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Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1904-08-04

men to the left-lined with dozens OF
little cell-like rooms, each contain
ing bath-tub, coucn and a thermom-
eter. At the door is strong-armed
masseur
The bathing waters give variety OF
sensations Some bubble like cham
payne, some soothe, some tickle, some
electrify, some enervate, some are in
sipidly tepid, but the climax is per-
haps reached in the hot mud baths.
After the patient gets into his tub the
doctor waits outside the door watch in
hand, timing the immersion. Then the
masseur gets to work with vigorous
rubbing, still timed by the doctor.
Finally the patient appears, dressed
and refreshed. The doctor talks
automatically on favorite symptoms,
sympathizes a little, f1atters a little
more, and with sweeping bow hands
his victim into carriage.
For six weeks this routine is sup
posed to be repeated daily, with trifling
variations of temperatures, massage
and diet; and this constitutes what is
known in every resort. regardless of
country or language, as the 'cure."
Each place has its specialty-Aix for
rheumatism, Homburg for govt. Wies-
baden and Baden-Baden for stomach
troubles, Carlsbad for bad livers, Mar
ienbad for fat, and st. Moritz for the
convalescent after-cure.
The alliances of European health
resort physicians and of hotel-keepers
are perfect unions. The American
visitor with money is passed on from
one to another so smoothly that he does
not realize how easily he is being
handled His likes, dislikes and means
are well known in advance, and he
sometimes innocently marvels at the
supposed cleverness in filling his wants
before the asking. But rest assured,
it will all be charged in the bill.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1904-08-04
RECREATION AND HEALTH.

Recrea ion is as essential to health
as it is to happiness, says a writer in
the Four-Track News. No amount or
apothecary's pills can do you as much
good as day in the woods. Try it
once. 1t may be hard on the apothe-
cary, but il will be great gain for
you. Nature is the greatest of all
remedies. 1t is the height of folly to
sit in a stuffy city apartment,
manipulating fan in order to keep
from melting, when you could be en-
joying the scenery of the mountains
where the pine-scented breezes from
the hills do the tanning; away from
the noise and nervous strain of the
town, enjoying the restful silence OF
mountains, woods and waters.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1904-08-04
ROBINSON WAS WRONG.

Topeka Capital.-When A. A. Robin
son of the Mexican Central railroad
was the inspiring genius of the Santa
Fe he often visited the big shops in
Topeka. One day while on a tour OF
inspection he watched a machinist
execute a piece of work Now Mr..
Robinson prides himself on his knowl-
edge of every branch of the railroad
service. Upon this occasion it struck
him that the machinist was not doing
his work correctly.
MY friend" he said, chat is
wrong" The machinist, who did not
recognize the railroad magnate re
piled:
Suppose it is; what business is it
of yours?''
Il am A. A. Robinson" the railroad
manager answered sternly
The machinist turned white.
Il beg thousand pardons," he said.
Il hope my impertinence will not cost
me my job. have a wife and five
children, and to lose my place would
mean poverty to them. I am sorry /
said it, but you see we have so many
visitors here who give us advice
about our work that we can't tell one
damn fool from another
Mr.. Robinson who is full of humor.
laughed heartily and assured the ma,
chinest that his job would not be in
terfered with.
Investigation revealed that the ma.
chinist was executing the work cor
recrly, and that Mr.. Robinson was
wrong.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1904-08-04
European Union for the Extraction of
Coin From American PIutccrats.

Coin From American PIutccrats.
S. M. Williams II Everybody's Maya.
zine.-The passion for work and the
tremendous struggle for wealth seem
to produce mysterious, unclassifed dis
eases in the American millionaire. His
physician, knowing that the first
remedy is to check the business fever
in the mans blood, gives some per.
functory prescription and says: you
ought to go abroad Why not try one
of the cures?"
which one?" queries the patient;
land what and where are they?"
The physician recites the list-Aix.
les-Bains. Homburg, Wiesbaden, Ba-
den-Baden, Carlsbad, Marienbad, st.
Moritz and a score more of less known
places. A combination of symptoms
and inclination settles the choice and
the patient goes aboard an ocean
liner. pursued to the gangplank by his
business.
The treatment at these resorts is
simple and is practically the same at
all. You get up early in the morning
between s and You walk to a
spring and sip glasses of more or less
distasteful water as you slowly march
up and down the promenade, while a
band plays to awaken your drowsy
spirits. After two or three glasses
you walk back to the hotel with an ap-
petite for breakfast that is curbed by
diet restrictions to certain queer
Kinds of bread, boiled eggs. cold ham
and coffee.
Two hours after breakfast the doctor
calls. The patient is solemnly told in
words of many syllables that he is af.
ficted with some unpronounceable
disease that will require careful treat
ment.
After the particular spring for drink
ing-y alter is selected, the visitor and
the doctor go to the bath-house. This
building is invariably the most impos-
ing in town, with stately facade and in
wiling entrance. Inside are long cor
ridors-ladies to the right and gentle
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1904-08-04
Makes All the Difference.

