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New-York tribune., 1904-10-31
WOMEN ON wEsTcHEsTER LINKS.

The links of the Westchester Golf Club. which
under The presidency OF Arthur Yauch has never
been in more fiourishing condition the full mem
beTstip Of almost TWO hundred being reached were
The scene OF three competitions on Saturday In
addition 10 the first rounds match play for the
presidents and Vice presidents cups and the semi
final round Of the club championship the women
members had field day, competing for TWO cups
given by the club. Miss Madeline Compton won
the first cup. and Miss 7 Kelly the second The
play was az eighteen holes. handicap and the
scores follows
New-York tribune., 1904-10-31
IN THE WORLD OF SPORT
Odfeld Himself Again-4ufoboat
Reliable as Vel as Fast.
AMATEUR AND PROFESSIONAL.

That Barney OIdfeld has not lost his nerve
ana that the Empire City track is one OF the fast
est for automobile FACING in this country was
clearly shown st the meeting on Saturday Al the
close Of the contests week before. when Oldheld
had twice lost Bernin. IN spite of Oldreld's OK
cuse that the track was IN too wretched a condi-
uon Tor him TO take chances. the general opinion
vas that le had met his master ard lost his
courage Give ne good track and I'll show
wou what can CO. said Oldheld as he 90; out Of
his machine Brighton Beach and on SATURDAY.
fe Eac MS chance In the second heat oe The TON
;llte Worlc's championship that he Bernin in
Got Tor q moment from the crack Of the pistol 10
ne finish of the race. when Oldheld won By more
'han half mile. did Bernn 10 be IL the same
class.
8ldheld II handling his 5nho-sepower Peerless
aad IN making the turns far superior TO Bernin
u The 6'-horsepo"er Renault Probably never be-
New-York tribune., 1904-10-31
SAY CAMS WILL MAKE WEIGHT

HeA Franc.scp oct. 30.-Aeceptng as accurate
.r-''''ents from! the Cans camp. tie hght"elshl
-1''pi'i Will be AZ weigh -5} pounds. "heh "'
g. bTtt to-rn1rIow n. .ght. Cans did roA" WI
to1,, - 9fnl.e aad afternoon. his weight was an
- A. "a Tonight be under l33- Britts uA41liis
Ths END AID h@ did only light @oFn odsss
are 10 ,lk continues light. The preValilhs -
shou1b,uoo 70 = with Cans The public choice II y
tzyorsfs Ssns viii enter the ring at least q ~ :"
New-York tribune., 1904-10-31

DISTINGUISHED EXPERTS ON RANGE.
Many Guardsmen Qualify for Decoration
at Creedmoor

Creedmoor. Long Island. Oct. % CspeaxD-r1s
fourth regular supplementary practice day Of eAs
here yesterday zoo yards rapid IRE and q sAfr-
mish run from $50 yards TO 200 yards Ths wsAthsR
conditions were excellent. and the attsndaneS was
far. Shooting and issuing OF decorations ware
Under the supervision OF Colonel ~ 3 Thzrss0z.
O o y. G. y. Y
The results were:
New-York tribune., 1904-10-31


