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The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1904-01-01

ne AoNtIthu
EEekn spent
most OF his wax
ing hours In the
various resorts
where the gen
tlemen OF his
color most do
congregatei TAX
ing such Sits
as the Fates
might send In
the way OF re-
freshmen, and
volubly thank.
ing the "Lo'd''
for tho drops
and cru m b 8
which foil TO his
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1904-01-01

Naturally the fare IN both forms
being Of an uncertain quality, the
times OF famine we're in m inverse
ratio to the times OF plenty and IN
consequences the talk OF feasts TO come
occupied more hours than their con.
sumption. On this particular oeca.
sion tho conversation had turned on
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-02-17
OBITUARY OBJ Il .
Mrs. Ophelia S. Iustis.

F i
Mrs. ophelia s. Justis, wife OF Mr.:
r.. "A. Justls. OF Dry Bridge Chesterfield cid
county, and daughter of Mrs. Josephine
r. Mcdowell and the late William ! !
Mcdowell, died at the Virginia Hospital
last night at 1880 % clock
Mrs. Justis was brought from her home
a few days ago to submit to IN opera
tor for long-standing trouble. The
or,cration was successfully performed, and
Fer numerous friends, who were con-
stantlyiin attendance, were confident OF
her speedy recovery. but on Monday un-
looked for complications arose, and not
w.thsanding ne az hete rraa
ually grew worse Until last evening, when
tho end came. Her remains Will be taken
to Dry Bridge on the Southern Railroad,
On the 70: 80 o'clock train to-day, aud VIII
be carried to her homo near that place.
The burial will be at Bethel Church on
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-02-17
COMES UP TOMORROW.
Bill to Have Commissioners APP
pointed by Courts.

at tho regular meeting OF tile House
Committee on Counties, Cities and Towns
to be held tomorrow, the bill offered by
MI. Wood, Of Rappahannock, to have
commissioners of the revenue appointed
by the Circuit Courts instead OF elected
BY the people will come up for consid-
Grafton. There are some strong advo-
Gates of the bill on both sides Of tile
capitol, and tho patron will be aided
both In the committee ard on the floor
by Captain W. D .Cardwtl, of Hanover,
ana other old members OF prominencc
The Constitution provides that, IL these
officers are chosen by the people. they
shaii not, be eligible for reelection. It
Is contended that the Circuit Courts
would select men highly fitted for the
places and that when a man shall have
served for one or two terms he Is better
llted Tor the intricate duties Of the
Office than one unused to them. The bill
would also insure Democratic commits
ssloners In all counties and cities Of tho
State
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-02-17
WORK ON BUDGET.
subcommittee Named to Under
take Arduous Task.

The Committee on Finance last night
named subcommittee from that body
ana delegated to them the arduous task
of framing tho budget to be submitted
ard approved later on by The full body.
The subcommittee Is composed of the
following gentlemen from the two
branches; Messrs. j. B. Wood. chairman:
S. n. Cottrell and Marx Gunst, from the
BoGrd; and Gilbert x. Pollock and RI.
r. Pollard. Jr. from the Common Council.
The subcommittee have 30 far fixed no
timo for their first meeling, but they
VIII likely get down to business within the
next few. days.
The committee hope to huve the budget
ready to be reported 10 the Council at
tlrst Monday night In March,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-02-17
'YO|Uj'N|'GIL ], SHOOTS Q
A=Y0UNC MAN AN
Pistol Goes OFF iii 11cr Hands
An Epidelnic Of
Measles.

tspeolal TO The rlmcs-Dlspatclh
NORWOOD, NELSON CO., VA, rob. 49, l,
Miss lille kidd while o9ling ,o with To- 9
day Discharged tho load. which strucl |, = !.
young man, Mr.. j. l. Orrock, VINO at 1 tf,e
time was talking to tho young gil. MI ar.
O)rrook is employed as extra 9per r, ,r bg
bali entered Ills left breast, about two
inches nbove the heart ana took SIZE e,e
glpt,ce under HIS arm. The doctor mas
beer trying to locate the uall put w, 70 {,
rious
Measles is nn epidemic hcrc whole
families are stricken down 1t time.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-02-17

