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The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1904-11-23

Married. at the NJ. +. parsonage on
Thursday evening, November 18th at 6
o'clock. Mis-, Blanche Smock and Mr.
Walter Thompson. both of Spencer. la.
Rev. Alfred H. Henry ofliciated The
newly welded couple will make their
home at 6lO South Second street for
the present.
Mr.. Schlottfet of Ellensburg is here
looking after his property in regard to
the remodeling of the old Switzer opera
house. the roof of which is being remov-
ed for that purpose. a tiftyfoot brick
addition will be built onto the south side
and the building prepared for the brew
cry plant which Mr.. Scnlottfelt will in
stall as soon as the building is in readi-
Hess.
The city hall has been completely
changed, inside and out. in its appear
ance. the badly needed improvements
having altered its appearance to such
All extent IudI VISITORS are at UG>U Il
little bewidered upon entering the
building. The accumulated dirt and
CRIME of many long years have been re-
moved and the walls given a covering
of paint or paper. while the outside of
the building was painted with trim
mings of other color,
North Yakima Is TO have a new steam
laundry as soon as the building for the
same can be put up Mr.. c. Thompson,
an experienced laundry man, recently
arrived from Tacoma. and has purchas-
ed a lot on South Second street. near
the postofice. upon which he will erect
a two-story frame building at once.
1t is his intention to have the necessary
machinery here by the time the build
ing Is completed, and to conduct a first
class modern laundry.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1904-11-23
DR.. Darrin will Soon Return to
North Yakima.
Will Arrive Next Friday Night
---Offices at Hotel Yakima
WILL ARRIVE NEXT FRIDAY NIGHT
OFFICES AT HOTEL YAKIMA.

The well known specialist. DR. OAR
rim. who has achieved a widely known
reputation throughout this section of
the country, has been prevailed upon by
MS many friends and patients to again
return to afford a chance for the affict
ed to consult him that We're unable to
see him on his former visits
The doctor has kindly consented to
return to North Yakima and will arrive
on Friday, Nov. Goth to remain for n
limited time, and will occupy his old
headquarters at the Hotel Yakima where
he can be consulted free from 10 a. m.
to > p. m. daily.
DIR. Darrin needs no introduction. as
he is well known, and comes to us la
den with testimonials from throughout
the whole northwest, and the authentic
reports of some of his cures seem moth
ing short of miracles. So many thous-
ands are already acquainted with mis-
mode of treatment, it seems necessary
only to say that he uses little or no
medicine in the majority of cases, and
perfects his cures by his ability, skill
and knowledge backed up by years of
experience.
There are few ills to which the hui
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1904-11-23
This is Good News.

The dead body of Taylor Pyles, ne
gro. was found in the reservoir at North
Yakima Monday last. He had been in
the water for couple of days and was
found by accident by men who We're
passing The people of the city are con-
siderably worked up over the find and
the city water has been shut off. 1t is
supposed the negro was hunting in tne
vicinity when he fell in. Immediate ac
ton will be taken by the North Yaki-
ma city council to improve and protect
the city water supply. as this late dis
covery has about exhausted the pa
thence of the inhabitants.-Bic
News.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1904-11-23
DISGUISED AS A MAN.
Woman Tramp, Wearing Mans Cloth
ing, Arrested Last Monday.

One of the first things that Special
Policeman Tomasso saw to excite his
suspicious Monday morning. when he
came on for duty, was couple of
strangers hanging around the Front
street saloons and resorts. One was a
tall and rather neavy set man and the
other little slender fellow. wearing
light suit and closely cropped red hair.
They were shaking dice in a saloon,
laughing and talking loudly. and appar
emily having a good time, when the of
ficer saw them first He suspected that
the little fellow" was a member of the
gentler sex. and kept close eye on the
couple. the subsequent actions of the
couple confirmed his suspicious. and he
therefore, arrested them and took them
to the Jail in the city hall building.
Here the smaller of the two broke
down, and admitted that she was wo-
man. She said her name was Jessie
| Hamilton, her age 80, and that she for
merly lived in Seattle. She first stated
that she had trouble with her husband
some three years ago and that she don
ned male attire and and left in company
with her present companion. who gave
his name as Mitchell. and who claims
to be the woman's cousin. She says
she has worn clothing similar to that
I which she was clothed when arrest
ed for three years, and Mr.. Tomasso is
the first person who ever suspected she
was other than what she appeared to
be. In the pocket of her pants was
found a purse containing 5000. and the
man also had a few dollars They do
not claim to be anything but tramps
and seem to have a fondness for their
life
In later interview the man stated
that the real reason OF the woman's
adopting mems clothing was that she
had consumption and desired to travel
n the hope of securing relief. As she
had little money. he had suggested the
plan to her on account of the costume
being better adapted to travel and ex-
posture than dress. Being her
friend" he had simply accompanied her
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1904-11-23
CONDENSED LOCALS.

