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The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-02-20

WANTED-AN EXPERIENCED GIRL
for housework. Address AS, News Of
fice. f2O-5t
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-02-20

wANTED-MACHINE MoLDERS ON
brass work. Address Az News or
flee. f2O-3t
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-02-20

WANTED - REGISTERED PHAR|
macist. Address A-3. News Office. f2o-St
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-02-20

The Independent Citizens club OF John
ston will hold n meeting I'm Calef hall
at Thornton. Monday evening. when the
Ranspach Brothers Of this place will
serve = turkey supper The Hon Rath-
bone Gardner Adm B Cspron and James
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-02-20

The police Of the Chafree street station
have investigated the case OF Patrick
Nangle on Huntington avenue. reported
by owen Farrell. yesterday morning and
found that he. Mr.. Nangle. is entirely
biameless. for they learned that Farrell
received his wound by falling on the Ice.
.ns A., L.a->-,r1n>r
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1904-03-25
Read the Market News in
The Oregon Daily Journal

Nothing is omitted which concerns
the interest of buyers and sellers in
the live stock, grain, provisions, produce
and financial markets-the markets are
comprehensive and in every way re.
liable.
The journal in addition carries every
day full and truthful report of the
world's'news and presents many special
features OF deep interest to the average
reader. The Journals woman's pnpe
the Illustrated sporting news page. the
journal stories and comic pages and
other good things make it a very popr.
lar family newspaper, clean and bright
from A 10 u and years end to years end
Semi weekly, l04 issues, one year. 81 40
Weekly, 81. The issues of the Semi.
Weekly and Weekly Journal also con.
tain the market news and all of the
features of the Daily Journal. Address
THE JOURNAL,
Portland, Oregon.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1904-03-25
The Duration Of a Dream.

One evening Victor Hugo was dictat
Ing letters to his secretary. Overcome
by fatigue, the great man dropped into
slumber. A few moments after
ward he awoke, haunted by a dream
which, as he thought, had extended
over several hours, and he blamed his
secretary for sitting there waiting for
Aim instead Of Weakening him or else
going away. What was his surprise
when the bewildered secretary told
him that he had only just finished writ.
Ing the last sentence dictated to him.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1904-03-25
History Made PalntnbIe.

Joseph Salvador, the French histo-
rian, and Jules Sandeau, q novelist,
made their meeting at public recep.
ton the occasion for dispute as to tie
respective places which they occupied
In the world OF letters.
The reading of history is like a pill.
1t needs the sugar coating to make 1t
palatable," argued the novelist.
"Ah, but 1t is the ingredient which
cures, not the coating" remarked tho
historian.
Then let US divide honors," said San
aeau, for If 1t were not for my sugar
coating your historical facts would dry
on the shelves"
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1904-03-25

Leisure and Laziness.

Principal Bethers of the Toledo
school recently called upon his pupils
for brief essays defining 'leisure' and
"laziness." We reproduce two, which
are fair samples, not changing spelling,
punctuation, capitalization or compost
tion:
LEISURE AND LAZYNESS.
Leisure is the time for doing some
thing useful, this leisure the diligent
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1904-03-25
The Siletz Hotel.

l desire to announce that my new ho.
tel building is completed and furnished
new throughout = everything bright
and clean. Best of meals and clean,
comfortable beds and rooms. Try the
Siletz Hotel.
JOHN MIcEK, Proprietor.
Siletz, Oregon.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1904-03-25
BLUE PRINT MAPS.

Blue print maps of any town
ship in Roseburg, Oregon, and Dis
trict, showing all vacant lands, for
SO cents each. If you want any
information from the U. S. Land
Office, address
TITLE GUARANTEE & LOAN Co.,
Roseburg, Or.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1904-03-25
Siletz Items.

