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The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1904-02-13

JUNE
Lipton,n Frankne.s. .

Sir Thomas Upton, with characters
tic fairness and good sense, declares
that there is nothing in the complaint
so often made by previous challengers
for the Americas cup, of the handicap
placed upon them by the necessity OF
constructing yacht strong enough to
cross the Atlantic. This grievance has
been variously exploited, sometimes as
an excuse and sometimes as san ex-
PLANTATION for the results of the races.
but Sir Thomas will have none of 1t.
A boat strong enough to carry the
rigs provided for the actual contests
he says, has little to fear from ar
ocean voyage under vastly reduced
sail, and. as matter of fact, the de
tenders have been fully as well able
to make such voyages as the challen-
gers. Still. Sir Thomas admits, merely
in the interests of history, that it is
a disadvantage to be obliged to come
SO far to meet your rival. In the first
place, he says, it costs lot of money,
and, in the second. it takes a lot Of
time, which the home boat can utilize
In practice sailing under race condi-
tons. The force of both these state
ments is perfectly obvious, and, pre-
scented as Sir Thomas presented them,
merely as necessary and inevitable
features of the yachting game, inter.
nationally played, they do not produce
trace of irritation always caused by
the talk about the ocean voyage handi-
cap as something unfair, or at least
deeply regrettable by those who sui.
fered from it. To recognize facts is
one thing, to imagine them as solace
for defeat is another. and widely diff
ferent. Sportsmen do the former and
Dunravens the latter.--New York
Times.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1904-02-13
An Apt Illustration.

In ancient days, and in some semi
barbarious countries now, liquid and
solid products are marketed in skins
of animals. Here is where our intelli-
gent American farmers may learn a
thing or two from ignorant barbara
ans. How better can corn, oats, hay,
and many other feeds be marketed
than in hog skins, beef hides, etc?
Pour the feed in and market the whole
in their hides and on their hoofs.-
Farm and Ranch.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1904-02-13
Low Cost Modern Farm House

measurement. The basement walls are
of stone, and the cellar extends be-
meath the whole house. The roof is
shingled and stained. All of the rooms
are of good size and nicely finished.
The dining room, living room and YES
thule, hall and stairs, may be finished
in oak or cheaper material if ones
purse does not permit. The floor in
the kitchen should be of maple or SIM
liar hard wood, but throughout the re-
mainder of the house the floors may
be of spruce or pine. There are man
tells in the living room, dining room
and front bedroom, and there are
closets off each of the bedrooms. There
is q large linen closet and storeroom
off the hall upstairs, which the women
will appreciate. The bathroom is Of
good size and fitted with good modern
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1904-02-13

years l suffered with
terrible pain in my
back. ! did not know
whatit was to enjoy .
nights rest and arose
in the morning feel
ing tired and unre-
freshed. My suffer-
ing sometimes was
simply indescribable.
When ! finished the
first icx of Doan's
Kidney Pills I felt like
a different woman. l
continued until / had
taken five boxes"
noaus Kidney pills
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1904-02-13
100000 PIante Tor ne.

This Is a remarkable offer the John a.
Salzer Seed Co., La Crosse, Wis, makes.
They will send you their big plant and
seed catalog, together with enough seed to
grow
1000 fine, solid Cabbages,
1000 delicious Carrots,
1000 blanching, nutty Celery
1000 rich, buttery Lettuce,
1000 splendid Onions,
1000 rare, luscious Radishes,
1000 gloriously brilliant Flowers.
This great offer is made in order to 10
duce you to try their warranted seeds
for when you once plant them you viii
grow no others, and
ALL FOR BUT Ice POSTAGE,
providing you will return this notice, and
il you will send them zoe in postage, they
will add to the above package of the f.
nous Berliner Caulihower. Tx. Ii
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1904-02-13
MODERN FARM HOUSE.

