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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1904-06-19
9xeie %tdNEe.

. a m b Il r 9. Nd9oem Die Sdniz
rung be5 neItli9en Sbeiles Der 1iibs
Ii4en geuftabt' bur9 2(6bru6 Der Gltez
rem @ebduOe unO S0berlegung Der
StrdBen auf Elm bo9naIerfreies Nis
bsau nit einem &Ditenaufmdno pon
runo 100000 M&art in ben leBten
brei Sabren ooQenbet iporoen lit, nil
man jeBt baran ge6eu, aud bic peIts
Ii4e ReuIta0t 5u Ianiren. 0te Soften
iinp in Der Neiie Deranfdla9t, baB
$4,000 Marf auf bic bauIi6en
&uSfii6runqen in ben Straben, 12,z
$4,000 Wart auf ben @runberperb
fallen, pd6reno man 100000 Mort
aus Dem @ieberberfauf Der 8aupldbe
abgertRener @runbitiide gu e~r3ielen
bofft.-@ine 9artaFe Der engIif6en
GeielI9aft ,6inolep, .Gurfee C 60,
pel8e bic 8efdBung zines engliiden
9ampfers an 8orD bate, tpuroe bon
Dem S9teppoompfer nWil6eIm" iiberz
,rdrnt. Die 8artdRe Iunt, etn Mds
troIe ertrant.- Hebotteur Or. 6ofmann
feterte iein 25iGbrige5 Subildum ais
Rebuttion8mit9lieb Der hamburger
No9ri6ten." Gr bat piete Sabre lang
bic 2tnfihten 9i8mards fir ba8 Sams
burger 8tdtt nieoergei9rieben.
9 re m n. Sn Der 0etatierz unb
Ippretiercnitult BON $. GuIer fonb
burf @nt3iinOung elmer MiI9ung pers
fdieocner erploiiOer Gtoffe cine gr=
ploiiOn itatt, bur6 bic Der 9eIiber Der
9(nitalt unb beiIen ~19iGbriger Sobn
t0btliAe 8ranbtpunoen e%rlttten.
8 ii b E d. CUR 5. norbbeutf6en
&onferen3 fir 9inoerqottesOienft tras
fen bier 400 Gbeilne4mer, meiIt 9eiits
li4e, aus CANA Morbbeutf9lanO elm.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1904-06-19

Gintpobner3abt Don $4,000 SeeIen
bere4net it.-6ofratb WiiIerz9aIm,
Der friibere Mitbciiber uno Gbefrebatz
teur bes yg&euen Sagblatts." lit, GA
Sabre alt, geItorben,
GDppingen. Sn Sala9 tpurbe
Der 40 Sabre ate D~er6etratbete Wous
Dai9er Jran5 Pfeiffer BON feinem
4ftermietber, Dem 23iGbri9en 5a6ritz
arbeiter 6ran3 8aper 5DflaGer aus
Bergen in SberbaDern, ermoroet. Ser
MDrber ipurbe perbaftet. @nlaB 3u
Der 8luttbat fol- cine @useinanbers
feBung lpegen zines Ntdbdens gegeben
BADEN.
Sail. 9ur9 Stur3 aus bem Sen
fter berungIidte Elm Glteres 6rdulein
Ramens emma Staolinger, bic eine
Der beiben 30dter bes frii6ercn SOM
manbanten bes Observation-Disclosures
auf &omburg. Sic brad beibe 8eine
un0 erlitt aud iunerIi6e 8erlebunQen,
an oenen ie nab i9rer @erbtinaung
ms @tutonifenbou5 9eItorben 1T.
Gdupb m. Die Is Gilometcr
LANCE Nebenba6n 2aup6eimzS 6penoi,
tpel4e cine bisber Iebr pertebr8arme
@egenO Oberi6ipa6ens, bic iogenanns
ten nSOI3ft0te" am LINEN SQeruTer, an
bas Giienba6nneb bes 2anbes am
i6tieBt, ipurbe bieIer Sage benz Ser
te9r iiberge6en. Die Soften b~etragen
100000 Mlarf.
2teben3eGI. 8iir3Ii4 F~eierten
uniere Stuot, ioipie bic 3tpDtf @emeinz
ben, tpel6e Ietner 3eit bas 4mt 2iebens
3eI biIbeten, Die 6eier Der 300idbrigen
3ugeb0ri9tett gu 8iirttemberg.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1904-06-19
G9RrinSi(Ge SGaaten.

