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The Cook County herald., 1904-11-19
IT WAS HIS LAST "MASH."
Young Lady's Remark Too Much fo
EIderIv Gallant

Young Lady's Remark Too Much for
Elderly Gallant.
A handsome gentleman of 60, who
looks much younger and still retains
an eye for the beautiful in the fair
sex and a tender fluttering of the
heart when the ladies glance his way
got into street car in company with
his son, grown young man. A
striking feature of the elderly gallant
is an extremely long and full goatee
and big, flowing mustaches. The gen.
tleman found seat directly oppo
site two unusually attractive young
ladies, Immediately beside whom the
son found his seat.
In few moments the girls were
glancing often at the old gentleman
and chattering together in great glee
The gentleman hugged himself men
tally, but restrained his emotions In
the presence of his son. On leaving
the car the son said:
'.say, Governor, I've got a good one
On you"
well, what is it, my SOM"
''Why, one of those girls next to
me said: What a funny looking
thing that old man is-ov there TIC
which the other replied: Yes, isn't
he? He looks like a goat!'"
That was the old mans last
mash"
The Cook County herald., 1904-11-19

I'D do it, counsellor, but I don't
know how to draw the papers,
THE court may have been weak on
law, but he was strong on human ma
ture. He pondered a moment and
then turned to the witness, who was a
big chap.
"'Do you know who it was that
called you a liar?' he asked.
"I do, your HONOR said the wit
ness.
"'Can you lick him. the court que
ried.
"'That's what I can'
"'Then you go and do it, ordered
his honor. This court is adjourned
for fifteen minutes until this little
matter of court etiquette is adjusted
The witness left the chair, singled
out a pugnacious looking but under
sized man in the crowd, grabbed him
by the collar and yanked him out into
the sunlight. In five minutes the wit.
ness was back, slightly ruff1ed in his
appearance, but smiling broadly. He
resumed his place on the stand, the
Judge raped for order, and the trial
OF the case went on.
"There were no more. interrup.
tions.''
The Cook County herald., 1904-11-19

The moon Is the most powerful
agent in producing the tides on the
earth; it also produces some slight va
riations in the earth's magnetism. So
far as science has been able to investi-
gate there is absolutely no change In
the weather which can be attributed
to the moon, although half or more OF
mankind seem to believe that tho
moon does have some control over the
weather. All such beliefs, including
the time for planting gardens and for
going fishing, are mere suppostitions-
St. Nicholas.
The Cook County herald., 1904-11-19
"Arenta Jefferson de Tournnerre." )"

Arenta JEFFERSON de Tournnerre."
chair before those bloody judges, she
says she forgot then to be afraid. She
she declares she never felt more beau
tiful, and we'll can believe it. They
asked her name, and my Lysbet, think
Of this child's answer! I am called
Arenta Jefferson de Tournnerre. she
said, and at the name of Jefferson
there were EXPLANATIONS, and one of
the jurymen rose to his feet and asked
excitedly, What is it you mean? JEFF
ferson! The great Jefferson! The
great Thomas Jefferson The great
American who loves France and Lib
erty?' 1t is the same,' she answered,
and then she sat silent, asking no
favor, so wise was she, aud Fouquier-
Tinville looked at the President and
said, Among my friends l count this
great Americana and a juryman
added, When I was poor and hungry
he fed and helped me-, and he bowed
to Arenta as he spoke. When ques-
toned further she answered, I adore
Liberty, believe in France, I married
a Frenchman, for Thomas Jefferson
told me was coming to great nation
and might trust both it's government
and it's generosity. They were all ex-
tremely polite to her, and gave her at
once the papers which permitted her
to leave France. The next day little
money she got from Minister Morris,
but very hard passage she had
home"
Joris.'
(To be continued.)
The Cook County herald., 1904-11-19
With clothing Of every description.

