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The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-26
Bristow's Honesty.

The country has absolute confidence
in Bristow's honesty. He is the man
whose courage and integrity have sus-
tanned him in breaking up graft in the
postoffice department. When his re-
port hit Machen and other grafters,
they roared and called it an outrage.
Now they are convicted and sentenced
to the penitentiary. After this example
the country is more likely to look with
suspicion on display of congressional
anger than tc regard it as evidence of
innocence. Sioux City Tribune.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-26
TODAYS WEATHER

Minnesota-Fair Saturday and Sunday;
warmer Sunday; fresh west to northwest
winds. IS
Upper Michigan-Fair Saturday. colder
in east and south portions; Sunday fair,
fresh west to northwest winds.
Wisconsin-Fair Saturday; colder in
east portion; Sunday fair; fresh west
winds.
Montana-Fair Saturday and Sunday;
warmer in west portion Saturday; warm
er Sunday.
and Sunday; warmer Sunday in west por-
ton.
Iowa-Fair Saturday and Sunday
St Paul = Yesterday observations
taken by the United States weather bu
reau. st. Paul. W. e. Oliver, observer. for
the twenty four hours ended at o'clock
last nightZBaromete corrected for tenn
perature and elevation Highest tempera-
ture. Is; lowest tempeTature, II, average
tempe. atufe. s2e;di daily range, 6;sbaTom
eter, 20 IS, humidity. 81; PRECIPITATION,
trace; (, m .tempera u: p. m.
yacterda yfSzs Tern tureS-
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-26
Lumber Statesmen Elect.

CHICAGO, March 25.-The second
annual convention of the National As
ISOLATION of Lumber Statesmen was
held here today, and the following Of
ficers elected for the coming year:
President, Morris H. Hayward, CO.
lumbus, Ohio; vice president, John S.
Bruce. Kansas City. Mo-. and secre-
tary- treasurer, w. R. Mackenzie. Mad
ison, Wis The Southwestern Lum-
bermen's association, of Kansas City,
was admitted to membership
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-26

such an establishment afar off of the
glorious central American idea as we
could never fix by planting our flag
upon all the islands of the seas? The
time has come to give independence to
the Philippines, and to that battle cry
the American people will not long con-
tinue Indifferent
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-26
Admits STEALING S238 600.

BOSTON, Mass, March 25.-Wallaee
S. Hall, formerly manager Of the Bos-
ton office of the American Surety COM
pany, Of New York, and treasurer of st.
Luke's Home for Convalescents. plead
rior court today, to indictments charg-
ing the larceny of $23S,000 from those
institutions. He was not sentenced.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-26
And Feels Rather Glad of It.

+; King Alfonso did not present the
kaiser with amy islands as, souvenirs
of his visit, as Alfonso is a, little short
on islands just now.-Chicago NeWss15s
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-26

The decision Of the supreme court
which holds that railroad is not liable
for injuries received by the holder of
a pass is not going to dampen the en-
thusiasm of the man who is looking
for, a pass.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-26
Among the Merrymakers
one Of MANY.

''What are you going to do with all
that patent medicine?" asked man of
neighbor who was carrying half dozen
bottles.
.sWife's going to take it, he replied.
why said the other in surprise, II
didn't know she was ILL., -
4"Oh, she isn't" answered the party of
the second part, "but she wants to get
her picture in the papers. See?"-Chi-
cago News
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-26
unless Russians Do Fl First. s

1t begins to, look as if the Japs would
have to practically destroy" that Port
Arthur 1eetsan over again.-Milwau-
kee Sentinel. 3 a.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-26
Preparing, for Canal Payment.

NEW YORK, March 25.-The final in
Secretary Shaw from the interior deposit
tory banks in connection with the Pana-
ma canal payment was paid into the de-
pository banks of this city today. The
ten local depositaries will contribute
about SO, 600 additional as their share
of the $1,000. 900 the balance of SIC. 000.
900 coming from the United States treas
11ru
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-26
And This in Maine.

