The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1904-09-10
DoNALDsoNvILLE, LA, SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 10 1904
THE OFFICE BOY WANTS TO KNOW

1t you wouldn't like to know some o,
the questions she'd have askeds
What some OF our gay young Lotha,
rios would have done had she told the
least little bit of what she knows?
II it isn't dead certainty that she
knows whole lot?
If you heard how Erwin's horse
gave him the slip?
What possessed the nag to ambls
back to town and leave The doctor
down the murch?
II this can be said to be horse on
him?
What the young medico thought
when he discovered that his steed had
taken French leave?
II the long and short OF the political
question in this neck of the woods
wasn't presented in a striking manner
last Tuesday when H. Joe and Jared
Z. walked down the street together?
Why the little man from down the
bayou picked out such a long com-
panion?
What makes Capt. Harry 50 jolly
these days?
If there can possibly be any truth in
the rnmor that his hilarity is due to
the fact that he is alone in his dory
just now?
If the Little Times was only joking
when it chronicled the arrival of twins
at the home of former Donaldson
william some time ago?-or
If the typo who set the item was on
jag and thought he saw two babies?
What our little neighbor means by
trying to double a poor man s troubles
in such a heartless way?
If the editor is so averse to race
suicide that he objected to noting the
arrival of only one twin?
If it wasn't generous of him to pre-
sent the proud papa with another
bouncing baby?
III he hasn't got a baby incubator
beat to death when it comes to hatch
ing out youngsters?
Why he doesn't hang out his sign
and make a specially OF supplying
babies to families?
IF the young man who was requested
to sing by special Distress the
other night has tumbled yet?
Why he doesn' go on the stage?
What's the reason he doesn't rig up.
a pedal attachment and utilize the
power generated by his left foot?
# the energy he develops during a
single song wouldn't be sufficient to
run a sewing machine or a scissors
grinder for a whole week?
How it would affect his voice If his
leg should be cut off?
If the ''re-united democracy of the
twenty seventh judicial district didn't
come mighty near striking a snag last
What would have happened il the
gentleman from Assumption had re-
fused to accept the amendment TO his
resolution creating an executive COM
nittee?
If the love feast wasn't on the verge |
Of breaking up in a row when the |
gentleman from ST. James insisted so |
strenuously on having equal repre-
sentation?
How it happens that a fellow will |
make campaign lasting through
several months and then pull down on
,he eve of the convention?
Il it is because coming events cast
heir shadows befores
Why Smith left home?
II the return OF a certain pedagogue
aad anything to do with it?
Il you aren't Of the opinion that he
acted like a wooden man?
If this is due to fact that he deals in
lumber?
What he wanted to do the kuro-
oatkin stunt for, anyway?
Why he didn't stay in tEBs game and
stir things up a bit?
II it's true that Slick has quit?
What happened to make him climb
he water wagon so suddenly:
Who is she?
# it mustn' t be funnier than a barrel
of monkeys to see him sidle up and
sWill a pink lemonade?
Why he doesn't reform right by
restricting himself TO sassafras tea?
# it mightn't also be good for him
% adopt a diet Of popcorn and
oeanuts2
If you aren't sorry that the season
If the nsere and yellow Leaf has
come around once more2
II the principal reason for regret
sn't that the dear girls will soon have
20 stop parading front street?
What we are going to do when the
air young things give up their after
1oon prom?
# there Is any foundation for the
,eport that the park commission in
ends to stock Louisiana Square with
green trout and black bass?
Why they don't run IN few deep
water fish while they are about ii?