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The San Angelo press. (San Angelo, Tex.) 1897-1907, 1904-03-31
= The Peoples Column :,
Tomorrow April Fool.

Tomorrow April Fool.
Simple Simon went fishing
For to catch u whale;
All the water he could find
Was in his mothers pail.
Tomorrow is can FOOLS Day."
80 called, because by common
consent of the rest of mankind,
all the fools have II special privi-
lege on that day, namely, to try
by every artifice they can invent,
to inveigle others into their own
classic make Others as great
fools as themselves.
Tomorrow then, you may look
out for Simple Simon. You'll
find him on every corner. He's
going fishing for TO catch II phool.
All the bait that Simon needs
comes from little pool or cavity
near the top of his Uranium where
other people keep their brains.
Look out for Simple Simon.
~.
Tomorrow Is Good Friday, the
anniversary of the most stupen-
dous crime that has blackened the
annals Of the race of men, the
most stupendous event in human
history. The one event toward
which all history points, without
which history, life and death, sin
and sorrow and suffering would
all be an insolvable enigma, but
in the light of which all becomes
clear as the mercy and love of
God. B.
The San Angelo press. (San Angelo, Tex.) 1897-1907, 1904-03-31

Waist sets, ali kinds and prices
ut Heads s, the jeweler.
The daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1904-1905, 1904-07-08
A HOUSEHOLD TREASURE.

A remedy that cures every variety
of internal pain, that is the best
thing in the world for all forms of
fever, that checks colds and cures in
digestion is a valuable thing to have
, in the house.
Phen-a-mid Tablets are a safe rem
edy to use in your family. They are
a positive cure for headache, neural
gia, rheumatism, backache, biliousness
sciatica, and all common ailments. 1t
does all this not because it is IA cure
ALL but because it is a sure specific
for pain. congestion and fever.
! Phen-a-mid contains no harmful
drug and may be taken by the most
delicate. 1t does not depress the
heart nor upset the stomach. The
mild action of Phen-a-mid makes it
peculiarly adapted for children
Phen-a-mid is endorsed by physicians
and is used in prominent hospitals
throughout the land.
Special directions accompany each
bottle of Phen-a-mid, and a booklet
containing the testimonials Of repu-
table doctors is enclosed with each
package You cannot afford to be
without a bottle Of Phen-a-mid in the
house. 1t is the medicine the doctors
prescribe.
25 cents a bottle at all druggists OF
by mail from the manufacturers, Os-
born-C olwell Co., 46 Cliff street, New
York. 4 t
The daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1904-1905, 1904-07-08

REUNION
Patrons, Teachers and Pupils Present
and Past to Celebrate.

A few earnest advocates of the
proposition to hold a reunion of the
present and past patrons, teachers
and pupils of the Pennville school,
met at the schol building, Sunday
afternoon, and perfected an organic
! alton. E. G. Jacobs was chosen pres
ident; Il. E. Oldaker, secretary; and
| township trustee Penny, treasurer.
Saturday, August 9th was the day
agreed upon to meet in Swallow s
grove, just south of Harvey's cross
ing, early in the morning and stay
until late at night. This is the site
of old Fl. Rrury, and aside from be-
ing one Of the prettiest groves in the
country, will lend additional interest
to the meeting place. The present and
all former trustees Of the township
land superintendent Of the county will
be invited to participate. And fur
Their, good citizens generally will be
welcomed and made to feel at home
The committee on arrangements who
will prepare the program and have
the reunion in charge is composed of
lR. G. Swallow, chairman; w. H.
lStonecifer, Charles Neff, M. E. Ma
lsOn, F. l.. Terrence, Fred Storch, Mrs.
Adrian Hosier, Mrs. j. w. Beard,
Miss Olive Neff and Miss Ruth Hiser
The daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1904-1905, 1904-07-08

