Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1904-06-14
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Judging from the daily attendance
at the st. Louis exposition we are not
the only ones who haven't been there
yet.-Augusta Chronicle.
Ii the Japanese progress as rapidly
for another half century, they will be
giving lessons in civilization them
Washington Star.
London has hospital where women
are trained as nurses for dogs. This
is throwing physic to the dogs literally
as well as hguratively-o Bee.
Iii Col. Younghusbad keeps up his
present work the Tibetans will be not
"benoVolently assimilated," but benev-
olently assassinated.- atlanta Journal.
OF course Mr.. Carnegie wouldn't
consider for a moment any application
from those Mormon heroes with nu-
merous wives. Cleveland Plain
Dealer
a long-felt vocabulary want has
been filled in the appearance of the
word "kitchenette" Fiat dwellers es-
pecially will appreciate it.-Cincinnati
TimeS-Star.
The Republic of Panama will soon
be geographically described as long.
narrow body of water bounded on
each side by the Monroe doctrine
Washington Star
At the present writing there is not
vice presidential boom that can be said
to be making sufficient noise to shake
the calcimine from the ceiling of the
cave of echo.-Judge
One objection to The Star Spangled
Banner as the M tional air is that so
many citizens of the nation never see
anything ''by the dawns early light"
Kansas City Journal
The unfortunate Russians seem to
be losing almost everything but their
honor, and they would probably lose
that were it something that could ex-
plode.- Boston Transcript.
The Paris Faculty of Medicine has
a collection of 1900 brains, the result
of thirty years labor. Looks as IL
they were trying to corner a luxury
Philadelphia Public Ledger.
The length of Senator Peifer's whis-
kers gave Kansas far less undesira-
Bile notoriety than she is getting from
the prospective shortness of Senator
Burtons hair.--Boston Globe.
A book publisher declares that no
frSt-ciass fiction is being produced
these days. Let him keep his eye on
the resolutions of the political con-
ventions, kansas City Journal
The decision of a Philadelphia court
| that wife does not own her hus-
bands pay envelope will not disturb
! the average wife. All she wants is the
contents.-Kansas City Journal
| Hetty Green never tries to organize
any trust or mergers. She feels that
she has done pretty we'll if she holds
what she considers her own against
the tax collectors Washington Star.
After cogitating about the brilliant
| reception held in St Louis, 1t is rea-
scnable to wonder whether members
of the oriental and European nobility
never have headache.-St Louis Re
public
In view of the fact that the "Pil-
grilns Progress is about to be dra-
matized, the critics are sharpening up
their pencils and a few of them are
reading the book.-Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
A Missouri paper says the Nilsson
rians are the tallest people in the
world averaging feet inches. They
have had their legs pulled by the
grafters in the Legislature. -Philadel-
phia Ledger
You will see me as an archangel
before | am Vice President" said
Speaker Cannon TO Senator Burrows.
When you come to think it over, that
certainly is strong statement.-N
neapolis Times.
The Sultan is very much pleased
with his new cruiser. He has had oc-
casion from time to time to inspect so
many visiting war ships that he ought
to know a good one when he sees it.
Washington Star.
To him who recalls that the tactics
of war are historically identical with
those of a football game, 1t is plain
that the Japs have made mass play
through left tackle for tenyard
gain.-Boston Transcript.
When DR.. Rainsford says to us lay
men, 1--WE ministers are no better NOR
ally than you" we laymen, instead OF
feeling elated, are liable, knowing each
others infrmities. to be decidedly de-
pressed.-Boston Transcript.
Makaroff was known as the "Cos-
sack of the Sea-" while Skrydloff. his
successor, is known as the Bulldog
of the Navy" Togo is known TO the
Japs as the "Whole Works of the
Oceans."-St. Louis Republic
The Havana walters who struck
against an order prohibiting them
from serving soup In whiskers were
unduly hasty. The order may be
amended TO prohibit them from serv-
ing whiskers in the soup.-Indianapolis
! News
! Al a tliiAAatpiOSi'di tltdtiF HjA were
to sweep the last vestiges of human
ity from the face Of the earth the
Weather Bureau experts would die
| protesting that there was nothing I'M
seasonable about it.-Boston Tran
/ script
The Governor Of Hawaii announces
that in future the embezzlers of pub
lie moneys will be punished. The ma
| tive officeholders who have surpassed
our Postoffice Department are said to
be much aggrieyed. Philadelphia Pub
| lie Ledger.
Secretary Hay says that If the press
Of the world should adopt the high re-
solve that war should be no more, the
clangor OF arms would cease 1t might.
but the newspaper men would have to
fight an indignant public demanding
suppressed dispatches. and in such a