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The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-05-22
HOLT CLEANS CLOTHES. 109 s. Court. Telephone 432.
The Girl Who Does Things.


 It Is the girl that does things in this world who is attractive both to men and to her own sex. which last counts, too. in the long run. You may not be able to do great things. to paint great pictures or to sing in grand opera, but you can learn to make bright little things for yourself and your friends and perhaps to play the light, catchy airs of the day so that your friends will enjoy them, and If you can't do anything else culti- vate the art of talking brightly and of being sympathetic.
 Every girl can do one thing we'll If she will only take the trouble to find out what that thing is. The difficulty is that she often looks in the opposite direc- tion;l she wants to do something great and showy or nothing at all. But there are other talents within reach If she will only look. and these talents may be such a comfort to her in her dark hours that
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-05-22
ELY AND THE BOG FAIRY:
 AN IRISH FAIRY TALE

T will not, 2. she said and went home to her mother.
 When Ely related her adventure her mother said:
 { 'Tis himself Is bog fairy, Eily, dear. They're full of the >blarney and would do harm to you if you followed them" Early mex tmorning Ely went out to
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-05-22

they will make life better and happier both for her and those about her.
 How the world likes a cheerful, plucky girl who makes a brave fight and hides her skeleton in a closet instead of fold ing her hands and whining because things don't come her way-the girl who puts
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-05-22

The making of Brussels lace. which wal thirty years ago the occupation of one hundred and fifty thousand Belsians, now employs less than one-fourth that numbsn
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-05-22

she had not a chance to pause for moments rest. The red sun fell be-
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-05-22
RACKET STORE.
 os Dexter Avenue. Telephone zA AGENCY IDEA rATTERxs.i
About Wash Goods and Staples.

We've great deal to say about our line of Wash Goods, because of our undisputed lead- 'ership-not on one or two patterns, but in all that is placed on sale. The public realizes this and rewards us with an ever increasing patronage. In staples we are prepared to meet any emergency except selling to com petitors-as We are selling cheaper than they can buy.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-05-22

her own griefs as much as possible aside
 who takes a wholesome interest in lifel
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1904-04-06
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The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1904-04-06
SunnySide.

Rev. Lee \. Johnson has returned from
Walla Walla
We are to have Il laundry here in the
near future.
W. H. Cline and Hal Weber went TO
North Yakima on Monday morning.
Sam Cameron of North Yakima was
registered at the Smnysidc on Monday.
Lawyer W. b. Bridgman and II. NJ.
Lichty went to North Yakima ON Fri
day.
Rev. s. J. Harrison and Garfield Sto-
yer were North Yakima visitors on Fri
day
The Woman's guild will meet with
Mrs. George Seller ON Thursday at ,
o'clock.
The hill at the NIabton bridge is being
lowered, which will be a great help to
Sunnyside.
j. T. Watkins and wife spent Sunday
in Prosser with their daughter, Mrs.
Clifford Perry.
a large quantity of roses arrived here
on Saturday for the members of the
Rose club and Others.
f. X. Spaulding is setting out 20.
acre orchard for the Rev. s. ]. Harrison.
south of the Webber's.
Margaret Higgins celebrated the ninth
anniversary Of her birth by giving a
party to her little friends.
Rev. J. S. Budlong former pastor OF
Trinity church of this place, expects to
visit Sunnyside next week.
II. Falk of La Grandc, Ore. but for
merly of this place is here with friends
after an absence of two years.
Mr.. and Mrs. Clyde Chamberlain have
moved out to the home of Mr.. Chamber.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1904-04-06

\. D. Wells is having The interior ct
IL house finished.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1904-04-06
Wapato.

