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Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-06-18
COMING EYENTS-e
Entertainments, Fairs. SOciabIeS of local Interest
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June 15, 16. F, IS SQueen's Daugh- ters' charity bazaar at City hall, for Sisters Of the Holy Ghost.
 June 1S.-Tirst annual picnic by Naugatuck aerie of Eagles, No $40, at Linden park.
 June 1S-C.s T. A U. state parade and field day. Athletic events and games at Driving park.
 June 1o-Dedication of A. 0. IT. monument
 June 21-C -Commencement exercises Notre Dame convent 7:SO D. m.
 June 29-Lawn fete, under the aus pices of St Mary MaGdalene's church. OakvilIe; good entertainment and dancing.
 June 24-Leap year party. by the young ladies of Brooklyn at B. A. O. hall.
 June 24-Second annual commence ment of St Thomas s school. City hall. S o'clock sharp. s9 e ss
 July 2-Carnival. Picnic and Ath- letic sports by Go ID. First Regt. Hi- bernian Rifles at the Driving park.
 July 4-Second grand carnival and picnic given by South End s. c. and Waterbury Driving association at Driving park; horse racing and athletic sports.
 July 4-Excursion by the Brooklyn Athletic Club to savin Rock and the White City Feg
 August 15 Festival bv vittorio Elm manuele II Society at Driving park.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-06-18
Send Your Hubby

and all the rest of the family off in good hUmor tomorrow morning. serve them our Java and Mocha Coffee ana sec how smiling and good natureu they'll start off to their days laDoF. Remember our Coffee Is fine bracer in the morning; if you doubt us, 1usC give it trsal and actually see TOT yourself. And, say, when they come home for the other two square meals" see that you serve them some Of our delicious 50c Tea. Of course if you want higher grade Teas, we've got them, but we mention the QUO kind because it's elegant. Once 1n great while we hear person say they do not drink either Tea or CofTee, ana If you ask them why. they'll tell you because 1t doesn't agree With theh' Say. cucumbers, strawberries, lce cream, pie, cake and lots of other good things don't agree with many people. But that's because their systems aren't as they should be- Then that's the time they should find out what is the InAtter. Either Tea or Coffee, IF <brewed right and used properly is ben eficiAl to health. We have the very best authority on beverages tell us SO. therefore it must be so. If you carry your lunch remember we are giving we'll made and very handy lunch box with each pound of our warranted good Soc Tea. And don't forget our 25c Butter: can't be beat for being the nice tasting kind.
 Phelan's T Store.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-06-18
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Brass City Liquor Go
 PAsTERNAK BROs. Props.
 2ls South Main St, opposite Grand. Branch 293 Bank St, near R. R. depot

N. Bio tickets with each purchase of any bottle in the above list for one case of Jas K. Pepper and one case of July 2. 1904.
 street, see sign Brass City,
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-06-18
The Reason

You should buy your clothing and furnishings from because you can do so much better Our clothing IS high. grade and prices low for the quality of goods. OUTING SUITS we have very large and attractive l As for Shirts Fancy Hose BeIts Neckwear Underwear Straw Hats. where will you find better stock You not do it. Be and buy every thing you will need Sunday before it too late Our delivery department be very busy but your purchase will reach you sasacto You are safe when you buy goods from
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1904-01-02

1000 The authority stated that the distinct de-
in mortality the Nineteenth century progressed
symmetrical indicate a settled and perman-
tendency The curious fact brought that the
most marked improvement is shown in the early ages
of life. From OF up to "a the Improvement
is steady that be regarded the direct result
Of law while the fact holds OF female mortal
ity for decade longer, the OF a. and in
less decided degree for the male After this age there
periods through which the ratios about the
level and in the later epochs OF life there is
evidence Of rerogresson During the first years Of the
great national prosperity that marked the nineteenth
century the effect in the lengthenng of life not
marked for prosperity not little heartess" But
later humanity and philanthropy had left their
mark in the growth Of hospitals and organizations
the of the poor and suffering, while contempor
aneously there great advance in hygiene and
surgery which also helped to extend the period of life
These developments acted with marked bene
fetal effect childhood and youth than they have upon
middle for in the later periods the inenser
and keener competition which characerizes modern life
its higher pressure and special forms of disease
Of mortality which the earlier periods of
exempt
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1904-01-02
RACE PREJUDICE WITH A VENGEANCE.

