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New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1904-09-21
Names of Fruits.

The very names of many of our
fruits at once suggest their foreign
origin. Corinth was the sponsor Of
"currants'' and Damascus Of "dam-
sons" We have borrowed the word
'sgooseberry'' from the French gro
seille;;" "apricot" is derived from Ara
bic; peach" from the French or the
italian, and tomato" from the Mex
lean Aztec "tomotel," while the word
"caulifower'' is almost comically close
in it's derivation from the Spanish
"col-y-for," cabbage and flower.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1904-09-21
Naval Cadets.

To enter the Naval academy at An
napolis a boy must be between fifteen
and twenty years Of age, physically
sound, we'll formed and Of robust con-
stitution. He will be examined in
reading, writing, spelling, arithmetic,
geography, English grammar, United
States history, history Of the world, al
zebra through quadratic equations and
plane geometry.
He must sign articles by which be
binds himself to serve in the United
States navy eight years, including the
time Of probation at the academy, I'M
less sooner discharged. His pay, which
begins at date Of admission, is $500 a
year
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1904-09-21
A BUDGET OF MAxlMs.

Rather than say nothing, men are
content to speak i'll Of themselves.
A proud man can never be loser
no, not even when he renounces his
pride.
1t Is much less for mans honor to
distrust his friends than to be deceived
by them.
Few people have the wisdom to like
reproofs that would do them good bet
ter than praises that do them hurt.
1t is with true love as with ghosts
and apparitions, thing that everybody
talks Of and scarce anybody hath SEEN
The most disinterested love is, after
all, but kind Of bargain in which the
dear love of our own selves always
proposes to be the gamer some way or
er.-Rochefoucauld.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1904-09-21
ADMIRAL BYNG.
= Brave sailor who Paid the Penal

a Brave Sailor Who Paid the Penal.
ty of Other Mems Folly.
Two years after Yoltaire left Prussia
George Keith came to visit him in Swift
Eerland to plead the cause Of an Eng
lish friend, Byng. The story of Byng
is familiar to all his countrymen. The
French had beaten the English on the
sea, and, mad with disappointed rage,
the laundering ministry Of England
turned on their luckless Instrument,
Byng. Voltaire was the lifelong friend
Of Richelieu, the conqueror. But he
was, too, the man of whom it was
said that "for twenty years the redress
of judicial wrong" hung entirely on his
pen. On Dec. 20, 1856, he wrote to
Richelieu telling Byng's story and that
yainglorious person replied generously
enough in an open letter, wherein he
stated that had Byng continued the
fight the English fleet must have been
totally destroyed and that the admirars
misfortune came not from cowardice or
inefhciency, but from the hand of God
and the valor of the French.
Voltaire wrote to Byng, sending Rich
elieu's letter, but he could not save the
victim. Byng paid the penalty Of other
mems folly. To Voltaire he left a
grateful message and a copy Of his de-
Tense, and in "Candide,' with that ban
tering malice which is his alone, Vol
taire sharply satirizes the scene of the
admiraPs execution.
''And why should this admiral be put
to death?"
Because he has not killed enough
people. He fought with a French adj
miral and is not considered to have
been sufficiently near to him.
But" said Candide, ''the French adj
miral was just as far away from the
English"
'%That is certainly true" was the an
swer. "But in this country it is salu-
tary to put an admiral to death now
and then pour encourager les autres."-
| Cornhill Magazine.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1904-09-21
WESTMINSTER HALL.
Its Bargain Counters, State Trials
and Coronation Banauets.

Its Bargain Counters, State Trials
and Coronation Banquets.
Westminster hall, whose old gray
walls have seen coronation banquets
and state trials, used to echo with the
bargains driven at shops or stalls which
at one time fringed it's walls like a
modern bazaar. These were kept by
booksellers, toy dealers, sempstresses
and milliners. The rents and profits
went by right to the warden of the
Fleet. An engraving of the busy scene
was made by Mosely and prints taken
therefrom by Gravelot before 1878
showing how,
In hall Of Westminster,
Sleek sempstress vends amidst the courts
her ware.
In TON Browns Amusements'
OTTO we read: eve enter into a great
hall where we were surprised to see in
the same place men on one side with
baubles and toys and on the other tax
en- up with fear Of judgment. In this
shop are to be sold ribbons and gloves
towers, headdresses, etc. On the left
hand we hear nimble tongued paint
ed sempstress with her charming treble
invite you to buy some Of her knick-
knacks. London Mail.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1904-09-21
None of That Kind.

