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Ward
Entertainments.

Elder Martin Anderson, who leaves
soon on mission TO the Southern
states win be rendered farewell re-
ception Tuesday June 7, I'm the Can.
non ward westinghouse. An excellent
program has been prepared 10 be fol-
lowed by q dance. and all Of the de-
parting misslonarys friends are cor
daily invited TO be present. The enter
tainment begins at o'clock.
The Twentieth Ward Primary assocl-
alton Is preparing for an entertain-
Ing event of interest TO take place In
the ward amusement hall on the even
ing OF the 9TH inst, 1t will consist OF
songs Rotations, fancy drills and 9th h..
er features In addition to which there
VIII be refreshments and general good
time. The officers OF the organlga tlon
are hard at work and anticipate making
strong success OF their efforts.
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smoot $50 south Fifth East. The thief
secured a complete OUTFIT of summer
clothing belonging TO the officer En-
trance was gained by prying open u
rear window when no one was home.
Oficer smoot reported the robbery TO
the police.
s. Molyneaux Worthlngton, the bari.
tone ginger from London, yesterday
was moved from ST. Marks hospital to
private apartments down town where
be- Is rapidly progressing after HIS fight
for life with pneumonia At one stage
OF the Illness It was believed that he
was dead However with an unceas-
Ing use Of oxygen, coupled With a
strong constitution, Mr.. Worthington
pulled through and Is now on the road
TO a speedy recovery
a laborer. giving the name Of @ II.
Leaden, entered the Clayton house yes
terday afternoon and asked for "A room.
As soon as he was shown TO his room.
he proceeded to purloln any and every
portable article worth having. Some
Of the roomers saw him leaving ami
raised the alarm. The proprietor saw
him. and, with the persuading infu-
ences Of an ugly looking gun made
Leaden halt until officer Williams ar
rived. The latter took his prisoner 10
the station, where he was booked on
the charge Of larceny.
IT IL feared that Mayo, the f5-years-
old son OF NJ. $. Perry OF 543 west Third
South street. has been murdered In
Texas. The boy ran away last Octo-
Der, and after drifting about the coun-
try reached Mansfield, Tex. Last Feb
ruary, Mrs, Perry received word from
the young man that he was coming
home. hut a letter has now been re-
ceiyed from the Texan for whom
the boy was working stating the
mans belief that Mayo had disap-
peared, and had probably been muir
dered by a worthless companion,
A reception viii be given to Bishop
d. s. futile this evening, from TO II
O'clock. at the home Of George Y. wal
lace whore the many friends Of the
bishop are invited Tomorrow morn
ing, Bishop futile viii deliver the bac-
calaureate sermon before the gradual
ing class Of Rowland hall, and on We'd
nesday evening, next, he viii preside at
the graduation exercises Of the st.
Marks Training school Tor nurses 10 be
held In the rooms OF the Ladies' Lit
erary club. on the next day, Bishop
futile returns to ~. Louis
Charles Il. Spauding. the mining en-
gineer, has obtained from Washing
ton full protective patents on his i'm.
provomonts for the construction Of coke
ovens, work that occupied several
Years of his life. He believes that his
inventions viii revolutIonlzc lie coke
Industry by experiments at Sunny
side he has demonstrated that better
quality Of coke can be produced and In
about one-half the time required by the
present process. The Improvement con-
slsts of providing the oven with an air
blast. He goes to Pittsburg next week
on business connected with putting his
invention into practical use.
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CHURCH NOTICES.
Observation-Disclosures

