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The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-07-27
FATS AND LEANS
 GIVE EXHIBITION
PULLMAN HOOTERS SHOW YOUNGSTERS HOW A BALL GAME SHOULD BE PLAYED. THE SCORE BEING 17 TO 25.

cullman, July 2s.-(speciai. )-The fat men and the lean men of cullman met on the ball ground at St. Bernard eol- lege yesterday in one of the most re- markable ball games ever played in Gull man. It was battle royal. and the op- posing forces fought. bled and died while errors rained like hailstones on sum mer day. The two teams were made up of grand islanders who always know more about how the game should be played than the teams in the field. They had their inning yesterday and had the coveted opportunity of showing the boys how the game should be played. They covered themselves with glory of the rankest description. Most of them are taking seltzer and soup in darkened rooms today, where soft-slippered nurses tread lightly and speak in whispersi The teams were made up of lawyers. doctors, merchants. capitalists and other baseball enthusiasts who heretofore have looked on the game as snap; they refuse to be interviewed this morning.
 Those participating in the game were: Fats-Graves Jones. printers; Aguinaldo Griffith, politician; Shaver Shannon, ton sorialist; Finis St John Blackstonlan; Willing Werner. whose maiden name was George; Happy Hanlin. railroad director; kinehefoony Kinney, pill-roller; Fatty Fuller fust and foremost, and Buster Bogne the base bouneer Leans-Hungry Humphrey groceryman; Allbones All- good blacksmlth Hurryup Hartung, soda water mixer; Shankankle Searey thin-space printer; Chiltonic Childs, pri- yate secretary; Humpabout Hays, off, cial surgeon; Bonafideostrieh Drake hash dispenser; Darling Dreher, the fat test lean man on the groupd Barebones Brown, secretary to the mayor. and Handmedown Hewlett, the society edi- tor
 Don Carlos HartunE was manager of the teams and Ii Hung Chang Harper was official war correspondent
 The batteries were: Allgood Childs Hays and Humphreys Griffith, Shannon and Jones. Time 2:4SDs Umpire Misf1t Miraculous McMinn.
 Official score by Official Scorekeeper Surethng Stiefelmeyer:
 Eate ,o. oo. =
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New York. July 26.-New York Brook lyn game postponed. wet grounds.
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SOUTH ATLANTIC LEAGUE.

Savannah, July 26-Score: R.H D. Savannah .010 600 O00-f 2 C Columbia .... 000 GOO 000-O 8 3
 Batteries: Thacher and Roth; Connect and Slea.
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Memphis 4, Atlanta 2.

Atlanta, Ga, July 26.-Three hits, a double steal and a visitor hit by pitched ball netted the visitors three runs and the game. Atlanta's heaviest hitters failed to connect with Goodwin Attendance 1854 Score:
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Jacksonville, July 26-Score: R.H.E Jacksonville ... m .o0O 100 GOO OO-2 6 2 Charleston .-.-..ulV uV Uo Vi. Batteries: Chappell and Robinson; Ros- son and Smith.
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We still selling the best line ready-to-wear hats for street wear-chldrens misses and ladies' They prise almost onehaf of millinery stock which sold in the season at 98c. L25 up to 200. At 49c
 Chidrens trimmed hats-not more than two dozen-such as shaped flats with chiffon facngs trimmed flowers bons and aces Worth 250, $50 and 45O At L90
 We have about five dozen of the choicest dessy hats-one suit eveybodyn the various shapes and most of them very simpe-goten up of the best quality of material and trimmed very styishy The latest novelty shown in the Eastern markets Worth 5O0 600 75O and $50. At $50
 One fancy, large white dress hats, either chiffon lace foundations; shired tucked babe effect Richly trimmed; suitable for dressy occasions. Worth 75O 1000 and 12.50 At 5.OO
 The greatest line of fowers-almos any imaginable tonin silk moussene the small and large flowers bunch wreath effects. Worth 75c, 98c 125 At bunch 49c
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:. July 2s.-Score

