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The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1904-10-27
Cure for Sea Sickness.

The British Medical Journal says:
Koepke believes that the different
symptoms of sea sickness are due to
anemia Of tho brain, and that validol
acts upon this condition by raising
the blood pressure. II also influences
the gastric disturbances by lowering
the sensibiiity Of the nerve endings
In tho gastric mucous membrane. and
is, indeed, both good stomachic and
a good analeptic.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1904-10-27
Not Disappointed This Time.

81 have been often disappointed Ia
the use OF some widely advertised
remedy, claiming to cure this Or that
trouble. Nevertheless, on the strength
OF one OF the testimonial letters pub,
lisned, decided to try box Of Hunt;
Cure. My trouble was eczema Of the
lower limbs, from which long suffer,
eu. One box cured me. have had q
pleasant. peaceful summer. thanks Ia
Hunts Cure"
Mrs, Alice Fortune,
Shell Knob, Mo.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1904-10-27
Cure FOR Bowed leas.

A happy mother whose little boys
legs had been frightfully bowed ans
had become straight, upon being cor.
graduated told how the cure had been
accomplished. 1t was by the simple
method Of riding velocipede, there.
by combining much pleasure tor the
little fellow with the treatment for
his little limbs. This certainly seems
Sn easy, inexpensive aud pleasant way
to cure deformity that Is quite com.
mon among children. II could do 40
barui to give It q trial.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1904-10-27
Fewer Deaths In India.

The fact that about 100000 deaths
from fevers. mostly mals.ial, are
caused in India every year indicates
the Aupendous importance OF the mos.
quito problem. II has been proved
that people dwelling in houses a mile
from the breeding grounds Of the ano.
pheles variety Of mosquitoes are prac.
tically free from malaria.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1904-10-27
Freaks Up Happy Family.

A magpie named Bob Fitzsinl.
nons." which assaulted every new.
conner in the happy family" OF which
he was member in cage at the ZOO.
logical gardens, London, was found
almost torn to pieces the other morn.
Ing. Evidently he had been the VIC
tim of general attack, but the exact
circumstances will never be known,
as even tho parrots refuse to say .
word"
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1904-10-27
Insect Migration.

There are many insects that mi
crate from one quarter OF the globe
to another by means OF the vessels
which ply between distant ports. In,
deed, the spread Of nearly NIL kinds OF
living creatures has been dependent
on the ships OF civilized nations.
Winged pests and blessings have been
steadily carried to now countries by
this means.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1904-10-27
Give Warning on Match Boxes.

It is interesting to learn Just now.
when there Is so much being done to
prevent the spread OF tuberculosis by
expectoraflon. that the Argentine
Health Department has been working
on different lines to accom- plish the
same end. Simple instructions ex.
planning how to prevent the spread OF
tuberculosis have been printed on the
labels OF more than eight million
match boxes sent out as an expert.
ment.
Celebrates 1o00th Anniversary.
The city Of Moedling, near Vienna,
has just celebrated its 1.O00th anniver.
sary. It claims to have the Oldest
electrical tramway in central Europe.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1904-10-27
Test Of Oranges Ripeness.

The ripper an orange gets the more
yellow it becomes. A dealers test for
perfect orange is to press it as you
would a hard rubber ball. If you can
make slight indentation by presci..g g
hard. but the pulp remains arm
enough to rebound. the orange II all
right,
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1904-10-27
Bliss Beyond Compare.

FOND mother--You will be Eve
years old tomorrow. Willie. and I
want to give you a real birthday
treat. Tell me what you would like
better than anything else.
Willie (after thinking earnestly for
hve minutes)-Bring me whole box
OF chocolate creams. mother. and asl,
Tommy Smith to come in and watch
me eat 'em.-Youth.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1904-10-27
One Mans Mest Another.s Poison.

In the rivers OF some Of the West
Indian islands thero abound flsh which
81 would be deadly poison for Euro
peans TO eat, but which the natives
find nourishins and enjoyable diet.
In parts OF New Zealand there grows
sort OF orange which no one but a
native can eat without becoming III,
while couple would probably poison
the average European.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1904-10-27
Insist on Getting It.

