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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-08-14

questions about sharps and fats. Mr.
Strauss said, Where do You think We
shall find c hat2"
Henry looked at the keyboard long
and euFiously. he put his finger on G,
and next on B, then he got down close
To- the plane. and after examining il
carefully. replied. Il don't know. papa-
but I guess its gone down that crack
between 3 and c.
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sToRIEs ARour PLAYERs.

Blanche Ring told a story concern
Ing her grandfather. the celebrated
Jimmy" Ring. the other night.
Which reminded Harry COnor OF the
time some one changed the eight imi-
TdtiOn cocktails he was obliged to drink
at one sitting in "A Stranger in New
York" and replaced them with the real
article. The dose didn't hurt Mr.
COnOr. but 1t nearly ruined the per-
Torrance.
Which in turn reminded Josephine
LOVett Of the time she was playing IN
+he support OF William Redmond and
Mrs. Thomas Barry in Jules Verne's
meiodrama. Michael StrOgoff." Zone
fatal evening" she remembered, Mr..
Redmond made the false. move of his
life. You may have in mind that in
the third act Michael is accused by his
neighbOrs, as well as by his old mother,
OF being coward because he has not
gone off 10 the var. Just then a bomb
Tails into the room where they all are,
and to prove what a brave man he is.
Michael picks II uD. rests it on his
shoulder while the fuse is still sizzling,
and then carefully throws it out of the
window Immediately after which a
terrific explosion is heard without. and
every one knows that MichaeFs brav-
cry has saved the gathering from de-
SJruction. On the occasion in cues
ton, Mr. Redmond's aim vas inaceu-
rate. and the bomb struck the edge
of the window and then rolled harm
lessly back like a croGuet ball TO the
footlights, while the CHASTITY explosion
was heard just the same in the side
scenes. Loud laughter instead OF
tumuitous applause was contributed by
the audience, and Michael CRASHED his
teeth the rest OF the evening in his
dressing-roOm as well as in the criti-
cal scenes and situations OF the famous
play"
In her weekly column Of gossip and
advice the Matinee Girl OF the ORA
matte Mirror (AItss Kate MastersOnl
IS always entertaining and original, as
evidence the appended extracts:
IT the New York statutes permitted
this writer TO have a child. which il
doesn't under existing conditions, and
i were a boy and ugly, she would
thank the powers that preside at
births and would make a high priced
comedian az him
Nature designed Raymond Hitch
cock for a comedian. His drawI and
his serious. iong-featured Yankee face
are his fortune. Eddie FOy's puckered
and abnormally innocent phiz means
many thousands a year TO him. and
Charlie BigelOW should have coined a
competence. II he hasn't. out OF that
naked. peaked head and Delightfully."-
impudent nose Of his
Cross my heart, 7 should welcome a
plquantly ugly son, but over a strik-
1ngIy handsome son I should shed bft-
ter tears. Visions Of AdOnises on coach
boxes and IN cafes with napkins over
their arms Weuid pass before my
prophetic vision For even a Cooks
tourist seeing New York from a tour
ing car that starts from Twenty-third
street knows that the handsOmest men
IN the city are c0aehmen and walters"
-
Raymond Hitchcock OF The Yankee
Consul is the subject OF little story
in which the other figure is a trolley
conductor ia New York.
Not many days since Hitchcock
eechewing the vice of cab riding,
boarded a Broadway trolley ana even
before be had CLUTCHES 8 Convenient
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-08-14

