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The San Francisco call., 1904-03-09
There is a Happy Land,
r'ar, far away:
Where saints in glory stand,
Bright, bright as day.

Bright. bright day.
This is known to us all and, while
there is much repetition in it, it is
sweet from start to finish and the mel
ody is one that children love always.
When the child has learned two lines
of this he has learned four. When he
has mastered the fifth and sixth lines
he has learned the whole tune, for the
last line is just like the second and
fourth lines.
In singing this hymn Cor a kinder
garten song, as the case may be- he
must, as soon as he learns the actual
notes. think ahead toward the higher
notes always, in order to keep his voice
from falling or becoming heavy. In
saying this l am speaking only of the
children who are inclined to wander
from the key when not under guidance.
There are children, 1 am happy to say
who sing perfectly in tune always.
Whether or no the child clings nat
urally in tune. however, he should al
ways be taught to listen to his own
tones while practicing, whether in the
case of song or exercise. In fact, the
song must be regarded as an exercise
until the boy knows just exactly how
TO sing it.
Be careful that he does not, the mo-
ment he finds himself on familiar
ground (that is, singing something that
he knows), lapse back into all his for
mer careless and uninteIligent ways Of
singing Insist that he observe all the
rules of breathing, tone placing, and
so forth, here, just as he does the ex-
ercises.
II will be a good thing to have him
try an exercise or two first, always be-
fore beginning his song practice. This
will put voice and mind in a properly
receptive state.
Before leaving this branch of the sub
ject / wish to say a word or two more
about the pupils enjoyment of the
thinking high" method. l hope you
quite understand how he is to apply
it to song rendering. Take. for in
stance, the first line of the hymn men
toned above-"There is Happy
Land" Land is on the highest note
in this part of the tune; therefore ne
must think of that note as he starts
singing the line In this way he will
unconsciously lift and hold the voice
aloft, so to speak, so that when he
finally reaches the higher note he will
take 1t as easily as if it were no higher
than the first one. have dwelt upon
this at consideFa BILE length before, but
il is one thing to be able to apply the
rule to exercises and another to apply
it to song, while paying attention to
the words as well. If the pupil has
any difficulty in doing this let him
sing the music without the words a
few times until he is able to keep the
voice on the high plane that he should.
Next. when singing the second line,
he should keep the remembrance of
the high note in his mind. although
the notes all go down the scale, to An
ish out the phrase. After this let him
sing the two lines first with the words.
and then without, several times, until
he can sing the phrase in conjunction
with the words with perfection.
The San Francisco call., 1904-03-09

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The San Francisco call., 1904-03-09
INSTRUCTIVE JTUDIEnC
By INOIEDEAAilEE1IN AND
kCMEN

each beginning each change of key,
The pupils voice should be perfectly
fresh and flexible. If it is not so he
may be sure that something is wrong
either in his way of taking the note or
in his manner Of finishing the note just
sung.
The next scale exercise is very like
the one already given, except that it
does not carry the voice to upper d.
It runs up the octave. as did the first
exercise, but uses B (next below third
space) for the top note of the descend
ing scale, and goes down to the B be-
low middle c before finally ending on
middle c. II is considerably harder
TO sing this exercise well than the one
before it, for the latter scale is not
quite so conducive to free action as is
the first one. II is however, valu-
able exercise, and one that should be
practiced as much as the first, in spite
OF the fact that the pupil must watch
or rather listen to every note with re-
doubled care. Let him call in the aid
of the inverted phrase" as much as
possible for he will need it here, even
more than in the last exercise.
Now we will take one more exercise.
after which we viii be through with
scales. In this the student must start
on as usual but must hold it one
beat, thus making a quarter note of
it. BY this means the ascending meas
ure ends on B, while (third space)
starts the descending scale.
1t will be well for the student to
change from one to another-for in
stance, practice the first scale eXer-
else on one day, the second on the
next and the third on the next, after
which he should begin on the first
again. and so on. 1t would not be well
for him to practice all three exercises
in one day. in conjunction with the
other exercises I have given. In the
first place there would not be time. for
in order to practice them all he would
be obliged to slight some of the exer-
cises, which would, of course, defeat
at the outset the end he has in view.
Now, taking the ground that the
pupil has reached the point where he
breathes naturally and well, starts the
tone in the right place without having
to be told and knows how to manage
the tone according to our simple rules
when once it is actually out, he is
rea0y 10 learn little song.
There is nothing prettier to be found
in the way of children's songs, think,
than those in the kindergarten collec-
tions, which can be purchased at any
reliable music store. These songs are
purposely written within the compass
of the ordinary child's voice and the
words as rule are admirably suited
to the childs understanding.
Play the song over to the child a
few times, singing the voice part your
self Then let him try it with you
once or twice, as a whole. Then read
the words to him, so that he may
gather the full meaning of the song. :
Now take the first phrase and, let
ting him try it alone, see what he is
able to make Of it.
For this first song study be sure to
pick out something that is very simple
in construction and something that has
considerable repetition in it if possible.
Take, for instance, that sweet, familiar
little hymn:
The San Francisco call., 1904-03-09
Scale Exercises.