Macon . .0oO GOO 000-0 2 8 Augusta ... .... m -. 0SO 100 G2o-s 10 { Batteries: Whipple and Harnish Pol chow and Chandler.
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LoE1Ilsiliiifiiiiidiiii ' iliiiii iiiii J0ll8iisiIph s SLolsb
The 49c Sale of Millinery

There still continues here most extra ordinarily successful sale in the Millinery Sec ton. There is the selling of hats worth from o8c to 200 at 49c.
 Then here are four other special lots:
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Jimmy Smith of Shreveport is not
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-07-27

Shreveport at Birmingham. Memphis at Atlanta. Little Rock at Nashville. Montgomery at New orleans DoubtfuD.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1904-06-16
THE CLOTHES FOR THE BOY

mother wants the Fashion Editor
clothing
materials.
Why can't fashion
Jam the ladies
em thinking about what
might better be playing
Their
We have in mind who birthday
couldn't interest him
And because
docs them
There belt with
the
Is possible that he will
IL you have tried il that missed good
This he
of blue overal that
In the afternoon he helped dig robbers hillside lot
makebeeve robbers
bless his heart OF
and obber
that chung to them dissolved he png
shower bath.
And when, at p. e
keep blue
body and he fell to his little white his
lost in dream of happiness
nd plent
OF liberty for boy. Let fashion hang.
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Lamborn, Eleanor Osborn, Grace
Purinton, Maude Wineland.
Longfellow school-Eva G.. Smith,
principal; JOY L. Massey. Anna
Nachtsheim. Mary Mcdonnell, Mabel
e. Bosworth, Cory ]. Day, Flora
Zaugg, Mildred J. Burwell, Ellen
Gaffney, Ethel e. Nelson, Sallie
Brooke.
Lowell school-H. b. Dewey, prin-
cipal; Alice NJ Cone, Elizabeth
Shane, Laura Frier. Julia F. Smith,
Marion Keith, Mary e Male, Mary f..
Davidson, Della E Whiting, Blanche
Karshner, Lydia Graham, Fannie A.
Daley, NJ Jennie Irwin.
Horace Mann SCHOOL,. NJ. Smell,
principal; Martha Allen Devereaux.
NJ. Elizabeth White, Margaret Mon
roe, Elizabeth McNerthney, Virginia
B. Vance, Mary Phil. Ethel Kirkpat-
rick, Julia Winkleman, Katherine
Anderson, Flora Groat, Florence
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THE NATIONAL NEED OF OPTIMISTS

who helps the most2 The
mis- breast smile
0 adversely?
You fellows pessmist
this glorious liberty
celebrate flag and their
than 100000 railroad
trenehment still
the Great Lakes that
state battle soldiers
PIE under foot2 Flag day Love of country! Humph!
grand thing
of those fellows Weeping
The opmis of the land
They have heard the
the lakes they
cause Of the good that there surely this land They realize that
ny with America and that the Power that has guided this nation
through far evils than fail
OF temporary hardship misunderstanding
OF capital
II wants to be miserable gloom in his
own block IL he miserable he make
himself walking delegate Tell the
human that the country hard times
you make him lock his hundred
action Of the military Colorado widen
tween those who wi
No matter what happens,
as cheerful he
those who down and faith
Most land
and that the will be
Il is belief that viii assist the coming Of better
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THE DREAM or CECIL RHODES
We all dream dreams.

