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The Bellefontaine Republican. [volume] (Bellefontaine, Logan County, Ohio) 1855-1905, 1904-01-15
KeeDino Up Appearances.

Wife-There was man around to
day selling big brass burglar alarm
bells to put on the front of tho
house, so l ordered one.
Husband-What. You know We
haven't anything worth stealing.
Wife know that, but it will max,
the neighboTs think we have.-Phila
delphia Public Ledger.
The Bellefontaine Republican. [volume] (Bellefontaine, Logan County, Ohio) 1855-1905, 1904-01-15
No LOnaer q Mystery.

what makes the chrysanthemuu
so expensive?-
Its expensive because it's fashion
able
But why is il so fashionable
''Um-that's because it's so expen
siEe chicago Tribune.
The Bellefontaine Republican. [volume] (Bellefontaine, Logan County, Ohio) 1855-1905, 1904-01-15

Mr.. Decpe-l want you TO sit right
down and write to Mrs. jerks inviting
her To view the parade from our house.
Mrs. Decpe-I thought you said tie
route was almost sure To he changed.
so that our house will be cut ont?
Mr.. Dcepe-lt will bc changed. and
the parade will pass her house now
Philadelphia Ledger.
The Bellefontaine Republican. [volume] (Bellefontaine, Logan County, Ohio) 1855-1905, 1904-01-15

Simplicity is the crowning jewel of
all virtues. Great messages. great
truths, great discoveries and great
events are ever simple in their eie
ments. Simplicity makes the great
nobler and lifts the obscure To places
of eminence. II is the bright charm OF
innocent childhood and the radiant gem
If the old and learned. Maxwell's Tai
i.fn.,p
The Bellefontaine Republican. [volume] (Bellefontaine, Logan County, Ohio) 1855-1905, 1904-01-15
Cheap Rate to Colorado

The Chicago & Northwestern Rail-
way is selling tickets at a Summe r
tourist rate of $50 from Chicago to
Colorado points and return: and 4
correspondingly low rate from point
east of Chicago.
The Bellefontaine Republican. [volume] (Bellefontaine, Logan County, Ohio) 1855-1905, 1904-01-15

''John,~ asked the lawyers wife.
who had recently taken up the
health-culture fad, lis it best to lie
on the right side or the left side:"
"My dear" replied the legal lumiH-
airy, IF one is on the right side it
isn't usually necessary to lie at all
The Bellefontaine Republican. [volume] (Bellefontaine, Logan County, Ohio) 1855-1905, 1904-01-15

Clara-Did the newspapers notice
your father at the great banquet:
Johnny-Yes.
Clara-Well, mother said she could
not see his name in the list.
Johnny-No, but the list ends up
with sand Others That means fatE-
er. They always mention him that
way.-Young Peoples Weekly.
The Bellefontaine Republican. [volume] (Bellefontaine, Logan County, Ohio) 1855-1905, 1904-01-15
New Year Economy.

He-we must economic. suppose,
d arling. that you try your hand at
m aking your own clothes.
She-Oh. George, dear, ! never
could do that. Suppose I begin by
trying to make yours, The New
Yorker
The Bellefontaine Republican. [volume] (Bellefontaine, Logan County, Ohio) 1855-1905, 1904-01-15

In describing d commencement the
Huntington (Va.) Herald said: The
stage presented a pretty scene, In
the first row were the graduates. ten
young girls dressed in white, each
carrying large bunch of carnations
and one young man. -Children's
The Bellefontaine Republican. [volume] (Bellefontaine, Logan County, Ohio) 1855-1905, 1904-01-15

''I'm sorry to have to mess youL
face so, kitty said Tommy, as he
daubed pussy's face with jam, but
can't have folks suspecting me.
Exchange.
The Bellefontaine Republican. [volume] (Bellefontaine, Logan County, Ohio) 1855-1905, 1904-01-15

Sentimental Sue.Jack said he'd
kiss me last night if he was sure no
one would see him
Tantalizing Tess And of course
you shut your eyes.
The Bellefontaine Republican. [volume] (Bellefontaine, Logan County, Ohio) 1855-1905, 1904-01-15
Costly Scenery.

4 young wifc's rainbow smile-thc
kind that COMES after u showers beau
tiful. but it j. also the most expensive
bit Of Scohrry produced on the human
facc.-Ncw orleans Times Democrat.
The Bellefontaine Republican. [volume] (Bellefontaine, Logan County, Ohio) 1855-1905, 1904-01-15
Sale Bills.

