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Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1904-05-17

The savage F'ilipinos at St. Louis
look upon the bright, new ten -dollar
bills as ornaments. The savages are
not alone in the possession of that kind
OF artistic taste.
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1904-05-17

man has been sent to the peniten-
tiary in Minnesota for stealing a loco
motive, while in New York men steal
whole railroads with impunity.
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1904-05-17

When a man admits that he is going
to the dogs. we somehow can not help
feeling sorry for the dogs
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1904-05-17

Found-Three thousand shares of
mining stock. Owner call at the Teller
office and identify and pay for this
notice.
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1904-05-17

If time Is an uuJect have your watch
repaired at Hames.
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1904-05-17
Furniture for Sale

At Great STANDARDIZATION sets
formerly used in Raymond hotel. Ap.
ply at Raymond hotel ONCE from 10 t
IL daily. while 1t lasts. Don't miss thii
chance while 1t lasts. bring your wag.
ons. q
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1904-05-17
For Sale

Old newspapers. 20c a hundred at the
Teller office.
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1904-05-17

For rent-Furnished rooms with bat
and stove. 393 Adams st.
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1904-05-17
Strike Ended

Especial Telegram to Evening Teller.)
HAVRE, May 16.-The dock workers
strike ended today
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1904-05-17

The undersigned viii warn the public
from buying or trading for . black
mare. weight about 1850 pounds
branded thus. SA on right and left
shoulder ~ LAYES.
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1904-05-17

Old newspapers-25 cents per hun
dred. Call at The Teller office.
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1904-05-17

Wantsd-A girl to do general house
work. good wages to. the right party
call on or address this ONCE. {
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1904-05-17
Guernsey 4 Newton

Money to loan on real estate. Once
Thiessen building, with Bender & Lin
genfelter. counselors. f
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1904-05-17
WANTED-fOR SALE-fOUND

have buyers for farms-If you want
to sell list with me or write for par
ticulars. Horace Grant. Hest Bldg
Kansas City Mo.
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1904-05-17

Wanted-A lady for general house
work, 216 B street.
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1904-05-17
You Work
Make your
Money work

Owners Of real estate in Clark.
ston and vinsland have made 50 70
500 per cent in the past few years.
Nothing like Il for making money.
One Of the very few opportunities
whore both ciassss-msn and
women with ample money, and
those with very iittIs-havs made,
and can still make money in real
estate. oiseounts for cash. Easy
tsrms for those who want their
money fse building homes. Ne
cost e drive and ~ ter yeurssK.
lswistea Watee { Power c..
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1904-05-17
MINNEAPOLIS MARKET

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Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1904-05-17
COMING EVENTS

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Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-07-11
NOTICE..
Proposals for Painting the Court
House.

Proposals for Painting the Court
House.
Sealed bids will be received by the
board Of county commissioners for
painting the roof and outside of the
court house. The roof to be two coats
Of pure 1inseed oil and mineral paint;
other painting to be two coats of lead
and oil in colors to be selected by the
board of county commissioners. Also
for a steel ceiling in the county Jail.
Specifications can be seen at the audi
tors Office.
Bids will be opened at 10 o'clock
a. m, July Fl, 1904.
The board reserves the right to re.
ject all bids.
Dated, Bismarck, N. D., July 8, 1904
W. 8. MOORHOUSE,
County Auditor.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-07-11
SHE FORCED HER WAY.
The Ruse Annie Russell Used to Get
on the Stage.

