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The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1904-08-05
DEFINING ETERNITY.
"Eternity!"

Eternity"
The voice CT the preacher sank 10
a Mortified whisper
IAN eternity of torment" he re-
peated. do you bethink you what
eternity is? | tell you it is as long
as it would seem to you if you we're
going to the theatre and were waiting
for your wife to get ready, and she
had eight or nine heads instead of
one!"
Here several men rose, haggard
and tottered forward to the anxious
seat.-Puck
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1904-08-05
DREW THE CROWD.

Missionary (GulchVille) = Dear!
dear! It's too bad. l am told there
has just been a lynching.
Deacon Neutrality-suspicious., parson;
you said you wished we could have
big crowd here to the openin' of
the religious revival, and I told you
I'd bring 'em.-They're all here
New York Weekly.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1904-08-05
THE REAL THING.

Eyes" remarked the bald-headed
man, my wife is president ola secret
society,""
Nonsense" rejoined the fussy old
bachelor. "The idea of women hav-
ing anything to do with secret So
cieties."
But" explained he of the alb
sent hair" this is a society Of which
the members exchange secrets. Chi
cago News.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1904-08-05
STILL USEFUL.

Mrs. Fortie-While was cleaning
out the attic today I found this cid
wire hustle. Isn't it oldfashioned:
Mr.. Fortie-Yes, but keep it. It
will come in handy next August.
Mrs. F0rtie-Why, those things will
never come in style again.
Mr.. Fortie-But it will make a
splendid muzzle for Rover in the dog
Philadelphia Press.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1904-08-05

there's a handsome big policeman
whose beat embraces Mrs. Swell
mans house. Can't you get him
transferred to this neighborhood?"
What for?" demanded her hus-
band.
Mrs. Swellman has an excellent
cook and l want her philadelphia
Press
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1904-08-05
MONEY.

Biggs-Skinned tells me that he is
making all kinds of money these
days.
Diggs-An but one kind, perhaps.
Biggs-What's the exception.
Diggs-The proverbial honest dol
lar.-Chicago News.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1904-08-05
UNCHARITABLE.

"Bliggins is very slow to anger"
said the little person who always says
kind things.
eyes" answered Miss Cayenne.
"Ee is so dense that he doesn't per
ceiye when he ought to resent some
thing until it is too late. Washing
ton Star.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1904-08-05
EVENED UP.

81 think, he said, that I am now
just about even with the world"
Even with the world"
eyes. I figured that I have now
reached a point where I owe just
about as many people as don't owe" "
Chicago Post.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1904-08-05
WHERE SILENCE IS GOLDEN.

j. Arson Bond-Wou1d you have
loved me had 1 been poor?
She-Certainly, my love; but I'd
have kept you in blissful ignorance
of the fact.-Smart Set.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1904-08-05
QUITE TRUE.

Woody declares his grandfather
descended from one of the greatest
houses in England"
"Ah! yes. l did hear story about
the old man falling off a roof he was
repairing once for Lord Somebody or
other. Philadelphia Press.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1904-08-05
Open Work the Vogue.

The open-work doilies, tablecloths,
centerpieces and napkins show the
vogue for onenwork designs as much
IS the gowns do.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1904-08-05
Rememher Your sIIhouette.

The trouble with loose coats and,
indeed, with the style Of dress in ia
vor just now is that the lines Of the
figure are too apt to be neglected. IN
other words. the wearer is swamped
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1904-08-05
A Word to the Child.

Train your child to always wipe his
face on his own individual towel. Be-
gin when he is very small, too. 1t
will prove a good habit to get into.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1904-08-05

During the last year the boats Of
the Royal National Lifeboat Institu.
tio1 were instrumental in saving 700
lives, making the grand total Of A.
3G1 since the establishment Of the
institution in 1924.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1904-08-05
COMING TO THE POINT.

