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The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1904-06-13
SWEET MELODY FLOUR
FRESH MILK FOR SALE.

On and after Monday january % /
will receive fresh milk from the country
daily and viii sell IT in any quantity t
local customers.
BEucHLER's BAKERY,
20Jan.04. sl9 Pike Stree,
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1904-06-13
Sweet Melody Flour

Miss Pearl Modispaugh has openeo
restaurant and ice cream parlor on
Monticello avenue, at No. $40. She in
vites the patronage of all. aprls-tf.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1904-06-13
cHARLoTTE ATwoop.
Absurai.

Bootmaker cwho has a deal Of trouble
with his customerS-l think. sir. II you
were to cut your corns I could more
easily md You pair Cbolerics Old
Gentleman-Cut my corns, siri ask
you to fit me pair OF boots to mr.
feet. sir. I'm not going to plume my
-: - ese-" 70 tit xour bootsi
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1904-06-13

George didn't keep his engagement
with me last night. said the girl who
was betrothed 70 him.
I'D give him piece OF my mind. !.
said her mother.
"Just a little sample Of married life. :"
suggested the father.-Cleveland Lead.
er.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1904-12-17

opportunity Of settling old Ecorea
Though ManalaH had spoken 80
confidently. ! did not quite see hos
80 we're 10 obtain an entry 10 the
house There was no sound OF
sign o. life ia II. To knock az the
door and demand admission would
be uorae than useless. while 70 en-
dcavor - force an entrance would
only be Ia put the enemy on The
alert AMI 10 afford them an op-
portunity ~ conveying their pris-
oner elsewhere
We stole 10 the back 81 the house
through q narrow lane. The wind
uWa on that side we're barred. my
companion. however had brought
certain tools with him with which
he was able 20 force an entrance. I
stood In the shadow watching Man
nlhld AZ work. and vas struck By
the deRtefity with which be used
his tools. No professional burglar
could have been more expert az HE
work
When possibly five minutes had
elapsed he turned 20 mo and. with
gesture. slgnified that all was
ready
Look here. Manaiakl." I whls-
pered. after We had explored room
after room and found no one there.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1904-12-17

hundred pounds be enough. think
Ypu7-'
More than enough. I anHweTei-
He will think himself richly re
sArded Half the amount would
have been sufficient"
No. no protested the duke
Don't stint him. ST Gavesson !
shall never be able 10 make Il up %
you for all tho trouble you have
taken In lhia unhappy matter.
= must beK Of yoa not To speak
- &. I replied hastily Z am only
making aoma little return TO yeu
Tor your kindness % ne"
True 10 bis promise. found Ma
ualaki waiting for me
Good. aid be. with your per
mission We will now proceed TO
business You airs armed. per
hapaT'
n have got a revolver in M
pocket" | answered. DO you i'm
axine that I would b. likely 10 come
cut on a business like this without
It,"
Then told him of the reward the
duke and the commander in-chief
we're willing to give him " no could
succeed Ia reaguing the Lady Olivia
from her terrible predicament
II had no sooner been mentioned
than I could tell from tho expires
sion on bis face that Il had taken a
firm hold Of him. With six humid
red pounds al his back he knew
that he would be ia a position 20
commit a hundred villaniea. and
possibly b. 50 doing would add not
only 20 hia reputation but also to
his capital
All this time We were tollinE up
the hin A more wearlsome climb
I don't think I ever remember. |,
Was back aching work for man
who had been without exercise FOL
upwards Of fortnight However.
at last We turned into marrow
atrect-alley would be n better
name for It. and any ono who has
had experience 81 Gibraltar don't
mean the tourists. who only see the
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1904-12-17

