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The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-09-04
Nothing New Under The Sun.

Lexington (ky) Herald.
 It has been said that there are no new stories or witticisms, but that those which seem natural and spon- taneous are usually unconscious octs of half forgotten story or witticism. and he who roproduces them Is innocent of any intention to deceive. Among the stories most recently sent around the press Couldn't Do That.
 Colonel Strap and Dr. Hope were making the race for Congress in one of the Southern States. pr Hope ords of the court would show. bring a suit correctly. When Colonel Strap got
 Ny opponent, pr; Hope, has the ad- take axe in my m profession he has only to go to the records of the court and pub fish it to the world. When Dr. Hope makes a mistake in his profession he buries 1t six feet under the ground. Yes. fellow citizens, can not do that"
 Yet this is an old story; how old we do not pretend to know, but 1t was re- ported as having acturally occurred in States. pr Samuel O. Peyton and Gen. James S. Jackson were opposing candi- dotes for Congress in the Hopkinsville district, and Dr. Peyton one day tauht- ed Jackson with the loss of some cause in one of the circuit courts of the dis trict, and Jackson made the retort now ascribed to this unknown Colonel Strap By the way, was there ever a race between any Colonel Strap and any Dr. Hope? If so. when? In what State. and which was elected? - uncle. ThreshIey Berryman, of this county. and studied law in this city; and opened an office here. He married Miss Buford. of Scott. and moved to HopkinsvilIe. He was a very hand l. some iovabie and attractive man. He was elected to Congress. When the war opened he raised regiment of in soon made Brigadier, and fell at the desperate and indecisive battle of Per ryville.
 When Roscoe Conklng was asked by the Republican Committee to make
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-09-04
Wait for Parker.
Mobile It

Mobile Item.
 Thomas J. Hicks. an American. won the famous Olympic Marathon race con ducted al the Stadium in St. Louis. and Is therefore the swiftest runner in the world. But the world "ain't seen no running yet" Just wait until Judge Parker comes under the string in November.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-09-04
Be Particular.
Dothan Sift

DOVHdN NITIINES.
 People should be particular not to let a mosquito tap claim and sink his shaft till he can furnish a certificate, showing that his instruments have been boiled or washed in an anti-septic. If this precaution is always taken there would be less danger In trans hitting disease. and if Is nothing but right to make such inquiries. and no mosquito who is posted and is disposed to obey the laws of our country should object to it.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-09-04

The Macon Telegraph thinks 1t was altogether appropriate for such a cold and clammy proposition as Fairbanks Is to open his campaign in Vermont If he had waited a few weeks longer. the temperature up there would have fitted him better
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-09-04
A Strange Country,

Tuscaloosa Times Gazette.
 What strange country 1t Is where 1t takes the birth of a son in the palace of the emperor to bring about reforms, If 1t was right for the Czar to- grant certain concessions after the baby's birth, 1t was right before and he must have known it. But still since things are as they are doubtless the Russians are glad the stork left a boy this time.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-09-04
X Fitting Reward. Pnse a to,ar Dnctlar

btFsFHPT HusIIeT.
 And it is suggested that Grover Cleveland run for Governor of New Jersey The. grand old patriot has such a host of warm friends and sup porters that they are not satisfied to let him round out his last days in peace and auietude truly fitting reward for man who has spent the best years of his life in the service of his coun- try.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-09-04

There Is some hope for The Sacra- mento Bee, in spite of its recent dip Into Rooseveltism. Speaking of Hon. Theodore A. Bell. Democratic Congress- man from the Second California Dis trict. 1t declares that he "is the right man in the right place, and should be kept there." And the Democrats of the District are evidently of the same opiuion.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-09-04

One of the handsomest papers ever issued in this country Is the Worlds Fair edition of The Jacksonville Times Union. It is a perfect presentation of Florida's varied industries, and run ming over with State. city and county history. The illustrations show up well and are of a high order of merit.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-09-04

The custom of marrying girls when they are mere children of to 10 years is increasing rather than decreasing in Bengal and other parts of India. The resulting racisal degeneration is becom- ing so obvious that laws have been passed in several regions forbidding the marriage of girls under IA.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-09-04
Just as Annoying.
ElIfati1a T

Eufaula Times.
 It Is reported and generally believed that headache acquired in Bishop Potter's Model Subway Saloon Is just about as annoying as similar ones ac- quired at unconsecrated establish mentS.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-09-04
.& S y y y .ss .Ss y uss Ss % & .Ss .& y & .s v WHAT THE STATE PAPERS .2 1 ARE SAYING. ' < x .ss Ss 1s .$ \ < # y < & J y Js .ss
 All Not Dead.

