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The daily Alaskan., 1904-04-11
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Courts Grant An Indian
 Divorce

Charles Joe Taycook, of Haines, Indian, was granted a divorce from Helenk Tsycook.
The daily Alaskan., 1904-04-11

Get your ice cgaam for Gas CT dinner at the Boss Bakery, 4 7 tt
The daily Alaskan., 1904-04-11
Cook Wanted

Wanted at once, a frst-class cook, man or woman. Inquire at this office.
The daily Alaskan., 1904-04-11

The best that the market affords at the Pack Train Restaurant.
The daily Alaskan., 1904-04-11
GREAT HAVOC Earthquake Does Great Dam
 age In Empire

Sophia, April 1l-An earthquake killed 50 and injured 9 persons and de- stroyed l5 hundred houses in Hossovo and Salonica, Macedonia, yesterday
The daily Alaskan., 1904-04-11
GtT HONORS
Russian Diplomatic Corp> Receive Decorations

Special Dispatch to Daily Alaskan.l
 St. Petersburg, April ll.-Among the Easter honors conferred by the emper- or, are 70 decorations to persons in the diplomatic service. Three of them go to America
The daily Alaskan., 1904-04-11
MAY STRIKE
Street Railway Tieup Is
 Threatened

Special Dispatch to Daily Alaskan J
 San Francisco, April LA general strike, covering all the employees otthe street railways of San Francisco is threatened.
The daily Alaskan., 1904-04-11

Barton Robinson, formerly in the packing business on the Skagway trail, and more recently a cattleman of Okan- ogan county, Washington, arrived on the City of Seattle and left this morn ing for Whitehorse.
The daily Alaskan., 1904-04-11

W. E. Crews, L. P. ShScAlefOrd, J. J. Boyce, T. R. L. Tons and J. A. Hallen- thai, of the Juneau bar, returned home on the City of Seattle. They were preceded by John F. Maloney, Judge John R. Vim and J. H. Cobb, who left on the Dolphin.
The daily Alaskan., 1904-04-11

Mir. and Mrs. Charles Worden ar rived on the City of Seattle. and left this morning for Dawson. Mir. Wor- den is one of the largest mine owners of the Klondike.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1904-01-28
Dire Prediction for 1904.

Signs of the time, are being carri"Ii!
scanned 10y a,JroIogiot-, ma9Iclah''
clairvolants and trance mediums, WEo
seem To see IN the heavens, on the
earth. and in the sea portcntIouo horrors
and universal sorrow in 1904
\ leading a-trologer sizes up the
situation as follows. and TIE other
agree more or les, as to detail;
Here i, the horoscope for 1904, made
at the moment the sun entered the sign
of Capricorn. 1t indicates Il year of
great immortality in London. The
vlccroy of India abdicate>. The United
STATE, ma, crave quarrcls with Russia
and Germany. Roosevelt fall, sick and
conspiracy Is Matched against him.
Scriou, financial disaster, in Amer
ica The emperor OF Japan has Il
grave accident.
IN attempt on the life OF the en-
error Of China
Volcanic shock, in Chile, Constanti-
nople and the Philippines.
y fear OF unhealthy literature and
unlimited matcrlali>m.
The French cabinet fall, between
April : and 49,
y panic in music hail. grave acct T.
dents and popular disturbance, in
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1904-01-28

WHY is it that our republican friends
are so determined in their efforts to
down Coy. Mcbride? Is it because OF
his attitude toward the railroad corpo-
ratiOns, or is it because he is not like
so much clay in the potter'- hands? He
is standing on tie republican platform
of 1900. Does the republican party in
tend 10 repuaiate he Platform that
brought victory: Doe, it intend play
ing the part of Judas: Mcbride. il
seems to us, has made good officer. aud
while he may not suit the politicians,
he does seem to suit the farmers. the
stockmen, the shippers and the labor
ing men. and they certainly come in
for their share of considerations. But
in this day and age the question natur-
ally arises: ''Who is who?"
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1904-01-28

IL almost every town in the state
democrats are organizing clubs and
getting in fighting trim for the APP
preaching campaign. Why is it that
some steps are not taken to that end n
Kittitas and Ellen-burg? 50 long as
we have to choose between the two old
parties, we trust both will put mp their
material, men that can be supported
without apologies or bushes.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1904-01-28

