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Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-04-22

The physicians were holding a con-
sultation beside the cot of the man
supposed to have appendicitis con-
cealed about his person. II believe"
said one Of the surgeons, "tnat we
should wait and let him get stronger
before cutting into him." Before the
other prospective operators could
reply, the patient turned his head and
remarked, feebly: what do you take
me Ior-a cheese"
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-04-22

261e Third Avenue York City writes:
"erans fine medicine to take season Of the
Taken the tones sySem and tonic
sfregshsnng than vacation Ia the kau and winner
have found that colds and csfarrh and atso find fh
Invaluable bowels regular acting gentle snu
liant the system Ia ksc, consider whole medicine
chesk-Miss ka1tosy Hampton @sf
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-04-22

Mrs. e. G. Manning, wife of well.
known Burlington engineer, commit
ted suicide at Burlington by drinking
carbolic acid while temporarily insane
from illness. 5
Five lads from Waterloo, whose ages
ranged from to 13 years, were taken
in charge by the police at Iowa Falls
and on instructions from the chief OF
police at Waterloo, the quintette was
transported to their parents. The
boys all left good homes in Waterloo
and seemed animated by a desire Tor
some rough experience In new com.
try. 1t'appears they had been inspired
to make the dash for new experiences
by perusal Of literature OF the yell
low back hue. They were well equip
ped with a. supply Of cigarettes, and
one boy carried q gun.
Japanese girls do not know how to
kiss. When they learn, as they dc
sometimes, the probability is that they
have been receiving instructions from
\ foreign expert.
An eminent oculist states that de-
t0Cllfc cyc0ASuI 10 0OhOIaAi0o S0uSOo
by tight collars. Pressure on the neck
interferes with the circulation Of blood
TO the head.
Sawdust is converted into portable
fuel in Germany by q very simple pro
cess. 1t is heated under high steam
pressure until the resinous ingredl
ents become sticky, when it is pressed
INTO bricks.
The true man never let's his living
stand in the way Of his life. qa
Naturally enough dear friends are
expensive.
DO you believe" she asked, that
1 genius can possibly be good hus
band!' well" he modestly replied,
II would prefer not to answer that
question. But my wife ought to be
able to tell you"
Miss Pepprey-"I suppose that was
your valet I saw with you yesterday"
! Cholly--""My deah Miss Peppwey, don't
say valet That word, you know, Is
not used now As--" Miss Pepprey-
"Mell, then, your keeper !"
liz
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-04-22

STAT. Or L oa,o. 6 c1vs o. ToIrDo'{...
FRANK ]. CHENEY makes oath that he 10 senior
business in the City Of Toledo, County and State
Aforesaid, and that said firm will pay the sum Of
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every
HALL CArAR1R CURx. y. &
FRANK J.. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed IN my pres
ence, this 9Th day Of Decembsr, 4. q 1885,
NOTARY PUBLIC.
Hairs catarrh Cure 10 taken internally and acts
directly on the blood and mucous surfaces OF the
-. ccHaENEtY : CO., Toledo. Q.
Take HAIRS Family PiiH for coastpat,on.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-04-22
DANGEROUS hsoL Ecr.

It's the neglect q
backache. sideache. pain
in the hips or loins that
finally prostrates the
strongest body. The
kidney warnings are
serious--they tell you
that they are unable to
filter the body's waste
and poison from the
blood-the sewers are
clogged and impuritief
are running wild to i'm.
pregnate nerves, heart,
brain and every organ
Of the body with dis.
ease elements Doan's
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-04-22

Dealers say that a. soon As a Gus
toner tries Defiance Starch it IL i'm
possible to sell them any other cold
water starch. 1t can be used cold
or boiled
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-04-22

A low trick was played on Dr.. Slim
son. Of McCordsvile. Ohio. Some
wretch stuffed his keyhole full Of wet
paper, and tnen telephoned him to
call ut once on old Bill Jennings, and
be prepared to Dleed him. When the
doctor hurried to his once. the paper
In the keyhole was frozen, and he
couldn't get the key In.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-04-22

