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The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1904-08-10
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CURzON REAPPOINTED.

Associated Presss Mornin- Service.
LONDON, August 1O.-King Edward
has sanctioned the reappointment of
Lord Curzon as Viceroy of India.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1904-08-10
GREAT FIRE IN VICTORIA

Associated Press. Morning Service
VICTORIA, b. c., August 1O.-Fire
has destroyed a portion of the Albion
Ironworks and fifty residences near by.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1904-08-10
LEIsHMAN MAY LEAVE,

WASHINGTON, August 1O.-It is
stated today that United States Min
ister Leishman may leave Constantine
pie
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SUICIDE WAS NOT PREMEOITA7EO
Continued from page one.)

his education as a civil and electrical
engineer, so that, IL his advancement
in the army was not as rapid as he
wished, he could resign and enter civil
life in those capacities.
Mrs. G .orge Renton, of Eva Plan
tation near Honolulu, is now in Madi-
son-her former home. Mrs. Renton is
daughter of the late James r. and
Mrs. sopronia Lewis. Lieutenant Gar
Der spent a day at her home in May
and she states she heard of him fire.
quently through his association with
the best families in the Island. Neither
his appearance, conduct nor what she
heard of him ave any intimation that
he drank, nor did she once ever think
of such a thing nor does she believe
anything of the kind.
"Since writing the above-in the noon
mail tod,v-an unfinished letter Of
many pages written by Lieutenant
CARRIER, was received from Lieut.. Trot-
ter, L. S. A., who took charge of Lieut.
CARRIERS papers 1t is full of the great
happiness about to be consummated in
his approaching marriage, and breaks
off abruptly with the statement that
the wagon had called for him to go to
the Hamilton supper"
From Camp Mckinley, Capt. Nichols
and Lieutenant Trotter, associates of
the late officer. both wrote letters of
coincidence to the father of their dead
comrade, as follows:
Camp Mckinley, Honolulu, T. H. July
9Th, 1904
''Mr. M. c. CARRIER, Madison, Ind, Sir:
Lieutenant CARRIER was a brilliant Off
Ger and had the respect and admiration
of all who knew him. I have known
him. intimately at the Preside and
here since october of last year and
never had a truer more unselfsh friend
Anything little or mean was foreign to
his nature.
considering his short stay in Homo
lulu. he was well known and the es-
TEEN in which he was held was at
tested by the way every one attempted
to honor him at the last. The funeral
was largely attended and a great many
beautiful flowers were sent.
He was so bright and cheerful such
a good comrade, that our grief at his
leaving us is only less than yours. If
there is anything I can do. l am en-
tirely at your service. Very respect
fully.
]. c. NICHOLS,
Captain Artillery Corps
Camp Mckinley, Honolulu, T. H., July
A. 1904.
"Mr NJ. c. CARRIER, Madison, Ind; My
Dear Sir: AS the terminate and friend
of your son the late Guilford S. CARRIER
if is my painful duty to inform you
personally of that of which you have no
doubt already learned officially from
the War Department, namely: the
death of your son, which sad occurrence
took place at o'clock a. m. in the
morning of July Bird.
His death has cast a shadow over
the spirits of the whole city and has
been a sad blow to his brother officers
and the enlisted men of this garrison
he having endeared himself to all by
his genial disposition and bon camara-
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1904-08-10
TURKS MASSACRE ARMENIANs.

Associated Press. Morning Service.
LONDON, August 1O-The Turks have
destroyed five Armenian villages,
butchering several hundred men and
committing outrages on the women.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1904-08-10
Chicago & Northwestern Ry.

Eight parts of the Worlds Fail
Portfolios now ready at Star office.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1904-08-10

CHICAGO, August 10-There was
rioting in the stockyards district last
night. One hundred shots We're ex-
changed with the police but no one was
hurt.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1904-08-10
CHICAGO'S RATING.

ChagO much geyed because she stands only third the Am
cities in the suicides per thousand inhabitants.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1904-08-10
Tickets. SOC.
Feel Your Pulse

II it beats fast, then slow-skips
beats, your heart is weak and should
be treated at once. DR.. Miles Heart
Cure is the best and safest remedy.
Sold on guarantee Send for book on the heal ~
On. MILES MEDICAL Co., Elkhart, Ind.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1904-08-10
VIOLENCE CAUSED BY STRIKE.

