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The San Francisco call., 1904-04-13

An old gentleman in Australia broke
off the engagement between his daugh-
ter and a young man because the
young man led the thirteenth trump
at whist
The San Francisco call., 1904-04-13
CoxpAssrE GENERALS TRAssArLAsTIQus

DIRECT LINE 20 HAvRE-PARIS.
Sailing every Thursday Instead OF - fEES
saturday, at 10 a. M. from Pier AZ. ~<-z<zz-
North River foot Of Morton St
First class to Havre. $40 and upward Sec
ond class to Havre. S45 and upward GEN.
ERAL AGENCY FOR United -TATES AND
CANADA - Broadway Hudson builoing).
New York J. F.. FUGAZI & Co, Pacific Coast
A cents < MontRomery avenue. ian Francisco.
Tickets sold by all Railroad Ticket Agents
The San Francisco call., 1904-04-13
OCEAN TRAVEL.

q: !
&c - Steamers leave Broadway
HNSCN wharves, Piers o and II.
~ N,A San francisco.
/Q1WNA EAl For Ketchikan, Wrangel,
Il | W%4 Juneau. Haines, Skaguay.
l | WH<A ! etc, Alaska-11 q. m, Apr.
\eA NJ Lrs/ s. 10. Is. 20. 25, 30 May 5.
NN ZH Change to Company's steam
N4kfc9e/ ers at Seattle.
For Victoria, Vancouver,
Port Townsend. Seattle. Tacoma, Everett Bel
lingham-11 a m. Apr. 5. 10 15 90 25 80.
May 8. Change at Seattle to this companys
steamers for Alaska and G. N Ry.; at Seattle
Ry.
For Eureka CHumboIdt Bay)-Pomona, 1:3o
p. m. Apr. T. TO- 16 % 2S May 4. Spokans
1:30 p. m. Apr 1. T. 13 10, Is May l.
For Los Angeles (via Port Los Angeles and
Redondo). San Diego and Santa Barbara-San-
Ia Rosa. Sundays. a. m.
State OF California, Thursdays. a. M
San Pedro). Santa Barbara Santa Cruz Mon
terey. San Simeon, Cayucos. Port Hartford (San
Luis Obispo), Ventura and Hueneme.
santa Cruz. a. M, Apr. 10. (Freight only.)
Bonita. a m, Apr. 5. Is. 21. %, May 7.
For Ensenada. Magdalena Bay, San Jose del
Cabo. Mazatlan. Altata, La Paz Santa Ro-
salia. Guaymas CMex.) 10 q. m, 7th each
Right Is reserved to change steamers or sailing
TICKET OFFICES New Montgom-
cry ST. palace HoteD. 10 Market st. and Broad
way wharves. Freight once, 10 Market st.
C D. DUNANN. General Passenger Agent.
10 Market St, San Francisco.
The Pacific Transfer Co., 20 Sutter ST.. win
call for and check baggage from hotels and
residences Telephone Exchange 3f2.
The San Francisco call., 1904-04-13

The Seven Star Inn at Manchester
England, boasts of having been licens-
ed for $50 years.
The San Francisco call., 1904-04-13

will be?" inquired DalzeIl.
Yes" said Bartlett, the whole
country knows. Judge Parker of New
York" which ELECTED Democratic ap-
plause
The San Francisco call., 1904-04-13
mars rs1and ana vallejo steamers.

steamer GEN. FRIsBiE or MONTlCELLo-
9:45 a. m, 3:15 and $50 p. m. except sunday
sunday, 0:45 a. M. $50 D. m Leave Vallejo
a. m 1890 and p m. except Sunday.
sunday a. m, 4:15 D. NJ. Fare. so csnts.
Tel. Main 15os- Pier 2. Mission-A Gock
HATCH BROS
The San Francisco call., 1904-04-13
Weak Men and Women

- SHOULD Use DAMIANA BITTERs, THE
- Great Mexican Remedy; gives health and
strength 70 sexual organs. Depot. 323 Market
The San Francisco call., 1904-04-13
ADvERrIsEMENTs
MAT TTINGS

