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Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1904-12-16

Doan's Kidney Pills act very effective
ly, very promptly, relieve the aching
pains and all other annoying difficult
ties"
Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
For sale by all druggists. Price 80
cents per box
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1904-12-16

A penny saved is . penny burned
later on.-Puck.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1904-12-16

teen years suffered
with terrible pain In
my back. I did not
know what it was to
enjoy q nights rest
and arose In the
morning feeling tired
and unrefreshcd. My
uTering sometimes
was sim ply indie
scribablc. When I
finished the first boz
Of Doan's Kidney
Pills | felt like Q
different woman. l
continued until ! had
tnkcn Eve bOxcs.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1904-12-16

Unexpected personal prominence dimi
many u well kept halo.-Judgc.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1904-12-16

A Guaranteed Cure for Piles.
Itching, Blind, Bleeding or Protrudlng Piles.
Your druggist will refund money II PAzO
OINTMENT fails to cure In o to Ia days. SOC.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1904-12-16
To Cure q Cold in Ono Day

Take Laxative Bromo QuininoA'ablets. Al
druggists refund the money ii it fails to cure
L. w. Grove's signature is on each box. Zoe
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1904-12-16

The still small voice OF conscience Is
sometimes so irritating that one IS tempt
ed to retort that talk il cheap.-Puck.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1904-12-16

The empty head needs a naughty air.-
Chicago Tribune.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-04-24
THE LOCUST PARTY FAILED.

The last years OF Justice Dykman's life he
delighted to sit in his yard and watch the in
sects and all the small life with which the
summer teemed. He was especially Interested
last year in the locusts which would burst out
OF their old skin one by one and one morning
he invited a party of HIS neighbors over TO
watch a particularly fat locust break out OF its
old prison. AS the shell slowly cracked the
Judge became more and more excited, until sud
denly big fly bounced on the locust and stung
II through the crack its fresh, new back
OF course this killed the locust instantly,
ana there was no more squirming within the
Old shell. The judge was highly Indignant.
"T'he COMPOUNDED rascal" ne exclaimed, "stung
the locust, did he? The beasly fly, Isn't that
too bad now: isn't that too bad, and then he
apo.ogized to his neighbOrs for the hy's bad
behavior and the failure Of his locust party.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-04-24
COLUMBIAS FINE BOATHOUSE ON THE HUDSON.
I'm nom dutnG costs

ever lad. Is father Of this first athletic endow-
ment fund. having given 10000 the annual
interest OF which win be used for crew ex-
penseS.
Rowing authorities have held for several years
that the only satisfactory solution OF the prob
lem of crew expenses lay In permanent endOw
ment funds sufficiently large to cover at least
half the expense 1t is the only college sport
that has absolutely no income. Football pays
enormously when ten thousand spectators are
willing to pay well to witness q single contest
The seasons expenses of a football team can be
paid out of one big game, and II Is a poorly
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-04-24

once popular song. Tt Is al a-goin' out, an
nothin' comm in" There Is way of charg-
ing admission to an open regatta.
President Harper OF the University Of Chicago
would have all athletics endowed and do away
with playing for gate receipts He does not like
the idea of college men exhibiting their strength
and skill to the general public in widely adver-
tised contests His scheme for general ath-
letic endowment seems pretty far in the future
but now that q trail has been blazed in the way
of rowing endowment It is not unlikely that the
other rowing Universities-COrnell. Pennsylvania
Harvard. Yale. Wisconsin, Georgetown and
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-04-24
rOryD OUT ALL He WANTED TO KNOW.

At the close OF Of the most important
hearings on the charges brought by the Bar
Association against George Alfred Lamb to dis
bar him on account Of his connection with the
famous Peter Power suit against the Northern
securities Company. Mr.. Lamb told n story to
ZONE OF his friends His counsel. J. Rider Cady.
he'd just examined Delaney Ncoll. Samuel
Un;ermyer and J. S. Auerbach. who had given
testimony as TO the defendants reputation that
was highly creditable to him. AT county
fair" said Mr.. Lamb "a boy once asked a
farmer FOR a job. 'Waal.' said the farmer. TAX
ing 4 glance at the lad and seeing that he
locked strong. meet at the entrance to the
grounds at half-past four and bring your char
arter with yer SO at half past four the boy
was there waiting. WAL said the farmer
have yer got yer characterT Nope. the
reply: but I've got yours I won't come
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-04-24
cELL PoR PRISONS COMMITTEE.

