New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-11-28
THE TALK OF THE DAY.


Gently found in Laporte County. Ind, and an IN
successful search in the locality for the re-
mainder of the skeleton, Professor Riggs. of the
Field Columbian Museum Chicago. has come to the
conclusion that mastodons did not rcam the Kan
kakee Valley in prehistoric times. The bones were
deposited in Indiana, he says. by glacial drift and
thus tie State OF Thomas TagGart has been oppOr-
timely reminded that landslides and glacial drifts
are not thing in its borders. Notwithstanding
the surprise of the Democracy at the latest In
stance. on November S.
THE LAND OF HERE INSERT"
The The Land Of Hope, and Of Pretty Soon"
And The Land of Might and The Land OF
Are worked to the limit. see?
And other varieties of stranse lands
OF the Land OF Here Insert
All all of the dreams of youth come true
The girls have eyes Of a wonderful hue
N In the sa2ro of and dr sd1 4ssrt2 palm
Never loss. but always gain
In the land of (Here InsertD
Faith is fadeies IS, plant that grows
And lips make mock of the red June rose
And death sits downward soft as sleep
on eyes that never have learned to weep
And fine dress patterns are sold quite cheap
In the land of QIere InsertD
And So kind friends II you happen TO have
A special desire to sing
a land or any particular style.
Yet haven't the time for the thing,
Just take the second and third of these
And put the name OF your mythical land
Where 1t tells you 70 Here Insert
-CNew- Orleans Times Democrat
Purcell Powless, full blooded Oneida Indian,
grandson OF a former chief of the tribe has lust
become uotorman in the St Louis street railway
service. He is the second full blooded Indian be
employed by the st. Louis Transit Company Felix
Scott. a Sioux. having been in the service six
months. Powess is twenty-three years old. He
born in Wisconsin. where the Oneida tribe has
lived for years His Indian name is Soda-Wah
He educated at Haskell Institute Lawrence
Kan.
After the Wake-11rs Cassidy-'Twas very natu-
Mrs Casey-Aye! shure he looked fur all the
wurld loike lowe man layn' there dead.-(Illus-
trated Bits.
The young lady from Indiana was going to meet
some university men in Chicago and brushed up
her English history and other serious subjects that
she might hold her own with those learned persons
according to THE Buffalo Commercial" The first
university man that called on her-a member of the
faculty OF the University Of Chicago tells the story
talked football dances, concerts. ETC. as If such
''frivvles' were all she could take in. The young
woman then took the pole herself She hadn't
read up for nothing. Suddenly she exclaimed:
Wasn't II awful about Mary Queen of Scots?''
why. what's the matter2' stammared the stu
dent. confused.
MY gracious." almost yelled the girl from Indi-
ana, didn't you know2 Why. the poor thing had
her head cut OFF,.
The Things Necessary.-Mo all the
tools in the toolchest?
Nalet-YeS, str.
the tonneau?
Nalet-YeS, sir.
Motorists the tank full of gasoene7
Nalet-Yes. sir.
Motorisl-Have you brought down all our gogsles?
Nalet-YeS. sir.
Motorist-Lrell. run up TO my room and bring the
roll of bills OF the top bureau drawer SO that
We will have enough money TO pay our hnes- linen
shall be ready 10 Start--(Town Topics
The president of the Northwestern University. In
his report TO the trustees OF that institution. says
the co-educational system promises to cause the
disap appearance Of students from all the schools
in the Mississippi Valley when II has been intro
duced. Figures are presented TO show that the
number of women students Is increasing while the
number OF men is diminishing year by year. The
note OF alarm thus sounded may be a little more
emphatic than peril calls Tor. but he president
OF the Northwestern University Is not the FIRST OF
the educational leaders of the West call aJten-
ton 10 the falling OF OF male students IN co-edI-
catlonal colleges
In Search OF Work-'Well sir" said the railway
superintendent TO a forlorn looking man who had
gained admittance TO his presence. 'wnat do you
WANT
Il would like a situation on your line"
NO place for you. think
But there Is; l want 10 be interpreter.
Interpreter"
Yes sir: to tell the passengers what the porterS
The superintendent studied a few minutes and
thtns looking pointed the door Birning haIn