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THE lROQUOIS GOES
TO PEARL HARBOR

About ten o'clock yesterday morning
Capt. Niblack took the members of the
Masters and Pilots Association and
several other invited guests down to
Pearl Harbor in the U. S. S. Iroquois
to see the buoys and get the general
run of the landmarks, so as to be able
to take ships into the harbor
After sailing far up the West Loeb,
a delicious luncheon was served on
deck. In the afternoon the party went
over to the Peninsula and let Mr.
Rebafn off. From there the party
cruised around Ford's Island and then
went to the mouth of the harbor again.
Here Capt Nibiack spent some time
locating the wrecked dredger, which has
now completely disappeared from view
Then came the return home, the Iro
quois entering the harbor about quart
er past four.
The guests we're: A. de S. Cana
varro, the Portuguese consul; S. Harai,
the japanese Consul eleve; a. Viva
vona, the French consul; H. A. Isen-
berg, the German consul; Captains
Simerson, Freeman, Parker, R. F. Ben
nett, VIM G.. Bennett, Cover, Mosher,
Petersen, Thompson, Olsen, Graham,
Naopala and Pratt, Messrs. ]. A. Ken
nedy, F. Klebahn, Spencer, Piltz, Conk-
ling and Beckley, and Judge and master
Hatch
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w. q. Hau Arrives.

The w. G. Hall got in early yesterday
morning with a good passenger list but
a small amount of freight. She reports
the Mikahala at Waimea discharging
lumber The schooner M. Turner has
finished discharging her coal at Eleele
and begins taking in ballast today. She
will only carry Is tons of sugar. The
bkt. Encore is also at Eleele and will
begin discharging coal tomorrow. The
weather is fine all over Kauai and on
the return trip the water was as smooth
as a mill pond.
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The Mails.

Mails are due from the following
points as follows:
San Francisco-Per Ventura. Oct 26.
Yokohama-Per .Manchuria. Oct. 20.
Victoria-Per Miowera, Nov. 10.
Sydney-Per Sierra, Oct. %.
Mails will depart as follows:
San Francisco-Per Sierra, Oct. Is.
Sydney-Per Ventura, Oct. 26.
Yokohama-Per China, Nov. I.
Victoria-Per Moana, Nov. 16.
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1rngard Arrives.

The Am bIt. Irrngard arrived off
port about one o'clock yesterday morn
ing and berthed at 8. She made the run
from San Francisco in 10 days. The
wind was light and the sea very smooth
all the way No vessels were sighted.
She brought 900 hogs for the Metro
po1itan Meat Co. and a cargo of gen.
eral freight. Capt. Schmidt expects to
get away in about ten days in ballast.
He will go back to San Francisco.
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Profitable Investments,

Choice lots at KaimuBi at LOWEST
prices and terms to suit times. Two good
Kewalo lots on Kawaiahao St, $3.50;
very cheap. House and lot (Ioox1ooft)
in Nuuanu tract at bargain. Fine and
cheap lots, on your own terms, in Nut
anu tract, the healthiest and coolest place
around the city. Also for rent some
nice cottages.
J. H. SCHNACK,
~ Nfe-ct,a7+ S+-eA+
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shipping Notes.

The Sierra is due from the Colonies
tomorrow morning.
The schr. NJ Turner and the bkt.
Encore are at Eleele.
The Irmeard arrived yesterday, six
teen days from San Francisco
The America Maru is due from the
Coast tomorrow with FIVE days later
mail.
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Helene Comes and Goes.

The steamer Helene arrived early
Sunday morning with load of cattle
and departed again for Kawaihae about
half-past eleven for another load. She
will be back sometime tomorrow
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VESSELS IN PORT.
ARMY AND NAVY.

AFMI AND NAVf.
U. S. S. Iroquois, Niblack, station
vessel.
U. S. Coast Survey Steamer Patter-
son, Pratt, Dutch Harbor, Oct ID.
MERCHANT VESSELS.
Alpena, Am. schr., Spicer, Newcastle,
Oct. 16.
Andrew WEIGH. Am. blk. Drew, San
Francisco. Oct. II.
c. L. Woodbury., Am. schr., HiIo, Oct.
20.
Erskine NJ. Phelps. Am. sp., Graham,
Philadelphia, Aug. 81.
Irmgard, Am. bkt., Schmidt, Oct. %.
Olympic, Am. bk., Evans, San Fran
cisco, Oct. Is.
Santiago. Am. bk.. Anderson, San
Francisco, Aug. %.
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claud,ne Rack Again.

