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The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-10-14

Prof BenbOw successfully steered
his air ship for 500 yards at St Louis.
But it's a thousand miles TO Wash
ingtOn-
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-10-14

Perhaps the New Yorker who lived
on grass would point TO that as pIOO4
Of his horse sense.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-10-14

London is getting giddy. The
daughter Of the lord mayor has been
Tilted by an Egyptian official and
somebody exploded a bunch Of fire
crackers in Westminster Abbey.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-10-14

Mrs. Waterstock Gust back from
Europe)-So Blanche ROxtOn got mar
ried at last? I understand it was a
very swell wedding2
Mrs. Ritehie-YOu've been misin-
formed; why, even the precinct re-
serves weren't called out!
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-10-14

II would suit Upton if the rules OF
the game could be so amended that
he could have his British yacht buili
in America
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-10-14

The Brooklyn man who lived on
grass for six months seems to have
succeeded II reducing q meat diet TO
its first principles
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-10-14

Hans, the educated horse, proves Il
be a fraud. Still he probably has
brains enough 10 know what 10 think
Of his recent admirers.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-10-14

An eminent sculptor declares the
human foot is growing smaller, but it
is understood he never worked with
Chicago models
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-10-14

In order doubtless to dispeI local
prejudice against the practice, BOs-
ton papers announce that a woman
lob years old takes a daily bath"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-10-14

In what better way could a New
port heiress get her jewels before the
public than BY being robbed OF them /!
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-10-14

1t will take thirty yards Of ma
terial, the dressmakers say, to make
an autumn dress-bUt they won't
bother Dr.. Mary Walker.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-10-14

What a helpless creature is mani
A convention Of dTessmakers says
that big sleeves are to be in style
once more and he cannot prevent it
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-10-14

The palace OF peace, for which An
drew Carnegie has provided funds, is
TO be erected at Scheveningen- any
one who has ever tried to pronounce
that famous name to the satisfaction
Of a listening Hollander VIII recog.
nize the need OF a palace of peace in
the neighborhoOd-
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-10-14

The tremendous apple crop OF this
year might arrange a pair advantage
ously with the wheat crop
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-10-14

Every hOusekeeper should know
that if they will buy Defiance Cold
Water Starch for laundry use they
Will save not only time, because it
never sticks to the iron, but because
each package contains 16 Ozone full
pound-While ali other Cold Water
Starches are put up in %-poUnd pack
ages, and the price is the same, 10
cents. Then again because Defiance
Starch is free from all injurious chem
icals. If your grocer tries to sell you q
1907. package it is because he has
a stock on hand which he wishes to
dispose OF before he puts in Defiance.
He knows that Defiance Starch has
printed on every package in large let.
tiers and figures 10 ozs." Demand
Defiance and save much time and
money and the annoyance Of the iron
sticking. Defiance never sticks.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-10-14

It's noble in those Menominee
(AGich.) girls who viii wear on their
silk stockings notices in praise of
the town. But, name Of Venusl
What Of the classical proportions Of
ankles so constructed as to afford
advertising spaces?-New York
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-10-14

An Ohio man has been arrested for
killing a book agent Possibly, how
ever, the sheriff was new to his bust
ness and didn't know any better
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-10-14

my white folks Is goin' 70 De sea-
SHOT" said one colored girl.
Dat sin't so much" was the an
sWer. Mine IS got bathin' suits an Is
Eofn' al de way IN"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-10-14

F7orid Old Lady taking train at
statiOn) which is the most
dangerous car on the train?
COnductor-The last car Is supposed
TO me, madam.
2 o. Then why don't they leave
II OH
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-10-14

Ms Reggie Vanderbilt IS never
without a certain bracelet Of Turkish
EaHufsctue
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-10-14

"Are they your Sunday clothes9
Why, they look as IL you had slept in
them" well, I went TO church last
Sunday morning"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-10-14

He-I am marrying her for her
money.
she-But money does not always
lead to happiness.
No. but I thought it might faciIi-
tate the search"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-10-14

TIE fsIIow WhO wins 3 glrFs hand
feels that be carries OF the pain
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-10-14

The Corporal-''The moment the FIR
ing began Captain Flicker quit the
field and ran home"
The Sergeant-"A brave Officer al
ways desires to be where the fighting is
the heaviest. 7 understand he and his
wife are QuarTeling all the time"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-10-14
senaitIe Hon.e..en.r.

