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Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-10-20

Thomas A. Edison, the electrical
wizard, received a new kind of shock
when he discovered that his son was
selling a bogus cure-all battery.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-10-20

Women smoke? Why not?" asks
a correspondent of the New YORK
Times. Because it might give them
the tobacco heart
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-10-20

Fort Ethan Allen is to be lighted
throughout by electricity, but not in
the name of the deity and the cont.
mental congress.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-10-20

The Baltimore Herald heads an edi-
torial War and Marriage" Isn't that
tautology?
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-02-10
H L OF 1904.
Every Kind of Leather Is Used
and There Is a stock
to Match.

There are new things coming in with
the new year, and one of the newest of
all is the wide leather belt which is
something like three inches in width
and is very stiff. 1t is not a crush leather
but keeps its shape well, says the Brook
Ign Eagle. Nor is this belt cut as a dip.
1t is straight round and round and is
fitted out with three or four little leath-
er straps and buckles.
Another new belt is the wide thin
leather crush belt which is at least
six inches wide and, In many instances,
is much wider. This belt is unlined and
is no thicker than heavy satin. certain
in the front with a gold harness buckle
and the popular colors are white, mole
skin gray, black and brown.
There are many belts made of leather
this season, more by far than last. And
every kind of leather and all degrees Of
tanning are used. The leather belts upon
which the natural hair is left are novel
ties and the spectacle of a calfskin belt
with the red and brown and white colors
of the calf showing, is one that is to be
seen this year. The hair is about a
quarter of an inch long and the belt must
be brushed the right way every time
it Is put IN.
The dip belt will remain popular for
it gives a woman a nice figure and when
a belt does this a woman can be depend
ed upon to like 1t. One of the showiest
of the new dip belts is a wide strip of
very bright red leather, thin and soft,
with a very long and very narrow buckle
run through the back of it. The front is
fastened low in a pointed ornament.
Dame Fashion wears a stock to match
her belt, no matter what kind of a belt
it may happen to be. And, in this man
ner, she shows her good sense for she
manages to look smart, which is impos-
sible when all of ones articles of cloth
ing are attuned to different chords of
harmony.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-02-10
STRIKES N SPARES

1t is up to the Raritan bowling team,
of New Brunswick, to come to this
city on Friday night for a match game
OH the Kirbv alleys with the Pop
Social club.
Tho Friday Nights will hold a bust
ness meeting at Hartmann's Hotel,
Front street, tonight. A supper will
follow the transaction of the business.
The Raritan Copper Works bowling
team may play that return game with
the Seasides one night next week, at
the Bloodgood alleys. /.
At the Bloodgood alleys, Smith
street, last night, the Three BIS had q
practice game. Theodore Bloodgood
made the highest score of the evening.
He rolled up 254 pins in one game and
Waring was next man. he having 100
pins to his credit.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-02-10
APPLE JUICE HABIT.
the Glorious Days of Autumn
winter Reverics.

The poets may sing, If they will, of the
wines of sunny France and balmy Italy,
and we may hail with delight the amber
sparkle in the trimming champagne
glass, but nothing is more conducive to
happy mood half composed Of delightful
"reminiscences than sweet cider, says the
Chicago Inter Ocean.
You remember how Robin Hoods men
sang Justify of October ale? All that
they voiced, and more besides, is true of
the cider from the presses in the autumn
orchards.
If you are very, very old, you can re-
call perfectly that day you spent in the
orchard helping them gather the gold
and crimson fruit all ready for the press
ing. The restfulness of a task COM
pleted was in the air, fragrant with the
perfume of the new-mown hay, and the
west was g~loriously crimson where the
gates opened wide to let in the day that
had been of all the year most satisfac-
torily spent. Your copy Of Tennyson
(Omar was unknown them lay on the
grass where you had tossed it down to
really listen for the coming of her foot
steps like those of Maud in the poem,
and-but it is enough that she was there.
To-day is cold and gray, and the closed
shutters fasten out the world as it was
not known in that other day. Then
comes some one offering sweet cider, the
while a huge fire is built. Once more the
apples strew the ground, the western
light turns to gold all 1t touches, and al
most, as the magical drink gurgles out,
can be heard her step on the stair.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-02-10
A Night Alarm.

