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Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1904-07-14
H5amilton's ONCE I

Hamilton's ONCE,
I'VE also have been young. Van
Heemskirk.
~ forget not, my friend MY Joris
sees not me, and will not see him.
Then the two old men were silent,
but their eyes were fixed on the youth
and maiden, who we're slowly advanc
ing toward them
she might have stepped out Of the
folded leaves of q rosebud, So lovely
was her face, framed Id its dark curIs
Her dress was of some soft. green ma
ferial; and she carried In her hand a
bunch Of daffodils. She was small
but exQuisitely formed. and she
walked with fearlessness and distinc.
ton.
OF ali this charming womanhood the
young man at her side was profoundly
conscious Al tall, sHnbrowned. mill
tarySlooking young man. as handsome
as d Greek god. He was also very
finely dressed. III the best and highest
and be wore HIS sword as Il ii
part Of himself. indeed, all
his movements were full Of confidence
and ease: and vet ii was the vivacity,
vitality. and ready response OF his
face that was most attractive.
His wonderful eyes wers bent upon
the maid ait his side; he saw MO other
earthly thing With d respectful Gag
erness, full of admiration. he talked
ia her. and she annweraa his xunrfIS--
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1904-07-14
Sequel 70 1.-THE Bow 81 Orange Ribbon
tcopyriEht, 100, b Amelia I. Barb

ais for Rem, he was nc. made In q
day. God rs good. who gives us boys
and girls to sit So near our hearts,
And such fair, free city for a
home!1 said Van Heemkirk as he
looked up and down the sunshiny
street. New York ii not perfect. but
vie love her. Right or wrong, we love
her; just as we love our moder, and
orr little children. /.
THAT, also, Is what the Domino
says, 4 answered Van Ariens; and yet,
he likes not that New York favors the
French SO much.
He is a good man. With you. last
night. was little MAZDA great beau
ty I thought eTbut knew her not.
Is she then stranger"
A stranger! Come come! The lit.
tie one is a very child of New York.
She Is the daughter Of Or. Moran
DR.. John, as we all call him.
well. look now, I thought In her
face there was something that went
to my heart and memory"
And yet. In one way, she Is a
stranger. Such a little one she was,
when the coming Of the English sent
the family apart and away. To the
army went the Doctor, and there he
stayed till the war was over. Mrs.
Moran took her child, and went to her
RS hons in Philadelphia. It was
last month she came back to
lsew York. But look nowl 1t Is the
little maid herself. taat ii coming
down the street
And It IS my grandson who Is at
her side. The rascal. He ought now
to be reading his law books III Mr..
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1904-07-14
PAINTING In Early Aces.

The use Of paint brushes Is Of great
antiquity; but as late as the fifteenth
century II was customary to apply
yarnish by smearing it on with the
fingers or with bit Of sponge, as the
varnishes then used were too yiscid
70 dow well with brush and could
be put on more thinly and evenly
with the nngers. This practice was
used In the earliest times Of which
theirs ii any record. TIE Egyptian
mummy cases bear evidences 81 hav-
Ing been vanished ID this manner.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1904-07-14

the Hall of Representatives, saying &
himself, with silent exultation as he
went:
sThe Seat Of Government Let who
will, have It; New York is the Grown
ing City. Her merchants shall be
princes, her trafflckers the honorable
OF the earth; the harvest of her rivers
shall be her royal revenue. and the
marts Of all nations shall be in her
streets
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1904-07-14
CHAPTER II.
ThIs Is the wax q Love.