At the New-England Methodist Conference
held in Springfield. Mass, recently, a good
brother wished to announce meeting of the
committee prisons. The committee was to
meet in one of the classrooms which were num-
hcred Fun OF his work and with mind IN
tent the business which to be conc;&
cred the brother arose and announced 1.-THE
committee on prisons will meet in Cell No. l
INN. diately after dinner"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-04-24

For the first time since American universities
took up the sport of rowing endowed crews will
race this year on the Hudson at POughkeepsie-
There will be three of them, all showing the
blue and white oars of Columbia Edwin Gould.
one OF the most loyal graduates Columbia has
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-04-24

The Gift by Ed7cn Gould of $4,000 Uecome Onedc5c
rations Under Way for Nert Summers Regatta.

managed eleven indeed that does not declare
a dividend at the seasons end. Baseball is
usually self-suppOrting- Even the track team
makes a portion of its expenses. and the same
Is true of lacrosse hockey. fencing and basket
ball teams But with rowing. in the words of a
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-04-24
TIE HORSE AND THE MAN.

See the horse.
The horse has TO run only one mile. and wears
Iron shoes
The man has to walk al the way home from
The race-track and wears leather
Should not things be reversed?
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-04-24
her crying out excitedly. -Oh- but you won't
buy it. grandma, will you?"

buy it. grandma, will you?"
Daisy. who has been listening to an account of
an automobile accident and a description OF
trip across the English Channel, informs her
mother later as she applies imaginary
chorus" plaster TO invalid doll, that never
will she ride in of those naughty mobiles
go in any boat across that dreadful Irish Tun-
mel"
Oyerfastidious Harry, who always claims for
himself only the very best. in sorting over 4 dish
Of fruit finds badly dscolored banana, which
ne promptly hands to his nurse exclaiming in
most assuring and convincing tones, Here. dear
De ia, is a good banana for you"
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-04-18
Development of the south

"A quarter Century Development of the Mineral Resources of the Southern States is the subject of an elaborate article presented in the current issue of The Tradesman, and in it are given figures which tell the eloquent story of the wonderful progress of the South. A table on the value of the mineral pro- ducts of the Southern States in 1Ss0 1901 and 1902 shows that with the exception of lead, salt. bauxite etc., mica and corundum and manganese ores, there was an increase In the value of all other minerals in 1902 as compared with 1880. The value of some of the minerals, such as coal, pig iron, petroleum, clay pro- ducts. coke, cinz. phosphate rock and natural gas show enormous gains, while the total value of all minerals has increas ed $217. .5S6, or 615 per cent. It Is also shown that there was an increase of $25. 0,372 In the value of all mineral pro- ducts In 1902 as compared with the previous year.
 A comparative statement is also given of the total value of all mineral pro- ducts in each of the Southern States in IsSo. 1901 and 1902 Not a single State but shows immense gains in the value of its mineral products since 1880. while in some of them a gain Is astonishingly large, Alabama, for instance taking the lead. having increased the value of It's product by. over s57,OOO.00O. and West vir- ginia by over s5s.OOOOOo Virginia comes next with an increase of $2O.612,0O0 fol- lowed by Tennessee with a net gain of SIS, 7sS, 900. Missouri, next in rank, has increased the value of its mineral output N7,S71 900. and Kentuclys gain Is nearly $11.o0OoOC. and that of Maryland $9,569 900. The increase in all the other States. in A. lNs.va.
 SS. .s4s, 900; Indian Territory, s4s75. .0OO. Georgia, A.o54.Ooo Arkansas. & 200 OOo. Florida. s2.777.OO0 South Carolina. N.44 900. and North Carolina. $1,01s, 900. The value of the output of minerals in Louis iana. S966.sSs. and of Oklahoma. s4s1 GOO in 1902 Is all gain, as this industry in each of them was undeveloped in 1880.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-04-18

