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The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-10-05
Is WILLING to Claim Anythins

Who but Uncle Joe Cannon would
ever have thought of claiming Bum
vans Pilgrims Progress as Re-
publican campaign textbook Chicago
News. ~ E
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-10-05
This Settles. the Matter

During the latest battle of Bull Run
Gen. Cerbin required his guests to wear
full dress at mess. Gen. Sherman was
right. Chicago Journal
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-10-05
The Uncertainty of Applause

The statesman said, '"Tis sad to see
How tickle auditors can be-
A lot of people shout "Hooray!'
And then vote the other way"
Washington Star.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-10-05

The Chicago Tribune says it looks
like wasting Uncle Joe Cannon to send
him into Iowa. 1t is unless Cunmins
can be tied to the chariot wheels.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-10-05
In Either Country

Andrew Carnegie's expressed desire
to have Canada and the United States
united might be more important prac-
tically if Andrew had a vote.-Bosten
Globe.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-10-05
Seems to Be a Good Prophet

Gen. Steessel has not been heard
from for some days, but at last ac-
counts he was still predicting late
fall.-Kansas City Journal.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-10-05

Eggs are worth twenty cents apiece
in Port Arthur, but the fact is not of
paramount Importance TO a people pre-
ferring vodki to sherry and egg.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-10-05

One Girls Wisdom

He asked the maiden for kiss,
But her answer failed to come;
She knew that silence gave consent
So she kept on keeping mum.
Chicago News.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-10-05
A Wish for Winter

Oh. for the month of frost and thaw
When germs no longer fit;
When we can take our water raw
Instead of boiling it,
- Washington Star.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-10-05
Made RIGHT at Home, Too

DIR. Dowie should have no trouble in
keeping the airship he is to have built
supplied with hot air.-Detroit Free
Press.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-10-05

The Wisconsin supreme court seems
disposed to follow Col. Roosevelt and
play for safety by keeping outsof it.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-10-05
The Time for Thanks

They knew the art of living.
These men who came before.
They did not hold Thanksgiving
Till election day was Yer.
Washington Star.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-10-05
FootbaIl ECONOMY

Knicker-A stitch in time saves nine.
Quarter Blackwell they took twenty
stitches in me, and it saved the eleven
New York Sun
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-10-05

TWINS Majestics are providing the
best entertainment the Star has thus
far offered this season. The comedy is
clean and the olio novel and the cho-
rus good to hear as well as look upon.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-10-05
lay's Temperatures
River Bulletins a. m.

washington time q p. m. st. PauD.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-10-05

In the selection of the chorus with
which Broadhurst and Currie have
surrounded Nat M. Wills, who comes to
the Grand Sunday next in a Son of
Rest" girls who can sing are said to
predominant.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-10-05

What constitutes party loyalty, any
how. under the conditions brought into
being by the primary law? Can there
be such thing as party loyalty under
the primary election law as it now
stands ?-Benlidji Pioneer.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-11-20

the woman's address and said that he would in
vestigate her story and act accordingly. He
let her disappear around the corner. and then.
Der of the street she had given him. Arriving
at the place, he learned from slatternly old
woman at the door that the person he was
seeking lived the top floor. Ether he hur-
ried, and as he was mounting the last landing
he heard child crying and then the voice of
the woman whom he sought, who said;
What is it. my darling?"
Mother / am dying of hunger. Give me some
bread"
Il cannot, my darling" the reply. There
is nothing in the house but very small piece
of bread and l must keep that for your father,
who If he has not found work Will be very hun
cry when he comes'
The Deputy was Impressed by what he
heard that he gave the woman all the money he
had in his pockets. On his way home the pitiful
wall of the child kept ringing in his ears, and.
accordingly he dispatched soon as he could
a letter to the Board of Charity, telling OF what
he had seen. in reply he obtained letter from
the president of the board, which read
We most sorry that you have been so
wofully duped. You only of many who
making investigation of this same wom-
ans poverty hear this same cow ersation as
they climb the stairs We have been trying TO
catch the woman, but she slips from one house
and the old woman at the door is also an ac-
complete"
1t at this time that the Paris police dis
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-11-20

