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The Monticellonian., 1904-04-14

physical condition when this condition is caused by sick kidneys:
 Mrs. Sadie Mettles of 394 w. 4th Ave. Columbus, Ohio, says: Prior to the year 1898 I suffered considerably from backaehe, pain in the head, languor and depression and weakness of the action of the kidneys. The pain was always worse in the morning and felt miserable. was induced to procure a box of Doan's Kidney PilIsand l began their use. They proved prompt and effective. They cured me and there has been no return of the trouble since taking them. owe all the credit to Doan's Kidney Pills.
 AFREE TRIAL of this great kidney medicine which cured Mrs. Mettles will be mailed on application to any part of the United States. Address Foster Milburn Co.,, Buffalo. N. Y. For sale by all druggists, price 50 cents per box.
The Monticellonian., 1904-04-14

The way 10 honest fame Is to study to be what you wish to seem, Socrates.
The Monticellonian., 1904-04-14

Don't forget that promising man sel- dom pays cash.-Chieago Daily News.
The Monticellonian., 1904-04-14

Getting up in the world is better than getting on.-Rams Horn.
The Monticellonian., 1904-04-14

No man is so insignificant as to be sure his example can do no hurt.-Lord Clar- cndOn.
The Monticellonian., 1904-04-14

A trend Tn need seldom hesluates tc tell you so.-Ghcago Daily News.
The Monticellonian., 1904-04-14

The servile imitation of others is the true mark of little mind.-Greville
The Monticellonian., 1904-04-14
WOMEN BREAK DOWN,
Sometimes women drift into a

women drift into a con- dition of half invalid. 3 Continual languor-a all tired out, run down, backache. nerves shat tered, headache, terrible pain, no appetite, poor digestion. In nine cases out of tenit's because the kidneys fail to do their
 work of Altering the
 poisonous system waste
 from the blood. The kidneys are weak and need the strengthening help of Deans Kidney
 Pills. Read how these pills repair a weakened
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1904-10-13
HoeS CURED

S''khH Cuud uith Snns.dv p fom'f.
% Ulr,, also pr'vsn - diasa. ~ a,
tIr how o.. a.. insurHncr, 20 cir' ~
DIS ana s'td man Enywhsre th'''
enough hos lniusuty Itis sur~
Test. auu endorssI iIy r"lish o. rf
~ .. you hs1' si,k hsra - sFor
II nrv pr'.e g. v.l 'r risd O. opo.a pol.
nr'c'' 'n aIv ~.r~ herd You want tr''''
hnN'oIy -rr uan fh-a -errsir ri.h 80
Gee W-ian f'r Nofs m hrr. -ho'e-s 'r
pr'c." wi.h particular. Arer 10 vaot'
e'f-vvf"r. b' snndiv r..
Sss~vnIA Tsu.
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Nrye- Church StfyIcs

Nea Noft DO. r.-h novelty
'- h"iB, srraural g. lhe CsivBy
AeihNdist Erlscorsl ohurc1 in the
shsro of sps~sI service next
SrndtP f.' srAl re-sons not ouly
n'ert"' u' me oorurcpation
many ~ sNou hrve not hhs a.
80 churc. f.r fvp ,r I'll. wears
h'i @'s' a.. mo grry.hsirsl men
enl women living lu to nagu.
h'rhoni Aoiiv. msuhsrs have
'"e' "suvpasiog ttN tttttt,t
a-ouci he chnrCn withla tia "a.
dius .. nile sr3 he,o srranped
10 provide carriarot 90 thoss who
cannot reacA tle church sfn.I
TIE services ui.' b., nrnseotsd
sn s'' #. is svractoi that many
,reeda nd denopms;inrs ~. M.
rerreaeN'ei 80 ne ssrvtcs so d,s.
tinc,inr has paor mario o. ia ~
viistiors Which hsro pteu sxtsri
.ed
IT, oldsB, person wto hss osou
promised ihua Or ID pitaui 10 .
~omsn "a Ner utps,v.third vsar
che ha' Mt sitsudsi service IA
sightAor wear
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can You Sat

