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Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-07-22
WHAT'S IN A
 NAME ]?

We'll, with all due regard for rhe opinion of the immortal bard, we musl say that were he living and resident of our borough to-day, he would admit that there is much in name Apropos of this, the name of the Waterbury Steam Laundry stands for first-class work, the most modern machinery and the acme of sanitary arrangements Try us and see.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1904-10-13
BRYAN's VIEW OF PLATFORM.

81 shall not rnisrepresent the situa-
tiony or appeal for votes for the ticket
upon false grounds. A Democratic
victory will mean VERY LITTLE, IF
ANY, PROGRESS on economic ques-
tons SO long as the party is under
the control of the Wall Street ele-
ment. The LABOR PLANK
as prepared by Judge Parker's
friends on the subcommittee was a
straddlina, meaningless plank. :
= The nomination of Judge Par
iker VIRTUALLY NULLlFlES He
PLANK y - William
Jennings Bryan, in s.The Common
err July 10, 1904.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1904-10-13
Who VIII Be President?

Some persons do not seem to I'M
derstand how to vote in the West
Virgnian's guessing contest. 1t is
really a very simple proposition. and
easily understood. On page eight will
be found a coupon which may be used
in sending in your estimate. The
guesses are coming in right along
now, so send yours in before you for
get it. Do not forget the offer to give
a person guesses for getting new
subscribers. Read the offer over
again and send in the guesses.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1904-10-13
80 @-@-%-A-
s5,ooo.oo TO WAGER.

r. AS there has been more or .
less. talk in certain quarters
T. about the weakness of some q
of the Republican candidates,
q a responsible party. who has o
confidence in their ability to
T. win, and faith in the cause O
they represent, has placed
. with the West Virginian the g
sum of $5,OOO.O0 and author
A. lied it TO make the following g.
wagers:
4 81 100000 o
! That Harry Shaw will be elect
4 ed Prosecuting Attorney and T.
the whole Republican county
a. ticket with him. g
100000
a. That C. w Swisher will be o
elected Secretary of State and
a. the whole Republican State O.
/ ticket with him. w.
4 100000 g
That Roosevelt will carry
. West Virginia and be elected o
/ President.
4 100000 " O.
| That he will win all three
D bets. @
Any person desiring 20 in
4 vest his money in the man @
ner Indicated may take any
> one or-all of the bets. o
>-A-A-~-.o-A-A-A
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1904-10-13
PAINT WEARg

The oil is the nnucilage- When you
seal an envelope what makes It REMAIN
closed. Is 1t the quality Of the paper or thu
quality of the nucilage? The durability o.
paint IS the pure linse ed oilpart OF the paint
notthe pigments Pure 1inseed oil to paint.
exactly what ''a11-woolnesS' is to clothes.
Therefore you don't have to take GA
word for the quality. of Kin1och Paint. E9tl
put the quality and durability into Einloc!i
yourself when you mix your own pure LIN
seed Oil with it. kiu1och Paint is made from
the old tinle-tried N terials ed by practice!
painters everywhere. and the only differences
between kinloch" and any really high
grade ready mixed is in our selling i in
paste form, ready to thin with p;1ro lnscct:
oil. All prepared paint is FIRST ground tf1.2 :.
thick paste similar to "Kinloch." .ur E."c
stop there. The ready.mixed paint af:c-
goes on and adds the OIL (sorn ething yor-
fourteen-year-old boy cando) and the dc2 CT
and consumer have to pay tho ready
mixed paint price for that oil, or from
three to four times more THAI for oil they
know to be pure.
CadzuekZ 6. Drake. the rio1id's Ter, cor
tractors, builders of sczc1Gi STATE capitol b::tI
zmes.ekc zc,11tc " ne are ,tsin- kt-zioct PANT o.
all on, sOo1,k and find IL entirely satisfactory.
r own dealer will get "kInIocs''
n, DaJr I ntrtS Mo
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1904-10-13
Z ~ j ivIA&ssG Es

