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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-08-07

temperance and total abstinence. SO that
we hardly know where we stand from
lime to tlme). but It ls essential to our
appreciation that we shall not be hard
rolled cynics.S To the cynic all JOY OF
the discovery OF the pearls of poetry
that are to be found In The Narrow.
sGate"sgis forever deri4d
AZ Now, do not fn.57}a moment suppose
5tkat Mr.. Sheldon thinks himself q poet.
II may be that he would distinctly dis
approve Of any such Characterization. just
Which i helping RE f Ded
lis novel: but he Is ID podt in the same
sense that Carlylc's stout S old q bbott
Samson was. And rs all men are who
stoswofds on subjects that are very near.
their hearts. True; there is thing OF.
rhyme q I. blank verge in The Narrow
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-08-07

wholly successful. IIe even ventures
out OF his native State to do political
work. in the cause In which he Is enlisted,
going to Washington and seeing the
President and Interesting him In the anti
liquor work. The result of his inter-
views with the President is seen la the
next annual message to Congress I'M
WHICH IS found q paragraph calling ats
fufacture and consum ptlon Of liquor. So
The book is not without hilnior Of IL
certain order. For. example, a the hero
mready to walk into any Kind 81 open
.:g as the blind horse said to- Is cellar,sA
and he tells the flee boy Of his u ews.s
crisis OF a pied form that the next Tine
his grandmother les slie will close the
office and take him to a bail game.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-08-07
IMPORTANCE OF NATIONAL PHYSICAL TRAINING BY B!lRNE
Member Of the British Parliament.

Z ~ y I
The idea thatit would DO Of advantage
to our country Il our young men were
were Obliged to undergo a system Ok
PHI sical training, sucl as that which con.
scription gives is q delnsion and snare!
The violent drill the recruit has TO ,t1.
dergo breaks down many constitutions
Even upon strong men 1T often inf1lcts
ihurts.t5a s s
& The severity Of the work is showr, by
the fact that seventy per cent. of the
assertions from our army IRE Of men
who have served less than three months.
Speaking broadly. SO long as the Con.
tlnental nations suffer under conscrip.
ton we have rA reason d to fear them,
either commercially or ind,lstrially. The
decentralization of the physical and the
animal often leads to a dwarflng ana
deterioration of those adaptable civilian
qualities which have made England the
workshop Of the world.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-08-07

selling wonderfully. Sheldon added great
\ Is to his fame BY editing for a week q. z
daily paperin Topeka: Kansas has ;,. Pre- ,r2
lam Allen White and Charles NJ shel-i
dcn,s and if8the truth were known. Smell
or,lEis the biggest one OF, the trio N l,e
frr 1t hasn't ;# hut because he. has lin--i
Usually winning way with PEI lea. way Y!
which illustrates to ,is anew the Vial VIA.
and over again. that life Is more than
literature. Until the author OF the ~ lure
Shall have become thoroughly convinced
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-08-07

f7s1EORGIANA Duchess Of Dovonshiro the beautiful
k Duchess she the eldest daughter Ct
- the Earl Spencer celebrated, only for he
beauty but ohe manners and personal charm
SJosla Reynolds painted her several times irStas child
standing at her mothers side, again BRIDE and then as
mother engaged in play with her little daughter Georgiana
Dorothy afterWard Countess OF Carlisle
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-08-07

p PECULIAR place in literature is !
occupied by Charles NJ. Sheldon.
You all remember. Sheldon. He
was the man who wrote +! In His
Stops: What Jesus Would DO,
a book that sold by the hum
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1904-06-04


