New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-06-21
CUPID's OUTING.

When summer weather came IN May.
Unreasonable and torrid.
And seemed as II it meant 10 stay
And city life horrid
When ali the shopgirls' thoughts were turned
Dan Cupid started in. I've learned.
To pack up for the mountains.
But when the weather changed again.
IT'S said that he decided
To walt until later train.
Since ne I'll provided
With extra clothes-but now. I've heard,
He's started on hts trip deferred
lie went last Tuesday morning.
have friend who knows him we'll.
Who met him at the station.
But could not get the roguS 10 tell
His present destination.
I'll be on hand" he said. my friend.
Wherever maidens tarry.
But will not promise TO attend
The wedding. when they marry"
brooklyn Life
Daring operations OF surgeons which would never
have been attempted in the last generation now
have no terrors for the foremost experts with the
knife In Chicago enterprispg member OF the
profession has taken six stitches IN the outer edge
OF the heart Of q boy who had been wounded by
bullet and 1t is thought the patient may recover.
Before the thorough use OF antisepucs bold an
experiment would hardly have bean thought Of. but
IN this century surgery has gone forward with
giant strides. and In desperate cases in present
conditions radical measures OF the EXTREMIST type
have proved frequently TO be successful.
soft answer turneth away wrath. Sir" wrote
II 4
dSa dr want your longer TO which the
you did"-(London Globe.
Among the sights in the city OF Paris is a regu-
lar rat pound where tho services OF the rodents
are utilized for removing the flesh from the car
cases OF dead animals. A horse thrown IN over
night is quito stripped by morning. and II is the
regular work of men in charge TO remove the poll
ished bones.
do you mean to tell me that YOU expect to sell
q ught tn ha GLAD
give him away wen answered. EPas ss si PINK 10
HsG But f R% MAYBE aay S' h9
keep droppin' de price until somebody thinks he
Star
Census Bureau figures indicate that IN 1907 this
country produced than a quarter OF n billion
tons OF bituminous coal, valued at nearly ssOOOO0-
w; anthracite coal worth moro than sT6OOOO 600
copper with valuation above 100000. gold Of q
coming value exceeding %7 900: iron ore reached
total OF nearly SOL 100000 silver at coming figures
surpassed s7O,OoO0oo. and tho petroleum total wa3
moro than S71,0o0O00. Mines and quarrtes and oil
wells. together with srneters. reducing aud REIN
ing works turned out the almost fabulous total
OF $751; $50. This wonderful Republic will not GO
into the hands OF receiver until the stars grow
cold.
Not a Sure Test.-Mamma-I sure, Miranda
that Harold thinks as much OF you as ever He
S' Young ing Wife-Yes. but I'm afraid. mamma he
does it now from a sense OF duty.|Chicago
Tribune.
A great globe ornamented with the map of the
earth has been carved IN stone 20 decorate the
estate OF an eccentric Englshman at Swanage. II
stands overlooking tho sea. and is visible for quite
q distance. One may walk aEout It and study II In
detail. The plain surfaces. such the oceans
lakes and deserts decorated with Scriptural
texts. which supposed 10 apply especially to the
locality they occupy.
Used To It.-Tommy visiting q neighbor's
At dinner the hostess apologized TO him because
the table linen solled at his plate.
"Oh. that's nothing" he assured her PROMPTLY
"Ours Is worse'n that at home. -(Erooklyn Life
The late Dean Everett OF the Harvard Divinity
School missed train ct country station and
had to spend long, dreary day in the town
"hotel" Finally. f. desperation. he asked the pro-
prietor to bring him a checkerboard- To the aged
deans CONSERVATION the man returned with a
bottle OF whiskey and two glasses. why. what's
this? asked for a checkerboard." said the dean
"Oh. knew what you wanted all right was the
reply. I'VE call 1t by lots OF different names down
here"
A QUESTION OBJ BIAS.
A maid in the country to board
Met a gentleman COW who abhorred