The Vinita weekly chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1905, 1904-05-19
STRAIGHT TALKoN COOKING
BY One Who Knows How to Handle
Men as Well as Culinary
Utensils


There's nothIn nolcer than belu' able
TO get up good dinner, fer good cookln'
is grand thing and Il won't hurt amy
body to know It, rich or poor says Mira
O'Gaily, according to the Chicago daily
News.
There Is chew sorts o cookin' In this
world--poor mans and rich mans Fer
The ruinin OF good ingreglenis | don't
call cookin' az ahl, at ahl
To make spring lamb chop TIM
der, new peetsties and green peas appe-
tizin', and straberries az TO eat Is what
the rich mans chef does But there's
more folks concerned with maxim such
tasty dish with hree-cents-a-pound
neck o. mutton and a pint Of dried peas
there won't be a scrap 70 warm up fer
breakfast, and it's far more pertichler
job
Sirline steak niver bought a harse fer
O'Gally ner paid dollar on ouf cottage
and chew lots: but It's pork an beans
that nd make yer mouth water that has,
not to spake Of a way have Of throw
In pancakes together that's saved us
tons Of poundeake and apple pole. Fer
I've niyer seen the day I'd allow angel
cake in me house. LET alone in me FAM
ily's stomach's. extra good stomachs
though they be. too.
Min viii be min, and byes byes, and
they will eat and must be let eat and
given plinty TO eat, but they mustn't be
pampeyed It's wrong to pampey em,
child er man.
Pervisions c'Galley viii have. er ne
gets oogly. As a dotter and wolfe.
know min in that way and how to handle
em. Who better2 It's me natural way.
bechuxst you and me, an aiyy fer me.
Feed EN-. man and bye. feed EN-! Err
they go ter the barrooms er, worse yet,
TO the sody fountains
My little bye Toby will come In Of an
evenin' playIn he's starved to skeliy-
tin an droppln inty bis Twin choom--
and the bye Is tired workin' ahl day and
skylarsin between whlles-but the way
he will brighten oop at the sight OF pot
Of dumpllns an gravy does me as much
good az goin' 10 church. an more. |
iocst sit there watehln him eat. froze
TO me chair with happy feelln's. and be-
fore ! know II I'm plannin what ri have
fer dinner to-morry, and my my Tn
that eomfterble.
Feed EN-. say, man and bye. feed
'em, but don't pampey EN-. don't spile
'em with billed listers and Ice cream. II
my little bye Toby gets chicken of a
Soonday he wants goose fer Moondah
and turkey the rist O the week. and I'm
the very same oldentical may mesiif. and
so is OGaily. and there's no use IN it.
Pul, 'em shart. say: pull 'em with
a tinder pot roast with a speck o onion
and tomahtah a-top'of II. Let the chick
ems live and lay eggs fer as. and bile up
the carn-beef and cabbage. tn It fairly
melts on yer tongue.
Look at the Dutch and Eyetalians.
They amt pinln' 'er portyhouse steak
and mushrooms. ne, fer plum puddln'
With tawtaw sauce. whativef that Is.
They eat aayln and they eat ainslhle,
and they eat hallsome. and they get
we'll on, livery nan Of EN-. and do less
fussin' and have less aiiin' and would
as coon think q goin up in a balloon as
runnln a bin fer fancy groceries.
You don't need em-these fancy
eroceries-if you knows how TO cook.
It's The coosiu' does II. Nothln Use. and
ahl We nsed IN this country Is FER some
body tc make eookln' fashionable. and
e seems 10 me that's aisv done.