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Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1904-02-12
SENATOR hANNA's ILLNESS.
Ii Is Diagnosed Ms Irregular Typhoid
Fever Physicians Say He Will
. Rrnhn hlY RncoNcr.

Washington, Feb. 6.-Senator Han
mas illness is officially pronounced by
mis- physicians to be Irregular typhoid,
that is typhoid fever with the fever
symptoms less regular and marked
than in the pronounced types of the
disease. 1t is stated that there are
no organic complications to add to
the seriousness of the case, but the
senator at the time of the attack was
in q literally worn out condition, SO
that his extreme physical weakness
and nervous depression, coupled with
his age, 66 years. and frequent recent
rheumatic attacks, makes the case
one of much more gravity than an or
dinary attack of typhoid OF COM
paratively mild character.
President Roosevelt called ut the
Arlington Hotel yesterday to inquire
about Senator Hanna's condition. He
saw Mr.. Dover, with whom he con-
versed for ten minutes about the sick
man.
Washington. Feb. 9.-Senator Han
mas condition last night was a little
more encouraging, though the eX-
treme weakness which has been the
worst feature of his illness con-
unueS. he nau a 1alrly quleU uay,
rested a little better and there was
less irritability of the stomach so
that the senator was able to take
more nourishment than for some
days. For the past two days he has
talked very little and has made no
effort as at first to bring up busi-
ness matters.
The physicians say it is a case of
waiting for the disease to run it's
course, but that they are hopeful.
The heart action continues good and
the fact that the senator is of n long
lived family is considered in his
favor.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1904-02-12
Three Candidate. Tor Vice President

Chicago, Feb. 6.-The acceptance of
plans for seating S,264 people, the al
lotment of 1000 admission tickets to
Chicago people and some vice presi-
Dental politics, marked the meeting
last night of the subcommittee on
arrangements for the republican ma
tional committee. Senator Scott, the
chairman, proclaimed the candidacy
of Senator Elkins, of West Virginia,
for vice president. Committeeman
Harry S. New, of Indiana, announced
that Senator Fairbanks was his can
ddate, and Il. b. Schneider declared
that John l.. Webster, of Omaha, was
also an aspirant for the nomination
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1904-02-12
A speech from Mr. Bryan.

Frankfort, Ky, Feb. 4.-William
Jennings Bryan spoke last night by
invitation of the Kentucky legislature
to crowd that filed the Capital the
atre. The general assembly adjourned
and held memorial services in honor
of the late Gov. Goebel. Referring to
Goebel, Mr.. Bryan said his assassina-
ton was encompassed by corporate
influences that had determined he
should never be governor He said
the man who wrote to Goebel that he
should never be governor is alive now
and his name is mentioned in connec-
ton with the Craftsmanship of the
democratic national committee
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1904-02-12
A Combine Breaku.

Pittsburg, Feb. 4.-The National
Glass Co., of this city, has sent out a
letter notifying the trade that hereaf-
ter the factories controlled by it will
be operated independently This prac-
tically amounts to dissolution of the
tableware combine which was formed
a few years ago. 1t was capitalized
at S5,OOO,00O and at first controlled 81
factories. Some of the parties who
originally went into the combination
began to break away after time,
however, and start Independent con-
Germs, so that at the beginning of
1904 the combination was operating
only six plants
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1904-02-12
COULD NOT AGREE.
Conference of Miners and OPP
orators Adjourns.
Committee 1a Named TO Arrange for
Another Meeting TO Fix Scale -
Strike Would be a National Ca
lamity-Miners and Operators
Both Prepared for Conflict.