YOU cannot Judge a paper by its
size but you can judge il by its contents
II it gives you the news in reliable
manner, fresh and up-to-date, and is
free from Objectionable matter or any
thing of a nature that is calculated to
demuralize or contaminate home in
tluences. YOU cannot afford to refuse it
moral support. and ought not refuse it
financial assistance. On the other hand.
if it does contain these objectional feat
ures, you cannot afford to take it into
your home even though it may not cost
you one cent in the way of subscription.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1904-01-28

THE matter of Sunday closing in this
city is working up quite feeling, and
those who have given the matter little
or no consideration, are doing little
quiet thinking. We remain firm in the
stand we took at the beginning, that
all should obey the law, and every law
abiding citizen must concede the just
ness of our position. No distinction or
malicious prosecutions should be toll
Grated from any source. The import
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1904-01-28

"THAr is the question. Shall the
railroad lobby dominate the admins
tration of affairs. corrupt the legisIa-
ture and rule the commonwealth, or
shall the people, through their chosen
representatives, control their own al
fairs. "-Gov. Mcbride.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1904-01-28
RU7S

The walking sick, what
a crowd of them there are
Persons who are thin and
weak but not sick enough
10 go to bed.
"ChrOniC cases" that's
what the doctors call them,
which in common English
means long sickness.
10 stop the continued
loss of flesh they need
SCOTS Emulsion. For the
feeling of weakness they
need SCOTS Emulsion.
1t makes new flesh and
gives new life to the weak
system.
SCOTS Emulsion gets
thin and weak persons out
of the rut. 1t makes new,
rich blood, strengthens the
nerves and gives appetite
for ordinary food.
SCOTS Emulsion can be
taken as long as sickness
lasts and do good all the
time.
! here's new strength
and flesh in every dose.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1904-01-28

SOME men seem to think that because
they are purchasable and tuil OF cor
ruption, that everyone else Is equally
as bad IA, themselves. We have every
reason to believe that peep INTO the
closet of some homes might reveal ii
skeleton even in t.lleusburs, and that
too IN homes unexpected.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1904-01-28
ROBERT A. TURNER EDITOR
EDITORIAL NOTES

THE republican state central commit
tee has been called To meet IN seattle
February -, to name date and place
for holding the state conventions.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1904-01-28

Try ~. X 5. pure spices and bal,i,o
po"u 1! our money back if von a.
not like them. For saIa ~, YOU 90
Bakery and Grocery. q. sne boss
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1904-01-28
THIS BILL PROVIDES.

l>t.- For the creation of department
at Washington, with proper ,uperin-
rendent, and employee, to take care Of
the building of the roads.
2d.-The ga. 600 .oooto be appropriated
l. available at the rate Of 5000. OOn a
year for three years is to be divided
among the different States according to
their population, except that no State
Is to receive less than $4,000 of
TINS money. On page there will
be found tabulated ,tatment showing
how this money will be distributed
Look at it and see how much vour
State Is to receive
"d-Each State, county or town receiv-
Ing ederal aid must add a like amount
to the sum received from the United
States Government.
4th.- Should any State not take the
amount allotted to it under thi, law
before January |, 1907. all,uch amount
not taken up are to be re-allotted in
preparation to the population of the
inherent States which have taken nm
their entire allotment.
y Ike amount must be added bv the
states or counties receiving aid so
mat s4S.Oo0,00O are to be snent IN
roads The table on page > shows inc
what each State will receive. This
o'S'ripu'ion 10y the number of inhab.
ltantS Is far more equitable than tho
o'slrioution of some S32, 300, 900 year
under the Rivers and Harbors ban
~h'ch goes principally to the Seaboard
states and to the Mississippi Delta
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1904-01-28
low 1t Ma
Al

Ow 1t MA
Al
1t is not o.
minatfOii TIM
a house. II
lamps can
count in md
majority of
the dozen al
will do.
There is n
for cleaning
tub than Il
saturated vi
York JOurnd
gather from
with Scarcel
cloth is appl
In q kitcl|
The soil an
gather, no M
Ough one M
before the q
lot water. |
use of kcrOd
a cupful /
are on WaSll
color and n
second l'ubb|
Kerosene
knives brig
their edges.
thing with
When the
out, the kerr
to, but shOll|
work a nd Id
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1904-01-28

~ word 20 the wise j. sufficient
Buy your lumber Of bradshaw Bros.
* co. JOtf
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1904-01-28

The Bro~nLow Bill.

