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The San Francisco call., 1904-04-03
HOLY MISSION TO BE HELD
AT ST. PATRTCK'S CHURCH
Nincentian Priests VIII Conduct the
Services. Which VIII Continue
Nearly a Month

holy mission viii begin at st. Pat
rick's Church to-day. 1t viii open at
high mass this morning and close
Sunday, May L The following Vim
centian priests will conduct the mis-
sion: Rev. f. V. Nugent. c. NJ; Rev.
J. J. Murray. c. n; Rev. NJ. S. Nor
ris. G. NJ; Rev. f. J. Moser, c. NJ.
Following viii be the order OF exer-
cises during the mission: At a. m,
mass and instruction; &. m, mass
and instruction; 3 p. m, stations Of
the cross: 7:3O p. m.,. rosary, sermon,
ene6ic<ion.
The evening exercises OF the FIRST
week viii be for married women; OF
the second week for married men; of
the third week for unmarried women;
OF the fourth week for unmarried men.
All may attend the masses and stations
OF the cross.
The San Francisco call., 1904-04-03
Napa Soda Springs.

The famous mountain health and pleasure
resort is now oDen for the patronage OF the
public Address JOHN JACOBS.
The San Francisco call., 1904-04-03
TUXEDO HOTEL.

Extensively improved since last season
Opens April ]. TaOS. l. BELL, Mgr, FELTON,.
Cal. Buy tickets 70 Tuxedo. narrow gauge,
The San Francisco call., 1904-04-03
California NorthwesternR'y

and is the standard publication
on the Pacific Coast for informa-
tion regarding
The San Francisco call., 1904-04-03
HOTELS AND RESORTS.
(New) )HOTEL BUTLER
SEATTLE.

REMODELED AND REBUILT at expense
of $3.50 OOO-New Management-ENTIREL
FIREPRCOF.
LOcATION-very accessible to street ca,
lines. theaters, etc. EUROPEAN PLAN
223 ROOMS with LUXURIOUS BATHS
Several private rooms in antique decorations
Turkish Baths in Hotel.
UNSURPASSED RESTAURANT. De stei
ger, Chef. formerly of Waldorf-Astoria and
Chef to Prince of Wales.
HOTEL ORCHESTRA: Telephone Connec
tions in every room; long distance connections
made with any part of the coast.
: Wire for reservations, at our expense.
HOTEL BUTLER, Seattle. Wash
The San Francisco call., 1904-04-03

HOT SPRINGS. soNoMA
OKAHHO COUNTY: only AZ hours
OAHOOO from San Francisco and
but miles staging: wa
terx noted Tor medicinal virtues. best natural
hot mineral water bath IN State: boating and
svgimmine in Warm Springs Creek; good trout
streams. telephone, telegraph. daily mail, ex-
n-ess and san Francisco morning and evening
papers. FIRsT-cLAsS- HOTEL AND STAGE
SERVICE: both morning and afternoon stages;
round trip from san Francisco only 50 30. Take
Trsburou ferry daily at 30 a. or } 80 D.
Rates 81 a day or S12 week. RefereQces. any
guest OF the past nine years Patronage OF
1ao3 tluDrecedented Information at Peck's In
formation Bureau II Montgomery St, or OF
] # MULGREW, Skaggs, Cal.
The San Francisco call., 1904-04-03
PbiIIips Estate Appraised,

The estate of the late May R. Phil
Inns of 1904 Cough street was apprais-
ed yesterday at s313.217 SO. 1t con-
sists principally of mining property in
Trinity County and realty in this city
worth $4,000, stocks and notes worth
s262,75o and $500 cash.
The San Francisco call., 1904-04-03
Booth VIII Entertain.

