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The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1904-03-15
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ARRIVED.

AKRl V ELL.
Saturday, March IL.
S. s. Doric Smith, from San Fran
cisco at a. m.
Am. bktn. w. II. Dimond, Hansen, 81
days from San Francisco at a. m.
S. S. Miowera Hemmng, from Vic
toria and Vancouver, $3.50 p. m.
Sunday, March 13.
stmr. Noeau, from Napoopoo, a.
M. with 4445 bags sugar, 80 head cat
tie. 1870 NJ. T. bags, 2S pkgs. sundries.
Stmr. w. G. Hall, Thompson, from
Nawiliwiii. 1920 a. M, with 5000 bags
A. sugar for II. Hackfeld e. Co, 90
bags starch, 20 bags taro, Is pkgs. sun
dries.
Stmr. Claudine, Parker, from kahu-
1ui, 5:45 a. m.
Saturday. March IL.
Stmr. Lehua, Napala, from Molokai
ports, p. m.
Stmr. Kinau, Freeman, from Hilo
and way ports at 12:45 p. M, with 20
packages tank, 90 kegs, 8 horses, 2
buggies and 76 bags and packages
sundries.
Monday, March IA.
Schr Chas Levi Woodbury., Harris,
from Hilo and Puuko at a. m.
o. & O. S. 5. Coptic, Armstrong, from
the Orient, at S:45 p. m.
DEPARTED.
Saturday. March IL.
IS. Doric, Smith, for the Orient and
Manila, at 5 p. m.
S. S Miowera, Hemming, for Colo
MES at p. m.
Saturday, March IL.
Am ship VIM. =. Frye, Sewal, for
Delaw are Breakwater 2:30 p. m.
Am. schr. j. II. Lunsmann, Johnson,
for Port and at II a. m.
Monday, March a.
U. S. n. T. solace, Singer, for Mare
Island and San Francisco at 10 a. m
Case schr. Eclipse, Gahan, for Ana
hola, at 3 p. m.
Stmr. Lehua, Napala, for Molokai
ports at p. m.
Stmr. Ke Au Hou, Tullett, for Ana
hola, Kilauea Hanalei and Kalihiwai
at p. m.
lau ports at a. m.
Schr. Americana, Lindholm. for Port
land at 1 p. m
PASSENGERS.
Arrived
Per stmr. Kinau, from Hilo, March
rs. Rosenberg. O. limbs, G.. r. Gull
len, Mrs. G. r. Cullen, Mrs. A. w
Richardson, f. j. Walker, Geo. c.
Stratemeyer, Edgar NJ Brown, Chas.
X. Towt, wife and children; c. Smith,
Lieut.. y. Schofield, II. jenkins, A. A
Young, wife and daughter; Mrs. S
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1904-03-15

Poor Feebles about to be operated
on for ndicitis)-"Doctor, before
you begin | wish you would send and
have our pastor, the Rev. Mr., Harps,
come over" DIR. Cutter-"Certainly, IL
YOU wish It, but-ahl--" Poor Feebles
I'd like to be opened with prayer"
FIX.
s~s-s-s-s-s-s-
feats may bring them into the party,
but | do not believe It can be accom-
plished now. Here In Honolulu num-
Der OF the young Hawaiians can be
brought in but ! believe the movement
To be III advised from n Democratic
standpoint, 1t is simply dividing the
opposition 10 the Republican party and
making victory for II more certain"
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1904-03-15
STRUCK AN EEL NINE.

James Spencer, of Newport, has been
actually mining" eels the past few days.
While setting his muskrat traps he dis
covered thousands of the squirmers i'm
bedded in the muskrat roads" They
ranged in size from tiny ones to over
pound each, and all he had to do was to
pick them out by hand. The muskrat
roads never freeze up, and the cells have
Travelled them for miles from the water.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1904-03-15
HITCHCOCK BROUGHT
A BENCH WARRANT