: a Tsr',r p rrnmiue merchant
'''Nr'"s'''N' I"r..sa ~ coUI5 not
''- be"sUa" ~ weak atoms,.. Io,.
40 st'en".h sHl ran down d.. wugtr.
an tfst mor'g could fo ass done be,
'' hope ~ rscovor7 VANISHED Her.
ne ~ 10u- woud'ra cur. eNrc,,1
nv use - N"'c' pvsrsp-,n Cure. p cen.
clud'd % try H.. Jhe first L,ttlo he-,.
h't'd me end ~ a' taking fol~ hottie.
lHr fl.lV restot'i ~ ms usual siren.
rth we'rht'Nud bosl,I Eoo1l nrs.
persie Cure dire Is what yuu olt and
cures sod Ur Woods d Orr,
Druggls,s.
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m~-~ '-~-. r-,. e..s 3. 'rfa
tos p. a.. 4--'.- --f -r~Ner
person. vN. Htva r.re fAvs
r-t hav. been -r-r# % hoe. 'v-
1'-ereos re- winter ,.r -rrrt
md wid ~. srm~rr ssy ere
warm N-t'he NIGHT 80. ~-.l so5
PLEASANT ou account %. r, r-v.
-ie breeze h'oo.'n-g.l ni'hl Tht
'ori1' chorp coneitprin 49, frr.
i'i'r- a. e-,' hrt ~0ine ur 20
price e-l -~rts 80 'i~e'. rry
For "a. Feast trough s. s'-ong
enough e, riss huyin- or eer'ce
% iart near Roo
After -tsvin- 'hrr, -r wo. ]
started vrst s~air coin H-7prt
t~tenras int, 'te Indie Tsritl-
Frs f found the Te--'pr, Isrd
fertile INT a As,re~or r'er. Ca
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GOos sam fot $500 %, A:L.

'Nters TO cleared ur5sr .0ad ~
everyone 'iHsb.a Mo- 4 ron, dpaI'h
= torch ' sut hall. row q cost "a'
tHnAu' h0us tohsrco bain tA.
houN tcfsr ~ t,hsrce. eto y fsf'
"''' y cier"re : srfrs In ur"tsf.
'rtorosti r. nnirerL yor ell li.' %
p'Hu, THIS f7r~ ne sdignine ~.
vllsC'sfsvcrc with school snd r"s-o.'
'tof er. right - che dor 'i'.
tortmr.r 10 hsrgsfn - this far7 s
whose 'rcefrete6 wonld n weli n go q
p.srr AZ once. For iuTthcf infor'rN''
Hodrrs W j. Kennedy y
tsoa, ~
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"'Nff --irdrvf'iuus mar . coma
a. 'er'nAne'' rN''-r'.>rtt tire = 10 r'i'
uisctunrs ~crrrsry. tr loos - o.
ou"re.a - ths -y,irtv n,S sf,oir Id
irrtithy kusfucss surce.-iul a'f '
th'lisheI Sa.hry s,s, ~ vel ~ - ''
i@rs.. ~sSrv r'sih rrel N FRO hnr
ONO. 'tVf'"r n rnorey aavarre. p
r,r'"" 0.- esssrrH Finch CO.,
address I'D 'cvelnra qrrersf Nsns's
Comm pl0-s Crlesro
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Dp. FENNEp'S
KIDNEY sns
BaCkaChe
al dfr ll1E o. Hlcutys nHfnT
adder. Urinary o. ans. kh
Alsa RhCur1 Ettsu.. BUOE
toha Hc lrtDiEay Ef .urEvel fNh

