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Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1904-12-08
Before you Visit
Your TuilOr

Stop in for one look and a
try-On. We are showing a
line of Stein Bloch Smart
Clothes that are superior in
every respect except price,
to three fOurths of the work
turned out by merchant tall
ors. When you find this la
bel on a garment,
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1904-12-08

urine scalds the flesh or if, when the child
reaches an age when it should be able to
control the passage, it is yet afflicted with
bed-wetting, depend upon it. the caus. of
the difficulty is kidney trouble, and the Axst
step should be towards the treatmen Of
these important organs. This unpleasant
trouble is due to a diseased condition Of the
kidneys n bladder and not to a habit as
most people suppose.
Women as well as men are made mis-
cradle with kidney and bladder trouble,
and both need the same great remedy.
The mild and the immediate effect Of
Swamp=Root is soon realized. 1t is sold
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1904-12-08
N. { CONFERENCE
THIRD IDA Y'S PROCEED
INGS VERY INTER-
ESTING.

strong Resolutions Againt Di-
yOrce Submitted BY Commit
tee Appointed on That
Subject. Other Matter
of Interest Were
Responded to.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1904-12-08
Women as Well as Men
Are N .ade Miserable by
Kidney Trouble.

Kidney trouble preys upon the mind, dis.
courages and lessons ambition; beauty, vigor
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1904-12-08

Ing all about it. including many of the
thousands of testimonial letters received
from sufferers cured: In writing DR.. Kilmer
& Co., ~Bi1ghamton, N. T., be sure and
mention this paper.
Don't make any mistake, but remember
the name, Swamp-Root, DR.. Kilrser's
Swanp-Root. aad the address, BinghamtoA.
~. Y. on evem- bottle.
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1904-04-28
Many chin persons wonder why The

Many Chin persons wonder why they
aaanai get iat in very tew cases
iliii'i s Is not because too iittie tooa
z eaten, pat because the food lliis 70
be seimilatod and does not property
aoHrish, a little food thoroughly as
Simulated is better than great mass
of food that is nndigested and passes
through the system without nourishing
Mi-osna, the wonderful iesh foFmine
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1904-04-28
sHoRT 80 on RlcHEs.
What Constitutes Stepping Stones to
success-Talk No. q.

sUccess-Talk No. 4.
The dollars one saves are stepping
stones 10 success. The thrifty en-
ployee is the one who is offered stock
in the business. Many a big business
vas started with very small capital
The goang man who has saved some
none has proved his worth and Il
ready for his chance, when it comes
Many man has missed a great opDor
tunity for lack Of few hundred dol
lars which he could have had If he bad
learned how to save. Saving is larg
y hast. Form this habit ard so
viii be ready for the opportunity when
it presents itself The clerk of tod
may be the proprietor Of tomorrow if
he viii but practice the saving habit.
The dollars you spend or pleasures
better forego carr no income;
you not only lose the dollar but you
lose the interest on it forever. Re
member that your dollar is your best
iflehdi Spent dollar IS lost friend.
Every great task is difficult at ne
start but progress lightens further Ell
fort So With saving, it appears SLOW
at first but Il you win keep eyerlast
insly at il you viii soon find that IT,
Is easy and that the dollars you save
are real stepping stones 10 success
competence and ease in old age. one
Iof the Home Saving Banks viii help
you 90 save money-there' no doubt
about IT. II you haven't provided
Yourself with one The Brunswick Bank
aud Trust Company will lend you one
free Of any cost, and you can deposit
your savings there, where it viii earn
four per cent interest.
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1904-04-28
MYSTERIOUS Circumstances

0ae was pale and sallcw and the
ether fresh and rosy. Whence the dill
ference? She who is blushing with
health uses D. Kings New Life Pills
to maintain it. BY gently arousing the
lazy organs they compel good diges-
ton and head of constipation. Try
them. Gully 25c at all druggists.
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1904-04-28
No. Is MoNpAY MAY q
Worklno overtime.

Eight hour laws are ignored by
bose tireless, little workers-Dr
Kings New Lie rills. Millions are al.
ways at work. night and day, curing
Indigestion. billiousness. constipation
ick headache and all stomach, oowel
and liver troubles, EASY. pleasant,
sic, sara 0uly PIC AZ III druggists
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1904-04-28
How 10 pRoNouNcE 4YoMgl
Morgan's Drug Store Tells Of This
Rer1arkable Treatment That Cur
e Catarrh Without Stomach
DOSING.


