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La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1904-09-21
N0ticias. de Catano.
de maestro Coqresponsaz.

Septiembre 20.-Con motivo de IN
secandalo y ri1a que por aqui hubo, el
Cabo Sim6 denunci6 ante Ell Juez de
Bayam6n & EustSquio Rivera, Nicolas
Galindez. Emilio TiradO, AdoLfo Mar
tfuez. Clara Avil6s Y Maria Cruz,
quienes fueron sentenciadOs & seis me-
ses de c6rcel los cuatro primeros y &
cuetro los dos 1Itimos.
Encarnsci6n Lsrag0Izsn, condenado
& cinco dfas de carcel por alterar Ia
paz.
Por conidencias supo ell guardia
Padr6 que Sc hSbla hecho un robo de
maderas.
P6sose en- asecho por Ia noche, '
observe que una baIsa de MADEIRA era.
remOlcada por indiyiduos entire el trozo
de mar que separa la GIsla de chivOs0
y ell sitio conocido por lR <Punta.a
El guardiR de referencia, di6 iugar
q tener 10 mas pr6ximo gu alcance 6
los cacos. y cuando 10 crey6 oportuno
di6 ell IaIto! iQue 81 quieres!
Los dos individuos no hicieron Case
alguno de Ia intimidation del policfR,
hacienda entouCes este. fuego.
Apenas oyaron el primer disparo,
desaparecieron en- ell mar, como 81 fue-
ran buzos, y esta es Ia bora en- que 10
cstan esperanto. La m9dera fu6 oCu-
pada = Sc encuentra depositada en- el
cusrtel.
Con muy buen acuerdo se est& pro-
cediendo ganar terrenOs al mar = 80
Sc ha marcadO una cRlle. prolongaci6n
q la del eAmparo.2 lR que Sc est6 de-
secando con las basuras que SO extraen
del poblado.
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CaDdidatura republican,
triuDfante en- Bsyam6n.

Co0algiomado d Washington: Don
Mateo Fajardo.
AIcaz1e.' don Jose L. Rossy.
COnc410Zes. don Sebastian DSviIa,
don Francisco Serrano. don Emilio
Lopez. don Ramon Dfaz. don GiIler-
mo CesterO. don Abalardo Carreras,
jose Nev6rez. don Francisco Ginorio,
don Jes1s Loubriel.
JupetG de Lestruccj6n: don Enriq ue
Ramos, don Fernando de Juan, don
Alfredo, Gim6aez
Compronaisorios: don Abelardo Ca
rreras, don jose D. Miranda, don Gui-
mo Cestero, don Rafael Rivera. don
jose g. Morales. don Juan B. Rome
70, don Ramon Sarriera, don Dami6n
GonzSlez.
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POLITICA UNIONISTA
EN- SAN GERMAN,
Ell alGaId8 republican, ViVORi re-
ChszadO pOT SuS GOTIeIiglOla-
rios y sustsntadO pOr los uniO-
niStaS.
Acordose ALI una candidatura for
mada por eIementos importan-
tes en- la Iocalidad.
(De maestro oorrespoaaso1 especially