covered widespread organization OF mendi-
cants in that city, which had officers. counter
signs and printed code of rules. It's members
also had two guidebooks. containing the
names of the charitable people Of Paris. The
names of the rich published in a volume
entitled lie Grand Jeu," The Big Game,
and those OF the less wealthy comprised a book
named lie Petit Jeu." The Little Game.
The price OF the first was three francs. and that
of the second. which u good deal larger and
comprehensive, six francs.
In London despite all that the police have
done and are trying to DO. the begsars are more
numerous and more prosperous than ever In
Iondcn, too, mendicancy seems to have sunk to
its lowest and most despicabe form. AS T.
j. Bernardo showed in a recent investigation of
the Sums the white slave trade still f1ouTishes
in the British capital and children rented
out sold body and soul to professional beg
gars to win fGrthinss for them. He estimates
that the average rental a day for a boy is
fourpence, and for girl. who generally
appeal more strongly to the sympathies of pas
sersby sixpence. He also tells of one little
girl, called Curly Kit" who lived the
Mint, who rented out by her crone OF an
aunt for shilling day Mr.. Bernardo himself
bought a baby from a woman for a shilling and
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-12-10
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I had difficulty i'll raising my arms and
I could hardly lift my feet over my
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Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-12-10
Women Orators.

Women speak best when they re-
tain their seats at table; the very fact
that they are standing and facing
their audiences has tendency to give
the bravest of women stage fright,
saws What to Eat Women orators
have the advantage over men in know
ing that their attire will have much
to do with keeping the attention OF
their audience. A pretty woman in a
pretty gown, a fan, a muff, a jewel.
will hold the eyes of the women list
eners, even If they do not care much
for the speech.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-12-10
NEW TRAIN SERVICE
TO HOT SPRINGS
The Thermal, Radioactive Waters Of
Hot Springs, Arkansas

Will be rendered conveniently accessi-
BILE by the new train service over the
Missouri Pacific Railway and Iron
Mountain Route between Kansas City
and Hot Springs, Arkansas, to be in
augurated on December LIST, leaving
Kansas City about noon and arriving
at Little Rock the following morning,
at the latter point joining the Hot
Springs Iron Mountain train from St
Louis.
Returning. the Kansas City train
will leave Hot Springs about p. m,
Little Rock about an hour and Three
quarters later, arriving at Kansas City
about 3 o'clock p. m.
Tins new Hot Springs train will have
connections southbound from points
north and west of Kansas City and
Osawatomie and from Little Rock for
points south and east; returning, the
new train will make good connections
at Little Rock from the south and
east, and at Osawatomie and Kansas
City for points north and west
For the further accommodation Of
travel via the direct route from the
west to. Hot Springs, there will be-a
dining car attached to the new train
sourhbound from Kansas City to Cof-
feyviGe. serving dinner and supper:
northbound, from Coffeyvfl1e to Kan
sas Sity, serving breakfast and din
ner.
The growing importance of Hot
Springs, Arkansas, as q health and
pleasure resort-attention to the Ma
tons Great Sanitarium has recently
been stimulated by the discovery of
radio-actiyity as one of the prime cura-
tive qualities of thermal waters. to-
gether with increased hotel facilities
has called for increased facilities for
travel from the great and growing
West
With excellent connections, n stat
Cd, through travel between the north
west and southeast will doubtless be
quick to show appreciation Of the new
route
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-12-10
nesnoil Italian Churches.

THE alleged expectation of Italian
works of art to the United States,
says the Pail Mall Gazette, seems to
proceed gayly, in spite of all protests
and schemes for prevention. Thus
two Florentine churches have lately
been relieved of works by Della Rob
bia amounting in value to 100000
francs-the goods being shipped as
pork The chief delinquent in this
fraud, a dealer from Prato, has es-
capped to the States"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-12-10
A s,ider's Appetite.