'@Ns9oCldteu tIess' morning service.
/ KANSAS CITY, August 1O-A mob Of
200 men stopped a train near here and
! drove seventy-five strike breakers out
I of a car.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1904-08-10
SALE DAYS-August 18th, 18th
September 1st, End, 5th, 9th, 18th, Sth
October 3rd 4th, 5th, 9Th.
TWO FAST TRAINS DAILY
Via the Southern Pacific
Union Pacific and
Chicago and
Northwestern Railways

Overland Limited. Vestibuled. Leaves
San Francisco at 1000 a. m. The most
Luxurious Train in the World. Electric
Lighted Throughout Buffet smoking
cars with barber and bath, Booklovers
Limay, Dining Cars, Standard and
Compartment Sleeping Cars and Obser-
walton Cars. Less than three days to
Chicago without change.
Eastern EXPRESSES Vestibuled. Leaves
San Francisco at $500 p. m Through
Standard and Tourist Sleeping Cars to
Chicago. Dining Cars. Free Reclining
Chair Cars.
Personally Conducted Excursions
Wednesdays, Thursdays and Fridays at
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Send ten cents in stamps for Russia
Japan War Atlas.
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lection Bills Of Exchange, issues Drafts
and Letters OF Credit and transacts a
general banking business.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-12-30

Here Is gun that may be easily
made and which shoots with consider
able accuracy. TO make this gun IL
will be necessary 10 secure some per-
fectly round sticks One-fOurth of an
inch thick that may be used as ar
rows. These may be purchased at
hardware stores. The one thing that
may appear unu~ual is that the trigger
appears at the muzZle Of the gun and
not in its usual place.
If the following directions are care
fully followed no trouble will be had
in making it, otherwise the spools will
not be arranged satisfactorily and
trouble will follow. Take three com
mon spools, on which thread is wound
and slide them on the arrow. Hold
them tightly together while you plane
or whittle one side OF them, so that
they will not roll around when laid on
a smooth surface.
Make the barrel and stock OF the gun
from an inch board six or seven inches
wide and two and one-half feet long.
Mark out on it the shape Of the stock
and leave the barrel half an inch thick.
Along the top of the barrel lay the
three spools with the arrow still in
them. Two of them must be placed
near the muZZle and have little space
between them.
Bind the spools securely to the bar
rel. keeping the arrow in them while
doing 50. In binding on the spool near
the stock, include the ends Of piece
Of strong rubber elastic. Stationery
shops generally keep strips half an inch
wide which are just the thing. The
trigger is a small piece Of tin nearly
two inches long and half an inch wide
A little hole is punched in the lower
corner and short string tied TO it,
Next determine the length Of the ar
row. Push the arrow backward against
the rubber band until the band is
drawn very tight. Cut off the arrow
at the point between the two spools at
the muzzle. Put the tin between the
spools and let the arrow rest upon il.
If the tin is now pulled away the arrow
will be released and will fly away.
Now put screw eye into the barrel
Just underneath the tin. Put the thread
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-12-30
The Slacen viking ship.

According to Prof. Montellus, the
Viking ship unearthed at Slagen, in
Norway, is a pleasure yacht of the pc
riod. having several marked charac-
teristics which distinguish it from the
Gokstad shi,. The shutters closing
the oarholes and the shields along the
gunwales are absent, proving that the
ship was not intended for warfare or
long cruises. 1t is very low amidships.
Several costly carved objects were also
found. such as sledges, in which even
the coachman's footboard is decorated
with n handsome carved design and
numerous small figures Of men and ami
mails. one object was part of walk
ing stick. the handle OF which was
carved as a dogs head in fine, almost
modern style. Gangways TO ships were
also found and oars handsomely orna-
mented. and so well preserved as 10
warrant the use Of them to-day.-The
kthcuaeuul
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-12-30

