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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-04-02

The marriage of Miss Ida LYMAN.
daughter OF Apostle Francis M. LYMAN
and ID. NJ. Sorenson was solemnized on
Wednesday In the Temple, and follow
ing II dinner and informal receptIon
was given at the brides home. for Inc
relatives and immediate friends. The
rooms were prettily decorated with
PINK ana white carnations and plu-
mosa, and members OF the families as
sisted In entertaining The bride wore
a gown OF white silk null with bertha
OF real lace. Mr. and Mrs. Sorenson
VIII be at home after the first OF MAY
at 1875 north Seventh West street.
The wedding of Miss Laura Louise
Bird and Frederick w. Sinclair viii
take place on Wednesday, April 20 at
the home of the brides parents Mai
and Mrs. w. II. Bird Miss Fannie
Bird VIII be maid OF honor, and Mr.
Lawrence Hammel VIII act as best
man.
Mr.. and Mrs III. H. Llewyn announce
the engagement OF their daughter
Edith to Byron SperTy The marriage
will take place April Il.
Mr. and Mrs. j. j. Seheller announce
the engagement Of their daughter Lena
to Fred Griffin, The marriage VIII
take place early In May.
Club Chat
The annual election Of officers OF the
Cleofan was held Tuesday afternoon
at the home OF Mrs. Charles Wells.
Miss Emeline Wells was elected presi-
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-04-02

son, and will remain here until after
Easter.
Edward Conway and Mr.. Bacon OF
Louisville. KY, are guests at the home
OF Mr., and Mrs. Perry 8. Heath.
Miss Georgia Carter OF Portland Is
spending a few days IN Salt Lake en-
route home from the east. While here
Miss Carter will be the guest OF Mr.. and
Mrs. ]. II. Rlves OF IA east Sixth South
Mrs. A. q. Andrews and Mrs. A. u.
Melvin viii be at home to their friends
tomorrow.
Miss Gertrude Vail, Miss Carol ISra-
mer and Miss Welby will spend the next
few days IN Salt Lake. They are all
from Denver and are guests OF Mr..
Kramer In his private car
Mrs. ]. l.. Thomson and daughter.
Miss Welby, will spend the next few
days In Salt Lake. They are all from
Denver and are guests of Mr.. Kramer
In his private car.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Harris are down
from the Harris ranch In Idaho, and
viii probably spend the qext month In
the city
Miss ida Cohen, who has spent the
past week In Park city, Is expected
home today.
Miss Edythe Hale and Miss Bessie
Officer spent their spring vacation In
San Francisco with friends.
Mrs. McGrsth Is expected home to-
day after months visit In California,
Mr. and Mrs. j. II. Edmunds leave
shortly for Pocatello to make their
home.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-04-02

