New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-04-30
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Are you looking for something on earth tnat is
As, be stars IN the wastes Of the sky's hue
They'll wink at you slyly and their own way
And leave you TO guess what I'm here telling you.
Cest Ia memo @Csine Sing Star Of Hope.
9Th. lola G1an) Register tells OF a little girl
with the measles Her dog in great distress
because he could not go TO her. and one day he was
admitted to the bed chamber. Putting his forefeet
ON the bed he madly wagged his tail and beamed
rlndness from every feature Looking at him a
moment the little girl said. angrily: 'Oh, you
needn't grin: your turn will come next
r-,r than n TJa1o-"Reing continually held UP
rs a horrible example is about as monotonous as
the music Of an automatic piano SAYS a Marsna 1 Il
system than irving TO balance halo on the back
Of your head "-(kansas city journal
on a recent Sunday morning. while services were
going on Jack Conant. six years old. saw tiny
flame issuing from the roof Of the Methodist Epis-
conaI Church at Osceola. Kan. He ran to the
church to give the alarm. When he entered the
preacher was praying. BEING too reverent TO in
terrupt prayer. the little man stepped outside the
door and waited until he heard the minister say
Amen" Then he in and yelled Fire" Tho
Npra deliberate
as little Jack" They eaped from their knees, for
getting all about the solemnity OF the occasion. and
ran for their lives. BY hard work the church was
saved but II the parsons prayer had been little
longer the building would have burned to tho
ground.
Tradition Goes wrong.-"Yes." said the friends OF
the FAMILY they were married in haste"
repented at leisure eh?' queried the other
'.Oh no. was the reply: they repented in haste.
aso''-(Chicago News.
A Partisan who has been much annoyed by duns
has connected his bell handle with powerful cleo
It'll battery and switches on the current at psy-
Geological moments So far the police have de-
clined to interfere.
IovahIe Character.-Sngleton-F did you
come to fan in love with your wifef
ward discovered that she possessed twice as much
as she claimed TO have.-Puck
"One of our readers" says an English newspaper
sends us n curious instance of physical agility
which he culled from serial story. The passage
runs as follows: The stranger grunted. and
noticed that he smiled family, for the first time.
but lust at that moment he turned. and. catching
sight Of my back through the half opened door.
started slightly
An Imputation.-"Both my grandparents" said
Bragg were noted for their courtly manners and
sterling rectitude. They were really remarkable
gentlemen" -,
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