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The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1904-08-03
MIsCHIEVOUS YOUTHS MAY
FACE JUVENILE COURT
Preside Heights Improvement Club
to Take Steps to Capture Boys
Who Disfigure Residences.

Ae~N-~-~~@N~~-
The Preside Heights Improvement
Club held a meeting in ~ United
Arts and Crafts Hall, PresiolC avenue,
last evening. A. Sbarboro, the presi-
dent of the club. was in the chair.
There were about fifty representative
citizens present, and numerous mat
ters pertaining to the Improvement OF
streets of the district were considered.
with the result that the Board OF
works will be visited by committee
that will lay before it the needed re-
oI,irements Of the locality.
DIR. Regensburger, among other
complaints, laid particular stress upon
the delinQuencies of scavengers, who
are said to be extremely careless in
their handling of refuse to the dis
comfiture Of persons passing on the
streets, as we'll as to householders.
The matter of youths defacing houses
by writing on and otherwise dishgur-
ing doors and posts caused a resolu-
ton to be adopted which is to be sub
mitted to the Chief of Police with the
idea Of bringing the offenders before
the Juvenile Court.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1904-08-03
Swedish Republicans Meet.

The Swedish Republican Club met
last night at 161 City Hall avenue for
the purpose Of ascertaining how many
members had registered for the COM
ing elections. Also many members
who have not yet been naturalized
were persuaded to take out papers.
Monthly meetings will be held by the
club until after election. The annual
picnic will occur on October is at
Shell Mound Park.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1904-08-03

DETENTION HOME FOR JUVENILES.
The members OF the Supervisors Finance
Committee yesterday made a visit of in
spection 70 the proposed detention home for
juvenile offenders at +51-453 Polk street After
determining upon the necessary alterations
and repairs to the place, which the Mayor
has been authorized by resolution to lease.
the committee decided 10 invite bids for the
work. In the meantime the Juveniles are
cared for at the Boys and Girls Aid Society.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1904-08-03

WORK OF CHINATOWN soUAD.-ser-
geant Christensen fled with Chief Whitman
yesterday the report of the work Of his squad
in Chinatown for last month. During the
month 1872 arrests had been made, So charged
with having lottery tickets in possession
keeping an opium place, o visiting opium
place and go misdemeanors- OF the number
90 were convicted and paid fines. IL convict
ed and confined, So dismissed and pending
The total fines and forfeitures amounted to
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1904-08-03
THE LXGEunn

~ 4 16SEOm.
An accredited preparatory school 1or the uni
Nersity. law and medical colleges il we'll
known Tor its careful and thorough work Come
tho De VITA Is. We prepare you well: refer
*hces. Fleeioent Jordan CT any Stanford pro-
lessor. Phelan Building
l. H GRAU. Ph. D. PRINCIPAL.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1904-08-03

SAULT STE MARIE. Aug Am accident
to-day at the Shakespeare gold mine Webb
wood. resulted IN the suftocation OF i've men
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1904-08-20

London, Aug. 15.-Mrs. Florence May
brick left Rouen Friday alone and did
not announce her destination. She pos
sibly Joined her attorney. Mr.. Hayden.
and sailed on the Red Star line steamer
vaderland from Antwerp Saturday. A
dispatch to news agency from Brussels
says 1t II asserted at Antwerp that Mrs.
Maybrick sailed Saturday for America,
under an assumed name, on the vader-
land.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1904-08-20
Killed BY lightning.

New York, Aug. 1I.-During q heavy
thunder storm In this city and vicin-
ity Wednesday, William Hagen, "a
years old. was killed by lightning while
driving q truck In Brooklyn. The
force Of the stroke knocked him from
his seat and his death IL thought TO
have been instantaneous. An uniden-
tifed boy is also said to have been
killed by the lightning In Brownsville.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1904-08-20

New York. Aug. 15.--Gov. Odell lost
$126,s00 in the shipyard trust promo
tion. and has now begun snit to recov-
or II.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-05-04
PASSENGERS ARRIVED.