Merwin Bowdi,h is quite sick.
J. Kaler was at the Fort last Wednes-
day.
Mr.. Leo Blake was a Yakima visitor
on Tuesday.
Z. W. Banter will put sixty acres
into cantaloupes.
Mr.. Tom Brother is wishing at the
rome of NJ Towne.
Alfalfa in the stack is $40 and grain
hay Sl2, and the supply low
Miss Elizabeth Lancaster spcat Eas-
ter Sunday in North Yakima
T. A. Moore is ENJOYING a visit from
his friend Mr. King of Ontario.
Mrs. Fred Cleveland returned to her
home in North Yakima on Saturday.
Mrs. H. Gibson very pleasantly en-
te'taned few friends Friday evening.
Rev. T. II. Dry will preach next Sun
day at the school house at the usual
bouY
Emily Gibson returned TO Ellensburq
normal Monday after spending the Eas-
fer holidays at home
Several families are sick with what Is
supposed to be Scarlatina and the dis
ease seems to be spreading.
M D. Moody has sold his place to
MIR. Hunson who is expected soon with
his family to take possession of the
Tancb
Mrs. viii HAYES has been visiting her
parents Mr.. and Mrs F. w. BANTER
hefor. going to her new home on the
Nsebes.
Mrs. McCredv was i'll at her home last
week and a doctor was called Eer
mother, Mrs. Barge. came down to bc
with her.
Mi and Mrs. J. c. O-trander were
''tbiuS On MT. -. VI. Richardson or
their way home from the Fort Wednes.
day Inst
Misses BESSIE Richardson. .Ienni.
Cooper Elizabeth Lancaster Margaret
NIeilVaine and Mr. Tom Brother. wey,
Yakima visitors Monday
Miss Mammie Roberts was not able
70 return to school last Sunday on ac
count Of sickness. Miss Mable Robert
and Prof. McIlvaine taught her pupil;
Mrs. Common Is suffering with sore
finger resulting from cut and fearin
blood poison Mr.. and Mrs Common went
TO North Yakima on Sunday to consul;
physician.
6. w. Alexander visited at J. NJ Rich
ardson's ranch near Wapato He vas
4 soEier under Col Cornelius in the
Yakima war. Oct. 1855 in company F.
lie showed where the battle was fought
and bis colonel killed. He also showed
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1904-04-06
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The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1904-04-06
School Section.

Do,ithe Robillard has arrived from
Minnesota and is working at the Mckee
ranch.
O. johnson is again in the Mckee val
ley with his entertainment and is show
ing in all the school houses.
J. Laframboise and family have ar
rived from Minnesota and are moving
onto the ranch that he bought of Lee
little.
J. Jendron and family have arrived
from Minnesota and are moving in c.
tswash's house opposite the Upper
Mckee store.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1904-04-06
HUMOROUS

Niblick-Do You understand golf?
Foozle-Yes, but don't speak it.
"It's cruel of you to snub him. He's
a good sort, if he is rough diamond"
That's the reason he needs cutting"
"Br'er Williams don't need no coal in
Winter time" "How Gomez" "W'y,
he all time dreamin' dat de devil got
him."
English Instructoy-Do not use the
word, "ronghhouse. 1t il too colloquial.
Student-How would Jagged domicile"
dor
Miss Oldgirl-Will marry the man
of my choice? Fortune Teller-Yes?
But make no mistake; the cards say you
will have but one choice.
when I've had % drinks | know it's
time to go home" GLOW do you dare
start for home with load like that on?''
"Oh, don't get there"
Harker-Talk about being averse to
work. | found a chap this morning
that was the limit. Barker-Indeed
Tramp or collegeman?
Papa-Why do you boys call that Gil
ligan boy Mickey, the Tough? Tom
my-Why. he's the incest and most pop
ular Teller in our gang.
He-I was thinking of having my for
tune told. She-You needn't go to that
trouble. As you have proposed to me,
pa pa will see all about that
with your daughter as my wife, sir
| can conquer the world" "But that
isn't the question. Can you make emo
ugh money to keep yourself in clothes?''
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1904-04-06

Us the battle ground of Major Haller
and where he was defeated by the Yak
ina Indians. Rev. Alexandc' is now
drawing a pension for his services in
that war.
Harvey Oliver, who has been very
sick. is much improved. DIR. Crompton
made a quick trip to see him being at
Mr.. divers place. six miles southwest
OF the station, within two and a half
hours after Mr.. Oliver left home for the
station to phone for a doctor.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1904-04-06
THROUGHOUT THE COUNTY
Upper Mckee.

