Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-12-10
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merely an insult with its dress suit on.
my son."-Puck.
Mr.. Flush-Have you change for a
five? Mr.. Broke-No; but l would like
to have five for change.-Ex.
/ Jurge Knox lin the court room)-
I've lost my hat Attorney-Thats
nothing. lost suit here yesterday.
/ FIX.
He-lt's hard to keep a secret some
times, isn't it? She-I don't know;
I've never tried it-Detroit Free
Press.
A little boy was asked his name, and
answered: We'll, they call me jim
ME, for short; but my maiden name is
James"
I'm sure he said he was out of pol
| tics for good" you must have mis-
| understood him. He's out for the
goods in politics philadelphia Press.
Edith-When accepted Jack he
said he was in the seventh heaven!
EtheI-Quite likely; he's been engaged
to six other girls this season.--Jester.
! Minister-So you saw some boys
fishing on the Sabbath, my young man.
/ Did you do anything to discourage
/ them2 Small Boy--Yes, sir; stole
/ their bait.
Hawkins-That plckpocket they
caught is really very intelligent fell
/ low Sampson-No doubt of It, lie
/ proved that by his ability to locate n
lady's pocket
| Jaggles-Do those nohlemen who
come over here to visit us acquire
many of our customs? Waggles-I
presume so. At any rate they borrow
a great deal from us.
MY kingdom for horser' cried
Richard the Third And moment
later he was seen slowly emerging
from under his balky automobile
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Mr. Gooder- Here's book I'd very
much like to have our daughter read.
/ 1t contains some good advice for girl
Of her age. Mrs. Gooder-Very well.
I'll forbid her to touch It.
a mighty poor sermon!" said Knox,
/ as they came out of church. What
/ would you expect for n cent? an
/ swered Cox, who had seen what the
kicker had dropped into the plate.
clones borrowed dollar from me
/ yesterday" Yes" HE paid me back
with the same dollar l loaned him"
That's strange" NO. couldn't pass
it either. "~-Cleyeland Plain Dealer
Just Too Lovely: YES" said the
first actress. i've got lovely new
play for this season What is itT'
asked the other. "A society drama in
four acts and five new gowns, Elk,
kissing Bugs He-Let us sit out
on the lawn and watch for shooting
stars. She oh, somebody might see
us. Let's sit inside the grape arbor
and watch for lightning bugs.--Judge.
Yes" said Mr.. Borem, I'm disap-
| pointed in these shoes It's funny now
adays how ones things wear out be-
fore one knows It," Yes" replied
Miss Weary, with yawn, especially
| ones welcome"
| Teacher-Now, then, Tommy, you
have no good excuse for staying away
from school yesterday Tommy-Well,
1t wasn't my fault Teacher-It
wasn't? Tommy-~No, MAJ done
my best to think up one.
"Oh. children! You are no noisy to-
day. Can't you be little stiller and
betterT Now, grandma, you must be
little considerate, and not scold u.s.
You see, If il wasn't for us you would
not be grandma at all"
She-And you say you would die for
me? Mr. Boresome-A thousand times.
She-Would you mind doing It just
once--straightaway7 You know papa
has been appointed coroner, and he
hasn't had any practice yet.--Boston
Traveller.
Salesman-How was 1t you asked
Grimes only $40 for that coat when the
usual price is $15; Proprietor-Well,
you see, he had the coat charged. and
1t is doubtful If he ever pays. Better
lose $40 than Sl5, don't you see?-Bos-
ton Transcript.
The Maiden have a futtering
about my heart and ! have no appe-
tite. doctor The Doctor-Oh you're
in love; can't do anything for that.
You can't doctorF' Certainly l
can't" why. doctor! You're not
married" - Yonkers Statesman.
Burly Party you aware sir,
that you deliberately placed your UNI
brella in my car last evening? Little
Binerton-Very careless of me, Pm
sure. wonder what became OF it,
and Would it be too much trouble
to ask you to return it?-Tlt-Bits.
Jones-It is just impossible for me
to keep a lead pencil. People are al,
ways borrowing you know, and they
always forget to return Brown-Why,