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The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-05-20
Made Young Again.

zone Of DR.. Kings New Life Pills
each night for two weeks has put me
in my teens again" writes ID. III. Turn
er, Of Dempseytown, Pa. They're the
best in the world for Liver, stomach
and Bowels. Purely vegetable. Never
gripe. Only 25c at White d Cos. Drug
store.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-05-20

We'll, l don't care" exclaimed the
angry husband. NO man with any
sense at all would approve Of your ac-
tions"
But, my DEAR" calmly inquired the
other half Of the matrimonial combine,
how do you know what man with any
sense would do?"-Cincinnau En-
nmIrnr
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-05-20

cylindrical opening. The whole struc-
iure is then covered with layers Of
sweet fern, or a similar wrapping, in
order TO prevent the dirt which is
afterwards put on. from sitting
through. This process Of "dusting
is followed as far as the shoulder"
If the pit, and from there up the struc-
cure is turfed Vent holes are made
n the sides Of the pit TO act as drafts.
They are made In two rows, a foot or
two apart, and are opened or closed
according TO the direction Of the wind.
Birch bark, or some other inhammable
material IS thrust into the opening at
the top. and the whole pit will grad
ually be on fire. The opening is COW
cred and the pit must be watched day
and night to prevent an outbreak II
blue smoke Is seen it is an indication
that at that point danger must be
looked for. II not attended to, a hole
will be made, and the whole structure
will burn rapidly. For this purpose
shorter pieces Of wood are kept on
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-05-20

-Four Of a kind" said the gambler.
laying down his hand, beats"
1T doesn't even beat six high" re-
torted the supposed tenderfoot, as he
brought a revolver above the table,
CHICAGO Post.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-05-20

J. A Gulledge, Of yerbena, Ala, was
twice in the hospital from a severe case
Of piles causing "a tumors. After doc
tors and all remedies failed, Bucklen's
Arnica salYe quickly arrested further
Inflammation and cured him. lt con-
quers aches and kills pain. 2jc. at
White d Co Druggists.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-05-20
Nsu cnnhl,lnns. New Nnlne..

Bachelor-Ten dollars for this roomi
Isn't that rather highl
Mrs. Brlckrow-But, sir, this is a
front room. and you have a view way up
and down the street
"Ah, yes. What is the price OF that
little room at the farther end Of the
hall?"
Twelve dollars"
"Eh? Outrageous"
But sir. that is a back room, and
the electric lights don't drive you crazy
when YOU want % sleep. IN. Y. Weekly.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-05-20

HAWKINS understand that the ply
sicians held a consultation, but see
you are still alive.
RobbinS-Yes. have since learned
that the vote stood two for me and one
against-Puck
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-05-20

Between Winterpock and Richmond
(Via Moseloy and Southern Railway
Daily except Daily except
sunday stations Sunday.
a. MI Iv Arr. T. NJ.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-05-20

Between Wiuterpock and Richmond ana
Petersburg via Chester and Atlantic
Coast LINE Railroad.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-05-20
Ladies and Children.

who can not stand the shocking strain
Of laxative syrups and cathartie pills
are especially fond Of Little Early
Risers. All persons who find il tnecess-
airy to take a liver medicine should try
these easy pills, and compare the agree
ably pleasant and strengthening effect
with the nauseating and weakening
conditions following the use Of other
remedies. Little Early Risers cure
billiousness, constipation, sick head
ache, iaundice. malaria and liver trOu-
bles. Sold by The Winston Drug Co
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-05-20

YOU
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-05-20
PEOPLES STEAMBOAT Line
STEAMER TOURIST

Leaves Norfolk every Monday,
Wednesday and Friday at 63O
a. NJ, with passengers and freight
for Petersburg, Newport News and
James River Landings. arriving at
Petersburg about 300 p. w.
Leaves Petersburg every Tues
day. Thursday and Saturday at $50
a. W.. with passengers and freight
for Norfolk, Newport News and
James River Landings, arriving at
Norfolk about 800 =. NJ.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-05-20
A Non-Combatnnt.