VIII have Defiance Starch, not alone
because they get one-third more for
the same money, but also because of
superior quality.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-10-14

A busy man e about ss a0cishIa e
. W0msa with the tootaaeha
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-10-14

Teacher was explaining the meaning
Of the word recuperate. Now. Willie"
she said, eff your father worked hard
all day, he would BE tired and all WORD
out, wouldn't her"
'fYes'm."
Then when night comes, and his
work is over for the day, what does he
do?''
That's what ma wants to know"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-10-14

Il think you viii be interested in
these Stories" said the cOckshure con
tributOr. ''the ideas are original"
''Yes," replied the editor, colby, "bu
We prefer good ones"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-10-14
FEW LieHTNINa ROD AGENTS

rointed out in my earlier response the
- - In ny l-lEnenr- On e
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1904-12-23
New Daily for Mitchell

Republican: The indications are
that Mitchell is to have another daily
newspaper. Such we learn 1rol,l a
prospectus issued by Mcssrs e. a.. x
l. Fl. Fry Co., who are to be the pub
lishors. e. n. Fry is at present con
Quoting paper in N%iobrara, Neb.
and he recently established Il paper at
Lake Andes. The prospectus states
that the first issue Of the daily will
take place Monday morning, Jan. 8,
1905, and Will appear every morning
in the year. The name of the paper
will be the Mitchell Daily Star, and
will be Republican, in politics. 1t will
DO seven-columns and four pages, and
will cost Is cents a week.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1904-12-23

Bears til, 11he Kind You Have Always Bought
S's1 ss &1H2Nzzzm
neware of

"DeWltt's is the only genuine witch
hazel salyc" writes j. l.. Tucker, of
Centre. Ala. 81 have used it in my
family for piles, cuts aud burns for
years and can recommend it to be the
best Salve or the market. Every fam
lily should keep it, as it is an invalu-
abba household remedy, and should al
ways be kept on hand for immediate
use" Mrs. Samuel Gage OF North
Bush, n. y, says: 81 had a fever sore
on my ankle for twelve years that the
doctols could not cure. All salve and
blood remedies proved worthless. 1
conld not walk for over two years.
Tinal'yIwas persuaded to tryDeWitt's
Witch Hazel Salye. which completely
cure me. 1t is a wonderful relief.'
DeWitt'S Witch Hazel Salve cures
without leaving a scar. +. +. Miller.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1904-12-23
Rubbing 1t In

Howard Spirit: No gloss of sophis.
try or clamor of greed will conceal the
fact that contention for the "enlarged
homestead" land grab is an admission
of the s'deSert waste
Sioux Falls Press: 1t is but IL few
weeks back in the record of time that
many of these newspapers were apply,
ing to the capital removal issue the
arguments that should now lead them
to oppose the proposed homestead act.
In now advocating that measure they
confess that what they said on the
Pierre side of the question vas mere
fabrication in the interest of a cause,
Either that or what they are now say
ing in behalf OF the enlarged home
stead is mere fabrication in the inter
est of the king who car 90 no wrong
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1904-12-23
Everybody's Magazine

The sensational ''foreword" to Mr..
Lawson's story IN Everybody's Maya
zine promised strange disclosures Of
certain proceedings in a Delaware
courtroom, in which two dress-suit
cases filled with money changed hands
under the Judges eyes. This incident
forms the climax OF the January H.
stallment Of ''Frenzied Finance" and
is the closing scene OF a tremendous
fight for the control OF Bay State Gas.
The unfortune company IS shown in
the throes of a r%eceiveryhip, from
which it is rescued after an incredible
struggle. The reader is introduced to
three new characters, and, in passing,
learns that the "System" spent five
millions of dollars to change the votes
of five doubtful states in the '96 ma
tional election. The narrative, which
is full IF exciting and tumultuous cpl
sodes. brings to a close the first part
of Mr.. Lawson's story. In apologizing
for the long delay in entering upon
the crimes of Amalgamated. he says
that brutal as the Incidents of Bay
State Gas may seem to me and wo-
men IMMERSED in the methods of Or
poration manipulators, they are mild
IN comparison with the lawlessness
and greed that will be revealed in the
story to follow.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1904-12-23
Ihat capItoI Building

Parker New Era: THE state does
not need Il new capitol building: the
present large and suitable che has ao-
c~ommodated the state we'll for four
teen years more" Our readers heard
that statement hundreds of times
during "the late unpleasantness" 1t
was one of Pierre's strong spiels. But,
what a difference now. Pierre workers
want Il million dollar capitol building
righr away, because 1.-THE old shell is
inadequate and unsafe" 1t is esti.
mated that the Northwestern railroad
will charge about S250,O0 for haul.
Ing the stone alone for q million
dollar capitol building. If the people
edo not watch out" the coming ]egis.
lature will oyerdo the appropriation
act, for with capitol, militia, state in.
situations, ETC., the lobbyists will hayc
fine picking to the dis%comforture of
the taxpayers.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1904-12-23
Flxnt VIII ne bitter

