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Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-06-17

Miss NJ. Cartledge gives some
helpful advice to young girls.
Her letter Is but one Of thou.
sands which prove that nothing
is SO helpful to young girls who
are Just arriving at the period Of
womanhood as Lydia E. Pink.
hams Vegetable Compound.
"DxAn Mns. PrSxnAM:-I cannot
praise Lydia +. Plnkhnm's vcRe.
table Compound too highly, for IL
Is tho only medicine I ever tried which
cured me. l suffered much from my
first menstrual period, I felt 40 weak
md dizzy at times l could not pursue
r.,y studies with the usual interest.
Ny thoughts became sluggish, had
headaches, baclsachcs and sinking
spclls, also pains In tho back and lower
lmbs. In fact. I was sick all over. y
Finally. after many other remedies
had been tried. VIC werc advised TO get
Lydia +. Pinkhnm's Vegetable
Compound, and ] am pleased TO say
that after taking Il only two weeks, .
wonderful change for tho better took
place, and in short umc Nus In
perfect health felt buoyant. full Of
life. and found all work q pastimc.
am indeed glad to tell my experience
with Lydia +. Pinkham's vcgc-
tnblo Compound, for 1t made dif.
fcrcnt girl Of me- Yours very truly,
Miss n. CARrr.,;ooE, $50 Whitehall St,
Atlanta, Ca $4,000 fo,fsit " e,isi~ai.of
a1Dss jsttee psoeng gspsfnsasss caGeof b psp1ses
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-06-17

Exact limitations Of natural wood.
can bs used on old or new work.: color
card. ask your dealer or write US. Tho
Itumphysy-Ion.s Msr. Co. 1874 Arapa-
nos. 81 Denver. Colo. fI
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-06-17

Cstarrh Il the Kidneys . Common
Disease - Kidney Trouble 0ftsn
Fails to b Rsgafdsd - Catafrh By
Physicians.
Catarrh Of tho kidneys Is very com.
mon indeed. II IL = pity this fact Ii not
better known to the physicians as well
~ the people. -
People have kidney disease. They
take some diurctic. hoping To get better.
They never once think of catarrh. Kid
ncy disease and catarrh arc seldom as
sociatcd In the minds Of tho people.
and. alas. Il Is not very often associated
In the minds of the physicians. Too
few physicians recognize catarrh OF the
Kidneys They doctor for somethinR
else. They try this remedy and that
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-06-17
CATARRH is THE CAUSE
OF MOST KIDNEY DISEASES.
PE-RU.NA CURES CATARRH.

Captain James L. Dempsey, csPtain Ind PFscincs
Troy Police Force writes from I9s Ferry St, Troy,
n. E., as follows
..Esea ny psssessI szssetsscs wifb Psssss is@
ssAisAlsd MIS- . vssy nss rs0e4y ~ esesnhs! A.
1netanss. whsGbse ~ ths AssA Issss. ste0seA o.
eefvie esxsas. u csrss oakds quietly. se6 NV
1osss ssEes aNUee sstss sxpessFe pesvssfs AxDees.
.Sooo - ~ PsGroioss sndss ~ AsvO ebe
fossd Rpssf .rsiisf from Persas. 10 hee ssrss
eheoaie easss of kidssy sad bls6dee trooA&es. ~.
ssoesd nee ssffseisS ffo@ isdlgsstioe an1 sbss.
makian. asd an fully psrsas6s6 fhoe n 70 -
hoaesk r,iiebls medicins. ksacs fslir eo6oess
asd rsesmmss6 ~ LANES L DEMPSEY
Officer A. G. swanson writes from oH Harrison
St. Council Bluffs, Ia, as follows:
sAs my duties compelled me to be out In all kinda
of weather contracted severe cold from time TO
time which settled In the Kidneys, causing severe
pains and trouble In the pelvic organs -,
al am now like man, am IN splendid health
cpd give all praise to Peruna- T. swanson.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-06-17

riso's Cure ia the bes, rnsi.eins No erss as~d
for all Affections Of the throat and irngs-wA-
o. EApsLnr. ysnbGEes. lad. fet- 10. L.o
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-06-17

Angel cake Is a square meal on the
honey ymOon. afterward nothing viii do
bat steak and fried potatoes.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-06-17
varnI.h stains.

thsrs Is IN 30 sa.h thing ing as luck.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-06-17
TOLD ~ CALIFORNIA.

