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Mir. DOOIey'S Philosophy.
Carnegie's Hero Fund.

Copyright, 1904 by Mcclure, Phillips &
 company)
 .1t's no use.p said MT. Dooley q give it up.''
 Whats that?" asked MT. Hennessy.
 T can't get away from him." MT. Dooloy went on. q can't esape me or frind An dhrew Carnaygie. I've avided him suc- eissfully f'o nanny years. Tn boolxiess libry an tn thoughtless univarisy niver nette to share annything he done f'r Booker Washin'ton. Up to now, he been enable to land on me anywhere. But he's got me at last. He's r-run me to earth. throw up me hands. Come on, Andhrew, an paint yeer illusthrees name on me. Stencil me with that glory ous name.'
 What ar're ye talkin' about?' asked MT. Hennessy.
 He has created hayro fund.- said Mr Dooley. ''He has put aside five mil lyon dollars or 1t may be fifty, but amy how more thin there is in me sugar bowl, to buy medals fr hayroes in tn daily WALKS w uIe-SOBefS, pOllSmen an 1n- visitors in steel common barred. Suppose wan day ye an I ar're walllin' home firm a picnic an ye thrip e'ersilf into tn walters iv tn Illinye an Michigan canal. I cannot see me frind dhrown an besides, Hinnissy, I'd hate to lose ye as a sparrin' partner. o man can ony talk good to his infeeryors an ye're great stimylant to convarsation. So take off me hat an coat an vest, hang thim on a three, pull off me Congress gaiters an lay thim in tn grass, hang me cravat on tn fince, offer up a short prayer an lay down on tn bank an pull ye out. grumble at ye fr ye'er carelessness an ye want to fight me fir .bein' so rough in savin' ye'er life whin ye cud have waded out without help, an break tn sthrap iv me gaiters pullin thim on, an we go home quarrellin' an jawin' an yeer wife thinks I pushed ye in. But tn talk gets ar-round tn neighborhood an wan day a comlty steps into me place, headed be a little dumpling iv man, an wan iv thitn pins me hands while An drew Carnaygie nails on me chist a medal all in goold, with this inscription here 1t is-that Father Kelly wrote out f'r me:
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shoulders. He was a tireless walker, and of great bodily activity; up to the time he was 40 years old, he could clear height of fivo feet at stand ing jump. His voice, which low and deep in ordinary conversation, had astounding volume when he chose 10 give full vent to it; with such a voice, and such eyes and presence, he might have quelled crew of mutinous pri- vateersmen a. leas. as effectively as Bold Daniei hil grandfather; it was not a below, but had the searching and electrifying quality of the blast of trumpet.
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Leap Year Maid.

From the Chicago News.
 Uncle John aueried the pretty girl who was seeking information, would I te justified in writing to a young man who has never written to me?''
 "Oniy on very important business, my dear" Answered the old man.
 Well. this is important business" she explained T want him to marry me-"
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ALABAMA NORMAL COLLEGE,

LIVINGSTON, ALA.
 Normal, Literary, Industrial, Music and Art Departments. Graduates admitted to university without examination. Loans made to a few worthy pupils in limited circumstances. Terms low Tuition free in Normal Department. The young ladies are boarded in the college home under fbe care of the president. Address Miss Julia A. Tutwiler. President.
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CHRISTIAN COLLEGE FOR " wo {,
STATE NORMAL SCHOOL
 JACKSONVILLE, ALA.

A School for Teachers. Enrolment 402 last session from 49 counties of Alabama. Prepares for State Exami- nation. Board $1O per month. Tui- tion free. High and healthful loca- ton. Twenty-second session begins Sept. 20, 1904. For catalogue address
 c. w. DAUcETTE, President.
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BETHEL FEMALE COLLEGE,
 HopkinsvjIIe- Kv-

A select school for young ladies and girls. Faculty of ten teachers. Thorourh training under healthful influences. Write for information and a cataIoeue
 EDMUND HARRISON, President. 7-4-eod-6W
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WARD SEMINARY Fos s,.eg'I|. ySgSr lA4.IEs, A.nEIs,

