The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-05-07
NEWSLETS
Behold the seven lies of man


As soon as he can lisp. he says:
1T must have been the cat!'
Next. when the baseball team begins
To make it's thrilling score,
His well loved grandmamma falls dead
dozen times or more.
Third. like furnace does he sigh;
OF course we know the gist
He tells the maiden fair she is
The first he ever kissed.
Fourth age. he comes home I'm the morn
And gladness nils his cup
Tho good Samaritan has been
With sick friends sitting up.
Fifth, 10 the woodshed he repairs
His heir 10 interview,
And says:"My son--kerswat, Kerswish--
This hurts me more than you!"
He next has leisure on his hands
And fills the jug with bait;
He hooks q minnow. then he swears
Ten pounds TO be its weight.
Last age, when lean and slippered grown
He finds his greatest Joy
In telling what perfection ruled
The days he was a boy.
New York Sun.
Mary McCusker was committed TO the
state hospital for the insane by order OF
Judge Sweetland.
Hose S responded TO a still alarm at Z
o'clock this morning. for chimney fire
at 2l2 Cranston street, no damage.
Arnold Young reports stolen from his
home. Is Westfeld street, this week.
clothing. carpeting and other articles, all
OF the value OF $3.50.
Peter Mccullough was fined SIS and
costs, by Judge sweetland. today, for as
saulting Mary Mccullough, his wife. He
slapped her face.
The Edmands Prohibition Alliance will
meet al the home OF it's president. Wilbur
day evening. All interested persons in
vited.
Mrs Jean Dunbar OF IS Bath street
reports stolen from a line in her yard,
on May 4th. two shirt waists and pair
OF boys trousers. all of the value of
$3.50
Charles Miley, II years old. who had
failed TO appreciate probation. was sur
rendered by Mr. Wallace, today, and by
Judge -Sweetland was sentenced TO the
reform school during his minority.
Edgar h. Kelly who was yesterday ar
raigned for bigamy and held I'm $500 for
trial on May 18Th waived an examination
today and Judge Sweetland held him for
the grand jury in the same sum.
Mrs. Nellie Cowsell- was held in 5000 by
Judge sweetland. today, for trial next
Friday on the charge of assaulting Mrs
In trOnhlp
over the auarrels their children got ino
The office of the Park Coal Co. at 1870
Aliens avenue. was broken into last
night A pair OF shoes valued al IS. one at
81 and a pair OF rubber boots at 50, all the
property Of William NJ. Lowry, foreman
OF the yard. were stolen.
Patrolman Nolan discovered fire in
the rear II Hyde Rosenberg's grocery
store rs Gladstone avenue, at 1910
o'clock last night 1t was In a pile OF
small wood no damage.
Hook & Ladder and Hose Is responded
TO "A still alarm at $40 p. m, yesterday.
for a slight FIRE I'm the pattern room OF
the Textile Finishing Machine company's'
shop. corner OF Benefit and Pike streets;
no damage.
Charles Rosenblatt was arralgned IN
the Sixth district court. today, on the
charge of stealing a diamond ring. val
ued at $40. the property OF his married
sister. Lena SlverTnan He pleaded not
guilty and was held in 5000 for trial next
Friday.
Cranston car 11S1 collided with Ander-
sons express wagon, at the corner OF
Mathewson and Westminster streets at
4.1C y. IN. yesterday. The driver. Frank
Moorehouse. of 1910 Eddy street, was
thrown to the street and slightly injured
one wheel of the wagon was broken
Alfred Chapleau OF SIS Cranston street
reports that his silver watch and chain
valued at s050 were stolen from his
vest pocket. at the repair shop OF the
Providence Ice company, on Greenwlch
street. yesterday afternoon. An 1l-year-
old boy was arrested for the offence, the
stolen property was recovered and the
complaint was dropped