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The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1904-07-22
A MEDLEY
OF BARGA|XS
At hVERYS.

Still selling Lawns Chaies Batistes &c; soc Shirt
Waists 25c Decorated Paper Napkins forge: 22x4S in
Towels 20 inch Umbrellas 2c Drapery Musns &C.
veopes Batse Wrappers soc Corn Starch c Waters
White Can Rubbers 4c Mason Quart Jars soc doz
Ginger Snaps Hemp Carpet Ioc Corset Grdes 25c
Suspenders Maple Sugar Telescope Cases
25c and up; Ladies Jersey Vests sc and up; Mems Plaid
Jumpers Enameled Playing Cards Buggy Whips
SO Rugs 9Sc Yeast Cakes SC; Mems Seamless Socks &C.
$500 75c; So 5oc Ioc
Mems Handkechiefs Best Baking Soda. Call Bells,
Handle Bells &C. Thermometers and Barometers Nickel
Frame Specaces Gold Filled Specace 48c Jar Muclage
Ink &c. Vaselne,4c Safety Pins doz Fancy Shell Combs
Remnant Ribbon Basins and EACH Drinking Cups
each Large Wash Basin Pie Tins up Japan,
Tea Dust Talcum Powder sc; pckg Rolled Oats
Lace Curtains per pair and up Curtain Shades complete
up Smoking Tobacco $780, Odd Lot Ladies Black Hose
pair Hammock 75c up; good Laundry Soap cake
white Floating Soap will buy Harness Snap Egg Whip
Cake Tea Pot Knob Spool Thread Paper Pins Nickel Tip
Pencil Paper Hair Pins Handkerchief Box Matches Wardrobe
Hook, Be and visit the New Plate Glass Front
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1904-07-22
Queer Drunken Manias.

An English sheriff who died some
years since kept a record Of the curl
Gus cases Of drunkenness that came
under his observation. Several habit
ual cases had developed odd manias.
One woman who had been arrested 1G7
times for drunkenness in twenty-eight
years, had mania for breaking win
dows when she was intoxicated An
old soldier, suffering from. wound in
the head always stole Bibles when he
was tipsy. Another man stole nothing
but spades, while one woman's fancy
ran to shawls and anothers TO shoes.
A man named Grub was imprisoned
seven times for stealing tubs, although
there was nothing in his line of life TO
make tubs particularly desirable 20
him.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1904-07-22

We talk glibly about Pekoe, Bohea,
etc, but few people have any idea of
what these names signify.
"Pekoe" in the dialect OF Canton
means white hair" for the tea which
bears this name is made from the
youngest of leaves, so young that the
white down is still on them.
"Soochong" in the same dialect is a
quite unpoetic name; it merely signifies
"small kind"
"Flourishing spring" is the meaning
of "Hyson."
Congo" signifies labor" Much
trouble and toll are expended in its
preparation at Annoy, and these are
commemorated in its name.
"Bohea" is called after n range Of
hills
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1904-07-22
TRICKS OF THE BRAIN.
Experiences which Physiological
Theories Fail 10 Explain.

An uncle of mine with whom | was
walking In IA part of Yorkshire near
Skipton, where neither of Us had ever
been before, stopped suddenly to say,
when we turn that corner you will
see on the right an Elizabethan house
partly surrounded by trees, with lake
or large pond showing through them,
and I'm the middle of the water little
artificial island"
When we turned the corner we saw
precisely what he had described, and
yea he had never seen or heard or read
OF the place. The dual brain theory
fails here, since neither lobe of the
brain had received an impression of
the place before we turned the corner.
Jean Jacques Rousseau in his Con
LESSONS" says he foresaw in a reverie
while taking a solitary walk all the
Incidents of the happest day Of his life
as they occurred eight years later:
IL saw myself, as in an ecstasy,
transported into that happy time and
occasion, where my heart, possessing
all the happiness possible, enjoyed 1t
with inexpressible raptures, without
thinking of anything sensual. do not
remember being ever thrown into the
future with more force or an illusion
so complete as that which | then eX-
perienced. What struck me most in
the recollection Of that reverie, now
that it has been realized, is To have
found objects so exactly as ! had pic
tured them. IL ever the dream OF a
man awake had the air of a prophetic
vision that was assuredly such"
1t is, | think, noteworthy that in all
clairvoyant cases Of this kind the BODY
is through overwork or i'll health or
fasting or congenitally in the subdued
state to which the Indian mystic and
miracle monger reduces his own by
maceration. 1t was so with Scott ana
Rousseau. and with William Hone
when he had the following experience
recorded in his memoir. When worn
out with overwork he was shown into
a certain room in q certain part or
London where he had never been be-
fore.
ION looking around everything APP
peared perfectly familiar TO me. L
seemed to recognize every object.
said to myself: What is thisf l was
never here before, and yet | have seen
all this, and if so there is very pc
culiar knot in the shutter / opened
the shutter and found the knot. Now,
then, l thought, here is something L
cannot explain on my principles; there
must be some power beyond matter.
And from being a pronounced mate
rialist he became a believer in spirits,
and, indeed, eventually a profoundly
religious soul.-T P.'s London Weekly.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1904-07-22
THE cOsSAcKs.
A FavOrite Camp story Through
which Generals Arc Criticised.

