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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-04-02

Ju know ID makes a blaze look like
tirty cendts fer der Chabanees to occu-
patton id ofer night
Der prunesipual reason some beo-
pies tink aboudt Easder before id
Games ISIS dot id iss der egg-septed
dime fer putting book beer on der
markedt.
"Bedween Ping Yang and WIFI" says
der ladesd dispadge, 'iss we're der crash
viii came" Won vouldt expectation
crash uf dose two got tO-geder.
We opserf dot der vorsd brand uf lazy
ment ISIS now trafeling under der nom
de-prune of Spring fefer."
Something's TO BE GLATNESS FOR
OIdt Adam hadt some droubles in hiss
Dere vas no blaze to take a quiedt
drink.
From vat We hear he hadt a vicious
IND she put hiss life up pleasure on
der blink.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-04-02
REFLECTIONS OF a BAcHELoE


It's very easy for a girl to marry a
man If she doesn't want to.
A woman makes an agreement so as
to be able TO break it il does not suit her
It's curious, but a girl is sent to school
TO be educated TO be supported as a wife
and a boy to college to be educated to
support her.
Maybe the woman who brags to others
about her husband thinks If she could
make them believe it she could make
herself believe it
It is very unreasonable for a woman TO
refuse to understand that when a man
has been working late in his office and
comes home at daylight it isn't queer for
him to ask if dinner is ready yet.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-04-02

The Intra- Mural railway at the
Worlds fair is finished and satisfac-
tory test has been made. The system
includes IA miles of track, all within
the grounds. The visitor may reach
any point of the exposition for one
fare
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-04-02

How would Gen. Funston do for Gen.
Miles running mate on the prohibition
ticket? Water appears to possess a
special attraction for both.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-04-02

The legislature of Iowa has passed a
bill prohibiting the docking of horses
tails. The automobiles must continue
to take their chances.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-04-02

The doubling up of the territories is
not without its good points. There will
not be SO many United States senators
from two states as from three or four.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-04-02

Miss Anderson has been given
judgment of $4,000 against the man
who impersonated young Goelet. What
does the young millionaire get?
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-04-02

Senator Burton says if all could be
told it would appall the world. Docs
he refer to his method of obtaining the
remainder of that $4,000 which he de-
clared went to his creditors?
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-04-02

England is pursuing her customary
methods in Tibet. She has signalled
her occupation of the country by
slaughtering 400 of the native inhab-
ftants
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-04-02

The Russians have decided to do no
fighting until September. This plan is
likely to necessitate a considerable
amount of running.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-04-02

When the Republican national con-
vention resolved in favor of statehood
for the territories, probably the dele
gates had no thought that the doubling
UP process was to be applied.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-04-02

Senator Burton declares that he has
done no wrong. Still, by his own con-
fession, he got the money.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-04-02

Springfield. Cdass.) Union: The kan
sas legislature in making Gen. Bristow
a senator would be overruling the opin-
ion Of the greatest deliberative body
in the world, the national house of rep
resentatives
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-04-02

Washington Post: If Gen. Bristow is
promoted to the senate, it is expected
that the requirement of Senatorial
courtesy would prevent him from go
ing any farther in the investigating
line.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-04-02

Hartford Post: Senator Burton should
hasten to pull the hole in after him.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-04-02
CALIFORNIA, $4,000.


Tickets on sale during March ana
April. This rate also applies to inter
mediate points. Good in tourist sleep
ers and free chair cars. Liberal stop
over privilege allowed.
For full information and free htera-
trre. address T. L KING.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-04-02

Dere vas no suntay t'eatre or oder
blaze to go
So dey Ioafed oraundt DER millionaire
fiat,
Budt Adam vas a lucky pan in Won
way. dough,
Fer Efe couldt meier sticn him fer a
fordy-dollar hat.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-04-02

