The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1904-08-20
The OFFICE eoy Wants TO KNOW

What you think o. that 100 TO /
crack he made?
Whether he's got any currency OF
the realm lying around loose he's
willing to wager at those odds:
Whether his sobriquet Of xxx" is
intended to mean that he looks like
thirty eents9-or
II his adoption OF the name Of a
brand OF flour as nom de plume
Scans that his feather is white?
Why the little dig at Uncle Newt
touched him in such tender spot?
What he knows about the Judgment
oz the community, anyway?
II it isn't $ cinch bet that he is
some antiquated old rounder whom
The Boy has called to account in the
recent past?
IL his consistency isn't startling?
Whether he didn't get himself very
much tangled up when he said that he
had hoped The Boy was out of busi-
pess and in the very next paragraph
confessed to keeping awake overtime
in order to read what the youngster
has to say?
II the family of seventy who read
his effusion aren't Of the opinion that
he's coming writer who will never
| arrive?
II a solution of the conundrum pub
lished in Wednesdays little Jimcrack
isn't in order2
How the average mortal could pos
sibly catch the drift of such aimless
dribble?
IF the author hasn't got political
spellbinders beat q country mile when
it comes TO spelling whole lot Without
saying anything?
If there is any doubt about his being
an artful dodger?
If you really think he said what he
wanted to say?
Whs it was he passed SO quietly
over the questions th at eoAcerned him?
Why he We1t to the trouble of Dlae-
ing Communicated ct the hSad Of
his chunk of edifeation and Xxx"
at the bottom?
Il he doesn't remind you OF the os-
trich that sticks his head in the sand
and thinks he iscompletaly hidden from
view?
WHY he doesn't come out and Tess
up like man?
If you've found out yet who it
was who Whistled SO charminglT the
other night?
If it oughtn't be easy for you now?
Il rou'qe thought to apply the prin-.
ciple OF sthe Gaen that cackled laid
the egg?
If Billy hasn't queer idea Of WHIST
will freeze a fellow
How in the world he came to imagine
that the postal cards he sent from ST.
Louis could possibly have that effect?
How it happens that all of the hay
rides are taking place in the dark OF
the moon?
Why it is that SO many people per-
sist in confusing the @. B. with the
editor?
II there isn't an apology due The
Boy whenever this happens?
If it has ever occurred to you that
editors may come and editors may go,
but The Boy goes on forever?
If it isn't just simply too funny to
see people take to themselves questions
that weren't meant for them at all?
If this doesn't denote that there are
more things going on in Donaldson
vile than are dreamed of in your
philosophy
Why the gay Lothario across the
street isn't more cireumspect in his
love affairs?
If he thinks he's the only early riser
in town?
What he thought when his little
game was spoiled the other morning2
If Jimmy and Gee Dee have found
out how to play casino?
How much it cost them to lsarn9
If the question 81 to how many
times a player can build Wasn t almost
as absorbing one as the are Of ANN?
If Meyer and Leon are rs well up on
old maid and aumble-the peg as they
are on casino?
Il casino is the only game. that
good many people hereaeouts do not
play according to Hoyle?
If it isn't interesting to sit by BDd
watch the simr1erings of the political
kettle in Ascension?
# you've tumbled to the little heart
| lto-heart talks that take place SO fre-
auently these days?
I What ha pened to Gne OF the cam
didates for a district Office at last
Sundays committee meeting?
II the rollers weren't put under him
gosd and proper
IF it isn't surprising how much the
people of this section are opposed TO
! primaries2
IF Captain Harry went to New Or
| leans to attend the Elks' frolic?
II he SO far forgot himself as TO
overlook a bet by staying away?
| Il you read OF the peculiar game the