Mrs. Charles Dillon has been very III
the past week.
William Hays and family moved TO
the Naches this week
Charles Hay of Montesano, uncle of
William and Ebert is visiting them.
The School Section ball team played
the Naches boys Saturday. The score
Of "a to % being in favor Of the School
Section.
A. J.. Dorset and family of Lockport
Iowa, arrived Saturday and is the guest
of his brother John. whom he has not
seen for over 20 years. Mr.. Dorset has
come to locate in Yakima.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1904-04-06

"You would not marry me for my
money alone, would your" the heiress
asked. "Ah no." replied the Count (;
"that would be cruel, and ] have kind
heart"
"Miss Bggs is interested in you, pa"
GLOW so?" "Why, today, after she
told me seven times to sit down and
behave myself, she wondered what sort
OF father / had"
Mrs. Snobs--I want girl accustomed
to being employed in the best families.
Agent-I've got just the girl you want.
She was employed in seven of the best
families last month.
"Willie, are you and Ben in any
mischief?' ooh no." replied the boy.
We're just, playing ball with some eggs
the grocer left, to see now many times
we can catch one before it breaks"
"And you have finally decided the
momentous question:" "Well. no-er
not exactly. We have decided to get
married, but whether we'll board, keep
house, or live in fiat, is still in the air"
81 don't see how you can have any
fault to find with him." "Whv not?''
Because he appears to be man who
is ABSOLUTELY without faults of any sort"
That's just it; that's his worst fault"
Ernie-Papa asked him if he was
aware of the seriousness of sitting in a
dark larlor. Ida-What did he say?
Erne-He said: "You bet It's leap
year, and don't know when that girl
might propose"
Didn't hear your wife refer to you as
the human mince pie?" asked the GU
riOus one. yes" answered Mr.. Sir
ious Barker. as that compliment?"
"Not exactly. She means that | never
agree with anybody"
That's a pretty noisy passenger you We
got in there, remarked the man who
was smoking on the front platform
"ls he crazy, or only drunk" "Neither
one" said the motorman. "He's lust
got flat wheel in his head"
aren't you afraid great many
people will criticize You for becoming
rich?' YES" answered Senator
Sorghum. But the chances are that if
| had stayed poor they wouldn't have
noticed me, even that much.'
"Have you ever done ANYTHING to en-
title you to the gratitude of posterity?"
NO." answered Senator Sorghum,
land when | see some of the statuary
that is scattered about don't feel like
tempting posterity to be to grateful"
"Hush Lucy" said Mrs. Lushman,
who was calling on Mrs Popley. "Don't
make so much noise" ''Why?" deman-
ded her little daughter. because You'll
wake Mrs. Popley's baby. "Gracious
does the baby have to sleep till he's
sober, too?'
\ newly-married Atchison woman
made a pie for dinner. II am afraid"
the bride said, that have left some
thing out, and that it is not very good"
The husband tried it and said: "There
Is nothing you could leave out that
would make pie taste like this; it's
something you've put in"
He-A self made man is common
enough but you never hear OF self
made woman. She-Consdering the
kind of article the men are whoare in the
self-making business turn ont. You can
hardly blame the women for not taking
it up.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1904-04-06
LOCAL NEWS ITEMS.

