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The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1904-09-08

SY MPATHY
RUSSIAN ADMIRAL GETS
LETTER OF c0ND0LEECE
1t Is Reported to Have Been Sent by
Attaches of the Customs House at
Manila and Regrets the Russian
Losses.

. Vladivostock, Sept. 8.-Admiral Skry-
dloff has received letter from Lieut..
Thompson, professedly written in be
half of the customs house officials at
Manila, expressing sympathy with the
admiral in the losses sustained by the
Vladivostock squadron off 'Chemtlpo at
the opening Of the war. The letter IS
written in fair Russian.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1904-09-08
TOOK THE BOOZE.

Granville, Sept. 8.--A farm hand en-
tered the drug store of Martin Schaw
and demanded whisky The applicant
was intoxicated and he was refused. He
became angry and knocked the proprie-
tor down, helped himself to large bot
tie of booze and skipped out.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1904-09-08
CAPTURE OF KUROKI
A MUKDEN RUiOR

Mukden, Sept. 8.-News Of a fight at
some point between Shahe, eleven miles
northwest of Lao Yang and Mukden
is hourly expected. One report current
here is that Gen. Kuroki has been killed
and two other Japanese generals cap
tured. There is no confirmation.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1904-09-08
TWINS TOO ...... .. . F..
ATTRACTIVE
SHERIFF PLAYED WITH TWINS !
AND PRISONERS ESCAPED
A Forger and a, Trio of Burglars
Sawed Their Way to Freedom While
Their captor TickIed His Twin Babies
. Under the Chin.

, Sheboygan, Wis, Sept 8.-Four pris-
oners, one a forger and three burglars,
sawed their way out of jail while the
Sheriff was playing with his twin babies
in an adjoining office.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1904-09-08
MUCH UNCERTAINTY AS TO
MOVEMENT OF THE JAPS

Mukden, Sept. Fighting has ceased
and the Russian transports and army are
moving without Interruption There is
much uncer rtainty concerning the move
inents and the purposes of the Japanese I
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1904-09-08
DEMOCRATIC EDITORS.

Columbus, o., Sept. 8.--The Ohio
Democratic Editorial Association is in
session at !, the Great Southern Hotel
today. Discussion Of campaign work
is the principal purpose of the meet
ing, which is presided over by Presi-
dent ]. III. Newton of Newark. s
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1904-09-08

on the stump, and the democratic cam
paign plans have been changed Accord
inglyr t-.se~s maA4- s@ v
With both democratic candidates in
hiding, and both republican candidates
in the open, the country is being shown
very unusual spectacle. 1t is said that
such situation has never before been
brought about in American politics.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1904-09-08
souTH DAKoTAN,s JOB.

Aberdeen, s. d, Sept. 8.Albert r.
.Pierson, an Aberdeen boy who recently
sailed for Spain in the interest of the
international Harvester company Of
America, set mp a harvester on The royal
estates, Alphonso XIII. watching opera
tions with great interest. Mr.. Pierson
has Just sailed from Spain to Buenos
Ayres, and will represent the company
in Argentina. +.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1904-09-08
SECRETARIES or STATE.

y ST. Louis, Mo, Sept. 8. "a national
convention of secretaries Of state was
opened in St. Louis, the secretaries of a
number Of cornmonwealths assembling
.in response to the invitation recently
issued BY Secretary Of State Power Of
Tennessee. The object Of the meeting
lis to establish some uniform system
of corporate laws, by which each Sec
fetary may be III easy touch with the
others, and facilitate the transaction Of
interstate business pertaining to that
Office.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1904-09-08
MINTO LAYS STONE.

Calgary, ". w. T., Sept. S-Lord
Mimic and party visited Calgary today
and were enthusiastically received. The
feature of the days. programme was
the laying of the cornerstone for the
new English Church, at which Lord
Minto presided. r
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1904-09-08
KOYACEYIC
WAS HANGED
MAN WITH ODD NAME
HANGED IN PENNSYLVANIA
He Had Murdered q PaymasterI n an
Effort to Secure Large Sum and
Forfeited His Lie for His Criminal
Mistake. s 5i5

