The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-11-12

Herald
Even diplomats should understand
that there is difference between i'm
munity and impunity. Washington
Post.
Our latest and biggest new battle
ship seems to have got in just ahead
Of the international peace conference
Boston Herald
The Mormons in Salt Lake City are
celebrating the seventy-fifth annivers-
airy Of their multiplication table
Birmingham News.
Kuropatkins Offensive movement
backward" is designed to foil the
enemy by leaving him with nobody to
fight.-Chicago News.
1t is about time for the goose-bone
weather prophet to come along and
tell us what kind OF winter we are GO
ing to have.-Savannah News.
The coal man and the ice man have
struck an Alfonso and CASTOR atti-
tude. Will the weather man act as
umpire?-Atlanta Constitution.
An American heiress has just died
in London, leaving sl.OoOOOO. but no
husband. Some women are so thought
less.-Jacksonville Times Union.
The British Tibetan expedition has
left Lhassa. That was because the
British couldn't take IT with them. But
they will return.-Boston Globe.
1t is comparatively easy to make a
dash for the pole. 1t is the getting
back that is likely to be a slow proc
ess.-Washington Evening Star.
Chicago should have more night
schools. If there were more accom-
modations OF this character there
would be fewer hold-ups.-Chicago
Post.
With General Corbin fighting Cupid
and Mr. Roosevelt crusadlng against
race suicide. the average army officer
is under a warm fre.-Blrmingham
News.
Eyeglass insurance has been started
in New York. Eventually a citizen
may be able to insure his poke knife
and plug of tobacco.-Kansas City
Times.
Experience has shown that when a
japanese army disappears" a Rus.
sian army somewhere or other is like
ly to find it unexpectedly.-Chi ago
Chronicle.
Mr.. ]. Pierpont Morgan denies the
report that he is going to retire from
business. Owners Of railroads will
continue to spike them down.-Savan-
nah News.
With the water shut of. the Goa
bin empty and the gas bill due. Port
Arthur is in a position to sympathize
with some of the rest Of us.-Minne
apolis Times.
Old DR.. Smith, the Mormon Presi
dent, points out triumphantly that
there are no race suicide and divorce
Constitution.
A Sunday school In Philadelphia
gives trading stamps for regular at
tendance. Anybody could guess whose
store the stamps are good in.-Cincin
natl Enquirer.
United States Treasurer Roberts
assertion that $40 bills are popular il
undoubtedly true. and the more a fel
low has of them the better he feels
San Francisco Chronicle.
Perhaps those Yellowstone Parl
bears killed that man and boy as {
protest against the yarns told abou
their tameness by the wild-animals-I
J haven't-met school.-New York Sun.
Russian authorities should be wis
to the fact that nothing makes tn
American eagle scream more prompt.
, or more vociferously than interference
with the United States mail.-Phila
, delphia Inquirer.
, The Intervention Of society in behal
OF the Hon. Hugh Quincy is likely L
create an abnormal demand for cy
clone cellars about the time the now
reaches Colonel Watterson.-Philadel
phia North American.
A New Jersey man who hadn'
? spoken to a woman for thirty
. years has married widow, and II h
lives long enough there's a womai
: who will speak to him for thirty-sevel
. years.-Memphis Commercial-App a
t, One Of New York's police judges ha
/, solemnly held that a street-car con
y ductor has no right to kick a passer
ger In the stomach. Conductors vii
hereafter kick passengers In the fac
only.-Elkins CIV. Va) News.
. A Wisconsin court has decided tina
a parent may hurt his boys physiqu
> with paddle, but must not injure hi
I dignity. Most boys would Ike TO hav
/ that decision turned round. The reco'
cry would be sooner.-Philadelphia II
+ Quirer.
. Some women keep their youth an
4 beauty so well that it seems as
; they had been able to stop the figh
of time. And yet. strangely enough
& no woman likes to be told that he
= face would stop a clock.-Atlant
y Journal.
!, OF course II would be by scciden
ia young woman should hit battle
ship with a bottle OF champagne. Al
= rangements should be made for IN
= bottle TO be thrown by machiner
leaving the young woman nothing
4 do but push the button.-Mobile Res