The Ruse Annie Russell Used to Get
on the Stage.
William Gillette was seeking young
girl with q southern accent to play
Esmeralda. Annie Russell answered
an advertisement She was in short
dresses, with her hair down her back
and sixteen years old.
"Now, my little girl, run back to
your good mother and your Sunday
school lesson" said the dramatist kind
ly. "The stage is not for such as you.
Run along. my dear"
The little girl obeyed dutifully, but
with no intent Of accepting the dis
missal as final. At the place where
she was boarding was an actress who
starred in the small towns in EAST
Lynne" and from her Annie Russell
borrowed an elaborate stage gown
with a long train which she plastered
with jewelry, also borrowed. She put
on high heeled shoes and piled her
hair on the top Of her head. Thus ar
rayed she again applied to Mr.. Gillette
for the position. He talked with her
without suspicion that he had seen
her before, and later he said to the
manager:
"Well, l think that girl might do.
OF course we can easily make her look
younger, and some good fairy will have
to teach her how to dress. But she
is certainly the most intelligent look
ing applicant we have had"
And that is how Annie Russell Sc
cured the engagement. that made her
Magazine.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-07-11
WORKING A FRAUD.
A Typical Swindli~sg Scheme as Car
ried ON Through the Mails.

One Of the most typical of the frauds
carried out through the mails was one
wherein the receiver Of the circular
was told that he was entitled to
prize which he had won from a maya
zine called the Mississippi Valley
Planter, published by the Mississippi
Valley Publishing company.
The real kernel was the statement
that the recipient of the circular was
entitled to certain prize which would
be shipped on receipt of the freight
charges. In nearly every case the ad
dressee had won premium No. Z, a
"horse and Lilly buggy and harness.
valued at $275." With equally remark
able uniformity the freight charges
were placed at $1,000.
Never was a bubble blown with less
actual soap. There never had been
such concern as the Mississippi Val
ley Publishing company or such pub
LEGATION as the Mississippi Valley
Planter.
The fraud order intercepted 600 mon
ey orders and number Unregistered
letters. All these people. with the hun
dreds who had come before them, were
reaching out after valuable prizes
which they in the nature Of things
must have known they had never
earned or even competed for. "He has
mistaken me for some one else, but
I'll take the horse and buggy just the
same" must have been the thought
which flashed through those COO heads,
and it is an unpleasant commentary on
the wickedness of human nature. The
prime swindler simply makes victims
Of men not unwilling to be his accom-
plices-Leslie's Monthly Magazine.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-07-11
PITH AND POINT.

The man who changes jobs frequent
ly never has a good one.
When company goes there is feel
ing about the house that suggests an
easy old shoe.
It is the opinion of every mother that
a boy never loses an opportunity for
attempting to break his neck.
Because a friend shows a desire to
be sympathetic don't pull the family
skeleton out Of the closet to entertain
him. &..-,',
AS a man gets older he finds that
more Of his friends are visiting the
cemetery when they go riding than
formerly. zs,s..g .g ...ss: H.. =. .-..,ss &,
The people who are used to good
things when at home are very patient
with the poor accommodations met
away from home.
It often happens that girl who is
not disciplined enough by her parents
gets the kind Of a husband who disci-
pines her too much. Atchison Globe.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-07-11

and to insure their lingering in the
memory. These verses are the work
Of Mr. William F. Kirk of the Mil
waukee Sentinel, better known to his
intimates as BILLY" Kirk, and those
who know Kirk are glad to know that
he has had his verses, including a
number of the "Norsk Nightingales"
lyrics, collected in book, form and
published by Mr.. Richard G.. Badger at
the Gorham Press in Boston. The
book is tastefully gotten up and con-
tains a selection of verses, lyrical, topi.
cal and dialectic that should win it a
place in the heart of the reader. Kirk
himself is a little over six feet of good
natured and heart-warming humanity,
with keen appreciation of the humor-
Gus, facile pen and winning style.
His verses have been exceptionally
popular with the daily press OF the
country and that is pretty good test
of interest and worth. Anyone who
desires to know Kirk further, and he
ought to be we'll known, should get a
copy of his book "F1eeting Fancies,
which is on sale at all news depots and
bookstores, or may be ordered there
from. Kirk is secretary and treasurer
of the American Press Humorists, an
organization of newspaper versifers
and philosophers and OBSERVERS all the
good things that may be showered up
on him or upon his book
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-07-11
A WONDERFUL FACTORY,
The Sleepless and Busy Workmen OF
the Human Body.

