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The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1904-11-23
| BUSINESS BRIEFS.

FOR sALE-9D acre farm q miles
uailb of Den son. easu side of river.
For full Information sddress
MRS. lola 4 INSWORTH,
Canton, Iii.
A pleasure to show you our i'm
merse line OF winter goods
44-5t C. SEWERS Il SONS
Get the "Cuhsdura, the best 5
cent cigar sold in Denison at
c. OTTo's.
Horse Blankets, Wool, Storm and
Stable Blankets.
"a St G. SEWERS & Sons
STORM WINDOWS.
Parties desiring storm windows
should place their orders Immediately
with
JOHN FAsTJE.
A most complete line of beautiful
Fur Robes.
"a st c. SEWERS g. Sons
For SALE-A yearling Poland
China Boar Recorded.
4l-tf e.. SAGE.
The most complete line of fur coats
in DenisOn at
44-5t c.. SIEvERS& Sons
Pennsylvania and Wisconsin Buck.
wheat absolutely pure. 4 cents ger
pound price on 100 pounds or more.
Apt THE Boys.
For Rent-One 12O acre farm and
one 80 acre fam, also one city lot for
sale. Inquire at this Office.
Galloway coats and robes at
44-5t. G. SEWERS & SONS.
STORM WINDOWS.
Parties deslrlng storm windows
shoNld place their orders Immediately
with
JOHN FASrJE.
C Otto's "Cubadura is acknowl-
edged to he the best 10 cent smoke for
5 cents, i'll town.
C. OTTO.
FOR SALE.
Two Thcroughbred Short. Horn
Durham Bulls and six Berkshire Bears.
46.4t* A. T.. ROGERS.
Johnson's sweet cider for mince
meat For a good healthy drink.
You've had it before.
47-2t THE BOYS.
FOR SALE.
Seven Room House with lot J5xlhG
feet. Three rooms upstairs, large.
light and warm parlor, living and
dining rooms, kitchen end basement
City ard cistern water in house. First
class cement cistern, Good four horse
barn, With large hay loft. also coal aud
WOOD shed on rear of lot. Sewer con
nectlon Within thirty feet of house.
Mil paw for rights to connect 18th
se.Yer IN cash pp chaser.
This property must 90 quick as owner
= leaving town. Good DEAL 10 The one
who acts quick. Address Box Gal Den
-cn. Iowa or inquire at this Office. 46
For SALE-F'ivePure Bred Duroc
Jersey Bears. price $l2 to SIS each.
1917 w. G. POLLOCK:
Fancy and plain sewing. Prices.
reasonable. Phone No. 1872. 46-tf /,
FOR SALE OR TO RENT.
-2l5 acres A. miles from Denison,
good improvements. about ITO acres.
under pillow, 20 acres tame and wild
0CdoO". DdlduCS pasture.
Also 40 acres four miles.from Denison.
Fine improvements. and orchard and.
Ill kinds of small fruits. Best fruit
farm in the county.
ROMANS BROS.
46-2t. Denison. Iowa.
NOTICE.
TO Chiefs and Brothers Ute TT. be,
No. 81, you are hereby notified that
beginning with Wednesday, Nov. 80.
said tribe will hereafter meet on We'd
nesday evening of each week.
T. A. HARVEY.
Sachem.
FOR SALE.
An eight room furnace heated rec
idence, nice location. east Denison
For sale at q bargain.
ROMANS BROS.
46-2t. Denison. Iowa.
GRAND
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1904-11-23
Roth plentiful

did you ever have all you wanted
of anythingT asked Menndering Mike.
Yes" answered Flooding Pete. 1.-TWO
things advice and water Washing
ton Star.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1904-11-23
Tuennikea

In 1904 the first turnpike road was
made. sixty-two miles long between
Lancaster and Philadelphia, 30 called
because 1t was required to be 30 hard
that pike could not be Driven through
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1904-11-23
Atlantic Liners.

The screw of an Atlantic liner re
wolves something like 100000 times be.
tween Liverpool and New York.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1904-11-23

The only varieties Of asbsstus found
commercially useful are those that
come from Canada and Italy.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1904-11-23
Washed wool.

One pound of washed wool produces
OH an average a yard of cloth thirty
Tx inches wide.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1904-11-23
Tohacco Curre.en,

Tobacco was legal tender in the
American states when they were still
colonies of Great Britain.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1904-11-23
A Heavy Bible.

