New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-06-26
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

An important use OF tho automobile has been
discovered 10y a Philadelphia y well known
iron man. who has ample fortune. and who has
lived az one Of tho leading hotels during tho last
few years. developed acute OF dyspepsia.
His doctor advised him take plenty OF outdoor
exercise. and with this end IN view he purchased
automobile. lie was very careful IN the selec-
lion or the machine and after going over tho
tire list concluded TO secure a second hand ono
from a friend. II OF French make. and with
1t went tho assurance that tho $500 he paid was a
mere haEatclle compared 10 tho real value OF the
machine. Well" said ne. aside from tho trial
trip / made there never has been 4 time that
did not have 10 return TO hotel by trolley
by train foot. More than half the time the
machine in tho repair shop. and tho other half
Of tho time I kept busy signing checks. am
ashamed TO state that have developed the cussng
habit TO such an extent that fear my future is in
danger. But It cured mo OF dyspepsia. for every
time / went out It shook until all my teeth
were loose. To the junk pile for me-
She ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS you want eggs to
keep they must be laid In cool place
Eridget-Ofu mntion it to the hens at wanst.
mum London Tlt-Blts.
one OF the latest triumphs OF engineering skill is
20 be found at the Great Western Railway works at
Swiudon according 10 The London Chronicle"
where an ingenious continuance for giving 4 loco
motive its trial trip without leaving the Of
It's construction IS IN operation The feature Of
testing plant Is that the engine after being placed
which correspond to the tread and section OF the
permanent way. clever braking arrangement Sc
cures n representation of tho difficulties encoun-
tered In running the metals. and all the tests
usually made a trial trip can be conducted in
side the works with all the appliances at hand.
The dangers of a breakdown ana subsequent block
ing Of the main limo thus obViated. and the
work of experimenting is slmplifed. This machine
is the Invention OF the locomotive superintendent
J. G. Churchward. and is said to be the only one in
Europe.
A Different Eind-Johnny-wh does conscience
Teacher-It is something inside OF you that tells
Johnny-Ma said didn't have no conscience But
other day doctor said it was green apples-(ESrook-
lyn Life
Professor Scott. of the Congregational THEOLOGY
cal Seminary Chicago, said recently: One result of
religious uncertainty is the disappearance OF the
theoogian Tho younger scholars under radical
Influences have turned away from theology so
that 1t is now very difficult in America to find
men qualified to become professors OF theology
THE Presbyterian OF Philadelphia says that this
opinion is held by other observers. and continues
that in our theological seminaries very few stu
dents making n specially of systematic
theology. The times do not favor IT, nor give
much heed its fine definitions distinctions
Doctrine il not priced understood: loose think
ing dominant all sorts OF opinions prevail In and
out OF the Church. The reading Of the day can
ces" Its profound remedy for this is more the
ology and more study of it. unpopular both have
in recent times shown themselves to be-
Husband-You are not economical
Wife-Well. IL you don't call n woman economical
who saves her wedding dress for a possible second
marriage I'd like to know what you think economy
Is Hke-(Glasgow Times.
Well informed ornithologsts say that extern
sive increase in the number Of English starlngs
brought to this country would not only afford de-
light to eyes and ears. but would be highly bene-
fetal In lessening the ravages of many destructive
insects. which become prey to these birds. BY
all means then. hurry the starlings. lam
entable committed when those quarrel
some English sparrows imported These little
fellows have been productive of much harm
than good in this country. The starting would
probably be a much more useful Importation.
Teacher-NIeter means measure Thus. a gas
meter measures gas. Can any one tell me what the
meter in poetry measures?
Johnny-Hot air.-Crhe Princeton Tiger.
No betting no racing tells the story Of the Wash
ington Park track at Chicago. The number Of
people who go to and regard themselves as
genuinely interested in racetrack sportsrnanship
is wonderfully diminished the book
maker is thrown out of occupation.
Jasper-I hear that Senator Doodle is not in very
good odor just now.
Jumpuppe-Well. what can you expect OF a man
who keeps ten motor cars?-(Town Topics.