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The Monticellonian., 1904-08-25
Unnecessary Question,

"She'S worth million :, "Is sne beautitul:'
 T said she was wort l million, Gidn's I?' Houston Post
The Monticellonian., 1904-08-25

In the important matter of the arrange. ment of its bones, the swofdhsh shows l great Improvement on the shdd.-Bost0n Globe.
The Monticellonian., 1904-08-25
Ready Explanation,

Little Wilhe-What Is eannibal, pa9 pa-One who loves his fellow man, my son.-Modern Society.
The Monticellonian., 1904-08-25

'Is Congressman Wirepnller a popaIar orator. Not very He dunf talk noth in but common sense. Judge.
The Monticellonian., 1904-08-25

There is nothing more enjoyable than an animated discussion of something We don't know anything about with some body that knows less than We do.-Puek
The Monticellonian., 1904-08-25
Puf-PuT.

A cigar isn't always worth what 1t , putFed up to be The same may ue sa d of d maH,-N l. Press
The Monticellonian., 1904-08-25

Piso's Cure for Consumption is an infalh. Samuel, Ocean Grove \ j., Feb. r, 1900.
The Monticellonian., 1904-08-25
Harmful Ha bit.

Crossing the knees is said to be a com mon cause of sciatica.
The Monticellonian., 1904-08-25

It. easy fer aH editor to drep into poetry; all he has to do Is sit down u his waste basket.-Ghirago Daily News.
The Monticellonian., 1904-08-25

'Ihe way to get is to give The selfish can never expect anything but selt.,l ness
The Monticellonian., 1904-08-25

fact that diseases peculiar to the female sex are
 not com m on '
The Monticellonian., 1904-08-25
TORTURING PAIN.
Half This Mans Suferings Would Have Killed Many Person, But
 Doan's Cured Him.

A. c. Sprague, stock dealer, of
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-08-29
HAD TROUBLE
 GETTING MARRIED

Bristol, Aug 29-AtS o'clock Saturday evening a couple called at the home of Rev William Henry Morrison, rec tor of Trinity church, and announced that they would like to be married. The bridegroom gave his name as Jesse c. Beach of Coney Island, N. Y. and the bride elect as Miss Louise Edna Stratton of Terryville. She wore a bridal costume, white slippers and all. MT Morrison asked them if they had the necessary license, and they presented one made out by Town Clerk Jason 0. Fenn of Plymouth. The rector said he couldn't perform the ceremony on that license, and suggested that they obtain one from Town Clerk Stephen H. Mason of Bristol. Mir Mason was found to be out of town, so the couple suggested that MT Morrison accompany them to Terryville and perform the ceremony there. The rector assented to this and the party boarded a trolley car bound for Terryville. On arriving in Terryvilie the couple went to the home of the brides parents, where the rector performed the marriage ceremony about 9:45 o'clock.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-08-29
AUTOMOBILE RUN.
Woodmont Was the Point of Interest
 for Yesterdays Party.