IL the Vatican library at Rome is a
Bible that weighs 52o pounds.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1904-11-23
FOR SALE.

An eight room furnace heated res
idence, nice location. east Denison-
For sale at bargain.
ROMANS BROS.
= 46-2t. Denison. Iowa.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1904-11-23

Two Thorough bred Short. Horn
Durham Bulls and six Berkshire Bears.
46.4t* A. L. ROGERS.
Johnson's sweet cider for mince
meat For good healthy drink.
You've had it before.
47-2t The BOYS.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1904-07-14
A Piano at a Nominal Price.

Chicago's largest music house, Lyon
& Healy, announces a Clearing Sale of
Pianos. Several hundred splendid in
struments are offered without reserve
until all are sold. In this stock are a
number of Steinway and Knabe
pianos, and new and secondhand
pianos including instruments of the
following well-known makes: Sterling,
Huntington, A. b. Chase, Vose,
Fischer, Weber, Chickering, G.. w.
Lyon, etc, etc. In square pianos there
are fine-toned instruments at $25, $40,
$50, and upwards. In Upright Pianos
neat instruments at 800, $12O, $140,
$3.50, $165, $3.50, $780, and upwards.
In Baby Grands some nice specimens
at $3.50 and upwards. Nearly all these
pianos were intended to sell for much
more than these clearing sale prices.
This is an opportunity that will not
occur again. Immediate attention is
therefore necessary. A good plan
would be to order a piano at a certain
specified price, leaving the selection
OF 1t to Lyon & Healy. However, they
will send list and full particulars
upon application. Amy piano not prov
ing entirely satisfactory may be re-
turned at their expense. Address
Lyon & Healy, 81 Adams ST., Chicago.
Distance is no obstacle in taking ad-
vantage of this remarkable chance to
obtain piano, for in proportion to The
saving to be made the freight charges
are insignificant. If you do not al
ready know Lyon & Healy by reputa-
ton any banker will assure you of
their entire responsibility and record
OF over third of a century for honor
able dealing. Write to-day 80 as to
avoid disappointment.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1904-07-14
CONSEN SUS.

What is your idea of happiness?''
was asked.
Said the millionaire: l should be
happy if I could spend my money
where it would be of some real benefit
This, and good digestion.
Said the poor man: Happiness is
having enough money to spend without
anxiety.
Said the society woman: Happiness
is rest.
Said the wash woman: To be able
to dance all night, and lie abed as long
as | wanted to the next morning.
Said the soldier: To live peaceably
all the rest of my life.
The sailor: To feel the solid eartf
under my feet for the rest of my days
The artist: To paint a picture t.
please myself, and not the public.
The author: To have time enough
TO think.
The diplomat: To be myself
The journalist: To tell the truth.
The wise man: To be fool
The fool: To be wise man-Life
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1904-07-14
OBJECTIONS TO NATURE BOOKS

My sole objection to the nature
books that are the outcome of the at,
tempts to interpret nature is that they
are put forth as veritable natural his.
tory, and thus mislead their readers.
They are the result of a successful
struggle against fact and law" in a
field where fact and law should be sur.
preme. No DOUBT that, in the practi.
cal affairs of life, one often has a
struggle with the fact. If ones bank
balance gets on the negative side of
the account, he must struggle to get it
back where it belongs; he may even
have the help of the banks attorney
TO get it there. If one has a besetting
sin of any kind, he has to struggle
against that. Life is a struggle any
how, and we are all strugglers -strug-
Cling TO put the facts upon our side.
Burt the only struggle the real nature
student has with facts is to see them
as they are, and to read them Alright.
He is just as jealous for the truth as
is the man of science. In fact, nature
study is only science oUt of school,
happy in the fields and woods loving
the flower and the animal which It OBJ
serves, and finding in them something
for the sentiments and the emotions
as well as for the understanding
John Burroughs in Atlantic.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1904-07-14
General MANAGERS Maxim.

