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River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1904-04-14
Bugs at 500 Apiece.

The United States government is now
engaged in Matching bugs in the agri-
cultural department. The bugs will be
sent to California to exterminate a pest
which has been destroying fruit trees
to the extent of 10,000,0O0 a year. The
bugs were imported from China at a
cost of about 500 apiece, and even at
that cost it was found difficult to get
them across the ocean alive.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1904-04-14
Rather Indefinite.

"Say," remarked the village lawyer, as
he entered the general store, 81 want a
ribbon for my typewriter"
Cali right, sir" answered the new
clerk. do you want one for her or for
t?"-Cincinnati Enquirer.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1904-04-14
How Different People Laugh.

Frank, hearty folks laugh in a
phlegmatic chuckle in e; children and
simple souls express their merriment
in 1; the. bold and reckless laugh in o
and the misanthropists in u.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1904-04-14
Enough Said.

'How many times has he run for the
Officer
Every time the other Teller got in!a
Atlanta Constitution.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1904-04-14
# Cures WhiIe You walk.

Aliens Foot Ease is a certain cure for
hot, sweating callus, and swollen, aching
feet. Sold by all Druggists. Price 25c Don't
accept any substitute. Trial package FREE.
Address Allen S. Olmsted, LIE Roy, n. Y.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1904-04-14

Sometimes" said Uncle Eben, "a repu-
tation ton wisdom simply puhceeds fun
exceptional talents foh conceahn' ignor-
ancc ~ ashington Star.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1904-04-14
The Doctors Failed.

Kilgore, o., April ia rather re-
markable case has just come to. light in
this place. Mr.. john T. Riegle had been
suffering for some time with an aggra.-
waited form of Kidney disease which had
caused him a great deal of discomfort.
He tried the treatment of several doc
tors, but did not get any better. At last
he CHANGED to read an advertisement. of
Dodd's Kidney Pills, remedy which has
been making many wonderful cures, and
he bought some at once and began to use
them. He says of the result:
are advertised to do. l can praise them
for the good they have done for me.
They cured me completely after the doc
tors had failed, and l wish that every
poor sufferer could hear of them, for
know they will cure Kidney trouble.
There seems to be no case. Of Kidney
Trouble, rheumatism or Backache that
Dodds Kidney Pills will not cure per-
fectly and permanently.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1904-04-14
Teosinte and Billion Dollar Grass.

one good for IA tons hay and the other 80
tons green fodder per acre. Grows every
where, so does Victoria Rape, yielding
10000 lbs. sheep and swine food per acre.
TX. IL
JUST SEND 10c IN STAMPS TO THE
John A. Salzer Seed Co., Lacrosse, Wis,
lots of farm seed samples.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1904-04-14
He Had Met Him

Tom-Come over and let me introduce
you to Bobby Won Lenditt.
Jack (severely)-I don't care to meet
him.
Tom-Why not?
Jack-I owe him ten dollars Judge
Cincinnati Enquirer.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1904-04-14

The genius of hospitality is not sc much
in making people meet, but IN helping
them to parton good terms. Remember
that John Oliver Hobbies.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1904-04-14

No man is so insignificant as to be sure
his example can do no hurt.-Lord Clar-
endon
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1904-04-14

Good breeding shows itself most where
to an ordinary eye it appears least.-Ad-
olson
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1904-04-14
WOMEN BREAK DOWN
Sometimes women drift "a 20 a

ulblon OF nall invalid. "
Continual languor-all
tired out, run down,
baclSache, nerves shat
tered, headache, terrible
pain, no appetite, poor
digestion. In nine cases
out of TENTS because the
kidneys fail to do their
work of filtering the
poisonous system waste
from the blood. The
kidneys are weak and
need the strengthening
help of Doan's Kidney
Pills. Read how these
pills repair a w eakened
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1904-04-14

Piso's Cure cannot be too highly spoken o.
Ave, n, Minneapolis, Mimi, Jan. 6, 1900.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1904-04-14

A mans best friends are his ten fingers.
Robert Collyer.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1904-04-14
A Native of America.

