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The Saint Paul globe., 1904-01-31

They're making fun of you" de-
clared the girl reproachfully.
"Strangers-strangers," Mr.. Range
was muttering to himself
He looked quite shabby and worn
out as he stood there, and his two
comrades instinctively felt a pang of
regret that his humiliation should be
so deep.
Come with US to the King" shout
ed dozen gas ranges in unison. "He
will surely make you Court Jester"
"He looks as if he NEEDED Court
Plaster" volunteered another migrate,
snickering.
Let's Cor spoke up Catheline.
Perhaps the King will be more con-
sideraten
With a howling mob at their heels,
composed not only of gas cooking
stoves, but new-fangled egg beaters
and complicated wringing machines,
the three wanderers walked down the
street in the direction of the royal pal
ace.
Mr.. Range seemed dazed. He looked
from one side to the other, shaking
his head all the while.
| Both Catheline and Cuthbert stood
The Saint Paul globe., 1904-01-31

number Then poured
double Then
third last manipulation, he repoud from number
until their equal
tell relative of milk
water n of
l. the dusky seenader. there is hidden city
The Saint Paul globe., 1904-01-31

prizes ST. ingenious puzzles
divided among sending
puzzles carefully LLOYD EDITOR CARE
THIS PAPER
quantity
the other held a certain quantity of milk
The Saint Paul globe., 1904-01-31
The Story Of a Queer Voyage
on the Grim Old Stove to
the Land Of Cooks
BY w. L. LARNE
illustrated by the Author.

,<r'M JUST as hungry l can be. walled Cuthbert
- here it is six o'clock and the folks not ii
u sight"
The Washington times., 1904-12-04

that Cornelius holds rank in the army,
as lieutenant Of the Twelfth Regiment,
New York National Guard. OF course
the secretary is expected to wear uni
form on all official occasions. and any
time ne Is liable to meet the Emperor
besides. A lieutenancy Is not much. to
be sure, but seeing that among titled
persons in Germany. man begins with
the lieutenant" the distinction is not TO
be sneezed at. Besides. a lieutenant is
easily turned into a colonel The newly
elected governor OF New York need but
invite Cornelius 10 his stam, and the
coionelship is ready. gorgeous shoulder
straps and all.
At the great court functions the first
secretary of embassy holds third rank
among siXty-siX. That means there are
siXty-three classes OF human beings be-
low him under the Emperor's roof, with
out counting the servants The first
secretary is not quite as good as the
The Washington times., 1904-12-04
THE coUNTRYMANs MsTAKE.

A raw-looking individual. with the
sweet perfume Of clover and timothy
suu elinging 20 him. wandered into a
Sixth Street saloon yesterday afternoon.
He was Joined by a friend, who intro
duced him to another friend. and the
three lined up before the bar and order
ed the bartender 70 open three bottles
OF beer.
While they were drinking a Salvation
Army lass entered the saloon. with her
bright blue uniform and tinkling tam
BOURNE on collecting tour. She step
ped up TO the cOunUyman with her
tambourine extended. lie dropped a So
cent piece in it and she started 20 walk
on. when Reuben shouted after her:
SAY. we've forgot my change, amt
yeg" How much do you want?' in
quired the lassie. Il want % cents in
change" The girl gave him the money
and passed quietly out.
A few minutes later the bartender.
who rad one eye on the trio. insinuated,
in the polite way bartenders have. that
he Hould like his pay for the beer then
vanishing down the thrOats OF the three
thirsty guests. At this Reuben showed
surprise and some anger
"See here. young feller. didn't / just
pay you for them three b0ttles2"
.Wot We givin' us?' growled the bar
tender. reaching for his maiiet Paid
who?"
why paid yer cashier. There she
goes now with her blue uniform, b.
gosh. st. Louis Gloys-Demoerat.
The Washington times., 1904-12-04

