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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-05-08
NEW LESSEE FOR HOTEL BELMONT.

furniture and twenty-one year lease rental
eating upward $4,000 Of the Hotel Belmont Nos,
West Forty-hfth-st., for Frederick Weber.
s proprietor Of the Avenel Hotel. Pleasure Bay.
y. J. 70 n. ". BsTfck. who IS now In possession.
Of brokers has also sold the Kismesha
Lake property including the furnishings and all
buildings. Kameshs Lake Sullivan County. y. Y. 70
II r. Shares also and operates the Rockledgs
Hotel. RockledEe Fla.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-05-08
INTERESTING rHIRpAvs DEAL

solomon stern has sold for owners the prooertv
% the west side a. Third ave north Of one b,,Ss
~ serenty thirdst fronting 900 feet An IN. .re,,
- oenE 10 feet deep aggregate considernfion
'et SlvoNo II rs the intention ov-ne-s
hdvide the property into 20 foot husjrTs %
'ffN fgen 20 builders loans 49, anu
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-05-08
REPORTED LEASES.

'ooas''d l'e saules Talbot have leased the follow
Ing plnoes through their representative Philip =
The Mehier place. al Greenwich Coma 20 Mrs X Cga-.
Culver daughter Of senator Clark: also the Rarrovs
place 10 T. b. Norton. o. Street & Norton and the o
a. iioaaed .'aee i.h1rn lie.gs o. Ma Amos No.
am ---~ ANUS MOI
y ATf4ur Fischer has rented following houses. No
~ he<1 thirty sts foT Il. S. James 70 q Davis:
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-05-08
A NAssAU.sT. RECORD PRICE.

There was report yesterday that Frederick Day had
bought No % NasEsust. old four story building.
lot 20 9zT8 feet, from estate Henderson
ana the Cockroft parcel adjoining the Henderson plot
Je IS said 20 have paid $50 foot fr tho Hen
derspn plot. price for With This
purchase Mr. Day has plot the northwest
ner Of John and Nassau According the he
Vii build e tall office building the premises.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-05-08
TO ERECT A LOFT BUILDING.

story building the northwest OF Eleventh
University Place 25HlOo feet L. a.
John FarIIasso a Of twenty-one years
grcgate rental about 100000. The
landmark. the last forty years
cafe Restaurant into modern and
llfr
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-05-08
Railroads.
DEHNSYLVANIA
q RAILROAD.

