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The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1904-12-08
For Men Only.
For Men Only.
Frank NJ. Eddy in Sank Centre Herald.
A woman would rather be success
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+. 4 +
Frank NJ Eddy in Sank Centre Herald s
A woman would rather be success
full than be right.
No girl was ever known to break an
engagement just before Christmas.
A baby in the family breaks family
jars and prevents family jars.
A young man who is afraid of the
dark, should never go counting.
When a girl arraigns public kissing
turn down the lights.
No room IN the world is large
enough to hold two girls and young
man without being crowded.
Confectionery--shops are merely way
stations on the road to a young lady's
affections.
A man may win a woman's heart
without hattering her but it will take
him an awful long time.
A girl that jaws her little brother
for trifing faults, will make life a
burden to a husband.
It is very difficult for a young man
to discover faults in a beautiful girl.
A young man can no more conceal
the fact that he is in love than he can
hide a carbuncle on his nose.
The married men of the nation con-
stitute the great silent majority, we
hear SO much about
A woman who can say pleasant
things rapidly, can always scold fast.
A modest lover is never winning
one.
A preacher and a marriage license
constitutes the best cure for love.
sickness. ......
Hugging a girl encased in corset
is about as satisfactory as embrac.
ing telephone pole.
It is satisfaction to know that the
profession of being husband can
never be entered by women.
Your wife can still smell your
breath if you do sleep with your face
turned to the wall.
A mother often spanks her boy for
fighting and then goes, into closet
and hugs herself because he licked
the stuffing out of her neighbours boy.
An angry woman can express more
profanity in a single glance out of the
tail of her eye, than the most vigorous
masculine swearer can put in words
in weeks time.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1904-12-08

The Minnesota prize winning ami
sold at thirty-six cents per hundred
''on the hoof" at Chicago. This was
twelve cents a pound higher than was
paid for the championship animal at
the fat stock show last year. "Clear
Lake Jute" was purchased by Dean
Liggett from the breeder, George II.
Williamson of Jackson, MINI. Clear
Lake Jute I'd had taken three prizes.
He was the winner in the calf class in
1902, of the yearling in 1903 and of the
championship in sweepstakes in 1903,
at the Chicago live stock show. -.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1904-12-08
In the Political Menagerie.

The elephant looked with some curl
osity at the animal on the other side
of the partition.
"What are they trying to do with
you, my friend?" asked the elephant.
The other animal was forlorn
looking creature whose long ears had
been folded back and tied down. Its
body had been painted white, a yell
low name fastened to it's neck and
somebody seemed to be engaged in
making a long, flowing addition to
it's tail.
It gave one wild, swift kick with
both feet, and somebody went flying
out through the rear window, carrying
the sash along.
The blamed fools are trying to re-
organize me-" brayed the enraged
animal Chicago Tribune.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1904-12-08
State Highway Commission.

Friends of good roads have for
some years hoped to secure the forma-
ton of State1highway commission,
and during the last session. of the leg
islature an attempt was made to pass
a bill creating such commission.
The bill failed, however.
The attempt will be made again this
year, The State drainage commission
has proved very successful and prof
table institution and doubtless the
State would reap as great benefits
from highway commission as from
a drainage commission. Such a com
mission would have to be organized
under the provisions of the constitu-
ton which both authorizes the com
mission and specifies various restric-
tions under which it would have to
work. One of these restrictions, it
appears. may seriously hamper the
work of any State road commission
that could be recognized, for it is
provided that such a board can give
but one third toward the cost of any
improvement the other two thirds be-
ing borne by the county or township.
The drainage commission, by dear ex-
perience, has discovered that this is
very unsatisfactory way of doing
business, and all work undertaken by
the drainage com mission is now I'M
dertaken by them alone.
However. State highway commits
sion would be most excellent thing
and it is to be hoped that the legisla-
ture of 1905 will create the board.
Pioneer Press. -.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1904-12-08
Trial of Elk River Murderers.

