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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-01-12
WINNERS OF THE IVY. C.
RECORD OF YEARS. RACES.
The Ingomar Gets Astor Cup In.
stead of the EImina.

The report OF the Regatta COMMITTEES OF tho New
York Yacht Club. showing which yachts ha~,
been awarded prizes in the racing season OF 1919
was posted at the clubhouse yesterday There are
several surprises contained IN the renort I, shous
that the schooner Elmina. owned by F. T. Brew
ster. which IL was reported last summer had won
the Aston Cup time allowance from II F.
Plants Ingomar. not the winner after all
The committee found that the yacht had not bean
measured according to the racing rules and
therefore the prize goes to the Ingomar
Inc constitution won two first prizes in the
cruise-the first in the from Glen Cove To
Morris Cove and the second in the run from New
LONDON TO Newport The Columbia won Rear
Commodore Vander5ilt's cup as a second prize IN
the Newport series. The Reliance won all the
other hrss prizes IN her class in the cruise. Ths
performance of the new schooner vaInore owned
oy John Richmond. of Providence was rernarka-
Dc she Won the Vanderbilt and the Walter
cups as well as a club cup in her class The sloop
aSpirants record was the best OF all the sloops
no record was made OF the run from Newport to
vineyard Haven on July q. On account OF fog
li -y yachts were able 10 finish.
lows HS' OF winning yachts. season OF 1905, fol-
n'e snn1y B s2o5 cup1The Reliance arsS
Cup-Tha Reliance nTst 49, ''Ne-~0''' a'a0f' "Aitsrs
SS6 Goy' s Cups June IA Captain D Horn. Cup.
sss I cs 30 R. y and R. .seSm
i"o s NanGeToilrs Cup the CoIua1bra. second
s Squadron =, Run S. q ass:
x Q. trxf
4 the Asplrant first; THE Effort second: mixed
SPECIAL eassesi5eel sch0oEsr thener.ld s.,; cl.s.
the Katrina first Class the Eelin ,sthe Queen
Nap second All yachts sailing class vice-corn-
mG 4h1I, " waters tss ca1P - sspsraht,
ci sgS LS; N4Jris cove e Nsw-Laudon- SIuo cups-
CIasS O. the Latona. frst. the Katrina seoond Cas-
me Neola hrSt Class The AspAant frat; the Queen
The Vigilant. first ' ~ ~
Glass; s2s' the stoa. ,. aehssssF tbs Esr,a
te isolde second All yachts sailing ons class-EsaS-
CoInfuodoCe Na1Hderhilt'S Cup Va Iunore.
July 90 New-London Nevpert- cTuo Cups-c,ass {,
the Constitution first: Class Iugoular arsr CAS-
- the Laona, nrst; tina Ratrtta. second Class D. ths
Eainore. urst. Class r. the Veetamoe. FIRST Class 7
tne queen Nab. hrst- the Aspirant.
Mira hTss Special prize 70 The cossack. z. 2.
Spefal classes Keel schoonerS the
G the Latona first Class I mo Queer NAB rrse: fns
Isolde, second Class J. the AsEtrsnt nrar-
Rear Commodore Vanderbtsts CtypS--An schoorerS a
the Queen Nab - va N+'''s
July % Vineyard Haven to Sevporx Gas. O. ths r.
lance first; Class B. the InEornar d-st; Class rs.
the WeetarnoTe, first " - ~ '
Commodore Walters Cups-Au schooas, An I'M,
Asptrant- - ~ ~-@S~ N-'
Ast9r cups judy 23-5chooner Irspnra-. sloop Isolde
IysiscrStn Cup July 2A--Steana yacht Rarayshsr
fl1et captain RobiIsons Cup. .Etfy 2s-Vaouoro
BuzzardfS CuEs-The NasnuAe
Councillors Bournes Tuiy
as one class-Th. Carolina - --
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-01-12
HIS TOUR OF WORLD, MOSTLY AFooT
German Student Trying to Win $4,000
Wager-Gives Money to Charities

