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The Newtown bee., 1904-03-04

FOR SALE-1 good matched pair OF farm
+ horses weight 2iOO lbs, price S125. VIM. A.
Tator, 3779 Main St, Bridgeport. Conn.
The Newtown bee., 1904-03-04

NOR SALE-1O good young sheep. bred to a
4 registered Shropshire buck for April lambs.
Price S35 Q. G. Hawley, Oxford, Conn. P.
o.: R. ID, 1, Seymour. Conn.
The Newtown bee., 1904-03-04

DOR SALE-Two good general purpose
T horses. Weight 1850 and 1900. Kind
gentle True in and all harness, and if you
want workers you make no mistake in buying
either one j. f. McFarlan, Elmwood dis
trict, Bethel, Conn.
The Newtown bee., 1904-03-04

DOR SALE-Good farm. about 50 acres; 10
I room house. well located. Also carriage.
wagon, cultivator. hay, material for roller and
sled. tools, etc. Inquire Mrs G: Wolcott Beach,
at Chester F.. Brinsmade's, Daniels Farms.
Trumbull.
The Newtown bee., 1904-03-04

VJANTED-A position as housekeeper by a
w middle aged American woman inta small
family or widower, or taking charge OF prl-
ence required. Address, stating salary and
full particulars H. H., R. f. d. q, Danbury.
Conn.
The Newtown bee., 1904-03-04

DOR SALE-An in valids rolling chair; used
L but few times COST $21. Will sell for ST.
Mrs O. H. Brush, Beaver Brook. R. D. q, Dan
bury.
The Newtown bee., 1904-03-04

EORSALE-1 extra nice two year-old Hol-
stein bull. 2-year-old HOlstein heifer. and
one fodder cutter. George A. Drew, Newtown.
Conn.
The Newtown bee., 1904-03-04

DOR SALE-A farm containing one hundred
r and eight acres QO9 situated on Second
Hill, one-quarter mile from Depot. and four
miles from New Milford, with stock and farm
ing tools and plenty Of fr%t t Terms low Ao-
The Newtown bee., 1904-03-04

VNANTED--Married man to work a farm on
w shares or hire. Small family no objec-
ton. Address Shares, Branchvile, Conn.
The Newtown bee., 1904-03-04

WANTED-2 good shoats. Berkshire breed
w preferred; also a two-year-old bull which
will weigh about 1000 pounds, Durham breed
preferred. Gall or address @. F. Nichols
StepneY Depot. Conn. Route Is.
The Newtown bee., 1904-03-04

NOR SALE CHEAP-Farm Of so acres good
I house and barn; a mile from Judd'S Bridge
Station. 7. E. Costigan, r. F. D. 3, New Mil
ford, Conn.
The Newtown bee., 1904-03-04

EOR SALE-A number one driving horse
l. perfectly safe for ladies, $50 lbs. Would
swap for one weighing HOO or 1900 pounds
VIM. B. Graft, Stepney, OF.
The Newtown bee., 1904-03-04

Mrs Ida Hamburger is in West Ha-
ven.
The Newtown bee., 1904-03-04

FOR SALE-One good new mich COW. l. B.
l. GOOdsell, Newtown, Conn.
The Newtown bee., 1904-03-04

A new factory. SO rs, 2 STORIES in good
town, low taxes. Also boiler. engine shafting
pulleys etc. Sage, 43 Jefferson st, Waterbury,
Ct.
The Newtown bee., 1904-03-04

DARN WANTED-To hire, with privilege of
+ buying. Must be cheap. Give full partic-
ulars and best terms. Lyon, 2170 Fulton St.
BROOKLYN, N. Y,
The Newtown bee., 1904-03-04

WANTED TO HIRE-A good honest man.
w with small family. to take charge OF my
farm and dairy for one year. or more want
good reference from last employer: pay
good wages, with nice tenement and fireWood.
j. NJ Black, Washington, Com.
The Newtown bee., 1904-03-04

