Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1904-02-20

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the greatest fool in the world. Synnex
THAT makes it unanimous.-Boston
Transcript.
Stranger-Do you think you can get
me on the pension list? Lawyer Cheer
fully)-Oh, 1 guess so. But we may
have to get you naturalized first
Bazaar.
Its distinction: City man-How shall
1 know which house it is? Suburbanite
You'll be able to tell easily enough.
It's the only n In the neighborhood
that hasn't a For Sale sign on it
Puck.
Actor-Hurry, or well miss the
train. Actress can't find my dia-
monds or my purse. Actor-Oh, well,
never mind. Actress-Yes, but the
purse had ten dollars in it.-New York
Weekly.
The schedules: Newcastle-Was there
any a connected with your en-
gagement? observation-disclosures? I
proposed to her at S:45 and she ac-
cepted me precisely at 9:15.-Detroit
Free Press.
LUZ why LIN JOd hOl cClQ " thC
doctor mex door when you became
suddenly ill?' asked his friend. "You
forget" answered the sufferer, that
1 have been learning to play the cornet
recently."-Puck.
A good point: He-There is one
thing in particular 1 like about spin
sters. She-What is that? He-They
never bore a fellow by telling him how
they used to do this II that before he
was born.-Tit-Bits.
George, did you know that 1 was
going to marry your sister," "Well.
heard her say so, but she's had that
idea about SO many other fellows that
1 didn't feel sure about it till you told
me."-Brooklyn Life.
Say pa" queried little Billy Bloc
bumper, whats an echo?" IAN echo,
my son." replied the old man, with q
sigh long drawn out, sis the only thing
that can fim-fiam a woman out OF the
last word.-The Tyre.
A beautiful romance headed off
You don't mean to tell me you rescu
ed a young lady from drowning an6
! didn't even stop to learn her namel'
That's what 1 did. My wife wa:
there when 1 got the girl ashore
I Elk.
e Fuddy-Aren't you going to take any
notice Of the libelous charges tha
have been circulated about your
Duddy-Not on your life. If 1 die
they might come to the knowledge o
e somebody who had not heard them
Boston Transcript.
y An incidental revenge: did you
y son really elopeT' Yes, and it's sucl
a blow. But there's one thing abou
it that brings me a little consolation.
whats that?" H eloped with tina
odious Mrs. SINNERS hired girl
IL Cleveland Plain-Dealer.
Courtroom effects: The lawyer-O
course, my dear madam! The grea
thing in a case of this sort is to IL
troduce something into the evidenc
to that will appeal to the jury. The lad
oh! 1 shall change my costum
every day.-Brooklyn Life.
"That woman's boss of the ward a
right" said the first repeater. in tn
a days of female suffrage, "and she's
ne regular terror, amt she?" THAT
what" replied the other; 81 wanted S
for my vote, Inc she wouldn't gimn
m more'n $1.9S."-Philadelphia Press.
Is 1T was careless of me to say tn;
1 admired Bacon" remarked the your
re woman with glasses. did vol offer
some Shakespearean student?" ~
1t was a Chicago pork-packer. L
Id frigidly remarked hat he didn't ca
to talk shop."-Washington Star.
"a. Life preserver: Pat-Oi say, Moik
n plat do yez call that big round thiI
on Their back of that auto billy? Mil
-Shure, an that's an ixtry toire,
20. wan should burst, yez haythen. Pat
cd Begorra, an OF fought it war a loi
An preserver!-Philadelphia Telegraph.
IN. "Wait a second" she said, as s.
eft. stepped into the store. Certainly"
Ill replied, and when he had been uptow
av looked through his mail, spent ty
I'd hours on Change, n taken lunche
or at the club, he returned and found b
ed just emerging from the door.-Cincl
in natl Commercial Tribune.
red Time up to date: II have be
of thinking" said Father Time, "of aba
the doning the scythe as an emblem
ess Abandoning the scythe?' said t
lch goddess Aurora, who is always
ore hand early to greet the old gentlem;
Ion Eyes. Don't you think an alarm clio
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