The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-06-01
EDITORS AS MuRDERERs.
some Newspaper. Are Reckless. In
killing on ceIebrIties-


Captain Afayne Reid. the author of
1.-The Scalp Hunters" read what other
people thought about him no fewer
than three times. says Pearson's Week
ly. His initial sdemise'' took place
during the Mexican war. Next. one
day in 1870. the New York papers put
on <tnourning for him. having grayeiy
buried him the previous day
In spite of this fact. however, he
lived TO read yet further notice OF
his life and on his actual deathbed
vowed he meant 10 live if only to spite
the journalists.
Another author, the late Robert Louis
Stevenson, frequently perused his obit-
uary. He related once to q visitor TO
Samoa that reading the various no
tices" caused him much interest and
amusement, but that as the climate
was so admirably suitable he had no
doubt that he would be able TO supply
his editors with copy sfor many years.
When at last the news of his death
reached England in December. 1891,
Fleet street was mostly incredulous
II was the old cry OF wolf Wolfr,
over again. said the editorial sanctums
But confirmation followed quickly:
Instances are on record in which the
publication OF premature obituaries has
cost the offending newspaper Dearly
Some time ago a man was killed by
falling out of train in North Wales.
There We're no papers by which he
could be identified, but the discovery
of some sketch books in an empty COM
partment of the train, belonging to a
well known London artist, led to the
assumption that he must be the dead
man, and telegram to that effect was
published in the papers.
All might have ended happily had
not one of the evening papers publish
ed an account of the artists life, in
which it was pointed out that greater
display of zeal on his part would have
placed him in far better position as a
pen and ink artist.
As the artist In question happened to
be very much alive. however. he natu-
rally resented such remarks and insti-
tuted an action for libel, which, all
though settled out of court, cost the
paper a considerable amount.
One of the most remarkable expert
ences perhaps is to write ones own
obituary. yet this is what Miss Har-
riet Martincau accomplished in 1855,
imagining that the end of her career
was at hand. She was for many years
a>leader writer on the staff of the Dali
ly News, and her obituary notice lay in
pigeonhole of the office for twenty
one years. 1t appeared In 1876 in pre-
cisely the same form in which it was
written in three and half columns of
the journal to which she. was so de-
voted a servant
In this account of her career she
stated that "she had small Imaginative
and suggestive powers and therefore
no approach to genius" and that "she
could popularize." though "she could
neither discover nor invent" Few
have the faculty to take SO judicial
and impartial a view of their abilities
as this gifted authoresse
Not so long ago HazelHs ANIMAL re-
corded the death of G. B. Burgin, and
that writer of great promise" wrote to
the paper, saying ''the report of his
death was greatly exaggerated" Alas,
there are no original jokes Ieftl Both
Lord Charles Beresford and Mark
Twain denied their premature demise
I'm exactly the same wordsl