D ei a r. anbier itarb i'm Glitter
bon Y Sa6ren Der @ebeime SOfrat6
Or, SugO Beber, DOrmals 9irettOr
am @iIena6er @bmna1ium.
s b er g. Sn elmer gemeins
idmen SiBung bes Stabtratbs unb Der
Staotberorbneten lit Der 9au zines
reuen &rantenbauieS fir uniere Stubt
beI6IoiIen poroen.
teb d r D b a, Die 0a6l
BEG 9iirgermeiIters q. 9. 8iiIter aus
MeufeIpiB sum bieIigen 9iirgermeiIter
1T Dom 5er3ogli9en Staatsminiites
rum beitdttgt pprDen.
Stlbburgb du n. 8entier
8erbindnb S4euer in &oburg bat Dem
bieiigen <ers6eimfpnos cine StiTtung
BON 5000 Wart iibertpieIen.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1904-06-19

SO a / n 8. 9abier tagte Die 81.
9uuPtperfammlung bes @treins beuts
fder 8eidenlebrer.-3e @erIagS6u4s
'Ranoler 6ran5 9ober &irabeim lit i'm
SO. Gebensiabre geitprben.
g prenbttn qen. 0er "a
Sabre aIte Prioatmunn qb. &auf4ert
IL. bate ii9 Dor Der Struftammer
rpe8en @einfdli6ung gu perantmots
ten. Der Qngettdgte bate our4 8aiz
ier3uIob flint Stiit 0cin duBer>
oroentIi4 geItredt. Das Geridt perurz
t6eilte i'm gu 300 Mart @cIOtrufe uno
Derfiigte be @%tn8iebung Der fijnf Stiid
Wein.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1904-06-19

Duufes 6erOtnanb Gipfert. @tttOr
DolDemar Qaegel.
GbemniB B. 9as 5peite Wfal I'll
berne 6odb3eit f~eierte bier Der 3ii9lers
meiiter unb Nrmenpfleqer @Duarb 6Dz
fer. @r bate nit ieiner erIten @bez
frau q Sabre lang 3ufammengeIebt.
2euB9 d. I'm bic Deiterfiibrung
Der StraBenbu6n BON 2euB56 na6
90Glib s@6ren6erg unb @urDOrf It9er
gu iteIlen, lit BON Seiten Der SntereIs
ienten Der bet6eiligten @emeinbeu cine
@ardntie Iumme ge3ei9net pproen, bic
10000 W}drt betrdgt.
80 eerune. 9u5 neuerbuute Qrobe
ftdbtiI9eS ommerbdo am 8ir6enbol3e,
bas einen &oItenuufnanb Don 10000
Mart perurIa6t bat, rpur0e iiingit err
0ffnet.
81 uB + Of n. U}tt benz 8oue bes
Gleftri3itdtsnerteS fir MuBi4en uno
8D6Itb lit begonnen iporben.
Rteberplan B. Der nit 49,
900 W}art fIiidtig ge%porbene Spar.
taFenfaiTirer GolOiB aus R~teoerplaniB
lit in Mondco berbaftet morben.
No e n. Der frii6ere &aTIirer
Der bie1igen Srtstrantentafe, mietbe,
tDelfer ii6 11nteri4lagungen gu S6uls
ben tommen IieB, purbe pom 2anbges
rift gu a9t Monuten @efdngniB unb
bret S0bren @brenre4tsperluit perurz
+hpiIt
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&ro66erioat9ntn GeGen.