The sleepless and Busy Workmen Of
the Human Body.
Andrew Wilson, the English scien-
fist, says the human body is a work.
shop. 1.-THE manufacturers are the
cells which form the essential parts
of every gland. Indeed cells appear be.
fore us as the veritable workmen of
the whole body, ranging from nerve
cells, which rule us, to the cells that
build UP and produce our bones. Now,
in the glands of the body these work
men, each microscopic unit of proto-
plasm or living matter, discharge the
function of making from the blood
whatever product gland may offer as
its contribution to life's processes. The
cells which compose our liver are bile
makers in addition to their performing
certain other curious works represent
ing the liver's duties. Other cells in the
glands of our eyes manufacture our
tears. Others again secrete the gastric
juice by which the food is acted upon
in the stomach. A fourth set of cells
produces pancreatic juice in the sweet
bread, and fifth set supplies the sa
Iva.
Tears, saliva and bile and so forth
are all employed directly through their
being poured outward on the food or
into various organs. Even the oil that
lubricates our joints represents a Sc
erection which is perpetually being pro-
duced and insinuated between the sur
faces that move one upon the other.
When, however, we come to consider
internal secretions' very different
state of matters falls to be noted.
Here we meet with substances that
are not poured outwardly, but inward
~. The work Of internal secretion is
performed by certain glands. The thy
roid gland in the neck is one of them.
This is gland which grows very
large in goiter or 'Derbyshire neck an
ailment Of hard water districts. If the
secretion Of this gland is not duly add
ed to the blood disease Of very dis
tinct type appears, and it Is cured
when the physician administers to the
patient the thyroid gland substance Of
the sheep.
Gwen the sweetbread itself, though
it does make a definite fluid of use in
digestion, seems also to supply a some
thing necessary to the blood, for we
find that diabetes is always of more
serious type where the sweetbread is
involved. Such discoveries bring us to
the very limit of present day research
into living functions. Their most graft
flying feature in addition to their
throwing light on life's workings Is
that which places in the hands of the
physician knowledge both Of the cause
of disease and Of it's cure"
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-07-11

Six Fargo Madames of the Hollow
are up before Judge Pollock for con-
tempt.
The second annual convention Of
the N. D. bankers association will be
held in Fargo next week.
H. S. Stone is still confined in the
Cass county Jail on a charge Of forg-
cry. He has retained Newman, Spald-
ing and Stambaugh to defend him.
Coal Harbor Times: The work of
fencing $4,000 acres of land, which
consists of all that portion of the old
Fort Stevenson reservation on this
side Of the river, will be finished this
week.
Editor Jordan of Fargo has recov-
cred sufficiently to set up a little each
day, but is very slow in gaining
strength and it will be some weeks be-
fore he will probably be able to get
out He has been confined to his bed
for over six weeks.
Coal Harbor Times: L. c. Black of
Cincinnati, Ohio. came in last evening
with Mr.. Neal and went on to Mercer
county this morning. Mr.. Black says
that he has never seen better body
of land anywhere than that lying be-
tween here and Underwood, some of
which is held at $40 per acre.
Arthur M. Mccullough was suffo-
Gated in we'll south of Norwich. The
unfortunate man went down into the
we'll and was quickly overcome by
gas. An attempt was made to pull
him up width proved unsuccessful.
When he was finally removed he was
dead. Mr.. Mccullough was 26 years Of
age and single
At meeting of the subcommittee
in charge of the college and expert
ment station exhibit in St. Louis on
June q, Prof. J. H. Shepperd of the
North Dakota agricultural college was
appointed a special agent to take gen.
eral charge of the collection, arrange
ment, and management of the outside
exhibit of Agronomy and animal hus-
bandry work.
The republican county convention at
LaMoure was the largest ever held in
LaMoure county. The best of feeling
seemed to prevail and Hon. G. S.
Deisem of LaMoure was given the
privilege of naming the delegation to
the state convention at Grand Forks,
and he was indorsed as, a candidate
for lieutenant governor. Senator
Sharpe of Kuhn was i'll and not able
to attend the convention.
Fargo Forum: Track work on the
street railway lines was resumed this
morning and now work in all depart
ments is moving along as rapidly as
possible. The great iron smoke stack
at, the power house is up and the work
of securing it in its proper position is
going on. Contractor Kennedy's force
Of PAYERS is pushing ahead with the
p1anking in the unpaved districts, and
the paving in the paved districts.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-07-11
Baron Rothschild's Pun.

