The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-12-07
With the Long B0aC.
--"Hye nature's walks, shoot folly flies I"
-"Eye nature's walks, shoot

Eye folly as It flies"
IT HE cheap hypnotist is his annual tour making silly
people appear sillier in public than nature in
tended them to be.
The naughty cuurists of Minnesota may we'll be proud
of their record at the worlds fair.
q. Otto schmd the Northome philanthropist, to
Minneapolis intoxicated with several thousand dollars
and the local tenderon swallowed him up The burden OF
wealth far too heavy for Mr.. Schmid.
Mrs Chadwick got 81, 100000 of bank president
cashier Are there any presidents and cashiers like that
up this way?
At an initiation of high school sorority in Lafayette
Ind the delicate sensitive shrinking girls ted the blinded
initiates and told them it fshwoms Several
girls prostraon and others had seas1ck
of acute variety. Mae Ethyl Mayme Edythe and
susahn may the and remain after school,
But wasn't it funny? Well, perhaps so.
Milwaukee has occult mystery The city clerk, &C
companed by friend from Oconomowoc, went fishing IN
Lake La Belle which Oconomowoc There OF the
other Of them caught veound bass The remarkable TACT
that the bass wearing doglcense tag issued by
the city of Milwaukee and numbered 1854 The hrst thing
was, obviously look up the license tag, and this was
done. License No. 1854 issued IN May 1885, eleven
years ago. Miss Ida NIaoney Of No. 6O2 Grand avenue
There the investigation halted Whether the fish captured
the dog him go after lifting his tag whether
Joker tagged the fish and turned him loose is not known At
any rate of these fish stories ought to be tagged
Fritz Schntzer Kansas fat couldn get thru the
turnsles the St. Louis fair and they had to him
thru the cattle gates The chairboy who took Fritz on board
at hour struck work at the end Of the first
ter.
George Beers father at Omaha having nice
house built and Georgia. aged climbed top of it to see
if 'Echmey big enough for Santa Claus While
taking George lost his balance and slipped down
the ue quicker than made the trip George
enough spread his legs which acted BRAKE
but his he slid startled his mother They seemed
from the walls and room in the house was
searched before he discovered to
move some bricks get the youngser out His was
broken which of course particular harm, George
is still in the growing business and will easily supply
connection He says that Santa get down the hue
all right but he ''wouldn't be him. for 10 cents.
Some kind friend has sent us magazine devoted to
s'womans physical Development 1t is called Beauty and
Health tho Just why all thelades pictured in it and it
should be hard the matter of dygood the magazine
explain Certainly drygoods cheap enough at
this age of the world to give dress, especially
when she having her picture taken The advertisements
have much do with 'Bankne' to develop the figure,
fasting hydropahy exercise sexual SCIENCE hair culture,
the life beautiful dead love be revived inven-
Turkish baths at home bunion hose support
sensible corses in all of which the ladies pictured
the terrible lack Of outdoor garments and often
of the simplest indoor state OF affairs that gave our
simple terrible wrench glanced hurrledly and
shamefacedly magazine We found ourselves
derng what Of the biscuit pie and cake made by woman
whose life devoted to physical culture and the body
Certainly Aunt Hety sat around this terrible lack
Of proper cohure balanced chairs to develop
thing yet her pie would melt right down and her blscu
and cake gastronomic dreams.
In Beauty and Health Marion Malcolm, assisted by the
edito the Beatrice Fairfax questions OF the love
in department entitled At the Shrine OF Love- W.
would greatly distrust Marion biscuit matter whethe
she were ''assisted by the eitor' not The style
variety female questions answered by her, assisted by tn
editor in this public manner calculated to throw blus
over brick wall. Why, if grandma had seen hi
epartment! Well hear her sturdy snort OF disap
Iroval with the minds
Beauty and health all right but they not ataine
by the of punkne and the lack OF clothes and using hea
lifts and the study of abnormal conditions.
$ Isn't that so, girls? "A. ). Il.