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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1904-07-15
Where she Felt worst.

A little girl came to her mother one
morning and said, Mamma, l don't
feel very well'' ''Well, that's too
bad" said mamma. where do You
feel worst?'' "In school," was the
prompt reply.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1904-07-15

Mr.. Sloman-It's SO strange that we
have no national flower. We certainly
should have one. Miss Waite (signifi-
cantly)-Yes; / think the orange bios
som would be nice.-Philadelph
Press
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1904-07-15

Eddie Scheribel : ...7 so
Jas Morgan supplies. ............ 81 II
J Dusault bd 2 Kilroy. .......l0 50
Motion made and seconded to meet at
call of clerk
FG Mcintyre, clerk.
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yot the Donkey He wanted.

81 see You advertise for donkey.
said the man who looked as if he had
something for sale.
"Oh, yes said the busy man, stop
ping his work for a minute to look up
'.but want one with four legs. "-Bos
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1904-07-15
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Upon motion the board adjourned to
call of clerk.
F. G. MCINTYRE. Clerk.
May 14th, 1904.

May I4th, I5V#.
Board met at call OF clerk. All mem
beers present.
Minutes Of previous meeting read
and approved.
Upon motion tile following bills were
allowed and chairman and clerk auth
orized to draw orders in payment Of the
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Bring your job work to the REVIEW
Office
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1904-12-12
WIRELESS
TALK SCHOOL
TeIegraphy Instruction Class
at Brooklyn Navy Yard.
THE ART OF SPARKLING "
Method Of Turning Out Operators 10
Send Government Messages Good
Positions for Young Men in
the Navy.
THE ART OF SPARKLING .

For six hours every day class 81
twenty-five young sailor mon Ia the
navy yard at Brooklyn deiye with
book and key into the mysteries OF
wireless telegraphy, says the New
York Post. They report FOR study from
stations the country wide and from
warships all over the seas When their
course is finished they are sent whee-
ever there Is government wireless
plant IN want OF an operator, and here
they serve OUT their eniistments either
shooting government messages through
the atmosphere or alert to catch stray
sound currents looking for d receiy er.
This means that messages viii be TAX
en- from vessels other than warships
and transmitted for them at CONNER
cial rates to their proper destinations.
1t also means that the government IS
going 10 keep other wireless plants
from getting anywhere near fits sta
tons.
The government system Of wireless
communication is going TO be big
one. ana tile demand for operators Is
larger than the supply Already sparks
can be transmitted from Maine to Pan
anna. which places the navy yard al
Brooklyn in close communication with
all the stations up and down the coast
Soon the Pacific coast line will be har-
messed, and then tile government will
have chain connecting United States
forts and naval stations from Nancou
YER to New Brunswick
The wireless school in tie navy yard
Is close By the steel sides Of the an
finished hattleship Connecticut and in
tile shadow BIZ the immense travelling
crane Straight into the air overhead
sticks the big white pole with Its
streamers or steel This indicates the
wireless station. and under it six hours
at stretch the trim figures III blue
plug away at the Fart Of sparkling.
That's what the sailor lads call Il
Some in steel helmets are busy 1T re
ceiving,g others are at the key send
ing, and the rest are taking apart and
| putting together the electrical and me
chanical appliances that make the bat
terry and apparatus.
The spark from wireless plant
sounds like the cry Of gigantic 10
Gust in summer time only it is not SC
long and drawn out 1t comes sharI
and distinct like the click OF teie
graph instrument Add this racket K
the rat-a-tat-tat Of the workmen's hmm
mers aboard the Connecticut the hum
Of the travelling crane and tile con
tinual hiss Of escaping steam and one
| has the atmosphere 81 tile naYy's wire
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1904-12-12
LYDIA {. PINkHAM'S
VEGETABLE COMPOUND.
A W0MAN'S REMEDY
FOR WOMAN'S ILLS.

