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our pastor is going to marry the SO
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oh. no; I understand that he will
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EDITOR;II.AlL ! q NOTICE. Ii

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His Only Chance.

isn't it ridiculous" remarked Sin.
nick, "how some fellows get the habit
of talking to themselves %
ooh, don't know; that habit might
do you some good" replied Minnick.
You'd stand chance of hearing
something good about yourself occa-
sionally. "-Philadelphi Press.
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Ma Was Alarmed.

Ma Did you hea rthat awful racket
An the parlor Just then?
Pa--Yes;;3I wonder what it was?
MAJ don't know, hut / hope it
wasn't Clara breaking off her engage
ment with young Gotrox Chicago
News.
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The letter of Miss Merkley,
whose picture is printed above,
proves beyond question that
thousands of cases of inflamma.
ton of the oyaries and womb
are annually cured by the use of
Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound.
"DEAR Mrs. P1NKHAM: Gradual
loss of strength and nerve force told
me something was radically wrong
with me. had severe shooting pains
through the pelvic organs, cramps and
extreme irritation compelled me to
seek medical advice. The doctor said
that had ovarian trouble and ulcera-
ton, and advised an operation. I
strongly objected to this and decided
to try Lydia e. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound. soon found that
my judgment was correct, and that all
the good things said about this medi-
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"My heartiest thanks are sent to
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me"- Sincerely yours, MISS MARGARET
MERKLEY, 275 Third ST., Milwaukee,
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An aone,yslIt Cir.

Mrs. Tufty Didn't Mrs. Green
leave her card
The New Maid SIN, she left 1t,
an I had to chase her two blocks to
give II back to her. Cleveland Plain
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The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-11-12

young people Cake and happe candy and other good
ss appreciated by children the world were served
to an-and wonder Of wonders-the Negrtos, who
fAe lowest IN the scale of native Fiipnos ate their
share with good the bred white child
An this time, there small table piled high with
mysterious load covered with white spread. Many
child wandered near it with questioning eyes, but not
solved by the lifting of the white There before
their wondering, delighted eyes great pile Of toys
picture books, and Quickly the children formed
presided the table like real Lady Bountiful Each
child was his choice of the and each left the
gracious lady with shining eyes and with his
tightly elasped in his tiny hands
Then another time of visiting with Miss Gould,
and the pretties picture have of the aft
that Of Miss Gould the railing
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r. n1NNEAPo11z MINNESOTA SATURDAY T. 1904

rounding Of the sandpiles, talking with Eskimo
woman beside her and cuddlng the cuts, little white
robed, peakedcapped little Eskimo baby, while the lit
tie group of brilliantly gowned Chinese children lowered
Just before Miss Gould left the Igorrotes mar
shaed up to the piano. the first strains of America
fell upon the air and then from half dozen lgorrote
threats the English words, with accent to be
sure but perfectly Ineligible, and the tune and
exactly the key. It the climax of most remarl
able afternoon and Miss Gould showed her appreciation
in unmistakable manner that the goldenbrown
youngsters sang encores 'My Old Kentucky Home -
and ''Meet Ne at ST. Louis -
t'This is the incest party attended," said
Miss Gould, she entered her carriage II delight
ed at the honor the children have bestowed upon It
of the greatest compliments have received
Mae Harris Arson.
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MOTLEY,

Eugenia Anderson, Reporter.
The the third floor of Motley school have
been greatly changed by coat of fresh paint.
Motley school has for the past two three years
elected officers to- keep orderly conduct in the lines tho
officers being elected by the children So this year
the officers have been appointed by the teachers
In the northwest Of the girls playground
game of Prisoners Goal has made deeply worn cir
cles for the past three The game yet
it's glow. - --:s go. ~
The teaching staff of Motley school has been greatly
altered, five teachers coming and two Of the old
est leaving.
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WHITTIER.
Jean Robertson, Reporter.

Jean Robertson, Reporter. @~s
and of the Whittier school have organized
societies for the purpose of literary culture.
The acting officers of the A room society Pres
dent Frederic jones' vice president Genevieve Tautges
secretary, Maggie Shaw treasurer, Theodore Freeman
Marjorie Sloan elected chairman of the program
committee her assistants being Leila Greaves and May
and Hugh Greedy drew up the constitution Of the
club. .ss-
The officers of President, Eustace Da-
Wis., vice president Mary Stone secretary, Evan Camps
treasurer, Van Benton.
Orpha La Crox, with her assistants Margaret Greer,
Henrietta Mears, Harry Lewis and Harold Roberts, form
the program committee. Francis Ansley and his assist
ants Hazel Trailer, and Elmo Utley, drew up the con-
stitution Of the club They will hold their meeting
Wednesday.
Friday, at minutes to IL, the fire alarm sounded.
The pupils left the building in very orderly way in
two minutes and ten seconds.
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Bernice 7. Pratt. Reporter