From the Colonies, per 8. 8. Mic.
vera, May 4.-For Vancouver: A. Sin
gleton, Mrs. p. Jones, Miss Anna
Jones, Master Thomas Jones, Master
Adolph Jones, Master Harold Jones,
Master Mel Jones, William Sussmitch,
Miss NJ. Mcleod, Miss NJ. Fraser, ID.
Patterson, Mrs. Patterson, Miss Pat.
terson, John Black, James Penfeld, G.
w. Calpin, j. Hetherington, W. s..
Richie, j. II. Walker, Master Walk,
err, J. Greer. ]. Phillips, r. Hill, F. w.
Summers, J. Stewart, p. A. Millar, c.
Wedge. Mrs. NJ. J. Wedge. J. p. Crock.
er. N. Linden-Parkyss, Dean OF Bal.
laratt; Mrs. Linden-Parkyss, Miss A.
A. Linden-Parkyss, Miss Gladys Lin
den.Parkyss, G. Winegrove, NJ. Nc
Carthy, @. Mitchell. Miss j.. Stephen,
Miss Rose Smith. Miss c. Brumly.
Miss C. Waltham, Mrs. Sullivan, Miss
Sullivan, Miss Mavartney. Miss F. Ma.
cartiny, Miss Hamilton. Mrs. A. Roff.
c. S. owen, Miss G. H. owen, Miss
c. Dinwardie, T. Thomson, Miss l..
Rodgers, Miss NJ. Hon, Mrs. M. Ga.
vas, II. Gavas, Master f. Hoff, Miss
NJ. HoR, Master N. Hoff, Miss v. Hoff,
Mrs. NJ. Currie. Miss NJ. Currie. Miss
J. Currie, r. II. Hoare, Mrs. L. c. e.
Hoare, Master II. G. Hoare. Master
p. w. Hoare, Miss G.. l.. Hoare, w.
HCare, Mrs. A. Hoare, Master s. T..
hoare, Miss N. C. Hoare, Master II 4.
Hoare, Master p. Hoare, Miss A..
Hoare, Miss A. Neill. Miss b. J. Neil,
o. Maroni, Mrs. G. H. Jones, Miss j
Jones, Miss ID. Jones. Malcolm Currie,
A. Currie, Master d. Currie, P. C..
Lawsan, Mrs. A. Lawsan, p. o. NELL,
q. l.. Northly, w. Fyfe, p. Dolan, A.
Chisholm, A. Rooseley, J..,McDonald,
j. Perry. w. Carly, T. George. @. H.
Clarke. A. Cox, s. F. Baylis, II. Wool
sey, G. Woolsey, r. Campbell, e. Lii
pott, G. r. Pllkington, Master s..
Lawsan, j. Riidinen, Mrs. G. Riidinen.
Miss II. Riidinen, Mrs. A. Lappman,
Miss ]. Makana, Miss r. Makana, w.
Koshinen, Miss NJ. X. Nunan, Miss O..
Bruno, r. T. Cease, j. Fixter, w. Wal
lace, 7. Danahy j. Gibson, j. Henry.
r. Currie, Miss NJ. e. Pilkington, j..
Marsden, Hon. H. Greene, p. w.
Shaw, ]. T. Marriott, Dean OF Bath,
urst: Mrs. b. Marriott, r. Measures,
w. b. Scott, Rev. II. 7. Barry, Mrs.
R. NJ. Barry. Miss F. ID. Barry, s. L..
Beaumont, Mrs. A. II. Beaumont, w.
Lindsay, Mrs. L. Lindsay, r. ID. Rich
ards, Mrs. NJ. Richards, p. Thompson
w. Smithett, Mrs. l.. e. Smithett
Rev. w. II. Edgell, Henry Deane, J..
Cook F. Spencer, A. w. Spencer, A.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-05-04
PASSENGERS DEPARTED.

