New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-03-12
GOOD MANNERR

report upon It
GOOD MANNERs
nv ma che says II amt polite
R,it TO SPEAK to Peop'S a. yoS at a amt prn,
When can't sPeakk. N alrhumbe'-
TAT 'l any iI,tis tie boy like me ''''''
Can't csII IN letters all BY
From 4 clear down to at old z.
Men teacher sniff an say I'm, slow.
An nod her head an shake her frizz;
Neu I Te' mad an. say know
I EUcss. what porfecE manners il!
Non she make me got M again
Al s g5 r,g n a anal'9 aa ct n an A
can; uhmambsr after J.
eco on" savs teacher. Z ds-elarei
You cro IN worst TINS schools pro-duced!'
But at I aIr't been introduced!
An at q amt polite 20 sneak
or r~-o-nize them You alnt met
Non teacher laugh until she squeak
-(CLlcago Trieuna
The man who devised Vienna roll adapted to
the shape Of the popular frankfurt-r died worth
fortune. Tho surest way 20 mans pOcketbook.
well as 10 his heart. lies through his stomach
Valuable s77ce-F stockholder-T don't sec
why people should he allowed TO carry packages
second etocrhalfcr-v-hy shosnIn't they1
First We'll II T Tsgso not 8toP 5SS the
each car-(Town and Country.
Kcmble. the artist. was sketchinE in the noun
tains OF Georgia recently. when he fell IN with
particularly angular Cracker" Tho man posed
for him IN various positions, spending
hour and when kemhle asked. WHAT do
you for your trouble?' tho rlountaineer answered.
II reckon a dmcu be about riEht. sub" The
artist showed him the Sketches and asked what
he thought Of them wall the drawlng
reply. seems 20 me It's mighty puddlin' business
FOR "A man be in. but you must be maxim suthn'
out Of It or you couldn't afford to throw away
money Ike this for jest gettin' man to stand
around doin nothin."
Do. Re- Nj Fa.-''You don't mean 10 say ne has
paid you IN advance for the til course or singing
Yes" replied the other Eleefully. because %
fy,ce tnnyv orr frsf Ier-on te-ins with do
Tic Immediately apoogized and produced the
dough '-(philadelphia Press
The Austrian marriage laws are very severe.
They prohibit marriages between Christians and
Jews and between Christians and inhdels. mar
RAGE between a Protestant woman and who
said he had no particular creed has just been
nullcd by the Supreme Court
cIreumStgnt'ql vidence,-Freddie-whas Is cir
cuUstential evidence? "a, -, 49,,
OF an ex5ert witch IS proved to be entirely wrong
when the truth comes out-CIown and country
Now that there IS talk OF admitting Indian Ter
ritory to Statehood. the politicians arc counting
IN tho Indians who mirht become voters. There
are said 10 be over twenty-seven thousand OF them,
but The Springfield Republican thinks. the esti-
mate is probably 10.
Famo-'rYour case" tho doctors told him. rs
nbscIute,v unique. In the whole range Of medical
annals there is no record Of anything IKE II. IL
won con rfatrate rno, feebIy replied the patient.
An An I G going tn e get yet %eHF
..T7len what are you concentrating forT'
I'VE are poing to name the disease after you
Chicago Tribune
A man at Uampstcad y. H. IL having a hit OF
fun with the Game Commissioners OF his State.
A short time ago n deer into his barn. and
the man shut It I'D and kept It. The commission
ers heard Of 1t. and came around at once TO de-
uand its liberation. but the man could see rea-
son why he should be forced to do this and re-
fused The matter was referred TO the Governor.
md he has decided that the man can keep the
deer until there some signs IF spring. but that
then he must turn IL loose.
I<aep,ng Up Appearances-afrs Catterson-Afrs.
Wilter Is a woman with great deal of pride. isn't
Mrs. Hatterson-Intense. She told me she had
ordered as many clothes this season she would
n her husband hadn't been In debt--(Brooklyn
Life.
Kansas is loyal. II nothing else. A Sunday school
teacher at Kansas City asked her class where
Christ was born. and about half the children re-
Piled in chorus. 'In Kansas"
fTsndicapped-"He can't tell the truth If he
that il seems to be a lie-"-CBrookyn Life
The postmaster at Nails. Ind. has resigned be-
cause he found II next impossible live within
his salary which is SO a year. Which all goes to
prove that the cost OF living is increasing.
Nistress-Did any call while was outr'
New Girl-Yes, mum; Mrs WayupP called
ibid she seem disappointed when you said was
wen. she did look rtue. queer. but told her
this time. "-lNew-Xork weekly.