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The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-12-17
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any case of Catsrrh that cannot be cured b,
Halls Cetarrh Cure
f. J. CHENEY & CO., Props, Toledo, o
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Sold by all Druggists. Testimonials free.
Halls Family Pills are the best
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-12-17
A Common Occurrence.

wife-Thats a pretty legend about
Leander being drowned while trying
to swim the HeIlespont to Hero, isn't
it,
Acknowledgements continually In
modern life, my dear.
Wife, don't understand
Husband-Every day l hear OF some
man going under because he attempt
ed to come across in response to his
wife's demands" - New Orleans
Times-Democrat
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-12-17
The peruns Almanac in 1000, 900
HomeS-

The Peruna Lucky Day Almanac has
become a fixture in over eight million
homes. II can be obtained fIom ali
druggists free. Be sure to inquire
early. The 1905 almanac Is already
published, and the supply will soon BE-
exhausted. Do not put it off, Gel
one today.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-12-17

Marshall P. Wilder tells this story OF
two little children OF a Christian Sci
ence family who were taken for the
first time to see q Punch and judy
show. They enjoyed 1t heartily, until
Punch finally. in a burst OF anger. b.
gan 70 beat Judy across the head with
big stick. Whereupon the little girl
hastily covering her eyes with her
hands. called out. beseeehingly. to her
brother:
Don't look. Teddy. don't look. It's
error
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-12-17

See here, young man" said the SO
ciety editor to the new reporter, don't
lee a thing ike this occur again.
why. what's wrongr asked the new
recruit
In this paragraph" replied the & g.
dressed instead Of saying she was
'smartIy govned'
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-12-17

"YOu say that you came from Den
yer aloEeT'
Yes. sir"
Now, isn't it the truth" roared the
lawyer, that your husband came with
your"
sure. but I didn't think that II
would be competent and relevant to
say that 1 was worse than alone
Detroit Free Press
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-12-17
Good Rules for All.

a cap worn at a ralish angle Is no
sure sign Of a riotous disposition, but
some persons think 1t is. The better
Way is to take no chances, and IL one
r willing to regulate his cap-and 9TH
~ things-by good authority, he may
prohtably heed these rules, which the
President Of New England railroad
company has issued to his tralnmen:
Don't wear your cap over your ear.
Don't wear your cap down over
your eyes.
Don't wear your cap on the back of
your head.
Don't wear your cap askew.
Wear 1t firm and square on the top
Of your head.
Keep your shoes polished like mir
ror
Wear a linen collar, and keep IT
clean.
Wear a dark necktie.
Crease your trousers.
Brush your clothes.
Wear a glad smile, and live up to Il
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-12-17

You seemed to take the town OF
Fung-Wang-Chang very easily said
the admiring crowd. according to the
Buffalo Express. How did you man
age ftT'
~Oh. that was nothing" said the
Japanese commander. modestiy. We
simply tackled it one syllable at .
time"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-12-17

The Luton. Eng. chamber Of com
merce has decided to offer prizes to seh0l
srs in the elementary school for com
petitivs designs in hat trimmings
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-12-17
You Can Get Aneu's root-E.s< FREE.

Write Allen 2. Olmsted, lie Roy. n T., for .
free sam PIE Of Allen = Foot-Ease- II cures
sweating. hot swollen aching feet II maEea
new OF tight sri)es easy certain cure for
corns. III GROWN . ais and bunfons- AL drug
giats sell IL &c Don't accept any subsri-ut>-
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-12-17

steIla-I would rather wed a man Of
brains than one Of muscle
MOllie-Because why1
Stella--Because while man Of muscIa
could chop up a beefsteak. a man Of
brains could figure ont where the beef
steak was TO come from
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-12-17

one Of his estates a road the public has
used for more than 300 years.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-12-17

A man cannot have an idea OF perfec-
zion in another which he was never ssnsi-
bic Of in himself.-Steele-
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-12-17

About one pineapple in 10000 has
seeds in it. and il is from these seeds
that new varieties are produced
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-12-17
s sc:IR}0f lJLA

