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Mexico Missouri message., 1904-01-21
Stops the Cough and
Works on tho Cold
E,nIatiYe Bromo Quinine Tablets. Price25
PeeullarIties Of the Maple.

Bird's-eye maple and curly maple
are both cut from the logs of the rock
maple tree, in which a beautiful lus'
trous grain is produced by the sinu-
Gus course of the fibers. This tree is
not at all the common hard maple. but
is full of little knarls called eyes. Men
looking for bird'e-eye maple logs go
through the standing timber and pick
out the trees, paying for them from
$50 to $50 a thousand feet in the
woods. Ordinary hard maple logs are
worth only from SO to 81 thousand
feet.
Mexico Missouri message., 1904-01-21
A Circulating Medium.

Eyes, sir" said the village grocer.
Il take the big weeklies to keep track
Of the worlds affairs and the big city
dailies to keep posted on what iB go
ing on In this country"
but don't you take your home pa
PERI" asked the drummer.
''Nope."
but you certainly ought to be In
terested in local affairs"
"Oh. know everything that goes
on. NY wife belongs to the woman's
club and three church societies, one
OF my daughters works IN the miIiin.
cry shop. and the other is IA the do.
livery window 81 the postof1ce. -
Exchange
Mexico Missouri message., 1904-01-21
Nan Whn Mear corneta.

During a trial in Paris between two
partners OF corset firm the debate
revealed that one OF the branches OF
their manufacture was mems corsets.
The Judge, having demanded an e1''
PLANTATION, It was shown that more
than $4,000 corsets we're made yearly
for Frenchmen and 1000 were shipped
to England, principally for army ON,
GERS. German ofhcers also created
quite demand. TIL a rival Berlin firm.
offered a cheaper article.
Mexico Missouri message., 1904-01-21
Most Expenslve Book.

Probably the most expensive book
known is that which the Ameer Of
Afghanistan has presented to the
Shah of Persia. 1t is q manuscript
copy of the Koran, the binding Of
which is worth $4,000, This bind
ing is of solid gold. two and three
quarters inches thick; the carvings,
which are the work of an Afghan gold
smith, are encrusted with precious
stones-167 pearls, 1872 rubies and 100
diamonds of the purest water.
Mexico Missouri message., 1904-01-21
AoVlcE LION TIE FATNER.s
Net Calculated to Cheer the would-Rs
Benedict.

Net CALCULATES 70 Cheer the Wouid-He
Benedict
A friend OF the writer, who mar
ried woman with a temper of her
own, tells an amusing story at her
expense. They have been married for
about two years, and as despite her
imperiousness they have got along
very well, she smiles when the story
is repeated.
After counting for some time the
young man summoned up courage to
put the momentOus question. He was
duly accepted. but a hint was thrown
out that he should see her father. He
readily agreed, and one evening
called to talk the matter over with
her parent.
When the matter had been arranged
the father said:
We'll, young man, II you want &c
marry my daughter you must FIRST get
your life insured in her favor"
Certainly" answered the would-be
benedict, pleased to find the father SO
solicitous for the girls future.
Which company would you recon-
mendT
Il would recommend none, sir" was
the answer, but" he added, as his
daughters bursts of temper came to
his mind, you had better choose
some pay-all-claims company. They
allow suicide"
Mexico Missouri message., 1904-01-21

Paul Adam, whose "L'Enfant d'Aus
terlits" has been one Of the greatest
recent French successes. though bare.
ly 40 years old, has written nearly 20
volumes. He was for long time
completely under the influence Of N.
Emile lola, but since 1890 his work
has belonged to an entirely different
school, and he is now one Of the most
conspicuous writer's of the ideaiistiS
school.
Mexico Missouri message., 1904-01-21
Deafness cannot Be cured

