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Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-03-10

Cooperative dairying is directly re-
sponsible for an increase in the value
of Danish butter exports from about So
100000 to over $29,0 900. The first
Danish cooperative dairy dates from
1882. Now there are 1857 cooperative
diaries in Denmark, comprising some
100000 members and receiving milk
from 850, 900 COWS, or more than four
fifths Of the total number of cows. The
average price received for butter is 1888
cents a pound.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-03-10
A thousands Dollars Thrown Away.

Mr.. w. w. Baker of Plainview. Neb..
writes: ''My wife had lnng trouble for
over fifteen years. We,ried a number %
doctors and spent over a thousand dol
lars without any relief. She was very low
and / lost all hope, when a friend sug-
gested trying Foley's Honey and Tar.
which l { did; and thanks be to this great
remedy, it saved her life. she is strong
and enjoys better health than she haa
ever known in ten years. We shall never
be withou Foley's Honey aud Tar and
would ask hose afflicted to try it.
Sold at Sections Pharmacy.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-03-10
Staten island Rapid Transit r. B.

Time Table in effect on and after Oct. II 1903
Perth Amboy to New York Leave foot Of
Smith st. daily except Sundays and feeat
Holiday s Is, GLE G.5S, 1856, IS, S.G3 s Ga
8 65, 1905, and II .25 a m. IL IS, 1 IS $50, 3.55,
4.s) $50, Gas, SEQ, 800. 1876, 1i.l5 P. M.
Sundays and Legal Holidays
go, TBS. 8.55, 9.55, 10.6 i .5b A. N. 1873. / IA
2.55, S,55. 4.5O, $50. $50, .T.t0, 9.l0,P. IN.
New York to Perth Amboy:-Leave foot Of
whitehall st. daily except Sunday and Legal
Holidays. 5.s5, $50. s 90. 900. 10 90. ft.O a. M.
1880 1.30 2.36. 3 80. 4 80 $40. K.3O B.4E. s is.
6.35, 7.3O, $50, LAO, l1.Cb l2. a5.
Sundays and Legal Holida- 8.
Leave New York; or, y 70. 1000. II 00, re- O
I.Uo. 200, 500, AGO, 600, 600, 7.c0, SEQ, coo
1f.05,p.m.
Ft Try between Perth Amboy and Totteuvine-
leave Perth AInboy dai Y 10. In, z612, e.a3,
1908, x7 30, ks 03, 1854. PES, xin.05, fQ51.
xii ga m. II 70, xi2, 55, K .55, x2 50, x3.kb,
K 4.s0, 4.55. ks 81. GOO. x6,45, z pk. 7s0, Ks 90,
x9.C0 81, xi0.30 xii Il. .. m .i2.S0a.m.
Sundeyssnd Iesal Holidays K GEO, Gas, x7.bs
xS.f5, KOS .x10.bs. x li.b5. n. m.x12.dH, xt.h6.
x2.b5,x sh5, x45O. x5.5O,x6 80, x7.t01 s 40.
x9.40,l0 30. p m l2.40,a. N.
Leave Tottenville daily ri. 80, 5.Fh. S.g2, "a
x7.19 7.E0 xs is, 70 10. $40, x1o.ib, xii.C5 8
m. xl2 OF. ~. 40 XII 35. 70 IS, 1881, 4.i0, xd.s7
$40, ks ~. x6 IS. x6.55. KILT, X 7.sA, 1881
xa 81 10 1sx'0.+5, p m. -xf2.ln, x1.S A. n.
Sundays ard Legal Holidays $3.50. T.ib. xss10t
go. yi010, kiln, q. N. x1o; l0,x1,ir.x2 nc
x3 10, x4 10 vht0. xf.i0. x7.l0,x6.il, xa.{U
xt0 IL 1913. p m. xi2 lOs.m.
illegal holidays only
xTrain Connection
! VAN sMITH. P. n. Cassidy.
Receiver Cent Traffic Agent
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-03-10
For Winter Use.

