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The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1904-02-23

The New York Sun commiserates
Senator Plat on his many and grow
ing infirmities." And what is the
new Mrs. Plat going to say about
thatf
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1904-02-23

A girl in Annapolis swallowed a toy
cannon After this we may expect to
hear Of new summer drink called
cannonade.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1904-02-23

Only the mad mullah can carry on
war without the consent of the Chi
cago stockyards. He eats his enc
mics.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1904-02-23

Boston women are advised to carry
pistols. The Boston men are advised
to get behind the Common elms when
this advice is followed.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1904-02-23

Sir Walter Raleigh never dreamed
that in the year of grace 1902, $751;
454.10S cigars would be smoked in the
United States.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1904-02-23

There are sixty-six languages spok-
en- in New York. including one that
sounds In some respects like Eng
lish.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1904-02-23

So the grand vizier of Persia is
fleeing from punishment. We sus-
pected as much. Well, Persia has no
extradition treaty with us.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1904-02-23

II De Lesseps knows what is going
on here in the world below, he must
be exceedingly interested in recent
events down in Panama.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1904-02-23

How insignificant and inferior Prof.
Langley must feel every time he sees
little English sparrow fly across his
path!
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1904-02-23

An apparatus has now been per-
fected to photograph your internal or
gans. Next thing will be q negative
of your soul.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1904-02-23

And now Bohemians, who have been
supposed to be the best beermakers
ia the world. acknowledged them
selves beaten by the Americans! Once
more does Uncle Sam demonstrate
that he is the premier "amang them
a."
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1904-02-23

II is reported that the man with
the grated ear is delighted to find
that he now has good ear for music.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1904-02-23

Oh. yes, Adam owned the FIRST talk
ing machine, and it was the best
thing he had
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1904-02-23

II would be real fun to see the Co
lombian army stack up against the
Dartmouth football team
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1904-02-23

Since King Menelik of Abyssinia
has become our great and good friend
we can afford to feel important.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1904-02-23
The Song of the Hammer.

At the home of dame devout
Who in mission work always led
The sewing society sat about
Plying their needles and thread;
And in a melodious key
Without hesitation or stammer.
necessarily and relentlessly
They sang the song of the hammer
Knock, knock, knock,
With never a halt or pause;
Knock, knock, knock,
Without propagation or cause.
Characters white as snow
Are daubed with spots of black,
While these righteous, merciful sisters
sew
To cover the heathen's back.
Knock, knock knock,
None whom they know is spared;
Knock, knock knock
How their neighbours faults are airedt
The absent members. too
Come in for their share of abuse,
While these worthy danes. with much
Sew shirts for the heathens' use
Knock, knock, knock
While the hours are dragging slow:
Knock, knock, knock,
TIL they all get up to go.
Their work for the day is Ger,
Their duty done with zest
And when each is at home alone once
She'll trim up all the rest!
Oh, men with sisters dear.
With wives and sweethearts glad,
Did you ever happen to hear
Them giving their friends the CAD?
If not, sneak home some day
And list to the sewing clubs clamor
AS they sing that old familiar lay
Entitled The Song of the Hammer"
mel
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1904-02-23
eaId Heads in COLOMBIA.

If there are any bald heads in the
machine and land forces that go to
Panama they may succeed in finding
the celebrated cure that gave back to
the late Major Fitz Hugh Edwards his
splendid shock of hair. Edwards was
as bald as the American eagle, says
the New York Press. Somewhere on
the Charges river he met band OF
Indians who laughed him to scorn
when he removed his hat. Having
winning ways. Edwards soon made
himself agreeable, and the chief of
the tribe said in the native tongue,
I'VE will give you cover for your
naked skull" He remained there
nearly a year and came back to New
York with much better hair than he
was born with. AS hair restorers the
Colombians are par excellence, differ
ing entirely from our North American
Indians, who took all the hair they
could scalp.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1904-02-23

During the summer season the tenn.
perature of the water remains almost
constantly at so degrees. and bathing
Is delight INDUCED in daily by nearly
every one. One end of the beach is re-
served for the women and the other
end for the men. AS there are very
few lighthouses, the bathers hide
themselves under a sheet while dis
robing and robing the effect Of these
sheets waving around in wild contor-
tinns is very corical, but they serve
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1904-05-15
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The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1904-06-15
REPUBLICAN COUNTY CONVENTION.

