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The Washington times., 1904-04-15
BEARS LAUNDERING
COTTON TO LOWER PRICES

NEW YORK. April 15.-The cotton
exchange opening today was awaited
with considerable interest Prices at
the start seemed to be a shade better
than due on the cables from Liverpool,
which while strong cary, reacted be-
fore the local market started. Shorts
were the principal buyers Of July. and
there was also some commission de-
mand based on the more confident
feeling developed BY the advance OF
yesterday, but the bears hammered the
market on the bulge and they finally
pushed prices down. Selling by brok ers
usually identified with New Orleans
houses somewhat puzzled the crowd,
although offerings come mostly from
bear sources here, evidently designed
10 keep the market from attracting
too much bull company.
NEW YORK, April 1.-THE following
prices were quoted on the floor today:
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The George A. Treadweil
Timing Company

Owns the richest-unless il may be that It's
near neighbOT the United Verde, Is equally
Tich-9nd certainly the most extensive property
On the Verde Belt, and il is SO situated that
II can produce copper as cheaply as IL can be
produced anywhere ia this great and rich dis
trlct.
Il is not & question Of experiment but a proved
and demonstrated fact that the cost Of prOduC-
ing cOppers on the Verde Copper Belt and lay
ing IL down ia New York is only three and a
half cents a pound.
With copper az twelve cents there is a profit
Of eight and a half cents pound for the Tread
well as against twy and seyen-eghths cents
at ten Gems a pound there Is a profit Of tNO
hundred per cent for us, while outside producers
have d margaiu altogether too narrow for safe
~ With copper al nine cents pound there
is bankruptcy for them but handsome dividends
for
who is there to insure the investor against
rinc-ccut copper and the loss Of his investment
if hr invests escwhcreI If he invests IN the
TreadWou he needs insurance.
The Treadwell is carefully. conservatiyeiy, and
economically managed Il has spent = million
dollars in cold cash in the development and
equipment Of its property, Is already producing
and needs only 20 enlarge its smelling capacity
and increase it's equipment 10 take its place
high up the list Of the worlds great copper
producers and dividend payers
4 little more stock is for sale To furnish the
fund, for iris purpose. Prices viii be quoted On
application
MYRA b. MARTIN, Secretary.
The Washington times., 1904-04-15
CHAMBERLAIN'S GRAFTON
ON RETURN TO LONDON

LONDON. April l5.-Former Colonial
Secretary Joseph Chamberlain, who has
been on a trip through Egypt, recuper-
ating. returned to London today. lie
was granted rousiuE ovation by ii
number Of his admirers, who gathered
at the station 10 greet him.
The former Secretary looked bTOuzed
ana well.
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GREAT FALLS PLANT.

The Great Falls Power Company has
abandoned the idea of locating its power
plant Immediately east OF the old Dickey
house. on the Virginia side Of the Po-
tomac. the site for which was cleared
last summer. and has taken preliminary
steps 10 put fup the necessary buildings
at point nearer Washington, about
One-half mile from the dam.
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NEWS FROM GEORGETOWN
MASS For MRS. HANES.

The funeral Of Mrs. Annie Stanton
Hanes took place this morning at .
o clock. Short services We're held at
the late residence, Z6O9 p Street north
west, from whence the body was re-
moved to St. Stephens Catholic Church.
where requiem mass was celebrated.
Deceased was the wife of William NJ.
Haues and the daughter of Patrick
stanton, Of Washington. She was but
tWenty-One years Of age, and was III
but a short time.
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FOUNDRY PRAYER ROOM
FORMALLY DEDICATED

The Rev Robert NJ Moore ofticiated
at the dedication of the prayer room Of
the new Foundry Church last night.
The ceremony was in line with the dedi-
catory services being held at the church
this week.
The prayer room is finished in polished
oak, and the walls and ceiling are deco
rated with appropriate designs. To
night the edihce win be open for in
specJiOu.
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QUAIL FROM INDIAN TERRITORY.