The second automobile run of the season was given by the E. H. Towle Go yesterday and about a dozen auto mobiles took part in the trip, the des- tination Of which was Woodmont. Truman Lewis's magnificent twenty four horse power Franklin touring car lead the procession and served well as q pacemaker. The weather was fine for the trip, but the roads were rather l dusty and this acted somewhat as Il drawback to the pleasure of the trip | But the discomforts of the trip were nothing compared to the delights, and thirty-five persons who occupied the different machines were eminently pleased with the journey. The first machine left Towle's new auto station on West Main street shortly after 9 o'clock and the others followed in line | with intermissions of two minutes between each. All had arrived in ] Woodmont at 2 o'clock in time for din- her at the Pembroke hotel. The Truman Lewis car started on the homeWard trip at 4 o'clock and | made the trip in l hour and 35 min utes. fad1+ly good time The average time made by all the cars was ? hours. Some of the machines met with acci- tents on the way and were strand l for some minutes.
 | The cars that made the run, with their respective occupants, were: | Truman Lewis's twenty-four horse power FTanklin-Mr and Mrs Truman Lewis, ]. F. Margan, F. o. Knight, MF and Mrs A. G. Jagel, Herman Turell.
 D. H. Brjstols Rambler-E. H Bris- tol. O. $. Goodyear, Tracy Smith, Rich ard Nelson.
 Louis Maltbys Locomobdle and Mrs Louis Maltby.
 E. H. Towle Co.'S Franklin-E II. Towle, George E. Towle, R. 0, Bar ber, Arthur Middleton. +. B. Peabody's Ford-F. O. Pea body, the Misses Ethel and Ruth Pea body. >(This party went to Hotchkiss 1 grove).
 c, A. Templeton's Pope Hartford Mir and Mrs O. A. Templeton, Mir and Mrs J. s. P. Castle
 B. A, Lewis's Franklin-Mr and Mrs E. A. Lewis MT and Mrs Walter C. 1 Palmer.
 George Wright's Ford-Mr and Mrs George Wright, the Misses Mabel and Emma Wright
 The E. H. Towle Co.'S Pope Hart ford-Charles Thomson, the Misses Fannie and Maud Walden, Ar and Mrs H. H. Romer.
 Mr Norman's Covert-Mr and Mrs Norman. CThis car drew up at Savin Rock).
 Indian motorcycle Dower.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-08-29
COMPLIMENTARY PROM"

A complimentary prom will be given by the American band in the Auditori- um tonight. This dance is given by the band to the persons who have been patronizing its prom. The band wishes to show its gratitude for the fine patronage which it has received and thought it could show 1t in no better manner than to give dance at which it's patrons would be admitted free. Persons who attended the last two proms were given tickets for to- nights dance. It is expected that one of the largest crowds of the season will attend. A fine program has been arranged by Leader James M. Fulton.
 Saturday nights crowd at the Amer ican band prom was record breaker in regard to attendance. It was the largest of the season, over 800 people being present
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-08-29
COMPANIES READY TO co.
Schedule of Trains for Starting Next
 Saturday.

The local military companies, e and A, will start for Manassas, Va. on the 7:55 train to New Haven on next Saturday morning. The details of the trip are given in letter from Brigade Quartermaster William H. Marigold to Captain James Kain, quartermaster of the Second regiment. The schedule of trains for the move ment of the Second infantry, 0. N. O., on September is as follows: Company M, leave Torrington 7:I5 a. m., arrive New Haven 9.O5 a. m. Company A, leave Waterbury 7:65 a. n., arrive New Haven 9:05 a. m. Company G, same as Company A. Company H, Middletown, leave via Berlin 8:05 a. m., arTdve Cedar Hill 9:15 a. m.
 Company I, leave Meriden S:41 8. m., arrive Cedar Hill 9:15 a. m. Com L, Meriden, same as Company I. Company K, Wallingford, leave 8:54 a. nl., arrive Cedar Hill 9:15 a. III. The local companies are to be taken on trains to Cedar Hill and from there will be hauled to Belle Dock, arriv- ing there at 9:30 a. m. to be embarked on a steamer leaving at 10 a. m. Bag gage for companies outside of New 1dfCu VIII OC lOttOC1 III CPOLAuA U0S gage cars provided on regular trains at home stations and unloaded at the dock and placed on board the boat by baggage detail. Assignment of cars will be as follows: One car for Com pany M of Torrington, one car for Companies A and G of Waterbury, one car for Companies I and l. Of Meriden, and one car from Middle town, one-half of which will be used for Company H, and the other half reserved for baggage of Company k of Wallingford.
 Tn order that there may be no con 1 fusion special printed tags will be fur nished each organization which must be fastened upon each package or ar ticle. Blanks will be furnished each organization upon which must be written the number of pieces of bag gage and impedimenta taken with the 1 troops, with the weight of each, these blanks to be delivered immediately l upon the arrival of the organizations at Belle Dock. Arrangements have been made for the transportation of q horses by train from New Haven for the Second infantry field and staff. This train will leave New Haven at an early hour September B. The tentage and other 1mpedlmenTa or the Second infantry will be sent at once by the acting quartermaster gen. l eral, c. N. G., to New Haven. Infor- nation as to the loading and shipment will be sent as soon as arrangements are perfected.
 Lieutenant 0. P. Goss of this city, regimental commissary. explained the plan for subsistence of the troops at a meeting of the officers on Saturday night. The commissary stores for the Second regiment have been sent to New Haven from the depot in New York. The travelling rations consist of 32 cases of hard tack, 34 cases Of canned corned beef, 16 cases of can ned tomatoes, and eight cases of beans.
 Whatever is left of the travelling ra- tions will be exchanged at Manassas for field rations.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-08-29
IN THE POLICE COURT.
William Smith Fined S5 and Coats
 and Given Thirty Days in IaiI.