A few months ago the Russian government offered
some petroleum fields in the Caucasus for sale The
Rothschilds anxious to purchase-the houses in
France Austria Germany combining for the purpose
Of the little affair It appears that objection raised
the religion the Rothschilds the fields
being part of the country in which Jews allowed
purchasers neither Jew Gentle but mpersona
However after the had been carried through all
the Russian courts the has decided that the
Rothschilds retain this property the Caucasus
of their religion The fields to be put
Cor sale again
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1904-01-02
GOOD-MANNERED WOMEN,

which girls will do well notice remember says the
Gentlewoman.
lady, for example. will never ignore little kind
conclude that in crowd she right push
through; the time of people who i'll spare it,
the street dress only fitted to the house
riage; talk loudly in public places; torn glove
when needle and few stitches would make it all right
fail in answering letters returning visits unless
is i'll in trouble fret about the heat Cold the
the rain, the air the lack of it, engage
men and then not be there in time; complain
lily discuss personal affairs with strangers; believe
the worst rather than the best side of a story.
A lady does do any other than make the best Of
everythingthe world the weather and herself She be-
eves in the golden rule and endeavors far posi-
ble to live up to it.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1904-01-02
TOO MANY PETER PETERsoNS.

law is in process Of enactment by the Danish gov
ernment which will hopelessly prevent father from
hunting up and reclsimng prodisal SON or mother
from rescung strayng daughter, even if it does not
result onehaf of the people losing the other half The
law is very simple its face. 1t simply empowers
all Danish citizens change their There are not
names enough to so around in Denmark In Copenhagen
one person every called Hansen and then every
other fellow you meet is either Peterson or Soren-
SEN In the rural districts things are as bad, if no.
worse In one commune of 10000 inhabitants for ex
SIMPLE there only twenty different names so that
each name borne average by 1900 different per-
sons In the circumstances may doubt whether
q permssive bill meet the necessities of the case
and whether it would not be better to send the mayor
list of names with instructions to distribute them i'm
partially among the superhuous Sorensens, Petersons
md Hansens.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1904-01-02
THE EXPECTATION OF LIFE.

At session of the international Congress Of
Actuaries, held in New York the comforting fact
brought out that the improved conditions Of modern life
as shown by statistics Of the insurance companies
tending half century. have resulted in decided
increase Of the length of life of the individual
says the Scientific American The actuaries men OF
the highest professional ability and their conclu
sions based not limited observation, is
often the where important deductions drawn
from statistics but upon accumulation Of insur
date and upon careful analysis Of the census
Hence their conclusions may be accepted perfectly
reliable and accurate. c. l. LSndre OF Amsterdam, in
speaking of the results obtained his country stated
that remarkable how very constantly the insur
statistics show the expectation OF life IS increasng
the increase OF the maximum Of the expectation Of life
having risen from 461 SEA years Of and 4ss TO
b7s years for women. c. G. Warner stated that the
suits obtained in Great Britain show that whereas 1885
the annual rate of mortality Of for all ages %
Per 1000 in 1900 it had fallen to 10 per Looo while for
women had fallen in the period from 81 IL per
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1904-01-02
CONTENTM EMIT.

I envy not the famous men
OF any time or land;
Horatius may have held the bridge,
I've held Myrtilla's hand.
Though Shakespeare may have written plays
And sonnets not a few,
Yet to Myrtilla l have penned
joyous billet-doux.
Drake may have circled around the globe.
And though that pleased his TASTE
Suffice for me to have my arm :
Around Myrtillas waist
Though Sherman may have had march
From Georgia to the sea,
wedding march right up the aisle
Is good enough for me. Lille
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1904-01-02

Another year beyond recall,
The sun of 1903 has set:
Japan, Russia, Wos Oils. all,
Come and smoke the Calumet.
CHAS. T. FORAN.
:-:o..o:-:
TO THE SCHOOL BOY (whose holi-
days are over: Never mind Only about
month now until ground hog day.
90. 90
A rough house-The dug-out.
When the political pot doesn't boil over.
there is something wrong, and vice versa.
90. 90
Now, when you see a man laugh loud,
And say he's feeling good.
Just ask him II his darling wife
Isn't home cnopping wood.
Q..El..D
No dream-A mother-in-law.
(..)o-o(..)
Topeka Herald: The Lawrence Gazette
puts into words the exact opinion OF this
paper when it says: Congressman Victor
Murdoch must be a mighty busy man, or
he would come home and use a club on
the editor OF the 'Pikers' Lament column
that takes the place in the columns of
the Wichita Eagle formerly occupied by
his Kansas notes"
U-.l-i-.D
FRESH FROM THE MOLD.
lola Register: The Wichita Eagle, after
reading the statement of Chicago doc
tor that bathing is injurious without dis
putting the physicians theory, states that
it will make no change IN its own life.
=. -. -
Here is an easy one: All leap years
are presidential, but all presidential years
don't leap.
o-O..O-o
1t is said that if Observer Todd had re-
manned at home and kept his hand on
the weather throttle. instead of chasing
off on visit to Emporia. the sudden
change in the temperature would not
have occurred. However, he may feel
somewhat relieved, in spite of the many
criticisms from the general public. to
know that the coal dealers met Friday
noon when the cold wave arrived, and
voted thanks to Mr.. Todd
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1904-01-02
7 ! }