lettuce little bunnIes we're feastlng. All
those present We're continually expect
ing some April Joke, but found nothing
worse than a small cork covered with
pink and used as salad decoration.
The G. G., G. Was entertained very
pleasantly at the home OF Mrs l.. II.
Beason, 662 east Temple street last
evening, The game was "63' and eight
tables were played.
Mr. and Mrs. Ira H. Lewis enter.
talned at a delightful dinner last night,
In honor of Mr. and Mrs, Benner X.
Smith,
Mr. ana Mrs. Il. r. Ferry entertain
tomorrow for the christening OF their
twin daughters.
Mr., and Mrs H. &. Hill gave din
ncr on Tuesday, IN honor Of their
tenth wedding anniversary, the entire
affair being delightfully."-. carried out
The decorations were In red the lace
spread being laid over red satin. and
red carnations being used with red
candle shades with pretty effect. The
guests were Mr., and Mrs William r.
Warren Mr.. and Mrs Lawrence Green,
Miss Keenan,. Miss Elizabeth Fltzger.
aid, Mr., George Warren and Mr.. Hefi.
ner.
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for visit with her parents. Mr. and
Mrs. Fine p. Ernest. and will later ac-
company them 10 81. Louis to attend
the exposition.
Clarence Gaines Is home from a
months visit In Butte,
Mrs. Heber NJ. Wells has returned
from a visit with Mr.. and Mrs. Alma
Denbeigh Katz at Boise.
Mr. and Mrs, Harry Taylor have re-
turned from the east, and are stopping
at Whitehall.
Mrs, Sol siege left this week for q
visit IN San FRANCISCO.
Mrs. lie Compile OF Park City, who
has spent the past fortnight In the
city has returned to her home.
Mrs. W. A. Morey and Miss Aleen
Var OF Denver are guests OF Mrs. A. b.
Lawrence OF 40 Eighth East street.
Mrs. Fred Wey and daughter. Miss
Louise, leave next week for an extended
visit In the east.
Mrs. James NJ. White OF Park City
Is the guest OF Mrs. Edwin r, Holmes.
After spending the winter In Florida
and Cuba, Mr.. and Mrs. Joseph Young
OF Sis East First South street are again
at home.
Mrs. VIII c, Higgins and daughter,
Miss Margie, will leave for California
early next week for an extended visit.
Mr. and Mrs. r. l.. Carey leave next
week for a visit In California.
Mrs, VIII kneass Of Ogden is visit
ing her mother, Madam Amanda SVEN
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Mr., and Mrs. A. a. Gibson are home
from delightful visit Of two months
with friends IN California.
Mrs. Lee G.. Miller has returned from
an eastern trip of several months
$3.50
Mrs, W. H. Dunn Of Bingham Is In
the city visiting friends few days
Mrs, NJ. p, Levy and daughter have
returned from a visit Of several months
In the east.
Samuel Ncwhouse, accompanied by
his guests, Count l.aborde and Phlip
LiVcrmorc visited the Silver King this
week.
Miss Louise Madison has returned
from Chicago. whore she has spent the
past six months, and II At home with
her sisters at SIS east Fourth South
street
Mrs Russell c. Schuldor has returned
from a brief visit In California. Judge
Dickson Will he CNay some weeks long.
en-,
Miss Cora Snyder Is home from a
pleasant visit with Park city friends.
Mrs, w, H. Cheyer, Of OGDEN Is visit.
Ing with Mrs W. l.. Jones at the Cullen
for Il few days
Mrs. G. Il, Allen md daughters are
preparing 10 so to Europe for an ex-
tended stay Tho young woman VIII
study music while Abroad.
Miss Kinney is home from her "trip to
New York
Miss Keenan, Of Boise, Ida, who has
spent the past few weeks with friends
I'm this city returns today to her home.
Frank Warren VIII come down from
Park city to spend the Easter timo
with Mr. Rnd Mrs w. r, Warren on l.
street
Mrs Elizabeth Porter has gone to pu.
eblo, where she Will Join her son for a
trip to the city Of Mexico
Mrs, James o. Reber lett this week
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-04-02

Mr.. and Mrs j. r, Richards enter
tanned at a delightful dinner on Thurs
day night. ets
Tonight Mrs. J. \. Donahue 0ill give
an informal musicale at their home,
Mrs. Charles Shields Of Park city
was guest Of honor at most enjoya-
Bile evening party ON Monday, given
by Mr. aud MIS-. Mcpherson.
Tho Billee club gave It's last party Of
the season last night at Chrlstenseu's
and the event was IN every way sue
cossful
Mrs G. s. Price and Miss Eli2u Cur
rs VIII give an entertainment I'm the
Ladies' Literary club April 10 for the
benefit Of the Sunday kindergarten.
A pretty children's party was given
az the home OF Mrs, c. a. Eldredge ON
Thursday In honor Of the ninth birth.
day VI her little grandson, Eldredgc
CONN. There were games. prizes and
fayors I'm Easter designs and refresh
menta were served.
MlN, n, - lrlE' entertainer lllf East
Side card club ON Wednesday,
Mrs David Evans will entertain at a
luncheon next Tuesday
Mrs j. r. Evans entertained delight
fully M q konsngtoN ON Thursday In
honor Of Mrs, Dickinson of Denver
Mrs Paul Hammer entertained the
Card club at her home an Thursday.
Mrs John Grooshcck entertained the
Sewing club yesterday
An enjoyable card and dancing party
was given at Unity hall ON Tuesday
night
Mrs A. J. Gorham entertained the
Pan Hellenic this week
MFR. and Mrs. Homer +, Robinson arc
now al home to their friends at 4?
Church street
At the urgen, request VI a number Of
subscribers the last I'm the series of
Assembly balls viii be given on tho
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-04-02

