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The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-07-15
CHAPTER 1i4O.

AN ACT TO Validate the Acts OF Frank
Craig az q Notary Public.
(Passed Feb. II. l90iD
II is enacted by the General Assembly as
follows:
Section /. All acts. matters, and things
done or performed by Frank Craig. OF
Providence. as n notary public IN the
state Of Rhode Island, appointed by the
governor I'm June A. ID. 1903 and duly
commissioned ana engaged but failed 10
fle the certificate required by law, are
hereby declared valid and efectual Ia all
respects as II the said Frank Craig had
taken the engagement and filed the Ger
tincate prescribed by the laws Of the state
before entering upon the duties Of said
of1ice. provided the same shall not affect
any pending legislation
Sec. 2. This act shall take effect from
and after It's passage.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-07-15

THE United States has about
thirty war vessels in the course OF
construction, OF these thirteen are
battleships.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-07-15

In the good shoe city of Brockton
they will tell you that "union and
liberty" are not "one and insepara-
BILE"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-07-15

JUDGE PARKER's telegram to the
St. Louis convention is in the line OF
"ra,her being right than being
president"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-07-15

ScIfOent or set
Ting indicSes ar
unheslssv condi-
iion Of the kid
neys; II 1t stains
your linen g. IS
evidence Of kid
ncy trouble toe
frequent desire 10
pass It or pain IN
The back Is also
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-07-15
CHAPTER 1liS

For the Fiscal Year Ending on the 3lst
Day of December 1904
Passed March Is. l9Oi)
II Is enacted 10y the General Assembly as
follows:
Section l. The following sums or SO
much thereof ms mny hc authorized hy
law arc hereby appropriated to the OBJ
IeCts hereinafter expressed. for the fiscal
year ending ON the 3lst day W December
1904. 10 bc paid out of the several appro-
priations herein mentioned: and the state
auditor ls hereby authorized To draw his
orders for such portion thereof as may
he required from time to time upon the
receipt by him of properly authenticated
Vouchers
SALARIES.
To the governor. three thousand dol
lars.
TO tho licutcnant-govcrnor five hundred
dollars
To tho secretary of state. thirty five
hundred dollars.
To the encouragement. forty-hve hun
dred dollars.
To the general treasurer. twenty-five
hundred dollars.
To the chief Justice and To the ex chief
Justices " the supreme court. nfty-nVc
hundred dollars each; tO the associate ius-
tlces and TO the eN-associate Justices
thereof. five thousand dollars each
TO the state auditor fifteen hundred
lollars
TO the Insurance commissioner. one
thousand dollars
To the commissioner OF public schools
three thousand dollars.
To the assistant attornCy-gcneral. two
thousand fvc hundred dollars
To the reporter ol the decisions ~ tho
supreme court twelve hundred dollars
To the commissioners of shell fisheries.
three hundred dollars each. fifteen hun
dred dollars
To the railroad commissioner. two thou-
sand Ave hundred dollars
To the deputy railroad commissioner.
five Hundred dollars
To the state sealcr ~ weights. measures.
and balances. ave hundred dollars
To the librarian Of the law library,
twelve hundred dollars.
To the clerk Of the secretary Of state
two thousand dollars
40 the cierKs ut the state auditor three
thousand three hundred and 1fty dollars
To tho clerk of the commissioners oi
public schools. seven hundred and hiv
dollars.
80 the clerk of the general treasurer
| hfteen hUndred dollars
To the sheriff 81 the county Of pruvi-
dence. five thousand dollars.
To the sheriff Of the county ~ Newport
| six hundred dollars
To the shcriNs ~ the counties ~ Bris.
tol. Kent and Washington. four hundred
dollars each
To the cricr of tho courts in Providence
county. seven hundred dollars
To the clerk of the appellate division oi
/ ~" aur.snr "u'rt rountt ~ p~eriF.pCe
! ~ -niA -fVs hundred ,nllArt
y" The assirtaut clerk % thf appellate
! ii'isi"i - fhc suur refine r,Irt county a
/ Ppfidrnrs eiehtfeu hundred f"llars
n" tie additional assistant ,letk of th-
appellate diNlsiou " th, supreme court.
! county OF providence, one thousand Sol.
lsrs
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-07-15

