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The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-11-11
What Mamma said.

Il. What Mamma Said. # & i5
Mother What reason have you for
not wanting to marry Mr. oldboy, the
capitalist?
Daughter don't love him.
Mother Pshaw! that isn't 9 reason:
IT'S the rankest kind Of rank non.
sense. 81 aN
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-11-11
eIanke Coffee Wins EVERYTHING.

St. Louis, Nov. 8.-World's Fair
gives: c. F. Blanke Tea & Coffee Co.
aigtest award, grand prize and gold
medal, on coffee, also five additional
highest awards on Grant Cabin Tea,
Quaker Ceylon Tea. China Tea. Shid-
zuokaken Japan and Formosan Teas,
making greatest number grand prizes
ever awarded one firm.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-11-11

Looking Ahead 2 Long Way.
IL, What are you crying for. my boy"
II amt got nobody to play wild.
5 ..But where are your boy friends7"
aDeyf are all at de reform farm. &;
sOh! Well, don't cry. You'll see
them soon." 5;sS s;55
An 90 long! De Judge said i
wouldn't be Old enough TO 80 dere for,
two years
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-11-11
Boxed,

Boxed.
They were returning from the husk.
ing bee.
"And were there any red ears?"
asked the friend.
ooh, yes" responded the girl in the
bingham dress. II had two when pa
caught that city fellow kissing me-"
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-11-11
Real Suhere.rrsl,..

Real Sufferers.
Rodrick-They say automobiles are
terrible on the nervous system.
Van Albert believe it.
RodrickBut you have no automo-
bile.
Van AlbertNo. but cross the
street occasionally. 81 NJ
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-11-11
Object to Matrlmony.

Look here" said the sour-faced
lady who had answered the person
81, your ad. is fake; it distinctly
stated object matrimony.'"
q. "Well-er-um-you see." faltered
the man nervously, there was some
mistake The. printer omitted q word.
The ad. should have read. object TO"
natrimony.' - Town Topics.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-11-11
Modern Maid In 1 ouandarv,

Modern Maid In ouandary.
Modern maid-I wish some advice.
Old ady-Certainly. dear. What
is it? ;i-
Modern maid-Shall l marry a man
whose tastes are the opposite Of mine
and quarrel with him or shall marry
man whose tastes are the same as
mine and get tired of him?-New
York Weekly.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-11-11
Or. J. n. RiNDLAUe (speciaIist),
Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat.
Fargo, N. ..
Had Heard Of II.

Biff-Did you ever have talking
machine?
Bang-Well, should say so. mar
ried one.-Detroit Free Press.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-11-11

Shelf give you one kiss will you
be satisfied?
He-Yes, ii we start now, SO we
can get back home before night.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-11-11
A Model. Husband,

Wife, need a little more money.
Husband-It is only two days since
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-11-11
The Change Benefited Him.

The Change Benefited Him.
eyes," said Slyman, 'I've been away
Tor week, down at Swell Beach,"
."'Ah! I suppose you got little
change for the better there"
you bet. My hotel bill amounted
to $31.50, and paid for it with 9
counterfeit $50 note"
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-11-11
Apprehension.

Little Edith-Oh, ma, when grow
up will look like Pittsburg
Telegraph.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-11-11
QUICK REsEGrs...

"a W u. Hill. 81 Con-;
q cord. n. G.. Iusticeof
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-11-11
Something Wrong.

"Now, Henry" she began. with set
jaw, II must have $50 to-day"
"All right" replied her husband,
there it is"
Gracious. Henry" she exclaimed,
suddenly paling. What's the mat.
ter? Are you sick?"
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-12-10
N9sssss
Tips on Which People Play Races.
nnrnnnIl

a LIGHTED match caralosdy thrown
into q bush Of frzo ON EPSON downs
some ycars ago put 1900 pounds into
the pockets of three men Who were
standing % little distance away from
the bush discussing the probable vim
ner Of the Derby which they had come
up from Sheffield 10 Witness. The
match set the furac ON fire. causing as
one Of the three sportsmen remarked,
"a regular blaze" Hardly were tho
words out Of hts moutb than Il struck
him as colncodent chat ST. BloIzc WAS
the name Of one Of the candidates for
the blue ribbon.
lIo half jokIngly suggested putting
some money on the horse, and his two
frienlhiumpod at the idea, perhaps all
INC 'nou readily because they were SUI
perstltlUns even for sporimeu The
face that S. Blaize was rank Outsld-
err and stood at 30 70 ! against did not
deter them, which was lucky for ST.
Blgise got home first thus winning ioi
one Of The plungerH, who put ON 30
pounds with perhaps "a doubt q cool
1000 pounds. and 600 pounds each for
his two friends. Nor were these three
men the only persons who accepted the
singular tip, ag many OF the bO0kmak-
ers learned 10 their cost.
Memory gave William Redmond. NJ.
r., q splendid tip one day year on
Ia. o.. Il Il
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-12-10

