The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-10-09

kh Y, what q todo about this ancient
IFk lineage affair. Some Df the AN
cient lineage" must have gotten
into the heads as wen as the bones o.
the writer's on the sacred subject. Aft
or all as Old Sport says. this matter
of calling on kings should depend en-
tirely OF how many kings one holds
and the strength of the hand in gen
eral Any man who would cali ON
kings while the other fellow held aces
would be a fool.
A magnificent addition to the New
house home is q portrait of Mr., New
houses mother. painted during the past
six months in Paris by a young Ameri-
can artist named Victor ID. Hecht. The
portrait is all in sombre colors, save
the head with it's pure white hair and.
the hands, which lie crossed in the
folds Of the dark gown. The eyes pos
sesS that wonderful power OF. looking,
and wherever the beholder goes it is
only TO meet the gentle gaze. The pic
ture is about six by four feet and IS
handsomely framed
Recently a happy father sent the fol-
lowing message TO eastern friends;
BOY. All We'll" The intelligent oper-
altered the message to read, Boys all
WELL For the past three weeks the
family on Brigham street have been
receiving duplicate presents and mes
sages of congratulation on the arrival
OF twins.
The kirkpatrick family-the portion
Of il still bearing the name-will leave
the first part of the week for the east.
I'll frf- - a The
two maidens TO the fair, and later they
will enjoy a season of grand opera IN
New York. The Knutsfprd will look
rather deserted.
The society reporter wanted to refer
to the fact that the mother Of a certain
popular youth would visit him at col
lege when she left during the week for
the east For the life of her the So
clety reporter could not remember
whether said boy was in Princeton or
Yale. and after seeking his father by
phone and finding him not, she called
the home whence the mother ana
daughter had departed. In her most
persuasive tones she said TO the YER
dant one at the other end Of the line:
Is this the maid at F-'s?" Receiv-
ing an affirmative reply. she SAID;
could you tell me whether young MI
F. is i'm Yale or Princeton "Oh,
no. he is not in Jail came the reply;
he is in college
Salt Lake viii soon be gladdened by
the presence of two brides, both Of
them favorites in "a social way. and
both of them well known TO friends
here-Mrs William A. McEnery and
Mrs Harry B. Windsor, formerly Mrs.
Henrietta Mclaughlin and Mrs. Lulu
4 Mayne. People might just as well
get used TO pronouncing the proper
names now and save themselves from
explanations.
II is an open secret that a certain
maiden prominent socially is in sad
dssrepute with the heads of her church
IA powerful one. TOO. At a recent
service she was openly reprOved from
the high places, and when. she contin-
Ued TO arrange the fulness of her ven
and take the EaiTpins out Of her hair,
the service was held awaiting more
seemly condition.
The newest development along the
line of entertainment is a real cooking
class. which viii begin operations to-
morrow. It's not to be one Of those
little chatting dish affairs, either. for
understand that the dads" who are
putting up for the expensive course
have stipulated that il shall consist OF
real true cooking like their mothers
used 10 make" There are some men
who are already beginning to realize
that there is a way to a mans heart.
There was a merry fair party last
Tuesday evening. which landed up .at
one of the popular clubs in town,
where there were a good many things
hopping. No announcements have been
made vet. but the repair bill on the
automobile which took them 10 and
from the exhibition is said to be start
ling.
-As a suggestion for the next trophy
90 be given TO the tennis champion.
wouldn't one OF those new coffee urns
vffh the glass top be boon? Think
of the pleasure OF helping 10 make the
coffee stationed in one corner with the
msisien selected for the principal role.
while the others were gathered around
big table watching the motorman at
tho cha6ue dish. The new coffee urn
is the most fascinating and absorbing
piece Of household furniture extaat,
and the girl who numbers one among
her entertaining features is fortunate.
1-lfo finely r,ulverized coffee IS placed
I'm the top. and as the steam comes
bilbbIina up through II dTips slowly
INTO the receiver below, giving just sur
ficient time for important questions
and answers oh, it's great.
DOHL BARET.