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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-11-23
GLOBE SIGHTS.

IFrom the Atchison Globe.l
There is no one so hopeless as those who
do not make mistakes.
An awkward man in society Is usually
a thoroughbred in business.
Did you ever know man that oidn
hate his brother-tn-law?
The only case of overwork we know OF,
though many claim it, is that of the
GROWER.
An Atchison girl started out to be Gym
ical and has ended up in being persim-
mon-
A man can get sick now almost as easy
as he can sin, and you all know now easy
that is.
To win in this world you must have
more confidence in yourself than you
really amount to.
Talk about a plumber being wolf for
charging; did you ever have any expert
ence with a boilermaker?
After working a lifetime and accumulat+t
ing enough money to build an elegant
residence, most men die
The Marguerite style of wearing the
hair at least affords great opportui
for Mareuerites brothers to pull IT.
Did you ever know a Kentucklan VINO
didn't carry something odd In the way OA
a pistol, a knife or a bottle?
When man offers you a cigar, ana you
know he is doing it purely as matter OF
courtesy, should you take it or refuse II!
Reminding a husband that he once said
he loved his wife is as irritating as 10 re-
mind any one of a broken New Year res
olution.
When a man comes from a little town
to 81 large one, the people IN IIfS NIUE
town are never as sorry as Cnr1stians
should be if he fails.
An Atchison man il so busy that he
could hardly find time to attend his own
funeral, to say nothing of attending the
funerals of friends.
Nothing makes the woman who works
more angry than to nave her husband
praise the appearance of the woman next
door, who is an idler.
An Atchison doctor says, commenting
on the unusual good health of the peoples
''There is nothing doing in Atchison, ex-
cept a little practice on SICK doctors'
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-11-23

the whole season, he would have a
much better chance for the captaincy.
AS it is. he has not been able to de-
velop as much confidence in his quail
f1cations for the position as he prob
ably deserves. He has not been able
to play since the second game of the
season, on account of a badly sprained
ankle. His work on the team during
the season of 1908, however, marked
him as one of the big men of the
team. Millice has two more years in
school, however, and if he is not
elected this year, he is almost certain
to be chosen next
Elmer Hill has a strong following be-
cause next year will be his last in school.
Hill is magnificent player and is per-
hapS the most popular man on the team.
Everybody likes him. He is faithful in
his work and was one of the men who
stood by the Washburn team in 1902 when
the row between the Medical students and
the college players was on and threaten
ed to break UP the team. Hill is a Medic
and will graduate next year. Hill would
make a good captain. Hill threw up
good chance to make money this year
a member of the Odeon quartette because
he was needed to help out in the football
and his work throughout the season has
been of the highest order.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-11-23
pEETECTTONs OF A BACHELOR.

IF'rom the New York RreSs.1
A man who doesn't talk back 10 MS WIG
is too smart to be married
OF all the good ways to make love TO a
girl the best is just to keep telling her so.
A girl is mighty clever to have diner-
ent way of making fool of every olner-
ent man.
What sincerity can be expected from a
combination of curling tongs, rabbits 1ooS
and stays!
When a woman feels bad because she
has no money to spend, she comforts mel =
self by going shopping.
1t is Just like a woman to think 1t would
be much more immodeSt to climb down q
fire escape in pajamas.
Wnen a man always remembers TO post
MS wires letters IL Is a sign ne can ten
whoppers with a straight face.
When a man wins a bet he can't help
Dragging about it even to his wife, though
he knows she'll get it away from him.
A woman has an idea If no men speak
to her on the street it is because they
think her husband is concealed some
where about her.
If a cold coin slips down a girls neck
she can make everybody believe that all
she is thinking about is a beautiful Sun
day school lesson.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-11-23
ssBiI1y'' Rice, a Prominent candidate
for Captain.

BILLY" Rice. captain of this years
second team, who is looked upon as one
of Washburn's strongest players for
next year.
Glenn Millice, Washburn's star half
back, who has been out of the game
most of the year with a sprained ankle.
Elmer Hill, who has played three
years for Washburn at center and
tackle.
Every player who has participated in
one or more regular scheduled games
is eligible to vote for captain. The fol-
lowing have participated in games, and
are eligible to vote:
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-11-23
d. Y. Wilson Is Here.

