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The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1904-06-09

Some queer advice Is some.
times given by those who occupy
a judicial position. A Reno
Judge advised complaining
husband to spank his wife if she
did not conduct herself properly.
It is needless to state the Judge
was a bachelor.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1904-06-09

The government weather mar
at Reno predicts heavy frosts
within the next two months.
Sharon or Sadler?
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1904-06-09

The attempted hold-up of the
Tonopah stage, as reported last
week, turns out to have been
lark" INDUCED in by some fell
lows full of Tonopah bug juice.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1904-06-09
NOTICE TO SHIPPERS.

l am now prepared to hanl all western
r light from Wells to Ely and Cherry Greek;
Ali parties desiriog me to receive the1t good
q, Wells will please request shippers to mari
same "are !. Caster" and II will b..
promptly delivered to mo. ! an prepared t.
handle everything In the way OF freight, an
guarantee good service. All charges will b.
prepaid by me ~ Wells.
J. -. CAstER
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1904-06-09

Judge Parker is not the only
silent man cavorting around on
this little ball of mud. The un-
Instructed delegates to st. Louis
are numerous and just as silent
as he is.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1904-06-09

An Eastern paper says that
Judge Parker spends much OF
his time studying fine cattle.
Why does he not take q trip to
Lincoln, Nebraska, and take a
look at the Democratic bull.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1904-06-09

David B. Hill, ife.long Dem
ocrat, is convinced that silence
profound silence is the best the
Democratic party can hold.
Hence the silence that envelopes
Judge Parker.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1904-06-09

Any man who can live in Win
nemucca and keep out of debt.
out of jail, and out of politics, is
a little above the average.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1904-06-09

There is a man in Ely who says
he does not want to go to heaven
for fear of meeting his mothe. =.
in law there.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1904-06-09
To Whom 1t May Concern.

NOTICE IL hereby given that we bavt
Durha.e0 the building and all iutni-
nre In the Charley LentO restaurant
~ Cherry Creek. but that we are DO
"asponslble for any debts contracted b!
ain. HIN SING,
SHUN ON9.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1904-06-09
COUNTY DIRECTORY.

The following are the county oficer'
Of White Pine county:
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-03-10
Suspicious Message.

The manager of the big store stood
stock still outside the little, box-like
chamber which held the telephone OF
the establishment, for he was q very
startled manager indeed. Within the
chamber he could hear Miss Jones, the
typist, speaking; and this is scrap Of
the conversation the scandalized man
overheard: -
Il love you, dear, and only you!
I'm weeping my heart away! Yes,
my darling, speak to me once more!
I love you dear-I love you SOL"
TIE young woman rang off and
stepped out of the cabinet to confront
the angry manager.
"Miss JONES'" he said. "that tele-
phone has been fixed where it is for
the purpose of convenience in conduct
ing business, and not for love.makiDg
in Office hours. am surprised at you.
Don't let it occur again!''
The young woman froze him with
glance.
II was ordering some new music
from the publishers for No. 3 depart
ment," she explained icily.
And then the manager felt that this
was a cold world indeed.-Chicago
Journal.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-03-10
HOUSEHOLD

Latest Welsh Rabbit Receipt.
The Welsh rabbit still holds the first
place among chafing dish dainties. and
it 10 a Joy to watch the up-to-date
hostess serve it.
Some OF the new rabbit dishes are
unusual. A set seen recently came in
a case which looked like a pineapple
cheese. There were twelve plates, on
each one of which were hand-painted
rabbits in positions suggestive of the
chase.
The newest receipt for this favorite
is called Lady's Welsh Rabbit. It is
made as follows:
One teaspoonful butter in blazer,
and when melted add one cup milk,
threefourths of teaspoonlul of salt,
one-eighth teaspoonful pepper and a
few grains of cayenne. Break six eggs
into bowl and beat slightly with a
silver fork. Add to milk with season
ings, and cook until of creamy con-
sistency, stirring and scraping from
the bottom of pan. Then add one
mashed Neufcha tel cheese. Serve on
toast or cheese waters.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-03-10
Experience of a Bachelor Poet

