The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-08-13
THE NONPAREJL MAN
Story Of Charming kasson, Mimi, Girl
Who Forgot Her Lines at Critical Mo-
ment In the Drama Entitled "Love's
Young Dream"

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Kasson, Mimi, girl told the youne
gentleman who was calling on her last
week at eventide that she should scream
If he kissed her. He said he sometimes
enjoyed hearing a little noise so he --
During the time occupied by the
printer in putting these few asterisks into
place the silence in the house was SC
profound that father could be heard
breathing in the barn.
The colored man who got the billiard
ball into his mouth but who could not
get 1T out had an impeachment in his
speech.
Have you the manliness and the nerve
to follow King Edwards initiative in the
matter or having four creases ironed In
your panties, one at each point of the
compass? If not why swell around and
pretend to be en- regle.
The Goodhue Enterprise tells sober
story of something that almost happened
at Caleb Erfckson's house. Mr.. Erickson
bought a barrel of salt for domestic pur-
poses. Last week Caleb's mother went
out to procure a dish Of it, taking a sharp
piece of iron with which to loosen the salt
that became almost as solid as rock. AS
she picked away she discovered some
thing imbedded therein which looked Like
a stick of brown paper rolled up When
it was dug out it proved to be stick OF
and a quarter inches thick. Mr.. Erick-
sons mother felt all over herself and
found that she was still here and alto
gether. They then took the dynamite out
in the field and exploded it with q, fright
full noise. If it had gone off in the house
it would have ruined the salt
Kenneth Avery and Roy kaufman OF
Austin rented three acres on the Fred
Buck farm three miles south of Austin,
this summer. They put it in cabba ges,
tomatoes, pop corn, sweet corn and pota-
toes. This patch is kept as clean as the
choicest garden in Austin. The boys
come home from their days toll as tired
as farmers but they have prize crops
growing and are going to get the money
for them too. Besides they are. learning
the game of farming, and it's the finest
one on earth, especially if you have s25, 900
in the bank.
The Henderson baseball club went
over to LIE Sueur the other day and Jacob
Gish explained to them the theory of
curved pitching. He told them that, "the
upshoot,' 'downshoot' and right and left
'outshoot' and inshoot represented re-
sultants corresponding with the COM
pounded forces of the projection of the
Ddllj us rotation On varying POSITIONS OF It's
axis of revolution, and the resistance due
to the density Of the atmosphere, the
last factor being known as Wis inertia,
which involves resistance to motion, and
which is therefore truly regarded as a
species of force Then the Henderson
scientists with these thoughts in mind
took to the diamond and ate up the lie
Sueur giants by score Of to 8, the
Henderson band letting go a gloomy dirge
in the ninth inning as solace for the other
fellows. Harsh! ..5
j. H. Webster, who has held down the
office Of register Of deeds at zumbrota
for the past forty years, is again a can
didate. Not only are Mr.. Webster's books
models of what books should be, but he
has an acquaintance that is something
phenomenal. The Zumbrota Independent
states that to him 'the poorest jay on the
street. is just as good after election as
before. Only once they came near get
ting the office away from him. The peo-
pie all put him down to be as good as
dead and due to live short time only
with lung trouble and so began looking
around for another register But Mr.
Webster is very persistent. He had nc
idea of giving up a good office as easily
as that, so he bought a boat and lived or
the river and breathed fresh air until h.
had the microbes all scared away. Their
they elected him register again.
Perhaps you think you can get that Of
flee away from John? That is where yol
are fooled. "A. j. r.