But not all of able
Cecil Rhodes dreamer
day when the English speaking
the sea-that
His wish
should together spiritual
bond than political
Il was dream of worldwide and age-ong-yison
The which
fortune for the education
world at the Oldest seat of learning the AngloSaxons
The whom he would
to be the htest that could the
examination
Cecil Rhodes in respects cruel he dispasslon
eved that the ideals of the
kindtha this necessity for the uplftment
The first realization of
the that 100
a
VIII Cecil Rhodes dream true? Who knows?
But here is significant thing Ambassador
England in address at Glasgow
II believe the welfare mankind depends
university
countries intoxicating happens
peace should be broken between them"
Why,
caused the recall OF Mr. Choae
were the days Of
Twenty years bring the realization
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conflict of the war of 1861-1865,
when John Q. Mari, captain of the
Warrenton Rifles, who was the first
soldier killed in action, fell about
500 TT. s., 46 W. (Mag,), of this spot,
June 1, 1861. Erected by Mari Camp
G. ", June l, 1904"
Governor Montague and other state
officials and veterans, distinguished
for their military service, attended
the exercises.
There were number of notable
addresses. The cause of the confed-
eracy was lauded, but expressions
were also given to sentiments of 10y
atty to the reunited country and the
national airs were sung.
Attorney General Anderson in the
course of his address, said:
Captain MARI loved the union as
did all Virginians of that trying per-
iod, and voted against secession. But
when Virginia decided, as she was
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Straight, ID. Jennie Wood.
Oakland SCHOOL,. P. Young.
principal; Anna Beckstrom.
Sheridan school-H. II. Garretson
principal; Gertrude Smith, Cornelia
Kelly.
Sherman SCHOLARS. L. n. Cush-
man, principal; Carrie J. Fuller, Hat
tie Mae Thomas, Emily J. Carmich-
ael, Ellen Rush, Ada J Prudden, Ida
r. Pratt.
Washington school-Mrs. Carrie
Shaw Rice, principal; Adelaide Han
lein, Edith Ringer, Lora f. Ostrom.
Willard school-Geneviev Boush.
principal Huldah Mann, Mamie A.
Bourne, Ella Bringolf.
Whitman school--Lina Burhans,
principal; Ida d. White, Lena Ander-
son, Kate b. Walker, Ison B. Gates,
Eva d. Evans, Irene Smith, Marie
Markham, Mabel Houghton, VANILLA
Caskin.
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LEGAL NOTICE.
NOTICE OF SETTLEMENT OF AC.
COUNT AND DISTRIBUTION
OF ESTATE-No. 1892.

OF ESTATE-NO. 1892.
In the Superior Court, State of
Washington, in and for Pierce
County Tin Probate)
In the Matter of the Estate of Bar
bara Timlin, deceased.
Notice is hereby given, That Will
lam Timlin, the Administrator of the
estate of Barbara Timlin, deceased,
has rendered and presented for set
Element his final accounts of the adj
ministration of the above named es-
tate, and that the Sth day of July,
1904, at Ten A. NJ, in Department 3,
of said Court, at the Court House in
the City of Tacoma, County of Pierce,
has been duly appointed by the Court
for the hearing of the Petition for
the Settlement of Accounts and Final
Distribution of the residue and re-
mainder of the property of the said
estate.
At which time and place any and
all persons interested in said estate
may appear and file their exceptions
in writing to the said final account
and report, and contest the same, or
show cause if any they have, why
the court should not proceed to set
tie and approve the said accounts
and distribute the residue of the said
estate among the persons who by law
are entitled thereto.
Witness my hand and the seal of
this Court this 18th day of June
1904. A. M. BANKS,
Clerk of Superior Court.
BY Peter David, Deputy Clerk.
r. II. Lund, Attorney for Admins
traitor.
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MONUMENT DEDICATED TO FIRST
Confederate SOLDIER KILLED

FAIRFAX COURT HOUSE, Va,
June ia monument has been ded-
lcated here with elaborate ceremon-
les to the memory of Captain John
Quincy Mari, of the Warrenton Rifles
the first confederate soldier to lose
his life in conflict between organized
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Hotel Samson

right in doing (applause), to join her
sister states against war of coercion
he followed his beloved common
wealth.
THE south accepted the result of
the war in good faith. but the result
was an indissoluble union of indie
structable and coequal states. John
Q. Mari in giving his life to such a
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one of the best hotels in the city Room
and board $3.50 to $500 per week. All
the accommodations of high-priced hotel.
Corner 18th and f. OH Cable Line.
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cause was not traitor. 1t was war
in behalf of the constitutional au-
thority of the states. Today if the
New England states should try to
seceed, the South would spring for
ward to keep them in. But the prin-
ciples for which Mari and 100000
others gave up their lives are eter-
nal"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1904-06-16

