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La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1904-10-13
Aguirre, Octubre IL de 1904.
Pablo Mdtdondd0 Pimente


Sr. Director de LA DEMOCRACIA:
s1rvase listed lar cabida en- su ilustra-
do periodico q las signientes lfneas:
La actitud que me obliga & escri-
Dir los siguientes parrafos, es decirle
al p1blico en- general que es verdad Sc
VIC mi nombre inscrito en- las flas del
partido republican,. Cuando la fun
dacion de este partido OF su nombre,
y como TODD puertorriqueno, cuando
los partidos c~onservador y liberal
antes de conocer la autonomia solo
aspirabamos ser republicanos, como
los hijos de varias antillas, asf es que
me sentf apasionado por csc partido,
porque crefa que sc ejercerfa con Sc
riedad las maximas que yacfa tempo
abrigaba mi memorial pero c~onvenci.
do del error por que tengo un criterio
libre pensador y capaz de conocer le
razon me lanzo q decirles que me trae
ligeramente q obedecer la conviction
de este celebre partido que gallardo
Sc levanta con Ell nOmbre de Unionis.
ia, 10 que hago constar q los de csc
partido, que desde esta fecha en- ade-
lante me tienen en- la fila como un CO.
lebre campeon que lucha por Ell bic
nestar de su pals; queda de listed su
s. S.
VULAR.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1904-10-13
Guyana. II de Oetubre de 1901.

Guayama, IL de Octubre de 1904.
Sr. Director de LA DEMOCRACIA.
LIE agradecere qaga p1blico en- su
flustrado peri6dico las siguientes H.
meas:
En- las famosas ~elecciones del 1902
militanos en Ell partido republican,
por tenor q que fu6ramos victimas de
los atropellos, pero siendo siempre de
coraz6n federales, hoy unionistas, re-
tiramos nuestra adhesion 8 ingresa-
mos en- ell gran partido ~Uni6n Puer-
torriquenan, donde caben todos los
puertorriquenos dignos que quieran
laborar por el bienestar de nuestra
patria.
De listed atentos correligionarios,
Ldwiano Melendez y Jose Cruz.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1904-10-13
Naguabo Octubre 9 de 1904.

Sr. Director de LA DEMOCRACIA.
Senior: ruego q listed Sc digne dar
cabida en- su ilustrado periodico q las
s%iguientes l1neas:
Hace tempo venfa militando en-
las filas del partido republican,, pero
toda vez que los principles que sus-
tenta no lena las ~aspiraciones Gle TODD
aquel que de buen puertorriqueno Sc
precie, me desligo por complete de di-
cha colectividad 6 ingreso en- Ell gran
partido GUnion de Puerto Rico1, que
es Ell que sintetiza la felicidad y bic
nestar de esta terra.
Hago constar asi mismo que esta
resolution no obedece q insinuaciones
extranas sino q impulses de mi propio
coraz6n.
Con toda consideration queda de
listed su alto. S. s.
Juan Rodriguez Rest0.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1904-10-13
Rafael Rodrigue1.
Patillas. O,tubre 9 de 1904.


Sr. Director de LA DEMOCRACIA.
Senior: Desqu6s de haber militado
en- Ell partido republican, algunos
amos, viendo que solo Sc nos procura
cuando Sc nos necesita, desenganado
por complete, vengo & la Union de
Puerto Rico q TRAFALGAR por ell progre-
SO y bienestar de mi querida patria,
que durante cuatro amos ha sufrido la
TRACTION de sus malos hijos que la han
inmolado en- aras de su egOismo.
Adios, republicanos; quedaos So
los como los muertos, que 20 marcho
a las flas de los patriotas q salvar q
mi patria de la deshonra.
Gracias, senior Director, y quedo
muy atentamente,
Jose J. Feord N.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1904-10-13
Juncos s de Octubre de 1904.

Sr. Director de LA DEMOCRACIA.
Muy senior milo: cuando existfa 81
partido federal era soldado de sus f.
las, pero toda vez que quede libre, pa
ra poderme afliar q cualquier parti-
do, 10 hice al republicano, y conven-
cido hoy de mi error me separo de 81
quedando en- actitud independence.
Gracias anticipates por la inser-
ci6n de estas %lfneas, soy su affmo. s. S.
joaquin Ramos.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1904-10-13
Naguabo, 9 de Octubre de 1904.
Atenta1nente
Manuel Co24,ea.