FOR SALE-1O-year-old mare, weight about
l. 140O. Address F. B. Straight, New Preston
Conn.
The Newtown bee., 1904-03-04

DOR SALE-New Heavy 2-horse wagon and
T harness. warranted to carry tons; in.
to order, SI2 per set and upwards. Address j.
J. Brophey, "a Grand ST.. Danbury, Conn.
The Newtown bee., 1904-03-04

A UCTION SALE-On Saturday, Marcn IL,
n young cows with calves. alsoseveral spring
ers. N. b: If sold previous at private sale
want to. sell. 81. E. Plumb Stevenson, Conn.
The Newtown bee., 1904-03-04

FOR SALE-1 Aline No. 3 Hot Water Reli-
l. able Incubator and BrOoder, 20O-egg capac-
ity, with yards combined, with patent egg
turning rack Also two breeders. Mrs b. B.
Wheeler. r. D. No. II, Westport, Conn.
The Newtown bee., 1904-03-04

DOR SALE-4 two-seated top surrey, I rub
L Der tired top buggy, two-seated sleigh,
single sleighs. pneumatic tired buggy and
one-horse dump cart. Peter H. Lynch, Long
Hill, Conn.
The Newtown bee., 1904-03-04

Mrs William Kuschke and Sidney
Tomlin of Bridgeport have been guests
at w. p. Tomlin's.
The Newtown bee., 1904-03-04

DOR SALE-A fine grade Durham COW, 5
L years old. calf by her side. I. O. B. Ran
som, Stony Hill district. Bethel Conn.
FOR SALE-Young pigs, O. S. Russell, New
y town. Conn.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1904-09-29
CLEARED MILLIONS
ON TWO WHEAT DEALS.
AdoIph Lichstern, After Haking a
Big Fortune In Eight Months, @
Quits the Game.

CHICAGO, H.. Sept. 29.-ClearinS
between $4,000, 900 and S~2,500,000 in
two wheat deals, which began last
February and closed this month,
Adolph J. Lichstern has quit the game
and Thursday will start with his fam
lily for an indefinite visit in Europe.
Lichstern's two deals were largely
in the May, 1904, and September, 1904,
options, although there were big
plunges in July, and lately in Deem
Der wheat. He has been both a bull
and bear in this time, but the bulk
of the fortune was made on the bull
side Of the May and September OPP
tons. Beginning last May, when the
entire community was bearish in SEN
timent and action on May wheat, Lich-
stern was buying it quietly and in
large quantities. Before he got
through he had a long" line of 5000
600 to 5000, 900 bushels.
When wheat reached 81 and there
was talk of it going 10 S1.25 every
body was crazy to buy, so Lichstern
unloaded 5000, 900 bushels at a profit
of 10 cents on the bushel-some of
it as high as 20 cents a bushel.
Then came the break. Wheat fell
under a dollar, and when settlement
day came it was discovered that Lich-
stern had cleaned up another profit of
eight to ten cents a bushel on a ire
mendous line of short wheat.
1t was only a few weeks until the
second big campaign vas on. From
a point near so cents L;chstern quiet
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1904-09-29
BOTH DODGE QUESTIONS.
Miss Roosevelt and MIR. lon9Worth
Refuse to Affirm or Deny Re
ported Engagement.

NEW YORK. Sept. 29.-The rumor
that Miss Roosevelt n Nicholas
Longworth, Representative in Con-
gress from the First district of Ohio,
are engaged has eel persistent for
some time and recent events seem to
lend confirmation.
Mrs. Ogden Mills gave a dinner last
night at her country home up the
Hudson TO Miss Roosevelt and Mr..
Longworth. They sat side by side.
In the course of the meal Mr.. Long
worth showed the daughter of the
President a newspaper clipping re-
porting that they we're engaged.
Miss Roosevelt laughed and Mr..
Longworth laughed, too. The other
guests. discovering the cause of their
amusement, proceeded to chaff them
Finally both Miss Roosevelt and MIR.
Longworth were pressed for a conhr-
nation or a denial of the report Both
evaded questions, and at he close OF
the dinner il was agreed by the other
guests that neither Miss Roosevelt
nor the Congressman had expressly
admitted thai they We're engaged nor
had they expressly denied it. The
story of the dinner episode spread and
today Mr.. LonSworth at Republican
headquarters was pressed by his
friends for something definite IN the
way of announcement. He made this
statement to a personal friend:
Say to the press that if it is neces-
sary that l be quoted l desire to be
quoted as saying that l have nothing
to say
Remember, you will find b largest
lines of washing machines. wringers.
tubs, &C., carried in the city at ]. L.
Halls Hardware Store. X
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1904-09-29
ODDS ON ROOSEVELT
BACK TO TO TO g.
One Broker offers s25ooo IN Lots ar
This Rate and a Few Waeers
Are Made.