Worse than an alarm of fire at night J.
the brassy cough Of Group, which sounds
like the children's death knell, and il
means death nnless something IS done
quickly. Foley's Honey and Tar never
fails TO give instant relief and qnickl,
cures the worst forms Of croup Mrs. +
L. Cordier, of Warrington, KY, writes:
my three year old girl had a sever,
case of Group; doctors said she could no,
live. | got a bottle of Foley's Honey and
Tar Syrup, the first dose gave quick lie.
lief and saved her life
Sold by seSton's Pharmacy.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-02-10
POPS AND HRARITANS
BOTH TAKE A GAME.
Played at New Brunswick Last
Night HiIksr Had Hard

The Pop SOCIAL bowling team lost
ore game and won the other in the
match against the Raritans at the
Klein alleys, New Brunswick, last
night. William Hilker rolled only 80
in the first game. Hilker is II of
the Pops best bowlers, but he was out
of trim last night. The Pops lost by
46 pins, In the last game they won
with 10 pins to their credit. Tho
highest score was made by Klein, of
the Raritans, who got 1870 in the last
game. The following are the scores
and the bowlers:
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-02-10
M
NEW JERSEY CENTRAL
Corrected to Nov. 20 1908
TRAINS LEAVE PERTH AMBOy

VHElHS LEAVE PERTH AMhOy
FOR New York. Newark ano RIivahAfr at
9 81. Z y. 7.45, New York tonly) 7.5e. s 81, obi.
II is. y 50. n. H.. 10. 3 q, 40, 3 09. q 80. Z al.
8 03, 70 AZ, tas. onlvi . IS, p, m. sundt Va, 7 3a'
go. "a. 6ea. 9 a., p m.
For philadelphia hr1 trenton VIA Rfurd
Brook. 2 "a. II 10. fl.59 a m 10, s Co b. ID
'rt oavs. Y 81 .. p $50 y. IN.
For Long Brnnrh, ocean Grove etc. 5.0y
92' =. NJ. fs.s9 {, o., Sat only 4 e, 10 pm
l2ts Sundays excepted) sur tsSs except
.or Freenoid, 9 V, ga 0 &c e. M, .aR2 q "
5.lb u m.
Additional trains for Red Park a.27, 8 is. e.ss
Ii. For Rortb Amtcv 6.54, z II. o 20 b.. IA
2. 81, 4. as p m. 8 10, E.52 zap.
TRAINS FG2-pERTH AMBaY
Leave New York, 4.C0, $40, i 80, 1000 Ii. so.
a. n. q 2 ,Sat. onlr) $50 400, a 10, 80, S Ii.
BIS, 6.3O. $50, II. 0 p. IN. Sundays 800 a. nj. LOO
s 30, pm.
Leaves Eliz beth. 4.05, 6.22, So. 9F4 f1.5t.
a. IN. l.S9; .t7, 3.t0, 1.12, 4.43, Sis. ca, &. f8.
IL So, p m Sundays, y Ks, a, nj. 4t2 s 81, b. MI.
Leaves Newark q l2. 8 a5, 9.42, II. e, a III.
! 30, 4.t5, 4.40, $40, Q 10, 8.45 II 80, D N. Sun
days, 9.Uo, am. 40t, 8 If. p. IN.
Through tickets to all po,nts st lowoetsat5s
may be had on application 10 advence -
ticket agent at tho atattou.
W. @. BssLER, Vice-Pres. & GenersI Mana
G. NJ. Burr, General Passenger Agent.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-02-10
vARICosE VEINS OF THE LEG.
Their Causes, Methods of Proven.
tfon and How They should
BE Treated.