Fl Mars Parish nrv " . Meta
Church corner = Twenttefh avsnns
ard JarkaHn street EafiY mnl- ana
sermon frHfiarrns rnassf. - N
sanfn Y.schnei ~ o NJ Instruction
ard hsnsdietian. - o m
church q oar LADY, - Odd Help
Third aveuas and Washington street
Sunday iau masses ~ m and I.
= m. hiEh mass % - a N Sunday
school p m rrzpsrn. IN p m
Week DAYS. mass ma
Sacred Heart Church Rev Geo 4
INA. A. n m. and s a ~. low
mas. ID > IN. vsspsrs. ssfmon aad
hsusdiutiau
Church q the Immaculate Canrnr-
ten Rev A swecrs Al - and 81
=. m low mass 90 - a. m. high mass
ana ssrmou. ~ .. IN. rosary aht
sensdsitionz
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Street GaminS Showed
Respect For The Dead
NOISY CROWD or BOYS STOPPED THEIR PLAY AND STOOD
WITH BOWED HEADS WHILE FUNERAL coRrEoE PASSED


-Four dirty-faced urchiua enacted
a little scene IN Seattle yesterday
afternoon that touched the hearts d
many who happened 10 witness H.
The quartet 81 street gaminB were
enjoying themselves IN lively game
OF pump pump pull-awaY' using
Seventh avenue. near Pike street. a.
their public playground.
They paid no attention 20 the
warning gongs o. threatening cleo
tric cars. nor did they heed the we'll
directed luvectives Of irritable mo-
tormen. They were having q good
time. and what ala II matter u the
traffic on the street was interferea
with ~ long as no burly. blue-coat-
ed officer swooped down upon them.
Across the street and back againi
Uo1ging. twisting, tripping and
yelling n the top Of their shrill
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1904-12-17

Johnson worked In thu pattern
shop.
Worked there twenty years.
shop waa Just like a home TO him
With ita hopes and fears
Worked hts level best every day.
Went home worn aud tired
Vas a rorkiuK good workman. too
Fay day be got fired.
Johnson had a good wife and Kids
cost him all he drew
Never grudEed EN- single cent.
Couldn't save a sou.
Always ready to lend a hand.
Never felt too tired.
Iuhuaon'H whiakorn we're prutty
gray
That's why no got fired.
snoyu" he SAYS. as he gathers ul
Tools he owns himself.
Tools wear cut and won't hold al
edge
Lay 'cm on the shelf
Smiling cheeffully no left the ahoI
Where he'd worked for years.
Safe az home In his sitting room
johnson bowed Ia tears.
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voices
Pump pump puii-awayi"
Until
line Of carriages preceded by the
grim tale-beafer Of death. a black
draped hearas.
"Jigzers. kidsl Here comes a
funerali"
The game came 90 nm abrupt stop
while the now sober-faced kids
withdrew silently % the sidewalk
and removed their ragged caps until
the cortcRe had passed by.
Then. with a whoop. they contln-
ued their noisy sport.
And these were only dlfty-faced
ignorant little street Ramins home
less little wallis. with no one to teach
them the difference between good
and evil. or to keep their minds and
bodies clean.
Little ala they care for the scowl-
ing motorTuen or the danger o. be-
ing run over small respect had they
for the lacerated feelings Of drivers
With whose progress they interfered.
Form the opinion OF the city
statutes they were not good littla
boys. n 10. they would not have
used the public thoroughfars as a
recreation park.
Yet
Deep down IN their unframed
hearts lives a respect. reverence for
the DEAD. pure. n undeflnable sym :
pathy for the bereaved.
There were many other little boys
the funeral passed by yesterday nf-
trenoon. They were clad In com
Portable and. IN some cases, eK-
pansive clothing. Their hands and
faces we're Immediately clean and
the healthy glow on their cheeks be-
spoke plenty Of good things 90 eat
and nice. warm. white beds 20 rest
in.
These children regarded the cor
tege Of death IN a curious fashion /;
SONS shrank away from II in dread.
others dld not even allow IL to In
terfere with their pastimes.
There - a moral IN this brief hu-
man interest story.
Can you guess itf
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1904-12-17
PAR DA AND SOME PLAIN DRINKS

