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A Good Scheme.

Reginald Vanderbilt, admirably
dressed, sat in his box at the Phila
delphia horse show.
Hes no fool" an elderly PhiIadel
phian said of the yong man. Had he
not been born rich he would hav.
made great success in life. III tel
you of an incident that exemplifies tbs
readiness and alertness of his mind.
Gle was travelling one day from
New York to Boston. The weather
vas warm and now and then he would
put his head out of the window to see
the landscape better. Thus, all of g
sudden, his hat blew Off.
Quick as a flash young Vanderbilt,
reached for his hat box and tossed il
cut of the window after his hat A
shout of laughter arose.
"'What on earth did you do tina;
for?' everybody said you don't ex
yect your hat box to bring your bat
back do your
"T do revlied the young man
There's no name in the hat, but my
full name and address are on the box
They'll be found together and both
will be forwarded to me promptly .
Pittsburg Dispatch.
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TIE GROCERY MAN.

.Iye cot some good news for you,
Tvelyn,' said the grocery man, as ne
unloaded his packages On the kltchen
table. I'm going to quit my fool
ishness.
"It's amout time" remarked the
pretty cook.
"Better late than never said the
orocerynan. I'm savin' my wages
nov. | seen piece in the paper about
. business man can go into with
81 900 capital It's a winner. There
amt no mistake about that. 1t brings
feller in steddy income of $50 per
week, and doubles up his thousand in
side o. six months.
81 don't see where the good news
comes in for me on that" said the
pretty cook.
"you think because I'm going to get
rich I'm likely to go back on you'
said the groceryman. "I'll love yo"
Jest the same.
"That's a blessin'" said the pretty
cook 81 was worrying about th2t
"How long do you think it's going to
take von TO save the s1,oo0?'
81 hadn't figured that out exactly
replied tho sroceryman. 1T seems 10
ME oughtn't to take long. can sh"'
81 an tho evenin' can. That's 80 cents
. 7,,oals claar-sometimes 40 cents.
CON ,aarn to shave myself. That's 81
cents more. can quit playing the
cloi machine for cigars at Bergman, s.
That ought to put me dollar or so 10
The GOOD. can stay at nome ooil'
d,vs an, salt down what I'd be oio"-
-. an cor fare and things like that
There amt no rea use in NE soihs 70
= how three evenings in week.
.v-bats the business?' inquired "
nrettv cook. with mild iterest,
y amt cutie sure replied the gro,
.-or,.,,an "All it says is that an ener-
sstfc young man with $1,000 capl.a'
can double his money in SIX months
a,a ba assured a steady income OF
aftv par investigated it says |
ihayen,t investigated yet but I'm say
ing nv money
That's all right - said the prett'
cook. "All you need is the money
and tho energy At the rate you're
saving vou'u get the money inside OF
five years
"Ill get It before that If can pick
a winner at the races next month,
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from the start; while if you give
vent to them in clarion tones they are
sure TO say that your voice is that
O. man who will not allow his wife
10 call her soul her own, and that it
is evident that poor Jessie has been
bullied into it.
Don't for goodness sake sign the
marriage certificate with trembling
hand. as folks do in novels. Think
that you are signing a receipt for an
asset which represents millions Of
collars in love and comfort. N. B.
1t requires powerful imagination to
, do this.
Always wear high collar when get
ting married. 1t enables you TO walk
down The aisle after the ceremony
with your bride on your arm in the
radiantly happy style so much appre-
ciated by connosseurs at weddings.
Furthermore keep your head up
when you reach the church door and
the confetti commences to shower
| If you duck, as most silly bride
Srooms do, you are certain to get
several handfulls down the back of
your neck, whence Il percolates nn-
comfortably through the whole sys-
TEN to the boots. A very high tight
collar is a true friend in such a sit
uat;on.
Do not talk about the weather to
your wife on the way home from the
church. There arc far more attract-
i've subjects-such as the war and
prospects Of the football season.
Do not let any sense of false mod
esty prevent you from making a
hearty wedding breakfast. It will
probably be the last free meal YOU
: will have the opportunity of partak-
ing for some time. Joy in the posses
sion of your wife may de,ract from
your appetite to some extent; but re-
member you will have her with you
| all your life. while wedding break
fasts do no. come every DAY.
In replying to the toast of the bride
and bridegroom, do not say that you
hope this may not be the last time
that you may see their smiling faces
sathered together under similar con.
ditions Your wife may nisconstrue
Your meaning.
It is the correct thing before start.
ing on the honeymoon to kiss your
mother-in-law goodb by. You may also.
+ you wish, kiss the bridesmaids
in fact, kiss all the ladies' Such a
chance viii no5 be yours again in q
hurry.
Marry a girl whose surname begin,
With the same letter as your own, if
possible, as she will appreciate it. 1t
saves her buying new trunks with
fresh initials on them, re-marking
clothes and handkerchiefs, re-nlaking
monoeHams. and g dozen other detail s
Of The utm0s; Importance.
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said the ar0cerylnna. III have $40
by that time, al if can land on SO
to | shot I'ln fixed for my Investment
right there. Would you sooner have
one o them little houses in the SUI
burbs or fat right here in town, Ev
eljna-or would voM sooner board?"
"Nayioe vol Won't have yorr chance
next month said the pretty cook.
Sure thing said the grocerymar.
I've never seen the time yet when
there wasn't an active demand for en-
e,getic young men with a good ad-
dress and thousand punks. 1t amt
never less than 200 per cent interest.
For some reason, though, the young
men with the dough seem shy. Why is
it,"
That's easy replied the pretty
cook. What would young man want
to put his money into poor paying
thing like that for, when he can take
it down to the races and get 1000
for every thousand he bets on q
h0rse?"
you've got good business head on
YOU said the eroceryman, admiringly,
I never thought of that"
your head wasn't made for think
ing" said the pretty cook. "Now you
take your basket and clear out of
here
'tYou don't mind if I don't send you
any more rosettes for the present,
them" asked the Croceryman as he
pickd up his basket. you won't feel
hurt if | don't buy any more jeweiry
until I've saved enough to start the
thing along?"
"Oh,' get QUIT" cried the pretty
cook.
''WeH,' said the groceryman, with
an injured expression, ''if you're go
ing to act like that I'll bedoggoned if
II save any money. It's all off, and
YOU ! got yourself to thank for it."
= h.-,o News.
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Hints to Bridegrooms

