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The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-11-03

(Which none OF her readers Knew.
Oh, the hours we spent, and the
-four we spent,
And the sugar we wasted like sand,
Al the behest of the woman who new
or had cooked
(And now we know that she never
could cook.
And did not understand.
A woman there was, and she wrote
all right
CAS- you or I might dol
How ont of barrel to make chair,
To be covered with chintz and stuff
ed with hair,a ~
'Twould adorn any parfor and give 1t
*.It an air iU aat
tAndwe thought the tale was true).
On, the. days we worked and the ways
we worked,
To hammer AM saw and tack,
In making a chair in which no one
would SIT
4 Asli III which 40 one could pos
Silly 81;
withQul a c:ick N his back.
A woman there was, and she had her
fun
tBetter than you and ID.
She wrote receipts and she never
tried one;
She wrote about ehildren-of course
she had none 81
She told us to do what she never had
done .s
land never intended to try.
And IL isn't to toll and 1t isn't TO
spoil.
That brings the cup Of disgrace
It's 10 follow woman who didn't
know beans
(Agwoman who never had cooked any
beans)
But wrote and was paid to Ill
space.
Exchange.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-11-03
For Commissioner

The Bulletin Is authorized TO announce that
James Muicahy is a candidate on the Demo
cratic ticket for election 70 the Office OF conn-
~ commissioner.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-11-03
CIRCULATION STATEMENT.

Average daily and Sunday for ten
months, ending Oct. 3l,l904 1886
Average daily and Sunday for
month of October. 1904 .2O92
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-11-03

Cleopatra. the queen of the ME.
Used to polish her teeth with me-.
When asked why II was
She answered Because
| think colored molars are vile.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-11-03
allnAurittrn n. arlniialie.

Interested Farher~.+"Did yon tell
her how sorry you were 10 leave
ner?'
Son-"No, but I brought consider
able pressure to bear on the subject
| think she understood
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-11-03

The only way out OF il Is for Cortel'
you to publish his Information.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-11-03

The two hundredth anniversary OF
the death OF John Locke win be com
memorated next Tuesday by the de
partment Of philosophy and psycnoio
Nv of Johns Hopkins university.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-11-03

Aunt Hannah-'Have You told any
one of your engagement to Mr. Sweet
ser?''
Edith--"No / haven't told a sout
except Bessie Miller, who thought nc
was going 40 ask her. h
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-11-03
For Coroner.

The Tgullehn Is authorized to announce thai
James McManus Is 9 candidate on the Demo-
cratic ticket for reelection 10 the once OF
coroner.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-11-03

Georgia has held the lead in the
production OF peaches for the eastern
market since 1909. and for years 70
come is likely to be the Leading peach
state in the union She has over =
ESQ 0oA trees. The supremacy was
Erested IRON Maryland.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-11-03

Congressman crosvenor gives
Roosevelt 314 votes. Tom Taggart
claims z59 for Judge Parker.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-11-03
ANN DUN CEM E N I s
For circuit CLERK.

The bulletin L. authorized to announce that
Lee b. Davis is = candidate on the Democratic
ticket for reelection to the ONCE OF circuit
clerk
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-11-03

Judge Parker has got the Republi-
cans on the run.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-11-03

Jesse r. Grant. the youngest son OF
General U. s Grant, has come out for
Judge Parker.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-11-03

The Democratic rooster is getting
ready to crow.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-11-03

j. W Muffiy Of sDes Moines, has
written history Of the One Hundred
and Fofty-eighth Pennsylvania yolun'
teers. He was adjutant of the regi'
ment
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-11-03

Judge Parker as public orator Is a
vote getter.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-11-03
For states Attorney.

