New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-10-28
BEWARE "CRAw CRAw."

THE CHICAGO City Health Department has issued the
following warning as safeguard against craw craw,'
the osculatory disease: Don't any one Get
ing wash the lips with a solution OF boracc acid
When YOU would seek a lovely miss.
Remember unhyglenic kiss
rs arc no more In fashion.
H. places where YOU little reck
Is the bacillus Grass hid
So fill your TASKS up the neck
With safe bOracic acid.
And though she would the favor grant
Before YOU sip Just make an ant
Iseptic application.
All, tortuors Is Cupids course
In these days of much science;
And those who'd not feel dire remorse
Won't set germs at defiance.
St. when young souls In parlor WOO
With gas turned low and Careless
All. sad IT IS, but it is true.
They're likely to be careless.
indianapolis News
A supposed Iowa ghost has been found out TO be
somnambulistic female bicycle rider clad only in
a flowing nightgown. Something has thus been
discovered to scare the automobile. which up to
date has done all the soaring Itself like. the darv
dancing on the chicken coop and calling on the
brood within to look out for themselves Possibly
tho sleep wandering female may herself mount an
automobile next time and multiply her nsht
terrors. Cleopara's hyperbole that she would '.un
people Egypt" might have been Il plain statement
of fact IT, wrapt In nocturnal somnoIences she could
have been thus charioted and characterized by a
chauffeur who knew his business.
Lady visitor-Your little girl seems to be very
G r 'eken wiih NE MRS ad s aSaP Todn ~
to strangers, You think Mrs. kppur is real nice,
Agnes-You said she was a cat. mamma: but she
doesn't look bit like one-(Boston Transcript
Captain Tourgenefrs band of two hundred Cos
sacks. all Of whom came back from a reconnols-
sance wounded. their leader mortalIy so, make a
page in the history of to be printed I'm bold let
tiers and stand beside the highest records of valor
to-
hundred at Thermopyle and the six hundred at
BalaSlava may stand crownlng examples
Texas Literary Note.-A Southwest Texas girl
Tro'e story for magazine recently for WHICH
raising onions-tsan Antonio TEX Express
on Lord Ktchaner's recent tour in the Interior Of
the Sima hills he received address of welcome
from the Rajah of Bashahr, who assured him that
THE songs OF your excellencys stainless glory OF
the sincere. impartial and the honest acts OF the
late Transvaal War (which the real ornaments
Of the honorable officers OF your exceency's posi-
tlon). are cheerfully sung by the heavenly nymphs
in Paradise
asked for his daughters handl~Iouise do Won
know what solemn thing it is to be married?
solemn being singIe@judy. S''' Ue'' "''s
James Gibson. who owns a farm in the salt River
Valley. Mississippi reports that rear tree In his
dooryaTd has borne three crops OF pears this year
He had always noticed that II Was of an early a
rtety' ana this season, along IN May a crop OF
pears was picked A little later his interest vas
aroused by noticing the tree in fun bloom again.
What Is sun more interesting is that Al the present
time the tree has another fully matured crop Of
pears on II. which rpening az we'll as did
the first crop.
Don't feel SO cut up about H. Mr.. skemer" said
Miss k0zley. after rejecting him. "I'm not the
first girl loved nor / venture - say EN-
likely 90 be the last" ~ 80
NO" he sighed discouEolafelv .h,,t ,,o,,,re the
richest. milwaukee Wisconsin.