NEW YORK, Sept. 29--Oferings
of a block of s25, 900 to bet in separate
lots at odds of 10 to on Roosevelt
were made in Wall street yesterday
by Charlie Smith, a curb broker,
who said he was acting for a Stock
Exchange houSe This shifted the
prevailing odds on the national cleo
ton from 2 to 1, the rate prevailing
on Monday. Mr.. Smith placed S2,500.
of this money with WA. Titus. Bets
of $500 to $500 on Roosevelt were.
made by Allen, McGraw & Co, with.
]. ] Judge. and $1,000 to $500 with
Max Borse.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1904-09-29
NOTICE

II you see a nice nokine
couple driving around with q
good stylish horse, elegant harness,
nobby r%un-a-bout, carriage or trap,
with nice clean robes, and everything
to match, you can wager ten to one 1t
was hired from the Jackson Livery
Barn, as we put out only that kind.
FRED S. JACKSON, Manager Open
day and night. Z
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1904-09-29

THAT DELIGHTFUL FLAVOR
given by the juices OF luscious fruits.
ripe and fresh, makes Jim Martins
soda so popular. The fact that all
these syrups are absolutely pure ap
.peals to everyone's good sense who
values health. The water used is pure
also, and. there is no summer
age so wholesome and delicious. Try
a glass of soda with his delicious ice
cream at the
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1904-09-29

Iy took on a load of 100000 or more
bushels. Then came stories of d
damage in the Northwest and light
thresher receipts in the Southwest
Before August l September wheat
went to SILT. At this point Lich-
stern unloaded his 5000, 900 bushels
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1904-09-29

Are you going? Where2 Why o
the Kings Daughters supper ATM
z. Church? Friday Sept 80. IT'S
only So cents.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1904-09-29

1t is easy to get guesses by asking
a friend to subscribe for the West Vir-
ginian six months x
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1904-09-29

Your want" is not important-to
anyone but yourself-unttl 1t has been
put into type"
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1904-09-29
sale Of Lands for school Fund.