Don't you know that Defiance
Starch, besides being absolutely supe-
rior to any other, is put up 16 ounces
in packages and. sells at same price
as 12-ounce packages Of other kinds?
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-04-22

Eevry soldier in the Japanese army
is taught to breathe properly. with
as much care az II he were q
professional tenor. At the least aign
Of pa1pitation OF the heart, he must
cease his exercises and lie on his back
to recover. IN course Of time his
heart and, lungs become as vigorous
and healthy as those Of . first-class
athlete.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-04-22

liver troubles, indigestion and
dyspepsia Get rid Of these
troubles and your complexion
will clear up like an April day
after a shower. Take
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-04-22

When a man is satisfied he made a
mistake in marrying, he isn't satisned.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-04-22

Many who formerly smoked 10c cigars
now smoke Lewis Single Binder straight
&c. Lewis Factory, Peoria, III.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-04-22
1ao1-aao4.

Nekoma, ILL.,. April 1Sth.-Away
back In 1901 Mr.. Albert e. Larson OF
this place was suffering with Kidney
disease and backache. The pain he
was called upon to endure was very
great and rendered his life almost q
burden to him. He heard Of Dodd's
Kidney Pills and began to use them
and almost at once he began to get
better. He had been unable to work
but Dodd's Kidney Pills soon made
him able to work again. He used the
remedy till he was completely cured.
He says he has grown stronger year
BY year since he got rid Of his old
trouble. 80
'Dodd's Kidney Pills certainly gave
me complete and permanent cure
for I have felt stronger since used
them in 1901 than ever before. can
do harder work now in 1904 than /
could last year. I cannot praise
Dodd's Kidney Pills enough. I would
not be without them in the house.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-04-22

Mrs. W nslow's Soothing Syrup.
nAmmAton, aays pain, cures wind colo. 6ca bottle
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-04-22
WiooIe.Stick 1AUNDRY HLy1r

1t is safer to take time by the fore
lock than mule by the tail.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-04-22

A funny walking match was recently
witnessed In Haywood. England, by
an immense crowd Of spectators. The
contestants were = man with one leg
and crutch. and q man with; q cork
leg. The distance was one mile, and
the wager. El0 side. The cork leg
ef &ly won,
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-04-22
/ RAILROAD LANDS.

The Union Pacific owns 5000 acres
In the great wheat belt Of Kansas, which
We SEP at 20 TO 70 per sore Colorado
sraxii2 lands $50 per acre. Nebraska
$3.50 to IS per acre All lands sold one.
tenth cash. balance 10 years. Excursions
hrst and third Tuesdays Of each month.
UNION PACIFIC LAND AGENCY,
228 9Th St, Dies MoineA, 10.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-04-22

Old Sofas, Backs Of Chairs, ETC., can
be dyed with PUTNAM FADELESS
DYES. a.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-04-22

z Chance gives us relations, but we
must make our own friends.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-04-22
LOOK in YOUR
MIRROR ! I

Whatwould you
give tobe rid of
those pimples
and bla ckheads,
thatsallow COM
plexion, those
lustreless eyes7
No doubt you
would give so
centstobe cured
nf consfi0of;on
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-04-22

"Have care, madam" said Mr..
Meeker, summoning up little spunk;
"the worm will turn!" did you ever
know the worm to hurt anybody when
1t turned?" calmly asked his wife.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-04-22
Free to twenty-five Ladies.

The Defiance Strach Co. viii give
rs ladies . round trip ticket to, the
st. Louis Exposition. toa hve ladies
in each of the following states: ILL.
nois, Iowa, Nebraska, Kansas and
Missouri who will send in the largest
number of trade marks cut from q ten
cent, 16-ounce package Of Defiance
cold water laundry starch. This
means from your own home. any.
where In the above named states.
These trade marks must be mailed to
and received by the Defiance Starch
Co.. Omaha. Nebr., before September
LIST, 1904. October and November
will be the best months to visit the
Exposition. Remember that Defiance
is the only starch put up l6 OF. "a
full pound) to the package. You get
one-third more starch for the same
money than Of any other kind, and
Defiance never sticks to the iron.
The tickets to the Exposition will be
sent by registered mail September
5th. Starch for sale by all dealers.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-04-22
STATE or ONO, CRY OF TOLEDO. n,

