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DIR. Y. E. HOLLOWAY,
Physician and surueon.

Three-rourths 0, the persons who como to me to gel cured of Syphilis. Gonorrhoea. Gleet, Structure. Los, Manhood and othe, private diseases have tried to Rei well by using ,th.
 CT means. Why not come as soon as you find that you arc afflicted? It
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By Miller c Co.

By Miller 6 Co.
 New York, January 14,-Compared with New York's closing last night Liverpool cables were considered very strong this morning, due to peaceful news from the far east and to American support Liver pools closing was easy, about points under last night, which was good consd ering New Yorlx's position at the time. The market is a great question: and no one is in a position to forecast it. Trade is very light, and the tendency of the market seems downward, though 1t is ner- vous and easily susceptible to any good buying or selling power Spots in the south are reported very firm with little offering. though demand is good, and pur chases can only be made at an advance.
 The falling off in receipts which have been expected are materializng and at tracting considerable attention and with the strong position of spots and the evil dence of large short spot interest that now exists, no decline can be expected to last.
 On New YorlS's close Liverpool is due to come about two down Friday morning.
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The Metal Market.

New York, January if-TIn was 5s low or in icnd6n with both spot and futures , closing at fl33 1es Locally quiet and un- changed at s2s 3sdf2s. 50 Copper was q shade lower in London, spot thers closing & lower at e5s, while futures declined as sd to EST los; locally quiet and unchanged
 Lake. siz7s0ds, eisetriytie, 12sas4eIias7h
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Cotton Sect oil.

New Orleans. La. Jan. 14-Cotton seed oils strong. Prime rnened in barrels. s51t: off refined in barrels. 34iz: prime crude loose 3011
 New York. Jan, l4.-Cotton seed oil. car load lots, per gallon; prime crude, 3D.; off crude a; prime summer 34; choice summer yellow (henes choice cooking summer yellow less than ear lead lots 42i meal, prime sd. 25f2o.5o' cake. prime a0ss@a0.50 70 s..
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cIearlnas and Exchanges.

New Orleans January 14-Clearings, t4, ,106 902. New York exchange, s1 per $100o premium; commercial. 25c per 5000 pre- mium.
 Memphis January lt.--Clearings, s1165,- 8S3; balances. sls3, 1e9
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Treasury Statement.

Washington. January 14-Today's treas ury balances. exclusive of the gold re- serve, show: Available cash balance. $225,- 2s2 313 gold. s99. .9s2.S33.
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AMERICAN DISTRICT
 TELEGRAPH COMPANY Main office With Western Union Te. ,.
 graph Company.
 RELIABLE ME55ENGERS Furnished fer any purpose. Notes ano Packages promptly delivered. ones 11 Either Company BusiFrss CONFIDENTIAL
ED. E. WILLIAMS Aanl1,'
Hom seekers ExcursIona.

On the first ana third Tuesday of each maHth the Frisco y2staIn offers very low rates, both one way and round trip from Birminsham 10 all points in Texas. Okla hema and Indian Territory. Fer particu. lars sppiy to or address L, B. Washing ton. cfty passenger agent. Frisco system, Birmingham, Ala,
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Line. common, 1s: preferred. l7ul7A: do C bonds. sslkQs7..
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virsinla-caroIina Company.
Seaboard Ar Line.

New York, January 14.-Virginia-Caro lima Chemical closed 2slz; preferred. 9a
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Feed Stuff.

Meal-Bolted. s10s; water ground, $1.o8, Hay Per ton, timothy No. l. S7: clover, mixed, s15.5o; prairie, s13; John son grass, $13.00.
 Corn-Mixed, 62c; white, 62c.
 Cotton Seed Meal-Per ton. s2e. uuils. per ton sacks. $10.
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Caldwell 6 ward,s cottor Letter.

