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The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-12-14
When women kiss each other it
is merely an illustration of the
natural wastefulness of the sex.
OnicIx Arrest

]. A. Gulledge of Nerbena. Ala ],
was twice in the hospital from a
severe case of piles causing "a
tumors. After doctors and all RENE
dies failed, Bucklen's Arnica Salve
quickly arrested further infiammas
ton and cured him. 1t conquer.
aches and kills pain. 25c. at g. W.
Nj. Hoof Druggist.
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WANTED-AIEN in this county and
adjoining counties to REPRESENT adj
vertise and attribute samples for an
old established house + solid finan-
cial standing. Salary $3.50 per day.
with Expenses advanced each Mon.
and buggy furnished when necessary;
permanent position. Address Blew
Bros, Il CO., Dept G, Monon Bldg,
Chicago, IN. nov 23-6t
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DOMESTIC Tronbles.

Il is exceptional to find a family
where there are no domestic rup-
lures occasionally, bnt these can
be iessened by having DIR Kings
New Life Pills around. Muoh
trouble they save by their great
work in the stomach and liver
troubles. They not only relieve
you, but cure. 25c, at Hooff's drug
store.
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she Never ForEot the Loaf Five.

An Atchison man lost So in making
change and when he went home told
his wife about 1t. This happened six
years ago. and she has never forgotten
II, often telling him what luxuries
they could afford II he hadn't lost the
money. Last week their son dropped
5000 in a poor Investment Don't
say word to him about it, she said
TO her husband. Poor boy, he feels
bad enough as 1t is.''-Atchison Globe
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al afmhIeton RerfrnI

Il can remember when the name of
Glmbleton was power in the land"
$50 can /. Why should you recall
s him?"
TBecause he win soon be more ia.
10us than ever"
"ImpossibleF
mo. indeed. His son Is to be the
sfullback on his college football team.
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
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! DIR O J Bishop of Agnew Mich,
says, 81 have used FoIeyss II onev and
lar in three very severe cases of
pneumonia with good results in every
case" Refuse substitutes. At Van
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@. aney, of Geneva, o., had the
piles for 40 years. Doctors and dollars
could do him no lasting good. De Wits
Witch hazel Salve cured him perma-
nently. Invaluable for cuts, burns,
bruises, sprains, decorations, eczema,
letter, salt rheum, and all other skin
diseases. Look for the name Dewitt ON
the .package-all others are cheap,
worthless counterfeiis. Sold by Hooff.
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Pe-s... AItrn,.,.

Charles Kingsley was once talking
OF his wife to the mother OF Canon Tet-
ley OF Bristol cathedral.
sshe IS the sweetest, kindest heart
ed woman in the world" he said enthu-
siastically- why. Mrs. Tetley, II my
wife were going to be executed her
first anxiety would be that any one
who wished to see it might get good
DIace.s
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Get Ready for One Legi.lature.

1t will be Legislative time before
you know it and in order to keep
yourself posted on what our State
Solons will do you shonld sub
scribe for the Daily or Semi. Week
ly Mail The Mail is large eight
page paper and is full of news every
issue. The price of the Daily
Mail is 40 cents a month. The
Semi Weekly 1.-TWO issues per
weekly is 81 90 per year or 25 cents
for three month. Send in your
orders early. Address the Mail
Charleston. W. Va. We will take
two cent stamps for small amounts.
MAIL PUBLISHING Co.
TTm~ ,,i IN 11S,iP sS1i,G
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-12-14

Judge" walled the prisoner, cant
you give mes little time to think this
thing overT"
Certainly" replied the magistrate.
"six months. Philadelphia Record.
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Snappish UncIe-No. George; I'll not
not help you with solitary cent. You
must paddle your own canoe. Despair
Ing Nephew-But what with, uncle?
Snappish Uncle-A skull. just as did
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One good turn may deserve sn-
other but this doesn't result in per-
pstual motion.
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J..t CompIaant.

