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The indicator., 1904-04-16
CONDENSED STORIES.
INV tn. Hypoehondrise Had Lot of
Faith In Doctors.

Faith In Doctors.
Congressman John Sharp VII
Hams tells of a man in Mississippi
Tho is a hypochondriac of the first
,rder. This individuals failing is
I source of never ending amusement
d his fellow townsmen. 1t was of
khis man that some one humorously
tsmarked in answer to question as
10 how the sick man was getting on
hat "he complained that he was
keeling somewhat better"
Mr.. Williams says that the hypo-
ehondriac was one day telling a
knend of his efforts to regain his
OId time health. He ran over the
Hst Of doctors whom he had consult
d, whereupon the friend remarked: !:
aWell, old man, must say that
you appear to have lots of faith in
Hoctors."
Certainly l have" replied the
uick man. "Dop't you think the doc
|tors would be foolish to let "A good
customer like me die?"-New York
Tribune.
The indicator., 1904-04-16
WAITING 70. III. Sun TO 90 down.

WAITING roa TH1 Sun TO 90 down.
rtantly in the cornfeld which
stretched over acres into tho dis
lance.
j, "What are you doing3' l asked
the negro.
"1's out heah to hoe dat corn,'
'sid the darky.
"Fhe answer was given in an In
imitable drawl. Then what are
you doing under this tres2 Rest
ingT | persisted.
!, mo, sab, rs not restin',' was
ne answer. .'Ah'm not tiahed.
Ah'm waitin' faw the sun to go
Gown 9 30 Ah kin quit wuhk.' New
York Press.
The indicator., 1904-04-16
Offering 10 paw fsoo In legal money Of

offering 10 pay $500 In legal money Of
the United States, for any case of Leu
corrhea, Female Weakness, Prolapsus,
or Falling of Womb which they cam
not cure. All they ask is fair and
reasonable trial of their means of cure.
They have the most remarkable record
of cures made by this world famed remedy
ever placed to the credit of any prepara-
ton especially designed fer the cure OF
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Sick women, especially those suffer-
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| free. All correspondence is held az
strictly private and sacredly conhden-
tial. Address DR.. R. V. Pierce, Buf-
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NJ write these few lines to let you
know that l am using your 'Favorits
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trouble, also other female weakness.
Having read a great deal about YOUR
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my husband purchased bottle of Fa-
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taking it before felt better. Cam
not thank you enough for the good it
has done me. hope others may bs
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NJ can strongly recommend DR.. Pierce's
medicines, especially the Favorite Pre-
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was growing weaker gradually, not only
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The indicator., 1904-04-16

EITHER the republican factions OF
Denver now engaged in fighting over
their local a6airs like two Kilkenny
cats will get together on the state
issue on their own violition or else
they will bs made to get together BY
the party at large throughout the
state, Their antics in regard to the
wrangling over whether "Wolcott
or "snti " olcott" delegates shall be
chosen to represent the party at ths
Chicago convention is being tolerated
by the party at large the state ovs'
in the hepe that oil surplus steam
might escape through that vent hole
but after that they will have the
party to deal with y . whole and
there will be something doing.
The indicator., 1904-04-16
Plain Cooks Won't Do.

Biz Thomas Horne, the president
OF the Canadian Pacific railroad,
made recently a tour Of inspection
over the Pennsylvania line from
fniladelphia to Pittsburg.
sir Thomas was much pleased
Mth the service and cuisine Of his
dlning car. He inspected the kitch-
= and showed great interest In ths
anllsd maneuvers Of the cook.
The cook, who was something Of
Wag, described to his distinguish
q visitor the kitchens Of the great
NEW York hotels, where the walls
~ Of glass, the foors Of vitriled
onsk, the tables Of white marble
and the cooking utensils Of German
"a great hotel chef" he said,
mas from fifty to ssventy-fve as-
rstants under him. / know one Of
.aese chefs, and visited him two
w weeks ago. His assistant cooks were
" young women-ths prettisst lot
F" Young women I ever saw.
Why, Gaston,' I said to my
aluls ,ll,end' what pretty girls you en-
Indeed, Inc they are pretty said
w. Plain cooks won't do hsre.'
The indicator., 1904-04-16

WHEN they 60 up against the meat
trust they discover what It is like to
butt in on the fates.
On the front Of tbs store was dis
played the sign;
Were not in the trust, not in the
combine"
Now the legend IL not displayed any
more
For they're mot in the combine"-and
not in the store!
The indicator., 1904-04-16
CHEERFUL WOMEN,
How to Keep Happy.

