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The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-03-25
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By MILFORD ". FOsHAK.
Copyrighted 1sos D. ne Auao-s pusliaaiag Company

You don't love me! You know you
don't love me, and that's the reason
we aren't happy"
1t is clearly demonstrated, then,
that We aren't happy7"
"Of course It is. You used to be
with me every evening, and we read
poetry and discussed literature, and
and"
Loved each other?"
Yes; and that's exactly what peO-
pie ought to do all their lives. You
used to say that I was exceptionally
well read, and that it was interesting
TO talk with me; but you haven't said
so for ever so long, and it's just be
cause you don't love me, and that's
the very reason we aren't happy any
more"
1T looks as if this conversation
might become as interesting as any
We ever had. always like TO give at
tentiOn to first causes, and you seem
to be getting down to the foundation
OF our relationship"
We'll, I think il is time to look for
a first cause, and it's certainly not my
fault il am forced to the conclusion
1 have given"
mo; you are without fault, as I
have told you very often. But, er-
may I be permitted TO inquire whose
the fault is?"
Yes; you have told me often
enough that 1 am without fault, and
that you loved me; but that's what
you used to say. We have been mar
ried three months. and you haven't
told me anything Of the kind for-for
weeks"
Really. I haven't seen the occasion
for it"
Then you admit that my conclusion
is correct?"
~Oh, I simply meant that I have
proved my former assertions, and
there is now less need for repeating
them"
Proved them?"
Certainly
''How?"
by marrying you
'And having done that gracious
deed, there is now no occasion for
further IOve?"
IF I have failed to say so, it is not
because you. have ceased to prompt
me to-"
sT2g
''AssuredIy. I think you viii admit
that you have been making the state
ment TO me in the most positive way,
for at least six weeks, that 1 do not
love you. Now, if it hasn't been to
get me to agree with you, pray what
has it been fOr?"
And you viii admit that I have had
reason for saying SOP"
Excuse me, my dear (please notice
the term. but / cannot admit that I
have gone any further in this direction
than YOU have insisted that 1 ought to
go"
your term is perfectly correct. and
it is also perfectly cold. l am sorry
that I cannot be sufficiently conven-
tiOnal to return it, but I am in earnest,
not irOnic- am very much mortified
TO think that I am so dense as TO have
to ask you 20 explain your last sen
tence"
"Oh, well, am in earnest. too, I
assure you. AS 70 my sentence. let
me illustrate. and perhaps you viii
catch my meaning. As soon after our
marriage as 1 began to go regularly to
the meetings Of the bank directors,
you began TO tell me that 1 did not
need to go. and that 1 did it just to get
rid Of your society for the evening.
and that I did not love You as ought
to. or I would not 90 Now. I had
never known you TO prevaricate in the
slightest degree, and Of course was
bound TO believe you. When I re-
sumed my attendance at lodge you
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-03-25
Testlna - -.


Several daily papers have recently
printed the following:
"A Des Moines Oowa) wire to a
Chicago firm says: A careful canvas
OF the cat situation reveals the fact
that there is going to be a big demand
Tor seed oats Two elevator people
here have orders for 25 cars OF 1900
bushels each, another Is cars, and al
the others have orders The Iowa
oats have been tested at the college
at Ames and only about so per cent
viii germinate"
wish 10 call attention to the last
sentence / have charge OF the farm
crops work and the plant breeding
work Of the agronomy department /
have made no test OF last years Iowa
oats and know OF no one in the col
lege who has The incorrect state
ment is doing the college and the cat
raising farmers Of Iowa a great injus-
tee Any farmer can test his seed
oats In many different ways. One Of
the simplest is to place a number Of
cat kernels between two OF three
thicknesses Of newspaper. 10, IS, so
or 100 In a fold. and duplicating this
number several times, place the pack
cts OF seeds in a cigar box Now
moisten the seed packets well with
water, tie the lid down and set in a
warm place. BY keeping the papers
moist, not wet, for a few days the
seeds VIII sprOut readily IL vital seeds.
After i've or six days throw out all
seeds having root and stem sprouts.
counting them as you throw them
away. These are the seeds that have
perfect termination
Dividing the number OF seeds
sp7Outed or terminated by the total
number Of seeds used in this test
gives the per cent OF termination.
Some use mOfstened sawdust, some
vet sand, moist cloths, etc. That
which supplies a warm temperature
and plenty Of moisture viii generally
make fair test Of the oats. ANY oat
raiser by the methods suggested can
test his oats, and believe Iowa oats
viii be shown TO test different from
the per cent referred 20 above.
". II. DIN,
Iowa Agricultural College.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-03-25

