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by. pote Whin he has wurrked all day at tn
typewriter, wants to rest his head on shoulder
that IT hurt. Shakspere s wife thin an
they quarreled. TIL lady that tn Eyetalian pote
Dainty made fool iv himsilf about was skiliton.
All the pitchers iv beautiful women I've iver see
had NANNY curves and sivral chins Th photty-
graft v Mary Queen iv Scots that I have in me
room, shows that she took weight afther she had
her dhress made TIL collar looks to be chokin her.
But nowadays its tn fashion to thry to ema-.
ciate We 'ersilf | ct supper with Carney tn other
day. 1t was the will iv hiven that Carney shud
grow fat, but Carney has a will " his own an TT
tin years hes been thryn to look like Snitor Fair
banks, whin his thrue model was Grover Cleveland.
He used to scald himsilf ivry mornin' with quart
iv hot wather on gettin up. That did him good
Thin he thried takin' long walks. TIL long walk
rayjooced him half pound and gave him thirst
that made him take four pounds iv boodweiser.
Thin he rented horse an thried horseback ridin'
TIL horse liked his weight more thin Carney did,
and Carney gained tin pounds in tn hospital. lie
thried starvin himsilf an he lost two pounds an
ais lob FIR bein' cross to tn boss. Thin he ray
sumed his regular meals an made up his mind to
cut out tn sugar. I him at breakfast wan
mornin' Nature had been kind to Carney IN tn
matter iv appetite. I won't tell we what he con-
sumed It's too afther supper an tn room is
close But, anyhow, whin his wife had tottered In
with tn last fapjack an tainted an whin begun
to wondher whether wud be safe to stay he hauled
a little bottle fir m his pocket an took out small
pill What's that9' says I. IT'S what I take
in place iv sugar. says he. Sugar is fattenin'
an this rayjooces tn weight says he. AN ARE
We goin to match that poor little tablet against that
breakfast?' says I. Il am says he Cow 'rd,
saysl .~
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ferent stages arc all we'll illustrated
by sample garments.
The boys work in the shop begins
at 10 years, with cardboard sloyd,
which is succeeded by wood and metal
work for more advanced pupils.
One feature Of the display is an ex-
by the pupils and used by them in their
sports and pastinaes. These consist Of
apparatus for basketball and other
games and gymnastics.
A model kitchen such as is used in
the schools Of Stockholm, containing the
most modern appliances for cooking and
preparing food, forms a part of the dis.
wife learns from charts and drawings
the nutritive value of various foods, and
the different parts of the domestic ami
mails and fish and how best to cut them
up.
A simple apparatus for chemically
testing the purity Of food products is
also exhibited. IL
schools Of Stockholm ana one which
might@weH be adopted in this country
is shown in large case containing sew
efal compartments, in each of which IS
everything needed to teach the pupil
about any agricultural product, such
as rye or cotton. ,4# ..3,y@sss$ .5
/ ( Fine work 81 Schools.
AMONG The ihstitu Tors E, for zseond arS 4
school Of Stockholm exhibits work Of a
!: remarkably high order. There are pas
tells in imitation Of wood and marble
! which bear close inspection without re,
! vealing their true comp osition; fine e1.
amples of wood carving and embossed
}, leather work and paintings from the
school IS department Of fine arts which
are deserving of space in any art gal
lery. The original designs Including
patterns for wall paper, laces, tapestrie'
and Goblein weaving show consld
cradle talent.
G. q. Bergman, PhD., inspector in tht
public schools Of Stockholm, is entitled
to the credit for the collection of thu
representative display from the com
mon schools of Sweden, and the work Q.
installing and arranging the entire tex
hibit was done by Carl Lehman, at
+ tache of the royal sSWedlsh commission
The exhibit received twelve grant
prizes.
The works Of Swedish painters exhib
tied at the exposition are distingulshe
for originality. They ssTs not the worl
of copYists. Ansheln u, Schultbbera
who IS the commissioner Of fine arts
and noted Landscape painter, ma
several representative pieces IN THIS GO
lection. ,,s@s !. 49,
Z traits and ideal figure pieces attracts q
classes. One picture, In the lot
Door IS worthy oG particular mention
being remarkable for It's color, shadow
and reflected Hgh MS.
a Fine EXAMPLES Of <sFsse art Of portra,,
ing bird and aniEaal lie onlSs as al1, ts al
seen in the paintings Of Bruno: Anehes
VI Liljefors. 4. Z j. 4;..s,,
;s the nnnluer Of fine pieces which star
as ingls samples; Of the genius OF IND IND
lvidua artists
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native land, form a strong bond between
the two nations, said DR.. N. G: w.
Lagerstedt, royal Swedish commissioner
to the worlds fair, when he talked
with T lie ournaPs correspondent
regarding his country's participation in
the exposition.
'There was no commercial object in
our exhibiting here, on account Of the
great distance and high tariff duties of
the United States, both Of which op-
crate to prevent our merchants from car
rying on an extensive trade with this
country. We were, however, DESTROYS
of showing our countrymen living here
that we take an interest in them and
in the land which has become their
home. Isl
"Sweden is among the foremost ma
tions of the world in education and art,
and it is in these departments that ma
tional exhibits have been made. Sew
eral Swedish manufacturing concerns
combined to make private exhibit of
manufactured articles in the name of
the state, and placed it under the SUI
pervision of the royal commission.
I'm fine arts and od-""tinr "r- DIS
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SWEDEN A LEADER Nv THE ARTS AND
EDUCA zYON-ITS WORLDS FIR EXHIBIT