1t takes a lot to satisfy the average
man with his lot. +
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-04-22

Won't spill, break, freeze nor spot clothes.
Costs 10 cents and equals 20 cents worth Of
any other bluing. If your grocer does not
keep it send Zoe for sample to The Laundry
Blue Co., II Michigan Street, Chicago.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-04-22

lam sure Piso's Cure for Consumption saved
my life three years ago.-Mrs. THos. RoBRLNs,
Maple Street, Norwich, ~ Y, Feb. II, 1900.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-04-22

A widows first husband is invari-
ably the best.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-04-22

The billposter acquires great
many stuck-up notions in his business.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-04-22

A man nav Re perfectly square and
move In the best circles.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-04-22

"Shall say that you are very fond
Of America al usual ?" asked the press
agent. wait till I have the books
balanced answered the prima donna
with characteristic business foresight;
II the profits are more that fifty thou
sand dollars you may say that I love
America; If they are less, you may say
I consider the country very lacking
in refinement" .s.f
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-04-22

False teeth made Of paper are in
use in Germany, and are reputed to
be highly satisfactory. These paper
teeth have several advantages over
the ordinary. ones Of porcelain or min
eral composition. They are very
cheap, do not break or chip. are not
sensitive to heat or cold, nor has the
moisture Of the mouth any injurious
effect upon them.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-04-22

A woman in love always is blind to
her own folly. Z.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-04-22

Some men make positive failures
even of their mistakes.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-04-22

Mr.. Sloman-"It's so strange that
we have no national flower. We GER
tainly should have one" Miss Waite
(significantly)-"Yes; think the or
ange blossom would be nice.".
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-04-22

A man don't have to get married
more than once to learn that cold
judgment has no show against luck.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-04-22

A girls idea Of an interesting mar
is one who Is interested in her.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-04-22

Ask Your Dealer For Aliens Yoot-Ease,
A powder. It rests tho feet. Cures Corns.
Buaiona Swolleq. Spss, Hot. Csllous. Aching
Swsating Feet and Insrowins Nails. Allen 3
Foot-Ease makes newor tight shoes Easy. AZ
al Druggists and Shoe stores Is cents. Ac-
sept no substitute. Sample mailed FREE.
Address Allen S. Olmssed. Le Roy, N. Y.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-04-22

Hope is often but the forerunner OF
disappointment.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-04-22

Storekeepers report that the extra
quantity. together with tho superior
quality of Defiance Starch makes It
ne1t to impossible to sell any other
brand.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-04-22

Mother Grays Sweet Powders for Children.
Successfully used by Mother Gray. nurse
in the Children's Home in New York, euro
Constipation, Feverishness, Bad Stomach,
Teething Disorders. move and regulate the
Bowels and Destroy Worms. Over 80 600
testimonials. At all druggists 2Sc Sample
FREE. Address A. S. Olmsted. lie Roy,N.Y.
Eating dates won't lengthen mans
days.
Lewis" Single Binder straight &c cigar.
No other brand Of cigars is so popular with
the smoker. He has learned to rely upon
It's uniform high quality. Lewis Factory,
Peoria, III. "a. 49,, s II IL 5
It doesn't take . man Of letters to
signI an !. o. u. IA s VT
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-04-22

II see you are wearing my old en-
gagement ring" Eyes; isn't it per-
fectly lovely to be engaged to Jack?"
"Yes, indeed! He's SO deliciously
serious about It. isn't he?"
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-04-22

Sensible Houssksspsrs
viii have Defiance Starch, not alone
because they get ons-third more for
the same money. but also because of
superior quality.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-04-22

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Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-04-22

It's awful clever of girl when you
are squeezing her hand to be able to
look as If they were playing the piano.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-04-22

Envy goes with what you haven't
got; and vanity with what you have
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-04-22

II Cures Cold, Coughs, esss Throat, Crssp, Influ.
enza, Whooping Cough, Bronchitis and Asthma.
certain cure for Consumption in nrst stages,
and sure relief In advanced stages Use at once.
You will SOC the excellent effect after taking the
frst dose. Sold BY dealers everywhere. Largo
bottles IS cents and 80 cents
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-04-22

~ recommend Il 70 al young
women who suffer from female weak.
ness" MIss ALMA PRATT, Holly,
Mich. ~ 11po0 |sgfeit y original ~ sssss lsetss
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-04-22

Eating dates won't lengthen mans
Newport daily independent., 1904-01-27
COFFEE AGAIN FREE.
Gave Officers the Slip While on
 Way From California.