less school. Occasionally the band OF
a warship breaks loose in honor Of
somebody's coming aboard small but
important tugs are necessarily whis-
Ting hoarsely, and the noise Of the
shops close by never ceases.
It would seem as if the sailor man
could make little progress in school
OF such surroundings. but be does.
Moreover, be finishes his course In
thirty days and Is ready to be put on
a station by that time. II must be re-
membered that be comes to the school
an electrician. Only this class Of
sailor man can apply FOR the instruc-
ton When lie enlists he passes an
examination and Is rated as an cleo
trician that is, he gets $50 a month
pay, where the landsman, which Is the
lowest class OF recruits, gets only SIC.
If the electrician is steady and shows
a desire for work he IS showed ahead.
and each higher grade brings more
pay. A "chieE electrician gets as high
as S75. All wages. Of course, include
food, clothing and transportation.
Such wages bring better class Of
recruits into the navy than it ever had
before. and the men one sees around
the school in the yard are bright,
clean looking lot Of men whose general
makeup is above that Of many Of the
best trades schools Ia the country They
are sent to all parts Of the world and
are the government workmen and op-
orators aboard ali manner Of craft.
Their work Is congenlal; they are well
kept aud receive fair pay. II is not to
be wondered att therefore that few Of
them leave the navy after they once
get in. They are Instructed by gradu-
ates Of the United States Naval acad-
envy and have every opportunity for
advancement in their work to the end
that II they do leave the governments
service their papers find them good EN-
ployment Immediately.
The United States navy was the last
to take up wireless telegraphy and. al
though much progress has been made
with the new system Of eommunica-
ton, we are. it Is said. still far behind
the other powers ia both construction
and operation
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1904-12-12
GoULD'S 500 TIP.
Present for Station Agent Along With
Pass to st. Louis.

One n Chs pFoadesi meH ia New
York state todag IS William bishop.
the station agent 1t ArkYille, Ia the
Catskills because he recently received
a $1o0 tip ana q railroad pass to the
St. Louis exhibition and return from
George } Could, says Middletown
a., Yl special dispatch to the New
York Press
Dir. Gould had been staying IN bis
summer home, Fuflouah lodge, on his
estate near Arkville He arrived at
Arkvllle IN Ills private car which was
run en- a switch II VAS visited by
people from miles around 50 many
came to see Il that tie station agent
had The greatest dilncalty ia prevent
ing damage To the interior
Mr. Gould SO appreciated the care
with which bis property was guarded.
also the efficient manner in which ex-
press matter for Furlough lodge had
been handled an the season, that when
be was leaving Arkvllle for New York
be thanked the station agent ana gave
him the 500 and the pass
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1904-12-12
FoREIeN NoTEs oF TNrEREsr

Birmingham tinworker attempted
% commit suicide the other day by
shrinking some hydrochloric acid. A DO.
heeman connected an emetic by scrapino
some whitening from the ceiling and mix
life.
The largest winner IN the English
hatracing season, which has lust end
ca, Is SIR James Miller who won stakes
Of the value of s139,94O. of which Rock
Sands five races represented s9O. SOS.
MISS Mclaughlin made a new worlds
record for woman swimmers at GLASGOW
NOV. 20 She swan fifty yards in thir-
ty-seNen seconds, which is a second fast
er than the previous record.
Angara Peguna, ON the African coast,
where Admiral Rojestyensky was lately
reported as eoaling his squadron, was
fayorite resort OF the Confederate com
merce destroyeTs for similar purposes.
The religious revival in Wales has
caught on so hard that even football
IS dead A correspondent Of the Lon
don Express says go in to a shop
for cigar the shopman is humming a
hymn. Take your ticket at station
1.-THE booking clerk is engaged in sacred
song. As you walk along the streets
you meet children trooping of to school.
They are singing hymns
Sir Alfred Jones stated at a meeting
Of the Liverpool Chamber Of Commerce
on Nov. 20 that It was expected this
year $4,000 worth of cotton would be
brought 70 England from Lagos, Africa.
A recent number Of the Cape Mercury
contained this advertisement: Wanted
for German West Africa. Il man to look
after one horse, two cows and three pigs.
One who can impart the rudiments Of
French, singing and the piano to chill
dren preferred
The master tailors OF Paris are bend
ing their intelleets to the task of devils
ing a suitable uniform for the President
of France
Finding a long, rusty nail in his morn
ing roll, Niennese citizen charged his
baker with endangering the public safe
w. The baker was fined 81.
Speaking in Exeter on Nov. "a, Rider
Haggard sale he had seen people herdec
together ia England under conditions
TO which Kallirs oT wild African tribes
would not submit
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1904-12-12
VOMAN'S
PREFERENCE

