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Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1904-08-12

It seems that they really have "soci-
ETY. journals" in Japan. Those peo-
pie have not advanced so much as we
imagined.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1904-08-12

There's no denying that Col. Young
husband will be able to write very
interesting book, if he reaches Lhassa
and then gets safely out of Tibet.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1904-08-12

liked, however, the yoke and the box
plat at the back, which is applied can
be omitted and the model used for a
palmer waist. Also the back can
either be made to blouse or drawn
down snugly as liked. To make the
waist for a woman of medium size will
be required 51s yards 81, 4ss yards 81
or az yards A inches wide.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1904-08-12

he couldn't get drink could only
have been half shot"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1904-08-12

For neutral powers another correct
definition Of war is that 1t is q nui
sance.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1904-08-12

The New York woman who was
tickled under the chin wasn't tickled
bit, and she had the fellow arrested.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1904-08-12

Inventor Holland should go to some
reliable medium and call up the late
Darius Green.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1904-08-12

Thus far the war has cost the Japa-
nese 576,OO0.O00 yen and 5000 men.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1904-08-12
For a Sickroom.

Take full handful each of worm
wood, sage. lavender, rue, rosemary
The daily Alaskan., 1904-11-14
STORM SWf[PS ATLANTIC

ashore. There is no report from ship ping, but great losses are feared.
 Schooner on Nassachhsatts Island
 Woods Holl, Mass, Nov. 1.-The schooner Erncularius is ashore on Nau- shon island, southwest of this place. There is no trace of the crew and it is feared that all have been lost.
The daily Alaskan., 1904-11-14
BAZAAR OPENS
 2 O'Ci 0CK SHARP

The bazaar which will be given by the ladies of the Presbyterian church tomorrow afternoon will be opened at ? o'clock sharp in the Baur building on Sixth avenue. The building has been elaborately decorated and everything is in readiness for the purpose
 Everybody has been cordially invited to attend.
The daily Alaskan., 1904-11-14
EARTHQUAKE
 SHAKES SEATTLE

Special Dispatch to Daily Alaskan.
 Seattle, Nov. l4-A slight earthquake was felt at this p ace Saturday night. The shock continued for three seconds. The damage was slight, though in many instances many chimneys were rocked down.
The daily Alaskan., 1904-11-14
KILLS
 ITALIAN WOMAN

Special Dispatch to Daily Alaskan.l
 New York, Nov. l4-William Wander heyden ran down and Killed an Italian woman with an automobile Saturday evening. A large crowl gathered around the automobile and threatened to lynch Vanderhayden, who was res cued by squad of police.
The daily Alaskan., 1904-11-14
JapS Exhibit Patriotism

The little handful of "little brown men" living at Ketchikan have raised and sent home one thousand dollars to help swell the Japanese war fund, and all declare their readiness to go home and join the fight as soon as notified that their services are needed.-Ket- chikan Journal.
The daily Alaskan., 1904-11-14
TRY AGAIN
Boxers prpg4ring Another
 Uprising in China

Special Dispatch to Daily Alaskan.
 Beloit, Wis, Nov. l4.--Charles Gam mon. of the Missionary Bible society in China, has telegraphed sensational re- ports of another boxer uprising being arranged. He says Minister Conger, of the American legation is alive to the true situation and has advised the gov ernmeut at Washington.
The daily Alaskan., 1904-11-14
PLAGUE INVESTS
 BRITISH INDIA

Special Dispatch to Daily Alaskan. ]
 Simla, British India, Nov, 24-Plague has visited this section of India. There have been 10000 deaths in the last week. The stricken district is being cut of from the remainder of the coun- try, aud the dread disease will be stamped out as soon as possible.
The daily Alaskan., 1904-11-14