Sharpe-How Is 1t Buffer was able to
borrow so much money from his neigh
bors?
Whealton-He collected all the cham
payne corks and lobster shells from the
cafes and sprinkled them around his yard.
Every one thought he must be high
roller.-Kennebec (Me.) Journal.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-26
Porch PIIferer.

"say, pard." whispered Gritty George,
as he helped himself to the handsome
cottage thermometer, II can't help but
feeling like a great physician"
why SOP" asked Sandy Pixies.
because I am taking dis mans tenn
perature.''
And then even the mercury tumbled.
Chicago News.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-26
No OcuIists, Are, Needed.

Those who imagine old Grover is
without friends in Tennessee can cas-
lily have their eyes opened by inquiring
around. Nashville American. -;
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-26
A. M. and p. M.

Who hates to go to bed at night?
That's Johnny
Who loves to sleep when morn Is bright
That's Johnny!
If at a. m. he would hate his bed,
And at p. m. just love it instead,
What peaceable life could then be led
With Johnny!
Charlotte Sedgwick In Little Folks.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-26
He Was FIourIshIna.

"I hear that Jimpkins is getting along
fine in the city" said Blobbson.
thought he would" commented Niverly.
His father told me he was fourishing,
though
ship Judge.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-26
1t Has "a Few More Coming, Too.

. President Roosevelt is having a hard
time to manage the G. o. P. elephant.
since that faithful animal was so Sc
verely prodded by the Bristow report.
-Birmingh am q ge-Herald.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-26
infringing Teddy,s Copyright.

Two parties are talking of Gen. Miles
for the presidency and the admins
tration is more firmly convinced than
ever that he was insubordinate when
he was the,a general commanding
Pittsburg Dispatch.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-26
Contemporary Comment
Jot 1t Down. in History.

It is entirely unnecessary to attempt
to prove that President Roosevelt is
the greatest living American and one
of the greatest men who ever occu-
pied the White house. The president
admits it-Atlantat Journal.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-26

The weather of yesterday was pro-
vocative of a. better moral tone than
that which pervaded the community
for the previous two days. 1t was such
a senseless thing to steal an umbrella.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-26
The Russian Generals.

Though to that lofty hill called Fame's
You rigl1tfully belong,
The poets cannot rhyme your names
/. They won't keep time to song.
But though for you no harp is strung
By poets-never heed EN-!
If poets leave your deeds uRsung,
You will not have to read EN-.
Atlanta Constitution.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-26

It is worth observing-and you
can't escape it-that the article of
wind produced in March is not exactly
hot air.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-26

William Henry Eustis is on his way
home from the sunny South. He has
arrived too early to hear the birds sing
a gubernatorial anthem.-St. Cloud
JournaI-PresS.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-26
Unavoidable.

at had a very unpleasant meeting to-
day" remarked Mcbride. when he went
home to his wife.
Whom did you meet, dear?" asked
she, solicftously.
at wasn't a man. 1t was a note in
bank."-Detroit Free Press.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-26
Restricted.

Kind LADY, know by your honest
face, my poor man, that you are not going
to spend this dime in whisky or beer:
DIS is a prohibition town. I'll have to be
satisfied with wood alcohol, ammonia, or
benzine.-Pittsburg Chronicle Telegraph
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-26
The Thinu in a Nutshell.

The supreme court has merely noti-
fed Mr.. J. p. Morgan how far he could
go without turning a corner.-Detroit
Tribune. s a.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-26

1t is about UP to Daniel sully, the
actor, to ask the courts to change his
name or make the other sully change.
his
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-26
Anythinus Ito Preserve Neutrality.

Russia is very indignant because our
president is taking jiu-jitsu lessons;
but he can square himself by taking a
Russian bath.-Mernphis Commercial
Appeal.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-26
The Knockers Are Getting Scared.

The fact that an anti Cleveland
movement has been started in Alabama
is but another evidence of the growing
strength Of the Cleveland sentiment in
that state.-sNaehVille Banner.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-26
lnsinuatina.

