Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1904-07-09
THE CHICAGO EAGLE.
long to find the money in their pocket.

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A young man thinks lie is unworthy
of the girl during courtship, but after
marriage he soon discovers his error.
| When you feel for the poor put your
hand into your purse. =
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People who pay as tney 20 are the
people whose coming is welcomed.
True charity consists of opening the
purse and keeping the mouth closed.
RUSSIA is convinced that the peril IS
a very bright yellow.
Listen to the circus band. 1t plays
the same old tunes.
But what will remove the Guate.
malan ant after it has killed off the
boil weevil?
man may he as honest as the day
is long and still have bad record at
night.
One of the most crying features of
the evil is that divorce is for the poor
as well as the rich.
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1t looks from distance as if the
Spirit Fruit man might be infringing
OH Dowie's patent.
| Over in China Ma Is reported to be
in absolute control of the situation.
That's usually the case.
It's only when piece of property Is
offered for a song that man discov.
ers he can't sing.
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Many a man who says he has grea,
presence of mind manages successfully
to conceal It.
The earth is the Lords. but Mr.
Rockefeller insists OH claiming the in
side of II.
I a preferred creditor Is one who Il
willing to wait unit! you get ready tc
settle.
. "A womans idea Of wise man 4.
one who makes a fool Of himself ovel
, her.
II Carnegie really wants to die pooi
he should invest his surplus coin in d
get.rich.quick concern.
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Boston physicians now claim tina,
piano music will cure neuralgia. Some
Of us prefer neuralgia TO insomnia.
There's 10 use crying over spill
milk. The better way Is to seek the
nearest pump ana repair the damage
Russell Sage's version: Early (,
bed and early to rise makes man,
employer healthy, wealthy and wise.
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A busy man doesn't object to &
woman with history, provided sh,
does not come into his office and try
to sell 1t to him.
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! Although worth eighty millions, Rus
sell Sage lives like a poor man and 70,
all practical purposes might as wei
be one.
:, The Koreans are getting of NOR,
easily than they expected ana arr
even managing to make little money
selling things to the soldiers.
. The Pennsylvania clergyman wht
3 shot ut burglar the other day ant
!. hit him has earned the thanks Of tn,
y entire congregation.
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People who own stock In toy pisto
factories may as well begin to lOOE
around for more permanent invest
ments.
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II Time Is money. This puts the maj
who falls to keep an appointment ol
3 an equality with the man who want
( to borrow five dollars.
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In the list of heroes etched by tn
flames Oh the Sl0cum the name Of tn
! captain Of a pleasure yacht who mad
: no effort to save life will not appear.
The young peoples societies In til
: Presbyterian Church want all marie,
members over 30 years of age to &c
! out. II unmarried it's different.
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A congressional committee Is to IN
vestlgate the Red Cross Society. !
would be more fitting to have the Re,
Cross Society investigate Congress.
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, The discovery OF carolinium an(
, berzelium increases the number O
known elements to about eighty, an(
Of radioactive substances to about six
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