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The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-02-07
EVANSVILLE, IND.

A social event Of Monday evening was the
celebration Of the anniversary Of the birth OF
Mrs. Thomas J. Hollingsworth. q family party
Of about thirty guests being entertained in hon.
or Of the event by her daughter. Mrs. Ben Grit
feth Thompson. in Jefferson avenue. A two
course supper was served. Among the out-ot-
town guests was Mrs. John T. Allowsy Of
,s MRS va ESsa5 Ts' G the hostess p At the meeting ~ ,s Of
keyoiution, Tuesday afternoon at her home in
chiefly with business matters.
a social evening was spent At the parish
i mouse rh ., AFFAIR M fs %as s fRsneh BY Ta ass Yem sSen,
Of the second division Of the guild Of the par.
the committees Of the evening and was assist
ed by the following: Miss ATney James. Miss
Miss, Clara schmitt. Mrs. Gilbert Wright. Ms.
CHARLES Slo,,s Patrick, Mrs Albes, RheinIande, Miss
man and Mrs. Harriet Runeie. among those re-
Ss1xfans o MTs' N Has; q s 81 xisl'' M MRS A IA 6;
To.ian and Miss Mary Bell. supper was served.
Tuesday I've might. the affairs being sE5ansed Sy
y iansheon. fns guest. sa' ~eTs: t The al. aSa,0 Ksl
L. hsu RsA RSEr. t RUst sf kasH.l. A RsaI. B %s=lssshT HM:
ma schmeln,an and Lottis Anders; Messrs. The
Dens,er. Fred Wsslters. Claude sis.' Dili Ls' IoSi. s Tor,
nato. Loui. Behagg, Frank Staub. Arthur An
s Sis. julius JUL sn s.. Mi Hiiil. Ghs and x nnssI:' k ng; AMID
and Charles St. Hitler.
Harry Goedde. of No. 17 Upper Seventh
street entertained at his home Wednesday night
in honor of Charles Hennel of St. Louis. The
evening was spent In games and music, and
the guests were: Misses Mayme Folz, Dena
Bente, Estelia Lanney. Lille Heifrich, Emma
Klein. Title Rosenberger, Anna Meidrich. Anna
Stuymeier, Julia Helfert. Mayme Bente: Meesrs.
Harry Goedde. Clarence Tweedell, Clements
William Heinrich.
The iegular meeting Of the New Century Club
was held Tuesday afternoon at Mrs. B. +. Won
home in Riverside avenue. The pa
psrs Of the afternoon were by Mrs. r.. c. VIII
kinson and Mrs. John Hubbard on the literature
OF the feisn OF the later Georges.
mrs Robert Ray OF Attica, Ind. In hero
street. Oo"~
Miss Minnie Klaus OF Mount Vernon Is the
street.
The Misses Kimmel have returned to Hem
derson. after spending a couple Of days in
the city as the guests of Mrs. Roosa.
Miss Ada Rudd. who has been visiting Miss
tslisareih Sonntae for several days, has re-
turned to her home at Roclport.
Roscoe c. -Wadsworth has returned to
WASHINGTON. after a visit with friends.
announcement is made OF the birth Of
son 10 Mr.. and Mrs. Jesse Armstrong OF Mem
Ihis. Tenn. formerly of this city.
Nrs. Catherine Klaus has returned to her
home at Mount Vernon. after spending sew
eral weeks in the city.
city. III"
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-02-07

