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The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1904-09-27
INVESTITURE
An Interesting Service to Be
Held IN the Church Of
the Assumption next
Thursday.
NEW METHOD OF SINGING

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nor Stafforl nrasi,1apt ,f ss S+ sll,s's
After tha s,rs,.sssio,,, ,s,aa,, ~ s 81:
Rev ~ Chas Msela, ''',sssa' .s,.s,s'.. 8 o'ls
theology II the diocasan { sara;sa..s ssss5o. 8
Il English m pspa Mons;nnar Dr,e, = r Lae,h ana
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hirb mass NJ VII, 'a.',essa, tha,e lne solemn
Rt. Rev. Monsionor ~ FIvn,, ~ - s,te
brant; the Rev. Isaac r Whala,, -
Bayonne, as deacon; and the Rev Dr
Kelly of Hoboken, ais sub deacon Tbe
Rev. Thos. A. Wallace. chancellor of
the diocese, will be master n cere.
monies, assisted BY James n Rutlaaos
of Setnn Han rrha B
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1904-09-27
Ex- Alderman aurtzig Retu1med.

Former Alderman Hurtzig has re-
turned from trip to Niagara made
with his brother, Arthur 9, Hurtzig,
Of the British Association Of Civil En-
gineers, who, with about 100 Of his
fellow engineers, is in this country as
the guests of the American Ass0eia-
tion. The party is taking in the ~.
Louis fair and other points of interest
MI Hurtzig is accompanied by two Of
his daughters who have spent a few
days with their uncle's family on
Morris avenue.
The annual reunion Of the Thirty
third ReRifnbnt Veteran AssQfiat len,
viii be held III Newark an QetfllasE
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1904-09-27

FIRST DIVISION.
Mounted Marshals
Mayor Reed and Board Of Aldermen
Visiting mayors and officials
from other cities.
Morrist0wn Wardens.
Chief Engineer, ID. u, Fox.
Guests Of Board Of Engineers
Ex-Chief Engineers MOrriStOwn Fire
Department.
oath Separate Company Band, Middle
town, N. X.
Cataract Hose Co Of Goshen. N. Y.
Summit Chemical Engine Co.
Pennington Band.
Somervilie Engine Co
Newton Fire Patrol.
Newton Cornet Band,
Kittatinny Hose Co. Of Newton
VOss' Band.
Independent Hose co. Of Morristown
SECOND DIVISION.
First Assistant Engineer, Joseph Am
brOse.
Enterprise Band, Of Dover.
Protection II. Il l.. Co. Of Dover.
Doctors Band, OF Newark.
Avondale Hose Co, Of Nutley, N. ]
Band.
South Orange II. & L. Co.
M0fristown Drum Corps.
ResOlute Life and Hospital Corps.
Resoute III. & 4. co.
New York Letter Carriers Band.
Hudson Engine CO. No. 3, Of Bayonne,
B0Ont0n Band.
Dover Engine Co. of Dover.
R0Satti's Naval Reserve Band.
Madison Fire Department.
1larkWlth's S Band.
Washington Engine co. Of Morrist0wn.
CoHIfN UFsp on KIQHgH pAeE
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1904-09-27
THE BIG PARADE
The Line Of March, Order Of
Parade. Invited Guests,
and Other Notes.
ARRANGEMENTS ARE COMPLETE

Arrangements are about completed
for the Firemen's parade tomorrow.
Chief Fox says the parade will start
promptly at noon The order is as fol-
lows:
The line of march form on the
Park, thence up Washington street to
and through Atnoavenue, Early street,
Mills street and Cutler erstreet to Speed
well avenue, down Speedwell avenue
to Park, along the Park and through
Market street, Maple avenue and De-
Hart street and South street to Pine
street, through Pine street, Morris
street and Elm street to Hill street,
through Hill street, Franklin Place,
Franklin street and Elm street to
South street, down South street and
Madison avenue to the Livingston
house, then counter march TO the lett
to South street, down South street to
the top Of the hill, then counter march
to the right to James street, thence
through James street 20 Maple avenue
to and through Boyken street to Mac
culloch avenue, up Macculloch avenue
to WetmOre avenue, through Wetmore
avenue, COLES avenue, Mt. Kemble ay-
enue and Market street TO Maple avcn-
ue, down Maple avenue, through Madi-
son street, up South street to Park.
past reviewing stand and dismiss.
The following chiefs and ex-chiefs
are expected to be here as the guests
of the local board OF engineers
chief Croker, New York: chief Kier-
stead and captain Exall, Newark: ex-
chief Stagg, Paterson; chief Shafter,
Newton: chief Fisher and ex-chief
MuchmOre, Summit: chief Doane,
Plainfield; chief Hathaway, Dover;
chief Dunn, B0onton; chief Mulford,
State Hospital, and the chiefs OF the
Madison, Railway and Washington de-
partments
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-11-27
LEXINGTON, VA,
(specia, to The Times-Dispatcho