The I3ulletin is authorized to announce that
Alexander Wilson Is candidate on ahe
Democratic ticket for reelection TO the ONCE
OF states attorney.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-11-03

John and Maurice Reid, brothers,
work a farm together near Waterbury,
Conn, but have not spoken to each
other in ten YEARS.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-11-03

'T' ~efialniy tlisi, 'bAss'' VIZ w 40 Y
eBut don't ynu know II was wrong
to pass i, 7" !.
II didn't zacly pass ~ boss. You
see, was passin round de plate IN
church las Sunday, an fist exchang
ed IT,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-11-03

Unless that muzzle is removed Mr
Roosevelt is in danger Of suffocation'
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-11-03

George II Utter Republican candi'
date for governor Of Rhode Island. Is
editor of the Westerly Sun, the only
paper east of the Sierra Nevada noun
tain5 to Issue a Sunday evening edi-
ton.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-11-03

The Evening views is Cairo's lead
ing evening newspaper-l5c per
month to Bulletin subscribers.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-11-03
IS YEARS AGO TODAY.
THE ELECTION.

From The Bulletin of Nov, ;, 1869.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-11-03

Rear Admiral George Wood Pig
man. u. s. n, soon to retire, entered
the naval academy In 1861,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-11-03
ever See One !?

Ever see OHcI Me
There are such people. | am told.
But | have never found
A ike spellbinder that could hold
An audience apcllbonnd.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-11-03
POINTS ABOUT PEOPLE

Premier Balfour is getting fleshy
He has been slender heretofore.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-11-03
ITEMS OF INTEREST

Victoria. d. c., is soon TO operate
the largest lighthouse in America, u
will be of $50, 600 candle power and
visible for twenty-five miles
Canadian railroads are Offering as
high as $3.50 and sl.75 day for la
horers for construction work. but are
unable TO procure sufficient men.
Puerto which pays for Meth
er army nor navy-is the most light
ly.taxed country on earth. IL has no
debt
According to the latest returns to
the territorial. board Of equalization.
there are 2s7.G96 cattle in Arizona
valued at si,57s,s25.
A Iemberg doctor who experiment.
I'd on a hospital porter with Roenf-
gen rays has had TO pay e5e0 for the
permanent injuries he caused.
Glass houses of a very substantial
kind can be built now. Silesian
elassmakers are turning on; glass
bricks for. all sorts Of building pur-
poses.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-11-03
SHEARS AND PASTE.
Too often.

Too Often.
physician-Y'ou nlsy take a drink
vita each meal
PATIENT dom think It would agree
with me 10 eaf as often as thar. doc
tor.
Exchange Was Robbery.
@Yon say You got rid OF that eo'in-
terfeit quarter ! gave you. sam!
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-11-03
WRITING AND DOING.

A woman there was. and she wroe
for the press
(As you and might dol.
She told how to cut and fit dress,
And howsto stew many a savory mess;
BUT she never did II herself, ! guess
(Which none of her readers knew.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-11-03
A CHRISTMAS GIFT.

He rose from the ranks, having been
commissioned three years ago.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1904-07-25
.ELKS AND KAMS
WERE WINNERS
TWO GOOD GAMES OF BASEBALL.
PLAYED ON SATURDAY AFTER
NOON-THE SCORES.

The Elks and the Rams were the win
ners of Saturdays ball games, the
Males being defeated by the former
and the Punahous succumbing to the
latter. The Elks played in good luck.
The score was to in favor of the
Males when the Elks went to the bat
for their ninth innings but they bunch
ed their hits nicely Cunha getting a
neat two-bagger Two men scored
and the same was tied. In the tenth
the Elks raped out their winning run.
Castle pitched for the Punahous in
their game with the Rams and was
playing an excellent game until he met
with an accident which prevented his
running well. Captain Vanatta of the
Hams refused to allow a substitute
runner, an action which while within
his rights, earned much criticism.
First game:
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1904-07-25
THE STRIKE


