Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1904-01-06

MOOnBnin6fo nave Doou caEfylnB on
their operation in Chicago shy-scrap-
ers.
While the fool sIts arounds and
pOnders the wise guy proceeds to get
busy.
A Rankin county preacher has bap-
tIzed in the same creek for eighteen
years.
Some Of the large ocean steamers
can be converted into srmed cruisers
In 80 hours.
h.. A Chicago physician has not taken .
bath in many years. He has deciples
in this city,
The man who never told . lie 10
foolish to risk spelling bis reputation
by saying so.
Don't get so fAr In advance Of the
times that you won't be able to help
them catch up.
Hiram W. B ckwlth, Law partner
of Abraham Lincoln, died in Chicago
a few days ago.
San Antonio has offered q reward Of
$1,000 for q person engaged In dyns-
hitting street cars.
The increase in wages during the
year 1908 has cost the railroad com
panies $780, OO, 900.
The sad story OF the Chicago thea
ter fire appears more horrible as the
details become public.
The actors as well as the farmers
are said to be rejoicing over the pres
emit high price Of eggs.
II the price of eggs continues to rise
the goose that lays the golden egg
may look to his laurels.
Books are mans best friends; when
they bore him be 3 shut them up
without giving offense.
For a lock of Napoleon's hair only
five dollars was recently paid In some
London auction rooms.
The present population of Berlin is
over 1920, 900. OF these eli 900 are
males, 1910, 900 females.
The man who is unable to make. a
world to suit bis whims should be con
'tent to take this n as he 6Dbs it.
A fiddler always has his picture
taken holding his fiddle, probably to
show that he is welded to his art.
John Sharp Williams thinks that
Roosevelt can be easily defeated by
the democrats with any good man.
The Virginia alrship that really flies
has at least q better press agent than
has Professor Langley's aerOdrome.
Anything to boom the State Reve-
nue. Agent seems to be the motto Of
some of the Jackson correspondents.
West Virginia burglars have gone
into the business Of robbing falls.
This is burglary reduced to q fine art.
For the year 1909 and 1908 compa-
MES capitalized at nearly ESQ, 0OO, 900
we're authorized to do business in this
state.
A man 1O1 years old dropped dead
the other day while smoking q pipe.
Let the users of the destroying weed
beware,
1t might be a good idea to make g
New Year resolution to resolve to do
nothing which you know you are not
going to do.
The New Year starts on Friday.
Rather q bad day on which to being a
journey, but old Father Time knows
his business.
The advent Of Hearst's new Los An
geles paper. The Examiner, wa cele-
brated by a parade Of the labor unions
of that city.
The President, It is announced, viii
sstake things easily" for the next fort.
night. South American republics bet
ter watch out.
Senator German does not seem &
be able to hold the Democratic sena-
tors In line, which augers IN for bis
higher ambition.
Teddy is the father Of Panama and
seems to be ahectl0nate and generous
toward her, but ho treats Columbia
like 3 step child.
Mrs.. Reed smoOt, wife Of the Nor.
mon United States senator, la presl.
dent Of the Female Republic Club,
of Salt Lake City.
The world admlres the pluck o.
japan even though her Judgment Il
estimating the strength o. her threat.
ening rival be ct fault.
The national Republican convention
win be held next year a. Chicago
G~rafters. sharks and manipulat0r a.
ways did love that town.
Liver spots have spoiled many pretty
complexicus, and nothing 90 complete
y removes them as Ramon's Toni
Regulator. Just . mite af this pleas
ant vegetable powder an retiring paint
the bloom Of health on the cheeks
Lsrge tin boxes go,