sale Of Lands for School Fund.
Chapter eighteen is a money max
ing law for regulating thezsale OF lands
for the benefit of the school fund.
Tax Levies for School Purposes.
Chapter nineteen is another very
important bill, relating to education,
reducing the 1evies for the building
fund. and imposing other restrictions
about the same, and also regulating
the emergency leyies which are now
authorized to be made when necessary
to maintain five months school.
The building fund is the fund TO
provide school houses, furniture, fuel,
etc, and under existing law the Boards
of Education can levy a tax Of forty
fve cents on the hundred dollars LOT
this purpose. II the future this levy
is restricted to twenty cents, except
when a new building is being erected
and an added tax is absolutely neces-
sary. The effect of the law is, in nine
out OF every ten districts in the State,
to insure a saving of twenty cents IN
the tax levies.
The "teachers'' fund tax remains at
a maximum of fifty cents. If necessary
TO levy more to get five months OF
school a special or emergency levy is
authorized; but only in order to get
enough money to run the school five
months.
P~enitentiary Guards.
Chapter twenty authorizes the ap-
pointment and use Of penitentiary
guards to convey convicts from jails.
A Money saver Conveying convicts.
Chapter twenty-one prescribes how
convicts shall be taken from b coun-
les to the penitentiary. This act will
save the State, in about two years, the
entire cost of the special session OF
the Legislature. 1t relieves the sher-
ifs of his duty and imposes it upon
guards from the p~enitentiary, thus in
surfing a great saving to he State over
the present method Of taking a deputy
sheriff for each prisoner.
State Reform School,.
Chapter twenty-five reduces III num-
Der the directors and reorganizes the
board of the State Reform School. The
act provides hat the counties having
inmate shall pay $4,000 annually
toward the education and care of in
mates from their counties. This law Is
based on justice and will save money
both to the counties and to the State
by preventing some of the abuses il
commitments t this institution.
West Virginia Asylum.
Chapter twenty-three is a similar
measure to the above and applies to
the West Virginia Asylum or Home
for 1ncurables.'
Conclusion.
In this summary of the several acts
it will be seen that the intention OF
the Legislature is to
Lower local tax rates,
Equalize assessment values,
Institute economies in local and
State offices,
Make all corporations list their prop
erty accurately,
Abolish direct State taxes,
Raise State revenues from license
and privilege taxes,
Do Justice to the small taxpayers.
Reduce taxation to those now paying
more than their just share,
More justly distribute governmental
burdens.
Make fair and reasonable tax laws,
~SyStemize and create a head to the
taxing system OF the State,
Deal fairly and impartially with all
interests.
Make every interest carry its fair
share OF taxation.
Get coal, oil, gas and mineral values
on the tax duplicate.
Snfnn1,arl tIl nl1h1in intprPSfS
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1904-09-29

I have some fine lots in MOTTO
Place YET. II. H
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1904-09-29

Bring your family to the Kings
Daughters chicken upper at the
Main street II. E. Church Friday even
ing.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1904-09-29

Get one Of those new Trolley Shawls
at The Bon Ton. y
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1904-09-29

l have some good bargains ON Fa.r.
mont. avenue. Call and see me. 81
81. Lanham. =
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1904-09-29

Try your luck-it doesn't cost any
thing. Coal City House Furnishing
Company.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1904-09-29

ed? Marion Claim Agency viii collect
it for you.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1904-09-29

Some person VIII get the chair Goa
City House Furnishing Company
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1904-09-29
ScHUsTER,

Contractor for Cement Sidewalks
Cellar Floors, Yards, Retaining Wa1lD
and Steps. Stable Floors and Cellars
made water tight, a speciality
Residence-Spenca street. near Na-
pie avenue. F. & NJ. Phone, 534- p
o. Box, 476. Fairmnnt W. Va
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1904-09-29

Hats, shirts, collars and ties. at C.
B. Highlands. x
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1904-09-29

SOUTH SIDE
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1904-09-29

Reliable Furniture at Fairmout Fur
niture Co. =
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1904-09-29

Chapte fifteen IS one OF the most
important acts and provides for the re-
assessment of all the lands of the
State in 1905, upon which the tax
levies of 1906 will he laid. No other
assessment of real estate is provided
for until the year 1903. The as
sessment must be completed and
the books filed on or before August i.
The State Tax Commissioner appoints
one commissioner from each county.
Assistants may be appointed if APP
proved by the Board of Public Works.
All real estate must be assessed at its
true value. The law makes the county
court a board of equalization in each
county, and the State Board of Public
Works acts as a final board of equal
iZation. 1t is the most complete Sys-
tenn yet devised for occurring an accu-
rate assessment of the real estate
property of this State. The Tax Com
missioner s~upervises the commission
erS' work, heretofore dom with little
or nc system. This one assessment
holds until 1909, when theswork Of as
sessing real estate will be done by the
regularly elected county assessor.
Prohibiting Expenditures.
Chapter sixteen forbids the unau-
thoriZed expenditure of public moneys
by any officer of State. by any county
court or board of education; prohibits
them from making unauthorized pub
lie improvements, creating thereby q
public debt. This law alone Is worth
several times the cost of the special
session of the Legislature, and is a dis
tinct reform measure.
Methods Of Accounting.
Chapter seventeen provides for su-
pervision of, and a uniform method in.
the accounting of public institutions,
thus effecting economies.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1904-04-07
P,TH AND POINT.