DR. Osisar Ra6vancr, Z German student from the
University OF Bucharest, Rumania, who is making
a to1r of the world a wager arrived yesterday
an tbs ITuouria He called at Police Headquarters
and Secretary Howell gave him a signed state
rnent showing proof OF his arrival He is supposed
to walk wherever It is possible.
Radvaner said he left Bucharest in July 1896
under an arrargernent with jockey club Of that
Mace which Is TO pay his expenses. A prize OF
about SIS99,0 awaited him. he declared. in the
event OF MS completing his tour within seven
wears from the time Of starting. SO far. he has
covered about sixty-two thousand miles by water
and land end has visited the principal countries Of
Europe and Asia
At many places he gave lectures and had been
acrIsf Oulcd 10 giving various amounts 10 worthy
Charities lie gave 500 TO local charity before
e.artinP ~ the afternoon for Boston. On leaving
police HEADQUARTERS he went TO the Waldorf. lie Is
nientifuIly supplied with money. On the steamer
he gave $50 for tho concert for the beaeht OF the
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-01-12
NEw-oRLEANs ENTRIES FOR TO-DAY.

First purse; furlongsJ-Seagraves. 1c5; d.
aphsn9us lo5 Second Sight lOo Arthur lv3 Tom DAY
Shark l15
Second race Selling six furIongs)-Ralph Young. 80:
Nestry "a; Velos s6; Julia Junn 30; Caterpillar 100
Alpaca l02, Bounding, 1872; Toga, lui; Jove. loi jim
along. 100: Locke l07; Little Jack Horner. lo7
Third furlOngsShpTt Gaze. CSpTfeIhe
%; OsrCh %. Fort Plain. 81 Harmalss 81 safeguard
lci Rankin. l0s GALES lO6; Burgoyne. 1O6 captain AT
mold Ill
Forth (seIling; mile and furIong)-PoTpno
"a; Gin Spray, %: Larry Wit o.: Reckoner, 81; Eliza
Dillon. 81 Illuminate 80, . Rosenfeldt 90: Dutch Car
ter ~; Malay. so. Trocadero. 1U2,
Fin race selling one mile and fuTons)0EuEsnia
back. %: Georgia Gardner. 81 H. L Coleman, 81 fi-
rates Daughter OF; Lou Woods go Baronet 90; Kitty
Clyde. 1O3.
sixth selling: mile and sixteenth)Hegira
Sc: Apple Bloom. 30: Royal Pirate. 9S Barca 90 Lady
Matchess. % IIiawasa 93; Shotgun, o. Hist: 9S VIII
Shelly, 1922 Decoration 1c3 Our Nugget, lo5; Medal 100
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-01-12
DAsHIELL NAvWs FOOTBALL COACH.
IBY TELEGRAPH TO The rRIBr-yE

Annapolis, Md, Jan u.-At a meeting OF the
executive committee OF the Navy Athletic Asso-
citation it definitely agreed 10 select Professor
Paul ]. Dashieu as the head coach OF the Naval
Academy football team. The appointment OF
Professor Dashiell was first suggested through the
Midshipmen's Athletic Association at a meeting
some time ago. II practicable. Professor Dashieu
Will the duties OF head coach, beginning
with the next football season, and only coaches
graduate or professional that may be needed for
the work of the team viii be selected through him.
The executive committee also elected the follow
ing officers OF the Navy Athletic Association o
the ensuing year: Commander, Charles J. Badger,
president eX-offiCio: Commander W +. HAlSey
Terry. treasurer
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-01-12
GEORGETOWN CREW START TRAINING.

Washington, Jan 1.-THE candidates for the
Georgetown crews had their first practice on the
machines to-day. Six OF last years varsity which
rowed second at Poushkeepsie last June In the
intercollegiate regatta. are eligible this season.
Contributors for the crew fund being received
from the alumni, and the rowing association
poets to have enough subscriptions by spring to
maintain the crow.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-01-12
INTEREST IN FLORIDA AUTO RACES.

