The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1904-10-27

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but he will be no use for campaign
representatives Star.
The fellow who rocked the boat last
summer Is now hunting deer up in the
Observation-Disclosures Post
Dowie says he proposes 20 journey TO
Jerusalem on an ass. II is always
safer to travel In Observation-Disclosures
Post.
Third Secretary Gurney's ine hav-
Ing been RENTED. he saved S2o. His
losses are MISUNDERSTANDING
Eagle.
The Gar II going for "a fortnlght's
shooting" There Is said 20 be very
good shooting In Observation-Disclosures
Herald.
Even diplomats should understand
that there is n difference between I'm
munity and ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
Post.
Our latest and biggest new battle
ship seems TO have got In Just ahead
Of the international peace conference.
Boston Herald.
The Mormons In Salt Lake City are
celebrating the seventy-1fth ~annivers-
airy OF their multiplication table,
Birmingham News.
Kuropatkin's offensive movement
backward Is designed to foil the
enemy by leaving him with nobody to
nght-Chicago News.
IL Is about time for the goose-bone
weather prophet 10 come along aud
tell us what kind OF winter we are 60
Ing 10 haye.-Sayannah News.
The coal man and the ice man have
struck an Alfonso and CASTOR atti-
tude. VIII the weather man act as
umpire?-Atlanta Constitution.
An American helress has just died
In London. leaving Sl.0Co.O00. but no
husband. Some women are so thought.
iess.-Jacksonvlile Times Union.
The British Tibetan expedition has
left Lhnssa. That was because the
British couldn't take II with them. But
they will rcturn.-Boston Globe.
II Is comparatively easy 10 make a
dash for the pole. II is the getting
back that Is likely to be n slow proc.
~ess.-washIngton Evening Star.
Chicago should have more night
schools. II there were more accom-
modations OF this character there
would be fewer hold-ups.-Chicago
Post.
With General Corbln fighting Cupid
and Mr. Roosevelt crusadlng against
race suicide. the average army officer
II under u warm flre.-Blrmlngham
News.
Eyeglass insurance has been started
I'm New York. Eventually n citizen
may be able TO insure his pocketknlfe
and plug OF tobacco. kansas City
Times.
Experience has shown that when n
japanese army disappears" n Rus.
sian army somewhere or other Is like
ly to 1nd IL unexpectedly.-Chicago
Chronicle.
Mr.. ]. Pierpont Morgan denies the
report that he Is going TO retire from
business. Owners OF railroads viii
continue 10 spike them down.-Savan-
nah News.
With the water shut or. the coal
bin empty and the gas bill due. Port
Arthur is in a position to ~sympathlze
with some OF the rest OF us.-MInne-
Rpolis Times.
Old DIR. Smith. the Mormon Prcsi.
dent, points out triumphantly that
there nre no race suicide and divorce
problems in Observation-Disclosures
Constitution.
A Sunday school In Philadelphia
gives trading stamps for regular at
tendance. Anybody could guess whose
store the stamps are good in.-Cincin-
natl Enquirer.
United States Treasurer Roberts
assertion that $40 bills are popular Is
undoubtedly true. and the more n fell
low has OF them the better he feels
San Francisco Chronicle.
Perhaps those Yellowstone Park
bears killed that man and boy as a
protest against the yarns told about
their tameness by the wild-animals-I-
haven't-met school.-New York Sun.
Russian authorities should be wise
TO the fact that nothing makes the
American eagle scream more promptly
or more vocIfcrously than interference
with the United States mail.-Phila-
delphla Inquirer.
The Intervention OF society In behalf
OF the Hon. Hugh Quincy Is likely to
create an abnormal demand for cy-
clone cellars about the time the news
reaches Colonel watterson.-Philadel.
phia North American.
A New Jersey man who hadn't
spoken to n woman for thirty-seyen
years has married n widow. and II he
lives long enough there's a woman
who will speak TO him for thlrty-seven
year-Memphls Commerclal-Appral
One OF New York's police judges has
solemnly held that n street-car con-
ductor has no right to kick a passen-
ger In the stomach. Conductors will
hereafter Kick passengers In the face
only.-Elklns CIV. ya.) News.
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