Let US have your sale bills to print.
Teh advertisement In the REPUBLICAN
will be worth all the bills you can put
up, and this goes gratis to those who
get ns 10 print their hails.
The Bellefontaine Republican. [volume] (Bellefontaine, Logan County, Ohio) 1855-1905, 1904-01-15
OUR MERRY-GO-ROtiND.

Teacher-Defne gentleman.
Pupil-A gentleman Is a grown M
boy who used to mind his mother,
Selected.
The Bellefontaine Republican. [volume] (Bellefontaine, Logan County, Ohio) 1855-1905, 1904-01-15

''Shure an hate to be lawn ye,
Dennis
Zach, Nora, me darlint, ! can't
bear this siperation. If we must
part lets go t'gither."
The Bellefontaine Republican. [volume] (Bellefontaine, Logan County, Ohio) 1855-1905, 1904-01-15

Mamie got a diamond ring for her
IChristmas.-
''How did she get it,
"Hung up her stocking"
Jack, of course: But how did
Jack get it,"
"Hung up his watch. Illustrated
The Bellefontaine Republican. [volume] (Bellefontaine, Logan County, Ohio) 1855-1905, 1904-01-15

Every man has al times in his mind
the ideal Of what he should ;e, hut Is
moi
The Bellefontaine Republican. [volume] (Bellefontaine, Logan County, Ohio) 1855-1905, 1904-01-15
THE BLADE,
Tole do, Ohio.

furnished for i.75 year.
Aug - IssS.
The Bellefontaine Republican. [volume] (Bellefontaine, Logan County, Ohio) 1855-1905, 1904-01-15
Americas Greatest Weekly.
Toledo Blade
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New and Larger Building, New
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The Toledo Blade i now installed in its
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Ter. written from inception down To date. The
only paper published especially for people
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yet thirst for plain fats. That this kind of a
newspaper i popular. Is proEen by the fact
that ths Weekly Blade now has Oysr iEnW1
yearly subscribers. and Is circulated In al
parts OF the 4. :. In addition to the news.
the Blade ubil>hss short ard serial stories
and many departments of matter suited tu
every member a, the family. Only one dol
lar a year
Write for free specimen copy. Addr,Ss
The Bellefontaine Republican. [volume] (Bellefontaine, Logan County, Ohio) 1855-1905, 1904-01-15

FPEEl DR. PieyreS Common Sense Medical 4dgiSey
is sent free receipt Of stamps 10 pay erpeRSc o mailing
ONLY .Segd stamps f0r ne book fR pGbeT
e0seys, or 81 stamps for the ciOtk-bonRd aoiHnHe
address: Dr. x. =. PIERCE Buffalo. ~. T.
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zion of the circumstances is ineyita-
bic
No party has a right to accept
money from a source that il would be
afraid to reveal Under the custom,
as it has long prevailed, however, the
relation between donor and recipient
has been that of mutual confidence
The campaign Just over demonstrated
that this condition is not without
fault While there would have been
no harm i'm publication of details, the
failure to do SO did give an oppor-
uunity for unpleasant hints of scandal.
To combat these by giving the desired
Information, would have been a con-
cegsion forbidden both by pride and
precedent. Better waive the pride and
violate the precedent
The important part of the finances
of a campaign, however. is as TO the
distribution rather than the collection
OF funds When such an orator as.
for instance, Mr.. Cochran, who has
appeared as advocate OF every side of
every question. makes one of his
lightning changes of conviction, what
more natural than curiosity as to the
size OF the Inducements
When the chairman of a doubtful
State wires that for a certain sum he
can remove the doubt, he should BE
required TO make out an expense ac-
cUUut-this 10 be- added Tn the booTyc
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1904-11-09
RiCkety and Antique.

Various comments have been made
as to the rickety herdics that pass in
sorrowlul and Earring course along
residence streets. invade Pennsylvania
Avenue. and disappear in the suburbs
beyond the Treasury. No part or this
comment mas been favorable. The
Ierlics belong on the superauuuated
list. which for vehicles means the
junk pile They are distinctly detri-
mental 10 the visible aspect of the
city. and by this aspect the juds-
meut of visitors may be formed.
Perhaps these rumJIiug abomiua-
uouz on wheels are safe. but they do
not look It, They give TO the eye
every indication OF intent 10 fail
down. 90 10 smash The observer eE-
poets the tires 20 come on. the spOkes
no collapse. and the running gear and
body to form at any instant a heap OF
rubbish The heTdics do not seem 10
have been painted Tor many years
Where they have been damaged the
Injury has been covered by an awk-
ward patch These heTdIcs relegated
d. laruyard might answer as d re-
treat for the iuartisfic hen.
ON other grounds the use of the
rigs Is luaereEslble The horses that
draw them are b0uy. discouraged
hungry. DlufuI creatures. who do not
give the impression of having had
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1904-11-09