Deputy Sheriff Rex Hitchcock of Maui
arrived on the Claudine Sunday from
Kahului and departed last evening for
Molokai on the Lehua to serve a bench
warrant on Attorney Kanae who is to
appear before the Maui Circuit Judge.
The attorney is to be tried for I'M
professional conduct. and his license
as an attorney may be taken from him
The present inquiry is the outcroppiug
of a transaction of a couple of years
standing. The attorney Is alleged to
have been given some bills 10 collect
by Chinese storekeeper. The Chinese
allege they never received the money.
They We're persistent in demanding the
money from the attorney, and finally
agreed to accept his note. Nothing has
been paid on the note.
The matter came up before the Cir
cult Court and witnesses We're summon
ed. Two of the witnesses called I'D
Hitchcock by telephone to ask whether
they should obey the summons, as they
had been told by Kanae that they need
not respond to the order. With that a
bench warrant was served out by the
Judge
The deputy and the attorney will so
to Maui direct on the Lehua.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1904-03-15


The Kinau's cargo was as follows:
% pkg. tank, % sheep, 3 horses, bug
giles, 76 pkgs. sundries.
The Alaskan is scheduled to sail from
Puget Sound for Honolulu on April TO-
She will take in a cargo of 1000 tons
of sugar for Delaware Breakwater.
About $500 tons of sugar are at the
Railway wharf awaiting the Texan.
She will take altogether 1000 tons at
this port, making up the remainder of
her 1000 tons cargo at Kahului and
Hilo.
The barkentines Irmgard and S. N.
Castle, which sailed from Honolulu on
February 25 arrived at San Francisco
yesterday. Both We're together at the
start and at the finish. The trip was
made in sixteen days.
Purser Beckley of the Kinau reports
the following sugar on Hawaii ready
for shipment: Olaa 1l,400 bags; Waia-
kea 1000; Wainaku 1880; Onomea H.
900; PEI eekeo $500; Honomu 16,400;
Hakalau 10000; Laupahoehoe 1000;
Ookala 200; Kukaiau $500; Hamakua
$500; Paauhau 5000; Honokaa 5000;
Kukuihaele 5000; Punaluu 900; Honu-
apo 1857. Total, 95,937 bags
The Italian bark Michele Bianchl,
with a coal cargo, is now Ga days out
from Newcastle.
The following sugar on Hawaii is re-
ported awaiting shipment: IL. S. Co.,
1000 bags; Il. S. NJ, 1000.
w. w. Barrett of Port Townsend has
accepted the captaincy OF the barken
tine Klikitat, which is loading lumber
at Port Ludlow for Honolulu.
The Glaudine brought In the follow
ing cargo: Ass sacks sugar, so sacks
charcoal, 1856 sacks corn, loo sacks paiai,
40 hogs, 70 pkgs. hides, lie pkgs. sun
dries.
Admiral Terry states that he has
received no cable Instructions regard
ing the Customs Service Inspectors and
the Naval docks since the arrival OF
the Solace.
| The American barkentIne Archer is
now out 25 days from san Francisco.
| Following the Archer the Kaiulanl
should be the next windjammer TO ar
rive from the same port.
The following sugar on Kauai IS re-
ported ready for shipping: X. $, NJ,
1900 bags; V. X, 1900; Max. 300; @. &
r., 1900; Mob, 1889; X, r.. 1000; IL.
NJ, SiO G.. r., 6522; X, s. Co., 500; r.,
1914.
Purser Story OF the Noeau reports;
STEAMER Mauna Loa was al Honuapo
with $500 bags OF Punaluu sugar and
$500 bags Honuapo sugar on board; to-
tai 7iOO bags. Fine weather both
ways"
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1904-03-15
DIR J. COILS BROWNIES
GHIAoRooXNE
is THE ORIGINAL AND ONLY GENUINE.
Coughs, Colds, Asthma and Bronchitis.


BROWNIES CHLORoDYNE-vice w.
WOOD publicly BROWNE
had beef to
q
PAIN Of EVERY KISD aTord calm refreshing sleep WITH
GREAT SPECIFIC FOR CHOLERA DYsENTERY DIARR
Health London that
doseg sum
dIarrhoea"
BROWNIES CHLoRopYNE IL The true palliative In
NEURALGIA GouT CANCER TooTIAGHE RHEuMATIsM,
short all At
EPILEPSY. spAsMs. collie PALPITATIoN
o
N
In botl
-
Sole Manufacturers. j. T. Davenport Limited. London
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1904-03-15
Sugar Co.
ELECTION OF OFFICERS.

