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The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1904-03-26
LEAVE TONIGHT
LOCAL BLACKSMITHS TO GO To
CHICAGO TO ATTEND
CONFERENCE.

Mr.. Guy Randall. the l. G. black
smith, and Mr.. Leonard Block, black
smiths helper, will leave tonight for
Chicago to attend . general council Of
blacksmiths and helpers which will be
held Monday to decide on general
scale of wages for these two trades.
This will be the first active step
taken by railroad employees this spring
to settle q scale, and when this work
is completed other tradesmen will
meet and decide on what they want,
and the demands for advance will be
made at the same time.
The woodworkers will also send a
grievance committee to Chicago short
ly to decide on q scale and this will
be followed by the machinists and 9th
er tradesmen.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1904-03-26
WEDDINGS.

The marriage OF Miss Geraldine
Sanders. daughter Of Judge and Mrs.
ID. L. Sanders. OF this city and Mr..
Charles James, OF Evansville, at the
First Presbyterian church Wednesday
afternoon at O'Clock. was one Of the
social events Of the week. The couple
are now south on wedding trip. and
on their return will reside in Evans.
Vile.
The wedding Of DIR. Robert Rivers
of this city, and Miss Janet Bush OF
smithland, took place Tuesday even
ing at the Methodist church Of Smith
land. Ii was an elaborate ana beauti-
full function. The couple will reside
in this city.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1904-03-26
ANNOUNCEMENTS.

Easter bazaars, in which many So
cicty women are interested will be
events Of tho week. The Ramsey and
Ne we'll societies of the Broadway
Methodist church will have a cake
and stock sale Friday, ut Dubois drug
store and the Woman's committee of
the Y. NJ. O. A. will lhave q cake
sale Saturday at L. b. Ogilvie d
Cos dry goods store at Fourth and
Broadway.
The Wednesday Afternoon club
will meet next week with Miss Irms
Hecht ut her home on West Broadway.
The commencement exercises of the
medical department. of Vanderbilt
university, in which DIR. Will Polk
of this city will graduate, will take
place next Saturday.
The Delphio club will meet Tuesday
morning with Mrs. X. B. Phillips, ct
her home on jefferson street, near
Ninth.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1904-03-26

5The Week In Society,"


street. The first prize was won by
Miss Irene Schwab, the second prize
by Mrs will |. Levy, and Mrs. Her
man Friedman won the lone hand
prize. Tho guest were Mesdames
Harry Livingston. Herman Friedman,
/. Nauheim. Adolph We'll. will I.
Levy, Misses lima Hecht, Irene
Schwab, Helen Hecht and Mamie
Dryfuss.
The Industrial club met Friday af-
ternoon with Mrs. Frank Kirchof, Jr.
at her homo on South Second street.
The afternoon was spent in embroid.
cry and . dainty luncheon was served.
The guests were: Mcsdsmes q. W.
Katterjohn. Il. W. Bockmon. p. +.
Lally, w. p. Hummel, Henry Kan
letter. Jesse Gilbert. George Wolfe
Frank Gardner. jeff Read, Misses
Louise Kirchoff. Louise RottgeriDg
Bertha Mcrtz and Mary Berger.
Mr..and Mrs. John Slaughter en-
tertainsd at dinner Wednesday al
their home on North Third street, in
b, nor OF MIR. Slsughter's birthday.
The guests were: Rev. and MIS-
George o. Bachmsn, Misses Mons
Stokes. Pearl Kirkpatrick and three
mci.b rs Of the Paducsh fire depart
mtnt.
Pnducah lodge of Elks hal . social
session Thursday night following the
regular lodge meeting in h,nor OF
Pas, Exsltci Rrulers A. w. Greif, NJ.
W. johnson. 4. @. Gleaves, +. ].
Bergdoll. q Z. Whit, sides AMI Will
liam Kraus. Refreshments were
served
1.-THE High school literary Glass will
give play entitled Mistress anc
Maid" at tho Rod Mems hall, Apri
o. The proceeds will be devoted Z,
buying equipment for basket hal
class. Miss susanna Kirk has charg,
of the entertainment.
The Ramsey Society Of the Broad
way Methodist will have q muscis
Tuesday evening, at the residence o.
Mrs William Fades on West Jefferson
street. The enterta inment was post
poned from last week.
The Evergreen circle. Ladies o.
the wooimon Of the World gave u so
cial session and banquet at Broadfoot'i
hall, Monday night.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1904-03-26
ABOUT PEOPLE.

