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The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1904-12-16

Some women would be happy
And act on the advice
To buy their presents early
II they but had the price.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1904-12-16
PERT PARAGRAPHS.

However. the flying machine invent
ors have not been able to demonstrate
that man ts n bird.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1904-12-16

Some people seem to be mighty fond
OF their troubles, the way that they cul-
tivate their acquaintance.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1904-12-16
WORKING Him,

When wife smiles and says with mirth
That he's the best old man on earth.
Then hubby knows IT means a touch
And says, How much?"
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1904-12-16
His Frame of Mind,

When costly gifts he's picking.
Pray. how can he look pleasantf
He'd rather take a licking
Than buy Christmas present.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1904-12-16

The successful man is one who can
sidetrack train of thought and get
down to business.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1904-12-16

No man understands women except
the man who owns up that he doesn't
understand her.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1904-12-16
She Was Looking Pleasant.

She Was Looking Pleasant.
He fell in love with her photograph
and proposed before he had ever seen
her"
Some retouchers have much to ND
over for"
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1904-12-16
Out of the Frying Pan.

''Do you love me well enough to give
mp cigars"
Certainly. Besides. after we are
married won't be able to afford any
thing but a pipe"
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1904-12-16
Thinks Different Later.

"The bridegroom thinks nothing in
the way Of clothes Is too good for the
bride"
UNo. ha far,t mn vfnu for than
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1904-12-16

1t is cruel the way some folks have
of dashins the budding hopes of boy
| by telling him that he looks like his
father
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1904-12-16
The Usual Kind.

"He says he is heir to vast estate" !"
Just . ease Of bot Ais."
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1904-12-16
Humor ano Philosophy
By DUNCAN N. SMITH
PERT PARAGRAPHS.

1t is wise father that knows as
much as his son.
Women do not make good BARRIERS,
but ladies are quite successful in that
line.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1904-12-16

Some stories are too good to be true
and some are too true to be good.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1904-12-16
PERT PARAGRAPHS.

The man who wrote that q thing of
beauty is joy forever wasn't ac.
quainted with either women or mil
liners
The way Of the transgressor is often
barred
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1904-12-16
Back Number.

The lion is the king of beasts.
But kings are out OF date.
We bow down In these modern days
To those who pay the freight.
To be right up to date he must
Pose as the man who owns the trust
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1904-12-16
They Play Safe.

When you long to get jag on
All the fellows from you shrink.
When you're on the water wagon
Everybody comes a-taggin',
Asking you to have q drink.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1904-12-16

Some people are so
busy being good
that they never have
time to accomplish
anything.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1904-12-16

does not blush II the young lady SUP
ports him.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1904-12-16

The beauty doctor Is the only man
who can safely tell a woman that he
nnds in her room for possible improve
ment
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1904-12-16

ps. , 4Select his birthplace. so
Young on lady hEIrench maid who
the days work, five
he earned waving the n,,
days work" said the Italiu..
turned away. But Giovanni look
er him scorufully. The fete day
msrs own an6 fna Htfle grand1
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1904-12-16
Getting Started Right.

Reputation is sometimes Synonymous
with bank account.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1904-12-16
One Thing Lacking

mo: he isn't paying for them"
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1904-12-16

a woman is n good listener to the
sound of her own voice.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1904-12-16

It is much easier to train up a child
"a TO make him stay trained.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1904-12-16

Many n genius has
not found success
because he did not
know that he was n
genius.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1904-12-16

Though Justice is still blind, some
patent medicine may be expected to
come along and do wonders for it.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1904-12-16

When one girl
does not know an
others age she
may he depended
on to guess old
enough.
Though a girl
cannot cook, the
man who IS in love
with her has con-
1dence that she
can learn.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1904-12-16

Christmas comes but once year. but
70 the turkey Thanksgiving is just the
same as another Christmas.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1904-12-16

a mirror always tells n woman that
she Is good looking, although she fre
quently looks in it when her mouth 4
full of pins
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-10-20
Railroad Notes.
High Officials Here Business is
Picking up.

K. Y. Miller the new division
superintendent Of the Frisco, and
@. c. Wells, trainmaster, were
here from Sapulpa yesterday.
They will be here again tomorrow
and spend a part OF the day on
official business.
The following Rock Island Off
cials were in the city today; J. +.
Holding, traffic managers Chicago;
+. o. Melcher, general superin-
tendent of Choctaw district, Little
Rock; c. B. Hart, division freight
ageut, Oklahom a City; j. 5. Nc
Nally, division passenger agent,
Oklahoma City The latter re-
turned to Oklahoma City from here
while the rest of the party went
out on the western lines in Their
special cars. R. X Wooten and
II B. Johnson accompanied them
Rock Island passenger train
No Il was composed Of two sec
tions yesterday carrying home
seekers. No II last night also
had two sectious. Section q came
in about ii O'Clock today.
Business on the Rock Island is
picking up. A large amount Of
cotton is being handled.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-10-20
Bowling Alley Opsning,

The opening ol the new bowling
alley in the building south Of the
post Office has been postponed till
Friday night. 1t was impossible
to complete the preparations for
the opening this evening. P. j..
Harbour and Shea Powell are the
proprietors of this enterprise and
they are going to have one Of the
finest places in the territory. They
have three alleys and all the equip
ment is the finest made. They
will conduct strictly high class
place Of amusement and it will no
doubt be one of the most popular
places in town.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-10-20

Minor Cases Tried Many Plead
Guilty Grand Jury Report.

