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World's cresset. [volume] (JAH-ville [Colony], Fowler, Mo.) 1891-19??, 1904-12-22

"Aaa rule mans n fool,
When iIs hot he wants it cool,
When its sool he wants 1t hot
Always wants it what ita lot.
You are tond of breakfast bacon
and you bny Armours because it
is crisp and deliciously Favored.
Some morning your bacon is
tough and strong YOU cannot eat
It. You stop Az the butchers TO
find why he sent you such stuff,
and be informs you he is handling
another brand that is just as good
and cheaper; results is you take
your custom elsewhere.
A manufacturing chemist stud.
les a plant, the climate and soil ia
which It grows best, the proper
time 70 grow it, TO have I'll the
medical properties IL their right
perfection and makes special pre-.
peration which gives the doctor
every satisfaction. Some day he
prescrlbes this remedy and fails
10 get good rerults, he drops into
the Drug store TO See what 10
wrong, and finds the Druggist hns
used comercial preparation
which he says is juat as good and
cheaper, rostllts the Doctor hunt,
another Druggist.
A merchant has q clerk who i,
attentive to customers and devtt
I'd to the interest Of the business,
somsbody comes along and Gays ~
know a man just a. good aud
cheaper. try him. the merchan.
inploys the cheap man. Results,
he loses part of his custom.
A family has \ fair Doctor who
has attended them for ysars; and
knows all their psculiarities and
diosyncrases, whose charges are
uniform; neither 900 much no. toe
little for satisfactory service
someone rec ecommends another Doc
tor who is just as good and cheap
er: but one day when the bill comei
IN after q particularly long and
trying spell of sickness, the family
finds il has been oyer charged anc
the service bsen prolonged by ar
inexperienced man and very un,
satisfactory.
Do NOT LIsTHN TO THE SYRIAN.
A Syrian: Ono Of the Damsel,
said to dwell near the Island o.
Caprea IN the Mediterranean, anc
to sing with such sweetness tha'
they who sailed by forgot theiI
country and died in all ecstasy o
delight.
"a Correspondents.
World's cresset. [volume] (JAH-ville [Colony], Fowler, Mo.) 1891-19??, 1904-12-22
wHEvsToSE ITEMS.

Miss Ha,da Olson and Brother
spent Sunday week with Mr..
Smelly and family.
Misses Lilly Simmons and
Emma Johnson spent Sun. with
Alice and Ella Neukirs.
Boys and girls remember Xmas
is near get your presents ready.
Mrs r. w, Neukirk and nephew
spent last Sun. with the former,
brother Mr.. Bob West Of Norwood
I don't want you all to get tired
Of reading so Lwill ring off until
next time.
World's cresset. [volume] (JAH-ville [Colony], Fowler, Mo.) 1891-19??, 1904-12-22
HOUSE Moving;

Il you want your house moved
from one place to another; QUICK
and good: Call on,
II: A: CARR
MOUNTAIN GROVE
MISSOURI:
Who has hnA ~"o-s ~ rvocrrance ard
who can no, DO setp'ssed for complete
ness.
For reference. Mr. Frank .Nuwkirk
and The Id Of CREssgT Also he will
90 your Stone work In foundations.
II. A. CARR:
MorSTAIN GROVE, No
World's cresset. [volume] (JAH-ville [Colony], Fowler, Mo.) 1891-19??, 1904-12-22
CORRESPONDENTS
EDITORAL COLU MN
He Listens to the Syrian.