The re respondents water
eoar s m On 5rpP 9 which argued other things that the
il Of no mpoan %s % % the use OF this water during the day
fndant was dudged to entd dna @ m qs APPEARS the de
estate to all the wafer these ni a b was h ior
aun to he water 4 hn @ s during tan hours from these
p sT f during h05s all the that then had BY
enough carry the wa in times Of p a Sat b b T n large
they could n have eSead E od en g adverse e
arose drought fact Was pToneny before
9Gf1 a times daguishsd ON prescrpy
% ] tef5 o mats 0rsye o n "s but @
ed Mo does fHox of law
surplus adjudgd belong during day. because
ali a gf e da5 b4 Po o dnn the Plaintiff a spg night
Poed s s4t g a but @iS sd rights only
rights on ~e9e at G rights S Hnd Ind s bone
was Ss OPINION the R majoG
o. g. g. sn were expressly neo IN
leading the words he das to @ as sa b
S' e sPa or ss4 as ds
sS{ 81 sion r. ssi r Fl
on the n k at hIf held that var large aawa includes
been held and of the opinion that By the
d tributary them Any Of the from the
10 s diversion sa be Soq ss of aea S any title
Sunday night bP fban that needed aGsffs a 9bs
] nj o a W day @ a a NEEDED S and a 1a the
P % 6ds p asss sF Fo %d
jadsas1t fH@sa
BY Sn shh d ss @ G d S p
s8o The W, SUNDAY ydteg from m 10 offset the quantity taken
day under the head Of surplus From the institution Of the
NEW was p eRons 0 h nsad db b that period any
Judgment be tackled that if had after that
and the period Of would have The weight
respondent the water for present estate Does this mean the water then
doe neude any e s It mn Sate needed whn
cane me oS S tn h asn 1 ad% anm they u We
fn
eT may be afe BY the respondent all needed for m purpose sta
s d " the the ss. 4 h s Zee a sn us &
M aR MORE pe an rights ons the not oao
Much has been said by the Of
be d o. o n 9 s s sS be the % n g out
pracdcaI Judgment intepred allow
flushing
the Se o%s e R % ancient s5 ne hS @ Ss 5
abandoned ana nave reverted @ o., Jaw In, @ pix Inc M
under conditions that such abandonment
Of intent necessarily dionnu irrigation
a 10 To and g s M faef b te m @ m merely for dbe
8a593is "a 5
abandonment OF the rights % to the s. heTfs under
eo@plann eSred
aded p7ooees Belonging respoadenf
consdeine Contention therefore, cannot supported
rlbung respondents
The complement claims d the e n ys f be s9 and owned by the
by the The of
which respondent entitled
'front.'
I
those
it.
of
of
hd OF
oil
purchased
@ 6sd BY the sPondn sase 1904 much any
sc G3s 6 2
1894 under lease the respondent 1894 be that
complicated form We prefer findings
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1904-06-04