IN EsPoNDENcY is a thing of evil
origin and evil results. Worry
- produces nothing but wrinkles
and wretchedness. Let the
reader put up little note on her bureau,
on her desk, and at the head of her bed
just two words, DON'T WORRY. Worry
is the greatest foe to the happiness Of
any household. An anxious, despond-
ent face, fretful, complaining voice,
will make every one uncomfortable.
A woman's nerves are more truly the
cause of worry than outside troubles
The nerves are to a woman's body the
telegraph system, which surely warns her
of any trouble in the feminine makeup.
WHY WOMEN HAVE NERVES
-vThat Is the reason why women have
nerves When our thoughts begin to
grow cloudy and uncertain, our i'm
pulses lag and the warnings of pain
and distress are sent like fying mes
sages throughout our limbs and frame,
we straightway, nine times in ten, lay
the cause of the trouble to some defect
in the point where we first feel it. Is
1t a headache, a backache, sensation
OF irritability or twitching and uncon-
trollable nervousness, something must
Oe WIOuS with lHe Heau or OaCk,
woman naturally saws, but ali the time
the real trouble very often centers in
the wonlaay organs In nine cases out
OF ten the seat of the difficulty is here,
and a woman should take rational treat.
ment for its cure. The local disorder
and Inflammation of the delicate special
organs of the sex should be treated
steadily and systematically"
DR.. Pierce, during a long period of
practice, found that a prescription made
up entirely of roots and herbs, without
the use of alcohol, cured over ninety
per cent. of such cases. After using this
remedy for many years in his private
practice he put it up in form that
would make it easily procurable, and it
can be had at any store where medicines
are handled.
$500 REWARD FOR woMRN WHO
CANNOT RE CURED.
Backed up by over third of a CEN
tury of remarkable and uniform cures,
record such as no other remedy for
the diseases and weaknesses peculiar to
women ever attained, the proprietors
and makers of DR.. Pierce's Favorite Pre-
scription now feel fully warranted in
The indicator., 1904-04-16

AN oversight in the correction Of
two columns in the last issue Of the
INDICATOR that had been proof read
was the cause Of several curious
blundsrs to appear. Fortunately the
office was not mobbed, thanks to the
forbearance of patient public.
The indicator., 1904-04-16

MR. HEARST, who 10 . frm believer
in the power Of the pres, y pattin&
his chain Of newspapers that extssd
across the continent to the test Hn
several papers are boosting lin -
thusisstically Tor ths prssidsat'sl
nouinatios, and With sch ssocsaI
thus far thas ~ oppcass6 - ~
dsncssstss ~ 4 ~ Assas Aavs
ssass1 b rsaufd + = . ha9Ahe
| |mot1Dg.
The indicator., 1904-04-16

In times like these
We all can be
OF some small use
In the community
BY boosting things
And then invoke
A blessing on
The gloomy croak.
1t may be that
A few hot Goals
Placed on the heads
OF those poor souls
Would cheer them up
To join Cur side
Or else that they
Might suicide.
The indicator., 1904-04-16
Some Snowflake Forms.

All of you boys and girls who
have magnifying glasses, have you
ever put tiny epeck of snow un-
der your glass and studied the Won
derful forms of the little flakes?
Do so the next time we have some
snow. 1t is perfectly astonishing
how many different and beautiful
forms there are.
The indicator., 1904-04-16

An sstute and successful Eastern
merchant says that it is . rule with
him to advertise in newspapers that
charge something worth while for
their space. He is evidently not 3
believer in get-something- -for-noth-
ing policy, and the casual public can
see wherein be is right.
The indicator., 1904-04-16
A Joke on Papa.

"Hold on, papa, your left two
ears behind!' cried Harry, who was
helping his father shell corn.
"That's funny said papa. II
was sure l had taken every one out" !"
as he looked down into the basket,
but looked up quickly as he heard
Harry's laugh, to see the boy hold
ing fast his own two ears.
"Well, | guess we'd better not
shell them today" advised papa.
The indicator., 1904-04-16

PRESIDENT ]. F. HEARNE Of the
c. F.&I Co. says that the steel
works will be bigger and better than
ever. and to understand that his sur
mise 10 correct Ill one needs to do y
to take look at the increased sass
Of the works today and then figure
that It will require more men than
ever to operate them.
The indicator., 1904-04-16
A Triple Bridge.