Unlike other Russian soldiers, the
Cossacks are very intelligent in mill
tary matters and do not hesitate TO
crlticise their generals freely among
themselves. They have bitter tongues
and genius for satire. There is IA
vOrite story which has been told in
Cossack camps for generations. 1t Is
handed down from father to son, the
names being changed to fit the mill
tary commanders of the day. Freely
translated, 1t runs something like this:
The war god Of Russia was asleep
in heaven one day when he was awak-
ened by the confused clamor OF two
hosts in battle on the earth beneath.
He shouted to the Angel Gabriel:
look out and see what my Cos
sacks are doing"
"They are fighting the Turks, and
Prince Potemkin is leading them"
ooh, that's all right" said the war
god. Hes n good man."
So the deity went asleep again, only
to be awakened by another turmoil.
"What's that?' he asked sleepily.
"They are fighting the Turks again
under Suwarow."
Hes a fine fellow. They'll do all
right"
And so the story goes on intermina-
bly, around the campfire, each man
adding the name of his favorite COM
mander until at last one of them
makes the Angel Gabriel mention the
name OF some general who happens to
be regarded by the Cossacks as duff
fer. Then the next man makes the
war god reply in accents of great
alarm:
"Oh, my beloved Cossacks! They
must be pesishing under that man! 1t
is time | interfered. Hasten. Gabriel,
and bring me my long boots. for
must go down at once and save them"
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1904-07-22
|. Jay Cummings
...HE SELLS DRY GOODS ONLY.

You find so many nice goods there
Nice goods for Shirt Waists SC to 81 per yd
Nice goods for Wedding Suits 25c 70 5000 per yd.
Nice goods in the Underwear line SC to So each.
Nice goods in the Hosiery line loo to ST. per pair.
Nice goods Summer Glove line $50 81 per pair
Nice goods in the Jewel Case Corset line 25c to $3.50
goods for Hosiery and Underwear oc to soc each
Nice goods in Handkerchief line sc to $25o each.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1904-07-22
Real Estate Transfers.

