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Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-04-21

Is weak, nervous and depressed; and
again he may have eruptions, swellings
and other blood humors, Whichever
II Is, the cause Is the same--eifets
accumulations In the blood,
Nothing is more certain within the
whole range OF medical science than
that a course Of Peruna In early spring
time will perfectly and effectually pre-
vent or cure this almost universal affeo.
tion.
Everybody feels II In some degree.
A great majority are disturbed con.
siderably, while large per cen, OF tho
human family are made very miserable
by this condition every spring.
Peruna will prevent II II taken In
time.
Peruna will cure II II taken as di.
rected.
Peruna Ia the ideal spring medicine
OF the medical profession.
II you do not derive prompt and sat.
isigc'ory re ults from the use OF Peru.
ma, write at once TO Or. Hartman, Civ.
ing full statement OF your case, and
he will be pleased to give you his valu-
able advice gratis.
Address DIR. Hartman, President Of
The Hartman sanitarium, Columbus,
Ohio.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-04-21
PURE BLOOD
Blood Impurities of Spring
time-Cause, Preven-
tiOn and Cure.

DR.. Hartman's medical lectures are
eagerly scanned by many thousand
readers.
One OF the most timely and interest
ing lectures he ever delivered was his
recent lecture on the blood impurities
Of spring.
The doctor said In substance that
every spring the bl,od is loaded with
the effete accumulations OF winter,
deIanging the digestion, producing
sluggishness Of the liver. overtaxing
the kidneys, interfering with the ac-
tion Of the bowels and the proper cir
culation OF the blood.
This condition OF things produces
what is popularity known as spring
fever, spring malaria, nervous exhaus-
tion, that tired feeling, blood thicken-
M and many other names.
Sometimes the victim is lilious, dys-
peptic and constipated; sometimes he
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-04-21
Thnt Acid TrouhIe.

Colusa, CAL, April 1Sth.-Much has
been said and written recently about
Uric Acid in the system; what causes
it and how TO get rid of it. 1t il
known to be the first cause of Rheuma.
tism and many other diseases and has
therefore received great deal of atten-
tion from medical men.
Mr.. L. F. Moulton of this place
claims that he has solved the problem
of how to get this acid out of the sys'
TEN. He says:
81 had this acid trouble myself fol-
years. At times the Kidney secretionc
would be very profuse and at Other
times scant but the acid was always
my greatest trouble. Medicine failed
to cure me till at last heard of rem
edy called Dodd's Kidney Pills and
after taking box seemed to be en-.
tirely cured. However it came back on
me and this time took several boxes
with the result that was completely
and permanently cured. This wal
three years ago and / have not had 8
single symptom of the acid trouble
since. I am rs years Of age and l an
well as ever was"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-04-21
Ler-nanded Penmen Not Wanted.

Left.Handed Penmen Not Wanted.
Few business men will employ a
left-handed person as clerk or book
keeper and the prejudice against them
extends to the government depart
ments at Washington. The chiefs of
those departments are entirely willing
to overlook bad penmanshir on the
part Of really good and industrious
clerk, but 1t is the man or woman who
writes with the left hand at which the
balk is made. The dead line is drawn
Just the moment it is ascertained that
a clerk is left-handed and he Is forth
with informed that II it is his desire
to continue in government service it
will be necessary for him to write with
his right hand. This information is
always a bitter pill for the left-hand
penholders, but there is nothing to be
done but begin to write with the right
hand or 'throw up the job" and few
are anxious to quit government service
even for this cause.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-04-21
THE KING oFsRk
BLOOD PURIFIERSIS ISSSI

No remedy yet discovered has met with such EN0
popular S. The people everywhere indorse It, ~
few homes where S S. S. for the bOOds "
and used is superior in many the ord
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-04-21

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward foI
any case OF Catsrrh that cannot bo cured by
Halls Catarrh Cure.
+. J. CHENEY a CO, Props, Toledo, Q
Cheney for the last - years, and believe him
perfectly honorable in all business transao-
lions and financially 4 able 10 carry out any OBJ
legations made by their trm.
wKsr & TRuAx, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, O.
WALDINa, KINSAN & MARVIN Wholesale Drug
gists, Toledo, Q,
Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken internally, act.
Ing directly upon the blood and mucous sur
faces OF the system. Price T5c. per bottle,
Sold by all Druggists. Testimonials tree.
Hallls Family Pills arc the best.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-04-21
Queer.

