New-York tribune., 1904-09-13
I -(Mhwaukes Sentinel.


| A Texas coroner. who was called on to sit in
! Judgment over the body OF negro who had been
! Ivnched held that the rope guilty OF ending
/ the negro's lfe not the men who had used It,
/ Teacher-Have YOU looked up the meaning of the
/ Fanny-Yes. ma'am.
/ Well what does it mean?
..ys '@Ss NovE W give n sentente using the word
/ My aunt imblbes Observation-Disclosures Home
| Companion
/ This year for the first time all the children IN
I the schools OF Berlin we're examined as 10 their
! health There were fifteen thousand children and
thirty-six examiners. The results were astounding
! Ten per cent Of the children were found INSULT
/ cientiy developed In body or mind. and had 70 De
] excluded for half year or longer; 10 per cent
| were not strong enough 10 attend school, owing 10
the facilitating effect Of scarlet fever and other
! diseases; Is per cent suffered from ansemia or
scrofula; per cent had tuberculosis trouble etc
ANOTHER PROFESSIONAL
Poet Klpling. known Of old;
Author o. many ~. ,s stirring Ha1ss dsst Hat hold
| The critics who dc. DO nov now ,n1DmSrot TspISS;
Hast thou forgot-hast thou forsotF
We've read thy jungle tales OF yore
And Ballads OF the Barrack Room;
hgf TbR Row verselsts Ss'd m the soul with gloom.
RinifnR thou writest dreary stun,
| Is ii a bluffs 1t a bluff
7, drunk with sight of cheques thou loose
Wild verse that y says There rt,r was S!a man.
| rhVmes AlfTed AuSlno use
And awesome lines that will not scan'
Lest We regrst-lest we regretl
In wS s9lSlsdfs oy.d Ths hse F1ag Of England songi
O'er seven Seas with many gust
Rudyard Kipling Il you'd let
The old notes ring-wed not 1ofgeI
INST turn your back on politics,
| And let Wee Willie Wrinkle" smilei
.'Mnivaney'' could our cares beguils.
Write these again, ana you can beL
| W. -(Toronto News.
European physicians claim that clay modelling
| IN public schools is a greater source OF danger
than the use OF states because OF the germs which
| stick in tho clay.
Changed His opinion.-"ses this. lovely tidy"
said Mrs Bargen; f.it was so cheap
| "TTmr' interrupted her husband. II want 10 re-
cali my remark OF this morning that you were al
ways wanting something you couldn't GET
h9ht ohi Il oteeS Because wa' Il was sas'
T wrong this morning I should hay have 1.i said
war wyHa1nt."~CPhiiadeiphs Press.
Perhaps the strangost use to which music can
| Be put Is TO stop the flow OF blood from wound.
! An army doctor noticed that when wounded SOL
| der was taken to within easy hearing distance
! Of music hsmorrhage was greatly reduced or
stopped Neither he nor others. who confirmed his
observations. could understand how this phenom-
enon brought about, but 1t is now said that
| the vibration Of the air produced by the music
|
the action of the heart is considerably lessened
| that the overflow OF blood is reduced. 1t Is not
explained whether OF not the street hurdygurdy
is superior to other musical Instruments In pro-
ducing the necessary faintness.
When I was n the South, not 50 long sgG FsstI !
| years of age. who was looking for a third wife.
and who was somewhat notorious for his arta, Ia
| tions among the dark sex. He finally placed MS
| affections colored beauty named Mary Jane,
| and he dispatched carrier to the shire town 10
| obtain a marriage license The messenger tailed
/ to obtain the name of the preferred damse. but
he had seen the old man very much In the com
4 pany of Alnniry Johnsing. and he had her cosno"
| men inserted in the official paper. When ne re,
| turned, the amorous candidate for matrimonial
| honors discovered that a mistake had been made.
/ and he Indignantly shouted:
"Why. amt agoin to marry Almiry ! want
| Mary Jane Smpktns for my wife. so youll have 70
| go back an get dat license changed, you stupid
| niger.
Cant do that. unless you give me anuddsr 81
| for a new one, was the response.
| "If it's goin TO cost all dat, III marry Alniry
/ shure There amt 50 difference Ii value between
i thoee two wenehes." said the unbushrg son OF
| HAms--l5estoa Budget