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The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1904-10-22
Perfectly Simple.

Trying to give an idea Of the size Of q
if drop of water were enlal ged to the d.
mems ions of the eartn its molecules would
look like heap Of 9,t56 O00, COG 900, 000, COO,
100000 tennis bans. lfall scientific facts can
only be reduced to sporting terms this way,
tie genera, un1ers, ding oil lie wont e. 3
Of nature will be Tremendously increased
Boston Transcript
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1904-10-22

'.rs ago that I used Doan's Kidney
IA for an attack of kidney trouble
Ia was mostly baclrncbe, and they
edaue up fine. There is no mistake
,ont Mat, and IL should ever be
rrbled again, would get them first
sno as know what they are"
ITor sale by all dealers. Price 80 ccnts.
Is,er. MIIburn Co.. Buffalo, N. Y.
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1904-10-22
THE MEN Ben No TIL GUNS.
The Cruiser New Works. Gunners
Have Broken the Worlds HecOrd
For EiEht-Inch Gun Practice.

San Francisco, Oct. 15.--News was
brought to this city by the gunboa
Remington that Rear-Admiral G. f
Goodrichs flagship. New York, during
her target practice last month in Mag
dalena Bay, Mexico. broke the worlds
record for firing eight-lnch guns, max
ing the greatest scores, based on time
and accuracy, ever made with guns OF
this calibre either In our own or any
other navy.
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1904-10-22

Knoxville, Tenn, Oct. 15.-The min
ere of District No. 10 decided, by a
vote Of IS to 29, to accept the seven
ner cent. reduction in wages onered
he the operators. There are about o.
oon union men in the district
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1904-10-22
,varc parker Registers.

Esopus. N. Y, Oct. 15.---Judge Par
ker went to Kingston. Friday, and reg
istered to vote in the Second election
district of the Ninth ward. He makes
his voting residence at the home of his
qon-in-law. Rev, Charles Mercer Hall.
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1904-10-22
Al Fixed But the Baby.

Mr.. De Style-Well, are all your
'rancements for summer at the
Bhlonable resort completed?
Mrs. De Style-Nearly, but I'm In
'ch quandary. have arranged to
nd our house plants to florist, our
\ to a cat home. our dog TO canine
|arding house, so that all will be
ell cared for until fall; but what
the world shall do with the
|by?"
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1904-10-22
...or,con CardinnI UpIikcIy,

Rome. Oct 15.-At the next con-
sistory. which is to be held November
IA. II is not likely that any American
cardinal will be elected, on account Of
the conflicting claims of Americanist
ana auti-Americanist prelates.
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1904-10-22
Too OPAQUE.

"Bah Jovei" drawled tie dude boarder.
II certainly do admire tne Newport set"
Excuse me-" said tae butioon boar Ger,
"but before going further would you please
state wnetGer you mean people, hens or
teetnW-Chicago Daily News.
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1904-10-22

St. Louis, Oct. 15.-Alaska will honor
the memory Of William Henry Seward
on Alaska day at the Worlds fair,
netx Tuesday, by unwilling a monu
ment to the man who was secretary Of
state when the purchase Of that terri
tory WAS made.
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1904-10-22

Designating taht it shall be spent in
enlarging the Tuskegee institute. the
late James Callahan, n multimilllon-
a,re of Des Moines, Ia, has bequeathed
booker T. Washington 100000. MFR.
callahan was one of the wealthiest
men west of the Mississippi.
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1904-10-22
To the Fair by River.

St. Paul, Mimi, Oct. 15.-The steam
boat Louisiana and barge Katherine
departed Thursday afternoon for st
Louis with the Minneapolis Tribune's
Worlds fair excursion, consisting Of
1913 passengers.
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1904-10-22

cure the kidneys.
Use Doan,s Kid.
ncy Pills, which
have cured thou
sands.
Capt. 8, d. Hun.
ter, Of Engine No,
IA, Pittsbu rg,
Pa, Fire Depart
ment, and resid-
Ing at 272o Wylie
Ave. 3. says:
eft waR throA
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1904-10-22

A young lady Of this city dislccatsd hcr
shoulder BY violently throwing her arm
would put their aTms only where they be-
long they would gain more sympathy In the
event OF OVERRIDING things and incidentally
make mems lives hsppier.--San Francisco
Gall
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1904-10-22

This advertisement appeared the other
day in the London Express: Johnny
Come home immediately, Father still I'M
get him into the war office Mother"
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1904-10-22

