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A FAMILY STORY.
Agreeable Anecdote in New Guise Re.
ceiyeS riendlv CrA.%n.

Agreeable Anecdote in New Guise Re-.
eeives Friendly Greeting.
New York Sun: Nothing is pleasanter
tnan to come upon q well known anec-
oote IN one OF the volumes OF copious
reminiscence which gentlemen Of dis
tinctlon toss from time to time to 4
clamortng pubiic-it is like meeting a
friend In the heart OF Sahara. The
warmth Of u greeting Is not SO much
an expression OF affection as an ebul-
ltion Of JOY at the sight Of O familiar
face in the arid waste.
So 1t Is with real pleausre that we
n the old and tried story Of ''the one
above" In the current instalment OF DR..
Andrew D. Whites Chapters From
MY Diplomatic Life" told this time of
Emile de Girardin. II especially re-
member" says DR., White. Emile de
Glrardin, editor, spouter, intrIguer-the
Grand Emile Who boosted that he had
invented and presented to the French
people q new idea every day, This
futile activity of his always seemed to
me best expressed in the American
smile: Busy as a bee in a tar BARREL
There was indeed, one thing to his
credit; he had somehow inspired his
former wife. the gifted Delphine Cay,
win a belief n his greatness, and a
pretty story was current Illustrating
this. During the revolution of 184S va
rious men Of note. calling on Nine. Cir
ardin, expressed alarm at the progress
OF that most foolish of overtures, when
she SAID, with an air of great solemntty
and pointing upward, Gentlemen, there
Is one above who watches over France
~ y q un la-haut qui veilli Ia France).
All We're greatly impressed by this evil
dence of sublime faith until they dis
covered by the context that 1t was not
the Almighty in whom she put her
trust, but the great Emile. whose
study was just above her parlor."
1t is q good story in the costume Of
any nation. but 1t Is scarcely In it's ele-
ment in France, where a woman, not
man, Is supreme. The air Of probable
lily Is lacking, which is 80 conspicuous
| n the English version, with Mr.. Glad
stone as the %oyerruling Providence. It
has the true British stamp. Only the
English could have selected the term
lord and master by which to desig-
nate that commonplace Of civilization.
q mere husband; and In such a selec-
ton they clearly show forth the deih-
cation Of man in Albion. For the Brit
lsh matron thus to refer piously to her
better half Is entirely natural and ef-
fective.
But we cannot believe that ever this
was the origin Of the story. Surely 1t
must have been an archaic narrative of
Noah, scanning the hotizon from the
lookout turret, with the ladies locked
below. Nor can we think that Its a
reer is ended. It may yet be repeated
with perspicacious aptness Of our most
conspicuous public man, or whispered.
with sacred awe, Of the German en-
peror. We have followed the fortunes
Of this elastic tale with vivid interest,
and we are eagerly awaiting Its next
nnearance
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DR.. Hartman receives many letters
from Catholic Sisters from all over the
United States. A recommend recently
received from a Catholic institution in
Detroit, Mich, reads as follows:
Or. S. B. Hartman, Columbus, Ohio:
Dear Sjr:-"7he young girl who used
MePeruna vas suffering from aryngi-
It's, and loss of voice. The result of the
treatment was most satisfactory. She
round great relief, and after farther use
of the medicine we hope to be able to
say she Is entirely cured" Sisters OF
Charity.
This young girl was under the care Of
the Sisters Of Charity and used Peruna
for catarrh Of the throat, with good re-
suits, as the above letter testifes.
From q Catholic institution In Cen
trail Ohio comes the following recon-
mend from the Sister Superior:
Some years ago a friend of our insti-
tuition recommended to us DR.. Hartman's
Peruna as an excellent remedy for the
influenza of which we then had several
cases which threatened to be OF d serious
character.
"We began to use it and experienced
such wonderful results that since then
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Couldn't Handle Both,

From the Philadelphia Press. "Oh.
man. but Ci'm sorry fur ye," said
Casey. sympathetically to Cassidy, who
had just had an arm amputated.
"Ah, WELL" replied Cassidy, there's
some good in it. TIL ould can't
expect me to walk the fiure wild the
twins now
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Why She Rejected Him.

