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Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1904-04-02


This winter reminds us of the year
of the big windl
II is sometimes difficult to borrow
dollar of ones close friend.
We would rather have CHEEKY little
wife than whole flock of meal tickets
at clubhouse.
Kansas has n bevy of women black
smiths! 1t is presumed when shoeing
a horses hind leg they ride side
saddle.
A burglar was felled in indianapolis
by hired girl She hit him with a
jardiniere. That's one way to throw
boquets.
The esteemed Chicago Record Her.
aid says women are succeeding as
Brakemen on the railroads. Yes, and
elsewhere!
The discovery of America by Col
umbus was a remarkable event, but
this pales into insignificance by com.
parison with the discovery of Young
America by a new daddy!
When man goes home in the even
ing and finds his wife good-natured.
the dinner always tastes good enough
for a king. If he finds her worried
and Cross, 1t beats all how heavy the
biscuits are!
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1904-04-02
ACT MUCH LIKE MEN.
Hermit Crabs In Fierce Fight After
Spoil Is Carried of.


A writer in a British periodical de-
scribes an encounter he saw in
large aquarium at Brighton He was
watching some young behring's swim
ming about close to the bottom OF the
tank, when the claw of hermit crab
suddenly shot out and caught one.
The capture had, however. been seen
by another hermit crab, which at once
claimed share, and most amusing
chase began. Unable alone to achieve
his object, No. 2 went OFF. but present
ly returned with a friend, with whose
help it succeeded in effecting cap
ture. But the chase had aroused the
interest of the hermit-crab colony, and
presently from fifteen to twenty of
them were engaged in furious battle
for the herring. Then occurred the
most amusing episode of all. Out OF
the struggling mass there crawled a
hermit crab, dragging the body, some
what dilapidated by now. of the her
ring, with which II tr'lic.iy retired be
hind rock out of sight of its com.
panions and proceeded to make a
meal. while all the others continued
to fight.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1904-04-02

Most Humble Servant,
"OLIVER p"
When this letter was sealed, he sent
for Israel, and telling him all that he
had heard, babe him take twelve OF
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1904-04-02
6 s S
Benny eolt Ia AI

Benny Bolt ct Al.
oh. don't you remember, dear teacher.
Ben Bolt,
Who put bent pin in your seat?
How you whipped Benny then on the
very same spot
Where the pin made you jump to your
fceti
All. dQh't you remember. dear teacher,
Abe book
Thatytold of the egg and the hen7
The rfader declared that the hen fruit
was gOodi
VIII you tell me that hen tale again
An, don't you remember. dear teacher.
the lamb
That Mary, the maid, brought to
school?
How It hutted your hustle way round to
the side,
And ohewed up the schools Golden
Rule"2
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1904-04-02
Tides in Mediterranean.

II is not true that the Mediterra.
mean is tideless. The springs on the
east coast of Sicily rise fully four
feet.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1904-04-02

To Cure n Cold i'm One day.
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
druggists refund money IL 1t fails to cure. SaAa
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1904-12-21
Cow Is Man Dearest Animal Friend.

Eldora, Ia, Dec. 10.-One of the
best livestock auctioneers in the
State Of Iowa is Col. f. NJ. Woods, Of
Nevada, Ia. AT sale recently held
at Springfield, Colo, as he had mount
ed the block to sell fine old mich
COW, he stopped for moment to look
the animal over, and then said:
"Of all the animal friends Of man,
she is the greatest. / wish that 7, as
you arc about tosit'down to your Sun
day dinner, might take from your ta-
BILE what she had placed thereon.
would remove the cup Of milk waiting
at the baby's chair. I'd take the
cream, thephcese, the butter, the
custard pie, the cream biscuit, the
roast Of beef, and leave ycu meal Of
potatoes, beets, pickles and tooth
picks.
Every scrap Of her from nose to
tail, is used by man. We use her
horns to comb our hair, her skin upon
our feet, her hair keeps the plaster on
our walls, her hoofs make glue and
her tail makes soup. Her blood is
used to make our sugar white, her
bones sre ground to fertilize our sail.
"She has gone with man fror. Fly
mouth Rock to the setting sun. Il
was her sons that turned the sod in
settlers clearing; it was her sons that
drew the prairie schooner for the stur.
dy pioneers, while she followed. And
when the days march was done she
came and gave the milk to feed the
babe that was psrchance TO become the
ruler of his country. st. Louis Re-
public. ~.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1904-12-21
Walked OF his Head.

