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Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-10
Shake Into Your Shoes

Allen Foot Ease. Itcures painful, swollen,
smarting, sweating feet. Makes new shoes
easy. Sold by all Druggists aud Shoe Stores.
Don'taccept any substitute Sample FREE,
Address A. s Olmsted, lie Roy n. Y.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-10
Her idea of It.

Mrs Newed-l'm afraid my husband has
ceased to love me.
Mrs Homer-Wha. change DO you find?
"None; that's Just the trouble. He has
quit leaving any change in his pockets. -
Chicago Daily News.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-10
u Depends.

Johnny-What does ode mean, dad?
Father-It depends on how it is spelt,
my boy. One way ii means the poets
work, but the other way it means his
rent.--Ally Sloper.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-10

A close examination of the hair of the
reindeer shows that the hair does not
have hollow inside space for its whole
length, but is divided or partitioned off
into exceedingly numerous cells like
water-tight compartments. These are
filled with condensed air and their walls
are 50 elastic and at the same time OF
such strong resistance that they are not
broken up either during the process of
manufacture or by swelling when wet
The cells expand in water. and thus 1t
happens that man clad completely in
garments made of reindeer wool does not
sink when in water because he is buoyed
up by means Of the air contained in the
hundreds of thousands Of hair cells.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-10

Gentleman TO pedlar)-Call these
safety matches? Why, they won't light
at all!
Pedlar-Well, wot could yer ave safer?
--Tit-Bits
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-10

The Millionaire--What's the use OF
living, anyway?
His Son-Please don't hurry on my
account sir--Cincinnati Commercial
Tribune.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-10
The Great Army.

All Idle men Of every kind,
Would soon be worth their salt.
Could they but good employment find
As we'll as they find fault.
philadelphia Ledger.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-10

In a recent discussion at the Acad-
envy of Medicine, Paris, Lucas Cham
pionere said that every day more con-
firmation was forthcoming of the idea
that 1t was the abuse of meat diet
which was the principal cause of appen-
dicitis In those countries where the
natives eat very little meat, as in Brit
tany. appendicitis is very rare, In Eng
land and the United States, where a
great deal of meat is eaten, appen-
dicitis is four times more common than
in Paris
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-10

Behavior is a mirror m winch everyone
displays his image -Goethc.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-10
Dollars.

Oh, dollars are curious things you'll al
low
You can make them do tricks if you only
know how.
If you borrow a million you're hailed with
respect;
But ask for five and your credit is
wrecked.
Washington Star
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-10
stops the Cough

and works off the cold Laxative Bronze
Quinine Tablets. Price % cents
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-10
hr Elder--Oh. may l.

Miss Kutely-Of course; all old gen.
tlemen call me Bessie,-Philadelp
Ledger.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-10

Wigg Il always try to make my money
last Wagg-"l try to make mine first,
and then make it last, philadelphia Rec
ord.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-10
Teosinte and Billion Dollar Grass.

The two greatest fodder plants on earth,
one good for IA tons hay and the other
so tons green fodder per acre Grows
everywhere, so does Victoria Rape, yield
ing 10000 lbs. sheep and swine food per
acre. TX. L.
JUST SEND 10c In STAMPS TO THE
John A.. Salzer Seed Co., La Crosse,
Wis, and receive in return their big
catalog and lots Of farm seed samples.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-10

Miss Armstrong (who has fooled the
ball six times with various clubs)-"And
which OF the sticks am l to use now"
Weary Caddie-"Gie it bit knock wi the
pag!"-Punch.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-10

1t is easier to endure failure than TO
bear success Chicago Tribune.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-10

June Tint Butter Color makes top Of
the market butter.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-10
White Light for PInut.,

1t has been proved that plants thrive
better under white glass than under
green.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-10

Mr. Elder-There is something want
to say to you. Bessie-er-that is, Miss
Kutely.
Miss Kutely-Call me Bessie if you
riSh
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-10