Il didn't know you were in the choir
What's your position there?'
Neutral"
How do you mean"
Il don't side with either faction. -
PHILADELPHIA Press
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-05-20
Feminine Obstinacy.

But how do you keep a cook when
you live in the suburbs?"
Il threaten TO discharge her every
day and my wife does discharge her
each week. Brooklyn Life.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-05-20

you say that you have your own way
about the house?"
Invariably" answered Mr. Meekton.
How do you manage it?"
by always agreeing with Henrietta. u
-Wnshinpfon Star.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-05-20
NrnscnIine EnthnsIasm.

Isn't a babys hand the sweetest
thing In the world"
Il never cared to taste one. They
always feel sticky enough. Cincinnati
Commercial Tribune.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-05-20
AnnrecIntlon.

YES" said the sharper who had Just
succeeded in obtaining change for a
bad ten-dollar bill from a guileless old
clergyman, If there's anything l like
it's pastoral simplicity. Puck.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-05-20
CnttfnE.

Clara-Oh, huml l wish the Lord had
made me a man.
Mother-Perhaps he has, dear; only
you haven't found him yet-N. Y.
Times
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-05-20

cured with Dr. Davlds Cough Syrup OF pure
Pine, Tar, HOrehOund and Wild Cherry. Best
on earth for coughs colds. cramp, cOnsump
tion Bronchitis and an throat and lung trou
bles. Large bottle 25 cents at White a Co.
and Winston Drug Co.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-05-20
Ancient History.

Aunt Mary-Why. l thought you two
had ouarreled and we're never going 10
speak to each other again.
Mabel-Oh. yes. But that was yes
terday.-Chicago American.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-05-20

Though Love IS blind" as poets sing
A cynic bachelor wight
Declares that marriage Is the thing
That will restore its sight
philadelphia Press
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-05-20

Sick headache results from dis
ordered stomach and is quickly cured
by Chamberlain's stomach and Liver
Tablets. For sale By The Winston
Drug Company.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-05-20

Neglected colds make fat grave
yards" DR.. Woods Norway Pine
Syrup helps men and women to a hap
py, vigorous old age.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-05-20

A little life may be sacrificed to a
sudden attack of Group, if you don't
have DR.. Thomas Electric Oh on hand
for the emergency.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-05-20

Miss Wryvel-Mr. Hansum has called
10 see me several times lately
Miss Chellus-Yes. Some one told him
--nn hah money --phIla afolnhLo n-o-e
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-05-20
Eligible for the Army.

Only 81 per cent Of Germany's young
men are Al for military service. Dr.
Stricken finds that heart disease has in
creased 300 per cent in & decade.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-05-20

He called upon tke daughter fair.
Against her pas behest.
The old man pressed the button. and
The footman did the rest
Cincinnati Enquirer
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-05-20

When a man is satisfied with him
SELF he is usually dissatisfied with
everybody else.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-05-20

First Citizen Qndlgnantly)-I am
surprised that young Longhead would
lend himself TO any such scheme.
Second Citzen-Lend himself? Why,
man. he was bought-Judge.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-05-20

Bad blood and indigestion are dead
ly enemies to good health. Burdoch
Blood Bitters destroys them.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-05-20

It's funny now man likes % hear
about the smart things your children
say when he wants 10 borrow s. from
.-oft
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-05-20

Wouldn't hurt a baby" Rheuma.
eide is entirely vegetable, and instead
Of hurting the digestion, tones up the
entire system.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-05-20

4 woman always figures on what she
could buy with the money her husband
fools away on cigars.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-05-20

best on earth FOR rheumatism, strains
sprains and an pains. Unequailed for both
man and beast Large bottle % cents, az
White & Co. and Winston Drug Co
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-05-20