AT the annual meeting of the Laupa-
hoehoe Sugar Company, held on the
10th March, the following officers were
elected to serve for the ensuing year,
viz:
President. Mr.. f. NJ. SwanZy
Vice-President. Mr.. Il. Give Davies
Treasurer. .............M Mr.. w. H. Baird
Secretary. MIR. G. f. Davies
Auditor. Mr.. H. w. NJ. Mist
GEO. F. DAVIES,
Secretary.
2532-Mar Is, 90, go, Apr 8.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1904-03-15
Hamakua Mill Co.
ELECTION OF OFFICERS.

At the annual meeting of the Hama
kua Mill Co., held in Honolulu on
March 10th, 1904, the following officers
were elected to serve for the ensuing
year:
President. Mr.. F. NJ. SwanZy
Vice-President Mr.. Cecil Brown
Treasurer. Mr.. w. H. Baird
Secretary. T. c. Davies
Auditor. Mr.. H. W. M. Mist
T. c. DAVIES,
Secretary.
2532-Mar. 10, 90, go, Apr. s. IL.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1904-03-15
FORECLOSURES.

MoRTGAGEEs NOTICE OF INTEN-
,T1oN OF FORECLOSURES AND
OF SALE.
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Accidental Death.

Dated Honolulu, February %.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-02-11
PILL TRADE MARK INITIATED.
Druggist and Clerk Are Held in Bal
for Court.

Charged with infringing upon the trade.
mark of Carriers Little Liver Pill Com.
pany, Joseph T. Griffith druggist at the
southeast corner of Eleventh and Vine
streets. was held in $500 bail for Court
this afternoon by Magistrate Jermon, and
at the same time Gritfith's clerk, Joseph
G. Fore, was held in $500 bail for Court on
the same charge, and also for selling GER
tain articles the sale of which is prohibited
by law.
The men were arrested this morning
upon warrants issued by Magistrate Jer,
mon at the instance of Brent Good, No.
40 West Fifty-seventh Street, New York,
and Charles {. circuit, No. y Jumel Ter
race, New York, representatives of the
Carter Company. They stated that the
latter had spent $3,0O0,000 in advertising
and getting their label known, and did not
purpose to permit others to reap the bene-
fits.
The label in question is small one con-
tanning large letter l., and the one used
by Griffith is an exact copy, except that it
does not contain Carter's name.
The prosecution showed how easily the
imitation product could be palmed off on
the would-be purchaser of Carter's pills,
owing to the similarity of the labels, and
held that it was evidence of deliberate
attempt to deceive.--Philadelph Tele-
graph, Jan. q, 1904.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-02-11
.TaE STse !, :,
THE LOST DAYS.

wish had not gone
Back to the little town,
With all my wealth Of memories, TO Sad-
iy fling them down;
That 1 had no more seen
The lazy little street
That idies down the hillside where the
town and country meet.
wish l had not gone
ITO ioiter and to look,
And miss the boy-time glories in tii" one
time singing brook
One day it was so deep:
One day 1t was so wide;
One day it held cool shadows WaHle inc
sunshine went to hide.
wish l had not traced
The roses once again,
Ari tried to find the redness a"l he
sweetness they had then;
Nor gone at early morn
TO find them filled with dew.
Nor searched them for the honey that the
bees and L once knew.
wish had not walked
The little country lane
And hoped to hear the bird,"I.;- with The
echoing refrain;
That | had not gone out
Upon the meadow grass
Respecting Vagrant clover scent a"i mint
tang as I'd pass.
wish I had not gone
Back to the little town.
Back to my castles hui!t In Slain /" see
them Crumblc down:
10 fail to hear the songs
That rose SO gladly then:
TO wake-ard never dream Thai ""i'"i
be a boy again.
Chicago Daily Tribune.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-02-11
Gratitude Well Expressed.