Y TGttCOCfO
En- una reunion de los elementos
mas notables de Ia sgrupsci6n uniOnis-
ta de esta ciudRd, acordaron presentar
una candidatura para Ia election del
dia de Noviembre, v por aclsmRci6n
fu6 sceptada la siguiente:
Para Alcdlde. Don Jose Antonio
ViVoni.
Para Coace5o7es: Don Juan Ortiz
Perichi, don Santiago SamboIfn %,
don Alfredo Ramirez Resell, DR.. don
Ulises Lopez Disz, DR.. don jose Rs.
mirez Domiuguez. don Juan Angel
Tio, DR.. don Juan Quifiones ' Quifo-
nes, don Nicolas Alvarez Arce. don
Rafael Puials Carlo.
Para JuatG de l1sSirucc56n: Don
Francisco Psgan, don Juan Bautista
Bisggi, don Juan Ma. Palmer.
Para C0mprom5s0Tios Lcdo. don
Pedro Ma. Acosta, don Tomas Vivoni.
don Ulises Pab6n, don Felix AcOsta
Con ell personal indicsdO, queda de-
mostrado, que en- San German, cuna
del Honorable don Francisco Mariana
QuifIOnes de Ia ilustre poetiza Lola
Rodriguez de TIC, hay t0davfa h M
bres de responsabilidad. deinstrucci6n.
de arraigo de patriotismo; con indie
pendencia de car6cter, con energfas,
con amor & la bandera y con prestigio-
SO representation, para echarse a cues
tas Ia labor de hacer continusr por los
derroteros de la moralidad la honra-
dez una administrator cualquiera que
sus mRnos Sc confie.
J6venes educados en- los Fstados
Unidos de America con tftu.o5 ptofe-
sionales, i6venes educados en- Europa
con id6nticos titulos, hacendados, in
dustriaIes, agricultores. encanecidos
en- Ia labor, he ahf el personal que pre-
senta Ia Junta Local de Union.
Un pueblo nuevo y pObre como ell
pueblo de Puerto Rico, necesita hom-
bres competentes en- ciencias. conner
clio, industria y agriculture para que
le abra campo en- la administration
municipal sus administrators.
Una Junts de instruction formada
con personas de reconocids eompeten-
cia como los senores Pagan, Palmer =
Bisggi, de austera moralidSd Y renom-
bre p6blicO es una gsrantla para los
seflores profesores educandos y pedres
de famiIia.
Sometemos al cuerpo electoral de
esta jurisdiction y al Pueblo de Puer-
to Rico que iuzgue v elija.
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Union Obrera fsdorada,

En- breve seran llamados los ofciaIes
de la Union obrera federada de San
Juan pOr Ell Organizador Iglssias para
t0mar una decision de6nitiva sobre cs-
ia Union.
Seg6n los trabsios que Sc preparan
dentro de muy breve tempo tomara
impulse esta Union llamando su seno
todos los elementos que no tienen n1-
nero sufciente para formar una Union
de su OGcio.
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Est6 dispuesto terminantemsnte que
los carros que no est6n trabajando sean
conducidos & las cuadras.
Deseamos y tenemos necesidad inn
periosa de que de una vez Sc disponga
81 adoquinado de- estss calles que estan
en- D6simo estado.
Nosotros no somos de los que Sc
Green que Sc desacredita ell barrio Dor
pedir reforms benefciosas para eI
mismo.
Hay necesadades tan imperiosas uue
saltan & la vista y 10 que necesitamos
es qua Sc corrijan.
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Eduardo VII fot6grafo.

Las personas que eI rey de Inglate-
IRA We Y recibe son, sin apercibirse
aquellas, fotografadas por el augusta
personsie en- todas las posiciones po-
sibIes.
Eduardo VII posee uu aparato mi
n6sculo, adherido & su Ieontina & guisa
de die. El soberano, simuland0 ju-
gar con Kquella aIhsi9. tomR instant6-
meas de las personas 8 de los grupos
que Sc encuentran deIante de 81.
La im6gen fotAgr6fica fiads en- pc
liculas micrOsc6picas es enseguida am
pliada por un especial sta al servicio o
del rev.
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Sa!a de- S0earros

Aver tarde eI tablsiero Eleuterio
Mufoz Sc produjO una herida incisa
de dos centfmetrOs en- el dedo 1ndice
de la manO derecha con el cuchillo con
que desollaba una res.
Conducido que fu6 q Ia sala de soco-
rros ell practicante seflor Seguet Ie
presto sus auxilios profesionales.
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Una Carta aCerca de
aSUntOS de CaVeV,
Ell espIttn Paniagua 8stabIoce oI
slgaltiGadO de paIabras De So
infOrme.