The winter has been a severe one for
quail as well as for other game, and
many hocks OF quail have been found
dead in different parts Of the State. In
order to overcome the loss. Clapp d
Treat. OF this city. will purchase quail
in the Indian Territory, with no expense
beyond the actual cost to those who
care TO order The birds viii be lber-
atcd here in sections where the pur-
cEascrs prefer, being turned over 10
them tor that purpose.-Hartford Cour-
ant
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WASHINGTON STOCK MARKET

Substituted States regular As, 5OO9
1913, 2OOd10724. 1900
Washington Street Railway 4 s, lOJ04
74ss 5.OOOlt74ss, 5OOOa745s, 5,0OO7s li@t, 1,0ICg
747s. b.OOOd7424. l. OOOQ745s. 1,OOOq i43s, o,OJVQ
49,. .OOO0743t. 1.OO0074&4. 5,COOd as
Columbia Railroad 5's, looo4IV Lug
lO5 80
washington Street Railway pref, lOa
As
Ianston, 50dS7s.
After caIl-Washlngto street RalI"aS
pref, SQ4s, 50u4S-
washington Street Railway common
46I11 go,
Washington Street railway As, IOOOa
74zt. 1,0OOQ745s.
Washington Gas. 3545IA.
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NEW YORK.

The present bull manipulation" says
a Wall Street authority, lis an appeal to
public credulity and greed for the pur-
pose of forcing conviction upon skep-
teal outsiders that this is the time 10
buy stocks for big profits. There are no
tangible arguments based on intrinsic
value which bankers of the bull party
can give. The continuing signs of busi-
ness reaction, closing Of cotton mills.
commercial failures, collapse Of little
banks everywhere. decreasing bank
clearances, harvest uncertainties, ire
mendous increase Of railroad capital
all tend 10 show the improbability of a
sustained movement upward in stocks.
There is nothing to put the market
down Immediately, however, with money
easy and no really bad developments in
sight for a month or two; but Will
money continue so easy after the public
Is loaded up with a fairly heavy line of
stocks and the fifty millions tagged for
Panama IS withdrawn We should get
good trading market fer the rest Of
this month with stocks and purchase on
reaction. and a sale on all rallies After
this month declines will begin Of prob
ably twenty to thirty points"
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NEW YORK STOCK MARKET.

Reported by W. B. Hibbs Co., 14le +
Street. Members New York Stock Exchange /
Chicago Board Of Trade, and Washington stock
Exchanged
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FINANCIAL.
The Strength of the TrGadWGII

leading copper producer has Just reported
that its copper costs il laiG down here in New
York, nine and One-eighth cents pound. This
is probably about the minimum cost Ot pro
duciug copper outside Of the Verde Copper Belt
The Washington times., 1904-04-15

liver the kldheys. NuPl4ent
strengthens and restores. Cupidene is the only
ku5An remedy 20 cure without an operation.
{, 900 testimonials. a written guarantee given
and money returned II six boxes do not effect
permanent cure. SlOO a box; six for 500
by mail. Send for free circular and testimO-
malls. Address DAYOL MEDICINE CO., San
Francisco. Cal; Stevens Pharmacy. 9th sna
Pa avs.
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Ouening Noon.