Major McKoin went to Portland last
Monday.
Easter services are being arranged
for April 3
Spencer Scott is now improving very
fast in health.
IL. {. Callahan is very sick at his
home at the upper farm.
Many strangers and homesteaders
are coming in daily via the stage.
Frank Mccormick, IA nephew of O. B.
DeLaurier, arrived Monday from North
Dakota.
Miss Annie Alexander came over
from Toledo Tuesday for visit with
her parents.
Al Reeds child was laid at rest in
the S'let2 cemetery Sunday, Rev.
Bucher officiating.
Clifford Mosier, who has been assist.
ipg moving buildings here this winter
lett Tuesday Tor his home in ALBANY.
a reception was given Friday even.
n'' March Is, by the Epworthiaps ot
me NJ b parsonage in honor of MIR
ana Mrs Ira Brown, late OF Iowa A
i'rSe company was present. Music
games and refreshments were the orde,
'i the entertainment. The bride.
cake, cut aud passed by the bride wo.
most excellent. Some of the young
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1904-03-25

Yes ma'am,' said the peddler, "this
mere hair tonic will raise hair ON Q
billiard ball"
But viii II raise hair on pump.
kim asked the lady OF the house
We'll, should say sor'
I'll take bottle and get my HUSBAND
TO try it."-Judse.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1904-03-25
4 Striking SimiIc.

Old Employee-You know as we'll "a
do that l have been us faithful as
ciockwork in your employ.
Old Employer Cbitterly)-Yes, Just
exactly as faithful as clocliwork. Yor
struck every time you could and neye,
gave more than five minutes warning
-Baltlmore American.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1904-03-25

For Sale-Two bulls, one a registered
Shorlhorn, the other a good grade
Will take in exchange sheep, cattle or
cash. Robert Tassell, Elk City, Or.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1904-03-25
For Sale.

At n bargain: One acre of land in To.
ledo, broom house, barn and chicken
house, good well, splendid garden spot.
Call on oraddress CURTIS NJ BRowy.
Toledo. Or.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1904-03-25
Trespass Notice.

Notice is hereby given that will
prosecute to the full extent of the law
any person, or persons, found tres
passing about my sawmill or booms
located on Yaquina River and Depot
Slough. OLIVER ALTREE.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1904-03-25
Brown Leghorn Eggs.

l hate for sale Brown Leghorn eggs
at only 81 per setting of 15, from the
pure-bred celebrated Bonney and Gar
rlson stock. |. F. HIsER,
Toledo, Or.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1904-03-25
Loganberry Plants.

I have some fine, well-rooted Logan
berry plants, which will be sold at IL
cents each. Only limited supply.
A. d. PERKINS.
Toledo, Oregon
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1904-03-25

know how. Leisure is the time spent
studying something useful or talking
about something that is interesting.
Ii man goes to town and sits around
the streets whiting dry goods boxes
he is putting in his time in lazyness.
A lazy man always expects some one
else to do his work.
WALLACE FISH.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1904-03-25
For Sale.

One horse and buggy and four head
of cattle. Farm for rent. Inquire of
e. w. DAY,
Four miles north of Toledo.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1904-03-25

First Housewife-some days I undo
Aoout everything the servant does.
Second observation-disclosures How
10 you dare?-Detroit Free Press.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1904-03-25
Loganberry Plants.

Now Is the time to set out Loganberry
plants. have good strong ones; only
10 cents each or 81 per dozen.
ADAM RAE, Elk City, Or.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1904-03-25

Grit, granulated bone bone meal,
nest eggs and Pratt's Poultry Food are
what everybody uses nowadays who
are in the poultry business for the
money there is il, it. All for sale by
Krogstad.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1904-03-25
CORVALLIS & EAS
RAILROAD.
TIME CARD.

