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The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1904-06-02
Four Hours
In the Park.

Four Hours Memorial Day was
In the Park. celebrated inside the
prison walls by granting the pris-
oners the freedom of the park for
the morning. The day was per-
feet, being neither too warm nor
too cold for comfort. At $50 a.
m. the signal was given to fall in,
the band waiting outside the cell
house door struck up a march,
and a few minutes later the men
were in the park and the order to
break ranks was given. The men
walked about renewing acquaint-
anceship, sat on the grass under
the trees and talked, or listened to
the music for more than three
hours. At noon they returned to
the dollhouse where a holiday din.
ner awaited them, and in the after.
noon they wrote letters.
The band "did itself proud
Selections were played at short
intervals all morning, the Grove
expressing It's appreciation by iti
Applause and remarks of unqual
fled approval. The last number
played just before the men lefttht
park, was the ''Star Spangled Ban
ner,' at the first strains of which
Iguards and prisoners uncovered
Then there was a vocal quartette
composed of Mr.. Hewitt and thre'
members of the choir, which ia
ored the men with several selec
tions and added materially to tn
enjoyment of the occasion. TIL
colored members of the communit
sang glees without number.
The crowd was as we'll behave
: and orderly as it is possible 70
) men to be. Everybody enjoye
J himself and nobody took advar
} tage of the privileges extended.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1904-06-02

Movement Of MILO pIiSOAoIo
Prison Population. were received
and seven discharged within the
week. Those discharged were:
A. T., SAL; J. W., 857; G. c., 858;
F. L., 1863; A. H., 854; T. D., 5644,
and r. S., 1O42.
There are 634 prisoners in the
institution, graded as follows
First grade, 423; second grade, 1856
and third grade, fourteen.
The latest register number il
1886.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1904-06-02

Miss Myrtle Fl. Persons, Of Do
yer, Mimi, niece of Capt.
French's, visited the prison one
day last week and was escorted
through by the. captain.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1904-06-02

Warden Wolfer spent Sunday
and Monday with DR.. Merrill at
his fishing lodge up the river.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1904-06-02
HHELIOGRAMSH
E} BY F.. NJ. III


When q man is full Of raw liq-
uor he is ripe for any kind of
trouble.
Some men aim SO high that
they shoot over the wolf crouch
ing at the door.
In his battle for existence the
hobo never goes to the front but
to the rear door.
Morals would be greatly elevated
in this country by lowering the
number of divorces.
A writer says that it is dead
wrong for man to getdead drunk,
and he is dead right.
| The only patriotism that some
statesmen ever display is when
they quit public life.
The little brown jug is the most
destructive mine that Old Nick
plants in the sea of life.
| The president of our local circle
won't hazard his popularity if he
appoints the present critic for
several more terms.
/ An ornithologist says that the
/ English sparrow is the hardest
worker Of the bird family. What's
the matter with the Utah stork?
J, William Randolph Hearst is, in
my estimation, such a big man
that if he is nominated and elected
he will have to shake some foot
: powder in the presidential brogans
: in order to pull them on.
A man in Ohio became so in
> fatuated, so devoted to his owr
wife that he went insane and hal
. to be removed to an asylum. Doc
tors that attended the patient sa,
he is suffering from a very rar'
| disease and that it is in no sens
Q contagious.
In his race for county superin
tendent of schools, a college, bre'
5 Indian is giving exhibitions Q
war dances in his canvass. Now
h if his opponent. who is a youn
woman, would only don the cos
tune of a ballet dancer and do
IS little fancy kicking in her canvas
i she would draw larger crowd c
: old bald headed voters than tn
- noble red man.
It
, In an address to the members {
= the federation of women's clubs 6
l. st. Louis, Melville E. Stone sal
that women are responsible for th
scandal in American papers, tht
70 no large metropolitan newspape
!, can live without their supper
- that the newspapers of today al
s. edited for the women, not for mel
Now, everybody knows that tt
a average woman will make an int
a lectual meal out of three or fo1
= columns of scandal and then gul
= down the bargain counter page fl
= desert, but man like Mr.. Stor
- with the courage to face two tho
sand women and tell them so
entitled to big bunch of Il
Carnegie hero fund.
n. japanese Entbem.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1904-06-02
BASEBALL.

Standing Of the Clubs in the National
and American Leagues, and
American Association,
June l..
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1904-06-02
the banks the next day.

