New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-04-02
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Surely would At us to ride IN hearse.
| Birds come in herds for u.s.
| Rhymed up with words for US
| Cheese. whey and curds for US.
Smel-shouting verse.
| What is a political convention worth TO Chicago
| unless II has the handling OF the convention fund
| with rebates drawbacks7 Any outside fingers
| in its financial pis looked mpertinent
insertions like those OF which little Jack Horner
| who sat in corner and put in his thumb and
pulled out plum and said What a good boy am
t. was the most famous recorded prestidigitateur
only an EPIsods-"wm you kindly tell me tho
PeGteG fstng you IN Glassowi "here are you
| "oh. no; I'm married. Lily CARING. isn't it''
| bit OF money took fancy to me- and as hadn't
| a shop for pantomme l signed on with him. Big
| success."-Qllustrated Bits.
The growth Of city clubs OF high class has given
cause TO open eyed amazement in this generation.
/ In this metropolis there two such organiza-
| TONS each OF which has moro than three thousand
members and each OF which owns real estate valued
! at many hundreds Of thousands OF dollars Most
of tho well known clubs in this capital are flourish
| ing. and show in every way that they are man
aged with striking ability. Club life In the princi-
| pal communities of this country has made giant
| strides in a third Of century
THE MASCULINE VIEW
She's really lovely girl" he said.
"A blonde. and extremely fair.
With gracefully small and classic head
| Indeed? And what did she wear?'
Her eyes-you know those eyes like mist
| Just the color of skies. at dawn.
With lashes the longest. sllkiest''-
"Yes-yes. but. what had she on7"
II liked her Its gentle charm
| Suggested soul at rest;
And then-her smile was sweet and warm
| Good gracious! How was she dressed?
She must have worn some sort of a gown
But did not see II. frankly own
-(MadeIns Bridges IN Smart Set
Blasting with dynamite to obtain angleworms
seems very natural expedient when one thinks
only OF the depth 10 which the earth is frozen up
in New-Engsnd- Stu. unless the cIods thus loos-
ened were fed into coffee mill roasted in an
oven, It might be difficult Nberate the inclosed
worms from the dirt. Just how available for
practical service they would then must remain
matter OF conjecture until official returns come in
APRIL.
Ouoth Time Permit me to return
Your hat; It is. take 1t.
Quite empty now. you will learn
If you viii kindly shake it,
Old Mr. World suspectng naught
Obeyed unto the letter.
And such an April shower he caught
metropolitan Magazine
There has just been discovered in the Far Eas,
species OF the acacia tree which closes its leaves
together in coils each day sunset and curls its
twigs to the shape OF pgtaiIs After the tree has
settled itself thus for nights sleep II touched
the whole thing will nutter If agitated or i'm
patient at being disturbed. The oftener the foliage
is molested, the more violent becomes the shaking
of the branches and at length the tree emits a
nauseating odor. which. II inhaled for a few mo-
ments. violent dizzy headache 1t has
been named the angry tree
The Sailors Quadrille-A sailor was once asked
by a messmate not quite well in
cal himself to explain to him the third figure In
he, land pass your adversary's yardarms: then i'm
a jfy regain your berth the other tack in the
kind of order slip along sharp and take your
station with your partner in line: back and NIL and
then fall your heel and bring UP with your craft
She then manoeuvres ahead off alongside then
make sail in company with her until nearly astern
of the other line; make a stern board, off
shift for herself; regain your place of the
squadron best you can and let your anchor"
-(London Tft-Bfts.
According to the English papers. the latest So
These crosses OF small size. and In a number OF
various colors, laid table in a straight
line. and the person holds magnet. which he
moves slowly down the long line of crosses. One
by one in rotation, the crosses attached
to the magnet and when they at last all
ranged in order the expert gain insight
into the character and fate Of the experimental
Even Cabinet ministers have consulted the magic
Arrested.-"what did you think of the new auto
mobile patroi?''
Il was carried away with it."-Uppincott's Mag
azine.