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Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-08-01

America has developed a class O. men and women that physicians group under the name of coffee inebriates." A coffee inebriate is, speaking broad ly. one who consumes pound or more coffee week. A pound, says one writer, makes about seven quarts O. coffee; seven quarts makes twenty eight cups; and twenty eight cups a week make four cups day. They, therefore, who drink four cups of cof- fee had better look out, for if they have developed as get no symptoms of coffee inebriety, it is likely that they will develop them before long. One of the symptoms of this disorder is an inability to do without coffee. If, some morning, you should forego the beverage at breakfast, and in con- sequence be attacked with headache, you are coffee inebriate. Other symptoms are sallow color, cold( hands, q heart that beats irregularly, and melancholy. The cold hands. the irregular heart and the nervous mel ancholia or depression pass off when strong cup of coffee is taken, but in an hour or two they return. Ameri- cans are the most excessive coffee drinkers in the world. Over a billion pounds of coffee is imported into the United States each year. America is fha nntIr nnTnfrv where coffan inphries ty is recognized as a disease. This disease taken in time, yields readily to treatment. But the trouble with 1t is that, being seldom taken in time, 1t is apt to lead to alcoholism or nor phinism.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-08-01
Baby R.hino Pet.

The wife of the governor of north Borneo has pet which few women will envy her. The governors house iB near a jungle, and from it strayed a baby rhinoceros. Captured as a eurI- osity he at once became tame and re- fused to return to his native wilds. He consumes 16 quarts of milk day and on this diet thrives and grows fat. He might be mistaken for a queer sort of hog were 1t not for the horn in the mid- de of his face. He is devoted to his mistress and follows her about like a dog.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-08-01
Trunks, Bags and Umbrellas
 and Dress Suit Cases

Is, the best assortment to be seen in the city, and our prices are the lowest. Remember if you buy from us you buy direct from the manufacturer at rock bottom prices; we are exclusive in that line; you get the benefit Trunks $1.39 up to $35; Dress Suit Gases, S5c up to $22; Bags, from 29c up to SIP; Umbrellas from 33c up to $1o. Bear in mind that we guarantee to keep in re- pair every umbrella you purchase from us free of charge. Ask for our nine rib umbrella, it is beauty, for $1. This is the place, 153 BANK ST. Waterbury Umbrella and Trunk Mfrs,
 Trunks, Bags, Umbrellas recovered and repaired in best manner at short notice. Telephone 1892. Will call for your repairs.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-08-01

The statement made recently by Magistrate Robert c. Cornell. in q New York police court, that bicy- clist who had narrowly escaped being run down by an automobile would have been justified in shooting the chauffeur, has been taken seriously by the New York papers, and, in con sequence. has attracted national at
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-08-01
Quick Lunch in England.

The American system of quick lunch is gaining popularity in England. It is said to have been introduced by @ revolutionary Irishman, who chuckles with joy as he sees the victims crowd in.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-08-01

Nebraska capitalists are planning the construction of an alfalfa meal plant, near Sterling, Col, and the establish ment of grinding stations in various parts of the alfalfa district of the Gen. tennial state The manufacture of all falfa meal is comparatively new in dustry, and Colorado is one of the leaders in adding 1t to the list of vest ern manufactured products.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-08-01
Low Death Rate.

Lady Tourist-This must be very healthy village. Now, what may the death rate be?
 Old Inhahitant-Wonderful steady, ma'am, wonderful steady. One death to each person-right along.-London Mail.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-08-01
How He Managed.

Henriques-I understand you gratify your wife's slightest wish.
 Ottinger-Yes; it is only her more expensive wishes that do not gratify. Judge.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-08-01
Amber Giving Out.

The prosperity of the pipemaking in dustry in Birmingham, England, Is be- lng threatened by famine in amber.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-08-01
No Show There.

No man is hero to his valet; and most are Holsters to their typewriters.- Houston (Tex.) Post.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-08-01
Special Sale
 SEE THE GOODS.