Owen Wister, the novelist, was talk
ing about puns. II detest puns," he
said, 'but Fanny Kemble, who was my
grandmother, used to tell one made by
a certain Baron Rothschild that was
good Of its kind. The baron was din
ing out, and some one spoke Of veni-
son. t. said the baron, never eats
venishon. l think it ish not so coot ash
mutton oh, absurdv some one ex-
claimed. If mutton is better than ven
ison, why isn't it more expensive|
The baron laughed, overcome by the
brilliancy of the pun that had just
come to him. Then he said, and his
dialect came in very handy, The rea-
son why venishon ish more expensive
than mutton ish that the peoples al
ways prefer vat ish deer to vat Is
Sheep"
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-07-11

On the occasion of the republican
state convention at Grand Forks the
Northern Pacific will make from points
on their line in North Dakota to Grand
Forks and return round trip rate of a
fare and one third, selling tickets July
10Th and Goth and for trains arriving
at Grand Forks after 600 p. m. of
July 18th, final return limit to be July
22d,; except that from points north of
Grand Forks the return limit will be
July Dist.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-07-11
The Bismartk Ttihunt.
BY N. n. JEWELL.
THE DAILY TRIBUNE.

THE DAILY TRIBUNE.
Published every afternoon, except Sun
day, at Bismarck, North Dakota, is deliv-
cred by carrier to all parts Of the city at
50 cents per months, or - per year. The
daily sent to any address in the United
States and Canada, postage prepaid, S. per
year; 50 for six months; $50 for three
months.
THE WEEKLY TRIBUNE.
Published every Friday; eight pages,
containing summary Of the news of the
~eek-local and foreign-particular atten-
ton being paid to state news. Sent to
any address, postage paid, for s10O for
one year; so cents for six months; Is cents
Tor three months.
The Bismarck Tribune Is the oldest
newspaper in the state-establlshed June
II, 1873. 1t has a wide circulation and is
a desirable advertising medium. Being
published at the capital Of the state it
makes feature Of state news, o: a semi
official chars cter, and Is therefore particu-
larry interesting to all who desire to keep
tho run of state affairs-politica!, social
and business.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-07-11
Eternity.

Eternity is incomprehensible. When
the LATEST snail has carted every drop
Of water in all our oceans and every
grain Of sand in all our lands to the
farthest away star and brought it all
back again, stopping for century
rest at each planet on the way both
ways, then will we see the first rays
of the sunrise Of eternity's endless day
in the east Of the beginning.
This being the case, it is suggested
that we don't cram ourselves with this
worlds foods and drink SO much of
earthly water that it will take half OF
the everlasting to get our systems in
shape to enjoy what's left of eternity.
-Hayfield Mower.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-07-11
A Negro and ENGLISH.