In Cashmere they have a novel
method of putting fodder up for win
err use. The country lies in a valley
among the Hima.ayas. The chief in
lustry of the people consists in raising
inc wool, and in making this into fap-
RIGS which have carried the name OF
the country all over the world. AS IN
winter snow lies some five or six yards
deep, supplies of hay are hung among
the branches of trees. where they are
easily reached by the locks OF sheep.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-03-10
WILL co
IN SPECIAL CAR.
The Picked Team to Roll with
KeystOnes to Have Many
Hooters.

A SPECIAL car will carry the mem
bers and their friends of the picked
bowling team who will go to New
Bruus wick tomorrow night to roll
against the Keystones, this years
winners IN the Broadway League. on
Green wald's Keystone alleys. The
teams will roll three games. A large
number of rooters, it !, is expected,
will accompany the team to the county
seat. The car will leave OF $50
O'Clock.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-03-10
RARlTAN TRACTION co.
Tlma Table in Effect Dec. 7, 1908

Cars leave Metuchen for Perth AM oy and all
points East to Woodbridge Creek 1T y and 90
minutes past each hour tr m 6 a. m. 10 Z 30 p."
aud 7.35 p. m. to 1l.3o p, m. at 50 minute pas
the hour. +.
Cars leave Beasbey School fer Metuchen a.
and IS minutes past each hour from 600 a. m
80 D. m. and every hour from s to IL &c r.m
[ RS cave Keasbey for all poin s East every
IS ii... tes.
Cars leo We Bridge at Woodbridge Greek for
X asbsy "a. foot of Smith street. every 30 minu-
tts iro y d 10 q. 10. to ii 45 p. m.
Cars leave Bridge at Woodqridge. Greek ter
Teiuchen on the even hour and half hour frou
6 Ill 1850 p. no. and the half hour only from
80 to 10 so y. m.
Car ,anve Staten Island Ferry for Metuchen
ana Kessbey cnool at 10 and 4S minutes pr t
q CHI II ur from 6. ~ q. n TO 700 p. M, aud from
{. ct 100 4. ~. st 48 minutes only and 10
Keasbe TT foot OF Smith street at 0 and 81 min
al es past The hour.
Cars le ave Staten Island Ferry for Bridge at
Woodbridge Creek at Il, 26, Al, and Sc n inu.es
past each hour..from 500 a. IN. to l1.41 p. m
WIZ. q. ROCK
Superintendent
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-03-10
Radirm Industry.

The radium industry is rapidly ceYel
oping in France and Germany, and eve
al nearly $4,000 per gramme, orders arr
at hand for several hundred erammes-
In medicine its effects are most eH-
traordinary. A small glass tube, con-
tanning a little more than a thousandth
of a gramme, takes the place OF a power
full electric apparatus, and in cancer treat
ment gives results surprising those OF
Roentgen rays.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-03-10
NIGHTS and
THREE BS BREAK EVEN.
Both Win a Cams in the League
Match on BlOodgOods Alleys
Last Night.

In the match game between the Fri
day Nights and the Three BIS, at the
bloodgood alleys. last night, the Fri
day Nights won the first game and
lost the last. The first game the Three
BIS lost by SO pins. They won the last
by 43 pins. The highest score was
made by Kock, of the Three BIS, who
rolled 22o. Koch also rolled the low
est score. making 1876 in the first game.
The scores were as follows:
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-03-10
AND JENKINS
TO WRESTLE TONIGHT.
The Champion is TO Throw the
Tame Twice in an Hour or
Forfeit the Match.

H. P. Hansen, who has been train
ing in Utica, N. Y. for his match
with Tom Jenkins tonight, arrived
here yesterday and is ready for the
battle tonight.
1t is to he q handicap go. jenkins
must throw the Dane twice in an hour
to win. The bout will be Graeco-
Roman style with pin falls only to
count and the strangle hold barred.
The preliminaries start at s O'Clock.
The main bout is from 9 to 10 O'Clock.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-03-10
W. |. Yancy Bafled the Physicians.

