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The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-11-13
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LILIES OF HEALTH AND BEAUTY.

Ia a recent interview with Mrs. Lily Ttangtry, she very wisely said
 "The fact that believe in the superior force of mind over matter does not blind me to the truth that the foundation of every successful life is good health; that the key. stone to physical beauty is perfect physical health
 VA sick woman cannot be beautiful woman, nor can she be anything but what we English call a poor-spirited woman.
 "To a great extent a woman's beauty IS measured by her vitality-by her hcalth.
 "Work, Sunshine, Exercise, water anc, Soap, Plain, Nourishing Food, Lots of Fresh Air, and a Happy, Contented Spirit there, as you say, honest and true, is my working rule for youth, youthful spirits md youthful looks"
 One great secret of youth and beauty for the young woman or the mother is the proper understanding of her woma1ly sys- or old, should kn0zo heyseD and her phys ical makeup. A good way to arrive at this knowledge is to get good doctor book, such for instance as "The People Common Sense Medical Adviser" by K. V. Pierce, NJ. D., which can readily be procured by sending twenty one cents in one cent stamps for paper-bouud volume, or thirty one cents for cloth-bound copy and ad- dressing Dr. R. V. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y.
 Chas. Boykin, of Acme, La, Concordia Parish speaking of his wifes experience, says
 "l write you thanking you for the beneht oi your wonderful Favorite Prescription, anG also the Golden Medical Discovery l nno that your remedies have done more socd than all the others that l have used. thought my wife you'd die at times; now am able to say that through you and your medicine we have hns boy two months old. Weight. IS lbs. .
 It is a wonder to the people to see my wife going about with baby She is able to do hei own housework, can walk six miles with baby without stopping and feels as though she could stand all day; so healthy, she can cat anything Before using your medicine my wite's weight l was I77 lbs, and now she is weighing ITS lbs | She only used I7 bottles of your medicine My motheT-in-law, also my sister. have beer cured entirely of uterine trouble by your Fa' l vorfte Prescrpkion.'V
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-11-13
PFCK'SBADBOYABRO
The Bad Boy and the Groceryman Illustrate the Russo Japanese War by Exploding the Grocery--Dads Ex-
 pertinent at Raising Hair on His Bald Head.

door with his eye winkers gone, and his hair singed, the cat got out with no hair to brag on, and before they could breath twice the fire department came clattering up to a hydrant and soon turned the hose inside the groce- rey.. There was not very much fire, and after tipping over every barrel and box that had not been blown sky- high the f1remen gave one last look at the inside of the grocery, one, last squirt at the burned and singed cat. that had crawled into a bag of cinna- mon on the top shelf, and they went away, leaving the doors and windows open; the crowd dispersed, and the bad boy went in the front door, peered around under the counter, pulled the cork out of a bottle of olive oil and be- gan to anoint himself where he had been scorched. Hearing a shuffing. as 'oI arctic overshoes filled with water, in the back she'd and a stIll small voice. saying, Well, I'll be condemned" he looked up and saw the red face of the old groceryman peeking in the back door. : Come in Alexandroviski and rub
 some of this sweet oil on your counte-
 nance, and put some kerosene on your
 head, where the hair was Gee! but
 you are sight. Don't go out any where and let horse see you, or he
 will run away"
 Have all the fort and war shins come down yet?" said the old man. looking up toward the ceiling, holding
 up his elbow to ward off any possible
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-11-13

undertaken to fill me with stuff so will keep till they get me home by ex- press, with handles on. What was that you called the fruit I sopped my head with?' and he groaned like he was at a revival. Well, I told him he had us- ed the persimmon instead of the lime juice told him to, and that I would cure him, SO 1 got a cake of dog soap and laundered dad, and put on stuff to take the swelling out, and the next day he began to notice things. It would have been all right, only a chambermaid told somebody the old man with the pretty boy in All had the small pox, and that settled it. You know in hotel they are offal sensi- tive about smallpox, cause all the
 boarders will leave if a man has a pim- pie on hisself, so they made dad and I go into quarantine in a hen house for d week, and dad said it was all my fault trying to get him to raise hair like Rockefeller. Well, I must go home and explain to ma how I lost my hair and eye-winkers. If was in your place l would take a little tar and put 1t on where your hair was be- fore the explosion" and the bad boy went out. leaving the old groceryman drawing some tar out of the barrel on to a piece of brown paper, and dab ping 1t on his head with his finger.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-11-13
sx HON. GEORGE W. PECK.