A REPUBLICAN COUNTY CONVENTION
IA for the county of Redwood is hereby
called to be held on Tuesday, June 28th,
1904, at the town hall in the village of Wa
basso at IL O'Clock, noon, for the purpose of
electing IA delegates to represent the Re-
publican party of Redwood county at the
state convention to be held at the Metro
politan Opera House, ST. Paul, Mimi. on
Thursday June Goth. 1904, commencing at
10 O'Clock a. m. for the purpose of placing
in nomination candidates for the various
state offices mentioned in the call of the re-
publican state central committee.
The basis of representation in the conven-
ton was fixed by the county committee at
one delegate-at-large for each precinct and
one delegate for each 25 votes or major
fraction thereof, cast for VIM. Mckinley for
president of the United States in 1900
In newly organized precincts since the
general election of 1900 the basis used will
be on the vote for Hon. Samuel r. Van SAINT
for governor in 1902, the township and vii
lage being given the same basis, this being
according to instructions of the state central
committee. Republican electors of these
new precincts will not be entitled to partici-
pate in the primaries of the precinct from
which the new precincts have been created.
Under the apportionment the different
precincts of the county are entitled to rep
reSeutatiOn as follows
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1904-06-15

The GAZETTE trusts that the Law
ish manner in which our brethren
of the Minnesota press were enter
tanned at St. Louis last week will
not prevent them from giving the
actual items of expense which they
escaped, but which their readers
in case they visit the fair, will have
to pay, and also describe few
other things just as they are. ITO
see things just as they are, once
remarked J. F. jacobson, Ego when
you are not expected. Then no
preparations will have been made to
take off the rough spots which are
temporarily removed if you are ex-
pected.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1904-06-15

Robt. McClintock spent Sunday
with relatives in this city.
Albert E. Clark of Sheridan leaves
to-day for the St. Louis exposition.
Lawrence Holton and children of
Sheridan leave for St. Louis to-mor-
row.
A number of good draft and driving
horses for sale by Farrell & Keefe of
North Redwood. 45-tf.
Mrs. p. ID. Mcclellan of Jackson
was visiting with the family of L.
P. Larson last week.
Capt. and Mrs. Meyer of Huron,
IS. D., arrived here Monday to take
charge Of the Salvation army at this
place.
Contractor Frank Polzin came up
from Winona Sunday and gave some
directions for the final work on the
K. of p. building.
Mrs Emily Birum and daughters,
Mrs. Frank Berkhimer and Miss
Ella Birum, leave this afternoon for
Missoula, Montana, where Mrs.
Birum and Miss Ella will reside
with Mr.. Berkhimer and family for
an indefinite period Mrs. Birum
is closing out all Of her property
interests at North Redwood, and
offers her residence property for
sale at a very low price.
A direct result of the advertise
ment which they have been carry
ing in THE GAZETTE for the past four
weeks was the sale by Farrell 4
Keefe of North Redwood of a com
plete Minneapolis thresher outfit to
Herman Glum of Delhi township.
Mr.. Glum had made up his mind to-
buy rig this year, and when he
saw the adv. of Farrell q Keefe In
The GAZETTE he went to North Red
wood and closed a deal with that
firm for the thresher and engine.
On Monday the rig went through
town and was one of the finest
turned out by the Minneapolis com
pany.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1904-06-15

Notwithstanding the fact that
Hearst carried Hennepin county,
the indications are that enough 9th
er counties have elected anti-Hearst
delegates to warrant the statement
that the state will be against him.
The pleasing thing about the Hen
nepin county convention is that the
renegade, John Lind. was beaten.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1904-06-15