"You are almost an octogenarian,
sah," said the semieducated young
yellow negro pompously. ,"Ssa ~
'Wha-whats dat yo' say?" snapped
the venerable but unlettered darby.
II specified, sab, that you are almost
an octogenarian." ...
"Well, dom yo' do it ag'in, boy, or
TIL done bust yo' head wild my stick.
Yo' heahs my prognostifcation T'-New
York Tribune. E.# ~ ..~&-,G.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-07-11

The democracy is in a bad way. The
nomination of Judge Parker, and his
declaration for the gold standard
seems to have alienated the Bryan,
Tillman, and similar elements of the
party and already bolt is being dis
cussed. On the other hand, the con-
servatives of the party are disguised
with the silence of the platform On
the money question, and it is apparent
that Judge Parker's telegram serves
only in part to butter the dry bread
that was served out to the eastern
democrats. Certainly, it can hardly
be said that the democratic party has
returned to complete sanity, even yet
On the other hand, the republican
party stands, united, aggressive, not
straddling any national issue and with
its platform clear and plain upon every
point. The democracy does not start out
in this campaign with favorable pros
poets. If there was such demonstra-
ton Of disunion and disruption in a
party convention, as at st. Louis, what
might be expected if the party, with
all it's hybrid elements, were chosen
to manage the affairs of the nation
Surely the sound sense of the people
of the United States will be with the
republican party in the presidential
campaign this year.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-07-11
The Thrust Of q Lance

is scarcely more agonizing than the recur.
rent pains in the abdomen which follow
the eating of improper food or too free in
diligence in ice-water. The immediate
cause of cramps and collie is often the dis
tention of the bowels by gas. Quick relief
follows the use of Perry Davis Painkiller.
Careful housekeepers give it the place Of
honor in the family medicine chest.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-07-11
Billy Kinks Book.

Who has not noticed the feeting
little sketches that have gone the
rounds of the daily press Of the eoun-
try, under the heading "The Norsk
Nightingale These are charmingly
Interesting bits OF verse written in the
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. language, con.
tanning much Of genuine humer and
enough pathos to make them appealing
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-07-11
Taking a Rest.

Church, saw your clerk on the car
yesterday. He had a child on one arm,
a basket on the other. and he couldn't
find seat Gotham-Yes; he said he
was overworked, and he wanted to
take a days rest-Yonkers Statesman.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-07-11
Strenuous Times Since.

Pa-Now, don't ask me any more
questions. I don't see why your his
tory, lessons should bother you so.
They didn't bother me when was a
boy. Willie Well, there wasn't 30
much history made when you was q
boy.--Exchange. Z i
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-07-11
Co.
IRRIGATION IN CANADA,

The irrigation scheme which the
Canadian Pacific railway has now un-
der way is undoubtedly the largest
undertaking of it's kind on the con-
tinent. 1t embraces an area extend.
ing from Calgary for $50 miles, and
runs sixty miles north and south
Throughout the center of this tract
the main line of the Canadian Pacific
railway runs.
The greatest part of three years has
been devoted to preliminary surveys
on the proposed canal scheme and the
result shows that about one-half or
100000 can be irrigated at an ulti-
mate cost of about $47,oOo,OOO.
The main canal will be twenty miles
long, with bed width of 60 feet, and
carrying water 10 feet Deep It is
under construction. Some 1856 miles
of distributing canals have also been
located.
This portion project is to be CON-
pleted first and proved a success be-
fore any further extension is under
taken. But if success is obtained, nee
essary extensions will be undertaken.
There will be no free land in this
irrigated section. The grazing lands
or the company within the belt will
be sold at $3.50, then IS an acre, and
while the price of the arabic lands
has not been absolutely settled, it is
expected that it will be about $40 an
acre. The cost of construction is to
be placed against the lands and from
their sale the company hopes to get
back the millions of capital invested
In the scheme.
This shows the nature and extent
of the irrigation work that is being
carried on near the state of North Da-
kota. Through the activity of the
state irrigation association we may
hope for some irrigation projects to be
developed in this state, which shall
prove of equal benefit and Importance.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-07-11

1t is a wise man who knows his own
business, and it is. wiser man who
thoroughly attends to it.-Wayland.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-07-11

The hardest work some men do is
looking for a chance to put the blame
on the other feIlow.--Atch Globe.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-07-11

He only employs prejudice who can
make no use Of reason. Cicero.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-07-11
STATE NEWS.

Six Fargo Madames of the Hollow
are up before Judge Pollock for con-
tempt.