Berlin, Nov 22 Crowds of people
who througed the busy crossing where
the Friedrchstrasse and Inter den
Linden intcrsect were treated today to
sensation. A young, slenderly built
fellow was noticed to take off his hat,
look around in all directions, and then
suddenly to stand on his head in the
middle of the street, not using his
hands to balance him. Having poised
in his position 20. few moments he
began to hop on his head, to the in
tense astonishment Of tne 1ardly
gathering crowd. He continued hop
ping, and but for the extraordinary
muscular force and training he dis
played he would have been voted a
madman. A policeman soon appeared,
and politely asked the gentleman to
reverse his position, for, although no
law existed forbidding this method Of
progress through the streets, it
was calculated to interfere with traf-
ic.
The gentleman reversed and told
the "Schutzmann" that his name was
Baptist, that he was engaged at the
Winter Garten Variety theatre to walk
on his head, and that several people
refused to believe his performance q
genuine one, thinking rather that he
| was assisted by some wire mechanism
on the stage. Baptist therefore de.
termined to walk from the corner OF
Inter den Linden to the Winter Gar.
teo-on his head, of oourse-apd
would have carried out his plan had
not the guardian Of the law interviewed
He was invited to come to the police
station, but was liberated, the officer
in charge warning him not to repeat
his singular experiment.
| Prof. Hoffa, we'll Known physician
has examined Baptist He report.
that the man has abnormally develop
ed muscles in his shoulders and neck
and this enables him to endure til,
enormous n.-London Telegraph
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1904-12-21

ram ping With the Boys in Nirginiun and
Maryland in 1862.
". II. Andrews, in Atlanta journal.


artillery aud picket firing along the
lines, but no serious cnpagemcnt until
the :,lst day of AIay. when tLc Fed
erals crossed White OAK swami at
Seven !'!n"5, or Fair Oaks. and hot.
j.. contested battle was fou,ht aud
continued on the first Gay of June
hut rea ID duting the morning after
General Johnston was woundcd and
CARED from the field. ecu. f. +.
I.c" assumed command and the force,
that had been concentrated a, seven
Pines returned 10 their orjyiual po,i
ton alora the line. The l'cdrrals no
doubt returned to thcir hicks and
shovcis and continued to strengthen
their liz Of works.
In the meantime the frr,i,c mill, =
brain Of our nov cou,,,nd.r c,n u
+. Lee was orroncip, ;,
rris, ON lis fr;o,l, ,Lo c
cral Stonewa]I .IacL,on ,r;,, eo e
80 600 men had ms, ,cb;o,.J
Of brilliant victor;es in ,bo ro,lo,, ha
yond the Blue RIDGE ,no,ntoin. ia
with hi. fouous font .ova,r,, a.
dcrcd bv forced m,r.boo -, ,ou. ;.
General Lee iscon,,,nJ s.,
the vicinitv Of Mo.bon;.s,;ll, ,ha
26th day Of .Iuno and lis o,o,;
guns was tho frst nov, NorIo,,., =
| of his annro.nb J.,l
his rirht and roar tborohr onohl;,o
General Lee with I,oprstroo, ,,d n
II. Hill t, cross tho Ch;ck, ,bou; = :,
abnyc Nr.dow. hriJ.. - h,
| ancc, lcAyic, General. J 4 N,.ru1, :
with 25 900 men hetwoop Tho eno,,y
and Richmond 4 bold n,ov. oe Con.
crai Lee. rs it. nloc,1 ,ho I;o3ora,
forces bctwocn ,be re, w;,n. of h;s
army. besides heinz, divided BE-, ,ho
river but he wa. socond H,no,onn
and in some rosnc,,s o.so,,,Ia1 ,,,o
great Ccrs:c,n wb, wos 49, ,.ou
TO make mistake IN ,he solo.,;o, -,
his marshols or Tho ,h;l;,, og h;s 49,,
moments IJnd M.rlo,lo, boo, ,,i
Of the same material ,.hon LA ,,,1,
for his H,nL o,d ro,r ,o ,,oul,, h..,
defeated Mo,rud,r u;,h h;s ,,e, 49,,
and con,ur.J R;ob,ona ~ ,,a.l.
little Mac thought he had enough or
his hands to let his armv remain in.
tact, in which he was correct as future
events will show. The battle of Me
chanicsville on the 26th was a blood,
one, with the same result at Cold Har
Dor on the 18th, and Gaincs' Mill or
the 18th, Lees forces carving ever,
thing before them. Daring the n;gb
Of the 18th the ripht vino re tho Fod
cral army recrossed the river anf
Joined the left, ct the same time tn,
left withdrew from Mauruder' front
While tho fighting was beinp done or
the north side Maeruder made fe;nt,
ON tho nine mile road and Golden,
farm, to hold the enemv in check tr
keep them from aiding those bcvond
the river while Lee was cntt;nc it'll,
Mac off from his base at tho Whit
House. When that was accomn,;sb ei
Mac had to make for the James he
low Richmond
IN ,ho OOH M.. -,
o,omr,. orl.a ,CI1s,,
Tho G., ,orr;a rooulo.a Lod l;.s1''
with hr;rodo wl;oh oou,ros,,l ,ha;,
rcor r,,r1 nd ~ .ho o,on;a haas'.
ho,,,o ,os fo,.h. =. Co.. e.:
and also ot Fras;c,,s farm nm ,ho IN y
winding nm with Tho most dos,oro,e
battle of them all at NJalvorn IJ;u IN
july lst
Malvern Hill was ,bo b,ood;os, .,
the six davs' 6ybt;ne tbe Confod.r
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1904-12-21

