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The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-07-07
MADE THE ANIMALS HAPPY.
Sydney Smiths Invention of scratch.
er" Very Popular,

Sydney Smiths Invention of "ecrateh-
er" Very Popular.
Sydney Smiths love of animals led
him into lndicrous mistakes at times,
as when. having given his pigs fer
mented grains, he found them all
drunk and "grunting God Save the
King about the STYLE" and when he
allowed one of his quadrupeds to swal-
low mighty dose of pills, boxes and
all. But his "back scratcher" was a
good idea. He had theory that every
animal delights to stretch its back
bone. so he put up his universal
scratcher," a sharp-edged pole, rest
ing on high and a low post, adapted
to every height, from a horse to a
lamb" Before, all the gates used to
be broken; after the erection of the
scratcher he never sustained any dam
age and the only question was which
was the more pleased with the inves-
ton, he or the animals as they it'll
lated their hides.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-07-07
Cured of Chronic Diarrhoea
After Ten Years of Suffer-
ing,

81 wish to say few words in praise
of Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy" says Mrs. Matte
Burge, of Martinsville, Va. 81 suffered
from chronic diarrohea for ten years
and during that time tried various
medicines without obtaining any per-
manent relief. Last summer one of
my children was taken with cholera
morbus, and l procured bottle of
this remedy. Only two doses were
required to give her entire relief. l
then decided to try the medicine my
self, and did not use all of one bottle
before | was we'll and l have never
since been troubled with that COM
plant. One cannot say too much in
favor of that wonderful medicine.m
This remedy is for sale by Hanson &
Emerson.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-07-07
THIS
REM EDY
is sure To
GIVE
S a ii s faction
Ely's Cream Balm

Gives Relief at Once
1t cleanses, soOtheS
and heals the dis
eaSed membrane. 1t
cures Ca tafPah and
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-07-07
Hanson g. Emerson

ask the readers of this paper who are
suffering with indigestion or dyspepsia
to call on them at once and get a
bottle of Kodol Dyspepsia Cure. If
you knew the value of this remedy as
we know ut, you would not suffer an
other day. Kodol Dyspepsia Cure is
a thorough digestant and tissue-build-
ing tonic as we'll. 1t is endorsed per-
sonally by hundreds of people whom
it has cured of indigestion, dyspepsia,
palpitation of the heart and stomach
troubles generally. Kodol Dyspepsia
Cure digests what you eat. 1t is
pleasant, palatable and strengthening
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-07-07
One Lady's Recommendation
Sold Fifty Boxes Of Cham
berlain's Stomach and
Liver TOILETS

l have, l believe, sold fifty boxes OF
Chamberlain's Stomach ane Liver
Tablets on the recommendation of one
lady here, who first bought a box OF
them abont a year ago. She never
tires of telling her neighbors and
friends about the good qualities OF
these. Ia blets.-P. M. Shore, Druggist,
Rochester, Ind. The pleasant pur-
gative effect of these Tablets makes
them a favorite with ladies everywhere.
For Sale by Hanson & Emerson.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-07-07
Plies Upon Top of Piles.

Piles upon piles of people have the
Piles, and DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve
cures them. There are many different
kinds of Piles, but if you get the
genuine and original Witch Hazel
Salve made by E. G. Dewitt & Co., of
Chicago, cure is certain. H. A.
Tisdale, of Summerton, S. c., says,
81 had piles 20 years and DeWitt's
Salve cured me after everything else
failed" Sold by Hanson & Emerson.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-07-07
Trying to Reform.

Two English literary women have
recently taken up, regular vocations.
and have abandoned writing. One
has become a beauty doctor and the
other has invented and is placing
upon the market hair restorer. But
because these women have placed
upon their advertisements "by the
author of so-and-so, strangely enough,
they are now being criticised. Pub
lie acknowledgment, however, that
they have turned from literature and
are attempting to earn an honest liv-
ing and lead q better life. should
rather be commended, and should
lead all charitable people to lend a
helping hand.-New York Globe.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-07-07
inexpensive Summer Cabins

inexpensive Summer Cabins.
For those who are planning next
summer cabins for mountains or sea.
shore, an example of each type is
shown in the August Delineator. The
former is of rough, unhewn logs, and
the atmosphere of the woods is wrought
into the interior and the furnishings
with excellent effect, birch, which is
found in the vicinity, giving the key.
note of the scheme of decoration. The
cabin having a water front is zontally
for an underpinning. The interior is
furnished in Indian wigwam effect.
The decorations and furnishings of
both cottages, as illustrated, are simple
and artistic.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-07-07

