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The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1904-03-23
POOR STOMACH

The worn-out stomach of the over
led millionaire is often paraded In the
public prints as o horrible example OF
fbhe evil attendant on the possession of
great wealth. But millionatres are not
the only ones who are afflicted with bad
5stomachs. The proportion is far more
among the toilers. Dyspepsia and in
kdigestion are rampant among these
people, and they suffer far worse tor
lures than the millionaire unless they
avail themselves OF a standard medi-
cine like Green's August Flower,
which has been a favorite household
remedy for all stomach troubles for
over thirty-five years. August Flower
rouses the torpid liver, thus creating
appetite and insuring perfect diges-
tion. 1t tones and vitalizes the entire
system and makes life worth living,
no matter what your station. Trial
bottles, % C; regular size, IS cents. AT
ali druggists.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1904-03-23
SEEDS THAT GROW"

We handle LANDRETH'S Garden
Seeds. The kind you have always
bought. The kind that never disap-
points YOU. In bulk and in papers.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1904-03-23
FAvoRITE REMEDY FOR BABIES

Its pleasant taste and prompt cures
have made Chamberlain's Cough Rem
edy a favorite with the mothers of
small children. 1t quickly cures their
colds and prevents any danger of pneu-
nomia or other serious consequences.
1t not only cures Group, but when given
as soon as the croupy cough appears
will prevent the attack. For sale by
Laurens Drug Co.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1904-03-23
State of u Carolina,
COUNTY OF


Whereas, Ben Madden made suit
to me, to grant him Letters of Admins
i%stration OF the Estate of and effects OF
the said Henry Jones, deceased.
THESE ARE THEREFORE, to cite
and admonish all and singular the kin
dred and Creditors of the said Henry
Jones, deceased, that they be and APP
pear before me, in the Court of Pro
bate, to be held at Laurens g. H. 8. @.
on the 31st day of March, 1904 next,
after publication thereof, at IL O'Clock
in the forenoon, to show cause, il any
they have, why the sad Administration
should not be granted.
GIVEN under my Hand, this 18th
day Of March Ammo Domini 1904.
o. G.. THOMPSON,
j. p. l.. G..
March 14th-2t.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1904-03-23

When you feel blue and that every
thing goes wrong, take a dose Of
ChaUber!ain's Stomach and Liver
Tablets. They will cleanse and invigo-
rate your stomach, regulate your bow
els, give you a relish for your food and
make you feel that in this old world is
a good place to live. For sale by Lau-
rens Drug Co,
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1904-03-23

Mrs. John w. Taylor of Princeton,
returning from a visit to her brother,
Mr.. a. B. Kay, in Pickens county,
stopped over d few days in the city
with relatives last week.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-10-07

location and extent of such irrigable
tracts, sources Of water supply. char
sacter Of soil, or other essential facts
will be welcome. Letters addressed to
me at Bismarck will come to my hands
and will certainly receive personal at
tention in due time, although / must
plead guilty to long delay in even &C
knowledging some interesting letters
received during the rush of the sea-
sons work.
s A list OF the successful irrigators Of
that can, be of use for irrigation pur-
poses concerning the topography and
photography of the state; this will be
put in shape to he available for the
use Of all those interested in the sub.
ject.
Reports and publications on this
subject from other states and from the
general government are also being as
sembled. Guided by the experience of
other states, we should be able to
frame such laws concerning water
rights and irrigation as will be most
appropriate to the conditions in our
own state; such laws as may be SUBJ
mitted to the legislature with reason.
able hopes of their approval when they
shall see At to fill the yet blank pages
of our statute books that should ulti.
mately bear water laws.
The conditions in North Dakota are
identical with those in no other state;
we have our advantages and our disad-
vantages. But each step toward the
solution of our problems is distinct
advance, and few seasons active
work will bring about satisfactory
understanding of our conditions, and,
it is believed, some tangible results.
The congress adjourned to meet in
Bismarck in January.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-10-07
SHERIFF is JUDGED.
Also Fined $3.50 for Failing to Arrest
Djetz,

