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The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-01-15
POLITICAL POINTS

county will finally favor Mir. Cleveland. With the delegations from New York, New Jersey and Connecticut friendly to his nomination the Cleveland wave which will strike St. Louis next July will be much more tremendous than that which was witnessed in the same city last May: favorable to Mir. Cleveland's nomination. Former Governor Francis and Mayor Wells are Cleveland men. This fact had much to do with sending the Convention to St. Louis"
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-01-15

According to The Louisville Herald a white foreigner who settles in Panama is booked for a short stay. If he drinks water he may live two weeks and if he drinks whiskey he may not live a year. If he mixes them we can't imagine what will be his fate. The Herald says noth. ing about beer, however.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-01-15
A Queer Trait.
Birmingham Ledger.

Birmingham Ledger.
 That love of a chicken fight is one of the Queerest traits in human nature. Not long ago there was a main in this city, and we would all be astonished at the names of the men who attended 1t. But we would be astonished still more at the names of the men who were disappointed hecause they did not know the time and place.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-01-15

Reading of Colombia's finances reminds us of the last days of the Confederacy It now takes about s2S,OOO of Colombian pa- per currency to get one dollar in gold. and prices range accordingly. A man who starts out to have blowout requires a pushcart or something of the kind to car " his funds In.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-01-15
Will Have It.

Ft. Gaines Recorder
 Some of our exchanges disapprove the probable norination of Grover Cleve- land but are enthusi" stic for Olney. If Cleveland is not to be the st,ndard bearer no other Democrat can be sure of elec.ion as Olney. for he st"n s for every prin- ciple enunciated by Cleveland and that is what the dear people are going to have.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-01-15

Three ex-oovernors of States have died within less than forty-eight hours of each other-John B. Gordon of Georgia. Charles Foster of Ohio and John Young Brown of Kentucky, while a fourth. Asa Bushnell of Ohio is almost at death da0r
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-01-15

We believe that some of our contempo- raries actually think that Hearst can be nominated and elected. Such foundation- less faith is touching in this day of po- litical dissension.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-01-15
Careful of Its Readers.

Roanoke Leader.
 The Leader hasn't been saying anything about the threatened war in the far East between Russia and Japan because we didn't wish to frighten our readers. We believe now that the greatest danger Is over.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-01-15

4 very pretty magazine Is ''Dixieland." :" the first number of which has just been received It's editor is Mrs. May Guillot Potter. and this issue is called the Robert D. Lee Memorial Number. As its name indicates. it is devoted to Southern and Confederate affairs and history. and is handsomely printed and illustrated. Pub lished in Dallas. Tex.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-01-15

The editor of The Montgomery (Ala.) Advertiser rises to ask this question "Will human legs disappear?' We'll, fl tions on top of this old earth will disap, pear with them.-Portsmouth Star.
 You old ungrammatical rascal!
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-01-15

It Is a little singular that a well in- formed paper like The Norfolk Landmark should speak of the birth of Baby Ruth as having occurred "during MT. Cleve- lands first term in the presidency" She was born in 1891 and more than two years afler the close of his first term.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-01-15
By a Blizzard.

Southern Star.
 Those fellows who are sort of half and half pig and puppy in politics, had better crawl on the Democratic band wagon. Repubncanism Is in a fair way to be struck by big blizzard early in Novem- per next.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-01-15
"A Funny Story,

Anniston Hot Blast.
 Senator Quay of Pennsylvania, told a newspaper man an overwhelmingly funny story the other day. He said that he had been to the White House and talked religion with the President for thirty minutes.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-01-15
A Comic Valentine.

Birmingham News.
 The presidential boom of Mir. William Randolph Hearst Is again somewhat con- spicuous for being '.hroke up" on itself without much rivalry in that respect, and the prospects are that 1t will receive a comic valentine.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-01-15

Great State. Alabamar' remarks The Savannah Press. after noting that sup ply of natural gas might be found. Of course 1t is great State. and it doesn't depend on gas, either.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-01-15

That order requiring government clerks in the various departments in Washington to work seven hours a day is real cruel It will cause some of them to miss the ball games and matinees.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-01-15

Senator Lodge ought to admit that good rule will work both ways. He is op- posing Congressional investigation into the postal frauds because. as he says, the
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-01-15

A number of our contemporaries have informed us that the days are growing longer but we note that rent-paying days como with the same old frequency.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-01-15

If the Senate ousts smoot and retains Deitrich the honest members of that body will begin to ask for Ian ounce of civit, good Mir. Apothecary."
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-01-15
Through His Hat.