@ e 1d the @ @ grant But nd d mo e
b9 5 adobs grant Of water rights was made nothing
the f s contend that sey have the right lord
The The same % @ mss sab s hie
These patches and necessary
several Each grantee ~ hold ali s has b 0i this Ihnpua
their lands and ali the w which the lands had enio he W7sT courses
Inc deeds to defendants were from the same originally
eo4 B and defendant that large part Of the puaa
id @ fht m l se s ana veg apptaing By the
s1g EVIDENT tbefefoTs the eonla e @ @
b an conveyed fem te and o 81 a.s5
fhe 5 nights e MB o nave B g dfsd and ei
principle ease fnf the oheT d fhe da
The s fr @ on f sus sSe ea @ e and
proper ns AND S4se @ s' k 5
;hs he had apply
'be the same so9 as Is com
1s5 granted WI include the rights "
@ r. Ssa5Nt ATS 1DT s %
e that nndeF t dded % 5 a g Of The [sTp9nf
the ahnpuaa what of claimed entirely
ss Judging % and a ea 50 gsf ~ss T 9e
that suh surplus ea be nsed by the fno on the 5 sGo1e6
r @ 10 s Section very wh s part 81 s ps
% the surplus water " such
dSde sBs 9s s p in s:
prescpve rights pre-
g always regarded eerred " BY ' on2
t2s'
Fs 8s"9 @ ii % gsSees asd p herein s se are sa
titled such amounts of
% f tb dupg g 5ioq d 6 W 4q of each
corporation entitled water pres
n t n d f bee s9 s'snns p san9 as fEo
carry just @ ppdv o rights we're 1sse eondered ad n
@ the GS6 p as rt R apon uon a s G
e$ @a5s q si by the @ E H 2 that
n I Sa rse rights acquired s ob rspan f a 1d OF s
RaIs Nights o6 & a usn the 'a 5
e. r. ~ Can s S5 $ Ss
ngt 100 acres Of taro Lands purchased within 20 next preceding the in
afue right night
e n vas s AWARD sd 3
have Been acquired prescription to water aes nd and OF
S SSF a :a ad hs f Rs s @
s ss @ nd t
that the gS was va sRe ~ate m these eanng
eS So sr 9 mg a nf GS the fe ee ana o
% @ ny d $ ID nS 5 szs1:5
RI @ - ga ter is Sunday
even s Of the @ This dSsosnee the h eopa o and to the
asked for by the respondent that case an Of its
n that ca in h DECISION ta the defendant GAINS title by
@ to M the Tse5s TfF the dse sbg fFG to
and e @ use Sc far day. use was Concerned
respondent
ADMITS its 6ef n this aase @
water day attempt
he right kao land which has acquired
% r. Majority a. 3 5 finding IVA stating
by the dissenting Jq5teG the moF hosH NOT refer to fee pet
lands the respond
to useo of the water
Of
n
y the evidence in the The OF the rights IN
which have been and be presumed to have
OF
the award which
be
of the
cen view measured allowance @
of the o
be the and
OF
5na land lands u
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1904-06-04
FULL TEXT Of WA|LuKU
WATER RIGHTS DECISION
IN THE SUPREME COURT OF TERRITORY HAWAII
OCTOBER TERM,
HAWAIIAN COMMERCIAL COMPANY WALUKU SUGAR
COMPANY.
APpEAL ERoM CIRcI1Ir IrpcE EIRsr CrscI1Ir


CIRCUIT JUDGE FIRsrC CIRCUIT
80 1903 DECIDED JUNE 1901
nd PERRY, j.
The surplus s of 6 e5gs2s5 7 & %
Of the Ko a.a @ DO % NTH he
5 afHn not bordering on an" stream nor having any stream" or
% .s:: s4 s~ sss II. s s
@ ss 81 IL ss ss: f.: 5$i= 5ss 6 IL :5ss5a
By a gndsn sss not fsa a sa stream the Wa"
That excluded night and Sunday belonging the
With 6s nee o.s &c had ed ss thar
interrupted the running OF the statute and the period OF eserpIn would
o
The p % the from hGe a9s s.s the 4ss ss
@ fou O'clock the dams to- be kept suBsnay
without
d hat =
a to height d so"P0ion snf 0S they n T 7nd
may include the water & et small large provided thus needed
1t does necessarily follow the fact of donuanee irrigation
o qd0nsd Whs there has been 4h abandonment
Under the above quoted the awarded for the
The @ a 4 Ss Ts sn sss dug by s q s addition s the
@ Judgment a n 4''''
s5:s s js 4: 5"s j s:5 only can Be
"h ss to PROVE that s DIVERSION a Ti GR injury th y
dsid @ s"an s'
s end vi9 81 s ss :5sn 81 y: s s s. til
0
injunction alleged illegal
m na on pp s b decided q a a e e 0deH g the f
present p m has determined a Several G me h q sanIov s s% @
p pbdd s P 5 P ad deed him nudge @ an make
d findings made
The circuit Judge thereafter dismissed
findings OF the
dams and bitches old and
aw 5o general description Aupuaa
by the commissioner (por a. reading @ f oe e3 5a Which NAV
be principal sections:
width of miles about 1000 The
pnf Elevation s2s
bed and fiat lands
ssee @ ] % o the ea between tbe f6 the @ @
and the sand hills and Extending Noan
1t includes also considerable mountain portion lying outside OF the
within this of of
OF Ahupuaa of WaiuSu shows:
Iawn Sugar Acres
Owned by other parties 3zz54 II
here follows low . 'iS D'4
of the 6 asf flow ean TsaRa ay s o 6fd s
These again may be- divided into 2) surplus meaning
Covered BY perle tights ezeudg riparian rights any
dug defendant its land and said to be sufficient
IN mate. noSersy 0 is dpud prop
Of the defendant and may be used by as sees mt snail hTS treat OF
the respondent has exceeded rights to the u OF the
particular portion OF the Ahp
Of the land and could do with
not to diposess
n ne2 by s entitled G limitation s
ppong one Il
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1904-05-31
CHURCH NOTES.