Claude We, drum. Ross kyssr, MiIi Pa.ssEs-n.
MI. and MIS-. Everett S.s1 Th n.a er fi have returned
from their bridal trip East.
Bile. "e'' ''''A' trip to New Orleans anu MO
warren .Rs "e Of F4.se 81 Ha.. M Mnsu ce Eifasf sna M @i @:
Ny s nna Ms at 3 The h home F,s q the S sI,ds.s Pg aIsnts;;
Julia and Waunita Fisher ribbon bearers. Miss
a Ma,y p Tsnf Ei Ess maid sfat Il ho af IN: rh sr: best T Ths
Reverend Harvey Jones performed the cere-
!sSnSi BRIDE diss w Asw eoaP ptaye ID the sh, wed sh,soS March aSer
white SIX trimmed with lace Miss TENT wore
wi Snis on net y n 9Hs1 white silk. The couple aspa,,-
La. where Mr.. Warren Is assistant manager
and general s,ns,intenden, Of the L,,g,.,ans
Long Lear Lumber Company. Out-of-toHn
s Mant'; p Ms' sna Were Mrs Pan P;as EisseI ., Gssa, Falls:
AND AND M Mrs.. Nm H q R!ss q Ses,assa city Mr:
NJ, and Mrs. j. i. Burnett Of i1umansviIie.
stan of the Frisco Hospital at dinner Tues.
d day evening; The table was decorated with
pink shades in silver cahaeiahras' ''''
the MF Es snS Mrs c,1 Henry GIr, schne,lsr entertained
present were: Doctor and Mis- william RAnh,r.
GIars and mis-; henry schoiten. Mir. al.d nrs,
~. and Ms. j. Nj Il: f ssaes MS s1r' sa and Mrs. JACK
hnsseiI: MI. and Mrs. Charlie Rose. Mr. and
Mrs: EDWIN Mol, Mr.. and Mrs. Harry II.
Miss Eta Moore departed for St. Louis Sat-
urday 10 attend school. after a VISIT with Miss
Bertha Holland.
Mrs. J. l.. Carroll entertained Thursday aft |
erI.oon In honor OF her niece. Miss Carroll.
Miss Louise Shelton and .Miss Callie French
nave Issued Invitations for a finch party sat
Mr.. ani Mrs joseph McCord Watson were
the guests OF Mrs. l.. T. Watson this week |
route to their home in San Antonio. Tex.
Mr.. and Mrs, Oscar T. Headley entertained
with q dinner Tuesday evening In honor of |
Sr. and Mrs. Joseph Nc. ord Watson. Others
PRESENT were: Mr.. and Mrs. Jerome Boarnan, |
sr. and Mrs. Otis MiIlisan. Mr.. and Mis-. !
a,.c Weav.r. Miss Gertrude Massey and MISS
Mrs; G l. Brown is entertaining Miss
blanche Tallman Of Croker. Mo.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-02-07

the AR, League yesterday on "Dchers and
Doctor Howard Burns spent Wednesday with
frierus In ~. Louis.
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WASHINGTON. NO.

II. F. Buhr was the guest Of st. Louis # ends
! Sunday.
Mis-. Ethel Collins OF sedalia was the guest
OF Mis- Mary Isbeii last week.
Miss Addie Clawson of st. Louis Is the gtiesi
of her sister. Mrs. d. Z. Wi.ks.
Robert Siumpe Of Alton. Ill. was the guest Of
tie family OF Bai.ke. Stunpe sunday.
The Misses Frances and Agnes B.nrlann Of
ST. Louis We're tae guests II relatives.
Doctor ai.d MRS. Ju4.I Shell wee tue guess
OK tn.Ir aauGLter. Mis-. h. +. North ,f III.
waiter isLsci of ST. Louis vas the guest of
LASS l.. q JG.dan Of 81. Louis was the gue.t
Of Miss A:.nd stoenn.r last N'eek
aiiss SiJ.cy Hoss ente-tanru Monday after
noon with p.og.es-.ve ..ih-h. It lelns her bi4tn-
Une of the events of the week was a tineh
pa.,y siven by Mis. H., ", iiein At tie borne
VI hsI I,yth,r, sirs. 4. +. A,.i.s, Inu. say
n nfeaTa W., Z H strf La.'ot rS wss p.Ssen, We're: Mss
Ma.y, RlsS Anna s-mt.t, i>ass Hairy; MAJ
bern.ss limbaugh. saliie loss and Mary luz
YES.
nom, the occasion being her birthday.
The Reverend q. l. ,tashbuin has accepted
Iii. and Mrs. Charles Frand of Fulton, Mo-.
Willie 1rrntIlann IS me guest Of his brother.
LOUIS 1rehtiiann. in DE a!Ima.
in st. Louis TUESDAY.
Miss Matte uaayniore, who has been che
49, "a t"' SAAlAli- u - 81 a. IL. Il
and Doctor ]. NJ. GalI-morc, for the last mnnth.
returned TO her home III Salisbury, Mo, Sal.
urday.
Miss Kate Bradley entertained the Fl!nch
Club at her home on Ccddr boulevard Tuesday
afternoon.
Miss Lille Busch was the guest OF st. Louis
friends last week.
~. a. ribbe was the guest OF ST. Louis
friends Wednesday.
hrs. Garry Bu,tler was the guest of St. Louis
friends Wednesday.
Miss Mary Pur,es was the guest of friends In
Union last week.
Mr.. ana Mrs. August Bauer were the guests
OF ~re:atives and lriends saturday.
Tae ladies' Leap Year ball at the Turner Hall
Saturday evening was a success. A very large
crowd, many from st Louis and other places.
was present.
Mr.. and Mrs. William Godt of New Haven
We're the guests of relatives and friends Satur-
day.
Leo Backer OF st. Louis was the guest OF
" washington friends SUNDAY.
Miss TIllie Wiineinj of 81. Louis was the
guest OF Miss Adele Stumpe last week.
Ms. I. 4IcularIus celebrated in honor of her
birthday.
The Young Peoples Society Of st. Peters
shurch will give an ente-ta nmert at the church
Fentuary IL.
The Young Ladies. Solaiity of the Catholic
1liu,ch Will give a euclre at the school hall
February II.
Henry Jasper of St. Louis was the guest Of
Washington fiieiIds Sunday.
Miss adele StUTlpe entertained the Embro.d- |
cry Club at her home Tuesday aftet noon.
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10 PLIN, MO.