Some grocers say they don't keep
Defiance Starch. This Is because they
have q stock on hand OF other brands
containing only IL OF In a package.
which they won't be able to sell first.
because Defiance contains 16 OF. for
the same money.
Do you want 16 OF. instead Of ~ OF.
for same money? Then buy Defiance
Starch. Requires no cooking.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1904-10-27
Would Terrorize Tramps,

To check an influx of tramps at
Yarmouth, England, a member of the
board Of guardians gravely suggested
that the board circulate a rumor that
the town almshouse was haunted.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1904-10-27
Forces Jury Verdict.

Announcing an apparently hopeless
disagreement. tho foreman Of Lon.
don coroner's jury asked the coroner
whether the jury would be allowed
any !uxuries. "No, nor necessaries,
either" was the heartless reply. TEE
Jury retired sadly to its room and 70
turned q verdict five minutes later.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1904-10-27

Trust Baking Powders
sell for IS or 50 cents per
pound and may be iden.
tifled by this e1orb;tant
price. They arc a menace
to public health, rs food
prepared from them con.
tains large quantities Of
Rochelle salts. Q danger
Gus cathartio drug.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1904-10-27
A Refined Compliment.

At the instant Queen Elizabeth oi
England alighted ut Kenilworth, on q
visit to Leicester. all the clocks in the
castle were stopped. and by delicate
attention the hands continued to point
toward the moment OF her arrival,
since no one was to take note Of time
during tho royal so1ourn there
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1904-10-27
Celebrates 1o0Oth Anniversary.
kinq's Condemnation Of Tobacc O.

Smoking is custom loathsome to
the eye. hateful to the nose. harmful
to the brain, dangerous to the lungs
ard in the black fume thereof near.
est resembling the horrible Stygian
smoke Of the pit that Is bottomless.-
Jar.es I.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1904-10-27

WANTED. For the ". g. Army, able bodied
w unmarried men, between ages OF 81 end
Bj; citizens Of United States, OF good character
and temperate habits, who cen speak. read and
write English. For information apply to Re.
~fuitine Officer, Postoff1cn building. Oklahoma
CITY, OKLA, or Tulsa. Ind. Ter, Enid, show!
nee OF Guthrie, Okla.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1904-10-27
Good Place for Tobacco.

Foreman-I ses tobaccer Is going to
be purity cheap this year.
Manaeer-Well, what of that?
Foreman-I was wondering II it
wouldn't be good idee TO put little
in our cigars.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1904-10-27
British Thibetan Treaty.

The treaty between Thibet and Eng.
land was written on an enormous
sheet of paper, as the Thiebtans. for
supeTstitiOus reasons, objected to
signing any document that occupied
moro than one sheet.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1904-10-27
Why Il 10 the Best

70 because made by an entirely differ.
mt process. Defiance Starch Is un.
like any other. better and one-third
moro for 10 cents.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1904-10-27
Not Universal.

Tommy Figgjam-Paw?
Paw Figgjam--Yes. my son.
DO they kick on the street rail.
way services everywhere"
mo, my son; only where they have
street cars"
"Oh."
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1904-10-27

Work can only be got through by
method. Muddle flies before it. and
huggermuggsr becomes thing un
known.--Samuel Smiles.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1904-10-27
Went Out Through the Roof.

She-Jackson never goes out with
his wife.
He-He went out with her this
morning.
She-Your surprise me!
He-Yes; the gasoline stove az
ploded.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1904-10-27
Couldn't Lose.

i've got a bet on to-day's bail
game"
Who do you want to see VIM"
II don't care"
i thought you said you had a bet
on the game"
Il have, but I can't lose"
"How's that?"
Why, I bet a kiss WITH my bes,
girl"
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1904-10-27
An Cxtinguisher.

An Gxtinguisher.
Gusher-Sbe told me was the light
OF her life.
Flusher-Well, that was encourag.
ing.
Gusher--Yes; but her father han.
pened along just then and put the
light out.
The Tupelo journal., 1904-11-04
LOCAL COLOR TOO STRONG
Sunday School Girl Works Local Ho-
tel Into the Story Of
Bethlehem.