Helping the
XII d u eys II
helping the
whole body.
for Il IL the
kidneys that
remove the
poisons AMI
waste from
the b . d "
lie nj 8
'hb shph
k~oa has
made = any
sick men and
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-06-17

Samuel r. Sprcchrr. Junior Bendlc Court Angelina,
a4:: l. o. o. T., eos New High ST, Los Angeles. CAL,
writcs -.
~ came here few ysass sgo ssferia1 WITH eefsrrh
Of the Kidneys, Ia search os health. fhoggm the
Bat what the eamsss could not do Psruns could ssd
dSd do. Ssvsn wssks' trial eonviacsd ne that hss
ehe sishf nscdkciae sndI Was Gbss we'll 01s. Ikoow
Of Sf least twsasy fie0ds sad @s0bes os the Iod9s
to whsch bskoa1 WHO hsvs 6eea cuFs6 Of esfsnh.
hisdss aod kidocy foss through The ne os Psssns'
an6 II has host of kisods 70 shis city,"
SAMUEL. r. SPR6CHeR.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-06-17

Try me jnst-once- and Lam sure to
come again: Defiance starch
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-06-17

some men ,spepd their money as FOO
SHY as others spend their time
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-06-17

Mra. Winalow's .sooshine ayrsp. =
nansasee. ailays paaa. cusss Wind eosa eaca eosoa
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-06-17

.osss,~s He's, cs'., ,...'si.s - crtcnA
nassissst. s. lie tss. - thsrssi. C-sisi Fs ~
- stsi = ei o-ss-t s.sS. ~ Dsy.s,s iss<.e,
cNs~.skssss - Paris. R.s Dc 10 rsis rss,s.. IN
- 50 ~ . iiss 70 csis E,sy iisssss,-
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-06-17

Il understand you were carried away
by her singing. ""wcii. not quite that:
1 was driven away by II. though.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-06-17

A dollar saved In n dollar. earned. and
u dollar not ionned IL a dollar saved.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-03-18
A RAPID TRANSIT EPISODE.

This porning about half past ten.
O tall lady with a half.sized husband,
boarded King street car. the lady
was wearing her husband on her right
hand, when they entered the husband
looked up. and said to his wife:
you're tall enough to reach q strap.
but what can I hold" she said. III
was as short as you are. I'd hold my
tongue" SO he took hold Of his tongue.
the car started and he fell down,
whereupon his dutiful spouse hol
lored, whats the matter. can't you
stand up?' Said hubby, "They both
slipped" Both what" said the wife
Both my feet and my tongue" said
the little husband, but let's get OF the
car and &C and see Bath the plumber
and have look at that new line ol
Douglass Patent Closets that hav(
Just arrived. His telephone ID 81
Main.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-03-18
AGRICULTURE As PROFESSION

d. L. Van Dine, U. s. Experiment
Station entomologist, delivered an ad-
dress In the Y. NJ. c. A. hall last even
ing on the subject Of Agriculture as
% Profession" The speaker said II
was one OF the newest professions and
yet II offered Uore positions to capable
young men at fair salaries than any
other profession. The colleges arc
preparing great numbers Of this do.
partment Of science and still there
were great many more positions than
applicants. Agriculture was the fouu
dation of the prosperity of the nation
II was the one upon which all Other
professions depended.
The speaker said there were sixty.
four agricultural colleges and sixty.
two stations in the United States
There was great demand in foreign
countries for American agricultural
lists. Many of the applicants were Sc.
curing large salaries.
Mr.. Mccormick spoke of his failure
with vegetables and his success with
pineapples at Wahiawa. Messrs. Toel
liner, Day, Law. Brown and Martin
were among those who spoke. A vote
Of thanks was rendered Mr.. Van Dine
for his most interesting and instructive
address.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-03-18
Will You Help a Sicl Friend !?
Get Ny Book For Him Now.
Which Book on DYSPEPSIA
snail Book on the Kidneys
Book for Women
Book s for Men (sealed)
sends Book ! on Rheumatism