Special Dispatch to Daily Alaskan ]
 New York, Nov. l4-A fierce hurri- cane is sweeping the Atlantic coast,
 This city is cut off from the south and the west. Wires are down in every di- rection, The ferryboats operating out of New York have all been driven
The daily Alaskan., 1904-11-14
GETSBAD
Kaiser H4s Trouble With
 Throat Aglin

Special Dispatch to Daily Alaskan.
 Berlin, Nov. 14-Emperor William is again having trouble with his throat. It is worse than it has been thus far. An operation will be necessary in a few days. The illness has caused a big slump in the stock market,
The daily Alaskan., 1904-11-14
GEN. KUROK| IS DEAD
Great Japanese strategist killed near Liaoyang October 4. Death kept se- cret because of fear of effect on men,
Especial Dispatch to Daily Alaskan)

11-Gen Kurok the srategst the He was hit with of shell while front of Laoyang October and his breast and  wassh shipped to Japan recently the mikdo
The daily Alaskan., 1904-11-14
NO MORE CHOLERA
 IN PHILIPPINES

Special Dispatch to Daily Alaskan.l Washington, Nov. l4-Gen. Wade re- ports from the Philippines that cholera has entirely disappeared from the isl- ands. He also says the soldiers are needed there to assist the civil authori- ties,
The daily Alaskan., 1904-11-14

The Boss Bakery makes a specially of three things-ice cream, fresh bak' cry goods and Flows candies, all guar anteed to be perfect. The ice cream and bakery products of the Boss Bakery are unexcelled anywhere, and Flows candies speak for themselves wherever found.
The daily Alaskan., 1904-11-14
sKAGwAY WEATHER

The result of the observation taken at Moore wharf at midnight, November l3, 1904, is as follows: :. Temperature time of observation ...4 40 Max. temp. preceding "A hours...... 43 Min !" ......32 Mean ......5o
 Barometer, 29.4l.
 Heavy south wind, cloudy.
The daily Alaskan., 1904-11-14
BAD WRECK ON RUNNERS
Katy Train Jumps Track Re-
 Sulting Fatally

Special Dispatch to Daily Alaskan. ]
 Kansas City, Mo-, Nov. 1.-The north bound "Katy" train jump-d the track and was wrecked yesterday afternoon at Mound, Kansas. John Farrell was killed and five were injured.
The daily Alaskan., 1904-11-14
STRAIGHT WHISKiES
Az and Batured In the Wood in
 ths U. s. Bonded Warehouse

We make a specially of high grade liquors. wines of all kinds. The only only family liquor house in Alaska.
 House of Lords, Black Usher Scotch, Imported Port and Sherry. Highest quality cigars. Our guarantee goes. the Monogram. Bloom & Korach.
The daily Alaskan., 1904-11-14
FAMINE SPARES RUSSIANS IN THE FACt
Especial Dispatches to the Daily Alaskan. ]

Special Dispatches to the Daily Alaskan
  of Warsaw and other places The people The chopped ground bark ScrVy eIeec
 LIBERALISM GROWS AMONG SLAVS is The liberal influences that nave hereVe ca are opposing governmental policy In response liberal sentiment the government has removed
  oppressive the police the
 GERMAN SAID JAP SHIPS from Tnger where he with the that attckt d tn Russians efore fired them
 RUSSIAN CRUISER STRIKES ROCK recently at VIu'oS wa badly damaged
 LAPS INCREASE TAXES heretofore uttd Thedecr increase he
The daily Alaskan., 1904-11-14
STAGE ARRIVES
 AND DEPARTS

Whitehorse, Nov. l4-A White Pass stage arrived from Dawson last night with no passengers and l4 sacks of mail. It will depart for Dawson again today at l o'clock.
The daily Alaskan., 1904-11-14
Fire Department Increases

The Dawson fire department has been increased 10 men as a result Of-an in- uuiry before a commission appointed 70 investigate the Cecil hotel fire.
The daily Alaskan., 1904-11-14
Improve T.lOphOus Communication

