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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-10-15
FAIR LOSES 100000
BY CLOSING ON SUNDAY

Il Especial to The Times Dispatch)
Ii ST. LOUIS. October lin q! public speech,
delivered before the American Street Railway
Association, President Francis decla red 5yester-
day that the Worlds Fair has lost at least
81 100000 through being compelled TO close on
Sim day. ssis f
& { u do not know what your ideas are upon
The subject OF Sunday obsarvnnce,',fs aid Mr.
Francis, In u his speech Of welcome to the
sdeega ties. ''but do know that the prohibition
/ by the government OF Sunday opening has
cost this exposition 81, 100000 6 81
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-10-15
TslE LAST c. & 0.
SUNDAY OUTING
. Norfolk and Seaside.
70. Morrow, Oct. 18TH ( 1 Ii,
R0UN 10 81. 90 TRIP.

,.$ Next Sunday, Oct. 18th, will be the last
g. 1& o. Sunday outing this season. Two
trains leave Richmond $3.50 and 3 a. ~.
Shortest, y quickest and best route to- Nor
ok Returning, leave Norfolk via Ocean
View Railway, 6 r. NJ. leave Old Point.
7;l5 p. NJ; arrive Richmond 9l5 2. NJ
Passengers can also leave Norfolk via
c.. a. O., steamer 7;15; arrive Richmond
1895 p NJ st4 IL IA Ssii6 N
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-10-15

Negroes Hold Convention.
The Negro state Farmers convention
will meet III Richmond y next week sSat
League Hall. In Third Street.. Many
farmers Will attend tho meeting, IT y
expected 8 .Ss # ,4 4J
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-10-15
/, LAST TRILBY
EXCURSION
TO NORFllT,IS- TO,AlDRROW.s
#b' ID61YNTpNS a M n,Xpl n

Special fast vestibuled train lelves Rich.
mond, Byrd Street Station, $3.50 a. NJ;
Petersburg, .9:O5 A, M. Quickest route.
No change Of cars; last chance: Take
advantage; .
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-10-15
LAST by

Tho popular Trilby excursions to Nor
folk, which has y been 50 efficiently and
successfully operated by Mr.. r.
Adams for the past several seasons, VII
make It's last trip this sen son, o-lnorroW.
Sunday. October 10th. A larger crowd lis
expected to go on this tran Tomorrow
Than any other Sunday since the warns
est weathersof last summer, and in view
.of$ths, Mr.. Adams states he Is making
preparations to fully accommodate them
Mr.. Adams desires to thank Ills many
friends and tho public generally for their
patronage this season, and says he hopes
tosee them MI on the yrrllhy Tomorrow.
The Trllby will leave Byrd Street Sta
ton at $3.50 a, NJ, as usual. This is
a most delightful season OF the yearbto
round trip. Hf3 III VS. 4 33tt 4 ,gf Y h
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-10-15
REDUCED RATES TO THE r HMoND:
HORSE SHOW NiAaTHE tSEABOARD &
A Me

y The scaboard Air Line Will sell round
trip tickets to Richmond, Va. account Of
above occasion, at rate Of one fare. plus
S 4 cents, Tickets sold October 10th To
a9d, Inclusive, limited TO return not later
than October 23d, 1904 g ~ N
For further Information. apply 4 to
agents OF this company or s
III g. Lizard, w, $Thil.OR
tx Il AZ D. r. A., b lsl, ,S5 g. y,
No, $50 East Main street, Richmond, Va,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-10-15
Annual Alumnae Meeting

.I117-. 11I1IQdI Tz11u11411dO- 1v1VItt1E6
The annual meeting of the Alumnae AS
scciation Of the Nonan's College Will be
held at 4 o'clock next Tuesday afternoon
In tho Marshall Annex to the college, No.
zoos East Marshall Street The meeting
will be for the transaction OF important
business and4members are urged to at at
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-10-15

elTo be Continued To-Hlovrow'>
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-10-15

Friends Of Miss Margaret Roller, OF
larrisonburg, Va. are congratulating
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-10-15

e1ldCUr aNdl1ltlUH51 III 1NIC1IlIIOlIu'
sSf Senator Cameron. of Pennsylvania, and
n party OF friends on the senator's steam
yacht Alnmedop, left Old Point, where
they had been for several + days, on
to como to Richmond.
The party intended taking the cars from
Richmond to New York, after a short
Visit Il O noints of interest g34# sG
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1904-07-28
The Preachers Evidence.