Gypsy does not accompany the
buccaneers on their perilous voy-
ages. Her family requires her
presence. This is the cloud on
Sinbad's horizon. IF that Peg
was a bit Of good,,' he says, ''she'd
look after all the pups an Gyp
could come along with us; but
she's frivolous an amt to be re-
lied on, SO we has to leave GyI
home when we goes to sea"
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1904-06-02

It is a,funny kind of way that
the employer and employee have
of greeting each other in Japan.
Here's the way they do it. When
the clerk comes into the Office in
the morning he first hangs up his
hat. His employer pretends not
to see him. Once his hat and
coat are in place he moves toward
his employer who rises to receive
him. They both bow and draw in
their breath with a sucking sound.
They seat themselves, then half
rise again with their hands resting
on their knees. After this they
talk casually about cherry bios
SONS, the weather or some indif-
ferent subject before etiquette will
allow them to approach the bust
ness Of the day.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1904-06-02
LOCAL NEWS.

Deputy Warden Glennon went to
Rochester on business yesterday.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1904-06-02

The trouble with most Of us in
looking for the right track is that
we have been looking through the
wrong end of the glasses. It al
ways seemed SO far away.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1904-06-02
REFLECTIONS
.sssBY e@et
G.. s.


G. s. 81
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
A bad name sticketh closer than
3 brother.
A fool is always DESTROYS Of |
shortening space and time. Ac-
cording to this we're all fools.
And that's no josh either.
The trouble with most Of us in
looking for the right track is that
we have been looking through the
wrong end of the glasses. It al
ways seemed SO far away.
We are always refreshed and in
vigorated both mentally and phys
ically by distraction and amuse-
ment. But when we abuse them
they lead to dissipation, and dissi-
81, -. ~
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!,
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anu - on1o.' oui %
.ooA ui'is''o VOL" Aol
'om7ius al nen anu snoy iaula.e
anu siso lava oio LIE
- jus. ~ :" ~ ~
s"iio IL youi iniiioi 'na' ~ sniies
Ii the sun were hollow it coulc
hold 100000 globes the size o.
our earth, and an eye capable o.
viewing 10000 square miles al
hour would require $4,000 years
to see it's surface. Pretty tall fig
ures, but they wouldn't phase thu
Odds and Ends man.
! Alaska is land of wonderful
resources. Among these are SOM
first class liars. Every once in
while someone up there discover
, a mastodon, which, by the way
never materializes. But now come
: an Alaskan who has not only dis
covered a mastodon, but one wit
the flesh still intact.
, Buy brains? Some say this
: easier said than done. But it
every day. Trained and cleve
brains can be hired or bought
: prices which usually yield hane
some profit on the investment. /
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1904-06-02

A fool is always DESTROYS Of
shortening space and time. Ac-
cording to this we're all fools.
And that's no josh either.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1904-06-02

We are always refreshed and in
vigorated both mentally and phys
ically by distraction and amuse-
ment. But when we abuse them
they lead to dissipation, and dissi-
patton to vice.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1904-06-02
ole Miro or

PRISON OFFICIALS.
BOARD OF CONTROL.
J.F. JACOBSON, Chairman Madison
s. w. LEAvETT, Litchfield
O. B. GOULD, Winona
81. w. WRIGHT, 80 secretary
RESIDENT OFFICIALS.
HENRY WOLFER, Warden
j. s. GLENNON, Deputy Warden
NJ. G. COLLIGAN, : Asst Deputy Warden
II. w. DAVIS, Clerk and Accounting Officer
2. M. BORDWELL, Steward
B. ]. MERRILL Physician
MISS MARY MCKINNEY, Matron
B. j. KENNEDY, s--- Protestant Chaplain
CHARLES CORCORAN, catholic Chaplain
PRISON AGENT.
J.Z BARNCARD, st. Paul.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1904-06-02

A bad name sticketh closer than
brother.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1904-06-02

Catch step with the Boosters
and then hold to their pace. If
you can't do that, get out of the
way and stay out. Don't try to
play even by swinging your Jaw
and knocking those who are in
line.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1904-06-02

Look pleasantly at the world
and it reflects your good-natured
looks. Cultivate warm feeling
towards all men and they radiate
and give back the warmth. This
is just as certain as when you
smile in your mirror that it smiles
back at you.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-03-03
SHIPS ARE LOADING:

The stevedore strike Is still attract
Ing some attention, although very lii.
tie difference in affairs along the va
terfront is noticeable. All sorts Of rtr
mors were floating from the water
front this morning, ranging from 20
lice control to mob attacks, but all
these proved without foundation.
Manager Marks of McCabe, HamiE
ton & Kenny, said that he did not
know anything about the strike and
therefore could give no information on
the subject. All he knew was that
some Of the men employed by the firm
had quit work. Others had been put
In their place and work was going on
as usual.
During the morning, men not work
ing gathered in groups along the
front and seemed busy talking the
matter over. As some thought that
they might interfere with the men,
who went to work. High Sheriff
Brown sent Captain Parker and two
officers down to preserve order. The
officers soon returned and reported
that there was nothing doing.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-03-03
MAZuMA's KICK.

