The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1904-06-02
THISTLES.

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Jain u stsl oompsaining abp9s IL.
--laeg Ia yoS evu get eIeltet Ia ID
li,chsr. sonf New Cock Wei, mum.
was al ~ 10 She air a, The last place
What caused a. The OIL ficvt blew I2.
-sss Did yesr 1rcle die hsppyf II
well, 70 tell you sbs truth, aidh's motto
Lim, hsl evan bosy else seemed val
hspfy.
--Gutsi-- Waiter, brlsg ma q upiop dlr
pcr. Nos kuow whsi lhat meats. eon'
yopl w.iiet-iss. fah. it's one that yu'
top ( . wiih a TO.
--Tbe Foremost Qsss,ioI-- EirA-Tb
Literary Cieb me, With me yesterday after
noon. AmG-Is hats Whist did yo'
have 20 ca
--Di4 your oountei secure q stay III
sou Lktd the u mpA.hellc visitor st ~
Tornbt. safe, taId The Iii opef, "a ,tI
year rsyh 10 slng Slng.
-Iiaia--I hslkye 10 woman's rights
Geriie-- lasa Yog tbhk tverY womsr
shogld hsYe you Htt'k-So, but
thiEk tvsry wemln should have a voter
-Aaa Takes Al III. Pay Does ths
youtg Mrs BlIasey support her husband
Supp hlmi You might cal /. that n
you wGsl TO- She holds him up every Sat
urday rlshi.
so ycu went to the wedding Wal
there much nervousness Yes, Indeed. On
the psrt Of he bride, suppotes No; OF
the part Of the bes, man. He had on hIr
cd dIofk
IN hare sou know, stranger, tina,
belong to Chicago, said the Yankee. Deed
an wha'd hae ihocht ~ quoth the skeptis
Scot. Pfae the Way we've been speaking
thccht ChIesgo belonged ia you.
--Cnwford-The bank directors are stun
ned by the defalcatIon. They claim they
didn't know the esslier had any extrayn
giant habits. Crsb.haw--why, weren't
they aware he bad a wIfef
Safe You must not 70 out with hin
10 bis automobile, ssii her mother, becaus,
you have been eating onions. That's al
right, ma, shc replied, he'll think It's some.
thing wrong with the gasoline.
Scene Margsic beach. First Lsdy E
Oh, here comss a steamer How high she
10 out OF the water Second Lady Yes
dear, but don't you see It's because The
tides 30 low.
oh, John, sobbed the Young wife.
baked some cakes today ard that wretch
cd little Fldo has eaten them all. Well, re.
piled the hesrtle;s husband, I'm glad the
little brute's dead. ! never did like that
dog anyway.
Crook gsnially by J0vt I'm glad
to zee you, neighbor. How are you, and
how are sll the folkti How Farmer
Broadhesd (grimly WAL, young man,
what's your little game green goods OF
runnin for of.let:
Was II an elaborate weddioRs Elabor.
ate exclaimed The fsir DIVORCE. | should
think II was. Why, Il WAS so elaborate
that you'd think she never expected to lave
another.
Il shouldn't OH ct to your accepting
him II thought you had given the matter
sufficient consideration. But why do you
think haven't, psps' Because you haven't
changed your mind.
-Ho-l don't understand your eY.rava.
ssree Before we were married you had
the reputation Of being very economical,
She (.weetly But you forget, dear, that
before we were married didn't have the
money.
Mr., Plane sho Ia foBd Of d ". Miss
WsiIe, i9n't you think you ought to have
an intelligent animal Abou. The house that
would protect you and Mjs' Waiie-oh,
Mr., Plane. This Ia 20 smdden.
Hiss he much OF a m,morJy On, ytF,
Indeed. oay, he can slSals remember
tina, he hiss forg ,,ton som lhilg that be
su2h' 0 remember ard cant, which Ia Ger.
taluly much better Than forget * that
you've forgotten.
II see that you have The villsin hissirg
defiance every two or three pages. ,ald the
stage msIsger. Yes, answered the play.
wnshl YEARLY shea Il comfs to Kissing
! war; the Villain to have good start on
the audience.
You will pardon my yawning, am
sure, Mr.. Gfipdeslt. Don't mention II,
Miss Tsr,un. I'm ashamed to mention II,
but sm not at all gifted like other gils.
when I'm tired, you know, Ia,t can't help
showing 1t.
Look here said the sheriff to the mem.
Der Of the chaIu gang who had presented
pardon. fhis rudont forged Well, said
the chain gang member In an Injured tone,
what II 1t la So was The chain they had
me fastened With
II don't believe, her father WAS saying,
that be has any eorrsgA | waat your hus.
bard TO be man who has nerve; Who hiss
thea, papa, she cried, Willie Is awfulIy
eraver Why, be smokes cigarettes ilxht
out 10 The sirtet where ever, b dy can .te
him.
M. Nsxior That ri lno We bought
for our daughter WAS gres, bargsia. We
bought Il al an suction, yea kaox. Ms.
PsppFey --oa, that may account for h..
Mr.. Neriore-Aeeount for VIA Mrs.
PeppFsy The fast that lie going, soisr,