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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-07-22
"PENNY" GOSSIP.

Denver has reduced the price OF admis.
sion to the grandsiand.
II ia up to Mr.. Titus to duplicate Squire
Tozer's performance this afternoon,
Bruyctte's famous one-handed stops
were on tap yesterday Afternoon When
Salt Lakes shortstop does unimber he
has all the rest Of the shorts Ia the league
outClassed
Willie Hogg famed Demat, Tozer and
Muller IN the second yesterday but he
did not look any more cheerful than when
Weed plugged him for three sacks Willie
Is good loser, and recognizes the fact
that everybody has his OF days.
stats" Davis continues TO give gener.
try conclusions at the Salt Palace tonight
pire as he did a first bascmon
N, C. Hopper ana Frank HOFFMAN will
try conclusion at the Salt Palace tonight
paced by motors.
Ogden proposes TO have saucer track
also and give onoe-a-week meets
There will be some Interesting harness
races on the Weber county fair grounds
at Ogden on Monday
The Salt Lake golf team. which Ia to
try conclusions with Butte next week, Is
practising assidiously at the Country club
every afternoon despite the hot weather
A scat beside The saucer at the Salt
Palace tonight viii be about the coolest
place IN town Another miss and out
lap race for amateurs will be one OF the
features.
There Will be Ave events at Calder's
park on Monday. There will be three
harness and two running races.
Pitcher Drinkwater OF the spokancs
has been given his release. An order To
cut the team down to u men is assigned
as the reason.
Walter Wilmot will not accompany the
Butte team here next week He Is home
arranging for a Wild west show and a
balloon ascension The same attractions
win be features at Walkers park here
4 Is TO be hoped under the auspices OF
the Salt Lake team.
A dispatch from San Franels.
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81 Louis, Il Ihllduclpnlui l.
Cincinnati. July. 2i.--The Cincnratis
and Bostons split even In a double-head-
err A wild throw by Dechanty, together
with two hits, gave the locals victory
over Willis in the first game. Attend
ance, 400. Score:
First game Il. H. p
Boston 800 . .....,.,.,O00 90 0l0-l
Battcries--Kellum and sche; Willis
and Moran. Two base hits-kelley, Wood
run. Three base hits-Carney, seymour
Bases on balls-On Kellum, 4; OF Willis,
q Struck out--By Kehum, 4; by willie,
Z. Umpires-Moran and Carpenter
Second game Il. II. y
Boston go. .. .,.,..,.O0 0J2 O2l4
Batteries Hahn and PETE; Fisher and
Needham Three base hlts-Keey Ten
ney Woodruff, Noedham, Bases ON balls
ON Fisher, T. Struck out-By Hahn, 3;
by Fisher l. umpires-Moran and car
penter,
St. Louis, July a--Philadelphia won
the opening game Of the series here 10,
day. Sparks pitched a fine game and
kept ST. Louis down 20 four hits Attend
ance, $500 Score:
st. Louis ,..".., .,.,"cl 600 0o-l
Philadelphia 400 ., DOB 90 0l0-4 s 3
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. anu hlduyi SphThH
and Roth. Two base hit--Gleason. Bases
on balls-Of Nichols, /; OH Sparks, l.
Struck out-By Nichols, 8, by Sparks, 8.
Umpire-Johnstone
Chicago July 2--Chicago gave the
leaders today's game 10y stupid base rum
ming, three OF the locals being caught
when II seemed that they had almost n
certainty Of scoring McGinnty was
pounded hard and gave way to Matthew
son In the sixth. Attendance, LOO. Score;
r. II. IL.
Chicago ..,.. e. E, 100 020 0lO-S u
New York q, see. 1903 900 l00i . 1
Batteries--Weimor and Killing; McGnnl-
ty. Matthewson and Bowerman Two base
hits--McGann, Dahlen. Home run
Chance. Struck out--By Weimer. 2; by
Matthewson, l. Base on balls-Oh Weim-
er, 4, Umpires-o'Day and Emslle,
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Of the game, while the players on both
sides spent a great deal of the time I'm
kicking generally. Aside from the mutiny
on the part OF all hands there was Moth
ing particularly interesting attached 90
the game which went TO Butte on the
score Of AZ. The brief story Is sub
joined
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EXTENSIVE TRAVELLERS