Uf, vile strolling down der strausse
lasd night
Nit holdings much to do
You kicked a hat NIT all your might
Und proke your OfershOe-
Veil you shouldn't do so any vsys
Remember we're you're at.
Play deacon on der Foolish day,
Und ALWAYS PASS DER HAT.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-04-02

Didt you efer figger Id oudt how der
rabbit got chips in der Easter DEAL
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-04-02
WABASH TO ST. LOUIS.

worlds Fair Route" -@Follow tES
Flag"
Only lire to Worlds fair main en-
trance. Five daily trains from Kansas
City. Shortest line. Ask your agent
for tickets over the Wabash.
L S. MCCLELLAN,
Western Passenger Agent,
KanE=s CITY. No
H c. SHIELDS.
Travelling Passenger AgcgIes
Kansas City, Mo
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-04-02

Dis vouldt be a goodt dime fer some
uf der Crawfort Special Egg-strav-
aganZa show cOmbanies to come in oudt
uf der dense foresd we're dey half peen
making a conceaImendt. Wy dis ISIS a
goodt dime? Pecaus nearly all uf der
eggs is boiled.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-04-02

Hal Ju heardt dot der Chabanees hat
occupationed Hal Ju und An jug An
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-04-02

Der Rooshans, id ISIS reborted, hat
resorded to a noder brand uf IN
craftsmanship. Dey hat peen shood-
ing wales NIT torDedoslIis.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-02-22
OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT.

All the members Of the Priesthood
OF the Church Of Jesus Christ OF Lat
ter-day Saints, residing In wards l.
.. 3, s, 0, 10, 81 and 80, in Salt Lake
City, are requested to meet in the AS
sembly Hall, on Tuesday, Feb. 20, at 7
o'clock p. m.
The purpose of the meeting Is TO
transact business looking to the or
ganizatIon Of stake, the north bound
airy OF which viii be Third South and
the west boundary East Temple street.
This meeting Is for members Of the
priesthood only, and 1t Is desirable that
only those living in that district be
present at the meeting,
On Friday evening, Feb. 20, at 1880
O'Clock, there will be a meeting OF all
members Of the Church, in the above
named district, at the Tabernacle to
complete the organization OF the stake
All members OF the Church belong
ing to that district, are invited and
urged to be present on this OCCASION
JOSEPH r. SMITH,
JOHN II. WlNDER,
ANTHON II. LUND.
Salt Lake City, Feb. is, 1904
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-02-22

pissed and outcast, and ennobled surer-
ing. II checked lnfanticde and found
ed asylums for the young; II removed
the curse OF slavery by making the
humbest bondsman proud Of being
child OF God: II fought against the
cruelties Of the arena 1t Invested the
home with purity, and proclaimed
the value Of each human soul as a
treasure IN the eyes OF God and II 80
leaVened the great masses Of the em-
pIre as to render the cross OF Christ
the sign Of victory for It's ieglons In
place OF the Roman eagle The Gal
ilean' entered the world as a conqueror.
The church became the educator OF the
pagan nations and one race after an
other was brought under her tutorship.
The Latin races were followed by the
Celt, the Teuton, and the Slav. The
same burning enthusiasm which sent
forth the first apostle also set the mis-
slonarles aglow and brought, all Eu-
rope and Africa, and. finally, the
American continent under the scepter
OF an omnpotent church. Chris.
tianity is not an end, but the means to
an end-namely, the establishment OF
the brotherhood OF man and the father
hod OF God. Here Christianity pre-
sents itself as an orb OF light, but not
so central as 10 exclude Islam, nor 80
bright and unique as to eclipse Juda-
ism, the parent Of both"
This Is a remarkable tribute, from the
source mentioned, to the Nhzarene, and
His mission, although It falls short Of
recognizing the real, sublime truth OF
the religion OF Jesus--,hat He was the
promised Messiah, the true Mediator
between God and Man typihed In the
Jewish rites: the true sacrifice; con-
tanning the fullness OF the Godhead. and
thus bridging the chasm that Hebrew
Essences and heather Gnostlcs filled
with carnations. the creations Of
their own vain philosophy. 1t should
be evident that Jesus was, either this
and all that He claimed, or else an
lmpostor, deceived or deceiving. To
speak Of Christianity as does the Rab-
bI, and then reject the Founder Of II, Is
inconsistent. II the fruit Is good, the
tree cannot be bad.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-02-22