The man whose parsimouy loses him the
services Of Rrst-class assistant 10 Like .
man who cannot step over q quarts = get
at bag OF eagles.-C Chicago Tribune.
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1904-10-22

Once a tortoise beat hare-once. "a
never happened again, yet the whole timid
world has been talking about it ever since.
Success.
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1904-10-22

One hotel in New York has a suite Of
rooms for which it charges s125 day, which
would make an eight-nour nights sleep cost
Hl SO. Wouldn't that give you insomnia?
indianapolis News.
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1904-10-22

PIso's Cure for Consumption ie an inf.lli-
bic medirine foy coughe and coldsr-N; w.
Samuel, Ocean Grove. N. j., Feb. II, 1900.
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1904-10-22
cuRR YOUR KIDNEYS.
:. a.. Rack Aches and Bladder Troubles
Set In, Get at tho Cause.

:. make Che mistake Of believing
~, ,'"uhn and bladder ills to be local
' ls.nts, Get at the cause and
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1904-10-22

Ruchings. pipinLa. atrs ara 'rl'lN
multiply and overflow IN 'Ne presen
,cbeme of dress orname~t
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1904-10-22

pTopsy treated FREQ By pE. b. y. gEeen's
Some, IL Atlanta, Ga. The nFealest dfepQ
specialists in the world, RSad ileIs adstl'
tlssmsnt In another column 81 Chs tepW.
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1904-10-22
Standard Directions.

Helm understand that Mrs. Virgins re-
jected Mr.. Virgins 10 times before she ac-
eepted him.
bae--Ies. Sac evidently thought II best
to snake well before taking.--JuGge.
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1904-10-22

but they are rare Chicago DAILY NaEI
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1904-10-22

Some men think they are not saying any
thing pointed unless tley are stabbing an
otAer.-CnicagO Tribune.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1904-04-30
MORRIS COVE NOTES.

Mrs. Orren Howe has leased the old historic Morris house for a term of years and will fit it up for a hotel. Every room has been painted and pa
 pered, wide verandah has been added
 making the building present a great | Improvement. Mrs. Howe is so well
 known as a fine caterer to the wants of her guests, we bespeak for her a grand
 success in this new enterprise. Mir. Newton of Sherman avenue has
 hired the parsonage of Rev. Nathan
 Hubbell and will moved in May l. Mir. and Mrs. Newton Winchell have
 moved from New York state into Fred erick Hastings cottage on Morris street.
 | Many cottages and homes vacated during the winter are now being occu- 1 pied.
 The new boom at Lighthouse Point is increasing the call for cottages and homes; also people are looking for
 building lots.
 MT. Tuxedo of Long Island has mov- ed into Bedigars place, South End. MT. Coburn of Winchester's has pur-
 chased nice home from E. A. Morris land will occupy it about June 1. The ladies aid society of Park lchaDel held home made cake and cream social Thursday evening at the lhome of Mir. and Mrs. George Thomp- Ison. Although the rain was disagree able a goodly number was present, and la pleasant evening was passed for the benefit of the chapel. An old saying is that one extreme fol- flows another. so the people are hoping for a hot summer to offset the good old fashioned winter just passed, but while passing borrowed good share of April.
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RELIGIOUS SERVICES.

The Church of the Redeemer. Orange street, corner Wall-Watson Lyman Phillips, D. D., pastor; Thomas c. Shep- ard, organist and choirmaster.-Prea ach- ing at 10:30 a. m. Sunday school at F m. Young Peoples Society of Christian Endeavor at 6:30 ?. m. At Welcome Hall, Oak Sunday school at 3 p. m. Gospel meeting at [ :S0 p. m. If
 East Pearl Street Methodist Episco- Rev. l.. R. Streeter. D. D.. pastor.-- Preaching at 10:3O a. m. and 7.30 D. m. Prayer Service Tuesday evenings at 7:45. Class meetings Friday evenings at 7:45. If
 First Church of Christ (scientist), Chamber of Commerce Hall. 76S Chapel street.-Sunday, Il a. m. Wednesday,, D. m. Reading room open week. days, 2:30-5 p. m. Christian. Science litera- ture for sale. tf
 Howard Avenue Methodist Episcopal Church, corner of Fourth street-Rev. Dr. H. D. Weston, pastor.-Public wor- ship and sermon at 10:45 and 1880. Sun day school at 12. General prayer meet ing Tuesday evening, 7.45. Epworth League meeting Friday evening, 7:45.
 If
 Calvary Baptist Church, corner Chap el and York streets--Rev. George H. Ferris, pastor.-Preaching morning and evening at usual hours. Bible school 12 m; Y. P. S. c. E.. 6:S0 D. n,; Mission school, 4:40 tf
 Center Church--Rev. Newman S1nyth, D. D., pastor.-Morning service at 10:30. In the afternon. the 4 o'clock service.
 Plymouth Church-Rev. William w. McIIane. D. D., pastor.-Worship and
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JT1NroR AsSEMRTy DANcE