This Is the Way Of Love.
Cornelia fingered in the garden, be-
cause she had suddenly, and as yet I'M
consciously, entered into that tender
mystery, SO common and so sovereign,
which we call Love. In Hyde's pres
ence she had been suffused with a
bewildering, profound emotion, which
had fallen on her as the gentle showers
fall, to make the flowers Of spring.
This handsome youth. whom she had
only seen twice, and in the most for.
NAL manner, affected her as no other
mortal ever done. She was q little
afraid.
II have met him but twice." she
thought; land 1t Is as If I had new,
strange, exquisite life, Ought ] tell
my mother? But how can /? have
no words to explain--T do not under
standAlas ii should be growing
wicked!"
The thought made her start; she
FASTENED her steps towards the large
entrance door, and as she approached
it negro in q fine livery of blue and
white threw the door wide open for
her. She turned quickly out OF the
hall, into a parlor full of sunshine.
A lady sat there hemstitching dam
ask napkin; lady of dainty plain
ness, with face full Of craven exper-
fence and mellow character. AS Cor
nelia entered she looked up with a
smile, and said, as she slightly raised
her work, "it is the last OF the dozen,
Cornelia."
You make me ashamed Of my idle.
ness, mother. went to Embree's for
the linen thread, and he had just
opened some English gauzes and lutte
strings. Mrs. Willets was choosing a
piece for a new gown, for she is to
dine with the President next week,
and she was SO polite as to ask my
opinion about the goods. Afterwards,
walked to Wall street with her; and
coming back | met. on Broadway,
Lieut.. Hyde, and then he walked home
with me. Was it wrong? mean
was 1t polite--I mean the proper
thing to permit? / knew not how to
prevent IT,
How often have you met Lieut..
Hyde?.
II met him for the first time last
night. He was at the Sylvesters'."
And pray what did Lieut. Hyde
say to you this afternoon"
He gave me the flowers, and he
told me about beautiful opera, Of
which | had never before heard. 1t
| lis called Figaro. He asked permits
sion to bring me some Of the airs
tonight, and / said some civilities.
/ think they meant Yes Did do
wrong, MOTHER
II win say no. my dear; as you
have given the limitation. But to
prevent an appearance of too exclu-
sive intimacy. write to Arenta, and
ask her and Rem to take tea with
Ius.'
Mother. Arenta has bought a blue
lutestring. Shall ! not also have a
new gown? The gauzes are very
sweet and genteel, and | think Mrs.
Jay will not forget to ask me to her
dance next week. Mr.. Jefferson is
sure to be there, and ! wish to walk
minuet with him.
i told Mrs Willets, and with such
queer little laugh she asked me il
his red breeches did not make me
think Of the guillotineg do not
think Mrs. Willets likes Mr.. JEFFERSON
very much; but, all the same. wish
TO dance once with him. | think II
will be something to talk about wher
am an old woman.
i My dear one, that is so far on Gt
now. and write to Arenta Z
(To be continued.1
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1904-07-14

John Henry, why did you 20 Co
bed with your clothes On last night r.,
asked Mrs. Gibbfns.
Because Ii was cold hravely
answered John Henry, who couldn't
remember anything at al about have
ing gone to bed. bnt who was quick
witted Buffalo IMPRESS.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1904-07-14
S98.47
The State OF South Dakota.
Department OF Insurance


Company's Certificate of Authority.
Whereas, The Alliance Hail and CIV.
clone Mutual Insurance Company, a cor-
poration organized under the laws az
Minnesota, has filed ii this office a sworn
statement exhibiting its condition and
business for the year ending December
b, 1908, conformable to the requirements
Of the laws Of this state regulating tins
business OF insurance: and,
Whereas, The said company has filed III
this office q duly certified copy Of itm
charter. with certificate of organization.
70 compliance. with the requirements OF
the insurance law aforesaid:
Now, Therefore, /, John G. Perkfna
Commissioner OF Insurance OF the state
OF South Dakota. pursuant to the pros
visions OF said laws. do hereby cerfifv
that the above named company IS fully
empowered. through its authorized
agents, to transact it's appropriate .balsi-
ness Of Hail and Cyclone Insurance "a
this state. according to the laws thereof.
d. 1904 -
In Testimony Whereof. have herennto
set my hand and official seal at Pierre.
this 18TH day OF March. Al d. 1904. s
| tSeai.) John G. PERKINS.
Comrois~ionAr Of Irsslra Iaca
BY Emanuel hsnds'iksen. Chief Clerk.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1904-10-06
THINGS

Maxine Elliott and her sister Ger
trude resemble each other greatly
Nannette Comstock's role In -The
Virginian'' Is the third part she has
had this season.
The Forbes Robertson and Gertrude
Elliott company comprises thirty peo-
pie, each of whom was In the original
london production OF The Light That
Failed"
Alfred Hickman, who Is q leading
member OF the opera company with
Frank Daniels, played Little Billee
when "Trilby- was dramatized and
first presented.
Mark Kent. who plays a leading char
acter In "In the Palace Of the King"
was a member of Joseph Haworth's
company when that lamented actor was
starring In "~Rosedale."
Fay Templeton's new song, beginning
@How much wood would a woodchuck
chuck IL q woodchuck would chuck
wood?' is something like Mark Twaln's
pink trip Slip verses.
All the scenes of 1.-THE Earl of Paw
tucket' are laid in the Waldorf-As-
toria hotel. New York, and are copies
Of the Turkish room. the palm room
and a suit in that hotel.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1904-10-06
CHURCH AND CLERGY.