for love OF truth and honesty and pa
trIotism, and It is for the benefit OF
young and old, that the great American
shall occupy the prominent niche in the
temple Of fame accorded 10 him by
common consent, Let his birthday be
celebrated throughout the nation, and
his name be honored in all the world!
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-02-22
TRIBUTE TO CHRISTIANITY.

Rabbi Kaufman Kohler is the author
Of an article ON Christianity" In the
Jewish Encyclopedia. The following
remarkable paragraph Of that article
Is quoted in the Literary Digest.
christianity following the matchless
ideals OF is Christ, redeemed the des.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-02-22
81. Louis Republlc.

is It necessary that We take the In
ltiative in starting question which
has some OF the attributes OF a casus
belli? our interests are comparatively
Insignificant, They are purely COM
merclal, Tho freedom OF China from
danger of Russian conquest Is impor-
tant. but does not yet call for a rush
into entanging alliances.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-02-22
pEsERET EVENING NEWS. MONDAY FEBRUARY %. 1904.

ing guaranteed Chlna's neutrality ~
that nation, through revolution In It's
government. or through an upheaval OF
popular sentiment unfayorable TO for
eign devils generally, or through any
OF the numberess potentlalities OF the
far eastern situation, should refuse to
be neutral? If China for any reason
should violate the neutrality we had
guaranteed, by what coerclye process,
military, naval or police, or by what
form OF court injunction, should we
force these 35O,OOO,00O people, half way
around the globe, back into the neutral
state for which we had made ourselves
respOnsible2
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-02-22
sprIngfeld Republican.

II may be assumed that, in whatever
Is now proposed, the secretary OF state
does not contemplate placing the Unit.
ed States in the position Of formal
guarantor Of the territorial integrity Of
the Chinese empire. or Of It's neutrality,
for by such n course he would 90 far
beyondsany step hitherto taken by our
government and would indeed prac-
tlcally bind this country to defend
ChIna's integrity or neutrality II nee
essary. by force OF arms. The assump-
tlOn 1T this time OF any such obllga-
tons by the mere fiat of any President
or secretary Of state. would justly
arouse strong opposition among our
people.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-02-22
RECENT PUBLICATIONS,

The terrible destruction wrought by
the connagration In Baltimore Is por-
trayed In the 1re-scene photographs in
the supplemental addition TO the cur
rent number OF Leslle's Weekly. A
captivating story, "Our UndesignIng
Dinner" by II. NJ. Hoke, Is another
feature. Eleanor Franklin contributes
an article, illustrated. ON 1.-THE Death
of Good Comedies on our Stage" The
school started by the Quakers in the
Delaware jail which the ynchers storm
ed is illustrated, and the wild annual
revel Of million Italians is pictured
New York.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-02-22

Representative Fitzgerald Of New
York says President Roosevelt is likely
TO involve the country In a war at any
moment. Yes, and the worst of It is
that We couldn't send him to the front"
says a contemporary, Were there a war
all the kings horses and all the kings
men couldn't keep him from the front.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-02-22

The State Is to cede Fort Douglas
military reservation TO the United
states. II is little late. the reservation
being nearly fifty years old, but then
perhaps It Is better late than never.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-02-22

When a great poet suppresses some OF
his poems they should be allowed to re.
main suppressed. They neither add to
his fame nor administer to the pleas
nro of mankind
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-02-22

Admiral schey Is writing a book.
Never before has he undertaken any
thing so dangerous Admiral, beware.
lest you injure a great fame already
achieved
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-02-22
HAY POLICY DISCUSSED.
Philadelphia Public Ledger.