The Mcdonald booth of ST. Charles
fair will give a grand concert and en-
tertainment for t., benefit of st.
Charles Church on tomorrow even
ing In Mission Turn Verein Hall. A
concert will be given by the fifty-piece
band of the League of the Cross
Cadets, and the programme to follow
will be contributed to by the best
local talent.
The San Francisco call., 1904-04-03

lWn SDnmer H0He in mountains Camp Meeker
up: cottages built by Meeker. $50 UP; depot;
stores: restaurant; hotel; post and express;
telephone: sawmill: 800 lots sold: 800 cottages
built Sausslito ferry. n. S. r. r. NJ c.
NEEKER, Camp Meeker, Sonoma County.
The San Francisco call., 1904-04-03
LOS GATOS.

HOTEL LYNDON--Modern fmprov ements.
extensive grounds: popular amusements: lawn
tennis. croQuet, climate unsurpassed. Opposite
depot. J. p. MOGENSON, Prop
The San Francisco call., 1904-04-03
SAN DIEGO RECEIVES
MONEY ON HER BONDS
First Payment on the Issue for Water
improvement and Sewerage
Is Made.

SAN DIEGO, April 2.-E. Rollins &
Co. who contracted for the purchase
Of the city water improvement and
sewer extension bonds. turned over to
the City Treasurer this morning s154,-
399 81 in payment for the first install
ment OF the issue, the balance to be
taken on September 1. The Treasurer
paid back TO the company S3349 50 for
expired coupons. leaving the total bal
ance to go into the city strong box
of s151, ,049 81. This money will be used
for the purchase of material for the
extension of the sewer and water sys-
tenn, which cannot be delivered inside
of six months. BY the time that is on
the ground the remainder of the bonds,
about s215.o00, will be paid for and the
money be used for the work
Sa L.
The San Francisco call., 1904-04-03
THE GEYSERS
The Most Famous Health and Pleasure
Resort in California

THE CLIMATE AND SCENERY are unsur-
passed and the waters are Acknowledged the
best on the market. Natural mineral steam
and Hamrnzm baths Swimming lake of tepid
mineral water Boating, hunting. fishing
dancing, shufne-board. billiards and croqret
THE HOTEL AND COTTAGES have been
renovated throughout, and new cottages and a
nne pavilion built this year.
There will be a fully equipped dairy and liv-
cry stable in connection with the hotel The
lighted by electricity.
The hotel VIII be supplied with the best the
market affords Rates. $40. $12 S14 and sl6
per week. For further particulars and booklet
write r. H CURRY Prop The Geysers
Sonoma County, California
The San Francisco call., 1904-04-03

Mrs. Fiske will play 'Divorcons" and
"a Bit of Old Chelsea" all next week at
the Grand Opera House. The production
of "A Dolls House" is deferred till the
last week Of her engagement
The San Francisco call., 1904-04-03
HOWELL MT.. WOODWORTF'S IN |. !. =

No fog Purest spring water. Climate natural
tonic and fnvigorator- Residence - years. 81
per week. Woodwork & Muller. St-Helenas Cal.
The San Francisco call., 1904-04-03

Gratitude is one of the lost arts.
The San Francisco call., 1904-04-03

r. X RYAN, Genl Pass'r Agent
II. c. WHITING. Genl Manager.
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1892-1907, 1904-07-23

Charles Thompson. secretary 10 the
FIRST American congress, once boarded
IN the family Of schoolteaclcr named
lAuNe THIS mau Dove was lumorist,
and la his school instead ~ whipping
au offensive pupil be made lin ridicu
inus la tie eyes az his srlooimates
The birch VS. stuck into the back
part % the collar 81 the culprit. VITO.
with this badge 81 disgrace. WAS made
ia stand upon the platform.
n boys were late ia arriving "a
school a committee Of five or slN ~cuol-
srs WAS sent into the streets. with a
bell and lighted lantern 10 hunt up
the jeinquents aud e~cort them IA the
scb0olhouse
One day the scholars enjoyed tie
sport mentioned in Hamlet Ito have
the engineer hoist 10y his own pelari -
Dove had always professed n willing.
ness to have his own punishment
melted out TO himself in case he trans
CREASED the rules
one morning the teacher was late
and committee OF boys. with bell and
lantern. meeting him on his way Il
school escorted him through To,
streets 10 the amusement Of the spec
tators, He had the good sense 10 sub
nit quietly.
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1892-1907, 1904-07-23