Experience of a Bachelor Poet
A friend of James Whitcomb Riley
tells story of an encounter the bach
elor poet once had with a WON an re-
porter. The energetic young woman
after strenuous effort had finally
caught Mr.. Riley at the telephone.
This is the conversation that followed:
sis that Mr.. Riley?"
"Yes. That is Miss
"Miss Jones OF the Courier Journal. =
I've been trying all day to get an inter-
view with you, Mr.. Riley
"Ah, would it were now a view in
stead Of an interview" said the poet
gallantly. o
"Oh, thanks. How long will you re-
main in Louisville, Mr.. Riley?'
''Only short time"
''Is your wife with you?"
mo, ma am, she is pot.''
"Where Is she, may ask?''
'You may ask, my dear Miss Jones,
but I find it very difficult to answer.
am in absolute ignorance as to her
whereabouts. For aught know to the
contrary, she may right now be at the
other end OF this telephone. "-Detroit
News.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-03-10
The Name Witch Hazel.

The name Witch Hazel is much
abused. E. c. Dewitt & Co., Chic
ago, are the inventors of the original
and only genuine Witch Hazel Salve.
A certain cure for Cuts, Burns,
Bruises, Eczema, letter, Piles, etc.
There are many counterfeits of this
salve, some OF which are dangerous,
while they are all worthless. In buy
ing Witch Hazel Salve see that the
name E. c. De Witt & Co., Chicago,
is On the box and cure is certain.
Sold by Hanson & Emerson.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-03-10
Something New.

Have you perfume basket? If you
haven't you should get a well-made,
fancy basket large enough to hold at
least half dozen perfume bottles, get
some ribbon, some artificial flowers and
the perfume or satchets which you like
best and proceed to make yourself a
perfume basket. It's novelty, q fad,
but it makes pretty bit CT color on the
toilet table. Some girls take the
trouble to make matched baskets, that
is, for violet perfume they have violet
blossoms, roses for rose perfume and
80 on. A perfume basket is a very
pretty present with which to mark a
birthday anniversary or to give an
invalid friend.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-03-10
A Boys Wild Ride for Life.

With family around expecting him
to die, and a son riding for, life, Is
miles, to get DR.. Kings New Dis
covery for Consumption, Coughs and
Colds, w. H. Brown, of Leesville,
Ind, endured deaths agonies from
asthma; but this wonderful medicine
gave instant relief and soon cured him.
He writes: Il now sleep soundly every
night" Like marvellous cures of Con-
sumption, Pneumonia, Bronchitis,
Coughs, Colds and Grip prove its
matchless merit for all Throat aud
Lung troubles. Guaranteed bottles
SOC and $l.O0. Trial bottles free at
Fiesler & McNeice's, drug store.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-03-10
How the Chinese Beat Time

+ A Chinese child is considered year
old at its birth, and it's age is reckoned
not from it's birthdays, but from it's
New Years days. If it is fortunate
enough to be born on Feb. l, the day
before the Chinese New Years day, it
is said to be two years old when it is
two days old. 1t is one year old when
born, and another year is added on its
first New Years day.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-03-10
Wanted

Special representative in this county
and adjoining territories, to represent
and advertise an old established busi-
ness house of solid financial standing.
Salary $2l weekly, with expenses, ad-
vanced each Monday by check direct
from headquarters. Horse and buggy
furnished when necessary; position
permanent. Address, Blew Brothers,
600 Monon Bldg, Chicago, Ill.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-03-10
TO SINGERS AND PUBLIC SPEAKERS.
Hanson g. Emerson Urge