Darn It q b t. Sn elmer Sibune
Der Stabtperorbneten purbe beT9lois
len, gu ben 9etriebstoiten Des Softbeus
terS einen iGbrliden 3uIdub bon 2o,=
900 Mart 5u b~eipiuigen.
@ieBen. Die Straffammer pers
urtbeilte ben % Sabre alien 9oItboten
Wil6elm Spengler, Der 8urheaness
padete ge6ffnet uno beraubt bate oosr
lie aud gang itabl, gu brei Sabren Ges
fdngniB unb finfidbrisem Ghrperluit.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1904-06-19
2IeGfen6urG.

g d IN / II, Sn Dem berrGi9 gez
leaenen oberG iterrei6iTGen Surort
@munben bat bic So65eit beS @roBz
ber3p9S SrieOri6 6run3 ". bon Mets
Ienburg : S@perin nit Yrin5eIIin
Mlerunbru, Der 5tpeitGIteIten 3o4ter
bes Ser5ogs bon Cumberland, itattgez
funOen. Die Seier oerIief in Der 9ldnz
3enbIten WeiIe.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1904-06-19
SGweis.

8ern. Die 4usfu6r Der S9nei3
na9 ben Ser. Staten tpeiit in ben brei
erIten W2onaten biefes Sa6res einen emf
pfinoli4en 4usfaa gegeniiber benz
8oriabre auf, inbem Iie BON 29,3OO,z
$50 6rantS auf "a, 100000 5ranc8
3uriidgegangen lit. 9etroffen 1T baz
bel 6auptId6Gi9 bic SetoeninouTtrie
unb Die Stideret.-9er 8antonsrat6
bat nit febr itarter Mebrbeit cine Der
oronung angenOmmen, bic i'm @ebiete
oes &untOns Bern bic SeuerbeItuttung
erm0gli4t.
r, 3 Ii + i'd, DoS 3iir6ertf6e Ober>
geri4t perurt6eilte ben 22jdbrigen SSdz
tpb 2tnbinger, Der NIT ieinem fieben
Monate alten &inoe ms WaHer gina,
ii9 1elbIt bann uber nod rettete, neil
er rber9eien" bate, bon ieiner 6rau
Ibfhieb gu nebmen, au Il Sabren
3ubtbaus. 9os @eri9t nabm perminz
oerte 3ure6nungsfG6igfeit an.
u ppen5eIG /. Don GbenaIp
itiir5te Der 8au5ei6ner 2obIe aus
Dresden ii6er cine 6elspanO ab uno
lamb ben Sob.
9 t.. 8aGGen. Der Grobe Rat6
bei6lob cine Repiiion bes Strofpros
SeIies i'm Slime Der Ginfiibrung Der be-
bin9teu @%erurtbeilung.
% afGts. @uf Der Norbieite bes
Simplontunnels 1T man nsuerbings
duf tparme @oHerqueIlen geItobsn. 9ie
ltnternebmer baben auf biefer Seite bic
grbeiten enbgiltig eingeTteGt. Der
Our6fti9 Der lebten 900 Meter tpirb
nun uuf Der Subieite fortgeIebt.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1904-06-19

8Iutige @ergeGtung. Sn
Sumet BEL @barleroi, 9elgien, gab unz
lGngit Der StsQmader Motte auf ben
Sabritbeiiber Monnpper in befen 8uz
redu 5tuei &eOOIoeri9iiTfe ab, uno iagte
fi4, als er iein Spfer fir tpOt belt,
ieIber eine &ugeI in ben &opf, Sbm
lpar in einem Sauppen nebsn Der
@lasfabrtt Bel einem 5euer aud elm
She'll feines Sanoperfsseuges mitpers
brannt. unb bd Der 8eiiber Der 5abrit
ii6 tpeigerte, i'm ben S9aben gu err
ieBen. griff er our MorbDaffe.
3 III ibunbert Subilare
BEL ether Strma. Die Sirma
Ssinri6 Srant &c S0bne in Gina,
OberzO efterret9, beeins bort fiir5Ii6
in elmer groben Sale anldbli9 hires
25iGbri9en 8eitanDes bas SubiIGum
bon 100 4rbsitern uu,b Qrbeiterinnen
unb 70 9eamteu, Reifenoen unb &gens
ten, bic felt biefer 3ett in ibrsn Oienz
item ftebea, in grobartiger Weiie. @tpa
1000 8dFte, barunter Der Stattbalter,
Der 8iirgsrmeiIter, @ertreter Der !6anz
belstammer ETC., nabmen an benz Settle
tbeil. Die jubiIirenbeu 8eamten err
bielten 9riuantnaoeln, bic Nrbsiter
unb Qrbsitsrinnen @elbfpenben bon
ben Chefs.
Spfer Der 8erge E. 9ei
einem 4~usfluse, ben neuli6 Der BLU
msnbdnbler Scfef Sammer aug 2eos
ben, Steiermart, NIT feinem 8ruber,
benz 20id6rigsn priputbeamten Sans
!Sammer, auf ben &rumpeniee BEL Sro.
faia9 ~unternabm, ftiir5te leBterer iiber
cine SABINE ob. Sein 8ruber eSufef,
Der gu Sbale elite, fanb ibn am Subs
elmer 100 SUB bobsn 5%elspanb fdper
psrlebt liegen unb requirirts f6leunigf
SiIfe. 9olsarbeiter trunspOrtirteu
ben 8erIebten mad Srofatad, er itorf
iebp6 pGbrenb bes TRANSPORTS. Cir
speiter llnfaq ereignete iih am ielber
Sage ouf Der Srifiensertpanb Bel ct
Deter Jrebsnftdbt. Die 13jdbrigs
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES 11rfufa Waianil
ftiir5te beim 9lumsnpfliiden auf einl
SeIsfpanb unb blieb tobt liegen.
Il B eitun9 al
Gel It m r b m 0 b. 9eim
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6era.

