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The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-04-13
AVOID SUBSTITU TIES.

When you ask for Duffy's Pure Malt Whiskey be sure you get the genuine. It Is the only absolutely pure medicinal Whiskey. Sold in sealed bottles only; never in flask or bulk. Look for the trade mark, the "Old Chemist" on the label and be certain the seal over the cork is anbroken.
 All druggists and grocers, or direct. S.0O A bottle. Medical booklet free. Duffy Malt WhisI1ey O.. Rochester. New York
Middletown transcript., 1904-04-16
MRS. LYDIA A. PRICE.

Mrs, Lydia A. Price, widow OF the late
Samuel Price, died at her residence on
West Main street on Monday afternoon
at two o'clock in the 84th year of her age,
after an illness of several years. Mrs.
Price was one OF Middletown's oldest
residents, and was the daughter Of Rich
ard and Mary Lockwood, and was united
in marriage to Mr.. Samuel Price, of Cecil
County, Md, in 1887. Mrs. Price re-
membered her Creator in the days of her
youth, and united with the Episcopal
Church, and was devout worshipper at
devine service as well as regular attend
ant when her health permitted. We
may truly say the majesty of death has
again triumphed over the vicissitudes OF
life, and her immortal soul has returned
to God who gave it. She is survived by
six children, John Price, of Kent county,
Nd, Edwin J. of Philadelphia; George
w., Richard L., Samuel and one daugh-
ter, Miss Mary L., of this town. She also
leaves two brothers, Richard 7. of St.
Michaels, Md, John j., of Chesterville,
Md, and one sister, Mrs. M. R. Clayton,
of this town. Funeral services were held
in st. Anpe's Church, at o'clock Thurs
day afternoon, Rev. W. J. Wilkie;Tofi
cia.ing; interment in st. Anne's Gene
terry, near town. The pall-bearers were:
Messrs. Thos. E. Hurn, M. N. Willis, ].
F. McWhorter, Joshua Clayton. Jas. R.
Hoffecker and ]. M. Rothwell.
Middletown transcript., 1904-04-16
CHURCH NOTES


The Easter music which vas rendered
by the choir Of the Forest Presbyterian
Church, will be repeated on tomorrow
Sunday, at the morning and evening ser.
vices. All cordially invited.
Rev. G. I. Wyatt, pastor, will preach
in Bethesda NJ Z. Church tomorrow,
both morning and evening. Morning, to
the young converts, subject, "wiIl We
also go away2" Evening subject, "Christ
in you the hope Of glory"
Bethesda Epworth League meets in
the lecture room of the M. E. Church
every Sunday evening at 6.45 o'clock.
Everybody is invited to attend. The
topic for tomorrow evening is: ',The
Transforming Power OF Christ" Rom. 12:
IL; Phil. 3:20-2l. Leader, Mrs. Charles
s. Montgomery.
The Young Peoples Society OF Chris
tian EEdeavor Of Forest Presbyterian
Church, meets every Sunday evening at
As o'clock. A cordial invitation is ex-
tended to everybody. The topic for to-
morrow evening is: "How Christ Trans-
forms Lives" Rom. 1912; Phil. 3:2O-2l.
Leader, 0. NJ. Matthews.
Middletown transcript., 1904-04-16
MRS. Bork1x GETS LIFE IMPRISONMENT

Mrs. Cordelia Botkin must 90 to Jail
Tor life for numbering Mrs. John P. Dun
ming and Mrs. Deane of Dover by sending
them poisoned candy through the mails
The jury at San Francisco Cal. in the case
came ia at II. 30 O'Clock Thursday even
ing of last week with verdict of guilty
of murder in the first degree. The PEN
atty was fixed at imprisonment for life.
This is the second time she has been
convicted. After charge by Judge Cook
the jury began its deliberation Mrs. Bot
kin eyinced some trepidation as the II
men who held her fate in their hands
passed her on the way to the jury room.
Leaning toward che closely scrutinized
their faces, as though to gain some COM
forting clew or glance from one OF them
that might betokep kindness. After
several hours deliberation the jury came
in with the verdict.
Middletown transcript., 1904-04-16
sASSAFRAS