more than a sugar refiner II ten times
an 'eXcellency'-Of the worlds CONNER
cial miliiOnaires, the Vanderbilts alone
are not directly associated with trade
marks, factories, slaughter-hOuses and
bucket shops. Pronounce me a COM
moner." continued the blue-bloOded mar
shal with tine disdain, If / do not think
that the family sprung into existence
with the rank IF commodore. Our fu-
tuTe first secretary of embassy's grand
father must have been Of lesser coase-
quence before attaining the title, 10 be
sure, but il he waa ] do not know il nor
does anyone else. The Commodore is
regarded as a sort of ancient baronial
style and uiuety-niue out Of every hun
dred Europeans of consequence consider
the VanderbHts as old as the republic.
If not older"
Thus brilliant social position is
assured TO Cornelius beforehand. and
what is more. the distinction Is freely
granted, not merely acceded. by the
Kaiser's command as WAS the ease
with Potts formal naval attache here.
With respect 90 Potts. the army and
navy did not take kindly 10 him. the
great mobiles following suit. and though
his majesty tried hard 10 smooth mat
ters. out of consideration for President
Roosevelt, Potts never attained any
standing at court or iu soctety-this
despite his pretty wife. through whom
he commanded considerable money.
Position Calls for Display.
Al the imperial court. diplomats OF
the rank OF ambassador and first Sec
retary or embassy play very large
part. restricted only by their financial
standing. As money will cut no figure
i'm the Vanderbilt establishment To be.
same may be pronounced "A big and
dazzling success beforehand
Cornelius is democratic young man.
but democracy won't go" iu Berlin.
Here he viii have to live up 10 the
dignity of his station" and il ne
proves at all backward the persuasive
Emperor viii doubtless prod him To
make the most OF his position and
money. William dearly loves display.
and has always some financially de
ranged mobiles ON his list who have
things 10 sell or rent to those able 10
pay cxorbitaut prices. The late Will
liam Walter phelps. though worth
twenty millions of dollars. had some
difficulty in finding a suitable mansion
in Berlin, now that American diplo-
mats outTauk the British and Russian
variety, there are plenty Of palaces
al the disposal of our representatives.
Mr. Vanderbilt can choose between the
town residences of the Pucilcrs, Hohen-
lohcs. and half "a dozen other sc-li-
royal houses-mansions that look very
imposing from the outside, though
their plumbing may be sadly IN need Of
The Washington times., 1904-12-04
Kaiser Wilhelm Pleased
With Selection of
President.
His Majesty IS Chummy
With New Legation
Secretary.

way. though IN the matter Of uniforms
and gold lace he is outdOing the repre-
sentative OF Chile even. Cornelius Van
derbilt. on his part. promises 10 be a
man after the Kaiser's heart IN that re-
spect He must keep at least thirty
carriage horses and fivs' or six Iiding
horses. not much. seeing that the EN-
perOr has $50 at his disposal As first
secretary he IS entitled 10 drive with
four hOrses-these things are regulated
by law in Germany-but already it is
limited that his majesty. by special war
rant, viii permit him 10 drive with six
Further, he intends 10 allow Cornelius
TO furnish his gala coach with fecchj;
that is. decorated straps for fOotmen,
TO furnish his gala coach with fiocchi:
no fOotmen, for without fiocchi the
fOotmen would fall into the gutter, lest
they be acrObats. Thus the unheard OF
docchi privilege really means the right
to hire human beings 10 masquerade In
a powdered wig. silver lace coat. and
pink stockings, over cOttOn-stuf1ed
calves, 10 balance behind ones back on
a board. one foot wide by three long.
The Washington times., 1904-12-04

duced Bishop Wilberforce to bring the
matter before conyocation in 1870
To his surprise and qualification a
committee was appointed 20 undertake
the task, of which. as the man best fit-
ted for the position, he was made chair
man.
Silver "Life Pass"
1t has been said that he possesses "a
gold pass that enables him 70 travel free
on any English railroad. This is a slight
exaggeration. but he has "a silver life
pass" on the Great Eastern. which he
won. so TO speak. I'm a railroad accident
on that line.
On that unfortunate occasion both his
legs were broken, but while he lay in
agony he administered spiritual consola-
tion to q fellow-sunerer by the disaster
The Washington times., 1904-12-04
THE AGED BISHOP OF GLOUCESTER
HAS NOW DETERMINED TO RETIRE
For Years One of the
Most Ardent of Alpine
Climbers.
London, Dec. 3.