infOFme.
A un diario de esta ciudad ha sido
dirigida una cRrts de Cayey que dice
de este modo:
Sr. Director del eHeraIdo EspsnoI.1
San Juan.
Muy sefior nuestro:
En- Ia secci6n neutral de su ilustrado
perl6dico, correspondence al dia II.
aparecen un0s concentrates de B. y L.,
hacienda deduciones references al in
fOrme del captain Panisgua; deducio-
mes pOr dem8s il6gicas y NAL intencio-
nadas. Bien SO v6 que B. y z. 6 no CO.
noce q Cayey, 8 ha querido gratuita-
mente inferir una ofensa 4 los que sus-
criben.
Ri informe del capitSn Paniagua
Jefe ests claro; solo una intenci6n
dsfada puede sacRr consocuencias tan
descabelladasR Dmo las de B. L. Te-
nemos nuestro poder les siguientes
cartas del napitan F. Panisgua, con-
testaci6n a otras que dirigi6ramos &
dicho cabalIero:
GCayey, Septlembre 19 de 1902
SSr. D. Manuel Nuflez.
Presente.e
eMi estimado AMIGOS
GEs muy sensible que un hombre
como til. tenga que recurrir al testi-
monio Official 8 semi-oficial de de una
especie de Scertifcaci6n de buena con-
Quota. , dada por an Official de Ia Poll
cfa Insular, que este es quizas 10 que
me pides, para presentarlo en- cuRl-
quier caso.9
sSQui6n podrfa decir que no eres un
correctO caballero. y que tn conducts
pdblica Y privada puede ponerse en- te-
Ia de juicio?0
&Seguramente no hay en- esta pobIa-
ci6n persona alguna que pueda decir
ESQ. To eres sufcientemente como
cido.1
eSi este es solamente 10 que deseap,
est6s complacido ", con mucho gus
to, perO 81 deseas una carta en- ell mis-
mo sentido pero en- otra forma, estoy
dispuesto & hacerloS
xNo me des graciss. por que este es
un deber, que cumpIe con mucho gus
to t1 afmo. amigo,
ANGEL PANIAGUA.2
sCayey, Septiembre 19 de 1904 ,
eSr. D. Alfonso G. Ag1er0,
Presente.D ,
0Mi estimado amigo:
GNO te he podido contestar en- el ac-
to Ia carta en- la que me pides te Olga
el concepto que me mereces en- tn vida
p6blica y privade, porque en- los mo-
mentos en- que la recib1 estaba muy
ocupadO. Me perdonaras por ESQ.,
&De Manuelito Nuflez he recibido
una concebida en- los mismos t6rminOs,
de Il tengo que decir como de 81.
que me mereces el mas alto concepto
asf en- tn vida privada como en- la p1-
blicA.D
ePero ..... Squi6n ha podido dudar
de eso9 Me han extrafIado ambas
cartas.D
econ mucho gusto te complace tu
afmo. amigo,
R6stanos. solo, senior Director, ma
nifestar que don Pedro Tossas no fgu-
ra en- esta question, como tsmpoCo Sc
Ie ha exigido ianzs aIguns; que ell se-
nor Fiscal de Guayama. al Ordenar Ia
detenci6n fanza del senior Agu9ro.
10 hizo basadO en- acusaciOnes de los
mismos desOrdenados. por 10 cuSl no
hemos de censurar & dicho funcicnario
que cumpli6 So cometido dentro de Ia
ley, sin perjuicio de que mas tarde Ia
verdad se abra pSso. En cusnto al se-
nor Nuf1ez, fu6 mandado detener bajo
quinientos pesos de fianzs por 81 Juez
Municipal. con motivo de acusaciones
de Ia misma fudole.
Cayey. Septiembre 90 de 1904.
Atentameute 8. g. s. g.,
MANTTET G NTTNEZ
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En- los primeros dfas de Octubre
contraer6n matrimonio ell laborioso IL
p6grafo empleado de ests casa- don
Jose Lopez Santaella, con "a virtuosa
sefIorita do6a POlonia Figueroa ' Ian
drau.
Deseamos eternas falicidadea aI nue.
vo hogar,
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NueVa rGmeSa.

Por el 6ltimo vapor de Hamburgo
han lIegadO las famosas salchichas y 10
celebrada Mantequilla danesas. marca
eHeymanp; las que obtuvieron primer
premio en- Ia Exposition Regional de
Curacao.
De venta al por mayor y detalIe en-
el AImac6n de
ANDRES CROsAs.
sOy.a Marina.
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NOTAS De La POLICIA.

Por observar cOnducta iucorrecta.
han sido separados del cuerpo, Fidel
Rivera Manuel AntOIfn.
.Estas plazas ser6n cubiertas con los
individuos taIlados tltimamente.
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NOtleias do Pusrta Dc Tiarra.
Setiembre 20.