AshViIIe Aegis.
 The proposition for Judge Parker to take the stump shows most conclusive ly that all the fools in the Democratic party are not yet dead.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-09-04
EnEIand's One Gold Mine.

Gold mining is not a conspicuous in- dustry in Great Britain but a mine In North Wales has lately field report six months, with a net profit of ever $12O,000 But there are not many mines of even this moderate richness
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-09-04

The Virginian Pilot declares that it's head. Ifs as cool as an iced cucumber" That accounts for good many things we had not before "savvied." A cu- cumber head Is apt to be slow about imbibing information.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-09-04
Working thS Migrants.

Birmingham News.
 The chief of police of Memphis made a rich haul of vagrants the other day by raiding the police court room when a trial was on. That was working the vagrants some.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-09-04

P. J. Kelly, Circulation Manager or Ihe Montgomery Advertiser. being duly sworn says: The foregoing statement or The Au- vertiser's daily circulation for the fnon.h ~ of July, 1904, is true and correct anu com agents and leftover copies have been oe-
 P. J. KELLY.
 Circulation Manager. Sworn to and subscribed before me this 10th day of August, 1904. ..a~
 N. P, Ex.-O. J. P.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-09-04

Some of our Virginia exchanges are boasting that the perslmmon beer crop Is large and flourishing this year. If the sUcculent yam is also in evidence. no one need complain.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-09-04

It is lntimated that the man who gets the best of Uncle Henry Davis in a horse trade has to make a very early start. and also keep his optics wide open.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-09-04

Memphis has just adopted an ordi- nance to prevent splitting on the sids- walks. Montgomery has such an ordi- nance?
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-09-04

The Chicago Chronicle has reached the Inevitable Defeat stage in head lining its editorials on Democracy But that doesn't 0ultS settle jG
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-09-04

The San Antonio Express says Candi- date Tibbles seems sure of carrying "the State of Nebryanaski" Let him have 1t.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-09-04
SUMMER TRIPS.

BUMmGh AsNkA Dc Readers of The Advertiser while out or town may have the paper sent to their Re sort Address. by mail. postage prepaid al the following rates: One week, daily and Sunday issues. V ID one month. daily and Sunday ........ .eS Three months, daily and Sunday 1.ss Foreign postage extra, each month.. so Resort subscriptions must be paid in ao- vance,
 Don't be without Alabamas greatest newspaper for e single day. Order before leaving.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-09-04

High grade half-tones and zinc etch- ings for all commercial printing pur- poses. The Advertiser Engraving Co.,, Advertiser Bldg. Phone S67. adv-tt
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-09-04

When Roscoe Conkling was asked by the Republican Committee to make some speeches, he said, with that sheer and bitterness of manner thai nharAn-
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1904-05-17
Continued from page one)

the Democratic Club that month Judge Parker would be out of
the as candidate for the nomination for President
amnany sending emssares nearly state in the Union
to wart the Parker boom possible Their tool at this time Mayor
George Mcclellan although is admitted confidently that he
not be nominated Parker beaten Mcclellan good
tool and his will be with Tammany argument specous
its face bclle the Parker sentiment all sections This argu-
ment that while in the Republican party New York representation
the State conventions based the party in the Assembly
districts which give almost large majority or the Democratic ticket
Republican majority election of more than allotted the
representation virtually of the East Side ammany
districts which give almost large majority for the Democratic ticket
Therefore the Tammany emssaes who have been
corral the Parker minority OF the Democratic in
New York dictated majority the last State Convention what
should be done with instructions for Judge aker nomination This
argument when strongly is believed will appeal to Demo
the West and South and will impress them with the idea that
Judge Parker after all the choice Of the majority of the
in New York.
Mcclellan is to be used therefore the choice of the strong Demo-
constituency city
needed to accomplish Iarkcr's undoing
George B. Mcclellan the Mayor OF New York and OF
the civil general the Henry WattersOn editor of the
Louisville Courer ouna has declared for him. and William Jennings
Bryan, said will oppose him. These represent differ
of the Democratic party the financial question The Penn
an Democrats booming Mcclellan and have issued address
aOrng him The development Of the Mcclellan boom awaited with
deal of interest Mayor Mcclellan appears upon the left of the
picture herewith Henry Waterson above and William Bryan below
on the right.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1904-05-17
BYAUTHORITY
NOTICE TO WATER CONSUMERS.

