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Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1904-06-30
GREELEY.

Hang the man that don't cele-
brate.
Lulu Clark spent pleasant day
at the Twist home.
Frew Hays new barn is rapidly
assuming visible proportions.
Rev. Tabor and wife visited with
friends in east Greeley Sunday.
James Blake and wife spent Sun.
day at the Jake Burkhardt home in
Melville.
Strawberry shortcake, gooseberry
pie! Don't talk to me Of the sweet
bye and bye.
Miss Cecilia Snyder of Melville
spent few days with her sister,
Mrs. Jim Egan.
Mrs. Margaret McLaren is quite
i'll at the home of her grandson,
VIM. Hagueisson.
Thursday evening-choring in
the fresh cool hours dropped be-
tween the romping showers.
John Myers OF north of Guthrie
Center came over to spend a pleas.
ant Sabbath with his parents.
J.H. Jones favored his business
trip to Bayard with pleasure by
calling on his old neighLor, E. 3.
Pennington.
Those Rugged Rats from the
ruins of Jobesville showed the
North Branch Sky.batters how to
play ball Saturday.
VIM. Clark is contemplating
building new barn, and drove
over to North Branch SATURDAY. to
let carpenter Dove figure the bill.
Oliver Smith of near Guthrie Cen
ter was pleasant passer-by in Gree
ley this week as he journied for
visit with his brother near Audu-
bon.
Mesdames Tom Coglon and Geo.
Picking, Oscar and Lloyd Miller,
have returned from Adair county
and report their father in a doubt
full GONZALES cence.
The storm of June Goth made the
roads so heavy that the hearse from
the NcLaren funeral procession did
not return until the day following,
resting for the night at the Lou
Anciaux farm.
The new creamery at North
Branch was launched on a promis.
ing career Wednesday evening. A
breezy ice cream sociable sent it
careening over the waves of actual
ity. The proceeds of the sociable
will go to the Bowman Chapel
church.
There will be fire crackers cracked
and the American eagle will scream
along the shady boulevards of
North Branch on the Fourth. After
ditfusing the sentiments of the
Declaration of Independence, the
gates to the realms of red lemonade
and pop, will be opened and he who
leaves the grounds before first
emptying his purse in the lap of
Patriotism, will be tried for trea-
son.
FAME.
From thy useful obscurity
Pine not to soar on brilliant wings;
The captive bird in its cage sings
song that thrills eternity.
For what is fame? A fading flower
That mat o meath !! tt the rubbish heap Of time,
fragrant blossom of an hour.
The nectar of this fieeting flower
Is fattery-lethean sweet,
The which to taste we often eat
The withered petals hour by hour.
For sick headache take Chamber
lain's Stomach and Liver Tablets and
q quick cure is certain. For sale by
Nick Doffing & Co.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1904-06-30
For a Hundred Years.

For hundred years or more Witch
Hazel has been recognized as supe-
rior remedy, but it remained for E. G.
Dewitt & Co. of Chicago, to discover
how to combine the virtues of Witch
Hazel with other antiseptics, in the
form of salve. DeWitt's Witch Hazel
Salve is the best salve in the world
for sores, cuts, burns, bruises and
piles. The high standing of this salve
has given rise to counterfeits and the
public is advised to look for the name
"DeWitt' on the package and accept
no other Sold by Nick Doffing & Co.,
Extra, G. L. Bison, Brayton.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1904-06-30

The fellow who gives away cheap
cigars would give away his friends.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1904-06-30

a woman never quarrels with her.
self unless as last resource.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1904-06-30

An actor may be pretty bald and
still have good part.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1904-06-30

For sick headache take Chamber
lain's Stomach and Liver Tablets and
q quick cure is certain. For sale by
Nick Dofhng & Co.
Newport daily independent., 1904-05-11
THE COASTER SUBSIDED.
Drummer Dragged of Getting Big Order, Then Was Cleverly Ex-
 posed by a Joker.

