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The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1904-03-09
NEW TRAIN SERVICE.
Southern Pacific Puts on Through
SleeperS Between Dallas and
Beaumont.

Railroad Officisls Agree to Requests
Of Residents Along the Line of
the Texas & New Orleans and 20
Them One Better-BOth Trains
Connect With Sunset Limited to
and From New OrIeans-Dining
Car Service.
An announcement of much i'm
bOrtance to citizens of East Texas
and on the line between Dallas
and New Orleans, has just been
made by officials of the Southern
faclhc and the official statement
Is made that on Sunday. March
o, a brand-new train service will
go into effect between Dallas and
beaumont, which not only will
prove of great convenience and
SomfOrt to travellers between
those two points but will afford
facilities not existing heretofore,
for residents of East Texas to
travel to and from New Orleans
and to points in the southeastern,
eastern and Atlantic States be-
yond. The matter has been un-
der consideration by the traffic
and operating officials of the
Southern Pacific for some time,
but it was not thought expedient
to put on the improved equip
ment until the new road-b of
the T.. & N. o. should have been
gotten into better and firmer
condition to withstand the heavy
travel. This condition has about
been reached, and now arrange
ments have been made to put on
q Pullman standard sleeping car
to operate exclusively for the
benefit of travel between Dallas
and Beaumont, and it is proposed
to arrange the schedule so that
the train carrying this sleeper
may make connection at Beau
mont with the famous Sunset
Limited of the Southern Pacific's
main line, both east to New
Orleans and west to California.
The new train will leave Dallas
at 600 o'clock p. M, and arrive
at Beaumont at $40 a. M, in time
to make connection with the east
bound Sunset Limited which
leaves Beaumont for New Orleans
at 9:O5 a. M, arriving at New
Orleans at 6:45 p. M, in ample
time to make all night connec-
tiOns with the various lines
running east and north from
New Orleans. The Sunset Linn
tied carries an elegantly equip
ped dining Car, SO another attract
-ive and comfortable feature is
added.
The north bound schedule of
1.-THE new train is arranged so as
ltO leave Beaumont at $50 p. M,
utter having taken passengers
from the west bound Sunset
9kimited which arrives at. Beau
mont at $50 p. m, from New
Orleans. Arriving at Dallas at
1910 noon, passengers reach the
Gity in time for dinner and for
the transaction of business.
The new equipment and
schedule is expected to work big
changes in routing travel be-
tween Dallas and New Orleans,
Tor the traveller has the advant-
lGge of sleeping and dining cars
practically all the way through.
WANTED FAITHFUL PERSON TO
CALL ON retail trade and agents for
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1904-03-09

Railroad Officisls Agree to Requests
Of Residents Along the Line Of
the Texas & New Orleans and 20
Them One Better-BOth Trains
i. Connect With Sunset Limited to
and From New Orleans-Dining
Car Service.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1904-06-03
SPRING AWAk ENIN q.

Wan the winds drag at the branches
81 OF the live oaks In the street,
SsWhmn each breath Is like the quaffing
OF wine cup deep and sweet.
\ And the blossoms beckon to you.
And the perfumed breezes WOO you,
Don't YOU feel 1t coursing through you,
III All the springtimes diablerie, till you
cant control your feet:
"A Can't you see the plowman standing
VS. III the furrow by his team?
Can't you sec the smoky waters
n or the river twist and CLEAN?
Cant you see the cloudlets sailing?
Can't you see the branches trailing?
Hear the hailing contemplating
Il OF the birds to one another like the
si& voices in q dream?
Out along the dusty highways
5 Where wide shadows lie and cool,
In the bosky glens and byways,
VI BY each whipping waysidc pool.
There the soul of spring is stirring,
Newborn insects wings are whirring,
N Like kittens happy purring.
And the children gather flowers as they
# take their way to school.
-. M. Lewis, in Houston Post.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1904-06-03
TANNING A FIERCE TIGER.
Inxemious Ruse Of wild Animal
Trainer That Was Entirely
Successful.