Always 60 one route, returning an
other, When you go east ask for tick.
cts either going or returning via Colo
RADIO Midland, See all the Rockies
without additional cost. Through stan.
dard snd tourist sleepers.
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IDAHO EXCURSION
Saturday, July 23rd,

Via oregon short Line See agents
for full particulars regarding rates,
limits, etc, Idaho streams are noted
for their fine fishing, and now is the
time to go,
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Horse Races.
AT ST. LOUIS.

St. Louis, July a. Fair Grounds sum.
mary First race, i've and q half furlongs,
selling My Eleanor won Neberhelds sec
ond, Hersan third. Time-l;l2l5
Second race SIX furlongsi seiling-Tck-
Shoes third. Time-l lSA
Third race five furlongs, purse-Red
Leaf won, Darthula second, LINDA third.
Time-l;02ik.
Fourth race mile and an eighth, hand-
cap-Jack Young won, Boaster second,
Falkland third. Time-l:5s
fitth race. mile purse-Flrst Mason
won Bias Dor second, Miss Mae Day
third. Time-1Hh,
Sixth race, mile and twenty yards SELL
ing-Pourquoin Pas won, Miss Betty sec
ond. Kings Charm third Time-l;bA.
BRIGHTON BEACH SUMMARY.
New York. July 2i.-Summary;
First race. selling, six furlongs-Trama-
tor won, Consuelo IL second. Vilady third.
Time--l:2ilz
Second race, steeplechase, about two
miles-Back Death won. Dock Robin Sec
ond Royelle third. Tlme-4;32.
Third race mile and sixteenth-Grand
Opera won won sexton second Pentatauer
Fourth race, the July stakes selling,
mile and a sixteenth-Monster won, Bob
adi second, Sheriff Bell third. Time-1 4G
Fifth race, handicap. six furlongs-Hu-
L
third. Time-l:l3 is.
Sixth race, six furlongs-Drapple Gold
Won, Buckley A second, Eagle third
Time-l:ii.
AT HAWTHORNE.
Chicago, July 2l,-Hawthorne sum
First race, mIle-Royalty won. Olymp-
Ian second Hayiland third Time-f42
second race, seven furlongs-Dalvay
won, Mai. T. Carson second, Dell Leach
third, Tlme-l;2S 3-5
Third race five and a half furlongs
Juvenile stake -- Cigar Lighter won
Michael Byrne second, Cutter third
Fourth race mile and an e!ghth-Port
third Time-l;54 is,
Fifth race, mile and slxteenth-Leila
won, Celebration second, Exclamation
third Time-ll7 3-5.
Sixth race mile and a slxteenth-Gold
Mineral won, Potrogrande second Great
Eastern third Time-l:i9 1-5
RACES AT MEADOWS.
Seattle, Wash July 2l,-Results at
First race. I'VE furlongs, selling -Eldred
won, karabel second, wilma third. Time
-l:0l
Second race, four furlongs. sclling-Ru.
biana won, Steel Wire second, Melar
third Time-,59
Third race, six furlongs sellng-Tom
Hawk Won Charley Schwelzer second,
Resigned third Time-llp3.
Fourth race, mile and a half, selling
Mordente won Tim second, Prostolus
third. Time-2:SjA
Firth race five furlongs, selling
Prestlike won Step Around second, Az.
mes Mack third Time--i0l.
sixth race, one mile, selling-pastmas-
ger won. Pat Morrissey second, Canejo
third. Time--l:il
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SPOKANE.
SCORE BY INNINGS;