~MNlND 4 UH BlH0
8
sFA NB 5 s. XEs ESD sR ssH
IA The leaving time from Desbrosses and Cortana
streets Is 1--WE minutes later than that given below @
noted.
$50 a. VI. FAST MAIL--Parlor, Sleeping and Dlaas
o.65 A. NJ. ST. LOUIS TED-Pulrnaa slsspiaA
smoking. and Ooservation Cars Cincinnati INDIAN
IO.s5 4. VI. PENN5Yi.IASIA LIAlIrED-euIla.s
PsrtmsRt cars For chcaso Cleveland Toaao saa
1.55 p. VI. CHICAGO AND ST. LOUIS EMPRESS
p6 Chicaso wa 81 o ioa5 bang 4Fa
455 p VI CHICAGo LIMITED. Pullman slss1iaa s.
lSd9S and cIeyeland Pin;nE Car p,...,u-.
Cincinnati Indianapolis. Louisville St Louis paas
Car For Gary ". Va (via Shenandoah VGS
5.5S r. NJ. WESTERN ExFKEss.-For Chicago Sa
1.55 p NJ P&cGFIc EMPRESS Ptt,sourg. 10
doah Valley Route connects for Cleveland except
SIS p NJ CLEVELAND AND CINCINNATI *.
PRESSM1F For P,yts3grg: Cleveland. Cincinnati ~
e.55 p. VI. PirTsBURG sPECIAL-paily for a's
WASHINGTON AND THE SOUTH
10 2O, s1O55 a m, .1255. 40 pesbrosses and cofys
Farlor and Dining cTs7 =. IS as - IS IDesSro.ss
sad Gor'H' ). streets 1io oS' = as
sTession9 Limited all PaTl9r and Dining caEs' IS
0. % D. m. IL. 10 night.
SOUTHERN RAILWAY.-ENpress. 1255. } Is. A2onA'
ATLANTIC COAST LINE.-Express s25 a m. andas
sEABoARD AIR LINE RAu.wAY-Express' 125S > =
NORFOLK AND WESTERN RNII.yAY-For MsrapaS
and New orleans. 3 - p. m. daily
CHESAPEAKE " OHIO RAlL.WAY.-T55 a m 49,
caVs and 4SS p m. tfaY.
FOR OLD POINT COMFORT and NORFOLK-T5oA
week DAVIS aud SO ?. daily -
ALl.NN ~ lIf-H11 a. m and : % p m WeeAoSssw
ISniaNs $50 a. m Through Nest!buled Trains p.r-
farior cars and standard Coaches week -daNs -
Tor smoking car, Parlor cars: Dining car and StAD1
CAPE MAY.-f2 55 d. IN. week.-Mrs. .
L5NG BRANCH ASBURT PARK Gnteraken Sandvsss
lean Grove ana Point Pleasant iron West "a
100 D. m week days. sundays. - a ana ~. "a
y m From DesarcsscS and CCUtlandt streets -
SVv q, M; 5-'O d49 ~. and so p. m wseSN
SUNDAYS. pa a. m, SEQ p. N.
FOR PHILADELPHIA.
GS T25 "7,55. s25. S55. 20 % % IS ST. Louis Enr
iedl. 1910 ODesbrOsses and Streets. ~
l020 tPenna- LimieCl s10.55 II sl2 -. .LS
" 'uesbrCsses and CortlandJ Streets. 20l. &oS
$40, % 80 Ass ts4a5 chicago Limited Nos
Ihlstislphia GRyl. 1913. 6.55 T55. SIS % ae2
sSGrJh FhilaSelpha onlyl IL 10 night wees ny
ltedl, 300 ("l02J Penna Limtedl s1O55 80
LOO o320, &SS - - (*455 Chicago Limited Tor W.
Thladeiphia oniyl - -. $50 L55. s25. 92S 800
North philadelphia onlS) D. l. 10 night
eDintng Car.
Ticket Offices. Nos 461 I35t us and 2g Broadvay -
nfth Avenue tbeov cd ST. 263 Fifth Avenue 0osnrs
2ath ST. House and stations named scosss
Brooklyn, Court Street. Fulton street asFl
way and Pennsyvania Annex station. The New 80
from hotels and residences through to destination -
Telephone S43 Chelsea for Pennsylvania Railroad -
W. W. ATrERBURY. p wooD.
General Manager Pass'r Trannc Manage
GEO. w. BOYD.
General Passenger Agent
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-05-08
eUYs LARGE BROADWAY PLOT.

The Realty Company Of America has sold 10 the At
Realty Company block front 1919 ioxi0o feet
OF Broadway. between One-hundrsd-and-
hundred-and -siNty-secoud-s This
l. "a sellers Isaac H.
C!otfier payment Euclid Hall property
Sawson & Hobbs the brokers IN the deal.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-05-08
NEW BUILDING PLANS.

lIeth-st. No g West for two SIX story
Block. owner " G so.nmerfeid. arehitect..... 5000
ist-ave. " = - 10 4 of 44th FOR six story
brick lofts. p ITs5 feet a J FIe!sChhauer
owners W G sommerfeld. architect, ....-.-.., $500
Z4th-st. No 30 20 3sl3 West story
brick nathuUseS. 5S.3N9s g feet. 4 Silberrnutz
owner: Badt srchitect. .........-. 5000
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-05-08

No 2lo West Forty-sixth-st-. for y. 7. Phillips
Mrs Wheeler: the stable No. 800 West
frst-st for J. I. Gallon Clarke Brothers. No.
1s3 Forty-ffth-st. Mrs s stone and Louis
I-eavitt the three story dwelling house No. West
For1v-sey enth-st. - v. @ Kro,'c.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-05-08
THE BRONX BUILDING PLANS.

North Brother Island. side. story frame
PAVILION. 6oNl2 city Of Nevv-YCrk. owner.
Smith. Westervelt Austin. architects. ....... $50
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-05-08
REPORT ABOUT BROADWAY SALE.

reported yesterday that Helen c. JunaTd had
sold Nos and s97 Broadway. eight story store
and lott building. plot 4s11x2oO feet. running
through 10 Mercer
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-05-08
Furnished Houses to Let-Country.