Those who will persist in closing
their ears against the continual re-
commentator of DR.. Kings New
Discovery for Consumption, will have
a long and bitter fight with their
troubles, il not ended earlier by fatal
termination. Read what T. r. Beall
of Beall, Miss. has to say: "Last fall
my wife had every symptom of con-
sumption. She took DR.. Kings New
Discovery after everything else had
failed. Improvement came at once
and four bottles entirely cured her.
Guaranteed by II. e. Miller, druggist.
Price 80 ard $1.OO. Trial bottles free
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1904-12-23
Dick Gets Sarcastic

IroQuois Chief: Our friend Shober,
of the Hlghmore Bulletin. is working
overtime trying to convince himself
that the present state officers we're
not the choice Of the people. Well, we
know Of n Woodworking Hyde coun-
ty reformer that might possibly be in
duccd to come to the rescue and sacri-
flee himself fort he benefit of the dear
people, but it would be expecting too
much to ask him to fiji all the Offices,
and it is hard to think of anyone else
that could be trusted to absolutely
sink self and work exclusively for the
peoples interests.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1904-12-23
South Dakota educational Association

Meets at Deadwood next week Tues
day. Great preparations have been
made by Deadwood people to give the
people from the eastern part of the
state a cordial reception. 1t is a great
opportunity for all to visit the Black
Hills. For sleeping Car accommoda-
tions wire j.. Fl. Gable, Omaha, Neb.,
who will arrange for reservations at
Sioux City. Mr.. Gable will take per-
sonal charge Of the excursionists at
Sioux City and see them through to
the Hills-and this fact alone is
enough to insure a delightful journey
to all. Mr.. Gable is travelling passen-
ger agent of the Northwestern (Elk-
hor") orr = r-ir"c Of good fellows,
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1904-12-23
from the Ylrsa Brothers

Rubicnn. Mich. Zee. IA, 1904.
c. II. Tinan, Kimball. S. D..
Dear Sir:-.As don't want to be caught by the
sheriff New Years q intend to have a better
time) send me a bill for the GRAPHIC to January
!, 1906. We are having a very nice winter. Snow
is about six inches deep and weather clear. 1
got my share of the dee: this fall and now l am
putting in my spare time trapping. There are
some otter and wolves left aud | am trying TO
get what's left of them. NC. Y1RsA.
tThe Yirsa brothers are operating a handle
factory in Michigan.-Ld,
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1904-12-23
revolution Imminent

a sure sign of approaching revolt
and serious trouble in your system is
NERVOUSNESS, slceplessneSs, or stomach
upsets. Electric BitterS will quickly
diSmembcr the troublesome causes. 1t
never fails to tone the stomach and
regulate the kidneys and bowels. slim
ulate the liver, and clarity the blood.
Run down systems benefit particular
ly and all the usual attending aches
vanis,. under its searching and thor.
ough effectiveness. Electic Bitters is
only 80 C, and that is returned if it
don't give perfect satisfaction. Guar
anteed by u. Miller, Druggist,
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1904-12-23

Get II package of visiting cards,
printed in new Tiffany engraved
script, and present them to your wife
or daughter. sweetheart or sister.
Order them OF the GRAPHIC today.
Splendid assortment Of goods for
furnishing and decorating Il home at
y. M. Bowles' furniture store. Those
In search of NmaS presents please call
early. Prices always the lowest to he
obtained.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. b. Porter and son
and daughter arrived from Crcston,
Iowa, a week ago tonight for a fort
nights visit with relatives. Mrs.
Porter is Il sister OF Mrs. Miller and
Mrs. Tinan.
Lots OF nlc things for Christmas
preSe hts to please the little folks at
Bowlcs' Furniture store, such as Bis.
sells toy carpet sweepers, toy carts. toy
trunks, doll cabs, chlldrcn's slcds,
wagons, and so on.
One of the big show windows in the
Ochsner department store was hand
somely dressed yesterday with holiday
goods, conspicuous in the display be-
ing IL nice spread of hand-painted
china.
a. NJ. Williamson had a public sale
at his farm in Corey Lake Tuesday
Mr.. Williamson finds the old place has
lost its attractions since the death
OF MIS-. Williamson and he will rent it
and go to Iowa tor a time.
Burglars broke into the vault of the
Wakonda bank in Clay county last
week, but when they saw the burglar.
proof manganese safe they passed.
This is the kind of safe A. G.. Whit.
beck put in his banks last year.
John Lytlc came down from his
Grow Lake ranch Monday with q load
of hogs and poultry. John says that
he will not move onto his farm north
of Kimball until spring as he has his
feed all on his Crow Lake ranch.
Two more of the Conyer boys enlist.
ed in Company III the other night.
Pretty good boys, those Conyer brouh.
ers. Came here, bought a house the
first crack. installed a telephone and
altogether show a spirit of trying tt
help push things along.
~ Woonsocket party is here Install.
ing gasoline lights in both hotels, the
j. III. Wolf store and Brunsklll's sa.
loon. The Wolf company put in a
S4OO apparatus when the store was
built, but it has never worked salts
factory.
Among the farmers to pay their res.
poets to the GRAPHIC the past week
week we're j. q. Slechta. Sam Brown,
Frank Dewitt, Chas. Welstock, Joe
kuchera, W.Gregoon, i. Tomshek, Der
Jurrens and Il few others whose names
have slipped our memory. No Office
in town gets the string of callers that
the GRAPHIC does-eXcept the post.
office.
If a farmer would thrcsh IL Thousand
bushels OF wheat and permit a thou.
sand different men, living in twenty
states, to each come and take away a
bushel of grain, to be n:4id for later
"when they got to 1.-THE would be
IN much the anne condition as the
publisher OF a newspaper trying to
round up what is due him from time
to time.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1904-12-23