Mrs. T. /. Martin i visiting relative,
on the Sound for a few days. Mr.. Mar.
tin accompanied her to Tacoma. re-
turning Friday
Coffin Bros last week shipped train
of IL car, of sheep to the Chicago mar.
ket. James Wright also sent con,ign-
ment of ten ears to the same market ON
Saturday.
Tho rborr.op Music Go last week
nurcbosnd fine stock and bu,inc,. of the
Yakima Music Co.,. and removed the
stock to the store of the former company
on Second street.
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The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1904-11-23

man flesh is heir. which cannot be re-
lieved and generally permanently cured
that nave resisted the efforts of ordinary
physicians. have yielded to his power.
These cases embrace almost every kind
of disease, and as said before, no man,
woman or child. need despair of relief
and cure while DR.. Darrin offers his val
liable services.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1904-11-23
Beautifvinq the Civ Cemetery.

The city fathers nave purchased of
Paul Kruger a large number of choice
maple trees which are now being set out
along the avenue leading to the GENE
terry. In few years this will make one
of the prettiest spots in the valley. as
much interest is being taken by the
owners of lots in identifying their prem
Uses.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1904-11-23

Notice is hereby given that d. l. Stone and
f. f. Stone. partners heretofore doing a lumber
business under the firm name and style of ID. L.
Stone & Son, in North Yakima, Yakima county,
Washington. has been dissolved by mutual con
sent. Mr. Grant Stone having pure hased the
entire interest of said ID. l.. Stone in said firm.
Dated this l4th day of November. 1904
d, l.. STONE,
46 st E f. STONE
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1904-11-23

If you want homestead under the
Sunnyside Canal Extension for 5000 call
on or write me at once. Att
c. H. HINMAN, North Yakima.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1904-11-23

For Sale-SiXteen acres in Wide Hol-
low, all in alfalfa. Splendid water right,
small house. Will sell very cheap. Call
at this Office for further information.
46tf*
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1904-11-23

Coffin Bros. nave opened new store
Mabton, in the old Beckner place of
business. The new firm is known as the
Mabton Supply Co.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1904-11-23

Lost-Two dray stakes. Finder please
leave at Inland Commercial Co., West
Yakima avenue. 46tl
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1904-11-23

FOR SALE-'Ten acres one mile
southwest of the city, 1925 per acre.
Z. B. Shelton. 44-2*
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1904-11-23

Furnished rooms four blocks from
Yakima hotel, $l,50 and $l.75 per week.
sol South Fourth. 45tf
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1904-11-23

Buy all your supplies at Coffin Bros
department store, and get the $500
house and lot they are giving away. Al
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1904-11-23

Dressmaking done at home. Prices
reasonable. Children's dresses a spec
ialty. ia South Seventh st. 46tf.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1904-11-23

For Sale-Two hundred pigs, 50 and
upward. Enquire of q. c. Mitchell,
phone zoos. 46-tf
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1904-11-23

Kuppenheimer's fine clothing. COT
fin Bros. sole agents. 4ltf
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1904-11-23

Good fresh cows wanted at Willow
brook Dairy. 39-tf
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1904-11-23
STOVES.

Now is the time to buy-25 per cent
saved. 44tf COFFIN BROS.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1904-11-23

Leave your orders for rubber stamps,
stencils, notary seals, dates, etc, at The
Herald office.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1904-11-23

For Stakeholder tired bugg and sim
gle harness; very cheap. c. II. Human,
over First National bank. 43tf
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1904-11-23

Wanted-To buy second hand cloth
ing. Halpern, % N. First st. tt
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1904-11-23

46 st
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1904-05-17
CHEAP EXCURSION RATES
VIA
SOUTHERN RAILWAY.