Just as the train was leaving the
handsomest man entered the crowded
car and sat down beside me. Unfor-
tunately, however, he got off al the first
station"
"Of course. He couldn't get off be-
fore."-Fliegende Blaetter.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-10

A big head has no show against big
heart Rams Horn.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-10
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DOLLAR, is often suffi-
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scalp and blood humors, &C.
zemas, rashes, feelings, and
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Depnts: London 81 CbarterhOuse 81; Paris,
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Potter Drug and Chem Corp, Sole Props,
Send for "How to Cure TOrturinG, DE-
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Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-10
Newwed-This dinner ism

Mr.. Newwed-This dinner isn't
cooked like my mother used to cook her
dinners
Mrs Newwed-If you made as much
money as my father used to make, l
wouldn't have to cook dinner.-Chicago
Journal
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1904-01-30
CRIMINAL PORTO RICANS.

the police department during the last
years remarkable condition 1t is safe that least
all the evng committed during that has been done by
Whatever may have been the character Of the Porto
Rans home certainly that island succeeded dump
apparently all of its criminals class Hawaii
The depedaon which the Porto Rcans have been sentenced
imprisonment police through the islands
be without number There variety in the
Offences when Porto Rcan arrested
either stealing vagrancy Vagrancy with Porto Rcan
something than vagrancy with other individual 1t
that temporarily hard luck but that he simply wait
opportunity committing theft The Porto Rcan moral
biy and instead OF considering himself uno
having work he regards the height Of misfortune
have job. u. ~ ~ Is" ii
all the that have lived in Hawaii the sample OF Porto
of Honolulu is the utterly
In almost every the stealing is done by Porto
criminal The Judge Wilcox quick appreciate the
Porto Rcans who hOcng the
shortly after they the plantations With the efficient
of the police he nauguated decisive crusade them Had
Judge Wilcox and the police given the Porto an criminals and
vagabOds swift and lesson the community would have
been erorzed by all CowadY degree the
criminal would have become mbodened by
ordinary stealing would have added murder II need be- to
despo his intended victims Since that time the has been free from
number Porto Rcans but nevertheless there has al
ways been small proportion Of this very undesirable element in the
city .a.r.
Tuesday evidence which goes show that
of Porto Cans thieves has been work. the last month
Watches appear have been the articles principally desired Two fine
gold watches Other articles by the
police Five have been put under and probable that
other may follow In rounding such number of this Grim
inal class the police have done good work.
These should be the only made The police should
the operations the of crusade Round all Porto
Rcans who suspected OF belonging the criminal class Put them
jail else force them work The world
living but he required least make OF giving
along with any other individual the community Honolulu
him nothing and while the Porto Rcan criminal has been taught
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1904-01-30

this fact rather positively in the past
it will be well for the authorities to
continue to impress the lesson upon him
AS an example of the character of the
men under arrest, every one of them,
say the police has been in Jail before
for stealing. The lessons that the
Porto Ricans should learn seem to have
no lasting effect upon their minds. The
only course to pursue in regard to the
Porto Rican is to keep continually af-
ter him. If he is not able to show that
he works he should be sent to Jail. At
ter his release from prison he should
be given a reasonable length of time in
which to secure employment If he
fails to be at work within a certain
time he should be arrested again.
Experience has demonstrated the one
positive fact in regard to the Porto Ri
can and this is that the only effective
manner of dealing with him is never
to relax in the prosecution of him for
idleness. He is at heart a Vagabond
and a criminal, the step from one to
the other is very short. To presume
man guilty until he is proven innocent
is antagonistic to the. spirit of our
Jurisprudence, nevertheless theory and
fact have in some cases to be divorced.
Certainly the case of known criminals
is such exception. The police should
keep up the excellent work that has
been begun and break up the gangs
of Porto Ricans who infest the Magoon
block, Iwilei and any other sections OF
the city. No house is safe from depre-
dation so long as there are any Porto
Ricans wandering aimlessly around.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1904-01-30
THE REAL DIFFICULTY.