DO not wish me to assert that 1 do not
believe what you say2"
Then may I ask you a few cues
tons from a different standpoint"
With all my heart"
For what do you go to the bank
meetings?"
Because am a director, and it is
necessary for me 10 look after its in
terests, so that I can make money
for you to spend"
And why do you go 70 the lOdge?'
Because carry a heavy insurance
in the order, and it is needful for me
to see that it is managed properly, so
that If anything should happen to me,
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-03-25
THIN DIET
No Rourishmsut IN T.


It's not easy 70 keep up when COT
lee has 50 ruined the stomach that
food won't digest
A no. woman says: Il had been
On invalid for two years from stomach
trouble caused By coffee, got 50 bad
couldn't digest food and for quite .
While I lived on milk and line water
nothing but that-a glass Of mix
and lime water six tines day. In
this way I managed % I've but of
course did not Esin-
@It vas about 5 months ago I be
gan using Postum Food COfes5 / did
not need the milk and lime water
after that, for gained rapidly and
can nov eat q good neal and drink
from 1 70 cups Of Postum each neal
and FEEL fine
Il EOuld not 90 back 70 c0Hee for
any reasonable pay Ike Postum
better than coffee nov and make Pos
tum by directions on box and u Is
Just fnes never f0und better way %
make q than On box Nov this 81 Al
trus and you can easily prove IL
Name given BY Postum Co. Battle
Greek, Mica
Postum is q brew from field grains
win al the nOurishment left in u
makes red blood ana results Rsrtic-
uIzrly vel where coffee has done
damage as Il does 70 nearly al Who
drink Il
a 10 days trisl Of Postum IN placo
Of coffee works Honders- There's q
reason
Get the little book. The Road -
WsITi1s~ in each pkg
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-03-25

The French minister Of war pro
poses 10 encourage the young soldiers
in the French army to study foreign
languages by the formation Of classes.
Il IS thought vel 10 teach German in
the north and Spanish and Italian in
the south A class conducted BY a
lieutenant at Paris turns out about
forty students q year proficient IN
German The proposition is thought
a good one, and is to be further de
Teloped-
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-03-25

Can't be restored TO health until the
kidneys are cured Read how one
woman was restored BY using Dosn'8
Kidney Pills:
Mrs. h A Var Sickle. 81 6th Ava,
S. ". Roanoke, Va. says Kidney
trouble was hereditary in our family
and had been so continually smicte6
with the disease that I began 70 des-
pair OF even temporary relief Some
times suffered so severely that was
cOlhnd TO ny bed The aching IL ny
back was intense and the kidney dis
order caused an excess OF uric acid
IN ny blood which impaired my diges-
ton Was compelled TO deny myself
OF many Of the little delicacies OF diet
The doctors diagnosed ny case as
congestion OF the kidneys I had
about given up hope when I began
using Deans Kidney Pills. but took
only a few doses when their curative
powers we're proven u my satisfsc-
ton have never been without them
in the house since"
Deans Kidney Pills are sold BY all
dealers; price 50 cents: OF mailed on
receipt OF price by Foster MiIburn
Co, Buffalo. y. Y Write for free
trial
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-03-25
Angus Premiums.