CHICAGO, April 15.-The following
prices were quoted on the grain market
today:
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London Is dull with from Is TO IS
higher.
The Baltimore and Ohio Railroad
Company has announced the issue Of
SIC 10000 two-year AZ per cent notes,
and the whole issue has been bought by
Kuhn. Loeb q Co. and Speyer & Co.
Jacob H. Schiff, the New York banker
and director of the Northern Securities
Company. who is now in Frankfort,
says that the recent heavy buying
movement in Union Pacific is as yet un-
explained, but IL cannot be assumed
that IL is due to the purpose of a new
group Of capitalists to get control OF
the property. The persons now controli'
ing the enterprise, Mr. SChtn says. are
too firmly established and too strong in
capital TO AFFORD other parties any pros
pect Of getting controlling interest
The Wabash Railroad Company re-
ports for the seven months ended Janu-
airy 81 last: Gross earnings. Sl4 U3o, lo4 .
operating expenses, So 436,SI2: total IS,
col 2S2; add miscellaneous earnings, SoI,-
$50: net earnings, $S.lsS,bb2; charges
against net earnings-accrued interest
on bonds. 81. S54. S33. rentals leased lines
Sl6, S95; balance Of joint track rentals,
$5Z5. O05. accrued taxes. $4l9,lio; suhuIy
accounts. 50, 991: additions 70 property,
$3.50 253; gold equipment bonds. SINKING
fund, IS. 95I. Appropriated LOT new
equipment. $500 600: total. s.. 1870 Dal-
ance net income, $oo4-
The frmness of sterling attests that
something more than this IS necessary
TO stop our loss of gold. but the tend
ency is favorable. The foreign trade
statement for March shows a slight de-
crease Of foreign credits as compared
with February, and larger decrease
compared with March. 1903. But this
does not alter the fact that the excess
OF exports for the current fiscal year
has not been exceeded since 1900, except
in 1901 The volume Of our exports Is
satisfactory, and If We are importing
more largely than We did, II is only be-
cause We are able TO pay for what we
want Our exports for the nine months
ended with March are S28 600, 600 larger
than in 1901 but our imports are also
Sl46. 900. 900 larger. The difference In the
respective increases Of exports and i'm
ports explains the decrease in the eN-
cess Of exports from $4,000. 900 III 1901 q
s422, 900. 900 this year. If the latter sum
IS cOnsldera bly, smaller, II Is none the
less substantial and II is unreasonable
10 expect that every year shall be phe-
uOmenal.
The Washington times., 1904-04-15
CHICAGO GRAIN MARKET.

The market opened firm, TO poln
higher; steady at noon.
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Greene Copper again suffered a re-
cession, 144 being the best, and the
asking price 14Ss, both nearly point
below yesterdays quotations. It is un-
derstood that several large blocks Of
the stock were sold in New York yes
terday for Washington accounts.
The Washington times., 1904-04-15
WINDY Marco ARD RaIaY APRIL

Winter is Practically over, hut you cannot
let your fires 20 out just vet; you'll need lit-
tie more coal occasionally. THE ALLEGHENY
COMPANY. SIS nth 81. nv. mhl0-u
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FSlmlsr ana MenNal Reader
He tells your name, object Of visit, and ey-
crvtElHg that Won desire 10 znow. free with
every hand reading Ladies, 81; gentle
men, g.. HypuoJism, mind reading, telepathy.
etc.. taught. Ola New York ave NV apIO-st
NAIE. MACDONNALL, Phrgn0logist and Psy-
choIogist. has removed from sl3 9th NV TO 2S9
Delaware ave ne. 2pI-it
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Sunday Night Train From Baltimore

Via Pennsylvania Railroad. Leaves Tn
ion Station. 1850 D. m. arrives Wash
ington, 1890 Every Sunday night.
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"CUPIDENE.' -

This great Vegetable vitalizer.
the prescription Of a famous
French physician, will quickly
cure sou Of all nervous dig
eases, Insomnia, Pains in the
Back, Nervous Debility, PIN
pies, NaricOcele, and COnstipa-
lion. Cupidcne cieansos the
L. IL. L-.-L--.--- -. I.....
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NEWS AND GOSSIP
OF STOCK MARKETS
WASHINGTON.

Trading in the bonds and stock of the
Washington Street Railway almost mo-
nopoIized business on the local eX-
change today. The bonds especially
We're in demand. Not only were all
offerings freely taken. the price going
UP steadily from 745s to 747s, but bids of
TAN were made by one broker for any
part Of 100000. and of 74ss for any
part Of $50, 600. The sales OF these bonds
aggregated SIS OO0 most of which went
in lots of IS, 900. There was a plentiful
demand for the preferred stock. but
only IS shares OF it were sold, and
these at 48. which was 3 points above
yesterdays bid price. The asking price
did not go below 80.
The other transactions were trihing
in volume and Of no Significance.
The Washington times., 1904-04-15

LOST-Bull dog: scalIed back OF head: short
tsi.. cropped ears. Wednesday. Liberal reward
for re-uu 10 40 y nw. VA. EVANS
The Washington times., 1904-04-15