Tho event OF the week in rocial circles wa.
tn" Charity Club card party. given In the par
loss OF tho Joplin Commercial Club Tuesday
evening. The Charity Card Club is composed
OF the Joplin Commercial Club and all the
woniea's clubs in the city. Every room at the
club WAS decorated with bunting. evergreens.
u; flowers a:.a pott,d plants. In the big as
sem,.y-ioom tables were placed to accommo-
$3.50 "" tevp.e a.u ..r., t....r Was vcru, .,d.
The i.eccpIun Committee comprised Mines. i.
i. +. ai.:.r. III a II . %aisr. j. W. II. MeA nlee.
..a,io.i st-p..s. J. Al. ste. ,,-ns. II. e. Danger
49,. ~. &. Irvu,nan. Gus Wes nlun. W. Hen
iicht j. W. Alien, ". stvarns. Il. b.iney. ".
Erossm4n; J. Z. tes.so., NJ, Weller, 1: ".
Flank Matahew>. =. Thurman. E. Jenkins. d.
a.. rage. Ave oe'efl. IA. N.uwoitn. Preston
.-nen., Z. {. stiae:stiick:r a. 1. burnett. 5.
- L.ciseu. lnuiiias iUIiey-
THURSDAY evening sev.iIi OF Joplin's young
,adies s.,o a leap yeas DAD at the G-rmania-
I."i.,s LAnss,oh. Wal uou.r. Lrnest uoDar.
Waiter Ai,I.arss. Misses Mamie Norris. Nell
icy. siizab.th Munson. D nSsa "a ss.T Hl' Emma nuln.
Momtr. Maud Mche-. Tiiite Geidmacuer. Mag
Sadais. .linnie Heron. TEA srandiey.
Mess.s. Hairy Lauue. bach. Inoinas Mcdonald.
c,s. ch.l.rs t.a4ns. Co.D Iareclow, e +.
piehm. Zines; I'rehin. George L..iott. Samuel
edtCl. Lii b.S.IJy dAiI 'iIslIleS DuIStSS.
at1- h a. 1.oin.uh AID -Aiss Lucy scott
entertained the Satu.-dy SOUVENIR N.Ist CIuo
II ;t- hoiHs "a ...s. luuIston oituioay after
iivCn.
...ss lone Moore has returned from a visit IN
klbsaa city.
u.s.. ". a. kirkpatrick has returned from n
.;sit With her l,artn.s. Doctor and Mrs. j. +.
.g>c.,s. in LG.eI.a.
ANS. u. 4. n..son and Hiss Della Wilson of
tacoma, WASH, are the guests Of Mrs. T. G.
Mss Ferca Eistler OF Kansas City was the
eL,st last week Of Mrs. {. II. Rohrer.
Ms. George Cunningham has returned from
: visit WIN friends IN IT. Louis.
Miss Lena Ded.u OF Lawren.v. kas.. Is visit
ing her aunt, MIS-. .HeiI .iin ": Hutchinson.
as week OF nor bio,Iyr. haywood Svati
Mrs. y. w. Orsto;t Is spend ng a. couple OF
VEGAS with friends ana relat.ves in St LOUIS.
MIS-. Georbe iieirio,i mas returned TO her
.s.ati,eS il Jop.n and other cities in The
MIS- VALERIE Smith who has been taking
sui ncd to her home in joplin.
Is r. wd 15ie, "a Noel IS Mu.. was in Joplin
'hs fiss Of TIE "sss y si;ins f,iends. ,.s-
Mr.. W. b Eabcock of Fort Covins,on. y.
MS bro,her-in-iaa.. Mr. H. j. Schrirer.
Mines. william Batemaa and Nellie Sos
nan departed wednesday sor Reedsbuls. Wis.
IL response 20 a tee. ram announcing Inc seri-
'us illness of tneir mot, er.
Mr.. K. F. t-.mpL'i vas q. visitor in Fort
Smith. Ark Wel-e-day.
or leNaikana. Ark. for " visit with her hus-
aid.
lne members OF the Locking Forward club
AZ GcrrnGnia Hall " edatsday evening.
ar. and hns j. W. Arthur OF G.asstIn. ~
J.. are the saesis q Mr.. and Mrs. L. L. Ar
Mr.. and Mrs. e J. Overly have returned
iom a v4sit With relatives ia se.eiiy. has.
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Cousin Patricia" t BY A' ssof Ma Ttn
res lby francis Howard IViliatds. prsne e.
vaniatsky Ella NJ Tybont ~ Nla M }init
Barbour, Clinton. Hangeraeids ,,, Eiii ~.
Flower Harriet boyer and Arthur ar ] ss'
Current Literature.
one 81 tho most useful OF all p!,b.li.c co
lions we receive L. Current Y .at,it,,
which always contains a spleentHti,aa ,.,,n,,th
OF the events and literature Fl me 1t ~ Az
The ebr,arX nlintb'er Is ssxtle 'llly ui puBlea
ton. Il
81 Outing.
Some Of the leading features OF o 'lt's
'TThrouEh The Rebel Country OF the
MoOrs. Albert HI Dnnforth: o..ra rr,h.
Ia Holes BY Accident In Golf, Geor 81 11 IL
u Animals in All, r. Einton, Perry Y, ]. ~,
Among the Georgia Crackers ne' ilto
o Things sWuth considerin'. Cap,n Tit y 81.
Into the Mlsts Of Mount MclA1h'eS' w.
" Men and and Women Of tho outdoor Wor rp'
sp Jin tAbp Finds an glephantt {photo'
graphs BY the author, Caspa , n,,nssy y,,.
A Skirfnlsh In the Brush Eu"sh 90
oy The Great cuthbcrt Rookery Herbert
K. Job. .,..,.
photographic Field DOGS III HAoNt11''' =
Edward AZ Donnhlly. --
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and an age. q prose and prudence can
As my Friend Prospero" possesses the
three esseRtial Eifts,,it seems more than h n
world to which he has just been intro
duced will accord him an enthusiastic and
sincere welcome.
MRS. M'LERIE.i Written by J. ]. Bell.
Published by the Century Company.
New York.
The most Interesting thing about this
little book Is that it was written by the
author of 'Wec N1acgreegor." BY, an OBJ
scure author probably 1t would never
have attracted the attenton Of the p pub II,
and Mrs. McLerle Is the heroine. Her
friend and associate is Mrs. Munro. and
the conversation of these two very talk
ative women makes the book. OF course.
the conversati ton Is in dialect. and every
body does not take kindly to. Scotch Ola,
lect. But the women are very droll. and
Scotch fun goes. Mrs. McLerle is the '.Mr.
Dooey'' of the dialogue. while Mrs. Mum
70 takes the minor part Of Hennessey;5s
1t is too much to predict for it that 1t
will be another Wee EN1acgreegor.
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Scribner's for February.

