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Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-12-23

Coming home from the st. Louis
fair Lyon county, Kan, woman occu-
pied an upper berth, and 1t Is related
that she startled the vhcle car by
looking under the bed. from force Of
habit. -
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-12-23

One OF the professors at the Uni
'ersity Of Chicago says all lovers of
music are lazy. Let the public kindly
get wrought up without unnecessary
delay.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-12-23

The average man has the privilege
Of comforting himself every now and
then with the thought that it isn't al.
ways the men who have the most
brains who make the most money.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-12-23

Mark Twain's books are being
barred out of public libraries. Mark
is an old man now, but it is with
success, as with all other good things,
better late than never"
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-12-23

~scribbler is in trouble" what
about" "He has written a novel and
selected name for it. His publisher
likes the name, but says 1t does not
suit the book, and he cant decide
whether to write a new novel or IN
vent a new name brooklyn Life.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-12-23

Tommy Russell. who originated the
title role in Little Lord Fauntleroy"
20 years ago, has returned to the
stage-but those who saw him then
wouldn't recognize him now. -...
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-12-23

A bank to be open night and day is
projected in New York city, and it
Isn't faro bank, either. New York
has always had that kind, and the
dealers never sleep.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-12-23

The case of the Washington drug
gist who was found dead at the pre-
scription counter is not easily under
stood, for he was on the safe side Of
the counter.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-12-23

"A burglar who entered house at
Concord, N. H., cooked himself . meal
and shaved, using the razor which be.
longed to the man OF the house
There were NO indications, however.
that 10 fan the risk q taking : bath
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-12-23

The Business Mems association Of
Washington, ID. c., has elected Mr..
Oyster as its president. This fur
ntshes additional proof that Mr.. Oys-
ter Is not q clam.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-12-23

Rev. DR.. Zimmerman of Baltimore
asks What shall we do with our old
men?" Adopt the reciprocity plan and
care for them as they cared for us.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-12-23

Harvard is building the largest ,e
Hector telescope. She may with it DIS
cover hope of beating Yale.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-12-23

One Of the incest things abodi
French duels is that even the innocent
bystanders don't get hit.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-12-23

A Partisan scientist has discovered
that love is the result of a microbe.
The boil weevil is not to be compared
with this pestiferous microbes raw
ages.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-12-23
DUBUQUE ITEMS.
Last Wee

We had q very severe snow storm
Sunday. The first snow of the season.
Although the snow was heavy there
was quite crowd out to Sunday
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-12-23

"Inexpressibly sorry!" says New
York Herald PERSONAL advertise
ment. What an eloquent phrase it is!
How often you have felt that way!
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-12-23

The Simple life" has its charm,
doubtless. hut do it's advocates mean
10 tell US that the man is happiest
who Is simply alive
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-12-23

The French duel is conducive to
longevity, but fair average of NOR
tality is maintained over there by an
occasional automobile race.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-12-23

A famous beauty expert urges those
who banker for good looks not to
worry. In other words, never run for
Office.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-12-23

Cassie Chadwick's husband is re-
ported to lie modest and retiring in
his manner. Well, with Cassie In &C.
ton he can afford to be.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-12-23
, GRACE BEAUTY PARLORS.
sloIlBd 64nvea eoBID aqL
open at No, 222 Arthur street. !

open at No. 222 Arthur street. 4
specially in identifying tht COM
plexion. Office hours from 9 to
II a. m; 2 to 4 p. NJ; Z to 9 in
the evening. We keep on hand
a supply Of good powder, cream
and soaps. A reduction will be
made to customers who have car
fare to pay. Treatment Csc. Each
lady who brings four ladies for
treatment will receive two treat
ments free. Get on Highland
Park car and get off at Arthur
street. We solicit your patronage.
MRS. F. G. GOGGINS, Mgr.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-12-23
STORIETTES.