D. Y. Wilson, of Belleville, who is
running for chief clerk of the house
in the coming legislature, is in Topeka
today in the interest of his candidacy.
Mr. Wilson thinks he is going to land
the job. His chief opponent thus far
is Fred Knapp, journal clerk of the
last two houses, and at present United
States deputy marshal. George w.
Wiley, of Hutchinson, is also men
toned in connection with the place.
James L. Allen, of Kansas City, who
was the member of the last senate
from the Doniphan-Brown district. is
said to be a candidate for secretary of
the senate.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-11-23
Washburn- Ottawa Game Will
Be Called Then.
Visitors Team Strengthened
for the Ordeal.
TO ELECT A CAPTAIN.
This Will Be Done Directly Al
ter Game.
Several Candidates for Leader
ship Next Year.

The washburn-Ottawa football game
will be called at $3.50 p. m. sharp to-
morrow.
The Ottawa team has been greatly
strengthened and an excellent game Is
expected.
After the football game the Washburn
college football team will elect cap
tain for next season. There are three
players who are being most talked of
as candidates for this honor. They are;
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-11-23
Valentine Is Arrested.

Cleveland, o., Nov. 23.-Joseph
Valentine, president of tn eIron Mold
ers' Union of North America was
taken into custody on the strength of
a telegram from the chief of police of
Cincinnati. Mr.. Valentine reiterated
his previous statement to the effect
reported dynamite plot. He declared
that he could easily show that such
lawlessness is not countenanced by
himself or the organization which he
represents
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-11-23
Snow in Turkey.

Salonica, European Turkey, Nov.
23.-Snow binders the operations of
the troops sent against the Greek
banks entrenched southwest of Vo-
dena, whose outrages are terrorizing
the vicinity. The whole western part
of the Villayet of Salonica is swarming
with bands of murderous Christians,
both Greek and Bulgarian, each of
whom is Systematically trying to weed
out the most prominent adherents of
the others. Murders are terribly fire.
quent in Salonica itself and are per-
petrated with impunity.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-11-23
Swimming Record Lowered.

Chicago. Nov. 2S.-A dispatch to the
Tribune from San Francisco says
Francis Galley has lowered the worlds
quarter-mile swimming record during
the Olympic clubs natatorial tourna-
ment. The former record was held by
F. Daniels, of the New York Athletic
club, whose mark was SOP. The new
record is $3.50 As.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-11-23
Russian Attack Repulsed.

Toxic, Nov. 23.-3 p. ma tele-
gram from the headquarters of the
japanese third army besieging Port
Arthur dated at midnight November
p, says: ION Monday night, Novem-
Der 81, the enemy made a counter at
tack on our force in front of the
north fort of the eastern group of
forts on Keekwan mountain. The at
tack was repulsed.''
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-11-23
New York Money Market.

New York, Nov. 2s.-MONEY-Money on
call firm, $685. per cent closing bid and
offered 81 per cent; time loans firm; so
days. 80 days and months, $500 per
cent.
CLOSE: Prime mercantile paper, 4A@
431 per cent: sterling exchange easier h
actual business in bankers bills at 81 S7G
A. sos for demand and at A.S42064 S4H for
so day bills; posted rates, 81 S. and 81 S71LG
4SS: commercial bills, s.. 8H64S4.
SILVER-Bar silver, SEC; Mexican dol
lars, 47c-
BoNDS-Government bonds steady.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-11-23
Music at Newsboys' BENEFIT.

The musical numbers of the news
boys benefit entertainment at the
Auditorium Thanksgiving morning
will consist of a piano solo by Edward
Shumway, a solo by Mrs. Ashton, and
several numbers by the Clarion
quartette-
A short address by Governor Bailey
will precede the lecture by Opie Read.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-11-23
widow of A. N. Kellogg Married.

New York, Nov. 23.-Mrs. Annie
Barnes Kellogg, widow of A. N KEEL
logg, of Chicago, founder of the news
paper company bearing his name, has
been married to Alfred G. Dale, cash
Ter of the Corn Exchange banks Grand
Central branch. Mrs. Kellogg, who is
a native of Wisconsin, inherited large
fortune from her late husband, and
upon his death a few years ago re-
moved to this city, where she has
since resided
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-11-23
increase in Cotton.