A curious story is told in the auto
biographical Memoirs" Of the great
German electrical engineer. Werner
Won Siemens. When be was engaged
laying the first telegraph cable be-
tween NervIers and Cologne. about the
year 1850. lady came to him and
told him with many tears how his tels-
graph threatened with utter ruin the
business of her husband. who had for
Fears carried ON very successful
pigeon post between Brussels and AK.
Ia -Chapelle and WAS now broken heart
ed az the gloomy prospect before him.
Siemens strongly advised the young
couple to roast their pigeons and prom
ised .hls assistance II they went 10
London aud started news agency
This the young man, who WAS then
Herr Reuter-, the founder 81 the tele
graphic business which goes 10y his
name. proceeded to do and in a few
years became a rich man, a baron and
indeed a power in Europe
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1892-1907, 1904-07-23
For Love of
Amy.
BY a. $. Richardson
Cops4gla. Isos. BY A. g. Richardson

mo. it could not possibly be q ques-
ton OF money. ! know. Of course, that
your business affairs are so arranged
that II you never did a stroke OF work
In your life you could live In luxuri-
Gus fashion unless our government was
overturned or some similar catastrophe
reyoluti0niEed the financial world"
"And yetr
That is Just the trouble. II IL be-
cause you would never have 20 work
never have TO do for yourself OF for
me--that cannot say yes"
"But wouldn't II be enough Just q
make you happy. 10 give you all that
had TO give. 10 go with you the world
over aud enjoy life with you. TO be de
voted 10 your
Harry Watkins did not change bis
IAgy. easy position stretched nj Amy
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1892-1907, 1904-07-23

Billy lived In the alley. one even.
ing he was vigorously pounding
smaller boy he had inyeigled from the
street His grandmother came out
aud sharply babe him "let up on that
little fellow" As she turned into the
house Billy. hanging on 10 his victim
with one hand. executed n lively war
dance, saying contempuously when
she was safely out of hearing "old
lnjun sQuaw! Old Iniun squaw"
"wha'cher call 'er that fer asked
the smaller boy, interested at once
Gus she Is one. Don'cher know her
an gran'pap both has Iniun blood in
'emT'
How about yourself, then, Biur'
sneereIl the other.
Huh! I'll lecher know there hain't
no lnIun blood in me. It's just granny
an grau'pap's got IT," With yell that
would have done credit to Comanchs
on the wRrpath, he proceeded to wips
the earth with his victim.--New Yorh
| Tribune.
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1892-1907, 1904-07-23

The Governess--uf course Won know
the story we have Just read Is merely
n fnirv tale and there are many such
quite familiar TO childhood Can you
tell us another. Elsief
Little Elsie-oh. veal You once TO-
mamma that you had four propose
OF marriage during your life Brook
Nn Lifa
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1892-1907, 1904-07-23

Il meant 10 offer you something bet
ter as the fruits OF my apprenticeship
ia your fathers trade than a disabled
car and two victims Of my old lessons
IA bag punching But Fate has her
own wsy ~ pushing the good work
IN"
4 never knew that Fate could be 50
Kind. father
They were standing In her fathers
private office. screened from the eL.
cited ihrongs Ia the yards but her
father had suddenly disappeared. She
looked ~ his vacant chair, then back
80 Young Watkins dancing eyes
lie knew you two
Are very good pair TO draw TO.
Auy il was the only way 10 win you.
snd now ! wan, my promised reward. -
Without a word She held out her
hands. aud be drew her close with hls
dusty blue coat sleeves around heI
4 0alnty summer gown and his classic
/ features. sin grimy from The terrin,
onslaught suu ride hidden Ia her soft
chestnut hair
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1892-1907, 1904-07-23