The turkey is native of North
America. It's name comes from the
early belief that the fowl came from
Turkey.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1904-04-14

June Tint Butter Color makes top of
the market butter.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1904-04-14

O7 latter slapping the wrong man ia
miliarly on the back )-'Oh, pardon me,
SIR. / thought you were some one else"
'04-"You are quite correct. am
Harvard Lampoon.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1904-04-14
Occasion for a Story.

he delivered himself of upon all occasions
At a dinner party one evening he writhed
in his chair for over an hour waiting for
chance to introduce his story, but no
opportunity presented itself. Finally he
slipped coin into the hand of waiter
and whispered: when you leave the
room again, slam the door,"
The waiter slammed the door as direct.
ed, and the man sprang to his feet, with
the exclamation: whats that noise-a
gum"
''Oh, no." returned his host, sit was
only the door"
"Ah, l see. Well, speaking Of guns re
minds me of little story Tit Bits.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1904-04-14

Mabel-'Why didn't you scream when
he put his arms around you:', Ethel
Il wanted to, but couldn't, and when L
could | didn't want to."-Butte Inter
mountain
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1904-04-14

Getting up in the world is better than
getting on.-Ram's Horn.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-08-13
TO RAID AGAIN.

st. Petersburg. Aug. 3.-The Russian
vIadivostok squadron will recoal and
resume Its raids at once, with full an.
thority to sink ships under the Rus.
sian laws upon maritime seizures and
prizes rs they now stand. The Gov.
eminent has sustained this law, which
does not recognize any distinction be-
tween contraband on board an enemy
or contraband on board neutral ship.
In either case the ship may he sunk at
the discretion of the officer who makes
the seizure. The newspapers approve
the Governments statement with re-
gard to the seizure of the Malacca.
The Noyoe Vremya is pleased that
the Government has not abandoned its
intention of dispatching cruisers and
other war chips to hinder the transpor.
tation OF contraband, as demonstrated
by the dispatch Of the volunteer ships
Don and Ural from the Baltic on July
oath 10 take the place of the st. Peters.
burg and Smolensk In the Red Sea.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-08-13

elected temporary interpreter on Ka'
ulukou's nomination. Chairman Wal
lace appointed Messrs. Jose, McKeag
and Isaacs on the credentials com
mittee.
AS the country members were In a
hurry to catch their train, the meet.
ing adjourned subject to the call OF
the chair, before a committee could
be arranged to meet with similar
committee from the Fourth on Satur.
day next to arrange dates for the nom.
nation of Legislators. a special com.
mittee will have to be called for the
purpose.
Senator l.. l.. McCandless being
present last night, was asked to ad.
dress the meeting. He said men were
needed in Washington to assist the
Delegate. He was certain that the
Republicans would win out on the
mainland.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-08-13
Vida Elected To
Lead In the Fifth

At q big meeting last evening In
Castle e. Cooke hall, where harmony.
with Just the faintest dash of discord
to give It snap. reigned, Henry c. Vida
was elected permanent chairman Of
the Fifth District Committee. 5. Hoo.
kano and Vida were the nominees;
there were 40 votes In the house, Of
which Vida secured -. HookaDo
gracefully asked that Vlda's election
he made unanimous, saying that II
was only as the result Of strenuous
urging by certain of his friends that
he consented to be nominated. Hoo
kano as gracefully declined the hon.
ors OF vice craftsmanship.
Judge Kaulukou made warm but i'm.
personal objection to Vida's running
as permanent chairman. declaring
that he was not n resident of the Fifth
District and that 1t would not be well
to allow the Fourth District to thus con.
troll the destinies Of both districts.
Vida answered that, like others, he
J had two residences. one In each dis.
| trict. but that his bona fide residence
was In the Fifth; II Kaulukou wanted
proof. let him go home with him that
| night. Kaulukou was not aware Of
| the facts: he would be glad, he said
| to go and take glass OF beer with Mr..
Vida. Mr.. Warehouse, incidentally,
said the credentials committee report
had been adopted and Vida was there.
| fore a member. c. b. Dwight and IA.
leiopu were appointed tellers and the
vote was taken with the result above
noted. Jos. Fern and Frank Pahla es.
corted the permanent chairman to his
seat.
Vida, thanking the committee for
the honor conferred. said, amid great
applause, that he would work hard for
the Republican ticket and hoped the
entire ticket would be carried to sue.
cess.
Beside Hookano, T.. r. Adams de.
clined vice craftsmanship honors and
Chas. Dwight was unanimously elect
ed. st. G. Piianaia was elected per
manent secretary and Il. II. Adams
treasurer, Chris. Holt declining the
honor. Following was the executiv
committee selected: First Precinct,
Frank Pahia; Second Precinct, S. W.
| Logan: Third Precinct, Andrew Cox;
Fourth Precinct, Chris. J. Holt; Fifth
Precinct, Thos. O'Dowda; Sixth Pre-
| cinct, G. W. Nawaakoa; Seventh Pre-
cinct, Isaac l.. Cockett; Eighth Pre-
cinct, Sol. Kaleiopu; Ninth Precinct
Is. l.. Kekumano; Tenth Precinct, VIM.
lsaacs.
From the Tenth Precinct there were
two nominees. w. Y. Kwai Fong and
fsaacs. Kaulukou nominated Kwai
Fong and spoke long and warmly In
his favor. Isaacs said he was entitled
IN membershin having secured the
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-08-13
Oahu Republicans
Organize Districts
For Two Years Work