Earned runs-spokane, 3; Salt Lake. G
Two Dase hlts-Ferrls. Hansen, Bruyette,
hoWlett, Delmas, Hannivan, Frary. Three
ppase hlts-Weed, 2; Murdoch Bases on
pTs.llls-Muller 2, Clark, Ferris, Holland
ma as struck oqt,-Brary, Hogg, 2; Del.
iialsen, Murdoch. Left ON bases sno'
bHane IL Salt Lake .. hit by pitcher
hoehenneld, Stanley Holland. stolen
hGhs,tess-Stanley Gimlin. Sacrifice hits
tHnunrdoek 2, Clark, First on errors-spo-
Aa'' j salt Lake, 2, Umpire.-Dayis,
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pACIFIC COAsT LEAGrE-

Portland, Or, July a-rhe game
Portland, Or, july 2L-The game
10 sensational conclusion when after
playing a losing game for eight innings,
Tacoma found Hastings In the ninth and
pounded MIN out of the box. berg who
replaced him was unable TO get into form
IN season to stop the run-gettlng. ST
Nrain was by no means at his best and
the fielding Of the Tacoma team was
ragged In places Campbell Portland's
tnlid Dhseman, was injured In the sixth
aand steelman finished the game for him.
Shea took Steelmans place behind the
bat Attendance, 700, Score:
n. R.H.E
Portland .. g.. .. 100 0Ol 300 2
Tacoma go" e. 1000 90 OOj-5 10
batteries Hastings, lberg and Steel
man Shea, 81. Nrain and Graham. UNI
plles-OConnell and Mcdonald
San Francisco, July 2l-.In the sec
ond and eighth innings today Seattle
landed heavily upon the curves of Hon
kins ana batted In a big-sized margin.
oakland could not gather enough hits in
any period TO even furnish a suspicion OF
oVerlaking the northerners.
Seattle ",. .. =. ... $3.50 900 O8oIS = Il T.
oakland ,.,, &, ,..,lO0 0Ol 000-2
Batterles-W Williams and Nelson; Hop
kins and Bryne,
Los Angeles. July 2l-The locals
We're disgracefully beaten, notwlthstand-
ing nine hits, three OF which were in one
inning. Poor base running was partiv re-
spohslble for the shut out. Score
Los Angeles go, -. 900 900 Ocro q II
san Francisco .. ., 900 OIL 0l0-3
, Batteries-Gray and Spies; Knen ana
Gorton. Umpire-Brown
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NO MORE DANDRuFF.
,Iitw ssn Herpielde Destroys the Pes.
'"'rous Cause OF Annoyino DandruH

'"'r0u' Cause Of Annoying psndruif.
does your head itch? Ia your coat ~
.ess tull OF white flakes after dressi,,a.
tUur halrY That's the effect Of dans
ss S,, Is your hair thinning? Are Won
, oS nig to get bald in spots? Are
,eia SSready, In fact, rapidly becoming
nees,,. II so, that Is the effect Of 2
II iS, ny little parasite that burrows in
No "" s ,oot or the hair. and throws m
laly 'oe'p IN dandrpff and eats on the
loyerv we root Sciences latest dIs-
nus rer,e destroyer OF that pustlfer-
NO otho mat destroyer Is contained
Iut liner hair preparation on eerth
M, ,N,.ew65ro's Herpicide' TRY II ana ndr NV
y, v" need, A delightful dressiny" "s so IA
Ia Fading druggists. send ioc V ~
~ Ps tor sample to The Hornic,da
sDetroit, Mich. Y. c. NJ prue
Nsehla' 20
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BUTTE.
Alb r. II Pc AE
SCORE BY INNINGS.
SUMMARY

Left on bases-Bolse, 6; Butte, TO-
Sacrifice Hanson Rabbit, SHAFT
fer First base ON errors Boise, 2; Butte,
4. two base hits-Hans0n, Bandein Three
Swindells, MclIale Double plays-Runkle
to Shaifor 2; O'Connell to Marshall
Bases on bals-Off Starkell, q off Sporer
g. hit by pitcher Elsey. Struck out-By
1850. Umplre-Ward. Attendance-lVJ.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-07-22

What SchiIling's Best does
for a family; saves all care
about
tea hnkng powder spice,
coffee Gsyedns extracts soda
and settles those questions
once for all,
AT Jour gioesr's; moreybaeI
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PROVO CANYON
AND RETURN, S2.OO
Saturday, July 23rd.

