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The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1904-05-20
REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR.
FROM the New York Press.

From the New York Press.
A mans bank figure and girls tailor
suit figure can make very fine match.
The way not to be taken for knowing too
little is not to pretend to know too much
The first five years of a boys life he
spends hoping he will know as much as
his father; the rest of 1t that he won't
know as little.
When man comes home late and gives
his wife $50 in the morning 1t Is a sign
that this won't be her day FOR deIiouncing
poker playing.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1904-05-20

Bishop Turner says that all men
were originally born black and the
white man is only bleached, but he
tails to explain how the negro's fond
ness for watermelon and chicken was
developed.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1904-05-20

The United States fish commission
is planting 100000 fish in the Po-
tomac. Conservative anglers state
that they will be able to catch at least
half that number.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1904-05-20

The governor of New York has by
veto saved Niagara Falls from the
promoters, and the governor of Cali
fornia is expected to do likewise in
the case of the big trees.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1904-05-20

The agricultural department has
been wasting a lot of valuable time
trying to decide what makes popcorn
pop. The average small boy is salts
ned with the present status Of the
question.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1904-05-20

The Rosebud Indian reservation in
South Dakota is to be opened to set
tiers on August 8, but the distribution
will be by lottery, and not by rush
and murder.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1904-05-20

Between new bishoprics, and the
Munhall heresy issue, the Northern
Methodists are having a hot old time
at Los Angeles.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1904-05-20

Cortelyou may be able to fill the
place of Senator Hanna as national
chairman, but he is not as big man
physically or mentally as the lamented
Ohioan.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1904-05-20
DOING EXCELLENT WORK.

From the Jasper Mountain Eagle.
Hervey w. Laird is doing some excel
lent work as special correspondent Of
The Age-Herald from Alabama's capital
city.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1904-05-20

None of the venerable Northern
Methodist bishops want to be retired
on $4,000 a year and no yellow-legged
chickens.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1904-05-20

Speaker Cannon found the mega
phone very effective in calling the
Illinois convention to order and may
be prevailed upon to use it in the
house of representatives.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1904-05-20

Silent" Smith began his career
long before the Parker boom was
Matched.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1904-05-20

Colonel Younghusband is putting
the Tibetans in the depths of the
roof of the world" where they will
not bother him further.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1904-05-20

Lawrence Sullivan is Boston's old
est citizen, and John l.. is perhaps
the most distinguished.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1904-05-20

The Tibetans do not understand
why a diplomatic mission should carry
magazine rifles and machine guns.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1904-05-20

Judge Parker is becoming so silent
a nomination may not bring out more
than a brief acceptance by wire.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1904-05-20

The Paragould Soliphone, an Arkan.
sas newspaper. has declared for
Hearst.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1904-05-20

Fourteen republican senators have
been drafted into the service of the
Indiana campaign managers.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1904-05-20

Mr.. Lawson is marshalling his
forces, but he has not thus far moved
against the Rockefeller forces.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1904-05-20

Carrie Nation bet $50 that the Pres
ident was a tobacco user and lost. She
will hereafter stick to the Ratchet
selling business and cut out plung-
ing.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1904-05-20

The Russians are evacuating Man.
churia, as they promised the powers
they would do. Better late than
never.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1904-05-20
Animal Stories on the Increase.

i think we had better stop printing an
imal stories.p said a reporter. as he came
into the office. about half the people 1
meet try to tell me one about dog or a
cat or a bird they have at home. When
ever | ask a man for a piece or news he
tells me what his parrot said. An old
gray-haired man who lives out on the
South Highlands told me the following
story this afternoon and wanted me to
publish it with his name and the name Of
bis dog.
He said that he owned a little woody
Scotch terrier which was the smartest
dog in town. His wife read an article in
the paper which stated that long-haired
dogs would not be the style this summer,
and remarked in a joking way that she
supposed they would have to give away
Fritz-that's the dogs name-and get n
nice smooth-haired dog. Fritz heard her
and guess what he did?
Maybe he committed suicide I re-
piled. I've heard of dogs having their
feelings hurt and they killed themselves
Not much answered the old man.
Didn't l tell you he was a smart dog? He
had too much sense for that. He simply
just stole % cents out of the children's
savings bank and went to the barber shop
and had his hair cut
Now when a respectable citizen will
deliberately tell a story like that in or
der to prove that his dog is smarter than
the rest of the CANNES on earth, 1 think
it's about time for us to stop printing
animal stories 1t Is developing too many
prevaricators in town"
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1904-05-20

