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Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1904-03-16
THE LIONS MOUTH.
The Old Venetian Idea is Adapted BY a
Progressive American Newspaper
TO Meet Modern Requirements.

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readers each month. To enter the contes,
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CoLHER's for the current month and answer
the two or three questions which are printed
in each issue. giving such opinion and sug-
geStions as may aid in improving the paper.
CoLLfER's aims in this way % secure The
assistance II every one Of It's readers in max
ing the PAPER more 10 their liking. Every
reader. in fact. becomes one Of the editors
and has his voice in building the greatest
illustrated journal Of the age.
The FIRST prize each month. awarded for
themost helpful suggestion, il go in cash.
with a second prize If s25 IN cash. and
eighteen other prizes Of sets of books. rang
ing in valve from $50 down % s.. making in
all So Of value given i'm prizes each month
There are, IN addition. cumulative cash
prizes. forthose who win prizes in successive
months. and a big cash prize II Al go for
the most valuable suggestions during 1908
For the convenience Of intending contes-
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newsdealers. all the copies Of CoIfrrr-s for
the current month Will Doe sent rostpsid
together with handsome proofof a q ravin,
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Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1904-03-16
MILITARY STORIES.
Soldier Who Was Punished and r
Busier Who Was Excused.

soldier Who Was Punished and n
Bugier Who Was Excused
From one OF the French naval ports
comes an interesting story of an incl
dent which recently occurred there. A
general holding high command made
lis appearance suddenly at the bar
racks OF an infantry regiment which.
I'm obedience 10 his orders. was PROMPT
~ drawn up i'm the yard. Then ne ex-
planned the reason i'm a brief address.
lie said that as le was walking I'm
the town attired I'm mufti ON the pre-
vicuS day "a man belonging 10 the
corps who was the worse FOR liquor.
accostcd him rudcly and asked him TO
stand him 81 drink let him step out
OF the ranks" he concluded. Immedi-
ateiy a huSicr emerged and. salutinc.
said, 1T is I. mon general"
The incident is characteristic. and
apropos of &c we are reminded OF such
am adventure which bcrell a certain
French marshal. 4 grenadier who wa 3
cNaSperatcd AT some injustice that
had been dome him pointed his pistol
at the marshal and pulled the trigger.
but 81 did not 20 on. Without moving
a muscle the veteran cried. -Four DAYS
in the cells Tor keeping your arms IN
a bad state
The busters honesty can scarcely
have failed to %" am cNtcnuation of his
oucuse iu the eyes of the general.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1904-03-16
SOLAR HEAT WAVES.
The sun and the Hot stove Pour out
the same Kind OF Energy.

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%
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'''"''' mere "I" in general
.'''N' " "'N d" N".Su neat can
''U '''"' one "ou! 10 an
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'''-''' "o "'N' Two are "'pehdeht
80 ''.0 p''N'iCe Oh matter Inc l'J-
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81 '0C'''c meat -! CON
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80 - ',''.' ION 'Nc neat oe-
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y, N,''' ''o' Us warmth
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Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1904-03-16
DOMESTIC NEGLECT.
The Tragedy OF Little Things That
Are Left Vndonc

Inc tragedy OF Little Things That
Arc Left Jndonc.
The judge and spectators in q kan
saS city courtroom laughed when q
husband testified that his wife gave
him only mechanical kisses
Then the lawyers devoted many min
uteS To- The question. "What is me-
chan.cal Kiss They decided that il
was Salutaton given only throuSh q
sense 90 duty. and Jhou they laughed
some more
They didn't 40 TAR enough. They
might have called 10 a tra.edy.
With most women affection lasts. TX
burns aS strongly in OLD age as ia sold
en- youth. a careSs means q world u
JOY 20 Them.
some Ucn forget. They grow care.
less. CarclcSsuCss is often species OF
selhShncS>. Once il was q privilege 10
press 81 lovers kiss on the Inns or d
wife ot the door whom leaving in Tie
morninS. aS0in ais warm greeting
that always marked the homecoming
nj night
And one morning the man forgot the
careSS and lost himself in business
And a shadow fell ON a romance. and
the woman wept She tried To be brave
and sensible. She tried to laugh NJ the
silly fear that De didn't care for her.
She assured herself 81 hundred times
that 10 was such 81 little thinc and thar
IL was natural Toy him IN forSet and
That 10 was unreasonable for her I'd cN-
poet the Joy of thc honeymoon throuEh
lie. She wiped away hcr rnar-S and Pa
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1904-03-16