Ber1ce L Pratt, Reporter.
<>,, The Fifth grade has recently had debate on
(Which Was the Greater Man, Washington or LncolnqD
It has about been decided that points were made
for Lincoln.
The Eighth pupils have been speakers audi
ences by turns They have been writing essays on Daniel
Webster and reading them. ~.
The B Eighth pupils that came from Clinton school
are to have debate Which Was the Greater Henry
Stanley or Marquis De La Fayette?''
Miss Sherwood has taken the place of Miss Mat
thews who has recently gone to Canada.
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NEWS FROM THE SCHOOLS
(See Editoria1.)
EVERETT,

Evelyn x. GRADER, Reporter.
Miss Wander Bic the principal has presented love-
~ eolored print Of Guido Rens Aurora' to Everett
school, which she brought from Rome when visiting
there The halls have also been beautied with several
ferns and growing palm ."-1
Some of the upper had spelling contests last
week. sr..~- -......, -
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GARFIELD,

.-. Grace Linehan, Reporter.
On Monday, Oct. 81, pleasant surprise was given
to the pal and teachers of the Garfield school, Aft
er the school meeting which held in annex they
were invited by Miss Kammarren and Miss Cotton to
the other room where they found the drawn and
the room lighted by lanterns and pumpkins. Refresh
ments served and after enjoying surprise
much the teachers left for their homes.
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SEWARD.

Carl Eordale, Reporter.
fifth grade from Seward school spent an after
noon at Pilsbury Museum University, this week and
viewed curiosities, studied in the geography class
A sixth grade also took afternoon for sight see
ing in mills learning the process by
which -four is made 49,.
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ducon, that he had facsmies Of most Of the federal
generals gnature and that they useful OCCASION
ally He also offered pass thru the federal lines any
OF his friends. The offer was not accepted.
The End.
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Orchestra.
MADISON.

Robin s Wedding Waltz' Or
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BASEBALL NAMES OF JUNIOR ATHLETES,
The Pillsburvs

Archie Bardin, Manager, 828 Thirteenth Ave S.
Leo Koalman, tBuddy.''
Archie Bardin = Art
Wesley Johnson t'Wes.''
Wesley Walblom, Chuck. y
Ruben Branstrom, ttRube.''
Eddie johnson, ed,
Morris Oldstad, ttMorry''
Elmer Gadeny, sRava.''
Clarence Gadeny s Ba,,
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HARRISON.

Delv1na e. Sullivan, Reporter.
There has been change in principals at Harrison
school, Mrs Osborne giving place to Mr.. Forsen.
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LOGAN.
Katharine

Katharine Jepson, Reporter.
The Logan school orchestra will give recital at the
school building Friday Nov H. The following program
will be rendered:
''The Caddy,' March, ~-.-~ -. .---
"Apple Blossoms -
Duet-selected Joseph Anderson and Roland Nelson
"Busy Izzy,' March
"Down in the Deep
Orchestra.
A""0*'At>" '''''' Henry
Lillian Nippert. s~s~. -
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1904-10-15

wound to one Of the officers the officer
told him to move his toes. This he
did. Whereupon the officer said he
was not badly hurt. Young Grant
thereupon wrapped a cloth about his
leg and remained in his saddle until
the battle was over.
After his graduation at West Point
General Grant was assigned to the
Fourth Cavalry and rose to be its lieu
tenant colonel. After ten years SER
vice he resigned and afterward be-
came minister to Austria.
He re-entered the army at the begin
ming Of the war with Cuba, served in
Porto Rico for year and then went
to the Philippines. He there had a
large military district under his
charge. He succeeded we'll in the
Philippines. He was engaged in sew
eral battles and in the guerilla war
fare which followed the active fight
ing.
He was the first to bring his district
to accept civil government. About a
year ago he returned to the United
States and took charge Of the Depart
ment Of Texas. Since then he has been
sent to Chicago.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1904-10-15