Mrs. W. ID. Greer went to Dawson
Tuesday.
Miss Lucie Robiou went to St. Louis
this week.
Mrs. W. e. McGnry has gone to
Hopkinsville for q visit.
Mrs James Utterback left this week
for q visit to Hopkinsville.
Mrs. Charles X. Wheeler went TO
Louisville, Tuesday and has returned.
Miss Myrtle and Helen Decker have
returned from trip through Tonnes
see.
Miss Rella Coleman left Thursday
for visit to Princeton and Hopkins
vile.
Mrs. ]. Wheeler Campbell has re-
turned from Louisville. where she has
been i'll.
mirs Deiie Dali, oi Louis'iiie, IT,
turned home today after visiting Miss
Inez Trent.
Miss May Orme went to Henderson,
Tenn, this morning TO visit Mrs.
Charles Morris.
Mrs. william Gilbert reformed this
week after spending some time in San
Antonio. Texas.
Mrs. O. II. Sheriff. and child OF
this city and Mrs. II. NJ. Sheriff. OF
Union City. have gone TO Dawson.
Mrs. A. J. Decker will return from
Columbus. o.. tonight accompanied
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1904-03-26

by her sister. Mrs. j. W. McChord.
Mr.. John Kiger, Of Winchester, Va.
q brother of Mr.. Charles Kiger of this
city. has come to Paducsh to reside.
Mrs. Irwin S. Cobb and little daugh-
ter, Elizabeth, are expected home to-
morrow from visit to Savannah,
Ga.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. L. Duke are guests
of Mrs. Ducks parents, Mr.. and Mrs.
j. 7. Householder of West Trimble
street.
Miss Rebecca Allen will return
Sunday from Kenosha, Wis, where
she has been for some time for her
health.
MIS-. Henry weissinger returned to
her home in Louisville this week after
. visit to her father, Captain George
o. Hart
Mrs. Mariana Mayes. and little
Misses Virginia Carney and Anna
belle Hale are visiting Mrs. Robert
Martin.
Mrs. George Conant. OF Evansville,
and Mrs. Elizabeth James, of Prince
ton, returned home yesterday after
attending the Sanders-James wedding.
Miss Estelle Vance. of Shreveport.
La, went to Louisville Tuesday after
visit to Mrs. James f. English.
Miss Vance received much social at
tention while here.
Miss Alice Hood left this week for
her home in Baltimore after visit to
Mrs. W. +. Bradshaw and other rela-
tives. Miss Hood made many friends
while in Paducah by her bright mind
and pleasing personality.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1904-03-26
AMONG THE CLUBS.

Mr.. Louis Spencer Daniels, an i'm.
porsonator, who 10 well known here.
from previous visits, will give series
Of recitals in this city at the First
Christian church April Z and 9 the
last being "A matinee. Mr.. Daniels
is coming under the auspices Of the
Delphic club. which rs raising . fund
TO furnish room in the Carnegie H.
brAry as meeting place for this club.
Mr.. Daniels is one OF the most tai
onted young impersonators of the
south. and his entertainments are al
ways pleasing. He is especially clever
in southern dialect.
The Magazine olub met Thursday
afternoon with Mrs. John p. Campbell
At her hons. on broadway. The mem.
bsrs answered to roll call with quota
tions from Ella wheeler Wilcox. A
report from Cosmopolitan on"The Im.
mortality Of Fame" was given by
Miss Ethel Morrow. Mrs.. Victor
voris gave q report from the Book.
man. on THE War Correspondent. -
The book review from Forum was
given by Miss Matte Fowler and Miss
Dow Husbands reported from current
magazine. "a View of American An.
thors. Dainty refreshments were
served.
The Delphio club met Tuesday
morning with Mrs. X. B. Phillips. at
her home on jefferson street. The
general topic for the morning was
Venice. 1.-THE Ducal Palace aud
the Bridge Of signs" with a reading
from "Childc Haersld" was given by
Mrs. Edmund Post. 1.-THE Church Of
the Fran-Its Monuments and its
Works of Art'' WAS discussed by Mrs.
Louis Riekc. Church Of San q. sogo.
Story OF St. George" was the subject
Of paper by Mrs. Muscoc Burnett.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1904-03-26
iii.
PASSING OF LENT.

In Just one week more the sombr,
Lentcn days will be over and social
gayeties will b,gin again. The card
clubs will resume their meetings, and
there is promise OF many functions,
before warm weather. The leading
event Of Easter week will b. the wed
ding OF Miss Mabel Riese and Mr..
John w. Scott on April O.
The society girls after their Lenteu
rest and quiet will be fresh for spring
festivitics, and will enjoy them al
tho more for having been deprived OF
them for Q season.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1904-03-26
A PAINFUL INJURY.

A hack ran over Mr.. Eugene Brian,
OF the ii. A. Rose Lumber company,
in front Of the Palmer house last even
ing about O'Clock. He was crossing
the street in the rain when the hack
struck HIM in the binding downpour
and knocked him. down. DR.. Reddick
attended him and found that his inju-
ries are not serious.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1904-03-26
ENTERTAINMENTS.

