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Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-01-20

also convincing proof that the kidneys
and bladder are out of order.
What To Do.
There is comfort in the knowledge so
often expressed, that DR.. Kilmer's
Swamp-R Root, the great kidney remedy
fulfills every wish in curing rheumatism,
pain in the back, kidneys, liver, bladder
and every part of the urinary passage.
it corrects inability to hold water
and scalding pain in passing it, or bad
effects following use of liquor, Wine or
beer, and overcomes that unpleasant ne
cessity of being compelled to go often
during the day, and to get up many
times during the night. The mild and
the extraordinary effect of Swamp-Root
is soon realized. It stands the highest
for its wonderful cures of the most dis
tressing cases. If you need medicine
YOU should have the best. Sold by drug
gists in fifty-cent and one-dollar sizes.
You may have sample bottle and a
book that tells all Et
about it, both sent free alsss:::eE:ss
by mail. Address DR.. TIT
Kilmer & Co., Bing- s=esss=Es3
hamton, N Y When Home of swamp-Root
writing mention this paper and don't
make any mistake, but remember the
name, DR.. Kilmer's Swamp-Root, and
the address, Binghamton, N. Y.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-01-20
Council Meeting.

At the meeting of the City Council
last evening the only important bust
ness was communication from the
Board of Water Commissioners asking
for the appointment of second assist
ant engineer. A special meeting will
be held Friday, January 20, to take
action on this matter.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-01-20

q Se11fllGl1C or set
ting indicatesan
unhealthy con-
dition Of the kid
neys; if it stains
your linen it is
evidence of kid
ney trouble; too
frequent desire
to pass it or pain
in the back is
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-01-20
WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 20, 1904.

The Secretary Of the Navy asks for
lump appropriation for that branch of
the service. He thinks the depart
ment officials could better decide how
many war ships to build and of what
class.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-01-20
LETTER LIST.

List of letters remaining at the postof-
fee for the week ending Tuesday, Jan
uary 10Th, 1904.
Arndt Emma Motel, Emil
Adams G. B. Newton. L. F.
Rvroo Thomas Oliver, Jennie
RiaSe Mrs Matilda Pitterle, EDWARD
Recker John Schroeder, B. A.
Craig Mrs Margareth Sullivan, B. A.
Collins, M. M. Schultz, Aug
Fox, E. j. (2) Mleman, w M.
Henninp MARY WeSs, John
Leppert, Chas. =,
W. F. GRUETZMACHER. p. M.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-01-20
RAILROAD TIME
CHICAGO, MILWAUKEE ST. PAU

CHICdsU p
daily, except Sunday.
Train No. 23 arrives from Chicago and departs
Tor Madison at :35. p. m. except Sunday
No. 80 arrives from Milwaukee and departs
for Madison at 9 10 a. m except Sunday.
Sunday train from Milwaukee arrives here at
9:45 a. N. Returning, departs at 5:15 p. IN.
*This train stops at WATERFOWL Junct only.
GEORGE w. WEBB, Agent.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-02-01
THE PROPER NOTION.

THE ACTHORITIES Of the little
town of Anita, IN Pennsylvania,
have the right idea. They have passed
an ordinance which coGlpeis the saloon
keepers OF the place to build a Jail ana
snaintain a police force OK two mem
Iers. The rulers of Anita realize that
there would be very little use for police
forces and jaiIs if it were not for the
saloons. In their judgment it is not right
10 tax the general public jail and to
uamtain q police force when the deal
ers in intoxicants make such ipstitu-
tons necessary.
tt IS a pity the authorities did not
&c a little further il would be a per
fectly natural and logical step 10 re-
quire the salooukeepers 20 support me
families Of drunkards while the drunk
ards arc locked up in Jail They might
also be compelled to pay the fines of the
men they make drunk and to pay with
out suit all damages caused by the ef-
feet OF .fntoxlcHnts on their victims The
result of the passage OF such laws migat
solve me saloon problem hy tn elimin-
alton Of the saloon.
OF course this would work a great
hardship on numerous gentlemen wno
make a living out of the whisky-selliug
business. Thousands of them would be
thrown out of employment and some Of
Tiers wcuei undoubtedly sVffer until
they could 8nd scme other efannkl int
which to turn their talents. Eut tnous-
ands OF othe, men who are not steadily
employed ROW or who are not employed
at ali because they drink more intoxi-
cants than they should, woaid be work
Ing Ell 1ae4tinie. Thous Inds Of home.
would be happier. thousands Of chill
dreH better FED better clothed, bett Al
snelterez.
The proportion of saloon men thrown
out OF employment to the proportion
of other men and other household
made happier and brighter and better
is about az one to one thousand. On TIT
principle that the first purpose Of lav
should be TO bring about the creates
good to the greatest number we do no
see why tie Anita plan should not ID
elaborated.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-02-01
PANAMA. IN a NUTSHELL.