Washington, Penn, Sept. 5. Milo
van Kovacevic was hanged i'm the jail|
yard here today for the murder Of Pays
master Ferguson Of Ferguson Com
struction Coz. last September.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1904-09-08

mont election, said Representative Dali
zell, Of Pennsylvania, is that the people
are. satisfied there was no apathy. Their
minds were fully made up, and when
election day came they went out and
voted. believe that this is the situa-
tion all over the country. 2 a
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1904-09-08
hlUKDEk STILL HELD
BY THE RUSSIAN Troops

Berlin, Sept. ga correspondent Of
The Tageblatt telegraphs that Mukden
was still in the possession Of the Rus
slams this morning
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1904-09-08
NEW POSTOFFICE.

q Washington, Sept 81 "a new postof-
fee has been established at Belderl, Ward|
County, which is supplied from Stanley u
also at Crosby, Williams County, sup
piled from Columbus.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1904-09-08
FIRING WAS HEARD AT
SEA OFF WEI Hal WEI

Wei Hal Wei, Sept, 8. Firing at, sea
was heard here last night, and boats ont
side the harbor claim they saw flashes
distinctly. 81
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1904-09-08
Kt)R0PATILIN LOST NO
GUNS ON THE RETREAT
ST Petersburg, Sept General
Kuropatkin reports he didn't lose al
gun during the retreat
LOSE Iz,ooo.

ST. Petersburg, Sept. 5. The war Of
fee estimates that General Kuropatkin
lost 1900 nep during the Tuesdays
battle at Lao Yang.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1904-09-08
KIDS FOR A DIME.

St. Louis, Sept. Sit was decided
that until the close OF the World Fair
school children will be admitted for 10
cents each.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1904-09-08
NATIONAL BANK REPORT.

Washington, Sept. s. The comptrol-
lersof the currency issued call for the
condition of the national banks at the
close Of business Sept 6.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1904-09-08
DEMOCRATIC. CONVENTION.

Salt Lake City, Utah, Sept. .8.-The
democratic state convention is in ses-
sion today. The convention will NOM
inate a complete state ticket.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1904-09-08
DEM MOcRATIC EDITOR WENT
TO ESOPUS TO SEE PARKER

New York, Sept 81 The Democratic
editors left here for Esopus promptly
today They we're accompanied BY sew.
"eral members Of the national commit
tee
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1904-05-20
West VIRGINIA Aroused. "a.

Roberts, w. Va, May 16.-Many in
teresting discoveries are being made
and many wonderful cures reported
recently, but nothing has been seen
or heard of in this state to equal the
wonderful work of a remedy called
Dodd's Kidney Pills. The people are
very enthusiastic about 1t for it seems
that there is no case that this won
derful medicine cannot cure.
Among many cases reported that Of
Mr.. John j. Ash of this place ia con-
spicuous for its completeness. Mr..
Ash was great sufferer with Kidney
trouble. He was gradually growing
worse till at the last he was forced to
get up three or four times every night.
He had tried many medicines with
out any good result, but at last he
found the right one in Dodd's Kidney
Pills. He says: 'The very first box
of Dodd's Kidney Pills did me more
good than anything I took in my life"
Now Mr.. Ash is well and can sleep
all night as comfortably as he ever
could.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1904-05-20
BIRTHDAYS at the Lands Home.

Representative Charles B. Lands
of Indiana, recently had a birthday,
and Mrs. Lands, to give him sur
prise, went out and bought many pref
ty things for his. room. The list In
cluded trays, doilies and little knick-
knacks for his dresser.
When Mrs. Lands birthday came
along Mr.. Lands decided to surprise
her with a few presents. What did
you get herr" asked Representative
Hildebrant of Ohio.
ooh, l bought couple of boxes OF
good cigars, a pound or two Of smok.
ing tobacco, and fine meerschagm
pipe" Mr.. Lands said.-Pitsburg Dis
patch.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1904-05-20
Free TO Twenty-Five ladies


The Defiance Starch Co. will give
rs ladies' a round trip ticket to the
st. Louis Exposition, to five ladies'
in each of the following states: ILL
nois, Iowa, Nebraska, Kansas and
Missouri who will send in the largest
number of trade marks cut from ten
cent, 16-ounce package Of Defiance
cold water laundry starch. This
means from your own home, any.
where in the above named states.
These trade marks must be mailed to
and received by the Defiance Starch
Co., Omaha, Nebr., before September
LIST, 1904. October and November will
be the best months to visit the Elk.
position Remember that Defiance is
the only starch put up 16 OF. Ia full
pound) to the package. You get one
third more starch for the same money
than of any other kind, and Defiance
never sticks to the iron. The tickets
to the Exposition will be sent by regis.
tered mail September 5th. Starch FOR
sale by all dealers.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1904-05-20
Easter Lilies.