The Claudine arrived yesterday morn
ing as usual, with a large passenger
list. She brought 81 sacks of corn, 54
hogs, 20 calves and 1876 packages sund-
ries
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U. S. WEATHER BUREAU.

Alexander Young Building. Honolulu,
IT. H.
October %. D. m.
Mean tempera ture-76
Maximum temperatures.
Minimum temperature-70.
Mean barometer-29.94
Rainfall, "a hours ending p. M
Trace.
Relative humidity-s a. M, 10 per
cent; p. M, Is per cent.
Mean absolute humidity-702S grs.
per cubic foot.
Prevailing direction of wind-varia-
BILE.
Average wind velocity. miles per
hour.
Average cloudiness, in tenths-5.
ALEX. McC. ASHLEY,
Section Director, in Charge.
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JOIN THE RELIEF AND
BURIAL ASSOCIATION.

Membership fee $500
to the Relief Fund. so
No monthly dues nor yearly assess
ment.
H. H. williams and Mrs E. c. Will
Jams are the undertakers OF the Relief
nd Burial Association.
No. 1927 Fort street, opposite Club
Stables.
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TIDES. SUN AND MOON.

Full moon Oct. Path at OBS a. m.
Last quarter of the moon Oct. 31st.
Times of the tide are taken from the
United States Coast and Geodetic Sur
vey tables.
The tides at KahuIui and HiIo occur
about one hour earlier than at Homo
lulu.
Hawaiian standard time is 10 hours
30 minutes slower than Greenwich
time, being that Of the meridian of I57
degrees thirty minutes. The time whis-
tie blows at 1870 p. nn., which is the
same as Greenwich, hours minutes.
Sun and moon are for local time for
the whole group.
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1As Hawaiian Realty and Maturity Co.

Limited.
neal Estate, Mortgage, Loans and
Investment Securities
Homes built on the installment plan.
Home Office: Mcintyre Bldg, Homo
&D32, I. n. L. K. KENTwELE.
General MANAGER.
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SHIPPING INTELLIGENCE
ARRIVED.

ARRIVED.
Stmr w. O. Hall, Thompson, from
Kauai ports, $3.50 a. m.
Stmr. Claudine Parker, from Maui
parts, Ais a. m.
Bkt Irmgard, Schmidt, 10 days from
San Francisco, 8 a. m.
y. S. S. Iroouois. Niblack, from Pearl
Harbor, 20 p. m.
DEPARTED.
U. S. s. Iroquois, Niblack, to Pearl
Harbor, 10 a. m.
Stmr. Helene for Kawaihae, at II 80
a. m.
DEPART TO-DAY.
Stmr. Noeau, Peterson, for windward
Kauai ports, 5 p. m.
Stmr Kauai, Bruhn, for Maui ports,
Honokaa and Kukuihaele. 5 p. IN.
Blk. Santiago, Anderson, for San
Francisco, II a. m.
LEAVE TOMORROW.
Stmr. w. G. Hall, Thompson, for
Kauai ports, p. m.
Stmr. Mauna Loa, Simerson, for
Kona and Kau ports, II noon.
Stmr. Likelike Naopala, for Molokai
ports, 5 p. m.
PASSENGERS
Arrived
Per stmr. Claudine: r. H. andersen,
]. T. Crawley, w. D. Keystone, F. s.
Munsel. J. NJ Vivas, Mrs. Matsumoto,
Miss Kalei Chas. Healy and wife, A.
Silva and wife. K Roendahl, G. 6.
Kinney, ]. c. Cohen, ]. H. Wilson, A.
Robello, All Chin Mrs. ]. w. David
son and daughters, F. Kla1np, A. ].
Splitter. c. w Ashford c. A. Bruins,
E Kojina, F. Stark. J. L. Carnegie,
S. B. Fujiyama, Miss Carrie Dunn, Mrs,
A. NJ Wilson.
Per Stmr. w. G. Hall: a. w. Spitz,
w. A. Moran Dick Garvin. S. Seke-
moto. H. P. Benson. A F. Under, ].
NJ. Davies. DR.. F. A St. Sure, E. K.
Allen. H. C. Mossman, F. Carter, Hee
Fat. Miss Kobbe. c. NJ Lovested, A.
L. Williams, Rev J. NJ. Lydgate, D.
Kalauokalani, H. w. Mist, I. Kaiu and
so deck.
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HAWAII SHINPo sHA.