HiSo Flneo @loO TOT faiiln9 10 Arrest
Dietz.
Ashland, Wis, Oct 5. - Sheriff
Charles Peterson of Sawyer county
yesterday was fined $3.50 by Judge
Parish and sentenced to thirty days
in the county Jail for contempt of
court in failing to capture John F.
Dietz, for whom warrant was issued
last May. The coroner of Sawyer
county will place Mr.. Peterson in his
own county Jail at Hayward. Since
last May Dietz and his wife and two
sons have held up eight million feet of
logs at Cameron dam on the Thornap.
pie river, preventing the Chippewa
Log and Boom company from rafting
it furtheE., Sheriff Peterson sent out
one posse but Dietz shot Pat McMinn,
deputy, through the arm, and the
latter's companion ran. Two weeks
ago the sheriff visited Dietz, but the
latter got the drop on him and re-
fused to submit to arrest. Peterson
then resigned. but so great is the ter
ror of Dietz that no one can be found
to accept the office. The Chippewa
Log and Boom company likely will be.
gin suit against Sheriff Peterson's
bondsmen, or Sawyer county, for 500.
900 damages.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-10-07
Hotel Man Hangs Himself.

Hammond, Wis, Oct. 81. B. An
dress of this city committed suicide
Saturday morning by hanging himself.
Address was proprietor of the An
dress hotel and the new opera house
which is nearly completed at a cost
of $4,000. Address had been suffer-
ing for over year with cancer of the
stomach, and doctors had told him
that there was no hope of his, being
cured, and dependency over this
caused Address to hang himself.
Address was well known throughout
the state, having travelled for several
years for the Plano Harvester COM
pany.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-10-07
SAW BURGLAR ROB STORE.
Clerk Thought It Was Another En-.
pIoye Until 1t Was Too Late.

PIoye Ontlt u was 90 Late.
Entering the main department store
at Devils Lake at 1920 o'clock At
night by the front door, which he OPEN
ed with key, a burglar went to the
clothing department of the store
gathered up an armfull of pants, shirts
and gloves, came out, closed the door,
and joined man who was waiting for
him, and the two departed. All this
was done in the presence of Louis
Mandt, clerk in the store, who stood
looking on across the street. Mr..
Mandt had left the store shortly be-.
fore closing time and gone to the bar
Der shop. The store was closed by
NJ. P. Mann and another clerk, who
locked the door and left before Mr..
Mandt had finished his shave. AS the
latter was passing the store on the op-
posite side of the street he saw in the
dim light two men walk up to the
front door and noticed that one of
them unlocked the door and went in.
Supposing that it was one of his fell
low clerks who had returned for some
thing, Mr.. Mandt waited for him to
come out, intending to walk home with
him. When the man returned he was
loaded down with goods, and then the
waiting clerk knew that something was
wrong and gave the alarm. The rob-
bers were too quick for pursuit, how
ever, and made good their escape 1t
is supposed that they had rig in
waiting in which they drove off. AS
near as could be estimated they got
away with about SIS worth of plumber.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-10-07
GIRL BLAMED
fOR SHORTAGE
A slx-DoLLAR.A-WEEK sTENoG.
RAPHER ACQUIRES ExPEN.
sivE TASTES.
$4,000 SAID 10 &c MISSING
TWO IOWA MINING CORPORA.
TioNs ARE IN SERIOUS
DIFFICULTIES.
$4,000 SAID 10 &c MISSING

