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The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-10-09
THE POINT OF VIEW.

FUDGE D. CADY HERRlCk, demo-
cratic nominee for Governor OF the
~ State of New York, has long been
known as a wit among his associates
on the Bench and his friends in the legal
fraternity. Not long since he was IN Mon
tieello, Sullivan county, trying the case OF
Mrs Kate Taylor, who shot her nusoano
and then chopped him up with an axe ana
burned portions of his body IN the kitcnen
stove. The jury found the woman gullty OF
murder in the second degree and Judge
Herrick sentenced her to life lmprisoh.
ment. One evening during the course OF
the trial, after court had adjourned Judge
Herrick was asked if he could tell why
so many more women than men hooked 70
the little court house and listened with
such intense interest to each detail OF the
crime.
.srhat reminds me-" said the Judge, with
a smile. "of the story of the confederate
veteran who gave aims to an old U. A Il.
cripple. The Union soldier had lost both
legs and one arm in the war and mace
living by begging, dressed in the uniform
which had caused his condition. When
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-10-09
CALIFORNIA .tEcFION ELEPHANT M DRIED APRIcOLC

vilion, built of corn and surmounted with
a huge ear of the cereal on top of dome,
occupies the centre of this section. At
each corner OF the Missouri space IS a
column of corn supporting statue SYM
bolical of agriculture.
Indiana has a monument in honor Of
King Corn forty feet high, surmounted by
a statue of that happy monarch, done in
corn of various colors and bearing a corn
stalk seeptre of formidable size. Each
side of the pedestal of this monument
bears large picture, in almost life size.
done entirely in parts of the corn plant IN
natural colors. Probably the most strik-
ing of these Is representation of an old
time Indian, chief, contentedly smoking
his pipe. while his women folks dig in the
field nearby. The picture is boldly exc
cu,ed by an Indiana artist. and is strlk-
ing in it's coloring and faithfuIness 20
detail.
IN ENDLESS DETAIL
Similar pictures of typical farm scenes
are a feature of the main Missouri display,
where every effort is made not only to
pIease the eye of the visitor but to at
tract interested attention to the fertility of
Missouri fields and their proximity to ex-
cellent markets All these pictures are
done by Missouri artists entirely with the
products of farms in the State Missouri
also is careful to be unstinted i'll the guam
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-10-09

pied by Missouri and California. The ex-
hibit is in charge of Mr.. ]. H. Durkee and
his assistant, Mr.. Howard Moor, one Of
whom is always present when the building
is open to the public. Around the space
runs brass railing. The floor is polished
and kept immaculate. The exhibits are ar
ranged In pyramids and along rows Of
shelves and tables, avoiding any attempt
at elaborate decoration. The intention is
to let the various products speak for Them
selves. and this they do eloquently. Sew
eral pyramids are devoted to wines and
LIQUORS of the kinds which have been fam
Gus for many years. Other pyramids are
built I'D of bottles of mineral waters, es-
pecially those from the springs at Sara
toga. Extensive lines of preserved fruits
and vegetables are shown. One side OF
the square is given over largely to the indi-
yidual exhibits of noted seedsmen. whose
goods are sold all over the country, es-
peciauy those in and near Rochester.
There is quite fair showing of tobacco
and on tables grouped around the thatch-
rooted office in the middle of the space are
shown fresh potatoes and other vegetables
from the most fertile sections of the En-
pire State.
Close to New York section is an ex-
tensive space devoted to a corn display
from the various States, in addition to the
showing of that cereal made in the in
diyidual State sections. Mssouris pa
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-10-09
KNEW HIS ANATOMY.

T~HAT picturesque agure. Francis W.
I Cushman. OF the State OF Washing
ton. has a breezy and original mode
of expressing himself at times.
year or two ago Mr.. Cushraan. VINO
was extremely DESTROYS OF reaching Wash
ington in order to attend an extra session
of Congress, experienced considerable de-
lay III reaching his destination. When he
did the session was about at an end. The
delay had been occasioGed by a law suit
in which Cushman WAS interested which
necessitated his going 10 Alaska. He es-
timated that. counting the trip 70 Alaska
from the State OF Washington AID, back.
the journey to Washington had caused
him TO. travel more than seven thousand
miles. So when Mr.. CEsll:nan arrived at
the national capital he was. as he himself
confessed, 4 bit cross. In reply to ques-
ton by a friend whether. after the long
and rough journey, he was NOT sore" the
Washington man said
Sore! I should say I vast am sore
from the ambitious TO the Eaphratss and
from tho home base to the eqaater
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-10-09

