The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-12-06
With the Long Rosp.
EYE naturs's waits. shoot folr q Il fHss

/ W1th the Long BOW.
i -.s,s na4urs's VANS. shoot II mos"
He simple life idea bringing Pastor Wagner in $500
night Many bright have made goodly fortunes
from exploiting intellectual chestnut
Poor Peter Nissen the victim Of his foolkler
Mr. Nissen used balloon but most prefer certain
liquid that we might name if asked.
The Indianapolis News says that Brc is going enter
the race the gold standard issues There
too gold bricks in the senate now. '. '%
Of the French institute declares that oysters
are not dangerous. None of them ever attacked us.
49, TX. -
A Salt Lake doctor has found drug which he de-
clares is better than OIL The latter drug
popular favorite
An official weather prophet Of Massachusetts has offered
to meet the unofficial weather prophet Of Connecticut in
foreeastng contest for $1,000 side Several bay state
weather sharps forming pool to back their climate tin
kerer Doubtless both prophets will be and will
after claim to be right. susaa az .~ VI e:.eyxa eFr
The Staples World tells story Of hobo who tried to
drink cup gasoene in Pamatees barber shop last week.
He thought he taking drink of water out Of the
but it proved to be the volatile fluid used by the automobile
He swallow discovering his mistake After
nsng his mouth he said he had paid l5c for stuff
far taste went The swallow seemed to have no bad effect
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Willie Wilmer the noted snake char1ner Of Maryland
bunch of snakes with their to the fair. The
Hagerstown (Md.) Mail says:
It has been lonely about the house since the ~ m
Pieface sisters and Highbal Bill have left: ~ #
Talent like this ought to make good town.
MA4
The Britt IS d. Tribune rs years old because the ed
tor says he is forbeang He invites number of ngrates
who for the whole Is years to step in and settle If
they do judging by his keptica tone the state will look to
see his finish from cardiac cessation
The head the dairy school Of the University of Wis
eonsin put the end Of examination paper this question:
What language do you speak besides Engsh? To which
student answer IT speak German little Nor
wegan and also understand horses and cows 1t the
fessor wished to discover what the mans dominant tongue
was the he thought all he had to do to be around
when the stepped in the milk bucket always
plodes in his mother tongue
The Oewein (Iowa) Register brings to hand the after
adventures Of William ngebach of that town. who
1ed to Miss Marguerite Courtney of LIE Sue Mnn Min
neapos not long ago. The Friday following the ceremony
they to Oewen and domiciled Eat Mr.. Lingel
bachs elegant residence East Charles street, Fri
day night friends Of the assembled at the residence
gave the couple charvar that made the midnight air
vbrae in an alarming manner. Mr. and Mrs Lngebach
made their appearance but enough They
forcby asked out into the street by the fends Of the
groom chariot The boys then drew them
around town to the accompaniment Of jolly songs The DEL
vein that Mr. Lngebach proprietor of of
the finest buets the city and state, and has host of
friends among whom he stands high for his genial qualities
and square business principles few less strenuous friends
and little Of the simple life would have pleased the
pair better at that moment Of their career.
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Uncle Elery Marsh in yesterday to get his home
paper and predict open winter Uncle Eery judges
the from the way the last two three flies
hang about the house, and from the fact that the chickens
have put cold weather feathers they ought Uncle
Eery does not consult gooebone which he considers
reliable And he has little confidence in Hicks but he
Iob that rcp
winter is to be open For this Mr. Marsh de
string note their behavior will not allow Aunt Hety to xii
the last few flies in the house, and this Of muci
family argument especially at dinner tme when the pest
are strongly evidence and fall into the food without any
their old brskness Of recovery Uncle Elery thinks tina
wheat will $2 this winter not for but be
that figure to him the logical price, for tn
year.
cit don't have to have to put it there' sat
Uncle, ''but if we get news it will go higher. -