LOST-April H. az Office Of Lafayette Tleater,
clateIain bag, containing $50 and fom rings.
Sl00 reward offered 90 finder who Will return
rings 10 1897 Il S.. NV. no questions asked
The Washington times., 1904-04-15

RETIRED business man. very rich, seeks good
honest home-lovinE wife; money no object Ad-
dress Mr.. l., 2J2 Washington ST., Chicago lt
MADAME CATHERINE tells good fortune for
55c and Soc bring this ad. sos 9TH St NV
apl2-5t
An EYE-OPENER for the working man; he's
bound 10 need il. 5 suit tailor made, slightly
used. here's the best place JUSTHS OLD
STAND. u9 ID. apll-75
The Washington times., 1904-04-15
GOVERNMENT BONDS
RAILROAD BONDS.

Capital Traction Z. Il. 4's........ 100
Met. 81. r. r. SIS. 1925-----.-...- II. < us
Met r r. Cert indebtedness A. lOl 10
Met +. r. Cert. Indebtedness B. l0t l03
Columbia R. r. SIS. lgl4------.-.- III NY
Columbia r. R. ID mort. S.. iO4h IU51
CITY L Suburban 5's..-............ %
Wash. Street Railway 4's-.......- t4& taA
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PERSONA
c. de E. MILLION
Pianist and Mental Reader,
Ladies. Sl.OO; Gentlemen, $500

MR.. MILLION Is an expert p1lnIst- lie mas
studied rhat science faud ii IS a real scleucels
and has become proficient IN IL. Although only
thirty wears old he has devoted ten years u
his life to the study OF pGlmlstrys hypnOtlsIi,
mind reading telepathy. etc. During the nrs5
fve wears of that time h, lived the lie Of
rarIrsa learning 0ccultisu under the care OF
the best adopts. His readings are genuine NE
readings. straight through With each reading
Is given typewriter chart AID dellne-L-oA
81 Inc hand Tie also gives a free mental read
ing in which he tells you everything that
Won desire know
After drawing the lines OF the palm IN
blank outline 0f the hand on paper, ne clearly
tells YEA the important facts OF yoir NE
There is no equivCcation or beating around the
bush. The pIimlstic indication Of every single
s+9ren,eur he tens YOU Is drawn in the blank
hand and il you know anything about PALM
isyrv YOU viii at once see that he Is giving
you a genuine reading. he teaches hypnoJlsIn-
personal magnetism mind reading, and telep-
athv by personal instruction. Ga New iOTk
~. ..,y apI5-3t
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LOST.

LOST-Thursday night April u, 4 Iady's black
handbag. containing gold watch, gold coin
and visiting cards. Liberal reward II returned
TO 1884 J aplJ-St
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MIsCELLANEOUs BONDs

Wash Gas Co, ser. A, 6's 1927. ~, .-
Wash Gas Co.. ser. B, 6's 190z-2I. los
L. $ Elec. Light. Deb Imp 1902 lJ} --.-
u. {. Elec Light, Cert Indebt. e. lg2 -.
Ches- & Pot Tel CO. 5's-..-.-... l0J = le4E
Wash Market Co., LIST 5's, 1872. lO5
Masonic Han Assn SIS Co.. l0J co..
washington Gas......-..-........ us Il9z
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National safe Deposit s. Trust 49, I48 $50
Washington Loan Trust .........2lJ 2lB
American Security & Trust.---.-- l9J 200
Union Trust K Storage. -....-.-... I'D ! lUl
Masonic Hall Assn 6's. G. 1903. l05 I'D
Home Savings Bank-.-......-....- l55 .,
The Washington times., 1904-04-15

London is dull with from Is to Is
higher.
The Washington times., 1904-04-15

The Baltimore and Ohio Railroad
Company has announced the issue OF
So. OOO,O 900 two-year AZ per cent notes,
and the whole issue has been bought by
Kuhn. Loeb q Co. and Speyer * Co.
The Washington times., 1904-04-15
RAILROAD STOCKS.
NATIONAL BANK sTOC

Capital Traction .-......-......... llsE
Washington Street Railway Pr. i6H
" ashinglon Street Railway CON- IL
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1904-11-25
Indians Nose Breathing.

