The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-04-05
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.

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Worry is as useless as It IS TO tell
people nor to worry
Sometimes 4 little learning saves a
man from jury duty
\ swallow Of brandy often turns
out 10 be z bird Of III omen.
It's case Of quick consumption
with the man who belts his food.
If man is satisfied with one meal
Il day he can afford 70 write poetry.
Tell a woman you admire her II YOU
want her TO think you are intelligent
4 woman uses a glass To color her
face ana 4 man uses one 10 coIor his
nose.
A few splnSterS have been djSap-
pointed in love also great many
married women,
When = man is unable 10 make q
living at anything else he is eligible
for a government job.-Chicago Daily
News.
Passing OF st. Gothard Diligence
Report comes from Geneva over the
sea. that the last diligence on the st
Gothard route has made its last
Journey, and thus disappears one Of
the most picturesque perdnageS in
his country. the driver Michel Dan
10th.
Danioth has regularly carried the
post and passengers from Fiuelen to
Camerlata Tor the last thirty years.
and has been in the government sery.
Ice for tifty.three years.
Before the Gothard tunnel was
pierced everybody coming or going to
Italy used lie Gothard post, and Dan
10th, BLUM and good-natur,d, was
great fayorite with all.
Many great men have occupied the
box seat with panioth, whose remin-
isceuceS wouid till cood-Sized book.
Yes, the good old times have gone
by be said in q husky voice, as he
quilted his beloved seat for the last
time, and watched the old diligence
disappearing in the courtyard.
Little About People.
Or. Simeon Bell of Rosedalc. Kan
has given the University Of Kansas
$4,000 in Missouri lands
When asked us to the disposition OF
his $1l0000,000, Russell Sage said the
other day; wait until am dead
There will be more than one person
surprised
The emperor OF Germany is com
PEELED to change his dress sometimes
twelve times a day He has 100000
worth Of clothing. He hears 100 titles
and Is an admiral in three Of TIE biz
ccst navicS.
William Seeley Of Stoughton Mass
Is the only American who eyer wore
the Victoria cross. Mr.. Secley was on
hoard British vessel ut Simoneski
Japan. in 1864. ana saved the life OF
the ships captain. for which service
re received the medal, which he highly
prizes
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.
Every man imagine he is some other
mans best friend
Taking babies to places Of amuse
ment is a crying shame
Boarding houses drive a lot Of their
victims 10 matrmony.
Bitter medicine, Ike bitter expert
ancc, is usually the best.
Occasionally germs set on a mans
mind and worry him to death.
Marriage is a raille one man gets a
prize and tie others the shake
II silver dollars are made heavier
hey viii be harder to raise than ever
Many a man who tried to stand OH
bis dignity has been kicked off by .
ess d.sniaed chap.
Nearly every girl enyies a bride
when She starts on wedding trip
lud nearly every married woman feels
,orry for her.--Chlcago Daily News.
Meddlng with Drugs
SleeploSsncss is not always due to
nervousness 1t may be caused by
various disorders Of the system which
leryines can not reach. whence comes
he danger Of sclf-doctoring, says the
New York Tribune. A so-,alled Bery.
ne that would successfully cure a
person of simple insomnia. might he
dangerous to one whose slceplcssness .
5 due to an Irregular action Of the
heart, or some other organic trouble
1t Is wiser to discover first the rea-
son for the slecpless1ess before IN.
lulging IN sleeping draughts. There
ire many eases. as is wei known
who're in ordinary dose or morphine,
such as is found in many sleeping
bottoms and pain killers, would prove
'atal
All this repeats a warning that can
not be- too frequently given 10 PER
sons afflicted with a desire to meddle
With drugs.
In Doubt.
Would you rather be handsome Or
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