from the German colonial possessions.
France. too. gives extensive space. to wines
and cordials, an enormous champagne vat
being one of the principal features of the
section. Scotland's display runs princi-
pally to the kind of spirits which remind
the consumer Of the peat fires, whence
they are supposed to obtain their flavor.
Brazil and Mexico give their principal at
tention to coffee and tobacco. as does Peru.
Argentina goes in more for grains, grasses
aud vegetables Tea, rice and soy COM
prise the central features of the Japanese
exhibit. East India and Ceylon also show
tea in many shades of green and black.
Canada has a large space devoted to ex-
plotting the resources of the soil in the
vast area which inhabitants of the Do
minion like to call the future granary OF
the British Empire" Much literature Is
distributed to inquirers, and an earnest
effort is made TO induce desirable families
to emigrate to the fertile lands of Mani
toba and the Northwest Territory.
NO EXPENSE SPARED.
The extreme west side Of the vast build
ing is almost entirely occupied with in
diyidual displays by the manufacturers OF
va rioris food products. Here some curious
scenes are enacted every day, for the ex-
hibitors spare no expense in attracting at
tention to their goods and give them away
in quantities. One may get a cup of cof-
fee, tea or cocoa; crackers and biscuit Of
a dozen kinds; breakfast foods almost
without limit; and even tiny sandwiches
of cheese and potted meats for the asking
if business happens to be trifie slow
The attendants at the booths hasten to ex-
tend urgent invitations to all who
happen TO come within reach Expert
ments By unbiased visitors who have had
time to spend in this direction Indicate
that one could sustain life fairly we'll On
these free-wil offerings of manufacturers
indefinitely. indeed, according to the ex-
hibitors, not a few regular visitors of the
Exposition always include the Palace of
Agriculture in their daily programme and
never, by any means, manage to miss the
free lunch distribution.
The individual State exhibits comprise by
far the largest share Of the displays In
the building and occupy more than half the
space. Less than this could not fittinsly
have set forth the agricultural possibilities
of the naticn-an industry with an invested
capital greater than any other. employing
more labor than any other ard above all
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-10-09
THE POLITE DRUMMER.

MR.. TOM L. JOHNSON. of Cleveland.
NJ Ohio. tells of a rather neat retort
lmade by young man employed as a
commercial drummer to an unkind
observation made by a young woman
whom he had met at the house OF mu-
tual friend in the city mentioned.
In the course of their conversation the
young woman in question, who is Of East
ern origin, inquired as to the occupation
of the young man.
Il am commercial traveller, remarked
the chap medestly
How very interesting exclaimed the
young lady in patronizing tone. DO
you know that in my part of the country
commercial travellers are not received in
good society,"
The young fellow bowed politely. They
are not here, either. madam, he replied
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-10-09
A CURIOUS DUEL.

a AAURUS JOKAI, the famous Hunsa-
NJ RAN novelist, established several
| / he wspapers, and though he gave little
attention to them after they. were
once fairly started he was always ready
to assume the responsibility for eny arti-
cles that appeared in them.
For this reason when Frank Pllsl1y. a
noted member of the Diet, told him that he
had been. bitterly attacked in che of his
journals and that he would expect him
elther TO apologize or fight a duel he cooily
replied that he would not apologize and
that he would fight him at any hour and
place he might name. The two therefore
fought. and after the contest was over
JoKai went up to his opponent, shook him
warmly by the hand and said:-'Now that
/ Have given you every satisfaction WIZ
thank you to tell me why we have fought:
Yop complain about an article ill one OF
my ~ pers, but didn't write the article
nor have [ read it, nor even seen it. Come.
tell me Mat there was in it that disoieased
you 50 much"
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-10-09

the Confederate veteran passed him on the
street he pulled a five dollar bill from ms
pocket and handed it to the federal 'e'e-
eran.
:" Why did you do that?' asked a frieno
of the Confederate, who was with aim at
the time.
We'll answered the old southerner.
he is the first Yankee that / ever saw
trimmed to my TASTE
That" the Judge continued, us the
reason why so many women come to see
this unfortunate woman tried for her l1fe
They want to get good look at a woman
who had the nerve to trim her nus
band as they would like to see theirs
trimmed
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-10-09
THE MARRIAGE PROBLEM.

7TBRAHAM HUMMEL in conversation
u with a client, was asked his opinion
tof. the best. way to increase the. na-
sions revenue in event of a war with
One Of the great Powers.
II haven't given the matter any serious
consideration said the attorney, land
wouldn't care 10 express an opinion
But don't you think an enormous sum
could be raised by taxing all bachelors
over the age of thirty ?''
-Marbe: but just fancy what a stupen-
doUs amount could be realized by assessing
every married man who wishes he were
a bachelor againi"
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-10-09
POLITICAL ECONOMY.

