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Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1904-09-08

Il
Monday evening as Mrs.
Aston was starting home after
having done some shopping,
her horse started to turn
abruptly before she could get
hold of the lines, throwing her
from the vehicle and causing
the wheels to pass over her
body. Her left arm and side
were badly bruised, but no
bones were broken, it was dis
covered by the attending physi-
clan, but the wounds were none
the less painful and it will be
quite a while before she will be
able to be about again. Mrs.
Aston is in her 83rd year, and
for this reason the process of
healing will be somewhat re-
tarded. Logan Nucleus.
A new worlds record for sus-
tanned speed on a railroad has
just been established from Lon
don to Plymouth by the Great
Western line in England. The
distance is a fraction under 246
miles. One train now makes
the trip in each direction in 265
minutes, or at the rate of 55.S
miles an hour.
G. w. Schofeld was notified
last week that his application
for a patent on a new improved
and adjustable railroad truck
wagon was granted. He has
interested with himself Mr..
Chas. Bolter, of Logan, and to-
gether they will put the device
on the market. 1t is considered
by railroad men to be a great
labor saver. Wellington is a
deserving young man and we
rejoice with him in his good
luck. Woodbine Chronicle.
England gets about S5,0OO,-
600 worth of new gold from
Africa every month and ST.
1904, 900 worth out of Australia.
For every man who is willing
to lift, you will find a dozen
willing to stand by and grunt.
A woman over in Dallas
county has just celebrated her
one-hundredth birthday. Iowa
is usually to the front, but the
STORY comes from a southern
state that gay and festive old
girl down there has lust cele-
DRAFTED her one hundred and
thirty-fourth birthday. Iowa
| is either short on old women or
newspaper prevaricators one or
the other. Ames Times.
By the London society alone
l80,000,0OO copies of the Bible
have been distributed at an ex-
pense Of S70,O00,OO0. If to this
total is added the 70,00O,O00
copies already distributed by
the younger American Bible
society and the unknown mil
lions printed and sold by pri-
vate enterprise, 300,000,000
copies of the scriptures, in
whole or separate books or por-
lions, have gone into circula-
tiOn during the last century
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1904-09-08

The Woodbine Chronical says:
"Often when the hello girl
does not answer as soon as you
ring you are disposed to COM
plain of poor service, etc., but
did you ever step into an ex-
change and watch the operator
during the busy hours Of the
day as she worked with flying
hands to keep up with the rush?
We took occasion the other day
while waiting for an out of town
call to count the number of calls
turned in at central and they
averaged about one every eight
seconds, or some 400 per hour.
We could but wonder how the
operator had become expert
enough to anyway near keep up
and decided that hereafter we
would remember when she was
slow to answer that probably
ten or fifteen other patrons were
all ringing up ahead of u.s."
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1904-09-08

Hugh Cook returned home
from Boone last night where
he had been spending a few
days with friends.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1904-09-08

Miss Eleanor Fensler is home
from her Omaha visit.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1904-09-08

Miss Mary Patching left for
South Omaha today, where she
has a fine position.
w. Fl. Saunders is in Omaha
for a few days.
Dan Welsh is in Omaha to-
day.
Miss Bess O'Connor leaves
tomorrow morning for Little
Sioux, where she begins teach
ing Monday morning.
Miss Mollie Burke teaches at
River Sioux the ensuing year.
Otis Carterwill spend Sunday
in Omaha.
Frank Carlisle and his wife
are in town today shopping.
j. G. Hauff and son left for
Sioux City this afternoon where
they will spend a few days Wis
iting friends.
Mrs. j. p. Martin and chill
dren are visiting at her home
in the country for a few days.
Mrs. Frank LaBreck returned
from Minneapolis this morning
after visiting Mrs. Bennett for
a week.
Missouri Valley has a canning
factory t h a t is coming into
prominence. A car laod tin cans
has already been used in the to-
mato business and another car
load has been ordered. Wood
bine Twiner.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1904-09-08
Fren, the weodbinc Chronicle.