Rioters in possession; have run car
out Of town Send police 10 head them
Of"
So the car was headed for Center
vile. that was one comfort, but there
were ugly curves 10 make and two
sharp ineilnes. which unaecusiomed
hands. unsteady from liquor. might
fan 10 accomplish Probably few pas
sengers were on board. but there was
the pretty giFllsh conductor IN charge.
Jessiea Wallace, one Of Amy's dearest
friends. Anxiety was written on every
face
What conductor is helping out Miss
WailaceY'
Watkins, that new chap who has
been working In the repair shop. We've
been using him extra. He can handle
the car IL he doesn't lose his head
Mr.. Morgan looked relieved. but there
was no keeping II from Amy. Long
before the car could he heard tearing
down the incline leading 10 the barns
she had read trouble IN the faces
around her and demanded the truth.
! So she stood, With straining gaze and
tight clasped hand as the great motor
car used for suburban service came
plnnglng into view. On the front plat
form stood & slender. girlish figure.
waving her hat as a signal 0f their
/ safety. Beside her. with his arm on
! the cleaning brass crank. stood stall
wart. bareheadei man. on the floor
az the car lay. prone and silent. two
battered t0ughs The rest had been
dropped along the line. A gesticuiat
ing. shouting crowd of employees sur
rounded the car as IL pulled mp Will
ii Jerk. but Amy saw just one figure ia
The dramatic picture-the man who
bent. with calm smiling eyes. above
the brass crank
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1892-1907, 1904-07-23
COLONEL MONROE
cahada's Project Of Building a TrAnscon-
tiAsntAI Railroad Discussed
ny FREDERICK VPHAA -HDAMS
Copyright uphsm Adams

I'fS~SH 4 dis.
/ patches from
IOtta " q
re M q rk ed
J u d &c ss wyeF.
seem 10 indicate
that the Canadian
government Ia So
rlously considering
the proposition OF
constructing a rail
road line from the
Atlantic 20 the Pa
eIme O,eRan
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-05-28

Peruna always stays. No home can
spare Peruna after the first trial Of it.
Mrs. A. Hobs0n, 225 Washington
st., Lansing, Mich. writes:
"PeruHa has been such a blessing
TO my only child. as well as myself.
that feel induced to give my testi-
monisl. He has always suffered from
catarrh of the head and throat, and I
had TO use extra precautions so as not
TO have him exposed 10 damp or cold
weather. Last year he was taken
with la grippe, ard as il was a severe
case, caused me much anxiety. No
med cine helped him till ne took Pc
runa- I noticed an Improvement at
once and in three weeks he was diff
ferent child; the grippe had been COM
pIeteIy cured ard I noticed that tbs
catarrh was made better He kept
taking il two weeks longer, when he
was entirely we'll | now use il off
and on for colds, cramps, Indigestion
or general indisposifion, and find IL
superior TO any doctors or medicine
ever tried IL keeps me, as well as
my child, in perfect health, and
gladly recommend il to mothers."-
Mrs. A. f1obson-
We have on file many thousand tes-
timonisls like the ones given above.
We can only give our readers a slight
glimpse Of the vast array Of unsolicited
endorsements We are receiving every
month. No other physician in the
world has received such q volume Of en-
thusiastic and grateful letters Of thanks
as DR.. Hartman for Peruna.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-05-28
A Farmer Found IL.

Mount Pleasant, Utah, May 23.-To
find medicine that will cure every all
ment due to diseased or disoIdered Kid
neys has been the aim Of many physi-
clans and chemists.
Mr.. c. T. Peterson, a farmer Of this
place says he has found such remedy
and that he has tried it with success in
his own case. SIR. Peterson says the
remedy is Dodd's Kidney Pills, medi-
cine introduced here about seven
months ago.
81 am glad to be allowed to testify to
what good things Dodd's Kidney Pills
have done for me. used this remedy
for Kidney trouble and it cured me
completely.
81 can heartily recommend Dodd's
Kidney Pills to all who suffer with
any kind of Kidney Trouble"
Mr.. Peterson's case is only one OF
many Just as convincing that have been
reported recently. This new remedy
seems to have conquered Rheumatism
completely, not q single case having
been reported where Dodd's Kidney
Pills have failed to cure perfectly and
permanently.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-05-28
hold Against Catarrhal
Diseases.

