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Milford chronicle., 1904-02-05
Save Money When You Can !

Anybody can sell cheap clothing
cheap, but how many will sell you good
clothing and the best goods cheap {?
Our clearance sale is in view 20 a much
increased stock of clothing and shoes in
the spring; therefore our present de-
pleted stock Of a few suits of Kind and
all evercOats must go Mems fine pats
boys suits,3 years size to l9; mems and
bOys'kersey pants, and also shoes, boots,
rubbers, mems and boys hats and caps.
mems and boys underwear, etc., at a
price to clear them. G. NJ. Tatman.
Milford chronicle., 1904-02-05
Old Bridge Tender Dead.

Hezekiah Smith, who for the past forty years
has been bridge tender at Bethel, where the
bridge crosses the Laurel river failed to appear at
his post on MOndayand upon investigation it was
found that he had died during the night He
was 80 years old and well known personally by
many thronghout the county.
Milford chronicle., 1904-02-05
THE CHRISTIAN churches at Con-


THE CHRISTIAN churches at Con-
stantinOple, Turkey, and Yokshoma.
Japan, have long used the LOngman
q Martinez paints for painting their
churches.
Liberal contributions of L. & NJ.
Paint will be given for such purpose
wherever a church is located.
F. VI. SchOfield, Harris Springs, S. G g.,
writes: painted our old homestead
with L. & NJ. twenty-six years ago
Not painted since; locks beit ter than
houses painted in the last four years. !"
w. B. Barr, Charleston, W. Va,
writes: painted Franken5urg Block
with L. & NJ, shows better than any
buildings here have ever done: stands
out as though vanished, and actual
cost of paint was less than S1.2O per
gallon. Wears and covers like gold. )"
These Celebrated Paints are sold by
j. Frank POrter-GreenwOOd,
VIM. MOrrisOn-LincOln City,
J, A. Galloway ay-HarringtOn.
Milford chronicle., 1904-02-05
At Mrs. S. E. Reedy's.

During the month of February you
can find interesting things at Mrs. S.
E. Reedy's. All at special prices.
Seldom one has such opportunities for
securing such high grade goods, all
being Of unusual quality and the very
latest styles.
Milford chronicle., 1904-02-05
Solved at Lest /!

Why Davis makes good sausage is
because he uses good meat, pure spices
and no adulteratiOn. Our pure lard
best in the market.
Davis Meat Market.
Milford chronicle., 1904-02-05
REPORT OF PRESIDENT OF LIGHT AND WATER COMMISSION

To THE HONORABLE Town COUNCIL. MIL
FORD, DEL;
This coordinate body desires for your in
formation. and for the information or inter
ested tax payers. to depart from the usual
custom OF publishing merely the Treasurer's
report of the Annual Audit Of our accounts,
by including herewith a more detailed report
with additional items Of interest and some
suggestions.
! The above report shows a steady growth in
| patronage, in both light and water The in
crease in amount received for light this year
heing S247.7 more than was received last year,
and the amount received for water SllO.47
more than last year. In order that more
definite knowledge of the steacy growth of
the business may De had we will add the fol-
lowing comparative table for years 1893 and
1908:
Received for Light in l90S............ s7g75. Al
l6s3.-............. ..... $500 SO
Increase S22s4 45
received Ior water I9O3................ $3.50 30
ls55..................... 1919 So
Increase elOl9.75
No. Patrons lG0S................ 24l
lS93..................... I42
Increase, lO2
4A'9 A-ANA Nt-sNS1 pau tlHdEly indicates
the approaching necessity far enlargement
Of the plant. This necessity we have tried to
delay by seeking from time TO time. to enlist
the cooperation ofthe patrons in a less waste
ful use Of lights and water. The habits OF
many being wasteful to the extent Of com
mon remark. AS remedy we have consid-
cred the question of putting In metres-under
which system each would pay for amount of /
light used-but have hesitated to introduce ,
new system to replace the old one, which .
heretofore has been satisfactory This ques-
is however, still a live one-one which we
may be compelled to adopt Foreseeing the
approaching necessity for enlargement, we
have been providently providing for the ex-
pense incident thereto, without bein Obliged
10 call upon Council for assistance.
The plant in all its departments and inter-
's's has been maintained in good order and
las rendered good service The boilers, en-
zines and dynomos have been well cared for.
md are in good condition, as are also the
pole line, etc. The boilers are reg
llarly inspected by experts. and the experts
4 inspection are in harmony with the above ,
tatement.
Our system of taking out defective poles
nd replacing them With good ones, has con- !
lnued until practically all the poles are new.
Milford chronicle., 1904-02-05
To Wake Room for Spring Goods.

