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The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-09-27

the Presider.t. except in the most general terms il. will leave for New York to- morrow
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-09-27

ter in the book would not have been Facing Both Ways, but it would have been Parker
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-11-07
Of
the People
Continued from page -Four.

Continued from page Four
Of the hfth chapter OF Isaiah became as
follows Woe unto them that are mighty
10 drink wine unless their glasses are
filed with the liquid In fully con
secrated gin mill Howbeit, when this is
duly accomplished. blessed Is the man
that is trifie tipsy: for he caretE not
tin sixpense for anything.
Chapter IT. In which the Rev. MI
Ifptodate Letteth Himself out
They that sit I'm darkness shall be-
hold "A great light when their optics light
upon my revised version and they peruse
the contents thereof. I'm which tho rising
youth of the nation are invited 20 irri-
gate their physical systems with con-
secrated 2hiskey punch and mint Julop.
2 BE wise as serpents and harmless as
wild cats and 60 not into the rumshop
az the unsanctined lest the dri~k thereof
maketh thy legs 20 wobble and thy
navigation become exceeding zig-zag,
even as though beating against the wind.
2 Moreover, let the eagle scream and
our honored ornlthological emblem in
dulse I'm any amount Of noise and hubbub
as seemeth good unto the honored bird
OF Uncle Samuel for the gilded saloon
cometh 10 bless the American nation and
meet the burning wants OF a thirsty
generation.
Blessed Is the man who can peruEe
my revised version and diligently medi-
tate. reflect. cogitate and deeply ponder
my up-to-date teuets brought 10 bear
upon the Ola edition by thinking In seven
dialects. not counting the mother 'ongu~-
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-11-07
PAWTUKET.

william Hawkins. well known resi-
dent of this village whose home Is on the
warwick side OF the river had a narrow
escape from drowning at Oakland Beach
cove yesterday for he slipped, while
crossing the railroad trestle and fell into
the deep water The water was cold and
WIN was encountered by his winter
clotbins for Fred Cornell his companion
was unable 10 do anything for him.
lie was able TO keep himself afoat for
time and was nally rescued by couple
OF men Of the section who launched A
skiR. which was on the beach. Mr. Haw-
kins was soon beside hot fire In a
house I'm the neighborhood and ~ he
was promptly dried ont no serious re-
suits are expected from his cold bath.
The fire alarm facilities OF the village
are 10 be further added TO by Bert G.
Barstow. who assisted in installing the
beu calls for the officers and members
near the engine house At present the
master switch which rings all the bells Is
located In the fire station on Commercial
street although there are other switches
I'm several OF the houses.
An alarm box will bc affixed TO the ex-
terror of the house beside the small door
containing q switch that VIII set the bells
ringing In all the patrons of the circuit
Tho box VIII nave p EltNN iiolAA AllhN tfin
be broken I'm case the alarm Is TO be r1ng
I'm hurry and will probably be rung I'm a
day or so.
Friends Of Fred y. Johnson arc much
encouraged by the reports as 10 his condi-
ton and he Is expected 60 arrive home
during the present week
The annual meeting Of Harmony Lodge
\. r. and A NJ. which was to have Or
CURED Tuesday night has been postponed
until the 22d Of November on account of
the election coming that night
The Ladies' Aid societyy ~ the Pawtux-
81 BAPTIST church will meet Wednesday
afternoon with Mrs. George n. Arnold on
Broad street
The Ladies' Auxiiary Of the Volunteer
Fire company viii meet this evening at
the engine house and large number Is
expected to be present
Rev Thomas y. Bartlett delivered an
interesting missionary talk on Japan at
the evening service yestesday.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-11-07
To vote the Republican ticket mark your >
as indicated on this ballot.


