New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-06-11
THE NEW GAME.

Andrews. of Washington. and published by Sam
Stone, OF Chicago.
THE NEW GAME.
tThe papers announce that the Tibetnns were be
seen airing ingals from ionS into our camp since
simpler mattersl
Time was / cared for cricket. golf,
Bridge. billiards, and png-pong:
Cutting ball 20 the ropes for four,
Doubling a spade to the sixth or more
But now spend my evenings of
In tnsal-hring-fron jong.
or old I had my hopes Of bliss
The coming years would bring:
E az large Is Nv, MIN os, peer 0f We Wio
You know the kind of thing:
To fire 1ongal from jing.
Though editors despise my pen.
And saxpences 20 barg,
Creditors seize my only chair,
Prison authorities cut my hair.
DO not mind a hang
So long as, every now and then,
fire jungle from a Jang.
Aud. when upon my life you
The final curtain runs.
with reverent head and on Blended knee
This be the verse you grave for me:
Here lies unwept, unsung.
All that Is left of Jones-N. II.
He fred jangal from a jung
In an English school recently certain boy was
regularly absent during the hour in which Latin
was taught The teacher called on the boys
father. at whose instructions. IL had been learned
he remained away, ana asked iOr an explanation.
The father said: Its all right During the Latin
hour / am teaching Jimmy something that he will
and far more useful than Latin In his progress
through life" The teacher interested, and
asked what this subject was. The father replied
Il am teaching my how to shave without
looking glass.
Brooklyn school teacher sends some answers
given by boys in her class I'm recent examination:
What zosss?'
Zones belts running around the earth giving
out heat they run
What do we import from Italy?"
italians"
"Cf what is the earth composed?"
sand water air and human beans"
what causes a fosT'
THE night before"
Name two things import from African
Ivory and ivory soap
Republic" A house owned by James Walsh hoated
away. A few hours later a house owned by Peter
Rush came floating down the stream Reaching the
site Of the Walsh house. IL settled down upon the
stone foundation as exactly as though it had been
built there.-(kansas City Journal
Too Much.-The Man of the Future sat back at
in his luxurious armchair~his feet arranged
At his elbow keyboard that connected him
with the outer world.
lie touched button, and through gold mount
ed transmitter was thrust his morning paper. he
touched another, and a tray containing his break
1t seemed an easy thing TO do. lie had but to lift
his finger.
A photograph began calling off the opening OF the
stock market. piano attachment gave out the
strains of the latest Three friends in distant
parts of the empire babe him good morning. and
Communicated some piece Of gossip In response to
his Inquiry He talked with the manager OF his
office with his tailor. his airshp maker. his archi
with him II was indeed busy day. Finally his
head sank back. He was overcome by the unusual
exertion. He looked worried.
What is the matter. dear7' she said. isn't
No replied the Man OF the Future. testify IT
can't stand this pressure. I've simply got to have
some one press these buttons for me."-(I4tfe.
Saturday night while we were pondering over the
slim prospects OF something for dinner Sunday"
says the ingenious Editor OF The Liberty (AIo)
Advance land had no hopes for anything but
pawpaw bark and cistern water. Jim Reed and
Canbv Wilmott drove up and presented us with a
neat Dackase tied with silk ribbon. with address
attached on opening it afterward. 10 and behold
IL was a homo grown hog jOwl Of 'Jim's own
vintage sweet as q nut and strong rival OF old
country ham. To cay that We're thankful but
mildly expresses it Family prayers were held over
the present and directed mainly in Jim's' behalf.
May the gaunt wolf OF hunger never howl around
his domieile"
The father giving the son some advice.
Now that you are starting out in life, said the
parent, you will find It pays TO cultivate the ec
sSooR his head $40 pop he responded = viii
find IL pays better cultivate the acquaintance
of easy-to-do people. L going 20 locate In Wall
Street."-lChicago News.