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The San Francisco call., 1904-07-12
REAL EsTATE-CITy-FoR SALE.
6SS MARKET ST

63S MARKET ST
AUCTION.
AUCTION
= CISoAA JOL1 L. A0O1.
AT Our Salesrooms. at II o'clock Noon
ASHBURY HEIGHTS FLATS.
Nos. 1886 3S- 40 Willard ST., north of Carl:
5-6-6 rooms and porcelain bath each; finished
with beam ceiling. patent combination electric
and gas fixtures; rent $50 per month; mort
gage OF $4,000 can remain
MISSION INVESTMENT. -
Sc. corner of Noe and Ford sts.; lot 2SxllO
rect; improvements consist of a residence OF
II II rooms and bath: large stable and barn;
large yard in connection; now being used as
coal and wood yard; rent $40 per month
COTTAGE INVESTMENT.
NO. 116 Caselli ave-, off Douglass St, oet-
iElghteenth and Nineteenth; lot 25xlO4;o feet;
improvements consist Of 4-room cottage, sta
siollary Sny wash trays patent flush toilet. orlcA
s 81, AND 18TH AVE. BUILDING LOIS; ,;
~ Southerly line of NJ ST. 50 feet east OF
thirteenth ave. 25x100 feet each.
MISSION COTTAGE.
o NO; BIS Eureka St, south Of twentieth; lot
29x1So feet; cottage of rooms and bath new new
pltunDlng; porcelain roll top tubs; patena55 nusn
toilet; basement planked; rented for $ZO per
month; beautiful garden
:, RINGOLD ST. INVESTMENT.
NO. 80 Ringold St, east of Ninth, ana pc
tween Harrison and Folsom; 25x75 feet; cottage
OF rooms and bath; I foot driveway for was
elgh; rent S15 per month; mortgage $loOO at
per cent.
JONES-ST. CORNER.
NE corner of Jones and Greenwich sts. ex
trcenely Ire large lot. 79:6T1 feet; Nos. 22O2-04-
06-OS; improvements. well built 2-story base
ment houses of 10 rooms and bath each; rent
low al $l1S per month.
WESTERN ADDITION FLATS
Nos. 3735-3 SO Sacramento St, west OF
spruce; lot 27:6x1S2 rs feet; improvements
consist of desirable flats of 4-4-o-5 rooms;
modern plumbing; porcelain bath; flush toilets;
nickel plated trimmings; modern in every re-
spect; excellent surroundings; rent s72 per
month: mortgage Of $4,000 can remain; title
guaranteed; sidewalk patent concrete, streets
bituminiZed; newly built
INVESTMENT FLATS.
Nos 100 g. "a Sixth ave. north OF ID ST. !;
lot 2Tx120 feet: improvements consist of 3
story building containing four separate mats
of 4-4-7-S rooms and bath: rents $40 per
month; mortgage of $4,000 remain
FOLSOM ST. INVESTMENT.
No S4S Folsom ST. through to Clementna
St; No. 343 lot 32:11x160 feet; Improvements
nominal; rents $50
PACIFIC HEIGHTS COTTAGE.
1906 Greenwich St. near Laguna; handsome
l n story cottage OF 8 rooms and porcelain
bath; modern plumbing
EASTON, ELDRIDGE & CO.,
63S Market st.
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5Ox1OO-NORTHWEST corner Folsom and 18th
sts with new house months old; fine large
rooms; upstairs bath and toilet; all latest i'm
provements; fine large basement.
nice flats fronting 18th st: always
rented: adjoining lot goes with it, 25x1OO;
gas electricity and water connected.
Corner saloon doing good business; good
stock liquors; from l to 3 years insurance
and license go with 1t; good reasons given
for selling; perfect title; city title also.
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DIVIDEND notice-The Nevada National Bank
OF San Francisco. at regular meeting
of the board of directors of this bank held
July g. 1904, a dividend was declared for
the half year ending June 80 1904 at the
rate of seven "a per cent per annum, pay
able on and after the 18th inst; transfer
inst, both days inclusive.
GEO. GRANT, Secretary.
San Francisco, July g. 1904.
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$3.50 FOR fine home; 7 rooms, bath; stable
chicken-house. orchard. ETC.; lot 75x150:
street work done. p C. LASSEN & CO.
466 Tenth ST., Oakland Cal.
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FROM 10 A. n TODAY
GENERAL MANAGER HERE.
GOLD QUARTZ MINE.
WANTED.
y machine miners and timbermeu. $40.
10 ordinary miners and timbermen. $50 80.
y trst-class miners Tor shaft repairs and
sinking $50
= carmen and shovelers, depending on skill
SCI 70 SIS.
engineers and watchmen overy little hoist
inel S97 90
, engineers. regular hosting SI05
hremen ffOr Oh burners depend upon ex-
.perience. SO % So 30.
3 assistant machinists who can run a lathe.
$50
machinery and compressor men, $50.
slzippers. underground $50 so
chuck tenders who can mine S75
TOP carmen. one 10 drive mule, S6T 50.
rock hrea kermen, SCI 50.
2 miners working top chain drill. $50 so.
carpenters who can assist running hoist
engine. $50.
Concentrators Mil men
ANA lgamators. Watchrnen
Assayers and lot Of other help
no other informal rion given until you
SEE MANAGER
~ our Office That's business.
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statesmen wanted-Agents, dealers and
storekeepers, start in business for yourself
our capital: make mems fine clothing
to measure and you sell our perfect ht-
ting, highest class tailoring at a good profit
for as little money as others retail ready
made goods: you can control entire local
trade with our line: fall line $50 up-to-date
styles OF wooens. fashion displays etc, now
ready and furnished free. A great oppor-
tunity: write to-day for full particulars and
exclusive territory: experience not absolutely
necessary American Woolen Mills Co., Dept
A. Washington boulvd. and Union Chicago
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SAN FRANCISCO. Cal. July -. 19O4.-Sealed
proposals. in triplicate. will be received here
until IL o'clock a. m. July p, 1904. and then
opened for construction OF wharf at Dis
charge Camp. Angel Island. Cal. including
coal shed thereon; Government reserves the
right to reject OF accept any OF all bids in
whole or In part Information furnished on
application to WM s. PATTEN. Assistant
Ouartermaster General. Chief Quartermaster.
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ALAMEDA ADVERTISEMENTS
ALAmEDA STORES TO LET.

