The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-07-31

knowledge. AS for Miss Fluff Won
needn't be afraid of her 1 told her Won
were an eccentric young millionaire
from Boston, and when she finds out
that you are not she'll let you off. ana
II she doesn't why you're a minor any,
now. This ought to be a warning In
you, however, Chames. You mustn't
judge the matrimonial laws of Now
Jersey by what you see people doing
on the seashore, nor the summer girl
by what you read in the comic supple-
ments or the Sunday newspapers. There
are people in New Jersey who marry
only one wife at a time and are equally
exclusive In the matter of thafr fan
Gees, and some day soiTnebody will be
ulpIisel IS discover that there ia
mere and there summer girl who has
heart and who regards an engage
lnent to be married as a serious mat
ter How did you like the food?"
Inc food!" cried Chances, his face
nghting up with joy. ''Oh, that food.
say really. do you know when youse
toid me at dinner de odder night to Quit
scratchin me leg an sit up, 1 wasn't
scratchfn' me leg at all. 1 was pinehin,
meseif t see if me body was still dere.
l was afraid I'd died and had gone to,
heaven"
Really" said L well. that is in
tefest1ng- You didn't eat much AFT
first" I added.
Dat was because taught youse had
to pay fer it," explained Chances. .I
oeen Twin all me days on de pay fer
what you eat plan
The European plan" said I
Dat S what dey call it," said Chances.
An It's responsible for a lot O. starva-
ton. But when I found out dey gave
youse all de food yeuse could eat fer
nutt1n-well, say, didn't I keep dat fat
Old waiter on de pike? Tree kinds n,
soup, two helps o. fish, roas' beef. roas'
lamb, wit julep sauce, an all kinds O,
hxed up things dat made yer insides
feel like fire Woyks exhibition. to saw
muffin o de pie and de ice cream an
de nuts an raisins-Cheei An de finn
ny part of it was dat We didn't never.
Know what was comm to yer. Hi.
waiter says l, bring me some o. dat
fiz de view Ter mater de hotel SAYS
1, an what do you suppose he gimmer
SWeetbreads smothered in pink dice an
gravy. l tell you, it was great. l had
fve o dem. Den / asst him fer one
OF dose fillets burnaise, and when IL
come it was muffin but beefsteak
sW1mrnin' in mustard wit de heat took
out. l had four o dem, an when de
Ice cream come on, say, I fought I'd
like some a dose pettits tours wit it
sounded like a breakfast food. but I
sent for 1t, an it was a whole sloo o.
cake. can tell you, Mr. Man." Chances
added, his eyes all of a sparkle, when
die send me to Wissahicken- by de
Sea fer me meals. I'll woyk eight
hours steady in heaven wit me harp
fer just one meal a day on dat Wissa-
hicken PLAN"
THAT is what they call the American
plan," said 1.
"Orright!" said Chances, as he rose
to bid me good night. eff OATS de
case, de American plan fer mine. 1t
beats de Irish or any odder plan all
holler even if I do say it meself."
From which 1 judge that my small,
critical friend has found at least one
phase of life in this country that ap-
peals to him strongly. although L
learned from his chum this evening on
my way uptown that as result of this
American plan, so cordially commend
ed by him, my friend Chames is suffer-
ing from threatened attack of appen-
dieitis. Fortunately he is not rich
enough to have an operation performed
however, so | think he will pull
through.