Rev. Charles Gordon An,es Of the
Church OF the Disciples. Boston. has
Just celebrated his s~eyenty-6fth birth.
day.
Rev. james L. Dolliyer. father Of
the Junior senator from Iowa. Is com
Ing 10 be regarded as "tIe Grand Old
Man of the buckeye State" 1t Is SIX
- years since be entered the ministry.
Colonel A. A. Pope has founded O
church without any sectarianlsm In
cohasset. Mass. in memory of his son.
All arc welcome TO worship In the
church, pagan or Christian, Jew or
gentle.
Rev. DIR. John T. Heischmann. pas
tor of st. Peters Lutheran church,
Brooklyn, celebrated the other day an
unusual double anniversary. the wen.
ty-fifth occurrence of his wedding day
and of the date upon which he assum.
ed the passionate Of the church.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1904-10-06
M AND DAUGHTERS.

Mrs. Margaret B. Guion. now resid
ing In st. Louis at the age OF ninety
years. claims to be the oldest native
born resident of that city.
The Duchess of Marlborough is very
superstitious, one Of her nrmest be
Iiefs being the very common one that
black cats bring good luck.
Lady Henry Somerset has q on
tempt for William Waldorf Astor he
he once spoke d~isparaglngly of
her work as q temperance advocate.
Miss Minnie Eloise Kehoe, q stenog-
rapher of Pensacola, secured the en-
actment by the legislature OF Florida
of a law providing for the appointment
of official stenographers In the circuit
courts of the state.
Miss Helen Keller, the blind deaf
mute, has been elected vice president
of the senior class at Radcliffe college.
the woman's department OF Harvar.1.
She is pursuing four full courses, two
In English and two In Latin.
Mrs La Toilette. wife Of the gov
ernor Of Wisconsin, is said to be an
enthusiastic dress reformer and builds
much also on the physically regenerat-
ing effect of physical exercises Of all
sorts, though her favorite form is not
walking, but running.
One of the mementos Miss Helen
Bertram, the actress. is said to have
discarded upon entering upon q third
marriage was the ashes Of her second
husband, whose body had been cremat-
ed. She had been carrying them about
with her, but decided to bury them
Mrs. Jerusha Gilfllan of East Bar
net, VT, who is n~inety-two years old.
won the first prize for a knit afghan
displayed al the Caledonia county fair
recently. Mrs. Gilfllan Is blind. but
in the last five years has knitted and
sewed -four rugs, eight afghans and
over 100 holders.
Mrs. Olga Goldzier Of Chicago has
been selected to fill the e. chair of
dressmaking in the Ruskin university
at Glen Ellyn. This new professor OF
dressmaking was awarded the gold
medal by the International exhibition
of fashions in Vienna last year against
competitors from the Austrian capital.
London and Paris.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1904-10-06
ROUND THE

King Emmanuel Is one of the great
est living numlsmat.sts and possesses
he finest private collection of coins
In the world.
King Edward has become exceed
ingly conservative in matters Of dress
since his accession to the throne of
Great Britain.
Although Joachim Albrccht. prince
OF Prussia. belongs to the gencralstab,
he cares very little for military mat
tiers. His ambition Is to be known as
Q composer.
The following are said to be the
names of the sutton of Jolo's wives.
Scent of Lilies, Hearts Desire. Honey
of Life. Dancing Sunbeam. Blush Of
Morning. Oasis In the Desert. Moon
Upon the Waters, Song of Niebttn.
gales, Whisper Of the West Wind and
Rose In Bloom.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1904-10-06
THE

Dowie says the newspaper editors
are all going to perdition. Dear, OH,
dear! And he's an editor himself
Philadelphia Press.
1t would be easier to believe that
Dowie is a reincarnation Of the spirit
Of the late lamented p. T. Barnum
than of the ancient Elijah.-Exchange.
DIR. Dowie might pose as a restorer II
he were selling a hair ,onic instead Of
religion. His patriarcnal beard would
be a good exhibiL-Washington Times
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1904-10-06
TRAIN AND TRACK.