HR. HENRY LOOMS NELSON, OF
| hWilIiams College, Mass, was spec
- tator some years ago at a political
parade The marchers became in
volved in dispute with a crowd Of hood
lums and soon were in the midst Of fierce
battle Stones, clubs and fists caused
havoc, and when the police arrived it was
found necessary to send for the ambu-
lance. DR.. Nelson assisted the police and
was endeavoring to revive u nlarcher who
had fallen unconscious.
When the man recovered his seEsss
he looked about dazed and questioned az
to what had happened. lie was told and
the ambulance surgeon said comforting
ly:-~My man, that blow came pretty near
fracturing your skull. That's solid
head of yours"
Then thanks be 70 ths speaker Tor the
evening" moaned the victim. lie made
me carry his speech In my head so thar
would know when to lead the gang al
the proper. time in applause.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-10-09

WONDERFUL mixture of beauty
and utility, solid matters of fact
IA and fantastic notions, is the agri-
~ cultural display at the Worlds
Fair in ST. Louis. Choice products
Of the soil from the ends of the
- earth are gathered there side by
side With the newest and Oldest things In
farm machinery and devices intended
sometimes, in the case of the older inven-
tt6ns. only intended-to save human labor.
The men who planned the exhibit had it
in mind. first of all, to make the display
comprehensive That they succeeded Is
quickly demonstra ted by one look at the
vast Interior of the Palace of Agriculture,
more than sixteen hundred feet long, six
hundred feet wide, splendidly GROWING
commanding HILL This hill, where for
merry stood the country house of a prom
fnent st. Louis man. Hes just west of
Slftnller road, that thoroughfare whose
blleolic charms and striking name the lat
ten acquired from the St. Louis man just
BeptlhnedD have stirred the emotions OF
many a pensive poet or excited the gentle
iests of hopeful humorists
Now where formerly was only the Wild
WOOD are long avenues of weil-kept trees,
between which are wide stretches of vel
vety lawns and marvellous beds Of foliage
plants, shrubbery and flowers. And tow
ering above ALL are the massive outlines
.
the.universal exposition, temple devoted
TO the glorifcation of Mother Earth in her
most immediate aspect--that of provider
Of food for all her children.
The provender yielded by nature, row
ever, has taken on many forms with which
nature had nothing to do before It reacasd
the Palace of Agriculture. and in number
less respects there have been further
changes afterward, fer manufactured aud
preserved articles of food are included In
the displays, and these certainly are Tar
from the first aspect of fruits and grains.
All the foreign countries which have eX-
hibits at the fair are well represented in
the Palace Of Agriculture. England and
France, in addition to their other displays,
give demonstration of the cookery CT
those countries in Well-appointed Kitchens
which are open to public inspection. They
are literally patronized.
EUROPE'S CONTRIBUTION
Germany shows much wine and beer,
AMENITIES of field and orchard products
aud a considerable display of natures gifts
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-10-09
HOW TO PASS HATTERAS.

THE late Senator Vest, of Missouri, was
fond of telling story regarding a
friend of his who was in terrible dread
of the ordeal involved in passing Cape
Hatteras. This man was a confirmed vic
tim of seasickness, and while he made
many trips on the ocean, he always looked
with fear to that period of time when the
vessel would be passing the tumultuo1s
sea in and around Hatteras. Returning
from one of his trips, he announced with
10y a cure for the dreaded Hatteras period.
+ s'What is it?" asked a friend.
why" was the reply, when we got
within twenty miles of Hatteras ordered
up three quart bottles of champagne and
sat in my statereom and drank. them one
after another
what was the effect OF that ?" asked the
friend
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-10-09

ing captain Instead he received most
dea fleming response from the huge steam
whistle The Disguised conductor now
turned toward his musicians and with a
violent waving of his arms brought forth
such a roar from the drums and orasses
that If there was any further denonstra-
ton on the part of the steamboat 1t was
not heard in the music hall.
At the conclusion OF the concert. Mr..
Sousa said to one of the directors:-" The
only way to overcome that steamboats,
blow was to meet 1t with more powerful
one
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-10-09
VICTOR AND THE FISH.

