New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-05-20

Plaintn alleges that one year ago
To wit: June fifteenth. \. u. nineteen four
She married the defendant who then swore
Alas ddsan3ant P ddS Do 9' mrs 6d PSf
Faved draw ,N o T@3m l5 at IN the corner store
Plaintiff alleges moro. and says It's so
Wherefore, this plaintiff prays for decree
And r Ils sn ,9s , h2mIS ~ matrimo4y now.
And for 70 ' Rhs GSgrT SSm proper to allow
me court deems right to satisfy her grief
-tMwaukee Sentinel.
The Russian War Department has been exnerI
meuting with bullet proof breastplate the fnven-
ton Of an Italian named Giorgiamo. In testing its
power Of resistance steel bayonet and Circas-
sian dagger were broken against it, and a sword
of Damascus steel simply made a dent in the cloth
Bullets were then fired into it-such as had pierced
eight one-inch planks and two-inch steel plate
with the result that they fattened against the
cloth. The hreastplate Is made Of a soft. elastic
material. o393 Of an inch thick.
lust Between NeiEhhors-N Mrs. Haggard-Do You
Mrs Gay-Ah. The dear girl must be STUDYING too
nara. don't YOU think?-tPuck.
stone monument. weighing nifty tons is befnr
raised in the schorhcide near ZehdeniGk Germany
ON the spot where the Emperor stood when he
Killed his 1C0th stag. The stone bears the in
scription: our most ilIustrious margrave and lord
Emperor William 1t, stood here on September 20
ST r
or twenty tines" The Emperor is so versatile thar
If monuments were erected to commemorate bis
achievements i'm other lines Germany would he
studded with them. The places where he wrote his
1c9th poem and where he painted his OO0th picture
should be marked.
so she has started on a life Journey into matri-
Well, guess it is only an excursion trip
Caught young and educated in American schools.
the Filipino Is likely to show that he has good
stuff in him, and may be Ioosed on the islands OF
his nativity with confidence that he will promote
their progress and enlightenment and will not turn
traitor to the land which Instructed him Those
at school here now make good showing and
others will come and be well cared for and en-
couraged. There IS no better way to do good IN
our new island possessions and no invitation of
their loyalty more likely TO prove effective
HIS HEART UPON HIS SLEEVE.
When fair Maud look her eyes Of gray.
Her golden head. the thought comes to my mind
would forsake the rest Of womankind
Except, perhaps. sweet Phyllis. 'Twould he main
Never to see her sparkling smile again.
Phyllis has such charm. somehow unlike
That of ali othersi When i hear her Xe,cs
Strange thrills of rapture through my being strike
I really can't explain It. Yet. for choice '
GLADYS would take first place for beauty, quite
She's not as clever as she might he truer
There Margaret queens 1t with her sweet disdain
OF common worldly ways. compelling YOU ''
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And yet | question II she'd make n man '-''''0-
As happy would laughter-lOving Nan
Dear Nan Is li2htsomeness itself In sootb
our souls so attUned to glad kew
I've really sometimes felt she is, I'm truth
The mate and cOmrade Nature meant for ma.
But these and like reflections. are too late '
Because-Tve just become engaged to Kate
-CTown Topics
one of the many proofs of the vastly increased
consumption of fruits among the American peonIe
is in the fact that in 1899 little more than
million punches of bananas exported from
Honduras to the United States. In 1903 the total
exceeded two millions and consular estimates put
the probable aggregate in 1904 at three millions
And imported fruits of many kinds have fallen off
in price as the years have gone on The variety of
diet within the reach of families of moderate means
I'm this quarter of the world is gratifying to note
and the Yankee table. a rule. is more bounti-
fully spread for this generation than 1t was for
the majority of our ancestors.
Forgetting the Landlord wonder who orig
mated the expression. 'reckoned without his host.
VERY likely it some deluded summer hotel
guest who tried to figure out for himself what his
bin going to be."-(Philadelphia Press