Indianapolis, Feb. 4.-The operators
and miners were called to meet in
joint conference yesterday, that the
joint scale committee might report
its progress and ask for additional
instructions. After the reading
of the scale committees report
Mr.. f. L. Robbins, the leader of
the operators, moved an adjournment
and the appointment of q committee
composed of one operator and miner
from each state to fix the date for the
next meeting of the joint conference.
The following committee was APP
pointed.
Operators-R. n. Taylor, Illinois;
j. c. Kolsen, Indiana; j. w. Winder,
Ohio; f. l.. Robbins, Pennsylvania.
Miners-Thomas j. Reynolds, Illi-
nois; George Hargrove, Indiana; w.
II. Haskins, Ohio; Patrick Dolan,
Pennsylvania.
This committee will meet in In
dianapolis on February Is to arrange
for another meeting of the joint con-
ference.
There was great excitement among
the delegates when it was seen that
the moment for a declaration of
disagreement had arrived. The scale
committee had reported the present
wage scale as their ultimatum and the
operators insisted that nothing less
than the 1902 scale, which is equiva
lent to reduction of 12 per cent. in
wages, would satisfy them.
President Mitchell seconded the mo-
tion for an adjournment. The con-
yentiOn then ad iOurned.
The possibility of final disagree
ment and suspension of work is n
topic of conversation among the
miners and operators. Leaders on
both sides refuse to discuss the gen.
eral effect of possible suspension
of operations on April /.
'All l will say at this time" said
W. d. Ryan, secretary-treasurer of
the Illinois miners and chairman of
the joint scale committee, lis that
suspension in the bituminous fields
would be a national calamity and if
continued for any length of time
would, in comparison of effects,
dwarf the anthracite strike into in
significance.
1t is charged that the Ohio and
Pennsylvania operators have 4.O0O.-
900 tons of coal stored at various
points.
The miners have S1,OOO,CoO in their
national treasury. The Illinois
miners have 100000 in their treas
ury and the other states have at least
100000, making $2.OOO,OOO of cash
available for any emergency. The
strike assessment on the paying
membership of the organization,
which is approximately 100000 at this
time, has just been increased from
ten to 25 cents n month, which will
bring in approximately $4,000 this
month and in March. a suspension
of operations in the four states would
mean that 117.OOO of the membership
would go out and after April l would
not be on the assessment list.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1904-02-12
A Reply to Gormun,s Resolution.

Washington, Feb. 4.-The president
sent to the senate yesterday a mass
of correspondence in response to
Senator Germans resolution calling
for the dates and circumstances un-
der which the United States used
military force in the internal affairs
of Colombia. The circumstances un-
der which forces are landed are given
by the president in detail, but orderE
by the war and navy departments
concerning the inner workings of
such departments are withheld on the
grounds that the disclosure of such
confidential matters would be incom-
patible with the public interest.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1904-02-12
Jnme. Nj. Colgate pIe..

Yonkers, N. y, Feb. s.-James NJ
Colgate died at his home here Sun
day. Mr. Colgate was born in New
York in 1878 and was the first to or
ganize during the civil war the New
York Gold Exchange, of which he was
for many years the president. Colgate
University at Hamilton, N. Y, was
enlarged with fine buildings and lib
orally endowed by Mr.. Colgate during
the past 80 years, over 81 100000 hav-
ing been contributed to the institu-,
tion. He also gave, for his wife, about
100000 to the Colby academy at New
London, N. II
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1904-02-12
Another RrIbery Case on 1,rinI.

Grand Rapids, Mich, Feb. "A jury
was secured yesterday to try Alder
man James Mol on the charge of ac-
cepting bribe to aid the Lake Michi-
gan water deal. Liant X. Salisbury tes-
titled that he gave Mol $50 to vote for
him for reelection as city attorney
in the spring of 1901. After the fraud
ulent checks deposited as guaranty
of good faith by the water deal pro-
moters were exposed in the council,
October %, witness said he paid Mol
$3.50
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1904-02-12
six People are cremated.

Mahanoy City, Pa, Feb. 6.-After a
nights revelry, six persons, five men
and one lad, perished in flames early
Friday morning at Trenton, a small
mining village near here. They were
John Shisnisky, proprietor of board
ing house; his son, Alexander, and
Michael Hodack, John Alanska,
Joseph Kaparas and Peter Gribas,
boarders. Twelve miners shantIes
were consumed.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1904-02-12
4. Awarded $4,000 Damages.

Milwaukee, Wis, Feb. 4.-Mrs.
Edith Raiff, of Denver, who sued the
Northern Pacific Railroad Co. for $5O,-
COO damages for injuries sustained in
1902, was given verdict of $1,000
damages by jury in the United
States district court last evening. At
the time of the accident the plaintiE
was travelling with her daughter, one
of the railroad tickets being obtained
from n ScalDer
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1904-02-12
A wreck that Cost 90 Lives.

Managua, Nicaragua, Feb. "a
passenger train on the Chinandiga
Vieja railroad was derailed and
wrecked o. February while passing
over n high bridge. More than 20
passengers were killed and many
others were injured.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1904-02-12
A Relief RiiI.