"Aaa rule mans a fool,
When iis hot he wants it cool,
When It's cool he wants 1t hot
Always wants it What ita Lot.
World's cresset. [volume] (JAH-ville [Colony], Fowler, Mo.) 1891-19??, 1904-12-22
FOR SALE OR
TRADE.

haye the following property for
Sale, At my place Of residence in
Norwood,
sorrel Mare IS hands high.
Two horse waoon, and lot Of
farming implements.
W 6. Boyd.
Norwood No.
World's cresset. [volume] (JAH-ville [Colony], Fowler, Mo.) 1891-19??, 1904-12-22
EDITORS ADVERTISING COLUMNS.
LOOK MERE,

IF YOU want to put your lands into the hands Of LAND
MANI S. GARRETT. will you ght-So list with him.
AS he going make this part OF his and the
ozarks the place to buy home And advise the
s to come South, Missouri before purchasing sewctc
is beautiful Country surrounding the greatest natural in
ducemen offered in this part, both or
business Aud The Seeker after truth has nc
equals earth
World's cresset. [volume] (JAH-ville [Colony], Fowler, Mo.) 1891-19??, 1904-12-22
VOL. III NORWOOD MO. DEC. o. 1904. NO. 9e-
WASHINGTON
LETTER

At the moment of this writing
Il il not decided where the lnaug
urial ball shall take place. Tho
Senators want it 10 the Pension
huilding. whore It has been held
fora quarter OF a century The
House wants IT in the Congress
local Library building; and u few
members Of both houses want TO
assign 10 that function the rotandx
and corridors OF the Capitol. II is
the unanimous desire that the IN.
augura,ion shall be the most mem.
orAble OF any ever held. Some
prominent citizens desire the cree.
ton OF q special building, either
for temporary or permanent use,
bat that plan Tor Gen Grants sec
ond Inauguration iailod utterly and
made tho celebration o very poor
affair. Either the Capitol or Lib
rary il adapted to the purpose.
The latter is already lighted abun-
dan ,ly, and would neither need OF
permit decoration. The Capitol
rotunda and Statusry Hall can be
illuminated with dazzling brilli.
sncy, almost al an hours notice
In each building there are corri'
ders by the mile. tinted walls apd
frsscosd ceilings. Tho exita and
entrances Of both are perfect, sod
there arc cloak rooms abundant
Some Senators are opposed "a
usiAg the Library on the grounds
that the fine building would BE- in'
ursd; but in what way the 6ne
building could be injured by ever
no long throng, is beyond con
csption. 1t would be no more sx,
posed 10 injory than it is every
day and evcry night til! ten o.
clock. The Inauguration ball held
in the vast space of the Library
would be = brilliant and magnif.
cant affair.
The President has succeeded in
stirring up all parties in both
houses OF Congress on tho subjecj
OF cxtravigance 10 governmen,
printing and in favor Of it's sum
mary reduction. Representative
Lands, chairman OF the House
committee says that millions o,
dollars could be saved by . rigid
supervision Of the mattor sent &c
the public printer. He says IA
least one third of the printing
could DO cnt cff, saving millions o
dollars to the government. Their,
are thousands of tons of stuff print
ed in the government printing Of
fee in tho highest style of art
that arc not worth tho paper tha
they oru printed on" Hundred
OF thousands of volumes are PRINT
ed that are never read or even op
ened: some OF them illustrate,
! with q multitude OF the most OK
lpensive colored en- cravings
Many books are thus produce,
which arc so abstruse and eveu oc
cult as to be quite beyond the gen
eral comprehension and the Geo
logical Survey boasts that it ha
published q bulletin 80 recondit
that only three men in the Unite,
States can understand II, and onl
six pesrons have ever nallod for
copy. Think Of a great volam
90 the Charleston earthquake wit
hundreds Of photographs. prin,e
four years after that event, an
contain,hg no valuable informatio
j in addition TO that published
. the oewspapersat at tbs. time!
World's cresset. [volume] (JAH-ville [Colony], Fowler, Mo.) 1891-19??, 1904-12-22

Entered as 8ecOnd.ctdsS
matter. October lSt. 1901,
at the P0st-OTlce at Nor
EOOd Mo-, under Act of
Congress Of March 3.'d
~,
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1904-09-13
EAcroRles EoR BRUNSWICK