NEW York; 9Jhne 16.-Thos. A.
Edison, the mechanical wizard of the
age, is called, by the friends who
know him bests the hardest worked
man in America.
A photographer called upon the ia
nous inventor early in the morning
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1904-06-16
Hotel Rochester

Rochester; everything the best. Fa
American plan. Mrs. e. Forbes, NJ
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Band concert every Saturday night, Ia
coma Ave, 73O to 1890.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1904-06-16

(Under New Management.) If you
wish for all the comforts of a home,
without the annoyances, go to the
miles given weekly or monthly rates.
gr. f. j. Carlyle. Lessee.
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CLASSIFIED ADS.

WANTED carriage painters. Faw,
cett Wagon Co., 1850 Commerce st
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Two dining room girls wanted at
once at the Josselyn Restaurant. APP
ply at office. So"
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BUSINESS CHANCES.

GREAT removal sale, Pianos and sewing
machines. Pianos reduced 20 per cent.
Sewing machines from soc up. Sale posi-
lively closes June 9th II. 2. Healy Co.,
lll9 Pacific Ave.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1904-10-05
Deus about Deloit,

Mr. and Mrs. Eugene Schuler and chill
dren of Laurel, Neb., are visiting relatives
here at present.
Swan Johnson brought an apple in the
postofice last Thursday that weighed a
pound and quarter. another that weigh
ed pound and one about IA ounces. He
says he thinks he can go in his orchard
and pick out ten apples as large as the
first.
S c. Hagan was up home from Arion
over Sunday.
Elder F. A. Smith of Lamont Iowa
preached Monday, Tuesday and Wednes-
day evenings at the L. D, S. church.
Jacob Morley and wife sold their farm
to their eldest son John few days ago.
Mrs Warren Johnson and children and
her brother Samuel Taylor of Aberdeen,
Texas is visiting relatives here.
Cypert Newcom of Minnesota is visiting
his old home at present
The hall and store building underneath,
was moved last week to I. A. Halberg' S
store, where he will fit it and make use of
it.
There was very large attendance at
the funeral of Mr.. Enos Lentz last Tues
day. There were several friends up from
Denison
Mrs Enos Lentz and children wish to
thank all those who so kindly assisted
them in the last sad rites of husband and
father.
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Goodrich Neus.

Mr.. and Mrs. ]. d. Newcom visited at
Hannibal Fink's on Monday.
Otto Lincke and Honas Johansen we're
in Deloit Monday doing their weekly trad
ing.
Will and Jim Anderson and Fred Peter
sen have returned from their trip and re-
port good time.
Mrs. Beaman and daughter visited at
Mrs. S d. Newton's on Thursday.
A young lady came to the Roman S
home on Wednesday, All are doing nice
ly.
Gene Brogden is putting in cistern
for Albert Whey.
Otto Lincke has traded his fine farm
for Dakota land.
Knoblock and Chas. Lircke were down
to Deloit on Thursday.
Sammy Newcom visited at L. F. Nor,
ris' Friday.
Mss Lizzie Latchaw and Miss Bird
Smell visited at Mrs. S. d. Newton's on
Saturday.
Miss Tina Schmidt visited at her broth
er Louie's Saturday.
A party for the young people at Henry
Marquardt's Saturday evening was very
enjoyable affair
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Dou, City Neus.

