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The daily silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1903-1907, 1904-11-03
M others Praise II

Mothers everywhere praise Une Minute
Cough Cure for The sufferings it has re-
lieved and the lives of their Lite ones II
has saved. A certain cure for coughs,
ford, Postmaster, of Chester, M.ch., says:
Our little girl was unconscious from
strangu,ation during a sudden and terri
BILE attack of cop. One Minute Cough
Cure quickly lel.eNed and cured her ana
| cannot praise it tco highly One Min
ute Cough Cure relieves coughs. makes
breathing easy, GUS out phi egm, draws
out inflammat OIL and removes every
cause of a cough and strain on lungs.
Sold by Brown Bros.
The daily silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1903-1907, 1904-11-03

Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver Tau
let's are becoming a .favorite for stomao.i
troubles and constipation. For sale by
Brown Bros.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1904-03-31
Sn Der apetten & a n

- Sn Der 5peiten & q :
mer bes fdipeoifhen Rei9stases 1T
elm @ntrug auf SreibaItung Der Tos
belitiftung BON ben neuen Steuer9eies
BEN abeelebnt fpprben. Die Wirtung
bes 8ei6luFes auf ben Robelfonbs
pirb cine isbr sinsreifenOe iein. Ho9
IbSug Der aus unb inldnbiIhen Grb=
f9aftsiteuer, lbfinouns Der RpbeIs
ihen @ernanbten uno auseIidts Der
@erpaltungstoiten pirb BON Der iei>
tens oes eroben @rfinbers unb Menz
fhenfreunbes fir feline ioealiftiihen
3pede ur~fpriinsli6 beitimmt sepeie e.
men SuMme taum mebr ais bic SGlfte
iibrig blsibeH unb entipre6enb bic bliss
berise !S6be Der Robelpreiie betrd9t=
lid berabgeiebt rperben miiHen. Die
~eeiteiserten WilitGrauseaben unb bic
aqsemeine Gage Der fdpsbiffen SIS
HdnSen srtldrt ben 9ei6Iub bis gu ges
fpifem 9rabe, bas Qn1eben S6pez
beus in Der Welt pirb babur9 alers
bings fhperli9 aeforbert.
Der bern 9ttgte italienis
fde 8risant Wasrini purbe jeBt enos
lid bon ben aarabinieri uni6GbIi6
esmadt. Magrini burd3os felt Sab
rem bic Maremmen unb bic prpOinS
Sienu. pbns bab Is selang, bes Wsses
lagsrtrs babbaft gu iperOsn. Sn biez
fen 9agen nun iiberrdf6te cine Sdras
binieri : patrouilIs ben ganoitsn bsim
Mittagsmahl in elmer 8auernitube in
Der Srti9aft Rpecafeoerisbi. Masrini
pertbeioiete iid nit benz Repplper,
aber ale feline S9iHe perfsblten ibr
3iel. pd6rsnb ibm ielbit cine &arabis
nierituseI bur9 bic 9ruit eins uno
ibn tobt gu gobsn Itredts. Die 9sODl=
ferung bereitete ben &arabinieri, bic
fie bon elmer fiirdtsrli6en Plass be-
freit batt.n, entbuiaftif6e Spdtionen.
Den lebten betaHnt geiporoenen Raubs
anfal bate Der 9rigant in Der Ra6t
bonn 5. gum 6. Sanuar Aauseefibrt.
Gr pliinberts nit p%prgebaltenem RE
polper brei 9utspsrfpdltsr bes Serz
soss qntiuori i'm @albe Der iisnsiiz
i6su Moutagnold aus uno i6pb ein.n
BON linen nit ben Wprtsn: ,0u biit
Der 8etriiser, Der mir meinen 2obn
peripsisert bat!" cine aussI in ben
Riden.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1904-03-31

