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Nachrichten=herold. (Sioux Falls, SuÌˆd-Dakota) 1901-1907, 1904-06-09
sd)re6emsberrId,aft.
GiHe e6usumaisius t6tet % Srras
Ituit.


Gripplsgreet, Gal, 6. Swni.
3uolf WlanH muroen beuts qet0tet
ourd Die GrploiioH elmer S0denma-
Ihine auf Der Characterization in
Sn0epeuoence uno z anDere uuroen
idwer berlebt- gIF Mann muroen
augeEblidlith get6tet uno elmer ltars
an Den srhalteneH Wunoen. al Die
30ten uno gerDun0eten nit Qusz
Habms bon 3nei Wann BON Der 8ea0s
moOo Dtine iparen niht sur geperts
Eihdft qeb6riae 8ergleute, oie in Der
Jtahtihitt Der SSinolep Dline be-
ihdftigt rUareu. Die 9sute batten Inn
2 Ubr Worsens auTgehort su arbeiten
uno iparteteH auf eiRen 8orOrt=3uq
Der 6l0renee uno Cripple greet giiens
babu, I'M mad ibren 9Bobnuneen in
@rpple Greet UNI 8ictor sarHdiu-
tehreu. @eraoe als Der 2otomoti0e-
Fil1rer oes antommsnoen 3u0es ale
Sigual fur Die 8ergleute pie e Site
lit, pfift, ereigHete Iih cine Fiirhterlihe
@rplofsH unter Der Blatform, duF uuo
nsbeu Der Iih 25 Waun beTanoen. Die
Blatferm tuur0e b6lia jerlplittert, Der
gabnhoF 3erft6rt unb eiu God bon 20
5uB umFaHg uHo ebenIo tief in ben
go0sn geriHen. R0rperteile muroen
nlebrere buueert CUB psit ourh Die
| euft gsibleubert. giniae Der 9eiaen
fislen in oas ourh bic erploFian aeriI-
isne Cob. nber Ropfe, 5dnoe, arne,
Seine, Gbreu uno 2eiber muroen nocl
allen Seiten umhergeFreut. 6leiIh=
! ItiifeH Dur0en an @ebduoen 500 6uB
eHtferut gefunoen uno iunerhalb zines
| limfreiIes bon so 6uk mar aaes nit
| glut befIedt. Eie grplsiiOH rDuroe
| I'M garsen Eager geIpart uHo in tusnt=
gen Wtinuten hatten li6 San0erts psrs
| lammelt uno oas Hettunsspert rurss
| Iofort begonnen
| 8te 96aenmaIbine, Die Bel BEN
teufliihen Anihlaae bsnuBt wuroe,
beitaHo aus elmer 0uantitdt Epnamit,
| auf 100 big 800 gfuno qeihdbt, einem
| 1elaoenen RebolDer uns eiuem lanaeH
oituRsn am Briifer befeltigteu 8raht.
Ger 8eOol0er mar 10 befeitt9t, oaB Das
96ortden oes Grdders i6u niat neg=
;iebeH ptroe. Ger arabt lief bon Der
Station sli oem 3eImoHicO'iaeu
| @runoIthd ca 400 6uB eatfernt in ei=
uer RinRe, no CT or einem Stub BE-
ieltigt mar. 8as 8pnamit 6eFdno iib
Oi1t Dor Der 0tauouue oes RebOlDsrs
ogr e5geIhoiIen muroe, ols Der 2Otes
mOtiDfnbrer Ietne gFsife ertOueu lisB.
glan Tab eiaeu Dlann oen Berg 1iRab-
laufen bon Dem 8elmoHicO' lhen@runos
tiid als Die @rploliou erfolet mar.
5roBoem man NIT 8lu'buu0en oelleH
Spur oerfOlgte, t0nnte man ieiner big
iebt niht babbaFt meroea. Is lOlleu
bel oem Attentat % gerIoneH eet6tei
poroen Iein.
Der Sberih ben 3eaer eDuHtp BAT
1000 9ilfsIheriIfs stugsihworen uno
ale lIHienbergleute peroen aus BEN
@ountp nbeelhobeu. SSn benz gaujeH
Siffrict lit Die @ufresung aus S0bitl
seipaHnt uuo es tann ieoen AuesRblid
su3dtlsAteiten tomnsn.
Nachrichten=herold. (Sioux Falls, SuÌˆd-Dakota) 1901-1907, 1904-06-09