One Of the greatest foes with which
every family has 10 contend is our
changeabIe climate. To protect the
family from colds and coughs is always
a serious problems and often impossi-
BILE.
Sooner OF later it is the inevitable
fate of very one to catch cold. Care in
avoiding exposure and the use of prop
er clothing will protect from the fire.
quency and perhaps the severity Of
colds, but with the greatest Of piecau-
tions they will csme- This Is settled
fact Of human experience. Everybody
must expect 10 be caught somewhere or
somehow.
Perhaps II will be wet feet, or a
draught, or damp clothes, or it may be
one of thousand other little mishaps,
but no one is shrewd enough 70 always
avoid the inevitable catching cold.
There il no fact Of medical science
better known than that PeruDs cures
catarrh wherever located Thousands
of families in all parts Of the United
States are protected from colds and ca
tzrrh by PerEna. Once in the family
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-05-28

A story, which is credited TO Major
Pond by the New York Tribune. tells
OF a weak-minded lad who went to
the miller's TO have some grain ground
The miller said to him:
$50 you are a fool, eh7'
II guess 1 am" replied the youth.
"A fool. eh7 A naturalw unused the
miller. I'VE haven't many natural
fools hereabouts. Do you mind II
ask you a few questionsT
"Oh. no, sir, Of course not" the lad
answered, politely.
We'll, my boy. since you are a fool, :"
began the miller. Il want you first to
tell me what you know. and sfterward
what you don't know. Now, 10 begin,
what do you known
Il know" said the boy, that the
miller's hogs are fat"
Good Very goodr' said the miller.
That is what you know. Now tell
US what you don't know"
Il don't know whose grain fattens
EN-" replied the youth.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-05-28

Mrs. K. Kane, l72 sebor Street, Chi
czgo, ILL.,, writes:
"Peruna has been used so long In
our family that ] do not know how
could get along without it. ! have
given it to all of my children at differ
emit times when they suffered with
Group. colds and The many ailments
that children are subject to, and am
pleased 10 say that it has kept them
in splendid health I have also used
it for a catarrhal difficulty of long
standing and il cured me in a short
time, so have every reason TO praise
Peruna-"-Mrs. X. Kane.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-05-28
peafnes. Cannot BE cured

diseased portion of the ear There Is only one
wav 10 cure dea. ness, and that is by constitu-
don al remedies. Deafness is caused by an in
fsmgd condition of the mucous lining of the
FnStachian Tube. When this tube is fnd AIMED
YOU have a rumbling sound OF imperfect hear
Inc and when it is entirely closed, Deafness Is
ne res ult and unless the Inflammation can be
tasen out and this tube re tofed to its normal
condition, hearing viii be destroyed forever;
min cases out of ten are caused by Catarrh,
which is nothing but an infiamed condition of
themucous surfaces
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any
ease OF Deafness (caused by catarrn) that can
not he cured by Halls Catarrh Cure. Send for
F. J. CHENEY q CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists, 75c-
Halls Family Pills are the best.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-05-28
Refused Co Serve.

A Frenchman went to a brother
member OF his lodge and said to him:
what does a polar bear dor
The brother answered.:
what does a polar bear dor Why,
he sits on the ice"
"Sits on zee ice?'
"Yes," said the brother, 'there Is
nothing else to sit on"
"yell. vat he do, too"
"what does he also do7 Why. lie
eats fish"
Eat fsh-sits on zee ice and eats
fish Then 1 not accept"
You don't accept? What do you
meanY'
"Oh, non, non- I does not accept.
l was appointed to act as polar bear
to zee funeral"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-05-28
Loves Labor Lost