"We had been digging a drain to our
warehouse in Mobile" said the major,
"and before going home for the night
l told our porter Sam that he'd better
hang out red lantern as caution to
the public. He was absent for awhile
and then came back to me to say:
we kyant put out no red lantern,
Majah Dibbs.'
"'But why?'
'Kase Is bin to cherry grocery stoh
in Mobile an cherry one O. 'em am jest
out O. red candles at present Shall I
go back an ak EN- fur blue or green?' F"
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1904-09-21
LIVING A LIE.
Those People Who Dress or Live Be-
yOnd Their Means.

yOEd Ine1E Means.
Dressing or living beyond ones means
is nothing less than absolute dishon-
esty. If you are trying to do what
you cannot afford to do, you are living
lie; if you are wearing clothes that
you cannot afford, they are perpetual
witnesses against you. They are la
beled all over with falsehood. If your
jewelry, your carriages, your furs and
your costly gowns tell me that you are
rich when you live in poverty strick-
en- home and when your mother is
obliged to make all sorts Of sacrifices
to enable you to make this false dis
play, you lie just as surely as you
would if you should try to deceive me
by your words.
The consciousness of being we'll
dressed and yet owing for it, of riding
in carriages which one cannot afford
or Of patronizing expensive hotels and
restaurants which one cannot by any
stretch of imagination or sophistry af-
ford, is destructive to self respect, to
truth and honesty and to manhood and
WomanhOod. You cannot afford to
wear lies or eat lies any more than
| you can afford to tell lies
| There is only one possible result upon
character Of falsehoods, whether acted
or told, and that is perpetual deteriora-
ton and decentralization. No one can
act lie Or live a lie without being dis
| honest. When a man sacrifices his hon
esty he loses the handspring Of his
character, and he cannot be perfectly
honest when he is lying by frequenting
costly restaurants or hotels, by wear
ing expensive clothing or by extrava-
CANT living when he cannot afford it
Success.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1904-09-21
THE ONLY LINE WITH A WORLDS

THE ONLY LINE WITH A WORLDS
FAIR STATION.
This refers to the Minneapolis & st.
Louis Railroad and means
1st-The Shortest Line.
2nd-The most comfortable route.
3rd-TWo fine through trains direct
4th-A saving of about three hours
in time.
5th-You avoid the crowds at the
Union Depot and on the street cars.
9th You save money by being land
ed just where you want to go.
There are many other reasons but
"a word to the wise is sufficient"
For excursion tickets, berth reser-
vations and complete Guide to the
Fair, free, address A. B. Cults, G. P.
& T. A., Minneapolis, MINI. 80
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1904-09-21
Sifted Pearls.

Some years ago the sultan Of Sulu
learned that the pearl fishermen were
reaping big profits. He supplied his
revenue collectors with sleeves and or
dered that all pearls found near Sulu
must be tested in these sleeves Those
that dropped through were to be re-
tanned by the fishermen; those that re-
NAMED in the sieves were to belong to
the sultan for taxes 1t nearly RUNE
the pearl fisheries
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1904-09-21
A Fair Opportunity.

Tasso, being told that he had fair
opportunity Of taking advantage of a
to plumber him, but there are things
which wish to take from him-not his
honor or his life, but his malice and ill
will"
Well spoken! A noble taking from
an enemy, "his malice and i'll Wilt"
How is that done? Love is the potent
weapon. ''Heap Goals Of fire on his
head "-Exchange
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1904-09-21
HoMESEEKERs RATES.

On the first and third Tuesdays of
each month the Minneapolis & St.
round trip excursion tickets to points
in the Northwest, West, Southwest,
South and Southeast, at one fare plus
two dollars. Return limit twenty one
days from date of sale and stopovers
permitted. Call on agents for full
particulars or address, A. B. Cults,
G. z. e L. A., Minneapolis. MINI. ~
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1904-09-21
His Idea of 1t.

Caller-Why, I'm Irish, Bobby. was
really born in Ireland. Bobby - oh,
you're in disguise, then Caller-In dis
guise? Bobby-Sure! You amt got
any red chin whiskers nor a pipe stick
In in your Notwithstanding Press.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1904-09-21
Quite the Reverse.