has lessened their standing or ability as
siudents3'
This question was proposed 10 DR.,
Kingsbury by the News yesterday.
lie said IN answer TO Il:
In our athletes would mean that they
In our athletics WOuldmean that they
are tainted with Professionalism which
Is The great foe Of college athletics
Bur the men are all me students
Some of them excel In scholarship as
brilliantly as they do on the football
field. Take Carlson for iustance-he Is
as well known IN the field Of debating
as he Is In athletics. He Is specaliz-
ing IN the arts course, and his reports
from all departments indicate that he Is
an A 1 student
Then take the case Of Capt, Jimmy
Wade. Last year he carried % hours
OF difficult work. and got through them
with credit to himself, and to his
classes. As Is Is a large average for
hours taken, YOU VIII understand that
Wade's work Is really exceptional. Ia
his work Russell, too, has record
above the average, His marks are gem
orally among the highest given, and
he is rated as one OF our best students.
Peterson Is carrying a good stih course
An engineering, and getting along IN 10
In a way that proves him no suggard.
Barton, too, deserves mention as a ca
pable student He is here az the Uni
versity with his family, and is here pri-
marlly TO study and not 20 play foot
BAN. Brown. Benuion, Scranton, the
men are an here with a serious purpose
and acquiring excellent records IN
scholarship
How about the records Of Hope, Rob
bins, and Freshman was asked, fear
INK that the president was Keeping HIS
black sheen under the cover OF failure
TO mention,
"Well. / didn't mention them merely
because | don't happen to be familiar
with their records Some OF them are
new men who have not been here long
enough TO strike their pace as yet, Rob-
bins is trying his best TO make good
record. and | know that no complaint
has been made against the other TWO,
or I should have heard IT,
II might add 10 this In addition. that
tho faculty of the University VIII not
tolerate the bringing here OF men who
merely come to play football, and not
10 study our team must be composed
of men who represent the Unlyersity's
work. and who are here frst 20 study,
and second 10 develop good athletic
form and spirit feel certain that the
oulrk. keen lntellects OF the men CONE
hosting the team this year have enabled
thom TO do better work on The gridiron,
az we'll as I'm the classroom
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-12-10

!he League There Is strong ,,,,.,,...
that ogden and Helena win gh,ooV,aaolIIty
ea N the Organization. MY 'ne'ld'
"Gll nave protection from tbe league
u9n OF Minor Baseball laag ,1 A'socia'
IL IS to be hoped that Oedcr .,,
~ next years Organization "iu be
IN the Junction city would team
greater interest here than eve. aI ~ !, =
II is said that Ogden Win lS M, oe,ote
10 the services OF "Falber@' ,elam
dimlln, but We have an ldea th. sIShS
VIII De IN salt Lake next seaso ,a' ulm
Honest John" McCloskec 'O u,,
all probability be with BoISe ,t%m "a
sons champions, now thai /, I i, sea
tlcally assured that Boise wli p'ac'
IN the race. viii Os 10
there " o rumor that Ducdsi. ,,
hahdle me Spokane team. altbonms,
there has been considerable talt wy 90
COINS to the Pacific Coast peo cam VI aln
j. ia believed that good stro gpv
VIII be placed In Butte ana I h 'yam'
should the latter be given a b1r ts,''''
There viii In all probabIli gy'@'
meeting OF the Pacific Natlopei " a
the latter part OF this month S NV
these and other matters OF lm MN, mnel
will be attended to. ''''O''a'''
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-12-10

