The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1904-04-28
THISTLES

~efs lhils fsstes thsn bic toascs, usny
sas lhlngp wesh hs sfl upsssa.
ss' I'D Inc doctor pot yer % dlsi
Hs--Nas. bet fooled hlm. | d.dnf Ia,
HIN lho~ no ihlsg, An lad Of.
Bafsfs .,.rilEs 10 hsila castles Ia the sii
The mss sbesia pot bio msrdAse coaisss
IN bio ~lfss psms,
The Brsls- What are zee ihitking cf,
Nsmt Nams-I wu dfrsninx Of ny
posih. The Brgs--I thoasht you hsd q
fsf..sy hot IN year eys.
--Y., We hare Ds~ dog. . dachshund.
Bot fatter wet1 lti him cot az doors In
the sirief, because he n,s that II takes
bin % iCIg 10 como 10 tia, II ccols the
whole boese GO.
--lsoy Callfr--bG tboaght chiidr n
were nos tolerated 10 these apartments
n seu--Ah, tu', yoa Gee, we named the
hsey after the sSisor.
You get free psss over the railroad
d8rl ynrf his vile s,kcd. Why-h'm--I
ihcugti Il VAS free when IL ~ss frst sent
10 me, wts The sesfdod reply Of The young
Coag'enmso.
Id ycu kpos that DR. Cutter viii OF.
sfsse fo' spPefd icits foi only $50 asked
Mrs. Aaisa. Coed, replied her husband.
H. b'itgs isshioesble disease within the
reach u ALL
That dnn Is becoming, my dear, tsid
the maa who lbiaks be 10 dipiomAtisi.
sa4la Nod A. him c1lsly for moment and
ihen = phee zee. Itil becoming thread
bare.
~ eoullnuiag the narrative 1T took
me b. snomenl to collect my scattered
witt stt--I shouldn't Imsgine II would
take YOU lorg.
-sse-ls the unexpected that alwaIs
hppfs He'll doesnt happen to mt
Nwavs expecting Il.
ia sou admire Beethoven's worksf /
new. Yl'ised an, answered Mr.. Cumrox
Ahsenimildealy. VITA does be manufac-
tarei
She 80 Wefent they married In rather .
innyl He--Yes, each WAS afraid the 9th
n would bick out.
You'll be sorry some day that you
eiial get married II you don't Well, I'D
rather not be married and be sorry wasn't
than to be- married and be sorry was.
What Ia your idea OF model husband I
asked the fair lesp-yesr maid. A model
husband, replied the woman who had been
up sgslnst the matrimonial game three
times, IL man who writes checks and
dresses as bis wife dictates.
Can no child tell me what kind Of =
bird Noah sent out Of the ark asked tie
superintendent. Billy can, volunteered Il
children. His father keeps . bird store.
Reporter Then you think the nation, |
prosperity has touched the high-watr
msrki financIer - Well, perhaps not.
sun wouldn't advise any more water Ter
the present.
--s1eis very bright for one who has just
lost her husband. That's 80; but you must
remember that she IA ir the honeymoon Of
her widowhood
But, said Miss Roxley's father, how
about supporting my daughters Have you
considered that thoroughly Oh, yes, re-
piled the sultor, I'm willing TO help.
Any obi sctIon. to my smoking heref
ask d the extensively cheerful man ~ the
vessel gave another di'quieiiog lurcb,
More, replied the pale chap 10 the steamer
chair. bere--or hereafter.
-Bill--You say you never make the mis-
tsks Of shooting something else for deer 7
Jill--No; | did II once; shot mans 500
COW and had to psy for 1t. BILL should
cay that experience WAS ,er teacher.
-Tracher--' Thomas, mention . few Of
The proofs that the earth IL round, like an
orange. Tommy Taeker--I didn't know
W. had 10 have any proofs, mA'am. Il
thought everybody admitted 1t.
II see that the Mshsrsj,h Of Jeypoor
viii wssr sS 800 worth Of diamonds whsn
h. ylsiys the 81. Louis fair. He will, eh'
III BET hell 20 away good deal j'ypoor
than he csme.
Henry, wbisptred the bride OF two
hours, YOU don't gre, marrying me ew q
yes NJ darling, replied Henry, no. ev' u
yel, The train sped or, ard she was hsppy
for anD her I've minutes.
IS snuihers flds himself between the
devil aud deep sea, does hss Vel, Il
sm ants TO the same ihIng He's betwe .
IN apsy furnace and an unpaid coal bill.
~ sent some match,s, said the llitt,e
girl she bad been sent TO the corner .gn i
cegy by her mother. What klnds asked
the clerk. Why, the kind that are made In
hessan, guess, WAS the reply.
~ hsve bet silk hs, with that man five
tA8es In the last year, and he has never
Isli nv one Of them That sos | didLt
keos be was Ia The habit OF breaking his
word, o., he isnt; he won the bets.
The liIile eIfl was taking drive with
Der ialb.r nchIad lht IAinliF morse, spN-
Tied and high sispping bay. Psps, sle
ssii. does nature ever make any mistakes
NJ, dear. Then what made you cut OF |
poor pfince's tsilf
Germs eauses az enormous amount Of
sictness, ioh't the, said the tuper hcisllv |
Informed man. Yes, all the old-fashion- |
ed doctor. II th,s dvn't get Into = maLl
sys.em they are liable 10 aet On bis nird
and worry him half TO dea'h.''
IS ubt--Sos, that's Whist l CALI gal.
The id'a of that dec,or making calls 10 IN
satomoblle. r. E-Gsus Why, ! THU
II 10 very snierprising for doctor TO uie
al su,omotlle. s;ubb-But he's 4 horse
doctor.