For the next three weeks all winter
millinery goods at less than half price.
Miss Elizabeth Stidham in charge at
Mrs. G. B. Georges, North Milford.
Milford chronicle., 1904-02-05

Lycosite for toothache, neuralgia,
headache, rheumatism or any and all
superficial pains. Relives instantly.
Red Star Drug Store.
Milford chronicle., 1904-02-05

S. J. Wilson & Son, of Milton, have
received this week a car load of farm
wagons and dearborns. For a good
wagon or buggy of any kind at small
price go to them.
Milford chronicle., 1904-02-05
Uaiform Rate of One Ccat a " ord Each
Insertion.

II you have want that you think some
Da9n In Milford can fili, take in the whole
field at orce by inserting a want ad in the
CHRONICLE
There's no half way business about ths
CHRONICLE. 1t gets right out among all the
people who are worth talking to. And If
your man is in town you'll find him. Tners
no doubt about that.
Tne rate is cent word each insertion.
II you have pig for sale; or have lost any.
thing, put 1t in this column.
Milford chronicle., 1904-02-05
Notice.

We are now ready to contrsct for
Peas and Tomatoes for the season at
our office.
2 3 2t. Draper & Hirsch.
Milford chronicle., 1904-02-05
New Postmaster for FELTON,.

j. Norris Harrington the newly appointed post
master for FELTON,, has given his bond for the office
and viii assume his new duties on Saturday. The
salary is 1920 per year.
Milford chronicle., 1904-02-05

Choice new lot of hair, clothes, fesl
and tooth brushes.
Red Star Drug Store.
Milford chronicle., 1904-02-05
A Good Investment.

The MILFORD CHRONICLE and ''Tri-
bune Farmer" one year for only 81. .25.
Milford chronicle., 1904-02-05

Baby caps in silk and velvet, white
and cOlOrs, reduced to cost some much
below cost. J. w. Truitt & Co.
Milford chronicle., 1904-02-05

We guarantee all our rubber goods;
ouch as water bottles, automizers,
syringes, etc. No risk in buying
Red Star Drug Store.
Milford chronicle., 1904-02-05

Loaf cakes, by the pound, several
kinds, at E. G. Pierce's grocery in
Milford.
Milford chronicle., 1904-02-05

Wanted-Chickens and eggs for cas-
y trade, at E. c. Pierce's grocery, in
3outh Milford.
Milford chronicle., 1904-02-05
Charles G. Fisher Succeeds Esquire
Graham.

Governor HUM has appointed Chss.
g. Fisher, of South Milford, to be a
Justice of the-Peace in and for Sussex
county, to succeed Phillip Graham,
whose term expired last Saturday. Mr..
Fisher will have bis office at the same
place as his predecessor, and will oc-
cupy the whole building, moving his
architectural work to it.
He is well equipped for the place, and
will make one of the very best officers
in the State.
Milford chronicle., 1904-02-05

Valentines; all kinds and prices, at
sussex Drug Company, South Milford
Milford chronicle., 1904-02-05

Children's dresses, to II years, all
to go at cost. J. w. Truitt & Co.
Milford chronicle., 1904-02-05

RivertOn peas,as fine as yon ever eat,
at Pierce's grocery.
Milford chronicle., 1904-02-05

All winter shirt waists and dress
skirts at cost. J. w. Truitt & Co,
Milford chronicle., 1904-02-05

Store house and dwelling to rent for
The year 1904. Store part suitable for
the grocery business. Apply to
WIN. L. DEPUTY.
Milford chronicle., 1904-02-05

AS fine a lire of coffee as can be found
anywhere is at E. e. Pierce's grocery.
Milford chronicle., 1904-02-05

Do not fail to see the advertisement
in other columns of "The Milford Trust
Co" concerning their saving bank
system.
Milford chronicle., 1904-02-05