A \ EASTERN STUDENT Of interna-
"A tional law has made an admirable
summing up Of the Panama case, put
ting his conclusions in fewer and clear
er words than any authority~wno has
yet discussed the subject. He says;
s'First-The hasty recognition Of new
state in Panama was not IN accordance
with the law Of nations.
'Secoad-To Justify It by the treaty Of
1876 requires new and forced constitute
ton Of that instrument.
.'Third-'To prevent Colombia COERCION
of Panama Is an act of war.
''FOurth-The imam in the streets YER
diet that cur smart politics served Co
luInbi8 right disregar1s law. sets a dam
tional dignity and may injure or IN
fiuence and trade amongst the Latin
American states.
"Fifth-Dur duty Was and is TO let Co
lOmbia recover Panama If she can; our
policy TO use her troubles To get favor
ereiEu.
''Sfxth-Our recognition, If persisted in,
makes Of Panama tre-1e y-zssstistfg agent,
but for ourselves only.
''Seventh-The canal treaty. negotiated
and ratified By the iunta. with no consti-
is of doubtful validity. and the defect will
need to be subsequently cured.
L seems TO US that this covers the
ground July and completely. Those
who read the seven propositions and
/ remember them VIII have very fair
/ idea of the grounds OF contention over
the whole Panama matter.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-02-01
a sIe.seARTeD LAuNDRvMAN.

DID YOU EVER SEND a beautiful
- new white shirt to the laundry and
get it back with the button holes torn
out. the stud holes enlarged, the neck
band transformed into a most ingen-
io1s instrument or torture? Did YOU
ever own a shirt that didn't show signs
of wear and tear after It had been
TO the laundry two or three times:
Doesn't it look as if the laundry pro-
prietors just try as hard as they can
to wear out your property
Now listen to the proposition Of a
berlin laundryman. aadif you don't feel
like moving over there right away, you
must be the proprietor of laundry of
your own. This laundryman says that
hereafter he is going to furnish his
patrons with all the linen they wear
free OF charge. He explains that the
cost OF a shirt is trifiing compared with
the cost Of keeping it clean. and he is
sure that his business VIII increase
largely while complaints win dwindle
away entirely.
1T is virtually my property says
The proprietor. IL can MAKE IL Alht
long or I can burst its button holes
the first time il goes through the rolls
Naturally ] teach my employees 10 be
very careful Of the linen. and my pro-
fits on the washing virtually wipe out
the original cost. After that all is
velvet hold my customer. he never
complains and my trade grows very
East"
The great difficulty this genius vii
encounter viii be ia selecting his Gus.
tomers. He cannot afford To send on
haIf q dozen shirts to a man who vii
run away with them the next moment
A few such experiences would wipe OF
good share of his profits unless h.
sees 10 it that the profits from wash
ing have more than paid the cost o
all his shirts, AT any rate, we woul,
IKE To see the experiment establfshe,
~ Salt Lake. It might save a feT
&c Us from using bad language whei
the washing comes home.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-02-01
STRAUSS sUsTLE PLEA.

III ILLIA3I STRAUSS Of New York.
~ a reputable" business man who
has been engaging extensively IN the
practice of making counterfeit labels,
has q rather original idea OF justice.
stsauss was found guilty Of the Of
tense stated and sentenced 10 pay d
dne OF $500 and to serve ten days in
jail He didn't object to the fine, but
he protested strongly against the Jail
sentence.
why, your honor, he protested, I
am a respectable business man aud j
cannot 90 60 prison. When informed
by the court that the sentence would
not be changed Strauss almost barst
w1h Indignation. but. your honor, .
he pleaded. Il an going to Europe on
Thursday next. I have booked my pas
sage and have my tickets. Tt viii ruin
INC 10 go to jaiL" Nevertheless the
court was marble-hearted- Strauss WIN
not 70 q europe next Thursday Cor at
that time ne vii be IN JAIL
what q glorious precedert would
have been set If strauss plea had re-
ealtea as he desircGi All a criminal
pouia have % do ~ould he 70 purchase
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-02-01

