New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-11-12
HIAwATHA AFTER ELECTION.

Stuff is off," said Hiawatha,
Stun is OH and votes are counted;
Lucky candidates are smiling
And the others have the headache.
have settled all my wa6ers
ha ave y mear8 b me s expIan TaId G6
And I'm back here in the ONCE
Working just hard as ever.
Things turned out in Just the m aE
l was sure that Silas Swallow,
Sought to enter through the portals
OF the White House, would not make It.
Tell how s! Swallow managed?
Up to date no one has mentioned
Any township that he carried.
E Wa4er MnSer7 %Sssa MiSe9fsi"'
Waterville. Louisiana,
And the other water districts
Went against this Mister Swallow.
I might add by way Of testing
That ambiguous Mister Swallow
Met his Waterloo Qoud laughter).
ALTON Parker Alton Parker
What thorough. awful beating
What mauling what a thraslng.
What pummelling they gave you!
Theodore. our strenuous Teddy;
Theodore. the rude rough rider;
Theodore, the great campaigner,
If I wore the turist's ermine,
If I Supreme justice
would . never quit quit. my my calling sr
At the Presidential layout.
Back to milking cows and swimming!
"Gassaway. of West Virginia.
Dear old guieless Grandpa Davis,
To remain in West Virginia
But they they didn't get your barrel,
David Hill and Foxy Belmont
Sought to make a hurry hold-up,
But you bet they didn't make It.
And no doubt you're glad they didn't"
milwaukee Sentinel
Kansas city has street known as "Petticoat
Lane" and It isn't in the outskirts either as one
would naturally suppose. observes The Washing
ton Post"
hatUu fha
"Oh dear nor expostulated the woman of the
world: "you mean indifference Clown Topics
That was a singular penalty imposed by Police
Judge Sweeney in Newark Thursday, when he
sentenced woman who was professional beggar
to appear before him every day for two years, pay
ing ten cents on each appearance. He received no
that the penalty which he imposed would
be respected and did not inform the prisoner where
or how she could secure the daily dime. 1t
that he had given q similar penalty to Others but
few of them have been steadfast to the end in
their payments.
FAMILY SECRETS.
When Bobby kicks the furniture
] know there's somethin dom
He's either played the nags an lost
An doesn't want to pay the cost.
Or somethin'.
When Mabers eyes an nose are red
An troubles great seem brewin'.
She's either had fight with Ned
IHer beau got cold in her head.
When Ma eats breakfast with a frown
And Pa to work goes Stewin
It's either parlor curtains, or
A Persian rug for her "boodwore,
Or somethin'.
An PAP He's always bright steel.
For when they're all a-cheWin
He grabs his hat and leaves the house,
Or goes upstairs still a mouse.
Or somethin'.
Bout me? I've troubles of my own,
An others yet accruin,
But / can always grin-an' bear,
Or tear the other teer'S hair.
Or somethin'.
-CLippincotts Magazine.
The crew of the whaler Lara Hansen watch ar
rived at Seattle the other day. saw. according to
THE Indianapolis News frozen in monster ice
berg female polar bear and two cubs. the cubs
nesting against the mother. The berg stood out
OF the water fully 100 feet and the ice wherein the
bears were entombed was clear as a crystal. How
long the animals had been locked in their winter
palace is a matter of conjecture. but they were
at least twenty-five feet above the water.
RearItt-ThIngs were ,awfully dull Change to-
day Absolutely nothing doing IN stocks. The
buyers and sellers failed to get together.
Mrs Bearitt-Why don't you mark some OF the
stock down and advertise a bargain sale?-(Chicago