\ bill ha, been introduced in CON
gre,, at Washington, by the Hon,
Walter + Brown.ow, Member of Con.
ere,, from Tennessee and in the Senate
10y Hon. j. II Gallinger senator from
New Hampshire, appropriating 81,
600, Zoo as national AID for the building
of roads.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1904-01-28

To make
boil one cur
one cup of
half an hOul
Skewcr into
cold water
breaks off \
The sirup d
must boil SD
done. set TIN
ter or pour 4
in hot watc|
candying. I
nuts on the
fine Skewer|
and then laJ
been lightly
them on a
In the siru
thread.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1904-01-28
How

HOW
An unbl''
show the W
tiny holes
Open it an
Mend the
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1904-01-28

TERMS: PER YEAR. CASH ~"
If NOT PAID WITHIN THREE MONTHS Ito
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1904-06-09

QOiu Britain bon Setitan, Sbio,
l9reibt:
.Nudbem i6 Sbr tpunberOottes peruna
brei Wonnte 9ebroudt bate, erbielt i'd be-
teutsnoe abbilfe. Sd lit an fortpdbrens
Der Sdipere i'm Maqsn, lpdr bili0s uno
butte Sbumottss anfdIle, aber atles bat
mid bsrIdHen. felt btm ib peruna ses
5rnuht" - M6ia Britain.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1904-06-09
@Orbucrindj uub SclbitmOrb.

Ncm Oorf, s. Sluti. - Wor-
riS 6intcI, elm S6muipiclcr bon g}r.
20, Oit.99. Strobc, Oobicr, i6oB uno
Ocrlul1octe gcitern NbcnO oui Ger
@rccniiclo 2 6orm 81 &ail96ltrg bel
Neporf icine @attin un0 be0illg oulun
SclbItntor0. 6rou Sinfcl, oic ultd)
cine S6oltipiclerin lit, liegt I'M oWic.
moriol . Solpital" in Orange olli ocn
600 oornic0er. sic fam fiir5lid nit
i6ren orei 9in0ern mad Der nIciit Don
S6oitlpielern beiltdtet Greenfield
8arnl, u1o gcItcrn fam audi ibr @atte
oobin, un Die 6omilie at beiudcn.
yto6 Dem GIicn, ais Die ainocr lid
5ltr Nltbe bc9cben battcn, mad)tc ouS
5infel'ide Gbcpoor einen Spu5tcr-
gang, bon lUcl6en eS uber aud nidt
nieOer leben0 5llritdfebrtc. 8dl0 uud)
i6rem AuSgcbcn mltr0e I'M Sullie be
ridtet, Dab 6infcl lid uno Die 6rorl
GeidoIIcn babe, Wtnn fono 8eiOe nobe
Dem 8armbnuic; 6infcl mar toot mo
Die 8rol belpllBtloS; er bate cine Glt.
%gelnunoe I'M &opic uno bielt nod Oen
Heoolper in Der 9on0. Die Strait
botte pieraIgelmunOen mo miro uiht
init DEM 2eben oopon fontnIeu. Ob
6aS Boor Strcit bate, fonntc ytie-
tnan0 iogelt; al @clO I6eint cS bent
ielben nidt geicbIt 81 bobcn; er bate
SCI un0 ISltluelen I'M 0ciibe ulo Die
5rolt lpnr aud imlner reidlidJ init
@elo berIeben.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1904-06-09

