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tn, Z, o,gr,1s paracea 10 assuage
, T,ou CsIendiTes Of YOUTHS Fernenting Rage.
And Animate the freezing Veins Of Age TT.
When Henry savile, in 1878, wrote to an uncle
Of his that certain friends Of theirs rcan Tor tea
INSTEAD Of mines and bottles after dinner, base
unworthy Indian custom, which most admire
your Christian family for not admitting ne niue
imagined that few years mora would see uhs
base unworthy custom adopted by the upper anu
middle classes of England. and followed by as many
NJ the English coonists on the opposite shores OF
the Atlantic as could afford IT, He little foresaw
either how important part the new beverage was
to play in the refining of English society ana tne
elevation of women, the home ana the sel'ie
feminine arts and virtues
Tea, the softly breathing teapot the tea table
mother pouring tea!-what pictures Of quiet Eng
lish homes and English people, of English herones
from Emma and Mrs. Micawber down TO Tess OF
D'Urbervilles, and OF English letters from Daniel
Defoe to Shelley and De Quincy. who were both
of them confirmed tea topers. does a cup Of the
fragrant brown beverage conjure up In TRUTH
English literature and society have so long been
saturated with "Phoebuss liquor" inspiring tea
The Sovereign Drink Of Pleasure and of Health,
as Nahum Tate delirousy called II. that 1t is hard
to realize that was not drunk generally In
England until the third quarter Of the eighteenth
century.
Il sent for cup OF tea, Chinese drink, OF
which I had never drunk" wrote Pepys. who felt
in duty bound TO sample every new thing that
came along And about the same time another
FngiIshman was extolllng the importation In
the following terms:
1T easeth the brain of heavy damps. Prevents
tho dropse. Consumes Rawnesse Vanquishes SUI
nerfuotis sleep. Purifeth humorS and hot liver.
Strengthens the use Of due benevolence"
In spite Of this glowing eulogy. public sentiment
was bitter against being an enemy TO the
national drink OF the country. ale. Arthur Young
and Wesley among those who regretted ltS
substitution for the homo brew. None OF them
perceived that the tea table was bringing into
Vogue a sweetness and refinement of manner that
had found small root In the loud. rough. ale swlg-
ging days-that, the mead or tho tea table
orntr ~ q
place both as the mistress Of the home and as
factor in social progress, while new impetus was
given 20 the homely. feminine qualities Interest
ing indeed is the story of Englands debt TO the
base unworthy Indian custom.
The eighteenth century was the great tea drink
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feel that want their help. also. want both
And Judging from the general enthusiasm being
aroused by the fair there is every indication that
Countess Cassini VIII have her wish -.
home of Mr.. and Mrs. Amzi L. Barber, OF New
York, which they nave placed at the disposal OF
ideally they adapted to al fresco entertaining
Amonr the outdoor features arranged for next
1iaoLs 49,, -, - fi3,ai TrSgTarrna are
o'cIocli Vaudeville with light refreshments
especially Imported novelties from Parts. con-
sisting OF the latest models in hats, parasols.
blogses neckwear. b0as ana 'TSU, gof
diamond earrings one hundred bottles Of cham
clude peasant laces. drawn WORK enames and
iac0uers There viii also be French toys. flowers.
bonbons. music and all other features usually
found in bazaars."
tlonal flags. and Nine Jusserand. wife Of the
French Ambassador viii preside over the sale OF
another decorated booth near by Baroness Hengel-
muller, wife OF the Austrian Ambassador, and Miss
the Postmaster General Will be in charge OF the
postoflce, assisted by George Howard and corps
OF captivating young carriers Mrs. Herbert Wads-
worth will sell imported millinery and Mrs Hitch
cock, Of New-York, will bring on her own assist
Mrs. Townsend VIII have the flower hooth, and Miss
Ethel Robeson the booth for toys. Mrs oliver 10.
cess OF the German garden which inquired at a re j
cent indoor bazaar, will assist at similar garden
next Tuesday, which promises TO be an interesting
feature, the grounds are large enough tc give
some idea of what German garden really means
feature and has secured among her attractions sew
eral actors who VIII appear at a local vaudeville
oTse 5ere 1eTt week as Wen as ~ on o
light refreshments win be served at small tables.
with Mrs. Stewart Hooker in charge. There is to
Punch and Judy show and living" attractions In
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THE TRIBUNE PATTERN.
A Tissue Paper Pattern of Fancy Biouss
Waist, No. AIS, for 10 Cents.