Real Estate Transfers as reported
by Thomas Newkirk, Abstractor, Of
flee in court house, Phone 116S.
AS reported by Thomas J. Newkirk,
Abstractor, office in Court House,
Phone 116S.
Isaac Wilson to Isaac Warfield,
part of lots 16S and 100 in J. Smith 5
addition to Richmond on south third
street. Consideration $3.50
Mary A. Weller to William J.
Rhoades part of section 4 i'll Wayne
township. Containing 3 AGREES. Con-
-:->'. ton 81 so"
tu!r bud. ~ e D.. to Marguerite
E. l., atty, part # lot COZ i'll f.. StarrS
:Id,!:,n 10 R't1lrvnd, Oh north 10Th
street Consideration $1.0O.
Charles \. Street to Cornelia Moore
lot No. so in Abijah Moffitt s second
addition to Richmond on north Il |,
street. Consideration $175.
John L. Weller to Frank J. Hunt
part of lot 2 in Hugh Moffitt's addi-
ton to Richmond on north f street
Consideration $500.
Mary f. Fetta to S. Ella Hance lot
4S in j. II. BOsticks addition tC
Richmond, on north J street Consul
Grafton $32.
S. Ella Hance to Anna Jones, lot
IS in J. H. Bosticks' addition to
Richmond, on north ] street Consid-
Grafton $50.
| Rebecca l.. Bowles to William G.
Baker part of lots 3 and 4 in block
4 in Dublin. Consideration 5000
Marguerite B. Beatty to Ruth D,ll
ley part of lots COZ and COS in f
Starts addition to Richmond on n
18th street $l.OO.
Marguerite B. Beatty to Ruth A
Hunt, part Of lots COZ and Cos in f
STAIRS addition to Richmond. OF, n
18th street. Consideration $40.
Bailey p Baldwin to Lueilt Is
Mayr, lots 40, 43 and "A in J. II. Be-
tick s addition to Richmond on norIl
t14th street. Consideration $500.
The daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1904-1905, 1904-07-08
REAL ESTATE

Real Estate Transfers as reported
by Thomas Newkirk, Abstractor, Of
flee in court house, Phone 116S.
The daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1904-1905, 1904-07-08
Observation-Disclosures
SLOCAL II,EMS,13
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
Optical goods at Haner's.

Optical goods at Haner's.
Mrs. w. S. Hiser's shorthand school.
DR.. Park for high class dentistry,
8 N. Tenth street. Lady assistant.
Miss Anna Freeman, Of Cambridge
City, is here today visiting friends.
The finest stock farm in this vicini-
ty. Apply to Moore, over 6 N. 9TH St.
Miss Fidelia Parker returned last
evening from visit in Rich Square,
Ind.
Take the Dayton & Western cars
to the New Cedar Springs Hotel, now
open. 2tf
Miss Eva Wagoman, returned this
morning from a two weeks visit in
Spicoland.
Walter McConaha returned today
from Indianapolis, where he has been
for few days.
Mr.. Will Starbuck returned to New
York last evening after attending the
funeral of his brother.
Mr. and Mrs Jacob Herschberger
arrived from Chicago, yesterday ev-
ening for a few days visit.
Miss Starbuck, of New York, who
| has been here visiting relatives in
The Wayne, returned home today.
Mrs j. Everett Jones, and son
Raymond, leave tomorrow for Wash
ington, d. c., for two weeks visit
When bilious take Chamberlain s
tomach and Liver Tablets. For sale
by A. L. Lukens & Co., and w. II
Sudhoff, Fifth and Main streets.
Typewriters, all makes, rented
sold. Rentals, So to SIS per month
Repairs and ribbons for all machines
Tyrel1, w. U. Tel, Office. phone 26
The daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1904-1905, 1904-07-08
ALCOHOL
Taken From Sawdust Reported From
Norway.
Norway.

Alcohol from sawdu.t is a discov-
cry reported from Norway. Accord
ing to the chemist who has invented
the process, 100 Kilograms Of saw
dust are made to yield from six to
seven Kilograms of alcohol, together
with by-products Of acetic acid and
methyl alcohol. The saving in price
is represented by the difference. So
so, the cost of 100 Kilograms of po-
tato alcohol in Norway. and $3.50,
the cost of the same amount Of alco-
hol made from sawdust.
The daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1904-1905, 1904-07-08
Visit our Trunk Department.

Take elevator second floor. There you will find a
ee Quitting department. where trunks be obtsned
from 80 satchels from 35c up suit from
telescopes from 25c up; with special price attached to
every article You'll save money by buying here.
The daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1904-1905, 1904-07-08

Harry Downing and daughter. Miss
Marguerite, left last evening for St.
Louis to spend a few days. They
will be joined there by Mrs. Downing.
The daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1904-1905, 1904-07-08
NATIONAL.
President.
Theodore Roosevelt.
Vice President.
Charles Warren Fairbanks.