The habitues of a certain sub- urban hostelry had long been weary of the boastful chatter of an intermittent guest of the com- mercial fraternity, and it was with rare satisfaction that they recently saw him annihilated, so to speak, says the New York Times.
 "Had splendid day." he opened up as usual; "spent an hour in old Simons' store over in Rye and came out with $2,O00 order"
 He produced a notebook in sub- stantiation, as Old Simons'" atti- tude toward gentlemen of his ilk was we'll known, and the incredul- ity of his audience was not masked. The notebook was hand ed around for inspection and halt ed with a gray-haired stranger over in the corner.
 "Oh, yet-the entry's all right enough" he said, mildly, "but- it's very strangew
 "What's strange" demanded the commercial man of might.
 "Why, how it got there. l have no recollection of giving any such order, and if you will kindly tell me which of my employees author ized it you will be conferring fa- vor upon me. You evidently don't recognize me as MT. Simons, of the Rye firm, but"
 But the erstwhile boaster had wilted out of sight. His quondam victims roared with delight.
 q say, that's rich" exclaimed one of them; ''it's worth $50 to see you take him down like that, MT. Simonsw
 q didn't say I was MT. Simons, sir," returned the meek-looking stranger; "in fact, I don't know the gentleman-any more than the young man himself didw
Newport daily independent., 1904-05-11
Surprise Prizes

Given away to get the people to talk about Bixler Physical Train ing in Penmanship, the best method of instruction in the world Saves 90 per cent of time, etc. Merit Prizes, Surprise Prizes, Prize Prizes, Sure Prizes, Big Prizes, Little Prizes, Con- tingent Prize and other prizes for little folks and big folk. Send 1Oc for Business Penman, IF writing notices sample rapid writing, skilled Bird Flourish, and full particulars. q Surprise Prize will be included, worth from 1Oc to a $1, and a S10 prize goes with each tooth 10c order conditional.)
 Prof. G. Bixler,
 97 Ogden Ave,
 Chicago, III.
Newport daily independent., 1904-05-11

The food value of the things con. sumed amounted to 6,491 calories. This made the average amount consumed 1,081.8 calories. Ac- cording to the textbook prepared by Mrs. Ellen H. Richards, of the Boston Science school, only 956.3 calories are necessary to sustain men and women working moder- ately hard.
 Miss M. B. Vail, instructor in do- mestic science at Teachers col lege, who had charge of the lunch con, says that p cents would be a fair average for all meals, so that persons who pay more than $24O.9O a year are doing injustice to themselves and their pockt- books.
Newport daily independent., 1904-05-11
Wise Men and Fools.

AS the wise man knows he is a fool he is miserable; the fool imag- ines he is wise and is happy.
Newport daily independent., 1904-05-11
SCIENTIFIC BILL OF FARE.
A Good, Wholesome Meal Need Cost No More Than 22 Cents
 An Experiment.

To live luxuriously on 66 cents a day has been made easy by the department of domestic science at Teachers college, Columbia uni versity. Meals at p cents apiece have been prepared, and, what is more to the point, eaten with ap- parent relish by unbiased per- sons, says the New York Sun.
 In naddition, the chemical constit- uents in the food have been care fully weighed and measured, and it has been discovered that enough proteids, fats and carbo- hydrates exist in the 22-cent meal to support men working with the customary expenditure of force. At least, the textbooks say that the quantities are all right.
 The manner in which the discOv. cry was made is somewhat as fol- lows: Dean Russell planned luncheon to some friends, and thought it would be a clever idea to have the meal prepared by the department of domestic science. The teachers laid out the plan of battle and the students did the cooking.
 The luncheon was served to six persons. The total cost of materi- als was $2.02, from which was de. ducted the value of the food not actually consumed. This brought the total cost down to SIPS for the six persons.
 This was the menu:
 Bakeo naddOck ........................... .oo HOllanCaiSe sauce ....................... .1O Potatoes on the half shell.............. IS EsOuS .1l Butter .......................... .Uo ElckAeS .U1 Tea .US Lettuce salad. ....................... ID CneeSe ......................... .au Angel cake .......................... .1o
 Total ............................. 1O5
Newport daily independent., 1904-05-11