Setiembre 90.
Qu6janse los vecinos de este barrio
de Ia costumbre que tienen aIgunos ca
rreros de dejar sus carros- -frante & sus
cssaa QbstEuyendo ID via p6bliea.
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LOS NoTARIos

CARPDTAg RARA RsCRy8g lAS e.
eAoS 0slaRa4 q kasSa Z b GSesA % "a
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BSgzetss 0r0tOs para dSas fest5g0s
olAss. 3 Glsso.
De Capital Bayam6n, de
ids vuelta. ...ss.... S0.SS S9.1o
Bayam6n Oataho, ids
vuolta. -. Is 10
Billsto ordinArio de Capita oatah On
lasa & 3 otvg.
BayAm6n le de sOptiOmbrO, 1905
RAMON VALDEa.
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Lfnea t6rrea del OeSte
1TINERARIo

salidas de Bayam6n Capital simultansa
ment0
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Preston barometrioa 30.O2
temperature 500
Humedad ss
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-06-27

a dark, reddish-brown filler, over
which is heavy molasses-like var
nish. In the center of the lower panel
is the counterfeit of carved wreath.
The oak of the wreath is of differ
ent color and different grain from
that of the panel. The panel itself is
surrounded with some pressed oak
molding, while into it's surface has
been stamped crude copy of one of
the traditional ornaments There is
projecting piece of clumsily nodded
oak woodwork below the glass. The
design of the glass is foliated and
has more than one cOlOred flower
growing from the same conventional
vine. Some of it is beveled, some
cathedral glass, of many inharmoni-
Gus cOlOrs, all lined in copper tracery
This glass is as ugly as money and
bad taste can make it. There are six
square feet of it, and the owner tells
his friends with pride that he paid
$4OO a square foot for it. The glass
in the beautiful door cost 60 cents
foot.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-06-27
A WISE WOMAN SAYS:

Don't take the heroine of fiction as
a working model for everyday life.
Don't trample on a faithful lover, or
cOndone the faults of a neglectfu1
one.
Don't imagine that smart dressing
will conceal an ill-groomed. badly
carried person.
Don't run down other girls to your
your girl friends.
Don't put anything on paper you
would be ashamed to have read aloud
in court room.
Don't fail to be as pretty as you
can be, through not exercising. bath
ing and sleeping enough.
Don't put your confidence into your
friends ears as though they were bot
tomless cisterns.
Don't think because you are en-
gagged that the entire family ma
chinery should come to a standstlll.
Don't forget that the cook book and
the 1himble are more important in the
long run than the novel and he
opera glass.
Don't persuade Yourself that those
queer melancholy feelings you are a
party to are anything more than the
growing pains of heart and mind.
Don't disappoint your mother and
father by treating home as a lodging
house and themselves as persons to
be worked for all you can get out of
them. without any return in love or
or companionship.-
Inquirer.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-06-27
IS YOUR FRONT DOOR ATTRACTIVE?

The beautiful house is commonly
ful, simple line, good form refined de
tails and quiet coloring.
If We prove that there is no excuse
for ugliness. and, on the other hand
realize that most houses are ugly
how great is our offense, 1t is with
out excuse. This is most easily proved
by a simple example.
Two friends build houses on neigh
boring streets. One is pleasing, con
venient. Well built. The other is
crude, pretentious inconvenicnt. and
"ill soon be in need of repair because
OF the large amount of fragile, so
called decoration.
.ch house cost approximately
S4G .oo0, Each has the same number
of rooms, though the ugly house has
more waste space-iS less intelligent-
~ planned. Each of these houses
contains about the same amount of
material and labor.
Material and labor are the only ele-
nents which make the cost OF build
ing. One may well ask why one of
these buildings is beautiful and the
other very pretentious and ugly Any
thing which is true of a whole build
ing must be true of detail of the
Thus to understand the
difference in these two structures and
The spirit which affected their build
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-06-27

ing ii may be We'll to consider the
front door of each.
The artistic house had a plain. quar-
tered white oak door The natural
grain of The wood is beautiful and
quiet.
Ihe surface is free from holdings
and carvings. The knob and escu,h-
con are OF dark bronze, and both are
plain The glass in the upper part
Of the door is white in colo, and sci
III lead, with a light straw -colored
border around its margin, On the in
side of The door is silk drapery, re
fined in color and simple in figure.
The woodwork is rubbed down To a
dead finish If one Will stop to think
OF IL. there is nothing more expressive
OF quiet dignity and straightforward
ness than an entrance door of native
oak, honestly made and simply
formed. This door is beautiful. and
il is not expensive. With this good
form. appropriate, but not necessarily
costly decoration might be used If
the form and proportion are good
decoration may accentuate the beau
~, but ii is not necessary.
The use of ornament is a matter OF
individual preference.
Now, as to the door of the other
house, says The Philadelphia Inquirer.
t. too, is of oak. but the grain is
crude pronounced and accentuated by !
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-06-27