The board OF directors Of the Aber-
deen-Angus Cattle Breeders Associa-
ton has voted 20 appropriate $500
for a show at the Louisiana Purchase
Exposition and $500 for an Aber-
deen-Angus show az Kansas City. IN
case one is held there in 1904 For
the international Live Stock Exposf-
ton in 1904 $1,000 was set aside for
special premiums.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-03-25
Deafness Cannot Be Cured

~ 1oca1 aprlfcarl-E they cannot reach The a.
eaEed norIfun q tie ear There ls unlT uay -
cure deafness E1d that o. By csflErilai re-leieE
Deafness 81 caused By irfa-1ed Co1dlfiu1 - IL
mucous rfufnr u Tire Eusr1chi1C TUBE When TIA
ruhe g. frEa-red yuu have ruubll1E SQUAD I'M
perfect hearing and when 60 is entirely closed Deaf
ness "a the result and unless the icaunEIa1 can -
taken cut and this ruhe restored lts normal cun1
rlu1. hearing VII be Destroyed forever nine casen
bur fuiEuled cuntiriun q the mucous Eu-faces-
We VII EIre one Hundred DoiiE-s for any case q
Deafness Caused b. car1rrh1 rhEI cannot be CErea
h HAIRS Cararrh Cure- send FOR circulars- free
=. J. CHENEY g CO. Toledo. O
sod hT Druggists. 7sc-
Take EislI's Fau1iiy Pms Cor coustIpzrf1a-
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-03-25
Teo.IBto and BnIoa dollar eraa..

The two greatest fodder plants on
earth, che good for "A tons hay and ths
other 50 tons green fodder per acre
Grows everywhere. so does Victoria
Rape, yielding 5000 lbs sheep and
swine food per acre
JUST SIND 1Oc II STAMPS 70 TEE
John A Salzer Seed Co. Ia Crosse
Wis. and receive in return their big
cataloE and lots OF farm seed samples
CIV. y. u
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-03-25

Strange how some people make
money. A mental healer down in
Jacksonville undertook 20 think man
out Of Jail for SO"
Did he think him out?
The man in Jail thinks not"
Thinks be IS still in Jail eh
Yes. that's what he thinks
But he may be in error
Couldn't be In error and jail. too
could he2"
Doesn't look reasonable. does ftz-
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-03-25

A freakish incident in connection
with the cold weather was reported
from Hampton. Mass, where the TEN
perature on Hampton hin. which IS
one Of the highest points thereabo
vas 2 above zero. While IN the valley
below. around BigeloW pond, Their
monsters reEistered 80 below
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-03-25

Peru and Ecuador have submitted
their boundary dispute TO the king OF
Spain for final decision. We shall con
tent ourselves with commencing the
principle of arbitration without com,
menting upon the arbitrator.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-03-25

Three handsome boys about q, we'll
dressed, wellkept, and deceit looking,
passed the EmpOria (Kan.) Gazette
Office They are sons Of well-to-do
parents-bOys who have a little pocket
money whether they work or not If
the style Of clothes should completely
change in the next thirty days, each
OF these boys would have a complete
new outfit He could 90 to the store
and order it, and the bill would be
sent in" The are not bad boys;
they would think nothing. however, OF
spending two dollars at the bowling
alley, and borrowing the money from
some other boys to pay for il, and kit
ing the debt around till they could
work their fathers and mothers for fl.
An old cOdger who sat in the Ca
Zette Office and saw the boys pass.
said Poor devils-pOOr little devils
they have no show. Luck is against
them"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-03-25

The German court which decided
against the use of the red necktie
seems to. have taken the matter with
an amusing seriousness. but there are
lots of people in the United States
who applaud the finding.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-03-25

Admiral TogO's plan Of stepping in.
giving the enemy few swift iabs and
then making q quick getaway before
receiving any damage must commend
itself forcibly to the judgment Of Mr.
Corbett and other great American
strategists-
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-03-25

prisoner in a Brooklyn police sta
ton refuses to eat anything and has
lost forty pounds since his arrest. II
al prisoners would refuse to eat. the
tax rate might be brought down to
where it ought to be.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-03-25

The Korean army has been ordered
20 join the Japs in the field. In order
to cause panic among the Korean SOL
diers it viii only be necessary for the
Russians to shoot their hats.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-03-25