Varicose veins occur in various parts
of the body and are always due to an inn
pediment which obstructs the return
circulation. They occur on the lower
extremities more commonly than else
where, says Youths Companion, for the
reason that any impediment of the cir
culation there is magnifed by reason
of gravity, which acts in itself as an
impediment to the return, that is, the
upward circulation in the lower por-
ton of the body.
Varicosities are always the result of
considerably prolonged strain on the
vessels, growing worse from year to
year If the cause is continued, and for
this eason are most troublesome as age
advances.
The return circulation from the leg is
aided most of all by alternate contrac-
lions and relaxation of the muscles of
the leg. Persons whose employment is of
an active sort are less likely to suffer
than those who merely. stand for long
periods with little occasion for moving
about. Those who are obliged to spend
much time standing should especially
avoid circular garters and all manner
of wearing apparel which causes tight
ness or construction at one part of the
leg more than at another; for the added
strain which such construction entails is
nearly always sufficient when operating
over a long period of time to dilate the
vessel below the CONSTRUCTED point.
AS a method Of prevention, loose
clothing, especially the disuse of garters,
and a certain amount of physical exer-
else, particularly walking, are to be
recommended. Early on the appear
ance of enlarged veins of the leg the use
of an elastic stocking, or even of a tight
stocking of the ordinary kind which fits
tightly from the toes to the calf, will
often be found sufficient to overcome the
condition, provided the original cause is
removed.
Walking as a means of prevention
should be INDUCED in before rather than
after such hours of standing as may be
required by reason of the individuals
OSSuPdtlOAs tCiy lllllc DcItul Cdu Dt
derived from exercise INDUCED in at the
close of the day unless the person has
meanwhile had an opportunity to lie
down in order to relieve the veins OF
their already distended condition.
Persons whose occupation keep them
at home may often largely overcome the
condition by occasionally lying down
for a few minutes during the day, by
which means the overdistention of the
vessels is temporarily relieved. In this
manner the overstretched muscle-ibre
in the walls Of the vessel also have OPP
portunity to recover their contractility.
In severer cases the elastic stockings
made especially for the purpose may be
worn on alternate days or weeks. 1t is
rarely desirable or necessary to use
them continuously.
Neglected cases in which the veins
are tortuous or associated with ulcers
may require the surgeons Intervention
to relieve them permanently.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-02-10
LEHIGH VALLEY RAIrRoAn

Time Tab in errcc Nov q, spgs.
ststions IN New York. foot of Cortiandt, Dss
hrceees and W sat 22rd streets, Tcnna X. II
Ferries,
TBArss LEAVE STATE sTRnsT arAT1cr
FOR NEW YORE
6.i0, T.4S am 4 90 =. m. i.3a r. m. daily onnecf
wit way trafn for Bound BTook, Maucb Chung
Weatberly, HaEelton Pottsvllle and iDtefnnedi.
ate points.
FOR SOUTH PLAIN FIELD.
6i0, As a m. $50, g. 20 p. u. srs ans
8 IS u. m 1.30. GIG p. m
FOR OTHER POINT
Z As =. m. Daily Except Sunday Connect with
tre,n express for FastoD, Bethlebem Aiisn-
town, Pottsville, Buffalo, Niagaft Fails end Chi
cago Perlor Car New York to Buffalo, con-
meets with local train for all points east OF
Mauch Chunk.
s.s5 a. M. Sundays only. Express train for
Buffalo, Niagara Falls, and Chicago. ttops at
40 y. m. Daily Except Sunday Cypress fer
for Wnkcs Barre. Scranton, Hazeltcn.
and princirsi 'ptermedjatP stations.
6.16 p. n. Sundays only Through train Ter
BDffaIo. Niagara Falls, Suspension Bridge
and Chicago, connects for New York.
TRAINS LEAVE SOUTH PLAIFFIEIDs
FOR PERTH ABBOY
90. a. r. 3.45. 600, 7.b0. p. m. Hundays.
10. IS a. M, 500, 7.60 =. m. Trains arrive Perth
Ambov-. $50 a. m. s.104.05. 5.25. $40 p. M. Sum
day, 1887 a. m. 5.25, $40 y. m.
Tickets sold to ell Western Points.
For further information apply to ticket
agents.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-02-10
ARE YOUSATISFIED
If not What Other Proof Can Perth
AmbOy Resident Demand.
It's from a citizen.
It may be a ~neighbor.

It's from a citizen.
1t may be a neighbor.
You can readily investigate it.
The more investigation, the more con-
vincing the proof.
Mr.. Jerry Allen of 80 Division street
says: 81 had a lame back and all across
my loins. Often at night, after ying in
one position for some tina, it ached terri
BILE and l had to nave my back rubbed be-
fore | could go to sleep again. If took
cold it always settled in my kidneys, and
at such times l suffered very much. Ii l
stopped it wasa difficult matter to straight
ten again. l doctored and used almost
every kind Of kidney remedy and covered
mp back with plasters, but never got
any lasting relief. read about DoaL's
Kidney Pills curing such complaints and
got a box at G.. W. Parisen's drug sore.
They are the only medicine that ever per-
m~anently helped me. Owing to my age
aud the origin of my trouble l did not ex-
pect to be completely cured, but it means
a good deal to me to be able to feel easy
and comfortable"
Sold for 80 cents a boz. Foster-Mi i
burn Co., Buffalo, N, Y, sole agents for
the United States.
Remember the name-D oan s land take
no substitute.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-02-10
Staten Island Rapid Transit R. r

