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The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1904-04-03
Something like two score of United

Something like two score of United
States senator's in round numbers
Will ~ have lost their seats in that body, in
the past under charges, three of the
number being But Burton if he loses ms
place will be first through judicial pro-
ceedings The others were by the senate itself
for cIookedness kind another and for treason
number resigning than the humiliation and dis
grace of expulsion The first be expelled was Senator
Bount Tennessee treason in 1891 the first TO resign
being Senator Smith of Ohio under the charge i'll
1903.
Under the Constitution both houses of congress are
sole judges of legitimacy OF their memberships
respectively with to punish expel and whose
members shall be subject to arrest during the ses
sions while going coming except for treason fe
ony breach the peace AS member of the senate
has ever lost his through the findings of court
there is much speculation as Burton's
many holding verdict of guilty the jury under
the law him. the time disqualifying him
from ever holding Office Others hold that the senate
expel him by twohirds vote but not until he has
been heard in the court of last Still others advise
that senate afford to permit Burton to retain
his seeking escape the findings and sentence
of Federal From the fact of that section OF
the Constitution which makes the senate the exclusive
Judge of the qualifications of members" Burton
will presumably continue to be senator until such time
as he may resign the expels him by twohrds
vote resigning do not believe that Burton will
think of so doing until he been heard by the circuit
appeals then only in the event Of an adverse
finding Burtons letter to exTreasurer Grimes makes it
very certain that he has no intention of resignng
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1904-04-03
TRIBUNAL OF THE PUBLIC PRESS

pete OF more tnan favorable terms with outside
prodpcers for theze lucrative markets To sHi,
end steamship iinss have been subsidizsd b. tie
government and ! think TIE outlook Tor building up
nig commerce Is bright
). Afford Fisher, deposed minister Of a cleve-
land church
Nam q orthodox friends swsar - ths
BIale. They read y ard teiere :; from cover 20
coser every ~Gro every punctuation There was
reizioa bong befor. re- Blnie waa NflifsB Christ
never wrote z fire nor zerd ~ the Bible R9
rad orthinz e. n H3th e. It's sansreats ssy yts
rus4st besieee every word n the book or you wi
te damned A. TO- mTseif. aogs r.tAer be
dsanned
Harry a. Baird. II Cleveland:
essoeasllsn is 20 zpes. e. hss refer been a..
taxed SHa capitalism b. - bss t3lat IS saH nese-
teeu oefsp1ed-
Rev. Tbos- e. cresory on Ajiee Tols,as's de-
cssion - lTe apart from Der hgsbapd becaans
q morality.
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vhst = rneral1 Y 'bs s~elar toz.fher - sastsel
l1se al fssfhfs.fnsss o.: orr rsa xitI orr Aaasa
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The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1904-04-03

In the first land battle Ne fought sometime next
week The referee Is said to be tea-irinker.
Toxic. April This morning the Japanese
squadron bottled up the Russian Zee, nj PORT
Arthur.
st Petersburg. April AT 4:Se a. m. this morn
ing Russia pulled the cork and Unhottled Port Ar
thur.
Toxic. April S--An the hottle-making establish
men;s of the empire work night and day
and in a week Port Arthur viii b. really and
truly bottled up.
-. Petersburg. April 3.-Corkscrow mnncfae-
turers have received rusn orders FOR atty thou
sand corkschews with which 20 unhottle Port Ar
thur fast as the Japs bottle IT,
In of the leading hanks Of Wichita haie-
restorative circular found desk. CA
one side Of the circular there were two pictures
Of a bald-hcaded and the other 81 man
who had successfully the restorative In a
space at the side OF these pictures was the follow
ing: Every time gentleman tells the truth N
Kansas. a hair falls out
Here Is home-taent production. which has
been contributed.
The Folk In Missouri do not for Halves.
The people in sister state know the situation
well as the "possum- does. whicn - that
Hawtets never are good until it frosts Jnless
there is extremely early winter the Missouri
Folk will be in the swim
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1904-04-03
A MORMON REBELLION.

