New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-12-28
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

love philter This brilliant idea occurred 10 d woman
who had listened 20 lecture on hypnotism by an
eminent physician. Volunteers from the audience
went upou the platform and were thrown INTO
harmless frances. So this woman wrote 10 inc
lecturer next day stating that she desired 10 con-
suit him. and he waited for her coming mink
ing she was patient on no! she s~u,
am quite we'll but very much In love win d
man who will not ask me to marry him NO"
want to invite him and you TO lunch SO you
can hypnotic him and make him PROPOSE INC
doctor. who was immensely diverted oy TINS iuee'
suggested that she should to her own hypnotic
attractions and the disappointed lady went away
observing that hypnotists are most impractical
SOMETHING LACKING.
He always has some sort of scheme,
on some invention ne viii dream
For months and figure on tne steam
And how it's best to gear H.
4 hundred q them hes sh oegu Jone
For some strange reason they won't run,
Though they come pretty near IL
submarine torpedo boat
Hes made. impelled by ereosote
The trouble Is IT'S bound to float
And so the people jeer It
Hes Hes made nude a ship that win no: ny
There's apparent reason why
For Il comes pretty near IL
Devices for all sorts OF things
The changes them all he rings
Each one OF them new hope brings
wits ih9G Something sT6iS he is bound to fuss
most extraordinary cuss!
He isn't quite a genius
'1'' -(Chicago News
A Portuguese scientist thinks he has demon
strated n great scientific truth in regard to the
SUMS RAYS Through the aid of great sun motor
Professor HImalaya claims to have proved beyond
ths possibility of error that the actual origin OF
the rays and the heat OF the sun is electrical The
uvrheliophoro or sun motor is the invention OF
Professor Himalaya. Since 1t has been in opera
ton the inventor has been making some remarka-
NTH 10
heat OF the sun is more than double that of the
electric arc which has hitherto been the highest
known temperature-690o degrees Fahrenheit He
has found that there is no known substance. not
even asbestos that will not fuse in his sun fur
mace, into which the concentrated rays of his mir
ror reflector and concentration are thrown.
IN THE BRITISH FOG.
han the d sGm so Maconns at the Sdwhs
sessonsl.
The melancholy days have come.
The afternoons dark
The footpad takes HIS loaded stick
And turks within the park;
The burglar huns a cheerful tune
And cleans his last years drill;
IT'S time to show his skill
The melancholy days have come
The afternoons are drear:
A mufted oathl stified scream!-
And that is all you hear.
You do not know which way TO go,
For 81 somefhing whispers in your ear,
perhaps it's your turn next.
The melancholy days have come.
The afternoons are black
CThe sandbag does 1t with thud,
OF The &c 6 j. 5sS our mains am 70 G 5Gh
Unnecessary fuss.
So let us not go home on foot.
But take friendly bus
-Qondon Globe.
c,o,rroats IN susnense may take comfort to their
pass,on for oysters according TO The London
Globe" Their harmlessness under almost every
conceivable condition has now received the official
imprimatur OF the French government. 1t is now
some time since NJ Pelletan. Minister of Ma
rine. dispatched Professor Giard. of the Sorbonne
and OF the .ademy OF Sciences rowing
mission to examine every oyster bed on the French
coast and to 20 thoroughly into the question OF
contaglon from these shellfsh. NJ. Giard's report
Just presented is emphatic oysters" he says
cannot in any case convey typhoid fever"
Giles-so you've got place in that banking
president?
Harris-Partly thot, and partly because he didn't
know me.-(Boston Transcript
II Is said that lust before she was murdered
Queen Draga had been reading a book of Stend-
halls DE TAmour." one of the assassIns not
we'll acquainted with Frens.- literature picked up
the volume and said TO a comTade. Just the sort
of thing a shameless woman would read!' The
ether worthy had some literary taste and exam
lining the book was very much struck according
to THE London Chronicle" by the notes In the
Queens hand the margin OF many page. Ac-
cording to a German paper, he wrote to a friend
this interesting confession: What moved me most
deeply was not my share OF that horrible drama,
not the sight OF the mutilated corpses not the
ferocity OF that bloody night but the revelation in
this little book of a certain nobility in the soul OF
this ambitious Queen. whom hatred and fanaticism
had caused me to misjudge.
An Improvement-Mrs Newed-Oh. Jackl I
bought a darling of q cook book to-day
Viewed (uneasily)-I thought all cook books were
alike?
Mrs. Newed-So did I! But this perfect gem
gives two hundred ways of entertaining cooks and
also great, big list of subjects they're touchy
Life