The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1904-01-15

By 1AE WAI.
There seems 10 be disposition 70 co..
csde the jail TO Mt Pleasant.
When il comes 20 starting general
movements throughout the county
l guess am a peach.
COL RUFUS C.JACKSON.
What do we care for the proprieties.
1 What We want IS yelloS advertising.
Mt. PLEASANT BOOSTERS.
To the Editor Of the American:
We fiod your columns q splendid
Medium for advertising purposes.
MI PLEASANT LAND IMPROVE
MENT co.
New Court House:
The air Of this town is so hot I'm
afraid we can't stand it.
MT. PLEASANT FERTILIZER FAC
TORY.
| Col. Small Taxpayer. of Rally Hill.
was here today. The new court house
at Columbia would only cost Col. Tax
payer dollar or SO, and it would cost
him about IS per year TO attend court
! 10 Mt Pleasant twice each year, but
Colonel Taxpayer says he wants us to
| have the court house. He likes our
nerve. Thanks, Col Taxpayer. Col.
Taxpa yer is a. self sacrificing patriot.
(Also An Eazee Mark. mt. PLEAS
ANT CHRONICLE.
Special to the Herald.
Ny resignation as President of the
| University of Tennessee has nothing to
do with the earth g gravity towards Mt.
Pleasant, or vice versa, and l know
nothing of any general movement to
move the University to the city off the
map. G. w. DABNEY.
I guess II make that a jackpot worth
playing for. THETA.
Hold up the draw. FL take hand
in this DOT myself ITO Mt. PLEASANT:
And I'll just bet you $4,000 on the
side.) COL JIM HICKMAN.
When it comes to boosting my own
game, guess | am come.
! at. P. =. !. Co.
#**
FOR SALE: A few of those choice
lots around my square in the suburbs,
for only 500 per. Mt. r. L. /. Co.
Special to the Herald.
Washington. Jan. IL. A strong effort
was made before the Democratic Ma
tional Executive Committee today to
hold the next National Convention at
Mt. Pleasant, Tenn. The place, how
ever, could not be located on the map
and the movement fell through.
Col. Rufus G. j: When the Mt. P.
L. c.. builds the new court house, will
you please have it to build me? haze
been in the WIND long time, and am
tired waiting.
MT. p. FERTILIZER FACTORY.
This hold up game I'm playing is sim
ply immense. am abont to split my |
sides laughing up my sleeve.
Mt. T. L. /. Go.
To the Editor of the Banner: We
commend your columns for advertising |
purposes. We get quite as good results !
from them as from the American.
Mt. p. L 1 Co.
We will be- dismissed by rising anc |
singing in as hilarious manner as possI
bic our original ballad entitled --"How
We Hope to Pull the Wool Over the
Small Taxpayers Eyes. MT. p. L. |.
Co. Meeting.
The Columbia papers are not 80 dead ,
silent as thought they were.
RUFUS q. J.
Washington. d. CA proposition
from Mt. Pleasant, Tenn, to pay the
National DEBT provided the Panama
al shall he moved to that CITY, was
read to the Senate, and recess was
taken pending an investigation of the
map TO see where Mt. Pleasant is at.
Ouc IchOkt las ~ buut Iuts 40 VA
tine map. Ia which event Congress
Will order retaklng of the census.
n M
Rutland, VT. Jan. ID.
Dear Rufus: If we can win the
fight. I'll lick up cool million on the
deal. M. II. w.
Dear Rufus: The Century dictionary
is little kinder to us than the l.. q
N. Railroad Tt does place us on the
map, but says we are SIX miles from
the railroad. Rufus, where are we at,
anyway? Mt. r. l.. l. Co.
Says the Mt. Pleasant correspondent
to the Nashville Banner:
1.-The citizeus of Mt. Pleasant
are determined that Columbia must
either put up or shut up.
SO hol The cat is ont of the bag.
The citizens of Mt. Pleasant, then,
have simply besn blowing off just to
force Columbia to build them court
house