AT GREENWICH, CONN.
A magnificent Residence. nine bedrooms. two baths;
has every appointment Of new, up to date country
House. pa beautifully handicapped: yacht
clubs and golf links commands extensive views Of
Sound = miles from station
RENT. FULLY FURNISHED. Sf2O0.
AT SOUND BEACH.
desirable Home. six bedrooms and bath; directly on
water. embOdying modern device conducive %
comfort; city water, electric light. telephone &c \
well laid lawn. private dock; within mile Of
depot TWO minutes walk 10 trolley.
RENT. FULLY FURNISHED $1,000.
number Of other Cottages. large and SMALL will
furnished unfinished $500 81. 500 will
SELL on TERMS To SUIT.
j. D. SAWYER, Owner.
Tel 2.517-S8th. sos 5th Ave. (42d), y. y.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-05-08
DESIRABLE ENGLEWOOD PROPERTY.

DESIRABLE ENGLEWOOD PROPERTY.
About IA and comfortable house. having parlo
library dining buteEs pantry and Kitchen on hIst
floor bedrooms. with ample closets and bath on
second floor. three bedrooms third floor; gas steam
IL radiators. excellent drinking water good young
asparagus beds stable chicken house etc l-
on lie miles from Engewood. "a
miles Hackensack. mile from NOrdhof and -
For price and full particulars
apply SrEINWENDER. STOFFREGEN & CO.. 81
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-05-08

l,HEAPEST BARGAIN IN UNITED STATEs.-Elza-
" BETH y 16Foom mansion perfect order; on corner
.ot. SOxl7O, opposite city park contains : bathrooms
open plumbing electric gnt and all modern improve
trolley within LOCO feet OF r. r depot.
within OF New-York City; be seen at any
time price, $500; must SELF make an oIter Address
y. j..
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-05-08
Unfurnished 4partments to Let.

UmfurRiShed apartments to Let.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~>~~-~~~~~~~~|~
TWO UNFINISHED APARTMENTS 20 let al go
Central Park South. overlooking the Park Rooms
all hght; reduced a good tenant n taken mme-
dlately.
ELEGANT SINGLE APARTMENT OF room. All
outside. steam heat. hot water, hall service. Apply
Janttor. q $50
18TH ST. IL WEsT.-Apartment hreproof building.
eight rooms. every modern improvement. possession
immediate See Janitor.
S91. WASHINGTON SQUARE. Overlooking Square
Seven rooms bath, steam heat hot water. immediat.
possession: $50
a7TH ST. 4s5 wEsT.-Top floor: private house;
suitable Tor three.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-05-08
A COMPLETE GENTLEMANs RESIDENCE

westchester County. the hills back from the
Hudson. commanding beautiful Views OF river and
House contains - rooms. dressing rooms.
baths. toilets stable barn. cot
tages. greenhouse. - in lawn garden. orchard
and pasture. with running brook (Photos) EDWARD
g. HAEILAND. Fifth
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-05-08
BOdrders UaRted-Cny.

ao1H sE.. 20 NEST-GALIATIN HOTEL, =.
Sanity furnished apartment with private bath .ec.rIc
weekly. Telephone EsQs-2sta wv sS'
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-05-08
a Gentleman's Complete Country Home

70 rent IltniShed for four months containing - rooms
bedrooms bathrooms; garden. lawn. fruit and shade
trees large family horse and carriages use. fresh
Jersey cow about Two IN the place:
abie TO the right party. JOHN DUNLOP. Hlchensack
Heights HackensaCk y. J. Convenient % goIs around
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-05-08
WATCH HILL. RHODE ISLAND

FOR RENT.-F1ne new, completely furnished. brick
granite and wood cottage. Magnificent bay and
country view Twelve sleeping rooms. four bathrooms
electric lights
Adiuins Golf Links. Three one-haIf hours from
New York Address r. Q. Box 54s. westerly. r. L
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-05-08
For Rent, Furnished, for the Season.

hne residence beautiful lawn garden large
rage house on Boston Post Road. FIVE
or Fort Chester address II. TTBBS Mercantile Build
ing. corner 23t-st. and Seventh floor
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-05-08

tATSkiIIS--Furr'ghad cottage Rfr India, "a
rooms ana oath. barn. trout stream orchards: piano
-'" fe'f above metu road. hire md
raS" Particulars. apply MRS WILSON. ee6 West
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-05-08
WEST NUTLEY. N. ].