Some of the younger Mormons in Salt Lake City are
rebellion against the good old polygamous elders Ten
young have been expelled from the church because
they promise strict obedience in business ana
political affairs Others with expulsion If
they don't behave But the United States is big country
and no sect can boss it,
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1904-04-03
OKLAHOMA OUTLINES.

The sha telling its subscribers fortunes on re-
quest opposition papers are particularly
invited embrace this opportunity
1t is reported the hardware men at Med1ord nave
formed a combination to fix prices
The Socialists are roasted at every can't
be denied that congressional boom is creating
quite stir Democrats in the territory
The exchanges are but the news columns
will liven up before long miIners who went
east expected back soon
German Baptist ministers held Ingersoll
on March decided build par
sonage al this Woods county town
A report was started on Newkirk to the
schools lack funds And now
maybe Johnson will quit Dragging the skhlfu liar
Miles Judge declares the elected to
congress Oklahoma only and he from the
west that the sides rabbit foot be
this year again.
The surveyors on the new Shawnee with
The Santa the former place
The in trunk division for the southwest
The young ladies of City formed d. E. A R
the question arises is there anything in
of Thomas claimed to be preacher and was
Oklahoma people have had great deal
Of experience with alleged preachers
Thomas is only year old already talking
works and lights. It's baby talk, either
Purcell has had the governor deny that he asked
for OF deputy oil inspector And
things Enid fifteen minutes until
issue of the Oklahoma City Okla
Mrs Ed Marchant Aine has that measures
seven and half inches Chronoscope
say be stated with righteous feeling of
that it is not canary birds egg.
boodhirsty, but il is fast: Okla
Romans subscribing for newspapers
of the but because of the Pesl-
Dental election.
declares that he saw Ben SraVens
one day this past Enid If Isenberg to be
that this mans case is looked
afte Immediately.
Two at Cooperton week into trouble over
of fatally wounded the other We won
be surprised hear getting Killed over
game finch
talking of building grain elevator with a
capacity O. bushels.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1904-04-03

Newspapers throughout the country printing
statement effect that apple pie is the favore at
the national capital 1t be most used but plum PIE
in demand The truth is that Washington is the
biggest pie country where every kind of pie
goes and where everybody is after pie
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1904-04-03
BUDDHISM AS A RELIGION,

The Open Door asserts that the Snghaiese people are
neither vile idolatrous they famed the gentes
earth, and their religion is Buddhism. Their
worship consists in flower offerings Buddhashrnes,
but the ignorant of them of the fact
that Buddha is the Buudha himself Protest
ants similar accusations against the Roman Cath
olics when they ought distinguish between practices
resembling doatry and idolatry itself
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1904-04-03
7HE CITIES OF TOXIC AND SEOUL

recent writer Japan. and Korea tells istef
estng things about respective capitals these
tries japanese cries all meiodious. and the
avoidance noise everywhere the first consideration
The Waterman who goes the rounds at night beats
pieces of wood together the bells have cappers but
are struck with the hand the outside melancholy
pover-like a feed pipe. which regularly sounds
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1904-04-03

question is whether it would be better to stick 10
feed jams and catsups for breakfast One OF
the big Of the country the otnel
day wanted to the entire bran and shorts out
put Wichita Touring mill And comes the bureau
chemistry that most of the casups and jams on the
market are composed of doctored pumpkin.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1904-04-03
YOU CAN NEVER TELL.