DOMESTICITY.
1.-THE sidewalk is dirty, and I wish
you would take the hose and clean IL.
said a lady to her spouse. who was
lounging around home enjoying his holi-
day yesterday.
work New Years day, you will work all
the year without a lay of. and I don't
want 10 take that chance" he said
whoever originated that statement
had a long head retorted the woman
"A year ago today l got = nice New
Years dinner, working real hard to make
1t = success and I didn't have a lay-on
during the entire year 1893. Let's go down
town and get dinner today at one Of the
hotels"
1T locks 50 stormy I don't believe we
would enjsy it, said the husband. I'll
take the hose TO the sidewalk and you get
an easy dinner. scallep the oysters. broil
a steak, fry q few potatoes. make a cup
OF coffee, and never mind the dessert"
ta-t)-fo
SAD AND PATHETIC. INDEED.
Pause. dear reader. and reflect upon the
brevity Of life. You recently passed
through q year whose date is Invisible
By four. yet which was not a leap year.
The sad and sorrowful thought TO be
impressed upon your mind is that you
Will never see another such year.
The next occasion OF this sort will be
in the year POO. when you will have
been a long time dead
Reject and mend your ways.
-(o). Oh
How many times have you fractured
that resoive7
(..)o-o(..)
The first Friday IN the year regulates
the weather. Mr. Todd cannot usurp
that function.
ID il
Some wag % telephoned to the Eagle
office Thursday night that Santa Fe pas
senger train No. Is. north bound. was one
year late. It was scheduled TO arrive at
1870 o'clock December 81 1903. but il was
late. and did not get here until January
l. 1904.
O-.-l..D
Good will is a mighty nice thing. Cash
is worth more.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1904-01-02
OKLAHOMA OUTLINES

Pond Creek firm has gotten an ele.
CANT new hearse. Now. don't all die al
once. 7a
Shawnee sold it's waterworks bonds tc
Nuveen & Co, Of Chicago. Its bid was
5000 premium.
The Newl1irk News journal claims that
Foxy Grandpa. Hooligan and P'uttinsky
live in Newkirk.
The papers have commenced drumming
up the candidates to make their an
nouncements.
A farm of 160 acres, near Billings. re-
Gently sold for $1,000 The improvements
were just the average.
Newkirk's band has been reorganized
The leader is Herb Smock. which sounds
about as good as Liberatti.
The Shawnee Traction company has
established an office. Four car loads OF
rails arrived Thursday.
The Shawnee News announces that
hereafter all cards OF thanks. obituary
notices, funeral notices. lodge and society
notices. notices OF church socials and
other entertainments must be paid for.
And concludes, All entertainments
where a charge is made, is chargeable"
A report comes from Oklahoma City
that Fred l. Wenner has asked the gov
ernor to look for his successor.
Mcclure has returned TO Washington.
Before he got out Of the territory. how
ever, another reporter had him express
ing the assurance OF statehood.
That all Catholics in Oklahoma took ad-
vantage OF the pspal permission TO eat
meat yesterday was the hope Of every
one, and more particularly the butchers.
Tom Doyle has gone 10 Washington TO
assist Texan in a statehood fight They
VIII prepare a new bill.
Chambers new opera house was open
I'd Tuesday night. Helen Gxantly was ths
bill
The Oklahoman says: oklahoma City
enters upon the new year with flying
colo-s. evidently referring TO II. jubilee
edition
Jerre Johnson fears that since the X
ray has turned a negro white ct Phils-
delphia. one Kay county town Will soon
be without an issue.
1t looks ike 1904 VIII BE- the bigges.
year III Shawnee's history. Progress has
already engaged nearly every day in
the year.
One Oklahoma City firm presented The
Ere department with bath tickets for
Christmas. Seems 70 US that :, Carrying
Goals TO Newcastle
Then the question arises. VIII Inrer-
soil and Cheroke. even make any rsso-
lUtiOnss-'
{. Porter Johnson win sr.ak :. the
Csruea's installation at shawnee to
night Porter e starting OF; TX. he
wasn't going 70 let one day OF the new
year escape his oratcrscal manipulation
TIE Republicans who have jumped onto
Delegate XcGaIr-s statehood Bill lad
better Jun, 81. s. far as ve car 80.
the bin - precisely what ~. R-rubii-
cans 4 Oklahoma tod G- Mcssufr. th.y
wanted when they E.ctse him out 70 rep
resent them In congress
Elk City Record: The devil c< this
o-sce -i.h>. 70 learn ih- grzciou. rir--
q hIs MAS gift nancy. n.tu--I bern
pix-tsE wrapped 81 yellow rfbeou with
a bow On each enc
Judge Beasrhsr1p - hack from Hct
Springs. HIS health n u1rh improved
The most unhappy boy - Erid st pres
eat. Il Is said. 10 that oce who &c. s.et
fer Chr!ssmAA
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1904-01-02
1aiIy ~ Eag1 c
n. IA. MURDOCH. Editor.