S Sen,i Mrs Mrs Thomas slo,, -
tarT! MIS- Ms, William r T'' an. vice p..,l.
mer tfea sssaSrera'y M Mn. il / ,' y.
McvlcESsnrd II, librarian, SSIR rs : Wells
Of the Paris see,ioS Chosen chair s J
, noolh OF the ShakesOoo' Mrs WaHaa,a
Mrs + sloan c,. Of the art section s1,'n Mrs.
Section 'oh OF the a., ana
The Reviewers or.,
G, pl S'rs, David Evans. Mr., MONDAY
IHt Ham Little Jodr rper OF Il,
a iUm,e Of Eminent Wo,noale 10 d,
Lee. 1le ilSGIlo,ri1g result i No., Pae.
s s,Cq president; Mrs. p. y e 10 WcOdrs
o ond Miss Della Sn ~, Wedgwoot
W. brown, critic.
The date chosen 10.
breakfast n,,t Of the Re y The annual
hume hume i Mrs Charles CGi'P p,r,, club &
day. wv oS Chairman o, u.
g., RESIDENTS day win be ob,..
s un,,0 No l club next TrCs oisr'et b
noon at to, the e, home Of Mrs u' Wy.at
Jones 23l Third East. '' william Z
a meeting Of the program oo,,...
OF the Utah Federation '' ot cTNinnlrs
e ,,,tIs VIII be held In this o W,,onS,
The current literature ana
events section Of the LadIes ,vallta
elub met yesterday afteno.rL 'ea1
faul reviewed "Rebecca' .n, as
Jessup gave the Modern No,s s1a ss
ature.' '"Ve IN LIE.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-04-02
Boys Pants and
ShirtwaEts,

We wifi Offer some odds and eI''
for boys as follows ,. .,,,
About 50 pairs boys pal,ls IVY. wy
3 To 10. all wool mixtures lhe y " <,
lar price Of these was SlW' II"
sold this week at Soc per pay, "A
some boys golf caps 10 p lsi11 S
fancy mixtures, good ma'eIiSH o."
well made, regular CSC for w. J, ,o,i
Boys shirtTaists made up o. o., 81, n,
quality percale, all sizes we" AZ
the regular Sjc kinds FOR lsG ,,,t
We made mention last wesA , ave.
we are giving away win eaea ., .g
suit, one pair u baseDa,, ~ p'I n,
free This will save nloIns's s, NJ
trouble of making baseoa'l R 1g,
when the ball season is on, 80. ~
don't let mother overlook 'n''''
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Great Clearance Sale
Of Wrist Bags.

Fifty handsome wrist bags In a
variety OF fancy feathers, also a va
riety OF shapes and styles In black
seal bags that retail for sl.OO, N.25.
Sl35 and $3.50. Choice Of the whole
lot S5c.
Sixty-fye stylish wrist bags In wal
rus seal, pebble goat, elephant skin,
In all desirable shapes and colors,
range In black tan, brown, grey,
blue and red. Bags that sell regu-
larly for $3.50, sl75, $500 TO $225
Choice Monday and while they last
9Sc.
Forty.hve nobby wrist bags In seal,
walrus, suede pebble goat and snake
skins. In al 1.-THE popular shapes and
colorings, such as tans, greys
browns, blacks, etc, Choice OF $3.50,
,2,75 and $500 grade for $3.50,
Thirty-sx handsome wrist bags In
walrus. seal, alligator suede, etc,
In black, red. tan, grey and brown,
$3.50, 1915, $500 and $500 bags. Your
choice for $3.50.
All pocket books. hundreds TO
choose from, half price.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-04-02

The ending Of Lent and the coming
OF conference promises to make the
next week startling variation from
de past three that have passed. These
acme create an atmosphere that Is an
Inspiration TO gaiety and cheer and we
may look for a stir In social festivities
for some time to come, Several we'd
dings are scheduled for the month,
whose Importance will add to the gener-
nj interest
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-04-02
Great Glove Clearance
Sale.

