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The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-11-04
Could Get No Rest.

Freedom, Mimi, October II (Spe
ciaD-Mr. R. E. Coward, a well-knOwn
man here is rejoicing in the relief
from suffering he has obtained
through using DOdd's kidney ills.
His experience is well worth repeating
as it should point the road to health
70 many another in a similar cOndi-
tion-
Il had an aggravating case Of Kid
ney Trouble" says Mr.. Coward, that
gave me no rest day or night but
using a few boxes Of DOdd's Kidney
Pills put new life in me and feel like
q new man.
lam happy to state I have received
great and wonderful beneft from
Dodd's Kidney Pills. I would heartily
recommend all sufferers from Kidney
Trouble to give DOdd's Kidney Pills q
fair trial as I have every. reason to be
Iieve it would nver be regretted"
Dodd's Kidney Pills make yO1 feel
like q new man or woman because
they cure the kidneys. Cured kidneys
mean pure blood and pure blood
means bounding health and energy IN
every part OF the body
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-11-04

referred to shows that the Boosting OF
President Roosevelt about our pros
perity under Republican policies IS
only fOg a part Of the people and that
the majority are getting worse on
Though the increased cost OF living.
The Democrats have so often proved
these facts that il is an old tale and
thought by many to be exaggerated
for partisan purposes, but here comes
the bitter. biting blasts from this or
gan Of protection which in a sane mo-
-ment tells the truth when it says:
yet it may be doubted if one-half
the heads Of American families are
in as favorable a position as they
were In 1897. The third party-the
majority who are neither capitalists
nor able to fOrtify themselves behind
labor union walls-is to-day giving
more prOpOrtiOnately than in 1897.
while getting only the same
When capitalists combine to raise
prices, reduce expenses, or anticipate
profits it is this third party that pays
the higher prices. stands the Feduc-
ton Of expenses, and converts the an
ticipated profits into actual ones"
It is well to ponder on that and
consider whence it came. to thorough
" understand the admissions Of the
enOrmity of the crime that the Repub-
icans have fastened on those Of linn
tied incomes and then further consid-
er another paragraph from the same
deliveTance:
The plain truth is that fully one
half the workers Of the United States
the men whose incomes are from
$500 to $1,000 q year, the men who
are neither in trusts nor labor unions.
have not been getting their share of
the national prosperity. They are
working for the prosperity Of capital
and organized labor, but no one is
working for them. And under this
burden they are becoming exhausted -
That is as the Inter Ocean says, "the
plain truth" But the men who con
troll the dominant party still shout.
Let well enough aloneI'' STAND
patti" Hands offi'
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-11-04
TALK ON ADVERTISING


The sunshine that makes a business
plant grow is advertising
Growing a business nowadays is
something like growing an apple-tree.
You may select good seed, plant it in
good soil, water and work with it, but
the tree will not produce fruit until
another and most powerful, energiz-
ing and life-giving element is brought
to bear. You must have sunshine and
lots Of it. Can you expect to ripen
apples in the dark? Can you expect
to grow a profitable business plant
nowadays without the sunshine Of pub
lie favor produced by advertising?
This Postum plant is a good illus
tration Of that law. 1t seems but a
short time ago when put few men
at work in the carriage house OF the
barn you have seen to-day, where we
began making Postum coffee.
The seed then planted, less than g
years ago, was a new kind Of apple
seed and it was not altogether. certain
how the people would like the apples.
We did our work thoroughly and
plenty Of it. We knew we had a good
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-11-04

The press dispatches report that the
beef trust has again advanced the
price Of choice cuts of beef, although
the price Of cattle declined and the
number of cattle received at the Chi
cagO market was beyond the average.
The Republican spellbinders who have
prepared their OratiOns on the theory
that President Roosevelt has smashed
the packers combine viii have to re-
wise their speeches One OF two things
must have happened-eitheT the beef
packers are defying the administra-
ton, OF they have earned immunity b.
generous donations TO the Republican
campaign fund The beef trust is &C
knOwledged by the administration to
be a bad trust, or the courts would
not have been asked to quasi it; yet
the proceedings against it and the
Injunction Of the court does not help
the meat consumers What a farce
these trust prosecutions are. and viii
people be content to be fooled all the
time2
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-11-04

Nesserner said e Make Much Money
BY shrswd TEirk.

