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Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1904-09-09

"De man dat talks loud in an argument"
said Uncle Eben, "bab foolish notion dat
he kin use his lungs SO as TO save wear an
tear on his brain. "-Washingt Star.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1904-09-09

There are too many people whose energy
seems to be exhausted in reaching the con
clusion that something ought to be done
Puck.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1904-09-09

why did you marry your divorced
wife again? Old love comes back "
mo, By the time l paid her alimony
/ had nothing to live on, and 80 l mar
rieG her for her money.'-Judge.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1904-09-09

Do not believe Piso's Cure for Consump.
ton has an equal for coughs and colds.-J.
T. Boyer, Trinity Springs, Ind, Feb. Is. 1900.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1904-09-09

Every cloud has silver lining, but the
trouble in clouds never comes to us inside
out.-Chicago Tribune.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1904-09-09
FROM MISERY TO HEALTH.
A Prominent Club Woman, Of Kansas City,
Writes to Thank Doan's Kidney
Pills for a Quick Cure.
Miss Nellie Davis, of 1915 Michigan

ID
Ave., Ka sas
City, Mo-, society
leader and club
woman, writes;
81 cannot say too
much In praise Of
Doan's Kidney
Pills for they
effected a COM
plete cure in q
very short time
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-09-24
Lire UNDER WATER.
Night in Submarine istinctneaa OF
SuDerRurface Sounds

Night in a Submarine isfinctneaa OF |
Supersurface Sounds
Jules Verne has been INDICATED. His |
dream ship, which for generations has
been voyaging under 10000 leagues of
imaginary water, has at last become
O. reality-a submarine fact. 1t has
been demonstrated to the satisfaction
Of the United States navy that Captain
Memo and his tabled Nautilus have
been echpsed, or, in nautical phrase,
submerged by modern submarine tor
pedo devil, the Fulton, which recently
spent a comfortable night on the bot
tom Of Narragansett Bay.
On the night following the speed and
firing tests, it was decided that the
habitability test should be made by
submerging the Fulton at the bottom
Of the bay. This was the first test
ever made under naval supervision to
determine whether men can live aboard
submarine boat under water as safe
ly as they could in a Newport villa.
Cooking utensils as we'll as reading
matter and other articles of comfort
and necessity were installed on the
Fulton during the afternoon, and at
10:43 that evening the boat was sunk,
with nine men aboard. One Of the first
impressive features Of the experience
was the distinctness with which sound
was conveyed to the party under wa
ter. In the small hours of the morn
ing the crew were awakened by near
ing what was afterward explained to
have been the Fall River liner Plym-
outh touching at Newport en- route
from Fall River to New York.
Although the Plymouth did not pass
within a mile of the submerged Fulton
several of the submerged party were
awakened by hearing her ploughinG
through the water. Prior to retiring
for the night the water-imprisoned
company had an excellent meal, which
was prepared ON board, and after the
boat was submerged. All the cooking
as we'll as lighting was by electricity
and had it been necessary, the boa
could have been heated by the same
means.
The air reservoirs were filed to theil
full capacity Of forty cubic feet; anc
! when the Fulton rose to the surface a
l1:O6 a. NJ, after being under wate1
? for twelve hours and tWenty-three min
, utes, there was hardly percept1bl'
l difference between the air Of the sub
. merged boat and that Of the surface
! world.
AS a result Of these tests the nava
= board of inspection and survey will
, recommend the expenditure Of tn
$3.50, 900 recently appropriated by Con
Eress for submarine destroyers Of tn
! Fulton type. This means that tn
u United States soon will have a fotill
= Of a dozen submarine devils for defer
live and offensive purposes during wal
New York Times
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-09-24
Why Ned Rescued the por

That was brave actr, eiacnIo+oa
a Boston man, as he stood IN +ho
Wnarf In little southern town and
saw an old negro plunge unhesita+inc.
y INTO the deepest water to save a
very small boy who had stumbled and
tallen from some piling. "A brave
ACT ana he Is a hero, no matter how
plack the skin he wears!''
Inc Bostonian was foremost in the
group that gathered about Uncle Ned
when he climbed back on the deck with
the rescued lad.
Your son Is it, old mann" he ouer
SOM" ~
There was very fervent admiration
IN the down casters tones as he put
the question.
NO, sub; no, suh," gurgled Uncl,
| Ned. Dat iii rascal amt no kinner,
or NINE"
Then it was all the Drawer" OK
claimed the interrogation, positivel,
Darlng his head out of respect for tn,
Old mans high-born courage.
Huh" sputtered the hero, you sho
don't think Use durn fool 'nough to lie
dat boy drown when he's got ever
speck er my fish bait in his pocket Pr
Washington Post.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-09-24
Enelish Axes at HASTINGS.

