Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1904-08-17

AuAAAuNs
A man without faults is a man with
a friends.
A diagnosis Of the bank account viii
often determine whether a mar has
collie OF appendicitis.
Some women would really enjoy
having a past provided 1t isn't too long
passed.
Natures true fruit Cathartio. California
Prune Waters are pleasant as candy and
Just az harmless. 100 for % cents. Ask
your Druggist.
A bargain oounter-the bookkeeper
in a department store
It is all right to walk in the straight
and narrow path il you don't mind walk
ing alone.
It is surprising how quick California
Prune Waters act. No gripe, no pain.
100 for 25 cents. Ask your druggists.
The reputation of being a good fel.
low lie made Ut the expense OF some
woman's heart
The pot doesn't call the kettle black
as often as the fat woman calls the
stout one q mOnstrosity.
California Prune Waters will preserve
your health, cleanse your system and puri-
~ your blood. Try them. 100 for 70
cents. Ask your Druggist.
Alcoholism is extremely rare In the
Italian army. In 1861, the latest for
which figures sre available, only %
cases were admitted to the hospit-
ais.
Traveler-The houses in some Of the
ancient cities had walls ten feet thick.
Mr.. Brickrow (enviously)-I presume
some Of the neighbors we're musical.
A safe, agreeable and mild remedy for
constipation, biliousness and indigestion'
California Prune Waters. 100 for 20 cents.
Ask your Druggist.
1.-THE rain never browns all the
roses. There's always n left for
your sweetheart to pin on your coat"
Notwithstanding the Holland pre-
diction Of a $40 flying machine within
five years, the good roads associations
seem very much in earnest.
California Pruns Waters, natures cure
for all howell troubles, Act promptly with
out pain or inconvenience, 100 for 20 cents
Ask your Druggist.
The saying is-the rich man has ter
sell out ter git ter heaven; but he's on
the spot all right to bid himself in just
the same.
Some Of US will be so tired hereafter
dat wen dey wants as ter jine de hesv-
emily band wen tell EN- we dunno how
ter beat de bass drum.
'"Throw Physic to the Dogs CalifoI-
mia Pruae Waters are natures OWL remedy
for constipation and biliousness, 100 for %
cents. Ask your Druggist.
Lightning killed the mother in law
OF a man In the southern part of the
state one day last wt-S, andsinee then
all the married men Ia that settlement
have been praying for thunder
stormsl
Very few people are taken to heav-
en- in a chariotaof Gre now, but the fire
is waiting for them, just the same.
Natures own dissolvent. California
Prune Waters cure constipation and all bill
lious troubles. 100 for % cents. Ask
your Druggist.
Book Agent-Now, sir, can / sell
you an encyclopaedia? Old John
Noa, l don't think so. I'm tew old to
ride now.
II, as many think, hell is 10 the sun,
we'll get 80 familiar with it that, when
we get there, we'll just fan ourselves
and say: SHOWS everyone at home?''
Take one California Prune Wafer after
each meal snd you viii never know dyspep-
sis, or constipation. 100 for % cents.
Ask your Druggists.
Thank the Lord for this hot weather
it climatizes many an old sinner for the
hereafter.
Hell suppose Miss E%lderleigh is
what you would call a girl of uncertain
years, is she not2 She-No, indeed.
She has been the same age for at least
ten years.