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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-07-12
LEADERS CONFER.

Oyster Bay, l.. l., July Ex-senator
Fairbanks and Chairman Cortelyou
had an important conference with
President Roosevelt yesterday.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-07-12
FRESNO FIRE.

Fresno. Cal. July 1.-THE Madary
planning mills and other mills close by
were burned last night with loss of
S225 900.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-07-12
CZAR'S TRAVELS.

Moscow, July 1.-THE Gar is travel
ling southwark reviewing troops.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-07-12

The ancient bridge at Ayr, Scotland,
built in 1892 and made famous by Rob
ert Burns, has been ordered to be closed
for repairs. 1t will cost $4,000 to put
II In good condition.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-07-12

"For Sale" cards at Bulletin ONCE.
The Springfield herald., 1904-01-22
Or. Williamson swears.

Yorktown, Ark, Jan. 1S.-Last week
4 statement was published from Le-
land Williamson. NJ. D., of this place.
to the effect that Dodd's Kidney Pills
are the best medicine for all Kidney
Diseases and that he uses them with
uniform success in his daily practice.
No one who knows DIR. Williamson
will doubt for a moment the complete
truth of his fearless declaration, but
to completely clinch the natter in the
minds of those who may not have the
pleasure of personal acquaintance
with this celebrated physician, DIR.
Williamson has appeared before MIR.
II. f. Greene, J. p. for Montgomery
County, and made a sworn statement.
In this sworn statement the doctor
has cited a number of cases which
have been completely cured by Dodd's
Kidney Pills. Here is case No. 1:
Henry Hall, Sr.. age 4S, an Ameri-
can. attacked with Malaria Haema-
turia, or Swamp Fever: temperature
ranged from 101 TO l05, highly coated
tongue, constitpated bowels. hemor-
rhagc or passage of blood from Kid
neys: used febrifuge and Dodd's Kid
neg Pills to relieve the inflammation
ard congested condition of Kidneys
ard to render the urine bland and non
Irritating. Recovery complete after
two months treatment of the Pills
The Springfield herald., 1904-01-22
WANT NO SERVANTS
WOMEN DO THEIR OWN WORK

Ladies Of Los Angeles Are Industrious
and Happy-They Cook and Sweep
and Yet Have Plenty of Leisure
Furthermore, They Have Their
Clubs.
In travelling about the United States
to discover what | may about the con-
lition of mistress and maid and study
deeply into the servant problem. i
seem at last to have reached place
where there is no problem Of the sort
"a place where women live happy and
contented lives, and even what they
call lives of leisure" all untroubled
about the subject which stirs the
hearts and souls of eastern. southern
and English women to their very
depths, writes Mrs. Elizabeth Banks
to the Washington Post from Los An
geles. California.
OF course. there are servants in Los
Angeles-that is, l mean TO say. there
are helps" $50 called) who cook and
sweep and dust and wait at table and
make the beds of persons who live at
hotels AID large boarding houses. But
in the smaller houses where private
families live seldom finds n servant.
or. as again should say help" for
already in my English ignorance of
true advancement and enlightenment
and equality as 1t is to be found on the
Pacific Coast, | have made downright
enemies of three hotel chambermaids
and two mattresses by speaking OF
them as Servants That term is en-
tirely tabooed In this part of the coun-
try and to Washingtonians and south
erners and English people who contem-
plate visiting California send forth
this word of warning-Do not say
Servant" in California.
Los Angeles houses are the most
conveniently built houses ] have ever
seen. They seem to be built for the
habitations OF women who do their
own housework. The typically con
venient house Is built all on the one
floor. and very pretty and delightful II
is, too The rooms are all communi-
eating, while every one, of course, has
also an entrance from the large. square
hall And in this conveniently built
house the housewife fits merrily from
room to room singing a coon melody
or a snatch from classic, washing her
dishes. sweeping, dusting, washing
and ironing clothes, making bedside,
ing it all SO rapidly and with such ap-
parent pleasure that nobody would
think of feeling sorry for her.
have talked with some dozens OF
these Los Angeles housewives on the
servant problem" and they have
laughed at me. They tell me they
know nothing about such problem
That they know nothing of servants
and do not want to know. They have
no need for them. and really would not
know what to do with one should she
come to them and offer to work for
nothing.
These California women fly about
and get all their work done long be
fore 10 O'Clock in the morning. and
then the rest of the day. so they say
they have nothing to do but enjoy
themselves. They dive into literature
play the piano or harp. do fancy work
lie out in hammocks in the hot sun
and go to their clubs. of which there
seems to be about hundred in this
city. Club life among the California
women seems to be the life. Many o
them belong to four or five clubs.
The Springfield herald., 1904-01-22
Maaoueraded As a Man.