Hawaii Shinpo, the Japanese weekly
paper has the following in its English
columns:
The managers Of Waipahu plan
tation have decided to stand firm and
resist the demands of the striking
labOrtrs. We hope they will adhere to
tins decision, for the sake of the future
relations between employers and la
borers throughout the Territory. The
unjustness of some of the demands of
the laborers at Waipahu is so apparent
that to yield to them would be simply
inviting more trouble.
The strikers who are demanding the
abrogation of their proft-sharing con-
tracts are making a demand which
they should be ashamed to formulate
If there was a prospect that the con-
tracts We're to be specially profitable,
these labOrers would not be anxious to
have such agreements set aside. They
would take the extra profits. They
made the contracts hoping for Just
such extra profits. What would they
do if a plantation manager, in an extra
prosperous year. told them they must
give up the contracts and take daily
wages? Such a proposal would be an
outrage but not more outrageous than
the demand now made by the laborers
that the managers set aside the profit
sharing contracts and pay wages, just
because it appears likely that the con-
tracts will not pay very heavily.
The Japanese press of the islands
is unanimous in denouncIng this unjust
strike and in backing the managers
of Waipahu. Every well-informed and
rght-thinking japanese holds the same
view. 1t is only a small and unde-
sirable company of agitators at Wal
pahu who have led the thirteen hun
dred into the present strike We hope,
as we have already said, that the man
ayers will stand firm, and that the
Japanese who have stirred up this trou-
bic will get the lesson they deserve. Let
them be fired out and kept out, of Wal
pahu, and let it be understood that
they are not wanted anywhere else"
1T is evident that the pernicious few
| leaders who have caused this stril4e
need a lesson. The only way to give
them a lesson. The only way to give
stand firm, shut down on every striker
and let strikers go. To yield would
We believe, cause strikes at Eva, Aiea
| Waialua and other places. 1t would
! lead to further unreasonable demands
The only safe plan is firmness-a firm,
ness that will give the strike leaders
a lesson and furnish an example fol
others. If the present strikers are deal
with as they should be, and if they
find that it does not pay to strike,-tha'
| plantation managers have the nerve t
stand for their rights,-it will be a les
son that will be taken to heart all ovel
the islands. 1t will prevent more
| strikes"
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1904-07-25
IN
THE OPEN AIR
SYMPHONY CLUB PROGRAM AR
RANGED FOR MOONLIGHT CON
CERT NEXT THURSDAY.

The Honolulu symphony Orchestra is
at present making most elaborate pre-
parations for the open air moonlight
concert which will be given next Thurs
day evening At the rehearsal held
Friday night the members went
through the orchestra numbers of the
program and demonstrated to the full
satisfaction of the critical memDers
who heard them that they are ready to
give a performance of good musical va
lue. The numbers played also showed
that program had been prepared
which should please even a critical au-
dience. The star selection is probably
the symphony MiHtaire" by Haydn
but the overture from the Bohemian
Girl and especially "a lovely little piece
by Schumau the Voice of Love" are
sure to find many admirers.
The Anvil Chorus from the rrovators
is "a great favorite and Wagner's wei
known Under the Double Eagle
march, which has been added to the
program by request will also attract at
tention.
The orchestra Will be assisted by Mrs.
gorge MacfarIane and Paul Isenberg
who will render vocal selections. The
symphony club is considering itself
lucky to have secured the invaluable
aid of two so excellent vocalists.
The program win be as follows.
Overture" Bohemian Girl" ...... Balfe
symphony Orchestra.
Symphonic Militaire (adagio, allegro
Observation-Disclosures. Haydn
symphony Orchestra.
Voice Of love Schumau
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1904-07-25
SAID PASHA.'