"It's so long since you last called
upon me I was beginning to think you
were forgetting me, said Miss Pechis
as she came down to the young man
in the parlor.
I'm for getting you" replied the
ardent youth, "and it's for getting you
that I've called tonight. Can l have
vou?"-Philadelphia Press.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1904-08-05
SUBURBAN ARITHMETIC.

Teacher-Now, Johnny, if your
mother engaged two cooks on Mon
day, three on Tuesday and four on
Wednesday, how many would she
have?
Johnny-None.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1904-08-05

The largest loayes Of bread baked
are those of France and Italy.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1904-08-05
New York Sun.
BLISS TO SUIT CIRCUMSTANCES

How much will it cost me to get a
divorce?" asked the man.
THAT depends" replied the lawyer,
absentmindedly. How much have
you got?"
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1904-08-05
A SCHEME.

Dear" said the politicians wife,
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-12-02

O. ruchiEgs OF the material gathered
through the middle and finished with
tiny silk braid over the stitching. n
ado. .tiou 70 outlining the yoke ana con
seai.uc tie closing at the front II IS
,oEtiuacd round, the lower edge fall
.ng over the belt 10 give bolcrO suf-
gestiou. The sleeves are Of the leg
& mutton" sort and generously full
above the elbows, snug fitting below.
At the waist j. worn n shaped belt Of
rauue velvet and q litue faI OF lace
completes The front
Tie waist consists Of the fitted lin
.LC. the trll back ard fronts with the
yoke. The woke - hooked over onto
,he left shoulder seam while the waist
and lining are CLOSED separately az the
front. The sleeves are made H. one
piece each. arranged over fitted foun.
cations Tia. are faced 10 form the
cuffs The deep girdic is smoothly
fitted and extended slightly below The
waist me al the front
The quantity ~ mater.a. required
.or TIC medium size $ three and five
eglt ward, twcnty-one inches vide.
three and oue-half twenty inches
wide CT two yards tor;y-four inches
UlG, Win one yard OF a.i-ovcg IHce aud
Gye-eirAt wards OF velvc; .OT belt.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-12-02
GIVES LESSONS IN CARVING.
Yeuns Wemsr Who Teaches Men an
Invaluable Art

Invaluable Art
There goes : woman, said the tall
girl. according 10 the New York Press.
who is preparing 70 confer blessed
boon upon suffering mankind. II she
succeeds in her present plans every
man and also every woman who is IN
teststed in household matters viii De
ready within year 20 CGnopize her
IS saint
What is she going 20 -. asked
the nice young man.
she Is going 60 establish g carving
class for prospective brideSrooms. J
saw one OF her circulars yesterday.
She has zoo OF them ready for the
market. so evidently she means bust
ness. also saw the list Of possible
patrons TO whom she is going TO send
them. IL is made up chiefly of young
men who recently have entered or are
about TO enter the married state. She
has a dozen pupils pledged already
The instruction viii be thorough
Each man Will be required 20 wresle
individually with eil kinds of meats.
lAhAI Aht fNAihAf hNAAAAr '''AAe
the Thanksgiving turkey, and not
until he has learned 10 sever joints
and slice cuts gracefully viii lie be
granted degree. Fifty cents n les
son is the price 90 be charged for
this invaluable information. The III
tima;e cost will be regulated, OF
course 10y the ingenuity OF the pupil.
4 man with natural aptitude for
carving Will probably set through IN
six lessons. AZ that rate the educa'
tion is dirt cheap. and intend 20 urge
every man Of my acquaintance "a
avail himself Of the opportunity to
master n difficult art
The nice young man took a note
book from his waistcoat pocket "Who
do you say the lady is?' he asked
shyly.
The tall girl laughed We'll, for
goodness sake she said is that
what ails you? ! have noticed that
you were acting quoorly, but J didn't
know that that was the cause. Who
is she? When is Il 20 be-
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-12-02
FOREIGN

