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The Elbert County tribune., 1904-11-03
MENU ALL IN ENGLISH.
Plain Names at Banquet Given to En-.
olish Lawyers.

0lieh Lawyers.
Justice Grantham, treasurer OF the
Inner Temple. says the London
Graphic. introduced an English menu
at the last Grand Day dinner there in
which it was stated: I'VE call things
by their names in English that you
may know they are no oddments. end
ments or kickshaws disguised under
some foreign or unknown name" The
fish WIS said to be n salmon fresh
caught at Christchurch and some lit
tie fishes whitehall from the Thames.
Some of them called deviled. but they
also do come from the Thames and
not from the River Styx." Snipe and
OK tongues garnished with Morella
cherries was the next course. followed
by lamb and hams from the ancient
citie of York" The last item was
''fatted quailcs from Egypt. and then
some sparrowgrass."
The Elbert County tribune., 1904-11-03
Cured Her rheumatism.

Deep Valley. Pa. Oct a1.-(Spe-
.cial. )-There is deep interest In Green
county over the cure of the little
daughter of I. N. Whipkey OF Rheu-
matism. She was a great sufferer for
five or six years and nothing seemed
to do her any good till she tried Dodd's
Kidney Pills. She began to improve
almost at once and now she is cured
and can run and play as other chill
dren do. Mr.. Whipkey says:
Il am indeed thankful for what
Dodds Kidney Pills have done for my
daughter; they saved her from being
. cripple perhaps for life."
Dodd's Kidney Pills have proved
that Rheumatism is one of the results
of diseased Kidneys. Rheumatism is
caused by Uric Acid in the blood. II
the Kidneys are right there can be no
Uric Acid in the blood and conse-
Quently no Rheumatism. Dodd's Kid
ney Pills make the Kidneys right
The more ciphers attached to the
q vV1tV thAv ctt f<~v-
The Elbert County tribune., 1904-11-03
USEFUL FOR BUSINESS WOMAN.
Small Dictionary Made Up as an
Ornament.


A cunning little memento for a
young bushes woman, especially a
stenographer or secretary. is a small
dictionary whios can be hung along
with her vanity box and silver lead
pencil on her chatelaine. At first
sight 1t looks like a small silver match
or stamp box. One side is left plain
for the monogram. the other shows
small oval opening. through which is
seen the CLINT of scarlet leather. and
In ttny gold letters the word, "pic-
ionary." The case opens with clasp
and has a ring by which 1t can be at
tached to the chatelaine. The whole
thing Is not two inches high. The die
tionary gives the spelling Of the com.
monest words. but no definitions.
The Elbert County tribune., 1904-11-03
Deafness Caunot Be cured

Deafness Cannot Be Cured
~ local applications they cannot reach tho dis
BASED portion of the ear. There 10 only one way
deafness, and that by constitutional remedies
Deafness 10 caused by Unframed condition Of the
mucous lining of tho EustachiAn Tube. When this
tube 10 innamed you have . rumbling sound or i'm.
perfect hearing, and when It ia entirely closed Deaf
IL the result, and unless the Inflammation be
taken and this tube restored to It's normal cond
tion, hearing win be destroyed forever; nine
out of ten caused by Catarrh, which IL nothing
but an indamed condition of the mucous surfaces
Deafness Caused by catarrhl that cannot be cured
By Halrs Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars, free.
r. J. CHENEY CO.. Toledo, O.
Sold By Druggists. 75c.
Take Halle Family Pills for consttpntan-
The Elbert County tribune., 1904-11-03

Piso = Cure IL the best medicine we ever used
for all affections of the throat and lungs.--WM
O. EHUsLEY, vanburen, Ind. Feb. 10. 1900
The Elbert County tribune., 1904-11-03

Tho politics of many an orator de-
pends on the party offering the high
est price for wind.
The Elbert County tribune., 1904-11-03

Write MURINE EYE REMEDY Co.. Chicago, IL
your eyes are sore infamed, and get oculst's
advice free sample MURINE. tcures all eye-iils
The Elbert County tribune., 1904-11-03

Mrs. Windows Soothing Syrup.
For children teething softens the gums, reduces 10
nAmmAtion. allays pain cures wind collie Ec bottle.
The Elbert County tribune., 1904-11-03