(speciaa to The Times Dispatch,)
LEXINGTON, VA, November 26'-colo-
mol George w. Miles. OF Radford, Va.
was a visitor In Lexington last week. y G
has two sons at washington and Lee Uni
versity.
Rev. Or. James r, smith, editor Of
tho Central Presbyterian, Of Richmond
Va, IS expected to preach at Oxford Pres-
byterian Church. TaockbrIdge county, the
first Sunday III December, on the occa-
sion OF quarterly communion 4 pr.
Smiths SON., Rey.fJ. p. Smith. Is pastor
of that church.
Mr.. William s. Humphrlcs. OF Vesuvius,
Va, and two daughters, Misses Mary
and Maggie Hun,phries. arc visiting rela-
tiyes in Indiana. They will extend their
trip to the st. Louis Exposition before
returning home.
DIR. w. g. Currel, professor Of English
at Washington and Lee University. de-
livered an address "Wednesday evening
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THIS SUBWAY JONAH
LEADS CHARMED |. / LIFE I.
Escapes From Three Accidents
That Would Have Killed
Any Ordinary Man.
1rees Accidents
(speciM to The mes-Dlspatch.)


NEW YORK, November 26.-Struck by
an express train going forty miles an
hour because he was too slow to get out
Of the way. Junn Gravnnni, thirty-two
year sold, OF No o24 Clirystie Street, q
subway track worker was hurled twenty
feet between the pillars and over upon
the local tracks, and yet he escaped With
only a few slight bruises and burns from
an electric current. He was able to get
out OF The way Of local train which
was bearing down. upon the spot to
which he had been thrown Other en-
ployes who saw the accident say his cs-
cape was marvellous.
Grnvannl, who Is known as the Sub
way JONAH" has bcenSthe victim Of two
other accidents. On the two previous oc-
cas!ons he was, "short circuited' by COM
Ing In contact with the third rail and
received voltage OF electricity that
would have killed most men, but whicl,
he seemed to like. for neither. accident
laid him up for more than a few hours.
While working OH the express tracks
with several other men, about a hundred
feet south OF tho Spring Street station
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like you, condemn YOU, and / cant help
1t, Now want you to write me every
little while, OH your trip, and I Will
read your letters to the customers here
In the store. who will be lonely until
they can hear that you are dead. The
neighbors will come In to read your
letters. and 1t will bring me customs
VIII you write to me, boy. and pour out
your heart to me. and tell me OF the
different troubles you get YOU dad into,
for surely you cannot help finding trouble
over there II you go hunting for 1t.
Promise me, boy
you bet your life will, old pard.'
said the bad boy. II shall have to have
some escapes valve to keep from busting.
I was going to write to my ch,inl, but
he Is In love with a telephone gill, and ne
don't take any time for pleasure. Will
write you about every dutch and
duchess we meet, every prince and
pauper. and everything. You watch
my smoke, and YOU will think there is
a train ahro hope dad Will try and
restrain himself from wanting to fight
everybody that belongs to any co,,n-
try but America. He has bought one
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Is all right. Ho thinks II he goes to-
Europe all knocked out, he will class
with emperors and dukes. Oh, since he
had that operation and his appendix
chopped out he thinks there is a bond
Of sympathy between him and King
Edward that will cause him to be in
just daffy," and the bad boy took
sapolio label out of n box and pasted
1T on the other end of the valse.
What In thunder and lightning are
You pasting those labels on your va
ise for?" said the old man, as tho boy
rea ched for a Quaker oats label and
a soap advertisement and pasted them
on
ooh, dad said he wished no had some
his valise, to make fellow travellers
believe he had been abroad before, and
told him ! could fix it all right You
see, II l past things all over the va.
lise he will think it is all right. cause
he Is near sighted" and the boy pasted
on label for 81 varieties OF pickles,
and then put on an advertisement for.
hair restorer on the hat box.
Say, here is a fine one. this matted
milk label with New Jersey COW on
the corner" said the old man, as he
began to take interest in the boys tall
ent as an artist And hero try one
Of these green pea can labels, and the
York and beans legend. and the only
soap. Say. IL you and your dad
idon't create sensation from the minute
you take the train till you get back,
you can take 1t out Of my wages. When
are you going?
Tomorrow night" said the boy, as
he put more labels on the hat box, and
stood off and looked at them with the
eye Of an artist. I'VE 60 TO New York
! first to stay a few days and see things,
and then we take "A steamer and sail
away, and the sicker dad is the more
time VIII have TO I'll UP on useful
| nollig.'
/ "llenuery,"' said the old groccryman,
+, as his chin trembled. and tear came
10 Ills eye, II want 10 ask you favor.
AZ times. when you have been unusu-
ally mean have thought hated
YOU. but when u have said something
i ugly TO YOU. and have laid awake all
might regretting It, 1t has occurred To
me that you We're about the best friend
i J had, think it makes an old man
forget his years, TO be chummy with
II live boy, full of ginger, and ! do
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-11-27
COTTON THIEVES CAUGHT.
Halifax County, N. G., Town