NN~
auf Der Reiie BON 4ntperpen mad 9es
nua i'm Golf BON 9iscapd iiber 8oro
aei6lagen unb ertrunten lit. - quf
Der 4usriiitungsnerft bes 8ultan
puroe beim 8erbplen zines S9iffes
bic 9eife bes felt Sturgeon peri9punz
bensn @ertmetIters S0pe aufgefunz
ben. 9ana9 beitebt tein 3peifel
ms1r, bab S6pe bonn 9oIipsrt in bic
WeIer gefallen uno ertrunten lit. Die
BEL Der Geide ge%funosne ubr mar um
75 ll6r Morgens fteben geblieben,
poraus gefolsert perbsn Tam, baB
S0pe turS na6 Intuuft auf berBsrft
peruneliidt lit, nod ebe feline arbeiter
in SbGtigteit iparen. = 8ranoinipets
for Marr feisrts fein 25iGbrisss Sus
bilGum ais 5eueripebrofficer uno bies
tiger 9eamter.
2iibed. Senator 9eorg Irnolb
@ebn, Der pegen SrGutIi9teit unO
9orbe6alt a1er Gbrenre6te am II.
Suli 1903 aus benz Senate dusi9ieo,
lit i'm Sanatprium Werdpulo (5obts
MODS, 8aben), mo er fir iein i9peres
2eiben 2inberung iu6ts, se%itprben. -
Senior Or. Runte, Sauptpaitor an
81. Marien, feierte iein 2~5iGbriges
Subildum als Seeliorger. 3ublrsi9e
@ratulatiunsn unb iinnise 9ei9en!s
fpurben benz beliebten 9eiitli9en aus
bieiem anlub gu S9eil.
$4rpet3.
9ern. Die @rDffnung Der Senfes
tbaIbabn fanb tiir5li9 fat. Damn
purbe Der reselmGbiee 8etrieb Der
9abn a%ufgenpmmen.
4rtb. SIN bieiigen Sapu5insrtlps
iter itarb Der Sp. 9. Stgismunb
Stirnimaun. Gr fannie Don Rotts
mil i'm 8antpn 2uSern unb itanb in
fsinem 60. altersjabr.
8eItin5ona. SIN Glitter bon GA
Subreu itarb abpOtat 5iIippu 8Ons
sanigu. elmer Der ungeIebeniten 5iibrer
Der c%onierpatipen Partei.
Sretburg. SIS lebt in 9ilarz
Gus Elm Mann, Ramens CLAUDE psri1s
iet, Der bas 100. Sabr ii5erI9ritten
bat. - Setan Rabpub 1T i'm Glitter
BON 81 Sabren gsitprben. Gr mar
beinabe pdbrsnb zines baIben Sabrs
bunberts Pfarrer in 8iaens setpeien.
2angentbul. Sier lit Or.
Siltbrunner i'm 4ltsr bon iiber 80
Sabren geitorbeH.
tserterreid '2tnsarn.
Matttgboen bel 2inS. Dor
flint Sa6ren fpurbe an Der bieiigen
&rGmersfrau SbereIe &run5inesr elm
Raubmpro periibt. Oils Der Sbat perz
bGdtiq tpuroen Der 2anopirtb &arl
Sartsr unb bic Srau Sbereie 9iebins
ger Dor bas S9purgeri9t geIteat unb
gu &erter berurtbeilt. Sarter ftarb
i'm &erfsr. Stint Sabre bat bic Sic
ginger perbiiBt, als fi6 tiirsli9 berz
ausite1te, bab Elm Suiti5irrtbum pOr-
getommen mar. Sin getpifer Matbtas
9aufmunn purbe hon Srau unb So9z
ter i'm Streit alsWl0roer Der &ran5ins
ger beSei9net, llnteriu9ung tpurbe
eingeleitet unb tbatid6li9 betannte iid
&aufmann Der Shat f9ulbie. Die
ieeliI9 unb tOrperlid sebro6ene Sic
binger, ieBt cine lungentrante Truu
BON 43 Sabrsn, fpuroe in Sreibeit ges
ieBt unb 1T bier pieber e%ingetroffen.
Sur6 i6ren 4bpotaten bat lie cine
S9aOsnerfaBtlase BON $4,000 &rpnen
einsebrudt.
ReuIerdsnfeIb. Sas Bee
fannte 9aftbaus rsum golbensn 2u6z
fen" feierte bas 200idbrigs SubilGum
fsines 9eItanbes. ueber benz Gins
eangstbpr bes SauIes pranst bic Sab
resSabl 1903, unb es lit urtunolt3
nadgepisIsn, bab UNI bisie 3eit bier
bsreits bas S9antgeDerbe betrieben
tpurbe.
AuzemBnr9.
2uremburg. 5errn Welbes IN
auf Iein @riu9en @ntlaHung als
ROtar Der srOBber5ogIiden Pripat>
DomGnen betpiaiat pprben.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1904-03-31

