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Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-09-16

A woman has just died in Indiana
who knew Aaron Burr when she was
child, which is another reminder
what a youngster the United States
Is in the family Of nations.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-09-16

If the Standard Oil monopoly is ne
gotiating for the purchase of a bank
In London, as the Times says, why
does it not offer to buy the Bank Of
England?
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-09-16

Really, it isn't necessary for you to
save your bands. A well known band
master estimates that there are at
least 10000 Of them in the United
States.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-09-16
Iowa State Bystander
- syssanAer Pub CO.

Secretary Hay Is a grandfather and
It's boy. Bring on the little
breeches.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-09-16

"Why, I wasn't aware that Spotkins
ever played cards." said the astonish.
ed friend. "He doesn't" replied The
victim. with sigh long drawn out:
he works them."--Chicago News.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-09-16

AS to the story that Patti will tour
this country in an automobile, it
should be said that the lady is much
too humane to seek revenge in that
way.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-09-16

Highwayman-"Your money or yom
life!" Jones-"Sorry, old chap; but
I'm just back from my vacation, and
-" Highwayman-"Shake, old man:
so am I, or wouldn't be doing this"
-Judg0 I. .s.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-09-16

Munroe's share Of the gate receipts
at that prize fight amounted to over
$4,000. This may account partially for
the vigor with which Prof. Jeffries
thumped him.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-09-16

, More than 100000 in Uncle Sans
gold is to sail on transport for Ma
Mia. What chance for a good enter
prising pirate!
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-09-16

There's mighty few people, said
Farmer Corntossel, that knows what
10 do with farm after they get one"
Il have noticed that" answered the
girl with frizzes; "they always insist
h filing the whole place up with
corn and oats and things, when they
might have such lovely tennis courts
and golf links."-W Washington Star.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-09-16

The sultan Of Turkey. like one OF
two illustrious Americans, hates ia
give up money and never takes a va
cation.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-09-16

A Louisville judge has decided that
a man may beat his wife. He doesn't
say, however, whether with a club or
at bridge or poker.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-09-16

When Japanese wrestler loses the
championship he can always qualify
as fat man at dime museum.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-09-16

Chauffeur-"You'd better be q llttlo
careful, sir. My machine might maks
your horse run" Farmer Oatmeal
do tell! Well, it'll be the first tim.
in thirty years."-Chicago News,
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-09-16

Get out OF the way, you ordinary
Carnegie heroes. You never played
third and, after breaking your leg,
put out runner and won the game!
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-09-16

CanaSa is moving for the protection
OF its musk oxen. North Africa should
fall in line and prevent the further de-
struction of its civet cats.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-09-16
Crushed by Falling Tree.

Cordova, Sept. 16.-Amos Sits
worth, eyed % years, was crushed TO
death here yesterday by the fall Of a
tree, which fell across his abdomen.
Fe was taken to the home Of his
ancle, George Lutz, but his injuries
were of such nature that he died
soon after. He lived in Union town
shin, Marion county, and leaves a
ro,-uo ryifa
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-09-16

Why cannot Uruguay and Paraguay
unite, thus consolidating the revolu.
ton business and saving costs of pro-
duction? ~
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-09-16
Insist on Getting Il.

Some grocers say they don't keep
Defiance Starch because they have a
stock in hand Of IL OF. brands, which
they know cannot be sold to a custo.
mer who has once used the 16 OF.
pkg Defiance Starch for same money,
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-09-16

Evidently the great need Of the day
Is some man that can stand before
Prof. Jim Jeffries.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-09-16

Another elopement in high society is
proof that Love is still laughing at
everybody and everything that seeks
to thwart his plans.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-09-16

A SHADOW clock has been invented
5bv praf 1ertb, Of Lynn, Mass. BY
setas e ~ ingeniously constructed
5ta., optical representation of
ss,all L.oc,t IS thrown on the ceiling,
and the s-adow keeps perfect time.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-09-16
Where Money Talks.

Binkers- Look at that shabby mil.
tonaire. You can't Judge a man by
his dress"
B, Winkers-"No, but you can Judge
Tim by his Wife's."
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-09-16

"Can you tell me the way to the
nearest drug store%" asked the
stranger. There amt no drug store
aear here" replied the gentlemanly
aative Of the Kansas prohibition town.
nut IL you're merely passin through
and won't say anything about it,
guess / can do somethin' fer you If
you'll step in the house minute. =
Chicago Record Herald.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-09-16

It's mighty good practice to be in
love with a woman you cant marry
Secause it has already happened to
Nor f555e u 45.E 55snf
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-09-16

An author may be wrong, even
when he is all write. .-.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-09-16

Despite the fast that piano has .
lot Of keys, It Is seldom locked.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-09-16

The cost Of thing cannot be Mons
ared BY its price, !
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-09-16

Lips that love bad news make poor
ones FOR good news.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-09-16

- receive the false Is 70 reject -
fsas
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1904-11-25
Marvellous News Gathering.