Beginning Monday and while they
last. This gives YOU an opportunity
TO buy gloves such az comes but
once season,
500 pairs Ladies Glace ovtrseam
Kid Gloves In white, pearl, cream
and champagne, our regular 1Jc
Gloves, NJ SOC per pair.
100 pair Ladies' Black Glace. over
seam, regular sl0O and sl.25 values
we have only 5h and 59i, ~, 7ls
tx and s. and for that reason we
viii close out the line at i9c,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-04-02
Great Bargains in
Gents half Hose

200 dozen gents black and md II ll' oSr
half hose. 4 grand clear Gle, l.e,anrnt w ny n
own price from a llll, ,.n,,, choke
agent A good 8ic value ,,,i yCS' Ibsgk
with fancy embroidery, ~. s''' n mn, iS
fancy embroidery Tnr'' pau
zoe.
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(OMlNC7Aro -
'hlGOTNC'

Mrs. Julia Allen and Mrs, May Smell
returned from California last week,
having spent the winter there.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-04-02
Umbrellas at Greatly
Reduced Prices

70 Black sink Umbrellas. . 7 ,s s,la :
inch. natural wood i., n,na al y, /.
As Black SIX rm6T ssln,osIes rgl'
inch. natural wood l., as' ~ N.a
as Black SIX UmOr,eIlaI1odd handle.
lach. fine natural n. VIZ ySSSalhrly ~
,2fj and $500, ut VI"
The daily tribune., 1904-07-16
Delicate Measurements.

Human sense organs lack the re-
fined delicacy of the instruments OF
science. DIR. Carl Snyder points out
that countless millions Of stars are dis.
covered by the Photographic plate and
the telescope in place of the 5000 visi
BILE to the eye. and that an object
10000 of an inch in diameter is com.
paratively large in powerful micro
scope. although one of 1900 Of an inch
is scarcely visible to the unaided eye.
The tread of fly. which requires a
delicate ear to detect, Is magnified by
the microphone to the tramp OF cav
airy. The change in temperature OF
less than 1-5 Of a degree is not per-
ceived by the most sensitive skin. but
the bolometer registers on a scale All
increase OF decrease of a millionth OF
a degree and actually notes the rise in
the temperature of room when q
match is lighted a mile away.
The daily tribune., 1904-07-16
Gnssrprsslrs s>eIIans Rseerssr.


An amusing stony comes from Hoi-
had Of Queen Wuhelmina. who was
Waiting the peorle's eating housee IN
Amsterdam shortly before her fllness.
A court Lady conducted the Queen
through all the rooms and also into
the kitchen. where her majesty tasted
the food. which she found excellent.
much to the delight OF the old cook.
And where do you keep your provis-
iousF asked the young Queen. Here.
your majesty" said the lady. throw
ing open the door OF = huge cupboard.
Then the three women screamed, for
inside the cupboard stood \ man. The
cook. on being accused Of hiding . low
er. AnSIhy declared she had never
seen him before. and he was forced to
confess that he was the reporter of an
Amsterdam paper. who had crept In
there In order to give full account Of
the queens visit. Her majesty. after
q hearty laugh. shook hands with the
reporter on leaving. and told him 70
send her copy Of the paper.-Leo-
don Modern Society.
The daily tribune., 1904-07-16

Every housekeeper should know
that II they will buy DsAaaes Colo
water Starch for laundry use they
Viii save not only the. bscauAs Il
never sticks to the iron. but becauss
each package contains ls Ozone full
pound-whiie all other Cold Water
starchcs are put up in y pound pack
ages. and the price Is the sans, 10
cents Then again because Dsnanes
Starch IL free from all injurious cAsn-
icais. II your grocer tries to sell you =
l2-ox- package II is because hs has
. stock on hand which be wishes to
dispose Of before he puts in Defiance
He knows that Defiance Starch has
printed on every package in large let
ters and figures ''lS o1s" Demand
Defiance and save much time and
money and the annoyance OF the irUp
sticking. Defiance never sticks.
The daily tribune., 1904-07-16
WRONG TRACK
Had To Switch.