Have an air of COOL
ness and cleanliness
which make them
the ideal floor cover
ing during the SUM.
merseason. Our big
assortment includes
Chinese Maftings,
japanese Mattings
(from our own fac
tory i'm Kobe) and
Grass Mats. These
mattings wear re-
markably we'll and
whether plain or
figured give very
pleasing and artistic
effects. Economy
is also a feature. of
these mostappro pri-
ate floor coverings.
..6JSL0ANE6CQ
n4-122 POST STREET
The San Francisco call., 1904-04-13

KOSMCS LINE.
k,HH magellan Routs-)
EVE8I Passenger Service-Through with
NEM out Change.
>BJ s. S. "AMASIS" 1000 tom
Captain c. Jansen sailing from
San Francisco about April 20 1904 for
London Hamburg and all principal ports IN
Mexico, Central and South America. For rates
and particulars apply at passenger office 84I
Market ST.. or
LENDAL NJ. GRAY. Manager.
s29 Market St. San Francisco
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1904-07-01

Cured Of Chronic Diarrhoea After Ten
Years OF Suffering.
II wish to say few wordsin praise
of Chamberlain's Collie. Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy" says Mrs. Matte
Burge, of Martinsville, Va. 81 suf-
fered from chronic diarrhoea for ten
years and during that time tried var
ious medicines without obtaining any
permanent relief. Last summer one
of my children was taken with chol-
era morbus. and l procured bottle
Of this remedy. Only two doses were
required to give her entire relief. ]
then decided to try the medicine my.
self, and did not use all of one bottle
before was we'll and have never
since been troubled with that COM
plant. One cannot say too much In
favor Of that wonderful medicine. y
This remedy is for sale byDr. L Wcn1
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1904-07-01
LOCAL EVENTS.

An infant of Mr.. and Mrs. Ingle-
king died, Monday, and was buried
Tuesday morning.
The Occur d'Alene High School
nine were over, Monday, and de-
feated the Rathdrum Juniors with
score of II to S. The home
team was badly in need Of practice.
The contract for building the
foundation Of the school addition
has been let to Mr.. Stoneburg.
No acceptable bids on the super
structure have yet bsen filed with
the board.
At special meeting, Monday,
the annual village tax of S mills
was levied by the town board on
all taxable property within the in
corporated limits. The bills Of
Culp Bros. S.. 50, for publishing;
and S. T. Farr $40, for attending
street lights, we're allowed.
A general order received from
Adjutant General Vickers OF Boise,
states that the postoffice address
OF the members Of Company "E"
at the encampment will be Man
oever Camp, Hillhurst, Wash.
The company will leave Rathdrum
OH the 9th and will not return un-
til the 21st.
The last quarterly conference OF
the M. Z. church, for the year,
will be held here Sunday. Pre-
siding Elder Brown will be here
for the last time, having served the
allotted six years. He will de-
liver the morning sermon. Rev.
c. T. Cook will preach in the
evening.
Miss Beulah Klopf was rendered
a farewell surprise party last Satur-
day afternoon, by a party of hel
schoolmates, their being 40 present.
Various games we're played and a
delightful dinner was served at -four
o'clock. Miss Beulah accompanied
her mother, Monday, to Wisconsin,
where they will spend the summer.
Oscar Snyder, another of the
young men implicated in the CGul
d'Alene arson case was released
from the county Jail on So, ZOO
bonds, yesterday. Three of the
boys, Shirley Jay, charged with
perjury, and Carl Swan and Arth
er Church, held as witnesses, re-
main in Jail.
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1904-07-01
Notice Of Republican Primary Election.
NOTICE is HEREBY GIVEN,