Just few furs left all good styles
iust half their former price.
]. w. Truitt & Co.
Milford chronicle., 1904-02-05

Walter H. Davis handles only pare
home made lard.
Milford chronicle., 1904-02-05

Cottage rods, antique oak and metal,
aainty. Red Star Drug Store.
Milford chronicle., 1904-02-05

DR.. Roberts, the veterinarian, can be
l0und at his residence on South Second
rect. Either day or evening. TeIe-
,hone communication.
Milford chronicle., 1904-02-05

Ladies so cent dressing saques re-
duced TO 80 cents. J. w. Truitt & Co.
Milford chronicle., 1904-02-05

Lot Of novelties in silk remnants,
selling below cost.
J. w. Truitt & Co.
Milford chronicle., 1904-02-05

Best for . cents cigars, .."Royal
Nibs. in Milford at Asbury Smiths
grocery.
Milford chronicle., 1904-02-05

Alderney Baking Powder, 25-cent
Size, for 10 cents, at E. c. Pierce's
grocery, in South Milford.
Milford chronicle., 1904-02-05

Il FOR RENT-Brickd yelling on North Front
street, seven rooms and bath ;eiectrio lights
bot and cold water. Apply 10 II. ID. Grier,
salisbury, Ma, or to Dr. r. L. Grier, Milford,
Bel - IS IT,
WANTED-SchOlars in vocal music.
Miss May V. HoIcomb,
If Cor n. Front and Mill SITS
AN Engine and Thresher for sale. Apply
to Fred Higman, Milford, Del. ll54t
FOR sALE-Il head Of horses and msves, suit
able for work or driving purposes; also five head
OF mules. Windsor Bros,
us At Milford, Del.
FOR SALE CHEAP.-Nice house and lot
in so0th Milford. Apply 10 the owner,
I22n Mrs. }. Myers.
FOR SALE-Mixed hay-timothy and clo-
yer. H. R. Draper,
l22a R.F. D., q. Milford. Del.
WANTED-BorrowSl5 $50 for two years. Good
security Address "D," Chronicle Office
FOR sALE-Two good young horses; two
good fresh cows; two Pole-Angus bull calves.
1911 VIM. l, Simpson.
an 1 Ia EOuu ldrIl nduus y lrdck 11f- !
mer preferred Apply, Thos. + Davies,
l294t Late Van Leuvan Farm.
FOR sALE-Holstein COW, soon fresh, years
old. BENZ vinyard 25ltI
FOR RENT-A desirable room house. Apply
to Van q. Hickman. 25tf
FOR SALE
ID growth Southern-grOwn Seed Potatoes
Early Rose,
Crown Jewel,
Polaris.
grown Seed Potatoes
Horton Early Rose
Green Mountain,
Early Bovee.
The above are true to name, and free from
from growers on Presque Isle,
Maine. Also
Alaska Peas, Millet Seed,
'aragOn Tamato Seed, Sorghum
Carliana " Flax Seed Meal, j,
)niOn Sets, Cotton seed Meal.
White Seed Oats, "Ho" Horse Feed,
Black Cow Peas "HO Dairy Feed !,
lover seed, "Ho" Poultry Feed :
29f J.E. Holland, Milford, Del =
WILL SELL OR EXCHANGE for corn, 10 thor 5
ughbred Light Brahma Chickens, from Shaw's
rize winning strains. laying now; none finer; Z.
lrgaiu w n Hires ceufh Front St Milford q
Milford chronicle., 1904-02-05
MAILS

gauer Kraut at Asbury Smiths, finest
layor.
Milford chronicle., 1904-02-05

Olives, stuffed or plain ,at E. G. .Pierce's
Erocery.
Milford chronicle., 1904-02-05

WILL SELL OR EXCHANGE for corn, 10 thor
oughbred Light Brahma Chickens, from shaw's
prize winning strains, laying now; none finer; a
bargain w. N. Hires, South Front St. Milford.
Milford chronicle., 1904-02-05

FOR RENT-Brickd d yelling on North Front
street, seven rooms and bath ;electrio lights
bot and cold water. Apply 10 Il. d. Grier,
salisbury, Ma, or to DIR. f. L. Grier, Milford,
Bet. y iStf
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1904-11-30
Don't Eat Drugs
Better Take the Food Cure.