who drove Alfred q. Venderbilt's 90 horsepower
Fiat machine, He also defeated Sartor1 by more
than haif mile making worlds track
ofd for The ten miles. So b two-lfths OF second
80 eoss TO the inner rail a. lines that II looked
sartcr! seemed 10 swing ava. out 70 the outer
-efs ~ av- s.c ~ ,b ~ Ss7 aigg Td yd 1is %l
that he Is s:'l, the rorernost track driver the
~ d noi WI n Is hi with sagSor 'a he 5 '9Hgn 5arn
VII. AID my YET gain as much fame on the track
as lie has o. Tie rodd-
The track IN fine condition and little dust
vas seer the entire afternoon. Frank Kulick IN
rs 2ehorsepoWeT Ford car distinguished himself
~ his five nile exhibition drive j.: the worlds
rtcord TINE for li@h-We-gh; machines. 4:45 20.
TINS performance. together with that OF the
Pope Toledo 24-hOrsepoVv~r machine IN the Van
icrb.i Cu9 race Iut me American low
I,ove-ed car vr6iI n the Iead. And OldheIds Peer
l.gh powered cas- TO Ar" Reevts the secretary
- ;ne Empire City track. much credit is due
RI: sing ABOUT n pin .lpal matches No one has
cone rcr" :"r tn Uetarc of trotting IN this corn-
SAM reputation Tor the interest ot automooling.
Another new boat astonished the motor boat
world on Saturday. ~ beating all these records
:ur ( sto~r distance. although those " ho inspected
her a. rhe Columbia Yacht clubs float agreed that
T. size had started with the y Z d g the Chal-
.eaeer md tho N.nrt III she would have beaten
tt"rn al II the -a6-miio race While that
- 0e proved. II Is f1ct that the new boat did
'"@--abe and PASS the Challenger. al a tine when
= !S -d. IN later was gaining the y p l. y e.
The roat ,Ae onoItIo. which is said by those
No ought = KNOW - be IAe Iroluols name fpT
Big nief TIE boat owned ny Commodore
81 80 og't' e. q t4et Inc 4taLiiG @ 14e@t @ I'D
t!I.nts WIN -A'r "lgh- cyl finders -~'-re 2.sn bilt
HHqe- EiS supervision. Speeding n, Navy De
Iartr.-tts government mile course III" Hudson
Yn Wtlra my 1heIr torpedo bOaIs sle
vair = 8, M rat af = @ ors or y So statue
Iu.les an ho1r Takirg the time o- t5g T-e+is a
~ az 70 Ii
New-York tribune., 1904-10-31

After the playing was over the women served
tea for the we'll as for themselves. in the
clubhouse
The scores Of the semi-fnal round Of the club
championship follows
DR.. L Z Walker beat = Manson : up and 9 20 play
A = Compton beat L Watt by default
This leaves Dr. Walker and Compton as the
final competitors for the club championship the
other scores were:
ITeSieent's 1hrst TuDat-NUlsCu beat MabA 1
and T. Play. i5ayce beat COMPTON " and play,
''-a"-tNr3 hear heele- play ,hap.o
Mans default NrwCl NaurI. !
We Presidents CupAf NeIIauv beat Ii Fletcher. .
Harding heat Srrirl.rs. Up; Gilmore DUon
UP ana pay II ]. Walker b~ar x " al.
ai.G pa-. I<.ns'n beat AalsVall default
heat E.eii3 : and Nrs!artGry leat
riHGIon. ; ~ ara :" pa1- Il. = Ray'': i-at Ir = NJ
Ita2 n H. . VI anG = t. Iial
on last Wednesday H r Harding D. Phiele
ana c L. Bowler had cup match. al their
owr. the club cpUrse. It ny Mr.
Harding
A silver loving cup has been presented by one Of
the club members fuT competition among the
women members
New-York tribune., 1904-10-31
Horses and Carriages.
SALE BY EXECUTOR,
AT
PRIVATE CLUB STABLES,
Is East 5sth Street.

horses brown. IL ysArz
ole handsome nne thoroughly kfaa
fearless ] saddle
single and double harness
Landau BFouEhahn Victoria ana Park PhAsson "a mai.
By Brewster and IN perfect condition
WILL BE SHOWN AT ALI. HoUAA
New-York tribune., 1904-10-31

on the grass does HARM IN fact. It works IN
the sand and mats the roots Of the grass. thereby
protecting IlieIu
New-York tribune., 1904-10-31

The Goughacres Stable will not be raced AZ Alus-
duct. The horses will be shipped 20 Pimlieo this
week, and from there 20 Benntngs
Redfe-n. J. Martin and H. Phillips viii not be
IN the saddle to-day tomorrow. as they
earned rhA displsasure OF the starter Saturday.
New-York tribune., 1904-10-31