81 declare remarked the arctic ex-
plorer, st can hardly be said that you
people live on the fat of the land.
That's so,' replied the intelligent
Eskimo. eve live on the fat of the
sea mostly-whale blubber and such
things. Exchange.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1904-09-21
VISIT THE OLD Folks.

On September 6,13, 90, 81 and Octo-
Der 18th the Minneapolis & st. Louis R.
R. will run their annual 'sHomevisitor's
excursion to Indiana, Ohio and Ken
lucky, and round trip tickets will be
sold at very low rates with limit thirty
days for return. Call on agents for
particulars, or address A. B. Cults, G.
?. & I. A, Minneapolis, Mimi. 81
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1904-09-21
His FareweIls.

''That young chap that calls on our
Myrtilla reminds me of Patti said the
old man in the dining room.
"Why so?' asked his wife.
HE has SO many farewell perform
ances in the vestibule" - Baltimore
Herald.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1904-09-21
DIRECT TO THE GATES OF THE WORLDS
FAIR

via the Minneapolis and st. Louis Rail-
road. The only line with station OPP
poslte main entrance to the grounds.
Two through trains daily with Pullman
Sleepers. free reclining chair cars and
elegant new dining cars. Lowest excur-
sion rates. Season ticket $25.75; sixty
day ticket $21.45; fifteen day ticket
$3.50. Seven day coach excursion
tickets at $12.S5 On sale August 15 and
80 and September 10 and Goth.
Call on agents for "Guide" to the
Fair, information in regard to hotels,
etc, or address, A. B. Cults, G. P. & T.
A, Minneapolis, Mimi. 80
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1904-09-21
BeIated Weddings.

The love of independence and the
freedom and pleasure Of today make
girls less and less anxious to marry
before they are past five and twenty.
Perhaps it is better that there should
be that Discrimination. for our modern
life may fit woman better to marry
late than early-Lady Jeune in Lon
don Opinion.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1904-09-21
Dfdn,t Scare Him.

Landlady-Don't be afraid of the
meat, Mr. Jones. Jones "a new board
err am not afraid Of it. I've seen
twice as much meat, and it didn't scare.
me bit
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1904-09-21
Personal.

els there anything you don't need
that I might take?" asked the slovenly
old junk man, watching Subbubs pack
ing his goods on the moving van.
Eyes" snapped Subbubs; ga BATH
Exchange
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1904-09-21
Telling on the Tail

Mamma-Johnny, how many times
have told you about pulling that cats
tail? JOHNNY don't know, nom, but
from de way de tail is worn it must
be lot.-Philadelphia Telegraph.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1904-09-21
Bribery.

Gracie-Oh! Stealing jam! I'm GO
ing to tell mamma. Freddy-Would
you rather have some jam ?-Harper's
Bazaar.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1904-09-21

CoLoNIsTs AND Round TRIP HOME
SEEKERS
rates during September and October
via the Minneapolis & ST. Louis to
Louisiana, Texas, Oklahoma, New
Mexico, etc. Call on agents, or ad-
dress A. B. Cults, G. p. & T. A.,
Minneapolis, MINI.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1904-09-21
Wise Young Man.

Elvira-And did he kiss you before
your chaperon? Marcia-Oh, no. He
was wise enough to kiss her frst.-Co-
lumbus Dispatch.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1904-09-21

Remember that to be successful as
hypocrite you need to be first class
actor Comparatively few can play
the part.-Somerville Journal.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1904-09-21
How, Indeed.

Mrs. H.-Her husband simply won't
listen to her. H.-How the deuce does
the lucky fellow manage it?-Illus
trated Bits
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1904-09-21
Exchange.
Desperate.

"Can you make both ends meet,
Pat?"
''Shure and I can't make one end
meetw-Town Topics
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1904-09-21
Those Girls.

Stella-He wore my picture right
over his heart, and it stopped the bull
let. Bella-No wonder, dear; it would
stop a clock.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1904-09-21
Both High.

Convalescing Patient bill is
very high. Doctor-So was your
fever.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1904-09-21
Worse Than That.

ssDo you think that the governors
remarks were spontaneous, grandma p
"Worse. They were positively
scand 'lous."-Exchange
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1904-09-21

Larvae and eggs Of the mosquito
pass through severe winters without
harm.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1904-09-21
Docs a Gepera1 Bapkipg
Busipess.
Steamship Tickets apd FARM
loaps+

Accounts of Corporations, Firms and
Individuals solicited upon the most lib
eral terms consistent with good banking
The St. Louis Republic., 1904-12-28
Manager Of Mysterious Asia
Charged With Improperly
Sheltering Wild Animals.
ARRESTED AT WORLDS FAIR.
Woman's Humane Society Al
leges That Elephants, CameIs,
Water Buffalo, Llamas and
Zebra Were Mistreatcd.