wings was the kitchen, in the other the
servants quarters.
The commission fitted up the great
hall and adjoining apartments simply
but attractively and with a view to
the comfort and convenience Of visitors.
The ceiling and woodwork are white,
the walls are covered with blue and
yellow burlap, and dark-blue rugs
bearing the insignia Of the crowna are
spread upon the floor. In niche op'
posite the entrance is a bust Of King
Oscar. Two bookcases filed with the
works of Sweden s best writer's stanc
at one side of the room, and on the
walls Of the alcove are pictures de
picting Swedish life and scenery.
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face? Carney, me buck, We look like a kineto-
scope What is a face without a stomach Carney,
ye make me nervous. If that-there idol don't stop
Fl minyit, / II throw something at it. Carney
times up. Ye win ye'er bet, but twas "a foolish
wan. / thought We were goin to push Fletcher in
wheelbarrow.
I've known ,awn Carney, man an boy, FIR
forty years, but knew ontil that minyit that
he was a murderer at heart TIL look he give us
whin he snapped his watch was tur-rble; but the
look he gave tn dinner He set
there for two mortal hours miditatin what form tn
assassynations Wud take an Fletchin' each wan
" us in his mind. I walked home with him to see
that he came to no harm. Near tn house he wint
into a bakers shop and bought four pies an bag
iv doughnuts. Il promised to take thin home to me
wife, he says. Il thought she was out " town.
says I. She IL be back in a week, says he, san'
anyhow, Misther Dooley, I'll thank We not to be
pryin into me domestic affairs, he says
90 4 N there ye ARE. What's til use " goin'
IN up again th' laws " nature, says I. If
nature intinded ye to be a little roly-poly,
a little roly- poly yell be. They amt anything to
do that We ought to do that III make We thin an keep
We thin. Til wan thing in tn wurruld that'H ray
jooce We surely lack v sleep who wants to lose
his mind with his flesh? I'll guarantee with tn aid
iv an alarm clock to make amy man lvin skiliton
niver get no chubbier nor tn gintleman it's father
TIL on'y ginoone anti-fat threatment is sickness,
worry, throube and insomnya Til scales ain t any
judge iv beauty health. To be beautiful is to be
nachral. Ye have great naehral skinny beauty
while my good looks is more buxom. Whin see an
OIL fool in sweater an two coats, sprintin up tn
sthreet an groanin at vry step want to jine with
tn little boys that ARE THROWN bricks at him
Elf he takes off the flesh that Nature has vast
ed his ongrateful frame, his skin won't fit him
They'se nawthin' heejous to look at thin fat
that has rayjooced his weight. He looks as tho
he had bought his GOVERN at auction. It bags
undher tn eyes an don't fit in tn neck
n MAN is foolish that thries to be too kind tc
IN his stomach, anyhow. Fletcher's idee i
go that tn human stomach is kind iv little
Lord Faunteroy. If ye give it much to do it will pn
+: away. But Dock Casey tells me It's great hus
ky, good-natured pugilist that III take most an
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nything that along. It will go to wurrpk
