Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1904-04-22
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These are the days when all the little
riyulets obtain recognition Ilttsburg
Press.
The grand jury is forging to the front
rs the nations paramount institution
Milwaukee Daily News
Flour is going 50 high that paste dia-
monds may soon he worth more than the
real-Cincinnat Times-Star.
There is one ambition left to the bill
ionaire. and that is to be able to trim
his clothes with radium.-Columbus Dis
patch
1t seems now that Congress and the
postal department both live in glass
houses and both throw stones. Atlanta
Journal.
The publication of st. Louis politics is
not only an iridescent dream, but hor-
riby fictitious nightmare.-St. Louis
Globe Democrat.
]. d. Rockefeller says that golf has
made him feel twenty years younger
Promising for Chicago University. st
Louis Republic.
1t is now generally believed that next
to Ohio, Satsuma, Japan is the great
est breeder OF great men on earth.-Cdn-
cili,ati Times-Star.
Proof readers with working knowl-
edge Of the Russian language should
command high salaries from now on
Boston Transcript.
a Baltimore young man claims to be
able to talk G5,040 words an hour His
political debut cannot be long postponed.
Washington Post.
The Democracy is taking much time
in developing candidate that he ought
TO be a fine specimen when he material
izes-W ashington Star.
The New England undertaken who adj
vertises himself as ''mortician' is try
ing to put the English language under
ground oo.-Philadelphia Ledger.
European editors continue to sneer at
the Monroe doctrine, and European gov
ernments continue to treat it with the ut
most respect.-Kansas City Journal.
The rise in the price of camphor balls
is regrettable, of course, but the high ball
remains serenely perched on the usual
price-Cincinnati Commercial Tribune.
A Harvard professor declares that
football is breaking up study. Hereto
fore it has been content to break up
and mutilate students,-Wa shington
Post.
The man in Cleveland, Ohio, who has
been eating match heads would be in Il
sad fix if they should obey the tendency
of the times, and strke.-St. Louis
World
What next after a great fnancier pro-
ceeds in court against his wifes brother
for alternating his wife's affections? This
ought to approximate the limit.-Boston
Herald
Secretary Taft says it will be many
years before the Filipnos will be fit for
self-government. Sometimes we might
envy the Filipinos.-St. Louis Globe
Democrat
Bunau-Varilla says the building of the
canal will take seven years: but Uncle
Sam and Jean Crapaud are somewhat
different when it comes to doing business.
Washington Times.
The Niederoesterreichische Gewerbe-
verein" of Austria is coming to the
worlds fair The information bureau
will have a special clerk during the visit
st. Louis Republic
Aha! now we know why Uncle Andy
Carnegie has been so eager to give away
his money. 1t has been discovered that
all money has bacillus staphylococcus on
it.-AuSusta Chronicle.
Korea has recognized Panama, but it
is greatly feared that Panama will be
unable to recognize Korea after the war
ring powers retire from her territory
Cleveland Plain Dealer
A Swiss gentleman says that he has
an electrical instrument that could kill
off an army at one shock The man
must be an opponent Of the pension sys
tem.-'Topeka State Journal.
The reduction OF half a cent gallon
in the price of refined oils must be Il
great blow to the hopes of President
Harper to make it really q great uni
versity. indianapolis News.
1t is stated that prominent women in
New York have formed a guild for solv-
ing the servant girl problem. But the
servant girl is not problem, she is Il
ridde.-Philadelphia Evening Item.
Poor old New Jersey! It's trust mill
ground out such small grist last year
that the taxpayers may be called upon
to go down into their pockets and pay
the expense of State government That's
distressing. -Milwaukee Daily News