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SOMETHING EXTRAORDINARY.
Man Looking for n Room Who Was
Too Easily Suited to BE
Desirable.

tits rather small" said the landlady
of the boarding house, relates Elliott
Flower in the Brooklyn Eagle.
quite large enough" replied the man
who was looking for room.
The landlady looked surprised
There's no running water" she said.
Couldn't expect 1t under the circum-
stances"
''If you want hot water you'll have to
bring it up from the kitchen yourself"
''Of course"
There's no furance heat, either"
Naturally not in little hall bed
room"
you'll have to buy your own coal, but
we furnish a small stove"
That's really, very generous of you. y
"If you want a carpet you'll have to
get one yourself"
Il would expect to-"
1--WE ask five dollars week for the
room"
Very reasonable.
Payable in advance"
'T'll pay now"
II suppose it's not what you've been
accustomed to"
Its better than I've been accustomed
to-"
II suppose there's woman in the next
block who'll give you more for less
money"
81 haven't looked
ION second thought, said the landlady
decisively. Il won't rent to you on any
terms"
why not?"
I'm running boarding house for hui
man beings, and can't take in an ange
or saint direct from Heaven without
making the other boarders feel uncom
Portable. not to mention the worry 4
would be to me"
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TO ACQUIRE REPOSE.
The Uneasy Habit Is Hard to Control,
But with Perseverance 1t
Can BE Done.

"Repose is about the hardest thing In
the world to get" said pretty girl, who.
according to the Brooklyn Eagle, is dis
tinguished for grace and calm manners.
'It means the quality of resting, and to
save my life could not acquire it at first.
l twitched with my fingers and fiddled
with my thumbs. Ihitched and jerked.
l coughed and moved my head. Often
my neck swayed uneasily, like horses
head in collar that is too tight for him.
well, to begin at the end Of the story.
I got repose by trying the mind cure upon
by nerves. forced my hands to lie still.
would lay them in my lap, and then l
would actually sit and watch them, to see
if they moved. l usually found the fing-
ers working. I even kept tabs on them
when was trying to read, to be sure they
were not picking something to pieces,
and they usually were.
"This uneasy habit is all question OF
control. But, like most questions OF self
control, it is not settled as easily as you
may suppose. You must relax; that ID
the first rule And you must keep re-
laxed; that is the second rule. The 9th
ers are all expressed in the word relax.
There is a great deal Of talk about
using up your nervous force. 1t goes
away somewhere, and you do not have IT
any more. Well, a great deal OF your
nervous force escapes through your fing-
er tips while they are idly working and
the sooner you learn to let them lie the
sooner wNl the nervous force be pre-
served.
Nothing makes wrinkles sooner than
the habit of moving and jerking; and
nothing in the word will destroy beauty
as quickly as the habit of coughing and
wheeling. More people do these things
from nervousness than do them from
colds. And the woman with the hacking
cough should begin upon it at once, re-
solved to stop it forever.
ITO cure the twitching habit exercise
with the dumb bells until your arms are
tired. Then throw them into your laI
and let them lie there. Do not fidget with
the fingers, do not twirl string OF beads
do not fuss with anything, but let tht
hands rest. Do this and you have taker
your first lesson in repose Of manner
that quality for which the southern beau
ties are famous"
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Crab. ala Creole.

Cut three pieces of bacon in small
pieces, put them in the hot dish, add two
cupfuls of crab meat cut into dice, then
one green pepper denuded OF its interior
and chopped fine, one cupful of tomatoes.
puln and juice. and when boiling add one
cupful of fresh mushrooms (the canned
ones are makeshift), cut into small
pieces, cook for few moments. then
serve in tiny nappies or stwpans. The
latter are the most popular.
Housekeeping.
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NEGL1GE NECKLACES.
Daintily Constructed Chains and Or
naments That Are a Novelty
of the Season.