MODERN FARM HOUSE.
q few weeks, will see the contrast be-
tween the comforts of the average city
dwelling to that OIL the average farm
dwelling. The farmer. however. in
most cases does not realize this con-
trast. and hence so-called modern con-
veniences are the exception in the
farmhouse. This is not as it should
be. A farmer in moderate circum-
stances should and could very easily
have these conveniences. and probably
would have did he realize their adj
yantages and comforts. These modern
conveniences are sold cheaply.
The accompanying plans are in
tended for a farmhouse of this kind,
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1904-02-13
His Ideal.

Editor-What do you mean by "a girl
of rare intelligence, and one who refused
to take advantage of alleged advantages
offered herr"
Critic-Simply this-she does not
dance, sing, or play, but she can sharpen
a lead pencil, drive nail and keep Sc
cret-N Y. Times.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1904-02-13

two great cereals, makes growing and
fattening hogs and cattle possible in Oak,
Mont, Ida, Colo, YES :,,: everyw n and
Teosinte, which produces 80 tons OF green
fodder per acre, Salzer's Earliest Cane,
Salzer's 60 Day Oats and a hundred OF
other rare farm seeds that they offer.
JUST CUT THIS OUT AND RETURN IT
with l0c in stamps to the John A. Salzer
Seed Co., La Crosse, Wis, and get their
big catalog and lots of farm seed sam
piles. K. L.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1904-02-13

With the methods now In use seven
tenths of the force in coal is wasted.
A few years ago the waste was nine
tenths. Mr.. Edison declares that a
bucketful of coal should drive an ex-
press train from New York to Phifa-
delphia, and few tons be sufficient for
the largest ocean steamship, whose
bunkers must now hold thousands.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1904-02-13

First Capitalist discussing the for
nation of new trusD-Of course, we'll
have to engage the best corporation
lawyer in sight.
Second Capitalist latter thinking
Err, don't you think first-class crimi-
nal lawyer would be more suitable?-
Puck.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1904-02-13

Crawford notice they are all the
time eliminating studies in the colleges.
Crabshaw-Yes, and finding new
things to teach in the public schools
Fuck.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1904-02-13

Mrs. Parvenu-'My husband has so much
taste, don't you think" Mrs. Cutting
Eyes; it's great pity there isn't little
of it that might be called good. "-Philadel-
phia Press.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1904-02-13

There goes Mabel in her new gown.
Look!"
mo, indeed, won't. Whenever |
have a new gown she either pretends
not to notice it, or else she asks me il it's
the same one wore last year."-Chicago
American.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1904-02-13

"What Is the difference" asked the
Cheerful idiot, between an old, neglected
pair of trousers and bad boy who persists
ness knows," responded the Weary Listen.
n. "Of course do" acknowledged the
Cheerful Idiot. Zone keeps bagging at the
knees and the other keeps nagging ct tho
bees. American.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1904-02-13

I am sure Piso's Cure for Consumption
saved my life three years ago.-Mrs. rhos.
Robbins. Norwich, N. Y, Feb II, 1900.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1904-02-13

Kitty-"I believe you think just as much
cf Minnie Hawha as you do of me-" George
-"Why, i actually abominate her!" Kitty
George, you are such dear!'-Boston
Transcript
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1904-02-13

Knippe-"I see that johnson and his wife
have finally separated. wonder how their
trouble started?" Tucque- Haven't you
aeard? A. year ago last Christmas she
bought johnson a box of cigars and last
Christmas johnson bought her new street
dress. Syracuse Herald.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1904-02-13

Marian-T showed those verses you
wrote me to papa, and he seemed pleased"
Harry-"He did" Marian-"Yes; he said
he was 50 pleased to see you were not .
poet."-New Yorker
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1904-02-13