The consumption of water has been
increased to such an extent during the
past few days that the rules and reg
ulations with regard to use of water
or purposes of irrigation must be rlp.4-
ly enforced.
Holders of water privileges, or those
paying water rates are hereby notified
that use of water for purposes of ir-
rigation is confined between the hours
of 6 and a. m. and between the hours
of and p. m.
Any violation of the above notice,
shall subject the consumer to imme-
date cutoff from supply without fur
Their notice, and the service will not
be turned on again until all costs and
expenses connected Herewith shall
have been first paid.
Honolulu, May 12 1904
(Signed) ]. H. ROWLAND,
Superintendent of Honolulu Water
Works.
Approved by:
(signed) c. S. HOLLOWAY,
Superintende~t of Public Works.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1904-05-17
JAPANESE HISTORY OF THE War
AN ELABORATE PUBLICATION IN TOXIC GIVING AN
ACCOUNT OF THE WAR UP TO DATE WITH MANY
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. IKEMURA WRITES OF THE
CAUSE OF WAR AND JAPAN'S CHANCES.

Toxic publisher has begun illustrated history Of the
form and " much like the larger and better class American
monthly The first dated April contains OF
the fighting up the time Of its publication and usa
tons The following Introductory remarks by Major WasuEe like
mura, retired are interesting:
reso,rces ba oya n;re her, eiobo with renect # not with
ve. on or f, aa a ;s Question 81 oc11r;o came INFO
Trenc ani Rest heasr increasing her, aee and
conclusion be drawn which
that deliberate intention spite of all professions the
compel Japan all preenon to voice the
late u HdIclud anu ra "l 10 III ie @
eS s"s uPo In! ioS 10 ~ ne 1, t 49, ~ 10
aI! ulc ~ Una arc n l h f anu oi P ;f "
Japan has no reason fear
gigantic
soldier of
and country un us all as one man ana the chVaouS condo OF
Dygone ages nave lett mdehDe traces on the
prefer deat TO dSnoor are always ready 10 ue " our ld'eIld"d
and do not know when beaten
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1904-05-17
MORTGAGES NOTICE ON INTEN-
TION TO FORECLOsE
AND OF SALE

Notice is hereby given that in ac-
cordance with the provisions of that
certain mortgage made by Hattie Ka-
mani and husband, of Eva, Island of
Oahu, Territory of Hawaii to David L.
Peterson, Trustee, of said Honolulu,
dated March 20, A. D. 1908, recorded in
the Hawaiian Registry of Conveyances
in Liber pa, page 265, the said Mort
gagee, David L. Peterson, Trustee, in
tends to foreclose the said mortgage
for condition broken, to wit: non-pay-
ment of principal and interest when
due;
Notice is also hereby given that all
and singular the lands tenements and
Entertainments in said mortgage des-
cribed and conveyed will be sold at
Public Auction at the Auction Rooms
Of James F. Morgan, Kaahumanu
street in said Honolulu, on Wednes-
day the First day of June, A. D. 1904,
at IL o'clock noon of said day.
The property covered by the said
mortgage and intended to be sold con-
sists Of:
An undivided one-ninth interest in
and to all of those pieces or parcels of
land situate at said Eva, Island Of
Oahu, described in Royal Patents
(Grants) Numbers 1877 and 1S1, contain
ing an area of 1892 acres, more or less,
together with the improvements there
on.
Terms of sale cash in u. S. Gold Coin.
Deeds at the expense of the purchaser
Dated Honolulu, II. H. May s, 1904
DAVID L. PETERSON, Trustee,
Mortgage.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1904-05-17
OffiCialCaI
Democratic Primaries and Conven
ton.

