The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1904-06-09
THiSTLES.

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naoh fsn, voc tnow, afle' zee have qsl
feg'ss afraid.
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be tApt
TOO Falssing Have yes hesn radlhi
sny u ibess sr,lcl.s ca 'whs hcn Ds1'
CO ~ chefetY No. os niahi ~ We
e. 10 church spd be done With IL.
10 the CI. Hs literary .ork brifg
.seoa prizes, aoesht 81 Yoss eosrt re
esniiy cceieos that ttsfs 81 his lcvc letter
we're worth 90 600.
--wose snll Attorney D5s'i yos
iLlrr s2s Goo cash wurla be pusirhm,n
ssossh fer bis brteh o. premise To-
Argrisvee 0ae-- No indeed ! war, him Il
marry me-
jas. sso.hsr Variation DID you he,i
abou, Nexmai No. lie loi, bic iIghi
leg. Gneiees. lLeusb, be had every
lllng ia ha wifc'I name.
Blta-Jinson 10 one 81 The Liver Brl.
ssde. lie has little cantef Every morn,
lHg before breakfast. wlrks-Ye,, know.
Ard be hss pretty big de-eAuter every
night sitter dinner.
-sre--l dorl sc vhy they don't have
some-, pielGfoi |. well |. nen's on poi
nac s.tmps. He'll they bad women's
faaes ca stamps no man would have the
heart IN lick I'm
--Chbbe-fou ueedn't call any more.
I'm aiag to try smother lsuudry, Lsun-
dryma Why, what's the matter Weren't
your thlgts snd collars well donei Yes,
too wei. done don't like them so brown.
High keyed Voice (irom top OF stair
wsyl Bessie, that pie faced dude has gope,
ba,n't be, Constrained Voice I'm dnken.
ed hallway below Not ye', masm, but
he's gcing as soon A. he can had his hat.
a Cynical spinster: II you were msr-
ried, said the summer girl, would you be-
lieye everything your husband told you.
No, answered Miss Cayenne, but, for tie
sake Of peace 10 the family, I'D make him
believe believed Il.
Where did you get thstfsiid Mrs. Blank,
~ abe gszed al a statue Of the Venus de
Milo that the cook had just placed upon
the clock shelf. Oh, bought II Of an Eye
Italian that was jast here at the door. He
give II to me cheap, because tn. lady Lad
lost her arms,
"A mother Was trying to impress on her
-four. year old son the importance OF goir z
to bed early. You know, she bsgap, the
little chickens always 20 to bed with tie
sun. Yes, mamma, he interrupted, but The
big hen always goes along too.
Not In His Line Now, said the Ieit
salesman sMeasticSlly, ashe started to put
back the rolls OF ak, can't you think OF
something more ! might show you, ma'am
Yes, replied the shopper, but don't think
you have 1t. What 10 ~ More cour-
tosy.
MIR. Deeplcy, said the hostess, won
you obllgs US with one more song; Oh,
really, replied the eminent bssso, the hour
ID so late, I'm afraid my singing will dlf.
turb the neighbor. Never mind that.
They We got dog whose how llrgs dlsturb
us Al night, too.
Bessie II almost bate Carrie Dyer
She asks iueh impudent questions, you
know. was telling her II Frank Barnes
had asked me to marry him once he had
lsked me twenty times, and she had the
to AK me II he had atked
once. Mlnnle-The idea But has he,
Bessie'
Docs II pay to advsrtlfef Read this:
A Melbourne, Australia, man inserted this |
In local iJurnal: 'Miising |
'lnce Monday, large black cat. Reward at
--, dead or alive. within q week Isl
i've black cats and 1913 dead ones we're
brought to bis house.
.--3enstor David b. Hin met an old time
and asked him how be VAS
getting along" The gentleman complain
q thai he was 10 "hsrd luck" and said
'rhirg. have been going very tally with
ne lately. The fact IA, II | were Llzirus
nd the Lofd said, Come forth, would
ome nth.
--Detested IT, Elderly Adyiser--I SIN
,lsd you dislike slapsy young men. Miss
bet do That's why
Iad TO shake Fatty Feathertop. told him
wasn't going TO stand for his hash coun-
er disleet any longer, II knew myself,
I'D ! reether guessed did, all right, all
ight.
compromising Features Mrs. Upmore
= How Ia your experiment OF living In the
ountry succeedlnRi Mrs. Hyems-It isn't
0 bad as you nigh. expect. II costs us
,ore OF course to have our butter and fresh
egetaoles brought out to US from the city,
'ut we don't have to entertain nearly 90
iuch company.
The automobile was carrying sight
pers up Fifth Avenue, and the guide with
he megaphone Was pointing on. the homes
the rich and telling what they cost,
oles The Nes York Sun. "Fine, Amt ~
Nd one old fellow on the back seat to his
eIghbor. But don't zee how they get
long without room to hang the w,sh
Ut.
Mn. Chclius locks bad, dossn't shey
'es, and no wonder. She's been awake
rery hight for 4 week past. The idea
That wss the matter She discovered Z
bcst week ago that her husband iaIks
bis ,lcep, ard q course sbe bad to lis.
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BOBBY il a little GermantoEp beyl