No form OF the 1880 shoulder Is more grzessni
than this one. and none give better Ines ma
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the shape of a band Of Russian children from New
York, who are coming to dance and sing.
In Difference Mrs. RoOsevets wish, MISS
Roosevelt takes part in public entertainments
but IL is expected that she will be present on the
grounds both afternoon and evening. FIFTY or
more girl friends of Countess Cassini VIII pc on
hand TO sell and rattle. among them Miss Isabel
May who will serve at a booth in the afternoon
and sell flowers IN the evening. Miss May IL a
specaI friend of the countess and like her, has a
phenomenal record for selling bouquets. ,
Russian societies from different parts OF the
country have sgnifed their intention or coming.
and Countess Cassini has had dozens OF letters
attend. ,,,,z.
While II is not true that the japanese Minister
hira is said 10 have Endorsed the statement thaI
the Russian Red Cross will tenderly for any
Japanese soldier found wounded on the field
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Frank Scott Gerrish. Frederick J. Swif- Herman
Meyer, o. II Kahn. Simon Borg. Charles Gilmore
kerley. O. F. Malcolm. Robert Franklin Adams.
Louis Guttman. James b Curtis William Van
DuIer Lawrence, F. W Sells. Mss j. POmerane.
Miss Caroline Pelgram and Miss Dele Fay Norris
The ushers who Will assist Miss Peigram t18
Misses Ethel Pelgram, Ruth Eaton. Ruth Haszir.
Florence ODay Isabelle ri. Spelual. Agnes
Sprsgue Wood. Maud Cole. Mary J. Bruno. Mar
gerry kertscher, Florence Harrah. Stella 3. Mile
Helen Nuttng. Esteile Smith. Lulu O'Bien. Abb
valiant. Belle Tiffany. Helen Bonner, Bsatrt, ,
Sprague. Jennie Victoria Dickson. Mabel McMaho...
ClariSse Hale. Nellie Grant granddaughter OF Cie.
eral L. s. Grant; Edna Levertdge Murphy. Ade~
laids Wallack. Florence May and Elsie Sidenhe-s
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II
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-04-24

; ~ 81 kAAA3 49, 49, =
waist also Is ad-
mirable IN every
way ana suits all
fabrics OF the sea-
son. me shallow
yoke. the pleatS
below and the
full. dropping
sleeves all are
features and most
admirable o n e ..
while the extern
sions. IN the
form OF box
pIeats. over the
shoulders. make
quite the latest OF
the season. The
model Is made OF
champagne c o
ored eOlienne en-
Droidered in ring
dots and IS COM
binsd with finely
tucked II u 3 II II
and lace. the use
OF this last with
wool fabrics be-
In & essentially
smart. but fuuu-
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merable COMBINATIONS might be suggested
The quantity OF material required tOr tne ne
dunn size IS four and three-quarter yards =
inches wide, four yards = inches wide, two and
one-eighth yards A. inches wide. with one yard OF
tucking, three and one-half yards OF applique and
two yards OF lace for frills.
The pattern No. ATS. is cut in sizes FOR e, -.
s6, SO and - inch bust measure.
The pattern will be sent TO address receipt
OF 10 cents. Please give number and bust meaSurs
distinctly. Address Pattern Department. Nev-EorS
Tribune. II IN a hurry for pattern. send an extra
twO-eent stamp. and we will mail By letter post
age In SEALED envelope
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REMOVAL OF sUpERFLuous HAIR.

Nine. J. Julian. dermatologst and face specialist,
OF No. - F1fth-ave., is said to have enviabie
record in her profession She is a graduate Of tho
Vienna Co-HEe Of Medicine. under Professor H0brat
md she claims that in her thirty-hve years ex-
perience here and abroad IN eradicating super-
nGous hair she has not known one failure
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-04-24
Marie Anfofneffe Necklace.

stead OF remaining in safety. NJ. de Spa re-
turned 20 Paris and put UP. under an assumed
name. in a small hotel in Montmartre. where he
was forthwith recognized and arrested. Half
the sum he had received on the necklace was
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-04-24
THE POETRY OF TEA.
It's Praises Sung in Prose and Verse by
Famous Admirers

Hail Queen OF Plsnts Pride OF Eiysian Bow'rs!
How shall we speak thy complicated pow rsE
Thou wondrous Panacea, TO assuage
The Chlendures OF Youths Fermenttng Rage,
And Animate the freezing Veins OF Age
The San Francisco call., 1904-06-14

65 rooms; best downtown numerical house
in city, clearing $500 per month; every
thing hrst-class condition; will trade for Oak
land, Alameda or Berkeley property or ranch
in California; must leave city.
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LODGING-HOUsEs FOR SALE.

