The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1904-11-10

old wife and so | can't give you |
many pointers about young one,
tor, while I've been married as long
as I've been In business, and while
know all the curves OF the great
American hog, your mas likely 10
spring new one on me tomorrow.
No man really knows anything about
women except a widower, and he for
gets it when he gets ready To marry
again. Ard no woman really knows
anything about men except a widow.
and sne's got 10 forget 10 before she's
willing TO marry again. The one
thing you can know Is that as gen
eral proposition woman Is little
better than the man for whom she
cares, for when woman's had.
there's always man at the bottom
iof II, aud when a mans good there's
always woman at the bottom OF
that too.
The fact Of the matter Is, that
while marriages may be made In
heaven, lot of them are lived In
hell and end In South Dakota. But
when n man has picked out a good
woman he holds four hearts, and he
needn't be afraid to draw cards IL
he's got good nerve. II he hasn't.
he's got no business to be sitting In
games OF chance. The best woman
In the world win begin trying out a
|, | t.af al
him "a hours, and unless he can smile
! over the top OF four flush and raise
the ante she's going to rake in the
! brooches and keep them.
j The great thing is to begin right.
Marriage Is close corporation. and
! unless fellow gets the controlling
! interest ut the start he cant pick II
! up later, The partner who owns 81
per cent OF the stock In any business
9 Is the boss. even n the other IL nj
: lowed 10 call himself president.
e There's only two Jobs for man In
his own house ones boss and the
0 Others Office boy. aud fellow natur'
q ally falls into the one for which he's
+ fitted
I OF course when | speak Of a fei
d lows being boss In his own home
: simply mean that In broad way
D he's going to shape the policy OF thu
1 concern. When man goes sticking
G his nose into the running Of th'
!, house he's apt TO get 1t tweakcd, ant
!. while he's busy drawing IL back on
n Of danger he's going 10 get his LEI
/. pulled too. You let your wife tent
1t to the housekeeping, and you focn
/, on earning money With which sh
d can keep house. or course In on
e way it's mighty nice OF a man :
n help around the place, but It's bee
le my experience that the fellows VIII
II tend TO all the small Jobs nj HON
h never get anything else 10 tend TO a
N the ofiice. In the end it's usual
IS cheaper TO give your attention
Is your business and hire plumber.
is You don't want to get II into you
he head. though that because your vii
hasn't any office hours she has a sol
thing. A lot Of men 20 around sticl
ing on, their chests and wonderin
why their wives have so much troub
- with the help when they are able
" handle their clerks so easily. III W
u really want TO know, you lift two
80 your men out Of their reyolsif
w chairs and hang one over 10 hoIi
% power cook stove that's boomif
10 along under forced draft so that yo'
~ dinner won't be late, with a turks
rs that's gobbling for basting In OF
III oven and n cake that's gone back q
you In low, underhand way In nj
other and 10 different things boilit
~ over on top and mixing up the
VI smells, and you set the other at
IL hour stunt OF making all the be-
nc you've mussed and washing all u
H dishes you've used and cleaning |
'"' The dust you've kicked up, and "
10 boss the whole while the baby ye
"a" with collie over your arm~~yon ia
W. Try this with two OF your men al
ias see how long II Is before there y. ronI
he house on the Wabash. Yet lot
ess fellows come home after their wiz
ID have had day Of this and biz
around about how tired and os'
lie worked they are and wonder W
= home isn't happier Don't you es
forget that It's a blamed sight casl
net TO keep cool in front OF an elect
fan than cook stove and that y
can't subject the best temper IN I
world to 100 degrees y. witho
on warming 1t up tit And don't !,
am add 10 your wife's troubles by sayi
how much better you could do IL. !
stand pat and tina nix the Lord you
got a snap. From sold Gofe
one Graham; by George Horace Lorim
- - D. -
sho Harris You know that Mrs VII
rae ham, whose husband has been nal