Apropos of the election returns in
this mornings paper, it is interesting
to recall the fact that when Andrew
Jackson was elected president the
country was not generally aware of
the fact until some three weeks after
the closing of the polls. And when
James X. Polk was elected to the
same office sixty years ago, he rode
into Nashville almost a month after
the voting day to accept cOngratula-
ton of his neighbors to the news that
had just come to the Nashville post
master. This mornings swift tidings
are impressive not only for the re-
suits they record, but for the illustra-
ton they afford of the marvellous
development of the art of news
gathering, particularly in more recent
decades.-Boston Herald.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1904-11-25
Favored by Both Parties.

Republicans and democrats alike
praise Foley's Honey and Tar for
coughs, colds and all throat and lung
troubles, and no other remedy can
compare with it. 1t is safe and sure.
F. T. Slater, merchant, III Main
street, Glouchester, Mass, writes:
''Foley's Honey and Tar cured me
of very bad cough which l had for
three months though other remedies
failed to benefit me. 1 can highly
recommend it for coughs and colds. I"
Sold by Pc toffice Drug Store. m
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1904-11-25

Now, Mr.. Holloway, the people
having elected you to the high office
of superintendent of public instruction
thus placing the welfare of the child
rem of the state in your hands, it is
due them that you at once, and
without further delay, clear up the
charges which have been made
against you. Do not longer prove
recreant to the trust md confidence
bestowed upon you.-Madison New
Enterprise.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1904-11-25
A Side Remark About the Doctor.

Advertising is universal, whether it
is in print or otherwise. The doctor
who cries out against advertising is
anxious TO have ali of the old ladies
and nurses put their heads over the
back fence and tell their neighbors
what a magnificent physician he is.
They love TO advertise when it is
free.-LaFayette Young in Des
Moines Capital.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1904-11-25

The southwest leg was broken from
one OF the stools n the Ocala Banner
composing room several days ago.
We are thinking seriously of having
the same repaired, and shall be pleas
ed to receive sealed lids for the con-
tract from a m. to p. m Nov. 81.
Specifications are now on file and
may be seen by parties contemplate
lug making estimates Apply at the
Ocala Banner office.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1904-11-25

The Elk Cafe is arranging@private
dining rooms up stairs over the main
dining room. They are being nicely
papered and furnished in up-to-date
style. Max Neuberger, the popular
proprietor, believes in having only
the best of everything, and as a con-
sequence The Elk is becoming one OF
the best and most favorably known
place in the state by the travelling
fraternity.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1904-11-25
Men Must Have Leaders.

The human families want to be led
and be told. You let men tell you
what ticket you are to vote and let a
politician tell you the same old anec-
dotes he has told you many times be-
fore, and you 60 and vote the ticket.
Men must be led. 1t is leadership
that directs the movement of others.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1904-11-25
Mother EVs's Troubles.

Il don't like the autumn" sighed
good mother Eve.
why not" queried Adam, upon
whom she lavishel her wifely affec-
tiOns.
Because" she said modestly, TAX
ing a survey of her fgIeaf skirt,
ones garments fade sO.''
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1904-11-25
Sorghum Time.

1 love to watch the sorghum cane
Get crushed With might and main;
l love to see the creamy juice
Into barrel let loose;
| love to see it simmering
In pans down by the spring;
But best OF all / love to spread
The syrup on my bread.
Milwaukee Journal.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1904-11-25
Jordan Ecllpsed

Autumn is here with her beauty;
spreads her cool mantle over
mother earth as the sun sinks behind
the horizon of this sweet land of ours.
Hopper correspondence Barbours-
Vile Ky. Advocate.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1904-11-25

Debs, the socialist party candidate,
received over 600, 900 votes in the last
election, while 4years ago his vote did
not reach 100, 1000. The vote is four
per cent of the vote cast. Over
100. 900 of the votes came out of In
diana and Illinos. 1t is a political
straw that will give some clue TO the
last defeat.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1904-11-25

How easy 1t Is TO attract a great
mob of people! Let somebody 60 out
with a rope and holler ''hang him."
and half the people on the fair
grounds would follow him. Men like
10 have some one to point the way.
An attractive advertisement very
frequently attracts a crowd the same
as the man with a rope in his hand.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1904-11-25

