New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-03-01
TIE TALK or TIE DAY.

who IS the father OF tho house. well father
OF the constitution. was born I'm 1872. Then follow
IN ORDER N Gouin. born in ISIS. 81. Cazot, IN 1924:
~ GAIdInert-Pasquier. IN 1s3. n. Magnin. IN 1924
NJ Be;thelOt, IN ls2,; ~ de Marcere, IN 1898: Cen
cral Elliot. in lS2s. ~ B6renger. In 1850. and n.
Hcrve dc Saisy. In 1s53
WHEN MANDY STARTS TO WASH
When Mandy sets tho b'lo5 on.
An hH5tlvs up o.. fire.
An h'ists or sleeves ~ higher.
Wy, then yoa know IN war 10 on.
II Only th.rs ~ % - elt
When MANDY starts 10 wash.
Cold beans an bread an cones's all
IN l1t % eat that tsv.
An faint 10 ure 90 stay Ground
An. 80, In Aanty's Wav.
Fer t'en sa,.H pet mo- hard az work
V can't stay ro1ad IA house an. sh,rk
When Mandy starts 90 wash.
Al, 20 Z kinder bonn Ground
Ter dos,u a. Jo5.s an corner storej
Ta' BOYS sI. 81 about
Az ehsa.u. erar.srs-Gasl.
a'.'t tie uU'y salftlsss ono
wlsa Mandy starts 90 wash
Zen - Huhnn' down ~ ROAD.
A-frsNu' Frsrhy-i.ta.
U" t.ne il ~itr OBJ other boys
A fa,lsr can't heI. teellH mean
: long E Boz can't josh.
l-l.sn 'u 'a.y , e, 30 va r. Easn
-fGr.co q. I'~twI-k. iB IArpucotts Magazine
Tie iate General John y. Gordon and Governor
Chandler = Gear.il were tokc.lcr ~ hotel n At
laHta recently whom Governor Chandler asked tho
General u De had ever known OF a witty darby a--
cor.-nE 20 "LirP.ucotts.' Yes" Said the general.
Zone. When General Robert J. Leo was fighting
Gra-t in rla Iast days an old darby besler-d
headquarters with requests 20 SEQ Tho gin raj
lie was turned away dozen times. But one day
10 succeeded !a reaching the guard Immediately IN
front % General J. tent. and almost got into tho
tent itVrt before lo was stopped The alteration
which followed was overheard b. General Lee v no
called out. Let that man come ln- Then into tho
trrt c-ro Ito fellow. boucG. rLautlinE.
gIay headed. Euori,d old darby. who scraped the
gro-ud with hIs foot md kept turning his lat
around uervously IN HIS hand
" IS Oh. where DO you tc.ongr demanded General
lee
"T bTorgs TO " company. eia'rai.' returned TIE
darby.
$40 ycu done declared tho general sharply.
Every body in my company Inns been shot How
IS ~ that YOU haven't beeng
Tho farsy scratched his head. Then from his
twisted mouth came confidential whisper. Wen
yo sac, G'n'ral. rs this away I amt been shot
'clzc when doy's fight goin' On I always stays
with tho rlu'rals."
After the "Corner"-Gunner- Whatever became
Of that young stock Spectator who used to set
Guycr-Oh. he's getting more tips than ever
Guyer-Tos. hos a waiter IN n hotel now-O-hi-
cago News
4 London paper tells story 81 n certain short
sighted sportsman. Ito was asked ono morning by
a fellow s0lOurncr IN q small hotel on the shores
Of Loeb Carron what sport ne had had. Just seen
seal" he said; shot at II three times and missed
IT each time" At dinner, IN hour later ho sat
next 10 a with n bnndage round his head
accident" he inquired. "Accldenti' was the in
disnant response. Attempted murder you mean
was having battle about an hour ego when some
lunatic fred at me three times from the shore and
shot part of my ear on" Wonder who # could
have been" murmured the sportsman. and changed
tho conversation TO the japanese war.
rs ALL THE SAME
The sun, they say. gives heat and light
The moon Is SAID 20 shine by night.
And snow has been considered white
cannot tell these things may be-
! don't agroe.
Or disagree.
When people say that radium
To make a new advance has come,
smile. and simply answer. "Hml
II Il dGn't ssFT:ea
When led BY {every one knows who
] said tho thing that wasn't true;
Some people laid the blame on me
Or disagree
Some draw most decided line
S But such ' pTecsio SP1F{ decline eh1 Nine
They give opprobrous names to me-
Or disagree
So joyously through life I go
And never definitely know
Who cOmrade Is and who is
For they are all alike 10 me
Who can't agree
Or disagree
-uondon News
There is a gold mine in Australia which Is threa
thousand feet Deep and the various tunnels are q,
hot that cold water has TO be continually spraved
over the miners working the lode. Tho tenperatur.
Is usually about los degrees. and tho men have 10
work almost naked in order 70 stand the heat
ono obstacle Observation-Disclosures ,ycu-
mnemonic system If wonderful and / am sure that
any one. after mastering the rules. can learn to
remember anything. But am handicapped bv ora
difficulty.
Professor-whst is IT.
Scholar-T can't remember the rules-(Town and
Country.
There arc considerably more than six thousand
doctors in London alone. while the total OF Great
Britain and Ireland comes TO 37.TS0 The doctor,
increase at tho rate OF about four hundred a YEAR
but ten years ago. when tho necessary curriculum
was four years. instead Of I'VE. the average tn
crease was twice this number.
Watching tho Harvest.-"Did 7 understand Won "a
say that Mrs. Goldsolder viii not go to Florida for
the winter
Yes She doesn't care 10 leave her husband"
But why doesn't he go. too? lie Is making
LOT Of money you say
That's Just It He's plumber Judge