Read the Daily and Weekly Independent
Newport daily independent., 1904-05-11

ROCK ISLA Passenger Arrives. Passenger Departsl Local Freight Da1
 On Tues
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1904-03-11

W. d. spratt and W. p. Payne. at
t'rneys, we're in the city on yesterday. !,
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1904-03-11
MILLINERY DISPLAY
Thursday, March 18th,
Friday, March 18th,
Saturday, March 10Th.
TAzEWELL millinery co,
TAzEWELL millinery co,

Sylvester Ratliff, who has been gen.
neral manager for the st. Paul Mer-
camille Company, at St. Paul, was in
town several days this week. The
company has sold out their business
there, and Mr. Ratliff and his IamIy
are resting at Cedar Bluff, their old
home.
Mr.. 4. Ct. Wagner, who bought the
mercantile business Of c.. l.. Boon. at
Bailey, was in town on Monday. and
called to see us. Mr.. Wagner is sue
ceeding finely in his new position.
Are you going to use Prunes this
season? We can save you SOC TO 81. 90
per box on them. Read our adj in this
paper, and think about il.
Buston & Sons.
THE CAMEOl Not a stone. but q
nrst-Class cigar, is the Cameo
new brand made by an old firm. Geo.
y: Storm, OF New York, is the man.
ufacturer Of the "Cameo. He makes
different kinds, but he never made n
better 5-cent cigar than the Cameo
Try it and see for yourself. Jackson
sells it.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1904-03-11

The property OF II. w. Pobst situ.
ated near the station on the street On,
line, was sold this week bv Mr. n
Blair Hanklns, Real Estate Agent =,
Mr.. >. A. Hagy. The purchase pric,
was S6oO.OO. 1T You have any kind OF
property for sale, it will paw Won r.
see Mr. Hawkins.
There is much discussion as &C. inst
now Smoot may be deprived OF his
membership in the Senate. Some con.
tend that two-thirds vote is neces.
sary, while Others hold that only y
majority vote is required. To "exnel,
Senator requires "a two-thirds vote
while TO declare a senator's seat vacant
only majority vote is required.
The Sabbath is supposed to be a
day or quiet and rest. 1t was tar from
TINS last Sunday, in certain quarters ON
Iazewell Avenue. A number of hovs
large and small, collected, and made
the day wretched for people in the
vicinity, who like a little quiet rest Of
ter weeks work. Would it not be
good idea to teach our children 70
respect the Sabbath and the feelings OF
other people?
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1904-03-11
Attention, Ladies.

The Formal opening of French
Pattern Hats and Millinery Nov.
elites, will take place at r. c,
Chapman's, Friday and Satur,
day 18th and 10Th of March
Your presence is requested.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1904-03-11
Local Items.