81 really don't see how the bachelors get
along without loving helpmate," began
Mrs. Benedick. Eyes, woman can help q
man in so many ways" replied her friend.
Exactly. Now there's my Henry; when
ever he sits down to mend tear in his coat
or sew on a button, he always has to get
me to thread his needle for him. "-Phla-
delphia Ledger.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1904-02-13

de really smaht man." said Uncle Eben,
lis de one dat has sense enough to know
lat he's liable to be fooled de same az any
body else."-Washingto Star.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1904-02-13

Badger-"Come, tell me, do you ride an
automobile because you like ity" Cadger
Partly, but principally because Other
blks don't like II. ""-Boston Transcript.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1904-02-13

Carpets can be colored on the floor with
Putnam Fadeless Dyes.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1904-02-13
COMPLETELY RESTORED.

Mrs. P. Brunei, wife of P. Brunei,
stock dealer, residence Bill Grand Ave.,
Everett, WASH, says: For fifteen
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1904-02-13

The bric-a-brac of life makes its greatest
burden.-Ram's Horn.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1904-02-13

We should miss . great deal that is val
aable in human nature if we confined our
attention exclusively to important per-
onages.-Hamerton
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1904-02-13

Sh.-In truth, think he is neglectips his
business to court the rich widow.
Hs-O, ! think not. his ,' pu,lne - a~
Stray Stories.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1904-02-13

II is natural for q cannibal to love hiD
fellow man.-Chicago Daily News.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1904-02-13

Making a life is our business more than
making living-Ram's Horn.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1904-02-13

To Cure . Cold In One Day.
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
druggists refund money if it fails to cure. 25c>
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1904-02-13

FARMHOUSE with modern con-
veniences, such as hot and cold
water, water closet. bath room,
sink rack and wool and fuel room, are
the exception. Those who have resided
in a city for any length of time, even
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1904-02-13

There's no good substitute for honesty
Chicago Daily News.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1904-02-13

act very effectively, very promptly, re.
lieve the aching pains and all other
annoying difficulties. Foster-Milburn
Co.. Buffalo, N. Y. For sale by al
druggists, price 50 cents per box.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1904-02-13

Compound has brought home Sincerely yours MRs MAJ
p WHARRY, Flat 81, The Norman, Milwaukee. Wis"
sterlity very any thinks
whose
advice given free to all wouldbe and expecant mothers
ecn ssnA S o.s, and snrs'
0JVUV co.,
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1904-10-19
TRICK OF
PASSENGERS
Palm Off Oriental Coins
On Local Peo-
pie.

Passengers returning from the ORR
ent and stopping over here for but a
day or so, are prone to pass off their
odds and ends of Oriental money on
unsuspecting Honolu1ans.
During the stay of the Doric an Am
erican living or residing in Yokohama
as the agent for one Of the biggest
trusts in the United States, wanted q
stenographer, and wanted one badly
The hotel management procured one
who went to the hotel at an early hour
in the morning. The great man die
tated a few letters. and. after making
arrangements to have the typewriter
missives left at the steamship Office of
H. Hackfeld & Co., said he would pay
for the work then and there. The
money, including a couple OF half dol
lars. was deposited in the palm of the
stenographer, and were then placed in
the purse OF the knight of the pencil.
Fancy the surprise of the stenographer.
when about to pay bill later to find
tNat the supposed two half dollars
were only japanese coins of the so sen
variety-worth twenty-five cents apiece
in American money
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1904-10-19
where to Spend Sunday.

The most attractive days outing is
that afforded by the excursion down
the railroad lire. The HALEIWA
LIMITED, a first class train, leaves
Honolulu every Sunday morning at 1922
o'clock making the run in two hours,
the rate for round trip being only $500.
From 1922 a. m. until $40 p m. is
spent at the beautiful HOTEL HA-
LEIWA, with fresh and salt water
bathing, tennis. golf. drives and walks,
shooting or fishing, and you are back
in town at 1910 o'clock in the even
Aing. e
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1904-10-19
Tried Purita
Yet !?