Die Withsaer 3eltuugeH orgumeuttreu
est, Dds soft in ie!Her uReH0ii9eu gSsiss
beit 6as gane meitIih pom ItinOurt als eiI
@ei0eiano fiir oos 8ieh. nict dber ftir bic
9anbmirtibaft aesigust, erlhaffeu bat DE
Sdoldnoer habeu iur 3eit oes 8iir9ertrieges
aud imuler behauptet. Gjott babe bic geger
Ipesiea fir bic StIapersi eri9GFfeu. - G0ers
been @ews, 1904.
0a ia! Sett Sabren lit Der RsOat=
teur Der ,Aberoesn NeDs@ betanHt als
Der GorreIpOnOent DeE Aberoeen fir
Den Siour 6aas Nrgus 9eaoer. Nm 8.
2luqult 1900, Dor orei Sabreu uno
neuu MOnaten, muroe Der Geeatteur
Der vReUs lelbff elm Iolher .GnOdsr !"
(ober Nieosroriifer) Der @eaeno Don
gierre, unS sr lelblt I1l0B Den Or D.
lliheu Sell 0es Staates ein
in oas. mas er ieBt !. glieoerorudungs=
Wtetbooeu Hennt, = etfuds, mas Wlit'
dell niemals sethan bat Sept Uers
Iuht er, Die Qeats gum 8eIfen su
haben. glm 9. Augult 1900 eutbielt
Der Argus.9eaoer auF Der erttten Seite
cine lolhe an1abe BON benz AberOeen
@orrefpenoeuten, uno Der Seler itt er=
fught, nieieIbs NIT oem ga Dergleihen.
mas Die ,.9astus' iebt Iaat. ndmlit
Dem an Der 5pibe bieles Artifels
| ltebenoen Varagrapbeu. 2eIt, oas
Mreepo am g. AusuGt 1900 iaete;
| abereeeu. 8. Aae. - Ger fubffan.
| tieue Character ees inouItrielen fort
ITAritts in Slib.3atota bat iitb aie'
mails iR liberseugeHoerer Netie aeseiet
I0ls Is oigEss S1hr Dei 6aIl mar oiird
IoIe ausgsoebnten @iieHbabnbauteH uni
loie GrtIboftsn uno Stdote, tDelhe az
ben neueu Sinien erfan0eH Fue. Di
Qeute. meIfhe NIT Der Smmigratioa 81
anfang Der ntsigerS a br.
lin eiefeR Gtaat tanletl, batter
mtnig RenRtHiffe p0n ben
Gltma unD Dem BOoeH, Gin
Qenntnis, iuelhe unbeotngt u0tiuen0il
tn fur eineu pirglihen unb 0anernoel
Nachrichten=herold. (Sioux Falls, SuÌˆd-Dakota) 1901-1907, 1904-06-09

