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The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1904-01-28
Short of Material.

A successful merchant, whose bald
head is Ike an ivory billiard bali was
featuring his II year Cd son. those
tastes are becoming II little bit extra.
VACANT. according to his fathers stand
ard. My boy" he said, when !
started out in life | did rot hNp .
penny 10 my name. | am Il seli-m lGe
man" The iRcorrigiblr youth Whisp n
ed to his mother. who va sitting rea:
by: Say ma. there mrs have been !;
corn + IN the hair market. when Pr va.
making himself
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1904-01-28
Time to Dismount.

General Phil" Sheridan was at one
time asked at what little incident did
he laugh the most.
"Well," he said, Il do not know,
but l always laugh when think of
the Irishman and the army mule.
was riding down the line one day
when | saw an freshman mounted OH
mule, which was kicking its legs
rather freely The mule finally got
its hoof caught in the stirrup, when,
in the excitement, the Irishman re-
marked:
"'Well, begorra, if you're goin' to
get on, I'll get off.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1904-01-28
GRATEFUL, HAPPY WOMEN

Miss Muriel Armitago. 36 Green
wood Ave, Detroit. Mich. Dis
trict Organizer of the Royal Tenn
plars of temperance. in a recent
letter, says:
i think that woman naturally
shrinks from making her troubles
public, but restored health has
meant so much to me that | feel
for the sake of other suffering wo
men it is my duty to tell what Pc
runa has done for me.
= Il suffered for five years with
uterine irregulari tics. which
brought on hysteria and made me
Il physical wreck. | tried doctors
from the different schools of medi.
cine, but without any perceptible
change in my condition In nv
despair | called ON an old nurse.
who advised me To try Peruna. and
promised good results if | would
persist and take it regularly. |
thought this was the least could
do and procured a bottle. knew
as soon as ! began taking it that it
was affecting me differently from
anything | had used before. and so
| kept ON taking it. | kept this
up for six months. and steadily
gained strength and health. and
when had used fifteen bottles |
considered myself entirely cured.
| am a grateful, happy woman to
day Miss Nuriel Armitaue
Peruna cures catarrh of the pei
vic organs with the same surety IA
it cures catarrh of tho head. Pc
runa has become renowned as Il
positive cure for female ailments
simply because the ailments are
mostly due to catarrh. Catarrh is
the cause of the trouble. Peruna
cures the catarrh. The symptoms
disappear
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1904-01-28

common sight and is almost always
due to pelvic catarrh
1t is worse than foolish for so many
women to suffer year after year with
a disease that can be permanently
cured.
Peruna cures catarrh permanently.
1t cures old chronic eases as we'll a. IA
slight attack, the only difference be
ing in the length of time that it
should be taken to effect cure.
If you do not derive prompt and
satisfactory results from the use of
Peruna write at once to DIR. Hart
man, giving a full statement of your
case. and he will be pleased to give
you his valuable advice gratis.
Address DIR. Hartman. President of
The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus.
Ohio.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1904-01-28

On the Southbridge branch of the
New York, New Haven and Hartford
Railroad the conductor has Il coach
which is reserved for use when the
travel is heavy At other times it lies
in the yards at the East Thompson
end of the branch. On a recent occa-
sion this car was attached to the train
to make the run to Southbridge, dis
lance of eighteen miles.
During the six weeks that it had
lain idle robin had built her nest
upon the rods beneath the floor and
Matched four little ones. When the
train carried off her brood, the mother
went along, too, flying over the cigh-
teen miles. and coming into the
Southbridge station minute behind
the train.
During the interval between runs,
while the car lay with many others
in the yards, the mother singled it out,
and improved the time by feeding and
caring for her nestlings. On the re-
turn she followed it up, and in this
way the robin family made the trip
four times that day covering total
distance of seventy-two miles
When the coach was once more side
tracked at East Thompson, the moth
err took her place ON the nest to warm
I'D her naked children, who had be-
come chilled from exposure TO the
damp, cold air.
This interesting incident was wit
messed by number of the employees,
and the conductor declared that hence
forth his birds shall have that rs
their private car until they are able
to pay their fare.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1904-01-28
oAfsE MAYMe's WEDDING,
shs Writes Her own Newspaper No
tice, Which J., Ouite Hraa1