Some new bargains in groceries off
cred in Dunnington's adj this week.
The Work guild will meet with
Mrs. NJ. L. Finn tomorrow after
noon.
The ladies of St. Catherine S altar
society will give a social in the
O'Hara hall, east of Lobdell's meat
market, tomorrow evening at five
O'Clock, to which all are invited.
Ladies' Tailored Suits-our entire
spring stockton sale Friday, June II
and continuing one week, at the unus-
ual discount of 20 per cent Now is
your opportunity to secure nice, new
suit at a bargain. You can't afford to
miss it.
F. w. Philbrick & Co.
Announcements were received
here Thursday afternoon of the mar
rage of Col. Otto J. Schmid of the
State Bank of Milrov to Miss Mar
garet Marie Zimmerman at Spring
field, which event occurred at the
home of the bride IS parents the day
previous. The groom was formerly
in the hardware business at Wabas-
SO and the bride is a popular lady
of Springfield. They will be at
home in Milroy after June Goth.
Mrs. Alpheus Hewitt-Schneider,
mother of Mrs. A. E. Chapman,
passed away suddenly at Portland,
Oregon, about two o'clock last Fri
day afternoon, according to a tele-
gram received by Mrs. Chapman
the following morning. Mrs.
Schneider, with her husband, left
Winnebago City recently for a short
stay at Portland, but the deceased
was in excellent health, and her
death was a great surprise to her
daughter. The remains will be
brought to Winnebago City, where
the burial services will be held to-
day or tomorrow, Mr.. and Mrs.
Chapman and Miss Bessie leaving
here last night for that place. The
deceased was 81 years old and
leaves two children.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1904-06-15

The state is to be congratulated
upon the announcement that Hon.
W. H. Putnam of Red Wing has de-
cided to so arrange his large basi-
ness interests as to permit him be-
coming candidate for the house
this fall. Mr.. Putnam was one of
the conservative members of the
last house, the governing power on
many an important state and bank
ing measure, the course of which
might have been entirely different
had it not been for Mr.. Putnam S
excellent judgment and active work.
In addition Mr.. Putnam is skilled
parliamentarian and last session fire.
quently presided over the whole
committee always with irmness
and fairness.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1904-06-15

R. G. Dunn, as state auditor, ac-
cording to the legislature, was good
enough to save the state thousands
of dollars by transactions in that
Office. Why is he not now good
enough to hold the Office of govern
or where he will continue his cred
table work?
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1904-06-15

The GAZETTE congratulates Bro.
Tompkins on the excellent appear
ance of our esteemed contemporary
for last Friday. Mr.. Tompkins was
the boss of the paper for the week,
in place of Col. Welles, who was
with the southern colonels in St.
Louis, and Mr.. Tompkins made a
showing which we will all recog-
niZe.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1904-06-15

ernor and going through their
adoption ceremony making him a
chief of the Cheyennes. Which
calls to mind what the noble Winnie
bago chieftan once remarked to Gov.
German, after the latter had insist
ed that he, too, had shed human
gore with his strong right arm.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1904-06-15
started.

William R. Hearst is making the
Parker Democrats in Minnesota
hustle. The indications are that he
will turn down John Lind, the Win
stons, Rosing ct al, and carry of
the delegates to the national con-
vention. If Lind is turned down
he is likely to turn Republican.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1904-06-15
OVERFLOW LOCALS.