Hanson g. Emerson Urge
Them To Use Hyomei. Will
ing To Sell 1t On Approval.
A new and specially valuable use for
Hyomei has been discovered, one that
will be particularly welcomed by
singers and public speakers.
The free use OF Hyomei, breathed
through the inhaler that comes with
every outfit, carries healing balsams to
the head and throat, and strengthens
the voice. Hanson & Emerson have
had several of their customers speak to
them in regard to the good effects fol-
lowing the use of Hyomei for this
special purpose, and will be glad to
sell it on approval to any singer, min
lister, teacher, or public speaker.
They feel sure that the use of Hyomei
for this purpose will make many new
friends for the treatment. If it does
not give satisfaction, the money paid
will be returned promptly and without
questions.
The complete Hyomei outfit, con-
sisting of an inhaler that can be car
ried in the purse or pocket, a bottle of
Hyomei and medicine dropper, costs
only one dollar.
Many remarkable cures of catarrh
and other troubles of the air passages
have been made by Hyomei. and
Hanson & Emerson agree to refund the
money to anyone who does not find it
complete cure for any catarrhal
trouble.
There is no dangerous stom. CHI
druggirg with Hyomel; simply breath
i: through the inhaler, and relief
comes quickly.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-03-10
knute Erickson.
THE ZSsssz!s:Zzs:@l
NAN z sEZZzzE
FRRon.(z e
SWEDEN
Opera House
M arch 10th.
Quite ConSoling.

Vicar (who has an unfortunate trick
of saying quite so" during CONVERSE
tion) calls upon the bishop about some
parish grievance. The bishop during
the interview tells the vicar how badly
he (the bishop is being treated.
"The fact u.s.. my dear sir, many
people seem TO think I'm perfect ass. {"
Vicar OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES 90, my
lord, quite so.-Tit- Bits.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-03-10
Colds Cause Pneumonia.

One of the most remarkable cases of
a cold, deep-seated on the lungs,
causing pneumonia, is that of Mrs.
Gertrude E. Fenner, Marion, Ind,
who was entirely cured by the use of
One Minute Cough Cure. She says:
The coughing and straining so weak
ened me that l ran down in weight
from l4S to 81 pounds. I tried num-
Der of remedies to no avail until | used
One Minute Cough Cure. Four bot
ties of this wonderful remedy cured
me entirely of the cough, strengthened
my lungs and restored me to my nor
NAL weight, health and strength. p"
Sold by Hanson & Emerson.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-03-10
The Smell of Cooking.

To prevent the smell of cooking from
getting into the house, sprinkle little
cedar sawdust on the top Of the stove.
When milk boils over on the stove or
in the oven sprinkle thick layer of
salt on the burning milk; let it remain
a few minutes, then brush off.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-03-10

Best Remedy for Constipation
1.-THE finest remedy for constipation
ever used is Chamberlain's Stomach
and Liver Tablets says Mr.. Eli
Butler, of Frankviile, N. Y. "They
act gently and without any unpleas ant
effect, and leave the bowels in a per-
fectly natural condition" Sold by
Hanson & Emerson.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-03-10
Announcements.

l Exclusion rates to the South.
2 Very low rates to California-only
1872 80 during March and April.
3 through California tourist sleeper
every Tuesday, berth 1878, the
Sunshine Route''
4 Five daily trains to Chicago.
S Quickest time to Chicago-the Fast
Mail.
6 Most luxurious train to Chicago
the Pioneer Limited
7 Complete information about your
trip
W. B. Dixon, N. W. P. A.
Chicago, Milwaukee & St. Paul Ry.
St. Paul, MINI.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-03-10
Just a Guess.

~ saw you ont walking with your
wife yesterday"
II didn't know you knew my wife,"
81 don't"
"rhen what makes you think it was
she that you saw me with?'
"You didn't appear to be saying
anything to her. Chicago Record
II raid. -
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-03-10
The Cars Army

is not halt as dangerous as Grippe or
Pneumonia. A neglected cold is ~
ually the starter. Be ready to fight it
off. Greene's Cough Cure offers the
best means. Its safe, sure and
pleasant to take. For children it has
no equal-because free from dangerous
drugs. J. B. Perkins.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-03-10
Knute Erickson.
Juvenile Theory.