London, Dec. g.
A LTHOUGH when it was rumored
" last August that Dr. Enicott.
n Bishop Of Gloucester. whose
latest portrait is here shown.
was about 10 vacate his see the aged
prelate gave a vigorous denial to the
story. his approaching retirement is
now authoritatively announced.
Born eighty-fve years ago, with a
record Of forty-one years service on the
Episcopal bench he is easily the doyen
OF Anglican bishops. Until a very re-
cent period his bodily and mental
strength seemed little impaired by the
assaults Of time
Crossed a Glacier.
For many years he was one of the
most ardert Of Alpine climbers. and
when be was nearly seventy he crossed
tie AIctsch glacier alone and in "A
snowstorm AT dinner that same night
ne made light of his adventure.
A hard worker all his life. and proud
of his health and strength. he has at
last reluctantly yielded to the persua-
sions Of his friends that he should de-
vote what remains of his life 10 the
rest he has so richly earned.
Student of History.
To him, more than TO anybody else
the church IS indebted for the Revised
Version of the New Testament At Cam
bridge. in his young days, he devoted
himself TO its historical study. Bring
ing to his task. as the years went by,
the accumulatlons OF a profound schol-
arship and intimate acquaintance with
Hebrew literature, he became convinced
of the necessity FOR "a new translation.
But he feared that he could not arouse
sufficient interest and sympathy in the
project 10 obtain the sanction of the
church for the work and 1t was more
OT less as a fOrlOrn hope that he in
The Washington times., 1904-12-04

repair-pTOvided they have plumbing,
for some noble lords have 10 this day
disdained such modern innovations" i"
as stationary bathtubs. etc AT all
events Cornelius can get any palace
he wants, beautifully furnished, too,
and $1,000 dollars spent for sanitary
improvements viii put it IN frst-rate
order. II IS possible, though, that the
prince or count, his landlord, may stip-
ulate that he remove the plumbing at
the expiration Of the lease.
The Kaiser is particularly delighted
The Washington times., 1904-12-04

London, Dec 3.
ITHOUGH when il was rumored
last August that DR.. Enicott.
\ Bishop OF Gloucester. whose
latest portrait is here shown,
The Washington times., 1904-12-04

Emperor and his family or the political
head OF the state. the chancellor. but
may regard himself peer Of the princes
and dukes, tEat up TO the great Ma
pOieOn's times. ruled a couple acres or
German soil "by divine right" Cor
nelius may not feel fiattered, h4t on
their grace's and highnesses' part, it's
an awful bit Of condescensIon, the prize
Of many yeas lighting and backbiting.
for while dethroned, the former toy
mOnarchs have not forgotten their erst-
while sublimity. and in their heart Of
hearts think themselves sky-high above
a mere plebeian. even though he repre-
sent a mighty government.
Gorgeous Equipages.
All the ambassadors in Berlin vie with
each other in the display or equipage
and fine horse flesh. Only the present
incumbent OF the American Office has
never cared TO assert himself in that
The Washington times., 1904-12-04
Church Is Indebted to
Him for Revised New
Testament.

midnight at an interesting period OF the
game.
Probably the story is apocryphai. but
Il illustrates his devotion TO the gresn
cloth and ivory balls. He narrowly
missed being Archb; shop OF Canterbury.
Disraell strongly urging his claims 70 It
as long ago as 1868. But the Queen for
once disregarded her favorite premisr's
recommendation and appointed Dr. TAFT
TO the vacant see.
The Washington times., 1904-12-04

The perioC Immediately following this
terrible experiences he has described as
time spent with the angels"
For all that he Is a very human type
of man, with none of the ascetic's at
titude toward life He knows how 10
enjoy himself, and no dou5- his mastery
of the art Of recreation accounts in no
small measure for his vigor and longev-
iLV
Fond of Billiards.
Quite late in life he took 70 cycling
and he stin plays a good game Of oil-
lizards.
IL is related of him that. playing at
Lord Ducte's one Saturday night. ne
regretted that some one had not exercised
sufficient forethought To put -ack re
hands OF the clock. which pointed to
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1904-04-15

county attorney or not. At
least I am not ready to have my
candidacy announced. lam con-
sidering the matter, however,
and for the present am in the
hands of my friends.
Conductor Harry Work: eyes
terday's snow storm was general
all along the line. 1t was snow
ing when We'left ST. Cloud and
the storm seemed to grow
stronger as we came north.
Lots of seeding has been done in
the southern section of-the:
state. =
5.Just In s..z.47=-
Three thousand feetzof garden
hose. All qualities, all prices.
Jerrard Plumbing Co.
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49,
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FOR SALE-Bar fixtures at a
bargain. Bacon & Browne.

FOR SALE At a bargain, single
buggy and single harness.
~ Phone III.
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cant scratch or bruise
becomes a bad ulcer OF
sore. At this time of
life warty growths,
moles and pimples that
have been on the body
almostfro1n birth begin
to inha1ne and tester,
and before very long
are large eating ulcers.
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THE=PUBLIC EXAMINER.

