The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-11-26
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H' 9eSs has she been
married long Not long at a time -
philadelphia Ledger.
Willing victim: She-When 7 sr,
my face against anything l mean n
He-Would you-er-mind satt,n~ :
your face against mine?-Exchanee
Dashaway-Did you have anv from.
Die making love to Miss Flyer? Clever.
ton-None whatever. The trouhle
came when 1 tried to break awav
Life.
have you been reading any of these
articles on Why Men Don't Go n
Onurcnr" mo. One might as well
go to church and be done with itn-
Exchange.
heast-Why is woman's pocket
IKE the north pole7 Crimsonbeak-
Ihats easy. Because the man doesn't
iiVe who ever discovered it.-Yonkers
Statesman.
Mlstress-You seem to have a good
deal OF company. Mary. Maid-Yes'm.
Dey's what l call my rainbeaux. Seven
different colored gentlemen. Yas'm.-
Princeton Tiger.
One enough; Her Father (sternly)-
Young man, can you support a fam
ilyf Young Man (startled)-Why-cr
i only wanted your daughter.-Phil-
adelphia Ledger.
Naybor-Is that a new hen-house
you're buildingf Mr.. Snappy-No;
this is an old one I'm building to take
the place Of the new one tore down
last week.-Exchange
Mrs. Casey-An' plat did TIL doc
thor say allied yer Mr.. Casey-Appen-
dicius. Mrs Casey-Och, worral OF
knew he'd say thot If We wore thoi
new Sunday suit--Judge.
Heavium-Did you ever drink any
OF those substitutes for coffee? Lightly
What a foolish question: You know
l have sojourned In boarding houses
for the past ten years.-Chicago News
DR.. Pendicks-Has your treatment
of Jones' lung troubles been success
full DR.. Sharp-Very. l sent him the
bill six months ago and he hasn't
coughed yet.-Cincinnati Commercial
Tribune.
American War Correspondent -
} wish I were back in New York. Eng
lish War Correspondent-W Amer
lean War Correspondent-I'd be abb,
to learn something about what they'rE
doing here.-Puck.
f.to 4
soothingly, you'll wake up som
morning and find yourself famous.
"Not muchT growled the pessimisti
poet, at would be just my luck t
oversleep myself that morning. phil
adelphia Press.
, 81 believe" said the sanguine, bu
visionary, inventor, ''if l only had tim
i could make successful flying ma
3 chine. "Of course you could make
) all right II you only had plenty o
I time. Time files. you know."-Phila
delphia Ledger.
Applying the principle: Ikey-
Fader, hat made mistake in gifin
der schange to dot last customer.
! give him dvendw-fife cendts too littl'
His Father-Vell, key, some wise ma
e has said dot We should try to brofit b
our NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..
: tits always dangerous to jump a
conclusions Eaid the careful mar
= you're liable to make yourself ridict
lous, at least" YES" replied the Jel
sey commuter, 81 jumped at the col
IS clusion of ferry-boat once. an
e missed it."-Philadelphia Ledger.
..That fellow-townsman Of yours,
remarked the New Yorker, 'hasn
much idea of table manners. NO. n
: piled the Chicagoan, II noticed tina
why. the other day 1 seen him use II
: same knife for his pie that he'd use
, to eat his peas with."-Philadelph
q Ledger.
\ Mrs. Farmer-Josiah, I'm goin'
p town tomorrow to buy new carp
4 for the parlor. What kind had | be
q ter git? Farmer Prosperity kind
like. Belindy. 1t makes no diff renee
bustles, ex-minister, croquette. or !
: CRATE. Suit yourself.-Kansas Cii
Journal.
strenuous times since: Pa-No'
don't ask me any more questions.
i don't see why your history lessor
should bother you 80. They didr
bother me when l was a boy. Willie
Well. there wasn't so much histol
81 made when you was a boy.-Phlladt
:. phia Ledger.
e .What beautiful lawn you have
Is Eyes" answered Mr.. Nagley's wit
u my husband keeps 1t that way" Il
?. must be very Industrious" Yes. T
:, never misses a day with his Law
" mower: although l could scarcely <
II him to touch 1t until the neighbors /
7. gan to complain about the noise
made."-Washingt Star.
n ChoHy proudly)-By Jovel /
y quite a professor of swimming, dor
! YOU know. l taught Mabel Galley he
70 to swim In two lessons. Jack-Ga
That was a quick throwdown. Chol
dndignantly)-What do you mea
Jack-why, she let me give her t
n Jesaons before she learned.-Town al
=, Country.
y 80 you are looking forward to
l. good time this SUMMER" Eyes. sii
rs answered Mr.. Cumrox. Going out
T, town." mo. I'm going to send mo.h
and the girls out OF town. Then /
q going to sit in my shirt-sleeves, smo
Wv my pipe in the parlor, and hire sire
- ot.co n nlav all the rag-time / wan