Among the dainty and fascinating be.
longings of the modern woman is usually
found one of the new neglige necklaces.
So wondrously attractive are they i'm
all their variations that it would be i'm
possible to imagine anything lovelier
or more becoming, says the New York
Herald.
Surely it has ceased to be fashion
!. to envelop ones neck in heavy, massive
ornaments, regardless of the fact that
in almost every case they are unbecom-
ing and look ugly. Still, if fashion should
SO dictate, the ardent follower of modes
would encircle her throat with these
ostentatious ornaments
Chic neglige necklaces are so fairy
like and dainty in their construction that
admiration results from an inspection
of them
Beautiful gems of priceless value may
be employed in the designs, and the ar
avoid all apparent show.
Partisan diamonds make up exceeding
ly we'll in these fashionable chains when
the matter of cost enters into the con-
sideration, and If set in either gun metal
or solid silver mountings they are scarce
ly discernible from costlier ones. Be-
sides, they are within the reach of the
average woman.
The truly elegant necklaces are made
of platinum, with fine chains to encircle
the neck, and hang down in two slender,
pendent ends that are finished with
pearl or colored jewel drops, mounted
in diamonds or rhinestones
When the chain is clasped together in
| the front with a charming ornament of
| some fanciful or characteristic style a
happy result is obtained, and If beau
tiful arrangement of a rocco pattern is
selected, with small brilliant placed at
each crossing Of the slender bands and
around the irregularly shaped outer
edge, an exquisite touch is given.
Another design Of little more signifl-
canoe is true lovers knot, completely
studded with diamonds or turquoise, and
the platinum chain is finished at the bot
tom in two tiny bows to correspond, each
holding single mounted pearl.
| A novelty of service to the woman with
throat that has lost its roundness, and
1 who is anxious to hide this unavoidable
defect, is a piece of tulle or cobwebby
lace threaded through Partisan diamond
| slides.
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KITCHENS AND CHARACTER.
by the Looks of the Cook
ing Room.

I am a grocer's delivery boy. Not
quite so well dressed as the postman, but
I know what is inside of what deliver
and he don't, says What-to-Eat. More
over, he goes to the front door only, While
l not only go to the back door, but have
the entree. so to speak, of the kitchen.
There's the place to see good housekeep-
ing and-bad housekeeping. Why, can
tell the character of a family from the
looks of the kitchen. OF course, where
servants are kept every kitchen oughtto
be clean and neat-only they are not al
ways. But l like best to deliver were
there are no servants.
There's Mrs Martin-alwayss seems to
be in stew, and can hardly find place
to put basket of berries. That, guess,
is the mussiest kitchen go into, and the
little Martin kids look like their mothers
kitchen. Next moor live the Sperrys, and
what a difference! / never saw that
kitchen untidy. Mrs. Sperry is sweet,
cheerful little woman with some pleasant
words always, and two Of the sweetest
little girls, who seem as healthy and hap
py as they are clean and neat. Then, on
the next block are the Lees. They are
neat, too, and, though I don't expect It,
still they often offer me something-a
glass of cool lemonade, or hot fine cake,
or a sandwich. Why, remember one
stormy night last winter Mr.. Lee insist
ed on my coming in and having hot cup
of coffee and plate of pudding. 1guess
nextsday there was an extra package left
among the Lees groceries. They have
no children, but Mr. Lee shows the kind /,
generous influence of his wife, and when
ever catch him at home I'm sure OF q
good cigar.
Then there is the Hart kitchen. It's
positively filthy, and they have a servant,
too. She's always kicking about some
thing, as if she owned the place. Inever
see Mrs. Hart She's probably too good
to see the groceryman, but hear her
storming around upstairs and yelling at
Maggie and the children. l get out Of
that place as quick as can. The Lock
woods is another place where I like to
deliver. They don't have much, but
what they do have is the best, and their
kitchen is as neat as wax.
/ suppose the iceman could tell you
more than can about refrigerators, but
see the inside Of good many, and they
are just like the kitchens. There are
some that really ought to be reported to
the health department, and then there
are others that smell and look as sweet
as clean baby's cheek.
Speaking Of babies and children, they
are just like the kitchens every time
Dirty kitchen--cross baby, clean kitchen
good baby. They always go together
you may depend on it. like children
too; have three at home, and there's 9
good 100 on my route who know me
Some of them get my bundles open before
I can lay them on the tables. Some are
as polite as their gentle mothers. ain't
| looking for little angels, neither do
want to run up against lot Of rat ter.
riers. Just a happy, healthy, hearty kid
| suits me.
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No Disguise.

Sharpe-Every one on the car knew
they were on their wedding trip.
Whealton-Plenty of rice thrown,
suppose?
Eyes; and, not satisfied with that,
they called for rice pudding in the din
ing car Chicago Daily News.
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over worked.

Il understand old Scads has gone
bankrupt as q result Of overwork."
Il don't see how overwork could do
It.
HE gas over worked By his two. sons
who are at college. - Houston Post.
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Few Women Immi~r.nt..