I want policeman 10 come over
and shoot my dog said a man to the
sergeant in charge of the police sta
ton.
Whose dog is it?"
Mine"
Your dog? The one you wouldn't
let us shoot when he bit a neighbor's
hoy?'
Eyes, but it's different now"
How SOP
He bit me-"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1904-08-04

Rates; and the guests foraged among
the cold viands and drank the stock
champagne with ordinary reckless
ness.
And equally of course the usual
speeches were made; the bishop
blandly enlarging on the happiness of
the married state, and the major, in
his very best vein, replying to the
toast of the parent.
None of those who sat and listened
to him but would have given him
testimonial on the spot for fatherly af-
lection and disinterestedness-
excepting, perhaps, the bridegroom,
who drank cheaply of the cheap cham,
payne and who smiled behind his
table-napkin at the majors most ford
and touching sentiments.
And Kate? She sat through it all
with the patience and stolidity of a
statue.
Never once did her face lose its
set, mechanical expression, and the
spectators marveled at the wonder
full self-possession which enabled her
to listen unmoved to the majors glow.
ing elegant periods.
The bridegroom had stammered out
few words of thanks for the bride.
the best man had made the usual at.
tempt at funny speech, and then a
move was begun.
Lady Warner and the bride left the
table, and, followed by the brides
maids, went to change Hates white
dress for the travelling one.
The major got up and touched Carr
Lyon on the shoulder.
"a few words with you before you
go, dear boy" he said, and his lord
ship rose and followed him into the
little study.
WELL" he said, sullenly, what is
Iit?"
Just to wish you ever happiness
my dear Arthur" said the major, lay
ing his hand on his shoulder anu
beaming at him with rather unsteady
eyes. Couldn't do it before al
those people, you know May HEAVIER
bless you, my dear boy; and my deal
Kate, too! You will take care of her
Arthur? Yes. am sure you will take
care of her." and he wiped away ar
imaginary tear. Nobody knows wha1
a comfort and treasure that dear CIR
has been to me; no one!"
81 dare say" said the bridegroom
win an impatient sheer. But you
haven't brought me in here to tell me
that, have you? What is it?"
well, my dear boy" said the
major. with little apologize laugh;
there was a matter of business be
tween US, you know! Perhaps it i!
scarcely the time. and yet l have NJ
doubt you would like to get it settled
and done with. Have you-did you
happen to remember to-ahem!-pu
that check in your pocket, my deal
Arthur"
'The check for the money I promis
ed you the day married Kate? No
| have not"
The majors face redeemed; he haC
been drinking far too much of the
cheap champagne.
But don't excite yourself" Carr
Lyon went on. 'I'll keep my word
Look here; you had better run up t.
London tomorrow or the day after
and I'll give it to you there"
very WELL" said the major, but he
looked bitterly disappointed
Then the bridegroom went out and
put on his overcoat. and stood in the
little nall, impatienty waiting for the
bride.
She came down presently, the car
rage drew up at the door, the guests
pressed forward with the regulation
rice and slippers. and in her last lool
at the house Kate saw the figure Of
her father standing on the steps, with
his handkerchief pressed to his eyes
in an attitude of profound and un
comfortable grief.
To he continued
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1904-08-04
WHAT MAN CAN DO.

Figure out your cost of living for
yourself, compare it with your pro-
portionately increased earning capac-
Try, and then hold your nose for fear
the offensive odor of something cheap
may be waited your way.-Atlanta
Constitution. Dem.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1904-08-04
HUNT FOR HEALTH.