A remarkable case of a woman mas
querading as man has just come to
light near Rockville. in the western
part of this state, near the Oregon line,
says a Boise, Idaho. dispatch. few
days ago Joe Monogan. well-known
cowboy, died suddenly on Succor creek
IN Oregon. When the body was being
prepared for burial 1t was found the
deceased was woman. She had rid
den the ranges of eastern Oregon for
twenty-five years and was widely
known as an expert. faithful. untiring
cowboy. She worked for the cattle
men during the summer and in winter
looked after stock of her own, of which
she possessed quite herd. The wo-
man was an expert shot with revolver
and rife.
Her home was in dugout near
Rockville. She was about fifty-four
years of age and was well liked by all
who knew her. She had served on
juries and voted at all elections.
The Springfield herald., 1904-01-22
The trishman's Protest.

The late Amos Cummings of New
York used to tell this story OF his first
assignment as newspaper reporter
He was sent out to write up an acci-
dent where an Irish hodcarrier was
injured in fall from building. He
arrived Just as two officers were as
sisting the injured man into the ambu-
lance.
Whats his name?" asked Cum
mings of one of his officers. at the
same moment pulling out his pad and
pencil.
The Irishman heard him, and mis-
taking him for the timekeeper on the
job, exclaimed. with a look of disgust
covering his face:
Isn't it trouble enough to fall three
stories without being docked for the
few moments | lose goin' to tn hos.
pital?"-New York Times.
The Springfield herald., 1904-01-22
COULDN'T BELIEVE HIS PLEA.
How Confession Of Guilt Saved a Eo.
torious Liar.

tOFlouS Liar.
The Rev. DIR. Charles II. Parkhurst
was discussing recently certain phases
of corruption.
Il declare" he said. when | see
some of the deceit that exists about
me. | can almost sympathize with the
jury in the Jerome Ess case. You
have heard of the Jerome Ess case?
No?
well, jerome Ess. western man,
was noted for his mendacity. 1t was
impossible to believe him, impossible
TO trust him. He got finally in the tolls
of the law, and at his trial he pleaded
guilty.
He did well 10 plead guilty, for the
case against him was strong and ire
iutable. Nevertheless the jury in its
verdict declared him innocent.
THE judge was thunderstruck at
this.
"'Innocent?' he said. Innocent?
But the man himself pleads Suilty?'
I'VE know it, your honor said the
foreman of the jury. but he's such a
liar that we can't believe him. New
York Tribune.
The Springfield herald., 1904-01-22
TOO CROOKED TO KEEP STILL
Clever Comparison Credited to VIII
liam lnsco Buchanan.


liam lnsco Buchanan.
William Insco Buchanan. the newly
appointed minister to Panama. used ia
live in Sioux City. where he is much ad'
mired for his public spirit and for his
original and humorous mind.
Mr.. Buchanan's friends like TO cite
the odd and telling comparisons and
SMILES that he often makes. One OF
these SMILES. quoted recently by a
brother organizer with Mr. Buchanan
OF the Sioux City corn palaces. was ap
piled to dishonest politician.
This man." said Mr.. Buchanan. "is
as crooked as-as crooked as-well !
can only compare him to stick that
once saw in the forest
81 was walking In the forest when I
heard a strange. rustling noise.
made cautiously toward the sound, 10
see what 1t might come from. 1t
came. found to my surprise. from a
stick. This stick lay on the ground.
and 1t was turning and twisting all
over. 1t was SO crooked 1t couldn't
keep still."-New York Tribune.
The Springfield herald., 1904-01-22
Professors Little Joke.