Judge: Prayed Fagin-oh. yes: !
loved a girl. once, but she gave me de
shake. She had a heart Wv stone
Torn Thompson-Wot kind NV stone
Prayed Fabin-Soapstone. She said /
didn't wash often enough.
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Peruna has become our favorite medi-
cine for influenza, catarrh. cold, cough
and bronchitis"
Another recommend from a Catholic
Institution of one of the Central States
written by the Sister Superior reads as
follows:
"a number OF years ago our attention
was called to Dr.. Hartman's Peruna,
and since then we have used it with
wonderful results for grip, coughs, colds
and catarrhal diseases Of the head and
stomach.
"For grip and winter catarrh espe-
inmates of this institution"
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A Y IN A BALE or HAY.
Frauds In Wntcb CO..

~unSho H
According to an article In the Cinc,nnat,
Commercial. a nfty.one pound stone was
recently found In that city secreted IN =
bale Of hay of eighty pounds.
Ihls Is not as bad as finding a lump Of
lead OF nearly one-half the weight of the
solid gold watch case secreted in the cen.
ter Of the case.
Gold watch cases are sold by weight, and
no one can see where this lead is secreted
until the springs Of the case are taken out
and the lead will be found secreted behind
them.
These cases are made, by companies who
profess to be honest but furnish the means
to the dishonest to rob the public. 1t Is
not pleasant for anyone to find that he has
lugged a lump Of lead in his watch case.
Another trick the makers of spurious
solid gold watch cases is to stamp the case
~. S. Assay The United States does
not stamp any article made out Of gold
aud silver except coin, and the. fakir, by
using this stamp, wants to make the pub
lie believe that the government had some.
thing to do with tho stamping or guaran.
, teeing the fneness Of watch cases.
Another trick Of the watch fakir is to
advertise a watch described as n solid gold
flled watch with q twenty or twenty-five
year guarantee. These watches are gen
has paid for the watch he finds that the
| Company which guaranteed the watch to
| wear Is not In existence.
The Dueber-Hampden Watch Company,
Of Canton. Ohio, who are constantly ex'
| posing these frauds, will furnish tbs
names of the manufacturers who are iT
this questionable business.
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me 10 Try Eefulu. AlleI susihE 49,
bottles l found myself very much i'm
proved. The remains Of my old disease
being now so slight, I consider myself.
cured, yet for a while l intend to CON
tinue the use of Peruna. | am now
treating another patient with your med
icine. She has been sick with malarto
and troubled with leucorrhoea. l have
no doubt that a cure will be speedily
effected"
Theseare samples of letters received
by DR.. Hartman from the Yarf0Ho
orders of Catholic Sisters thr0ngh0n1,
tie United States.
The names and addresses to these let
tiers have been withheld from respect
to the Sisters, but will be furnished On
request.
One-half of the diseases which afdiet
mankind are due to some catarrhal de-
rangement of the mucous membrane lin
ing some organ or passage of the body
A remedy that would act ~imlnedinteay-
upon the congested mucous membrane
restoring it to its normal state, wousds
consequently cure all these diseases--
CataTrh is catarrh wherever located,
whether it be in the head, throat. lungs,
remedy that will cure it in one location
will cure it iii all locations. PernnA
cures catarrh wherever. located.
If you do not derive prompt and salts
factory results from the use of PefunA,
write at once to DIR. Hartman, giving
full statement of your case, and he ;Ssa
be pleased to give you his valuable adj
vice gratis. d
Address Dr.. Hartman. President Of
The Hartman Sanitarium, Colnmbus,
Ohio.
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SISTERS OF CHARITY.