J. Adam Bede, the wit of Congress,
makes the following terse comment on
the election: Il asked a Montana con.
late, and he said one-half mi. of the
id scenery fell down. That's what
happened a few days ago.
Mark Twain tells story that while
travelling in Germany man sitting
next to him at dinner in hotel or.
dered q bottle Of Johannesburg wine.
When It was brought he saw on the
bottle label OF Moselle, and called
to it the attention Of the manager,
who exclaimed: ZACH! what a stupid
donkey; / distinctly told him to put
on the johannesburg label"
One OF the most popular priests in
Canada Is Father O'Gormln, Of Gan.
anogue, on the banks of the St. Law
renee. His reverence Is q keen Judge
Of horses and dogs, never failing to
have at least one Irish setter at every
bench show in New York City. At
the recent exhibition there his entry
won the first prize, on hearing OF
which friend said to him: II sup
pose they will make you = bishop
aow." Father O'Gorman, who Is not
ct an averse to . joke on himself.
answered, readily my dear sir, II
I knew as much about theology as
do about Irish settlers, I'd be car.
dinal this minute" .E.
On the closing night OF her farewell
engagement in New York, the late
Mrs. Gilbert made happy use of
famous metaphor of Kipling. Six
seats in the orchestra were occupied
Dy as many men with white hair
and lots of it. When the women We.
gan to throw corsage boquets of VIC
lets upon the stage, the six in Quss.
ton sent their cards to the venerable
actress, together with note running
like this: Respected and beloved
madam: You are as adorable now as
you were forty years ago. We lay
our homage at your feet. Please
identify US in the second row by our
white heads. This Is Canadian
salu4ation." my very best regards
10 those gentlemen" was her commits.
sion to the usher who had carried tbs
aote, land tell them mind you get Il
vight-that would be proud to be
mentioned in their prisons as Ow
tady Of the Shows"
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-12-23

1t is to be hoped that the bureau
II corporations will not force the beef
trust men to the wall. They would
steal the wall.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-12-23

A New York man carried a pig on
the elevated railway. Presumably he
mistook the coach for refrigerator
car.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-12-23

The Servian Cabinet has resigned.
King Peter had better get In the
storm cellar
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-12-23

The Best Results In Starchln0
can be obtained only by using De
fance Starch, besides getting OF.
more for same money-no cooking re-
CURED.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-12-23

The average citizen Of the United
States eats seventy-five pounds of
sugar in year. Average reader, are
you getting your full share?
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-12-23
Arucntjna's Population,

Argentina, with nearly one.third
me area Of the United States and
Alaska, has population of only g.
100000, while 1t could easily support
100000.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-12-23

Somebody has invented an umbrella
that goes in the pocket, but no one has
yet invented one that will stay where
It Is put. u
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-12-23

Sarah Bernhard has completed her
memoirs Oddly enough, they make
fat, bulky volume.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-12-23
Iowa State Bystander


The oyster leads an exceedingly
simple life-bat see what fate does to
4!
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-12-23

One OF the disagreeable things
about living long Is that It involves so
many sacrifices.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-12-23
Enoland's Darkest Dan

What is called the dark day OF
England" was on Jan. ~, 1879. 1t was
so dark that at noon it was impossible
for any one to see to read, except by
artificial light.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-12-23

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
fake Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All drug
lists refund the money II IL fails 10 cure E. W.
4rpye's stgnssars 10 on each box. 25e.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-12-23

Juvenile History AmpIified.
Mother Goose was figuring out some
rhymes. This" she muttered, biting
the end Of her pencil, lis worse than
doing daily humor stunt on news.
paper"
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-12-23

A swell dinner is good place to
have none of the things you really
like to eat.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-12-23

A ten-foot shark chased 5000
behring's into the net OF q Dublia
irawler, and was caught himself.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-12-23

The rainbow of love always looks
hest against the black clouds Of hate.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-12-23

When You Buy Starch
6uy Defiance And get the best, 10 "a.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-12-23

The average man isn't satisfied with
his lot because he doesn't eat lot
Bisbee daily review., 1904-04-07
Prompt Action is Afforded by Committee NEW SANITARY COMMITTEE STARTS OUT AT ONCE ON FILTHY ALLEY OPPO-
 SITE POST OFFICE
 BUILDING.