W. l. Yancy # Paducak, KY. writ's:
81 had a severe case of kidney disease
and three of the best physicians in Ken
lucky treated me without success. / then
took Foley's Kidney Cure. The first bot
tie gave Immediately relief and three
bottles cured me permanently. | gladly
recommend this wonderful remedy"
Sold at Sexton's pharmacy.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-03-10
SOME HIGH ROLLERS.
Young Men Make High Scores on the Blood
good Alleys.

A few days ago n number of young
men got together and rolled the fol-
lowing scores on the B%loodgood alleys,
Smith street, Lewis Ernst, 219; Birden
Gold en-, 1893; Harry Seyler, 1856, and
Edward Oleson, 176.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-03-10
DESIGNATING 1t.

1,ess-George told me how much he
paid for my ring. How much do you
think it was?
Jess-I don't know, but 1t doesn'tlook
to be worth 1t.
worth what?"
what he told you he paid for IT,
philadelphia Press. .,xaA -
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-03-10
TO CURE

weak stomach, loss of appetite, fiatulence,
nightmare, coated tongue, offensive
breath, jaundice, bad complexion, liver
spots, yellow eyes, constipation, palpita-
ton of the heart, and short breath after
meals. take DR.. Deane's Dyspepsia Pills.
Eat plenty of good nourishing food. A
pill after each meal. White wrapper if
constipated, yellow if bowels are regular.
IS cents at druggists. Send to us for a
free sample.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-03-10
WiadOm.

The lover in the small town had been
to the city to purchase IN engagement
ring. Naturally the people were Curl
GUS.
"Why did you deem it necessary to
go to the city for it?" asked q friend
Because" he replied, 'she had
priced everything there was in this
town."-Chicago Post.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-03-10

Patience-You know Harry, who
boards over the way?
Patrice-Yes, yes.
well, he lost his collar button a week
ago"
"Indeed!"
Eyes; but he found it yesterday in q
mince pie they had for dinner!"-
Yonkers Statesman.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-03-10
STRIKES AND SPARES.

The Raritan bowling team, Of New
Brunswick, will roll against the Pop
S cial Club. of this city, Friday night
on the Kirby alleys. The Pops will
roll a return match on Tuesday in
New Brunswick.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-03-10
I ALARM X


90 Rnritan Copper Works
Us High and Lewis
N Madison ave and Paterson st
% Market and First sts.
rs Smitl and High It
~ state and smith SITS
48 Buckingham ave and Hartf
az and Front ss
"a High and Washington str
"a state st and Buckingham ave
So fall ave and Charles st
81 Railroad ave and Wayne
81 Washington and First SITS
81 Turnpike and Elm st
ca gmith st and Watson ave
65 Commerce and State SITS
~ Front and Smith SITS
7S Water and Gordon SITS
"a Kearny ave and Gordon at
81 Smith and Herbert st
~ Woodbridge road and Washington st
a. Lehigh ave ? = Stanford st
20 send In an alarm, open the door of the box
ann null down the lever and let go once only.
Stay ~ box until 6remen arrive.
SPECIAL UAI,Ls.
~tap-Break In circuit. 2 taps Drill and fire
alarm test. Hydrnnt at corner Of Jefferson and
sTiQb street alwaysto be used for this trial. 3
teps Fire out. 8 t~aps-Police call. 12-Cal for
lincoln Hose. ia-Cail for Washington Hose
i4-lJall for Mcclellan Hose i5-Call for Pro-
lection n. and L.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-03-10
Rasebn.I season Nenr.

SAVANNAH, Ga, March 10. = The
New York National league baseball
team, twenty-five men strong, has ar
rived here for preliminary practice.
Manager McGraw has promised to give
a trial TO the Lake mechanical pitcher.
The men are all In good condition.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-03-10
To MIKE Boots Polish.