There are mo- better horScmen ina the
world than The cavalry officers of the
italian army. Vet even among them
there are very few who could perform
the feat recently achieved by one of
thcm
To ran an ordinary foot race is easy
enough. bur to run az fun speed for
several hundred yards holding I'm one
hand spoon ON which rests am c.s
and To reach The goal without dropping
the egg is a feat which must Ice prac-
uccd carefully long time before il
can hc performed successfully. and ais
a result there are not many who can
lie sure of accomplishing il whenever
they Try. Great. therefore was the
surprise when am Italian officer mount
cd on horseback performed this dill
cult feat Moreover. hc selected a
course in which there were two or
three high fences. and these he cleared
nj fun gallop without losing the egg.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1904-03-16
a COMIC Tragedy.
The Audience Was Ready. hut the
show Was Tangled ID.

The Audience Was Ready. hut the
show Was Tangled ID.
John Barnard. who afterward be
same famous as the painter Of a great
panorama of Mississippi scenery. set
cut in his boyhood. in the early thir-
ties. 10 travel down the Great Water
IN a datboat with number Of compan-
Ions. They built their boat on the Wa
bash and were 90 pay their way 10y
exhibiting dioramic views I'm the cabin
at landings Unfortunately tie can
delights were not then shining
through the Sycamorc~ along the Wa
bash. and before tie adventures reach.
CD settled region they ram out OF pro-
visions. In the woods they could find
nothing but papaws. luscious at first.
but quickly cloyin-.
For two days. wrote the sixteen.
ycar-old BaRyard we had nothing
whatever to cat but those awful M.
paws. The very sight or memory of
one made me shudder Then. ON low
iuL sunny afternoon. we approached
SLawu,etown. Ill., ou the Ohio river.
where We were advertised to exhibit.
As we came iu we could see ON tile
bank crowd of people. some car
ried chickens. some cg-s some vans
some potatoes. some 'silc meat" Oha-
COM and some coumoal our dinner
was In sight, Tor an those things were
intended a> payment FOR admission az
the door. aul an were good"
our stomachs hungercd. and our
mouths watered FOR the fcaSt. but.
alas. we were too caeer. WorAinc our
bcat toward land. ,ve ran upon reef
and stuck fast Every effort 10 set us
free failed. Darkness came on. and be-
fore our eyes our "houSe" disbaudod
and went home carrying our supper
with them
Discouraged and for.orn. we turned
10 our bag OF papaws Tor what conso-
lotion we could find and then went On
sleep. In the night We hoated free and
az daylight were I'm the woods again
eight miles below those luscious pro
visions. That was one of the most
awful tragedies of ny Ufe-Youth's
Companion
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1904-03-16
EscHoL SELLERS.
TIE Original Of the Hero of Mark
Twain'- "Gtided Age"

1u1tn'z "Gltded Age"
The real uar,e of the hAb OF The
GiIded Age u.s. EschOl sellers. and
he was an inventor and an active pro-
moter very well known I'm the early
days OF the new west His father was
one of the FIRST locomotive builders in
the United States. with works at Phil
a0$lphia. ESchOl Sellers and Charles
Dudley Warner occupied adjoining
houses some years before The Gilded
Age" was written. Sellers at that time
was developing a coal field near Shaw
nectOwn. H.. at what was then and IL
ytiii known as Sellers Landing. He
was also inyenting n process after
ward largely uscd ia making paper
out OF Indian weed pulp. He was also
experimenting with the camel back
engine. Notwithstanding the fact that
Sellers enterprises were destined all
20 be successful. Charles Dudley War
ner conceived the idea that he was Il
typical visionary dreamer He there
fore suggested the name OF Eschol
Sellers for the hero Of The GiIded
Age and Mark Twain used the name.
believing IL 10 be fictitious. One OF
the first copies OF the book happened
to be seen by EschOl Sellers. who went
at once 10 Hartford and enjoined the
publication compromise was ef-
fected by which the publishers paid
Sellers 5000 for damages and cut all
or the plates. removing the name
Eschol and substituting that Of Null
berry Eschol Sellers died AT very
advanced axe M his pleasant home on
Missionary ridge. near Chattanooga.-
Washington Star.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1904-03-16
NEGOTIATE LOANS ON REAL ESTATE

form its
Fuluec COUNTIES
thee
Blue wcaltlt larkc
the The cxhau. eG rtf
the the
b vel tcl tli
dranar
corn cocau
ISOLDE 70 rfanei
anih ria,i fed
Good roads and tarnrik CEN
cd about Tien
the ystouar q
ud,t dat
iNaliat
rua
Necru Raj ude
Besides
from strains
from
capt.
of Nae
lsnd thc sind
TO
e
th lad, counties
% them o
lIrOCal rcato
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1904-03-16
PARTIAL LIST OF FARMS.


