Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1904-03-05

married men.-Life.
He-Thlnk twice. love before Won
refuse me- She-Why should | think
twice? He-Becausc, my dear, wom-
an mover thinks twice the same.
"Rain water" said the teacher. is
always soft is 1t not?" "Not always"
replied the bright scholar; sometimes
it's SOFT but very often It comes down
hard"
Harold" said his mother, severely.
/ "why did you take two pieces Of cake
/ from the platter" "Weu. YOU see,
mamma, had to. l was playing that
| was twins
Post-nuptial: lie (whosc wife has
been reading some of his old love let
tcrs to hew--What is the use of keep
ing ali those old things? Shc-Lest we
lorgct-lest we forget-BrooliIy Life.
Darkway--Did you make love to any
girls Mt the shore? Ceyeron-Yes.
one from Boston and one from New
Orleans. GLOW was it?" "D,d You
ever have chllls and fever T'-Smart
Set.
Young Wife (at dlnner-I didn't tell
you. Adolphus, l cooked the dinner TO-
| lay myself. Husband-Iudprd. Then
N my thoughts l have been doing poor
Mary Ann a great njustice-pear-
sons Weekly.
Say" began the determined looking
man, II want Il good revolver" Eyes,
sir" said the salesman, "a six shoot
r?' Why-er-youd better make it
nine-shooter. l want to use it on a
at next door"
Jcnlins-IIave you a typewriter at
our office? Jinks-Yes. indeed! Jcn-
dns--What style? Jinks-Oh. the very
Attest. You should see the new fall
own she's wearing these days.-Plil.
delphia Public Ledger.
Lady Visitor TO little girh-What
1ecame Of the little Kitten you had
ere once? Little Girl-Why, haven't
on heard? Lady Nistor-No Was
g drowned? Little Girl-Why. no 1t
,roWed up to be a cat-llustrated
sits.
Mother-Now, before you go to
.'eep, have you been guilty Of any
tile sins that you should be sorry for?
Villie-Ies, ma, l think I've been gull
y Of usury. Mother-Of usury? Will
.a-Yes, ma, l found penny, and
sod it!
Say began the first man. nibbing
us pen, "how do YOU spell slbbering'
with g or J'?' Il don't spell it
It all replied the other "When I
: want to call man that sort of idiot [
lust say it. I'm not fool enough to
put it in writing"
Mrs. De F-My dear, I have picked
I2ut husband for you. Miss De F.
very well; but | want to say right
now, mother, that when it comes to
buying the wedding dress | am going
0 select the material myself; so there!
New York Weekly.
SMITH wonder what Brown IN
tends to do with all the money he got
or those historical novels he wrote.
| jones-Ie intends to travel. He feels
that he ought to visit some Of the
places he wrote about; just to see
| N4dI llcJ are Ikp.-LiIe.
Mamma, l know the gentlcman's
name that called to see Aunt Ellie last
highland nobody told me either"
We'll, then, what Is it, Bobbie?'
Why George DON'T heard her say
George Don't In the parlor four or five
times running. That's what his name
! is!'-Tit-Bits
did you tell that awful bore who
called that l had gone to San Fran
cisco" Eyes, sir" said the new Office
boy; Il told him you started this morn.
ing" Good boy! What did lie say?"
He wished to know when you'd re-
turn sir, and told him did not think
you would be back until after lunch"
Van Antler entertaining Witherby
at his country home)-Now, old man,
If you should happen to want any,
thing In the night, Just touch this
bell. Witherby-Never! l know how
hard 1t IS to keep servants In the coun.
try. Catch me touching that bell.
Van Antler-But l assure you you
are perfectly safe. The bell doesn't
Work.-Life.
| "How's your mother? asked the
neighbor. Worried to death" answers
ed the boy who was swinging on tho
front gate. Fathers hunting in the
Adlrondacks, brother Bills gone to a
political convention, brother jacks
Joined a football team and the dress
maker has Just told mother that she'd