Sir James Crichton Browne thinks it
unnecessary that children should be
taught to breathe through the nos
trils only, and maintains that they
cannot do so under the stress of act
i've exertion. London Hospital thinks
otherwise. Among the North Ameri-
can aborigines, at a time when they
were capable of extraordinary physi-
cal exertion. the precept to shut your
mouth" was enforced upon the young
by the most severe discipline.
Catlin founded upon his experiences
among the American tribes curious
book upon the subject. After depict
ing open-mouthed men and boys in
every variety of ugliness and stupid
ity, he says that he refrains from CIV
ing illustrations of the fairer sex, and
would only remind them, while coun'
selling them to be careful about clos.
ure of the mouth at night, that Idiots
asleep cannot be angels awake"
Sir James declares that not all nos
trils are sufficiently wide to permit OF
breathing being conducted through
them to the exclusion of the mouth ;
but it is certain that nothing would
tend more than breathing through
them to promote their development
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1904-11-25
He Didn't Want Much.

"Ive seen a good many different
sorts of tramps." recently remarked
a woman who lives in the suburbs,
"but the prize article stopped at my
house the other day. happened to
be in the kitchen when he knocked
at the door.
Lady he said to the cook. would
you be so kind as to give poor man
a drink of water?'
"The cook picked up a glass and
held it out, pointing to the pump.
THANK you very much. lady said
the tramp, without moving muscle,
and now il you'll please hold that glass
and the other lady kindly work the
pump handle We shan't be long. =
Philadelphia Press.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1904-11-25
A Princes One Fish.

l read recently that Prince Arthur
of Connaught had had days salmon
fishing in Scotland and had caught
only one fish. An admission of this
sort is quite contrary to piscatorial
ethics. A mere commoner would not
have been expected to make SO bold
an announcement. He would have
called it ten at least. or if he had
been tied down to a single capture by
the presence of eye witnesses his fish
would certainly have assumed noble
prnpnrfious Black and White
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1904-11-25
Must Russia Have q
French RevolutiOn?'
BY Jerome x. Jerome.


chdlike people but you are
41A ugly traits beneath Inc
workers-slaves just to call them
EMNI educated Russian you a
kSSGD revolution COMING But ne As
RUSSIA can pe
discussing the
his old housekeepe
his
ne
he upon
can
AND nen n
1T is gatnerhs
an OLD man
children will ufersuH as nole
of beasts the people,
undiscrmlnalns sn
to pe
the Frencn
educated classes he
appalled, the
RUSSIA
history
blind Frankensten INTO
but them ne
hate better IMAM
The Russian terrible more p.ess
hey
while they work Ihey sing ~
they sing In the
tney may no.
the anu
the
shoulders On MEANS,
pathetic haunting
refrain Moscow and St.
husn IKE chill
curious song hke tne
waing will over the and neaans ~
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a SONG OF PATIENCE.

Only for little while
Sunny days consent to smile
All their charms must fade away
In the midsts of wintry gray.
Flowers must wither; leaves must
fall;
flushed must be the robins call.
Summers blooms but to beguile
Only for little while.
But the SHOWS will melt at last,
Days Of storms are quickly past;
Just the same as days so gay
SUN and shadows shift and play.
Quaff the pleasures while you can;
Bear the sorrows like man.
For the tear is. like the smile,
Only for little while.
Washington Star.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1904-11-25

minds OF OF the sa"e hino Q" ~
ther times stronger 49,. ,uo, lou
demonstrated even ~"
animals that degree
colonies of cells e. cues Oh
each cell cenei
collections OF cells INTO
or the
mind For differing
kndglve rise
chemistry and by the
analysis Of mind ana Drai SELL
cells mto
of brain u.s. mind is
reason
this memory LOT long
beautiful
trouble care mercy PITY ana
be by amin n high degree
of rigid
conservative scientific during tne
concerning the existence Of what
Psychologists incapable finding any
psychic is
whatever be is known that It is caused
activity OF mind
Cells that originate mind are far an tnos
The secretion OF MIND Is OF
of bile gastric fluids But all are
developed of cells
world is ready to receive this rail- thus The
animals
in higher degree Hence the latest
York
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1904-11-25