g houc and
arm
a good fl money ing
"u aSD rent oi 500
dwelling
as AcE and III mile
"
50 AcREsA desirable small BOD
S2 AoslsNo depot. Large
the one Of the best PRODUCING desirable small
Ia AchEs-Near turnpike house
ON ea % IO
desirable
in Heryvi 70 Part
q cOn with
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1904-03-16
4 bargain Hunter

1t was a pleasant looking lrishwom-
an, says the Philadelphia Ledger. who
walked into store and asked the price
of the collars she had seen displayed
in the window
Two for a quarter" said the clerk.
How much would that Ice for oueT"
Thirteen cents"
She pondered; then. with her forcdn-
ger. she seemed 10 Ice making invisible
calculations ON the sleeve of her coat.
That" she said. would make the
other collar twilvc cintS. wouldn't III
Just give me that wan"
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1904-03-16
rarIiamentary RnIinw.

He said he could not help kissing
You. whispered the first congrcSSman's
daughter. He said when he sat he
side You In the conservatory and look
cd into your eyes lac was moved by am
irresistible impulse and simply had to
kiss YOU"
Did he:" smiled the second congress
mans daughter who was listening
with some interest TO the apology thus
being made for the boldncsS of the
handsome cousin Of the other girl.
Yes. lie said it was your eyes that
won him. He
Well. he'll have To come around and
correct the minutes of that meeting.
The eyes won it, but the nose got it,"
-1udcc
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1904-03-16
CHINESE PROVERBS.

a VAIN woman is to be feared. for
she VIII sacrifice all for her pride.
a woman without children has not
YET the most precious of her jewels.
y naughty woman stumbles, for she
cannot see what may be I'm her way.
a woman DESTROYS of being seen by
men Is not trustworthy. Fear her
glance.
respect always silent woman.
Great is the wisdom of the woman
that hOldeth her tongue.
trust not the woman that thinketh
more of herself than another. Mercy
VIII not dwell in her heart.
a mother not spoken we'll of by her
children Is an enemy of the state. She
should not live within tho Kingdoms
wall
a woman that respects herself is
more beautiful than a single star:
more beautiful than many stars at
night.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1904-03-16
DOING ONES BEST.
u l. IA Good Character Forming Hab-
"a Co Cultivate

- - HRWA ' MNEaAfAtF % IN la Ilal Ia
"a to Cultivate.
This habit Of always doing ones best
enters into the very marrow OF ones
heart and character IL affects ones
bearing. ones self possession. The
man who does everything 10 finish
has a feeling of serenity. lie is not
easily thrown od his balance He has
nothing 10 fear. and he can look the
world in the face because hc feels CON
sclous that Dee has not put shoddy into
anything. tlat he has had nothing
10 10 with shams and that he has AL
ways Gone liS level host The sense Of
efficiency 81 being master Of ones
craft Of being equal 20 any emergency
the consciousness OF possessing the abil.
iiy to Go with superiority whatever one
undertake.. viii give soul satisfaction
which half hearted slipshod worker
never knows
When a man feels throbbing within
him the power to do what ne under
takes as well as 10 can possibly Doe done.
ana all his faculties say Amen" 10
what lac is doing and give their unqual-
itcd approval TO his cnorts--this is
happiness. this is success. This buoy
ant sense of power spurs the faculties
10 their fullest development. II uu-
folds the mental the moral and the
physical forces. and this very growth.
the consciousness of an expanding mcn-
taiity and of broadening horizon.
gives m added satisfaction beyond the
power of words to describe II Is =
realization o. nobility. the divinity OF
the mind.-SucccSS.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1904-03-16
1.-THE SLEEPLESS ARCH"
Old Hindoo Principle the Basis al
All Modern bridges

VA" frinciple the Basis Of
49,. "dern "ridEeS'
AI'noush the building OF great arches
- =, ul"S'irH dates beyond the ancient
ANoiian c'NliNauon. the principle that
siNes strength To the massive stone
UlIuSes oi 'ouay Is the same that built
'uT Di',iS'S OF inc Roman empire.
ne nis'or! OF bridge building is. to
To- - D,-'V'' '.le history "i TIE arch.
|l,V-D e,'i''''Ss "'S iu me truth OF the
o,N ii..i,'o S''SiilS 'nat inc arch never
because o'ch separate section
vi "iiiei IL CONSISTS "eSinnnS ai the
NJ N'o'i'' or central section. is CON
9''",s luS"'us S'ihS' It's immediate
ie'Si NUTS until 'he pressure finally
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1904-03-16
MurryinE LIZ The nnhr.