Time Table in effect on and after Oct, II, 1903
Perth Amboy to New York Leave foot ~
Smith st. daily except Sundays end yeppl
Holiday 5 IS, 6.I2 8 So, TBS, z 81. S.G3 8 o.
S55, 10 05, and ll.25 q m. IL 65, ] b ESQ, $50,
4.SJ $40, 6.45, 500, &c., 1890. tf.l5 p. N.
sundays and Legal Holidays
go. Tbs, 8.5h, OBS, 1875 LIS A. NJ. 1885, I.5s.
2.55, Y.55, 4.50, $50 $50, 7.t0, 9.i0,P. NJ.
New York TO Perth Amboy:-Leave foot or
Whitehall st. daily except Sunday and Legal
Holidays, 5.f5, $50. @ 90. eco. 10 90. II 90 a. M.
IL. 80 1.31 2.36. 3 20. 4 80. $40. $50 b.4S. 6.f5.
6.S5, 7.S0, $50, o 10. 11.05 1925.
Sundays and Legal Holidays.
Leave New York. z or, 8 20. 1000, II 90. ~ 0,a.ra
1.0n. eco, SEQ, 400, $50, coo, 7.C0, SEQ, GOO
11.05,p.m.
Ferry between Perth Amboy and Tottenviile-
leave Perth Amhoy dai Y ks. Is, v6 10, $50.
1858, x7 35, Ks 03, xS.55. q.25, xi0.06, 1853
xi1.25a. m. IL rs, xi2. IS, xl .55. x2 EP. *. TX,
x4 80, 4.55, KS 81, 800, x6 az, 7e5. TO. x8 90,
Ks. co Q s., xl0.S0 XII. IL p. m. i2.s0 am.
Sundavssnd Legal Holidays K GEO, GAS. KISS
x8f5, x9.5N.x10.5s s.. Z II IS. q. N. x12.5h, XII IS,
x2 LEX 355. x4.t0, KS. 80, x6. 50, x7.t0 $40.
x9. 4o,t0 80. p M l2.40,a. M.
I cave To,tenvilla daily xi.sc, SIS, 6s2, go
Kilt. 7.E0 g Is, 70 10. $40, xt0Ib, xil.f5 q
D.. xl3 05. i2. 40 x1 IS. ~ S5, 1881. 4.fe. xts27
5 10, Ks 81. XII is, x6.E5, KILT, < rae, zSS7
x9. 81 10 15xI0.S5 p m. x12. II. X. SnA M.
Sundays and Legal Holidays 1890. 7.iF. So
90. x10.1O, x11.1Q, a. M. x1s;1c, II. TO- 2 G
ks 10. x4tO x5.10. x6.10 XII Ks ~, KALI
xt0 10 10. As. p IN. xi2 lea.m
illegal holidays only
x1rain Connection
] VAN SMITH, P.H. CASSIDY.
Receive-. aenl Traffic Agent
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-02-10
bread.

Take a piece of light bread dough
large enough for a loaf, fiatten it out
on the molding board and spread over
a mixture of a scant half cupful butter,
one small cupful brown sugar; one Ia
blespoonful %(rounded) ground CHINA
mon, and one-half grated nutmeg. Rub
butter, sugar and spices to a cream,
spread over the dough. fold up and
knead we'll, let rise again, and bake
the same as light bread.-Farm and
Home.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-02-10
RARlTAN TRACTION co.
Time Table in Effect Dec. Z, 1903

