Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1904-03-02

Memphis seems to be having trouble
with lie reform appendix.
The price of polk is steadily rising.
doubtless the result Of roofing.
The mar who can eat thirty meals
q day probably lives on the American
plan.
After q man passes so be begins TO
wonder whether false teeth are any
good.
When you cross q street to get rid Of
man you dislike 1t lie q sign that be is
on top.
A man should not grumble about
paying bis bills; It is the only undis-
puted right he has.
The cost OF the pension roll is s1.I5
q year for ever man, woman and child
&c the United States.
Now let the work Of digging the
canal commence. Further delay is
waste of valuable time.
A woman talks herself into good
impressions; a man makes them by
keeping his mouth shut.
There were 5000 duels In Germany
last year, with q mortality OF 2Zi as
shown by official reports.
The St. Joseph man who started to
raise q regiment to fight for Japan 10
overrun with applications.
The son Of Don Carlos, the preten-
der, will try to show In the Russian
army that be is the real thing.
$50 she has started on a life journey
into matrimony, has sheR" well 1
guess 1t lie only an excursion trip"
The Supreme Court has thrown out
the Giles case from Alabama, which
sought to knock out the new Constitu-
ton.
When a girl is Is nd poetic she says
. great deal Abou false Friends, Flick.
leness and her mothers fondness for
cabbage.
japan hits first and talks about il
atterWmds. Russia hasn't started to
strike yet, but is still threatening dire
fut things.
An Indiana woman disposed Of heI
u ,perty at the instigation OF spirits.
~ have known Of other cases of sim
lila nature.
The spider is said to have an ear fol
music. Prehaps that is the reason
that there are never any cobwebs OF
the piano.
Bradstreet has made the discovery
that "a per cent of the merchants who
failed in 1908 did not advertise II
newspapers.
It was explained in the House o.
Commons that England bought thu
Chiian warships so as to maintain thu
naval balance.
Whatever may be the outcome OF tn
war In the East the need for an 18th
milan canal will be just as urgent. lie
the digging begin.
No matter how warm the sprini
months be the Judge Barker boon
will keep. It carries lis own colo
storage department.
When a mother takes her boy t
school and tells the teacher he Is "s'
sensitive it means she wants to d.
all the licking herself.
1t is rather cruel In the Government
this keeping of Admiral bob" Evan
in q position where he may get unde
FIRE IN spite of himself.
The F~usionist and Middle-of-the
Rood wings OF the POpulist party wi
hold q Joint national convention 9
+. Springfield, ILL.,, July4
A scientist has discovered that q
men give forth N rays. As long
thew don't issue N G rays, however, th
situation is not alarming.
Il Is said the Presidents work
never finished. His work is hnishs
All right but what gives him 80 muc
trouble ia the after effects.
A crank proved to be quiet strenuoI
IN his efforts to get into the Whit
House. N body can blame 9 man Il
seeking cougeniai company.
A Missouri court will have to pa
upon the question Of whether droI
ming imitation coin into q slot machiI
is passing counterfeit money.
Al q conference OF baseball MAJ
mates in Columbus yesterday pea'
reigned Supreme. Even the umpil
smiled his acknowledgements.
The Hon. Jams K. Jones is not NAL
SnR Dr-dict1 rs these days, q hon'
hss but little to say Of his prospects
zettipg on the canal commission.
W.. T. Stead has broken down ind
tho strain OF publishing his new dat
pap r in London. and has started 4
South Africa for q complete rest.
o wing 70 previous engagements u
Ema4ror OF Korea will be unable TO
represented ct st. Louis. II is n
oown WI re he will be at that time.
AZ the rate things have been goil
net ven Jipan and Russians and q
Jams there won't be anything to Q
= week but the wireless telegrap
That a son Of the late Queen Vi
.aOria Is Ia command Of the Britil
army Is regarded by Gen. Frederi,
Dsnt Grant as q distinctly hopei
sligo.
John Alexander Dowie has N
with serious trouble In Australia. I
mas b 81 qaihkly set down there as