Des Moines, Iowa, Oct. ga pretty
stenographer. receiving a salary of sc
a week, is said to be blamed for
shortage o. $4,000 or Whereabouts,
which has been discovered in the ac-
counts of the Iowa Lillolet Gold
Dredging company and the Hawkeye
company, organized for the purpose of
dredging the Frazier river in British
Columbia.
The lady has suddenly acquired a
penchant for exquisite gowns and lux
urious equipages, in which she often
appears on the street. While she adj
mlts that she burned certain records
of the two companies, she asserts that
her employers directed her to do so.
The
Situation Is Complicated
by an. action in the district court to
declare Byron A. Bliss, secretary and
manager of the joint companies, in.
sane. His wife is the plaintiff.
The shortage has caused a tumble
in the value of the mining stock from
50 cents per share to to cents per
share. and hundreds of Iowa people,
including scores of Des Names and
Polls county folks, are losers by the
Sudden drop in the stock, in sums
ranging from S. to $4,000.
Prominent men like George l.. bod
son. eN-secretary of state; Frank d.
Jackson ex-governor; Charles T.
Hancock, eX-chairman OF the Republic
an state central committee; Prof. Cal
Win OF the Iowa State university;
Mayor Martern OF Des Monies; By
ron d. Bliss of Iowa Falls, Chief of
Police James w. Jones of Des MONIES,
and scores of others are interested in
the stock.
Yesterday these men, holding thou
sands Of dollars worth of stock, were
at the highest pitch of excitement,
fearing that they may have lost all
they have invested
A special meeting Of the corpora
tons has been called to meet at Iowa
Falls, and at that time the amount of
the shortage will probably be made
known.
The Lillolet company was organized
at Iowa Falls, and half the business
and working people of the town have
money invested in it.. Excitement is
intense among those who would lose
all they have in the world in the two
mining companies if they go to the
wall.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-10-07
Northwest News0
THE MARKETS.

Latest Quotations From Grain and
Live Stock centers.
st. Paul. Oct. 5. - Wheat - No. l
Northern. $1.141-2@1.163-4; No. 2
Northern, $1.11 1-2@1.13 IL; No. 3, 81
@1.10. Corn-No. yellow, 52@53c.
Oats-No. 2 white, 31@31 1-2c.
Minneapolis, Oct. S. - Wheat-No.
l hard, SILT 3-8; No. 1 Northern,
$1.15 3-S; No. Northern, SLIP 3.S.
Oats-No. white, % 5-8c.
Duluth, Oct. 5. - Wheat - No. 1
Northern, $1.13 So; No. 2 Northern,
$1.09 So; fax. SLIT; oats. 80 1-sc: rye,
nc.
Milwaukee, Oct. 5. - Wheat - No.
! Northern, $1.1s 1-2; No. 2, Northern,
$l.15 q 1.16 1-2. Rye-No. 1, S41-2c.
Barley-No. 2, SEC. Oats-standard,
s2@33c. Corn-No. 3, So 1908 1-2c
Chicago, Oct. S. - Wheat - No. 2
red, SLIT IL; No. red, s1.151-2; No.
2 hard, $1.11@111 IA; No. 8 hard,
$1.05@1.1O; No. Northern, 1922; No.
2 Northern. $1.16@1.1s. Corn-No. 2,
53@53 1-4c. Oats-No. 2. 31c.
Sioux City, Iowa, Oct. S. - Cattle
-Beeves, $3.5O@5.50; COWS, bulls and
mixed. $2.2O@3.25; suckers and feed.
ers, $2.75@3.70; calves and yearlings.
$2.50@3.25. Hogs-Bulk. $5.S0@5.9O.
Chicago, Oct. 5. - Cattle-Good to
prime. steers, s5.75@6.50; stockers and
feeders, $2.25@4; COWS, $1.50@4.30:
heifers, $40 @ ATS; calves, $3.50 a
$50. Hogs-Mixed and butchers, 1855
@6.37 1-2: bulk CT sales. $5.95@6.10.
Sheep-Good to choice fwethers. 1915
@4.25; native lambs, $3.50@5.S5;
Western lambs. $3.5O@590.
South st. Paul, Oct. 5. - Cattle -
Good to choice steers. IS q $50;
good to choice cows and heifers. $3.50
@3.25: butcher bulls. $2.25@3; veals.
81 q S; good to choice stock steers.
$3.50 % $40: good to choice stock
cows and heifers. $1.5O@2.25: good to
choice milch cows. $30@4O. Hogs
Range price, $5.75@6; bulk, $50 @
5.S5. Sheep - Good to choice lambs,
s4.65@5: fair to good, $425 q 4.65;
good to choice yearling wethers. s3.40
@3.S5: good to choice ewes. $1,000
$50.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-10-07
TENTED HIS CHARMS.
Husband Tells How His Rival Alien.
ated His Wife.