Sault ST., Marie, Mich, Feb. Sth.-AIr
c. l.. Smith, painter and decorator, whose
makes the following statement:
Il was laid up with some kind of pains.
Some said it was I.umhago, others Sciatica,
and others again Rheumatism. A few of
my friends suggested that it was lead
poison, but whatever it was it gave me a
great deal of pain, in fact, almost com.
pletely crippled ne. | had to use two
canes to walk about and even then it was
very painful task.
"A friend advised me to try Dodd's Kid
ney Pills and began the treatment. After
| had used the first box [ was able TO
throw away one of the canes and was con-
siderably improved. The second box
Strengthened me up so that l could go
about free from pain without any assist
ance and very soon after | was complete
ly cured, well and happy, without pain
or an ache. Dodd's Kidney Pills seemed
to go right to the spot in my case and
they will always have my greatest praise.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-02-11
AND he GOT IT.
But 1t Proved to BE Something He
Didn't Care 10 Hold
Very Long.

An indulgent mother of the Tuxedo col.
ony was travelling on a local tram one day
in company with her three year old son,
his nursemaid, and copy of society
magazine WINCH absorbed her attention,
relates the New orli Times. The son
was occupying the seat behind her with
his attendant, who attempted every once
in awhile to curb his restless and rebel
lious spirit by gentle denial of his lat
est whim, but each time the mother, no
ticing only that some argument was in
progress, end without locking up from
her book, would remark: Let him have
it."
The nursemaid thereupon would yield
to this double demand
Finally strong and rather venomous
looking wasp flew against the window
pane, and the youthful hunter reached out
to grasp it, and walled dejectedly when
he was once more restrained by the watch
full caretaker. Again the fond mother,
without raising her eyes, exclaimed:
oh, do let him have it,"
And the howl which followed the
nurses compliance caused an amused
smile to pass around the car.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-02-11
FOOTWORK ON THE PIANO.
First steps in Music" by Youth
full Artist with Too Much
Pedal.

Clifton Bingham, the author of In Old
Madrid" is not himself musician, but
his ear is delicate and sensitive, and notn
ing annoys him more than to hear bad
singing or bad playing says the New 1olH
Tribune.
He was visiting a cousin OF his IN Lon
don, and this cousin has son, boy OF
IL or Ii, who practices on the piano every
morning. The muscular lad, banging false
notes from the instrument with tire
mendous vigor, tried Mr.. Bingham not a
little.
What on earth are you playing there
jimmy the song writer called from the
next room one morning.
An exercise from First Steps in
Music, the boy answered.
Il knew YOU were playing with your
feet" said Mr.. Bingham, but would yc;
mind stepping i little lighter on TIC
keys
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-02-11
Historic Route to Florida.

from Chicago or st. Louis to Florida is via
Nashville, Chattanooga and Atlanta, over
the historic Nashville, Chattanooga & ST.
Louis Ry. and Western & Atlantic r. R..
via Lookout Mountain, Chickamauga Park
and through the famous battlefelds of the
Civil War. This is the route of the
Dixie Flyer" the allyear-round train
Jacksonville and St. Louis and Jackson,
VILE 1t is also the route of the Chicago
& Florida Limited" solid vestibuled
train operating during the Winter season
between Chicago ard St. Augustine, with
sleepers between st. Louis and st. Au,
gustine. If you contemplate taking a
Southern trip, and desire interesting lit
erature about the route, write to B. F.
Hi N; p p A. n 1h e: ST t L. Ry' $50
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-02-11
Teosinte and Billion Dollar Grass.

The two greatest fodder plants on earth,
one good for IA tons hay and the other 80
tons green fodder per acre. Grows every
where, so does Victoria Rape, yielding
10000 lbs. sheep and swine food per acre.
TX. IL
JUST SEND Toe IN STAMPS TO THE
John A. Salzer Seed Co., Lacrosse, Wis,
and receive in return their big catalog and
lots of farm seed samples.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-02-11
Clean Sweep.