10th year. Faculty 3o Seminary and spe- cial coursek. College preparation. Board Ing pupils limits to 40. An ideal Chris tan home. Complete appointments For catalogue. address J. D. BLANTON. IL.
 D.. President lime 7ct
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nd constitute integral the scheme Of education in the chief shaping his mind and from Hop
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Eczema drives it's victim almost to the verge of distraction by its intolerable itching singing and burning. 1t seems to set the skin on fire, and the tormented sufferer rubs and scratches till the flesh is raw and the skin is torn and bleeds Nothing applied externally does much good, for the disease is internal; the blood is aflame with acid nnisons that are forcing their
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d pores of the skin, causing it to redden
 in splotches, pustules and pinples, from cry matter exudes, hardens and dries, and fine particles like bran. Eczema kindles ,nch, and that lotions, salves, powders and
 warm weather comes on and the system is Sing extra efforts to throw of the accumu-
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Boys Suits


 One dollar does the work of two in our Boys Suit De- pertinent. Our suits are known as the Mrs. Jane Hopkins brand. These suits are guaranteed to wear and never lose their shape, either by shrink or stretch. All Goods Marked in Plain
 Figures.
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tlon or the system ana an must be constitutional, or disease will disappear. N s. s. s. It builds up the s'
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1904-03-28
ed for such an outing as you have
chosen, will be waiting for you.
pLAToNIc LOVE? FOR ANGELS
Bride, Writer of Heart Stories, Calls
Relation impossible.

st. Louis, March 23.-Mme. J. Fl. Dali
las, poet and author of many short love
stories, was married to j. G. Dinehart
of Tower City, n. D.. at the Spiritualist
Temple Monday night according to the
ceremony of that belief. Mrs. Dine
hart was widow and the daughter Of
Henry 7. Milford who formerly resided
near Lexington, Ky. She met Dinehart
several years ago. and it was case OF
spiritual affinity" at first sight. She
has some interesting ideas about love
and marriage. OF platonic friendship
she says:
1T Is a good subject for discussion.
but 1t can be lived only by those too
passed the mile post which reads three
score and ten. A man would have to be
an angel and a woman a saint to live
in platonic friendship, and we all know
how scarce angels and saints are on
this planet"
Her ideas on second marriages are
thus expressed:
1T is ignorance. pure and simple. to
say that an ordinary man or woman
can love but once. If we are contented
as nature intended we should be, we
will possess a reservoir of love, and
undoubtedly will love as many times as
the object of our affections is taken
from us. Nothing will satisfy nature
but love-"
Smoking is a mans privilege. has
been for ages and will be while the
world stands
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the PREAcHeR's PROVINCE.

The Dubuque Times appears inclined
OF things peculiarly ecclesiastic and
theological when it says: THE Chris
tan ministry was not created to solve
the trust problem and the candidate
for the ministry passes no examina-
ton in social science or political econ
omy. His mission is to point out the
way to salvation Of the soul, leaving
the economists and statesmen the So
lution Of purely material problems
There are many who will consider
the limitations imposed by the Times
altogether too narrow. 1t is hard to
see why the preacher, who when
worthy OF his office, is always teach
er, should be barred from discussing
Z economic and material questions. The
connection OF spiritual thought with
material action is not to be divorced.
The best preachers are those who
force an application of a. spiritual re-
aigion to material things, who send
their Sunday auditors away to weave
their awakened spiritual and religious
perception into their every day life.
And the everyday life of the world is
the basis of all its economics.
The Christian ministry is in a process
of evolution from a class which once
commanded to one that leads and
reaches The sermon Of today is often
meager Of doctrine but rich in human
heipfulness. There is a present day
tendency at once notable and COM
mentable in the clergy to deal with
present conditions and environments.
They talk on the trust problem, the
labor question, and on other political
and economic matters, after an alb
stract and impersonal fashion. They
weigh and consider these questions by
the standards of absolute right AMI
wrong, rather than by those of business.
partisanship or expediency. The min
lister often fails to consider what may
be done His gospel of economics con-
sists of what ought to be done. He
may not hold degree in science or
political economy, but II he applies the
principles of justice and charity and
religion to such questions of economics
as he attempts to discuss, his conclu-
sions can never be broadly erroneous
nor his sermons fail of helpfulness.
His duty calls him to these discus
sions. The way of heaven lies across
tae earth and the spiritual and the
material make the journey hand III
hand. All the affairs of human life ask
4 question of religion and the minister
who attempts to answer appears to be
entirely within his province.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1904-03-28
GIRLS TO GUIDE MEN
Guide Society to Furnish Young Wo
men Who Will Entertain Strangers
and Show Them About the City of
Neu Norl<