FAIRBANKS is called a cold candi-
date, but Parker may be colder when
the votes are counted.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-07-15

STANLEY, the. explorer who
helped much to light "darkest
Africa left a fortune Of $775,ooo.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-07-15

In these days political kilograms
are carrying more weight than letters
of acceptance.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-07-15

THE man who can't say good
word for the town he lives in should
emigrate to Alaska.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-07-15

JUDGE PARKER will now open his
mouth and have something to say.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-07-15

Hon. THEODORE ROOSEVELT can
not 60 after the presidency on horse
back, he has got to run himself
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-07-15

THE baby asked for milk and they
gave him rock.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-07-15

THERE is plenty of gas in politics,
even though Addicks has not as yet
succeeded in breaking into the
United States senate,
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-07-15

PoRT ARTHUR seems to be "be-
twixt the devil and the deep blue
sea-"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-07-15

GROVER CLEVELAND was not
called away from his fishing after all.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-07-15

THE Irish Republican ought to be
able to "stand pat"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-07-15

The lid will soon be lifted from
the political pot.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-07-15

IT can be truly said of President
Roosevelt that "he is his own boss. !"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-07-15
Thousands Have Kidney Trouble
and DON'T Know Il.
now To Tiud ont.

Fill bottle or common glass with your
water and ls; Il stand weniy-tour hours, a
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-07-15

convincing proof mat the kidneys and blad-
der are out Of order.
WHIST TO DO.
There k comfort In N. tRewledge 50
often expressed. that Or. EIlnets Swamp
Root the great kidney r,t.edy fulflis every
wish in curing rheumatism. pain in n.
back, kidneys. liver. baS,-f and every rar,
Of the urinary passage. II eorce,s inability
10 hold water and scsldng rais in passing
H. or bad effects following use Of LIQUOR,
wine or beer, and overcomes that unpleasani
necessity Of being compelled to 60 often
during the day. and 10 &c, up many times
during the night. The mild and the extra.
ordinary effect Of Swamp-Root Is soon
realiNG. Il stands the hiehes, for rs wen.
derful cures Of the mos, distressing cases.
hyou need a medicine you should hay. Ne
best. Sold by druggists In SOC. and 81. sizes.
You may have sample bottle of hi,
woaesf.. lis-- -rv
AMI Dol. -.. ellis gsTTT--ssft AsS
NOR. sesu.r. o''a --e' fjsss: iE.%s.
st.olu'sl i-.. -sn cta.4S X"
Aacf-ss e. NAmy h bcss %, s-.po-s,c,
c.. onghamion. ~ Y. When writing men
ton reading this generous offer in this paper.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-07-15

af-sNi.-'r Il Nttsst. 6 ICYf - t~s NO tfot
c.. oinghamion. A. Y. When writing men
ton reading this generous offer in this paper.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-07-15
Whist to DO,

convincing proof iha, the kidneys and blad
der are out Of crder
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-12-29
NEW MExICO'S LOST RIVER
Stream Three Hundred Miles in
Length Swallowed Up in the
Earth-One in Idaho.

That must be a strange freak Of ma
ture in New Mexico-the river which is
not a river, suggests the New York
Press. Its bed, which lies in the valley
between the Rio Grande and the Pecos,
Is we'll defined and travellers have lol-
lowed its wiDdings to learn, If possible,
what becomes of the great volume of
water which should be there. 1t is sim
ply lost Numerous big tributaries flow
Into 1t from the neighboring mountains,
but the instant they reach the bed of this
main stream they disappear from view.
Thus river which should be some 300
miles in length has no existence which
could be proved. Commodore Thomas
w. Lee, of the Lackawanna fleet and
general passenger agent of that system,
of railways known as the road of an
thracite." tells of a wonderful river in
Idaho which disappears in the ground
and Is not seen again for distance OF
rs or 30 miles. There is also lost creek
In northern Idaho, on the Snake river,
about half way between Salt Lake City
and Butte. where he grows everything
except a few tropical fruits Here he
rusticates for two months in the year in
what he declares to be the finest climate
on this beautiful earth. A man can
breathe twice as much air in Idaho as
he can in New York, and when his lungs
are fully inflated he can almost float in
the ether.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-12-29