mittee from the Fifth District on o
date for the Senatorial convention was
selected as follows Frank Andrade.
Geo. Sea. II. n. Boyd, Al. Moore. Qua
Rose c. X. Quinn, w. n. Thornton.
with the chairman and secretary Of tho
dist ript
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-08-13

Blank books Of all sorts. ledgers,
ETC.. manufactured by the Bulletin Pub.
'shine Company.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-08-13
HORSE SHOEING.
". ". Wright Co. La.

have opened . horseshoe
inH department In connso
tios with their carriage
shop, sie, ilaylns seeur
Cd tho services " . hrst
class shosF they are prs
pared 10 Do ell work IN
tns'sa ~ ,hsm w . aFst
rlsls mAnhpF
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-04-06
West Side Notes.

Mrs. Grider has recovered from her
recent severe illness.
Sunday evening Rev. w. S. Holt held
services in Warren's hall.
l.. H. Tillotsen of the Warrenton mill,
spent Sunday at Portland.
Miss Edna Dow was visiting with
her sister at Skipanon Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs Harry Wood and Miss
Wood spent Sunday in Astoria visiting
with friends.
Mrs, D. X. Warren is in Portland
visiting with her daughter. Mrs E
H. Thompson.
Harry McDermott, formerly of Ham
mond, but now resident of Rainier
spent Sunday at Warrenton.
On Saturday evening, April 16, the
G. Nj. AS will give a dancing party
1t gives promise of being fine affair.
Jess Thomas and family have come
out recently from Kansas and settled
at Skipanon, where they will reside
hereafter.
L. E. Abbott, of Michigan, is visiting
with his brother, r. A. Abbott at Skip
anon, and is thinking of settling on
the west side for good.
Rev. ]. E. Forsyth held Easter serv-
ice in ST. Thomas chapel Sunday. The
chapel was prettily decorated with
flowers, and the large congregation
that attended enjoyed the service.
The Warrenton baseball team has
been reorganized and the first practice
was held Sunday afternoon. This team
is a strong one. winning every game
played last season. Many Of the old
players are still on the team and It
is anticipated by the west side sports
and II is anticipated by the west side
that the enviable reputation all
ready enjoyed win be perpetuated. An
entertainment viii be given at an
early date for the purpose Of raising
funds to purchase suits for the men.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-04-06

night, but not 10 sleep. His wife died
ten years ago, and the shock left him
in nervous state, from which he has
never recovered. In spite Of his
wakefulness he is robust, and appar-
emily in the full enjoyment of perfect
health.
Evidently the women OF the country
take kindly to sleepless meme Hun
dreds OF proposals Of marriage have
been received by Herpin. Yesterday
he received one from an alleged widow
in South Dakota, who wanted to give
him her love and the benefit Of for
tune of 100000.
A Brooklyn woman who says she is
rich is willing to marry him because
she knows he must have a kind dispo-
sition. Herpin says that he is not
open to a matrimonial venture just at
the present time.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-04-06
BookeI 7. Washington Advises
Ills Race to Hustle for
Living.
BRAINS NOT TOO WElGHTY
Should Stay in South and Not
Pine for Higher Education
Depreciates Lynching In
Strong Terms.