A very neat dinner table trick
may be done with three tumblers, or
goblets, and three knives.
Place the three tumblers in the
form of Il triangle, little farther
from each other than the length Of
a knife.
Now lay two of the knives on the
table with the blades crossing each
The indicator., 1904-04-16

IT Is not known whether or not
Judge Parker, the probable democratic
nominee for president. is trust bus
ter, and that gentleman is 30 pain
fully silent that up to date he won't
say. Maybe Mr.. Bryan could tell.
The indicator., 1904-04-16

GREELEY boasts of 500 mammoth
spuds that weigh ton and will ex-
hibit them at the Worlds Fair. The
men who raised them ought to get 3
few passes through the Fair grounds.
The indicator., 1904-04-16
Waiting For Quitting Time.

n was travelling down SOUTH"
said John S. Flaherty, manager of
the Majestic theater, "and while
driving in the country ! saw darby
under a tree by the roadside.
He was gazing lazily up through
the branches, while by his side was
d hoe. Weeds were growing luxu-
The indicator., 1904-04-16

LINE up with the pushers and look
on the bright side. Get too busy to
reflect on Burns melancholy poem,
"Man Was Made to Mourn" The
Colorado atmosphere is too light and
full of the elements Of cheerfulness
for that.
The indicator., 1904-04-16
THE BRIDGE COMPLETED.

other. Then pass the blade of the
third knife 6yer the uppermost
blade and under the undermost.
Take them up in this form and
place them with the ends of the
handles on the rims of the tum-
blers.
The triple bridge will then be
self sustaining, and if a moderate
weight be laid on it it will be all the
firmer.
The indicator., 1904-04-16

MORE coke is what has been needed
at the steel works for long time,
and now that larger supply is com
ing in there will be greater activity
at the mills.
The indicator., 1904-04-16

FLORENCE claims the right to be
called the Little Pueblo" Of Colo
RADIO, and it shows up lot Of facts
and figures tn prove its claim
The indicator., 1904-04-16

MAY 25, 26 and 27 will be q great
time in Pueblo. The immigration
agents of the Missouri Pacific to the
number of 300 will be the guests Of
tho cifu
The indicator., 1904-04-16
FASTEST TIME TO CHICAGO

Via Colorado & Southern and connec-
tions. Leave Pueblo 9:25 a. m. Ar
rive Chicago 4 p. m. next day. Make
direct connections at Chicago with
al the one-night trains to New York
and sastssn points.
The indicator., 1904-04-16

ANYBODY and everybody should
believe in good wages, wages that
will permit of the American standard
of living. What is right is right any
The indicator., 1904-04-16
Question n or,sIn.

., IN the library of the College Of
sae CITY Of New York State Super
I.endent Skinner was converting
~ u'.h Professor NcNulty, who holds
y ;ae Chair Of philosophy. The pro
.~:or was maintaining that coed. :
a.ion was successful in practise,
quoting . mass Of statistics 10 pro !,
~ ss point, whereupon Mr.. Skim :
S.Ponded, with q wavs Of the hana,
an, statistics srs Lin sauSagss r
:, Statistics like ssusagssi' a.
claimed DR.. Nalgulsy. suSprised g
the simile.
Yes" sd ~ ss,ssia ~
ss1sssss:,,; sss.s. ~ -: r. r !. -
The indicator., 1904-04-16

CERTAIN statesmen have q ht Of
hysteria when they expatiate on the
yellow peril" 1t. might be said, also,
that they have pro- Russian tenden-
cies.
The indicator., 1904-04-16

THE conundrum of the hour in
Colorado Springs is: When is a drug
store not drug store, and the answer
is. when it is saloon. Of course.
The indicator., 1904-04-16
Have to be Good.
VIA D. 4 R. g.

eto.oo round trip to san Francisco
end Los Angeles from April n to May
.. TAis vssy low rats allows liberal
stspsvse pstvilsgss both going and re-
eEaNg, ard Tor 41l extFs osn 70 one
w N RoetlAnd. oes tAs t1cket
agsaAh ~ osatsa, block for psrsicu-
The indicator., 1904-04-16
lo0 81 0o0ono0 10 o. Ol
! FROM OVER THE STATE
Some Interesting Items Taken at
Random From Among Our
Exchanges
~ OooDoou ouOoDn be
Familiar at Home.