Cars leave Metuchen for Perth Amhoy and all
points East to Woodbridge Creek 1t 8 and 30
minutes past each hour tr m 6 q. IN. to I 35 pm
aud 7.35 p. m. to lt.3i p, III. at s5 minute past
thu hour.
Cars leave Reasbey Sci odl fer Metuchen mt
5 and 8 minutes past es.i hou' from 600 q. m
10 $40 n. m. and esery hour fro . s TO II &c I'm
Cars leave keasbey fer all DIN East every
IS minutes
Cars leave B'idge at Woodbridge Creek for
K.asbsv.at foot If Smith street. every 10 miuu-
ties ire n b. Is a, m. TO IL IS p. m.
Cars leave Bridge at Woo bridge Greek fer
MelucheD IN the even hour end half f0ur from
g. IN tN6.e0 D. w. and tie half hour only fro =
u.f0 to 10 80 n m.
Car leave S aten Island Ferry for Metuchen
and Re sbey school at 70 and 4S m'nu' % pa &
e CHI h mr. from 6 10 a. m to 100 p. n, aud I ON
Z. OF 1 90 r. m. 1T 4s minutes only snd tof
Keasbev at foot of Sni. h street a 3 and S3 nit
Vi es pas the hou'.
Cars lie ave Staten leland Ferry for B idge at
Woodb, id9e Creek "a IL, 90, a.. and &c minutes
past each hour from 200 3. m. to i1.4l p. m
Nm. q. BOOK
srrevirterdant
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-02-10
Ten Years In Bed.

r. A. Gray, ]. p, Oakville, Ind. writes;
''For ten years | was confined to my bed
with disease of my kidneys 1t was So
severe that | could not move part of the
time. | consulted the very best medical
skill available, but conld get no relief I'M
til Foley's Kidney Cure was recommend
ed to me. 1t has been a Godsend to me-
Sold by Sections Pharmacy.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-02-10

Long-I'm getting entirely too stout
for comfort, but I'm unable to find a
remedy.
Short-I've been told that worry will
quickly reduce superfluous flesh.
Long-But | have nothing to worry
about.
Short-Well, just to help you out, I'm
willing to let you loan me S1O.-Cincin-
natl Enquirer.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-02-10
Four New o

my affections are already engaged
he said.
She turned pale.
Il I'M very sorry" he added.
Then he arose and took his hat.
Goodnight" he said.
She looked after his ~retreating form.
That's my fourth failure" she said
but the year is young yet. ''-Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-02-10
Circulation of Mar.zine,.

In 1850 each individual in the United
States received, on the average, Is
copies Of n or more periodicals; il
1860, 80; in 1870. SO; in 1890, Al; in 1899
"a; in 1900. LOT a year.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-02-10
Her Conclusion.

"Do you think your father has any
idea that | have serious intentions con-
corning you?"
81 heard him telling mother the other
day that he didn't think it would cost
any more to have you at the table reg
ularly than it does for me to feed you
from the pantry shelves every night
Chicago Record Herald.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-02-10
In Pence and Wnr.

do you use a safety razor, Sambo?"
asked the boss.
"Well, sab, in times of peace it may be-
a safety razor, sab; but in times of war
it is pow'ful dangerous, sah!"-Yonkers
Statesman.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-02-10
Friendly Advice.

I'D advise you to take this poem to
a chiropodist," said the editor in a kind
ly tone.
Because why?" queried he of the I'M
cut hair.
It's feet need attention" replied the
editor.-Cincinnati Enquirer.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-02-10

The Dean-I was at Lady Fastleigh's
last night.
she give you?
The Dean-Everything cold except
the ices, and all overdressed except the
women.-Ally Sloper.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-02-10
INTERSTATE LEAGUE.


81 see the agent has sold yez a carpet
sweeper, Mrs. Maginnis. Is it as good as
the old-fashioned broom?"
ut is, an better, Mrs. Mulduckie. l
can knock Maginnis twice as far wild it.
-Tit-BftS.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-02-10
syrian Custom.

In Syria people, instead of taking off
their caps or turbans when entering 8
friends house, remove their shoes, ir
order to protect the expensive rugs with
which the floors are covered.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-02-10
Definition.

Pop, what's a good conversational
ist?"
"He is usually one that does all the
talking, my son."-Cleveland Leader.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-02-10
Her RetOrt.

"Your eyes, my dear, and your smile
are intoxicating" he told her in his
j~ocular way when she criticised the con-
dition in which he came from the club.
Even if they are" she retorted, they
never gave you that breath. Chicago
Post.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-02-10
NOTICE.

NOTICE Is hereby given that the undersipne.
in intends making application 10 the Board &
Excise Commissioners of the City OF Perth An
boy, at their next meeting, for a license "a keen
spiEltuous LIQUORS In TIN Citg ~ a'szkh A--h~
10 tn house 0 xEedby Kellv q Me Allpdan
60 HaItAve AXFL pnTERs0N
1926 o eW
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-02-10
such Sum AS Dreams.