It'has been the intention to ask the
legislature to wipe out the March term
of court in Sherburne county, as three
terms year are not needed. If this
were done this winter Crawford and
Farmer could not be tried until May.
On this account if the legislature takes
action on this matter it will be asked
to have the measure doing away with
the March term remain imperative
until 1906, which would make it posi-
BE to try these criminals two months
earlier than would otherwise be the
case. Elk River Star News.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1904-12-08

Prof. Snyder of the Minnesota ex-
pertinent station will make practice
test of all breakfast foods to deter
mine their staying and tissue building
power. He will try them on a class
of young farmers. Goodbye, mother,
goodbye, ham and eggs and delicious
nancakes i.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1904-12-08

1t costs just a little to pay Uncle
Sans running expenses. For the
fiscal year ending with June it will
require s619, 1852 to pay running
expenses. Of the total amount lust
$6,4l9, $40 is set aside for the depart.
ment of agriculture and Justice gets
SIS, 24S, 4S0 to do business on.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1904-12-08

Is it a fact that the village of
Bertha, Minnesota, chooses rather to
be in league with the gamblers who
pay tribute to the village for protec-
tion, than to espouse the cause of
morality and civic purity-and all for
a few paltry dollars to wipe out an in
,debtedness? Isit a fact: Then shame
on Bertha.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1904-12-08

The joint high commission that has
been trying to arrange for reciprocity
between this country and Canada will
try it again. The commission has
been out of joint for some time
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1904-12-08

The Louisiana Purchase exposition
closed the gates the first of the month.
Receipts amounted to $1,000, 600, and
all obligations have been discharged.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1904-12-08

A New Haven, Conn.,, man laughed
so hard at a joke that he lost his eye
sight. Evidently an overstrain trying
to see the joke. ..~-
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1904-12-08

The ''stub' session of congress con-
vened Monday of this week. Just be-
fore the holidays about all that will
be on the boards will be congressional
courtesy and roll calls.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1904-12-08

New York city will have an open
all-night bank to be known as the
First Night and Day Bank and Safe
Deposit Co. This will accommodate
the owl spectators and frothy fnan-
ciers who can't sober up until morn
mo
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1904-12-08

President Diaz was inaugurated
president of Mexico last week for the
seventh time. The third term precedent
don't go down in Mexico.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1904-12-08

The bankers who were next the
Chadwick securities are now bemoan-
ing their fate. There's something
rotten in the whole transaction.
Some banks will favor high-toned
thieves and cut out many times the
modest but honest business man.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1904-12-08

In his message to congress the pres
ident makes no reference to the tariff
which he will treat in a special mes
sage later.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1904-12-08

Princeton merchants are preparing
for the holidays. If you don't believe
it just read the advertising columns
of the U n o next week. The holiday
season is upon us and the enterpris-
ing merchant will not be found want
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1904-12-08

Old Spain has been wrapped in a
bowling blizzard and "Old N1adrid''
snapped it's guitars for snow shovels.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1904-12-08
Scissors and Brains.

You can work a pair Of scissors BY
simple muscular action battf II requires
brain to push. a lead pencil success
fully. -Sauk Centre Herald.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1904-12-08

Minnesota is a great fruit State. The
crop Of Democratic plums is a good
one.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1904-12-08

Oklahoma would like to be the next
star in our flag. A sort OF star at
traction.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1904-12-08

The supreme court of New York
state has declared the eight-hour law
unconstitutional.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1904-12-08

The next thing will be a gigantic
telephone trust with a capital of
500, $1,000. Will Mrs. Chadwick hold
a block of shares?
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1904-12-08

a man who can digest the current
war news doesn't need any stomach
bitters.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1904-12-08

Mrs. G.. L. Chadwick is somewhat
of q financier herself. Still no one.
cares to use her name as business
rafpraroo
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1904-12-08

The Panama commission needs {
little more voltage and less salary.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1904-12-08
Two Hog stories.

9 The Dodge County Transcript
prints the following stories: s
1.-The other day one of our towns
men met a farmer friend on the street
and in the course of conversation they
happened to talk about hogs. Said
our village friend: There's no telling
how much man can lift with one
hand. l sold a hog the other day that
weighed $50 pounds. When he was
little pig began to make it a daily
practice to lift him from one pen to
the other. The other morning when I
sold him lifted him into the wagon
with no more effort than when he was
a little fellow Said our farmer
friend: I don't doubt it, for I've
done the same thing myself. But I'll
tell you another thing I did. built
two small pens close together and put
a pig in one of them. fixed up one
pen for "a bedroom and fed him in
the other. + made hole in the par
tition just. large enough for. him to
crawl through comfortably, and every
time he was fed he had to crawl
through that hole. Well, yesterday
I killed that hog and he weighed
nearly 400 pounds and he could crawl
through that hole just as easy on the
last day as he did on the first. Liar
No. hung his head a minute and
finally said: Say, Bill, let's have
another drink. -
Having rented the Sadly mill am
prepared to do custom grinding of
feed, cob, graham, buckwheat, rye,
ETC., and solicit your patronage.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1904-12-08