THE PIONEER JAPANESE PRINT
ing office. The publisher of Hawaii
Shinpo. the only daily japanese paper
published in the Territory of Hawaii.
C. SHIOZAwA, Proprietor.
7. SOGA, Editor.
Editorial and Printing Of1ce-10Se
Smith ST., above King. Phone Main 4S.
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Note:-Barometer readings are cor
rected for temperature, instrumental
errors, and local gravity, and reduced
to sea level. Average cloudiness stated
in scale from to 10. Direction of wind
IS prevailing direction during "a hours
ending at 8 p. m. Velocity OF wind is
average velocity in miles per hour.
ALEX. Nice. ASHLEY,
Section Director, in Charge.
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LARGE HOUSE ON BERETANIA
STREET-Next to Hospital; III
rooms. Rent. cheap.
Also, RESIDENCE LOTS for sale at
Kapahulu and Puunui on easy
terms.
Apply to w. w. CHAMBERLAIN,
1864 Room 206, Judd. Bldg.
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oCULIsT AND AuRIsT.

DIR. WIN. G. RoGERS-Rooms SO and
"a, Young building. Phone Main Is.
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HONOLULU STOCK EXCHANGE,
NAME OF STOCK

Honolulu. oct. .. 1904
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COTTAGES; Christley lane, off Fort ST.
Rent reasonable. Apply Wong Kwaf.
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NOVEMBER 8
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ron FURTHER PARTICULARS.
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FOR SALE.

FOR SALE.
COMPLETE set bound volumes Plant
ers' Monthly. % vols, 1882 to 1904.
Uniform binding: full sheep. Price
s175.00. Address P. NJ, care Gazette
Co. 6sos
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-05-15

disc store and bought a sack Of the
red leather variety. They cost so cents
pair and were daisies. as shoes went
then They were assorted sizes, but
AN large. To make the campaign COM
plete. I took along a couple of horses
for the more dCcrepit TO ride.
Il started So as 20 be on hand at
daybreak. First I sent four men over
10 Bloomington on the horses. riding
double. with instructions TO get back i'm
time for another trip. OF course they
understood that they were indebted TO
Moberly's munificeuCe for a trip TO
town.
Then shouldeUed my sack and cir
cled around through the country. The
red leather shoes did the business
When I'd strike a member of the adj
vance guard OF civilization he'd hail
me.
What ye got in tn sack neighbour
'I[ickers
Nav Sellin' emg
Giving EN- way
HOnest2 Let's take q look.
I'D drop the sack and after. he'd
clean the dirt or his feet he'd try on a
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pair about his size and strut around fin
them.
Like tem2 I'd ask.
We betu
They're your'n if yonil take a little
walk
I'm yours. Where DO I go?'
bloomington.
Then he'd whistle. for in some eases
it meant from thirty 20 forty miles 20
the round Uiu As he hesitated Ia
tell him what time they were having
there all the bands were out. speeches
were being made and at might they'd
have a bonfire. All he had 20 do was to
walk over and vote for M0berlY and the
shoes were his-besides having q gag
time at the county seat with nothing
TO pay for It.
ut fetched 'em i'm every instance. No
other guarantee of the performance of
the contract WAS required than the sim
pie word of the voters to be. and not a
man went back ON bis bargau. Their
consciences Nere entirely clear in the
deal
Before the afternoon same I found
mon that 7sulHd o. ever pair Of shoes
ina the sack. ARD lire Of patriots was
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pastural pieces, each Characteristic Of
the immediate surrounding display. In
the art gallery are to be found master
pieces by Utah artists. The scope is
broad; the subjects Interesting, uatu-
raj and in many instances Characters
nc OF the region from which they came.
me nude, the figure, The landscape, the
rugged mountain. quiet dell and peace
iul baruyard scene. are there, true to
life IN Utah. as seen by the eye of her
native artist.
The state building reflects credit
upon Utah. It is not as large as many
others, neither les IL as costly or pre-
tentious. But it is homelike. cosy, ar
tistic and welcoming ia appearance. 1t
was one of the four state buildings
which were completed and ready for
occupancy when the gates of the eN-
position were thrown open Go Che eX-
pcctant multitudes on April 81.
II is close 20 one 81 the most inn
portant entrances, conveniently lO-
Gated. faces 90 one of the most inn
portant bouleVards within the encios-
ure, and is near the other state build
inEs.
The interior is an that could be de-
sired. Evidences of Utah's culture re-
iuemeut and advancement are to be
seen ON every hand by the decorations,
which include picture and the handi-
work of the sculptor The building IS
intended as a temporary home for
every Utahn.
The educational exhibit IS the only
one not in place. That is no fault OF
the Utah commission. The fair di-
rectors were late Ia giving the state
space. When ID was awarded the work
of collecting All exhibit was begun
And when 90 is iu place ii win be in
keeping with the other exhibits. 10 viii
show to the ,eerld that Utah is as far
advanced i'm arts and letters and The
fundamental principles of education as
the older staets. It viii show that
although Utah IS compare lively
young state, sprung 40 In a~haM cen
tury from sage brush lands, inha bited
by wolves and coyotes, It's civilizers
were progressive American citizens,
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.LECTIoNEERING IN
OH MISSOURI