awais failure to pass county government act which would hold
Organic commented upon quarters
anything of the kind 1t does necessarily show that the last
legislature incapable put way among
burden which need bear for there is
plenty evidence that the Legislature had been composed oryve
highest ranking members Of the Bar AociatoNof Hawaii
Phadepha would have been likely law which
would declared invalid Perhaps for in much
learning is much disagreement
Why put blame the other end? Suppose that in
saying passed which will stand under the Organic
Act and instead of being afraid that consequence we shall be regard
ed Congress lot of ncompetents put the boot the other
leg speak and that Congress passed Organic Act that is
which accord with the Organic Act; equally true
according of the best legal minds the islands that the Or
ganic about bad unfortunate County Act
The Organic Act section that the legislature shall have
power establish county municipal government Another section
providing that the shall appoint all boards OF public char
ae applicable boards of supervisors in the opinion OF
attorneys In the opinion of others not Congress amb
guous and probably conadcto NO one can say ne knows what
Congress In ambiguous also Congress the a
waan legislature power modify the duties of such officers the
High the Superintendent of Public Works To what extent
is question lawyers differ which supreme
SHE'D How far the Organic Act the governor have power to
remove departments subject differences of opinion
until by The problem OF just what Congress
present being discussed several different phases and the best minds
differ Other examples might given. Suffice say that
the Organic Act reto by saying that the Organic Act does
itself and that the three four hundred members Of
Congress who adopted guilty of passing OF legislation
which inaccuracies and antiquities in connection with vital
If they with not having been able to pass County
in
of the blame at least on the Organic Act
prominent citizens what should be done the emergency
against the County Act local
new was quoted as saving that no LAWYER could draft document which
attorney could drive through This probably
exaggerated Of painful truth In the hands of the judiciary
safe just under the protection OF clever enough lawyers
no villain S in much danger.
We passed County Act which conflict with
Organic mistake suppose that this necessarily means
bad Perhaps better than the Organic Act There
are will enough sins administration of affairs
assuming than have to- 1t really TACT that
great defective legislation have enacted has been defective
chiefly because of difficulty constituting the Organic Act Our Ban
deog legislature and the gang of political nondescPts and graers
followed poor lot and Territory comparatively
proposition take blame than due
and when they Washington that lot of Our legislation defec-
that is that Washington
constitution is also full Of defects
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1904-01-30
Situation Wanted
For Sale

For sale cheap, two fDe lots in Kali
muki Charles L. Rhodes, Star Office.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1904-01-30

Ex-Mayor Ames has got off on tech
nical grounds and is a free man once
more. There is not the slightest doubt
of his guilt. There may be some other
charges aginst him besides those upon
which he was convicted If so he can
be tried nd convicted upon them. This
is only another instance Of the glorious
uncertinty of the law. A very clear
account Of the municipal bloodling
methods at Minneapolis appeared in
Munseys magazine last year.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1904-01-30

A magnificent building site on the
Punchbowl slope near Thurston ave-
nue.. Particulars at Star Office.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1904-01-30

Tutuila is to have a school on the
American plan. The Governor of that
small possession of Uncle Sans has
set aside a small sum out Of the GUS
toms for books and fixtures. BY the
Ventura, lady who is going to under
take the work, Mrs. van Nagell, passed
through to San Francisco, where she
win make the necessary purchases. on
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1904-01-30

Building lot corner King and Kane
hameha road. Palama terminus Of
Rapid Transit road. Apply at Star
office.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1904-01-30

Professor Perkins is by no means sure
that lantana should be entirely des-
troyed. He believes it should be
cleared off the pastoral land, but that
it is of advantage upon arabic land. In
Ceylon lantana is not regarded as a
pest. 1t is a case Of having too much
of good thing.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1904-01-30

her return she will open the school. AS
all the influence on the other Islands
are German, the Governor is anxious
to Americanize Tutuila in speech at
least and English is to be the Ian
guage of the American possession.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1904-01-30