NIUDII0 IIoII,
 It is said the Czar of Russia wants the whole truth told In regard to Russia's attitude toward Japan. The Czar must be talking through his hat.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-01-15
Noysmbsr Circulation.

November Circulation.
 F. ). Kelly, Circulation Manager or Tne Montgomery Advertiser being duly swoEn' mys: The foregoing statement of The Aover- tlaer's daily circulation for the month or ro. vember. ieoS Is true and correct and compueo and leftover copies have been deducted.
 P ]. KELLY. Circulation Mgf. Sworn to and subscribed before me this i4tn
 F. " JACKSON, Kseall N P. Ex-O. J. P.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-01-15
o @ q @ e e H e e . g E s & 6 g Q q WHAT THE STATE PAPERS 6 e ARE SAYING. e o g e @ e e e Se H e q H e @ G e ,S
Send Addicks.

Send Addicks. Birmingham Age-Herald. Every State will be represented at the St. Louis Worlds Fair except Delaware. That State should send Addicks there.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-01-15

If all that Is being said by various city officials on the question of making thea tres safe is not mere talk, full of sound and fury. slgnifyins nothing" there is bound to be wonderful improvement in conditions before long That there is am- pie room for improvement cannot be doubted That owners and managers of many theatres have been criminally neg ligent is equally true. It Is to be hoped that the horrible example in Chicago will bring forth real improvements. Unfortu- nately many of the theatres now in use are so constructed that they cannot now be altered so as to conform to all the re- quirements of public safety, but they can be vastly improved if the work is gone at in the right way. If there are any which cannot be made at least reasonably safe they should be closed The time for taking chances is past
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-01-15
COST OF PRIMARIES.

 ring to primary elections, says:
 There has also been some discussion in Alabama as to whether the State wou d undertake the payment of the primary election expenses. We do not know how it was decided, but we have seen no state- ment in the newspapers that the LegtSla- ture had agreed that the State should as- sume this charge.
 Those who go before the people in the primaries foot the expense. There Is an assessment laid for county and State can- didates. based as near as can be ascer- tained. upon the probable expense of hold- ing the election. For instance in Mont gomery the highest paying offices have to contribute more than the smaller. There are three which are assessed $1OO each, and if there should be ten candidates that would be $1O each--if only one that one would have to pay the whole amount. The State Committee also fixes the amount which each candidate whose name goes on the ofieial ballot, must pay, but in no case are the charges exces- sive. The State and counties are at nd expense for primaries in Alabama.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1904-10-05
LET US ALL BE JOLLY.

Man is funny little cuss and hasn't
long to stay, he flies around and makes
fuss. and then he hikes away Some
men imagine they are great, and try to
tear up Jack, but each one meets the
same old fate, and trots the same old
track. Great Caesars dead and turned
to clay, and so is Cicero, and Alex
finders gone the way the rest of us
must go. The sages heroes poets, all
khe mel of wealth and worth, into an
open grave must fall and crulnble back
to earth.
Then let's not join the mad affray,
4 and struggle like the duce, and agonize
our life away, for really what's the use ?
Let's live and love and sing the while,
and work some now and then, and give
to every one smile that cheers the
1 hearts of men And whether we are
crowned with flowers or chilled with
winter SHOWS, with happiness let's fill
the house; ere we turn up our toes!
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1904-10-05
COURT HOUSE NOTICE.