The finest city and village Churches
are painted with the Longman &
Martinez Paints, and we want every
Church to accept our donation when
ever they paint.
8 and 6 make IA, therefore when
you want fourteen gallons OF paint.
buy only eight Of L. & NJ, and mix
six gallons OF pure Linseed Oil with
it, making the actual cost OF paint
about SI.2o per gallon
Don't pay S1.5o gallon for Lin
seed Oil (worth 90 cents) which you
do when YOU buy other paints in a
can with a paint label on it.
Many houses are we'll painted with
four gallons OF L. & NJ, and three
gallons OF Linseed Oil mixed there
with.
Wears and covers like gold.
These Celebrated Paints are sold by
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1904-05-31
Diary Of a Mormon.

Lie is responsible for the follow
ing Diary OF Mormon.
Monday-I am feeling very tired
tonight. | came home late last night,
and was met at the top OF the stairs
by the entire outfit. This was case
OF where there was only one listener,
and the lecture was given by the au-
dience. Oh. my!
Tuesday-I wired east today for
another carload OF cribs. Hope they
will be here soon and relieve the pres
sure. I heard this morning that
fourteen kids had begun to cut their
teeth. More trouble!
Wednesday-Croup. And only two
gallons OF ipecac left in town! Well.
it might be worse.
Thursday-It is worse. Five new
arrivals last night Doctors report
all doing well. Great Zebediah! I
never wake up in the morning that
don't wonder how many more I'll
be in by evening.
Friday-Today my nurses struck!
Came forward in bunch and de-
manded eight hours night. AS, if
I could guarantee them anything in
the present state of affairs.
Saturday-Spring openings! Today
FIVE OF my better sixteenths stole
away from me while I was snatching
some much-needed rest and went
shopping. I see my finish.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1904-05-31
What Drove them Mad.

An alienist and a publicist were
dining together.
What would you imagine to be the
chief cause OF insanity" the alienist
asked
"Alcohol,' said the publicist.
Right" returned the other. "a
census has been made of 10000 luna
tics and it has been found that 49,
200 OF these went mad through drink "
What were other causes Of in
sanity among them?" said the pub
licist.
We'll. there was overwork. There
was love. There was old age. There
was sunstroke. But these causes were
insignificant in number besides alco-
hol. Love. for instance, had brought
on 2,224 cases OF insanity; overwork.
rs: sunstroke, 1886.
Any strange causes?"
"Oh yes. There was dyspepsia,
there was fright; there was disap-
pointment; there was JOY. One man
went mad over the loss of his foot in
a railroad accident; another over the
sudden inheritance OF large fortune,
third over his wife's death. Among
the 10000 persons we have been dis
cussing. 3.7o6 were victims OF some
sort OF religious nania-of Buddhism
or Taoism. Q! Blavatskyisnl. ."-Wash-
ington Post
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1904-05-31
Good Secret to Know.
:urday Evening Post.

Saturday Evening Post.
A man went to nose and throat
specialist the other day, to have his
cold cured. AS he was paying we'll
for the first treatment he said, "How
long will it take you to cure the
cold:"
Three weeks" said the special
ist.
And how long would it take me
to get we'll if l didn't come to you?
asked the alarmed patient.
"Twenty-one days. said the spec
ialist.
And it wasn't until the patient was
half way home that he suddenly
stopped and wondered whether. he
ought to laugh or get angry. He
finally decided that the secret he had
learned was we'll worth the price
he had paid for it. It's a good sec
ret to know.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1904-05-31
Franklin's Idea Of Nero.