But. granted that Harvard's game was dis
appointing in many ways. II must he said that
pennsylvania seems at last 10 have turned
"ut an eleven that is somewhere near what
one has right 20 expect of an institution of
her, size and football history. She has several
first class men in her rushline. notably Piekar-
ski Lamson and Butkewicz. while behind the
line Stevenson, Reynolds and Smith are worthy
OF comparison with most OF the hackfeIds OF
the countrH- Stevenson IN particular appears
very nearly 10 ne in the first class OF quarter
backs, being fast az carrying the ball on the
quarterback run. swift and resourceful at
running his team and speedy and clever At rum
ming back pUnts. though in this last particular
he had little To contend with IN the way OF op-
posing ends. II IS a fact. however, that only
III the first half did the PennsyIvanans have
nuth the better OF Harvard. and with the adj
vent OF Starr the Two teams became practical
i evenly matched. even with Hurley out of the
same. Another point 10 consider in trying 10
form just estimate OF 'Penn'S" real strength
is the poor football she showed against Column
bia only seven days before the Harvard game
To he sure, Pennsylvania over the
New-A orkeTS by a Comforta BILE margin, but her
game far from CreditablN, so thar II Is
doutly hard 10 tell whether her victory of Sat
urday due more TO her own strength or
Harvard's unexpected weakness. The Cornell
match vii! shed some light on the problem but
il 4 thousand pities that the Quakers will
meet neither Princeton nor Yale this year.
YaIe's crushing defeat of Columbia tells us
little that we did not know before. Columbia
made creditabe fight against odds in the first
half though clearly outclassed in weight
strength and skill from the very first: but IN
the second half she went all to pieces largely
through the lack of substitutes At 10 I'LL the
places of the first string. and Yale waded
through her line with little difnculty The
match showed. however. that in Metzenthin
Columbia has quarterback OF a quality quite
above the average. He ran OF his plays judi
ciously. with one exception, and his work at
catching and running back punts against such
able ends Neal and Shevlin was in the main
first class while be worked the quarterback
run with more success than could have been
expected in view OF the littls hssp be had. Dueu
New-York tribune., 1904-10-31

owners of horses aro'-s't Up in States - a cls
'Sn0N f.om Chicago have been r@InaTk..D!y suc-
'ess'ul in taking prizes at tie Western t"uTia-
Heh;s. and the eIpniJs Of the competitions o. h'sh
LASS animals taye been gratifying. In the SUN
2i.c autumn The successes OF excellent st--
mems n many rt1alres II distinction have been
bo@@.l!!lg while the great gories OF the ii'sn ss
.toIlors Will enjoyed the best OF All hots'
N.oN ~ Madison Square Gdr1en next ini, inoil,i.-
t"Le- orE ought then surpass all her previous
''e' 'ri'lents n THE tine.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1904-02-04

ITAH link Co Pays highest s1.s 5 prise 5oi
ru Der c ,pper brass. etc salt Lake city. ptan
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1904-02-04
GRATEFUL, HAPPY WOMEN
THANK PE-RU-NA FOR THEIR
RECOVERY AFTER YEARS OF
SUFFERING.

Miss Muriel Armitage. 80 Greenwood
Ave, Detroit, Mich. District Organizer
of the Royal Templars of Temperance.
in recent letter, says:
think that a woman naturally
shrinks from making her troubles public,
but restored health has meant so much
to me that feel for the sake OF other
suffering women il is my duty to tell
what Peruna has done for me.
suffered for FIVE years with uterine
irregularities, which brought on hystefia
and made me physical wreck. / tried
doctors from the different schools of
medicine, but without any perceptibie
change in my condition. In my despair
| called on an old nurse. who advised me
TO try Peruna, and promised good re-
suits if would persist and take it reg
ularly. thought this was the least /
could do and procured a bottle. knew
as soon as l began taking it that il was
affecting me differently from anything
had used before, and so kept on taxi
ing it. l kept this up for six months,
and steadily gained strength and health.
and when had used fifteen bottles
considered myself entirely cured. am
a grateful. happy woman to-day
| Miss Muriel Armitage.
Peruna cures catarrh Of the pclvic
organs with the same surety as it cures
catarrh of the head. Peruna has be-
come renowned as a positive cure for
female ailments simply because the all
ments are mostly due to catarrh. Ca
tarrh is the cause of the trouble.
Peruna cures the catarrh. The symp-
toms disappear.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1904-02-04
Reads Ike a Miracle.

