New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-07-23
RHETMATIZ.

RHEUMATIC.
When you've got the rheqmatiz-
All the feers in the kentry wants to make the case
T Wha9 to So Dc.
When you've got the rheumatic
Tell you what!'' says Elder Brown.
Got ter git the sweilin' down!
thought We couldn't save the lad,
E9'h s 5s legs TO o Ma bd lgil al PAINS
Doc. l reckon this won't do
Got ter d. pull III the a youn 'HsI through
GIFTS some ticker of the shelf.
Soaks It inter Ike fer fair
dSs. s .5e Ssi, ii: he's ssfs4 in p SHo'
Ike he lowed he felt o. h"
rheumatic" SAYS Jabez White.
,Cider'lI FIX you out all right.
G GsPG us sa ahd down 6S2a t ind y aad6
Take heap o exercise,
sun yaaT ears vim cotton 6siten.
somethin' like idecadtne.
An you'll soon be feelin fine
..R ias ''ltis:' j. in tie bones, '''
CIR 1ss. a. gq bS, as % i fa tsn be tea
Let it cool and drink il down
Nuthin better in the town.
What YOU want S 2 good bis chav
on plug o nisger-hsad,
II TRf i6s pH mdISn aqf FL go yon to j hs
with another good big chaw,'
W YIN yS@y. nG so The T ThSpmq !.
All the fellers in the kentry want, to make the
What 10 do
-CMilwaukee Sentinel
New-Hampshre woman almost a heroine
yesterday. She was in her pantry, and noticed the
tail of a protruding from a cupboard
Quickly grabbing a pair OF tongs she fastened
them to the muses. tau and vanSed The mouse
out all fcht hut he of
halfway down the throat Of three foot snake
The shriektns from the house in search
Of her husband. and is still at loss to know how
the snake got into the house.
Under the surtace.-They were watching Judge
him" they said than appears the surface
cleveland Leader.
The largest coil OF rope ever seen on the Pacific
coast towline for big raft of ping tow ed
recently from Portland 10 San Francisco The
huge coil contained $50 fathoms Of cable a.. inches
in diameter weighed little over three tons and
cost in the neighborhood Of SO0o. II needed to he
stout and strong ard perfect in every FIBRE as the
raft towed contained $4,000 lineal feet OF pilins
equal TO 6,5H00tO feet. lumber measure
An Idiot Trap.--wanderns over Salisbury Plain
large stone Inscribed: Turn me over. After mi3cp
dheuty he suc,sedoa IN turning II over and found
turn me back again. so that can catch some other
idiot. Tit Bits.
The Swiss government has decided no m
permit parents to baptize their offspring by fam
tastic names. This law has Just been exercised ar
st. Gall with regard to two children. one OF whom,
was baptized MAY l." while the other had been
named by its italian progenitors "Rbello" rebel
or revolutionary. The names were condemned and
the children have been legally baptized
Ethel-What makes you look so pleased, Ed,,
oh, Jack says I'm the first girl he ever nIonnssd
to on his automobile.-(Detroit Free Press
The cost Of the coronation OF King Edward VIZ
details OF which We're recently published es-
tablishes 4 record for modern times IL was CON
sdered. until yesterday. lordly and magnificent
thing for the subjects of George Nv to spend .f21
with modest 10000. 1t is not easy TO understand
in what King Edwards 1859 600 was sunk nor ca
easy, Mt least, in the case of George VA
sumptuous record of whose coronation proved ,oo
costly to finish. The part which did appear CON
tanned seventy-thres colored drawings FINISHED
like enauels, on velvet and white satin" Each
portrait cost 80 suineas
Important Query-Impa tient Young Man-NeJIts
how is romance-yours and mine-going to snd3
Nellie Suddenly apprehensive)-Why. Geonfrev
You don't want 10 skip to the last chapter vet do
you?-(Bangor News
Chicago has figured 1t out from her new citv d.
rectory. that she has population of 22l 900 Jude
ing from tho size OF her city directory New
Yorker would probably conclude tina. C-hicapo
must have a population OF at least IOespoto Iftb.
city continues TO increase and to put nearly everv
body in It's directory II will be necessary IN
handle the latter by the aid OF derricks
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES would you think II wers
to steal Just little kiss?
she-What would you think of burglar who had