Mesterner Said e Make Much Money
BY Shrswd TEirk.
The wooden nutmeg OF Connect
cut was the first Imitation food" said
a grocer "and then came the mean
Bostonian who dried snow and sold It
for salt This year We have an imi-
tation new potato.
a WesterHer put the imitation new
potato on the market, and they say he
has made about so per cent profit out
Of It. / am speaking seriously now,
mind OF course it was in a joking
way that I alluded to the nutmeg and
the salt
The Westerner, to accomplish his
deception, plants on toward the end
Of the summer a crop Of late potatoes
OF a kind that keep well. These ripen
and are dug up just before the first
frost They are sorted, and all the
bad ones are thrown out. Then he
rest are buried in a field.
THE crop lies buried, preserved
from all harm under the soil, till early
spring About two months before
the first genuine potatoes have ap-
peare0 II IS aug up
"a great bath of solution Of I've is
prepared and in this bath the potatoes
are dipped When they emerge from
their plunge their skins are pink and
curly, and their flesh is hard and firm
In word, they are to all appearances
new potatoes, and they would deceive
anyone.
There are many imitation foods,
the grocer ended. We have imita.
ton butter, imitation syrup, imitation
jelIies and jams, imitation coffee, imi
tatiOn honey and imitation maple
sugar. Not one Of these frauds, though
is as hard to detect as the imitation
new potato"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-11-04

Some thoughtful man might say that
If what you manufacture has merit,
once you get a trade established peO-
pie viii continue to purchase, even If
the advertising is stopped, but to act
on that conclusion would be a fatal
mistake, for there are always bright
men on the lookout to steal your ap-
pies, and if you give them the chance
they viii come in and take the fruit,
sure. Right here let US drive a nail,
not a shingle nail but forty penny
spike. Your article must have merit,
far and away beyond the ordinary IN
advertised thing. It should be the
very best that human intelligence and
ingenuity can produce. Then you have
a foundation to build upon that will
not slip out from under when the
building grows heavy. There are per
sons ignorant enough to believe that
a poor article can be advertised into
q success. It cannot and any one who
tries the experiment viii pay heavily
for his experience Critically examine
any well known and advertised article
that has been years on the market and
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-11-04
The Victor.

He that overcOmeth shall inherit al
things ''-RevelatiOn XXI, ..
One time the sea wars wide-so wide
That men declared
No one could find its further side,
Yet one man dared:
One man who dreamed Of things to do
One man who fought his doubling crew
And yentured till his dreams came true.
Then others Jared
His way till all the sea might hide
Their work had barred.
One time the plains were dull and still
And all untrOd,
And men gazed at each distant hill
With doubling nod
But one man braVed the lonely miles,
Blazed. pathways through the fOrcs
aisles:
Men went his way in eager files;
With chain and rod
They marked the place for mart and mil
Upon the sod
The man who is content to rest
Secure from harms
In fear Of tolls tremendous test
or wars alarms.
Who hugs. interrupted. his safe hearth.
Gives little proof Of strength or worth
His pride is Strangled in its birth
And slugEard charms
Have barred the tale Of noble quest
From of his arms
w. D. N In Chicago Tribune
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-11-04
Rebuksd In It's oun Party.

