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The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1904-08-04

The annual flower service, con-
Quoted by members of the Twin
City W. G. T. u, will be held in
the chapel next Sunday. A spe-
cial musical program will be given.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1904-08-04
BASEBALL.

Standing of the Clubs in the National
and American Leagues, and
American Association,
August 8.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1904-08-04

He cursed his hard luck,
AS in vain he dug deep for the price.
A man with an ambition to make
a fool of himself never lacks help
ers.
The man who is always waiting
I for something to turn up generally
gets turned down.
1t is always good practice to
crack your nuts before your teeth
begin to fall out.
The razor of investigation, when
shaving off the beard of a supposed
truth, often reveals a barefaced lie.
It is stated on good authority,
that Champion Jeffries is making
good use of his muscle by splitting
the family kipdling wood.
An exchange makes the sweep
ing statement that "there are more
bald heads among bachelors than
among married men," PERHAPS
this average was obtained from
married people whose honeymoon
had not expired. The hair pulling
stunt begins little later.
1t is said that the man who
grasps an opportunity when it
presents itself is wise. This &C
counts for Solomon's wisdom, when
he utilized the opportunity to study
his 700 wives.
1t has often been said that the
problem of life with men is to get
enough to eat; with women, to get
enough to wear. The latter should
not be SO very difficult, consider
ing the abbreviated garments
which are now the prevailing
fashion with the fair sex.
1t is sometimes more difficult
for a woman to make two ends
meet than it is for a man, especially
when she is trying to button a
waist, with the buttons in the
back.
A banker named Breeze, of
Charlotte, n. c., was sent up for
seven years for embezzlement.
Mr.. Breeze sowed the wind and
will now reap the whirlwind.
When shopping for a husband
In the matrimonial department
store, spinster is satisfied if she
succeeds in making a purchase at
the remnant counter.
| A CASE OF CAUSE AND EFFECT.
Cause-Someone in the rear of
our fire department shouting:
'Help! Police! Stop thief! Stop
thiefr'
Efect-A record breaking run.
Time 1852.
Riblets has written comic song,
and 1t isn't worth a-you know.
It's called, Mystery of the Pantry,
or Who Stole the Jam?"
'"Trust in the Lord and he will
provide" Now, I don't put much
stock in this saying, and right here
will say that. if less reliance was
placed on Providence there would
be fewer pikers in the world.
"Say," said Niblets, hopping
his forehead with loud bandana.
"it's plenty, blasted hot, isn't itY'
els it?" said Jiblets; you'd better
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1904-08-04
#HELIOGRAMSH
III BY F. M. PA
An idle man is Satan's idol.

An idle man is Satan's idol.
The road that leads to ruin is
paved with gold bricks.
The wedding ring often proves
to be a, wheel of misfortune.
Honesty-that is, the genuine
aawless ARTICLES as scarce as
white black birds.
1t takes very game fish to bite
at the bait that high-minded
woman casts into the matrimonial
pond.
No man or woman ever raised
themselves up by climbing the
tree of vanity and looking down
on others.
A second story worker is an up
ward climber, but a little cur dog
often prevents him from reaching
the top of the ladder.
l am not jealous of the beauty
possessed by each of the Triplets.
still | am inclined to think that
their picture fatters them.
The fact that Judge Parker
never reads or writes poetry may
not in itself land him in the
White House, but it will help
some.
An Iowa farmer pursued young
man who eloped with his daughter
and shot him. Love may laugh at
locksmiths, but it is dangerous for
cupid to give the gunsmith the
big ha-ha.
The other day in Kentucky, Mrs.
Nation struck a man in the face
with her parasol, and he promptly
knocked her down. It was the
first time Sister Carrie was ever
groggy In her life.
The little red ant is a deadly
enemy of the boil weevil all right,
but if reports are true he is not
very industrious and spends too
much time in making goo-goo eyes
at the lady bugs.
A rich man in Iowa who claims
to have had call has given all
his earthly possessions to Elijah.
The papers state that before his
conversion to Dowieism he was q
hard shell Baptist, but I am in
clined to think he's a soft shell
lobster.
A young woman of Philadelphia
who has been a regular attendant
at woman suffrage meetings has
gone insane. She imagines the,
republicans named her for presi-
dent and that the democrats with
great enthusiasm Endorsed the
nomination.
Miss Mary Patton of Detroit
recently consulted beauty doctor
and underwent an operation to
beautify her slightly turned up
nose. Blood poisoning has now
set in and the chances are that
Mary will turn up her little pink
toes to the daisies.
Through the medium of the,
press, Bob Fitzsimmons is telling
his readers what to do in case they
are stopped by a highwayman.
Now, | am inclined to think that if
a hold-up artist showed a big gun
under Bob's nose and commanded
him to throw up his hands he
would obey like little lamb.
A French count who has been
filling the position of general
utility man in New York liyerv
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1904-08-04
PRiSONOFFlClALS.

