The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1904-12-05
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Therefore, get as busy as bird dog
| and Allah will bless you"
As BELTS true son of the desert
you will understand when this is deliv-
| cred to you, that you are being wig
wagged to get ready to be ernba1med
canned and labeled
MOBILES
Keep off .the floor; the Hlustrious
Potentate has made his appointments
! for properly conducting the work.
Don't forget TO smile when the Novice
grunts, when he "roars" you may laugh
out loud
Wear your Fee. This is imperative
In addition wear your claw-hamner, or
any old thing, or you won't get in.
Buffet lunch and camels milk will be
served during the session.
Visiting Mobiles will be given a cor~
dial welcome, but must have a green card.
Playing cards don't go with our recorder.
Don't be afraid of the Sunday law.
Novice Henry has refused to violate
it-but he may change his mind. If
not, a compromise has been arranged,
under the terms of which he will stop
all clocks at midnight.
And last, but not least, be a Pelican,
pictured on Primo signs as a bird; like
wise as a creature which drinks every
thing of liquid nature.
NOVICES, HEARKEN HEREUNTO.
Amongst the ancient landmarks of
our Order is the rule that the payment
of an initiation fee entities the Novice
to advice without extra compensation.
Wherefore, we herewith hand unto you
these chunks of wisdom:
Report promptly at 80 P. m.
Bring with you a pair of asbestos
jeans and a pure heart. If you can't
afford both, you can get along better
| without the latter.
Leave all bowies or guns with Josh.
Pipe dreams are deceptive; don't be-
1ieve all you see.
1t is not necessary to tell the folks
where you are going. Upon your re-
turn they will know where you were
at, and so will you.
Beware of friends Friendship is a
golden virtue and should be cultivated:
but the Shrine is a place where it does
Mt pay to be popular and have too
many friends.
Solemnly believe all things; earnestly
hope all things; calmly and patiently
endure all things, and rest contented in
the assurance that all Shriners have
gone this way before.
Get acquainted with the Director and
his Patrol, pat them on the back and take
them out for time. 1t may make your
journey pleasdnter. In short be a wise
old cwi
Who is tire most popular Novice? For
to him shall be given the pleasure of
riding the feetest goat, and of being
put up against everything that is good.
(May Allah preserve him.
You need not give the sign of distress;
your face will show it.
Get darn hot at the start; you will
have plenty of time to cool off before
you are through
Following instructions will lead you to
fame:
To hold en- tc the rope is part of the
You need prepare nc. criticisms on the
apparatus. 1t is all new and will first
be tested.
You may rest assured that the streets
will be III good shape for the parade:
Novice Holloway will attend to this.
: Dc not depend too much on assistance
from Novice Sheriff Henry. Troubles
OF his own will prevent his appearance
in the role of the Good Samaritan.
> Not all the sketches adjoining these
pages are fanciful Await time with
patience. and you will conclude that
some of them are photographs.
? You may, if you so desire. appear in
full dress at both the ceremonial and
the ball. This, however, is not obliga-
tory, and can oniy he accomplished by
owners OF two clawhammers, with one
of which they are willing to part. A
/ word 10 the wise should be sufficient.
| Cultivate sedulously the meebness OF