Washington, Feb. "a bill was in
troduced Monday by Representative
Enrich, of Illinois, appropriating ST.
100000 for the relief of sufferers
from the Baltimore fire. The bill
was referred to the committee on
appropriations.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1904-02-12
Henry w. oliver Dies.

Pittsburg, Feb. 0.-Henry w. Oliver,
the millionaire steel magnate, died
Monday, He had been prominent in
business, social and political circles
for years. A lifelong republican, an
active party worker, he had accepted
NO Office
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-03-04

Good spirits don't all come from
Kentucky. The main source is the
liver-aud all the fine spirits ever
made in the Blue Grass State could
not remedy n bad liver or the hundred
aud-ouc i'm effects it. produces You
can't have good spirits and a bad liy.
cr at the same time Your liver must
bee i'm fine condition II you would feel
bUoyant, happy and hopeful, bright of
eye. light of step, vigorous and sue.
ccssful in your pursuits. Nou can put
your liver I'm fine condition by using
Green's August Flower-the greatest
of an medicines for the liver and stom
ach and a certain cure for dyspepsia
OF Indigestion. II has been favor
! ito household remedy for over thirty
five years August Flower will make
your liver healthy and active and thu.
insure a liberal supply Of good spir
Its" Trial size 25c; regular bottles
75c. At City Drug store
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-03-04
WARNING oE5ER.

Iu 'hD United states Court .n the in
dian Territory sea.lHn uitt.c.
at Tishomingo
Kate A. Morris, plaintiff, ys. Tom
Norris defendant
The defendant Tom Morris, i-
warned TO appear in this court N
thirty days and answer the complaint
Of the plalntin, Kate A. Morris
Witness the Hon. Hosea Townsend
Judge Of said court and the seal there
Of. this 10th day OF February. 1901
CSeaD G VI. CAMPBELL, Clerk.
Robert Crockett, Attorney.
s. u. Butler Attorney for Non.
resident.
First published Feb H. 1904.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-03-04
Warming Order.

In the United States Commission
er's court, Southern district, Indian
Territory, at Ardmore.
Mrs VI. J. Chapman, plaintiff vs..
A. NJ. Perjue & Co, defendants,
Warning order.
The defendant, 4. NJ. Perdue & Co.,
are warned 70 appear in this court
with in thirty 500 days to answer the
complaint Of the plaintiff, Mrs. NJ. j
Chapman
Witness my hand at Ardmore, / T,
this Feb. (, 1904.
T. y. ROBNETT, T. S. Com
Sam II. Butler, attorney for plaintiff
H. A. Ledbetter. attorney for non
re sideut
First published Feb. 3, 'O4
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-03-04
The Name Mlteh Iazal

The name Witch Hazel is much
abused. r. G. Dewitt & Co, Chicago
ara the inventors of the original and
only Witch Hazl Salye. A certain
cure for cuts burns bruises, eczema
.te,tor piles. ctC There are many
.countert,its of this saiye some OF
which are dangeroL while they arc
IAN worthless IN buying witch Haze
Salve see that the name Z. c. De
Witt d GO, Chicago. Us on the box
and a cure i- certain sold by AL
druggists
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-03-04
Happy. Healthy Children.

Any cnlld can take Little Early
Risers with perfect safety. They are
harmless, never grippe or sicken, and
yet they are so certain in results that
robust constitutions requiring dras-
tic means are never disappointed
They cannot fail TO perform their
mission and everyone that uses De.
Wits Little Early Risors prefer them
TO AN other pills. They cure bilious
ness. Sold by all druggists.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-03-04

nav of Ato.a. clos, friend of Con.au.
end q delegate iu tho convention saw
what would result and started to .ho
stage to assist Con'an in keeping th,
crowd at bay
As hc made am effort 10 climb on
the stage the Perry faction surgo5 on
him In the confusion Conlan -Tr
at The mob with the chair He hit
bis friend Farmer across the head, lay
ing open the scalp fer quite a distance.
Farmer fell to the floor dazod Later
he raised TO his elbow and initiated
Paul Jones by shouting
Give EN- bel. Mike give 'em hell
Rcgaining his equilibrium shortly
afterwards Farmer sprang TO the
stage an stood like Bowie and Crock.
,tt at the Alamo. back TO back with
the brave Irish chairman
The bclliscrcnts were dalc1 at rho
sight Df blood
pr Wright attempted to wripal'
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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-03-04

More Bucks stoves ana ranges are
sold in the United Ssates than any
other one make. That is a pretty
good evidence that they are better
stoves. buy thsm from Noble Bros
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-03-04
InvaluabIe for Rheumatlsm.