In the Scandinavian meeting In Bar
raft hall tomorrow at 10 O'Clock a, M
Elder l.. Mott Iversen win speak OF the
Danish constitution, the day being the
anniversary of the adoption of that IN
strument OF liberty
Tho Tenth quorum Of Seventy will
hold It's regular monthly meeting at the
Second ward westinghouse on Monday
night, June 6, at 1880. a full attendance
Is desired,
The High Priests quorum Of tho Pio-
neer Stake win meet on Sunday June
D. at 10 o'clock a. M, in II. H. Thomas
Barnacle, on First West, between
Fourth and Fifth South streets, a full
attendance Is desired.
DAVID Nick ENZlE,
HUGH WATSON,
JAMES BEATHAM,
Presidency,
The Relief Society OF Pioneer stake
Will hold its first quarterly conference
Thursday, June 0. nj 10 a, IN, and p.
m, In the Seventh ward assembly
rooms, Fifth South between West Tenn
pie and First West streets. All MEM
bers are urgently reuested 20 be pres
ent and all interested IN Relief Society
work are cordially invited to attend the
meetings
ANNIE WELLS CANNON.
LUCY s. ACoMB.
REBECCA II PETIT
Presidency.
Primary conference win be held June
5 s, 7, All stake and local officers are
requested TO attend the sessions Of the
above conference An instructive and
profitable program has been prepared
All interested In Primary work are in
yitod, LOUIE b. FELT,
President.
MAY ANDERSON,
Secretary
The monthly meeting of the High
Priests quorum OF the Ensign stake
VIII be held in room "a, Brigham Young
Memorial building, on Monday evening,
next, June 6, az half past seven o'clock.
A full attendance Is desired.
HAMILTON @, PARK,
JOSEPH II. FELT.
LEVI w, RICHARDS,
Presidency.
All NJ. /. a. officers and teachers are
requested 10 attend the general COM
ference OF the M. | a. TO be held Sum
day, Monday and Tuesday next Es-
pecially the meeting In Barratt hall on
Sunday, June 3, at 10 n. m. NJ. /. A.
officers aud teachers who are also en-
gagged in Sunday school work should
Immediately make the necessary ar
rangements 10 be excused on that date.
MATHONlHAH THOMAS,
HENRY 4, McEWAN,
RODNEY LILLIAN, JR.,
supt Ensign Stake Y. NJ. NJ, !. 4.
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Observation-Disclosures
WEATHER REPORT.

Record at tho local office OF the
weather bureau for the "a hours ending
at a. m. today
Barometer reading nj 6 a. M, 256OS
inches. Temperature at 6 a. m. AZ de-
grees maximum 81; minimum, 45;
mean O.; which Is degrees below nor
NAL
Deficiency Of the daily mean tempera-
ture since the FIRST OF the month, p
degrees.
Deficiency Of daily mean temperature
iHnce Jan /. l6 degrees.
Precipitation for the "a hours ending
at C a. M, .O2 inch.
Precipitation since the FIRST OF the
month. "a inch, which is 90 inch above
1.-THE normal,
Excess in precipitation since Jan. 1,
l4.33 inches.
FORECASTS TILL G p, NJ. SUNDAY.
Local forecast for Salt Lake city and
vicinity:
Generally fair tonight and Sunday;
warmer.
Utah; Forecast made at Denver,
Generally fair tonight and Sunday
warmer
WEATHER CONDITIONS.
The barometer is highest over the
north Pacific states and lowest over
The Missouri valley and the extreme
northwest.
Precipitation was quite general be-
tween the Rocky Mountain slope and
the lake region, accompanied by thun-
lderstorms. Heavy rains were reported
lns follows; Oklahoma, 800 inches
lAInnphanH M HilnlnFfE 1
Inches and Denver ! inch II was
lralning this morning over portions OF
Montana, North and South Dakota,
Minnesota and Missouri.
The changes IN temperature were
.generally slight and unimportant,
II, }. HYATT,
Local Borecaster.
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THE BEST TIME TO Buy.

home Is when YOU can get value re-
oelNed Tor every dollar expended.
\ ar mod. new brick, with nice porches.
cellar lot 33Xl30 feet, 5th S., near Sth H.,
A i-r. frame, with small barn, nice
AVN! shade aud roses, lth T., near 10Th
5.r. mod. r., p, B.,good barn and houses
enuc, S2900
Double 6-r. r. b. house nice lot 2ibxiO
rods, near r, G. w depot; could be
shanged to l2-r rooming house; will
take OFT cottage In exchange; price. 81. 800.
5-r new brick, lot 2X9 rods, on ord W..
near lth ~, $500
one of the incest terrace sites I'm the
city cor LIST w. and ist North. exc rods.
or txl0 rods. and the owner SAYS sen. See
Us n you want to invest
Vacant lots IN all parts Of the city
Hege Realty Co, j 7. Mahan, sales
l66-K
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GRANITE STAKE.
oTHERoHuRcHes

First Unitarian society. Services al
Unity hall. $40 South Second East, at
II a. M, Rev, w, H. Fish, Jr., pastor
Subject Of sermon. ''Longfelow and
Tennyson as Religious Teachers" mu-
sic by Unity quartet. Bass solo by Mr.
Odenwalder. solo, storm and sun
shine" by Mrs. Cook. Sunday school
and Emerson class at 1915. No meet.
ing OF Unity circle on Wednesday.
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Toothsome It'd Bits