fEx-Governor of Wisconsin. formerly |. publisher of "Peck's Sum-" author
 of '.Peck's Bad Boy" etc.)
 tcopyright. 1904. by Jos. B. Bowles)
 The old groceryman had war map spread out on the counter, ana TOT an hour he had stood up in front or It. reading a morning paper, with ms thumb on Port Arthur, his fingers GOV erinr the positions occupied py the Japanese and Russian forces in Man churia. and his face working worse than tl1e face of the CZar eating ca yiar. sandwich and ordering troops 10 the far east, at the same time shying at dynamite bombs of nihilists. There was crash in front of the grocery and the old man jumped behind bar rel. thinking Port Arthur had been blown up, and the Russian fleet tor pedoed.
 Hello. Matsuma, you young mon kevl. said the old man, as the bad boy hurst open the door and rushed In with A shovel at shoulder arms, ana came to present arms" in front Of the old man, who came from behind the barrel and acknowledged the salute say, now. honest, did you put that chunk of ice in the stove the day you skipped out last?
 Sure Mixer said the boy, as he ran the shovel under the cat that was sleeping by the stove, and tossed her into a barrel of dried apples. "I want
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-11-13

descending barrel or stove lid. "I now realize the truth of Gen. Sherman's re-
 mark that war is hell. Gosh! how 1t smarts where the skin is burnt off.
 Give me some of that salad oil," and the old man sopped the oil on his face and head. and the boy rubbed his lips and ears, and they looked at each oth- CT, and tried to smile two cracked and wrinkled and scorched smiles. across the counter at each other. Now you little Japanese monkey, I hope you are satisfied, after you have wrecked my store, and fitted me for the hospital. and l want you to get out of here, and never come back. By ginger, I know when l have got enough war. They can
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-11-13

f have a military funeral over 1t, and go on eating fish and rice. When this country was in trouble, in 1864, the
 Russians sent a fleet of warships to
 New York and notified all Europe to | stand back and look pleasant, and, by the great horn spoons, I am going to | stand by Russia or bust. I would like I to be over there at Port Arthur and | witness an explosion of a torpedo un- der something. Egad, but I glory in ! the smell of gunpowder. Now, say,
 here is Port Arthur, by this barrel of dried apples, and there is Mushapata, by the ax handle barrel, seeT
 Well, you and l are just alike"
 said the boy. Let's have a sham bat
 tie. right here in the grocery. Get
 down that can of powder"
 "'Taint against the Jaw. Is it?" said
 the old man as he handed down a tin
 canister of powder. "I want excite
 ment, and valuable information, but I
 don't want to unduly excite the neigh
 bors."
 "oh, don't worry about the neigh
 bors," said the boy, as he poured a little powder under the barrel of dried apples. Now, as you say, this is Port Arthur. This chest of Oolong tea rep resents a Japanese cruiser outside of the harbor. This box of codflsh repre- sents a Russian fort, see? and the | stove represents a Russian cruiser, | This barrel of ax handles Is the Rus | sian army, entrenched behind the bag
 of coffee. Now, we put little powder
 under all of them, and lay a train from one to the other, and now you get out
 a few of those giant firecrackers you
 had left over from last Fourth of Ju-
 ly. and a Roman candle, and we can | illustrate the whole business so Alex | ovitch and Ito would take to the | woods"
 No danger, is there?" said the old groceryman, as he brought out the | fireworks, looking as happy and inter | ested as the boy did. T want to post | myself on war in the far east, but I
 don't want to do anything that would | occasion remark"
 "oh, remark nothing" said the boy ! as he fixed a firecracker under a barrel
 of rice, another under a tin can of soda I crackers. and got the roman candle
 ready to touch off at the stove. 'Tt
 will not make any more fuss than talk ing a flash light photograph. Just a piff f-s-s-sis-boom-and there you are full of information
 | Well, let-er-go- Gallagher" said the old man, sort of reckless like, as he got behind the cheese bo;:. "Go1 darn
 the expense, when you want to illus l trate your ideas of war"
 The boy lit the Roman candle, got | behind barrel of potatoes and turned
 the sputtering roman candle on the giant firecracker under the stove, and
 when he saw the fuse of the firecrack-
 CT was lighted, he turned the torch on the powder under the barrel of dried apples, and in a second everything
 went kiting; the barrel of dried apples with the cat in 1t went up to the cell ing, the stove was blown over the counter, the cheese box and the old groceryman went with a crash to the
 back end of the store. the front win dows blew out on the sidewalk, the store was full of smoke, the old man
 rushed out the back door with his
 whiskers singed and yelled "Fire"'
 while tho bad boy fell out the front
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-11-13
EARTH FROM JERUSALEM.
Imported to be Placed Under Heads os
 Jewish Dead.