WEST NUTLEY, N. J.
ONLY rs MINUTES FROM NEW YORK.
Fine old Homestead for sale 10 and bath; mod
improvements open hreplaces; spacious verandas
Ilot shade quaint and attractive
place: views in all directions: station. price
s.. 600. terms very reasonable. NCTLEY REALTY CO..
Nassau y. Y West Nutley. y J.
4 RARE OPPORTUNITY purchase splendid year
~ around country the Palisades within IS min
utes OF Is house. electricity and
improvements; Ia Of ground; fine lawn
shade outlook from this property Is
one OF finest the Hudson River; price So 900
GEORGE J. HUMPHREYS.
IS Liberty
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-05-08
LONG BEACH, L. 1

NISHED, GAS WATER. ETC.
FORTY MINUTES FROM NEW YORK CITY
RIGHT ON SURF
TELEPHONE OR ADDRESS ! LONG BEACH
GENII4EMANS COUNTRY RESIDENCE for rent, at
Nassau Glen cove. Long Island golf links: 10
minutes walk from depot: house neatly furnished: II
rooms. TWO bathrooms electric light:
acres; nice lawn high ground stable
MMlsSHEH'' Glen Cove. Long Island 53s FuIton-st
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-05-08

Country Property for Sale or to Let
GARDEN CITY, LONG ISLAND.
Houses for sale to Rented BY tn. ssaso, -
ne year infhshed or GnIurnished Ycsry rentals
SttO- $1,000 All modern ApDv $50
l. HUBBFsIL General Manager. Garden CITY
MOST PICTJ RESCUE PLACE on the Hudson Rive-
az Esopus; adt1aS estate Of Hon Alton r. Parker. w.
thirty acres Of magnihcsrt grounds. all kinds Of fruit
G9Tdens 5te: artstisaly furnished. ] S CORNING
$50 E '-'i"NN''
FIVE ACRES WITH SMALL COTTAGE AN g.
nished barn, carriages bathhouse and fishing stand a.
rect!y Atlantic 90 feet sea level and 5oo o.,
SHORE front; miles from station: hours from ~
very retired spot Address MONTAUK 70 Tribune Orr.
MODERN FURNISHED 3 ROOM COTTAGE d.sI-,,I
Island Portland Maine. PINEHILI. Tribune Ofics
MAGNIFICENT. large residence. on TTpdso, ..I =
lease hour out. 1--WE W. 500 tireenvtcb a. OF
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1904-03-24
RoYa should Work.

J. r. Dolliver, United States senator
from Iowa, recently delivered an
hours address in Plymouth church,
Brooklyn, filling the pulpit usually oc-
cupied by the Rev. DR.. Newell Dwight
Hills.
The senator's subject was "The
Republic and the Spirit of Patriotism
and he spoke of the poor boy as the
most important factor in the making
of the Republic.
"Im not wasting my sympathy on
the children Of the poor he said.
What little sympathy l have l will
give to the children of the rich.
IF you have 500, 900 and give it to
a boy to start him out in life, he
doesn't start. / suggest keeping that
hundred thousand and that boy apart;
1t will be better for the boy, and as
the facts seem to prove, better for the
hundred thousand"
"The real American type, with IT'S
background Of poverty, discipline and
hard work was characteristic of every
President Of the United States" he
continued, "since Washington, and
could have been SAID of w. J.. Bryan II
he had been elected"
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1904-03-24