Ira Trip of Schleswig was in town the
first part of the week probably visiting
with his family.
Mr.. w. w. Cushman of Denison was
seen in this city the first of the week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Bert Slocum of Ainsworth
Neb, was in town Thursday.
Mrs. Marcus Jones of Denison was
among the callers in Dow City Thursday.
Going up street few days ago and
seeing rather unusual stopped to investi-
gate and found it was w. E. Fishel and
Eugene Virgins Dow Citys bankers
shoveing dirt like Hungarians or Dagos.
Just few days after the above found Or.
Norman engaged at the same kind OF work.
Mrs. T. P. Black of Arion was in town
Thursday probably shopping.
I. N. Bell had business at Omaha We'd
nesday.
DR.. Carr of Denison was in and about
town Friday.
Mr.. Russell Clifford of Carr Valley, Ben
ton county Oregon, took a day off to visit
his old friend Mr.. George Langley and
take in the sights of our town on his way
to New York City.
Ingy McColl who has been home a few
DAYS on account of the death of her sister
Mrs Bessie Mcdonald left for Mime
apolis Saturday.
Roy Williamson of Ute was in town one
day this week.
We understand that w. E. Fishel has
bought the Ned Wilder property and ex-
poets to become a permanent resident OF
Dow City.
Dick Baber our efficient Town Marshall
accompanied gentleman named Kinion
to Denison Friday
Mr.. Prather who had been principal of
Dow City's high school the past year
shipped his household goods and left for
Imogene Saturday where we understand
he has an appointment to preach the COM
ing year.
Mr.. and Mrs. Arthur McColl who had
been called here on account of the death
of his sister Mrs Homer Mcdonald de-
parted for their home in Des Moines Mon
day.
Mrs. Anna Woods Shisler who had been
visiting her mother Mrs w. A. Wood left
for her home in Denver. Colorado Satur-
day.
Miss Helen Goddart and Mrs. E. H.
Crandall took the train here for Denison
Saturday.
The Misses Anna Shunaker, Kate Shu-
maker, Alice Stephens. Anna Petersen,
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1904-10-05
NOTICE oE FINAL REPORT.

In the estate Of Christian W. Marquards en-.
In the District Court OF Iowa in ana for
Crawford County
No ITO Probate.
sen. Fritz c. Nissen. Peter Nissen, Marie
Mathiesen, August Mathiesen, Margaretha
Stegemann and JohnI ii. Detlefsen:-
You are hereby notified that the undersign-
ed Executor of the estate of Christian W.
Marquardsen has filed his final report therein
in the office of the Clerk of the District Court
in and for the aforesaid County and has asked
for its approval and his discharge from furth-
err duty or responsibility therein and that
said report ana application for discharge will
come on for hearing before the Court afore-
said. lat Denison on the 10th day of Novem-
Der, A. D. 1904. az which time and place you
can appear and show cause. if any you have,
ed and the undersigned discharged from any
further duty or responsibility therein.
PETER III. JENSEN. Executor.
p. j. kLINKER, Atty for Executor. 40
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orion Neus Letter