Editor Evening Bulletin: -The Gov.
ernor has ut last listened to the com.
nonsense advice OF your paper to call
an extra session of the Legislature, SO
as to place the financial end OF the
Government on proper legal basis.
When there was no money with which
to pay the juries, his Highness wilted
and, pocketing his false pride, gave
way to the Treasurer. and agreed to
call the Legislature In special session.
He will do so for specific purpose
only. to-wit: that OF appropriating
money for running expenses. But he
Is reckoning without his host. because
every member of the Legislature will
be In honor bound not to adjourn until
q proper County Act has been passed,
an Act to go into effect forthwith. It
can be done by amending the old Act
according to the ruling and finding OF
our ingenious Supreme Court. It Is
the duty. now, of the electors OF every
district to call meetings and instruct
their representatives not to appropri.
ate one cent for the use Of the Carter
government until County Act has
been passed and signed and become
law. The blame for the unnecessary
expense of an extra session falls alto.
gether on Mr.. Carter. He now invites
the people to speak through their rep.
resentatives. Let them speak loud
and do some tall talk-not the kind of
luau talk, which tickled the elongated
head appendices of the Governor on
his latest junketing spree on Hawaii.
II is not necessary for me to announce
that will attend the special session.
but not the Grand Jury
Always yours,
MAZUMA.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-03-03
ALLEGED LOTTERY MEN

At the time Of the indictment by the
grand jury Of Meheula, johnson and
kumalae for vouchers fraud, two
Indictments were ordered placed CD
the secret file.
These indictments were this morn.
ing withdrawn from secrecy. the de-
PENDANTS having been apprehended.
Gan Ching. Bing Lum, Stu Gee Tai,
Sack Gun. Dong Young Kee and Duck
Fun are charged with conducting a lot
tory, known as pakapio and Chung
Chong, Nun Chong. Chun Yet, Long
Wo and ing Nam are, under separate
indictment, also charged with run.
ming a lottery.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-03-03
ELIOT GOES TO JAIL

II. Eliot. a sailor. appeared In the
Police Court this morning. charged
under two charges with vagrancy and
with distributing obscene literature.
He was caught by Detective McDufis
In the act of selling some very obscene
pictures. Eliot pleaded guilty to the
second charge.
Judge Lindsay gave him quite q Sc
we're lecture. THE distributing Of such
vile things is very serious offense,"
said the court. Children might see
them and thus might their morals DO
corrupted. as for instance, McDufiie."
added the court with smile. Eliot
was sentenced to two months impris-
onment. The vagrancy charge was
nolle pros'd.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-03-03
iNEeRiATED BONES.

The name Of Mr.. Bones appeared on
the Police Court calendar this morn
ing with charge of drunkenness
placed against 1t. When the name was
called venerable Hawaiian. bent over
by age, and with flowing white beard,
came forth from the prisoners dock.
His name is Naiwi, which, translated,
means bones.
Mr.. Bones was very penitent. Yes,
he had been drunk. He would not at
tempt to deny 1t. But" said Mr.
Bones, accompanying his speech with
sweeping and grandiloquent gestures.
"Your Honor, God is above and you are
right next to him. I am an old man
and have only few days to live. There
fore you should have mercy on me-"
The pathetic plea of the old man ap.
pealed to the Judge, who discharged
Mr.. Bones with warning that he
should not come again before tina
Court, a thing which Mr. Bones will
lingly agreed to.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-03-03
LOCAL AND GENERAL