Tom-She doesn't like to play tennis
with Jack.
May-No; he called out Thirty love-
Tom-What of that?
May-She thought he had guessed her
age-IIIustrated Bits.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-26

When it comes to a choice of taking
a chance with the Cossacks and doing
a job of hari-kari 1t is up to the Jap
to go looking for the Russian.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-26

Frank Eddy isn't making much noise
In his so-calfed gumshoe campaign for
governor, but he is due to show the
opposition a few new stunts about
convention time, nevertheless.-Stev
County Review.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-26
Result of an obseryatlon.

"Bottling up a fleet is rather an expensive
operation, isn't it," said the man who
was reading the news from Port Arthur:
yes" responded the naval officer. IF
YOU get a good article, 1t costs about as
much as it does to coal 1t up."-Chicago
Tribune.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-26
One Relief From Skis and ovitch's.

Gen. Rennenkampf is at the head of
the cars Cossaeks in the far East.
Get on to that final .spf'' for change.
Atlanta Constitution re-
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-26

Mr.. Rockefeller probably thought he
deserved bouquet himself so he cor
nered the violet market. There is
nothing small about John Duluth
Herald. -
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-26
Had an Object In Life.

The present head of the Mormon
church evidently doesn't believe In per-
hitting the Johnsons to get more numer-
Gus than the Smiths.-Chicago Record
Herald.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-26
The ProbIem stiII unsoived.

Knicker-They say the elephant is gen.
tie, docile and easily trained.
Mrs Knicker-I know, but our kitchen
would be too small. -Harper's Bazaar.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-26

Is Plug going to be the Shafter Of
the Orient?
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-26

Webster Davis is gut against Presi-
dent Roosevelt-which goes to. show
that the Roosevelt luck is still de-
pendable.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-26

And the Elephant Wasn't Even Asked.
Evidently all the presidential candi-
dates are endeavoring to deprive Miss
Democracy Of her leap year preroga-
tive of choosing for herself.-Memphis
News. u! = &, -.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-26

There is no Dearth in the support
that Judge Collins is getting around
the capitol building. Now don't go
stealing this one-you other funny fell
1ows-because we saw it frst.-Wa-
basha Herald.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-26

It looks as If they might find the
goods on Senator Burton.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-26

If the Republicans succeed in nom
mating William Randolph Hearst, will
they support him at the polls?
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-26
What the Editors Say

something like a wagon load OF let
ters from Congressman J. T.. Nc
Cleary came to the Luverne postoface
Tuesday morning. Every man on the
poll list got letter from our con-
gresham telling him Of the great
pleasure 1t gave the writer to inform
his dear friend that in due course Of
time the latter would receive some
packages Of seeds from the agricul-
tural observation-disclosures Herald.
Same here, and each one Of those
personal letters" came in an envelope
bearing the legend: Part Of Con-
gressionaI Record" What about that
$500 fine for the misuse of an official
envelope? A cumulative sentence"
like that imposed on the illegal game
shippers recently, would stick our con-
gresham for about $3,333, 000-more
than he could make between now and
the end of his twenty sixth term in
congress in 1944.-Adrian Guardian.
Editor Pease, Of the Anoka Union,
touches up the type founders, patent
inside furnishers and boiler plate maxi
ers' right to membership in the State
Editorial association. Brother Pease
is on the right track. Bona f1de news
paper men have been given a back
seat and the upper berths on many
an editorial trip, to make room for
some party who had nothing more to
do with the newspaper profession than
to furnish the supplies incidental to
the newspaper business.-Farlbault
Journal
A careful study Of the tariff plank in
the Republican platform adopted at
Minneapolis last week gives but little
comfort to the true reformer. 1t was
large on glittering generalities, but
short on specific declarations Evil
IDENTIFY the Minnesota idea has been
Cummings in Iowa. Nothing but an
earthquake. will cause the tand-pat-
tiers to let go their deathlike grip
Preston Times.
The state board Of control and War
den WolfeP, Of the state penitentiary,
are mixed UP in a. scandal In the let
ting Of contract for operating a shoe
factory with prison labor. The board
is investigating, that is, investigating
it's own acts. This Is the season for
whitewash.-Faribaul Pilot.
There is no more need of a gov
ernor'S mansion in Minnesota than
cat needs two tails. Few executives
would care to occupy it with its at
tendant expenses, and If the state as
sumed them it would make pretty
bill.-Anoka Union.
There is no Dearth in the support
that Judge Collins is getting around
the capitol building. Now don't go
stealing this one-you other funny fell
1oWs-because we saw 1t frst.-Wa-
basha Herald.
Frank Eddy isn't making much noise
In his so-called gumshoe campaign for
governor, but he is due to show the
opposition few new stunts about
aUnrthalaSS -SfaNQnS
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-26

