Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1904-02-18
BILL DOOLEY'S LETTER.

tied Jasper and had the pleasure of
meeting DIR. n. B. Moore. He cross
ed the street IN good order to give us
good warm hand shake and he had
that same good-natured old smile on
his face as long as Cumberland
mountain fence rail but to think he
would wade mud mouth deep
to shake hands with a fellow with
his every day clothes on, was more
than | could make out until thought
about him being a candidate. Well,
by the way, to say the least Boney is
one of natures own good fellows al
though he has some wild ideas Judg-
ing from what he said to me. He in
sisted on my getting over on the
Lords side, having reference to the
democrats. Well, | am glad he told
me this as had never heard of the
Lord being among the democrats. 1t
would have been the last place l
would have gone if had started out
to hunt for him. Better be sure a.
bout this thing, Doctor, somebody
may catch up with you about this yet,
l guess most people have heard
that Joe Templeton was rejected by
the Democrats because he could not
stand the examination. Joe answer
ed several questions but not overly
satisfactory and at last was asked,
swell, Joe, this is general election
year. What can you do to help us
elect a full ticket" Joe replied that
he could tell the truth. He was told
at once that the political situation
had begun to assume some very ugly
proportions and neither democrats
nor republicans could stand truth
telling this year and there remain un-
til further developments. Goodbye,
Joe, you are conner now.
Now we will return to the old SOW
that was sent to me by express some
six weeks ago. had to let her re-
main IN the office until | hustled a.
round and got up kale seed to pay
the charges and take her home SO
she stayed in the office some four
weeks without victuals or clothes and
when | went and antied up the chink
and demanded my sow the agent
looked plagued and did not take the
money. AS soon as he could pull
himself together told me that the
starvation of four weeks had got hel
down tolerable thin and she had got
got out of the cage at crack left fol
for an air hole. After this escape
from the cage she was still in the de,
pot and on looking around for some
thing to eat and finding nothing else
she ate up two kegs of railroad spikes
and new Sears & Roebuck sewing
machine and thus having satisfied
her appetite she began to reflect OF
what she had done knowing that The
agent might give way to passion ant
murder her in cold blood when HI
found out what she had done. Sht
thought she had better repent of he
sins and prepare for hog heaven 81
she began to think over all she haC
ever done. She thought of the dy
Mantle explosion that killed old Doc
ley's mule and blew his barn down
After she thought of all her wronj
doings and repented till she felt tn
answer of a 'clear conscience in re
card to her sins she was easy, onl
she was still in prison, This CAV
her some embarrassment until sh
happened to think about belongln
to republican. Then she felt $
small she just slipped through tn
keyhole in the door and transferre
her carcase to parts unknown. An
now the public has been sufficient
notified that the said hog is at larg
any and all persons are at liberty I
use any means OF violence necessar
for the safety of their persons an
property, acting on their own judg
ment as to the course to be pursue
for their own safety. | will not
responsible for anything she does
She has quit my bed and board wit
ont any cause. She must take Il
consequence. Good day, old SOW.
Last week some one said wond
i'm. L. G. didn't frown as she re,