&c Catarrh Without Stomach
Dosing.
While al our customers who have
used slyomei agree that # is remark
ably aecessfm in curing eatafrh and
other diseases Of the air passages.
says araans drug store yet here
has oeea considerable diversity 8f
opinion as TO how the name IS pro.
nouacad.
@Igomei is pronounced luaf as II
Sc were spelled 'high-d me with the
accent on the first syllable
"A great many come b our store
and Instead q asking for Iyomot tell
us they want package Of the treat
ment for catarrh that we are aelliRg
.on guarantee.
While we know what they mean.
.and all Of cur clerks viii give them
'iyomei yet we want every one 10
know how to pronounce the name Of
Hgomei, so that they may ran mo-
chance Of getting anything bal iiynnel
no matter where they go
TT is natures cure for catarrhal
TROUBLES. It kills the germs d this
disease, soothes aud heals the lrrital-
cd mucous membrane and effectually
drives all catarrhal poisons from the
system
All the stomach dosing in the
world can DO no lasting good in the
treatment Of catarrh unless The nose
| and throat are free from catarrhal mi-
crobes There IS no stomach dosing
with Hyomei Just beathe it
I'VE have SO much confidence IN the
value Of the treatment that we ara
Iselling it with the understanding that
we VIII return the money if it falls
to cure All The News readers know
THAT We do exactly as we agree.
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1904-04-28
channe II PuIlran 90 -.

The Souther railway announces that
eneetiYe April "A, 1901. the PalinIan
cars now running betWeeR brunswick
- Atlanta will be changed. The
Pullman car leaving brunswick p
train No. ID at $500 D. M daily VIII
so through to Kansas City, Mo, On tlia
following schedule;
Leave Brunswick 500 d IN
Leave Macon, S.e5 a m.
Leave Atlanta 6 10 a. m,s
Leave birmingham 1873 ,. n.
Leave Memphis SECS q. m
Arrive Kansas City $40 q. II.
For further Information or reserva-
tion OF space address
( II. Houseman, Gen. Agent
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1904-04-28
, kkHRH9H
Sone Social
1eps Totes
: = : = - : = = > = I
LOVES HOUR

Hilton r Greer ii smart Set.
This Is loves hour. sweetheart nine
ana yonrsi
This neetiug hour Die dFeamers soul
deems best,
Of dee psning dusk-time, when the sun
set pours.
A warm cascade Of color down the
I west
And tiAAiing strains q twilight trou.
1 badogrs
Float from the pop!ars Greg
This Is loves hour aaeetheart- gra-
cioas gift
Z When hand III hand alone. lis ours
% 20
Down parrling paths where white.
Tipped roses ligt
I Their light brown Kisses u tie star.
~ drft
4 A. seendlessly as snow
The ei4ssing keen. The ciamors that
/ iHlast,
| The n5A-wfapped city aud Jig clahg
ing mart.
subdu 70 silence al, Ease sunk 70
resfs
Ne 2pnds diseordant Gron the
aaaAaes stars
This The hoGF tae dreamers aoui
best
Ihls Is loves hpnr AMeeLheArf-
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1904-04-28
Il Never nissapnoints.

T. J. Williams. proprietor OF the
Hamilton Drug Co, Hamilton, Iowa,
avs ChanlberlaiR's Cate, Cholera and
9iarrhuea Remedy 4s gre ctically the
)nly remedy he sells fer cramps, diar-
hoea and collie. TO- the plain reason
hat 1t never dlsapLoiuts. For sale
ali drugEiNa
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1904-04-28

CAN QUICKLY SELL YOUR
REAL ESTATE Or BUSINESS FOB
CASH. no MATTER W 4ERE lOcAT-
80. SEND NE PARTICULARS,
PRICES, ETC. AND RECEIVE MY
PLAN. IT'S FRzE. cAAS POW.
ELL.f9 w. MOHAWK ST. R1EFA-
10 NEW YORK.
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1904-04-28

Planes and ORGANS sold on time o.
for cash. represent the Cable Co.
of Chicago. tn elargest and best fact
DRY in the United States. Every pia
no or organ guaranteed. A. Rotschilo
EeXt C court house.
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1904-04-28
sneclal Nntlon

All bills against the British steam
ship Greatham must be presented q
oar office by noon today or paylaen
thereof viii be deharred
r. D. Nj Straehan & co, Agents
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1904-04-28

WANTED Young man n yeas old
wants position. Have had experience
in railroad Office work Apply to B..
S. NJ. SIS u street
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1904-04-28

Neither the master, owners or CON
signees "a the Spanish bark Progresso
viii be responsible for any de6ts con-
tracted By crew al said bark
SiJo Master
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1904-04-28
Ara YOU GOING NoRTH OR VEST
TIN