With ccmmendable promptness the new health committee started in yes terday on their work, and accompanied by the City Marshal and Health Off cer. Dr. Edmundson, made an exam;na- ton of the stream of dirty water which has been flowing down the al ley opposite the post office.
 By direction of the committee, Street Superintendent Kreigbaum was directed to open the cess pool near the school house, and it was discover. ed that the water was coming from that source.
 This cesspool has thirty feet of wat CT in it, and from the water marks on the sides, it is evident that the con tents neither increased nor lowered The main part of the pool is in hard ground, while the top Is through part made ground, so that when the water reached the top of the hard strata. i. seeped off through it, following g channel on the top cs the hard sur face at the head of the alley com plained of,
 The result of this investigation
Bisbee daily review., 1904-04-07
There s Going to Be
 Something Doing
IF BUYING AND RECEIVING STCL. EN GOODS DOES NOT COME TO A DEAD STOP-C,TY
 MARSHAL AFTER
 DEALERS.

In conversation with Marshal Sno l. grass yesterday that officer called the Review mans attention to the fact that there was quite a business be- Ing done in me way of recelYi-g a1a buying stolen goods in this city These, the thieves endeavor to convert into cash at the earliest possible moment. One outlet is by the medium of the pawnshop. However shonlo the article be Identified by the owner in a pawn shop, the claimant upon orope.- identl- fication, may claim it, mi ny showing that it was stolen, may oe taken from the proprietor of the q l1ney lender. and he has no recourse.
 Marshal Snodgras said that Bis bee was not very much annoyed by petty thieves, considering the police facilities, and the location of the town, but nevertheless there were showing that the thief was getting in his work where he could
 Much of the stolen stuff was talk en to the saloons at some points in the city. and there sold at prices which would ordinarily excite suspi- cion in the min6 of the buyer" Mar shal Snodgrass stated that he would make it his business to prose cute these buyers of stolen goods 10 the fullest extent of the law, and that from now on any person found with stolen goods in their possession. will have to prove in court where they cb- tainec. them, or take the consequences of the crime of receiving stclen goods
Bisbee daily review., 1904-04-07
Jack Buckley Had a
 Military Burial
MAN INJURED IN PHOENIX Ex PLosioN WAS eRorSEa OF MRS. ROSS GRIFFITH, OF BiSBEE-SERvED
 IN PHILIPPINE
 WAR.
Especial to Revie x.J

Phoenix, April 6.-Aftsr . brave light for bis I'fs Ja:N Ba,Slav. Shc was injured in tas Palace sa..'oa cs- plosion, bIeath sd h:S last a. lr U'C'ec,I Monday night.
 Mr. Buckley was thirty years oio and had been in the Te-.i,ory fer many years. At the outbreak of the Span lsh-American war be enlisted under Colonel McCord, in the Third Territo- rial inIantIy. After the war te join ed the Thirty-fourth regiment and went to the Philippines. He entered as a private and was mustered out a sergeant, with discharge papers which would flatter the bravest. He leaves a wife and two little children, besides a brother, Michael. who is now in New York, and two sisters, Mrs. Ross Griffith. of Bisbee. and Mrs. O'Brien of Cananea Mrs. Griffith was here to attend her brothers funeral. The burial services took place un6er the auspices nf the Spanish-Americsn wal veterans. Mir. Buckley was buried with all military honors, a fring squad of Company B being present. al Spanish-American war veterans. and the fire department, of which MT Buckley was for years an active ant efficient member.
 The funeral was held today at 3:45 and Company B was the escort.
Bisbee daily review., 1904-04-07
|Or. tdmundS0n New Health Office
WILL START IMMEDIATELY ON
 SANITARY CONDITIONS ..
Review Reporter Obtains Interview and the City Health Officer is in Complete Accord With the New Order Of Things-Ciean Up Your Back Alley or Have Trouble.

Dr. Edmundson, the newly elected health officer was seen yesterday by a Review reporter, and asked what his plans were for the betterment of the sanitary conditions oI the city. The new health officer said, that he would do everything in his power to get the city cleaned up and at once.
 The health of the people demands that all the trails. back alleys anc sn neets be carefully cleaned immedi- ately." He further said. that he would be no respectcr of persons, and that everyone, without any exceptions. must clean up their premises or suffer the consequences. Bisbee must be made more cleanly or there will be an epidemic this coming hot season" The doctor continuing sad. "he be- lieved that with a better scayenger service the town can be kept clean until a sewer system is installed, which Will insure the health of the community"
 With Dr. Edmundson, who is ar old timer in Bisbee. in the city physicians chair, the people can now rest assured that everything that can possibly be done to clean up the city, an6 keep it in that condition vii be done The new council to man. are in favcr of radi- cal action on the matter and have pledged themselves to see that it is accomplished.
Bisbee daily review., 1904-04-07