Il amt got no objections at all to
de man what assumes to be superior
said Uncle Eben, "pervided he makes
an homes effort to live up to his owv
representations"
The Elbert County tribune., 1904-11-03

lrased,its popularity a remedy, national inn
lportance, its extensive USE
One asked his opinion Without moments hesitation,
he said: II cheerfuy that Mrs Schley taken
Peruna and believe with good effect"
Like the Battle OF Santiago the thoug sprung
him without warming and he disposed of It with the
Iby the Inflated vscaya
His words concerning Peruna have gone into the world
to be repeated by Thousand has said
Them
Like the of his victory Cervera his
win p. b ADMlRAIs WORDS CARRY WEIGHT caught ap
and passed from mouth mouth
ltinents.
Except for born manly independence in country
speech these words would have uttered
officer in such notable position that of Admiral Schley
Except for worldwide nooriety popularity,
Peruna enjoys remedy could received
spoken public endorsement by = man.
The Elbert County tribune., 1904-11-03

why" asked the fat policeman. do
you say the prisoner is a married manr
'.he is wearing safety pins instead OF
suspsnder buttons"
The Elbert County tribune., 1904-11-03

He-I wish I had money enough to
travel: 1 wouldn't be here. She
Wouldn't that be delightful?
The Elbert County tribune., 1904-11-03

The Now Jersey man who has no
been able to get any sleep in twent,
years should move or buy some bui
poison.
The Elbert County tribune., 1904-11-03

Love is never satisfied until it gets
both arms full
The Elbert County tribune., 1904-11-03

Some fiat buildings are owned by
sharps-so the tenants think.
The Elbert County tribune., 1904-11-03

FREE BOOK FOR MEN
who are in need of medical aid. Address
r 8. Emmett, 20S Nassau block. Denver.
The Elbert County tribune., 1904-11-03

OF course there are exceptions. but
whom a girls shoestrings are dragging
she's untiedy.
The Elbert County tribune., 1904-11-03

Does anybody know.
Can anybody say.
Who locked the rabbits tail,
In such a funny way.
The Elbert County tribune., 1904-11-03

An orator is willing to raise his voic
II his audience will raise the cash.
The Elbert County tribune., 1904-11-03
TIE
There's a difference in adj
vertisements.
Also in tea.

Your grocer returns your money If you dan's
nks BchilIing Best.
The Elbert County tribune., 1904-11-03

AK Your Druggist for Aliens Foot.Eass.
81 tried ALIENS FOOT-EASE recent
". and have just bought another supply. It
has cured my corns, and the hot, burning
and itching sensationin my feet which was
almost unbearable, and would not be with
out ii now.-Mrs. w. J. Walker, Camden,
N. j." Sold by all Druggists, 25c.
II am told that Bilks Is bad egg"
Yes. and the worst CT 1t Is that he's
broke"
The Elbert County tribune., 1904-11-03
money.
Go by the book.

writs for our knowledge Book, A schiIi.x 1,
Company, San Francisco.
The Elbert County tribune., 1904-11-03
Spanish
has there
moro op-
A GREAT NAVAL BATTLE.

ing victory in the onward march Of than in the
notable of July $685. in which the great hero
Admiral Schley, took leading part
1t great naval battle. Without moments warming
began Quick decision undaunted excellent dis
cipne resoue combined in Admiral
Schey that daring characteristic of
the American soldier.
A must think quickly in these days. There is no
time for slow action New enterprises arise in hour
Old ones pass away in moment.
A multitude of great themes clamor for notice.
sides against by intuition rather than
logical deduction.
One day this fighting admiral schley happened to be in
er. who ADMIRAL's OPINION OF PERU-NA. e., e
topics Of popular interest The subject of Peruna
The Elbert County tribune., 1904-11-03
TEA

Good tea is better than
poor coffee. and costs less
The Elbert County tribune., 1904-11-03

The more ciphers attached to the
widows mite. the more men sigh for 1t.
The Elbert County tribune., 1904-11-03

Armada
b e Q n q
och MAX
The daily sentinel., 1904-03-05

The boys with "nigger- shooters"
beanies should be curbHd before some
one loses an eve PEBBLES are danger
GUS to windows also.
The East End Whist club viii be
entertained tonight by Mr.. and Mrs
Gustave VanHoorebelle. at their beau
utiful home ON east Main Street.
The trial of william LaFair. for
the killing of E. T, Massey will be
called the first thing Monday morning
It is the first trial TO be called on the
criminal docket.
s. H. Griffiths left this morning for
Topeka, Kansas, on a vacation trip.
His place is being filed in the Wells
Fargo Office by John N. Stollard ex-
press messenger between this city and
Ogden.
The trial of Joe Harris. for the
killing of Charles R. Seiber. has been
postponed for the October term of the
district court. This case was remand
ed back by the supreme court for new
trial.
In the will of the late Job O.
Payre. filed for probate Yesterday,
the principal beneficiary is his broth
er, Walter. well known IN this citv
The 81 ster Mrs. Parker gets Main St
property between Third and Fourth
streets and his other brothers in Sap
sen and Kansas receive bequests
Boston brown bread. cream puffs,
maccaroons and fiue cakes Of every de-
scription at Star Bakery
The daily sentinel., 1904-03-05
One Hundred Miles Square
OF Country Devastated.