NOTICE is HEREBY GIVEN,
That there will be a Republican Pri-
mary Election held In Rathdrum
Precinct, Kootenai County. State Of
Idaho, at the Court House in said
Precinct on Monday, the 18th day Of
July, A. D., 1904, commencing at 2
o'clock in the afternoon OF said day
and continuing until I O'Clock in the
afternoon Of said day, for the purpose
Of electing delegates to the Repub-
lican County Convention to be held
at Rathdrum, Kootenai County, Ida
no. on the Goth day Of July, A. d,
1904, for the purpose Of nominating
candidates of the Republican Party
in Kootenai County, State OF Idaho,
to be voted for at the General election
to be held on the 9Th day Of Novem
Der, 1904, to wit:
sheriff, Surveyor.
Assessor Coroner,
Treasurer, Three
Probate Judge, County Commissioners
County Attorney. One State Senator,
Superintendent of Three Members of the
Schools. Lower House OF Legislature
All qualified voters who are loyal
Republicans and all persons who
voted the Republican Ticket at the
General Election Ut 1902 are invited
to participate in this primary cleo
ton.
Rathdrum Precinct IS entitled to .
delegates in said Republican County
Convention to be SO held on July Goth
1904.
Signed and dated this the Goth day
day or June, 1904.
| CHAs. L. HEITMAN.
Republican Committeeman for Rath--
drum Precinct.
junel7-24.
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1904-07-01
PERSONAL MENTION.

81 Donnelly was In town Tuesday.
Silas Travis was in town last Sat
urday.
Gust Peters OF Hauser was visitor
In town Saturday,
]. e. Callahan was over to Wallace
the forcpart Of the week.
A. A. Sage of Athol was in the city
on business, Saturday.
Attorney McClear OF Occur d, Alene
was In town Monday.
James II. Harte. Of Occur d'Alene.
was In town Wednesday.
Klop: has special prices on iron
beds. Call and see him.
Clyde Quarles is back from two
weeks visit to his home at Lane.
FOR SALE-Sevcn-foot binder,
used one season. O. Skinner.
Mrs. Mary Lancaster and son Hen
ry were Spokane visitors Saturday.
Deputy Sheriff c. A. Mcdonald
went over to Occur d'A.ene Wednes'
day evening returning yesterday.
Miss Annie Kellner attended tht
Christian Endeavor convention In
Spokane, last week.
Mrs. o. Merritt Of Valley was visit
Ing with Mrs. c. A. Mcdonald las
Friday.
Mrs. Jamlson of Spokane was visit
ing in Rathdrum over Sunday, thu
guest Of Mrs. J. c. Callahan.
Prot. A. ID. Foster who is teachinl
school at Ramsey, was 10 town Satur
day.
Robt. Miller OF the Fish Lake saw
mill, made = business trip TO SpokaD
ibis week
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1904-07-01
Safeguard the Chi,dren.

Notwithstanding all that Is done
by boards Of health and charitably
inclined persons, the death rate
among small children is very high
during the hot weather of the sum
mer months in the large cities. There
is not probably one case of bowel
complaint in hundred, however,
that could not be cured by the timely
use Of Chamherlain's Collie, Cholera
and Diarrhoea Remedy. For sale b,
DR.. Il. Wenz.
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1904-07-01
NO PITY SHOWN.

''FOr years fate was after me con-
tinuously" writes i. A. Gullcdge,
Verbcna. Ala. ~ had d terrible case
Of Piles causing 81 tumors. When all
failed Bucklen's Arnica Salyc cure1
me. Equally good for Burns and all
aches and pains. Only CSC at DR.. +.
Wcnz drug store.
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1904-07-01
For sheriff.

lam o. resident OF LaClede. and have rcsid'
ed "a years In Kootenai County on the 9th
day OF juno this year. I have always taken
prominent part In Democratic politics, act
ing as delegate to different conventions, and
have never asked for office before. AND
now, am up for the Democratic nomination
for sheriff, subject to the Democratic County
Con vention. Asking the support OF all dem
ocrats, remain
Your Democratic servant.
LYMAN 4, MARKHAM
Jf-A1-pd
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1904-07-01
SUNDAYS Came

Those who witnessed the ball game
Sunday, say it was one of the best of
OF the season. 1t was between the
home team and the NesQual'y team OF
Spokane. The score was ) to in
favor Of Rathdrum. The lineup:
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1904-07-01
500 Reward!

for information, which will lead to
Conviction Of any person stealing or
removing any of my stock from the
KooTENAI RANCH.
Signed: PAUL GLADSTONE
Granite, Idaho, June l3, 1901.
junl7to Septl7.
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1904-07-01
Notice Of Bond Sale.