Roland, Ill, June Diabetes has
30 long been looked upon as an in
durable form OF kidney disease that
sure cure for 1t must rank as one of
the most valuable medical discoveries
OF the age. And every day brings
forth fresh evidence that Dodd's Kid
ney Pills will cure diabetes. I'm.
portant evidence in their favor Is Civ
en- by Rev. Thos. P. Norman, the we'll
known Baptist minister here. Mr..
Norman says:
Il had all the symptoms of a bad
case of diabetes and received SO much
benefit from the use OF Dodds Kid
ney Pills that cheerfully recommend
them to anyone suffering from that
dread disease. Dodd's Kidney Pills
will cure the worst form of diabetes. /"
Dcdd's Kidney Pills always cure
diabetes, one of the final stages of
kidney disease. All the earlier stages
from backache to rheumatism are
naturally much more easily cured by
the same remedy.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1904-07-28

Soldiers Admiration Won Fidelity o.
Queen Victoria.


Queen Victoria.
What is believed to be an unpub.
lished story about the late Queen
Victoria Is told by Rev. r. Harris
Lloyd. who for six years was q wes-
leyan army chaplain.
One of the color serseants OF the
Scots guarda under his pastoral care
was selected, he said, to drill Prince
Arthur of Connaught and for that
purpose was frequently at Bucking
ham palace. On one occasion Queen
Victoria invited him, with others. To
attend a theatrical entertainment at
the palace. and was astonished
when the young soldier asked to be
excused, stating that that form OF
entertainment had been a snare to
him in his younger days. and that he
had made vow never to have any
thing to do with 1t again.
In few days he was summoned
into the royal presence, where he
found beautiful breakfast service
on the table. Addressing him, Queen
Victoria said: Il have sent for you,
sergeant, to tell you how much !
honor you for the stand you made for
your Christian principles. and I ask
you to accept this breakfast service
as token of how your queen appre-
ciates men who are true to their deep.
est convictions"
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1904-07-28
Married Lie in Abxsslnla.

In Abyssinia, husband who can
afford the expense is continually add
Ing to his household of wives. AS
soon as his favorite begins to pail on
him he deposes her for another. The
new wife rules the house, dictates
orders to the other wives. who,
strange as 1t may seem. obey her
without open remonstrance. If any
Of the former favorites ever cared
for their lord they soon cease to be
Jealous of his affections. They know,
too, that the time will surely come
when they will be turned out into
the streets to look for another mas.
ter
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1904-07-28
LADY HOLLANDS STRANGE FAD
Chose Luncheon Hour as Period fer
Foot Bath.

Lady Munster. the aged granddaurh-
Ter OF King William Nv. of England.
mas written an autobiography. She
relates that In 1887 she went with her
mother to take luncheon with Lady
Holland. ITO this day" she says. II
never taste cold turkey and salad
without their coniuring up in my
MINDS eye Holland House dining
room, full Of brilliant silver and glass.
tne smart footmen. and, most OF all.
. most charming looking lady with
very pale face-the palest face l
MINK | ever saw. and with such a
heavenly, sweet smile. She sat in a
large armchair. and her occupation
seemed to me, even young as was,
strange In dining room. She was
not sitting at the dining room table
with every one else, but in corner of
tne room. A maid was kneeling by
ner bathing the pale, sweet, smiling
iady's feet-the loveliest white feet
In large china foot tub. This lady
was the famous Lady Holland, and
heard 1t said that these, to outsiders,
peculiar additions took place In the
dining room of Holland House during
luncheon whether there were visitors
or noti"
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1904-07-28
Excellent Opportunity to Arrange for
Your Reception at ST. Louis, During
the Fair Free

If you intend going to the Louisiana
Purchase Exposition, ST. Louis, Mis-
souri,, opened by President Roosevelt
April both, 1904, 1t will be very much
to your advantage to correspond with
Mr.. F. Fl. Worsley. No. Ali Dooley
block, Salt Lake City, Utah
Mr. Worsley has arranged to have all
his parties met al the st. Louis depot
and escorted TO their lodgings. which
will be reserved in advance.
Information relative to passenger
rates, stop-oyers, ticket limits. hotel
rates and all other necessary informa-
ton asked for will be cheerfully given
free of charge. This will especially
be of benefit 10 these desiring to travel
with Utah parties or in parties OF four
or five School teachers will also
hear something to their interests by
writing above party.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1904-07-28
Partisan poq School.