The Southern Railway announces
the following very low Excursion
rates to the following points named
below:
NASHVILLE, TENN, and return.
account meeting Peabody Normal
Summer School, June 8th, to August
3rd, 1904, at the very low rate Of one
first class fare plus 25 cents for the
round trip.
KNOXVILLE, TENN, and return,
account Summer School, from June
%, to August 5th, 1904, at the very
low rate Of one first-class fare plus 20
cents.
DETROIT, MICH, and return, ac-
count Baptist Young Peoples Union
Of America, International Convention.
July 13 to Is, 1904, at the very low
rate Of one first-class fare plus so
cents.
ATLANTIC CITY, N. j., and re-
turn, account Imperial Council An
cient Arabic Order, Mobiles Of the Mys-
tic Shrine" July 13 to Is, 1904, at the
rate Of one first class fare plus $l.00
for the round trip.
MONTEAGLE, TENN, and return.
account "Woman's Congress" from
August 1st to 7th. 1904. at rate Of one
frst-class fare plus 25 cents for the
round trip.
MONTEAGLE, TENN, and return,
account "Monteagle Sunday School
Institute" from August is to 80, 1904,
at the very low rate Of one first-class
fare plus 25 cents for the round trip.
MONTEAGLE, TENN, and return,
account "Monteagle Bible School,"
from July to August 4th, 1904, at the
very low rate Of one first-class fare
plus 25 cents for the round trip.
ATHENS, GA, and return, account
Summer School, from July 5, to
August 6, 1904, at the very low rate Of
one first-class fare plus 25 cents for
the round trip.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1904-05-17
FIELD SEEDS.

If you will, SOW a small area of
land in German Millet, it will
bring you quick returns in the
shape of a hay crop that will in
sure a good crop. Buy your seed
here and get fresh seed.
We also have several varieties
of fresh Cane seed.
We have several grades Of Coffee
Have loose Coffee that Is Of as good
quality as usually found on this mar
ket. Also have the regular package
Coffee and Mocha and Java put up In
air-tight tin cans that is as good as
could be desired.
See US for Crockery, Glassware. We
sell nothing but good goods at compet-
tive prices. Call and see us.
w. M. KENNEDY, Agent.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1904-05-17
Aa,uurul1s department.
His Means Of Travel.

"The late Gen. William H. Payne
who died in Washington few days
ago, saw four years brilliant service in
the Confederate army and then re-
turned to his home in Warrenton, Va,
at the close Of the civil war to take up
the practice Of law" said Senator
Daniel, who was an intimate friend OF
Gen. Payne.
Gen. Payne made quite name for
himself as a skillful handler of these
touchy brethren-Virginia mountain
eers-and was quite famous for his
easy method Of gentling them along
and getting what he wanted out OF
them. On one occasion, however, he
struck a tartar in the shape Of an old
mountaineer and the result Of the tilt
between them maddened Gen. Payne
to the pojrt Of explosion and upset the
rest o. the court room so that it was
ha:f a. hour before the judge could
restore order.
AT that time Gen. Payne was prose-
cutting attorney and was trying muir
der case. The mountaineer in question
came down to testify, he having been
a witness to the shooting, which oc-
CURED near his home, about fifteen
milac from Warrenton.
"'You say you came down from your
home this morning. suggested General
Payne, when the witness took the
stand.
ayes, SIR
"'You rode down on horseback, 1
supnose?'
".No, SIR
"'You drove DOWN.
"cNo, SIR
"'You walked down, then?'
"'No, SIR
"'Then you came down on the train"
suggested Gen. Payne, who was grow
ing irritated at the litter that had fol-
lowed each laconic negative from the
mountaineer.
"'No, sir, didn't come on no kyars.'
"'Well, then. SIR exclaimed the irate
lawyer, If you neither rode horseback,
nor drove, nor walked, nor came on the
cars, would you kindly tell the judge
and jury how you did Gomez
"T rid one of Bill Furn's old mules
was the solemn reply, which was
drowned by the shouts Of laughter
from all present but Gen. Payne and
the witness."-Philadelphi Press.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1904-05-17

