Newport daily independent., 1904-11-28
NOVELTIES IN NAMES.
SOME THAT WILL NOT BE APT
 TO GROW COMMON.
Odd Additions to the English Lan- Iguage Occasionally Heard in This Country and Eng
 land.

MY SOpuOOld lS OhC Ol LuC ldtCoS do- ditions to the English language. It is the name of complaint which most people will recognize. Probably it's commonest name is morbid fastidiOus- ness. Persons who suffer from myso- phobia, says the London Hour Glass, become very faddy in their manner. They are very particular that there is not even a spot on the tablecloth's snowy surface. Every plate and dish and glass that is brought to them is eagerly scanned for any trace of dirty fingers. Everything must be unsettled and immaculate. In the advanced stage of mysophobia the sufferer is unable to resist the temptation to wipe every article that is placed before him. 1t does not matter how clean or pure it may be, the wiping process has to be gone through.
 "Unciniariasis" is anothr novel com- plaint, or, rather, it is novel name for an old complaint. It is the disease which causes the existence, in certain states, of degenerates known as crackers" or "poor whites;" in fact, 1t is the germ of 1aziness which has been isolated. In ado vanced stages the sufferer eats clay be- sides being unusually lazy. At ono of the London police courts the magistrate was sorely amazed by . witness describ- ing the prisoner as . trance" Itturned out eventually that trance" is a man who is given hft from the country in . market cart in return for which he as- ststs the eartmAn to unload. "A dead homer" was another curious expression lsed in London police court. The de- tective said 1t was well-known express don used by person when he could not very we'll free himself from . charge which was hanging over his head. In the case in question the charge was that of stealing lead. It was unfortunate for the prisoner that he was dead homer"
 A "gawkrodger," "scrammy," "caggy.' x and "cuddypaw" are all different Eng nsh names for Ieft-handed man. But a "jambiste' is about the latest name. This came out in case in which . per- son was sued for lessons given in danc- HE. AS QClcAud1L uCAiCu LndL uC IO- ceived any lessons, but said that he sim ply attended the~dancing classes as a jambiste. A jambiste, it is explained, Is a young society man who occupies his leisure hours by acting as an auxiliary at school of dancing He is there for the purpose of dancing with any of the women who are in want of partner. It appears that he furnishes his services at the dancing school gratuitously. His hope of reward usually is that he may meet rich young heiress at the school, and be able to marry her.
 "Electrofannite" is peculiar kind of indisposition produced by the draught from an electric fan or ventilator.
 A Kitchen piano" is a name which might puzzle good many people. Itap- peared in case tried at the Clerkenwell county court that among furniture mov- CTS wringer or mangle is invariably known as kitchen piano"
 The "dotter" is an instrument which has now been adopted by the admiralty. By the use of this instrument the firing accuracy of the weapon is enhanced greatly With it's aid a gunner has been able to hit a target at 2,000 yards eight times with eight shells in one minutN After all, the dotter has a good homely ring about 1t.
 A terrible new name is "Thymace- tinoxaethylacetamidothymol." It il highly recommended as medicament to people who suffer from nerves" It has been found, however, that in few cases 1t fails in its effect, in which case an ex. cellent substitute is stated to be Acety. limidcoxyathyhymol. An excellent thing for the nerves!