New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-11-27
GATHERED ABOUT TOWN

I am pleased to observe" remarked the OBJ
servant observer, nov that the football season has
come 70 an end that the chrysanthemum flower
ana the chrysanthemum haircut have been entire
~ eliminated from the 4-u4E9-19-2S-a-x-y
game Last year noticed that there was a gen.
era tendency on the part of those various kinds OF
DICKS 10 sacrifice their hrsute burdens for the
benefit Of the mattress industry and also observed
that Football matches were becoming less and less
chrysanthemum shows The blond youth with the
t piond voice blond brain. blond name hansing down
MS udck ana blond chrysanthemum coEceallng ais
conc2ve chest was considerably fewer. I was not
ished. and awaited this season for confirmation OF
what appeared 70 be good news expected 70 see at
But ] have been acreeabI, dIsanooinfed I've bee1
TO all the big games and bavep't seen hairc,it
that could be mistaken for the top of haystack:
haven't seen chrysanthemum."
The janitor OF OF the well known uptown
national banks is Irishman with the not IN
common name Of Patrick. This son OF Erin IS the
cause OF no end OF amusement 10 the employees OF
the bank. Not long ago Pat" appeared one morn
ing with brand new derby hat. lie laid IT the
desk of one % the clerks and went about his work
in the presidents room. The clerk went into the
courtroom and brought out an old derby. carefully
placing Pats" hat out OF sight. Then he gave the
others the wink Presently the Irishman came in
and he passed the clerks desk the latter said.
! wish people wouldn't leave their hats my
desk" With that the clerk gave the old hat
blow which carried II across the room That's
my hat exclaimed Pat" as he made d dive for
the flying hat BY this time, however, It had been
sent back by clerk across the room. Pat few
after II, only 70 ind II being used for football
bear repeating. Finally. he could contain himself
no longer. He rushed into the courtroom and. tear
ing down derby hat. stamped Il. Have You
gone erazy Pat! asked one Of the clerks No.
You've split my best hat. and now I'm even
with one av yez" Here's your hat, Pat " the
h new Wq headEar on 'Hf the ne PGs
may be better imagined than described II is
hats that week although the boys Clipped in TO
Patrick was the victim OF a somewhat similar
Joke not long afterward. He lives in nearby
esgs o Mrs 'F PS G TSs TeSA a%as uss
ok a %faPpg not IN qs aR 20 P' a MS
!Pat.s and was made a foofb5u Of a. The hat
had been The iTishTnsn on his SO occasion lost his
not speak to the clerks for several days
When the crowded elevator OF big Nassau-st-
Office building came down the other day with
thud. after rising foot from the ground
floor, it remarkable to hear what the pas
sengers said. Like most New-Yorkers. they had
the dollar and cents idea uppermcst. and there was
not one expression regarding the narrow personal
escape from injury death. Instead. every one
who talked. talked insurance. Wonder what
casualty company this buildings IN" said
Guess I'd better take some life insurance
said the man next 10 him. Glad I've taken out
accident policy third declared \ minute or
gate closed and it not until then that
one suggested that it might be unsafe 70 st9rt
but the starter came around at that point and
ordered everybody out
Euphemisru as to ones occupation IS often 20 be
found in the big cities. and many the evidences
Of II in New-York- "Tonsoral Studio" or Ton
serial Artist embIazoned before a BARRIERS shop
exCites much amusement as any. Sample
! befO UouO is
Office is used by many pawnbrOkers, and there is
one In Fourtet nth-st- who IS seriously considering
a. NIdn me ef iPnGh To fe Ge r are f5i
/ OF the term "DeHcatessen and Provision. "Por-
/ a photographer. In Harlem IS store where gen
srn are tbess Dress PaaI On Eu Us
Pemsn that falls short Of the mark Is hat OF
| and who calls his shop "Pantortu1n
/ "A cousin OF mine : a New-Yorker who be-
! longed 10 the class OF umpty-eight at one Of the
Massachusetts colleges telling the other night
| got into all kinds Of troGbIe at college simply
/ from losing his nerve. He a freshman when
! was junior. and he used TO for advice
! on pretty nearly everything. This was one OF the
times ne dlen't though. He got drunk very drunk
| college and ne got arrested and the case was wei
/ He knew the rue that was then enforced very
strictly that any student arrested for such Of
fence disOrderly conduct and found guilty would
get fred. Now. there was one chance In a hundred
/ item or hear OF the thing in any ether way But
| Freddy freshman, as said. and he probably
| thought about second; Then he sent a telegram
/ 10 his father. who IS judge and a man Of lmpOT-
/ lance up in Vermont. owning up 70 everything and
/ telling 1tm 70 come on and save him from eVpul-
sion Well the father came. and prexy' heard OF
the whole scrape. and said that there Only one
/ thing TO do or else oe accused q unfair dscrim-
! nation In Freddy's favor, for they had fired men
| before recently for rhe same offence 50 that one
! thing was done and Freddy was bounced"
! That a horses tail be utilized 70 more pur-
! pcs than brushing flies away was exeUpIihei yes
terIay afternoon IN SeveHtecoth-sJ \ horse slipped
and fell the wet asphalt I'm Jam Of traffic IN
such q way that he could set 10 his feet unless
I his Elntluarters were raised over one o. the
/ wheels of the wagon he attached 70. Three
( mounted the front Cf the wagon, seized the
! horse ny the tail and, with All together now
lifted half the horse in the air. while animal
ErUu ted N disgust II med doubtful Il the tail
/ would stand the strain. bur II did and the horse
| was his feet
Married.
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residfuCe Of br-e's parents. Clinton
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