For cravat connoisseurs are found IN
our beautiful four-in-hands in twIlls,
rumchundas and other new silks for
summer wear.
BROWN, TERRY & WOODRUFF Co.
1866 Main street
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A Mans Dress Shirt

Might ruin his whole appearance II i'm
properly Numbered The same Is true
Of a woman's shirt waist Our work
is perfect. TROY LAUNDRY,
1866 Main Street.
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Means Comma Back

After you give your first call for our
laundry and receive the package, you'll
be back agalp the following week.
TROY LAUNDRY.
1866 Main Street
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No hliaher Standard

or excellence in the laundering Of
shirts, collars, cuffs and shirt waists
can be found than In our perfect laun-
dry. TROY LAUNDRY,
1866 Main Street
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YOU Will GET Nome ON TIME

in the evening" If you use the Office de-
vices ana systems az recommended by
The Breeder ONCE Supply Co.
C? West Second South.
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Astounding In new ideas Of the smart
est and newest sort. made especially
TO wear with low shoes
BROWN, TERRY & WOODRUFF Co,
1866 Main Street
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sI.OO TELEPHONES.

For Residences.
20 outgoing calls per month. No
charge for incoming calls. 2isc for ex.
cess calls
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We pay per cent interest per annum
on 81 20 $4,000. lions Savings Bank
& Trust Co, Joseph r. Smith, Presl-
dent George NJ, Cannon, Cashier,
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s2.OO TELEPHONES,

For Residences
Unlimited service.
ROCKY MOUNTAIN BELL TELE.
PHONE co.
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Genuine ROYAL BREAD pure ana
bears our label with the crown. At all
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HARRINGTON & COURTNEY.

GOOD ACRES or LAND ON
East Bench, good water right,
bain and orchard, fine soil, no
house, $3.50
acres vacant In the city 9
blocks from street car, city water
on street best bargain IN the
city, N,1jO.
New Groom adobe lined cottages
Of rooms, porcelain bath, toilet,
wash basin are hrst class, nice
cellar, stable, buggy shed, lot COX
ljl 10 alley, we'll fenced, east front
east side, S21O0.
\ dandy new 1-room red pressed
brick, completely modern. lot gxiO
rods, south front fine location. east
side, 1900.
HARRINGTON & COURTNEY.
ID West Second South street.
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Outdoor Skotohine,

J. T. Harwood win take pupils during
the summer 666 east 18th South, 7th
east car line
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OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
TEMPLE NOTICES.
IN lnIlniu1nnnJ,nnI LnnnnnnnI,rL

The Salt Lake Temple will close on
Friday evening. July ], and reopen on
Monday morning, Aug. s, 1904.
Jo6 H. SMITH.
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Special rates to Salt Lake over all
roads on Real Estate Day at Saltair,
June 29th.
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SEWING MACHINES.

SPECIAL SALE ABSOLUTELY NEW
Z Or, Drop Head Singers .,.....,,..,SS %
5 Or. Drop Head New Homes $40. S9. y
Utah Sewing Mach, Coop. % u. isl 50.
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I,M.HIGLEY. HONEST PLUMBER
Reliable Electric Wiring.
100 II. First South Phone 7sl
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EsTRAY NOTICE.

CITY POUNDKEEPER's SALE NO
tice IL hereby given % the owner OF the
animal hereinafter described ana to
are impounded at the present time. I'm the
City Pound, the following described ami.
NAL one dark brown horse, ~ years old
branded II on right hip. II said animal
II not claimed and all amounts due there
ON paid aud said animal taken away with
IN ten u0l DAYS from the date vi the frst
publication Of this notice they win he
sold by the City Poundkeeper. at pubilc
sale, at city Estray Pound. IN this CITY.
~ the hour Of 2 p. m, To the highest
bidder. date Of frat publication June an
@ Il. Morris Poundkeeper
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FLuFF-Ruc WORKS.

RUGS MADE FROM YOUR OLD CAR.
pets. H. Gaby. Prop, 236 w So. Temple.
Carpet cleaning. Phone i29-x.
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FOR SALE REAL ESTATE.

TEN ACRE FARM.
With Groom cottage and barn, with cap
acity for 70 tons OF hay
Excellent water right cold
springs on place the year round,
good fruit orchard 1925 worth Of
lucern ready 10 cut a fine place
for dairy. with orchard. chick
ems and trout
Only short distance from state Prison
car line, insuring easy market for prod
ucts.
EDWARD NJ. ASHTON,
SQl News Building,
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MOVING VAN.