Lifted Awful Fear OF sudden Deatii fsrori
4 Her Mind--Cured Herr Heart Weakness,
sinklng spelis,la Neuraig1 a - r roubles
Common to a Mlnlot Women. u u. 8
1.ou will realize 40 YOU 5read Mrs. Arr,-
old's letter hat the worst 9i.all her SUI
fcrifgs was tho grim IOfeoodlngl OF suouen
D livery tired, worried, oyerstrnlncd wo.
man knows these morbid lati,c z a n.
feurs, THEY are the direct result q run,
,'1s''S Mrs Arnold Suffered Fron,
Heart Disease 1'alpltatio,n. Sinking Feel.
'nss' SegWFeE1HgYl1 9Sfs!a RSs00d'''s VI
hid, as itsBrea1 cause; Weakness Of tho
Slnrcr Nerves, and the resultant weakness
OF the various organs of the Dody I'll OF
which depend directly on Nerve Force. Il
Palne's Celery compound cured Cd the the
iso CROWN STREET NEW, HAVEN /, &,
i 4 4 ~ December 2 1903.
..'please accept this letter from a grateful
\ girl. Painc's Celery compound mas
55sa from m. na te f taai dn
or sudden death by heart disease, Sew
Y cral members of the fnmily on ny
Y mothers side have bcen taken OIL WITH
qu to, nin ,nfa to war nfgilo heart every
time I tried to do active work Is a !. i, u /
could not go upstairs without the aWlui
Sir King 4feeling-ns II IN aiOthcr second
~ would DO dead.
doctors bled me several times. and an
other doctor told me that my trouble p,
was ,ncuralgln Of the, nerves Of the
heart. which were , brcnkns :, down ,;n,
doctors, but without Saying anything
\ took tho adj vice q r friend, who son,
}}s Mo a book about Palne's Celery Con-
~ ptund, in which there was a ettern from
r lady, whose case was almost exactly titl
i Ike mine. "a . N
~ took tho Celery Compound regularly,
ana tis two months now since my hus-
q band and 1singreed that II was com
Ap!ete cure. AGit8 il .85g 7
81 can almost run npstalss now, which ,,t j
,,o more sinking spells or palpitation,
and my heart beats as s''und and reg
ulariy as my husbands. ~. \, 4.
MRS. H.. CHuRCHlLL ARNOLD"
"Tracc every dlsease or pain to the
TRUE CAUSE. Pain Is only the slun or
symptom. It Is Idle to treat the pain II
SELF. The only true cure for suffering ls
the cure that CURES THE Rue
Of the IN NER nerves."
IT,. NJ d.. IlJ.s
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-02-17
Miss Mary ], Lown, ].
special 10 Tho Times u,snatch.,

@ (Spectal to Tho Times Dlsnatchl
BON AIR, VA, Feb l6,-Miss Mary
i, Lown died at tho home OF her niece.
Mrs, John Grim, last Saturday, and was
buried from Hopewel Church. In the cem-
AUNT Mary ms she was familiary
known ,,1 by all her friends, was born near
Ridgeway, Canada but came to Virginia
several years ago and made her home
with her relatives here n chestertlela,
natient through long years, and her gem
lie face will be greatly missed from her
home. She was sixtyrsix years old ana
leaves only one sister,SMrs, =, F, Miller
Who, with her husband, lives near HOP
We'll church, in Chesterfield county.
Deaths in Petersburg
fspecial to The Tines lspa teh.)
PEsTERsBURG, VA, Feb. l6-Mrs.
Tlorcnre Magill Iyey died YESTERDAY
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-02-17
Mrs. o. F. Powell,
VERY POPULAR,

Tho "Osgood' Standard Scales, manufae-
t,,red by Osgood Scale Co., Central Streel,
Binghamton, N. y, are the supJects OF
an illustrated announcement 70 me tFaae,
In this issue, They emphasize ne lhc'
That they want dealers and agents eYe :,
where to handle the farm 5 I saaie ,a 1a nv
house adds a proposition to ship Ecaies
or thirty-days' trial, The wagon scales
made by this firm are becoming very
nop,,lar and the sales are larger man
was expected, "A catalogue VIII pc SEM
on application,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-02-17
ASK RECEIVERS FOR
INSURANCE COMPANIES
(By Associated Prcss.)

