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The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1904-04-03
Heals and SOOtheS the
Throat.

For three years | have been
troubled with my throat. A
burning sensation would come
over me in the cary y morning
hours. have been taking
Cheney's txpectorar!t for a
week. My throat is almost
healed AMI the irritation no
longer worries me, 1t is a
great medicine.
w. N. FRANCIS.
Baltimore, Nd.
For Sale by W. H. King Drug
Company.
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1904-04-03
Raleigh @Cape Fear
RAILROAD CO.

Effective 1891 A. NJ, sunday. AuEuas
30. 1893.
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1904-04-03

patent or interference in the plaintiffs
sale of his machine;
Held, error in awarding judgment upon
the verdict against the defendant.
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1904-04-03

Note-*Dailey, except Sunday.
central Time !!Eastern time.
Pullman Drawing Room Sleeping cars or
all through trains. New York to Atlanta,
Jacksonville and Tampa. Tickets on sale
to all points, Pullman reservations made
upon application TO any Ticket Agent of
this Company, or at the uptown ticket
office, Marlborough House Building.
Uptown Ticket-Office
Marlborough House Building.
C. n. GATTIs, C. a. and P. A.
Phones lit. Raleigh. N. o.
Z.P. SMITH. T. p. A,
Raleigh, N. c.
JAS. M. BARR,
President and General Manager,
Portsmouth, Va.
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1904-04-03

In recent letter to The Peruna MeGi-
cine Co., Miss Julia Marlowe of New
York City, has the following to say of
Peruna:
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1904-04-03

The sales Of fertilizer to date on the
various markets in Nash county will not
exceed sixty per cent. Of The sales Of even
date one year ago.-Nashville Graphic
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-05-18

rie case of 81. r. Kirby W. T. r.
r.-' suit for So fees for the sale
n. the Texas Wagon Yard. which was
.t.iod before Judge Bobnctt. resulted
300 70 verdict for the plaintiff. To- which
tla defendant took am appeal
o. y. RoNraat VS.. ArImore Electric
.It. Do and Power CO.. This case is
,re iu which the plaintiff alleges that
tlo defendant company had stretched
a.ios- a public highway. a wire, with
vu'ch hc came in contact to his dam.
aaa the jury in the commissioners
o,.rt so finding, assessing the same
at $40 and costs. The defendant com.
.tany has appealed the case and will
a,l the United States upper court to
pass upon the question.
f. c. Ricketts, vs.. the same defend
aut, and had the same cause OF &C.
trl, the jury in the commissioners
G, urt bringing in the same verdict.
.-'tc defendant company also appeal
"a this case.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-05-18

LAYTON. Ok, May 16.-At 10 O'Clock
laSt night a furious rainstorm began
raging and in a few minutes this city
was flooded with water. A grand cleo.
i'lcal display portrayed itself in the
heavens.
some stock was killed by lightning
TIP wind blew al a furious gale and
inc water came in binding sheets
accompanied by some hail.
The low places in the city were
Hooded and in several instances IN,
wa er rose to the height of a FOOT
H. the houses. The whole interior nj
~" Bank of Lawton was flooded. a,
''erc also the Cotton law offices. IN,
Neddell Investment company and the
r,!linery store of Mrs. Caldwell. the
damage to her stock being the great.
esr
The residence OF J. j. Folk. a few
L'Ics east Of this city, was struck by
~ltgt,ning and the west side of the
mousse was destroyed. Both Mr.. and
Mrs Folk were blinded for an hour.
Cache creek rose six feet in a few
lCuts.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-05-18
Eastern Star Notice.

Every member OF Ardmore chapter
No. 20 Order of Eastern Star is re.
iuested to be present at the regular
meeting Monday, May %, al s O'Clock
! m. Election of officers and Other
important business to be considered.
Visiting members of the order in the
city are extended a cordial welcome.
MRS. EVA SNYDER,
Worthy Matron.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-05-18
Billiards. Barber shon.