Jas Jewell to Elsie Jewell; W a p
and e y y Sc a 13 Bangor; 81.
Elsie Jewell to JAS Jewell and W; same
as last above: 81.
Wilhelm Peterson to Sven Bergen;
"a d Decatur; 81.
Fred Kimbe to G II Showers lots 6
and and y lot blk 2 Furnace add
LawJon: $50.
BE Miller to f G Cogshall; lot 2 blk
D& w add South Haven; 81.
&c Cogshall to B f Miller and W.
same as last above: 81.
d. Styles to G w Noyes; y "a
n W "A II Decatur; $500.
CD Stephenson to j n Kirby; %
W "a 20 Arlington; $500.
Jas Curran to Nancy h. Smith; $ W a
W fl a Columbia; $1,000.
Davy Coykendall to 5 L Beam; lot !
and pit lot blk ii Bitely's add Lawton;
5000.
H d Harvey to II l. Trip; pit lots IL
and II Cross add Bangor; $500.
Harriet f. Keller to Levi Lamphear;
a sec IL South Haven; 8! 200.
II SlduuOCh W n 49,
city South Haven; 5000
CT Moberg to VIM Larson and W; pei
sec Bangor; $1,000.
VIM Baugher to + G Strom and W; s
- Sc sw "a 81 Paw Paw: 81 600
Jas Prentice to VIM Havens pei sec 8
Hartford; 5000.
Jake Heffner to Anna Swanson; pei
sec Hartford; loo.
Silva M Field to III X Walker and W;
4ss4 anw fl "a 81 Columbia; $1,000.
A fl Chandler to G w johnson and W;
lots 5 and blk Samson's add Hart
ford; $50.
Isabella Hicks to G Ii Barnes; lot 4
blk ii Lawrence; $3.50.
&c Stein to j Elliott; lands on sec ~
South Haven; l,5OO.
Mary l. Haustetter to f. L Conner; IL
sec 30 Arlington; 800.
Nathan Taplin to NARROW Wolcott; W
u Sc INV "a q Hartford; 500.
Elijah Sherburne to Sarah } Hawk;
lot sec IA Covert; 500.
l. M Pritchard ct al to Harriet Z
King: lot 2 blk 6 Stoves add Hartford;
$500.
EEKeyes ct al to w A Clark and W;
lot blk Y Decatur; $3.50.
Wilmina Rhodehand to Mrs a ID
Hicks; lot blk IL Lawrence; $50.
United States to j II Ostrom ct al; G
* and u w a Bangor.
United States to fl l. Root; "a ii
Bangor.
Ella f. Underwood to G II Underwood;
lots and blk 36 Paw Paw; SO.
f b Copley to A w Copley; 3 n
a and 4 a IL Decatur; 81.
Fletcher Stillson to r Miller; lot
blk ID a. w add South Haven; 500.
w p Curran to l. $ Monroe; lots ] to
4 Z blk 30 South Haven; 81.
l. S Monroe to w Z Curran and W
same as last above; 81.
l. S Monroe to Wm Boetticher; Az r
W a 30 South Haven; 81 200.
l. s Monroe to S G. Strickland; lot IL
blk Home add South Haven; 1915.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1904-07-22
He What You Are.

Associate reverently and as much as
you can with your loftiest thoughts.
Mans noblest gift to man is his sin
certify, for it embraces his integrity
also. The finest uses Of things are
the accidental. Routine is q ground
to stand on, wall to retreat to. Be
resolutely and faithfully what you
are, be humbly what you aspire to be.
Disappointment will make US CONVEX
SAINT with the noblest part Of our ma
ture. We render men the best ass At
ance by letting them see how rare a
thing it is TO need any assistance.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1904-07-22
Industrial Economy.

A locomotive engineer on an eastern
railroad said one day to his two fire
men, Suppose you fellows work as If
you, and not the company, were pay
ing the coal bills" During six months,
merely by careful firing, the men
caused a saving in coal, over the aver
age consumption of the engine, equal
to almost four times the amount of
wages paid the men for that period.
The engine was the same; the men
worked differently Work.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1904-07-22
TURTLE FLESH.
The abandonment of the Animals
Gives the Worst Meat.

The abandonment of the Animals
Gives the Worst Meat.
No one really knows how large tur-
tie may grow but certainly there does
not appear TO be much if any eXagger-
alton attached to the statements OF
Pliny and Strabo, who, describing the
chelonophagi Of the Red sea, say that
they utilized the shells of the turtles
they had eaten as roofs TO their huts
and boats for their feeble voyages
Strange to say, the handsomest tur-
tie, the hawks bill variety (Chelone i'm
bricata), furnishes the worst flesh, be-
ing so strongly favored with musk as
to be almost UNBEATABLE. This peculiar
ity would seem to point to diet of
squid since these mollusca are exceed
ingly musky. But 1t may not be out Of
place to remark here that turtle flesh.
even of the best sorts, is not nice, AS
Sam Weller's pieman hoarsely whis-
pered, Its the seasoning as does it."
a diet Of turtle steaks or of hashed
turtle or Of turtle soup, au naturel,
would soon sicken any one but saw
age. For sixpence or its equivalent in
most OF the West India island towns
one can get a heaped plate Of turtle
steak with bread or jams or sweet po-
tatoes al lib. But l never knew even
a hungry sailor who wanted more than
one meal week OF it, for all its cheap
ness. The fact is that in the cult of
turtle soup we are following "a long
way off, it is true the example set by
the Chinese, who love gelatinous soups
and pay fabulous prices for the nests
of the sea swallows, the hOlothuria, or
sea slug, and the sharks fins because
of their gelatinous qualities. - Frank
| II. Bullen in Leslie's.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1904-07-22

