Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1904-08-30
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ne duIOmoDle Wlth all It's perilS
seems to be less fatal than the bathing
sult.-New York World.
Don't gamble on the price of meat
unless YOU are in position to hold the
steaks Philadelphia Record,
DO you remember the time. long.
long ago. when you ate breakfast
foodless breakfasts KANSAS City
| World
Whoever else is mentioned in John
D. Rockefellers will, it is reasonably
sure that Miss Ida Tarbell isn't-BoS-
ton Globe.
The wild men at the Worlds Fair
show capacity for civilization. They
terminate all functions with casts
ST Louis Republic.
Since the hot weather began obiee-
tons to the wearing apparel of the
lgorrotes at st. Louis has given place
10 envy.-Omaha Bee.
Jacob s. CoXey is reported to be
rich. When he gets into mis- automobile
he is more in favor of good roads
than eyer-Washington Star.
1t will be interesting to watch for
any change in the mortality rate in
Boston as a result of the piemakers'
strike.--Cincinpau Times-Sar.
With two fierce equestrlans racing
for the Presidency, there seems tc be
pretty fair prospect of sport this
fall--New York Evening Mail.
Two Philadelphia men were arrest
ed for robbing slot machines. They
should be liberated Turn about is al
ways fair play.-St Louis Republic.
Scientists claim to have discovered
the old-age microbe, but it is quite
| likely the varmint will continue doing
business at the same old stand GRAND
Rapids Herald
If the Department of Commerce and
Labor wishes to get true idea or
prices and the cost OF living, let it
consult the woman who does the mar
keting. -Philadelphia Ledger
Many nations salt babies as soon as
they are born. II is a pity some fresh
adult Americans could not be subjected
to the same salutary process.-Grand
Rapids Herald.
Alfred Austin declares that the
worse poets are treated in this life the
better ii is for them" ON this theory,
Alfred certainly must have reached
the acme of blessedness.--Los Angeles
| Times
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j. Pierpont Morgan speaks OF re
firing from active life 1t must make
some of the minor European poteutates
jealous to see how easy it is for a
king of finance to abdicate-Washing-
ton Star
The people who hoped for national
theater are disappointed to discover
! that Mr.. Carnegie is not out or fe-
verish chase for any project that is
susceptible of endowment. Washing
ton Star.
If some of the distinguished officers
of the United States army are correct
in their beliefs, the enemy which cap
lures consignments of canned beef will
have the worst of the engagement
| Omaha Bee.
The antiAmerican feeling in Russia
is dying OUT since the St Petersburg
papers have been printing pictures of
Secretary Hay with his whlskers I'M
combed. Another diplomatic triumph.
Washington Post.
The trouble with Grand Duke Boris
appears to have been that he mlstook
| General Kuropatkin's camp for sort
of a Newport and imagined that war
is something of social Junction.
Newark Evening News.
Panama now talks of disbanding its
army. This would seem to be an easy
matter All that is necessary is to-
charter am omnibus and distribute the
soldiers around at their several homes.
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
| Postmasters' salaries in the smaller
towns are raised whenever the bust
ness of the Office increases 1t is need
less 20 say that the postmaster at ESQ
pus will soon be entitled to a stiff in
crease-Atlan.a Journal.
A colored man at St Joseph, who
dropped a watermelon in order to res
cue a child from being run over by
a street ear, has been mentioned as de
serving slice of the Carnegie hero
fund.-Eansas City World.
The American Domestic League
claims that 1t turns out fine cooks.
Send their addresses along This Is
not one of those cases where you
should hide your light under BUSH
el."-Newark Daily Advertiser.
Out in lincoln, Neb, some butter
has been found, said to be still good.
which has hung In q well fprty-two
years Stories like that just encour-
age the people who keep summer
boarders. Philadelphia Ledger
The statement telsgraphed from
Newport that Harry Lehr is suffering
from brain flag Is puzzing. 1t is easy
to understand where the flag came
from, but where and when did Harry
get the brain?--X Kansas City Journal.
1t is stated that 1,2OO wires have
been inclosed In a telephone cable two
and one-half inches IN diameter. Think
OF the sulphurOus thoughts that might
be engendered If ali these lines were
busy" at once.-Cleyeland Plain
Dealer.
A two-headed g1rl was born In
Cairo, H., the other day, but did not
survive long When one thinks that
she might have lived and become an
elocutiOEist, be understands just how
kindly nature may be to the human
race-Newark Evening News
The fact that they are having lots OF
trouble with a new reptile called the
cabbage snake" down In Tennessee is
strong presumptive evidence that the
mOonshiners there are turning out an
unusually potent brand OF encourage
ment this season.--Newark News.
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