4.
Ne: srts~+J<tI1 E.i-.secti Gil. just pure lin
& sttAt'a Gil: 13...o's al! Nothing that man
v fias to-=.n+ able to invent can make any
Al raint wcor longer than the !iuseed oil in
X which, 1t is mixed.
II Everybody understood that oil IS tho
only ttatn& about paint tin at wears, there
Rsoul6 be sale for cheap ready-ni1ed
e r.aints. a prominent educatorwrote as that
f. US friend. college president, had been
syinoled by using on his fine residence
<eadY3 mixed pains advertised as frst-class.
y he asked VIII at was wrong with the paint
and AID: when the rain had soaked It
Ehoro Cgh1y. it was the most miserable look
ing til ing you ever saw
There was nothing wrong with the pant
q pigments. If they had strong color and
soverine body But the oil in the paint
Z 70 rain would have soaked" It. as pure
Etnkeed Gil paint does not take UP
Moisture. Waterproof oil clothing is cloth
eated with 1inseed oil: and no pure linseed
oil paint will wash off as long as the oil
LASS. You can't rub dry paint on a building
and make It stay there no m after how good
= che dry paint. Why mix white lead with
! unseed oil If it's the lead that wears7 Why
got mix It with watef
Wherever we hayeno agent, yo
Saryou If shown this ad., by Writing direct
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1904-10-13

run daily from New York, Philadel-
phia Baltimore and Washington, via
Petersburg and Cincinnati to ST.
Louis.
Three solid vestbuied trains are
run daily from Pittsburg, Wheeling
and Columbus via Cincinnati, to ST
Louis 0".
Magnificent coaches, sleeping cars,
observation cars and uneXce1led din
ing car service.
For illustrated folder, time table
and full information, call at ticket
office, Baltimore & Ohio Railroad.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1904-10-13
Opera House Restaurant.

The Opera House Restaurant has
opened up again and will serve its
customers as usual in hrst-class style.
It is for both ladies and gentlemen.
ALVA HAWKINS,
Manager <
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1904-10-13
BALTIMORE 8 OHIO RAJ Road
Very Low Rate sunday Excursion
Tickets on Sale May IS ss
Methods y. oulatIna

Effective May IS and com udng5
every Sunday thereafter unit furss
Their notice, the Baltimore g Ohio
Railroad will place on sale excursion
tickets between stations Of Wheeling
and Grafton, good going East bound
on regular train No. To- leaving dr.
mont at 10: So "A. M, and returnings
no regular trains No. 71-55, leaving
Grafton 12:40 noon, and $50 q :5I
and good going West bound On regular
train No. s, leaving Fairmont
A. M, and returning on regula train
No 4, leaving Wheeling att 500 F,s.ss
M. For tickets and fun Information
call on ticket agent. sssssssss
T. B. HENDERSON
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1904-10-13

Season tickets, good to return unit
December 15, 1904, to be sold daily a
cate of $26.SO, round trip.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1904-10-13

The Southern District.
Judge-Benjamin IF. Keller.
Clerk-Edwin NJ. keatley.
District Attorney-George w. Atllin-
son.
Assistant District Attorney-Elliott
Northcott.
U. S. Marshal-John X Thompson.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1904-10-13

Assistant District Attorney-Eiliott
| Northcott.
| U. S. Marshal-John X. Thompson
United States Senators.
Stephen B. Elkins and Nathan B.
Scott.
Representative In Congress.
First Observation-Disclosures B. Dove,
ner.
Second district-Alston G. Dayton
Third district-Joseph H. Gaines.
Fourth district-Harry c. Wood
yard. M-
Fifth district-James A Hughes.
State Government.
Governor-Albert B. White.
Secretary of State-Wm NJ. o. Daw-
Superintendent of Schools-Thomas
c. Miller
Auditor-Arnold c. Scherr.
Treasurer-Peter Silman.
Attorney General-Romeo II. F,reer.
Adjutant Generals. B. Baker
Commissioner of Banking-M. A.
Kendall.
Commissioner of Labor. V. Bar
ton. g. ...= .".." IA
Chief Mine Inspector. w Paul.
Supreme Court of Appeals.
George Poffenbarger. president;
Henry c. McWhorter, Henry Brannon,
Marmaduke H. Dent, Warren Miller.
Clerk-William B. Mathews
County Government.
Judge of the Circuit Court, Second
Circuit-John w. Mason
Judge of the Intermediate Court
q. S. Kendall.
Prosecuting Charles Pow
ell
Sheriff-Marcellus A. JoIliff.
Clerk of the Circuit Court-R. B.
Parrish
Clerk Of the County Court-Geo. NJ.
Jacobs.
County Surveyor. H. Wilcox.
County Superintendent of Free
Schools-Carter L. Faust.
Assessors = James L. Hayhurst,
Eastern district; ]. B. West, Western
district.
Legislators.
State Senators-Charles W. Swisher
md Ira Z. Robinson.
Members of House of Delegates
Howard R. Furbee, ]. o. McNeely and
Amos O. Stanley.
County Court
w. E. Cordray, president: Festus
Downs, S. E. Fleming. -
Fairmont District.
Justices of the Peace. G. Ben
Iington, E S. Amos.
Constables-L. C. Jones, F. M
'wisher- -.
Board of Observation-Disclosures indie
pendent District.
E. NJ. Showalter, president; o. S.
IcKinney, NJ. J. Lantz; T. w. Boyd
ton, secretary.
City Government.
Mayor-George W. Kinsey.
City Clerk. Engle.
City Collector-Charles L. Barnes.
City Treasurer. e. Powell.
City Engineer. M Prickett.
City Assessors. E. Binings1ea-
City Solicitor-A. o. Stanley.
Chief of Fire Department.. Frank
.eed.
Water Commissioner. Howard
wisher. II
Street commissioner Geo. H. Rich
rdson. .ss
Health omcer Harry Robinson. II
Chief of Police James p. Morgan. Il
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1904-10-13