g II TT r t.. Die biirgerliden
3ouegien 9enebmiaten ben plan fir
bic Grri4tuug elmer Ghla9ts uno
@iehlofanlose. bic auf 4,700.000
Wlarf gu itsben tommt unb fir cine
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@toenGmra.

SIoenburg. Sierorts itarb i'm
67. 2~e6cnSiabre Der Sofbud9Gnbler
&uguIt SdiDdrB, Snba6er Der S4ulz
5ei4en 9ofbu9banblung.
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GfCa6- SotGrin9en.

y q B b Il + g. S1e 1otbtpenolg
9etporbene Sti9nabl i'm Rei1stagSs
pubItreiIe StraBburgz2anb apiI6en
benz Re6t8dntpatt 8%lumentbal, 6oIpts
tanten Der beutI6en @pltsportei, unb
benz &anbibaten ber Gentrumspartei,
Gbefrebdtteur Saub, enbete nit Der @rs
lpGblung 9lumentbalS.
M 3. Der 21idbrigs S9loTer
Camille 9Gaife aus M%ontignp, Der feline
OroBtante, Die 80jGbrige @ittpe
9IaiIe, in Montignb ermorbet unb be-
raubt bate, lit pom S@fpur9srift pez
gen Morbe8 in @~erbinbung nit i6ipez
rem &aube gum Sobe perurtbeiIt NOR
ben.
M il I bau en-. Wegen Moies
ftGtsbeleioiguna anldbli6 Res leBten
&dticrbef u9es i'm glfaB perurtbeilte
bus &riegsgerid5t in MiiI6auIen einen
Soloaten be8 112. Snfanteries He0iz
mentS gu Iie6en Monaten @efdngniB.
@eferrei&.
Dien. Der Stabtratb 9enebmtote
bic SerIteuung elmer @artenanlage auf
Dem neu entItonbenen plube Der
Griinbe Der ebemali9en 6rana Sofefz
~taIerne bel her Nu8miinbun9 Der Wons
5eile in bic RingitraBe. Die Soften
belaufen ii9 auf runb 10000 &ronen.
Sn Der Mitte Der 4nloge 1T fir bic
NufiteIung zines 9entmals ober zines
monumentulen 9runnenS Elm entIpres
Genber Baum frsi9eIaHen.-8dron
9eIec5nb, Der YrGiioent Der n8oben=
8reottanitolt" unb friibere General
intenbont Der beioen Softbeater, purbe
pIDBli9 tobfii6tig uno mubte in cine
SeiIanitolt 9ebra9t Iperben. gr fpielte
in Der geIeqI6aftli6en unb tiinItleriz
fden Welt cine bsbeutenbe R6ne.-
Dieter Sage lit bier Der GlteIte 8uhz
bruder Wiens, Mi6ael 8uidan, Mdz
f9inenmeiIter bes .Weltblatt," i'm @lter
bon 80 Sabrsn eeftorben. SIN porigen
Sabre besine er fem 7~0idbriges Be
rufsiubiIdum.
9dben. Srau Charlotte b. Mautz
r=Martbof iibermittelte benz 8iirgsr-
meiiter ben 8etrag BON $4,000 &ros
men ala 2egat bes perftprbensn Gbrenz
biir9ers pon 9aben, Seinrid @eorg b.
Wautners Martbof, nit Der 8siims
mung, bab 10000 8ronen Der Maut-
ner'iden ainberitiftuns au9ute TONS
men unb 1000 8ronen an Stabtarmt
pbne INTERRUPTED bes @laubensbetennt=
miles gu pertbeilen ieten.
9 Ii n n. Shirt Sobann 2iedten.
itetn itelte fein in bsrrlider Walo,
ge9snb l~iessnbes S9loB &iritein ben
griinner armen MISREPRESENTATION
S6ultinbern our @erfiigung. Sn Der
ysrten iperbsn 120 &inber bprtbin snt.
fenbet.
" O 3. Sn elmer Gibuns bes Sc.
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3~1rnptta 5GUrHfale.t.
Sa9(en.