Mrs. Benham-Talk is cheap.
Benham-Yes. and it's lucky for me
that II is; you use so much Of itthat fit
we're expensive you would ruin me-
Brooklyn Life.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-05-20

before 10 stops you. DR.. David's Cough syrup
will cure DO, as numbers viii testify. 10 is the
best on earth. Large bottles - cents az
White q Co. and Winston Drug Co.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-05-20

When a woman isn't afraid Of her
cook It's a sign she is mighty poor
ono
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-05-20

GA woman ceases to exaggerate when
she has occasion TO refer 10 her own
agp
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-05-20

lfa young man can't afford an auto
mobile to blow him up, he can at least
save the price Of marriage license.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-05-20

There's lot Of satisfaction in lend
ing your wife money out Of her allow
ance.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-05-20
WhOOping Cough.

Most people do very well In life ill
they get ambitions TO do better.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-05-20

flove were contagious a spinsier
would work overtime trying to catch it,.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-05-20
La Grippe Cough

Bare.faced ibis are apt to grow up aud
become bald-headed lies.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-05-20
Thousands Have Kidney Trouble
and Don't Know it.
How TO Find Ont.

FIJI a bottle or common glass with your
water and lei ID stand tweny-four hours. a
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-05-20
NO. "a.

have just unloaded the cheapest car Of
Hour thar has come 10 this town for the last
three or four months, and all who wish 10
eat good bread will DO well 10 glye me a trial
as ! am going TO sell a. ine
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-05-20

fWiu wait at Chester until g.f5 a. IN. for
.A.C.iA0Oi train from Richmond.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-05-20

Judge a msn'ssuccess by the methods
be used in succeeding.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1904-09-23
COMMANDER BLAckMAR's STAFF.
G. A. r. Chief Announces Several Ad-
dtional Appointments.


Boston.-ln a general order issued
Saturday commander Blackmar of the
G. A. AZ. announces several additional
appointments on his staff. The list in
cludes the following:
Lee Estelle of Omaha, Neb, inspec-
tor general; James M Schoonmaker
of Pittsburg, Pa, senior aide de camp
and chief of staff; ]. Henry Holcombe
of Philadelphia, assistant quartermas-
ter general and custodian of records;
w. f. Martin of Decatur, ILL.,, and Sam
uel Wright of Boston, national color
bearers.
The general orders also announce
that Commander in Chief, the adjutant
general, the quartermaster general and
the following members of the national
council of administration will consti-
tute the executive committee of the
national council:
Thomas G. Sample, Allegheny, Pa:
George w. Cook, Denver; William ii.
Armstrong, Indianapolis; l.. w. Col
Inns, st. Cloud, Mimi; John w. Her
sey, Springfield, Mass; f. C. James,
Centervile, Iowa, and ]. Corey Win
ans, Troy, Ohio.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1904-09-23
TRAINS CROSS SALT LAKE.
New Cutoff Saves over One Hours
Time and $500 a Day Expense.

new Out-OTT saves over One r1OuT .
Time and $500 Day Expense.
Without ceremonies of any kind the
great Ogden Lucin cutoff of the Harrl-
man system, running across the north
ern arm of Great Salt lake, was open
ed last Sunday for passenger triffic.
1t is now an actual part of the over
land system, and henceforth all trains
will be run over the tracks of the cut
off, which stretches for miles in an
absolutely straight line over piling and
filings through the water of Salt like
The new time schedules contemplate
ed for the overland traffic will effect
an actual lessening of more than two
hours in the running time between
Chicago and San Francisco, besides
cutting out the operating expenses of
43 miles of the most difficult and cost
ly railroading in the country, the track
age over Promontory hill on the north
shore of Great Salt lake. The elimin
alton OF this part of the system from
overland traffic will, it is estimated
save about $500 a day in operating
expenses.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1904-09-23
The Reason why.

