The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-02-13
~ ~ ~ 4 ! \ 4 I ! ! ! < ~
IN LIGHTER VEIN
: = : : : 4 }. ! 4 :. }. I 4 { 4 -

NENNH ~ = = NNN WYNN
4 peculiar chap. Is the jap.
just a ST0t on the map. maxhap,
But his fuss with @ths Russ
Proves TO us that the euss
Is useful yap in q scrap.
The excitement in Cheyenne over the
discovery that impure milk is being
sold is the first intimation many Of US
had that anything as weak as milk was
used there.
Il the pictures Of noted officers on
both sides are fair samples the thing is
not going 10 be beauty contest
II that fellow who broke out of the
Carbon county jail and skipped had
been a striker instead of a thief no eff
fest would be made to bring him back
That class of Russian naval cadets
just promoted by the ear 70 the rank
of midshipmen viii have to hurry or
there win be no boats for them TO mid
ship on.
Perhaps Howell OF Utah voted TO un-
seat Howell Of Pennsylvania because
the presence OF both of them LED 10
confusion on roEeaIIs.
We begin to see where Russia was
right in basing its chief hope of sue
cess in the land engagenlenfs-
one reason Why the opponents of
Smoot have not summoned any high
officials Of the Mormon church to testi-
fy against him is the conviction that
the high officials would not tell any.
thing against him if they knew it.
The sympathy of Spain undoubtedly
is with Russia.
If the other nations are a little slow
in answering our Mr. Hays note, do
you suppose il win be necessary for
US to jump in and lick them all?
If Russia would launch a feet of
racing yachts It would probably have
d more efficient navy.
Each spring, TT viii be remembered,
the water in the Ohio river and tribu-
taries gets higher than ever known
before" SO that in time, no doubt, 1t
viii attain an elevation equal TO that
Of Pixies peak.
II this thing keeps on every Russian
ship will soon be resting on the same
bottom. the bottom in this case being
the bottom Of the ocean.
If that Honest Election league in
Denver is successful there viii be
lot Of idle men in the town.
Among other ships that pass in the
night may be mentioned the japanese
navy.
If one did not know better. a perusal
Of the papers during the past few
months would lead to a belief that
the chief duty Of a bank cashier is to
blow the banks money.
The bouquet which the Japanese min
lister to St. Petersburg carried to the
train when he left did not come from
the car.
According to Machens testimony Mr..
Wynne also had an ambition, the same
being to get his salary boosted 10
$4,000 a gear.
The latest Iowa idea, judging by the
choice for temporary chairman Of the
Democratic state convention, is that
there are others besides Hearst.
,Tapan did a little business before
Il
line of procedure In earlier days in
the west. when a horse thief was
hanged as soon as caught, and tried
afterwaTd.
a startling discovery has been made
in Cripple Greek. They have learned
that an attorney for the strikers can
not be tried twice FOR the same Of
tense.
Not even Philadelphia could have ac-
eepted misfortune more quietly than
has Baltimore.
Councilman HOLIDAY is advised that
enc reputable citizen who does not APP
prove of the Red Onion saloon is Chief
OF Police Lynch.
One good way for a Chinaman 10 get
back home without cost to himself il
u lose his papers and claim that be
never had any. The United States hes
to pay the freight,
Legal Notice.
SEALED BIDS for a quantity Of
Junk viii be received by the UNDER
signed. at his Office in st. Peters burg.
until noon of March I, 1904. The junk
consists largely Of tempered steel
plates. rivets, bolts, beams, fragments
OF ordnance, etc, now lying at differ
ent points along the coast Of Manchu-
ria and Korea. There is already a con-
siderable quantity Of junk in that vi
entity, and there is reason to believe
there viii soon be more, enough to sup
ply almost any demand. The junk
must be collected by the successful
bidders ut their own risk. The under
signed reserves the right 10 reject any
or an bids. but 30 reasOnabi offers
viii be refused. as the undersigned
does not feel strong enough TO under
take the collection OF the junk himself.
Address NICK, St. Petersburg.