Much interest Is being taxed among aufon,,
eilsts in the races to be held AT Ormoud- paytons
Beach. beginning on January r. especially sine.
Rarney Oldheld has announced that he would n,.et
W. X Vanderbilt. jr, there OIdhed's ponterou,
Winton racer and VanderbiIr's 3O-horsepov.r Mar
GedeS are both capabie of a mile n As seconds
The beach Will give Odfielt the golden opportI1nffv
which he has long been looking for OF letting on,
the machine to It's fastest speed S@'
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-01-12
THAYER sTEEPLEcHAsg STEWARD

AT an adjourned meeting OF the stewards OF the
National Steeplechase and Hunt Association baId
at the Office of the association yesterday ar yvbfr
j. II. Alexandra. S. S. Rowland. b. F. CLYDE ! q
Follansbee, r. c. Hooper. H. ]. Morris H s Page
and j. T. Widener present E. V r. Thaver
OF BOSTON, was elected a steward. MI the va
Sancy caused by the resignation of j. G. Heckscber
me following stewards were elected as the ex-
ecutlNe committee for 190i Messrs. Hooper Morris
A4eAandre, toliansbee, Rowland. Page and Wide.
ner, , Inc Country Club of Boston received the
20 1904, for its annual meeting
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-01-12
sHAkEuP TO CONE AT CITY HALL.

Il was rumored yesterday that Police commis-
soheT AchdOo contemplated making r. "shakeup"
I'nong the policemen tho city Hell and in other
apartments Asked about the runor lie said that
% recent visit 10 the city Hall lie noticed thai
1eie seemed to BE- great many more men there
-sA were really needed These were sta
a. so there during the day and did patrol duty
49, No plan IA mind whereby he would reduce
OH lorce. Complaints had been received that IN
60. NelitIt ntents many young men were holding
IsAg Places n the near future M. McAdoO said
duty N Ell" some O. ihess men bAek 10 ld''o'
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-01-12
RYAN AND o'eRIEn POST FoREE,rs

Philadelphia. Jan u-~Tomuy'' Ryan. or Kan
sas City, the champion midfeweight puglfst or
the West to-day posted with Bert Crowhurst ~
this city. his $500 forfeit for his fight with Jack,
o Brien OF Philadelphia the middle and hssv,,
weight champion of England. O'Brien also nos,as
his forfeit. The men viii meet for purse ~ & ~
on the night OF January y at the National Stb
Ietic Cub IN this city. All
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-01-12
CHESS EXPERTS PLAY FOR sCHwAB
Pillsbury and Hodges Meet on Sunday After
noon to Please Steel Mans Friends.

IT. n. Pilsbury. the American chess champion
and A B. Hodges played match game Of chess
at the house OF Charles NJ Schwah on Sunday
afternoon Mr. Schwab invited a few friends TO
enjoy with him the contest OF the two experts
Hodges Won the toss for the move. and. on play
ing P-ki. Pill5bury relied upon the Siciian de-
fence. Up 10 the middle stage Of the game every
thing went even; later on, however PiIlsbury es-
taoLshed a superior position and after thirty
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-01-12

N tne supreme Court. at Cortland to-day O. u
Kellogg. attorney for Mr. Buckiip moved N have
me Indictment dismissed. inasmuch as Assistant
s sct ATTORNEY Gray refused to move 1t for trial
u.s. 10 zee orbes took the case under consideration
ana VIII announce later whether no viii dismiss
TIE Indictment Nv wa N+7''i-9S
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-01-12
10 cpEcIsiom IN eucKLln's CASE.

hafnton. =. y. Jan 1.-THE case OF David
.rsnn' manager for Richard A Garfield. who is
g. indictment the charge of conducting a.
As holS@. up before Justice Forbes
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-01-12
Time Is Too Valuable Nowadays

To spend hours, or even minutes, in
hunting for names, dates, etc. Even if
you have "time to burn" it is foolish to
waste it in searching for this or that
fact when
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-01-12
coNEY ISLAND DIRECTORS REELECTED

The Coney Island Jockey Club. at a meeting held
directors. -
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-01-12
j. j. RYAN is REINST.4TED.
Highland Park Jockey Club Lets
HIM and Trainer Back, ON Turf

