New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-03-24

The experts OF the Bureau OF Chemistry. Depart
ment OF Agriculture have found plentiful evidence
that the basic aluminium acetate Is the secret OF
the preservation OF the imported sausage As this
aluminium salt IL ndigestible and harmful even in
small quantities. the line will be drawn with in
creased nrmness against the embalmed sausage
OMAR AT THE SPRING OPENINGS.
As one with Nerve prepared for Anything
Snong a Sea OF Women I was tossed.
Yet saw the fashions that are sprung this spring.
H.
Some gorgeous as n Bird OF Paradise. .,.,.
a And those . which got the very highest Praise
found we're marked the very highest Price
III.
Yet this was not the Thought that came TO Me.
Nav. nav. my Medltations were upon
The kinds Of Donkey that Man can be-
For here methought. Hat. and Dress. and
And fiumags Of the Ostrich and the Dove.
And SIX and setin lac ss sp e. EtSm pine
nps see' msd Snd them 9r With Heart safe
lie noteth all the Beauty OF the Dress.
Affection finds its birth IN Fashions knack
Of sending Grecian Bend or Habit Back.
Men plight their Troths 70 Sundays gay Attire.
And get Divorce from Mondays Dressing Sack.
VII
II IS the Rustic % the sllken Frock $3.50
That makes tho Heart within your Bosom Knock
An. take tho Dress and let the Woman goI
And you will have Dan Cupid beat block
VIII.
These are the Thoughts that came into my Mind
While gazing on the ashions new DESIGNED
And. knowing al the FooLshn1esss;; a tst1s
TX.
Twas this: saw a rich creation there.
IL made me sigh: For thee alone care
And SO I needs must take backward Look
~ ~ -(Chcago Tribune.
Sir Frederick T'reves the eminent English sur
geon. recently delivered address In which he
took the view that the knife Is used too hastily IN
many cases OF appendicitis. There are opposing
schools OF surgery all over the world in this gen.
Grafton one is rarely willing TO wait and OFTEN
cuts I'm n hurry. The other holds to the view that
Nature ought to have liberal chance to do her
best In the long run, the conservative surgeons
may possibly como out ahead
Nv administrations day as Pat halted at the
TOP 81 sh mind rlfe stopped and asked:
How long have you hauled water for the village
my gooG o Issh sor..
All How many loads do you take in day'''
Al, yes! Row have problem for yog 9, Hoy s,T
s %qsA water at this rate nave you nau,sa a.
The driver OF the watering cart 1erked MS tnuto
wather yez don't see there now. sor.'-(Christan
Advocate.
There will be no international yachting OF I'M
portance on this side OF the Atlantic in 1904 Sir
Thomas Upton seems to be taking vacation
IN BRIEF.
Auto" monster OF such hideous mien.
That TO be hated needs but TO be Scent
One FIRST endures. then mounts. and goes TO smash
New March l6 1904 W.
C.ony a woman killed: several wounded Fine.
Thor, are two widows OF Revolutionary soldiers
living. One OF these is Rebecca Mayo. now over
ninety years old, who resides az New-Berne. Va
Stephen Mayo her husband. had four terms OF
service In the Revolution. and fought at the battles
of Brandywine and Germantown She married him
I'm 1894 when he was seventy-seven years or age.
The other surviving widow is Esther 5. Duncan
of Plymouth Union. VT. The Committee on PEN
sions OF the United States House OF Representa-
tives has reported in of granting increase
OF pension to Mrs. Mayo from S12 to SO a month
TABLOID LOVE LETTERS
"a Halbau, bandsman has corresponding with The
lady OF by the ingenious method Of using initial
Home The bard feels himself unable TO resist word Of
thanks to this genteman)
Benedcent bandsman OF BALKAN.
May good fortune and wealth and the best Of sound
Pursue see't You wherever you be-
We've had since creation began,
But very much question II any
Have done such a service 10 man.
In the DAYS that are distant. departed.
(EIow very laborious ii seernsD
A lover who wrote an anectlonate note
Was expected to I'LL several reams.
II used 10 as tonish and grieve her
II ne showed a desire 70 scamp.
And many q got brain fever,
And dozens got writer's cramp.
Then YOU came with your cunning Continuance.
And gave q mcrciful rest;
No need to spend days In pursuit OF phrase.
OR a sentiment neatly expressed.
You freed a last from our letters.
You smoothed our fast-furrowing brow;
series of capital letters
Is all she expects from us now.
with ease void of every exertion
We dash OFF a passionate screed.
The whole may be writ In 4 line and bit.
Though it's rather perplexing to read.
| II allen eye should peruse IL.
No meaning it's likely to teach
And II battles the counsel who'd use II