going public of the United STATES. Days
have been passed in the pleasant task
and they feel that they have been sue
cessful. This schedule Viii be given
just as soon as some minor details have
been concluded upon.
"since a progressive New York news
paper has dared to reprint. apropcs OF
the right attitude toward censure, the
ancient story Of the judge and the dog
in the moon, the Matinee. Girl ventures
that other. a year or two younger,
about the discOntented man.
Sam was q pessinlist He had a
long face, eyes that swan in a mist Of
mournfully, and q mouth that. TO
charitably put it. was a Cupid'S bow
inverted and frightfuiIy out Of draw
ing. Nothing ever pleased sam If Il
Tained he complained that the weather
was sending him TO the grave with
rheumatism If the sun shone he
groaned because he knew he would
have a sunstroke. The street cars were
sometimes too fast, sometimes too
slow. but they never once struck the
right gait for Sam Every waiter on
Broadway knew and dreaded him as a
child breads vaccination Sam never
ate q dish in all his fifty years that
was TO his taste II was too hot or too
cold. too highly seasoned, or WAS not
seasoned enough Sam, in Sans eyes.
was a wretehed victim of the worlds
perversity.
Waves of misery bore him helpless
through the years. and in due course
Sam died Two of his friends met at
the funeral and one of them said:
Poor old Sam, He's gone to
heaven, where there viii be no more
fault-fnding. He'll be satisfied at last
Three weeks later the friend fol-
lowed Sam TO heaven and they met on
one of the golden streets To the
friends amazement, Sam pulled a
longer face than on earth
why, SAM exclaimed the friend,
after greetings. is 1t possible that you
don't like your accommodation / did
think you would carry round face in
heaven
. Everything's against me- fearful
ly answered Sam. When I crossed the
river Jordan I got my feet wet and
I've had a cold ever since. And when
/ climbed the golden stairs ! knocked
feather out Of my wing. I had TO
wait three weeks for this halo. and
when it cape it didn't at worth
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RAILROADS.
Time Table
n E:;I
JUNE 18th, 1904

ARRIVE.
From Ogden. Portland, BUTTE
san Francisco. Chicago ST. e.7S n -
Louis. Omaha and Denver .c'=0 u
sF Points osoen and intsrmedis'ss:I0 a q
oSa edias SSShs gallsy and IatsFII:5 a q
From Ogden. Chicago. St Louis.
s KsHs ssn s sasse; o%aha Denver N
From Ogden Cache Valley
a sIsss ss'iisaa and San n
DEPART.
For Ogden, On1aha- Chicago.
n PsassF =. Kansas CITY and $3.50 a u
For Ogden. Portland, Butte. san
g soints and intermediateIg:z8 a n
For Ogden. Omaha. Chicago.
D 1sa ssa K s4aasi. stt, St Louis a pm
For Ogden. Cache Valley, Den
yer. Kansas City. Omaha. ST. E-fso N
Louis and Chicago .............. 0sz0 ~
For Ogden. Cache Valley. Butte.
Helena. Portland, San Frsa-TI.IS . n,
cisco ana intermediate points. i'7v ~
Z. Il SCHUMACHER.
Traffic Manager
D. z. hurley,
d s. SPENCER
A. G. P. r A.
City ticket office. Dol Main street Teis-
phone 80.
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~ TIME TABLE
81 nISaH Pedro, Los
&on<Z Angeles & Salt take
2. r. Co.

DEPART.
from Oregon Short Line Depot, Salt L1ka
City:
For Provo, Leni. Fairfield
MereuT, NePhi and S7nPets ia m
valley points .........-...---...sssse - u
FOR Garfield Beach. Tooels.
STOCKTON. Mammoth, Eurs- e.aa q
IA and Silver City - Osss as2
For Provo. A-ae-.csn Fork.
Lehi. Juab. Milford. Fra
CO. Calientes and iEterEaa- k.a=
date points ..-..-........s we p.M
ARRIVE
From Provo, American Fora
Lehi, Juab. Milford. FRS
GO. CaHsn.es and tnterme- e.5S SIS
olate points ,..--..-.--.---.....t <'"V ostA
From Provo. Eehi Fairfield
Mercur and Sanpete Val S.3s
ley Railway points ......-....s 1'e0 PsHf
From Silver City, Mammoth.
Eureka, Stockton. Tooela ga m
and Garfield Beach ............' V''7 Penn
'Daily.
Daily Puhmsn Buffet Sleeping Car
Service between Salt Lake City and Mir
ford. Modena and Calientss.
Direct stage connection for all mintaE
districts in southern Utah and Nevada
City Ticket Office. z0I Main Street
Telephone $50
B. ". GILLETT. Cen Pass Agent.
J. L MOORE. District Passenger Agent
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Chicago Journais).
= Passer-by-I thought you were blind2
Mendicant-S Wen. b0ss---1i11es is sa hard
and competition is so great that even a
blind man has TO keep his eyes open now
aoaSs if he wants TO do any business at
IL
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-08-14