LO(dl ItClEfSs
Wait bit. Don't buy your spring
suit yet, we will be ready for you in a
few days.
HARRISON & Gillespie Bros.
1t is reported that NJ. c.. McCorxle
will move to Richards.
Don't forget The Big Store when you
come to town.
Harrison & Gillespie Bros.
j. Y. Crawford is busy completing
the plans for Mrs. S. ID. Mays resi-
dence building on Main street.
III you want to see new and pretty
things call at The Big Store.
HARRISON & Gillespie Bros.
Judge S c. Graham has returned
from his winters sojourn in Florida.
Wise folks are reading our ads.
HARRISON & Gillespie Bros.
Mrs. Aston and the children have re-
turned to their home at Lebanon.
1t will pay you to keep tab on our
ads.
HARRISON & Gillespie Bros.
Senator J. n. Hartman is ut home.
He says "Its about all over, and
have come to stay"
Make it your business to read all Of
our ads.
HARRISON & Gillespie Bros.
III. &. Peery, OF North Tazewell. one
OF the leading merchants in that sec
ton, is in Roanoke on business. Ron
noke Times of Tuesday.
Always read the first column of the
first page of this paper, it will prove
interesting
HARRISON * Gillespie Bros.
Ii. G.. Peery, senior member of the
Tazewell Supply Co., North Tazewen.
is in Roanoke. He will be absent
dDOuJ IOuI weeks.
Swell things in soft bosom shirts for
young men.
HARRISON & Gillespie Bros.
w. T. Watkins and family left with
their household goods, for Roanoke.
their new home, on Tuesday. Thev
will be missed.
We have absolutely the correct
shapes in mems hats.
HARRISON & Gillespie Bros.
The News office sent out the largest
amount OF job printing within a week
past than was ever sent from this town
the same length Of time by any other
ofiice here-so say the draymen.
You will be proud of your feet il Won
put them in a pair of Florsheim shoes
HARRISON & Gillespie Bros.
We can give you anything YOU need
In the way Of printing from a tag to a
line, engraved marriage invitations or
commencement program.
Come in and look. and you will soon
see why we sell so many shirts.
HARRISON & Gillespie Bros.
Preaching in the Christian church
next Sunday morning.
Our China and Japan mattinos are
the talk of the town; from 15c to 900
HARRISON & Gillespie Bros
Mr. w. L. Witten, OF the firm Of
Witten and Harrison. Norton. snent
several days with us this and last week
Pete" is looking all right, and doing
well at Norton.
MI. Hugh Douthat and Mrs. BESSIE
Ciemans, Of Bluefleld, were married st
Wednesday evening in the narlors
OF the Ratlif hotel here, Rev s n
Hall, officiating.
John p. Gose, proprietor Of the
Garden Mills. places an adj
WIN us this week. If you readers
aavh never tried the flour made Mt these
mills, there is a great treat in
store for you. Read the adj
Mr.. ID. H. Litz surprized his friends
ast week by moving away He b.s
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1904-03-11
Blue Grass to Rent.

Two boundaries of blue grass near
Tip Top, Va, to rent for the season.
Address, S. j. Brown.
Bluefield, w. Va.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1904-03-11
Mistake Corrected

Inns paper stated last week thar.
~ ''S Weirman had arrived and taken
charge OF the millinery department >,
Unapmans. This was a miatak.
Miss " eirman has charce ., g.
oress- makng department. Miss
unent' who has heen connected With
TINS store for several years, is still in
charge OF the Millinery department
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1904-03-11
DANIEL M. COSBY.
Attorney at Law.

TAzEwELL, VIRGINIA.
Practices in the State and Federal
Courts of Virginia and West Virginia
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-03-27
FOR YATES AND HOGAN
Republican Primaries Yesterday A.
ternoon Instructed Delegates
Despite Much Opposition.

Republican primaries he choose DEL
gates 20 the county convention % be
leid al the court house tomorrow.
ere held yesterday and the delegate
Cairo were ail instructed for Gov
licnard Yates for denomination and
laj Dan Hogan for secretary Of
tate.
There WIS a fairly strong sentiment
against instructing for governor bun
g did not assume the strength thar
Sa- expected and failed to carry a
ingle Cairo precinct Returns from
be county were not Ia be had last
light and will probably not be- made
nowu until Monday. but the Yates
logan faction has gained the victory
rs the seyeniy-iwo votes in Cairo are
mple to carry the convention Monday
or Yates and Hogan
IN the Seventh ward The delegates
we're also instructed for President
Roosevelt
First Cairo Delegates -Jobn +
}cctor T. a Doud John W. Eal'r
z. Davis Henry Day Henry JEFF
oraon Instructed for Yates and Ho
gan r h. Davis was chairman ana
Charles Webber secretary
second Cairo Delegates NJ q
rhistlevood John S Aisthorne. r
VI Moore Fl. A Harmon. C.. NJ. MI
Ter stephen Bradley Instructed io.
Yates and Hogan. {. F. Miller wa
hartman and r. a. Harmon secretary
Third Cairo Delegate #
Woodward. f. Ii Wood Charles &n-
lceon Green Iipo. Harry Dawson
Mack Mckenzie. 81 S. Dewey. r.. IS
Wilson William Nerriman VIII Na
cr. Dennis Farrow. Abc Peoples John
Fisher Charles Hamilton. Abe
Morrison, Barry Tuegle. w L. Bris
.ol The dele4atcs we're instructed
tor Yates and Hogan John O. Fishaf
vas chairman and Abe Peoples was
secretary
Firth Cairo Delegates G.. o. Pat.
ior. Dr Sullivan. " p Juuc. Charla
Bowler. J 4 Nagce Henry Iomack
= L. Brown. Charles Hudson. -. c
NctzgeF Instructed Ter Va. am
Hogan Charles o paficr was chair
man and Henry I.omack secretary.
Sixth Cairo-Daleeates- p VII
Ter. Walter Warder. Richard Taylor.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-03-27
General Weather Conditions.

