The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-11-29

where you're wrong. Ye can see ivry
wan av tn good old standards in ivry
new show that's putt on. Th' day afther
a show at Niblo's Garden. They was an
1rishman In the play named Casey and
,Dutchman named schwarlsmeier.
5" .Whin Is a dire not dure7 says
Casey. wild a sly luck irf his eye.
=" 'Nein, aIch cam nlcht sage says
schwa rtzmeier scratchin' his hid.
.si"s'Whin It's a Jar says Casey, breakan.
Into a. merry bust av laughter, In which
tn awjunce jined. Trim, widout a mos
mnt's delay. Casey pulls meat ak from
l i1n re ! WOOD WOOD fiure which schwaarts.
meier wears undher his hat.
!" There Gays casey. 7 guess I've
drove that into yere thick hid
Aa''WulL' says o'Brien to men. What
.'Nothilt.. says i, except thatI seen tn
same thing night bayfure lasht ut tn
first performance on amy stage av TIL now
specta cuIar musical COMEDY. "rh htyste-
rlous Monarch av Muck. tell We.
.o'Brien we're did wrong II We think !, u, n
lived up to-. Nothin's could be more touch
in than TIL way in which actor people
.ar-r-e thrue an'lyeal to their old friends
'Alebbe SO, says o!Brien.. wild a sigh.
but they've got SO now they'll dramatize
a soap advertisement
80 An why not?'s I says. Amt tn
writn' avs advertisemints tn Dist paid and
nosl influential form av lteracfGre?
Wud We have tn pote go back to TIL
time vvttn he whrote about field daisies
an mouse's nists an walked around TIL
sthreets bare footed, lookin' for a lad to
give him tin cints for holdln' his hor-r-se!
Nowadays he calls III his private sekitary
an distates anEinspirin' an ilivattn GIN
av thought like this:
ss55 =. Don't lose hope! @
Use Brown's soap!
..He thrades that, of for naughtymo-
bill an a couple aV country seats an
ssplnds tn rist av his days runnin over
tn pisents along tn road an openin'
S.Th throuble Wild you, Hogan says
O'Brien, is that We have no appreciation
Huh, says. you're wrong again;
commerce? It's tn fine ar-r-t av holdin,,
on to livrythn' we've got your.lf an takin'
lvrythin' tn other felly has away from
him. It's an art we all aV US appreciate
an most av US ARE pra cticin :.
...But what says O'Brien has all that
got to do Wild TIL ilivation av tn stage?
.,.'saIt t has ,ivrythin' to do, says. .rli
d tsit t az TIL fine art av commerce
They take yere money away from ye an
give We liss for. ut than th'2leadin' artists
= amy other line Come o. m they say
furnished be tn will-known dhressmaker.
Mms La. Fitte, who will be on hand IN tn
lobby riddy to take ordhers for duplicates
at low prices. Who'll wear EN-? Let's
see. now forgit whether It's tn la LADY y
childer wake. bayfure lasht or tn beauti,,
fpl chorus girl who srayclnty eloped VIZ yl'
oliver oil thrust. TIL play?.I dunno
whittier they's a play or not? Seems e, 70
me there is wan, though. Who's It by!
Be our own tainted stage carpenter, as
sisted by several av TIL leadin sign paint
ers av New York. Havin been kept rum
In for six months on Broadway at q treat
loss. we feel sure that all you .rubes u
be glad av tn opportunity to irilp us git
our money back. Come on now, quit look
In at the lake an hurry to see tn dishp3n
full av real wa tter, which forms tn eli,
max av tn third act.
"'Will, till me now, says o Brien,. do
We see amy show at all for q revival av
good plays an fine actin on tn stage?'
~" I do I says. 'Jist as soon as they's
a revival av common honesty In business,
av real sincerity In religion, av justice IN
tn dealins bechune man an man. thers 4,
on this stage. An may be there to see."