The more culture the lees jewelry.
Night IN only tunnel to him who
travels toward hope.
What some folks call luck Is in real.
ity disaster to them.
IT In love of virtue, not fear Of law,
that makes civilization.
# A mans business may be success
and vet the man failure.
IN Don'tweep over bad crop. Get
syour lxna ready and Sow again.
Fl You can Conquer yoslr care. more
lsquickly II you do not continually carry
long face.
Whatever yeu may have In your
purse. carry hope In your heart and
/ spend Il freely .3ss q ss.
There II no law against laughter, my
friend Yal,, are here on earth and en-
titlsd to Its sunshine.
What. fortunes are wasted by men
and women who are struggling TO
know those who are hardly worth
knowing!
Keep on trimming your lamps, till
Ing your soil, tngKing and pegging
away, VOW never can tell when the
messenger Of success will come
I 1chpolmaater.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1904-04-07
The Travels VI : Jewel.

9. =
Fanny Keinble when In the United
States wears ago was persec,lted by the
/ attentions Of i wealthy lunatic. When
{ GnalJy rejected By her he flung pack.
+ aye ilpon tile table, exclsiming. Well
ut least take this.s and disappeared.
The parcel proved to contain yer!
beautifnl jewel. The actress Was not
long permitted 10 retain III She saw
10 more OF her prosecutor, hut did no,
remain under any sense of obligation,
to him. The gem WAS stolen from hel
before she quilted the United States.
I She forgot ali about II In the course OF
the years that foliowei A very long
I time afterward she vas In Italy A
peddler displayed the contents Of hi,
pack before her i / Sorrento. There Ia,
the long lost Jewel Through whose
hands II had passed ehcrv was nothing
\ - shosv 81
An Artsst's Irsass.
Nrowfly Dslhes ce1sta It'll has his
swn troubles.
pinde. ~, thought u was X.
M splendtd IDLY
2 Browlfly III wa until he painted
that last landscA p. He painted the
sun Il. too natural. ~
Finder How could thar be I ss
srownly Well, II. dries up the ~.
! HI III the pond "a fast that he Aas Il
Daint III nov Va Ter every tWs q thIsl
slAys.ls York Times
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1904-04-07
R.ck.f@iler Ana II. D..s..

In former years John d. Rockefel-
lerss supervision Of Standard OIL COM
pany affairs took In even the smallest
detail. On ene occasion, according to
Ida N. Tarbell In McClure's. COM
menting on monthly statement, he
called rehner's attention to dis
crepancy In regard to bungs articles
worth shout as much In Z refinery. AZ
pins are In ! household. Last month";
ne said to the subordinate oficial con-
cerRed, you reported on hand / ,119
bungs. Ten thousand were sent you
at the beginning Of this month. You
have used 9,527 this month You re-
port 1.012 on hand What has become
OF the other 1902" Apparently Mr..
ROckefeller's idea was: Take care Of
the bunks and the barrels will take
care OF themselves.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1904-04-07
ROMANCE in VARIED GulsE.
.DsAaitian 81 the Vera Il ssses ptisIs
af yYiAe Uixeraf Il q tfnn

aOeAaitfon ~ the Vera II Susceptible
sK Wide DiversfAcation.
What il romance? Even the colo
quial use OF the term Ii varied. When
We say you are romancinK" or call
anything romantic NJ distinguished
fr6fn what Ii real or what Is true We
mean one thing, but quite another
when we apply the term romantic to
natural scenery. And In this appiica.
fion we must distinguish between the
effect upon ts OF that which We call
romantic because OF h,Inan associa-
items with certain sights or sounds ana
tilxt wiidHess Of nature which we call
romantic because Of Its absolute dis
ISOLATION from anything lluHan.
Keeping cut OF mind the use Of the
word In artistic and literary criticism,
let us try to find what element OF
ACKNOWLEDGEMENT there IL In the diyersities
OF colloQuial nssEe
In nil that ID generally called ro-
mantic. In the cases above mentioned
there il the common element Of
atransencss. We easily revert to Whist
must have been the original sense Of
the word IN its connection with those
MEDIEVAL notifications OF the Latin
tongue kDewn ~ the romance Ian:
Guayes The Saxon er Celt would
have found hi% native tongue SUFFICIENT
for nj ordinary needs but II he
caught the Roman air in any way, by
travel or refinement of taste aud habit,
he would, to meet the newly developed
need, borrow the graces Of the Roman
speech-that ii he would romance.
Harper's Magazine.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1904-04-07
It wa. An Arranged.