Sr. Director de LA DEMOCRACIA.
Distinguish compatriota: Hasta
hoy hab1a militado en- las flas del
partido republican,, pero convencido
de que esta agrupacion polftica, solo
constituye una remora para ell progre-
SO de nuestra querida patria, me sepa-
TO en- absolute de sus hlas, 6 ingreso
en- la SUnion Puelt orriquena1, que no
Unite en- su seno NADIA mas que a to-
dos aquellos que al amparo de Ia IL
bertad bien entendida anhelan ell pro-
greso de mi querida terra.
Atentamente,
Pablo M0ldondd0 Pimentel.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1904-10-13
Patillas. Octubre 9 de 1904.

Sr. Director de LA DEMOCRACIA.
Senior: Con profunda sorpresa he
leido en- Ell &Sun1 del dfa 6, me adhe-
sion al partido republican,.
Esto es completamente falso, pues
solo supliqu6 al director de dicho pc
riodico, hiciera p6blico mi %indepen-
en- asuntos polfticos.
Por 10 tantO, protesto en6rgica-
de dicha noticia y me complaz-
en- manifestar, que habiendo perte-
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1904-10-13
VENDE,

Una caldera Root inglesa de 20
caballos, con maquina de vapor, ca
lentador y tuberfa. Puede verse mon
tada funcionandO.
I'm Dinamo y accessories propio
para alumbrar una a~zucarerfa de Ha-
cienda.
Una Grua giratoria con sus acce-
sorios.
Una casa de mamposterfa terrera
con su solar.
I'm solar de 2943 varas cuadradas
con III platanal y 2 casas de MADEIRA.
Un solar de 1928 varas cuadradas
con paroles y techOs.
Para informes dirigirse al taller
de fundici6n y herrera de
ROBERTO GRHAAM,
Marina Is, Ponce, P. r. (3-v-s)
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1904-10-13
BUQUES EN- PUERTO

TRAVESIA
SMaxwelb Id.
xScOtia2 Id.
CABOTAJE
SPetra> Ponce y Arroyo.
<DolaresD Humacao y Naguabo.
<Juanitas Yabucoa y Faiardo.
<Progresos id.
sCarmelitas Aguadilla y Maygnez
sDos Hermanos> Faiardo.
SMayag0ezanaS descargando.
eVoluntadS pendiente.
Gala BlancaS pendiente.
<EsperanzaS descargando.
xEucarnaci0nS Faiardo.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1904-10-13

Corte de Distritoi Secretario,
Lodo. don Jorge Dominguez Vidal /;
Marshall, Mr.. Frank l.. Cole.
Corte Municipal: Juez, Mr.. Otto
Schoenrrich; S~ecretario, don jose Ba.
sora y Mestre; Marshall, don Fernan-
do StraZzara Romanf.
Junta de Caminos: don Francisco
Martinez, don Rodulfo Alay6n, don
Gonzalez Martinez.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1904-10-13
Naguabo, Octubre 9 de 1904.

Sr. Director de LA DEMOCRACIA.
Distinguish senior: Hasta hoy ha-
bfa militado en- ell partido republicano;
pero como no ha sabido respetar su
credo polftico, me declare indepen-
diente.
POGO me importan las
cumplo con un deber de c~onciencia.
Atentamentamente,
Eraesto Lopez.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1904-10-13
GRAN HOteIlo5tdufant 1NGLATfRRA"
HOTEL DE PRIMER ORDEN
Tetuan 10 y 12.--Cruz 2 y Fortaleza Fl.

Construido expresamente para Hotel. Capacidad para 2oo.p pa
tageros. Situation la mas ceutrica. vistas a la bahia y a las ca
lies de Tetuan, Cruz ysFortaeza. Ell mas fresco y ventiado de la
Capital FL comedor mejor de las Antilas. Tiene departamentos
independientes para fami1as Des lie ell 10 de Agosto rge ademas
del plan antique de las comidas, ell sistema americana, 4 gusto del
favorecedor. Tren de carrua1es de luio. Interpreters y traductores
q la orden. Pre- clos al ipual de los demas hote1es. Sc hacen abono
ara 1s coridae
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1904-10-13
BIAS g. Co.