with grim resolution piece of hard coal. It
will get tn worst iv it but what name is that it
fears no foe. an doesn't dhraw tn color line I
wud put it in th heavy middleweight class an it
ought to be kept there It requires plenty "
else to be at its best an if it doesn't get enough it
loses its power ontil chocolate eclair might win
against it. It mustn t be allowed to shirk its oo-
ties. It shud be kept in thrainn', an, says Dock
Casey, if it's owner is good matchmaker an
doesn't back it again opponents that out iv its
class too nanny at time, it will still be doin'
well whin tn brain is on y fit FIR light exercise =
cd we expict to 60 accumylatin' to tn end
iv ye'er days?" asked Mr.. Hennessy.
81 do that" said Mr.. Dooley. 81 expict to
make frinds -wurruk f + me to til last They'll
be gayety among tn pallbearers at me obsequies
They'll have sinnycure. -Befure they get thru
with me they'll know they We been to fun raj 4 ~
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Swedish educators, who have their ex-
penses paid by the state and travel in
ORDER to complete their studies, have
also visited the exposition
Sweden's Pavilion.
The Swedish national pavilion, in one
wing of which DR.. Lagerstedt has his
office, was built primarily for a home
for Swedish Americans visiting the fair,
and differs in this respect from other
foreign buildings which were erected
chiefly for exhibition purposes: -
It is a reproduction Of the home of
Ia Swedish country gentleman of the six
teenth century The house is a quaint
piece of architecture. It consists Of a
main building, two stories high, and two
at each side Of the main structure. z.
The central building contains the
great hall or livingroom, with walk
Using from the ground floor to the roof
One end of this hall was used as a
library, the other as dainingroom. The
six aIcoves opening off the hall were
J thc family bedrooms. in one of The
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long, and its, eastern terminus is the
small town Of Flekkefjord.
Railroad building in Norway is al
ways difficult and costly. On the
comparatively short route over which it
runs there are no less than forty-fve
tunnelsEof an aggregate length of about
nine kilometers, and six large bridges.
The principal benefit of the road will
steamers to avoid the rough passage
around Joederen, by going $50 kilo,
meters by rail between Stavanger and
Flekkefjord.. From a commercial point
Of view The rev line is mot likely to
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actor, Anders de Wahl!, who for few
part in "Old Heidelberg at the Ma
tional theater.
One of the established events Of the
day is the students annual ball, which
this year was given with traditional
gaiety.
Willie thus the people of both coun-
tries seem to be getting closer togeth-
er in friendship and harmony every
wear. that passes, the spirit of some Of
the newspaper articles, discussing the
Continued on Page Twelve.
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COPYRIGHT, 1904, ~ MCCLURE, PHILLIPS q co.