George Bulard has installed in his
barber shop, hot and cold baths and
81 wer baths and invites the public
TO call at his place. Expert workmen.
Satisfaction guaranteed 2l31a West
Main st. him
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-05-18
Union Stores.

The following dry goods, shoe, fur.
nishing and furniture houses observe
union hours:
Open : a m. Close : p. m.
Close Saturdays 9 p. m.
As other accept union cards their
names will be added:
Madden 4 Co.
Burton-Peel Dry Goods Co.
j. T. Hamilton & Co.
Ardmore Dry Goods Co.
Randol, Banks & Co.
George Ash.
Sass & Crawford.
r. Lowensteiu.
Cincinnati Racket Store.
II. A. Jones, Furniture.
a c. Young. Furniture.
Y. H. Lynn. Shoes.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-05-18

II you wish to make a loan on i'm.
proved real estate, low rate, long
term, with privilege to pay, write the
American Investment company, Alto,
ka, |. T., or see w. S. Wolverton e.
Son 14-1m
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-05-18
Protect Yourself.

Intending visitors to ST. Louis dur
ing the Worlds Fair can assure them
satisfactory roomiug accommo-
cations through the Merchants Ser
vice Company at a nominal expense.
For particulars apply to noarest Fris-
.o system agent. lGtf
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-05-18

Oklahoma City has had a thirty
thousand dollar fire. The Pcrrine no.
ten and livery barn were destroyed
aud in the latter fifteen head Of
iosscs persisted. The fire was caused
ty a negro going to sleep in the hay
loft while smoking a cigarette.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-05-18

Itching Piles produce moisture and
cause itching. this form, as well as
Blind, bleeding or Prutruding Piles
Blind, Bleeding or Protruding Piles
Remedy. Stops itching and bleeding.
Absorbs tumors soc a jar at drug
gists, or sent by mail Treatise free.
Write me about your case. Or. Bo-
sanko, Philadelphia, Pa For sale by
W. b. Frame, druggist.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-05-18
Hargrove College CONNER

HargroVe College Commencement
Friday, May -. Sis p. m, Concert
and play by Miss Grace Seals prima.
RES.
Saturday, May 2S, 10 a. m, Media.
contest in declarations and recita
lions.
tons; Sis p. m. Oratorical and essay
contest for medals.
Sunday, May 20. IL a. m, commence
n ent sermon by Rev. w. J. Sims, pre-,
siding elder Cherokee district. Vinita,
| T.; sis p. m, our young peoples
sermon by Rev. w. +. Dunkle, pastor
az Wynnewoou.
Monday, May 80, 10 a. m, Literary
address by Hon. c, w. Skeen, Wapa-
rucka. l. T.
Monday. { p m, annual meeting
board of trustees; S:l5 p. m. annual
concert by elocution and music de.
artments.
THOS. G. WRITTEN, Pres.
Try an Edo cigar. Better than
ever before. 1Jlm.
Guns and bicycles TO lease: type
writer's, sewing machines, locks, keys,
etc, repaired. COLIN
G. w. RITTER & SON.
Smhsrrlhn for thn ArhmnrniIn
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-05-18

farce Gray was arrested near
Wheeler yesterday by Deputy Mckee.
Charged by indictment of introducing
and selling liquor and placed in jail
here last night.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-05-18

The following is the lineup for to.
borrow at Coles. The Smiths. John.
Sis, simmons, Deacons, Jones, with
the skule teacher and his baby at .
q. n, the phun will commence. Is
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-05-18

II your poultry or stock is troubled
with lice il means loss Of profits to
you. Use Worrell Insect Extermina.
tor at once. II is sure death to all
kinds OF insect pests. 10
+. j. RAMSEY.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-05-18

When a woman balances her check
book she adds 500 TO it in case the
bank should happen to forget to
charge that much against her.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-05-18

Stenographic work and copying
done with neatncss and dispatch.
Terms reasonable. Miss VI. Ewald.
sten0Erapher. Furman, Eddlcman &
Graham's Office. l5-it.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-05-18

The Missionary Society Of the
First Presbyterian church will meet
at the manse Thursday afternoon at
3 o'clock.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-05-18

Ellis have sold about $1,000 worth
OF tickets already and you will have
10 hurry TO get seats. l7tf
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-05-18
Notice Of Sale.