Rub with the inside half of a lemon,
allow to dry, and black in the usual way,
when a brilliant polish will be at once
obtained.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-03-10
READING XGTTEn
NEW JERSEY CENTRAL
Corrected to Nov. 20 1908
TRAINS LEAVE PERTH AMRnv

For New York. Newark and Elizshetl at
G s3 Z II. 7.45, New York (only) 7.5a. 8 "a, n5f,
II IS, II ~, a. H. 10. 81, ft0. s 90. 8 20, z AZ.
8 05, 70 AZ, tat. onlvi Q 55, p. m. Sundays, ! 81,
: 81, D.. IN. 0 ~, 9 AZ, p. m.
For philadelphia ana Trenton via Rourd
Brook, Z n. II ie. 1l.b9 a m Ito, sop. m
sundays, 8s1 q. M 20 p. m.
For LonU Branch, ocean Grova. etc. scr.
9 90, q. NJ. 1872. e 05, Sat only A. 81. 7.19 .. m
l2.Ss Sundays ~excepted) sundavs except
Ocean Grove) 0 80. q. ~. Asa, Q %, p. m.
or Freehold, s o., 6.5i . 20 .. M. izs2a . xT
5.fb D m.
Additional trains for Red Pank PCT, & Is. asa
p. M For South Ambcv 6.54, z ii, 0 20 %. m
2, Ri, 4. 4S p M. 8 Is, 6.52 9.aq.
TRAINS. FOR PERTH ANNOY.
Leave New York, 4.tU, so, g Ut iU.6U II. 20,
a. ~. e. 2 SAT. only 1870 200, a 10, 4. 80. 5 10.
Sss, 6.3o, $50, no p. m. Sundays 900 a. N. 400
3 20, pm.
Leaves Elizabeth 4.O5, 6.ss, $40, e.s4, f1.5I,
a. m. J.. 80, Ell, $50, 1.12, d43, SIS. Ga, 8. rs,
II So. p M. Sundays, 8 "a, a, m. 4.02 s 81, D. IN.
Leaves Newark SIC. s a5, y.12, l1.s2, a III.
l.20, 4.t5, 4.40, $40, Q 10, 8.45 ii 80, p. NJ. Sum
days, 9.U5, ain. 4OS. 8 IS, p. m.
Through tickets to ell points Of lowsasratae
mey be had on application in advance ca
ticket agent at che etskion.
W. G. BRsLKR, vice-Pres. & General Mana
G. M. BuB1, General Passenger Agent.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-03-10

She-I think a most ridiculous siSht
is to see a mar hunting his spectacles
when they are pushed up over his
head.
He-And l think a most ridiculous
sight is to see a woma hunting fo
her hairpins when she's got them il
her mouth.-Yonkers Statesman.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-03-10

zone critic has been good enough to
say that I'm an artist of some promise,
and he hopes III do better after
awhile"
eyes? / suppose you consider him
a critic OF some promise, and hope he'll
do better after awhile ."-Puck.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-03-10
cnme1s Put 10 Word.

Forthe first time in Somalilard camels
are now being used as draueht animals,
and the results are stated to be highly
satisfactory.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-03-10
Two ofn Kind.

There are two things that should be
placed in the category of the infinite:
the credulity of women and the egotism
of MEM. O. Times-Democrat.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-03-10

Builds up the sy stem. puts pure, rich
blood in the veins; makes men and We.
men strong and lealthy-Burdock Bloo4
Bitters. At airy drug store.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-03-10
Two of the strong Points.

The Young Mani don't take any
credit to myself for being able to spell
better than other people can. Spelling
is a gift.
Miss Snappeigh-You acquired your
modesty, l presume, by diligent applica-
tion.-Chicago Tribune.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-03-10

Years of snifeI n relieved in a Light.
itching piles yield at once 10 the u atlve
properties of ID, aus Oinsmnt. Never
fails. At any dug storr, so cent?.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-03-10
Gigantic Orange.