that i'm youth impeIled him 20 pull OF
the wings of a fly.
such game as remains, except dan
gerous caruiyora and birds OF prey,
ought TO be protected twelve months
In the year OF course. there viii re-
main always the right 10 Kill for sell
preservation When the deer Wanaeis
from the wiIds of Maine and bites the
citizens of Bangor. the latter viii not
be expected TO submit, and when the
moose and elk attack the red automo-
bile of civilization. they must under
stand that they are taking chances.
But the fever to destroy life Is the
expression of a bad passion that
should be suppressed for the sake Oh
man and beast alike.
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One siel that fhe world IS growing
better IS The uIaarag 10 EIius wild
things. just because they happen 20 De
iu range. and the season open. in
several States I'll Is now forbidden no
shoot pigeons lrou a trap. This
sport colsi la os placing a bird iu
Z box. from which r. is released by d
spring. which pTopels BE- into lhe air.
Dazad ar the experience. as dazzled
by The sun. tLe little bird falls an easy
victim no The sportsman who stands
with gun ready poised. OF course, .he
poor creature may suffer nothing
worse rhau a broken wing on Iea. u
which case a. is privileged no furtar
away aud die az leisure.
There are periods oi moatls during
which game is protected Jy law.
quail. rabbits. and even deer are mis-
TEA by This immunity into being COM
parauFely tame. and some day the
man whom they have learned not TO
fear takes advantage OF this and
butchers them lie has not the exc
cuse that they harm him. nor that Le
needs them for food lie Stays them
from an impulse nOJ unlike the one
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1904-11-09
Their Own Medicine.

Such papers as the Times and
world" OF New York, must be con-
scious of humiliation. The "AmeTi-
can" escapes, for il had not supported
Judge Parker save in a perfunctory
way that was an expression of regret
that the necessity existed.
The first two papers We're savage IN
their treatment OF Mr.. Roosevelt.
They were not pleased with that char
acJeTisuc OF his which was termed
'-cOck-sureuess, and they proceeded
TO become enusiyely "cock-sur9.
themselves. The memory OF the long
lectures they presented for the reform
or the undoing OF the Executive must
seem to them now like the ghost OF a
melancholy joke.
Ii they can draw q lesson from
their experience, il ought 10 be 10 the
general effect that the people OF this
country do not ask anyone TO do
their thinking for them. They want
all the facts, perhaps an exposition
OF the relation OF these facts TO the
course TO be followed. After they
have read this they have read merely
the opinion OF another man. That ne
has any more right TO an opinion than
they have or that it is a sOunder
opinion than their own Is a theory
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1904-11-09
MORTON
GUEST Of HONOR
Miss Ridgeiy Entertains
Party at Luncheon.
DINNER At GERMAN EMBASSY
Serious Concern Felt Over Continued
Illness Of Baron Karl Won
Giskra.

Miss Katherine Cuuom EiIgeIy. who
was debuJaute of last season enter
tanned I'll luncheon party of debutaute=
al her apartments at the Portland today
u compliment 20 Miss Pauline Morton.
daughter of the Secretary of the Navy
and Mrs Morton. and one of her girl
friends for years past
The debutauteu f the party were Miss
Helen Azpiruz. daughter of the lIaEIcaI
ambassador. Miss Alice Miller Miss
Helene Black. Miss Mary Switzerland.
and number of other popular girls
Assistant Secretary Of the Treasury
and AIRS Robert Armstrong were among
tHc numerous prominent people who enc
-ef aimed friends last evening 10 receive
election returns Refreshments and a
general air of liEeliuess told plainly Mr
Armstrong. politics.
The German Ambassador and Baroness
won Staruburg viii entertain "a dinner
party iu honor OF the German visitors 20
attend LHa .uuFeILlug ai the statue OF
Frederick the Great. November o. The
ceremonies Tor which these representa-
tiEes come from Germany VIII take
place November 10
Concern is felt here for the continued
AID serious illness of Baron Karl Won
Giskr8. first secretary of the AuzLro-
Hungarian embassy. who has recently
undergone au operation a- tHe hands of
The Baroness won GisBra. formerly
4lis= Helen King. of lalluaI. whose
health has recently been matter OF
grave concern 90 her friends. is with her
Baron and Harcua=s won Gi-kra have
been iu Tp-e Ter several months.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1904-11-09
No Objection to Light.

