Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-03-05
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tN'N'S - II Is, 1 Ndu I'd I'm,
who il was. Cleveland Plain DeaIear.
Iulia-Ts Clementine really 20 tnaas
lectual? Aurelia oh. yes: she neres
can tell YOU a thing any other woulsn
has on
Il see the sold tag on Dauber's pie.
ture." Yes, De Smith bought it
Why don't they hang the tag on De
SMITH"
Has Mrs Dash decided not 30 cos-
tinue her suit for divorce?" Yes. Hes
engagement TO Percy Specie is OH
Brooklyn Life.
Father-Don't ask so many oues
tons, Tommy? You are not supposed
to know everything that goes On
around here. Tommy No, but J de
though,
Doctor Jinks~l suppose You mast
nave lost some Of your patients by be
ing away for so long time? Doc,oy
kent-Ies. confound IT, Ten or dnz
en- OF them got well
Dusty Dennls-Say, pard. what does
the paper mean by unspeakables
FurkT' Gritty George Why, OATS Sc
guy dat invented de Turkish bath
Chicago Daily News.
One o de sad things bout dis lie.
said Uncle Chen. lis DAT it's So muck
easier TO depend on de eumity Of yoA
enemies dan on de friendship OF ynh
friends. ~ Washington star
A fearful Occasion: Il wonder IL
there's been funeral in that housey
Why Two women just came cat
crying oh, il must be wedding
Philadelphia Public Ledger
You know. Jessie. the good bssos
says Love your neighbor. spoke She.
mother 10 her little girl Yes, nnAns
ma but that was written before tRrs
days of fats. "--Nonkers Statesman.
You say that you have your o~S
way about the house," "luvarsblY.
answered Mr. Mcekton How do s0e
manage IT," BY always agrcsaax
with Henrietta. Washington Star
What am l ever going 10 do wsk
such a bad, bad boy"' sighed the fosss
mother 20, You leave me alone ~.
piled the young hopeful I'm not hsts
as bad as l can he. Brooklyn Life
Mother Why children. what's aD
This noise about; Little Freddy We~v.s
had grandpa aud Uncle Henry loekess
in the cupboard for an hour, an wIen
they get little angrier I'm going IT,
play going into the lions cage!
Mother My boy. What became 81
that last piece Of pie left IN the cap
board and told YOU not to disturb? Us
carl Gated it, Mother-And what
would you call IN act like that? Ossas
-Disturbia' tn piece, | spose7
Brlggs-Do YOU have the courage Is
take "A cold bath on these winter more
ings? Griggs Indeed | do. BuG =
missed 1t this morning. Briggs
What was the trouble: Grlggs Tbrrt
was no hot water Town Topics.
Wouldn't YOU enjoy your dhaer
more If YOU had earned IT," No" ala
swered Meaudering Mike, II wOuFda1
fink of intrudin any mercenary oas-
siderations into dis season Of hospital
lty an good cheer. Washington Star
The new sentry, a native OF the Ens
erald Isle. was on post duty fer fhe
first time ~ night. when the etfioer eF
the day approached who comes
there" he called Officer Of the day
was the reply Then what are yer
doin' out at night" asked the sentry.
Literary Reputation: "Lizette," ssie
Mrs. Goldrich 10 aer maid. Il wish yop
would run mp 70 my room, get the norss
On nay writing desk. cut the pages, take
il back to Miss Bookhldes, present ny
compliments and thanks, and tell her
the story aroused my most profouss
interest. Tit Bits.
The Secret of Failure. Lawyer
What was the thing that led to Ysug
financial downfall? You seemed 10 be
doing a good business. Bankrupi--g
was; but one day | started ont to sese
i could borrow some money. ] fouBS
it so easy that kept on borrowing
Somcrville Journal
Grimes ITO Spencer, who has told one
Of his best stories)-Ha, hai Do yen
know. Spencer, always did like shaG
story. Spencer thought you nrasa
have heard II several times. Yss
wouldn't be likely TO tumble TO she
joke the hrst time you heard il, YER
know Boston Transcript.
Like father: Rangle- What weNo
you Furnishing your boy for this IaoEE-
ing? Angle For lying He said BE-
saw a fish IN the milipond az big an
the one I've been telling about toas
got away from me there last wesA
Rangle-But maybe he did see IT. An
gle Nonsense! There isn't a fish fhsk
big In the pond. Philadelphia Press.
The Horrible Example: How $50
business has so much improved in the
side show" asked the man from che
main tent. 4 started the living sSsJe
ton to smoking cigarettes replied She
hustling manager II don't see uky
that should draw people Yes; ever