For San Francisco. per s. 8. Ala
media. May AZ. l.. Hogs, Mrs. w.
J.. Howard. Mrs. Lange, Miss Larned
ID. Leon, A. +. Lutz, NJ. ]. Lutz ant
wife, w. G. Lyon and wife. Mrs. F.
w. Macfarlane, Mrs. d. G. May. NJ
+. Mcdonald. B. S. McElhinny, Mrs
McPhetrldge, @. Macintosh and wife
ID. l.. Meyer and three children, e. Z
Willard and wife, Miss Willard, Mrs.
Wyatt, p. O'Brien, N. Ohlandt, c. II.
Pierce, Mr.. and Mrs. Pender and child
w. E. Pinkham. Arthur Robertson
and wife, Mrs. Roesh, Miss p. F.
Smith, F. w. Smith and wife, J. W.
Stevens and wife, W. N. Stewart, ].
+. Epson and wife. Miss Upson. ],
Wakefield. ]. 8. Welsh and wife. c.
S. Barber, Mary II. Barrett. Mrs. J.
II. Bergstrom, Miss Blois. A. W. Car
man. Mr.. Cowen, George Grow, ]. r,
Daggett, J. NJ. Dom, Miss G. L. Dow
die, G. II. Edwards, Mrs. F. Ewing
Mrs. and Miss Giddings. r. W. Gid
dlngs and son, Mrs. Gostick, A. Hem
rich, wife and daughter; F. S. Hill
and wife.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-05-04

Greer. J. Cummings Jr., A. NJ. Dix
son, G.. Wride. w. M. Evans, DR.. II.
ID. G. Thacker, Mrs. NJ. A. Thacker,
c. b. Thadker, Miss A. Z. Thacker.
Miss A. McClatchie, s. Eardly vii,
mott, Mrs. r. G. Eardly Wilmott. Mas.
ter A. p. Eardly Wilmott. F. b. Hus'
sey. J b. Henry, Stanton Harcourt,
Rev. Father Ryan, Rev. Father Lee,
Rev. Father Fahey, Mrs. X. Sheppard,
Miss e. Martin.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-05-04
WOULD DISMISS LUCAS.

Defendant American.Hawaiian Com
struction Co., in John Lucas injunc-
tion to restrain work under alleged H.
legal contract on Brewers wharf. files
motion to dismiss proceedings on the
the ground of insufiiciency of facts
stated and also that security to cover
defendants costs has not been deposit.
ed by plaintiff.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-05-04
WOULDN'T GET LICKED so OFTEN

Mamma (who has just whipped Bob
by; You know, Bobby. love you, and
when I whip you do It for your own
good.
Bobby (crying): Well, II wish you
didn't (boo-hoo) think so much OF me.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-05-04
DEPARTED.

Tuesday, May 3.
o. & o. S. s. Gaelic, Finch, for the
Orient.
Stmr. Claudlne, Parker, for Maui
ports.
Stmr. w. G. Hall, Thompson, for
Kauai ports.
Stmr. Kauai, Bruhn, for Honolua,
Kaanapali, Lahaina. Maalaea, MAIZENA,,
Honokaa and Kukuihaele.
Stmr. Ke Au Hou, Tullett, for Ka-
paa. Kilauea, Kalihiwai and Hanalei.
Schr. Ada, for Puuloa.
Wednesday, May 4.
o. s. s. Alameda, Dowdell, for San
Francisco, at $40 "a. IN.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-05-04
BY AUTHORITY
TREAsURsR's OFFICE.

All persons doing business In CO
partnership in this Territory who have
not filed their statement of co-partner
ship as provided by Chapter 100 of the
Penal Laws Of 1897 and Chapter 131
of the Civil Laws of 1897, are hereby
notified to comply with the provision
Of the law.
(Signed) A. J. CAMPBELL.
Treasurer, Territory of Hawaii.
Treasurer's Office, April 20. 1904.
2756.ot
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-05-04
ARRIVED.

Tuesday, May g.
Am. schr. Helene, Christensen, IL
days from San Francisco.
Wednesday, May 4.
c. A. S. s. Miowera, Hemming, from
the Colonies, at s a. IN.
Stmr. Likelike, Napala, from Molo-
hal and Maui ports, at 5:45 a. m.
Stmr. Mikahala, Gregory, from Kauai
ports. at 5:25 a. IN.
Stmr. Helene, Nelson. from Hawaii
ports, at ago a. IN.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-05-04
JAS. r, MORGAN.
AUCTI0NEER.
A Valuable Res dence
On Kinau Street
At Auction.
ON SATURDAY, MAY IA, 1904,
~ 20 n,Cr nryry NOOK,


