Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-05-07
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got any teeth? Tommy-Oh, yes.
guess she's got EN-, hut she amt
Matched 'em out et.-Philadelphia
Ledger
What do you think of my death
scene" asked the actor We'll. it
seemed TO me it came a little too late
In the piece" was the reply hica-
20 Evening Post,
Daily Guide to Flattery-If you
meet woman who strongly suspects
that she is a beauty, ask her earnestly
If all her family are beautiful Bal.
tlmore American.
Dorothy SO Jack kissed you. Ell?
Did you give him any encourage.
ment? ludia Encouragement! Say.
guess you don't know Jack. do you?
Philadelphia Ledger
Anything TO Blame 1t on.-Mothcr
johnny Jones. did you get that aw-
fail cold out skating? Son--Mother.
thEnk caught It washing my face
yesterday morning Judge.
The Empress of Chlna-What Is
that strange noise l hear? The Min
lister of the Intarlor--lt is the bottom
dropping out of the New York stock
market your esty.-llfe.
Stimulation Riggs understand
that young Briefly has taken up the
law since he married. Diggs Very
likely understand that his Wife
lays Il down 10 him Chicago News.
While Pa, you don't get chesmuts
until after there's II frost. do YOU? In
Except In the case OF farce-com-
cdy. my son Then the chestnuts come
FIRST aud the frost atterWard -phi!a-
dclphia Press.
a Physicians Bluudcr -nr. links
i suppose you must have lost some
Of your patients 10y being away for
SO long time? Dr. Kent Yes. con-
found IT, Ten on dozen Of them got
we'll. Boston Transcript
Small Consolation The Iandlady--
I'm afraid Mr.. Slopay has forgotten
what large bin he owes me. The
star Boarder--No, he hasn't He said
only yesterday that he wished he bad
money enough to moyc.--Judge.
Miss pcppYey l suppose that was
your valet saw with YOU yesterday
/ Cholly Ny deah Miss Peppwey, don't
say valet That word. you know,
Is not used now as--- Miss Pepprey
Well, then, your keeper Tx.
Miss IowJamcs at the opera)--
I HASN'T she marvellous technique?
Mr.. Caholia Yes. hut Che doesnt-cr
seem TO know how to manage it
gracefully. She gives it n sort Of kick
when she turns around Chicago 1rb-
unr.
My gracious What crush"
gasped the shopper; I'm nearly
dead Permit ne. madam" said the
foorwalker, politely. ito call your at-
tention to our undertaking department.
in the basement. Philadelphia Led
ger.
Mr. R.-My dear Mrs Cr0esus, may
/ not put your name down for tickets
to Professor pundit's course Of lee
lures on Buddhism? Mrs. C.--Oh, BY
all means. You know how passion
atcly fond ! am OF flowers. "--Plcis-
Me-Up.
Mrs. Jllson-~ Foreign newspapers
contain many advertisements OF titles
for sale by members Of noble families.
Old Jilson--They should advertise for
sealed proposals from American heir
esscs; this is leap year. Detroit Free
Press.
Laying Down the Law. Lady ZEN
pertaining friends little gir)-Do you
take sugar. darling? The Darling
Yes, please Lady-IIow many Jumps?
The Darling oh, about seven, and
when I'm out to tea start with cake.
Punch.
q Mr.. MiIyunS- Now. Tommy, you
must go to school aud work hard.
Why, look at me. started without
cent, ana now I'm millionaire.
Tommy Yes. know; but you can't
do ii any more They All have cash
registers n0w.-EX.
Living AZ SWamphurSt, eht That's
up the river. isn't IT." Yes" Are
your grounds near the water?" well,
sometimes they're as much as six
inches from the surface and on rare
occasions there's no water on them ut
all, Philadelphia Ledger.
\ Shrewd Wife Mrs Greene
hope You trust your husband implicit
ly: Mrs Brown-Oh, yes, indeed; but
wouldn't have him know II for the
world If he were aware OF my per
feet trust in him he might be tempted
to take advantage of it. you know. -
Boston Transcript
Exercise FOR Both.--poes your site
go In for athletes 2" "Um-yes, i'm a
WY She went our yesterday to take
exercise; said she was going 10 walk
up long hill" And she did," "No:
she got into the dry goods district and
ran up n long bill instead. You can
easily see that am the one who was
exercised. Kansas City Journal.