Having rented the Sadly mill am
prepared to do custom grinding Of
feed, cob. graham, buckwheat, rye,
ETC., and solicit your patronage:
syst John Allen. Princeton.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1904-12-08

Has the LIE Suenr liar secured {
birth on the Itasca News?
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1904-12-08

reference.
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, Ramsey Co., Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1905, 1904-03-18

State of In District
County of Ramsey Judicial District.
Gunder Ulstad, Plaintiff,
against
E. W. Miner, Defendant.
Pursuant to and by virtue OF an ex-
ecution duly issued and delivered to
me in the above entitled action, I have
levied on that certain personal prop
erty described as follows, to wit: That
certain promissory note in writing,
bearing date of March l4sh, 1903, made
by Carl N. Carlson, payable TO the or
der of e. W. Miner & Co: and bearing
the endorsement of said E. w. Miner
& Co., in and by which said promissory
note said Carl M. Carlson promised to
pay on December LIST, 1903, the sum Of
$500 with interest thereon from date
at the rate of II per cent per annum;
and that I will, on the 23ds day Of
March, 1904, at the hour OF 2 O'Clock in
the afternoon of that day, at the front
door of the Ramsey County Court
House, in the city Of Devils Lake,
in Ramsey county, North Dakota, offer
for sale and sell at public auction to
the highest bidder for cash said prom
lssory note.
Dated March 10, 1904.
Herman Rutten,
Sheriff of Ramsey County.
Burk 4 Middaugh. Attorneys for Plain
tiff. IL
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, Ramsey Co., Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1905, 1904-03-18
Notice OF Foreclosure Sale by
Advertisement.

Notice 10 hereby. given trat sna. certain
mortgage executed and delivered by John
Tynjala, nd Ida Pynjala. his wife, as Inortea-
gors, to the National Bank of Lakota, N. D., a
corporation, as mortgage, dated the third
DAY, OF January, A. D., 1902, and fled for record
in the office of the Register of Deeds of the
county OF Ramsey, state of North Dakota on
the 4th day of Jan'y. A. D. 1902 at O'clock am.
and recorded in book twenty COY of mortgages
at page five hundred and ninety (59O) thereof
will be force :osed by sale of the premises in
such mortgage and hereinafter described, at
the front door of the court house in the city Of
Devils Lake, county of Ramsey, state Of North
Dakota, at the hour of two al O'clock n. m w.
on the ninth (sth) day of April, A. b., 1904, to
the day OF sale. The premises described in
said mortgage, and which will be sold to salts.
fy the same, are described as follows. to Wit
The south-east quarter Use ~ of section twenty
Biz l26), in township one hundred and fifty-five
(l55) north of range sixty l6O), west, eituated
N the county OF Ramsey, state Of North Dak ota.
There will be due on such mortgage upon the
day Of sale, the sum of five hundred and six.
teen dollars and five cents ($518O5), besides the
lawful costs and disbursements Of such fore.
closure and sale. M s2 ~ ~ ~
mr. ~, y DatedI February l6, a: p, 1904.
THE NATIONAL BANK OF LAKOrA, ND.
ERICK & KELLY, ot 'sas =
Attorneys for Mortgagee,
Residence and P. Q. address, Lakota. N. D.
az 80 5(l-6 -.
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, Ramsey Co., Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1905, 1904-03-18
It must be apparent to every laborer

-
that his interest is involved In the
question of taxation. If the assessor
discriminates against the city real
estate and holds it up for too great a
ransom. all the results mentioned will
follow sooner or later. The fact that
man has no real estate does not
render him disinterested. He is
directly interested in equitable taxa
ticn Of the CITY realty, for if capital
is discou ragged from going into the
erection and improvement of build
ings, the principal source of city
prosperity SO far as the laborer is
consce,ned, is checked, and the poor
, laborer is the first and greatest
sufferer. It is, therefore, the duty of
every laborer and mechanic who has
a vote, to use it in support of policy
looking to the proper valuation of
taxable property.
THE writer reiterates his previous
statement that city realty is assessed
too high as compared with farm prop
erty and merchandise. That such a
condition works an injustice to owners
of city real estate and discourages
future improvements aud indirectly
works serious injury to the working
class. They have the votes. Will
they use them in the interest of
justice and of themselves?
Taxpayer.
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, Ramsey Co., Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1905, 1904-03-18