The fact that the chairman and di-
rectors of British railways are not, as
rule, high salaried experts like the
presidents and vice presidents of
American roads has made the position
of general manager on British rail-
ways one of the first Importance. The
salaries paid by the great British com
panies to their general managers
range as high as $4,000 year. THE
first discovery that any one makes on
being appointed to such a post" said
Sir George Findlay of the London and
Northwestern, himself one of the best
of English railway managers, sis that
if the day consisted of forty-eight
hours instead of twenty-four, and
every hour were devoted to his office.
his time would still be insufficient to
meet the demands on it. One of the
maxims Sir George laid down for econ
omizing time was: Always make a
point of refusing, except, of course, in
special circumstances, to see chance
callers"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1904-07-14
SAVED CHlLD'S LIFE.
Remarkable Cure of Dropsy by Dodd's
Kidney Pills.

Sedgwick, Ark, July 1.-THE case
of w. S. Taylors little son is looked
upon by those interested in medical
matters as one of the most wonderful
on record. In this connection his faith
ar makes the following statement:
Last September my little boy had
Dropsy; his feet and limbs were swol-
len to such an extent that he could not
walk or put his shoes on. The treat
mont that the doctors were giving him
seemed to do him no good and two or
three people said his days were short,
even the doctors, two of the best in
the country, told me he would not get
better. | stopped their medicine and
at once sent for Dodd's Kidney Pills,
l gave him three pills day, one morn.
ing, noon and night for eight days; al
the end of the eighth day the swelling
was all gone, but to give the medicine
Justice, | gave him eleven more pills
l used thirty-five pills in all and he
was entirely cured. / consider your
medicine saved my child's life. When
the thirty-five pills were given him, he
could run, dance and sing, whereas be-
fore he was an invalid in his mothers
arms from morning until night"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1904-07-14
The Downeast Railway.

II President Mellen, an active and
most enterprising gentleman, wants
to change the name of the New York,
New Haven & Hartford railroad to
what it should be, how can he avoid
calling the consolidation of 1872 "The
Downeast Railway" Many names
have been suggested That which was
adopted when the New DIRK & New
Haven railroad and the Hartford &
New Haven railroad were merged
(1S72) has outgrown the spirit of the
which teach me speed" All
New England is Down East" It il
commonly said that the ~ ", n. H. &
H. r. r. owns New England, that is
Down East and the statement is
not far from truth. Therefore, why
not The Downeast Ramway New
York Press.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1904-07-14
THE SLEEPY" wcopcnuck.
The Little Ground Hog That Is Fa
More Alert Than He Looks.

II there is any one of our native
animals that looks slow, clumsy,
lazy" and generally unfit to survive
in the struggle for existence, it is the
woodchuck, says Country Life in
America. After he has built, or rath.
er excavated, his home-which, to tell
the truth, he does in rapid and bust.
ness-iake wayne does nothing but
eat and sleep. Yet, any one who
sizes him up as an incompetent is
likely to get fooled, for he is a source
of continual surprises.
When your garden is not far from
the woods, you man be awakened in
the middle of the night by a series of
most alarming yells and bowls. oc-
casioned by some hungry woodchuck
that has come for a nocturnal visit
to the cabbage-patch and met with a
warm reception from our two dogs.
The woodchuck usually gets away ap-
parently unframed, while the dogs
are left to nurse their scratched noses
and fore-paws. The woodchuck. in
fact, has plenty of courage and will
always fight in preference to running
away.
Throughout the summer, this little
'woodpig" spends most of his time
in the vicinity of his burrow, coming
out early in the morning to take his
breakfast F., returning to his nest for
morning nap, appearing again at
noon and late in the afternoon for his
dinner and supper, only to return
again for another snooze Occasion
ally, he makes visit to some neigh
boring orchard or garden. BY October
first, when he is fat, he retires into
his subterranean home for a long
sleep, until, we are led to believe, the
proverbial grounding" day.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1904-07-14
A DEATH AND SOME THOUGHTS.