! ". -. lam nlduc ~ business lllp 10
Walla Walla last week.
Miss Nettie Haynes of Spokane is in
/ the city, a guest of her friend Mrs. Jcn-
ME F. White.
Walter Rowe shipped trainload of
sheep to Seattle last week. accompany.
ing the shipment.
! W. b. Bridgeman. an attorney of Sun
nyside. was a business visitor in the
county seat Saturday.
Mr. and Mrs. Philip Frederick of FL
lensburg are visiting their neces. Miss
Martha and Maggie Beck of this city.
Mr. and Mrs. Arie Hover gave dane
ing party to Il number of their friends
in Phillips hall last "Wednesday evening.
Postmaster Lemon is entertaining an
old friend from Missouri. j. +. Okcy of
Grant City, who thinks of locating here.
The water and light company has just
completed the erection of an illuminated
sign in front of its Office on north Second
street
LOST-Ladies 7O-inch fur boa. dark
brown, fur lined with eight tails. Finder
leave same at postotlice and receive re
ward. l4-lta
A,in 10 S,f
urday. He expects to 20 tn Spokane
shortly and engage in business with his
brother.
y. II. Petelle and W. Naylor. reprcsen-
tatives of the Tacoma Daily News, are
in the city to spend Il week in the inter
ests of that journal.
Rev J. ]. Tickner, at the Baptist
church last Wednesday. united in mar
riage Major i. Pace and Miss Minnie
\. Stump, both of this city.
Robert Read. former owner of Reads
steam laundry, returned last week from
Il trip to Australia and New Zealand.
His health is much improved.
Miss Anna Bell Dezorn, wife of Theo-
dorc Dezorn. died at their home in this
city, 70j Eighth street, March %, 1904,
the funeral occurring from the family
residence on Wednesday of last week,
conducted by Rev A. c. Vail. The de-
g l
John of this city.
Miss Maria Diteman has Just return
ed from Il visit to Tacoma. where she
went to have her eyes examined and
fitted to glasses. She was entertained
during the week of her stay there by
Mrs. +. f. Benson, formerly of this
city, who, with all the members of her
household. united to make the visit an
enjoyable one. Mrs. Kimball, Mrs. Bry-
sons mother. returned with Miss Dite-
man for visit with her Yakima friends.
Deputy L. S. Marshal Short went to
Seattle today with Ii Ioch Sang or
dered deported in january by L. S.
Commissioner Hewlett of this city. The
Chinaman appealed to the FEDERAL court
and is to have a hearing tomorrow be-
ford Judge Hanford, II. J. Snively being
his attorney. Ii loch claims to be a
merchant, but Inspector Edsell found
him working in hotel at 'Ellensburg
and ordered his arrest as he was pass
ing through this city.
On Monday last the Women's Relief
corps surprised their past president,
Mrs. Elizabeth Lowell, it being the ami
versary of her birthday. The ladies pro-
vided fine luncheon for the occasion,
which was served at o'clock and the
afternoon was much enjoyed. Those
present were: Mesdames Oliver, pres
ident; Kussmaul, Strangeway, Horsley,
Bull, Bissell, Coombs, Osborn, Sole. Al
len, Human, Van Maveren, Whited,
Chambers, Dean, Lowell, Hayden, Lowell,
Mazur.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1904-04-06
FLOURnILLCO.,
Office west of N. p. Depot.

lain's father, who lives just northwest
of town
/ Miss Wcisberger of North Yakima
has accepted a position as saleswoman
with Boutell Bros. of this place.
Mr.. and Mrs. f. J. Young went tc
North Yakima on Friday to spend Eas
ter with Mr. and Mrs. J. w. Young.
Mrs. Fine of Waitsburg. who has been
visiting her daughter, Mrs. Lawrence
johnson, left for her home on Thursday.
Mrs. William Stobie. sr.. entertained
at dinner on Easter VIM. Stobic. ir
and family and Mr.and Mrs. GUY Tracy.
MIR. Earl Thompson of Seattle is the
new bookkeeper at the Big Store OF
which Charles Wenncr is the popular
manager.
Mr.. and Mrs. j. Broachcr entertained
at dinner on Sunday Mr.. and Mrs. F..
NJ. Mulhollan and Mr.. and Mrs. Charles
Wcnner.
Mrs. j. w. Day of North Yakima.whp
has been visiting her parents. Mr.. and
Mrs. J. j. Brown. left for her home on
Saturday
Roy Lichty is home to spend the sum
mcr from Seattle. We are all pleased
to welcome him. He has large circle
of friends here.
The reception given at the home of
Mrs. George Reese on Friday evening
by the ladies of d. A. of the aid was a
most enjoyable affair
]. 0. CofTey and wife arrived here on
Monday evening to make this their
home. Mr.. Cofey is a barber and will
open shop at once
Services at the Episcopal church on
next Sunday, April 10, at II o'clock.
Sunday school at 10 o'clock, to which all
are cordially invited.
j. H. Harrison, a former teacher of
this place, kindly remembered the Rev.
+. j. Baird by sending box of roses
and carnations for the church on Easter
Sunday.
Mr. Walker of North Yakima came
down on Monday in the interest of :,
company to see about getting a franch-
Use from the town of Sumnyside for
system of waterworks.
Mrs. John A. Thompson arrived here
on Thursday from Falls City, Neb.. to
join her husband, who has been here for
the past two months. They are building
It new house on Fifth street.
Mesdames G. F. Barnes and F. A.
Wells gave their mother, Mrs. w. A.
/ Dix. who has been visiting here for the
past year, farewell party on Thursday.
Eleven ladies were present, all of whom
were over 60 years of age.
Easter Sunday at Trinity church was
appropriately observed. The music was
given b. the regular choir. Mrs. Bishop
singing the offertory. Sermon by the
rector, the Rev. Edward j. Baird. The
church was beautifully decorated with
Easter Gala lilies, while carnation.
ferns. roses and geraniums were con-
spicuous.
The Rev DR.. Randall. president of the
University of Puget Sound. delivered
the sermon at the Federated church on
Easter morning to a large and appre-
ciative audience. In the evening he
spoke in the interest of the universit '
and his address was a scholarly one.
DIR. Randall is man of generous Gull
ture. broad educational experience
marked organizing and administrative
talent and an exceptionally attractive
personality. As an organizer of univer-
sity religious work, traveller and preach
er, he has touched life at many points
and enjoys a wide reputation and ac-
quaintance.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1904-04-06
Belnna.