Drummond, Wis, Sept. 10 (SpeciaD
Whole families in Bayfield, county
are singing the praises of Dodd's Kid
ney Pills and the reason why is given
in experiences such as that of Mr.. I.
T. Void, a we'll known citizen here.
81 had such pains IN my back that /
did not know what to do" says Mr..
Void, land as came across an adver-
tisement of Dodd's Kidney Pills | sent
for box. That one box relieved me
of all my pains. My wife also used
them and found them inst what she
needed. 1 recommend Dodd's Kidney
Pills as a sure cure for Backahe, and
other Kidney Troubles
Backache is one of the earliest
symptoms of Kidney disease. Dodd's
Kidney Pills cure it promptly and
permanently and prevent it developing
into Rheumatism, Dropsy, Diabetes OF
Bright's Disease.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1904-09-23

A Birmingham, Eng, insurance Of
fee recently received a claim for com
pensation from a woman for the loss
of a joint of meat which was burnt in
the oven. She informed them that the
loss was due to fire.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1904-09-23
~" BlL(l))LI
Columbus, Ohio, May 10. TOO

columbus, ONO, May 10, 1908.
Some four years ago was suffering
from impure blood and a general run
down condition of the system. had no
appetite, was losing flesh, and had an all
gone tired feeling that made me n1isera-
BILE. I began the use of S. S. S., and
after taking seven or eight bottles my skin
was cleared of all eruptions and took on a
rudy, healthy glow that assured me that
my blood had been restored to its nor
NAL, healthy condition. My appetite was
restored, as could eat anything put be-
fore me, and as 1 regained my appetite
increased in weight, and that "tired feel
ing" which worried me so much disap-
peared, and was once again my old self.
I heartily recommend S. S. S. as the
best blood purifier and tonic made, and
strongly advise its use to all those in need
of such medicine. VICTOR STUBB1Ns.
Cor. Barthtnan and Washington AYES.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1904-09-23
zeisIer Relief Expedition Reports

Tromsoe, Norway.-W. S. Champ.
secretary to William Zeigler, and who
is in charge of the relief expedition
sent to search for the Arctic explora~
ton steamer America, says:
81 regret to report my failure to
reach tTanzjosefland. The ice con-
ditions were insurmountable and the
approaching winter and the heavy
frost compelled us to abandon further
effort to get north"
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1904-09-23

Little Rodney-Papa, what is the diff
ference between climate and weather?
Mr.. Wayout (of Dismalhurst-on-the-
Blink my son, is what a To-
cality has when yoa are buying home
there, and weather is what it has af-
terwards.-Puck.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1904-09-23

When the Spanish officials ish to
show visiting foreigners what they
really can accomplish in the way of
rapidity they offer express trains which
dash madly across the landscape at
an average rate of 15 or Is miles an
hour.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1904-09-23
TO DIsMANTLE THE LENA.
Capt. Drake Ordered to Begin Work
Immediately.

Vallejo, Cal.-Oficial orders have
been issued by Captain Drake, ord
nance officer at the Mare Island navy
yard, to Gunner Shuttleworth to com
mence dismantling the Lena immedi-
ately. The breech locks of the larger
guns, all the small arms except the
officers side arms and revolvers, am
munition, ordnance stores and torpe
does will all be removed.
The negotiations between the Unit
ed States and Russia relative to the
disposition of the crew of the Russian
cruiser Lena have not yet been com
pleted.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1904-09-23

The raising of asparagus for export,
as well as for domestic use, is an in
dustry of considerable Importance in
parts of Germany. 1t is confined chief.
ly to certain localities of north Ger.
many and parts of Baden.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1904-09-23

Church-We had some attractive
features on the Fourth.
Gotham-And the next day l sup
pose there were a lot of features in
town which were not so attractive
Yonkers Statesman.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1904-09-23
STATE OF OHIO, CITY OF TOLEDO, I
TuCAC EOTTNTX