part in the game if Matthews played on
 the. Harvard side. The matter was set tied by compromise, however, ana tne
 game proceeded. Harvard in that game
 insisted in playing Matthews, and George town consented to play only because oi
 the greet crowd which had gathered 10
 Watch ihe play. s.ele. B. boa
 In the Georgetown argument, Harvard : insisted that the services of Mattnews
 were invaluable. and that they had littie chance to win without him. Yet imme-
 dfateiy after leaving Georgetown. har-
 ward proceeded to Annapolis, where they
 playeo the cadets at the Naval Academy.
 making no. effort to play Matthews. Tn fact. Matthews did not go to Annap0us
 at all. being sent back to college. Ine
 excuse was offered that Matthews nao been taken i'll, but he was playing in liar
 yard on the campus the evening or ms
 arrival. It is well known that the An 'napolis cadets will not take part In . game in which . negro plays. Now that Matthews will not come Soutn with Harvard. there are many persons who will feel relieved. GamesN had been arranged before 1t was known that Mat thews. would play on the Harvard team, and there had been much perturbation when his, playing was noticed. Matthews | is a black negro. and Is the son of ne gro mall carrier in Montgomery. Ala
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-04-18
Albanian Proverbs.
The Indepnedent.

The lndepnedent. An Austrian folk-lorist' asserts that the Albanians~ have the richest and most incisive collection of proverbs in Europe. Here are few of them:
 If you fear God you will not fear man.
 If you do not keep your tongue at rest it is often in contact with an ach- ing tooth.
 If you follow a crow long enough you light on carrion.
 Words are feminine; deeds mascu- line.
 Words won't make the wheels of a mill go round.
 If you don't obey your mother, you'll obey your stepmother.
 A pig won't spare even the most beautiful fruit.
 You cannot have harmony without noise.
 Fire, water and governments don't understand mercy.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-04-18
NOTICE;

signed at the next meeting of the City Council of Montgomery for permission to construct and operate two railroad tracks over and uponrthe eastern end of an un- named street intersecting First Avenue, and also across said First Avenue at said inter- section according to the plat of West End. and also according to a blue print which will be presented with said ordinance.
 st NATIONAL COTTON OIL co.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-04-18

~xnert knowledge of these diseases en- sfses me to treat them intelligently, with c,,t ruess-work. or experimenting. Every one affiicted with
 Catarrh, Bronchial or Lung Troubles, HEeumatism, Nervous Debility, etomacA Troubles, Female Weakness, Yidney or Bladder Diseases, Piles, Fistula, Blood and Skin Diseases, Etc is invited to call for free consuitation and see for themselves my superly. eouinnnent for prompely curing them. n vo,, cannot call. write for self-examina. tion blanks and full information about mv perfect system of home treatment Correspoudence confidential.
 !. NEWTON HATHAWAY. M. D.. Al Trrnan Bldg. 22 1-2 South Broad Street
 Atlanta, Ga.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-04-18
PhiIadelphia Inouirer.

Philadelphia Inquirer.
 As if Uncle Sam did not have enough troubles on his hands already, there is a proposition to make him annex Santo Domingo and colonize all his colored peo- pie there. The plan seems to be approved by everybody except the American ne- groes. the Santo Dominicans. and Uncle Sam himself.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-04-18
CIeveIand. &: Chicaeo. Q.

Chicago, April 17.-An immense crowd turned out to see Cleveland shut out Chicago today. The locals could not hit Donahue at critical times and the visitors were able to bunch their hits to advant- age. Both teams put up a fine fielding game. Attendance, 17,5O0 Score:
 R.H.E. CnlcaBo.. ..O00 OOO OOO-O . 2 Batteries-Wfite and Sullivan: Donahue and Bemis
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-04-18
st. Louis l3: Detroit. Q.

St. Louis, April 1.-The St. Louis American League team easily defeated Detroit today. Stovall was hit hard, sev- enteen hits being made off his delivery. Attendance. 5000. Score: RHE. St. AoulS.. ..V40 OOI uS-lS 1T c Detroit .. .. .. .. .. .. 1000 200 O00- 4
 Batter1es-Sudhoff and Sugden; stovall and BueIOw
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-04-18

you III Ndin, ! paSc this assertion on my record of more than twenty years of success as a Skill full Specialist My reputation is at stake in every case I un- dertake, and the great success T have had is the best evi- dence of my ability and skill.
 Each case receives the most careful in. dividual attention and I am especiaIl! l! interested in seeint that the best result'
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-04-18
Wash Suits.

A great variety of suits in the newest styles, including the Russian Eton suit originally advertised as the Buster Brown 75e to $s.oo.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-04-18
SPECINL- % Fl NOTICES:
MASONIC.

n A stated communication of W Montgomery Lodge, No. II, N A. F. and A. Masons will pc A-M held on Monday evening, &Et%AA April 18th at o'clock.
 s&N A Members of Andrew Jack N@N son Lodge. Ne. 173, and visit
 ing brethren are fraternally By order of the ". M. wH. Dingley, .A SecfY.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-04-18

At Chicago-Detroit and Chicago.
 At St. Louis-Cleveland and St. Louis. At Boston-Washington and Boston.
 At New York-Philadelphia and New York .- -S
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-04-18
NATIONAL LEAGUE
FIRST |. SUNDAY GAME II
 BROOKLYN.