him for the unpleasant Incident which
had bestrrcd his memory lie was
jpst leaving the house of commons, az
tor being suspended" ne had issued
from The house by that particular exit
after being suspended he had o.
Donovan Rosa for % companion in hts
departure and suspension And II also
occurred TO him That next day az
GoodWood horse named ODonoyan
Rosa was to race for the Stewards
cur
Mr.. Redmond Is not a particular SUI
pcrstItious man, on he might have
plunged with advantage but takng ln.
10 consideration that the horse was u
90 20 chance ne cautiously laid q sim
gio sovereign ON O'DOnuOyan ll0ssp. lie
was probably as much surprised as
pleased when he heard the next day
that his memory had given him the
straight tip"
A Mr. Fort who died recently leay-
Ing 70 handsome fortune of more than
10000 pounds turned the corner Of his
career 10y acting upon am idea suggested
10 his mind by a singular coincidence.
At the time ho was the manager Of a
small Lambeth public house, and de-.
spite his environment, he had never
been led into betting one day, how
cv,G while serving IN his bar he heard
bis customers discussing the forthcom-
Ing Derby, and was gradually drawn in
10 the conversation. during which he
learned that one fthc horses entered
tor the race bore the same name as
himself-Frederlck, his Christian name.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-12-10
NEW BASEBALL RULES
Few suggestions ~ Increase Rattinl
Averages nj pitchers Expense,

A pe,y suggestions ~ Increase Rafting
Averages nj pitchers Expense.
Here are n few suggestions with ref
erence To baseball rules which may be
adopted 10 Increase batting averages
at tho expense OF the pitcher, and also
abolish the spit bail:
Allow strikes only between the MP
Allow he batter to call Tor high
or low ball.
Repeal the foul strike rule either in
whole or part.
Prohibit the use OF the "spitbalr' by
pitchers.
Allow a base ON three balls instead Of
four,
Increase the number OF strikes to
four
Prohibit the pitcher from using curve
balls
Increase the distance Of the pitcher
from the plate
Increase the fielding area Of the OUT
delders by DETECTING the foul lines,
when they pass FIRST and third.
Allow men left on base at the end OF
an inning 10 return 10 them In the next.
Increase the liyellneSs OF the BAH
used,
Handicap the pitcher as regards pre-
llminary motions.
Abolish tho use OF gloves for inded-
ers
The above would certainly put most
pitchers out OF business
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-12-10

Shepard. secretary aud treasurer Lind
say r. Rogers ana W. r. Ia Vellle win
be- the shining lights on the board Of
directors.
The manager OF the club win be
Charley Reilly, the clever third base
man and erstwhile genial manager OF
the Spokane Indians Reilly win no
longer be called Big Chief Standing
Elk.
In assuming the management OF the
local team Reilly will be given full ana
complete control over the team lie
may hire and suspend or release whom
he pleases and when he pleases. That
Reilly will put IN a winning team there
can be no doubt lie Is Keeping his
eyes wide open for the best available
material
For some time there has been con-
siderable speculation as % the forma.
tion Of the Pacific National league next
year but one thing Is practically 40.
sured, and that is that Salt Lake,
Boise, Butte and Spokane win be in
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-12-10
BASEBALL HERE NEXT SEASON.
lnnnn ulnnnnrty lnnnnrnr. nnnnryul

It is evident that the directors Of the
salt Lake baseball club have taken
the advice given IN these columns from
time to time to make an early start IN
preparing for next seasons pennant
race. From the present outlook, II IS
safe to predict that during the season
OF 1905, Salt Lake win have the best
team this city has ever boosted Of In
the history Of league baseball
The managers Of the local club have
been working for some time to insure
the formation Of a winning team, and
their plans are already pretty well
formed
There was meeting Of some Of tho
stockholders recently and officers were
elected for next season. The present In.
dicatlons are that the officers Will be as
follows Joseph Geoghegan president,
\. c.. Ellis, Jr., ice president II, o.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-12-10
Coughing Spell Caused DAT.