By local applications they cannot reach the dis
eased portion OF the ear. There 10 only one way TO-
cure deafness and that 10 by constitutional
Deafness 10 caused by an tn1emed condition OF the
mucous lining OF the Euatachian Tube. When this
tube 10 inlamed you have nrunlbling sound u in-
perfect hearing and when Il n entirely closed Deaf
IL the result, and unless the Inflammation can pc
taken out and this tube restored 70 IT'S normal cond-
ton, hearing will be destroyed forever ntne cases
out OF ten are caused BY Catarrh, which IL nOthinG
but an fnnamed condition OF the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case OF
Deafness Caused by catarrhl that cannot be cured
by Hhlra catarrh Cure. Send for circulars, free.
y. ]. CHENEY q CO., Toledo, o.
Sold BY Druggists. T5c.
Take Hairs Family Pills for constipation.
Mexico Missouri message., 1904-01-21
Boston Wants custOm.House.

Boston is clamoring for a new Gus
tom-house and expects the next con-
gress to appropriate money for the
erection of a bigger and better ar
ranged building than the present old
structure in State street. The clty's
merchants say that with collections
exceeding S2O,O0O,O0O a yeas and
much money now paid for rent Of out
side premises the port merits the new
building and the government would
profit by erecting Il,
Mexico Missouri message., 1904-01-21
IN DONE ouT.

Veteran Joshua
Heller OF 706 s.
Walnut street, Ur-
bana, III, says:
I'm the fall OF
1899 after taking
ms Kidney
Pills / told the
readers of this
paper that they
had relieved me
Of kidney trouble.
disposed Of q
lame back with
pain across my
loins and beneath
the ahouldeF
Mexico Missouri message., 1904-01-21
Wells for Women.

Mohammedan women have a vari.
ETY. of face wells, modified by climate
and the country in which they live
The yasmak of the Turkish and
Egyptian women is unknown to the
women of India, who envelop their
faces in the folds Of long, narrow
gauze wells or shroud themselves in
their beautifully embroidered sarongs.
Mexico Missouri message., 1904-01-21

The Philadelphia woman who
claims 70 be 1875 years old may be eE-
aggerating, but she has evidently at
least reached the point Of longevity
where even a woman Is disposed to
brag of her age.
Mexico Missouri message., 1904-01-21

The empress dowager promises
much to her gods II they win quiet
troublesome provinces. Unfortunate
~ The gods appear as reluctant to
accept this particular wOman's pledges
as Is mankind.
Mexico Missouri message., 1904-01-21
World'a Most Populous Street

The most pOpulous street in the
world is said to be that in New York
extending from Amsterdam to West
End avenue and from Sixty-first street
to Sixty-second. Eight thousand sew.
en- hundred human beings, Of twenty
six nationalities, Of every race and
color and creed, are huddled together
in five and six story tenements.
Mexico Missouri message., 1904-01-21

Tho United States senate. accord
ing to the expense account, used 3d.
Oe0 quinine pills last year. Probably
the senators furnished the other in
gredient in the prescription them
selves.
Mexico Missouri message., 1904-01-21

A lady who had reached the age OF
1Os years without drinking whisky or
chewing tobaceoj and who had given
away q fortune, died at Worcester.
,ElasE., a few days ago. There Was q
record 70 be proud Of.
Mexico Missouri message., 1904-01-21

The tunnel for the New York sub
way, which is a Disagreement and
Inconvenience to the city at the pres
emit time. is half cut. Thirteen
months more win be required for the
excavation. The cost so far has been
s13, 10000. More than S2,500,O00
has been spent In removing and
changing sewers.
Mexico Missouri message., 1904-01-21
The Next European War.

In the next European wGr Emperor
William says 1000 armed men with
machine guns will be able to with
stand 10000. Very possibly. But II
the 80 900 have machine guns they can
Withstand 100000, and If the 1,6O0,-
OOO-. But why consider the posi-
hilities further?
Mexico Missouri message., 1904-01-21
paath - ol MInnr.