Send me no money.
Only tell me which book to send.
You certainly know Of some one who Is siek-some
sufferer who would be grateful for the help my book
offers. -
And that book tells OF a way to help. Tells Of a
way so certain that l. as physician, offer that help
on trial The book tells how Tor 20 years In hospitals
and at bedsdes searched for q way to cure deep.
seated and difieult diseases. tells how perfected
my prescription-Dr Shops Restorative. How by
scientific experiment traced out the causes that
bring on chronic diseases.
1found invariably that where there was weakness
the inside nerves were weak. Where there was lack
Of vitality that the vital nerves lacked power. Where
weak organs were found always found weak nerves.
Not the nerves commonly thought Of but the vital or
gans' nerves. the inside the Invisible nerves.
This was revelation. Then NY real success began.
Then combined ingredients that would strengthen,
that would vitsiife these nerves. That prescription
called restorative. II Is known the world now
as DR.. Shops Restorative. After that did not fail
TO cure one case In each hundred. In the extremely d.
feult my failures for five years one In each
forty treated. found cancer incurable. Cancer Is
for surgery not medicine.
Then how to get this prescription to SICK ones
everywhere was my thought. must announce II IN
the public press. But thought I, will they realize the
Truth Of my dscoysry--the real power Of Dr. Shoors
Restorative Then a way came TO mt like an In
spiraton. IL will offer II to the sick on uial. Then
they will know ! am sincere"
wrote reliable druggist In each city and villa0
u America. They agreed to cooperate with me
Now, by any sick one,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-03-18
Dr.. Shops Restorative

can be taken on trial. For full month will let you
use II entirely at my risk
Send no money. Just write me Tor the book you
need When send II will tell you Of druggist near
by who will permit the months trial. Use the Resto-
ra,ive month. Then decide II you say to the drug
gist "h did not help me that will relieve You Of any
expense whatever. He will bill the cost to me.
This Is my way of clearing your mind Of all doubt
as to what DR. Shops Restorative can DO No matter
how preuiicei you cannot dispute this absolute secur-
ity offer You cannot resist an offer like this " you
are at all sick.
II you have a weakness. write me. II you can't do
things like you used to do them tell me about Il.
Write in confidence. As physician will tell you
a way to help. Get my book now--toiay.
Address DR. Shoop, Box 8j,r. Racine, Wis.
Mi cases, not chronic. are often cured with one or
two bottles Al druggists.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-03-18
ENGINEERS TO MEET.

The regular semi-annual meeting Of
the Honolulu Engineering Association
for the election of officers, ETC., will be
held in the Assembly Hall. over the Of
fees of Castle. 4 Cooke. Ltd, corner of
King and Bethel streets, on Monday,
March 81, 1904, at 1880 p. N. Early
will be made to anotlier
place to smoker" as arranged by
the committee.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-03-18
ARcHpeAcoN WEBER.

Archdeacon Webber, who arrived In
the Alameda this morning, will open
his mission In st. Clements church,
Wilder Avenue. at 1880 o'clock this
evening. Everybody is invited to at
tend the services. The Archdeacon is
very eloquent speaker and large
crowds always gather wherever 1t Is
announced he will speak.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-03-18
PASSENGERS DEPARTED.

For Kauai ports. per stmr. Mikahala.
March 17.-Mrs. Geo. II. Allen, w. P.
Miller, A. V. Peters, Miss Mohlum, f.
j, Cross, James Dyson, d. Kalauoka-
lani, Jr.. Jos. S. Ferry and wife, A.
Waterhouse and wife, DR.. w. G. Rog-
ers, c. II. Bishop.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-03-18
kURoPArkIN's ESTIMATE.

st. Petersburg, March 1S.-General
Kuropatkin telegraphs that by to-
morrow there will be 100000 Russian
troops concentrated between Harbin
and Port Arthur.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-03-18
JAPAN SUGAR TAX.