Oklahoma City, March 4.Three perished in We'd
nesdays prairie fire and the financial loss by the fire
and gale is estimated at half million dollars
The damage by wind extends seven counties
in the southwest. The towns of Hastings, Walter,
Granite, Elk City, Caiche, Temple, Snyder, Willow,
Bloomington, Sayre and Mountain Park all report
damage both in and surrounding country by
wind Scores of persons suffering from burns and
broken limbs. The from which reports of dam
age by wind hundred miles square, and means
of communication the district meagre.
The daily sentinel., 1904-03-05
Wants, For Rent, Lost, For Sale.

For Rent.-Four room house. J.
II. Heron.
Wanted. Nice. clean, cotton rags
at this office.
Wanted Young man with team
and wagon. Apply at Royalty Club
Saloon.
For rent or sGle.-A four room
house with bath. Apply N, n. Smith,
AL Pitkiu
Wanted "A girl for general house :
work. Apply Mrs ]. NJ. Sampliner.
sos n 18th street.
Trees trimmed will prune shade
trees at moderate prices. Inquire of
o. Turrell. $50 Rood avenue
Wanted. Am experienced cook for
private boarding house. Apply to Mrs.
Annie R. Collins. 1869 Main street.
New modern room house with
bath and furnace heated between I'd
and Sd Chipeta for rent or sale. J.
O. Plank $40 Chipeta Ave.
Horse Clipping. Il make a special
ty of clipping horses and grinding
knives or clippers. Work guaranteed
satisfactory. Call at Free Corral.
Henry Stanley.
Stock Sale. Fifty head cattle
about 80 head of three wear old heifers.
Cattle can be seen at Honsinger ranch
On Hannah Greek Apply to George
Hazel. Grand Junction.
The daily sentinel., 1904-03-05
Big Beef Combine Keeps
The Price OF Cattle Down.

Washington March 4.The house today had under
consideration the Indian appropriation BILL the reading of
which for the purpose of amending on adjournment
In BILL Mr.. Martin Republican
Dakota addressed the house his resolution
directing and labor to investigate
which between the
Mr. Martin stated that cattle
the conclusion that the
kets of the country manipulated against them.
The daily sentinel., 1904-03-05
A WEALTH OF WASH FABRICS

Would you know all that has
been accomplished by manufac-
turers in this line visit our store
at your earliest convenience.
Would you save money and at
the same time possess the best
come here. We have induce
ments of price, of quality, of va
riety, of exClusiVeness to offer you
that we are sure cannot be had
elsewhere.
The daily sentinel., 1904-03-05
DRESS GOODS

the new creations of the Dress
Goods World, are unusually at
traCtiVe. There is an elegance of
weave, a wealth of beauty in the
texture and patternSWhiCh makes
the outlook for these goods most
favorable. We have by far the
largest assortment ever shown in
this city and there price advan=
tages for patrons not to be had
elsewhere. Our purpose is to do
the major part of the business in
these lines this year. Our Large
Stock will be one advantage, Our
Low Prices another.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1904-09-07

sary for a short time at first in order
ito give the animal a good start in
growth. This thought, therefore
should be kept carefully in mind, and
the farmer should try to confine
himself accordingly in feeding skim
milk.
The question is still unsettled as to
whether more can be obtained from
feeding skim milk to calves or swine.
Like many such questions relating to
the farm that are ever and anon
brought up for discussion, it will be
found that the profit from the one
source or the other will be largely
associated with the conditions under
which the milk is fed, 1t is sup
posed, however, that when properly
fed and with suitable adjuncts quite
as much if not indeed more can be OBJ
tanned from it when fed to calves as
when it is fed to swine.
There can be no doubt that when
skim milk is fed to calves of a proper
age, it will give a much better return
to those feeding is thus than is repre-
sented in valuing the milk at 20 cents
per 100 pounds.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1904-09-07
lI' 7Nn1 III!