When I was a young girl" said Lii
lie Hall, who plays Nivian's comic fat
coiored maid In "Vivian's Papas," II
was in repertory with the late Frank
Mayo in Philadelphia. : forget the
name OF the particular play, but do
remember that the great scene occurred
IN a barroon, where Mr.. Mayo. as the
hero. after a free fight has killed and
otherwise made way with all his drunk
en- antagonists, and then stands ready
to depart with the unfortunate heroine.
1t seems that he had just given notice
to the two Supers. who were supposed
to lie IN apparently an alcoholic stupOr
throughout the act in q corner, that
their services would not be required at
the end Of that week. Filled with rage,
they resolved to get square with Mr..
Mayo, and at the end of the act, when
the star made his principal climax and
curtain, through exciaiming. Can any
one else stop Jack DeadWOOd?' the
two supsrnumerarfes suddenly arose
and yelled, Yes we can It is IN
necessary to add that their engagement
closed that night, instead of the fol-
lowing Saturday."
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-08-14

Amelia Bingham opens her coming
season Sept. ). Her tour viii include
the south and middle west She win
present her New York successes. THE
Climbers. "a Modern Magdalen,'
1.-THE Frisky Mrs. Johnson" "OIympe'
and The Vital Issue Miss Bing-
hams tour is so arranged that she viii
return to New York Immediately be-
fore the holidays.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-08-14

SHORT LINE TO ST. louis
If you are going TO St Louis, Kansas
City, Chicago. New York or any point
east or south. see that your ticket
reads via the Missouri Pacific railway.
Elegant coaches, quick time and su-
perb track make this line the Peoples
FavOrite Route
The best line reaching Hot Springs,
Arkansas, the Carlsbad Of America
For maps information. etc. address
H c TOWNSEND,
G. p & T. a, Mo. Pac. Ry-, St. louis,
Mo.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-08-14

Raymond Hitchcock Of The Yankee
Consul" is the subject OF a little story
IN which the other figure is a trolley
conductor ia New York.
Not many days since Hitchcock.
eechewing the vice of cab riding,
boarded a Broadway trolley and even
before he had elutcfed 3 convenient
strap. the red faced. husky voiced con-
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-08-14

Just before Wilson Barrett came to
this country for the first time some
friend in New York. who had evident-
ly had experience in London barber
shops, sent Barrett. a GemijOhn of
American rum. Barrett was delighted.
He invited four friends to Join him in
brewing a punch. The cork was drawn.
the lemons, spices, and hot water were
on the table Nothing was wanting but
the appearance Of John Cobb, who was
going to America as the actors mana
Ser. Finally Cobb appeared. looking
forward to a treat. A goblet of the
amber fluid was poured cut. Cobb
shifted at.
why Barrett" he exclaimed. you're
surely not going 10 make punch out Of
this rum2''
Why not? inquired Barrett.
Because, said Cobb, solemnly, sit
is bay rum"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-08-14