6ortT5ritt in eintm iauonirtihaEts
linen 5taate.
gs berridte Elm pilosr @n=
orang mad 2ano una Elm FaIs
uahnfiHuiges BerlangsH,
CrtIbaFtsn 3u erIiRosn. Die Babnen
rtefen naA 9lnIieoleru, uno 0ieie tas
men. Sine 6else 6apon mar. oaB
piele Fhlehtberatene grperimeute ae=
maht puroen. Dtais muroe tn 8eilen
oss Staates angepa6n3t, no nur
WsiBeu unb anoere 4let NJ
fru9t NIT 8prteil ge3ogen
werben Tam; ausIhlieBlihe @e=
treiDe=@ultur muroe oa perIuht, tuo
Hur oie 9emiIhte 5armerei 4nsTiAt
auf grfOlg bat. uns bic 6armerei
muroe in grobem Wa ltdbe
oa uHteruemmen, no nur
bic Btehsu9t prospertreR
tanu.
Die berlaHenen ,5Olpnftes" uno
6armeu tn noroliben Seils oes 5taa-
tes fno ieBt fHr Weibe-
ldn0ereten (Biebsu9t) au q es
qebeH 10 or0eH, wrmit tpisOer etH
8eiueis gelieFert 1T. oab fid Die Ratur
Hiht ben irregeleitetem Sbesn
Der Menfnbeit aupafftH
NTH uno tam. 6eutsutage fino
Die Be0in9unsen oes 2ebens anoers.
Die 5armer uno SereIeute Iino ben
giieababneH 3upergetommen uno BADEN
| fiA ben lOfalea .3uiidnoen nnoepaBt.
STE rufen ieBt mad ben giTenbahnen.
oamit 6ieIe ibre Yro6uttg sn Narfte
bringen. Sn Oislem Sabre lino ois
eiienbahneH oielem aufe gefolst. -
WIthel Bnsette.
Nachrichten=herold. (Sioux Falls, SuÌˆd-Dakota) 1901-1907, 1904-06-09

Die rselben 3eihirsen" Failsert
Der rErootlpn gagIe" treffeno auf fol-
aenoe Weile: Die GeIbbeit Der gelbeH
2eitRnsen beFieht In ibren 6alfsHbeiteH.
ibreu 5euIati0Heu. ihreu prablsreien
uno ihren @eNeinheiteH. 5ie leiffea
benz publifum teiHe GieRFfe irQeub-
wslher Art. Shr aaases Beleu beitebt
in SpeiafeIma6erei, 3uhmrenerei, Ia
irantbaFten aeiIfisen AasfnlpgifungeH,
In oem AuFbaRiheu uHbsosutsu0er
8orfdlIs 5u 9swaltieeu Sreignilien.
gs lit Thlimm genue. oab e. 3eituaasz
lsute gibt. Die fln 0asu oergeben. Islhe
WonTtr0litaten berDDrsubrinagii. aber
e III md melt Hsehr su beflaaeH. oab
Der Geinma6 un0 Die Wlnfde zines
betrodtlisbsH 7siles oss publifuEns 10
niebris Iinb. oaB oaoura 0iefe alaiIs
pon 3eitnageH aufrs5i eFhaltsn n,iro.
Nachrichten=herold. (Sioux Falls, SuÌˆd-Dakota) 1901-1907, 1904-06-09

Arlington. 9. 8. 0anleH BON
0etlaao itlrsts ouyA eas llmlhIaaen
leines 8eofes In ben poiniess GEE uno
ertrant. 5ein e5eFdlrte Geo. Barber
uiurbe NIT groBer 1labe serettet.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1904-03-29
TWO H0PKINSyILLE BOYS
Who Are Doing Well Down In
Tampa, Fla.

While we we're in Tampa, Flori
da last week it was a great pleas
ure to meet with some of our Ken
lucky friends. Will and Rolin
Trice, formerly of Hopkinsville,
but who have been IN Tampa tor
the past two years are both in the
Citizens Bank, one of the strongest
banking concerns of the South.
They have good and responsible
positions and are both doing we'll.
While there, we we're their guest at
a Spanish dinner in Ybor City
Prof. J. J. Glenn in Madisonville
Graphic.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1904-03-29
National Potato Culture.

The land devoted To potato cul.
ture in Europe yields yearly near
Iy 120, 900, 900 tons of tubers. In tho
matter of area Russia comes first
with about 100000 acres, Ger
many second with 100000 acres,
and France third with 100000
acres. Regarding the annual
yield, however, Germany comes
first with not far short of so, 000,.
600 tons. Russia is second with
30,000,000 tons, and France third
with 12,000,000 tons. The United
Kingdom is sixth in area and fifth
in point of yield.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1904-03-29
KILLS AND EATS THEM Il
Reports of Cannibalism on Leech
Greek Reservation in Canada
Are Confirmed by Scout.

