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The St. Louis Republic., 1904-12-18
UNIQUE PLACES FOR DRINKS
ON TIE PLATEAU OF STATES

With ali OF the yeXatious cares cucoun-
tered IN looking after the Interests o. their
RESPECTIVE States and Territories and their
citizens at the Worlds Fair so much gem
u!ne Eool-fe!lowsh;p existed among the
members OF the Executive Commission
e the Exposition rs to make the bright
SIDE Of their cxperiencc in ST. Louis stand
out the more prominent.
From the opening days of the Exposition
those who were already inclined 10 te
good fellows" were encouraged in such
a feeling. ard others ware educated along
those lines by the meetings OF the Com
m.ssione-s cyary Wednesday in one Of
the pav.iions on The Plateau Of States.
When the curtain was GraHn on the E1-
position u bond OF friendship had been
formed that will last for ycars to come
Like organizations at other exposit!ons dis
The St. Louis Republic., 1904-12-18

plated no register OF the guests who
passed the threshold OF "9nS" vs. ever
kept. Indeed it was never thought OF un-
I'll III" tine came 10 celebrate the obsc-
fIie5 cf ''..3S' and then il was too late.
Hone" inGav Of til distinguished E,cn no
passed tha- WY have slipped the memory
Of its historians in tire great ngnber vino
Rave hcra entertained
MANY GOoD STORIES TOLD.
Another distinguishing characteristic Of
rs was tho ";ri5iltua'' prapeusitirs
which m'ael'ng within It's vaIls de,cl-
o2c1. Over is der rrirL- h.y. hung 4
legend sGrh as this: Leave Cornality
behind. a. e wao enter here Many
sood story was tod! ~ it, precincts many
thrilling tale o. csmp@:gH ard bat;l--
fold related. and the parry ana t,lr,r..t Of
good natir"d drei OF chatting aEI repair
t." went oa frcqueatiy.
or cc'I;sc, be,~g az a--nv institution the
majority Of its guests wcyc army officers.
Hardly an army Officer passo! through -
Louis WHO did not make pilgrimage to
'2S."
Among the I~o=t Gl=.lasr'sh-! soldiers
Of THO United States who have been rues:s
Of ''31S'' were: Lieutenant General Nc.sna
Miles. Major General $. L. NJ. Young. -
tired Chief Of STAT: Major General John
c Batcs. commanding the Northyru p:yr-
sion; Major General II. {. Corbin; General
John Weston. Commissary General. Mcio~
Genera! s. s. SINNER, commanding TIM
Southwest division; BriCadirr General
Jesse ". Lee. commanding the Depart
mert of T.xas; Colonel AIhar, l. sIyer.
Eleventh Infantry; Erisadiar Genera. WI
lam p Hall. .idiutant General, I1:ei1ter-
ant Colonel Lafnes Parker. ..,liutan. Cen
eral Military SecTetar%'s Department;
Colonc! George Anderson, Eighth Caval-v.
In lie list Of foreign dignitaries who
have known "eOs' are Colonel {. ~ Wat
son Commissioner General for Great Brit
ain: II. Georges Gerald. Commissioner
The St. Louis Republic., 1904-12-18

General FOR France: James W. 8 LANCER
man. Commissioner for Morocco: Cir Adel-
bert Won Stibal. Commissioner General for
austria; Sir Hugh Gilzean Reid Of London,
and i host Of others frem across The sew
CT seas.
Senators. Governors. Congressman. writ
ers and men in other walks of life whose
names NJ" familiar ir the United States
are il The list OF Americans Among them
are Senator Bacon OF Georgia. Governor
Beck am OF ker.uckg. ChaEos Pase Br!-
IN. United states Minister II Portugal:
John Barrett. United States Minister 90
The St. Louis Republic., 1904-12-18