Richard Strauss. the musician who
recently visited this country. told lit
tie anecdOfe which viii be appreciated
by musicians. and perhaps by laymen
as we'll
He was teaching his young son the
piano keyboard by the inductive sys-
TEN. and the boy having learned all the
nq}es. both white and black. Strauss
began to review the lesson by asking,
And now Henry, show me A fat
Henry soon figured it out
The next question was, Where IS G
sharp"
That also proved easy.
After asking the boy several more
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Tom Browne.stfe vhistling comedian,
Is plunged in a deep reverie endeavor-
ing to discover the exact significance OF
remark made by Frederic Ranken.
he stood in front OF the Criterion no.
tel patiently awaiting something to
happen, when Ranken accOsted him
Doing anything these days?s asked
the librettist.
lenly.
Why don't you go with one Of Ed
Rice.s troupes?" queried Ranken.
What could do with Riee?'' asked
Browne in surprise.
You could whistle fer your money"
REPLIED Ranken.
Stories by the dozen have been told
about the ignorance OF. modern theatre
cal managers in regard to the classics.
But the one who insisted on having
eighteen muses. in his production in or
der 10 eclipse the production of his
rival has found his equal, according to
the story told by oscar Hammerstein.
This veteran theatre builder. COM
poser and Inventor. was standing out
side his Victoria theatre the other even
ing when he saw a friend Of his. also
a thea trical manager. come out of the
New Amsterdam theatre, where a per
Torrance of "A Midsummer Nights
Dream" was going on.
wen, how do you Ike that show?"
asked Mr.. Hammerstein.
It's Just this way, Mr.. Hammer
stem. the man replied; the musics
tine. but l think Klaw & Erlanger. will
have 10 get somebody to rewrite the
book"
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AffeF asking the boy several more
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1904-07-17
CALL FOR CONVENTION.

Headquarters
Democratic and Silver Party State Ger
trail Committees:
Reno, Nevada July 6, 1904.
At regularly called meeting Of the
Democratic and Silver Party State Cen
trail Committees held at Reno, April
19,19oi. said committees having frs:
net separately then jointly for the rat
idcatiCn of the action taken by the res
pective bodies it was ordered that:
STATE CONVENTIONS
OF the Respective Parties be Held ar
tvinnemucca, Nevada, Monday,
August %, 1904.
at the hour Of l O'Clock p. m. for tn,
purpose OF nominating a ticket to be
voted for at the next general election
10 be held On Tuesday the Sth day Of
November. 1909. consisting of:
Three Presidential Electors
One Member of Congress
One Justice Of the Supreme Court
Ore Rese-t of the State University
(Long Terrn)
One Regent Of the State University
(short Term)
Also for the appointment of State
Central Committees of the respectiv,,
parties and the transaction CT sucn
Their business as may be properly pre-
scented to each of such conventions.
The basis of representation from
the respective counties to each of said
conventions shall be the same AMI
shall be based upon the vote for the
Democra tic-Silver nominee for At
torney General at the last general
election as follows, to-wit:
One delegate Tor every sixty votes
and one delegate for every fraction
over thirty votes. the number Of del
agates to each n said conventions
being los ana to be apportioned as fol
tf~r---.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1904-07-17

Low Ra Q 40 Exposition and Return
On May Il, z and 18th
Gu June /, 2, IS, Is % ana %.
a July /. 2, 7, 8, 10. and Il.
q August S, 8. 10. IS, and -.
On September ;, 6. and s.
On I3cober >. 4. and 6.
TIE Southern Pacific company VIII
sell tickets at Wells. Elllo. WinnemuJ-
ca, Lovelock and Reno to ST. Louis,
Mo-. and return fer $3.50 On above
dates only Tickets will be good for
ninety days, covering round trip.
BY application to Mr.. T. H. Good
man, General Passenger Agent, San
Francisco, j. M. Fulton. Division,
Freight and Passenger Agent, Reno,
New. or to agents at points above
mentioned All Information will he CIV
en- those who desire to take advantage
Of this rate.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1904-07-17
Notice.
CDh!r, Washoe county, New,

CDhir, Washoe county, New,
May 4. 1904.
vi permits heretofore granted by
:. Z to each fsh in Prices lake or res
arvo;r. cn Opnir Creek, Washoe county
NayaI" .r2 rcreby revoked.
The rrbuc S hereby notified that
said laro or ~ezervoir belongs to the
undree:rAod. md the fish contained
therein.
NV friends desiring permits, will
please apply.
] am t;rn:: e "sportsmen" dynam;-
ting my fish.
AM LONGABAUGH
Owner Of Prices lake.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1904-07-17

Mrs. Euoss IS making tamales IA
spite Of the warm weather and they
2ra in demand Leave orders if yol
wait them.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1904-07-17
rlcr-e Dairymen.