Seven-year-old Franklin is one of
those bright and alert youngsters
whose fathers would like to tell all
about them if they dared. but who
fear the wrath of their fellows ard
hold their peace, says the Philadel-
phia Record. Franklin goes daily to
Camden school with his older Sis
ter. who is in the eighth grade and
knows a lots about ancient history
and things which make wonderful
stories for the lad to hear. She was
telling him the other day all about
the wicked Nero. who hddled while
Rome burned, and the boy was duly
impressed. At dinner that night, in
order 20 discover whether the knowl-
edge impaired had taken root. the
sister asked the boy:
What did I tell you about today
Nero" replied the little learner.
Who was he?" was the next ques-
ton. There was a bit Of hesitation,
but finally the answer came out with
a twinkle: "Oh, he was bird"
We'll, what did he do?"
cate worms" was the unexpected
reply, which gave the tableful of din
ners something of shiver.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1904-05-31
A SUNDAY DRIVE.
Result, Woe to the Outfit and
Quaint Verdict From a Jury.

Shortly before / began the prac-
tice OF law" said Colonel Ingersoll,
Il mad occasion to make western
trip and incidentally to look up some
records in the county Offices Of GER
tain town.
"When my research was finished l
had some hours OF leisure on my
hands and naturally drifted into the
courtroom. where case was being
tried.
ct was a damage suit for wreck
ed buggy and foundered horse. 1t
appeared that the defendant, young
man OF about twenty-one, had taken
I his best girl out riding on Sunday
afternoon. They came home, the girl
on horseback. the fellow leading dis
heveled beast considerably the worse
for wear.
THE girl was in court, but in bad
temper. and the most reluctant WITT
ness I ever saw. 1t took some time
TO get the facts from the man. It
seemed that. being a very warm day
the horse wanted a drink, and as there
was a track through stream where
the animal was accustomed to go he
took the bit in his teeth, waded in
knee deep and stopped.
The checkrein had not been let
down. and the horse couldn't get his
head free to drink. Not being famll-
lar with such gear, the pair did not
know what to do. Finally the youth
leaned over the dashboard and un-
buckled the crupper.
That didn't work so he got out
and securing a rail that lay by the
roadside. placed one end under the
rear axle and tried to life the hind
end of the buggy so that the horse
could get his nose to the water.
The buggy lurched, the horse was
frightened. began to paw and back,
broke and overturned the vehicle and
spilled the girl into the stream. The
fellow dropped the rail, leaped into
the water and caught the bundle Of
muslin and saved her. but oh, so wet
and bedraggled!
The young man and the girl blan-
ed the horse. and the jury after ma
ture deliberation brought in verdict
against the plaintiff on the ground
that a man who would let turnout
to an idiot must expect to take the
consequences.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1904-05-31
Why, of Course She Was.

Scraps.
Customer-.And how much is that
article?
Shop Girl-Oh, that's one guinea
sir.
Customer-Ah; aren't you a little
dear?
Shop Girl-(absently)-Well, lots
Of young men say so.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1904-05-31

Nothing worries woman so much
when starting on a visit as being TN
able to remember something she has
forgotten.
Occasionally a man declines anon
nation for office-if there is no
chances for his election.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1904-05-31

It's as natural for girls shoe-strings
to keep cor ing united when she has
or fancy open-work stockings as for
a man to speak with careless fanlil-
iarity of his rich friends when they
are out of that country
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1904-05-31

Silas-Why is Rube Ryetop march
ing about, with so many airs?
Cyrus-He wants people to know
that he is smart enough to Re ruixed
up in the postofice frauds.
Sifas-Do tell!
Cyrus-Yes, it's a fact. He got a
letter two months ago with postage
due on it an he amt neve. paid the
two cents yet.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1904-07-24
MODERN SPIRITUAllSM.
II Dates Only From the Middle of
the Last Century.