"Can any one tell me-" queries the
teacher OF the primary class, "what
causes the saltiness of the ocean,"
81 s'pose it's cause it's full of cod
fish" answered the boy at the foot of
the class.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-03-10
Nursing.

Recopstructs your whole body,
makes rich red blood. Drives out i'm
purities tn At have collected during the
winter. HOLSTERS Rocky Mountain
Tea is family tonic. IS cents. Tea
or tablets. Hanson s. Emerson.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-03-10
Opera House
Thursday
March 10Th.

Ocean Mail Clerks.
On all the American ships nowadays
there is a regular postoffce in charge
OF three postal clerks from the New
York postofice, who live aboard and
assert the mails just as Is done by
the clerks upon the railway postal
cars.
Woman's Age.
Woman's reluctance to tell her age
is quite as old as woman. Notice in
the Bible the age of only one woman,
Sarah, is recorded.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-03-10
Hard to Decide.

Whats the matter, Bob? You look
Worried,
IL am trying to decide whether to 60
to the ST. Louis fair and wished | had
stayed at home, Or stay at home and
wish had gone.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-03-10

Owing to the overcrowded condi-
ton of our columns" says an ex-
change, "a number of births and
deaths are uuavoidably postponed
this week." -.s
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-03-10
"Hear" and "See" an Opera

"Hoar" and "See" an Opera
Charles Henry Meltzer, who is one
of Herr Conried's able assistants in
business end of the Metropolitan Opera
Company, is a walking encyclopedias
of information concerning matters
operatic, and always is glad to answer
almost any question relating to music.
The other day a young actress said to
him.
"Mr. Meltzer, which expression is
correct-'I saw an opera or 4 heard
an opera?'
The playwright and critic passed his
hand thoughtfully oyer his iuxuriant
locks, adjusted his glasses carefully
and then replied:
ITO be safe say I attended the per-
Torrance. -
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-03-10

If troubled with weak digestion,
belching or sour stomach, use Cham
berlain,s Stomach and Liver Tablets
and you will get quick relief. For
sale by Hanson & Emerson.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-03-10
lnflammatory
rheumatism

William Shaffer, a brakeman of
Dennison, Ohio, was confined to his
bed for several weeks with infiamma-
tory rheumatism. 81 used many rem
edies," he says. "Finally 1 sent to
McCaw's drug store for a bottle of
Chamberlain's Pain Balm, at which
time l was unable to use hand or foot,
and In one weeks time was able to 60
to work as happy as a clam" For
sale by Hanson & Emerson. ur.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-03-10
BuckIen's Arnica Salve.

Has worldwide fame for marvellous
cures. 1t surpasses any other salve,
lotion, ointment or balm for Cuts,
Corns, Burns Boils, Sores, Felons,
Ulcers, letter. Salt Rheum, Fever
Sores, Chapped Hands, Skin Erup'
tions; infallible for Piles. Cure guar.
anteed, Only 25c at Fiesler & Nc
Neice, druggists.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-03-10

travel for we'll established house in a few
counties. calling on retail merchants and
agents. local territory. Salary 5000 per
week with expenses additional, all payable In
vanced. Position permanent. Business sue
cessful and rushing. Standard House. $50
Dearborn St. Chicago
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-03-10
A Favorite Remedy for Babies

A Favorite Remedy for Babies.
Its pleasant taste and prompt cures
have made Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy favorite with the mothers of
small children. 1t quickly cures their
coughs and colds and prevents any
danger of pneumonia or other serious
consequences. 1t not only cures Group,
but when given as soon as the croupy
cough appears will prevent the attack.
For sale by Hanson & Emerson.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-03-10

First Farmer-You oughter took a
trip to New York years ago.
Second Farmer-Oh, I dunno. The
longer you wait the more there is to
see.-Judge.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-03-10