Bobby-What are angels wings made
of, papa?
Father-Fly paper. Of course.-Cin-
einnati Commercial Tribune.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-02-10
The Point of View.

Miss Weary-Father always turns the
gas off at ten o'clock.
Staylate-That's first rate. 1 was
Just going to- ask you to do it.-Judge.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-02-10
Society Improvement.

Miss Summit-How that young Mon
roe girl has improved!
Miss Palisade-Hasn't she? Why, l
can remember when she was such a
modest little thing.-Town Topics.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-02-10

women may love more devotedly at
% than at any other age" observed
Uncle Allen Sparks, but they love more
Saterminedly at 32."-Chicago Tribune.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-02-10
Sad Case.

"They are new people?"
painfully new. They haven't even
any old point lace which has been in
the family for generations.",-Puck
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-02-10

The Roof of the World.
Tibet, ~the roof of the world" is a ia.
ble-land three times as large as France
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-02-10
PODular Airs.

Mr.. Gabler-So Mrs. Hyfiy's husband
comes down every week to the tune of
$50 Cor her?
+ Mrs. Gabler-Yes; and yet you said he
didn't know one note from another
Judge.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-02-10
FIRE BOXES

FIRE ALARM BOXES
23'Raritan Copper Works
&c High and Lewis
u Madison ave and Paterson st
20 Market and First SITS.
80 Smith and High 1T
81 state and Smith SITS
80 Buckingham ave and Hartf
as and Front SITS
"A High and Washington str
81 State st and buckingham ave
SC hall ave and Charles st
81 Railroad ave and Wayne st
62 Washington and First sts
s. Turnpike and Elm st
Ga Smith st and Watson ave
65 Commerce and State cts
~ Front and Smith ats
70 Water and Gordon SITS
"a Kearny ave and Gordon st
So Smith and Herbert st
So Woodbridge road and Washington st
81 Lehigh ave ? ' Stanford st
To send in an alarm, open the door of the boz
and pull down the lever and let go once only.
Stay at box until hremen arrive.
SPECIAL CALLS.
tap-Break IN circuit. 2 TAPS Drill and fire
alarm test. Hydrant at corner of Jefferson and
High street always to be used for this trial. 8
taps Fire out. 5~taps-Police call. 1S-Call for
Lincoln Hose. is-Call for Washington Hose
14-Call for Mcclellan Hose 15-Call for Pro-
lection II. and Z.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-02-10
Young Men.

Most young men are too much infatu-
ated with themselves to be seriously in
jured in an ordinary love affair.-Chica-
go Daily News.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-02-10
Too Late.

William Tell was quite heroic,
But we'd have less cause TO grieve :.
Had he only shot the apple
From the head of Mother Eve.
-TiIpa
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-02-10

"If' is the most unsatisfactory word
in the English language.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-02-10
Valuable Efp5.

In pulling down the old cathedral Of
Metz a strong box has been found con-
tanning coins and watches valued at
G120, 900.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-02-10

Pensmith-Where are those sketches
I made yesterday?
Mrs. Pensmith-Why, l started the
fire with them. heard you tell Daub-
err that they were pot boilers."-Bos-
ton Globe.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-02-10
A Fine Case Of Conscience.

A farmers wife at Drifield has given
IL shillings to the Church Missionary So
ciety, proceeds of eggs laid on Sun
days."-London Daily Mail.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-02-10

A good beefsteak is one that isn't
noted for its durability.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-02-10

True merit is like a river-the deeper
It is, the less noise it makes.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-02-10
Rag-Tinle

Pickaninny's in de crib,
Cryin' laik de dickens;
Mammy's bakin' hoe cakes,
Daddy's huntin' chickens.
Cincinnati Enquirer.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-02-10
Second Marriages.

In ~ marriages out of every 100 one
of the parties has been married before.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-02-10
Enective Talk.

"There is a good deal of talk to the
effect that the duke will marry in Amer
ica."
Eyes, the money of at least a dozen
heiresses is talking all at once. Puck.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-02-10

FOLEYSH ONEYAx
Cures Colds: Prevents rrsuspaai8
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-02-10
Amt 1t a shame.

Little drops of water,
Little grains of sand,
Make the WHY grocer
A power in the land.
Cincinnati Enquirer.