New York, March 23.-Have you ever
arrived in a strange city with an even
ing to spend and no one to spend 4
with? on such occasions have you
seen other men sitting at little tables
/ with pretty women smiling across at
them and envied them from the bottom
of your heart? Ii SO you have at the
same time thought how different it all
would be If any one of the dozen girls
pefaps were where you could take them
to the theatre and to little supper aft
ter 1t, or possibly to dinner in a pict-
utesque cafe.
| For these strangers In q strange land
| a plan Of salvation has been devised
which undoubtedly is the most up to
date development in this country, of
what for a lack of a better name, is
called Bohernianisn. AT the office of
the Bohemia Guide Society, which has
been opened in one of the large office
buildings, and upon the payment of q
fee of SIS, you will be provided with
young woman guide whose business it
will be to entertain for the evening. All
|expenses of the entertainment, of course
are paid by you. the fee merely provid-
ing for the services of your guide.
Your evening may prove as expensive
or economical as You see fit to make 1t.
You may ride in hansoms OF street
cars, go to the 'Ten-twent-'t hirt'" per-
formancts or grand opera, dine at a
French table de hote at SO cents with
wine included or at Delmonico's or
Sherry's. Would you flirt, she probably
can make you feel you are still in the
primary department. If you are In
trouble and feel that you need a con-
fida1te she could be as sympathetic as
you could desire.
In fact. you are paying to be enter
tained and she is earning her salary by
entertaining you. 1t is the theory Of
one who has developed the plan of hav-
ing guides to Bohemia that Inc
whole thing is simply a mat
ter OF business Advertisements are
being published in out Of town news
papers, chiefly thru the west and south
and in a few days the business of the
bohemia Guide Society" will be in full
swing.
There Is. however, another side to
the story. Guides will be furnished not
CIitJ " iOACsoilC iiiCiif 1uC " w OillSA
who are strangers in the city and want
to be assisted in their shopping. Guides
will be at the service of patrons in the
daytime as we'll as evenings.
What will add interest in the affair
is the fact that until you start out you
will be in ignorance of who is to ac-
company you. To obtain the services
of guide 1t will be necessary first of
all to present yourself ait the office of
the society, register your name, and
state how you wish to be entertained.
You likely will be scrutinized pretty
carefully from several view points and
IL you pass muster you will be told to
call again at such an hour as you ap-
point, when your guide. properly gown
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TOPICS OF THE
TINES = = =

The Rockford Register married
sense and sound when it said the us
ual Accomplishments of the newspaper
piano contest are cash and calamity
The experts of the bureau of chem
istry, department of agriculture, have
found plentiful evidence that the basic
aluminium acetate is the secret of the
preservation Of the imported sausage
and harmful, even in small quantities.
the line will be drawn with increased
firmness against the embalmed saul
sage.
An agreement made and signed by
the retail grocers of Minneapolis pro-
vides that no subscriber shall use
trading stamps before 1910 under pen
atty of $50 for each offense.
Sir Frederick Ireves the eminent
English surgeon, recently delivered an
address in which he took the view that
the knife is used too hastily in many
cases Of appendicitis. There are or
posing schools of surgery all over the
world in this generation. One is rarely
willing to wait, and often cuts in Il
hurry. The other holds to the view
that nature ought to have a liberal
chance to do her best. In the long run
the conservative surgeons may posi-
bly, come out ahead.
&*s
The report that Mr.. Hearst has of
fered the democratic national commit
tee $1.50O,000 fer its campaign fund
If 1T will see that he is nominated for
president is improbable, but If true 1t
makes Mr.. Hearst less improbable.
While the poisoned candy cases have
helped some, the season is rapidly
drawing near when a few ice cream
calamities of a similar nature would
save money.
General Kuropatkin will be only st;
Lext month. He lis an inspiring figure.
trusted because he has never beeh
afraid. Five years ago Kuropatkin
was warned that the great powder
at ST. Petersburg was to be
blown up within twenty four hours and
the magazine at Toulon too. Toulon
was outside his sphere, but Kuropatkin
who received the warning while in bed.
rose and went al once to the st. Pet
ersbnrg magazine stores. Calling to-
gether officers and men he Inspected
the stores, declaring the inspection sat
isfactory and gave every man three
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1904-03-28
4 FAIR SETTLEMENT.