?-,.r batter kegs of all sizes shipp.,
TO any point, address
l.. Arnold. Truckee, Cal
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1904-07-17
Interesting Facts.

Here are some iaterez ing facts Gb-
out the Panama canal:
Canals total cost nearl. %@oo"@2 900
Panama Canal company ancrn. so,
90 200.
Length, 46 miles.
Time OF passage. 9 to - hcrrs.
Present tiem--New y,:'- Sc an
Francisco, via. Cape Horn.-Go oays.
zine via ranama canal-2ppro Ii
mate-24 days.
Annual traffic-estimated- o0G YES
sells.
Travel saved-Liverpool to Yokoho-
ma, 900 miles.
Stillto be constructed "a miles.
Present depth. % feet.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1904-07-17

-
,.l.ts.e Ct The Democratic and Silver
r~rrte- r. ar~tva~ u.1 eenerntsrr
o4u r.-s-r.... c-ae.:.n- If tho Poems
;.r t1- n--..as., cf erac..rg sid de-.
..a-as IN e...e rf sold conventions
Saturday. Jyiv 23, 1904.
and in accor1anra with the above
a.--4 f.. REORGANIZATION Ga. ZACH of SAID
-.-..~r..o. .-: ~ e.-.. .aaoa .v-..
-r., 1au-s -, .r.s -fe.a The ro-s g..
f.. one~s 20 m -.o.o f.. =. o-rr.o., =,
pm IT said e-- .-.5 if WAS e,.r-r.,rr.~.s
r.arcl w.n-..~. considered fo7ee...
and nrecticalta The election Of faIega5-
as shoq.G 20 h~ primaries Whom MT
so considered the Democratic and ST.
vnr count Committees raspactivalv
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1904-07-17
OFFICIAL COUNT OF STATE
FUNDS
STATE OF NEVADA,
County OF Ormsby, $. 5.

Count, ~ 0rooeh.,
""'' ,''l No. ~ '00's7 .''''' ALL
seNeiaHs 81! Iiley are AleniD IS u We
'1''''0 VI go .ii''4ei9 "a VIC -
O '-'0
- = -
- e -. 49,. $500. :.
:" III ; --''''' ~'
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IN iii0-i'S III '''' -
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ers not returned
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1904-07-29
A Wonderful Invention.

1t is interesting to note that for
tunes are frequently made by the
invention of articles of minor import
ance. Many of the most popular
devices are those designed to benefit
the people and meet popular condi-
tions, and one of the most interesting
of these that has ever been invented
is the DIR. White Electric Comb,
patented Jan. |, '99. These wonder
full Combs positively cure dandruff,
hair falling out, sick and nervous
headaches, and when used with DR..
Whites Electric Hair Brush are posi-.
lively guaranteed to make straight
hair curly in 25 days time. Thous-
ands of these electric combs have been
sold in various cities of the Uuion,
and the demand is constantly increas.
Ing. Our agents are rapidly becom-
ing rich selling these combs. They
positively sell on sight. Send for
sample. Mems size 35c. ladies' Soc
(half price while we are introducing
them.) The DR.. White Electric
Comb Co., Decatur, III. tt
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1904-07-29
Barney.

A nice rain Monday.
The best corn in Neosho county is
in the Barney district.
Hurley Knox stacked his timothy
last week.
Albert Debler and Lewis Heaton
thrashed Monday.
The special Fourteen club meets
next Saturday night. All members
are requested to be present.
Lee Knaff is down 200 feet with the
Barney well.
Mr.. Thompson and wife entertained
company Sunday.
George Bradshaw has a new buggy.
Hurley Knox traded in Erie Satur-
day.
Earnest King and best girl were out
buggy riding Monday afternoon.
Bert Ellis likes to attend church at
South Valley when Miss Alexander is
there.
Several from here attended the
party at Mr.. Mood'ys, near Leanna
Saturday night.
Elias HeatOn aUUended Cuurcn at NO.
5 Sunday.
Gilbert Shellhorn, wife and son,
Herbert, Sundayed In the No. dis
trict.
Two errors appeared in our items
last week. Miss Matte Jones Hand
is going to teach South Valley instead
of Shaw, and the Canvlle Oil Co., is
putting down the well on Mr.. Barney's
place instead Of the Erie Oil Co.
Mrs. NorthcoU returned Sunday
from Arkansas. She brought her
niece back with her, who is going to
make her home with her.
All those wishing to join the special
Fourteen club please meet with the
club Saturday night and bring your
ten cents along.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1904-07-29
Leanna.
Mrs. f. M. Hibbard spent Thurs
Glay with Mrs, W. G. Hubbard.