MOUNTAIN SUMNER RESORTS.
High class in altitude; low in price
and temperature; in Virginia, East
Tennessee. North Carolina, South Cor
olina and Georgia. Also seashore
summer resorts from Virginia to Flor
ida
Low round trip tickets on sale June
1st to September Goth, all good for re-
coaches and sleeper to the heart CT re-
sort region, via Southern railway.
Let us send you booklets, Land of
the Sky" Summer Homes Folder"
Beautiful Sapphire Country" and de.
scriptions of the resorts, rates CT
round trip tickets, of sleeper fares,
Of board and routes, and schedules,
reserve your bcrths and aid you in
your summer trip.
c. A. DeSaussure D. P. A.
Memphis, Tenn.
l.. NJ. DeSaussure, c. P. and T. A.,
Memphis, Tenn.
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New York. June 27.-John Alexan
der Dowie. selfstyled Elijah ILL., ant
all.round prophet. arrived here Satur
day on the steamer Lucanla, a1tef al
attempt at world conversion. whlcl
for the most part was wholly 1utlle
With him came Mrs. Dowie and H. }
Gladstone Dowie, the "unklssed son,
and a party of more than fifty Zion
lists.
It was noticed that the prophet S
UNPLEASANT experiences while abroad
have not in any way reduced his ap-
Dearance of well-fed rotundity So far
as could be learned. the unkissed
Gladstone had not been tempted while
abroad from the path of osculatory
abstinence. The party only made a
flying trip TO Paris.
The party was accompanied by a
million dollar convert. Ruth Hofer,
beautiful Swiss She is blonde, and
in appearance, anything but Zicnite
She is of medium height, with large
blue eyes. glorious head OF hair and
a superb figure Miss Hofer was kept
TO the fore by "Elijah," who, when he
was asked how he had ever induced
her to adopt his beliefs said that con
yerts were no novelties, not even con-
yerts worth $1,0O0,0OO, which he
claimed The young woman possesses.
There was report that Miss Hofer
was the wife of the unkissed son. On
the passenger list appears the name
Mrs Gladstone Dowie. The ships
people say that no Mrs. Gladstone
Dowie" appeared among the passen-
gers on the way across the ocean and
that the absence was commented
upon. No one in the party referred
to Miss Hofer as Mrs. Gladstone
Dowie.' The Mrs. Gladstone Dowie.
booking was made at Liverpool and
passengers believed that the marriage
of the unllissed son had been ar
ranged to take place on the other
side. but that it was prevented by the
hurried fight which Elijah and his
party had to make, and that a few
days or weeks will see him led to the
altar in Zion City. When the un-
kissed one was asked whether he WAS
married he became red in the face
after the manner of his sire and
shouted: Mind your own business.
60 and ask the people on the ship
who is Mrs Gladstone DOwie?"
Go away. go away.
1T is true. isn't it? that you and
Miss Hofer We're to have been mar
ried in England if you had not been
'orced to flee?'
Go away. go away
The unkissed son and Miss HOfer
lad been left on the pier by his par
,nts. Elijah III. had failed to make
:ustoms declarations, and Gladstone
;aid he would do ii for him. He de
Jared nine trunks, eight bags and two
PARCELS and $500 worth of wearing
pparel. Among the chattels was a
inc painting of his dead sister. Those
Who saw it said it was the work of a
laster. but the unkissed one said it
vas worth only $15. Another paint
az he valued at $14O The unkissed
on had to take Off his coat and dig
through the luggage in his shirt
leeves. Miss Hofer. with her jacket
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-06-27