The quartermaster's clerk who was
discharged for insisting on spelling
route" with an e" is said to be a
native Of Chicago. It's absolutely Ger
tain he isn't from Boston.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-03-25

The popping of champagne corks
save an alarm of fire in a New York
hotel Might be a great anti-prohibi-
ton argument, if it were not for the
fact that ginger ale would do the
same thing.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-03-25

President Harper declares that stu.
dents at the University of Chicago are
affected with ''mind-wandering They
have probably been taking their pro.
fessOrs too seriously.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-03-25

A Chicago casket manufacturer
drew $4,000 in a lottery. If he had
remained steadily at work a more GER
tain thing than a lottery would have
paid him as well.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-03-25

Bon5 ErOcers say they don't keep De-
fance Starch because they have a stock IN
hand OF y q brands, which they know
cannot be sold 20 q customer who has once
used the &c o. pkg Dehancs Starch Ter
sane money
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-03-25

One Of Ibsen's plays has been stop
ped in Chicago because of a fear
OF spontaneous combustion. Chicago
is taking no chances on these things
now.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-03-25
TWO Pictures

An ola farmhouse with meadows vide.
And sweet with clover on each sffe-
A briEht-eyed boy. who looks from out
The door with woodbine wreathed about
And wishes his one thought all day-
.sOhI IL / could but fly away
From this dun spot the world 70 see
How happy. happy happy.
How happy I should be-
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-03-25

CrinoIine must be coming into fash
ion again, as Vassar college needs six
new buildings.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-03-25

It will be time enough for US to re-
1Oice over the soaring price of wheat
for export when we find out how it is
to affect the price of bread for home
consumption.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-03-25

made a similar statement Just as posi-
lively. and again was obliged to
accept It After these things the lee
lures at the chamber OF commerce.
began You reiterated your former
assertions, and insisted that I went
because I got more pleasure there
than in your society ! vas in duty
bound to believe you and so. you see,
1 have gone only as Tar in my sentE
ments as yOu have Insisted on my
going
and have I not been tellingFO the
truth2~
Really. my dear. yo1 put It IN a
Fey embarrassing Fayi You surely
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-03-25

The crown prince Of Germany may
take comfort in the thought that he's
not the only young fellow hOpelessIy
ensnared by the American girl.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-03-25

Herr COnried says the proposed pro
dUctiOn of ''ParsifaI" in English would
be a Dissertation" For heavens sake,
let it go at that!
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-03-25

The New York Mail states that
professor Of Greek has been arrested
for begging Got tired of digging for
roots, perhaps
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-03-25

Why don't you make more
speeches?"
I'm afraid to-" answered Senator
Sorghum. I've seen too many in
stances Of a mans allowing all his at
tentiOn to be absorbed in the prepare
ton Of a speech. thereby allowing the
opposition to get in a lot Of practical
and effective work.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-03-25

Is it any wonder that the rooster
crows? Missouri farmer hauled a
load Of baled hay to town. and on that
hay he carried a basket OF eggs. Both
the hay and the eggs were sold at the
market price. and the hay brought
only two cents more than the eggs.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-03-25

Many a girl who earns SO a week
in an ONCE would gladly give it up for
= chance to cook and wash for a hus-
band IN exchange for her board
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-03-25

Van Week Gland Remedies eurs more chroufe
and nervous diseases than all c-her treatuents con-
bIned Nearly DO patients IN Csenerz. 70iu lTfrdsl
p in Fslrmouut- NeUczses taken daily al over
hebraska- u you are SICK. write rs to-day. We
want your case Blue Beck seat request. Van
Week Gland Remedy Co. Kansks CitJ. Ma
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-03-25

Did Mr.. SDreckeIs fancy Santos
DumOnt was flying too high when he
aspired for the hand Of the sugar mag
mates daughter?
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-03-25

Rice may be declared a contraband
Of war. Well, let's be glad it is neither
beans nor prunes.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-03-25

New Jersey comes forward with a
woman hignwayman. No, she didn't
go through her husbands pockets.
She held up woman who kept a res
taurant
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-03-25

