The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1904-09-29
MISSOURI ITEMS

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"Abuao and mud Singing 81 not the
arguments OF an Intelligent man" II
Il thought the "dcyil' wrote f..
Vixen men set more red.eye than
they can stand In Slater they are
taken before judge rsh. whose name Is
easy for them 20 pronounce.
A Southwest Missouri editor ia in
trouble. He tried 20 call a minister OF
his town almost immortal" and the
printer made Il almost immoral
A show company stopped in Neck
City four nights recently and the Car
thage Press correspondent there said
II played to immense crowds"
The Salisbury ress-spectator has
been sold TO A. r. Marshall and DR..
7. d. Mangus Of Clark. The new own
ers viii take possession Of the paper
October /.
The Sbelbina T~orchiight, in telling
Of an accident recently, said that a
woman was kicked by a COW. break
ing n Of her limbs" Puzzle. Which
was hurt. the woman or the COVE
Advertising surely brings results
An Ozark county farmer, when asked
whom he was going to vote for In the
gnbernatorial race, got mixed up anu
answered: "Harroun."
while Dade Peters was eating a
sandwich Saturday" says the Pee Dec
Patriot, he bit his tongue badly. But
what made Dade madden was to have a
cur dog come along and eat the sand
wich which he had dropped"
A Johnson county girl who was mar
rled a month ago was very deeply
concerned. before the wedding, about
the effect Il would nave on a rejected
sutton. Two days after the ceremony
was performed, however. be began to
take notice" and now he Is prepar.
ing to get married.
G. n Kellogg. OF Pleasant Hill. went
before the schOo- board OF at town
recently and offered TO put several
pianos in the public school building II
the board would employ q competent
teacher. He was told that q lack Of
funds prevented the boards employing
the teacher. Mr. kellogg then said he
would pay the teacher himself
DR.. r. Il cabeu Of Chiilleothe has =
peach that Is ten inches in olrcumfer-
ence. The doctor is showing the peach
around IN that ~fd ike u see some
body beat Il" manner.
A Walnut man. who married abom
three months age. Is now telilng his
friends confidenuaIly that be ought to
be arrested FOR gambling. He means
be has found marriage a lottery.
An exchange asks; Does a man
ever get too old 20 turn and look nj a
pretty girlg The Louisiana Press.
Journal man says he cannot answer
the question for others. but he VIII
admit that he Is stan aging and sun
turning ana looking.
The Appleton City Tribune says
that Prof W. r. Starr. director OF the
newly Organized department Of music
AZ the state university. Is probably the
fattesy singer In Missouri. Prof Starr
tips the beam a. 300 pounds. sccUrring
10 the Tribune
The Monett Esgle man became pro
yoked the other day and said. rid.
ing wheels on the sidewalk a. a nut
sance: the boughs Of trees hanging
low over the sidewalks constitute a
nuisance; more than eight dogs IN a
crowd make a NUISANCE. Atate the
nuissnc0s.
The station agent AZ West Alton had
az unusual experience the other day.
A strange man who had zen walk
ing the ties stopped az West Alton long
enough to offer the agent a dime for
the use 81 the track. He was informed
that walking on the track cost nothing
and he went on his way wearing a
puzzled look.
The other day a Kirksvllle small
boy went over 10 a neiRhbor's home
and entering the kitchen said 70 tho
woman Of the house: Mrs. Pickens
iemme look In yer face a minute
The woman picked him up and asked,
what DO you want. Williog" The
hoy looked at hor a moment and then
replied. Gee. q yer ca ugly eE the
devil he ain't SO bad" The oma
has decided that she wont speak 10
the boys mother any more.
0ovepof Dockery has appointed
James ~ Haw 20 be probate judge OF
Mississippi county 90 nu a vacancy
caused By the resignation u ". C.,
Russell
Just because Joseph Pyle drives a
hack Ia Walnut the Review calls him
q ~Pyie--driYer.
The Herald says the corpse 81
teachers IN the C~astlevllle schools
will be larger thia fall.
Jacob Newman Free. better known
all over Missouri a. the Immortal J.
~. Is very sick In Mansfield. O.
Some OF the trains on the %, X"
line are now run south only 70 o..
born. PattonBburg doesn't think the