Jane Seymour was Boosting to Anne
Boleyn.
Henry has just asked me for my
hand" she remarked.
That's nothing" retorted the queen,
"he has just asked me for my head"
Subsequent events showed both la
dies granted the request.-New York
Tribune
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1904-07-22
Weeds.

A weed is a plant that grows in
abundance out of desired limits Any
plant may become a weed by escaping
from cultivation. Many plants that
with us are highly esteemed in other
countries grow as weeds, while, on the
other hand, our weeds are in other
countries sometimes highly priced.
The correc' use Of the word depends
altogether or circumstances.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1904-07-22

1.-THE train 1 was on this morning"
said little Elsie's papa, struck 3 poor
cow and cut her head right off,
my gracious exclaimed the little
girl 81 suppose the milk poured right
out all over the ground. "-Philadelphia
Press
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1904-07-22
Not Proposing.

Maud-I'm afraid intruded when 1
dropped in on you unexpectedly the
other evening. Mr.. Spoonamore look
ed as If he were proposing. Mabel
Well. he wasn't. He was only posing.
Chicago Tribune.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1904-07-22

You may be busy. but II you have
time to tell your troubles you are not
busy enough.-Atchison Globe.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1904-07-22

"Are you sure that mule is blindT'
Eyes. suh-in his eyes he is. but you
des orter see him feel fer YOU wild his
heels."-Atlanta Constitution.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1904-07-22

To endeavor to work upon the vulgar
with fine sense is like attempting to
new blocks with razor.-Pope.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1904-01-28
RECORD Run TO KANSAS CRY,
Wabash Train Makes Trlp In Five
Hours and Fifty Minutes.

Wabash Train Makes Trp In Five
Hours and FIFTY Minutes
wabash train No. 3. fast mall be
tween So Louis ard Kansas City.
made a record. breaking run from ST.
Louis to Kansas City Sunday after.
aeon.
The schedule time for starting Is
? - p. m, and the regular time for
the run Is sever hours and ten mih.
utes. No 3 started one hour late.
lost twenty minutes on the way and
pulled into Kansas City on time. max.
Ing the run IN five hours and fifty
minutes five minutes faster than any
previous record,
There was a full equipment o. q
mail car. combination car. chair car
and diner. Az many places along the
route the train showed a speed Of
seventy miles an hour. and between
Mexico and Montgomery City a mile
q minute was reeled off The dis
tancs Is ,wenty.four miles. and Il took
Just twenty. -four minutes Il maze the
trip.
The train was in charge OF Con
dustor }. S Gould, The engineer vas
Charles summernie-SL Louis Re
public.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1904-01-28

An experienced dinner committee
man nayas Il am IN favor OF a society
for the suppression o. toaatmastern
! an not IN favor o. SURPRISING them.
but would engage a nan with q club
70 bat them q good one II more than
one minute and q half was used IN In
PRODUCING . speaker. The usual toast.
master looks upon himself ~ the
band, while the rest OF the speakers
are spokes IN the wagon wheel
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1904-01-28
ARKANsas rRAyELfR REsPoMpEp.