u ETER GROSSCUP, one Of the best
/ known Of the United states circuit
court judges. delivered an address 10
an association Of Illinois county and
probate judges the other day, confin-
ing his remarks to the issues between
capital and labor. Judge 6srosscup' :
suggestions are entitled TO the earnest
consideration oe all who have paid any
attention to the great labor problem
In his summing up Judge Grosscup
said:
"Big corporations are here TO stay. L.
Dor unions that abide hy the laws &fe
here 10 STAY 10 deal with them as one
would deal with mad dogs IS TO ask pup
lie opinion ils@f To GO mad. But these
interests. corporate and personal one
aud all must be brought under the iGii
domain Of the law. TREY mist be allowed
to trample no mans rights on the grouilo-
They must Dc allowed - t' tls
shelter no man bent on reDolhS ms Let-
low luen. They must aud they can be
made the open d9or q OPPORTUNITY -.ilie
door through which every American,
great and small. may with reasonable
security secure his ambition 10 share in
his coIintry's prosperity. and ii the tree
dom Of his country 5 laws
Grosscup means trusts and moHopoiies,
we cannot agree with him that they
are here to stay. If the judges sug-
gestion that al labor unions and all
corporations should be equal before
the law. that all should be treated
alike. in that the law should be en-
forced equally against ali when they
conc in conflict with 1t, the trust ques'
ton viii sulve itself. We have laws
enough against the ms lopolies Th'
trouble is in securing their. serious en-
/ forcement.
Very few serious prosecutions 81
trusts have ever been. made. tt il
/ hardly ever difficult, however, to bring
about the punishment OF labor unions
for law Violations If the law is to b
made the open door TO opportunity,
I it must be fashioned into a door tina
swings on its hinges with equal readi
! ness for rich and poor.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-02-01
How He eot His start.

See that stout man over there
inquired tie former citizen of Chey-
enne We'll. that man is a successful
butcher here in Salt Lake now, and
/ shall always think he got his start
through me. When l first came hers
from Cheyenne that man was a tamale
merchant on the streets. When l struck
the town 7 had S5.05 in my possession,
I had been carrying the gold piece in
my vest pocket and the niekle in my
trousers. I walked up from the depot
and was hungry. so / thought 1 would
buv a tamale and did so 1t was a
good tamaIe and I liked il. Then ]
got room and went TO bed. When I
1ccrke up in the morning / thought |
would pay for my room and go out 20
hunt up a job. / found ntckle IN my
vest pocket and that was every sou
had on me. I have never been able to
prove il. but / have always thought
must have got that five-spot in my
trousers pocket by mistake and given IL
to that man for the tamale. 1 got a JOB
and stayed here, and I observed that
soon after arrived the talnale pedd4eI
oueued "a butcher shop. I think thaI
five gave him his start.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-02-01
WHAT AND WHY.

Why should substitutes
for SCOTS Emulsion be re.
fused?
Because they do not begin
to offer the equivalent of food
value contained IN SCOTS
Emulsion.
Why should special care
be taken to avoid so-called
wines, cordials and extracts
of cod liver oil?
Because they contain a
large percentage of alcohol
and afford only temporary
stimulation.
Does not SCOTS Emulsion
also stimulate the body2
Yes, but it is stimulation
through nourishment.
What vital food principle
IS involved in the action of
SCOTS Emulsion ?
Direct and perfect nourish-
ment without tax on the
stomach.
Wen send sOe sszplssrss apsa request
SCOTT { sowNE. sosPsAs!s sssss Sew Vera.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-02-01

a ticket Tor Eurobe to be used within
. few days after his sentence and then
the court ueuiJ let htrl SO on ms Sauf-
ney mTestrained Under such cTcum-
stances Il would be cay fer eng eff
fender, however fossly, 70 raise among
4is frieads the price Of at least a steer
age ticket abroad.
On Inc whole. though, it wouldn't be
such a bad notion, for in that way We
might be forever rid OF the criminal
class
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-02-01
IN LIGHTER VEIN



