Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1904-09-17
TIIE CHICAGO EAGLE.

J AGLE,
Gates that there are fcrtilized and pro.
ductve things nearly as light as many
campaign arguments.
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The Car has had reason to walk
the floor at night for several months
past. so he won't mind 1t ~ much
now.
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1t cannot be wondered at II the
Koreans occasionally let their indig.
nation get the better of their neutral.
ity.
always wash your hands after
handling money" counsels health
authority. All. yes--and II the stain
still seems to linger hand some of II
back.
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The DOwager Empress Of China Is
reducing her household expenses.
Many man In this country would be
glad to have her tell him how she Is
doing 1t.
Five French girls wearing c0rsets
entered walking race against Ave
German girls wearing no corsets. OF
course, the bellies Franchises gave
out when the pinch came.
1t Hooks as II Lhassa had lhost a
lhittle of its "forbiddenness."
Most Of the Russian navy IL now
of the converted Order--converted into
scrap-lrOn.
Some Of those Russian ships almost
deserve capture on account Of the
names they curry.
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| America, by the way, still holds the
flstic championship of the world--if
these Is any credit In that.
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Men who Insist that the world owes
them a living must agree that the col.
lection Of the debt Is attended with
difficulty.
The negro who was locked three
days IN car loaded with watermelOns
must have almost died Of stomach
ache ana JOY.
Ut Is safe to say that even In hi,
widest dreams Uncle Russell Sag,
never fancied that he wanted to avoi,
the disgrace of dying rich.
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Secretary Hay is grandfather. ant
It's a boy. Bring on the little brccchrs
An ''inpregnablc fortress" Is merel,
one requiring large force and ma,
and artillery to take.
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The moon will bear watching. AC
cording to Astronomer Pickering, !
has broken out In Il new spot
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, Gracious, what II glorious thing
would have been for the Russians ]
the Cars boy had been twins.
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D Mr.. Carnegie says 1t is an easy mat
ter to get rich. Wen trade our shnr
In one Of his libraries for the recip.
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{ The Car has supplied one nal
child to take the place Of the tens o
thousands his country has lost In tn
war.
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Young Mr.. Rockefeller evidently tt
lieves that II you look after the dollar
the millions will look after then
selves.
The new disease Of the automobl
lists Is technically known as mOto,
q puthia cerebralis. 1t Is caused by tn
!. vibrationibus Of tht automObiliensiss
! mus.
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Just as soon as those English troop
J reached Lhassa they made 1t Englis
9 by dropping the "h." They have bee
spelling It L'hassa all these years, an
now they spell 1t Lassa.
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s| 1t IL said that the pay Of the Ja'
). anese soldier is only 45 cents a monti
In view Of his recent performances "
:" believe the war Office would be just
fled In raising It to half u dollar.
Naturally the project to make pape
= money "velvety" has failed, and "
shall go on working hard for 1t as q
old.
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y But II Carrie should appear ut til
= . door, would Bishop Potter be wal
: ranted In saying something like "Tal
nationy"
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There is tide In the affairs
/" wheat which, taken ut what seems
;, he the flood, frequently leads on