II BALTIMORE, Feb. 1e.--Appllcations
were made to-day by pollcyholders for
the appointment or receivers for the
Baltimore Fire Insurance Company and
the Home Fire Insurance Company OF
Baltimore. No specific allegations OF
deficit In assets were made, but the plain
tlff in each case alleged insolvency.
The proceedings were not asserted to by
the companies, and no statement OF Ia
bilities or assets could DO obtained
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-02-17

Younger. Ellen Witt Bessie Watson. OF
Danville; Nellie Spence, Ethel Atkinson,
Juliet Keith Mary Eppes. Meade Bur-
well, Carrie Rennolds Annita Cussens.
Margaret Michigan, of Norfolk; Mary
Policy and Mary Hughes.
Personal Mention.
Mr.. George Peter Cary. of Chicago. vas
expected to reach Richmond yesterday TO
remain for a week or two with Mrs.
Cary who is spending the winter here
Rabbi Calisch. whose reputation Us an
orator is we'll known, has kindly consent
ed to lecture on THE Wandering jew"
Thursday, February 18TH at TIE Woman's
Club. for the benefit of the Rosemary
Public Library. Tickets can be had at the
library or at the door for SO cents each.
February Odd will be donation day ut
Saint Paul's Home for the Aged. Money.
provisions of all kinds, nhpery for the
table and whatever the friends of the
homo can send for the support of the
old and helpless will be thankfully re-
ceived. 81
Mr.. Lewis Rosendorf spent several days
of this week at the Jefferson Hotel, he
left with his bride last evening for st,
Augustine, Fla, and while there VIII Do
at the Ponce de Leon.
At the meeting of the Milton Work
Whist Club last afternoon, the highest
scores north andp south wero made by
Mrs Bland Smith and Mrs. !. II, White;
east and west by Mrs. James Keith aud
! Mrs, Marshall, OF Warrenton, Va.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-02-17
Goochland Gayety.

Especial to Tho Times'Dlspatc1lJ
HADENSYILLE, VA. Feb. 16,-,The
"Hadensyille t'linch Club act last Friday
at the residence of Mr.. r. IT,, Trice.,
MIR. w, p. Parrish, travelling salesman
Tor Tregellas, Herter s. 10, Baltimore
left February 18th for South Carolina,
at,el a visit of several days to his par
ents. Senator and Mrs. f, NJ. Parrish. las
hcuse was among the few left after
this disastrous fire,
Miss, Lula Wash entertained at her
home last Thursday evening. Carroms'
finch and other games We're engaged IN
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-02-17
WILEY's BREAD.
Many Poor Families Are Being
Fed DailY-The Districts.

That no confusion may occur Mr.. Wiley
Superintendent Of the Methodist Institute,
tends from Ninth Street east and all
that section west of Ninth Street makes
district No. 2.
-Four barrels Of Dunlop's Patent. Flour
were gwen out TO slxty-four house
keepers Yesterday in twelve and half
pound sacks. The bread Will be collected
FROM .lsrl No. ] this afternoon, and
The workers OF the lady board OF yisi-
tors at the mission and members of tho
City Mission will have Inc tickets 10
i distribute among the poor.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-02-17
A Loaded Shell,

Especial to The Times-Dispatcl.)
CHARLES CITY G. H., Feb. 16,--Mr.
II L. Dou,hat, OF NYeynnoKc, while re-
moving fig tree a few days since, struck
his hoe against a hard Substance, which
proved to be nine-inch shell. which
lind lain buried at the root Of the tree
since the Civil War; the shell was loaded.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-02-17
Tomlinson-Tyree..
,nocIo,, ~ ,I,he Tlmes-pispatcl

(SpecInl 70 The Times DlspatchJ
CHESTNUT, VA, Feb. 10.-Cyrus T.
Tominson and Annie 3, Tyree were mar
ried at the home of the brides parents
Thursday evening by the RevJr. y, Gate
wood. They expect to make their future
home at Eagle Mountain where the groom
is In the employment of the Chesapeake
and Ohio Railroad Company,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-02-17
COTTON NOW, MAKING
NEW LOW RECORDS
lByl Ass,occtated Press.l

NEW YORK. Feb 16.-cotton reached
a new low point to-day. prices OF futures
going from to II points lower than on
Wednesday last, and the lowest since the
early part Of December. March sold down
to 1924, May to 1865 and July to l2 2.
There was big selling all the afternoon,
the New Orleans market being closed for
the Mardi Gras holiday. &
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-02-17
CONFESSED THEFT,
Walter Jenkins Acknowledges
That He Broke Into a Store.

