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The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-10
Mali at Farmers, Doors.

Special to The Globe
WASHINGTON, D. c., March 9.-Rural
delivery will be established April Is, at
Ashby, Grant county, and an additional
rural route at Braham, Isanti county, on
the same date:
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-10

There are seventy-six reasons why
you should read "The Globes Paying
Wants." but the important one Is, 1t
will pay you
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-10

Deposits received subject tic check and
ances. Security Trust Co.. N. Y. Life bldg
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-10

Soak the feet or hands
on retiring IN a strong,
hot, creamy 1ather of
CUTICURA SOAP.
Dry, and a1oint freely
with CUTICURA
OINTMENT, the great
skin cure and purest Of
eno11ients. Bandage
lightly in old, soft cotton
or linen. For itching,
burning, and scaling ec-
zerna, rashes, inf1amma-
ton, and chatting, for red
ness, roughness, cracks,
and fissures, with brittle,
shape1ess nails, this treat
mentis simply wonderful,
frequently curing in one
night.
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I hen

certainly that coffee has all along been your
money
all for the
ncesofam of coffee
such OF poage
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-10
HIRAM |. STEVENS FINALLY YIELDS !
IN HIS LONG STRUGGLE WITH DEATH

Passes Away Yesterday After.
noon After Being in a Critical
Condition for Many Days
Was a Lawyer of Exceptional
Ability and for Many Years
One of the Leaders of the St.
Paul Bar-Body Will Be TAX
en- Tomorrow to the Old
Home in Vermont for Burial.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-10

found at the bia grocery corner at Broad
way and Seventh streets.
Solid Meat oysters, per quart $500. s5c
Fresh Eggs Dozen 1er ........... zoe
Quarts Cranberries .............. 2Sc
Gallon Apples, can -..:............,; 2oc
FreShCar1OadVVffl "RG osan ggan ID e2 naa
fancy, thin-s skinned, juicy and sweet. You
pay soc to 81 more per box for the same
qualities elsewhere. CT E0
Our prices, per box ..::.....:;c.W ~ ~
126, $50, 176, 200, ZIG, $50. 28S and 7r
500 9oe TO- tie ae OH &c. 'e o es' PC and Csc
Apple Clearing T0e R ReIlSo% Hf thO on
hand: We close them out Csc & 4Oc
Bushel box, SIPS and $50.
Raidwins. peck ........ zoe, 25c and zoe
Barrel $500, $3.50 and $500.
Very fancy Northern Spies peck soc
Rhode Island Greetings, peck 4Oc
Bushel, $3.50; barrel, 1878.
Russets, peck. 35c; barrel .:.;.....: $3.50
Lemons, dozen ...........'..io c ana JOG LOG
Florida Pineapples, each ........... 25c
Blood Oranges. dozen .........:... 25c
Pound package Figs &C. &c and &c
1O-lb box, 55c, 65c and 75c.
ChangulnOla BananaS1board 5sy viii fa be
nm sale bright and early today at Er
the g. 10Y {oc p and &c. &C. bunch ST. SIPS $i5o
Don't miss this opportunity Of oh
flavor ever shown in St Paul.
Bishops Preserves Size lGaee mt. SC
1O-cent size, lib cans Grape Sauce. Sc
Double French Cured Prunes. lb-
Zoe, 12Iac and 15c
Fancy Evaporated Pears. lb ........ 15c
Fancy Evaporated Apricots, lb 49,. 15c
4 lbs Dried Peaches ................ 25c
Use Air Light d fes B %a are a agen Man
Use ssNeW Process" s Rrs a m sGd
only in Schoch's Bakery. The best, purest,
cheapest and best bakery goods in town.
Ron Uur Baking Powder, OR
DGn llni can ~
K. K K Norway Herring. pail -. 81. 90
Brick Cheese (bv the whole), lbs Toe
BACoN-Very Special Sugar-cured
Bacon. ID ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. 10c
THE ANDREW scHocH GROCERY CO.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-10

These bargains for you today are only
found at the big grocery corner at Broad
,uav and Seventh streets.
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Complete Humor Cure, consisting Of CUTICURA
Resoyent 50c lin form Of Chocolate Coated Pills. Csc.
per vial Of co., Ointment &c., Soap 25c Depots London,
Charerhouse So Paris Rue ds Ia Paixi Boston iaI
ps- Send for show to Cure Every Humor."
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-10
No Possible
Argument Will Stand
against that
Coffee does
Ruin
Thousands Of People.