Secretary Hays proposition evidently
is put forth In accordance with some
more or less general understanding. II
could not originate with Great Britain,
because Of her existing engagements
with Japan; II could not originate with
France, because OF her alliance with
Russia Germany has interests which
might lead TO suspicion OF her mo-
lives This country has no alliances
ANA no territorial claims, and may thus
best represent the common concern, al
ready expressed in treaties and agree.
ments, for the preservation OF the In.
tegrlty Of the Chinese empire. AS re.
CARDS territorial integrity alone, this il
no more than Russia has already pro-
Tossed agreement to and Japan has in
sisted ON, though the position OF Man.
churla Is stlll left open TO doubt. But
II must be overlooked that prom
ise OF Chinese integrity Is conditioned
upon a guarantee Of Chinese neutrality,
and II this proposition he carried into
effect Japan's expectation OF military
ala from China must be annulled
---~---s
New York Sun.
What would ha n,,, ,,it.h. . a.. -.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-02-22

Or. Wood Hutchinson, secretary Of
the State Board Of Health Of oregon, Is
a strong advocate OF the Use Of alcohol
as a race builder. Presumably he ia
vors Wood alcohol,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-02-22

Is II coming to this that the city
fathers, mayor and council, are reach
ing the conclusion that neither has
any rights that the other Is bound TO
respect?
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-02-22

Forty.hve Russian Jewish physicians
have given up their practise that they
may go to the war in the Far East In
Russia Jews are safer In battle than at
home.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-02-22

II is said that when Mark Twain was
a very small boy he was very bad one.
But he was never so bad as Peck's
Bad Boy
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-02-22

President Harper would have Mr.
John d. Rockefelers birthday cele-
brated. Would he make of 1t a ma
tional holiday?
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-02-22

France Is watching the Balkan situa-
ton very closely. There is no place on
the political horizon that will bear more
watching than the'Balkans.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-02-22
Baltimore Herald,

The powers know that this country
has no desire to obtain land In China.
What Americans want Is equal oppor-
tunites with other nations TO trade
with the Ceestlals
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-02-22

II YOU don't Just like the weather,
remember that into each life some
rain must fall
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-02-22

The President has selected the men
who are to compose the Panama canal
commission. They are In very deed
select lot.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-02-22

Very naturally his opponents say that
General Dick Is dlckering for the sena-
torshp.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-02-22

Turn about IL fair play, Uncle Sam Is
now grabbing the land grabbers.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-02-22

The Cossacks and the laps have met
by chance, the usual way.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-02-22

Washington never told lie. His
record Is unique.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-02-22

Many happy returns Of the day, Gen.
eral Washington!
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-02-22

The Japs found those cossacks quite
captivating.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-02-22

Striker Demolll's last strike was for
liberty.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-02-22

The drawings are by leading artists. IL
is unique and attractive, and In every
way artistc.-Chicago
The Popular Magazine for March
contains, besides complete novel by
w, Bret Foster, twelve short stories
and serials, by recognized authors
Street & Smith. New York.
The February number Of Out West
has the following list OF contents.
Mining $50 Years Ago" illustrated by
Charles f. Lummis; 1.-THE Passing OF
Old Santa Barbara" illustrated, by
Katherine Lynch California Mistle-
toe" Illustrated by Helen Lukens
Jones, Travelling In Tahiti" by
Charles Keller concluded, illustrated
by Louise NJ Keller; "One Day" poem,
by Nora May French; "A Prairie
Trail" poem, by June Il, Downey; AT
ter the Carnival" story, by p. II. New
man; Catalina Fog" poem, by Blanche
Trask; "A Vision OF Motherhood" story
by Samuel Barclay: "The Fugitive"
poem, by Grace MACEDONIAN Cooke; THE
Sheriff of Silver Bar" story, by John
Llllis Lyons; 1.-THE Sierra Republic"
ipNiHp W buiiNS militilu W. u uhi M'H-
umenta priorum," AN Old Song OF the
Rail. Jery, Go an lie that Car-rl"
Early California "reminiscences" by
Gen, John Bidwell, Part II; THE Land
marks Club" I'm the Lions Den (by
the editor, and THAT Which Is Writ
ten (reviews by c. A, Moody. --Los An
geles, Cal.
The National Geographic Magazine
for February opens with an article on
"The Republic Of Panama." by william
II, Burr Of the Isthmian canal commits
sion. The interest OF this paper Is en-
HANGED by numerous Illustrations. Other
subjects treated on are, Eight Inter
national Geographic Congress-" "The
Philippine Weather Service" Some
Facts About Korea" "The Beet Sugar
Industry" Sven Hedin's Central Asia
and Thibet," 1t is an unusually in
terestng number of that always in
structlve publication.-H Me-
mortal hall, Washington, d. c.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-02-22