To be continued.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1904-08-04

and droop her head, and noticed the
eyes fash; but the next minute
rush was made to the vestry to sign
the register, and bride and bride
groom were forgotten.
White and statuesque, Kate signed
her maiden name for the last time,
and the bridegroom, taking up the
pen, signed his, but his hand shook,
and his name was mere serawl.
Thu the usual crowd which is al
ways to the front at fashionable we'd
dings wrote their names, and the
bride and bridegroom made their way
to their Garage through a line of
children, who strewed flowers in their
path.
Kate?" said the bridegroom. What
a COMPOUNDED fuss, isn't it?"
Kate, white and cold, shrark back
in her corner and sail nothing, and in
a few moments the carriage stopped
at the majors villa.
As many people as-and more than
the place would hold had been
asked, and the major. in his blue
coat and white waistcoat, received
them and did the honors.
One wedding breakfast is very much
like another
There is the same stony chicken and
stringy ham, the usual soul-freezins
pastry and mock turtle soup; and as
it is at most weddings, so it was at
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1904-02-27

The first-part feature of the Wa d
Il Wade Ministries is entitled "'The
Carnival of Venice" and has been con-
structed by the greatest electricians
and scene painters of the United
States. 1t requires car especially to
transport it, and when it is put upon
stage before the audience it never
fails to bring forth outbursts of ap-
plause, owing to its beauty and rad
fence. The company, however. does
not depend on its scenery alone to
please It's patrons. There are forty
swell white performers with the ag-
gregation and each and every one has
been selected for his efficiency as an
entertainer. There are coined ans
who are funny. singers who possess
sweet and clear voices, who sing the
rarest of new ballads, and the coon
songs and jokes Of the company are
the richest and freshest. Mr.. Tom
Powell ably seconds Ward and Wade.
the headliners, and the specially bill
Is unprecedented in ministrelsy. II Is
advisable TO get seats early, as u is
too bad to have to stand up through
a performance which is worth the
while to see through.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1904-02-27
Farmers and Team
STEERS Attention.

Now that Spring is approaching, we
desire to call your attention to the
fact that we have been making up har-
ness and saddles of all kinds during
the winter, We are prepared to take
care of your wants, we therefore kind
ly invite you to call and inspect our
harness and saddles and ascertain our
prices, before purchasing elsewhere.
We guarantee our harness and saddles
to be handmade, and we use the best
leather IN them that money can buy.
DO not purchase some imported stuff,
when you can buy direct where they
are made and get what you want. We
take pride In the fact that we make the
best harness in the State of Utah. We
also carry large quantity of harness
oil In bulk, all ready prepared for USE
the very best on the market. Bring
your cans.
FIsTER AND NIELSEN,
80 w Center st. Logan.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1904-02-27
Genera1ities.

We collect all kinds OF indebted
ness.-H. A. PEDERsEN & Co.
VIM. L.Winn, marshal OF Smith
field, came down to Logan Thursday
Thefciit price sale on fresh meal
continues at Bell Brothers.
Hear the old English glecs in AS
YOU LIKE IT" Opera House, Marcl
IA.
III. Secrist, City Bus and transfer
phone 76y. At Peoples Hotel Trair
erv'ces solicited. 23tS
w. o. Kay, of Ogden, son of Davic
Kay, Is In Logan making purchases OF
grain, hay, and seeds.
The SWEETEST line Of Spring hats evel
shown in Logan Just arrived at Dun
Oar Roblnson's. 33t2
1T Is stated the S. u. aud O. T..
Thatcher firm will soon 10 out of bust.
ness, and that Sam will 20 to Payette
valley to put in chicken ranch.
The Sunday School sociable of the
Cache Stake will be held at the b. y.
college ON Wednesday, March Ind at
sp. m. Officers and teachers please
take notice.
Douglas $500 shoes, the best in the
world, call and see them, at Andreas
Peterson's, POS
Walter Reese and wife arrived
in Logan yesterday morning. They
came from Westminster, British
Columbia. They may remain in Lo.
gan, making this their future home.
We are the agents for the Whitney
Baby Carriages new and complete
line just arrived. The best made.
A. G. Luudstrum Furniture Co.
The two cars carried by the Ward &
Wade Ministries are the finest cars ex,
tant. The two bands are excellent al
so. There will be a concert on the
street at II O'Clock the day of the per
Torrance.
Miss Jennie Rainey, one of the Lo
gan Dry Goods Co.'S popular clerks, i.
to leave that establishment soon to ac
cept a position In the Utah Condensed
Milk Factory at Richmond.
An employee of John Montrose who
has been working in the mountain,
since December 18th, states that at tn,
head of Beaver Canyon there is moi
over two feet of snow, and from whaI
he can learn does not believe tina
there has been much more snow fal
In the mountains then there has beer
In the valley. What has fallen ther,
Will OF course remain until warn
weather sets In. The ind has blown
very hard SO that man. of the hollow
are pretty we'll filled with snow
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1904-02-27

LOST One brown 5-year-old mare
(Belmont stock small star in fore
head no brands visible. Also one
black 3-ycar-old gelding branded T on
left thigh. Saddle mark on right side
OF back, Send information to John
Montrose and bc rewarded. 33t
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-07-29
Guarantee Bond and
InVe Stn1Gnt Co.
Capital Stock 3. $4,000
Fund (Jan,
GENERAL OFFICES, 117 Pine ST.