Walter Jenkins, colored, was arrested
last night BY Sergeant Barfoot and ON
GERS Amos. Neisz and McAlulen. on the
charge OF breaking into W. q. Mahoney's
store on the night of the 9Th and carrying
of two guns and n lot of ammunition,
he acknowledged the theft and is locked
. Up W the Second Station.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-02-17
REX IS lMPERSONATED
Blythe COTTON KING
(Ry A ssociated Press.)

(Byi Associated Press)
NEW ORLEANS, Feb. 16.-Rex, the
MERRY Monarch of the Mardi Gras,'
rode through tho streets at tho head Of
magnificent pageant to-day. choosing
for his subject In tho Realm of lmagl-
natlon'' The theme was beautifully
handled in twenty-five cars. Frank -.
Hayne, tho Cotton King" changed his
title for the day and impcrsonnted Rex.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-02-17
To Hang for Murder.
lSpeclnl to INC Tlmes-DLspatl

Especial TO TIC 'Tlmes-DlspatcIJ
TAZi1lVEI,L, VA. Feb lG--Hcnry
Woodard, the negro who murdered Mine
Boss Frank Tabor, young White man.
q, Pocahontas last Christmas. was tried
before Judge Henson's court here this
week and sentenced TO be hung on April
= +. !. ~ \ ~.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-02-17
DEATHS.
.M-,n-mLn-0-O

aIANNoN Died At his home SIS \; FoI iTsh.
ruary Fl, 1929, died February I6 1921 49,,
Y Funeral $3.50 T. NJ, BRAIEY. ~ slsn-
uynental Church. Interment pukwooa Ge'''e-
terry ,4sie 1,,,,,,n,to,
IN. ca papers please copy 5l q,
JusTIs Died at the Virginia Hasp!tal l,iss
day February TO- 1904, Mrs OH LA ~ Sty 0 ~
Josephine r. and the late William j. Mfl'oW-
e1 Eu nspa vii take r1lace from Bethel aap,,l
county, on THURSDAY, February 10 l~4' ~
1880 F, NJ. sa
pUcKETT pied at his residence ~ !, r ons,t
ilishMSI, H., 9! HeSruary ,ssh Mr.. ANDREW
PgckGTr aged i slStyf ,hY mt yed. al his
late residence. Friends ard neluaintapcfeGs ars
1 Invited 10 attend Interment Many Cel'As'
u "a 4
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-02-17
nTHE WANDERING JEW"

4 octura by DR.. calisch, for benefit Of
rose mary publc Library, Taursday, FOB o., !,
NV IL 1901 at $3.50 r. NJ, at Womans
t,n,b1 Tickets SOC. For sa,c at Library
and at door. is' St
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-02-17

7AEl + = i Z, \.
leyening at the home Of her husband, MI
Wayerly Ivey. in Chesterfield county
aged twenty-eight years The funerai
will be held Tomorrow afternoon 1T at b
O'Clock, and the intermcnt WI! pc ~
the family burying ground OF spencer.
u. Iyey near Leader. Chesterfield couuh -
Y Hampton Mallory McGhee. aged ten
wears. died 'sihis morning at the home
=; hid mother, Mrs. ~. II. McGhee, IN
Petersburg. He was the only chiiu o. q
Mrs. Annie Myrtle McGhee and the lete
Made II. McGhee.
Dr.. J. M. Laird.
Especial to The Times ispatch.)
CHARLESTON, llANAfyvIIAy co., ",
VA. F,eb. 18.-Dr. j. M. Laird, Of Mont.
gomery ono Of the best known physl-.
clans OF the Iianawha and New RIVER
Valleys, died last night at Paint creek
Hospital under an operation for throat
affection. DR.. Laird was a native OF
Virginia, bcirg afmember of~the well
known Virginia family OF that name,
and settled In Fayette county about
twenty-five years ago,
Mrs. O. r. Powell.
Especial to The TImes-D ispatch,) f
Guns HILL, VA, Feb. 1e-Mrs Olive
ferguson Powell. the beloved wife Of
Rev. 70. Hume Powell, of the Methodist
Episcopal Church, died at the parsoolninge,
In Halifax county, February llth OF
blood poison
The remains were Inferred at the home
of her father, Captain James r. FER
guson in Dinwidde county She was
only thirty-two years old and tad ,nefll
married about ten months. she iett an
infant two weeks old. .
J.NF, White.
Especial to Tho Ttnes,Dispnteh)
TAzEWELL, VA" FEB Isl ~
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-02-17
Personal Mention.

