Arizona republican., 1904-05-01

i Toosday mornin,' I'm agoin' to Chai- lenge every Dam wun of 'em.'' l A good many thinks at if Jon Are Norton was 'ltcted Councilman in tn 1 Secon' Ward an Andy Lawrence in tn | Fourth. it would be more healthier an i at Diseeze an Deth d be Banisht fun
 our Mist They sez at in less'n three days after Mister Lawrence and M ster Norton was Nommynated fer Coun il- mems they was a great improvement in 1 tn Condishuns of all tn Male inmat2s
 of th County Hospittle, which is away | outside tn City Limits. Many of tn , old timers at was 'sposed to be Cro1ic
 Invlids. as soon as they he5rd at Mi ter Norton and Mister Lawrence was
 Nommynated, Leeped with Joy an ! throwed away their Crutches an come | to town an got Jobs in tn Correls. If
 it wasn't fer tn Female Inmates of tn Hospittle, it might as well be shet up.
 but tn Females hain't improved none
 by tn Democrat Corkusses.
 Theys some fokes at sez Jon Are
 Norton is tn gratest Helth Promoter
 they is Wunst he was tn Bord Of i Supervisors an they was 149 thousand 1 dollars in tn Trasnury at had to be
 spendeG somehow. Jon Are Norton he sez, sez he: Were threatened with tn i Small Foxes. Les Fortyfy aginst em." i Tn Fortyfycashuns cost 16 thousand | dollars an when tn Small Foxes Ra- i sillusses seen 'em. they sez: Tt ain't
 no use. They got us Heded off. Les ! go some'res else" an they was afeared to come into Marycopy county a tall l They'll be more'n BOO thousand dop0rs 1 in tn City Trashury 'at'll haf to be 1 spent an if Mister Norton gifts to be Courcilmens. Feenix can give tn | SmallpoXes Basillusses skeer at them an tn Tackspairs won't fergit. | Some of Jon Are NOrton's enmies sez at he ain't tIien to be Councimens iist fer tn Sake of tn Offs; at he ! wants it fer a Steppin' Stone to tn Sher'ff's offs. sos at he won't haf to Leep so high all at Wunst. Mister
 Norton tI de to spring into tn Sherfs
 offs wunst fun tn Ded Levle of Pri-
 wit Life, an fell back. He sed after it ! was over 'at he felt like tn Phrog in
 tn Rithmetic at tride to jump out of
 a well by a SuXeshun of jumps when they wasn't no Landin' places fer its upward Elite.
 Tn frens of Jon Are Norton seZ at
 he ort to be 'lected, Ser he's tn Gratest advocate of Waiter ats now Twin in tn Secon' Ward. Mister Norton ust to be tn Superintendent of a Canal an he Sc at if it wasn't fer Waiter they cudden't be no Irrigashun. Waiter, he SC, is necessary fer Bathin' an he saZ at if they wasn't no Waiter tn Ameri- can NeVy which is tn Pride of tn Nashun, wudden't be no su2,ess an we d haf to go to tn expense of putin
 Trucks under our Battleships an Croo- gers. But they's sich q thing, my Paw sez, as havin' too much Waiter You don't went to git in 1t too deep or less you might Swaller some. He seZ 'at he agrees with Mister Norton at it's all Rite fer Irrigashun an Navla an Bathin' purposes. Waiter is all Rite if it's used in Moderashun. It's a goo Servant but a Brutle an Tirannicle Master.
 Some of tn Voters in tn e;econ' Ward sez at they don't think Jon Are Nor i ton is Pregressif enuff. They seZ at hess more of a Obstrucks linist an h. i is a Progressif Citizen. They sez at whenever they is a forrad Movement Of any kind Mister Norton gifts in tn Rode in front of it an Threttns to let tn Horses run over him if they don't stop, an when they passes over him, he's al- Jus seen F,mergin' fun tn Dust an Climbn' over tn Tl.e Board into tn Band Wagon.