New-York tribune., 1904-10-22
THE TALK OF The DAY.


Alexefs visit home will not be without tokens OF
honor though It may not be admitted all around
that he has won them. But It Is something to have
kept the Cars favor through the Ions chapter OF
disasters which makes up the story OF his admin
istration History may say OF him: He did his
d-dest; angels could do more The situation
sized up comes to about that. No viceroy picked
ont Of the select men of the empire would have
been likely to do any better.
THE w1THERED PEACH
II was a tattered city child
With haggard face and brave
A-lying on the pave
saw him clasp it swift and close
Beyond my greedy reach.
AS though earth's richest treasure lay
Within that withered peach.
.'oh see" I said that humble prize
How eagerly he thumbs;
[Hfg{ 70 battla With WITH he' the siums d5' ''''-9" "
Perhaps fathers drunken curse
Has cast him on the street
Without roof TO call his nome
Without crust to eat
Perhaps mothers lying III
In need of nouTshment
In yonder tenement
Perhaps little sister kind
Ana iao!1t he viii aa7i5 save the peach for her.
His one poor gift-his last.
'Perhaps'-iust then an auto car
Came tearing round the bend
Abruptly TO an end
A window opened; some one yelled.
HI irC5iI Ghimm{. MIS- 5oaE b etn aaC g999 iG air
And then / understood.
Syracuse University is a good Methodist instttu-
ton whose chancellor recently declined bishoprlc
in his Church. The odor of sanctity which clings
to the place has led frivolous persons to call the
hill on which the university Is built "Piety Hill"
Some worldly minded students recently associated
themselves into "Pety Hill Dancing Club"
That was too much for Chancellor Day. ANY at
tempt hold dance after this he told the girls
and boys, will be taken a deliberate notice OF
your intention 10 be no longer one OF us
His Facial Furrow.-Mr Bllson. between whose
wrinkle spoke inpatiently to the barber.
Haven't you got my face shaved yet?' he
asked.
Il haven't dug your ditch yet"-CCnicago Tribune
Russian diplomat whom the lessons OF the war
had not yet come to instruct telling another
dipomatist how Russia would exploit Oriental ter
ritories and peoples China in particular when she
got ready Asked how he would find causes for mill
tary intervention among people so obstinately pa
tieut in unTessting. he said, on we will pull her
queue till she bites The japanese do not wear
any queues but the essay to pull their short black
hair has resulted IN a bite beyond the Muscovits
officials most sanguine expectations
Arstress-If you want eggs to keep you must lay
q
Bridget--Ofii mintion it to the hens at wanst.
nlunl.-(I illustrated Bits.
Having already stamped his personal impress
upon most things subunary. according to THE
London Globe and there beng at hand no
Hephaestos TO find him, Ike Alexander "other
worlds to conquer" the Kaiser is going to take in
hand the minor field OF forestry bugling His
majesty recently shot elk at Path. and ordered
the huntsman to sound the bugle Elk dead
On the man complying. the Kaiser stopped him
with That's Stag dead" Being told in reply
that there exists particular morte for elks the
Emperor said. Then III have specially COM
posed for next year"
TO HAM AND EGGS
Unto the vulgar eye thou may'st appear
simple, common article OF food:
Love OF pebeians. not by those imbued
With gentle taste in what concerneth cheerf
combina tton wherein doth inhere
Substance perhaps. but never such as wooed
The stale palate from it's Sombre mood
To new excess and deep potations dear.
So to the vulgar! But the poet thinks
You two toseTheT. az an IMAM mm6ps 6pTsYeP Ps4 HN'
Even as Aspasla and great Perlcles
Faoa ana francesca, In despatrl
II.
Which sprans to being arst from out the void.
or aaIn or egss2 Which had the elder birth.
And waited; 1arkling on the Aesolate earth.
Until il saw. with spirit overjoyed
Come ITS afnnity 20 I'LL the dearth.
anu ulaAe existence ali the trouble worm,
All no man knows and none shall ever knOwi
But now should adverse fate with cruel blow
DisseEer you now would you seek each other
A. EI Egypan 0SGse soSsessP Phaon Ps9 or or ,s e. She
Went searching Tor Osiris; spouse aud bFotheFl
-tAsw-oFlsans Times -peaoesA1