No Admission Charged, the Score Cards Paying for It-At the St. Louis-Pittsburg Game 23,-
 260 People Attended.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-04-18
League Standing.
Games Yesterday.

At St. Louis-Pittsburg. 5; St. Louis. G.. At Cincinnati-chicago, 3; Cincinnati. 12.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-04-18
Wool Suits.

Aeomplete stock of alI.styles, including single and double breasted suits and suits with belts to match $a.5o to $8.5o.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-04-18
Games Today.

At Philadelphia-New York and Phila- delphia. & d. G .- A; Brooklyn-Boston and Brooklyn.
 At Cincinnati-Pittsburg and Cincinnati At St. Louis-Chfcago and St. Louis.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-04-18
TO CURE THE SICK My Mission in Life.

When say cure you of any Chronic Disease, no matter who has treated
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-04-18
AMERICAN LEAGUE WHITE Sox SHUT OUT BY
 CLEVELAND.
Armour's Team Hammers White for 13 Bunched Hits, While Donahue Was a Puzzle at Critical
 Points. V
League Standing.
Games Yesterday
Games Today.
mon-thu-sat

At St. Louis-Detroit, 2; St. Louis, 13. At Chfcago-Cleveland, 5; Chicago, o.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-04-18
St. Louis. 6; Pitsburs. 5.

St. Louis. April 1.-The St. Louis team | the odd game of the series. Lee started
 in to pitch for Pittsburg. but after hit
 ting two batsmen and giving three bases
 on balls. he gave way to Scanlon. Attend
 arce. 28;25O Score: RHE. | St Louis. .. .... .. 800 900 O3S-6 6 2 ] Pittsburg.. .. .. .. .. ... .020 600 120-5 g 1 Batterfes-McFarland and Grady; Lee, | Scanion and Phelps.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-04-18

For the first time in its history Sunday ball was played in Brooklyn yesterday, and it seems that 1t was a great success ia every particular-everything orderly the day was the marked contrast in the attendance at St. Louis-at the Pittsburg- St. Louis game there were 3,250 people willie at the Detroit-St. Louis game the attendance was 3,00o. In the same town the fact of the National League draw ing 20,250 more people than the American does not look very much like the ap- preaching dissolution of the National League. Hanlon's team evidently car ried some bats that could sting to the grounds yesterday. getting 13 hits of Will lis. though Tom Fisher seemed to hold them down while he was in :i1e box. The BcstonB Brooklyn game played yesterday was the one scheduled for today, and one of the Monday, Tuesday and We'd nesday dates will have to be cut out. Yesterdays games were:
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-04-18
Cincinnati. 1a; ohieaeo. 8.

trouble in solving the delivery of Brown and. aided by the Chicago's errors. gath cred in comparatively easy victory. Evers was. put out of the grounds for disputing decisions. Attendance, 1s.549. Score: R.H E. Cincinnati. .. .. .. ... .ooS OO5 22"-l2 13 1 Chicago. .. y.. .. .. .. ..O00 O02 010--3 s [
 BatteriesAHarper and Peitz: Brown and King. ft
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-04-18
Rroklyn.. 0: poston. 1.

New York. April .i7.-For the first time in the history of the National League a championship ball game between two of its teams was played on Sunday in Brooklyn today. 't s..:
 Boston and Brooklyn were the contest ants. There were over 12,0O0 persons present. but everything was orderly and there was no Interference by the police authorities. No admission fee was charged at the entrance gates, but ali persons who passed through the inner turnstiles had to purchase score cards, which, according to their color, admitted the purchaser to the grand stand or the field stands and bleachers.
 The local team won easily, batting Willis for eight runs during the five in1 nings which he remained in the box Att tendance, 12,000.a Score: R.H.E. Boston :.st... .. :. 900 oo0 o01-1 4
 Batteries-Jones and Bergen; Willis. Fisher and Moran
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-04-18

non-wed-fri.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1904-07-16
Japs Repulsed.