Panama; Thomas Nelson Page. The VIZ
ginia author: John Erisbeu Walker. the
New York magazine editor: William +.
Hearst Of New York: Senator Joe Black
burn OF Kentucky; Congressman Benton
of Missouri: Private" John Allen of Mis-
s,ssippi: former Senator Thomas Carter
Of Montana: Congressman \. Ous!ey san
leg of Kentucky; z. Van Eousseiaer Key
of Chicago; Congressman David Smith Of
Kentucky: Judge -. T. Calhoun OF Chi
cago. and Colonel Maurice Bclkuap. for
mer Republican candidate FOR Governor
nf ksn.ucikr.
The St. Louis Republic., 1904-12-18

mixing cocktails. while sill! other7 knew |
best how to make some other drink. one
Tn.r h2G thu b.z: brand OF re WHISKY. /
another Scotch still another ryided him
self upon mis- ginger ale, another losssed !
OF his punch.
Arizona republican., 1904-01-08
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Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1904-03-17

,Sfrzedaie nsianowici- WY
.stko. co robotnicy najczescie)
zmuszeni sa kupowat . mia
nowicie: TOWARY GRO
r r TRZEWI:
w DIE
.CI, UBRANIA
KAPELUSzE. CZAPKl a
take rOWARY YARDO-
WE rome Time ROZMAI-
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1904-03-17
Q polski imie.

aa - &24TE !. E=iS%5 ..t&@( >sfa Sf.&4s.sfF-
Pred sadem lawniczym W
Kabiszynie stawal dekarz p.
Ziemski u;mieScil imie Jan,
ME Johannes. Sad gouwolnnl
Prokurator zalozyl .
-pelacye do sadu ziemiahskie-'
% uzasadniajac w
rok tenn, Ichociaz p. ZiemlssIkki
wksiegach kls,o6cielnych zapi-
sany ,,Joh ,'1l 1,e's to jednl ll
rodlceb yli Polakami j 81 mu
nada1ina chrzcie imnliile pol,
skiey JAN Imie pJolh sarflt 9s
izostalo tylkodo kks1iaaagg k k1'Eleal
nych zapiilsane, gdyz ksieza;
~zobowiiazaani 81 zapislyWaa'tts Al.
smiona 80 lacinie: 5Zl lem
skigelamI.1,ul n w Il cpplr Y I
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1904-03-17

g CIEKAWE RZECZY
Tfzesienie ziemi W RO-
syi.

W jednej Z ostatnich .n1ocy
uczuto v Kiszyniewie slime il
trzesienie ziemi, polaczone
mad ranem 2 podziemnym
grzmotem. Pomiedzy ludno-
scia wybuehla panika, zWla1;
SEGA gdly do,mmy sic zaachwia-
~. Przerazeni mieszkahcy
wylegli ma ulice, " lazarecie
zarwaIa sic jedna ze scian,
lecz ma szczescie ME raniac
nikogo. Otym samym czasie
odczuto W Odesie W r6znyoh
cze6ciach miasta trzesienie
ziemi.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1904-03-17
Przearoczysty parasol.

.F --4. .- ~ .Es .4a,E# fA-T& - at. ..
N~ajnowszym pomyslem W
dziedzinie moody jest pre-
zroczysty parasol. Dotychczza-
sowy parasol czarny skazany
jest ma zaglade. Pr6bowano
JUL " Londynie wprowadzic
parasole ponsowe W cote pa
sy, ale i one mia}y te samaa
niedogodnosc co czarne,
byly nieprzezroczyste. Pony
slowy anglik jaki6 wyn'alas,z{}
tedy parasole prz'eg'zro'ccszzyyste;
wygladaja one jak szkllane,
60 wszelako mniel cd szk1a
przezroczyste; barwe maja po-
dobna do koloru ko6ci s}o-
niowej, a pretty zrobione SO 2
aluminium, Tub srebra. Srb-
stancya, 2 kt6rej zrobione SO
te parasole, stanowi tajemnice
wynalazcy.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1904-03-17
wo A6maczzeniia s,,wsegoimniet'niias
IA ezyk polski ] wolno. mn.
nazywac sic ,,Jan''-
Policy " PekiEnlie.