By H. and B. Beer.
 New Orleans, January 14--The more fa- vorable news, as evidenced by the ad- vance of 7-16 in English consols. and bet ter Manchester advice, influenced Liver pool favorably. and our market in sym pathy opened 16 to 27 higher, subsequently, gaining to additional on fresh hay ing. Later in the session heavy liauida-' tion and the weakness of spots caused a decline of 2s to 3l from the top, mak- ing the net advance II points on January and to 10 points on the other months. The interior and port receipts were light today, and the estimated receipts at New Orleans. Galveston and Houston for to- morrow were smaller than last year. The eastern situation seems to be Improving, judging from advices received. the ad- vance in English consols and the Liver pool market The amount brought Into sight for the week points to about 20. 900 as compared to 2e6,coc fast year. and the indications are that the interior towns will receive considerably less this week than they did for the corresponding period last year. Notwithstanding all these fa- vorabis features the extreme wsakness
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RAILWAY SCHEDULES
Louisville and Nashville Railroad.

Showing the arrival and departure of passenger trains at the union station. Birmingham:
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Atlantic Coast Line.

Through Pullman sleeper Birmingham to Jacksonville via Montgomery. t.e
 J, A. Taylor. T. F. A.. Montgomery. Ala w, Fl. I.eahy. D. P. A, Savannah, Ga ". H. Craig. G.. P. A. Wilmington. ;. c
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w. P O. HARDING President j. H. WOODWARD, j. H. VeePresldent w w CRAWFORD Cashier A. Assistant Cashier DlREC oRS: T. T. Hilman B. M Tut~ner w Brown H. woodward William A. Wae D. Nabers IT. F. Notion Robert Jemison Erskne H. M Jackson, J. H. earr voe.Presldent w. P O. Harding President
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Liverpool Market.

Liverpool, January 14.-Cotton, spot moderate business done; prices ? points higher American middling fair 7e6d; good middling. 75od; middling, 7.40d; low mlddling. 734d; good ordinary. 724d; ordi- nary, 7.04d. The sales of the day were 1000 bales of which 1000 were for specula- ton and export and included $500 Ameri- can Receipts 5000 bales, no American. Futures opened easy and closed barely steady. .sSlerican middling. 2. o. C.: January, 7.21d; January February, 719d; February-March, 11Sd; rch-April, lid; ApriI-May, 7.15dd7 16d; May-June, 7l4da 715d; June-July, 7.12dG7.1 .13d; July-August, 7esd; August-September 6.9sd.
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he leading futures ranged as follows:

Cash quotations were as follows: Flour-Firm.
 Wheat-No. ? spring, s2assc; No. B. 75@ S5c; No. 2 red 82%6ssc.
 Corn-No. 2, 45c; No. 2 yellow, 47c Oats-No. ?. 3Sa3s1kc; No. white, Ss@ 39%c.
 Rye-No. 2. 54c.
 Barley-Good feeding, 30@42c; fair to choice mating. 4G65Sc.
 Flax seed-No. l. ssc; No. l northwest ern. s1 .04. Timothy Seed-Prime sS .25. Mess Pork--Per barrel, $12.S71hG13. I-ard-Per 100 pounds $6. 7066. .75. Short Ribs sidcs-I,oose. s6 .121aG6. S71k. Short Clear sides--Boxed. s6.62iAG675. Whisky-Rasis of high wines. si.27. Clover-Contract grade, sn S@11 40. On the produce exchange today quo tations ranged as fellows:
 Butter-Easy; creamery, 15d21c; dairy 19ao0c
 Eggs-Firmar, 24696tSc.
 Cheese-Steady 10d10iac.
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Dry Goods.

New York, January 4.-Buyers of dry goods continue to operate with caution. but are paying full market prices on all orders placed. No speculation Is evi- denced in the business in progress, buy CTS providing only for their immediate wants and being willing to pay higher prices when the time comes if necessary. Jobbers' business shows slight Increase
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Capital. $1ooo0o.00
 Undivided Profits, 100000. Accounts of banks and bankers, merchants, individuals and corpora tions solicited. Special attention to collections. Interest allowed on savings and time deposits. c. F. ENSLEN, President c. E. THOMAS. Vice-President E. F. ENSLEN. Cashier. B. K. CAMPBELL, Counsel
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The New orleans Cotton Market.