Governor-J. Frank Hanlv.
Lieutenant Governor-Hugh TIL.
Miller.
Secretary of State-Daniel E..
Storms.
Auditor of State-David E. Sher-
rick.
Treasurer Of State-Nat U. Hill.
Attorney General-Charles W. Mil
Ter.
State Superintendent of Public In
struction-Fassatt A. Cotton.
Reporter Of Supreme Court-Geo.
W. Self.
State Statistician-Joseph 81.
Stubbs.
Judge of the Supreme Court, Sec
ond District-Oscar II. Montgomery.
The daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1904-1905, 1904-07-08

Late Nalentia oranges the finest
that grows, at Prices.
The daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1904-1905, 1904-07-08
Of All Hot Weather Enemies.

Ol laII 1IUC WGdLNGT bnem1eS.
of humanity cholera is the worst.
Treatment to be effective must be
prompt. When vomiting, purging
I'D sweat announce that the disease
present, combat it with Perry
)avis' Painkiller. All bowel troubles
Ike diarrhoea, cholera morbus and
dysentery are overcome by Painkiller.
The daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1904-1905, 1904-07-08

For Sheriff.
Richard S. Smith.
Prosecuting Attorney.
Wilfred Jessup.
County Treasurer.
Benjamin B. Myrick, Jr.
County Recorder.
Frank c.. Mosbaugh.
Surveyor.
Robert A. Howard.
Coroner.
DR.. S. C. Mark1ey.
Commissioner Western District.
Elwood Clark.
Commissioner Middle District.
John F. Dynes.
The daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1904-1905, 1904-07-08

Get box Of Prices elegant choco
lateS.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1904-06-03

1t 10 not his eloquenoe that makes
him remarkable figure on the hoor
OF the House, but his clear insight
into lhings aud the motives OF men
aud his ability to explain them. he
is one OF the best debsters ia the
House and many Republican OPP
ponent has gone away limpipg when
they crossed swords with him in
debate. He is a member OF two OF
the most important committees in
the House, those OF Post Office and
Post Roads and the District OF Coll
umbia. He is an indeiatigsble
worker and his speech 10 the last
session on the frauds 10 the Post
Office Department was one OF the
fiuest things listened to during
the session. IT. will be used ~ Q
campaign document. Mr. Cowherd
is splendid organizer. He organ
lied victory for himself 10 Q district
that had been in the habit OF going
Republican and his maiorities have
been growing larger ever since he
frat came TO Congress. Mr. Cow
herd, therefore, uuderSta nds tho
needs OF Democratic candidate in
the northern districts aud his advice
and suggestions TO them will be in
valuable during the campaign.
Look out for Cowherd 90 one OF the
coming young Democrats OF the
country. q
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1904-06-03
LOTS FOE. SALE.

IN LOTS ct Kalihi (5Oxl0O III,
Az b'ck Of Kamehameha School
and Kalihi Road.
For full particulars, inquire per-
sonaliy OF
ABRAHAM FERNANDEZ,
at the office OF Fernandez, Mer-
"hant st, OF to N Fernandez.
1870
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1904-06-03

Colin Campbell, Attorney at Law,
$40 Kaahumanu street.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1904-06-03

1t is predicted that things will be
humming in a1churia in few
days. At TIE Shamrock, Nuuanu
street, between Hotel aud King,
things are already humminR. The
best OF liquors at popular prices.
z O'Sullivan, Proprietor.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1904-06-03
ron BALE.

1900 HOUSE AND LOT ON
Liliha Street near King. Only umaIJ
cash payment received. Apply TO
WlLLIAA1SAvIDGE q 90.
2O6 Merchant Stree
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1904-06-03

Officers and men OF the visit ing
fleet will fnd the most commodious
and cool place in town to lay of and
enjoy themselves at the Mint, Nuu-
anu street, between Pauahi and Bere
tania. Best beer on tap and the
best liquors OF every kind. Bonnie
Lemon and "Bob" French Proprie-
tors.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1904-06-03

For further particulars ap-
ply to Jas III Boyd.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1904-06-03

TEE INDEPENDENT D0 cents pei
month.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1904-06-03
Residence In
Manoa Valley
For
Rent or Lease

The residence of JAS. III
Boyd at Manoa Valley is Of
fered for Rent or Lease.
Possession can be given inn
mediately.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1904-06-03
II A W A ia ~
S O A =
For EYerybody

For Everybody
The HONOLULU SOAP WORKS
are now putting up their BEST
Number SOAP in 80 pound Cases
family size-at 81 25 per box, deliver
ed free to every part OF the city.
Full cases-l00 pounds-will DO de-
livered at $4.25,
For all empty boxes returned in
good, clean condition, 10 and 20
cents will be paid.
Every Family in the islands
should have a case OF Soap OF thig
price, The beet Soap made for the
Kitchen and Laundry. Try q case.
II 10 cheaper than buying by the
bar.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1904-01-21
One Thlna He Refused.