Sixty day excursion tickets, final
GInit not later than December is, 1904.
60 be sold daily at rate Of s22.35, round
trip
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1904-10-13
BALTIMORE & OHIO RAILROAD

TO the Worlds Fair, Very Low Rates.
Various forms of excursion tickets
co st. Louis via Baltimore & Ohio
Rnilroad, now on sale from Fairmont
tns fol1ows:
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1904-10-13

Why nos let the Marion Claim
Agency collect that claim for you (? *
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1904-10-13

Buy your lime, Cumberland, Port
land cement, at J. L Halls Hard
ware Store. x
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1904-10-13

Fifteen day excursion tickets. to be
aofd daily at rate of slS.1J, round trip.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1904-10-13


"A
Sodby a McEfresll's Cash Grocery, RvesviLIe W. Va
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1904-10-13

Variable route excursion tickets,
either season or SIXTY day, Will be sold
going via one direct route and return
eng yta another direct route, full infor-
Snattan concerning which can be OBJ
p lined from ticket agent.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1904-10-13

United States District Courts-The
Northern District.
Judge-John J. Jackson.
Clerk-Jasper Y. Moore.
District Attorney-Reese Blizzard.
Assistant District Attorney-E. III.
Showa1ter.
U. S. Marshal-Charles D. Elliott.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1904-10-13
THE YES | YIR GIN
0FFIC IAL DIRE Glory

President OF the United States
Theodore Roosevelt. Of New York.
Secretary OF state--John Hay, OF
Ohio.
Secretary OF tho Treasury-Leslte
NJ. Shaw, of Iowa.
Secretary of war-wm. H. Taft, OF
Ohio
Attorney General-w, H. Moody. of
Massachusetts,.
Postmaster General Henry G.
Payne. Of Wisconsin,
Secretary OF the Navy--Paul Nor
ton, OF Illinois.
Secretary or the Interior-Et!lan
Allen Hitchcock. of Missouri.
Secretary of observation-disclosures
Wilson, of Iowa.
Secretary Of Commerce and Labor
Victor II. Metcalf, OF California.
President of the Senate pro tenn
pore-Willtam p. Frye. OF Maine
Speaker OF the House of Represen-
tatives-Joseph G. Cannon. of Illinois.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1904-10-13

Supreme Court of the United States
Chief Justice-Nielville w. Fuller
Associate Justices-John NJ. Harlan,
David J. Brewer, Henry P. Brown, Ed
ward D. White, Rufus w. Peckham,
Joseph McKenna, Homer Day, Oliver
Wendell Holmes, Jr.
United States Circuit Judges-Na-
than Golf and Jeter G. Pritchard.
United States District Judges-John
]. Jackson and Benjamin F. Keller.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1904-10-13

stop-overs not exceeding ten days
VIII be allowed at st. Louis on all
oneway Except Colonists' tickets to
the Pacific COAST and round trip tick
cts reading to points beyond St Louis,
szpon deposit of ticket with Validating
Agent and payment Of fee Of S1.o0.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1904-10-13

Stop-overs. not exceeding ter days
Mt each point will be allowed at Wash
4tngton, Deer Park, Mountain Lake
Park, Oakland and Mitchell, Ind, (for
French Lick and West Baden Springs)
within return limit, upon notice to
conductor and deposit of ticket with
depot ticket agent Immediately upon
arrival.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-06-15
TIRED.

