The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1904-09-14
AN UP-TO-DATE HOTEL.
Rules and Regulations Which Gould
Not Fail to Please the Most
Exacting Guest.

Tackled to pillar in the parlor-ex-
change of an excellent summer hotel in
the Blue Ridge, not anything like
thousand miles from Washington, says
the Star, is the following neatly type
written presentation of the hotels adj
vantages:
This hotel has been built and ar
ranged for the special comfort and con-
venience Of the travelling public.
"On arrival each guest will be asked
how he likes the situation, and II he says
the hotel ought to have been placed near
Ell the railroad depot, the location Of the
house will be Immediately changed
Corner front rooms, up only one
fight. for each guest
Every guest will have the best seat
IN the dining hall and the best waiter in
the house.
children will be welcomed with de-
light and are requested to bring hoop
sticks and hockeys to bang the carved
rosewood furniture. especially provided
for that purpose, and peg tops to spin on
the velvet carpets. They will be allowed
to bang on the piano at all hours, fall
downstairs, carry away dessert enough
for a small family in their pockets at
dinner, and make themselves as general
ly disagreeable as the fondest mother
can desire.
Washing allowed in rooms. Ladies
giving an order to put me on fiatiron
will be given one any hour of the day or
night.
The Office clerk has been carefully Sc
lected. out Of a large number of appli-
cants, to please everybody. He can lead
in prayer. play draw poker, match
worsteds in the village store, play bill
liards, is a good waltzer, can lead the
german. make fourth at euchre, amuse
the children, Is a good judge Of race
horses and keeps the dope books right
up to the minute; as a railroad or steam
boat reference is far superior to Apple
tons Guide or anybody else's: will firt
with any young lady involuntarily in
clined to wallfiowerishness, and not
mind being cut to death when pa comes
down; can room 40 people in the best
room in the house when the hotel is full
and they're sleeping In the halls on cots
four deep; attend to the annunciator and
the telephone, and answer questions In
Greek. Hebrew, Choctaw, Irish, Siwash,
Kanaka, Filipino or any other polite Ian
guage all At the same moment. without
turning a hair
Dogs allowed in any room in the
house The management will esteem it a
special favor If persons owning small fox
terrier pups, Just at the teething stage,
will see to 1t that the NUTS eat up all
the upholstery they can during their So
journ in our midst
Separate golf links for each and every
guest Of the house. with four caddies to
each guest. without extra charge.
Guests are particularly requested to
allow the spigots to remain open and the
water to run in their room wash basins
all night
Any lady who feels aggrieved because
some other lady has more and better
clothing has only to report her grievance
TO the clerk. and the offender will be
turned out OF the house at once.
The landlord will always be happy to
hear that some other hotel . few squares
away is the best hotel in the country.
ANY chambermaid isi'ire TO NAL uI
each guests room s1d BED the first thing
in the morning. before any Of the other
room or beds are ATTENDED t. will be
handed over TO tae police
Women with several young children
are requested to seeto 1t that their young
mes play Jumping from the Brooklyn
bridge and 'catehey -horsey' as soon as
they awaken al half-past Eve each morn
ink in order that persons occupying
rooms below may sleep better
ANY lady obiecting TO the presence
Of the bar in the basement has only "a