If as result peaceful sleep
feels SICK ana
hsWeet once
skin axes on
with the ola Time
of health
Then
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Anng right along little each MONTH
be the road
now
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-10

THE ANDREW scHocH GROCERY C,
Broadway and Seventh Streets.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-04-03
CHURCH SEEKS A
SPORTING PARSON
English Parish in Hunting
Country Desires Rector With
Social Accomplishments.

LONDON, April Grave and dig
nified ministers were startled yesterday
when they read the following adver-
WANTED-A SPORTING PARSON IN A
good hunting country in the midlands;
plenty Of good stabling; small village;
good but small, TeCtOry.
The last of the old sporting pastors
was pastor of a church in North
Devonshire, and who is chiefly remem-
bered by the fact that he once called
the queen, when hunting with the
Princess of Wales, My dear"
Athletes are alWayssin demand, espe-
cially cricketers, while a good cyclist
is often stipulated for. The latter &C
cOmphshment is, of course, of great use
in enabling a minister to ride over a
large parish.
Il always endeavOr to find men with
a certain amount of social accomplish
ments," said the rector of a London
parish today. Il consider this the most
important qualification after those OF
earnestness and capacity for work. We
have comparatively few poor people
here, but l. have always looked upon
the great middle class as field that
was most inadequately attended to.
"a curate must live the life of his
partshionerS in order to acquire inf1u-
ence, and music, tennis, and the like all
help a man in his work. At dancing.
though I hope l am not a bigot,
should draw the line. l once had
curate. ideal in all other respects, but
entirely without parlOr tricks and the
gift Of making himself socially agree
able. Spiritually his influence was nil.
for he was so out of sympathy with his
flock"
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-04-03
CARS THE CAUSE
OF APPENDICITIS
Trolley Brings the Disease Be-
cause People Fail to Get
Exercise.

NEW YORK, April 2.-The trolley
car is largely responsible for the
alarming increase of appencitis," said
DIR. Thomas w. Lauterborn. DR.. Lau-
terborn has made a study of this dis
ease and its characteristics for the
last decade, and believes that he has
solved the problem which has been
bothering physicians and surgeons all
over the world for several years. Con-
tinuing:
You think, perhaps, that when I
mention the trolley car is the cause
OF this disease am joking, but it is
terrible reality, as 1 can readily show
You. Do not think that electricity or
the wires or the trolley wheels have
anything to do with the disease. 1t is
not a germ disease, although cases of
1t have become so numerous recently
as to make it appear almost epidemic,
but that is impossible, because it is not
in any sense of the word contagious.
But the trolley car has made us lazy.
We now ride where we should walk,
and l think that appendicitis is almost
wholly due to that fact.
Some thousands of ages ago when
the human animal was probably an
SAAAik1IAbAdIl, living III SWdllpS ana
marshes along the seacoast, and get
ting its sustenance from succulent
roots and herbs, the digestive econ
omy was much more elaborate than at
present, the reason being that the food
+ which the human animal at that
TINE lived was such that it could not
De aSSlmllated as readily as now. 1t
had not gone through any of the varf-
Gus processes which We now give to it.
Former Function of Appendix.
I'VE don't know that the human an
imal ever had more than one stomach.
but we are quite sure that the yermi-
form appendix, which is now a rudi-
mentary organ, was ages ago a large
pouch in which much of the food was
secreted before being passed into the
large intestinal canal.
Ii is just at that point in the body
where it can make the most trouble,
because if the entrance to the vermi-
form appendix is not kept tightly closed
small particles Of waste can be forced
into it, and there is no means Of their
being again forced out. That causes
appendicitis, but when man is active
on his feet, when he is doing consid-
cradle walking, there is no danger Of
his having appendicitis, for the reason
that the abdominal and intestinal mus
cIes are kept continually active, and
SO are in good working order all the
While. The jOlting given to a mans in
terror economy when he walks causes
the muscles of the abdomen and the
intestines to continually contract to Off
set the jar Of his step, and thus they
are always in perfect condition. When
the contractiIe function Of intestinal
organs is operative the entrance to the
appendix is always closed, hence the
individual has no fear of appendicitis
On the other hand, when a man be-
gins to take to the trolley car, the
steam car and to the carriage in max
ing his daily trips, he loses all that
jolting which is necessary as a tonic to
the muscular walls of his abdomen and
1ntestines. So when we see a man be-
gin to get f1abby and potbeIlied, we
Immediately say that there. is a good
subject for appendicitis"
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-04-03
HARNESS THE OCEAN
Great Wave Motor invented by
Maine Man.