All Over the United States Use Pe-ru-na
for Catarrh.
A recommend recently received from
a Catholic institution in the Southwest
reads as follows:
A Prominent Mother Superior Says:
ST can testify from experience to the eff
fciency of Peruna as one OF the very best
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Piso's Cure for Consumption promptly
relieves my little 5-year-old sister Of
croup.-Miss T.. A. Pearce. q Pillins
street. Brooklyn. N. Y, Oct. 2. 1901.
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Behind The Scenes.

Puck: The Manager-This thing Is 60,
ing to be a fat failure and I knew 4
would be.
Tho Leading Lady-It looks that way
All we can do. I suppose. II Join thu
critics in roasting the authors.
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A japanese poem is generally limited
to five lines, containing five, sever and
seven syllables.
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The great whip-mak1ng town Of the
world II 'Westnsld, NasA
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SISTERS OF ST. JOSEPH
Use Pe-ru-na for La Grippe
and Winter Catarrh

IN EVERY country of the civilized
l world the Sisters Of Charity are
known. Not only do they minister
to the spiritual and intellectual needs
but they also minister to their bodily
needs.
Whenever coughs or colds, la grippe
or pneumonia make their appearance
among the children these Sisters are not
disconnected, but know exactly the rem
edies to apply.
With so many children to take care OF
these : wise yiysee and ii0p prudent ldlent'v sisters atn u'1 have
found Peruna a neyer-failing safeguard.
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Sisters of ST. Joseph, of the Deaf Mute Institute, 1s4e Cass Ave,
! ST. Louis, Mo-, writes:
! I'VE appreciate Peruna very much. 1t certainly does good work with
! catarrh and also with colds and Ia grippe. We have faith In Peruna and
! have inspired many others with anne We do not Ike to be without It,
! winter for our little ones. Thanking you for your kindness to Use ard our
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MEXICAN
hg Liniment
aims and Strains.

cruiser in the
bill be named Ernest Re-
distinguished writer.
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10, SecyDeHWtW
Association, tells
what to do to
suffering caused
alaes.
prrHAn can con-
.ommend Lydia p.
f.eetable Compound
sisters suffering with
and the troubles
bsfall women ! sui
10 with general weak
weary that ! had hard
Ihad shooting pains,
miserable. In my dis
lied to use Lydia r.
Vegetable Com
Vas . red letter day to
the first dose, for at
restoration began. In
4, . changed N
every respect. l felt
happy that 1 wan all
ferto get well as I did"
CANNON, 35s Jones ST.,
Secretary Amateur Art
sDpO forfeit If original of
sssss cannot be produced.
considers that Miss
ter Is only one of the
mdreds which we
publishing in the news
auntry, the great virtue
inns medicine must be
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California has a larger per capita
wealth h a any other state in the
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appearance

JUST -Hc !Hdh fI1 VdHecus
Mr.. I. M. P. Curious-So you've come
to see about the situation as butlerI
Was anybody in the hall as you came
in?
Applicant-Yes; there was q consta-
BILE there, but I threw him out.
Mr.. I. M. P. Curious-Consider your7
yelf engaged. :
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Chicago News: Patient-After takinA
that medicine I had some very mysterious
dreams.
Dootor-WelL I told you 1t would cause
you to dream Of the impossiblA
Patient-I guess you are right. doctor.
Z dreamed I wa settling your blu.
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Spotted. a
From Judge: Lennox-Since Tucker
moved to Jersey he has become a con-
firmed suburbanite.
Madison-Yes. he has all the earmuffs
of one,
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JUNE TINT BUTTER COLOR
makes top OF the market butter.
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3Irsiou1 Git. andIslou1 CT, Indn. List.

Z. 7. Holmss. S6 Jackson 81. 81. Paul. MinnilM ~
nett. 8l New York Liz Buiiding. 0muha, Nab.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1904-11-19
Horses es E,nt pwellers.