Most diseases arise from defective
blood or from a disordered or ex.
hausted nervous system. DR.. Chase's
Blood and Nerve Food is the most eff
fective blood builder and nerve vital
izer. 1t restores blood integrity and
nerve strength. All forms of nervous
debility, exhaustion or prostration are
cured by this greatest of all restora.
tives. Even long-standing cases and
advanced stages of physical relaxation
and vital decline, the various results
of over-taxation, excuses or viola
tions of the laws of health, are quick
ly cured by this best Of all strength
eners and vitalizers. It Is the surest
known preventive and curative OF
mentalfag, brain-break, spine.ail,
nerve.wreck, and all manner OF gen
eral or special debility. II enriches
the blood feeds, fortifies and vitalizes
the nerves; regulates, sustains and
strengthens all natural functions. 1t
Is the hope and prop Of the weak and
discouraged, the restoration Of the
chemically Ill. Under its influence,
hope and ambition revive, courage
comes, energy and strength develop.
Price so cents. Book free.
Sold and guaranteed by Ritter Eros
Drug Co. Logan, Utah: Montpelier,
Franklin and Preston, Idaho.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1904-11-30
5S,5g2.8O

%, Ois, OU
No land will be sold for less than
the appraised value thereof and not
more than 100 acres of agricultural
land, nor more than 800 acres of arid
land, nor more than four sections of
grazing land will be sold to any one
individual, company or corporation,
and sales of such lands will be made
only to citizens of the United States,
or those who have declared their in.
tention to become such.
Terms of sale: One-tenth cash, pay
able at the time of sale; the remain
der of the purchase price in ten equal
annual payments with interest at the
rate of five per cent per annum on the
deferred payments.
BY order of the State Board of Land
Commissioners.
BRYON GRoO, Secretary.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1904-11-30
No poison in Champerlaiu's cough remedy.

From Napier, New Zealand, Herald:
Two years ago the pharmacy board of
New South Wales, Australia, had an
analysis made of all the cough medi-
clnes sold in that market out of the
entire list they found only one that
they declared was entirely free from
all poisons. This exception was the
Chamberlain cough remedy made by
the Chamberlain Medicine co. Des
Mones U. S. A. The absence af all
narcotics makes this remedy the safest
and best that can be had, and it is
with feeling of security that any
mother can give it to her little ones.
Chamberlain's cough remedy is espec-
tally recommended by its makers for
coughs, colds, Group and whooping
cough This remedy is for sale 10y all
druggists.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1904-11-30
Constipation.

Health is absolutely impossible, II
constipation be present. Many serious
cases of liver and kidney complaint
have sprung from neglected consti.
patton. Such a deplorablc condition
is unnecessary. There is a cure for it.
llerbine will speedily remedy matters.
b. A. Lindsay p. m, Bronson, Fla,
writes, Feb. II, 1902: Having tried
lerbinc ] find it Il fine medicine for
constipation. SOC bottle. Sold by
Ritter Brothers Drug Co.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1904-11-30
Cured Consumption

Mrs. b. w. Evans, Clearwater Kan.
writes: "My husband lay sick for over
three months. The doctors said that
he had quick consumption, We pro-
cured bottle of Billiards. Horehound
Syrup, and it cured him. That was
six years ago, Since then we HE al
ways kept bottle in the house. -
cannot do without it. For coughs and
colds it has no equal" 25c, SOC, 81.
Sold by Ritter Bros Drug Co
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1904-11-30
Malster McIavIsh,s BON Mot.

At an auction sale in a Scottish vii.
Inge the auctioneer was trying to sell
A number Of domestic utensils, includ.
ing q porridge pot. As usual he was
making great fuss. Finishing his
keen eye caught a well-known worthy,
he beadle, standing at the back Of
Inc crowd and he shouted out; MATS.
ter McTavish, make an oifer for this
pot Why it would make a splendid
Kirk bell!" Aye" replied the beadle,
~ vuvr tongue was In IT,"
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1904-11-30
When you have bad cold

You want a remedy that will not
only give quick relief but effect a per
manent cure.
You want a remedy that will relieve
the lungs and keep eXpectoration easy.
You want Il remedy that will coun-
telact any tendency toward pncumC-
mia.
You want a remedy that is pleasant
and safe to take.
Chamberlain's cough remedy meets
all of these requirements and for the
speedy and permanent cure of bad
colds stands without peer. For sale
by all druggists,
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1904-11-30
Best Liniment on Earth.