Got Back IN Rhyms a Missouri -
cinc's General Passenger AssnG
n. G. Townsend. general passenger
and ticket agent o. the Missouri Pa
cihc With headquarters ~ g. Louis,
sent out a novel holiday greeting 70
patrons Of the road and was surprised
20 receive q response IN rhyme from
a man ia Arkansas. Here IL the greet
ing followed By the answer:
This 10 the train that runs 20 fast
Across The plains g gounteins vnafi
This 10 the train that-s neyet late,
Tbis % ihe train that rams out west.
And takes you thefe for work oE feeff
THE il me train that runs 70 the land
2 |.ss't ,ggs ss q s ss -h.sis
II serves 10 you the best % rafalss
This IL the train With lowest rate
y ssa, ssa y tn sss so so 20 ssss way.
See ~ C. Townsend. O. ?. A.
This Is what the Arkansas traveller
wrote in response:
u. c. Townsend. o. p A.
! received ygur card today
And I'm writing nov to.E1y
POUR traine Al-u- X
I'm n reg Jar passenger
And I'm here TO cell yen ali
1Es a cofker-Eure enough.
fPaeaEe don't taka This - q uH-
~ your trains are up 60 Erul--
Strictly in if-JuEt the Etunt
Makes me restless when ] read
~ tire comfort snd the speed
want 70 pack my clothes and skip
On that traiu-Seei What = trip4
Feed vou like q millionaire
Gpsht last read that bll-cf-fare!
Tender STEAKS well o1us or rare
Game and things from ewergBherei
Salads. deserts. coffee. cake
Wow IL makes ND stomach achff
And the rafcs-Im swear to you,
Same az cutting nnuEht ~ two
tShame 10 take such service cheap
Ought 10 make as pay a heap"
Guess I've said about enough.
Every word IL ~straiEht--no Gunl
So III sign myself. With cArst
Truly yoNrs. A. PAs6ENJAiRE
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1904-01-28

Mrs. Jersey vas unhappy over the
stern severity Of her new photographs
'Norah." she said 10 her pretty wait
reas. do you think this photograph
looks like met" Norah'n warm Irish
heart came 10 the rescue. ~shure,
Mrs. Hsrsey. dear" she replied, quick
~. ~ you looked like that would ]
eve have two afternoons a week.
Boston Christian Register.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1904-01-28

and cFMraNs fEm1tSsss kz9 h12Es - tie
s1GtFF aHa2 Na89 eENfnT s. dMs -
~ EasH cSs4xTA sewn~ J kzs@ g.
n C. GeA ~ O.
C&ear1h b q eFEEmE &Nuas eHAks
cNlY ~ sye4eISE sgaHaEr1r a rsnaneV
tAss ezrM un&Nrrh mEM N1w Gnsc4F a.
~ c4 nerve GsztsrN wEEE
Feruza d1RA
PerunA trmantszF MreaEsa Eha
12rwe ee11eFs wk4EA Esa F1z11F - So
wuccuE wezsN Eheu NagarH E@
agps9 uh2 oa.4Esh - gEF
c8rr1
II y1 d nMa &@rE pwuUs ard B
lactDy ra1s frgz tAs as * HErEAs
write - ouoe 10 Er hNrDN7- EFEzE q
fan Statement - Frrr case n4 he nEl
- piakN1 - grs gga his FElz4he 81
SME NrEtA
A31rxes Dr. E&rSnEz- PrrE5Et a Ia
EAr1zsn SAriasr1aM. CsfsMk1A &n
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1904-01-28
Not Afrnld q az Mul..

A farmer near Cape Girardeau. NO.
who means business, has put the fol-
lowing sign on a fence post In front
Of his house; @Wanted-Too bye q
mule, fifteen hands high. IN you can
trade come and let me 2 you. Don't
keer fer meeness. Kin handle any
mule this syde Of he'll"
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1904-01-28

George tells me that his father
died Of indigestion" remarked the
bride Of two short weeks. I'm awful
glad ! found il out
why sof asked her dearest friend
Because. she replied. under the
circumstances George viii never dare
refer to the bread and pies his mother
used 70 make"
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1904-01-28

A man hears mighty few kind words
He doesn't suit his wife or his chill.
dren and the neighbors have frequent
occasions 10 be shocked Give a nan
a kind word and he is 70 unaccus-
toned 70 Il hat he will almost shrink.
a. from 8 bioE.-Atehlson tKAn.l
Globe.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1904-01-28

He was captain Of the a brigade,
and before the bar be stood-twas
not the bar Of justice. but another jus;
as good He laid thereon a nickel and
said, FIJI up de can" The bsFkeep
yanked the faucet and the bucket hall
fun ran. The captain gRzed In wonder,
then spake he after while. Say Gully.
wot's de matteTF Dat Amt de same
ole snilet"
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1904-01-28
10000 Plnnt. for "a.