2uremburs. 5errn Wslbes III
auf iein Griuden GntIaFung als
ROtar Der sroBber8OsIiden PriOats
0omGnen bepiQiat pprben.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1904-03-31

ungliidt.
9anau. quf %pffensr Strabe err
bdnete fi6 am 9eldnber bes bieIisen
8aherperts in Der 2eipsissrftraBe
Der 38idbrtse Iebise arbeiter S9rO.
Der.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-12-13
Conditions in Venezuela.

Senior Pulido. the charge d'affaires OF
the Venezuelan legation, says that there
Is no unrest in Venezuela and the situas
ton there Is all that could be desired.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-12-13

Children like Piso's Cure. 1t Is pleasant to take
and cures their coughs. &c. per bottle.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-12-13
CLARK, DAVENPORT { CO.,
18TH and r Streets.

hill on 30th street about 8 o'clock last even
ing. Young Golden was going at full speed
down the hill and was struck in the middle
of the forehead by the sled runner of an
other coaster.
The injured boy was taken to the ofiice
of Dr. Clinton Mayfield. and was afterward
conveyed to the Georgetown University
Hospital where the physicians found it
necessary to perform an operation in order
to save his life.
The physicians in charge stated this
morning that the boy had shown a marked
degree Of Improvement Young Golden lives
at 1916 3yd street and Is the SON OF con-
tractor.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-12-13
THE ANTI-CHILD LABOR BILL.
It Does Not Antagonize That for Com
pulsory Education.

IL LOGS NOT Antagon1Ze That for Com
pulsory Education.
To the Editor Of The Evening Star:
I notice in your issue Of December IL that
news item refers to the Powers-Lodge bill
to regulate child labor as though 1t might
take the place Of a compulsory education
law. In behalf of the Public Education As
ISOLATION of Washington, which stands
sponsor for this bill, permit me to call your
attention to the fact that this child labor
bill does not take the place of any proposed
compulsory education bill, nor was 1t in
tended so to do If you will note the me-
mortal from this association which will be
presented to Congress within few days,
you will see that this association puts itself
enphatically on record as being in favor
both Of child labor and compulsory educa-
ton legislation at this session of Congress.
In the Presidents message to both Houses
of Congress at the opening of this, the third
session of the Fifty-eighth Congress, in the
section relating to the city of Washington,
you will find these words: There should
be severe child labor and factory inspection
laws" 1t is in accordance with this ex-
pressed policy of the President that the bill
under discussion was introduced.
The Powers-Lodge bill is a very con-
sentative measure, giving due heed to the
local conditions of the District-such as the
custom of keeping the stores open Saturday
night throughout the year.
This Dill was finally adopted on November
| %, at meeting of the child labor commit
| tee Of the Public Education Association; is
the outgrowth Of repeated conferences of
| prominent citizens supplemented by special
| suggestions from Mr.. Samuel McCune Lind
| sey, secretary of the national child labor
committee, who has for some months been
| in active correspondence with the Public
| Education Association, and who, prior to
| the meeting spent part Of a day at Its
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-12-13
Rules for Medical Inspection.

The Commissioners have ordered the adop-
ton of rules governing medical inspection
in the public schools. The law authorizing
the appointment of medical inspectors ana
providing for the inspection of the public
schools directs that the health department
prepare the rules, and that they shall be
approved by the Commissioners and the
board Of education,
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-12-13
To Fight the Cotton Boil weevil.

Secretary Wilson has recommended to the
House that an appropriation of s225,000 be
made to meet the emergency caused by the
ravages of the cotton boil weevil and other
insects and diseases affecting cotton, and
to study the diversification of crops the
Secretary of Agriculture to be authorized
to expend the money in cooperation with
state experiment stations and practical cot
ton growers.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-12-13
Valuable Engravings Stolen.