A stag dinner wss given by Mr..
Charles Sugars Tuesday night ct the
residence OF his parents. Mr.. and Mrs.
Sam Sugars, ON North Sixth street in
honor Of his twenty second birthday.
The house was beautifully decorat'
cd for the occasion, the dining room
being q symphony in pink and green.
Artisically arranged about the roo m
were ported palms and ferns. In the
center OF the table was q silver candle
labra in which were pink candles
with green shades and at each end the
same effect was carried not. Covers
were laid for sixteen. A unique feat
IRE were the "placc cards" hand
painted with pink wild roses, tied
with pink MORE ribbon and so ar
ranged that tho white table linen gave
IA beautiful effect.
An interesting debate on the Russo.
Japan war was given by the Epworth
league of the Broadway Methodist
church at the church Tuesday evening.
The Affirmative eide represented by DR..
Vernon Blythe and Attorney Alben
Barkley, won. The negative side was
represented by Prof. Sugg and Mr..
Wilson.
The sum of 5000 was realized from
the testimonial concert given by some
of Prof. Charles M. Davis musical
friends for his benefit Tuesday oven
ing at Temple Israel. The program
was attractive.
The Wednesday Afternoon club met
this week with Mrs. David Levy. at
the homo Of her parents. Mr.. and Mrs.
H. wallsrstein., on North Seventh
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1904-03-26
MAYFIELD BAND
PROF. DEAN HAS 1T ABOUT
READY FOR WORK.

Prof. Frank Dean, who is teaching
q band in Mayfelh, is progressing rap
idly. and will soon have his band in
good enough shape to make a public
appearance. The band numbers about
twenty men and all members are en-
thusiastic over the outlook. The band
is organized for pleasure only, the
members being representative young
men of Mayfield.
--Ds@~>-------- -
-Vota IN tho World,a Fair confesta
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1904-03-26
SUIT FOR FEE.

Attorneys Hendrick and Miller and
Lovett. have filed suit 10 circuit court
here against F. G.. Rudolph, admins
traitor of the estate of the late Henry
b. Carper. for q fee claimed for de-
Tending a suit. against the estate for
81, 900.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1904-03-26

DIR. and Mrs. Robert Rivers arrived
home this morning from their we'd
ding trip to st. Louis and other cities.
They have a room az Mrs. Mary
vaughan's on North Seventh street
aud will board at Mrs. N. u. Ter
rells.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1904-03-26
RETURNS FROM NAVY.

Mr.. W. f. Horton has just return
ed from the navy department wednes.
day morning. He was not very well
but is improving now. He was hon
orably discharged from the navy and
came home to stay.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1904-03-26
CASE OF SMALLPOX.

Haywood Cook. colored youth Of
4l9 South Eighth street, was rent to
the pest house yesterday afternoon
late with a fully developed case Of
smallpox. There are now six cases
there, but all are nearly ready to be
discharged except Cook.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1904-03-26

The Magszins club will meet Thurs
day, April z, with Mrs. W. W. Pow
ell at her home on West Broadway.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1904-03-26
HIS LENTEN RECORD.

have denied myself-sh, vol,
Too many gracious things to tell
Saint-hkc. though with no saints
dwell.
Even the red, ripe lips Of JEAN
Lips for whose kiss red roses lean,
And eyes like lights in heavens 70,
reno.
III.
have denied-but, Time Is flying.
And those red lips, to Loves reply ing,
The swcctcr'll be for Loves denying
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1904-09-22

Inconvenience. II is also stated that
the last ships completed for Germany
have not proved satisfactory. 1t is
found that in order to keep pace with
naval progress by the improvement Of
Iarmor, guns and torpedoes the battle
ships must be newly designed each
year. The original scheme was to draft
out plan for fleet Of battleships,
building a certain number each year for
"a period Of six or eight years. The
march Of progress in the development
of new features in warships makes this
plan unsatisfactory. In Germany it
seems to be the policy to lay down five
battIeships each year and complete one
in two years. It takes four years to
1nish a battleship in this country,
while in Germany the work has been
done in three years. ..-s.... ..
Big investments are being made by
iseveral countries in battleships which
may be out Of date before they can be
used But though they come high we
and others must have them in order to
keep up with the procession.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1904-09-22

oeeded in producing q seedless grape.
He hopes to finally be able to grow the
new grape to a large size. Several
years ago he began grating various
varieties of grapes with definite end
in view, and this year one vine, which
is wen developed. has a number Of
punches OF grapes on it which are with
out seeds. The vine also bears grapes
containing seeds, but each year that
the vine has borne fruit the number Of
seedIess punches has steadily increased,
and Mr.. snively believes that ultimate
ly the grapes will all be without seeds.
The seedless grapes. while smaller in
size than the ones containing seeds, are
of superior flavor. 49,
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1904-09-22
LEGAE KISSING.