Imported to be Placed Under Heads 05
 Jewish Dead.
 New York Sun.
 Several Hebrews make a business of importing into this country earth from Jerusalem. which they sell to orthodox Jews at $1 a pound. The earth is placed by the purchasers in the coffins of dead friends or relatives.
 The demand for the earth arises chiefly from two causes. One is large ly sentiment, the desire of orthodox Jews that their heads may rest at last upon the holy soil of Jerusalem. The other cause is the superstition that to place earth brought from the Holy Land in the coffin of the dead will keep evil spirits away and preserve the body.
 About three years ago several re- tired rabbis saw that large profits were to be made by importing earth from Jerusalem to satisfy this demand, and they formed a partnership. They have places of business in all the Jewish cemeteries In Brooklyn and Long Is- land. The earth is contained in boxes. barrels and cases near the entrance to the cemeteries.
 At nearly every funeral some rela- tive of the deceased buys a pound Of the holy earth, paying $1 for 1t. The earth is placed under the head of the dead somewhat like a pillow.
 Much of this earth is brought to this country every year by returning pil- grims to Palestine. The rabbis buy 1t from the pilgrims.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-11-13

ed to demonstrate to you, old Michael- ovitski, the condition of things at vladivostok, where you candle eating Russians are bottled up in the ice, and where we Japanese are going to make you put on your skates and get away to Siberia. What are you doing with the map of the seat of warp
 ''Oh, was only trying to figure out the plan of campaign, and find out where the Japanese would go to when they are licked.' said the old man. ''This thing is worrying me. I want to see Russia win, and I think our government ought to send them all the embalmed beef we had left from the war with Spain, but if we did you monkey Japanese would capture 1t and
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-11-13
A Weak, . Lame, or an Achtng Bach is Natures Warning that the
 Kidneys are Sick.
Cure Them with Dosa's Kidney Pills

Backache and urinary troubles are danger signals sent to tell you that the kidneys are clogged and congested; that the. system is rapidly filling up waste that should be passed off in the urine.
 Healthy kidneys filter out of the blood every day more than an ounce of poi son. But when the kidneys are sick. this Altering process is either hindered or suspended So the body can never be well when the kidneys are III; and It Is because so many people neglect sick kidneys that kidney diseases are causing more deaths than any other human ills.
 It is easy to cure any form of kidney trouble with Doan's Kidney Pills be- fore 1t reaches fatal stage, and there are many symptoms to tell you when you have kidney disorders.
 The most common of these symptoms
 Pain in the small of the back,
 hips, or sides; pain when stoop-
 ing or lifting.
 Headaches and dizzy speiisL
 Nervousness, languor
 Too cppious or too scanty dis
 charges. of urine a.
 Thick. cloudy. discolored and
 ill-smelling urine. with deposits
 of sediment.
 Having to get out of bed at
 night to pass urine. etc. 1 The blood carries the urinous waste to every part of the body. It gets into ithe nervous system and causes neu- ralgfa or sciatica; 1t gets into the mus cles and causes rheumatic pains and gout; 1t weakens the lungs and irri- itates the heart, causing the heart to fiutter and palpitate; 1t crystallizes into gravel and stones in the bladder and kidneys.
 You lapse into a general run down and languid condition and drift every day towards diabetes and Bright's Dis ease.
 You may have only one of the above symptoms. or you may have several; but danger turks in every one, and you should begin treating the kidneys at once with Doan's Kidney Pills.
 This great specific is composed of simple vegetable clements which are absorbed immediately by the kidneys and act on the kidneys alone. It heals and cures diseased tissues, allays in- hammation and congestion, and restores normal kidney action.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-11-13
Cudahy's Condition Improved.

AsheviIle. N. c. Nov. 1.-The con dition of Patrick Cudahy. the Milwau- kee packer. has veryI much improved, and itts expected he will be able to be out In a few dAya.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-11-13
MONTGOMERY PROOF.