Chicago. April Sin work--mainly
work Of industrial character-that will
render him useful in the community
In which he lives. win the negro find
bis chief source Of protection and de-
velopment, according to Booker T.
Washington, who has delivered an ad-
dress on Race Building" at Quinn
chapel. Mr.. Washington was greeted
by a mixed audience Of white and
colored people that included many OF
the prominent citizens Of Chicago.
The negro educator spoke for more
than two hours, principally on indus
trial education in which he saw the
future OF his race. His remarks were
addressed mainly TO his own people,
He frankly recommended that they.
consider their weakness and not strive
too much for higher education, re-
membering that most Of them must
live by their hands. He saw the best
opportunities for the negro In the
south and advised him to cooperate
with the white man, with whom he
must live, rather than engage in need
ess opposition. The speaker stood
irmly for an equal franchise for both
races in the south and deprecated
lynching.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-04-06
CONVICT RETURNS HOME AND
MARRIES HIS SWEETHEART

after having been inside the prison
walls for II months. He got Job AT
Durkln's.
On the first day Of his return to Spo-
kane he began to Inquire after Marie
He learned where she lived and con
trlved to see her. learning from her
that she was still willing to be his
bride. and had been waiting for him
for II months But she was not of age
and Papa Iusl had not relented.
II was only few days. however.
until the way began to grow smoother
for carmine. He was invited to the
home OF his sweetheart's uncle one
evening and big spread was given in
his honor. The welcome was an aston
ishlng thing 10 him, for the whole
family had been against him at the
trial
In short time Iusi began to look
more Kindly upon aim. and before long
he was invited TO make himself at
home with the family. He was not un-
willing to do so. and from that on he
had no trouble 20 fear from the girls
father or other relatives.
Yesterday afternoon Tony Filigno
was surprised 10 have Petinatto come
TO him and ask nim to be best man
at his wedding, He went with Patti
natto to secure the license and the two
reIaired together to the Main Avenue
Catholic church, where Marie Rosa Iusi
and her family awaited them. Father
Verhagen performed the ceremony.
According to the statement of the
father, the bride is II years old. Peti-
natto is about %. The young couple
will make their home with the family
Of the bride, out In Union park.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-04-06
Miniature College Exhibit.

New York, April 5.--Work has been
completed on the exhibit prepared by
New York university for the Louisiana
Purchase exposition at st. Louis.
The exhibit is a miniature production
of the college building and Of the uni
versity surroundings. The model Is
on a scale of 15 feet TO the inch. equiv
alent to width of 1000 feet and length
OF $500 feet. The buildings. Of plaster
and wood. rest on half an inch Of plas-
ter with a foundation Of wood. the
whole being sncaced in glass.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-04-06

Spokane, April 5.--Refused by angry
parents the hand Of the girl he loved
and thus driven to an elopement which
ended in his going to the penitentiary
for violation Of the age OF consent law.
Carmine Petina.to has returned TO
Spokane on parole and has married his
sweetheart, Marie Rosa Iusi The two
are living happily together under the
Insi rooftree. for Papa Iusi has at last
re!ented. The ceremony was per-
formed yesterday afternoon at the
Catholic church OF Our Lady OF
Lourdes by Father verhagen.
Tn history of PetInattos woes began
more than a year ago. when he fell in
love with the dark eyed maid. At first
/! Papa Joseph Iusi gave his consent. but
withdrew 1t when the time approached
for the marriage He seemed to have
experienced a change OF heart toward
the suItor for his daughters hand. AS
The girl was not OF age his consent
was necessary before license could
be secured.
But Petin&atto would not walt to
win the old mans favor again. One
night he and the girl eloped to HILL
ward. where they stopped at a hotel.
III the morning they decided to tele-
phone Papa Iusi that they were ready
10 be taken back home and forgiven.
Nav that they had shown him that
they were determined not to be kept
apart. they thought that he would ex-
tend his arms to them and all would
be well.
But instead OF giving them his bless
ing and gathering them TO his bosom,
Signor Iusi sent a constable out to
Hillyard, who brought them back to
Spokane, Fetinatto was lodged in jail.
Az the trial lust testified that the girl
was under the age OF is, which is the
age OF consent, and Petinatto was
sentenced by Judge Richardson to
serve three years in prison.
Tony Filigno. leader of the Italian
colony, promised to do all they could
to shorten his sentence. On the 18th
day of last February he was paroled,
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-04-06
BURGLARS WAKE PREACHER.
Minister Watches Light Fingered Gen
At Work From Window.

