New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-03-28
THE TALK or TIE DAY.

A correspondent at Birr. Ireland. describes lady
being killed while hunting and adds. the deceased
met with a similar accident on a previous oc-
casion." Another had been IN the Transvaal be-
tween six and seven times: and still another cor
respondent declares with a spirit which only does
him credit that he has never put his name 70 an
anonymous letter. This evenings performances
cannot take place; Il will be repeated tomorrow
night" IS a provincial announcement.
They were discussing political broils after a Con
preszoraI chat and Senator Charles Fairbanks
said nat The Persona se M 656 N AMENDED tS
"hs T sat comfortably enjoying the scene tho
boo hooi Boo hoo.' Re yelled
Who's worrying YOU l Inquired
You" he whimpHred.
YES.
Yer slttln. on my plats OF ics eresrn-'"-CPhli-
sdelphia Public Ledger
A Toxic correspondent Of The Morning POST
SAYS Japan viii be able 70 hght p year and a
half without borrowing. basis OF 5S0O0o0 yen
yearly for war expenses. As the Japanese hrst
private gets about % cents a month. ard second
about % cents and their food IS a handful OF rice
and some dried FISH. the above sstimats seems
adequate.
He-Now may have that kiss I've been waiting
TIr-yvbstf show ne the guy who had the nerve
70 borrow it!-(Baltimors American
Tho great bronze Buddhs Dai-butSu. IN his pleas
snt grove OF Karmaxura. Japan. Is calm. and the
perfection OF his reposs - not IN the least dis
turbed by the noise and rumor OF war. He repre-
seuts an ideal and a national potency compared
with which the Cars OF all ths Russas are OF
yesterday.
Grires-wsn see you're back from the sprinsS
Frlegs-I,etter? why. I'm another mani In fact
I'm myself once more--tPittsDurS Post
Dit
on the Centre-st. site, thu construction OF two
new atatIors in the territory between Fourteenth
and FIfty-ninth SITS. and the Encouragement OF
precincts IN tho stretching from Union Square
TO the lower border OF Central PARK. New-f OK
uniformed guardians OF the peace Will gain no IN
considerable advantages; and tho community IN
general may profit also,
MILITARY BOOKKEEPING.
the Russians report thst the JePsness v 80 80 POI
hurded vladiyostoiS from distance 700 s,N ~ ds s %
Tho foe came proudly the fight.
His guns loud thunder shook the main,
We're Nisq WI wrapped IN undisguised disdain.
We saw them come. BY Folly Ied
And calmly retired 70 bed
But our accountants were alert.
We gave to each little STATE
The foes expenditure was great;
We valued every shot and shell
That short OF our entertainments Yell
A trigger puIled-there fourpence went:
A barrel heated-ninepence therei
The shOt-there sew raj pounds were spent,
TO be dispersed upon the air
Ten piston strokes at two pence each
And thus the total cost We reach
With all the Items noted down
In proper columns, straight and neat
We snow within say, halt-a,crown;;
What cost that outing or inc neet'
And n this sort OF thing goes on,
Its fghtirg strength viii soon be gone 90
LONDON News.
CAPTAIN Piper former Deputy Commissioners OF
Police In New-YorIl was requested BY prominent
citizens Of Chicago to make a thorough investiga-
tIon with regard 70 police Affairs in the great
Western capital In his report no declares en-
nbattcauv that tho force under Mayer HarTisons
administration is inefficient and insufficient. and
that the people OF the big town are practically at
the mercy Of the criminal element
woggles-How did you come out IN the auto
GogslesIover the back Of ths blamed thinsi
-(Yonkers Statesman
The public schools Of Chicago will be organised
into miniature national. State and municipal gov
eruments II plans under consideration BY SUI
perintendent Edwin c. Cooley carried out
Each elementary school will send one repre-
sentative to the national congress, and each
high school will send several senators-one or two
from each years classic the higher branch OF the
mock national government. All officers OF the DIFF
ferent branches Of the government viii be elected
by Australian ballot system. and in every detail
the machinery OF the national government Will be
copied. The little government will be founded upon
the principles OF Co-eiu cation and equal suffrage
They were discussin.- a member OF Gothaul's
fashionable set. she has n great deal Of fore
sight. some one remarked on, yes. indeed
Why. she acquired a residence In South Dakota be-
fore she married.''-(ChicagO Record Her