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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-09-25

BUY AN Oil. STOVE FROM THE n. q.
TAYLOR co, and save your coal for
& the winter; only S4oo. at 1911 n, Main. ?
H. Broad. 81 81 5s8 \ SsS
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-09-25

FALL STOCK OF BOYS AID GENTS
Shoes just opened. in all styles and
feathers. at SPENCES, 6ls East Broad
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ASK. FOR RUSSELL'sa ANTI ROACH
Powder: positively destroys water bugs
will DO mailed on receipt OF price BY W,
& F. EANES. Twenty-tifth and Leigh,
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FOR SALE-LIQUOR, SEED, WOOD
3 Coal and 4 Grocery Store: seven living
rooms rent cheap; county license: sub
54 urbs Of Richmond: fresh stock; inven-
tory price, Address JONES. care this
{# off ce. SE s3 "A IA
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-09-25

FLUID FLUID SKIN, THE NEW h1QUIpS
for cuts, burns. bruises, clfapped hands
and lips etc; applied with a brush 1t ms
stantly forms a new skin over a-Swound :$
anuseptic. ilonirritant. waterproof and VI
i alright. At druggists 1oc or mailed for
1 12c., Agents wanted. GELWALLS MEG
Co., 2913 e. Main Street.
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OF ALL KINDS AND
shapes at manufacturers prices. Call
and see them. ia OLD DOMINION WILL
Low e RATTAN 5NyoRKS, No. 400 N.
Seventh Street,
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HAT MAKING.

AMERICAN HAT CO., hnANUFACTUR-t
ers of fine stiff and soft hats; hats made!
to order on the premises, SO, ESQ and 50.
Hat repairing In all Its branches 904
sJ-ast Bload Street. 6f4;
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-09-25

MRS. GEORGE J.. HANKS WILL OPEN
her Music Studio September 26th Special
attention paid to phraslnE. technique and
K expression; pupil Of late N. Bowdltch
o. hours apply promptly. Studio. 10 s.
81 Laurel Street. 81 e
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-09-25

WANTED-PONYfC CART AND SET OF
harness. IN good ORDER at a low price,
4 Address Offers with full particulars to
e PRESTON, care Dispatch.
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NOTICE.

ALL LIABILITIES or THE 1NDENt.
& NIFTY INSURANCE COMPANY OF West
Virginia having terminated notice Is
hereby given that application has been
made to A. W. Hartman. Jr, Treasurer
Of Virginia, for the return OF the deposit
OF this Company ($1oO0o.o0) held for the
benefit Of the policy-holders Of this
Company in the state OF Virginia. j..
4 HARVEY THORNBURG, Act. Secy. T
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-09-25

1000 SOLID GOLD RINGS lIADIEs
and gentsD. all la test styles best quail
gate at JOHN scHEER's JEWELLERY
4 STORE. 6 N. Ninth Street, near Main.
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SMALLPOX PIrT1NGs--I REMOVE
description Of my method and state
ments of patients success fully. treated
DR.. RODGERS. Suite 4o. 81 Adams ST.
IF Chicago. s.& IA
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-09-25

.PEATROSS IS AGENT FOR THE $3.50
Waller Shoe for Women; best on earth.
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REMOVAL OF DENTAL OFFICES.

pR. IRWIN B. SMITH. DENTIST, HAS
2 removed his cttice from Bread Street
to 600 East Grace Street. corner Of
+ Sixth. opposite Westmoreland Club.
Phone 931.
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ITO SELL TWO POINTER
Puppies, ten months old: just right to
break this fall: they can be ,.egiste ed,
Address POINTER, Rooms ls and Il,
Chamber of of Commerce.
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WE GUARANTEE sAUER,s EXTRACTS
to go further and give better results
Is than any other brand on the market. q
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-09-25

THREE IRISH SETTER PUPPIES FOR.
sale at 3lS w. Broad RICHMOND
+ FURNITURE co.
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WANTED, no SELL, THE STOCK OF
i goods and good viii of n paying house.
furnishing business, we'll located In this
e city. SUTTON q CO., l6 N. Ninth 81. Il
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WANTED. EVERY GROCER IN RICH
mond. Manchester and Petersburg. who
uses the Standard Duplicating Account
System, to know that we are agents
are carrying in stock a full line Of No.
so pass book and IS palds. QUARLES
& & WING FIELD. Seventeenth and wash
( ington Streets. Phone 1888.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-09-25