No matter what high and mighty
title man gets when be leaves town,
he gets his old nick name when he
returns.-Lamar Sparks.
The indicator., 1904-04-16
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pstwesa Puahle sad Dsavse b b.
ths Santa FL ssssa regular traiss
Il ssevss3sat hosrs, lsaviag fssbao
q 2AA S:l0. 9M asd ll3o
= y, eOS ~ SO p =. WAsa
vusshs1llg q Ausisa dspst pssess ~
opD1A, n.
The indicator., 1904-04-16

FOR SALE Furniture of Groom
house, horse and buggy, 100 choice
chickens, different breeds. Inquire
at 1921 Spruce street.
The indicator., 1904-04-16
For President
THEODORE ROOSEVELT

THE season for hunting wild duck,
closed the 18th inst, and now fol
business.
The indicator., 1904-04-16
TO ADVERTISERS
IN JOB PRINTING

ARTISTIC AND NEAT. JOB
IA printing done promptly
and at very reasonable prices.
Good work manship, good
stock, up tO-date type and up
to.datc ideas. The INDICAT.
ORcives everybody I II value
for their money. Try us and
see.
The indicator., 1904-04-16
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Godse eud to the Valley.

Godsend to the Valley.
The heavy snow Of April lst was a
godsend to the valley and the benefit
that it will be to everyone living
along the Arkansas can hardly be
estimated. If provi ence continues to
smile upon US this way a few more
times during the season this section
Of the state will receive big boom
in the world of agriculture, ,-Salida
Record
The indicator., 1904-04-16

WHEN man is sick he ia given
and when business is dull it
should be given advertising.
The indicator., 1904-04-16

g. . I: a1l.;I:S 8
The indicator., 1904-04-16
Coal Mines Working. .

0@6 036"Ss WI HIHB'
The Cusrto mine, which has been
closed down since the strike, has been
started up again with the full force
Of men. At Sopris twenty of the
coke ovens have been started which
will handle the output of the Pied
mont mine. Nearly all the camps are
reported to be working nicely and new
men arc being added daily.-Trinidad
Monitor.
The indicator., 1904-04-16
Somebody Draft the Bill.

A law must be enacted that will
protect the union. the capitalist. the
80 called "scab" and the general pub
lie. All must be equally and equi-
tably protected. No faction shall be
allowed to sit in judgment over an
other faction. The Judgment however
fair can satisfy everybody. There
must be q court of adjudication Great
cd with power to compel the keeping
Of the peace and to hear labor dis
putes and to decide what is right. 1t
10 time this should be attended to.
The next legislature is the golden
opportunity. The way to do things
is to do it.--Salida Mail.
Relatives in Demand.
II your uncle has an aunt who has a
nephew whose wife has cousin that
is married to an old friend of your
wife's sister, whose grandfather used
TO live in the same town with an old
schoolmate Of yours, whose son in-law
10 now in st. Louis, you should at
once renew the acquaintance.-Ex.
@ O o
Have to be Good.
Aguilsr 10 certainly the most moral
town in this neck Of the woods; no
saloons open and everybody is home
BY nine o'clock evenings. We are liv-
ing under laws nearly a. strict as the
old Blue Laws" Of Pilgrim times
Agailar Record.
The indicator., 1904-04-16

In9y0W - r - = - 60,
The indicator., 1904-04-16

the city.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1904-03-01
The Stale Bank S Trust CO
-s, CarsC City, Nevada.
CAPITAL FULLY PAID UP 5000. 600


hickey H. Meyers P H. Petersen
l. J.
OFFICERS.
hickey, Meyers First Vice
C.
J. T. Davis Asst Cash
BRANCH.
w. Richards
w. Cashier Tonopah
HUNDRED SAFE DEPOSIT BOXES
err n special
They PROOF perfectly
o application.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1904-03-01
For Free. Coma sc.

Congressman c. D. VanDuzer intro.
duced in the House last Saturday a
bill for the free and unlimited cola
age Of silver at the ratio Of 1G to [.
thus making the silver dollar full
legal tender, MI VanDuzer, in .
speech, said the silver question is still
live issue. Tie increased gold pro
duction may have givXen a larger cir
culation, but it has not destroyed the
necessity fer silver coinage or chang
ed economic conditions.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1904-03-01
LABOR LAW AS A HYG;EHIC
MEASURE.