Grateful to Richmond Sleutl1S.
(Speciml to The Times Dispatch)
TERRAPIN. N. c., November 26.-Thls
lncighborhood has, during the past year,
been greatly annoyed, and several par
ties have suffered considerable loss by
thieves stealing baled and lint cotton. also
-four meat and other groceries from gin
houses and the country stores and Mr..
B. G. Hamlet, who is one Of the most
prosperous store keepers IN the l,eghbor-
hood, and who also runs a saw-nlill and
clubhouse at this pla ce, having recently
had two bales OF cotton and y lot OF
groceries stolen from him, determined to
have the matter investigated through de-
tective sources, and, accordingly, employ
I'd the Richmond National Detective
Agency ca. NJ. Brownell, general man
ager>. OF Your city, to run down the
thieves. n
Two OF the. operatives of tho agency
were sent here, and they on Monday last
succeeded In causing tho arrest OF the fol-
lowing negroes for the crimes: Henry
Silver BETTE Silver twlfc Of Henry, Mil
tie Silver (nother of Henry, Reece Rich
ardson (broher Of Bette silver), and
P.unmer Coleman The five negroes had
their preliminary hearing on Tuesday last
before Ma gstrntes G. u, Knight ana w
il Hayes, OF this, Halifax, county, who
sent them all onto the grand Jury Of ne
next Halifax Superior Court, which COLI
yenes on Monday, November 2Stl,
TWO OF tho prisoners Plummer Coleman
and #Reece Richardson. confessed to their
guilt and testified at the hearing, lmpli-
eating the other three. !.
Mr. Hamlet and others of tour citizens
sneak In ahe highest terms of the sue
cess full efforts Of the operatives Of the
detective agency In Kidding the comnluni-
~ OF this gang Of thieves
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OF these little silk American flags to.
wear in his button hole, and he swears,
If anybody looks ross-eyed at that
flag he will simply cut his liver OUT,
and toast It OH a fork, and eat 1t. He
makes me tired, and I know there Is
going to be trouble
Don't you think your dads mind
sort Of wanders Z" said the old grocery
man, In al whisper. ut wouldn't be
strange after all he has gone through,
in raising you UP to your present size,
If he was little off his base"
''Well. ma thinks he Is bug house.
and the hired girl is willing to SO into
court and swear to it, and that expert
ence We had coming home from the
Yellowstone Park made me think II he
was not crazy he would be before long.
You see. wo had a hot box on the en-
CINE, and had to stay at a station In
tho bad lands for an hour, and there
were mess OF COW boys on the plat
form, and told dad we might as well
have some amusement while we were
there and that a brakeman told me.
the COW boys were great dancers, but
you couldn't hire them to dance. hut
if a strong man with strong personality
would demand that they dance, and
put his hand OH his pistol pocket. they
would jump in and dance for an hour
That was enough for dad, for ne has
Il microbe tina he Is a man Of strong
personality, and that when he demands
that anybody do something they simply
got to do It, so he walked up and down
tho platform a couple OF times to get
his draw poker face on, and I went
up to ono Of the COW boys and told him
that the old duffer used to be ballet
dancer and he thought everybody ought
to dance when they were told to, and
that II the spell should come on him,
and he should order them to dance, 1t
would be a great favor to me If they
would Just give him double shuttle or
two, just to ease his mind.
well, pretty soon he came along to
where the COW boys were leaning
against the railing, and. looking at
them in a naughty manner. he said:
Dance, you kiotes. dance, and he put
his hand to his pistol pocket, Well.
sir, never saw so much fun In my
life. Four Of the COW boys, pulled re-
volvers and began to shoot regular
bullets into the platform within an inch
OF dads feet, and they yelled to him:
maverick; whoop er up" and by gosh!
dad was so frightened that he began
to dance all around the platform, and
it was like u battle, the bullets splinter
Ing the boards, and the smoke filling
the air, and the passengers looking out
of the windows and laughing. and the
engineer and fireman looking on and
yelling. and dad nearly exhausted from
tho exertion guess II tho cons
ductor had not got the hot box put out
and yelled all aboard. dad would have
had appoplcxy, but he let UP, the COW
boys quit shooting, and he got aboard
the train and started. stayed in the
smoking car with the train butcher for.
more than an hour, cause was afraid
II went in the car where dad was he
would make some remark that would
offend my pride. and when did go
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The Bad Boy and His Dad
Ready for Their Ocean Trip.
He Labels the Old Mans
Suit Case-IIow the
Cowboys Made His
Dad Dance.
BY Hon. George w. Peck.
5(Ex.Governor OF Wisconsin. formerly pub.
fisher of "Peck's SUM-" author Of
"Peck's Bad Boy" etc.)