The vNXed question OF the rural mail
carriers duties and privileges was
definitely and satisfactorily settled Fri
day. The carrier is deprived of his
privilege to act as soliciting agent, he
IS permitted to deliver parcels when
requested to do SO by patrons and re-
ceives an increase OF $120 to his an
nuaI salary. The compromise should
be entirely satisfactory to those most
interested The carrier can well at
ford to trade his perquisites as So
licitor for the $40 added to his monthly
stipend and the patrons Of the routes
will be relieved from one of the annoy
ances Of the service while retaining all
OF It's conveniences. The new rule IS
certain to aid the efficiency Of rural
mail delivery.
Whether or not $720 is a fair price
for years service which includes a
man and team, remains open to argu-
ment. However. it is likely there will
be no dearth of applications for car
riers' positions at the new rate. There
are many married men entirely capable
Of filing the position who are working
on farms at from $25 to $40 monthly.
and boarding themselves, who will be
ready to exchange their present en-
ployment for a carriers job. Clerks In
country stores, who are receiving from
$50 to $35 per month, can afford TO
keep a span Of horses upon the addi-
tional $50 that the carriers pay would
give them. Whatever opinion may be,
pro or con, regarding the sufficiency
OF the pay, candidates for the s720 are
rot likely to be lacking.
The rural carriers may congratulate
themselves upon the attitude Of the
country toward them and their inter-
ests. Their pay his risen within the
short period during which the service
has been in operation to nearly double
the salaries paid the first carriers.
There have been successive raises from
$500 to $500, then to $500 and finally
&720. And the last raise has approach
ed nearly to fair stipend.
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Traoadx Axerted.

"Just in the nick of time our little
boy was saved" writes Mrs. w. Wat
kins. of Pleasant City, Ohio. "Pneu-
monia had played sad havoc with hir
and a terrible cough set in besides
Doctors treated him. but he grew
worse every day. At length we tried
DIR. Kings New Discovery for Con-
sumption, and our darling was saved
He's now sound and we'll" Everybody
ought to know; it's the only sure cure
for coughs, colds and all lung diseases.
Guaranteed by Mcdonald & Mahood,
druggists. Price SO cents and 81. Trial
bottles free.
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BUSINESS AT LEADING POINTS.

Easter exhibits and days of sunshine
were very helpful in bringing about a
needed increase in the volume of sales
In leading retail lines. The best deal
ings are reported in wearing apparel,
footwear. furniture and other house
hold necessities. Prices are fully as
high as year ago, yet the demand does
not appear to be adversely affected.
Activity continues well maintained in
the jobbing departments. Many buy
ers hitherto combining orders to actual
requirements are now more liberal in
their selections. Transactions reported
make good showing in millinery, dry
goods. silks and mems furnishings
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1904-03-28