They're talking about what tn
bride is to wear;
They re talking about how she'll do
up her hair;
| They're Quarreling over the bridal
bouquet
| | lis,en in silence to all they say.
They treat me as though | was chain
ed to my doom,
Alack! What am /? am only the
groom,'
Thus runs a Verse of The Bride
Sroom's Song 1t is quite true
From her youth up until the time she
stands at the altar a girl has how to
behave at wedding" as part of her
education until she is permeated with
II to the very fingertips. Hitherto no.
body has taken The luctless bride.
sroom by the hand, and guided
his lettering footsteps in the proper
pah. speaking fguratively, says the
Chicago journal
For the benefit of prospective BRIDE
e:ooms the following instructions are
given at this late day.
Always take a walk in your wed
ding shoes the night before the cero-
nony. II you Go not their raw new
ness VII be apparen to everybody n
the church when sou kneel down,
and if, as is often the case. the prica
is marked on the shoes IN ink, that
fact will be patent also. Yo1 woudn
care for everybody to know that your
wedding shoes were 'warranted
solid leather, $3.50" would you?'
Invite as many of your bachelor
friends as possible to the wedding
breakfast. It costs you nothins-the
brides parents have TO provide this
and they are sure TO give you more
sensible presents than salt cellars and
standard lamps. Such useful things
for the home as smokers companions
ard spirit cabinets.
Do not lounge against the wall with
your hands in your pockets while
awaiting the arrival of the bride. The
attitude would, OF course, convey to
the congregation the fact that you
are cool and collected; but it is not
che adop ed a; the best society we'd
digs.
Ever # you are noted for your
originality in the matter Of ideas be
conventional for once, especially in
the mater of dress. Your bride will
be far happier to see you at the altar
in q frock coat suit than she would
if YOU donned a golf costume and a
red necktie Please her in this little
hing for once. even if you never do
ANYTHING TO merit her approval again.
Remember there are many JEALOUS
eyes in the church burning to pick
holes in the ,0ut ensemble.
Speak The response in level, me-
dium voice Ii you utter them SOFTLY
some Of your brides Girl friends VIII
be sure to say you were fri&h ,ened
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OPINIONS OF tRE-S AND IjBLi
PREDICTION, VERIFIED.