A school for dogs is the latest de-
yelopment of the educational move
ment. 1t has been established in
Paris with the object Of teaching, not
letters, but politeness. The school.
room is furnished with chairs, tables
and rugs, to give the necessary 40
cal color" to the surroundings. The
dog pupils are trained to welcome
visitors by il mping up, wagging tie
tall and giving low bark. When the
visitor leaves. the dog accompanies
him to the door and bows his farewell
by bending his head to the floor. He
is trained likewise to pick up hand
kerchief glove or fan that has been
dropped and return it to the owner.
He is taught further to walk with
proud and prancing steps" when out
with his mistress"
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1904-07-28
why HOT WEATHER MAKES WOMEN NERVOUS.


-
Nervousness Is very common am60R
women. This condition is due %
an@mic nerve centers. The nerve CEN
ters are the reservoir for nerve vitality.
These centers become blOodless tor the
want Of proper nutrition.
This condition is especially noticeab1e
during the warm season. Every sum
mer an army of invalids are produced Is
direct result of weak nervous systema.
This could easily be overcome By the
use of Peruna. Peruna strikes I'll the
root of the trouble by correcting the
digestion. Perfect digestion furnishes
increased nutrition for the nerve cen
tiers. Perfectly digested food gives these
reservoirs of life a vitality which Gre
ates strong, steady nerves, and in thin.
manner fortifies and nourishes life.
Miss blanche Grey "a prominent young
society woman of Memphis, Tenn, In 3
recent letter from TIA Alabama street.
writes. '.To a society woman who's
nervous force Is often taxed to tho
utmost from lack of rest and irregular
meals, know Z I nothing which Il az ~
much benefit as Peruns. 1 took II :
few months ago when felt my strength
giving way, and IL soon made ifSoA
manifest In giving me new sfreaekh
and health. '-Affss Blanche Grey.
Pe-ru-na Contains No Narcotics.
One reason why Peruna has found
permanent use in SO many homes Is that
it contains no narcotic OF any kind. Pc
runa is perfectly harmless. 1t can b.
used any length of time without acquir-
ing drug habit. Peruna does not pro-
duce temporary results. 1t is perma-
nent in its effect.
1t has no bad effect upon the system,
and gradually eliminates catarrh by re-
moving the cause of catarrh. There
are a multitude of homes where Peruna
has been used off and on for twenty
years. Such a thing could not be pos
sible If Peruna contained any drugs Of
| narcotic nature.
At this season of the year we arc
peculiarly liable to inflammations Of the
stomach and bowels. 1t is the part Of
wisdom to learn how to cut them short
| and in the easist and quickest manner.
Peruna does this by its peculiar power
over all forms of catarrhal troubles.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1904-07-28
PASTORS THOUGHTS AWAY.
Humorous Incident That Made His
Congregation Smile.

A Pennsylvania pastor. who helped
my head and heart great deal in my
boyhood days, was sometimes rather
hard on his choir. He could sing and
loved to sing and intended Others
Should sing. One Sunday morning
he gave out very long, diffcult and
slow hymn, no doubt intending to Skin
some OF the stanzas, but his mind wan.
dered. The choir was exhausted be.
lore half through. At the next to the
last verse the choir hesitated and
looked at him beseechingly, but to no
avail, then started on At the last
verse, during the interlude, he arose
and requested them to sing the last
verse. His manner carried the idea
that they would have to skip a num-
Der of verses to do it. The choir
smiled and came to life. The congre.
cation smiled and sat up better. The
pastor was surprised and wondered.
but for all | know he never learned
the cause of the wave of cheer that
passed over the church.-Earl M.
Pratt.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1904-07-28

Cinematograph records are now
made of all operations performed BY
certain famous physician ana sur
geon In Paris. He entered some time
ago into an arrangement with an oper.
ator Of the bioscope. who has taken
pictures for the doctor on several %
casions. 1t is stated that the records
in question are invaluable as scientific
documents. One of the surgeons
operations which has been cinemato-
graphed was that by which the link
Of flesh connecting the Hindu twins.
Redica and Doodica was severed.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1904-07-28
On Pleasure Bent.

Are you ready, dear?" asked the
husband as they were about to start
for the theater.
Let me see," said the wife, picking
UP her white gloves. 20, yes, knew
there was something. Just wait a
minute until run upstairs and spank
Willie for something he did at the
table to-day. "-Yonkers Statesman
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1904-07-28
Mounds In Tennessee.