GENERAL OFFICES, ff7 Pine St PINE BLUFF,
property
all
payment profit
onehalf life field
considered payable Within
You profit life enbodng
quality between all classes Write for
Active reliable
Investigation invited cheertulIy
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-07-29
DEMOCRACY AND BRYANISM.

In the boiling of some of the toll
q. lowers Of Mr.. Bryan and the attacks
made by the latter upon the Demo-
cratic nominee for the presidency the
leaders of the Republican party think
they see a serious revolt within the
ranks OF the Democracy and an easy
victory for Roosevelt in November. Bur
nothing has occurred or is likely to
occur TO cause the Democrats alarm.
The attitude of Mr.. Bryan in the cam
paign was anticipated and steps We're
taken well in advance to discount the
effect of it. The Nebraskan, ii is true.
has announced his intention TO vote
the Democratic ticket but it is plain
TO all that away down in his heart
he is hoping and praying that it will
be defeated The truth is sincere sup
port of the ticket cannot be expected
of Mr. Bryan. He claims to be an
honest man, and ii he be such a man,
he cannot honestly support Judge
Parker, for he has declared that the
1atter'S nomination was secured by
indefensible and crooked methods,
and in a speech delivered in Chicago
few weeks before the meeting OF the
st. Louis convention Mr. Bryan de-
clared that Judge Parker was IAN un-
fit man to be nominated by the Dem
ocartic party or any other party that
has any regard for honesty and fair
dealing in politics.
1t would have been more manly in
Mr. Bryan, feeling as he does about
the Democratic nominee and the man.
ner in which he claims the ticket was
nominated, for MIN to have bolted the
action of the ST. Louis convention and
made his fight in the open, declares
the New Orleans Daily States; but he
did not take this course. He remain
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-07-29

e III h party. eecaase he say net.
ter opportunity 70 knife the ticket.
which, if elected, means his political
undoing. than # ne We're on the out
SIDE. This iact IS plain to the Dem
ocratic managers and in shaping their
plans of the campaign It is not likely
hat they will take The Nebraskan IN
totheir confidence or be Influenced III
any way by what he may say or do.
They will wisely leave him to his own
course, knowing that he viii be. III
capable Of doins any mischief in THE
states which are 10 be the battle
ground OF the campaign this year.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-07-29
MAYOR WHITE ALONE.

Mayor White seems to be alone II.
his. fight against Tie constitutional
amendment. The mayors of all the
other cities of the first and second
classes. so far as heard from. being
heartily in favor OF it. Letters from
Eope. Havana. Stuttgart. Beardon,
Marvel, Batesville, DanviIle, Holly
Grove and scores OF other points
written by the mayors OF the respect
i've points To Mayor Beldin9 OF Hot
Springs Indicate a strong feeling in
favor of recent action OF the mayors
Il Hot Springs. and boosting the CON
Sti1utiOnal amendment proposition.
The MAYOR of Pine Bluff is on the
wrong side of the question. The
adoption of the amendment would
mean permanent improvements in the
cities that can never be had by the
Improvement district plan.
Under the amendment the streets
would all be uniform and built TO an
established grade which is never the
case by the Improvement district plan.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-07-29
GOLD STANDARD FOR PANAMA.