Il tho matter OF the death rate
among the mining classes the world
over. Il is found that L92 persons IN
every thousand die during the year.:
n Belgium the rate 70 only l.Os per
thousand: n the group Of mining
COMMITTEES called Southern europe the
rate % shout eight per thousand
where hers "a the United states { y
40.
Mexico Missouri message., 1904-01-21

It is stated that 1O5, 4S5 Christmas
presents were registered at the New
York postohice in three days for ship
nent abroad. This looks very much
a. II the old folks at home are not
forgotten.
Mexico Missouri message., 1904-01-21

peeadencs Of the irish Language.
In 1900. three OF the four million
population OF ireland spoke their na-
tive language; in 1900, only about one
nth could do so.
Mexico Missouri message., 1904-01-21
nrlvAn ii nankruntcN hY RAD.

A merchant Of Essex, England, re-
Gently declared in the bankruptcy
court that he had been ruined by
rats. which had entered his warehouse
and ate and DESTROYED his wares.
Mexico Missouri message., 1904-01-21

The manufacture and use OF false
teeth are undoubtedly Of great an
tiauity. TIE ancient Egyptians were
no mean dentists. Jawbones OF mum
mics have been found with false teeth
IA them, and some with teeth fIled
With gold. The ancient Greeks also
knew how to all teeth with gold and
how to make false teeth.
Mexico Missouri message., 1904-01-21

Stronger countries than Japan
might well hesitate before attempting
20 break the Russians of their invaria-
BILE habit of staying where they have
once sQuatted.
Mexico Missouri message., 1904-01-21

As Kitchener was starting on one
OF his earlier expeditions into the
soudan. old Gen. oIyphant (''Heli-Fire
Jack") said to him: Watch Osman
DiEna--watch him, but whatever you
do, don't xiii him. He's been worth
more promotions and decorations than
any one since the first Napoleon"
Mexico Missouri message., 1904-01-21

A young woman's club at Lincoln.
Neb., visited the penitentiary and
sang "Hlawatha" to the prisoners.
And yet there is a popular impression
that woman Is humane.
Mexico Missouri message., 1904-01-21

Just after the war, an old darby
came up 70 the governor and said;
..hlarster, kin you make mo iestice OBJ
~ peacs9" HWelI. Uncle Ned, IN case
81 suicide what would you DOR Uncle
NED Thought deeply eMarster, I'd
1seke him pay da costa 1t AZ court and
support ~ child. Iirplncotfa
Mexico Missouri message., 1904-01-21

There is some doubt as to whether
the marriage of a prominent Boer to
an English lady ought to be regarded
as a cessation or resumption of hos.
tilities.
Mexico Missouri message., 1904-01-21
Monument for Gan, CLARK.

Sixty years after his death Gen.
william Clark, Of the famous Lewis
and Clark expedition, is to have a
monument erected over his grave.
The monument is to be erected by
Mrs. Mary Susan Glasgow Clark OF
New York City, widow of Jefferson
Kearney Clark.
Mexico Missouri message., 1904-01-21
pamanea for Broken NalI.

Franz Muller, Viennese artist. was
very proud Of his beautiful finger
nails, which were the envy Of many
acquaintanees. One Of these was so
consumed with jealousy that he broke
one Of the beautiful nails, whereupon
the bereaved artist sued him for dam.
ages. A jury has Just awarded him
1000 crowns. about $500 OF American
money,
Mexico Missouri message., 1904-01-21

M. Parlkhnrst rldicuIes New Years
meaolutions GA the ground that they
arc apt 70 be broken few weeks
1atsr. In his next address the doctor
iaarnld show how Il - Better 70 be
Gia6 90 the year around than 70 make
- effort AZ lmprogemsnt part q the
ias
Mexico Missouri message., 1904-01-21