kyoTICE Is HEREBY GIVEN THAT
IN school District No. 2 Of ootcnai County
$4,000 each. The first one OF these bonds,
bond numbered onc) viii, mature July ISL.
1895, and each subsequent bond will mature
same day In each successive year 50 that
the last bond numbered 81 will mature July
list. 1912; each bearing interest at rate OF
five per cent per Mnnum. payable sem. annu-
ally: said bonds being issued for building on
to, charging and rearranglnE the present
schoOlhouse in said district.
Bids for said bonds will be received by the
Board Of school Trustees Of said School Dis
trIct until the hour Of O'Clock. =. NJ, ofJuiv
18Th. 1901 ut the ONCE OF the Clerk Of said
Board OF School Trustees Of said School Dis
trict.
The rlsnt to reject any and all bids is re-
served.
Bids should be directed to the undersigned
Clerk at Rathdruu. Idaho.
By order Of the Board of Trustees Of School
District No. 3 kOotenai County, Idaho.
Dated, Rathdruni Idaho, June 18th, 1904.
Il. g. MCCREA. FWENZ;
Chair man. Clerk.
Jun" n to July Is,
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1904-07-01

&C. Il. klopf has complete line Of
doors, windows, screen doors, iron
beds, springs, mattresses, carpets, lin
ollums, etc. Call and see him. a
good stock of furniture always on
hand.
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1904-07-01

VIM. Dckmeyer and family, Of
Fairfax, Mimi, who have been visit
ing with Mr., and Mrs. Gust Peters,
of Hauser, for three weeks, departed
for home last Saturday. Mrs. Dick
meyer is a sister OF Mrs. Peters.
They visited Spokane just prior to
returning to Minnesota.
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1904-07-01

Bicycle supplies and repair goods
are now on hand at Klopf's furniture
store. MIR. klopf is agent for the
Rambler, National, Cleveland.
Ideal, Mitchell and other standard
makes.
THE SMART SET magazine will en-
terrain you.
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1904-07-01

II you want your property insured
against loss by fire call ON the Pan
handle Abstract Co. tf
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1904-07-01

NesQually-0 3 % o 0 20 0-5
Rathdrun-.O OIL o. 400 30
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1904-07-01
BELL DRAY.

Leave orders at Meat Market
for Draying. L. Chambard,
Proprietor, Rathdrum, Idaho.
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1904-07-01
One Lady's Recommendation Sold Fifty
Boxes of Chaniberlain's stomach
and Liver Tablets

l have, l believe, sold fifty boxes Of
Chalnberlain's Stomach and Liver
Tablets on the recommendation of
one lady here, who first bought a box
OF them about year ago. She never
tires Of telling Der neighbors ard
friends about the good qualities OF
these Tablets.-P. NJ. SHORE, Drug
glst, Rochester, Ind. The pleasant
purgative effect of these Tablets
makes them favorlte with ladies
everywhere. For Sale by DR.. +. Wenz
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1904-07-01

All kinds of plants for sale.--C.
JENSEN, Hauser.
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1904-07-01

FOR SALE: : A Mason & Hamlin
organ, very reasonable. Inquire at
this Office.
Mrs. 9. ii. Peters has lodge pins
for ladies. Call on her.
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1904-07-01

caught large number OF trout.
John F. Yost who recently return
ed from Akron, Ohio was visiting in
Rathdrum the forepart of the week.
Mr.. Yost did not divulge any plans
for the future but states that his in
terests are In Kootenal county.
Sherman Smith of Post Falls was
in town Tuesday. He is just recover
ing from seige Of sickness, Mr..
Smith informs US that Post Fails has
three republican candidates for county
commissioners: T.. z. Holm, G. O.
Dart and II. NJ. Strathern.
L. T.. Taylor and family have re-
Gently been undergoing a Acige OF Ill
ness. On Monday Mr.. Taylor had
recovered sufficiently to drive over t.
Post Falls to get Mrs. c. r. Cross to
assist Mrs. Taylor In the work at the
county house.
Howard Brundlge sold his Spiri!
lake ranch last week.
August Oakland OF Stateline val
in town on business Yesterday.
LYMAN F. Markham Of LaClede al
visitor in town Sunday. Mr.. Mark
tham has offered himself as candi
date for sheriff on the democratic
ticket.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1904-02-27