A Democratic Convention for the Ter
ritory of Hawaii is hereby called to
meet in the Citv of Honolulu on the
9th day of June 1904, for the purpose
of electing six delegates and six alter
nate delegates to the National Demo-
cratic convention to be held in the city
of st. louis in the state of Missouri,
July 6, 1904.
The Convention hereby called shall
consist of delegates elected at prima-
ries to be held between the hours of
, and p. m. Saturday May s, 1904, in
the several precincts of this Territory.
Such primaries shall be conducted by
the precinct clubs of the respective
precincts, organized under the author
ity of the Democratic Territorial Cen
trail Committee. The executive COM
mittee of each precinct club shall pro-
vide and appoint a suitable place for
holding it's primary and appoint the
necessary officers to conduct it.
At such primaries none but members
of the precinct club shall be entitled to
vote.
Each precinct club shall be entitled
to one delegate to the Territorial Con-
vention for each ten members; but
each precinct in which there is reg
ularly organized precinct club shall be
entitled to at least one delegate.
The club membership hereby made
the basis of representation in the ter
ritorial convention shall be the mem
bership as it exists at the hour of
opening the primary.
Democrats throughout the Territory
are urged to organize. A provisional
'trict committee has been appointed
for each of the other islands to whom
inquiries may be address.
FRED TURRILL,
Vice Chairman Democratic Territorial
Committee
EDMUND H. HART,
Secretary.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1904-05-17

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE
First Circuit, Territory of Hawaii
At Chamberlain Probate.
In the Matter of the Estate of M. Oh
kahara, late of Honolulu, Oahu, De-
ceased.
Order of Notice of Hearing Petition
for Administration.
On Reading and Filing the Petition
of K. Ono, a creditor of said intestate,
alleging that M. Ohkahara of Honolulu,
Oahu, died intestate at said Honolulu,
on the 22nd day of February, A. D. 1901,
leaving property in the Hawaiian ISL
ands necessary to be administered up
on, and praying that Letters of Admin
lstration issue to X. Ono;
1t is Ordered that Monday, the 18th
day of June, A. D. 1904, at 10 o'clock a.
m, be and hereby is appointed for hear
ing said Petition in the Court Room of
this Court at Honolulu, Oahu, at which
time and place all persons concerned
may appear and show cause, If any they
have, why said Petition should not be
granted and that notice of this order
be published in the English language,
one a week, for three successive
weeks. in the Hawaiian Star, news
paper in Honolulu.
Dated at Honolulu, May 9Th, 1904
w. ]. ROBINSON,
Third Judge of the Circuit Court Of the
First Circuit.
Attest:
M. T. SIMONTON,
Clerk of the Circuit Court Of the First
Circuit
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1904-05-17
QUARTERLY MEETING.

The adjourned quarterly meeting OF
the Pacific Hardware Co., Ltd, will be
held at its office, on Wednesday, May
18th, 1904, at 2 o'clock p. m.
JAS. GORDON SPENCER.
Secretary.
Honolulu, T. H., May IL, 1904.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1904-05-17
MARY HAD BEEN THERE.

Aunt Mary-Nora, you're a cruel
child Let that cat go at once. Nora
But she's been naughty, aunty an I'm
Furnishing her. told her 1t was for
her own good, an it hurt me more'n it
hurt her.-Brooklyn Life.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1904-05-17
LEVERS I COOKE. lid
TT SOUTH KING T.
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The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1904-05-17
Get Busy You Have HSeVeR More Nights
to LaughD
TONIGHT ''HOITY TOITY'

May 17-"Hoity Toity'
May 19-"WhirI Gig and 1 ig Little
Princess"
May 21-"Whirl Gig nd Big Little
Princess"
May 23-"Fiddle- Dee-Dee"
May "a Holly Toity."
May 26-'Whirl Gig and Big Little
Princess"
May 28-Fiddle-Dee- ee."
Prices 81, sc, SOC, and 25c.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1904-05-17
GLASS;!
HAS MANY ATTRACTIONS.

ago as a luxury, nothing so adorns the
home at SO slight a cost as plate glass
windows, built in China closets, etc.
We have glass for every use as the
following kinds will show.
Figured rolled glass-white and colors
Ground glass for artists use.
Glass for windows.
Circular glass cut to order.
Skylight glass with wir!.
Skylight glass with asbestos wire.
Floreutine glass white and wine
COlOrs.
Plain colors, in red, blue, yellow and
orange.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1904-05-17
THE IRISH ARRIVAL.

special the 18TH by the of Erin
commonwealth appears the quick reto Of local wit to the
question: you wearing green ncke celebrate Evacuation
day?" eyes SIR replied when the British out of Boston, the
Irish in and they have been ruling since"
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1904-05-17
HUMBLE BEGINNING.

