The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1904-04-14
THlSTLES

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sae- ia sea VI Papa win from ior
~ pokeS the way ] told yosi He-fa,
AID be said nan chat played such fool
game shosd sever marry bis daughter.
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b. spaw shout saierssy,f Exbert--
WY. he wAs ia Wal street for elk years
feli as, eplonel, saked the beginner In
roiislet, addressing the gray haired states.
~ AB 5 politician be honest, suppose
boF, replied the yeteren, but--sh ;
ta necessary.
ri tsye uoEhipg bot my heart TO give
VOC, ~ q 4 spiuis'er 10 lawyer who had
caSCludfd sui! for her. Well, said the
lswyef gsufiig, 10 to my clerk. He takes
The tees.
sunt jauc There's 10 rest for the
vi va, you know. Harry--Guess that
81. 20 The wicked gets half that's com.
iFg pim 10 this world, ard he gets the
rcs In 1ae next.
During The honeymoon, she said, you
caIlCd ne he star Of Your existence. And
you are stlli, he protested. But, she con-
tiIued, tepfoschfully, don't seem to be
drawing star salary.
sas- But II you say you can't bear the
girl Why ever did you proposes He
Wei, her people have always been swfully
good 10 me, and ia the only way could
return their hospitality.
His wife--why don't you 70 to the
doctor and had out what you ought TO
avoid: Dyspep i.-oh, know all that
nov ought to eat everything don't
like and avoid everything do.
Young Stoughton--why is 1t any
worse for me to drink than for youi Old
Sioughton-Because you had drinking
father, and so you are handicapped by her
edltary ter denotes as | Was not.
sxggs-Siy, that fellow Bilkins cali
cd me an old soak What would you advise
me to do about NJ Briggs-Nothing. Had
be called you a new coax you might have
brought suit for defamation Of character.
II sm going to give you back our en-
aAgement riog can never marry you
love another He--Glve me bis name and
address She-Do you want to kill him
HI No; want to try TO sell him the
ring.
You don't OIL ct to contributor drop
ping into poetry once Ia swhile, presume
said the visitor, With 40 81 ,ble smile. Ger
tainly not, sIr. 81 down, replied the ed.
tor, pushing the waste paper basket t.
ward him.
II caller stopped At the house Of John
Ducah Rice atd asked II he was at hon e.
DEED, an he's not, Can you tell me where
he T. could not when did you see him
lastf At hts funeral. Add who may you
be- I'm bis remains.
~ Tho trouble aint with the farm, sald
til Old man, II the farm didn't have to do
anything but support Itself 1t could be
made TO psy; bat /! don't seem to be sble
10 cars the burden q US lIvln on T., so ]
reckon we're to blame.
- uaaers,aud lha, ptima donna failed
b CIV her farewell concert beIsase she
b. eld Yes, answered the manager.
y she contract ~ Wei, 1t wasn't
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MIRA. Sewil "a Ga art store I'd tale
Ihl5 picture, tut some person has be,n
'cfisplag % II. Silesman--Bu., MADAM,
u 10 b. artists signature. MIS-. New
Il Vel, he's got his nerve. SIN
81 you couli scratch 1t out, couldn't
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DO, be baby talk vet asked friend
}, The family. NJ, replied the bsby's dit
lustfd llills brother. He doesn't have to.
Doesn't have to islkS No; all he has to DO
. 70 yeli I'D b. gets arvihirg there Ia IN
~ house iaat'a worth having.
Bhtby Il little Germantown boy Who
4 seeker sfter the wherefore Of thinss.
Inn days sltee be was questioning bis
sthgy a. % The nature Of q wespon. A
'savon, my aoe, explained his father, Ia
ome,hirg o ish. si,h. II ma your wesp-
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--NOrlt- You n'yer seem TO be imTa- :
lent when somebody recommends some-
tisg Tor year cold. wea,-0s, no; Jnt
lpest Il 70 somebody else for trial upon
imtelf, Iiit helps him, shall know
scre't some hing IN /; ifis doesn't, It can't 7
ave Any bad effect upon me, you know. r