The death of beautiful Ida Audrey
Deacon, in Italy, is unimportant to the
busy world. Rich and poor die every
day and are forgotten. 1t was nothing
to death that this girl of 10 had spen,
all her young life in preparation for
brilliant social career.
But her passing brings to mind a
class of persons who make pleasure
the sole aim of life, and who have
reached the conclusion that this coun.
try is raw and little barbaric-a
good place in which to coin vulgar
dollars, but poor place in which 20
spend them.
Z! Daughter isn't to blame for what
happens. She doesn't realize that il
| pays to be useful in this world, and
that there is a higher standard of liv-
ing than that maintained in drawing
| rooms. She gets her education in
Paris, but dividends come from Amer
lea, often from jewellers in dark tene
ments. She acquires the real French
accent, and if she is mistaken for a
native she dimples with joy. Some,
times she is permitted to hobnob with
lords and ladies, and even royalty, as
has been the case with the Deacon
girls. Life is round of fetes and
functions, drifting from one social
center to another; OF gossip and dane
ing. And there is always the chance
of bagging title.
One can afford to be sorry for the
young women who are educated to
that sort of dollhouse existence. 1t is
not satisfying, and it is selfish and un-
American.
The blame rests with parents who
believe that there can be nothing bet
ter or higher in life than a presenta-
tion at court
In the beginning men and women
were placed on this earth to be use,
full. Surely 1t was not intended that
some should play all the time and
others toll from the cradle to the
grave.
One wonders if, around the grave
of Ida Audrey Deacon, society didn't
ask: Does it pay?"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1904-07-14
New Use of Aluminium.

According to La Metallurgie, at a
recent meeting of the "Societe den
enlargement pour lIndustre Ma.
tional," an interesting paper was reao
on the substitution of aluminium for
wood in the machinery of spinning
mills. In the textile industries-spin
ming, dyeing, and silk weaving, among
others-a wooden bobbin is generally
used. This is cheap and easily work
ed, but it has many drawbacks. Being
very hygrometric, IL suffers from
variations of temperature; this &C
counts for the fact that in spinning
factories where the atmosphere is full
of humidity the bobbins revolve ir-
regularly, causing jerks which slackeh
the speed and occasion the threads to
break. The result is waste to stuff
and loss of time in joining the threads
again. 1t has been proposed to sub
stitute aluminium for wood. Bobbins
made of this metal revolve in any
temperature and any degree of
humidity; their relative lightness
Give aluminium bobbins weigh no
more than two wooden ones) allows
the machines carrying them to move
more quickly, or an equal speed may
be obtained at less expense of motive
power; finally, the smaller volume OF
the bobbins diminishes the cost OF
transport. 1t was stated that several
firms had adopted the use OF
aluminium bobbins and had found that
they possessed many advantages.
Richard Guenther, Consul-General
at Frankfort, Germany.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1904-07-14
What a Blush is.

Not long since we were asked TO give
a scientific definition of the word
blush" We have made an effort
from an anatomical and physiological
point of view to give the definition. A
blush is a temporary erythema and
calorific effulgence of the physiognomy
aetiologized by perceptiveness OF
the sensorium when in a predicament
of unequilibrity from sense Of shame,
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1904-07-14
Better Suited to the Locality.

Down in Kentucky. not long ago,
said Chicago travelling man, 81 saw
in front of store in one of the small
towns a sign which read: Paints, Oils
Hardware, Books, and Stationery |
had rather long and tedious trip be.
fore me and, desiring something to
read on the way, went in.
Do you happen to have any of the
vest pocket classics in stock?' l asked
the proprietor.
D." No, | amt got any of them Just
now he replied, but can show you
fine hip-pocket Colts, if that1l do.
And if you'll take my advice you won't
waste any money on a. vest-pocket
classic fob use in these pahts.'"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1904-07-14

is by far the greatest expense, with its
contingent expense for right Of way
For example, in the figures before the
writer on the construction of one
trolley line, out of total cost OF ap,
proximately s1.000,O 900 more than one
half was absorbed in building the
track, while the overhead equipment
cost but 100000 and the rolling stock
an additional $4,000. 1t is obvious
that any system would be much more
likely to pay if the construction of the
track can be omitted, and such omis-
sion should prAye practical on the
level, hard road of the prairie states
at least, and equally effective in the
more billy country where good roads
have been built.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1904-07-14
ROW OVER coRTEz's BONES.
Mexican Government Tries to Seize
Remains of the Conoueror.

