The San Francisco call., 1904-10-09
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ous OF agreeable agreeable according to
the late Lord Beaconsfe definition being person who agrees
with you"coud make their selection Excuse Would
we should not get on together prefer the Italian school,
Or How delightful don't believe in vaccination. May
argument would choose suitable opponent of
monies might be provided who would stand in the center of the
of female franchise wishes meet with gentleman OF
servav principles Brewer of comfortable desires
duction to lady aboltiOnst"
folks closely lions introducions must be try
ing ordea You tell them that for you have been yang
he-tat this is indeed privilege. They then
but only father and all you can think of to say
is, oh I'm SO sorry had nephew who famous
eur bicycle champion have him STILL but he has down
motor In sporting circles was always introduced Shor
mne leading known ever
aerward Miss Blanks husband" public dinners where
by met before and likely again. finding
conversation difficult and dangerous remember talking
OF the evening-wit light laugh aferward recolected
what thought canddy the last book of
authoress told her and codness sprang up
the celebrated autho She had changed her place
avoid sitting lady has change
ones place sometimes these newspaper man
up the Mansion House. would you mind
changing places with he asked Its awkward They've
put me next to my first wife
young widow musical "at home" given lady who
Say Mrs Dash The butler did wait for but shouted
out and Mrs Dash MY dear how very quiet you have
The crush great and hostess distracted the
ment for explanations We away and both of
it had happened on the stage it would have taken the
things right when mistakes made with their identity If
light comedian expecting plumber the first that
into the drawing has got be plumber
like plumber that bitheng mistake
him for plumber He has got to be shut the bathroom and
have water poured over him just he pumbea stage
plumber that is Not TIL right at the end the last act is he per
play which people laughed 1t made
she somebody's Nobody possibly mistake the stage
aunexcept the people the stage They of
nut in them except the bero relations wien she WASN'T i
cupboard she clothes tied up in a curtain All
she need have done hold something while she said
seconds and give me chance to observe that am vnr maiden
from Devonhire all this omfooey be avoided That
would have ended it. AS matter of fact that what did end
five minutes past eleven 1t her say
In real life never knew but where suffered
in he could have ended with word-and
that the OF the late Coney Grain He had been engaged
give his entertainment at country house The lady
Corney servants The
butler who knew better apoogzed but Corney not
Gay @ e 1eG we % d e 0d rose and %
said Coney eff have all finished and agreeable
l shall
cheered. The piano dispensed with Corney contrved
amuse his audience very we'll for half an hour without it. At ten
into the drawing Corney went The
Gan remarked the Ready demanded Cor
ney -Four your entertainment answered the hostess But I've
ene performanse ony Given it. Where WEeH An hour
ago. downstairs But this exclaimed the
ut seemed somewhat extraordinary Corney replied but
always been my privilege dine with the company am
asked entertain took you had arranged little
servants" And Corney left to catch his train.
Another entertainer told the following story although
joke against himself He and Corney Grain sharing
cottage the river called early day to
discuss affairs and talking to Corney the
ground floor. The window OPEN The en-
teaner-he who told the story-was dressing the
Thinking he recognized the voice of visitor be-
leaned of his bedroom window better
far and dved eadoemost flowers
theoo
Of the parlor Good gracious exclaimed the visitor
turning the and seeing pair of wggng above
sill AThoc