At the foot of the high bluffs Of the
Mississippi river bottoms. seven miles
west of Lauderdale. Tenn, are several
mounds which the old residents have
always called graves of the Indians
who inhabited this section many years
ago. These mounds have always been
tho source of much speculation and
wonder. 1t is believed that the
mounds hold bodies OF the prehistoric
race known as the Mound Builders.
which tradition says inhabited this
country centuries ago.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1904-07-28
COMING to the scratch.

Mrs. Bacon-"What funny noise
our hens are making!"
Mr.. Bacon-'I understand it. They
are laughing"
What are you talking about?'
why, | heard our neighbor talking
about going to plant some garden
seeds tomorrow and | guess it has
got to the hens"
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1904-07-28
NOTHING to Retract.

Loser-rve bet on your judgment
for the last time. You told me the
horse | staked my wad on this time
was one of the wonders of the world.
Tout-Well, sir, If a horse that can
go three times around splendid track
like that without gettin warmed up
to is work amt wonder, I'd like to
know what he is, by George!
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1904-07-28
Obvious,

This is a Chinese saying: When
the sword is rusty. the plow bright, the
prisons empty, the granaries full, the
steps Of the temple worn down and
those of the law courts grass-grown;
when doctors go afoot. the bakers on
horseback, and the men of letters
drive In their own carriages, then the
empire is we'll governed"
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1904-07-28
Keen the Brain Active.

People often make the excuse that
they have bad memories when the
truth is they are too slovenly to use
their brains, Nothing. however, in
significant should be done without re-
Fiction. First thoughts are often
best, but it is sometimes not until
we have thought many times that we
can make them SO.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1904-07-28
The Greatest Invention

What do you consider the greatest
invention of modern times?"
"The monograph" answered the
political boss, who was having trouble
with some of his loquacious subordi.
mates. ut never says thing that has
not been told to it by somebody that
knows what he is talking about"
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1904-07-28
Tell Fortunes by Kites.

On the fiat housetops of Morocco
girls may often be seen flying kites
which they believe will give an augury
of their future. II the kite remain
unbroken good. fortune is in store for
them; If mishap befall 1t, evil days
will be their portion. Their faith In
the oracle is so great that mishap
to the kite plunges them in detection.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1904-07-28
Language in Foreign Land

"Alas!" cried the Gear, another
of my ships has gone to the bottom of
the sea-
Indeed, your lordship?" quoth the
lord chamberlain.
mot his Lords ship, but the Cars
ship" broke in the Celtic visitor,
helping himself to the corn beef and
cabbage And now he is wondering
why the Car hit him with a spud.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1904-07-28
A Well Known Canadian Lady Sends
Letter OF Endorsement to Pe.ru-na.

Miss Mary Burns, % Spring Garden
Road, Halifax, N. s., writes: Having
used Peruna orindigestion and stomach
trouble and to build up broken down
system with the very best results, am
pleased to state my experience with this
excellent medicine. had been troubled
with stomach trouble and poor diges-
ton for some years, and although l
tried many remedies and dieting, moth
ing seemed to restore my health until
used Peruna. In three months / had
entirely recovered my health and
strength. MARY Burns.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1904-07-28
Curious.

You must not imagine she said
that ! would consent to be your wife
simply because | let you kiss me
oh, OF course not, he. replied, but
| wish you'd tell me something. Are
you letting me kiss you because you
like it or merely because you want
the practice?"
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1904-07-28
No Ghoulish GIee.

Il suppose you have heard that I'm
to marry Mr.. Green she said to one
of her old friends.
No" he replied, coldly.
You don't seem to be very enthusi-
sastic about it,
why should be? Not knowing Mr..
Green, | haven't any grudge against
him.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1904-07-28
Long Drawn Out.

Wife-"Did you notice how full of
his subject our pastor was this morn
ing?"
Husband-"Yes, and | also noticed
how slow he was In emptying him.
self of it,"
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1904-07-28
t4onina AGAINST Hope.

Your wife, said the physician,
will not be able to speak above a
whisper for a week or more"
Gladys If she doesn't love him why
does she encourage him?
Edith-Weil. she's hoping her father
will suspect she loves him and send
her on trip to Europe to overcome
her infatuation.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1904-07-28
Admiration.

The sweet girl had just concluded
her graduation essay.
What did. you think OF til" asked
her mother.
Fine, answered her father; mo
one would think that Maudie chewed
gum and slapped her little brother,
would they?"
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1904-07-28
Russians Generous church eIvers.