FRANK ]. CHENEY makes oath that he is
senior partner of the firm of +. J. CHENEY IL
Co.. doing business in the City of Toledo, Coun-
ty and State aforesaid, and that said firm will
pay the sum of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for
each and every case of CATARRH that cannot be
cured by the use of HALLS CATARRH CURE.
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me aud subscribed in my
presence, this 9th day OF Deem Der, A. d., 1886.
A. w. GLEASON,
|srAr Notary Public
~
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally, and
acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces
OF the system. Send for testimonials, free.
F. j. CHENEY d CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1904-09-23

The st. Bartholomew hospital in
New York is SO constructed that there
are no internal corners to catch the
dust. There are absolutely no angles
or projections in the building above
the basement.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1904-09-23

I'm afraid" said the country editor,
that young Blackstone won't like the
writeup we gave him today"
why! asked his assistant.
81 wrote of him as a thriving young
lawyer, but the intelligent typo made
it thieving.' philadelphia Press.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1904-09-23

Japanese system of letters is called
Iroha, from the names of the first three
letters, a." 'ro," and "ha," on pre-
cisely the same principle as that which
gives to our system the title alpha
bet"
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1904-09-23

The Brooklyn bridge has 1876 feet OF
clear Roadway under the center of the
bridge at high water The towers ex-
tend 278 feet above high water.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1904-09-23

The negro model town of Buxton,
Canada, founded during the days of
the underground railroad" is now al.
most abandoned.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1904-09-23

Always shake in Aliens Foot-Ease, a powder.
1t cures hot, sweating, aching. swollen feet
Cures corns, ingrowing nails and bunions Al
all druggists and shoe stores, 25c. Don't accept
any substitute Sample mailed FREE. Address
Allen S. Olmsted, lie Roy, n. Y.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1904-09-23
GREE MEDICAL ADVICE
TO WOMEN

Women would save time and
much sickness if they would
write TO Mrs. Pinkham for advice
as soon as any distressing symp-
toms appear. 1t is free, and has
put thousands of women ON the
right road to recovery.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1904-09-23

The blind delight in races of all
sorts. They do not run toward tape,
as the seeing do, but toward bell that
jangles briskly.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1904-09-23

Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's
Soothing Syrup the best remedy to use
for their children during teething period.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1904-09-23

TITO Permanently Cured No fits or nervousness
ITO after first day use of DR. Klines Great Nerve
Restorer Send for Free So trial bottle and treatise
Dr. R. II. Kline Ltd 931 Arch ST., Philadelphia, Pa
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1904-09-23

FC, forty year Piscs Cure for Cor
sumption has cured coughs and colds. a
druggists. Price % cents
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1904-09-23

The worlds sanity is put into the
keeping of quiet lives.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1904-09-23

Iron mountain, the highest elevation
in Missouri. is but 1900 feet above tn
level of the sea.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1904-09-23
Wheeling, W. v, Nav IS. 1oos

WHS0IIIISi w -, Mdy 20, 1908.
My system was run down and my joints
ached and panied me considerably. Ihad
used S. S. S before and knew what it
was, so purchased bottle of it and have
taken several bottles and the aches and
pains are gone, my blood has been cleas-
ed and my general health built up. can
testify to i as blood purifier and tonic.
1888 Market St. IOHN c. STEIN
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1904-09-23


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, 1904-12-28
Our Offers

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unusual offers which non-subscribers of
the Journal should avail themselves of.
Here is an opportunity to secure a select
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, 1904-12-28
Where Money Fails.
grove.

Well, is it. after all, worth while
To be a millionaire?
A man car sit and watch his pile.
But even that is care.
His money cannot purchase joy.
For when with pain his limb
Is racked he cannot hire a boy
To have the govt for him.
For raiment and a palace grand,
A phaeton and pair,
He only has to wave his hand:
They come as from the air.
But when he has a jumping tooth
His money cannot gain
The service of a modest youth
To grin and bear the pain.
1t really would be worth the strife
To pile up bales of wealth
If it could buy a peaceful life
And great red gobs of health.
While it may bring exalted rank
And lots to eat and wear,
Yet all the money in the bank
Can't buy a head of hair.