There is no more need of a gov
ernor's mansion in Minnesota than a
cat needs two tails. Few executives
would care to occupy it with its at
tendant expenses, and If the state as
sumed them it would make a pretty
bill.-Anoka Union.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-26
s8pnHigh
sSprnI1igh

*Washington time Il ,. m. st. Paul..
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-26
Personal MENTION

Homer b. Dibble, judge of the district
court of ST. Toafs county, is a guest at
fbo I2vor,s hofpai -
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-26

The Irwin company played to very
large audience at the ladies' matinee
given at the Star yesterday afternoon.
The organization will close a satisfac-
tory engagement this evening.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-26

Beginning tomorrow night and re-
naming one week, with the usual mat
inees, Theo. Kremer's Tnelodrama, enti-
tied welded and Parted" will be the
attraction at the Grand. ss@szsss
The Globe-republican., 1904-05-12
IfYOu Have Dyspepsia, Read This.

NYOu Have Dyspepsia, Read This.
The old way Of taking pepsin, blsmuth,
ETC., to cure dyspepsia Is all wrong.
They may be put up In tablets or ln
llvuid, the result Is just the same. The
object Is to create artificial digestion, but
this does not make q cnre. Stop taking
the pepsin, etc., and you have your dys-
pepsia or indigestion back again. People
use cocaine or opium for nervous trou-
bles and sick headache, It docs not cure,
stop taking tue drugs and pain and dis
trets return. The only Common Sense
Method Is 10 drive out Of the system the
cause Of dyspepsia aud sick headache, by
cleansing The stomach and bowels, at The
same time using a medicine that will act
on the liver. This forces through the
glands of the stomach the digestive fluid
thst nature inteneed. In this way you
cure dyspepsia. The medicine that cures
dyspepsia by this method Is called Dr..
Gums Improved Liver Pills. Druggists
sell these pills at 25c per box. 1t takes
only one pill for dose. For sale by
Rath & Bainbrldge.
The Globe-republican., 1904-05-12
Weather Bureau Report.

The following weather review for the
week ending Wednesday, May II
Is furnished by E. D. Emigh, observer
10 charge:
Excellent growing weather character
lied the week, there being an abundance
of sunshine and sufficient moisture In
several light showers to keep the ground
in good condition.
Warm days and moderate nights were
the rule. Temperatures Of 70 degrees
and above were recorded every day ex-
cept Sunday, and s. degrees on Saturday
and Tuesday. Frost was narrowly averted
on Monday morning by minimum tenn
perature of 3S degrees.
Showers occurred on Thursday, 0, 10 Of
an inch; Saturday O22 of an inch,
No unusual activity Of the wind was
noted, So miles per hour from the south
east Wednesday night, the 4th, being the
highest velocity,
The Globe-republican., 1904-05-12
The new postofics building 10 about

The new postotllcs building 10 about
ready for plastering.
DR.. Fannon moved into the Daughtry
house and @. E. Smith moved Into the
Barnes house Tuesday.
J. A. Knights baker lit out last FRI.
day. He said he would return Sunday
but be didn't nor has he showed up yet,
Jim seems to have trouble Of his own III
keeping a baker. Iguess lts the nature
Of the animal not to stay long In one
place.
Mr.. DaDkel, the party that bought J
W. Rellinger's farm has taken possession
and Yves is a poor homeless orphan and
does not yet know where he will locate.
Mr.. Hazen of Larned who bought the
farm Of A. Cook has taken full possession
and Mr.. Cook and wife are stopping witt
their son, D. G. Cook until they gel
things shaped to suit them and then they
will 70 to Missouri to visit a brother Of
Mr.. Cooks. incidentally they will take
IN the fair ut St, Louis.
Mr.. II, Padgett and wife who have
been visiting with Mr. A. W. Padgett o.
this place for the past few months have
started overland for their home at New
kirk, Okla.
The Globe-republican., 1904-05-12
A Sure Thing.