Borroughs-I don't see why he
wouldn't lend me the 50 l wanted
Newitt-No. He certainly couldn't ask
for a more permanent investment. :
Exchange.
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Oae is apt to make fool of him
self acting smart.

ives are terrible torment to the
little felix's. and to some older ones.
Easilycured. Doan's Ointment never
fails. Instant relief, permanent cure.
AT any drug store, 90 cts.
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There can be no economy. from
woman's point of view. without
hash for breakfast once in while,
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-12-14

Have you ever noticed what a
lot of second-class people travel
first GLASS?
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-12-14

Some men are too busy to make
friends, and others are. too lazy to
make enemies.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-12-14

1t is well to look on the bright
side; but it is better to have look
at both sides
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-12-14

Most men seem to think they
might become fnanciers if they
only had a chance to handle other
peoples money.
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Hasn't young Binks become sudden
~ religious? see him at church every
Sunday now"
Yes. Hes wearing his first silk
hat. Chicago Post
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The football fatalities of 1904 up
to date number l3 deaths and 296.
injuries. most of them serious.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-12-14

If you would have your affeo.
ton reciprocated. get stuck on
yourself.
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- "a sEOR MA
' 6: : = a :, Z; z 3 e

A man who is unable to stand
his grocer off for a month loses
faith in his financial ability when.
he finds his neighbor has failed for
100000
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You often hear of women being
speechless with rage. but you
never see one
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-12-14

A man must not only mold his
own character; he q. ust employ q
watchman to guard it
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AN sunshine makes the desert-Arab-
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Notice to Tresspassers.

XXTE the undersigned do hereby notify all
Wv persons not to hunt, trap or trespass
upon any OF our land in clendenin or Ham
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-12-14

frequently girls good looks
are responsible for her lack of
good manners.
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o. r. STRIBLING,
NANCY MCNEILL,
SALLIE COLW ELL,
HAIRY PRINCE,
MARIA MCCULLOUGH,
GEO. WALLIS.
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Violent Attack of Diarrhoea
Cured by Chamberlain's
Collie, Cholera and Diarrh
0ea Remedy and Per.
hans N Life saved

"a short time ago 1 was taken
with a violent attack of diarrhoea
and l would have died if had not
gotten relief" says John j Patton,
a leading Citizen of Patton. Ala.
"A friend recommended Chamber
lain's Colo. Cholera and Diarrhoea
Remedy. / bought twenty five
cent bottle and after taking three
doses of it was entirely cured.
consider it the best remedy in the
world for bowel complaints For
sale by g. w M Hooff.
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Horse Shooting
And General Smithing

Attention horsemen. eyes right;
We have shoes heavy, medium and
light.
Call and see us when You are in town
We are shooting horses of fame and
renoun.
Atthe Little Brick Shop
NJ II. M0RIARTY.
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just ask any OF tie LOIS a
they viii tell youehat I {
place 10 get the Best Wins.
kieS Is ar Homer Sm;4h,

Drop IN when IN town and look over
our stock aud sample our goods. Be
low we quote you prices in SOME of
our many brands. - =,
One of o,tr specfalties ROYAL Pva
one case OF four quarts. :, ice q "a
other brands. prices as follows: 49,;
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nov.9
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1904-05-07
SOMETHING ABOUT FISH
Commissioner Geo. N. Bowers
Makes His Annual Report
POTOMAC RIVER IS POLLUTED
Refuse From Gas House Causing Havoc
Among the FianY- Undressing Facts
Of the Fishing Industry.

Fish Commissioner George M. Bow
ers has comnleted his annual report of
the work done BIZ his bureau for the
fiscal year ended June 80, 1908. This
is the last report that will be made
by the fish commission, as seperate
institution, rs that branch OF the gov
eminent service is now under the d.
rection OF the department. of commerce
and labor. Mr.. Bowers saws the num-
Der of pefs ,ns directly engaged in the
fishing industry is about 2l3, 900. Of
whom 155, 600 are fisherman and So,
600 are shoreman and employessof fish
ling and fish-curing establishments.
The aggregate capital invested is
about S76, $50. 900, of which $is, $50. 600
represent vessels, 81, $50, 600 boats,
So, 220, 200 apparatus of captureI and
the remainder shore and accessory
property and cash capital, The value
of the catch at first hands is $40, SS2, i
900, of which the ocean and coast
fisheries represents IA. 964, 900 aud the
great lakes and other interior fisheries
81, 9lS, 900.
A table shows tho number of eggs,
fry, yearlings. and adults of each OF
the more important species distributed
by the commission duriug the 33 years
Of it's existence.
The aggregate output is seen to have
been over 1000, 900, 600, more than
three-fonrGhs of which represent the
operations of the past eleven years.
Referring to the effects Of polluted
Potomac water OH fishes, the report
says:
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1904-05-07
I'm the case of the United States