tell your folks that If anything happens
10 n hair OF Mr.. Harkless' head every
shanty In your town will burn. and
your grandfather and your father and
your uncles. and your brothers. and
your cousins. and your second cousins.
and your third cousins will never have
the good luck to see the penitentiary.
Reckon you can remember that mes
sage! But before l let you go to carry
it l guess you might as well hard on,
the paper they sent you over here
with"
His prisoner fell into paroxysm of
rage.
I'll git pap to kill yer she shrieked
striking at him. II don't know nothin.
bout yer Six Crossroads, ner no pa.
pers, ner yer Mr.. Harkels neither. mel
you. We razorbacked ole devil. Par
IL Kill We! Leave me go! Leave me
go! Pap III kill We! I'll git him tc
Kill We" Suddenly her struggles ceas-
ed, her eyes closed, her tense little mus
cles relaxed. and she dropped toward
the floor. The old man shifted his grin
to support her, and in an instant she
twisted out of his hands and spranp
out of reach, her eyes shining with tri-
umph and venom.
1ahay. Mr.. Razorbackr' she shrill-
ed. "How's that fer high? Pap II
Kill We Sunday! Yell be screechin' liz
nell In a week, an we 'ull set up an
csssk eur applejack an laffr'
Martin pursued her lumberingIy, but
she was agile as a monkey and rar
lodging up and down the counters and
Knocked him, singing, "Gran'mammy
Tipsy Toe" At last she tired of the
game and darted out Of the door, fling
Ing back hoarse laugh at him as she
went. He followed, but when he reach.
ed the street she was a mere shadow
Hitting under the courthouse trees. He
looked after her forebodingly. then
turned his eyes toward the Palace no.
tel on the corner. The editor of the
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1904-02-27

Fer Gods sake" cried William
Todd, come back! Keep out Of the
road?' He was emptying his revolver
at the clump OF bushes, the uproar of
bis firing blasting the night. Some one
screamed from the house:
"Helen, Helenr'
John seized the girls wrists. Her
gray eyes flashed into his defantly.
"Will you goT' he roared.
''Nov
He dropped her wrists, caught her NJ
In his arms as If she had been kit
ten and leaped into the shadow OF the
trees that leaned over the road from
the yard. TIL ~ang out again
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1904-02-27

l." HE street upon which the Pal
u ace hotel fronted formed the
E-T,7Ss south side OF the square and
80 ran west TO the edge of the
town. where il turned TO the south for
quarter OF a mile or more, then bent
TO the west again. Some distance
from this second turn there stood.
fronting close on the road. large
prlck house, the most pretentious man.
sion in Carlow county. And yet 1t was
homelike place, with its red brick
walls empowered in masses OF cool
virginia creeper and comfortable
veranda crossing the broad front. while
half hundred stalwart sentineIs of
elm and beech and poplar stood guard
around 1t. The front walk was Dor
dered by geraniums and hollyhocks
and honeysuckle climbed the pillars of
the porch. Behind the house there was
a shady little orchard, and back of the
orchard an old fashioned. very fragrant
rose garden, divided by long grape
arbor, extended to the shallow waters
OF wandering creek, and on the bank
rustic seat was placed beneath the
sycamores.
From the first bend of the road,
where 1t left the town and became
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1904-02-27

anu 'ne little ball whistled venomouS
overhead Harkless ran along tn.
renee and turned in at the gate
ioose strand of the girls hair b,s-
across his cheek. and in the moe -
"''" S'''ne with gold. She had light
Drown hair and gray eyes and short
UPPER up IKE Il curird rose leaf. He
SET her down on the veranda stems
both of them laughed wildly.
But YOU came with me-. she oasnoa
triumphantly.
always thought you were talLs
Ne answered, and there was afterward
ume when he had to agree that th;s
was somewhat vague reply.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1904-02-27
Pays Better

Returned Traveler-What has h.
come OF Jordle? When went away
from here ten years ago he was q bud
ding politician.
Old Resident-Well, he's more than
that now. He's grating politician
Chicago Tribune.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1904-02-27
Sensible Girl.