Judge Parker has been appointed a
commissioner in condemnation pro-
ceedings to acquire dock and wharf
age rights of sundry east river piers.
Job days $40 a sitting, and there's
little else to do but sit on the pier and
fish for eels. Thus in politics even de-
feat brings its compensation, some
times.-New York Telegram.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1904-11-25

Mr.. Sam Teague.is back from the
South Florida fair and says that the
fruit and cattle displayss5Zis J5simply
marvellous. He says if any one wants
% see what prodigeous, strides
Florida is making, a visit ssto theTfair
viii give him an ocular demonstration
Of N.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1904-11-25

The advertisement in the newspa-
pers begin to. tell of the beautiful
Christmas things and the shop win
dows will soon begin to display them.
Then the strenuous life will begin.
Watch the animated faces of the
children and the watchful anxiety of
the mothers. The Christmas tide has
its strenuous side second only to ma
tional election.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1904-11-25

A. Toepperwein, the Texas rife
shot, broke his own and the worlds re-
cord at st. Louis last week by break
ing 35O7 flying targets in rapid sue
cession with % rifle.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1904-11-25

They are still endeavoring to ex-
plain why the election went as it did.
The coroner has held the inquest, but
the jury can't agree on a verdict
Atlanta Journal.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1904-11-25

Speaking Of the South Florida fair
Capt. Rose, state chemist, who was
i'm Ocala Saturday, said it was a fine
exhibit and if Smade permanent and
located in some centralIcity Ewould
help more than any ;otherL factor in
the development of the state. Let's
act on Capt. Roses suggestion, locate
the fair at Ocala and make it a per-
manent thing.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1904-11-25

Mr.. Oliver Buckner Howse has re-
recently returned from a trip TO Kis-
simmee. He says the activity dis
played there in wrapping, packing
and shipping oranges is a reminder
of Marion county prior to the great
freeze. Four pack ng houses are
located in Kissimmee and a train load
of oranges are shipped out daily.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1904-11-25

Minnesota gave $4,000 plurality for
Roosevelt and a handsome plurality
for Johnson, the democratic guberna
toriol candidate. Speaking of it the
Minneapolis Times says that it sis
hopeful sign-this independence in
politics. 1t means that the people
think hard when they find themselves
in the polling booth with the ballots
spread out before them; that they let
their cOnsciences work while they
mark their ballots" Some of these
days the party handouts are going to
be freed from the hands of voters and
good men are going to be given Of
fee and bad men left to mind their
cOnsciences at home.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1904-11-25

on account of the shortage in the
national treasury, a twenty million
dollar loan is contemplated. Perhaps
this is the price for some of that
eastern influence and support.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1904-11-25

Mr.. j. A. Pittman, of the furniture
firm of Pittman * Son, issat present
an Citrus county shipping the oranges
from his grove near Inverness. EThe
quality of his fruit is excellent and
he has disposed OF the entire crop at
good figures to local,dealers.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1904-11-25

Whom the Lord loveth he ohasteneth.' Just
nov, the democratic party seem 10 be II e.
pecial favor-Atlanta Journal
The same books says 1.-THE Lord
loveth a cheerful giver," and the
trusts gave not sparingly but cheer
fully. So there you are.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1904-11-25

The recent election made one thing
clear that a democratic candidate
from New York polls no more votes
i'm New YORK state than if he were
from Nebraska or any other state.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1904-11-25

The New York Packer says: that
Florida papers are using this weather
bureau pick up line in describing
the orange crop: Bright and fair"
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1904-11-25

Europe expresses satisfaction with
the result of our election. Europe
isn't going to run amuck against the
big stick by expressing dissatisfac-
ton with Teddy.-Atlanta Journal.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1904-11-25

Can't. Rose, state chemist, and ex-
Senator Newton Bitch, state inspec-
tor of convicts, were in Ocala yester-
day and visited the Marion Farms.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1904-11-25

Cooks are paid more than teachers,
slys the census bureau. But then
the average stomach holds more than
the average head.-Atlanta Journal.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1904-11-25

Port Arthur reports a young Rus
sian rival of HObsOn's. He Is TO be
congratulated if the Russian girls are
a. prettv as ours.-Atlanta Journal.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1904-11-25

The fruit exhibit at the South Flor
ida fair Is a vision of beauty. Ii
shows that Florida still holds the
citrus belt.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1904-11-25

Thou, my friend, would like to know
Why fair roses blush and blow
In baby's cheeks? I'll tell thee.
They're nCurished by Teethina, see!
"TEETAINA" (teething powders
overcomes and cOunteracts the effect
of the summers heat, aids digestion,
regulates the bowels and relieves
much suffering and dread.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1904-11-25