Surely Brunswick needs factories.
Examine every article manufactured
from hard woods in Brunswick. Oak
furniture you shall ind vast major
lily Of it stamped with the stamp Of
factories hundreds Of miles away IT'S
clst TO the used the labor Of other
states the railroad freight OF long
hsu with finest quality Of OK in our
river lands available by rail and water
81 brunswick.
50 our axe heves. our handles Of
G cry tool or wheel bauows. our
ltggies wagons. wood WORK Of agricul-
Ulal implements all are brought from
al read in a section which should me- he
a vast surplus and ship to sections
not fayored az We are with an mex
fausube supply Of these woods.
rhorein lies true economy a large
abutllized source Of wealth
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1904-09-13
FOR THE WEST

Trains arrive al Brunswick daily as
follows
No. "A arrives at g 80 a. N. with cou-
necti0ns from Savannah and the esat
and also from Atlanta and west.
Ne lG arrives az SO p. N. from Al
ianta and the west
THROUGH CAR SERVICE
No. 30 carries through Pullman cars
from Jesup for New York and also for
ST. Louis via Asheyiile Knoxville aud
Louisville
80 ~ carries through Pu'lman car
from brunswick to Atlanta and also
from Jes8u % Cincinnati via Atlanta
nd ChattaDaosa
no l5 carries through Pullman car
from Macon for st. Louis via. Atlanta
3hattauu0ea aud Louisville
S. IT, IABDWlCK, j. T. NJ, Wash
a. Ii TAYLoE. G. p. A.. Washing
+ t0n b G
/ BROOKS MORGAN A. C p. A.
IAtlantt Ca
r. u. H0usEMAN General Agent,
I Brunswick Ga.
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1904-09-13
WORLDS FAIR RATES.

Southern Railway Makes Some Attrao,
tive ones to the Big Show.
Account of the exposition round trip
tickets are now on sale as follows:
Tickets good for entire season,
$3.50; tickets good for sixty days,
ssh. 40; tickets good Tor IS days,
S25.60; coach excursion tickets, Sl9.lO
Tickets are on sale daily except
coach excursion tickets which are
sold on Tuesday Of each week. Coach
excursion tcAets are limited to leave
ST. Louis zen days from date Of sale
and arc not good on Pullman cars
Tor reservation of space, schedules or
ether information. call on or address
<. II. Houseman,
Phone 16l. General Agent
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1904-09-13

Z = p & ? = = : 4 = ~ \ =
? THE FINE TASTE =
: that women display in =
2 their art work and music, is the =
? Same taste that prociaims our =
? goods the test to be found any =
? where. =
= We are proud of the higr class =
: Of eustmers we have, and we pro- +
, pose to keep right on with the =
= same methods that have gained :
: this custom for Us. \
= THO MAS EANY, =
GROCER. =
. 312 Newcastle st. Phone II =
7 + = ' 2 = = \ Z = y y
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1904-09-13

There are more dea~hs directly due
% weak lungs tnan 10 all 0tner DIS
asses combined. rhey are hHmanity's
weak spot-the breeding place OF con.
sumption When the slightest symp-
ON ot trouble is lett ia the lungs
GU should begin The use OF Or. Bos
chees German syrup AZ once. 1t is
ldde especially 10 sooth9, heal ana
trengrhea the lungs, throat and bron-
'Aial tubec German syrup as never
aiilng remedy lor consumpL ON. Trial
bottle @2c. big outue I5a. AT all
.ruggistA.
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1904-09-13

Tie LAST EXCLUSION or THE
SEASON WILL OGCOk SErr. u.
~VEH TIE SOUTHERN RAILROAD.
TRAINS Will LEAVE ekuNawtCk
an a'5U a. M ARRIVING iN \ Ian
"a "a =. ~. Ff,HE FOh inE
.nuCND fn.r $500 ~, Allan a
AMI ~ 10 MACON. SrGSlsAL
~AoS WILL 6E pnUVlDEp rUR
DCLOReD sEOrLE. rms TRAIN
otLL r0Siftv ely GO. nAmr
sCAnLETr AND RANDALL BROW N
4aANAGGhS.
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YOU SHoLD HAVE A WRITE UP
az THE SPECIAL INDUSTRIAL EDi-
TON OF THE NEWS.
Notice TO Debtors and Creditors.