Mr.. George Peter Cary. of Chicago. was
expected to reach Richmond yesterday to
remain for u week or two with Mrs.
Cary, who is spending the winter here.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-02-17

Thursday at 1870 P. NJ. Friends who
Wish to attend the burial can take the
train leaving the Southern depot at 1890
r. nj. on Thursday.
Mrs. Justs is survived by her husband
and the following children: John w"
Hugh, Emma. Robert and Linwood JUS
It's, and by her mother and the follow-
ing brothers and sisters: Mrs John G.
Epps, John c. Mcdowell. Alfred Fl Nc
Dowel, clerk OF City Council commit
L es: Mrs. c. S. Lambeth. William G. Nc
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-02-17
17rB;K ! \ j A1. Y 1909 b
Accept This Letter from Grateful Girl.
CELERY COMPOUr

Lifted Awful Fear Of sudden Dealt, From
Va Her sMnd--oured Her Heart eaknees,
sinklng Spelis,t NellraIgl a - Troubles
n Common, 70 a Million Wot11eh., 81 & NJ 'S{
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-10-09

beginning to appear again in society after short period of mourning. Is in black velvet relieved with white broad cloth braided in black, white and silver soutache. There is . chemisette of white lace that has the pattern touched up with black and silver eouching threads; and the drop skirt has multitude of pinked Fufnes aii in gray, with embroidered polka dots in white and lavender and adssd with FuchiDg of black. white and lavender msiInes.
 The shiny black shoes are considered just as correct for mourning as for other wear. and the shiny silks. the tanetas. louisines, the surabs, the satin messa- lines and lumineux, are all considered mourning whether trimmed with crape or not. Indeed, the vogue of erape Is distinctly on the decline, and when 1t Is used 1t is manipulated in just as fussy l and as dressy fashion as possible. Little ] shaped volants of crape are edged with
 laces. the heavier kinds prevailing; and
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-10-09

they are likewise seen with scailoped and embroidered edges that take much away from the stiff appearance that character izes the fabric.
 All Of the fashionable designs and out lines are seen in the mourning frocks. The same close fit over the hips and the same extreme of boufantry around tho foot, marks the mourning of the mondalne. as 1t does her more joyous habilIments. And each and every one of the thousand and one little items of fashion that distinguish the woman of good taste arc just as scrupuiousiy ob- served in Ise mourning garb as else where.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-10-09

And the way in which these same tints. and few other relative ones. such aS the copper tones, the terra cottas, and all or the leather shades. burnt or natural, can Do applied to the other fashionable col brings, makes them doubly attractive. There is simply not a color that Is fash Ionable to which they cannot be applied with the conspicuous exception Of the tamingo and mulberry reds-with the result that both colors. the foundation and tho trimming. are improved thereby. In the fine cloths the burnt onion and tho copper tints take on a suede-like sur- face that gives them m added touch of novcity. and make them delightful backgI oUud for the brsiding and em. bruiIcry schemes that are SO lashlonabl Ht tho moment. It is quite a smart fad 10 smbroidcr those for ones self; and vests, belts and cuffs en suite are fash toned galore to 1t in with almost any suit Quite q repertoire In these and a consequent variety in drossy appearance. is possible to the girl who wiclds her needle 10 good effect. and that with a minimum Of expense. too.
 Paris has ever been the home Of cor rect ideas in mourning costumes and toilets and 1t must be confessed that the fur Parisiennc leans rather to the spectacular fin her mourning gowns. Hitherto she has swathed herself in "rnpo, whole gowns being fashioned ot this stiff and yet becoming fabric, Now. however. there is quite revelation in mourning etiquet: and tho sombeF all black gown is relieved with much white. Indeed, except for close bereavement, "hi'o appears on even inc first mourn Ing gowns; and the succeeding ones are fashioned from all of the fashionable fabrics. velvets, silks and such being con- sidered quite within tile pale of mourn ing wear,
 As the mourning lightens, clever touch- es of white are introduced A simple. though very smart frock just made for young French woman of title who is
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-10-09
PROVOKING.