canvass of his township to ascertain
just how many men he can place, mar
ried or single and of what nationality
preferred. And at a meeting of all the
county agents at such time as
thought best, a full list for the county
could be forwarded to our bureau of
emigration stating that these emil
grants will be met and transferred
from county seats to respective farms
free; and that the officers duty is to
contract for such wages as his best
judgment dictates such labor to be
worth; that he will select responsible
employers and assist in every way pos
sible, that equity and justice be equally
blended to both parties. In return,
said officer shall receive from employer
not to exceed 10 per cent of wages for
the first twelve months, after which
said officer shall extend to said emf
grant such friendly assistance as is
becoming, but is not obligated to seek
employment for him nor receive any
recompense for assistance after one
year. T. =.
OLoono
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1904-09-07
ELEMENTARIES LOST.
Hurt Monitor.l

In all parts of the country a remon-
STRANGE arises against the prevalent
system of educa ton, which makes the
schools so top heavy, teaching pretan-
tious studies to the neglect of the e.e-
mentary. In every city and to most Of
the country towns there is a futile
grabbing after the higher branches
by children who do not know how to
spell, read or write correctly.-Record.
How true are the words of the above
1t is safe to say that not town o.!
city school in the land puts liz the
time it should On the common
branches that every person uses every
day of his life. Too much time is
lost on studies that are Of no use 10
the average person, but the schools in
stall lot of trash, and ram and jam it
into the heads of the pupils. and when
they leave school have practically for
gotten the most essential part of thar.
education. What we II ,ed is Il more
thorough application of the three RS.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1904-09-07
Value of Separator Skim Milk.
ISt. Paul Farmer

81. Paul faffnef.J
We have previously on different oc-
casions referred to the high value Of
separator skim milk for feeding both
swine and calves, more particularly
for the former use. We return again
to this question, as too much cannot
easily be said about it. The intro
duction of the separator has made 1T
possible to revolutionize the skim
milk industry, that is to say it makes
it possible to get much more out of
the skim milk product than could be
obtained from the same years ago.
SKINNED milk is usually valued at
from Is to 20 cents per 100 pounds. It's
true value depends largely upon how
it is fed. 1t will be found true that
in feeding to calves as in feeding it
to swine better returns can be OBJ
tanned from it relatively when the
animals to which it is given are
young. The returns from feeding
such milk will grow less and less as
the birth period is receded from, that
is to say after the first few weeks of
the animal are receded from. AS
everybody knows new milk IL neces-
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1904-09-07

Topics Of the Times
Observation-Disclosures

Excursions to Esopus will be the only
way in which Judge Parker can be
seen during the campaign. Wonder II
August Belmont owns the railroad
running thru the town?
What has become of those wheat ex-
perts who were reporting the total loss
of the Manitoba crop? If they can't
be found for an explanation soon, the
suspicion will remain that they are
busy counting their profits on their
speculations in crazed market.
Japan has about the same area as
the state of Montana, yet it's popula
ton is "A millions or half the popula-
don of the United States. Japan's
available military force is about all in
the field, but when volunteers are
needed million fighting men can be
modified.
The sensation of the past month at
Newport is the departure Of Mrs. Flag.
Ter second wife of the millionaire. Hem
nv M. Flagler, in high dudgeon, because
Newport society has refused to receive
her. Mrs Flagler's offense seems to
have been that she was a. seamstreSs
before she married Flagler. Her hus-
bands first wife went insane and was
pronounced incurable. Flagler, having
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1904-09-07
SHOOTING ONES OWN BABY.

| This is the season of the year when
to say nothing of the boys from town
| will be using shot guns and firearms
of several descriptions. To caution
them of the great danger of accidents
would be useless, for it would be SO
commonplace. Everybody knows that a
gun should be handled with care, and
hence everybody resents these SEEM
ingly unnecessary warnings. But the
newspaper man who has to print all the
accidents knows that a large number
of people are going to be killed by
gun accidents in the next few weeks,
Just as regularly as the fall season
comes around. If people reading the
newspapers would realize this they
would read such news and accept it as
a constant warning to them of the ever
present danger.
1t is impossible for an average man
to imagine torture more horrible
than the accident that occurred in a
Clear Lake farmers home this week.
A father who holds the gun that shoots
daylight thru the body Of his little 4
year-old son is doomed to never-ceas-
ing torture for the rest of his days
Every father who has an inquisitive,
ubiquitous 4-year-ol in his family can
imagine what that Clear Lake father
must suffer. And it all came about
from carelessness in handling a gun.
Last spring a bright boy in one OF
Marshall county's best families was
standing by the scale platform in his
fathers farm yard. Another boy was
irving to "get on to the combination"
of the first boys target rifle. The gun
was accidentally exploded, sending
bullet thru the first boys head, and
causing instant death. This happened
to others was needed in many home.
To the newspaper man any accident
that occurs in Iowa is just as close to
home. because he has learned by his
travels and his daily work that every
accident spreads its pail over the
same circle of intimate friends and
neighbors. The average reader VIII
shudder when the shooting occurs IN
his neighborhood, but give 1t less than
a passing thought if his only knowl-
edge of the tragedy is what he sees in
the paper Hence it is that the news
paper man feels the horror of the Clear
Lake accident just the same as he did
the one in Marshall county, and ne
would like to impress upon fathers
who handle guns the fact that this
father held the gun that sent charge
of shot tearing thru his own 4-year-old
boy even tho he thought he was trying
to be careful.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1904-09-07
BAROMETER INDICATES A soysll.

