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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-11

when they brought that dinner in. you
ought TO have seen the sensation it
created. Most Of the people in the
great dining hall looked at dad as
though he was a Grasses. or a Rookie
Teller, and the head waiter bowed low
to dad. and dad thought ii was Astor,
and dad looked dignified and hurt at
being spoken TO by a common tavern
keeper. Well. we ct and ct but we
couldn't get away with hardly any Of
it. and dad wanted to wrap some Of
the duck and Holsters and things in a
newspaper and take II 10 the room for
lunch, but the waiter wouldn't have
S. But the cyclone struck the house
when dad and | got UP 10 go out of the
dining room, and the waiter brought
dad tie check.
What Is this?" said dad. as he put
on his glasses and looked at the check.
which was $43 and over.
Dinner check, sir" said the waiter,
rs he Strengthened back and held out
his hand.
'Why. amt this house run on the
American PLAN said dad, as his chin
began to trem6le.
mo. sir. on the Irish pian," said the
waiter You pays for what you hor-
ders." and dad began TO dig up. He
looked al me AS though J was 10 blame
when he told me TO order all there was
in sight. Well. have witnessed heart
rending scenes. but I never say any
thing that would draw tears like dad
digging down for that S43. The doc
tors at home had ordered excitement fcr
dad, but this seemed TO be an overdose
and ] was afraid he would collapse, and
/ offered him my glass of brown POI
I 10 simulate him hut he told me / could
60 plumb. and il ! spoke 10 him again
he would maui me. He got his roll hall
out of his pistol pocket. and then talked
loud and said il was damOutridge, and
he wanted to see Aston himself before
he wenId allow himself to De held VI
By highwaymen, and then all the other
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-11

that's tragedy" but &c gave two or
three more stanzas and ] told dad ne
better hustle. and we went out in the
hall and raped at the door of the
countess room, and the maid opened il
and told us to send for a doctor and a
policeman. cause the countess was
having a fit. Well say that was the
worst ever. The countess had jumped
out of bed and was pulling the lace
curtains around her. but dad thought
she was crazy and was going to jump
out of the window and he made
grab for her. and he shouted TO her TO
be cam, be cam. poor woman, and l
win rescue YOU" / tried to pacify the
maid the best / knew how. and dad
was getting the countess calmer. but
she evidently thought he was an as
saSsin, for every little while she would
yen for help. and then the night
Waterman came in with a house pO-
liceman, and one of them chOked dad
off, and they asked the countess what
the trouble was. and she said she had
just retired when she was stabbed
about a hundred times in the small Of
the back with a pOniard, and she knew
cOnspiratOrs were demonstrating her.
and she scres med, and this old bandit.
meaning dad. came in, and the little
monkey. meaning me. had held his
hand over her maids mouth, so she
could not make any outcry.
Wen. I got my horse chestnut all
right out Of the bed. and the policeman
told the countess not to he alarmed.
and go back 10 bed. and they took dad
and 7 10 our room and asked us all
about il. Gee. but dad put up a story
about hearing a woman scream in the
next room. and. thinking only of the
duty Of a gentleman under the circum-
stances, rushed 10 her rescue. and all
there was to II was that she must have
had a nightmare, but he said if he had
: IL TO do over again he would do tbs
same Anyway. the policeman believed
( dad. and they went of and left as. and
we went 70 bed. but dad said: Hen
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-11
By Hon. GEORGE w. PECK,
Ex-Governor of Wisconsin

merry. you understand. / don't want to
make any more female acquaintance,
see, among the crowned heads and
from this out we mingle only with men.
The idea of me going into woman's
room and finding a Floradora with fits
and tantrums, and me sick man.
Now, don't write to your ma about
this. cause she never did have much
confidence in me, around women with
fits" So, Uncle Ezra, you must not let
this get into the papers, see2
Well. we have bought our tickets for
Liverpool and shall said tomorrow, and
while you are making up your cash
account Saturday night we shall be on
the ocean. / s'pOse [ win write you on
the boat. if they viii tie it up some
where so it will stand level
Your dear boy HENNERY.
Copyright 1904. by Joseph ". Bowles.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-11

tChicdSO IrlbunD.1
The Doctor Clicking the ashes from his
cigar)-You'H be telling me. I suppose.
that as d physician I ought 10 know
smoking i unwholesone.
TIE r-IfnWholesomeg Doctor.
it's deadly Have you never noticed that
whenever there is railroad accident the
fatalities are generally confined TO the
smoking carp
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-11
Hag a Distinct Advantags.

tOnlcdSO lrlDune-)
Addipus-Don't you hate to be as lean
as YOU are2
Skinnicus-No sometimes / find it's
decided help. / can cross my legs in
crowded car without taking up any more
Dom than L did before.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-11

philadelphia Press)
Hello What are YOU mutilating that
dictionary fOr?" asked the Republican.
i guess ! can do what / please with
my own dictionary. can't t. savagely
replied the Democrat When / get sick
and tired Of hearing a word and seeing il
in print l can cut it out
Let's see, what word is ite''
I .andSlidn
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-11
seasonable Inquiry.