The rise of tho Easter lily Is one
of the most sensational features. OF
greenhouse Horticulture In America
during the last quarter Of . century.
American florists raise about 5000, 900
Easter lilies a year. Assuming that
only half of these plants are sold; that
each bears only two flowers Ia good
plant should have six to eighty and
that the public pays so cents bud, 1t
would seem that the American people
spend at least $2.5o0,000 for Eastar
lilies every year.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1904-05-20
90
& L0A2N4 QNGRD

wanted to tell you some other things.
That is why brought you. out here
where it is quiet. First, will you
kindly slip off that ring and give it to
me?"
do you think am that sort?" she
asked holly. do you think prom.
Used to marry you to desert you at
time like this?"
81 Know" he argued, that is very
noble of you. But remember what
this means-years and years of wait
ing, probably. A man can lose in
day what it takes lifetime to re.
place-what can sometimes never be
replaced. can't subject you to such
conditions. You are young, and the
doors of the world are open to you.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1904-05-20

\ They sat on the end of the pier,
watching the waves flash ,opalescent
tints in the moonlight. The notes
of the Marine band, struggling
through the evening concert on the
piazza of the San Marco, came family
out to them.
Don't you feel the least qualms at
the thought of leaving tomorrow
the girl asked lightly.
1.-The deepest" the man responded,
gravely. But then, the end comes to
all things, you know-and it comes
rather quickly to ones funds at these
winter resorts"
The girl laughed. ~.
;. For man that. has thrown his
" money about broadcast, as you have,
it seems to me you're growing very
saving all at once" she said.
Il sha'n't throw much more money
broadcast" he said, grimly.
Good for you, Tod" she cried, ap-
previngly. Its really time you took
life seriously"
81 sha'n't waste any more money"
he said slowly, ''for the simple reason
I can't; and shall take life seriously
because l am forced to it,"
"Tod," she said quickly catching
some grim, hidden meaning in his
words, what is it? What has hap
pened?"
"Oh, nothing much" he said quiet
ly, except that after tonight you will
be relieved of my society. Tomorrow
face the world with clean slate.
I shall have taste of earning my
daily bread"
You don't mean" she began in
amazement.
That's just what I do mean" he
said. "Those western failures have
wiped me clean off the map. haven't
a cent in the world, and consequently
l can't afford to stay any longer at an
expensive place like this"
The girl clasped her little hands to-
gether and knit her brows. She SEEM
ed trying to grasp the full import Of
his words.
"It's awful" she exclaimed.
isn't it," he said dryly.
"And you're going home to-mor-
row." she asked.
Homer He laughed recklessly.
"My dear child, why on earth should
I go home? There's absolutely moth
ing there for me. Even worse; there
are hundred and one men who have
been waiting for the chance to jump
on me when I'm down. Home? Well,
I should rather say not. Bentley has,
offered me job on his rubber reserve
in South America. I'm going there to-
morrow"
The girl looked at his face turned
to hers in the moonlight. T. was a
strong, determined face, the face of
man who asks odds of no one. She
felt a sudden tightening Of her throat.
when did you know this?" she
asked him. go
"The day after I came here" he
said. perhaps you recall it. We went
to Spider Pond that afternoon, and
you rallied me for being stupid"
"And yet you have stayed on here
for two weeks" she, said accusingly.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1904-05-20
On the end Of the pier.

II have stayed as long as the money
I had with me-all the money l had
in the world, for that matter-lasted,"
he said.
"Wasn't that rather imprudent"
she asked.
'Is it imprudent for man who is
going to a pcrdition of wilderness to
drain his cup of happiness to the last
dregs before he leaves?" said he.
.Perhaps not" she admitted.
He threw his cigar into the water
and watched it float lazily away on
the tide.
things before went" said he, and l
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1904-05-20
Jews in the World.