great sob. The big, square lemon
drop slipped right down into her
throat. Another big sob, coming up,
met il. The sob and the lemon-drop
could not get past each other, and they
made Mllly cough and choke. The
lemon-drop was stuck fast Milly put
one hand up TO her throat. and she
could feel one sharp corner pricking
against the outside. 1t seemed as If 1t
would make a hole right through. Oh,
how she screamed,
Miss Preston sent Annie Bailey, the
oldest girl in school, out TO see what
the matter was. Annie patted Milly
on the back hard, and got her a drink
Of water, but il did her no good. Poor
Milly was so frightened that she
screamed again.
Miss Preston came running out, and
as soon as she saw what the trouble
was. she picked Milly right up in her
arms, as if she were little baby, and
ran with her across the street and into
q drugstore.
The druggist poured out some milk
into cup, and put in some hot water.
Drink this, quick" he said.
Milly thought she could not. but
Miss Preston said, You must, quick"
AS soon as the hot drink touched the
lemon-drop, it began to melt.
...Before the drink was all down, the
lemon-drop was down, too, and Milly's
throat was all right. except that 1t felt
queer for the rest Of the day.
please 'scuse me for eating candy
in school," she said.
Miss Preston kissed her. II don't
think you will ever forget this lesson"
she said.
THE lesson" said Milly. "Why, ]
just how it looks now!
Il can see the girl run fast
-FaSpie Wilder Brown, in Youths
Companion.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-12-30
nrenkfa.t Twice on sundnr,.

"we have dineren. class of carry
customers sunday morning than on
week days" said man who runs a
"never-closed" coffee house in the
boarding house district near Greeley
Square. They are mon who get up
as early Sundays as they do other days
OF the week and who cannot wait for
the customary late Sunday breakfast
in their boarding houses. When they
come out to buy their newspapers and
get shave they SOP in for cup OF
coffee and a couple of c.ullers TO stay
them until a $50 or 10 o'clock break
fast. To some Of hem, on n deposit
OF ten cents. we lend one-pint tin cans.
so that they can take n warm drink
home TO wifey. who stays In bed
New York Press.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-12-30
EnqIIsh Man of Letters.

Here is description OF James
Bryce. who is visiting this country. IL
is written by one Of the professors az
Harvard, where he lectured: He is a
small man. about 65 years old. with a
very large head, most OF which seems
10 ,protrude backward and TO slant up
ward and backward from his high fore
head. He is bald on top. with that
sort Of white hair and beard which
sometimes turns yellow. He has very
bushy eyebrows Of the same color, is
round-shouldered, very nicely dressed,
and has quite distinct Irish accent.
not az all the broad English accent
which had expected. He is a distinct
speaker, though very quiet and abso-
1utely Unconditional. He has a high
nas1 voice
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-12-30
sPoNGEs OF THE DEEP SEA.


Some of the most beautiful things
that live in the ocean are the sponges
Of the great depth, which have often
very curious and interesting forms.
Not least remarkable are the so-called
"sea nests" which are in the form OF
spheres or sometimes egg shaped. The
outer coat of one of these specimens
is a complicated network, over which
a delicate membrane is spread. An or
namental frill adorns the upper part,
while the lower portion throws out
maze OF glossy filaments like fine
white hairs. These hairs penetrate the
semi-6uid mud in every direction, thus
holding the sponge in its place, while
continuous current of water is
drawn by waving ella" through all
parts of the mass, passing out by
hole at the top. In this manner the
animal absorbs whatever food may be
afloat Another singular sponge is the
glass rope" which sends down into
the mud coiled wlsp of hlaments as
thick as n knitting needle. The latter
opens into n brush. fixing the creature
in place after the manner of a screw
pile. Still another remarkable sponge
is found in the deep water off the Lof-
foden Islands. 1t spreads out into a
thin circular cake surrounded by what
looks like 4 fringe of white floss silk.
Yet another curiosity is the "eupec-
tella" sponge of the Philippines, which
lives embedded to its lid in the mud,
and supported by lovely frill.-Am-
ateuv Naturalist
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-12-30

through il and tie the end onto the bar
rel. where il will Ire convenient for the
fore finger OF the right hand. Leave
the cord slack SO that the finger can
be inserted in the loop.
BE careful when loading n gun like
this not to point ii at any one. A little
slip can do damage. Lots of fun may
be had with this gun if n number Of
boys or girls practice at target with
II.
A target is best made of a news
paper having strip of wood nailed
across the top and fastened by string
to tree. Let another stick be fast
ened TO the bottom. The person who
wins will be the one who causes the
paper to tear and let the bottom stick
fall TO the ground-New York Evening
Mail.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-12-30
A STnnEN SHOWER.