If you haven't you are missing a
good, pure. delicious, olive oil, and
spending more money for inferior
brands.
Our proposition is business-like. We
know the oil is good We ask you to
try il. It's got to please you or you
won't buy more. So far it pleases ten
people out of every ten
Get bottle of Purita Olive Oil to-
day. Full pints 90 cents; quarts 81; by
the gallon Says.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1904-10-19
BUSINESS LOCALS.

Look out for Fridays special at
whitney & Marsh's.
Consult Morgan's column today for
future auction sale announcements.
The most popular shop in town for
good work Try the Imperial Shaving
Parlors.
A choice lot of valuable plants will
be sold at VIII E. Fishers auction
rooms at 10 o'clock next Thursday.
Boys with the blue suits trimmed
with red stripes are from the Territory
Messenger Service. Telephone No. S61.
New hats and novelties arrived by
S. S. Alameda for Miss Powers Mil
linery Parlors, Boston Building, Fort
street.
The furniture of four-room cot
tage is offered for sale at a bargain.
See classified advertisements for par
ticulars.
H. Hackfeld & Co. have now the full
control of Little Joker smoking to-
bacco. Sold by all dealers all through
the islands.
A sum of money was found on the
street by an honest lad. Owner can
have same by calling at Hollinger's
Shoeing Shop on Queen street.
Hot steaming tamales have at last
struck town. You can get them at the
new Tamale Cafe just opened on Hotel
street, near the Young Hotel.
The Won Hamm-Y Dung Co. have re-
ceived their big shipment of Oldsmo-
bile Tonneau cars and Standard run
abouts Your inspection invited.
Mr.. McBride's record of $50 words a
minute writing on typewriter is pretty
fast. A Remington typewriter was
used for this speed test 'nuf said
The Hawaiian Trust Co. *yiil act as
administrator. guardian, assignee or
trustee If you desire. Charges always
reasonable and satisfaction guaranteed.
Purita Olive Oil pleases ten people
out OF everX ten. 1t is a delicious
California oil and is having a large
sale in Honolulu. Sold by the Hebron
Drug Co.
The use of Hicks Freckle Cure re-
stores that fair, fresh complexion seen
in perfect health IN childhood. A few
applications will remove sun-tan and
sallowness- Sold only at Miss Wynn's
Manicuring Parlors. Alakea street, Ha-
waiian Hotel grounds.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1904-10-19

!
*t%k kk*t&k*k &k*** 4
Peter Lee of Olaa returned to Hilo
yesterday on the Kfnau.
]. d. Kennedy and ]. C. Cohen left
for Hilo yesterday in the Kinau.
Mr.. Ewart, formerly. a plantation
manager, leaves for Mexico today.
Mrs. c. H. Atherton departed for
Maui last evening on the Ciaudine.
Judge H. E. Cooper will occupy MS
Manoa valley mansion after Decem-
Der 1st.
Tom Lloyd departed for Maui yes
terday after spending short vacation
in Honolulu
Mrs. Gums dancing class for chill
dren will be held at the Young Hotel
at o'clock this afternoon.
C. b. Gray departed yesterday for
Honokaa, having finished his work here
as a Federal Grand Juror.
The funeral of the late F. j. Wilhelm
will take place at 3:45 p m. today, from
the family residence, corner Keeaumo-
ku and Young streets.
Miss Campbell. niece of w. Matlock
Campbell. the builder. leaves today in
the Miowera for Vancouver whence she
win go to her home in Portland
A reception will be given in honor
of Principal and Mrs. Periey L. Horne
at the Kamehameha school for girls
at o'clock next Saturday evening
The regular meeting Of the Ladies'
Auxiliary of the Ancient Order of Hfb-
ernians was held last evening at the
Catholic Mission, when new members
were voted in
The police are looking for Okutani,
who is charged with gross cheat in Sc
curing $40 belonging to a fellow coun-
tryman by the name of Nakashima
Sentaro, resident of Kahului.
w. c. Weldon may arrive from the
Orient on the Manchuria, due here Oc-
tober 81. Mr. Weldon has been in
China endeayoring to secure property
concessions from the Imperial govern
ment
Mr.. and Mrs. J. J. Williams announce
the engagement of their daughter, Ivy
K. Williams, to Mr.. F. D. Creamy, of
San Francisco. Mr.. Creamy was for
merly connected with Whitney &
Marsh of this city.
"A gentleman fell into an open trench
in front Of the 7. NJ. c. A. building
on Monday evening and sustained
slight injuries to his mouth and knee.
The trench was not marked at that
point by a lantern.
Plans are being made for the years
work of the Kilohana Art League, and
will be announced later. Sketches made
this summer will be drawn upon for
the autumn exhibition, which is very
near at hand, and work for 1t will not
be received later than Saturday the
twelfth OF November.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1904-10-19
HER DAY.