Charles H. Fox of Philadelphia, q
well-known florist, much patronized by
society, who is suing George l.. Sipps,
q wealthy builder, for alienation of his
wife's affections has filed a list of
ways in which he says Sipps won Mrs.
Fox, as follows:
Spending money while out with
Mrs. Fox; wearing numerous fine and
impressive suits of clothing; sporting
many magnificent diamonds; by free
ly opening choice varieties of wines.
including champagne; by supplying
Mrs. Fox with many expensive and
elegant gowns; by taking Mrs. Fox
with him to all the pleasure resorts in
the city; by rare bouquets and flow
ers; by purchasing many laces, furs
and furbelows for Mrs. Fox; by the
large tips he gave walters in cafes
while accompanied by Mrs. Fox; by
hiring vehicles and allowing them to
stand by the hour, regardless of ex.
pense.- Pittsburg Dispatch.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-10-07
Injured by Explosjon.

Minor, =. D., Oct. 5. - While Hiel-
mar Edman, cashier OF the Bank of
Sargent County of this place, was re.
plenishing the gasoline tank of the
lighting plant in the bank. an ex-
plosion occurred, portion OF the ap-
paratus striking him in the face, frac-
turing the jawbone and decorating his
face badly. The explosion was caused
BY too much pressure in the tank, and
there being no fire to ignite the gas
there was no more damage done.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-10-07
CAN DRINK TROUBLE.
zsSa
That's One Way to Get 1t.

That's One Way to Get 1t.
Although they won't admit it, many
people who suffer from sick headaches
and other ails get them straight from
the coffee they drink and it's easily
proved il they're not afraid to leave it
to a test as in the case Of lady in
Connellsville. =
Il had been sufferer from SIGH
headaches for twenty-five years and
anyone who has ever had a bad sick
headache knows what l suffered.
Sometimes three days in the week !
would have to remain in bed, at other
times l couldn't lie down, the pain
would be so great. My life was tor.
ture and if went away from home for
day l always came back more dead
than alive.
zone day was telling woman my
troubles and she told me she knew
that it was probably coffee caused it.
She said she had been cured by stop.
ping coffee and using Postum Food
Coffee and urged me to try this food
drink.
AAdC . ~" NoMS " SCuV OuL 800
get some Postum and from that time
I've never been without it for it suits
my taste and has entirely cured all
Of my old troubles. All did was 10
leave OF the coffee and tea and drink
well-made Postum in it's place. This
change has done me more good than
everything else put together.
Our house was like drug store
fer my husband bought everything he
heard of to help me without doinR
any good. but when I began on the
Postum my headaches ceased and the
other troubles quickly disappeared. i
have friend Who had an experiences
just like mine and Postum cured her
Just as 1t did me.
Postum not only cured the head.
aches, but my general health hass been
and I am much stronser
than before. i now enjoy delicious
Postum more than ! ever did colYee Z.
Name given by Postum CO, lttleI
Creek Mich. ltsss
There's ! rsasos. and IL wortll
binding out.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-10-07
SUCCESSFUL ATTORNEYS.
Ten Out Of the Fifteen Examined Were
Admitted,