Don't take our word for it, simply examine carefully, and we know your trade will follow We want to con vince you that our line of
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-08-11

What did the New York Sun mean
when it said that in the two years he
was private secretary to two presi'
dents Cortelyou saw about every body
in this country worth seeing? We
don't like the sound OF this statement.
Cortelyou himself would not say such
a rash and untactful thing. Those
who have the false notion that none
are worth seeing in this country OK,
cept those successful in public life,
had better get out among the people.
1t is an unfortunate and undemo.
cratic statement.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-08-11

In the History of this country from
Washington to Mckinley there is no
instance of the candidate Of u great
political party refusing to accept and
indorse the platform of the convention
which nominated him. But that's
what Judge Parker did and the con.
vention submitted to his dictation and
accepted his terms. II the candidate
is not bound by the platform the
individual democrat is not bound tC
support the ticket, and thousands II
every state in the Union will exercis,
the same independence the candidate
claims, and they have right to-
Marion Register.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-08-11

The smartest thing that has been
said this campaign is to be credited to
the venerable senator from New York
Tom Plat. Replying to statement
of Chas. 90. Murray that Judge Par.
ker was $50 towering that England
sees and salutes him." eyes" re.
marked the senator, "the candidates
can be seen long way off this year.
Both, so to speak, stand on high
ground" Murray is shrewd but did
not grasp the idea. So Plat simpli.
fed it: Roosevelt on San Juan Hill
and Parker on David b. Hill.-Tip.
ton Advertiser.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-08-11

Senator Joe Bailey, of Texas, Is to
be sent by the democrats into the Sec
ond Iowa district, and perhaps into
other Iowa districts, to instruct our
people that the south intends to keep
their states as white mems govern.
ments" and still count on the disfran-
chised negro population in getting
their apportionment for congressman.
They not only intend to continue to
impose on the negro but also expect
to continue to impose on the republic
cans of the north. The southern
democrat enjoys exercising two or
three times as much privilege In the
national government as his brother
citizen of the north. They do not
intend to yield such privilege it they
can help 1t.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-08-11

The South in The Saddle.

Sioux City Journal: Seventy-fve
per cent of the campaign literature
being sent out by the democratic con-
gressional committee is contributed
by southern men. The only northern
democrats quoted in theten phamphlets
now being dispatched by the COM
mittee are Hitchcock OF Nebraska,
Granger of Rhode Island, Fitzgerald
of New York, Lind of Minnesota, and
Sullivan of Massachusetts. Four of
these five are first termers, and the
attention they receive is due more to
the fact that they are northern men
than to the standard of their argu-
ments. The literature" is nearly all
sent north. The southern districts do
not need to know what even their own
men have been saying in congress.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-08-11

We wonder il the gentleman who
quietly stole away to Iowa City and
represented the democrats of this
county in the recent state convention
without having any authority to do
so, will think it necessary to call II
convention for the nomination of n
county ticket, or II the big four will
not get together and name their ticket
without the formality of convention.
They might about as we'll save the
trouble of the convention. They will
control the convention If it Is held.
Talk about u ring!
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-08-11

The Register-Leader is publishing
in its Sunday editions series of i'll
ustrated articles or character sketch
es on Iowa's famous congressional
delegation. This will tend to make
Iowa people better acquainted with
these statesman. They are group
of men that are ably serving the state
and are rejecting honor upon it.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-08-11
Spelling Victory.

Register and Leader: The demo-
cratic acrostic published in yours of
the 9Th requires seven names for SPELL
ing victory, an unfortunate number,
predicting defeat in the seven Walls of
wrath poured out, while number three
or any multiple thereof prefgures the
brightest hope of success.
Republicans need only three good
names to spell victory:
ROOSEVELT
FAIRBANKS
CORTELYOU
II CORTELYOU
CORTELYOU
CORTELYOU
CORTELYOU
The rest OF the party may devote
their time and talents to piling up ma
jorities. ED B. COUSINS.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-08-11

Mrs. j. Ellen Foster, of Washing
ton, d. c., formerly of Iowa, is to go
on the stump for Roosevelt in Utah,
Colorado and Wyoming. AS woman
suffrage prevails there she has a
great opportunity in those states.
Iowa people will remember Mrs. Fos-
ter back 1t the campaigns here fifteen
years ago and will remember that she
is an orator of great power.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-08-11

The cartoonists are having lots of
fun with Parker's habit of bathing
each morning. What there is wrong
about the habit is not explained, but
the incongruity of the great unwash-
ed" nominating a man with such a
habit, seems to have touched the car
toonists' funny streak.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-08-11