FOR rent-1247 Park st; store suitable for
plumber, carpenter, blacksmith, wagon
maker or painter. Apply to 1243 Park St,
Alameda.
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BALDWIN & HOWELL.
25 Post st.
Real Estate Agents and Auctioneers.
Rents Collected Loans Negotiated.
City Agts for Fireman's Fund Insurance Co.
Publishers of the Buyer and Seller
monthly paper devoted to the interest OF real
Contains full list of property for sale
Free on application
s25, oOo-Rents S24O marine view corner 60
feet; houses; inside location; very
choice; Leavenworth ST.
$40, OOo-Geary-st. Investment; only SO, 600 cash
required; $1,000 mortgage can remain;
price greatly reduced for immediate
sale; large lot, 35x13T :6, with splendid
3-story building; rents 1886 per an
mum.
S6,150-To be sold for absent owner: very
choice flats fronting on Frederick st. ;
lot 25x116:6 rents 5000 per annum
see these flats if you are looking for
an investment.
SIC. O.O0O-ForecIosure sale; splendid residence on
Green St, with rooms and bath; ma
rfne view; lot 27x127:6
SIS. S.5Oo-Prominent business corner on Devisa-
dero St; large lot. 32x1O0; first-class
3-story building: store under: 3-year
lease; rents $132 80 per month.
s.. 7.OoO-Minpa St. near 4th: lot 25x7O: frame
building; rents $50 per month.
s12. 5oo-New building of flats of and and
rooms and bath each; rents SIP so
per month; Eddy street
s3.25O-Rents s36 per month; wech St. near
4th; lot 25xS0; flats of 4 rooms each
rents $36 per month.
S24 OO0 S24 600
Elegant chance for speculation and invest
ment; $1,000 profit within three years; prop
erty pays nearly per cent net; large
corner Third St, particulars at office.
BALDWIN & HOWELL,
% Pest st
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sTuTTERING AND sTAMnERNG.