5. Blessed is the man who hath several
casks OF highfalutin IN his storehouse and
hath plenty Of secondhand eloduence on
tap 10 extol the virtues OF Holland gin
and Medford rum.
s. Blessed Is the man whose belfry Is
filled with the banners OF language when
he describeth the consecrated brandy
smash and the enticng gin sling
T. And when the Rev. Mr.. Uptodste
read his revised version 10 his flock they
all reioiced with exceeding much Joy
while Deacon Pliable shook his number
twelVes in an elaborate and elegant
double shuttle. Moreover, II was voted
unanimously ca close the church and ad-
iourn to tho consecrated gin mill and,
instead OF taking up "a collection. TO i'm
vest their loose change I'm O be joyful.
And they not only began to be merry. but
became exceeding merry. And when the
members Of the flock departed. each 90
his own hired house. the whole caboodle
gave thirty-four cheers by count and with
one accord decided that II was q big
thing and two over and ought 90 bo
patented.
g. Howbeit. many Of the sons OF BeliaI
Knocked. sying, is there any differentia-
tion between snnctincd Missouri rotgut
and plain Kentucky whlskey2 Go to!
what are these babblors giving us?
2. And the ungodly answered and said
in the SyrO- phonician tongue They seem
10 be setters forth of strange beYerngca
az n natural sequence Of lmbibing too
much sweet cider and putting themselves
outside OF an exceeding plentiful supply
OF Moxie and Modox for their stomach's
sake and often inhrmities
TO- And some believed and some be-
iieved not and there was division
among them.
Here cndeth the first lesson
ALEX s. ARNOLD.
Lifelong Jeffersonian Wage Earner's Al
vOcate.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-11-07
PAWTUCKET.

The dedication OF st. Edwards church
took place yesterday morning. and the
event was notable one I'm the history
OF the newly established parish The Rt.
Rev. Matthew Harkins. bishop OF the
providence diocese, officiated and was as
sisted by a number OF clergymen from
out OF town.
The services began at 10 O'Clock. and
half-hour later solemn high mass was
celebrated. the officers being as follows.
Celebrant, Rev. Father BARLEY: deacon.
Rev. M. F.. Cassidy. pastor OF ST Pat
rick g t.ittifeh=nf Valley Ealls4s et44,-ti-s-ef4
Rev. Alhponse Grafton, pastor OF the
church of ST. Jean Baptist master Of
of st. Mary's church
Bishop Harsins occupied the throne.
me deacons Of honor being Rev John
asaIty pastor Of the Church Of the
Ian. Other clergymon i'm attendance were
Rev Peter Blessing, ID. D.. Rev Bernard
=. Redihan and Rev Francis Winn OF
Gounod's Coronation Mass" was ren
dered by an augmented choir the solos
boing sustained hy Miss Cecilia O'T.eary
OF providence, Miss Catherine Cotton.
organist was director OF the musical fea-
lures OF the mass. There was a large
congregation in attendance and the main
and side affairs We're handsomely decor
Hted In honor OF the occasion
The sermon was by Rev Or Blessing
who delivered a masterful address on
the Catholic church and its mission
Bishop Harkins also spoke his remarks
heing brief and OF congra tulatory nature
lie complimented the pastor Rev Ed
ward +. Carrigan. on his splendid
achievements I'm such u short space OF
time. and referred 20 the cooperation
and LOYALTY which had been extended by
the members Of the parish by their pas
tor.
The indications for big vote tomor-
row are excellent. Republican managers
are very confident OF a sweeping victory.
Some one stole Or Matthews horse from
In front OF a patients house on Slater
street yesterday
Mrs Frank n. Bliss who was out riding
with her husband on Division street yes
tcrday afternoon. was thrown from her
automobile owing 20 the breaking Of an
axle. She struck the granite pavement
after leaving the car and was very sori-
ously injured.
Joseph Carroll who had been revellng
objected to being arrested Saturday night
and an officer was forced TO club him
DR. Citso Fakasugi Of the Imperial col
leEe at Saporo. Japan was the speaker az
the mems meeting held under the aus
piccs OF the Y NJ G. A.
The funeral of Jane Stewart daughter
OF the late John and Agnes stewart.
whose death at the age ~ f3 years oc-
cured ON Friday. was held az 2:30 O'Clock
yesterday afternoon from Undertaken
Bellows room. y Park place. Rev. w
g. Brown. pastor OF the First Presby-
terian church Of Tsonsdalo. conducted the
services. and tho burial was AZ Moshas-
suck cemetery. The bearers were Robert
Bateson. Johnson McCaughey. James
Donshee and Joseph McCaugbey.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-11-07
1.-THE new BIRTH"
Address BY SyIyanus Holbrook of New York
at the Y. M. CA