CNew York SUM
In the middle Of the last century the
dreadful word bribery was not used
with the horror it is in Missouri nov.
Candidates thought nothing of putting
a barrel of whisky a some convenient
point for the voters or even lending
them a few dollars. Major Tom Moody
OF Macon county tells of an election iii
1854 i'm which "a candidate won his way
into the state legislature by a judici0us
distribution of pillow SHOES.
william T.. Mobcrly and John Hall
stead were the rival candidates. said
Major Moody bloomington, the coun-
ty seat was the only voting place. it
made a long trip for some of the voters,
and they were not 60 he blamed for
failing to exercise their right of SUE
fraEe unless the men who received
their votes made ID worth while
'Moberly was a Wing ana Halstead
an ardent Democrat. WAS helping
Mobarly. The day before election we
had long and earnest consultation as
20 the best way of getting the remote
voters 10 the polls. The Indications
were the vote would be close. Both
candidates were popular and they Rad
made a thorough canvass
'It happened that when 7 first came
here ] located in the eastern part of
the county and knew number Of men
there. That is where we looked for the
greatest apathy, on account of the dis
tauce from Bloomington. But they
would Dee willing to vote for either
candidate who would furnish The way
To- get to the polls.
"In those DAYS most Of the farmers
worked i'm their bare feet in warm
weather but. of course they Wouldnt
go 60 town that way That gave us an
idea Cold weather would soon De 0}
and the farmers would be nCeding
shoes
"AIobcrly went to a general mcfchan-
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The Judge Rewarded
lsan Franc.sco caIL-l