George Bernard, the well-knowu sruit-dealer. of no Jefferson Street, says: T knew for some time that my kidneys were affected. There was a dragging pain through the small of uv back. and I was weak and easily tired. The pain grew very sharp and annoy- ing when I worked hard for any length of time. heard of Doan's Kidney Pills and got box at E. G. Fowlers drug store. They did me 50 much good that procured another. The pills soon cured me entirely. The aching palms disappeared and have not been trou- bled for some time."
 A TRIAL FREE.-To prove what Deans Kidney Pills will do for you We will mail trial box free on applica- tion. Address Foster-Milburn O., Buff falo, N. Y. q.
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It's all right for man to talk him. self up, providing he doesn't run oth- CTS down.
The Irish standard., 1904-11-26
CANNIBALS MURDER A CREW
Single Survivor of Awful SLAUGHTER
Tells of Attack of Natives
Upon Vessel.

A recent number of the France Aus
trale publishes the account given by
M. Blandinieres. captain of the French
sailing vessel Julia, of horrible
drama which took place on board the
coasting ship Petrol, at Ditarara, in
the island Aurore, in, the archipelago
OF the New Heb.ides.
According TO the captain. he was
aroused b. the signal of distress COM
ing from the Petrol. and on approach
ing that vessel found that of a crew
OF nine persons Cniy one, a native.
was alive, while the bridge and the
captains cabin was covered with blood.
giving evidence ca a terrible struggle.
The lone survivor explained how
few days before they were attacked
by band Of cannibal natives, who
Killed the captain and two women en-
board with hatchets and then assault
ed and murdered all the other men,
bers Of the crew when they returned
from a fishing expedition.
1t is the opinion Of the Julia's cap
tain that the bodies of the murdered
people were eaten afterward by the
cannibal population as no trace of
them could be found. 1t is expected
that a punitive expedition Will be st
by the French gove1am-.t against lie
natives.
The Irish standard., 1904-11-26
pRDHATE NQTLcE

STATE OF MINNESOTA, COUNTY OF
liENNErIN. PROBATE COURT.
In the Matter of the Estate of Michael
Farrell, Deceased.
Letters OF administration on the estate
of Michael Farrell. deceased late of the
county of Hastings. Ontario Canada. being
County, Minnesota,
IT Is ORDERED, That six months be and
the same is hereby allowed from and aftc"
the date Of this order, in which all per-
sons having claims or demands against the
said deceased are required to file the same
in the Probate Court of said County for
examination and allowance or be forever
barred.
IT Is FURTHER ORDERED, That the first
Monday in June, 1905, at 10 o'clock Il. M,
at Il general term of said Probate Court to
be held at the Court House in the City of
Minneapolis. in said county, be and the
same is hereby appointed as the time and
place when and where the said Proha tie
Court will examine and adjust said claims
and demands.
AND lT Is FURTHER ORDERED, That notice
of such hearing be given to all creditors
and persons interested in said estate by
forthwith publishing this order once in each
week Tor three successive weeks in THE
IRISH STANDARD. newspaper printed and
published in said county.
Dated at Minneapolis, this 14th day of
November, 1904.
BY the Court:
f. c. HARVEY,
Judge Of Probate.
The Irish standard., 1904-11-26
PROBATE NOTICE.

STATE OF MINNESOTA, COUNTY OF
IIENNErIN. PROBATE COURT.
In the Matter of the Estate of William
Feency, Deceased.
Letters of administration on the estate
of William Feeney, deceased late of the
County of llennepn and State of Mime
said county and state
IT Is ORDERED, That six months he and
the same is hereby allowed from and after
the date of this order. in which all persons:
having Claims or demands against the said
deceased are required to file the same in the
Probate Court of said county for eXamna-
ton and allowance or be forever barred
II Is FURTHER ORDERED, That the first
Monday In June, 1905, at 10 o'clock a. NJ,
at a general term Of said Probate Court, to
be held at the Court House in the City of
Minneapolis. in said county. be and the
same is hereby appointed as the time and
place when and where the said Probate
Court will examine aud adjust said claims
and demands.
AND In Is FURTHER ORDERED, That notice
of s'lch hearing be given to all creditors
and persons interested in said estate by
forthwith, publishing this order once in each
week Tor three successive weeks in The
IRISH STANDARD. Il newspaper printed and
published in said county.
Dated at Minneapolis. this 18th day Of
November. 1904.
BY the Court
Il. c. HARVEY,
Judge of Probate.
The Irish standard., 1904-11-26
WILL END IN A BLAZE OF GLOR