Russ!a's Interior Minister forbade
the arrest Of editors FOR articles I'D
newspapers.
James Wallace. confidential secrc
tary Of James BrcituIc, Of Marquette,
Mich, was arrested IN Liverpool, Eng,
charged with misappTopriating stock
certificates valued al about 10000.
Prince Mirsby presented the memor.
ial Of the IemsiyOs 10 Emperor Mich.
olas.
In the Austrian Reirhsrath more dis
orderly scenes occurred, Deputy
shouting that The Socialists would con.
iiBue 10 dcuouuce the comar!iln that
ruled Austria"
Great Britain Las been visited by
one Of the hardest frOs;s Known, caus-
sng great distress.
Sanitary officials n CGLa challenged
the United States % prove that yellow
fever exists Oh the island.
Three fast yachts hayc met The Bal.
tic fleet az Port said and are preceding
Admiral NOelkerpam 10 look cut flr
reefs in the Gulf o. SUcz
The act Of Mr. W X Davis. Amer.
can Consul az Alexandrctta, IN lower.
ing the Consulate fag Oh the birthday
OF the sultan was regarded as n tud.
led insult by TIC Porte.
A dispatch from Rio de- Janelro said
that colin Lad been restored through
Brazil
Pope Plus Y, iu receiving a delega.
ton from Lucca, expressed interest IN
bicycling
A proposal 20 establish woman SUI
frage will be submitted 20 The Diet Of
Finland
The zemstoys' representatives ADOPT
ed by s. 20 10 The memorial 10 the
Car asking for reforms
A mob az Rome made q demOnstra.
ton against Austr.aBs ana was dis.
persed by troops.
IN q special Geneva dispatch the on.
rOuncemfnt was made ~ the signing
81 the AngIo-Swiss treaty % arbitfa
ton.
Signor SpclieTeno. 2 special cable De
spatch stated. sailed across the BeI
nese Alps in q balloon u Intense cold
Tie Labrador mail boat reported
that the winter vaE severe in that re
giOn. The land - already covered
with from three 20 slI zee: OF snow
and On icepaCk was driving soatt
from Bafin Bay a fierce storm
swept the Newfoundland coast.
An arbitration treaty between the
United states and Germany vai
signed.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-12-02
RARE PRESENCE OF MIND.
ceseon's Prayer Was Quickly ard Sat
isfactorily Answered.

AZ recent dinner Dr.. Rainsford q
New York amused the guests, al
members ot the cloth" with his
story as illustrative cf answers 10
prayer, as told him by 2 DOL-cler.cal
friend:
A southern darkey minister had as
. deacon a man who had a wife and
seven children. The crops had been
: failure and the deacon and his fam
i!y had come down 70 their last meal.
IL only had one sack q corn said
lie 70 mis- wife. / could co NY plant
.ng in the spring and give you and
he children square meal once more
Then he went foraging.
1t was dusk when lie espied the
parsons corn crib on the other side
Of the fence, filed with tempting ears
q yellow corn. By chance the dea-
con had an empty sack slung across
one shoulder. Peer!ng around behind
and before him, lie cautiously climbed
the fence and Crept into the corn
Glib.
In less than a second he was down
on his knees holding the sack open
with one hand and poking in the big
ears with the other as fast as he
could. The deacon had his sack half
filed when the click of gun near by
made him throw up his hand as II
his time had come. But he did not
lose his presence Of mind. for he be
Gan 10 pray in a loud voice, Is be
rolled his eyes heayeEwaTd:
Good Lord-dear Lord caynt
do IL! l cayn't dc it. cayn't stea!
the parsons corn. No, sir. ! oayn't
steal the parsons corn. no matter II
NY wife an childns am starvin' 10
death this mint, They'll just have
10 starve. cayut CO it--I cayA't DO
4"
Hey, there, brother called a
voice which the deacon recognized as
the parsons, fill your sack, deacon;
+! K 10 the brim.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-12-02
DOMESTIC.