BY ANICE TERHUNE.
tSong Writer. Formerly Director OF Music IN
the College OF -. John the Baptist
New York;
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-10-03
FOL d S


Mrs. John Schilcox and daughter
Edith, of Keasbey, spent Wednesday
with Mrs. E.. B. Mundy.
John Written attended the ia ir at Tren-
ton Wednesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Olsen, Jr, attended
the fair at Trentol Wednesday.
Ellis Mundy spent Wedne sday evening
in Perth Amboy.
R. Wylie, of Woodbridge, was a Keas-
hey and Fords visitor Wednesday.
Mr.. aud Mrs. J. Schilcox and children
spent Wednesday evening with Mr.. and
Mrs. Abram Hoagland, of Broad street.
Mrs. John Olsen was an Amboy visitor
recently.
Peter johnson and John Schilox spent
Thursday evening with f. B. Mundy.
John Love, principal of the Wood
bridge school visited the Keasbey and
Fords schools Monday.
Mrs. Samuel Ling and Mrs. Dilts were
Woodbridge visitors Wednesday.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-10-03
MORE LOTS SOLD.

Hon. D. G. Chase has recently sold
some lots at Hasbrouck Heights, where
he owns a large plot of ground, and ex-
poets to sell some more very soon. II is
some time since Mr.. Chase sold any of
his property, though when the place was
first started he helped with the plans of
laying il out and a large lot of ground
passed from his possession into other
hands, while the place grew in beauty
and value. A street is named after MI
Chase and the residents at one time ex-
pected to see a handsome residence erect
ed by him. This was told to the cor
respondent of the ''News'' when visiting
relatives at that place, but Father Time
had other things in view for Mr.. Chase
and his taking charge Of the P. II. r.
Terminal .and Shipping office at this
place helped to change his plans.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-10-03
SPEAK ONLY FRENCH THERE
Natives of Some Sections of Louisiana
Are Entirely Ignorant of the
English Language.

Congressman Broussard, of Louisi-
ana, is, as his name indicates, o!
French descent. He neve spoke Eng
fish until he went to Georgetown uni
versity. 1T is curious" says Mr..
Broussard, "how the French language
has remained the dominant tongue in
my part of the country.
Brought there by Arcadians OF
Nova Scotia in the eighteenth century.
it prevails to-day, and | believe al
ways will. C~uroiusly enough, you
will find plenty of men in my district
with such Enthusiastically English
names as Jones and Hayes who can't
read, speak or write a word of Eng
fish.
"Still funnier is the talk of the
black people. Their negro French
would be uniptelligihle on Paris, and
yet it is the s~oftest, sweetest, most
musical speech | ever heard from hui
man lips. 1t knows no grammar. but
it is the very essence of euphony and
melody"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-10-03