No. 2. For Yaquina:
Train leaves Albany u
&" - Corvallis |
4" " Toledo 5
Arrive Yaquina,
No. I. Returning:
Leaves Yaquina
&" Toledo
=" Corvallis Il
Arrive Albany Il
No. 3. For Detroit:
Leaves Albany
Arrive Detroit I.
No. d. Returning:
Leaves Detroit
Arrives Albany
Train No. I arrives il
III time to connect with
southbound train, as well
two or three hours III A
fore departure Of S. p. III
train for Portland.
Train No.2 connects,
). p. trains at CoIvalli
bany, giving direct servlc
port and adjacent beaches
Train ; for Detroit, 81
and other mountain rest
Albany a,7:oo a. M, rea'
troit about noon, givll
time TO reach the same a
For further informa'lo
EDWIN 81
J. E. FRANKLIN, Agell
B. II. BoLEs,
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1904-03-25

Hedges u Galloway, the well.known
Oregon City attorneys, can furnish you
with up-to.date blue prints of this dis.
trict.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1904-03-25
Potatoes for Sale.
<eS

, have 400 bushels of fiue potatoes,
>Nep for cash; still cheaper if taken in
laAse quantities. JOE KosYDAR.
SiletZ, Or.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-08-27
--'ii-----'-'--- 80 -
PER SONAL.

The late Hon. Samuel NJ. Jones,
widely known as the Golden Rule May
or of Toledo, contributed to Golfers
Weekly the last editorial comment
from his pen. In this the late Mayor
says: "'Will the Golden Rule work %
This question is being asked nearly
twenty centuries after Jesus brought
it into striking prominence by making
it the corner stone of His philosophy
and during all these centuries we have
been teaching and preaching this same
Will it work? Amazing! Why do we
teaching have been the sum total OF
our work. We have left out the inn
portant part, the doing"
Spencer Charrington, the oldest
man in the House of Commons, was
present during a recent all-night sit
ting and took part in every division.
For his pluck and endurance he has
been presented by his colleagues with
a silver cup. Mr. Charrington, who is
a member of the firm of brewers bear
ing his name, did not enter the House
till he was 81, and now he is Sc. He
represents Mile End. London, with
which district he is connected by his
brewery, and, although his voice is
never heard in debate, he is diligent in
attendance and takes a keen interest
in Parliamentary affairs than many
younger men. The next member in
age is Sergeant Hemphill, the last of
the Irish Liberals.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-08-27

A funny story is told of an Oxford
man, now a distinguished cleric, who
had passion for practical joking. He
was, and is, a large man, of solemn as
pect, and he went into a postoffice and
asked the clerk if they kept stamps.
The clerk, with a tolerant smile, ad-
mitted that they did, but was a little
taken aback by the next question, says
Tit-Bits.
What sorts do you keep
"All the values, sir, that are issued,
from a halfpenny to a pound" he re-
Piled
Whereupon his would be customer
shyly intimated that he would like to
look at some penny ones"
The clerk, with something of an air,
produced one of the huge sheets which
hold some twenty shillings' worth of
stamps. and spread it on the counter.
There you are, sir" he said, eff you
want penny stamps, there are some"
The customer appeared dazzled with
the display, and seemed unable to take
his eyes off the stamps. He looked and
looked. and at last, after a careful ex-
animation, which had comprehended
every part of the sheet, he pointed to
a stamp in the middle and murmured:
81 think I'll have that one, please"
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-08-27
CrOnje Too Modest.

Gen. Cronje was asked to pose for
his picture the other day by a news
photographer, says the Kansas City
Journal
Il am too modest" said the Boer
leader laughing.
But great man like you" the
photographer began.
"Oh, if were great I should be still
more modest" said Gen. Cronje. Let
me tell you about the modesty of a
king-King Frederick VI of Denmark
who really was great man.
King Frederick VI, was visiting a
certain Danish school. The pupils
were intelligent and alert. He put a
number of questions to them.
What, he said finally, are the
names of Denmark's greatest kings?
The well read boys answered in
chorus:
Canute, Waldemar and Christian
Then the schoolmaster bent over a
boy and whispered something. where
upon the lad rose and raised his hand
Well said the king, do you know
another?
"'Yes, Frederick VI the boy an
swered.
THE king smiled. What great deed
did he PERFORM he said.
THE boy was silent. He thought
hard. Finally he stammered:
I don't know
"'Well my child, be comforted, said
the king. L don't know either
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-08-27
What He should Receive.

