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but he will be no use for campaign
purposes.-Montreal Star.
The fellow who rocked the boat last
summer is now hunting deer up in the
Observation-Disclosures Post.
Dowie says he proposes to journey to
Jerusalem on an ass. Ii is always
safer to travel in pairs.-Washlngton
Post.
Third Secretary Gurney's fine hav-
ing been RENTED, he saved $25. His
losses are incalculable.-Brooklyn
Eagle
The Car is going for "a fortnlghts
shooting There is said TO be very
good shooting in Northumberland
Herald.
Even diplomats should understand
that there is a difference between i'm
munity and IMMUNITY Washington
Post.
Our latest and biggest new battle
ship seems to have got in Just ahead
OF the international peace conference.
Boston Herald
The Mormons in Salt Lake City are
celebrating the seventy-fifth annivers-
airy of their multiplication table,
Birmingham News.
Kuropatkinl, "oGensive movement
backward" is designed to foil the
enemy by leaving him with nobody to
tight.-Chicago Views.
1t is about tire for the goose-bone
weather prophet to come along and
tell us what Kind of winter we are go
ing to haTe.-Savannah News.
Tie coal man and the ice man have
stack an Alfonso and CASTOR atti.
tdde VIII the weather man act as
rmpire?-Atlanta Constitution.
An American heiress has just died
in London, leaving $1,Oo0,000, but no
husband. Some women are so thought.
less.--Jacksonville Times Union.
The British Tibetan expedition has
left Lhassa. That was because the
British couldn't take it with them. But
they will return.--Boston Globe.
1t is comparatively easy to make
dash for the pole. 1t is the getting
back that is likely TO be slow proc
ess.-Washington Evening Star.
Chicago should have more night
schools If there were more accom-
modations of this character there
would be fewer hold-ups. Chicago
Post.
With General Corbn fighting Cupid
and Mr., Roosevelt crusading against
race suicide, the average army officer
is under warm re-Brmingham
News.
Eyeglass insurance has been started
in New York Eventually a citizen
may be able to insure his pocketknlfe
and plug of tobacco.-kansas City
Times.
Experience has shown that when
japanese army disappears" Rus.
sian army somewhere or other Is like
ly to find it unexpectedy.-Ch
Chronicle.
Mr.. j. Pierpont Morgan denies the
report that he Is going to retire from
business. Owners of railroads will
continue TO spike them down.-Savan-
nah News.
With the water shut Off, the coal
bin empty and the gas bill due, Port
Arthur is in a position to sympathize
with some of the rest of us.-Minne-
apons Times.
Old DR.. Smith, the Mormon Presl-
dent, points out triumphantly that
there are no race suicide and divorce
problems in Mormondom-Ata
Constitution.
A Sunday school in Philadelphia
gives trading stamps for regular at.
tendance Anybody could guess whose
store the stamps are good in.--Cincin-
natl Enquirer.
United States Treasurer Roberts
assertion that $40 bills are popular is
true, and the more a fell
low has Of them the better he feels
San Francisco Chronicle.
Perhaps those Yellowstone 0ark
bears killed that man and boy as a
protest against the yarns told about
their tameness by the wild-animals-I-
school-New York Sun
Russian authorities should be wise
to the fact that nothing makes the
American eagle scream more promptly
or more vociferously than interference
with the United States mal.-Phlla-
dephia Inquirer.
The Intervention Of society in behalf
Of the Hon. Hugh Quincy is likely 10
create an abnormal demand for cy-
clone cellars about the time the news
reaches Colonel Watterson. --Philadel-
phia North American.
A New Jersey man who hadn't
spoken to a woman Tor thirty seven
years has married widow, and If he
lives long enough there's a woman
who win speak to him for thirty seven
Commercial-Appaal.
One Of New York's police judges has
solemnly held that a street-car con
ductor has no right TO kick a passen-
ger In the stomach. Conductors will
hereafter kick passengers In the face
only.-Elkins (W. Va News.
A Wisconsin court has decided that
a parent may hurt his boys physique
with a paddle. but must not injure his
dignity Most boys would ike to have
that decision turned round. The recoY-
cry would be soonpr.-Philadelph IN
quirer.
Some women keep their youth and
beauty so well that it seems as if
they had been able to stop the flight
Of time. And yet strangely enough.
10 woman likes to be told that her
face would stop cloek.--Atlanta
Journal
OF course it would be by accident
n young woman should hit battle
shin with a bottle Of chaunuaQne Ar