The spider has a tremendous appe-
tite. and his gormandizlng defes all
human competition. A scientist, who
carefully noted a spiders consumption
of food in twenty-four hours. conclud-
ed that If the spider were built pro-
pcrtionately to the human scale he
would eat at daybreak, approximately,
small alligator, by a M lamb, by
a. m. calf, and by one O'Clock a
sheep, and would finish up with lark
pie in which there were 120 birds.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-12-10
Deafness Cannot Be Cured

Sy local applications, they cannot reach the dis
eased portion of the ear. There is only way {,
cure deafness and that s by constitutional remedies
Deafness is caused by an fnfamed condition of tn,
mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube. When thf
tube is inhamed you have a rumbling sound i'm
perfect hearing and when 1t Is entirely closed Deaf
ness is the result, and unless the Inflammation
taken out and this tube restored its condi
ton, hearing will be destroyed forever; nine case
out of ten caused by Catarrh. which not hfng
but an fnfismed condition of the mucous surfaces
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Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-12-10
Statistics as to LANGUAGES.

There are SS2, 600 600 Chinese speak
Ing the same language, making Chi
nese the most spoken language. There
are many dialects, however, which
seem scarcely to belong to the sans
tongue. The Inhabitants of Mongolia
and Thibet can barely understand the
dialect of the people in Pekin. Other
widely spoken languages are as fol-
lows. in millions: English, 12O; Ger
man, 70; Russian, 6S; Spanish. n;
Portuguese, 81
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-12-10
He Knew Where it Was.

Capt. White. of the Albatross, yes
sci carrying cocoanuts into the por
of New York, tells a funny story Of
an Irish cook who one day approached
him on the bridge and asked if thnis
was lost when you know where it is
The captain turning to the cook, said
Why, no, why do you ask?' Ths
cook, replying, said: well, captain
the saucepan fell overheard this
morning, and 1 know it's in Davy
Jones' locker"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-12-10
"cry Down Credit"

The colonel of a British regiment
stationed at Portsmouth has revived
the old custom of crying down the
credit of the regiment" The drums
and flies marched to different parts OF
the town and the drum major, at each,
read a proclamation warning trades
men that men of the regiment could
not be held responsible for debts over
the value of one days pay, say, 25
cents.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-12-10
Could Not ee erfbed.

A good story is told of A G. Mac
Laren, q well-known cricket player.
He was playing a picnic match up
country" in Australia when one of the
batsmen shfed a ball very high be
tween the wickets. MacLaren was
waiting for the catch, but the striker
in running past cried, "Oh. Archie.
drop It, do. and I'll allow you to kiss
my sister," MacLaren, it is added.
was proof against the attempted brib-
cry
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-12-10
How to Test a Diamond.

To test diamond rub vigorously
with bit of silk for a moment, and
the stone, if diamond, will attract
bits of wool. cotton or paper. Expose
the stone to the direct rays of the sun
for few moments and remove to a
darkened room If it is a diamond it
viii glow. An imitation diamond
shows number of images when one
looks through il. The diamond shows
but one.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-12-10
Home for Aged Animals.

A wealthy Frenchman receives In
his park near Paris aged animals and
birds The oldest inmate is a mule
of seventy-three, whose affectionate
companion in retirement is a goose
OF thirty-seven. Among the other in
mates is cow, aged thirty-six a hog
of twenty-seven, bullfinch which has
rea ched the ripe age of twenty eight,
and sparrow that stepped from the
egg in 1869.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-12-10
Female Labor In MexIco.

The question of female labor Is be-
coming factor in the business life of
the City of Mexico. as well as in some
OF the other large cities of Mexico.
Only few years ago this labor was
almost unknown in Offices and stores,
but every year the lumber is becom-
ing larger. The wages paid to the
young women are not as yet very
large, but the prospects are that as
they become more efficient wages will
rise.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-12-10

1t is all right for bachelor to wear
whiskers, if he wants to, but for any
married man to ask his wife to room
with long, unclean whiskers, particu-
larly in warm weather, is ground for
divorce
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-12-10
Bounty for French vipers.

Vipers abound in France The au-
thorities pay 5 cents each for their
heads. At this rate 335, 200 have been
killed in the Department of Doubs
alone and 4S5. 900 in the Haute-Saone
Department The other day some
men. digging in a river sluice. killed
4O6 of the venomous reptiles in q
short time.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-12-10
Employ Fewer Servants

There has been a considerable de-
crease in the number of domestic
servants in Paris since the law was
passed taxing families in an increas-
Ing ratio in proportion to their num-
Der OF servants. Much of the work
is now done by women or men who
are hired by the day
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-12-10

When girl sings, every one is in
terested, thinking of me time when
they can claim they heard the great
prima donna as a beginner, but if she
is married woman, she hasn't enough
future to make even her husband be-
Heve she has a voice.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-12-10
Rapt in His Art.