Flat life fcr No~eos IS NOT 50 very
new in New Yc-'- Ground snace is so
valuable in TIA. city that. lie many
other buiIciGSs. tables have for some
time been bull, -gw~cd in many sto-
ries, with stains Ior tie horses on
floors above me ground. There arc
now thousands - horses in Gotham
that can be Sole 70 i've IN tiats. Stables
OF six stories ore not considered re-
marl<able. In many Of these fats
horses are stalled on three floors.
Each of these stables has an elevator
big and strong enough to carry
to the upper floors any vehicle.
The equines are hoisted to their sleep
Ing apartments by these same elvators.
The horses like II. They stand steady
on the platforms and never cause any
trouble.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1904-11-19
CARE or 1Aa FARM HORSE.

No man vita horse seuse Will ever
kick horse.
In nearly oil cases a district that is
noted for its GOOD horses is noted for
its prosperity.
High calhs on horses shoes have a
tendency TO cause contracted heels and
quarter cracns.
Worms liz horses not only irritate the
intestines. but fub the animals Of the
nutriment in 20 .ood
No branch ~ re live stock business
pays better when properly handled
than does horse reising.
The most desirable horses are not
always the hanosomest; while beauty
Us desirable il - lot absolutely essen
thai.
TIE man WHO has frst-class horses
on his fern hse something that he
can turn into cash at any time he de-
sires.
II the mare has become heated draw
some OF her milk by hand. and do not
let the cot nurse until she has become
cooled. L is best TO avoid heating her
for there IS a'wovs danger in t. Light
wor'- VIII nc ir'uro her nor the colt.
but Judgment mast be used Midland
Farmer.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1904-11-19
Polishing the HONS of Cows.

A Missouri cattle breeder gives the
following method Of polishing horns:
Make the horns smooth and even with a
coarse file or rasp, and then take fine
sandstone and water and rub the file
marks out; then take a fine milestone
"a water stone is besD. whet or rub out
all marks, as the least scratch will show
when polished. Then get some tripoli
Cor, as the railroad men call 1t, triplye),
wet as much Of It as you want to use.
then with rag of any kind rub the horn
we'll with it (you can hardly rub too
much); then polish with the palm Of the
hand. Don't be afraid to bear on and
rub quick. Boiling water will not take
the polish off They will take any color
wanted By boiling them in some kind Of
dyes.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1904-11-19
New VS.. Old WAYS.

Mrs. Newage-Oh. | am almost tired
10 death. The New Woman club has
been In session ali day. passing resolu-
sions and drawing up petitions demand
Ing law regulating the price OF bread.
Only think! Three dollars worth of
Hour costs, when baked into bread, thir-
teen dollars. It's outrageous. The bak-
ers must be made to feel the power OF
the law. You should have been at the
meeting.
Old LADY, was too busy.
What doing?"
Baking bread. IN. Y. Weekly.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1904-11-19
DISCLOSING OF DEAD HOGS.
It Means Much to the Farmer and 70
the Community of Which He
Is a Member.