seem TO be mostly the result Of natur-
a crossings, 30 here we may have
. disturbing element In our plans. but
IL there IL an outcropping Of such
results, careful note will be made and
we shall procure and make expert
ments with some Of the best hybrids
to see II these outcrosses may help to
break The tendency to hold to ma
lures established line Of breeding.
but the endeayor shall be to breed
up q line OF pure natives and this
study Of hyblids will be separate and
independent of our efforts to improve
the native crab.-W. A. Toole before
Wisconsin Horticultural Convention
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-07-07
The Campaign and Its Man
agement.

Candidates this year will signify
much more than platforms. Condi-
tions were such that the Republican
platforms could not contain any inno-
vations or set forth any bold proposals
looking toward changes of policy or
important new legislation. So far as
the party in power is concerned, it can
do little else but present the Mckinley
Roosevelt administrations to the
country and ask for a vote of conf
dence and renewed lease of power.
No political strategy or finesse, such
as the old-fashioned campaign-man-
ayers delighted in, can be of much
use for the Republicans this year.
All they can do is to present the
Roosevelt administration on its merits,
believing in it themselves and asking
the country to exercise the same faith.
1t is for this reason that Mr.. Cortelyou
has almost ideal qualifications for the
management of this years campaign.
He is firm believer in the admins
tration and its methods, he is widely
acquainted with public men, he is a
good organizer as has been shown
in his long official experience,-he
has a cool head and great executive
talent, he is not welded to obsolete
tradition, and he will make no cam
paign pledges or promises that it
would afterward humiliate the Presi-
dent to be obliged to redeem.-From
"The Progress of the World" in the
American Monthly Review of Reviews
for July
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-07-07

Sometimes man avoids q scrape
by letting his whiskers grow.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-07-07

Il have been using Coles Veterinary
Carbolisalve in my stables two years.
writes G. w. Dunston, of Dunston's
c. G. Express Co., Chicago, "and in
twenty years experience with horses |
have never found remedy as good
for horse fiesh," Get Coles, it's
guaranteed. SO cts, by all druggists
GA
Bears the 1Ihs Kind You Have Always Bought
s's. e. ,IN2ZtM1
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-07-07

drives away II Gold in the Head quickly. 1t
is absorbed Heals and Projects the Mem
brane. Restores the Senses of Taste and
Smell. Full size SOC at druggists or bv mail
Trial size lOc by mail. ELY BRO
Warren Street New York.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1904-09-18
MYRTLEs WIN PAIF

Course.-From makai end of channel
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1904-09-18

To people of football the crowd
that fills the beacher Certainly rong lined the hathcr
yesterday the interesting feature of the Regatta Day eebr
From Myrtle
shore the Railway the hbo lined kaleidoscope
The ships lying along the with bunting Long strings of
colored flags
yadm From fishing club houses futte
of flags making will neye be forgotten.
reporter
speak of the perhed
brilliant OF
Heaani
the respective
went and added
Open house
hundreds of
dispensed the hungry clubs
with and
trophies other on the walls.
Dve of small boys oiated slowing
of free eatab walking
the time they arrived the had fresh
might be repeated ad
houses
when Every
would be cheer The would OF
nas and would Half the
the
did o Crew"
in the
o
whistles
along the crowds the shore, abreast the
Pacific Mail which
the @Lenmol furnished b.
hardto beat
There something doing all the something o
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1904-09-18
A cHEss-pEAY1NG ApMIRA1.

