New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-06-17
YE ADVERTISING MUSE.

r ADVERTISING MUSE.
When Jove on high Olympus safe
He safe there nearly every DAY
Some maidens fair approached the gate
we are the MUSES. nine said they
= tenth nj has s. lately ,ty paid her f3o dues
The gentle advertising Muse
IN glad 70 know you. Sis" said Joys
Gere. stealthily, he niqped Glove
To kill his breath-the wise galoot)
Il sing OF health foods boots and shoes.
Pickles and soap and canned fruit
am the advertising Muse!'
o s. Clio ~: Muse S Of SCRAPS and ,sgeh
And though she doesn't &C. count for much
she she save us such UGH. a heap o. chin
To help her-shes so pale and thin
Poor little advertising Muse"
Egterpe shed some plying tears
Gay, Ihalia looked exceeding I e blue
\ chance TO please the bunch OF you!
I have no doubt that we can uss
Another first class Muse two.
So welcome. advertising Muse
Long years rolled by. as authors say,
And from lass Of tmid men
The strenuous little Boomderay
Has grown TO be the Muses. queen;
In praise OF breakfast food or booze
Is fashioned In the great machine
Run by the advertising Muse!
The wife OF the Editor Of The Elk Point IS d.
Leader" was away from home recently. and the
editor takes his readers into his confidence regard
ing his experiences: I'VE have dressed the Jackets
Of evil schooboys. dressed the shrubbery and trees
our home place. Cad) dressed debating societies
in the rural precincts. but until recently never
undertook to dress the baby. Why. bless your chin
whiskers. would leave try 10 decpher an
cient chronicles tho Babylonish tablets! And
that little eve OF our eye and chin OF our chin
looking up at II he pitied us. thought we
were getting him ready for hanging. Buttons
hooks. pins Pins hooks. buttons Armholes and
bands and safety pins gee! Amt il fun TO dress
tho baby. It's like ice cream picnic In a cold
rainstorm. II the high mucky muck who
sets the fashions going we would recommend gunny
sacks for babies Cut three holes In the bottom for
the head and arms. and have pickering string at
tho other end. Presto, What dream of ease and
simplicity
THE GADDS ARE GADDING.
Walter Gadd spent Sunday under the paternal
MI. and Mrs. II Gadd sundayed in our midst
Elsie Gadd went to Laurel last week and had
several aching molars removed.
Herman Gadd and wife were welcome visitors In
W c. Gadd left yesterday for Spring Brook
where he will work on the farm of II. o. Osterman.
Cora Gadd Is thinking of attending Normal school
at stevens Point next fall.
William Gadd has returned from Grand Forks.
-(Brookville correspondence in jamestown CWisD
Alert
In describing the fight at Ilhg a petty officer ac-
cording to The King" may be thanked for an In
terestIng snapshot of Rear Admiral Atkinson
Willes. He not seriously wounded. but when
shot hit him he said. You bounder! and rolled
the Soman over with revolver shot, dead as a
door nail" An interesting parallel is given
by Lord Wolseey, who says that when the late
Major General Sill John MNein. V. c.. badly
wounded at Essaman. in the Ashantee war he
emerged from the bush exclaiming. in angry and
indignant tones.' if some had deeply In
suited him. An Internal scoundrel out there has
shot me through the arm!'
a Different THING didn't suppose that Cupid
could nave a stony hearted man like Jones'"
cupid has nothing to DO with it, Cupidity is
Some of the citizens of London are beginning to
realize the fact that New-York is far ahead of
that city In its abundant supply of ice. Dog DAYS
would be almost intolerable here but for the dis
tributon OF the crystal blocks. London does not
have so prolonged terms OF scorching heat as those
of Gotham, but even ON the banks OF the Thames
life would be better worth living were ice carts
making daily rounds in every quarter of the big
town.
"F,t nv dear. will you not take along some
sumner dction?' he asked as she boarded the train
for the beach. "Oh, no., she responded sweetly; 'I
shall depend on your letters from home"-(Phil-
adelpha Record.
A convict in a New-England prison who had been
sentenced TO a life term for murder in the second
degree having served a considerable number OF
years was told that he would De released were
he 10 pledge himself to go back 10 italy, his native
country and never never return to America. He
declined the offer of freedom, on the ground that
he could earn so little money in the land Of the
cent Romans that he would be hungry all the time
at home. while in a Yankee prison he would get
enough to eat at worst This is a story with a
moral.
"A woman can't keep a secret" declares the mere
man. -, s...o. -
I've kent INV age a secret since was twenty
four ~, IT,, a. -
In time you will simply have to tell H.