Wenn sic Dur6 ben @ebrdu9 bon pes
rina feline prompten unb b~efriebigenbsn
ReIuItute e~r3ieIen, 70 fdreiben sic Iofort
an Or. 6artmunn. benz sic Sbren 6olf
ausfiibrlib beI9reibeu. uub er pirb Sbusn
germ feinen pertbDoIlen Ratb gratis It's
tEeilen.
aOreFe: Or. SortHdn, prdTbent bes
Sartman Sonitariums. Columbus, Obio.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1904-06-09
Gimc fi6Gc Slide,

iucnn Gle unfereu oohtlofeu nit biauer 5Idnme
brcuncnocl BctroIeunlsC fen benuBeu. Cider
ln0 ipurfun.
". & 8. Spider. 34s Ghpros 6alocrtsStr.
(3uHt0. tW{tiSUSaDlcib1
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1904-06-09

e ,Grdultn, Ssia SanOeaa, glObe. 9Otdds ,StiGEd, Ont, fammt BON elmer bs
SuefeH n6 benbetunnten 6amiGcn f%run30fiaer @annbhr. Sn snsm tir3iGen
grefs an bic PerunO IeOidm 81. bon Columbus. Did, iust f;
nGettcs 5rHta6r i&en mdn gInt Fh sstlnmpt 81 BADEN, nrine ger.
haaang war fhIedt mdn 9opf iamrse uS Id fabte INNER ibwrrfaais
HRb mRbe. WleiH ar5t pcfGrieb mir, aber cine Greunbtn rbtb mir, @ernHa
SIT bcrinfcH. Sd that bhs, aO irene mid, fneen 5n F6nHen, baa Id in Sc.
rHa eineu wnn6abOnen Hetnieer unb Wieocrberfener bcs SBHeHts gefha.
ben babe. Sn brei 8uhen mr tb wc neugGOreu, mctn appettt bate 5nses
nOmncn. SD fibIte eafHh, Ietht hub glhdHd nnb bate aiht bic BrtHsfen
Sdmcr5eu Dor Gefdhuerbcn. BerHna lit cine 5%uperIGRior SamiIenmebisin"
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1904-06-09

Begniigt gud niht bamit, 6dmprrbpiosn
t~entpordr at HHteroridcn. ,pie es Giiirei6iiueeit,
Waf6mttiel, 2dtiperqe lfto Giniprieunqen oft
tbnH, o1 cine 5ipoIi5igidbriae 6ridbrnro init
ben beridlecennrttgiien .Siaeli. Die bon aerIten
auer S6uIeu tdDnrf beobddtet fpoeben Iinb.
obnc 3lueifeI b~efpieien bnt. oaB Nnafefs onS
etr5iae perHiinitiae uns 5Hoerliffiee HaoiiaI,
miftei gepen oieieS fhreftide Qeioeu ut. IS
3nriid, %eniferHt bic llrfI0en uno bertitet ibre
8ieoerfebr. Eirc Grube bon NHafris miro
bon =. ylcuitdoter & 10, Dor 2itG. Nep-gorf.
irei ~perfanot. (9i1oSa,I &g)
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-04-10

craving purposes, Of Z COURSE forthwiih
begins deyourin,g all the matches. hair.
aeSs In ita patti III Wtho Sf the p aofhess
use Of don" the. BARN would soon DO
ino,e eylnos 81, o. al eyes at q Soroners
tlgatlnn at IAN autopsy. a llttle later
when the crnwlcr lns reached tho tod
SIRE stage begins Ss to reach out for
knives in The kitchen tho bright young ua
hopeful In quietly purloining tho box Of
G 60 lye on the table or perhaps
dont Il wiisrush tho ersat pSn In i thy
brat. a few years later when the "lta
M edfhS IS ha stage Of It's
e orf sPee'nenX nfisfna tnrh
seizes tho enid Nov cones the do de- !.
81 9 pEo9srX rsthse
OF the youngsters existence. that we see
lead pencil marks on tho wall paperlng,
tIonary, dirty little finger marks on tbs
Juvenile activity. While, nothing short
don't from our apeec Hss q. AreIi.
D n :, :, grin through tho vandalism,
ness" II our offspring. * beautiful theory
5truly-that Is, for celibates or households
AFFLICTED With heredity barrenness.
TO come down to the hard. cold. picked,
4 disngrceable truth. a child Is never too
young and never too old to get beyond
don u It is the mightlest OF all con-
servntors of the peace. and should be con
tinnously applied to all persons. ranging
years. For verify don't" is the pollce-
mans club In the worlds consta bulary
Of morals, and unless VIC swat ourselves
with 1t about ninety-nlne times day
we are nptst o land In the chain gang.
G; Archibald can cut It out IL lie wants
to. but the thirteen Indians In my house
shall hear 1t as long as have wind In
my lungs or the COMMUNICATIVE Chief can
talk, which Is something like a century.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-04-10