Some forms Of Spirtlalsm have had
followers from remote antiquity. III
the LovitiraI law We find the iniunc-
lion. Thou shalt not suffer a witch to
live and throughout GId Testament
history there are frequent references
10 this subject. while demons. python
"sScs. SibyiS. au4urs aud >u0thSayerS
have their places III the secular annals
Of mankn
In its modern form spritualism
dates only from the forty eighth year
Of the last century. when. at the house
OF II Turner of HydeSNiile in the state
of New York. the spirit of pcdller
who had been murdered there some
five Years previously waS said to pro
duce certain unaccountahle rappingS
and Disturbances in the room occupied
by little daughters of the house
An Investigation by the ueighbor
hood followed, and. to quote the words
used by Farrar in his pamphlet on the
subject. 1T soon became evident that
an organized attempt was being made
by the sirniZens of the spirit world to
ESTABLISH It method of communication
Will liI;,:ll;ild.
From that time Spiritualism spread
rapidly ;sia ~ tie year 1871 the mum
Der of It's supporters was vHriously
reckoHcd at from 100000 to H.,
OO0UuO.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1904-07-24
A Dance Cure.

DR.. Bishoff of Valdvia. Chile. de-
scribes the hard work Of the mining
poems, who carry 100 pounds of ore i'll
bags strapped to their shoulders while
they climb up hundreds of feet on lad
ders, often consisting only of notched
trees They toll without recess from
6 a. m. to p. m. and might seem to
be in need Of all the rest they can get,
but before supper prefer to take the
strain out of their muscles after a
fashion of their own--viz, dancing
vehemently to the sound OF a fiddle for
an hour or two or even longer if their
lady friends happen to muster in force.
Health Culture.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1904-07-24
LIGHT REFLECTION.
The Reason VIII! Foam Always APP
pears White In Color.

When water is violently agitated
small bubbles of air are mixed up with
it. and thus foam is formed, and its
wilderness lS due to the fact that when
light passes from one medium TO an
other Of IL different retroactive index it
is always reflected, and this reflection
may be so often repeated as to render
the mixture ilnpervious to light.
1t is, then. this frequency of the re
fiections of the limiting surfaces of
air and water that renders foam
opaque, and. as each particle reflects
light in all directions. SO much light is
reflected that the mixture appears
white
To a similar cause is due the white
ness Of transparent bodies when crush
ed to powder. The separate particles
transmit light freely. but the refiec-
tons ut their surfaces are SO numerous
that the resulting effect is white. Thus
glass when crushed is a white powder
and is OPAQUE. but when it is put I'M
der water i! once more becomes trans
parent. because the water fills UP the
intersticeS between the particles, and
the reflections are destroyed Salt and
snow are also common examples Of
this condition
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1904-07-24
GLACIER NOTION.
The Movement Is Like That of Pitch
Upon n Plane.


Upon Plane.
The motion of glaciers has been
scientifically defined as that of Wis
cous mass, partly sliding upon it's bed,
partly steering upon itself under the
influence of gravity. In other words,
the >motion resembles that of pitch
poured upon table, which spreads,
not by the expansion Of the bottom of
the mass. but by the edges rolling
over above the lower stratum, which
is dragged by the table surface. 1t
was argued against this that ice was
a brittle substance. but Principal
Forbes was able to show that glacier
ice differs from others in possessing a
distinct granular structure and that
the grains. by imparting certain
amount of motion to each other, as in
water. gave the whole Elasticity.
The rate Of motion varies with
local conditions. but is sometimes ex-
tremely slow Thus the Theodul glacier
elected. in 1855, from its end two skel-
etons, with fragments of clothing. and
two medals. dated 1882.
Other high authorities attribute their
motion to other natural forces. such as
alternate expansion and contraction.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1904-07-24
Couldn't Find Them.

One night the curiosity OF the pro-
vost sergeant of a wellknown regi-
mem was aroused by seeing a private
soldier wandering aimlcssly about the
barrack square. He was carrying
lighted lantern and was evidently
looking for something Accusing him,
the sergeant said: What have you
!ost? 2 Nothing, sergeant" replied
the man; I'm looking tor the advan-
tages of the army Spare Moments.