IL 1900, according 10 the census.
here were 81 gas plants il the United
States and the number was not grow
ing They earned an income Of SIS
Oo0eO0.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-03-25

Somebody at Port Arthur ought to
be able to set up a fine business in
scrap iron when the trouble is over.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-03-25

Thirty. society girlsof St. Paul have
lnaugurated what they call the mas
eulinade fad, which means that they
dress up in mems clothes and try to
act like their idea of clubmen at their
frequent gatherings. It seems to be
in order for the mothers Of St. Paul
to organize a -spankinade.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-03-25

What is your personal opinion OF
the announcement BY Dr.. Doyen OF
Paris that he has discovered a success
Eul method Of treating cancer By in
ieeting serum prepared from the
snicrococcus neotoTmans microbe2
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-03-25

A bunch Of celIuIOid roses was re-
spOnsible for the latest Chicago thea
ter fire Here is one more argument
against the ceIIuIOid collar style.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-03-25

Amid the city's constant din.
"A man who rouuo the world has been.
Who mid the rumult and the thronE.
Is thinking. thinking All DAY long
aOh- could ] only tread once more
The field path 10 the farmhouse door,
The old green meadow could / see
How happy. happy happy.
How happy 4 should be-
-TnfversaIfst Leader.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-03-25

The japanese shell that discovered
the Newsly works at Port Arthur con-
irmed the suspicion that there was
such a place.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-03-25

Laureate Austin is said to be fncu-
batting a poem on the Japanese vic
tories Somebody should shoe Mr..
Austin on the nest.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-03-25

'Panamans" is the official word
And it ought not to be objected to by
those who call themselves ''Amerf
cans"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-03-25

After she has been married seven
years and had Eve children q woman
begins TO know almost as much about
managing a family as she thought she
did a week before her wedding dap.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-03-25

The news comes from London that
the Prince Of Wales is not coming to
the St. Louis exposition. Sorry for the
prince.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-03-25

Schwab broke one Of the banks at
Monte Carlo the other day. They are
probably drawing him on.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-03-25

The name Of the Emperor Of Korea
is Hill. For the next few months
his highness had better lie low
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-03-25

Many weak SUI
ferinE women CO
not know that their
kidneys are sick
Baekache tells q
sick kidneys. snd
50 do uri1ary disor-
ders. Sick kid
neys make had
blood. and bad
blood makes bad
digestion, heart
palpitation, dizzy
headaches, nervous
ness, sleeplessnesss
sciatica rheumsdc
pains and constant
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-03-25

e because made by an entirely difsrsnb
process. Defiance Starch Is unlike any
other, better and oEs-third more Tor ID
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-03-25
TlEs As Il FANNY Pms Cor oolstipati0a-

The wise man never tells a woman
that she reminds him Of an old friend
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-03-25
ASK, AED ~ sHALL REeET1E

ASK, AID II. SHALL RECEIVE.
And yet no answer heard
nave he been sometimes half afraid
God might not keep His Wordz
seems prayer TO fan on deafened ears2
Boes Heaven seem blind and dumo2
Is hope deferred Beliewet believed
Inc answering time VII come
Ask what ye wiz - His word Is true
His power Is al divine
cannot test his love too Ear,
his uttermost IS thine.
Sed GOES not mock believing prayer.
re shall not 90 unfed-
he gives no serpent for a fish.
NOR gives He stones for bread.
Thine Utmost longings may be told.
Lhe hopes that turned 70 shame
The empty life the thWarted plan
The good that never came
say not. The promise is not mine,
GOD did not near me pray.
i prayed trusted fuIly-but
me grave hath barred the way"
God heard thee-He hath not forgot,
Faith shall at length prevail.
ca, know thou, not the smallest lot
OF all His word can fall
on, II ye truly have believed
Not vain hath been thy prayer
As God IS true. thy hope shall come,
some ttme-sOme Way-someWhere-
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-03-25

Lots OF people come to grief by meet
ing trouble halfway.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-03-25

A man is. in luck If he doesn't get
turned down while waiting for some
thing 10 turn up.
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