New Orleans, La, Jan. la.-Cotton. spot in fair supply, but buyers demanded con- sessions. Sales, 2,425 bales including $50 to arrive. Delivered on contract, 400. Quo tations reduced A.
 The future market was nervous and at the opening were 16 to "A points high CT, following the impro ement at Live pool and New York. The English market advanced on better war news and caused an improvement in consols and in French refites In the trading in the local market March advanced 30 points above of the close Of yesterday to 14 go and then fell off to 14.69 and recovered to 1471, May advanced 29 points to 1433, fell off to 1405 and recovered to 1410; July advanced 35 points to 14.63, fell off to 143s and recov- cred to 14.39. Liquidation was heavy at the middle of the morning and shorts sold freely. The selling of both sides quickly shaved down the advance The market closed quiet but steady Net gains were: Jan. IS, July and Aug 10 points each and the other positions to 5.
 New Orleans. January 14.-Futures quiet and steady. January 13. .3S@13 39; February 13. 55@13 57; March 13.72@1373; April 13 s50 1887; May 1409d14.10; June, 1421d1422, July 14.3S@14S9; August 1860 asked
 New Orleans, January 14.-Cotton steady, sales 2426. Ordinary, 10 11-1s; good ordinary, 12c; low middling. 19c; mddling, 13ssc; good middling 13 9-1e; middling fair, 13 15-16. Receipts, 1000; stock, 422,951.
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Daily Statement.

Galveston-Steady; mddling, 135sc; sales 301: receipts. S306; stock. 164, 419.
 Mobile-Nominal; middling, 13Ac; re- ceipts. 214: stock, 31,S14.
 Savannah-Easy; middling, IS T-16o: i: sales, 57; receipts, 3613; stock, Ill, 535
 Charleston-Ffrm; mddling, 13Ac; re- ceipts, 91; stock, 12,423.
 Wilmfngton--Dull; middling, 134c; re- ceipts 920; stock, LILY.
 Norfolk-Receipts, 300; stock, 2s,542.
 Baltimore-Nominal middling. 1375c; receipts, 172: stock, 6SS4.
 Boston--Quiet; middling, 13.Soc; net re- ceipts, 42; stock, 2749.
 Philadelphia-Quiet; middling, 14.05c; re- ceipts. 592; stock, 4343.
 St. Louis-Easy; middling, 1s5ac; re- ceipts, 2864; stock, 21,5S7.
 Memphis-Steady middling, 13hc; re- ceipts 1853; shipments, 2eO; sales, $50; stock, S997S.
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All kinds Of cuts. Aga-HaralA ER craving DepartmAnk
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Quee.. and Crescent Route.
Frisco System.
Central of Georgia Railroad.

Arrive from Depart to-
 Macon :. 3:45 pm Macon .... $40 am Sava'h ..I2:2o pm Savann'h .. 400 pm
 All trains run by Central time. Trains marked thus @ are daily except Sunday.
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Southern Railway Co.

Schedule in Effect k,ay 24, 1903. Trains leave Birmingham as follows: 6:10 a. m.--No. 3S. for Atlanta. Washing
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MAY CORN.
 We are advised by big interests in Chicagoto have our friends buy MAY CORN before it goes higher
 CALDWELL & WARD.

RESOURCES. Loans and Discounts. .$3 ,656, ,974.7s Overdratts. =. ... 196.92 U. S. Bonds and Premiums 367,0oo.00 Other Stocks anu Bonds. b9,30o.0o Bank Building.... ....... 61,ooo.Jo
 CASH. In Vault. ...S 4s2,oos.42 With Banks 1,459, ,691.s0 With U. s. Tress..... 1S,054.4o-- 1,e6s, ,754.62
 S6,oo4, ,225.33
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The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1904-11-25
Bore ON TOO Renxf1x.

