Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-04-30
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condensed horses hest shetland po-
niesl
Meeser-My wife Snd always set
tie our differences by arbitration.
BRADLEY Who is the arbitrator? Meek
er-My wife of course-Exchamge
Employer-You are too slow about
your work. otfice Boy (cheerfullyJ--
oh. well. what | don't do to-day kin
dN to-morrer. indianapolis Journal
she did not wish to he an old mair
aud still abe dete~tei the society OF
mem" How did she manage" she
married \ cluhman - Houston Post.
An how's yer husband the day."
asked Mrs. rafferty, Of Mrs. Mnltioan.
Sure, an he's NO better replied Mrs.
Muid0on The doctors afraid norall-
ty will set In"
Mistress SO YOU want me Ia read
this love letter tn you? Maid--lf yoar
plaAe, mum. And I've harught We some
cotton wool ye can stun in yer ears
while ye read il:
sharpe Yes, Parker invented the
fest sirShip ever heard of Wheal-
ton Rut II refused 10 fy You couldn't
~ up OF It. sharpe That's why l
say il was the safest
Here we have only been married
two days, Clarence, and you're scoid-
ing me already" Il know. my dear.
but just think how long | have been
waiting for the chance"
Il see YOU are wearing my old en-
gagemcnt ring" Yes; isn't il perfect
~ lovely To he engaged TO Jack u. Yes,
indeed. He's so dcliciousiy serious
about II. isn't hcT---- Detroit Free
Press
lust Hint; Mr., Sloman- It's SO
strange that we have no national now-
or. We certainly should have one.
Miss Waite significantly Yes; |
think the orange blossom would be
nice, Exchange,
DOES your wife do nmch fancy
work. Fancy work she won't
even let porous plaster come into the
house without crocheting red border
round 1t and running yellow ribbon
through the holes
Ascum Some people are saying
| that you made most Of your money ia
politics Leader hut others are say
ing | made most OF my money QUE OF
politics. ~ who are We going to be-
lev Philadelphia Press.
s4t1. ..c.. 1..tl.....s -, t.a...44.A ukI.t
genius can possibly be good hus-
band;" Well" he modestly replied.
II would prefer not 10 answer that
question But my wife ought 10 be
able to tell you Exchange.
Patience Woman is womans Lest
friend, after all patrice i guess
you're right. Patience Certainly I'm
right. Even when she is getting mar
Dried, doesn't man give her away, and
her maid of honor stand mp for her?
Mr.. Dabble," said lawyer Ia "A
witness Ia the box, "at the time these
papers were executed you were specu-
Iating, We're you pt?' Yes. sir"
"Y0u were In oil" II was" And
what are you In now = Bankruptcy"
was the solemn reply.
Fall styles for school children
read Mrs. Hooper. THAT seems ike
II great extravaganza Just look ri the
Illustrations. That's all right" com
mented Mr., Hooper. cur children have
all sorts OF fall styles. and most OF
them are illustrated with bumps
How Is II, dear Chum. are yon re-
lated to that celebrated Professor Kirk
In Halle" Yes. hut very distantly"
How Distant" "He is my BROTHER
How can you call that distantly re-
lated" We'll, you see. there are ten
brothers and sisters between him ana
myself"
II suppose that Dewey viii De cx-
pected 10 make little speech 10 admir-
Ing friends At every place that the
Olympia calls remarked the obscrv-
ant boardrr. THAT, added the cross
eyed boarder, will make a great many
deck Grafton days this year" Pitts
burg Chronlclc-Tclegraph.
is this new combination what you
WDHlU YAH trust aSkFb int young
woman who asks questions simply for
fear the conversation win lag. We'll"
answered Mr., Cumrox. lit depends nj
together oil which side of the deal your
Interests lie. IT you are one Of the or
ganlzers It's trust, but If you're one
OF he consuming public IFS "A well-de-
yciopcd suspicion Washington Star.
y Springfield school teacher received
the following note from the mother of
one Of her pupils on Monday: Dear
Miss You writ nae about whipping
Sammy, hereby give YOU permits
sion to beet him up eny time II Is nee
cssary to learn him lesens He is juSte
like his father-you have to learn him
with a club. Pound nOlcge into him.
wants him To git 1t, and don't nay no
attention To what his father says III
handle him
\ Baptist and Methodist minlste,
were by accident dining at the same
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