In re Texas Mercantile Co. bank.
rupts.
In accordance with the order of the
court in the above entitled
cause, viii Sell to the highest bid.
der for cash, a certain stock of mer.
ohandise, situated in the town Of Sui.
phur, Indian Territory, and known as
the Texas Mercantile Co. stock of
goods, invoicing $6.55OO0 and notes
n accounts invoicing -: also
fixtures consisting of shelves coun.
ters, scales, etc, invoicing =
Said sale to take place between the
hears OF 10 a. m. and > p. m. on the
2lst day of May, 1904, in front of the
store building known as the Texas
Mercantile Co. store building in the
town of sulphur. Indian Territory.
J. f BLEDSOE, Receiver.
LAT.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-05-18

Screen doors, any style, at money
saving prices at
Sim WEEKS BROS.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-05-18

VIII buy "Russelrs Big Boil Prolific"
cotton seed, next ten days at reduced
f b Pugh, Main street, Ard
norel y 3-d&w-lm
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-05-18

Pie plant. asparagus, beans. toma
toes and all other fresh vegetables
Phone $50, City Fish Market. lO-lm
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-05-18

Hardie's Edo SC cigar is the best.
15-im
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-05-18
500

Bushels Amber Cane Seed and fine
Cotton Seed for sale. +. b. Pugh.
Main street, Ardmore, |. r. 3-d& WIN
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-05-18

Lightning ice cream freezer Is a
bundle Of home luxury Get one of
slim WEEKS BROS.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-05-18

Hardie's Edo the homemade ci
gar. 15.tm
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-05-18

The Elks musicale next Tuesday
night. Tickets so cents. 17tf
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-05-18
CITY GOVERNMENT.
LIST Of Aldermen.

List Of Aldermen.
First Ward. 5. McCharen, RubC
Hardy.
Third Ward-R. W. Randol, J. r
Fraley.
Third Ward-R. W. Randol, j. w
Pennington.
Fourth Ward-w. +. Wilmington
W. A. Gillian.
Committees.
CHARACTERIZATION, Whutingtor
and McCharen.
Street and alley-Fraley, Randol
Hardy and Wilmington.
Police-Randol, Gillian and Mullen
Fre-Gilliam, Pennington and
Mullen.
Observation-Disclosures, Fraley
and Hardy.
Ordinance-Mullen, McCharen and
Pennington.
Cemetery-Randol, Gillian and Nc
Charen.
Sanitary-McCharen, Fraley, Mul
len.
lmprovement-Hardy Wilmington
RandOl and Fraley.
Board OF Health.
DR.. ]. W. Noffett, city physician;
Drs. s. s. Carr, ]. w. Smith, Walter
Hardy, Mayor r. W. Dick.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-05-18

Foley's Honey and Tar contains no
opiates and car safely be given to
children. Sold by Bonner 4 Bonner.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-05-18

The twin burner vapor gasoline
stove none other quite so good. At
WEEKS BROS,
Practical Timers and Plumbers.
Sim
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-05-18
BROWN K BRIDGMAN,
UndertakerS and E~mbaImerS.

Up to date in every respect.
Complete line of Collins, Caskets.
Burial Robes, Shoes, Hose.
Gloves, etc, Calls attended to
promptly day or night, and your
loved ones will be handled with
tenderest care. Have a beauti.
full line of picture mouldings
and can frame your pictures on
short notice, Call and see us.
Next door to p. O. Ardmore. |. II.
Night calls promptly answered
at Phone No. 7
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-05-18
Cane Seed.

