The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1904-05-31
A GREAT DISCOVERY
The Sky-H5iGh NINA Center, space
SearcheT, Eyire.ess, essluiess
Telephone.
SECOND sEANcE.)
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menJ IN your valuable dDu WluelJ
circulated medium of inforlna-
ton, excellent results were had.
Letters too numerous for repl y
have crowded my valuable time
to the wall. Propositions Of all
kinds have poured in upon me
for both the Telephone rights
and the En- balming Art, recently
recovered through the kindness
of Pharoah after having been
lost for nearly 1000 years.
The G. o p. Hot-Air Mutual,
(unlimited) Of Washipgton,D. c.,
(lately incorporated) made me
the stupendous offer of two bill
lion shares of their stock assess
able, Of course) for the control
ing interest in my anthology,
fire-proof, Egyptian Embalming
stock, (unassessable). Evidently
the G.. o. p. H.-A. M. wishes TO
make provisions for embalDing
a very large corpse. They may
be expecting that the old G. O..
p. body polite will meet with
some kind of sudden taking off
long about the fore part of Nov
ember-which of course it will,
maybe The offer was respect,
fully rel cted.
The Meat Trust made a very
clean offer Of 100.milion doNars
FOR t lc right to use the Elm oaln-
ing Art in embalming army
meats Rejected But I have
no tine To waste on those small
side issues, and will proceed
with NY historical researches and
gather in some of the great priz.
es that are offered to clear up
points in prehistoric and ancie i,
history over which controversies
are still pending.
THE TRUE STORY OF JONAH AND
THE WHALE.
There being a doubt in the
minds of some people as to the
C, rect translation of the whale
S DRY, in which Jonah, the Pro
rhet, figures conspicuously. I
looked up the prophet and got
the straight of it. | procured q
sketch of tho whale landing
Jonah, fixed my gaze upon itand
turned on the mind center cur
rent. | then called up my hero,
whom l found weeping over. the
ruins Of Nineveh and obtained
the following satisfactory results:
Jonah Who is it addressing
me familiarity as Jonah the pro
phet
Kali am the professor of
prehistoric, ancient and modern
history of the Yankee Fork Oh
servatory, as usual. and have in
vented u mind-center telephone
for the purpose of chatting soc
tally with people in that crowded
starry bourne from whence no
traveller has as yet been permit
ted to return except through the
medium Of my great invention
the endless wireless space
searcher telephone
J.-Yes, [ heard of it through
Pharoah and was expecting a
call from you. But what do you
ish to learn of me that you can
OF find in history ?
K.-My dear prophet. you
ust know that there arc people
this skeptical world who even
ubt some of the historical
Fetches in the Bible. / simply
wish you to settle a few disputed
points in your own history.
il thought the historical
events of my life were in the
hands of the printer thousands
of years ago. Has the publica-
ton been delayed from lack OF
funds or was the copy dropped
into the kindling box ?
Neither. 1t was printed
all right aud tn circulation has
been immense, TO say the least
several hundred million copies
nd the demand not yet supplied.
j. Well, then, where does the
kick come in?
K.-There is No kick com ne,
but people who pretend to know
claim that it is an impossibility
for a whale, with throat no
larger than a 10-cent loaf of
bread, 10 swallow u full grown
man, unless the whale was pre-
pared especially for such an
emergency. To make it palmer.
it is much doubted that you were
swallowed by whale and re-
NAMED 3 days and same number
of nights in the lower berth of
the whales abdomen and were
then safely deposited GA the
wharf of the Uneven boat land
ing by the aforesaid leviathan of
deep.
il fail to catch the drift OF
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