9 respen n. Der 8erbdno Der
&onbitoren 0eutidlanbs frat bier gu
ieinem 6. @erbanbstag auidmmen. IS
iparen "a Ortf9dften psrtreten. Der
@erbano 5dblte am S9luIie oeS pers
gangenen Sabres IT'S Mitelieoer. Die
@inna6men betru9en 1922 Mart, bic
4us9aben 27.973 Murt. SIN Sabre
1901 betrug bic Mitglieber5abl 812.-
Dem @erein fir 5raueni9uB gu 9ress
ben 1T bur9 leBtpiniee @erfiieun9 bes
peritorbenen SrGuleins 2dura b. 9os
len3 Elm 2ssat BON 1000 Mort suges
fallen.
u a.b ere. 9abier oer1tarb
Der langidbriae Wlitin1aber bes 9anfs
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40rnnt41f DerTen-anTaas.
3nbP4ttuurr,l.

tetten. 2eBtbiu purbe
uuter Sa6Irei9er 8et6eiligung infer
Mitbijrger Sobann 2angenItein gu
Grobe getragen. 9eriel6e errei4te bas
Bitter pou 70 So6ren, @r ma Der
leBte bier nod iebeNoe ebemaljge Sol
bat bonn friibcreH Soben5ouernsYatails
Inn
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Oan3j q. 3Dei S09fer bss
@erftmof9iniIten 9ebldff. 10 unb Ia
Sabre oIt, i~tiir5ten ii6 in 9rOIen un=
einanbergebunben in bic Gee. sic iburs
BEN BON einem @rbeiter mad GINGER
.3eit aus BEN MdTer 9e3osen. Die uns
gefteuten WieberbeIebungsDerfu9e ma
rem BEL Der Glteren S6tpeiter BON Grs
folg, BEL Der iiingeren bagssen pergebs
Iif.
Sborn. Wesen zines infolee einer
@snsinerplofion ~,sntitanbensn groben
granbes batten ii9 Dor Der Straftdms
mer Der &aufmann paul Weber, in
befsn 9rogeneei9dft bic Grplofipn ere
folgte, unD Der 9dnbIungseebilfe &rs
thur 6aupi unter Der Mntlnge Der fabrs
Idifigen granbftffiiihe AZ peraniipors
ten. Meber fpnrbe 81 $40 Wlart unb
.Saupt gu 200 Mart Celebrate pernrs
tbeilt.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-05-29
Russian Popular Song.

In my transbaikalian home upon ne
Acknowledgement.
With my brother observation-disclosures
ovitch I used to play;
And our cousin Petroplanxtrsvm from
Dtarsamoeuvmxsxosh
or would come to viAt ~ and Qsnd
the day.
An those happy. sunny hours q -
childhood
How I weep TO think that they VIII
come no more;
For in ruins lies tbs home within The
wildwood.
Far away upon .tAs ZmiebogHmlptqv-
svorski shore.
cHoRUA
Oh. the moon n shining bright UPON The
ACKNOWLEDGMENT.
Where the catfish browses On TIE new
mown hay:
Through the szcaynores h candle lixhts
are cleaning.
On the banks OF the zmiehoysmiptQv-
Iworski far away.
Annoyed.
Il an strongly inclined to think nat
your husband has appendidus," said the
physician.
That's Just r him." answered MI
Cumro1. He always waits TIL anything
has pretty near gone out Of style before
he decides to get It."
Not Necessary.
"Ars you going to the soshor ths
summer"
NO." Answered the ttrea-nokans man
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THE WHOLE TROUBLE.