An extensive area of high barome
ter, or cold wave. very severe for so
late in the season, overles the upper
Mississippi valley and the portion Of
country lying between the upper Mis-
sissippi river and the Rocky noun
tains, Temperatures ranging as low
as Is degrees below zero are report
ed from northern Montana. and freeZ
ing weather as far south as Oklaho.
ma The influence Of the cold wave
is being felt as far east as the middle
Atlantic states and as far south as
the interior OF the middle gulf states
Pressure is lowest in the northeast
Heavy 24-hour ranfalls Cincinnati
2;32 inches, ST. Louis. 2.62; New Mad
rio. $50; Columbia, Tenn. zoo: Mt
Carmel. 470; Paducah, 1856; Bowling
Green. 1,42. Johnsonville, 1G4; Terre
Haute, 2lG
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-03-27

40 on the Cairo gauge, as the river
goes over at that stage and floods the
country behind the leyee
LuXoria Ark, March 25.-The big
towboat Alice Brown and a heavy tow
of coal, were blown against the bank
at Round Lake three miles above
here, this afternoon during storm.
The boat was bound for New Orleans
from the Ohio river Word of the ae-
cident was telegraphed 10 Memphis
and the towboat LAY Patton has been
sent to her assistance-R Republic.
The rapid rise in the river is likely
10 cause loss of paper wood and
stave bolts at Greeniied's landing
and logs at Norfolk, Missouri Point and
Birds Point The water, in fact, is
now in the woods at Greenfeld's and
il is too late to secure it. There is
very rapid current al Missouri Point
and it is doubtful if logs could be raft
ed there.
Sweat. sweat, till you're wet,
Take off your collar unbutton your
vest
And swear you are too hot to rest.
Change your mdershirt and soX
With no faith in flags with black
blocks;
Then with a cold sneeze, sneeze,
And swear You will freeze.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-03-27

Nelson Ricks, John Snyder, Johnson
Fisher. William Butler ] T. Jackson,
Hill Wright James Milne, T, G. FL
lott, James Douglas. Instructed for
Yates and Hogan The chairman was
:. b. Miller and the secretary was
o. L Jackson
Seventh Caico-Delesates-W P
Greaney. ". B. Thistlewood. NJ 5.
Gilbert, Earl Patier. John D. Stepp.
Alex Moss Tom Smith, Sam Penuick,
Ed Henderson Instructed for Yates
ana Hogan NJ. S. Gilbert vas chair.
man ana John H. Stepp, secretary
Eighth Cairo Delegates-D VIM.
"A Fields W. ". Orr, c. b Foster,
John Minor 7 W. Warrick J. j.
Webster. C W. Wooden. l. ~ Tucker
instructed for Yates and Hogan The
chairman was c " Wooden and the
seer tary T. w Warrick
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-03-27
River Forecasts

The OhiO-At Evansville. viii con
tinue rising during the next four days
or longer. win reach the danger line
within the next sc hours At Padu,
cah. and CAIRO. win rise during this
next seven days or longer The water
in sight this morning is sufficient to
give Cairo q stage approXimating for
ty-four feet.
The Tennessee Johnsonyille.
will continue rising during the next
txo days and probably longer. On
account Of wire troubles reports have
not been received from points be
tween Iohnsonville and Chattanooga
fer the last two days
The Mississippi-From Chester Ia
CAIRO. will continue rising for sew
eral days
The Lower Wabash will continue
rising for several days
p. Fl. SMYTH, Observer.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-03-27
TODAY is PALM SUNDAY
Last Sabbath Of Lent and Beginning
OF Holy Week-Spec.al
Church Services.