LOUISVILLE & NASHVILLE r. P
Offers uneXcelled PASSENGER aesriee
Modern trans carrying p9llmaa Sieaf
ers, upt0-data Coaches Tree Re- .nln
Chair Cars and Dining Cars betweaa
SlUtleF and Northern cities Tho
Finest Dining Car Service Ia the
South
All agents Sell Throueh Tickets via
I. z e
For rates. schedules and slsspiag
chr reservations apple "a
;. n. rLEE i@c,
Florida Passenger agent,
2Rs We.e Bay ST. jaeksoaviila
G. Z stoue G. P A. louisville. w2
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1904-04-28

FOR SALE All of my household
goods; want 10 sell them at once.
AIRS Marie TIson-Smith, 1911 George
street,
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1904-04-28
Pupils Ia stencgraphy.

For the information Of those who
ave applied to me for tuition ii
horthand wish to say I will begin
my next. class on May 1, and th0ss
DESTROYS OF entering win please car
nd arrange for same as early a.
possible. as only limited number can
e taken.
C. n. Jewett.
once at Oklahoma hotel.
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1904-04-28
N9MINATE1 IN IL soMo.

Mof3n's Drug store Gives Their Sign
Bond to Return Money If Mto-na
Does Not Euild Up Solid Flesh
Have Moraan's drug store sign this
nond when son buy a boN OF Mio-na
the greatest nesh forming food ana dt
aestien regulator
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1904-04-28

The following ben0dful tribute was
paid by Judge Harden, Of Savannah, ia
his Memorial address, 10 the women
OF die south; I'VE greet then FIRST
the noble women, who have during
I the years since the first Memorial Day
suggested py a gentle, true, devoted
southem.rights woman, was observed
have made Il the day it is and without
whom it. could not properly be OBJ
served
"Tae iirst suggestion that a day be
devoted annually to lthe delicate and
holy service Of remembering the va
liant deeds of the sleeping heroes Of
our beloved southland BY strewiug
fragrant flowers over their graves
came from a noble Georgia woman.
Beautiful customs Sacred day! Ten
derby ana religiously observed without
a single lapse since was first inati-
tuted. From none but a womau's
mind, moved by devotion So cause
dear to her heart, could have come
such q suggestions and 20 no hand
but those Of lol ely women could such
work With proprloty be entrusted,
The southern woman referred @ ~
tho above tribute was Mrs Li4aie
Rutherford ellis Of Columbus Gaq
who was really The suraester of the
Idea OF setting apart This day 10 be
held sacred 10 the memory Of those
who zen lor the Lost Cause. II has
been mistakenly believed hy many
Ge0reians tha{ lrs. William was the
originator 81 the .deas but j. was really
Mrs. Ellis. this lact being Inscribed
on her tombstone, which was unveiled
with appropriate ceremonies Ia Column
but several years ago
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1904-04-28
Muscles Sore, Joints Painfui-Rheu
4julag

f8Sil.
Sore muscles or painful joints may,
mean an approaching attack Of rheu
matism. Elliotts Emulsiaed Oil Lin
iment, rubbed on the affected parts
will relieve the pain ana soreness
and prevent rheumctism. Ellictt's
Emulsided Oil Liniment Is a satisIae.
tory rubbing liniment for ell soreness
stiffness and lamenass Of joints u
muscles. r. s. Fortsoa.
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1904-04-28

A number Of the ladies Of che Memo
rial association met and decorated
Che monument in lianover park on
Memorial Day with fags and flowers
and they proceeded to the cenetey
where they decorated an the graves
Of the Confederate veterans Nith lau-
ri wreaths, lowers ana Confederate
flags, thus carrying ont their usual
custom, which they instituted many
years ago
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1904-04-28

. Regular board at Wilson'S s4.00 per
Week. Meal tickets $3.50.
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1904-04-28

a fine line OF asniskies, brandles and
It selIa's new place.
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1904-04-28

RIcEl RlcEl RICE. We have Il
az anyspriee.. Ire Downing Company
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1904-04-28

The wedding Of Mr.. Lawrence Gala.
way and Miss Gertrude Johnson for.
merly Of this city occurred last nieht at
the home Of the brides brother In
Thompson Ca at O'Clock
DIR x g. +. Burford LETT yesterday
fer Triton where he was called By q
telephone mes age announcing that
Mrs d. }, Allen had suffered another
stroke Of paralysis, Mrs. Aliens
friends win regret that her condition
is very serious and her recovery is
doubtful
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1904-04-28

( ] Z. Peacock Of Columbus. was ih
the city yesterday.
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1904-04-28

LIE IS 90 hoar .Ma..he-El-
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1904-04-28

once at oglethorpe hotel.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1904-08-09
Quick Witted Indian.