Would l were lying in a field of clover
Of clover cool and soft, and scented
sweet,
With dusky clouds in deep skies hanging
over.
And scented silence at my head and feet
Just for one hour to slip the leash of worry
In eager haste from Thoughts impatient
rush.
And watch it rushing in its needless hurry:
DiSdaining wlsdom's call, or duty hush.
All. it We're sweet, where clover clumps
are meeting,
And daisies hiding, so to bide and rest:
No sound except ny own hearts sturdy
beating,
Rocking itself to sleep within my breast
Just to lie there, filled with the deeper
breathing
That comes of listening to a wild bird
song:
Our souls require at times this free I'M
sheathing-
All swords will rust in scabbard kept
too long.
And | am tired-so tired of rigid duty,
SO tired of all my tired hands find to
L yearn, 1 faint for some of life's free
beauty,
Its looser beads with no straight strings
through,
Ay, laugh. if laugh you will, at my crude
speech,
But women sometimes die of such a
Die for the small joys held beyond their
reach,
And the assurance they have all they
need.
Mary Ashley Townsend in New Orleans
Picayune.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-06-15
Whale Scratched It's Back,

On the night of April % the steamer
Mauna Loa, while lying at Keauhou,
shook and trembled, then she heeled over
to port and then heeled over to starboard.
Every body sleeping aboard was awak-
ened, everyone awake became alert;
something had happened. Somebody de-
clared it was an earthquake. A similar
experience had been met by the Mauna
Loa months before.
Capt. Simerson learned, however, that
1T was not an earthquake at all that
moved the boat, but a whale. An enor-
NOUS leviathan of the deep had sea hives.
Its back itched; it felt the sensation that
so many people experience in the tropics,
it wanted to scratch its back. There was
nothing on which to scratch until the
Mauna Loa was sighted. The whale was
reported by native fishermen to have
dived underneath the boat and scratched
its back on the keel of the vessel. The
shaking and rolling of the vessel We're
caused by the whale, so the fishermen
claimed, rubbing its back against the
bottom of the Mauna Loa. When the
whale had gotten relief from the marine
hikes it swan away.-Honolulu Pacific
Commc>Gal Advertiser.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-06-15

Felter Of 31S So. e ST., San Bernar-
dine Cal, says: For Is years my kid
neys were not performing their func-
tons properly. There was some back
ache, and the kidney secretioEs were
profuse, containing also considerable
sediment. Finally the doctors said
had diabetes. Doan's Kidney Pills
wrought a great change in my condi-
ton and now [ sleep and feel well
again
A FREE TRIAL Of this great kid
ney medicine which cured Judge Eel
ter will be mailed to any part of the
United States. Address Foster-Milburn
Co., Buffalo, n. Y. Sold by all dealers;
price so cents per box.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-06-15
The Length of a Dream.

- The other afternoon said doctor,
1 called to see patient, and, much to
my satisfaction. found him sleeping
soundly. [ sat by his bed, felt his pulse
without disturbing him, and waited for
nm to awaken. After few minutes a
dealers cart, with discordant ringing
bells. turned into the street, and as their
first tones reached me my patient opened
his eyes.
Doctor he said, I'm glad to see
you, and awfully glad that you woke me,
FOR l have been tortured by most dis
tresslng dream that must have lasted
for several hours. I dreamed that | was
SICK, as l am, and that my boy came
INTO the room with string of the most
horribly sounding bells and rang them in
my ears, while [ hadn't the power to
move or speak to aim. / suffered tor
lures for what appeared to be intermin-
able time, and I'm so glad you awoke
me-
The ringing Of those bells for one sec
ond had caused all of that dream, and
just at the waking moment" Liverpool
Post.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-06-15
HAS TRIED BOTH.
Travel for Health VS.. Dieting.

Travel for Health VS.. Dieting.
A man who was sent to Europe for
his health and finally found cure in
little change in his diet says:
II was troubled with dyspepsia for
ave years, and two doctors here in
kenosha that treated me for over
year both told me there was no help
for me. Then l had an expert from
Chicago but still received no relief;
then followed another expert from
Chicago who came to our house two
times a month for four months. He
gave me up like all the others and told
me to take a trip across the ocean,
which l did in the year 1899 and came
home about as bad as when | started.
The doctors told me my stomach lin
ing was full of sores. Then 1 began to
study my own case and learned of the
diet recommended by the Postum Ger
cal Co., so / gave up coffee, pork and
all greasy foods and began using
Postum Food Coffee. Gradually L got
better and better until / am well now
as | ever was in my younger days,
have no trouble and eat anything ut
to eat.
Sometimes away from home | am
persuaded to drink Coffee but | only
take sip of it, for it tastes bitter and
disagreeable to me. but the longer
use Postum the better | like it and the
better | feel l could say a great deal
more of my experience with Postum.
but think this will give every one a
good idea of what leaving off coffee
and using Postum can do" Name given
by Postum Co., Battle Greek, Mich.
Look in each pkg for the famous
little book, THE Road to MELVILLE"
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-06-15
THE SUPREME COURT.
Probable Changes in It's Membership I'm
der the Next Administration.