"Hades is supposed to be located In
the center of the earth, isn't it?" re-
marked the thermometer.
Eyes, but what of it?" inquired the
barometer.
at seems funny, was just think
ing the lower down l should get in
that direction the higher up I'd go."--
Philadelphia Press.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-04-21
The Style that Coats.

AFTER all, l guess it doesn't cost
much to live In New York"
ut may not cost much to live" re.
piled the man who had tried it, "but II
costs lot to make people believe
you're living and not merely existing" /"
Philadelphia Press.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-04-21
An Old sayina AppIied.

"I am agreeably surprised at the
room you have given me-" said the
manager of the theatrical troupe, with
a patronizing air. 'Its really first
class"
"Ah" replied the proprietor Of the
hotel. your room is better than your
company."-PhiIadelphia Press.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-04-21
a PriuceIy Reward.

Boy" said the wealthy man, beam
ing with gratitude; you have done me
great service and am going to re-
ward you"
"Oh, thank you, sir!' gasped the
small boy.
Here, in this case, is the first dollar
I ever made. Gaze on 1t and let it in
spire you to be industrious and saving.
Good-by."-Philadelphia Ledger.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-04-21
No Chance for a Blow-Out.

IF l were to give you $10," said the
philanthroplst, would you blow 1t In ?
mary a blow, mister" replied the
hard-luck victim. "Ef I wux ter gil
hold nv dat much coin in er lump II
'ud take me breoth erway. Seer"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-04-21

II wonder what has become Of
Goodley. When he was at school, you
remember, he used to talk so much
about uplifting mankind. Entered the
ministry, perhaps"
"oh, no! He's manufacturing explo-
sive shells and torpedoes, s,"-Philadel-
phia Ledger.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-04-21
UsurpIng Her Prerogatlve.

"Will you marry me, darlingF' ask
ed the young man In the parlor scene
"Sir," rejolned his fair companion
"this is leap year and you should know
that in matters of this kind a gentle
man should wait until he is asked"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-04-21
Spring Medicine

There Is no other season when good
medicine 10 30 much needed rs in the
Spring.
The blood is impure, weak and
impoverished--a condition indicated
by pimples and other eruptions on tho
face and body, by deficient vitality,
loss Of appetite, lack Of strength, and
want Of animation.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-04-21

No remedy yet discovered has met with such 2Z%SM0
popular S. The people everywhere ndorse It, W
and there where S. S s. for the bIOods INV
and used 1t superior in many to the od
blood medicines In the first place S s. is guaranteed
purely vegetable compound made exclusively medicinal
wonderful purifying and tonic properties that
upon the blood pugng of impurities and restoring it healthy
condition At the tme under its tonic effects the
era improves the sluggish toned and renewed
strength and better health the result No bad atere
follow S. often happens with blood medicines
containing strong minerals which deange the stomach and digestion
other damage the For diseases of the blood
Sores Rheumatism, Caarh, Scroua Bols
,rw.-a vvrrs 9 . . oy u.Nn pies, &c zema, letter,
-~-.,.-r- :. nr..o a, 1ooa Blood Poison and other
about troubles due
bad condition the blood
have taken as tonic be- remedy promptly
Is none none & sionS and thoroughly S. S.
ana 1t reaches deep
longstandng
III bottle of SIT tones the which the ordinary potash
system tne me and sarsapara
ths bsat remedy Of have effect Even
hand fam there hereditary
HSF""'us. "S' " - "~A~ON" predispostion disease,
S. will search from the blood the fixed
build health enrches and pufes weak thin blood sm
circulation Pure blood essential health
without good blood but be robust and srong
and the body looks the blood for noushmen
and unless this vital fluid kept healthy the of
the body suffers and the system breaks down. Nature has
vded S. S. S. remedy for diseases of the blood which long
experience and thorough test have superior all Others and
the acknowledged King of Blood Purifiers"
OUR MEDICAL DEPARTMENT. charge graduated physicians
part business for the
who need advice special information regard their Write
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC Coz ATLANTA, GAs
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-04-21
Hnallr Bound hi the nnrk.