B3Irke Cochran announces the in
leauou oil introducing bin requiring
shat public record be made of all cam
uafeu contributions. The mere an
uomcemeuJ of intent does not mean
much. Tor the Cochran mind is sub
iect no change, and the session OF Con
gress is weeks away However. the
plan comnauds itselLto favor
When the sentiment of the country
causes division into parties. the fact
may Doe taken for granted that priu-
eIples are involved, and no man
should Doe ashamed OF his principles.
II'a cause Is deemed worth sustain
iue. the fact of sustaining ii need not
be kept secret. and IL an eudeavor al
secrecy De made. a sinister cOustruc-
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1904-11-09
The People Speak

Yesterdays election in It's general
result was nos "a surprise. The in
dorsemeut OF President Roosevelt had
been expected. But the emphatic and
Overwhelming volume of this iudOrse-
ment was q surprise. alike 10 the
friends and opponents of the Admin
istration. There viii be a multitude
now 10 declare 81 told you So the
truth being that nobody had told any
body SO. Many had prUphesied a sub
stanuaI victory for the Republicans,
but that ii would be so general ana
decisive, none had dared predict
In a manner due to circumstances
OF which the intelligence of the coun-
try is c0gnizaut. the triumph is not
only Republican. but it is peculiarly
the personal triumph OF the President
From the first. the Democrats, per
ceiving that there was no dominant
issue as TO any principle, showed
tendency TO make an issue of Mr..
Roosevelt himself Ii they thought
there would De any shrinking from
this challenge, they were mistaken
I'm their man. Boldly be proclaimed
what his policy had been, and offered
no apology, what his policy would be,
and gave no pledge held out no
promise save that of doing his duty
as light might be his 10 see it. At
first the assaults made upon him were
mild, confined TO proper lines or ar
gumenL Then, soaring this course
would not be effective. the Democrats
questioned the honesty of the Execu-
tive, and at last their standard-bearer.
misied by false counsel lent himself
10 public uIJerauce of charges for
which theEe was no basis. III view OF
the returns. iJ cannot be said that this
error OF judgment and waving or
courtesy was q main factor in prOduc-
ing the outcome. but so far as 1T had
effect fl was harmful TO Democracy.
Whatever may have been the opin-
ion of the people concerning III.
Roosevelt. they knew him 10 be
honest 10 the core They swept aside
The speciOus allegation that ii was
possible for a man TO be personally
honest, and officially a rogue They
have spoken. and the President is vim
aicated ia every relation that he holds
toward the public.
To account FOR the verdict on
broader grounds is easy. The better
element OF the Democratic party was
ashamed 10 sustain a plan OF coward
ice and iuaCuon. It recognized the
stupidity of the cry of imperialism 30
which is a fantasy, and "milirarism, 30
IT'S twin. ii would not consent to dis
turbance Of industrial conditions from
which had sprung abiding prosperity.
nor 90 the shifting of responsibilities
that can be borne with honor and
with peace. Even though impatient
Win the Roosevelt trait OF seIf-couh-
dence. FL regarded 3Ir Roosevelt as
the embodiment OF national policies
thar had 10 De maintained
Another element supposed TO be
Democratic really was PopuIstic
Certain papers. under obligations 10
support Judge Parker. did so grudg-
ueLv and. read between the lines.
were faVCriug the cause of Tom Wat
son The followers OF AIR. Bryan felt
that their leader had been abused. and
were mlI OF resentment Bryan TOO.
has his triumph now. The great pa
Ders of New York that tour years ago
ailihed and lampooued him, this year
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- PEOPLES DFCREE.

PHILADELPHIA shall
of he o.
W absou resign al Difference
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VNDEsERVED POPULARITY.

ZEITUNGf
solaI of Preside
o
bu mus state th fdc
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STAND PAT

ulea
20
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MUST BE DEMOCRATIC.

AAIERICAN-What. stated IN Is 6r0adesI and
S. of election This
Democratic party must De Democratic
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A TERRIBLE REBUKE.

NEW Wold' he "NeW
audthe
I'd OF he
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No PARTICLE OF DISSEMINATION.