An orange measuring IL inches in
diameter and Weighing nine pounds has
been grown by f. Gerber, of Braam
River, Kouga, South Africa.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-03-10

"Do you think authors ought to be
pensioned?" asked the young historical
novelist.
Well" replied the senator, "if it
would stop them from writing l think
pensioning some of them would be a good
thing."-Chicago Record-Herald.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-03-10
soonx water for starch.

When making starch use soapy water.
The clothes will have a more glossy ap-
pearance and the ironing will be more
easily accomplished.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-03-10
INTERSTATE LEAGUE.

They say the way to a mans heart is
through his stomach" said the burglar
to himself; land on the same principle
the way into his house is through his
pantry"
Here he softly raised the window and
crawled inside.-Chicago Tribune.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-03-10
SturGeOnS.

Surgeons are the weakest of all fish
IN proportion to their size. A sturgeon
Weighing over a ton is perfectly help
less if attacked by a small swordfsb.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-03-10
More Satisfactory.

Any young man knows it is more sat-
isfactory to get a smile from a girl than
to get the laugh.-Chicago Daily News.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-03-10

No matter how long yOu have had the
.ongh; If it hasn't already developed in
o consumption DR.. Woods Norway Pine
Syrnp will cure it.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-03-10
The Ostrich.

An ostrich never goes to its nest in a
direct line; it will take rs many wind
ings and detours as possible in order to
conceal the spot from it's enemies.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-03-10

II suffered Tor moutl S from sore throat
Electric Oil cured me in twepty-iour
hours" M. :. Gist, H%awesville, Ky.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-03-10
That Foolish question

Excitable Party at the Telephone
Hello! Who is this? Who is this, |
say?
Voice from the Other End-Whal are
you asking me for? Don't you know
who you are yourself?-
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-03-10
PERTH AMBOY POST OFFICE
SCHEDULE.

Taking effect Oct. IL, 1908.
OPENS at z A. NJ. Closes at z p. M.
MafIa Arrive:
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1904-08-18

dwnchlng thoroughly the wood
= sving no chance for any claim u
uickery. The barrels being fi3el
three times. making twelres barrels
% water all told This water ran
down about the altar and filed the
trench. All things were now ready.
Then Elijah prayed: Lord God Of
Abraham. Isaac, and 0f Israel, Jet It
be known this day that thou art
God in Israel. and that ! am thy
servant. and that l have done all
these things at thy word. Hear me,
o Lord. hear me, that this people
may know that thou art the Lord
God. and that thou hast turned
their heart back again"
Then suddenly while 10 man
touched the altar. and none stood
within reach, that fire came as II
were from the clouds. consuming the
sacrifice and the wood. Then the
I fire became more intense, the stones
Of the altar were consumed. the dust
about the altar was also destroyed.
Yet the flames were not satisfied.
but with hungry tongues darting
here and there. they licked up the
water in the trench, the smoke as
cendinE as incense, while the smell
oi the consuming sacrifice became a
sweet smelling SAVIOUR unto the Al
mighty. The people as one voice
exclaimed, The Lord. be is God.
The Lord. he is God. Such a thrill
Oi religious iervor as excluded all
fellowship with BaaI.
Then Elijah sent and ordered the
capture and death OF the prophets
Of Baal. while to Ahab was sent
word sect thee up, eat and drink:
ifor there is a sound OF abundance OF
rain" Elijah. leaving the people,
went TO the top Of Carmel TO pray
for rain. After a time the answer
came in a cloud no bigger than a
mans hand. Then the old prophet
Of the Lord came aud girdlng him
SELF ran ahead Of Ahab's chariot un-
tll JeEreel was reached. So was
Baal worship overthrown.
ALPHA ALPHEACs.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1904-08-18
senator Vests Career.