The proper disposal OF dead hogs
means great deal to the farmer and
also TO the community in which be
lives. He should consider it his duly
to Keep ms surroundings as tree from
infectious diseases as possible" writes
Mr- j. Il. Ashby in Kimban's Dairy
FARMER. His stables should be thor
oughly ventilated and should receive an
application of whitewash once or twice
year, to which has been adOed a little
carbolic acid
IL an animal becomes sick it should
receive proper attention, and ii the dis
ease is new to the owner. he should
quarantine the animal until it is we'll
IL one OF his hogs dies he should dis
pose OF the body in such a way that no
trouble will come from it. Too often
this is not oone. White many men
woulo not narm their nelghbors IL they
hne" it, GGeJ viii Uiten Gag the BODY
% oe~U -Aee A.. ~ So4le SG..y Or out-oi-
the-way place - lea. It to decay.
The Place ioo.s 10 them remote and
they do not think of the harm that may
come.
In case the hog died Of some con-
tagtous disease the germs of this dis
ease are at first. OF course, very numer-
Gus in the bCoJ They are easily trans
Ierred itom ,Ge bOIy to anything that
comes in contact with it. In TINS wa5
dogs and wiiu animals. such as vermin
and snakes, core in contact with the
body and then 20 Try the germs to neigh
boring farms. One can readily see how
n J.,
The practice "a 6uryiag diseased an
imaiS is Seae,&Ay rtsOTttG 10 and is
very sooo metno0, although there is
still some Danger especially ii the body
is not put Gown deep enough 1t is
best always to burn the body thus elm
mating neaciy al possible chances Of
further Ganger. There should be GER
tain requireUe~+- Of state laws apply
ing to the treatment of dead bodies OF
diseased auiLla.S.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1904-11-19
ALFALFA FOR THE HOGS.
SooG for Bu;l-inC Up the frame of
Animal, Sut Should Pc Fed
with Discretion.

-
1 Tnere is no doubt that alfalfa Is one
ph the oest iO"~s lhat can be raised
tor hogs. IGs e~.tle man has come 20
fpprecIate the N~.Ce o. a4-a!Ia, aad
rneIeVeT ne M Vceh abe 10 raise al
khIa ne mas Gee so. lie has reCog-
elZec IL as "NN'N source OF protein.
ms hos raiser G other NSnd is COM
ing 10 reall2e "niv SLOWLY thet the hog
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1904-11-19
RDAY.. :. NOVEMBER 10. 1904
ANY Farmer Can l. aid At with Or
s1na1y Foo4- 49,. -..re me Ex-
Iense OF a Carpenter.

] Tie cut gives 4Eame and plan for
n builoiTs or stable generally used by
the sman .arme;s u estein Kentucky
E'he low cost OF 0ulid as is not the only
feature that recomme l0s II as il is quite
Foomy Tor the amount oi IVaterIai used
Amy farmer wl,n ORDINARY tools can
build il and save The expense OF a car
penter.
I The buildinz : 2+x2S set With To-
pot posts. arG fee+ r. ct 70 ecor
Fhe inside 6iy ons Il. four stalls,
khree Sxl0 feet Il 4 enc e,-S feet This
seaves a drivc0dy tc@24f>, In u corn
lib Sx16 feet. = ciib ma BE- divided
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1904-11-19
PLAN OF A -EzAP 1Ta2LE.

eto feed room al smaller c-'5s. The
SoundationS are Zones -. is inches in
me ground 49, I'D . .r-&es above
Surface. upon which posts are set, Sills
Ire used only uuCer crib on which floor
y laid.
Material REQUIRED. all rough lumber.
hosting approximately Sl00. is as fol-
BOWS: Twelve pieces 6x6 inch, 10 feet
and four pieces 6X6 inches, feet, for
eosta These may be ma de from straight
saphngs squared with ar az For
btringers. pieces 2x4 inches by 16 feet;
ID pieces 2x4 inches by 10 feet for grid
ers in driveway on which joists rest;
3 pieces 2xS inches by l6 feet: for ends.
, pieces 2x6 inches by l6 feet; for joists.
- pieces 2x4 inches ~ 10 feet. Ii pieces
sxf inches BY feet: for AK plates. 4
kieevs "a faJ6sre5- le.E0ot SD ,nis-es
Exf inches y. - .eo., raI,ols, % 2x6
Inches - 20 q '' -.
inches by 10 feet: roof strips. 900 lx3
Inches by IL lSvt. OatIenlng. 104 1.x4
inches = - - I'D &C :'.-es isxi
mche~ NV I" Co.,. hov ,-l ~~---r 1n4
boards ix12 incnes by 10 feet. and 4s
boards 1x12 inches 10y 10 feet; loft floor,
f6 b lrSs 80 '-~ rcs Nv 20 e~o.. crfb
Hoor SN0ar"@ W" to- &c ~ &c foot. IT
Vin ce"rtro e 7sa rl,'r~lec Ia'S r 'nches
% the weather. This plar IS sometimes
ehnaseo ano eniarpeo 10 3UxS2 feet or
SO1io Ieat. running driveway Icing thwise
~ stable. IN this case middle posts ex-
Bend 20 roof.-W. ]. Prindle, in Farm
snd Home
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1904-11-19