With clothing Of every description.
to suspect any change in his love af-
fair, she very often led the conversa-
tion to Cornelia, and to the circum-
stances of her life. Hyde was always
willing to talk on this subject, and
thus she learned so much about Aren-
ia, and Madame Jacobus, and Rem
Van Ariens, that the people became
her familiars.
Certainly the letter sent to Cornelia
sped on it's way all the more rapidly
and joyfully for the good wishes and
lnselfish prayers accompanying it. The
very ship might have known itewas the
bearer of good tidings, for if there
had been one of the mighty angels
whose charge is on the great deep at
the helm of the Good Intent she could
aot have gone more swiftly and surely
to her haven. One morning, nearly a
week in advance of Annie's calcula-
tion, the wonderful letter was put into
Cornelias hand. The handwriting was
strange, it was an English letter, what
could it mean?
Let any one who has loved and been
parted from the beloved by some mis-
understanding, try to realize what it
meant to Cornelia. She read it through
In an indescribable hurry and emo.
tion, and then in the most natural and
womanly way. began to cry. There
vas only one wonderful thought she
The Cook County herald., 1904-11-19

In my country of Alsace, on the
solitary route whose interminable
ribbon stretches on and on under the
forests of the Vosges, there is stone
breaker whom I have seen at his
work for thirty years. The first time
1 came upon him I was a young stu
dent setting out with swelling heart
for the great city. The sight of this
man did me good, for he was hum
ming song as he broke his stones.
We exchanged a few words, and he
said at the end: "Well, good-by, my
boy, good courage and good luck!"
Since then have passed and repassed
along that same route under circum
stances the more diverse, painful and
Joyful. The student has finished his
course, the breaker of stones remains
The Cook County herald., 1904-11-19

Oh. what is Beauty's powero
1t f1ourishes and dies;
VIII the cold earth it's silence break.
To tell how soft, how smooth a cheek
Beneath it's surface lies?
Mute mute is all
Ger Beauty's fall;
Her praise resounds no more when man
tied in her pail.
The most belovd on earth
Not long survives to-day;
So music past is obsolete
And yet twas sweet, twas passing sweet.
But now tbs gone away
Thus does the shade
In memory fade
When in forsaken tomb the form be-
lOV'd is laid.
Then. since this world is vain,
And volatile, and fleet,
Why should / lay up earthly joys
Where rust corrupts, and moth destroys,
And cares and sorrows eat?
Why fly from i'll
With cautious SKILL
When, soon this hand will freeze, this
throbbing heart be still?
Come, Disappointment, come!
Thou art not stern to me;
Sad monitress I own thy sway,
A vOtary sad in early day,
I bend my knee to thee,
From sun to sun
My race will run;
I only bow. and say, MY God, Thy will
Henry Kirke White.
The Cook County herald., 1904-11-19
Ode to Disappointing mt

Come, Disap appointment comet
Not in thy. terrors clad,
Come in thysmeekest, saddest guise;
The restless and the bad
But I reclfne
Beneath thy shrine,
And round my brow resign'd, thy peace
full cypress tWine. .
Though fancy flies away
Before thy hollow tread.
Yet Meditation, in her cell
Hears with faint eye the ling ring knell,
That tells her hopes are dead:
And though the tear
By chance appear,
Yet she can smile and say my all was
not laid here!''
Come. Disappointment. come!
Though from Hopes summit hurled
Still, rigid Nurse. thou art forgiven,
For thou severe vert sent from heaven
To Wean me from the world:
70 turn my eye
From vanity,
And point to scenes of bliss that never,
never die.
What is this passing scene?
A peevish April day!
A little sun. a little rain,
And then night sweeps along the plain,
Man (soon discuss'd
Yields UP his trust.
And all his hopes and fears lie with him
iy, tho 1Nct
The Cook County herald., 1904-11-19
STATE or OHIO, CITY OF TOLEDO, ..
1S

STATE or L9eHs 9a,e' 6ogTrq' G1gS .. To1r00'{...
FRANK j. CHENEY makes oath that he is senior
partner Of the firm OF F. j. CHENEY d Co.. dOtnR
business In the City OF Toledo. County and stats
aforesaid, and that said nrm VIII pay tho sum Of
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every
Halls CATAKRH CURE.
FRANK j. CHENEY
Sworn to before me and subscribed In my pres
ance, this 6th day Of December, A. D. 1886.
,~, A. W. GLEASON
NOTARY PunI1o
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken Internally and acts
directly on the bood and mucous surfaces Of tho
system Send for testimonials, free.
F. j. CHENEY Il CO., Toledo, q.
Sold by ali Druggists 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Cook County herald., 1904-11-19
CHAPTER xll,-(Continued.)