~
is taught celebrated Melbourne system; only
Melbourne in Z. S: private: established
years in 8. F. Tel. dint 2616 from to pm.
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NOTICE is hereby given that the Maria Kip
Orphanage OF $50 Lake ST.. San Francisco.
has received the following half orphan girls
from January 1 TO July l. 1904; Margaret
L. Alexander IL years months; Reba Rob-
inson, IL years months; Juanita Walls
worth. 10 years months; May WalswOrth.
years IL months: Vicien Dunkle. IS years:
Aileen Dunkle. years months; Doris
DUnkle. years 10 months; Hazel b. Wells.
years months; Emelie Delange. 4 years
months; Maria Grunn years 8 months.
Nellie Conoley, years months; Helen
COnoley. years II months; Daphne NJ.
Reeves, 13 years; Evelyn /. Reeves. 10 years
months.
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DIVIDEND NOTICE-San Francisco and Sub
urban Home Building Society, fifth floor
Mutual Savings Bank building, 7Os Market
st. opposite Third-For the half year end
ing June 80. 1904, dividend has been de-
clared at the rate per annum of ten QO) per
cent on capital stock and participating Ger
tificates free from taxes payable on and
after Friday. July l. 1904
JOSEPH A. LEONARD. Manager.
HUGH CRAIG. Secretary and Cashier.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1904-12-05
IngerkoII and Missouri.

Colonel IngersOll died too soon. He
said. When Missouri goes Republican
| will become a Christian" Missouri
returned a Republican majority of TO-
900. and We wonder whether Inger
soils unfaith was caused by his dislike
for Christianity or his dislike for Chris
uans whom he knew. In the fly leaf OF
A presentation copy Of one of his books
to his cous L. Mrs. Sarah B. Cooper
the most useful Christian woman that
ever lived on our Pacific coast. be
wrote something like this: If other
Christians lad been ike you 1 should
have taken very different position
independent.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1904-12-05

time for me to sing: it is the time fo,.
sObs. Then | cannot give financially nc
| used to give. / have had many fnap-
cial reverses during the past few
months. Then l cannot do as | used To
do for others. Ny W health is grad
ually breaking. How can l sing a new
sOngE l am like Rubini and Bordoni
and Cuzzoni and Pasta and Malibran.
After their voices once went they were
gone forever" All. my friends. you can
sing the new song of hope and saliva
ton if you will. The great trouble of
your life is not that you have had
great troubles. but that you have not
waded way down knee deep. hip deep.
shoulder deep. lip deep, into Gods
promises and comforts 10 get a suita-
bic inspiration for your new song.
The great trouble with you Is that
when trouble comes. instead of throw
ing yourselves more and more upon the
divine strength. YOU have lot go of
Gods strong hand and only depended
on your own strength. After Jenny
Lind's name had become famous as a
singer her voice began to fail. "Oh."
said she to herself. If | could only go
and see Garcia. l know be would help
me" Manuel Garcia was at that time
the greatest musical developer Of
prima donnlS. She left Stockholm ard
went TO Paris. A soon as sic entered
his studio and sang Garcia said. Ny
good girl. you have no voice. or. rathe.
I should say yop had a voice. bqt Won
are now on tie verge OF losing il.
Your organ is strained and worn out.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1904-08-18

A woman's Idea Of a personal devil
is neighboring woman who talks
about her.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1904-08-18