who sets his envelope On Saturday night
human tank OF himself Ia sort OF
jaiIIagaton because he has money Is a FOOL
Perhaps II realized how certainly he his and
What an unqualified fool he is he wouldn't do Il
doesn't realize H. he sets dgaeefuly drunk and
puts sort Of last chapter Sunday Monday he
about miserable a well be
Work. Net him How a work with splitting
pahed throat and in hs brea7 So he lays
place who're he works hls Do talked over
somebody viii him chance but only
who drunrda too easily gotten
putting With sot"
or perhaps without another chance FOR all employ
patient
situation not oYerdrawu The Of business In many
nefency employees the early 81 the week by
OF their personal habits
Massachusetts, number o. employers changed the week
II payday Saturday the middle the There
conceal the purpose done om them
selves many them grateful pocket containing
weeks salary. combined with day which there work.
makes a bad combination for those Who 10 weak
Massachusetts reports change
for better the moved from Saturday Agents
visited u5 establishments where e6i males employed
Monday. and found but 81 absent
AND THAT Is A FINE SHOWING.
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what does this meant The hous.
Is deserted. There's nobody here.
Yet you told me that you put your
people on to watch 1t. and assured
me that no one could leave without
your knowing A."
And I did tell them to watch II. -
no returned savagely. Eat is ze
truth | say you by word. | will
talk to them for this business, and
they shall know what Il Is to play
with Manalakl.r
The moonlight streamed in upon
us and my companion ind staod
and looked at each other. He must
have guessed well what my temper
was. for | saw his hand steal round
10 his back and well known light
come Into his eyes. Then he gave
a little laugh. II seemed TO echo
through the silent house.
MY friend" he said In English,
Withdrawing his hand AZ he spoke.
and stroking his mustaehe. do not
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1904-12-17
DESTINY AND THE JAPANESE

would almost Destiny exercising vatshfa care
japanese
70 America II there bumper times good II there Ia
partial bound be tho portion o the
crop Is ssla.
ss0o0oaao bushels which 20 above the
The barley and
has smiled the tight h,s
country a 70 make The people EIad
Russia.
II there Of bumper cereal
described desperate Il much
unfu.tfl lands the military drasa
leaving little Am added
visits Eathsrer stads
poor. Tor whether they OF
the uhnisn
the military
every
title and lives the TAT land while
Eraan
HOW LoSG1 LoSGf
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1904-12-17
STAR DUST ~

DO you think your husband
would like a rakorf"
4 gave you a. hllli'
These are not what | want Have
you mono with white polka dotaf'
Lady, YOU dropped your hand
karchirf"
Willie. run down In the crook
cry department and tell Mr. smith
klna "a come up here at auea'
Here. wait on me. 1 came be
fore that lady"
No more deliveries outalds Of the
city limits today"
''Ca-A-a-aalIi
This peau do sole Ia a bafEaln. %
I'm going 60 report you. LiEzle.
Can | bring thia corset back II
Il IL a size too Target"
''Nou'll find tho music counter
two ainloa back. 60 the right OF tho
perfumory ease. behind the dentla
Try department
we are out OF the hematltch ID
kind"
Will these socks wash ="
Two cents change"
See how much three yards come
to"
Going up"
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the VALUE or CHARCOAL
Few People Know How Useful II
In Preserving Health and Beauty