Dmt Docowt utscoutrgsd Tngre 10 :
'ui lrOT vnu. O. nee ssur, wr'te Q. tt luef
ttu b w 3Dnur ilil uuu caring iUst such
80 a. y $3.50. Ati e.. ..'.ata..u.5 a4le.
go haU ut IRE Cuss Ot d 'urv O.. lae anu
r-ouunt .,IU. ulB.il. tcg t'.puy matter
Suryrod tUfcIHa u4.T as VA. "A. v.riuu.ty
a furfrC vs. ia tv'uats CrIubiFs. 49,. iurnt. T..
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DIT hts.th, naI l,.p4.. ti,.
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% VINE nHnnt sura Or.i uicular W
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MY WESTERN TRIP
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Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1904-10-13

SOU young 'eaoi'''0"
times a sad Thought woo.f -77
over my mind when I would ''s
my eyes to"ari tho oast ana 1901
Ion The South slope 'f L''E''
mountain waafo The me-" m'0'
.meots stand no marx mo 'n.
where io The bloody day 10
siNt.es Che brave hearts f'' or .
| blue and grey faI '' r.5a 0. more
hat I would soon erase q. .'.
my mind and LOOK SOM. ''N''
'4.'.taI Dixie
| .N'i ...s lovely '..'... II
..>'' ''li 'n ny .''''
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dog ''.'g.. = '' IN '' i',
'"e "luI .1e''O' '.'
D .'' " '7'' '' ON
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am. q. '' 'o''7''uh..' ''.,,'
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..a--s.a.ass---saa
=. over the lookout mountains
''aa west over ''e "umher'an.
..n'.'r g. naaise'''s Ne's
ma
Ner rgish 90 say bal rev ra,
one nowadays T'''unasrla'e src'
d. route p, his one ius' rog curioa
! y h.t hoeinq plenty " time
determined 20 learn something
| ah.r. mountain 'irs Having
/ y..,a. compass : TOOK a western
e..rsa thy,1gh lho woods not .
IIa'i to Iollos, rashiny wy wheel
I h} w side. often having 30 90 car
r. u OK down % mountain often
going a I-rs 1istaaca before see
ing one .. those 'iu'e mountain
cabins by The side % amoanlau
where Don v.I. see teaalirv.
s'rsa- u water lo'ahirr forth
from .'a bowels o, Che mountain
s. e.e-r 81 pure one taking a
lrrs't .. +. makes him tea. ,hs.
F.. BE could ho.a Chat KIND .t ea.
ter e., din, ~. Che ti.a &c would
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Continued 20 7,h~ page
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1904-10-28
SIX DOCTORS raIled.

south Bend. ID, Oct. "a Especially
After suffering from Kidney Disease for
three years; after taking treatment
from six different doctors without get
ting relief, Mr.. j. o. Laudeman of this
place found not only relief but speedy
and complete cure in Dodd's Kidney
Pills. Speaking Of his cure Mr.. Laude-
man says:
eyes, suffered from Kidney Trou-
BILE for three years and tried six doctors
to no good. Then took just two
boxes Of Dodd's Kidney Pills and they
not only cured my kidneys, but gave
me better health in general. Ofcourse
recommended Dodd's Kidney Pills to
others and ! know number now who
are using them with good results.''
Mr.. Laudeman's case is not an excep.
ton. Thousands give similar expert.
ences. For there never yet was a case
OF Kidney Trouble from Backache u
Brieht's Disease that Dodd's Kidne,
Pills could not cure. They are the
only remedy that ever cured Bright
Disease.
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1904-10-28
No Time Loaf.