The opening article rte in scr!bn va.,. for ;9
f fsoS T England IN S eGtSs
The hs a F. IA anne u s.
There are. several other interesting pa
e sor5 o are By
Eleanor Porter William R. Llghton and
Mary Moss.
Magazine Art
The color frontispiece in Harper's for
February is one, of a series. Of illustra l.
part laoss Of ao Robert ns w chamberss travesty,
1.-THE Spyx." The drawing is excellent,
The figures reproduce the type which has
the American sri" and the = merlcan
is stown in the rich color pictures Wh ,si
sg9e Mor mss n The A zfta
Wllehcraft Of chuma. 4. shows uneom-
number NIB Of "The Cent ury"a(s Very rich
n color, and shows admirable contrast !.
BY 1o Nine. Vigee LIE Brnn Of herself and
daughter. forms charming frontispie!se:
One Of the finest sXampfes OF agyaVz a1s
portrait OF the rIncess Louise, The lovely
face OF ths Princess, ne pearls, wound nsS 40
her costume and the rose on her bosom
are depicted with the hand OF master
TWO color pictures by Mazneld Par,
IRISH show, exquisite views Of the Medicl
TOMS article On "R9man Villas FIX Ea.
an and r. whose PAL "a Ray Of light
vas v The Fem m, Of last springs art py the
airy number Of the Metropolitnn. done by
ParkeE 9E
! bizarre In the, extreme, so much SO th a1
That the prinHfss Is snuoHs aooyeI sveds a.
4 sign for. the cover Is done by Blendon
! Campbell,
The Worlds Work.
| The leading artists In the Worlds Work
The r,Iresidenst and Wall street. Serene
The president and the People tfrom Let,
/ tiers from the WesD
The M9fk G gh AespMi.uaS an
Profits OF Garden and Orchard. B. T.
Galloway
v ahs pe Ghares e f. Ha awe mo
| Providing ihe World With Power. AT
LII Lutmberlng BY Machinery dllYstrated'
One Trust and What Became OF 1t III,
lustratedl. Henry ": Laner.
| Perfect Feeding OF the Human BODY
The Public Schools OF a Boss-Ridder
City, Adele. Marie Shaw,
The Work q a, Wireless ., !, Telegraph
The, Emigrant Jews at Home dllus
ira ted Ezra $, Brgdno, u po.n.,h,,,ty
* British view Of American Schools
Alfred Mosely
mcClure's Magazine.
The leading article In McClure's is "A
Corner in Labor by Roy stqnnard 3 ker
BY Booth Tarbkinston: i5The Story O
Rockefeller" by Ida Tarbell; One Hun
dred Masterpieces OF Painting by JoM
There are seven short stories.
Lippincott's.
The complete story in App!pcott's 4
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A LITTLE sOD-HoUsE
IN NEBRASKA


