Casco Bay breeze. [volume] (South Harpswell, Me.) 1901-1917, 1904-08-11

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BARRIERS used 10 speak of my hair"
You mean before you began to get
bald!"
Eyes. Now they speak Of my hairs
Press.
An Urchin Cheated.
What is Jimmy wailing about
now"
"Oh. he is mad because YOU cut the
grass in the back yard: he wanted il
TO get tall. so he could make Jungle
Cincinnati Commercial Tribune.
How IL Happened.
81 heard you giggling in the parlor
last night" said the stern parent. II
think you must have been beside your.
self"
"Oh. no." said the pretty girl. blush.
ing deeply. Il was beside Charli. -
Chicago News.
The Limit.
Corncrib Conrad-"!.in't il disgusting
de way desc foreigners is crowding in
evcrywhcrc:'
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time WIZ in Jail ,lcy put me in a cell
wild Pole an DagO. WOt yer t'ink
o dat:-Puck.
She Couldn't Forget IT.
He-"lve forgotten what was the
longest day in the year
She-"I ain not sure OF the date
either. but 1 remember it was that day
In June when you called both in the
morning and afternoon. New Or
leans Timcs-Democrat.
To Meet Competition.
Passer-by-"I thought you were
blind?' IL
Northumberland. boss. times is so
hard ana competition is so great that
even blind man has TO keep his eyes
open nowadays il he wants to do any
business at all."-Chicago Journal.
The Professor.
Opep Your, mouth a little wider,
please" Said the dentist
My friend" replied the professor.
with some Impotence. II can't open
~ hsSoth dhs "iucf- nut Gail eA'
tend 1t vertically a little more, il you
iuSist upon it"-Chicago Tribune.
- Three OF q Kind.
Rebecca-"You see. met Martha. and
she is so hard to get away from"
Rachel-"How funny, I've heard
her say the same hing about you"
Rebceca-"well. that beats every.
thing. I've heard her say it about
you, too."-Cleveland Commercial Tri.
bune.
Lots Of EN-.
81 see by the papers" said the man
who likes to read statistics, that the
Canadians smoked 2OO.OOOOOO cigar.
cites last year"
N.Y. exclaimed the plain man:
who'd ever think that they had so
many college men over thcrc"'-Cleye-
land Leader.
Ont on the First.
- 1t was ut a charity dinner that a
careless v tier split q plate ever one
OF the clergyman present
remembering himself, he turned to his
Deighbor and asked: "Will some lay.
man kindly say few words appropri.
ate to the occasion:'
Induced.
ono" said the dealer IN rare coins.
"therc's no premium OIL this silver
dollar Of IS2G."
mo? thought IL might be worth
a good deal" said Marklcy.
"Ob. they're not rare ut all. How.
ever. I'll give you fifty cents for H."
AN Catholic Standard aud
Timcs.
Sun-~corchcd.
Uicks-"I understand you met my
brother down ut the shore
wicks-"Ycs; tile rcd-hcadcd one"
Uicks-"Oh. you're mistaken. The
only brother have is quite bald now.
but"
wicks-"Exactly and he's been bath.
ing every day without any bat 20
Philadelphia Public Ledger.
Time To Die.
City Ediior-"See here. In your nc.
count Of Congressman CrOokits fun.
craI. you continually refer to his pre-
mature demise"
RepOrter-"weIl. lie was n young
man, and"
City Editor-"But that scamp's de-
mise couldn't possibly be too prema-
ture. Philadelphia Ledger.
Almost weird.
81 can't see through the Shakespeare
problem"
what do you meanT'
"why. he's conceded 10y nearly every
body TO have been one Of the worlds
greatest poets. yet there doesn't seem
W be hardly any Of his stun that
couIdn't be understood right OF by
anybody with ordinary intelligence
Chicago Record. HerIld.