New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-07-14
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

order. With the outlook for incessant activity
the part of the manufactures New England
THOSE RETIRING RUSSIANS.
1.-THE Russians have retired to Tchjoutzzandi-
andza.-War Dispatch.I
From bad to worse the Russians go
As tides of Japs against them flow.
Ihey'v gone to places hitherto
But now. If you will carefully
Peruse the papers. you viii see
That (htre's ii chance TO rhyme this stanEa)
Tchjoutzziandinndza!
At night. when jocund day IS dead
Most all OF us retire TO bed
Sometimes tbs not 70 sleep. but toss
Sometimes It is to scoidIngs il
We minEle in married TN;
Yet every Russian who commands
TchjoutzziandiandzaI
Perhaps the long word means 10 snore
That from tho Russian camp comes creeping
When round ra3 the fires 5, the serfS are sleeping
To tribe with such a dreadful name.
STU. there's doubt that it expands a
Observation-Disclosures!
Close by the town Of MakhuntsguIga
Which the Mikado's troops beleaguer,
In Datchapu or Shuinl9nSa
These Russian troops of which we read
Have steeled their hearts unto the deed
This spelling book extravaganza;
TchjoutzzandiandzaI
baltimore American,
Born in the last year Of the eighteenth century.
and therefore aged fifteen when the battle OF
Waterloo fought. Nine. Veuve Dupuis who is
still hale and hearty, a guest OF honor at the
unwilling OF Gsr6me's monument. the Wounded
Eagle on the scene OF tile struggle Of giants Her
wish. TO travel to the battlefield in motor car.
was gratIned. She did not however. remain long
away from her residence at Chapele-les- Herlain-
court. she did not know how her boys" aged
eighty and sevcnty-eight. would get without
her. 1t cannot be said that her memories of
Waterloo very complete distinct All she
recollects is that she heard at the time OF thieves
cutting of wounded officers fingers TO steal their
rings
BALLADE OF THE CAUTIOUS ADVISER.
II you were a doctor I think
You might make brilliant success.
1,l From nm causing !, Patient distress
You'd cure, or the patient would die
It's hard to advIse.-I confess.
You never can tell till you try.
You might get a pen and some ink
And write; that's IA trade some profess
And find ii productive Of "chnk.''
You P pay for @a ins 9T oates gnes excess
or what the dear public win buy.
There's often a squeeze in the press
You never can tell till you try.
You'll find nd that you'll swim or you.n sink.
Provide yourself victuals and drink
Or starVe for comforting mess.
You nay have too m much S4 I or be 'ss Shy
You may get kick caress:
You never tell till you try.
L'EnvoL
I'm rather uncertain? Well, yes
Ian, am. That's tl,l the reason that my
Chicago News
The country's losses by fire have at times
reached Soo,00OoOo year. and come near that fig
ure a general average In tables for given
year. showing their origin incendarism leads with
dafa
Sparks. matches. explosion OF lamps, lightning
forest fires and spontaneous combustion are emu
merated principal causes but no one of them
reaches third OF the number which the frebugs
score. The hrecracker comes in at the tail of the
list with 1O5; about half the number lit by pipes
and cigar stubs. Taken year by year the several
causes show pretty steady averages as If there
was element of destiny in 1t beyond precaution-
airy measures TO vary or modify.
The End Seat OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES all this
talk rade about consarnin the ind seat question.
Mike-shure. Z is the continton of havin' ter
PatEshure, that's goin to make trouble fer lot
OF us. Why don't they make the car binches with
Mexico is thinking about new navy is taking
of the preliminary steps. and is also lavtnp,
out quite extended plans of fertilization to be car
ried on through period OF years as her finances
will afford II. Her engineers are preparine nIans
for modern fortress on San Juan de UIloa Island
Just outside of Vera Cruz Harbor site now occp
pied by the old military prison. it Is expected
that the work will be begun this year. Defences
for other parts on the Gulf and Pacific coasts are
also in contemplation. and will be begun later nor
because OF any urgent present need of them but
to be ready and fitted up with all modern improvs-
ments in they should at any time be wanted
Said he You're peach Fly. with mer'
She replied. she dashed all his hope:
You're mistaken. A peach did you say?
Well. I'm not-Im a chntaloupe."
-Gpisdslphia Bulletin