The decision of the highest court Of
the State of New York sustaining the
law limiting the hours Of work for
bakers to sixty hours week, or ten
hours a day, touching an interesting
phase of the labor problem The law
had been attacked on the ground that
it was unconstitutional. The fact that
it is designated labor law gave color
>he objection that it inteTferad with
t1l right Of private contract. The de
cision Of the court. however. which
was written by judge Parker, >1aces
it as measure fer the protection Of
public health. Ike police power Of the
Legislature, says the decision, justilies
the requirement that floors. ceilings
that they may be readily cleansed"
and that food be kept clean. The same
power justifes the legislature in SO
requiring the conduct of the business
Of bakers ''as to best promote AMI
protect the health of the people" at
is but reasonable to assume from this
statute as a whole =. that man IS
more likely to be careful and cleanly
when well and not overworlled than
when exhausted by fatigue so the
court declares, and adds that, accOr /
ing to medical authorities, bakers are
to be classified with "stOnecutters and
file grinders and other workers whose
occupation necessitates the inhalation
Of dust particles and hence predis-
poses its members to consumption"
It is, therefore. on hygieHic grounds
that this law is declared constitutional,
The question naturally arises whether
any law limiting the hours Of labor
may not be defended on similar
grounds. There does not seem to be
any line that clearly separates the
hours of labor in other occupations.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1904-03-01

After se-en weeks deliberatiOn AMI
investigation by the Government,
VIM. z. Baker has been suspended
from service in the War Department
at Washington because he wrCte
routing" instead Of 'routeing." The
charge against Baker was "insubordi
nation" Of course. the fact that he
accepted Webster and Worcester as
authority for his spelling Of the word
cut no ice" with the men who sus-
pended him. Someone told him thai
routing" should have al e. in it..
and they just rooted for the Baker
who had the temerigy to leave it out.
At Williamsburg, \. Y. young
man has been adjudged insane be
cause he imagines that every pretty
girl who looks at him is in love with
him. There are several young men
around here who are suffering from
the same halIucination. who ere per-
mitted to run at large.
As between Russia and Japan, the
people of the United States are going
to try to be strictly neutral, but {
great deal will depend upon whic}
buys the most American -four snf
meat.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1904-10-05
WEATHER PREDICTIONS FOR OCTOBER.
Ira Hicks Says That thu Month VII Be More
Than Usually Pleasant

Rev. Ira Hicks says in his forecast for
October th..t the month will come in
with the last stages of regular storm
period. colder, northwesternly winds
with clearing weather behind the storms.
First storm period the 4th and 9Th with
rising temperature, eloudiness and
spurts of rain, but disturbances will be
light and shortlived up to the second
storm period. extending from the Sth to
the 18th, having its center on the 18th.
At the beginning of this period look for
much warmer with eastern and south
ernly winds and sharp electrical storms
about the Sth, growing colder towards
the end. The third storm period will
be central the 1G, II, and 18th, with de-
cided change to cooler with frosty
nights.
The fourth storm period extends from
the Goth to the 22nd, rapid changes TO
warmer, rain with probable thunder
storms on 81, % and 23rd, followed by
gales and change to much cooler, the
month ending mp with an October cold
wave br.lging heavy frosts to most
parts of the country for several nights
following The storms
Summing mp as whole the month OF
October viii, prove more than usually
pleasant in most portions Of the country
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1904-10-05
publication Oct. s, I904-A
PROBATE NOTICE
Notice otApplioatlon to Sell Real Est,

Notice OF Application to Sell Real Estate.
u ERNON COUNTY COURT IN PROBATE
state OF Wisconsin. County Of Vernon 81
In tho matter Of the estate OF Peter Olson,
deceased
u appearing 90 ths satisfaction Of this court
oy the petition OF w. II Morgan. ADM nistrator
tAal The personal estate in the hands OF the
sald admin straJOF Is insufficient to pay the
debts OF said deceased, and expenses Of admin
istration; and that it IL necessary TO sell the
real estate OF the said deceased Tor the pay
meiit Of surlt debts and expenses
II is therefore cydered, that ali pevsons in
lefusied m the said estate. appear before the
county Court fer said county, at the Office OF
the Judge OF said court, In the City Of ViPOqua
On the lat day Of November 1904 at 10 o'clock
a. IA. 70 show cause II any they have, why
license should not be granted to The said W
II, Morgan Ia mortgage lease or sell 40 much Of
the real estate Of the said deceased "a shall be
necessary TO pay such debts
And Il ia further ordered, thata CODY q the
above order be published In the Vernon County
Censor, n news per printed in said county, for
az least four Successive weeks before the day
IZed for said hearing and that COPY OF "a III
order be served personally on ali persons inter-
ested In said estate and residing in said county
at least wenUY days before such day OF hear
ing.
by the Court. y. o, MAIoNEY, County Judge.
Dated tAia 8th day Ct October, 1904
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1904-10-05

The closing out sale at The Boston
il now IN full blast.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1904-10-05

Buy your fall suit, over coat or fur
coat now and save four or FIVE dollars on
IL. THE BOSTON.
The Japs ars doing a Russian bust.
ness, we want to rush ours.
~ .s r fTrrrs Tly4g-pra.