The presidential election this year will
have an important bearing on the supreme
court. A Democratic President would in
all probability mean that for the first
time since the Civil war period majority
of the justices would be Democrats In
that high tribunal politics are not sup
posed to cut much Of figure. None the
less, political parties have considerable
pride in seeing men Of their own faith
wearing the ermine.
Three of the nine justices are now
Democrats-Chief Justice Fuller, appoint
ed during Mr.. Cleveland's first term: JUS
tice White and Justice Peckham, both APP
pointed during his second term. -Four of
the justices will be eligible for retirement
before March 5, 1909. when the next pres
idential administration will have come to
an end. Of these, all except Chief JUS
tice Fuller were appointed as Republic
ans. The chief justice is eligible for re-
tirement now, but being in excellent
health and fond of the duties Of his high
office, he is not expected to relinquish his
place for some time yet. Justice Harlan
is also eligible. If he does not retire be-
fore next Marcn, he probably will do so
IN the course Of two or three years. 1t is
certain that Justice Brown will retire as
soon as he becomes 20 years old. which
will be March 2, 1906. and Justice Brew
er Will also become eligible for retirement
o little more than year thereafter.
President Roosevelt has already had
the appointment Of two members of the
court. He, as his own successor, or his
Democratic rival for the executive office,
will almost to q certainty have two Or
three more appointments. Especially in
view Of the several close decisions in great
legal questions, like the insular cases and
the merger suits, the personnel of the
court becomes matter of no secondary
Importance in the future.-W ashington
Post.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-06-15
Clock Fell When Man Fell.

Here is a strange, but absolutely true
story, in which clock plays mysterious
part. 1t was a small American timepiece
which stood on the mantelpiece in the sit
ting room in Liverpool builders house
At quarter past II one morning, few
weeks ago, the timepiece fell from the
mantelpiece to the floor. When picked
up it was found to be quite uninjured and
still going as if nothing unusual had hap
pened.
There seemed to be absolutely no rea-
son why it should have fallen, but an
hour later, when the builder came home
to his midday meal, he remarked that at
a quarter past II he fell from the top of
a building, but happily without sustain
ing any injury. His wife then described
how the clock had fallen at the same
time, and the couple pondered in vain
over the curious and utterly inexplicable
Acknowledgment Post.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-06-15
BIO Elephant Never Lies Down.

Bolivar, the African elephant at the
Paramount Park Zoo, has not lain down
for sixteen years. -Four pronounced de-
pressions in the asphalt floor of his apart
ment mark the spot where night and day
the great beast has shifted from one leg
to another Of course the elephant sleeps,
but he sleeps standing, with legs braced
and well apart. He closes his eyes, and
his keeper says, shores at night. EN-
press and Lizzie, companions Of Bolivar
sleep in recumbent posture. Bolivar
entered the Zoo in 1888. He was pre-
sented by Adam Forepaugh, and is said
to be one of the heaviest elephants in
captivity. He is vicious brute, and is
never allowed the freedom of the pad
dock.-p Philadelphia Public Ledger.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-06-15
Where the Boss Made a Mistake.
show you o

a senior Of one of our large manufac-
turing concerns came through the store
recently and noticed a boy sitting on ii
counter, swinging his legs and whistling
merrily. The senior eyed him severely
as he confronted him and inquired:
rs that al, you have to do?'
Yes, SIR
Very well; report to the cashier and
tell him to pay you off. We don't need
bows like you around here"
But, sir, said the astonshed boy, 81
don't work for you. | have just bought
some goods and am waiting for the bill!''
louisville Courier-J ournal.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-06-15

truth is contained in some of these stories.
"A veteran pensioner told me the other
day that in his boyhood he had come upon
a blind beggar on a country road.
He dropped a coin in the beggar' 3
cup, and then he entered into CONVEX
sation with the man on the begging trade.
Finally he said:
Sitting here like this, how do you tell
when it Is time for you to go home?
By the heat Of the sun, the blind
beggar answered
But suppose the sun is clouded?
THE beggar smiled
Then he said, creep behind a bush
and take peep at my watch.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-06-15
Heavens Artillery.

Coadjutor Bishop Greer tells of a
society woman he was gently Gliding for
being remiss in her attendance at church.
why don't you come oftenerY' he
asked.
ITO be frank, I'm afraid he replied.
Il don't understand"
well, there are times when it is pos
itively dangerous to enter an Episcopal
church"
when, pray?" asked the astonished
clergyman.
When there is a canon in the reading
desk, big gun in the pulpit, or when
the bishop is charging the clergy
York Times.