Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-01-21
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plains itself: "Dere professor editor,
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paper notice fer husband fer me.
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one hundred and twenty answer
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In his memoirs, Adolf Kussmaui re-
lates curious story Of Heidelberg
banker. This banker was known for
his naughty, forbidding manners; con-
sequently, DIR. Nuhn. the professor Of
anatomy. was much surprised one day
when the banker came and sat with
him In railway car. and, after
pleasant chat asked him all sorts Of
questions, especially about the anatO-
my Of the heart The next day, he
even called, by permission, in the med
ical department. and watched the pro-
fessor dissecting one Of those organs.
Then he drove home, and few hours
later 1t became known that he had
committed suicide by skilfully plung-
ing a dagger into his heart.
Commenting on his first meeting
with James Mcneil Whistler, Mark
Twain is reported as saying: II was
introduced to Mr.. Whistler in his stu
dio In London. l had heard that the
painter was an incorrlgible joker, and
l was determined to get the better Of
him, If possible. So at once l put on
my most hOpelessly stupid air, and
drew near the canvas that Mr.. Whist
Ter was completing. That amt bad l
said; 1T amt bad only here in this cor
ner'-and l made as II to rub out
cloud effect with my finger-Td do
away with that cloud II l was you.
Whistler cried, nervously: Cad. sir
be careful there. Don't you see the
paint is not dryY oh. that don't mat
tVls cu1u i VIC 8Ot lily 8IONcb
We got on we'll together after that"
1t is related that very brilliant
Irish lady once arranged that the late
William Lecky. the famous historian,
should meet an eminent Irishman of
very advanced opinions in politics. 1t
was intended that they should ex-
change views, and the Irishman had
a good deal to say about Mr.. Lecky's
later work, and was we'll able to put
what he had to say in the most effect
i've language. However. as soon as
Mr.. Lecky was introduced to the Irish
man, he began a political harangue
which he kept going without cessation
the whole time he was there. The
Irishman at first tried to break In with
word. but he was swept away, as 1t
were, in the unceaslng flow Of Mr.
Lecky's language; so after a time he
sat in amused bewilderment, waiting
until nature gave out. But when Mr..
Lecky felt he was getting exhausted,
he rose from his chair, shook hands
with the hostess and her guest, keep
ing on talking all the time. They came
out with him to the top Of the stair
case. but could not get In a word edge
ways even then. as he talked all the
way down to the door. and was even
In an unfinished sentence when the
door was shut behind him. Then the
hostess and her guest looked at each
other and roared laughing, for the
brilliant 1rishman's intentions to I'M
press Mr.. Lecky had cleverly been
frustrated.