Agentes comisionistas. Corredo-
res de Aduana. Representatives. de
importantes casas de Europa y Esta-
dos-Unidos. Compra y venta de fru-
tos del pals. Sc solicita correspon-
dencia.
Allen, OF st. P. o. Box 751.
San Juan, p, r.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1904-10-13
Juan Rodriguez Resto.
Naguabo, Octubre 9 de 1904.

Sr. Director de LA DEMOCRACIA.
ST hasta hoy habia ~pertenecido al
partido republican, enganado por los
cantos de Sirena, hoy ~arrepentido in
greso en- Ell gran partido &Union de
Puerto Rico~ quien representa- las SUI
blimes aspiraciones de mi patria.
Atentamente,
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1904-10-13
Naguabo, Octubre 9 de 1904.

Sr. Director de LA DEMOC4ACIA.
D~istinguido compatriota: Hasta
hoy habia sido republican,, pero con-
vencido de que este partido no repre-
senta la aspiration de mi patria y 81
es solamente IN estorbo para la union
de los p%uertorriquenos, me separo de
81 6 ingreso en- Ia Union de Puerto
Rico, Representative del porvenir de
mi terra.
Atentamente,
CHYdjdo NoYdIoe
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1904-10-13
a.
Sr. Director de LA DEMOCRACIA

Sr. Director de LA DEMOCRACIA.
Querido compatriota: Pude en- I'm
momento de o~fuscaci6n ~declararme in
dependents (iamas republicano), pero
c~onvencido hoy que la Uninon Puerto
.rriQuefa simboliza ell ideal del pro-
greso de mi patria, declare que ingre-
SO en- sus ~patri6ticas filas, donde de-
ben militar todos los puertorriquehos
amantes de su patria.
Atentamente,
Manuel CO1Yed.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1904-10-13
MAN|FESTAC|ONES POL|T|CAS

necido siempre q los partidos que ira
baian por mi querida patria, no podre
nunca militar en- las filas del partido
republican,,
De I'd. atentamente,
Rogue Rirsrd.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1904-10-13
EN- ESTA IMPRENTA

Sc hacen toda clase de trabajos
tipografcos, por diffciles one seen Y
{ precios m6dicos.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1904-10-13
COMO HIz0 SU FORTUNA
I'm %KIpN0TISTA.
Sscretos por medic de los euales, ell DR.. x. La Motto
Sage, Ell gran nipnotista dc Ia epoca, produio
una tremenda sensation.

Cree que el hpnotismo es de bcnchco general Ea dado
$4,000 para la Distribution, GRATIS, dc III libro con
hermosas laminas, cue coatieEe ST opinion y guia para
adquirir este nistcrioso poder y us@rlo en- los
negocios, en- Ia eociedad y en- casa.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1904-10-13
BAQUERO Y GANDARA
OFRECEN:

Alambre de pdas, rollos de 80
libras, rollo.................. $3.50
Grampas en- barriles de 80 IL
bras, barril.. $500
Zinc liso para Zorro de 6x3 P,
quintal.. .......... 81. so
Cemento Dragon en- brls; barril So. so
Puntas Paris, cajas de 90 libras
tamaios de 2, 2 y medic, 3, 4
y 5 pulgadas gruesas y fnas,
s2.45
atZ del pals en- mediOs sacos, q $3.50
Mani superior en- sacos; quintal 5 800
San Justo Is y Is San Juan, Puerto
Rico.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1904-10-13
MOvimiento NJ a[ItimO

ENTRADA DE ABOTAJE
De Ponce goleta <Esperanza.7
SALIDAS
Vapor SVasco2 para la isla.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1904-10-13
Naguabo. Octubre 8 de 1904.

C0ndid0 Morales.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1904-09-23
Hats in Cold STORAGE.