This r. a remarkable offer M John
A SasEeF Seed Co. La Crosse. Via.
makes. They will send you their big
plant and seed c~staloE, together vita
enough seed 70 grow
lQoo nne. solid Cabbagea.
Z0QQ delicious Carrots.
1000 blanchinE. nutty Celery.
1900 rich. huttery Lettuce.
leo splendid Onions.
leo rare. luscious Rsdfshes.
1895 Eloriousiy brilliant Flowers.
This great offer Is made IN order to
induce you 20 try their warranted seeds
for when you once plant them you
viii grow no others, and
AL ToB Bur 76c POSTAGE,
providing you viii return this notice.
and II you viii sen them rec sn post
age. they viii add TO the above q pack
age OF the famous BeTliner C~auiinower.
(W. n. "
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1904-01-28
"A sumlnO oss.,,on-

One hroiiinE July day Uncle Zeke.
an aged ~cullud gemman. who uaE
pushing a barrow Of bricks paused "a
dash the sweat from his dusky brow
then. shaking his hst al The sun. b
a~pogtrophlnea Il thus;
40 the LAwd's sake. var EuG 20
last Janooaryg
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1904-01-28
Rest for the Eyea.

A medical Journal says that in the
continued use Of the eyes In such
work a. sewing. ~typewriung. book
keeping. reading and studying the
saving point Ia looking up from the
work al short intervals and looking
around the room. This practiced
every ten or fifteen minutes relieves
the muscular tension and resm the
eyes.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1904-01-28

That is Ajax defying the Light.
ming
Wen answered the la with the
timerous manner. there's Always q
strong chance that lightning won't bit
anybody. II the same amount Of
electricity had been after him IN the
battery Of an automobile DON'T think
Ajax would have been 50 courageous.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1904-01-28

Anyway. there's DO marrying In
heaven. groWied the old bachelor pas
seDgeT as be Elared heroely al the bri,
dal couple aenos the aisle.
Wei. ! don't care retorted the
blushing bride. As she nestled her
head on the manly bosom Of her nc.
complete. there is heaven In marriage
anyway"
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1904-01-28
And . No lie.

And That's No lie.
Brown-EveV president shouid be
given q second term
Green-Because uhy1
BroEn-FeWer Of his friends would
be disappointed during his second
term
Green-How do you figure that outf
BroWn-why. he would have fewer
10 disappoinL
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1904-01-28

can nssng ALIENS FOoT-EAEE, and
rsn truly SAY J Weaid not have . without
ID - long. had I kBoWu b relirfA u Would
rive ms aching fest ithtnh " = rare good
thsng for saYunc having sore or tired feet
Mna MAtiiAa moitssrt, Providence r. J."
Sold ~ AL Druggists, &c Ask today.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1904-01-28
Ne Great plHerenee

Bnker-My sakesl Here's q story
of a man gulng 10 marty > Wonaa BE-
doesn't know.
Enpcck-rhat's nothing. The cnis
diHsreneo between him ard the oihers
who marry ia that ms fellow lsns e..
eeived % the polnt of thinklaE ~
knows her.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1904-01-28

|OF TTE nY1


Fred-The ingenuity o. wornan -
certainly beyDna ne eouprehenSion
q mar.
1oe-Whats worrying you nOur
Fre6-Wby, young Blanks EWest
heart sent him an ~elabogatsiy ON
structed penwipeF for a Christmas
present and be Nors il 20 ehurch an.
der ghs impression that Il Nas q Esw
tangled craYAL
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1904-01-28

Many a self.made man would prob
ably turn out = different kind Of q JOB
II given another trial.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1904-01-28

The two greatest fodder plants On
earth. one good Tor ~ tons hay and the
other 50 ton green fodder per acre.
Grows everywhere, 30 does victoria
Rape. yielding Ea.eoo lbs. sheep and
swine food per acre.
grsT sESp 100 ~ sFANFs 10 THu
John A. EalreF Seed Co. Ia Crosse,
wis. and receive 50 return their b4g
cataiog and lots Of farm seed sampler
CN. 81. U
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1904-01-28

Try me just once and | am sure
20 come again. Defiance Starch.