The trainers of wild beasts show q
good deal of originality in devisine
means to subdue intractable animals
The Philadelphia Record quotes Mr.
Lover, superintendent of the Zoolog-
ical park in that city, as thus describ-
ing how a tiger became reconciled to
it's attendant:
know named Melchior. He once
bought a magnificent Bengal tiger
which he got at low price because
it had already killed two men.
At first Melchior would put his foot
or his hand into his cage, but from the
way the tiger would leap at him h.
knew that to put himself entirely in
it's power would be suicide. Nothing
he could do would establish FRIEND
IL relationship between himself aid
the tiger.
Some originality was needed, aId
Melchior showed it by taking some
old clothes, stuffing them with rags
and throwing them into the cage. The
tiger in jiffy tore the old clothes
to pieces, thinking that the figure was
a human being. w -
Next day and the next day and the
next Melchior continued to throw in
to the tiger stuffed figures and the
tiger continued to destroy them. But
as time passed the animal ceased to
put heart into its work and in thu
end it gave up altogether these at
tacks on the scarecrows; 1t would just
play with them, or else not notice
them at all. H."
. Now was Melchior's time. He
opened the cage door one morning.
walked in boldly and slapped the tiger
Familiarity on the back. 1t gave him
a friendly look and purred. It took
him for another manikin not worth
bothering about. 1t lived seven years
with Melchior and became as gentle
as a kitten.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1904-06-03
4 kkl:5M Z ]! + "a |
His Position.

Il have heard or read somewhere"
unused the young lover, that Words"
worth, or some such name, the poet
I believe he was poet, or something OF
the kind-once described woman, IT l
haven't forgotten the way the remark
ran, as being a creature not too bright
or good for human natures daily food
l don't know exactly what he meant
very likely he didn't know, himself
but, anyhow, l do know one thing: She
is sweet enough to eat-Gladys Jones
is!"-Puck.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1904-06-03
The Shortage Of Power.

It had already grown quite dark, and
there was something wrong with the
electrical apparatus in the hotel.
whats the matter here, anyway"
asked q man of the hotel clerk.
Wont you please give us some
light!"
'I'd be very glad indeed to accom-
modate you, sir" replied the clerk
If only had the power. Free
Press. :,
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1904-06-03
Hard to Understand.

Gilhcoly-You say your wife is in q
bad humor? :.
Penny she is.
What is she angry about?"
I'm the first place, she got angry at
the servant girl, then she got angry at
me because I didn't get angry at the
servant girl and now she is angry at her
self because got angry at her because
she got angry at the servant girl Do
you ?"-Tit-Bits.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1904-06-03

". Here's proof.
Mrs. w. s. Marshall, r. f. D. No. 1,
Dawson, Ca, says: my husbands
back and hip were so stiff and sore
that he could not get up from q chair
without help. 1 got him a box of Doan's
Kidney Pills. He felt relief in three
DAYS. One box cured him."
A FREE TRIAL of this great kidney
medicine which cured Mr. Marshall will
be mailed on application to any part of
the United States. Address Foster
Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. Sold by
all dealers; price so cents per box.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1904-06-03
Sense Of Danger,

$50 you have quit eating patent food?"
"Yes," answered Mr.. Bliggins. "Yol
know they advertise to make brain. and
I'm afraid I'll get to be regular genius.
and have to wait for posterity to appro.
ciate me."-Washinaton Star,
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1904-06-03
: Just 30.

Little Clarence-Pa, why do they call
the end Of college students school life
the commencement?
Mr.. Callipers-Oh. because that ts
when the m stter-of-fact old world COM
mences to take the eonceit out of him.
Puck.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1904-06-03

There is difference between ciaimin.
the right to rule and trying to rule Alright.
Chicago Tribune.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1904-06-03

When a man 10 we'll dressed he feels he
10 entitled to- attention..
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1904-06-03

Experience il dear teacher tew sone
ag'iu.-Four-T Track News. "
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1904-06-03
The Better Way.

You say that tumbling drunken men
Are seldom hurt at all.
And here's another truth to learn;
If men the fiery stuff would spurn,
They wouldn't even fall.
Chicago Record-Herald.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1904-06-03
TINE TO ACT.
When the back aches and you are

o. "oyo VAAoU
out, deepress-
ed and nerv-
Gus - when
sleep is dis
rbed by
pain and by
urinary ills,
| it's time to
act. The kid
neysare sick.
DOan's Kid
ney Pills
cure sick
k i d n e Y 8
quickly and
perma nent
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1904-06-03

Comparisons Of Time.
The warship truly is a grand
But perishable trinket.
1t takes five years to build It and
A half an hour to sink Il.
Washington Star. .~:''
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1904-06-03
Both Sides Of It.

Both Sides Of It.
When a man gives ear to gossip,
He, with a smiling face
Is sure to make remarks about
The woman in the case.
But he always overlooks the fact
That. since the world began,
There's been no woman in the case
In which there was no man.
Cincinnati Enquirer.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1904-06-03

1t takes woman to have her eyes
gnashing her teeth.-N. Y. Press.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1904-06-03
In Arizona.