Nv HAHHE FMH9HH FNNHs hANfhN u -
In Preserving Health and Beauty
Nearly everybody knows that
charcoal Il the safest and most eff
cicnt diafectant and purifier In
nature. but few realize lis value
when taken into the human system
for the same cleansing purpose.
Charcoal IS a remedy that the
more you take OF Il the better. Il
Is not a drug at all. but simply alb
serbs the gases and impurities al
ways present ia the stomach aud
lntestines and carries them out of
the system.
Charcoal sweetona the breath af-
ter smoking. drinking or after eat
INK onions and other odorous vege-
tables
Charcoal effectually clears and
improves the complexion. Il whltena
the teeth and further acts M n nat
ural and emnently safe cathartic.
II absorhs the injurious gases
which collect In the stomach and
bowels Il dlsinfects the mouth and
throat from the poison Of catarrh.
All druggists sell charcoal in ono
form or another. but probably tho
best charcoal and the most OF the
money is in Stuart's Charcoal Loz-
engoa; they are composed of the
finest powdered Willow charcoal,
and other harmless antiseptics In
tablet form or rather I'm the form Of
large. pleasant tasting lozengcs. the
charcoal being mixed with honey.
The daily use OF these lozenges
VIII soon tell In a much improved
condition OF the general health. bet
ter complexion. sweeter breath and
puror blood. and the beauty OF Il is.
that no possible harm can result
from their continued use, but on the
contrary. great benefit.
A Buffalo physician In speaking
OF the benefits Of charcoal, SAYS: 81
advise ktuart'g Charcoal I.ozenges
to all patients suffering from gas In
stomach and bowels. and To clear
tho complexion and purify the
breath. mouth and throat; I also
believe the liver IL greatly benefit
ed by the daily use of them; they
cost but twenty-five cents a box at
drug stores. and although in some
sense n patent preparation. yet be-
lieve ! get more and better charcoal
In Stuart's Charcoal Lozenges than
In any OF the ordinary charcoal tab
let's"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1904-12-17
CHRISTMAS TOYS THAT CONE FROM DRESDEN.

ner and used "a storuhnusc for
things that children play with II
may be made with six or four pan
els however. and set up anywhere.
aud. wherever II Is placed. Il Is an
elegant playhouse.
Many cunning animals are made
b. the same factory. which also
produces Mr.. Noah and Mrs. Noah
aud all the Noah family In very
realistic costumes Funny. too. are
the toy automobiles and other very
modern toys
In the picture shown f. con-
stable arrcstlnE an automobile driv-
er. while other toy characters are
interested spectators.
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you may depend upon Il that's
what Il h. replied the duke. III IL
"A onso OF kidnapping. Oh. my poor
girl. my poor grill what would
not give % be with YOU"
u have taken tho liberty. air." |
said. addressing myself 90 the last
speaker. OF promising a reward to
tho man who o. 90 accompany ma
tonight provided he manages % ef=
feet her release. I hope I did not
do wrona9"
offer him anything you like. 4"
replied the duke. Tell him I viii
give him five hundred pounds n he
can restore her 90 me"
And | will add another hundz
red. said the general VIII six
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1904-12-17

Dresden. Germany. produces the
finest toys In the world. made for
children. The greatest Of the toy
shops Is called tho "Werksfatien."
New ideas for ingenious toys. 80
peclally for Christina are eagerly
accepted b. this Dresden manufac-
tory. and many and varied are the
designs presented every day.
Perhaps for this Christmas the
screen playhouse Is about the most
cunning production The Germans
call II tho villa Muck.a II has
real windows and a real door.
This playhouse" for that Il what
IL really -. may be set up 10 a cor
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mEn-womgN-cHILDREN,

Weak Kidneys Cured Forever.
II YOU have a pain or dull ache In
the back q Is unmlstakable evil
denee OF kidney trouble. IL IL a
warming 60 tell YOU trouble Is ahead
unless you remedy the cause imme-
diately
lame back Is only one symptom OF
kidney trouble other symptoms
are. being obliged to pass water
often during the day and 60 set mp
many times during the night. In
ability TO hold your urine. smarting
or irritation. passing brick-dust or
sediment IN the urine, catarrh or the
bladder. uric acid. constant head
ache. dizziness. slice nlcssness, nerv-
business irregular heart beating.
rheunafIsn. boating. irritahillty.
voruaut feeling. lack OF ambition
and aaliow complexion.
Hoopcr's Parsley Kidney Pins are
proving 20 be the most wonderful
cure ever gotten out for weak and
diseased Kidneys,
British PharWaeal Co, Milwaukee.
Wis, distributors.
Price so cents box.
For sale by KENNEDY DRUG
Co. FIRST AVENUE.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1904-12-17