Few men who have held pu bllc
office in Minnesota have made
such tremendous mistakes and
have so abused their trust as has
Public Examiner Johnson. John
son has sought noteriety by
dragging men down and by at.
tacking them on all sorts sof
trivial pretexts. His zeal to make
a record for himself has lead him
into the widest attacks upon men
Of nquestioned integrity and he
has finched from no pettiness
and meanness in his attempt to
besmirch the good names OF. IN,
nocent men.
Recently johnson has lent him
4
self to an attempt to make polit
ical capital against Bob Dunn by
conducting a searching exami
nation Of the records Of the
state auditors Office in the hope
Of finding something that might
reflect on Dunn's integrity or
ability. Johnson spent months
in this attempt and found nothing
for all his expenitureof the states
money.
An investigation is now in
progress as to- ohnson's accounts
and it is claimed that he has
sinned the same sins that he has
SO busily attempted to lay at the
door of others during his term Of
office. Whether this is SO or not
Johnson already stands convict
ed Of repeatedly attempting the
Indictment of honorable men on
the most trifling charges. No
man could do his fellow man a
greater wrong than this.
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ADJUSTMENTS

In the engagement Of the
Biascope Co. for three nights at
the City Opera house next week
Manager Wheelock offers to the.
theatre going public Of the city
something out Of the ordinary in
the line of amusement. The
moving pictures covering inter
esting current events are superb
and are not only entertaining but
as well.
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What They Say

J. P. Omich: April "A and a
bowling blizzard. Before another
winter | hope to be in a climate
that is less rigorous than this
section of Minnesota"
Judge Reynolds: 81 don't
pretend to sleep until I read the
Daily Pioneer. [ think it is the
best daily lever saw published in
a town the size. Of Remid ji~in my
life.
Attorney Henry Funkley::
have not definitely decided
whether / will be a candidate for
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reater wrong than this.

IT is one of the merchants big
problems to know how much
money it is best for him to pay
for his advertising and where he
had best spend it. tits a hard
nut to crack for those who put
their serious attention to it and
too many merchants failtodo this.
BUTT is safe to say that since
the ST. Paul Globe fasco Of this
week not many merchants
in this city will be very enthusi-
astic over spending money out of
town for advertising. So far as
the Pioneer is concerned we have
attempted to confne our solicit
tations foradvertising to a strict.
3
" business basis and to assist the
merchant in getting the largest
possible returns from the money
he spends for advertising. That
the Pioneer has had some sue
cess in this its advertising col
umns attests and we hope to
make them demonstrate what
paying advertising is more and
more clearly each day and week
and month.
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The recent village and city
elections in northern Minnesota
have not been encouraging to the
advocates of socialism as a polit-
ical principal. The socialists UP
! to the present election have had
. slow but steady growth and in
some localities in northern Min
nesota gave evidence of soon be-
ing able to hold the balance of
power. The recent elections
however show a marked falling
o6 in voting strength and it is
possible that the socialist party
ahas passed the zenith of its pow
II ii practical politics, IN north
am Minnesota.
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HELP WANTED.

WANTED For U. S. Army able
bodied, unmarried men be-
tween ages Of 81 and IS, citi-
zens Of United States, Of a
good character and temperate
habits, who can speak, read
and write English. For in
formation apply to Recruiting
Officer, Miles block, Bemidji,
MINI.
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If your tongue gets too nimble
with other peoples private affairs
let it taste this from Miss News
and Comment, "A character
ruined by SANDER crys to heaven
for vengeance and not in vain.
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Evvv~v~~~~~v~1
Pits Fits N 0 R T H !
( 7 H E OUUNlNI !
EaAA1A.a1AAIaz.a< A<1n<A,a
Hospital for Ada.
Wagon box factory for Moor
head.
Mora is worth $133,OO0 and
some odd cents and wants water
works.
Another brewery is found
necessary to quench Crooks tons
thirst.
Albert Berg seems to be the
exception to the rule that pond.
erous bodies move slowly.
Senator Burton's conviction is
a .ssolemn sermon for socialism
according to the Fergus Falls
y = -Ls
Globe. 1.s-::=s=ss
Some north country editors
are left with grit emo ugh to talk
of honking geese. They have
our admiration.
It's not every man that has the
honor of being forced to keep
right on denying that he is a
candidate for attorney general.
Senator Mccarthy has.
If your tongue gets too MIN BILE.
with other peoples private affairs
let it taste this from Miss News
and Comment, "A character
ruined by SANDER crys toheaven
for vengeance and not in vain.
It seems a shame to borrow
from Editor Greeley every day
but we can't afford to miss such
things like this, ''Some men
never change their mind for. the
same reason thatan Indian never
changes his nightgroWn."
Various north country news
papers are publishing seductive
looking anecdote that winds up
with one pregnant line, Opera
house, Wednesday night, which
makes one feel like he had fallen
fourteen stories. Have you had
/ the sensation yet?
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GANGER0U ULCERS
ROOTED iN=THEZBLO