! Fee~..2 cv.., ~, ~ Lry is a VeXed
euest-oA, anG $50 &C ct solved the
proc,cm sat- ~,cr.iy : professor
once as'-ed > car-cr, what are you
teedi-g those hogs. nv friend?"
PCorn." said tho old farrrcr "Are you
feeding 1T wet or dry?" Dry" Don't
you know that ii vou Ieed IL wet TO the
noes they caG U.eesS AZ III ole-half the
timer" The = ~eacc,a9 = few mo-
meats and sa.-. -ow. sec here, pro-
lessor, how 49, = c. yoa calculate q
hos's time - 'v-s,H? 1t is not so
mucn a matter o, tn,e; - is the assilni-
VatioD which &c 40 'rr1crtert factor oil
feeCf-@ -AdS~'e~ 40 -,-,-~
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1904-11-19

side OF The corral. II VIII then swing
from TO d. Wei ,Aiz as --~ 5et, drive
the colt in the sna.. Kate ta), then swing
the large gate around 10 Il, which will
contire the cole - narrow space where
he cannot +urr around Y0u can now
reach him to how o N'y,, - env way he
cannot bite. 'ic' CT h'~- QUA. d.
Thomas, in Farm and .Cme
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1904-11-19
His Opinion of His Mother.

One day little four-year-old Elmer
had been naughty and his mother
found ii necessary to use her slipper
rather freely. When his father came
home to dinner Elmer said: Papa,
l wish you'd discharge mamma; she's
getting TOO bossy. Los Angeles Her
aid
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1904-11-19
Professional knowledge.

at am sorry, doctor, you were not able
TO attend my supper lest night; 1t would
nave done you good to be there"
TT has already done me good, mad
am. I have Just prescribed for three or
he guests. "-Chicaro Journal.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1904-11-19
Not strance.

There was strange man at the
door Just now, ma am, and l don't
think he could tell the truth If he
tried" said the maid.
why, then, DO you say he was q
strange man, Bridget" replied the
woman, who was living with her sec
ond husband -Yonkers Statesman
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1904-11-19

DOWN the chute ready for another.
They are worth their weight in silver
Tor this purpose. for by their aid il only
requires but a few minutes to load n
whole shipment
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1904-11-19
Among the Incurables.

Daisy-What do you think? Clarice
went and sang at an entertainment in
q private insane asylum.
Edie-Did sac say whether they
showed their insanity much?
"Oh. yes; tLcy encored her three
times. "-TiI-EfIs.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1904-11-19
DecoIlete.

Little Mable. aged three, likes slip
pers. one day her mother took her
to- a shoe store where a pair of shoes
was tried on her She looked at them
ard said:
Mamma. don't like these. l want
a pair of low-necked shoes. Little
Chronicle.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1904-11-19

eaSnl tanned in the
small yard shown
in me cut. Build
this l6xl6 feet.
- G thc safe (d'cl
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Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1904-11-19
Adapted.

as he still wearing that old straw
hat?"
mo, haven't you heard? He actual
ly bought a new felt one"
well, we'll. That's truly long
wanted felt, isn't t?"-Philadelphia
Press.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1904-11-19
The Point of View

The wheat crop NAV be short, or long;
IT may any up anu OuiHi
ChiropOdists VIII not care much
The corn crops their concern.
IN, 0. Times Democrat.