The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-01-02
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9 The wise woman caters TO n mani
stomach instead OF to his heart.
Every man has right to. his ow,
opinion il he keeps 1t to himself.
: The girl who loves to help mothel
will make a model wife some day.
Alb, Ut one tenth Of the buyers In New
York Wholesale stores are women.
Kettles may be thoroughly cleansed
lby boiling few potato peelings In
Them.
Cupid is always looking for chance
tc swap peck of trouble for pint OF
happiness
i Ten per cent OF all the children OF
the world walk by the time they are
10 months old.
II mans children turn out half as
bad as he was at their age he thinks
the world is growing worse.
/ Women laugh when they are I'm love
for the same reason that towards
whistle--to keep up their courage.
II II be true that women love most
Intensely at % why are they never more
than rs in the official records?
When the foot has gone to sleep, rub
I
the cords OF the leg under the knee.
and the pain win stop almost instantly.
Thinking and talking are two seper-
ate propositions. Queer, isn't 1t, that
so many people do not comprehend this
fact?
When 1t gets to be the style to have
a new hat on Thanksgiving. the same
as on Easter. 1t win be possible to get
people out to church.
The swirling wad OF pompadour over
ones forehead is thing az the past.
Wear your hair the way II looks the
sweetest and snap your fingers at fash
ion
Wear your gowns loose and comfort
able. but have them look as II they were
really intended for you and were not |
bequeathed by a plumpish relative.
The Duchess of Bedford is the pro-
prietor Of a skating rink in London. |
which Is one Of the most fashionable |
afternoon haunts in the English me-
tropolis.
The mother who has acquired the
habit of scolding her children thereby
shows that she is not competent to
train them In obedience. For scolding
is a sign Of weakness. Il indicates
that the person who has 1t has not
mastered herself and that she knows
hot how TO rule others.
The new postage stamps look differ
ent from the old ones, but they taste
just the same.
Don't desert your home to read pa
per on domestic science OF household |
economy. Don't neglect your children
your proudest achievements should be
thier education in Christian citizen
ship.
Members of the Minnesota football |
team are said to have worn corsets
made Of something like barrel slaves
under their padding during the game
with Michigan. Thus does the straight
front add another to Its numerous
string OF victories.
There should be a separate purga-
tory set aside for the back biters and
slanderers Of every community. The
most vilianous thief 10 the one who
tries to steal the good name and rep
utation Of another person, especially a
poor. helpless woman.
There Is limit to blousiness. The III
extremely huge blouse waists are no
longer IN vogue-in fact, they never
were with women Of good judgement.
Gowns that are seven sizes too large
are almost as disfiguring as those that
are two sizes too small.
The most important articles Of dress
are gloves and shoes, II you would be
neatly and also well dressed. Some
one says that the secret Of being well
dressed is to be suitably and tidily
dressed that the matter of appearance
may be dismissed from ones mind.
A New York minister says that fifty
years from now women win take the
place OF men and compel the latter to
;ome to them when they want so cents.
are today In las branches Of
business, and in many instances show
ng more ability than the men.