PRISON OFFlClALS.
BOARD OF CONTROL.
j. F. JACOBSON, Chairman Madison
8. W. LEAVETT, Litchfeld
o. B.. GOULD, Winona
H. w. WRIGHT, - Secretary
,f'', RESIDENT OFFICIALS.
HENRY WOLFER, warden
j. 8. GLENNON, Deputy Warden
NJ. G. COLLIGAN, Asst. Deputy Warden
81. W. DAVIS. Clerk and Accounting Officer
F. n. BORDWELL, Steward
B. j. MERRILL, Physician
MISS MARY MCKINNEY, Matron
B. j. KENNEDY, Protestant Chaplain
CHARLES CORCORAN, Catholic Chaplain
PRISON AGENT.
j. z. BARNCARD. st, Paul.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1904-08-04
LOCAL NEWS.

NOIICE.-DepOSit the State Moq-
Gzi1aes, not in the regular Exchange
Boo, but IN the Smaller Boa, that
stands beside the Ecchange Boo. In
the future all State Magazines acilz be
dastri6uted, not through the library,
6Mt through the Deputy's office.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1904-08-04

CHURCH NOTICE.
Services In the Prison Chapel at 900 O'Clock
every Sunday morning. Protestant and
Catholic services every alternate Sunday
Rev. s: j. Kennedy. and Rev. FIR. Corcoran
chaplains.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1904-08-04

An Iowa farmer pursued young
man who eloped with his daughter
and shot him. Love may laugh at
locksmiths, but it is dangerous for
cupid to give the gunsmith the
big ha-ha.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1904-08-04

The other day in Kentucky, Mrs.
Nation struck man in the face
with her parasol, and he promptly
knocked her down. It was the
first time Sister Carrie was ever
groggy in her life.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1904-08-04

A rich man in Iowa who claims
to have had call has given all
his earthly possessions to Elijah.
The papers state that before his
conversion to Dowieism he was a
hard she'll Baptist, but I am in
clined to think he's a soft she'll
lobster.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1904-08-04

The fact that Judge Parker
never reads or writes poetry may
not in itself land him in the
White House, but it will help
some.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1904-08-04

The little red ant is a deadly
enemy of the boil weevil all right.
but if reports are true he is not
very industrious and spends too
much time in making goo-goo eyes
at the lady bugs.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1904-07-02
Delegates Elected.

Republican primary election was
held yesterday afternoon for the
election of delegates to the county
nominating convention to be held
at Colfax next Saturday.
In north Pullman precinct the
delegates elected were w. H. Har-
vey, j. w. Mathews, Ira Nye, D.
B. Putnam and S. A. Small, with
w. II. Harvey precinct committee
man. In South Pullman the dele
gates are DR.. White, A. -E. Shaw,
I. I. Davis, j. r. Rupley, J. F.
Hill and w. M. Duncan, and Will
ford Allen committeeman. Pull
man country precinct elected VIM.
Buckley, Chas. Taylor and NJ. G.
Russell, the last named being COM
mitteeman.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1904-07-02
Notice of Application to Disincorpo-
rate.