The second dance of the Junior as- semblv was held last evening in liar mony hall. Stanford's orchestra furn- ished the music. About fifty couples were present. Many pretty toilets were seen. The patronesses were Mrs. T. Cunningham, Mrs. M. Weadick, Mrs. D. Colweil, Miss M. Hoyt, Miss M. Mc- Keon, Mrs. I. Booth, Miss M Murphy, and Mrs. Williams. Some of those dancing were Mrs. O'Rourke of Bridge port, the Misses Hasset of Wallingford, the Misses O'Connell, Miss Collum, Miss
 Moran, Miss Weadock, Miss J. Fay, Miss F. Ford, Miss Grace Trevnan, Miss Williams, the Misses Colwell, Miss Snap, Miss Maxwell, Miss Tobin, Miss Lawton, Miss Loretta Crowley Miss Smith, Mrs. Dr. Devereaux. Some of the gentlemen present were the Messrs. Higgins, Booth, McCollum; Crowley, Fay, Sullivan, Lawton, Cunningham, Farrell, Murphy, Coffey, Dr. Devereau and many others. Cream and cake were served.
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875 CHAPEL STREET.

preaching at 10:S0 and 7:30. Sunday ing at 6:30. If Peoples Church.-Meeting at Bush- nell Hall at il a. m. and 7:S0 p. m. Com munion at the morning service. At the. evening service there will be an illus trated talk on the Russian people. Trinity Church-Fourth Sunday after Easter, St. Philip and St. James Day.- a. rn., holy communion; 9:30 a. m
 morning prayer; 10:S0 a. m, ante-com- munion service and sermon by the rec- tor; 7:30 p. m. evening prayer and ser mon by Rev James B. Thomas, Ph D: Wednesday, morning prayer and litany ar l0;SO; Friday evening prayer at 5 o'clock.
 lcor. Elm and College street )-Rev Henry Baker, D. D., pastor.-10:S0 a. irl., holy communion and reception of mem
 bers;. 7:So p. lla., sermon by the pastor, day school; 2:30 p. m, Chinese Sunday school; 80 ?. m., Epworth league. Dwight Place Congregational Churh Rev William w Leete, D. D., pastor- 1o:3o a. nl.,. public worship, sacrament of the Lords Supper and reception uf dergarten department meets at 10:30 j.
 ms 6:30 D. m, Y. F. s. c. E. meeting for all young people; 1880 p. m, evening
 service service L male ale qu1artette assisting the Ion the topic Why We Go to Church. Davenport Church, Wooster Square
 -Rey. Geo. Foster Prentiss, pastor. Communion and reception of new mem bers at 1030 a. m. Sunday school at
 noon. Endeavor service 6:30 D. m. p
 United Church. Morning service at 10:30; sermon by the pastor, Rev. Arte- mas J. Haynes; communion and reeep-= ton of members. Sunday school at noon. Pleasant Sunday afternoon ser- vice for women at 4. Christian En- deavor service at 6:30.
 First Baptist Church, corner Law renee and Foster streets.-Mornifg
 observance of the Lords Supper, and welcome of new members. Sunday
 school, 12; mems class is conducted
 by MT. E.. l.. Stevens; all are welcome.
 $50, Y. P. s. c. E. 7:30, evening ser-
 vice; sermon by the pastor.
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IVA LLINGFORD

kn Italian boy working at the Insu- led Wire shop got his left hand |ught in a calender roll yesterday af- Enoon about 5 o'clock and his hand Id arm were badly crushed nearly to e elbow. He was taken to the Meri- In hospital. The same republican town committee last year was chosen at the caucus Iursday night, with Samuel Hodgkin- |i chairman. The Empires will bowl a return Itch with the Y. M. c. A. team in iddletown next Tuesday evening. R. Wallace & Sons will begin next ek shutting down at noon on Satur- Es.
 uionel Woodhouse left yesterday af- moon on the 4:09 train for Pasadena,
 ., and expects to arrive there next ednesday.
 seuben F. Fox leaves next week for
 Louis.
 Flifton J Morse is i'll in New York h pneumonia. Henry G. Newton has been appointed Administrator of the estate of Emily {rdy Hall in place of H. F. Hall, now 2the Middletown retreat. kihe Country club will have its first krnament on the East Center street Ks for the 1904 cup to-day, if the Rther is favorable.
 he baseball game between the Whit
 ey avenue and Choate school sched-
 D for to-day has been postponed for
 week.
 he schools were in session yester-
 <, although the attendance was
 all.
 he first strawberries of the season
 fved here yesterday, five crates for
 derrick Townsend from Wallace,
 c.
 he storm of the past three days has
 n the nearest to the old-fashioned
 theaster that we have had for many
 rs.
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MRS. WATsoNs DAY.

