New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-05-29
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

Expert confidence last year that the mosquito
was downed and the way to extirpation this
spring gives place equally expert assurance that
he IS nothing OF the kind and that all the
taken against him leave him multiplying his gem
erations under the pavilion OF the suns throne
vigorously and generously His cour!ers
with the dsrodils. and his guard bids
ar 10 ebb slowly out with the October asters.
fsuaL
the Aunt Dinah In Howard PauTs egg story is
s s6s @ tho TO any i1'a s e WHEN
tb Ae' n ,s sseS MIR s' sasss b
sngs, only two when ! wants EN- soft and three
good too. lie was travelling on a Pennsylvania
rw2y and %hsn his Ssk1s1 was brought the
on this train. ., he asked the waiter "A mile
they'll be quite right"-London Truth
Bishop Turner thinks the white man is only
bleached negro and accordingly vigorously pro-
tests against colored people singing the hymn
Wash me and / shall be whittier than snow The
good bishop evidently prefers 10 remain unbleached
HEALTH CULTURES TENSION
We live and move by counts o. ten
Health cultures hopeful maids and men
At daybreak when our waking eyes
Look out upon the world rise
Debate and then initiate again
Repeating. in measured tone.
For, ten deep breaths are, held the best
To broaden and enlarge the chest.
Ten rubs upon the Uranium
Induce the tagging hair TO come:
Then up and down one puts the weights
Until ten lifts he calculates
Ten circles with the Indian clubs:
The foils-count ten, then haste to plunge
Then ten more seconds with the sponge:
Ten minutes rubbing down. and then
Into our clothes, by counts OF ten.
At breakfast which Is nuts and fruit
Ten Chews TO every bite compute:
Count before you take the next
And eat with counttnance unvexed
Then forth TO DO do, your ,h., daily toll, toll!
Ten to eXhale-health cultures Hoyle
Says such n system cannot fail
At work the most successful men
Perform each act by counts of ten.
At luncheon. which is fruit and nuts.
one counts to ten each time he shuts
His teeth upon a healthful bite.
Then ten to chew, and he's all right:
Ten minutes rest, then back TO work,
IND how the little muscles Turk
Until by byte tens +. +ney bulge zii at b length
pay our fares in counts OF ten.
dinner-whch is nuts and fruit
Then may settle down to read
Ton pages of some healthful screed.
We take with bells and clubs again.
Is heard serenely striking ten
'Tis then we lock and bolt the doors
And our ten health culture snores.
Chicago Trinuue.
4 III.
Bag despite the disbelief OF the revlsers OF the
Kansas school history Of the United States The
general however evidently does not think much
of tho feat which has been confused with the more
difncuIt one Of swimming The Rio Grande and Is
clad Of the opportunity have the matter cleared
nm Between the Kansas historians and General
Funston tho myth maker is having rather a hard
time at present
Tells by the Smell.-t hurch-Don't you dislike to
smell fhat odor from those automobiles w
Ciotham-No. like to smell H.
II rcrtainIy do You know YOU can't smell tho
odor until the machine has gone by
we'll II the machine has gone by and Won can
smell at all you're pretty sure that You haven't
been struck - Yonkers Statesman.
In many American communities local pride is as
sorting itself in commendabe ways. Almost count
less appeals are made to the heads OF families and
the occupants OF houses to do what they can to
increase the attractfveness OF their homes Among
the rustic patriots the cleaning up CT yards the
making OF good roads the mending OF fences the
planting Of lowers the setting out of trees. the
painting Of buildings the general fixing up and
identifying of lands. of barns and sheds and other
structures are earnestly advised Such efforts de-
serve the warmest encouragement Similar mis-
sionary crusades In cities from the biggest to the
smallest. should also be pressed forward with zeal
What Is Ia Mother's) Love?''-'I punish you
Browning, because / love you. But you too
young 10 understand what mothers love Is.
rs IL two soles with but single thought, two
hands that beat as one?"-lLhs