Even the most careful person Is apt
to get on the wrong track regarding
food sometimes and has to switch
over.
When the right food is selected the
host of ails that come from improper
food and drink disappear. even where
the trouble has been of lifelong stand
ing.
From a child I was never strong
and had capricious appetite and I
was allowed to eat whatever fancied
rich cake. highly seasoned food, hot
biscuit, etc.-so 1t was not surprising
that my digestion was soon out of
order and at the age of twenty-three
was on the verge Of nervous prostra-
tion. had no appetite and as had
been losing strength (because didn't
get nourishment in my daily food to
repair the wear and tear ON body and
brain) l had no reserve force to fall
back on, lost flesh rapidly and NO med
icine helped me.
Then 1t was q wise physician or
dered Grape-Nuts and cream and saw
" ~ eAoS 68sS lhAo A0Ou tuOW " mSJ
a proper trial and 1t showed he knew
what he was about, because got bet
ter by bounds from the very first.
That was in the summer and by win
ter was In better health than ever
before in my life. had gained in flesh
and weight and felt like a new person
altogether In mind as well as body,
all due to nourishing and completely
digestible food. Grape Nuts.
This happened three years ago and
never since then have had any but
perfect health, for stick to my
Grape-Nuts food and cream and stIll
think it delicious. eat it every day
I never tire of this, food and can en-
Joy 4 saucer Of Grape-Nuts and cream
when nothing else satisfies my appe-
tite and it's surprising how sustained
and strong q small saucerful will
make one feel for hours" Name Civ
en- b. Postum Co., Battle Greek. Mich.
True food that carries one along and
there's = reason" Grape-Nuts 10
days proves big things.
Get the little book, The HoaA to
wellville.1 In each pkg.
The daily tribune., 1904-07-16
His Remarkable Career.

Here are some amusing statistics
which are given by veteran German
actor at the close of pamphlet con-
tanning an account of his career.
Il have played in 9S cities" he
says. ION 1858 evenings in 371 plays
and In 455 different roles. On the
stage l have been married 1,721 times
and l have died 1,120 times. / have
been stabbed to death 81 times. killed
by gun or pistol 81 times, drowned
% times, poisoned 166 times, dubbed
to death Sc times, ruptured a blood
vessel 1872 times, beheaded 81 times
assasinated 109 times and hanged 33
times. Finally l have committed sui
eide 314 times and l have died Z
natural death 55 times
The daily tribune., 1904-07-16
Frontier Day a, Cheyenne.

The Union Pacific Railroad Com
pAny have put up a complete OUTFIT,
consisting OF saddle. bride. saddle
blanket. quirt. spurs and strap. made
~ the Wilson Saddlery Company a
Denver and valued At $3.50 90, for ths.
cham mpionship OF the world in buckina
and pitching. The contest to tahj,
place At Cheyenne. Wyoming. upoa,
Frontier days. Tuesday and Wednes-
day, August 30th and 31st. 1904.
For Information regarding entries.
apply to Frontier Day committee.
Cheyenne. Wyoming.
The daily tribune., 1904-07-16
St. Louis and Return, st7.25, via
Union Pacific.

Tickets to st. Louis and return at
the low rate of Sl7.25 will be on sale
from Denver. Colorado Springs or Pu.
eDlo. July 9th. 18th and 2Sd. good for
return within fifteen days. The same
or similarly low rate ticket will be
on sale from all points.
Ask your ticket agent for the exact
rate. or write me for full information.
Be sure to ask the agent for ticket
via Union Pacific.
Write me enclosing 2-cent stamp for
Worlds Fair Guide. Il. r. GRIFFIN.
General Agent. 9l 18th ST.. Denver.
The daily tribune., 1904-07-16
HEARD IN THE PADDOCK.

The one commendable feature about
tips" at race track is that they are
not scarcer than radium.
The race horse bemoans the evils oi
liberality when he feels the liberal
application OF the catgut.
One screech from an energetic fe
male speculator constitutes. to hei
mind. q salvo Of applause.
Ever see bald-headed man run hii
hands through his hair? Watch him
when a race is in progress.
In figuring the weight rider car
ries, the clerk OF the scales don't in
olude the responsibilities on his shoul
ders.
When you notice a mud d-bedaubed
jockey after a race on a sloppy track
acQuisitiveness.
It takes a race track to develop .
sense Of propriety. Gentlemen wht
feel like kicking themselves in public
can invariably be found behind the
grand stand.
When the exercise boy goes to the
extreme of wearing An Immaculate
laundered collar 1t is 4 positive indi
cation that the horse he bestrides IL
crackerjack.
A symposium of racegoers, properly
defined. means group Of half do1
en- or so clustered at the foot of the
grand stand and too lasy to 60 up
stairs to find q seat.
A statesman. a banker, railroad
president and q diplomat once stooc
upon the race track lawn holding con
verse. The eyes of the entire granc
stand we're upon them. Suddenly the
eyes of the entire grand stand were
averted to the paddock gate. A fam
GUS jockey had sneezed!-New YorL
Telegraph.
The daily tribune., 1904-07-16
ChssrfuInsss PAYS,

sunny man attracts business sue
cess; everybody likes to deal with
agreeable. cheerful people. We in
stinctively shrink from = Grabbed,
cross. contemplate character. no mat
ter how able he may be. We would
rather do little less business or pay
a little more for our goods, and deal
with an optimIst
The daily tribune., 1904-07-16
Do Your Feet Ache and au,,7