Geo. Graham Vest, bonn Dec, 6,
1890, Frankfort, Ky.
Graduated from Central College,
Daayille, Ky, IS4S.
Doctor OF laws, TransylvanIa Uni-
vers'ty, Lexington. KYa 1858.
In route to California, 1853.
Stranded in ST. Joseph. No.
Dehed public sentiment in defend
ing a negro at Georgetown, Mo-,
and established law offices there IN
1858.
Married Sallje E. Sneed, Dan.
vile, KY, 1854.
Lawyer at Boonyille, Mo, and
prominent in politics in 1880.
Cooper county representative and
presideElial elector in 1900.
Member Of the secession legisla-
Jure, Neosho, Mo-. 1901.
Representative and senator under
the Confederate Government
Judge advocate general under
Gen. Sterling Price, 1858.
Leading lawyer, Sedalia, No.
1867
Democratic d, ,'rsa,e-a,.laree,
is7s.
Unsuccessful candidate ior Mis-.
SCUM goyernorship nomination, Sc
Elected T. 5. Senator srom Mis-.
soori, 1879.
Reelected in 1855, 1891, 1891
without opposition,
Withdrew voluntarily from publiS
lie, 1898.
Known in The Senate as the "Lsi.
i.e Giant" ioF ais mental power,
and his small ngure. lie was loag
considered one OF the best rouge
and ready debateFs m the body
keen al sarcasm. unsNcelled az re
pagtee eloquent m formal oyatory
lie was the last surviving membsi
Of the Confederate Senate 10 sery.
Ia the Z. $. Senate.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1904-08-18
REAL EsrATE TRANsFERs

EBnice McGHire to Emma Simp-
son tract sec Is Rockville, s5co.
Geo Moore 20 J { Barron lots Z
q ( blk u Amsterdam $50.
Anna E Cunningham 70 Cbasiss
Lins Iao acres section 3 Z Boone
5000.
G w RiFse 70 ~ A Wrghs lof 2
block ; Valleys addition Butler,
$3.50.
Jacob J Arthur 10 r. u. Fisher
100 a sec y, IS and II Deer Creek
S7aoo.
Thomas ? BeBjamin to " z
DuyalI So acres section : SBmmi;,
SzSoo.
Dora Kunz to Marcus Stafford
lot ? blk I63 I'd addition Rieh Hll
SIS.
il RANKIN to Eunics Rsakra 20
a sec Homer 81.
Mamie ( Hamptoa TO CT MOsi-
ton 20 q section IS Grand River,
, SI5oo.
Geo Middleton to Duysll & Per
cival l99 acres section 8 Walnu'
500.
Nancy E Mar to DuvaI q Per
ciyal 100 acres section 3 Elkhart-
/ Sr5oo.
John Hogan to DGvalI i Per-
cival i,o acres section ~ Howard,
/ lS3ooo.
H Winston TO ] c Clark nnd 2.
int pt lot l blk S WINS add Butler,
s.5o.
LaBa1iere TO " D Leniel
lots as456& blk 5 SPsnys Ad
Rich Hill $500.
7 F Beamen eisi 10 VIZ Du.
vail So aeiss section ) Summit,
/ SaSoo.
Wallace Hill 10 J { Chs'iy 50 !
sec 90 Grand River $500.
( IN Moore etal 10 J II CFswforC
und = int p, Richardson's ad Msr,
win 81 & ex.
A J Clor 10 Henry Wilson lot
I 50 81 S. * S. WoFland 5000.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1904-08-18
~HOme Coming week.

The citizens of Sew Albany,
Ind. are celebrating this wesk-
They call the festival a Home
Coming Great prsparati0ns
have been made for a grand iae-
The editor Of the TEsHUSE IS ab-
sent participating IN the good TINES
The New Albany Tribans sayss
The programme COMMITTEE has 80
vited Rev. ". ". Curry, NJ.
Horace Bell. Hon. A. {. wIlsou.
Hoa. Geo. P. Haeksby, Air. ".
B. Blackwell, Rev. Flthian S.
Scovel. Rsy. ~. ". Sayds1, Rev.
B. T. Rawlsas ard others to take
part IN the Tsun5oa 81 Glenwssi
Park, Aupsss s.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1904-08-18
Pointed oarASrAphs.

