The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-06-10
u 80 - d 80.
Items Of Moment Gathered From the
Newspauer wits.


spiritualst called 6n the czar Eester-
gay ana asked perlglEsl0n u ulaterlaiile
departed Port arthur soldier. who had
Never MIND him said She ear. you
just materialLe q Few victories for MS
ard IT'D give you the popcorn privilege in
Ilooray otiogislr park this summer. -
Cleveland Leader
General Kouropatkih looked around.
then ne oeckoned 70 an aiq
4 do not seem 70 see thee front" he
said .,W here Is it2
The aid saluted deferentiauy.
Eve thought II best r. remove 1t to the
rear. general" ne said
The eminent commander nodded.
Conduct me % q he cried. and
started on a rapid iQpe in the direction
before it again falls back, he family
easped. as be redoubied his sDeed.-Cleve-
land Plain Dealer.
Just as a measure OF precaution Tor the
protection OF their ships Japan ana RUS
sla ought to unite iu the destruction or
ton Post
''Nhy." demanded the Russian general
of an orderly who had brought news OF
an euga cement an which many were
killed and wounded did not your colonel
send TO me the names OF the poor fellows
Who suffered i'm this Disaster
he orderly saluted- sir said he. ne
wished TO. but my horse was weak. from
overriding ana not strong enough to
carry them "
Abg' said the general "It is wen that
We have the Trans-Siberidn railroad.
Have them shipped te me by freight, -
Judge.
''The japanese are It wonderful nation. %
said the thoughtful woman.
Yes. answered the woman who thinks
of nothing but dress. -lt seems such pc
culiar taste for people to have their eyes
cut bias, w dShIngfon star
"A Russophile apologist asks: what
could the Russians get out of Manchu-
ria y' And Japan. being quick at repair
tee. answers, ''ThemseIves. IT ronto
Star.
Wont you walk into my paTlOr
ats a cumming little traps
Come i'm as far as Hardin,
said the Russian to the Jap.
The invitation was accepted,
And. entering with q shout
The Japs they seized the parlOr
And threw the owners out.
Portland Oregonian.
At last General stoessel has been able
TO make report without a regret 70 IL
philadelphia Inquirer
ST am running Russia. running
Slowly GIBBS my strength away,
/ am racing they are chasing
Onward, Inward. day by day.
81 have made a spriuting record
Now can barely hear their shouts
But have lost my extra baggage,
My silk hat and whereabouts.
Send nae fresh troops. guides. provisions.
Nor deny me these appeals
I'm enucing 20 destruction
The needless heather at my heels!
Galveston News.
The Russian army north oc Port Ar
thur spends so much of its time I'm re
firing that its pajama bills must be big
ger than IFS expenditures Toy ammunition.
kansas City star
If the town Of kaichOu were located in
this country somebody would name 10
SneczeViHe and II would become ia
nous hay fever res0rt.-Baltimore Amer
lean
That Japanese army OF 10000 men was
stopped and put to flight as soon as II
reached the Yalu. The Nalu seems 10 be
9 hoodpo any way you take it-Atlanla
Journal
When a Russian admiral loses q ship
the ear cries and kisses him. 1t one OF
the bunch should happen To capture a
ship be would probably be BOOted-NI-
chita Chan) Eagle.
The Russ who fights and runs away
May live 60 fight another day,
But he who runs without a fight
is much the wiser MuscOVite,
-Philadeluhia inquirer.