Because for twenty years back the
September elections in the state Of
Vermont have accurately fonecasted
the results of the national elections i'm
mediately following. increased republic
can pluralites in that state Tuesday
are accepted generally by political
managers as presaging the election of
Roosevelt, in November, by very strong
.nlajorties. 1t is estimated that re-
Publican pluralities in Vermont, at
Tuesdays election, rose from the nor
r'al $4,000 to over 10000. In 1884 and
800, when Cleveland was elected. Ner-
ncnt.s republican pluralities fell below
the normal only to rise regularly above
when Harrison was elected in 'SS and
when Mckinley was elected in 90.
This year democratic managers had
some hope of gaining some advantage
by lowering the mercurial vote in the
Vermont barometer. They trained
their heavy guns on that state with
some alarm to republicans What
frightened the republican managers
most was the fact that they could not
get the people out to the meetings even
to hear so distinguished an array
of speakers of national reputation as
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1904-09-07
AWAKENING OF THE LIEUT.. GOVERNOR.

The August Munsey had a short
story with the above title. The scene
was laid in Iowa. In brief the story is
to the effect that the governor of Iowa
was DESTROYS of succeeding the United
States senator whose days were num-
bered. caused by old age and disease.
1t would not do in the event of the
senator's death, for the governor to APP
point himself for the unexpired term
till the legislature could act. To put in
Z new man was a dangerous proceed
ing, for such a new man naturally
would be the logical candidate to sue
coed himself. So by a tacit under
standing the governor resigned, giving
as his reasons that his plantations in
the south required his immediate and
undivided attention. Thus the lieuten-
ant governor began his reign. And in
a few months the aged senator was
gathered to his forefathers. Then in
the tourse of events was the act of
INC ueuteli1Hl SoSeiiiol iioSSs's7e'iS y
Aboutthis time an elder. honest broth
er cane to Des Moines on a visit. Then
and thre he succeeded in awakening"
the conscience of the acting governor
by showing the dishonor of the whole
transaction, and new man was APP
pointed J. S. senator. In a footnote
the editr of the magazine states the
whole story to be pure fiction" But
some of u, somewhere, some time ago,
some how. heard at one time in Iowa
of proposal arrangement that smack
ed closely If this pure fiction The
plantations in the south are sugges-
tive
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1904-09-07
Lambs in the Corn Field.
TPrairie Farmer.l


A yery good place to run the lambs
when they are taken away from the
eyes is in the corn field, but there
should be some pasture or meadow at
termath connected with the corn field
to give the best results with the lambs.
A large amount of feed will be secured
from the corn field without doing any
injury to the corn. In fact If the corn
is at all weedy it will be much the
better for this pasturing. The lambs
will eat the weeds and stop the drain
these are making on the moisture and
plant food in the soil. The weed seed
that will be prevented from maturing
will be turned into mutton and become
a source of profit rather than an ex-
pense.
The lambs will trim off many of the
lower blades from the corn stalks but
these have performed their, duty and
are no longer of use to the plant. Soon
they would begin to die and would 9TH
erwise be largely wasted SO far as their
feeding value is concerned. If the corn
stands well old sheep of the smaller
breeds may often be run in the corn
fields long enough to clean out most
of the weeds. They will need watch
ing, however, as when the corn gets a
little more mature they are apt to get
to pulling the ears. The lambs will sell
dom bother the ears SO long as they
have plenty of other feed, unless it be
an occasional down ear, and it just
as we'll that they consume these as the
full benefit of the corn as feed is Sc
cured and the possibility of it's being
damaged and so lost as food by lying
on the ground is avoided.