At the battle Of Hastings the corps
d'ente Of the English army were ac-
coutred with sword and shield, and in
addition to this they had hung great
hatchets on their necks, with WHICH
they could strike doughty blows"
Whenever a special deed of valor is
credited to an Englishman in that
battle, with one exception, it is due to
the ak he bears. And now what were
these axes that dealt such deadly de-
struction on the Norman knight? AS to
this we are left in no doubt. Time
after time does Waco call them great
axes" The head alone in one instance
was a foot In length. And the Bayeux
tapestry out of about twenty axes
represents all except some three as
having long handles. Hardly ever do
we find in tapestry the short ak for
one hand.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-09-24
Committing a Sentence.

Judge Gary, at recent meeting OF
Steel Trust stockholders in Hoboken
said in the course of an argument:
Your objection reminds me Of the
objection a lawyer once made to q
Judges sentence. This judge had Civ.
en- a prisoner, convicted Of second de.
gree murder, thirty years solitary con.
dnement, whereupon the lawyer cried
out:
"'But, your honor, my client is old
He won't live thirty years.
"Well, then said the Judge, I'll
shorten his sentence to life imprison
ment, if you prefer it. New York
Tribune,
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-09-24
HOwSE ThIRP

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward fo,
any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured bv
Halls Catarrh Cure.
F; ]. CHENEY g. CO., Props, Toledo, O.
We, the undersigned, have known F. j.
Cheney for the last Is years, and believe him
perfectly honorable in all business transsc.
uons and financially able to carry out any OBJ.
legations made by their firm.
WEST & TRUAx Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, o.
WALD1NG, KINNAN d MARVIN, Wholesale Drug.
gists, Toledo, o.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally, act.
Ing directly upon the blood and mucous sur.
faces OF the system. Price 75c. per bottle.
Sold by all Druggists. Testimonials free.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-09-24
There Was One Who Did Not Laugh

There Was One Who Did Not Laugh.
mark Twain once expressed the
following sentiments to young wom-
an who had not smiled at thing that
he had said during an impromptu. re-
ception in his honor at Bryn Mawr
College, to which his daughter had in
yited him. All the young ladies but
one were in a state of great giee dur
ing the humorist's address-all but one
had laughed heartily at every witty re-
mark. Just as Twain" finished, he
turned to the young woman who had
not laughed, and said, in an under
tone: "You are the only sensible one
here. l have not said a single anus
ing thing If it were not for the con-
spicuousness of it would like to press
your hand."-Success.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-09-24

than the new one just dedicated by
France to her soldiers who fell in that
conflict. The French lost about 10000
men, while the allies-English, Dutch
and Germans-lost $4,000. These
frightful casualties throw into insig-
nificance the combats thus far waged
in the East and which Japanese admir-
ers would have the world believe as
transcending anything preceding them
The monument Is crowned by a
wounded eagle, typical Of the defeat
France sustained in the downfall OF
Napoleon.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-09-24
what She Said.

"George, DEAR" she said, with a blush,
edo you know that Mr.. Simpson asked
me last night to be his wife"
- well, like his impudence. The idea
of proposing to an engaged young LADY,
What did you say to him Z"
81 told him that was very sorry In
deed, but he was too late" -Tidbits.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-09-24