= Some girls marry for money be-
cause it is necessary to have some ex-
cuse.
- It doesn't do people any good to
b. old enough to know better unless
they are also too old to enjoy mean
ness
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1904-04-13
H0W's This?

We offer One Hundred Dollars
Reward for any case of Catarrh
that cannot be cured by Halls
Catarrh Cure. f. J. Cheney &
Co, Toledo, 0.
We, the undersigned, have
known r. J. Cheney for the last
Is years, and believe him per-
fectly honorable in all business
transactions, and financially able
to carry out any obligations made
by his firm.
WALD1NG, K1NNAN & MfHKv'fN,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, 0.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken
internally, acting directly-upon
the blood and mucous surfaces
of the system. Testimonials
sent free. Price, 75c. per bottle.
Sold by all druggists.
Take Halls Family Pills for
const ipation.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1904-04-13
1904

The attitude of the state bar
association toward the primary
election law is peculiar to say
the least. In declaring for the
nomination of judges by political
convention rather than by pri-
mary Of the people the associa
ton condemns the primary law
as unfit to be applied in the Sc
lection of those officials who
should belthe farthest removed
from obligation to any individual
or individuals whatever. If the
primary law is not fit for the Sc
lection Of the judges Of the land
tits not fit for choosing any pub
lie official. Inasmuch as the
state bar association gives no
reason for it's action the resolu-
ton does not appear in a very
favorable light.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1904-04-13

The Pioneer prints more local
news than any daily in Minnesota
between Duluth and Crookston
and north Of ST. Cloud. It buys
and prints more news from the
north central part Of the state
than any other paperin the state.
i is the aim Of !. the Pioneer to
give the people Of northern Min
nesota q daily newspaper worthy
of the name and we are pleased
that this effort IS 50 generally ap-
preciated as is evidenced from
the steady growth Of the papers
subscr iption list.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1904-04-13
Chronic Sores
Eating Ulcers S,s s'' 4, sy si,'s

Nothing Of much trouble old ulcer par
tuar when located the lower exremes where the
gangrenous eating ulcer the leg Is
gh sight the burrows deeper and deeper into the
tissues spread almost the
melting away feel the strength going with the sick
enng running and ulcers often
develop simple swollen gland bue pmple and
threatening danger while all are not
should suspicious Of all
chronic sowheaing ulcers sores, particularly
family Face sores greatest
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1904-04-13
CHICAGO Union Stock Yards.

Chicago, April Cattle--G Good to
prime steers, ,$5.25@5.65; poor to me-
dunn, $375@4.90; stockers and feed
ers, $2.75@4.25; cows, $2.O0@4.30;
heifers, $2.25@4.50; calves, $500
45.25. Hogs-Mixed and butchers, $500
@5.35; good to choice heavy, 5000
5.35; rough heavy, $4.95@5.2O; light.
$4.75@5.15. Sheep-Good to choice
wethers, s4.75@5.35; Western Sheep.
$395@5.65; native lambs, $4.25@5.65;
Western. S6.OO@6,45.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1904-04-13

The Pioneer believes that the
village trustees have acted wise
II in determining to publish ac-
counts Of their meetings. They
will pay the rates allowed by law
for such publication and the mon
ey will be well spent. No amount
Of money saved ever justifes
public officials in keeping their
public actions secret.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1904-04-13
Duluth Wheat and Flax.