WILL END IN A BLAZE OF GLORY
AS this will be the last great Worlds
Fair in our time, it is our duty to our
selves to see it before the close on
December list.
The MINNEAPOLIS & st. Louis r. r.
has cut the rates in two and placed
the price within the reach of all. On
~ $1,000 from st. Paul-NIinneapolis to
st. Louis and return. Tickets on sale
November I | to 2G, good for return to
December LIST. GO NOW. Two daily
trains to the gates of the Fair! Buy
your tickets over the Minneapolis &
st. Louis X. H.. which gives such low
rates, and las much the best and
quickest service.
Call on any NJ. & st. L. X. r. agcn'
for berth reservations or information
about the route.
The Irish standard., 1904-11-26
Legal, nJRF(vrORY

Lf.NSa1 IN hESkOA1.
PARTIAL LIST or RELIABLE ArTOR
NEYS OF MINNEAPOL1S, WITH LO
CATION OF OFFICES.
AbeIl Ace p. 2l3-22O Bank Of Com. Bldg
Arctander. Ludwig. Temple Court.
Ankeny, A. T.. 500 Globe Bldg
Barton. Elijah. 3O5 Oneida Blk
Rates. w. H.. 81 Sykes Block.
Rleecker, Geo. H.. 1871 Boston Block
Brady. II. c.. Bank of Commerce Bld9.
CAVITY. Thomas. 40s Guaranty Loan.
CorriEan. J. r.. Suite 400. N. Y Lite Bldg
Davenport 4 Than. Phoenix Bldg
Darellus. A. B.. 926 N. Y. Life Bldg.
Donahue, W. H.. e14 Phoenix BLDG.
Forth, Geo. E., 4O2 Globe Dldx.
Exchange.
Gallagher. Chris. A.. Guaranty Loan Bldg
Gjertsen, Rand 4 Lund, ILLS H. 7. Life
Bldg.
Hertig. Wendell. N. 7. Life Bras.
Hobbs, F. e.. 1855 Temple Court.
John Lind 4 A. Iceland, N. Y. Life nag.
LeAry. w. c., Andrus Bldg.
Munro. Weed. Loan 1 Trust Blag.
MAhoney, Stephen, 500 Guar. Loan Bldg
McHale. John J., 1920 Bank Com. BLDG
MCGEE 4 Lancaster. 619-625 N. 7. Life
O'Brien. ]. g.. 41s Phoenix Bldg.
Prendergast. e. A., N. Y Life Bldg.
PilEram. W. Fl. H., SIS Temple Court
Riordan. Phil j., Oaetda Block.
Smith. Geo. r., $40 Boston Block
Steele. John H.. 10 Phoenix Bldg.
Young. r.. w.. AO2 Globe Bldg.
Van Fossen. l.. j.. $40 Guaranty Loan
WEIGH L Hubachek. Phoenix Bldg.
The Irish standard., 1904-11-26
REPORT CONFIRMED.
Father Carroll Officially No ified Of APP
pointment AS Bishop.

~.S-Sk.
Father Callaghan, of Butte, Mont,
is in receipt of a telegram from Rev.
John p. Carroll stating that the latter
has received the bull from Rome con-
tirming his appointment as bishop of
Helena. Father Carroll was chosen
some time ago to succeed the late
Bishop Brondel i'll the Helena diocese.
This bull now received confirms the
appointment and was issued by Pope
Plus X.
Father Carroll has been rector in the
diocese of Dubuque during the past
several years. He is Il popular priest
in his own diocese and has made Il
name for himself as one of the most
successful priests in missionary work
in the Catholic church in the MissiSsip-
pi valley. His work during almost i,
quarter of a century mas been the up
building of the country districts, and
his efforts have ever been crowned
with success.
In weighing Father Carroll for the
exalted position Of bishop of Helena
diocese these facts We're considered
AS a consequence he was chosen to
carry on the pioneer work in Montana.
The priests of Butte We're pleased
with the selection and the sentiment
expressed by them was expressive of
the same feeling. They looked for
ward to his coming into the state as
one of the best possible things for the
success of the church that could oc-
cur.
Archbishop Keane, of Dubuque, Ia,
is ut present absent from his diocese
and the ceremonies incident to the con-
secretion of Father Carroll as bishop
will he delayed until his return. The
rule Of the church is that a new bishop
shall be consccrated within three
months, after he receives the official
notification. 1t is the intention of a
number of the clergy of Helena and
Butte to attend the ceremonies in Du-
huque. These will probably be held
within the next few weeks
Father Callahan stated to an Inter-
mountain reporter that the new bishop
will likely be installed in Helena by
The first of the year.
yes. | certainly think that our
bishop will be at home among us be-
fore the coming of the new year. This
doubt, with rejoicing by all interest
Cd" said Father Callahan