'In the case of the United States
against Washington company this
commission became interested because
of the alleged contamination of the
Potomac river by refuse from gas
works and the effects thereof on fish
life. In November. 1902. the police
authorities submitted to the commits
sion sample of over twenty gallons
of water from the eastern branch of
the Potomac, with the request that it
be examined with reference to its ef-
feet on fishes, the water having been
taken from point near the place
where refuse products from gas manu-
facture were said to be entering the
river.
About six gallons of this water
was immediately poured into a glass
aquarium jar. artificial aeration was
begun, and three large-mouth black
bass about six inches in length were
introduced; these were dead at the
end Of forty minutes. A control ex-
perimen. of three bass of the same
size in Potomac surface water, with
aeration, was carried on at the same
time; the control bass did not suffer.
Several other similar experiments were
tried. The conclusion is that the
sample of water In question is readily
fatalto ordinary fishes, and fatal also,
but somewhat less quickly, to hardy
forms, such as the catfish"
The report deals at length with
the steady decrease OF the dia.
mond. back terrapin. and says the
growing scarcity of the terrapin in
Chesapeake bay, has led to the belief
that the species may eventually be-
come almost exterminated If the pres
emit methods OF the industry continue.
or the salmon industry the report
says: 1.-THE Pacific salmon industry
in 1902 reached larger proportions
than ever before, and became the
leading branch Of the United States
fisheries. From a careful compute
ton made by the commission It APP
pears that in 1902 the wonderful Pa
cific salmon fisheries yielded about
$50, 600, 900 pounds of round fish
whose first value, as placed on the
market, was $4,000, 000.n
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1904-05-07
HANDsumE APPARATUS.

One of the handsomest pieces of
apparatus in the parade was the
engine of the Cumberland company,
of Carlisle. 1t attracted much favor.
able comment all along the line of
march, The Carlisle boys are very
proud of their fine machine. which
they secured through the generositv
of Mr.. John Under, the shoe FINER
chant of that city, who is warm
friend of the fire laddies. Mr.. Lindel
is known among the boys as Big
JOHN and holds a high place in
heir regard.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1904-05-07
IS A MODERN SKYL0CK.
CRAZY coLo~En MAN wANr9n no
CARVE mw. n. q. BARrLxs.
The Two men Were Having = >srsaaeas
rtsas whea Deputy sheriff Caldwell
Arrived ON shs scene.

Deputy Sheriff Caldwell made a
flying trim to the county alnishouse
Thursday morning In answer TO hurry
call from that poina, and found super
insendAnt D. O. Bartles engaged ia a
heart-to-heait wrestling match with q
crazy eolored man named George
Nicksrsoa. The colored man hxd run
amuck among the inmates of the Mace
and had succeeded In terronzinC
everything in sight untii Mr.. Bartles
appeared on the scene. Nickerson
had an ugly looking knife ia his hand.
and insisted on carving hunk out
OF the person Of Mr. Bartles. 10 this
Mr.. Bartles strongly objected. ex-
planning to the colored Qemman that
ne wasn't turkey and badn't any
more flesh than ho really needed
besides, he thought the operation
would be rather painful.
AS the modern Shylock seemed de-
termined to get his pound Of flesh,
Mr.. Bartles thought.he would summon
Mr.. Caldwell. who makes enecialty
Of tanning crazy men bv a glance OF
his eagle eye. When the deputy
sheriff arrived on the scene he found
the superintendent and the colored
man locked in a desperate struggle.
and it was several minutes before the
two men could subdue the innaric.
The latter was taken to jail for safe
keeping.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1904-05-07
Disastrous Wrecks