Notice is hereby, given that that certain mort
gage executed and delivered by Andreas Man
die and Mary Mandle, his wife, as mortgagors,
to E. J. Lander & Co.. a corporation as mortga-
gee, dated the 10Th day Of December, A. D.
l9o2, and filed for record in the OFFICE of the re-
ia. on the 9th day of December, A. u. 1902, at 9
o'clock a. m, and recorded in book .'19" Of
mortgages, pagd 1873, will be foreclosed by sale
of the premises in such mortgage and hereinas-
ter described. at the front door of the Court
House at Devils Lake, in Ramsey county. in
the state Of North Dakota, at the hour Of two
o'clock p. m, on the Esd day of April, A. D. 1904,
to SATISFY the amount due on said mortgage,
with interest and disbursements allowed by
law. The premises described in euch mortgage
and to be sold to satisfy the same are described
as follows;
The southeast quarter of section six, town.
ship one hundred ffty-hve, north of range sixty
one, west of the fifth p. M, Ramsey county,
North Dakota. rag ~,
There will be due on said mortgage the sum
of one hundred twenty-five and 25-lOO ($125.25)
dollars.
Dated at Grand Forks. North Dakota, this
7th day of March, A. D. 1904
E.. ~ Lander & Co.,
&C. j. Murphy, Mortgagee.
Attorney for mortgage. 1-6t
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, Ramsey Co., Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1905, 1904-03-18
Vital Statistics.

The follo ,Oda copy Of Sec. 274B of N. p laws
passed at 1908 session of the legislature is pub.
lished i'll accordance with Sec. 274f said laws:
274b. Notice to Proper Officers) Where no
physician is employed it shall be the duty of
The parents to give notice TO officer
births and deaths of their children or Of the
presence of any infectious or contagious dis
ease within their household within twenty
four hours, or three days if outside Of the in
corporated limits OF cities, towns and villages
as to births and deaths only, of such occurrence
and the Oldest person next Of kin the keeper
poorhouse, reform school, jail, prison, hos.
pital, asylum or other public or charitable in
stltution shall give like notice of any birth,
death. infectious or contagious disease occur.
T Wfgs among the persons under his charge.
.ice within a period of twenty-four hours. or
cities, towns and ,illages as to the births ind
deaths only. after the occurrence of such birth,
death or infectious or contagious disease. ehaIl
upon conviction forfeit a sum not exceeding
are collected by law -,
Emil S. Eich,
Dated, Devils Lake, n. D. 315.ls0i. IS
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, Ramsey Co., Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1905, 1904-03-18
CoRREncT I'm 8 TABLE.

y West Bound.
No. 5, the Puget Sound Ex.
press via Mayville and
Larimore daily 7;s5 q. N.
No. 25, Local Issenger via s$
Fargo & Wilmar from
st. Paul and Minneapolis
daily 1920 p. M.
No. ] 1.-THE flyer' via FAR II
go and Grand Forks daily10:47 pm.
No. 3O7 Local freight to
Rugby and intermediate
points daily except Sunday 80 a. M.
East Bound.
No. 4, Puget Sound Express
! via Larimore, Mayville
and Willmar daily i :38 a. m.
No, 2 arrives 1857, "The
Flyer via Grand Forks
g Fargo daily 10:40 a. m.
No. 26, Local passenger to
Minneapolis and st. Paul
via Fargo &Willmar daily 8 80 p. m.
No. 3O4, Local freight to
Larimore and internedi-
ate points daily except
Sunday 7:25 a. m.
Trains rs and 26 make connections
at Churchs Ferry for Cando and St
Johns branch and at Rugby Junction
for Bottineau branch ans at Gran
vile for Granville and MohalI
branches. Branch trains run daily
except Sunday.
Full information from
w. H. Kipp. Agt.,
Devils Lake, N. D.
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, Ramsey Co., Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1905, 1904-03-18
Notice of Mortgage Sale by Ad-
r. Ver.tiSarn ant ss7E44