William Smith, q big, burly. strap- ping looking man, imbibed rather free ly of intoxicants on Saturday and then went into Coffey's restaurant on Grand street to have dinner. After eating a square meal he refused to pay for 1t. and the proprietor called in Officer Walsh. Smith then paid for the meal and started to abuse the officer, caIs- ing him vile names. He was placed under arrest, but put up a big fight before he was landed behind the bars. He Is several inches taller than Walsh and is about fifty pounds heavier, but the officer made up in pluck and strength what he lacked in height and weight. Smith made an attempt to get half-Nelson on the officer, but before he knew it the chains were on his hands. But this did not lease him and he pulled them off. He then smashed the officer two stiff ones in the jaw before the chains were again placed on him. He fought all the way up South Main street and one time banged the officer in the side of the face. He was fined $5 and costs for du'unkenness and given thirty days In Jail for resistance.
 While drunk on Saturday afternoon | John Templeton of Wolcott street ac. cused his wife of taking 30 cents from his pocket and attempted to strike her with piece of hose He also called her not very kind names, The result was that he was arrested by Officer FlaheGty. He was fined $5 and costs on each charge of drunkenness and breach of the peace and was placed on probation for sixty days.
 John Gilmor was found lying on a 1 bench on the green Saturday night by Officer Myers, and was fined $5 and costs and given thirty days to pay 1t.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-08-29
Parker waAA 4o to the Fair.

ESOPUs, N. Y., Aug. 2e.-Judge Par ker varied his usual Sunday pro- gramme by dining in Kingston. With his family he went to the city in his launch and attended service at the Church of the Holy Cross, of which his son-in-law, Rev. Charles Mercer Hall, is rector. After the service they went to dine at the residence of Alfred Tanner, whose Wife is Mrs. Parker's sister. Judge Parker will go to Ellen vile Wednesday on the special train which will carry large Kingston del egation to the Ulster county fair. Judge and Mrs. Parker have made it their custom for many years to attend this fair. V
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-08-29
AutonobiIes Chase Balloon.

PARIS, Aug. 29.-Lebaudy's steer able balloon has narrowly escaped de struction near here. The aeronaut as- cended early Sunday morning, but was obliged to come down on account of a gale. The balloon was anchored to a tree, and while there was no one on board 1t tore loose, rose to consider able height and drifted toward the sea. Several automobiles started in pursuit of the balloon, which descended at Serquigny and caught in the trees there, forty-four miles from Moisson, whence 1t started.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-08-29
General Corbin Take. Command.

GAINESVILLE, Va, Aug 29.-Ma- jor General H. O. Corbin assumed com mand of the maneuver camps at Ma nassas, Thoroughfare and Gainesville at o'clock yesterday. The Fourth ar tillery band welcomed him with Tent ing on the Old Camp Grounds" Mrs Corbin accompanied the general and remained in camp throughout the day, taking the evening train for Washing ton. General E. D. Grant, in command of Division No. 1 at Manassas, and General J. F. Bell, in command of Divi- sion No. 2, at Thoroughfare, as we'll as all brigade commanders from the two camps, paid their respects to General Corbin.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-08-29
DYNAMITE OUTRAGE.

