The Washington times., 1904-10-01

Virginia has taken ST, Louis by the
beard. To is using the Worlds Fair to
advertise the jamestown precautionary
Ii is possible that an aged gentleman
named Plat could account Tor some of
the knocks being received by Governor
OdeIL
New York is planning TO spend 800
00orCJ0 for more water. for laundry and
hre purposes and occasional use ION the
side"
Our Maryland politicians are now I'm
open competition with the best BerI1-
shires and Durhams the State can pro
duee.
Large crowd watched President Roose-
velt having G tooth filled. Wanted TO
find out ali about the basis OF the hero
stories, probably.
Bakers in Washington must not sell
short weight bread. Even il the law
fails TO catch them. the notoriety will
lnJure their trade.
The whole Won PIehve regime Is to be
eliminated from Russia. Civilization
VIII view with satisfaction this effort
to lead a better life
a New Jersey detective has outdone
General Funston by swimming Second
/ River. There Is some doubt If the little
warrior g0t across the First
The bottle failed TO break at tie
. launching OF the Connecticut Those
people up In New York ought to attend
the launching Of some Congressional
craft
Insluuatious that Chairman CorteIyou
/ is engaged in raising funds by black
mail are representative of the meauest
and most meudacl0us spirit yet manifest
/ In the campaign.
From the way in which disease is
sweeping the japanese army il would
seem that the boosted rsti0us OF the
little brown men lack the perfection at
tributed TO them.
The citizen who was bitten by dog
supposedly mad should remember that
hydrophobIa ia humans is extremely
rare. and Of the few cases most are
the result or fright
A New Haven minister says that wo-
men can stop divorces. They can do so
Dy refusing 90 marry. Otherwise the
cooperation OF men is necessary 20 So
tuition OF the problem.
While in Montana Senator Fairbanks
rode on a train OF which both the con-
duct0r and engineer were candidates
for the Legislature This As a popular
government, sure enough.
The Kaedive's dentist has come from
Egypt 10 cast has vote. People who took
tie item for news from Illinois lost in
teresL when they discovered that Billy
LOrTimer wasn't the IEaedive.
France has imported some American
train robbers IL is not exactly compli-
ueUtary 90 Paris dnauclerz that when
the visitors went TO work they limited
their attention 10 United States mail.
Norfolk announces that the campaien
. iu Virginia IS 10 be waged hercely. So
with Pennsylvania and Texas. The dim-
Guilty seems 10 lie Don New York, Indiana.
Illinois, West Virginia, and Montana.
Bright young men in New York take
examinations Tor students DESTROYS Of
entering the universities, and Incapable
OF passing This particular style OF
examination is likely TO be transferred
TO the police court.
st. Louis Fair if au International cpl
sOde probably involves more than two
nations. IL IS difficult 10 believe that
amy American would have been guilty
Of such a Wrerched piece OF vandalism
An habitual criminal. under arrest for
one Of his usual ofeuses. jumped from
train going at the rate of "a mile q
minute. ana was not hurt Had an
honest citizen tried such a trick they
would have been picking up the pieces
get
The contention OF the Evening star"
that winter racing should not be per-
mitLed iu Washington is sound Winter
racing is for nothing but the promotion
OF a form Of gambling no whit more
c9mmeudaDle than roulette. Ii attracts
crowd OF undesirable spectators
whose presence is OF no benefit. and
who go away with purses fatteucd by
the contributions Of dupes. IL disturus
business by divertiug money from legitl-
mate channels. and il is uat sport