The controversy between members Of the
Woman's Humane Society and CASTOR
Akoun resulted yesterday in his arrest or
charge OF improperly feeding and shell
terins two elephants. FIVE camels. two
liamas. Il water buffalo and zebra
Akoun Immediately gave a $40 bond for
his appearance in tn. First District Police
Court. where. he says, he will fight the
case. The bond was signed bv Ernest
Lerrny.
The animals wee used in Mysterious
Asia on the Pike at the Worlds Fair ny
Akoun. who conducted that concession
After the Fair Il was charged that the
animals were not being properly cared for.
They were taken TO a building thar had
been used as a restaurant. which Is nuw
heated by q huge stove.
1T IL simply a case OF women who know.
nothing about keeping such animals trying
to tell us who DO" said Fernand Akoun.
brother OF Castor AEoun. and part own
er OF tho animals. In discussing the ar
rest.
Those animals arc worth several thou
sand dollars TO Us. and II IS unreasonable
TO charge that we would not give them
proper shelter and food. We know how 10
treat them, and have employed man who
knows about the care OF such ANIMALS TO
take charge OF them.
We most assurecly will fight the case
TO the highest courts. and Will be prepared
to show by competent witnesses that We
know what We are doing. and that my
brother has in no way been guilty OF
cruelty TO animals
Special Officer John II. F1nnell arrested
Akoun at the Worlds Fair yesterday aft
ernoon. Akoun lives at No. 1850 Olive
street
The St. Louis Republic., 1904-12-28
JUDGE DEGREES
CHILD TO AUNT
Father and Sister of Babv's
Mother to Have Its
Possession.

Judge Waiter &. Douglas Yesterday
sons for denying the application which
would restore TO the possession of her
mother Nttls Marie kirchof, years old.
The question of the legal possession OF
the child arose after a decree had been
made IN divorce suit in which William
G. Kirchoff was the man in the case and
Mary KirchoG and Ceiest!ne KirchoT, who
were sisters. were his first and second
wives respectively.
Judge Douglas decided the case some
time ago while III. stating that he would
give his reasons later. He states that the
denial OF mother OF the custody OF her
child, and particularly q little girl, seems
at fIst blush abhorrent-
He does not find that the girls mother
/. 4 nt person 10 have the child, but he
regards that 1t is for the best interest d.
the child that she be left with ter aunt.
who hos raised her since she was an in
fart
Tho Judge states that the evidence
shows no act Of love for the child on the
part of her mother. unless the fling OF
the suit could be seid as such. She gave
the child TO her sister shortly after the
Infants birth, and afterwards decided the
child to her sister. the Judge says. She
did not contribute tn tile childs support
or make her any present o. clothing nib
bon or toy the Judge statecs.
On The other hand, the Judge says, the
child's aunt hns treated the girl as her
own, and the child's happy face gave evil
dence OF the affection she has received.
The St. Louis Republic., 1904-12-28
COMPANY OFFICER DENIES
ANY VIOLATION OF LAW.

Blu E'-lsAI<
Milwaukee, Wis, Dee 2I.-The General
Paper Company maintains an office In this
city and handles the complete output OF
mills in combine. AT the annual meeting.
held here December 3. It was announced
that the firm had handled a00oo.oyO pounds
last year. ard that the business OF .hn
company amounted 10 sl2.09.oO 4 year. an
increase of S2JOID over 1913.
Twenty-siC mills are IN the combine
and since II was formed five years ago it
has handled so tons of paper daily.
The officers are: President. J. A. Kim
berry, Neenah: fist vice president. G. A
W. z. Stuart. Chicago; secretarytreasur-
e.. J.. NJ. Alexander. Milwaukee; sales
manager. j. A. Davis. Chicago.
hefe Was no idea OF controlling prices
or restraining trade in the organization Of
the General Paper Company said ]. N.
alexander. secretary and treasurer os the
organization. w. do not think thar n
IS monopoly or that Il can be proved no.
Tho company was formed in May. Iss, as
a buying and selling agency by leading
paper concerns. At that time we Consulted
compe;en. legal authorities. by whicS w,
were assured that our organization VA,
legal n every way and In violation az
mere OF The laws OF the State or nation.
Wisconsin and has been maintained as
was intended by the organizers. in a per
fectlv legal way.
This Is not the first time that O move
;or the American Paper Association made
strong efforts to have an examination
made and repeated petitions were sent
10y il 10 Attorney General Knox at the
time he was in Office. asking him to take
I'D legal proceedings. He did look up the
standing of the company and found. as he
reported, that there was no ground on
which to base action"
The St. Louis Republic., 1904-12-28
SAYS GIVING HAS
BECOME A HABIT
Colonel John Fl. Carroll Presents
$1,000 to Orphans Home Of
Which He Was an
Inmate.