Halls of fame are apt to become
overloaded with statues that sue
ceeding generation considers insists.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1904-05-20

The Russian Black Sea fleet is safe
guarded by Turkey. The sultan
comes in handy at times
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1904-05-20

Robert Roberts Hit was born in
Ohio, and he was once a newspaper
reporter. Hence his success.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1904-05-20

A Kansas City man who is insane
wants damages from banker whose
automobile knocked him silly.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1904-05-20

Sculptor st. Gaudens is to put IN
marble the late Mark Hanna.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1904-05-20

Kishinoff has not been heard from
since the war began.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1904-05-20

The weather man should not forget
that this is the warm season of the
year.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1904-05-20

Governor Dockery aspires to put the
lid on st. Louis.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1904-05-20

The Japanese generals at the front
are very unconventional
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1904-05-20
IN HOTEL LoBBIEs
MIR. Van Hoose on Trade.

President J. A. Van Hoose of Rirrning-
ham, president of the Southern Wholesale
Groeers association. says that the next
annual meeting of the association will he
held IN Atlanta June s. and 8 at the
Piedmont hotel" says the New Orleans
Picayune. All the votes on the next
meeting place are not yet in. but Mr.. Van
Hoose says that a sufficient number has
been received to show that Atlanta is
the choice of the majority of the dele
gates. Mr.. Van Hose arrived in the
city yesterday and went to the st.
Charles hotel. He came here to consult
Mr. Max Schwabacher. one of the direc-
tors of the association.
" In Its entirety. the wholesale grocery
trade during the past winter has been
very good said Mr.. Van Hoose yesterday
evening, but there was too much sharp
competition for the trade to develop very
much 1t might be supposed that this
could be remedied by the association,
but 1t Is extremely difficult to draw sharp
lines in the matter of selling prices, be-
cause 1t hampers individual latitude to
large extent and is not popular Some
price lists are sent out by the association.
1t is to the interest of the manufacturer
to see that the wholesale grocer does not
sell his product below a safe margin of
profit say. or 10 per cent. When goods
get too cheap to admit of profit to the
wholesale grocer, he will naturally cease
to handle them, and it is this contingent
cy that the manufacturer seeks to avoid.
1t costs per cent to carry on business,
and naturally goods sold below that mar
gin Is sold at a loss. That is why the
manufacturer is anxious to see the whole
saler get fair division of the profits of
his commodity. But to reach an IRON
clad agreement on the prices of all lines
of the wholesale grocery trade and stife
competition is out of the question. I
think that the competition developed dur
ing this past winter was too sharp, and
groceries sold too cheapy.' F."
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1904-05-20
About Persons.

George w Marks of Montgomery is at
the Morris.
L. H. Gass of Florence Is stopping at
the Hillman
J. B. Lagrade of Admission is registered
at the St. Nicholas.
Elihu R. Smith of Brooklyn is in the
city.
r. B. Phillips of New York is at the
Colonial.
George P. Ill of Carbon Hill is stopping
at the Morris.
w. II. Sanders of Athens is at the St
Nicholas
c. e. Wilson of Russellville is at the
Hiilman.
w. s. Griffin of Atlanta is in thu oitv
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1904-05-20

Frank V. Evans and r. L O'Neai' Jr''
are the only authorized travelling repre-
sentatives Of the Age-Herald in its CIR
rulation department.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1904-05-20

No communication will be puhnsnea,
without Its authors name Re9ecteu
manuscripts will not be returned unless
stamps are enclosed for that purpose
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1904-05-20

One of those cheerful individuals, who
advises persons In love how to win the
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1904-04-29
killing Deer Again