LEWISTON, Me-, April 2.-Whether
or no Mr.. Edward Ryan, of this city,
has found a way to make old ocean do
his bidding remains for time to dem
Onstrate, but the mechanical experts
are agreed that the young man has
staked out claims in the land Of sci
ence far in advance of anything now
on record.
Mr.. Ryan thinks he has harnessed
the ocean, and that any time he wishes
to start he has only to pick up the
reins and be off He thinks that in
his wave motor the problem is solved
the problem that inventors have
been at work upon for years.
The inventor is working on different
lines from any Of the rest, and he
claims that his becomes practical at
just the point where the others cease
to work. All that have gone before
require a regular motion of the waves.
But the ocean is anything but regular
in it's motions, and any motor that
can go only when the waves come in
regular cadence IS going to be out of
commission much of the time. Ryan's
motor adapts itself to the waves and
let's them come as they will. If it be
the slow and regular swell the motor
picks UP what there is, and when the
waves toss angriIy the motor still fol-
lows them, piling up unlimited power
IN the storage cells Of the power house
on shore.
When folks wish to talk Of power
they usually revert to the Falls of
Niagara, but Niagara is an infant to
the power that Surges against the
coast of Maine, day in and day out
Inc. Inc men who have made study of
theSe things adduce startling figures of
the power that's in an ocean wave
Given wave forty feet in height. from
trough to crest, it will have a width,
from wave to wave, of 200 feet And
that wave still weighs $4,000 pounds
for each and every foot of it's length.
mat means $50 tons per foot, and
When you continue the feet till you
nave mile in length you have a total
weight of $4,000 tons for that wave.
Something staggering, isn't it? But
big as this sounds it Is only part of
the story, for in addition to the weight
Of the wave we must reckon in its
velocity. Let the wave travel at a
velocity Of thirty-five miles per hour,
and that wave a mile in length will
develop in one second energy equal to
the power generated by burning 1850
pounds of coal Take another view Of
1t, and the figures show that an hour
of the waves energy, if transmitted
into heat, will be sufficient to raise
604,0 gallons of water from the freez-
ing point to the boiling point
These figures show that there's
something well worth working for in
the ocean, and that when some one
builds the successful motor there will
be no fear that the coal beds may
give out. Once harnessed the waves
will furnish power to run every fac
tory in the country and keep every
street car and lighting plant going at
full speed.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-04-03
ROMANCE OF TWO
KIDNAPPED BOYS
How r. L. Sherwood and Com.
rade Went to Jersey to
Stay the Red Man.

NEW YORK, April 2.-This is the
story of the kidnapping of two boys who
We're not kidnapped.
The kidnapped" boys were Robert
Lincoln Sherwood, of No. Is East
Twentieth street, and Archie Welding,
| of No. PIT Thirteenth street, Brooklyn.
They disappeared from their homes on
March 6, 1908. At that time the Sher-
wood boy was eleven years old and
filled with notions of adventure in un-
| explored wilds The Brooklyn boy was
three years his senior, a born slayer of
the red man.
These are the facts as cleaned from
sources not under the spell of the two
small Adventures. When they disap-
peared last March there was no end of
search for them. SherwOods father
is Isaac L. Sherwood, an architect at
No. Is East Twentieth street. For sew
eral weeks after the disappearance Of
his boy he hunted high and low for
him, but finally gave up the search in
the belief that he would never be
found
Young Welding did not stay kid
mapped" as long as his comrade He
got tired of it last July and sent home
for enough money to bring him back
to the base of supplies in Brooklyn.
Gradually the fact leaked out in his
unguarded moments that he and r.
Lincoln Sherwood had been learning
the gentle rudiments Of farming up
near Goshen, N. Y.
They had just enough money be-
tween them to pay their railroad fare
out to Railway. which they supposed
to be near the frontier where they
would find Sioux and Apaches in their
most savage state. There they were
met instead by a black brother, one
Elmer Pierce, a hanger-On about the
race tracks in the summer, who in
duced them to accompany him to his
farm.
Welding tired of his lob first and
came home. Sherwood sateared a years
valuable experience before he decided
that farm life was not all that it was
cracked up to be and sent home for a
relief fund. He was glad to get home
two days ago. The slipper welcomed
him. These are the facts. Now for
the fiction. Says the bold Indian STAY
er:
Yes, I'm Bobby Sherwood. I met
Archie more than a year ago. We used
to go around together a lot, and have
heaps of fun. One day he said we
would go over to Jersey and learn to
be jockeys. He said they was Indians
over there some place, and We would
go 'heeled' for 'em. We Travelled hun
dreds and hundreds of miles, and at
last We came to a great big city like
New York. We met a niger there
who said we could be jockeys right
away if we went along with him and
we did.
I'VE went and lived in a little cabin
up near Goshen, and at first we had
lots of fun. 1t was just like camping
out, like the Indians do Then the mig
ger told us one day that we were pris-
oners Of war and that if we tried to
escape from him he would get us locked
up for life. That scared US, so we
were afraid to run away. But one day
Archie did, and l never saw him again.
I had a turrible time escaping, but at
last my chance came, and then I tell
you was glad to get home-at first"
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-04-03
Big Catch of Fish.