A mother, after days of preparation
for a weeks absence from home, sud-
denly remembered. after the train was
well under way, that she had left a
bottle of certain well-known remedy
within reach of the meddlesome little
fingers Of her 3-year-old son. She re-
membered, too, that there was moth
ing that the child loved better than
the aromatic contents of that particu-
lar bottle.
Hurriedly calling the porter, the anx-
ious mother prepared a message to be
telegrapbed from the first station. 1t
read:
Hide bottle Of Robbie's medicine.
Left it on table in my ROOM"
An hour later she received this not
altogether soothing message from the
boys father:
TOO late. Bobbie got there first"
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1904-10-28


Even a bathing suit can't look a
peek-a-aboo shirt waist in the face.
A girl doesn't have to have common
sense II she has beauty or money.
Some men are born troubled, some
hunt for trouble and some marry into
it
If women don't like one of their own
number they are very suspicious that
the men will.
1t takes a mighty trusting woman to
believe that loving her is better test
than making love to her
Generally when you kiss girl she Is
30 busy getting up feeling of surprise
she forgets to be indignant
A girl has to be mighty pretty to be
able to feel Indifference about the
clothes some other girl has.
It's just like woman to wish she
had curly hair when she hasn't even
got enough of the kind she has.
A woman would rather go shopping
and not get something she wants than
TO get it without going shopping.
It's mighty funny how woman's
hair can begin to turn red about the
time you think it is ready TO turn gray.
A woman wouldn't get any satisfac-
ton out of having children If she could
not brag about how well brought up
they are.
No matter how blue a man is over
his business his wife knows it will be
all right when the baby's new tooth
comes through.
There are very few rows in the fam
| lily where the man always says the
only coffee he can drink without get
ting indigestion is at home.
When she can't find anything else
to worry about a woman can do il
over the fact that when she is widow
she will get very tired wearing dark
clothes so long.
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1904-10-28
INDIAN DlciPLINE.
Red Men Are Possessed Of Much Natu
raj Politeness.

Red Men Are Possessed Of Much Natus
raj Politeneas.
No people are possessed Of a greater
share of natural politeness than the
Indians, wrote Isaac Weld in 1890;
they will never interrupt while another
is speakingl nor, If one has told them
anything which they think to be false,
viii they bluntly contradict him. They
deem it highly becoming In warrior
to accommodate his manners to those
Of the people with whom he may hap
pen to be. The following anecdote is
told by Mr.. Weld in How Our Grand.
fathers Lived:
Our friend Nekig, The Little Otter,
had been invited to dine with US at
the house of gentleman at Detroit,
and he came accordingly, accompanied
by his little son, boy of nine or ten
years.
After dinner a variety of fruits was
served, and among the rest were some
peaches, a dish of which was handed
to the young Indian.
He helped himself to one with be-
coming propriety; but Immediately at.
terward he put the fruit to his mouth
and bit piece out Of 1t.
The father eyed him with indigna-
ton, and spoke some words to him in
low voice, which l could not under
stand, but which, on being interpreted
by one Of the company, proved to be a
warm reprimand for his having been
so deficient in observation as not to
peel his peach, as he saw the gentle
man opposite him had done.
The little fellow was extremely
ashamed Of himself; but he quickly
retrieved his error by drawing plate
toward him and peeling the fruit with
the greatest neatness.
Some drink to which he was after.
ward helped, not being by any means
agreeable to his palate, the little fellow
made wry face, as child might nat
urally do. This called forth another
reprimand from the father, who told
him that he despaired of ever seeing
him a great man or a good warrior II
he appeared thus to dislike what his
host had kindly given him. The boy
took the rest of his drink with seem
ing pleasure.
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1904-10-28

The congress Of German naturalists
which lately met at Breslau has es-
tablished a museum with the object
of illustrating the arts OF quacks.
There is large collection Of quacks'
advertisements of patent medicines,
"infallible cures" and varied assert
ment of harmless" and 'instantane-
GUS remedies"
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1904-10-28

In London the stairways and eleva-
tors used for access to or egress from
the stations of the underground rail-
roads do not occupy any part of the
streets. The railway companies had
to buy space in block where they
wanted station, just as any one has
to do who wants to build house or
store.
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1904-10-28

Riches take wings
Eyes, and wings take riches" re-
piled the man who had been backing a
flying machine enterprise. Houston
Post.
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1904-10-28

Samuel Taylor Coleridge, British
composer, will visit the United States
this month. He is one of the most in
teresting figures in the world of music
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1904-10-28

