The Washington times., 1904-12-26

Pnsen." and The Madcap Princess, .
on nns PGke OF kcran ba T df Bar
! tucket, The Yankee Consul and "A
Friend of the Family" who owns lot
of Woodland near Uncle Toms
Sabin In Old Kentucky Under
The dinner, which comprised "A Little
of Everything, was prepared As You
Like IT, by Faust ft . THE ROYAL Chef "
Becky Sharp. THE Missouri Girl, -
who always had Her Own Way" was
making herself conspicuous talking
about THE Frisky Mrs. johnson" and
her husband, The Second Fiddle" while
Miss Bob White'' THE Virginian. -
and others were discussing The For
tunes of the King" and admiring Mrs
Gorringe's Necklace"
World Wide Travels.
Suddenly there were several Taps"
at the door and THE Bell Boy an
nounced: Mrs. Black Is Back from
"A Chinese Honeymoon She was given
warm welcome by the Home Folks, y
who were quito surprised at her unex-
peeted arrival She said she was no
American Princess" We all were glad
TO hear about her trip to the land of
The Shepherd King where she saw
THE Sign of the Cross but what in
terested the women most was The
Jewel of Asia" She said she had seen
King Dodo' and "A Royal Slave" and
met "A Girl From Dixie" and 1.-THE
Rogers Brothers in Paris On Thanks
giving Day She was delighted with
The Eternal City but was glad to
get back TO America, The Land OF the
Living"
We were surprised to learn she had
brought with her a maid by the name of
Peggy From Paris" Creatore, 1.-The
Music Ma. Master,n was playing a selection
quickly got up and said: Let's drink
to The Marriage of Kitty LAS the
Bell Tolls The Eleventh Hour in
THE Little Church Around the Cor
but the picture was not complete, for
there was THE Vacant Chair of The
Hayward Son" who was Driven From
Home" for having spent Ten Nights
in Bar Room with The Governor
Son" while Running for Office
In Merry Throng.
As iris her Brother jacques and
left for home and walked down Broad
way with the throngs of Merry Shop
Girls and "strollers" that crowd the
streets on such a night, we saw all the
New York We passed The Girl From
Kays'' and another Girl OF the
Streets Alone in the World" much
in need of .Chaperons. They are
having fallen into The Pit
We also met 1.-TWO Little Waits" no
doubt HRunaways.' and to whom Christ
mas probably seemed Much Ado About
Nothing, although THE Messenger
Boy and THE Errand Boy were kept
busy running to and fro. And there was
Busy Ivy" The Peddler.' of whom
bought 1.-The Two Roses for Mrs
Wigs of The Cabbage Patch Down
Our Way Iris said should get them
For Her Sake I thought he would
sell them cheap. as it was After Mid
Merchant of Venice Business is Bust
ness
The Other Side.
Just then we saw q common. but pitt
full sight a drunkard. an example of
THE Curse of Drink almost helpless,
staggered out of saloon, where prob
ably he spent His Last Dollar on
Drink in "a Game of Hearts, | was
going to call an officer when 'Rafies,''
one or his Pals, Informed me he was
the father of 1.-The Street Singer" who.
Too Proud to Beg was trying to earn
some money singing THE Holy City
They said she would take him home. as
she had done many times before, BE
some people forget--'Thou Shalt Not
Kill And yet. Happy Hoolisan" and
THE Village Parson" of our little
Hamlet" wonder why Girls Leave
Home" and why Women Sim
Soon was awakened By David
Sky Farm. who came over to wish me
"A Merry Christmas. Then 7 realized
II was ''Sunday''-Christma noorninpr
You may not believe this tale, but at
Happened in Nordland-''
J. BOYD MISHLER.