We see by clippings from some
|of the county exchanges that
the court house question is be-
ing warily pushed forward by
the interested people who want
a new one. The length of time
the present house has stood, the
population then and now, the
Inadequate protection afforded
by the old house at present ere
being presented as evident eX-
amples Of the need for a new
court house. Owing to the ex-
cessive raise in property valua-
lions in the county last year,
the tax realized has proved much
beyond present needs, and as the
county is bonded for term of
years, there seems to be a dis
position to collecta surplus fund
and then ask "What will we do
with it if we don't build q new
court house% Keep your eye
on this business and see if the
new court house proposition is
not sprung on the people Of the
county soon by the powers that
be. A new court house is UNI
doubtedly needed soon, but it is
a question if the people of the
entire county are agreed just
where it should be built. If the
voters are not satisfied with Lo-
gan, and can't agree on Mo.
Valley, why n IT build it at
Woodblne as a compromise?
While we do not believe that a
county Sc a t is the only best
thing that a town can have, our
people might agree to take it,
just to settle the difficulty.
Meanwhile, when the building
of a new court house becomes
strictly necessary we hope that
the citizens Of the county will
be granted a full and free ex-
preston at to where the major
ity really desire it built. If at
Logan, then let that settle it.
II at Mo. Valley, then let it go
tharo Lot tbo rooiop;t,, r,,lo
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1904-09-08

M. 7. McEvoy, of Mondamin,
was in the Valley yesterday on
business.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1904-09-08

England gets about s5,000,-
600 worth of new gold from
Africa every month and ST.
004, 900 worth out of Australia.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1904-09-08

For every man who is willing
to lift, you will find a dozen
willing to stand by and grunt.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-01-28
Wanted a Perfect Man.

We Gull the following correspon d.
ence from the pages of the Hardware
man, says the London Standard. The
owner Of the hardware shop in an
American town, who wants an assist
ant, thus describes bis requirements
TO factor in another city.
"He must be steady and sober
minded. Must not drink, smoke or
play cards of any kind. Must be
absolutely truthful and be one who
don't run after the girls or don't want
to 60 out evenings. He must be one
who would rather remain at home
and read and study, Iwould like him
to be one who would rather be
with elderly people than with
young ones. He must be of
pleasant disposition always courteous
ana polite to me and my customer.
One who never becomes impatient
or angry. and who never INDUCES in
gossip or light talk. Who likes to 60
to church twice on Sunday and to Sun
day school once. Who don't care for
holidays and never dances, Who is
not engaged and don't correspond with
young women. Who puts away q lit,
tie money each week, and don't care
to spend much on clothc>,"
The tactor's answer was brief and to
the point.
81 cannot lind you boy like that
here. rhere is only one pI1cc where
one can be found, and that is in
heaven
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-01-28
Anthony Aylor Bradshaw,

Candidate for reelection to County Trusteej
A sketch of this popular officer who
offers himself for reelection at the COM
ing August election, will be read with
interest.
Anthony Aylor Bradshaw was born
near Pelham in Grundy county Nov. IA,
1871. he was educated in the public
schools of his vicinity including course
in Oak Hill Seminary at Manchester.
AT the outbreak of the civil war, though
but twenty years of age he enlisted in
Folks Corps, Cheatham Division Of
Tennessee. He was first wounded in the
Battle OF Murfreesboro in 1861 and again
when Hood made his raid on Nashville
IN 1865. During that engagement his
lett arm was shattered necessitating
amputation, He was then taken prisoner
and was exchanged at Aikcus Landing
near Richmond, Va many months later.
lie left Richmond on the last train be-
fore the evacuation of that city.
In 1874 Mr.. Bradshaw moved to
Florida and was elected tax Assessor of
Marion county, Fla. in 1889 for term
OF two years, He returned to Grnndy
county In 1880. He received the appoint
pent as Postmaslet,at MSptAfcrs tnc
and held that position four years. ''''"'hsr.
In 1902 Mr.. Bradshaw offered himself as
Trustee of the county and was elected by
handsome majority. He has proven a
most obliging and painstaking officer.
Realizing that delinquents are largely
the result Of forgetfulness and neglect on
part of the tax payers Mr., Bradshaw has
taken special pains to remind the people
OF their taxes and offered them every
convenience to meet him or his assistants
to discharge their obligations. In his
pleasant unassuming wa, of meeting and
dealing with the people he has broken
the record for close collections. The
following letter from the State Comp
troller bearing on the past years work
will be read with interest in this connec-
ton:
Office of State Comptroller.
Nashville, Tenn, Aug. ~, 1909.
A. A. Bradshaw, Trustee,
Monteagle, Tenn.
Dear Sir:
Yours of the Goth inst. en-.
closing check balancing your account tor
1902 received.
| congratulate you on your prompt
settlement and close collections and am
snre that that should be guarantee with
your people that you will make good
officer to succeed yourself,
Yours Very Truly,
THEo. F. KING.
Comptroller,
Mr.. Bradshaw will go to the polls with
a strong and enthusiastic following.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-01-28
A}tdnOnt.