When child had very severe at
tick of Diphtheria, which came near prov
ing fatal Upon recovery the glands of the
neck were very much enlarged, and after
the free use of iodine, the right one was
reduced to its normal size, but the left
one continued to grow-very slowly at
6rst, until it was about the size of goose
egg, which began to press on the wind
pipe, causing difficult breathing, and be-
came very painful. An incision was made
and large quantity of pus discharged
The gland was removed, or as much as
could with safety be taken out. For ten
years wore a little piece of cloth about an
Inch long in my neck to keep the place
open. During this time had to have it
cut open by the doctor every time took
cold or the opening clogged In the Spring
or early Summer Of 1884 was persuaded
By my wife to use S. S. S., which did,
strictly in accordance with directions.
took twenty-six large bottles, and was en-
tirely cured, for 1 have not suffered since
that time. B. S. RAcLAND.
Royal Bag Mfg. Co., Charleston, S. c.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-12-17

For forty years Piso's Cure for Con-
sumption mas cured coughs and coldz- AZ
druggists Price 3 cents
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-12-17

The best science-extracting sunshins
from a cloudy day.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-12-17
To CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY

Take Laxative Bromo Ouinine Tablets All drug
sis.s refund the money II Il taiis TO cure T. "
Groves signature Is on each box Sc
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-12-17

Mothers will find Mrs Winslow's soothfn :
Syrup the best remedy to use for their children
during the teething period
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-12-17

The banana and the potato are almos
Identical in chemical composition-
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-12-17

81 have been troubled with rhcuma-
tism and catarrh for twenty-five years.
Could not sleep day or night After
having used Peruna ! can sleep and
nothing bothers me now II ever am
affected with any kind OF sickness Pc
runa will be the medicine / shall use.
My son was cured of catarrh of the
Iarynx by Peruna-"
Mrs. All. C~hwaudf
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-12-17
A GUARANTEED CURE FOR PILES

Irrhlnz Blind. Bleeding Or Protrudlng Piles
your druggist viii refund money II PAzO ONT
NEST fails % cure you in 10 IA days 5oc-
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-12-17

The best philosophy contented
mind.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-12-17

TITO Permanently Cured No fits or nervousness
ITO after first day Of Dr. Kline Great y erve
Restorer send for Free So trial bottle and treatise
Dr. R. H Kline. Ltd, s11 Arch 81, PhatelphiA Pa
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-12-17
Miss Alice Bailey, OF

A4CC Aht~< -
Atlanta, Ga, escaped the sur
geon's knife, by using Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
DEAR Mis-. PISKHAM I'll wish TO
express nv gratitude for the restored
health and happiness Lydia L. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound has
brought into my life
II had suffered for three years with
terrible pains at the time OF menstrual
ton. and did not know what the trouble
was until the doctor pronounced IL In
flammation of the oyariess and
proposed an operation.
- felt so weak and sick that felt
sure that 1 could not survive the ordeal,
and SO 1 told him that would not un-
dcrro it The following week read
an advertisement in the paper Of your
Vegetable Compound in such an euer-
renev, and SO decided to try it. Great
was my JOY to find that actually i'm
proved after taking two bottles, 50
kept taking il for ten weeks. and at the
end Of that time I was cured l had
Gained eighteen pounds and was IN
excellent health, and am now
- You surely deserve great success,
and you have my very best wishes =
Miss ALICE BAILEY, so North Boule-
ward. Atlanta. Ga IS $500 forfsit 4 erigin-
Of aaogs letter prouizg ssnaiasHsss cannot - rr-
eacsa.
All sick women would be wise
IL they would take Lydia 4. Pink.
hams Vegetable Compound and
be well.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-12-17

The population of the earth doubles ia
$50 years.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-12-17

Bawling is one Of the noisiest words
In the language.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-12-17

SAY, Winston. how would you Ike
to witness a conflict between the pow
ersf'
Witnessed one the other day"
Between the powersY
"Surel Ny wife. the cook and the
iceman began a three-cornered SQUAD
BILE in the yard"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-12-17

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The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1904-08-23