The late Clement Scott. the Eng
l;>h dramatic critic. took q profound
interest in the American Indian. He
had at his tongues tip d hundred IN
cidentS wherewith to illustrate odd
phases OF the Indians character.
AS a rule" he once said, I'VE re-
gard the Indian as straightforward.
frank, hlrnt fellow. We don't as
sociate with him any idea OF wllcs. OF
subtle hulror. As matter OF fact.
though. the American Indian is very
oi.en iuli OF mean tricks and jokes.
There was a farmer in the west
one summer who was hard put to
for help upon his farm. Indians were
plentiful in the neighborhood, but
they were poor workmen. Always
tired. they would put down the hoe
or the rake as soon as the masters
back was turned, and selecting cool
spot, they would lie down on the
grass and sleep the day away.
But one morning very tall, ro-
bust Indian asked the farmer to give
him work.
No. said the white man. You
will get tired. You Indians are al
ways getting tired
= on, no. said the other. This
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1904-08-09
Their name for death sig

Ell camp. Their name for death sig
nities simply gone away" yet they
have the instructive dread Of the
wild animal for all dead things. and
when one member Of the family dies
all those who, having been born i'll
the same spot. bear the same name.
change it ior some other. The de
parted are thereafter never mention
ed. save iii some roundabout fashion
;"r tn: IaghanS are apt at nick
names. This Observation-Disclosures
ted By white mems diseases, which
ar~ ;"~tcrcI Tor the passion ol liUH"r
"A weakness taken full advantage 81
BY ri1Scrupulou< traders. OF the Q;ra!-
ity oi drink supplied it is sufficient !"
say hat il can be bought i"r 2h"';
>ixprncc a quart bottle at JShuala.
chc present seat or Argentine govern
mn, il? the Beagle channel.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1904-08-09

\ man working by the day is paid
for the time he puts i'll at V orl, but
when that man saves dollar ;o7 his
dav's labor it works for him nights.
as we'll as Gays; never lays of or
account Of had weather and never
gets sick, hnt goes righ: on earn
ing him al income It's q nice
thing to "o1E fer money, but it's
nuc;, nicer % have money working
for you Try IT. open a savings
account with rs and get some money
working Ior you. Make q deposit
in the Savings department today
and let it begin to work for you.
Interest computed at 4 per cent
January I and July 7 OF each year.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1904-08-09

Charleston and Western Carolina RWV Co
Augusta and Asheville Short Line.
(schedule in effect August I, I9O3.)
[Read DOWN. tRead Up)
Holbrook argus., 1904-12-17
Robbing Strangers in Paris,

MedltotIng among the tombs ut Pere Lnchalse, German student, on trip to Paris, heard scream, and saw pretty girl fall down in sw0on. He naturally rushed to her assistance and supported her in his arms. She clung to him very closely. After time she revived, and said she felt better, but still feared that she might faint again. Of course tle least thing he could do was to see her home. Dn leaving her ofterward he found this his pocket book, rather fat one, had disappear ed, and with it f100. all he possessed. He also asccrtained that at the hotel where tlle lady said she lived she was quite unknown, and his only cOnso- lation was to tell the police his story.
 On the same day another man, older and wiser, to whom the same thing happened. sought out and found the lady, insisted on her going to lunch with him. She pleaded previous en- gagenent. Then he said, If you won't come to lunch you must come to tile police station" There the female at tcndant searched her clothes and found nothing, when, having brilliant in- spiration, she examined the lady's boots also. In one of these was found a neatly sewn pouch, containing the missing bank notes.
 A third visitor to Paris, Swiss, having read about the misadventures 'of foreigners here. and determined to be on the safe side, called at police station. "I have come for a car bineer," he said. "A what?" "A car bineer, I tell you, to accompany me through the Paris streets. l am not such fool as to go about this town unprotected. I have thirty francs in my pocket. am not going to risk my self in the streets alone with such a sum-" But all the police officer could do was to give him good advice, and tell him not to scrape up acquaint- ances with strange ladies, or strange men, either, for that matter.-London Telegraph.
Holbrook argus., 1904-12-17
Beware of OintmentS for Catarrh
 that Contains Mercury

as mercury will surely destroy the sense of smell and completely derange the whole system when entering it through the mucous surfaces. Such articles should never be used except on prescriptions from reputable phy- sicians, as the damage they will do is ten fold to the good you ca'. possibly derive from them. Halls Catarrh Cure, manufactured by F. J. Cheney & Co.,, Toledo, O., contains no mer- cury, and is taken internally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. In buying Halls Catarrh Cure be sure you get the genuine. It is taken internally, and made in Toledo, Ohio, by F. J. Cheney & Co. Testimonials free.
 Sold by Druggists, price 75c. per bottle.
 Halls Family Pills are the best.
Holbrook argus., 1904-12-17
Training Scandinavian Boys.