LEAVE ORDERS FOR II. LEYLANp !
Moving Van. at the Model barber Shop.
News Building, instead OF al Fergus
Coalter's Music Store. as heretofore.
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FUTILE BROS Il WooLLEY.
il9 Main 81.


Has II occurred TO you that as this city
grows larger (Which II Is doing at rapid
ratel Prices OF property will increase aC-
cordingly You are therefore losing money
all the time ,as you must have a home
some time. The longer you wait the more
YOU pay or further out you go. Buy now
We can make terms of payment easy II
wanted. we represent Exclusively over
NhQ10W worth VI nonresident owned Salt
Lake city property, and can make prices
and terms TO suit. We really can't adVer-
can ana tell rs what you are wanting,
Hero are Il few good buys, II not what
you arc looking for. call Can anyway.
We've got the goods.
lQ2i Brigham, 55iR6l6j, scr. ho......, $500
ll3 !. St, Ser mod Blk, fine ..,,,,.,.. 1910
NJ n St, Yer, blk. Cot.....,,.u.,...SllU
@2-@G ith n @ cots. $40 renD,....S2OO
3i3 sherman St, Ser. no, 6OXi32. ,,.,.. $500
~ n, 9Th S, 5x20 rods, cheap ,,n. 5000
tlne mod Or bk,, Ord st, Uurnacel Si3)1
$50 { st., j-r blk, cot,...,..,..,..n.tij00
q Aberdeen, 3-r ana barn, e acre..,s $50
l2l3 Milton Ave, GER cot, barn ,...SiiD0
b4a IN NJ pr mod blk, tlne....,. $500
3rd w 18th S., acres land.........$ 40
III II. st. mod, Ser 50Xll0 5000
a me mod S-r pressed blk home, with
lawn, etc ON T. ST. a great sacrifice for
only $3.50 VALUED at $4,000, must sell
40 once You will notice we describe Local
ton ~ our properties We know them to
be cheap, ana are not alarmed at com
parisou Look at them. Call and talk
lhem over We are doing business right
along. our clients are making money.
FUTILE BROS & WOOLLEY,
40 Main ST,
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FOR RENT-FuRNisHED.

NICE SLEEPING ROOMS CHEAP.
l53 Dunbar avenue. IL South 9-l0 Fast
S.RM MOD BR, NEW. FURNACE.
handsomely furnished. has gas range and
fine basement 1919 ist St, $500
S-room modern. completely and elegant
ly furnished; possession any time, II. st.,
near Brigham 5000
HOusToNS, THE HOUsERs, 2j1 Main.
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snors EoR pEEoaMlO FEET

SOLID COMFORT FOR THE .ihia atla,
10 fit Special casts maze %, q st,.a
shoe making Gus. p, olsen IA .
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Double orchestra, tonight. saltaIr.
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DRIVING WEDNESDAY, FROM
First South and Ninth East 10 sixth
South ana l'lfth East, a leather hand bag
containing small purse ana six dollars
Finder keep money return bag to r. H.
McGurrln 81 South Main st.
A SMALL EXCELSIOR DIARY
black binding, name and address of j. n.
Malin Jr, In book Return TO 500 South
Eighth East Liberal reward
A LADY's GOLD WATCH. INITIALS
u. NJ, I, on case Lost In city, May 18th
Reward Address Il, Porter CCnterville,
Utah"
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MiDwlvEs.
BOILER MAKERS.

SAMUEL HOLMES MAKES AM 1
pairs steam boilers. tanks, smoke s ,sa.-r
etc. Rear i5s w. SO. Temple 'fhoue w.
GARTMAN MACHINE WORKS { p,.-
bing, repairing. manufacturing
Ford's Hotel
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APARTMENT HOUSES.

THE FIELps. ELEVATOR sERyi s,d
electric light steam heat. bathS' =
First South.
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osTEoPATHY.

Beaver & Murry, Osteopaths. 800 Auer-
bach Bldg Tel. ll20-y and l0sO-y.
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CONTRACTORS.

UTAH SCREEN AND Jop SHOP,
general contractors OF all kinds OF new
or repair work, stairs, store fronts
Son. Props II South West Temple.
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WALLPAPER CLEANING.

81 RICHARDS ST, phone iiSi.K.
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ENGRAVING SCHOOL.

WHY GO TO FAR OFF EASTERN
cities TO learn engraving Give us a trinl
For terms and information address. salt
lette, Prop. and Instructor, Tel g.
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NJ, MCDOWELL. osTEOPATH. MOVED
from % ~ Walker Bldg, TO 603-4.b Scott
streyell Sidg Phone lSsi-y.
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AGENTS WANTED.

s~.-->eee-
AGENTS-OI MEN MAKE 81 TO so
per day fitting glasses our 2i-page FREE
EYE ROCK tells all about IT, Write
JACKSONIAN OPTICAL COLLEGE. Col
lego Place Jackson Mich,
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COLLECTIONS.