1t is said that nothing is sure except
death md taxes, but that Is not altogether
true. DR., Kings New Discovery for
Consumption is sure cure for all lung
and throat troubles. Thousands can
testify to that. Mrs. c. B. VanMelre Of
Shepherdtown, W, Va, says ~ had a
severe case Of Bronchitis and for a year
tried everything | heard Of, but got no
relief. One bottle Of DR., Kings New
Discovery then cured me absolutely"
It's lnfallible for Group, Whooping
Cough, Grip, Pneumonia and Consump-
ton. Try ii. It's guaranteed by Rath
& Balnbridge, druggists Trial bottles
free, Regular sizes 5Oc, $l.O0.
The Globe-republican., 1904-05-12
BUCKLIN BREEzEs.

Mrs. N. A. Culver, who has been visit.
ing her mother, Mrs. ]. R. McBayer for
couple Of weeks. returned to her home
at Wichita Tuesday.
A Russell Of Dodge City was a business
caller at Bucklln last Saturday.
We are informed that the Drake Cattle
Company will connect the home ranch in
Clark county and their ranch just east Of
Ford on the river by telephone.
A. A. Shuler who lives some ten or
twelve miles south Of BuCklin contem-
plates telephone line from bis residence
to Bucklln. Our town is getting to be
quite telephone center but we have not
heard of any franchise trouble yet. That
will come later.
Capt. Sweeney of the Dodge City De.
partment revenue collector spent q few
hours In Bucklin Monday.
R, f. Croft and wife left Monday eve.
ming for Fairbury, Neb,, where they will
visit for short time. Mr.. Croft will re-
turn next week but Mrs. Croft will ex.
tend her trip and be gone sometime
longer.
W. N. Gordonis having tome repair.
ing done on bis residence Oh the corner
Of Ford and Center street.
The farmers generally are feeling pref.
ty good over the late rains and some of
them are figuring on spending a part Of
lhe proceeds of their prospective wheat
crop attending the show at ST Louis.
Preparations for the observance Of
decoration day here are progressing nice
ly. We are hoping to see large at.
tendance and good program, program
in accord with the object for which the
day was set apart; one In memory Of
our comrades who were not afraid to die
for their country, Of the men aud women
who offered their lives and the lives Of
those who were dearer to them than life
itself, that we who survive them might
enjoy the blessings of free and undi.
vlded country, We hope that the entire
day will be devoted to that object
Mrs. Glnter, wife of Engineer D. i.
Ginter. died at their home in Bucklin,
Monday, May 9th, 1904, at 40 p. m.
The remains were taken on No. 4. Mon
day evening to Harrington for burial.
Mrs. Ginttr leaves a husband, four chill
dren, the youngest a babe about two
weeks old to mourn her loss.
Some weeks ago 1t seemed that Yves
larbox of this place caught fifteen
pound turtle down on the creek in Klowa
county, 1t was not convenient for hin,
to bring the animal home with him at
that time so he made arrangements with
Mrs E. Bobby to keep 1t at her ranch
until she could bring it to town. last
Saturday Mrs. Bobby having business In
Bucklln, concluded to bring hls turtleship
with her and deliver 1t to the owner,
She put the pet into grnny sack and
placed 1t In the back part of her spring
wagon and started for town. Now tli.
proceeding didn't seem 10 suit Mr.. Turtle,
Hs proceeded to chew bis way out ofthat
gunny sack. Mrs. Bobby knew nothing
of this until something grabbed yiclouoly
ut the heel of her shoe, then she caughI
on. Most women would have uttered one
blood curdiug yell and lit out but not 81
our heroine. She rose to the occasion
which this time was the wagon seat an(
from her perch of vantage drove int
town and up to the Tarbox house where
with the aid of a brOomStick and the ad.
vice of several bystanders, she succeeded
in subduing theIahimal and turned II owe
to the owner,