Stranger-What's that crowd across
the way?
Native-That's our string band.
Stranger-You don't say! Going to
give an entertainment, suppose.
Native-Yes; going to string up q
boss thief.-Cincinnati Enquirer.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1904-06-03
Easy Either Way.

They were discussing domestic mat
tiers with masculine confidence
There's only one way to keep a cook. u
asserted one.
How is that: asked the other.
Marry her."
But suppose you're already mar
ried?"
Easy again. Any time that you can't
make the cook your wife, why, make
your wife the cook "-Brooklyn Eagle.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1904-06-03

Mr.. Bore (12:05)-I must 60; it's
getting late.
Miss CaustiQue--Better late than
never.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1904-06-03
NOTHING BUT CHICKENS.
He Had : BAD Cough, But That,
10 Bald; Was All He
F#' %&@#& Raised. &1&+@SaS@

Some amusing incidents occur at tbs
free dispensary of the different hospitals
in town, often because the poor patients
fail to understand the terms used by the
at the University hospital the other day,
and illustrates the point in question, re-
lates the Philadelphia Telegraph.
A man came in who the doctor thought
was suffering from beginning pneumonia,
so after getting his name and address and
other necessary data, he asked the patient
if he had chill
Eyes, very bad chill yesterday" came
the answer.
DO you cough much?" asked the doctor.
Eyes, some," replied the patient, with q
practical illustration.
DO you raise anything?" was the next
question.
The man hesitated a moment, then an
swered, innocently: "Well, only few
chickens"
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1904-06-03

A Philadelphia preacher says women's
extravaganza is the cause of bachelorhood.
How about the extravaganza of the bach.
elors?-Pittsburg Gazette.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1904-06-03

Haynes-You shouldn't ask for An
orange when we're visiting.
Virginia. didn't. I1ust took it.-De-
troit Free Press.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1904-06-03

Real Swell.
"This," said Mrs. Porcpacque, exhibit
ing a Giamond-studdedg gold chain, with
gold clasps at each end, lis for my hus-
bands birthday. had it made spe-
cial"
But what is it? What are the clasps
for?" inquired Mrs. Ascum.
"Why, don't you see, it's a napkin
holder; holds his napkin right up un-
der his hin.'-Philadelphia Press.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1904-06-03
Causa and Eject.

61e-Gracious. how the wind does
how. tonight!
F;e-Yes; it probably has the tooth
ache.
She-Tbe to0thache!
He-Yes. Have you never heard OF
the teeth of a gale?-Chicago Daily
News.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1904-06-03

Not True to Nature.
A visitor to museum reports that he
saw a countryman standing before the
bust of a woman in collection of stat
uary. The woman was represented in
the act of coiling her hair, and as the
visitor came up the countryman was
saying to himself:
mo, sir; that amt true to nature.
She amt got her mouth full o. hair.
pins."-1It-Bits.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1904-06-03

Mr.. Wauta Noe-Did your husband
die peacefully?
Mrs. Berrymore-No; he had three
doctors-Chicago Chronicle.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1904-06-03

Referred to the Ad. Man.
II am deeply interested in discover
ing the Lost Tribes OF Israeli" said Mr..
Musty, as he came in and sat down by
the busy editor for an hours discussion
of the subject.
"So?" replied the man of resources.
"Why don't you advertise for them?
The business Office is on the first floor
Here, Dan, show the gentleman to the
advertising department."-Tit-B Bits.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1904-06-03
Question Of Degree.

Wagner-1s it proper to say ''drank,"
or drunk"
Jagner-It depends altogether on
how far gone you are.-Philadelphia
Telegraph.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1904-06-03
Contentment.

Contentment.
Contentment does not spring from wealth.
We are told. and that may be;
And yet We know it doesn't flow
From grinding poverty.
philadelphia Ledger.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1904-06-03

Gold throufhous The world. CusIsufa Ssap 3Ss Oint
ment Soe Resolvsn &c. In form 81 Choooate Coated
Ylia Sc pr vial d 0ol. Depos, London, Chastse
hsuSs 3d., Paris, Rss - b Paix noAon, - Colunbss
The Red Cloud chief., 1904-08-12