notice" of two weeks, explaining that
she desired to get married. The mis-
tress, says the Saturday Evening Post,
managed to secure an acceptable sue
cessor, but was dismayed to discover
that the new maid could not report for
duty until a week subsequent to the time
fixed for the wedding of her predecessor
So the present incumbent was asked
whether she would not agree to post
pone the happy event for a week. This
the domestic declined to do, from super
stitious scruples. no doubt bearing in
mind the old adage: Change the date,
change the fate" However, she said
hat she didn't in the least mind getting
married and continuing the household
duties till her successor could put in an
appearance. The husband-elect Offering
no objections, this arrangement was
agreed upon; and an hour or SO after the
marriage ceremony the domestic was
performing her duties just as before.
Il presume your husband has returned
to his work, as you have DONE" the mis-
trsss CHANGED casually to remark.
"No'm," responded the girl in mat
ter-of-fact tone. Joe. he done gone on
his honeymoon"
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-12-29
THOSE WHO DO THEIR BEST.

You'll find. in life, one thing, my boy"
said Uncle Hiram, low,
An weighin' each word carefully, there S
haste in goin' slow;
1 trust you'll never grow too big to rumin-
ate with care
On that old fable mentionin' the tortoise
an the hare.
An reco!lect, my boy, that fame an fortune
isn't all
That spells success-it's shoutin' Here!
when Duty deigns to call
/ say, although no laurel wreath upon his
brow may rest,
The fellows doin' might we'll who always
does his best
perhaps he'll never walk wealth's road,
perhaps neer scale flames heights,
But then he'll keep his conscience clear an
likely rest well nights,
For those who've fought with main an
might where those less strong had
quailed,
Though fulsome glory be not theirs it can t
be said they've failed
Achievement isn't always writ large-let-
tered on ones brow,
While simple peace and sweet content Oft
lowly lives endow.
An SO, I'd say, though on his brow no
laurel wreaths been pressed,
The fellers doin' mighty well who always
does his best"
Roy Farrell Greene, in Success.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-12-29
HUNGARIANS TURN BADGERS
Thousands from European Country
Migrate to the State Of
Wisconsin.

A work on migration from Hun
gary" in the Abrege du Bulletin de la
Societe Hongroise de Geographic shows
that, while the history of Hungarian
emigration reaches back into the fif-
tenth century 1t has never attained
such dimensions as in the last few dec
AIDES. In the two decades from 1881 to
1900 the migration from Hungary has
amounted to 100000 souls, or 2.3 per
cent. Of the total population. In 1857
there were only $4,000 Hungarians
dwelling in Austria, whereas in the
year 1900 there were more than 270. 900,
loo, 900 Of them in Vienna alone. The
emigration to America has set in only
since the eighteenth century, and in
1841 the Hungarians founded in the
state Of Wisconsin the colony Of Har-
asztyfalu, which now as Sank City has
long lost all trace Of Magyar character.
Not till 1877 did the emigration assume
large proportions. 1t was directed es-
pecially to Pennsylvania, New York
and New Jersey. and that in conse-
quence Of strikes among American
workers. The volume Of emigration
attained its first maximrr from 1886
to 1892. and its second in the years sub
sequent to 1899.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-12-29

war put into Stanley, under command
OF Capt Lynch. The captain, hearing
that an American citizen had been
clapped into prison by the governor,
demanded his release, asking the gov
ernor, if unprepared to comply, to re-
move his women and children, as the
town would be bombarded. The gov
ernor released his prisoner and pre-
sumably the pig, and sent an account
to the colonial office, and the British
legation at Washington was dir, cted
to insist upon an apology. Mr.. Marcy,
secretary Of state, explained that
Lynch was nervous because he, had
had domestic trouble Britain could
not accept this excuse, but dropped
the discussion, for with a war with
Russia on her hands, it was Just as
well not to get into hot water with
the United States.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-12-29
NOT SUCH A FUNNY TRICK.
Drummer's Joke on Waiter Turned
Out Costly One On
Himself.