Seneca, Nemeh. county, Kan, is a thriv-
ing town of almost 5000. Travellers
thereto, says the Philadelphia Press, put up
at the Clifford house, which is a real brick
hotel and is regarded by the permanent
population as the latest thing in the hos
telry line in the northeastern part of the
state. To the children of the town it is
known as THE Hotel"
So it was that when a faithful Sunday
school teacher endeavored to fix on the
minds of her small pupils the story OF
the birth of Christ she described how Mary
and Joseph had come into Bethlehem on the
eve of the first Christmas and found the
inn full of guests. To make it realistic she
used the smile of the town OF Seneca and
explained how it was just as though the
weary travellers had come in from the sur
rounding country at evening.
Too well she drew the picture, for one
young miss was SO impressed with the
local color that when the Christmas festi-
val came and the superintendent of the
school asked for the tale of Bethlehem this
young lady started out in this fashion:
MARY and Joseph came to Bethlehem,
but the Clifford house was full"
She got no farther, however, for the
walls Of the church rang with the laugh
ter of the audience, which realized that
here was local color with a vengeance.
The Tupelo journal., 1904-11-04
HIS NAME IN cooD BOOK.
Indiana Man Had Been Heard OF
Even in the Wilds Of
Colorado.

Because my name is Lord, / frequent
" have not a few funny experiences"
said J. G. Lord, of Muncle, Ind, according
to the Louisville Herald. "One Of the
most amusing incidents l ever had by
reason of my name happened while l was
driving from town to town in Colorado.
While on the road one day, driving very
slowly, for ] had plenty of time, / CHANGED
to notice by the roadside a young fellow
about l8 years old, dressed in as ragged a
fashion as anyone you could ever conceive
Of. He had on a pair Of his fathers worn
out trousers, which were cut OH at the
bottom, and which extended far up on
his body, almost to his shoulders. More
as a matter of personal amusement than
for any other reason, / asked him how far
it was to the next town.
"''Bout six miles, ! reckon 'he re-
piled.
II reined up my horse.
do you have any fun out here!
asked.
Yep; heap
"'What is your name% l asked him.
"'Wilie,' he replied; Willie Hawks,
II started to drive ON, but he called after
me, asking me to stop.
"'Say, mister he asked, and what mout
your name be%
"sLord,' / answered; Mr.. Lord :.
"And then he grinned. He grinned all
the way to the armholes OF his father
"'Why'd you smile% l asked. Have you
ever heard of me!'
"'Sure; I've heard pop read of yer in
that good book; but / never saw yer
afore.' !,
"And he continued to grin as l drove on"
The Tupelo journal., 1904-11-04
Cured Her Rheumatism.

Deep Valley, Pa, Oct. 81 Especially
There is deep interest in Green county
over the cure of the little daughter OF l. N
Whipkey of Rheumatism. She was'a great
sufferer for five or six years and moth.
ing seemed to do her any good till she tried
D6dd's Kidney Pills. She began to i'm.
prove almost at once and now she is cured
and can run and play as other children do
Mr.. Whipkey says:
II am indeed thankful for what Dodd's
Kidney Pills nave done for my daughter;
they saved her from being a cripple per
haps for life"
Dodd's Kidney Pills have proved that
Rheumatism is one of the results of dis
eased Kidneys. Rheumatism is caused by
Uric Acid in the blood. If the Kidneys are
right there can be no Uric Acid in the blood,
K KID s%sniPsialIp s make ns The e1Ksisan nsys right p''''1
The Tupelo journal., 1904-11-04
Blot on California.

They were discussing the charms Of the
California climate. =,
Il never knew but two persons who could
resist the wiles of that delightful land, .
one of the company said, land they were
a mother and daughter from the Hub. They
came to Pasadena while We were there,
and they stayed just two days. One OF US
CHANGED to express surprise at their brief
soiourn, and the older woman explained:
HIt is beautiful here, Of course. We
realize that. But, after all, it is so far
from Boston!'
And they went that very day."-N. Y.
Sun
The Tupelo journal., 1904-11-04
Tenth Season Of the California Linn
tied.

tied.
Ten years ago this fall the Santa Fe
started its California Limited train or
the initial run across the continent.
Many improvements have been made in
that busy decade. To-day's engines and
coaches are much heavier than those of
1894. Millions of dollars have been spent
on the track alone-some of it for oil
sprinkled (dustless) roadbed and oil.burn-
ing (smokeless) engines. The time is
faster, too.
Daily service of the California Limited
will be resumed Sunday, November 10,
fer the tenth season, su~perseding the
present semi-weekly schedule. This is
now an all-the-year- round train, between
Chicago, Los Angeles and San Francisco,
running through Southwest land of en-
chantment. The time, Chicago to Los
Angeles, is about 6S hours, which is fast
speed for the 1926 miles traversed, con-
sidering that several mountain ranges are
crossed.
The Tupelo journal., 1904-11-04
The Proper Name.