1t often was said among the ac-
quaintances of the late James MCNEIL
Whistler that he would rather make a
new enemy than new friend. Of
course, he was eccentric and peculiar.
but those who knew him we'll swore
by him, says the New York Herald.
AS an artist he was a master, and
he loved all things beautiful. He was
fond of books and poetry and coca
sionally he wrote some verses himself,
but could never be prevailed upon to
publish them. He was a good critic,
and knowing this, a friend came to
him one day with some verses written
by young man who wanted an hon
est opinion of them. After reading the
verses, Whistler handed them back to
his friend, who said:
do you think he can sell them?"
81 don't know where"
well, what do you think he ought
to get for them?"
eff he throws himself upon the
mercy of the court, should say about
six months"
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-08-27
THE MORNING NEWS is published

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THE WEEKLY NEWS. two issues
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Subscriptions payable In advance
Remit by money order. check or reg
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Transient Advertisements. other than
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No advertisement accepted for less
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Orders for delivery of the Morning
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ager.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-08-27
A STATESMAN WANTED.


In his Brooklyn speech on Thursday
night. a synopsis of which was publish
ed in our dispatches yesterday. Sena-
tor Bailey of Texas made it clear that
Mr.. Roosevelt isn't the kind Of man
that is wanted in the White House.
Mr.. Roosevelt may be honest and he
may have courage. said Senator
Bailey, but he is lacking in the quail
ties required in a President. In the
course of his speech the Senator said:
Elf we were seeking soldier, I
would prefer the President over almost
any other man now in public life, but
as we are seeking a statesman, I
would prefer almost any man
now in public life over the
President. He would be one of
the best men to lead d des-
perate charge in time of war, but he is
one of the worst men to administer
great government in time of peace"
There is no doubt good deal of truth
in the foregoing. but ii IS question
whether it is the kind of talk that
will make votes for the Democratic
candidate for President. 1t is the
kind that appeals to thinking men, but
there are so many voters who are con-
trolled by their feelings rather than by
their reason that praise of the sol
dierly qualities of a candidate make
votes for him rather than for his OPP
ponent, Notwithstanding the fact that
it is pointed out that in a President a
statesman rather than soldier is
wanted.
Presidential candidates with a mill
tary record have, as a, rule, been pop
ular, and a good way to make Mr..
Roosevelt popular is to create the i'm
preston that he is a great soldier. It
may be that Mr.. Roosevelt, in the
Spanish War, displayed
courage, but he had no opportunity
to prove he possessed qualities of a
great military leader. Indeed it is a
question whether his connection with
the round robin isn't an indication that
he is lacking in some of the qualities
necessary to a good soldier.
is his readiness to disregard the con-
stitutional limitations of his office.
When he wants to do a thing he is apt
to overlook the fact that his power is
restricted. That is the rea son why
there is such a general feeling that he
is dangerous man to have in the
White House.
Senator Bailey pointed out that i'm
mediately after the death of President
Mckinley he promised to carry out the
latter's policies. No doubt he meant
to do so. but he has failed. For in
stance, it was the policy of President
Mckinley to remove sectionalism. Mr..
Roosevelt is pursuing a policy that is
calculated to increase it. Naturally
the people are afraid of such an err
ratio man as he is proving himself to
be,
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-08-27
BRIGHT BITS.

Mrs. Nuritch: I want to get pair
of the most expensive gloves you got.
Clerk: Yes'm. How long do you
want them?
Mrs Nuritch: Don't be impudent,
young man. / want to buy EN-, not
hire 'em.-Philadelphia Ledger.
Frankness-"Do YOU think a doctor
ought to tell patient exactly what
is the matter with him?" yes" an
swered the physician. But he should
use such terms as to prevent the
possibility of the patient understand
ing a word Of what he says. Wash
ington Star.
His Interpretation-Little Amzi
(who has an inquiring mind)-"Uncle
Tim, l saw the word in the news
paper-what is curriculum of a col
lege?" Uncle Timrod promptly
Curriculum, Ell? Why, that's what
them ere mop-headed college stu
dents comb their hair with. Puck.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-08-27
The Bull Didn't Know.