Shake into your shoes, Aliens Foot.
Ease, powder for the feet 1t makes
Sght or New Shoes feel Easy. Cures
Swollen, Hot, Sweating Feet, Corns aud
Bunions. At all Druggists and Shoe
stores, 25c- Sample sent FREE. Ad-
dress Allen S. Oimsted, Leroy, N. Y.
The daily tribune., 1904-07-16
mar, OF OHIO. CITY OF ToI.Do, a..

sr.r, OF I9s., os,c' SaTs4q c5Ts Q, Tot1Do'".
FRANK J. CHlxKY makes cath that he IL senior
partner of the nrm of T. J. cHrsrr Co., doing
business in the City of Toledo, County and Stats
aforesaid, and that said nrm will pay the sum Of
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every
of CArARRH that cannot be cured by the use Of
Halls CArARRH CURE.
FRANK ]. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed in my pres
ence, this 9Th day Of December, A. D. 1886.
.s.lt ;" sor.rr n rs.l,o.
Halis Catarrh Cure 10 taken internally and acts
directly the blood and mucous surfaces OF the
system. Send for testimonials. free.
F. J. CHENEY CO., Toledo, O.
Sold by all Druggists. 15c.
Take Hairs Family Pills for constipation.
The daily tribune., 1904-07-16
D. You Wan, In. .e~.,t e,,.,

either one-way or round-trip excursion.
% any point east OF Chicago or 81.
Louis! Ask the Erie Railroad Com
pany. ss5 Railway Exchange. Chicaso.
Tor complete information. Three fast
tsains daily from Chicago and 81.
Louis through to New York. Boston.
bunaio. Pittsburgh and other eastern
points Stop-over without eharns n
Niagara Falls. Cambridge Springs and
Beautiful Chautauqua Lake.
The daily tribune., 1904-07-16
Th. Albany, Denver.

Under new management. Newly
furnished. Table maintained on high
est plane OF excellence. Popular
prices. Headquarters for mining men.
stockmen and merchants. Have your
mail addressed caro- of "The Albany"
Take Seventeenth street car at Union
depot.
The daily tribune., 1904-07-16

ADoag the useless frutt borus By
the tree Of knowiedss. may b men
tioaed: W
l. The agnostic ~ knovs too
much to know anything ~ = Ger
tAinty.
3 The sport who knows only
how to look knowing
J. The "criminally insane" individ-
ual who knows that he can get Oh be-
cause he didn't know any better.
Z. The youth who knows more At
Is than his father at 80.
s. The man who knows low to
make such good excuses that he needs
to know nothing elss.
8. The scholar Who knows . great
deal. but knows not how to use his
knowledge.
7. The society bud who knows
how to look 20 charminsly free Of all
knowledge.
8. The gentleman" who knows
that his fathers money supplies the
place of knowledge in his place.
9. The tramp who knows that 20
ciety owes him living, but knows
not now to collect 1t.
10. The ofice-seeker who knows
that II he knows how to get the right
job. he won't need to know how to
fill it
II. The sensation-seeker who Is In
terested only in what she ought not
to know.
II. The workman who knows q
little Of many trades, but knows none
well.
13. The doctor who knows how te
diagnose his patients pocketbook In
stead OF his disease.-Ram's Horn.
The daily tribune., 1904-07-16
1hi, Viii Intsr.s. Mo.h...

Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Chill
dren, used by Mother Gray, . nurse In
Children's Home, New York, Cure Fever
ishness. Bad Stomach, Teething Disorders,
move and regulate the bowels and destroy
Worms. Sold by all Druggists, 25c. Sample
FREE Address A. S. Olmsted. LeRoy. N Y.