Two English engravings worth about $50
have been reported stolen. They belonged
to Herr Jonkheer de Marees van Swinderens
the minister from the Netherlands. The
engravings were expressed from Lenoxs
Mass, to this city. It is not known where
the theft was committed.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-12-13
Blaze in Dwelling.

An overheated latrobe caused considerable
trouble about noon yesterday. threaten
ing the complete destruction by fire Of the
dwelling known as 1908 seth street and oc-
cupied by Edward Daily. The blaze gained
considerable Roadway before an alarm was
turned in. Fire alarm box 715 was sound
ed however, and the fire ladies were soon
upon the ground The blaze was brought
under control within short time, and 1t
is understood that the damage will not ex-
coed SIS. Mr.. Daily. it is stated, carried no
insurance
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-12-13
New Church Edifice in Prospect.
Last Rites Performed.

REQUIEM high mass was celebrated al
Holy Trinity Church, Georgetown, at I
o'clock this morning for the repose of the
soul of the late jeremiah P. Harrington
whose death occurred Saturday morning al
the Georgetown University Hospital. Mr.
Harrington had been in Ill health for some
time and finally succumbed to typhoid
fever. Deceased was the husband or Mrs
Margaret o. Harrington, and resided al
32O8 @ street. For many years he has beer
engaged in the dairy business, and enjoyed
the respect and confidence Of his fellow
men in the community.
Briefs.
Private Detective Frank Burrows Of the
seventh precinct has gone on hunting ex'
pedition down the Potomac river, to be abb
sent several days.
Harry Mills, prominent resident OF
GEORGETOWN, is reported to be critically III
of dropsy at his home, 360S N street, George
town.
Georgetown Branches Star Office.
The Evening Star has branch Offices al
ODonnelrs drug stores, 1900 32d street and
corner sod and o streets, where advertise
ments are received at regular rates. Wanted
Help and Situations cost 1 cent word.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-12-13
Georgetown Branches Star Ofic
coAsrING ACCIDENT.
Boys Skull Fractured, the Result Of a
Collision.

Vessie Golden, a fourteen-year-old lad.
was taken in a critical condition to the
Georgetown University Hospital with a
fractured skull, which he sustained In a
collision while coasting on a sled down the
The daily Alaskan., 1904-08-23
WILL 60 City Will Complete Water
 Works

If there was ever any doubt about the intention of the city council to complete the construction of the municipal water system, it was dispelled last night, when the positive statement was made, through Councilman Van Cleve, chair. man of the water works committee, that 1.-THE CITY WATER SYSTEM WILL RE BUILT AND TT IS A QUESTION WITH THE TAXPAY- FRS WHETHER THEY WILL MAINTAIN IT WITH THEIR PA TRONAGE OR BY TAXATION"
 The proposition made by an official of the Northwest Light & Power Com pany to a member of the Skagway city council and other taxpayers of the city of Skagway, the terms of which were substantially as outlined in the Daily Alaskan yesterday, and which lthat official was told to make to the council itself and which that official afterward said would be made to the city council, failed to materialize at the regular weekly meeting of the council last night, It is generally believed that the proposition was not made for the reason that it was probably known that the company would have Ito show" the members of the city council substantial evidence of its ability to make good" its promises as a condition precedent to the consideration of the proposal at all.
 The water works committee an- nounced last night that the minimum rate for water service from the mun'ci- pal water works will not be greater than S2 per month and that it might be less. The rate will be at the least 40 per cent. lower than that heretofore by the Northwest Light X Power Company. It will be lower if. the patronage shall warrant it, as it is uot the purpose to make the water sys tenn to more than pay it's own way.
 A suggestion was made by Council
The daily Alaskan., 1904-08-23
VICTORY IS IN BALANCE
Terrible conflict raging at Port Arthur
 Japs capture portion of inner defenses
Especial Dispatches to Daily Alaskan. ]

Cbo August apse upon indicates that raging at that place victory the The the Russians Pigeon bay captured the north fort of the
 It asserted 
 General demands the will the very last
 RUSSIAN FLEET ETURNS TO PORT ARTHUR
 St. Petersburg August here that the scattered saened The p orders destroy that will be
The daily Alaskan., 1904-08-23
Many Grass WidOws" There