''To give something TO TIE Children's
Hcr1e at Christmas has become a habit
with me- said Colonel John II. Carroll
yesterday. speaking of his gift Of Loo to
the Cincinnati insttution.
After the death OF my pa,enta In 1861.
1t was the only home had. and 81 It had
not taken Ele in. l DO not know what
would have becomc o! me. lived there
for two years. and then the ofdcers se
cured me a home With 4 family out In
tha State
When the man WHO /. now genera, Mt
torney for the Burlington Railroad vas
sent TO the Orphans Home. he was four
years old. When he came to Missouri
and became prosperous. he began to aid
the home. and has doTe so ever since
Colone! Carroll wes returning from
Washington when he stopped in Cincinnati
TO view the scenes OF his childhood. His
visits are looked upon as event, at the
Calldren's Home. especially By tho in
mates. VINO know tile good things which
follow his visits
The St. Louis Republic., 1904-12-28
DOUBLE WEDDING
OF NEW THINKERS
Daughters of Mrs. V. Il. MacDon
aid Will Not Promise to
"Obey" When They Take
Nuptial Vows.

A double Wedding ceremony OF mn:. than
ordinary interest will be performed al
noon to-day. when two sisters will lie
| married in the first public wedding ac-
cording TO the ritual OF the New Thought
denomination.
The principals viii bn Miss Edna Mac
Donald, 10 years old. who will wed Rer-
tram Cov.lie OF London England and
Miss Theodore MacDonaid. Is years old.
who will be married to Mac ". DwinnelI
OF Los Angeles. CD.
The young women ar. the daughters of
Mrs. White Root Macdonald. an or
dained minister OF The Church Of Practical
Christianity.
The ceremony will be performed at the
Church of Practical Christianity. Eight
eenth and Pcstalozzi streets. the Eeverend
H. II. Schroeder officiating.
According to the New Thought idea the
woman Il mans equal and does no' nave
to promise To ''ohey.'
Another phrase. Until death do you
part" IS also done away with, as tho New
Thinkers believe that death does not part
man and wife, but that they live together
in eternity.
CoIville and Miss E1aa have been sweet
hearts only short time. He came TO the
Worlds Fair with the KiI,ies Band and
met her while she was singing In Fes-
tival Hall.
Dvinneii and Miss Theodora have been
sveethearts for several years. although
she is only 1s years Old. When he re-
moved to California they kept CORE
spending. and when he came to St Louis
recently 20 claim her as his bride it was
suggested that a double ceremony be per
formeI. !nasmuch az Colville and Miss
Edna contemplated being married.
While several hundred invitations have
ben Issued for the wedding. the cere-
mony will differ little from that of any
other denomination.
Colville and his bride will remain IN ST.
Louis. He In a musician IN one OF the
theaters. Dwinneli and his bride will de-
part tTnfnedI3 teiy after the wedding for
Los Angeles where he Is in business
The St. Louis Republic., 1904-12-28

Backed up by over a third of a
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other remedy for the diseases
and weaknesses peculiar TO
women ever attained, the pro-
prietors and makers of Doctor
Pierce's Favorite Prescription
now feel fully warranted in o.
ferina to pay $500 in legal
money Of the United States for
any case of Leueorrhea, Female
Weakness, Prolapsus or Falling
Of Womb, which they cannot
euro. All they ask is a fair and
reasonable trial OF their means
Of cure. All correspondence
held sacredly confidential.
II you require medical advice
don't fall to write Doctor r. v.
Pierce who will give you tho
best advice possible. Address
Buffalo, N. Y.
Dr.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets
are a ladies' laxative. No other
medicine equals them for een.,
tleness and thorouohness,