At r. r. Pugh's Main street, Ardmore.
l t. 3-d&w-lm.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-05-18

You can have a new buggy or wag.
or for a dollar by using carriage paint
that We handle. You can do as good
job as any painter by following the
directions carefully. All colors. 10
+. j. RAMSEY.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-05-18

The genuine Philadelphia lawn
mowcr-hest on earth at
WEEKS BROS,
Practical Timers and Plumbers.
sim
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-05-18

All kinds Of frying chickens at Skip.
worth's. 15.tf
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-05-18

Ice cream sodas in all the popular
iiayors AT Kahn's fountain. 1873
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-05-18

no wagon better than the Stude
baker For them see
NOBLE BROS.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-05-18

Subscribe for the Ardmorelte.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-05-18

Try an Edo cigar. Better than
ever before. 15lm.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-02-16
Queer Korean WAYS,

The women of the c0mmnnalty are
yoluhle and viXcniSh and ever ready to
slap a handful of stars into the eyes
of q husband or into those of Il timid
and shrinking tourist should the oc-
caSion Hlsc The women of the upper
class are vigorously excluded from mas
culino eyes, and a hearty vote of thanks
is due the committee who fathcred this
unwritten law. The dainty little Jap
anese musmec, lettering along in san
dals or on wooden gcta, is genuine
relief to the eye after view of the un
comely Korean woman.
Until Korean boys are married and
acquire the pseudo dignity of the top
knot their hair is worn girl fashion in
twin plaits down their backs SO much
do they resemble girls that it is some
times difficult to determine the sex, and
one is Oftentimes uncommonly Surpris-
ed to observe what he is positive are
two girls sprawling and viciously fight
ing in a Korean Outing.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-02-16
The Hardness Of Trecs.

An export uUreeryman SAYS the hard
ine>~ or aoul,ard.ue~~ of tree. depends
largely uwH Warge tha seeds from
wt.sh j't.@ee~ ia..HeI .oa sllra0s r0u'
from. Ss.tzEoag& r.zata afe -u.dua
cNTTraa7a ut -+ura. Il Se-4 ul,LD=
ed 'fe4 H.- =a-@l =l..--eN. HNI'.H-
i'll -,ya- a,u."- .y t.uaH u.lh l..,-
eyer trEs =!.e= 81 6.=-z= H.Edsz- It
aMI #.e,555a.. l=a = - =#H.. =.-.--.e
a trse aaoF a2s4ll.5 s.s.taa -
tHrlEp aGI ~ vr.#5# trH=
Tryes, uaa praH,.,:a.a a. G-5. ar.
its from taea l.aate a...z 4..t. ....
T4,- uaeauu @ee Dl.@ Tn.-ralr II
when tive tHH. Ge.~ ,,t1o. .o r.,su -
fruits tn ea9eea U.4. t.Ha.~ f.. .
same instinct. La.fs ta aa Hl's. -
there is ttIc HEcl5.au. o fr= ~
With tr3nsFl3uliu2z further H7at3# -
habit changes.
The great troaale wifi fa24t 9,4l. ,s
that they want to jump Il tn" FROM
south to north at one move THIS s4me
idea is evident in the attempt to bring
various fruit trees from Russia To tie
northern Uuitrd States.
Apples ald pllIms from the land of
the great White ear have taken kindly
to the below zero conditions of the gen
tie aS.-rhilad"lphia Record.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-02-16
WHITE HOUSE STABLES.
The First of Them Was Destroyed
by the British Troops.