IN SLIGHTLY USED PIT
amos. Schools are starting UP: music
scholars want Instruments for practices;
y second hand. slightly used and square
pianos Just the thing; good pianos at
d small cost terms made to suit Investi-
= gate. TIE CABLE COMPANY. n rs
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-09-25

THESE CHILLY DAYS Make oURas
thoughts turn to warm fannels.S Flan- b
mel nderwear, II not properly washed.
IS a discomfort. We know how oswash 1
'em. Guarantee not to shrink. Send zus /
sample 81 bundle. Phone 1872, 81 THHi6
55S EAGLE STEAM LAUNDRY. Phone i
Asp, No. ,72s West Cary Street. 5sS9
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FOR sALE-NEARLY. NEW UNDER
Z wood for sale cheap to quic! purchaser,
# or will sell on time payments. as | will
not want the machine any longer. Ad-
4 dress Miss N. S.. care this Office. 4
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.K1RKwooDs -FOUR RESTAURANTS,
1908 e. Main Street. S04 L. Main Street.
all under mhnageme OF Mrs. i. n b..
Is KIRKWOOD. will be conducted in same
s& frst-class manner as heretofore; excel-#
II lent menu, clean service, n eat and 3
y polite wa itresses. sf
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-09-25

USE RICHMOND CEDAR WORKS
& Kindling for summer cooking: the quick
est and best fuel. Now have a good sup
ply: prompt delivery. Price, sl5O.
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! - ~ ~ City Audftor.s sOfHce,
Richmond, Va. Sept. 20. 1908.
HOLDERS OF REGISTERED AND
& COUPON BONDS OF the CITY OF Rich
mond, Va. maturing OCTOBER list,
1904. are hereby notified to present them
at this office for REDEMPTION. as they
will cease to bear interest from that
date. EDv. j. WARREN, Auditor
and Sect'y. Board Skg. Fund Comm'rs.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-09-25

WANTED. TO SELL *$ PRIVATELY,
cheap. a number OF pieces OF good fur
Niture: no longer needed by owner; In 3
spectior by: appointment. Phone SO, or
address SIX. care this office.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-09-25

nc. BUYS AfTwo.DOLLAR FOUNTAIN
Pen. sold on its merits: money back II
not satisfactory; money order or
stamps. Out-of-town orders promptly
filled. Sec picture Of pen elsewhere IN
& BUTING AND z PURCHASING Co,
INC. 21ll1 North Sixth Street, Rich-
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-09-25

SCHOOL, TEACHERS, ATTENTIoN--Do#
II you want q good square piano for prac-s#
some ma gniflcent square pianos which
can be bought at exceptionally low prices
:, and on easy terms; terms. in fact, as
X low as 500 per month. Investigate.
THE CABLE COMPANY Va ia
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CHARLES u. WILLIAMS, ATTORNEY
40. Chamber of Commerce Building.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-09-25

FOR sALE-oNE HANDSOME CIGAR
Case. one Side Case, one Umbrella Case.
( five X-foot Oak Slow Cases and five s.
h foot Cases. Apply 621 t. Main,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-09-25

WANTED, SUFFERERS FROM CHILLAH
Y and ague to try Bona-fide Chill Cure;$
never fails; three boxes guaranteeia to
S cure or money refunded !; mailed posts
RIDGE. southeast corner Brook Avenue Il
and Clay Street, Richmond, a. llssS#
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-09-25

ASK FOR RuSsELL's sANIl-ROACI.
Powder: positively destroys water bugs
will be mailed on receipt OF price by w,
y, EANES, Twenty-hfth and Leigh.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-09-25

WANTED TO TAKE
Z their watches and save half. aNUDD,
Jeweler, 22e E. Broad Street; warranted
two yea rs 3sf4
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-09-25

ST. LOUIS EXCURSION JENNIE
d PELt1UZE'S personally conducted trip
to st. Louis has been postponed II to-
OCTOBER 4th. There will be choice Of Z
q teE-day trip at SOS, or fifteen days q u
s4s; both parties going together.
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SHOW CASES.
CALLERS CHOCOLATE,

TIE RICHEST SWISS MILK, THE
S finest Cocoa beans the purest sugar,
by the greatest care are transformed
Il into ''CAILLDRS CHOCOLATE," clean
a ~ wrapped on hyglenio principles. Be-
4 ware Of and refuse all limitations. All
g confectioners.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-09-25

