The semi-weekly messenger. [volume] (Wilmington, N.C.) 1897-1908, 1904-11-22
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''ANGLO SAXON TRIUMPH"

He ANGLo-SAxo
Dunno.
by Mcclure, Phil
b Coz
ID Mr.. Dooley. I'm
" glad ivrybody Is
bened to We a week ago
what they think said
a great consolation IN
t." said Mr.. Dooley. Ito
ye'er sorrow is a soorce "
ers. All tn wurruld is glad
where we lid. Tn Car turned
rsault whin he heerd tn news.
iv Italy has not got home
fiction night. Tn prisidint iv
called on Gin'raI Porther an
hiD FIR tn prisidint. Tn prisi-
giv Colombia illuminated tn Off
palace an tillygrafted askin' if
BE was anything PriSidint RoOsen-
t cud do to him that hadn't been
me TIL German Impror sat down
IN wrote tn folIowin' cable: Con-
sratylations on ye'er iliction as kaiser
fE tn well-born American people. May
Iye'er reign be long an happy. Toum
4 felix fastumque barazza,' which is Lat
in FIR Why can't we be friends?'
But tn mos enthusiastic enthusy-
assn was in England. On hearin' tn
glad news on tn Saturdah followin'
tn i~liction, tn king stint FIR Ambassa-
dure Choate who came is fast as his
lands an knees wud carry him. Ar
irwin at Buckin'ham palace. his ma
jesty g~racyously extinded his foot an
ordhered him to convey his thanks to
his lille subjiCks acrost tn sea. TIL
English pa-apers almost whit crazy
with approval. Saws wan iv thim,
Thaydoor Roosenfelt is not a states
man in tn English sinse. He wud not
compare with our Chamberlains or
aven Markses. He is of more vulgar
type. Judged be tn English standards.
ne is a coorse an oncultivated man.
But in America he stands high FIR good
taste an larnin'. We regard his iliC-
ton as a great triumph FIR tn Anglo
Saxon race. So long as Sicrety Hay
can restrain his longin' to rayturn to
his home an continue to sit on Captain
RCOsenfeltiS head, tn two countries
will be bound together in a way that
will double our joys an their sorrows.
While lawn Hay, that gr-reateSt iv
american statesmen an almost good
enough fr amy office iv a parochiel
mature in this country, remains in
charge iv tn govermint at Washington,
It a have our friendship with all that
this implies. Afther that We hope to
have our tariff again thin in wur-
-Tukin' ordher an we won't care. We
await returns firm tn city iv Texas M
tn state iv Ohio. Massachusetts, befure
maxim amy further commint.'
$50 We see, Hinnissey. twas tn An
glo-Saxon vote that did it. ] see now
what tn prisidint was UP to whin he
stint FIR cassidy iv tn Clan-na-Gaei.
TIL Clan-na-GaeI is wan iv tn
strongest Anglo-Saxon organizations
we have. It's whole purpose is to i'm
prove Anglo-Saxon c~ivilyzation be iliva
tin it. There's on'y wan way to do it
an that's tn way they do. TIN raisoD
Cassidy an Kelly an Murphy an
Burke an Shea an all tn boys up an
ON4 LII III ~
was because they ARE Anglo-Saxons.
TIL A. o. H. which, iv Goose, We know
names All or H'Englishmen. was fr
Rosenfelt FIR tn same raison. So it.
was with tn Anglo-Saxon turnvercins
an sangerfests. Me frind Schwartz
meister down tn sthreet voted FIR
Rosenfelt because iv his sthrong feeliu'
in favor iv cimintin' tn alliance be-
= - A. 10 rro =
il!cted. I hear.
= wnGdher how he'll threat tn An
r~'r--sEon firm now on. I'm proud iv
l.c;I' i mimber iv hat great race.
NV that me attintion has been called
II it. Gawd bless Anglo-Saxony. says
with me heart. 1t has made MS 2
Zee country. But in handin' around
II medals afther tn victhry. 1 faiu
Nv-ud see a few pinned to manly coats
tat were not made in Bond sthreet
eve all tn branches iv that noble
,erd a chance.
But tn $ is tn way it usually goes;
About a year befure iliction a man be
tn name iv Sheehan or Sullivan Oh
Casey makes up his mind that it:
about time to think iv nommynatin
somebody FIR tn PRESIDENCY. He looks
arOunu nlHn dn HdNln WdHSI run dSioS
q fellow in tn ~ligislachure firm down
tn state somewhere that niver madt
a speech, he jumps aboord a thrain an
tears off FIR tn country. Afther some
hours he finds a man that can steer
him to tn home iv tn peoples choice
Judge Silas Higgins. Tn judge ray
ceives him in tn barn on account i'
tn family an accepts tn call firm tn
people. He's surprised he hadn't heerC
it befure. casey tn country is fairly
ringin' with it. Casey comes back Il
town an takes off his Goa an goes t
wurruk. He argues an pleads an pa
LAYERS an punches together a majorit.
Nv votes, in tn manetime keepin' Judgi
Higgins chained down at home an
feedin' him firm time to time with a
ned Drinciples TIL iudga is nOmmy