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Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-08-01
A Cool Hand.

Mamie, girl, that young man Of
yours has been coming now for almost
year." St$$ F':s .t sst...s ~.
Eyes, mother" @s3a%
isn't II about time be was breaking
the iceY y Il HUE ssseis 1s4.ss. X
II don't believe he intends to break
the ice. He's going to wear 1t out.''-
Puck. 3 tszs Il. 5zs 3s4 $s8
q woman IN Russia until the day Of
her death, Il she remain unmarried, n
under tie absolute sway q ~ parents.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-03-15
Proper Treatment OF PneumonIA

Pneumonia Is too dangerous
disease for anyone to attempt to
doctor himself, although he may
have the proper remedies at hand.
A physician should always be called,
1t should be born In mind, however
that pneumonia always results from
a cold or from an attack of the grip,
and that by giving Chamberlain )
Cough Remedy the threatened at
tack of pneumonia may be warded
of. This remedy Is also used by
physicians In the treatment OF
pneumonia with the best results.
DR.. w. J. Smith, of Sanders, Ala
who Is also a druggist, says ofit;"l
have been selling Chamberlain
Cough Remedy and prescribing II
In my practice for the past six years
I used 1t In cases of pneumonia and
have always gotten the best re-
suits" Sold by G. W. Grier.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-03-15
He Needed a War Cry.

Congressman Cochran of the
Fourth Missouri district was stand
ing on street corner in st. Joseph
telling some fish stories to friend
when a Salvation Army lass came
up. She waited until the congress
man had finished particularly tall
story and then asked him to buy a
War Cry. Mr.. Cochran did so, but
after taking a copy of the unique
publication offered it to the girl
again, saying, "You can sell it to
some one else" The Salvation lass
answered: ooh, no, colonel; you
keep it and read it. After hearing
that story you have just told l
think you need War Cry as much
as any one l am likely to meet"
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-03-15
Farming In the South.

The Passenger Department OF
the Illinois Central Railroad Com
pany Is Issuing monthly circulars
concerning fruit growing, vegetable
gardening, Stock raising, dairying
etc, In the States of Kentucky,
West Tennessee, Mississippi, and
Louisiana. Every Farmer, or
Homeseeker, who will forward his
name address, to the undersigned,
will be mailed free Circulars Nos.
I, 2, 3, q. and S, and others as they
are published from month to month.
E. A. RICHTER,
Travelling Passenger Agent. Park
building, Pittsburg. Pa.-112
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-03-15
Do You Want Strength.

If you want to Increase your
strength you must add to and not
take from the physical. In other
words, the food that you eat must
be digested, assimllated by the
nerves, blood and tissue before be-
Ing expelled from the intestines.
Kodol Dyspepsia Cure adds to the
physical. 1t gives strength to and
builds up strength In the human
system. 1t Is pleasant to the taste
and palatable, aud the only combi-
nation of digestants that will digest
the food and enable the system to
appropriate all of It's health and
Strengthening qualities. Sold by
Opera House Drug Store
Stotler & Corbett Props.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-03-15
OR FszEE5saa
WHO CAMMOT BE CURED.

So uniformly successful has DR.. Pierce's
Favorite Prescription proven II all forms
| IF Female Weakness, Prolapsus, or Falling
of Womb and Leucorrhea, that, after over
q third of a century's experience In curing
the worst cases of these distressing and
facilitating ailments, DR.. Pierce now feels
fully warranted in offering to pay $500 IN
cash for any case of these diseases which
he cannot cure.
1T STANDS ALoNE.-The UFavorite Pre-
ecription" stands alone, as the one and
only remedy for these distressingly COM
mon forms of weakness, possessed of such
positively specific curative properties as to
warrant its makers In proposing, and
binding themselves to forfeit, as we, the
undersigned propnetors of that wonderful
remedy hereby do to pay the sum of $500
In legal money of the United States in any
case Of the above diseases in which after a
fair and reasonable trial of our treatment,
we fail to cure. No other medicine for
the cure of woman's peculiar ailments is
backed by such a remarkable guarantee /;
no other medicine for woman's ills is pos
sessed of the unparalleled curative prop
critics that would warrant its manufacturers
in making such an offer no other remedy
has such record of cures on which to base
such a remarkable offer.
Therefore, insist on having DR.. PieFce's
Favorite Prescription and turn your back
on any INSCRIPTIONS dealer who would
insult your intelligence by attempting to
foist upon you some inferior substitute,
under the plea that "it is just as good"
Insist on having the article which has
record of third of century of cures and
which is backed by those willing to forfeit
$500 if they cannot cure you,
In cases attended by a leucorrheal drain
a solution of DR.. Pierce's Lotion Tablets
should be used conjointly with the use of
the rFavorite Prescription" They are sold
by all druggists, or sent postpaid to any
address, on receipt of rs cents in stamps.
Send 81 cents in stamps for Dr.. Pierce's
Common Sense Medical Adviser. Address
WORLDS DISPENsARY, Buffalo, n. Y.
Weak and sick women are invited to
consult DR.. Pierce, by letter, free. All
correspondence is held as strictly private.
Address Dr. r. V. Pierce, Buffalo. n. Y.
DR.. Pierce's Pellets cure biliousness.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-03-15
American Bernhardts.