Via d. G Y, G. r. r. Tickets good
TO return July 25 Fine fishing. Splen.
DID family resort at Upper Falls. Trout
ard chicken dinners.
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HALF RATES
PIONEER DAY.

Between all points on S. p. l.. A. &
S. l.. II. r. Tickets on sale July 23rd,
oath and 25th, Good returning July
26th See Agents.
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LIFE or A PIONEER.

Autobiography OF Capt. James 8.
Brown. $50 pages bound in cloth. Price,
$500; for sale al Deseret News Book
Store. Salt Lake City, Utah.
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EXCURSION RATES
via Oregon Short linz,

81. Louis and return ...,..,.....,Si25O
chicago ana return ,,.,.,.,.,..,341 80
Chicago and return VIA St Louis, 30 90
81, Louis and return via Chicago, so 90
Through Pullman sleeper every day
via the Union Pacific and Wabash
lines.
Limit 60 days. Transit limit ten days
in each direction.
Tickets on sale TuC..ays and Fri
days each week Stop overs allowed
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-07-22
YEsTERpAY,s GAMEs.

Chicago, 3; New York,
pittsburg- Brooklyn game postponed
rain.
Cincinnati ?; Boston, /; first game Gin
cnnati. .. Boston, 4. second game,
81. Louis, 1; Philadelphia, 4.
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OUTING EXCURSION
July 23rd.

Via oregon Short Line. Greatly re-
duced rates and liberal limits will be
made to principal northern Utah and
Idaho points. An excellent opportunity
FOR fishing vacation during the hot
days. See agents for full particulars.
SALT LAKE TURF EXCHANGE,
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MUSIC TEACHERS.

MUSIC TEACHERS.
All who desire TO consult the list
OF the representative professors and
music teachers Of Salt Lake should
read the Musicians Directory" In
the Saturday News"
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LEGAL BLANKS, n full supply. ali
the latest forms at the Deseret News
Book store.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-07-22

Des Molnes la July 2l.-In a game
IN which each team stood TO win Des
Molnes defeated Omaha by more timely
hitting. Score;
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AMERICAN ASSOCIATION.

AMERICAN ASSOCIATION.
At Kansas City--Kansas Charlottesville
game postponed rain
At st, Paul-St Paul, 4, indianapolis, 6.
At Minneap ols-Minncapol 2; Toledo,
AT Observation-Disclosures. 2; Columbus,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-07-22

Yesterdays GAMES.
calf Lake, 10; Spokane, D.
Bolse, 2; Butte, 4.
TODAY's GAMES
Butte ut Boise, -
SPOKANE at Salt Lake
ToDAY'S BATTERIEs. 49,
SPOKANE.
Damman and Stanley. $40
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-07-22

co to the Chicago Tribune today
says that directors Of the San Francisco
Jockey club and Pacific Coast club have
filed certificates with the county clerk
showing that the capital stock of the San
Francisco club was reduced TO Sl.O0l and
% the Pacific Coast club to Sl2lO. Both
clubs are now merged with the New Cal
ifOrnla Jockey club
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mad Clark Administered Ginger
prescription at Walkers Yes
terday All Right,
We COT 10, SPOKANE HALF.
e,,yy Hitting and Star Fielding We're
The Features-It Was
Good Game.
p.c1r1c NATIONAL LEAGUE.