The Russians don't seem to have been
ant citizen.
NO" replied the professional pusilist:
instead O. startin' trainin' at once they
put in too much time tellin' the Japs to
go git q reputation"
All Fixed.
Mr.. Housekeep: Are you the man from
Mr.. Soldiers to fx the water pipes?"
The Plumber: Yes, sir; an he seq It'll
cost you So.
Mr.. H~ousekeep: What? Why. Re hasn't
seen the Job. He doesn't know how much
1 want done."
The Plumber: 'Mebte not. but he told
me how much 20 do"
The C~ountry's Simple JOYS.
Gracious! It's an awful muddy walk
this evening. isn't it," said Mr.. Backlotz.
on the way home from the L~onesomehurst
station.
Yes replied Subbuhs but I rather
X It We bought a new door mat the
h day and I wanted to SEQ how It
works"
Had One 1t Home.
wei. what do you think Of the dead
lockr' inquired the first Chicago citizen.
"Oh. I'm enjoying It hugely" replied the
other: but how did you hear about III"
How did I hear about It? Why. the
papers have been full Of It ever since the
convention opened"
'oh. 1 thought you referred to the In
ability OF my wife and daughters to agree
on a place TO spend the
-
Alas! rho Pity Of rt.
D you really believe that dreams go
BY contraries?'
Yes: especially dsr-dreams."-Cathoiic
Standard and Times.
The Reason.
Lady: 'Tow dirty your face n. little
boyi"
Boy: 'TeSm: We amt had no compen
for more'n a week"
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Snide Lights on History.
HE an opersHc cforps

Romuius and Remus were having a Pill
low fight. when the wolf. who woEd not
be kept from the coor. happened in.
Don't fight" said the wolf. admonish-
ineay. IT'S naughty"
This is only a sham battle said Rom
ulus. as Remus hit him again.
This cheap wit was too much for the
wolf. who went out and made Rome howl.
The apple had Just hit Newton on the
head.
last" he exclaimed. with levity. Il
have discovered gravity
Taking the apple to his mother. he m
formed her " his discovery.
Give me the apple" she SAID. a n 7
will also b. mankind's b~ene.actress." and
she invented the apple eumpling.-Chicaso
Journal
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A birthday Present.

Dick: She real jolly. isn't She? Smiles
all the time"
Inherited. Her mother used 10 pose for a
dentifrice ad."-Detrolt Free Press.
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The man from Seattle. who was visiting
his Boston cousin. took occasion 10 con-
trast tho two cities
You people here are 20 SLOW Re nh.
"rou ought 70 come to our town and get
you eyes pen We make moro progress
n n year than you do in ten"
THAI II merely a familiar optical nlu-
ron" replied the Boston cousin with i'm
passive dignity. The speed with which
you seem TO move IN a forward direction Is
due TO your remote position from the
huh"-Chicazo Tribune.
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80 you have found a new servant said
Mrs. BligSins.
Yes" answered her husband proudly.
II don't know yet how much salary shs
wants"
Never min rbout tho sHlarv. Fr-4 "~t
how many people there are in her family
and whether they have large appetitcs."
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Cheap Mt Tint.

Jack: That's a fine dog you have. Jim.
Do you want TO sell him."
Jim: I'll sell him for $50"
Jack: is he intelligent"
Jim with emphasis: Intelligent? Why,
that dog knows as much ~ I 10"
Jack: You don't say so? Well. I'll give
you 80 cents for him. jim"
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-05-29

Three men In a three-mastcd schooner
Saw a whale. and they thought they'd
hsrpoon her.
They were green in the biz,
And the great wonder IL
That the end Of the three wasn't sooner.
Pennsylvania Punch Bowl.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-05-29
Practical Girl.