In the Superior Court OF the State of
Washington, in and for the County of
Whitman.
In the matter OF the dissolution of The
Tekoa Company corporation.
Notice1s hereby given that The Tekoa
Company, a corporation formed under
the laws of the State of Washington, has
presented to the Superior Court of Whit
man County, State of Waghington, a pc
tition praying to be allowed to disincor-
porate and dissolve, and setting forth
that at meeting of the stockholders for
such purpose, it was voted by all the
stock of said corporation to dissolve and
disincorporate, and said petition further
sets forth that all the debts and claims
against said corporation have been paid
and discharged, and that Friday, the
10Th day July, 1904, at the hour of 10
O'Clock, a. M, or as soon thereaftea as
counsel can be heard has been appoint
ed as the time, and the court room of
the Superior Court in and for Whitman
County, State of Washington, as the
place at which the said application shall
be heard.
In witness whereof, / have hereunto
ct my hand and the seal OF said Court
his 9th day OF May, 1904.
w. O. McCAw,
Clerk Of Superior Court of Whitman
County, Washington.
IsEALl (35t9)
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1904-07-02

The following marriage licenses
were issued by County Auditor
Wheeler this week: Robert e.
Moser and Maggie A. Semler, both
of Cotton; Charles A. Meisner of
Pendleton, Oregon, and Mrs. Sarah
E. Barron of Riparia; A. H. Stubbe
and Estella M. Cummins, both of
st. John; Arthur J. Ingraham and
Jessie E. Fretz, both of Colfax.
R. L. Vosburg, VIM. Menett
and Dan Griffith were arrested at
Elberton last week charged with
selling liquors contrary to the law,
having maintained "blind pig'et
the Elberton picnic. All pleaded
guilty and were fined $50 and costs
each.
The new Pullman Band, under
the leadership of Prof. Strong, has
made remarkable progress in its
music and is practicing regularly.
The band went out to the Grangers'
picnic this morning to furnish
music for the day.
DR.. Pittwood and family left
Tuesday for. the east, where they
will put in the summer season Civ
ing moving picture exhibitions,
showing at some thirty points and
rounding up at St. Louis.
In the matter of accommoda-
ting the public with excursion
strains and reasonable rates of fare
the 0. R. & N. road is deserving OF
much commentator this season,
and is receiving it.
The increased consumption Of
water incident to the hot weather
keeps the city pumps in active OPP
GRAFTON morning and evening, now
adays. Don't waste the water.
Additional hitching posts have
been placed on Paradise and Pine
streets. You can hitch your teams
there now without fear of the law,
but not on Main-st,, remember.
The state board of education
has granted life diplomas to Misses
Nell Kruegel, Gala Monlux and
Daisy Busby.
j. r. Rupley is being urged to
become candidate for county com
missioner on the republican ticket.
VIM. Harris has purchased
property at Palouse City, and will
soon remove to that city.
The brick addition to Murray
Henry's restaurant building has
been completed.
H. J. Welty has returned from
a business trip in Oregon.
The rains have prolonged the
strawberry crop.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1904-07-02

Captain Kimmel has purchased
the residence property of Jno. w.
Stearns near Reaney's park. Con-
sideration, $500.
&C. H. Buell. went to Colfax
Sunday to witness the base ball
game.
w. j. Davenport was over
from Colfax Sunday.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1904-07-02
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Have you registered?
Red raspberries are commenc-
ing to ripen.
DIR. Shaw made a business trip
to Cotton yesterday.
IT. T. Davis was a visitor at
Moscow yesterday.
Decorate your rig and get in
the parade on the 4th.
p. w. Lawrence and wife Sun
dayed with Garfield friends.
Don't miss the fireworks and
Illuminated balloon ascensions on
night of the Fourth.
Mrs. A. Walk has been spend
ing the week with her husband and
friends at Uniontown.
The rain was elegant" for the
crops, but put damper on the
picnic for couple of days.
-Messrs. J. w. Burgan and w.
D. Outman were transacting busi-
ness at Spokane Thursday.
The 0. re- N. will run special
train from Pullman to Moscow,
Monday evening, after the fire.
works.
DIR. Mcguire reports the birth
of a daughter to Mr.. and Mrs. P.
w. Peterson, at Chambers, We'd
nesday.
John O'Kelly, of Albion, was
il the city yestesalEtsa5f Mr.. o'Kelly
is candidate for sheriff on the re-
publican ticket.
W L. Lyon has come over
from Nezperce to celebrate the
glorious 4th. He will return to the
Idaho town Tuesday.
Miss Lora Malone has gone to
Portland, where she will make an
extended visit, having resigned her
position in the public school.
Prof Piper has been here the
past week visiting friends, and left
yesterday for Portland and other
points on departmental business.
The rains have made the Pa
louse country smile, and everyone
is in just the proper humor to come
to Pullman to celebrate Monday
and Tuesday.
-Chas. j. Brand, of the agricul-
tural department, was here from
Washington City the early part of
the week on an official visit to the
experiment station.
-Messrs. G. N. Gaddis and John
Squires, with their families, expect
to leave today for the Touchet
river, near Marengo, for a weeks
outing.
The report circulating about
town today that the Grangers' pic
mic would be continued tomorrow
Sunday is untrue. The affair
ends tonight.
The city has been erecting
hitching racks on many of the side
streets and vacant lots, giving the
farmers a place TO hitch their
teams in safety when they come to
town.
BY no means least among the
many attractions for the 4th in
this city will be the Moscow Mill
tary Band, under the leadership of
Prof, James Austin. The boys
have just received their new uni
forms (blue, with black facinge and
trimmings) and will wear them
here for the first time. They have,
also, number of brand new in
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1904-07-02