Notice is hereby given, that in ac-
cordance with resolution adopted
by the Board of Supervisors of Craw-
ford County, Iowa. at a regular SEES
sion held on the 18th day of June,
1904, the following question will be
submitted to the said electors of said
county at the general election to be
held on Tuesday, November Sth, 1904
Shall the county of Crawford, in
the state of Iowa, borrow not to ex-
ceed forty thousand dollars at rate
of interest not to exceed four per cent
per annuci, to be used for the purpose
of constructing and adding dome to
the court house now in process of con-
struction in Denison, Iowa; in furnish
ing heating plant. ventilation, plumb
ing, electric wiring, furnishings,
wainscoting and tilling for, and other
wise perfecting the construction of said
court house: and to issue not to exceed
forty negotiable bonds therefor of the
each, payable ten years after the date
thereof and drawing interest not to ex-
coed four per cent per annum payable
annually, reserving the option to said
county to pay any OF all of said bonds
at any time after five years from the
date thereof; also for levying an an
nual tax at the September meeting OF
the said board of supervisors in each
year, beginning with the year 1905
on the taxable property of said cou
ty. not to exceed mills on the dollar
of the county valuation in any one
year, and continuing from year tt
year, sufficient to pay the interest OF
said bonds, and the bonds themselves
when they become due.
M. j. COLLINS, Auditor,
40 Crawford County. Iowa.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1904-10-05
TAKEN FOR DANCINGIEACHER
Girl Cashier in Chicago Refuses tic
Cash Check for sec'y Shaw. De-
mands Identification.

Chicago, Sept. 2S-Secretary of the
United States Treasury, Leslie NJ. Shaw
experienced little difficulty in having
check cashed at the Auditorium hotel
last evening. The cashier told him he
would have to be identified before she
would honor the check
Don't you Know him or have you not
heard of Mr.. Shaw" asked the secre
tary's companion.
I have seen his dancing school ad-
.vertised, replied the cashier, mistaking
Mr., Shaw for a dancing instructor.
But am not a teacher: l am secre.
tary of the United S tates Treasury. .
said Mr.. Shaw vainly attempting to
persuade the youn; woman to cash the
check.
Then the secretary went to Clerk
Kelvy and said: What is the matter?
Can | not have a little of the money
make at Washington?"
The clerk who knew Mr.. Shaw, in
structed the cashier to honor the check
and moment later Mr. Shaw, smiling
and counting his money, fastened from
the desk.
Secretary Shaw knows how to be-
stow the greenbacks in his pocket book
to the best advantage quite as we'll as
he knows how to administer the finan-
ces of the nation.
He has method carefully selected.
which he proceeded Immediately to APP
ply Each bill he carefully folded from
either end and ran his finger heavily
across the edges so made. Then deity
one by one, he stored the bills in differ.
ent compartments of his pocketbook.
His pocketbook is just as orderly ar
ranged as was the cashiers drawer in
'ithe Iowa country bank wherein he first
learned the true principles of finance.
You see, the secretary gently ex-
planned, 'the benefits resulting from my
little system. In the first place, if |
make payment I do not have to ex-
hibit all I've got. In the second place
when l want to pull out a 81 bill l do
net by mistake pluck forth S. bill.
Believe me, the merits of this little sys.
tenn grow on one the more one practices
its precepts.'
The secretary smiled his Yankee
Iowa smile. which is benevolent
shrewdness. and went his way.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1904-10-05
A SUDDEN ATTACHMENT.

An Irish sheriff got writ to serve
on young widow, and coming into her
presence, said:
Madam have an attachment for
you"
MY dear sir she said blushingly,
your attachment is reciprocated.
4 "You don't understand me. You
). .pust proceed to court, said the sheriff
~ "Well, | know tbs leap year. but
lefer to let you do the counting your
Mf Men are much better at that
than women"
MADAM, this is no time for fooling
The justice is waiting,
THE justice is waiting Well | sup.
pose | must go. but the thing is SC
sudden and besides, ia prefer priest
todo it."
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1904-10-05
1HEEALL GIRL.