Lei Mrs. Gyundy sag
Thos. ]. King passed through here
Thursday enroute to McMinnville. He
returned Friday and spent the night in
the city,
j. j. Winton, deputy sheriff, spent
Thursday night in McMinnville and
Saturday night in Hubbard's Cove.
John Adams and Harris Lusk of Hub.
bard's Cove were here Saturday.
Miss Sallie Ccmelison after several
days spent In town with the family of
j. ]. Winton, returned to her home near
Viola Moday.
Mr.. John Hughes, OF Irving College,
was in Altamont Tuesday,
Dir, Livingston Barnes, Of Tracy City,
was on our streets Tuesday.
Tom Lockhart, atty, and yonr CORES
pondent spent MONDAY on Collins River,
Miss Viola Kelly, Of Tracy City, was
in the city Sunday.
W. II, Hagron, 81 Monteagle, was in
town few days Of last week
Mr. Geo. Walters and wife, Of Coal
mont, spent Saturday night with the par
ents of Mrs. Walters.
Monroe Morton, of Tarlton, was in
town this week.
Loosen Barnes, of Irving College, was
here last week.
Walter Smith will begin school at the
Hall here about the first of February.
MIR. Nunley was visiting the family of
J. ]. Woodlee here last week.
X ATrIER
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-01-28
T0lley Home.

Let Mrs. Grundy say
Marvin and Joseph Conry. of Tracy,
have been visiting Mike Conry here.
Mr. and Mrs. VIM. Goodman were visit
ing Mr. and Mrs, Billy Goodman last week.
Master Horace Henley had narrow es-
cape few days ago, He shot of a gun in
the house, setting fire to his overcoat and
a few bed clothes.
Mrs. Lem Layne of Alabama, preached
here last Sunday week.
Mrs. Mollie Goodman, OF Laxonville,
was visiting here last week.
Esq. Burnett Jr. has been attending our
debates for some time but now the boys
say they know what has been attracting
him. He was here Sunday before last and
learned the next morni TO his sorrow
that his girl had the measles,
The farmers OF this place are busy cut
ting and hauling wood, making fires and
feeding the live stock,
Freelsnd johnson is attending school at
this place.
We can boast OF seven carpenters, all
seven Of whom we're building on one house
OF two rooms.
We are sorry that Mr.. G. p, ate SO many
raisins on an empty stomach that he could
not come to the party.
Measles are still prevailing~
Jan. 20, 1904. CEpHys.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-01-28
BOrrOMgh's Core.

Let Mrs. Grrndy say:
Rev, Freeman preached at Bethel Sun
day.
Mr., Jess WInton is at home on visit
Mr.. j. W. Eckels will live near Pull
Tight this year.
Mr.. J. A. Summers, Of Bradeville, was
on visit TO his Cd war c>mrsde, J. ".
Summers, Sunday.
Let all the candidates announce in the
paper so we can take choice by election
day.
Mr.. ]. B. Levsn is quite feeble.
Mr.. J. r. Handy was in our cove last
week.
Wesley Summers who has been on the
sick list |, up again.
Uncle Tom, get up reunion this year,
TIPToE.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-01-28
Beersheba Springs.

Let Mrs. G'uady say -
The weather continues cold.
julia Brown was the guest OF the Misses
Smiths Saturday.
Miss Nora and Della Smith attended
Sunday School at Tarlton Sunday,
Calvin Smith was here Saturday,
There are several cess Of messle, here.
John Womack who has been very low
with measles is reported better.
Mr.. Morton and son passed through here
Thursday enroutc to Tracy.
Call again Violet with your interesting
pelces.
James Tate and Jack Thompson were
the guests OF the Misses Smiths Sunday
evening.
Miss Nora Brown visited Mrs. Mollie
Brown Sunday.
Atty. Lockhart passed through here
yesterday. BIRDIE.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-01-28

The problem of life seems nearly solved
One set of scientists say that il you won't
battle you won't get sick, and another
school teaches if you chew, and keep
chewing your food it will only require
half the qlanitv. Now ifsome Smart Alec
will supply the missing link and tell us
what will save the other half things will
be about fixed to suit US. --Lypchburg
Falcnn
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-01-28
From Our
Neighbours.
MOnteugie.

Let Hrs. Gnmdy say
Tom Startling >pen, the first OF the we, k
10 Tracy Gi on business.
Mr.. remplrIon, Of Winchester, was in
our city last Friday.
DR.. Henry Lockhrrt, Health Officer, Of
Coslmonl, was here Tue-dsy looking after
the diphtheris cases.
Miss Emma Wikins. Of Duckhill, Miss,
is visiting her sister, Mr.. T. A. williams,
this week.
Prof. q. c. Partin has returned from
South Pitisbnrg where he has beeu attend
ing the Teachers Institute.
Mr.. and Mrs. Z W. Holcombs are visit
ing their son in Houston, Ter.
AuNTIF
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-01-28
CO0I7lsOnt Dots.