VIM En- NIis-\NOt'ttuUS0.j
''Poor little fish," answered Annie.
s*They could not cry out, or plead with
you, or beg for their lives, because
they were dumb and opened not their
mouths, they were wounded ana
strangled to DEATH"
Don't say such things, Annie. How
can L enjoy my sport if you do?''
Il don't think you ought to enjoy
sport which is murder. You have your
wherry to sail, is not that sport
enough? I have heard you say moth
ing that floats on fresh water, can beat
a Norfolk wherry.'
Then Hyde and Mary had game of
battledore, and she watched them toss
ing the gayly painted coris, until amid
their light laughter and merry talk she
fell asleep. And when she awakened
st was sunset, and there was no one in
her room but her maid. She had slept
long, but in spite of it's refreshment,
she"had sense of something uneasy.
Then she recalled the story Mary
Damer had told her, and because she
comprchended the truth, she was in
stantly at rest. The whole secret was
clear as daylight to her. She was pos
tive Rem Van Ariens was himself the
thief of her cousins love and happi-
ness, and the bringer of grief-almost
of death-to Cornelia. She said to
herself, II shall not be long here, and
before I go away 1 must put right
tove's wrong"
She would write to Cornelia. Her
word would be indisputable. Then
she would dismiss the subject from
her conversations with Mary, until
Cornelia's answer arrived; nor until
that time would she say word of her
suspicions to Hyde. In pursuance of
these resolutions the following letter
to Cornelia left Hyde Manor for New
York the next mail:
ITO Miss Cornelia Moran:
Because you are very dear to cne
Of my dear kindred, and because l feel
that you are worthy of his great love,
I also love YOU Will you trust me
now? There has been sad mistake.
I believe can put it right You must
recollect the day on which George
Hyde wrote asking you to fix an hour
when he could call on Doctor Moran
about your marriage. Did any other
lover ask you on that day to marry
him? Was that other lover Mr.. Van
Ariens? Did you write to both about
the same time? If so, you misdirected
your letters, and the one intended for
Lord Hyde went to Mr. Van Ariens,
and the one intended for Mr.. Van
Ariens went to Lord Hyde. Now you
will understand many things.
"Can you send to me, for Lord Hyde,
a copy of the letter you intended for
him. When receive it, you may con.
tent your heart. Delay not to answer
this; why should you delay your hap
piness? send you as love gifts my
thoughts, desires, prayers, all that is
best in me, all that give to one high
Nm my esteem, and whom I wish to
place high in my affection: This to
your hand and heart, with all SINGER
tty. Annie HYDE
She calculated her letter would
reach Cornelia about the end of Sep
tember, and she thought how pleasant
~ the hope it brought would brighten
der life. And without permitting Hyde
The Cook County herald., 1904-11-19
Progressive. =

Giles-"By the way, what became OF
that fellow Skinnem who was in the
coal business here last winter?"
Miles-"Oh, he sold out about a
month ago and went to- Arizona Last
heard Of him he was in Jail for rob
bing q stage coach ''sr>~~.~>,r
Giles I'm other words, he evoluted
from = light weighman to = highway
The Cook County herald., 1904-11-19
Kill Desperadum.

DO you know" remarked the pessf-
mist, II think that have experienced
every kind Of misfortune except hang
ing?"
Well, you shouldn't be discour-
aged rejoined the optomist. 1T ia
always desirable, you know, to re-
member the old adage, While there's
life there's hope
The Cook County herald., 1904-11-19
WHAT ROME THINKS
THE POPE'S PHYSICIAN EN-
DORSES AN AMERICAN
REMEDY.
Dr.. Lapponi Uses Dr.. Williams Pink
Pills In His Practice Because Re-
suits Meet His Expectations.