AT IL O'CLOCK NOON.
At my salesroom, S57 Kaahumanu St.,
will sell at Public Auction, a valu.
able residence on Kinau street. be-
tween Alapai and Kapiolani streets.
Property adjoins the large Boardman
lot and>has frontage of Sc 2.3 feet on
Kinau street and depth OF 160 feet.
The grounds are nicely improved and
planted with valuable trees. The
house contains large Parlor, Dining.
room. Bedrooms. Kitchen. Bath. etc.
There is commodious carriage
house and stable on the place. Part Of
the purchase price can remain on
mortgage at moderate rate of inter.
est. 1
For further particulars apply to
las. F. MORGAN.
AUCTIONEER.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-05-04

The BUSINESS MANS HANDY IN
oEx. pub'isned In the Saturday suiie
tin and the Weekly Edition, gives Q
concise and complete resume Of al 10
gal notices, calls for tenders, Jude
ments. building permits and real %
tate transactions Evening Bulletin
rs cents per month. Weekly Bulletin
81 Der year. fI'
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-05-04
HELENE FROM HAWAII.

The steamer Helene arrived from
Hawaii ports this morning at 4:20
o'clock with 2,1GO bags Kukaiau SUI.
gar, 9,9i0 bags Papaaloa sugar and n
head of cattle. Purser Vestal reports
fair weather throughout the trip.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-05-04
KAUAI SUGAR.

The steamer Mlkahala arrived from
Kauai ports this morning at 5:25
o'clock with $3.50 bags X. s. NJ. sugar.
500 bags v. X. sugar II barrels poi.
% head cattle and As packages sun.
crles.
The following sugar is reported at
Kauai ports ready for shipment: v. X.
80 bags, Max. 10,700, @. & r. 600.
.McB. 13,76s, X. p. 1000, L. P. 1857, II.
NJ. 15,167, G. Y. 1858, and K. s. Co
SG3; making total OF 5O,S33 bags
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-05-04
NOTICE OF INTEN-
TIoN TO FoRECLosE AND OF
FORECLOSURE SALE.

In accordance with the provisions Of
a certain mortgage made by Male tw)
In her own right and II. Y. Welewele,
her husband, to Pae Kamaka. guardian
Of the minor children of S. X. Kama
ka Of Honolulu, Oahu, dated the 22nd
day of January. A. d., 1901, and re-
corded in the Hawaiian Registry of
Deeds in Liber 2l5, pages ASS to 400.
notice is hereby given that the mort
gage intends to foreclose the same for
conditions broken. to-wit the non-pay-
ment Of principal and OF interest when
due.
Notice is likewise given that after
the expiration Of three weeks from the
date of this notice, the property COW
cred by said mortgage will be adver-
tised for sale at public auction, at the
auction rooms OF James +. Morgan in
Honolulu. on Tuesday the 3lst day OF
May A. d. 1904. at ~ noon Of said day.
Further particulars can be had of ].
NJ Vivas, attorney for the mortgage.
Dated. Honolulu, May 4. 1904.
PAE KAMAKA,
Guardian.
| Mortgage.
The premises covered by said mort
gage consist Of:
A certain piece or parcel Of land (rice
land) containing an area OF 1 A. 8 r.
and 80 Per-, situate at Hanamaulu.
Puma, Island Of Kauai, described In
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-05-04

The regular meeting Of Honolulu Ae.
rie, No. 40. F. o. E., will be held this
Wednesday evening, at 1880 o'clock at
st. Antonio Hall.
REGULAR BUSINESS.
All visiting brothers are invited, and
members requested to attend.
BY order.
HENRY VIERRA,
Secretary.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-05-04

Last quarter OF the moon, May 18th.
Tides from the United States Coast
and Geodetlc Survey Tables.
The tides at Kahului and Hilo occur
about an hour earlier than at Ho-
nolulu.
Hawaiian Standard Time Is lob a0m
slower tnan Greenwich time. being
that of the meridian Of 1870. The
time whistle blows at 1880 p. m. which
Is the same as Greenwich, Oh ON.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-05-04

Puffikins: My wife is an unusually
smart woman.
Dulfey: She is, Ell?
Pufiikins: She considers me a won,
derfully smart man and, of course, she
must be a very smart woman in order
to realize how smart am.-St. Louis
Staf
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-05-04