loriginai1
Tye hrnted and trapped and secuted
man and boy. for forty years and been
oaservant d the queer doins Of differ
ent kind q animals, but never see
nothu SO unsarten as wimmin. There
art no felier can tell Jist what d wo
mans goin to do ANY other machines
built up On certain principles and ~
long as kept in repair viii grind things
out the same way Wimmen won't &C
It. they grind irregular
one evenln forty year ago when }
was huniin antelope in the Rockies
was camped in d pass along which
wagon trains was comm on their way
to Californy see single wagon
lumberin up the road and when Il
come nigh noticed woman was
drivin'. There was three men with
her. and It turned out that they was
all workin FER her They camped with
us. and Il wasn't long before we found
that the woman was i widder who had
got a lei 8 money from her husband
and was goin 90 some sort of q bust
ness deal ia san Francisco She was
good lookin' pusson, sorne'ers about
thirty, and It was easy TO see that all
the men was tryln' to git into her "a
vor that is, two on em was. Tothef
one. a Teller named Sheath, was q
nieasiy sort 0 chap that didn't seem
to. care much about her But ! put
that down 70 the fac that he hadn't
got no chance. The Teller that l reck.
oned she'd take, If she took any OF
EN-, was Nettleton lie was about
thirty 1--WE and thorough man, hand
some al q pictur and brave as d lion.
The third man, Jimmie Saunders, was
too young for her, bein' only about
twenty-five years old.
We all camped together tnat night
ana the next mornin went over the
divide together, journeyin' n the same
crowd fer matter Of two weeks.
There wasn't nothin to take me with
'em except that THE wilder who seem
ed to have faculty fer ropin' men In
to her affections lassoed me. That
made three DC us all elbowin one an
other fer the same woman, Nettleton.
Saunders and me Leastaways Saun.
ders and me was elbowin', fer Nettle
ton was a proud sort Of a man and
wouldn't put in a claim. Howsomever,
the man was most afeard Of was this
same Nettleton He was such finc
lookin', manly chap, and, though he
wouldn't stoop 10 nalayer over no wo-
man, he was considerable polite to the
wilder, and Of all her hands was thu
most use But sometimes | though.
Saunders would light IN ahead Of thu
huh lot az us He was lively little
chap, and the only rule I've ever been
able to apply 70 wimmen Is that when
they git along in years they mostly
reaches down fer men below 'em.
Wen. Que evenin' when we was az
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1904-12-12

The most powerful searchiight ever
designed or built was recently finished
at tie famous Schuekert works at
Nuremberg Germany, where the man
ufacture Of giant searehlights has been
made 4 speciality. says the New York
Times. Some idea Of the Illuminating
power OF tile great instrument may be
gained from the fact that II II were
possible to set It upon i hin or tower
800 feet high lis rays coula be detect.
ed from distance Of nearly eiglstv-five
miles Its candle power at $4,000
600, is so great as To he almost incom-
prehensible in figures. Whom the
searchiight for the Helgoland light
house was turned out lit the Scliuckert
works some time ago it was consider
ed a wonder. but it's candle power is
only 100O0,000 Negotiations are in
progress for securing this enormous
instrument for one Of the United
States lighthouses.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1904-12-12
The Times Daily Short Story.
49, Id aenaRqxaxe .aNsNAo,a pxe - ID