The Missouri Valley Times calls
Hon. l.. L. DeLano the senator from
the Cass-Shelby district and the Cass
County Democrat refers to Allen G.
Dawson as running for congress on
the republican ticket in the Second.
These democratic brethren should keep
brushed up on the facts.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-08-11

VIM. E. Broadfield has purchased
the interest of Homer Thompson in
the Glenwood Opinion, the partnership
now being Broadfeld & Mcclure.
Mr.. Broadfeld once before had an
interest in the Opinion. The Opinion
has long been one of our valued ex-
changes.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-08-11

Iowa has great agricultural resour-
ces. She doesn't rely on one crop
alone. One crop may fail but then
she has three or four others to fall
back on, and the time never was when
all of them failed. No wonder Iowa
lands command a big price.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-08-11

Elk Senator Hochkiss, of Abel, who
is editor Of the Dallas County News,
is doing good work for old line and
genuine republlcanism by his able
work on his paper. He knows real
republicanism from either the spurious
or the uncertain kind.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-08-11
NOTICE OF THE REPUBLICAN
PRIMARY ELECTION.

TO the republican electors Of Audubon county
Iowa:
You are hereby notified that the republican
primary election will be held in the several
voting precincts in the county on August 18th
1904, for the purpose of voting on and nominat-
ing or electing republican candidates for the
following offices to be filled in Audubon county
at the general election in 1904, to-wit:
candidate
For County Auditor
For Clerk of the DistrictCourt
For County Recorder
For County Attorney
For County Surveyor Ito fill vacancy
For one member of the Board of Supervisors
And said primary in each precinct will also
elect a member of the republican county CEN
trail committed,
In accordance with the primary rules In
force the polls for said primary election In
each precinct will be open at the usual place OF
voting at four o'clock p. m. and held open until
nine O'Clock p. m Of said day.
Returns of said primaries to be made to the
| County Committee by Sept !, 1904, at which
| time the same will be canvassed
| And the county committee recommends that
| the republican candidates for township offices
| in each Of the several townships be elected al
the same time Of holding the primary election
Dated this 9Th day of July, 1904.
| By order of the republican county centra
| committee of Audubon Co.
A. +. GREENwALDT, Chairman.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-08-11

The crime of '73 is no longer a
crime in the eyes Of the democratic
party. Isn't it wonderful how that
party is learning?-Atlantic Tele-
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-08-11

THIS Is county enterprise where all should be
interested alike and every one in the county do
what they can to help the management make it
counties this will be only opportunity to- at
tend place of amusement of this nature in radius
shape. The management spent great deal of money
and time last and this in improving the buildings
and now Audubon County has fair ground that is
second to none. Let every one turn out and come
and spend your time at the far-.meet old friends.
make new ones and enjoy yourself.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-08-11

Please announce that am q candidate for
Recorder before the republican primaries to be
held August 20.
CHARLEY DONALDSON.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-08-11

Please announce that am q candidate for
the republican nomination for Member OF the
Board OF Supervisors before the coming pri
maries.
E. A. BATES.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-08-11
THE AUDUBON REPUBLICAN.
PUBLISHED EVERY THURSDAY.

Entered at the postofTce at Audubon, Iowa, as
second class mail matter.
Subscription Price, ..............$10 90 per year
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-08-11
FOR COUNTY CLERK

Please announce my candidacy for Clerk Of
the District Court subject to the will Of the
Republican primaries.
CHAS. s. WHITE.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-08-11

Please announce my name as a candidate for
the republican nomination for Recorder, sub
ject 10 the action OF the coming primaries.
G. w. BOYsEN.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-08-11

Please announce my candidacy for the repub-
lican nomination for Auditor subject to the
county primaries August 90.
WILBUR KENNELS.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-08-11

Pelase announce my candidacy for the nomi
nation of Clerk of the District Court subject tC
the action of the republican primaries.
l.. J. HILL.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-08-11
FOR BOARD OF SUPERVISORS

Please announce that l am a candidate for
the republican nomination for member OF the
Board Of Supervisors before the primaries OF
August 30.
+. ID. SEARLES.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-08-11
ANNOUNCEMENT
For COUNTY AUDITOR