He-l suppose you will take ADVANTAGE
OF the leap-year privilege and hustle for
a husband?
She-Yes: but | shall hustle for ons
who is willing to hustle for me after I
get him.-Cincinnati Enquirer.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1904-02-27

a tCOnon's potce singing Scatbert's
"Serendde" came to him
(after some indecision) a country high
way, called the pike, rather than a
proud city boulevard, a pathway led
through the fields to end at some pas
ture bars opposite the brick house.
John Harkless was leaning on the
pasture bars. The stars were wan and
the full moon shone over the fields.
Meadows and woodlands lay quiet and
motionless under the old, sweet mar
vel of a June night. In the wide
monotony of the fat lands there some
times comes a feeling that the whole
earth is stretched out before one. To-
night 1t seemed to lie so. in the pathos
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1904-02-27
No Amateur.

Mrs. Crawford-Is that an experiences
girl you have?
Mrs. Grabshaw-Why, l should say
she is! This is the ninth place Shea
had this year.-Judge.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1904-02-27
True Love.

Does your daughters husband love
yer as devotedly as ever?''
He does when I'm around" replied
her daughters husbands mother-in-
law, grimly-Houston Post.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1904-02-27
Changeable.

Clara-Are you an optlmist OF a pes
simist?
Clarence-When I'm tired I'm a pes
simist; when I'm rested I'm an optimist.
Detroit Free Press
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1904-02-27
Would Help Some.

The Talkatve Customer suppose
you keep every health food on the mar.
ket in stock here?
The Waitress-Oh, no; only about &ol
varieties, but the boss is thinking a
soon enlarging the premises.-Tow1-
Topics.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1904-02-27

Miss Summit-How that young Ms4r
roe girl has improved!
Miss Palisade--Hasn't she7 Why.
can remember when she was such q
modest little thing.-Town Topics. ]
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1904-02-27

what makes you think your wssr
lady is lacking in sentiment"
because she has taken down the ORG
motto OF Home, Sweet Home, whios
hung over the dining-room mantel, ana
put in its place placard reading Ma
Trust IN. Y. Times.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1904-02-27
Between Frend..

southern noticed you di1xsS 6pasn
TO Nixon this morning. What's TIA
trouble?
Homer-He insulted me yesteysu
called me an old tank.
Southern-Well, you must remenbee
that you're not as young as you used O.:
be.-Cincinnati ENQUIRER.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1904-02-27
True ms Steel.

Hes absolutely loyal to the organk-
nation. isn't her 4
Absolutely. Why, he'd follow TIE
organization even If It was in favor q
decent government"-Judge.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1904-02-27
Usual Kind.

Muggins-Is that an upright piano
next door?
Ruggins-Give 1t up. All know II
that it's downright nuisance.-Phila,
delphia Record. I
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1904-02-27
Can't Lose Her.

isn't 1t hard to lose your daughters
mo, not this one; could have mar
ried her of a year ago. 1t is her Older
sister that's hard to lose. "-HcustoA
Post
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1904-02-27
The Difference

The difference 'twixt wome-
AND turkey-can you gueocG
Inc woman often dressed to M
The turkeys killed to dress.
-YonkerS Statesman
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1904-02-27
Popular Airs.

Mr.. Gabler-So Mrs. Hyfiy's husbane
comes down every week to the tune -
$50 for her?
Mrs. Gabler-Yes; and yet you said n
didn't know one note from anotherf
Judge.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1904-02-27
Well Worn

His face has such worn looki"
mo wonder; he has been traveliR4
IN It for nearly 40 years''-Puck.
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His Daughter-Don't you think yoe
might use little more vehemsaos n
this sermon?
Inc Pastor-Oh! dear, mol 10 nan
myself very unpopular if woke up al
OF the old pillars of the church.-BreeN
lyn Eagle.
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A Forced Choice

Miss Clubber-Do you believe In
signs?
Mrs. Dauber-I have to- That's an
poor Dauber paints these days.-Chica-
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Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1904-02-27

Mrs. Proyor-Do you know how OLE
Miss Passay is?
Mrs. Homer-Oh. she was quite wen
the last time | saw her.-Chicago DailR
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