Y=0HE old grocerynan was in front
of the grocery. bent over a
box of rutabagas. turning the
IETSN!N2I decayed sides down to make
kS4SnSgj the possible customer think all
was not as bad as it might be,
when shrill whistle down the street
attracted his attention. He looked in
the direction from which it came, and
saw the bad boy coming with a suit
case in one hand and a sole leather hat
bvX In the other. and the old man went
in the store to say a silent prayer, and
to lay hatchet and an ak handle where
he could reach them If the worst came
well. you want to get a good look
at mo now" said the bad boy. as he
dropped the valise on the floor, and put
the hat box on the counter. "for it will
be months, and maybe years, before you
see me again.
"Oh. joy" said the old groceryman,
as he heaved sign, and tried to look
sorry. What is it, reform school, or
have the police ordered You out OF
town? ! have felt It coming for Il long
time. This is thu only town you could
have piled yoult'vdtat1on so long in and
not been pulled. Where are you going
with the dude suit case and the hat box?'
''Oh, dad has got a whole mess more
diseases. and tho doctors had con-
versation over him Sunday, and they
say he has got to go away again, right
now. and that a sea voyage will brace
him up and empty him out so medicine
over in Europe can get in Its work and
strengthen him SO he can start back
after while and probably die on the
way home and be buried at sea. Dad
says he will go, for he had rather die
at sea than on land, cause they don't
have to have any trouble about funeral,
cause all they do is to sew a man up
+ In piece OF cloth, tic a sack of coal to
his feet. slide him off board. and he
goes kerplult down into the salt water
about a mile, and stands there on his
feet and makes the whales and sharks
think he is new kind of fish
"Gee but that Is a programme that
appeals TO me as sort OF uncanny."
Eaid the old man. rs your dad des-
pondent over the outlook? What new
disease has he got?"
"All of en-" said the boy, as he took
n label off tomato can and pasted it
on the end of the suit case. You
take an almanac and read about all the
diseases that the medicine advertised In
the almanac cures. and dad has got the
whole lot OF them, nervous prostration,
rheumatism, liver trouble. stomach bus
ted. lungs congested, diaphragm turned
over. heart disease. bronchitis corns
bunions, every darn thing man can
catch without costing him anything.
4 But re Is not respondent. He jus
thinks it IS an evidence Of genius. an(
q certificate OF standing IN society and
wealth. He argues that the poor people
who have only one disease are not IN
It with statesmen and scholars. Oh, hl
"
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-11-27
Gravanni heard the roar Of an approach

,Gravanni heard the roar OF an approach
ing northbound express and his fellow
employees shouted TO him to get out Of
the way. He was too slow, in moving and
his left leg was on the rail when the ex-
press struck him. The shoe OF the motor
car struck his knee there was a binding
flash OF electricity and Gravanni went
hurting between the steel pillars to the
northbound local track. In re half light
of the tunnel the motorman OF the train
apparently did not realize what had hap.
pened. for his train went on * 81
Gravnnni crawled off tho track just in
time to escape being run over by q
northbound local. DR.. Black, ambulance
surgeon OF st. Vincent's Hospital. said
his examination of Gravannl revealed
nothing more than a few bruises and two
livid marks on his left leg and right arm.
where the escaping electricity had scared
the skin. Gravanni seemed tncnned TO
make light ofthe accident. lie was taken
to the hospital. but will not be confined
there moro than day or two.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-11-27
INTEREsTlNG.a TRUE.
You Can Try. It For Yourself and Prove

