Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-12-31
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>,.uSy Ue-I should say st. Why.
Bee Wouldn't iauSa sc Joke unless it
MAS a, somebody else'S expense. Ex,
Ceasa pal ven lose Your presence
~ mind when De attempted To Kiss
youE Maud Yes. for moment Way.
nearly tesj h,a 20 stop New .Xork,
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CAauGea1 Is there an ordinance
limiting ;ae >pcet ot autos In tbgs
town Native-No they can't set
through to2 quickly to >ajr Us Broek
Iva life
Foreigner What Is the significance
81 the eagle JAat Is stamped GA Ameri-
tan money! United States citizen Il
is G3e emblem ot lis swift fight he
,ru.y Free Press
My ~3hrS. How we'll your huS.
hau1 Is trained How dsd you ever do
iJt' II di5n't HE WAS widewer
whe0 / sog bjM 1t saves let az
trouble Chicago Record Herald.
Marxie lt you don't quit teasing
me I'll tell mamma aud She'N tell papa.
thea papa wll| Whip YOU Harry
the0 t'il cry aud grandma viii siYa
me some c3ady, ami I woot give YOU
any IA,
"Old you notice bow l moved the
audience last mighty" aSkeJ thc anna
teur eiacUtjoniSt Moved isn't the
proper Oaute for it" reieiued his crlti
cal friend ~ly was Made short of
stampede
Little Willie Say pa. IS the pen
mjEhuer than the Swoyd2 Pa-So
some people claim nay SON Little
Willje Then why don't She Russians
arm themselves with fountain renss
Minneapolis Times
I'm sure I saw 81 eat over in that
coroeg. said Tommy. sitting up iu
bed "No. dear go 70 sleep" said his
@nther "it was just imagination
HAS a imagination got shiny eyes -
Philadelphia ledger
Ntc Skjuamt The paper says skirts
are % be worn longer than ever, Mrs.
Skintlut Wei, you needn't be ngcer-
Tn on me wearln mine any longer,
I've worn it i've years this comm
fall" Harper's Bazaar
+ Passenger This train Is nearly one
hour behind time. is Ii not? Guard W
Yes but that's all right Wen yet in
the uSual time Passenger What time
IS that2 Guard Two hours late
Glasgow Evening Times
II thought Smeargie was friend
Of yours lie was until lately,
had to drop him. He was always
wanting to borrow money, Refused
him sharply did youg" No, | lent
him some, Chicago Tribune
shes a lovely girl and SO simple
jn her tastes / told her that | hadn't
muca OF an income yet but that
hoped ] could provide for her every
want" And what did she say e.
she said that would be an she could
ask, London TitBlts
Caller Kitty. IS that your parrot?
. Little Girl NJ. indeed. ma'am The
folks next door left him with us when
they Went away on their vacation
Fore he begins 10 talk ! want to tell
! You that he doesn't belong TO our
church Chicago Tribune
Wife John don't you think that
eur house is altogether too small for
our present needs Husband Yes;
I've been thinking seriously % putting
an addition Ca H. WIFE Something in
/ the ape of wing? Husband No,
something in the shape o. mortgage.
shot rabbit the other day Some
/ Kind ot warden cunie out Of the
bushes aml objected "rhat was "A
game warden" "No IL wasn't" why
uotF" Because there was nothing
game about him He ran when point.
cd nay gun al him Baltimore Her.
+ aid
Yes" remarked The party who
sometimes lets uu audible thought cs.
cape. Its sure sign man is get.
ting old. What's sure sIgn2"
aueried the youth with the rubber hub-
/ Il when hr goes around telling PEG.
pie that he feels Just as Young az hc
ever did. explained the noisy thinker
You know bow luther Insists upon
talking ail thr time Whenever skates
comes to call on mo Yes" Wen.
We hxed him up ls>j night We got
him 80 read the Russian aod Japn.
uc~e names In the war dispatches. and
his iaW was soon So sore that he could
mot mix ab5yc il whisper London
Tt-BHs
jrnHa THAI spjtrm Mrs Chatter
tom ~tJ yong husband WAS old and