meath all tn ndilicacies " tn season We tucked
our napkins undher our chins an prepared FIR
iaynial avenin' Not so Carney. He laid his goold
watch on tn table, took mouthful " mutton pie
an begun to Fletch. AT first Hogan thought he
was maxim faces at him, but / explained that he
was crazy see by tn look in Carney s eye that he
didn't like tn explanation, but we whit with tn
supper Well, twas goryous. sJawn, yeer health
Pass tn, beefsteak, Malachi. Schwartzmeister, OIL
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THE NORTVEGZAV GOVERNMENT IS
BUILDING NEW LINES OFRAZZWAY
BY NJ. ALGER.

BY W. ACGEH.
Christiania, Norway, Nov. lit has
for years been the cheris ed plan of.
the Norwegian government to have
railroad connection between Christianiat
and the coast cities as far west as
Stavanger. This plan is, as yet, only
partly realized. There is a. road from
Christiania to Brevik, 20l Kilometres.
From Stavanger to Ekersund,. 76 kilo-
metres, line has also been in opera
ton for several years. On Oct. 81 con-
tinuation of this road was opened by
the Norwegian prime minister. The
new line is seventy-four kilometers
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the accommodation of it's citizens and
not for making money.
The Union Day.
The 18th of November, thte Union day
of Sweden and Norway, was this year
fittingly observed in this city. The
flag was displayed on public and
private buildings, schoolchildren had a
day off, and the cannon at Old Akershus
doomed out salutes.
The Norwegian branch of the society,
Broderfolkenes VEL gave q fine en-
tertainment at Grand hotel, in which
some three hundred persons took part.
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TIME latest thing that Carney has took up
Is to make tn fight again Nature is called
Fetching Did ye iver hear iv it? Well,
they 'se lad be tn iv Fletcher who thinks so
much iv his stomach that he won it an he tells
Carney that if he III ate only or two mouthfuls
at ivry meal an thurly chew thim he will ivnchooly
be no more thin skin an bones an very handsome
to look at. In four weeks a man who Fletches will
lose forty pounds an all his frinds. TIL idee is
that we humble ye'er food FIR tin minyits with a
watch in front iv we. This night Carney Fletch
ing. It was fine supper TIL table groaned be-
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Paviliom 7ybyes the Home of SwediM Country Gentle
man of the Sixteenth Century, Educational
>~ 4"@>z g9,s Exhibit One of the Really Strong
., ~.G Displays Of the Fair II III. . >....o

play is considered by many who are
competent to Judge the best: in proper
ton to it's extent:.,.s>~ ,a.~-',-
"Many thousand Swedish Americans
have visited our building and exhibits,
and several young civil engineers and
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Special to The Journal.
Worlds Fair, st. Louis, Nov. 90
"Two million Swedes' living in the
United States, who are thoroly loyal to
their adopted country and at the same
time interested in the affairs of their
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Expensive Construction of 7Kioneter Line to F7ek.
! ketjora-Union Day Abbyobyiafely Obser0ed-z
4 B Hzss .Beaelia,, Reaches Chyistiania-Anuey-
ican Imports and E.aborfsA

prove. Of great value until it is con-
tinued as far east as Christiansand, and
long before that time the railroad
across country to Bergen will be
finished. But then Norwegian rail-
WAYS are built by the government for
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Speeches were made by Professor
Jaeger and others, all#in the spirit Of
a better feeling and better understands
ing between the two countries.
Some prominent Swedes were present
as guests, among them the. celebrated
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boy can't help we to tn part that wint over tn
fence last9 What's that story? Tell it over here,
where Carney can't hear. It might make him laugh
an hurt him with his frind Fletcher. No! What
Ye don't say9 An didn't Carney resist it? Haw,
haw haw! This eysther is tn best iver see.
Michael, this is like Of times. Look at Schwartz
meister He's Fetching, too No, be CORY, he's
chokn'. I think Carney's watch has stopped =: No
wondher; he's lookin' at it. Haw, haw, haw, haw,
haw. A good joke on Carney. Did we liver see such
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1904-12-17
Coughing Spell Caused Death.

Harry Dnckwell. aged 25 years,
choked TO death early yesterday
morning At this home, in the pres.
ence of his wife and child. He con
tracted a slight cold a few days ago
and paid but little attention TO H.
Yesterday morning he was setsesi
with a fit OF coughing which cont
nucsi for some time, His wife sent
for a physician but before he could
arrive, another coughing spell came
an and Duckwell died from suffoea
tiou Louis Globe Democrat, Dec.
l. 1901" Ballard's Ilorehound Syrup
would have saved him, CSC. 5Oc. and
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FEW SALOON Msn-Thers ar,