SHIPMENTS OF TALL GOODS Ar
s32 irving daily: we can certainly please
you. Remember you can open an. account;
Vt II you wish, and that ur prices are
& the lowest OSTRANDER'S s. zoo est
II Broad. I l. a 4 455S5
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ALL PARTIES BUYING .s1.oo WORTH
q OF Groceries from G lCO. u HAYNES g.
Co, llS NJ Eighteenth Street, will re-
ceiye a @street car ticket free,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-09-25

WRITE FOR CATALOGUE or TEN
( cent music THE CABLE COMPANY. 4
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-09-25

WANTED, TO BUY A ONE OR OND-
quarter karat diamond: must state size
and price Address ZIP. care this Office.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-09-25

SPECIAL. BARGAINS IN LOW QUAR-
ter Shoes II. SH1REY. sol East Mar
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-09-25

WRITE THE ORIGINAL TONOPAH-l
+ Goldfield broker for free map and full
Information about greatest mining camp
+ in the world. PHIL MONTAGUE, 318
Pine Street San Francisco. $50
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fers exceptional opportunities for profits;
4 5000 margins LOCO bu. two cents. Send
for FREQ book, Facts and Figures, OK OK.
planning option trading. OSBORN
y GRAIN CO.. Minneapolis, linn
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-09-25

SUMMER CLEANING IS INCOMPLETE
unless you have your parlor suit or,
chairs or couch reupholstered, slip COW
ers MAJ de, or your mattresses renovated.
We do this work cheaper and better
than anyone else in the state. and have
the prettiest coverings II you can't pay
SJURGENs' SON, 41s-a1 East Broad
r. Phone 2554 "a 55g En- ;3.sgt s
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-09-25

HIGHEST CASH PRICES PAID FOR
+ gentlemens and ladies' second -halld
cl0thlng and shoes. LE-tiG 81 NOIiAN,
.el4 2, Main. Send postal,
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SUIT CASES no SUIT EVERYBODY.
TRUNK STORE. N
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CARRIAGE HARDWARE.

NEW AND SECONDHAND BICYCLES
at lowest prices; bicycles bought. sold
I and. exchanged; bicycle sundries; re-
pairing n speciality and guaranteed, ID.
Z w. VAUGHAN, No, Gus II. Main. M
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-09-25

MARY. DID YOU EVER TRY SAUER'S
Extracts? Why certainly. have tried
others. but none arc as good as
sAUER's. They are perfectly grand.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-09-25

JOIN THE BUSINESS MEMS PEN
tnanship class, which will be conducted
by two special teachers II you wish to
"a cquire an easy. rapid and legible style
"Wednesday and Friday nights Tuition
x nominal. Call or phone for particulars.
MASSEY BUSINESS COLLEGE, 7o5 70.
!, NJ am street. & jit5s X 49,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-09-25

YOU TO KNOW THAT Ac-
Gordon and sun plating can be neatly
done by Mrs WINGFlELD, Brook
il Road. Phone 1878. "A
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-09-25

MEDICAL NiASSAGE.s
ments, Electricity taught. Fall classes 4
start October 9TH; clinical experience
daily; free course In Anat omy: Physio-Si
Rlogy: diploma; prospectus ORTHOPAE-a
"a Die F1NSTITUTE& ZINC ORPORATED) ,H
y ISIS Green. Street PHILADELPHIA. IS.
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WEDDING PRESENTS.

WE HAVE TWO MORE HALFsDOzEN=
sets OF those heavy Desert Spoons for.
j s7.0o. worth sl2.0o. sCHAAF's, 426 E.
8 Broad. 49, s5f. .a,.gE
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w OR IDS FAIR vISITORs-GOOD
: rooms, 81 per day. each person. In new
home Of responsible business man; every
convenience near Fair; 5D61 Cote Bril-
llante1 Avenue.
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WATCHES BOUGHT. SOLD AND EX-
and silver. fNUDD, 900 y, Broad.
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THESE cool. NIGHTS SUGGEST
Blankets. What We have are priced
modestly and are standard make The
hest In town for $500. PEMBERTON,a
PRICE & Co..
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5W,AN'fA!3. 80 l.lIY a GOOD SECOND
4 hand Delivery Wagon. Address lack.
cnre this office
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-09-25

Wo'PHoNEs. 1863 1a2o-'rHE LEADER
In North Carolina Hard Pine Wood; the
best by test; viii sell this week one cord
$3.50, special. Z. 7. LONG.
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#PERsONAL-MY HUSBAND WAS Az
hard drinker for over 20 years. cured 4
him by a simple home treatment and I
slaSdy ten ye|H hoWI did
money. Mrs. MARGARET 3EANDER-#
SON, Box 149, FIillburn. N ;. 5sest
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i = 5sHl H.lT as-sE 1I7 ~. T5|.Elz ~ Ftgfl
e.. iMPoRTED.5