You can never tell, when you send word
Like an arrow shot from bow
Bv an archer bnd-be it cruel or kind,
Just where it will chance to go.
1t may pierce the breast of your dearest friend.
Tipped with its poison balm;
To a strangers heart in fes great mart
1t may carry its pain or its calm.
ELLA WHEELER WILCOX.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1904-04-03

Paderewski remarked the other day in ST Petersburg
that he was a Pole Russian when he given
twentyfour hours to make himself Approaching
as he does administrative processes of the Cars Off
Gals he found twentyfour hours much time by one
hal
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1904-04-03

It looks now as if Uncle would be compelled to
modify Chinese exclusion law at least until that 18th
mus canal is dug The demand that only American labor
shall employed foolishness Very few Americans Will
he found willing to 60 down there only to dig die
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1904-04-03

The Japs are home the sea- Their country IS
island AS far back the eleventh century marine
history scloses that they dashng Daring pirates
ravagng the China for all that was in sight
afoat The Russians not their equals salt water
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1904-04-03

Some fellow wrote about 1.-The scarlet sound OF
the trumpets blare." Again hear of loud suits OF
clothes and that he has his glad Now comes
Pittsburg Pennsylvania, genius with device by which
one can feel" music feel down deep in his innermost
soul and without hearing it.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1904-04-03

The latest invention the supplying Of every hons
that is wired electric lights with music from centra
station You button to have the house
resoundng with harmonies at nominal cost Babies can
be put to sleep and your quoted all at nominal
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1904-04-03

That imported English anarchist fippany expatates in
his New York talks the possibilities Of Kings and Presl
dents being assassinated Congress has demonstrated
that it equal to these professional assassin Why
isn't Turner deported?
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1904-04-03

Schwab denies the charge that he broke the bank al
Monte Carlo May be he didn't but how about the snip
ward fellows who went broke?
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1904-04-03

Colombia has reduced her standing army from l1-oVo
to 5000 and offering her navy for sale because
il can't sail in or sail anywhere.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1904-04-03

In the course of lecture Mr. Bryan referred
to conflict that threatens between the rich
and poor" This a conflict in which Mr. Bryan seems
destined by inexorabe the side of the rich
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1904-04-03

After all said those old monoposts, the Stan
fords Carnegies Rockefeers ct al have come handy
in the world along the line of great
educational institutions
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1904-04-03

When a Mormon elder catches extra good coos
the person of hired girl he simply gives her
permanent situation and ops OF her weekly stipend by
marrying her.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1904-04-03

The French papers are looking for that sio.ooo.oeo
canal payment TO give TO the Paris money market
1t will increase French the Journal des
Debats
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1904-04-03

Hearst queer speciment for Democrat He is fof
the gold standard for bigger and for expansion
We next expect hear that he is for protective tarh
policy.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1904-04-03

The opposition of Eugene V Debs to the candidacy OF
the Yellow Kid have been expected the fallen
angel of the labor rebellion candidate for President
himself That leaves Coxey yet to hear from.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1904-04-03

Charles w Jenkins OF Corpus Christy Tex mil
onare has perhaps the oldest collection of curos in the
United States skulls gathered in all parts
of the country 34S all told.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1904-04-03

The Baltimore drst estimated $500 100000 and
which estimate subsequently cut s7ooeoooo now
actually figures cut about half the last named amount or
S35O00o00
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1904-04-03

Rockeellers insstence that it is not worth wniie
strive is undoubtedly true. but 1t has sar
castle reverberation coming from him.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1904-04-03

The Koreans not to be despised as fighters when
their dander up Some Of them together the otnel
day and stoned blcollector to death
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1904-04-03

new postmaster at Keokea. Hawaii IS David kapo-
hokopokoakimokeweonah What political pun 1t must
have had.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1904-04-03

Cen Plug maybe q pfunny pfellow all right but he
doesn't seem to be plugging the enemy to alarming
way
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1904-04-03
AIRED sishor Hsson:

one zrntsrlon = Ae7ieoz isafinE cFsar1srrlai
men sr4 s3alect that - q eszrenns i7irF~Ef 70
Fsrezssent Daaz Is ,ne S~veiesrnens = a. sSFors
.-ss. u4.A cessfral zns sosfh Arser3eza states A.
.e,tc, = .-e-v -s~zr q UT and bes lsr-
<-szxs reagssz s,aa inEritufioss zrs ~ ssrsS a.
.fssse q the chr f-stia Arns-seza EyF~-sf--r's
tEere seesns l. - - T@1soz 10y a. Fnasss~e-
t,rs-. II ocz:Os se.ss IA Mexico sAsgats osss-
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1904-04-03
The 9asitia Dailu Ease Sunday gornine April 3, 1904

would be cold bite awaiting her return home after eat
ing that Scent dinner with the working girls.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1904-04-03
TO AVOID TROTRLE.