JOHN J. WALLACE & Co. d, r.
Walker Bldg. Salt Lake. collect debts,
everywhere: references Walkers Bank.
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WANTED.

KODAC PHOTOGRAPHS WANTED--1
viii pay 81 for the first good kodac pic
ture Of each prominent person. building or
desirable scene OF Salt Lake city, accom-
promptly returned. Address, NJ. Y. Lewis,
Nesta, Minnesota
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PIANO PoLlsHER.

H. W, McKIM EXPERT PIANO POL
lsher. factory experience. Leave orders al
Fergus Coalter Music Co
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WIN. u. ARMSTRONG. MACHINIsT.
Iron Fence Works. Rear OF 25i West
North Temple
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--N''@'y ~---.--Ns-~-N~-
AT THE HUSTLER FARM. WEST
18th South. Good water and plenty Of
shade.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-05-16

cepted idea of army life; only the horse has an officers saddle cloth on instead Of the proper folded blanket. This same indifference to details per mitted all the officers in recent play of American military life'' to carry revolvers on. their belts backward, and permits the cowboy girl'' ill a new picture calendar to do the same. Dick Heldar, in Kipling's Light That Failed" appreciated this disregard for details, when, instead of showing his soldiers as they would be at the. end of an African campaign, he painted them with pipe-clayed belts, highly polished shoes, furnished buttons and well brushed complete uniforms, re- sisting an attack by the Soudanese. He knew the pub lie cared nothing for correctness of de tails, that all it wanted was a broad view'' Yet detail counts. Shakes peare made Hector, in "Trolius and Chessida,'' speak of Aristotle. and Thaliard speak of pistol ill Peri CleS. HS ulu HOL SalS "pout
 when he wrote his plays; he may nave smiled as he put down in his presum- ably hieroglyphic handwriting the words Aristotle and s'pistol.' Yet we think he would not smile if he knew now the critical comments to which those words have given rise. For want of a nail the shoe was lost" ana so on up to flor want of the rider Kingdom was lost;;'' details, like refer ences, ought to be verified.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-05-16
PASSING THE LOVING CUP.
Custom Dating Back 1900 Years Wit messed by Senator Lodge
 While in London.

Senator Lodge, as one of the Alas kan commissioners, attended a large banquet at the lord mayors in Lon don. Ancient customs, strange even to the eyes of well-trayeled Americans, are scrupulously observed throughout.
 The great loving cup was passed. As 1t started near the Massachusetts sem ator, he, noticing that the gentlemen next him were rising, was likewise about to rise.
 Not yet. said Lord Alyerstone, in friendly undertone, but when 1t was MT. Lodges turn to rise he maryeled that as he, drank one gentleman stood Tn front of him and one behind him. Thus the cup passed on. Every time a gust stood to drink the one immediate ly on his right and on his left stood also
 The senator was naturally curious to know the origin of the custom He was told that it dated back 1,200 years to the time of a Saxon king The loving cup was passed at a banquet where this king attended. He stood to drink un- guarded. As his lips touched the bowl woman stabbed him in the back and to the death. Ever after and to the present day the repetition of such a tragedy has been guarded against by drinking in the manner mentioned.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-05-16
UNcoNscloUsLY FUNNY ADS
Humorous Imperfections of Advertis- CTS Appear When Least Ex-
 pected-Some Instances.

"Humor," says MT. Brothers, "is the frank enjoyment of the imperfect" Yes, but not of perfect fun. And find the advertiser most deliciously amusing when he least aspires to be; frankly enjoy his laughterless and unconscious imperfections, writes Ro1lin Lynde Hartt, in the Atlantic. Miss Ellen Terry will positively appear in three pieces" writes he; or .Try our patent lamp-chimney and save half your light" or even, "Our fish cannot be ap- -proached" A correspondence school of advertising declares in it's enthusiastic prospectus, You will never see the ad. writer play the wall-fiower in society,"" and, good lack, why should he? I will pledge my all to find admirers for any author of unwittingly humorous adver- tisements. Indeed, dare say Mir. Croth- CTS himself would be proud to Fellowship with such an one, and frankly enjoy his imperfections,' though methinks he would perhaps reserve the right to order his own affairs without assistance froso so devious and humorless an intellect.