Sister Liitian-Well, Bob, how tie rival
football team Shaping up:
Brother Bob-Aw, say, Lii. they re. a lot
of rags. We got up scrub eieyen and
wiped tie floor with tEem.-Judgc.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-02-11
father Lively.

Tingalins-Hello, old chap! Haven't seen
you for some time. How's business!
Jogalong-On the jump. I've got three
frog farms in Missouri.-Chicaso Daily
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-02-11
Mardi Gras, February 1O-18.

Rates via Mobile and Oh 10 Railroad from
Chicago to New Orleans and return, $500;
Chicago to Mobile and return, S24.O0. Low
rates from all points. For full particulars
write Jro. NJ. Beall, NJ. & o. r. r., St.
Louis. Mo.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-02-11

Have any trouble with your pipes freez-
ing?" No; they freeze all right; the
trouble comes after they thaw OUT
Cincinnati Times-Star.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-02-11

Straight running makes better speed
than the swiftest circling.-Ram's Horn.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-02-11

Il don't take any stock in these trusts,
anyway" Don't believe there are such
things" ooh, yes; but l haven't the
money to buy the stock. IN. U. Times
Demncraf
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-02-11
Stops the Cong n

and works off the cold. Laxative Bromo
Quinine Tablets. Price % cents
The best armor is to keep out Of gum
shot.-Bacon
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-02-11

Piso's Cure for Consumption Is an cfa.!i.
bic medicine for coughs and colds.-N. W.
Samuel, Ocean Grove, n. j., Feb. II, 1900.
Hypocrisy is Unnecessary burden OF VII
lainy-Johnson.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-02-11

Mrs. Hayes First Letter Appealing
DEAR Mrs. PNKHAM:-I have been under
fnent Without relief They tell fbrOid
tumor cannot sit down without and
9py spine nave pains both back and front Ny alb
domen swollen and have had flowing spells years.
petite good lcann0t walk be feet length of time
The symptoms of Fibrod Tunor given your little book
curatey describe so write for Mrs
e. F. HAYES, 252 Dudley st, (loxbury> Boston, Mass
Note the result of Mrs. Pinkl,ar1's advice-aE,
though she advised Mrs. Hayes, of Boston, to take
her medicine which she knew would help her
her letter contained of additional i1struc-
tons to treatment, all of which helped to bring
about the happy result
"DEAR Mrs. MISUNDERSTANDING ago I you descri-
a my symptoms and asked your advice You replied and followed
all your directions carefully, and to-day am we'll
expelled the and strengthened my whole system. walk
miles
"Lydia Pinkhams Vegetable Compound five dol
lars drop advise all women who afflicted with mors
f. F. HAYES, 252 Dudley St, (Ioxbury) Boston, Mass.
Mountains of gold could testimony
the the health happiness which Pnkhams
Vegetable Compound brought to Mrs. Hayes
Such testimony should be accepted by all convincing
evidence that
ovarian troubleS tumors nammaons; liberation falling dis
placements of the womb bache; Irregular painful
mesruatlo Surely the volume and character of the testimonial let
tiers daily printing the leave doubt
Which SICK women write for fuller information about her illness
Her gratitude to Mrs Pmkam and Lydia Vegetable
Compound genuine and heartfelt that she thinks trouble too
tor her to her health
pound tina curing and other medicine don't
get this when some druggist wants sell something else
Woooo Iyd T: r:nkha nHedidn Co.. .nrass
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-02-11

Note the result of NJ
though she advised Mrs.
her. medicine-Which sEl
her letter contained a r
tons as to treatment, a
about the happy result.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1904-03-18
Ito be Continued.)