Duluth, Mimi, Gust Brandon,
who has been cruising" between
Tower and Koochiching, arrived
here last night and confirmed the
reports of cannibalism on the Leech
Lake reservation, Brandon was
near Uelican Lake at the time it
was asserted that an Indian had
killed and eaten his wife and child.
Two days later Brandon met a
small party Of Boise Fort Indians,
who were on their way to the west
end of Nermillion Lake.
From these Indians Brandon
learned Of the killing, and he says
his information is authentic. He
was told that the Indian who COM
mitted the deed was shiftless. Dur
ing a spree he killed both his wife
and child, and later deyoured parts
of their bodies to avert starvation.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1904-03-29
FINLAND INDUSTRIES.
Rapidly Coming to Front in Supply
ing Home Markets.

Rapidly Coming to Front IN supply
ing Home Markets.
The markets of Finland are re-
ported to demand only the cheap
er priced commodities. The days
Of high prices and great profits are
gone. Competition is strong and
is entered into by many countries.
Only those who are. indomitable
in the persecution of a systematic
and energetic canvass of the cOun-
try can hope to reapremunerative
business. Finnish industries are
also developing rapidly and are
with each succeeding year supply
ing the home markets with better
goods. Broadcloth, buckskihs and
OvercOatings, which, as far as the
Austrian export is concerned,
had come largely from the cities
of Brunn and Reichenberg, are no
longer in such demand as.in for
mer years, because of the develop
ment of the Finnish industry in
these cloths. The Finnish weav-
ing industry is expanding more
and more by producing not only
cOarser cloths, but those of me-
dunn grade as well, while the fin
est goods are also slowly being
made at home. 1t is the opinion
Of the Austrian consul at Helsing-
fOrs, however, that the Finnish
market for the finest textiles,
though very limited in amount at
present, will remain largely in the
hands of the strongest foreign
competitors for the coming years
The trade in fine pattern goods is
largely i'm the hands of foreigners
With the development of the eco
nOmic conditions of the country
and Che raising Of the standard OF
life. the Finnish market for the
finer qualities of pattern textiles
will undoubtedly grow rapidly
and acquire considerable impOr
lance for the exporter of this line
! of Goods.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1904-03-29
PRUSSIAN POTASH MINES.
Twenty-Seven in Number and Form
erly Produced Rock Salt.


Twenty-Seven in Number and Form
erly Produced Rock Salt.
The potash which is dug from
the royal Prussian mines, located
at Srassfurt, 80 miles from Ber-
lin. is the sole source Of the worlds
supply, says the Louisville
CourierJournal. Before the
mines were discovered the best
substitute which could be found
for the product was wood ash,
such as the southern plantations
used in the old days for making
I've soap. The Prussian mines are
% i'm number, and were devoted
to the production of salt before
rock salt was discovered.
When the new variety of saIt
was given to the world about 40
years ago, the Prussian mines
were temporarily abandoned, and
in a few years a search for rock
salt was instituted. The salt WAS
found, but in a badly adulteratcd
condition, and an analysis Of the
adulterant revealed the fact that
it was the most valuable part of
the mineral. The potash was at
once turned to use as commercial
fertilizer. and establishments in
Louisville take large proportion
of the production 1t is an in
gredient of the material in which
the Tennessee and South Carolina
phosphate is largely used.
The mines are controlled by
syndicate and are under the super
vision of William, emperor OF Ger
many and king Of Prussia. They
employ 1000 men and yield POO
carloads day of potash. On the
entire output 20 per cent. is used
for agricultural purposes, while
the remainder is used for chemical
purposes. 1t is largely utilized in
the cyanide process of extracting
gold from the ore.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1904-03-29
AGAINST PASS HOLDERS.
Decision Handed Down BY The
United States Supreme Court

