New-York tribune., 1904-09-22
THE TALK OF TIE DAY.

An ased eolored woman called at one Of the SELL
ers windows at the Portland Union station recently
according 20 The Kenneboc Journal" and said:
"Ah want ticket" Where top came the oues-
ton Never you mind where, honey: Ah Just want
ticket that's an-you white people am 300 curious
about cullud folks an our business. anyhow" After
some time she persuaded to tell where she
wanted to so and was waited upon TO her satlsfac-
ton
Among the old miners OF sisikiyou County a man
other place on earth This is the belief Of the gold
diggers Of that section and that faith Is accepted
Regularly every Christmas Billy *. foreman OF
tho Orc Fino mine. takes his layon down at Saw
always selected that place for his vacation.
I want TO have one yearly drunk, said Billy
and want to know Just when am drunk. so that
/ NAV enjoy the sensation:
Well can't you enjov the sensation IN any other
portion Of the county or State or continentr asked
NO When I'm drinking sawyer's vhisAe, ana =,
begins to taste good. then 1 know I'm drunk
(san Francisco AL.
Josiah Quincy. Of Boston. tells Of how he was
once identified by a laborer who enlightsn!ne,
a friend That is Josiah Quincy" said the arst
Iaborer. "Au' who is Josiah Quincy?' demanded
the other. Don't ye know who Josiah Quincy Is?"
demanded the first II niver saw sieh isno-
rance Why. he's the grandson OF the statue QUE
there in the yard"
Representative LIVINGSTON. Of Georgia. repeats a
story that was told him by a physician on duty at
One day there entered the hospital a young col
ored woman badly bitten in the neck Just back OF
the ear. The doctor who dressed the wound said
1T peTpiexes me to determine Just what sort OF
an animal bit you. This wound is too small 10
have been made by horse and too large TO have
been inflicted by dog a cat
want any animal dat bit me. il war q lady. sahI''
-Nippincott's Magazine.
ruling for New-Haven school made IN 1884
reads: And all girls DO excluded as improper and
inconsistent with such grammar school as ys
law injoins. and is the designe OF this settlement
One Benjamin Nudge. q NeW-England school
master Of many years service has left the fol-
lowing interesting memorandum: Elm all nv school
days. which ended In 1901. never saw but three
females IN public schools in my life and they were
only in the afternoon TO learn 70 write" Mr.
Nudge neglects to say. however. that the girls
permitted not only to the writing lessons but
they were also privileged TO attend the general
annual catechising
Miss Withers-You are blushing Coral What wa g
that Ii.s clumsy partner HS OF yours s1yngr
met me life seemed a desert TO him. -
THAT is no reason why he should waltz Ike a
David J. Brewer Justice Of the United States
Supreme Court. went TO Kansas and entered upon
the practice OF law at twenty-five. He Is now
siNty-seven and hale ana hearty. "For many
years" he recently said 'I have been getting up
at o'clock in the morning. Lately however the
hour has been O'Clock. for I nnd I enjoy taking
more sleep. My retiring hour at night Is usually
about 10 O'Clock. began early rising when / lived
In Kansas AS a young Judge ! was ambitious
and at night found myself dreaming over the
cases had tried during the preceding day. did
not rest well. and this troubled me so much that I
consulted doctor. He advised me 20 drop all
work in the evening. ] was 20 go out with my
wife. attend the theatre play cards go TO par
ties but forget the law. I followed this advice
and gradually acquired the habit OF rising at
o'clock"
.'DaE's ono candidate what sho' ggins git do
Office"
How do you knovq"
'sISy de way no carry hsseis IIS SO Jolly dAs Ia
es!"-~(Atlanta Conzfifu.lon.