travelling salesman from New York
Sylvanus Holbrook. was the speaker AZ
the Y. M. c. A. mems meeting YESTERDAY
afternoon. Two bass solos were rendered
by Albert A. Walker. The Scripture read
was part OF john Ill. and prayer was Of
fered by Mr. Chase stereopticon lec-
ture. 90 views Is to be given next sun
day by Rev. A. E Cotton OF New York
And1he- Y Nj. G. A. quartet Is TO sing
Mr. Hoibrooks address on '"rhe New
Birth was In part somewhat as follows.
1 am not here this afternoon to enter
tain. or please, but to talk Of things which
nave reference TO eternity It's always a
pleasure To me to confess my faith fn
and love for Jesus Christ as nv pcrsonal
Saviour. have accepted the plain.
simple conditions presented to everyone
Of repentance toward God and love for
Jesus Christ.
1 believe there hasn't been time in
history when there have been so many
isms and fads as today. Before ones
words can he taken into our minds wc
have a right 10 inquire who is the speak
er.
If He was the Christ OF God then there
can be no appeal from His statement
II man questions for "a moment the
divinity Of Christ let him come TO the
Word. The sovereignty Of the free will
GOO recognizes. i suppose the reason
why people don't speak about their ex-
perience is because they~l ~laven't any ex-
perience TO talk about Experience may
differ In degree bat never in kind IN
doesn't take but q moment OF time to be
converted, IL we are ready, for God Is
on the waiting hand II YOU want 10 go
to Heaven you must accept the condl-
tons that God has laid down
When ] was IL years old before my
mother died. she exacted from my sister
and me the promise that we would live
lives well-pleasing to Cod say. when
man Is taken from a life of sin and moved
over to life Of righteousness. that's a
miracle
In Isaiah 81, I want you TO notice the
scope OF the Invitation: that the things
OF the world will not satisfy. but II we
come to Him He will satisfy: that we
want 20 be careful about trinng with
the day Of grace; that His Word will not
return unto Him void
Many think that the Christian life A. "A
sad aii-if-Xou will read the Bible
you will sec tho joys OF g.
| like 20 talk about the richness Of the
inheritance There are two eteruities-
one OF bliss and the other az woe Ac-
cept Him here. and he VIII accent sou
there: reject Him here and lie will reject
YOU there
If necessary. I hope YOU will forget
the words that Z have spoken this after
noon, hut may this verse resound IN your
ears: Except = man be born again, he
cannot see the Kingdom OF God.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-11-07
ELECTION RETURNS

tuesday evening The News will give the
returns from the election, city, state and
national, by stereoptIcon at Its bulIdIno.
corner OF Washington and Mathewson
streets.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-11-07
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The Holly chieftain., 1904-03-11
BRIGHT'S DISEASE.

The largest sum ever paid fer . pre-
scrip;ion, changed hands in San Fran
ciscn. August 80, 1901. The transfer
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and was paid by parry Of business
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They commenced the serious invest
igation OF the specific November Is,
1900. They interviewed scores Of the
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treatment and watching them. They
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August 25, eighty-seven per cent Of
the test cases were either veil or pro-
crossing fa,orahlv.
There being but thirteen percent OF
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closed the transaction. The proceed
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The Holly chieftain., 1904-03-11
Proper rre.,m en- o, pneumen.a

Pneumonia is too dangerous a
disease for anyone to attempt to
doctor himself, although he may
have the proper remedies at hand.
A physician should always be call
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results from cold or from an at
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the threatened attack of pneumo-
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Of Sanders. Ala. who is also a
druggist. says Of it: Il have been
selling Chamberlain's Cough Rem
edy and prescribing it in my prsc-
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The Holly chieftain., 1904-03-11
More Riots.