The Japs call them the Don ccssacks,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-02-22

The calendar Of Armour G. Co., this
year Is entitled the New American Girl.
The drawings are by leading artists. 1t
is unique and attractive, and In every
way artistic. Chicago.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-02-22

The Popular Magazine for March
contains, besides complete novel by
W. Bret Foster. twelve short stories
and serials, by recognized authors
Street & Smith. New York.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-02-22

New York Sun.
what would be our plight after hay-
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1904-11-12
TIE ELECTION IS OVER.

After numDer OF great pOlltl-
cal cam paigns in this State, the
elimination of it all, for four long
years, ca me last Tuesday, and the
RANNFR for one, instead Of any
feeling of regret or Gisappoint-
ment at the decision Of tho peo-
pie, is glad that the whole thing
is over. 1t is now ia order for the
people of St. Mary and Of Louis
lana to forget all past differences
and to come together and work
for the upbuildipg aud advance
ment of our interests. The parish
of st. Mary is exceptionally fer
tile, and nowhere within the bor-
ders Of the State could the sturdy
immigrants of the North and West
find more congeniai and profitable
homes. Something ought to be
done to urge our claims in this
matter. AS concerns the State at
large, her increasing growth and
advancement is great source of
qualification to her people, and
the bountiful crops of all kinds
this year will further help the
good work. The parish of st.
Mary should not be allowed to,
and we feel confident will not do
otherwise than keep pace with the
great developments now going on
il the State. Let harmony pre-
vail everywhere and let US be up
and doing, to develop the immense
resources of our parish.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1904-11-12
STATE OF LOUISIANA.
.G3rd judicial District COurt--Par-
ish of st. Mary.
Albert Hanson Lum Der Co.. Linz
tied vs.. Frank Jackson,
No. tO,393.

Cnuer ana by victce If Il :lcri fac;as
iASltd out OF the honorable Bird Ju-
dicia. District Court, in the above
numbered and entitled suit, and to
III" directed, ! have seized and will
offer fo5. sale, fol cash, In the last
and highest bidder, ut the principal
front door 81 the Court House in the
town OF Franklin, La, OF
Sal URDAY, THE nth DAY OF
DECEMBER, 1904,
between the hours Of II o'clock, a. n. 9,
and O'Clock, y. M, the following de
scribed property, tO-Wit:
That certain ira ct Or lot Of ground
lying and being sitnated IN the Town
OF Franklin, Parish OF st. Mary,
Louisiana, below the depot OF said
Town, having front on the continu-
alton OF Willow street OF sixty-two
feet by depth of one hundred and
tifty-tive feet bounded north by lands
of Frank Jackson, east by Frank
Jackson, south by said continuation
OF Willow street and west By Martha
Lewis, being q part of the land ac-
quired by Frank Jackson in an act of
partition between himself and Rich
mond Jack son on the 18th day of
August, 1891, of record in Book IA"
OF Conveyances. page 7l9; together
with ell the buildings and improve
ments on said lot situated.
JOHN B. SANDERS, Sheriff.
Sheriff's Office, Parish OF st. Mary,
La, Nov. 4th, 1901.