Mr.. Harry Griffith visited Middletown
on Wednesday.
Mrs. Laura Townsend is the guest Of
Mrs. Phemies Jones.
We were all very sad to learn of Mr..
Stephen Boyer's death.
Mr.. w. Comegys, of Millington, visited
Sassafras on Wednesday.
Easter music was repeated by many
church choirs on Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Fillingame visited
Middletown on Saturday.
Mrs. Phemies Jones is still very sick
we are very sorry to report.
Mrs. Belle Caulk was the guest Of Mrs.
Caroline Johns on Wednesday.
Mr.. Alexander T. Laws was the guest
Of the Messrs. Johns on Saturday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frederick Robinson are
entertaining Philadelphia relatives.
Mr.. Robert Johnston entertained Sheriff
Register, of Chesteitown, several days
last week,
Mrs. Robert S. Griffith was entertained
Wednesday by Mrs. Rachel Stradley.
near Colts.
There were several fish wagons in town
on Tuesday with great quantity of fine
shad and white perch.
Mrs. Robert s. Griffith and Mrs. John
F. Ernest were guests of Mr.. and Mrs.
Elwood Robinson on Sunday.
The new pastor, Rev. Mr.. Smoot, of
the NJ. E. Church preached on Sunday
afternoon and all were pleased with him.
Mrs. Rachel Stradley was entertained
several days last week by her sister, Mr.
and Mrs. Archer Biggs, Of near Chesa-
peake City.
Miss Mollie Othoson and Mr.. T. Otho-
son entertained the Mite Society of the
NJ. E. Church on Thursday evening.
There was very large attendance and
most elegant collation. was served after
business was transacted.
Mrs. John F. Ernes. was entertained
on Wednesday by her sister, Mr.. and
Mrs. John r. H. Price, Of near Warwick,
who has just returned from a several
weeks visit to her sister, Mrs. Daniel
Mitchell, of Atlantic City.
Mr.. and Mrs. John F. Ernest enter
tanned the Aid Society of the NJ. P.
Church on Wednesday evening. Ten
new members joined that evening. This
Aid Society has been in existence for
over twenty-five years and is in a flourish
ing condition. After the business of the
evening was enacted and nearly all the
old officers reelected, all were invited TO
the dining-room where an elegant COLA
tion was served.
Middletown transcript., 1904-04-16
WARWICK

Herring are retailing for l24 cents per
dozen.
Mrs. H. G. Aiken spent Monday with
her mother.
Snow fell on Thursday the l4th inst,
and lasted about an hour.
The martin and robin are to be heard
from early morn till sunset.
Junior Christian Endeavor prayer meet.
ing tomorrow afternoon at O'Clock.
Miss Maude Simmons was the guest Of
her grandparents, Mr.. and Mrs. William
Price. last Monday.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. H. Dickerson -eele.
brated their fiftieth wedding anniversary
last Tuesday evening.
Mrs. James Savin and children, of near
Elkton, were entertained at the home of
her parents last Sunday.
Mrs. Joseph Dulaney, of Baltimore. is
soiourning at the home of her mother.
Mrs. Rachel Merritt, On Elk street.
Messrs. James s. Merritt, Jr., of Colts.
and Kenrsth Price, of Wilmington, were
the guests of Mr.. Charles s. Price ON
Sunday.
Washington Camp, No. 8, P. of s. of
A.. held its regular business meeting last
Wednesday evening with about 60 mem.
bers present. After the business was
transacted, refreshments consisting of
cake, pie, lemonade and milk were served
also. cigars. Camp No. 8, of Middletown.
was well represented.
The citizens OF our town are inclined To
believe that the county is going to spend
all of its loose change on our sister towns
and pass poor Warwick by as it has been
doing for the past several years. A Ger
tain amount of money is Appropriated
each year to towns within a stones throw
of Warwick for street Improvement
Warwick receives a donation of perhans
a half dozen loades of gravel which
might as we'll be left in the Dit for the
good it does. but if they were backed
with "a few more dozen loads it wouId
reflect credit upon the County Comm;s-
sions. as we'll as our town, and our streets
would not present marsh scene.
"
Middletown transcript., 1904-04-16
OBITUARY
srEpHEr BOYER