duced at the Star Theater in that city. To quote all the good things were i'm possible The Herald called it az good as anything appearing here this season. The Times: Two pig audi
 ences gave it the endorsement or un
 qualified enthusiasm" Journal (Alan Dale): "A strong play, interestingly worked out.v World: Admits o1 much fine scenery which was taken full advantage of by the management 'aSlaves of the Mine" comes to the Opera House. Friday evening. April g.
Bisbee daily review., 1904-04-07
M. E. CHURCH PROSPEROUS.
Rev, Smith's Successful Work-con .,,a lpelied to Leave Bisbee.

Rev. Smiths- Successful Work-con.-
 peiled to Leave Bisbee.
 When Rev. Geo. NJ Smith came to take charge of the Methodist church in this city last October, he found membership of 35. small Sunday class and prayer meetings were faiily
 well sustained An efficient Lacies Aid society was in a well organized condition.
 Immediately upon taking charge of the work every department was re- organized and put in good working trim. An Epworth League and a Junior League were soon established,
 both of which have done splendid
 work The former having raised sufri- cient funds to thoroughly equip itself with a full supply of literature and
 support two native preachers and ! teachers in India, besides doing much
 other mercy and help work. Such as visiting the sick in the hospitals and homes of the city; relieving distressed
 ones and other work of it's kind. Soci- als and literary meeting have been held and every department of the
 church has been stimulated and en-
 outraged by this organization. The Sun6ay school has been built up and from its ranks ten persons have been
 brought into full membership in the 1 church. Twenty-Five new members
 have been received by letters from other churches and fifteen received
 on probation, making in all an in- crease of 50 to the membership Every department of the work has 1 been constantly and carefully locked after by the pastor and his faithful and efficient wife. Additions and iia- | provements have been IlA.le D the
 property. The monthly bills have been met and promptly paid and at the re- cent visit of the presiding Fiber the
 church was rronouncel by him 10 he in the most fiourshiny condition of !, any one in the Arizo1 Ia mission ard the Bisbee charge, enc pf 'h, most hopeful and desirable n the territory. Much regret is felt by soth pastor and people that the health - of the pastor compells a change of altitude. Rev. Smith will remain until his successor arrives, which will be soms-
 month.
Bisbee daily review., 1904-04-07
SLAVES OF THE MINE"

Probably no new venture has been received more enthusiastically by the press than Slaves of the Mine," the new domestic story of the anthracite ~euons by c. E. Callahan, who wrote
 s9ogg's Ferry," Coon Hollow" Our
 Ensel." etc, and Daniel l. Hart, au- Thor of the Parish Priest" The pa ..pers were a unit in it's praise, and nc-e vas the same unanimity ID the 9ysv Yovk press when 1t was first pro
Bisbee daily review., 1904-04-07

Fred 4. Sutter, city attorney of Bis hee anG. assistant district attorney oi Cochise county, was, in Tombstone Tuesday. accompanied by Mrs. Sutter They returned yesterday.
 Wm. Hunter of Douglas was in Bis bee yesterday.
 l.. C. Leonard. travelling passenger agent of the Texas and Pacific, is reg istered at the Copper Queen.
Bisbee daily review., 1904-04-07
NOTHING LIKE EXPERIENCE.

Royal L. Dilger and Frank c: Dare have for sale or make to order all kinds of brides. stalls, reins. quirts, haccamores, lariats, ropes. etc. both in horse hair and plated leather. Sam ples and prices sent at request. We also buy or trade in horse or COW hair tfrom the tail only) and deer skins. Address R. L. Dilger. Mocte- yuma. Sonora. Mexico. Carcei Pub lico.
Bisbee daily review., 1904-04-07
HAIR TELLS CHARACTER.
Color of Hair Said to Indicate a Per-
 sons Temperamcrt.