Duluth, April 2.-Wheat-In store
No. hard, 93c; No.. Northern.
91kc: No, 2 Northern, soc. To arrive
No. 1 hard, 93c; No. Northern.
911ac: No. Northern, soc; May,
911sc; July, 91ssc: Sept, Size. Flax
In store and to arrive, $1.151l; May.
$1.16; July, $1.17aaa; Oct, $1.19.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1904-04-13
CHICAGO Grain and Provjsions.

Chicago, April 12.7-Wheat-May,
937sc; July, 851f @S57sc; old, $500.
SIC; Sept, S0sc; old, size. Corn
April, 513sc; May, SIC; July. 49a4c;s
Sept, 4SA@49c; Dec. 44Ac. Oats
May, 37@371ac; July, 36N @37c;s
Sept, 1850. Pork-May, 1920; July,
312.35. Flax Cash, Northwestern,
$1.16; Southwestern, $1.O8; May, $1O9..
Butter Creameries, 14@241kc; dair-
les, 121aD21c. Eggs-161 @163ac.
Poultry Turkeys. lie; chickens.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1904-04-13

WEATHER experts claims that
the crop this coming season in
Northern Minnesota will be one
of the biggest for many years
abasing their opinion upon the
claim that a severe winterzis al
ways followed by a good crop. IF
there is anything in this reason
ing a bumper crop is certainly
due the northwest.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1904-04-13
ST. Paul Union stock Yards.

st. Paul, April ~. Cattle Good to
choice steers, $400@5.00: common to
fair, $3.25@3.s5; good to choice cows
and heifers, $3.00@3.b0; veals, $500
4.25. Hogs-s4.7O@5.15. Sheep Good
to choice yearling wethers, $4,000
500; good to choice lambs, $5.OO@5.5O.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1904-04-13
whsellns, ". Va, Nay 90, 1908.

some years ago while ct work, I fell over : truck
became poisoned 90 : result, and tho Doctor told
mo would have running sores for life, and that
II they closed up tho result Would be fatal. On.
mont and resorted to the 81 q g. 9. 1ts e6ect9
were prompt and gratifying. 1etook only 2 short
am not dsad - the Doctor iAtinaated would be,
mother have the sores ever broken out again, and
Some IL years have elapsed since what have a.
-s- -s'1 JOHN W. FUNDS,
c.rA aohmr,raoh Rravino 90
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1904-04-13

WANTED-Fo U. S. Army able
bodied, unmarried men be-
tween ages Of 81 and IS, citi.
zens of United States, Of a
good character and temperate
habits, who can speak, read
and write English. For in.
formation apply to Recruiting
Officer, Miles block, Bemidji,
Mimi.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1904-04-13
REAL=ESTATE and MARKETS.
Minneapolis Wheat.

Minneapolis, April 10. Wheat
May, 92s7sc;; July, 929sc; Sept. 8111sc.
On track No. hard, 945sc;. No. 4
Northern, 93Nc; No. 2 Northern.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1904-04-13

The date for the adjournment
of congress is set for April 80.
Be not unduly deceived however
for we have noticed that if there
is one thing more tickle than
/ spring tits congress and the date
set for the adjournment Of winter
III long since past.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1904-04-13

ance because they are SO
persistent and unsightly
and detract so much from
ones personal appearance.
Middle aged and old peo-
pie and those whose blood
IS contaminated and taint-.
ed with the germs and poi
son Of malaria or some pre-
vious sickness, are the chief
sufferers from chronic sores
and ulcers. While the
blood remains in an unhes
continue to grow and spres
is the outward sign Of some
the blood and system, whi'
rifier and tonic IS what y
quicken the circulation q
is Just such a remedy. ]
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1904-04-13

AGENTS We pay $33 per week
and expenses to men with rigs
J. to introduce poultry com
pounds. International Mfg.
Co., Parsons, Kansas.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1904-04-13
MISCELLANEOUS.

LIBERAL pay to man to solicit
orders; experience unneces-
sary. Perry Nursery com pany,
Rochester, N. ".
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1904-04-13
The Town Clerks.