FOR COUNTY AUDITOR.
/ am q candidate for the office of County
Auditor subject to the decision of the Republi-
can primaries to be held August Goth.
o. Is. TRAIN.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-08-11

Damned with faint praise" is what
Bryan did to Parker and the demo-
cratic platform. -Glidde Graphic.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-08-11
FOR COUNTY RECORDER

wish to be announced as q candidate for
Recorder before the republican primaries Aug
ust Goth.
ED WOOD.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-08-11

OFFICIAL PAPER OF AUDUBON COUNTY
AND OF THE TOWN OF AUDUBON.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-08-11

Atlantic Chautauqua, August 1921.
For this occasion Rock Island
agents within IS miles will sell tickets
to Atlantic at open rate of fare and
one-third. For full particulars call
on ticket agent. 3lw2
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-08-11
FOR COUNTY ATTORNEY.

We are authorized to announce the name Of
George Cosson for County Attorney before the
republican primaries OF August 20.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-08-11
Speed Ring
Are you Interested? Of Course You Are.

The being rapidly filled and from indications
there will be class this fall than before
Being the circuit with Harlan and Avoca and with good
Audubon County getting fast horses The
will all fill and the owned the different of
the county the best condition possible pleasing feature last
will be repeated this yearTh Ladies Running Race Only
those from this and horses belonging this county will be al
lowed All ladies county invited take part
this and help make it good
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-08-11
EVERYBODY HELP

everybody stock home
ought O
The daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1904-1905, 1904-02-20
COTTAGE GROVE

Mrs. ] NJ. Gleason of Georgetown,
KY, was the guest of Mr.. and Mrs.
Mike Connor. last week.
Mrs. Nell Bomard and daughter,
Claribel, visited Jack Conner and
wife at Liberty. Monday.
The remains of Henry Burk, for
mer resident of this place, were
brought here from Redland, Cal.
Funeral Sunday afternoon and bur-
ial at Keffer cemetery.
J. w. Holland and family visited
relatives in Richmond over Sunday.
Mrs. Jennie Haworth and Mrs.
Lewis spent last Friday with Mrs.
BERTHE Gardner.
Mr.. and Mrs William Rigsby of
Richmond, Joel Swallow and Mr..
Cass Burke were here at the funeral
of Mr.. FL. Burke.
Myron Keller is on the sick list
Gene Clark and sister, Roxie. Wis
tied Frank Rigsby and wife at Bath,
Tuesday.
The daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1904-1905, 1904-02-20
RATES TO THE WORLDS
FAIR FROM RICHMOND.

The fares to St. Louis and return
on account Of the worlds fair. talk
ing effect April 25th, have been fixed
by the Pennsylvania lines from Rich
mond. The season tickets, with re-
turn limit of December 18th, will be
$14.OO. A ticket bearing sixty day
limit will be $1,000. A ticket good
for fifteen days will be sold for $10.-
90. These tickets will be on sale
any day. In addition to the above
the Pennsylvania lines will run coach
excursions on advertised dates for
500. These coach excursions will
be limited so as to allow five (5) days
in st. Louis. These tickets will be
honored in coaches only. Special IN
formation regarding these fares may
be had by applying to or addressing
G. W. Elmer, passenger and ticket
agent, Richmond. Ind. d-w-2w
The daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1904-1905, 1904-02-20
AT MEETING SATURDAY

The Wayne County Historical So
ciety will meet next Saturday at the
court house. 1t will be one of the
most interesting meetings of the
year. Following is the program:
Paper, "The Early Railroads Of
Richmond Mr. James Van Dusen.
Original Poem Rev. Luke Wood
ard.
Report of the New Orleans meeting
Of the American Historical associa-
tion-M Mr.. Jesse S. Reeves.
Report Of a visit to the Henry
County society-Mrs Helen V. Aus
tin.
May p High school, Cambridge
City.
2 p. m.
Paper, "The Whiskey Frauds of
1876"-Dr. Joseph W. Jay.
Paper, History of Dairying in
Wayne County Mr. w. S. Com
mons.
Discussions.
August %, in Meeting house, Foun-
tain City, all day meeting.
Papers on Field Industries.
Papers on Hanschold.
Papers on Industrial Amusements.
This meeting will be devoted to the
Pioneer Industries of the county, and
will be the most attractive and inter-
esting meeting ever held by the So
ciety. A special program will be
prepared and circulated.
November 10, in the room of the
society, Richmond:
Paper, Prominent Educators of
Wayne County Prof Lee Ault,
superintendent of Cambridge City
schools.
Paper, "The Wayne County Argo-
nauts of '49 and '5O'-Prof. Cyrls
". Hodgin, Earlham college.
Annual reports Of officers.
Annual election of officers.
n. B.-Observe the hour Of meet
ing is earlier than usual
The daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1904-1905, 1904-02-20
Suicide Prevented.