The proprietor of a large office
building, who had a room for his own
use in one Of the upper stories, was
surprised one morning by the entrance
Of man with a valise. Don't YOU
want something, sir" began the caller,
sin the way Of a new and improved
outfit for marking handkerchiefs, I'M
dergarments and"
mo, l don't" interrupted the pro-
prietor. How did you got up here
We don't allow peddlers or canvassers
in this building"
"You don'tT'
"That's what l said"
II saw no sign to that effect"
swell, you'll see one the next time
you come. 1 shall have one put up
I'm that case" rejoinod the man,
opening his valise with alacrity, you
will need one of these"
Here he displayed a neatly painted
card over a foot long and nearly as
wide, with this inscription, in large
! letters:
mo PeddIers or Canvassers Allowed
in This Building on Any Pretext What
ever"
In recognition of his callers clever
ness, genial humor and business like
forethought, the owner Of the building
not only bought the card, but invested
In one of the marking outfits.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-09-24
vi eeley u0UoR oRPHlNE-To TOBACCO
AMIfo HABITS PERMANENTLY CURED
en- s- FOR FULL PARTICULARS --auu
ApDaESs VhE KEEl EYINsTIIuTE: PoRTLANn,oRE.}
Why Ia This Thna2

We see the player on the plot catch
every whizzing ball; high ball. low ball,
grounder hot, he catches one and all.
But it is strange, we do declare, this
self-same catching star, will chase him
self for half a square, yet fail to catch
his car.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-09-24
Why He Liked IL.

"Your friend looked Mt the lines In
my palm the other evening"" said Miss
Elderly, land he said it was a great
pleasure to read such a hand as mine"
eyes," assented Miss Paraffine,
George Is a great hand to read an.
cient history."-Indianapolis Sun.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-09-24
Avoided the Subject.

Winks-Did McKick have much to
say ON the subject of railroad monopoly
while you were there?
Minks-Well, no. You see, just after
I called, a cartman drove up with a box
for him. The railroad freight on it for a
hundred miles was a quarter; the cart
mans charge for hauling it six blocks
was fifty cents.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-09-24
No Appetite

Means loss Of vitality, vigor
or tone, and is often a pre-
cursor Of prostrating sick
ness. This is why it is
serious. The best. thing
wou cam do is 20 take the
Sreat, Alternative and tonic
Hood'sSarsaparilla
Which has cured thousands.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-09-24
The Clhiaf,a NIiatnke.

Big Injun (admiringly)-M like pic
tur'.
College Man (proudly)-I thought you
would.
Big Tnjun-Heap pretty squaw!
College Man STANDARDIZATION old
heather! that's a portrait Of me when
belonged to the football team.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-09-24
AN INVISIBLE ENEMY
TO HEALTH

Malaria is slow poison, but the most stubborn and
deeply rooted when it takes possession of the sys-
tenn. We breathe into the lungs the polluted, germ
tainted airs the little microbes then enter into the sy
tem and feeding upon the red corpuscles of the blood
reduce this vital, DEMONSTRATING fluid to such
weak, watery state that the patient becomes stless
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-09-24

There are few paupers in Japan. Ev-
erybody works, and it is considered a
disgrace to be supported by your rela-
tives while you have the ability to earn
your own living.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-09-24
Another Crank.

"What did that new arrival want p
asked the Recording Angel.
HE asked me if l knew where he
could get hold of four old halos," said
St. Peter. HE says he wants to try
to build an automobile. "-Philadelphia
Press.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-09-24
ON THE FIELD OF WATERLOO.

Monument Erected by France to Her
Soldiers WhS Fell There
The field Of Waterloo, where the
star Of Napoleon I. forever set in a
night of gloom, has been variously
marked with monuments by the ma
lions whose soldiers took part in that
titantic struggle. No more attractive
memorial has been erected, however,
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-09-24

At the st. Louis Exposition, which is very severe
upon the feet, remember to take along box or two
of Aliens Foot Ease, powder for hot, tired, ach
ing, swollen, sweating feet Sold by all Druggists
Csc. Don't Accept Substitute.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-09-24

pale and anamic, and men
tally and physically de-
pressed. Malaria may be-
gin with slight rigors or
chilly sensations, followed
by fever and thirst; but
gradually ali parts of the
system are affected; the
liver becomes torpid, and
dark or yellow splotches
appear upon the skin; the
and there are frequent he
constipation and a general
from Malaria can descriE
are apt to follow where thi
tration. palpitation, sleeple
and. risings and dangerous
the more dangerous becaus
an invisible atmospheric p
lodged in the blood are pr
while, clogging the circu
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-09-24

R1T@ Permanently &nreo. no nts or nervousness
THO after first days use of DR. Klne's Crest Nervs
Rsstorer Send for free S2 trial bottle and treatise
DE. b. H. Kline Ltd e3f Arch ST. Philadelphia Pa
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-09-24
Will Give Up Tribal Rule.