You are not getting all out of ko-
bakery until you have kodak develop
ing machine. They cost very little and
a child can operate them. Call at Ho-
nolulu Photo-Supply Co. and see how
1t works.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-05-04
JAS. r. Morgan,
AucrioNsgR.
Valuable Properties
Near Kapiolani Park
At Auction
ON SATURDAY, MAY "a, 1904,

AT ~ O'CLOCK NOON,
At my salesroom. SAT Kaahumanu St.,
! will sell at public Auction:
IA FINE LOTS SITUATED ON KA-
PAHULU ROAD. corner of Hebron
street, and lying between the Park and
Beretania street.
The lots are mostly of uniform
size, so x 100 each, each having front
age of so feet on a main road.
These lots will be sold on easy pay
ments Of one-half cash and balance on
time.
Upset price per lot, 5000.
Adjoining lots have been sold at the
rate of $500 each.
Map and further particulars at my
office, SAT Kaahumanu street.
~
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-05-04
70 SILL TODAY.

c. A. S. S. Miowera, Hemming, for
Vancouver and Victoria. at 4 p. m.
Stmr. Likelike, Napala, for Maui, Mo-
0kai and Lanai ports, at 8 p. m.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-05-04
MERCHANTS ASSOCIATION.

) The regular quarterly meeting Of
the Merchants Association meets this
AFTERNOON at 8 o'clock at room As in
the Young building.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-05-04
L. e. Pinkham, Trustee,
FORT STREET., NEAR QUEEN.

The meat inspectors examined 245O
carcasses and condemned q; fish ex-
amined numbered 244.72S with 140l
condemned.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-05-04
Auction Sale
Household Furniture
ON THURSDAY MAY s,

AT 10 O'CLOCK A. NJ,
At the residence of Mrs. Hening, No.
7OS, corner of Alapai and Kinau Sts.,
I will sell at Public Auction all of the
household furniture, comprising:
Lounge, Rattan Rockers. Wicker
Chairs, Oak Bed, Spring and Mattress.
Iron Bed, Spring and Mattress, Bu-
reaus, Tables. Portieres, Curtains, Ex-
tension Dining Table, Dining Room
Chairs. Rugs, Ice Chest, Crockery,
Cooking Utensils, Plants, Etc, Etc.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-05-04
Distillate
Won HAMM.YoUNC CO., Ito.
WANTS
For Want Column See Page 81,
TO LET.
Tel. Blue 3143.

Front and back rooms for housekeep-
ing. Inquire S27 Young st. 2757-lw
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-05-04

r. c. LYDECKER,
Territorial Meteorologist.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-11-20
H0N0RS WERE EVEN

7 was at the Republican State Convention
in Trenton. Ncw-Jerscy, that several OF
the delegates became interested in a dis
cusslon on the ethics of bill-collccting III the
professions OF law and medicine.
Lets see" said a prominent lawyer to a
weli-known physician, are YOU not the
medicine man who IS so particular about his
fee that he always inquiries whether or not a
patient carries life insurance before accepting
the case"
Yes, I'm the man." replied the disciple
of Hippocrates with a genial smile. and un-
less I'm mistaken YOU are the lawyer that told
a young fellow, who asked YOU il he might
sue for the hand OF your daughter. that he
could If he'd permit YOU to draw up the paper
in the case and give YOU 4 retainer OF twenty
five dollars"
The Others in the crowd agreed that honors
were even.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-11-20
vAGARlES OF TIME.CARDS