The late Prof Samuel ID. Gross was
a man who. like many of his col.
leagues, was very fond Of good
story, and was equally quick at repair
tee, says the Philadelphia Ledger.
The following anecdote of his happy
retort to an admiring patient is too
good to be lost:
DR.. Gross had been i'll for some
time and was Just beginning to get
around. when he met a patient who
said:
Professor. am very glad to see
that you are out again. while you were
sick your patients were dying by the
dozen"
merry twinkle came into the doc.
tors eye, as he replied:
81 see! Now. suppose. they will
die by the Gross"
The Springfield herald., 1904-01-22
lust as a Favor.

The man who knows it all had been
talking. and in his superior way had
settled every question that had come
up, until the quiet little man was
moved to speak
will you grant me one little IA
vor?" he asked humbly, as became a
man who realized that he was adj
dressing one who knows it all.
"Certainly," replied the other. Wat
is it?"
well, will you kindly permit me
to know something about one or two
subjects In which | am personally in
terested, If ! will concede all the
knowledge of everything else to you?'
And after that there was lull in
the conversation that seemed to indi-
cate that permission had been given.
The Springfield herald., 1904-01-22
Feminine Criticism,

Camille Saint-Saens, the eminent
French composer. is as interested in
current criticism and in the work of
his contemporaries as he is in his
own music.
He was talking recently with a
young woman who had just been to
the recital of young pianist whose
talents had had much preliminary ad-
vertising. The young woman spoke en-
Enthusiastically of the pianist's good
looks, his clothes, his way of sitting
at the piano, his charming manner of
acknowledging applause. Saint
Saens listened patiently until she
stopped a moment for breath.
"Um." he commented, thoughtfully;
land did you notice anything abou'
his ing?"-Harper' Weekly.
The Springfield herald., 1904-01-22
Ciqarmakers' Union.

The Cigarmakers International I'm.
ion of America. which has won by
common consent the place of the mod
el union in the world of labor. has 43.-
900 members each of whom contrib
utes IS in ininitiation fees and 80
cents week for dues to the treasury.
The organization handles over 81 POO
900 a year IT pays strike benefit of
So week funeral benefit OF $50. a
wife and widowed mother benefit of
$40 and a graduated death benefit
running from 5000 to $3.50.
The Springfield herald., 1904-01-22
Deafness Cannot Be Cured

ey local applications they cannot reach tfo dis
sised portion of the There Is only ono way 10
Deafness Is caused by an innnmcd condition u the
mucous lining of the Fusthchinn Tube. When TINS
lube ia innamed you have rImbling sound or I'm
perfect hearing and when It IL eItlrely closed Deal
ness ia the result and unless the Inflammation can he
taken out and this tube restored to its normal cond
tjun hearing will he destroyed forever; nj ease.
out Of ten caused by tatarrh, which IN nothing
In an nnamed condition of the mucous surfaces.
we will give One Hundred Dollars for my care ot
Deafness (cHured by ca,arr) that cannot De cufeu
by Halls Cntarrh Cure. send for circulars free. n
+. j. CHENEY CO., Toledo U.
Sold by Druggist iic
Take IIair. Family rIl- for constipation.
The Springfield herald., 1904-01-22

the unfortunate ones. Little or no risk
need be run II Peruna is kept in the
house and ut the first appearance of any
symptom of catarrh taken rs directed on
the bottle.
Peruna is safeguard, is a preventa-
tive. a specific, is n cure for all cases of
catArrh, acute and chronic, coughs colds,
consumption, etc.
II you do not receive prompt and salts
factory results from the use of Perunn.
write mt once to DIR. Hartman. giving q
full statement of your case. and he will
vice gratis.
Address DR.. Hartman. President of
The Hartman Sanitarium. Columbus,
Ohio,
The Springfield herald., 1904-01-22
Christmas Box.

