River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1904-09-15
Its Professions and Promises
Compared with Its
Performances.
VERlTABLE CALAMITY PARTY
breaches the Gospel of Discomfort and
Wastes Time in 0bstructing Wise
and Beneficent Republican
Policies.

Congressman J. Adam Bede tells Of
meeting a typical member of the party
of promises and calamity howlers. The
Democrat had just come out Of saloon
when he told Bede he had been buying
some lining for his underclotbes. In
reply to Bede's query as to how he was
getting on, the unfortunate disciple Of
Jefferson answered:
"That his horse went dead and his mule
went lame,
And he lost six cows in a poker game;
Then a hurricane came, on summers day,
And blew the house where he lived, away;
And earthquake came when that was
gone,
Then the TAX Collector soon came round
And charged him up with the hole in the
ground"
Bede said that his friend thought that
was carrying the single tax too far. But
if you could analyZe his case and those
Of all chronic complainers and kickers
you would find that, out of a hundred
of them, at least ninety-eight ought to
go out and kick themselves.
Short on Performance.
Democrats do not know the meaning
OF the WOEu performance, Wncn APP
piled to doing anything for the gen
eral good, the Advancement of the hui
man race, or the betterment of man
kind. AS a party it has been trying
to write it for more than a full round
century, and yet it has not succeeded in
forming the first letter. TO do anything
constructive or Of permanent benefit
seems utterly beyond its moral and
psychic conception, or physical capacity
to perform. It's normal attitude is with
its face to the past and its back to the
future 1t never sees an opportunity I'M
til the issue has been permanently set
tied by the Republican party and public
sentiment. Then it will stand up, with
unblushing and inconceivabe effrontery,
and say: 81 did it."
If the question of locomotiOn, with
it, depended upon the two limbs of prom
Use and performance, it would limp
through it's course loathsome deformity.
The promise leg would reach several
times around the earth and then to the
moon, while the performance member
could not be found, intact, with a pow
erful magnifying glass. 1t has been a
helpless victim of promisephobia for a
hundred and one years, and there is not
a single symptom of relief in sight. The
disease is conceded by the best author
tiles to be fatal, but slow death car
ries it's own peculiar form of retributiye
punishment,
Founded on a Mistake.
Jefferson. it's father, while a man of
deep 'arning and consummate diplo-
macy, tied Washington, and early OPP
posed the cardinal principles of the Fed
eral Government. He organized the
Democratic party to aid him in this OPP
position. Washington and Hamilton
wanted a strong protective government,
Jefferson wanted a weak FGovernment
that would govern the least" Founded
on the idea of resentment, resistance, ne
CATION, subversion and an academic and
false conception of personal privilege,
the party has quite naturally been
''forninst" all sane measures directed
toward the healthy progress of the coun-
try and the real advancement of its peO-
pie. Being a party of opposition and
obstruction its policy has been to preach
calamity and foster discomfort; to prom
Use everything and actually do nothing.
Party Odium Under Jackson.
If Jefferson was the foundert of De-
mocracy, Jackson is its patron saint. At
ter the Jeffersonian period, 1S01-25, came
the Jacksonian, 1S25-40 The signif-
canoe of the Jackson era of Democracy
lies in the fact that he was able to build
a machine from the rabble or the less
educated classes, that enabled him act
ually to assert his, claims in conflict with
the Constitution and against the idea
Of Republicansm. He assumed a posi-
ton between Congress and the people, as
it were; as a patriarchal ruler of the re-
public. The curse of Jackson's adj
ministration was that it weakened re-
spect for law The first clear symptom
of the decline of a healthy political spirit
was the election and reelection of Jack
son to the Presidency. His administra-
ton paved a broad way for the demor-
alizing transformation of the American
people. Under Jackson, politics were
vulgarized and American society was de-
prived of its rightful influence over, gov
eminent.
Partisans, Not Patriots.
The twenty years from the defeat of
Van Buren, vii 1910 to the defeat of
Douglas in 1860 brought additional dis
aster and odium upon Democratic adj
ministration. The strength of the party
has always rested in the Solid South
and the uneducated riffraff of our great
cities. During the years mentioned the
Southern Democracy pursued a policy of
territorial expansion, not out of patriotic
or broad motives, but for the sole pur-
pose of increasing the number Of slave
States, and thus preserve the sectional
balance in the Senate. These years are
memorable in history for the struggle
for territorial acquisition, the struggle
over the Wilmot Proviso, the Compro-
mise of 1850, the repeal of the Missouri
Compromise for the long agony in Kan
sas. for the sensational bred Scott de-
cision. and for the reconstruction of the
party on strictly sectional linss.
Rapid Moral Decay.
During all these weighty history max
ing years, the Democratic party was
The Milling accomplice Of the Southern