Massachusetts has now more miles of
electric railway than of steam railway
lines.
The Canadian Pacific Railroad COM
pany has voted to spend $500, 0OO for
improvements.
During last year no dividends were
paid on $661 100000 of common and
preferred street railway stock. which
Is not less than 30 per cent Of the total
Issued.
Some time ago the Russian govern
ment employed a number of women as
officials on the Ural railway. The ex-
pertinent proved successful, and at a
recent conference at st. Petersburg II
was resolved TO engage women for 9th.
er railways also.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1904-10-06
TOWN TOPICS.

In Boston there are one and q half
electric lights for each person.
More than one-tbird of the inhabit-
ants of st. Louis are OF German blood.
In the city of New York there are
only 737.477 white persons born Of ma
tive parents.
The superintendent of the Washing
ton police reports that OF $50 bicycles
stolen in that city In 1001-02 more than
So per cent were recovered.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1904-10-06

The London Journal of Tropical
Medicine describes the Paraguayan
drink "mate" as a stimuiant for UNI
usual strain Of labor. The leaves are
infused. like tea and drunk through .
metal tube. though 1t can be taken
with milk and sugar. South American
woodcutters will work upon. 1t five or
six hours before breakfast.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1904-10-06
BOSTON BRIDES.

Marriages are on the increase in Bos-
ton, according to statistics. And this
Notwithstanding the largely increased
attendance at Radcliffe and Wellesley.
Lowell Citizen.
There's no depression In the mar
rage industry. There were twenty.
i've more October brides In Boston this
year than there were IN the same tine
Z year ago.-Boston GlobA
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1904-10-06

In 1881 an island which received the
baptismai name Of Julia appeared OF
the south coast Of Sicily. After an
earthly existence of just two months
It was again received into the deep.
which had given and then taken away.
Soundings which were taken at the
spot showed a depth Of fifty meters.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1904-10-06
The Mon0cle.

The monocle is generally believed to
be an English invention, but a German
historian claims that 1t was first used
about seventy years ago by the Ger
man Prince Puckler- Muckau, who was
fond of surprising his subjects.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1904-10-06
Deep Breathing.

An excellent exercise for n who
wants to learn deep breathing is that
Of filling the lungs full. The air must
then be slowly expelled from them, not
spasmodically. but by degrees. Re-
peat this exercise for five or ten min
utpa-
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1904-10-06

Among the Four
az can't imagine what made the
bridegroom so nervous"
81 cam"
"WhatYe
HE didn't have time to get bis pro
spective f~ather-in-law's check certified
before the ceremony Chicago Post.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1904-10-06

In midsummer the towns OF Venezuela
seem deserted during the daytime. The
sun IL 30 hot that exposure to 1t with
out a hat for only fifteen minutes usu-
ally results in illness and death with
In q day or two.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1904-10-06
London street vehicles.

Observations recently made In Lon.
don show that the average rate OF
speed on the streets OF light wagons
was liz miles an hour, omnibuses II,
private carriages 12h. hanson cabs
12k and bicycles 1914.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1904-10-06
The Extremes.

The sunniest place In the earth II
either the great Sahara or the desert
Of Arabia. The cloudiest place is In
northern Russia, the southwest coast.
Of Peru or the coast of the French Kon-
60. Africa. all being about the same
In this respect.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1904-10-06

England's Poore Counties.
Dorsetshire and Hertfordshire are the
poorest counties In England. Each has
to support forty paupers per 1000 In
habita nts.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1904-10-06

From seed a pecan tree will begin
producing in seven years, and an aver
age tree will yield from one-half to
three bushels. A peculiarly Of the
pecan tree is that 1t grows a good crop
only once In three or five years.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1904-10-06

Nearly all, If not oil. the varieties Of
tropical sea serpents are poisonous.
They do not exceed nine feet In length,
and DR.. Rogers found their poison
most resembles that of the cobra
among land serpents.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1904-10-06

None Of the rivers emerging from
Switzerland being navigable. fuel must
be transported by rail. This naturally
makes fuel In that country very ex-
pensive; hence 1t does not pay to Inn
port any but the very best qualities Of
coal.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1904-10-06

GOtham's Real Estate Loans.
There is about S600,O00.O00 loaned
by trusts. assurances companies. es-
tates and private parties on real estate
In the city of New York alone.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1904-10-06

Aia6kA nes}s 10000 miles Of rail-
reads. 2e,P0o mhes OF wagon roads and
telephone lines. and can. as fast as
transportation is available, give homes
and employment to a population Of TO-
100000.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1904-10-06
OIL of Orange.