The familiar term Christmas box
comes from the oldtime custom OF
placing alms-boNes in the churches
Christmas morning to receive dona-
tons from the congregation for the
benefit of the poor. As the aims ware
not given out until the next day. Leg.
q came 10 be known as Boxing da -
The Springfield herald., 1904-01-22
Don't Rent a Farm-euyl

Colorado farmers can get good lrri-
gated land. best of water rights, splen-
did crops. and pay about the usual
rental for the use OF the land. In three
years they'll own 1t clear. The best
chance to get good farm ever offered
In the state Write to-day to Ihe
Colorado Bureau of Immigration. Leph
Chas. Felt. president. Majestic bulid-
ing, Denver. Colorado.
The Springfield herald., 1904-01-22

Dealers say that as soon as Gus
toner tries Defiance Starch 1t Is I'M
possible to sell them any other cold
water starch. II can be used cold
or boiled.
The Springfield herald., 1904-01-22

But said the suspicious customer.
are you sure this is genuine cane
sugar." "Of course | am. sir" an
swered the honest grocer, doesn't my
advertisement expressly say that it
can't be beet?"
The Springfield herald., 1904-01-22

Say. ADAM remarked Eve at the
breakfast table. Would you just as
leaf | got some new clothes?" HUH"
growled Adam. Il don't care a fig what
you get"
The Springfield herald., 1904-01-22

Hundreds of dealers say tho extra
quantity and superior quality of De-
fiance Starch is fast taking place OF
all other brands. Others say they
cannot sell any other starch.
The Springfield herald., 1904-01-22
In Emmons Co., Dakota.

We can sell You 100 acres hne ANA.
sow II to SalZcr's Flax and reap
enough to pay for your land. etc. hav-
ing n fine farm free the first year.
Have ten such pieces for sale.
JOHN A. SALZER SEED CO..
(W. N. W La Crosse WE
The Springfield herald., 1904-01-22

when | looked at this picture las'
week ! failed to observe those goats
down in the corner" Probably the!
butted in since them
The Springfield herald., 1904-01-22

Storekeepers report that the extra
quantity. together with the superior
tsiality OF Defiance Starch makes it
next to impossible to sell any other
brand.
The Springfield herald., 1904-01-22

THE Chicago girl. I'd have you TO
know, has the whole world at her rect.
Yes; and they cover considerable
share OF II"
The Springfield herald., 1904-01-22

She-And am | really and truly the
first girl you ever made love to? He
Sure. Heretofore | confined my love
making TO widows exclusively.
The Springfield herald., 1904-01-22

When Brigham Young read about
Lots wife being turned to salt, he went
to salt Lake and found lots OF wives.
The Springfield herald., 1904-01-22

Idle hands make lots of work Tor
busy hands to do; idle steps make lots
Of holes for busy threads to sew.
The Springfield herald., 1904-01-22

1t often takes n man who knows noth-
ing "a long time to tell H.
The Springfield herald., 1904-01-22

A mans life insurance policy is paid
after he is dead but his fire insurance
is of no use even though he should need
The Springfield herald., 1904-01-22

''Did you read that story about the ma u
who proposed to the wrong girlH liuh.
any girl is the wrong girl for II man I"
uroppse to-
The Springfield herald., 1904-01-22

'Tommie must have three feet. How
so?'' 'Why. he writes that he has grown
foot since he left homo.
The Springfield herald., 1904-01-22

Iobo-If that dog bites me he'll die
See? LADY, believe you. | don't see
how ne could recover from II.
The Springfield herald., 1904-01-22

Better dozen thorns on the bush tha
one in the nesh.
The Springfield herald., 1904-01-22