Texarkana, Jan. 26. Two weeks ago Deputy Marshal Jas. F. Huddleston and Gray Conway, armed with a requisition from the governor of Arkansas, left here for Bakersfield, Cal, to bring back J. R. Coffee, who is wanted here for murder.
 They got their man and were returning when yesterday morn ing Coffee madea sudden break for liberty and escaped while the two were changing cars at Fort Worth.
 The crime with which Coffee is charged was committed near Washington, Ark, fifty miles north of here, in the spring of 1889, the victim being his first cousin, also named Coffee, the motive being robbery.
 The case was tried here in the spring of 1891 on a change of venue, and the defendant found guilty of murder in the first de- gree and given the death penalty. A few nights afterward and be- fore sentence had been passed he broke jail and has since been at large until arrested about three weeks ago in California, where he had been going under an assumed name for nearly fif- teen years. He had married during the time and has several children. The authorities here are greatly chagrined over the escape.
Newport daily independent., 1904-01-27
for the passing of trains early Wednesday morning.
 LIST OF INJURED.

DOCTOR J. R. CRIGLAR of Cord, reported dead, but is now con- scious, injured shoulder and face, but will recover.
 MRS. RICE of Batesville, badly burned and head cut, also inter- nal injuries, condition critical, now at Teter home.
 Mss BELL RICE, her daughter, face burned and cut.
 MRS. AYLOR from above Bates vile, badly bruised.
 DANIEL O'BRIEN, New York, head and back hurt.
 GEORGE WILLIAMS, Benton, Mich, badly bruised.
 GEORGE LEINWEAvER, badly bruised.
 MRS. STEPHENS, Hot Springs, hysteria.
 There are two other ladies at the Hazel too sick to be disturbed and names could not be ascer- tained, besides trainmen men toned in the body of the article above.
Newport daily independent., 1904-01-27
KING HAS NOT
 BEEN RE-ARRESTED.
Man Wanted In Missouri But Released by Davis Still
 At Liberty.

Harrison, Jan. 26. Lee King, who is wanted by the Missouri authorities on a charge of com plicity in the killing of Henry Barchman near the Arkansas line on December Is last, has not been re-arrested. King was in custody one week ago, on last Monday, and on that day the charge against him in Boone circuit court was mol pressed. King was then released on a telegram from Gov. Davis.
Newport daily independent., 1904-01-27
FIRE AT BLACK ROCK.

Black Rock, Jan. 26. At 2::30 yesterday morning fire broke out in the tWo-story residence of w. D. Massey, consuming it, to- gether with all of his household goods and $35in money, the fam fly barely escaping with their lives.
 The one story-building of Hen ry Poff, standing fifty feet to the north, was also completely de- stroyed. At one time it was thought that the two large dwell ings of c. s. Brown and K. T. Irby, located to the south in the same block, would be destroyed, but by heroic efforts the fire was held in check. The loss is esti- mated at $2,OOO with very small insurance.
Newport daily independent., 1904-01-27
GOVERNOR OFFERS
 RELATED REWARD.
Proclamation of Davis Authoriz- ing Reward of $500 For Arrest of Lee
 King.