The original White House stable was
located about sixty yards south of the
White House. in which are now the
private grounds of the executive man
sion. and was the first thing destroyed
when the British captured the White
House during the war of 1912. Presi
dents Monroe and Adams kept their
General jackson came to the White
House he had Il sta bic built at a point
some distance from the presidential
mansion. This stable was also used for
time by President Van Buren, but
later he boarded his horses at livery
stable.
President Pierce kept his horses in a
stable which was erected in the White
House grounds at point comparative
" but short distance from the man
sion itself When President Buchanan
came to the White House he had the
stable enlarged. and it was again en-
larged for President Lincoln, who kept
a large number of horses President
Johnson also made use of this stable
for his horses and carriages. Up to
Lincoln's time there was no water in
the stable. save the limited supply
obtained from a small we'll. and it was
customary to take the White House
horses to the Potomac river, fully half
a mile distant, in order that they might
be watered. and frequently the White
House carriages We're taken thither to
be washed.-Outdoor Sport
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-02-16
Customs of COlliers' Wives.

The wives of north country colliers
observe a very touching and pathetic
custom when an accident occurs in the
pit. Directly it is known to the wife
Of collier that an accident has hap
pened in the pit where her husband
works and that his fate is uncertain
however inclement the weather may be,
she keeps the door open and candle
burning in the window night and day
till the man is brought home, dead or
alive In some cases the door has re-
mained open and the candle alight dur
ing several Weeks-IOndon Chronicle.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-02-16
A Senatorial Tilt.

Senator Reagan of Texas when he
was in the senate was one of the men
who strongly objected to being inter
rupted. On one occasion Henry w.
Blair. then a senator from New Hamp-
shire. tried to ask Reagan a question
during the latter's speech. Il do not
want to be interrupted" said Reagan.
but | will listen to a question.
1T is not exactly a question. but a
statement" said Blair
"'Then l refuse to YIELD" said Rea-
gan.
"Well. the senator has missed an op-
portunity of greatly improving his
speech" remarked Blair as he ambled
toward the cioakroonl.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-02-16
A Nife'k Stro rem.

a London journal tells an admirable
story of heautcous I<esa. who loved
her husband. lat who WIS herself
sought by her wicked and poWerfn!
cousin Motto. KnnNin% that Motto
Wn'a!d ta'z" her h1is 'einG's Hfo unless
circrnlveuted hy guile. she l1id a terri.
bic plot. Slmmon;H@ Motto, size told
him thHt on Il certain night her hus-
band Wo..,d lac sleeping in a certain
room and that she intended to unlooScn
his hair so tnat under no circumstances
could he be mistaken for another man.
On the night in question Motto entered
the room. severed the sleeper'S head
with his sword and. holding it up to the
moon by the hair-beheld the face of
Kesa herself
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-02-16
Dogs as Collectors.

Dogs with collecting boxes attached
to their collars are comparatively COM
mon in Europe. 1t may not, how cvor
be generally known what large S.:.i.s
they earn for the charities tIley ,lre-
sent 1t is stated in the ..:eHl;tl H'os.''
that one which used to beg for Lo4-
pital in Ireland collected in five .y2a.';
nearly $4,000. He hsd a SPECIAL Ja,.s:-
ing account, whic, was St!,ln.ttoi peri
odically to a ch;rtere., 9c@aUntait
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-02-16
A EaI Time to Confess.

"IIorc." according to the Warrens-
burg Coo Journal-Democrat. 'is the
G revival: He had been pressed to re,
p"nt and finally got up and said. Deer
friends, J feel the spirit moving in me
to talk and tell what Il bad man have
been, but can't do it while the grand
jury is in session. The Lord will for
give!' shouted the preacher. 4 guess
that's right said the penitent, but he
amt on the grand jury"
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-02-16
LANDSCAPE PHOTOGRAPHY,
1ilis L. the No>t I.te"ura -sir.. i:u3 :
For thc Camera tie.t:s;sr.