Washington. Nov. 23.-The census
bureau today issued a preliminary
statement of the quantity of cotton
ginned to November IA, 1904, in AIS
counties for which reports have been
received up to date, showing 1868
active ginneries, against 1858 for
the same period and number of cOun-
ties in 1903 and 5,S03,S30 running
bales for 1904, against 4,160,105 in
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-11-23
After Packing Houses.

Kansas City, Mo, Nov. est was
learned today that T. A Carroll, a
special agent of the bureau of cor
porations in the department of COM
merce and labor at Washington, had
been in Kansas City for a week quiet
ly collecting information bearing on
the alleged packing house trust. His
presence was not known until he de-
parted late Yesterday.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-11-23
Big Profits in southern Pacific

New York, Nov. 23.-The report of
the Southern Pacific company for the
fiscal year ended June 80, shows that
gross earnings were $92,933,231. an in
crease of $4,612.S96, and that operat-
ing expenses were $63,179,594. After
payment of charges there remained a
balance of $S,S74,4S3, which was ap-
Piled toward the payment of expen-
ditures for reconstruction, better
mentS and additional equipment
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-11-23
TRAINS EVERY TWO MINUTES.
East Side Branch of the Gotham Sub
way Thrown Open.

New York, Nov. 23.-The East side
branch of the Subway was thrown open
to the public for the first time at one
minute after midnight this morning
when the first train left One Hundred
and Forty-fifth street and Lenox ave-
nue.. Trains are scheduled to run every
two minutes
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-11-23
No Trace of Dynamiter.

Omaha, Neb., Nov. 23.-Although
the police and detective departments
of the city have been working steadily
in an attempt to secure some trace of
the persons who exploded bomb at
the residence of Attorney Thomas
Tuesday morning they have been I'M
able thus far to secure any tangible
clue on which to work.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-11-23
Money to Move Fruit Crop.

New York, Nov. 23.-One million
six hundred thousand dollars was
transferred by telegraph to San Fran
cisco today to the subtreasury for the
account of local banks. The money,
it is understood, goes to move the
fruit crop on the Pacific coast.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-11-23
New Planet Is Found.

Heidelberg, Nov. 23.-The director of
the observatory on Loeningstuhl noun
tain has discovered a new planet of the
thirteenth magnitude by means of
celestial DhOtograph.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-11-23

"As SHAKESPEARE says" remarked
Cassidy, who was fond of airing his
book larnin' =" occasionally, what's in
a name?'' WELL" replied Casey, ''calI
me wan that OF don't loike, an OFlI
show ye."-Philadelphia Press.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-11-23
Shin Win Hole i'm Hun.

New York, Nov. 23.-The italian steam
ship Nord America, which sailed today
for Naples and Genoa, is returning to
her dock with hole in her hull about so
feet from her stern. All the passengers
are gathered together forward. The ship
is badly listed.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-11-23
THAT WASHBURN YELL.
The New York Sun Takes a Turn
at 1t.