ticc, Which Is Quite Breezy.
i saw suggestion in the Globe last
night writes Dayse Mayme Appleton
TO the Globe, that brides in future
write their own wedding notices. |
am to be married in June aud as [
will be rushed then. | write nv we'd
ding notice now, with the request that
you hold it until released. 1t will
suit me, and as that is the only i'm.
portant item in wedding notice. |
hope you will make no changes" The
notice, cutting out place, data, names.
etc., follows; The bride is one of the
most highly accomplished girls in
Atchison. She was considered the best
dancer in town before she was IT,. and
old women were praising her drawn
work before she was u. This is not
her first opportunity to we'd She has
been to New York five times. and re-
ceiyed Il proposal from different
man every time. The groom is in luck
to get her. Her wedding dress is very
costly, and her wedding outfit is most
complete Here follow fifty lines
describing the wedding dress. The
bride had SO many dresses made,'
the notice continues. that she had
nervous prostration, the result of be-
ing tried on, and at one time had four
doctors. The bride was twice elected
president of the Socrates Literary
club. The groom has won great
prize. The groom is clerk In store,
business than the proprietor He ap-
preciates his good luck in the prize
he has won. "--AtchiSon 'Kan) Globe.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1904-01-28
DID,
FAVORITES

The Cotter,n Saturday NixL

The Cotter's Saturday Night.
At length his lonely cot appears in view
Beneath the shelter of an aged tree:
TIL expectant wee-things, toddiin
stacher thro'
To meet their dad, wi Hichterin' noise
an glee.
His wee bit ingle, blinkin' bonnily,
His clean hearth-stane, his thliftie wi6es
smile,
The lisping infant prattling on his knee,
Does a his weary, carking cares beguile,
An makes him quite forget his labor and
his toll.
Belyve, the elder BARNS come drappin'
in,
AT service out. amang the farmers roun'
Some ca the plow, some herd, sonie
tentie rim
A cannie errand to a neebor town.
But now the supper crowns their simple
board,
The halesome parritch, chief O. Scotia's
food:
The sowpe their only hawke does afford
That 'yont the hallen snugly elbows hei
Good:
The dame brings forth in complimental
mood,
To grace the lad, her well-hain'd kebbuck
fell
An aft he's prest, an Mt he cas- it guild
The frugal wife, Sarrulous. will tell
How twas a towmond auld, sin'lint was
i the bell.
The cheerful supper done, wi serious
face.
They, round the ingle, form circle wide
The sire turns DER, wi patriarchal grace
The big ha' Bible, ance his fathers
pride;
His bonnet rev'rently is laid aside.
His lyart haffets wearing thin an bare
Those strains that once did sweet in
Zion glide.
He wales a portion with judicious care
And let MS worship Cod! he says
with solemn air.
The priest-lke father reads the sacred
page,
How Abram was the friend of God OF
high;
Or, Moses babe eternal warfare wage
With Amalek's ungracious progeny:
Or how the royal bard did grooming lie
Beneath the stroke of Hcav'n's aveng
ing ire
Or jobs pathetic plant. and wailing cry
Or rapt Isaah's wild, scraphic fire;
Or other holy seers that tune the sacrea
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1904-01-28

Ile-Miss Iasherly seems to have
developed into Il butterfly OF fashion.
She-Yes; and they say her father
got his start as the proprietor of
cheap restaurant.
He--Well, it takes the grub to make
the butterfly. you know
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1904-01-28

Perfection in all things is desirable
Old Kirk Whisky comes nearer per-
lection than any other brand. A. P.
Hotaling & Co. ,429 Jackson ST., San
Francisco Cal
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1904-01-28
An ENccss of Nerve.