On March 4, 1905, $1,000 red men in
the Indian Territory will give up tribal
rule and become American citizens.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-09-24

For coughs and colds there is no better
medicine than Piso's Cure for Consump-
ton. Price Is cents.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-09-24

The total trade Of Abyssinia is about
100000 per annum.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-09-24

Mothers will find Mrs. Winslows's Soothing
Syrup the best remedy to use for their children
during the teething period.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-09-24
PRICES THAT TALK.

Best galvanized standard wrought iron pipe,
q inch, $3.50 per 100 feet. Best sgalv anized
standard wrought iron pipe. inch, $7.9L peg
100 feet. All sizes in black and galvanized
pipe at lowest market prices. Wood pumps
leather and canvas betting, hose and packing
at wholesale prices Write us for your wants
in the machinery line. Irrigation plants o
speciality. Reierson Machinery Co., PoFt-
land, Oregon.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-09-24
Where Women Are Ruled.

"Are there clubs for women in this
town" asked the suffragist from the
East.
Certainly not" replied the gallant
Westerner. Owe can handle women
without clubs. Chicago Post.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-09-24

Ignorance is the night Of the mind,
but a night without moon or star.--Cops
fuciuss
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-09-24

Amory, Miss, Jan. %, 1905
About fifteen years ago suffered with bo1As,
and took course of $. .. 81 winch pul1I ne ny
and entirely cured me of the boils. Three years
ago suffered with Malaria, and remembering
how much good s. s. s. had done me, deter
mined to trv it again. glad to say that the
results were all could have DESIRED since then
take s. g. s. every spring, and have no attack OF
Malaria, Last summer spent most Of the time
on Tombigbee bottom having timber cut.
A. E. DALRYMPLE.
stomach fails to properly digest the food,
ldaches, dizziness, bad taste in the mouth,
WORKOUT, tired feeling that only sufferer
e. Other and more dangerous symptoms
8 disease is neglected, such as nervous pros
ssness, enlarged liver, weak kidneys, boils
ooking sores and Assesses. Malaria is all
, of its insidious and stealthy nature. 1t is
bison, and the germs and microbes that are
,pagating and increasing in number all the
alton and gradually wrecking the health.
What is needed in Malarial troubles IS
blood purifier and tonic. S. S. S: Purifies
the perm-infected blood, tones up the stom-
achs improves the appetite and invigorates
the entire system. 1t stimulates the torpid,
SLUGGISH organs of the body, enabling them
to properly perform their functions and
,tions and alth-destroying matter that have
md clogging the circulation. S. 5. 5. con.
but is strictly vegetable remedy, blood
md the greatest of all tonics. If you have
write US, and medical advice will be fur
II SWIFT SPECIFIC CO.. ATLANTA Ga
The Southern farm gazette. (Starkville, Miss.) 1895-1909, 1904-02-01
The Marvcls of Corn Cure.

Thousands OF practical ins'an-
cce could be given To show the
value ot improved varieties Of
corn. For instance. one south
cru ILLINOIS farmer. more pro-
xrc~sIyc than the rest. wa~ III
duccd 20 secure enough IN proHcd
seed 20 plant ,;'o re A. re
suit of his study OF coru IN :tc
Illinois College OF Agriculture.
These .;,Rl acres out.ylcidcd ali Of
the other nclds on Mss farm more
than thirty bushels per acre. and.
40 lar a. could &c determined.
the fields al that entire section
yielded ahou; thirty bushels per
acre. The increase ~ Weld
mean. = io:a' gain ~ about 1900
bushels which tcpr~acn,cd a
cash value 81 ahoutSs, Cao Tor that
season A. this increase did
not rcprcscn; an increased cos,
81 production. The gam "a~ pure
profit. In another case \ iarmer
IN central Illinois became inter
cs'cd IN improved seed core.
through the school o! corn ludr.
Ing IN tho illinois Agricultural
College. lie secured enough
seed. grown by a corn breeder,
60 plan, eighty acres ~ \ re-
suit. he raised almos, twenty.
i've bushels more per acre on
HIS field than where The ordinary
seed was planted. The neat
year over i.,ssl acres were plant.
cd with improved seed. and Ian,
year over 700 acres q. ,mproycr
corn from the moro carefully &C.
lct'cd seed was grown on this
arm. In addition there ~crc
thirty breeding fields laid ou, Tor
the purpose o: systcmattt aud
scientific improvement, oil tho va
ricsic~ grown ~ this pace. In
northern Illinois the manager al
\ large iarm became Interested
III The benefits OF improved seed
corn. With the result, tina, la~,
year nearly 1000 acres OF I'M.
proved orr we're grown. and
~ectcral breeding fields we're c..
t"hlishcd y. u. Shamcl. IN the
Cosmopolitan,
The Southern farm gazette. (Starkville, Miss.) 1895-1909, 1904-02-01
We can grow Nitrogen much