Carelessness is responsible for many
a railroad wreck and the same causes
are making human wrecks of suffer-
ers from Throat and Lung troubles.
But since the advent of DR.. Kings
New Discovery for Consumption
Coughs and Colds, even the worst
cases can be cured, and hopeless res
ignation is no longer necessary. Mrs.
Lois Cragg of Dorchester, Mass, is
one of many whose life was saved by
DR.. Kings New Discovery. This
great remedy is guaranteed for all
Throat and Lung diseases by all drug
gists. Price soc. and s1.00. Trial
bottles free.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1904-05-07
Ladies' and Children

who can not stand the shocking strain
of laxative syrups and cathartic PIN:
are especially fond Of Little Early
Risers. All persons who find 1t neces-
sary to take liver medicine should
try these easy pills, and compare the
agreeably pleasant and strengthening
effect with the nauseating and weak
ening conditions following the use OF
other remedies. Little Early Risers
cure biliousness, constipation, sick
headache. jaundice, malaria and liver
troubles. Sold by C.. w. Tabler, w.
s. Harper & Co.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1904-05-07
laE NARTInsauRs PERAlD

-Four II res came to this city FRIDAY
from HN erstown In their automo-
biles. All Of the machines were fine
ones.
Hammond Hardy. OF this city, was
struck by a stranger Friday on
Queen street. After being knocked
down he was kicked and put out for
a while.
William A. Dorman and Evalne
Collins, both colored residents Of this
city were married here Wednesday.
The license was issued Wednesday
evening.
Feed International Poultry Food
and get plenty of eggs. Sold oy
F. E. Boley s. Bro.
The store OF Messrs. Darby and
Gerling has been moved from the
Buxton property on North Queen
street to the vacant room on North
Queen street, north of Liberty stress
Mr.. Alexander e. Muse. son Of the
late DR.. J. A. B. Muse, of this city,
graduated on Thursday evening
from. the; Maryland. Medical college at
Baltimore. Invitations have been re-
ceived here.
Highest cash price paid for wool,
Blondel building, Luther Miller's old
stand.
Gray Silver.
Mr.. Theodore Buser. who has been
critically i'll at his home on West
John street for several days past with
an attack of pneumonia, is greatly
improved ana his recovery is assured.
He is able to sit up now.
The condition OF Mr.. James Camp
bell, of this county, who sustained a
stroke of paralysis few days ago,
is reported as being greatly improved
today, and he is expected to be about
again in a week or two.
SEINE unknown individual broke into
the residence. of Mr.. Reuban Delaney
on spring street and carried away a
small sum of money. The money was
in one of the home saving banks Of
the Bank of Martinsburg. There is no
clew to the guilty parties.
Having completed arrangements for
shipping my wool directly to Boston,
/ am in a position to pay Baltimore
prices for wool at my wool cellar in
Martinsburg.
Gray Silver.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1904-05-07

Somebody thinks you are, they think
so nine times out of ten, because your
expression is good. Beauty of ex-
preston depends largely upon the
teeth. Are yours good and pearly I
If not, go to your pharmacist and ask
for Florifoam. A perfume of the
flower with the Peroxide Of Hydrogen.
For sale by G. o. Weaving & Co.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1904-05-07
Do wsmsn Use sonps

We presume some OF them do for
some purpose, washing clothes for
instance. For toilet and bath really
elegant and refined people use prep
arations that render the skin soft and
smooth, most fastidions persons far
voring orris and Almond Neal. A
perfect soap substitute. For sale by
q. O. WEAVING q Co.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1904-05-07
Sure Cure for Piles.

Itching Piles produce moisture and
cause itching, this form, as well as
Blind, Bleeding or Protruding Piles
are cured by DR.. Bo-san-ko's Pile
Remedy. Stops itching and bleeding.
Absorbs. tumors. SOC jar at Drug
gists. or sent by mail. Treatise free.
Write me about your case. DR.. Bo-
sanko, Phila. Pa.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1904-05-07
A Runaway Bicycle /,

Terminated with an ugly cut on the
leg Of j. b. Orner, Franklin Grove,
III. 1t developed stubborn ulcer
unyielding to doctors and remedies for
four years. Then Bucklen's Arnica
Salve cured. It's just as good for
Burns. Scalds. Skin Eruptions and
Piles. Csc. at all druggists.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1904-05-07
A Heartrending spectacle.