II see that two ladies who were en-.
gagged in n recent golf championship
contest wept violently as soon as their
play was ended"
b why did they weep
zone Of them wept because she was
beaten. and the Other wept because
she was sympathetic"
Must have bene a painful scene.
What did the caddies doE"
Il dunno. Maybe they ran for UNI
b-ellas. s.'-Cleveland rlaln Dealer.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-12-30
Frame from Historic Wood.

Capt. c. A. Hoffnagle recently pro
sented the Seth Warner chapter
Daughters of the American Revolu
tion. at Vergennes, VT, with a frame
for its charter. The frame was mace
by Capt Hoffnagle from wood taken
from one of the boats Of Arnold's feet
which was sunk in Arnolds bay few
miles from Vergennes, Oct. II, 177G.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-12-30
MlLLY'S LESSON.
I can see the girl run fast.
j can see the girl run fast.
l can see the girl run fast.

/ can see the glrt run ldsts
j can see the girl run fast.
l can see the girl run fast.
When Milly had written ii three
times on her paper. she put her hand
into her pocket 10 feel OF her lemon
drop. Ii was big and hard aud square.
Then she wrote twice more:
can sec the girl run fast.
can see the girl run fast.
Then Miss Preston came up behind
her and looked ut her paper, and said.
right out loud, SO that all the schoo!
could hear:
"Milly Lane is writing Ttry nicely
this morning"
That made Milly so happy that she
wanted 20 celebrate. She wanted 10
taste OF her lemon-drop. The teacher
was going up toward her own desk.
Milly took the lemon-drop out OF her
pocket. held it up TO her mouth. and
nibbled of one little bite. The teacher
turned round quickly aud saw her.
"Millicent Lane. you are eating candy
in SCHOOL,
Now as soon as the teacher turned
round. Milly slipped the lemon-drop
into her mouth. IL was In there now,
SO she could not say. Yes. Miss Pres.
ton" She could only nod her head.
Have you any moreE'
Milly shook her head.
"You may GO into the dressingroom
and stay there until call you
Now this was the very nrst time
that Milly had been spoken 10 Tor
doing anything naughty since she be
gan 10 come to school, and the term
w.A almost over. she felt so sorry
and ashamed that as soon ne she
reached the dressing room she gave Il
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-12-30
The Same Ihlno.

Prof William James OF Harvard. ia
well known for Tepartee. Not long
ago sophomore who thought he was
extremely wise expressed some atheis-
tical views.
All" said the professor. you are a
free thinker, | perceive. You believe
in nothing"
Il only believe what can under
stand" the sophomore replied.
1T comes TO the same thing. I sup.
pose" said Prof. James.-Womaa' 5,
Journal.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-12-30
HELPING SOME.

"Yes," said the President OF the Cool
Ladies' Union, I'VE are doing or. best
TO solve the labor nyoblem. Cur lates'
move is the establishment OF our Free
Pound"
And what is that, pgSyg inquired
the housekeeper.
1T is place where employers whose
coo' ladies object to cbildre@ may send
the latter TO be mercifJlly eliminated
Catholic Standar. and Times.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-12-30
Beniarlns FrsnkiIns cour an,

Thomas c. Bradbury of Biddeford,
Me, is the owner of copy of the New
England Courant, which is dated
From Feb. 4 TO Feb. II, 1928" The
copy, which is devoted for the most
part TO Z speech of the king, states
that the Coursnt "is printed aad sold
by Benjamin franklin"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-12-30