The telecriptoEraph, an instrument which will reproduce in print the con- versatiOn taking place over atelephone, has been invented by an Italian.
The daily Alaskan., 1904-11-14
First Sleigh For Dawson
 Gets Away

Whitehorse, Nov. 1.-The tirst White Pass stage to go on runners this season left Whitehorse at 3 p. m. today with 2S sacks of mail, 400 pounds of express and no passengers.
The daily Alaskan., 1904-11-14
Railroad 'Restaurs n:

Best meals in town served from 6 a. ID. to 10 pm. Tray orders a speciality, 10c. extra.
 John Williams, Prop.
The daily Alaskan., 1904-11-14
Jadg, Delaney Go s South

Judge Arthur K Delaney will leave f0. the south on the Cottage City. He will spend the winter in California. His
 daughter, Miss Alma Delaney, will ac- company him.
The daily Alaskan., 1904-11-14
Mr,, WalIao, Is Ds,d

A telegram to H D. Kirmse ot this city from John F. MalOny, of Juneau, says Mrs. Wallace, mother of the first Mrs. Malony died at that place yester- day.
The daily Alaskan., 1904-11-14
Couucil Will Meet Tonight

There will be "a regular meeting of the Skagway city council tonight. All the members are in the city except Mayor Keller and Mr Kalem.
The daily Alaskan., 1904-11-14
CAR SAYS MAY GIVE UP.
Russian emperor gives Gen. Stoessel per mission to surrender in order to pre-
 vent a massacre of his brave garrison.
Special Dispatch to Daily Alaskan.)

Nov Rusa has changed her policy and the ear has t gwen G 9O
  the assaults by means and nothing else o.a which tula ncas the bonn will short
The daily Alaskan., 1904-11-14
Beware of fire

Chimney cleaning, window cleaning and all kinds of house cleaning. Leave orders at F. Wolland. Kid Rudisell.
The daily Alaskan., 1904-11-14
At Wholesale Prices

The Mascot saloon sells liquors, either bulk or case goods at wholesale prices, All the old brands always on hand. lO-l-tt.
The daily Alaskan., 1904-11-14

The Vienna Bakery wants your bus mess. It gives the very best at the cheapest price. Phone 35.
The daily Alaskan., 1904-11-14
Suit for ST a Yoar

Buy an English corduroy suit at Claysou's They cost fifteen dollars and wear fifteen years. If
The daily Alaskan., 1904-11-14

A fine lunch ana large glass of Rainier beer, at the Seattle Saloon for 10 cents. tf
The daily Alaskan., 1904-11-14
Clothes R paired

Ladies' and gentlemen's clothes cleaned and pressed. Mending of all kinds. Fifth Avenue, three doors east of State street. 1929 I'm
The daily Alaskan., 1904-11-14

Best of wines liquors and cigars at the Totem.
The daily Alaskan., 1904-11-14

You get good TaIues for your money at the American Tailors.
The daily Alaskan., 1904-11-14
Dunlap.hats at Clayson's.

Fine porcelain tuOs at Principal bar bershop, opposite Board of Trade.
The daily Alaskan., 1904-11-14

Leopard velvets and Scotch flannel waistings, at Harrisons'.
The daily Alaskan., 1904-11-14

All the delicacies of the season at the Pack Train Restaurant.
The daily Alaskan., 1904-11-14

All the latest winter styles in suit ings at the American Tailors.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-08-18
Did London CoRee Houaes

In 1857, we are told, the first coffee
house had been prosecuted as a nui,
sance. In 1708 there were three thou.
sand coffee houses, and each had its
habitual circle. There were coffee
houses frequented by merchants and
stock -jobbers carrying on the game
which suggested the new nicknames
bulls and bears, and coffee houses
where the talk was Wing and Tory,
of the last election and change of min.
istry, and literary resorts such as the
Grecian, where, as we are told, a fatal
duel was provoked by a dispute OveI
Greek accent, In which, let us hope,
1t was the worse scholar who was
killed, and Wills, where Pope as a bog
went to look reverently at Dryden, and
Buttons, where at later period Add
son met his little senate. Addison, ac.
cording to Pope, spent five or six hours
a day lounging at Buttons, while Pope
found the practice and the consequent
consumption Of wine too much for his
health. ThAckeray notices how the
club and coffee house drinking shorten
ed the lives and enlarged the waist
coats Of the men Of those days.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-08-18
Cavalrrmen VINO Ride Oxan.