Znany j ceniony nasz po-
wie6ciopisarz Sieroszewski 9
powiada W ,Russkim Wiestni-
ku' Gle kaw szczeg6ly q Po-
lakach " stolicy chihskiej:
Ma drodze 2 Pekinu do Szan-
gaju pisze on na pa
rowcu chihskim nTai-sznu'
spotka}em trzech marynarzy
austryackich. Jeden poch3tot'dllzzii
2 Moraw j m6wil pc polsku,
.drugi Chorwat, rozumia}
20 polsku, a trzeci byl Mem
Gem Z pod Wiednia. Wszyscy
byli m1odzi ! przystojni.
..-- Jest mas dwustu Au-
stryak6w W Pekinie mo-
will. Kapitanem naszym
jest Polak re Lwowa, Rydzy-
kowski, dobry pan. Drugi ka~
pitan, r6wniez Polak 2 Kra-
kowa, Bogumil Nowotny i
inzynier, budujacy palac MIN
..-g- -@. ..s.-.., - = 800 - ar- "-F.-
strowi, take Polak, Kownac-
XII. / zolnierzy jest wielu Po-
lak6w. Dobrzy towarzysze,
weseli.
Coz wy tam porabiacie
W Pekinie?
- A mic ME robimy. Jenny
palimy tytun. Dosta-
jenny. mieszecznie pc 20 do
.lar6w, a starsi nnawet pc so.
drugi dzieh chodzimy ma
warte.Za wszystko Chinczycy
plaza. Ii Hung-C zeng p}aci.
A my ich "a to bijemy pc
karku. Otto i Gala robota."
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1904-03-17
Jezyk koreanski.

Jezyk koreahski jest bardzo
ubogi W wyrazy, tax, re cze-
sto jeden wyraz ma do tuzi-
ma znaczeh, kt6re rozr6znic
MONA tylko przez odpoWied-
ME w%ymawianie wyrazu. 2
tego powodu zachodza czesto
nieporozumienia zabawne.
TAX n. p. o%powiada pewien
kupiec, kt6ry spedzil d}ugie
lata W Koreii posiadal tajem-
nice jezyka korea6skiego,
zdarzenie masterpieces: Do O..
sadly przyby} misyonarz jed
nej z sekt angielskich i wy
stapi} kazaniem.. Opowiadal
o pickle, ale slowa jego wra-
zenia pozadanego. ME wywie-
rally. Owszem zebrani licznie
Korea6czycy u%smiechali sic
przyjaznie. Zdziwiony kazno-
dzieja spyta} tedy pc kazaniu
kupca o przyczyne tax obo-
jetnego zachowywania sic Ko-
reanczyk6w wobec zapowie-
dzi max piekielnych i dowie-
dzia1 sic, re wyraz pieklo,
wymawiany tax, jak on go
podczas kazania %wymawia},
oznacza poczte, s}uchacze
przeto wyobrazali sobie bez
watpienia, re misyonarz obie-
cuje i'm posady ma poczcie.
.F-s T.-
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1904-03-17
NiezWyk1y p%odarunek.

Pisma angielskie opowia.
daja o ~niezwyk}ym objawie
goscinnosci murzyhskiej. Ka.
pitan parowca Mary Henry:
Foote, powr6ci1 z wyprawy
handlowej do Afryki zachod.
niej i o%powiada:z re podczas te!
podr6zv p%rzyjmowa1 ma po-
kladzie parowca ,,kr6la" mu-
rzynskiegoO yby. Czarny nc
narcha z zajeciem oglada-
wszystkie szczeg6}y statku,
%Zadowolony 2 przyjecia, "a.
siad1 do obiadu; kotlet ciele.
cy oardzo mu smakowa1, wy.
rail vice przypuszczenie, Re
tax jasne mieso musi bye z
bialego cz1owieka, ME 2 mu u
rzyna. Prey pozegnaniu kapi-
tan prosil bogatego w}adce
Una 300 ION j 1000 nieWolni-
k6w) ably mu przys}al ladna
rzadka sk6re ma ob6wie. Ma
zajutrz przybiegl ~pos}aniec 2
podarunkiem kr6la. RozWi-
nieto pakunek j znaleziono
swiezo zdarta sk6re... ,murzy--
ma. Wdzieczny kaczyk chcial
sic odwzajemnic nowemu
przyjacielowi i ably mi ola
rowac... kosztowny materya]
kazal zarznac jednego 2 ME-
wolnik6w....
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1904-03-17
SmierLyc IS lMo
4. ~zInni6i6Za Gie.z.5