Americas successful struggle for in
dependence cost England $605. OO0, 900,
or just under sS,00O.000 a week. l do
not know what it cost us. Nobody
ever will know. Congress was unable
at it's close to pay either officers or
men of the army. In 1880 it promised
half pay for life to all officers. but
changed tails in 1888 to full pay for
FIVE years. The total cost of our
Civil War is estimated at $4,000. 000.-
900, which makes other wars look
small. The Napoleonic wars which
ended at Waterloo were cheap affairs,
costing France only $1.275, 900. 900.
Great Britain's bill in that coaaict
amounted to $4.f55, 100000.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1904-11-25
INFoRMATION WANTED.

"Are you a married MANI" asked
the absent-minded attorney who was
doing a cross-examining stunt.
mo, SIR" replied the witness. I
am a bachelor"
Every well. SIR" continued the law
yer. Nov kindly tell the court how
long you have been bachelor and
what the circumstances were that in
duced you to become one."-Chicago
News.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1904-11-25
pERFECTLY DREADFUL.

"Here." said Mrs. Bickers. who had
been reading the paper, sis an &C
count of man who chopped his wife
up and fed her to the chickens
wasn't that perfectly dreadful"
ST should say it was" replied Bick-
ers. 81 hope the Society for the Pre-
yention of Cruelty to Animals got on
his trail mmediately-"-Smart Set.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1904-11-25
PLENTY OF ADVICE.

"His trouble was just due to a neg
lected cold"
"A neglected cold? I don't believe
there ever was such thing. No man
ever had q cold without having at
least a dozen friends attending to
it for him.".Philadelph Ledger.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1904-11-25
HER BEAUTY TO WYNN.

A cute little damsel named Flynn
Was cursed with wart on her chynn5
A hammer she seized
A hammer she seized
And attempted to pound it back ynnA
Milwaukee Sentinel
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1904-11-25
coIJLDN'T FOOL HER.

COULDN'T FOOL HER.
Mrs. Boardman-What did those
pies taste like which we had for din
ner?
Mr., Observation-Disclosures.
Exactly! That accounts for 1t! I
heard the clearinghouse woman tell
her husband to order some kindling
wood, as she wanted to make some
pies for dinner! "-Yonkers States
man.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1904-11-25
THE ARTFUL DoDGBR

Wagger-They say that old Cou-
PONIES. the banker, has untold wealth
Gagger-Yes, that's what the tax
collector suspects.-Town Topics.
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A BAD BLUNDER.

Hotel Guest-This is queer tasting
mineral water. Where did you get It?
New Porter-Found 1t hanging
there on the wall.
Guest-You idiot! That isn't min
eral water; it's fire extinguisher!-
Philadelphia Ledger.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1904-11-25

THE MIDNIGHT PROMENADE.
She-Henry!
He-Huh?
She-Just imagine baby is one OF
those sick friends you sit you all night
with.-Harper's Bazaar.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1904-11-25
HER HARD LUCK.

HER HARD LUCK.
81 made an awful fauxpas last
night" said Mrs. Oldcastle.
did you," replied her hostess. I've
been wantin' to make one for long
time, but / amt been able to get q
pattern. Whose did you have?-Chi-
cago Record-Herald.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1904-11-25
PROBABLY NOT.

IT hope he's not as green as he
looks"
"Who?"
"The man who Just sat down on
that newly-painted bench.'-Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1904-11-25
THE DUKE.

May wish I knew whether the
Duke intended to propose.
Pamela-Why don't you inquire OF
his solicitors ?-Town Topics.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1904-11-25
ONE ON THE TEACHER.

Teacher Tin spelling class)-Johnny
speel fail"
JOHNNY can't.
Teacher-You can't spell that SIM
pie word? Why not?
Johnny-'Cause you told me there
was no such word as fail.-New York
er.