New York Herald Naye: Ladies' like
Nune. Cua. b 'iian,i, Ss oil Nehdanti
command tie respect of the public
and have been cordially received by
Americans.
L91don Daily TELEGRAPH SAYS: Nine
Cumberland and SA bil Nendanti
have raised palnistry To the dignity
1f n profession.
Major Lewis Gintcr, of Richmond.
Va, The tobacco king. says: "Thpir
advice has saved me thousands o.
dollars
joaquin Miller: They are able eA-
pOnents of an exact science, which
explains the my steries IF HE. All
should see them
n Rider Haggard, the famous Au-
thor, writes: Tney are u,q le,tiol-
ably ada chiroiogists.
Henr, +. D,xrv. the we'll known
actor, says: They are verita bic VIZ
ards.
These ladies have the honor t.; rt :
fer to any of tn. following name~ ,
who have had readiu1e: thief Justice
Fuller, Minister WI, Mrs Furak, r
and family. Senator Manly. ReIva
Lock WOod. Senator Alh' id Hr, Rich
aId Croker, and Gen. ID. Vaequ,Z.
Hours from 20 a. IN. to 9p. m.
Give these ladies call aud be COP
WINGED of their wonderful power
Satisfaction positively guarantee Z.
PArl0rs located Ill Main Street
in building formerly occupied by
Joe G. Meyer.
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he Iron Mountain will sell tickets
fate Of one fare plus fifty cents for
nd trip to Ell Paso, Tex, account
National Irrigation Congress, No
bber Is to IS. Tickets to be on
November II and 12, with final re-
B limit leaving Ell Paso not later
3 November %. Excepting that
tickets with joint agenl
Fl Paso on or before November l9
payment of fee of fifty cents an
nsion of final limit making ticke
d for return leaving FL Paso not
than thirty days from date OF
After the close of the Irrigation
eress side trips may be obtained
Ell Paso to the following points in
co: Ell Paso to Chihuahua and
n, ssJ5; Ell Paso to Parral and
b, SIS? Ell Paso to Torreon and
p. $1S.15: FL Paso to Aguascalien
md return, $25; Ell Paso to Quad
ra and return, $2S; Ell Paso to
Go City and return. s2S.
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eT. l., !. M. & s.
SPECIAL RATES.

The Iron Mountain will sell hCEe-
,eekers' excursion tickets at a rate OF
me fare plus two dollars for round
,ip to points in Mexico, Texas and In
Ian and Oklahoma territories. Tick
It's on sale October 4 and Is and No,
,ember / and Is, also December and
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Coach Excursion.

81 Round-trip coach excursion tickets
will be sold to St. Louis September
i5. 1e, II and each Sunday, Monday,
Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday
Thereafter until November so. Final
init seven days, but II no case later
han December 5.
S. NJ. DICKEY, Agent.
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The Iron Moutain will sell tickets at
He of eight dollars and fifteen cents
#St. Louis and return, account the
idfld's fair. Tickets on sale Sunday,
66nday, Tuesday, Wednesday and
1hrsday of each week during the
u tbs of September, October and
y tember. All tickets to be limited
|1 return passage to seven days from
e of sale, but not including date OF
but in no case later than Decem
5.
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Not True to Her Sex.