An English physician aifrOnts the
dnnd o. cakes by declaring in the Lon
don Mail that oatmeal poFridge is -
inafional curse" An Wha kens but
ifhs dotted pockpudding earle wiz be
,rantin' aboot the haggis next!
Mexico Missouri message., 1904-01-21

Jim Jeffries may point with pride to
his record; but Jack Barleycorn has
knocked out more champions than
Jim Jeffrles ever heard Of.
Mexico Missouri message., 1904-01-21

Canada is going to build an armed
cruiser for the lakes. Word that Al
gernon Sartoris is at large must have
reached Il.
Mexico Missouri message., 1904-01-21

Senator Hoar says that the Con-
gressional Record is printed in such
small type that it is hard to read. We
knew that it was hard to read.
Mexico Missouri message., 1904-01-21

One Of George GOulds boys got a
$500 toy train for a Christmas pres
ent. II there is anything in the theory
OF heredity he will not be satisfied
until he has wrecked Il.
Mexico Missouri message., 1904-01-21

An eastern traction magnate has
failed at Worcester, Mass. He tried
10 overcome the water in the stocks
and was engulfed.
Mexico Missouri message., 1904-01-21

A Chicago girl has just become the
wife of an Englishman who has no
title save that of captain. What's the
matter with Kentucky?
Mexico Missouri message., 1904-01-21

A magazine writer says that the
characteristic of st. Louis which first
strikes a visitor is "its repose." Whee!
And likewise, WOW!
Mexico Missouri message., 1904-01-21

II the same New York reporters
who wrote up the shape show" would
report Parsifal 1t would be more en-.
5oyable reading.
Mexico Missouri message., 1904-01-21

A New York woman had a Christ
mas tree for the dog friends Of her
dog. Editorial subject for Col. Wat
'terson.
Mexico Missouri message., 1904-01-21

The fact that Mrs. Hetty Green is
living In a s19-a.month fat need
arouse no fear that hard times are
coming.
Mexico Missouri message., 1904-01-21

One of the most depressing sights
in the world Just now is the coal pile
that was expected TO last all winter.
Mexico Missouri message., 1904-01-21

King Edward must have been seri-
Ously provoked at Admiral Fisher.
He hardly ever uses a big, big d.
Mexico Missouri message., 1904-01-21

Another hero OF Manila bay mar
ried. sun following the example Of
the old mani
Mexico Missouri message., 1904-01-21

Hope you didn't forget the poor If
tie youngsters whose stockings were
too diiapidAted TO hang up.
Mexico Missouri message., 1904-01-21

DIR. Parkhurst says that New Years
resolutions are insIncere. The Doc
is nothing II not original.
Mexico Missouri message., 1904-01-21

For certain kinds Of insanity there
is only one cure.
Mexico Missouri message., 1904-01-21

Let us hope that when Spain be
comes a republic It will not be OF the
Spanish-American variety.
Mexico Missouri message., 1904-01-21

Don't you know that Defiance
Starch besides being absolutely supe-
rior to any other, is put up 16 ounces
in package and sells at same price
as 12-onnce nackages Of other kinds
Mexico Missouri message., 1904-01-21

A sailor in the United States navy
has Just inherited 3250.00 VIII this
encourage enlistment?
Mexico Missouri message., 1904-01-21

7ExIco ..-.... MISSOURI
Mexico Missouri message., 1904-01-21

JOAN BEAL. Publisher.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1904-08-03
NEW AVON

Emil Murset was a Wanda visitor
over Sunday.
Mrs. F. Hauptli 10 reported as being
on the sick list
Mrs. Herman Dahms is convalescing
from recent sickness.
A. Datweyler and family visited at
Jno. Weber's last Sunday.
Geo, Shelton and sister visited at
Rob Goudy's last Sunday.
Anton Bros. band played at John
Vaerling's last Saturday night.
Miss Ella Werder of Redwood Falls
is clerking in the New Avon store.
The infant child of F. R. Weaver
was quite seriously scalded last Friday.
John and Herman Schade were Wis
iting at Otto Schade's last Sunday.
Jno. Veit and Jos. Brey and families
spent Sunday at the Redwood river.
tits said the school in district No. Z
is open for the services of man teach
er.
Otto Stassen, Emil Murset and 9th
ers attended the ice cream social at
VIM. Lindeman's Sunday evening.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1904-08-03
GALES