1--WE put away Panama hats for the
winter just as we do furs," said a
Broadway halter. Take Lyman j.
Cages Panama that he paid $500 for
year before last. 1t cost $3.50 before it
left the isthmus in its rough state. He
thought he got a bargain when we
disposed of it to him as the most ex-
pensive Panama ever sold in New
York. Do you think he is going to
leave that lying around the house as
II it was a discarded Mackinaw. For
mer Mayor Van Wyck has a good Pan
ANA for which he paid $3.50. Like 9TH
er men who own them, he puts it in
storage every fall.
Since King Edward paid 600 for
what is believed to be the best Pana-
ma hat in London, | surmise he is go
ing to wear it again next year. If he
wears his, other men who like to fol-
low the fashion will wear Panamas.
All things considered, I think the Pan
anna hat fad has been the most expen-
slve ever invented. 1t gave men the
right to compete with women in lavish
expenditure for headgear.-New York
Press.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1904-09-23
SHERIFF, MAYOR AND CHIEF OF
POLICE FAILED TO DIS
PERSE MOB.
GOVT RNOR'S ACTON IS COMMENDED
GRAND JURY RETURNED TWEEN.
TY-Slx INDICTMENTS
IN ALL.

Huntsville, Ala, Sept. 21.-The spe-
cial grand jury made it's report last
night, recommending the impeach-
ment of Sheriff Augustus Rodgers,
Mayor Thomas w. Smith and Chief OF
Police David d. Overton and recon-
mending that the police force of the
city of Huntsville be reorganized.
The grand jury finds that Sheriff
Rodgers and Mayor Smith were guilty
of neglest of duty. Chief Overton, OF
the police department, is charged with
failure or refusal to dispense a riotous
mob, or failure or refusal to carry aid
to the sheriff at the request OF that
officer.
The action of Gov. Cunningham in
sending the militia to preserve order
is commended, and, In view OF the
fact that a federal authority is in
vestigating the conduct of the local
militia during the riot, no comment is
made on their actions except that
they appear to have been under the
command of an officer incompetent
and ignorant of his duties. The jury
returned several additional indlct-
ments, making twenty-siX in all.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1904-09-23
The Reason Why.

Drummond, Wis.,, Sept. 10 (Special).
Whole families in Bayfield, County
are singing the praises of Dodd's Kid
ney Pills and the reason why is given
in experiences such as that of Mr..
T.. I. Void, a well-known citizen here.
1 had such pains in my back that l
did not know what to do" says Mr..
Void, "and as l came across an adver-
tisement of Dodd's Kidney Pills l sent
o a box. That one box relieved me
OF all my palms. My wife also used
them and found them just what she
needed. I recommend Dodd's Kidney
Pills as a sure cure for Backache and
other Kidney Troubles"
Backache is one of the earliest
symptoms Of Kidney Disease. Dodd's
Kidney Pills cure it promptly and per-
manently and prevent it developing
into Rheumatism. Dropsy. Diabetes or
Bright's Disease.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1904-09-23
Gave Her Husband Notice.

A woman with a little money and a
house at Versokley, in Hungary, re-
Gently married a workman on the I'M
derstanding, which was put in writing,
pocket money, and that she could get
rid of him by giving him a fortnight's
notice. AS the husband behaved rath-
er badly to her and drank heavily, she
gave him the notice agreed upon and
asked the aid of the law to turn him
out. She was much disappointed on
being told that the contract she had
made was not valid.-London Express.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1904-09-23
PHYSICIANS GREAT WORK.
Builds Up Nerve Skeleton OF the Hu-
mar Body,

man Body.
The latest American wonder is 4
complete skeleton Of the human
nerves., prepared after an incredible
amount of work and patience by DR..
Rufus B. Weaver, professor of anatomy
at the Hahnemann college, Philadel-
phia. There is nothing to equal it in
any museum in the world. The nerves
of the hand, the foot, or some portion
of the human anatomy have been sep
arated from the body and shown in
the same fashion as the remarkable
skeleton made by DR.. Weaver, but no
one has had the patience to prepare q
complete nerve chart, using as the ma
terial the actual erves withdrawn
from the body. A picture OF the nerve
chart has been sent to the Museum OF
Medical Curiosities at LincOln's Inn
Fields, London, and the creator of the
chart has been congratulated by the
great surgeons of London on having
built up n of the most marvellous an
atomical structures Of the age.-Chi.
cago Journal.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1904-09-23
HORSE THEFT CHARGED.
Brakeman Also Alleged to Have
FORGED Check.

