Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1904-04-08
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He-So your husband has given up
smoking? 1t requires a pretty strong
will TO accomplish that. She-Well,
I'd have you understand that | have
strong will!-New Yorker
How long shall | boil the eggs.
ma'am" asked the cook u don't ex-
actly know" replied the young house
wife. but cook them until they are
real tender. Chicago Fost
Nodd-Awfuly sorry to hear your
house burned down. Did you save
anything? Todd-Oh, yes After some
very lively work We succeeded in get
ting out all the things we didn't want
Town and Country.
Easy error: La Montt-Made u ter
rible blunder to-day. Saw man in
rubber suit and cap and asked him IL
he was sewer-cleaner. La Moyne-
Who was he? La Montt-Mlllionaire
| hauffeur.-Chicago News
well, SNOWFALL" said the patron to
the dusky waiter, how did you ever
come by a name like that We'll,
sab, was born in Chicago. Reckon
yer never seed Il Chicago SNOWFALL.
sah!'-Yonkers Statesman.
81 hear you're dissatisfied with your
doctors bill"' "Yes, | don't think he's
entitled to- two hundred and fifty dol
lars for that operation" why noty"
Because If he was he'd claim more"
Philadelphia Public Ledger.
A way she has: Morton-Is Mrs
Styles much OF talker? Norton
Much of a talker | should say SO!
1t Is impossible for her to play soil
taire intelligently-sh has SO much to
say to herself, you . know Boston
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A question: SheECharles. dear,
how many teeth does baby have?
He-I don't know. But | think that.
after the way I've walked the floor for
the last six months, ours ought to have
at least hundred and ffty by this
time.-Detroit Free Press.
Howes-Don't like this cold wealth
er, eh? Why. only last summer you
were complaining of the heat Barnes
Not of the heat itself, but rather ,be-
cause of its untimeiness.. 1t would. .be
all right If reserved for such weather
as this,-Boston Transcript
Mr.. Trucker-I think l shall give up
my BUSINESS, my dear. might as well
have some good out of my money Mrs.
Trucker-Oh, not yet, Samuel. But
when one of us dies, L shall give up
housekeeping and see little of the
world.-Town and Country.
Wife-There was man around to-
day selling big brass, burglar alarm
bells to put on the front of the house,
SO l ordered, one. HusbandrW
You know we haven't anything worth
stealing. Wife, know, but it will
make the neighbors think we have
Philadelphia Ledger
DE trouble wifi dat man, said
Erasmus Ptnkley. is dat he's too am
bilious" But he won't work. an
swered Miss Miami Brown. NO. He's
one o desc people dat would rather
imagine hissejf' ridln' III a automobile
dan git, down to- business AN push a
wheelbarrow Washington Star. =
Editor in Chief Ito, office boyl-Ben-
ME, where's the theater tickets l sent
you after? Bennie-I forgot 'em. City
Editor-Bennie, where's that paste /
sent you for? Bennie-I forgot 1t.
Sporting Editor-Bennie, what was
Jack Glasscock's battin' average In
1888? Bennie (promptly)+-Three hun
dred and eighty ysix.-Cleyeland Lead
er.
Turpin-Come with me to the zoo.
Jenks-No, thank you. I'll stay at
home. My oldest daughter does the
kangaroo walk, my second daughter
talks like parrot, my son laughs like
hyena, my wife watches me like u
hawk, my cook is as cross as a. bear.
and my mother-in-law says I'm n.old
gorilla When | go anywhere l want
change-Tit-B Bits
Icy.-"Didn't you git no money from
dat woman yer held up?'' asked the
first footpad "Naw," replied the 9th,
er, shlyering slightly; ''she wuz from
Boston" Well Boston people has
money" "Mebbe dey has, but When
l sez to her, Money or yer life, lady
she sez, How dare .y,e speak ter me
widout de 'formality, of "a intefdiGh9n,r
sez she, an Leaves inc .froze stiffc,..-
f}h!t!adeIRRiaa I !a.d! Press. sss - .x:~ 49,
}, There was bnce n >ntinistsr in Hart.
!. ford 9.sirss.Mstks Twafir. 'ayxo Sasass
lot Of boys in his Sunday school Who
We're in the habit Of staying away on
the Sunday when the big. steamer City
of Hartford docked in the~morning.
"0ne Sunday the minister came
down to Sunday school and founds all
the boys there. He was profoundly
affected. - -. :. r.-. - =
Boys he said, you cannot imag-
Inc how much this exhibition of loyal
ty on your part to- the Sunday school