Court is dragging along slowly
this week as several of the defend
ants are sick and unable to stand
trial, and others failed to make
their appearance and forfeited their
bonds. The grand jury is report
ing bills very slowly and nearly all
indictments up to this time have
been for minor offenses to which
most of the defendants have plead
guilty. The result is that the
court has had considerably more
time than it has had business,
Garfield Branch, charged with
the theft of a pistol at Ardmore,
plead guilty and was sentenced TO
three years in the reform school.
Frank Quick, IA years old, plead
guilty TO larceny and was given
five years in the penitentiary, but
the extreme youth Of the defend
ant appealed 50 strongly to the
court thai the sentence was sus-
pended during good behavior
!. J. Attoway. charged with false
pretences, plead guilty and was
given one year with suspended
sentence.
OF today's setting, ]. B Aller
failed to make his appearance ant
his bond was forfeited Elisha
Black was too sick to stand trial;
In the case Of Dora Blasingain,
vs. Jas w. Blasingame for divorce
the divorce was granted upon
showing of the unfaithfulness o.
the defendant.
In the case Of Frank Morris j
VS. Della Morris for divorce th'
divorce was granted on proof of de
sertion by defendant.
At ten O'Clock the jury was dis
charged until two O'Clock this af
ternoon.
The Grand Jury this morning
reported the following bills.
+. Hart and Laura Sullins
adultery. Hart failed to make hi
appearance and forfeited his bond
Will Dienn, embezzlement, two
cases. Defendant plead guilty to
the first and the second was dis
missed by the government Th'
court sentenced him to three year
in the penitentiary at TT. Leaven
worth, Kan.
Frank Goens, Jessie Goens anc
Campbell Goens all charged will
the larceny Of heifer plead guilty
Tom Boswell larceny on thre,
counts, defendant waived arraign
ment and plead not guilty T'h'
case will probably be tried thi
evening.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-10-20

The chiefs Of the Greeks and
Cherokees have issued a call for a
meeting Of the chiefs Of all the
tribes in Muskogee, Oct "a, for
the purpose Of petitioning President
Roosevelt 10 insert separate
statehood paragraph in his next
message. A lobby will be sent to
Congress to work for the cause. Poor
Lo, might as well get out of the way
Of manifest destiny" He has been
running up against it all his life.
Single statehood has been decreed.
Political expediency as well as the
larger interests Of the two terri
tories demands it.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-10-20
Fresh Vegetables Of all Kinds

Lettuce, green onions, radishes
egg plant, carrots, celery, tomatoes
arrive each day from Colorado.
Also, California choice fruits, pears,
plums, peaches, cherries, Etc, at
Abercrombie's Pay-As-You
Grocery. If
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-10-20
Music Teacher.

Miss Maye Goltra, a graduate of
the Wesleyan College of Music, has
located in Chickasha and will re-
ceive pupils in piano and harmony.
Her instructor was graduate Of
Berlin and she has had a number of
years Of experience as a teacher.
Call on her at the Wells & Bohari
flats or at Denton's S Music Store.
o6r2
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-10-20

Bees Honey and Tarr is different
from all other remedies offered for
the relief Of cough, lung and bron-
chial troubles. It contains Antis-
eptic properties that destroy the
germs sand olvent properties that
cut the phlegm. Cures Group
whooping cough and colds in one
night. Sold by II j. Brownson.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-10-20

The Ladies, Auxiliary OF the
Baptist church had a very interest
ing meeting Tuesday, electing Mrs.
VIM. McMann a member Of the
Auxiliary.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-10-20

The inscription &C. o. g. G. on
the Choctow locomotives is being
replaced by the words, Rock Is
land railroad.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-10-20

Mrs. NJ. A. Bell Of Snyder is
visiting her sister, Mrs. E.F. Good
win corner 9th and Kansas. The
latter is still confined 10 her room
with illness.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-10-20

Mrs. Chas. Hume, Of Anadarko
passed through the city today and
stopped short time with friends.
She is a friend Of Mrs. f. L. Rid
die
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-10-20

]. S. Lillard, Of Oklahoma City,
was here today He is general
agent for the Home Life Insurance
Co. in Oklahoma.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-10-20