Mrs. Homer-The wife of QUE new
neighbor is awfully selfish.
Homer--So?
Mrs. Homer-Yes. She insists or
keeping everything she knows to her
self,
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Kuropatkin would he a military he
re if fame rested on saving armies in
stead of destroying them.
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'SI|||||||a|| IS IS

Home Visitors Excursions. The
sale of round-trip home visitors eXcur-
tsion tickets is hereby authorized to ter
ritory specified herein, at the follow
Ing round trip rates and arrange
1aents: Territory-Iowa, all points;
Wisconsin, all points; Nebraska, all
points; Minnesota. all points; North
Dakota, all points; South Dakotao, all
points; Missouri all points north OF
the St Louis-Kansas City lines of the
Missouri Pacific railway; Michigan,
all points in Michigan north and west
CT Lake Michigan. Rate, one fare plus
81 for the round trip. Dates of sale,
October II and 25 and November s
and %. Return limit, thirty days from
date of sale. Stop-overs can be arrang-
under conditions regulating stop overs
at these points.
General Association Arkansas Bap=
t:st church, Little Rock, Ark, NO
yeuber 4 to s. For he above occa-
son the following round trip rates
.and arrangements are authorized to
III little Rock: Rate, cne fare plus %
cents for the round trip. Dates OF
sale. November to s. Return limit,
November 8.
Arkansas State Baptist convention
PINE Bluff. Ark. November IS to 81.
For the above occasion the following
round-trip rates and arrangements ar
authorized to Pine Bluff, Ark: Rate,
one fare plus 80 cents for the round
trip. Except that open rate Of one
and one-third fare will apply from
nearby points from which such basis
makes a lower rate. Dates of sale,
November i to q, inclusive. Return
limit. November %.
National Irrigation congress, FL
Paso, Texas, November 10 to IS. For
the above occasion the following
round-trip rates and arrangements are
2authorized to Ell Paso, Texas: Rate,
Zone fare plus 50 cents Tor the round
At, .Ty Dates of sale, November 10,
II; and -. Return limit, November
Ss22, for leaving Ell Paso. Extension OF
limit, original purchasers of tickets
I&can secure an extension of final limit
Aafor leaving FL Paso not later thaa
thirty days from the date of purchas
by personally depositing their tickets
with the joint agent not later than
Eovember 10. and upon payment OF
fee of SO cents az such time
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know the outcome OF Your present
distress.
The happiness of our future lie may
depend upon the right solution
and proper advice.
There ale no mistakes in the predic-
tlons made bv these great and
wonderful Indies.
You may wish to know 'if it is ad
visabie to make a change in bu, i
rees. in love. in marriage.'
Shall | succeed in INV new under
taking? Can obta: my hopes,
my wishes, my ambitiOns?"
"ShAll ever erjoA the luxuries Of
wpalth?'
Can | trust MY trirnds?"
Nv hen shall | marrNo
"How often shall l marry
"Shall ever be divOrced?'
Does another share the love that
rightfully belongs to me?
j. there any rival in my lovt?'
Nv ten shall my love siiair terml-
nate in marriage?'
Nv hen shall my domestic troablps
enG?'
30" can make my life and home
happAa! 49,
When shall my absent friends re-
turL?
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FOOTBALL BEGINS
AT pUNAHOU