supper Nettleton. who KEEP an eye out
fer safety, saw sOmepin black on the
horizon 'twixt him and the settin' sun
and knew it was Injuns, You bet we
wasn't long in maxim corral, with
the wagon fer one side, log fer an
ether and THROWN up dirt fer the rest
Of IT. We was rnshin roun Fer things.
not nindln' what each other was dom
and didn't notice tin we'd got the stock
into the corral and was all ready fer
the redskins that Sheath WINS missin'.
The Unstable coward, not rellshin' a
Siege, bad left us to hold the Injuns
while ne yamoosed. The worst OF II
was that be took one Of the bosses.
You oughler heered that woman lash
him with her tongue. She was 50 mad
that she forgot the Injuns.
The fight amt got nothin' TO do with
the story. Nettleton took command
and handled us SO well that we killed
most O the injuns and drove oil the
rest see that Nettleton had got this
better Of me with the wldder and If
didn't do s0mepin 10 balance up Id Do
left clean out 50 MS soon as we'd got
rid o the trouble / mounted the besi
boss III the team and lit out fer Sheath
/ caught him ten mile away and
brought him back
when I rode inter camp with him
was disappointed to obsarye that the
widders wrath was cooled. Instead
o. beratln' him. as / supposed she
would. she didn't take no notice 81
him. / axed her what punishment she
thought was best fer him, and she said
that she didn't think he was worth
punlshin'. Consequence is he didn't
lit no punishment onless the fac thai
none OF us men would speak to hin
was slch.
Now, the onsartainty o wimmen thai
I'm tryin' to show up by this story Il
this: AS soon as we men showed the
cold shoulder to Sheath the wilder be
gun to treat him respectable, and +
wasn't long before It was plain thai
she was takin' his part agin us w
put It down to d natural propensity o
wimmin to sympathlze anG excuse any
body ii trouble maxim EN- on that &c
count entirely omitted fer jurymen
SO we didn't pertest or anything like
that, tist shown our own contemp
fer Sheath and lettin' her have her owl
way
But the worse we sat down on Sneatl
the more the wilder warmed to him
and at last we noticed that they wal
a good deal together, whisperin'. ans
we begun to suspec that the widdei
was goin' to try to help him out ans
persuade us to stop slttin' down Of
him.
About this time we went down intel
Salt Lake city, and the Wilder put III
at tavern. The mornin' af4er we go
there Jimmie Saunders come to me
and he says
what dye suppose has Unopened 2
"Whatg" | asked
LAS night the wilder nlarrsat
Sheath"
And so she had. And that's the rea
son why I maintain that woman ism
wound to 90 regular.
JONATHAN B. ARMSTRONG
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1904-12-12

LIOUID = READY FOR INSTANT USE
few drops OF Parlor Pride Stove Polish gives
the stove a brilliant lustre shine, making the
stove at for the parlor. No soiled hands-easy
to mpply--alwavs ready. No water used water
ii paste polishes rusta the stDve) No dfied-up
paste remains after using while, parior
Pride good 10 the last drop. Sold by an deal
ers III Barre BY Smith Bros. Cheaser - Bird,
Merchant & Fraser 3. n. Tomasi, Eastman
Bros Mrs. G. II. Griffin, w. II. Conner, s0wden
Prindle = Averill.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1904-12-12
COMFORT In AN AUTOMOBILE.
Electrical Brougham That Abounds in
Original Devices.

There is no man IN New York city
prouder Of his automobile and proba-
bly, none with better reason than Rob
ert Graves, says the New York Even
Ing World. The machine, an electric
auto or the brougham type. construct
ed after his own ideas and built un-
der his own supervision, took seven
months 70 build, and its cost IS esti-
mated at nearly $4,000
The machine is constructed Of alu-
nlinium plates finished to resemble
mahogany, and, although it carries a
storage battery Of sixty-eight cells,
enough to run the machine ut rate
Of twenty miles an hour for sixty
miles. 1t weighs only 5000 pounds
The cells Of the battery are SO ar
ranged that the front wheels carry the
weight OF twenty eight Of them, the
rear wheels the remainder. The auto
mobile has carrying capacity Of six
persons and Is provided with four
folding seats, with an aisle between
them for easy access. The car can be
completely closed la by windows with
aluminium frames and Is heated by
electricity. The vehicle Is provided
with 80 ordinary hand brake and an
electrical brake. which enables the
driver to stop the car without a jerk
within few feet
One Of the most interesting features
Of the vehicle are the numerous little
attachments which greatly increase the
ease and comfort of the travellers
There are lamps for reading. chro-
nometer, an electric cigar lighter, q
stationary rack provided with reading
matter. letter paper aud envelopes, 0
cardcase and a small case for post
age stamps. The reed OF the sigma
horn ii protected from dust BIZ d fine
screen, and every part Of the delicate
machinery is carefully guarded from
dust and dirt by rubber curtains and
screens Of wire.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1904-12-12
Red Cross Pharmacy,
$50 North Main St Barre, Vermont.

leastwise he coughed up the single nails
An pretty soon old Pong up and did
The same.
"What did tell your says to
the bosun.
Keelhaul me with lazy jack, if
it amt the truth, he says, an 'ands
me the fiye.7
Us the bosun aboardsn asked the lis
tener.
mo sir answered Binnacle Bill,
knocking the ashes from bis pipe I'm
sorry that he's away on shore leave,
but he'd tell you the same"
Whether the gastronomie feat de-
seribed By Binnacle Bill is merely a
sailors yarn, nevertheless the fact that
the ostriehes, the nails and the SIS bill
were aboard the ship is the truth, if
not the whole truth.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1904-12-12
THE WRITER'S.