Washington, March 27-United
States Supreme Court today again
decided that persons travelling on
railroads may not secure damage
IN case OF accident when they ride
on passes, and the decision went to
the extent OF applying the principle
to passengers who are not familiar
with the contract usually printed
on the back of passes.
The case decided was that 0
John d. Boer.ng, and his wife
Nearing Boering VS.. the Chesa
peake Beach Railway Company
Mrs. Boering was injured in ar
accident on the road while travel
ing on d pass issued to herself anC
her husband, containing the usua
stipulation of exemption from dam
age. 1t was urged that she haC
not been made aware of the stipuls
ton and that even il not liable Of
genera. principles, the compan,
must be on account OF her ignor
auce. The court did not accep
this view. The opinion was de
livered by Justice Brewer.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1904-03-29
You Get the Best

Whec you travel over the Chesa-
peake and Ohio Ry. Superior
equipment, excellent service, quick
time, beautiful scenery, finest din
ing car service. Every courtesy
extended passengers New York
tickets permit stop-over OF ten days
at Washington, Baltimore and
Philadelphia. For special inform
alton address w. a. WILGUs.
s. p. A., Hopkinsville, Ky.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1904-03-29
Chesapeake and Ohio Ry.

Most popular line to the East and
to all Virginia points. Magnificent
scenery, historic battlefelds and
many other points Of interest, Some
thing to amuse and instruct along
the entire route. Ask for your
tickets via the C. 81 @. Ry. Special
information furnished by w. A..
WILGUs, s. P. A., Hopkinsville,
Nv.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1904-03-29
FELL ON STAIRS.
Lee E. Elliot Sves Masonic Great
Lodge For So, 600 Damage.

Louisville,-Lee Elliott brought
suit for $1,000 damage against the
Masonic Great Lodge of Kentucky.
He is a member of Old Glory Order
Lodge, Junior Orker OF American
Mechanics, and January 1 last
attended a meeting at the New
Masonic Temple building.
He alleges that the lights were
turned off before the meeting adj
journed. In descending the steps
he tell and sustained injuries for
which he claims damages.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1904-03-29
How rlanY Lives.

The age OF Ann having been set
tied in various ways this one now
goes the rounds:
If Johnnie Jones has seven dogs,
And every dog is white;
And fourteen cats come chasing
round
Each one as black as night;
And each two cats have eighteen
lives.
Less three destroyed by rats,
How many lives must three dogs
take
Before they kill eight cats?
-P1ducab Register.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1904-03-29
Five Suicides in Three Days.

Charles Weining, a well-to-do
contractor, hanged himself in Gin
cinnati, the fifth suicide there in
three days,
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1904-03-29
Notice.

Christian Circuit Court. S. c
MERGERS Admrs., &c, plaintiff,
against S. c. Mercer, ST., and 9th
ers, defendants.
All persons holding claims
against the estate of S. c. Mercer,
JT., will file them with me properly
proven according to law on or be-
fore the Dist day of March, 1904.
FRANK RIvES,
Master Commissioner.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1904-03-29
Invaluable for Rheumatism.

l have suffered for the past few
years with a severe attack of rheu-
matlsm and found that Ballard $
Snow Liniment was the only thing
that gave me satisfaction and tend
ed to alleviate my pains. March
oath, 1902, John c, Degnan, Klns-
man, Ills. 25c, SOC and 81. Sold
by h c. Hardwick.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1904-03-29
Work of Coal.

So vast has been the improve.
ment in engine boilers and fire
boxes that the power derived
from one pound of coal to-day is
nearly three times as great as it
was 80 years ago.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1904-03-29
Scholarship fOr,SaIe.

We have for sale at a great bar.
gain a 500 scholarship in the
Southern School of Osteopathy
Franklin, Ky. Address KRNrucx-
IAN. HOphinsyille, Ky.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1904-03-29
Porch Climbers Work.

Porch climbers at Chicago enter
cd a home and carried off $1,000
worth OF diamonds and jewelry.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1904-03-29
Douh e Tragedy.

At Nemahs, Neb., David Carrali
shot and killed Miss Annie Maxwell,
sixteen years old, and committed
suicide,
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1904-03-29
Strike Against Cut in Wages.

-Four hundred employees Of the
Carnahan Tin Plate Company. at
Canton, d.. have struck against a
% per cent cut in wages.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1904-03-29
Strike at Stock Yards.