Especially to fond mother, is the
agony of irritation in her infant pro.
duced by many causes and for relief
OF which she has tried every means
without effect. Parola, a soothing
and healing powder, gives immediate
relief and permanent cure. For sale
by G. o. WEAVING & Co.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1904-05-07
DEATH WAS VERY SUDDEN.
mR. WILLIAM meKAE EXPIRED
AFTER A srCKaRss OF ONE noun.
Death Came as Great shock TO Friends
ana Relatives Death of Miss
Elizabeth white.

Mr.. William Mckee. one of Mar
tinsbnrg's most prominent and oldest
residents, died at his home on West
Race street Wednesday afternoon at
. 30. Death was very sudden and
caused a great shock to his family
and host OF friends In this city and
county He was in bis seth year.
His death was due to an attack OF
acute indigestion. ia connection with
q stroke of paralysis.
Mr.. Mckee was seemingly in best
OF health Wednesday morning. and
spent the greater part Of the forenoon
among his friends. He went home at
noon and shortly after dinner, was
taken Ill. and death resulted after
about one hours sickness.
Mr.. Mckee was born in Chambers
burg. Pa, August 30, 1918. and il was
there that be spent his early life. He
resided for some wears in Clearsprjng,
Nd, but had resided in Martinsburg
for nearly 40 years. During that
time he gained the esteem of a large
circle Of friends. He was a man of a
splendid character, honest and up
right in all of his dealings. While a
resident of this city, be held num-
Der Of public positions, all of which
he filed with credit to himself. He
was q magistrate for two terms, and
for q number of years was the county
coroner. After the expiration Of his
second term as magistrate, he engag
ed in the real estate business, which
he'conducted a number, of years but on
account Of advancing age he gave up
public life about five years ago, and
since has lived quietly with his
family.
Mr.. Mckee is survived by his wild
ow, who was formerly Miss Rebecca
Steinmetz, of Clearspring, Md, and
seven children, William E. Mckee, of
this city; s. NJ. Mckee. ofCosta RIGA.
Central America; J. s. Mckee, of
New York; Mrs. M. E. Weller, of this
city; Misses Lottiel ", EOlivia, and
Louise Mckee at home. His son, Mr..
s. Nj. Mckee, of Costa RIGA, landed
in Boston on Tuesday evening on his
way home on visit, but was not in
time to see HIS father alive.
The funeral occurred from the late
home on West Race street Satur-
day afternoon at 2 o'clock. The SER
vices were conducted by Rev. A. j.
Gill pastor of the First Methodist
church. Interment was made in
Green Hill cemetery.
: MISS ELIZABETH WHITE.
Miss Elizabeth White, an aged resi-
dent of this county, died at the home
OF Mr.. l.. G. Harper, at eTomahawk.
Wednesday OF an attack asteomyelitis,
She was rs years of age. Miss White.
has resided In this county all her life.
She is survived by one brother. Mr..
Stephen r. White, of Tomahawk and
one niece, Mrs. Sennie Plotner. Also
by two great nieces and one great
nephew. The funeral occurred from
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ATTEMPT TO BuRGLARIZE.
House Breakers scared Away by ths
Quick ARRIVAL OF OMcsrs.

Quick Arrival OF OGacers.
AN attempt was made Wednesday
shortly before midnight to break into
the residence of Mr.. Jacob Sduders
on North Queen street, bat the quick
arrival of the officers scared the often
doris away. The poise of the men
trying to break in was heard by che
occupants and they at once sent for q
officer On the arrival Of the police
the culprits ran and thew were quick
ened BY a few shots. They made
their escape in the dark however
There were a plumber Of crooks
here and all should be on the alert.
There has been number OF special
police put on, and with their patroling
kept down disorder.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1904-05-07

-Four u res came to this city Friday
from HNerstown In their automo-
biles. All Ut the machines were fine