Deputy Game Warden r. NJ. Wark
OF Harrison, was here this week look
Ing into the matter OF the bass es-
capped from Sucker lake. While here
he learned that G. L. Brickells ives
charged with killing deer at Spirit
lake. Going into Justice Wilson's
ONCE be got out two complaints and
went out TO Spirit lake to apprehend
the offender. Brickells is the man
who was convicted of killing and SELL
ing deer IN February aud then released
on writof Eabeas corpus. It's all
eyed that he has recently killed seven
deer by having his dogs chase them
into Spirit lake where they are shot. e
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1904-04-29

\ The biggest chance ever offered in
Rathdrum to save big money on
small purchases at Manor's.
FOR SALE: A buggy made by
John Deere Plow Co., Of Portland.
Ore, one top, practically new; new
single harness. Inquire at this Office.
April tt.
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1904-04-29
WANTED,

SPECIAL REPRESENTATIVE in this
county and adjoining territories, to
represent and advertise an old estab-
l,shed business hcusc Of solid imam
clal standing. Salary SCI weekly,
with Expences advanced each Mon
day by check direct from headquart-
ers. Horse aud buggy furnished when
necessary; position permanent. Ad-
dress Blew Bros. & Co., Room Gle
Monon Bldg, Chicago, Ill, 6tapl2s
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1904-04-29
PERSONAL MENTION.

NJ r. Boyle Of Standpoint was in
the city Wednesday.
Hon. C. L, Hoffman was In Spokane
Wednesday. Il
Frank Hart was down from Athol
Wednesday.
Mems and Boys Clothing at exact
cost In Chicago. L. 2. MANOR,
Attorney ]. L, McClear was in town
from Occur a. A!ene, Monday.
G. r. Kiopf was business visitor
to Spokane Tuesday.
Born, last Friday, to Mr.. and Mrs.
John Sheffield, a son.
Miss Lulu Quirles Of Lane is visit
ing at the home Ut her hiotherl T.
L. QuaF1es.
L. Bernard general feed and hard
ware merchant Of Athol was In town
Tuesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. D. r. Adams and
child were visitors to Occur d Alene
Sunday.
Attorney E. L. Burgan was in town
from Occur d. Alene the first OF the
week, on legal business.
Justice +. NJ. Nickcrson Of Hope
was transacting business in the coun-
tyscat Monday.
Prof. A. y. Foster OF Priest Rivel
was visitor In town tho fcrepart u
the week.
S. II. Watkins, the well-knowr
Athol merchant and former county
commissioner, was In town yesterday
= Shoes, Shoes, Shoes, never s.
cheap. Big assortment to pick from.
t4 u. p. MANOR.
Misses Myrtle aud Della Reinhar
were visitors to Occur d. Alenc an
Harrison over Sunday.
Mr.. aud Mrs. o. j. Graham were J
Rathdrum, Saturday on their wa
from Occur d. Alepe, where they hay
sp.ut tho wiutsr, To- theif farm
LImira,
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1904-04-29
MAKES A CLEAN SWEEP.

There's nothing like doing thing
thoroughly. OF all the Salves you
ever heard Of. Bucklen's Arnica Salve
Is the best, 1t sweeps away and cures
Burns, Sores. Bruises, Cuts, Boils,
Ulcers. Skin Eruptions and Piles.
It's only Zoe, and guaranteed to give
satisfaction by DIR 4, Wenz, Druggist
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1904-04-29
inday, rom Adi. General vickersI

Sunday, from Adj. General vackerst
informing him that the Intaitary en-
campment will be held atAmerican
lake, June to q, and ordering him
to SO notify all the officers Of his bat
TALON.
F. L, Coon, deputy assessor CON-
pleted the assessment Of Harrison and
ieturned to Rathdrum Sunday. The
work at Harrison lasted two weeks.
On Tuesday Mr.. Coon went to the
northern part OF the county to assess
property In and about Clarks Fork
and Hope.
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1904-04-29
so1ArrC RHEUMATISM CURED.

