The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1904-10-01
THE OFFICE Soy WANTS TO KNOW

| How he's going to get round the
bad fix he's now in the middle OF?
Whether he'll ever be able 10 square
himself with the people after induIging
in such circular gyrations?
Why he didn't do the square thing
instead of beating round the political
bush to knife Gutenberg?
Il the governor isn't a magnificent
failure as a political rounder?
Il his name mightn't be appro-
priately changed from Newton Grain
Blanchard to Newton Caesar Blaneh-
ard?
or Newton Czar Blanchard?
or hon Compos Blanchards
# the levee boards will be able to
devise a method for making water run
up hill?
Unless they can do this, how they re
going to maintain a navigable depth
in Bayou Lafourche?
Whether it wouldn't be good idea
to hire a bucket brigade to carry water
from the river across the dam?
Il it won't be necessary even then to
build dam at the other end of the big
ditch to keep the water from running
out?
Il change Of the streams name
from bayou TO frog pond won't soon
be in order?
And change in the title OF the dam
builders from levee boards 20 dam
boards:
Why summer doesn't get q move on
and sesg other fields?
It it won't wake up pretty soon and
find itself overdue at some point along
its route?
# the way summer is sitting in the
lap OF fall isn't very bad example
for the local fair?
Why some of our enterprising young
men don't smoke up and organize a
military company?
Whether Donaldsonville wou1dn e
OO Al oliO lnAuAaC VI d Dea1 LA II d @E1Ot
Of any kind were to happen alonsP
# it isn't shame that q town of
this size should be completely without
military protection?
Who will be first to evince the quail
tiles OF a leader by taking this matter
in hand and pushing it to . concIu-
sion?
Who lost what Jim found?
II you did,:
If you would claim it if you iad?
What a person wants q carry
around such peculiar looking
article for, anyway?
What is Jim going to do with it?
# he is going to advertise his find?
# he would find the owner if he did?
# the brace of tourists from Naw
Orleans established that record they
were talking of
Whether their breakdown IN Smoke
Bead wasn't a bluff to cover the
failure?
Why they didn't plan q more pn-
conventional ending?
II the much-talked-of irony of fate
wasn't proven beyond a doubt when |
,he water-toWer was found TO be dry
Just at the time it vas needed most?
How it happens that tank which is
illed to overfoWing every night in the
week should be so empty when a fire
broke out?
e it was because all the water had I
escaped into the Square?
How much good it did the fire de-
oartment in that locations
What would have happened had it /
lot been for the effective service rem
lered by the impromptu bucket bri-
yade?
# this shouldn It stir the authorities
nto taking some action relative to
hat cordially cussed standpipe?
When the harvesting OF the fine rice
'rop in the Square is going TO begin?
If it's true that next year the park
commission intends to organize q
yacht club and have regattas at
requent periods during the summer?
It it isn't about time for tia protec-
ion levee at the upper end of the
Square to be raised a few feet?
Why the newest young meaico
ioesn't purchase a map of the parishY
Il it wouldn't be a good idea for
lin to hire a guide when he takes
another nocturnal drive ilf5o the
SYLVAN solitude?
How in the world he happened TO
lrive two miles past his destin alton? |
II this wouldn't be easy TO explain
lad his companion been of different
lex?
If the doctor didn't think he had at
asst discovered a lane that had no
urnfng?
Whether he wouldn't be going yet if
) ferry hadn't butt in on the scenery
Il the doctor will enjoy these queries
IS much as he did those appertaining
20 the other new young medieo?-or
# he is one OF those chaps who
augh only when the joke is on some
one else?
WAY Gee Dee and Cushion carrom
picked out such a peculiar day on
which to hold their weekly reunions?