A wooden tub should be used for
washing cut glass, and the water In
which 1t Is cleaned should not be too
warm for the hands. A sudden change
OF temperature Is bad for glassware,
and 1t should never be left upon mar
BILE or stone. The deeper the cutting.
the more liable it is to be broken.
Decanters and water bottles which
have become discolored may be
cleansed with a soft cloth guided by a
wire. Discoloring may be removed
by placing shot with bits OF paper and
strong soap suds in the vessel and
shaking them we'll together. Beans are
sometimes used instead Of shot. A
tablespoonful Of muriatic acid to q
pint Of water will remove obstinate
stains. For cleansing the outside,
cloths and towels and q brush are
necessary. The washing and rinsing
waters should not vary much in tenn
p~erature. A soft towel should be placed
under the dishes when draining. To
secure . high polish vigorously rub
glassware when 1t Is warm, with q per-
fectly clean towel. Glass which IL
ornanented with gold should be
washed in suds made Of CASTLE soap,
and should be wiped dry az o q It
II washed. Finely cut glass should b
kept in q closed cabinet and not ham
died much.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1904-03-18
HE MADE A
Why Lady condoned the Profane
Mans Language.

Why Lady condoned the Profane
Mans Language.
AL Sheehan was departing from the
theater after a matinee during a spell
when the streets we're q glare of ice,
with occasional patches of sand to
keep one from slipping, and the wind
was blowing keenly. At the corner OF
Boylston and fremont streets q man
ahead of him miscalculated the quality
Of the flstful of sand that had been
put W the ice and came to the
sidewalk with a crash, and his hat
flew off into the gutter. AS he regain
ed his shattered equilibrium and his
jolted dignity, evidently not being a
Bostonian. he exclaimed:
"This is the Observation-Disclosures
spot on this blankety-blank town,
blankety-blank it."
Two women just from the theater
were ahead Of Mr.. Sheehan. and he
was undecided whether to demonstrate
with the prOfane a or chuckle at
the righteousness Of the affair, when
one Of the ladies', reaching the same
spot, nearly came to grief, a wild
clutch at her companion being the
only thing to ave her from a bad
toss. Then she said, slowly:
II don't know but what that man is
right. "-Boston Journal.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1904-03-18
THE VIRTUES OF rAR.wArER.
Fad That Once Had Great Hold on
PhySicianss' Faith.

0"yesSSaUO eajtn.
The Curies, according to an Ameri.
can resident OF raris, put small faith
In the curative properties of drugs.
10 he'll little daughter when she is
III, medicine Is rarely given.
m. Curie," the American said,
laughs at the fads that seize upon
physicians from time to time. He
told me once about the tar-water fad
"a thing tEat agitated France and
England and Germany In the eight.
eenth century.
1t seems that tar-watar was sud
denly declared to possess almost mir.
aculous virtues. Doctors used it for
everything. 1t was as popular among
them as radium now.
L one of the French medical so.
clet1es a surgeon, noted usually for
skepticism, wrote that tar-water was
good in surgery.
"A sailor broke his leg and applied
to me for help the surgeons letter
ran. I bound together the broken Dor.
tons. and washed them with the cele.
brated tar-water. Almost Immediately
the sailor felt the beneficial effects OF
This remedy, and it was not long be.
fore the leg was completely healed.
This letter was highly a%pplauded
by the society. and resolutions were
passed advocating tar-water for frac.
lures. But the organization was pretty
well Disguised at it's next meeting
when the surgeon, in another letter,
said:
"In my last communication I for.
got to mention that the broken leg to
which I referred was a wooden One.'"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1904-03-18
American Known bv His French.

american KNOWN by His french.
When Judge Ashman Of Philadel-
phia was last In Paris, he determined
to try life in a pension. He had been
told Of a nice house. but had also been
told that the hostess spoke very lit.
tie English. Consequently, as he
walked there from the hotel where
he was temporarily stopping the Judge
carefully prepared q neat little speech
Of Introduction, composed in what he
presumed was classic French. He ar.
rived. he rang the bell, the hostess
appeared. and the Judge began, "Je
suis un American" Il am an Ameri
CAM, and 90 down to q graceful close
The lady had listened politely to
every syllable, and then she said In
the purest English, Pardon me, sir
but will you please tell me again just
what sort Of lodgings you are look
ing fort"
my own opinion IT," adds the
Judge. as he tells the story, that she
doubted, from that ambitious effort OF
mine, whether I could talk any Ian.
guage so u to make myself under.
stood."-Philadelphia Press.