He-I think l ought to take hot
foot bath. Where is the mustardl
She-out in the pantry.
He-Pshawl It's dark out there
and | haven't got match.
She-You don't need a match to To-
cate it It's right alongside Of the
Limburger cheese, - Philadelphia
Press.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-04-21
An Jlnluckv Comblnntion.

An Unlucky Combination.
Prison visitor-What brought you
here, my manl
Convict--Superstitlon, ma'am.
Prison visltor-Superstitionf
Convict--Yes, ma'am. IL was the
unlucky Is, ma'am.
Prison Thirteenl In what
wayl
Convict-why. the judge an the
jury united against me. ma'am.--Cleye-
land Plain Dealer.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-04-21
Not Quite the Same.

Mrs, Backwoods-our Henry's doin'
real well In town. He's runnln' ho-
tel now an it's big one, too.
Mrs, Korntop-Do tell
Mrs, Backwoods-He surely Is. Got
letter from him this mornin' an he
seG "I'm hotel runner now an it's
real swell place,"-Philadelphia
Press.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-04-21
Other Side of It,

"When women get their rights,
said Miss Strongmind, there will bt
less foolish lovemaking."
'SThat's all right" rejoined Mr.
Masherton, "there won't be a girl left
worth spooning over"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-04-21
Safety Appliance.

Husband-Why did you want a
speaking tube from the dining room
to the kitchen7
Wife-So can give the cook orders
without having her throw dishes at
me.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-04-21
Directly Under It.

tits funny" said the long-wlnded
bore, "but nobody ever seems glad to
see me-"
"And haven't you ever found out the
cause of your unpopularityf" inquired
hs candid friend.
mo, l can't discover II"
"well. Well; it's right under your
very nose."--Philadelphia Press.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-04-21
Why She Objected.

II suppose, my dear" said old Mon
eybags, ''that you object to my using
tobacco because it is a poison"
"Yes," replied his young wife; "be-
cause it is-er-such slow poison"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-04-21

It sometimes happens that family
which cannot boast that one of its
members underwent an operation, can
recall time when one Of the children
went from one convulsion into another.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-04-21

1t takes two to make quarrel until
you have one OF your own, and then It
Is always the other one who makes IL
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-04-21

He (at amateur concert)-What do
you think of Miss Screecher's voicel
She-Oh, l think it's all Of what it's
cracked up to be.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-04-21
Hoods JGrSGpGrfUG
and Pills

Make the blood pure, vigorous and
rich, create appetite, give vitality,
strength and animation, and cure
ell eruptions. Have the whole family
begin to take them today.
sHood's Sarsaparilla has been used In
our family for some time, and always with
good results. Last spring I was all run
down and got bottle Of It, and as usual
received great benefit" MISS BxuLAn
BoYcK. Stowe, Vt
Hoods SaFsaparIIla promises %
cure and keepe the promlses
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-04-21
Gnnd Time tn mia

Gloomy Man-Who is the fool who
wrote Il Would Not Die in Spring
timeg'
Wife-Fooll
Gloomy Man-Yes. Springtime Is
just the season to die. Escape the spring
house cleaning, you know.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-04-21

After people pass forty they find
that they have no place to wear their
new clothes unless they go to church.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-04-21
HUMOR OF THE WEEK
STORIES TOLD sY FUNNY MEN
or THE PRESS.

Odd, Curious and LauEhabie Phases
of Human Nature Graphically Por-
trayed by Eminent Word Artists OF
Our own Day-A Budget of Tun.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-04-21

"Oh, there's a word of nine letters
that describes Crabbe to a t."
"Ah, yes-pessimist.'"
"Well, l meant 'dyspeptic,' but II
amounts to the same ing."-Philadel.
phia Press.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-04-21
Not an Wnr T1ua.

Mrs. Fadden-Have you ever had
any experience in firing chinaf
Mrs. Artless-No, 1ndeedI Our cool
attends to that when she has q bad
day.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-04-21
SLIGHT Miatake.

Shopper Tin department store)-Isn't
Il rather early to have those mosquito
nets on sale.
Saleslady-Beg pardon, but those are
boarding house blankets.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-04-21

A huge sunfsh, the largest ever seen.
was recently captured near Santa Cata-
lima Island, of the coast Of California.
1t weighed about 1900 pounds.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-04-21

Some people think success means
simply to get rich. Others think II
means merely to keep out Of jail. One
Of these definitions is about as near
correct as the other, says philoso-
nhnr
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-04-21
Murder Will Ont.