With family arouna expectius MIN
60 die, and "a son riding Tor life Is
miles. to get nr. Kings New piseov-
cry for Consumption. Coughs and
Colds ". ~. Brown. of Leesvllle,
Ind. endured deaths aKonies hSm
asthma. but this wonderful mcdi-
cine gave instant relief and soon
cured him. He writes; 4 now
sleep aoundly every night" Like
marvellous cures OF Consumution
Pneumonia, Bronchitis. Coughs
Colds and Grip prove its matehlcss
merit for all Throat and Lunf
troubles. Guaranteed bottles so,
and st.0o. Trial bottles free az q. Q
Guy. Inc. and ave and Yesler.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1904-12-17
FIRsr AID TO SANTA CLAUS.

For Christmas I would Ike 20 get
An old-timn Nuah'a Ark
The ono with Japeth. Ham and
Shsm
All sailing in the bark.
And the animals that come IN pairs
From elephant 10 lark
So csA play they braved the flood
And landed In a park
A CHILD.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1904-12-17

flee by Friday afternoon. Pastors
81 tho various churches are request
81 to send In tho subjects Of d cif
sunday sermons each preceding
Friday.
First Presbyterian Rev. N. A.
Matthews At n a m. Ills In
Kinriblo Love. evening subject.
Three Things Essential 10 HeIl-
sion Common Sense. Caution aud
Conscience.
Ftrnt unltarian-R Rev. ". u. ST.
mondH A. II a IN. The Present.
Gfiais-A Puritan Psalm" intro
daetory address. The Beautiful
Ministry Of John White Chadwick. e
Westminster Presbyterian Rev.
J. ~ Wilson Morning subject.
Principles Dominating the Great
Spiritual Awakeninza. evening
subject. Seeking and Finding God .
st. Mark Rev J. 7. - LiwYd
At a. m. old Age and ita Retro
spect. evening huhieet. The So
cial Outlook Ter the Future"
Trinity Parish Rev II n. Gov
on. A. II q. IN. ~licfod the Great
aveulng subject. The Gospel ia the
Rsalmh'
FIrst Free Msthodlnt-su Sunday
morning Rev. G 4 Mckinley viii
speak on tho subject. How May a
Revival he Trough, About
Fremont Swedish Methodist Rev.
John Overall Morning subject. The
Great salvation. evening subject.
The Second Coming % Christ
lions Lutheran Services Al Il
a m and .. m.
The Peoples Church and Central
Mission. ssi1 Western ave rev.
Maurice ? Murphy. Services viii
b conducted on sunday a. f1llows
Evening service a. a'ei8gk. sub.
Jet. The Sin that Raba the Church
81 Today 81 It's Power
lane Street Presbyterian Rev ,
l. Furboz. y. -. pastor Alta m.
subject "A study. FIRST Chapter q
James " evening subject. The
Tongue
Wesley u =. South ssaitL Rev
Henry Ward. pastor At II a IA
and ESQ 9. N. Morning subject
The Spirit Of Christmas. evening.
The Wages 81 sin.
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out. that you believe they have alb
seconded with herr
Fat IS what | believe" he an
sver-d. deliberately.
The Httl. man said ps.e, word
out his eyes tvirkles
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1904-12-17

best Hlde-wlll unsata saa shd
mean. aaht halaa oraloa tr4si
ahuadefea when ! teousbt a. lat
olivia iaprt.sJnsa 10 s,e n pll.sn.
we bhall nlou haaW eVofythisEl
said naualnhl. but remember
lbrnhim iaBaan belongs 30 me-"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1904-12-17
A ROx PARTY