AT $3.50 p. m. on the Punahou field
today the football teams of Oahu Col
lege and Kamehameha School will
meet. Both teams are in fine condition
and close game is expected. opin-
ion is evenly divided as to who should
win. This will be the first game Of
the season OF 1904 and followers of the
game are wondering what will develop
in the way of new plays.
The two teams will face each other
in the following positions:
Kams-Kaeo. center; Robinson. right
guard; Arnold, left guard; Hamauku,
right tackle; Mahukona, left tackle;
Maioho, right end; McCandless, left
end: Morton (capt.). quarter; Desha,
right half: Oliver, left half; Meyer,
full.
Oahu-Cooper-W Wilmington, center:
Wright, left guard; Pau, right guard:
Larsen, left tackle; McDougall, right
tackle; Cooper Wilmington, left end;
Hanchett, right end; Ahrens (capt).
quarter; Lyman. left half; Pa, right
half; G. Judd, full.
Officials will be Benson and Turner.
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ONE BIG DRAWBACK
TO SMALL FARMING

Editor Advertiser: Having read the
different articles in different papers on
Small Farmers it seems to me that
the small farmer has a very poor show
outside, perhaps, of the island of Oahu,
and those who are near enough TO the
ports of IIilo and Kahului to haul their
own produce to the steamers that run
direct to the Coast.
Where the farmer has to depend on
the steamship companies for get
ting his produce to market, he is met
with such prohibitiye prices that there
is nothing left for the farmer. Any
smallAfarmer will have at different
times a few head of cattle to dispose
of, mostly small cattle weighing from
one hundred and fifty TO two hundred
pounds, which. if he can get from
eight to ten cents per pound, helps him
along, but when the steamship COM
pany charges four dollars to take this
small bullock fourteen miles. it leaves
almost nothing for the poor little farm
er.
Now. this is no pipe dream, but is
exactly the treatment that Molokai
small farmers receive. They have a
few head of cattle to dispose of and
can get a better price for their cattle
in Lahaina than in Honolulu owing to
the over supply of cattle from the big
cattle ranches, and when they found
8. market for what few cattle that they
had in Lahaina at a fair price, they
were met by, first demand for seven
dollars a head, big or small, for trans
portation from Pukoo to Lahaina, a dis
lance of about fourteen miles, and later
on the price was reduced to four dol
lars per head, big or small.
AS cattle have and are being taken
from ports on Molokai to Honolulu, for
small stock one dollar and half to
seventy-five cents per head, and big
cattle three to three fifty per head, 1t
is hard for the small farmer to under
stand, why the big difference in prices
between Molokai and Maui ports, and
Molokai and Oahu ports, unless it is
that the small farmer has dared to in
wade the sacred precincts of the big
man or men on Maui, and by SO doing
have reduced the price of beef to the
consumer in -Lahaina, to q, price that
the poor man can at last afford to buy
beef, which he could not afford to do
before and all on account of competiS
ton, meat row selling at two pounds
for a quarter, and better meat at that,
where it used to sell for seventeen to
twenty cents per pound and poor meat
at that. Al. attempts of the Moioka1
cattle raisers to get a price from the
steamship that would leave something
for the small man having failed.
BY publishing these few lines. the
general public will have a good idea of
one big drawback to small farmer
having much show.
MOLOKAI.
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pei game by innings vas as fonows:
MAKIKIs VS.. IRON WORKS.