Excuse me, sir" said the thin pas
senger, "but I Judge from your CONVEX
sation that you are the Human Her
cules?"
Eyes, sir, that's who am" replied
the strong man, proudly.
e "You can lift two tons in harnessT
eyes, sir that's my record"
"You can hold 500 pounds weight ut
arms length for fifteen seconds"
Eyes, SIR"
and put up 900 pounds with one
ARM"
Yes, sir"
"And 1900 pounds weight with
two?"
Yes, sir"
well. then, would you kindly raise
the carriage window for me? It's stuck
a little, and I have an injured hand"
You'll excuse me. sir" said the
strong man, "but my manager makes
all arrangements for my tests OF
strength and endurance, and besides"
and it was noticed that the modern
Samson Yves Ill at ease-"I'm not in
training. "-Cassell's London Journal.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1904-01-21
There IL an old prophecy in our

mere II an ola prophecy In our
family which asserts that IL Caring
ton is disinherited, evil will fall upon
Blackcastle, that evil being stained
with scarlet, which means. / suppose,
in plain English, stained with blood.
But your boy seems secure from all
such dread catastrophe
"And you-you caught the little lad
tightly to your heart, and turned up to
his father face white as ashes, from
which every trace of laughter had died.
Yes you said, quietly, If the dis
inheriting lies with me. he Is secure
Nothin gon earth below, nothing In
heaven above, shall ever part, with my
consent, my son and mel
Well, said the master, and he
smiled, let me finish the dusty tradi-
ton. 1t affirms that that crime which
follows disinheritance can be purified
only by an act of love, grander, strong.
or, mightier in proportion than the sin
itself. All, little Give, whatever fu-
ture son Of Darlington may be, you,
with such mother, are not doomed to
So u q
"Ah, my lady!" and now the shrill
old voice rose in sharp and bitter re-
proach, You forgot those words, you
forgot your own VOW, you disowned
your son! Evil has come Of ia scar
let stain has come of 1t. What is the
love that shall blot Il out?"
A terrible silence fell upon them.
My lady sat erect and rigid, her eyes
blazing like Goals of fire from her pal
lid face.
Harkl
The clatter of horses hoofs on the
avenue beyond, the rattle Of riders dis
mounting the murmur OF mems deep
voices and then the massive doors
were flung wide and they filed into the
hall, half dozen constables, headed
by the chief himself.
Cyril Darlington went swiftly to
meet them.
"Oh, Mr.. Lynn, who can have done
can have committed this base, brutal,
most cowardly murder?"
The officer shook bis head, slowly.
THAT is what we are here to dis
cover ] must speak one moment to
Lady Darlington"
He walked over to where she sat.
Cynthia Lennox was kneeling beside
her, her arms clasping and supporting
the dropping figure. My lady's silver
head had fallen on her shoulder.
Keep back!" the girl said in voice
of low ccmmand-"back. | say-she
has fainted!"
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1904-01-21

Turning the snow To blood. the dia-
monds on the cedars to rubies. throw
Eng a crimson glare on the anxious
faces below, bathing the distant stee-
pie. and tinging the very heavens, over
BlaclScastle billowed the light of Its
burning tower.
And hudaIed In breathless group,
the group, augmented by rabble from
the town, watched those brave fell
lows who so daringly, go heartily, SO
grandIy grappled with the fire fiend!
Cynthia sprang down the stairs with
q wild cay.
There Is some one In the tower!"
Her clear voice reached every soul
OF them. above the crackle OF the
flames, the drip OF water.
In the tower!" they echoed, incredu-
iously.
Eyes, and you must save him! Don't
stand and look az me! Up with your
ladders! Quick-if you are not cow
Grds--quicki"
The singing words urged them on.
They worked as men Of noble instincts
DO work when duty points the way.
A huge, round column of flame soar
cd up from the eastern tower. The
park around was as bright as day.
Great Goals and embers. and blackencd
brands, fell over the snow in fltful
showers
They had almost secnred the ladder
against the great stone wall when
Hark!
They staggered back and locked at
each other in blank terror. townspeo-
pie and firemen.
But ah, they knew II too well--Cyn.
thia and Cyril, and my lady--that I'M
earthly, dlscordant, shrieking laugh!
They looked up. They saw
framed In by an oriel window, lit up
by the red radiance Of the fire--a face,
q human face--a CHASTITY, grinning.
leering, fearful face!
A moment more and 1t was gone.
But even as 1t disappeared from their
strainlng sight, up rose an awful cry:
'The walls are falling!"
A crash. as II of thunder; a rattle, a
rumble, a roar; mad, triumphant
pillar of fire shooting up to the pallid
stars-and the tower had fallen!
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1904-01-21
Murdered and EIayed,