Harry Duokwoll, aged q
checked 10 death early yesterday n6 gglri
At hls home IN the presence of b ii,'u ..i,g
and child. lie contracted sighs VIZ
a rev days ago and paid but iltte ~
lenuon 70 H. Yesterday morning M v a'
siezed win III OF coughing which eos
a physician but before ne coma ~. lof
another coughing spell came a"ll',
Duckwell died from ginocatlon "a all
Glohe-Democrat Dec /. 1901" RssiiLsyy sls
HOrehound Syrup would have says5 W.
2jc, jOc and 500. Sold by u. c, N i'I
Drug Dept ~
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-12-10

This ticltod his fancy and Interested
him 20 much that he watched the pa-
por1 TO- ae how his namesake rose and
tcll IN the betting, But he never for q
moment dreamed OF backing II until the
day before the race was Ia be run. when
be learned that the horse was TO BE-
riden by q veteran Jockey whose sur
name was the same as his own--Fort
liz at once declared his intention OF
laying 10 pounds on the animal In vain
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-12-10
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his friends argued that Frederick stood
at 80 20 l. that Fort was Ga years old.
tnnd that there could not be chance
Of the horse winning. lie stoutly re-.
piled that for q horse TO bear his
Christian nafo and be hidden by
Jockey having HIS surname was too
much for him Back II he did, not
with 10 pounds. bat with 20 pounds,
and he cleared 500 pounds over II, from
which he built a substantial fortune
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-12-10
Condition Of Poor Scholarship
Would Mean Taint of Pro-
lesSiOnalism
so SAYS PRIEST. KINGSBURY.
He Dcsignatcs Ghdiron Heroes as
athletic Students and Not Stu.
dent Athletes

"AtIothetIo student are not students
athletes" This Is the way Dr. j. T.
Kingsbury president Of the University
Of Utah deslgnates the men Of his fot-
bah team
"Now that the football season is en-
tlrely over your atheletic stars ate
back at the grind of study and test and
examinations how do you find they
take the dizziness of daily routine? and
do you feel that their fotbal exercise
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-12-10
BATTLING NELSON'S RECORD.
PlRATlNe FoLEYs HONEY AND
TAR

Foley & Co., Chicago. originated Honey
and Tar as a throat and lung remedy. ana
on account " the great merit and popu-
larity OF Foley's Honey and Tar many
Ask for Foleys Honey and Tar and re-.
fuse any substitute offered as no Othos
preparation win give the same satlsfac.
ton II Is mildly laxative II contains
no opiates and Is safest for children and
delicate persons. r. ]. Hin Drug co.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1904-04-27
ANTHRACITE OUTPUT
Year 1903 Stands Out as High
Water Mark.
TONNAGE WAS GREATEST
Led Form er Records by
100000 Tons.

washington. April 26-The year 100;
stands as the high-water mark of pros
perity in the anthracite coal trade. as the
tonnage for that year exceeded by more
than six million tons that of any previ-
Gus year. and the demand for coal was
so good as TO make it possible to dispose
of the product az prices which brought
fair return TO all concerned in the in
dustry. Some significant features in con-
nection with the production Of Pennsyl-
vania anthracite during 1903 have been
collected by Mr.. William w. Ruley. spe-
cial agent of the United States Geological
Survey, and will be included in Mr.. f.
w. Parker's report on the Production
of Coal in 1903 which is regular fea-
ture of the Surveys annual volume on
the Mineral Resources of the United
States.
AT the commencement of 1905 there was
practically no anthracite in stock. as the
amount which had been mined after the
strike of 1902 had gone directly into con-
sumption All that could be mined during
the first three months of 1903 was in i'm
mediate demand.
With the opening of navifiation and a
reduction in price on April l. dealers at
all points endeavored to lay in an ample
supply of coal to meet their fall and
winter requirements. This made brisk
demand for the product during the spring
and summer months, with the rusltant
accumulation of stocks in dealers hands.
The early arrival of cold weather, how
ever and the prolonged severity of the
winter created an unusually brisk demand
for coal.
The anthracite fields comprise an area
of somewhat over $50 square miles, and
are located in the eastern-middie part of
the state in the counties of Carbon, Co
lumbia I.ackawanna, Luzerne. North
cumberland Schuylkill and Susquehanna.
They are classed under three general di-
visions, namely, the Wyoming. Lehigh
and Schuylkill regions. Geologically they
are divided into fields or basins, which
are again su-divided into districts
The Bernice field, in Sullivan county.
is not included in any of these regions.
The classification of the product of this
field is a matter of come contention. The
fracture of the coal and some Of its char
acteristics are more like those of some
strict anthracite but on account of its
high percentage of moisture it is classed
as anthracite by the Second Pennsylvania
Geological Survey, and the product is so
included in this report.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1904-04-27
STRIKE ON WABASH
One Thousand Union Car Men
Have Quit Work.
FIGHT TO A FINISH
Painters in St. Louis Demand
Double Time.