This won't go for only one stamp :
said the village postmaster. to old I'm
Gle Kiah as the Inter handed him II
bulky and much sealed missive
"Whuf for? What's de maddah wild
dat?'
TOO heavy" replied the POSTUM ter.
balancing it on his hand.
'Umph. tole dat boy so when be
was a-writin' of it to1e him be was
writin. too heaby han, but he KEEP,
on a-bearin down an. a-bearin' down
on de pen. lahk a load o, hay. I'll take.
it back. sab. an mex him write wild Il
pencil. I amt gwine spen' no mo- 2
centses jes' fer his plgheadedness"
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1904-11-25
strs.,see E,.ste Of an Ene1ish. I,es.I.

Strange Fate Of nm English Earl.
Il, q came across a bit of treasure tie
other day writes a Washington :tu-
thor who Is. down on Cape Cod at
is the log book Of the schooner. Ee:-a.
which sailed from Boston on$a d:sE
in the seventies. She sailed with 4
new first mate on board.
'.He seemed an am bilious man, and
he understood nariga ton. The cap
tain suspected him OF desire to be
master of n vessel himself some day.
but there was little about him TO sag
gest that he was anything but a sailor.
The third day out he was caught by
the down haul Of the n1izzen and went
overheard. His body was neverrecor-E
cred. When the Hera came back from
her voyage she was met by two Eng
lishmen. They had crossed tile wa
ter posthaste to find that first mate.
Somebody had died in England, and
we'll the man who was lost off that
Yankee schooner was the Earl of
Aberd een."--Vashington Post.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1904-11-25
BOOK lTE6s
me RoeE Hmdgas Isonts Search txSx Ie!
GSins n.y.

Inc Poef KsasIen u Lon ~ search, lbssS II
inaily ssarS.eti 81
Eug feid8 Al 81 sls ookS coliector
land one OF hIsSf orite Jokes, acccrd
ing 10 the Philade lphia Post Va IL
fentersa baokshop where he WIS moi
/ know sand ask In the solemnes man
ner$ foran eSpurgated edi ttonSof Mrs.
sEHemans' poems One. day In aIlwaus
kee he was walking along the street
with his friend, George Yenowine,
when the latter halted IN front OF a
bookshop and sa id: Gene. the pro-
pretor of this place is the most serious
5man I ever. knew He never saw a
Joke IN his life. N-ouldn, t it be a good
chance to try. again for that eSpurgated
Mrs Hemnns .'' Without a word Field
entered. asked for the proprietor. nd
then made the usual request rhatSis
a rlther scarce book, came the reply.
s. Are You prepared to pay Il fair price
for it p For lust a second Field was
taken aback- Then he said, & Certainly.
certainly LII know it's rare Tie
man stepped to a case, took out 4 4
chen bound volume and minded = r.
to FEield, saying, The price is So
Field took 1t ncrvously, opened TO tileS
title page and read In correct print.
THE Poems of Mrs. Felicia ITeinans
Selected and Arranged With All OBJ
jectiolal Passages Isxcised BY 6 gorge
9enowfne. Editor of Isaac Watts For
the Home. THE Fireside Hannah
More ETC. withsthe usual publishers
name and date ut the bottom Field
glanced up Attic bookseller lie stood
there the very picture or SID so!emn1ty
IN take it," said Field family pro
ducin@ the money. Outside Tenowine
was missing AthIs Office the bog said.
That he had !. just left. saving that he.
was going to Stumbling Rock, Dakota, 70
Keep an appointm with Sitting Bull I
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;EEE GoMBislE SEElSs
1s9s FRI IS SiiiRYKF7E3s
:Gleyel ars Sina ficie Tsss Convinced That
srfear 81 buiieins Com
8ssi pany8is tosBeS Bouaf, e
cure g reatest Possible
Eeono miles. 58