One of the most phenomenal catches
of fish on record has just been made
at Oceanside, Los Angeles, Cal. T. J..
McGarvin and three assistants ran
their seine through the serf and then
were unable to pull it in, owing to the
enormous amount Of fish they had
taken. A team Of horses was sent for
and attached, and still the catch could
not be landed. A second team was
procured and the united effort Of men
and teams drew the wonderful catch
to the shore Most of the fish were
of the kinds known as yelIowfin croak-
ers and blacIfin croakers. It was
found when the fish were made
ready for market that there were fif-
teen tons Of them. Nine tons were
shipped to Los Angeles and the re-
mainder were dried at the h-drying
works at Oceanside.-Los Angeles
(Cal) Correspondent Chicago Inter
Ocean.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-04-03
ACCOUNTANT WAKES
FROM LONG SLEEP
Vernon e. Bennett, Emerges
From Stupor Which Lasted
for Thirty.Six Hours.

LOS ANGELES, Cal, April q
Vernon E. Bennett, former accountant
for the Montgomery & Mullin Lumber
company, has emerged from the
strange stupor which for thirty-s six
hours had held his faculties in a thral-
dom of impotence. AS one awaking
from a nights gentle slumber, he stirr-
ed uneasily in his bed at his fathers
house in Ocean Park, rubbed his eyes,
and sat bolt upright.
Please give me a drink Of water"
he said. He got the drink as quickly
as a fathers trembling feet could bear
it to him and a mothers joy shaken
hands could support her sons head.
Both were in the excess of happiness.
Through the long watches that stretch
ed dreary length from sunset to dawn
the elder Bennett had sat by the bed
side of his son, awaiting some sign Of
returning consciousness. All through
the hours of darkness the mother had
lain upon a couch drawn close to the
side of her son that she might be near
should need rise for her ministrations.
Wearied with her long vigil and heavy
eyed though they were, both were re-
freshed as by magic draft by their
sons sudden return from the realms
Of unknown darkness.
Feels Better Now.
But aIittle did his long sleep affect
Bennett. After he had drank greedily
of the water he took a turn or two
around the room, sat down, yawned,
stretched himself, and declared he
hadn't felt so we'll in months. Later
in the day Bennett took a short walk
through Ocean park. His stupor of a
day and a half, however, had left
him physically in a somewhat weak
ened state and he was obliged to re-
turn to his fathers home. But other
wise Bennett appears unaffected. In
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-04-03
greatly benefited him nervously and

greatly benefited him nervously and
mentally.
One thing he has learned from his
strange experience-the danger of
overwork. Bennett will not return to
his position with the lumber company.
Instead he will seek some employment
in the open air. He is satisfied that an
other period of application to the 'du-
ties Of an accountant would result in
recurrence Of q similar attack of
coma, from which he might not be so
fortunate as to emerge unaffected.
Conscious, but Impotent.
scious during all the time he lay in
the stupOr. He recognized those around
him. He heard the remarks of visitors
and the pleas of friends to awake. He
felt the finger of the physician on his
pulse and the jab of the hypodermic
needle when an injection of morphine
was given him. He struggled with all
his might to utter a syllable, to wink
an eyelid, to move an arm or leg, but
in vain. His teeth were clinched, his
tongue was as a leaden weight in his
mouth, his vocal chords seemed like
dead tissue. Mind, nerves, muscles
needed not in the least the dictates Of
his will.
A dozen times he tried in vain to
ask Tor water. 1nOuSntS IOfIlS1 IN his
brain but found no expression on his
lips. He tried to move a leg that he
might be more comfortable. 1t lay like
a thing of stone. He sought to raise
an eyelid in sign of reinsurance to his
parents. 1t was as If the hand Of a
giant held him down.
Lips Refuse to Move.
Once when his father forced a wet
rag between his teeth and wetted his
swelling tongue, he tried to mumur his
thanks Only an indistinct gurgle is
sued from his throat. Aside from his
helplessness, Bennett says he felt no
discomfort. Peace and restfulness,
which long had been strangers to him,
possessed him. At last he struggled no
more and fought no longer against the
paralysis Of his will.
In the early morning hours Benefits
limbs began to give evidences of life.
He was seized with an almost imper-
ceptible twitching throughout his body.
He was moved to an adjoining bed.
Bennett then was able to assist himself
to some extent. From that time he
began rapidly to emerge from his stu
por. until at o'clock he was able to
sit UP and ask for water.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-04-03
MAKES MEN
VIGOROUS
Valuable Prescription by Which Any Man cna
Make His Own Remedy TO Cure Himself at
Homo Sent FREQ to all. Write for IT,
WILL MAKE A MAN OF YOU.