II stray stock trouble you, phone
the poundman. 362. If
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-10-20

Attorney S. Blanton, of Pauls
Valley, is attending district court.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-10-20

Tom Wade and J. l. O'Quinn
came up from NARROW on court
business YESTERDAY.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-10-20

J. B. Thompson, prominent
Pauls Valley attorney, is here on
court business.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-10-20

About thirty homeseekers came
in OH the Rock Island trains yes
terday and today.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-10-20

Mrs. A. B. Leeds has returned
from two months visit in Texas.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-10-20

B. B. Barefoot left at noon today
for Tishomingo on legal business.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-10-20

d. B. Lester, prominent citizen
Of Tishomingo is in the city today
on business.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-10-20

Mr.. and Mrs. r. H. Rishel, of
Atoka, are visiting the family of j.
B. Rishel.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-10-20

For Rent: Upstairs room, suit
able for two gentlemen; unfurnish-
ed SIS per month. Inquire al
this office. If.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-10-20

Wanted:-Gir for general house
work Inquire at residence of H,
I. Jarboe. 44-46
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-10-20

{. II. Anderson, special agent for
the Northern Insurance Company,
Of London, was in the city today.
He remarked upon the wonderful
growth made by Chickasha.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-10-20

Master Dwight, aged IA, son Of
Mr.. and Mrs ] B Rishei is very
proud lad today He went hunting
yesterday and had the pleasure Of
shooting his first rabbit.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-10-20

The city council meets tonight.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-10-20
I'll LOCALS Tx1

Subscribe for the EXPRESS.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-10-20

For sale at a bargain, The Stew
art Lumber office and warehouse.
$3.50
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-10-20

c, NJ. Fechheimer returned yes
terday from trip to Mobeetie
Texas.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-10-20

For Sale: Two steel tower wind
mills and an so horse power Atlas
boiler ,smokestack and all complete.
Chickasha Light, Heat and Power
Company. If
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-10-20

Mrs. Joe Mathcrs Of Dallas is
the guest of Mrs. 7. H Brents.
Mr. Mathers was formerly chief
dispatcher here but has recently
been filling that position at Dallas.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-10-20

G. W. Hewitt, OF Hugo, /. T.,
is registered at the Early.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-10-20

For Sale:-A first class butcher
outfit, also complete restaurant
equipment; both bargains. d. R.
Priddy at Beavers & McClure's Of
6ce. 44-46
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-10-20

Work has at last been resumed
on the sewerage. Mr.. Swartz has
had hard time getting men. The
lake is now perfectly dry and the
work can be completed in two
weeks.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-10-20
Want Column.

Advertisements under this head
will be received at the rate OF
three 90 cents per line. No adj
vertisement received for less than
twenty-five (25) cents. Special
monthly rates furnished on ap-
plication. The notice may con-
tain any matter of LOST, =
FOUND, " ''FoR RENT +" FOR
SALE" STOLEN, 2 "sTRAYED, "
or any purpose without display
lines.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-10-20
Miscellaneous

]. P. Nail has associated him
self with the Arnold Land and
Emigrant Co. of Mustatine Iowa.
This company runs an excursion
to Chickasha twice a month. Those
having leases or land for sale will
do well to address J. p. Nail, P.O.
box 573. Chickasha, /. T. #
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-10-20

Attorney I. M. King came in to-
day from Ada.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-10-20
For Sale

SPECIAL SALE:-J. + Nail, the
Live Stock Auctioneer will hold
special sale at the 0. X. Barn the
Ist Saturday of every month at
? O'Clock. Will sell live stock Of
any kind. If
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-10-20

Sing Long has moved his Sing
Long Restaurant to No. 22o
Chickasha Avenue (The Head
light where he wishes TO meet all
his old customers and many new
ones. If
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-10-20

The Kansas City World IS con-
Quoting a voting contest for the
most popular conductor, the prize
being $3.50 diamond ring. Among
the contestants arc the following
Rock Island men Billy Thomas,
who stands hfth IN the list so far;
CA Ransom and F.M Campbell.
The latter is well known here.
]. 3. Henry. a PROSPEROUS farm
or and ExrREss reader, twelve
miles northwest Of town, was here
with cotton today. He says he
finds Chickasha a good cotton
market. Sir, Henry has ios acres
OF cotton and thinks he will gel 10
bales from it. He had 29o acres Of
wheat from which he harvested
1850 bushels.
Doc Hadley, advance agent for
the Sells & Downs shows, was in
the city today arranging for the
coming Of the great circus to Chick
asha Nov. Z. 1t was impossible
for them to reach here when they
were billed before. This time they
are sure coming and chickasha vii!
have the opportunity to see one Of
the greatest shows in the country.
Once more Apache is in the
swim. On last Friday morning
the Mutual Gin raised the price Of
ginning cotton TO 10 % cents per
hundred. which was the price ask
ed BY the other gins to be fixed be-
fore they would open up. Word OF
this action was Immediately com-
municated to the interested parties
and Saturday morning both started
Zip and now Apache has her three
gins in operation and all Of them
arc being run to their fullest ca
pacity.-Apache Review.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1904-12-27
FRFNZIED FINANCE.