A certain judge who possesses a de-
gree from a leading university dropped
in one day at a new thirst resort. In
cidentally to see the decorations Of
tine place. When the judge entered.
one Of the barkeeps was discoursius
60 customer upon the beauty Of a
stained glass window
Dat window he said els the hand
soonest one in any Joint in town. 7
don't know what dat Eye-talian on IT
means. Wishr i did
That motto said the judge, Oblig-
ingly, sis Dunn vivamus Eivamus, and
means, While we live, let Us live.
say, replied the barkeeper. "ain't
dat great! Tm mighty glad 10 know
what dat spiel stands for.
The next day. the judge being ia
the same neighborho0d, again en-
tered the resort TO get some refresh
ment when the baFkeepr eherily greet
ed him.
Good morning professor GLAD 20
see YOU say. ID give yoUse some
good whisky dis time
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strung out all the way from salt river
TO Bloomington TO cast their ballots for
the man with an idea that was better
than giving whisky or tobacco.
''Moberly was elected by q majority
that exactly fitted the gift shoe distri-
button. There was a celebration and
everybody was happy-more especially
the unfettered voters with the shoes.
Nobody would have dreamed of calling
that bribery. ] think the terms applied
10 1t in those days was 1ectioueerinE.
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the character and extent of her ex-
hibiJ.
The same completeness and thor
Oughuess holds good with the other eK-
hibits. I'm the agricultural display
every county in the state is well repre-
scented. Wheat, barley, hops, rye and
other products of the agriculturist are
TO be found, neatly presented to the
gaze of visitors. and so arranged as to
attract the artistic eve. The bOunti-
fuluess Of the crops is set forth by in
tclligent and easily COmprehended COM
paratiYe statements.
Irrigated and dry farming crops are
designated by either placsrds or small
cards. Where an exhibit is Of especial
worth. the fact is stated. Nothing has
been left und0ne iu the labelling of the
exhibits which would have the least
tendency 60 leave the spectator or in
quirer in doubt.
Iu the horticultural building Utah
bids fair TO more than hold her own
against the states OF the east and west.
Perishable fruits. not in season, are TO
be found i'm solutions in glass bottles.
Their arrangement is admirable, far
more attractive. in many instances,
than those of older and supposedly fur
Their horticulturally advanced common
Dried fruits form a feature Of the
states display which is more than
commendabIe. Every kind of fruit
capable of being preserved by drying,
is TO be found I'm the exhibit. And not
only that. but the size and character
of the fruit and the success attained
i'm the preservation process, are such
as to attract favorable comment
The silk industry, while small, is
cfeditabIy shown. The various stages
of the process of making silk from the
cocoon % thc loom, are shown in a
manner that denotes care ina eXecu-
tion The dairy. cheese and butter
fields of Utah are noticeable above an
others owing TO their completeness and
c,mpactuess.
The honey industry is especially at
tractive owing to "a large and artistic
cmblematic figure moulded out Of
beeswax. Ut is more than life size, a
woman seated upon a mountain crag,
with am American eagle by her side.
the shield Of the state and an old
fashioned beehive az her feet and side .
The pose of the figure Is both graceful
and lfelise. ~ is commanding be-
cause Of its size, and conspicuous 1
position. ID is the cap of the honey
exhibit from the bee keepers associa- +
tion and contains hundreds Of pounds
OF the finest wax 10 be found ia any
state in the union or country on the /
top Of the globe.
s#@
The artistic tendencies Of the state /
are to b. found on every hand with 4
.r
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who are as keen to the advantages OF.
education as the forefathers Of the co
louial states, and have advanced apace
with them.
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The artistic tendencies of the state
are TO BE- found on every hand with
beautided or made moro fOTCeful by
HaHtinEs by local artists touching
'Hron the specific exhibit. They en-
brace landscapes scenes OF activity or
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Tif Enr INT.

Mr.. A. was a millionaire. He was
fifty He met Miss b. Miss b. was a
milliner. She was twenty.
Mr. A. fell i'll love with Miss B. He
asked her to marry him. They were
married.
In ten years Mr.. A. was sixty. Mrs.
A. was then thirty. Mr.. A. was still in
love with his wife But he had found
out that she was not in love with him.
that she never had been in love with
him and that she never would be in
love with him. He brooded over this.
And he died from broken heart But
he left her all his money.
Mrs. A. was a milliOnairess. She was
forty. She met Mr. C. Mr.. c. was a
musician. He was twenty-five.
Mrs A. fell in love with Mr.. c. He
asked her to marry him. They were
| married.
In ten years Mrs. c. was fifty. Mr.. Q.
was then thirty-fve. Mrs. c. was still
in love with her husband. But she had
| found out that he was not in love with
her, that he never had been in love
with her and that he never would be in
love with her. She broOded over this
And she died from broken heart But
she left him all her mOney.-TOwn Top
| iCs
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skeptic and Pessimist.

Mr.. Dolan looked at his visitor with
an expression of confirmed opposition,
and during the friends argument he
further emphasized his disagreement
by an occasional emphatic shake of the
head.
Nav, / don't hold wild loife insur-
ance companies, nor yet wild savings
banks" he said stubbornly. "A cousin
O. me own, he had his lOife insured for
the benefit O. his wildly, an afther all
he nivver had one, for twas him lived
to be eighty, an her that doied.
"Wid banks it's just the other way,
he continued. For there was me own
uncle, he put money in the bank and
he kept sticking it in and sticking it i'll
in the hopes that whin old age come he
cud take it out gradual lOike and enj'y
himself, and instid o that twas him
that had the wildly befOOre he touched
sixty-two! They're wurrked on the
wrong plan, the both O. thin institr
tions, man, and it's wonder to me
hear you spanking a good wurrd fol
| 'em."