Disturbances Of strikers are not
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disorder Of the system. Overwork,
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4 Physlclan Writes.

Il am desirous OF knowing if
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The Holly chieftain., 1904-03-11
Tragedy Avertod.

Just in the nick of time our
little boy was saved writes Mrs.
W. Watkins of Pleasant City,
Ohio. Pneumonia had play
ed sad hayoc with him and a terri
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ery day. At length We tried DR..
Kings New Discovery for Con-
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chiisrsn 8 coushs and cslds.

Mrs. Joe McGrs,h. 327 E. let
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aud colds for the past four years.
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The Holly chieftain., 1904-03-11

State Engineer L. 6 Carpenter
IL pEepariug to erect fifteen or
twenty gna.ing stations on the
principal streams of the state. Ar
rangements are beginning this
early as the coming summer is be-
ing looked forward to as one of
many water disputes. and ii is de-
sired 10 adjust these scientifically.
The stations will regulate the d.
vision OF water according to pri-
oyity rights. Stations will
be placed at For: Lupton, Orchard
on Clear creek, Bear creek. Boul.
der and South Boulder creeks. the
St. Vrain river, the Big Thomp-
son and the Poudre. The Arkau-
sas Valley Associated Ditch Com-
psny has offered sufficient money
to the state engineer to have four
gauging stations built. These
will be at Pueblo, Rocky Ford
Fort Lyon and the Colorado and
Kansas ditch.
The Holly chieftain., 1904-03-11

Most merchants spend thirty
cents IN q newspaper advertisement
and expect thirty dollars in return.
Why? You do not expect such
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It's big mistake to think you are
too well known or that I've lived
around here too long" to have TO
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chants sweep down into town with
new ideas of retailing, and Mr..
Old Fogy will find himself COM
pletely forgotten in as many
weeks as he has beeu there years.
New people want new methods,
If you can't supply them others
will.-Bent County Democrat.
The Holly chieftain., 1904-03-11
Wakeful?
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There are three different Manifesto
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second. to lie awake q long time before
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The Holly chieftain., 1904-03-11

An Oklahoma editor would like
a number Of old gunny sacks that
"are worthless for holding grain
TO be given US on subscription hy
those who are in arrears. We
want to use the gunny sacks TO
make us some underwear. Please
send us come flour sacks for Sun
day"
The Holly chieftain., 1904-03-11

A farmer up between Sidney
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second and third cuttings of slfsl-
is into meal and puts it up in 100
pound sacks. which be takes back
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S25 per ton. 1t is said for the
new industry that when COW is
fed on this meal along with hay
that she will give IA per cent
more milk than when she is fed
on bran and hay.
The Holly chieftain., 1904-03-11
% Sweet and Pleasing IN Taste.

Mrs. c. Peterson, G25 Lake St,
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The Holly chieftain., 1904-03-11
A r.vorl.. R.m.dy for babies.

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The Holly chieftain., 1904-03-11
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The Holly chieftain., 1904-03-11
u Saved His Leg,

P. A. Danforth of Lagrange,
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The Holly chieftain., 1904-03-11
imam ma,sy Rhsum asism Cured

William Sha8er, a brakeman Of
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tlammatory rheumatism. Il used
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for bottle of Chs,nberlain's Pain
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The Holly chieftain., 1904-03-11

In recognition OF the merits OF
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The Holly chieftain., 1904-03-11
Sec, Rsmedy for constlpation.

The finest remedy for consti.
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