London, July 15.-Private advices
received from Newchwang indicate
that the long expected battle between
Kaihcou and Tatchekiao is now in pro-
gress.
The Kinkow correspondent of the
Daily Chronicle asserts that a battle
occurred north of Kaichou July ~,
when the japanese were repulsed with
great loss.
There is published this morning a
rumor that Port Arthur has fallen, but
it is discredited and lacks confirmation
of any sort
According to dispatch from the
Central News it is reported there that
several torpedo boats of the Vladivos-
tok squadron appeared off the island of
Hokkaido last evening.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1904-07-16

placed 1t near his WIFE Now YOU
read the news to me. Read the River
dale column first"
Dorcas adjusted her spectacles, took
the paper and began:
Norman Stannard starts tomorrow
Tor Boston, where he enters upon n III
orative position in the well-known es-
adjustment of Brooks K Henderson"
Yes, sir-eew eXvclaimed the old
man. THE city folks have to send up
into the country when they want n
good clerk Time and again | used TO
see the Boston drummers watching
norman pretty close when he was
trading with customers, and told
Bennett he couldn't expect to keen
such salesman forever. Well we'll
l shall look Norman up right away.
anu we can invite him over here once
in a while"
so we can" agreed Dorcas, eager
~, and 1t will seem like home IN
have one of the Riverdale young folks
round, won't it?" Then she read on.
N~"oA puiAddg LlOiilluR, when Jani-
tor Jones undertook to ring the church
bell. 1t was found to be cracked and
The tone destroyed. A subscription has
already been started for the purpose
OF buying new bell"
That's too bad! said John. "That
bell has called us to meeting a good
many years. l remember when II was
hrst hung in the old church. 1t USED
to make the shivers run down IN,
back when it tolled for anyone tina
had died. But that custom stoned ,
good while ago, and believe the las
time the bell tolled 1t was for a MAJ
who wasn't dead at ALL"
Why, how was that?" asked Dor
cas-. Il don't seem to remembe
about IT."
1t was for old Daddy Dodge" ex
piained John. You know what
merry old fellow he was. Well
seems that the old man had hi
! 70 pay to Lawyer Pease on a certai
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1904-07-16
Gen. Funston Goes East. !

BY an order issued at the war depal'
ment Brigadier General Frederic
Funston has been detached from the
commando of the department OF 'n9
Columbia and placed in command u
the department of the east, post teln'
poraryily held by Major General Coi
bin, who is in command of the AtiSu
tic.division, comprising the depai'
ments of the east and west. j..
General Constant Williams, no" a.
San Antonio, has been ordered TO I IAN,
command of the department of the 0oi
umbia.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1904-07-16
Sporting News.

Denver Kid" Parker, at one time
champion lightweight boxer, and Per-
ry Queenan of Salt Lake have been
matched to box in this city on the even
ing of July %.
Willie Anderson Saturday afternoon
won the open golf championship of
the United States, with score of 3O3.
He made a score of II on his last
round.
A new worlds record for one and a
quarter miles was created in the
Brighton handicap at New York Sat
urday. Broomstick, from the stable Of
Captain S. S. Brown of Pittsburg, won
by short head from Irish Lad. High
ball was third. The time was 2:02 AS
which is the best record for the dis
lance over any kind of track.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1904-07-16
When the Tribune Came

~ @~

~ NE bright winter morning John
IL and Dorcas Larkin were sitting
In their coy room, looking out
upon the Common and the Public Gar
den. In spite of their comfortable SUP
roundings, the old people did not wear
an expression Of perfect contentment.
To be sure they were proud of their
son, who had left the little village
among the Green Mountains twenty
years ago, and had won for himself so
large place In the great city. But
they found it hard to accustom them
selves to city ways after their long
and simple country life.
Suddenly the postman's ring re
sounded through the house. The old
people started up expectantly
ITS Saturday morning" said John,
'and we ought to get the Tribune"
Quick footsteps drummed on the
stairs, the door burst open, and young
John Larkin swung into the room.
Papers, he shouted. "Riverdale
Tribune! Full account of Nehemiah
Smiths new henhouse! Death of DR..
Wetherbee's faithful old horse. Pa
PERI
The old gentleman was equal to the
occasion. He held out peppermint to
his grandson, and the boy jerked the
paper from under his arm as If it were
in the middle of a bundle of fifty, and
banged out of the room.
THAT boys full of catnip, amt he.
said John.
Hes good deal like his GRANDPA
ther," said Dorcas.
"Sho, now" exclaimed the delighted
old man, as he took his chair and