A4HhHHHHHHEHH r Observation-Disclosures
A little girl baby was born to Mr.. and
Mrs. Roses, of Railway avenue, Friday
morning.
Lewis Sabo, has broken ground for his
new house and the Chrome postoffice on
Woodbridge venue.
Mrs. T. T. Beam and Miss Ursula
Leber spent Friday morning in Wood
bridge.
Mr.. Jasperson, superintendent of the
construction works for the Philadelphia
& Reading Railroad Company, was over
from Philadelphia, Thursday and spent
the day at Port Reading.
The new fire house at Port Reading
is In course of construction.
The work on the new school building
at South Carteret is advancing rapidly.
Thieves have been visiting Port Read
ing recently. They entered Mrs
Geldorer's chicken coop, during the
past week and stole sixty chickens.
Officer Charles S. Walling has returned
to duty after enjoying a weeks vacation.
Miss Lula Benning, of Port Reading,
attended a dance given bv Mrs Sylvester,
at 1.-THE HON estead,'' in Sewaren Thurs
day afternoon.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-10-03
HAD HOUSE WARMING.
mr. and Mrs. John n. Culver Wei
come to the Borough.

About twenty-five ladies and gentle
men of this borough rendered a surprise
house warming Friday evening to Mrs.
John H. Culver, who moved from Mata-
wal to Catherine street. A number of
the party were masqued and personated
all sorts of characters to perfection and to
the amusement OF others as well as them
selves. One young lady assumed the
character of a boy and made a very gal
liant escort to a young girl whose arm
she, no, chez took possession of on their
way to the house. Mrs. Thomas Haveas
was an old colored m and Mrs.
Charles Bennett also. Eoth carried out
their characters well. B. r. Havens
vas an old crippled woman aud as such
was fine. About 9 o'clock the guests un-
masqucd and then refreshments were
served. The party broke up carly as
they knew their hostess was tired. They
reported a very enjoyable time.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-10-03
Something Much Holier.

"Do l love George?" unused Clara
softly, cor is it simply a sisters sf.
lection that ! feel for"
Just then Bobby burst noislly into
the room and interrupted her medita-
tions.
Get out of here, you little wretch
she shouted, and Selling him by the
arm she shot him through the door.
"Ah, no." she sighed, as she resumed
her interrupted train of thought, my
love for George is not a sisters love.
1t is something sweeter, purer, higher
and holier ."-Tit-Bits.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-10-03
Woodbridge

%4F
Miss Bessie Rudolph spent Sunday
with friends In Albany.
There win be a fair at the C. B. L.
Hall in about two weeks.
Miss Mamie Moore and John Campion
will be married October II, at 10 a. M,
in the Catholic church.
Mr.. and Mrs. Patrick Murphy have
moved into the Hilsdorf house In Albert
street.
Miss Foresman Will be back to town
next week.
The Odd Fellows of this town visited
the lodge at Perth Amboy Tuesday
evening.
Miss Kitty Rathbun has returned from
Long Branch.
Mr.. and Mrs. Edwin Ames, of Brook
Ign, are visiting in town.
Francis NJ. Drake dined with George
st. John Rathbun Thursday night.
One of Mr.. Shetlock's children is Ill
with diphtheria.
Mrs. Yules Romond is very i'll with
consumption.
Mike Finn has been very i'll with acute
Indigestion.
Mrs. Sarah McEwen and daughter
Mable, spent Thursday in New York.
Arthur Liddle and Walter Smith a1e
visiting Mrs. Harry Lessen, of Newark.
Mr.. Whalen, of Main street, is dying
with nsumntio
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-10-03
lEHIGH VALLEY R. r.