The death of Mr.. Stephen Boyer oc-
CURED at the residence OF his niece, Mrs.
Elizabeth yanghn On West Main street
at 10 o'clock, Tuesday night. Mr.. Bower
had been failing in health for l"hg
time, a,II ior the p;tst week had been
critically i'll, and his relatives and friends
realized that he was gradually sinking
and the end was near. Mr.. Boyer was a
man with a large circle of friends and
greatly beloved by many, and in his
death this community loses one of its
best citizens and many of our people a
true friend. Deceased was aged 76 years.
He was born in Kent county, Md,
March 3Ist, 1928. and for many years
was one of the best known farmers and
most extensive land owners Of the East
ern Shore, where he spent the greater
portion OF his useful life. About ten
years ago Mr. Boyer moved to Middle-
town, where he has lived retired life.
Since the death of his devoted wife
which occurred on June 1st, 1902, he has
resided with his niece, Mrs. Elizabeth
Vaughan on West Main street. Mr.. Boyer
was-a Democrat, and was twice elected to
the Legislature in Maryland, in 1868 and
again in 1876. He was a yestryman OF
st. Clements P. E. Church, at Massey,
Md, and also a vestryman of St. Anne's
this town, and was an upwright,
christian man. His funeral took place
Friday, at one O'Clock, services being
held in st. Anne's Church; interment
being made at the Homestead" near
Massey, Md. The pail bearers were J.
B. Foard, 7. E. Hurn, Dennis Nowland,
W. R. Cochran, NJ. N. Willis and Joseph
Biggs.
Middletown transcript., 1904-04-16
PERSONALITIES

Mr.. Edward Steele visited his parents
at Henderson on Wednesday.
Senator Alrichs, of Glasgow, paid our
Office brief call on Monday.
Miss Edith Alice is spending sometime
with relatives in Wilmington.
Mr.. Edward Vaughan, OF Philadelphia,
is the guest Of relatives in town.
Mrs. Conlyn Eliason, Of Baltimore, is
the guest Of Mrs. Margaret Clayton.
Miss Mamie Atkins, of Laurel, is the
guest of her sister, Mrs. G. T. Wyatt.
Mr.. Edwin r. Cochran, Sr., is critically
ill at his home on South Broad street.
Miss Hamman, OF Townsend, has ac-
cepted position with Miss Lily Scott.
Mr.. Albert Alexander, Of Wilmington,
was the guest of relatives in town Sunday.
Miss Minnie Messick, of Cecilton, was
the gnest of Miss Mary Adkins on Sun
day.
Mr.. and Mrs. Theodore Leonhart re-
turned from their wedding tour on Mon
day.
Mrs. Edward Price, of Philadelphia, is
spending few days with Miss Mary
L. Price.
Mr.. Ernest Solway, of Elkton, was the
guest of his parents. Mr.. and Mrs. John
Solway, on Sunday.
Mrs. Deyaul Gibbs, OF Philadelphia, is
visiting her mother, Mrs. William Lock-
wood. on Green street.
Mr.. r. p. Hofecker, Jr., editor of the
Smyrna Times, was welcome visitor TO
our Office on Thursday.
Miss Louise Echenhofer, of Camden.
N. j., was the guest OF her sister, Mrs.
Albert Price, several days this week.
Mr.. George Goldsborough and sons,
Earl and Osborne, and Mr.. Samuel Buck
worth, were in Wilmington Saturday.
Miss Nettie Kemp who has been en-
ployed as typewriter with the ]. C. Par
ker & Son Co., for the past two years, has
accepted position in Wilmington.
Middletown transcript., 1904-04-16
ODESSA