The secret OF the populari'v nf HaNter's
"Bullhead' 5-cent cigar is revealed IN one
word-"Quality."
The Springfield herald., 1904-01-22

FITS N ss or sst
or Send for FREE 02 90 trial bottle and treaties.
Dn H. KLINE, Ltd ISL Arch Street, Philadelphia, Pa
The Springfield herald., 1904-01-22

II YOU have smoked Bullhead 5-cen,
cigar you know how good theS are u
YOU have not. peter try one!
The Springfield herald., 1904-01-22

The mildest tobacco that grows IL used
In the makeup OF BaNtcr's Bullheud d
cent cigar. Try one and see.
The Springfield herald., 1904-01-22

Women who would jump at the chance
to get married are reminded that ms is
leap year.
The Springfield herald., 1904-01-22

The most some people do FOR living is
to breathe.
The Springfield herald., 1904-01-22

Mrs. wInslow'a Soothing Syrup.
For children teethng aoftens tho gums reduces Ia
namm alton. aays pain cures wind coliu. 2ac bottle
The Springfield herald., 1904-01-22
Life.

A catch of breath, a rising sun,
A few gray clouds, lifes race begun.
Youth scales the heights. love seeks its
end.
Wealth comes and goes. ties break and
mend.
The Springfield herald., 1904-01-22

Jack-would you coast with me forever
down the hill OF time. dear? Glll-WhS
yes II youIl let me steer.
The Springfield herald., 1904-01-22

riso's Cure for Consumption liz an in'a.iihle
medicine for coughs and colds.-N. w. SAhCEl-
Ocean Grove. N. j., Feb. IL, 1900.
The Springfield herald., 1904-01-22

1t may be money that talks. but whis-
kew lelis man.
The Springfield herald., 1904-01-22

VIM ms Guitar. Mandoln.. Etc EIp"rt
vtOIlNS Repairing and S,rtugr. T.. Busch
enberg 4 Co.. sd 10Th St. Denver. Catnlos free.
The Springfield herald., 1904-01-22

A womnns age is one of natures great
est secrets.
The Springfield herald., 1904-01-22
A PLAIN TALK
On q Plain Subject in Plain
Language.

The coming winter will cause at least
one-half of the women to have catArrh.
colds. coughs, pneumonia or cG;nisu,mp. .;1i
their lives and tens of thousands will
The Springfield herald., 1904-01-22

A smile of satisfaction goes with one of
RaXter.s "Bmllhead" 5-cent cigars.
The Springfield herald., 1904-01-22

STOVE REPAIks of sve,y lnown %sa, anG 9t
PuLLEN. 1881 lAwRESCE ST Denver. Phone I.5
The Springfield herald., 1904-01-22

The sun drops down the clouds swing
low.
A few farewells then time to GO.
Clifford Kane Stout.
The Springfield herald., 1904-01-22

Times text OF change. old friends depart.
Late thoughts grow wise grace leads the
heart
The Springfield herald., 1904-01-22

JUNE TINT BUTTER COLOl
makes top of the market butter.
The Springfield herald., 1904-01-22

4 few good friends, tear smile.
Some DAYS of cheer sign meanwhile.
The Springfield herald., 1904-01-22

Smoke BaNtcrs "EnIIheHH oc IIGhr.
There's no use looking for soft snap.
Soft IhlnnS lnm.I snnr
The Springfield herald., 1904-01-22

Stops the Cough and
Works on tho Cold
Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets Price2o
The Springfield herald., 1904-01-22
Hereford and Shorthorn Bulls

III registered and high grade: also rang., bred
calves for sale. AGdre-- THE WESTERN BREED
ERS' ASSOCIATIONS. A. J. Botbw II, General Man.
ager. Union Stock Yards. Denver. Colorado.
The Springfield herald., 1904-01-22

DENVER NORMAL nnd ssaSa aSa GSn SSr
rcIal courseA. I5Gi Ulennr,n. FNED DICK, Prn.
The Springfield herald., 1904-01-22
Oxford Hotel. .

