New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-11-05

the saw and is counted upon to discourage the
sawyer. The expense of manufacturing such bars
would be somewhat above those OF the ordinary
type. and the diameter would necessarily be in
creased to allow for the glass, increase which
would in itself deter most criminals from attempt
ing the task OF cutting through 1t.
HUNTING TIME.
They're comm from the city to the country
With their rifles and their shotguns to hunt the
The law is Oft the squirrel an now I'm teln, you,
Tnem city hunters pear 10 think it's on the
Soon the landscape will be punctured with lot OF
An everybody Will be dodgin' to save their precious
souls.
For when them city feIers go eavGrtin' with a gun
An then somehow it seems to me they alters pear
To make fair discrimination 'twix a farmer and
For anythin that rustles if it shows tail head
An isn't plainly labelled. they'll pump 1t fun o
lead.
An when charge o doubIe-B has taken off the
OF your old nat they'll calmly swear they didn't
An sometimes when you are absorbed IN the field
You'll be nightly surprised with a bullet in your
They'll come an board with you. then sons morn
in fore you're up. a. ...,,, 49,. A..
brindle pup.
Oh. it's strenuous times we're navin in the
try les bout now.
An if tTan't for new inventions we'd be hidin' IN
But don't You for minnit think the farmer hain't
An travelled long in the procession with the
A country store these later days is fairly out o
armor plate
An now we're all a'waitin'. really want to get
To demonstrate the quality of anh-bulet
So come along you city dudes, with your goggles
We've got on our iron trousers. an we're ready
Don't hesitate second but come out an help US
While you ponder on the difference twix farmer
-CCleveland Leader.
There has been so serious a congestion of freight
on that part OF the New-Haven road which
from New-York TO the end Of the first division Of
the great traffic line into NewEngland that it has
been found necessary to put stop to the accept
ance of large quantities OF goods for transporta-
ton. At least the facilities OF the railroad for
the prompt handling OF bulky goods were over
strained at the Harlem River. Oak Point Van Nest
and Westchester centres. And yet any observer OF
the number OF tracks between Westchester and
the Harlem River terminus would say at once that
there not likely to be any serious congestion.
The demand for freight room has been exceptional.
When the additional facilities to be supplied by
the Pennsylvania hereafter are completed, the
movement Of freight from other parts Of the coun-
try TO and from New-England will be indeed por
tentous.
You are an hour late this morning Sam"
Yes sah know it, sah.''
Il was s T kicked by mule on my way here sah
That ought not to have detained you an hour,
G9sof16n b haze E. td 9s
me- de other wayl''~Vonkers Statesman.
The dentists of the United States It is said, an
onnnao
people. AS they extract very much more gold from
the pockets of the people than they put IN teeth
is probable they will go making their patients
gold standard men and women.
PUZZLES AND PARADoxEs
The lines or the aspiring bard
And yet, aIas like many a rims
They oft turn out frost
The magistrate is called beak.
really wonder why.
Is 1t because he often has
piercing eagle eyer
They say the swan divinely sings
With its expiring breath,
The humble oyster. too, may be
Patti after death.
A wag which seldom fails
Yet many so-called wags know
Have most uniting tales.
One gathers nuts in autumn months
From OF horse chestnut trees.
Is Il because chestnut's hoarse
It's sometimes called whsezs7
punch
Major Harrison OF the federal army. has made
a statement to General Chaffee declaring that the
submarine and torpedo detences OF this country
are lanentably insufficient Major Harrison's re-
port is included in document submitted by Major
Murray, commandant OF the School Of Submarine
Defence at Fort Totten. Major Murray strongly
supports the recommendation of Major Harrison
that a force OF somewhat more than $500 men
be put on duty, and 1t is recommended that So
40 be appropriated for the necessary expenses
An odorous Comparson.-'"rhatu be a powerful
machine" said native OF the north OF Scotland
a mctorist the other day.
Yes. it's a splendid car" replied the owner
proudly.
Il suppose a car like that will be nearly hun
dred horsepower suggested the countryman.
"Oh. no." said the motorist, modestly; at Is ONLY
ten horse 4 hundred horsepower car would be
much larger"
1T wasn't going by size" the Highlander drylv
explained, II was going by ths smell OF it.'--Lon-
don ChroniclA