Rev. ]. NJ. Arters visited the City oi
Brotherly Love on Monday.
Mrs. ]. w. Mccoy returned Wednesday
after spending few days in Wilmington.
Mrs. George E. Coppage was a Viii.
| miDgton visitor Wednesday and Thurs.
day.
Mrs. ]. W. Watkins spent a few days
last week with her sister who is very i'll
in Smyrna.
Miss Viola Cleaver returned last week
after an extended visit with friends in
Wilmington.
Miss Nellie Long left town Monday for
Wilmington where she will be employed
by her brother.
Miss George G. Enos, of Wilmington,
spent Sunday with her parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. Joseph III. Enos.
Miss Mary Mcclellan returned to Ches-
ter, Pa, Monday after a pleasant visit
with relatives in town.
The Woman's Home Missionary Society
was entertained on Wednesday evening
by Mrs. Joseph II. Enos.
Cyrus P. Keen has returned TO Port
Deposit, Md, after spending sometime
with his parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Gardner
Keen.
Mr. and Mrs. Columbus Watkins, Jr.,
of Philadelphia. were entertained at the
home of his father, MIR. G, Watkins, Sr.,
on Sunday.
All members of Washington Camp,
No. IL, P. o. s. OF A., are requested to
be present at special meeting on Mon
day evening, April 18th, at 7.30 P. NJ.
On Wednesday night of last week the
Ladies' Aid Society held its regular
business meeting in the lecture room of
the NJ. E. Church. After business
pleasant time was spent socially.
The fifth and last of the Star Course
Entertainments under the auspices of
the P. O. S. of A., win be given Wednes-
day evening. April 10th, when the Phila-
delphia Quartet & Concert Co., will give
their entertainment. After the enter
tainment supper will be held in the
lower room of the hall.
Middletown transcript., 1904-04-16

single windows assuring ample light.
The Kitchens VIII be- large and spacious,
well lighted with an entrance to tile base
ment- Both houses viii be equipped
with novelty heaters, and arranged in
such manner az only to require one
pipe for eacl. dwelling. A porch s BY 80
feet will grace the fronts Of the houses
and on each side tive porches will be
bailt by Ii feet six inches. When com
pleted these dwellings win be the most
cozy and modern small houses in town,
and no doubt viii be in great demand
when Mr.. Deyalinger offers them for
rent. The one adjoining Mr.. DeValinger's
residence will be occupied by his son,
while the other will lie for rent.
Middletown transcript., 1904-04-16
LAND DISPUTE IN BLAcxB1RD HUNDRED

Mr.. Joseph Roberts.of near Middletown
has been surveying the land between the
farms Of J. P. Hudson, OF Smyrna, known
as the s.Log Landing Farm" and Mr..
Colen Ferguson . farm at Blackbird Land
ing in order to establish q line. This
land had beer, in dispute for some time.
A. an early date he will submit his work
q the following commissioners: J. B.
Foard. Chairman. Middletown; =. n.
Moore, Odessa. D. w. Corbit' odessa;
Can't. George Virgins, Townsend; George
MI. Hart. Townsend.
Middletown transcript., 1904-04-16
Sunday School Reorganizsa.

Friendship Sunday School near Black
bird was re-organized last Sunday, and the
following officers were elected for the
ensuing year. Superintendent, John A.
Latta; assistant superintendent, Thomas
Jones; secretary, Abram Staats; treasurer,
j. d. Reynolds; organist, ]. E. Latta;
assistant organist, Miss Florence Jarrel;
librarian, G. A. Bell; assistant librarian,
Miss Florence Jarrei. The school also
elected Miss Katharine Keiser as dele
gate TO the State Sunday School Conven.
tion to be held at Laurel, April 2iss and
22nd.
Middletown transcript., 1904-04-16
TOWNSEND
DR.. T. A. Enos visited Baltimore til