Tor q long time much Yves spoken
and written about the superiority OF
the little farm. When that was going
en- it had much in it that was all right
If the way OF farming is to work the
land until it will no longer give .
profitable yield, then the less land the
better; but il tho plan is to improve the
and year by year, so increasing its
ability to rroGnee, and with the man
Egerleat as economical as If on s1aan
scale. then the larger the farm the
better. 1t is in farming as it is in
manufacturing or commerce, a ques
Zion Of ability and capital. Some Of
The most successful farmers in the
United States to-day are men from
city life who have had a business
training. There must be liking fOs
the calling, for any business. or the
best outcome is not possible. 1t il
dangerous for new operator to begir
on big scale. The small farmer. who
IL fond Of and naturally fitted fol
farming, win almost inevitably have
outreachings and growth. Nowhere
does Individuality have outlet more
than it does in farming. and 20 it is
the fact that some men viii manage !
khousand-aere farm as snugly and
as probably ais others would farm
Of forty acres. Men and capital SO to
gether IN this business as never before
The small farm without the capacity
ar The capital to handle It is not more
desirable than IL tue large one,
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1904-08-23
Boonton Woman hale at l01.

In fine old house at Parsippany.
where she has lived since her marriage
eighty years ago, lives Mrs. Sarah Han
D0remus, who was 101 years old the
other day. and from appearance she
may live for some years to come. Her
voice is firm and her mind clear. She
moves about the house without aid of
any kind, can hear distinctly Anything
said in an ordinary tone of voice, and
can see houses on the hill at BooEton,
three miles away. She carries on a
conversation easily, and is interested
in what is going on, not only in the
community where she lives, but in the
world at large. Mrs. Doremus drives
out occasionally, and up TO about six
years ago she was regular attendant
ut the Boonton Reformed Church. She
has never been further away from
home than Newark. She hasStw chill
dren living. son. Abram, with whom
she lives, and a daughter, Mrs. John b.
C0adwell, of Newark. She has eight
grandchildren and five great-grandchiI.
dren.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1904-08-23
Negro Stahc White Man.

James Granger, of River Edge, was
taken to the office of DR.. Knapp, on
Essex street, Hackensack, about 10
o'clock at night, pushed through the
door and left there. The doctor found
him bleeding freely from stab wound
under the left arm, and gave him at
fenti0n before summoning an ambu-
lance and notifying the police. Gram
ger said be had been stabbed by me-
gro, but refused to say where the fight
occurred. Meantime the police arrest
ed Joe Wilson, negro, on q charge Of
assault and Battery on Ellen vanwet.
ering, white woman. living in the
same house with Wilson Wilson's
shirt front was covered with blood and
be was suspected Of the stabbing. The
Vanwetering woman is supposed to
have been with Granger at the time Of
or before the stabbing aud this may
have led to the assault Granger was
taken to the hospital, where he is re-
ported in a critical state. The knife
blade entered the lung and Granger
was very low from losslof blood.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1904-08-23
NEW JERSEY STATE NEWS


Strange Climax to Murder Trial.
The trial Of Paul Matos in New
Brunswick. accused of the murder of
Sigmund Macy, at Carteret, in Febru-
airy, came to sudden and surprising
close. The State closed in the morn
ing. At the opening Of the afternoon
session Nays counsel withdrew the
plea of not guilty, and stated his client
would plead guilty to a charge OF man
slaughter. The State accepted the
plea, and Matos was sentenced at once
to ten years ia State prison. Matos'
counsel insisted that his client was in
nocent, but said the evidence was cir
cumstantial and confused, as the wit
nesses were all foreigners. Matos, he
added, wished to avoid the risk Of d
conviction for murder in the second de-
gree, the penalty of which would have
been thirty years in State prison. Macy
was killed in a brawl Frank Car
mandy and Matos were his only COM
panions On cross-examination Car
mandy, the States chief witness
against Matos. admitted that he had
killed his brother in Europe Matos'
counsel then dramatically accused him
of having killed Macy himself and Of
accusing Metos to shield himself.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1904-08-23
Chauffeur Acts Quickly.