Only 20 per cent. OF Italian and ne
cent. of the Greek immigrants are Il
males.
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Happy, Healthy Children

Any child can take Little Early Ris-
ers with perfect safety. They are
harmless never grippe or siclsen, and
yet are SO certain in results that re-
bust constitutions requiring drastic
means are never disappointed. They
cannot fail to perform their mission
and every one who uses DeWitt's Lit
tie Early Risers prefer them to all
other pills. They cure billicusnesg.
Sod by all druggists. a
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The Mama wltnh Harea

The name Witch Hazel Is much agug.
cd. ID. G. Dewitt 8 Co, Chicago, are
the inventors OF the original and only
genuine Witch Hazel Saive. A certain
cure for cuts, burns bruises, eczema.
letter, piles, etc, There are many
counterfeita OF this saive some OF
which are dangerous, while they are
all worthless. In buying Witch Hazel
Salve see that thA name e. @. DEWITT
8 Co., Chicago, on the boz ana a
cure Is certain. Bold by all druggists.
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1904-03-10

T. J. Williams, proprietor Of the
Hamilton Drug Co. Hamilton, Iowa,
says Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy ID practically the
only remedy he sellg for cramps, diar-
rhoea and collie, for the plain reason
that It never disappoints. For sale
by all druggists.
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More RIota.

Disturbances Of strikers are not
nearly as grave as an individual dIsor-
der Of the system. Overwork, loss OF
sleep, nervous tension win be followed
by utter collapse, unless a reliable
emedy is Immediately employed.
here's nothing 30 efficient to curd
isorders OF the liver or kidneys ax
Electric Bitters. It's a wonderful ton.
Q. and effective nervine and the great.
81 all around medicine for run down
ystems IL dispeIs nervousness, rheu.
'atism and neuralgia and expels ma
laria germs. Only soc and satisfaction
guaranteed by an druEgIsts.
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Graduate Nurse.

Freedman's Hospital, Washington,
ID. @. Large hospital and private exs
perience In New York city. Massage
a speciality. Terms reasonable. 8. ID.
Purcell, residence, II. 3. Garrett, 220
D. Albany street. Il
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~ DOEoTN 7 9DHnE HFt FbODF
away from good pie-this story of
pie being indigestable, for pie made
az we make it-of best brands of
flour, best fruits, pumpkins, mince
meat, etc, sugars that sweeten and
VI the other Ingredients in keeping,
o say nothing Of our well known
kill as bakers-is wholesome. as well
Is appetizing Get LoEWENsTElN'S
PIES.
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We have a fine line of unredeema.
bic pledges for sale. Morning Star
Loan Co., Herman Smith, Manager,
OF Bay St.
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OF interest to stock Owners.
d.. George Coaster, veterinary sur
geon will stay for short time at j.,
W. Thomas stables,
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DEVARIS s. LIVADAS,
Country Grocery Store, Y
STAPLE ARo FANcf GROCERIES
204 Monk ST. PHONE 1A1-3

"A stitch In time saves nine" nav.
ing your clothes cleaned In time saves
buying new ones. Georgia Pressing
club. phone 144-4
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Are you tired OF having Tour cioths
es botched3 Then send them to Jim
Carter, pay a decent price and have
them properly handled by good work.
meE. Il
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1.-The chaperones .

/
One Of the ambitious musical com.
Iedy offerings TO visit this city. which
is said win set pace that the entire
Hist win find dificuIt to equal will
Isoon be here. Taidore Witmark's pre-
ltentious production Of The Chaperones
lis announced for presentation at the
Grand opera house, Wednesday night
March 49,, and to judge from its past
performances, one must accord this
attraction a place in the very FIRST
division. The Chaperones has now
been factor in the high class musical
field for two years. and during this
! time has visited all the larger cities
ione or more times. It's notable New
York run in competition with dozen
,other attractions of the same class
leasily placed it verv near the top in
the matter Of popularity, The compa,
my comes to this city with most Of the
original favorites and big chorus of
show gifts and expert dancing diyini
/ ties. 1t is said to overflow with tune,
iful numbers and to provide q fresh in,
saallment Of comedy, sizzling hot from
the maeterful pen of Frederick RankeE
Sale OF seats open this morning.
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PHOTOGRAPHS
NiLSoNS PHOTO eTUDiO
6o4 IL Gloucester Sc. Up Stairs
The best lighted; best equipped. 1
Best material; best workmanship co
Artistic and First Class
Prlces Very Reasonable
In charge of Mr.. III. J. Dolan, q
competent and artistic photographed
Glvo Ue a Call.
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For quick fires burn New Town
Wood Co.'S dry pine.
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When you are pushed ,ct time End
want a suit pressed at once" ring
phone 1882 or send to Gin Carter at
504 Monk street.
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Summer clothes dyed at Jim carter's
Ring phone 1882 y, n. ~, ....
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AT THE GRAND
"a Girl from Dixie.