why are you pouting. Ethel?" Jack said I was beautiful, told him he must have been short sighted" "What did he say?"
 Why the horrid thing said perhaps he was."
The Holly chieftain., 1904-01-01
EVENTS IN WASHINGTON AND
TRANSACTIONS OF CONGRESS
Civilized Indian Tribes.

The annual report of the commission
to the five civilized tribes, which. 1or
a decade has been engaged in indian
Territory in the task of dissolving TIL
bal governments, extinguishing COM
munal title to the land. yesting pos
session and title in seVeralty among
the citizens of the tribes and assimi-
lating tribal conditions generally to
American citizenship standards, says
that the work will be disposed OF by
the end of the fiscal year, 1906"
Regarding recent revelations in the
territory, the report says:
THE same interests are opposed 10
the completion of this business that
were opposed to its being commenced,
and as the end draws near they pursue
with redcubled energy the same tao
tics of obstruction. faultfnding. ex-
aggeration, slander and all manner OF
false statements in order to confuse
the situation. muddy the waters and
embarrass. hinder and prevent the con-
clusion of the work. But every con-
sideration of legitimate interest calls
for the firm and consistent mainte-
nance of the past and present policy
of the government; and we only ask
of Congress and the administration,
whose Instruments we are, that before
they heed these extraordinary state
ments, yet not more extraordinary
than those of 1898, they hear both
sides now. as then. and We venture
the assertion that inquiry will develop
that they are false in substance and
are voiced by men whom we have
foiled or are seeking to foil in unlaw-
full and predatory practices. or by the
credulous and deluded followers of
such men,"
To check the speculation in pine
timber on the Choctaw and Chicka-
saw lands the commission recommends
the sale of the standing pine under
sealed bids.
The report says that in administer.
ing upon the five great estates con.
stituting the lands of these tribes, ag-
gregating 20,00O,O0O acres, the com.
mission has. passed upon nearly 200,.
600 applications for citizenship enroll,
Ment and claims to the property.
The Holly chieftain., 1904-01-01

Commander Robert E. Peary, who
in June next begins his farewell tour
to the north pole. says: 81 shall not
take my wife with me-" Now, per-
haps Mrs. Peary wouldn't put it in
Iust that way.
The Holly chieftain., 1904-01-01

The New York artist who left direc-
tions in his will that one of his friends
should look over his paintings and de-
stroy all the bad ones evidently picked
out the right man. The friend says
that all of them are good.
The Holly chieftain., 1904-01-01

A Washington paper believes that
Adam owned the first talking machine.
but Adam never said word until Eve
arrived and began it.
The Holly chieftain., 1904-01-01

1t was not James Lane Allen, the
novelist, who struck the $l,75O,oOO
ill well in Texas. Too good TO be
true.
The Holly chieftain., 1904-01-01

The heiress Of the future Will be
Fnown, perhaps, as rare and radium
maiden.
The Holly chieftain., 1904-01-01

The doings in Cripple Creek remind
one of old times. But poor Bret
Harte isn't here to write them up
properly.
The Holly chieftain., 1904-01-01

Some men display a total lack OF
interest in a cat show who often have
sat up all night feeding the kitty.
The Holly chieftain., 1904-01-01

At least japan must be credited
at the silver lining of its war cloud.
The Holly chieftain., 1904-01-01

At 40 ones wish to grow old grace
fully is chiefly made up of an earn
est desire not to grow fat.