New-York tribune., 1904-05-30
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

country paper in the Far West is blessed the editor
has a touch OF inspiration. This is from The
Gold Hill Washington News: Last Sunday
morning broke dark and gloomy, but early
In the day the sombre clouds parted. and
suddenly there appeared most beautiful and
radiant being that would rival the Star OF Beth
ehem in splendor; and 1t neared the earth its
voice could be heard saying. 4 come from the
Master on the wings of love to bring little gifts
to those who doeth the Masters bidding. which
sayeth. RE fruitful and repenish the earth
Thereupoa It plucked tiny feather from it's wing.
which gently descended until 1t Graded In the
arIns of Mrs. Ernest Vroman. 1t proved to be
very beautiful but imperious lady, who win make
Ernest get up in the middle of the night and,
perchance step on the point OF great big tack a.
he sings a lullaby. Home. Sweet Home"
One OF the Uncaught-First Fish-My
frightfully!-(Yonkers Statesman
Telegraphng without wires has become so popu-
lar and is in much demand that the number of
vessels equipped with the requisite apparatus has
Increased amazingly. Even the sound steamboats,
although their trips do not take them long dis
tances from land. are adopting the new means OF
communication. Vessels carrying large numbers
of passengers almost anywhere will lose public
favor unless they provided with this inven-
tion.
Mary sat upon pin
For But ,s%s shoNea q no Ss2 ws, aeon.
But most was imitation.
Although fruit growers may consider this Is a not
altogether amiabe May think of the unbounded
encouragement which ungentle spring of 1904
has afforded to the manufacturers of furnaces OF
all sorts.
'Arrah, you're lookin' very sad" said Pat o'Hol-
% feei res5opded mS DesIs Owe lost y
mother-ln-law; tell you It's hard to lose Your
Hard exclaimed Pat ''B'gorrsh. it's almost
observation-disclosures News.
Dr. H. j. Williams. Of chnhowee. Kan. is be-
lieved to perished in the Iroquois Theatre fire.
but direct proof could be obtained. so to make
her position doubiy secure his wife has got d.
from him for desertion and had her maiden
restored. Now, IL the proper man comes
along. there will be no danger of No. turning up
Enoch Arden-like. to disturb the Of her and
No. 2
Mrs Buggins-Oh. 1 saw the dearest little hat to-
Mr. Buggns-That's Just like you; always look
ing for the dearest instead of the cheapest-(PhI-
adelphia Record
WellIngton's famous letter written two three
hours after the battle OF Waterloo. in which he
says Bonaparte was totally defeated by the Brit
ish army" recently brought slO6 sale Sothe-
by's. Was the recent discussion to the part the
British played in that memorable battle started by
the owner of the letter? Thc conjunction of the
sale and the discussion had at least thrifty look.
THE GAME OF CRICKET.
Monday. / take my place bat
Tuesday, some other guy does that.
Wednesday have to chase the bail.
Thursday Just sit around, that's all.
Friday bowl little bit.
Saturday in the luncheon tent sit.
Sunday We keep playing just the same
1t takes a week to play the bloomin game
-(Cornell Widow.
According TO London authority n bakers shovel
such is still IN for putting bread into the
oven was discovered at the bottom of recently
excavated Roman well in the Saalburg Similar in
struments represented Roman frescoes but
this is the first that has been found 1t is OF
beechwood and is made In piece. A silver coin
OF Antoninus Plus. bronze coin of the Empress
Faustina and a we'll preserved leather shoe
among the further contents OF the well.
Slas-What Is old Rube hot aboutr
Cyrus-Why. artist asked ii he could paint his
Silas-That didn't hurt the cows did it7
Cyrus-Yes. by heckI He painted a sarsapsrilla
sign each one.-( philadelphia Record.