The Elks have formed a state
organization. MIR. II. B. McFarlane,
of Tampa, was made president, and
Rev. Henry w. Little, of Ocala, vice
president, Ar Geo. r. Mexican, also
of Ocala, is on the executive commit
tee.
The next annual meeting will be
held in Ocala the latter part of May
1905.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1904-11-25

Who would have thought that this
early in her history Ocala would be
found supporting an SPACE Sunday
daily. But a good paper like the
Ocala Banner can accomplish Won
go~e
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1904-11-25

New York department stores it is
claimed lose s35O,OOO yearly by the
deity hands of fashionable shop lift
ers. The proprietors are demanding
that the refined, fashionable kleptO-
maniac shall be classed by the courts
as a plain, ordinary, everyday thief.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1904-11-25

Miss Mary p. Anderson and Miss
sara Harris, two of Ocala's most
beautiful and fascinating young la
dies, are in Crystal River, the guests
of Mrs.. e. F. Herrick.-Crystal River
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1904-11-25

The editor of the Jacksonville Sun
il launching forth onSthe broad field
ct metaphysical speculation. He
says thought Is spiritual essence
in big capital letters-and .uncre-
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1904-11-25

A correspondent of the Baltimore
Sun, speaking from a democratic
standpoint says tat honorable men
who voted for principle have no
necessity for apology.-Jacksonville
Metropolis.
Well, who's apologizing?
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1904-11-25

Hon. George ". Wilson, editor OF
the Times-CniOn says the South
Florida fair Is great.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1904-11-25

We are sorry that Marion day at
the South Florida fair falls on Thanks
giving day.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1904-11-25

The exhibit of fruits at the fair is a
marvel. South Florida put her best
foot foremost
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1904-11-25

The travel to Florida is setting in
early this year.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1904-11-25

T.. Laud-Brown, of Tampa, cannot
b. praised too highly.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1904-11-25

Near.y every town IN Florida is
making forward strides.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1904-11-25

The marriage bells promise to ring
out merrily this winter.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1904-11-25

The repairs on the Ocala House are
moving along now quite rapidly.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1904-11-25

Baldwin viii 90 back TO California
with his air-ship but he will return
by rail
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1904-11-25

South Florida viii soon be as thick
~ settled a. Italy
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1904-11-25

Ocala symDathizes with Lakeland
I'M her bank failure.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1904-11-25
HERE AND THERE.

The eagle screamed,
The rooster c-Owed,
And most of Us
I-tOld-yOu-sOed.
Indianapolis News.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1904-11-25

Florida started the political sur
prises in the retirement Of Col. Bob
Davis.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-02-01
CORNELL'S TRACK TEAM ACTIVE.
Entered in Number of Meets in February
and March,

Ithaca. n Y. Jan. Sl.-Corneu will BE well repre-
scented in the Boston Athletic Club meet on Feb
ruary ls by relay team OF quarter miers and sew
eral men in open contests. The relay team will
compete agains; Amherst Cairns and Ketchum
entered in the hurdles. Porter In the weights
and Schutt and Magoffn IN the distance runs.
The work for the last ten days has been inter-
rupted by the midyear examinatio and extreme
cold weather. but the trainer. Moakey. has yet two
weeks for hard work. and ought TO put the men In
good trim. In Captain Warren. 90 Cornell lost one
Of her best relay men. whose place Il will be hard
10 ILL., OveTman. Sears. Gallup Wallis. Rogers and
Herr. the last two being promising freshmen. are
the men available fer the relay team Most OF them
arc seasoned runners and all fest the board
track. Cairns and ketchum sure point winners,
IS covering ground In excellent time, and ought to
win the leo yards easily.
Besides this. Cornell VIII enter tn. Georgetown
games on February 20 and on the same night those
At Buffalo in the 5gth Regiment Armory. At wash
ingtOD mile relay team VIII against Column
bia- 4 three-coruered meet has been arranged with
syracuse University ana the 18th Regiment at
Buffalo. The dashes. middle distance runs hurdles
pole vault. high Jump and shot put comprise the
contests on March y the nrst OF three relay
VIII ~ nun when a team or half milers viii go TO
the Greater New-iork Irish American Athletic As
ISOLATION meet. The men to go VIII probably De
picked from Correlis cross country team. which
March 70 the Tthacans will run in the fourmile In
tercoilegiate championship ~ tho New-NcTk Ath-
lctic Club meet held IN Madison Square Garden, and
on the 18th viii have the Pennsylvania and toluun-
ba ralf-ml--s for opponents az the 18th Regiment
A dual meet Win the University Of Michigan on
Each team will Be composed OF fifteen men. The
outdoor season includes dual meets with Syracuse
Pennsylvania and, Princeton Ar attempt 70 bring
the Cornell and Harvard teams together proved IN