Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1904-08-26
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eoaiS ninftfcu Spdfkies 10 IeIOfm
him. She-Indeed. He seems happy.
He-He is. She failed.--Exchange.
"You hold my future happiness" he
told the girl. why don't you hold it
yourseif?" she asked. coyly.-C Chicago
Post.
Experience. you know, IL good
teacher" Yes. but wish there were
more vacations In that school, CHI
cago Post.
Are your intentions toward the
widow serious?" "oh, very. j am GO
Ing, IL possible. to get out of marry
ing her."-Life.
Tailor-Do you want padded shoul4
ders. my little man? winie-Naw.
pad de pants! OATS where / need
1t most. Chicago News.
did Jerrold get anything out Of his
rich uncle's estateY' well, rather
he married the daughter Of the attor.
ney for the estate. Elk.
Boston Governess-Yes. children.
the eyes enable us to see. Now, Emer-
son. tell me what the nose 10 for.
Little Emerson--It's for holding eye
,, glasses.--Puck.
BlObbs-Haye you ever had any ex-
perience with train robbers ON your
traveis7 slobbs Well. I've stacked
up against a good many Pullman ear
porters. Philadelphia Record.
Il don't believe bachelors have any
hearts," she said. why. we're just
the men who do have Them" he re-
piled, why 10 thatY. she asked.
Because we haven't lost them"
| Willie Pa, can't have some
Pa-see here! You've got plateful
Of food before You. Willie-Yes, sir;
but Pa--Well. keep your mouth
shut and eat it.--Philadelphia Public
Ledger.
Cannibal King-That missionary
made an awful fuss, didn't her Head
Chief-Terrible, sir. His struggles
were frlghtful. ,Cannibal KING Well
serve him as piece de resistance
Town Topics.
She-But IL you say you can't bear
the girl. why ever did you proposef
He-Well, her people have always
been awfully good to me. and it's the
only way could return their hospi-
tality.-Punch. A
How ! envy that boyv' said Smith.
EYES," acquiesced his friend; 1--WE all
envy a sturdy youngster like that for
his youth" "Oh, that's not i'll
He's the butchers boy, and you should
hear the way he talks to my wifey'
Come, now" said mamma, who
had taken the children for a walk
through the Zoo. lets 60 home and
see papa" "Oh, nor protested Elsie.
''let's see these other monkeys first"
Philadelphia Press.
/ OF the New York kind: "WonlO
yOu mind keeping that hat ont" Keep
1t on! Why, was just about to take
it or" ''I: know 1t. But / don't
want to see any more of this play
than can help."-Life.
Gothamite-I hear you have Vas
sar graduate for cook. Isn't II rath-.
er expensive? Harlemite-Not very.
She works for her board ana clothes.
G0thamite-Why, how does she come
to do that? Harlemite--She's my wife.
Harlem Life.
Chronic Shopper-How much are
your Baldwin apples? Fruit vender
Fifteen cents a quarter-peck. ChrOn-
ic Shopper-Can't you sell me q quar-
ter-peck for ~ cents? Fruit yender-
Yes. but not 90 big quarter-peck.-
Baltimore American.
Their meeting: She flushing ex-
pectantly)-Fred Smithers, as 1 liveI
Poor fellow-it saddens me to think
how broken mp he was over my re-
fusal. He (wrinkling forehead
Where In thunder have l seen that
woman before Brooklyn Life.
Applicant (for position as cook)-
How many AFTERNOONS out durin' the
wake. MIN? Mrs. Highmore- Well,
Of course, you can have every Thurs
day, and Applicant-I'm askin'
ye. min, how many AFTERNOONS cut
ye want yersilf.-Chicago Tribune.
Hints on pronunciation: If the
place lie on the Chinese coast, remem-
Der the number of your laundry ticket.
multiply by six. subtract what is left,
and find the puzzle. If a Russian
name, add three portions, hneese. cross
your fingers. and forget it.-New Or
leans Times Democrat.
Towne- Hear what Sniffkins did
when the collection plate came round
to him in church last Sunday Browne
No. Dropped button in. 1 sup
pose. Towne-Not even that. He
leaned over and whispered: II paid