Items of News Found In The
Chief of Twenty Years AGO
This Week -


Rev. Todd and wife have gone to
Iowa.
Teachers institute will close Friday
August 3.
There was a picnic of young folks at
the mill, Thursday.
The Gardner House will hereafter
n "a free bus to the depot.
There vas IA surprise party on Will
Emigh, last Tuesday night,
+. A. Durrie and wife have returned
from their trip to Wisconsin.
Cyrene Commandery, X lights Tenn
plar have 10Y about twenty uniforms.
The Baptist church of this city have
wisely engaged the Rev. Brown as
resident pastor.
c. A. Stocking the we'll known car.
penter of this city has gone to Corning,
New York, for a visit.
Mr.. w. II. Cook has opened a lunch
room in Roby's old stand and has fitted
thing up in good shape.
l, A. Morse, Vim Morse and families
of Clint II, Illino $, arrived, Wednes-
day, by prairie schooner.
David Zerwekh of Valparaiso, Ind
lana, Il relative of county treasurer
Buschow, is in the city aud will take
the position of deputy county treasur-
err.
On Aug, 3rd, at the residence OF tho
brides parents, on o k Creek. in Web
ster county Levi u. Maguer was mar
ried to Miss Mary l. Taylor; Rev. j. G.
Mar In tied the connubial knot.
Manager Drake of tho Nebraska
Telephone Co. was in the city Friday
looking over the field in regard ia
locating u telephone exchange. Ii
The Red Cloud chief., 1904-08-12
$1,000 For a Flea.

That enterprising n%obleman, Baron
Alfred de Rothschi'd, Tor some time
has possessed. at his country place in
Buckinghamshire, a fire department of
his own whose equipment has excited
tn. envy "t hi. wealthy neighbors.
II il M wonder that the baron bought
the h"St he "u'd. fer hesli-s n" palac'
in W ,ich he lives, ! Q has to project the
creates, priva," miv,te natural history
collection in tie world, which IL the
sprcial hobby IT his only son. Walter,
Although ,mr. hardly is an animal
above or b-llow the earth which Wal.
ter R"thschili has no specimen, the
member uf parliament concentrate,
The Red Cloud chief., 1904-08-12
|Help Yourself.

A few years ago the city council
passed an ordinance assessing the in.
surance companies, who wished to
transact business in Red Cloud, s. per
anmun The money so collected was
laid to the fire department and has
bcen used by them in improving and
purchasing new material for lighting
fire. Last year the department pur.
chased 500 feet of new hose, costing
$40. This expense has he~re.to-fOr had
to come out of the general fund OF the
city. Below we give a list OF the in
uranc companies which have paid
their assessment for the year ending
May /, 1905 and recommend that when
taking out insurance you take it in
some one of these companies as by so
doing you are helping him who helps
you.
State of Nebr. ms. Co,
North British Mercantile,
Traders Fire ms. Co,
X, b. Fulton, Agt.
ST. Paul Fire Ins. Co.
j 5. White,
Niagara Fire ms, Co.
Philadelphia Underwriters,
ID. IL Haley,
Springfield FIRE Ins Co.
CHI ;. Haley,
British American Co.
Phoenix Asso. Co.
The German lns. Co,
o. c, Teel,
Union Fire lns. Co.
j. Stanser,
Aetna Fire Ins. Co.
G. +. Gather,
Columbia Fire ms. Co.
Wm. Aud,
Central Mutual Fire Ius, Co.
A. L, Walker, A"
Farmers & Merchants Ins. Co.
f U. Overman,
Nebr. Underwriters,
j.. II, Mercer, A"
North American lns.
Royal ms, Co.
American Ius. Co.
l. II. Fort,
The Red Cloud chief., 1904-08-12
Protection our proper Permanent

is the title Of the recent 81 eech of
Congressman McClesry, of Minnesota,
which has just been published by the
American Protective Tariff League
One copy free To every applicant.
Send postal card request for free copy
of document No. SO. Address W. +.
Wakeman, Secretary, $50 Broadway,
New York, N. Y,
The Red Cloud chief., 1904-08-12
TELEPHONE, SEVEN TWO
The republican senatorial conven.

The republican senatorial conven-
zion for the twenty sixth senatorial
district of Nebraska, comprising the
counties of Franklin, Webster and
Nuckolls, will be held in the court
house in the city Of Bloomington,
commencing at 10 o'clock Il m. Aug
aust, %, 1904, in which convention
Franklin county is entitled to II votes,
Webster 10, Nuckolls l3
IL is recommended that no proxies
be admitted, and that those delegates
present from the several counties he
authorized to cast the full vote of
their respective counties.
w. II. Buck, j.. W. KELLER,
Secretary, Chairman.
The Red Cloud chief., 1904-08-12
RHEUMATISM CURED IN A DAY.