The peel of the sweet orange Is eel
dom esed In the Riviera for making oil
Sf orange. This Is made Of the bitter
ctaoge and is worth about $50 a pound
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1904-10-06

He had n cold. and-who can teiiS-
He might perchance have gotten well
But everything folks said would cure
He took. The end was swift and sure
Buffalo News
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1904-10-06
Spanish ~sardines.

Spanish sardines are not exported In
any considerable quantities to the
United States for the reason that they
are very much larger than the Amer
lean taste demands.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1904-10-06
Last Dead

Last Century's Dead.
1t Is estimated that 5000. 600. 900 peo-
pie died last century. This of course
takes In the whole world and Is neces-
sarily approximate.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1904-10-06

Four million of our families live on
less than $500 a year. and so per cent
Of our families live on less than $1,000
. year.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1904-10-06
Games.

The shell games low. ron will agree:
The finer sense 1t shocks.
II you the real thing would DO
You want to water stocks.
Washington stnr.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1904-10-06

Berlin's Oldest Tavern.
The oldest tavern In Berlin. "Zur
Stadt Ruppin." was built early In the
fifteenth century.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1904-10-06
Am..on Rerion Rubber.

Rubber yielding trees occur In about
one-twentiefh Of the Amazon region
covering nearly 100000 square miles.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1904-10-06

SIS she a single womanY'
"Yes. since Tuesday."-Puck.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1904-10-06
Henpeck speaks.

Friends. here's a truth that In az clear
AS II Ia deep:
How can a fellows wife be dear
While talk In cheapr'
philadelphia Ledger.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1904-10-06
Mr.. C.'s ~"suppose.''

Mr.. C.'s "suppose."
Mrs. Crimsonbeak-This paper says
the jawbone Of a whale Of average size
measures about seven feet In length.
Mr.. Crimsonbeak-It doesn't mention
the size of the jawbone Of the female
whale, I suppose.-Yonkers Statesman
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1904-10-06
The New Relative.

The New Relative.
Father-Arabella, do you know our
h~ousekeeper Is going TO be married?
Daughter-Is that sol It's time the
old dragon Is getting ont Of the house.
Who is she going to marry?
Father.-Me.-Cinclnnat Commercial
Tribune.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1904-10-06

Nest venomous Snake.
The venom of the Australian tiger
snake is the most deadly of all snake
p~oisons.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1904-10-06
JINoLES AND JESTS.

Bat Not swiftly.
The man was writing rapidly.
But he was writing very slowly.
Fps be. being iiliterate. was undecided d
70 whether he should use one OF tHo
s.p's'' In spelling 10.
Yet he was writing rapidly.
But very slowly.
baltimore American
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1904-10-06

There are nearly 100000 square
miles Of looking glass made In Europe
every scar.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1904-10-06
Not That Kind.

Church-Her grandfather was a skfp
per, and he settled In Canada.
Gotham-Indeed! How much did Id
get away with7-Yonkers Statesman.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1904-10-06

Pork In Prussia.
Pork is still the favorite meat Of the
working people of Prussia.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1904-10-06

"Why do you think papa's friend ia
richY'
saCause his wife Is young and very
pfetty."-Brooklyn Life.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1904-10-06

There wa an itinerant cobbier
Who sat down to dine with a gobblcr.
When the dinner was done.
There remained only one.
And he was both cobbler and gobbler.
Good Housekeeping.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1904-10-06
Too Much Reuetttfo.-

with hash and stew and potpie,"
Cried Boarder Number One,
This doing roast beef over
Ii being overdone."
-Philadelphla Pres.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1904-10-06
Ugly Thing

MY husband ever speaks a cross
word to me-"
How long have you been separat.
edr'-Cincinnati Commercial Tribune.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1904-10-06
Man Of letter..

A Man of Letters.
Thers once was a cunning J. p.
Whose warrants were dated A. D.;
They passed as o. X.
Till a fierce expose
Made ready signed warrants N. @.
Chicago Tribune.