An automobile party Of five narrowly
escaped being killed at the Main street
crossing Of the Southern Railroad Of
New Jersey In Farmingdale. The auto
was speeding alone Main street, and
was about to cross the tracks when a
train came along, and the Chauffeur,
with great presence Of mind, turned his
machine so that it ran parallel with the
train until he could bring it to stop.
George H. Packer saw the train COM
ing and warned the party in the auto,
but the chauffeur evidently did not
hear the warning. Packer was so sure
the party In the auto would be killed
that he turned his back so as not to
witness the apparently unavoidable col
lisbon.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1904-08-23

New Guinea lis new country with
great natural wealth, and whether the
people who wish to take advantage Of
it go among cannibai sayages or civil
zed Christians depends on themselves =
said the Rev. w. r. Mounsey the Other
Gay when describing the work done by
himself and his colleagues OF the Brit.
ish New Guinea mission on the Forth
coast. This part OF the world was
twelve years ago inhabited by a race
o. dangerous cannibals.
Stirring times were the lot Of the
first missionaries who went out, and
often the bishop or one Of his assistant
clergy, landing on a lonely part of the
each, was Immediately surrounded by
hundreds of chocolate colored savages
whose barred teeth CLEANED no less ON
inously than the huge spears which
they carried.
On one occasion the bishop Of New
Guinea had his whaleboat wrecked on
the. coast and lost everything. He and
another clergyman laid their wet
clothes on the beach to dry in the sun.
Presently they saw crowd Of sayages
watching them, and, fearing mischief,
they dressed and walked boldly toward
the crowd, which slowly dispersed. 1t
was afterward learned that the boat
had been watched and great feast
planned, in which the bishop and cler-
gyman We're to be eaten.
Cannibalism is now practically ex-
tinct, although several natives still
practice it in secret. London Mail.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1904-08-23

Two lawyers were wrangling over q
suit in the Office of Justice Of the Peace
Il. M. Ferris at Asbury Park when the
street door swung open and a,vision OF
feminine loveliness entered, accompan-
led by tall, well-dressed young man.
Both were the worse for furious
drive through the rain 1--WE want to
be married, said the vision. The law
yers cut short their wrangIing. the suit
was unceremoniously pigeonsholed and
the opposing counsel Witnessed the
marriage. The couple gave their
names as Benjamin II. McDafiie, bank
err. of Lawton. Okla, and Miss Annie
NJ. Brooke Of Newark, daughter OF J.
5. Brooke. Of that city After the cere-
mony they were driven rapidly away
in the downpour OF rain.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1904-08-23
In All Parts of the State.


Florence Township Committee is CON
sidering ssevering the lower part of the
town.
Commerce Street M. e. Church,
Bridgeton, is to have new $1,000 pipe
organ.
The bridge spanning Maurice River,
at Mauricetown, has been closed for
repairs.
Chief of Police Waddington, of
Salem. and cottagers at Sinnickson's
Landing entertained over 600 children
from Salem.
twenty-five thousand feet of cement
sidewalks are being laid at Woodbury.
Heights.
The much-fealed white mould has
appeared in the lima beans in Cumber-
land County.
The bridge crossing Oldman's Creek
at Pedricktown has been declared un-
safe for travel
The rural mail carriers of Salem and
Cumberland counties met at Vineland
and formed county organization.
Anthrax, which for time terrorized
the residents throughout Maurice River
Township, Cumberland County. has
disappeared.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1904-08-23
MoRnIsrowN FosroFF1cn.
Open from Z in the Morning Until q
In the Evening.
MAfra m oar

Open from Z in the Morning Until q
In the Evening.
MAILS CLOSE.
1880 1. A--EOr New York and all intermedi-
Ute stations.
Sic A. M.For Easton, Newton. Chester and
al intermediate stations. Whippany
Sis A. Moor Brookside, Mendham and all
stations on the Rockaway Valley Railroad.
s.15A. M.-For New York; and intermediate
itations.
o,l5A. M.--For Mount Freedom.
s-4b A. M.-For Newark. New York and boz
rond.
ls5A.m--For Newark. New York and be
fond.
ls4s r.. M.-Tor New York and all interme
late stations.
l2l5 P. M-Ior Roclaway and Dover
$50 ?, M.-For New York and all interms
Late stations
NAILS READY ron pEEIvERx
T.aoA.M-From New York and intermeds
ate stations.
s-eO A k.Hrom Hackettstown and inter
mediate stations. whippany. Mt Freedom.
"a M.-From Brooksde. Mendhan and all
stations on the Rockaway Valley Railroad.
$40 A. M--From New York and lntermedi-
stestations.
II A. M-From Dover.
*l.l0P. NJ. From New York and intermedi-
ste stations.
128 P. M.-Ercm New York.
$50 P. M.-Erom Philadelphia, Easton, New
son. Chester and intermediate stations
kSQ r. NJ. From Brookalde. Mendbam and all
stations on the Rockaway Valley Railroad.
~A4l p. lf---From New York hns; intermedi-
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1904-08-23