Phorcgraphic archives have been
established in the congressional IL
brary tho national museum and Har-
ward university for preserving the
spoken words Of eminent men.
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/ helped MIN.
Made Himself Obnoxious.
If ever there was a nuisance" said
saw Dowie going down the gangplank
| today, that man is. More than me
had felt like dropping him overheard
since we left Liverpool And then
it developed how really obnoxious
Elijah III. had made himself on the
passage from England. He boarded
the Lucania at Liverpool on Friday
at midnight week ago, and in the
opinion of Chief Steward Henry Clark
had ever come within the ken Of
liners tseWard.
He was breathless." said Clark,
when he got aboard the ship
breathless and trembling. | never saw
a man so scared The first thing
he blurted out was My God, it's all
a mistake. ! never spoke ill of the
king or queen. What | did say was
this Then Dowie repeated what he
said he had said and all could do
as an Englisman was to turn my
back on him. The Cunard company
is careful of its passengers. and that
is all could do. 1t was the only
thing for an employe who likes his
berth. but it was hard thing to keep
my hands at my sides. Mrs. Dowie
was as scared as her husband, but
| do not desire to discuss her. Her
husband probably got her into all the
trouble they had in England In my
opinion he was lucky to get away as
he did
The Lucania sailed from Liverpool
Oh Saturday afternoon last at 4:3o
pretty quiet until Monday after noon /
A number of the passengers We're in
the smoking room, some playing
whist, others at hearts and various |
games of cards, when a piping infant
voice came through the doorway.
Peace to thee" it said gently. The
when he felt that all eyes were tow
ard him, he shouted: You stinkpots.
You lost to God stinllpots Stop play
ing cards this instant and throw
those vile cigars and cigarettes away
| warn you now. before it is too
late
Complained to Chief.
A committee of passengers waited
on the chief officer and chief stew
were to be insulted that way They
were told that such actions as they
of would not be tolerated
and Dowie was put to bed for the
night with sharp reminder that he
would better keep still tongue in his
head
The plain language used to Dowie
on Tuesday had quieting results. so
far as the smoking room was con-
ceTneu ne kept away from lnal
part of the ship. but he tortured the
rest of the passengers. who did not |
flee at his APPROACH with an incessant
chatter about elijah Ill, Zion City |
and the industries of his Illinois set |
tlement. He told those who We're not |
informed about him and his work that |
he had $4,000 people in Zion"
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FUN AND PHILOSOPHY.
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Too many men reckon time by pay
days.. F. Rutherford.
A girl can be fooled by almost any
man she wants to fool her.-Will HUT.
When a mans suit is favored by a
girls mother it is sign he isn't get
ting along SO well with the girl
Clifton Howell.
she has occasion to refer to her own
age.-J. II. Mann.
1t makes woman very happy to
have it rain hard on the Sunday after
comes home-M. E. Bloom.
When man is satisfied with him.
self, he is usually dissatisfied with
everybody else--W. II. Lanford.
There isn't SO very much to say tor
the men. but we point with pride to
the fact that they do not kiss one an
other-D. C. Bell.
hav hot ,oH.
cry time the water gets out OF its
banks it is the "highest flood ever
known. IN. y. Roberts.
We have noticed that it is some
times difficult to distinguish between
the daughter Of the house and the
hired GIRL. o. Knox.
It's mighty queer how girl will
carry on when a miller is flying
aroung the gas jet and sit perfectly
still while mosquito is chewing down
her back-Meyer Solmson.
If it takes a woman forty-twO min
utes to buy spool of cotton thread
at a bargain counter, how many sec
onds would it take her to build sus-
pension bridge?-R. F.. Lee.
If a man would like to make dinner
calls with his wife she would consider
ideal husband.-H. Riley.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-06-27

calls with his wife she would consider
him the nearest possible thing to the
ideal husband.-H. Riley.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-06-27

If it takes woman forty-twO min
utes to buy spool of cotton threaC
at bargain counter. how many sec
onds would it take her to build sus
pension bridge?-R f. Lee.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-06-27

It's mighty queer how a girl will
carry on when a miller is flying
aroung the gas jet and sit perfectly
still while a mosquito is chewing down
her back.-Meyer Solmson.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-06-27

Too many men reckon time by pa
days.. F. Rutherford.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-06-27
PROPHET DOWIE RETURNS
Brin9s With Him a Rich Girl Convert,
and Will Try Once More to
Convert New York.

off and beaming in pink silk waist
J,,1nod him