JUST AS EAsY.-A Baltimorean fond
Of arguing religious questions and of
"pinning down. those with whom he
comes in contact, asked an East Bal
timore minister in the course Of con-
versation several days ago if he believ-
ed "all of the Bible"
II do" instantly replied the good
man.
Every bit of it?" insisted the ques-
toner obviously.
Il most certainly do" was the pas
tors reply.
do you really believe the story about
Balaam and the ass?" asked the man
with slight smile.
Most assuredly do" responded the
clergyman unhesitatingly.
"And you firmly believe" insisted
the inquisitive friend, that the ass
Balaam rode under the tree spoke like
person"
Eyes, do" asserted the minister
with just the slightest suspicion of ir-
ritation in his voice.
WELL" asked the questioner in an
Tve-got-you- tone, "can you tell
me how it could be possible under any
circumstances you can imagine for an
ass to talk like person."
"Yes, that is easy" asserted the min
lister, laying his hand on the mans
shoulder. 1T is just as easy, my
friend, for an ass to talk like a man as
it is for man to talk like an ass"
The man had nothing more to say
Baltimore Sun.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1904-05-17

THE CooLHEADED LovER.-The old
gentleman, in his heart, did not object
to the young man as a son-in-law, but
he was one Of that kind Of old gentle
men who like to raise objections first
and then reach an agreement as though
comforting a favor, says Tit Bits.
When the young man called he was
ready for him.
49," he interrupted fiercely, almost
before the suitor could commence,
you want me to let you marry my
daughter, do your"
The young man very coolly respond
ed:
II didn't say So did II"
The old gentleman gasped: But
you were going to say SOP
WHO told you I was?" inquired the
applicant, seeing his advantage.
But you want me to let you marry
her. don't you?"
mo"
mo" exclaimed the old gentleman,
almost falling off the chair.
That's what I said"
"Then, what the mischief do you
want?"
II want you to give your consent"
replied the youth pleasantly. I'm go
ing to marry her anyhow, but we
thought your consent wouldn't be a
bad thing to have as a start, though
1t won't make the slightest difference
about the marriage"
It took the old gentleman minute
to realize the situation. When he did
he put out his hand.
Shake hands,. my boy" said he,
I've been looking for a son-in-law
with some pluck about him, and I'm
sure you'll do first class!"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1904-05-17
A SUNDAY RIDE.
Result, Woe to the Outfit and Quaint
Verdict From a Jury.

Result, Woe to the Outfit and Quaint
Verdict From Jury.
Shortly after I began the practice
of law" said Colonel Ingersoll, II had
occasion to make a western trip and
incidentally to look up some records
in the country offices Of certain town.
when my research was finished I
had some hours Of leisure on my hands
and naturally drifted into the court
room, where a case was being tried.
1T was a damage suit for wrecked
buggy and foundered horse. 1t ap-
peared that the defendant, a young
man of about twenty-one, had taken
his best girl out riding on a Sunday
afternoon. They came home, the girl
on horseback, the fellow leading dis
heveled beast considerably the worse
for wear.
1.-THE girl was in court, but in bad
temper, and the most reluctant witness
I ever saw. 1t took some time to get
the facts from the young man. It
seemed that, being very warm day,
the horse wanted a drink, and as there
was a track through stream where
the animal was accustomed to go he
took the bit in his teeth, waded in knee
deep and stopped.
1.-The checkrein had not been let
down, and the horse couldn't get his
head free to drink. Not being familiar
with such gear. the pair did not know
what to do. Finally he youth leaned
over the dashboard and unbuckled the
crupper.
THAT didn't work, so he got out
and, securing a rail that lay by the
roadside, placed one end under the
rear axle and tried to life the hind end
Of the buggy so that the horse could
get his nose to the water.
1.-The buggy lurched, the horse was
frightened, began to paw and back,
broke and overturned the vehicle and
spilled the girl into the stream. The
fellow dropped the rail, leaped into the
water and caught the bundle Of muslin
and saved her, but, oh, so wet and be-
draggled!
"The young man and the girl blam-
ed the horse, and the jury after mature
deliberation brought in verdict
against the plaintiff on the ground that
a man who would let a turnout to an
idiot must expect to take the conse-
quences."
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1904-05-17

window listening in a perplexed man
ner to a clerk who was telling her that
one cent postage was due on letter
she was to get.
But why?" she asked.
The clerk seemed to be busy, and
replied: THAT much is due and the
letter can't be had till you pay IT."
Capt. Hobson stepped up, "You must
tell that little girl just the reason that
1t Is due. 1t is her privilege" he said.
The clerk stared at the soldierly
figure for a moment, and then he
reached for the rules and regulations.
In a short time the child was fully in
formed Of the cause for the extra pos
tage.-Charlotte Observer, 9th.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1904-05-17
Church Notes.