Chicago News.)
ALLOW me. M. Bifkins." said the hos
tess to "A late arrival ito introduce Cap
tain de Jones. a man who has faced death
H. score of battles
PLEASED TO meet you, captain" said
Bifkins. BY the way. are YOU a military
or football captain
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-11
Dishearteninq.

Stakes-What's the matter? You look
glunl- Did you lose on election2
Rakes-No. / won $50 from Jimmy; but
I've owed him that much for year. and
haven't the nerve TO collect the coin,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-11
SECTION THREE
BUSINESS MAXTMS
'ttoes OF the Utah Association of Credit Menu
Iesty Is Every Business Mans Asset.

BUSINESS MAXIMS
Notices of the Utah Association of Men,
Honesty Is Every Business
Character Estimated of
Account Constitute the O Credit.
Do Possible
Cultivate Better
taller. ~ -
save Honest Merchants From the
Establish Credit a Sensible Perman ent Bias
Sell All the Goods You Can to the RIGHT o Me
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-11

Copyright. 1904 by Joseph w. Bowles
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-11

Another feature of the association is
what is called the collecting ana ad-
justment bureau. Where the mem
bers have accounts against firms who
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1904-11-22
rs your hearing falllng7'

rs your hearing fallinR7"
DO your ears discharge -
Are the ears dry and Hcaiy7.
DO you have a ringing In the
sars7f
do you have earache occaa-
ionally1"
DO your ears hurt when you
blow your nose 90
do you constantly hear noises
In the sara7'
DO you hear better some days
than olhera2H
do the noises I'm your ears
keep you awake ?"
when you blow your nose do
the ears crackf
is hearing worse when you
have n cold7 ?"
'TR roaring like n waterfall IN
the head7'
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1904-11-22

Is your voice husky -
do you spit up slime >"
DO you snore az niRhtFf
Is your nose stopped up7"
Does your nose discharge -
Does your nose bleed easily =
is there tickling In your
throafT"
Does the nose Itch and burn -
DO you hawk to clear the
throatTH
Is there pain in the front Of
the headT~
Is your sense Of smell leav-
ing ?"
rs the throat dry IN the morn
inRg"
do you sleep with your mouth
open 80
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1904-11-22
Police Scandal
Especial to The star.l

HoQulAM, Nov. 22.-A scandal
has developed in the police depart
mcnt Of Hoquiam Mayor Fray de
manded the resignation OF Police
Officers Dole aud Lane last Friday
night but both men refused 30 hand
IN their stars until a special meet
lnR Of the council was called who
confirmed the mayors action. The
men are accused OF accepting
'huhh' money 10 the extent Of sew
oral hundred dollars from the gam
blcrH. who have been running
things wide open the past few
months. Both officers deny the
charge and have asked for a hear
ing. which. n given them. will In
yolve chief of Police Phelps aud
Mayor Frary The matter will be
made n city election issue aud n
red hot fight for the mayoralty ia
% pcctsd.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1904-11-22

Tho civil service commission has
decided 10 sustain Water gupeHn-
tendent YouuKn IN diaeharRlnR A. O..
hndolo, a man formerly employed na
foreman IN the water department
hadolo was charged With doing
private work with municipal ma
tefial az times he should have been
nt work FOR the city. Tho commits
sion ala not find all the allegn
tiona against him To be true. but
they learned enough 10 convince
them that Madolo should be dis
charged from the city employ
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1904-11-22
"ScOTTY''
DON'T CARE
SAYS ne WAL SELL SOFT
DRlNks IN THE NOTORIOUS
coMiouE