Spisszs190O kaxujesszmnnieJssaaa s-
ME siiq 90 pr,ol,cent og66lny,chslFt au.
.snhlk6w Smierlxcii. Sklonno6lcitd1so 5slu.
.ohot,. Jest wiiecej Enacsagscaa 5#a anitelii
ktdrakolwiekI lima choroba, w u
Jest przsy,1muliio,t.owsych wypadk6W, leoaz
beEpiieczniie Jest n5ywaG, Dr. King
New Discovery ma suchoty. N Ra 9 STE
zaziebienie odpowiednio gginie y
wielu przypadkach. ~ Wielu w
padkach by}o 5yoie uratowane, prrsssees1
uzywanie tegoz. Me ma NC lepssusae-
go ma p}upca j choroby gardla. Jest
jake pewny gwarantowany przez
NJ. J. Kowalewskiego aptek1aar,z.aa.
Cena SOC i $500. Butelki ma probe
darmo.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1904-03-17
ROSYJSKO-JAPONSKI ATLAS
KOMPANII KOLEINORTH
WESTERN.

Rcsyjsko-Japohski atlas wojenny
.wydany zosta4 przez kompanie ko-
lei Chicago q North-W este teri 4
Try piekne malowane mapy.
l4X20, kazda, zwiazane W odpo-
.wiedDia forme do wysytania. Sytuo
acya wschodnich widok6wW wysz-
czeg6lnieniu, 2 tabelami przedsta-
uiajqceni odnosne wojskowe ma.
rynarskie silly finansowe zasoby
Rosyi j Japonii.
Egzemplarz wystemy pod kazdym
adresem po odebraniu dziesiec (l0)
centowego znaczka,
A. q. johnson, Gen. Ggt G. d n.
w. R'y.
Winona,. Mimi.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1904-03-17
DziWaczne Poksr,ewienstwo,

Or. Greenfield, podr6zujscy
ma statkue ,,Strathcona" pc
wodach Dabradoru, znalaz]
v pewnej familii eskimos6w
ME-; n''Iies,zwyk &c. ~pro(lk';rre Is i. 81:
Dwaj bracia stryjeczni, wdo-
Wcy, wstapili v poWt6rne,
zwiazki malze1skieW tensspo-
sob, ze kazdy 2 Mich ozenil
sic zc6rk,a dsrugiego. P 'r't
TO vice kkaazda malzonka byla
r6wnoczesnie ola drugie9jjtes-
.ci6wa szWagroWa kuzynk,a.
SPokreWienstWo ich dziepccii Jest
iiuz tax ~powiklane ze u trud-.
noreczyWi5cie okresli6 40
sw WI,
SsSassaa58AHMMssfH5 sasSsHs8sssS8 fH5ss@SSssSS Saggsssa#sss%ss 88SNxsss%s SSsss@#4S888f
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1904-03-17

Ma instytut farmerski isr6d
zimowa wystawe W Kaukau
ma, Wis.
|kolej North-W estern, spr,edawac
bedsie tykiety exkursyjne Il, Is !
l6. Marca, wazne do p%owrotu az
do Is marca, w}acznie. Zgfosic sig
do agent6w kolei Chicago.& North
Western.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1904-05-19
che Chinese Way.