Forged Check.
Paul Haswell, formerly a brakeman
on the Northern Pacific, was arrested
and taken to Crookston from Grand
Forks by Sheriff Sullivan charged
with stealing a horse from the private
stables Of Dan McKinnon Of Crooks
ton.
Chief Grove of Grand Forks made
the arrest late Saturday night and ex-
poets to receive the reward of 5000 Of
fered by the state for the capture of
an alleged horse thief.
Saturday, it is charged, Haswell
made an effort to force the cash draw
er at the Northern Pacific depot, but
was discovered by the cashier. He
made his escape, went to the McKin-
non stables and, hitching up a valua-
BILE colt, "Dn Angus" drove to Grand
Forks, where he tried to sell the an
imal at the Bacon livery barn, Offering
it for $50. Later it is alleged he
forged the name of Senator Bacon OF
Grand Forks to a check for 500, but
the forgery was discovered at a
store where he tried to cash it. Has
well was bound over to the grand
jury and bail fixed at $1,000, which he
was unable to secure.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1904-09-23
FIRED ON BY NEGROES.
Home Of Prominent Georgia Mar in
State of Sieqe.

State Of Siege.
Savannah, Ga, Sept. 21.-The house
of J. Bennett, a prominent farmer
two and a half miles from Scrieven,
Wayne county, was fired into by ne
groes late Sunday night and one of
his nephews received a bullet in the
crown of his hat. Sheriff Overstreet,
with two bloodhounds. spent the. night
in the vicinity of the Bennett home
and made an effort to catch the mis-
creants, but failed. The home Of
Mr.. Bennett is virtually in a state of
siege. He has been warned that he is
a marked man and his neighbors have
been called upon to protect him. A
wagon loaded with negroes was driven
to within a short distance of Mr.. Ben
nett's home Sunday night. The ne
groes dismounted and fired several
volleys at the house. The shots we're
returned by those in the house and
the negroes withdrew. The negroes
have a grievance against Mr.. Bennett
for sending a negro preacher to the
chain gang. The negro pushed a young
son of Mr.. Benefits of the road and
was prosecuted for It.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1904-09-23
Cupid's Fair Weather.

Mrs. Rash-Did your daughter Marie
Louise Katherine marry happily?
Mrs. Dash-Yes, indeed; she had
five showers.
Mrs. Rash-ShOwers?
Mrs. Dash-Our friends gave her a
kitchen shower and a cut glass show
er; the church gave her a linen
shower, and her father and l gave her
a silver shower and a furniture
shower.-Philadelphia Inquirer.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1904-09-23
How Another Sufferer Was Cured.

~DEAR Mrs. PINKHAM II cannot praise your wonderful remedies
enough, for they have done me more good than all the doctors | have
had. For the last eight years and more suffered with female troubles.
was very weak, could not do my housework, also had nervous pros
tration. Some days l would remain unconscious for a whole day and
night. Ny. neghbors thought | could never recover, but, thanks to
your medicine, l now feel like a different woman.
II feel very grateful to you and will recommend Lydia f. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound to all. It has now been four years since
l had the last spell of nervous prostration. l only weighed ninety
eight pounds at that time now l weigh one hundred and twentythree.
81 consider your Vegetable Compound the finest remedy made.
Thanking you many times for the benefit l received from your medicine,
IIemain, Yours truly, Mrs. j. H. FARMER, 28Oe Elliott Ave, St. Louis, Mo"
Remember, Mrs; Pinkham's advice is free and all sick women
are foolish if they do not ask for it. She speaks from the widest
experience, and has helped multitudes of women.
ncnnn FORFEIT We annosf forthwith produce "a. original letter. and rnasurs,a
VOVVV Lydia r. PinkhamM Med. Co. Lynn, Mass.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1904-09-23
He Wouldn't Do.

Railroad Superintendent = Yes, I
have decided to open a bureau of in
formation for the accommodation of
passengers who wish to know about
trains, and l am looking for a good
mar to run it.
Applicant-Well, sir, l have been a
railroad ticket agent for a good many
years.
Superintendent-Then you won't do.
l want a man who is accustomed to
giving information.-New York Week
ly.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1904-09-23
The Soul of Wit.

