Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-12-24

inferior article-Town Topics.
The LadY-That isn't the same story
you told me before. The Beggar-No,
lady; you didn't believe the other one.
-Ex.
He-Can't we just quietly separate
without getting a formal divorce? She
But I'm already engaged to another.
Life
lis your wife economical?" VERY.
She can fin over a ten-dollar hat for
$40 so it win look just as good as
new one. Puck
Big Brother-Now. Willie, you must
give me the larger half of the apple,
because mamma says we mustn't be
greedy Bazaar.
How are you making out in writing
for the magazines?' Just holding my
own. They send me back as much as
l send them Detroit Free Press.
Uncle Josh-'Most every official that
amounts to anything has TO file an an
nual report. Uncle Hiram-Yes; an
guess that's about all some of EN- do,
Puck.
Tourist say. guide, what does that
memorial stone commemorate? Guide
put it there. 1t was upon that spot
tourist once gave me five francs
Tit-Bts.
Meeltly-Yes. were going to move to
Swamphurst. Doctor-But the climate
there may disagree with your wife.
Meekly-It wouldn't dare!-P hiladel-
phia Press.
Nell-Mr, Krammerer is so kind. He
said | took very pretty and very ar
tistic picture. Bell--Indeed? And
whose picture did you take dear?--
Philadelphia Ledger.
1ady-Very healthy place, is 1t?
Have you any idea what the death
rate is heref Caretaker--Well, mum.
] can't zactly say; but It's about one
apiece all round.
Mrs. Smith-Id like to sell you
ticket, sir. We're getting up rattle
Tor poor sailor, Mr.. Krusty-~Not to
me l wouldn't know what to do with
, sailor IL won him.--Ex.
Most divorces are caused by very
common mistake" what is it,"
MANY man In love only with dim
pie or a curl makes the mistake of mar
yying the whole girl."-Iife.
Clarinda Aren't you allowed to
keep a dog in your new fat? Florinda
NO, We had to give Fldo away; but
Jack had his dear little bark put in
our phonograph.-- Amusant
Ida--Are they really SO rich3 May
II should say SO, When they slipped
several spoons and snucers into their
grips the hotel clerk said II was mere.
" the souvenir hobby. News.
"Heavensp' exclaimed the first moth,
there's n fine prospect Of starving TO
deathi" How 500" inquired the 9TH
er one. There's nothing in this box
were locked up in but bathing suit.
Eek.
Miss Passay-You may sheer at pet
dogs, but they're faithful. anyway.
MA rather kiss good dog than some
men. Mr. Sharpe Wen, well. some
men are born ucky.--Philadelph
Ledger.
Edth--ls 1t true, Dolly, that Larkin
kissed you before he picked you up in
that runaway? Dolly-Yes, dear; you
know ne Is studying TO be a DOCTOR
ana that was first aid to the injured
Chicago Record Herald,
Photographer would suggest that
you relax tho features n little aud as
sumo more pleasing expression. Mrs.
Wick Semi suppose can do II II you
insist, but | can tell you right now It
won't look like me.--Chicago Tribune.
What" asked the female suffrage
advocate with the square chin, has
become Of our manly menf' Some
OF them" replied the meek and lowly
citizen, have married womanly WON
en-, and are now engaged in raising
childish children ~ Chicago News.
Uncle George have read your nrti-
Gle over, and | must say it shows a
great deal Of originality Arthur
Thanks, I'm sure, nuttcred myself
there were some ideas In IT, Uncle
George was not speaking OF the
but of the spelling
Boston Transcript.
II was Oh the old camp ground.
Pass de hat" suggested Bruddah
Whcatly. But the parson raised his
hand. mo, sab" he shouted, "derell
be no hats about 1t. Pass tin box
Wild II chain TO It, DE last time hat
was passed around heah 1t nevah came
back. and | had to go home barehcad-
ed Chicago News
II must have new gown and coat
at once" Great thunderatiOn, WON
an, how can yon ask for gown and
coat when you have TO testify in my
hearing next week. Il
simply have 10 have them. Do sou