Friarspoint, Miss, Nov. 30.-The
Butler case still continues to be the
talk Of the town. Mr.. G. l.. Butler, the
father Of the little boy, says:
THE doctor said my boy had disease
of the spinal cord, and treated him
for two months, during which he got
worse all the time. Finally the doctor
told me he did not know what was the
trouble. The boy would wake up dur
ing the night and say that he was
dying. He would be nervous and trem-
bling and would want to run from the
house, saying he saw ugly things
which frightened him. After we had
tried everything else, ! read an adyer-
tisement of Dodd's Kidney Pills as a
cure for Nervous Troubles. l rur-
chased some and used them until he
uad taken altogether eight boxes when
he was sound and well with not a sim
gle symptom of the old trouble. This
was some months ago, and | feel sure
that he is permanently cured. We owe
20 Dodds Kidney Pills all the credit
FOR his restoration to good health"
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1904-02-04
Moro Music.

Moro music is strangely unrhyth.
mical to European ears It consists
mainly Of monotonous reiteration Of
sound. even supposed change of air
being almost imperceptible to an ear
unaccustomed to the barbarous lack
of tone. The Moro piano is a wooden
frame, shaped like the runners of a
child's sled, on which small kettle
cords and sticks laid horizontally.
drums are balanced by means OF
Women crouching on the floor before
this instrument beat out wailing
sound from it with shaped sticks,
while from larger kettle-drums, hung
by ropes from woclon railing at
one side, two men accompanied the
piano. verybody's Magazine.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1904-02-04
"JusT RUN ACROSS "
Some People Are Lucky.

Some people make an intelligent
study Of food and get on the right
track (pure food others are lucky
enough to stumble upon the right
way out OF the difficulty just as a
Phila. young woman did.
She says: Il had suffered terribly
from nervous Indigestion everything
aeemed to disagree with me and | was
on the point Of starvation when one
da.f | happened to run across a demon
stration Of Postum Food Coffee al one
Of the big stores here.
81 took sample home and sample
OF Grape Nuts as well and there tried
them again and found they agreed
with me perfectly. For months
made them my main diet and as the
result am restored TO my former per.
feet health and can eat everything
want to.
when l spoke to my physician
about Grape-Nuts he said 1T is most
excellent food Name given BY Pos
sum Co, Battle Creek. Mich.
There's a reason.
Look for the famous little book
The Road to Welvllle," IN every
package Of beth Postum and Grape
Suts.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1904-02-04

Mrs. GEORGE WALLACE, Jr.,
of Elmira, n. Y, wife Of
George Wallace, broker, of
West Water Street, and living
at 667 Baldwin Street, SAYS:
"In March, 1897, Twas cured
Of kidney and bladder trouble
by Doan's Kidney Pills. Ny
physician said at that time that
my life could be saved only
by an operation. Night after
night ! had been kept awake
for hours at a time with ter
rible pain in my back, and the
secretions from tie kidneys
were in as bad Il state as pos
sible. | suffered with hemor-
rhages frequently and was in
a weak state. Faar boxes Of
Doan 5 Kidney Pills cured me,
and | now gladly rtfGelorse the
remedy, because daring the
time which has since elapsed,
nearly seven years, ! bayeneyer
had the slightest sign Of a
return of tie trouble. "
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1904-02-04

lf .aHs eyed v dss ThonpsOn's Eye Water
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1904-02-04

4. N. u. Salt Lake : No. 30. 1898
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1904-02-04
AFRICAN LAKE GOES DRY.
Scientists Much Puzzled oyer Pc
r.tliar HarpenIna.