Sing VICTOR, Of Italy. is very fcnd
u OF fishing, but unfortunately he very
tseitiom succeeds in catching many fish.
The other day, after fishing for sew
eral hours, he was returning home with
three perch no bigger than sprats in his
bag when he met peasant. who had also
been fishing and had caught several splen-
cid trout
We'll, nelghhor, ! SEQ you haven
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-10-09
4 RECIPE FOR INSaMNta.

r HE late Senator Quay was frequently
l troubled with insomnia, and was con-
3 stantly in search of recipes for the
cure of that dreaded affection. One
day he was discussing it in the cloak room
or the Senate, and said:-
"Well. I've got a sure cure for insomnia
ct last"
what is it?" asked fellow Senator.
Why" replied the Senator, IF you go
to bed and find that you cannot go TO
sleep the thing to do Is to get up and
take big slug of old rye whiskey; then
retire. After proper interval. IL you are
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-10-09

laugh. yet 1 don't see why, FOR they're
biting good to-day. guess you're the
same kind of fisherman our King is"
What do you mean?" asked King VIC
tor, blushing furiously.
Oh replied the peasant. NC al know
him. He thinks himself a great sports
man, out he's no good at fishing. ! sup
pose the Lord thought twas enough to
make him a king Mitheu. making h.=I. at
the same time q good sportsman"
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-10-09
LOCK IN MUSIC.

John PHILIP SOUSA was conducting
| a concert at Exposition Music Hall,
j Pittsburg. The famous bandmasler
was engrossed in extracting from his
the sweet, soft harmonies Of
an Oriental love song. A loud and pro-
tonged blast was footed by steamboat
nIving the Allegheny River. Instantly the
direetor's baton was directed toward the
disturbing whistle. as though he would
have more dulcet tone from the offend
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-10-09

still awake. get up and take another ,'ea,
drink. If a half hour goes py anu ts;,.S
are still awake, get up and take tn ats,
drink. and then if you are still awake take
another"
..And after that" queried bystandsr'
what next?"
After that" said Quay. with a orot 10
smile. ''you won't care whether you 80 ~
sleep or not
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-10-09

And as he gave vent to this remarkable
expression the Representative Indicated
by Guadry gestures the portions of his in
jured anatomy presumed to correspond TO
his description
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-10-09

"The effect?" replied the other in aston
ishment why there was no effect. When
came to we had passed Hatteras."
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-10-09

absolutely essential not only to the pros |
perity but to the very existence of the
race.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-10-09
SEW YORK EXHIBIT.

WONDERFUL mixture of beauty
and utility, solid matters of fact
and fantastic notions, is the agri-
cultural display at the Worlds
Fair in ST. Louis. Choice products
of the soil from the ends of the
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1904-09-03
HITS At RANDOM

TO-. Santa Fo Sew NyUcau suoln,
many words of praise regarding tho
rnm.u. flu gcursDulsfs and san.
'a fu HaII boys received while BOZ the
a'y sunday
Tho base bah editor off that paper
however makes one mistake. Pct
could u1' Iuso h.s position with
H. Browns. HDclus. hu Hur un 90 good
Hwn playing first b8e. ur Hp An.
...u# un sunday puu mower play
.H with tHu Browns IIu taa mum.
..r HI .Hp D'I Albuquerque team.
known aa flo Brewers
What the New Mexican Reporter saw.
feature of ..u rrma was Tho
."..Ha n. bases un .Hy part uG pst.
us
"HTn.. replaced Nurl. who was
OBLIGED f" Iu. rH. .amu 1000 account
u. 5000 injury fn h.H ov.
Tho contest 1870. a'mu.. entirely
devoid nf fH. wu'.1.1ur" that fr..
HnN mar H1sn .1I cannes Uut
"n. nrsuw.nf AROSE and .Hu. was se'
r'oI 1m.HHy
Francis Walker formerly off santa
F. and ENGAGED Zoo 'hn piano tune.
nr Hu.'u. h0rn vas engaged as
20 n"caI policeman '1 keep .h. crowd
rN 'hu diamond
NHnH credit f0r fHu unHa.. uf he
excursion BAN mmo and social foa.
r"s of fHn day 4. due fo Editor
Thomas Hushos of .ho Albuquerque
citizen IIn was tho first tD propose
1r excursion. and since chat time bite
fort have been pI. forth FOO mako 10
.H. SUCCESS that n v1a Mr. Hughes
'H 20 lower of tho American pHrf he
' friend of Santa Fo ls wen ~
Albuquerque Mr. hughes Iu commune.
..UH with Manager Houston off The Az
nuGunr1uo Browns E now making ar
uur.mHufH fu hrIuE 70 big Dycurs Ion
fo rHp Capital city either september
''h nr Ilth Whom Mr. Hughes safs
about f1 1o thing hu orc1mnlshos
. and "a large crowd from fhu Duke
r.fg may ho looked fur within rhu next
three weeks.
Santa Fu win probably play .ho Ias
Noms Blues OF thp Meadow city next
Sunday
Tnnor ortiz win n1 fD EI pas1 with
'Hr Browns and play tHo aor.Da in
Iuu u.IH
Harry F'uka. d.t such effective
works. .He nat In Sundays game He
should hn recognized Hv Captain Nc.
Donald Harry can deliver tHn goods
Several positions uH rHD Browns Boo
and owU.I1 need strengthening
Tones ortiz Dr. o.uvur man ON
"rs. base. as woH nH uuHur Tuuyz
batting qualities v|H Hr.Dr.Hou fHe
Brown. materially
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1904-09-03