The oldest cavalry in the world is
maintained on the west coast Of Ma
dagascar by Governor General J. G..
Gallieni. While the French troops In
that country are ample to meet the
occasional revolutions, the governor
general makes use of the native talent
for police work in out Of the way To-
calities. On the west coast of Africa
is tribe of natives, possibly racially
connected with the Hovas, who are
known as the Sakahova, the most
warlike tribe of the country. The ma
tives, in imitation of French troop
ers, organized an oxen cavalry corps,
under command of : French officer.
They are armed with modern long
handled lances or spears and side
arms.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-08-18
"Esprtt de Corps." ="

All the tiny crlpples In the nefghbor-
hood OF the settlement house, together
with a few able-bodled children, had
been feasted on cake and lemonade,
When one of the detormed mites was
ready to 10 home he missed his coat
which search failed to find. The young
woman who had been minlstering to
the wants OF the company had seen
one Of the able-bodied girls 20 out with
something under her shawl too bulky
to be secreted cake.
run, my dear. TO Jenny" she said
TO one OF the lads. "In picking up her
shawl perhaps she got hold Of some
thing else by mistake"
The boy moved OF on his stumpy
crutch. and when he returned he held
the coat up In triumph, The accident
had happened; Jenny had picked II VI
with the shawl.
The crippled children crowded close
round the young woman In great per
turbation. Their self-respect had beer
wounded, and they looked dIsdainfully
at the few sound children among them
Finally one OF the lads said:
'Miss Martin, II amt one OF US thai
did 1t. Jenny amt cripple; she's
on'y a Sunday schoolr
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-08-18
Voice from Arkansas.

Cleveland, Ark, August Is Especially
Nearly every newspaper tells of some
wonderful cure OF some form OF Kidney
Disease by the Great American Rem
edy, Dodd's Kidney Pills, and this part
of Arkansas is not without its share OF
evidence that no case is too deeply
rooted for Dodd's Kidney Pills 10 cure.
Mr.. A. EA Csrlile, we'll known and
highly respected here, tells Of his cure
after nearly quarter Of a century's
suffering. Mr.. Carlile says:
81 want to let the public know what
I think of Dodd's Kidney Pills. l
think they are the best remedy for
sick kidneys ever made.
81 had Kidney Trouble for 90 years
and never found anything that did me
80 much good as Dodd's Kidney Pills.
l recommend them to all sufferers"
There is no uncertain sound about
Mr.. Carlile's statement. He knows
that Dodd's Kidney Pills rescued him
from a life of suffering and he wants
the public to know it. Dodd's Kidney
Pills cure all Kidney ills from Back.
ache to Bright's Disease.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-08-18
Roscoe ConklinR's Big Fee.

1t is said that one day when Roscoe
Conkling was beginning to attain some
measure Of success he dropped into the
office Of Charles O'Conor, OF New York,
then one Of the leaders Of the bar.
whats the trouble" asked the lat
ter, as COnkling excitedly paced the
floor.
"I've just been subjected to the
worst insult have ever received. This
is the first time a client ever objected
to my fee.
'You know l defended Gibbons for
arson and put in some tremendous
work for him. He was convicted at
the trial, but we couldn't help 1t, and
took the case to the Superior Court,
and he lost there, then on to the Su-
preme Court, and that affirmed the con-
viction, and he has been given ten
years. Now, my fee only amounted
to $1,000, and the scoundrel actually
has the audacity TO grumble about 1t,
saying it's too high. What do you
think Of that for impudence"
"Well," said O'Conor, slowly, "of
course you did a lot of work, and 49,
900 is not big fee, but to be frank
with you, Mr.. COnkling, my opinion,
founded on mature consideration, is
that he might have been convicted for
less money"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-08-18
Well Fitted to Re . Judge.