y
One grain of the active n,rincipleo d !n
Stuarts Dyspepsia Tablets will digest 1900
grains OF meat, eggs or other wholesome
food and this claim has been proven by
actual experiment, which any one can per-
form for himself In the following manner:
Cut hard boiled eggs into very small
pieces. as II would be II masticated, place
in q bottle or jar containing warm water
heated to 9s degrees the te111pera turn OF
The body), and keeI, It at this tcmpeMl-
tnre for three and one-half llp,lrs.ta AZ me
end OF which time the sEs VIII be as
completely digested asst Won "a nave 'hern
In the healthy stomach Of q hungry poS,
The point OF tbs experiment IS ny ~,
to the egg in the bottle It will 10 TO tue
egg or mea in$theS stomach, anu nothing
eliza viii rest and inY!gorate the starlhcH
so safely and effectually, Even a. iltl.e
child can take Stllarts Dyspepsia TAB rs
with safety and benefit y the dlgestloh
is weak and the thousands or cures ac-
con,pllshed by their regular dal1S use
stood that they are composed on yegetaples
essences aseptc pepsin, diastase ana
Golden Seal. which mingles with the 1904
and digest 1t thoroughly giving inc oyet-
worked stomach a chance TO recuper'i,s' !
Dieting never cures dyspepsia, nell,er
do pills and cathartlo medicines, Whlcn
simply rrtate and 'nflalne ING mss
tines.
When enough food is eaten and promptly
dIgested there will be no CONSTIPATION,
nor, In fact. will there be disease OF any
kind, because good digestion means gopa
health III every organ. ~,
The merit and success Of Stuart,s 5Dys,
pepsia Tablets are worldwide, ana t,ae ~
are sold at the moderate price OF nifty
cents for full sized package In every drug
store in the United States and canada
tus well as In Europe. +.
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before tho young ladies Of I1olllns 1nsti

itute
Miss Gwendolen Howe, who Is a stu
dent ut the Rundoph-Macon Woman's
College, OF Lynchburg,f spent Thanksgiv-
ing with her parents in Lexington, Dr.
and Mrs James Lewhs Howe, Of Washing
ton and Lee University.
Mr.. u. NJ. Swami, for some time depot
agent at East Lexington. has removed
to Greenvi.le, where he holus q ike posi-
ton. He Ii succeeded at East Lexington
by Mr.. P. S. Rogers formerly for some
years agent at that place.
Mrs. John w. Pratt Is in Washington
visiting her son, Rev. Harry w. Pratt
Her daughter, Miss Nettfe Pratt accom-
panied her.
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Poor Pay it Was.

The sailors OF tho steamship Chclten-
ham. which was seized by the Russian
Viadiyostok squadron July I'd in, Japan
ese waters, were awarded so each and
the costs In d quit against the owners in
London the other day. 1t took them
three weeks BY rail TO 30 from Vlad.vos-
tok 10 ST. Petersburg They nearly
starved and they suffered other hard
ships The damages were granted be-
cansp they had not been told on shipping
that the yesse! was To carry contraband.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-11-27

back to the car Ito just said; Some
body fooled you. Those fellows couldn't
dance and l knew 1t all tho time Yes
guess there is no doubt dad Is crazy
sometimes. but let me chapcrone him
through few foreign countries and he
will stand without hItchins all right.
Well goodby now old man, and try
and bear M under II. TIL you get a LETT
ter from me-" and the bad hoy toox his
labeled vaIise and hat box and started.
Copyright 1904, by Joseph 3. Bowles)
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-11-27
Facts Cropping Out.

They arc now finding out In Indiana
that thousands OF ballots that were not
counted because legally defective. had the
name OF Bryan deliberately scrawled
over the top Of them. That was ono way
tho irreconcllable Bryanito ha dof voting
the ticket.-Spr!ngficld Republican.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-11-27
The Stroke,

And now the Archbishop Of Canterbury
chimes III saying that the American peo-
pie in electing Mr., Roosevelt, had a
i''stroke of genius Whatever sort Of a.
stroke II was. they had 1t seyerely,-s
Spring field Republican.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-11-27

HE old groceryman was in front
of the grocery. bent over
box of rutabagas, turning the
decayed sides down to make
the possible customer think all
was not as bad as it might be.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-11-27
In the City Courts,

In the City Circuit Court yesterday IN
the case Of George Schwnlm W.. Henry
Blandsley. the jury found for the de-
,fendant. ~.
prank D, Wynn, of Baltimore. qualified
to practice In this court,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-11-27

OF these little silk American flags to.
wear In his button hole, and he swears
If anybody looks cross-eyed at that
flag he will simply cut his liver out,
and toast It OH a fork, and eat 1t. He
makes me tired, and I know there Is