TO AVOID TROUBLE.
Don't feel your Importance.
Don't give advice unsolicited.
Think seldom your rights 80
Indulge in pleasures moderately.
Don't try do "A little sleep.
Never tell your family troubles
Leave the table with an appetite
Religiousy keep your pride hidden
Never sacrifice truth TO consistency.
Don't be afraid of neglecting yourself.
Don't hide your displeasure destroy it.
Make practice Of saying pleasant things.
Answer question that Is asked Of you.
Don't count the number of hours you have
worked.
Listen to gossip not more readily than you
would communicate it
Don't expect anything. gift. Tor nothing
Did you fool have the brain lever?
TX
1t is hard to find two people who can see the
funny side of things the same time But you
always find the two funny sides.
-
The sure road TO success is not aeosys the sure
road to riches and ripe old age as IS proved in
several recent Doodle cases.
Did you ever see man who chews tobacco use
toothbrush
WAR BULLETINS
ST Petersburg. April Admiral MakaroH Is 70
have some more decorations as soon as the fac
tory can make them and express train can be
sent through to the seat Of war lie is expected
to naunt them in the face OF the japanese adj
mral
Paris. April THE first land battle is ex-
pected to take place next week. The Russians ex-
pect to win There difficulties over the selec-
ton of referee.
London, April Japan is confident OF victory
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1904-04-03
KANSAS HISTORY REVEALS THAT

become tie Ou'n'
reLsu Aprn o
was issued ey
Dastr Of ne J. Of
bd n Mans
State Reports and Kansas n h p
trial. Of
George of acquitted
I Lus capitals OF
Go Stanley appn
coed Of Emp0Hs
presiding C. and J. Poewa
of wa med soiio
candidate mayor
Q by A D
J Gd his hwy
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1904-04-03
Es-Juoee Roger \ Pryor:

.yr Cleveland regard err Eresiest ilsi7E
stzre~uzar-I thak TIE sapai = Bisr1arek - 'il@'
sso-e A for he thlrI tern regard fhat az 70
obse-.tor "a NJ cssqeIzad bot ~ Gsesslsnd hss
written a le,te- Which ~ Z anserztare lf. o. NJ
say merely that ~ vs. 81 8 caadacst~ - W.
nomination bet thzt he xosla nas taxi o.
--1-nhesstatlazIy an foT yp1Es Farsef Sc -
the strongest cs-a54aie Sio could - nsnes ff-fi
he ro-sas carry Sez York hsrezt ~ siKn'sst
8osi. In rs orsnlea he Is tas oniT DszocTaf
-te o,ass passst4sssv carry lt
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1904-04-03

To BE HAPPY
Work.
Work hard
Work fast.
Work many hours
Work thing.
Work with regularity
Work for knowledge for pastine
Work for your employer as for yourself
Work with the thought that it is just as neces-
sary 10 work as to breathe.
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The Valley Center Democrat declares that all
William r. f5e.rst has TO recommend him is his
check ard check-bOok
Every knows the kind hearted ways OF
Senator James Tapp. IL there in any philanthropy
list in this town it is he 1t is this his char
acter that led a very embarrassing happening
the other day according to the following story
The senator very pitiful-ooking beggar on
North Main street and his heart him.
He stopped hand him a few coins. He had
difficulty in finding the change in his pocket.
whereupop the baggar frowned and said impa-
tiently: Hurry up. sir. I've lost several custo-
mers while you've been muddng them PEN
MES.
The most endearing term that has yet been made
public is that by which a Wichita mother calls her
baby Little Toad.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1904-04-03
THE PiKERS' LAMENT

a set sAa;an a a . an
well ii a
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1904-04-03
General Joseph Wheeler:

The chances Il the 5nai victory are certainly
with Prussia Russiz-s resources I'D army pre-
r,o1derafa 80 greatly that r. would seem that The
care ;roops voua 80 able q overcome TIE
forces which vlI finally - iaferior in MURDERS
A. IL appears nov Russia ~ai osHi9 strong
fortified bsse on the Ta'u rvrF. and ihe fhsaf~r
Il iana battles zlI probably - between that 'i1@
saa the Ksreau capital Ths Japansss 1iii en-
desvor 70 break the siberian ard Mauen uTau riii-
roads but Ire immense respsTces q Hafss2 ere
sach that repairs sia ~ promptly s-scfse.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1904-04-03

Baron kodsma, Lieut. General OF japanese
army:
We believe the cause Of Japan Is just one.
We have profound faith in the temper u our PEG
pie and that the fortiiude Of cur solGiefs "hi
bring success to our arms
I'm this war with Russia internal re-
sources alone can sustain four hundred thousand
soldiers for two years"
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1904-04-03

THRTY-FIvE YEARS ToDAYThe Record on
wasre ISSUED
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1904-04-03

sEvESrrrwo has become tie %
ting point for western
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1904-04-03
General osniel E. sickles:

The probability j. that the war VII rot -
long one The difficulties Russia L. obliged
encounter are likely 90 rTole lns1rrogntshie VIII
Janan would be glad 70 make peace - she 90
dri.e Russia out % Msnchuria ana Korfa.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1904-04-03
Harry a. card. u Cleveland !.
General n ). @srner. q Marietta o Chsf.
IA. q Na,-z.a. E--.er T.anE..,,ae N %

AsFs s1ss os1rns frorn ~ /
81 s~<T1 g. - arr sffcaE
Hearst ga re sfatsn = falsg ~
- Holi1 acf safe - zsT
srsHiea - ksra T~rFsnasg. othe
fk - 40 r~eslss fas q. %
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1904-04-03

YEARS TopAY-The Packing plant a
TO Louis tors
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1904-04-03

pete on more TRAN favorsbie terms With outu8ds
urodDcerE for thezc lucrative markets To ;His
md steamship iinse have been subsidized b. tie
government and I think TIE outlook for building %
= tig commerce - bright
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1904-04-03

Fahns for the Sns
George suree o. lie
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1904-04-03

shipments have begun arrive in Kansas and
there is hope for Popuists yet.
EInwood has taken summer STUDY electfIclty
as found street arch light.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-08-21

straw man surIaouated by lantern
for head; Corporal tsDot'l BloWn
sketched .sitIee8s face On a piece OF
canvas and stretched. il On the sticks
till it resamhed the white s!iin at al
unclassif1e51 animal hung Up 10 dry;
while John .Saeak"} Richardson tied
a tomato can to a stump IN front Of
The Professors" headquarters and
christened it Hotel I5ooliean.
Hally's Bluff is an ideal camping
place. To the north, the ground slopes
through beautiful wood to the valley
below. There were wild roses and
blue bells in bloom-great clumps OF
the latter. which might have been
gathered by armsful. A little below
the ford was a fine pool, where the
fish snapped eagerly at the bait. A
quarter of a mile below was splendid
swimming hole and the boys enjoyed
many an hour padding in the clear
water. AL OtlSI IlItCo tAANy DC'~SNN
there, for farmer living near gave
them the use of his boat. Several
times they had fish fries, and their ex-
ercises in the fresh air gave tneM an
appetite that caused the rations to dis
appear with a relish.
Every evening the company would
line up near Table Rock and practice
it's maneuvers and the "hep, hep. hep,
column right, march," rang clear on
the air, a not unmusical accompanl'
ment to the song of birds. Then they
sat about Table Rock singing and hear
ing "The Professor" tell stories, wnlle
the moon climbed through the dark