A London barrister used to tell Of an
instance that occurred in his own ex-
perience OF trial by jury in Wales. A
well known local solicitor named Car
mons was concerned in case. While
counsel was addressing the jury its
members quietly turned from him. put
their heads together. and then the fore
man addressed the judge. ''It's no use.
my lord. for the gentleman in the wig
to talk any more. as we agreed in the
Blue Lion last night to vote for Mr..
Garnons of Rhiwgoch."
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1904-04-07
Nv Neyx. .Wol,nan.l

eheS VA swagKers' and bold,
She was heartless and cold.
An amazon. bod VI and mind: 4
He, q white livered youth,
Tuxsy Tipped and uncouth,
{ q the xoody good, "mamma's boy Kind
hs was laying her plan
70 annihilats man
i 49, build q new world, but ons day
He HAid wv III you wed r.
And she pillowed her head
go M breast in the old fashioned way.
The 0milsr II Town Toplsa
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1904-04-07
Cnstol.,arx Notice.

Are the races coming to town."
II don't know" answered young
Mrs. Torkins. My husband hasn't
vet said anything about our having to
economic. "-Washington Star.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1904-04-07
valued Competitor.

Emeline-Sara is my greatest con-
ISOLATION in life.
Why?
Emeline- Everybody says she talks
more than do.-Detroit Free Press
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1904-04-07
FulIy Explained.

Miss Passion hat IL nightmare
i NE, Mr. Crnsty 4
NJ. Crust It's like finding yourself
married 70 = woman who IL everlast-
1ngly asking fool questions Chelsea
n1Eette.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1904-04-07

Z I'D
Money is not the balance of power.
gentlemen. There are those scales in
which an ounce of integrity is worth a
ton OF gold. -Schoolmaster.
:. Secondary Confederation.
The demure comedienne has closed
with the ilnpresario and has agreed
to create the leading role in the new
comic opera.
And now," says the impresario,
what figure would you want for the
season r.
" "Oh, Z she filters, with an atrectation
ef embarrassment, had we not best
Lave filat 70 the costumer Judge.
Half the trouble Of this troubled
wora son,es from the fact that. for
enc reason or another, women are not
aDie 70 look w to the men with whom.
- navs aealings The Fulturas.''
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1904-04-07
Topsy.s Fall Name,

Mamma, what is Topsy's other
name?''
sropsy in the play? don't know,
dear guess she hasn't any other.
It's just Topsy, that's ALL
"Oh, she has another name. heard
papa speak Of it yesterday, but can't
think OF 1t now. Oh. yes. remember.
It's Topsy Turyy!"- Kansas City Jour
nal
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1904-04-07
A Biasea Opiaion.

she--I think it's SO silly OF lovers to
quarrel
He-Yes, the making up is so expcn.
sive. BROOKLYN Life
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1904-04-07
writes. ana Draws,

Kippax-And who is your favorite
author, Mrs. Softly?
Mrs. Softly My husband.
REPRESENTATION me. didn't know
he wrote
Mrs. Softly-Oh, but he does. and 80
cely-checks!-Town and Country.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1904-04-07

The Extent Of His Interest.
They say your new son-in-law is a
handsome fellow"
II never looked to see."
'"rhat's strange"
"Not at all. My daughter picked him
out. and all I had to do was to pay for
him. cleveland Plain Dealer.