"I'm bound to be billed as the
American Bernhardt," said a stage
aspirant to Blanche Walsh.
every likely" was the answer.
"Don't you believe it?" inquired
the other, much disturbed. eff l
could only get a manager with mon
ey Pm sure I'd be-"
$50 would J." emphasized Miss
Walsh. 'Money makes the Ameri-
can Bernhardts-that is, as far as
the bills CO."
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-03-15
Chocolate and Two Rolls.

One of Pere Ollivier's flock in
Paris, very beautiful and hand
somely dressed woman, coming very
late to church one Sunday morning
caused some. disturbance and stir
among the worshipers by her en-.
trance and interrupted the flow OF
eloquence of the worthy father,
who, very irritable and easily put
out, said, MADAME perhaps waited
to take her chocolate before coming
to church ?" To this madame, by no
means abashed, graciously replied,
eyes, mon pere, and two rolls with
it."
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-03-15
AFayori,e Remedy Tor Babies

Its pleasant taste and prompt
cures have made Chamberlain
Cough Remedy favorite with the
mothers OF small children. II
quickly cures their coughs and colds
and prevents any danger from
pneumonia or other serious coDse-
quences. 1t not only cures Group,
but when given as soon as the
croupy cough appears will prevent
the attack. For sale by c. W.Grier'
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-03-15
Kerr's Studio
Corner Wells and Elizabeth streets.


In new Pullman Ordinary
sleepers, wide vestibuled and with
every modern convenience, In
charge of competent agent, from
Cincinnati to Chicago via Louis
Vile, New Orleans, Houston, San
Antonio, 81 Paso and Los Angeles
to San Francisco. Rates for berths
less than half of cost In regular
sleepers. For free descriptive mat
ter and full particulars, address E.
A. Richter, Trav. Pass. Agent,
Illinois Central Railroad, Parl
Building, Pittsburg, Pa. ia q
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-03-15
CONDENSED STORIES.
The Sole Consolation of an unIuclty
but Gallant Farmer.

Miss Cynthia Roche, one of the
popular young girls at Newport
during the past summer, one day
took a long ride through the coun-
try on a motor car.
It's occupants becoming thirsty,
the car stopped at little farm
house, and there the old farmer was
gallant. He gave the party deli
oious water from a deep well, and
he led Miss Roche on little tour
of his estate.
Among other interesting things
that he showed to the young girl
was a tremendous potato patch.
Over this patch he shook his head
gravely. He said that all the vines
in it had been ruined by a parasite.
Miss Roche sympathized with the
old man. She murmured:
81 am sorry to see this fine field
of potatoes SO seriously diseased"
eyes," said the farmer, cts a
great pity. I have only one COM
fort"
"What is that ?" Miss Roche ask
ed.
"Why, Thomson's field, to the
east there, and Shannon's, on the
south, are as bad as if not worse
than mine."-New York Tribune.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-03-15
An Unuracious Retort.

At dinner in London the other
day Bernard Shaw remarked to all
American guest, what a lot of you
Americans come over here every
summer.
"Yes," replied the fair American,
England has come to be a favorite
summer resort for Americans"
"Weu, we won't complain of
that" said Shaw, but for heavens
sake don't MAKE it a white; resort
Also"
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-03-15
Photographs

Anyone wanting Photographs OF
themselves or friends, should come
and sit now. If you are a little
particular about your pictures this
Is good time to come, In the dull
season. From New Years to Has-
ter Is one of them. We have more
time to give to the sitter and their
negative, and can give you huer
work than In the rush season. We
have a larger variety of styles and
finishes than the majority OF city
Studios, and our work loses Moth
Ing In comparison with the best.
If you have any old Pictures: you
want copied or enlarged, bring
them mp.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-03-15
Forms of Socialism.