Yukon is probably the home of more "grass widows" than any other portion of the North American continent. They are so common in and around Dawson that when a woman is referred to as a widow, someone is bound to ask, "Grass, or sod?'-Whitehorse Star.
The daily Alaskan., 1904-08-23
BLOWS HARD
Tornado Does Damage at.
 St. Louis

Special Dispatch to Daily Alaskan.l ]
 St. Louis, Aug. 53-A terrific torna- do swept over North St. Louis today, killing two persons and injuring 50 others. The damage will exceed S2OO,- GOO. The loss includes the destruction of the Utah building at the worlds fair.
The daily Alaskan., 1904-08-23
TORNADO SWEEPS ST. PAUL
 AND MINNEAPOLIS

polls and St. Paul to the value of SLOOO,OOO It killed 10 persons and iu- jured many others. When at it's worst, the wind blew at tn rate of l5O miles an hour.
The daily Alaskan., 1904-08-23

man Kalem that the city should pay for connecting the service pipes in the city with the mains, but Chairman Van Cleve stated that while the matter was receiving some attention by the com mittee it had not reached the point where it could decide that matter.
 There has been ITO feet of the water system completed and Sl2i5I5 was al- lowed the contractors for the same, 10 per cent. of the amount earned being held back until the final completion of the work.
The daily Alaskan., 1904-08-23
Wedding Announcement

Cards have been issued by Mir and Mrs. Nathan Whitney Watson an- nounciug the marraige of their daugh- ter, Miss Mary Emma Watson, to Alfred Edward Manning at Chicago, August II, 1901.
The daily Alaskan., 1904-08-23
USE GUNS
Illinois Trains GAr4 Armed
 Against Strikers

Special Dispatch to Daily Alaskan ]
 Chicago, Aug. 23-AlI Illinois Gen. tral trans that run into the district where the strike is on are armed with machine guns for protection against violence at the hands Of the strikers.
The daily Alaskan., 1904-08-23
REBELS WIN
RevOIutioDists Capture Para
 guayan Capital

Special Dispatches to Daily Alaskan ]
 Washington, Aug. 23-The news has been received here of the capture of Asunciou, capital of Paraguay, by the rebels The city surrendered after hot bombardment by the forces of the revolutiouists who are now in complete control.
The daily Alaskan., 1904-08-23
CONTROL FIRE
Worst of CoDfagratiOu Is
 Now Over

Special Dispatch to Daily Alaskan.l
 Victoria, Aug. 23-Forest fires near Nanaimo are reported to be under con tJol. The major portion of Wellington has been destroyed and Hornby island is burning from end to end. The coal mines are still closed
The daily Alaskan., 1904-08-23
NEW BOAT
Thistle Re.enters British
 Columbia Trade

Special Dispatch to Daily Alaskan.l
 Victoria, August 25-The rebuilt steamer Thistle has enteredithe passer- ger trade between Victoria and the North.
The daily Alaskan., 1904-08-23
AIRisaiIs

The Al-Ei sailed this afternoon at 2:30 o'clock for the south after having discharged one of the largest freight of the season at Moore wharf.
The daily Alaskan., 1904-08-23

Special Dispatch to Daily Alaskan. ]
 St. Paul, Mjnn, August 23-A hurrt. cane swep, down the Mississippi valley Sunday night and yesterday morning which destroyed property in Minn7a-
The daily Alaskan., 1904-08-23
GOOD THINGS TO EAT

There will be an entire change in the menu at the To'em saloon tonight, The lunch will begin at 9 o'clock, and will be the best ever offered in the city.
The daily Alaskan., 1904-08-23

Just opened. The Railroad restau- rant will now serve you with the best meal in town. Your patronage is sol icited Williams & Peterson.
The daily Alaskan., 1904-08-23

The Railroad Restaurant will put up your lunch for 9 cents. It will cost you Sl at Bennett.
The daily Alaskan., 1904-08-23
Princess may Sails

The Princess May sailed for the south at 6 o'clock this morning with B pas sengers.
The daily Alaskan., 1904-08-23

