The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-09-18

1 irrevocably fixed In irrevocably fixin In- dyanny. No, IInnissy, I will not deny 1 these foul slandhers. l will not discuss thim. I will not aven belief thim-yet.
 Its far diff'rent with tn two vice l prisidintial candydates. They ar-re tn boys fir wurruk Thim two hot-headed an impechoos la-ads have bur-rst fir m all resthraint an tn bit do they dare. They have nawthin to lose but votes an their voices Tn Hon'rable Chick Fair banks has stumped New England an tn 1 frost is on tn punlxin an tn corn is in tn shock. Anywhere he goes he is ray l ceived with a shiver iv delight. His ora l tion again tn decision iv tn Sage iv Esoopus in tn cilybrated Baled Hay case turned Vermont firm what was a republican stronghold into what is now republican stronghold. A new fea- I ture has been inthrajooced into tn cam l iv cheerin' an clappin' their hands, tn | audjeences applaud with chatterin teeth. i Tn effect is said to be irresistible. Afther tn meetin's tn people r-rush out into tn night air where they take off coats, ! hats, an furs in their enthusyasm. An young Gassaway. There's tn boy. Rash, maybe, imprudent perhaps, but thlm are qualities iv youth. Ye might jus as well expect to hitch up yearlin
 
 to be quiet. Let him have his fling, says l. He'll settle down In time. Is he r-run- min well? 1 shud think he Is. Or, praps I'd betther say he's bein' wheeled we'll ] His speeches have put great life into tn campaign I don't see how Rosenfelt can resist his attack on tn Alyen an Sedition law an tn Missoury Compro- mise Did ye hear what tn la-ad said whin tn news was rayceived firm Yer mont? Vermont says he. That mus have been admitted to tn Union since my time, he says. Oh. tn broth iv a boy, Is Gassaway Davis. May he live to raymimber with pleasure tn frolics iv l his youth"
 ''Wo wan" said MT. Hennessy. Its | tn dullest campaign I iver see.'
 | Cheer up," said MT. Dooley. twill be l lively yet. Up to this time tn issue has been measures not men. Tn raypubli- cans ar-re ashamed iv all their measures an tn dmmycrats have no measures that fit. Wait till we get down to men. Not Rosenfelt an Parker, but tn mach ral differences between American citizens Who knows what makes a republican or dimmycrat? What makes a man | on one side iv a river a German an on tn other side 8 Fr-rinchman? Raypub- | licans ar-re republicans because they ar-re republicans an dimmycrats ar-re dimmycrats because republicans ar-re what they ar-re. At prisint I go to sleep | whin ye an McNenna begin a pollytical controversy. Ye find nanny pints in l Rosenfelts charakter to admire an Me | Kenna thinks Parker is a safe, consar- | vitive man that'll get nanny raypubli- | can votes. Not his, but nanny. But in a month firm now, McKenna will remark that tn stoop at Esoopus Is not all 1t is ! painted an I'll hear a roar iv Whats | thatr from ye'er corner an I'll have | to play tn angel iv peace with a bung | starter. In about a month yell r-read l firm Esoopus that Judge Parker de- nounces as a craven lie worthy iv its Long Island soorce tn story that he is | tn adopted son iv lawn D. Rockyfellar an firm Esoopus will come wurrud that | tn prisdint has invited tn dastard Cor | sage) who invinted tn calumy that he was not on San Joon Hill to come to | Oysther Bay an his wurruds with him fir lunch. No, sir, I wudden't advise an- ny man to retire firm tn brick business on account iv tn gin-ral appearance iv apathy. He'll find a market fir his ann mynition befure Novimber."
 What's Bryan doin'?" asked MT. Hen messy.
 "Wilum Jennings Bryan" said Mir. Dooley, "got so hoarse cheerin fr Parker that he has been obliged to cancel all en- agreements to speak. Ye didn hear him cheerin'? He was cheerin' in his sleeve"