Through the kindness of Coun-
ty Auditor Sylvester, the Pioneer
is today enabled to publish a list
Of the town clerks of the county,
together with their postoffice ad-
dresses, which will be of benefit
to business people generally.
Tho LIST fnllnWs.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1904-04-13

WHERE is the merger at any
howl And Minnesota's merger
busting administration, too,
where is itat9 !.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1904-04-13
\ RAILWAY COMPANY

Provides the best train passenger
service between Northolne, Hovey juno
lion, Blackjack, Bemidii, Walker
and intermediate points and Minne-
apolis, ST. Paul, Fargo and Duluth
and al! points east, west and south.
Through coaches between Northome
and the Twin Cities. No change
of cars. Ample time at Brainerd
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1904-04-13

WANTED-To rent small house
near town with i'm mediate pos.
session. Apply w. S. Pioneer
office.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1904-04-13
W " They Soy

y
Senator Swedback: 81 expect
to hear something from State En-
gineer Ralph soon regarding the
the location Of the state ditch for
Beltrami county. AS soon as he
can find the time to come over
and visit us we shall select the
SITE.
M. d. Stoner- "Blackduck is
bound to be one of the best towns
on the north line. The reserva-
ton logging has hurt the tow
some this winter but there is
still lots Of timber to be gotten
out in that vicinity and | think
the town has one Of the brightest
futures Of any Of the towns IN
this vicinity
g. G. Warfield: II should like
to see Mr.. Gehr, Of Wadena To-
cate here with his machine shop.
We need just such q place here
and I insure he would find the
location far ahead Of the one
which he has at present.
Deputy Sheriff Bailey: "Artz,
the Battle homesteader, who is
being heldson a charge Of murder
appears to be a very clever fellow
and is a model prisoner. Z
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1904-04-13

WANTED-Men to learn barber
trade; catalogue mailed free;
Moler Barber college, POI Sec.
ond avenue south, Minneapolis,
MINI. cGregor & Ander-
son, props. Established 1893.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1904-04-13
HELP WANTED.

WANTED Girl for genera !
house work. Apply to Mrs.
Henry Buenther, 5th street be-
tween Beltrami and Minnesota
avenues.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1904-04-13

the constitutional disorder bad condition of
the blood SYSTEM which local remedies cannot blood
what needsomething to cleanse the blood
quicken the circulation nvigoae constitutions s.
such counteracts and removes from the blood
.-=#-zs-~ all the impurities and poisons, and grad.
~ ualy builds up the entire system; and
V@V0IV0 when the blood has been purified the
\NN heaingprocess begins and the ulcer OF
soro Is entirely gone S. s. s.
contains . mineral poisonous drugs
Of any description, but is guaranteed
vegetable combined and safe and
for chronic If you have slohea
Ing any internal about it. and
physicians will advise without charge Book Blood
Is Diseases free TIE SWIFT aPEcxF7c CO., ALBANIA, al
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-01-05
PHILIPPINES FoRTIFIoATIoNs.
Report Of Joint Army Navy Board
Sent to the Housa

A report submitted by the joint army and
navy board. of which Admiral Dewey is the
senior member. relative to Notifications for
the Philippines. transmitted to the House
by Secretaries Root and Moody says: THE
policy Of Congress may be assumed to he to
hold the Philippines in American possession
as against any foreign enemy. but, although
the islands have been In our possession now
more than five years. not gun has been
mounted nor an earthwork raised to pro-
teot any OF our harbors."
Continuing, the report recites that the
board has the honor to submit to the gov
ernment its Judgment that the national poll
cy as expressed in Congress cannot be
maintained in war unless provision is made
for the defense"
The board. 1t is stated. is unanimously of
the opinion
That without a fortified naval ba Sc In the
open the lines Of communication for sup
plies from the United States or between the
army posts within the Philippines, without
which supplies the military forces Of the
United States could not hold command Of
the islands
That Manila Is not. but that subig bay
is suited for naval base and station, and
of all harbors in the archipelago 1t is the
That the fertilization OF Subig bay Ia es-
senual to the security Of a naval station
located there.
That fortified naval base on subig bay
VIII contribute materially to the defense Of
Manila bay
The report says in conclusion that It is
the purpose Of the joint board to point out
that Subig. the American naval base in the
far east and Manila. the capital and mill
tary headquarters of the Philippines stand
pre-eminent and to urge that appropriation
for the fertilization of these two bays
should be made by Congress without delay.