Mrs. Watson had been insisting that she was worn out and needed a rest. She hinted that any of the hot springs or Gulf of Mexico resorts would suit her particular brand of fatigue, but Watson could not see 1t that way. Watson is a portly and serious man wrapped up in his business, and his mind is built on the painfully practical plan
 Its a nonsensical whim of the wo- men of this town," he said, that every March they must rush away to rest up. Of course they are tired out after a winters season. and l know you are and it is sorely for your own good that wish you to stay at home. Here you have large, quiet, comfortable house with nothing to disturb you, and if you remain here you will recuperate ten
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times more quickly than though you were at some crowded hotel"
 Do you think so?" asked his wife, ominously. Its your notion, is it, that this is a sort of rest cure?"
 That night she handed him written slip. T thought I'd do some sewing to- day. she explained, up stairs where it is nice and quiet. I had the usual pro- gramme to go through answering the door It has been this way since Della left''
 Watson took the paper dubiously and read as follows:
 "9 a. m-Got the front of my skirt cut out-front deor-beIl rang. The post-man, who left an advertising cir cular and catalogue of ready-n1ade clothes
 "9:15 a. m.-Had finished the back and one side gore when an awful pounding at the back door reminded me that I had forgotten to put out the milk tick cts. In my excitement on returning I cut out the other gores for the same side. No more cloth, so I started to hem pillow cases.
 '10 a. m.-SmalI boy with soiled face and basket of horse-radish called me to the back door. Would I buy some? I would not Spent ten minutes hunting for my tflimble when got back up stairs.
 "10:20-The groeer's boy called me down for his order, and when half way up stairs had to go back to answer the ring of the man who brings the spring water. Had to go down into the base ment to find the empty bottles for him. Just settled to work again when the front door-bell brought me down once more. Fashionably dressed young wo- man got inside before discovered that she was an agent for a hair tonic. As she was stronger than I she stayed fif- teen minutes before I got rid of her. Shall take up Indian clubs again.
 "11 a. m.-ATrs. Harris of the club en- 1 tertainment committee called and asked me to write a paper. furnish three cakes and look up two new applicants, all be- fore the next meeting. She is tiresome- ly energetic and I had to lie down and rest after her visit. After lunch I tried again to sew. At 1:30 the first caller was the man to overhaul the electric light wires in the attic and I had to go 1 up and show him where they needed at tention.
 "2 D. m.--Grimy man at the back door, Please could he haul away the ashes? Told him always canned the ashes and used them for preserves. He went away unconvinced
 ''2:30 p. m.-The washwoman at the back door to say she could not come to- morrow.
 '3 p. m.-Mrs. Phillips and her daugh- ter to call. Front of my dress ara- besqued with thread made me feel ex- tra uncomfortable. While they were here had to go to the side door twice "a man with patent brush and a small girl with pins and licorice root.
 A D, m.-The post-man. who brought three bills and another circular. He was followed by a girl soliciting for a charity. Mrs. Hendricks to call and a man who wanted to know where John Smith lived. Have estimated that in the course of the day I have climbed and descended a2.7S5 stair-steps, spoiled one skirt and hemmed half pillow case, besides achieving backache and a bad temper
 | Watson meditated for a few minutes. "H'm,' he said finally. 1T think I'd better see about your tickets to some gulf-coast Chicago News.
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tire entertainment was brim full of in teresting, entertaining and instructive features and all present spent a most enjoyable evening.
 The musical numbers of the enter tainment were assited by the New Ha- ven Orchestral club and they played several selections during the intermis- sion.
 The show in it's entirety was one of much enjoyment and as the attendance was generous the boys will reap nice sum for their trouble and work.
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LOTS AT "HAE CEDARS. :"
THE FINE OFFERS MADE BYTHE MUNSON REALTY co.