The Daughter-No, mother, dear, / could
not marry Mr.. Smith; he %squints.
The Mother-My dear girl. a man who
has 500, 100 a year may be affected with a
slight optical indecision-but a squint,
never.-London Taller.
The Tupelo journal., 1904-11-04
Why It Hurt.

Don't feel so cut up about it, Mr..
Skemer," said Miss Roxley, after rejecting
him. Pm not the first girl you loved,
nor, / venture to say, am | likely to be the
last"
mo" he sighed, disconsolately. but
you're the richest" -Philadelphia Ledger
The Tupelo journal., 1904-11-04

1t took five New Haven policemen to put
a Yale man in a cell the other night, yet
some persons contend that university tram
ing is valueless .-Philadelphia North Amer
lean.
The Tupelo journal., 1904-11-04

When it comes to backing down in q
diplomatic argument the car is allowed
to take as much of the responsibility az
Observation-Disclosures Star.
The Tupelo journal., 1904-11-04

Do not believe Piso's Cure for Consump
ton has an equal for coughs and colds:J
F. Boyer, Trinity Springs, Ind, Feb. Is. 1900
The Tupelo journal., 1904-11-04

Physicians assert that disease is spread
by. the saloon free lunch. The doctors ap-
parently do not understand that no man
Is entitled to sample the free lunch until
he has bought a Observation-Disclosures
Post.
The Tupelo journal., 1904-11-04

They who say that identifying is fool
ish dispute their own eyes-Chicago Rec
ord-Herald.
The Tupelo journal., 1904-11-04

"DEAR Mrs. PINKHAM:-It seems to me that
all the endorsements that l have read of the value
of Lydia E. Pinkham's Compound do not express
one-half of the virtue the great medicine really
possesses. l know that it saved my life and |
fered with ovarian trouble for five years, had three
operations and spent hundreds of dollars on doc
tors and medicines but this did not cure me
after all. 49,,
"However, what doctors and medicines failed
to do. lydia E.. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound did. Twenty bottles restored me to per-
feet health and I feel sure that had | known OF its
value before, and let the doctors alone, | would
have been spared all the pain and expense that
The Tupelo journal., 1904-11-04
Faithful Friend.

Jobbs-I stood by my friend Bill the last
time he got in trouble.
Dobbs-Yes; I heard you were the best
man.-Chicago journal.
The Tupelo journal., 1904-11-04
Amt II Shame?

They were seated SO close together
on the parlor sofa that there was nc
room between them for an argument,
when she suddenly let loose a large
and soulful sigh.
What's the matter, darling?" he
asked.
"Oh," she replied, Il just happened
to think that this would be our last
evening together until tomorrow even
ing"
The Tupelo journal., 1904-11-04

The man or woman who cannot for.
give burns the very bridge over which
they themselves must cross.
The Tupelo journal., 1904-11-04

fruitless operations cost me. If the women who are su1eIllngs ana
the doctors do not help them, will try Lydia f. P1nkhams vege-
table Compound, they will not be disappointed with the results"
Miss CLARA Nj. CLAUssEN, 1907 Penn st, Kansas City, Mo.
eonEe,r 10 wa cannot FORTHWITH prdue The odghnal letters and ignatursso 1
aMIuuu Lydia Z P1nkham Ned 70. Ayn msss
The Tupelo journal., 1904-11-04

The population of London increases BY
10000 annually.
The Tupelo journal., 1904-11-04

Man cannot lift himself by his bootstraps,
but many a man has pulled himself down
with a corkscrew.
The Tupelo journal., 1904-11-04

The contract was recently let In
Jackson for a large s%ix-story stone
and pressed brick building for bank
ing and Office purposes. During the
past year two tall buildings were built
and plans for several more tall ones,
one of them to be seven stories high,
have been adopted and will be erected
early next year. The Capitol City is
running largely to s~ky-scrapers.
The Tupelo journal., 1904-11-04

Approaching the splendid opening
for a model stock farm in the ear vi
entity of Jackson, R. H. Ihrie has pur-
chased a large tract of land ear the
city and will remove his famous Mill
brook heard of Jerseys there as soon
as the necessary buildings. water sup
ply, etc, can be attended to. The
buildings will be large and commodi-
Gus and all appointments of the very
best. When completed. Mr.. Ihrie will
have the model stock farm and dairy
of the South.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1904-08-30
LABOR DAY
At HAND
But Unions viii Not
Indulge In Par
AIDE.

