Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1904-09-16


firmed. Chicago Record Herald.
First Moth-Haye you anything On
hand tonight? Second Moth-Yes, Pm
Invited to u camphor ball-Philadel.
phla Record
She--My face Is my fortune He 40,
yet ardenD-And iet me assure you,
my dear. you have spent hone OF it
New Yorker.
Mother-Eaye you taken your cold
bath yet, Williey Wiilie-There wasnt
amy cold water warm enough,
go Daily News
Are you still making visits to your
dentists" No" "How's that2" '.Oh.
nothing; only | ran out OF teeth."-Ds>
troit Free Press.
B1inks-rime runs on. eh? Now
what makes Time run on? BJinks-
The spur OF the moment, | s'pose.--
Houston Chronicle.
Benson-Bought sawmlll, ehs
What are you going to do with lit
Jenson-Brlng out new breakfast
food.-Town Topics.
Hes what l call budding gen.
ius.'" who? Braggy Yes. like all
budding things he's inclined to blow"
Philadelphia Press.
Johnny-Pa, what Is a diplomstf Pa
We'll, son, it's man who can stretch
hands across the sea without putting
his foot in 1t, too-Exchange.
whats he going to call itl" "Por.
trait OF lady" But 1t doesn't look
like her at allr' Then he might call
1t portrait OF another lady. Life.
They have called two doctors In for
sgree?' II believe they have agreed
upon the price. philadelphia Ledger.
did you ever take chance In Wall
streetr' NO answered Mr.. Ardluc:
II put up my money several times. But
I never got chance ce-"-Washington
Star.
Young Author-when | write far
into the night find great difficulty In
getting to sleep. Friend-Why don't
you read over what you have writtenf
Princeton Tiger.
Mamma" said little Elsie, I'VE have
to be very saving, don't wer' Yea
dear" But l was just thinking, sup
pose we 'conomize on cod-liver oilv'-
Philadelphia Press.
Frtend-What are you going to do
with all those presents? You have no
family. Smart-Going to send 'em to
my friends In st. Louis. I'm going to
the Iposition.-Exchange.
And do you think" he asked. that
men progress after deathT "Well,"
she replied, ''if they don't it would al
most seem useless for some OF them to
die. Chicago Record Herald.
Brown-Don't get gay, OF I'll be
forced to pound little sense into your
head. Green-Huh! 1t would take a
dozen men like you to pound any sense
into my head.-Chicago News.
/ Whats wit. anyway" well, a
good many people seem to have the
Idea that wit Is the knack OF making
one person uncomfortable In the pres-
encs Of others. rs."-Chicago Post
Tsacher-So I've caught you chew
ing gum. have I? Sammy-No, NUM-
| wasn't chewin'. | was jest keeptn'
II there instead OF In my pocket. It's
70 sticky.-Chicago Daily News.
what can | do for my little boyS"
asked mamma, 80 that he won't have
to eat between meals?" Have the
meals flicker together" replied the
greedy young man.-Glasgow Evening
Times.
Major Qndignantly)-Wha do you
mean, sentinel, by sleeping at your
post? II the enemy should appear you
would be lost Sentinel-Don't worry,
major. haven't an enemy In the
whole city.-Fliegende Blatter.
Are there clubs for women In this
town. asked the suffraglst from the
East. Certainly not" replied the gal
liant Westerner; I'VE can hanu.e wom-
en- without clubs. Chicago Evening
Post
She (bored)-No, Mr.. Lytely. can
never love you. honor and respect
you. am sure you would make some
other woman good husband -
He-well-ergiye me letter of rec
ommenda ton to my next place,--1tt-
Bits.
Eddie-Aren't you sorry that you are
an only child? Freddie-Oh, no; don'r
mind 1t, but it's tough on pa Eddie
How SO? Freddie-Well, you see, I'm
getting too big for him to have TO
take me to the circus. and there aren't
any younger kids in the family for him
to fall back on.--Brooklyn Life.
"You have been fighting again, Tom.
my" Il couldn't help it. mamma.
That Stapleford boy sassed me-" That
was no reason for lighting You should
have remembered that "a soft answer
turneth away wrath and given him q
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