81 suppose there comes to every man 9
desire to do something smart on an oc-
casion," said the drummer, as a sigh took
the place of his smile, according to the
New York Times.
We'll, such a desire came to me as
was leaving a certain southern city after
a weeks, stay. The waiter at my table
had called me 'Ginerap and been at great
pains to care for me and made up my
mind to reward him with S. bill. 1t was
a counterfeit with which had been stuck,
but thought it would be the biggest kind
of a joke to work off on Bob
81 had got hundred miles away when
l was arrested on a telegram for passing
counterfeit money, and when taken back
l was arraigned in United States court
and had to give bail and appear on three
different occasions. l had lawyer and
other expenses, lost a good three weeks
altogether and just escaped prison by the
skin of my teeth. In addition to this
had to make good to the waiter, who sor-
rowfully shook his head when he received
the money and said:
"I'ze sorry for you, Gineral, but dis may
be de means of savin' your contemplate
soul from the gallus!"
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-12-29
MIGHT HAVE CAUSED A WAR
Falkland Island Pigs Nearly Raised
Conflict Between Uncle Sam
and John Bull.

In the New York World is a Curl
GUS, but almost forgotten tale of the
Falkland islands: On one of the main
islands is Stanley, where the governor
and few British reside. The island
produces grass, turnips and pigs
These pigs used to be much sought by
American whaling captains. The gov
ernor always insisted that they were
British property. The captains insist
ed that they were wild pigs. During
the Crimean war an American whaler
appropriated pig, and then put into
Stanley The governor classed the
pig as British, and when the captain
refused to give it up, imprisoned him.
A few days later an American ship Of
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-12-29

Hensley, Ark, Dec. 26th.-(SpeciaD-
That a sure cure for Backache would be .
priceless boon to the people, and especially
the women of America, is admitted by all
interested in medical matters, and Mrs. Sue
Williams of this place is certain she has
found in Dodd's Kidney Pills the long
looked for cure.
az am SO years DID," Mrs. Williams says,
"and have suffered with the Backache very
much for three or four years. have been
treated by good physicians and got no relief,
but thanks to God, Ih4ve found q cure at
last and it is Dodd's Kidney Pills. I have
taken only one box and 1t has done me more
good than all the doctors in three or four
years. I want all sufferers from Backache
to know that they can get Dodd's Kidney
Pills and get we'll"
Backache is one of the first symptoms of
Kidney Disease. Guard against Bright 6
Disease or Rheumatism by curing it with
Dodd's Kidney Pills.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-12-29

the envy Of her friends. But that she
was wise in her knowledge of Ter lin
itations and the strain her reputation
for brilliancy placed upon her is
shown by the fact that she has re-
duced the matter to a system. 81 ap-
ply time limit to my social calls as
well as my club addresses" she says,
land l should hesitate for my reputa-
ton If l trusted myself for longer
than Is minutes.
mo matter how much l may feel
like talking, no matter how hard am
persuaded by my hostess. always
leave a house at the expiration of Is
minutes, and then proceed to the next
place with new stock of entertain-
ment ready for the next set of vic.
TINS. To following this method alone
attribute the reputation for vivacity
which has been accorded me-
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-12-29
JUST LIKE PRISON ROUTINE.
Boastful Traveller Brought to Pause
by Very Embarrassing
Question.

The scene was a third-class smoking
compartment, five ON a side. The speaker
was stout, horid, with shortcut gray hair
and was very self-satisfed. The effem
mate degeneracy of modern young men
was his theme, relates London Tit-Bits.
Look at me! Sixty years of age-never
my four miles an hour! Why? Because
from when was 20 to when was over
40 lived regular life. No delicacies
for me! No late hours! Every day, sum
mer and winter, l went to bed at nine
got up at five, lived principally on por
ridge, worked hard-hard, mind you, from
eight to one, then dinner, then an hours
walking exercise, and then"
Beg your pard'n, guv'nor," interrupted
young working man sitting opposite
but wot was you in for?"
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-12-29
More Politeness, That's All.