VIC can gro" Nitrogen much
cheaper than NC can huy -.
TO" peas can DC grown IN every
county IN this State. This cron
pays tor IT. cultivation MANY
times in the improvement, OF the
soil and AZ the same time Yields
paying crops OF hay and seed.
Plan 10 plan, peas in corn, after
the oats, and in the small cotts,
whea !, ~ laid by this year.
The Southern farm gazette. (Starkville, Miss.) 1895-1909, 1904-02-01
Fertilizers.

prepared and fertilizer applied
for another crop. This has been
thcordcr OF things since man was
commanded TO till the ground
from whence he vas taken, But
MANY have been the improve
mcnts made or ADAMS methods.
Adam no doubt made good
crops. The soil was 80 fertile
that way iarinE man though
a tosl' could not prevent the soil
from Welding bountltul haryc~:s.
Ignorant brute force could ~uc
coed thc- bu: how different now
The man who succeeds in l"o4 a.
a farmer must DC an in,cligcn,
man. He must DC capable o, ac-
curing valuable information
from others and aisoh,ted:o con-
due, experiments on hrs own
farm. Millions OF dollars arc
spent for fertilizer annually in
this state. And a large per cen,
O. the fertilizer applied TO the sol
does no good. Potash IL ot no
value TO a M:ssissippi farmer.
Our soil is dchccnt IN only two
clements. Nitrogen AMI pho..
phoric acid. N,,rogen ~ bcs,
obtained IN oo,,onsc.d meal and
phosphoric acid n acid phosphate.
\ mixture Of 1900 pound. OF cot.
,onsced meal and 200 pounds o;
acid phosphaics makes an excel.
lent general purpose COMMERCIAL
fertilizer for Mississipp, SOILS.
Chemical ANALYSIS ~ Of bu, ~.
tic value 10 determining tho
amounts OF eo;;onSccd meal and
acid phospha,c4 needed on differ.
ent soils. Chcmicalanaly.i~ aoc.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-08-28
Notice 20 Contractors.

Sealed bids will be received az the
mayors office Ardmorc. l. T.. until
. o'clock p. m. Tuesday. September
6, 1904, for the erection and compile.
tion of brick or stone Carnegie H.
brary building Each bid shall be
accompanied by a certified check Of
$3.50 to be payable to the building
committee same TO be forfeited as
assessed and liquidated damages.
should the successful bidder fail TO
make satisfactory bond within FIVE
days after being notified that his bid
has been accepted. Plans and speci.
fications can be seen at the Office of
J. b. White architect, Ardmore, /
T.. and at the office Of S. wemyss
Smith, architect. Fort. Worth, Texas
The right is reserved to reject any
and all bids. II. HARDY.
Chairman OF Building Committee.
1912
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-08-28

The Worlds Fair Evcurs'3u 20. la
connection with the Frisco system
will on August 80, run special excur.
sions from points in Arkansas, Indian
Territory, Oklahoma and North Tex
as to st. Louis and return. The ser
vice furnished by the Excursion Co.
will include transportation to and
from ST. Louis, daily admission to
the Fair, lodging and three meals
daily at the Inside Inn, admission to
the leading Pike features, rides on
the Ferris Wheel, and in fact all
necessary expenditures. Five days
will be spent in st. Louis, and the en-.
tire cost of the trip has been placed
at nominal amount in order to en-.
vance the cost OF the entire trip. For
information address Worlds Fair
able anyone TO go and TO know In ad
Excursion Co, Fort Smith, Ark. 22.6