George D. Smith is. doing bust
ness in North Dakota.
Harry Ward has returned from
his studies at Shattuck.
H. F. Buechner returned Satur-
day from trip to st. Louis.
Mrs. L, F. Robinson was visiting
with her daughter at Olivia during
the past week.
d. L. Brigham and Ned Dripps
left for Long Lake Friday on a few
days fishing expedition.
Mrs. G. T. Howard and family
visited with the Beecher family ia
New Ulm last Wednesday.
Otto Melges of Chicago has been
visiting with his brothers here dur
ing the past few days.
Mrs. Joseph Menchell of Water
town, formerly Miss Garner of New
Avon, is visiting with relatives in
this section
Mrs. George A. Jaehning has
been visiting with her mother and
other relatives in Marshall during
the past week.
The real estate tax collections up
to and including May 31st amount
ed to $4,000. The settlement is
now being prepared.
Special Sale of rain coats, crave
nettes commencing Friday, June II.
Former price SO, SIS, SIS, S22. Sale
price, 1915, $3.50, 1898. $3.50 and SIS.
F. w. Philbrick & Co.
Robt. Bramsche Of Delhi left here
Friday forenoon for LeSueur on a
fishing trip, and later will join his
brother on trip to the big fair at
St. Louis.
The ladies of st. Catherine s altar
society will give a social in the
O'Hara hall, east of Lobdell's meat
market, commencing at 5 o'clock
to morrow evening. Every body
invited.
Five pound jar of butter at so. IS and
rs cents. At Dunnington's.
j. S. Towle OF New Avon has re-
Gently secured patent on a rein
guard, the device patented prevent
ing the lines from getting entangled
in the whifle trees. Tt is an in
genious affair, and can be sold very
cheap, insuring its general use, and
a good royalty for Mr.. Towle.
The railroad lines running into
Mankato have made a fare of one
and one-third on the certificate plan
to all students attending the sum-
mer training school at Mankato,
tickets to be purchased on June 16
to I'D, and one hundred certificates
of purchase of tickets to be present
ed.
S. ]. Race, accompanied by Mrs.
Race and two daughters, will leave
soon for an extended trip to Chica-
go and st. Louis, remaining at the
latter place long enough to take in
the exposition. 1t is probable that
Miss Flora Patterson and Miss
Marguerite Warner will accompany
them.
The total enrolment of the Red
wood Falls schools for the year just
closed was 488, five less than the
last school year OF this number
the district will draw apportion-
ment on Al The non-residents in
the high school were 81, and nine
pupils were paying tuition in the
grades: The cost of text books per
pupil was only 30 cents. The cost
of new apparatus was s76.12.
Some new bargains in groceries off
cred in J. M. Dunnington's ad. this
week
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1904-06-15

Tomorrow we will pack our
lunch baskets and HE ourselves
towards the picnic grounds of the
old settlers of Shutdown and Willow
Lake. Join the gang?
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1904-06-15

The St. Louis expo officials insist
that the show will pay the four
million dollar loan made to them, on
schedule time June 15-to-day.
This is going some, considering the
show has but little more than got
started.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1904-06-15

Gov. VanSant was made an Indian
chief while in the Indian department
Of the exposition last Wednesday,
the Indians surrounding the gov
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1904-06-15

Larger contracts at minimum rate OF 10
cents per inch each insertion. Rates for
preferred position, metal base electros or
alternate insertions furnished at ONCE.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1904-06-15

ALI primaries for electing delegates to the
at 800 p m, Saturday. June 25th. at the
places where the last elections were held,
and must be kept open for one hour.
BY order of the committee.
JULIUS A. SCHMAHL, Chairman.
A. o. GIMMESTAD, Secretary.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1904-06-15

Average weekly circulation, 1,6O0copies
For convenience, a full year of SO weeks
will be allowed at so insertions. thus:
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1904-06-15
'TYe
Redwood OG3ette'
WEDNESDAY, JUNE Is, 1904.
BY AIKEN & SCHMAHL.
ADVERTISING RATES

Less than 20 inches Il COLI per inch -. 2Oc'
Twenty incnes or more, per inch. $500. 15c.
Discounts will be allowed on contracts for
advertising running continuously:
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-12-03
New Use FOR II.

The regular meeting OF the village
debating society was In fun blast, and
the question for discussion was, IRE
solved that a monarchy Is stronger
form Of government than republic" !"
one OF the speakers on the affirmative
side. after an eloquent exordlum, pro
eeeded 10 say:
Now. Mr. President, the gentleman
who preceded me has undertaken TO
show by an appeal to history that mon
archIcs are short lived. He has en-
deayored to bolster up his side OF the
argument by giving a list of kingdoms
and empires that have risen. fourished
short time and fallen. He falls to
mention the fact that most OF the
strong governments In all ages OF the
world have been monarchies. He does
not give you n list Of the republics that
have strutted their brief hour upon the
stage and disappeared. He contents
himself. Mr.. President. with general
itles. Let us examine both sides OF this
question and see how easy II II, with
the sword Of truth. 10 simply clash TINT
argument Into ribbons"
Here he was interrupted by one Of
the speakers on the negative side Of
the question:
III the gentleman viii pardon me a
moment. Mr. President, this ~ the first
time ever saw the sword OF truth
used for the purpose OF splitting an in
finitIye."
The general laugh that followed con
fused the speaker, and the judges final
~ decided that the weight Of argument
was with the negative.