correspondent sends us an extract
from poem which recently appeared
IN South African paper. thinking we
shall approve OF its sentiments. We
10, we do. The inspired verse is emit
tied Making a Man" and begins:
Hurry the baby as fast as YOU can.
Hurry him. worry him. make him n man:
on with his baby clothes. got him Ia
pants.
Feed him on brain foods and make him
advance.
Hustle him. soon as he's able 90 walk.
Into a grammar school. cram him with
talk:
Fiji his poor head fun OF figures and
facts.
Keep on a-Jamming them in till il cracks.
London Review.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1904-03-16
HEROIC REMEDIES.
whipping. Was Prescribed at one
Time for Insanity ard rfs.

III Eealth Is bad thing M nnv time
Dut loo years ago Il was made more
terrible by the remedies In use. Blo~i.
suing OF course. was a simple affair.
writer In MacInilhn's Magazine SAYS
mat everybody was blcd twice a year
In The spring and autumn The bar
bers were the surgeons and. like wise
men. adapted their prices 20 their pa
TENTS.
gentleman who 50 INDUCED him.
SER as 10 20 To bed TO be fled was
charged half a crown and his fine lady
haif a sovereign. Certain DAYS were
nniueky for bloodletting. and nothing
would induce the BARRIERS To operate
on these occasions. Serious diseases
seem To have been beyond the medical
skill of the day. Villages ana towns
simply drove out the infected from
their midst.
Among remedies herbs OF course
played a great part. For saIves." runs
an old notebook which had n great
vogue, the country parsons wife
seeks not the city and prefers her ear-
den and fields before all outlandisb
gums Sage was held a very great
medicine. IL was even asked i'm Latin
why should any one die who has sage
In his gardenf" If any one had n dis.
ease OF the mouth. the Eighth Psalm
should be read FOR three days. seven
times~on each day. As n remedy II
was sovereign"
For insanity or fits whipping was
prescribed Little wonder that NOR
'ailty was great In old days I'm Yves
sex, England. persons with infections
diseases were confined I'm the IoclSup.
and whipping was deemed too good for
themv Should the sick De loud I'm In
menGt the watchman kept them uuict bv
this popular discipline. and one town
has upon its records. Paid r. Hav.
kins for whipping two people that had
the smallpox eightpcncc."
Fortunately the spirit OF this age is
different from that
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1904-03-16

After dancln- Cor little while many
peoples feet Svt very tender and un-
comfortable. II you are troubled i'm
this way. thy this PLAN Put ivy leaves
next the SoloS Of Your feet. inside the
stockings. Cut out the h;Sd ccntcr rib.
lay the Leaves as smoothly as possible.
draw Your stockings carefully over -
as not To DISTURBANCE them. and see that
your shoes ht just comfortably. For
Walking i'm warm weather this is am eN-
celient PLAN and prevents the feet from
getting tender New York News.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1904-03-16
LONGSTReET'S ORDERS.
The Way his soldiers Managed 60
iVade Them

The Way MS Soldiers Managed 60
Ivadc Them.
General lon-~trCot used so tell a good
many stories to show that the mon of
Eis command always treated captured
Union soldiers with as much conSidcra-
uon and kindness as was possible un-
der the circumstances. He said that
hiS orders on this point were very
strict. and he never knew any OF his
men 10 disobcy. As he went ON To OK
plain how proud he was of the record
OF his men ON this point listener en-
ploycd in enc OF the departments at
Washington Interrupted him.
IT udoubtcdly your orders were strict.
general hc said. "hut ! happen To
know that they were cvadcd. For cx-
ample. in east Tennessee You ordered
your men 10 respect the BELONGINGS Of
prisoners. and this Is the way some Of
them did ID: 1 wore good pair OF army
shoes. nearly new. one day good
natu.ed fellow in gray with no shoes
Co speak of walked along our line look
ing intcuty ot Tire shoes of the can
iurcd Uuion.St~. lie put his foot by
TIE side oi Maine and. rcmarking that /
WaS just his size. added: odd Pete
lLongStrcctl say, he viii have every
man shot who steals anything from q
prisoner. TO save my life. won't Won
trade shoes with mc: For must have
them shoes OF course traded. as
did other prisoners"
AZ This LouSStrcet smiled. hut insist
ed that the story didn't prove any
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1904-03-16
~ DYSPEPS C0..L
WA SIS M 81 FL 81 @ Sd DlGESTS WHAT YOU
M M s. M s. @ tn m WI sells m oors
M NJ 49, VE
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Steam Cmanating from boiling milk
IL condensed would become water
This may be seen i'm the manufacture
of condensed milk. which is only Ordi-
nary milk boiled down until the water
is out of It, IL liquid which contains
solid bodies in solution be evaporated.
the solids are left behind. That this
is so may be shown by adding 10 wa
ter that is TO be distilled trace OF
magenta and little salt. The dis
titled water has no taste and is color
less. The magenta is generally de-
posted upon the sides Of the boiling
vessel
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1904-03-16
Imitatin~ color Kindness.