Admiral Charles E. Clark, now in
command of the Naval Veterans Home
in Philadelphia, but known TO all the
world as the man who brought the Ore
gon around the Horn and into action
at Santiago. is said to have received
that appointment on which his fame
now rests because he was a good chess
player. This is how it happened:
Clark, then a Captain, was at SaE
francisco in command of the gunboaG
Bennington. His favorite rendezvous
when ashore was the social room Of the
Mercantile Library Club, where he used
to meet the best OF the chess-pIayerx
San Francisco had to show, usually
beating them badly. There never was q.
penny at stake; but the Captain played
as if he stood to win or lose fortune
His whole mind and soul went into his
play.
When the time came to name man
to guide the Oregon on that hurried and
most important homeward run. Clark'z
name was put forward by a friend ia
the department al Washington, wh@
had seen some of those struggles over
the chess boards. and had noted thai
trait in Clark of doing thoroughly
whatever he set out to-accompiish.
You should see that man play
chess said he, and he went on, to de-
scribe his intense application and de-
termination, adding: And that's why
I think he can bring the battleshIB
around safely, II anyone can"
Three hours later Clark had received
orders to take command of the Oregon
and bring her at once to Cuban wa
ters.
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beautiful finish and the Reds were sat
| isffed to have redeemed their waning
| popularity.
WHALE BOATS RACE.
Course.-From Judges boat to and
around channel buoy, keeping same on
port side in turning, thence back to
start. First prize, SIS; second prize, $40.
Entries: Lawe-nihi, Chas. Oio: Homai,
Geo. Sanford.
The boats came up after the Kapio-
lani and Kanoelani started in purely
gig race, and were given an opportunity
to race separately. The Lawe-nihi and
Homai were regular whale boats with
straight oars, the Kanoelani and Ka-
piolani having spoon oars. The Lave
nihi won the race handily, finishing ten
lengths to the good.
MORE WHALE BOATS.
Course.-From Judges boat to and
around channel buoy, keeping same on
port side in turning, thence back to
start. Prize. $25. Entries: Kapiolani,
Geo. Harris: Kanoelani, Prince Cupid.
The two long boats with lusty Hawai-
ian crews struck off at lively rate
keeping together past the Myrtle Boat
Club house. On the back stretch both
crews seemed to be petered out with
Harris crew far behind. At the light
house the Kapiolani took a squirt, and
both crews took a brace. The Kanoe-
lani led by six lengths and pulled across
the wire in clean shape.
sIx-PADDLE CANOE RACE.
course.-From Judges boat to and
around spar buoy and back to start.
First prize. SIS; second prize, SO. En-
tries: Alabama, A. NJ. Brown; Flying
Fish. Walter Dillingham;; Keomuku, A.
NJ. Brown.
The three canoes got away in fine,
even start, and finished as follows:
Alabama, Keomuku. Flying Fish. The
paddlers sped their canoes at good speed
from start to finish, but the old-time
Alabama finished in the lead as usual.
MYRTLES WIN PAIR-OARS.
Course-From makai end of channel
wharf to Judges boat. Prize, $40 tro-
ply. Entries: Healani Boat. H. Y. &
B. club; Myrtle Boat, Myrtle Boat Club.
The senior pair-oared sliding seat race
was a nip and tuck affair all the way
down the short course. Toward the end
the Myrtles shot ahead and finished
first, four feet in the lead, but no shot
was fired at the finish and the crews
continued rowing. One of the judges
was on the lower deck and another on
the upper deck at the time. The Hea-
lani sympathizers did not like the de-
cision, as the two judges had different
angles of vision at the finish.
JUNIORS TO MYRTLES.
Course-From makai end Of channel
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lighthouse. where they began stringing
out. When they reached the channel
buoys, the spectators turned their at
tention to the events close at hand, and
later when they gazed out to sea, only
an occasional sail could be seen. Ii
was late III the afternoon, when most
everybody had started homeward from
the harbor front that the Irish finished
first in her class in four hours, nine
minutes and fourteen seconds. The Ma
lolo put in an appearance and gsined
second prize in four hours, twenty MIN
utes and twenty seconds from time of
starting. The other vessels did NOT
finish until late in the day and some
We're crawling in when darkness over
spread the sea.
For the first division yachts, for
which Il first prize of s25, and a second
prize of SIS, trophies, were offered.
there We're three entries, as. follows:
Spray, A. T. Picker; Gladys, T. w
Hebron: Hawaii. O. Sorenson.
The big fellows got away in good
shape, showing up splendidly with their
clouds of canvas The Gladys was the
FIRST to return. the others in her class
not being in sight, except for the tops
of their sails. The Gladys time wag
three hours. twenty-five minutes and
seventeen seconds. The Hawaii finished
second. sine three hours, thirty-thref
minutes and thirty seconds.
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Near the channel buoy the Myrtles foul
ed the Heaianis by running across the
latter's bow and the blades became
hopelessly mixed. Coxswain Hough
had evidently! mistaken. the Healani flag
for his own. IT was seen that the Myr-
tie turning flag had become wrapped
about its pole. Rogers then saw his
mistake and 'steered right again. The
Hea1anis turned the buoy first and had
about completed. it's turn before the
Myrtles began making very long sweep
around its buoy. On the square away
the Heaianisl Were far in the lead. AT
the lighthouse the blues were half
dozen lengths ahead. and came across
the line finishing prettily and strongly
nine lengths ahead of the Myrtles, who
made a desperate effort to squirt, but
failed to lessen the distance. Time,
14:41 3-5 for the Healanis; 1903 As for
the Myrtles.
This race gives the Armitage cup IN
the permanent possession Of the Hea-
lani Boat Club.
LAUNCH JULIE WINS.
Course.-Frona Judges boat to and
around the bell buoy, keeping the same
on port side in turning Thence back
TO Judges. boat. Standing start Han
boat starting first, scratch boat last.
First prize, s25: second prize, $40. En-
tries: waterwitch, W. E. Young; P. D.
O.. ]. A. Young; Billy. P. Fitzgibbons;
Pearl. ]. r. Parker; Julie, c. w. Mac
farlane; E. NJ. Phelps. Robt. J. Graham.
The handicaps were as follows: Julie,
I'm. SIS, start first; Pearl. lin. 35c.,
start I'm. It's. after Julie; Billy, Him.
2es.. ss. after Pearl; z. NJ. Phelps. lin.
26s.. 9s. after Pearl; P. d. O.. SIN. 4Ss..
min. 49s after Billy and Phelps; Wa
terwitch. scratch. SIN. ASS. after P. D. 9.
The Julie took the start and buried
her stern as she plowed up the cham
mel. The Pearl. Billy and Phelps got
away about a minute afterwards. The
Phelps had difficulty in starting, her
wheel falling TO turn. When finally she
did get away it was with squirt, and
she gainedi rapidly as she went past
the lighthouse. When the P. D. O. hnaI-
Nv got under way five minutes later, 1t
was with a jump which seemed to lit
her out of 4he water. The P. D. O. Went
up the .shannel like scared dog.
When the Naterwftcn started five MIN
utes after she, :. y. Q. the water rolled
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sIx-oARED GIG RACE.