The skull OF j. H. Smith. n scorCh.
ing cyclist, was pierced when he blind
ly ran into q carriage pole at Rock
vile Centre, l. !.
Prince Fushim,. q cousin OF The Mi
kado, who is on visit 10 this country,
YVES robbed OF jewels worth $4,000 at
the Buckingham Club, in ST Louis,
Mo.
Three policemen in Newark N J..
charged with stealing turkeys, were
stripped OF thcir uniforms.
Governor Brady will be rcappointed
Governor OF Alaska.
Secretary Taft sailed from New Or
leans La. FOR Panama.
The Sicilian Prince. with 541 immi-
grants aboard, Went aground Oh Long
Beach, l.. !.
Hugh s. Thompson. twice Governor
OF South Carolina, died after a long
illness.
A lake coal steamer was burned on
SandusEy, Ohio, the crew escaping
half clothed.
Three highwaymcn belL Up an arm
less man in New NOrk city and robbed
him Of $3.50.
The New Haven road, IL was an
nounccd, Is Fastening tho work on It,
improvements 10 cost S20,OO0,000 as
much as possible.
! a man supposed 10 be insane was ar
re.ted for disturbing the services in
81. Patr!ck's Cathedral, New y ork
City.
An employe Of a transfer agency in
Louisville, Ky, confessed 10 stealing
jewels worth $50, 500 from Mrs. Holley
Governor-elect Higgins returned 10
his home ia Olean, y. y from Cam
bridge Springs, Pa. His health was
reported 20 have been recovered.
Policeman LarEin of NV York City.
had n desperate battle with large
ST Bernard dog IN the dark under u
house, and was severely bitten before
killing the animal.
Miss Sara Tracey LEFT nearly q mil
lion dollars 10 Bishop Donahuc, Of
Wheeling, w. Va. for aH industrial
school and two orphan asyIums.
Sheriff ErIanger, Of New York, viii
invite thousand lawyers 10 cooper.
ate with him ia framing bill for the
Legislature 20 do away with impris.
onmcnt for debt iE -.rdlow street 1ail
President Roosevelt expects 20 at.
tend the reunion Of the Rough Riders
az Fort Worth, Tex next spring.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-12-02
Ne0S;&5M1e
g.Aasa..sWeeE
WASHINGTON.

An0the- arbitration treaty was signed
at the State Department the high con.
tracing parties being the United
States and the Kingdom of Portugal.
The Merchant Marine Commission
heard testimony from Secretary Nor.
ton and a number OF naval officers,
who spoke OF the value Of the mer.
chant marine as an auxiliary 10 the
navy IN time OF ~ryr.
President Roosevelt appointed Fran.
els 4. Leupp Commissioner of Indian
Affairs, 10 succeed William a. Jones,
who has resigned.
lt was announced al the White
House that Attorney. General Moody
is 10 remain IN the Cabinet az least FOR
another year.
over 10000 persons heard the Presi.
dent speak at the celebration OF the
10th anniversary OF 81. Patrick .
Roman Catholic Church in Washing
ton.
The preSiden, offered Senator Cock.
rel, OF Missouri. place on either the
Papama Canal Commiscion or the In
terstate Commerce Commission.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-12-02

Codd's Cufiou. Dcfensos.

An interesting bool. might be writ.
ten on the subject Of Curious Dc
fousos."
one excellent instance ~ supplied
here in what was known as "COdd =
puZzlo.' COdd was defending q client
accused of stealing q duck lie set
up seven defense: - The accused
bought the duck ana paid for IL; (2)
Ac found IT, 90 s: wss given 10 Linn;
a. o. few into bis garden; 80 10 was
pu' .n his pocket while ho slept; q and
are not recorded. bat an amIcus
"uriuo suggested nat there never was
any duck az all Then accused was
acquitted. not because thoy chose any
particular defense, bat because hey
did moi know which a. choose. and 80
gave the prisoner thr benefit o. me
doubt Spectator
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-12-02

