Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-01-22
THE CROSSPATCH
FAMILY
[Original.l

ter. claiming descent lroln Tie Lelceo-
ter family whose best known repre-
sentative was the favorite of Queen
Elizabeth. l was baptized Algernon
Cecil.
Twas introduced to girl whose name
did not catch. If l had caught 1t
doubt that | should so readily have fall
en- in love with her. When learned that
it was the singular and to her entirely
inappropriate name of Crosspatch | left
her for week, at the end OF winch
time / called on her again, for l found
it impossible to drive her out OF my
mind.
"How did it happen" l asked her,
"that you, the perfection Of amiability.
were born under such name"
ut is a corruption" she said, of
Grossebach. The change came many
generations ago. and my grandfather,
who studied the family history, pro-
fessed to have discovered that 1t was
made on account of the bravery OF one
of our ancestors, common soldier or
CromwelPs army, who in face of gall
ing fire crossed q field or patch OF
ground, carrying ammunition to force
beleaguered by the Cavaliers. His COM
rades dubbed him Crosspatch, and he,
being proud of his deed, retained it."
"H'mw muttered to myself. Doubt
less my ancestors were among the Cav
alters who opposed the low bred Puri-
tans."
DESPITE her name, loved Miss Cross
patch so dearly that l could not give
her up, and, as my love was returned,
we became engaged. Besides my love
there was another reason for my mar
riage-I longed to regain some OF the
social prominence for myself and my
descendants Of the ancient Leicesters,
and Miss Crosspatch was possessed of
an enormous fortune left her by this
same grandfal her who had discovered
the origin of the name. After all, what
difference would it make? The wife as
sumes the husbands name, and she
and our children would be Leicesters.
I had fancy that the oldest son
should have for his surname his moth
er's family name, but in this case
resolved that no son Of mine should be
christened Crosspatch Leicester. He
should be named for me, Algernon
Cecil. l would see that he Inherited
the bulk Of his mothers fortune, and
In this way l would re-establish the
| Leicester family.
There was q brilliant wedding at
which | drank trifle too much wine
and boosted that as one Of our family
had once been the favorite Of queen
now it would become the favorite Of
the upper ten thousand Of the United
States. We departed on our wedding
, trip amid the usual shower Of rice, and
on our return I settled myself down to
enjoy my newly acquired fortune. l
| had been at home but few days be-
! fore the solicitor for the Crosspatch
! millions wrote me saying that he would
like to see me in the city. | went to
! him and was shown into his private
office.
81 have sent for you" he said, "that
, a very important matter may be set
tled-the ownership of the Crosspatch
property"
| "My dear sir" replied, "the proper
ty belongs to my wife"
There is q condition attached to her
grandfather's will"
"a condition! What Is it?"
"That her husband assume the name
, Of Crosspatch and the children If any
resulting from the marriage only In
herit under that name. Simon Cross
patch, having no children except your
wife's father, and he dying during her
infancy with no other issue, left the
property to her with the above named
condition. He was very proud Of the
manner in which the name originated
and desired to perpetuate the family
: under it."
"And l." said l, "am DESTROYS of per
petuating the family under the name
Of Leicester"
1.-THE family can only inherit by as
Stunning the name Of Crosspatch. In
case you decline to do so, the will
states that the property is to go to the
endowment Of an institution to be
known as the Crosspatch university"
"My wife never told me this" ex
claimed wrathfully.
For the very good reason that her
grandfather stipulated in his will that
she was not to be Informed Of it except
through her husband. He desired not
to stand in the way Of her marriage.
He preferred to leave 1t to her husba nd
to accept the terms or resign the for
tune. But in case you decline there Is
an annuity settled on her Of $500
year to keep her from want"
! asked for the time allowed me by
the will In which to make my decision
and was Informed that It was a month.
I was too much disgruntled to return
to my wife for week, but by that
time had decided to accept the name
and tho fortune Nv WIFI who was