New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-08-29
THE TAIN or THE DAY.

1t wasn't very long ago that the European Con-
tnent was sending generous shipments of potatoes
10 this country the American crop having fallen
short. Now, by strange overturning OF cOndi-
lions. the consul general OF this Republic at the
principal city OF Hungary cables that there Is a
demand for large. pink potatoes the banks Of
the beautiful blue Danube. Why pink? Might not
vegetables OF another color serve as well!
sim FREQ. Leander.'' exclaimed Hero. think
OF the dangers you run In swimming the Heles-
pont every time YOU want 10 see me-
Danger. said l.eandeT, lightly. as he shook the
St Joe. There Is nobody here to take advantage
When the new Maxim flying machine in the
shape of a swallow twenty feet long with saddle
its back for the driver passenger. gets in op-
Grafton, the man who takes flight upon It will be
able TO tell the world thing a bout how Gany-
mede felt when he was carried away upon the back
81 the Jovan eagle.
Have you named the baby .Yass indeed"
answered the coIored woman. I'VE done named him
Roosevelt Parker simpson. Aftuh while kin
change de Roosevelt 20 Rastus' or de Parker TO
Primrose 'cordrg TO how de lection goes
washington Star
Twelve wears ago this summer the lawmakers
we're at the height Of their renown in Western
Kansas. In going back over It's files The Smith
Centre Pioneer finds that II published this notice
IN 1922: II wish To inform the public OF Smith
County that II they will deposit $500 in some bank
OF Smith Centre ! will make IL rain any a
committee appointed for the purpose should sug-
gest. and II satisfactory TO them | receive the
$500. and II not l receive nothing after which. II
desirable. 1 will enter into contract with Smith
County 20 furnish rain for much a cultivated
acre through the crop season. Rube Jarvis"
GLIMPsEs OF THE PAST
The leader having fallen. Xenophon hastily gath
But general demonstrated a stan officer why
surrender We make back.
The enemy will head on"
exclaimed xsnopEo be soR
Anybody who is curious 20 know how the affair
II he can.-,Chcago Tribune
Congressman william Alden Smith. OF Michigan.
tells OF little girl in his Sunday school at Grand
Rapids who defined sin of omission zone
OF them sins which amt been committed yet. but
ought to be."-tTroy Times.
ing as the yell OF The Class OF Ot at the Wichita
Training School for Nurses:
staphylococcus: strep,ococcus.
Microbes all
SteriIize and fumigate
Watch them crawl
Big germs, little germs,
Short and tall;
Fat se err. Lean germs
Antsepsis. that's our call.
We're the largest class OF all!
The biggest mercantile vessel yet constructed
I'm an American shipyard is notable for many
pIete varied and extensive electric equipment than
any other steamship now ahoat. no matter in what
country il may have been constructed. What pity
dear old Benjamin Franklin Is not here to admire IL
and rejoice over IL!
The Sultan was very angry.
They can't make me shell out by pointing gun
at me- he hoarsely announced =
Won't you meet the parties?' the vizier mildly
inquired.
fNoi' Numbered the commander of the faithful |
az tell you they can't make me stir FOOT by point
ing gun at me- -,
But your ineffable hghness' persisted the |
vzier, this Is thirteen-inch gum!
The Sultan reached for his turban
That's different" he said-(The Cleveland Plain |
Dealer
In elevated regions In New-Mexco there have
been deep snowdrifts within few days. Mean |
while here In New-York the clashing cymhals of
The sky been noisier this summer than In any |
season which TIE most reminiscent of centenarians
can recall. And what lot OF water we have had
here! Fortunately is far useful for flushing
and cleansing purposes than frozen crystals can |
ever be-
A Great Thing.-'What need now, said the
2lain man, 'ls an automobile that VIII close up
Ike a folding bed" -
what would be the good OF that? -, |
THE good OF Il? Why. don't you see, II wouia
,lose up the people inside OF IL and smother
hem '-(Phiiadelphia Press.