Mayor nalllnEer and tho members
Of tho council have turned the Gu
teat and most unexpected trick that
has occurred In the city legislative
affairs FOR a long time. Mayor Raj
finger declares that he will not al
low women "a sell intaR rating
liquors In the uotsrloun Com que
theater. "Scotty" FefHuaen. pro
prletor ~ the resort. has replied 70
him by blaudy aaylng. All right
Judge. I will continue o. sell soft
drinks IN the place. but cannot
dispense with the girls that | have
working for me" II sounds almost
funny II certainly rs strange
When Mayor nullinger aald he
would refuse 90 sign the Comidue
license unless the boxes were taken
out. everybody apparently supposed
that when the boxes we're taken out
he would be satisfied II was
thought that he would not attempt
20 enforce tho state law prohibiting
the sale Of intonleantH by women.
although he carefully avoided stat
inK that he wouldn't Ills deter
minatlon to wipe out the boxes was
taken as primn fueie evidence that
he wanted 10 make all these changes
% allow Of the sale of liquor In
the place In n decent manner,
II appears. however, that he had
card 81 his own up his sleeve all
the time and never had any inten-
ton OF allowing the booze dlapeuaa=
ton 90 continue The ordinance
granting the license has been passed
but "scotty" now doesn't want H.
lie says be IL willing 10 get along
with the boxes aud soft drinks.
Wise ones declare however. that
Il Is all frhme-up 20 allow Scot
~" 20 run HE place practically as In
the past, without paying a license.
lie will sell beer. it 10 declared. un
der a new name. Hn has been done
In the past. IN order 20 eyade the
state law Whether or not Mayor
uailingsr proposes TO stand for such
a proceeding remains 90 be seen.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1904-11-22
OdTdRRH OF
THE LIVER

The Liver becomes diseased by
catarrh extending from the stom-
ach into the tubes o. the Liver.
Are you irritabie7'
Are you nervous ?"
do you get dizzy7"
Have you no energy ="
do you have cold feet -
Is your memory poor p
do you get tired ensIly7"
do you have hot fiaahes7''
Is your eYeaight blurred7'
Have you pain IN the back"
'Ts there bloatinE after eat
inE9"
Have you pain around the
iolns7s
Is there throbblng IN the stom-
nch -
do you have n sense Of heat
IN the bowela2f
DO you suffer from pains in
ternpleH7"
do you have n palpitation Of
the heart ?"
"fs there general telling Of
laasitude7 ?"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1904-11-22
DIR. Miles
Anti-Pain Pills

and In very few minutes Won will
have ne further thoughts about either
pains or pills. and can So about your
business ur pleasure. free from surfer
iuN uF distress.
'Eer years npelIs ~ nervous head.
ache would iHY mr up Tor two or thrro
DAYS a. fine I have uu more such
DAYS ! take enc hf Miles Anti Palm
ltu and iu 70 miuutya IL 10 usually all
gone Mrs HUTH NEColtbs clare
mont n. A.
ID Yuu are not satisfied with fret
money
b dessa. 20 cents Never sold In
bulk
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1904-11-22
It's Easier

% cure. than endure those dreadful
slick or nervous headaches.
ltn all In knowing how.
ln lust few minutes. without any
other effects but Just e. cure the pain
hr Miien Anti-fniu Pills Will re-
NoNe fou ~ your suffering IN It's any
palm any where. or from any cause
lust take one Of
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1904-11-22
TaR TROUBLES

Deafness and Far Troubles re-
suit from Catarrh passing along
the Eaistnchiau tube that leads
from the throat 20 the ear.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1904-11-22
Columbia
Medical
Institute

VIM. m'HARRIE, MD, Consult
ing Physician.
Suites 320. 322 Arcade Buildina,
Seattle, Wash.
office Hours 30 n. M. 70 u
NJ. 2 TO Q 3. IN &. evenings. Tues
days and Fridays. 30 20 30.
Sundays. 10 q. IN. TO ~ m.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1904-11-22

Photos for Christmas must be- or
dersd now Bittinzn from 10 20 :
every day. rain or shine EgEhn &
Ericsson. 1916 First We move Jan
iat 10 Eitui building s''
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The picture represents n part
Of the head sawed open. the letter
A indicating the folds Of the mu-
Gus membrane I'm the nose. The
letter 3 indicates the seat % ca
tarrh In the throat. and G 10 the
tonaii.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1904-11-22

ed member OF the council Of the
empire and the committee Of min
listers by an imperial decree.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1904-11-22

60 to splnnins'a for bicycle re
pairs 80
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1904-11-22

ST. PETERSBURG. Nov. "a
Vicoruy AloXieff was today appoint
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1904-11-22
OATdRRH OF
THE STORfACH