A funny story comes from the South,
where the cynic had gone to spend a
few of the cold days Of January. While
coursing his way through Georgia he
stopped of to see an old friend and a
jaunt through the country was the out
come OF his visit. 1t happened that his
friend was quite prominent in politics
in the vicinity, and as they trudged
down the road an old darky approach
ed and saluted them cheerfully.
"Mornin'. ledge" began old Sam.
"Howdy."
Say, Jedge, Use like tn be on de
mex ticket for justice Nv de peace"
continued Sam.
you a judge!" replied my friend.
"Why, what do you know about the
law?"
MOS eberythin'."
'Well, now, Sam, II we should elect
you and a man was brought before
you charged with committing suicide
what would your judgment be"
This caused Sam some deep medita-
ton, and after considerable wait he
replied:
well, under de circumstances,
guess I'd make him support his wife"
Philadelphia Telegraph.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-08-18

miss Nellie Holmes, treasurer
of the Young WOman's Temper.
ance Association Of Buffalo, N.Y.,
strongly advises all suffering
women to rely, as she did, up.
on Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege.
table Compound.
"DEAR Mrs. PINKHAM - Your med
icine is indeed an ideal woman's medi-
cine, and by far the best ! know to
restore lost health and strength. ]
suffered misery for several years, being
troubled with menorrhagia. My back
ached, / had bearing-down pains and
frequent headaches. / would often
wake from restful sleep, and in such
pain that suffered for hours before
could go to sleep again. I dreaded the
long nights as much as the weary days.
] consulted two different physicians,
hoping to get relief. but, finding that
their medicine did not seem to cure me.
I tried your Vegetable Compound
on the recommendation of a friend
from the East who was visiting me.
81 am glad that followed her ad-
vice, for every ache and pain is gone,
and not only this, but my general
health is much improved. l have q
fine appetite and have gained in flesh.
My earnest advice to suffering women
is to put aside all other medicines and
to take Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege-
table COmpOund."- MISS NELLIE
HOLMES, $40 No. Division St., Buffalo,
N.Y.. $4,000 forfeit iforiginai of abOVs letter pEe.
Gag geaEksRssS cannot be produces.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-08-18
ozRMA KRpT sPRnAprNo.

sig years ago my wifa had bro king -cut beioW
her knees, At hrnt red bumpa appeared, but aocu
white, husky soaba came, and when these would
shed on the place became red again. and wouiG
itoh and burn 10 that she found 10 impossible Ca
sleep, At tlmos n yellow water ran from tAa
bumps, and Il kept getting worse and worse, Oun
family ply aieian pronounced tt Eeaema, and pre-
seribed olntmenta and powderui but IL kene
spreading, breaking cut on her body and arms
and almost closed up her ears. The druggtse 40
after taking several bottles was cured, and ta
well to-day and has been for years.
Garner, N. q. w. A. HouUTT.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-08-18

about 100 600 votes. sILAs G. SWALLOW.
Then he ran for Governor and did
nearly as well, threatening the Repub-
lican ticket. Four years ago he
sought the nomination which has now
been given him, but John G. Woolley
was the successful asplrant. Mr..
Swallow is a Methodist minister and
editor Of the Pennsylvania Methodist.
-
Don Jaime, of Bourbon, second son
Of Don Carlos, the Spanish pretendcr,
saw In the Russo japanese quarrel an
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-08-18
"What he saw den 2"