"You simply can't get that girl to
tell her age"
"Well, time will tell, even If she
won't"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-04-21

NOOktu UpS
$50 this is the old family BibleY'
said Mr.. Newsooter, who was waiting
in the parlor for Miss Passay.
"No," replied Miss Passay's little
brother, that's the new one sister
bor hit last week so she could write In
1t all about when she was born
Philadelphia Press.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-04-21
still Child

Old Man-What! Marry that child
Suitor-Your daughter is no longer {
child, sir; she is a woman.
Old Man-Nonsense! Why, she ISM
a bit bossy yet.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-04-21

The population OF Japan is twelve
times as dense as that Of the United
States.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-04-21
Botany Class.

Teacher-Mushrooms always grow
in damp places.
Pupil-That's why they look like
umbrellas, amt it2
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-04-21

Sometimes we may learn more from
a mans errors than from his virtues
Longfellow.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-04-21

Pisos Cure Is remedy for coughs, colds
and consumption. Try II. Price % cents,
at druggists,
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-04-21
Won Can 0et AIlen,. Eoot.ns.. EpHs.

Write Allen s. Olmsted, LIE Roy. N. Y, for q
free mple of Allen 3 Foot-Ease. It cures
sweating, hot swollen, aching feet. 1t makes
new or tight shoes easy. certain cure fol
corns, ingrowing nails and bunions. 1ldrug.
gists sell It. 25c. Don't accept any substitute.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-04-21
NJ Nonsanee Nowadav.

No Nonsense Nowadays.
Modern Poet-Give me a rhyme fol
influenza.
Friend-What are you writing2
Modern Poet-An ode to spring.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-04-21
EAzI[eeley LlOU0 AORPHlME- TOBACCO
6lii,e HABITS PERMANENTLY CURED
~ - FOR FULL PARTICULARS -
Aes.zas IAe ekEElEYnsTTTBTE. PORTLAND, ,oRE.
Another Long-Felt Want

AuOIhbF LOnR"F6IG Want.
Tough-Have yer got pull enough in
Washington to git patent fer me?
Patent Lawyer-What is your inven-
tion?
Tough-It's a pneumatic tire fer per-
lice clubs.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-04-21
Then or Never,

Miss Willing-Should a girl allow
her fiance to kiss her before they are
married?
Mrs. Wedderly-Well, II she wants
him 70 kiss hnr nh all ahn chnr,Id
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-04-21
An Indnrsemanf.

An Indorsements
Ascum-But does this medicine real.
ly cure deafness7
Clerk-Eh7
Ascum (shouting)-I say, does II
really cure deafness2
Clerk-Well, I should say so! I've
taken it regularly for twenty years.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-04-21
Masculine View.

"The coming woman" said the type
writer boarder. ''will not take back
seat for anybody"
Il hope you are right" rejoined the
scanty- haired bachelor. ''Those fe
males who ocupy the back seats re
served for smokers in street cars make
me real weary"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-04-21

Mothers will find Mrs. Winslows's Soothing
Syrup the bestremedy to use for their children
during the teething period.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-04-21
True Enough.

Towne-Did you tell Markley you
had just bought a magazine rinel
Browne-Yes.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-04-21

"Wot's worryin' him2 In fer a lick
in'?
"Nope; worseer'n that. He says ter
days the day he's decided ter propose
TO the teacher"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-04-21
Perrin's Pile Specific
The INTERNAL REMEDY
No Case Exists it VIII Not Case
AGENTS WANTED

AOENIS WANTED
For our New Gasolene Drag Saw. We set en-
gine only once for each log. One man can
move saw. We handle the only Malleable
Grubhing Machine. Write us your wants in
the machinery line.
REfERs0N MACHINERY CO.,
Foot Morrison st. Portland, Oregon
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-04-21

Miss MarOy Hampton eoie Third Avenue New York City, writes
the Taken In the
spring tones the system and acts as ton me more
invaluable bowels regular acting
smulant whole medicine
ehest."-Miss MarloTy Hampton.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-04-21

EITO Permanently cured. Nontsor nervousness
lilo after first day of DR.. .Kine's Great Nerve
Restorer Send for Free S2 trial bottle and treatise
Dr. T. ii. Kline, Ltd. esF Arch St. Philadelphia, Pa
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-04-21
There's the Rub,

Towne-If it hadn't been for that
fellow Cutter I'd be 500 richer to.
day.
Browne-Oh, forget about 1t. You
ought to take things philosophicalIy.
Towne-I do, That's easy enough
but it's hard to part with things phil.
Observation-Disclosures Press.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-04-21
CASTORIA
For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Signature ssssa the Of NMzzzZu
ALittIe Mistake.