Even the most hide-bound Republic
an newspapers occasionally aeknoEl-
edge the way the protective tariff
plumbers the people for the benefit OF
the projected trusts Now the cleo
lion approaches and the Republican
platform and President Roosevelt
have 10th declared that protection
must be adhered to, the organs grind
put the same tunes
The Chicago Inter Ocean Is per
laps the most intensely partisan and
ruly loyal OF Al the Republican Or
yans, yet It has evidently felt that
he e. O. P. must be stayed In its
hayward course OF protecting the
ew at the expense o. the many or
disaster 60 the Republican, party
zouId &c inevitahl TIE seditoTial
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-11-04
80 Rhode IsIand az 60

The one salvation Of Rhode Island
farmers this year is the hay crop.
which has been almost phenomenal
the records Of the State Board Of Az
rfcuIture showing a very great in
crease in the size Of the crop over
preceding years The after-feed has
not come up as wen as might be ex.
pected on account OF the cold wealth
er. but it is on the big hay crop thai
the farmer must get his money thiE
year; and very few gTangers wiz be
able 70 show a balance on the right
side OF the ledger with the advantage
OF increased hay money, as the Dota.
toes and. fruit IN many sections Of the
state viii be a dead loss.-ProTidence
Journal
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-11-04

it viii be found to possess exceptional
merit.
In ancient days newspaper publish.
ers considered an advertisement an
evil but a necessary evil, and that e
should be hidden away as carefully
as possible, 50 that no one would dis
cover that the paper was trying to
make a little money by inserting pub
lie announcements. A paper run that
way to-day would fan.
The most successful exponents Of
the new plan Of doing business with
ink and paper are using every posi-
bic means to make the announcements
attractive and sought after by the
readers.
Il is safe to say that thousands Of
women read the neWspaper-not the
telegraphic page, but the pages con.
tanning announcements OF bargains 81
stockings, skirts, hats, gloves. pianos.
furniture. food for the table. etc.
You have been invited to visit Bat
tie Creek for the purpose Of viewing
one Of the most unique advertising
building IN the world, also 70 look
over a large business built Up, sus-
tGined, nCurished and kept active By
sunshine, and, at the same time, have
an opportunity 60 see one Of the most
thrifty, active and prosperous towns
Of fits size IN the world. built Up large
y b. the sane kind Of sunshine.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-11-04
Newport,s Hour of AGONY.

Just as the Newport season is clos
ing and everybody is congratulatine
everybody else on the eclat and the
elan and the everything else with
which the "4OO"-Or is it the "6OO'2-
have entertained distinguished for
eigners, along comes a hOrrid an
nouncement from the British College
Of Heralds that upsets the whole
blessed business. An official prOnun-
ciamentO cuts down the 400" with
one fell swOop to III, stating in z
cOld-blOoded, awful way that in all
America there is only that number OF
families Of the real sort. Only a beg
gardly III in this revised list of blue
blooded society Of the international
brand, warranted to work satisfactOr-
lily on both sides of the Atlantic and
to Withstand the wear and tear OF
social inspection here and abroad
New York Herald.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-11-04
Remarkable Baby.

DR.. George r. Shrady asked another
medical man at a recent meeting OF
a number Of the fraternity if he had
ever heard of a three months OLD
baby talking.
"Ohl" said the other, "of course Fl
is very unusual, but was called once
to attend a sick infant Of that age
The case was desperate and past al
hope Of relief I was sitting watching
for its last gasp when the mother
said:
Doctor, is there nothing that car
be done to save my baby2'
And 1 replied: Nothing, absolute
" nothing
"Just then the baby opened its eyes
and said nothing, absolutely nothing
and died. New York Times.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-11-04

Every housakeeper should know
that il they viii buy Defiance Cold
Water Starch for laundry use they
win save not only time, because IL
never sticks to the iron, but because
each package contains Is oz.-one full
pound-while all other Cold Water
Starches are put up in Z-pound pack
ages, and the price is the same, 10
cents. Then again because Defiance
Starch is free from ali injurious chem
icals. If your grocer tries to sell you
1907. package it is because ne has
a stock on hand which he wishes TO
dispose Of before he puts in Defiance.
He knows that Defiance Starch has
printed on every package in large let
tiers and figures 10 ozs." Demand
Defiance and save much time and
money and the annoyance OF the iron
sticking. Defiance never sticks-
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-11-04
The issue Reiterated.