ASK SATISFACTORY EXPLANATION
Should Surrender tho ship Taken In
Neutral Port-RussIa Determined
to Obtain Satisfaction for tho At
front.


st. Petersburg, Aug. 1.-THE ex.
pectatlon here is that Port Arthur will
fall at any moment. Especial slgniH.
canoe Is ascrlbed to the fact that Lieu.
tenant General Stoessel's wife and
children went to Chefoo on board the
torpedo boat destroyer Ryeshitelni.
The presentation Of strongly
worded Russian note to the Pekin
government demanding an explanation
OF the Ryeshitelnl incident, coupled
with a demand for the restoration Of
the destroyer, as foreshadowed BY
the protests to japan and the powers
shoyA that Russia ID annarent,v do.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1904-08-18
NOT QUITE 50 RAMPANT.
0onnelIy Anxious To End SirIke-.He
Offers Concessions.

Chicago, Aug. 16.-Michael Donnel-
ly, president Of the butchers organiza.
ton, admitted that he Is ready to
waive some Of the demands that have
caused the deadlock between employ.
ers and employees in the stock yards
strike. He said, however, that he
does not believe there is any prospect
Of an immediate settlement. A state.
ment to this effect camo from the
strike leader while committee of
retail meat dealers was preparing 70
call on Mayor Harrison to ask him
to intervene and settle the strike.
Mr.. Donnelly said:
1--WE are willing to accept the inter
vention of the mayor or any third
person, but do not believe the pack
ers want any third person to inter-
vene. Nor do | believe the strikers
would welcome such intervention"
He was asked If he was willing to
make any concessions should Mayor
Harrison tender his services as medi.
ator. In reply Mr.. Donnelly said:
II think we should be willing to
waive the clause upon which we first
insisted, providing for the reinstate
ment Of all men within ten days and
all the skilled men within forty-eight
hours, Such concessions, however,
must be made by the allied trades
conference board"
Fearing that stock yards fever
would develop to serious extent among
the thousands of cattle that are held
unusually long at the stock yards
since the strike began, the Depart,
ment Of Agriculture has ordered q
special investigation.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1904-08-18
~ our own owl.


When one woman envies another
shs Is sure to snub her.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1904-08-18
Voice From Arkansas.

Cleveland, Ark, August is (spe.
cial).-Nearly every newspaper tells
Of some wonderful cure Of some form
Of Kidney Disease by the Great
American Remedy, Dodd's Kidney
Pills, and this part Of Arkansas is
not without Its share Of evidence that
no case Is too deeply rooted for
odds Kidney Pills to cure.
Mr.. A. E. Garlic, well known and
highly respected here, tells Of bis
cure after nearly q quarter Of a cen.
turys suffering. Mr.. Carlile says:
II want to let the public know
what think Of Dodd's Kidney Pills.
l think they are the best remedy for
sick kidneys ever made.
II had Kidney Trouble for % years
and never found anything that did me
so much good as Dodd's Kidney Pills.
I recommend them to all sufferers"
There Is no uncertain sound about
Mr.. Carlile's statement. He knows
that Dodd's Kidney Pills rescued him
from life Of suffering and he wants
the public to know 1t. Dodd's Kidney
Pills cure all Kidney Ills from Back.
ache to Brlght's Disease.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1904-08-18

The great field Of crystalized salt at
Salton, CAL, in the middle Of the
Colorado desert, is 264 feet below the
level Of the sea and Is more than a
thousand acres in extent. Its surface
is as white as snow, and when the sun
is shining Its brilliance is too dazzling
for the eye. The field Is constantly
supplied by the many salt springs in
the adjacent foot hills.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1904-08-18
State Troops In Camp.