DR.. Corfe, British bishop of Korea,
who has been trying for years to learn
the Korean language, has given up in
despair and resigned.
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1904-10-28
TEA

Tea thoughts are like dream
thoughts, not tied to our
cares and sorrows.
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1904-10-28

Admiral George Dewey's portrait,
painted by w. D. Murphy of New York.
has been hung in the Vermont state
house.
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1904-10-28

In three years the progeny Of pail
Of rats, under favorable conditions, will
number 1000.
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1904-10-28

For bronchial troubles try Pisoa CURE
for Consumption. It Ii good cough
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1904-10-28
catsrrh Cannot Be- Cared

with LOCAL APPLICATIONS, as they cannot
reach the seat Of the disease. Catsrrh Is :
blood or constitutional disease, and in order 10
Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken internally, and
acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces.
Halls Catarrh Cure IL not q luack medicine.
In this country for years, and Is q regular pre-
scription. II is composed OF the best tonics
known, combined with the best blood puri-
dIers, acting directly on the mucous surfaces.
The perfect combination Of the two ingredients
Is what produces such wonderful results In
curing Catarrh. Send for testimonials free.
FL CHENEY a CO., Props, Toledo. o.
Sold by druggists, price Zoe.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1904-10-28

Frank ]. Gould has purchased 1000
acres OF land in Chesterfield county,
Virginia, and will build commodious
hunting lodge on 1t.
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1904-10-28

We stand fall by our
sea Schilling's Best and
we're not going-down.
v..r u,e~ r...... v.u, ....v ~. x...,u.A
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1904-10-28
vc[AlIiiARRH

suffered for long time with bad
case of Catarrh, and took great deal of
medicine without any benefit.
had continual headache, my cheeks
had grown purple, my nose was always
stopped up, my breath had sickening and
disgusting odor, and Icoughed necessarily
Iheard of your S. S. S. and wrote you.
commenced to use it, and after taking
several bottles I was cured and have
never since had the slightest symptom of
the disease. MISS MARYL. STORM.
Cor. 9TH & Felix SITS, st. Joseph, Mo.
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1904-10-28
TEA

When we say I've. 7 we
mean your grocer. He's we
and we're he. Moneyback
does it.
Your grocer return. ysu. ns.v y. ssa's IN
sshilliass Best.
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1904-10-28
TEA

We look through your
grocer TO you; beyond. but
through your grocer. to you.
Your grocer return. pour .ea.y Y you dsa's ins
schuIing's Best.
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1904-10-28

Devil fish has been added to the list
of human food.
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1904-10-28
Have You
Tried 1t !?
MOOre'S
Revealed
Remedy

FOR your stomach and liver. Three doses
wilkmake You Feel better. Never failed
For sale by your druggist.
Stewart and Holmes Drug Co. Seattle
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1904-10-28
Wheeling. w. Va. Nav 20, roc

WHESIlHB, W. yd., MAY " 1879
had Nasal Catarrh for years for which
used S. S. S, with very gratifying results.
tried local applications for some time,
and getting no permanent relief came to
the conclusion that the seat of the trouble
was in the blood. Knowing S. S. S. to be
a good blood medicine I began its use,
and after using it for some little while it
did away entirely with the offensive mu-
Gus in the nostri1s, and did not have to
hawk and spit, especially in the morning,
to dislodge the catarrhal matter.
1927 South ST. FRED H. PRESSY.
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1904-10-28

The filthy secretions and foul mucous that
are continually dropping back into the
throat, find their way into the stomach
and are absorbed into the blood. Catarrh
The Minneapolis journal., 1904-12-30
What the Market Affords.