The cast for the opera Of said
Pasha" has been completed and the re-
hearsals will progress without inter-
ruption. The opera is being presented
under the direction of james DOugher-
ty and Hugo Herzer and will be pro-
duced in September. The principal
role is assumed by Mrs. l.. r.. Crook
(nee Dowsett), whose voicesis said TO
be admirably adapted to the catchy
music. The role is that of Alti, the
ideal queen of Altara. Her sister Mrs.
Robert Brennan, will sing the part OF
Balah Sojah, Altis stepmother Mrs.
James Dougherty and Miss Agnes Lyle
will sing respectively the parts ON Sc
mer and Puma ,Altrs attendants. The
title role is assumed by Raymond c.
Brown with Hugo Herzer impersonat-
ing Hassan Bey, officer of the Turkish
patrol. DOugherty will play the role
of Terano, a Mexican nObleman, The
remainder of the cast will be as follows
Hadad, an adventurer, Sonny Cunhai
Nockey his companion, Guy Livingston
Rajahe the commander of Altara, j
Hastings Rowland; Ali Musfid, Musfid
Ali, Plain Musfd, Officers of the Indian
government Fred Angus, Clarence Wa
terman Harry Wilder.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1904-07-25
BISHOPS MONEY MATTERs.

Judge De Bolt on Saturday gave an
oral decision granting the prayer in the
bill of equity brought by Charles H.
Bishop and Evelyn G. Bishop against
e. FaXOn Bishop and Joseph O. Carter.
BY this decision a new disposition is
made of the Bishop property. The prop
erty in question is valued at about $10O-
900. Under the new arrangement, Eve
lyn H. Bishop having been granted a
separation from Charles II. Bishop in
April last, One-third of the trust estate
after liquidating a debt to +. FaXon
Bishop, was to be set apart free and
clear of the trust deed, as the sole and
absolute property of G. II. Bishop, also
free and clear of dover or any marital
clanm, the trustees to make the division
so that he should receive, as near as
practicable, an equal proportion Of in
come and nOn-incOme bearing property
The remaining tWO-thiTdS was to be
held in trust and one-half of its net
income to be the absolute property of
Evelyn G. Bishop during the term OF
her natural life, and the remaining one.
half to be paid share and share alike to
the five children, the share Of any OF
them who might die to go to his or heI
heirs, Upon the death of the mother
her share goes in equal division to the
children, and upOn the death of bOtt
parents the entire estate passes to the
children.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1904-07-25
"I Can't Go

I've such terrible headache" need
never be said again. DR.. Miles Anti
Pain Pills quickly cure and positively
prevent headache and all bodily pain.
No opiates, non-laxative, never oldin bulk.
Guaranteed. All druggists Is doses % centG
DIR. MILES MEDICAL Co., Elkhart. Ind.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1904-07-25

ROGERS-At Waikiki, Maui, July 16,
1904, to MI and Mrs Waldemar Ro-
gers, "A son.
KAIWI-At Honolulu, July %, 1904, to
the wife of James II. X. EatWi, Jr.,
daughter.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1904-07-25

Summer Complaint is the children's
most dangerous enemy and the mothers
most dreadful foe. Immediate and prop
er treatment is always necessary.
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and Diar-
rhoea Remedy, given according to di-
rsctions, is the most effectual remedy
known. For sale by all dealers. Ben
son, Smith & Co., agents for Hawaii.
Twenty-Five cents pays for a Want
ad in the star. A bargain.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1904-07-25

The japanese desire to cut off the re-
treat OF General Stakelberg, It's real
mean if the Japs to wish to deprive
Ctakelberg o. the only thing that he
really cares for.-The Atlanta Journal.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1904-07-25
MARRIED.

GARCIA-DOS REIS-At st. Anthony's
Church, at Wailuku, Maui, July 21
by the Rev. Father Julian, Joaquin
Garcia and Minnie dos Refs.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1904-07-25
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The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1904-07-25

Twenty-Five cents pays for a Want
ad in the Star. A bargain.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1904-07-25
JAPANEsE DO sEARcHING.