W. S. Musser, Millheim, Pa, saved the
life OF his little girl by giving her One
Minute Cough Cure when she was dying
from Group. 1t is the only harmless
remedy that gives immediate results. 1t
quickly cures coughs, colds, bronchitis,
grippe, asthma and all throat and lung
troubles. I. K. Parker, Oineyville, Cen
terdale Pharmacy, Centerdale.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-12-30
Famine i'm India.

ramines i'm India are not due alto
gcther to failure of the crop in the
famine regions. The country is in
habitcd by q race Of agriculturists who
seem to be unable 20 save anything,
writs the Rev. J. Il. Scott. in his book.
I'm Famine Land" Frugality and
thrift are 70 them almos. unknown.
They have no power TO plan for the
future. II nature is propitious. they
get living; if the crop fails. they
fail with IL.
In Rajputara, at the time Of famine,
grain poured I'm from the Northwest
Provinces and elsewhere in such guam
titles that railway companies and the
merchants realized large profits. and
wheat was on sal" az reasonable
price; hut rs the roor peasant has no
money. he must s.arye - death with
food at his door.
At many Of the railway stations Mr.
Scott saw thousands OF fat pigeons
gorging themselves with grain from
the loaded wagons OIL t,c siding. while
apathetic native officials stood 10y and
saw the precious food devoured in
the sight OF scores OF miserable. fam
inc stricken villagers who cried aloud
for food. So tame had tho pigeons he
come that Mr.. Scott had no difficulty
I'm catching one. but he was immed'-
ately warned 10y policeman shat
there was no "crder" 90 molest them.
The pigeons would have furnished
food enough TO keep wholc village
from starving to death; but the high
caste Itsndu would rathe- die OF star
walton than kill and cat one OF them.
Youths COMPANION.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-12-30

Tea cosies modelled after the Orier-
tai ones are easy to make az home.
minus the embroidery. Quilted silk.
plenty Of cotton wadding. and SIX
cord 10 finish il with are al! that is
uecessary 70 turn out an imitation
japanese tea cosy. shaped like n m!:-
iature pagoda.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-12-30
Roy WANTED.

Mr.. Rhinestein-"Vhere is der mana
ger? / want to get mein shewelry und
diamonts insured"
The Boy-"You're in CO wrong stall
boss. De plate glass insurance depart
ment is Oh de next floor" Judge.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-12-30
TRANSPORTATION.

The Hog-"Do you believe th-J r-s
soul can 20 from one body to another?"
The Dog-"Sure, Mike. I've eater so
much that l made a hog Of myself
lots Of times. philadelphia Tele.
graph.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-12-30
A GOOD INTERPRETER.

Homeboy-"How did you manage to
get all over the world and never speak
a word Of anything but Engl!shT'
SponduliX-"Because money talks,
and it seems TO be fluent in all Ian.
guages. es."-Detroit Free Press. l,e.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-12-30
A FAVORABLE Conclusion.

what the matter with FenigerE"
"Mortor accident-slight conclusion
OF the brain
Indeed. l noticed that his head was
tied up But he seemed quite as intel
ligent as usual
Il thought he seemed much more in
telligent. nt."-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-12-30
1Q@iIlR2Sf')r:g
YgWy
ss=SST
THE PEsSIMIsT.
He remembers al his troubles
That keeps him nice and sad;
But can't remember half a day
The pleasures that he's had.
Detroit Free Press.
THE PESsIMIsT
NOT HARD.

Il wish to learn TO make jelly" said
the housewife; lis II hardI"
"Oh, no, mum" replied the cook, tits
soft."-Fort Worth Record.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-12-30

I'm japanese schools a rnischievous
boy is made 20 stand aud hold a sien-
der stick OF lighted punk until IL burns
out. II he is caught breaking OF the
lower end Of the stick a second lun-
ssl,.,ent .s aGlCi.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-12-30

There must be fan in The game pre-
serves when the deer comes IN az dusk
ard tells about the hunters and the
guides shooting each other
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-12-30
no TIME FOR SUCH NONSENSE,

NJ IIME IUK GJOH NUNSLNSL'
Johnny Geehaw-"Paw, what's the
law Of gravitation"
Old Geehaw-"I dunno. / hain't got
time TO keep up with all the fool
statoots the blame legislator passes"
Louisville COurier-Journal.