Many people believe that blonde, or light hair denotes affection and dark hair constancy. person without hair is not devoid of character; far from ;t Tle disposition of the average bald headed man is to show such solicitude for the welfare of others. that he neg lect5 himself. A germ causes badness. Prof. Sabouraud, of Paris, France. in noccuiated a rabbit with Dandrufr germs. causing 1t to become totally bald in five weeks time To rid the scalp of these dangerous germs it is necessary to apply Newbros Herpicide.
 Destroy the cause-you remove the effect"
 Sold by leading druggists. Send fo. in stamps for sample to The Herpicide Co.,, Detroit. Mich.
 THE BIssEE DRUG co. Special Agts.
Bisbee daily review., 1904-04-07

fixes the trouble whore 1t belongs. ard the nuisance will be ordered abated at once, through the proper persons. which the health oficer was instruct ed to see done.
Bisbee daily review., 1904-04-07


 Celebrated and well known eye special ist in all it's branches of twenty-three years standing of Los Angeles, Califor- nia, is Q. the Norton House and will call on any one needing his services at their own convenience. Consultation and ex- animation with the latest scientific i'm proved instruments free of any charge. Dr. Gerling positively guarantees to cure headaches, granulated lids. infiamed ieyeballs. muscular insuf6ciency. crossed eyes. etc. with proper lenses. Children's eyes should not be neglected and allow temporary errors to grow into permanent defects
 References from the best people all over Arizona.
 Complicated eases a speciality. Incursbls cases please eall during after noon between l-5 PM, 6-5 PM. If Dr. GsrhnR cannot help you with treatment or glasses your case is hopeless.
Bisbee daily review., 1904-04-07

Go to Gus Haigler for fruits, vegeta bles. oysters. cheese, butter and eggs Bakery in connection. Store unde' the post office.
Bisbee daily review., 1904-04-07

Jimmie Nichols, the popular mixolo- gist. is extending the glad hand from the cozy corner in the Copper Queen Hotel billiard room.
Bisbee daily review., 1904-04-07

Edward S. Kelly. special correspond ent of the Fl Paso Herald. is among the guests at the hotel.
Bisbee daily review., 1904-04-07
,. z. z. z. < z. z. z. z. '. {. 2. < z. z, e 2 F AT THE SAFE PLACE TO 1
 . TRADE. {

1. TRADE. + z. We have just received our < + new line of Spring Neckwear. r {. A finer lot than ever before 4 :. especially in our soc and f .- T5c Four-in-hand.
 1. Small Bows and Midget # .. Strings at 25e galore, + < We've got the great cig line < <. line of Panama Hats. Frcm + I. $500 to s1g0o and si1oo for * < the Best. + < Our line of samples for .+ < Spring suits are the best ever. # <. Two Piece Summer Suits + <. sS.G0 up. Remember we're + :. On tae square. .. j.
 SCHWARTZ BROS. {: !. !. :. |; l. < F f < :: [: # < < < <
 We have just received car load of screen doors of all descriptions. Try keeping the fIes out. Blsbee Lumber %. 315-1m.
 NOTHING LIKE EXPERIENCE. r
 One truth learned by actual expe- rience does more good than ten ex. periences one hears about" Tell . man that Chamberlain's Coic. Chcf- era and Diarrhoea Remedy will cure cholera uorbus. and he will most like ly forget it before the end of the day Let him have a severe attack Of that disease, feel that he is about to die. use this remedy. and learn from his own experience how quickly it gives relief, and he will remember it all his life. For sale by all druggists.
Bisbee daily review., 1904-04-07
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Bisbee daily review., 1904-04-07

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Bisbee daily review., 1904-04-07

We have just received car load of screen doors of all descriptions. Try keeping the flies out. Blsbee Lumber %. 3-15-ln
Bisbee daily review., 1904-04-07

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The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-01-31

Anxious--I hope you and the gentle man above. who uses the same signatures won't be confused with thdse answers Ishope, also, that my correspondents In the future will find some neT signatures
 as there Is likely toSbe confusion with these ~HuchEused solTes You say that your hair is thin and oily. An excellent hair tonic for you is made of bay rum and jaborandf, ono pint of the former to d quarter ounce of the latter. Massage 1t into the scalp every night. The hair shntlld be fiiiffy next day. E