our lsVf ana our arms ~, the toll'rs
That bring uT our 'Hrot
Ih'y serve sF We wish to direct them,
Aud not 40 they plcnFC.
W. pToudly put burdens upon them,
Not asking their leave.
without thcm how could thcT, b. glory
FuT ur 60 achieve
They are tL' toilorF that briIG 10
ConttBtu'nt ana pride
The thrills which come after long hoping
The workers provide,
Tn pleasure We taste ana the plcafaT,r
Df body anG brain
Gh'y patiently labor % give uF-
hId what 50 thCH gain
Shall w. fDyiishly aod 10 th'if burCrrt
WIN never thought
OF their Vcaruets or ~ thstT aching
ignoring their Iot1
How stupid were rd'I unfair treatment
Nfo where lF thtf' one
That would ihuf wrong the toil'Tt hoFg
service
10 faithfully doro7
They that urlf' in the mornings
10 weave uHd e. hGW
Io IION Hua g. SOW ana O. bamU,r
Ti' ioug ftaFOup through
bT' the l'Rf ana th, arms that 'Irn
pl'ayur'
T.r ihos' flIt have uf.a'.
JL' thrillf ana tie wealth aHd tL' spIsfi.
dor
g.t ioI's pro,.Co.
8 T. Efsf
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-12-02
I.fnl Iress

one % the loveliest dresses - o.
satluy Liberty silk IA delicate pins.
And i might well serve as costume
for q bal masque ~ the fair vearcr
had q fora hcaddress though il is not
az all loud an. hone too showy for any
evening wear. This dress II a fiounced
affair. tre skirt being 10 triple fiouucc
effect. Each founce is cat ont "a petal
shape around the edge. and between
these petals another petal % paIest
pink ohNiou = introduced. Tie petals
are edged Will tiny pink sequius ana
the vciuings are done in glisien.ng
silks. Three shaped founces form the
elbow sleeves. and the pretty blouse
bOdic, j. likewise formed of three over
tapping sections. these Ike The skirt
fogEc,s teng edged in il.s petal ef-
fcr:
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-12-02
al, Cordial Endorsement.

one OF the stories attributed 20
Bishop Potter concerns n young and
inexperienced clergyman who had
inst been called TO a city charge. At
tho end Of the first month his salary
was paid 10y a check. and he took 1t TO
the bank and passed IL IN at the pay
ing tollor's window. That Official
looked nj II and then passed II back
It's perfectly good, he said, but |
will have 20 ask you To indorso 1t
The young clergyman took his pen
and wrote across the face OF the
check. Il respectfully subscribe 20 the
sentiments herein expressed. New
York Times.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-12-02

Box plcatcd dresses in Russian style
suit Young girls admirably wei. and
are essentially smart. THIS one is
quite novel. iuasmuCh as il includes
bretcllcs which are arranged under the
plcats and give the broad shoulder
lire that is so marked feature Of the
season. The mode is made o. army
blue serge trimmed with fancy braid
and is worn with a white collar aud
blue tic. All materials h. vogue :or
girls dresses are, however, equally
appropriate.
The dress is made with backs and
fronts and is closed inyisihiy beneath
tho box plcat at the left 81 The front.
The pIcats are laid for its entire length
and the brctcllcs are attached 20 the
waist beneath he edge of the outer
ones. The sleeves 6ro full p'caicd
nj both upper and lower edges and
finished with shaped cuffs ana az the
waist is arranged a belt which -
slipped under straps az tie uuderarm
seams.
The quantity OF material required
fo- tie medium size le.rLt years. is
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-12-02
I1ioher Mathematics.