DR.. Lapponf, the famous physician
to the Vatican, whose name has re-
Gently come SO greatly to the front
on account of his unremitting atten-
ton to His Holiness, the late Pope
Leo XIII, and the high esteem and
confidence with which he Is regarded
by the present Pope, His Holiness,
Piux x, is man OF commanding
genius. He is more than a mere man
of science; he is a man Of original
and independent mind. Untrammeled
by the "etiquette" of the medical pro-
fession, and having used Dr. Williams
Pink Pills for Pale People in his prac-
tice with good results, he freely avows
the facts and endorses the value of
this remedy with an authority which
no one will venture to question.
Dr.. Lapponi's Letter.
Il certify that I have used DR..
Williams Pink Pills in four cases
OF the simple .anemia of develop
ment. After few weeks of treat
ment, the result came fully up to
my expectations. For that reason
l shall not fail in the future to
extend the use of this laudable
preparation not only in the treat
ment of other forms of the cate
cory Of anemia or chlorosis, but
also in cases OF neurasthenia and
the like" (Signed)
GIUSEPPE LAPPONI.
Via del Gracchi 1872, Rome.
The simple anemia of develop
ment" referred to by DR.. Lapponi is,
of course, that tired, languid condition
OF young girls, whose development
to womanhood is tardy and whose
health at that period is so often i'm
periled. His opinion of the value of
DR.. Williams Pink Pills for Pale Peo.
pie at that time is of the highest sci
entif1c authority and it confirms the
many published cases in which anemia
and other diseases Of the blood, as
we'll as nervous diseases, such as ner.
vOus prostration, neuralgia, St. Vitus'
dance, paralysis and locomotor ataxta
have been cured by these pills. They
are commended to the public for their
efficiency in making new blood and
Strengthening weak nerves. After
such an endorsement they will be &C.
cepted by the medical and scientific
world at their full value.
The Cook County herald., 1904-11-19
u
><n -,.
Baking
Powder
a wonderful powder OF rare
merit and unrivaIed etren1th.
A Tyrant.

A Tyrant.
''Pa, what is tyrant?"
"A tyrant is one who governs you
without your choice, and who makes
you do without your choice, and
makes you do what he wants without
regard to what you want"
'Oh, see. You and ma are tyrants,
aren't you, pa?"
The Cook County herald., 1904-11-19

The financial editor is not necessar-
lily pedantic, but he is apt to indulge
in quotations.
The Cook County herald., 1904-11-19

Some mothers spare the rod and
spoil the slipper.
The Cook County herald., 1904-11-19

When in that terrible iron arm
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BORN

BORN.
ROTH-At the Kapiolani Maternity
Home, January %, to the wife of E.
w. Roth, a daughter.
BENNER-In Honolulu, January %,
1904, to the wife Of Edwin Benner, a
daughter.
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raised his voice in anger: "Japanee
you no id good. You no business
man. Much better you go back to work
Japan
With that he strobe off and the Jap
anese returned to his work of filling
the coal bags by putting in one lump
of coal at a time.
A carpenter working near by engaged
the writer's attention and the latter
stated that the Japs made much money
from the coal, but he said: II could
buy that coal for $3.50 ton but the
Japs hold the natives up. They wont
sell to them unless they can make
much heavier profits than by selling 10
others.
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Classified Advertisements.
WANTED.
SITUATIONS WANTED.

AN experienced, competent and thor
ough young lady bookkeeper wishes
a position, can give the best of refer
ences. Address c.. G., this office. 1894
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SHIPPING INTELLIGENCE.
ARRIVED.