DR.. T. A. Enos visited Baltimore thii
week.
Mrs. Lee MaloneY was in Wilmingtt
Monday.
Mrs y. P Hutchinson spent Wednes
day in Smyrna.
Mr.. Harry Hollis. of Wilmington,
spent Sunday in town.
Mrs. w. w. Lyman visited Wilmington
/ from Wednesday to Friday.
Mr.. Richard Hodgson and children
spent Sunday with his mother in Sassa-
fras.
Mr. Shepard Morris and wife, OF Sassa.
fras, spent Tuesday with Mrs. W. N.
Watts.
Archibald Finley, of Philadelphia,
visited his mother, Mrs. Emma Finley,
Sunday.
Mr.. Levi Wilson, of Georgetown,
visited his brother, Mr.. James Wilson,
this week.
Miss Lena Stats, Of Middletown, spent
Sunday with her parents, Mr.. and Mrs.
j. z. Stats.
Miss Sallie Hollis, OF Wilmington,
spent Sunday with Mr.. George M. D.
Hart and family.
Mr.. Elmer Pritchard, of Philadelphia,
is now home recuperating from recent
attack of appendicitis.
Mr.. FINLEY Scott and Mr.. Ralph Van
Dyke spent Sunday with Mr.. Horace
VanDyke. near Smyrna.
Surveyors of the proposed trolly line
from Middletown to Smyrna reached
Townsend on Wednesday.
Mr.. George Hart is building an annex
to his store occupied by W. T. Devalin-
ger, to be used as a meat shop.
The teachers OF the Townsend Public
Schools attended a meeting of the
Teachers Association held in Newark
Saturday.
Mr.. Thomas Bratton and daughter,
Mrs. Joseph Daniels, attended the fun
eral Of Mr.. Bratton's sister in Whining
ton Wednesday.
Mrs. Anna Allen, of Midlletown, spent
several days this week with her father,
Mr.. James Wilson, who has been very
sick but is now somewhat improved.
G. R. spaid Superintendent of Schools
of New Castle County, gave an illustrated
lecture on the Shenandoah Valley and
Luray Cavern, Friday evening, April
18th.
The farmhouse of Mr.. Jacob VanDyke,
who lives about four miles from town,
caught fire Tuesday. Fortunately the fire
was discovered and distinguished before
much damage was done.
Cary Foxwell who has been clerking
for w. T. DeValinger has accepted a
position with Richard Brockson, Black
bird. William Bramble succeeded Mr.. |
Foxwell with DeValinger.
Middletown transcript., 1904-04-16
DON'T srop THE MAIL MEN

Drivers of wagons should mind that all
United States mail carriers have the
right OF way in public highways when on
duty. They cannot be driven into bitches
by heavily loaded wagons without viola.
ton Of the United States mail law, and
if collision is made by so doing and the
mail delayed it viii not be long there
after until a deputy United States mar
sl,al will be looking for certain parties
who win answer to roll call at United
States court. The law applies not only
when meeting a vehicle, but applies as
well when the mail man makes an effort
to pass.
Middletown transcript., 1904-04-16
nrurrista After Offenders

steps will be taken to enforce the phar-
macy laws of the State At "a meeting
of the State Board Of Pharmacy Ihulsuay
James W. Lattomus was selected as
attorney 70 assist IN finding ont the OF
fenders II Il said there are many people
ii ali parts 81 the State pfactlcIng pnar,
mscy /, 81 without having passed the required
examinations. m As fast as they are found
tbev viii le prosecuted # necessary.
Thsv M have i bee., warned repeatedly.
Middletown transcript., 1904-04-16

Boys 2pece Suts and pants Age to Is Goods
that made sell and fully worth it. Goats double
breasted plain Norfolk Suits in this lot We have marked
them for quick se $3.50 Can't last long at this price One of
the greatest bargains we've offered
Boys 2pece Suits pants. Age to 16 years All
marked S2 sell and fully worth this amount Coats
double with belts gray brown and blue This
lot of suits will not last long at this price
Middletown transcript., 1904-04-16
FARMERS. ATTENTION

We are now prepared to fill all
orders for High Grade Fertiliz-
ers for Spring Planting from our
warehouse, Middletown, Del.
JESSE [. SHEPHERD.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-01-07
@ES|lfElIk ||lESlk! ~ |zlE9Ezz zzg zM[S2E|

Students and teachers holiday rates
season 19O3-1904-The following round
trip rates and arrangements are au-
thorized for the sale Of tickets to stu
dents and teachers of educational in
stiutions. Rate-Opem rate cf one
and onethird fares for the round trip
-Territory-All points in Arkansas,
Texas, Missouri, Oklahoma and Indian
Territory, also all points in Colorado
east of and including Denver, Colorado
Springs, Pueblo and Trinidad. All
points in Illinois on and west of the
Chicago-St. Louis line Of the Illinois
Central railroad. All points in Iowa,
Kansas. Michigan. Upper Peninsular).
Minnesota, Nebraska, North and South
Dakota and Wisconsin. Conditions
Tickets to be sold only ON presentatlea
Of certificate OF proper officer OF the
educational institution with which the
applicant is connected, certifying TO
the fact that party named therein is a.
regular teacher or student and is go.
ing home for vacation. Minimum rate
will be one (s10o) dollar.
Yours truly,
s NJ. DICKEY. Agent.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-01-07
pRAGA's WARDROBE is SOLD
Queen Of Servia Possessed Extensive
Collections Of Garments.