Several hundred beef luggers
and pork packers at the Union
Stock yards at Chicago went on a
strike.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1904-03-29
Offered For Sale.

The vessels of the Panama navy
are offered for sale.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1904-03-29

Hives are a terrible torment to
the little folks, and to some older
ones. Easily cured. Doan S ONT
ment never fails. Instant relief,
permanent cure. At any drug
store, 81 cents.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1904-03-29

IA dose .n time saves lives. " DR.
Wood 5 Norway Pine Syrup
Natures remedy for coughs, cold
pulmonary diseases Of every sort.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1904-03-29
Eel Fishing.

Eels are the most easily caught
thundery nights.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1904-03-29
w. w. GRAY,
TOnSOrial Artist,

West Seventh Street, Elb Building
Clean towels and everything fresh
Give us a call.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1904-03-29

BETWEEN NASHVILLE AND cLARKsyILLE'
The St. Louis Republic., 1904-09-11
Proverbs ceassrnins Csara.


A dp'omasis.. who has been q, the Rus.
6an court for . long time has collected
soms interesting Russian proverbs CO.
eerninS the Cars. Here are . ssvl
The c,ar himself can get muddy n b
steps In the mud
Even the crown q ehs cs sannes
cure headache-'
The Cars cows cannot have nors than
two horns"
An active c1s, Puts vtsss spes A.s
A.niserS feet"
"A Gar who Iimps can. nevertheless.
make some long strides"
a drop OF water in ;h. eye of N. csar
costs the country a great many hsnaksr-
chiefs"
"a c.sr In ths desert 10 only . man'
'whea the Car 10 q rhymster poets
are unhappy"
When the Cssr makes you Q present Of
an egg no expects OF you . hen
When the Guar wishes to cut some
thongs the people should furnish their
skins"
Even ffe Ish0 OF tlle SsAraho eeuEoh
!ay goose eggs
when the ciar s1uints ,hs Ministers
are one-eysd and the people blind"
The Guar neve. hurts his finger but
what everybody carries his arm IN .
sling
That which tie Gar cannot seeompiish
10 only accomplished by time"
The Czar can disturb the eartA. but he
cannot move # from its axis"
The Gar knows not misery because he
does not live IN a cabin
The arm OF the Czsr is ionR. but II can
not reach 70 the sky
The valet OF the Car believes he has
some right TO the crown"
THE voice OF the Gar has an echo even
when there are no mountains
The ukascs of the Gar are worth moth
Ing u God say. not Amen
The horse which has once bccn mount
ed by the Car ncisiis continuaiIy.--Ncw
York Tribune
The St. Louis Republic., 1904-09-11
Strictly yerseIous.

"D.in't you tell me that dog WIS hunt.
Ing cogT'' asked the man with the sports
mans clothes
Yassir." answered Nr Erasta- PinxIy
When IL comes 20 Iookin' foh sheep al
night or a sunny spot in De daytime. ,lat's
de huniines' dog in de county. WASH
InSton Star.
The St. Louis Republic., 1904-09-11
Down anA Oat.

To Be resigned TO fate" It's trua
We'd feel less hesitation.
Were fate no, slrnos, certain TO
Accept the resignation
-Pittsouru Press
The St. Louis Republic., 1904-09-11
Making u 1ev ~.

wife. -"whsa ". 60 anywhere nov -
have 70 walk Before marriage you a.
vays called Q carriage
Husband: That's why - havs TO walk
aov."-Pitsshurg Presa
The St. Louis Republic., 1904-09-11

'vhy De you call ycus twins Ciru"-
o.. - Javkins%'
''i;scAuse. my Gear 10y. they a1s sons-
thing over which have no control"
The St. Louis Republic., 1904-09-11

= - Roso1 ~
esAss1 - w. - .
polite ramaSh 0ot .
reae u . q , - . n
could tYuthfViIy
make - the grocer
ana the provision
dealer. =. Buffalo
TimsA
The St. Louis Republic., 1904-09-11