Ten Out OF the Fifteen Examined Were
Admitted.
Ten out of the fifteen applicants who
took the law examination provided by
the supreme court, which was conduct
ed by a committee consisting of ]. H.
Bossard and DR.. A. Bruce, Grand
Forks, and D. G. Maclay, Fargo, were
admitted to- practice in the supreme
court, as follows:
G. D. Jones, Valley City.
>R. H. Points, jamestown. .
E. X. Mason, Valley City.
T. w: Morrissey, Edmore.
John Keohane, Cakes.
M. J. Englert, Valley. City. ..
r. L. Moore, Rugby.
A. w. Fowler. Fargo. &. -,
Sidney w. Adams, Lisbon.
Van H. Crane; Wahpeton.
All of the successful applicants were
sworn in with the exception of Mr..
Crane, who has not complied with the
rules of the court regarding the
amount of work necessary for admis-
sion. He will be sworn in within
short time. =.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-10-07
500 Reward. 500.

The readers of this paper will be pleased to iearA
that there B at least dreaded disease that science
has been able in all its stages and that IL
Catarrh. Halls Catarrh euro 10 the only positive
cure now known to the medical fraternity. Catarrh
being constitutional disease, requires = constitu.
ttonal treatment. Halls Catarrh Cure is taken I'm
surfaces OF the system. thereby destroying the
foundation Of the disease, and giving the patient
Ing nature in doing its work. The propriesors have
90 much faith in its curative powers that they offer
One Hundred Dollars for any case that 1t fails -
cure. Send for list Of Testimonials,
Address F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by all DruRgists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-10-07
LANDS ON SALE AGAIN,
Crowds at crookston to Bid on Red
Lake Lands.

Groves at Crookston to Bid on Red
Lake Lands. 40
Crookston, Mimi, Oct. 5.-The Red
Lake. Indian reservation land sale
which was begun at Thief River Falls
last spring, was resumed here yester-
day. Col. N. J. O'Brien, who officiated
at the former SALE being again at the
HEINZ. At the request of Register
Peterson and Receiver George of the
Crookston land Office the city council
granted the use of the council cham
bers for the sale, and the large hall
was well filed when the sale started
yesterday. The trains from all direc.
tons Saturday evening brought large
crowds to the city, and the same was
true of all trains that arrived Sunday
and Monday morning. Every hotel is.
packed, and all have their Railways
strewn with cots.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-10-07

Aliens Foot-Ease, Wonderful Remedy.
"Have tried ALIENS FOOT-EASE, and
and it to be certain cure, and gives com.
tort to one suffering with sore, tender and
swollen feet. I will recommend ALIENS
FOOT-EASE to my friends, as it IL
certainly wonderful remedy.-Mrs. N.
Il. Guilford, New Orleans, La"
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-10-07
cHokEs ON CHEESE AND DIES,
Baby Given Piece BY Little Brother
stranQtss to Death. Il {

Duluth, Mimi, Oct. s. - Ethel, the
eighteen-months-old daughter of Mr..
and Mrs. James Harris, who reside
over the Metropol opera house,
was choked to death while trying to
swallow a piece Of cheese. The baby
had been left in charge Of her ten
year-old brother. She began to cry
and he gave her q piece 81 cheese to
;pacify her. The infant tried to swal-
low the morsel and choked to death
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-10-07
NEW STATE PHARMACISTS.
Eight Out Of the Sixteen Candidates
Were Successful,

Eight Out Of the Sixteen Candidates
Were Successful.
/ Out of the sixteen candidates who
took the pharmaceutical examination
at Fargo, eight were. successful and
certificates were issued as follows:
T. O'Keefe, Moorhead, MINI.
George A. Sarchet, Denbigh.
Charles Frank, Minot.
y. M. Donovan ,Bowbells.
G.. III. Cassavau, Omemee.
i Emil Larson, Grand Forks.
&. II. ]. Case, Wilson.
Edward II. Korfhage, McHenry.
The next meeting Of the board and
examining OF candidates win be held
in Fargo. Tuesday, Jan. 10, 1906.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-10-07
DEER FINDS SAFETY IN CITY.

