The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1904-11-17
THISTLES.

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vice. The Mo,bsr-Bu, he slways doe,
lgst he contrary 10 What ! recommend
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Mis- kremeI Have you Moor. poems
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Vi, wsv, here, a splendid story called
'Jut, One kls Miss kremey (coldly -
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Put out CT Action Old Boy : Ny poor
little cbsp, Where did that cruel boy bit
your Tommy Boo-oo-oo. We was play
irg At Jsps and q toipedotd me 10 the en-.
sine room.
An Opportunity You must marx
down your age 10 this blank space, said the
Insurance man TO the beautiful womsn.
Ard abe did She marked II down from
tweLty-eIsht TO twenty-two.
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usn n politics. Naggsby-well, 20 Oh
wi b N story. wsggsby-That's all there
istoit Ssggsby mighty short ore.
wssgtly ies, but IT.. as long as the mans
stay 70 politics.
Al yls came home one night with bis
eloihe al Of holes. What has happened
- yOu exclaimed his mother. Oh, we've
beea / ayipg shop ever tinee school elofed,
ALEXIS eplied shopl echoed his mother.
Yes We opened grocery aud everybody
was nstblbg, Alexis explained. ! was
the G -.
llEtee1 OF beIng 4 millionaire, cor nded
the young man At the seaside hotel to tie
b. atiful heiresr, | believe that II Is only
honest, now that we arc Engaged, for me to
I, you that am the shop.wslker at Cat
sh, & Skinem's dry goods Emporium.
thought there was something familiar shout
yfu, aEswered the beautiful heiTess. am
The ribbon department there.
A Philadelphia commercial traveller,
Nho was stranded In Georgia village, sat
on the porch u the small Inn, patiently
Nv sItiug the announcement Of dinner. At
no,o, ssys the Philadelphia Press, a daiky
trptsTed at The door ard rarg big hsbd
tell Immediately the "coon dog, which
bad been asleep 10 the sunshine, awoke,
rallied bis nose toward the sky ard howled
.ord aud dolorously. TIE darby stopped
rlf ging the bell sni icowed at the deg.
Yo' shet up he shouted. Yo' dom hafts
al tii dinnah sides, whar's yo' man.
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"A gentleman who had been dining at
j, ysursnt, and who often ordered dozen
. EerR, counted them one day, and found
b eleven. SAT- another day be count,
IL M, the same result. Then he said
ia TO walter Why Go YOU only give me
81 ven oysters when order q dczErf Oh,
81 answered tho waiter, didn't think
Y a'd want 10 be slttin' thirteen at tie
isble.
--wbs. makes you so late asked Tins
il her, sbo in the boys absence had bad
- see to the evening chores himself. Teach.
- kept me In. What for 'C,use couldn't
hod Moscow on the msp. Couldn't find
Moscow Ard Id like to know who could
then. Why, remember hearing tell o.
Moscow being burned when ! was boy |
It's an outrage to pu. tuch nonsensicsl
questions to children what's there to learn
something useful. III look into that, and
let yer teacher know sint been elected on
the school board for nothing
The wemsn member Of the village
board Of health had led gradually up to her
errspd at old Mr.. Pettimsn'a, which WAS to
AK hin to whitewssh his plgsties, inside
And oat. They will look so much better,
she urged, arlfally, ara bealdes, Il Is by.
sisuis b alihy. you know. Mr.. Pettimsn
,mlllk Fly raised horny fon q lger, then
e'ock,d T.. iou come long Q me, he said,
AID I'D be way TO the sites, There. he
went on, with q gracious gesture toward
sens ufmcus porkers Junk In the mud.
Thor ~ are. They speak for ,hemsel-
YES pSat you worry about my pig,, Mrs.
Boltoa They're IS healthy Is they make
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20 plantation down south The owner