Henry Peotn French and director Of
the Nice observatory died Paris recently the 3d. began
simple workman in the employ of the Toulouse observatory
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1904-05-17
MARRIED.

HALL-NORDMEYER-At st. Andrews
Cathedral, Honolulu, May IA, 1904,
Miss Anna Nordmeyer to w. F. Hall.
Miss Marion Wright was the brides
maid, c. O. Motel the best man.
The bride was given away by H,
Gehring
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1904-05-17
For the Skin TAMMANY SCHEME TO Do UP PARKER

You cannot have a clear and smooth
skin unless the blood is pure.
Blotches, eruptions, rashes, pimples,
all show how impure the blood must
be. Get all impurities out of your
blood before you are seriously i'll.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1904-05-27

The Democratic clique Concluded
that only part of the Der. ocrats hold
ing office in the county are eligible to
membership in its body, and, accord.
ingly, there is one of these officers, at
least, and a high one at that, who is
not let into their dirty, despicable. un-
dermining, dark star-chamber work,
Wonder why it is? 1t is said the reason
i that he would not have been in Of,
flee now, if it had been known before
hand that he would be elected, and af.
Ter he was elected they saw to it that
a string was put to his Office, 50 that
they could get that supposed graft they
believed there was in the office. Wond.
rous strange and not so very either,
when thc(characters of the persons CON
cerned are considered.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1904-05-27

to his candidacy and that it follows in
the wake OF the, Parker presidential
boom, yet it does not throw any light
upon the points at issue and about
which the Democratic leaders have been
frantic to hear utteranee. Every
body knows that Judge Parker thinks
he Is big enough for the presidency for
what man who has stained the posi-
tion and prominenes of Parker does not
think IT. The Democrats are stiil in a
quandary about the judge. They do not
want to elect a man whose political
views and policies they know nothing
about and the judge still keeps his
mouth shut upon these subjects. At
the present time it looks very much as
if the judge would be swallowed up in
his own silence.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1904-05-27

And while they are snooting of so
much about the Democratic party in
this county being free and unhampered
in the selection of candidates, the mem
bers OF the little clique here might also
tell the rank and file of their promise
to two or three fellows VINO are rum
ing the other Democratic paper to let
them name the men who should com
pose the Democratic ticket. The rank
and file may not think that is the pro-
per thing to do, but such information
viii show them that the srhemers are
putting up great deal of hypocrisy
when they undertake to say that nom
nations are free to all. The party it.
self should know that the slate has
about all been fixed up by the little
clique, and, that too, without consult
ing the members of the party beyond
their own narrowly contracted circle
Since the Democratic sheet expresses
such willingness and even eagerness
to not let the country pople be imposed
upon, il will now proceed to tell them
all about that little slate, as we'll as the
part its editor bucked on. 'Fcss up
toady, and don't leap so high!
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1904-05-27

While tbe Democratic paper is talk
ing so much about choice for Office and
slate, it might tell US all about that
star-chamber conference sane ten days
ago, when the editor of that sheet pac.
cd the floor and heaped vituperation on
the heads of Democrat or two, when
their names were mentioned for nomina-
ton for office, and by the way those fell
lows know all about it. so that it is
not at all essential that the Telegram
should give them any tafTy or try to
make them mad. Now, come off, toady
Don't jump 50 high, nor wriggle so fast.
It might make you pace the floor again
and cuss both Democrats and Republi.
cans alike. And do moi deny it. For
it viii not be of any use to do 50.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1904-05-27

The Democratic ring sheet seems to
have a special editorial vocabulary for
the sole and exclusive use of its exple-
tive inyective column which is referred
to every time any enc of the several
contributors of that column have oc-
easion to formulate TRADE of politi-
cal abuse. Various combinations of
these filthy appellations are made and
Joined together to fill up space They
labor under the hallicunation that they
are suceinctly explaining some great
political issue with this stuff. People
have enough common, sense to know
what they read and they can recognize
the inversion of the same group Of il
logical and meaningless words when they
see it again.