Scientists Much Puzzled oyer Pc
GUITAR Happening.
Lake Shirwa, which has covered a
considerable area of country to the
south of Lake Nyassa, in Africa, ever
since thar region has been known to
white men. has now dried up com
pletely and local opinion leads TO the
theory that il has vanished for good.
Still, it would scarcely be advisable
for settlers to attempt the creation OF
any garden cities or other establish
ments anywhere on the bed OF the old
lake, which might fill up again at any
time. Men drive their buggies and
ride their horses along the soft, sandy
beds OF the Australian rivers IN times
Of long drought, but when the rains
come The river steamers resume Their
old places on the newly flushed
streams. 1t is very odd that this great
Shirwa lake should vanish so com
pletely without any assignable reason
and APPREHENSION is felt lest some
thing of the kind will happen to
Nyassa or Tanganyika.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1904-02-04

greatest exhaustion. This is very COM
mon sight and is almost always due to pei
vic caiarrh.
1t is worse than foolish for so many
women to suffer year after year with a dis
ease that can be permanently cured.
Peruna cures catarrh permanently. II
cures old chronic cases as well as a slight
attack, the only difference being in the
length of time that it should be taken to
effect cure.
If you do not derive prompt and satisfac-
tory results from the use of Peruna. write
at once to DIR. Hartman, giving full state
ment of your case. and he will be pleased
to give you his valuable advice gratis.
Address Dr. Hartman. President of The
Hartman Santarium. Columbus. Ohio.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1904-02-04
ARTIST KEPT FUR MANTLE.
Valuable Fur Garment a Reward for
Successful Dupliclty.

Successful Dupicity
The late artist, Hans Canon, once
painted Russian prince in a magni.
ficent fur mantle, which took his
fancy so completely that he endeavor,
ed to hit on plan by which he might
retain possession OF IT, On sending
home the portrait he omitted to re-
turn the garment and to the letter re-
questing him to do so he made no re
ply. One day when looking out of
window, he saw the prince coming
toward his house. Hastily. slipping
into the garb, Canon sat down in an
armchair near the fire. The prince
who had come for his coat, started on
seeing Canon grooming and trembling
at the Preside. What is the matter
with you?" he asked. oh" groaned
Canon, II don't know what ii Is, but
feel so weak and wretehed, and
cannot get warm. Two days ago my
brother died of smallpox and | am a
bit nervous about myself" The artist
kept the coat.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1904-02-04
WHAT SICK KIDNEYs CAusE.

KIDNEY COMPLAINTS. ,I5ia
betes, Brights Disease. Mtlam-
nation of the Kidneys prnNsy
Swelling Of the limoslor body,
incessant pains III TIE back OF
loins.
BLADDER TRoUDLEs. - In.
flammatiGn Of the bladder. in
famed passages pain in passing
urine, incontinenec of urine, too
much or too little nliuc.
URIC ACIp TROUBLES -
Rheumatism. Gravel, Gout,
Gall Stones. I.umbago.
NERVE FRoUGLHs. - Neural
gia, Sciatica, Nervous Collapse,
6leeplessness, AIclancholia.
Many other disorders are
caused directly or indirectly
by faulty kidney action, and
can be reached and cured by
Doan's Kidney Pills. This
remedy has cured every com
plant recorded above, and over
80, 600 testimonials prove its
surprising merit,
so cents per box, OF an deal
ers, or mailed on receipt Of
price, by addressing Foster
Milburn Co. Buffalo. N. Y.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1904-02-04
substltotss for India Rubber.

Gutta-joolatong is material which
~ utilized as a substitute for and in
conjunction with india rubber It is a
T,coduct of the East Indies, chiefly of
the island Of Burreo, and in the form
Fl which It is imported is described
80 "whitlsh in color. looking some
tAing like marshmaNow candy, SMELL
Ing strongly of petroleum and oxidiz,
ng on exposure to the air, becoming
Bard" The same description says:
1t is not a substitute for 3 .ttazpercha
n india rubber. but is used chiefly as
filler Ia manufactures of india rub
her gum and gutta Dercha." It's i'm
portatlOn has increased from 6.5eoO0
pounds in 1899 to l4,600000 pounds
in 1903.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1904-02-04
The Wisdom AZ u.--

Hanno. the carthaginIan. was sen,
commissioner by the state after the
second Carthaginian war to supplieats
for peace and in the end obtained q
Yet one of the sharper Roman sena.
tors said; You have often broken
With US peace whereunto you bayA
sworn: pray, by what gods will Won
swear?' Hanno answered. "Rv The
same gods that punished the former
perjury so severely
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1904-02-04
Female Weakness is Pelvic
Catarrh.
Always Half Sick are the Women
Who Have Pelvic Catarrh.