Such and so many dangers in kissing
have lately been revealed that it is
cheering to notice that a man may kiss
and escape with his life and liberty. A
case has just gone through southern
court in which it was held that a kiss
lis not to be considered an assault If the
man who attempts the kiss reasonably
believes that the woman will allow it
and if he does not intend to use force
to obtain the kiss. To constitute an
assault. it was held, there must be an
intent to injure, and where, as in the
case of kiss, the injury is solely to
the feelings the intent cannot be pre-
|sumed,' 1t is also held that even had a
conviction been warranted the punish
|ment proposed was excessive, as the
only possible injury which the prosecu-
trix could have suffered would have
been to her feelings.
Reasonably believes is a good phrase,
and If it is good law kissing is safer
than it has seemed to be. Many men
find it easy to reasonably believe that a
woman will allow a kiss, and women
may give ground for such reasonable
belief even If they don't really mean it.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1904-09-22
vacation ON the Farm.

He visited the dear old farm,
Where in his boyhood days
The weather never was too warm
Or cold--to win his praise,
And now he didn't do a thing
But mop, or fan and groan,
Or say, In accents blitherlng:
This heat would melt a stone"
He longed when in the city pent
To drink from the old we'll;
Tin dipper in his hand. he went
They heard a dismal yell!
The windlass that he loved to turn
Had hit him such crack,
He saw million planets burn
In the old well, alack!
The water had brackish taste;
Twas not the fluid cold
He used to drink with fev'rish haste
In the dear days Of old.
He heard the frogs in croaking greet
Their friend of other years
And wonders why their music sweet
To him so changed appears.
He didn't find the treat at night
OF a mosquito smudge,
A jolly climax of delight,
If he was any judge,
And, tossing on feather bed,
That like a blister stuck,
He wildly rolled his troubled head
And blamed his measly luck.
But now he's home. as Moses meek,
His skin SOLID tan:
Great freckles on his robust cheek,
He's quite different man.
The burrs are sticking to his heels,
The truth he does not finch,
But says the farm to him appeals
AS a. vacation cinch.
Chicago Record-Herald.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1904-09-22
CoMMITrgD.

Harding-''Is Bowler a man to be
trusted?" Santley-"Why that's the
only way you can sell him anything
Transcript.
Yes said the fireman, there were
two men in the building playing chess,
and one Of them is in the ruins yet. We
couldn't get him out. Why. how was
that r" "He insisted that 1t was his
move pr Philadelphia Press.
Don't you think he lacks aplomb?'
asked Mrs. Oldcastle. WELL replied
her hostess. Il don't know but at the
dinner the other night it did seem to
me as though he couldn't get enough
peaches. Chicago Record Herald.
Congressman William Alden Smith of
Michigan tells of little girl in the
Sunday school at Grand Rapids who
defined 'sin of omission as "one Of
them sins which amt been committed
yet, but ought to be. Troy Times.
Mrs. Goodart drumming See here,
little boy; if I give you dime will you
promise me not to buy cigarettes with
Iit?" Little Boy-"Sure, ma'arrl. Yer
don't t'ink I'd waste de price of a kit
tie o beer on cigarettes, de yer ?"-
Philadelphia Ledger,
Mr.. Younghusband-s'Are you going
to join the Ladies Literary ciub?'
Mrs. Younghusband"W Whats the
use? went over to see what it was
like, and the first thing / saw was a
big sign that said, No talking allow
ed Detroit Free Press,
What does it cost week to run an
army like this?" asked the inquisitiye
wa: correspondent.
How do know" said General
#skedaddleski frowning, Why don't
you ask the little devils that have been
running Chicago Tribune.
"What are you studying now?' asked
Mrs. Cumrox. 1--WE have taken up the
subject of molecules " answered her son
81 hope you will be very attentive and
practile constantly. /. tried to get your
father to wear one, but he couldn't make
1t stay in his eye. Washington Star.
Bickers-"HelIo, Welby! You didn't
have to undergo an operation for APP.
.pendicitis after all?" Welby-"No; the
doctors discovered that was too poor
to pay for it So had to get we'll
without it. The fact IS, there's no
chance for poor man in this world
Boston Transcript. M
"Geniuses," disolain1ed the poet, ARE
born, not made
"Are there more geniuses in the
world than you, pa? Ma said you were
the only one
"Your ma is usually right, my boy"
Chicago Record Herald. .6
Summer Bcarder-- What's the matter
with these string beans? They taste
like so much wood" Farmer-"Thats
a new variety I've just been cultivat-
ing. read about them in a book writ
ten by a college professor that had
never lived in the country. detroit
Free Press. .l