GEORGIA Glynn County.
Notice is hsreby given TO the cred
tiers OF the estate NJ Charles A. Hoyt
.Ate Of said county, deceased, TO rem.
der in an se,ount OF their demands
40 ME within the time prescribed by
Jaw properly made nut And al per.
scns indebted 10 SAID deceased are
aereby requested TO make immediate
payment 10 the Undersigned, 1ms
me Sth day OF September A. b., 1904
Il. J. Read.
Administrator % Csarles a Hoy
$500
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1904-09-13

WORLDS Fair Rates Via L. s N. r. r..
Excursion tickets now on sale daily
from brunswick to st Louis and re
turn.
$3.50 return limit Dec. IS.
{St40, return limit 90 days
$1,000 return limit 15 days.
The l., & n railroad is the bes. &c
st. Louis. For rates. schedules anu
sleeping car reservations aD3ly to
VI. Flemieg.
Florida Passenger Agent. zoo W Bsv
st. Jacksonville. Fla.
c. l.. Stone, G A
Louisville XIV
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1904-09-13
PuRLlsHeas NoTlcE.

The News Publishing COMPANY dc
srcs it TO be distinctly understood
that all legal advertisements must be
psid for in advance. We cana
10 devote our space 10 such adver-
tisements and wait on the courts for
the money.
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1904-09-13

Brunswick can never nope to be a
great seaport and great citg until
sho balances her commerce her ex.
ports mad ner imports ami builds
factories.
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1904-09-13
ITS UP TO YOU, WHAT
WILL YOU DC WITH IT

Rub it on, CT course, VESTS Wound
Cure, the best liniment on earth for
old-sores. letter, Ring Worm, Poison
oak, Piles, Rheumatism and numerous
other diseases. also Vests GonorFhoea
and Syphilis Cure is guaranteed to
cure Gonorrhosa and Syphilis and ali
like diseases. Ask your druggists and
dealer fol it.
Prepared by WEST MEDICINE co.
sylvester, Ga.
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1904-09-13

The Georgia soldiers are complain
in6 because Governor Toreh did nor
lu'ye time 70 call on Chem on his visit
& Manassas We thluk lne boys
llayed in good luelI
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1904-09-13

The old veterans viii charge upon
Rome this week and viii be greeted
with genuine Georgia hospitality.
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1904-09-13

Out in Wisconsin they are suffer
ing with a disease called horse fever.
We believe il has spread TO Sycamore
Hill
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1904-09-13

The Chicago Chronicle has endorsed
Tom Watson. Now really We did moi
want 70 see sim punished that badly.
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1904-09-13

YOU SHOULD HAVE A WRITE Up
IN THE SPECIAL INDUSTRIAL EDt
TON or THE NEWS.
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1904-09-13

The holy synod in ST. potersburs
a. sunday adopted q strong prayer.
asking the Almighty g give Jae Rus
sian army icrory in Tie Er east
The Lord heps those who help them
selves"
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1904-09-13

IA reopen on Monday sept ~. rr-
taUtS gramm ANA nigh scncol pupiis
,2IshG ENG .ish anu arithmetic Will
Ne "A specially. Drawing aud painting
VIA be a00eu u the scnooi work, I'M
~er toe gudaAce of Miss neSsle sym
Ncs. Hno resUlar tuition is 10 IN
l-uae tne art prices 81, $500 ana
80 per month according 10 grades.
or further particulars apply az 800
Grant street
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1904-09-13

The baseball rams wall nov have To-
content themselves with football aud
lootlights.
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1904-09-13
TELEPHONES S.