Time Table in effect July is, 1904.
Stations in New York foot of Cortlandt, Des
brossee and West 23rd streets, Penna.
r. Il. Ferries.
TRAINS LEAVE STATE STREET STATION
FOR NEW YORK
6.f0, 7.35 a. M, and LEO d. M, $50 d. m. daily
connects all way train for Bound Brook, Mauch
Chunk, Weatherly, lIazelton, Pottsville and in
termediate points.
FOR SOUTH ~PLAINFIELD
6.10, 7.85 a. m, 1.50, 4.20 p. IN. Sundays $50
n. m. $50, 6.15 p. m.
FOR OTHER POINTS
7.3j a. m. daily except Sunday connect with
express train for Easton, bethlehem, Allentown.
Pottsville, Buffalo, Niagara Falls, st. Louis,
meets with local train at South Plainfield for all
points east of Mauch Chunk.
$40 Il. IN. Sundays only, Express train for Buff
falo, Niagara Falls, st. Louis and Chicago. Stops
at Remington Junction.
40 p. IN. daily except Sunday express for
Wilkes Barre, Scranton, Hazelton, and principal
intermediate stations.
G.15 p. m. Sundays only through train for Buff
falo, Niagara Falls, Suspension Bridge, st. Louis
and Chicago, connects for New York.
TRAINS LEAVE SOUTH PLAINFIELD
o PERTH AMBOY.
s.45 a. m. 3.45, 500, 7.50 p. m. Sundays, 1875.
a. m. 800, $50 p. m. Trains arrive Perth Am
boy. 9.05 o. IN, 4.05, 5.25, STOP. m, Sundays 1856
a. III, 5.25, $40 p. m.
Tickets sold to all western points.
For further nformatio apply to ticket agents
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-10-03
CHANGES AT TERMINAL Office

Edwin S. Smith, son of Mrs. A. G.
Davis, of Newark, has resigned his posi-
tion of chief night clerk at the p. r. R.
terminal office and has accepted a posi-
tion in Newark. George Brewer, of Max
willie. has succeeded Mr.. Smith in the office.
E. S. Heston has resigned his position
of clerk in the P. r. r. Terminal office
and is succeeded by Edward Gallagher,
son of ex-Conncilman Gallagher.
Master George Coonev has been appoint
ed messenger in the Steam Towing De
partment, succeeding E. Gallagher, pro-
NOTED.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-10-03
STATEN ISLAND RAPID TRANSIT R. R.

Time table in effect on and after May 22, 1904
Perth Amboy to New York-Leaves foot of
Smith street, daily except Sundays and Legal
Holidays, 5,15, GIG, 6.5S, 7.3a, 7.33, 3 90, 500.
S.55, 9.55, 1875, IL 90 n, m, 1855, 1.55, $50, 3.55,
4.S0. $50, Gas, 7.55, s.55a9.5s, f11.20p m
Sundays and Legal Holidays.
6.55, 7.55, $50, 925, 1905. 10.55, II. 55 a. m. ~. IS.
i.55, 2.55. 3.55, 4.55, 5.35. 6.15. 6.55, 7.35, SIS, 500,
1890 p. m.
New York to Perth Amboy Leave foot of
Whitehall Street. daily except Sunday and
Legal Holidays, 5.55, G;45, 800, 900. 1900, II 90,
a. M, ~ 90, 100, 1880, $50, $50, 4.80, $40. $50,
$40, 6.15, 6.s5, 7.sO, $40, 1000, 11.05, +f2.25 a. m.
Sundays and Legal Holidays.
Leave New York-G05, 500, 900, $50, 1920, 100,
q. M, 1900 m, LOO, 200, 800, 400, 500, 5.55, 6.35
7.15, 7.55, S.35, 9.15, 10 30, I1.45 p. m.
Ferry between Perth Amboy and Tottenville-
leave Perth Amboy daily ks .15, x6.12, G.32,
x6.53, x7.33, Ks 90. xS.55. 0.55, KOS rs 1855, a. M,
1901, x12.55, Kills., x220, $50, x3.55, x4. 80, 4.55,
x5.3O, 600, x6.45, 705, 7.30, KISS, IS, 9.55,
xl94O, XII 20, p. m, l2;40 a. N.
Sundays and Legal Holidays, +6.15, G.55, 755. $50
g.25, O:05, $50, 1885, LBS, 1855, 1.55, 2.55,
3.55, 40, OBS. 6.15, G.55, 7.35, 8.15, 900, 9,35,
1890, II Leo, L. 15.
Leave Tottenville daily x1.30, 5.55. 6.e2. G49.
x7.10, 7.45, xS.12, 1910, 1906, 1910, 1f.05 a. M,
x12.1O, los, x2.05, 2-S5, x3.3T, 40, x4.3O, $40,
x5.37, x6.lS, x655, KIP, x7.40, x8.37, x9 81,
1920, XII. 10 p. m, x12.15, 1.30 a. M.
Sundays and Legal Holidays, *G.25, 715, $50, 0.O5
$40, l0.l5, 10.45, 11.35 a. m, 1915, 1.15, 2.15,
x3. 10, 40, $40. 5.55, $40, rio, 7.5O, $50. 910'
9.4S, 1910, 11.42 p M, 1859 a. m.
%Legal holidays only.
TRAINS 43 and a will not run Sunday nights but
will run ON holiday nights.
]. vANSMITH, GEO. J. BROWN,
Receiver Genl Traffic Agt.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-10-03
NEWS ITEMS.