The forth coming reports Of the
state bank comfnissionerfor Iowa will
be the most sensational of its kind
ever published. 1t will show for
this year almost forty bank failures
in Iowa. with losses of over $12, O00,-
600, and that eight hank officials have
taken their own lives when the crash
was inevitable. In addition, list of
half a dozen cases of defalcation, or
forgeries, which did not lead to fail
ures because the loses were prompt
ly made good. is discussed.
"Frenzied finance" is held respon-
sible on the testimony of many of
the best bankers, for this condition.
The defalcations and forgeries chief
ly represent losses in speculation.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1904-12-27
Tobacco Trust. :"

Milwaukee, Wis, Dec "a. Govern
ment investigation regarding the
operation of the so-called Tobacco
Trust" are to be made in Milwaukee
and other points in Wisconsin.
Predictions are made by some of
the Independent operators that the
Government investigation will find
Wisconsin a fertile field.
The points in this State that viii
be covered are Milwaukee and Edger
ton, Milwaukee as the field of manu-
facturer, wholesaling and retailing
Edgerton as the seat of the tobacco
growing industry.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1904-12-27
Trumping Up Charges &
Fraud and Prosecuting
Democrats.
THIRTY SENT TO JAIL.
Counted Out Enough Demo
Gratis to Change the Leg
islature.

/ Denver, COL, Dec. &c Three
more election officials we're sent to
Jail by the supreme court Saturday
for contempt, making a total Of
thirty who have been sentenced foi
violation Of the courts injunction
issued prior to the November cleo.
ton. Isaac Goldman and Edward
Sweeny, judges in precinct 2, ward
4, Denver, were sentenced to serve
four months in Jail and pay fines of
500 and costs each. The court de-
clared lhat they had knowingly and
willfulIy permitted repeating.
Clarence P. Dixon, clerk in pre-
cinct 2, ward 3, was sentenced to
Jail for four months and fined $3.50
and costs. The court said the evil
dence showed there had been re-
peating and a wiIlful miscount of
votes in this precinct, in which Dix
on had acquired a fictitious residence
just before election and that Dixon
had interfered with the appointment
of a Republican clerk and with the
supreme court watchers in the per-
formance of their duties.
Attorney Samuel Belford has
drawn up a brief to be presented to
the United States Supreme Court in
in the application for writ of ha-
beas corpus for MicFsaeB DOwd, one
of the thirty election officials who
have been sentenced to Jail by the
Colorado Supreme GouTt-on charges
of contempt based ON their actions
at the polls.
The briet questions slDe authority
OF the supreme court to- take juris-
diction of an election
The precincts thrown out from
time to time have changed enough
seats in the legislature and The Re
publicans will control both branches
and Peabody expects to be seated on
contest proceedings, By Ousting
Adams Democrat, who WAS elected
governor by II,OO0 majority
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1904-12-27
The National Magazine for
January, 1905.

Real life is the keynote OF the
National Magazine and especially o.
the first number for 1905. It rings
true to American experiences IN all
parts of our vast republic-empire,
from the noisy jungles of New York
City to the silent. sandy spaces or
Midway Island. our new cable sta
ton in m!d-Pacific; from British
Columbia to Porto Rico Mr. Chap
pe's Washington letter carries a
score of new and striking portraits
of interesting men and women in
public life.
Alexander Graham Bell tells his
own story of how his sweetheart,
later his wife, helped him to get his
first hearing for his newly invented
mechanical toy the telephone
at the Philadelphia Centennial, and
so fastened it's general adoption by
twenty years.
Dallas Lore Sharp, the naturalist;
Charles Warren Stoddard, the liter
airy essayist; Ethel Armes, the keen
student of character; and J. +. Con-
rad, the new humorist from Iowa,
contribute delightfully."- amusing es-
say-sketches in their several fields.
Yone Noguchi pays eloquent tribute
to Joaquin Miller, his benefactor and
literary godfather THE Poet of
Light and JOY" Two strong serial
stories begin in this number, and
with several short stories well sus-
tain the fiction standard of the Ma
tional. H. H. Allen analyses the
Political Evolution of Porto Rico"
and DR.. Martin Cook illustrates his
stoIy of "Our Gable Station in Mid
Pacific" with thirty odd and quaint
photographs. The poets of the num-
Der are J. A. Edgerton, Eugene c.
Dolson, Joseph Mills Hanson and
Frank Putnam. The Home depart
ment is full of humor and really
helpful hints on a score of subjects.