NE" YORK sSIhs fanly vowed 2gT2ass has 54 asg ana
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YORK TIAEsPr9perty Its ca
and a rs he
%
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DISTRUST OF DEMOCRACY.

NEW YORK HERALD-The resi-
surface-a lingering distrust of certain
failure OF its leaders 70 unite iu fore
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1904-11-09
SOCIETY ECLIPSED
BY THE ELECTION
Smart Set Read Returns
and Praise Winner.
COWLESES AT WHITE HOUSE
Mrs. Morton Begins Receptions Early
In the Old Quay Home on
K Street.

President and AIRS. Roosevelt have as
guests ct the White House Tor "a few
Gays Captain and AIRS. CeWles. the lat
ter the sister of she President who ar
rived yesterday.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1904-11-09

Michel Bi1isoT, who for several
months has been acting secretary of the
Russian embassy here left Monday
night for New York. TO sail later i'm the
week for Russia. The ambassador,
Countess CassiUi and the entire stan o.
the embassy were at the station at mid
night 10 bid Mr. BiIikou farewell
Gregory NueuHiue. the new financial
agent of the Russian embassy, and "a
great acquisition TO official circles, has
taken the house 1901 Eighteenth Street.
where Le is established with his family
for the winter
Mrs Paul Morton VIII hold her second
reception this afternoon at her X street
residence. the home OF the late Seuar1L
Quay and VIII continue them through
November Mrs. Morton begins her OlIl-
ue JEercrlWaed with duties later lu the
season
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EXPECTED AND UNEXPECTED

NEW YORK WORLD-The expected has happened al
unexpected the magnitude OF the cto
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WITH A WITHERING SCORN

PREssTH Ne 7609 D11011Io
$
us tempt Hau t
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The Turkish minister ChekB Bey,
and his family, spent yesterday in New
Ngrf.
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Let as hear more about the local mer-
chant who employed q magnet TO make
his scales cheat his customers. His
name and place OF business would DE
Interesting
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ROOSEVELTS VICTORY.
AS SEEN BY EDITORS
Democracy Scorned Says New York Press"-ProsPeny
Responsible, Is New York Times View.
MR.. RoosEvELT's GREAT VICTORY.

Mr.. ROOSEVELT'S GREAT VICTORY
m
remarkable
results.
EXPECTED AND UNEXPECTED.
to thu Of
Ia magnitude
DIsTRUsr OF DEMOCRACY.
NEW that
elements th
TO "a
WITH A WITHERING SCORN.
a but with
contempt than fl has earned
MUST BE DEMOCRATIC
AHIERIcAshat stated in its broadesr and aerezt
OF
%
UEDEsERVED POPULARITY.
ZETUNGIf
hold popularity be uHdesersed
no PARTICLE OF DISSEMINATION
frankly
never
Roosevelt
A TERRIBLE REBUKE.
TRIBUNE-Genuenen Of
what 1t
OF defamation
THE PEOPLES DECREE.
PHILADELPHIA peoples
majority absolute and Difference
STAND PAT
PHILADELPHIA stand Pat"
have Instructed the
Republican Administration stand Pat fo Patriotism Progress and Pros
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1904-11-09

Some of the politicians over in Senator
Gormau.s State are not saying Mary
land. AIE Maryland" this afternoon
Bisbee daily review., 1904-02-03

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Bisbee daily review., 1904-02-03
PACIFIC STANDARD TIME.
TOWARDS PHOENIX

5:36 am. Z:4l am. ,2:l6 pm. 5:l2 am. z:24 am. :55 pm. 5:45 am. |.
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FROM PHOENIX

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MAKE YOUR WIFE A PRES ENT OF A HUNDRED NEAT " PRINTED CALLING CARDS. WE DO GOOD JOB PRINTING. BlssEE DAILY REVIEW.
Bisbee daily review., 1904-10-29

< :: < < **% %** < < *% 4 < ** 1. <
 DEMOCRATIC COUNTY PLATFORM.
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TIE MAXWELL CHALLENGE.

We are told that this fellow Max well actually challenged Mark Smith to a joint debate. and then imagined it strange that. Mark declined Such a contest would suggest a battle be- tween a grizzly bear and cottontail, a clash between a lion and billy goat, a race between a league nine and the Kireen Tugawallas. When Mark goes into debate, he does not expect to find "a foeman worthy of his steel" but will insist on being faced with something really tangible. some thing big enough to land on. The idea oi Smith going into debate with Maxwell is tco much like a grown man going to war with grasshoD- per. the while the man is armed with a siedge hanmeT.-Prospector.