The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1904-09-01
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Liar-l fosIa q IA the bread yea.
tsrakY ,tNt WAS mistake, wksb't ~
BAlet Boz Yes, mum !, had oughter ave
bsea psi lpisr the bus.
Hard came ever tonight TO study With
noe explained Dorothy. Atd did you do
mach stgayipai Well, We would have II
there haih'i been 80 much TO talk about.
Betty Maud s. engaged Well, !
an sorry iof The man She doesnl know
tle ant ,hIng about ksepin2 house. Bes-
ss-O1. ye,, she does Bstty-l'd like 10
snos nhsti B,s,lo-Tbe 1fli ihi0g Is 10
got mas to keep house for
Mrs.. Crswfooi--l'm glad we taught
oar boy Hiram Fever 10 loaf around col
nsrs. Mr.. CfAwfo0t-Got smother object
lesson, MAriai Mrs, Cfswfoo, Yes. The
psper says young man lost fortune on
corner 10 Wall street.
Paris WAS counting Helen Of Troy.
You are worth your weight 10 gold, he
said. suppose, said Helen, with one Of
her most captivating smiles, "you mean
Troy weight" Which was considered q
clever couce, IN those days
Hicks I've got to borrow 500 some.
where. Wlcks-fake my advice and Dor.
row $500 while you are about II. But [
need only $500. Tbs. doesn't make any
difference. Borrow $500 and pay back 800
Of II In two instruments a. intervals OF
moulh or so. Then the man that you bor-
row from viii thiak that he Is soing to get
thu rest Of Il.
II wonder II Old Hiram Skyunynt's rela.
tivss will appreciate that, mu'ed the cour-
try editor. They'd ough,er, replied his
assistant; Il certainly WAS good obituary
you wrote Of him. No, but the head,
wrote 1t mot Dead, but Gone Is fore" aud
ia " Below" 10 the paper.
Have you named the baby Yass, In.
d,oI, answered the colored woman. 1--WE
dose named bim Roosevelt Parker Simpson.
Aftah while We kin change dc Roosevelt
70 'RaEtus' or de Parker to Primrose,
'eordlpg to how de lection goes"
Capt. Kidd has lust lowered chest Of
treasure lnto the sea, after carefully chart
iag the spot. suppose, he unused, as be
watched the bubbles rise aud Hoat upon
the water, ] suppose that one Of those cor.
porAiion plrstes would call that my sinking |
fund, 1hose who heard him aftcrward
claimed that the captain was one OF the
pioleers 10 the wstered capital game.
Ills first-Jenklns- the way, Jones
hos old 10 that baby OF yoursY Jones
,psomptly) -one yea, two months ard
. ghtdays. His S,xth-Jones-By the way.
.,enkins, how old Is ths, youngest baby OF
,o4rs. Jenkins-oh hanged II ] know. A
ear or two. Ask my wife.
Upon what meat doth this our Caeser
ed, demanded Casslus, tina, he 10 grown
% grcstf You know well enough, tullenly
esponded Brulus, that he hasn't had any
hil to eat but girls ard fruit sincs the
% 4 strike began. Toe crowd, however,
a with Bru.us. II looked ~ II Cassius
were trying TO rub 1t Ia.
Mrs. BroEn-I was do sn,osn yester-
Gay, diin't know bat m Oh, meet you.
eirs. Green Il was down town, too, and
) N awialla sorrs din't zee you. Little
Tommy Gfeene-Ma, don't you remember
wc saw Mrs. Browns dog and you said
"Come, let's hurry away from here. That
old cat must be Somewhere near" What
aid cat did you mean, mst
lis this alliiemsuded the custom house
Inspector as he finished up Bnks trunks.
Well no, said BInss. | got new wife
over In Paris. That little woman over
there with the piak checks Is she. All right,
said the inspector. We'll have her apprais-
ed. She looks Ike wort OF art.
Take back your iiIg. said the fair but
fieklo maid; cannot marry you. You love
smother qucfied the young man 10 the
case, who happened to be street car con-
ducior. Yes, she shssered, love your
brother Oh, he n lined, that being The
case IN give you a transfer.
- You have been hghtlpg agsn, Tommy
! eoulda't helpii, msmma. That Staple.
ford boy fsssed me. Tha. was no rsaion
for hghiing. lou should have remembered
,hAs . soft ansgcr Iuraeth away wrath,
AID givsd him soft sasser. Il did; Bit
hlm with chuuk o. mud /,
Meyer wonder why cats that DIS
turb our mldaisht SAUNDERS slsays have
such high soieett Oyer Prob.bly hscaute
they are nqaentiy pitched or roof.
Householder Did the master plant or
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