lese of harping their boss" string.
"outs" generally, denied the pr'vi-
heads the disappointed and the
N That will be a sad day when the sore
But the day will while the bslotbox lasts or
government by the majority holds in this country The
very right vote minortys legal warrant to down
the other side If The eternal grind of these two
forces honesty and cleanliness Only where the
majority brually overwhelming as is the case VITA
the in Missouri is corruption encouraged and
protected So the cry OF the boss busters will never
cease so long Official and party bosses shall be chosen
The bosses Of today will the bossbusters of tomor
row. ad innnitum And this is it should be, other
wise secure IN their rule bosses would become high
handed The greatest Official boss in system of
eminent the occupant Of the White House. whoever
he may happen to be- The greatest political or party
bosses are the chairmen national central COM
mtees respectively Next to these come the men COM
prising the state central committees of the two parties
respectively all the Senator'S congressman and
governors constitute both official and political BOSSES
The men the places Of these bosses of various
degrees are the found in every state Until
they succeed getting in they decry the machine"
after which they themselves constitute the machine
Take present Kansas racket pertinent instance
There danger of Mort Albaugh OF Cy Leland
of Governor Bailey the present state officers stealing
Kansas or of footing the treasury than there would be
the gentlemen aspiring their places are keep
ing up the howl of "a bossrdden people, Of "a machine
manacled commonwealth" and of extravaganza and
high taxes The greater the political personal grievance
and individual disappointment Of the antiboss, who
would be boss longer his howl No doubt
there are other Republicans Kansas who would make
Just as good efficient party As Leland, Al
baugh, al many who might make just as good gov
ernor and prove as honest. That without saying
But that not animus Of the fight being
put up on Governor Bailey and the composing the
party leadership If the bossbusters can't get in them
selves their seemingly great and exalted patriotism and
love of the party and anxiety the welfare of the
pie ends. Kansas will live and the Republican party
of Kansas survive though all the bosses busted and
all made bosses both boss and buster
reegated forced give place to other bosses and
busters not now evidence The aim of the busters OF
course to brighten the people into turning the present
Republicans at the helm and out while the effort
of the latter will be convince the people by word and
act that upon the whole they have done their duty as
ther best understood it, the other faction would
have done no better under the circumstances and
like conditions.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1904-01-02
KANSAS CURRENTS