Mrs. f. M, uibbard spent Thurs
day with Mrs. w. G. Hubbard.
Miss Elsie Pickett spent Saturday
night with Clara Hunter.
Mary Johnson of Savonburg visited
at Mrs. Courtney's Sunday.
Mrs. A. D. Reed, who has been very
sick, is recovering.
Mr.. Ira Tayler and wife took dinner
with Mr.. T. Ihgels and wife Sunday.
Born-to Mr.. and Mrs. H, A. Sours
of Leanna, July q, 1904, daughter.
The supper given at Leanna Satur-
day was we'll attended. The amount
taken IN was $25.
Mr.. and Mrs. T. L. 1ngels enter
tanned at their home Sunday after
noon, July "a. Ice cream was served
during the evening ana all rerort a
fine time. Those present were:
Misses Dosie, Meta and Edna Afford,
Clara and Linnie Hunter, Pansy and
Georgia Blair, Edna Hartsock, Mary
Johnson, Cora Hubbard, and Mrs.
Tyler; Messrs. Marion, Barton, Simon,
Errett and Newton Afford, Curtis.
Earl and Denton Hunter, Joe and
Arthur Libby, John and Cyrus Hart
sock, Martin Roberts, Earl Reed,
Dieskou Courtney, Morris Blair and
Ira Tyler.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1904-07-29
Urbana.

The weather the past week has been
good for growing crops but there has
not been rain enough to put the
ground IN good shape for blowing.
J. G. Nicely hauled a load from
Chanute Monday for the pumping
plant on the holland land.
A. j. Smith baled timothy hay tor
MI Wolf che past week.
DR.. lies was to sick to attend Sun
day school last Sunday.
Mrs. j. j. Powell is on the sick list.
Mrs. DR.. lies visited her daughter
in Chanute last Saturday.
Mrs. J. Nicely was visiting her
sister, Mrs. G. Noble Sunday and
Monday.
Mr.. VOLTS sister and husband from
California are visiting here.
A pumping station is being built
on the holland land.
The holland we'll No. is a fine
oiler.
Another dry hole on KYles land.
A dry hole on d. l.. Swans farm.
Still fishing on the lies land, but
talk of abandoning the hole and
starting new one.
We are glad to note that the oil
producers of Kansas and Oklahoma
are preparing to fight the Standard
oil trust. We can be Of no particular
service to the oil men, but we can
pattern on the back and say 60 ahead
boys and do good clean job of it,
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1904-07-29
Life
Long Sick and Nerv.
Gus Headaches.
DR.. Miles Anti-Pain
Pills Cured Me.
They Gave Me Instant
Relief.

The common affection of all mankind is
headache. From it few are entirely free.
DR.. Miles Anti Pain Pills will cure and in
most instances prevent headache of any kind
or degree. If you cannot enjoy theatre going,
car-riding, dancing, if you are subject to
nausea from nervous excitement, the fatigues
of travel or sight seeing, take an Anti-Pain
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find that YOU can successfully ward Oft all
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"With the greatest pleasure recommend
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By chance tried DR.. Miles Anti-P Pain Pills
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This is to certify that I have used Or.
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relief."-E. D. WEED, Ex-Mayor and Ex-
U. S. Dist. Atty, Helena, Mont.
All druggists sell and guarantee DR.. Miles
Anti-Pain Pills. They are non-laxative; con-
tain no opiates, never sold in bulk, rs doses,
IS cents. DR.. Miles Medical Co., Elkhart, Ind.