CAII,LERS,, Is THE IDEAL CHIC
i colate' and claims tho highest rank as
Z a delicacy. All confectioners.
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FOR SALE.

nc. BUYS "A TSvc,.Do FOUNTAINS
Pen. sold on It's merits: money back II
not satisfa Glory: money order or,
stamps. Out.of-town orders promptly
filled. See picture Of pen elsewhere II,
13UTING AND PURCHASING CO..
INC. 211h North sixthAstreet, Rich
mond, Va.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-09-25

NEW MANIAC BAIENTl NEW METH.
n DDS THE EAGLE LAUNDRY, INC.
Phone for the wagon. Let's have a
sample bundle: Well please you. Phone
ASP No.P725 West Cary Street.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-09-25

HUNTING II lGIIT5 FOR SALE ON A 800
acres: considered excellent; deer, tur-
key. etc; stale price willing to- nay,
Address ". this Office.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-09-25

BIDS WILL BE RECEIVED UNTIL 10
Il o'clock. NJ, Monday, September 2eth,f
for furnishing the Penitentiary and
State Farm with supplies during the
three months beginning October 1, 19O4.S
q Blanks can be had by applying to S.
NJ. BOILING, superintendent.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-09-25

YOU WILL SAVE MONEY ON ALL OF,
your groceries and It cost is you nothing
ITO call. as GEO. l.. HAYNES & CO.
pays the freight.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-09-25

SUCCESS IN SPECULATION"
10000 invested III Grain. Stocks or Cotton
BY our Conservative Plan should re-
suit In profit of $4,000 to 81. 900 90 with,
market letter; mailed free. Orders ex-
ecuted IN Chicago and New York. 2. A.
X LANE C. CO., Bankers and Brokers,
Keystone Building, Plttaburg, Pa.
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M GHMT# SCHOOL.

OUR NIGHT SCHOOL WILL REOPEN
October Sd. Instruction will be the same
as in day school and by the regular
z teachers. Ladies' and gentlemen adj
United. Unlimited scholarships at rca-
sonabe prices for cash or monthly In
stalments. Call or phone for cata-
logue ard particulars. MASSEY BUSl-a
NESS COLLEGE, 705 z. Main ST.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-09-25

HIGHEST CASH PRICE PAID FOR
hogs IN any quantity, VA. PACKING
CO., Richmond, Va
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FOR sALE--AT INDUSTRIAL. bond
and Banking Company. So3 z, Main. 100
$40 bonds. bearing 10 per cent. Call at
once ana do not slose this opportunity.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-09-25

EGIsTERED gtlEREF'aRD CATTLE
Young cDws with calves W than: alao
young bulls; prices reasonable. Apply
Il to W. W. WILLS, Palmyra, Va.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-09-25

ANY QUANTITY OF THOSE GOOD
old Country Shoulders and MIddlings Ia
be had at GEO: Il HAYNES & Co.'S.
N. Eighteenth Street.
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FOR sALE-saO WILL BUY BAY GPAC-
ing Mare, Top Runabout and Su!key,
Apply at MOoRE's STABLE, Seventh
nd Clay Streets.
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MISCELLANEOUS.

OUR 500 OIL. STOVE rs JUST WHAT
you need these cool mornings. THE Il.
D. TAYLOR CO., 1ol y. Aaaln, 0 u.
Broad, 55i Rl
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M u SIC TEACHER. ATTENTION.
cA AZ, II ' AlGoMPANY, Richmond ia Va Va
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-09-25

SHOW w1sDo Ni--A WORD 10 THE
wise is sufficient. and In nothing can
purchasing tho Yankee Fire Kinder.
Save hours Of time, gallons OF oil,
cords OF wood, boxes Of matches every
minute each. Explosion impossible. En-
dorsod by the press and thousands of
housekeepers. Price 80 cents. years.
guarantee. JERRY SHINE, General
Richmond. & s. 3tss, 3sf ~
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Z WATCH CLEANING.