Hotel at Elmira Heights Wrecked
 by Miscx1-aes.
 ELMIRA, N. r., Aug. 29.-The Ave nue hotel at Elmira Heights, three miles away, has been practically de molished by dynamite
 The explosive was placed against the hotel under the window of the pro- prietor, Pearl Scott, who was in his bedroom. A hole ten feet wide was blown through the building, and the bedroom was completely wrecked Scott miraculously escaped injury.
 A stone building in the rear was de- molished, and windows were shattered in all directions. There is no clew te the perpetrator of the outrage.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-08-29
nR ANnERsoN Is WARpRN.

New Haven, Aug 29.-The annual election of the Woodmont association was held Saturday and Rev Joseph Anderson of Waterbury was elected warden. Eighty y-fouT votes were cast of which twenty were by women who are entitled to vote under the charter granted by the last legislature. The ticket elected is as follows:
 Warden-Rev Joseph Anderson.
 Burgesses-C Charles B. Chapin, Ans drew Y. Beach, Joseph H. Smith, Wil- liam J. Phillips and Willis H. Upson.
 Clerk George H. Bunnell.
 Treasurer-Ch Charles NJ. Smith.
 Sheriff-William I. Hall.
 Auditors Thomas & Birdseye and Willis s. Upson.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-08-29
Train Was Five Days Late.

LOS ANGELES, Gal, Aug. 29.-Ths first of the belated and storm bound passenger trains which started for this city over the Santa Fe lines through Arizona, but which were forced to turn back at Albuquerque, N. M, owing to washouts and made detour via the Southern Pacific from Deming, has ar rived in Los Angeles five days late. It carries a party of POP Canadians en route to San Francisco and is known as the Cuthbert special.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-08-29
Boston's Supply Ran out.

CINCINNATI, O., Aug. 29.-The Bos- ton Nationals supply of pitchers gave out in the fifth inning when Fisher was forced off the rubber by having his finger injured. Delehanty came in from second base and finished the game in the box with more credit than either of his predecessors gained. Ewing was the only pitcher in the game who performed well, but one run being scored off him. Score: Cincin- natl, 19; Boston, 6.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-08-29
6 LOTS OF DRESS GOODS AND
 SILKS. T0TN 1

 Wash Silks in fine hairline stripes, splendid assortment of colors, early season price 50c, for this sale 29c yd
 LOT 2. A Remnants and Short Lengths of Fancy and Plain Silks, inclSd- ing Foular61s, Satin Duchesse, >l Louisines and all the seasons regular silks, former prices soc to $1.0O yard, sale price 25c yd
 LOT NO 8. Japanese Wash Silks in all the evening shades and white, full 27 inches wide, will launder per fectly, regular price 50c yard, sale price 38c yd
 LOT NO 4. Etamine and Fancy MOhairs, full assortment of colors including black, 40 inches wide, a fine sheer quality of Voile Etam1ne, early season price soc yard, sale price 39c yd
 LOT NO 5. l5 Mohair Sdcilian, 40 inches wide, made in Bedford, England, has handsome silk finish, fine as- sortment of colors including the Havana brown so much in de mand for fall shirt waist suits, regular 69c quality, for this sale 4Sc yd
 LOT NO 8. All Remnants of this seasons best known cloths in lengths from 2 yards to 8 yards, for this sale One-half price
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-08-29
Peru Opposed to Revolution.

LIMA, Peru, Aug. 29.-Jose Pardo, who was elected president of Peru in June last, will be inaugurated Sept. 24. Excitement over the political situa- ton in Peru is becoming more calm. It is known that former President Pierola, Dr. Durand and the people are opposed to revolution.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-08-29
Profe.sor Miller Dente. Huxr,n.