Denver. On. Block from Union Depot. Fire proof
c. II. MORSE. Myr.
The Springfield herald., 1904-01-22

nd tens of thousands will
acquire some chronic all
ment from which they will
never recover.
Unless you take the nee
essary precautions. the
chances are that you twh0
read this will be one of
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-11-17

/ encouraging the gaze Of the man he
had wrunged. The voices on the
stage sounded far away. Jessie's
innocent words. your boyhood friend.
John Burt, haa hurled him FOR the
moment from the heaven of bliss 10
the nadir OF remorse. Opportunely
for his confusion. Edith called Jes-
sizes attention to some triaing matter.
and in the interval he regained his
cOmpOsure.
The play ended. and Arthur Morris
again joined the Blake party as they
waited Tor the crowd to leave. He
declined Blake's invitation to supper.
pleading a previous engagement.
Il am chaperoning the governor" !"
he laughed. pointing to his father.
whose ponderous bulk blocked an ad-
jacant aisle. by the way. Blake
did you follow my tip on L. & o.?
Bought little. did you2 That's
right; keep on buying IT, IT'S going
up, as | said it would You needn't
be afraid OF t."
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-11-17

way. Flossie. awed b. the aaaccuss
toned severity Of tone, obeyed.
"She came down of her own accord
and sal on my lap. Fortunately. sad
a box II sweets. and / was ono ing
her son when there came another
tap at tie door. Putting her hastily
down. fo' / did not wish to be caught
with a .'oung lady in my arms, 4
opened Il door, and there stood a
stout French nurse. with a high white
cap and a,sron, WHO asked anxicualy
if la petite Mademoiselle Helene was
within. AAd. Flossie, she sternly
reprimanded my charmer fer entering
a strange gentleman's apartments IN
invited, and she led the beautiful
blonde away in tears-who. BY The
way, was just three years old. and il
was from a baby carriage that ! as
sisted her the day beforel"
By this time Flossie had ceased &c
weep, and, though much abashed, she
could not restrain from joining IN her
Sunt's laugh.
'Flossie,' said Miss Treadway later
on, how do you like the idea Of Toms
flirting? And believe heard a
maiden say not long ago that she
wished he would tease her as he used
to do. How do you enjoy it?"
Spare mel" cried Flossie. You
know / don't like it. Oh. | wish We
could go away from here. Mr.. Ire
vor's attentions are SO marked. and
the worst of it is l now realize that
| am to blame"
What do you say to trip to Ger
many, for instance?" said Miss Tread
way.
THE very thing!" cried Flossie. all
smiles.
And the next week found them
bound for the Fatherland.-Louis K
Fulton in Chicago American.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-11-17
President skillfuI With Foils.

According to Generso Pavese, said
to be the champion fencer Of the
worlt, President Roosevelt has more
ability with the foils than many Of the
foreign ministers and attaches IN
Washington who have handled the
flexible steel rods since their youth.
Signcr Pavese has been instrueting
the president for the past year, and
declares that he is his aptest pupil
For a time the lessons have beer dis
continued, he says, but they win be
resumed about the middle Of Decem
Der. "Mr. Roosevelt" says the fenc
ing master, sis wonderfully quick and
is finely developed physically. His
arms are rounded and sinewy-in fact.
he is a perfect specimen OF man
hood"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-11-17
A Prophet without Honnr.

The late Hugh Stowell Scott. ia
nous as Henry Seton Merriman. au.
thor Of The Sewers The Vultures'
and other novels, was a man of extra
ordinary reserve and self-command.
The following story is told of him:
His father, who was a director of
the London Graphic. had an unac
countable objection to his sons fol
lowing literary career. and tried to
make business man of him. His
son wrote in secret under a pseudo
nym. and, although his work was sue
cessful. he never betrayed his literary
identity to mis- father.
On one occasion his father placed
before him one OF the young authors
own stories. saying, Now. if you could
write a hook like this. it would be an
other thing altogether"
And still the son kept silence
Harpers.