New-York tribune., 1904-05-31
FOREHEAD WITHOUT BUMP
rHY W7CARREN GRO.fNS.
Tells Hill by Phone That Belmont's
@Queering" Parker.

.--..-a-Ilhra-y 81 Noifert's Roosi, Albany. the
50 ne .. p Hiu cy profession a statesman
toaer s-b bct anxious 70 accept anything that
o.. - al something permanent M Hill at
VIII ',.,o,a having just been told that the con-
ne .ss been r1ade win Senator Mcl'a-ren's
y !, Brooklyn. Senator nlll talking;
-@.l,s.s,-b.Ga, That you. McCaTrenT C-2d 10 see
-. r,,- f-- abe old vets. en- suppose you
yoa -e f-.l-,. to-day instead % 10 = Grand
Ve'' 80 v-eut LsG--g-yes fishing, ] no
Ap' -. rir-e ago th1t Democrats who go fishing
,,a-,o-,sl DAY 5raw FOUR aces n the political
o. - Szy Mac. you'd better order flowers
P'A ,f,--,r,,-E funeral. TIE hearse has heen To-
:" 80 aim NJ 81 Louis. Everything - here
S. ene Tn getting letters from al over
= ,sst everything IS coming oEf va. Are
s'io - .,a-fce-4 said are you taking nonce-
yo1 -. gs doing lot % squea4!-gF -hat
maj -. ..--,s When : used 10 holler the way
-. ,orr rox used 20 be l.cAea' ana tll4' WY
~ .,.r his h1I.1..-s means that he : -lSAe0-
,,s- see tE1t Grover IS oEt Tor EaTAeF.
90, bs4 sign Nye are having enough Tolo4e
Tbs ,--- sr-s without The Prophet of Ola
w. w. ,-,-f~r IN - looks suspicious wnen Gro
- -. i- and begins 20 talk ABOUT pure po-l'es,
- t-,lrder how ho keeps AIS Nsh'nlhs TOO
-,az-.f 10 Three re-1-Ha-ors' ana vans AZ
- and VOC and never have -Ao o'~'A a =
''i7' -.----r+ came 90 it was WAel stoie
g. :.
IL ..,-.-,-e are s-ll EarpiaE about iAaL
ne .-.. s,-e-w once in wi!.e they reier
- ,. .E-s---s' When We 5eN 1~'A-- ~ 4 ID
- "a those gentlemen W-o se1 BY "''-- ''''
- yrg.~e COT ID l0fe i7-l-'-'' - -''''
i'N'- ---.--.-- ,,a rz fellows t-l-t you can NoEA
rolsa. -. .-s -he Monroe Doctrine and
- -l-era ere small r. tSat Ho~ nae 90 -
-. , --.-r, ro-lt-al peanuts Murphy : N
- [-.rs T-c's a l,--e the worst ever ra-
'--- -7 - -~rss me Smile ghen I think o. The
va ve ara up Murphy
-,-AroR HILL WAS LAUGHING
.-,,--.s a slight interruption, during which
80 ,r,-a--er. AZ his oeice IN Brooklyn. turned
= conrad Hasenf-s sn1 sac.
- -, r,.,r-frr - oeat TIRE band i taxes a 4o1
l-. ll.-1 1alsa" TAe telephone talk was re-
suned. . .-.-. ma Cor laugh
a. =, o,,- friend Murphy. brt couion I ne4p ll
T. rbourht ne WIS -S-caTat. and = turns o-t 'a1
A., 1,-i-r = bout as rhick as ne gola on d NAtS"
-, .vra, with t~a5lrg STAMPS. Wait you 10 10
- See Cord Meyer and have him SEND mat 'e'e-
- i,rz-,i.v out 10 a-l rhe s7sJmasters appointed
;, -,.svsls-5 when De was IN the last time. Don't
- II ,gt .15iscr.-1iuateIy. Il viii MAKE tre
rrvsr men red beaded f1- him 20 come out ior
Parker n te:s tine William Jyan breIinlliss VII
.-orA 81 ,he mouth in The Comm0ner lA-s week
see II he don't see that Hearst keeps o-- A@s i.'s
a., Won are -1e GRAND boy t1r The Gas Trust All
- z,- -7 10 is 70 come OUT strong cor sound.