Prof. Hannah o. Basel has recently
taken a rough census of the Jews Of
the world, and comes to the conclu-
sion that they now number nearly H.
100000. OF these good two-thirds
are found in Europe. Russia comes
arst with 100000 100000 in Asiatic
RUSSIA, then Austria-Hungary with
100000, Germany with 56s.0o0, Rou-
mania with 100000, Great Britain
10000, Turkey 100000, Holland 81
900, France 1900, Italy $4,000.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1904-05-20
Never Argue.

People waste tremendous amount
of time and energy in trying to agree
with one another. They waste good
deal more in trying to make other peo-
pie agree with them. But to learn
how to disagree gracefully does not
seem often thought Of. Truly a mat
ter of regret, because If we all learnt
this lesson the world would be much
pleasanter place TO live.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1904-05-20
The Worlds Fair,

In making your arrangements for
the Worlds Fair at. St. tLouis this
summer, if you consider convenience
and saving of time, you will take the
Wabash Railroad as it runs by and
stops at its Station at the entrance of
the Fair Grounds; thus saving sew
eral miles run and return, and the in
evitable jam at he big Union Station.
BY all means consider the advantages
of the Wabash.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1904-05-20
~ give It back on one condition"

u give II pack on one cohoitioh'
1t may be hard now, but you'll forget
me presently. 1t is better that you
should"
"Tod!" There was a world Of re-
proach in her voice.
Better give it back to me-" he ad.
vised.
She covered her face with her hands
and began to sob. He watched her
with all a mans helplessness at such
a moment.
"I-I thought you cared more tnan
that" she said chokingly.
Cared" he, said,' wildly, "cared!
Good God! Have you any idea how
much l care? Let me tell you then.
have cared so much have stayed
here until I am well nigh penniless.
Come what might, was bound to be
with you until the last cent was gone.
I have stayed until there Is nothing
left-until it becomes necessary for
me to go over to the town tomorrow
to pawn my evening clothes and
WAUGH W SSt my pdoodSc uOhOy uoVh
there. l have cared like the desperate
gambler who plays the game to his
last farthing. That's the way care"
he ended hoarsely.
The man and girl faced each other
in silence; he with tense, drawn face;
she with a wonderful light in her eyes.
She drew the ring from her finger and
laid it in his big, brown hand.
"You are wise," he said heartily.
She looked at him searchingly.
Il give it back on one condition."
she said.
"And that?"
you must pawn It,"
Pawn it?" he gasped. "Not this. !
can't"
"You must" she said.
Twill you tell me why must?" he
said, watching it flash in the dim
light.
Toto pay my passage down there
with you, Tod" she said with burning
cheeks.-San Francisco Call.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1904-05-20
x e 8. Almanac for 1904.

The Kansas City Southern Railway
Companys Annual Almanac is now
ready for distribution. 1t contains the
usual monthly calendars, many useful
household hints and information con-
corning the country in Missouri, Ar
kansas. the Indian Territory, Texas
and. Louisiana. Write for copy to
s. 6. Warner, General Passenger and
Ticket Agent, X. C. S. Ry, Kansas
City, Mo.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1904-05-20

Utopia. e. ;.
Far In the Northiand country
Is a bit OF paradise.
Dreaming, 1t lies enchanted
By the South Winds lullabyes!
List to the lap of waters.
And the bittern's piping call.
Rorne on the fragrant zephyrs
From the pine trees spare and tall
Days that are domed with azure.
And the Jeweled stars by night
Scatter their silver quivers
At the subtle. soft moonlight!
There let me dream enraptured
BY the South Winds lullabyes.
Far In the Northand country
In sun-kissed paradise!
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1904-05-20

An Iowa editor is real indignant
over the delinquency of some people
in settling up their advertising ac-
counts and refers with bitterness to
the practice people have Of forgetting
to settle for death notices. He says
"No true gentleman would come to us
and ask us to print his obituary notice
for nothing"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1904-05-20

The Stockholm court has pronounc-
ed the arctic explorer, Andree, to be
dead in law, the legal term Of disap-
pearance having just expired. An
dree left Spitzbergen on July II, 1897
with two companions in a balloon
with the object of reaching the north
pole. The supposition is that he is
either dead or has found more ideal
place of residence-or both.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1904-05-20

Dealers say that as soon a. q Gus
toner tries Defiance Starch it 10 i'm
possible to sell them any other cold
water starch. It can be used cold
or boiled.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1904-05-20
|rATs OF ONO. CITr or roLrDo, a..