81 have been subject to sclatic
rheumatism for years." says =. IL.
Waldron, Of Wilton Junction, Iowa.
my joints were stiff and gave me
much pain and discomfort. Ny joints
would crack when Strengthened NJ.
l used Chamberlaln's Pain Balm and
have been thoroughly cured. Have
not had a pain or ache from the old
trouble for many months. It is Ger
talnly a most wonderful liniment.'
For sale by DR. II. Wenz.
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1904-04-29

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We have now sold our building
and have a very short time to get out
so we will sell everything at whole.
sale prices. Try us. T. Z. Manor,
\ Ladies skirts and waists, just few
left. new styles, never st,ll at such u
sacrifice price before. r. p. Manor
Ifyou want your property insured
against loss by fire call on the Pam
handle Abstract Co. tt
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1904-04-29
Nothing Equal to Cbambe rlain's Collie,
Cholera aud Diarrhoen Remedy
for Bowel Complaints III

1--WE have used Chambcrlain's
Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy
In our family for years." says Mrs. j.
b. Cooke, OF Netherlands, Texas, 1--WE
have given 1t to all our children. We
have used other medicines for the
same purpose, but never found any
thing to equal Chambcrlain's. II yol
will use it as directed it will Away:
cure For sale by DR.. Il. Wenz.
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1904-04-29
A THOUGHTFUL MAN.

NM Austin of Winchester, Ind,
knew what to do in the hour o. need,
His wife had such an unusual case OF
stomach and liver trouble, physicians
could not help her, He thought Of
and tried DIR Kings New Life Pills
and she got relief at once and was
flually cured, Only 25c, at DIR FWenz
Drug Store
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1904-04-29

There was big sensation In Lees
vile, Ind. when w. IL. Brown Of that
place, who was expected to die, had
his life saved by DR.. Kings New Dis.
covery for Consumption. lie writes;
Il endured insutferablc agonies from
Asthma, but your New Discover.
gave me immediate relief and so1n
thereafter effected u complete cure
Similar cures Of Consumption. Pneu
monia, bronchitis and Grip are nun
erous. It's the peerless remedy for all
throat and lung troubles. Price Soc,
and $l.O0. Guaranteed by DR.. T.
Wepz, Druggist. Trial bottles free.
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1904-04-29
LOCAL EVENTS.

Building association, have called
a meeting Of the stock holders at
the hall for May 9th at 8 p. m, to
elect FIVE directors for the ensuing
year. This meeting is to take the
place Of regular annual meeting
which should have been held on
March Il.
The Rathdrum State Bank has.
purchased the Ebert corner on
Main avenue opposite the Russell
block. The consideration was
$1,000. 1t is intended to tear down
the building, which is occupied by
the millinery store of Mrs. C. H.
Peters, and erect a brick bank
building.
Miss Nellie Forester, Of Spokane
gave dramatic recital at Frater-
nal hall, last Saturday evening un-
der Rebekah auspices. A nice
crowd was present. The select
ions were interspersed with piano
music, and vocal solos and duets
by Rathdrum ladies, much local
talent being displayed.
Arbo< day, last Friday, was
COMMUNICATED with appropriate
exercises by the Rathdrum school.
Two excellent joint programs were
rendered by the pupils OF the high
school under Mr.. Wood, and the
grammar school under Miss Bump
and by the intermediate under Miss
Rieniger in union with the pri-
m Try under Miss Hage. A few
trees were planted.
w. H. Cleland. the we'll known
proprietor of the O. K. Livery
stables, has perfected arrange
ments for the erection of a new
commodious and up-to-date stable
and carriage house. Robt. F
Dyer is the architect. The new
structure is to be built on the sit
of the old blacksmith shop west 0
1.-THE present stable, and is to be ~
x5o feet. 1t will have a lean-to Il
feet wide, along the west side
/ The new stable is to be equipped
with all modern conveniences.
; On Sunday, May Ist, at II o
clock a. M, Evangelist Willer
and Singer Davis will begin
, series Of evangelistic meetings j
the Presbyterian church of thi
place. There will be special meet
ings every night for two weeks
! To these meetings everybody
D cordially invited and the Coop
Grafton of all Christians, ct wha
+ ever name, is earnestly desired
9 Come and bring your friends wit
!. you.
i +. A. Walker.
Mrs. W. w. Stoddard was il
n joyably surprised, Tuesday ev
u ming, in honor Of her sand birthds
o by party of Rathbone Sister
= Various games were played, ar
N light refreshments were served
! 1890. Those present were; NJ
l and Mrs. w. w. Stoddard al
g family, Mr.. and Mrs. A. w. Pos
and Mr.. and Mrs. G. r. kloI
~ Mesdames, Louis Chambard,
% F. Dyer, D. w. Culp, w. H. CT
land, d. F. Hollister, T.
NJ Quarles, D. E. Dandy, ]. c. Call
to han and Mrs. Harriet Peter
~ Misses, Jennie culp, Capitola al
he Bernice Dutton, Myrtle Dant
4 and Messrs c. w. Culp and FIR
Callahan.
he
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1904-04-29

