The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1904-03-24
MISSOURI NOTES

lights. lie a a small NkhA PLANT
OF his " In his %cellear.
Livingston county must he careful
or Il will be classed as cheap" The
c~hilileothe Tribune says Il eoat only
5000 70 carry The state FOR Reed.
News Is slow in penetrating the
wilds Of Ozark county. A native rode
into Jasper Tuesday and announced
that he had captured Mark Dunn.
A tramp who stole a shirt at lou.
isiana the other day was sent 10
jail for a month although Il was
shown at the trial that It was abso-
lutely necessary for him to make a
change In shirts-his old one having
worn out.
Henry county claims the prize alb
sent minded man. He went out TO
his barn 70 milk a COW Tuesday night
and, without thinking. drew his milk.
Ing stool NJ to the mule in the next
stall. Hts wife win do the milking
until he RECEIVERS.
A jefferson city barber died Sat
urday just after remarking how well
he felt He neglected 10 knock o n
wood.
The Brookfield Budget saws: "A
business man who sits back 10 growl
because he doesn't get the business he
should get will never get a. The way
70 get anything Is 10 root for Il. The
hog that squeais all the time and
doesn't ROOT any soon gets poor
Watch the man who adyertises and
see II he doesn't get the bulk Of ,nc
business"
George PITCHER OF Joplin suffered
the amputation Of his left arm a few
days ago. Several days later he com
planned that his left fingers were
cramped and hurt him He continued
to complain until q friend. at Pitchers
request exhumed the arm and put il
in = longer box. STRENGTHENING the
fingers out. Since then Pitcher says
he has had no imaginary pains such
as be declares he had before.
Announcement has been made that
State Senator John r. Morton Of Rich.
mond has secured the bundle and
parcel achecking privileges az the
Worlds fair. Senator Morton is max.
ing arrangements to check almost any.
thing but babies.
Jacob wlesmeg. who lives near Car
riagton. shaved Oft a beard when he
had worn for thlr,y.seven years Sat.
urday. When nc looked IN the mirror
next morning he thought he was his
younger brother. whom he hasn't seen
for twenty-five years.
Walter Williams. II this weeks Co
lumbla Herald. presents an able arga.
ment for Russia against Japan ~ the
present war. lie calls Japan The
spoiled child Of the Orient and says
the United States should not echo the
British shibhlleth against the siav
Mr. Williams says neither country Is
right and that they are fighting for
selfish aHo
Harrisonyille's popcorn man bought
a now gasoline popping machine tne
other day aud proudly started Il going
before a large crowd u interested
spectators NOW. gentlemen, he
said. "this Is the way she works =
Then he touched a match 10 the gaso.
line, Tho machine BEGAN 70 trembie;
then Il iurehed forward and turned
several mpflops in the air. landing on
the popcorn man. Il was finally sub
dued by the crowd and held until The
blaze In the burner was pdt out. Tbs
popcorn man Is COINS back 10 the old
fashioned hand shaking pepper.
They're movln' 20 Missouri.
ny thc dozen ev'ry day.
They're comm frum Ohio,
Illinois an Iowa
They're huyin' farms an stoppin'
And they're happy es can be;
They're movin' 10 Missouri.
! Cause ia Gods
conn
3 try
They're moyin C Missouri.
IN the wagon. on the train;
They've heard the wondrous gtprl
or her gardens Al her grain,
AL They're filled with a desire
For the best IN life, yOu sec,
u They're moyin' 10 Missouri
u Cause It's Gods
Coun.
Try.
The culture OF American genseng
getting 10 be Of considerable lmpo'
lance from a commercial standpoint
. Il Is unqueslionabiy the creates
q money maker known 10 the world &
y day. Il Ia becoming very popular a
~ an adjunct 10 the truck eariel
adi.a uith fast a little spare tim,