Shall this be a well regulated gov
eminent OF an cratic, loose govern
ment2 Shall It be controlled and head
ed by a nan bred and trained to init
macy and profound generation for the
constitutional methods OF administra-
ton or BY one who is out Of sympathy
with constitutional processes, united
BY temperament 70 subordinate him
self 70 his function and intolerant. Of
restraints2-St Louis Republic
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-11-04

Mss Cinx." began yourg GayEoy-
~or may cali you Ginevra-'
call ne what you like, she said,
with bright smile.
We'll, like Gin" he answered.
And then he realized as she turned
Der phiz from him, that he had blum
dered.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-11-04

The Senate committee finds that the
Chickasaw and Creek Indians are sell
ing their valuable lands for a song.
The worst Of il is that they immedi-
ately pass the bars Of music over the
other kind
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-11-04

Chicago teachers are going to make
a careful study of that city. Incident
ally the hospitals are preparing to in
crease their facilities for caring for
persons suffering from nervous pros
tration.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-11-04

To the housewife VINO has not yet
become acquainted with the new things
Of everyday use in the market, and
who is reasonably satisfied with the
old. We would suggest that a trial Of
Defiance Cold Water Starch be made
at once. Not alone because il is guar
anteed By the manufacturers to he su-
periOr to a.y other brand, but because
each 1Oc package contains &c 0zs, while
all the other kinds contain but u OF. 1t
is safe to say that the lady who once
uses Defiance Starch will use no other.
Quality and quantity must win.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-11-04

"Can ladies smoke in automobiles
queries an exchange. They can; but
they, don't
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-11-04
CURE YOUR KIDNEYS.

When the Back Aches and Bladder
Troubles Set IN, Get at the Cause.
Don't make the mistake Of believing
backache and bladder ills to be local
ailments Get at the cause and cure
the Kidneys Use Deans Kidney Pills.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-11-04

Suppose Paul Revere should have
waited and made his famous ride
now" said the professor. what would
be his rewaTd?'' He'd be arrested for
fast driving" promptly responded the
bright student.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-11-04

which have cured
thousands.
Capt. S. D. Hun
ter, Of Engine No.
Il, Pittsburg. Pa,
Fire Department.
and residing at
2729 Wylie Ave,
says:
1T was three
years ago that l
used Deans Kid
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-11-04

Mr. Harry Lehr, whose latest fash
Of genius is the invention Of tea par
ties for dogs, is said to object to
newspaper nOtOriety. We should think
he would.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-11-04

The Corporal-The moment the FIR
ing began Captain Flicker quit the
aeld and ran home.
The Sergeant-A brave Oficer always
desires to be where the fighting is the
heaviest understand he and his wife
are ouarreling all the time
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-11-04

Experts are discussing the question
as to what shall be done with our
idiots Really it isn't necessary to
do anything with them so long as
they do nothing worse than AXE
stray votes
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-11-04

MauS-See this ring? Archie gave
it 20 me the other evening.
Irene-I thought I recognized it
You'll find IL has a rough place just
under the setting that VIII make your
finger sore.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-11-04

Mr.. Joseph Jefferson has announced
his purpose to retire forever and en-
Joy that long vacation to which he has
looked forward for so many years.
Everybody hopes that he viii have
plenty OF time and opportunity to act
the part
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-11-04

An Asheville hen scratched up in
the poultry yard q diamond worth 81
OOC that had been lost two years. Be
kind and cOnsiderate to your hens; it
may be worth while.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-11-04

ney Pills Tor an attack Of kidney trou-
BILE that was mostly backRche, and
they fixed me up fine. There is no
mistake about that, and il l should
ever be troubled again, would get
them first thing. as ! know what they
are"
For sale by all dealers. Price so
cents. FOster-MiIburn Co, Buffalo,
N Y.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-11-04

Surgeons lately relieved an Ohio
young woman Of ffty-One needles that
were scattered through various parts
Of her anatomy. She must have been
a girl with many fine points about her.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-11-04