~ like to see Il young man ener
getic and able to push himself said
the old banker sadly. But when he
borrowed the money from me TO buy
an automobile in which to elope with
my daughter, ii was carrying things a
little too far.''-New York Times.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1904-01-28

Somehow we don't like the lark; its
voice is all right. but we got tree
when young of being told t. Get Vi
with it in The morniht.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1904-01-28

Short--My creditors have worried
me half to death lately, but | have ar
ranged my affairs so they will not
trouble me any more.
Long-Go,ng to get out of debt, eh?
ShOrt-No; going TO get out of town.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1904-01-28

Jokes and Jokeicts that Are supposeo
to Have Eeen Recently Born-sayinss
and Doings that Are Old, Curious ana
r.ryh.Lle-The Wegk's HuEIor.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1904-01-28

1saacs-Dot piZness yos all gone
wrong. For 1uwo cends | voult my
prains plow oud.
Jacobs-Ach, lsaacs, You Vos always
looking for de pest of a pargan.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1904-01-28
Home Practice.

Mrs. Strongmind-Our society has
appointed me chairman of Il commit
tee whose object is TO try to bring
about Il reduction in rents
Strongmind-I'm glad to hear it, my
dear. You can begin at once on my
t1.pusnrs
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1904-01-28

Mrs. Binker-My Tommy has be
gun to study French.
Mrs. White-Has he, indeed?
Mrs. Blinker-Yes; and l know he'll
learn the language in no time. judge,
you see, by the rapidity with which
he acquired the slang dialect Of the
street boys.-Boston Transcript.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1904-01-28

She-No, l certainly will not comply
with your request for kiss. That is
something you should not ask for.
He-Then how am to get it?
She-Well, if you don't know, get
over on the side track and give some
other chap the right of way.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1904-01-28
Similar but Different.

Timkins--What are you doing now?
Simkins--Oh. | have a summer en-
Cagenent on the boards.
Timkins-What? AS an actor?
Simkins-No rs driver for lun-
Der dealer
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1904-01-28
Down and Out.

tptowi-Say, isn't that richly dress
Suburb-No; we did make our home
with her for awhile, but she discharg
ed us last week
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1904-01-28

lIcien-Tsen you think he wants to
marry ne for my money, do you?
Julia-Undouhted dear. What
else could he possibly want to marry
van far.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1904-01-28

Eido Badly Stuck Up

0N'bat is the matter Win Fldo:
"Qh. isn't it horlid: | gave hi;u 10
he Iaundrtss 10 wash and she s'af'.'
!, lit,, .Strny Stnrirs
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1904-01-28

The Lady-It must have been very
difficult for you to play the starving
marine
Stranded Actor-Not at all, ma am.
The manager hadn't paid ME for two
weeks.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1904-01-28
Nokinptbe Most OF 1t.

I'D rather hear Miss Dinsmore pay
.Hiawatha' than any one else, said
Twynn.
II thought you were weary of that
piece" replied Triplett.
Il am. bit she plays it so badly it
sounds like something else. "-Towp
Topics.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1904-01-28

do not believe Piso's Cure for Consump-
ton has an equal for coughs and colds
JOHN f. BOYER, Trinity Springs, Ind, Feb.
l5 1900.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1904-01-28

Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Sooth-
ing Syrup the best remedy to use for their
children during the teething period.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1904-01-28

It's strange that the very things
that we long for most ardently lose
much of their value with possession.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1904-01-28

When woman reads her husbands
old love letters, a certain expression
gets into her eyes, and she says, dis.
painfully: MY, how he has changed"
Women just naturally linger arounC
a picture showing a man holding u
woman very tight in his arms.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1904-01-28

It's wise automobile who takes
out life insurance policy.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1904-01-28

cITC permanently cured. No fits or nervous
I'll y ness after first days use OF DR.. Kline's
ireat Nerve Restorer. Send for FREE $500
rial bottle aud treatise. DR.. X. il. Kline, Lid.
rql Arch Street, Philadelphia, IA.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1904-01-28

Toni had my fortune told the 9TH
er dag and my liancee broke off the ell
gagcment.
.Iack-Why. is she believer in such
nonsense?
Tom-N0nSenSe nothing. 1t was
told hcr bv mercantile agency.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1904-01-28

With the aid OF microscope any one
can see what appears to be II gilt edge on
the best steel, but "A blind man can discover
II ''glt edge ON the best whisky -"Old
Gilt Edge
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1904-01-28

The printing press-the education
of mankind
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1904-01-28