Anxious Mamma-Clara. dear. what
did Mr.. Coldcssh say last night when he
was trying to button your glove in the
halll
Clara-Oh. he merely said that any
man who made gloves that were as hard
10 button as mine ought TO quit the BUSH
ness.
Anxious Mamma-Well, dear, take my
advice and don't waste any more time
in that direction
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-05-28

ga Dunaio hunters Of the xva..o-..
Nnhsas prairies used 70 tell Of bsv,o-
seen and pursued white buffalo q,,,ars
mere white buffalo albinos. such "a
are found at rare intervals In ali the
families OF the animal kingdom. h.,
inc number Of those which existed ~
iact and OF those which existed ,,-a,,,
IN the Imagination, says the Kansas
cly journal, were In wonderful dls-
In 1873 old Ben Garfield who roa
- tne plains with bis tall, gaunt wife
Tor a companion. followed a herd Of
Dunalo from the northern edge Of
what Is now Oklahoma to the sand
mus OF Nebraska. thinking to XIII a
ulg white bull which he had seen In the
nerd- After three weeks Of natlent
stalking Garfield did kin the buIl onIv
10 md that the whiteness OF its an.
pearance was due to a coat Of white
wash.
AN explanation Of this phenomenon
would not be needed by people familiar
with the natural lime beds OF western
Kansas. The habit OF the buffalo is 10
Toll or wallow in every pool Of water
or mud hole to which he comes. Can.
nelds buffalo had simply been rolling
IN bed Of native lime, which. when
dried In the sun. coated his hide with
kind OF plaster.
NO doubt these lime holes accoun,
for many Of the white buffalo" 30 OF.
ten reported by hunters.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-05-28

The American opossum is one of the
most curious animals living in the
ruited States. 1t is the only one that
"a rries its young in pouch, like the
tanyaroo. 1t is the only animal that
can feign death perfectly. 1t is re-
r,orkable for hanging by its tail like
monkey. 1t has hands resembling
t,,ose of a human being. Its snout Is
ike a hogs, while its mouth is liber
sIIv furnished with teeth Its eyes are
no a RATS and it Kisses like s. snake
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-05-28
From Examination Papers.

A friend handed me these excerpts
from examination papers which he had
collected during the past year. They
are the result OF asking the youngsters
to write sentences showing the mean
ing OF the words they had to spell;
Mathematics are all the studies put
together.
1t would take quite long to travel
the radius OF the world.
Stenography means to be a type
writer.
Equilateral means nearly half.
The wild lyon was very radius
He was very radius at me.
Radious. q different kind Of people.
The radius OF the hole was ID feet
deep.-Bc ston Record
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-05-28
what German is Really INC.

AS statesmen go, German is not an
old man. Born in 1899. he has seen
sixty-five years, but they rest upon
him lightly. His form is still as erect
as ever. and his shoulders as broad.
Personally German is a man OF few
petty vices He is a baseball crank
or was when the national game -four
ished-and wastes money raising
chickens and vegetables on his farm
at Laurel, Md. few miles from Wash
ington. Unlike some statesmen he is
not given to the amusement known at
the Capitol as opening wine," and
neither does he smoke tobacco inces-
sanity, like some of his distinguished
colleagues. nor chew it, like certain
eminent jurists. His family life has
been ideal.
German is not approachable, in the
ordinary sense. He does not wear an
air OF very marked geniality, and as a
rule, he keeps his own counsel and
makes confidants of few. But his man
ner, at all times, is suave and polite,
and he has a fashion Of calming enc
mics that has stood him in good stead.
-Leslie's Monthly.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-05-28

A way to favor a salad with garlic
IN tia most delicate manner is to let
Glove Of garlic remain for twenty
four hours In 4 quart bottle Of salad
oil before the latter IS used This gives
lust the indennable tang that much
improves the salad without OVERRIDING
the garlic favor.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-05-28
Nearing the Limit

do you know, darling" said the love
sick young man who was busy planting
microbes. that believe it makes me a
better man every time I kiss your
~Well," rejoined the tafy haired girl
in the parlor scene. at the pace you are
going now there viii soon be 10 more
room for improvement"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-05-28

Wne-I discharged the cook to-day.
Husbznd-Why. l thought you said
not long ago that she was a perfect
jewell
wife-Yes. but jewels. you know, are
more Ornamental than useful