Aliens Foot-Ease, Wonderful Remedy.
''Have tried ALIENS FOOT-EASE, and
find it to be certain cure, and gives com
fort to one suffering with sore, tender and
swollen feet I VIII recommend ALIENS
FOOT-EASE to my friends, as it is
certainly 4 wonderful remedy.-Mrs. n.
Il GuilfOrd, New Orleans, Ia"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-11-04

The small stockholders in the 81
100000 New Jersey corporation which
has been sold out for 5000 hereafter
will believe just one ten-thOusandth
Of what prOspectuses say.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-11-04

WI Ting-fang, who is to revisit the
United States, viii be surprised Oh
his return to find out how well this
country has managed to worry aloEg
without his counsel and advice.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-11-04

The Radcliffe girls have been eau
toned not TO look at the boys" in
their travels in Cambridge It's a slow
girl that can't see the boys without
looking
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-11-04

DR.. GunsauIus says that the day Of
the boy orator is gone Sure. The
boy orator has grown to a man and
quit the habit
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-11-04

An Omaha waiter who was attacked
by a guest on account Of the quality
OF pie served for dinner shot and seri-
ousIy wounded his assailant- II does
seem, however, that pies that have
TO be served with a revolver should
be withdrawn from circulation
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-11-04

President Butler wants 100000
for Columbia university DR.. Harper
may be able to furnish him with
prescription, but he will have to look
for his own apOthecary.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-11-04

A boy in one OS the city schools had
been late both morning and afternoon
for three days in succession When
asked the reason he replied that he had
taken time to eat all he wanted for
breakfast and dinner.
You are more successful in getting
food than you are getting knowledge,
fancy" said the teacher.
Yes" replied the boy, eos I feeds
myself and you teaches me"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-11-04

For wearing a dress with a low
neck on the street Mrs Pat Campbell
was annoyed by a lot OF rubbernecks
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-11-04

Apropos OF the light breakfast, when
q GLIB waiter asked Eugene Field one
morning whether he would have a
beefsteak, chop, ham, or omeiet, OF
What, that genial humo-ist replied
sAn orange, please, and q few kind
words +" ,He didn't die Of dyspepsia
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-11-04

The house Of an editor in SheIbina,
No, was struck by lightning three
times in one night during a recent
storm But his house may have been
so large and pslatial that the light
ming struck it in three different
places.-Exchange
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-11-04

The worlds fair air ship race was a
hzzle- Still, it is worthy Of praise for
one thing It didn't result in the kill
ing CT anybody.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-11-04
Automobile acampaIqn., ,.

General Booths automobile cam
spaigns from Lands End, England. Il
Aberdeen, Scotland, took him oveI
/ 800 niles OF road Everywhere hf
vas received with enthusiasn-
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-11-04

The loss sustained by the University
Of Minnesota by reason Of the recent
fire is not so great as at first report
ed They saved the gridiron-
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-11-04

William Waldorf AstOr is still able
to tolerate America as a financial in
vestment, but nothing more than that,
mark you, must be expected Of him.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-11-04

II you don't think the Republicans
have kept sll their platform. prom
ises. even On reciprocity, you should
read the Republican campaign book
which vas prepared In the Depart
ment OF Commerce and Labor At gov
eminent expense
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-11-04

z Pluribus Unum-'I dropped in at
Citily's room last night" Room? I
understood he had a fat" $50 he did,
but he's taken all the partitions down
and now he has a real nice room"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-11-04

How would it do, for instance, to try
the recently discovered and much
talked Of sour milk elixir Of life on the
frequently slaughtered Kurds.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-11-04

There is nothing to show, however,
that the Harry Lehr dogs try to IN
dog themselves, so to speak, when
they attend one Of his parties.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-11-04

A blue book Of the cat aristocrats
Of America has been published All
cats look alike from the bedroom
window.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-11-04

Churches are uniting at a great
rate Is the religious world becoming
Experimentation inclined?
WheWi
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-11-04

Those lamas who pray even for the
microbes they swallow might save
time by following our example and
boiling the water.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-11-04

In his new novel entitled "Automo-
bOlisme" 1t is thought that Jules
Verne will considerably lower his for
mer record Of eighty days.