De''oIr Jan. h-The Highland Park Jockey Club
as te''iS'ated John J. Ryan and his trainer Jou-
bert Speers who were ruled off the turf FOR ..I,s
ing me mare Caroline K at the Fort Erie track
-, "a 4o 80 Inc cuo considered that they had been
suI1ciently punished for their offence
1onn j. Ryan the Western get rich quick man.
set the hearts of would-be plungers 10 beating last
IAN with the tales of his wonderful luck In the
oetuns ring on local tracks until he was ruled of
oy the stewards OF the Jockey Club at a meeting
held on October 81 The stewards based their ac-
ton TO his ruling Off the turf at Fort Erie for the
running or Caroline n. He was declared ruled OFF
u'ueF RUE 49, Part O. Of the rules OF racing until
Such tlme as he was reinstated BY the authorities
VINO ruled him off. As he has now been allowed
oack on the turf by the club that originally put him
on ne will undoubtedly furnish material for won
IIerIuL u44es or the sudden acquisition of wealth
however II was not noticed that many OF the
ooohnakers mad 10 quit business in the time of his
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-01-12

Time. 1:444.. sllur4an. Ben Mcp,u, ara p,.,,.
Neti '1SDNui anu Flercs J. also
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-03
WHAT DOCTORS MAKE.
Practitioners Is T750-Educntion
n Costly Item of Expense.

There are about 100000 doctors in
the United States, or about one for
every $50 people says Leslie's Month
ly. II has been approximately esti-
mated that the average yearly income
of these men is $3.50 or that the pub
lie In the country pays $150,000, 900
annually for medical attendance, omit
ting entirely the money spent for pat
ent medicines, which brings millions
of dollars to manufacturers. or the
amounts spent for doctors prescrip-
lions, or paid to Quacks and CONNER
cial doctors. The preparation for the
practice of medicine that gives a man
good standing in the profession
means an expense Of literally speak
ing, $4,000 for four years in reput.
able medical school, 81 900 for general
expenses during two years hospital
service, and perhaps another $1,000
for setting up in practice. A year or
two in Europe is also help.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-03
MAY DEFEAT DEATH.
Life Seemingly Extinct Is Sometimes
Restored by Recourse to He
role Treatment.

DIR. Grille presented short paper ON
this subject, in which he gave summary
of experimental data, says the New York
Medical Journal When asphyxia
caused failure of the heart and repira-
ton vigorous artificial respiration usu-
ally restored their function when admin
istered within few seconds 1t was
effective in an inverse ratio to the time
that had elapsed; 1t was rarely effective
after 40 seconds. BY the addition of sa-
line infusion larger proportion of ant
mails could be resuscitated after the
lapse of a little longer time. Rhythmic
pressure upon the heart, either through
the thorax or direct pressure within the
thoraX was also an aid,
The effect Of the traumatsm TO the
heart by the direct method partially
counterbalanced the benefit from this
measure. Nitroglycerin. alcohol and
digitalis were useless rapidly alternat-
ing the posture, head up. then head down,
wasnot effective, Suspending the animal
head down and making rhythmical
pressure upon the heart was an effective
method This method gave the brain
the advantage of gravity; it provided a
moderate artificial circulation as we'll as
respiration. II could be promptly ap-
piled The addition of saline infusion
increased the effectiveness of the meth
Cd Animals apparently dead for peri
DDS up to Is minutes were resusCitated
by the combined effect of artificial respi-
ration, rhythmic pressure upon the heart
and the infusion of adrenalin, Adrena-
lin, when injected directly into the cham
Der or into the wall of the heart, caused
fibrillar contractlons, after which the
heart could not be resuscitated. After
manual compression of the heart and
infusng adrenalin the blood pressure
could be raised even higher than the
normal. Respiration in some instances
was partially restored,
Experiments in which saline infusion
was substituted for adrenalin and which
were unsuccessful were promptly sue
cessful on adding adrenaln. In pa
tient with crushed skull whose heart
had ceased beating for nine minutes
resuscitation of the heart for 81 minutes
by this method was made, During the
operation for the elevation of the de.
pressed bone the patient moved his head
Another patient apparently dead from
a severe crushing of the base of the skull
was partially resuscitated "a minutes
after the apparent death The proofs
of the apparent death was absence Of
respiration, absence of heart sound or
stethoscopic auscultaton and as fina
proof on opening the iuglag vein there
was absolutely no circulation. In thi:
case the blood pressure rose at so nm
at one time; voluntary respiration ap
peared. These evidences of vital actor
continued for "a minutes,
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-03
The Most Common Disease.