Some of the most important govern
ment functions, some of the most bene-
fetal laws of civilized countries today,
are pure forms Of socialism, and no
body thinks anything about it-in fact,
the abstract principle is now purely a
question Of accommodation to modern
life.-Rev. ID. Beaton, Congregational
ist. Chicago
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-03-15
Wicked Ignorance.

To live in world where for thou
sands of years the energies of truth.
spirit and high personal passion have
been asserting themselves triumphant
ly over the coarse obstacles Of rock,
carnality and savagery and yet to have
no knowledge Of what has been going
on is ignorance so densely ignorant as
to be wicked.-Rey. DR.. Charles IL.
Parkhurst, Presbyterian, New York.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-03-15
Lord Salisbury on the Links.

Unlike his nephew, Lord Sails
bury was never great golf player,
although occasionally when visiting
Mr.. Balfour in Haddingtonshire he
amused" himself, to quote his own
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-03-15
SCOTLAND" SAID THE CADDIE.

expression, with game. One day
the noble lord struck too low with
his iron and asked his caddie:
"What have hit ?"
The youngster, who was without
reverence, laughingly made answer
Scotland"
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-03-15
Baltimore & Ohio R e

Baltimore \ Ohio K l.
Ohio River Division.
Time Table In effect Nov. "a, 1905.
EAST BOUND.
7O5 A. N. Accommodation
Oaily except For Wheeling and intermediate
Sunday. points
s;54 4. n. Pittsburg EIpress
Daiiy. For New Martinsville, Mounds.
vile, wheeling Piitsburg, Frank
lin, Oil City Titusville and inter.
mediate points. Runs solid 70
Pittsbsrg, daily except Sunday.
Daily to wheeling.
1885 A. n. Accommodation
Daily except For New AaTtinsville and inteI.
Sunday. mediate points.
I;67P. n. New York Express
Dsilv, For New Martiusville, Mounds
Vile, wheeling, Pittsburg, Buna.
10, Washington, Baltimore, Philas
deiphia New York and eli points
North and East. Runs solid %
PittsburE PaTioT car.
A:68 p, n. Accommodates
Daily. For wheeling and intsrmsdiats
$40 p. n. Ohio valley Express
Daily except For New Martinsviiie, Nonnds
sunday, Vile, Benwood, wheeling, Pitts
burg, Buffalo, Baitimore, wash.
inxton, New York and sn points
north and East. Runs solid 70
Pittsburg. Parlor car.
WEST BOUND.
e.2aA. n. Accommodation y
Daily For fMkersearg and intsrme,
date points.
'I.ls a. II. ohis Valley Express
Daily except For 81. Harys, Marietta, Pafhs
Sunday. ersburg, Ravenswood, Mllwood,
ton oaiiIpolis, Huntingfon Keae,
ova, Irontou, Portsmouth, cincfE
natl and an points South and
West. Rams solid 70 Esnoya.
Paflor car.
los r. n. Kenovs Express
Daily Fer b. Mays, Marietta, Pan,
ersburR, Ravenswood. Aiiu6od.
Poueroy, p. Pleasant, chaf1eS
tau, Gailipoiis, Huntipatop, Ken.
oyr and principal iffermediats
points. PaTior ear.
RIA p n. Accommodatiou
paily except For ParkersSurg, spezcer and
Sunday. intermediate points.
5.1l p. II. Accommodation
Dsily except For PaTkeTsburg and intsrms'
sunday diate points.
S:26 p. n. Express
Daily. FOR Friendly, 81. Marys wsyss
", Marietta and Parkersburs
D. B. MARTIN,
Man'g'T Passenger Trame.
Nv. ALLEN, T.P.A.
Pa'kersburR. viva.
The Washington times., 1904-03-11
BIG BOXING CLUB
FOR NEW YORK CITY
Promoters Think Club Scheme So Sue
cessful Elsewhere May Go in
Gotham.