Henry d. Baldwin, Supt, City water
works, Shullsburg, Wis, writes: 81
have tried many kinds Of liniment, but
| have never received much benefit
until used Billiards. Snow Liniment
for rheumatism and pains, think it
the best liniment on earth" 25c, SOC
81. Sold by Ritter Bros Drug Co.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1904-11-30
Official Directory.

District Judge Charles Hart.
District Attorney-Fran X. Nebeker
COUNTY OFFICERS.
County Commissioners Brigham A
Hendricks, G. l.. Anderson
VIM. II. barley.
County Clerk-Jacob n. Larsen.
County Recorder-Rebecca Eames.
County Attorney-W. w. Vaughan.
County Treasurcr-W. G. Parkinson.
County Assessor-Jos. j. Richardson.
County Sheriff-George c Rigby.
County Surveyor-K. G. Schaub.
County Physician-Dr. W. b. Park.
inson.
County Supt. Schools-G. NJ. Thomp'
son.
County Fish and Game Warden--R.B
Thornley,.
Water Commissioner-James Meikle
Fruit tree Inspectors r. Broby
Wellsville, south of county
Thomas Sterling. Providence, north
of county.
Road Supervisors Jas. jensen
Benson, Samuel ii. Roundy; Clarks.
ton, George Godfrey; College,
Christian Olsen; Coveville, John
G. Larsen: Greenville, Jacob vii.
helm: Hyde Park, Stephen Thurs
TOM Hyrum, o. p. Olsen; Lewis
ton, II. NJ. Rawlins, Jr.; Logan,
NJ. j. Andrews; Mendon, Mormon
Bird: Millville, Ephraim Ieates;
Mt. Sterling, Joseph r. Brown;
Newton, Niels Christensen; Para
disc, Thomas w. Obray: Peter
boro, Fred Yonk: Providence
J. J. Frederick; Richmond, Fred
rich II. Whittle; Smithtield, VIM.
Winn: Trenton, John Bingham;
Wellsyille. Thos. Murray; Wheel
er, VIM. Bybee.
Justices of the Peace-Avon, Oliver
f. Davis: Benson, A. V. Reese;
Charleston. A. ii. Archibald Col
lege, w. Hawkins ovevile, Fennel
Collins: Greenville, Ralph Smith;
Hyde Park, George H. Lamb; Hy-
rum, G. H. Olsen: Lewiston, Peter
f. Van Orden: Logan, Thomas X.
Smith; Mendon, -------
Millville, John w. Scott; Mt. Ster-
ling, w. S. Baxter; Newton, Jno.
E. Griffin: Paradise, John p.
james: Peterboro, G. ". Maugh-
an: Providence, Lorenzo f. lib
bits: Richmond, James w. Funk,
Smithfied, VIM. Douglass: Tren-
ton, Charles G.. Wood: WellSville,
John S. Leatham; Wheeler, James
Hodges.
Constable Benson, William Catmull;
Charleston, John Thompson; Col
lege, George Williams; Coveville
Mark II. Preese; Greenville, Emil
Moser: Hyde Park, Fred Wolfe;
Hyrum, AndrcwC. Nelson: Lew
iston, J. w. Leavitt; Logan, Jacob
Johnson; Mendon, p. r. Bird;
Millville, James P.Olsen: Mt. Ster-
ling, J. w. Lindley; Newton. John
Benson; Paradise, Fred Miller;
Peterboro, o. +. Nye: Providence,
Andrew Fuhriman: Richmond, l..
II. Bullen; Smithteld, VIM. Pill
kinson; Trenton, Andrew Sim
monds, Jr.; Wellsvile, Joseph b.
Woodward; Wheeler, Joseph Ran
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1904-11-30

A golf player says: "One of us
my opponent or myself, | forget
which-holed very long put during
a game one day That is to say. the
ball travelled into the hole as intend.
ed Observing this, lady who was
watching us and who evidently didn't
understand the game, exclaimed to
her companion in sympathetic tones:
Oh. the poor fellows ball has gone
'C".' % h0'oi'"
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1904-11-30
Earnings Of British Males.