STANDING OF THE CLUBS.
Pld, w. l.. PC,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-07-22

Pitcher Drinkwater OF the Spokanos
has been given his release An order 10
cut the team down to - men is assigned
as the reason.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-07-22

There Will be Ave events at Calders
park on Monday. There win be three
harness and two running races.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-07-22

Des Moines 80, u.OiO OO2 OO2-5 &
Omahn eco, % " u,.0O3 900 Ol0-l 10 2
batterles- Cushman and Towne; Pfes-
ter and Gondlng
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IN THE BIG EEAGUES.
NATIONAL LEAGUE.

STANDING or THE CLUBS,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-07-22

Willie Hogg famed Delmas, Tozer and
Muller In the second yesterday, but he
did not look any more cheerful than when
Weed plugged him for three sacks. Willie
Is n good loser and recognizes the fact
that everybody has his OF days
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-07-22

Bruyotte's famous one-handod stops
were on tap yesterday Afternoon when
Salt Lakes shortstop does unlimber he
has all the rest OF the shorts In the league
OutClasscd
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-07-22

Ogden proposes 20 have a saucer track
also and give once-a-week meets
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-07-22

Now comes Jack clifford with chal.
lenge TO fight the winner OF the Fltz-
gerald-Gardner bout at Butte tonight Did
not somebody say that Clifford had ault
the lighting game?
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-07-22

Denver has reduced the price OF admls.
sion to the grandstand.
II is up to Mr.. Titus 10 duplicate Squire
TOzers performance this afternoon.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-07-22

There will be some interesting harness
races on the Weber county fair grounds
at Ogden on Monday.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-07-22

"Slats" Davis continues 10 give gener.
try conclusions at the Salt Palace tonight
plre as he did a first bascman.
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A dispatch from San Francis.
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WESTERN LEAGUE.

Colorado Springs Colo, July a.
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The Salt Lake golf team. which In to
try conclusions with Butte next week Is
practising assidiously at the Country club
every afternoon despite the hot weather
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-07-22

scat beside The saucer at the Salt
Palace tonight viii be about the coolest
place IN town. Another miss and out
lap race for amateurs viii be one OF the
features.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-07-22

N, C.. Hopper ana Frank Hoffman will
try conclusion at the Salt Palace tonight
paced by motors.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1904-03-18
THE LAND OF GRAVES.
Ancient EGyptianss Believed I'm Com
slant Reminders of Death.


slant Reminders of Death.
| To the Egyptian death was but the
| beginning of a career Of adventures
and experiences compared with which
the most vivid emotions of this life
were tame. He lived with the fear Of
death before his eyes. Everything
around him reminded him of that
dreadful Initiation into the mysteries
of the tremendous after life for which
his present existence was but q
preparation. His cemeteries were not
hidden away in remote suburbs; his
dead were not covered with mere
grassy mounds or a slab of stone. The
whole land was his graveyard; it's
whole art was of the mortuary. Are
there no graves in Egypt that thou
has brought us into the wilderness to
dep asked the Israelites in derision.
and we may believe that Moses wine
ed at the sarcasm. Dds 2lega "a
Egypt is the land of graves, and the
whole energy of the people, that could
be spared from keeping life together,
was devoted to death. The mightiest
tombs in the worid-the pyramids
were raised upon the deaths Of multi
tudes of toiling slaves. The hills were
honeycombed passages and galleries,
chambers, pits, all painfully excavated
in honor of the illustrious dead. and
sculptured and painted with elaborate
skill to make them fit habitations for
his ghost. ,.,,y,, IA ~. ,e.5,s.., ..t..
Wherever he looked the Egyptian
beheld preparations for the great turn
ing point of existence. The mason
was sQuaring blocks for the tomb
chamber; the potter nodded images
OF the gods, or Bowls and Jars, to be
placed in the grave for the protection
or refreshment. Of the. Ka.. exhausted
with the ordeals of the under world;
the sculptor and painter were at work,
upon the walls Of the funeral cham,
Der, illustrating the scenes through
which the ghost was to pass, or de-
plotting the industrious life of the de-
parted Alt foi y110hg 9Ys9l 9idBda
The very temples which cluster along
the levels beside the Nile were. In
sense, but vestibules to the, tombs In
the hills behind. The sacred lake. now
the weedy. picturesque haunt OF water
fowl, was then the scene of solemn
ferryings of the dead. The temple
walls were covered with the terrOrs
Of the judgment to come. The, houses
of the living, indeed, were built of per
ishing mud, but the homes Of the dead
and the shrines where duplication
was made to the gods who ruled their
fate were made to last forever. On
these all the strength, the science and
the artistic skill of the ancient Egyp-
tians were cheerfully lavished.-Sat-
urday Review. sg8 at 4are.F -
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1904-03-18

