Durango semi-weekly herald., 1904-02-01
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lieve that "all men were liars" or
that all lawyers are prevaricators."
and said II he ever spoke the truth 1t
was TO the effect that he would will.
ingly pay for the license IL some fair
maiden would just say the word. And
before he had finished the sentence
Lane Clipped in, ME. too" NoR.
girls, here Is pair OF rising young
attorneys, well fed and groomed, both
waiting to be plucked. 1t is little
mean for MS to add, however. that
each pledged the other to remain true
and respond in case OF urgency--to ap-
pear as counsel in a divorce suit If
necessary But do not be timid on
this account-let all the timidness
rest with the boys.
AS for Gordon Smith-he is mys-
terry. Looked like he was a goner last
summer but be permitted Leadville to
get in ahead. and all on account OF
procrastination. having burned the
midnight oil studying If 1t were best
TO sacrifice freedom tor life occu
patton. After due reflection he has
come to the conclusion that single
bliss is not what 1t is sometimes
cracked up TO be. and is on the re-
Dentence stool. And then he is too
gallant to say no" especially TO one
who is used to commanding-maki
those with whom she has to do obey.
And We are little afraid that Gordon
Is spoken for. He doesn't say SO in
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tented smile gives one the impression
that its all settled except setting the
date.
Coming right down to brass tacks
about two as nice boys as the girls
have to choose from are Rowe Pin
grey and Will Tignor. In these two
you have the real ladies' men-boys
who love Irritation and who would
accept your wooings like a duck takes
TO water And they would be Just as
willing to have love made to them by
the girls after marriage as before. al
though at heart they are pure. The
great trouble would be they couldn't
stop off Sudden, but the right girls,
ones who would not flare up after mar
riage If they winked at pretty girls,
would get along swimmingly. and af-
ter time they'd settle down and
make staid and contented husbands
Now there is nice boy-Oscar Bus
kirk. He is bud that has been over
looked until he is plum ripe and must
be picked soon If saved from certain
bachelorhood. He has been sadly
neglected and he feels the apathy dis
played by the fair sex. He was tell
ing us the other day that he had done
all in his power to induce the girls
to love him but up to date has made
a dismal failure. He says If the girls
do not warm up and propose shortly
he will turn his face to the wall in
the future. There is one thing. the
girl that gets him will have a lot to
do and that is let him enjoy game
of stuff occasionally. Sluff is Oscars
first love and it will take years to
wean him away from the seductive
game.
We hardly know what to advise in
the case of John Herr II the girls
use him right they will form com
bination and each one propose and
lead him merry chase for a few
months and then-allow their affec-
tions to become chilled 1t would on
ly be serving him right. Here he has
been playing hob-nob with the girls
hearts for several years. We have
heard five different girls say that he
ought to be sued for breach OF prom
Use, but they did not like to air their
heart troubles in court room.
Milt Hegrick. Well, we are afarid
the local girls are up against it. We
are reliably informed thai he is spok-
EN- for--that 1t was settled last Sun
clusion until the happy event takes
place, which will be some time in June
when he goes to the Worlds fair via
Oklahoma. This is simply mentioned
as it will prevent refusals, as fore
warned is forearmed
In Walter Weightman the girls
should have their delight. Tall.
and graceful Walter is
one OF the few who is not old in
and does not want to be-
He has ever been a good friend and
loyal to the subsequently, new
girls. Do not let the fact that Walter
has made love on more than one oc.
casion bother you. You know it is
nice to WOO one who has had expe.
in encircling
waists. Walter likes to be petted,
and ii one of you girls will promise to
do this he will never pout.
Have you ever observed the trio
the Smelter bank combine. Messers
j. NJ. Herbert, Norman Thompson and
Joe Clark? We desire to warn one
and all that they are gay deceivers.
and such adopts in winning their way
into the good graces of the fair sex.
They are never happy except when in
the company of some fair charmer.
Why. one evening, at the club we
heard one of them call up six differ.
ent yonng ladies asking II he could
spend the evening. Just think OF II. |