~ 70 nv contagious stupidity '"rhcro's
a,,cl n thing, you know, MS casting pearls
beforo swine" says she, 'and for my
nart, / couldn't blame Will Shakespeare
man like you. Indeed. lie would show tho
most Intense mental acuteness--not TO
sav astonishing will power--lf he allowed
| anything you said to interest him
Xii OF which DOUBTLESS is insultingly
| true; but. for peace and comfort, give
mo n plain, everyday lgnoramus. with
lust a drop or so Of horse sense and no
mighty good thing, but he requires care.
ful treatment and q vast deal Of lneEtal,
energy on tho part OF thise hungerlng
to worship at his shrine.
And this careful trea tmcnt and mental
energy on the part OF those ShungcrIng
strength to furnish AFTER his wife has
had tho sclf-culture craze or her for a
fortnight or so. 5s
ISL q ai Montreai csnad e. eyidently
a bachelor--has supplied the world with q
new idea about rearing children. Flo sol;
emny Wons that W snti are a ya
AecoraIng 70 500, M s; A 4: r, st
tho richest and most precious thing
While Il do not know the size iof Mr..
5Archlbald's Kindergarten, and have myself
only done business with a bakers dozen
OF youngsters it has been my expcr.l
icnce that the word don't, instead Of
crushing out the creative ~ Children
crushing out the destructive In them.
At any rate, II the don't. apparatuses
didn't work overtime. In my establish.
ment we wouldn't have so much az an
intact coal scuttle left on the place, And
as things are. the destruction of prop
erty goes on from early morn until
long after dnWy eve has begun to give
the bratB the Group. g55ss b &
q 1t Is an undeniable fact, too, that had
the word ''don't been eliminated from
our domestic vocabulary, We would now
have considerably less than thirteen ju-:
venile squirmers, and proboby mono ut
all. For when a couple has children
crawling, ,pin-lluntlng sort to the class
serves lar, the, system OF espionage re:
use Of the don't" to assist In maintain
Ing the peace and dignity OF the happy
home. shuddcr TO think what might
happen.
In tho first place. tho "creatveness".
Nof the average presidential possibility In
yrariably assumes a phase whch.if not
promptly combatted. would result In tho
immediate death OF the youngster. For
instance your weanling, on being al
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-04-10

when woman, gentle woman, gets NJ
self culture craze. which, thanks 10 , tlis
divinities, does not usually last more .,lun
month, hastily take to the supu'pu.
,,nderbrush or the city sewers ana W"lt
for the intellectual storm TO pass over
The COMMUNICATIVE Chief IKE an me 1..
rest of the whimsical ones, occaslohails
has these spells, and while they are no.
SO numerous as those have known ., 20
aflict some husbands, they are none me
less malignant and rirulent, ana Tor the
time being humble me to the very dust
For be it known that the good woman 5
intellectual blacksmithings do not SO
much assume the form Of research and
mental pounding as a system OF cohtln-
,,ous attacks upon my manifold dcfects
az character During her self culture
smells I have had the Commander-in-
Chief attack my grammar, my double
negatives, my slang, my Hanover accent,
my rhetoric and my paucity of ideas all
in one hour, and before nlghtfall she
would be tearing her hair over my de-
ficiency in a knowledge Of Scandinavian
mythology or the subtleties of Browning
And all this, too, despite the fact that
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-04-10

