The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1904-10-20
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ID. IL tte Hot, eons tnirsita food you eve
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tlbd ! ssal ths litd tia; spreads a.
ovsr four sys,sm.
Big str-- xlhd. Bobby, you'se pro 10
issd rot 70 tell iou won't forget you
promise. WIN yoei snail Brother
b'iiere va be sai,r IL hsd bor o card
o. something TO feulBd noe q Il.
oh. ~ish was Ike Rickley, dou'
yoSf WhS' Because be doesn't lave 4
wprtY About bis bkLs sooo1ht running low
Wen, pti.Ler d. | hassst got any.
-Ds worst nuisance on earth. said Uncl'
Etsn. ~ Dc msn d., keeps huntlh' srounS
to noe how msuy puiissets he kin fad 4
Kick stout.
wife tqgoiIng a mans works I'm
ishsa With The ,ettifg sur A womsn'i
work !, never done. HulbAnd brute -
quito lgh,, my dear. I've often remarked
The emission.
TIE Greeks were cousul,iI K the oracle
Al De.E hi. whst's the weather forecast fol
,olnouO~ a,led Perleles. Probably and
partly, answered the oracle. Showing what
az old dodge that really 10.
"A phyticlsn fading lady reading
awe ilh Night" said. when Shakespeare
wrote bout Pa,Ietce on a monument, did
be me doctors PATIENTS No, she an.
.Sertu. You dout flnd them on monu.
meru, but under lh,m.
a pair Of deaf and dumb lovers ought
TO consider themselves fortunate. Why 90
why, they can sit down In the middle OF
The IArges, crowd and have 8 nice, quiet
tax.
Msmms, cad the cannlbal beauty to
her maternal ancestor, ! am really alarmed
Al Mr.. kinkey's intense passion FOR me.
Why, my dear Oaly last night be deelar.
"a / was sweet enough to est.
Il Her Reason Ehel-why do you re-
fuse to speak TO Mr.. Westerly He may
ba crude, but he's diamond 10 the rough.
Kiythe-That'si astlt. think he needs
cutting,
You can't jsdge 8 msn BIZ dc mount OF
noise be makes, sail Uncle Eoen. De loco
motive engineer Ia doin' his easles' work
when he's ripgin' de bell an BLOWN de
whistle.
Are the members OF your dramatic
club very enthuslsstIci Are they Why,
when We presented Hamlet 10 the next
village last week half the company walked
all the way home on the railroad track just
to give IL professional flavor.
Wife who has been away You must
have liked that breakfast food, James,
dear There isn't single box left. James
- ZEE. darling. II was great soto voice
TO start the fire With, mornings.
There said Mr.. JenkS, stopping sud.
denly. ! WAS going to get that piece Of
slik for my wife, ard forgot all about 1t
until now. Never mind, he continued,
startirg on again; III get II when get
home, all right
Too Much Risk Are you sure that
n an 10 detective: Yes. He looks like an
ordinary person. OF course. II he looked
Ike the story book detectives he'd be spot.
I'd by every ciinual who saw him.
Il bought my wife the nnest hind Of an
srrsngt mtnt for long auto rides. What 10
/ A sort OF trap TO wear over her mouth,
called dust protector. D9os 1t work
! don't lnos shou. the dust part Of II, but
It keeps her from taking.
Mrs. Gos.Ip--Mrs Jones mus, he very
sepers,i i5us. She says she wouldn't have
'hif.trn people At her table for anything
Mrs. kuiter-oh, II isn't superstition. She
las only 40 even dean silver spoons and
china dlrser plates, you know.
--Its. Aicum-Htye you bought your
husbands birthday present YETI Mrs.
Scwllv fd--Yes, and think II was real
elcAye, Of inc, too. | b9ush. big ciasr
for ten cent?. Mrs.. Ascum--ThAt looks
rather cheap. Mrs. Newllwtd-Yes, but
wait. found a price.,ag marked s2,50
snd pasted that on Il.
~ Tat mendacious duf'er you are,
phibs said Dibbs. You said this WAS 40 |
srphsu sfylum, Instead Ct wli,h 81 il Ar
old men's bone. Well, you 90 In and lool |
for an old man who Ish's an orphsn. You
won't nnd bin.
Mrs. 0rtsrt What do you have an
alarm clock In your chamber for II you do
no, have the sisfm wousd up' Mrs. Gray
II you could have htsrd he awful things
my husband ssid when the alarm wen, OF |
you wou,dn't SAX me,
a Young Philosopher: Tso little
maids Of fcur ard six years, respectively
were seated on stool. Pfesenliy the cid.
,r OF the two sAld rflteiivtly' Don't you
lhits that II one Of US was to get up there
would be more room for mei
--DeaieF- Here Ia cigar that Ia all right
Tor the money. We eel !, seven for Qtar.
Ter. CUsiemu-well. lhA, ia coed nary.
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