To-day is Palm sunday the begin
aing OF Passion Tide, or Holy Week.
Ii takes lts name from the fact that
"a thjs day palms are blessed and dis.
ributed In memory Of Christs entry
nIo Jerusalem
Ii is also the last Sunday Of Lent
ind for Catholics it marks the inaugu-
alton Of seven day, OF the strictest
as'iug and abstaining IN Catholic
hurchea the week will be repete
with impressive ceremonies
Palm sunday the Sunday immediate
y before Easter in the Roman Cath
)lic communion Is characterized by u
striking ceremonial which takes place
n church al the beginning Of the high
mass Of the day and viii he observed
1t the Catholic churches in Cairo this
morning al NJ O'Clock
The ceremony consists OF the sing
ng OF Hosanna hy the choir the col
ect IS said by the cclebrant and les
ons from Exodus Ky and XVI and
datt. XXl are usually sung by the
PRIEST Branches of palm held t0
ymhoiize victory over the prince Of
leath and the coming Of "a spiritual
motion are then blessed with pray
y and aspersion following which he
atty advance 20 the altar and kneci
ne receive palm leaf During the
distribution antiphons ara sung Fol
owing this ceremony mass Is held
There 20 evidence that tha feast of
aims was observed in the east at
asst as early as The Fifth century
Special services viii be held during
ne week in tho Catholic churches and
hp mucs today viii be unusually Gnc
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-03-27
A WAR TIME INCIDENT
Dance Given in Caro- Forty Years
Ago BY the Hberian
Fire Company

Mrs w d Dwyer of Vienna, one If
The Bulletins subscribers. sends an
interesting relic Of by.gone days in
Cairo's history, win the following
comment:
Vienna, H., March %, 1904.
Dear Bulletins-Alter reading the
article in today's issue of The Rulie.
tin The Hibernians Won Laurels.
thought of this old invitation which
| have had pasted in scrah. hoax
many year and decided to send il
TO you, knowing that it would be m,
teresting to many citizens of Cairo.
If you find it possible to use it in
connection with some Of your remin-
iscent articles. send also self adj,
dressed and stamped envelope for its
return as value it very highly.
Respectfully.
AN OLD CAIROITE.
The document which Mrs. DIVER
sends is yellow with age. 1t is prln-
ted programme of a dance given by
the old liibernian fire company on
March Z, 1864, and read as follows:
Fourth Grand Ball
of the
Hibemian Fire Company No. 4,
at the
St Charles Hotel
Thursday Evening. March II, 1864.
The pleasure Of your company II
respectfully solicited,
Committee Of Arrangements.
Mathew Walsh. John Clancy. r.
Burke, Jno. Carroll, VIM Bambrck.
Managers.
David J. Bakerir. HWatson Webb;
Henry Winter Thomas Lewis. H. II,
Candee, NJ. b Harrel Frank Wilson.
Rodney c, Culley Hon. Jno H. Mulkey
Jno @ Harmon, Bernard Smyth, =
Corcoran, r, Riley. Jno, Howley, T.
O'Callahan, j b. Humphrey, G, o'Cal
ahan, A. G. Holden, A. r. Taylor, Jno.
W Troyer, b. Shannessy. t'redolna
Br0ss. p Mockler. Jno Maxey
Floor Managers.
A. Susanka. 7. ". Bedard. Alex
Cartley Martin Walsh, C. OCallahan.
Cairo Democrat Print.
Very few of the men mentioned in
the above list are now known to be
living. Mr. A. Susanka is still with
MS and Mr. NJ. b. Harrell is in Chica-
90, Mr. Jno CLANCY is also still here,
but the rest are all gone.