The Republican com ettf0n Hiay de-
pend upon Roosevelt 70 suspend his
rule against accepting presents long
enough TO accept the nomination if he
gets a chance.
4 man died recently in Indiana at
the age OF 1oq years. He had never
used health foods. it IS needless to
state.
Ii is rather remarkable how quickly
some people become sane again after
being acquitted or crime on the ground
of insanity.
The indications are shat AR. Thomas
win continue 10 write 2 NJ after his
name Tor some time yet, after all
The Berlin authorities are looking
for poison in some salad made at
cooking school. but the fact that sew
eral people who partook of it are dead
does not necessarily imply that there
was poison ia it.
No doubt the Pocateilo man who
wishes TO be governor viii be If he
makes suitable arrangements with
Proprietor Hepburn of Idaho.
school children generally viii favor
the idea Of cutting the course down 70
eight years. In fact. many OF them
would consent to a reduction TO eight
days
0Turat Hasted believes Ohio will sup
I port Roosevelt with her solid vote ana
exceptionally important prestige
/ Both would be welcome, no doubt, but
/ if he may only have one, the president
would prefer the solid vote.
/ Probably that congressman who in
troduced a bill TO prevent the use of
pictures of living men for advertising
/ purposes has had his own face over
/ looked by the advertisers and is sore.
I OF course It would be very. nice TO be
i the richest of Persians but at the
/ same time if one had to answer to the
! name of Ali Asghar Khan Atabeck
Asam the job would have its draw
( backs.
! Do you suppose the list of witnesses
\ called by the Smoot protestauts viii
| include Colonel Ed Loose of Provo
1 uanph?
Half million cartridges We're burned
! in Chicago as a test, and. the report
says. gave no evidence of destructive
! power These must be the kind ol
cartridges used by certain hunters We
have met.
If the enemy will promise not to run
away we are opposed 10 Increasing th'
/ speed of the United states battle
ships.
81 observe" said the Sage Brusi
Sage. that the Congressional Record
has boycotted the Utah delegation.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-02-01
Us Not Worth While.
Charles Austin Bates in -Four Tfacl
NeWS1

fChar3eS AuSItD safes IN HOuI- Afdea
News.1
Why IS it that a man who lives on
IS q week when he is at home wants
to spend $50 when he is travelling for
the house? why does he have 10 have
a room with bath at the best hotel2
He'll tell YOU it's TO keep up the dig
nifty of the house.
Not a bit of it.
It's to keep up his front with the
boys
AS A rule he doesn't deceive his Gus
toners or prospective customers. II
he's q good man, they know it. But If
he is a shell fish he can't fool them
by stopping at the Holland house. If
he knows his goods and will hustle
and keep his expenses down. he may
be able to buy the Holland house after
awhile
This making hotel font is poor
business. It is like Eugene Fields
remarks la declining out-of-seasof
Strawberries spoils the appetite foi
stewed prunes.''
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-02-01
PROTECTING the ARMY.

4 MOSCOW STUDENT named An
4 drieff has been sentenced TO two
years imprisonment and perpetual ex-
lie TO Siberia because he whipped and
otherwise abused a general in the Rus
sian army. Andrien was not connected
in any Way with the army, so that he
,sas not guilty OF INSTRUMENTATION. He
simply had a grievance against the
general and mauled him properly over
il. In this country the case would have
been one for the police court, with per-
hans a small fine for assault attached.
They seen TO think a good deal Of
their army In Russia. We think good
deal of ours, too, but we do not go to
such absurd lengths. Here an army Of
heer is supposed to take care of his
own quarrels, and he does too. How
ever. AndrieT has at least one comfort.
That is the thought that Siberia can
not be SO very much worse than a
country where individual liberty is 50
restricted as in Russia proper.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-02-01
willing to oblige.
lPhilaaelnhiA Ledger.l

4 t-AAt-fA~As PAT 1" A<NAt q y
Abraham Benedict tells of a school
teacher in Rochester >,ho had great diff
ficulty with a few mischievous boys
One day. when one of them had given
her a great deal of annoyance, she said
to him: Il wish I could be your moth
or for just about one week. ] would
rid you of your naughty disposition"
very wei, I viii speak TO father
about it. promptly responded the lad.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-02-01

Postmaster General Payne admits
that he maintains only four horses,
three carriages. one footman and one
coachman at the expense of the gov-
eminent. The postmaster general is
entirely too modest. He should add a
few automobiles TO his equipment.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-02-01