I3.' most encouraging cat ri titeF
sui zos.s f=,s' Il = }t.-set=5 + il pAae -.-..
Ij.y are landscapes. He most iuror
raHt roiut ia p'.oa'-.ap' Il !art
.,a.da. il HE >ei4#ian. ef- il. Tic eE.ea4
ia- Il a }tl af sreurr. which. =y'eI
Translated Ia la5cl, @d white. WI
feta8H sH aa#s#,ss. a. =I#..Gre E1t uu%t
always l.ar j.. u...J ,H.t tAy AraW' I'll
color, which yuu %sp iH natan ;g.d
upaH t.e .,euU45 a,I-, Viii nTt t5e pres
oif ia Ia pe,E;- spin. "!.teh MH~t
rpiN tul' i!4 h.lNtN DpsA form sri ti-ht
as.J Sl..tIa.- NIea you wish to iaete-
graph IaEdsc"pe, take pieHey=e. til2
t. tEink about it. After You have
chosen your subject determine tie
point Of greatest interest and fheH 3e-
ciGe Whether tho picture viii look best
with this point directly in the center,
to one side or toward Tie top or bot
toni
If you live near the spot you intend
to photograph, it Will pay you to notice
at What time of year il is most bcauti-
ful. Some landscapes look very COM
monpi;lee in summer but make stun
ming pictures when half buried in the
SHOW Waterfalls often look best in
early spring, because there is a greater
volume OF water pouring over them at
that time than at any other.
\ most interesting series of pictures
may be made by choosing Il beautiful
bit Of landscape and photographng it
from the same point at frequent inter
walls throughout the year. The first
picture. We Will say, is taken when the
ground and trees are covered With
snow. the second when most of the
SNOW is melted and the rest lies i'll
patches here and there and the third
when the fields are flooded with rains.
After these would come pictures SHOW
ing the trees in bud. in leaf, in blossom,
with fruit aud later dismantled with
the frosts of autumn. - Philadelphia
Record.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-02-16
Phii<..>-i,tsy, v,

If we would realize ;lle fact that .:f1
Is pain. not pleasure, our quarrel with
it would be gone, and we would accept
our daily bread, but we go on expect
ing happiness, stand, empty plate in
hand, bcggars to an invisible cook, AID
we grow old standing there, but we
won't budge.-I1elen Mathers.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-02-16
Macbeth ms n Comedian,

She-l suppose you attended the anna
teur theatricals last night? He-Yes
and there wasn't a dry eye in the
house. She-The idea! l never heard
Of Macbeth" affecting an audience
that way before. He-No. You see, we
simply laughed till we cried.-Philadel-
phia Ledger.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-02-16
Well Posted,

Niblick-Solomon was wise man.
He knew all that there was to know.
Foozle-Naturally a man with his ex.
tensive assortment of wives must have
heard all that was going on.-Boston
Transcript.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-02-16
A Reminder.

Singleton say. old chap, what
have you that string around your finger
for? Wedderly-To remind me OF
something I am to get for my wife
Singleton-What are you to get? Wed
ly-Why-er-I've forgotten what Il
was.-New Yorker
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-02-16
He Would he Left.

Huh" grumbled Mr.. Skinnay. who
was being unconhortably crowded by
the jolly looking fat man in the troll
ley car. "these cars should charge by
weight!'
"Think so?' replied the fat man
"Then they wouldn't think it worth
while to stop for you."-Phiiadelphia
Ledger
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-02-16
Too Much Chin,

Gasaway-My razor's in pretty poor
condition. l believe It's tired. You
know, they say razors get that way
Sharply (wearily)-Ah, yes; tired OF
your chin.-Pittsburg Post.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-02-16
They Were Not There.

"Are these men the future husbands
Of our daughters?" said matron at
the afternoon swell wedding reception.
"No." said knowing mother "They
are downtown, making a living
Cleveland Leader
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-02-16
One AdXantaRe.

Knicker-Do you believe in a college
education: Bocker-Yes. 1t teaches a
boys father how to take care of his
oney.-Life.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-02-16

Lots of men, said Uncle Eben, "kin
look wise an lots kin talk wise, but de
men dat kin act wise is mighty scarce"
Washington Star.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-02-16

Bryant's "rEanatopsis' is based up
on passage from Horace.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-02-16

Once actor meant person who could
act. Now it means an appearance on
the sta e.-Ba ltimore News