one can sometimes initiate the ef-
tects OF color blindness through over
Fatigue of The eye. Thus Mr.. Brett.
the English painter. told the members
Of the Royal Astronomical society that
I'M painting 81 scarlet Seranium after
WorGinS at il for 81 quarter Of an hour
The artist VIII not know that il is
scarlet at aN but Will 80 on painting
II as il il were black or colorleSS.
Rcd he explained, lis "a very irritant
color TO thc rctin3.' and hc added that
you cam look ot green until all is
blue"
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1904-03-16
THE COURIER

The Coz IER. as YOU are aware. is
the only newspaper in Clarke county.
There Is no need of another. because
this Journal covers the local field 50
completely and promptly with uniyer.
sal satisfaction, that it has long since
been recognized as permanent in
Stitution.
We are eudeavoring to get the
COURIER into every Clarke county
home. and our efforts are meeting
wiki a great deal of success.
Il will cost just One DOLLAR
to have the COURIER mailed to your
address for a whole year. You Will
then get all of the county news.
Send for free sample copy.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1904-03-16

The sacred fires al India have not all
been cNtinguiShcd. The most ancient
which sill exists was conSecrated
twelve centuries ago in CONTAMINATION
of the voyage made by the ParSccs
when they migrated from Persia To
India. The lire is fed five times every
two hours with Sandalwood and other
fragrant materials combined with very
Irv fuel
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1904-03-16

Dentist after struggling for twenty
minutes in vain endcavor Co extract
the toothl-I must say you-yOu have
the firmest tooth | ever had-to deal
with. Patient-Im in nae hurry It's
graun' practice for We. an it'll teach
We that we maun a work for cor liy-
in's
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1904-03-16

Has your husband bjrthmark or
anything 81 thaj kind 10y which he
may he identihcI:" asked the dctcc-
tive
The deserted wife reelected "a mo-
mcut
Eyes. sir" She said. lie has a sort
of hansdos look ON his face. and it
was born With him, l guess. "-C Chicago
Tribune
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1904-03-16
A FEW
WORDS ABOUT
J0BPRIN7INC

1t used to be that the quality Of
Job Printing did not amount 70
much' so far as success in business
was concerned. Any business man
or woman could get along fairly well
without 1t. But We live in another
and altogether different era.
Today it is necessary for business
people to have neat stationery if thew
intend to occupy prominent place
among their competitors.
When you see a piece Of job print
ing crowded and the type damned
too close together, with dir;y-looking
ink aud finger marks sneared over
It, on low grade of paper. it doesn't
speak well for the firm which uses it.
In fact, YOU don't have the same
opinion Of that place as you have of
the man whose stationery is clearly
printed with good ink on the best
grade Of paper.
The quality of stationery reflects
the standing Of ones business. Its
therefore a duty YOU owe TO Yourself
TO have good printing.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1904-03-16
4 Iin.I RnN

Bcrtic-I don't want To so To bed yet.
sis. want To see You and Mr. Shcp-
herd play cards I.ucic-Nou wicked
boy. 10 think We should Go such a
thing, We never do it, Bcrtie-But |
heard mamma tell YOU 10 mind how
YOU played your cards when Mir. Shep-
herd came
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1904-03-16

Pa" said little Johnny. teacher is
thinking about promoting me-"
How Go YOU know"
Prom what she said today"
And what was thatE"
"She said 1t kept on I'd belong tc
the criminal class"
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1904-03-16

The man 10 pick out TO appreciate
the joke Won want To tell him is the
fellow who is waiting TO borrow -
from you when YOU get through telling
it, New York Press.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1904-03-16
I.nborIous search.

We'll" said BOrroughS. that's the
hardest work know"
What is"
ITO find somebody that's easy 10
work. Philadelphia Ledger.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1904-03-16
4 Precnutfon.

4 farmer wrote To- his lawyer as fol-
lows: "Will YOU please tell me whore
YOU learned 10 write: have boy
wish To send To- school and | am afraid
| may hit upon The Same school that
YOU went to"