Correspondence solicited, but TO re-
ceiye attention, letters must be ac.
ccmpanied by reasonable 'ame' no.
Tor publication, but as a guarantee q
good faitn.
Rejected communications will be re
turned II accompanied by postage.
Remittances should DC made by pos
tai note, check or money order or
registered letter, Address,
News Publishing CO.
Brunswick, Ga.
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1904-09-13

Roosevelt las finally made tip his
mnd to take the nomination
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1904-09-13

Elsewhere in this Issue win be
sound statement OF the condition OF
tAe Nauoaa bank OF Brunswick, al
Re close of business September 6,
aioh is Greeted 10 the attention ol
Ae lao'ie generally thus bauN IS
ne oldest institution OF lne Nau u.
.lc eIty ana tEe splendid condition as
.aoicatod in tie statome@t S mas.
&, % deep concern and grauHeauon
d me people OF bruaswck
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1904-09-13

Tom Loyless has lesding editor
ia in his Augusta Chronicle on the
nrrity and impurity OF Atlanta water
We did not know that Thomas was
srch a close student st qua puTa
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1904-09-13
A MEFE SUGGESTION.


The weed cutting season IS on
weed emitting does not destroy but
Increases the crop OF next year. .fhe
teue remedy Tor weeds is cultivation.
growth Of attractive crops 4 series
q. small model farms on every vacant
quare, the cost Of Gu tiyaton more
han repaid by the product The city
setting The example to owners Of va
can't lots. a number OF blocks and
Iets in the city are fenced IN and
cultivated and pay handsomely and
thc crops aro attractive to The eye as
sell as instructive. A series Of small
model farms, series Of demonstra
Cons that truck farming pays.
Many municipalities have tried il
8ith such success that it is being con
unued why should not BlunswicI
.lry III Al least Try it in small way
81 found self supporting or profitable
j. would surely be continued
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1904-09-13

Il saved His Lep.
p. a. Dauforlh Of LaGrsage Ca
uttered Tor six months wita e sdtfnl
ronIug sorb on his leg bat "-lteS
BEckteus Aruica Save wh' -
it 10 ave DAYS. For ulcers.
uds piles. It is the hest salse n
Ae world. Ours guaranteed Oa'y
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1904-09-13

YOU SHOULD HAVE A WRITE Up
IN THE SPECIAL INDUSTRIAL Ed
TON o. The NEWS.
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1904-09-13
KIln.

Kl'es
There Is not al a, he OF pain that
an be reached externally that cannon
be KILLED" in 5 few minutes by the
use tt Ei1ott's bmRhhea oil LinimenS
E.ub It IN the affected pert aud me
paiE viii soon dlEappear. Full Is
rint Sottla 7E sgRts
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1904-09-13
SOUTHERN RAILWAY.
gEa
ON

Effective Sunday May 20, 1904
F0R THE NORTH AND EAST.
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1904-09-13

TIE summer gTI has haU q very
poor opportunity TO DO a good bust
.ess this yeat
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1904-09-13

TIE LADIES favor painting their
churches and therefore we urge every
minister TO remember We give a flo,
eral quantity OF the LoDsnIan & Mar
unea paint toward the painting
Wears and covers like gold.
Don't pay $I50 o gallon for linseed
oil (worth GO centsl which you Go
when you buy other paints ia can
with a paint abel on it,
S and makes II, therefore when
you want fourteen gallons Of paint
buy only eight of L. & ~. aud mix
six gallons pure Liuseed oil with it,
ana thus get pain at less than $l.2J
per gallon
Many houses are well painted with
four gallons .. i. & N. and three gal
Ions of Linseed oilmixed thei~ 18th.
These celebrated pains ~ y0id by
Bowen and Thomas
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1904-09-13

Entered at the Brunswick, Ca, post
onlce as second class mail matter
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1904-09-13

Do you want position, house
a servant? Have you lost anything
Do you want to rent q room Or have
you a room or house to rcnt2 # SO
put an ad in The News cheap column.
FOh NEMT.
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1904-09-13
WOOD

PINE sc
MIXED soc.
OAK $500.
T. J. kENNER,
Phone IA.
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oFFIcIAN oRGAH CT
The county Of Giynn
Glynn county commissioners.
The United states court Of bank
ruptcy for this district.
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SUBSCRIPTION RATES:

Terms Of subscription in the oity
ard by mail free Of charge to al parts
Of the United States and Canada, Mex.
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lands and Hawaiian Islands.
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that we may not
forget, and we are
ever careful that
our customers dol
lars and dimes re.
ceive their full val
uo.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-03-08
NAUGATUCK NUGGETS.