"A Little Mistake.
Young Lady-What is the price Of
that bicycle costume?
Dealer-That is not bicycle costume,
miss; it's suit of sanitary underwear.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-04-21
somethinr to NTow.

II wonder II they produce hay In
the arctic feldsT said the ballroom
boarder.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-04-21
Finalo.I

"Are you still making visits to your
.dentistT"
mo"
Flows thatr
"Oh, nothing, only I ran out Of
teeth"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-04-21
CURE SICK HEADACHE.
HOWARD BIJR7

HOWARD E. BURTON, AssaYer and Chemist
Specimen prices, Gold, Silver, Lead 81; Gold Sill
yer, 75c; Gold 5Oc; Zinc or Copper g. Cyanide tests
Mailing envelopes and full price list sent on applicar
ton. Control and Umpire work solicited. Lead
vile. Colo. Reference Carbonate NatI BANK.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-04-21

Mother-lf catch you chasing those
hens again I'll wash your face every
day next week-Punch.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-04-21

Il don't know whether they call 1t
hay or not" replied the cheerful idiot,
''but it's something the Eskimos."
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-04-21

Towne-You're a truthful gentle
man! Why, It's only a cheap single
barrel affair.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-04-21
PRUSSIAN
LICE KILLER

PORTLAND SEED co.. Portland Or. Coast Agents
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-07-03
A MODEST MONARCH.

General Cronje who is visiting the 81 LOUIS
Fair. was asked to pose for his picture the o'nef
dav by a news photographer
Il am too modest" said the beeT ieioer'
laughing
But a great man like you the photos-
Tapher began
oh If / were great. 7 should be sun morn
modest" said General CrOnje- Let me teil you
about tie modesty IF a king-king Frederick VI
Of Denmark-whO really was a great man.
'.Kine, Frederick VI was visiting a certain
Danish school The pupils were intelligent ana
alert He put a numb OF questions to then-
What he said finally. are the names OK
Dennarks greatest kings
The Well read boys answered IN chorus'
'Carute Waldemar and Christian "
Then the schoolnaster bent over q boy ana
whispered something. whereUpon the lad rose
and raised his hand
We'll said the King, do you know another /!
Yes: Frederick VI the boy answered
The King smiled. What great deed did he
perform he said.
The boy silent He thought hard Flnai-
ly he stammered:
II don't know
We'll. my child be cOmforted,' said the King.
7 don't know. either
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-07-03

as hard as vulcanized rubber regarded by
most fishermen as worthless, yet this "eeler,"
the moment he conger eel come sprawl
ing down on the deck, tangling up 4 half dozen
lines with his Shiny. squirming body, would
rush up and ask if he could have the repulsive
creature. At last IT was learned that he
Bowery saloon keeper who picked the congers
and served them UP sliced ON his free lunch
counter.
1t is seldom, too, that the practical joker is
not along, and his victims cnsnarcd in the
most unexpected ways, Only the other day
dudish looking passenger was Keeling in his line
slowly. when he nearly fell overheard because
of tremendous nibbling. His reel would not
work fast enough so he hauled in hand
hand. Up out of the water came some curious,
wriggling things. which few of the veteran
sportsmen who always venture to explain
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-07-03
THE WISE CAT.

Labor saving inventions never do any real
harm TO labOring men and women" said Pro-
fessor s. T. Langley. the scientist and aeronaus
They who bemoan the appearance OF labor saw
ing devices are unWise.''
Professor Langley smiled
such uuphilosOphical persons he resumed.
should learn lesson from the stable cat. Have
YOU heard of the stable cat? 1t sat on the
horses back
" Dear, dear the horse walled Now that
automobiles coming into such favor fear
shan't be wanted
Nonsense said the stable cat Don't carry
on so, brother. The mouse trap didn't DO away
with NE. did ito 4"