AN official of a railway running Though
~ West Virginia tells of IN amusing con-
versaticn between the conductor of one OF
the company's trains running to Parkersburg
and a passenger whose nervousness indicated
that he was not accustomed to the vagarics
of the train schedules.
Said the passenger M Conductor. what
time do we get into Parkersburg2'
"Ten-twenty."
Good. Now, at what hour can | get a
train there for the West?"
"Ninc-twcnty.'
Tomorrow"
No Tonight"
Vt this the nervous passenger began to
cvince signs of indignation. Look here.
conductor" exclaimed he, I'm no fool. you
knowi Cut out this Joking and tell M at
what hour | can get a train for the West "
At nine-twcnty tonight reiterated the
imperturbable official. preparing to pass on.
Hold on a minute" gasped the passenger.
catching the conductor by the sleeve. will
you please tell me how | am to leave Par
kersburg one hour before | arrive there"
Simply by keeping your seat and not
getting excited, was the calm reply. You'll
get Your train al right"
The problem WIS too much Tor the nervous
passenger: He gazed hclplessly about him
as If seeking light on the subject from his
iellow-passcnge-s. Then turning 10 the con-
duCtor, he observed
Now, cid man, | haven't the least doubt
that YOU are i rafting good conductor and
Know Your business from y to l.; but III not
admit that YOU can work 4 reversing lever
on the sun
At this the conductor smiled. Il don't
mind telling You" ne said, that the time
changes at the river
Whereupon all became clear to the nervous
passenger. oh. | see" he exclaimed, &
ultingly. y this rate, il | go on to San
Francisco, I'll get there sometime last weck.
< = Z
My friends" vociferatcd the Hon. Thomas
Rott, who was Il candidate for reelection, 4
was born over yondcr in Shellback COUNT,
transplanted into this ere county, and"
And grated in the Legislature inter
rupted a p~essimistic member OF the Arkansas
audience.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-11-20
SUNDAY MAGAZINE for NOVEMBER 20. 1904
Ar Optimist's Thanksgiving
By Ellen Manly

Ny sheep are mighty fat a II fine
You heard the dogs killed twcntv-ninc'
Twas only nine. Now don't that show
The way bad news is sure TO grow:
It's been a powerful tryin year
With skimpin' there. an pinchin here;
But. thank the Lord! I've got a wife
Thct always makes the best Of life.
Maricr's like sunshine all dav long.
An checricst lest when things goes wrong.
There's nothin' worries her, sez she,
So long ez she hcz Joe an me.
I'm fcelin' poor, | don't deny:
But I've got some things gold can't buy,
Fer sickness hczn't come our way
We re well an strong. all three. to-day.
There's mann a lonesome man | know
Would envy me my little Joe
There isn't much | couldn't stand
While holdin' fast his little hand!
An so were goin' TO church today
With thanks thct's more an we kin say.
But Him tibet knows, though words is few,
Kin tell we're thankful through an
through,
When standin' up with all the rest
We sing our hcarticst an our best;
Praise God from Whom all blessings
flow
Marier an me an little Joel
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-11-20
VARIOUS KINDS OF GHOSTS

MORGAN ROBERTSON, the writer of sea
Ih stories has four NJ five newspaper clip
pings which give him a laugh every time he
looks at them
Sometime ago he explains, Il gave an
order TO a concern which furnishes newspaper
clippings. telling the manager that | wanted
ghost stories. undertook to explain that
what | wanted was fiction that dealt with
spirits and spooks, but the clipping man SAID
he understood and would fix me al right.
In q few DAYS | began receiving clippings
about ghosts One 81 the ship, WAS taken
from a country paper in Pennsylvania and it
sand that "A rival sheet had gwen up the
ghost Another chipping, taken from a
Louisville paper, WIS Il pert paragraph from
some other paper regarding Bryan and the
Demucricy. over which VS. the caption
'Hamlc; Without the Ghost
"Another clipping referred 10 the production
OF lbsen $ Ghosts in London, while the fourth
WIS al editorial paragraph from a North
Carolina paper in which a political convention
was referred TO as Al ghost dance | never
realized before that there were SO many kinds
OF ghosts
King Midas was TRYING the golden touch.
'Ha'' he said with a metallic laugh. as his
food was metamorphosed Il guess this is
the yellow peril"
Swallowing a goldfish, he tipped the waiter
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-11-20
LEFT A LETTER on THE DESK

OUR little youngstcr, SIX years old. has
~ lust reached the 'learntng-to-writc'
'tagc in school Sometime his teacher has
the children copy moral prcoepts from the
blackboard into their ~copy-books Among
these was the statement Kind words arc
never lost In Frcddv's book however.
written clear across the paper TO the other
margin, this appeared KIND words are
never los When he WAS asked Where
IS the 7, Freddy he replied oh. there
was no room on the paper for the 7, So /
left 1t on the desk You can see it there,
# YOU go to the school
The same voungSter has 4 sister who was
marned recently. Being on a visit to her
parents. and happeningt 10 catch Freddy in some
mischief. his sister reproved him. "Umphi"
shifted Teddy, You needn't scold mel You
don't belong IN my family, anyway