New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-03-07
THE KENNEDYS ABROAD.
Idrentures of a Patrolm0n and HIS
Family of Nine.

y1-to, patrol-aan Kennedy. of the One-hundred-
fftv-second-st. station. goes 70 Brooklyn IL u
an event in his family. because Mrs Kennedy anu
the other Kennedys Uhere are eight OF tnem1 60
TOO Patroraan Kennedy doesn't 90 TO Brooklyn
often because he lives in Harlem. and there are
no transfers from the Metropolitan street htllIOau
or the Manhattan Elevated Railroad TO the bIooA-
lvn RAND Transit. II it's in the middle OF the
moth pa.roInnan Kennedy goes 10 the eight banks
OF the eight little Kennedys while they are oeins
dressed for the journey, and for some time there
inter- when the eight little Kennedys shake ther
eight little banks there is rattle
There's a system in the travelling OF the Ken
nedys to Brooklyn. Patrolman Kennedy sits on the
end Of the seat Mrs. Kennedy sits next to him.
The eight little Kennedys range themselves next
in the order OF their eight ages All the heiN'euSS
cannot get on seat When the conductors see
Pat-olman Kennedy put hts hand IN MS pocket
they hope il isn't pennies.
Fatrolman Kennedy went to Brooklyn yesterday
lie paid ten fares going TO the bridge He Paid ten
more going over the bridge Patroiman KENNEDY
and Mrs. Kennedy and the eight little herheuyS
had n pleasant call on relatives, and tneh Fa'Io'-
man Kennedy began paying fares again lie paiu
ten to get over the bridge and no paid ten more
when he and Mrs. Kennedy and the eight htue
Kennedys boarded Third-ave. car: ,,-
William Loupop, who cuts marble Tor hSlnB
and lives at No 3s5 East Thirty-eighth-st.. got on
the same He told the conductor TO put MN
on at Forty,seeond-st lie 1lGnI s Lea o asking
that he be Informed when Forty -second-st was
gers, he was a real jocular gent Wheh ne "dsh
cutting marble. r,,.
William became even more iocuar at Thirty
eighth-st While the conductor was punching
transfer William punched his nose.
The eight little kennedys became interested
Eight little KeRnedys shouted in eight diherent
keys. Look, pa, hght." ....,,
Patrolman Kennedy arrested the tocular WIZ
lam Funny, isn't it?" he remarked to William
Look at pa he's arreStin' the gent. sald the
eight little Kenncdys in eight different voices
lyon take the children home, ma, sald fatrols
man Kennedy. he and William departed ana
the conductor IN his excitement rang up more
fares than he had passengers Patrclman Ken
nedy and William had covered a block wheh they
'oh PAL Ma says you forgot to give her tho
Then three Of the eight little Kennedys ran up.
breathless. Presently the other i've or tho StEht
little kennedys appeared, putting 49,. =.
oh. pa" they shouted, ma says you lcTso' 10
give her the keys!'
They were Joined by Mrs. Kennedy. .
PA" said she. you forgot TO give me the keyS.
I'D rather be a marble cutter. commented the
tocuiar William.
"AU rfgbt IA" said the eight little Kennedys.
"Au right pa" rnimicked the jocuar William
so they marched 30 the East Thrty-hfth-st sta
ton. the eight little hennedyS IN single NE IN inc
order OF their ages. chanting,
Look at our pa! He's a policeman! Hes arrested
man.
After thev had left William at the station they
boarded another Third-aVc car.
This Is how IL cost Patrolman Kennedy 3 20 70 go
70 Brooklyn and return.