7 dine upon dishes OF silver and gold,
In glitter OF china and glass;
walk upon carpets so thick and so soft
! sleep In a chamber of5azure and white.
Under satin and down. put alaGk!
In the dead OF the night. when Tn lying
awake.
TO a little sod-house in Nebraska.
The floor It was bare and the smoke
Were covered With pictuyes-old prints
From the very few papers that drltted
our way -
And the window was curtained with
But OH Oh! What an army Of beautiful
Came eee out in the nrelight to play.
would do
From r,i, the little Is' sodshouse in Nebraska.
vo Ssck BUY S;,t for my mother gown Of
But Ha alas GU ere tasted the fruits Of sue
The gfave-mod was over her face.
And sitting alone DER a bottle Of port
/ bark to the wind In the nlght,
AS 1t means and groans, ana 'H''A
How # waIls Tar away I. o'H n H ths sIts
/ am tired Of the dangerous lilies q life.
long for the wind and the rain, !. :,
The glory Of morn on the ueMy' s'se''
corn II 81, 81 asa. oo,tn
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R.F. ssss e ss,5 rs:s.r l. q

U8O ~ . . a W. y - = SNo''eS, = y -" &
I rams leave .iin.oi.4-iSof.n"drd.
1:l5 A. A.. daily. Byrd 81. Through.
s.15 a NJ daiiy. alain 81 Intuuxn. t
s:4b 4. NJ, daily. -AiA.a ST. 4nsousn. All
S S:54 a. Il. except Monday. Byrd St. Through.
AZ US x. 81. Week days. Ella, Ashland
'G 800 <. H.. sunday only. Byrd St. Throus:,.
A-S So 4 A. H.. week days: Byrd st. Through.
' 1905 noon. week days By,d g., Through
5:6s p. ii. daily. Main ST.: Through.
S:s6 ~ NJ. week days filba. Ashland &C.
s.o5 p. H.. daily. Byr. st, Through.
Trains Arrive Observation-Disclosures.
$40 a. NJ. week days Eiba Ashland ac-
s:I5 x. NJ. week days, Byrd St. Fredericton
i ii:so < 4. III H. on Week days BYRD St Through
hS S:o5 = p.o H.. daily. Main 81, Through.
e? 4:I5 r. H., daily. Byrd St. Through.
ss i9;ss r. 4. daily. Main st, Through All
H. H. week week as b BYRD Sc
IN .NNoTEMPulInan Sleeping or Pnrlor Cars OF
nli trains except local ACCOMMODATIONS; l.,
W n"DUKE,'C. W. GULF. W. P.TAYLOl
Gen'I Mnn'r, Asst. Gent Nnn'r. Traf Nan
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Matrimonial Quotations.
STEAMBOATS,.
VIRGINIA. NAVIGATION CO.,
YoJIlTADEl,PHIA