Before another winter sets IN there
VIII be a determined effort 70 revive
the boxing game in New York without
a violation Of the law. Several clubs
have combined with the idea Of testing
the matter, and the promoters have al
ready consulted a well known lawyer
as TO a probable plan Of action.
On the authority of this attorney a
domestic incorporated athletic club can
held boxing bouts Of a limited number
Of rounds anywhere in the state pro
vided no admission fee IS charged A
club can be made up Of 500. or TOT tha'
matter, any number OF members VIM
can see these bouts without encounter
ing police interference. The imitation
fee and regular dues Of each member
can be paid the same as in any cruz,
and the boxing bouts are only part OF
the programme provided by the enter
tainment committee"
According 10 the lawyer, the New YORK
Athletic Club is at liberty TO hold lin
tied round bouts in its gymnasium Tor
the benefit of members. and. in fact. any
club In the city run on similar lines. 1t
was not long ago that a series or bouts
We're held by a club in Westchester
county, for which the spectators pald
80 cents each for hat checks" thereby
getting around the strict letter or the
law The fact that boxing IS permitted
in neighboring States has spurred these
promoters on with the idea OF meeting
popular demand for the sport IN TINS
city.
II will not be at all surprising II a reg
ular club for boxing IS organized soon
and a building erected which comes
within the requirements. Those who
are figuring on the plan say that they
will seek a membership Of 5000 persons,
the initiation fee being 800. and the dues
SIS month. On this basis il is the plan
to hold first-class bouts for members
only" with absolutely no rate OF ad-
mission charged at the door. The men
behind the scheme have been assured
that they can proceed without legal
complications.
The Washington times., 1904-03-11
Dan Smith Is Barred
From Using the Mails
E l. Martin and the Racing Expert Included
in Fraud Order Against Tipster---Alleged
That Scheme Was Fraudulent

Dan Smith. tho widely advertised race
tipster, was barred from the mails this
morning by fraud order issued by the
Postofiice Department.
Henceforth no money order may be is
sued TO him or cashed by him; no mail
viii be delivered to or forwarded TO
him
Smith is charged with operating
through the mails a device or scheme
tor obtaining money or other property
by means of false or fraudulent pre-
lenses. representations, or promises.
Smith Tips Dead.
Dan Smith sells tips on horse races.
and the Postofice inspectors find that
he does not place the money as adver-
tised- Along with Smith. Z. L Martin
and the Racing Expert" a New or
leans publication, are included in the or
der issued by Assistant Attorney Cen
eral RObb.
Martin was Smiths broker, or better
known 10 sportsmen as commissioner.
Smith advertised that money could be
forwarded 10 any reputable broker and
II would be bet by him in the interests
of Dan Smith.
The Washington times., 1904-03-11

Smith recommended Martin, and the
investigation shows that Martin did not
bet the money, but kept 1t In his pocket
and as the majority Of Smiths clients
lost on the races, the turf tipster and
his henchman were fast accommodating
wealth.
The Racing Expert" was considered
one of the most reliable and authorita-
tive horse papers in the country and had
a wide circulation
Smith. it was found by the inspectors.
is its owner.
Office IN Washington.
Smith had three offices in New York
and an Office in Washington. Saratoga,
New Orleans. Chicago. and St. Louis.
The fraud order against Smith is in
line with the policy which the POstoffice
Department has adopted of denying the
malls 20 tipsters who offer to place
money for their clients. Arnold & Co,
~. J. Ryan, Maxim & Cav, and others
have already suffered, and the depart
ment is now investigating a long series
Of complaints against other enterprtsing
individuals who have developed similar
schemes for separating the public from
its money.
The Washington times., 1904-03-11

il is case Of play ball under the man
ayers terms or carry the hod-
Washington players are not the only
ones who will suffer. however, as every
club In the league. with the exception
of the Boston Americans. has reduced
salaries.
Ban Johnson still has his hammer out
for one Barney Dreyfuss because Of that
little fuss over the schedule business.
Ban says Barney openly acknowledged
TO him that he had tempered with the
schedule. and Ban says if the matter
Is not adjusted there will be trouble.
Harry Pulltam, president of the Nation
al League. Is reported to have said TO
New York newspaper men that If
Johnson wants war with the National
he can get it,
American League Superior.
To anyone who has followed baseball
for living this looks like case of hot
air" Suppose the leagues would again
go to war. What would happen 10 the
National? Ban has been wise enough
to put good teams in the cities in which
there is opposition with the National,
and in Boston and Philadelphia, the
American League clubs are so superior
10 those OF the National that no COM
parlson can be made between them
Then, the White Sox. with an equally
good team. have the call over the Colts
in Chicago: the Cardinals are preferred
over the Browns, in St Louis but the
Giants are more populsr than the In
Vaders in New York. If war is again de-
clared, Ban would arrange a Schedule
whereby the St Louis. New York, Phil
adelphia, and Boston teams would have
conflicting dates each day. Taking il
all in all, the American would probable
outdraw the National two to one Al
ready the hackers Of the Boston Ma
tionals are said to be anxious to get
cut OF the City Of Culture. while st. Louis
and Philadelphia had bad seasons last
year. II Ban should pursue this policy
about three or four National magnates
would HE themselves TO the tall tfmbers
before half of the season had been
played, and il is possible the National
would be driven out of existence
Baseball men seem tc think il is up 10
f'ulliam 10 be little more discreet in
his assertions.
The Washington times., 1904-03-11
NEWS AND GOSSIP OF THE DA YIN THE WORLD OF SPORTS
Reduction in Salary
In Senatorial Camp
All the Sfpends Will Suffer-Nothing Doing
Yet About Seventh Street Lot--JOhn-
son Still BuZZinq Around.