1T Is hinted." said the close adviser,
that there is no reason for your hav.
ing so much money"
My friend" answered Senator Sor>
ghum, those people don't understand
our social system. Nowadays 1t Ia a
waste OF time TO expect man to stand
up and apologize for having money
Washington Star.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-08-18
HOw's ThIs7

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for
any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by
Halls Catarrh Cure.
+. ]. CHENEY & CO., Props, Toledo, O.
We, the undersigned, have known +. ].
Cheney for the last Is years, and believe him
perfectly honorable in all business transac-
hons and financially able to carry out any OBJ
legations made by their firm.
WKsr TRuAx, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, o.
WALDFNe, KINSAN & MARVIN, Wholesale Drug
gists, Toledo, o.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally, act
Ing directly upon the blood and mucous sur
faces of the system. Price 75c. per bottle,
Sold by all Druggists. Testimonials free.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-08-18
An unfair ADVANTAGE.

The Czar-Why did you lose that bat
tie?
Gen. Zolticoff-The japanese attacked
US in our rear.
Il was informed that they attacked
you In front"
Eyes, but that was our rear when
they got there"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-08-18
Going 1t Alone.

No matter what you undertake.; no
matter what the game. be it love or bust
ness, this advice goes just the same. In
your struggle for position, for happiness
or wealth let these words your motto be
"Rely upon yourself" Then if you
make ten strike it will be all your OWL
and il you in the gutter fall you can
wallow there alone.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-08-18
BillviIle Literary Note.

A Billville literary note reads as
follows:
while one of our leading authors
was peacefully plowing In the field
some miscreant stole his shirt, his
shoes and six poems. Verify the way
of the literary man is not as smooth as
a railroad. atlanta Constitution.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-08-18
Eruptions

The only way to get rid
Of pirnples and other erup-
tons IS to cleanse the blood,
improve the digestion. stim.
ulate the kidneys, liver and
skin. The medicine to take Is
Hood'sSarsaparina
Which has cured thousands.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-08-18

"But why" l asked the good wife,
''are you so anxious TO secure the top
fiat in that ten-story apartment
houseT
Because" explained the household
freight payer, the elevator would be
a great help to us in bringing up the
children"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-08-18
Possible Explanation.

Miles-There is said to be race OF
savages in Africa whose vocabulary
consists Of but eight words.
Giles-What! Do you mean to say
there are no females among them2
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-08-18
In the WRONG onice.

Caller-We are very rich, and we wish
to marry our daughter to count, mar
Quis or duke.
Clerk with dignity)-You are in the
wrong Office This is a matrimonial
agency. You win find the international
Purchasing Agency two doors to the left.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-08-18

Judge-Why did you arrest this
man?
Of1cer-For profanity on the street.
Judge-Did you hear him using it7
P Oficer-NO, but his shoestring broke
twice as he was running for car
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-08-18
Hereditary

II hear" said the friend Of the fam
lily, that your son is sowing wild oats
broadcast since he went to the city,"
"Takes arter his ole dad, reckon" !"
replied old man Corntossel. eth farm
er in him air bound tew crop out, by
hemp
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-08-18
Willing to Repair.

Young man." said the stern father,
you have been calling on my daughter
until you have worn out the sofa. You
know what that means, don't your
Certainly, SIR" responded the young
man. "I'll send up an upholsterer to-
morrow"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-08-18

saylst, whose liter,
airy fame Is world
wide. He was borr
at Reading, Eng
land, Aug. %, 1923
and was educated
at Elton and OK
ford, gaining two
scholarships and
various prizes. In
lS4T he was called
to the English bar
He was reglus pro,
fessOr of modern
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-08-18
ItI.nnked that Way.

Mrs. Henpeck-I don't think she'll
ever marry him.
Mr.. Henpeck-Why not?
Mrs Henpeck-Oh, she quarrels
with him so and is so domineering.
Mr.. Henpeck-Indeed? I'll bet they
have been secretly married already
Philadelphia Press.