! have been suffering for the past
few years with severe attack of
rheumatism and found that Ballards
snow Liniment was the only thing
that gave me satisfaction and tend
.ol 10 alleviate my pain. March 2ith
1902 John G. Degnau Hingsman, I'll
.25c. Soc and Sloo Sold by w b
Frame.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-03-04

Ordinary cold cures constipate.
Ramsey's Grip Tablets are laxative. BY
that much they are better than others.
Cure thoroughly and leave you in good
condition. Sold only by F. J. Ramsey
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-03-04
REPUBLICAN CONVENTION At
AroKA a DIscRACEFUL MOB.
coaioate Republicans Accused Of
Throwing Dynamite-Atte npt to
Take Ring Convention and
Split and Fight Ensue.

tIapH'' '''''"'
convention a' ih'' pace. l' '''''
The m.-f di-wac..u political gain'
.rinp ever held in Indian Territory
was the district convention of Rrnu'
cans held here today
T., mob spirit prevailed Blood
and dynamite were the ingredients oI
fa. enthusiasm. o. was "a domuu-ru.
zion against Jho ring rule boo the Gem.
trail district THE end is nat yet
y..t.rJ.. to. R,pubIi,an district
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..r. r.. .nrrro... ,,9. r. name dele.
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..u ,t sn,r1 ,rAI,sror saturday.
-.rr,. I'm t,. mornipc , train came i'm
.,.. ,,, I,,ty from CooIoato and yi.
min. I,,d.1 with Two hands of mu.
a., and onopt 100 delegates and root.
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,.um,rd porry is am oN.pemocrat
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elmo r,r. af ,toso for some time
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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-03-04

Dr.. j. C.. Aberuethy over r. y
Coleman drug store. 3-lm
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-03-04

The wise wife rules her husband by
permitting him To- think he's 'it.'
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-03-04
DENTISTS.

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Or. w. S. BECHTOl,
Dentist.
All work guaranteed. Charges rea-
sonablP
ONCE over Hamilton's Shoe Store.
Phone 26.
Ardmore, Ind. Teri.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-03-04

Or. ROBERT H. HENRY.
Physician and Surgeon.
Specialty-Eye. Ear, Nose and Throat
Office with Dl. Won Keller over
Bonner & Bonner's Drug Store.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-03-04

WEI make diseases OF women and children
and general operative surgery speciality.
Residence, q street northeast, second door
north OF Third syenne:
Once with Ardmore Drug Co.
ONCE phono So. residence phone ais
Holbrook argus., 1904-11-19
An Honest Opinion.

Mineral, Idaho, Nov. 14th (Special) That sure cure has been discovered for those sciatic pains that make so many lives miserable, is the firm opin ion of MT. D. $. Colson, we'll known resident of this place and he does not hesitate to say that cure is Dodd s Kidney Pills. The reason Mir. Colson is so firm in his opinion is that he had those terrible pains and is cured. Speaking of the matter he says
 "I am only too happy to say Dodd 8 Kidney Pills have done me lots of good. 1 had awful pains in my hip so I could hardly walk. Dodd's Kid ney Pills stopped 1t entirely. l think they are grand medicine.
 All Sciatic and Rheumatic pains are caused by Uric Acid in the blood. Dodd's Kidney Pills make healthy kidneys and healthy kidneys strain all the Uric Acid out of the blood. With the cause removed there can be no Rheumatism or Sciatica.
Holbrook argus., 1904-11-19
Proof That Haste Makes Waste.

Mir. C.. of Germantown, Pa, is quite an enthusiastic motorlst. While speeding along Old York road some time since he saw man and q dog far ahead of him, the dog running in and out of the bushes. As he whizzed past a moment later the dog darted cut ahead of the machine to bark at it. was run over, and instantly killed.
 Mr. C. stopped his machine and returned.
 "I'm very sorry, my dear sir" be sad, consoingly, to the man. "Will that make it all right?" He held out $1O bill.
 Tt will" replied the man coollH, taking the money and putting it in h s pocket.
 A the automobile flew down tl e road he looked sympathetically at u Q remains and soliloquized:
 "Poor little devil! wonder who' z dog it was?"
Holbrook argus., 1904-11-19
CrOVer's Little Joke.