Labor Day comes next Monday,
September 3. but there is little like
rhood of any demonstration taking
place on the part of the labor or
ganizations. It will probably be quiet
holiday. with every man for himself
to enjoy the day as best he can.
E. w. Quinn and Jack Mansfield
stated yesterday that they knew Of
no preparations for the observance Of
the day with parades or speechmak-
ing. as the unions were not strong
enough to do much. Jack" Mans
field had even so far forgotten that
such an event as Labor Day was SO
close at hand.
mo, I'm sure the labor unions won't
do anything.t said he, because the
organization are at low ebb as far as
strength is concerned. The boys will
probably observe it quietly"
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1904-08-30
INDIANS INTERPRET DREAMS.

According to Charles Gibson this is
the Interpretation Indians give to GER
tain dreams:
If you are a young man or woman
and dream of flying it is a sure sign
you are short-lived, and 1t is time you
were preparing your little business to
do your flying at some other place. If
you dream of flying among the house
tops or just above, you will reach the
30 or 60 notch.
If you dream that you are away
above the treetops, then you are good
to live up into the nineties. and if you
dream that you are humping the stars
with your gourd-head, then you will
reach the century notch. To dream
that you are solid with black-eyed
beauty is a sign that you will kill a
fine buck deer before you sleep again.
To dream of blood means also meat in
the pot. To dream of your would-be
mother-in-law breaking a bow over
your head is a sure sign that you will
not be her dear beloved son-in-law. II
you dream of eating softly with a de-
ceased friend, make your Will before
another sun goes down.-Kansas City
Journal
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1904-08-30
THE MOLOKAi
WHlSKEY RING

Editor Advertisel':-Th law and or
der people on Molokai have just had
a most gratifying experience
Last week two Federal officers quiet
ly landed on the island. and speedy
exposed the large amount of illicit
liquor selling which had escaped the
notice of Deputy Sheriff Hitchcock,
and his police. We welcome the stand
your paper has taken on the Kauai
whiskey ring. 1t is a strange and
painful fact that the liquor consign-
ed to an officer of the law here (Mo-
lokaD equals that of any joint be-
tween Pukoo and Kaunakakai. At the
polling station. Pukoo, last November
election, three out of the four officers
were in a stupidity drunk and naudIin
condition, exhibiting themselves before
over hundred people.
LAW AND ORDER.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1904-08-30
FULL REHEARSAL TO-
NIGHT OF SAID PASTA

The usual Myrtle enthusiasm has
pervaded the whole undertaking of
producing said Pasha" and, ike the
SNOWFALL rolling down hill, it gathers
momentum as the opera rehearsals
progress.
This evening there will be a fall re-
hearsaI held for the first time in the
opera house and the whole assembly
of singers will be present.
Notwithstanding the fact that over
two weeks yet remain before the per-
Torrance and the box plan does not
open until September 18th. the mes
senger service already has orders for
nearly two hundred seats and this
number is rising rapidly. This viii
mean a small army of messenger boys
because OF the rule that no more than
twenty tickets will be sold to any enc
person.
1t has been decided to auction the
loges and boxes to the highest bidders,
the regular price being established as
an upset figure. Harry Armitssge will
act as auetioneer.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1904-08-30

CHANGE OF WATER often brings
on diarrhoea. For this reasan many
experienced travellers carry a bottle of
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and Diar-
In case of an emergency. This prepara-
zion has no equal as a cure for bowel
complaints. 1t can. not be obtained
while on board the cars or steamship,
and that is where it is most likely to
be needed. Buy a bottle before leav-
ing home. Sold by Benson, Smith &
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1904-08-30

Treasurer A J.. Campbell has detail
ed George E. Smithies of his office to
investigate the probate records with
a view of finding if the Treasury has
received all of the inheritance tax il
should. A case in which a will was
admitted TO probate. under which 1926
was due to the Territory. came TO the
Treasurer's attention through his per-
sonal knowledge of the facts and the
amount was promptly paid on demand.
Since July, 1901, the inheritance tax
has yielded only $S416.42. Treasurer
Campbell thinks this much too. small.