do you know the surest indication
Of old age" said physician the other
day. "The surest indications in man."
he continued, "are a moist eye, dry
palm and shrinking of the calf Of the
leg. All the indications are due to
some action of the nerves consequent
upon advancing years. In the matter
OF the eye the fifth section is interfered
with, and it is this that causes a flow
Of water. The dryness of the palms is
caused by san interference with the
functions OF the body, also due to the
action Of the nerves, and the shrinkage
Of the LEI, follows from similar causes.
''In old age, too, you notice some men
become more corpulent than in the ear
ly portion OF their Hives! With drinking
men the change is often produced by
the quantity Of saccharin which they
commune with their drinks, and with
those who do not drink 1t follows from
other physiological changes. With wo-
men the dimness Of the eye does not
come SO soon as 1t does in men,
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1904-03-18

A dozen hurried street car men, with
ten minutes in which to eat, got the
lunch man somewhat ratified. No. 2269
thrust his carroty face over the counter
and yelled for an egg sandwich.
You're too slow, son." he said. BE
swift. Be New Yorker"
Don't hurry me- said the other, 'or
I'll go back to Philadelphia"
When all had been served and had
stamped out to the street, the lunch
man remarked to silent observer:
did you notice the red fellow that
jollied me? He's scholar. a bright
chap. Studied at Oxford, England
81 think, then, he might do better
than cry Fares, pleasen and pull a bell
rope
You'd think So" said the other
And the same applies to me. Look at
this" He produced the year book of a
southern college and pointed to his
name on the roll of graduates. You
will hardly believe it, but I'm a gradu-
ate in law of this university, l don't
like the business I'm in now Force OF
circumstances, you know."-New York
Press ti
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1904-03-18
THE EXPERT BUTCHER.

" n 4 m ~ ~TIIKIF NM
One OF His Accomplishments the
Ability to Cut on the Rishf "eAsnt.
1t is his business. q course. an0 n ~
becomes expert TAT IT. as any man
might IN. any. work. but the customer
who pays any attention to It at an Is
sure to be interested nevertheless IN
the accuracy. with which the p t,uuciler
cuts off just the required amount OF
meat Whether 1t Is two POUNDS OF
steak. or four pounds OF chops or SIX
pounds of corned beef. it's all tne same
to him. He cuts without long dweiiing
upon where to set the kniIes- ne
slices away sort or casualllKe anu
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1904-03-18
Too Hot to n4tingui.h.

A well known Mississippi farmer
will have cause TO remember his recent
visit to Memphis, He stopped in web
known cafe. and among other things
ordered a sirloin steak. A bottle Of Ia
basco sauce was on the table. and mis-
taking 1t for catchup he spread 1t quite
lavishly on the steak and settled down
to enjoy the meal He, cut off a big
piece, but no sooner had II struck his
mouth than be began to feel like his
tongue was on fire. He twisted and
turned, and soon had the eyes Of every
one in the dining hall fastened on him.
The more he twisted and screwed his
face the hotter the steak In his mouth
got. He didn't know what was the
matter. He could stand 1t no longer
and reaching up his hand he jerked out
the burning bite, threw It on the floor
and in a very dramatic way exclaimed,
"Now.,o hang you. blazer-Memphis
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