The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-12-02
With the Long Boz.
-..Eye naure's walks. shoot folly as II flies"

# HE man who rocks the boat now trying the
ice to see if it will hold
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The presidents boxing seized the opportunity OF
the presidents ST. Louis to have his face
ened. Es5&$#@E
dispatch from Panama says that Secretary Tart mas
fectated President Amador and the president has
tated the This of intoxicating beverages py
members Of diplomatic ought to De forbidden
by the president.
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Prince Fushmi's stolen jewels have been recovered
When he passes thru St. Louis his west the prince IS
likely have the rveted to his person with good
strong logging chain.
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The drouh in Kentucky is marked that many OF the
colonies take ginger ale or cream as chaser.
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Mayor Ed Young Of Cuyahoga Falls Ohio, told deega-
ton of business men he knockers have stopped every
thing village but the Cuyahoga and they would
stop that if they could This led to the formation OF
board Of trade boom the village By the way what has be-
come knockers who used to knock Minneapolis in the
seventies eges7 About everybody to be speak
Ing well Of this town now. -...'. .
The Owatonna Chronicle tells pretty good one on the
Judge The mayor called his honor by phone to get adj
vice on certain law point and this given promptly
The mayor however, wished hear the wording OF the stat
ute made and provided and asked the judge
to read the chapter the phone The judge not THINK
ing the and getting his Dig statue DOOR,
proceeded read the paragraphs long by the way
without again removing the receiver Finished he picked
p the receiver replaced it his and inquired, You
see was right about that'' We, why don't you read it
to me out Of the o? And the justice vowed he did and
said uncompmentay things about the telephone serV
ce hung up the receiver the second time and
oeeded the long quotation again At the end the
versaon very similar except that the things said about
the telephone service made emphatic Then the
performance repeated the third tme While the mayor
was performing hot ghost dance in front OF the phone at
the sudden loss Of connection About this time somebody
stepped and put the judge wise to his error and harmony
restored.
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Mr. Yohansen called yesterday to his subscrp-
ton and complain Of mattresses that made two
parts the may handle them with greater ease Mr.
Yohansen always his mattresses at home part but
in coming the city he invariably at nghal IS
placed on top Of compound mattress. Mr.. Yohansen
complaint that the mattress gaps open and lets the cold
air of the floor his lower limbs The result that ne
is obliged sleep with his legs furled This is all right
for time but towards morning wants to stretch out
instead being curled like carpet In store WIN
dow. ..-- $3.50
stBy ymny said Mr. Yohansen, "Ay lax cold vedde1
boot ay don want it bed. - ~ 2% .T= %1 &@G@"
Mr. Yohansen explained that the night before he hac
slept with limbs at half mast and result they
looked if they had been done up curling irons &
cay sep wit legs around ma neck las night, said MI
Y cay tank ay will back to Dodge Center tonight vher
ay can Get bed der nord Wind blowing tru it.
And he went out of the door without smile.
"A. J. R.