New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-04-07
CHORAL.

To sing wi;h h l:5 n mortal .t bliss
As when she let's me try I wis
To sing with her.
Il sets my thoughts awry. awhir.
And ell the notes seem much amiss,
I'm distracted choristeTl
stop the music with kiss.
Ny singing always ends with this
''Twosing'' with her.
Beauty always constitutes asset. but accord
ing to Judgment Just pronounced at Milan there
may even be property IN prospective good looks
Tie case singular in several respects. \
Slgnora Zafaronl had gone with her little girl
AGED three 70 a dairy farm for milk and
while there n cock flew at the child peclSlng her
in the left eye which had to be removed When
tho action for damages came on. the dairyman
pleaded in vain that tho mother had only herself
10 blame for letting the child about the
yard In Italy neither bird nor beast has
right to FIRST bite" A verdict was given for
$50 avoWedy on account Of tho prejudice likely
TO be one day sustained by the girl IN the mar
riage market from the disbursement to her face
why don't you try, TO drive that mule without
profanity? 1t wouldn't 90 any good: answered
ask Il start in at its time 0. life to learn whole
lot o. polite synonymes. -(Washlnston Star.
In tho process OF turning logs Of fir into pulp the
logs are placed in a strong chamber, where they
are subjected TO the action OF superheated steam.
When the water in tho cells Of the timber is
verted into explosive gas the chamber is thrown
open. and the logs instantly explode into wood
powder.
"Weil. OF course. don't know how the young
man will turn out! Marriage is a lottery
Yes. mamma, but n girl should hardly be OK
pected to let her mother select her tcket!(Fitts-
burg Dispatch.
Market quotations show that Belgian hares are
held at 81 % a pair. the price OF bracs Of the
choicest chickens for broilIng. few years ago
# claimed that these long-legged fellows were
so prolific that they would become in a short time
OF the principal articles OF food in this country
at prices which would prove TO be extremely bene-
fetal to people of moderate means while the skins
would be In urgent demand for manufactures of
various sorts. Something has evidently gone amiss
with the Belgian hare.
Exact.-Mrs. Knicker-was your gown a
Mrs Bocker-Lovely. Jacks bank account shows
Just 70 cents left.-(Smart Set
few devotees of the whimsical and the eccen-
trio are talking OF breaking and training zebras
family peasure-drivlng in Hyde Park. London.
Friends Of the zebras say they easily be made
docile and tractable in drawing smart CONS, and
will afford a refreshing novelty of contrasts among
the horses and the automobiles. Quaggas are also
well thought OF. Its a great pity that giraffes
now so rare and hard 70 get. How agreeable a
spectacle a four-in-hand team of spotted sky
scrapers, imported from Africa, would AFFORD in
Rotten RowI Two enormous ostriches. wearing
superb plumes of their own. would also doubtless
crafty the spectators II hitched to a big park
phaeton.
The Fiancse-Oh! have such lovely Easter hat
Shall ] show e to you?
The Fiance-I wish you would and-er--now that
are engaged. think Il would DO only fair to
let mo see tho hil.-&Brookiyn Liza