1t Keeps the Feet Warm and Dry.
Ask today for Aliens Foot Ease, a
Powder, 1t cures Chilblains, Swollen
Sweating. Sore, Aching, Damp feet.
At all druggists and shoe siores,. Csc
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-03-10
Left-Handed Philosophy,

There is difference between being
busy and being Industrious.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-03-10
]. B. Perkins

sells Greene's Infallible Liniment
under a cast-iron guarantee. 1t cures
burns, bruises, cuts, wounds, sprains,
sores, chilblains, frost. bites and mus
cular rheumatism. Use it for all hurts
aches and pains-money refunded
without word if you are not satisfied.
Try it today-his guarantee protects
you.
"And his last end is worse than his
first, quoted the Sunday school
teacher. What does this refer to.
chlldren?" IA hornet" promptly
Sered the freckled boy who had
just entered the class.
"What's the meanin' of response r
bility, Jimmy?'
"Oh, we'll, suppose as yer had two
'spender buttons on yer pants, an
one cum orr, wy all the responserbil-
ity 'ud be on the other IN. Y.
Times.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-03-10
Wanted

Special Representative in this county
and adjoining territories, to represen
and advertise an old established bus
mess house of solid financial standing.
Salary $21 weekly, with expenses,
paid each Monday by. check direct
from headquarters. Expenses ad-
vanced; position permanent. We fur
nish everything.
Address, The Columbia, $50 Monon
l,dg., Chicago, III.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-03-10
Cheap Enough for Everybody

Here is the list;
8 ID can California Peaches in -
syrup. ~
2 Id can Early Morn Black 4 D.
OerFleS 49,. ............ ....... ~
2 ID can Golden West Straw H.
berries ................. ~
9 ID can Golden West IN
tomatoes. ................ i W
3 10 can Baked Beans in H.
tomato sauce. ............... 1VO
2 ID can Western Corn. lUO
2 ID can New York String no.
beans .................. ..VOO
z 10 can Fancy Early June IN
ID can tall Winner Salmon. IUC
! ID can Assorted Condensed no.
soups ...................
Princess Sardines in oil IUO
Princess Sardines in mustard .UOO
z ID can Extra Spinach. lEO
Yours for Business,
IL SAMANTHA
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-03-10
Happy, Healthy Children.

FFJg
Any child can take Little Early Ris.
ers with perfect safety. They are
harmless, never grippe or sicken, and
yet they are SO certain in results that
robust constitutions requiring drastic
means are never disappointed. They
cannot fail to perform their mission on
everyone who uses DeWitt's Little
Early Risers, perfer them to all other
pills, They cure bi'liousness. Sold
by Hanson g. Emerson.
A man in Utica, N. Y, has been
arrested and fined for snoring in
church. That is step in advance, and
the reform might be extended to Sleep
ing cars and hotels. 1t is shame for
man to keep everybody else awake
in such manner.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1904-03-19
This Is Miraculous.

Manhattan, Kans., March 14.-One
of the strangest cases that has ever
been heard of in Riley Co. is that of
the three-year-old daughter Of Mr..
Jonas Brubaker of this place.
Some time ago the little girl took
whooping cough, which was followed
by pneumonia. When the pneumonia
left her, she was taken down with
malaria fever with at times symptoms
of Spinal Meningitis.
The family doctor brought her safe
ly through these troubles, but after
the fever Bright's Disease set in and
the doctors gave her up. Her father
tells the rest of the story:
1--WE began to give her Dodd's Kid
Eey Pills and after she had taken
about three and half boxes, she was
entirely cured. Now she is well as
any child, running and playing as if
nothing had ever been the matter
with her. The doctors said she was
beyond the reach of medicine. Dodd' s
Kidney Pills certainly saved our lit
tie girls life, when she was so far
into the chronic stage of Bright's
Disease that we thought nothing could
scve her,"