A. CAMERON g. CO., Phone South 1850
3 Eddy ST., cor Market and Powell.
Headquarters for Rooming- houses Hotels and
All Kinds of Business Chances.
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l2s rooms; cheap rent; long lease; first-class.
up-to-date downtown house; well furnished;
clearing $500 to 5000 per month; must sell on
account Of other business; only with US
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IS rooms; grand new building; elegantly fur
nfshed; cheap rent; 10 years lease; close in
clears S4oo per month; $4,000 down. balance
per cent per annum; departure.
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IL rooms; rent only $40; fine little apart
ment-houses sickness; must sell; snap; $780,
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BUSINESS oHANcEs-continued.

A-cAMERON & cO.-Phone South 1850.
Eddy St. Market and Powell.
Headquarters for all kinds OF business chances
FOR eale-WelI- furnished Broom ark, moored
one hours ride from city; fine chance Tor
summer outing; also for winter shooting and
fishing all modern conveniences; new. one
year; price 5000 complete CAMERON q
co. Eddy St
I FOR sale-WeIl-located bazaar and furnishing
goods business; cheap rent; 613 years lease:
one OF the best transfer corners in city; do
Ing fine business; other interests cause sale;
price $4,000. See CAMERON & CO, 3 Eddy
FOR sale or trade-Quartz mine; fine prospect;
located in Cal: assays $40 to $40 ton; trade
for rmg.- .-hse. or business. Cameron. Eddy
FOR sale-Electrical and Iocksmith business
central location; established 8 years; rent
must sell on account of other business. CAM
ERoN & CO.. Eddy 1t.
FOR sale-Carriage and wagon factory and
general jobbing; established % tyears; we'll
located and equipped with modern tools etc;
full investigation and trial given; retiring
from business. CAMERON & CO.. Eddy.
EXCHANGES made in all kinds OF real estate,
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OF selling. Box 754. Call office.
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"a rooms; rent S145: new and elegantly fur
nished oak and mahogany; fine proposition;
good lease
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220 rooms; new and up-to-date apartment
house; luxuriously furnished; grand entrance;
every modern equipment clearing $500 TO $500
per month; to be sold at bargain on account
OF departure.
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rooms; fine upper fat; rent only $50; can
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RED CROSS EMPLOYMENT AGENCY,
602 Clay ST.: phone James 2iI6.
NEVADA-Governmen WOrk-Nevada-
Teamsters Tunnelmen. Laborers-
2n pipeline men. 81 % day.
80 italian laborers. 81 day.
/ carriage painter. So 80 day.
2 mixers S35 month and found.
3 cheeremakers. $40 month and found.
3 Chinese cooks $40 to $i5 month
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A-CAMERON & CO.-Phone South 1850
Eddy ST., corner Market and Powell.
Headquarters for all kinds of business chances
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NEW YORK NEWS STANDS:
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nae Hotel and Hoffman House.
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CHICAGO NEWS STANDS:
Sherman House. p. %. News Coz Grea
Northern Hotel. fremont House. Auditorium
Hctel. Palmer House
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AT CONTRACTORS AGENCY,
95 Third St. telephone Main So21-
Gang foreman. So. Yuba County.
Muckers tunnel. 50. free fare.
Drfllers tunnel. 81 5O-S2 70. Tree fare.
Walters city. $50 and found.
Boys for factory. So So good trade.
Pipe line Monterey Co. labOrers, S2 -.
IabOrsrs. near c3ty, 81.
Teamsters. city. 81 so and ID.
Tunnel. Humboldt Co. 81 50-S2 IS.
Laborers. 81 fare 1Oc. hours.
Florence, Arizona. 1aborers. 81 cheap fare.
HORD & SMITH
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wANrED-Man and wife for country board
ing house OF about Is; go north. wife TO do
the cooking, the man TO work in the woods
sawmiu or about the mill yard; going wages
see boss IN city. J. F. CROSETT & CO,
334 Sutter ST.
The San Francisco call., 1904-06-14

CHICAGO REPRESENTATIVE
c. GEORGE kROGNESS. Marquette Buildinl
dong Distance Telephone, Central 26lS-' }
The San Francisco call., 1904-08-14
Tibetan Women.