Afer the ageof IS 5o when the vital powers
noticed that hurt Of any kind heals slowly aud often
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FOUND-Silver handled um.
brella May be had by prov
ing property and paying adVer
Using charges at this Office.

FOR SALE Good folding bed
at less than half price. In
quire at Hotel Bemidji.
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Because

are sort of staple style is no reason why the.
should be common place when we have The
Hart, Schafner Marx line to offer there
is no good reason for veal ing anything less
desirable suits from. .............
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Al ert~Berg seems to be the
exception to the rule that pond.
erous bodies move slowly.
Senator Burton S conviction is
a Solemn sermon for socialism
according to the Fergus Falls
Globe.

It's not every man that has the
honor of being forced to keep
right on denying that he is a
candidate for attorney general.
Senator Mccarthy has.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-02-25
Let the Children Have Pets.

Nearly all children love animals and
should be allowed to have one of some
kind for pet wherever possible. One
bringing uE of children is foresight
and yet it is the most important and
Imperative Of necessities in the mother
Who conscientiously tries to do her
duty. How often do YOU hear: "Oh,
what's the use? We may all be dead a
year from now" This is both true and
tritc yet is Il most pernicious mode of
reasoning 4 child who cares for a
helpless kitten is unconsciously foster
ing the instinct of motherhood. The fact
that he or she is needful to the little
creature produces the same glow which
we experience in after life when we
minister to the wants of the tiny little
toddlers who have not yet learned to
do for themselves. Seldom will child
forget to feed pet if he Is once given
the responsibility, all Of which cult
Yates thoughtfulness and diverts from
self. They do not know that the sweet
est thing in life is to be needed, that
we need to be needed above all else,
but We know and should not rob them
Of this keenest and most innocent Of
pleasures. instead of enumerating the
disadvantages and drawbacks Of hav-
ing a cat or og around the house when
the desire Is wistfully expressed by the
little folks. look ahead and remember
that you are here given the opportu-
nifty Of planting the seed of a better,
stronger and more unself1sh soicitude
for the care of those little human pets
without which no life is fully lived.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-02-25

best adapted. Then, with n rrsohlte
purpose, she should push into her
chosen line of work, determined to let
nothing stand in the way of her sue
cess If she Is not compelled to earn
her own living, but is simply entering
the business world in order to procure
little extra pocket money or become
independent in many cases 1t is far
better for her to remain at home and
perfect herself i'll household duties
learn to make her own clothes, trim
har own hats, make dainty collars for
herself and do many other of the nice
little domestic tasks that fall to the lot
Of women If she has II calling i'll any
line, however-though she may not be
compelled to earn her own living say.
by all means let her cultivate her par
ticu!ar talent In fact, she will do so
anyway Poverty, discouragements
nothing will keep her from it. What is
in her is bound to manifest itself.
though it may require the patience OF
JOB in attaining results. - Chicago
Tribune.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-02-25
Horseback RiNinE.

There is nothlng that SO develops the
beauty OF Womta as horseback riding.
Ii not only develops beauty of form
and coinpie eXion. but maintains it.
Aside from the beauty of face and
form which attracts, eqneStrlaniSn
develops beauty OF character Which
makes friends and an ability to hold
them. 1t is universally admitted that
American women are the most beauti-
full And the most beautiful Ameri-
can women are the cQucStrianS W 10
has not seen or heard OF the sweet
Kentucky belle, with her Nenns-like
figure, bright. laughing eyes, Il beau
tiful complexion that would put tie
damaSk rose to shame Il pose. Il &i'aGf,
artistic lines that are beyond the poet
to describe or the artist to rcprodnrcf Z
This beauty of face form and eharac=
ter is the inherited and acquired result
Of Observation-Disclosures York Medical
Journal.