\. D. Wells is having The interior ct
IL house finished.
born. to Geo. Byrd AMI wifi. on the
Ind, bouncing baby girl.
Archie Ne Callum and sons. Daniel
and Will, were Prosscr visitors Satug-
day.
W. A. Ilidy returned from Spokane
Saturday. where he had been TO ,iSit
hi. father. who was sick.
Rev. Raymond of Seattle, prea -!"j
here Sunday morning. and Rev. Rollin
Blackman of Sunnysidc in the afternoon.
Hon. John w. Brown II Connecticut
spoke to a large crowd at the schoo,
house Wednesday cvcnln. en- "Fnr
niumphs of Socialism,
The Literary is progressing nicely.
although the poung people do not take
the interest in the debate, they should.
but always take part iii the program.
The following new officers were elected
Della Cook. presidents Dan Me Callum,
vice president; Mrs. Dora l.cmay. sec
Rotary; Eli. Lundy treasurer; VIM.
Lemay, sergeant arms.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1904-04-06

The Sunski would like some monski
on subscription, thenski we can meetski
our billski. Come inski and pay upski
at onceski.-Sunnyside Sunski.
We tooski.-Prosser Recordski.
The Heraldski also appeals to itski
patrons TO come inski and likwise doski.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1904-04-06

At the Bursar's Ofiice-'07 paying his
term bill)-Please, sir, mamma wanted
me to ask if YOU give green trading
stamps?"
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1904-04-06

Father (angrily)-Mary, what do you
mean by playing Oh the piano within ~
honrs after your grandfather died. Is
That's all right, father. am plaping
only on the black keys.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1904-03-31
CONFEDERATE EXECUTIONS.
Fifteen Deserters Shot at Once, but
One Boy Reprieved.


Strenuous and interesting stories of serv-
ice with the old Orleans Cadets and with
Fenner's Battery are told by John X.
Renaud. cashier of the Lagarde Lime and
Stone Company, who served throughout the
war. Speaking of the organization of Fen
ner's Battery he says:
I'm February, 1852, Captain Fenner adj
dressed "a letter to j. T. Benjamin. secre-
tary of war, and received a reply to the
effect that a company of light artillery
would be accepted, provided Captain Fen
ner furnished the battery of guns This list
was rapidly signed by those in Jackson.
though they found that there were obstruc-
tons in the way of reaching New Orleans.
On the 10Th of May the company was mus
tered into service for the war The muster
ing was done by Lieutenant Nugent in
grove of oaks, which is still standing some
zoo yards from the Edwards House.
I'VE saw much service before and after
the fall of Vicksburg in the campaigns
against Grant. finally ending up in 1863 in
the vicinity of Mobile, where we built win
ing 10 orders which carried us in Novem-
Der To Dalton, Ga, where we arrived just
in time TO see our routed army return from
the battle OF Missionary Ridge.
"One evening in the month of April 1864
when the battery arrived on its drill
ground. located on small fat, surrounded
by hills, we observed one side n long
trench, along the margin of which were
sixteen posts with ropes attached through
holes about half way to the top. During
the drill an infantry squad arrived TO guard
the place and when the drill was finished
and the guns were sent back to the camp
the cannoneers remained 10 witness the
military execution of sixteen members OF n
North Carolina brigade who had been ar
rested. tried. found guilty of desertion and
ordered by General Johnston to be shot
In short time our listening ears de-
tected the rumble OF wagon wheels in the
distance as they jolted over The rocky hills
and above this noise soon could be heard the
voices of the condemned men. who were
loudly singing hymns as they neared their