Topeka, Aug, 17.-!There was a time
when the Kansas National Guard, was
considered a Joke, 1t was poorly
equipped, the morale was low, and its
annual encampment was usually held
as an adjunct to some street fair or
other scheme to extract money from
the crowd 1t attracted. 1t had to be
proven on a man before he would ad,
init that he belonged to the organiza.
ton. The average man thought of
the militia and laughed. Today Kan.
sas has, with the exception of Iowa,
the most efficient and best equipped
National Guard in the country. Two
encampments with the regular army
has taught the Kansas National Guard
the technique Of camp life, which, by
the way Is as important to an army as
actual experience in battle. The men
have learned to care for themselves
on the tented field, they are well
drilled and equipped, and they are as
ready for war as any purely volun.
teer organization could be,
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1904-08-18
Pigeon Game 10 Lunch,

While two members Of the British
house Of commons were lunching In
the restaurant Of that body the other
DAY a pigeon flew in at the window
and, after aliehting on the floor,
Jumped on the table. It was evident.
ly exhausted and hungry and eagerly
took the food which was given 1t.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1904-08-18
Deep.Ievel Mining.

Great advance in deep level mining
Is the result Of the advance in engi.
neering science. Some years ago
three thousand feet was considered a
great depth, but this limit has been
much exceeded. At Flenu, Belgium
thirty.six hundred feet has been
touched, while at Calumet, Hecla, and
Tamarack, in the United States, mines
from forty-four hundred to flfty-four
hundred feet have been worked. The
temperature is the great thing to be
overcome. 4r
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1904-08-18
Traps for Curiosity Hunters.

Many Of the local curiosity shops
planted In the back streets Of most
county and country towns are simply
kept up by large London firms, who,
from a prolonged study Of human ma
ture, have discovered that people who
are shy Of buying old furniture or old
silver In Bond street or Piccadilly are
ready and eager purchasers Of pre-
cisely the same objects, at a rather
higher price, when they come upon
them in the back streets Of a country
town.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1904-08-18
Work Of Astronomers.

Astronomers are not usually classed
among Woodworking men, yet they
often have to perform tasks requiring
the severest toll and perseverance,
such as observing a comet or planet
for weeks, registering stars all night,
making observations in the most in.
convenient attitudes, perhaps lying
fiat on the floor in an ice.cold atmos.
phere.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1904-08-18

Tsnnyson, whose age was Ss, wa
tuneful to the end, and in Crossing
the Bar left behind him q swan song
81 rare beauty. Victor Hugo lived tu
the same age, and to witness biz
apotheosis in the France that has e..
lied him. l d.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1904-08-18
Was Hunting Treasure.

Durban-Natal, Aug 1.-THE steam.
er Penguin, while searching for treas.
ure, supposed to belong to former
President Kruger, lost during the Boer
was wrecked off the coast of zululand.
Twenty-Five Of the crew are reported
drowned.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1904-08-18
Beware Of Ointments for Catarrh
that Contain Mercury,

- mercury will surely destroy the sense ofsmell
and completely derange the whole system when
entering II through the mucous surfaces Such
articles should never DO used except on prescrip.
tlons from reputable physicians, as the damage they
will do Is ten fold to the good you can possibly de-
nve from them. Halls Catarrh Cure, manufactured
by F. J. Cheney 4 Co., Toledo o., contains no mer.
curry, and ID taken internally, acting directly upon
buying Halls Cstarrh Cure be sure you get the
genuine II 10 taken internally and made in Toledo
Ohio, by r. J. Cheney q Co. Testimonials free.
Sold by Druggists. Price, 75c. per bottle.
Take Hslrs Family Pills for constipation.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1904-08-18
Novel Automobile whistles,

A European inventor has converted
the spokes Of an automobile into
whistles, which are operated by the
air action. The whistles are controlled
by a series Of small rubber balls in
connection with the seat, their re-
lease opening the valve in the spokes
and producing q peculiar whlstling
noise easily heard above the sound Of
traffic.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1904-08-18
Salt 10 Good Tooth Powder,