Notice is hereby given that that certain
Donahue e widower), Mortgagor, to the First.
National Bank Of Devils Lake, N. d. Mortea-
gee, dated the 9th day of Decemberr 1902 and
filed for record in the office of the Register of
Deeds OF the County of Ramsey and State
OF North Dakota, on the 9Th day of De cemhar-
l9O1, and recorded in book rs of mortgages. al
page loS, will be foreclosed by a sale Of the.
premises in such mortgage and hereinafter Sia.
scrlbad, at the front door of the court house N
the city Of Devils Lake, in the County Of Ram
sey and State of North Dakota, at the hour
OF Two O'clock p. m. on the End day az
April, 1904, to satisfy the amount due mon
euch mortgage on the day of sale. The prem
Uses descrlbed in such mortgage and which
vii! be sold to satisfy the same are descrihes9
as follows: The southeast quarter Of section
numbered TWENTY-FIVE (22). and the south.west
quarter OF section numbered twenty.three i2Sl.
W. N township numbered one hundred and
hfty.tiye d55) north of range numbered siStv-
three (6S). west, containing three hundred and
thereof: There will be due on such MORTGAGE
at the date of sale the sum Of twelve hnnSreds
Eng ads si5ty-nlne dollars and thirty cents
Dated at Deyils Lake. N D., this 18Th day of
First National Bank Of Devils Lake. N. D.,
-Townsend 4, naa,,a Mortgagee.
attorneys '' ss for Mortgage. 5o-7
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, Ramsey Co., Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1905, 1904-03-18
sUPERINTEN DENTS
NOTES.
COUNTY

Those intere1ted should remem Der
the date advertised for the leasing Of
school and state lands. These lands
will be offered for lease at the court
house in Devils Lake, on April 1st,
1904, at 10 O'Clock d. m.
The apportionment made by the
county superintendent on the 10th
inst. distributed So, 1857. 40 of the state
tuition fund among the school dis
tricts of the county. This grand
total of So, 500 Is gives to each dis
trict So. Is for every child of school
age enumerated therein. and creates a
fund which the law provides shall De
used for the payment of teachers
wages only.
A classified list Of library books
selected FIR use in the school districts
of North Dakota has just been issued
BY the state superintendent. Schools
contemplate ng the purchase of libra
ries, or additions of libraries already
established, should apply to the
county superintendent for this new
list, which reflects great credit upon
the compiler.
The following named applicants
wrote for teachers certificates at the
examination hel1 last week, eight Of
the number being candidates for thu
first time Sylvia Manseau, Gabri-
ellie Manseau, Irna Sanford, Emma
Severson, Ota Wanless, Rachel
Bandy, Matte Lang, Geneva kloss,
Marie Peterson, Katie Baker, George
Davy, Devils Lake; Loretto Foley,
Bart EFT; Agatha swarstad, Churchs
Ferry; Theresa LANCE, Webster
Margaret Hickey, Penn; Minnie
Hus.by, Annie McCradi, Crazy.
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, Ramsey Co., Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1905, 1904-03-18
Notice of Mortgage Sale by Ad-
yertiSernenta5 $3g= - (. - q

NOTICE is hereby given that that certain
mortgage, executed and delivered by Barnett
SSa a9eps ana Prada Ganter to First
eee Iatad p an q Devils Lake, n d. Mortga
NEG ~ for record in the office Of the Reeistsr
81 Deeds OF the County of Ramsey and Stste AZ
, MSrth A., Dakota on the 18Th day 81 February.
,suo ana 11o recorded IN book % Of mortgages at
page iS9, Will pc foreclosed BY a sale 81 the
4 II such de-
IN IN the city of Devils Lake, in the county os ~
h samsey, ana state OF North Dakota, at the
h3nr ef o'clock, p. M, on the End day of Anil
Is, to satisfy the amount due upon such
scribed in such mortgage. and WhicS nis, de-
lows ~ Snrth LIZ same ieac.ibed adj iol-
one, and the northeast quarter Of section
seven n sW1 V township one hundred and fty-
,ahInibhg three hundred and twenty acres. F6er
dollars and thirty-two cents. $50 pa A.y'seVen
Dated, February Is, A. D.. 1904
Fl u x z NATIONAL BANK Of DEVILS I,AKE
TOWNSEND 4 DENOYER aortgagees5
4 Attorneys for Mortgages az