POTTsVILLE, Pa, Aug. 29.-Still denying that he hugged teachers and girl pupils, Professor I. c. Miller has faced his enemies outside the breast works, having resigned his appoint ment as principal of FrackvilIe high school He wished it to be known his resignation in no sense was an admis- sion of the charges made against him.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-08-29
You May Bat

Pastry, pork, cabbage. sinkers ana many other hard things to digest if you take one or two of Fitzpatrick's digestive tablets. They are won. derful help to digestion. 30 cents for large box. Fitzpatrick's phar. macy, corner East Main and Wall streets. Telephone 68.4.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-08-29
Randall Knocked Out Ruhlin.

ST. LOUIS, Aug. 20.-Eddie Randall of St. Louis knocked out Harry Ruhlin of Philadelphia in the fifth round of what was to have been twenty round contest before the North Side Athletic club last nixht.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-08-29
''NO, We Did Not Buy an Oil Stove,

An agent put one in on trial, but it is gone" replied the man with the cop per nose, to Water street grocer: Yesterday my wife started the oil stove, went out to talk some rubber shop gossip with a neighbor, and when she got back the house was full of black smoke, her poodle looked like a skye terrier and it seemed like a job for the fire department. She threw a pail of water on the stove and put out the flame. She started to get some. thing to clean up with The agent called, after she had gone, and in quired, Is Mrs Knipp inF I said, She's gone Where? he gasped. TO sanitarium, of course. Does that torpedo belong to your He said Yes and he grabbed the internal machine and scooted. No oil stove for me. am returning to sane and safe meth ods," he said as he swapped a dime for bag of Browns Quickfre Char. coal.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-08-29


 10 LOTS OF LINENS AND DOMBs-
 TICS.
 LOT i. i lot of Yard Wide Sheeting, worth 7c, this sale Sc
 LOT 2. 2,0OO yards Best Light and Dark Outings, worth 121.c, this sale Sc
 LOT 8. .-.... 1000 yards India Linon Lawn, worth 9c, this sale Sc
 LOT4 300 yards of 32 dnch Mercerized Madras, worth 121ac, this sale Sc
 LOT 5. 30 pieces Best Indigo Blue Cali coes, worth 7c, this sale 5c
 LOT 6. ..... ..- 25 dozen Large Size Huck Tow els, worth 1215c, this sale 8 for 25c
 LOT T. About 8 cases Best Dress Cling Iams worth 121kc, this sale 9c
 LOT &. s pieces 36 inch Mercerized Fast Black Satin, worth 25c, this sale 15c
 LOT 9. ? dozen Large Size Crochet Bed spreads, worth $1.39, this sale $1Oo
 LOT 1Oc. 25 pieces Mercerized Madras Waistings. worth 25c to 39c, this sale 19c
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-08-29
COWLRS.
Every Day Counts One Less Tor
 the AubusE Clearing Sale.

It pays to heed our advertisements as when We offer our Trimmed Hats for half price and less it means just what We say. August will soon be gone and our best bargains in Trim. med Hats will then have been picked up by the smart money savers, and why should you not be classed among them? It's much to your credit to be shopping with those who know 8 bar gain when they see it. Be an up to date buyer in our Millinery Clearing Sale and you will keep your bank ac- count.
 tB AND 55 CENTER STREET.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1904-08-26

Plso's Cure for Consumption / an irfallt.
Samuel, oscaH Grove, y. j., Feb. II, 1900,
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1904-08-26
STOCK AND DAIRY NOTES.