Today Court opens a. Richmond.
Residents of Pleasant Plains and
Princes Bay are getting ready for a
flag raising.
The recent clipping social of the
Daughters of Liberty netted them a neat
sum.
Nearly all of the fire companies have
elected delegates to attend the committee
of the Southern New York Volunteer
Fire Department, which will be held at
Rockaway the middle nf this month.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-10-03
Pnradisianal

Mother-So you have been at the jam
again, Adolphus!
Son-The cupboard door came open it.
self, mother, and l thought
Mother-Why didn't you say: Get
thee behind me, Satan?"
Son-So l did. mother; and he went
and pushed me right in.-Brooklyn Life.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-10-03
Pleasant Authorizations.

Why can't you marry me? It's true
IN not enormously rich, still / have an
income plenty big enough to support us
nicely"
Yes, but think how ridiculously
small the allimony allowed put of 1t viii
be."-Town Topics.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-10-03

did you hear the shot fired?" in
quireu the lawyer of the peppery female
witness.
You told me-" replied the witness.
that you didn't var any hearsay evil
dence."
Answer my question, madam!"
roared the lawyer. did you hear the
shot fired?"
Il heard the gun fired" said the witness,
If that's what you want to know
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-10-03
LIZ.
RECEIVED 20 PER CENT.

Depositors of the defunct Bank of
Staten Island received checks Friday for
twenty per cent. of the amount, they had
In the bank when it failed.
The banks doors as told In the News,
were closed December 81, 1903. That
same day Otto Altman, its president,
committed suicide in a New York hotel.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-10-03
No Use.

We meet the e%xtravagant woman at
the bargain counter.
why do you spend so much
money!" we ask. Would it not be
well to lay by something for a rainy
day."
With a merry gurgle of laughter she
replies: Goodness, no! l never go
shopping on rainy days."-Judge.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-10-03
TO HAVE BIG SOCIAL.

The Lady Foresters, Pride of Raritan
Circle will have a handsome lamp as a
prize at the Bag Social to be held in Pre-
lection Hall Tuesday night, October II.
Clam chowder, confectionery and ice
cream will be on sale. Dancing will be
one of the principal features Of the even
ing. Ten cents admission fee. The lamp
can be seen in Kollisch's store " indow.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-10-03
HUGUENOT REAL ESTATE BOOM

The Lawrence R. Kerr property at
Huguesnot, known as Lawrence Park
has been purchased by the United Con-
tractors Corporation OF Jersey City, and
a number of houses will be erected on
the place. This is the first real estate
boom Huguenot has had in several years.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-10-03
PRIZE EUCHRE.

The prize euchre held in Maple Hill
Hall at Pleasant Plains, Friday night,
for the benefit of st. Joseph's church,
was a great success. 1t was arranged by
Miss Sadie Perry.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-10-03
All in His Hands.

Eminent Surgeon-I operated On Mr..
Bullion for appendicitis to-day.
His Wife-Dear me! wonder who
will have it next!
Eminent Surgeon Extraordinarily
Il don't know. | haven't decided yet.
Life.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-10-03
The Reason Why.

The Statistic Man-We live much
longer now than our ancestors did, don't
you know?
The Joker-Ah! but you must remem-
Der that nowadays we don't hang for
stealing.-Ally Sloper.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-10-03

Miss Anna Waring, Miss Ray Robinson
and Harold Robinson were In Halfway
Thursday evening.
Waldo f. Berry is travelling in tie
west.
Mr.. and Mrs. F. Grant will remain in
Sewaren during the winter.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-10-03
Saw Her Coming.

