Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1904-10-15

That new explosive the Japanese arc
using certainly does rip things UP fear
fully.
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Men who are ashamed of the way
their fathers made their money are
never ashamed to spend 1t.
~SA
Men who attach themselves to II po-
litical party with the intention of hav-
ing everything their own way make
mistake. They should begin with u
vcstry or II church choir.
%cA
King Peter succeeded in getting HIM
self crowned without the firing of u
shot. If he is wise. however, he will
keep right on compelling the cook to
taste his victuals first.
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Dancing masters have been trying
for the past five years to abolish the
two-stcp. Perhaps they are opposed
TO il because II can he learned In about
one lesson.
This new language. Esperanto. judg'
ing from samples that have appeared
in print. IN full of hyphenatcd words.
That settles its fate in this country. 1t
will never get the hyphcns past the
prooficadcrs.
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The pumpkin pie that mother used
I'd make were usually called punkin
pics. were they not?
~S~
The Empress Of Japan smokes n sill.
vcr pipe. We'll. even that isn't rs bad
as cigarettes.
~6A
Some one might suggest to General
Corbin that an officers marriage Is Il
private affair.
Dancing masters have derccd that
the two-stcp must go. The two-stcI
may he considered rs on its last legs.
No one should jump at the conclusion
that allowing the milk of human kind
ness To sour Is going to do any good.
~6A
All proposals Of marriage on the ten
year plan should bc accompanied b,
| tables of rates showing. among Other
| things. the cash surrender value from
year to year.
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King Peter had n good deal Of tinsc
ut his coronation. but he has nOthin.
on his clothes hooks that compares
with Dowic's new robe of office.
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| II people had a sit on ns uncDrh
Portable seats at u church as at thu
circus how they would roar. This Il
ono of the things that prove the inilu
"ncc of mind over matter.
| While the stntistician Is striking al
sorts Of averages. the practical house
wife IL being convinced that figures OF
domestic economy are susceptible .
prcvaricatiOn.
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There ought IL bC no room In Thu
country for the BLACK Hand" and til,
Before Day" organizations. The p,ir
poses of both are too dark. ns indi
Gated by their names. to bc permitted
to survive among IN enlightened i'cO
pie.
~SA
| \ Liverpool cable dispatch in II trad,
journal reads. ''I'hc world IL hungr,
for cotton ana cotton goods" Besides
telling an important truth. this sen
trncc suggests how often hunger !,
figumiively used to imply sharply Eel
wants of all kinds. One never say,
that the world is thirsty" for cotton
goods, for work. or for vacations,
| \ New Haven man has been sen
fenced To serve five years In tho penl
Tertiary for rnlozzling x75,OD TN
wonderful thing about his case Is tina
the prsslmists are not nliing nttci
tIon to the fact that he was II Snnda.
school superintendent.
~0
The latest from Thihet IL that tn
British have made the ThibctnnS pa.
',iOO,WW rupees for not opening tn
door promptly when they knocked. I'd
dhnrlly this would look like II war IN
dcnnty, but the British government
insists that II has not been nj war witt
'rhib"t. II was only making II friend
~ call.
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Miss Ida Tarbrll's figures show c0I
rllsivcly that she has not succeeds
l. L. II. L.