DR.. A. E. Fish, osteopathic ply
sician, will be at the Artesian Ho-
tel Tuesdays, Thursdays and Sat-
urdays of each week.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1904-07-02
PHOTOGRAPHS

One 1Gx20 enlargement given
you with each dozen pictures.
Cheaper than ever. Come and get
your picture taken on the 4th or
9th. BURNS Bros, Photographers.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1904-07-02
Your Money Back

If any article should prove unsat-
isfactory. Come in and have your
handkerchief perfumed free.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1904-07-02
We Haven't Said
Much About It.

because other lines have heretofore taken up this
space, but we want to tell you this week that we
have the incest line of =
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1904-07-02

that ever chit the town." Come and see our ar
rangement to show these goods; you don't have t.
look at them all folded up on a counter, but SCI
them hung upon ain-poles, thus giving you
better idea of what's wanted
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1904-07-02

A new, mercerized fabric of fine silky finish used
extensively for Innings, makes splendid substitute
for more expensive goods in making of petticoats ;
we have it in Black and White, per yd........ 25c
Bisbee daily review., 1904-11-30
PERsoNAL--The finest music night ly in the city st the Turf.

PERSONAL--The man who has idle money is just as anxious to find an investment for 1t as is the Idle man to find a job. If you are looking for money, or for a manor for a man with money-the want ads will help you.
Bisbee daily review., 1904-11-30

THE CLOTHES That make the man are made by Blunt. the Tailor, back of Fire House.
Bisbee daily review., 1904-11-30

PERSoNAl-We win cash your checks at tAe Turf
Bisbee daily review., 1904-11-30
THE oRNpoREE HOTEL.

Fl Paso IS entertaining mary of the people from Bisbee. Douglas. Can nea, and surrounding towns. It is suggested that when In the Pass City they try the Orndorf hotel. It
 has handsomely furnished roomz. is so pleasantly situated on the Plaza, and the cuisine of the highest class, that visitors will be thoroughly sat. isnsa with theix visit to the 0rnderff.
Bisbee daily review., 1904-11-30
PERSONALS

Personal-Take your woolens to Warren steam laundry and have then' returned soft. clean and nice.
Bisbee daily review., 1904-11-30
BASIS FOR THE COPPER, ADVANCE
 .
TABLE SHOWING APPROXIMATE SUPPLIES IN UNITED STATES
 AND DISTRIBUTION.

Production This Year Win Exceed That of Last ,8y 1o> Per Cent-No Copper Now to. Spare-AlI Produc- CTS Sold.
Bisbee daily review., 1904-11-30
Time Card No. 20, Effective October
 3otli, 1904.

Train No. l leaves RI Prie,as 6:3o a. n. Arrives Torres T:15 am. Train No. ? leaves Torres S::3O a. n. Arrives M- Prie;as s:15 a. m. Train No. 3 leaves M PrieSss 4:l5 p. n. Arrives Arrives Torres 5:3e D. m.
 Train No. leaves Torres 6:30 D. m. Arrives M. Prie.aS 7:15jp. m
 H. SEYMOUR,
 Prop. and Prest.
Bisbee daily review., 1904-11-30
FOR SALE.