Elizabeth Stuart Phelps Ward has
dedicated her latest work "Trixy.' to
her husband
Israel ZangwiIT is confident Of the
success Of his scheme to colonize Jews
Ia South Africa.
Sir Gilbert Parker, the author, has
gone to South Africa to make spe-
cial study Of the land question there
for bis government
Maxim Cork attended the perform
ance Of one Of his plays at Helsingfors
recently and was accorded a tumultu-
Gus reception, showing that one Rus
sian is popular In Finland.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1904-12-12
What Druggists Say
About
Seven Banks.
One Of the Very Few Household Medi.
cines Which Have Successfully
Stood the Test of Time.
ON THE MARKET FOR 3 YEARS.

There are few proprietary remedies
which have been on the market for more
than a quarter century but none Of them
nave been more successful and more
highly praised than Seven Banks" by
the retail druggists as well as by con-
sumers. Seven Banks" unlike most OF
the popular remedies, has never been ex-
tensively advertised. The enormous de-
mand which this highly meritorious prep
aratiOn enjoys has been made almost
solely by the personal recommendations
OF druggists. agents and the consuming
public.
A reputation OF this sort, obtained
slowly but surely, Of course Is quite graft
Tying to the conservative head of the
house which has made this envlable
reputation, but the rising generation OF
the family, now active IN the house,
believes In not keeping the light under
the bushel' as II were-therefOre II has
been decided 20 tell the whole world OF
the great merit Of Seven Barks.'
There e hardly a drug store m the
United States but what sells Seven
Banks. and all the old-estabiished ones
% not hesitate to recommend Seven
Barks even against their own prepara-
tons. Why so gener0us2 you viii ask.
Because the house OF Lyman Brown
backs up the quality OF his production by
iEstrueting all druggists TO refund the
purchase price to every dissatisfied Gus
toner when called upon to do SO.
suppose you go to our local agent or
some other druggist and ask about
Seven Banks"
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1904-12-12
KIDNEY DISEASE
CURED
AFTER 10 YEARS.

Wiliiamsvilie. Mass.
shave beentroubled
with ny Kidneys for
more than ten years.
been treated by doc
tors without m oh
help, my back achei
until ! was almost
crazy, with swellingof
the feet and limbs. I
tried your Smiths Blu
chu Lithia Pills and
the first box helped
me; after taking the
second box my back IL
done aching and / feel
like o new woman.
Hoping thie may In.
duca someone else 70
try your Smiths Blu.
chu Lithia Pills.n
MRS. &. B. HEATH.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1904-12-12
Tree PLANTING n the Rocxlea,

The forestry department Of the Unit
ed States government has experts IN
the field at Colorado Springs, Colo.
Close to the city they have established
nurseries, and this fall they collected
and planted the seeds which with
growth win replace the fallea and
burned timber in the Rocky mountains.
The work May cover q period Of TWEEN
" years. ana it is estimated the ex-
penditurp viii approximate S2,500.000.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1904-12-12
CHURCH AND CLERGY

Wesley hospital Chicago, has ex-
pended slI,656 for free work q the
last year OF this amount the sIetho-
dist churches contributed Ss,562
Grace Methodist church New York,
Is in the midst Of an energetic and sys.
tematic canvass Of its entire parish, the
primary object being to secure 1000
new scholars before Dec. p
Rev pr MrComh. professor Of theot
ogy in Queens university Kingston
Out, has fprsworn Presbyterianisu
and Joined the Anglican church. H
win take a charge In the United States
ne resigned from the university last
May
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1904-12-12
MD nend -.

One of the hottest regions Of the
earth's surface Ii in the immediate VII
entity of the Dead sea. Experts in the
science Of photography declare that
the sea loses not less than million
tons Of water a day through evapora-
tiou
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1904-12-12
RraeeIef In a Einl,

A Iavre fisherwoman is the proud
wearer Of d beautiful gold bracelet
which she found in a cod caught By
her husband.