Interpreted by a cast of unusual
strength, A Girl from Dixie, the newest
Offering of Messrs, Sam S. Shubert.
Nixon and Zimmerman in the amuse.
ent field, will be presented Wednesday
night at the Grand. It proises a dis.
tinct novelty in construction, as. al.
though termed a musical comedy it
lis more in the nature OF a comedy
with music. Among the clever people
in the cast win be seen Beatriz Rron-
ito, D. L, Don, George Bean, Chas. X.
French, Chas. Bower, Chas Scheffer.
Cecil Leigh, Wilmer Bentley, Blanche
Adams, Olga May and vietry Gale. and
a chorus Of marked ability are some of
the contributory features to the sue,
Ieess the attraction has scored in New
York, where it received its premier
IN addition to its genuine comedy and
lstrong dramatic interest, several prom.
inent musical hits are claimed for the
production, which has been deliberately
staged.
THE Professor's Love Story
J M ,Barrie's greatest comedy the
Professors Love Story, a play which
is said to be superior to The Little
Minister, Tho Admirable Chrichton,
Quality Square and other of his sue
feesses will be presented in this city
on Tuesday night next with Harry
Berresford in the title role. This dain-
ty drama is said to be well adapted
to the personality Of the clever youpe
eomedianand has diversified interests
that will be welll sustained by an ex
Icellent organization.
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II Newer nlsaannnlnta

a fine line Of whIskIes, brandles and
1T SeIiq's new place.
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The beat IN the photograph line at
Wilson's.
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Science Has Proved
1t Don't Kill

han become 50 a,
reduce tutb
form nuts-vry
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:. a. U. c.

yPAoL3TEHlNo AND GAMING
aging Carpets and Mating, puta
. Cane Seats in Chairs, MAttrassei
made and renovated, Furniture re-
backed and carpets clear I'd.
ashv Carrlscee p SPARED.
w. =. THOMAS,
40 Gicucesss- Street
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AenoYed,my store and umbrella
shop % s06 Newcastle street, next to
nacket store. J. Extorwich-
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" you need money, como and aeg
Il from us, Morning star Loan Co.
Herman Smith, Manager, sO2 Say 81
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Do You Know ONE

@ a'4 free from s"s There Of cot
t @ TIL hoddr
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For Whooping
Cough use CHE
NEY'S FXPEC-
TORANI.

The celebrated White Rose and
reen River whiskey at Pennington's
aloon. corner Monk and Great streets.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1904-12-01

Don't fail to phone No. 80
when you know Of any local or
personal items. We want the
news and want our readers to
get the news.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1904-12-01

Patronize your home institu.
tions-get your job work printed
at the Pioneer job office.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1904-12-01