Refuse me-" he cried wildly. and life
will be an empty dream"
The beautiful girl crushed the violets In
her hand.
Tits better 10 have an empty drsam."
she said. firmly. than to get married ana
have an empty p~ocketbook"
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-05-29
Bound to he Noticed.

Wife: Was she -martly dressed?-
Husband: We'll. I suppose So"
Wife: Didn't you notice. Them
Husband: Notice. I never saw any
thing like II in my ~life."-Judy.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-05-29

Come here, my little man. said Q zen.
t1eman to a y~oungster OF I years while sit.
ting In n parior where n large compa
was assembled do You know meT'
Yes. ! mir I do"
Who am I. c
You are the gentleman that Kissed sis
ter Anseline last night In the conserva-
tory."-Pittsburg Dispatch.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-05-29

Phyllis: Charlie Short told me The other
day hat he preferred blond girls"
Isabel: You must be mistaken. Hs pro-
posed to me- last week. n I am q decided
brunette"
Phyllis: True. dear. but then you have
a fair income"
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-05-29

Mrs. Stubs: John. I see ths Queen Of
England enjoyed a Scent dinner the other
day"
Mr.. Stubs: lust Ike q bareain-hunting
woman. II Il had cost 10 cents she'd never
have enjoyed It."-Chicago News.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-05-29

The Reason.
LADY: How dirty your face n. little
boyt'
Boy: 'TeSm: We amt had no company
for more'n a week"
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-05-29
Had One at Home.
the PITY of II.

DO you really believe that dreams 20
BY contraries?"
Yes: especially dsr-dreams."-Cathoiic
Standard and Times.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-05-29

why don't you shave yoursclfr'
Because I can't find that there b n
more satisfaction in cutting myself than
In having the barber cut me."-Chicaso
Post
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-05-29
Probably Not Running.

Mr.. Friendly: did you say QUE boy =
still pursuing his studies At collessT
Mr.. Pater: Yes: he hasn't caught up
with them vet"
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-05-29
Should Have Done So.

Papa: STE here. Willie. you mustn't
bother me. When I was a little boy. I
didn't bother my papa with question:
Willie: Maybe II YOU had. pa. you'd be
able 20 answer mine."-Pittsburg Dispatch.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1904-11-19
Insects Flee From Burning Sandal
wood.

London women have discovered an
agreeable way of Kidding their homes
Of fi5s and mosquitoes.
They burn sandalwood in the house,
an idea imported from the Orient
In London it is possible to get wood
prepared for tina; purpose. In Amer
lea it is to be had at almost any Turk
ish or Japanese importing house 1t
IS then prepared for burning by being
FIRST cut into small pieces one half
'lch thick and three inches long.
Then it is baked or dried out in a
Glow oven twenty-four hours A piece
Il the wood is put into a metal urn.
lighted and allowed to burn until welt
flame, when the fame is sxtinguish-
ID and the redhct embcr LEI. to smol-
Ter until the wood is consumed and
othing is left but heap OF fine. gray
lshes.-ChlcaSo Tribune.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1904-11-19
a Vegetable WonGcr.

The weiwitschia mirabilis is a
wonder Of the vegetable kingdom. 1t
grows on the barren land of the west
ern side Of Africa. where rain is al
most unknown and the only moisture
Is that from devs which fall at night
This plant was discovered in 1GG0 by
DR.. Welwitsch, an eminent scientific
traveller. Tho welwitschia is a tree
which lives for many years, many
specimens being estimated as more
than 100 years old.
Every year of its life increases its
ing just above the ground this strange
plant, looking like a rough round ia
Bile, regularly enlargas by adding con-
centric layers to its circumference
The fat upper surface Of the trunk Is
very hard and dark. resembling in
color and texture the crust of an over
baked loaf. The trunk attains the
size of from fourteen to eighteen
feet in circumference, but is never
more than few inches above the
ground.
The welwitschia is remarkable in
the fact that it never loses its first
two leaves and never gets any more.
These leaves increase in size year af-
ter year until they attain the length
Of six or eight feet or more. They
are fiat and lsathery and frequently
split into numerous straps