In its war with England and
France in $4,000 China was cas-
lily conquered and forced to a
humiliating peace. The Picking
Gazette, the official organ of the
government, however, reported the
following concerning that treaty
of peace:
''As the western barbarians have
admitted their wrongs and humbly
solicited for peace, the emperor in
his infinite goodness has granted
their prayer and, moreover, has
made them present of a large
sum of money Indemnity of war;
to enable them to begin an hon
est life, SO that they may not
again be driven to murder and
rapine."
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1904-05-19

complaining that the directors had
set the police upon the:.writer, and
that he had therefore noHappeared
as he promised, but to prove that
he was neither thief nor a fool
he sent a chest Of papers he had
taken from the bank. Let few
gentlemen be alone in sthe room,
and he would join them at mid
night, said the writer. and to cut
short long and....strange chapter
Of bank history, a man with adark
lantern burst into the strongroom
of the bank at midnight after call
ing from behindl the stone walls
for the directors to put out the
lights. He was one of strange
class of men who gained living
by searching the sewers at night,
and through an opening from a
sewer he had found his way into
the richest room in the world
st. James Gazette.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1904-05-19
u Bank Story.

Some years ago the directors OF
the Bank of England we're startled
to receive an invitation to meet an
unknown man in the strongroom
of the bank at night. .sYou think
you is all safe hand you bank his
safe, but I know better. | bin
hinside the bank the last 2 mite
hand you nose muffin about it.
But I am mott theaf so hif We will
meet NEE in the great squar room,
with all the moneys, at twelf 2
mite lie explain orl to you, let only
thor 2 cum down, and say muffin
to nobody The strongroom was
guarded the next night in spite Of
a disposition to regard the letter
as a hoax by the police and moth
ing happened.
The next phase of the mystery
was more astonishing then ever.
A heavy chest Of papers and securi-
ties taken from the strongroom
arrived at the bank, with a letter
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1904-05-19

I tell you if you put q gun on each
side of him an then have another
pinching his ribs at the back of
his neck he'd fight then. You
jest bet he will, an it won't beS6
fake fight either. It will be to a
finish an the referee won't bother
himself about countin'. But what
will them Rushin fellers do if
they can't get any of them Japo
life dolls or the china ones from
the yellar parrot?
Lovingly Yourn,
I. B. A. RUDE.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1904-05-19

stances will overtake as. Success
is in store for us if we but find the
key, which isoften found by chance
and where least expected. The
varied experiences through which
we pass form never ending process
of education, which if aptly con-
sidered and rightly applied, fits us
for higher positions and helps us
to acquire the faculty of improv-
ing every opportunity for success.
g. S.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1904-05-19
Planted nails in Garden.

When Capt. Cook first visited
the Island Of Tahiti, the natives
were using nails made of wood,
bone and other equally hard sub
stances. When they first saw iron
nails they fancied them to be
shoots of some very hard wood, and
DESTROYS of securing such a valua-
BILE commodity, they planted them
in their gardens, in order to raise
more.-Ex.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1904-05-19
Supplied by the City.

All the hospitalsand almshouses
in Berlin are regularly supplied
with fresh flowers from the public
gardens, while twice a week each
of the national schools receives
from 100 to $50 specimens of four
different kinds Of plants for use at
botany lessons. Elk.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1904-05-19

II ~ /
Il ~ /

seeing some new phrase
coined by one of them
This practice is but the result Of
their egoism and arises from ar
overestimate of their own ability
and disregard for those elements
which always travel side by side
with success. In their essays or
success they convey the impress
sion that they have reached their
present positions through the
sheer force of their own efforts
which is false. They like to re.
.ceive the plaudits Of the world te
which they are not Justly entitled
Applause seems to be their aim
and this is a sign of vanity. They
are sailing under false oolors and
stealing luster endowed by fate
For in their heart of hearts they
know that they cannot tell us just
how to succeed, because every one
of them has been aided by ell
~ements not under his control.
It is but just, however, that we
SHOULD weigh these men in scales
that balance. We should give
them credit for their ability and
whatever is most worthy in their
career or in their character. Some
of them have undoubtedly had
thigh ideals and lived up to them
with firm resolve to reach the
highest pinnacle of success. But
having reached that point they
should give the unseen elements a
share of the praise. One OF them
tells us that the secret of success
is work" one says it is ''push, .
another says "aim high" and still
another say it lies in the motto
cultivate your grip" or in "the
infinite capacity of taking pains, =
all Of which is good advice whether
we eventually succeed or not. At
the same time, these maxims have
mo meaning to the uninitiated,
and if followed, will not in them
selves bring us out on top.
No man succeeds by the mere
possession of ability and expert
ence, as these maxims would lead
4as to believe. There is always an
element of chance, or force of
circumstances that turns these ele-
ments in thesright direction indie
pendent of our own actions.
The successful man may tell us
to his own satisfaction just how he
won the battles of life, but his adj
vice and example cannot be fol-
lowed with any certainty of meet
ing with similar success. We are
told that the rewards of life always
go to the swiftest, the brightest,
the most industrious and the most
faithful, but this is untrue. Merit,
loyalty and faithfulness does not
always win in competition with
infuence, education, opportunity
and favorable circumstances. We
know this is so because we know
there are thousands OF able and
conscientious men who are held
back from their rightful. place in
the world simply because they
have no control over the elements
sof chance and opportunity.
Of course these statements will
mot be supported by persons who
have achieved any degree of sue
cess, because such persons will not
confess the truth. To do so would
place them in false position and
rob them of the satisfaction of
being known as "self made men"
They like to pose as ideals of sue
cess and as men who started out
in life without dollar In
many cases I'll bet that this
without a dollar" amounted to
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1904-05-19
Rube on the War.
Mr.. Edutor,