~ I'd JAMES RIVER DAY LINE.
STEAMER POcAHoNrAs leaves MONDAY.
wEDNEspAY and FRIDAY att a. ~; Tor
Norfolk Portsmouth old po.nt, dMawpor - N .nr
nsctinK on az ga Po 1t Tor Washington, Baltimore
and North Fssfleyea .o dr tas
70 wharf, Fare only Sl.6o and 81 to Norfolk.
Music by Grand Orcheetron,.
ISreicht recaiVed for abovG,nhmed places ard
In. fN' ~ ~ 7']'l IRWIN WIISGER,
6S5 General Manager.
e. a, BARBER. Jr, Secretary
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SOUTHERN RAILWAY.

nCt1lDCAE A-1r 80 ~ Az. ", L.v
TRAINS LEAVE JtlSA1aO.>U.
4 100 a. M.-l3aliy. LUciil tol Charlotte, =. c.
2:s0 p. A II. -0aiiJ Liniied.f Bunet Pullman
81 10 Atlanta and Bi1Iuingnun.E .NGW Orleans.
II Memphis. Chattanooga ana all the South.
i 90 sM.--EAE SuIIoay. Eilt3sSllls Local.
100 r. A.-Daily. Limited Pullman ready.
~ :yS r. NJ, for all the South
.'s-.. p55aF1s YORK RIVER LINE. ts91
The fayorIteb route 10 baltimore and Eastern
points Leave Richmond 4.2o r. al. Monday
"Wednesday and Friday
s4:l5T a. Mt--E1cept sunday. Local mixed for
7; as p M-Loca:. Monday. Wednesday and
Friday for West Point, -
$50 p. M.-Except sunday. For West Point.
< Z connecting with steamers Tor baltimore niiJ
river landings Monday Wednesday and FRI.
TRAINS ARRIVE RICHMOt,O.
6:55 a. 81. and s:42 J.. M.-From all me South.
{. 3:a5 p. M.--r'IomH Charlotte ana DurhanL
$40 A. M.-From Chase Citj
e:25 A. M.-Ba!timore and West Point:
I0:45 A. NJ. 5:l1 T. M.-F'rom West Point.
c. II. ACkERT. S. II. HARDWICk,
G.. II. G.. L. A.
c. W. wESrBuRY. D. p A..
Richmond. Va.
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ATLANTIC COAST LINE.

,rRAINS tLEANE RICIMUND DAILf-bf VIZ
STREET STATION,
EFFECTIVE MONDAY, Jam 10TH,
9:05 IA. M--IA, z. H. GAplssS 70 "! polaN
eco x. 9M.-Petersburg and Norfolk; 49,.
1a:Io =, M,-Peicrsburs and 4. w west,
-y.uO r. M-Petersburs ana Nortolh' 4fii,
1910 II. M.--GoldsOoro 1ucut y
$3.50 r. M.--Peterspurg Local! ,,, ,r,,,-
9.6 r. ri --.fFlorida ami West indian tniaS
$40 r.. M-P2tersburg and Y. 8 W, West
ii 40 r. M.-Pettrsburs LOAF f&2
sii:60 p. M.-Florida Speclat, <,,,ro,,,,
IN ms ARHIV2 it ! 81 II ;, .reep,
s,ssn eS5 =, s n; "G H.; ;s,l6:ls li:S5
los 3. NJ; 's:05 T.. NJ 1920 y NJ; 7iss = =
vi 4 81 sunday, .'Eaceps Monday '''sun-
Gay only' q. 8. CAMPBELL. Div. Pass At 2
~, ]. CRAIG, Gen Fsas, a s.
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He.K r..