The box was fuu % people. and OF
prunss quite full Wsre they.
Above their eaaHslcaa chatter one
could not enjoy the play.
They laughed and EigEled Elddily
and had a gnbfeat loud.
And made q noise a. II the box con.
tanned ten times the crowd
And next day in tho papers this
stray item met ones sight.
Society was out in force to see this
play last night"
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bought your KIDS presents
set
Not on your life. We're waiting
% SEQ what biz grandfather sends
him. Last year his mother bouEh,
him a canary. and then hts grand
mother sent him an air rife"
Il Il certainly taking an awful
lot q tprinter'al lead 70 sink the
suraatopoL
A deer has been Loaf from wood
land park. Hut many dear has
been found there.
The dos stood on the railroad track.
lie didn't hear the bell.
Toot' loot sAuaagei
Columbia college has opened ne
kutiauons with Yale. Princeton and
others 20 make wFcatiluK a regular
form % intercollegiate athletics
seema 20 - those colleges throw
each other down enough a. Il Is
Right before Christmas seems the
most appropriate time ta sing that
beautiful ballad entitled. II we're
only Mr. Morgan"
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0IApTTU ri

We must first get Into the
house" said Manalakt Then We
shall see what our good gentleman.
lbrahim Haaaan. has 20 say %
as"
From tho chuekla 81 EhilHfaf=
ton that followed this remark Il
became evident 10 me that my com
panlou was looking forward - the
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1904-12-17
Rueklen,a Arniea saIvs.

Has world lde fame for marvel
lous cures. II Burpasses any other
saive. lotion. ointment or balm for
Cuts. Corus. Burns. Boila. Sores.
Feiuns, Ulcers. letter, Salt Hheum.
Fever Sores. Chapped Hands skin
Eruptions. infalllble for piles. Cure
guaranteed. Only &c At G. o. GUY,
Inc. Druggist. Second avenue and
Yssier.
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Special Meeting.

The Thcoaophlcal Society. Seattle
Lodge. meets at Ills Third avenue.
on Sunday Al sp. m. subject, -
Christian Greed"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1904-12-17

The Pr. says that congress will
make one state out Of Oklahoma
and Indian Territory consolidated
together" That's wrong They
should be consolidated apart
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A headline tells ua that tho III
fated ships lying AZ Port Arthur are
doomed. However. the man lying
az Chefoo IL atlll a good risk.
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Sunshine In California

Now Is tho time to visit California
resorts. Take the Famous shasta
Route. the Southern Pacific Cos
Scenic Line. Two trains daily: $40
a. m and $40 p. m. Rate % San
Francisco $3.50 first class. 5000
second. Rates. reservations and CAL
hornia literature at Uniou Ticket
office. COS First avenue. E.E Ellis,
GcnI Agent. 80.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1904-12-17

Remember the little man who
used to 20 around with a little
ladder Of evenings 20 light the
street lampa7
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1904-12-17
RELIABLE TRANSFER CO.
Bauuane, Furniture, Storage

office and storage room. 1915
First avenue. Postoffice building.
Phonos-Sunsot 902: Independent.
&C.
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WINTER RETRosPEcT.

WINTER RETROSPECT.
The Winters put the Idly In
Ny head that I'm a boy ag'in.
An while the sky Is leaden gray
I wanter drag the Of bob sleigh
Out from the barn ter ride In II
An make Of Dobbln up an git.
iings. I'm awful keen ter go
A-whizzin' way thro' drifts o. anos
An bat Of Dobbin with a slave.
Ter make him roads internal hs~vs
An drive him up the hills an sovu
Ter git Jug for dad from tovp.
('With apologies TO james whit.
comb Riley and any one elss that
wants one.l
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Some men are
bonn easy. some hev
cas- neHathrust upon
them. an others
meet Mrs Chad =
wick.
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UN- NATURAL HISTORY.
The Kitty loves 20 play and purr.
And milk of from a saucer sip.
But on occasions doth occur
That u Is fed with poker chips.
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Go to spinning's for bicycle re-
pairs. 80.
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HEARD IN THE CRUSH AT A DE.
pAUTMENT STORE

PARTMENT STORE.
Where's the other Goods desk7"
Reduced from ss cents 10 81"
You're standing on my dress"
s'What's this Sorth7"
do you throw In the buttons7"
Send me this blanket with the
two dozen eggs and the can-open-
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"Ouchl Somebody jabbed me
with a hatpini"