Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-01-23
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nave you. Shelf you did you
wouldn't have me.-Smart Set
Citizen-How can you be tired when
you are doing nothing? Tramp
reckon it's cause dere's so much NV
it ter do.--Chicago News
Ascum-Well. we'll l congratulate
you, old man; and how Is the baby to
be named? Popley-By my wife's PEG.
pie, it seems.-Philadelph Press.
Wife-When we go anywhere now
we have to walk. When we were only
engaged you always called a carriage.
Observation-Disclosures why we have to walk
now.
Blunt hear Blones has stopped
gambling. Front-That's true. | bet
him 500 this morning that he couldn't
stop, and he took me up.--Yonkers
Herald.
Georgiana-We are not old. Juliana
oh, yes, we are, my dear Georgiana
We'll. we are just as young as amy
girls of our age in town.--Indianap0lis
Journal
Snaso-This souvenir habit is getting
TO be something fierce. Rodd--I should
say so. ! know of man who visited
a friend and took his friends wife az
Il souvenir.
Little Willie-Wha is the difference
between character and reputation, par
Pa-Character is a luxury, my son,
while reputation Is necessity Chi
cage Daily News.
ScribblehardI believe I've written
myself out; | don't seem to have an
idea left. penhandler--Well, why
don't you write stories for the maya
zines, then life
The LADY, gave you a piece OF
pie last week, and you've been sending
your friends here ever since. The
Tramp-Youre mistaken, Indy; Them
was my enemies Judge.
"She claims to have studied music"
We'll, she has, after fashion" How
is that?" why, she has studied the
pronunciation Of the names of the great
composers. Chicago Post.
80 You were in London. ELI? How,
did you find the weather thereY ~
didn't have to find it. 1t came and
hunted me up and surrounded me in
chunks. Philadelphia Press.
Wife--Now, don't you think my new
hat is II perfect dream? Husband -
Well, no. To be a perfect dream the
bin attached to II should also be mere
~ dream. Philadelphia Press
I ~ n
hiding from her husband the present
she was going to give hlm?" mot IA
bit. She put it in one of the pigeon
holes Of his desk. Chicago Tribune,
She And you don't think there Is IA
chance In the world OF our living
through our lives without quarrel.
He-Thcre is always fighting chance,
dear.-cincinnati Commercial Tribune.
Yes, his painting attracts great
many people" Great artist, chs"
mo, just house painter. He puts
out a sign, Fresh Paint and everyone
touches II TO see IL it's Chicago
News.
Jack-Miss Fay, will you marry
me? Fay wouldn't marry You lf
You were the last man on earth! jack
oh l say, thatt rather hard, p
Fay-Goose! How could /? Who'd
perform the ceremony?
He-We must economlze. Suppose,
darling, that you try your hand at
making your own clothes. She Oh,
George. dear, j never could do that
I h. H..
yours THE New Yorker.
A stout man met a sad-f faced man
on the corner. sir" said the stout
man, "can you recommend good bar
Der to mef" sir" replied the sad
faced man, Il cannot. ! have my hair
Mrs. Croeker~-You don't like your
soup? Wen, | must say, you are the
hardest man TO satisfy there ever wasi
Mr.. Crocker--People who know you
are my wife have quite different
opinion. my dear Boston Transcript.
Hiller-Was that your son | saw
you with yesterday? Dale-The young
chap who was giving me advice how
to succeed In business and TO make
place for ones self In the world? Yes,
that was George. Boston Transcript.
Didn't hear your wife refer to
you as the human mince pier said the
curious person. Yes" answered Mr..
Sirius Barker rs that complaintf"
Not exactly. She means that new
er agree with anybody. "--Washington
Star.
That hoy Of yours what went to
college could do some wonderful lift
ing with the clubs and dumbbells."
Yes; but always thought more OF
the other ones lifting powers" Did
he lift dumbbells and the llke?" M
he lifted the mortgage"
Did you SEQ that pale young man
calling out Cash. at the ribbon coun-
ter?'' Yes" Fate Is awfully funny
sometimes Ten years ago, when we
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