FOR the nrst few days newly purchased
hogs shonld be led lightly,
30 man should attempt TO raise hors
without adequate fencing OF yards aud
pastures.
The portable hog house II coming into
very general favor. especially In disease
Infested districts.
Cottors,ed meal should not be fed TO
COWS In large quantities. as II Injuries the
butter n largely fed and may injuro the
COW.
Sweet cream butter is coming much
y use In this country. This ktnd OF
butter Is not made. a. might be supposed
from the name, from cream ron sweet
milk. but Is generally made Of ripened
cream. II Is called sweet because II Is
not sailed.
\ COW must he a very poor miller
not 10 respond 70 goo. feed and 900
care. Good feeding can greatly Increase
the milk-~ producing powers of the cows
we haze. but only TO the limit Of thei'
natural capacity. Many OF our cows are
being led so unscientIically that the,
have never been brought mp to their ful.
APPROPRIATENESS Review.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1904-08-26
BUILDING A SMALL slLo.
Not Such a Wonderful Undertaking
II You Know Just When and
Where to Begin.

In my experience | have seen all kinda
Of shapes. sizes and material TO date.
] do not know Of anything better than
the common 2xt Of commerce. A silo
II feet IN diameter will feed 20 cows:
q 16-foot 30 cowt. and a 25-foot 60 cows,
with no loss.
We will nov suppose that yon ara
ready To build the sllo. The site Ia se-
1ccted rs near as possible To tho
gers. The site Is laid on with a board.
c. half as big as the intended siio. A
pin In end Of board driven in center Of
foundation and n peg In the other end
60 mark circle. Will lay foundation mark
for foundation ditch. ny moving pin In
from outside circle rs inches. the inside
line u the foundation u made. Exca-
va'e to n depth OF IS or 20 Inches. FIJI
In with broken rock to lovoi OF ground.
Max. cenicnt thin enough to run freely
between these rocks and Ill 10 level 81
ground. then brick or rock ran he used
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1904-08-26

F~'risrroint. Miss. Aug. - ,spcciaID.-
Cured u bladder and Kidney Trouble n.
Ter 20 years Of suffering, Hov. II. II.
Hatch. Of this place, j. telling the pub.
lic the good new. anil shouting the praises
II III. rcmciy that cured hun Dodd's
Kidney Pills. Rev, NJ. Hatch saysi
.! have been suffering from Bladder
and Kidney Trouble Tor 20 years and l
have trici everything that people said
would do me good. But nothing did me
any, good except Dodd's Kidney Pills.
~, haven't telt a pain since l. took
bcidr h!dncv Pills. They gave me icnl.h
and ! fell like n new man altogether.
Dodd's Kidney Pills arr the best l ever
WI Urinary and Wldder Troubles are
RAISED hv diseased liinc,s. Tho natural
Mav 20 cure them j. 10 cure the kidneys,
Odds Kidney Pills never fail 10 nirc
Diseased kidneys IN Any .iage or place.
They always cure nackachc aud they are
the only remedy that ever cared BrsLt,s
Disease.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1904-08-26
EASY FOR THE DRUGGIST.
A Letter os accommodating Thst
was Tak~n fur n Prescriptions
for Cosxh Medicine.

A young man being out Of employ ment
recently requested a former employer 10
give him a letter Of recommendation TO aid
uim IN securing a situation. T,s letter was
written aud handed to the applicant, who
was quite unable TO read 1t, as was every
pefton to whom Il was shown. lie was
advised TO take Il TO n printing Office. where
II could be deciphered. AZ compostors are
noted Tor being able Ia make out the worst
specimens Of writing. relates London Tit
Bits.
\ was handed to eonpositors in varioss
Offices. and la turn gwen up without being
dselpherci.
A a forlorn hope Il va. taken TO a chem.
lot. who, from his long experience in de
ciphefing preerription-. had the reputation
Of being able 70 read anything.
The man of drugs took the paper. e,yed
a. Il long and thourhtfully. and ,hes seized
an empty quart bottle ADD hurried round
the shop, taking some iluids from sundry
bottles. and finally shaking the compound
vigorously. Then, haudinT II to III. owner
o. the letter. be remarked 10 that aston.
ished individual.
Tive ,hhlirs.i and a very good cough
mixture " Isl"
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1904-08-26

n easy Tor an ediior,o drop into poetry;
all lie has 10 do j. 1T down IN bis waste
b~Askst-IAeago Daily News.