Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1904-06-25
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ulty are very much pleased with your
work. Dropped Junior-Yes they en-
cored my sophomore year.-Princetop
Tiger.
Caller-Your sister is q long time
making her appearance Johnny. john
ny-Yes, she's got to make it, of
course, fore she comes down.-Chicago
Tribune.
Ellis wife has been the making Of
him" "Why, he doesn't seem to be
much That's it. She has made
him perfectly miserable" -Philadel-
phia Bulletin.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS., Sarah,
I've been nominated. Sarah with de-
light)-Honestly? Politician - What
difference does that make?-Detroit
Free Press.
DO you know anything about firt-
1ng?" "No," he replied sadly. 81
thought l did, but when 1 tried it
hanged if the girl didn't marry me-
Chicago Post.
what can 1 do for my little boy"
asked mamma, $50 that he won't want
to eat between meals?" "Have the
meals ticker together" replied thu
greedy young man.
Farmer Ragweed-Has Bill learned
anything tew college? Mrs. Ragweed
No; an wuss'n that, he's forgot what
he ulster know! Says he can't eat pie
without a fork.-Chicago News.
nootor- fbinIx oo,, o,,ra x.o,,y
catarrh? Why I'm sure of it. Patient
So you are very familiar with the
disease? Doctor should say so! I've
had it myself all my life.-Judge.
Miss Muddie-I wish 1 knew Of Q
really good way to preserve my com
plexion. Miss Snappe-If you keep
the box in cool place it will be all
right, won't it?-Philadelphia Press.
Jonathan say, Britisher, can you
spell horse? Englishman - Orse?
Why, certainly. 1t honly takes hatch
and no and a har and hess and q
he to spell 'orse.-Kansas City Jour
nal.
''Within the last decade" remarked
the progressive citizen, woman ha:
gained considerable standing In tn,
business world" YES" rejoined thu
female breadwinner, especially in tn,
street cars"
Teacher-You notice that boy wh'
stands at the foot of the class? Well
last summer he was the brightest DO.
in school Committeeman-He is now
l notice the foot Of the class is neares
the stovel
Mrs. Knox-So you met Mrs. Tom
Ign to-day What did she say? MI
Knox-Nothing Mrs Knox-You SUI
prise me-she usually talks an awfJ
lot! Mr.. Knox-Oh, she did that t.
day, of course!
NIissus-We're going to give dane
on Friday, Jane, and 1 want you to d
all you can to help us. Jane-Wel
mum, I'm afraid 1 amt much good
that sort of thing. l only know ba
rel organ Jig and a cake walk.
Mrs. Ascum-Did you see Mrs. IL
cutie at the ball? Mr.. Ascum-Ye
Mrs. Ascum-She was dressed entirel
in white, the paper said. Is that sc
Mr.. -Well-er-no, she didn
appear to be dressed entirely.-Phili
delphia Press.
"Seen Ezry's new horse" asked OF
citizen of another. II have" was Il
reply. "Well. what does 1t look like
asked the questioner, inpatient
.'Well, he looks" said the other ma
slowly. las If Ezry had taken him fl
an old bt"-Christian Register.
who's the slowest man you eve
knew?" "a chap in New York. e
fell out of third-story fiat windo
and did not reach the ground for @
hour" "How was that?" "He caugl
In a tree at the second story and we
In to visit some friends"
Free Press.
Blobbs-What a touchy little chs
Hotspur is-hes always ready to tai
offense. Sharpe-I've known hi
when he wouldn't. Blobbs-Wh'
was that? Sharpe-When we we
following the Atherstone hounds. He
always rather go half mile round
sooner than take fence.
zone week from to-day, Uncle Jol
1 will be married man. Yes, In sew
short days I will be initiated into
mysteries Of matrimony." mo M
terles about 1t, my boy. 1t Is just
plain, simple rule of three" "Rule
three? Eh-what threeT "Wi
mother-in-law, and hired girl."-Ki
sas City Journal