The poultry market at Pratt collapsed
last week. The eastern markets have
withstood the shock. and there is yet hope
or tidins them over the worse
Congressman Victor Murdoch Will be
| home about January &c. He comes Their
to attend the Kansas Day club bar
| quet.
Morton Albaugh can never h,oe 20 Oh
tain even an arnistice from Charley
Finch now. The Kinsman I.aade-. his
paper calls the Lawrence GaAettc.
Finch's, a Burton organ.
We look in vain for an indors ,rnent bv
j. c. Starr. OF Scott City. Of u. -
Blaine's canal proposition. Bat maybe
Starr fears Blaine mny want to nse HIS
proposed reservoir on White Woman
The Meade News reports that the ShI-
walton Army is succeeding in diving
old Satan out OF Bucklin with drum and
tar1sourine. And no one is surprised
The Cheney Sentinel asks: what does
the unusual and lone-drawn-out activity
in political circles portend?" Does tie
Sentinel want an anti-machine or a ma
chine answer?
Political activity in Barton county has
been followed by an unusual degree In
jail building. Clsfin is building one and
another has just been completed at Great
BEND
The Kansas Editorial association will
meet this year at Lawrence on Februar.
and :. A trip to the Worlds Fair is TO
be discussed.
Two places on the anti-n1achlne slate
now read: Anybody To Beat the Ma
tn. anti-machine slate VIII read, Any
body TO Beat the Republicans.
Forty thousand pounds OF dressed
chicken, ducks and turkeys were sent
to San Francisco from Sterling last
week The car brought ssoco.
Word comes from Rice county tina,
Cuba IL not TO be annexed. The matter
has been settled By literary society.
The Ashland Clipper announces this
week that Ed Hoch has decided 70 heed
our advice and not run for s~<ernor."
The holidays proved prosperous at
Newton Additions to the greenhouses
are being built
The Parsons Sun notes. as a natural
occurrence. that NJ. Lghttoo; drove IL
from Winfield TO attend Christmas eve
ball.
The Salvation Army Is at Ashland. and
the Clipper declares that there are worse
people than the Salvation Army. Ia
copbteciy.
Dol srsi.or has sod his automobile and
his record n hlootscss The lack q
srabitton upon the part Of some peo7.-
10 terrifying.
The editor OF the Pains department %
the Lezte New. says. When 80 cone
70 shu1i. ~ tn. rlorral coil we want
g said % Cur credit that We were r~ver
foolish sSout Christmas. AID early u Hfe
disccverrs TIA: szafz Claus Is /. fake
Suffice &c say that this editor u law
yer
According 70 a number % Kansas "a
psrs. the days arr getting longer
Mr.. Ch.stpn - -. Of EI-x-an's
zc<- ho-ora5ie citss.ra
Isb.-ri News. n. aupou-p@rsn. thss
The s.zt. =. c1t-o- - no. - oc-rr 3
o-ly = v.r..tsc1 % II. familiar a-nogzrn-
r.en1 th.t Il l. % - bcnf 500 Bosh
meas Ire san. tht-g and nssf1-- 4. e.
Ell reliable.
The Ottawa Herald Il Ine.ta~d 20 =
tzexe tbss Hearts, trte1sso1s tews-z
Kansas - co5o- schema Does
think Kansas doesn't kzox q yt.sow
Journal frc7 q s11coycgf
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1904-01-02

Governor Pennypacker of Pennsylvania says OF his
state that 1t has today call the of empire
She has 1000 people; twice many as there were
in Englands glorious time the age OF Queen Bess
She pays each year for charities and schools than
any other commonwealth in the country; she is out OF
debt she has in her treasury and it is her
boast that not dollar ever lost by defacaton
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1904-01-02

The plain people" Abraham Lincoln was wont
to denominate the rght-minded constituting the great
majority this country not little disturbed over
the ntmation there job being put to buy the
national Republican convention from under Roosevelt
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1904-01-02

Some satistcian who has been figuring on the race
question that in hundred years there will
be 22 negroes in the south to 100000 whites
This must be the mathematician who gave Roosevelt his
scare
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1904-01-02

The Topeka hotels it is understood to give the
boss busters for the confab fixed for the 5h
which the Republican party is to be reorganized
in the interest OF the outs.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1904-01-02

Canada threatens TO ignore the Brush" treaty and
put some big bette-shps the lakes. AL right When
we annex the Dominion md for them.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1904-01-02

Chicago authorities contemplate closing all the
aters for month which shall in the meantime all
dergo thorough fire inspection. The stable s always
to be locked after the horse is stolen.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1904-01-02

There is only objection to Richard ". Olney Of
Boston as a candidate for the Democratic nomination,
and that is not wholly Republican objection His pro-
fessional life has devoted to the defense of cor
porations.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1904-01-02

The honking Probusters busy with busting
de Hoch because he didn't hoch to suit them Ed. con-
cuded his political bread would taste better with
the butter side up
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1904-01-02

Senator Plats declaration that the Republican lead
ers of New York are sody for Roosevelt should be
cepted as gratis dictum only.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1904-01-02

Lawrence Journal: Southern Kansas millers held
purely social meeting at Wichita, but took time enough
from the social of the gathering to proclaim
that the wheat crop fine shape and the acreage
larger than last year.