CLEVELAND, d. Nov. Vi 2 .---The
United States Steel Corporation has
lsopened negotiat ions for the purchase
of the control or the American Ship
bull ding Company The Steel Cor
poration has plans formulated flor the
/ replacement Of the entire fleet its
subsidiary com pany the III ttsburg
Steamship Company. with modern
steel vessels Of over 4. 600 tons car
rSing capacity each.
This program viii cover al period
OF several years, bit before It viii he
censnnmated the total bin of exs
pense for replacement. of the present
Rect alone would foot up s. IS oDo. 900
and Il tho carrying capacity OF the.
feet is TO be expanded in proportion
TO; the growth OF the trade, the steel
corporation Will have to expend at
least $4o 100000 in5tfle next ten years
in: the construction OF new tonnage
for the ore and coal carrying trade.
The contemplationSof this prospect is.
one OF the causes or the desire of
the steel corporation to- control the
shipbui1ding situation on the Great
Lakes. ".
q bout a month ago the Pittsburg
Steamship Company ordered four yes
sells Of over 10 900 capacity each, at5l
an aggregate cost of 81 700, 900, plac
ing the order with the Amer1can5f
Shipbuilding Company These btgs
vessels, of the a. b. SVolyin and Sal
hara type. have deEa onstrate ted their.
ability to operate as economically as
!.
words, the 5000 ton vessel Will dol
he work OF two vessels or s. oOstons
:apa city, q + the expense Of one. In
marine circles fits current knowledge
hat the big vessels of modern typeSE
'arns IS to 30 per cent. net profit per
innum on the cost$of construction IN
N of season ike the present when
he vessel Of smaller capacity earns
o. per cent. and the more ancient
ype# of. wooden vessel in the heayysl5 q
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1904-11-25
An Odd Record

The late Miss Julia Moore. Sir DIN
Moore's niece, like many very old PEG
pie. was extremely proud Of her age
and lost no opportunity of showing it,
When she was asked by friend If she.
was going to see the coronation OF
Kng:Edward VII. she answered.. IN o.
I have been out of London for the, last
three coronations. and don't care to
alter my record" What an exaltation
one must feel at being able to say a
thing like that,
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1904-11-25
-ExERcIsEs For HEALTH.
"A Little Shaking Up Before Break
fast rs a Sslosls ri Il, =. RI.

I a Iittr,.S staI.fne co.
fast Is a GOOD T1si1.E.
For almost every I3erson under% q -
and for 4 rre.l many r,t,or,lt,. f,ycr + ~
exercise is the ncnress ar,i,-o,,3ti.l -, !,
nanacea- for $ahofIly ;T7s tIl3 tsTl,ns 81
been devised Ca,1sI1,r fbc b6Iv -
move md stretch ,I,tI =, Il
makes thc HOOD rl,-cI1I,t p
IFS WORK ana tIIo nfa,.ISas,
tlropped stitches An ..xccilcnt tlrns ~
exercise Is before ,,,.t4.,iZfnst NnIfl,ey.
man non. Han \, ercoss n s,,t,<sI,g
hunrrvr DiIrjnr, 5s1cfs,,5 Moro 4 ntfIG
wosfa of ner.a- ~ 49,
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trade hard IA
MS
lnoWs have ord fesr Tessssiss
of ne Iarg apassi Tor Iris S
son sbnrs 81 III Cons
dis Tread nsgoti Tor ne 81
some lis III
ity. inc luding some hal
type, w hich III
coas trade. They are -, Be
with vessels OF mod
largest carrying scap acity
NEGOTIATIONS are now iii III f,s
progress of
or three Of s. ss
pet tors of
sCompany to end
may be al BILE to
steel scoFporationn not OH zosis
Ste s plant on
those Of he ireat
#ctonpanS or q 81 the liitfs
Dry Docks Conn
orstWo others!
ss,s, he.$ssapttal
Sill dfng sampa
e t}t COOS eeIa Tered
81. 5000 ia
rat sasset loot
81. 1000
sfss5;sss::;;:oGi
aends
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1904-11-25

TEMPER,

A great source Of cruelty is temper
When it is considered what n vast sum
Of misery temper causes in the world.
how many homes are darkened and
how many hearts are saddened by it;
when we remember that its. perBecu.
tons have not even the purifying con.
sequences of most other calamitieu, in.
asmuch as its effects upon fits innocent
victims are rather cank erous than me
dicinal; when we call to mind TINT a
bright face and bright disposition
are like sunshine in house. and a
gloomy, lowering countenance as de-
pressing as an Arctic night. we. must
acknowledge that temper itself Is only
another form Of cruelty. and very bad
form too ~
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U.s. PERSONA RoA9IN