Great Interest in the Sale Unabated- Rare Opportunities to Secure Desir-
 able Lots and Build Homes in a
 Beautiful Neighborhood.
 The interest awakened over the re- .narkably fine opportunities to buy de- ssirable lots and build homes offered by khe Munson Realty Go. continues un- abated, and people from all over the pity are visiting the spot where the Realty CD. has laid out 160 lots front Eng on Whitney avenue, Putnam ave- que and other streets in Whitneyville, Across the street from the Whitneyville fhurch grounds. Many lots have been purchased and many more are to be Dad by the early birds. The location ss right, the prices and terms are right, knd the men in the Realty Go. are high sy reliable and respected men, of the light stamp, and they are doing much For the upbuilding of that section.
 Some of the inducements which they Rffer is $1,65O in gold as prizes to those Fho build the first houses. Those em- .bloyed in New Haven will have free liar fare each way on every working Bay for a year. Every purchasers life IS insured for the full amount of the Purchase, if he is in good health at lime of purchase. He will also have a ltill better insurance-an investment which goes on earning money without living the owner worry, way of earn xE1I1i inI, will AAal turn, though they may be young and Aantrained. The lots which are already #h a largely settled neighborhodd, will hcrease rapidly in value. By the non- Forfeiture policy there is no danger of aH1e losing a lot through sickness or seing out of employment The prices lots range from $75 to s350, payments down and from $1 per week upward. Nor the purchaser there are no taxes on lie lot until it is pail for. Many who Ire interested iii these offers are going
 to talk the matter over with the Iunson Realty company at their office,
 loom 405, Malley building. The com
 any takes pleasure in showing the rea- |sDn why these lots are selling so well. hey give many Inducements, so that ! will investigate this fine offer. As ie Munson Realty company is well nown as a reliable company the titles ce, of course, guaranteed.
 Conductors on Whitney avenue cars
 Ill tell those going out to see the lots
 here to get off. There is only short
 de from the Green. An agent of the
 ,inpany is on the grounds daily from
 Ia. m. to 6 p. m. to show visitors about
 ld to refund them car fare each way
 he lots will be found high, level and
 " by those who look over them. This
 Ill be a most desirable place for
 sidence, as lots are sold to desirable
 ople only, no building on the prop
 ty will be used for the sale of liquor,
 Id no dwelling costing less than $1, 900
 Ill be built The lots have a frontage
 from 50 to 59 feet. The company has
 ready put in great Improvements, and
 Il grade the streets and plant shade
 les free of charge. A neighborhood
 Beautiful homes, with healthy, happy
 miles is rapidly proving at The 8 dars.
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PRINCETON TRIANGLE CLUE.

Under the auspices of the Yale Dra- |matio association, thePrinceton Triangle |club presented a two act comic opera, |entitled, "The Man from Where,' at the Hyperion last evening, the book and music being written by Princeton undergraduates, MT. Vim. s. Burt and MT, K. s. Clark, respectively.
 That the performance was most cred Iitable and the book and music charming lis only a slight tribute to be paid to the clever young thespians. One for got for the moment that the captivating girls, who were of course represented by men, were real college boys The chorus was good, and in fact all who
 were connected with the company ad- equately performed his role. There are many funny situations and everything lmoved with the snap and detail which lis characteristic of a real comic opera company. The orchestra also came from "Old Nassau" and was under the
 direction of the composer. To this part of the aggregation can the criticism be
 made that many times they were out of tune and lacked proper unanimity. To no one individual can be given the lau- lrels above the rest. They all deserve special mention. Space will not allow us to give a specific criticism to each one 1 in the cast.
 All of the songs were veeiforously en- Icored, and the most cordial reception was rendered the Princetonians by the large contingent of Yale men present. The most popular songs in the first act were Popular Songs,D ,'iNancy'' and "The Way to Woo" Of the girls, per- Ehaps the most credit should be given | to Mir. Bispham and MT. Barbee, who acted the parts of Nancy Telfair' and song Margaret Dudley" respectively.
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BOY MINISTRIES.

large Audience We'll Entertained
 in the Foy Auditorium.
 ne minstrel show given by the Ed
 Bancroft Foote department of the M. c. A. in Foy auditorium last hing was one of much interest, and ,yed by the large audience present. SC participating in the show gave lence of having been carefully drill and trained, and the specialties in- Luced were very good. The boys iered some of the latest popular airs
 choruses and caused much fun by r witty sayings and action. The en-
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early days of the soudan again he made bold but unsuccessful attempt to reach the Mahdi, with the idea of interviewing that remarkable person. age for the benefit of a London news paper.