WATCHES REPAIRED AT ONCE; DE-
liver them In 4S hours and warrant
them. NUDD, 222 e. Broad.
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STOCK OR BOND 1ssUE-REPUTABLE
corporations. mining, Industrial or rail-
road. wanted. Have every "a cility for.
culars. F. o. Box 1863, New York City.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-09-25

s5U3 NJ ME$R sAUsAGE-THE cELE-
{ brated Imported # Gomprecht. Bologna,
Ring and Frankfurter Sausage: finest
Il East Broad. N M
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's1.25 FOR HALE CORD 5KILH.DRIED
z Sindling Wood. delivered See or phone
9 j. B. LACY for cheap cooking fuel
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WANTED, TO BUY WHOLE OR PART
interest in cigar stand or restaurant.
Address NJ, care Carrier ~.
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BOOKS WANTED.

r EN- F. NIB E r sPEATROSSs SHOE
Fl Store is on the wrong side, 314 p. Broad, I
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FOR SALE--RED SETTER PUPPIES
fnales), SIX weeks old: well bred very
healthy; any reasonable offer taken Adj
dress II. NJ, Amelia Courthouse. va.
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For Boys and Girls.

If you are good at guessing or an.
swering, here are few questions you
can wrestle with:
You can see any day a white horse,
but did you ever see a white colt {?
How many different kinds of trees
grow in your neighborhood and what
are they good for? Why does a
horse eat grass backwards and cow
forward? Why does a hop vine
wind one way, a bean vine the other I?
Where should chimney be the lar
ger, at the top or bottom, and why Z?
Can you tell why horse when
tied with a rope slways unraVels
it, while a COW always twists it into
q kinky knot? How old must a
grape vine be before it begins to
bear? Can you tell why leaves turn
upside down just before a rain :?
What wood will bear the greatest
weight before breaking? Why are
all COW paths crooked and none
straight?
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1904-07-06
Beware ef ointments for Catagrh
that Contains Mercury

As mercury will surely destroy the
sense Of smell and completely de-
rangs the whole system when enter
ing it through the mucous surfaces.
such articles should never be used
except on prescriptions from reputa-
bic physicians, as the damage they
will do is tenfold to the good you can
possibly derive from them. Halls
Catarrh Cure, manufactured by T. j.
Cheney & Co., Toledo, O, contains
no mercury, and is taken internally
acting directly upon the blood and
mucous surfaces of the system. 10
buying Halls Catarrh Core be sure
you get the genuine. It is taken in-
ternally, aud made in Toledo, Ohio,
by F. j. Cheney & Go. Testimonials
free.
Sold by Druggists, Price 75c per
bottle. Take Halls Family Pills for
Constipation
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1904-07-06

certainly rejoice to see her restored
to her usual health once more.
We hope when the Good Roads
Convention desends "S4lt river" it
will have accumulated salt enough to
raise the poor defeated vote seeker.
II every body were as good ss the
candidates are now, the prisons
would be abolished and the poor
preacher would have no job.
Yes, "Klondike," you ought to like
Uncle Sam, had be issued those
orders while sooner you now would
not be revealing the beautiful feat
ures of your phiz by being shorn of
the appendage that adorned your
upper labia, caused from measles
caught from friend taken in the
buggy with you while on duty serv-
ing Sammie.
CASTOR can now boast of another
store. Mr.. J. J. Richter has opened
up in the spacious building recently
vacated by Mr.. D. B. Sphaler.
Oh my what a goodly country we'r
living in. Good health, good people,
good water and - I almost said
good eating. Now I'm not going to
tell anything about the nice things
my good people on the R F. D. have
been placing in the boxes, such as
May appels and June apples, white
apples and red apples, sweet apples
and - apples, good apples and fine
apples, peaches and goose plums and
other nice things for al Billy is thank
ful and while he can't repay those
good people for their kindness yet
heavens blessing may continue to
smile upon them and still give them
an abundance of good things.
The health of the Felix family was
never better and the way they feast
ed upon those nice, good, delicious
eatibles is enough to make the deni-
zens at some of the cues look upon
Us with an eye of just envy.
When you go to the cues
For the Dispatch take your dues,
And when there short while
Just walk up and make the Editor smile.
June 80, 1904 Billy Felix.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1904-07-06
A Curious Eghs;hit.

One of tne curios!ties Of the North
Carolina exhibit st the St. Louis Ex
position is a piece CT meat forty
years DID, l. is ration" Of Nassau
pork issned to private r G. Wood
lief, Of franklin county, On the 3:d
day of May, 1864, Eear Orange
Court House, Va-the day before
the Wilderness fight commenced
Perhaps, owning to its small size, ii
got lost through hole in lis pocket
and was stored away in the lining OF
his coat or the corner of his knspsack
At any rate Mr.. Woodlief carried
this piece of meat with hin until The
close Of the war and brought it home
with hin.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1904-07-06
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