Mystic Cure for rheumatism aud Neuralgia
radically cures IN I To > days. Its action upon
the ~ stem IL remarkable aud mysterious. 1t
removes at once the cause AMI the disease I'M
mediaIely disappears. The first dose greatly
2, cents AMI 800. Sold by II. &.
Gree, Druggist. Red Cloud.
The Red Cloud chief., 1904-08-12

most of his spare time and a large
share Of his income on birds and-his
heas. Only last August he offered a
reward OF $4,000 for a perfect specimen
Of the flea which makes life interesting
for the arctic fox. So far as known,
however, that particular flea is still at
large.
The Red Cloud chief., 1904-08-12
Nebraska Is Republican.

"I have read several published
Statements said a member Of tho
Republican State Central committee
yesterday" and have heard II often
said that the Legislature will b" close
this year and the republicans may fail
TO have "A MAORI y. | have been look
ing into the matter and have gathered
together some figure, that ought to
settle it. As a consequence ! predict
that the republicans will have over 100
members of the ncxt Legislature.
"There n, 1873 members Of the iegis-
lature. In the last legislature there
we're 1O5 republicans and % fusionists,
"A republican majority OF II. Seventy
six of the republican members had
majorities of over 300 votes. Only 8
of the % fusion members had MAORI
ties of over 200. or the 80 republicans
elected by less than 300 majority each,
the average majority was ia, while 20
f~usionists we're elected by an average
majority Of GO each.
"The republican maiorities of tn
80 that we're elected by less than 200
votes were as folloNs: 3, 10, IL, 80, 80,
63, 20, 81, 30, 90, 90, 1O7, 100, 10, 10. 100,
l27, III, li2, ll3, lii, llG, 1876, Ia, $50,
49,, l9S, 1913. On the other hand, the
majorities of the ~ fusionists elected
by less than 200 votes are as follows.
&C, II, II, 10, 20, -, 30, %, n, %, 81, 81,
70, %, 90, III, 13l, 40 and lsS.
"A glance at the figures reveals
some peculiar facts. The republicans
of over 100 votes, while the fusionists
elected only IL members by over l0C
majority. II shows also that there are
a good many more close districts in
the Fusion column than there are in
the Republican column and they are
very much closer than the so-called
close Republican districts
1T has been frequently stated that
a few votes properly distributed would
change the complexion of the Legisla
ture. The facts are, as the figures
show, that if every one of the 30 dis
tricts that the Republicans carried by
ess than 300 majority, were added tc
the % Fusionists, it would give then
81 votes and leave the republicans IS
a MAORI y of 10. On the other hano
IL - n1Sn an funf that N nhut,,vn .f To-.
than 1000 votes in the State properly
distributed would wipe out ever,
Fusion member Of the Legislature
or the sixteen fusion districts which
elected their members of the Legisla
ture by majorities of less that lN
each, many will undoubtedly go Re
publican this year. The records SHOW
that IL all the districts which tn
Fusionists carried at the last election
either for the Legislature, or for Con
gre ssman, or on Supreme Judge las
year. were to go Fusionist at the mex
election, and Douglas County shoul,
go solldly for fusion, the Republican
would still have a good workin
majority Of the Legislature. 1t will b
SO II that nothing but a landslide Cal
prevent the next Legislature bein
r publican, and nothing indicate
that Judge Parker will cause such
result in as staunch a Roosevelt stat
AS Nebraska y State Journal.
The Red Cloud chief., 1904-08-12

1t is announced that a member OF II
well known mail order house of Chica.
40 will build a 5000, 900 home. Tn"
home mel chant refused to advertise,
uout the mail order merchant spent
thousands OF dollars thus. That's why
The Red Cloud chief., 1904-08-12

When the great coal strike was on u
year ago the democrats declared that
che small duty on anthracite coal was
TO blame for it all and now it is the
duty on live stock which is to blame
for the packing house strike.
The Red Cloud chief., 1904-08-12

Every European nation that is itch
ing for an opportunity to browbeat
South American republics and force
excuse for acquiring toothold on this
continent agrees with the Democratic
leaders that President Roosevelt n Il
his aggressive foreign policy" are I'M
safe.
The Red Cloud chief., 1904-08-12

riding Of wild b%ronchos is certainly
much more dangerous than that ~
those which s~e air, aty broken. II is
a poor p ,licy to wait till some n has
been crippled for life and then put II
stop to such reckless work. Better do
II before.
The Red Cloud chief., 1904-08-12

The democratic proposition to "re-
wise the tariff" reminds US of II similar
one made in 1892 and which vas ac-
.oepted. The recollection of which is
not pleasant.
The Red Cloud chief., 1904-08-12

Something should be done to stop
the breaking of horses on the streets
before some one is badly hurt. This
scity has nh ordinance prohibiting fast
driving or ridinp on ~" street ard the