New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-04-21
SPRING POETRY.

SPRING POETRY.
You You c5id biooded thing.
Why YOU waiting so
birds want 10 mating
Please let the skating 90
yes spring.
Saw. Spring
Don't play hocus pocus
with water 10 soak US.
But with the crocus
Yes. spring.
yes spring
You slow GATED thing -
Your GOODNESS looks waddsh,
You're acting quite caddlsh.
It's time Tor horse radish.
Yes. spring
Come. Spring.
No more wiutry scenes
Let Us put up our screens,
With spring.
Yes. spring.
For shame: Spring
Let old Nature sing
That sickened a lot OF us
You old hppopotamus.
Now spring
Just spring.
And don't do thing"
But get ready for "taters'
Ana Ana f not a iiaiIy5for9rS'
II you pieas.. Spring.
-GBritt Tribune.
The cembalo. quaint instrument 200 years old
upon which Rossni took music lessons when he
ten years old. will be exhibited at the St
Louis Fair 1t is the property Of the Malorbi
family. Of Lugo, Italy.
Yes, she writes advertising rhymes for sausage
company"
''Ah! see; doggereI"-C milwaukee Evening wis
consin.
The Anti-Bearing Rein Association Is conducting
a campaign for the horse in England. 1t has re-
70 owners 70 deal kindly with the animal. It now
offers 10 defray half the cost Of notice board,
which humanely disposed people may erect nj the
bottom Of hills asking drivers to slacken the bear
ing rein. when one is used. during the ascent Such
a board has. with tho permission Of the Borough
Council. just been erected in Hampstead. Tt would
be interesting TO know how much attention the
"caJby" whose fare is in hurry and ready to tip
will pay such sisnboards.
Cambridge bedmaker once told n certain don
for whom she worked that he very kind 20 her
and that she was very grateful. The don looked
Pisased l., Il pray for you every might SIR said the
Jones'" said the don. Ior'. sir replied the bed
maker afably 1T amt mossel of trouble to put
Globe '''0''0"
Dramatic enterprise in Poland has received a
grave shock. At recent performance there
scarcely had the two comic servtors started their
excruciating business. than q roar went I'D from
the audience. Every sneezed. The din was
i X
PLANTATION is said to be that lady. excluded from
the society had revenged herself by sprinking the
theatre with purgent powder.
THE ANNUAL HOWL.
Now comes apace the annual roar
It's hurting thrO' the air
From CALIFORNIA; golden shore
TO Capes of Delaware.
From North Dakota's station high
To Mssissippis vale.
From Maine to Texas comes the cry
The peach crops going to fail"'
We hear IT each succeeding year
Each coming brings
The woful message. sad and drear.
That flies or unseen wings
Until goes up from all the land
That dull and dismal wall
''1'he tender buds blighted and
The peach crops going TO fail"
When Father Adam titled the ground
And sowed the virgin mould
Whilst every growing thing around
Gave yield n thousandfold.
Did he. IN springtime. always
And hoarsely below. We're undone:
The peach crops going TO fair?
PUCK
Long Island summer resorts have been importing
numbers OF wild beasts for popular amusement.
some of these importations from tropical regions
have been cutting up strange pranks. and
trainers and keepers have become almost distracted
in their frantic efforts to keep them In check. But
in the spacious of NETWORKS superb zoologi-
cal gardens above the Harlem River there are col
lections which Long Island can never hope TO excel
or TO equal
Lasting Cure.-Grinuand Barrett--what cured
Cawlboy of his desire To be tragedan?
Irving Henry-The open air treatment. He walked
home from Fond du Lac, with the Thermometer at
zero-(Puck