Honolulu is becoming quite a sport
ing town. A few years ago people
would have thrown up their hands in
horror over a prize fight. Now 1t is
the usual Saturday nights amusement
for a number Of people, IF all classes
and of all grades.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1904-01-30

A feature of the U. S. government
exhibit at the Worlds Fair will be a
field hospital. 1t will be a tented city
$50 by 300 feet and will contain 1OS beds.
Major Richard n. Johnson will be the
surgeon in charge.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1904-01-30

AS might have been expected the Gill
bert Islanders sigh for the flesh pots Of
Egypt and would like to be back again.
They have become unsuited to the life
on their islets. No doubt some OF them
win drift back here, but most of them
will die OF nostalgia.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1904-01-30

Japan is busy buying cattle As soon
as war breaks out Japan viii have to
rely upon her own resources. especially
in coal which is now regardea as con-
traband Of war,
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1904-01-30

Room and Board for gentleman. Pri-
vate family. Makiki. Apply Box 652.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1904-01-30
Classified Ads in Star.

Cottage corner Kinau and Pensacola
streets. Inquire w. o. Atwater.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1904-01-30
CASTLE Z COOKE. LTD
Commission Merchants.
Sugar Factors
AGENTS FOR

The Eva Plantation Company.
The Waialua Agricultural Co.. Ltd
The Kohala. Sugar Company.
The Waimea Sugar Mill Company.
The Fulton Iron Works, st. Louis, Me-
The Standard Oil Company.
The George f. Blake Steam Pumps.
Weston's Centrifugals.
The New England Mutual Life Insur-
ance Company of Boston.
The Aetna Fire Insurance Company Of
Hartford, Conn.
The Alliance Assurance Company Of
London.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1904-01-30
To Rent
Furnished Rooms TO Let

A nicely furnished front room. Mos
quito proof and electric light. 494 Bere-
tania near Punchbowl.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1904-11-15
The BASE BALL SEASON.
summary Of the Work Of the Local
Team this Season.


The Pastime Base Ball Club has
just completed another most success
full season, not only as to the number
of games won but in many other par
ticulars. Although the Club is com
posed Of all young players it has be-
come very popular in Morristown, be-
cause Of its fast playing, splendid dis
.cipline and fine appearance. The
Pastimes have played high-class ball
all during the season. the discipline
maintained at all times has been most
noticeable and added greatly to the
snoothness and Quickness with which
the games have progressed. The uni
forms although not snowy were neat
and attractive all Of which makes it
an organization fully deserving its
popularity.
The schedule which the manage
ment considered best not to give out
in advance proved to be an excellent
one. All the teams appearing here
have been tirst-class, SO that nearly all
the contests were close and interest
ling. Visiting clubs also maintained
good order and the season passed with
out disputes OF trouble of any kind.
| Great credit Is due to Mr.. Meeker for
| the efficient manner in which he has
umpired all home games. The local
s,li1t xvas ! Loo vary ff.rf1lt,at a : 10 "a
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1904-11-15
HAPPENINGS ABOUT
THE COUNTY.


The Rockaway board Of trade has
been re0rganized
usha ,ay. r,o,os oe tba poxag p,soo
~ ~ Y II n, 1,,e,Sod ~,
80 NJ lS''s0S ~ II y $3.50 ~
The BernaTdsville Field Club has
equipped q gymnasium IN Lyric Hall,
BernardSville. The membership ali
ready exceeds one hundred.
Owing to Sautelle's circus having
been 500 2, 70 ": y McCadda, tne cir
Gus WIZ noU winter an HackeUpsUoWn
Dllb Will De taken 70 europe
Another of Sussex county,s famous
lakes goes into the hands OF New
Workers. Losey Pond has been sold
BY the Franklin Iron Go. to New York
people
INC Nav Iersav sunday sehool \ !.
soc;a INV x i, sass;o, II oRgyimfss,,
e = con E, anansS fn-dau md
VII sootf, s,l.i Sfnn nnti1 d,s1r ss
3lav yip is II m " '7s''''f S,'' $500
K Samuel 5. Lyon, VI S. Consul at
Osaka, Japan has arrived at his home
ln B0Unton with his wife and children.
MIR. Lyon is entirely helpless result
ing from a stroke OF paralysis.
Alfrod C,aran Is fornaar,v4 g, ,,ayi,,
tar ~ l,as s.1,,rad
gond nositis Il, ta 81 Sn1sfI' W. Wesson
Yms Hfg az At, Snrjngfield Macs
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1904-11-15
NEWS FROM
OTHER TOWNS
BROOKsIDE.