At Work From Window.
Spokane, April 4.-Three daring
safeblowers who cracked the safe of
the Springston Lumber Company were
discovered by Rev. G. William Giboney
this morning. but they escaped with
about IS in cash, found in the safe.
before the police arrived. The same
thieves cracked the Kalispell Flour
Mil Company's Office and got away
with $50.
The explosion at the Springston
Office was tremendous one that
awoke the neighborhod. 1t is pre-
sumed nitroglycerin was used. Rev.
Giboney, who lives near by, had been
suffering from neuralgia, and while
awake in bed he heard a crash about
8 o'clock to which. however, he paid
little attention. Later big crash came
with such roar that il awakened Mrs.
Giboney. Both got up and went to
the window, where they saw the three
men at the lumber company's office.
Giboney raised the window to get
better view, and apparently the burg
lars heard the noise, for they ran
away in the darkness. The pastor tele-
phoned to the police station, but it
was evidently some time before he
could get the call in, for it was o'clock
when the news was received there.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-04-06
Bed Makers, Strike Settled.

Chicago, April 5.-The strike of the
200 iron bed makers, molders and
others in the iron bedstead company's
plant at SSth and Rockwell streets has
been settled. All the strikers are to be
reinstated, men hired to take their
places are to be discharged and the
company agrees to pay such wages as
may be due since the original agree
ment was made January /.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-04-06
Women Want slsepIsss Man.

Leap year proposals are pouring In
on Albert r. Herpin, of Trenton N. J..
Hernin drives a delivery wagon for the
grocery house Of Phares Bros. A few
weeks ago he obtained newspaper no.
torlety through the publication of a
report that he had not slept a wink
for 10 years.
Herpin, who Is a man Of good repu-
tatlon. says that he lies down every
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-04-06
Tickets Being Engraved.

st. Louis, April 5.-Special en-
graved cards of admission to the
worlds fair are being prepared by the
deparement OF admissions for the use
Of President Roosevelt. members of the
cabinet, members Of congress and
judges Of the United States supreme
court. The cards will not contain
the photographs of the holders as will
all other season tickets.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-04-06
NORTHERN PACIFIC
Tiae:Oard OF Trains

Time:Oard OF Trains
PORTLAND
Leaves Arrives
Puget Sound Limlted.7;26 . m O:AS p m
Kansas Clty-5t Louis
Special ...........u:l0 q m s:S p N
North Coast Limited $50 o m TOO . m
Tacoma and Seattle Night
Express =. ........11:S D m sos , n
Take Puget Sound Limited or North
Coast Limited for Gray's Harbor points
Take Puget Sound Limited for olym.
pia direct.
Take Puget Sound Limited or KAN
sas Clty-St Louis Special for points
en South Bend branch.
sDouble daily train service on oray's
.larbor branch.
-Four trains daily between Portland.
Tacoma and seastiA
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1904-07-29
8 WON'T DO 1T AGAIN
BRITISH SHIPS SAFE

ing the war status of the st. Peters
burg, and had defied the Russian war
flag, contrary to international law,
which evidently came as a complete
surprise to the British government,
that nation might not have acted as
it did. In spite of this development,
however, Russia adopted most con-
ciliatory attitude. The car himself
was DESTROYS of avoiding the slightest
pretext for a quarrel and personally
gave orders to settle the matter
promptly.
According to a high authority, Rus
STA has conveyed assurances that there
would be no repetition of the Red
sea incidents. How the collateral
questions growing out of these Incl
dents will be regulated has not yet
been disclosed. There is no talk OF
an international conference at this
time to discuss neutral commerce, but
diplomats here believe that such a
conference, to discuss this, as well
as new questions raised by the war,
like the use of wireless telegraph, is
advisable when the war ends.