Toxic. March 1S.-It is proposed to
tax sugar as follows: Dutch standard,
No. /, one yen the hundred pounds;
No. 2, one yen, forty sen; No. 3, one
yen, eighty sen; No. 4, four yen, twen-
ty sen.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-03-18
STEAD IS TABUED.

Capetown, March 1S.-Lord Milnei
has cancelled, the permit granted VIM
I. Stead to travel in South Africa ow.
ing to Stead's recent speeches.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-03-18
PORT ARTHUR QUIET.

Port Arthur, March 1s.-Things are
quiet here. The bands play In the
parks twice week. The fleet has re-
turned to port.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-03-18
PRICES HAVE RISEN.

Lao Yang, March 1S.-Prices have
risen enormously since troops began
concentrating here.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-03-18
TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets
All druggists refund the money II 1t
fails to cure. Z. w. Groves signature
Is on each box; 25 cents.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-03-18
ST. PATRIck's DAY.

London, March 1S.-St. Patrick
day was but slightly observed In
England. 1t was generally observed
throughout Ireland.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-03-18
llrEvlrch iNsPEcTs.

Newchwang. March 1S.-General
Litevitch has inspected the defences
here.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-03-18
WORLD NEWS BY CABLE
(Associated Press Gable.
RECRoSSING YAlU,

Seoul, March 1S.-Russian cavalry
is recrossing the Yalu.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-03-18
LODGE, No. 3, I. o. o. r.

Meets every Monday evening at 1880
In Harmony Hall, King street.
W. +. HALL, N. G.,
Z. r. HENDRY, Secretary.
All visiting brothers very cordially
invited.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-03-18
HONOLULU LODGE s,s, q. p. o. E.

Honolulu Lodge No. GIG, B. p. o. E.,
will meet in their new hall, on Miller
and Beretania streets. every Friday
evening.
BY order Of the e. R.
HARRY H. SIMPSON.
Secretary.
F.E. THOMPSON, Err.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-08-29
FOR THOSE WHO MUST "cuss.-
Some Comparatively Harmless Words
That Nav Be Empioyed.

A dictionary of innocuous expletr
ives to replace the cue words" Or.
di'aarily employed by the profane OF
habit is TO be compiled by the British
National Association for the Suppress
sion Of Bad Language.
Recognizing that flesh is weak and
that under the stress of emotion man
is prone to express himself pictures
quely and vigorously, the organization
purposes to pursue middle course by
seeking to induce swearers to use
harmless words.
These are some of the substitutes
Cor real swearing that members OF the
association would be pleased TO have
uttered by the public:
Fudge, sugar, golly, gosh, ginger.
urickey, John Robinson, whoop-de-doo,
bing, bang, bosh, Caesars ghost, gee,
my eye, tush. pish, WOW" and others
which are to be coined.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-08-29

In factories and offices, increasing g
'tariy IN numbers, are a thousano
machines the, surpass human fingers
n deftness and even out-think I'll.
iuman brain. New ones are coz
>taDtly invented
ihIs The new machine for decurat
itg crockeyy puts on the china. by :
single action. the border patterns anf
monogram centers. which formerly re
iuired whole process OF hand work
he machine is operated by compress
ed air aud has a maximum capacity ol
decorating, in this manner, 120 do2eI
pieces OF crockery in single hour
With the assistance Of two boys
new speed Indicator has been ads,
I'd 10 locomotive practice that nc,
only indicates the varying speed pt
tie engine, but automatically applies
the brakes when the speed exceeds
he established safety limit. thus s,te
aess!uliE replacing the speed feel
II engineers.
10 dc a*ay with suesswork r
Office ard shop management, ard t,
lind nGt the real amount aud value @
each and every different kind Of laba.
expended ON giVeu piece Gf work
here is machine which makes {
permanent record i,y card printing
net Only uf single period o1 inc l1,t'
Also nt an indefinite number of per-
odS. This record shows the number
ii hours and minutes put on the ios
2ttd also lhe time oi day when the jof
vas started When the Job is Gone
The totals of labor costs are entered
an the outside of the envelope con
tanning them, together with a recorf
II the material used. Each record is
entered nn the factory books for per
manent reference.
The sewing of buttons ON shoes anG
Oh garments is no longer done by
hand IN modern factories. There is 8
machine that seWs s 3hu buttons or
garments in nine uours--or more thar
eight expert sewers could possibly dc
in tEe same time. This machine re
quires no expert operator. A boy ol
girl runs X,
And III one insurance once, where
it was formerly necessary for a force
Of clerks to copy names on reference
cards 10 be fled in various places
! one clerk ROW writes the name on ;
single card with metallic ink. clamp!
it in q holder with a humber o
alank cards, and flashes an Xra.
i through the packet. Thus by single
notion one man writes, Or rathe
prints. all the cards.-The World
Work.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-08-29
IMAGE RICHLY CLAD
TREASURE vROVE m CHAPEL OF
CITY OF MEXICO.
IeWe.ed Figure of the Virgin Sold for
s,ooo-Oiseovery Of its Value an
AeoiGent-Hao Been for Years Com.
parativeIy Unnoticed.