Kansas City, April 2e.-W. L. Detwiler
grand secretary and treasurer Of the
Brotherhood Of Railway Carmen of Amer
lea. asserted today that Loo union carmen
on the Wabash railway have gone out at
different points along the line in response
TO the order to stike issued yesterday. Mr..
Detwiler said today:
We are opposed TO strikes except as a
last resort. Now that the strike has been
ordered we viii fight it out TO finish -
ten per cent increase in wages and
recognition of the union is demanded.
Decatur. H.. April 26.-The Wabash
railroad shops here were today ordered
closed by President Ramsey. The order
is supposed to be on account of the strike
ordered yesterday by the carmen's broth
erhood
st. Louis, April 26.-Because a demand
for double time made by % painters was
refused 500 painters and bur:ap hangers
employed on the pike al the worlds fair
today inaugurated a sympathetic strike.
The completion of several concessions is
greatly hampered.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1904-04-27

before applying to the courts. The opin-
ion was by Justice Holmes.
Justice rendered dissenting opinion
in which he characterized the proceedings
of the inspectors as star-chamber pro-
cess, and said that Chinaman claiming
to be a citizen of the United States is en-
titled TO as much protection as an Anglo
Saxon who makes that claim. Justice
Brewer said he did not consider it strange
that China had denounced the treaty and
said that with the growing importance Of
China that county could be counted upon
TO show increasing resentment against
this country. Hoving sown the wind. he
predicted that the United States would
reap the whirlwind. Justice Peckham
concurred in the dissenting opinion.
The Chinese involved sought to enter
the country at Malone, New York.
The effect of the decision is to sustain
the action of the inspectors.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1904-04-27
MOTION is DENIED.
Meyer Must Remain Prisoner in the
Suli Pen

Denver, April 2e.-The state supreme
court this afternoon denied the motion
for the release of Charles H. Meyer, pres
ident of the Western Federation of Min
ers. on bail pending a decision in the
habeas corpus proceedings in his behalf.
The hearing of the merits of the case
was set for May s. Meantime Meyer will
be held as prisoner in the military
bull-pen at Telluride.
Telluride. Colo, April 25.-The press
censorship which was established here
when Governor Peabody proclaimed mar
tial law in San Miguel county. was re-
moved today. General NJ. Bell left for
Denver and Captain/Bulkley Wells is in
command of this military district.
The opinion on the question Of admit
ting Meyer to bail was delivered by JUS
tice Steele. 1t is in part as follows:
In the case at bar the respondent, Cen
eral Bell, declares that he detains the
petitioner as a military necessity and
that he has been commanded by the gov
ernor not to surrender the petitioner
either upon writ of habeas corpus or
otherwise. The question, then as pre-
scented by the return is: Can the governor
under the constitution and under the
conditions shown to exist-declare mar
tial law and. as incident thereto, suspend
the writ of habeas corpus? If the con-
stitution authorizes the governor so to do,
then we have no further jurisdiction. If
the power to declare martial law and to
suspend the privileges of the writ of
habeas corpus is confirmed by the con-
stitution to the legislature, the governor
is without authority to detain the petit
TONER and we have jurisdiction to dis
charge him.
If the liberty of the petitioner alone
were involved, we should probably re-
solve the doubt in his favor, admit him
to bail and determine the question of
jurisdiction afterward; but the head of
the executive department of the state has
stated in the return to the writ that in
his solemn judgment peace and tran
guilty cannot be speedily restored to the
county Of San Miguel unless the petit
TONER remains in the custody of the mil
itary authorities. Therefore. the matter
involved affects not only the liberty of
the petitioner. but the peace of the peo-
pie of San Miguel and incidentally the
tranquility of the people of the entire
state.
To admit the petitioner to bail before /
we have determined the main question /
would, il seems to us. he invading the
legitimate province of the executive de- !
partment: and that we are restrained I
from doing by the fundamental law"
The supreme court also granted the !
application of Adjutant General Bell and /
Captain Buckley Wells for writ of !
supersedeas to stay the execution of the /
judgment Of District Judge Theron Stew /
ems Of Ouray. declaring Bells and Wells 1
in contempt of court and filming them each /
500 for failing to produce the person of /
Meyer in court in answer to the writ OF /
habeas corpus issued by Judge Stevens. /