Rain Caused Damage in Many Streets
 and Cellars Yesterday.
 The Daughters of Isabella will meet tonight at S:30 o'clock. Ojeda counz cil, K. of O., will also meet in Pythian hall this evening at 7:30.
 Judge of Probate Hungerford pre- sided over the probate court in Wa terbury this morning.
 The heavy rain of yesterday caused considerable damage about town. Gel lars were flooded and the merchants whose places are situated near the Naugatuck river suffered heavy dam ages The river was the highest last night 1t has been in some time. In Union City, at the corner of Bridge and Spring streets, the c@-tch basin filled up, causing the water to flow over the street to depth of almost a foot.
 H. F. Ma1pass and Fred Kirke are spending a short vacation in New York state.
 There will be Lenten devotions at St Francis's church tomorrow evening at 7:3O. The sermon will be preached by the Rev Father Mccarthy of St Thomas's seminary of Hartford. The trolley cars were unable to make a through trip to Naugatuck yes terday on account of the water which flowed over the tracks to depth of several inches
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-03-08

IS the sprite of high comedy, and in the first two acts plays to a ripping laughter from the audience. In the second act she executes a Spanish dance. which, 1t is said, is done with captivating grace and refinement. In the third the role becomes more emo tional, and when at the end Sebas- tianio, the matador, having in despair bid her farewell and gone, she lays bare her passion and pain in So realis- tic and intense manner that 1t is diffi- cult to realize, so it is said, that it is not an. actual happening in everyday life. Tn this act. report has it, Miss Adams rises to the highest altitude of genuine dramatic emotion seldom if ever equalled by any other woman in the stage. Mir Frohman presents her with the original cast and production of the Empire theater run, the com pany including such noted players as Henry Ainley, c. Harrison Hunter, Edgar Selwyn, Joseph Francoeur, Francis Byrne, George Irving, Charles Pitt, Richard Pitman, Joseph Kauff- man, Harry blackstone, Mrs w G. Jones, Catherine Proctor and Florence Gelbart Prices are 50 cents, $1, $1.5O and $2. the gallery being open to la dies. There will be positively no free list
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-03-08
THE THEATERS

There's Waterbury. and it's funny. A fellow just slipped on Bank street and refused to sue the city. You can see all over the world from here. There is New York. There goes Dr John Mcdonald, the man who built the sub way and performed the operation for appendicitis on the town. There goes Morgan on his way out to the barn. He Is going out to water his stock
 There is the City hall in Waterbury. can see the poor grocery store in the cellar I don't see Tom McMahon, though. We'll. wouldn't have be- lieved it.' Here are some wireless messages. One from the board of health: T. have asked Dr Kilmartin if vaccinating the school children is a great many. Who is this putting in on this line? My old friend Wooster of the board of education. He thinks vaccination is skin game. Hello, there is Chief Egan. Inc chief Is hit ting the pipe again. The chief has asked the board for $5,00O patrol wagon, and the board says Sure, Mike Hello. there goes Mayor Elton. What funny lot of tin man can get out of the brass business. I will have to talk with tie mayor. Central, give me the mayor. Hello is this you, Mayor Elton? Say, John, this is Lew. Tell me, John, what became of your judges down at the City hall? He says, You can search me- Say, John.
 how big was that piece that fell off the City hall to-day? Say, oohn, tell me, I understand the. Cooke street res
 ervoir is idle now. Do you mind if Paddy Mack goes In swimming 1" Dockstader made hit also in nis songs, particularly the one entitled "He May Get Over It, But He'll Never Look the Same" When he touched on the dropping of the policemen and other work of the present administra- ton he seemed to have struck a popu- lar chord Mayor Elton was present and seemed to enjoy the performance.