Prospects now are favorable Tor
settlement OF the veXed question OF a
stable currency for the republic OF
Panama and the isthmian canal zone.
An agreement has been reached be-
tween the secretary OF war OF the
United States and the Panama com
rnissioners. bv which a proposal is to
be submitted to the government OF the
latter which will establish GOLD
standard for the new nation.
In brief, it is proposed to coin
gold piece for the republic which
shall be equal in value to the lnlted
States dollar Silver currency TO the
issued with the privilege OF increasing
it to double the amount If needed
Parity of this silver coinage is to be
maintained by gold deposit in a
bank in the United States OF ID per
cent Of the nominal value OF the sill
Yer currency. Arrangements also are
10 be made fer the sale of drafts al
reasonable rates on the isthmus tG
keep down The eXchane on New York
and thus prevent disturbance of the
parity.
In the popular mind the most diff
cult problem in connection with canal
construction is engineering, but that
has been discounted by mechanical in
genuity. and many thoughtful persons
have given full recognition To othel
ton and currency. 1t is believed thai
American physicians and sanitary Ell
gineers can cope with the former, and
it now seems that our financial eX
perts can take care of the money ques-
ton
There is q marked departure from
the conventional in having country
deposit it's funds for currency re
demption i'll the banks OF another ma
ton. but the scheme has certain adj
van1aees for I.a1in-American repub
lies. No matter how much revolutions
may distract Or politicians may
scheme the currency OF Panama is safe
This twentieth century idea i'll imam
cierin9 is commended to the attention
of all governments which hetray a
weakness in the knees. American
bankers are open TO engagements OF
such kind for the purpose of maintam-
in. gold standards abroad ana depos-
its are respectfully solicited,
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-07-29
Brakes Palmetto Wine,

Every sufferer gets trial bottle free. Only
one small dose DAY of this wonderful tonic.
Medlclnal Vine promotes perfect Digestion.
Active Liver Prompt Bowels. Sound Kidneys.
Pure. Rich Blood, Healthy Tissue Velvet Skin.
Robust Health. Drake 5 Palmetto Wine is Il
true unfalling specific for catarrh OF the Mucous
Membranes OF the Head. Throat, Respiratory
Organs. Stomach and Pelvic Organs. Drake
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relieves quickly has cured the most dStreSSfuI
forms of Stomach Trouble and most stubborn
cases of FIatulency ana CONSTIPATION; never
fails, cures to stay cured. Seventy-fve cents al
Drug Stores for a large bottle. usual dollar size
but a trial bottle will be sent free and prepaid
to every reader of this paper who writes for it.
a letter or postal card addressed to Drake
Formula Company, Drake Building Chicago
HI! is the only expense to secure a satisfactory
trial OF this wonderful Medicinal Wine. ::
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-07-29
The Unexpected Happened.

The late Col. J. H. Brigham, assist
ant secretary OF agriculture. was
noted for his frank and honora BILE
ways.
"Col. Brigham. said member of
the agricultural bureau, "despised
sneaks, and would have none OF them
He was a farmer in Illinois after
the civil war, and a sneak among his
hands learned 10 his cost. one day.
that mean an cumberland methods
would not go with the. colonel
This chap sought out his employer
in private.
col. Brigham, he said YOU are
worlin five men Oh this yere farm o,
yourn.'
"Well?"
"'Well. sir. there's cOnsid 'rable loaf
in @oin'. on when your backs turned.
want 10 say to YOU that four men
could DO your work here as we'll as
five.
Is that so?' said Col Brigham.
1t certainly is. sir.
"'Then. saiu the colonel. i shall
not want you after today. "-Phi!adel
phia Bulletin.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-07-29
Who Knows

when Jefferson was inausurated,
acclaimed an excited orator, at Tam
many district meeting. he rode into
Washington on his own horse hitched
him in front of the Capitol. and went
in and took the oath of Office. Those
We're the days of simplicity. Why
cannot We do things in that way in
these Gays?'
1t woudn't be safe. shouted a
mam in the audience.
why not? -
Some of them Republican postotf-
&c fellows would steal the horse. =
The Pilgrim.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-07-29
THE REAL TEST
OF Herpicide Is In Giving 1t = Thor
Oueh Trial.

sudse of the efficiency of any article
and that is by its ability to do tina;
-..l.cA 1t Is intended 10 do Many hair
eieorv may look nice and smell nice.
out the point is-do they eradicate Dan.
..rulf and stop falling hair?
10. they do not but Herpieide docs.
'.oc"Use Il gees to the root Of the evil
ID - the germ that alta h t.
n p.lla from whence the hair gets it:
Ii.
Letters from prominent people eFe:v
" mere are daily proving that Newbro':
Hcrpicide stands the test of use
1t is a delightful dressing clear, pur,
and free from oil or grease.
Sold hv LEADING drugg'sts Sro' '"H.
s."r'us for sample to The !iespi 3" =
Detroit. Mich.
For sale by L. B. Coon 2l0 Main.