J. Adam Bede. the witty Republican
congressman from Minnesota, says it
won't be long before a majority Of the
citizens Of the United States wiz be
millionaires. We suggest that when
that time comes everything viii cost SO
much money that millionaires viii be
housing their families in one small
7-o.or47
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-02-01

A few more delays in beginning the
hearing of the Smoot case wn lead
some Of US to believe the senator's
term viii expire before verdict is
reached. But it is impossible TO hurry
the senate.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-02-01

salt Lakefs who are in search Of
more light viii be gratifed over the
announcement that d new gas and cleo
trio light company is to apply for a
franchise permitting them TO DO bust
ness here
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-02-01

After all, Germany has some good
features. A newspaper criticised
school teacher for wearing a red tie.
The teacher sued for damages, and the
court sustained the newspaper. Here
after we shall feel at perfect liberty 10
express. our sentiments on the subject
Of red ties. But what shall be done with
the man who wears a red vest2
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-02-01

over ia Los Angeles they are praying
for rain. Taials OF that you people who
have been grooming about Ttah wealth
er. Do sou see any dust blowing
Ground hsreg
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1904-11-30
Maraaret6a 0eder.

IS itarb AM %. Nopember 1904 mad Ian.
ger aragtbeit D,nraarstha 1sder, 9%elteete sat
rem . Monnteu nm % Iugen. Sie Neeroieunn
iinbet Mlittlpofl, ben so. 9ioo.. giuhmittaes ?
ttbr, uom lrauerbauie. pr. 1911, Sit'8ioole.
Strdbe, aus uuf Der o@dltin1orer Cemetery"
fat. @eifebuug priuatint. (334-5)
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1904-11-30
WGngcl nniercS 8eidiuurcnen.
SDItems.

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nod re6t reiormbeoiirftig lit, bat lid
oieIer Gage mieoer einmol bel 5luei
Rro5eiien in Nem.Dorf ee5eigt. Der
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. muBtc OBJ
gebrohen meroen, neil elmer Der
@eihnorenen in Solge zines S6loas
onfolls nidt l1nger @ei6porenen.
oienite leiiten fonnte. 8oroui mltroeu
oIle iibrigen @eihporenen entlaiieu,
nno Der Ero5eB mliB Don Neuem be.
gonnen iperoen. Plus 100 8iir9eru
mub Elm 0useno nelier @ei6porener
allSgeIudt meroen. SIN onoeren &Gn.
bern bat man fir iold)e @%pentuolit1.
ten @riot . @eidporene porgeieben
unb Der Gro5eB erleioet burh @rfrnn-
flung ODER Den 600 eines @eid)more.
men feline llnterbred)ung. giid NIT
benz einitimmigen Beroift ioIte onf-
gerGumt meroet. Cine 3meiorittel.
@aioritdt, pie iie in pielen S6noern
i6on l0n9it ciugeiiibrt lit, geniigt sur
~gntifeibuntg iiber Sdyuloig ooer
Nidtihulbig. Die Geribleppung
BON Gro6eiien wiiroe meniger bGitfig
iein mo Der Suits piiroe fem Gin,
trog getbon meroen. Ger anoere Sail
lit leiber beib1meno fir ms. SSn eli.
mem Ero5elie, bel Dem eS iid) nm Die
Sunme bon 9reipiertel . MilIionen
boloelt, loa ein @eihlporener per-
Ind)t boben, burh GrpreIiune BON
1000 Collars oas Seroift 81 @ltnlten
Der Slayer berbei5ufiibren ooer noe.
nigltens cine Nidteinieune Der @e.
lhiporellell 5t oeronloiien. Die Sad)e
perblieb uidt perborgen uno Der Sc
ldmorene lit uerboitet moroen. Der.
glelden Sole, Die nid)t eilmul lebr
ielten Iein iolen, trnaen nieI ooail
bel, unIere Red)tSpileae IN MiB.
credit 5u briitgen. IS lit nothpeuoia,
ouT ben Gbarotter Der n%ltSsinp1blen.
oen 8eIhmorenen ein eroberes Sc
lpid)t 81 le9en, oils oa5 a%epobnlid1
geit)iebt. Die beiben 0em, Dorfer
Tro5elle baben tneelnne aeoauert, bo.
ben bereits groBe Summen @eloeS
setoitet uno miiiien lpieoer bon born