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70 the acre than any other state in the
Union except one. In pure bred cattle
Missouri leads all other states COM
bined. Missouri honey, made from
Missouri white clover. brings higher
price than any other honey, not except
ing that made by bees frou the bass
wood Of the north and east.
After His Scalp.
Judging from the following dispatch,
dated at Providence. r. l., Jan. 8, Gov
ernor Garvin is rcdhot after the scalp
lock of your Uncle Nelson w. Aldrich:
Governor Lucius F. c. Garvin of Rhode
Island has declared war upon Senator
Nelson w. Aldrich of the Turkey State
and is working tooth and nail TO defeat
him for reelection.
II consider the defeat of Senator Aldrich
as being not only one of the possibilities,
but also one of the probabilities of the
campaign OF 1904 said Governor Garvin
today. Furthermore. think that the de-
4SdS VI lAaAB luuA ny tile uSSG.QDly Oh tSNCQ0
Island would be a magnificent victory for
the people of the state he continued.
1.-THE power which he exerts In the senate
reflects anything but credit to the peo-
pie of this state. OF course money will be
used as it was never used before by our
Republican friends. but with a threat to
punish bribery In any form wherever 1t
may be found the use OF money may be
subverted."
1t would be strange If Senator Aid
rich, who runs the United States senate
as II 1t were personal chattel, should
find that he could not control the mi.
croscopical state of Rhode Island. Oul
Uncle Nelson would probably think
some thinklets along the line Of those
once enunciated by gentleman Of the
euphonious name of O'Callaghan, who
was the section boss on the Chicago
and Alton railroad at my home town
The tale runs in this wise: Right w
against the right of way Of the rail
road there is located q Jewish GENE
terry, with heavy arch over the en-
trance bearing this philosophical leg
. end: 1.-THE Gates of Peace" Train
men had seen it so often that it had be
come familiar landmark to them
One night the fast meat train from
Kansas City to Chicago took header
at this particular spot and piled up tn,
. crushed and shattered cars until Mr.
Swift would scarcely have recognized
his lard or Mr.. Armour his bacon. Mr.
OCallaghan of blessed memory cami
hotfoot to the scene, beheld the fire.
victuals and grasped the gravity of TIN
situation. Again hotfooting, he spe,
to the railroad station and fred OF TIL
following:
p: sheehan, Division Superintendent
Slater. Mo-:
Send the wrecking train at once There.
hell to pay at 1.-THE Gates Of Peace"
4 OCALLAGEAN.
New American Citizens.
The following dispatch in the New
York Herald will make very sick
good many jingoes who have bee
claiming that none of the savages an,
! semisavages we have been taking II
(, were to be made citizens:
| IN an opinion by Chief Justice Fulle
| the supreme court of the United State
today decided that citizens of Porto Ric
ase not aliens of the United States an
that they are entitled to enter this coun
try without obstruction.
The decision was based entirely on tn
immigration act OF 1891 and took tn
ground that the Porto Ricans owe allie
glance to the United States and to n
other government.
AZ to the Missouri Democracy.
/ The Standard Of Montgomery Cit,
Mo-, stanch and able Democratic pa
per, thus sings the glories Of Aiissoul
Democracy:
The strong arm Of the law being exel
cissd for the punishment OF evil dosr
and faithless servants being prosecuted
the circuit attorney in st. Louis relen1
less in his efforts to bring the guilty I
Justice; the attorney general of the stat
before the governor OF New York for poi
session Of the alleged chief bride giver
hunted In Mexico: the governor Of tn
state issuing requisitions for the retur
Of criminals and doing everything in hi
power to uphold the majesty Of the law!
The courts and the officers thereof dom
their full sworn duty without fear c
favor!
Tho best and most economically go,
srned state in the American Union!
The lowest tax rate of any common
wealth in the United States!
Not dollar lost to the people duriil
thirty long years Of Democratic rule!
The largest school fund Of any state
the Union!
Not dollar Of public debt!
II this picture IL true according to e,
listing conditions what have Missouri an
Aissourians to be ashamed Of?
And who dares to question the acct
racy Of the paintins7
A Voice From Tsxas.
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