There was once a shrCwd promoter
WHO combined ten mills il trust
Now, these ten mills did not make
q cent.
And why?
Because the wise promoter poured
50 much water in The stock that II
took all the receipts 20 pay the first
dividend that was 70 satisfy the doubts
of tie public. After he had disposed
of the stock he forgot about the mills
and attended to something more press
ing.
Thus We see that although once We
learned that - mills make ! cent, II
IS possible. when they are properly
jaggled, for figures 70 lie.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-12-02

Tn, autumn leaves are go,tiuE b'lrHt
with huCs ot brown ana red.
The forest l. wundrour blaze
tr color overhead.
And through thc woods Myrtina waiEs,
WIN colin at her side,
And eagerly COLLECTS the leaves
Iy natures Colors dyed.
At last she Gud' q lovely one,
Iuiuu' among the rest,
And iu her giflish way she CTIc':
"Oh. I must have that prtHsod!'
But hoWf she looks at Colin,
4 look mat can be felt
Then with o smile she slips The leah
IA underneath her t'lt
Som'yillc Mass J1IiunL
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-12-02
OUR ADOPTED ISLANDS

On account Of lack Of funds. due 70
decrease in the appropriation for edu.
cation, about roo teachers will be
dropped from the teaching sta0 in the
Philippine Islands.
HawaiiOns are much exercised over
what 10 do with Porto Ricaus who
were imported several years ago 20
work on sugar plantations. The cXper-
iment has resulted in complete failure.
The Porto RicSn colony has developed
criminals OF the worst type. For some
time these people simply murdered one
another, but the wanton murder Of the
banker. Damon. stirred MP public feel.
Ing against the race. and now Porto
Rlcans are stunned, and DO one VIII
give them work
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-12-02
Severe and Gentle Tailor Madc..

Two Kinds OF severe tailor mades are
10 divide feminine affection, and fash
ION VII! smile alike upon both the Sc
we're and ornate style ot coat and skirt
costume. The dividing line will be
found even more distinctly than FOR
merly. the severe gown having for its
basic fabric the rougher tweeds and
mixtures and the frock OF lesser sever
ity being smartly evolved from one OF
the legion OF new smooth cloths, which.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-12-02
Eot liz SATANIC MaiehiA.

4 few nights ago Edwin Markham
was IN The window of an apartment
house overlooking Greeley square, at
Broadway and Thiftythird street
when the afteT-thcator crowd was 5.
its merricst mood. After Listening ~
the mcossaut roar and watching The
whiring crowd for few moments
MARKHAM turned TO q friend and said
wen, If thcro To- anything the doyil
omitted 10 get into his makeup boz, he
can find H. here New York Times.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-12-02
One Difference.

ia like 10 know what's the offer
ence between a guesser and & fore
caster" said Mrs. Wonder. pu2alne
he. mind over the aIte-electiCn fg.
ares in one of the papers.
A guesser," explained NJ Wonder.
simply Jumps his figures, and is
either right or wrong at once; while
q forecaster arranges his figures in q
table OF statistics and makes yoa won.
uer how On earth he could DC any
tliIc except right"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-12-02

The man who knew him happened
IN while he was trying 20 give a good
impression OF his industrial value
Yes, sir" he was saying. Il guess
have the reputation OF being a hard
worker. Why, sir Ia rather work
than eat"
The man who happened n touched
him on the shoulder
III that is really your condition
now suggested the new arrival, you
had better see doctor and get some
thing for your appetite before you
starve 10 death.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-12-02

Bets ana bodices OF aii sorts aud
descriptions are worn with waists of
l,uner aDJ tall gowns. SIN, satin and
velvet o. Tie bias are in favor. or RIB
bon. hut tLc .Ong sash ends have not
net with popular approval. and The
bodlce j. fastened with buckles or
fancy buttofx. The different cOlofed
bodices considered 80 smart last sea
con vIll 10 a. Fashionable ns ever. and
ertalnly ihcv are great addition 10
Almost sEy gown, besides making .t
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-12-02
HOW He Spelled Il.

l. Brooklyn physician whose mem.
ory for names is very poor recently
had a patient in his office for whom
he was asked 81 FL out an application
.cr some position. Not wishing 10 be
.ray the fact that he had forgotten the
mans name he casually inquired, as
ne poised his pen above the paper:
by the way, how GO YOU spell youl
name?'
The man gave him curious glance
md said: "J-O.N-E-S-Jones.'