Fred Slower returned home from
Chicago on the 18th.
S. P. Hicks, Willie and Ella came
home from Iowa Tuesday morning.
Henry VanDorsten is in Fond dus
Lac, Wis, to visit his sick and aged
father.
Mr.. and Mrs. P. H. KellyI are the
proud parents of l2-pound daughter,
born July 21st.
Peter Weber did fine job III NOV
ing the highway around their farm.
Some others have done likewise.
Haying of timothy grass is mostly
over and good share of the Cotton>
wood bottom hay is in the stack.
Martin Grunden hauled his old sepa-,
rator to Lamberton Monday, and he.
aas ordered new one. He will soon
De ready for threshing from the shock.
July 23d,
Mrs. c. H, Jennings, Boston-"Our
babies (twins) were sickly. Had sew
eral doctors, but no results HOLSTERS,
Rocky Mountain Tea made them
strong and robustu 50 cents. Tea or
tablet form. III. M. Hitchcock
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1904-08-03

Mrs. ]. L. Adams, Miss Mary Gerst-
mann of Morgan, and Mrs. Fox of Os-
ceola, Wis, sisters of Otto Gerstmann,
visited here Thursday. The mother,
who had been visiting here, returned
to Morgan with them.
Carl Steinhaus' team took a lively
sprint Saturday evening with only the
bulldog in the buggy, and he thought
it was going too swift for him, SO he
dropped out in town while the team
was caught near Carl Reetz's. No
damage done.
Miss Irene Gerstman celebrated the
ninth anniversary of her birth Satur-
day, by inviting her many friends to
spend the afternoon with her, and the
little folks made good the opportunity
while Mrs. Gerstmann catered to the
delight of all present.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1904-08-03

Frank Clague was here Thursday en-
route for Lucan, where he was en-
ployed as attorney for the defendants
in the serenading case
w. j. Blackman and wife are TAX
ing in the sights of the st. Louis expo
sition. Editor Gleason expects to go
before the brewery closes.
Albert Hillesheim of Sleepy Eye has
been engaged to act as agent for the
Farmers Elevator company at this
place during the coming season.
The members of the Redwood base
ball club, together with two or three
citizens of the town, took the train
here Thursday for Marshall, where
they played the Candy game.
A granary and machine shed be-
longing to farmer named StrattOn,
southwest of Wabasso, was destroyed
by fire on Monday evening of last
week. with loss of over $500. covered
only partially by insurance.
DR.. Chadbourn was detailed at Mar
shall as witness in the alleged kid
mapping case, and did not start for
Onemee, N. D., until Friday night.
His sister, Mrs. Martin, and her hus-
band joined him at Hanley Falls, hav-
ing come up from Redwood Falls to
that place.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1904-08-03
(04TH NEWS.

A. w. Milbradt went to the Cities
on Saturday.
Rev. g. w. Lutz was out from Red
wood Falls recently.
@. r. Tuttle took in the base ball
game at Echo Sunday.
DR.. Aldrich and wife were over from
Belview Sunday evening.
G. Fl. johnson and family returned
from their Saltwater "trip on Friday.
Miss Mamie Hauck of Wood Lake
is visiting with her uncle, w. A. Hauck
and family.
Mrs.'W. r. Goudy and daughter !.
Esther, visited friends at Vesta be-
tween trains Friday.
Mrs, Mike Wagner is entertaining
her father, Mr.. Schraeder and other
relatives of Brown county.
Miss Edith Hodge returned home on
Friday after an absence Of couple of
weeks spent with friends at Vesta.
Miss Belle Bulen and Emma Nesta-.
val accompanied B. F. Bulen to Sacred
Heart Thursday to meet Mrs Bulen,
who returned from Appleton by way
of said town.
The barley and oat harvest is fin
ished around here and several ma
chimes have put in day or two thresh-
ing. Michael threshed a carload of
barley by horse power as early as Tues
day of last week.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1904-08-03

BELv1Ew AND ITS BORDER.