The New York Sun prints in its editorial
columns the following comment on Wash
burns athletic yells under the caption
"A Great School of American Poetry"
The Washburn Review reproduced the
article in it's issue this week:
Mr. Henry L. Boltwood, an Evanston
high school principal, has been startling
the western educators by fierce attack
upon college athletics. Apparently ne Is
an old fogy, who clings to outworn no
lions of the functions of universities He
wars against the modern Improvements
He is the SOftening effects of learning on
undergraduate manners. He discharges
his bile upon ''the rowdyism, vulgarity
and theft of college men, and insults the
Olympian calm of the intercollegiate com
"a college athletic contest is too often
made the excuse for gambling, drunken
ness, theft and often robbery, plundering
restaurants, defrauding railroads, inter
fering with the rights of the travelling
public, breaking up theaters and mobblng
1t is useless to argue with a hot box.
Intercollegiate athletics are justly priced
of ah the n16es fr of the aGn
philosophers. Mr.. Boltwood is prosaic
reason than their service to literature
college athletics deserve all the ardor
nurse nurse of zm Amer poetry. From them
come the grandeSt chants and highest
hearted hymns of the new century. Many
of these masterpieces are known to our
readers. The collection which we offer
them today comes from a new fount OF
song, the Washburn university of Topeka.
Old Washburn struggles in football array
with old University of Kansas, whose
SO on is in all the anthologies. This fall old
Washburn exhibits a rich sheaf of song.
Admirable much of the work of the
athletic school is, it has seldom exceeded
the explosive euphony of these lines
''HobbIe Gobble! Razzle Dazzle! zis-
Boom-Ahl
Football 'leveni Baseball ninei
Hot stuff! Hot stuff! Hit 'em ev'ry time?'
'.Zis- Boom-Ah'' is a Renaissance or I'M
conscious plagiarism, the one flaw in the
diamond. Here is a perfect stone:
"osky-wau-Wau
Skinny-Wau-Wau!
Washburn Wau-Wau!
The Urabunna, the Arunta. the vedahs
more original, simple, filing. This is no
scholastic affectation. This is primal saw
and terrible poems, live battle odes,
whose lines a re steel and fire:
Hold 'em! Hold 'em! Hold 'em down.
Tear 'em up! Eat 'em up! Do 'em up
washburn College, Topeka town.
The second line has the mysterious
howl in rapture from the branches of the
genealogical tree and sic the dogs of
war on the ground. After immeasurable
ages the dogfght has found its pindar.
Now for the ironic, taunting cry of def
ance to the foeman:
"Ecjajal Ecjajai
K. L. wants her ma-ma-maH'
(Three times.)
Finally some bold young singer writes
upon the heavens the name of the Topeka
Mighty Mother:
20 myi o myI Why Whyi WhyI
Looki Look! in the sky.
WASHBURNI'
The historians of poetry in the twen-
tieth century, the future Wartons and
Courthopes, will do justice to the effect
of intercollegiate athletics upon that poet
ry, an effect in itself sufficient to refute
the insoIencies of Mr.. Boltwood and all
of
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-11-23
WOMAN WITH THROAT CUT.
Brutal Murder Reported From St
Joseph, Mo-, Today.

st. Joseph, Mo-, Nov. 23.-Mrs. George
Gray, wife of a farmer near Agency,
this county, was found dead in her
home today with her throat cut and
her hands and feet pinioned. posse
is searching for the murderer.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-11-23
Carnerie SIightIv Iu.

New York, Nov. 23.-Andrew Car
negie is again reported to be slightly
indisposed at his home in Fifth ave-
nue., this city. The nature of his ILL
ness was not made public, but it was
stated to be not at all serious.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-11-23

Il never become angry because a.
man does not think quite as 1 do" re-
marked the professor; for when I find
a man who disagrees with me I realize
that it Is probably with difficulty that
he thinks at all."-Judge.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-11-23

Rockport, Mass. Nov. GAS timed
from shore the new cruiser Pennsylva-
mia made an average speed of at least
22.5 knots on her trial today. Her con-
tract calls for % knots.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-11-23

Topeka people almost fought for tick
cts at $3.50 to see Williams and Walker
last night, when the highest prices else
where are only 81. They must have
grown accustomed to the Crawford sys-
tenn.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-11-23
Special Train to Kansas City Thanks
giving Day

via Santa Fe. s1.25 for the round
trip. Leave Topeka a. m, returning
leave Kansas City 11:45 p. m. These
tickets are good also on any morning
train going and any evening train re-
turning Thanksgiving day.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-11-23

Every lover of football in Topeka
ought to see the Washburn game on
THANKSGIVING. The Topeka university
has team this year that deserves sup
port ami encouragement.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-11-23

Mr.. Lawson ought to be able to give
still further light on Frenzied Finance
IN the event of having to pay the $780,
600 damages asked for in the suit filed
Tuesday
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-11-23

comes the report of two broken noses.
The report from the first real game
should be interesting.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-11-23

Tom Kelly, ]. R. Burrow, ct al, will
have a fit if Morton Albaugh is ap-
pointed to the place made vacant by
the death of Frank Brown.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-11-23

"Cider" Smith says look for storm
on Thanksgiving. This is usually a SAT-
prediction.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-11-23

William Jennings Bryan will deliver
a lecture in Topeka Saturday night and
won't talk politics either. Won't :. it
seem funny.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-11-23

