Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1904-11-19
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day, Nora. 1 don't think we can af
ford it.-Pick- Me-Up.
M1ke-Are you much hurried, Patti
DO We want a docthor? Pat-A doc
thor, We fuleI Afther bein' ruined
over by trolley car? Phwat OF want
is lawyer.
Mrs. Casey-Sure, tn goat has ate
all av Maggie's piano music! Mr.. Ca
sey-Thank tn lardl Now, if he'd
only ate tn PLAINLY, Odd pension him
fer loifeLPuck.
He declares his wife made him all
that he is" "Quite likely. And l
should judge that she didn't waste
more than half an hour on the job
Harper's Bazaar.
At The Hague: whats that build
ing, pa?" That, my son, is the Temple
of Peace" whats it for?' Its a
sort of club where nations wrangle be-
tween wars."-Life.
so Silas was charged with having
seven wives. Was tn judge severe
en- him?" Awful! He discharged
him with all of his wives waitin' fer
him in tn corridor"
He-Like all young men, 1 have my
faults. She-Yes, but they are so in
significant that no self-respecting girl
would feel justified in marrying you to
reform you.-Illustrated Bits.
The Doctor-You don't like travel
mo fha NalI =
enough, except for the dust and Gin
ders. The Professor-Cinders? Eyel
There's the rub.-Chicago Tribune.
Patent Medicine Proprietor - Did
that chap we sent the gross of medi-
cine to send us a testimonial? Secre-
tary-Well, no; but we got cards Of
thanks from several of his heirs
Puck.
Scripture verified: Hearing of a tax
assessor who had been waylaid and
shot by robbers, Brother Dickey said:
How truly do de Bible say. De way
of de tax assessor is hardv ATLANTA
Constitution.
"Why, Johnny, how much you look
like your fatherp' remarked a visitor
to a 4-year-old. "Yes'm," answered
that's what everybody says. but
can't help it."
Doctor, how can l make sure that
the ice 1 use on the table is free from
germs?" boil it, and the good fam
lily physician at once made a twodol-
lar entry in his day -book.-Detroit
Free Press.
"Miss Lovelace-Alicia-w you not
consent to be mistress of my estates?
cannot tell you how much l love
can give me a rough estmate-in |
acres. Life.
Her Mother-Mr. Sloman has been |
coming to Sc you for quite a long |
while, Maude. What are his inten-
tons? Do you know? She-Well, L
Press.
young man." said Dustin Stax, "I
had to work for my money" "Well,
was the chilly reply. "enough
people in our set are throwing that up
to me without your talking about it."
Washington Star.
Tom-So Miss Turner refused you
eh? Did she give any reason for do
ng so? Jack-Yes, indeed; two of
them. Tom-What were they? Jack
and another fellow.-Su-
)erior CWis) Telegram.
Old Lady-Meat is very dear, butch
r. 1 can hardly afford to buy any.
not turn vegetarian,
nun? Old Lady-No. indeed; l was
born and brought up a Baptist. and
I'M not going to change my religion
It my time of life.
He-Do you think marriages are
made in heaven? She-I don't know. |
Perhaps they are, but I'd be satisfied ,
With one made in-or, that is. of
curse, wasn't thinking what-oh,
charlie, do you really mean it?-Chi- I
ago Record-Herald.
A little fellow in saying his prayers !
me night entreated blessing on his
unit. who was dangerously i'll, and
.ravely concluded with these words:
And please, God, don't forget her adj
ress She lives at 8 Blank street, OH
he third floor to the right"
Newitt-I see great statistician :
avs that considerably more than one i,
alf the worlds population is fem
line. Congratulations If that !.
'ere so how would he account for the
act that "one-half the world doesn't
now how the other half lives?"