FOR sALE-Fonr houses good loca- ton. brewe-y Ave. Inquire Mrs. Bsr Sand.
Bisbee daily review., 1904-11-30

Total deductions. 10 mos. s54.4S'
Bisbee daily review., 1904-11-30

PERsoNAL-Every day, in the want ad columns, "the tide which leads on to fortune"-fo- someone-is "at its flood" It may be your turn to- day.
Bisbee daily review., 1904-11-30

Lunch buckets for miners filed with special care. Whibeheads Restaurant.
The San Francisco call., 1904-07-03

paying for them If It can, but which
will have them at any cost.
Is there any degradation more abb
ject and slavery more absolute than
they are now sure to involve? Every
now and then the community stands
aghast at some vast system of pillage
or some tragedy of horror, in which a
poor wretch rather than face his cred
itors browns himself or blows out his
brains. A dozen of his fellows. has
tily gathered and as hastily dismissed,
register their verdict of suicide oc-
casioned by financial difficulties and
the story is soon forgotten.
I am called to treat scores of peo-
pie with shattered brains and nerves
but they are not the fruits of over
work. The most fruitful sources of
physical arrangement and mental and
nervous disorders in America to-day
are pecuniary embarrassments and
family dissensions.
The Home Against Itself.
Far oftener than We imagine those
two things lie close together. A father,
crowded beyond endurance by the
strain to maintain a scale of living
long ago pitched too high, a mother
consciously degraded by the petty eva
sions and domestic dishonesty that
The San Francisco call., 1904-07-03

Of convenience In name, we hallow and
observe It most reHgiously in fact. Pow
erty If not disgrace is somehow ac-
counted an impertinence, and the vul-
garities Of ostentatious display are par
donable and even admirable, in precise
proportion to the size Of the fortune
that INDUCES them.
Love is not for sale, and that myS-
terious sentiment which must be won
and deserved-not purchased-never
goes along with the jointure nor can
be made over with transfers OF real
estate. One of the greatest tragedies
in modern life is the desperate effort
to put heart in such transactions and
so ennoble a bargain with an emotion.
And women? Do we not know that
there are thousands OF them to whom
a home is as impossible a thing as a
castle in Spain? Do we not know that
there are thousands of them who have
no human being except themselves to
depend upon? Especially on this
Eastern sea coast women are redund-
ant 1 have no sympathy with a radi-
caIism of female reform, but some
thing must be done. Our American
women, thank God, have never re-
cruited the ranks of that dismal col
ony that borders on Salt Lake, which,
though American in name, is really
foreign in the emigration that has peo-
pied it. What Is needed is that the
sphere Of woman be so widened that
The San Francisco call., 1904-07-03

in 1901, leaving one son and Ave daugh-
ters.
AS sequel to his cooperation with
the widow of Alfred Corning Clark in
her vast charitable enterprises their
marriage was solemnized some months
Of mind and millions.
Never before has Bishop Potter ex-
pressed himself so fully and compre-
hensively upon such wide range of
absorbing problems. Praising where
praise is due and denouncing where,
as he declared, there is need for Amer
ican men and women to take warning,
his voice is ringing bugle call on the
eve Of the approaching Presidential
campaign.
BY BISHOP HENRY G. POTTER.
I have been asked to discuss some
Of the bravest and most opportune
problems which now confront the
American people-problems dealing
with the welfare of the people at
large, with the sacredness of the home
and family and with the happiness of
men and women as individuals. 1t is
impossible to deal with such a wide
and important range of subjects at
this time and in this manner, except in
the most cursory way.
But In discussing the pitfalls and
dangers assailing us as people, one
The San Francisco call., 1904-07-03

cannot overlook the love of display,
the craving for luxuries. the wide
spread disposition to make life more
ornate and less rugged, more smooth
and less satisfying than when the
foundations of this country were laid.
Explain as you choose that the aus
tereness of the fathers has provoked
the luxury Of the children; appeal to
the age as placing greater luxury
within easy range of a greater num-
ber-the fact remains that on the
whole our habits are not simple, our
training is not frugal, and our social
customs are not plain nor inexpensive.
This national love of luxury is terribly
enervating. We need not go back to
Rome to see that national luxury
paved the way for national dishonor
France discovered it in the reign of
the Louises. England experienced it
in the time of Charles. Costliness of
living and unlimited personal in
diligence mean enfeebled manhood
and decaying intelligence.
The Decay of Honor and Honesty.
But in our case it means something
more and worse. 1t means the growth
of a relaxed sense of individual honor
and common honesty. 1t means q
disposition that will have luxuries by