Flees From Dogs and Though Cap.
tured, Will Gain Liberty.
Duluth, Oct. 5. = A three-year-old
buck deer has been captured in the
west end of the city by Alex Horn
and John Olson. The animal had been
pursued by dogs and sought safety in
the precincts of civilization. The
deer was tired when it,. made it's ap-
pearance in the city, and became en-
tangled in wire fence, which made
its capture possible. The captors
promptly notified the deputy game
warden and it is expected that the
animal will be set at liberty.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-10-07
Her Generosity.

Mrs. Pall-Have you given anything
to charity this year?
Mrs. Mall-Yes, have just sold all
Of my old clothes to my washerwoman
for almost nothing. - Detroit Free
Press. ....
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-10-07
PRAY FOR PREACHER IN JAIL.
Alleged Chicken Thief Recalled I.
Mt Grace by Brethren.

Alleged Chicken Thief Recalled to
Mf Grace by Brethren.
La Crosse, Wis. Oct. 5.-A service
of prayer by the Methodist ministers
of the city was held last night in a
cell at a police station. in an endeavor
to recall to grace Rev. Nathan Wood,
who had been arrested, charged with
stealing chickens. Rev. Wood is a
Methodist preacher but deviated from
the straight and narrow path a. short
time ago and was let out Of the min
istry after investigation. After prayer,
song and speeches the reverend gen.
tleman expressed desire to live a
white life hereafter and was released
from custody. He may return to the
ministry.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-10-07
Something Just as Good.

Justice of the Peace - Now, little
girl, you are about to take oath. Do
you know what an oath is?
Little Susie Slumm - Yes, yer
'onner; but nav says them amt for
wimmin folks. But kin say what
nav said tn time she scalded 'er
foot, if yer wants me to. - Baltimore
American.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-10-07

There are sixty-four pupils at the
school for deaf and dumb. The insti.
tuition is overcrowded and the. legis-
lature will be asked for larger APP
preparation. 5s ss n ,as355 IS. h. \.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-10-07

The Wealthy apples were particularly
fine, being large. perfect in form, beau
tifully cOlored and ripe. ,s.#,
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-10-07

claims he will lose the sight OF both
eyes and will be paralyzed.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-10-07
Royal Wit.

Royal Wit.
Wolsey was saying, Farewell, .
long farewell to all my greatness"
II hope it's not a Patti farewell"
added Henry VIII. with coarse humor.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-10-07
Sleep and rest abundantly. Sleep ia
natures benediction.

lam sure Piso's Cure for Consumption saved
my life three years ago.-MRs. THos ROBBINS,
Maple Street, Norwich, N. Y, Feb. II, 1900.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1904-08-21
R E I R E I a..

Pleas que ejecutar6 Ia Banda del
Regimiento en- Ia retreta de esta no.
che:
1-xSemper fdelisa msrcha por Sou
So.
sMuchachos aIegres.. Waits pOr
Woldted.
8-sPoeta y aldeano., Overture por
Supp6.
ia petici6D) vGran Jota del Ger
tamen NacionalS, por Nieto.
5-(Estreno) Ella muf1eca2. Danza
por Miranda.
6-sVenglancea. Cavatina de la Ope-
ra Lucrezia BOrgia, del maestro Doni-
zetti.
7-sThe black sports. Two Step por
Rusih.
The Star SpsngIed Banner.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1904-08-21
GHlSTE FINAL.

Estaban disputando en- una fonda
dos amigos de reciente fecha. y habla-
ban de sus pueblos con ell provincialis-
mo acostumbrado.
En- efecto, dijo uno de elIos. tu
pueblo no es feo. pero la gente es muy
sucia: todas las GALES estan llenas de
inmundicias, mientras que en- ell mfo
va todo esta bsrrido y regado las Sic
te de la maflana.
-Pero Udes. no tienen eI cieIo tan
azul que tenemos nosotros.
ST. es verdad. ell cielO de tu pueblo
es muy limpio. pero consiste en- que
ustedes no acostumbran escupir para
arriba.