Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1904-12-31

uperior Judge.
est signs of this Is to be found in the
plans of the large land agencies, which
are preparing to grasp the opportunity
and direct the newcomers to suitable
homes.
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There are only 70 privates in the
army Of Panama, which causes the
New York Tribune to scoff mt ,hc idea
that there may he any serious inter.
ference with work OH the hnterOceanic
canal. Let us not be foollshly over
confident. Who knows how many Off.
GERS there are In the army of Pan
ANA?
The barefoot boy VINO said "There
amt going to he no core" appears to
have been u true prophet, Judging
from from the reports OF discoveries
made by the expert fruit growers who
are producing coreless apples.
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Experiments carried on Mt the Call.
fornia Medical College show that the
healthy human stomach is electrical
in its action. Perhaps the time Is COM
ing when people may throw away
their pills and simply put In new bat.
teries.
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The 1gorrotes ut the st. Louis expo.
sition proved to be one of the best pay
ing of the attractions, the admission
fees amounting to more than $2OO,OOO.
The margin of profit must have been
large. 1t cost next to nothing to feed
and clOthe them.
AaeSM
The Porte promised II few days ago
to quit preventing the circulation OF
Bibles IN Turkish possessions. The
promise has already been broken. But
this IL not surprising. 1t merely shows
that the Porte continues to have the
same old idea of promise.
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The birth rate In Germany Is falling
Off. Let the Kaiser offer the same
encouragement to parents Of twins
and trlplets that President Roosevelt
has and see how quickly all this will
change.
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A Chicago man has sued for an In.
junction to restrain his wife from talk.
ing. Some people IRE inclined to place
altogether too much faith In the posi-.
Utilities Of government by injunction.
Thomas =. Wood, Chicago carpen-
ter, has asked the courts for an In
junction restraining his wife from
talking. Does he want the woman to
burst?
Counting his retired pay and his sal.
ary us adjutant general Of Massachu.
sets. General Miles will receive more
than $4,000 year. Verify, peace
hath its cOmpensations no less re-
nOwned than war.
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The Ohio farmer who hid his saw.
ings In an old stocking instead OF de-
posting them with banker friend
of Mrs. Chadwick Is now having his
laugh.
| A Japanese young man has beer
advertising In the Washington papers
| q, II 1., ll ,yai
one, without much trouble, by going
home.
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Theman who can draw checks and
have them hOnored can always dra "
Il circle of friends who will partake OF
his hospitality and tell him what a
jolly good fellow he is.
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Now comes Chicago doctor with o
discovery which he believes will give
him millions and place in the Hal
of Fame. The dope he has cOncOctet
is to be spread on the lips as a slayer
OF germs that are supposed to bt
transferred during the act of kissing
He doesn't say whether the stun Is t.
be applied before or after. and Il
doesn't make any difference. An insti
tuition that seems to have become pop
ular at about the time of creation
does not need any patent appliances OF
scientific study. It was as good II
the beginning as 1t is now, and givel
no indication Of becoming either un
fashionable or undesirable. But thi,
Ia not matter for logic. kissing is q
custom. a pleasure. a habit. 1t is 4
barometer of human affections. Find
a man or woman who does not believ,
In kissing and you will ind human
being with heart enclosed in a shell
As balm for wounded heart. 40 al
accompaniment Of lovers sighs an<