ENTILS German importation belonging to the pea
L. family and used in the same split peas
They sell for 10 pound and have high place in the
vegetarian dietary for their nourshing qualities. Split
peas sell for 5cents pound. Either Of these materials
makes nutritious and tasty soup most acceptable during
cold weather. An easy and convenient way make these
soups when is necessary have fire in the range steadily
Of pound of any kind of
dice, adding little ham; put in gallon beanpot with
onion carrot tablespoonful of and three gs Of
split peas lents R pot with cold water and bake
for three half hours Another recipe that requires
peas rens for four five hours drain and add them
three quarts Of stock when boiling add chopped carrot
onion and celery with bunch Of herbs if ked and cook
hour Season. take out herb add small lump Of butter
and the soup is not sufficiently thckened by the
It English custom eumbe dry mint the top Of
pea soup
Most people careless about drying mint in the
but they buy the powdered article nicely put
glass bottles, for quarter.
Beans frequent article the table in great
variety of FORMS The best navy beans sell for 10 cents
quart.
Soups made of arinaceous foods desirable at this
and all good and cheap barley sage etc., costing
about five cents pound and the meat used in making the
stock being the cheaper bonier Barley calls
for two pounds Of shin Of beef quarter Of pound Of pearl
barley large bunch of parsley fresh dried four onons
potatoes seasonngs and four quarts of Simmer
gently for four hours the bones and meat rub
puree seve boil and If DESIRED the shreds
Of meat be returned to the after straning making
it hearer dish the meat be used for made Dishes
The Minneapolis journal., 1904-12-30
W51h tie Long RoaD.
-"Eye nature's walks, shoof folly

I'D you notice the grade crossings still lying in
~ wait today?
big church scandal is the east, the headlines in
Zone the papers reading comprehensivey Woman Bls-
op Rector Inouiry' Will read it? Not unless
cast away on desert island without any other literature
And we claim be any better than anybody else eth
'er. Simply sick of that kind of stuff
MM-4
There are some advantages in being very very rich
when the mercury dips tube and the wind blows
rywhoo you stay your boodwah all day and let the
country drift along as best it may.
How would you like get out with neat little sled
named Shooting STAR and slide down hill three or four hours
with little dark girl with cu 1t used to be pretty jolly
MA4
Larry Ho the St. poet Larry-at, has been getting
out calendar 1905 packed full of dates smiles and good
nature, matter if the does tip over the m1lkpa
~
81 IF YOU can believe the comic supplements there is
Aoncb Of the comic in the affair when prominent citizen
abdominal of beauty properly developed steps
on an icy spot and thrown like bag OF flour falling from
the kitchen table 1t may be humorous to the improperly de
veoped the but there anything IN III
that awaens laughter in the victim Last week prominent
member Chamber Of Commerce. doing his Christmas
shopping skdded icy stone sidewalk with glare on 1t
like glasses of Boston girl the OF faux pas
There time clutch at The victim hit the
sidewalk foot below the neck with the pressure Oh
several hundred footpouds the square inch Of surface
The sight appalling that it caused several old ladies
out cunning after sofa cushions and handkerchefs tor
christmas TO throw up their mltts IN surprise anu horroI
The prominent citizen looked hard at the po brushed
off his garments and walked sty away without cussing the
sidewalk Inspector hard work fall down hard after
you past 40.
One Of those delightful functions, Esquimaux lawn
party, sometimes known Icce Fee held at the
residence of Mrs G. Moses of 1882 Greenland last
Tuesday afternoon and evening" The ladies staying
Of and astrahan and iced chopped
and served under the Miss Felicia Plumber rendered
charming selection from Pmkheimer, Opus ~, entitled
'Father Owns tn United States.' Mrs. Jinks sang
lection from the OPERA ''The Arctic Sea called The
Esqumaux Dogs FAREWELL rendering the solo my Bark
Is Bg with stunning effect. Mr. Coal sang the
furnace song from Ill Anthracitore called Our Furnace
Gives Out Chilly E1ea
Two busy shoveling out paths in the garden
during the reception and the wndbreak beside the stone
where Japanese incense sticks burning keep
off the mosquitoes and to the chilly ones, popu
lar The air from the northwest fresh and spark
ling and a pleasant time had A J. R.