Mr. and Mrs. d. y. Connect were
given a serenade last Al0haay evening,
Mr.. and Mrs. Theodore Hanlpson
and George Schenck, OF newark,
George Kiser q trenton, ana = 1hon ~
Sheerin Of Jersey CITY, spent hiecClOn
day III toWn;
Miss BERTHE Smith has returned u
her home AFTER spendlng several WeehS
VIII lileiiuS = y s" 81 ;
Mrs e. a, Loree ent ,t MS M
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1904-11-15

1t is of the earthly, with the exu-
dations from the pores it is irritating.
ParoIa Powder destroys all odors,
prevents all chatting Perfection in
powder for nursery or toilet, a boon
to those who suffer from summer an
noyances, handsome package, charm
ing odor, a vacation necessity. For
sale by Henry M. Smith.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1904-11-15
The Arrriexed Party.

''Has your automobile frightened any
horses?"
"No," answered the novice. But ev-
cry now and then some horse turns
suddenly into the road and gives me a
scare. Washington Star.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1904-11-15

Mrs Hoyle She was once in society
but she iSu'f now
Mrs. DOYLE What shut her out?
Mrs. HoylsA She got into the habit
of going to the opera to hear the mu-
sic.--Town Topics
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1904-11-15
ANNOUNCEMENT

J. J Davis has opened place for Shoe
Repairing and Polishing at
az South Street next to Y. II. c..
A. Building.
Rubber Heels, PoIishes, Laces &C.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1904-11-15
Foresight.

'Why do you keep two automos
biles?"
II use the second one to bring along
the things I'm likely to need in keep
ing the first one in running order. -
Baltimore News
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1904-11-15

did you see anything In Italy that
appealed to you particularly7''
Eyes. the beggars. New Orleans
Times Democrat.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1904-11-15
CENT 4 WORD COLUMN
No advertisements taken for this
for less than is cents.

WANTED Live agents to sell Dr
Whites Electric Combs. patented
Jan. /, '99. Cure dandrl1ff, hair falling
out, sick and nervous headaches, yet
cost no more than an ordinary comb.
Sells on sight. Agents are wild with
success Send SOC for sample (half
price). Write quick The DR.. White
Electric Comb Co. Decatur. ILL., 4037
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1904-11-15
FALL AND WINTER EXC URsTON
RATES VIA I4ACKAWANNA IL. R.

To California, Colorado, Old Mexico,
Texas, Florida, and all Winter Ex-
cursion Resorts. Tickets on sale daily
at lowest rates.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1904-11-15
WANTED

WANTED
their svlends. On liberal commission
Address, VeanA Food Co.. cor Broad
and w Park streets, Newark. N. J.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1904-11-15

CORRESPOND FOR PLEASURE
AND RESULTS We introduce. Big
lists. Names and addresses sent on
receipt Of 25c. Both sex, no further
expense. Eureka Ag ency. Middle
burgh. N. X.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1904-11-15

81. LOUIS FsiIf 20 'OIose Ills lHUntH'
Fifteen-day tickets, and tickets
limited to December 18TH, on sale
during November; also ten-day Coach
tickets on sale Nov. 10TH, and 23rd.
Rate $500.
For rates and full particulars apply
to Agents or address, @. Z. Barrett,
10. p. A., 1914 Broad Street, Newark,
N. j.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1904-11-15
FoR RENT

FOR RENT
Twelve-room modern house. all i'm
provements Unexpectedly on the
market See agents or inquire at this
office.