Let Mrs. Grandy say:
We are having some cold weather here.
billiard Griswold and Elmore Bobo were
here Sunday.
John Campbell is visiting few DAYS
here with friends
Mr.. Mckinney, of Knoxville, was here
last week looking over the rail road work.
Sam Lockhart is visiting his sister Mrs.
Walters this wek,
Pat Carroll, of Whitwell, is here on
business this week.
Mr., and Mrs, George Walters have re-
turned from Allamont.
viii Campbell is building him new
house this week.
Barb Psrmley aud chief engineer d Flat
Branch we're here Mendes planning for
Triples.
viii Tate and Will Lockhart were
shaking hands with friends in our town
Tuesday.
Mr.. Ablertson and Murph Griswold
made flying trip to Altamont Saturday.
They talk like the roads are muddy.
Sam Lusk is visiting friends at Tracy and
Trigger has gone home.
r. A, Ingram, John Harris and Frank
Tharp attended lodge at Clouse Hin Sat
urday night.
J. NJ. Morton and son Washie we're
visiting Mr.. Morton's sister Mrf. John
Dykes last week.
Mrs. Tharp and little son we're visiting
at Tracy Monday,
Link Tate says If the measles gets any
closer he will take his folks and go "yan-
der" WILD BILL.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-01-28
Pardon of Yotthful Criminals.

Among twenty eight inmates OF the state
penitentiary pardoned on Christmas by
Governor Frazier were three children aged
respectively 10 and IL years, one colored.
Early Benton, sent up for two years from
Maury county for placing distractions on
a railr, ad track, one from Hamilton coun-
ty, Sam Romanger, sent up for three years
for larceny, and Charley Moore, the 10 year
old white boy sent up from Madison county
three years for lareucy. The mere fact
that 1t is possible in Tennessee for children
to be sent TO common penitentary for the
want Of house of refuge, or reform school
is serious reflection upon our civilization.
This is particularly true when il is re-
membered that there is no attempt at re-
formation OF criminals of any age in the
prison system Of this nor even any con-
sideration given to their morality. The
whole system reeks with the filth OF crime
and degradation, so much so that the poor,
unfortunate being behind whom the doors
are shut need have no hope unless, per
chance he has influential friends on the
outside whose prayers may follow him.
Governor Frazier merits the thanks of the
people for the pardon of every boy whom
the courts send to the peniteniary and
Christmas or no Christmas they should be
pardoned as soon as they arrive and sent
back to the communities from when ,e
they came until the people wake up to a
realization Of the necessity Of providing a
state school of correction for young scamps,
where they can at least be looked after with
view to their observation-disclosures
Press.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-01-28
LODGE DIRECTORY,

F. 4 A. M.-sewanee Lodge. 4O5; meets
second Thursday OF each month.
|. 0. 0. F.-1rscy City Lodge 1888, meets
second and fourth Saturday OF each month
r. A.-Mountain council No,377; meets
second and fourth Monday in each month
X. of P.--Bryce Thompson Lodge 80;
meets every Tuesday night.
40. q. WINNERS Lodge 70; meets
every first and third Friday night Of each
month.
U. M. W. of A., No. 5l0.--Meets every
first and Srd Saturday night in the month
at Miners hall.
F. l.. U. OF A. F. of L., No. S344-Meets
End and 4th Friday nights at Miners hall.
U, G. V. - meets the second and fourth
Saturdays in each month at 2 O'Clock P. M
in |. 0. o. f. Hall.
U. d, C.-United Daughters Of the Con.
federacy meets the second and fourth Tues
days in each month at l. o. o. F. Hall.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-01-28
Gre1ttIj.
Let Mrs. Grundy say

