Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-02-06
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She-I just know you don't love me
as you did. He-But, darling, how can
you think that? Because you are not
half so foolish as you were Life.
Not In His Line: Employer-Yoa
don't seem to be able to do anything.
New Clerk--Well, L always had a po-
litical job until | struck this one
Judge
Benedict-Milton's wife left him.
didn't she? Bachelor-That's the
story. Did he write anything after
that event?' oh, yes-'Paradise Re
gainedr
He--I think the bride was wonder
fully lucky In receiving so many beau
tiful wedding presents. She-Oh, she
always was lucky in that respect
Brooklyn Life.
Casey throuble over at
Clancy's. Costigan-Phwnt is ut3
Casey-A family foight Costlgan--
Shure that's not throuble, that's enjye-
ment--Tit- Bits.
Little Willie-What is the difference
between character and reputation. pa?
Pa--Character is luxury. my son,
while reputation Is a necessity.
cago Daily News.
The Brute--What are you thinking
Of, Mamie? Mamie am dreaming
Of my youth. The Brute thought
you had a faraway look in your eyes.
Princeton Tiger.
PA, what Is model man2" "A
model man, my son, is generally
very small sample copy, or facsimile.
putty. Smart Set.
! Cope--I hear your boss expects to
raise your salary this month? Hope
So he says, But he hasn't succeeded
in raising all of last months yet
! Philadelphia Ledger
Accounted For; How did you get
your black eye. SamboY' "Well, boss,
yer see was out a-lookin' fer trouble,
and dis ere eye was de fust Z find It,"
-Yonkers Statesman.
us your daughter happily married,
Mrs. Ashleigh?" 'Oh, yes She and
her husband are both devoted 60 their
clubs, and often don't see each other
! for two weeks at timer
what makes you think she has e.
/ saving sense of humorY' Because
she laughed so heartily when she de-
scribed the way you proposed to her
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
First Author--How many copies OF
your book have been sold? Second
Author don't know. | haven't seen
anything about the sales except the
| publishers lfidavit.-~Life
II asked her IL she would scream for
her mother il kissed her" what
did she say" "She said her mother
was fully capable of doing her own
screaming, Houston Post
Then you have no sympathy for the
deserving poor" said the charity
worker. Me- retorted the self-made
man; why, sir, ! have nothing but
sympathy. Chicago Daily News.
Deledia--Phat are yez doin, takin'
the lock or the cupboard dure, Pat?
Are yez chrazy? Pat--No, darlint; tn
dochtor tould me to-day that l must
quit boltin' me food-and I'm goin' to
obey insthrustions!
Yes. I'll give you g meal OF vic
tuals If you'll shovel of these side
walks" Would you not prefer, mad
am, to have me shovel off the snow?"
Poor fellow! Have you tramped an
the way from Boston p Chicago Trib-
u1e
Sandy Why are yer runnin' so fast.
pard? Cinders-Dere's lynchin' mob
behind me Sandy--Dey don't want to
lynch yer, do dey? Cinders-No. but
dey want dis clothesline I'm wearIn
as suspenders fer der Chicago
News.
What's all this fuss aboutY asked
the policeman, stepping between the
two young men. The one that had got
the worst Of IT and was wiping the
blood from his nose pointed to the 9th
er fellow. He can tell yOu her name
II he wants to-" he said. II WON'T
Chicago Tribune.
ears. eyes and nose. And think It's
got It's fathers hair" said the Joyful
young mother, "oh, Is that who's got
It? / noticed 1t was missing" And
as the tall girl with the suave man
ner said this. the mother looked du-
biously at her-Judge-
"Oh, yes. I've opened an Office" said
the young lawyer; you may remember
that you saw me buying an alarm
clock the other day" Yes" replied
his friend; you have to get up early
these mornings, Ell" "Oh, no. | use
It to wake me up. when It's time to
go home. philadelphia Press.
Such Is Fame.-"Mr Henpecque, let
me introduce you to the Count do
Dieppe" "Ah, Get eeZ re honor to meet
musician. / hear sar, Eat you an
your family play ze music" "Why, /
don't know the first thing about mu-
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