Catarrh of any organ, if allowed to pro-
gress, will affect the whole body. Catarrh
without nervousness is very rare, but pelvic
catarrh and nervousness go hand in hand.
What is 50 distressing a sight as poor
half-sick nervous woman, suffering from
the many almost unbeatable symptoms OF
pelvic catarrhp She does not consider her
self i'll enough to go to bed, but she is lar
from being able TO do her work without the
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1904-02-04
STATE OF ONO, CITY OF ToLEDo,
fff.449 ftgIsNrN vs.

BIt ~ AHANihs
FRkSK j. cnETRY makes oath that he IA ,s,t,.
partner Of the firm OF Ii. y. CuFNfY & Co d53r.
business IN the city OF roledp, Coun5y ana Sos
aforesaid and that said firm vii pay tte 8u OF E
HUNDRED DOLLARS for each aud every cass ~
eArAgRH that cannot be cured b. tic use Of HAltss
CATARan CURE.
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn TO before inc and subscribed Ia III presumed
this 9Th day OF December, A. u. ls5t
49,, A. ". GLEASON,
lLf Notary PUblic.
Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken Internally, ami acts
directly on the brood and mucous surlntes u tha
system. Send for testhnonals tree.
+. J, CHENEY & CO.. Toledo O.
Sold by all Druggists, 55c.
Halls Family Pills are ths best.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1904-02-04
RATHER LONG TO WAIT.
rompous Peddler Met His Match in
UnConcerncd Bank Teller.

A pompous peddler, who was selling
pens. entered bank and asked for
the cashier and, being told he was
not in, said,
Il am dealing in pens. and |
suppose it will be proper for me to
deal with the cashier"
4 suppose it Will, replied the teller,
carelessly.
Very we'll ! viii watt
The caller took a chair and sat com.
posedly for a fun hour waiting for the
cashier. BY that time he hogan to
grow uneasy, and, seeing no prospect
Of change in his circumstances
asked how soon the cashier would be
in.
Well I don't know exactly sale
the teller, "but ! expect him in IL
about eight weeks. he has just lef
a week ago"
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1904-02-04
|EHUJrGGI2I
IOF TME, TAAI


"Are you glad to see me, Willie?"
asked the minister as he took the
pride Of the family on his knee.
"Yeth, thlr,' lisped the little fellow.
WHY are YOU glad to see me?'
asked this good man
sBecnuth, answered Willie, when
you Whit nth we alwayth have a
good dinner"
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1904-02-04
FIRST KIDNEY PILL MADE.
THE ORIGINAL DISCOVERY.
THE ONLY GENUINE.

WM II NEIGHBoRs. the we'll
known jeweler of West Main
Street. Wythcville, Va, says
Some four years ago an attack
of grip settled in my back, and
| have suffered off and on ever
since with a duh, heavy aching
across the small of my back,
always more severe in the
morning. 1t was difficult for
me TO sioop or straighten, and
If | sat down for any length of
time it was hard for me to
arise. I took two boxes Of
Doan's Kidney Pills, and the
dull, disagreeable aching left
me"
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1904-02-04
New Term for SINGLE un5iessedness.

A little six-year-ela While stopping
at friends house. became deeply In
terested ia three dNarfs. whose ac-
quaintance she had made Upon her
return home, she explained TO her
mamma that she HEED the couple
who we're married very much, but she
could not bear the Vacant one"
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1904-02-04
Why Fools Find Gold.

An Irishman in Australia who had
hunted long for gold and found little
complained bitterly that he was not
born a fool. Many who were his
friends, that are born fools, aye, and
was fools before that" were rich, he
said. An why? Because the
BORN fool goes dissin' in places no
sinsible man wud look at-an by
Jimmy, the gould's there!"
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1904-02-04
Another Invasion.

Il have come down TO teach you
about the new light" said the Eng.
lish missionary in the South Sea Isl.
ands.
Too Late replied the savage chief.
We have Just placed an order with
Yankee salesman for all the are lights
we nned.n