There ought to be a good market for
American horses In Germany, accord
Ing to Consul General Woman, in
Munich. The Russian edict forbidding
the expectation Of horses on account Of
the war with Japan has affected sew
eral sections Of Germany which have
depended upon importation of horses
from Russia. In 1903. $4,000 horses,
valued at $4,026,000, were imported
into Germany from Russia. Ger
many has always been the largest
buyer of Russian horses, and if
the edict should continue long 10
force United States horse breeders
ought to recover the market for
horses. In Bavaria horses are i'm
ported from Austria and Hungary,
particularly from Hungary. 4 be-
iieve," says Mr.. Woman, that IL
United States horse breeders would
make special effort to participate in
the races which usually take place
here in May and later, they would un.
doubtedly make a market for their
horses, despite the close proximity Of
Hungary. An average horse cannoi
be bought here for less than $3.50. A
pair Of hcrses which cost here from
$1,000 to $500 would not sell in the
United States for more than $3.50 OF
e4C0."
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1904-08-23
Bull Dispufed nc Road

While Albert Batten was driving
along the Course Landing road, near
PennsYille. he was held up BY an in
furiated bull He attempted to coax
the animal to one side, but as soon as
be allghted from his carriage the bull
made for him. Jumping back. he
started up but the bun rushed IN
front Of the team again Batten was
stopped for an hour. but finally two
men came along aad drove the bill Or
81 me point Of hitch forks
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1904-08-23

The new city directory for Chicago
has been given to the public. Based on
the number of names, it gives Chicago
population for 1904 Of 2,241, 900. The
directory Of 1903 gave Chicago an esti-
mated population Of 2,23l,000. The
new directory contains 657 600 names,
an increase Of 5000 over the directory
of 1908.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1904-08-23

The danger in building large sailing
ships, commercially speaking, is, first,
the difficulty Of obtaining assurance Of
sufficient cargo, and, secondly, the
slim chances Of finding skillful crew.
Able seamen are very scarce. Steam
ships are manned nowadays by long
shoremen and stevedores, declares the
New York Press. .,srs
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1904-08-23
Ola Bank President Dead.

John f. Starr, President Of the First
National Bank Of Camden, is dead at
the age OF eighty-six at his summer
home in Atlantic City. He was elected
to Congress in 1862 to represent the
First District of New Jersey, and was
reelected in 1864 Mr.. Starr was the
founder of the Starr Iron Foundry
now the Camden Iron Works, one Of
the largest foundries in the world
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1904-08-23
Hay and potatoes win be cheaper this

Hay and potatoes win be cheaper this
year, but let us get little comfort
from the consumers point, says the
Massachusetts Ploughman. Some Of
the poorer people who had almost,for-
gotten the taste Of potato, win be
able to afford square meals again,
while many of the town and city
horses may also have chance to pad
their bony sides with good, substantial
ratinns. w. ~
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1904-08-23

a notice OF insolvency of the estate
81 Mary O'Brien, wet nurse. recently
appeared in an Australian newspaper.
Fhe liabilities were stated to be ETA,
los, I'd, the assets f15, the deficiency
ESQ, 1os, "a; and the cause Of the de
ficienay, the decline in the birth rate.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1904-08-23

There is "a picture In the billiard
room OF the London Army and Navy
Club which represents two skeletons
playing billiards while crowd Of 9th
er skeletons look on, smoking cigars
ana drinking from long tumblers. The
players evidently desire cheerful sur
roundings.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1904-08-23

There has been recently erected at Mil
Waukee, Wis, what is said to be the larg-
Ast elevated steel water tank ever built for
private concern. The tank is twenty-five
jet in diameter and twenty-eight feet
high, and will hold 100000 gallons Of water.
ter z, inch pipe connects TIE tanl with
luperstrucfure, and jets Of steam can be-
Iorced into the tank from the boilerhonse
b the winter to prevent freezing It iB
i6f feet above the ground levei. and has 2
l4efool elevation itself. s.3
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1904-08-23

When gou wish to change the address
Of your paper be sure and send the
present address as well as the new one.
lf this is not done IL is impossible to
make The change promptly.