Following is the proclamation of Governor Davis, made Tues day, offering a reward for the arrest of Lee King:
 Whereas, Gov. A. M. Dock cry of Missouri made requisition upon me for Wes Hudson, Lee King, Bill Baker and Curley FL liott, stating that they were wanted in Fancy county, Missou- ri, upon information filed against them there, charging them with murder; and
 Whereas, At the time said requisition was made upon me that Lee King was under indict- ment in Boone county and charged with a felony, and re- quested to withhold warrant as to Lee King until said charge could be disposed of, and being advised that said cause would be disposed of within a few days, and being furnished with a cer- tified copy of the indictment and bond; and
 Whereas, In compliance with said request honored the requi- sition as to all parties, except Lee King, and stated and so wired the Missouri officials, as also the officials of Boone county, that as soon as King was tried for said felony in Boone county to advise me and I would imme- diately issue extradition warrant for him; and
 X Whereas, Just as soon as l was informed by the clerk of Boone county that the charge against King had been disposed of I immediately wired the sheriff of Boone county and the marshal of Harrison to arrest and hold Lee King and deliver him to the Missouri authorities, and I also issued my warrant of rendition and immediately forwarded the same to the sheriff of Boone county, and
 Whereas, I was informed by said sheriff that King had made his escape and is now at large, now
 Therefore, be 1t known that II, Jefferson Davis, governor of Arkansas, by virtue of authority vested in me by the constitution and laws of said state, do offer a reward of $500 for the arrest and delivery to the sheriff of Fancy county, Missouri, of the said Lee King
Newport daily independent., 1904-01-27
PASSENGER TRAINS
 COLLIDE AT DIAz.
White River Branch Passen ger Ron Through by Fast Express No. ] While Taking Coal at Diaz
 Many Injured
 No Fatalities.

One of the worst wrecks upon this division of the Iron Noun tain for many years, occurred at Diaz about 10:45 o'clock Tues day night, when the fast south bound through express No. l crashed into the passenger, bag gage, mail and express cars of the White River branch passen- ger, almost completely demolish- ing the latter train. That there were no fatalities is almost mi raculous and only due to the timely warning of a brave and thoughtful newsboy, Joe Pen nington, who warned the passen- gers on the doomed train of the impending disaster at the risk of his own life.
 The responsibility for the wreck seems to lie with the crew of the branch train, who had no right upon the main track, but upon whose individual shoulders the blame must fall, is not known. The branch train was in charge of T. H. Reuua, conductor, and Steve Mullen, engineer. The coaches had been placed at the DiazJ Nation and the engine had run Achute and was coaling w Ea,z.sss.sr s.srreck occurred.
 Joe Pennington, the newsboy, stood on the rear end, when be- yond the curve above Diaz, he noted the reflection of the elec- tric headlight of an oncoming train. By the time of night he knew that No. 1 was due. With a realization of what the next minute must bring, and a pres ence of mind and bravery that is deserving of reward, he rushed back into the passenger coaches, warning all aboard to flee from the train. A traveller, too, leaped to his assistance in notifying all aboard.
 But beforesall could make their exit. the crash came. The fast express was making nearly sixty miles an hour when rounding the curve just ahead. Plunging into the standing coaches the whole train was scattered in pieces by the collision with the heavy mo- gull, while the old engine itself was badly battered and dis figured before it reached a stand still across the ditch, overturning the two forward express cars.
 Engineer Hill and the fireman on No. 1 saved their lives by jumping, but the latter was badly injured and sent to the hospital in St. Louis that night. Don c. Burns, a brakeman on that train, received injuries to hand and head. Conductor Arm strong was running on No. 1.
 FIRE DESTROYS WRECKED TRAIN.
 The furnace of the wrecked engine set fire to the mass of splintered rubbish and next morning little was left to tell the story of the awful accident ex- cept scattered portions of the wreck. The coal chutes were also burned to the ground, though the mail carried by the branch train was gathered up be- fore the flames had extented to that coach.
 No. l did not reach Newport until 2 o'clock next morning, bringing the injured to this city where they are being well cared for at the hotels and homes of friends. The track was cleared
Newport daily independent., 1904-01-27
DISSOLUTION NOTICE.

The firm of Martin 6 Com pany, comprising H. P. Aubrey, c. c. Martin and Wm. Hooker, is this day dissolved by mutual consent. VIM. HOOKER.
 c. CI MARTIN.
Newport daily independent., 1904-01-27

Cravat and waistcoat sale on Thursday and Friday. See -a9 in this issue. Star Clothing House.