The right Of way deeds FROM partie
over whose land the Occur d'Alene &
Spokane railway runs, were fled with
the county auditor yesterday.
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1904-04-29

x We can save you the retailers profit
Oh anything you may need.
T. p. MANOR.
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1904-04-29

FOR SALE: Home grown cleaned
seed, rutabago and turnip. IS cents
a pound. Inquire at this office.
Svenska monitoren., 1904-07-08
L (. Gullander,
Calgary, Alberta Canada.

Direkt0rerna for New York
Centralbanan arc pa strejk. Del
ar sadana min som Rockefeller,
Dspew, D. o 0. Mills, Stillman.
och andra dylika storgubbar, som
strejka for hSgre Ion, Sedan
gamle Vanderbilts dagar har Diet
varit bruk att hvarjc direkt0r
efter hvarje djrektionsmote erholl
EFT skinande nytt och blan2t
tiodollarsstycke. Delta var
deras lon och de maste vara per.
personligen narvarande for att
fa den. Ingen har funnit Diet
modan vardt att soka f0randra
delta, f0rran Rockefeller nu pro-
testerat. Han menar att for Diet
f0rsta l0nen ar alldeles for liten
och dernast att direktsrerna for
en- So stor och maktig korporation
skola nodgas ininna sig och ma
stan emottaga en- alImosa.D epew,
som Dir direkt0r j 70 olika bolag,
anderstoder honom, och Mills
Svenska monitoren., 1904-07-08

sager att han alltid ar ] forlagen.
het med hvad han skalf CORA med
EFT sa litet mynt som EFT tiodol-
larsstycke. Det blir dock ingen
lockout och Diet blir 81 heller mol
vandigt att tillkalla militar Tor at
hall. ordning pa de strejkande,
Direktorerna hafva utnamt J. P.
Morgan och Vanderbilt som skill
iedomare, och Diet blir deras SAX
att fa~ststalla en- ny lonereglsring
for direktorerna och framfor ALT
EFT annat satt att utbetala To-
men pa.
Svenska monitoren., 1904-07-08
400 BgI0NrNa 800. e

penna tidnines lasare will vara glada ofverhts
nrfara. att der or idetmlnsta en- fruktad sjukdors.
som yetenskapen ar stand till att kurera ! aii1
dess stadier och Diet rkatarr. Halls Catarrh CuTo
ar Diet enda verkliga botemedel lakarekonsteu
Hammer, IA katarr ar en- Unconstitutional s1nk-
dom. fordrar den en- unconstitutional behandling.
Halls Catarrh Cure tages In, verkar direkt "a
blodet och slemhinnorne systemet, nninteegof
deryid siukdomens orsak och giver patientea
etyrka, yid att uppbygga konstitutonen och
hielps naturen att CORA site arbete. Egarne bar
"a mychen tilltro till desc valgorands kraft, ans
de erbjuda Hundra Dollars for hyarle faii, nva.
rest denna medicin 81 verkar boeanoe. sana
after lista af loford. Ttllskrif. ~--b.Sa
- Y. J. CHENEY a CO., Toledo, O
fY- TIL saiu hos ALA epotekare, Tkc,
Hau,s Family Pulls ARC do basta.
Svenska monitoren., 1904-07-08
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