She always addressed him as Mr..
Until he took couragesand Kr
But now that they're wed,
Like brute he has said,
That kewished to.goodness he'd Mr..
Salt Lake Herald.
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Tho Frenohman drinks his native "'he'
rhe German drinks his beer.
Tho Irlshman drinks his whiskey straight
which bringeth him good cheer
1.he EnElishman drinks his al ana atA
Until .itbrings on dizziness.
The Yankee has no choice a. 81
III ,,rr,xa the whole damp business.
If i Should Die Tonight.
III should die tonight
And you should come to my GOA CORPSE
ween,n nv and nd hoartsick Ger my liteless
clay;
II should die tonight
And you should come in deepest sr Hs ana
& !. woe,
And say Here's that ten dollars that
owe,"
i might arise in my large white crayvat,
And say Whats that?"
II I should die tonight
And you should come TO my CORPSE ana
kneel,
Clasping my bier to show the er1et y o
feei; Ks. g
I say il 1 should die tonight
And YOU should come to mo and there and
lust even hint at paying me that ten,
i might arise the while
But Id drop dead again.
He'd Had No Show.
Joe Beall I'D set upon a keg
Down to the grocery store, an throw
one leg right over t'other leg
I, An swear he'd never had no show,
10, no." said Joe
'.Hain't he'd no show
Then shift his quid to tother Jaw,
An, chaw, an chaw, an chaw, an chaw.
Flo said he got no start in life.
Didn't get no money from his dad,
Tho washin, took in by his wife
Earned an the funds he ever had.
20, no." said Joe
'IIain't he'd no show"
An then he'd look up at the clock
An talk an talk, an talk, an talk,
,"1,ve waited twenty fyear-let's see
Yes. twenty-fo an'snever struck,
Altho' I've sot roun' patiently,
The fust tarnation streak or luck,
20. no." said Joe
"Hain't he'd no show"
Then stuck like mucilage to the spot,
An sot, an'sot an sot. an sot.
1--WE come down regerler every day
Is For twenty years to Piper's store.
i've sot here In patient way,
Say, hain't I, Piper?" Piper swore.
II tell y,e, Joe,
Yer haint no show;
Yer too durn patient'-ther hull raft
Jest LATED. an LATED. an LATED. an
SAM WALTER Foss.
A Pessir1ism.
Tho candidate will soon draw near
With tones OF gentle mirth.
And tells you how he'll persevere
TIN he reforms the earth.
| The rival candidates will pass
Around the self-same song,
No matter which you choose. alas
You'll find you've chosen wrong.
He Kr.
She always addressed him as Mr..
Until he took courage and Kr
| But now that they're wed,
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where the silver creek flows. and md the
golden rod grows " signing e roam,
Oh y, HS st taefe q my birth on the one
that call By the dear name & e Of h e1n
(Minna Irving. in Lesle's Weekly
Matrimonial Quotations.
Ernte-No. she isn't going TO marry
Cl Iaa@B alse they e say he can quote Emer
son y - ana ssoTb ut the other young man
can n "a Quote Sugar and steel-ch'ca l' I
News, @ - -
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sTEAMH BOATS.

III FOR NEW YORK,
By Chesapeake and ohio Ry.. 9 A. H., i,
NJ. a ~ Norfolk and Western n.y., Q A. Nj ar.
81, Ali lines connect at NMfolk with direct
steamers for New York. sei!'ns daily tescspt
= K. r. CIIALKLEY. CITY Ticket Agent,
JOHN y. MAYER. Agent Wharf Foot Of Asa
Street, Richmond, Va
II. b. WALKER ". F. & 2, NJ, New York,
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week days. Byrd st, Through
week days. Byrd ST. Frederilka. {
louation. -,
week days. E;lba. Ashland &C.
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daily. Byr. st. Through.
rive MISUNDERSTANDING.
week days. Elba. Ashland ac-
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POEMS +, MAYBE YOU'D
BETTER NOT KNOW
How They Drink.

How They Drink.
,,,o E,renohrnan drinks his native vine,
,rhe German drinks his beer.
Tho Irishrnan drinks his whiskey stralsn''
which bringeth him good cheer
1he EnElishman drinks his ALI ana all
Until brings on dizziness.
The Yankee has no choice at all
He drinks the whole damp business.
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SAM WALTER FOss.
A Pessirni.sm.

A Pessinlsn.
Tho candidate will soon draw near +
With tones OF gentle mirth.
And tells you how he'll persevere
TIN he reforms the earth.