l1uo OSOAA Jul oOAh3 W. oAAAAPAJ
took a thank Offering for the
benefit of our library fund.
This was considered wisest since
the grades could not afford to
take the time for preparation.
The contributions by grades
were as follows:
High school Department.. 50 IS
10 grades 3.35
Sc grades 4.1O
3-4 grades. 2.39
This amount was turned over
to Mr.. Lathrop who is treasurer
of our fund.
We are planning to give a
series of entertainments under
the auspices of the public schools
for the purchase of a piano.
These attractions will be given
by the best talent both in the
musical and literary line that APP
pears on any platform. Thus
they will be of an educational as
well as a financial advantage.
The piano will be installed in
our auditorium for physical
culture, fire drills and public
functions. We earnestly solicite
the hearty cooperation of all
parents and students as it is
strictly a students enterprise.
We shall give our first number
early in December, it being a
concert company composed of
the ablest artists in their line.
The finals for common school
course come in December. This
examination will be open only to
those who have subjects to make
up, but the March examination
will be a free for all. Ithas been
the experience of the manage.
ment that those who receive
certificates of completion in
December in any subject and
continue it's study thereafter,
knowing they have a certificate
in the subject do little fany good
thereafter. Hence we have de.
cided this regulation.
We have added to our library
the international Encyclopedia
in twenty volumes, edited by the
most prominent educators in the
United States among whom is
Harry Thurston Peck. This is
a valuable addition to our library
and will be helpful to students
and teachers. President Merri-
field of the ~" reccomends it as
a part of the equipment for
High School classification.
In the First Grade the follow
ing were perfect in Spelling:
Zelma Moores, Doris Tillotson,
Grace Lunding, Hazel Clutter,
Jamie Iseminger, Everett Joslyn,
Frank Curfman, Glen Ebeling,
Leslie Dorrance, Willow Baker.
The following were perfect in
spelling in the second grade:
Hazel Ward, Sibyl Wamberg,
Grace Harness, Alice Joslyn,
Leslie Moote, Paul Roney, Joe
Baker, Lyle Bowen. 3 cases of
hardness.
Third Grade: No hardness.
Perfect in Spelling: Marion
White, Helen Baker, Earle JEFF
erson. Charlie Keillor has en-
tered school.
Fourth Grade: One tardy.
!, Perfect in Spelling: Elsie Klov.
stad, Wayne Milligan, Nevene
= Noo Tel~ N--
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DIR. MACLACHLAN has had many years Of
special preparation in the largest and best
hospitals in the East; Is a graduate of Har.
college for advanced medical instruction in
America and is regularly admitted to practice
in various states. The Doctor challenges the
medical fraternity to find or produce creden-
tials superior to his, and will give $500 for any
case in WHICH he cen not tell the disease and
animation which he gives all OF his patiens.
DISEASES OF THE EYE-Cataracts, films,
scars, graduated and thickened lids, optic
nerve diseases. inflammation OF the eye from
any and every eye trouble which may induce
blindness. Cross eyes Strengthened and per-
manently cured without the use OF the knife
and absolutely without pain.
DISEASES OF THE EAR-Discharge from
the ears. sore ears. pains, aches or ringing in
the ears, Indicating a beginning or a progress
slve deafness may be psrmanently cured no
and no detention from business.
NOSE AND THROAT-Catarrh, asthma,
bronchitis, beginning consumption, or phthisis:
adenOid grOWthS, enlarged tOnSilS and all
growths of the nose and throat quickly and
permanently cured.
CONSTIPATION AND DYSPEPSIA-Caus
Ing pain and the belching of gas from the
tines Gncluding chronic dysentery.) spleen
and Kidneys, bladder and prostate diseases
and chronic female weakness, treated and
curedby the latest scientific methods.
DISEASES OF MEN-Dizziness, vertigo,
nervousness, loss of memory. sexual weakness:
drains and losses, diseases tending towardp per-
manent insanity, lost manhood and varicocele
absolutely and permanently cured by the
doctors Boston Vitalizing Cure.
BLOOD, SKIN AND PRIVATE DISEASES
-Salt-rheunl, psoriasis, rheumatism, fits, heart
disease. gall stones. kidney and bladderstone
~tape-worms and other intestinal parasites,
chronic ulcers. eruptiOns. rashes, enlarged
glands, falling bair and eye brows, painful and
slow urinatiOn, absolutely cured without the
use of poisonous drugs and in one half the time
required by other physicians; and in strict con.
tdcnce and secrecy.
MALIGNANT GROWTHS-Cancers, tumors
warts. moles and ali disfguring growthS, re.
moved permanently, without the use of the
knife and absolutely without pain by the
doctors ABSORPTION and injection methods.
These methods are the wonder of the present
day.
If you wish an opinion upon your disease by
a scientific physician, honestly and candidly
expressed, do not hesitate to consult Dr.
MacLachlan on his next visit.
No incurable cases taken. Consultation and
examination &1.00.
Dr.. T. M. MacLachlan & Co.,
St. PAU, Finn. Boston, Mass.
Western Mail Address:
Drawer n" LidgerWood, N. D.
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FOR S~ALE-Household goods
as follows: 1 dresser, 1 commode
l folding bed, 1 sewing machine
and other household goods that
can be seen by calling over
Bowen's millinery store. 3W.
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CROP CONTRACT A
We usually have on hand good
land at reasonable prices that
can be bought with small cash
payment and the balance on the
crop payment plan.
BROWN & DANSKIN,
AtFirst National ankof Hope.