The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-12-01

for her. Of course she was found. Policemen seldom overlook maid, be she French or Irish.
 
 A Chicago woman is seeking a di- vorce from man who deserted her forty years ago. She either has very sweet disposition or believes in taking her time. A cat that formerly belonged to General Kuroki will be sold at air at the Waldorf-Astoria. The fact that the feline has no tail will not detract from it's value.
 While Dr. Doyle is so wrought up over England's attitude toward Rus sia he might turn Sherlock Holmes loose on the North sea affair. President Roosevelt is not the only man who saw the exposition in one day. but he created more talk than any of his predecessors.
  Mrs. w. L. Douglas is democratic in every sense of the word. She will be popular as the first lady of Massachu- setts.
 Prof. Mike" Donovan of New York has become a national figure as the i first boxing master to the President. | hn Vui over and under the Brooklyn bridge. In that case he will avoid the crush.
  The Jap immigrant Is something of neophyte in foreign lands, but he never fails to land bank account. The fact that Missouri loves com pany" probably accounts for her join ing in the republican landslide.
  Although the czar is rather strict in his police regulations, he does not dock the tails of his horses.
 ----s-------- Secretary Shaw announces that It is time to economize. He ought to have Sdlu oOOhOis For going republican Missouri has been called grand old Missouri by Secretary Hitchcock.
  The man who went crazy over wire less telegraphy should have tackled something tangible.
 s.--- When Port Arthur does fall General Stoessel will be right there lodging the plaster.
 -,ss-- Ibsen is said to be improving. This refers to his health and not to his philosophy.
 Kuroki will croaki for some time yet, unless something hits him unexpect- e0ly.
 Kentucky now has a good excuse. The drouth there Is the worst on rec ord.
  The Roosevelt children did not mis- treat that turkey. They merely ate it.
 
 At least the democratic congressman will still be able to give out interviews.
  It is reported that Oyama weighs 400 pounds. He Is a regular Shafter.
  Kuropatkn is a hard worker and seems to be a good walker.
  The congressional poker games will be resumed next Monday.
  Mime. Melba has at last developed a case of appendicitis.
  The dalai lama has just finished a very successful junket.
  A trip to toyland plays havoc with a family mans purse.
 
 Prince Fushimi has paid his respects to the Liberty Bell.
 ---.s- Mrs. Chadwick is queen of finance from the word go. It is now up to Jimmy Britt and Battling" Nelson. St. Louis has had enough fair to last until 2004.
 West Point is said to have that chesty feeling.
 ----e------- Chicago takes the cake for boy con gressmen.
 The Thanksgiving turkey is about digested.
 YANKEE MoDESTY. From the Portland Oregonian. Venus, she of the broken arms, and the discus thrower have been ignominiously banished from all buildings controlled by the school board of Gloucester, Mass. Poor Venus, she has been gazing un- abashed upon the world these many cen- turies, and the discus thrower has been making his cast with never a thought of sweaters. but Gloucester has cried, ITO the basement with the baggage and her better lie low in her well or the school board of Gloucester will send the hussy packing with her classical companions.
 
 HOPES FOR THE BETTER. From the Philadelphia Press. Mrs. Ascum-So you're going to move out to Farrhurst. Do you think you'll be happier there?