World's cresset. [volume] (JAH-ville [Colony], Fowler, Mo.) 1891-19??, 1904-03-17

From Oar R.sillr c,tf.,3 mi en,.

know the chap that sends the news
Ten ihoa ard Cassacks killed and
wounded
w we sunk rno;her Russian fleet
We've gsI pori A:thnr al surrounded
Al Cape town some three years ago
That ciap reported wondrous capers
Invented Bfllsh victories
AID sem I'm 70 lie London papers,
Y,s; il is impossible tc set at he cx
act news from The seal oi war. l'al
one thing is cerAin; the clangor Of bat
tie arouses The war split in all land,
and awukens tue tiger il The heart Of
man. Senator Proctor of Vermont,
Chairman Of Mllar, Affairs Co mmiliec
vice iIusley permanently abse Mt, said
Yesterday "lt j. much easier TO launch
the Army and Navy appropriation bills
10 smooth sailing, when there is the
smell Of gunpow,lcr in The air. q, Ses,
nnloubtc,!N when The racket is on I
tlepfiycs men OF lheir senses The cor
ipulent condition Of these two measures
81 a s / .
| ind Gates that he IL right, Two hundred
nhlions OF dollars Tor an armament 10
keep the peucu With.
Fourth Assistant 7. NJ. General Bris-
tow's report on posi- olii ,e frauds, which
has been 50 highly commanded by the
| President, and Congressional commit
tees, lur lis ,horoughnrss and impartial
ity nov turns out 10 be " boomerang II
has struck in unexpected places. and
connected many honorable names with
those of Beavers, Perry Heath, Machen
! and the graflers. More than $50 Sen
|. ators and Representatives unexpectedly
tiud their names in Brislows roll call
and their delicate correspondence will
the Plsl Office Department is made pub
lie A shower OF arrows was let loose III
the II )usc OF Representatives wh.n th'
: report WAS read, aud they struck in al
, directions. The CONSERVATION aud in
, dignalion temporarily eclipsed the inter
i, esi in the domestic relations OF III
: MOrnons al the other end OF The Cap
y IDOL II is not pretended that more ,ha
= u small minority Of this great numbe
AZ. guilty Of actual violations Of the la'
> bu, neatly all have committed scriou
indiscrelions. soG,e OF them inadyertcnl
". aud the names OF The vrluous an
the boodler are inexlrlcably mixed. Th
result Is ihat ,e,ls Of rage and scream
Of protest were heard yesterday and Il
s. day sufficient 10 shake the Capito
The Republican leaders OF Congress d
nounce in vehement language the R
publican officials who had s9nt in II
voluuinnus report, not content eve
with calling them bunders, but decla
,f inu that an intention TO smirch Congre
~ originated tie action and that II va
as one member pu, ii, backmailli
:, scheme to make us let the department
" a)nnc. This ofiernoun will hear mo
lt frrnzied oulbnrsts and more or less n
L. ,,er;csl explanations from those involve
ne The little state Of Connecticut scci
- to have held up its platter with gr'
no energy. (, least Ave ofils congrcssm
i, Senator Plali and Repr, sentaliVes Spt
iill. tilcy aud Henry being all touch
with Bristows ,arred stick. Hill wan
ne some more right away and hc wrote
do my dear Bcnvers;- Everything seems
$50 ahmormally slow. - My impress
q is hat yor ought to give your man WI
dose OF ginger or pepper The on
- OF Postmaster General is obviously
w sinecure. He Is liable at amy MON
ta receive a letter from some an
lr- Congressman demanding that his brC
,,s ers building DO rented fora postoifice
r. his son appointed 10 a clerkship with
admin,ion TO hurry up or, as Hll' q
~. condiments will be forwarded and 'tb
OF will be trouble for aomebcdy.' Th
his stimulating and pungent reve'ati
have enragcd the members Of Congr
!, especially those who are not guilty
- - any real violation OF law. They b
oiu been thrown upon the defensive.
&C. hereafter. on the stump, there will
.ou much explaining and poohpoohing 4
md ltlone Members OF both parties are
Aolvcd but four hf.hs of The men ma