Mr.. Edutor,
| Deer SHr:-You no that all them
papers that get to me are gettin'
me all worked up on the Russo
Japo war, SO I feel like packin' up
and goin' myself. Yes, / do. You
no I am dead stuck on the pitchers
of them purity life dolls they have
on that Japo island. IT'S no wun-
lder that them Rushin fellers
wants to get them life dolls, and
the Japo fellers haint goin' to let
them have ''em.s don't blame
them. If any folks gets them life
dollsit ought to be us Yanks. We've
got rite to them. Yes we have.
The head mogul of that Japo is
land, Mr.. Mosquito Tenorone,
lives in a house that one of them
hot iron trust concerns down in
Pitsburg bilt the steal ribs for,
therefur if you get one of them
arithmetic fellers of yourn to figur
the thing out by geometrics he'll
find that we Yanks are titled to
'em. Yes he will.
They say that the head mogul.
the one proseedinly mentshuned
before, an his father, an his
fathers father an his fathers
fathers father, have been roosting
on that Japo island sinse 600 years
before Christ, an the first monkey
monk of the hull bunch went to
that Japo island on the wings of
white hen. That's SO, yes tits.
They called him the Son of Heaven
but when Teller can do that I wood
call him a son of 3 gun. Yes I
wood. Woodn't you? $3.50.
I tell you them Japo fellers noes
a thing or to. All they got to do
is to look at one of them Rusho
punts and down it goes, an you
can't see the hole it falls threw.
Some fellers in their ritins say
that all them Rushins want is Port
Arthur, but that haint SO. No it
haint. Them Rushin fellers want
to get them life dolls, an they
can't. No they can't, so long as
that son of gun roosts on that
Japo island. If them Rushin
fellers wern't skert they wood
walk rite over to that Japo island.
Yes thy wood; but they are mighty
spookish of the water. They are
afraid there punts won't float, an
I guess they woodn't if them
Japo fellers got look at them.
You no that since that war bust
ed out over them life dolls that all
them papers that get to me seem
to be ketchin the mite mare awful
bad I hope, Mr.. Edutor, that 1
don't git it to, but them papers [
was saying about before have a
nawful lot to say about the Chinks.
Yes they do. They call it the
Yellar Peril, Parsn1pashun Of
China. the Yeller Parrot, an other
things. It minds me Of lot of
colored kids round watermelon.
Yes it does. MCKEE is trying to
get a hunk an Jappie hain'tgoing
to let him have some. Billy an
Johnnie are looking on an want a
slice two. 'Neres .Sammie, [ 'spose
he'll want a chunk to, when they
begin to carve up the yeller parrot;
but them trust land squatters are
like the watermelon kids, they all
want the biggest leg or wing, an
before the gall darn yellar parrot
is carved it will get up an walk
away. Yes it will. I tell you that
China will be bird of another
color, if them trust land squatters
start to scortch the fethers of that
yellar bird. Some say a Chink
cant fight, that he is skert to.