On Oct. 20 some watermen at Yer
non, ninety-three miles from Paris,
took from the Seine the upper por-
ton OF the body OF a man. A few
minutes later some men on the oppo-
site side Of the river. at Vernonnet,
found the lower limbs of the body
floating in the river. Besides having
been cut IN two, the body had been
entirely skinned.
The corpse was that OF 2 man about
sixty years old who had evidently not
been accustomed to hard work, as the
hands and feet were shapely and slen-
der. 1t is surmised that the victim
was murdered and then sawed In two.
The police have been unable to solve
the mystery and the body still awaits
Identification.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1904-01-21
CHAPTER xxx.
"Murderedi"

dOuI
Who said that? Who was so inhu-
man as to rejoice at the sight of a life
crushed out2 Were, they spoken at
&il--those low. fervent words. or was
her brain playing her trick?
Cynthia wheeled around in hot IN
dirnation. Beside her stood my lady.
did you say that?" she cried eager
1y--"you?"
"Yes. Some day you will say so. too,
dear--some day. Be merciful!"
And then they were pressed apart
by the crowd which surged Blackjack
from the dense smoke, the whirling
stone. the rain of fiery cinders.
TOO late!" cried voice from the
throng. "The poor fellows gone!
Haul off yer ladders. boys!"
Aye--too late!
A vast, rough, smoldering, glowing
pile of rock and mortar alone re-
manned OF the massive tower which for
centuries had hidden rugged defiance
20 sun and storm.
And all around the snow. pure and
stainless n few hours before, lay black
ened and trampled and thawed.
The fremen turned a steady streams
OF water upon the ruins, over which
still played in impish frolic. tongues OF
crimson flame.
The dull winter day was breaking
coldly over Blackcastle when the
crowd Surged down the great avenue
In reluctant departure. They stray
g,ea through the gates, weary, but
volubly sociable In honor of the oc-
casion which had brought them to.
gether. and comfortably impressed
with that vague sense OF satisfaction
such people feel In a catastrophe
which affects them not at ALL
battered, dragged and drenched. the
fremen climbed up their brazen chart
OTIS and turned the heads of their
horses away to the CHASTITY dawn.
Chilled. heartsicl, shivering with In
tense and voorhees, excitement, the IN.
mates of Blackcastle gathered together
in the still shadow-haunted hall.
A queer group, they, In their stained,
WCt GAA LlNHNos win tAOAi S~llu
haggard facesl
The servants hastily kndled hugo
fire, and they pressed around. in ami
able and mutual misery.
My lady sat in quaint. carved
chair. her white head leaning against
It in exhausted repose.
Her eyes were closed. IN the droop-
ing attitude of her figure, In the re-
Taxed pose OF the proud old head, in
the expression OF her face was such a
strange suggestion OF peace as Gym
thia never remembered OF having seen
before.
She was so absorbed In watching
her that she started at the sound OF a
voice beside her.
She turned to face Cyril. He held a
glass Of steaming negus.
Drink this" he said. "How you are
shaking! You must be very careful,
or you will be ILL.,"
Mechanically she took the tumbler
from him. and turned up to his worn,
splendid face.
He bent his head to listen to the
words she was saying.
TEL Them" she whispered, mot to
ennoy Lady Darlington with questions
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1904-01-21
CHAPTER XXI.
A Crimson Crime.

For moment--one stunned. sick
ening. awful moment--sllence reigned
silence painful and intense.
The harsh light Of early morning
fell upon them standing so. with faces
whitening to deadly pallor, and eyes
dllating and darkening with startled
horror.
My lady. still ignorant OF the errand
with which the servant had been en-
trusted. but reused to acute conscious
ness by the dreadful word just spoken,
rose in trembling haste and came one
step forward. Her thin. old voice
broke sharply upon the silence.
what do you meant" abe cried.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1904-01-21

blades. During the interval which
has elapsed I have had occasion to
resort to Doan's Kidney Pills when
noticed warnings of an attack. On
each and every occasion the results
obtained were Just as satisfactory as
when the pills were first brought TO
my notice. just as emphatically en-
dorse the preparation to-day as / did
over two years ago."
Foster.Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. T..
proprietors. For sale by all druggists,
price SO cents per box.