rhooIur. D. R..uH. Frank Couont
H D. Gross 8Hd O. w. Warner mem
beers 1f the United States geological
survey who have been rgsuryey.nR
Iud making estimates Uu The differ
.ut forest reserves throughout the ter
..IUI were iu .hc Capital City yostcs
day They had been at work the past
H.HN nu ,Ho pDela River Forrest Rr
serve and found tH8I There was a
Hr.. quantity OFF timber there and
Ua. f. eas ALSO 1I .uod quality They
..t yesterday for tbe resuluO Canyon
p. rgsur,Uf uul ascertain .ho amount
uI quality of IUy ymUUI There, Tbg
HH. with Thorn 90 number of pack
horses and provisions Tor O. stay of
several days NDv Mexican.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1904-09-03

been The lot Of this prehistoric race
who knew not the oarth's measure
extended beyond the limits OF thoIr
little valley
o. has boon said hy those who
have campod around thosr great ruins
that queer and uncanny sounds oman.
ate from the crevicos of the stone
wallis at night and certain 90 Del that
B1 Mexican can Boz induced i1 camp
within ton miles OF the ruins with hIs
flock
u. o. WILDLY.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1904-09-03

a UUu ,H.ur sometimes results ln
I.a.h Thus "A more scratch. Insight
.lut cuts ur iuuy bo.'s have paid Che
'.l'h penalty lf Is wise t0 have
WrI'.DH AmIo1 S1Iv0 over handy
fa thU best saI.o 1r earth. and will
prevent fatality when Burns. Sores.
Ulcers and pI'rs Threaten Only 25c.
roo H| druggists
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1904-09-03
REMOVING waecKAae.
Mouth of kaw VIII Be Free From
Obstruction Soon.

Mouth o. kaw VIII Be Free From
Obstruction Soon
Tho railway companies whose tracks
cross tho kaN river OF Kansas CITY.
h1n hHEo uar.sI voluntarily t0 rs'
move Che wrgcEHgn 1f ast years flood
'um N. river Tur several DAYS tha
Union Pacific has had large force of
mon 90 work. aI rH1f r0muluys brIdro
taking UUI tHu wrecked ubsIuua. cura
.nI De- I.oH and Zoo % few days tho
river hDi under fHo bridge win be
r'DoreI ~ n'l Instructions
investigate prIvatc Car Industry-It
Is understood chat .Hu Interstate com
mDw" commit. uu BIAS decided tl
come fo DH.o1s. 600 September a7 and
institute % complete uy. st#EltIuu 0f
.ay prna.. UlF ministry suuuoeuaos
'r" 1.I fn mN. been prepared f1r
NOR. 'N.u IHH railroad officials and
officers ui car 'u. There Is somc
doubt whether thg ar lines win my
Hut u...H. IU no. suHn1rulps and
10 'uUr respond a. F. UE.E Chat hoy
N.N 500. iI ..r.HW .gT.H. IHg Inquiry.
on as Fuel-Ths Southern Pacific
company HU. Iuf completed changes
N.. nr| "A. Introduce uI as m.l a.
'N. .uuU a' Sacramento and uu moro
.HI. W... d.. used Then. us mpI Do Be-
|#. |#.."|..H 40 #... ............. . Del.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1904-09-03

ZOO, following nrI.r making Import
an' rh1Hs.. un .H. Santa Fo Contra
railway bls h.aU 'HHeI and win I'D
Ir.n .'f.r. September D. uokt
Mr. w. ID lao. General manager
end Nr H Vs. Robbins. general
frD.aHf auI passenger AGENT hayInr
resigned Str 81 % Gru8bav ia ap
pointed assistant t1 tbo president anJ
rDucru' manager uH vD'l as general
'f.'Hhi Iul pass Niger AGENT with
headquarters no anita 90. New Mex
.rn effective September o. 1904 Mr
GrIu.HuN wll report tu moo direct
Vs. "a ANDREWS.
President and General Manager