Society printing. Wall. Nichols.
No sham about the hot lunch at the
Sham Rock Saloon, Nuuanu st.
p. II. Brunette. 70 Merchant St., will
cash Government treasury warrants.
The Russian war has increased the
rush on the Pantheon for o. p. 5.
whisky.
Blank books Of all sorts, ledgers,
etc., manufactured by the Bulletin Pub.
listing Compan-'.
Rose Kaialsa yesterday filed libel
for divorce VS.. Solomon Kaialoa, alleg-
ing cruelty and desertion.
How to Raise Fancy Chickens or the
SMALL FARMER UP TO DATE 10 ex.
planned In SATURDAYS BULLETIN.
During DR.. W. G. Rogers absence
from the Islands his Office will be
closed from the 18th Of March to about
July 1, 1904.
DR.. N. B. Emerson will read paper
On the Poetry of Hawaii at the an
nual meeting of the Historical Society
in the Library rooms this evening.
There will be special meeting of
Hawaii Chapter No. 1, Order of Ka-
mehameha, in Foster hall this even
ing. Every member is expected to be
present.
Every home should have piano.
Bergstrom Music Co. sell the best
makes on the installment plan. A lit
tie money down and then small month
ly payments.
The regular meeting Of the Catholic
Ladies' Aid Society will be held In the
convent tomorrow afternoon at 3
O'Clock. Every member is especially
requested to be present.
Judge Lindsay Of the Police Court
will leave in the Mikahala for Kauai
this afternoon. He intends to be alb
sent about two weeks. During his alb
sence offenders will have to face Judge
Lyle Dickey.
oliver typewriter agency, Wall Mich
OILS.
Everybody knows something about
the old song Coming Through the
Rye" but very few know anything
about the good merits Of the famous
Herald rye whiskey. A good way to
become acquainted is by taking bottle
home with you from T. McTighe q
Co.
Asa, the japanese wholesale burglar.
was yesterday afternoon taken on an
other excursion by Detective Dan Re-
near. A table, a spring mattress for a
double bed and two jewelry boxes
which Asa had sold to residents OF the
Punchbowl district, were located and
conHscated.
Sam Kapahea, Hawaiian, was fined
SO and costs In the Police Court this
morning for having chez ia tickets In
his possession. Frank Robeiro was
find s. and costs for leaving his horse
united. Anaro Grape and Louis Con-
sales, Porto Ricans, were sent to Jail
for three months each for vagrancy.
The cases OF Joe Fern, Patrick Hoa-
pill, Jos. Spencer, Jno. Spencer and
Kalulihope Akana. smaR boys who
were charged with having stolen Q
boat, were nolle pros'd In the Police
Court this morning. The parents Of
the young offenders paid the owner Of
the boat the damage done by the boys.
X. Takahashi and Baron X. Kaneko,
bound on an important special mis-
| sion IN tho M Hand will nass IN rome
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-03-03

Patronize home industry; when you
need starch, order Pla, or Hawaiian
starch. All grocers keep It for sale:
costs no more and is superior to any
imported.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-03-03

Sales-s3, 900 o. II. & l.. Co. bonds,
$104; 10 Kihei, 81.
Latest sugar quotation, 3.42 cents
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-03-03

FOR Sale" eards Il euIietIN essso&
The Glenwood post., 1904-01-30

A writer in the current Harper's
Weekly laments the passing OF the
American pie habit as it tlourished
generation ago Americans. he thinks.
eat other foods than pie now. Patent
breakfast foods compete audaciously
with pie for the supremacy of the
breakfast table. Pie does not adver-
tise, and food that does not adver
tise cannot expect to maintain its tyr
amy over the digestive apparatus of
a nation of readers. Pie is no longer
the champion OF the food list. But
what seems especially remarkable
about it is the lack of individuality
about the pie of commerce. The lunch
room keeper recognizes only two kinds
of pie-good pie and spoiled pie. Con
sumers must be equally undiscrimina
ting. In the age when pie was king
it was not so. Then there We're pies
and pies"
The Glenwood post., 1904-01-30
A Dentists Advice.

Toledo. Ohio, Jan. 25th.-Mr. Harry
l.. Lewis, Dentist. COZ Sumit street,
this city says: Il certainly advise
anyone, no matter how severe they
may have Kidney Trouble to take
Dodd's Kidney Pills.
Il was troubled with Kidney Dis
ease for several years and Dodd's Kid
ney Pills cured me. | had used
many so-called remedies without. any
benefit. Four months ago, | was fiat
on my back with this painful trouble
and must say that | almost gave up
hopes of ever getting any better
Through a friends advice | purchased
six boxes of Dodd's Kidney Pills.
At first l could see but little bene-
fit. but after two weeks, | could see
IN Improvement. l had been getting
up several times at night and pLins
in my lack were very severe. When
had taken six boxes | felt better
than / had Tor years. The pain had
all gone and didn't have to get up
during the night at all. continued
the treatment until had used several
more boxes. and now | am glad to
say that l am completely cured"
The Glenwood post., 1904-01-30
The Literal Witness