Bridget Cat the door)-The missus is
sick. ma'am.
Mrs. McCall-But-er-dont you
think she could see me?
Bridget-Oi'm sure she could an did
ma'am- Dim thinkin' that's what made
her sick. EPhIladelphia Press.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-10-03
Danger Of Citv Life.

First Citizen-The spirit of anarchy
can only be found in large cities.
Second Citizen-Guess that's so. A
man never feels like slaughtering the
whole human race until he lives in
q fiat. with a piano above and a baby
below.-N. Y. Weekly.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-10-03
LOST SECOND TIME.

Lillian, the little daughter of Mr.. and
Mrs. Slower, of Broadway, strayed away
from the house. She was finally found
on the shore, it is said. This makes the
second child lost last week.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-10-03
As Compnred.

"a woman" remarked the bachelor
boarder, always reminds me of an
egg"
THE answer"
You can never tell her age by her
looks" replied the b. b.-Chicago Daily
News.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-10-03
His Position.

What do you t'ink of desc men cat
Is strikin' fur less workin' hours" asked
Meandering Mike.
I can't understand 'em at ALL" an
swered Flooding Pete. "If it was me
l wouldn't condescend to mention any
ting bigger dan minutes.
ton Star,
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-10-03
Very Slow Poison

do you drink coffee?' asked the doc
tor of an aged patient.
Eyes," was the reply.
Coffee" continued the M. D., ais a
slow poison"
Yes, very SLOW" replied the old man.
Il have taken it daily for nearly 80
years."-Tit-Bits.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-10-03
An Earnest Seeker.

Man proposes spake the parson.
When a spinster waved her fan.
And the w~orshipers all gigg.ed
AS she asked; Where is the MANI"
Cincinnati ENQUIRER.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-10-03
HELD MASQUERADE BALL.

Saturday night the Eagle A. C. of
Richmond Valley held their masquerade
ball at Nelson Hall. Two prizes were
awarded to the most comically dressed
couple.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-10-03
A wall Street Character.

Jack-Going to the fancy ball?
! George-Can't afford a costume.
Got a threadbare coat?"
"Of course"
"And an old pair of baggy trousers"
Certainly"
"Well, put them on and go as a mil
Iionaire. IN. Y. Weekly.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-10-03
of the water WACO.

Of the Water Wagon.
There's old Hiccough simply picked
in alcohol again."
Yes, trying to preserve his dignity
Isn't he?"-Chicago Journal.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-10-03
Juvenile Happiness.

did you boys have a good time at
your bonfire, johnny"
You bet we did! We burnt a back
yard fence, half a dozen piano boxes,
an the most of old Sqnilligan's smoke
house, an had a be-yootiful run when
the police got after u~s.'-Chicago Trib-
une.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-10-03

Kind Lady-Why, how did o get
out?
Escaped Convict-Well. yer see, mum.
dey all had smallpox, an I broke out
Judge.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-10-03
Diplomacy.

Walker-Were you at the races yes
terday?
Ryder-No. ~
Walker-Good! You are the very
man I've been looking for.
Ryder-Why so?
Walker-I want to borrow $5.-Cin-
cinnati Enquirer.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-10-03
A Sensitive Conscience.

Carrie-Goodness. it's that horrid old
bore, wilkins. Tell him l have gone
out.
Belle-No, I won't tell a story; but
I will say that you have not com back
yet."-N. Y. Times.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-10-03
On the Jump.

"That fellow is a most remarkable
runner"
who, ~Burroughs?"
Eyes. He's always running in debt
and yet he's forever running away from
the people to whom he is in debt
Philadelphia Press.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-10-03
On Wind.

Robinson-What kind of business is
Brown engaged in?
Jones-Pneumatic, l think.
Robinson-Pneumatic? Why, never
heard of a business like that.
Jones-Well, whatever it is, he's run
ming it on wind.-Smith's Weekly.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-10-03
OFFICERS ELECTED.

At the recent meeting Of the Pioneer
Social Club of Pleasant Plains new
officers were elected for one year. The
club is arranging for several social
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-10-03
Reasoning by Analogy.

why do you write such a large
hand, Willie?" asked mamma
Grandma is deaf, SO I am writing a
loud letter." answered Willie.-Little
Chronicle. fg-