Grover Cleveland was on his way to the Grand Central station one morning several years before he became Pres ident of the United States. At the farther end of the Madison avenue car were it's only other passengers, several saucy specimens of the genus small boy. They Uttered and whispered as they noticed the future Presidents great size. Then they became bolder and said to each other something about being fled on yeast"
 MT. Cleveland seemed to be much amused at the impudence of the lads. Yet as they left the car at Thirty. fourth street, he could not resist a joke at their expense.
 "Its a pity, my boys" he said, "that your mother couldn't have fed you or yeast Perhaps you'd have been bet ter ."-New York Times.
Holbrook argus., 1904-11-19
Fatal to Noxious Weeds.

Owners of lawns and grass plots have great trouble every year in keep ing them free from the pestlfeOus dandelon. A benevolent citizen who has experienced lots of this trouble writes to say that many people bring more of this trouble on themselves by trying to exterminate dandelions by cutting the plant off just below the ground. A great deal of this Is done early in the spring by people collecting young dandelion plants for greens" they being an excellent and wholesome pot herb. This, 1t is said, does not kill the plant, but causes each root to throw out several shoots, and thus multiplies the number of dandelions.
 The correspondent mentioned writes to impress his fellow sufferers that if when they cut off the dandelion plant below the ground they will drop a pinch of salt or teaspoonful of coal oil on the root left in the ground it will effectually kill 1t. This may seem a troublesome job, but to one who is set on keeping his grass plot clear of dandelions 1t will in the end save lot of trouble.
Holbrook argus., 1904-11-19
The Magnificent State Capitol Baiding at SaIen Oregon. PRAISE FROM THE EX-GOVERNOR OF OREGON

In a letter to The Peruna Medicine Co.,, he says:
 STATE OF OREGON,
 EXECUTIVE DEPARTMENT, The Peruna Medicine Go. Columbus, 0. Dear Sirs-I have had occasion to use your Peruna medicine in my fam- fly for colds, and it proved to be an excellent remedy. have not had Oc- casion to use it for other ailments.
 Yours very truly.
 w. II. Lord. 1t will be noticed that the Ex-Gov- ernor says h. has not had occasion to use Peruna for other ailments. The reason for this is, most other ailments Eegin with cold.
 Using Peruna to promptly cure colds, he protects his family against other ailments.
 This is exactly what every other family in the United States should do keep Peruna in the house. Use it for coughs, colds, la grippe and other climatic affections of winter, and there will be no other ailments in the house. Such families should provide them selves with copy of Dr. Hartman's s free book, entitled "Chronic Catarrh. :" Address Dr. $. B. Hartman, Presi- dent of The Hartman Sanitarium, Co., lumbus, Ohio. All correspondence held strictly confidential.
Holbrook argus., 1904-11-19

PERUNA is known from the Allan tic to the Pacific. Letters of con- graduation and commendation testi- flying to the merits of Peruna as a catarrh remedy are pouring in from every State of the Union.
 Dr. Hartman is receiving hundreds of such letters daily. All classes write these letters, from the highest to the lowest.
 The outdoor laborer. the indoor ar- tisan, the clerk, the editor, the states man, the preacher-aIl agree that Pe- runa is the catarrh remedy of the age.
 The stage and rostrum, recognizing catarrh as their greatest enemy. are especially enthusiastic in their praise and testimony.
 Any man who wishes perfect health must be entirely free from catarrh. Catarrh Is well-nigh univ ,rsal; almost omniprNsent.
 Peruna is the only absolute safe guard known. A cold is the beginning of catarrh. To prevent colds, to cure colds, is to cheat catarrh of its victims.
 Peruna not OnIy cures catarrh, but prevents it. Every household should be supplied with this great remedy for coughs, colds and so forth.
 The Governor of Oregon is an ar dent admirer of Peruna. He keeps it continually in the house.
Holbrook argus., 1904-11-19
Afraid to Risk If,

"Will you have piece of the apple pie?" asked the landlady of the Irish boarder.
 'Is it afther bein' healthfulY asked Pat.
 "Of course it is," she replied. "Wny should you think it otherwise?"
 Faith, an Oi had a uncle wanst who doied av apple-plexy," explained the son of Erin. "an' Oi thought this moight be somethin' av the same koind. Oi dunno"
Holbrook argus., 1904-11-19
Too Many Wives,

''I hear you have discontinued the custom of giving your clerks raise when they take wife" said the vis- itor.
 q have, indeed" replied the great merchant.
 "Why sop
 "Well, the last clerk was a Mormon. and came for raise four times in a month"