more doctors. lawyers. sc~hoolteachers
and actors In the state penitentiary
al Canon City than there are bar
tenders, This II one Of the curious
things which will be shown by the
biennial report soon 20 be filed with
Governor Peabody by Warden John
cleghorn Of the state %penitentiary.
The warden was In Denver recently
and gave out an Interesting interview
In regard 10 the repor, which Is about
completed.
1T may seem strange" said the
warden. but there have never been
many barienders In the penltentiary
since | look charge.
Here arc a few figures which viii
be contained In my report which may
be interesting Three school teach.
ers two lawyers. two doctors. two
actors, one banker and one bartender
you see according TO this. the banker
in Colorado Is as prone 10 evil dolnR
as il the bartender ana the profess.
slonal men have more often commit.
ted crimes than the man who dis.
penses the liquid root OF all evil,
The tradesmen are the more nu.
merous among my boarders and the
cooks and walters lead. There are
t~hirty-fiye cooks and nearly as many
walters on my register and they have
been convicted u every crime IN the
calendar BARRIERS are a good third,
as | am now entertaining nineteen Of
these gentlemen OF bookkeepers
there are some twelve so~journing
within my gates making this profess.
sion rank fourta.
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RECTOR OF ST. LUkES,
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Respectfully yours,
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v. VI kEAM DEaD~The First Nh
tional bank ri Albuquerque Is In re-
eeipt Of a letter from Truro. England.
giving the Intelligence Of the death
nf Thomas Y Keam in that town q
short time ago from heart trouble.
The deceased WAS well known n
New Mexico aud Arizona. coming ia
this section pf the United States In
1860, For about twenty-five years he
conducted a general merchandise
store and an Indian trading camp nj
Keam's canyon, Arizona. and accumu.
lated quite a nice fortune. Several
years ago no sold out his business,
on ancount of failing health. 10 J /.
Hnbbeil. His heart then gave him
trouble aud he visited England
About the first of the year no re.
turned. but his health was stii had.
and In May last he returned to Eng
land.
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Notice Of Forest Reserve Lieu
Selection.-(2556.)

United States Land Office,
Santa Fe, N. NJ, Dec. 10, 1904.
Notice Is hereby given that the Sac.
Ia Fe Pacific Railroad Company, by
Howell Jones, It's Land Commissioner,
whose Post Office address Is Topeka,
Kansas. applied at the U. S. Land
office, at Santa Fe, New Mexico, on
November rs, 1904, under the provis-
ions Of the Act of Congress OF June
ith, 1897, to make Forest Reserve
Lieu Selection, in lieu of lands sur
rendered by said company in the San
Francisco Mountains Forest Reserve,
Arizona, 20 The United States, for the
following described tracts Of surveyed
public lands, to-wit:
Lot No. 2 of the n. T.. IA of Sec.
ton No. 3. Township 1G North, Range
l3 East Of the New Mexico Meridian.
Within the Thirty 800 days
period OF publication of the notice of
such application, protests against
said application and selection on tn
ground that the lands described, or
any part thereof, are more valuable
for mineral than for agricultural pur-
poses, should be filed in said land Of.
flee at Santa Fe, New Mexico.
MANUEL X. OTERO, Register.
First Publication, Dec. IS. 1904
80
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II was much afflicted with scia-
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5cdgwick Co, Kan, going about on
was induced to try Billiards. Snow
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Christmas and New Year Holiday
Rates.

The santa Fe will sell rouod trip
tickets. Dec. "a, IS. &c, 81, 1901 and
January LIST and 2nd, 1905. with final
return limit Of January 4th. 1905. at
rate of one fare for the round "Trip
10 points IN Colorado. New Mexico
and TT Paso. to points In Kansas.
Nebraska. Oklahoma and Iad.an Ter.
ritory at rate of n fare Plus 80 cent?
aud 10 points Ia Illinois. iowa and
Missouri at rate of Va fare Sne one.
third east OF tho Missouri river plus
one fare aud 50 cents wess OF the
Missouri river.
For further particulars inquire al
ticket office W. J, LUCAS. Agent.