An immense amount of research has
preceded the publication Of French
and English Furniture" which Nc
Clure, Phillips & Co. are bringing out
The author is Esther Singleton. who is
already we'll known by her book, 1.-The
Furniture of Our Forefathers," and
other similar works.
sally, Mrs. Tubbs.' by Margaret
Sidney, a cheerful little story about an
angular and energetic spinster, one
Sally Plunkett, whose great desire in
life is to get married. Il amt goin'
to be an old maid an l will be if
strike fifty unmerried," she says, and
at the last moment, having passed for
ty-nine, she succeeds in catching 'Bijah
Tubbs, who is not more than half as
big as she, but who will bring her the
proud privilege of having ''relict' on
her tomb when she dies What with
little 'Bijah's horror of the matrimonial
tie, and Sally's exultant delight in it
and in her husband, the two furnish
much amusement for their neighbors,
and for the summer boarders at the
big hotel near by. However. Sally Is
very good to 'Bijah, and supports him
in great comfort by doing laundry
work for the summer boarders.
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There is more Catarrh in this section of the
country than all other diseases put together,
and until the last few years W as supposed TO be
incurable, For great many ears doc tors pro-
nounced it local disease. and prescribed local
remedies, and by constantly failing to cure
with local treatment, pronounced 1t IncuraDle.
Science as proven catarrh to be q constitu-
tional disease, and therefore requires constftu-
tional treatment. Halls Catarrh Cure, IN anu
factured by F. J. Cheney Co., Toledo, Ohio, Is
the only constitutional cure on the m arket. 1t
is takeI, internally in doses from 10 drops to 9
teaspoonful. 1t acts directly on the blood and
mucous surfaces of the system. They offer one
Send for circulars and testimonials.
Address, FL. CHENEY d CO., Toledo, 0
Sold by Druggists, 75c-
Halls Family Pills are the best.
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Cure to STAY Cured.

Wapello, Iowa, Oct. 10.-(Special)
One of the most remarkable cures
ever recorded in Louisa County is that
of Mrs Minnie Hart of this place.
Mrs. Hart was in bed for eight months
and when she was able to sit up she
was all drawn up on one side and could
not walk across the room. Dodd'
Kidney Pills cured her. Speaking OF
her cure, Mrs. Hart says:
eyes, Dodd's Kidney Pills cured me
after was in bed for eight months
and know the cure was complete for
that was three years ago and l have
not been down since. In four weeks
from the time | started taking them l
was able to make my garden. NOBODY
can know how thankful | am to be
cured or how much feel | owe to
Dodd's Kidney Pills"
This case again points out how
much the general health depends CD
the Kidneys. Cure the Kidneys with
Dodd's Kidney Pills and nlne-tenths
of the suffering the human family is
heir to will disappear.
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Barbarowski Fritchovitz.

BarbarOwskt FritchOvitz.
Almost hidden beneath the snow,
Tossed by March winds to and fro,
The fragile huts Of Ping Yang stand
Out in the Hermit Kingdom land.
And to this quiet little glen
There came troop Of Russian men;
The knee-deep snow they waded through
And having nothing else to do,
Into a thousand threads they tore
Japanese banners by the score
But one old lady stopped the men
(Her age was just threescore and ten),
And with clenched fists she gave them
Twas Barbarowski Fritchovitz.
She took flag torn by the men
And quickly tackled it up again
To show that she was loyal yet
To old Japan-lest they forget.
This angered Captain Barbersitch,
And in a high raucous pitch,
Halt! Aim. Fire. he told his men.
Rats! Fudge! Lobsters!" screamed Barb
just then.
A loud report! The flags in bits!
But Barbarowski Fritchovitz,
She grabs it up and takes a stand
Up at her window, flag in hand.
"Shootee. if mustee. me knotty-top
But dissy fagee IL nevvy dlop."
The captain felt like thirty yen
And started on his march again,
Saying: "Whoski touches oneski gray
hair
On thatski red head dieski like a bear"
And as the Russians left the town
Barbara stood with head bowed down
And mumbled: Meow yoni bleens,"
Which, translated, simply means:
Had l the whiskers of that troop,
I'd corner the market in birds nest
SOUP"
New York Times.
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7
/ The Macmillan Company has in act
i've preparation Light and Water: A
Study of Reflection and Color in River,
Lake and Sea-" by Sir Montagu Pol
lock, Bart This is described as book
Of some value to the art student and
Of interest to 1.-THE general reader.
Louisa Parr the English novelist,
whose death is noted, will be remem.
bered longest probably by her story,
Dorothy Fox" originally published in
1870 and brought out in new form by
her American publishers. J. B. Lippin-
colt Company, two years ago.
Eden Phillpotts has returned to the
Devonshire, which has helped him so
much in the past, for the scenes of his
latest story. 1t Is called 1.-The Farm
and the Dagger" and the events it re-
lates are supposed to date from the
period just before the battle Of Water
loo.
A prize Is awaiting some liberal col
lectOr in London book shop. 1t con
sists Of the actual volumes in which
George Meredith corrected his own
works when the edition de luxe OF
them was published few years ago
He made many alterations in the tex
! and some excisions.
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LIKE HIS FATHER.
Gen. Fred Grant Strongly Resembles
the Herb of Appomhttox.