CdTdRRH OF
THE STOhfdCH
This condition may result from
several causes. but the usual
cause is Catarrh Of the head and
throat. the mucua dropping down
into the throat and being swat
lowed.
Is there nausea -
Are you CoHftEe
rs there vomiting ?"
do you beleh up gas"
Are you light headed p
Is ECU tongue coated -
DO you haW 4 and spit 2"
Is there pain after eating
do you have sick headache p.
Is there disgust for break
fast -
Have you distress after cat
ing
do you at times have disr-
rhoen ."
Il there a rush o. blood to the
head -
when you get up suddenly are
you dizzy p"
Is there gnawinE sensation in
stomach ?"
when stomach & empty do
you feel faint7@
II stomach Il fun do you feel
oppreased7"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1904-11-22
Wednesday Specials

EVERY ITEM A BARGAIN.
Mems Heavy Msrlno Under
shirts, all sizes. boe value.
"wednesday s.....ssrs...t dbo
Mons white Shirts. soft body
Of white madras. Wednesday
.sfs.tss.sss s.....ts........ zoe
Mems Laundersd pefeale Shirts.
with detached cuffs. Ii.00
value, wednesday ....... oDo
Thompson Glove f1ttinE Cor
sets, 100 ana lt2s value.
"wednesday ..s.ss..+..... hhr
Ladies' Hustisa. filled with zen
uiue curied hair. ztc value.
"wednesday ss.s..a4sss..s DC
Pretty Stitched Belts. with sil-
vefei and Japaued metal
buckles. 26c value, "Wednesday
sa.s..s.st #ssss..s.sss..,.l lie
ladies Fancy Hose Supporters.
nickel buckle and clasp. so
value. "Wednesday ss..... lUo
Fancy Hookou Hose Supporters.
zee value. "wednesday ..,. DC
ladies' I1anuelette Dressing
saequea. Go value. "wednesday
...........ss ........... 45o
Ladies' Genuine Seal Leather
FHfhrs zoe value "Wednesday
IS ss.fssssss#a#s sssH..s#ss ASc
Misses Camel Hair Tam
eEhunterH. 7tc value. Wednea=
daV . ...-4. a0c
Mh-=sH' Imported Long Camel
Hair Tam p'Shuntrra the
regular iizb grade. wednea
day ......... ..............s 5e
Ladies Red. Blue aud Brown
New Tourist Caps the ideal
wet weather hendwenr. Wed
nea1ay ...ss.... sssss..s ooc
DETERSONc)
\ GOOD Q 90 3 ~
zoe. 3os. 30 Pike Street
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1904-11-22
OATARRH OF
BRONCHfaI TUBES

This condition often results
from eatarrh extending from the
head and throat. and n left uu
checked the disease extends down
tubes and In time attacks the
lungs
The labor world. [volume] (Duluth, Minn.) 1896-current, 1904-11-26
AT THE WORLDS FAIR.
rom Golfers Weekly;

OA1 NO1!1Cl . Weekly,
The Inside Inn is constant 10y. IT
is not entered on the list OF exhibits.
but of all the shows at the fair it is
most entertaining and extraordinary.
Scene-Night in Inside Inn. Anybody's
room. Lights from the room across
the narrow court Pickering on the
walls, confused roar of feet. broken
now. and then by the staccato tread
of the icewater boy.
Feminine Voice Coming: through the
partition.) There's one thing I do
want to see, and that's that paper UNI
derwear. Seems to me it would be lust
fine. That's what I want to see-that
and the down quilts
Second Feminine Voice. Do you SUD-
pose it would be really comfortable?
First Voice. They say so. And SC
nice for travelling. You can just wear
1t and-throw it away. think II
would be so nice for the girls.
(Sound of violent pounding on door
OF room to the other side.)
Masculine Voice. What the devil do
you want? Didn't I ring? No; !
didn't ring. This is the third time
you've banged On that door.
Feminine Voice (from across the
hall.) Oh, lovely Just lovely. why, you
could stay here for months and not
see half Of it. Tomorrow? I'm COM
Ing to do the art hall tomorrow. How
long! on, don't know. Aunt Ella
spent five hours in just one room yes
terday. She says
Voice Through Partition. But did
you see that sistine Madonna all in
The labor world. [volume] (Duluth, Minn.) 1896-current, 1904-11-26
OUR NEW llV 81.
~ ||.:22. ECRETARY'
= ~ - q s.H:-.
From Leslie's Monthly:

From Leslie's Monthly, I:
!" Paul; Morton. the new secretary of
the navy: has always been a glutton
for work. Put a pile Of important pa
pers on his desk and his decisions come
almost as fast as shots from a rapid
fire gum. He does not drink or smoke
and his head is always clear.
I'm our trips over the road" says
one of his subordinates, "he eats less
in day than I do in single meal.
Work never worries him. He throws it
off too rapidly. Consequently he new
er worries or gets tired out. He hates
details, but he has thoroughly mastered
them. He likes to handle big things
matters of general policy. He is alb
rupt and short in his manner. For that
reason I, and a. lot OF the men who
work under him, used to be afraid Of
him. But that was before we realized
how kindly he Is at heart. He doesn't
make great many intimate friends,
because when he does he feels bound to
stick by them to the bitter end. I
know one man whose only claim on
Paul Morton is that they were railroad
clerks together back in the '70s. He
has lost five or six positions which
Morton got for him. but Morton still
keeps on finding him new jobs and
trying to brace him up. He Is taking
to Washington as his private secretary
the same young man who served his
father in that capacity In Cleveland's
cabinet"
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+ as :LF = i.
ing the final account of his admInistra-
ton, and for the assignment of the resi-
due OF said estate to the parties entitled
thereto by law.
/ It is ordered, That said account be ex-
amlned, and petition heard by this
Court, on Monday the 10Th day of De-
cember, A. D.. 1904 at ten o'clock A.
NJ, at the Probate Office, In the Court
House, in the City of Dulu+' in said
County.
And it is further ordered, That notice
thereon be given to all persons interest
ed, by publishing copy of this Order
once in each week for three successive
weeks prior to sa1. day of hearing, in
the Labor World, a weekly newspaper
printed and published at Duluth in said
County.
Dated at Duluth, Mimi, the 10th day
of November 1904
By the Court
J. 3. MIDDLECOFF,
jude of Probate.
(Seal, Probate Court, st. Louis Co.,
Labor World-Nov. 10. 26. Dec. 9.
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SPIRITED PIC 3. &.
49, TURES TAKEN
From the Worlds Work.

From the Worlds Work:
To secure the sort of spirited moving
pictures the public demands photo
graphers sometimes take very long
chances. One of these had a most Pc
culiar experience, with a singular re-
suit.
lie was a biograph operator engaged
in taking pictures of a fire department
rushing madly to fire. Several pieces
OF apparatus had passed, an engine,
hook and ladder company and the
chief; the operator, with his then
bulky apparatus, large camera, stor-
age batteries, etc, stood right in the
center of the street, facing the stream
of engines, hose wagons and fire-patrol
men. In order to show the contrast an
OLD time hand-pump engine, dragged by
dozen men and boys, came running
at full speed down the street and be-
hind and to one side OF them followed
a tWo-horse hose carriage, going like
mad. The mon running with the old
time engine, not realizing how narrow
the space was or unaware of the
p1unging horses behind, passed the bio
graph man on one side on the dead run.
The driver of the rapidly approach
ing team saw that there was no room
for him to pass on the other side of the
camera man, and his horses were
going too fast to stop in the space that
remained. He had but an instant to
decide between the dozen men and their
Anticipated machine and the moving
picture outfit. FIe' chose the latter,
and with a warning shout to the
photographer bore straight down on the
camera, which continued to do it's work
faithfully, taking dozens of pictures a
second, recording even the strained,
anxious expression on the face of the
driver. The pole of the hose wagon
struck the camera box squarely and
knocked it into fragments, and the
wheels passed quickly over the pieces,
the photographer meanwhile escaping
somehow. By some lucky chance the
box holding the coiled exposed film
came through the wreck unscathed.
When the series was shown on the
screen in a theater the audiense saw
the engine and Observation-Disclosures in turn
come nearer and nearer and then rush
by; then the line of running men with
the old engine; and then-and their
flesh crept when they saw it-a team
OF plunging horses coming straight to-
ward them at frightful speed. The
drivers face could be seen between the
horses heads distorted with effort and
fear. Straight on the horses came.
their nostrils distended, their great
muscles straining their fore hoofs
striking out almost, it seemed in the
faces of the people in the front row
seats. People shrank back, some
women shrieked and when the plung-
ing horses seemed almost on them, at
the very climax of excitement the pic
ture was blotted out. The camera
taking the pictures had continued to
work to the very instant 1t was struck
and hurled to destruction.