In Scandinavia every city. born boy begins to learn trade or profession so soon as he is through the school, that is, in his fifteenth year, and he learns all that pertains to the trade learned to be a locksmith. In that trade is included everything from heavy forging, sheet metal work, safes, scales, sewing machines and the like. We made our own tools, except the files. So that when man has worked in Scandinavia until he is 25 to 30 years of age he can travel all over the world and always find work whenever he wishes A fellow apprentice of mine worked in an ornamental iron shop in Paris, France, where in two years he became foreman. Another went to New England and got job as toolmaker in factory, where he was paid $3 day and he could not speak ten words of English at that time.
 When the Scandinavian boy works in a shop he has constant diversion, not the one piece forever as in the American shops This will kill the spirit in any youngster and make him tired of the whole thing.
 While the American youngster plays baseball the foreign boy is hard at it gaining such knowledge as will assure him living in the future, and it will perhaps be admitted that the Scan- dinavian mechanics at least can cut out for themselves.-Chicago News.
Holbrook argus., 1904-12-17
COUNTRY's BIO TAXPAYERS.
J. J. Astor Next to Marshaii Field on
 the List.

-
 the List.
 The report from Chicago that Mar shall Field, the merchant oI that city, pays taxes on greater amount of property than any other man in the United States, the total being put at $40,000,000, called attention to the fact that in John Jacob Astor New York City has q close second, the latter be- ing assessed for property worth $35,- 3OO,OOO.
 While MT. Field pays taxes on $40,- 100000 worth of Chicago property, this represents only fraction of his wealth. Besides being interested in numerous corporations anu business enterprises, he has large real estate holdings outside of Chicago and is a large stock and bondholder, especially in the Pullman Palace Car Company. It is estimated that Mir. Field is worth between $250OO0,0O0 and $500, 900, 900.
 John Jacob Astor is the only one of New York's rich men whose real es- tate holdings are comparable with those of Mir. Field, being about $5,000,- GOO less in value than the Chicagoan's. William Waldorf Astor lives in Lon don, but he pays taxes on $21 100000 of recl estate in this city. Andrew Carnegie heads the personal property list here, being assessed for $5,000,- GOO.
 John D. Rockefeller is assessed for only $2,500,000, while Russell Sage pays taxes on $2,000,0OO.
 Pittsburg has a resident. H. c. Prick, of coke and iron fame, who owns nearly $10,OOO,OOO worth of taxed real estate, all in the city. Wealthy Boston's largest individual taxpayer is J. Montgomery Sears, whose contribu- tion to the city is $67,917 yearly.
 Philadelphia largest record against an individual taxpayer is $30000,000 worth of real estate, the assessment of William Weghtman, w.o died re- gently. In Baltimore Francis Whites combined real estate and personal property is $SOOO,0OO.
 Next to Mir. Field in Chicago the late Levi z. Letter paid taxes on the greatest amount of real estate. Mir. Letters downtown property amounted at the time of his death to $13,00O,000.
 Otto Young probably is next to Mir. Field as heavy taxpayer. His real estate holdings in the county amount to $10,000,000, and his personal prop erty assessment is $20000O. Tn the last year Mir. Young has bought $4,- 100000 worth of real estate.
 The value of property of the largest taxpayers in the United States is: Marshall Field, Chicago ..... $40. GOO GOO John Jacob Astor, New York =. B, 300 900 Wm. Weghtman Philadelphia . 30.OOOOO0 Wm. Waldorf Astor, New York. P, 300 OOO l.. r. Letter estate. Chicago ..... 13,OOO GOO Otto Young Chicago ........... 1850 OOO II. C. Prick Pittsburg ......... 1O.O0OOOO Walter Chessman, Denver .... G,OOOOOO J. Montgomery Sears, Boston... 4,5OO, 900
 The Milky Way covers ahOut n third
Holbrook argus., 1904-12-17
Beauties of Our Language.

He-By the way, who is that pretty woman talking to the Captain?
 She-Oh, that is one of the Lieuten. ants wives.
 He-Indeed! And how many wives has the Lieutenant?
Holbrook argus., 1904-12-17
TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY.

Take Laxative Promo Quinine Tab. lets. All druggists refund the money if it fails to cure. F. w. Groves sig. nature is on each box. 25 cents.