A curious discover, has Just been
made concerning II, image of The Nir
sin in The {, g. =. Il tse Cole4io ,le i,
VNcainss il tae <'jjv Of Mexico.
One ia. j.. '-1". three Spaniar.
while raaia!if.- through tnc c.ty motto
ed uhr aeI ui poor chi".reH play, &
ia the street. apparently 1ncared for
And With 40 Sc3ItDl to attend This
.hectin:s !nsr'.e:. hen. To erect at
cost of 4@,nej' O. ihe gree. gloomy
red store hiillli,." occupy ing an en-
tire bloc ana kEuUn as he Coegio
de las NiZcainas, Or de San lgnacio
or de la Fa2 for girls. chiefly orphans.
The Intention uf tie eeu.rols trio.
natives Of RiseaN, vas to limit the
benefits Of tie school 10 children of
Spaniards. but jaG& age this wa
I found in pra"ticsEln
This al cen; Institution is conducted
un1er The supervision OF some Of the
foremost ia,,i@s II Mexico, including
The wife cf i'r@sisjp,i Diaz. Recent,
some ri taes> %H!1c~ ~ecejeed permis
sion 10 re4o} &c II ones Of tue III
ages in The @9!4o.~e chapel To do
this they Gf!oc1.cH II lie cases. N.
, Gliding one If sToo.: go, class in which
figure ri Tie S'..g Il stood for many
years ~ .,..&|,liho&
70 their a'raze,o"ni .hc appareuf!H
humls|y elaa ima;S@ lso""} 10 be of
WoGG, beautifully "r2 a9t;e.;zsal1v cary
ed, covered Is Il sheet ct silNer stud
! A. n IL, n ',;
, Competent judges say The image
represented originally the Virgin of
! the Angels aud was later tranSf0rm
! into the Njr:Iiu Of tire Conception, aS
shown by rh, nfsltijation Of the grouy
Of angel heads on which the fee, rest
ed At one time there were sever
heads and three had been severed. Is
silver crescent, ifow in two 1:eces haf
oeen nailed over the head ard face
, Of one OF the angels
The attitude Of the body is ex,reue-
T., natural aud correct. and the work
caanship Of the silver tunic and the
@e1l, hanging In rich folds and grace
fully caught at the waist, Is highly
praised by artists. From crown tC
! base the height is | metre and Is cen.
tjmetres.
The Jewels consisted of 1879 dia.
monds, 342 emeralds. 26 ruhies, 1.947
+, pearls. with four s,ores said to be
hyacinths. notwithstanding the care
taken to protect the image after the
discovery Of its value, scme thief was
able to steal from the case seventeen
] gold chains. one gold and emerald but
terfy and several diamonds and
pearls.
An expert from the Monte de Pie
dad. national pa~nshop, estimated the
valne of the figure and decorations al
$4,000 An offer from jeweler OF
: $4,000 was accepted an the image
sold to him. It is rumored that the
I Image will be sert to Paris.
] The purchase money will be use(
In providing for an additional number
OF students who, after receiving a,
education. desire to remain in The
! school instead of going into the world
! The right to this home, "lugar ds
grac4a." ceases only with marriage
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-08-29
A Trick of Trade.