To-day drink some "Castlewoode Bour-
non, or Rye Whiskey. Highest grade Ken
lucky goods. Carlan Mccarthy 4 Co.,
,ole distributors, San Francisco.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1904-01-28

"What l.; meant by the Powers tia
b."
WHY. the Powers that r."
rs Turkey one of tlem?'
Turkey is one of the Powers tlat
O."
..L,n. IrnuSnS l,itr hmm ~
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1904-01-28

Too many people go ahead before
they know they are right
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1904-01-28
SPROAT'S MARKET

We retail Groceries at wholesale
prices. If you are tired of paying
two prices for your supplies send us
list of your needs and let us submit
YOU prices. We are leaders in all
good things to eat and drink.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1904-01-28

Improve your health by drinking
Miller's Milwaukee Beer. Spruance,
Stanley & Co., san Francisco, agents.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1904-01-28

Never exchange servants with dear
friends.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1904-01-28

Some men value money so highly
that they never pay debts with ii.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1904-01-28

Then kneeling down to Heavens Eternal
King.
The saint, the father, and the husband
prays:
Hope springs exulting on Triumphant
wing
That thus they all shall meet in future
days
There ever bask in uncreated rays.
No more to sigh, or shed the bitter tear,
Together hymning their Creators praise
In such society, yet still more dear:
While circling time moves round in an
eternal sphere
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1904-01-28
Mem. for Good Health.

Thick skulls are made thin by edu-
cation.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1904-01-28

Make Mothers MIX Mildly Purgative.
Mama takes Cascaret, baby gets the benefit,
Don't common sense prove THIS the only sale
laxative for babes in-nrms? All druggists, Zoe,
hlp
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1904-01-28
Very small and as easy
to take rs sugar.

CURE SICK HEa0 CHE
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1904-01-28
Catarrh

Whether it is OF the nose, throat. stomach,
bowels, or more delicate organs, catarrh is
always facilitating and should never fail of
attention.
1t is a discharge from the mucous men,
brane when kept in state of inflammation
bv an impure, commonly scrofulous, con-
dition OF the blood.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1904-01-28

Then homeward all take off their sey raj
way:
The youngling cottagers retire TO rest
The parent-pair their secret homage pay
And prefer up TO Heaven the warm re-
quest,
That He. who stills the ravens clam
rouS nest.
And decks the lily fair in fow'ry pride
Would in the way his. wisdom sees the
best,
For them and for their little ones pro
vide:
But, chiefly, in their hearts with grace
divine preside.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1904-01-28
His Little Plan.

"Gr,-kansas City Jour- NJ
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1904-01-28
Hoods Sarsaparilla

Cures all forms of catarrh, radically and
permanently it removes the cause and
oyercomes all the effects. Get Hoods.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1904-01-28

o Scotia: my dear, my native soil,
For whom my warmest wish 10 Heaven
is sent!
Long may thy hardy sons OF rustic to
Be blessed with health, and peace, and
sweet content
And. O, may Heaven their simple lives
prevent
From luxury's contacion. weak ana vile
Then, howecr crowns ana corone,s bt
rent.
\ virtuous popuIace may rise the While
And stand n wall OF fire around theil
much-ov'd isle.
0 Thou. who poured the patriotic tide
That stream'd thro' Wallaces uudaunted
heart,
Who dared TO nobly stem tyrannic pride
Or nobly die. the second glorious part:
(Thc patriots God peculiarly thou art,
His friend. inspirer. guardian, and re
wardJ
o never. never. Scotia's realm desert;
But still the patriot. and the patriot
bard
In bright succession raise, her ornament
and guard
Robert Burns.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1904-07-29
FavorabIe C,op Prospects.

Huron s. D.. July 2S.-Farmers in the
city today from all parts of this
CSeadle) county, give glowing accounts
of crop conditions. The season through
out has been very favorable to small
grain growth, with ample moisture in
most places, and generally we'll distrib-
uted. Wheat looks exceptionally fine.
and oats, barley and rye never gave
better promise of heavy yield, while
corn has made almost marvellous
growth during the past two weeks. \
few farmers report the appearance of
rust in some fields, tbut not sufficient
TO cause alarm-it is chiefly on the
blade and not on the grain heads to any
great extent. What is now needed is
warm, clear weather. Some barley will
be harvested the present week; in fact.
The early sown barley. oats and rye is
now ready for the sickle, and harvest
of these crops will be well under way
ihe present week. There is a scarcity
Of reliable farm help, although good
wages are offered The potato crop will
be enormous. as will also be millet,
spelts and other feed crops. Not for
several years has the hay crop been
50 abundant.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1904-07-29
CROP CONDITIONS.
Corn in Lincoln County Has Surprise.
All by Its Remarkable Growth.