Mrs. Marion Curtiss Andera, our
lost angel" remembers the editor
this Christmas season with a beautiful
souyincr from her California home.
That girl is strictly alright.
Cox the weather man man sent a
cold wave message from Chicago to
the GRAPHIC yesterday and made
good. The temperature began to fail
at dark and reached 6 below zero dur
ing the night.
+. a. Reynolds returned from his
Oklahoma trip Wednesday night,
bringing with him a barrel of mistle-
toe. Girls who have business at his
Office better watch out: there NAV be
a sprig oyer the door.
In reponse to the demand of the
Sioux Falls commission man for 10. 900
jack-rabbits for export to France, Mr..
a. b. Porter of Creston, Iowa, arrived
last week to begin the slaughter. He
has already killed several hundred
around kimball and hasn't fairly got
his hand in. Mr.. Porter is Il crack
rifle shot at moving objects and has
no trouble at all in hitting IL jack at
full speed 200 yards distant.
Col. j. NJ. Greene wa: here Monday
inspecting Company IL. Capt. Quirk
got word that Major O. w. Coursey of
Mitchell would be here last week to
inspect the company. but took no
action toward getting his men togeth-
err for an inspection. So "Old Conk''
sent Col. Greene up, and though the
notice was a short enc, Capt. p. j.
Qui1k got out a good squad of men
and Col. Greene found the company
and equipment in soldier like shape.
One of Brulc county's best young
farmers came into the Office one day
this week and said: "Say, Tinan, 1
can't pay that subscription account
until March, when l will turf of some
stuff and will settle up with you" OF
course he was told "that was all
right" We never refused to accom-,
modate Il man with an account, and
don't expect to crowd one at this late
day. What makes Il newspaper pub
lisher-or any other business nan
tired is to have not the slightest at,
tentlon paid to a statement sent
Business is business, and when one
cannot meet Il payment the proper
thing is to go to the creditor and talk
it over and have an understanding
about it. This saves worry on the
part of both.
Once in awhile somebody kicks
about the rent paid for phones II
Kimball. There isn't Il town with an
exchange that we know of-and We
have taken particular pains to make
wide inNujry-where the rate Isl for
residences and SI.5O for business
places) is any lower-and usually it is
higher. We know Of several cities
where they have the Bell company
and an independent mutual company
owned by business men. each operat.
ing 500 to 700 phones, and the rate is
Il straight $3.50 per month house OF
business place. If these companies
with 600 phones can't make it pay at
less rate how car a company operating
80 phones do it? For the first few
years with Il new exchange the eX
pense nf repairs is small. After that
they increase rapidly, and the whole
system has to be renewed every few
years. poles and wires excepted.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1904-12-23
Horse

Running like mad down the street
dumping the occupants, on a hundred
othe accidents, are every. day occur
rences, II behooYes everybody to have
Salvc. Burns, cuts, sores, eczema
and piles, disappear quickly under its
soothing effect. 25c, at Miller's store.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1904-12-23

We sell comforters. full size, forsl.25
Bed blankets from so cents up. A
large stock of all wool blankets, wooden
shawls, single and double. Sofa pill
lows and well there's no use in trying
to tell you all. Come in and get warn
look around and If you can see any.
thing you can't use tell us and we'll
lose no time in trying to 10Y it. j.
III, Wolf Co.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1904-12-23

We have a zoe coffee that many of
u customers know and other would
buy il they only knew. Ii you want a
first class drink at Il very moderate
pricc-try our 20 cent "Cuban'' You'll
find 1T the cheapest and the best. J.H.
Wolf COMPANY.