A public auction sale Of the effects
OF the assassinated King and Queen
of Servia was held recently in Bel
grade, among which the following arti-
cles, constituting the wardrobe OF
Queen Draga, were sold. The inven-
tory included also the queens white
wedding gown # silk, embroidered
with myrtle blossoms:
Nineteen sleeping robes Of silk and
batiste.
Twenty street dresses in vari-
Gus colors, principally gray.
Nine silk street dresses in various
eolors, principally gray.
Five street dresses Of velvet.
Four evening dresses in various
colors, principally gray.
Eighteen silk blouses.
Fourteen batiste blcuses.
One batiste waist. la artillery
lieutenant"
Nine wooden blousas.
Eleven different kinds of Jackets.
Seventeen different dressing sac
Ques.
Eight dressing gowns.
Sixteen colored petticoats.
Fourteen white silk petticoats
Ten white muslin petticoats.
Six pairs OF ladies' equestlenne
tights.
Four riding habits.
Eighteen sleeping corsets.
Twenty four nightgowns Of silk and
batiste
Eighteen hats.
Six silk shawls.
One hundred and eighty-six pairs of
shoes.
One hundred and twenty-five pairs Of
silk stockings.
Fourteen fans.
Six parasols, handles inlaid with
precious stones.
Forty-six various kinds Of wells.
Eight corsets.
Fifteen various kinds of belts.
One opera hat.
Three headdresses of silk.
Six pairs of knitted house slippers.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-01-07
A KOREAN CINDERELLA.
The Quaint story of Peach Blossom,
the Family DrudEe

IN Korea the people tell a Cinderella
story that is much more ancient than
that familiar to western people. The
key of the latter story is the slipper,
but not SO theirs. Peach Blossom the
Korean Cinderellas name, was the
family drudge. One day as the moth.
er was starting off with the fayorite
daughter to picnic she said to Peach
Blossom, You must not leave until
you have hulled bagful of rice and
filled the broken crock with water"
While sitting there bemoaning her hard
lot she heard twittering and hut-
tering Of wings. Looking up, she saw
a flock OF sparrows pecking the hulls
off the rice. Before recovering from
her surprise a little imp jumped out
of the fireplace and SO skillfully re-
utes Of work was required to fill 1t
with water. Then she went to the pic
mic and had royal time
On another occasion the mother said
'You must stay until you have pulled
up all the weeds In the fold" This
time COW came out OF the forest and
ate up the woods In ten meuthfuls.
Peach Blossom followed the COW into
the woods and was led to where there
was an abundance Of rips. luscious
fruit, Gathering n large quantity, she
went to the fete nd was the most wei
come guest. Her Jealous sister asked
about II and, on being told, determined
she would get some ef this fruit for
herself.
When the next gala day came the
sister stayed ut home and let Peach
Blossom go The COW came out Of the
woods as before. and the sister follow
cd it through tangled brier and tAorn
bushes. with the result that her face
was much scratched and her skin deep
beauty all gone.-EXchange.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-01-07

$20.05 will be in effect TO Atlanta on
February 90 and 81. return limit OF
February 2S
Portland, Ore.-Round triy rate Of
S6440 will be in effect to Portland
January to 9. inclusive. with final
return limit Il January 81.
Houseseekers excursions. - Special
round trip rates of one fare plus $500
account above to various points on
sale first and third Tuesdays until May.
Live Stock and Wood Growers asso
ciation-For the above occasion one
fare plus two dollars for the round
trip. Dates Of sale, January 6 to 8,
1901, inclusive, heturn limit January
81, 1904.
H. y. ATWOOD, Agent.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-01-07
A Lazy Man.

On hot summers day q gentleman
who was waiting for his train at one
Of our country stations asked a porter
who was lying on one Of the sea is
where the station master lived. and the
porter, not moving, lazily pointed to
the houee with his foot.
The gentleman. very much struck at
the mans laziness. said, ''lf you can
show me a lasier action than that my
good man, I'll give you two and siX-
pence
The porter, not moving an inch, re-
piled, put It in my pocket, guv'ner."-
London News.