John r. Stanchfield of Elmira, speak.
ing OF literal men, tells a story of a
shock he had in case in which he
was recently associated. Several wit.
nesses had sworn that there was a
hole in a certain road. Then to the
surprise of counsel, the principal wit.
ness, farmer, On whom they mainly
depended to establish their case,
swore that there was no hole in the
road. After Mr.. Stanchfield and his
associates had recovered from their
astonishmen they sought to draw the
witness into some explanation of the
remarkable testimony. What thev
eventually got was this:
There wasn't any hole in that
road. Here's my hat. If jam nv
hand into the top Of it without pushing
it through it does not make hole.
1t makes a dent. That's what was in
that road-just dent"-New York
Times.
The Glenwood post., 1904-01-30
woman's Aversion to Indexes.

Talk about the inclination to study
the envelope to discover the sender in
stead of opening the letter being a
trait of womanhood. said a Brooklyn
man the other day, lit isn't in it with
woman's aversion to indexes. Give a
woman hool, of poems like those of
Burns, for instance, and she'll turn
the pages for twenty minutes or more
TO find the piece she is after rather
than look in the index. Suggest the
index to her and she'll say, oh, I'll
find it in second and away she'll go
turning the pages again.
THE other night by actual timing it
took my wife twenty-five minutes to
find Mary in Heaven in copy of
Burns. for not only did she lose actual
time turning the pages. but If she'd
come to anything she liked, such as
Holy Willie's Prayer and Polly
Stewart she'd daily over them a
while. Rarely do men do that. The
first thing they go for is the index"
The Glenwood post., 1904-01-30
Just Common People.

On Lincoln's lips the. words that
often came We're these. THE common
people" To those who lived with him
and talked with him, especially during
the Civil War, it seemed as if he could
never cease thinking OF those who
were just human beings, unlettered I'M
known, inglorious. A congressman
from a western district approached
him during his term as President and
apologized for presenting a petition
from his constituents because they
We're very common people.
Well" said Lincoln. pleasantly.
God must love the common people,
He's made so many of 'em. Success.
The Glenwood post., 1904-01-30
WHY HE WAS DISSATISFIED.
Widows Young Son Felt He Had
MANY Grievances


That one must beware of cultivating
the imagination in children who are
naturally of an imaginative turn is the
opinion of one thoughtful woman.
She thinks il tends to make ther,
dreamy and oversensitive. The imaS-
nation is an excellent handmade, bat
poor master. The other day she
told this anecdote to illustrate her
contention: A young widow. with one
son, little boy, was about to en-
bark on the sea of matrimony a sec
ond time. When she confided this
piece of news to the lad he received
it with apparent satisfaction, but after
a little while he began to sulk. This
went on day after day until his mother
called him into her room and said
with severity:
Willie. what is the matter?" en-
phasizing the is
1T is about that marriage" said
Willie. "In the first place | don't
want to change my name My names
Willie Brown, and | don't want to
cnanse it to Willie Smith"
"Well?" said his mother.
And l don't want to change my
church. I'm a Congregationalist, and
| don't want to have to become an
Eplscopalian."
'Well?" said his mother.
And | don't want to go on a we'd
ding tour."-New York Tribune
The Glenwood post., 1904-01-30
WOULD NOT BE ouTDoNE.
Irishman Willing to Eat Bootblack II
Communion Did


Allan A. Ryan of the banking firm
of Ryan e Kelley spins this yarn
about the new Irish butler he recently
employed. Michael had been in the
country only a short time and was
not entirely familiar with the table
d'hote dinner. In his first evening
out he hied himself to a Sixth avenue
restaurant and called for a table d'hote
dinner Opposite him sat a sour-vis-
aged and voracious person who had
arrived only a few moments before
Michael, being in doubt as to how to
order, decided to watch his neighbor,
and invariably said he would take the
same in reseense to the walters
query
After finishing his dinner. the heavy
eating man order the waiter to send
him a bootblack.
Bring me the same exclaimed
Michael.
WHAT said the waiter. Won't
one bootblack do two of you?"
Well cried Michael, pointing to-
ward his neighbor; ''if he eats his, III
eat mine, tool"