A thousand sing the girl of spring
The maid of fluff and laces;
A thousand more their fancieS pour
To tell the June BRIDES graces;
The summer girl of smile and curl
Occasions rhyming sclawl-
And now is due tribute to
The bonny girl of fall.
The Fall girl
The tall girl
In blue or gray or brown;
In tailormade
She is errayed-
She's coming back to town.
We celebrate the graduate.
Demure in null or CHI s.llis;
The tennis girl, with skirts awhirl,
Evokes rhyming rally;
We softly chant the debutante
AT her initial ball
Where is the Muse of him who views
The bonny girl of fall:
The Fall girl
The small girl
In blue or gray or brown
A rare delight
Unto the sight
She's coming back to town
From head to foot she is trim and neat
Her cheeks are full of color,
That makes the glow the NAPLES show
uSeem dim. and cold, and duller.
Now come the days Of smoky haze
Aud distant winters call.
In autumn's blur-Hats off to Her
The bonny girl of fall.
The Fall girl
She's all girl,
In blue or gray or brown,
Or any hue
That's swagger new
She's coming back to town.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1904-10-05
PAT AND THE OYSTERS.

An lrlahman went Into restaurant
and called for dozen Saddle Rock
oysters on the half she'll. After wrest-
ling with them about ten minutes, he
called to the proprietor and said. DO
yez ate them things
why, certainly said the proprie-
tor.
How do yez do it?" said the son of
Grin. I'D loike yez to show me how "
THE proprietor, glad to teach him
how to eat his goods, said: "You put a
squeeze of lemon. little salt and pep
per on it, stick your fork in it, lift it up
this way, and down she goes" So
suiting the action to the word he ,gulp-
ed down an oyster without further
ceremony.
Gould yez ate THIN all the same
way" exclaimed the Irishman. in sur.
prise.
why sure; they aredelightful. ''Tll
show you how 10 do it if You don't OBJ
iect. y
go ahead" saia Irish. I'D like to
see yez | don't believe yez can.
1t did not take the proprietor long to
dispose of the balance and with smack
of his lips said, There. you are; no
trouble at ali. y
The Irishman was bewildered; as
soon as he could get his breath he
shouted, Can yez kape thin down."
WHY, of course can, said the
proprietor.
Well, that beats all. had thin
damn things down me stomach six
tonnes, and they came up livery tonne .
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1904-10-05
Worlds Fair Coach Excursions Via
the Northwestern Line.

Very low rates to ST. Louis will be in
effect on several convenient dates, in
October and November for coach ex-
cursions to ST. Louis via the Chicago
& North Western R's Only $1,000
round trip from DENISON, return limit
seven days. A great opportunity to
visit the Worlds Fair at minimum of
of expense. Other favorable round trip
rates are in effect daily, with liberal re
turn limits, stop-over privileges, etc.
Full information as to dates of sale,
train schedules, checking of baggage
and other matters of interest to the in
tending traveller on application to Tick
ct Agents of the Chicago & North
Western R'y,
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1904-10-05
Can You Eat!

j. B. Taylor, prominent merchant
Of Chriesman' Tex, says: 81 could not
eat because of a weak stomach. | lost
AN strength and ran down in weight.
All that money could do was done, but
all hope of recovery vanished. Hear
ing OF, some wonderful cures effected by
use of Kodol Dyspepsia Cure. | con-
| Guided to try it. The first bottle bene-
\titted me, and after taking four bottles,
] am fally restored to my usual strength
weight and health Kodol Dyspepsia
lCure digests what you eat and cures.
ISold by
| RUDOLPH KNAUL
CASSADAY a. Co.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1904-10-05

There is reason why the democratic
candi' ates for congress will be found
attacking the republican record this
year says the Clinton Herald They
cannot defend their own.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1904-10-05
AMONG THE EDITORS.

Democrats should Remember the
Maine" election.-Britt Tribune.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1904-10-05

Excursion Rates to Yellowstone Nat
Onal Park,
Via the North-W esteN1 Line, daily,
with favorable return Ii lits Variable
routes. Most wonderful scenery in the
world. Apply to agents Chicago q
North Western R'y. 30-lO
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1904-10-05
Very Low Excursion Rates to American
Royal Live Stock Show at Kansas

Via the North Western Line. Excur-
sion tickets will be sold Oct. Is to 10,
inclusive. limited by extention to re-
turn until Nov. s, inclusive. Apply to
agents Chicago q North Western R'y.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1904-10-05

The Cedar Rapids Republican will
not be surprised if in the development
of Zionism John Alexander will declare
that he is indeed the true God There's
no telling where the prophet" will end
his claims. Ill Herald.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1904-10-05
Excursion Tickets to mi-Centennial
of Carroll County, Carroll Iowa.