II ttss un,enl App IL
4 ~ 20 re ,raI lsinIs on SeIf-
1 All the cult ated app ear d naost
i3waYs TO be tall 1ns3 abou Il themselves,
iSbutsi IS easy for 4 supsr cialB observer
to exaggerate the extent 10 which this
/ is the case. For Instance, II you dis
cuss witt cultivated man a question
iSof morals or the wisdom or rectitudeSof
any particular line of conduct he Will
tell you what he thinks right or what
he thinks wrong or what strikes him
as wise or foolish. with very little use
of the personal pronotin. He can see
the situa ton from the outside. But If
you discuss it with an uneducated man.
he Is incapable OF this detached attis.
tude of mind. The uneducated man can
only picture the Circumstance to hinl-
self by picturing himself in the midst
of them. What he thinks right and
wise Is, no doubt, often great deniS
better and wiser than what he would
actually have done Such and such as
thing was wrong; should not have
done it." he says, or: such and such
was foolish. Now, had 1t been m e. T.
should have done so and so1 To the
sophisticated listener he gives an! inns
preston of appalling self lighthouse
ness and even perhaps of Hypocrisy.
but the impression is 4 mistaken one
Hc argues in the yocativc case, Because
it IS the one in which he can most cas-
lily express himself. ft
Some people,3i it must be admitted. at
tract conEd ences from those who haEe
noweakness for making them. We are !
not a1iGding to those persons who by
q method of deft cross questioning
manage to abstract information with |
which they have no business SucIlz
is not confided bystts orig-sE
inal owner. but stolen from him. or at: |.
least wormed out of him. The people
we mean have that in their face and
bearing Which makes all the world
at home with them. Whoever meets
them taay know that they are incapa-
bic of giving q snub ora rebuff to any
onc v no claims their sympathy. be he
never 50 silly They so about the
world unarmed and unafraid and. to
give human nature its due5llhurt. en-
it is they who make the
irst confidence, telling those who see
hem. even for the first time, that they
ire sympathetic and detached, and MS
llrewd as they are harmless London
'pect=t tor 4,
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a Family Prob1e1n.

Teacher was explaining the meaning
Z OF the word recuperate.
Now, Willie" she said, t.If your
father worked hard$aH day. he would
be tired> and all worn out, wouldn't
hep,
= Yesm'
Then when night comes and his
work is over for the day. what does
he dor
That's what ma wants to Know
Cleveland Leader
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Prny T. For a. ainter

Mrs. Bitter-I just hate that woman
4 hope she'll lose all her money. get
some disfiguring Illness be run down
by train- Rev. Goodhart- Sister, sis
ter! We are told to pray for our enc
mics. Mrs. Bitter-Well, I'm praying
for all those things for her.-Philadel-
plia Press
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1904-11-25

Some scientist has declared that
there IS as much strength in three eggs
as there Is in a pound OF beefsteals-'.
said the observer.
Well replied the actor, 81 met a1r
egg once that would have eliminated
the other two eggs from that PROPOSE
.hon."Exchange
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His Point Of view

What is your idea Of truly good
wife q asked the youth 81
- truly good wife, z answered the
CumminsvilIe sage. lis one who loves
her husband and her country. but
doesn't attempt to run either Phla-
delphia inquirer
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Not the, Landlords Fnult.

A travelling man found hair in his
order of honey at a Afuscotah hotel and
complained to the landlord about 1T
can't help 1T, = the landlord replied.
81 bought It for combed honey. Kan
sas City Star.
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Looking Ahead.

She (boredo-N Mr. Lytely. I can
never love you. honor and respect
you. am sure you would make some
other woman a good husband. t.
ae---We l-ercould you-er give mea
letter OF recommendation to my next
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You Want the Best

Are you going to spend your vsca-
ton somewhere out OF town?
II So of course You viii want one
OF your home papers to follow you.
Why not the West virginian?
It's the best. and OF course you want
the best, and It WIN only cost you ten
cents per2Feek mailed to any address
In the United States. .533
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