The traveller cannot fail to be struck
by the hardness and misery Of the T1b-
etan woman's lot. Among some Of the
tribes wives are secured by the simple
method of making a foraging expedi-
ton on some weaker tribe and seizing
as many women as may be desired
This practice, however boldly under
taken, is likely to mean the loss OF sew
eral lives, and is adopted only in cases
of the direst necessity. The following
method is more generally employed:
When a warrior, surfeited with glory,
desires a wife he waits upon the father
Of the girl who has attracted his eye
and makes an offer Of marriage. The
father, after weighing the matter care
fuIly-for a refusal is liable to provoke
a long and disastrous feud-names a
price which he thinks consistent with
the charms and general usefulness Of
his daughter. Then ensues a scene Of
the shrewdest bargaining.
The wishes or inclination Of the wo-
man are never consulted, but the bar
gaining goes on for days, and even
weeks, until a final settlement has been
arrived at. The preliminary bartering
having been completed, on the day ap-
pointed for the wedding the woman is
placed either in the upper limbs of a
tree, while her male relatives remain
on the lower branches. armed with
thorn-sticks-or in the back part Of her
fathers hut. while the relatives guard
the entrance in similar manner! The
suitor rides UP on his horse. arrayed in
wedding fnery. and/announces his in
tention of seizing his bride. In fact
this is love making Of the most siren
uous kind, requiring ardor and courage
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Sa7Uyer's Whisky.

Among the old miners Of siskiyou
County a man can get worse whisky
at Sawyer's bar than in any other
place on earth. This is the belief of the
gold diggers Of that section, and that
faith is accepted as orthodox.
Regularly every Christmas Billy x,
foreman of the Orc Fino mine, takes
his layoff down at Sawyer's. Once the
superintendent asked him why he al
ways selected that place for his vaca-
tion.
Il want to have one yearly drunk, Z"
said Billy. "and 1 want to know just
when 1 am drunk. SO that I may enjoy
the sensation
well, can't you enjoy the sensation
in any other portion of the county or
State or continent % asked the super
intendent.
mo. When I'm drinking Sawyer's s
whisky and 1t begins to taste good,
then know I'm drunk"
The San Francisco call., 1904-08-14

mycratic gains. FIR tn Republican TIL
news from ths Southwest is so cheerin
as to be almost Incredible or quite So But
iliction day comes at last Th' people iv
this gr-reat country gather at TIL varyous
temples " liberty, in barber shops an livery
stables an indicate their choice iv evils. A
gr-reat hush falls on tn land as TIL public
pours out iv tn side dures iv tn saloons an
reverently gathers at TIL newspaper offices
to await with baited breath tn thrillin news
firm tn first precint iv tn foorth ward iv
Sheboygan, Wis. An thin again we hear
TIL old but niver tiresome story: Texas
give Dimmycrat majority iv FIVE hun
dhred thousan but will reopen tn polls if
more is necessity; tn Dimmycrats hops iv
tn prisint ratio is maintained tn Raypub-
lican victhry in Pinnsylvanya will not be
unanimous. An wan candydate rayceives
six millyon votes an is Overwhelmingly de-
featcd an tn other rayceives FIVE millyon,
nine hundred thousan' an is triumphantly
ilicted. An there ye ar-re.
why, Hinnissy, wanst whin | was in po1-
lytics, me an Willum O'Brien put up Ger
man be tn name iv Smeerkase or some such
name fr alderman FIR tn fun iv tn thing
1t was gr-reat joke an aven TIL Dutchman
knew it. But befure he'd been nommynated
two weeks he begun to take it seeryous
'They'se good dale iv dissatisfaction in th
ward with TIL prisint aldherman,' says he
an ye know I've lived here long time an
I'm popular with TIL boys. Stranger things
have happened thin iv this joke was to turn
out thrue.' WELL says |. if ye're ilicted l
want ye TO make me Uncle Mike Chief iv
Polls. He's licked thin all an he raaIy holds
tn job ex-propria vigore, as tn Supreme
Coort wud say says L. Sure. | WILL says
Smeerkase. Well. he come into me place
ivry day to tell me how his campaign was
gettin' on. He had assurances firm more
people thin there were in tn ward that
they'd vote fr him. He had his pitcher took
an hung tn tilllygrafy poles. He hired a
man to write his obichury firm th' time he
took his first glass iv beer as baby to tn
moment when tn indignant citizens iy tn