Mesdames Andrew Peterson and
Peter Eischen, Jr., are visiting with
relatives in northern Iowa.
A. o. Gimmestad was in Redwood
Falls last Monday, having business to
transact at the court house.
Mrs. F. Hallberg has returned from
her visit in South Dakota. She was
accompanied home by Mrs. Darud.
The GAZETTE gave the first news of
the decision in the case of DuToit VS..
Belview village. The council will have
to raise the money.
Fifty dollars per acre is what Hans
Strandjord paid for the Jones so acre
tract north of town, and it is not re-
garded as high price.
No, if anyone asks you-tell them
you weren't successful in the Rosebud
government lottery. There are whole
lot of others in the same class.
A rural free delivery route, running
both north and south of Belview, has
been ordered in connection with the
Belview postofice for Sept. 1st.
Dad. futile drifted down to Red
wood last Friday to cut his slice out of
the county printing, but inasmuch as
the pie was not baked, Dad. came
home without cherries for the little
ones.
Contractor Ole Johnson has hauled
the lumber, which he purchased, for
his Redwood Fallsresidence, from that
city to Belview, he having given up
the idea of building a home in the
county seat.
TITS said bottle and glass
Will make person mellow,
But Rocky Mountain Teas the drink
That livens up fellow.
At H. M. Hitchcock's
Harry Hinton of Morton has pur-
chased the livery stable, horses and
equipment of H. o. Johnson, who has
not had satisfactory business. Mr..
Hinton expects to improve the service
and business of the stable by putting
in new teams and rigs.
Harvesting is on in full blast, and
now oats and wheat are going down
before the self binders. The rain of
last Thursday night and Saturday
morning delayed operations some, but
farmers have recovered the lost ground
and are now pleased over conditions.
We failed to mention in these col
umns last week that A, d. South
worth, the owner of the farm just
south of town, and the party who gave
Belview the land and plan for it's
park, passed away at his home in
Mortified couple of weeks ago. Mr..
Southworth was regarded as an excel
lent business man, and left large es-
tate to heirs.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1904-08-03
w. GAG, NJ. d.
PHYSICIAN AND sURGEo

10 PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON.
ONCE over Citizens State Bank.
Special attention paid to diseases of Wom-
en- and Children, and to Surgery. Phone No
81 Zone long ring) all distances.
German Spoken. "ADA0oo' MINI
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1904-08-03
CLEMENTS.

B. A. Eaton spent Friday night at
Sleepy Eye.
Otto Schell of New Ulm spent day
here on business
III. @. Warnke transacted business at
New Ulm Monday
Wenzel Prockosh is rusticating in
the Pine county timber.
Ed. Wichman has done some barley
threshing north of town.
l.. J. Rongstad and family were Red
wood Falls visitors Friday.
Messrs. A. II. Berg and A. II. Hoff-
man were Springfield callers Friday.
F. Fl. Bauermeister can save you
money on threshing coal Call and
see him.
Miss Katie Schoffman and Angela
Hopfenspiqger visited with Mrs. Gerst-
mann Sunday and Monday.
Mr.. Walrath, the genial station agent
of Minneota, visited day with his
brother, E. W., who has just taken
charge of the Benham stock ranch.
A. H. Berg failed to take out liquor
license for the ensuing year, and on
last Wednesday sold his stock to IL. G.
Warnke, who applied for license inn
mediateIy and will soon open for bust
ness.