She worried over little woes,
From which he laughing turned:
She smarted meath the little blows
Which left him unconcerned;
She borrowed little troubles when
She had none OF her own:
He smiled, as is the way with man,
And let her fret alone.
A sorrow that was real and great
On them was laid one day:
Bewailing his Misunderstanding fate
He flung his hopes away.
But in that dreary hour she went.
While still her eyes were wet.
And led him forth, infirm and bent,
To help him to forget.-Chicag Rec
ord Herald.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1904-10-19
LOCAL BREvlTIEs.

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4 II
X The aquarium is open evenings X
Il from to $3.50. 4
r y
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1904-10-19
BAND CONCERT
AT THE YOUNG

There viii be a band concert and
dance at the Young Hotel tonight This
viii be the last concert by the U. S. $.
Buffalo,s band before the cruiser
leaves. General H. C. Corbin who will
be on the Mongolia may be present
and numbers of the army and navy
officers here will attend. The people
of Honolulu are invited.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1904-10-19
Niblack to Entertain.

Captain Niblaclz has issued invita-
tons. to the members of the local order
of Masters and Pilots Association to be
his guests on the U. s. s. Iroquois next
Sunday A trip will be made to Pearl
Harbor where the new buoys and
ranges will be inspected.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1904-10-19

Copies now on sale at all book stores
OF the Hawaiian Forester and Agricul-
turist, monthly magazine of forestry,
entomology and agriculture, issued I'M
der the direction of the Board Of Com
rnissioners Of Agriculture and Forestry.
Price 10 cents a copy, $1.00 per year by
mail to any address Subscriptions re-
ceived at the Gazette office.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1904-10-19
WRIGhT'S INJURY
IS SERIOUS

The injury to Fred Wright, the foot
bali player in the Male eleven, whose
cheek bone was crushed in at practice
game held on Monday afternoon, is re-
garded as serious and he will probably
never be able to play the game again.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1904-10-19

Francisco Abernos. Porto Rican
who is alleged to have chased a woman
with whip. was locked up last night
charged with drunkenness.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1904-06-02
WEST BRookFIELp.

Mr.. Miner is repairing his house.
Mr. and Mrs. p. A. Jerd visited at Bert
Spooner's Sunday.
Ernest Boyce is building a barn on the
land which he recently purchased.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Gold OF Mortified
were at w. A. Hutchinson's Sunday.
+. +. Boyce and family are spending a
few weeks in Wolcott, VT, visiting rela-
tives.
Pre- Memorial exercises were given by
the school Friday afternoon, May p. A
few visitors were present.
j. w. Untiedt has recently added two
dormer windows to his house and also inn
proved its appearance by coat OF paint.
B. A. Flint went to Boston last Friday.
He was accompanied by his daughter,
Miss Lolita, who will remain a few days
visiting relatives and friends.
Miss Martha Brokaw, the lady evange-
list, who has been looked for so long, is
expected to arrive this week and will con-
duct the service in this church next sun
day morning at IL o'clock.