i Current shipments of these goods arr
large. A fair aggregate was alst
reached in the takings of boots ane
shoes, hats ana caps. carpets and gro
/ ceries. Requirements of country mer-
chants have thus far been purchased
overstock is noted. Mercantile collec-
lions are a little easier on city bills ano
reported satisfactory on the outside.
/ AT St Louis retail business in MILL
merry, dry goods and clothing is very
active. Other retail lines are reported
fairly active and satisfactory. Attic
the volume of business transacted in
wholesale dry goods, footwear and
hardware is not as great as the past
fortnight, it is still of ample proper
/ tions. Groceries, furniture and paints
show no change. Lumber receipts are
| increasing, but the bulk is contract
stock The better grades are ia active
demand at stronger prices. Collections
are fairly good.
Cieveland's retail spring trade has
been greatly stimulated by warmer
weather during the past week, and
considerable activity is shown. Jobbers
of millinery, dry goods and kindred
lines report a satisfactory business
which compares favorably with year
ego Wholesale grocers say trade con-
ditions are entirely satisfactory. Col
lections show an improvement in some
lines. Money Isl in good demand. sup
ply ample, and rates are unchanged,
Considerable building has been planned
for this year but SO far few large con-
tracts have been let, which is attributed
to tightness in money. high price of la
Dor, materials, etc.
In Philadelphia there is much idle
machinery among the textile manu-
facturers, notably in the cotton goods
line and goods In which cotton is a
large factor. Wholesale paper dealers
report some falling off in the volume
of business during the past week, as
compared with the first two months of
the year Prices are reported firm and
collections fair.
San Francisco reports large imports
Of Japanese gold continue to arrive di
rect and via British Columbia. A sale
Of 5000 tons of barley for Russian ac-
count is reported. The Japanese are in
the market for the same cereal. Rail
way shipments of California produce
for the last crop yea show large gains
over the preceding year, the excess in
Guiding 500 carloads of wine, 1,705 cars
of vegetables, 1856 cars of canned
fruits. $50 cars Of deciduous fruits and
SOS cars of oranges Butter and cheese
products OF the state for 1903 were val
ued at sa0.436,o00. an increase of ST.
000,0o0 over 1902. Petroleum product
was 100000 barrels, an increase of
100000 from the previous year and
100000 barrels in excess of 1900. De-
spite the Increase the price shows some
Improvement and an upward tendency,
owing to the augmented local consump-
ton and the demand from the Ha-
waiian islands. All the Hawaiian SUI
gar cargoes from the crop of 1903 have
arrived out. Not single cargo cleared
in the last three or four years has been
lost. Receipts of Hawaiian sugar at
this port for February were SIS, 957 200
pounds, making 64.s4s,soo pounds for
the first two months of the year,
against 9s.s65,ooo pounds in 1903.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1904-03-28
ence directly or indirectly to Blythe.

ence directly or indirectly to Blythe.
Each session of the legislature finds
iiBlytha and his reservation henchnen
lobbying against every measure not de-
sired by the 20" railroad. Every
+ state conven ton finds Blythe striving
to dictate nominations favorable to his
employer. With about one-third of the
state favorable to his cause it lis usually
comparatively easy to pick up a suffi
|cient number of the unsophisticated to
VIM Wherl Hubbard conducted a
|similar bureau at Cedar Rapids for the
Northwestern, the state was practically
at their mercy.
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} low A NE w s.
) PAPERS = = -
THE LOGIC OF HISTORY


Here we have trusts and railroad
mergers or rate agreements operating
against every class of our own people.
And yet the fellows who happen for the
moment to be on top shout traitor and
democrat at the governor for protest.
ing against these. We heard similar
TRADES against Governor Van SAINT, CT
Minnesota, when he had his attorney
general tackle the Northern Securities
merger. He was to be relegated to
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1904-03-28

days leave as a token of his pleasure
Other guards and sappers Were sum-
moned, a rampant was dug around tbs
/ magazine and before night it was Ger.
| tain that any danger that had existed
had been averted. Nothing happened
but the next morning the powder mag
azine at Toulon was blown UP.
Oslaloosa is busy explaining to Bun
ton why eolored man or woman from
/ the latter town is cheerfully waited up-
| on in Oskaloosa stores and not per-
/ mitted to sit at the tables in Oska-
! loosa hotels and restaurants. Buxton
lis almost entirely made UP of colore1
| people who having followed the mines
natural tendency to trade with Oska-
/ loosa. They are now raising the em-
barrassing question why money that
is eagerly received at the dry goods
stores and other mercantile places
wont buy a dinner and propose to re-
sent any attempt at Jim Crow line
up.
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to send Professor Ludwig Won Hoekten
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