Alexieff has just reeeived an appoint
ment and it is probably just as well for
Russia that it will not necessitate his
presence in the war zone
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-11-23

About the biggest thing on the pro-
gramme this winter will be the Elks
Ministries.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-11-23

So Dick Blue is not to have the pen
sion commissionership That is too bad.
Just think how long he has chased the
Job
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-11-23

Carnegie has paid over three million
dollars for an estate in England but he
won't miss the money.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-11-23

C. A. Parker after all took the easiest
way out of it all
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-11-23

Saloonkeepers are Never satisfied
They blew man up with dynamite at
Omaha because he wanted them to
close their place at midnight.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-11-23

Topeka is growing more metropolitan
every day. People are stealing auto
mobiles here.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-11-23

Anyhow John Madden would make a
good private secretary. He knows how
to treat people.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-11-23

The police are doing about what IL
people expected in the Nickum murd
case.
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LOCAL MENTION.

Flora L. Ward filed suit in the dis
trict court today asking for a divorce
from Charles L. Ward. She charges
abandonment.
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DEATHS AND FUNERALS.

S. G. Cheney, of Hopkins Mimi, en-
route to his home from the Pacific
coast, died suddenly this morning in a
Pullman on the Santa Fe train No. 8.
Mr.. Cheney was a Mason and his body
was taken charge of By W. NJ Kinnj-
son of Garden Cityssa brother Mason. 1t
Moss & yPenwell. Mrs. Laura Cheney,
mother of the deceased was with her
son when he died. She is at the Cope
land hotel
William Gibbons died on Tuesday of
congestion of the lungs at his residence,
319 Liberty street at the age of 81
years. The funeral was held this after
noon at o'clock from the residence.
Mr.. Gibbons was born in Sullivan coun-
ty, Mo, May 5, 1847. He levase wife
and seven daughters. He had been an
employe of the Santa Fee for Is years
and member of the Baptist church for
81 years.
Mrs. Harriet E. HOLSTER, aged u
years. died at the home of her daugh-
ter, Mrs. Frank Thomas, 927 Topeka
avenue, at 7:30 o'clock Tuesday evening
The funeral will be held from the resi-
dence of Mrs. Thomas on Saturday
morning at 10 o'clock. Mrs. Hollister
was the mother of Nathan HOLSTER, a
Santa F'e engineer who was killed in
the Lang wreck several years ago and
of Olmstead HOLSTER, a Santa Fe fire
man who was killed in a wreck at Pc
sides Mrs. Thomas, Mrs. W. S. Over
holt of Pittsburg, Pa, and Mrs. William
Vittum of Ottawa, Ill. Mrs. Hollister
was born in Amherst, Mass, February
2, 1888, and spent her youth in Boston
and Louisville, KY. She was married
to Olmstead HOLSTER, for many years
prominent merchant at Champaign,
ILL., After her husbands death the fam
lily moved to Topeka.
The funeral of Mrs. elizabeth Roude-
bush who died on Sunday was held this
morning from the First Christian
church at 10 o'clock. Interment was in
Topeka cemetery.
The funeral of Mrs. Sallie Tredwell
who died on Tuesday morning at the
family residence 1923 Madison street,
took place this afternoon at o'clock
from the home. Interment was made
in Topeka cemetery.
The interment of Frank Brown.
whose death occurred in Topeka on
Monday morning, will take place at 10
o'clock on Saturday at Goodhope, ILL.,,
in the family burial lot near the Brown
homestead.
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Football and turkeys will occupy tn
center of the stage tomorrow.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-11-23

The football casualty lists will be
made up in a few days.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-11-23

1t is rare day when Topeka does moi
get a notice in the current sensations
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-11-23

Why not stop talking about a grand
Jury and have one2
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TOO LATE TO CLASSIFY.


FASCINATING complexion of a healthy
face comes from using Satin Skin
Cream and Satin Face Powder. Csc.
FOR SALE-Good horse, harness and bug
gy; must sell: going to leave town. $55
1011 W. 9Th or ITO w. 9Th ST.
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The historians of poetry in the TWEEN
tieth century, the future Wartons and
Courthopes, will do justice to the effect
of intercollegiate athletics upon that poet
the insolencies of Mr.. Boltwood and all
other spoilsports.