In no country in the world are PEG.
Pile so generous in their donations to
the church as in Russia. The weekly
offering never fails. 1t is contributed
by the Car. by every noble, every
officer and solder, and by every indi.
vidual, no matter Of what class, from
prince to moujik
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1904-07-28
Russian Soldiers Goodness.

A good story, though not strictly
Cossack, is told of the soldiers in &
redoubt at Gebastopol who were about
to partake of the usual soup from the
usual pan. A shell fell in their mids
but cool-headed Russian ran and
dropping it into the pail, cried: Wei
come, Mar,ah Ivanovba. and taste oul
SOUP
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1904-07-28
The Poor Little DOG.

"You had better have Hannah, the
cook, feed that lap dog of yours some
thing besides breakfast food and
cream" growled Mr.. Flatington to
his wife. Il found him on top OF the
dresser this morning gnawing up my
bone collar buttons.N-- Cleveland
Leader
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1904-07-28
Asked and Answered.

What is lover asked the sweet
girl who was looking for chance to
leap.
Love replied the old bachelor, lis
kind of insanity that makes a man
call 200pound female his little tur-
tie dove"
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1904-07-28
From Exnerience.

IF man tells the exact truth at
all times" said the philosopher, The
has done as much as ought to be ex-
pected of him."
My friend" answered the weather
forecaster. "he has done a great deal
more than ought to be expected of
him.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1904-07-28
Worse Ihan a Lecture.

Watts-Does your wife ever scold
when you have been out late at night?
Potts-O. no. she never says a
word! She gets up the next morn.
ing about o'clock and practices on
the piano. and | daren't say word.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1904-07-28
Libellnq the Clowns.

Cholly-She actually had the eff
frontery to call me clown
Miss Pepprey-Nonsense! Why,
nowadays clown must be a man of
intelligence to get place in any cir
Gus
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1904-07-28
"Hunch" Terror.

"Hunch" Terror.
I'm awfully worried about Charlie"
SAID young Mrs. Torkins, HE dreams
almost every night"
You are not so superstitious as to
attach any importance to dreams, are
your"
I'm not superstitious. But Charley
mas way Of dreaming of race horses
and the consequences are sometimes
quite serious
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1904-07-28
Not a Good Fit.

For goodness sake!" exclaimed the
boys mother, what are you complain
Ing about? You wanted regular sus-
pender pants and now you've got EN-
You amt satisfied"
But. nom" protested the boy. I'm
kinder 'fraid they're too tight under
the arms"
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1904-07-28
Not EAGLE Eyed.

Sharpe hear that the Baltimore
police wear goggles to cover their
eyes from the dust.
Wealton-H'mi That's not the only
city where the eyes of the police are
covered
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1904-07-28
This viii interest mothe,s.

Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Chill
dren, used by Mother Gray, a nurse in
Children's Home, New York, Cure Fever
ishness. Bad Stomach, Teething Disorders,
move and regulate the bowels and destroy
Worms. Sold by all Druggists, Csc. Sample
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1904-07-28

When Interments Were Permitted
The following curious rule appears
under paragraph 6s of the municipal
regulations governing burials at Giles
sen, Hesse: "Interments are only per
mitted after death has taken place
In all other cases a certificate signed
by the mayor is required"
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1904-07-28
Turning Away Wrath

You horrid thing exclaimed the
enraged wife. I'll throw my shoe at
you"
"oh, a little thing like that would
not hurt" ne replied kindly.
And then they made up.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1904-07-28
Do Your Feet Ache and Burn2

Shake into your shoes, Aliens Foot
Ease, powder for the feet, 1t makes
tight or New Shoes feel Easy. Cures
Swollen, Hot, Sweating Feet, Corns and
Bunions. At all Druggists and Shoe
Stores, 25c. Sample sent FREE Ad-
dress Allen S. Olmsted. Leroy. N. Y
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1904-07-28
Profit and Loss.

The Lady" Aren't you ashamed to
waste your time doing nothing?"
The Hobo-"Me toim amt worth
nothin'. lady, so when | amt dom
nothin' | amt wastin nothin'. Seer"
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1904-07-28
To Peep Throuah.

I wisht wuz president of the
lumber trust, said Jimmy, and de
baseball managers had to come ter
me fur de boards fer der fences"
Why asked Tommy
why, wouldn't sell dem bloom
in board dat didn't have knothoie
in it."