Musician tell you, ladies, we art
lists cannot succeed unless we give up
our very souls to our art. Why, last
week l was so rapt in a composition
that 1 was playing, that a thief stole
the violin from under my chin and I
never noticed it.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-12-10

Dealers say that as soon as a GUS
toner tries Defiance Starch it is i'm
possible to sell them any other cold
boiled.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-12-10

Don't you know that Defiance Starch
besides being absolutely superior to
any other, is put up 16 ounces in pack
age and sells at same price as L.
ounce packages of other kinds?
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-12-10
AK Your DRUGGIST for Aflan,s Eoot.Ease

ASk Your Druggist for Aliens Foot-Ease.
81 tried ALIENS FOOT-EASE recent
IL, and have just bought another supply 1t
has cured my corns, and the hot, burning
and itching sensation in my feet which was
almost unbeara bic, and I would not be with
out 1t now--Mrs. w. j Walker. Camden,
N. j." Sold by all Druggists. 25c.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-12-10

During courtship they argue; afte
marriage they quarrel.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-12-10

Storekeepers repor that the extra
quantity, together with the superior
quality of Defiance Starch makes it
next to impossible to sell any other
brand.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-12-10

1t is only occasionally you find q
man who believes his daughters voice
or piano playing will make him rich !;
but when you do find him, you find he
has it bad.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-12-10

Some men are better satisfied with
failure than others are with success.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-12-10

P1so's Cure is the best medicine ever uset
for all affections of the throat and lungs.-WM
.. ENDSLEY, Vanburen, Ind, Feb. 10, 1900
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-12-10

Lewis "Single Binder" straight Sc
cigar Made by hand of ripe, thoroughly
cured tobacco, which insures a rich salts,
flying smoke You pay 1Oc for cigars NOT
so good. Lewis Factory, Peoria, III.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-12-10

Some men would rather sleep an
hour later than to wake up and find
themselves famous.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-12-10

A man will never acquire fortune
unless he is proof against the habit
of buying useless things because they
are cheap.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-12-10

Men will shake your hand if you
have money; if you haven't, they will
shake you.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-12-10

A pretty girl doesn't have to pro
pose during leap year, and homely
one is afraid to-but there is the
strenuous young widow
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-12-10

Hundreds of dealers say the extra
quantity and superior quality of De-
fiance Starch is fast taking place of
all other brands Others say they can
not sell any other starch.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-12-10

GUARANTEED CURE FOR PILES.
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Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-12-10

If you don't get the biggest and best
N's your own fault. Defiance Starch
is for sale everywhere and there 10
positively nothing to equal it in quail
ity quantity.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-12-10

After a woman reaches AZ she
should not try to create the impress
sion that she is just the same as 6
heroine out of a novel
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-12-10
Painful Periods

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The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1904-05-13
A Sure Protection.

Barton, N. OAK, May 9.-Many cases
are being published of how diseases
have been cured and lives saved by
Dodd's Kidney Pills, but there is
family in this place who use this reme-
dy as protection against the coming
on of diseases and with excellent re-
suits.
Mr.. w. A. Moffet says: eve have
no very serious illness or complaint for
we always use Dodd's Kidney Pills the
very moment we feel the least symptom
of sickness and they soon put us right.
If we have touch of lame back or
think the kidneys are not right, we
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"My brother had diabetes and the
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spring. I got some Dodd's Kidney
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several years ago, he has lived through
all the winters and springs since and is
still living. Dodd's Kidney Pills are
a wonderful medicine"
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1904-05-13
Claus spreckIes Advice.

John Diedrich Spreckels, son of
Claus Spreckles. was lately talking
about persistence. In the course of
his remarks he said:
my father is a great believer in
persistence-in patience. Once, when
1 was a boy, I abandoned in despair
some childish task that l had under
taken, and my father reproved me for
it.
Persistence will do everything he
said. There's nothing you can't ac-
complish with patience And then he
smiled slightly and added:
"'You could even carry water in a
sieve if you would have the patience
to wait long enough"
"'How long would have to waltz"
l said.
Till it froze,' my father answer
ed."-New York Commercial.