Let Mrs. Gr,ndy say
The letter from the State Superintendent
of Public Instruction which was published
in last weeks issue of Mrs. Grundy is very
encouraging. We sincerely hope that not
only the School Direc ors, but every teacher
and parent in Grundy County, will heed
the advice given therein. We need teachers
who will love their pupils more than their
salary; we need longer terms OF school, and
we need school Directors who are conscious
Of the importance and responsibility of
their office. The Stale Superintendent says
that the future citizenship of the state will
be determined b, the manner in which you
School Directors discharge your duty. Yes
and we would add that the voters are also
to certain extent responsible, II we elect
men who take no interest in school matters
how is an improvement of the school
possible2 And yet we all know that a
good school is the vitality of community,
so let's begin now TO improve, for it is high
time FoR-aET-ME-NoT.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-01-28

vice at ii a. m. evening service at 7 p, m.
Sunday school every Sunday morning.
Prayer meeting every Wednesday night.
CHRIST CHURCH, (Episcopal.)
Rev. W. II, DuBose, priest in charge;
>. M. Hsnf, lay reader, assistant Morn
ing and evening service with sermon each
Sunday at II a. m. and 700 p, m. respec.
lively. Holy Communion on first Sunday
in the month at II a. m. and on third
Sunday at $50 a. m. Sunday School at
$50 q, m.
CUMBERLAND PRESBYTERIAN.
Preaching first and third Sunday in
each month. Sunday school every Sunday
morning.
CATHOLIC.
Preaching the third Sunday in each
month, Father Ignatias, pastor.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-01-28

Mrs. Grundy, of Tracy City, has the
right idea about big msn when she says,
athey are truly big men who look beyond
ftfuI surroundings to the ultimate good Of
mankind" The big man is no snarling
pessimist, ready to vent his spleen on any.
body and eyerbady .-Sequachee Valley
Nave
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-01-28
COUNTY OFFICERS.

Circuit court meets Tuesday after the
fourth Monday in March, Julyand Novem-
her. Joseph c. Higgins, Judge; W. W.
Fairbanks, Attorney General; A, c. Alex
ander Clerk.
Chancery court meets at Altamont Tues
day after third Monday in May and No
vember. t. M. Mcconnell. chancellor
John Scruggs, clerk and Master.
County court meets at Altamont the irst
Monday in January, April, July and DC.
tober. William Bennett, chairman; A. H.
Woodlee, clerk.
A. A. Bradshaw, Trustee.
Sam j. Meeks, Sheriff.
E. G. Shelton, Register.
JEFF d. Fults, county Superintendent of
Public instruction.
L. V. Woodlee, Ranger.
Thos, King, OF Bersheeba Spring, coroner
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-01-28
Show Us One.

The happiest people in the world are
those who keep out Of debt. out of politics,
out of Office, shun notorety, make an
honest living by honest means, follow the
golden rule, humbly serves the living God,
pursue the 'even tenor of their way" and
neglect no opportunity of doing good
Harrison Times.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-01-28

An item in an exchange gives the in
formation that Knoxville may be supplied
with natural gas. Just as il Henry r
Gibson had not been furnishing that COM
modify Tor 10 these many years. Dunlap
Tribune
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-01-28

The formal celebration OF the birthday of
Robert E. Lee is not necessary TO keep his
memory green. He is one Of the few men
who have lived and wrought Of whom a
thought at any time must have in ii the
quality of a tribute Nashville Banner.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-01-28

The man who clamly denominate an ex-
panse of mud and sticky clay a road, needs
an opportunity TO have his education i'm
proved. That is only right of way, the
road still remains to be built.--Sequachee
Valley News,
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-01-28
AMONG THE CHURCHES.
BAPTIST.

BAPTIST.
Rev, G. L. Boles, pastor. Preaching the
I'd and 4th Sundays at II a. m. and 7 80 p.
m. Sunday school every Sunday morning /;
Prayer meeting every Thursday night. B,
Y. F. U. meets every Sunday evening at 8
o'clock p. NJ in BAPTIST Church.
M. E. CHURCH, SOUTH.
Preaching every Sunday morning and
night, Rev. T. L. Moody pastor. Sunday
school every Sunday morning. Prayer
meeting every Wednesday night
CHRISTIAN.
Preaching every second and third Sun
day BY Ed. A. P, johnson. Morning SER
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-01-28

Spare-ribs will always be popular dish
with gallant men. Woman was made of a
"spare-rib'and anything that's goodenough
to make woman out of is too good 10
become unpopular Warren Co, Times
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-01-28

Who does not read the canal discussion
in the Senate with pleasureY Il Is SO re-
miniscent Of the good old times when the
village debating societies tackled The most
sbsiruse problems with the innocent
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-01-28

TT State Democratic Executive Committee has called TO
meet at the Tulane Hotel in Nashville February 4 for the
purpose cag the State Convention any that
may before it,
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-01-28
AMONG OUR EXCHANGES.

Mr.. Hanns's resolution MOI 10 be can
didale seems to belong to the same class as
lot of New Year resolution we have heard
about. The Com moner.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-01-28

w hope Charley Schwab will get that Shpbudng Company
matter Strengthened up to his entire satisfaction We would
hate to have to start subscription for Charey's benefit