Canton, S. D., July 25.-Crop condi.
tions In this locality have improved
more than fifty per cent. in the past
twenty days. This fact is especially
true of the corn. That is the testimony
of a great many farmers who We're in
the city the past few days. On tho
first of July the condition of the corn
crop was lamentably discouraging and
very few farmers were willing to talk
corn at all. Scarcely any of them eX-
pected to get any corn this year, for
the crop was so far behind that it was
thought to be impossible to catch up
with any kind of weather. Since then
the weather has been fine most of the
time, and for about q week it has been
hot and otherwise exceptionally favor
able to the growth of corn. The crop
has been going forward by leaps and
bounds. SO that few days more will
put the corn in first class condition
for a record breaking crop this year
Small grain is also practically out of all
danger and some pieces of barley have
already been cut. Wheat, oats and bar
ley are looking fine. and there will be a
heavy crop of good quality With fairly
good weather through harvest and
stacking and no frost before the goth of
August there will be a big crop all
around in South Dakot this year.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1904-07-29
Horse Thieves at Huron

Huron. S. D., July 2T.-Iiorse thieves
are getting in their orll in this local
ity. \ night OF two since a valuable
driving team was taken from the j. p.
Cooper barn IN Washington and other
parties claim to have evidence that a
gang of horse thieves are rendezvous
ing in that part of the county
Funeral services of William Neistadt,
killed in a wreck on the Chicago and
Northwestern railway, near Iroauois.
Thursday night took place from the
family residence Sunday afternoon, and
was largely attended. Sermon by Rev.
H. d. Wizard. The order of railway
trainmen was present. in a body.
Milo Booth. a prominent merchant
and citizen of this place, suffered a
paralytic stroke on Saturday, the left
side being affected. He is recovering
and physicians believe he will soon be
fully restored.
The Nolga cornet band W.: !" here Mon
day morning, returning home from
Pierre. where they accompanied the
baseball team on Saturday. the band
met large delegation Of Nolga peo-
pie here Monday going to Pierre to Wit
team and the Pierre team.
Another accident occurred Sunday
night on the Chicago and Northwest-
ern near Brookings. resulting in the se-
rious injuring of Roy Cooley, brake
man, of this city, and son of Conductor
Cooley of Hawarden. Besides the loss
OF foot. young Cooley sustained in
juries that may prove fatal.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1904-07-29
ST. PIERRE BOUND 0vEH
Defense Introduced No Evidence Afte
the State Had Closed Its

Elk Point s. D., July 25.-BefOre q,
crowd that packed TO the doors the
court room of the county court house.
the preliminary hearing of John st
Pierre. charged with the murder of AL
bert and Clarence Chaille. the night of
May "a. began last Thursday. Justice
f. A. Roselle Is presiding.
Great interest is being taken, farmers
for miles about driving To town To at.
tend. Owing to the prominence of the
murdered boys and the fact that they
We're well liked. feeling against the de-
fendant is rather strong.
st. Pierre came into court looking
composed and showing little evidence
of his life in iail since the night he
shot down the ('hailla brothers He sal.
immediately back of his ATTORNEYS Dan,
sullivan of sioux CITY and r G. I-ricl,
son of Elk POINT. and occasionally con-
felred with them. while the evidence of
Ioseph Chailla. a brother of the lni,r-.
dcred men WIS being taken.
The prosecution is in charge of Coun-
ty Attorney Nichols and c. G. Whit
ney. county attorney of Woodbury.
county There was some DELAY i'm gel
ting started and the forenoon session
was occupied i'm hearing the testimony
of Joseph t'haiIle. AT adjournment only
the direct examination had been con-
cluded. There are eight or ten Wit
nesses for the state and about am equal