The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1904-08-26
SCARED OUT OF 4 WIFE

GT HE narrative which l am about
to write was told to me one
bleak night, In a country parlor.
1t was one of those nights in mid
winter. when the wind swept over the
land, making everything Jingle with
it's frosty breath, that was seated be-
fore a blazing fire, surrounded by a
jolly half dozen boys and an old bach
elor, a Peter Green, about forty and
eight years old.
II was just the night without to
make those within enjoy good story,
so each of us had to tell his favorite
story, save Mr.. Green, and as bye was
a jolly story-teller, we were somewhat
surprised to hear him say, II have no
story that would interest you," so we
had to find other entertainments for
while, when one of the boys told me
TO ask him how 1t happened that he
never got married. So | did.
well, gentlemen" he began, at does
not seem right for me tell how that
happened, but as 1t is about myself, /
don't care much. You see when | was
young we had to walk as far as five
miles to church, and singing school,
which was our chief enjoyment. But
this don't have anything to do with my
not getting a wife. but l just wanted
TO show you that we had some trouble
them days in getting our sport.
John Smith and l were like broth
nrsC Nfar hnr in IA
Where one went the other was sure to
90. SO we went to see two sisters, and
as we were not the best boys imagin-
able, the old gentleman took umbrage
and would not allow us TO come near
the house so we would take the girls
to the end of the lane, and there we
would have to take the final kiss.
I'VE soon got tired of this sort of
fun, and told John, on our way to
singing school one night, that | was
going to take Sadie home, and that l
was going into the house, too. He said
the old man would ruin us If l did.
II told him l was going to risk 1t
anyhow, let come what would. He said
he would risk II if would.
$50 home we went with the girls.
When we got to the end of the lane |
told the girls we proposed going all the
way.
"They looked at each Other In a way
l didn't like too well, but said they
(the old folks would be In bed, so they
didn't care II we did. They were a
little more surprised when told them
we thought of going In little while,
but all was quiet when we got to the
house, as we had no trouble In getting
into the kitchen. Then and there we
had our first court, and l made up my
mind to ask Sadie to be my wife the
next time l came.
TT was now past the turn of the
night, and as we had four miles to
walk, l told John we had better be go
ing. So we stepped out on the porch
but just then the sky was lighted up
by lighting, and one tremendous thun-
der peal rolled along the mountain
sides. It's echo had not died away in
the far off wales until the rain began
to pour from the garnered fullness of
the clouds. We waited Tor 1t to stop
until we were all sleepy, when the girls
said we could go to bed in the little
room at the head of the stairs which
led out of the kitchen, as their father
did not get up early we could be at
home before the old folks were astir.
SO after bidding the girls good night,
and wishing them sweet dreams, and
promising them to come back on the
next Saturday night, we started to
bed
I'VE didn't have far TO go. as the bed
stood near the head of the stairs. John
was soon I'm bed, but as l was always
little slow and full of curiosity.
was looking around the little room.
AT last l thought would sit down
on a chest, which was spread over
with a nice white cloth, while / drew
off my boots, so down / sat, when
stars of the East went plump into q
big custard piel
1T thought John would die laughing
for he said l smashed thai custard into
a shapeless mass and the plate right IL
two. You see we had to be awful
quiet, so the old man would not hear
81 was now ready to get into bed, sc
I put the light out and picked up my
boots, thinking to put them in more
convenient place, when down one Of
INV legs went through a pipe hole
which had been covered by paper, VI
to my hip.
Nov one part of me was up stairs