ltyou ins,s, on pointing a Esyoi-
yer that is nor loaded, point i AZ
YoaE own head,
In man, that which Is sallsa
conscience Is largely q tear that he
may be found oag.
Whea aa elderly maa massies, Sc
IS as Liable 10 80 ahoas bis age a.
tas average womsn IS about hers.
Now up and up whsa yea take
a good look at yoagssls 10 the glass
d0a't yea think, ..Wsll, Tn nos
such a bad looking tsllsw
DO noi believe the stories beard
about biz salaries; yoa have told
stories q ,sis kina yosrssll and
know bow unreliable they ars.-
Aiehlson Globe.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1904-08-18

A iadge ia ,he state OF Wssbing-
ton eloped with a friends vile,
granted her a divorce and married
her, His honor - something Of :
Napoleon OF matrimony. This a
slmos, as quick seton ss TIA, OF The
Oklahoma man who hauled a lead
OF potatoes 10 market, met a widow
with nine children on The road.
married the widow and hauled back
a wagon load ol iamily.--EN.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1904-08-18

Mf. Apssin GSeea was before the
pension sxsaiaing boacd. Ia Bat
Ter, Wednesday,. he ha3 al sSsit-
ing experiences On ths homsward
Hip. Wheu be got down 10 Rich
hia, he Was mistaken iog Joe Folk
b. the Wsspsion committee and
hustled into a wslslpg cab aud dew
sa away, Il bsiag dark ana The
people mski0g such a Nose Yelling.
''Huuah lor Felk. be was unable
20 essaelish his idsasigY gog some
TINS. ME. Gsssn hasn't got owes
his tsighs Yst,--BogdsF relephone.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1904-08-18
Las, Saturday was pay daY. OR
merchants wsrs az hasy.

Las, Saturday was pay daY. Our
merchants we're az basy.
Mrs. Elmss Ioass ard 5rsz
visited az Ps,sbsrE. Eau last wesk-
Mrs. ElEe Barca, who has aeea
visiting IN tha eity sor ssssral
weeks. ret1rnsi % 5er hoaae n Ezz-
sas City lar sa.zr1ag
Joaa Maria Of TIE Poz 71s
foEc-. sztrrtsias5 = sazber Of RS
fris.ds Al Ais h01a= gass Taz-1say
aighi. AL rsPsss a kss tae
Mr. azd Nrs. Ray Tbozoso-- az
CsTthsge. SO, hzvs been vaszz
relatives 0ss q saasy Brssk Fnrru,
s95-sh Of to1n--Bsr5s7 Telepso-s-
Prot cAas. VnuBs-sazse- ~
Rich HiTl was was a plsasazs caEer
At TINS osscs lass Saius5ay- - uas
also Editor Gso. ?. H-ekssY q
ths TEEUxE,-Repzbt-Ez PssEA.
C. H. Sizossry. of CaszaEs.
H., was n Rieh Hal ssskisg aazs
with old frieais. Sar1r3aF ard
Sunday. ne made THE TE,avNE
4 ss5stan1ial call We ars always
glad 70 see Charlie.
Siacs Dix Thozaas has zzaeza1-
ed his intsssioa OF rsfsraag -
Sheridan. wroming, nszt wssk
Rubs Mains aas purchases tsTo
more brOaehos 10 help draw RE al
diiioazl mail on rural route Ma.
out Of Rich HiIL-Mesz Times.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1904-08-18
Grandmother.s 5 Glasses.

"Wouldn't you hate TO wear
glasses" asked 8 small boy OF his
iitle playmate. Mo-, answer
ed Donald Teseetively, ''not If I
had my grandmo,heF's kind. She
sees Just how 10 mend broken
things; she sees lots Of nice things
TO 20 on rsiaY days she sees when
folks are ured or SONY, aud what u
make EN- feel better; and she sl.
ways sees what you mean, 10 Do,
even Il YOU havea't got things ius'
night. asked her one day hovs
she could see that way s,l the time
and she said {, was The way she haa
lesrued TO look ~ things IS she
grew older So it mss; he ths
spectaelrs. Forward.