The finest city and village Churches
are painted with the Longman & Mar
tinez Paints, and we want every Church
to accept our donation whenever they
paint.
8 & 6 make IA, therefore when you
want fourteen gallons Of paint, buy
only eight Of L. & M. and mix six GAL
Ions of pure Linseed Oil with it, max
ing actual cost Of paint about $1.2O
per gallon.
Don't pay $3.50 a gallon for Linseed
Oil (worth 60 cents) which you do
when you buy other paints in can
with a paint label on It.
Many houses are we'll painted with
four gallons of L. & M. and three gal
Ions of Linseed Oil mixed Herewith.
Wears and covers like gold.
These Celebrated Paints are sold by
w. B. STROUP & BRO, Glover, S. c.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1904-05-17

A COMMON EXPERIENcE.-Thea awe
with which the small boy looks upon
a retired mariner is probably due to
the marvellous experiences the mariner
remembers to have had. An example
of this extreme marvelousness came up
recently in the course of conversation
between a lad of six and an ex-sea
captain.
Captain Skaggs. did you ever get
your legs bit off by shark?' asked the
boy.
Did 1, sonny?" he replied. Did L?
Well, rather! Dozens Of times!"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1904-05-17
PHOTOGRAPHY Y
IS AN AIT

A ND II takes an artist to be pho
atographer. One who is not an art
lst doesn't stand much Of q chance Of
making a success at photography.
have given years Of study to this es-
pecial line and I can say with pride
that my work will compare favorably
with that of any photographer In this
section.
The best and most perfect photo
graphs are the result Of experience
and not experiments. do all Of my
developing, retouching and finishing,
thereby obtaining the best possible re-
Suits
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1904-05-17

IN AN INDIANA COURT met n COL
ored man in the hall a while ago."
said Judge McMaster of the supreme
court. He was looking for the court
room in which he was to be Il witness.
what sort Of a case is it?' I ask
ed him.
Its one OBJ dem petty lossity cases.
he answered.
Not long ago." the judge continued.
"a colored woman came in here to see
what could be done about her husband
who is in prison.
"'What was your husband sentenced
for?" I asked her.
"'Ah ain shuah. but All thinks it's
emblazonment.' Indianapolis News.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1904-05-17

HIS ONLY PLUNGE.-"Speaking about
lotteries" said the man with the double
chin, according to the Cleveland Plain
Dealer, "but I never bought but one
ticket in my life and often think of
that with sadness. I bought it from
a hunchback in the full moon and just
after I had seen a black cat, and
everybody said was sure Of at least
s50.O00. One evening. I was prevailed
upon to attend a revival meeting, and
I was so influenced by it that I offered
my ticket to half a dozen fellows for
what it cost. No one had the money
to buy, however, and as my conscience
wouldn't permit me to keep It"
you tore it up?" was asked.
Eyes, tore it up and buried the
pieces and alas! when too late
learned -'
THAT it had drawn a prize! Il don't
want to call any man fool, but that
was a very silly thing. Did 1t hit $780,
O0O?"
mo"
$4,000"
mo"
$4,000 ?"
mo"
"Then how much?"
"Well, it came within 500 numbers
of hitting an approximate prize of
$3.50, and I was IS out Of pocket.
Just think how much flour and black
berry jam that SIS would have bought
for the widows of America"
UNI" replied the other, as he open
ed his newspaper and tried to become
interested in the news from Hokodate.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1904-05-17

GOOD FOR HoBsoN.-Capt. Richmond
Pearson Hobson while in town on
Monday walked into the postoffice
building in company with Mr.. Thomas
w. Alexander There he saw a little
girl standing at the general delivery