Via the North Western Line, will
be sold at reduced rates Oct. 4, and e.,
limited to return until Oct Z, inclusive.
Apply to agents Chicago q North
Western Ry.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1904-10-05

Thomas Taggart maintains that he
is still the center of the democratic
force and that Senator German is only
a wing" says the Cedar Rapids Gazette
How can party have wing when it
has cloven hoof in the shape of D. b.
Hill?-The Nonpareil.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1904-10-05

'In a word observes the Keokuk
Gate City. Judge Parker is In full
accordance with the democratic nation
al platform which is good reason why
he shouldn't be elected"
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1904-10-05

Judge Parker yesterday added an
other to his long list of quiet sundays
at the farm-Nonpareil. He is only
getting used to the monotony of retired
life which will negin Nov. sth. Dun
lap Reporter.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1904-10-05

Ever hear of democrat asking for
support on account of his party's rec
ord?" inquiries the Webster City Jour
nal
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1904-10-05

Lives of poor men oft remind US
honest men will stand no chance. The
more we work there grows behind us
bigger patches on our pants. On our
pants once new and glossy, now are
stripes of different hue. all because
subscribers linger and don't pay us
what lisa due. Let US then be ul
and doing; send your mite, however
small or when the winter winds shall
strike US, we will have no pants a,
all. Elk.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1904-10-05

Secretary Shaw is making some tell
ing political speeches during this cam
paign'' says the Marshalltown Herald
land it is noted that while he is max
ing them both in the east and west
that he does not have to make one
speech to suit the people of the east and
another advocating different views for
the west. The same speech is good for
republicans everywhere >,
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1904-10-05

Roosevelt has been president for three
years: and when Parker is brought
right down to the issue, the only one of
the Presidents official acts which Park
ers says in so many words he would I'M
do, is the pension order; and the extent
to which Parker would undo that would
be to ask Congress to do the same thing
over again Nevada Representative.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-02-08
TO REPORT FOR LONDON Times
Continued from Page a.

CONTINUED from Page a.
to take In the beauties of Hawaii nei.
Captain A. Smallwood Is a war cor.
respondent for the London Times. He
Is booked for Yokohama. Though not
an army man, Captain Smallwood gain.
ed his title as a special distinction for
action on his part during the recent
war in South Africa.
G. Ponceit Is a Chicago real estate
man travelling for pleasure. He Is &C.
companied by his wife.
Mr. and Mrs. ID. S. Locksmith are
passengers for Hongkong. Mr.. Lock.
smith is connected with Shanghai
railroad
l.. Il. futile is a representative Of
Getz Brothers, the San Francisco com.
mission merchants. He IL booked for
Hongkong and is accompanied by his
wife.
S. II. BOardman and wife are a new.
ly married California couple who came
to spend their honeymoon in this city.
The Korea carries cargo of $500
tons, measurement, including fifty car.
loads of barrel beef for the Russian
Government at Vladivostok. She
She brought l49 bags of mail for Homo
lulu and SO bags which she leaves here
for the transport Sheridan.
The Korea is scheduled to sail fol
the Orient tomorrow morning at Z
| o'clock.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-02-08
ARRIVED.

Sunday. Feb. Z.
stmr. w. G. Hall, Thompson, from
Kauai ports.
Stmr. Maui, Bennett, from Maui
PORTS.
Stmr Noeau Petersen, from Hama
kua ports.
Stmr. Kauai. Bruhn, from Hamakna
ports.
Am. sp. st. James. Mulcoy, 70 days
from Newcastle.
Monday, Feb. s.
p. NJ. S. S. Korea, Seabury, from
san Francisco, at . a. m.
=. NJ. S. $. China, Friele. from the
Orient, at II a. m.
Am. bk. Albert Turner, IA days from
San Francisco, off port at p. m.
Am. blk. Jane l.. Stanford. Moltes
tad, IS days from Newcastle, off port al
2 p. m.