Popys tells in his diary that in the
reign of King Charles II. a customer
bargaining with a London merchant
for claret hired confederate to "tnun-
der (Which he had the art OF doing
upon a deal board) and to rain and
hail--that is, make the noise of--so
as TO give them a pretense of under
vaming their merchants wines. by
saying this thunder woulc spoil and
turn them: which was so reasonable
to the the merchant that he did sbate
.vo pistols per tun for the wine In
;ol;af - thof -"
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-08-29
ESSAY ON THE HORSE.
Remarkable Production Said to Ee
Work cf indian.

Here is remarkable essay on the
horse, said to be from the pen of an
Indian student: "The horse is very
noble quadruped, but when he is angry
he will not do so. He is ridden on
the spinal cord by the bride and sad
ly the driver places his foots on the
stirrups and divides his lower limbs
across the saddle and drives his ami.
NAL to the meadow. He has four
legs; two are on the front side and
two are afterward. These are the
weapons on which he runs. He also
defends himself by extending these in
the rear in a parallel direction toward
his foe, but this he does only when
he is in an aggravating mood. There
is no animal like the horse. No SOON
er they see their guardian or master
than they always cry for food, but it
is always at the morning time"
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-08-29
YANKEE tNVaG!Gl- II Nat FAILED.
English Girl Unwilling to CapituIate
at the First Attack

English Girl Unwilling to CapituIate
at the First Attack.
An Engli h girl was visiting some
friends at Crescent Beach, Mass. last
August and bath was a delight.
One morning man ccme up TO her.
Good morning." he said, water
nice and Warm?''
Beautiful she replied.
Guess you don't belong here"
"No London"
Going to stay long,"
'No only another fortnight"
Fortnight! Guess that means two
weeks. Well, guess you need never
go back. I've been watching you some
days, and | said, She's my limit !
own seven tenement houses in BOs-
ton, money saved in the bank Will
you have me? Don't want to hurry
you. This is Tuesday. Come on
Thursday by o'clock car with your
friends, so that they can see every.
thing is o. K Then we can be mar
ried on Saturday. Mind you, seven
tenement houses, all let Ii you don't
come by that car, guess the marriage
lis on
Need it be said she did not go by
that car? The marriage was OF.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-08-29
RULES IN EAST AFRICA.
American Girl Wife Of Powerful Ger
man Official


Countess Won Goetzen. Wife Of the
military and civil governor of Ger
man East Africa, will return TO The
United States for y brief visit this
summer. The countess. who was Mrs.
May Stanley Lay of Washington wheb
she was married to Capt Won Goetzen
n 1898. has reignei like queen in
EAST Africa since his appointment as
governor. in 1901. The governor and
MS wife first occupied palace al
N'iudshock. the capital of German
southwest Africa. but have recently
resided in the eastern provinces. The
governor rules over a territory of
100000 square miles, which is occ',,
pied by over 5000 900 people. mostly
Wild tribes dstincrly hostile to each
other.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-08-29
r;s-e.n-> -sr -
EouaI TO the Occasion.


AS one Of the few occasions when
the Wit Of Rufus CEoate Was foied
an incident is recalled when that bril-
liant lawyer was examining one Dick
Barton, mate Of the good ship Chal-
lenge Choale had cross-eXamihcd the
sailor for over an hour, hurting qnes-
tons With the speed of rapidfre
gun.
"Was there 9 moon that niebt?"
Yes, sir.
Did you see i1?'
'No. sir
s'Then how do You know there was
moon?,
The Nautical Almanac said SO.
and III believe that sooner thar any
lawyer in The world >
BE civil, sir
And now tell me in what latitude
and longitude YOU crossed the cqua
.Ur''
'Ah, You are iokine.
No, sir, | AM in earnest and de-
sire an answer
That's more than can give.
Indeed. You chief mate and M
able to answer so simple u question: p
Yes. the simplest question ever
was asked | thought even fool OF
a lawyer knew there's NO latitude al
the equator