Congressman Jones, of Connecticut
(only that isn't his name). had an
overweening sense of his own impor-
lance. One day, relates the New York
Herald, while on a neighbours farm
he went across a pasture in which a
vicious bull was grazing. Taurus gave
chase, and after a lively sprint the
congressman reached the fence and
clambered over just in time to pre-
vent the bull from assisting him.
Boiling with rage, he sought the
farmer and protested in lurid language
against the action of the bull.
The farmer made light of the Incl
dent. Inasmuch as the congressman
wasn't hurt he saw no reason for get
ting excited.
do you know who l. amp" demand
ed the Congressman.
mo" replied the farmer.
Il am Congressman JONES'" was the
reply, as the man with the wounded
dignity struck an attitude.
Did you tell the bull that?" was
the quiet rejoinder. which brought the
interview to a close.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-08-27
when "UncIe Joe, Sang.

The late Senator Quay circulated a
story wherein Speaker Cannon is rep
resented as a singer. says the Chicago
Chronicle. The occasion was a poll
tical banquet where a discussion arose
over the song. THE Old Oaken Buck
ct" Senator Quay remarked: IT
never heard it sung through in my life. -
Il will bet you a dollar that l can
sing it through" asserted Mr.. Can
non. Take you" said the senator.
And the POSTMASTER will hold the
stakes and be referee"
Mr.. Cannon cleared his throat and
attacked the famous old melody with
grim earnestness. At the end of the
first stanza Senator Quay got upon
his feet and interrupted the song. II
wish to say, if l may be pardoned, q"
he commenced. that / dislike to lose
a dollar. but l am willing to concede
the stakes to my adversary and take
his word for the accuracy of his knowl-
edge if he will stop singing right where
he is"
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-08-27
He wanted the Nickel.

The druggists night bell rang furi-
ously, and, with a unidentified tenn
per, the worthy dispenser came down
in his pajamas and opened the store
door, according to the Philadelphia
Public Ledger.
Il want bottle of ginger ale, please, -
requested the complacent individual
who stood without.
For a moment the druggist was in
clined to be personal, but then he re-
flected that since he had come down
he might as well do business.
Twenty cents. please" he said
Five cents will be allowed on the bot
tie when returned.
Two hours later he was awakened
by another ring. Again he descend
ed, to find the same complacent GUS
toner at the door.
Here's your BOTTLE" he remarked.
Gimme my 5 cents"
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-08-27
INDEX 10 NEW ADVERTISEMENTS

Special Notices-Dr. ]. S. Howkins
Has Returned; Notice, L. Mohr &
Sons; At Joyce's To-day; Ship Notice,
Strachan & Co.. Consignees.
Business Notices-One Dollar Bicy-
Gle Tires. G. w. Thomas; A Midnight
Lunch, Sommers' Cafe; Satisfaction,
Walter F. Higgins; Scotch Orange
Marmalade, A. NJ. & C. w. West.
Baseball To-day-Macon VS.. Savan-
nah. Double-Header.
Insurance Statements-The Pacific
Mutual Life Insurance Co.
Fancy Fruit and Vegetables-New
York Cash Grocery.
lie Panic Cigars-Henry Solomon &
Son.
Fresh Fruits-The Delmonico Co.
On Too-Pete Daley.
Green River whisky-Henry Solomon
& Son.
Pick 1t Out--At Lattimore's.
Foods-Gra9e-N Nuts.
Cabbage and Turnip seed-J. T.
Shuptrine.
Talcum Powder-Rowlinski. Drug
gist.
Now for Tybee-Hotel Tybee.
Medical-Herpicide.
Cheap Column Advertisements-Help
Wanted; Employment Wanted; For
Rent; For Sale; Lost; Personal; Mis-
cellaneous.