The first game of the day was be-
tween the Makikis and Iron works,
The Iron men We're not in it after the
second inning, for with one exception
the Maldkis piled up their runs by
| threes, The Iron men seemed handi-
capped with their battery. putting in
two pitchers during the game. Kaia.
| who pitched part of the time. had a
peculiar throw, which mystified the
| Makikis for a while.
| The Makikis scored a cipher in the
first inning. The Iron Works came up
| and tore OFF two runs, Kaia making a
long hit between center and left field
| which brought in Nahiwa, and then
Kamana came in while somebody was
flddling with the ball
| This made the Makikis somewhat
sore, for they proceeded TO knock the
stuffing out of the bail and succeeded
in scoring three runs. Simpson drst
came home on Aylett's tap TO left field
and then En- Gee landed a three Dagger
in center field bringing Aylett home
speedy little En- Gee coming home on
Harry Bruins safe smash.
But the Iron men were not to be out
/ ooAAC' AoI 4NctIINd gave the Ddl4
whack which sent it clear over right
field for home run, also bringing in
Kalawana.
| Honan of the Makikis got home in the
next inning, tying the score.
/ In the fourth inning, Aylett, En- Gee
| and II. Bruins succeeded in making the
/ rounds of the diamond and tapping
home plate on the finish. 1t was good
stick work throughout
/ Both sides took ciphers in the fifth
| and sixth. Then trio of runs were
/ piled up in the seventh inning by the
Makikis, Freitas knocking a two-pagger
| which brought in Honan, and then
! Simpson delighted his friends by send
| ing the ball past the fielders, scoring a
| home run and bringing in Freitas. That
was ali, for in the next two innings
neither side scored. The Iron Works
| took one run in the seventh.
| The lineup was as follows:
| Iron Works-Nahiwa, S.; Kaia, 3b
] and p: AHA, 1b; Noa, rf.: Pryce, c:
| Kamana. and sb; Kalawana, 2b;
| Wood. If: Hussey, eff.
Makikis-En Gee, IS; H Bruins. 3b;
Kila, c; Roe, If; Honan. CT; c. Bruins.
| Id; F. Freitas, p; Simpson. IF; Ay-
lett 2b
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GOLF ON MAN0A
LINKS YESTERDAY

AT the Manoa Club Sunday, H. 3.
Sinclair defeated F. S. MunseH for fifth
place in the club championship list. At
no stage of the game was Sinclair in
danger. He seemed to have the game
well in hand from the start At the
finish Sinclair was four up and three
to play.
Thayer and Derby were the only
couple to start in the match play
tournament. Thayer won four up and
three to play.
There was a large crowd on the links
the whole day and it seems as though
the game of golf was becoming more
popular every day.
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WILL E. FISHER,
AUCTIoNEER.
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through the air swiftly down to right
field and long-legged Parr and equally
long-legged Cramer tore around the
diamond as il pursued by the evil one.
They passed the home plate safely and
then the game stopped
The lineup was as follows:
Aalas-E- Ayau. ss3 sullivan. IF;
Anderson. p; Luning, c; Kuhina, 1b;
Kalolo. Sb: Macfarlane. 20; olmost, CT:
W. Ayau. IT,
Artiilerys-Reardon. 3b; Ripberger.
c; Gephart, 2; Connel. IS: johnson, 2b:
Cramer, CT; Parr. IF; Stapleton. If:
Stone. 1b.
The game by innings was "a follows.
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GRoTEsoUE SUPERSTITION.

grotesque story superton from the Pennsylvania
village Rensselaer, which this has suffered severely from
drouh whisper getting abroad that this due spell
place by resident named Bordas who had
weeks the inhabitants acting the advice of
neigbong village exhumed the body mid
night ncanaons, hurled the body from
ptchors the time violently restraining from
the have been arrested and this time
example is be made
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TWILIGHT DEFEATED
STEAM LAUNDRY

An exciting game of baseball was
played yesterday morning on the Ma
kiki ground between the Twilight and
Steam laundry mines, in which the
former came out victors by score OF
10 to 5. The Laundrys had their hands
full from start to finish, so that they
didn't have a chance to starch their
.oppenenAs~as they had intended.
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TO LET.

s20.oo-Cottage on Anapuni street. first
house on the left hand side from
Wilder Ave: rooms, bath, etc.
S15.00-Cottage at Waikiki, near John
Ena's place. on the beach road: 8
rooms, bath, etc.
S25.0O-Cottage on corner Kinau and
Pensacola streets; 6 rooms, bath,
etc; newly painted and in good con-
dition.
And many others. Call for list.
WILL E. FISHER,
Real Estate Agent and Auctioneer, $50
Merchant Street.