Representative Cooper, of Texas.
tells story about Gen. Sam Houston,
of his state, and a practicing physi-
clan, who did not like the old general,
being strenuously opposed to him DO
litically. One day, after a heated DO
litical discussion, the physician said:
General, like you well enough So
cially, but politically 1 would not
believe you under oath" Il would
believe you, DOCTOR" was the quiet
reply of the general Then, sir We
hemently exclaimed the doctor, you
have much better opinion of me
than l have of you mot better
opinion, doctor, but 1 simply have a
little more politeness than you have. I"
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-12-29
Are You Going to Florida or New
OrleansP

Tickets on sale via Queen & Crescent
Route and Southern Railway to Florida,
New Orleans and other points south at
greatly reduced rates, good returning May
3lst, 1905.
Also variable route tickets good going to
points in Florida and Cuba via Atlanta, and
returning via Asheville. For rates and
other information address -
W: A. Becker, N P A., lib Adams Street,
Chicago, Ill.
D. P. Brown. N. E. P. A., II Fort Street, W.,
Detroit, Mich.
w. w. Dunnavant. T: P; A. Warren, Ohio.
w. c. Rinearson, G. p. A., Cincinnati, Ohio.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-12-29
New York & PHILADELPHIA.

cannot be more pleasantly or convenient,
~ reached than by the Grand Trunk-L
high Valley Route. Solid through trains,
magnificent scenery, all trans run via
Niagara Falls. Descriptive literature sent
free on application to Advertising Depart
ment, Grand Trunk Railway System, 1876
Adams St., Chicago, ILL.,, Geo. w. Vaux
A. G. P. & T. A.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-12-29
FACULTY LASTS IS MINUTES
Ability Of Clubwoman to Entertain
Fades IF Used More Than
Quarter-H Hour.

II can shine and entertain for Just
Is minutes, but not one second Logger"
was the naive admission of a we'll
known club woman to Chicago Trib-
une reporter the other day. The state
ment came as a surprise. for her Wv
acity and ready wit have long been
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-12-29
BEAUTIFUL SKIN,
Soft White Hands and Luxurtant
Hair Produced by Cuticura
Soap.

Millions of Women Use Cuticura Soap,
assisted by Cuticura Ointment, the great
skin cure, for preserving, purifying and
identifying the skin, for cleansing the
scalp Of crusts, scales and dandruff, and
the stopping Of falling hair, for softening,
whitening and soothing red, rough and
chafngs, for annoying irritations and ul-
cerative weaknesses, and many antiseptic
purposes which readily suggest them
selves, as we'll as for all the purposes of
the toilet, bath and nursery.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-12-29
About His Raisin'.

automobile?"
That's Jones-the successful author"
"Why-he used to ride in an ox-cart!"
"Hush!-he wouldn't be seen in one
now. He only makes his money by writ.
in about ox-carts, an the poor folks that
ride in 'em!"-Atlanta Constitution.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-12-29
Strange.

A historical novel in which Noah
and the flood appear has been brought
out. Yet some of the critics are un-
generous enough to declare that II is
dry reading.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-12-29

William Canon, Of Edwardsville, ILL.,.
rs years old, drove 80 miles to wed
Mrs. Susan Piper, aged 6S years. The
blushing bride brought her spouse 13
children.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-12-29
Youthful Brides in japan.

Not one bride was over % years old
in the 346,59O marriages which, accord
ing to the latest census. took place in
Japan last year Forty-two were only
Is, 759 were 16. 5.4s4 were IL, 17.406
were 10, and 16,100 were 20
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-12-29

There is a wide difference between the
voting machine and machine voting. The
one resembles, mechanically, a cash regis,
ter, indicating money received; the other
often registers cash disbursed-a vital dis
tinction.-Youth's Companion.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-12-29

the overpowering pressure of mysterious
creative impulse that masters her restless
impulses to be outside scratching and cack-
ling instead of working for posteri,y.-
Boston Herald
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-12-29

1t is a Partisan doctor who insists that
love il the result of q microbe Then let
science take warning and leave the ten
der germ sturbed.-Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-12-29

A Guaranteed Cure for Piles.
Itching, Blind, Bleeding or Protruding Piles.
Your druggist will refund money II PAzo
OINTMENT fails to cure in to IA days. Soc.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-12-29

A mother could tell her daughter lots
Sy. ovu s9e
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-12-29

A three-year-old boy of Machias, Me-,
walked eight miles over rough country
roads the other day. That boy will grow
up to be great actor.-Ohio State Jour
nal