wisdom all over tho premises, they IN
varlably shy off from the discussion Of
subjects calculated to elevate the human
race. yF3 N4 5
Tho celebrated historian, for instance.
whom we recently induced 10 visit our
home ,nder Sveiled promises Of spring
lamb with mint gravy and the. best po-
tato pies, seemed bored stiff when the
COMMUNICATIVE Chief kept turplng on an-
Client Rome and the iuosyncrases of
NAPOLEON Bonaparte, but when / switch
cd off tho conversation to the best method
OF cleaning a briar wood pipe he forth
with grew "peart" and asked me q
thousand questions. And when inform
ed him that "a chicken feather did the
business better than anything knew
OF, tho old rooster SCENE cd delighted and
Immediately made n memorandum OF It
Iii his note book.
On another occasion, a famous littera-
(7teur, who crossed our threshold because
(2hc had secratly learned that th,s Queen
Bee was an artist at baking shnd alb
solutely shut Off every other subject,
when he accidentally learnt that we had
a litter Of very fine puppies and posi-
tlvely refused to discuss Emerson and
Shakespeare until he had seen he young
NHnlmllS. MY QlSCOuTSe OH tlOCNlIlS tue
tails of puppies, too-even II ] do say. it
apparently Interested the writer far more
than what the Communicating Chiefs club
had said In crticising Robert Louis Stew
!enson.
AS for the flat chested, lumpy looking
old lady who had been all over the world
and was celebrated lecturer, si,e sim
ply wouldn't lister when We talked Of
the situation in the Orient, but a brief
mention Of the best method Of cleaning
kid gloves 1nad,s her allRattention and
she seemed delighted when informed
her that one could protect ones teeth
after taking tincture OF iron IL ono gar
gled tho throat in bread soda dissolved
4 in water.
III short, h all the Smart, folks have
encountered arc an exceedingly chuckle-
Headed lot, who, seemingly, go off into
rnonastaries and nunnerles when they
perform their greatest achievements. At
any rate, they don't mako any sparks
fly when they come my way.
r. The Commander-in-Ch Chief. however,
takes quite a different view OF the mat
ter especially when the self-culture fever
lis on her. She has admitted on several
occasions that the smart folks she
exhibited hadn't said anything which
would have justified stenographer in
taxing down their conversations, but she
explained their deficiency by attrbutlng
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-04-10

bic for. 1t IS q little habit OF hers flat
tteringly to ASSUME that persons who
hive attained celebrity IN a certain line
arc adopts in the whole grim pro POSI-
tinn of universal learning. and she pumps
them nccordingly--that Is, when she IS
not looking 'roproactfully ut me and men n.
tally asking the questions; Why nlnt
YOU d smart one But It Is not nee
cssnry, I repeat for her to humilato
me- for the mere presence OF the ceie-
b,)ties, In my case, brings on a species
of mental paralysis which can produce
nothing better than a premature horse
laugh at some expected joke or an ex Z,
clumation Of establishment at some DIT
OF information which isn't the least ID o't
surprising. II 81 5al 4.
After the brainy guests are gone or,
even beforehand when am moving my
facs into respectable with my remorse y.
less razor, catch myself saying al
sorts Of bright witty things to mn
Imaginary vis-a-vis, or dropping cpl
grams and aphorsms SO fast that even
/ do not have time to enjoy them thor
orghly. In the presence OF the most
vors hipful smart ones, however, an am
a riggiing nonentity, an acquiescent idiot
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-04-10

she, herself, tad only "boned up On ~
the subjects III controversy a rev hours tF
before, and perhaps had never heara Q.
them until some fanatic sister set ''ef
thoughts in that direction y
But could stand 1t all ana "alt Pa.
GENTLY for the fits to subside were It
not for the fact that the cratic SO, soul !,
during her periods Of cerebral activity ,,S'
pocth forth and bringeth to my house va
rio,,s ana sunGry freakish mortals vague
" known to the not too discerning public
US Smart
This class of citizens, which by the
way. is never too much occupied IN Its
enlightmert Of civilization to accept al
Invitation to dinner or supper, gives me
the creeps. Just as soon as the adjective
''srnart'' Is used In connection with them,
or even limited at, go into my shell
like a terrapin and nothing can induce
me to stick my nose out,
The mmander-ln-Chief. on the con-
trary, spouts lka a whale in their pres
encc and gives them all our encyco-
pcdias can produce, to say nothing of q
good deal which these noble works Of
literature should not be held RESPONSE