Fine porcelain tubs at Principal bar bershop, opposite Board of Trade.
The daily Alaskan., 1904-08-23

Fine free lunch at the Totem all day and night.
The daily Alaskan., 1904-08-23

Get prices at Royal Laundry for 'umily work, special rates in rough .lry. next to new electric plant.
The daily Alaskan., 1904-08-23

1 cannot tell lie, we must make little profit. ClaYsOn X Co.
The daily Alaskan., 1904-08-23
BURNS WINS Cyclone" Kelly Put Oat in
 Fourth

Special Dispatch to Daily Alaskan.l
 Tacoma, Aug. 23.-Tommy Burns knocked out "CycIone" Kelly in the fourth round at this place.
The daily Alaskan., 1904-08-23

Oyster cocktails, Olympia or Eastern. at the Pack Train restaurant.
 Early fan dress goods just received at UarrisouS.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-07-15
MARKET REPORTS.
NEW YORK STOCK MARKET.
Features Of the Days Dealings in All
tho Leading Stocks.

New York July 1i.-Todays stock mar
ket was similar to yesterdays to the eX-
tent that strength and weakness were
discernibe in it side by side, profit taking
in one quarter being offset by new ad-
vance in another. But the reactionary
note was rather more dominant than yes
terday and the late market failed to re-
Spond in the same way to the efforts to
effect a comprehensive rally. This was
partly because the traders who fought
the advance were more cautious than yes
terday in putting out short lines. the
forced covering of which. yesterday. was
an important factor in the late rally. The
volume of dealings. today was consider
ably less than yesterday.
Probably the most potent factor in the
reaction was the absence of q decision on
the Northern Securities distribution case.
Some incongruity was recognized in the
simultaneous upward movement of Union
occurred. yesterday. on the rumor of this
decision. which must necessarily he to
the advantage of one party and at the
cost of the other The government re-
did not reveal the amount of DANA ge
there that has been held to account for
the recent strength in our wheat mar
kets.
On the other hands. the more favoring
condition of the cotton crop and the re-
newed foreign demand for that staple
proved of some benefit to the cotton car
ricrs. notably Louisville & Nashville and
Southern Railway. The stocks. today
shared with Reading Amalgamated Cop
per and Peoples Gas the roll of sustain
ing points. The market sold off in the
final hour and closed irregular and slight
ly above the lowest.
The bond market was firm. Total sales
par value. s2790,000. United States bonds
were all unchanged on the last call
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-07-15

combination for the poets, look what
the song writer's are up against when
they try to do some rhyming for Swai-
low and Carroll.-Denver Republican.
Mr.. Hearst's Autographs predominant
in the show windows. The Hearst ad-
vance agent can retire with the salts
faction of knowing that the man was
well billed-St. Louis Globe Democrat.
No one seems to know just exactly
why Senator German did not go 10 the
convention. but the senator must ne
credited with knowing usually what is
and is not worth while.-Baltimore
Herald.
Colonel Watterson does not like the
manner in which Senator Fairbanks
parts his hair. 1t is too low down on
the side of his. head. In trying 10
ulease Texas, therefore, the senator mas
offended Kentucky.-Chicago Tribune.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-07-15
Pointed Paragraphs.

Shut your eyes when you look at the
faults Of a friend.
A woman is always pretending that
she never pretends.
Nearly every time a man displays
his temper he loses it.
man may MIND his own business
and still be narrow minded.
Love not only laughs at locksmiths,
hut giggles at any old thing.
A crank is the discoverer of a the
DRY before the public Is ready to pay
for it.
A mans idea of hard work is any
kind at which he can't sit down and
smoke.
More worry is caused by the money
people have than by the money they
haven't.
When the curtain drops between the
acts man is reminded that he needs
a few drops.
By the time wise guy is rich enough
to marry the fool has children big
enough to support him.
A man likes to get his wife in an
automobile and then run it so fast that
she is frightened speechless.
A woman can get more real enjoy
ment out of a glass of ice cream soda
than man can out of a twO-gallon
demijOhn.
Men should be elected to Office be-
cause of their qualifications for the
job and not for the purpose of keeping
them out of jail.-Chicago News.