Friday, Jan. %.
Stmr. Maui, from Hawaii and Maui
ports. Cargo: $50 bags of Paauhau
sugar and So head Of cattle from XII
holo.
Stmr Mauna Loa, Simerson, from
Maui, Kona and Kau ports. Cargo;
$500 bags H. A. Co. sugar, "a head
cattle, 9S4 bags coffee, 80 bags ava,
233 bags taro, 80 boxes fruit, 146 bunch
es bananas, 20 boxes fish, 405 packages
sundries.
Am. schr Robert R. Hind, from Pu-
get Sound with lumber.
DEPARTED.
Friday Jan. p.
S. S. Rosecrans for San Francisco.
S. s. Coptic, Armstrong, for the ORR
ent.
Br. ship Netherby, Nelson, for Seat
tie, at noon.
PASSENGERS ARRIVED.
Per s. S. Mauna Loa, Jan. %, from
Kau: George H. Robertson, E. Rooms,
G. T. Grant. A. S. Arrowsmith, c..
Dunkhaze, w. B. Milne, S. Tanaka.
From Kona: NJ. F. Scott, John D.
Paris, S. K. Nawaa and wife, Rev W.
H. du Moulin, Misses Alderman,
Chung Lai, Wong Tai Chong. From
Maui ports: A. Enos, ST., Ben Clarke,
A. Enos, Jr., Rev. w. Ault, Rev. John
Kalino, Rev A. B. Weymouth, NJ. A
Tavares, ]. D. Thompson, J. r. Berg
strom, and "a deck.
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A ride on the Heights electric cars
is the best tonic.
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ROOMS AND BOARD.

AT WAHIAWA, SO per week, 81 per
day. Stage meets 3:15 p. m. train from
Honolulu at Pearl City, on Tuesdays
and Fridays. Parties desiring a four
days stay at Ma Lehua will be met
at any convenient train any day ex-
ceptfng Tuesdays or Fridays at regu-
lar stage rates, providing sufficient
notice is given. Address MRS. CARO-
LINE RHODES, Pearl City. Tele-
phone King 81. 1858
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New Years Advertiser ready for mail.
ing at SC each to be had at the office.
WEATHER BUREAU.

Honolulu, Alexander Street,
January %, 10 p. m.
Mean Temperature-72.0
Minimum Temperature-67.
Maximum Temperature-76.
Barometer at 9 p. m.-30.01, steady.
Rainfall "a hours up to a. m.-.07.
Mean Absolute Moisture-5.S grs. per
cub. #.
Mean Relative Humidity-66.
Winds-N. E.; force, to 0.
Weather-Fair to cloudy and Show
cry.
Forecast for Jan. 2S.-Light trades,
fair and showery weather.
r. c. LYDECKER,
Territorial Meteorologist.
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The Department of Commerce and
Labor has issued a bulletin on Hawaii
made up from extracts from Thrum's
Hawaiian Annual for 1904.
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SALES BETWEEN BOARDS. 81
Thirty-three Eva, 1880; $4,000 Pho
neer Bonds, 500; waialua, $3.50.
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TIDES. SUN AND MOON.

First quarter of the moon Jan. 25th.
Times of the tide are taken from the
United States Coast and Geodetic Sur
vey tables.
The aides at Kahuluf and Hilo occur
about one hour earlier than at Homo
gulu.
Hawaiian standard time is 10 hours
. minutes slower than Greenwich time,
being that OF meridian Of 157 de-
grees 20 minutes. The time whistle
aSows at 1870 p. m, which is the same
rs Greenwich. 0 hours minutes. Sun
and moon are for local time for the
whole group.
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JULY III TFI. in WORLDS HISTORY

Procopiu Antemus, Emperor Of Rome, murdered BY Rcmr
general whom lie had given his daughter il marriage
surrendered By Crusaders
under Richard Of England and Philip Of France who had bescgcd
1.-two years Nna battles fought the vicinity 81 Mount Gar
forced his into the While sally the Christians
ated the royal There slain BY the computation
Minister Of Saadin, 10000 Christians
pnnacles Of eapes and all covered with and entered with
his two small barks, the strait which bears his name.
1851 ,S s#
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By General Wayne.
duel fought between Aaron Burr and Alexander Hamilton
oboken, nj j. On the fire, Hamilton fell mortal wounded
the sane spot time previous
killed duel rs fingered until afternoon Of the following
when he expired. RI &s s
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detachment Of the first regiment of Royal board
Racsnake time previous
guns except two escape another British
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comnandcdb by Major Putnam with 80 surrendered
large British force Til consequence Of the whole Of
island II Passamaquoddy Bay fell noc hands Of the
Battle at Ric Mountain VA. Patterson Union defeated by
General Jackson.s 5#
United states sate expelled nine senators from Tie Southern
General q w HaIcck made chief q tie army
General Robert elected q c Washington Col
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