A caller stopped at the house of a
certain man and asked if he was at
home.
"'Ded an he's not" replied the
woman who answered the ring.
Can you tell me where he is?"
81 could not"
when did you g him last?"
AT his funeral"
and who may you be-"
I'm his remains" said the widow,
and she closed the door.-Philadelphia
Public Ledger.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1904-09-23
Many Children Are Sickjv.

Mother Gray Sweet Powders for Children,
used by Mother Gray, a nurse in Children's
Home, New York, cure Summer Complaint,
feverishness, Headache, Stomach Troubles,
Ieething Disorders and Destroy Worms. At
all Druggists, Csc. Sample mailed FREE.
Address Allen S.. Olmsted, LIE Roy, N. Y.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1904-09-23
Liberal Education in China.

Within a very few weeks active
work will begin in China upon what is
undoubtedly destined to be the larg-
est college in that country devoted to
broad educational principles in the
English language. and in accordance
with the most modern high school and
college methods. The institution is
the Canton Christian college.-Chicago
Journal.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1904-09-23
1actfuI.

The minister of marine was all
things to all men.
Once it fell to him to select the war
ship which should 60 to the rescue OF
some missionaries who had become
embroiled with the heather they were
saving.
send a converted cruiser" said his
sxcellency, with are delicacy and tact.
Puck.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1904-09-23
CUT FROM EAR TO EAR.
Younu Woman Found Dead and Evi
dence Points to Murder,

Louisville, KY, Sept. 81. - Mrs.
frankie Porter, twenty years old, was
found dead in her apartments at Jack
son and Market streets yesterday, all
evidences showing that she had been
murdered. The young woman's throat
was cut from ear to a and the apart.
ment showed traces Of a fearful strug.
gle. Mrs. Porter, who had been di
vorced from her husband, lived alone.
No arrests have been made.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1904-09-23
Can Build Fires; Not Put Them Out.

For the remainder of his working
life Cornelius Hennessy will build
fires instead of putting them out.
After n night in the fire department
he has resigned his position, sold his
uniform and announced that he will
return to work as a stoker on a river
tug. ut amt in my line, that fire
fighting business amt" he explained.
Every time I see a blaze | feel like
whooping it up instead Of throwing wa
ter on it. It's all according t. a fell
lows training, l reckon.'-Chicago
Record-Herald.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1904-09-23
Theory.

why do you think there were other
women on earth when Eve material
ized?' asked the typewriter boarder.
Because" explained the fussy old
bachelor, eff there had been no otner
women around Eve wouldn't have wor.
ried about her scanty WARDROBE
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1904-09-23
Well PREPARED for Suicide.

An elderly priest committed suicide
by throwing himself beneath a wagon
which was being being driven along
the road from Senlis to Silly, in Bel
mination to end his life was found in
a revolver, a vial of laudanum, a razor.
and a couple of strychnine pills.
London Express.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1904-09-23
Our Leisure Class.

Does youah leisure claws in this
country follow the hounds at all, Miss
P%epprey?" inquired the visiting Brit
ish nobleman.
NO" replied Miss Pepprey, the
hounds usually follow the leisure class
here. We discourage tramps all we
can."-Catholic Standard and Times.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1904-09-23
Should Have Known Better.

What was the trouble between
JOsher and his wife?'
"She stated hal a certain young
lady of their acquaintance was the
handsomest girl in town and he agreed
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1904-09-23
The lnduigent Father.

"Old Roxley says he is going to
make that son of his paddle his own
canoe"
Eyes, but l notice he's bought him
the canoe, and I wouldn't be surprised
if he'd buy him a yacht next.-Phila-
delphia Public Ledger.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1904-09-23

O o ~, OH hdIiSdo
Ave., writes: II used
Doan's Kidney Pills
during the past year.
Tor kidney CUB
and kindred ailments.
l was suffering from
pains in the back and
headaches, but found
after the use Of ore
box Of the remedy
that the troubles
gradually disappeared
20 that before l had
finished q secord
package l was we'll.
], therefore, heartily
endorse your rene
dy." (Signed) Mrs.
C. r Rumgardner.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1904-09-23
WeiI.founded Superstition.

The Bird-Are you superstitious?
The FISH am about some things.
For instance, with our family Friday
has always been an unlucky day
Puck.