Associated Press. Morning Service.
CHEFOO, July ga German steam
err from Newchwang has been searched
by Japanese torpedo boats.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1904-07-25
A NEW PROPOSAL.

wished Hm-HOw would
me Her-Oh immensely. Hm-WeT n minister
will make u One-ChicagO News p :, rs 4FHlA
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1904-07-25

Star want ads pay at once-
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1904-07-25
", G. IRWIN & CO., LTD ,

Eyuu- G. Irwin. President nd Manager
ERaus Spreckels.. First Vice-President
w. M. Giffard Second Vlce-President
q Yg. Whitney r.. Secy and Treasurer
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1904-07-25

F. G. SMITH,
q. p. A T, A.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1904-07-25
INWARD.

a r.. DENNISON
Supt
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1904-03-19
Death of Joseph Hamill.

Joseph Hamill, one Of Hancock S
pioneer residents, passed away at
six o clock Monday, at his home in
Ripley, of pneumonia. Mr.. Hamill
enjoyed wide acquaintance in the
upper peninsula. Prior TO the con-
struction of railways, Mr.. Hamill
carried the mails between L'Anse
and Hancock by means of a dog
team. After the railroads were
built connecting l. 'Anse and Hough-
ton, Mr.. Hamill conducted a stage
route to Ontonagon, which he main
tanned for a number of years. Mr.
Hamill was born in Canada ~ years
ago, coming to this country when
about nineteen years of age. He
is survived by widow Sand six
children.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1904-03-19

have been there the thermometer has
never registered as low as zero more
than four times, for we get the tenn
pori2ing influences OF the Japanese
current. Our population is 1900, and
the city model of cleanliness. Our
streets and sidewalks are constructed
of inch thick tough-fibered brentwood
plank, the latter raised six feet from
the street level and slightly inclined
to shed the water, The streets and
sidewalks are flushed twice week,
and present a neat and unique appear
aDce. Half m:ie across the bay are
the famous mining towns of Doug
lass and Treadwell. the latter with the
largest stamp mill in the world. The
mines there have paid 100000 in
dividends. The original surface ore
only ran SO to 81 to the ton. but now
at 1,2G0 feet II is showing $39 to the
ton. We raise splendid vegetables and
in great quantities all about Juneau"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1904-03-19
Increase for Pensioners.

Commissioner OF Pensions Ware,
with the approval Of Secretary
Hitchcock, Thursday promulgated
the most important pension ruling
that has been issued in long time.
1t directs that beginning April /, if
there is no contrary evidence and
all other legal requirements have
been met, claimants for pensions
under the general act of June %,
1890, who are over 62 years old,
shall be considered as disabled one
half of their ability to perform man
ual labor and shall be entitled to Sc
per month; over 60, So; over 6S,
so; and over 20. sl2; the usual
allowances at the higher rates con-
tinuing for disabilities other than
age.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1904-03-19
OYSTERS REARED BY HAND.

.[5-3O-tfl
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1904-03-19
Propagation of the succuIent Bivalvs
Has Been Successfully Accom-
pIished by Naturalist.

Although many attempts have been
made up to very recent date 1t has
been impossible to propagate oysters
artificially, but within the last year
Prof. julius Nelson, biologist for the
state bureau of shell fisheries of New
Jersey, has succeeded in propagating
oyster germs or seed, says the Chicago
Chronicle.
II female oyster be jabbed with a
knife in the right way the knife point
Will be smeared with a milky-looking
substance, in which by the aid of
microscope, can be seen tiny eggs hav-
ing the general shape of minute oys-
ters.
III the same proceeding be gone
through with for the male and the two
fluids mixed in salt water fertilization
will occur in about ten minutes, and
in about an hour the first development
of the egg begins. After "a hours the
shells begin to come and the oysters
are in fair way to grow up. At the
first impregnation, although many
male sperms adhere to one egg. II is
shown by the microscope that if more
than one enters the egg monstrosity
results which will not develop.
The great difficulty at present is to
keep the minute oyster fry from es-
Gaping from the sea water tank in
which they are enveloped, but this
problem is in a fair way of solution,
and the day may not be far off when
the oyster can get his oyster seed in
the earliest stages Of its development
and ready to set" on the shells plant
ed for them.