The president of the British Board
of Trade stated, in answer to a ques.
ton in the house of commons, that
the average annual earnings of adult
males employed in the principal indus.
trial and agricultural occupations in
the United Kingdom in a year of
average employment might be estimat.
cd approximately at $3.50 each.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1904-11-30
Herb W. EDWARDS Injured.

Herb w. Edwards of Des Moines,
Iowa, got hurt on an icy walk last
winter, spraining his wrist and bruis.
ing his knees. "Thc next day" lie
says, they were so sore and stitl that
was afraid ! would have to stay in
bed but | rubbed them we'll with
Chambcrlain's Pain Balm and after a
few applications all soreness had dis
appeared. For sale 10y all druggists.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1904-11-30
Neuralgia Pains.

rheumatism, lumbago, and sciatic
pains yield to the penetrating infiu-
encc of Billiards. Snow Liniment. 1t
penetratcs to the nerves and bone and
being absorbed into the blood, its
healing properties are conveyed to
every part of the BODY, and effect
some wonderful cures. 25c, SOC aud 81
Sold by Ritter Bros Drug Co.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1904-11-30

The German government has pre-.
pared a bill to promote the erection
of small dwellings, unimpeachable
from sanitary, moral and social points
Of view, and at the same time obtain.
able at a reasonably low rent.-Lon.
don Engineer.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1904-11-30

The reason our business has SO rap
idly grown is because we treat people
right, give you the best goods for the
money. And in addition give you
handsome premiums What more do
you ask. Cache Valley Tea company
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1904-11-30
BOWEN AND BLANCHARD,

Livery and Feed Stables. First
West street. Telephone lay,
Connections made with all Trains.
Livery and Baggage promptly at
tended to.
Commercial trade solicited. II
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1904-11-30

Have you tried our havorng ex-
tracts and baking powder? If ever
used once YOU will use no other. The
Cache Valley Tea company.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1904-11-30

Just arrived-a large cOnsignmsn
of china, glass and crockery ware
Get our prices before buying else
where. Cache Valley eaoCmIany.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1904-11-30

our spices are the best and always
fresh. Give us trial order and be
convinced. Cache Valley Tea Co.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1904-11-30
Salt Lake City, Utah,
November 22nd, 1901.

November -Znu, lNUI.
Notice is hereby given that in accor.
dance with law, the State Board of
Land Commissioners will, on January
., 1905, beginning at 10 O'Clock Il. m.
OF that day, offer at public auction at
the Court House Of Cache County, at
Logan, Cache County, Utah, and sell
to the highest bidder for the respective
tracts, the following described APP
praised and unsold State lands situated
in Cache County, Utah
Subdivision Sec Up II Acres
M lot ~ local sur
vey 81 I'm lw l3j
Strip adjoining west
side OF lots and
. llE t,lnt ~ 10
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1904-11-30
WAS A POOR ADVERTISEMENT.
GalC-Headed Barber Could Not Sell
Bottle OF Hair Restorer,

Galc-Headed Barber Could Not Sell
Bottle OF Hair Restorer.
IL was in barber shop near the
Grand Central station. There was a
man in one of the chairs getting q
shave and the artist in charge was
performing the operation leisurely
and silently. 1t was not until the last
restige Of hlrsute obstruction had sue
cambed to the rszor's edge and tho
patients face had been sopped, wiped,
witch-ha2eled and powdered that the
barber deigned TO open his lips. Then.
running his fingers through the hair
on the top OF the mans head remark
ed innOcently:
Hair is getting thin. Got just the
thing for It. Gloria Hair Restorer.
Stimulates the roots OF the hair War.
ranted to make hair grow on a bill.
lizard ball Fifty cents bottle!"
Having delivered himself of this.
he placed bottle in the hands of the
man in the chair for inspection. The
man glanced at the bottle and then at
the head OF the barber, which was as
bald as the aforementioned billiard
ball, and asked:
This must be what you used -
New York Press.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1904-11-30

Flying fish do not usually rise more
than three feet above the sea, but
they have been known to fall on a
deck as much as twenty feet above
the water.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1904-11-30
State Land Sale.

Office of the State Board of Land