The startling announcement that a
preventive of suicide has been dis
covered will interest many. A run
down system, or dependency invari-
ably precede suicide and something
has been found that will prevent tina,
condition which makes suicide likely.
At the first thought Of self destruc-
ton take Electric Bitters. It being
a great tonic and nervine will
strengthen the nerves and build up
the system. It's also a great Stom-
ach, Liver and Kidney regulator
Only so cents. Satisfaction guaran-
teed by A. G. Luken & Co., drug.
gists.
The daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1904-1905, 1904-02-20
THE scRAPPY LITTLE JAP.

When we first observed the yellow
little fellow from Japan,
With his satins. flowers and silks
we grew acquainted.
We imagined him as standing in a
garden with a fan,
Nigh dainty paper mansion, nice
~ painted.
But he offered no suggestion Of war
ship or a gun,
Or deed of martial valor, fercely
scrappy;
Or the military neatness shown be-
meath the rising sun
In the plucky, little lucky little
Jappy.
When first upon the Yalu he de
stroyed the poor Chinese,
He displayed for modern war a
passion ready,
He took to shells, torpedo boats and
warships with the ease
Of spunky little duckling in an
eddy.
Later, when he stormed Peking, the
Jap was first upon the grounds.
With a dash that made the god Of
war feel happy
You were sure revelation to the
military nations.
Oh, you fiery little, why little Jap
Ply.
Lately, when he bearded Russia with
demands to right wrong,
We remarked, "Be careful, kid
we would advise. sir.
That the bear is fierce, and shaggy,
that the Car is cruel and strong
Better look for something nearer
to your size, sir.
But the youngster, like a demon,
clutched the windpipe of the
bear,
Till his mighty paws were paraly-
zed and frappe.
Now her battle ships lie battered, and
her banners torn and tattered,
By the spunky little, chunky little
Jappy.
New York Globe.
The daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1904-1905, 1904-02-20
It is Easy to Say

fBe CAREFUL" but we must all go
from heated houses into chill outer
air, and the change sets us coughing
and wheeling. Avoiding winter colds
is difficult; curing them is not hard
if you take Aliens Lung Balsam.
Better begin when the cold is young
and not wait until it settles deep in
to the lungs, for then, even with AL
lens Lung Balsam, complete relief
will be slower. (6)
The daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1904-1905, 1904-02-20
DEATHS AND FUNERALS.

Schneider The funeral of Mrs.
Cora Edsall Schneider will be from
the Fifth street Methodist Episcopal
church Sunday at 2 o'clock in the
afternoon. Friends will be welcome
to call any time. Interment at
Lutherania
Mott.-The funeral of Nelson Mott
will be tomorrow. After a short
prayer at the home. PSI Richmond
avenue, at 6 O'Clock in the morning,
the remains will be taken to New
port, KY, where the services will be
held in the congregational church at
2:30 IN the afternoon. Interment will
be in the Newport cemetery.
The daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1904-1905, 1904-02-20
EDUCATIONAL
ASSOCIATION
(Continuad from LET Yapo
Continued from LIST page.)

feel proud of our American civiliza-
ton and are all the result of our edu
cational processes.
"Through the public schools is
coming a great service to the very
best interests of religion. One of
the greatest inducements, however, in
educational work, leaving out many
other things, is that ii offers a vast
arena for doing good to others, by
elevating them to higher apprecia-
ton of life and all it offers to man
kind. -
The daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1904-1905, 1904-02-20
East Main Street Friends.

Bible school at 9 a. m, Prof Z. p
Trueblood, superintendent. Meeting
for worship at 1880 a. m. Junior
C. f. at 3 p. m. Senior c. E. at 6
p. n. Mid-week meeting for wor-
ship, fifth day morning at 10 o'clock.