AwaitisO
DevslsDOeoss.
he Major: Z hear
you are % ved Col
orsl Gray. MI Wild
on. He's Q noble fel-
low. every ineA .
soldier. born % com
mand.
Mrs. willow: 'Tmi
Wen So Sb0ut that,
Major. V6u -
about that"
The St. Louis Republic., 1904-09-11

H1s Rracs At losing stiii ne note.
Wed face . Grrowsui condition
II he should ever build q boat
As Good as his own disposition.
The St. Louis Republic., 1904-09-11

W6atsD The
011s10AO0.
xPO. Ouh0uhD: !:
That 0ev ein won't
DO . 0e1Dsd thing I
tell -. M won't
cook. ~ won't Gust
she 6oa'r-
NJ. osS6uss, but
my dsae. abs minds
the 6a11. los0't
sh~r
MnAsb6SSs, .PQ-
Asps - le0, but
she eegenlAly lossn't
mind Nc at Gl"-
Philadeiphia Presa
The St. Louis Republic., 1904-09-11


'-0snseal." said the member Of the C0n-
tinsntai Congress. who was trying to ind
cut Why thsrs wsrs % Ssv American VIC
tories. IN your Judgment whsa 10 the So
prems nsse Of the hcurr'
''lNnuesnsn." answered 0ssFEo Wash-
fngton. without Q moments hesitation
n vas At this instant. while the faos Of
the yAsAef Of his country vas ssiov With
. great thought. that the young man With
the ea0sss took the snap shot Of him
which, ssproduesd On the ;-esnt stamp. 10
- familiar 70 us aiI.-chicaso Tr.busA
WOeS Of 0Onfas.
x14Ak - writing love Songs for lard.
anA seosseD for sirup-" exclaimed the
0sse
n s1aA3 y too tad said ths viSs.
Ten 6Aog6A get at least Q whole sids Of
-S ~ love song. and barrel q mo-
onOo ~ ehrss good soonsta"
40 ~ As giafed ae her. and h1oksd
- ne ~ at Gown TO write an obituary
oeo - . 0ao NJ had given him . saek
0AA4n0v Pus.
- - go DsFs males than fsmsies
y A01OA he Niehissn1s.s has out
0o0 - 1uohfesesa-DsnvR HUGl
oOs001 H2D1Oeaha0.
m 8SAmersi your ancestors cane
~ tn t1e Aayne0ss. did the, netc'
Ma p. fosisyi That is-k'ehee,-whss
havs sivays undsrstood. but II there was
Q snip nansd-keAoo%ths Augustfower I
think tAsy must hsvs come In that, IN
0teod ccAsof Kehoe.'
00DtoDb01 0A0oR
= 0eath bskv ao.a,,
Dsu't havs 70 chaw.
oyUtsrsi OyUtsrV!
RAVi Raw. Raw!
Commercially Tribune
The St. Louis Republic., 1904-09-11

= vculdn't b . cook fos IL vot4d'
0id the typewriter bosrder.
"oe course not re,o,ned The old baoAv
sior. Tt would Be impossible for 20 70
cook for the world Enquirer
The St. Louis Republic., 1904-09-11

Ne sa1evOA,
Asa.A.
Mr.. wise: II suffer
avsglly hcm Yhss1.
mat!sm.
Mr. Coma: To0
surprise RA You
look healthy"
Mr.. Wiss: = an.
but my wife has the
rheumatism. Chat.
tanoo9a Eewa
The St. Louis Republic., 1904-09-11
-washingfon star.


-po you think that u,css seters Issk ~
pose.''
Some ef - Co." answered NJ Storm
ins'on Barnes. This thing o. catching
early morning trains 10. ons-n n.ght stands
10 . killing PACE
The St. Louis Republic., 1904-09-11
Check To Pposress.

By growing too rapidly in ou- ovn rSii-
nation We are apt 10 check more desirable
pTogre0-Puck
The St. Louis Republic., 1904-09-11

Doctor: Il an
afraid I made a
mistake in that
last prescription I
sent over"
Druggist: That IL
oil right doc. I
\ couldn't read II any
Bow. % ] gave the
man . mixture OF
~ eva"