About as much salt as maybe heap
ed upon a flve-cent piece Is entirely
sufficient for cleaning the teeth 1t
seems to improve the condition Of the
secretions In the moth, renders the
saliva at night less ropy and viscid
and also appears to strengthen the
teeth. Z
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1904-08-18
FREE TO TWENTY-FIVE LADIES'

FREE TO TWENTY-FIVE LADIES.
The Defiance Starch Co. will give
25 ladies a round trip ticket to the
st. Louis Exposition, to five ladies' In
each Of the following states: Illinois,
Iowa, Nebraska, Kansas and Mis-
souri, who will send in the largest
number Of trade marks cut from o
ten-cent, 16-ounce package Of Def
ance cold water laundry starch. This
means from your own home, any.
where In the above named states.
These trade marks must be mailed
to and received by the Defiance
Starch Co., Omaha, Nebr., before Sep
TENDER list, 1904. October and Novem.
Der will be- the best months to visit
the Exposition. Remember that Def.
ance Is the only starch put up 16 or.
IA full pound) to the package. You
get one.third more starch for the
same money than Of any other kind.
and Defiance never sticks to the Iron.
The tickets to the Exposition will be
sent by registered mail September
9Th. Starch for sale by all dealers.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1904-08-18
Really lmpreqnabIe Fortre.ses.

Gibraltar and Cronstadt are the two
most brilliant examples Of elaborate
permanent fortresses that have, SO
far, fully answered all expectations,
neither Of them since fertilization hav.
ing ever been captured, while most
others have at one time or another
violently changed hands.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1904-08-18
Rlald lapansss Etiquette.

The Japanese language contains no
fewer than eighteen synonyms for the
personal pronoun H." one for each
class Of people; and etiquette makes
IT unlawful for q person belonging
to one rank In society to make use
Of the pronoun pertaining to another.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1904-08-18

The Australian government has or.
sanized an expedition under Captain
Barclay to explore the region compris.
ing $4,000 square miles, between Eyre
lake and the western boundary Of
Queensland. 1t Is desert Of the worst
type, which has cost the lives Of sew.
sral explorers.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1904-08-18
/. Port Of Hayrs.

The port Of Havre consists Of an
outer harbor fifty acres In extent;
there are also ten docks with a half.
tide basin and ten locks, having a
surface Of 30 acres. There are TO-.
500 yards Of quays and 143 acres Of
land for the slowing Of merchandise,
largely covered with excellent sheds.
There are six drydocks, three o.
which are capable Of taking In all
but the largest mail steamers.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1904-08-18
Executions In China.

Before Chinese bandits are execut-
ed In Mukden they are suspended for
a week or ten days by their thumbs
and great toes, so that their knees
Just touch the ground. Just before
the torture would kill them their
hands are cut Of. All this is done
by the Chinese courts, to which the
Cossacks turn over the bandits, or al.
legged bandits, after arrest.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1904-08-18

A woman may be convinced in after
years that she drew q blank in the
matrimonial lottery, but she clings to
Tie belief that her husband drew .
prize.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1904-08-18

Chefoo, Aug. ia telegram has
been received from what Is consider
ed reliable source to the effect that
o general attack on Port Arthur is in
progress, It Is believed that this will
DO the final assault.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1904-08-18
AN OLD BACHELOR SAYS THAT

Woman Is the fairest creature on
earth-also the unfairest.
The wise man always writes bis
love letters on q cake Of Ice.
The man who confines his counting
to widows never courts a-mlss.
The best way to tell a woman's age
is In a whisper over the telephone.
Woman's love for ribbons may be
due to her having originated from a
rib.
Before marriage a woman Is pen.
give, but after marriage she ex.pen.
sive.
A man seldom gains anything by OK.
changing bachelor quarters for better
halves.
A woman's Idea Of personal devil
is a neighboring woman who talks
about her.
The longer q man Is married the
less he lodges when his wife throws
things at him.
Nothing so effectually takes the con-
ceit out Of a shorthand expert as an
attempt to report a meeting Of female
suffraglsta