The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1904-05-17

BY One Who Knows How to Handle
Men as Well as Culinary
Utensils.


There's nothin' noicer than bein' able
to get up good dinner. fer good cookin'
is a grand shing and it won't hurt amy
body to know it, rich or poor, says Mrs.
O'GaIly, according to the Chicago daily
News.
There Is chew sorts O. cookin' in this
world-poor mans and rich mans Fer
the ruinin Of good ingregients don't
call coolSin at ahl, at ahl
To make spring lamb chop tin
der, new peetaties and green peas appe-
tizin'. and straberries fit to eat is what
the rich mans chef does. But there's
more folks concerned with maxim such
a tasty dish with hree-cents-a-p pound
neck q mutton and pint Of dried peas
there won't be scrap to warm up fer
breakfast, and it's far more perticIzler
job
Sirline steak niyer bought harse fer
O'Gally ner paid a dollar on our cottage
and chew lots; but it's pork an beans
that I'D make yer mouth water that has,
not to spake Of a way I have Of throw
In pancakes together that's sawea us
tons Of poundcake ard apple pole. Fer
I've niver seen the day I'd allow angel
cake In me house, let alone in me fam
ily's stomachs. extra good stomachs
though they be. too.
Min will be min, and byes byes, and
they win eat and must be let eat and
given plinty to eat. but they mustn't be
pampeyed. It's wrong to pampey em.
child er man.
Peryisions O'Galley will have. er he
gets oogly. AS dotter and wolfe,
know min in that way and how to handle
EN- Who better? It's me natural way,
bechuxst you and me. an aisy fer me
Feed 'em, man and bye. feed eml Err
they go ter the barrooms er, worse yet,
to the sody fountains.
My little bye Toby will come in Of an
evenin playin' he's starved to a shelly
tin an droppin' inty his livin choom-
and the bye is tired workin ahl day and
skylarkin' between whiies-but the way
he viii brighten oop at the sight Of pot
Of dumplins an gravy does me as much
good as goin to church. an more. /
ioost sit there watchin' him eat, froze
to me chair with happy feelin's, and be-
fore know il I'm Dlannin what I'll have
fer dinner tc-morry. and myi myr1'
that comfterble
Feed EN-, say. man and bye; feed
EN- but don't pampey EN-. don't spile
EN- with billed listers and ice cream. II
my little bye Toby gets chicken Of
Soonday he wants goose fer Moondah
and turkey the rist o. the week. and I'm
the very same oidentical may mesilf. and
SO is O'Gally, and there's no use in it.
Pull 'em shart, say; pull EN- with
a tinder pot roast. with a speck O. onion
and tomahtah atop oft Let the chick
ems live and lay eggs fer US. and bile up
the carn-beef and cabbage till It fairly
melts on yer tongue.
Look at the Dutch and Eyetalfans.
They amt pinin' fer portyhouse steak
and mushrooms. ner fer plum puddin'
with tawtaw sauce whativer that is.
They eat savin' and they eat sinsible,
and they eat hullsome. and they get
well off, livery man OF EN-. and do less
fussin' and have less ailin' and would
as soon think Of goin' up in a balloon as
runnin' a bill fer fancy groceries.
You don't need 'em-these fancy
groceries-if you knows how TO cook.
It's the cookin' does it. Nothin iise. and
ahl we need In this country is fer some
body to make cookin' fashionable, and
Il seems to me that's aisy done.