The baseball situation in Washington
remains practically the same, as Ban
Johnson this morning took no substan-
tial action in regard to the affairs of the
club.
Yesterday afternoon Ban took trip
to the old Seventh Street grounds and
took q survey Of them. He expressed
himself as anxious 10 get them, as they
would greatly benefit the club in a finan-
cial way, but up to noon today had not
negotiated for them with Howe TOtten.
attorney for the estate.
Salaries to Be Cut.
One thing is certain, though. says Ban,
That is, there viii be a wholesale slicing
Of salaries in the Senatorial camp. Al
most every man on the team is down
for n cut. The salary list of the Wash
ington club last season was So, 000 more
than any club in the American or Ma
tional League, II is said. with the ex-
ception of the New York Americans.
For instance. Jack Townsend received
$500 which amount he received for
each game he won, as he pitched his
team to victory in only one OF the twelve
games in which he was on the slab.
LOTUS Sends Sad News.
Tom LOTUS is acting as Johnson s
agent In the matter. and has mailed all
the men letters requesting them to i'm
mediately state the lowest terms al
which they would play this season.
Only few of the players are in town
at present. so II is not known 10 what
extent they viii suffer. Lew Drill. how
ever, is here from Seattle. and smilingly
announces he has been cut $500. Lee.
who makes his home here. is said TO
have been sliced $500. The boys take II
! all good naturally. however. as they
expected IL.
Last season ball players received just
about twice what they were worth.
I They worked both ends and the middle
on account CT the baseball war, but now
the magnates hold the upper hand and
The Washington times., 1904-03-11
HANLON FORTUNATE
IN JENNINGS RETURN
Hughey Was Thought to Be Out for Good But Is 0. K
Once More After Pennant for Baltimore

League. He recently returned from San
Francisco, where his persuasive arts
had much TO do with bringing the out
law Pacific Coast League into the ma
tionaI agreement. While there he pick
ed out some promising talent which
Will be seen in the Monumental City
this season.
The shrewd Haulon has tWenty-three
men at present on the Brooklyn roster,
and from them he expects TO pick out a
nine that Will beat Cincinnati and Chi
cagO and place Brooklyn much higher
than the fifth position. which IL held at
the close of last season. His ability 10
develop young players VIII be put to the
test this season. as he his a number OF
them on his stan, and while they are en-
the Southern trip Will be given ample
opportunity 10 show what is IN them.
The Washington times., 1904-03-11

Ned Hanlon, the foxiest manager Of
them ALL who IS handling both the
Brooklyn team and the Baltimore East
ern League team, is a happy man these
Gays. A few days ago the great and
only Hughey Jennings. whom Hanlon
placed in charge of the Baltimore outht,
dived into an empty swimming FOOL and
received injuries which at first were
thought severe enough ~ forever pre-
vent him from playing again- 1t has
now been found that the injuries were
oVerestimated. and that Jennings VIII
be able to play second base this year
HanIon is deeply interested IN the
Baltimore team. and Is laying plans 10
have It win the pennant in the Eastern
The Washington times., 1904-03-11
WILSON TO COACH
PENIS PITCHERS
Coogan Needs Professional to Develop
His Twirlers-Waiting for
Good Weather.

Howard Wilson. the olc Washington
pitcher will probably coach the Univer-
atty of Pennsylvania pitchers in the fine
art OF putting them over. Coach CoOgan,
OF the baseball team, has asked that he
be allowed 10 obtain the services Of Il
professional twirler. and Wilson was at
once suggested for the job
He is an old teammate of Daniel
Coogan, who Is the head coach.
Wilson viii begin TO work with the
pitchers as soon as the weather per-
mits the candidates TO practice out
Coors- So far the twirlers have not been
allowed to Ueo their arms, because of
the cold weather..
Third Base.nsii sites and Catcher Ben
nett. of last years team. reported for
the first time yesterday afternoon.