For the return of that youthful feeling
of manhood a prominent Detroit physician
and savant is in possession of a recent
which he has himself used in his own
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-04-03
Son OF the Dead Millionaire Who Inherts the Bulk of the
Estate

from Canon Horsleys recollection of
his parochial experiences:
Girl married when she was sixteen Be
came mother, and was separated from
her husband within the year
Girl and boy aged sixteen and seventeen
married. Lived together only eighteen
months
A young man married at eighteen.
Twice in prison for deserving his wife and
family before he was twenty one
A pair married when they were six
teen and seventeen, separated by consent
before the end of a year, although a child
had been born to them.
Canon Hershey attributes much of
the grievous infantile mortality that in
his expressive phrase, "out-Herods
Herod,'' to premature marriages, and
he deplores that the law gives power
neither to cIergymen nor registrar Ito
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-04-03
Not Meant for Them.

What are you snorting at?" de-
manded the first seal.
"Oh! THESE doctors are so ridiculous"
replied the second seal, glancing over
an old newspaper he had found on the
ice. Here one in an interview in this
paper who says it's fColhardy to go
into the water after hearty meal
How else does he suppose we'd get ft?'
Philadelphia Press.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-04-03

extensive private practice with the most
starting success. Though the years have
passed it's equal has never been found
and with it thousands of weak men have
brought about the cures they so much
longed for. The doctor willingly sends
the formula entirely free to any man who
writes him for 1t, and they will find If
gift Of lasting value. It is GOOD for
sexual weakness, lost manhood nervous
ness, weak back, emissions, varfcoceIe
lack Of force, prostate trouble night
5weats, Inability and the many other en-
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ally imperfect man. 1t creates an imme-
date social feeling, warmth and good
nature, FORCES active blood to the nuScu-
lar tissue, tones the nervous system
and arouses bodily confidence It makes
The man OF 65 as good as at 35, and the
young man again eager for society and fit
Tor marriage and parenthood. Satisfac-
tory results are produced in a days use
ana a perfect cure in few weeks re-
gardleSS OF age, or the cause Of your CON
dition. "a '0Ui 0oH-
Ii you need such remedy. send vour
nane and address today to the DR.. Knapn
Med Co.. 1882 Hull Bldg, Detroit Mich
and In an unmarked envelope the doctor
VIII at once send you the recent, as
promised, explaining in detail what in
gfed1ents to use and how to comno11nd
Inem 50 that any weak man can cIIra
himself in his own home without hei,1e
under obligations to anyone It costs
%ou nothing and the sooner you write
Rhe sooner you will be cured.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-04-03

prevent or delay such imprOvident and
almost unnatural alliances"
AS a preventive of premature mar
riages, Canon Horsley suggests the
raising Of the age at which the matri-
monial contract can be legally entered
into.
1T would be we'll for the country"
he declared, eff no one were allowed
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-04-03
OverwheIminu Proof.

Il tell you he doesn't want it known
that he's an actor. He's ashamed of his
sublime profession!"
What proof have you?"
Why does he wear a mustache ?''-
Town and Country.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-04-03

to marry before attaining the age of
twenty-one, and perhaps it would also
be we'll if the conditions of life and
labor were such that all who had at
tanned that age were in a position to
marry if they desired"
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-04-03
Sonetimes So

80 Mrs. Nagsby married a nobleman.
What is his title?"
HE hasn't any. His nobility con-
sists of the fact that he married her"
Detroit Free Press.