the Herb of Appomhttox.
General Fred Grant grows daily
more like his father He has the same
stockly frame, the same blunt manner.
He is just as unassuming as his rather
was. and he has much the same Qulet
common sense He talks but little,
but, once started, his words are full OF
meat, and his experiences have been
such that he views the world In the
broad. He Is like his father In his
fondness for military life. His rather
twas his hero, and it was at his own re-
quest that General Grant took him as
4 boy of IL to the battlefield, ana
later on sent him to West Point Lit
tie Fred was with his father during
great part Of the war.
{ He took part in five great Dattles'
was twice shot and had many narrow
escapes. He was on the flagship OF
Admiral Porter when the boats ran
the batteries at Vicksburg, and he
was wounded during the Vicksburg
campaign His wound was In the leg.
It was only a flesh wound, but his leg
is still paralyzed where the bullet
Struck. He thought at first that he
was killed. and upon his showing his
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.AOLDG=
,FAvORITES

S~o~0~.o~o~~
fl Were Voice.
II were Voice-a persuasive Voice
mat could travel the wide world
through,
l would fly on the beams Of the morning
/ light
ana speak to men with gentle might,
And tell them to be true.
Ia fly, I'D fy e'erllandi and sea. /
Wherever a human heart might be,
2 Ieillng tale Or singing song,
i In praise of the right Fin blame Of the
wrong.
II | were Voice-a consoling Voice
I'D fly on the wings of air;
Inc nome OF sorrow and guilt I'd seek,
Ana calm and truthful words I'd speak
10 save them from despair
"a ny, I'D fly Ger the crowded town,
AND drop, like. the happy sunlight, down
InUo the hearts Of suffering men
And teach them to rejoice again.
III l were Voice-a controlling Voice
ia travel with the wind
And, whenever saw the nations torn
- " 90 La z, JEALOUSY OF ScOTu,
Or hatred of their kind,
Ia ny, I'd fly ON the thunder crash,
And into their blinded bosoms flash;
and, all their evil thoughts subdued,
La teach them 4 Christian brother.
hood.
II | were Voice-an immortal Voice
Id speak in the peoples ear;
And, whenever they shouted Liberty"
Without deserving to be free,
I'D make their error clear.
I'd fly, I'd fly on the wings of day,
Rebuklng wrong on my worldwide way
And, making all the earth rejoice
If were Voice-an immortal Voice.
Ii l were Voice-a pervading Voice
I'D seek the kings of earth;
I'd find them alone on their beds at night
And whisper words that should guide
them right
Lessons Of priceless worth.
I'd fly more swift than the swiftest bird
And tell them things they never heard
Truths which the ages for aye repeat
Unknown to the statesmen at theil
i feet.
iTCharles Mackay.
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A new edition of Whistlers 1.-The
Gentle Art of Making Enemies '-the
famous butterfly books being bur-
ried through the press by G. 2. Put
nam's Sons in connection with Wliham
Hoinnmann of London
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1904-10-15
TOuRh Egxa.

Mrs. Newliwed-I really must COM
plain Of those eggs you sold me on
Wednesday. They are awful.
Farmer-Why, they were perfectly
fresh, ma'am.
Mrs. NewIiwed-They may have
been fresh, but they were frightfuly
tough. l made an omelette of them
for my husband, and they were 60
tough he couldn't eat them.-Phila-
delphia Press.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1904-10-15

First Lady Qn an open car)-I'i bet
anything it's going to rain! Second
Lady-NonSenSe! the sky's clear as
bell First Lady, know that; but
why did those gentlemen give up their
aud seats | Shnuld like to know?
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1904-10-15

Amanda M. Douglas latest book Is
"a Little Girl in Old st. Louis ana
is published by Dodd, Mead u Co.,
New York.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1904-10-15

Harper & Brothers are publishing
Mark Twain's THE Adventures or
Tom Sawyer" and "Pudd' nhead VIII
SON. in new editions, uniform with
their red-and-gold edition OF Marx
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1904-10-15

Mrs. Nurich--I think III take this
watch. You're sure it is made OF re-
ined gold? Internationally. Mrs.
Nurich-Because | do detest anything
that amt refined. - Philadelphia
Ledger
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Not in Herself.

"Has the prima donna any talent?'
"Quite lot"
"But l thought you said she could
neither act nor sing"
"She can't. The talent is in the COM
pany she carries with her."-Cincin-
natl Times-Star.
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Real Trimming.

The Chicago man was about to start
FOR st. Louis
I'D like to get myself in TRIM" he
remarked; Il want to take in the
Pike"
oh, you don't have to get yourself
In TRIM" replied the st. Louis man;
you'll get trimmed enough when you
get there"