co,,sa-rativp Democracy IN your next speech- Feo-
=. soon forget the thinEs they read in the news
7spers. They've called re fakir many uIne'
lr- no one believes en-. Hey-Whats that You
say vou we're Only l1kng2 Wen don't get gay
--;-t me PAT Anything doing down -1erS
ss-.-,- sr,~ar~sr with a paid press agent clip
-.,r !, front 5f him then took up TIRE talking END
~ . game tr this manner. according 10 TIE wire
less reporter on -he spot
What 7 wanted O. say. Senator. Is that Bel
-,onrs press agent down here is '1Eeering' the
Ts-ssr game Hes a little the r0ttenest ever saw
You won't let Parker o0en his mouth and you
think ttat me pubic IS going 70 stand f0r what
Belmont is sending out- Belmont thinks II appeals
70 the public Perhaps Il appeals 10 them. but you
aur Der AZ YOU won m the Brooklyn Handicap thfs
while b nav anpea! 10 them. the appeal VIII y
laughed OUT rs court
THE PRESS AGENTS HANDIWORE
Vow f1r nsta5.sSs here IS some Il the stu1 that
Bslm0nr's press asenS is sending out about Parker
Broad shoulders and deep chest WHAT'S the use
q; tha-e I've -ot narrow shoulders and shallow
chest and eus Dor ~ ice You can get II illoH
Russians wiz, broad shoulders ana deep chests,
ard yet me Jaus are knocking -he rar our ~ tHerr-
And then Ee.uorr's DOOM machine SAYS ~ Judge
Parker. immense Jaws and formidable. round chin.
Nov. what's tie Use ~ Jaato I, be had immense
Jaws an no chin st All. so ns couldn't wipe e Of
after taking drink. there Ci-rr ia some sense IN
saying Thar -e has tsnmerza saws. and 80 forth.
That kind ~ ---k f-gcu press sgenr ar a dollar
line. makes re N7r- t0 80 no the track and give lP
politics forever Aod here - some more rot Just as
bad Trner tee-r o-E and white, lower teeth
smaller. saF. l-n't you aa something with Bel
mont WHATS teeth eor r0 d0 with this anyway
Be.no-r -1g-- -1 pe se1- 20 Da1ne-nora for that
A-d here's -1-a. Broad forehead. sloP--g back
without tlurr Ntlrgr a bump, Without
e-mp, Say Senator sr- aelver's sake se- hold os
Belmont .-s, Es soon as you can and -. him thar
z he do1't gl.r Parker VIII have more bumps 'han
iht Giants Ca--eV-ev :n Ireland.
The mere Belmont Says about Parker tAe more
10 makes 1.r -a.-E We aye running SIDE snow O.,
tae--leG .e5F 1- sonnet ming % -ha- so-- Just hear
i1s 6-e-4 and t-es. -eI Eae wha; yo- think Here
= EA-t Belmont saws Gown near the eHi % his
'e'crlt.a-. $50 s-.1l-st.1n or craft IN he face
had rr- ervtai-g si4ewise or sly IN the eyes.
War r.--- has Belmont 90 cr--z an y0- and Ils
--e .Es'r Wr-- a. We have E7t suggestions %
ca-' E -.r -lae= -a. something sl1ew-se and sly
~ our e,-s' WHAT rights be got 20 throw IL around
T" tAe ce----y e-.--rs tae way he's d0ing7 You
ard are running tre craft end % the game and
ae am Parker pre- supposed 10 run the respectable
.- WY cont be- Skinny his owa sidec What
'-'' las le gr. .1 .-s-.t ls7"
-ieTe me W--e sHr Sd warm tha- the Insulation
VS. aeztroEe- a.5 Tie remainder of The conversa-
Ton was .5st