when we introduced this remarkable
grass three years ago. little did we
dream II would be the most talked-of
grass IN America. the biggest, quick,
hay producer on earth; but this has
come 20 pass.
Ayr. Editors wrote about Il, Ayr. COLI
1eFe Professors 1ectured about It, Ayr.
Institute Orators talked about II, while
In the farm home by the quiet hreside,
in the corner grocery, In the village
postofice, at the creamery, at h de-
pot; IN fact wherever farmers gath
cred, Salzer'a Billion Dollar Grass, hat
wonderful grass, good for s to IA tons
per acre. and lots OF pasture besides,
Is always a theme worthy Of the farm
er's voice.
Then comes Bromus Inermis. than
which there Is no better grass or bet
ter permanent hay producer on earth.
Grows wherever soil is found. Then
the farmer talks about Salzer's Teo-
sinte, which will produce 100 stocks
from one kernel Of seed, IL IT. high, in
100 days, rich in nutrition and greedily
eaten by cattle, hogs, etc, n is good
for 80 tons Of green food per acre.
Victoria Rape. which can be grown
at Csc a ton, and speltz at zoe a bu.,
both great food for cattle, also come In
for their share in the discussion
JUST SEND 1Oc IN STAMPS
and this notice to John A. Salzer Seed
Co., La Crosse. Wis, for their big cate
alog and farm seed samples. OWN. I'd
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1904-03-24
Lineage Of the MIkado.

Ancient though many European
royal houses may consider themselves,
none can beat the record of the mika.
do. Mutsuhito is the one hundred and
twenty-second wearer Of tbe crown,
which his ancestors have borne with.
out interruption since the year 666
b. C. That is to say, the founder OF
the dynasty was a contemporary Of
Nebuchadnezzar. Though one may not
be guilty of the impoliteness of call.
ing his pedigree in question. 1t Is diff
hcult to believe that the mikado OF
1850 years ago was the SEA OF the
sun goddess. Possibly even the pres.
ent occupant of the throne has doubts
about 1t in private.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1904-03-24
The oId Autonraph Alhum.

Among the relics of the past.
The links of Memory'a ~clinging chain
That. with its meshes, binds me fast
To days hat canno come again.
There is no prize more precious than
This booklet; thoughtfully / scan
It's yellow pages, scrubbed DER
BY many whom l knew of yore.
Here a refrain expressing love
Beneath the picture of a dove,
And there a half-sarcastic quip.
All traced In childish penmanship.
"If you love me as I love you
Nc knife can cut our love in two
Meath that trite sentiment 1 see
A name once passing DEAF to me.
Across the past my memory files
l see a pair of laughing eyes,
/ press a little hand that lay
Within my W that summer day.
mo knife can cut our love In two"
Still, II was but an earthly strand,
And what a knife could never do
Was. as a higher power planned.
Accomplished by the reaper's hand.
o, treasured namesl o memory
What were existence without thee3
For art thou not the magic key
With which we penetrate the seal
That locks away the musty past.
And, in our leisure moments, steal
Great solace from that storeroom vast?
Bereft of thee, how man would grope
Into the futures unknown scope,
AS up some storm-swept, rocky slope,
The shipwrecked mariner doth crawl,
Before him dread uncertainty,
Behind. the cruel, yawning sea
And darkness hanging over all.
William f. Kirk.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1904-03-24
ON A RANCH.
Woman Found the Food That Fitted
Her.

Woman Found the Food That Fitted
Her.
A newspaper oma went out to q
Colorado ranch to rest and recuperate
and her experience with the) food
probably is worth recounting.
The woman at the ranch was pre-
eminently the worst h~ousekeeper l
have ever known-poor soul, and poor
mel
Il simply had to have food good
and plenty Of it. for / had broken
down from overwork n was so weak
l could not sit up over one hour at q
time. l knew / could not get well I'M
less / secured food l could easily d.
gest and that would supply the g1Atr
est amount Of nourishment.
"One day / obtained permission to
go through the pantry and see what l
could find. Among other things l
came across a package OF Grape-Nuts
which / had heard of but never tried.
I read the description on the package
and become deeply interested, 30 then
and there l got a saucer and some
cream and tried the famous food.
1T tasted delicious TO me and
seemed 70 freshen and strengthen me
greatly so l stipulated that Grape
Nuts and cream be provided each day
instead of other food, and l literally
lived on Grape-Nuts and cream for
two or three months.
IT you could have seen how fast /
got well it would have pleased and
surprised you. / am now perfectly
well and strong again and know ex-
Rctly how J got well and that was on
Grape-Nuts that furnished me a pow
erful food l could digest and make use
Of.
1T seems to me no brain worker
a AFFORD to overlook Grape-Nuts
after my experience" Name given
by Postum Co. Battle Greek. Mich.
Get the miniature book, The Road
70 Wellville" In each pkg.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1904-03-24
Decline Of Genius.