Yorktown, Ark, Feb. 29th.-Leland
Williamson, M. d., a successful and clever
local physician, says:
There is scarcely another form of dis
ease physician is called upon so often
TO treat as Kidney Disease. | invariably
prescribe Dodds Kidney Pills and am not
disappointed in their effect for they are
always reliable. | could mention many
cases in which have used this medicine
with splendid success, for example, |
might refer to the case of Mr.. A. Ii. Cole.
Age 81, greatly emaciated, some fever,
great pain and pressure over region of
Kidneys, urine filled with pus or eorrup.
ton and very foul smelling and passed
some blood. Directed to drink great
deal of water, gave brisk purgative and
Dodd's Kidney Pills. The pills were con-
tinued regularly for three weeks and then
a few doses every week, especially if pa
tent felt any pain in region of Kidneys.
Cured completely and patient performed
his duties as farm laborer in four weeks"
DR.. Williamson has been a regular prac-
tjtioner for over twenty years, and his
unqualified endorsement of Dodd's Kidney
Pills is certainly a wonderful tribute to
this remedy
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-03

ISAAC BROCK. a citizen of McLen-
i nan county, Texas, has lived for | IA
years. In speaking of his good
health and extreme old age, Mr. Brock
says.
"Peruna exactly meets all my require
ments. 1t protects me from the evil ef-
fects of sudden changes; it keeps me in
good appetite; it gives me strength; II
keeps my blood in good circulation.
have come to rely upon it almost en-
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-03

When. the Editor read 10000 Plants for
Ice, he could hardly believe it, but upon
second reading finds that the John A.
Salzer Seed Co., La Crosse, Wis, than
whom there are no more reliable and ex-
tensive seed growers in the world, makes
this offer. This great offer is made to get
you to test Salzer' . Warranted Vegetable
Seeds.
They will send you their big plant and
seed catalog, together with enough seed
to grow
1000 fine, solid Cabbages,
1000 delicious Carrots,
1900 blanching, nutty Celery,
1900 rich, buttery Lettuce,
1000 splendid Onions,
1000 rare, luscious Radishes,
1000 glorously brilliant Flowers.
ALL FOR But 16c POSTAGE.
providing you will return this notice, and
i you will send them zoe in postage. they
will add to the above package of ia.
nous Berliner CaulAower. tx. Il
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-03
Pe-ru-na Used in the Family for
Years.

Mrs. L. West, 1877 Main street, Menasha,
Wis, writes: I'VE have used Peruna in
our family for a number of years and
when | say that it is fine medicine
for catarrh and colds, | know what !
am talking about. have taken 1t every
spring and fall for four years and
find that 1t keeps me robust, strong
with splendid appetite and free from
any illness. A few years ago 1t curet
me of catarrh of the stomach, which
the doctors had pronounced incurable.
am very much pleased with Peruna.
am 81 years old. Mrs e. West.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-03

Monroe was explaining his famous
doctrine.
There must be no foreign alliances
or entanglements," he exclaimed.
But. James" whispered his wife,
"the Irish cook says she will leave II
we don't discharge the Swedish maid. "
Hopelessly the great man sank into
a chair and brought his powers OF d.
plomacy to bear on the subject.-N. Y.
Times.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-03
His Reward.

81 thought" he said that | knew
how to make love"
"And don't you?"
We'll, it didn't seem to work right
when | told Rose she was the only girl
had ever loved"
What did she say?"
She said she'd never marry liar. :"
Chicago Post,
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-03
A Limit to the Division.