Mrs. Susie Mitchell and Miss Ida Mitch
ell, who have been visiting at the home of
the formers parents. Mr.. and Mrs A. 7.
Mackey, for the past week, went to the
Oak to spend Sunday. returning to Arior
Monday.
Rev. Hamilton of Carroll was in town
Saturday night and led the prayer meet.
ing
The home of DIR. Coon was on Satur-
cay, the scene of regular old-fashioned
house-warming, and family reunion, it be
ing the SEVENTEEN birthday of the doctor S
mother, Mrs w. w. McHenry-Coon.
Her brothers, Morris and WA McHenry
ard wives came down on surprise 10 her
and spent the day and very Jolly time is
reported.
Mr.. and Mrs r. A Slocum and daugh-
ter Lila, spent Saturday night at the home
of DR. and Mrs. Coon, and took the morn
ing train north on the Milwaukee for Sioux
City and Minneapolis, where they will
visit relatives for short time, and then
return to Iowa with a view of finding
location for business and to make per-
manent home
Mr.. Scaggs is now entertaining his wife
and children who arrived on Thursday.
Their household goods arrived on Satur-
day and they will 5000 be settled at house,
keeping
The town council has established the
fire limit at 600 feet, and are buying 600
feet of hose to give ample fire protection
to all parts of the town.
]. L. Maurer. w. w. Coon and L. c.
Butler were Ames visitors on Friday.
Fred Peersall and wife we're Arion
visitors on Saturday
Our teachers, Deuel. and Howorth spent
Sunday in Woodbne,
There are other business changes to
take place in Arion this week
DR.. and Mrs. Coon were Denison visit
ors on Monday.
Yellow Smoke, the Indian, is camped on
the river near town.
We now have pool hall in the build
ing on Main street, owned by Pat Hedder-
man. There are two new tables and the
place is kept clean and neat and seems to
be all right We did not learn the name
of the proprietor, but he seems to be a
pleasant gentleman.
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Clara and Mabel McAhren visited with
the Misses Goddard over Sunday.
Miss Maurine Gibson Sundayed with
Miss Lois Goddard
Mrs. w. II. Davis and Miss Gertrude
who have been visiting with Mrs. Whited
returned to their home in Boone, Saturday
less McAhren was selling stock here
Saturday.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. M. Brenkle of Logan
arrived in town Saturday to see sick rel
alive south of town
Mr.. F. ]. Branaka. Editor of the Schles
wig Leader was down Saturday and visit
ed over Sunday at the William Buss home
returning Sunday evening accompanied by
Mrs. Branaka who had been visiting here
for the past week.
MIR. Will Seeman of Des Moines was in
town Saturday.
A. B Wood of Denison was on GU.
streets Saturday.
Ned Wilder and Dave Houston tran
sacted business in Omaha Saturday
MIR. and Mrs. +. u. Butts drove up TO
the county seat Monday.
The ladies of the Priscilla club were en-
tertained by Mrs. E. H. Swasey Thursday.
Mrs. M. E. Jones of Denison being an out
of town guest,
Tom Walters and wife are taking in
the sights at Omaha this week.
Supt. F. L. Hoffman was in town Mon
day.
Miss Emma Virgins is spending the
week at Sioux City, the guest of Mrs. w.
A. Cameron.
Ward and Hugh Buttervorth were
among those in Ames Friday.
Miss Vera Dow left for ST. Louis Thurs
day where she expects to spend the winter
Rev. j. ]. Marley has been appointed
pastor of the NJ E. church for another
year.
Quite number of the young friends of
Miss Rena Break gathered at the home of
E. w. Bruner Thursday evening for a
surprise party for her. Judging from the
noise every one enjoyed themselves.
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Great Gamblers,

The greatest gamblers III the world
are the Spaniards and their descend
ants. The Kanaka tribes of the south
seas, who push the hazard of gambling
beyond the grave, stake their bones
on last throw of the cowrie shells,
which they use as dice. Among Afri-
can tribes the Haussas are nearly as
great at games OF chance as the Chi
nese.
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All up with HIN

you had high old time in Eu-
roper
"Yes," replied the returned tourist;
II had. was done up at Monte Carlo,
held up in the Apenninss and laid Up n
Rome"
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Wifely Sympathy.

He-You are crying, darling How Is
this? She-Because my friend, Frau
Moller, has been presented by her hus-
band with valuable set of diamonds
that must have cost 1900 marks at
the very least He-And that is what
makes you weep? She-Well, yes. I
am sorry you will now have to spend
such lot Of money when you can 80
LII afford it.-Berlin Journal.
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MAUD AND THE AUTO.
Maud Muller or summers morn.
Heard the toot OF an auto horn.

Maud Muller. or u summers morn.
Heard the toot of au auto horn
She saw the judge go whirling past.
Gee said Maud, hes gong FAST
And then she Thought of the signs and
tears
The judge had caused her all these years,
He's 'breakihg the law at that speed"
Quoth she.
'Ha! ha Ha! ha! here's revenge for MEL
So she; set her teeth and neer cen
fiinched,
While she took his number and had hin,
pinched