There is much to be said in favor
Of the theory that nature is growing
chary of geniuses, and that the race
no longer produces men OF abnormal
mental stature. 1t is quite certain
that modern masterpieces in art, in
architecture, in music n in litera-
tUre are exceedingly rare, II they
exist at all. In all that pertains to
beauty-beauty OF form. beauty OF
color, beauty OF sound, and beauty Of
thought-we are UNNECESSARILY behind
the period OF the Renaissance
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1904-03-24
RIvaIn nertllIon sv.tsm.

The police of London have intro.
duced eyperimentally a new measur
ing system for recognizing criminals.
As 1t bes been successful, It will soon
be adopted by a number Of other pc.
lice departments both in England and
abroad. In this system only the i'm.
%pressions Of the fingers are taken.
Compared with the Bertilion system.
it. has, above all, the advantage OF
simplicity. as It can be applied with
out any contrivances. and is, there.
fore. much less expensive.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1904-03-24
Fear for sherrv Wine.

The production of sherry wine is
confined to the district of Jeres. Since
1890 the vintage has decreased so
enormously that unless the new vine.
yards planted with American vines
in the last few years shall be a sue
cess in the growth of grapes. the ex-
istence Of this great industry is near
its end. In 1890 there were produced
5000. 900 gallons In the district Of
Jeres. The vintage has fallen of from
year to year. until the product OF 1903
amounted to only 445,s4s gallons
Consular Report.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1904-03-24
PITTS FoNDNEss FOR PORT.

Great statesman's Health Ruined by
observation-disclosures.
The ruin of Pitts health was attri-
buted to his physicians, who made
him take port in large quantities in
his youth, SO that he could o do
without it later. Lord Granville has
seen him swallow a bottle of port in
tumberfuls before going to the House.
His hands shook SO much that when
he helped himself t. salt he was
obliged to support the right hand with
the left. Stothard, the painter, hap
pened to be one evening at an inn on
the Kent road when Pitt and Dundas
put up there on their way to Walmer.
Next morning the waiter said to
Stothard: How much wine do you
suppose they drank last night? Seven
bottles, sir!"-Rogers' Table Talk.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1904-03-24
AN ORGAN WITHOUT Stops.
AZ Least Owner Of instrument Never
Knew Them.

~ Least Owner Of instrument Never
Knew Them.
There is a man living in an Elev-
enth street fiat who has no music in
his soul, and there is a man on the
lower floor whose soul is full Of IL.
The lower-ioor man not long g add
ed a four-lung parlor organ to his
lares and ponates, and two healthy
daughters of his began L practice on
1t. Several nights later a friend paid
a visit TO the first man, and as soon
as he got inside the apartment he
heard the parlor organ on the lower
floor.
Fine toned istrument, that" he
said, because he, too, had some music
in his soul.
The musicless man grunted.
Whose make is it?" the visitor
asked.
Don't know" was the ungracious
answer.
How many stops has it,"
The host pulled himself up for a
powerful effort. We'll" he replied,
its been in the house for about a
week now. and in that time It hasn't
had any that | have been able to dis.
cover,
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1904-03-24


From a recent English medical in.
quiry into the physical status Of the
various classes of military it was
found that the low-sized, broad chest
ed artillery men were the strongest
and healthiest in the service. On the
other hand the tall men of the Guards
had the disease tendencies of the
overgrown and consumption and other
pulmonary troubles were n~oticeably
common. When narrow chested, the
men of the Guards and heavy cavalry
very soon broke down. Indeed, the
bulk of the medical evidence seemed
to show that the small, well-set mem
the typical Atkinses-were the ideal
soldiers, though not SO imposing or
manufacturing as the gigantic Guards.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1904-03-24
Prospect

A dry goods merchant was explain
ing the situation to the new traveller
he had just engaged. Your predeces.
sor," he said, has got his business
all tangled up, and II you take his
place you will have a dihcult task get,
ting order out of chaos" Il don't
know who Chaos is" cheerfully re-
piled the newly appointed traveller.
but bet you I'll sell him some goods.
if have to hang on to him a week."
-Tit-Bits.