Duripg a recent session of the house Of
representatives Mr.. Grosvenor, of Ohio,
arose in his place and intimated that the
gentleman who had the floor Was trans.
crossing the limit of debate.
81 thought it was understood" said the
from Ohio divided his time with me-"
True" responded Mr.. Grosvenor, sim.
ply. but | did not divide eternity with
you!"-N. Y. Tribune.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-03
Generous.

Mamma" said the little one, there .
. girl in the next block that's lot sicker
than | am"
You're not very sick, Pet" replied the
mother; mot even in bed You'll be out
playing again in day or So"
Il know it, mamma, SO don't you think
We ought to do something for the little
girl that's so much scker?"
What would you like TO do?"
I'D like to send her that nasty medi.
cine the doctor left for me- '-Chicago
Post.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-03

Patience-You know Harry, who
boards over the way?
Patrice-Yes, yes,
We'll he lost his collar button week
ago"
Indeed"
Yes; but he found it yesterday in a
mnce pie they had for dinner!"-'
Yonkers Statesman.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-03
Strong and Vigorous at the Age Of
EiahtY-eiaht.

Rev. ]. N. Parker, Utica, N. Y, writes:
"In June, 1901, lost my sense OF hear
ing entirely. My hearing had been some
what impaired for several years, but not
so much affected but that | could hold
converse with my friends; but iii June,
1901, my sense of hearing left me so that
| could hear no sound whatever was
also troubled with severe rheumatic
pains in my limbs. | commenced taking
Peruna and now my hearing is restored
as good as It was prior to June, 1901. My
rheumatic pains are all gone. cannot
speak too highly of Peruna, and now
when lightweight years old can say 1t
has invigorated my whole system
Rev. ]. N Parker.
Mr.. w. B. Schnader, Of Terre HILL Pa,
writes:
~ got sick every winter and had
spell of cold in February, 1899, | could
not do anything for almost two months.
In December, 1899, saw one of your books
about your remedies. Then | wrote 10
DR. Hartman for advice, and he wrote
that should commence the use OF Pc
runa, and how to take care Of myself.
81 did not lose one day last winter that
could not tend to my stock. am sixty
three years old. and cannot thank you
too much orwhaty you have done for me-
If you do not derive prompt and salts
factory results from the use Of Peruna,
write at once to DR.. Hartman, giving a
full statement Of your case and he will
be pleased to give you his valuable ad-
vice gratis.
Address DR.. Hartman, President Of
Tho Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus o
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-03
Benjamin Hawkes. of Washington c. Is One OF the Three Living
Comrades Grant His Cadet Days at West Point


tirely for the many little things for
which need medicine.
When epidemics of la grippe first
began to make their appearance in this
country was a sufferer from this dis
case.
Il had several long sicges with the
grip At first | did not know that
Peruna was a remedy for this disease
When heard that la grippe was cpl
demic catarrh, tried Peruna for la
grippe, and found It to be just the
thing. Isaac Brock.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-03
Just What He wanted.

He was showing his wife house in the
suburbs that he contemplated purchas-
ing.
How do you like it, dear?" he asked.
"Oh, I'm delighted" she replied. Its
beauty fairly renders me speeches..
That settles It," said the other half
of the sketch. "I'll buy 1t this after
noon and Wen move out tomorrow
Cincinnati Enquirer.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-03
An Awful Jolt.

Saphead- in advance chat
we were-aw going to have beastly
hawd wintah, doneher know.
Miss Castique-Indeed! And how did
you know it!
'I-aw-felt it in me bones"
Really? Then you are a believer in
the old goose-bone theory. Cincinnati
ENQUIRER,
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-03

80 you are engaged, l hear, and when
Does the wedding come off" asked
Teddy.
Said Ned, with sigh for what might have
been,
I'm afraid II is off already"
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-03
Why She Was worried.

Il wonder who that woman is whose
hat is on crooked, and who looks both
cred half to DEATH" said man on the
back platform of a street car
That's my wife," said Mr.. Meekton.
She's bothered to death for fear she
won't get to her Don't Worry club in
time to attend the election of officers
Washington Star.