remains OF the ConQueror.
Acting under the orders OF Chic,
Martinez, the secret police of the Cit,
OF Mexico today entered the house Of
Senior Aleman near the Hospital dc
Jesus Nazareno and made an exten
siye search for the remains of the
Spanish conqueror of Mexico. Herman
Cortez, which are supposed to have
been inferred there.
After a search for four hours the
police retired without having accom-
piished anything. The search was
brought about by information which
was ssupplied TO the authorities by
Americans. In speaking of the affair
Chief Martinez said:
IL the bones, urn, bust and pedestal
OF Herman Cortez are in Mexico they
are rightfully the property of the gov.
eminent; and if they are found they
will be taken away from those who
have charge of them.
When Herman Cortez died the
Hospital of Jesus Nazareno. which he
founded, became the property of the
crown Of Spain under the administra-
ton of the family of Cortez. The re-
mains Of Cortez were buried in the
hospital and therefore naturally be-
came the property of the Mexican gov
eminent when the independence OF
the country was established.
In 1924 the remains were surrepti.
tiously taken from the hospital by
the members of the Aleman family,
who occupy the house adjoining the
hospital and who have charge of the
latter. They have been hidden ever
since, Notwithstanding all the effort
OF the authorities to find them.
When the government was recent
ly informed that they were secreted in
the house of Sebastion Aleman I SCI
my forces in movement to secure them
if it were possible After a great deal
OF labor | considered that the indica
tons pointed to the fact that the re
mains were in the house of Aleman
OF had been there until a short time
ago 0
Then felt myself justified in or
dering search of the house. While
nothing has been accomplished, an
OF the opinion that Sebastion Alemar
knows where the remains are and thai
the evidence is that they We're in hi:
charge until fortnight ago. Invest
igation into the matter will be con
tinued."
Sebastion Aleman said:
"The remains of Cortez belong t.
his descendants and are not publ,
property. They can never be sur
rendered to the Mexican government
even if that government promises that
they shall be respectfully preserved
Some day .ney may be turned over
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1904-07-14
A SOLID CRUSH.

There is no doubt the lady had
A solid crush on him:
He was young and comedy lad,
Tho very slight and slim.
The lady weighed-I'm sure my guess
Is well within the bounds
OF reason-not a fraction less
Than twice two hundred pounds.
Within the IL train with glad
Relief against the slim
Young lad she leaned. Indeed she had
A solid crush on himl
II. r. Hertzberg. !.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1904-07-14
At the Top of the Ladder.

A woman whose acquaintance with
the methods and opportunities of work
in a modern newspaper Office is of the
slightest was talking to friend about
her sons start in life. The young man
had just left college, and had secured
a position as reporter on one of the
important New York dailies in the
humble capacity which is the usual
lot of the "cub" journalist-that of a
police court reporter His mother was
enthusiastic over his good fortune.
DO you know" she exclaimed,
they've given him such a splendid
position. He's the crime editor at JEFF
ferson Market police court. '-Har-
per's Weekly.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1904-07-14
Lands You mt the Gate.

All the most important trains of the
Wabash Railroad now run into st. Louis
by way of Worlds Fair Grounds, stop
ping at Wabash Worlds Fair Station,
located at the Main Entrance. The
Wabash is the only line that sells tick
cts and checks baggage direct TO the
Worlds Fair main gate. Excursion
tickets on sale daily. Very low rate
coach tickets sold twice week. Write
for full particulars, and a copy Of folder
containing map Of st. Louis and the
Fair Grounds.
f. A. PALMER, A. G. P. A.,
81 Marquette Bldg, Chicago.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1904-07-14
A Useful System.

The wife of distinguished congress-
man is enduring some good natured
chaff over the recent failure of a
theory which she has held as to the
uses of memory systems. Not long
ago, at a large dinner, she was telling
of remarkably gifted man whom she
had lately met, but whose name had
escaped her.
Il am sure" she said, while the com.
pany waited eagerly for the system to
work, Il am sure his name began with
B, and had three syllables long
pause. 'Oh yes remember "
she announced, finally: 1T was
Moore. '-Harper's Weekly.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1904-07-14

10 the government to be deposited in
the national pantheon, but it will be
entirely dependent upon the will OF
the family whose duty it is to pre-
serve them. The outrage which has
been committed by the authorities
shows too plainly the treatment the
remains wcald be subjected to if they
fell into the power of the govern
ment. Herald.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1904-07-14
ELECTRIC TROLLEY oMNIRUsEs

Electrical trolley omnibus lines, as
a paying investment, are meeting with
serious consideration at the hands Of
capitalists of the smaller cities Of the
middle west where opportunity is Of
fered to connect Two or more cities by
such system. On many lines in such
communities it is doubtful if the great
expense of laying rails is justifable,
for with the trolley system the track
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1904-07-14

Tommy-Ma, what's a stepmother?
Tommy's Mamma-Why, if should
die and father should marry again, the
lady would be stepmother.
Tommy-Oh, | see. You'd step down
and out, and she'd step in.