The semi-weekly messenger. [volume] (Wilmington, N.C.) 1897-1908, 1904-11-22

COlufnDuSs SULLIVAN IN CnlcdSO al NJ
Gam in Keokuk an Judge Higgins Is
triumphantly ilicted. tn mornfn' ar-
Their Fiction Casey larns that tn ray
I suit is looked upon as a triumph ff
an Anglo-Saxon policy. He shout
himself hoorse over that because his
my acquaintance with an Anglo-Sax-
on policy was whin his family was
dhriven out iv tn County Kerry be a
bailiff with an Anglo-Saxon bludgeon
but he goes over to see tn judge. Wen,
Casey says he. I done verv Well, he
says. FYe did fr. a fact SAYS Casey
IT was a great triumph FIR me- says
tn judge. I think what knocked thin
was me last speech in Hoboken.' 1T
was a great vote getter,' says Casey.
Well says tn judge, I can't spare We
amy more time today, me humble
frind,' he says. I'm busy maxim up me
cabinet he says. L have decided 10
appint tn Hon'rable Peabody Perkins
iv tn District iv Columbia, sicrity iv
state. He is particularly fitted FIR tn
place havin' spint all but tn las SIX
weeks iv his life in England. His ap-
pintmint is endorsed be tn London
Times. 1 have Also he says, offered
III Jo" ~ ~ vi W -
Hon'rable Ponsonby ~Sanderson. He is
tn high chief guy in tn Lille Orange
Lodge an will know JUS how to handle
tn public school question: he says.
Thank ye,' says Casey. L have tn
names iv a few fellows that have wur-
ruked hard an I'd like to find places
FIR him. he says. My man. says tn
judge, dye ralize that we ARE talkin'
to tn prisidint ilict iv these United
States he says. If 1 did not feel kindly
to'rd We FIR ye'er arrest, if sometimes
misguided efforts in me behalf, l wud
have we raymoved be tn dure-keeper,
he says. AS 1t is he says we can sind
tn applications iv ye'er frinds to tn
clerk iv tn civil service commission,
who has charge iv tn day laborers.' he
says.
TAN there We ARE. Why do boys
go to Harvard an Yale? Is it because
iv Eliot an Hadley or because iv Hur-
ley an Hogan? I read tn accounts
iv tn fut-ball game. Tn line up was as
follows: Hogan, Rafferty,, Murphy, Nc
CURE. Hurley, Cooney. Shevlin, Null
doom. Cassidy. Peabody. Van Renseller.
2ifther fifteen minyits Peabody retired.
At tn end iv twinty mlnyits Van Rem
seller was called out be his ma. Fla
ferty an Hinnissy in. Hogan through
guard. Murphy pushes MCGUIRE
through tackle. Ceoney slams Salton-
stall on tn ground an breaks his back.
Shevlin throws WitneIspoon over tn
fence. An so on till lie eyes fill with
tears an I have dhreams iv invadin'
Canada with an ARMY iv young An>
glo-SaXon fut-ball scholars firm Kerry
an tn Country Mayo. An that night
prisidint Hadley or Prisidint Eliot
makes an address at Tn kings birth
Cay dinner an repoIccS IN our inthrust
- Anglo-Saxon spooi is an congraty-
lstes tn wurruld mat hereafther if
England has a war We Will have a
CHARGE to do most " tn fightin' an
Day half tn money.
Il wondher why it is: l suppose it's
tecause we like tn game more thin tn
rewards. Wan iv III Anglo-SaXonS
who helped illicit Rosenfelt las Choos-
eah wud give up mis- job rather thin
ne a pollytician au' 1 suppose Hogan, is
thinkin' all through IN game that it's
tn Prince iv Wales he mas against him
on tn opposin' line"
We'll" said Mr.. Hennessy," if l
thought this was an Aiglo-Saxon vic>
4 tnry I wud niver have voted tn way
| did"
What" exclaimed Mr.. Dooley. AN
I'd you, too? Well. be Hivens, if it
hadn't been FIR me. it wud have been
unanimous"