LUCAS COUNTY. %"
Frank j. CHENEY makes oath that he 10 senior
partner Of the drm of F. J. CHENEY Co., doing
business in the City Of Toledo, County and State
Aforesaid, and that said frm will pay the sum OF
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every
of CATARRH that cannot be cured by the use OF
HALLS CATARRH CURE.
FRANK j. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed In my pres
ence, this 9Th day Of December, A. d: 1885.
-, A. W. GLEASON,
SAL NorARY PUBLIC.
Hail's Catarrh Cure Is taken internally and acto
directly on the blood and mucous surfaces Of the
~ +. j. CHENEY& CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by all Druggists, 75c. -
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1904-05-20

Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Children.
Successfully used by Mother Gray, nurse
In the Chldren's Home in New York. euro
Constipation. Feverishness. Bad Stomach,
Teething Disorders. move and regulate the
Bowels and Destroy Worms. Over 80, 600
testimonials. At all druggists. Csc. Sample
FREE. Address A. S. Olmsted Le Roy. NY.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1904-05-20

According to information from the
agricultural department at Washing
ton, twenty-seven well-known weeds
that grow in back yards, are used as
medicine. For that tired feeling &C.
quired while spading in the garden,
take a weed. You can tell which one
by trying the others.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1904-05-20

An old lady who had never ridden
on a railway car recently visited a
station and was shown into the wait
ing room. She took chair and pre-
pared to enjoy herself After sitting
quietly for a half hour, she reached
over and touching stranger on the
arm, remarked: 1T rides real easy,
don't it?"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1904-05-20

A country editor who claimed to be
an authority on la grippe told his
readers that as long as they kept their
fee: dry they would not have the dis
ease. The next day he got COM
munication from subscriber, claim
ing that he had two wooden legs and
yet had suffered from the grip for five
successive years.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1904-05-20
Llqhtinq by Alcohol.

Lighting by alcohol has two great
advantages over other kinds; 1t de-
velops' less heat and does not poison
the air so quickly as 1t gives out less
carbonic acid.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1904-05-20
Swiss Law Little Observed.

The killing of birds is forbidden In
the Swiss Canton of Tessin, and last
year the rural police confiscated over
10000 traps and nets. Nevertheless,
the birds are offered for sale in the
markets with impunity.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1904-05-20

There are 10000 men in New YORK.
city who pay alimony and the number
is being increased at the rate Of 40 to
so per week by the divorce courts
This goes to prove that no matter
whether marriage is or is not a fail
ure, alimony certainly isn't.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1904-05-20
Wiaule.Stick LAUNDRY BLUE

Won't spill, break, freeze nor spot clothes.
Costs 10 cents and equals 20 cents worth Of
any other bluing If your grocer does not
keep it send lOc for sample to The Laundry
Blue Co., IA Michigan Street, Chicago.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1904-05-20

Storekeepers report that the extra
quantity, together with the" superior
quality of Defiance Starch makes It
next to impossible to sell any other
brand. "a.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1904-05-20

Hundreds of dealers say the extra
quantity and superior quality OF De-
fiance Starch is fast taking place OF
all other brands. Others say they
cannot sell any other starch.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1904-05-20
Korean Houses.

The average Korean lives in
matched cottage having three rooms
in a row. The kitchen fire Is at one
end and its chimney at the other, the
flue passing under the rooms warns
them.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1904-05-20
Contrasts In Size.

Lord Kelvin calculated that II a
drop Of water were magnified to the
size of the earth its constituent atoms
would be somewhere between the size
of q small shot and base balls.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1904-05-20
Government Paws Low Wages.

The British government continues
to be denounced by the workers, union
for the low wages paid at government
work shops, shipyards, arsenals and
gun factories, but all denunciations
and resolutions seem to have no eff
feet.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1904-05-20
cerman Immiuration Incre asses.

Statistics for the last year show
that 36,31O native Germans left their
country to live abroad. The vast ma
jority came to this country. This is
a considerable increase over 1902 and
1891.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1904-05-20

The origin Of this, which Is going
eastern newspaper rounds, is un-
known Il am not much of mathe-
matician," said the cigarette, "but l
can add to a mans nervous troubles;
can subtract from his physical en-
ergy, l can multiply his aches and
pains, can divide his mental powers,
I take interest from his work. and
discount his chances for success"