SIx-OARED GIG RACE.
Course-From Judges boat out chan
mel to bell buoy, keeping channel buoy
on port side; turning bell buoy, keeping
same on port side; back to channel,
keeping channel buoy on starboard side;
thence back to start. Prize S25. En-
tries: Kapiolani. Geo. Harris; Kanoe-
4ani Prince Cupid.
At the starting signal both crews
dipped oars with energy, the Kanoelanl
squirting ahead. At the lighthouse the
boats were abreast and kept even bows
through the channel to the channel
buoy. After rounding the bell buoy
the glasses showed the gigs stu puihhg
together. On the way out one OF the
KapioIani's oars was broken and the
rover continued padding with the
stump. As the boats came opposite the
MYRTLE boat house the Kapiolanis forg-
ed ahead and at the lighthouse was
about four lengths ahead of Cupid's gig.
The finish was not exciting as the ka-
piolani was about eight lengths ahead
Geo. Harris steering Time, 27m. Doc
HEALANIs WIN SENIOR
Course.-From line between Railroad
wharf and Sorenson's wharf TO ana
around flags opposite channel buoy
keeping same on port side in turning
thence back to Judges boat Boats TO
keep their own course throughout the
race. Prize s25 trophy. Entries: Hea-
lani Healani Y. & B. Club; Myrtle
Myrtle Boat Club
The Myrtle Senior six-oareo barge
crew left their boat house amid cheers
and a. chorus of horn-blowing. Inc
Healanis entered the water whlle the
wearers of the blue cheered and became
wildly enthusiastic. The blades were
coIoredg blue which flashed back the sun
light and made the boat easily distin-
guishable. The Myrtles took the INSIDE
course as a choice. 1t was reported De
fore the race began that one OF the
Myrtle row locks was out Of gear, out
that the crew decided to race without
making q change. After the start the
boats kept even until the judges boat
was reached when the Myrtles spurted
ahead. The Healanis rowed a slow,
even, easy stroke, the Myrtles taking
quicker stroke. At the lighthouse the
boats kept their relative positions. OPP
posite the Myrtle boat house, four and
one-half minutes had been expended.
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to Judges boat. Prize, $50 trophy. En-
tries: Healani Boat. H. Y. & B. Club;
Myrtle Boat, Myrtle Boat Club.
Enthusiasm ran high when the Junior
pair-oared sliding seat boat crews of
the HeaIani and Myrtle clubs dipped
oars. The Myrtles had the best of it
almost from the start, but toward the
last the Healanis crept jup, but the Mgr
ties won handily several lengths ahead.
The Healanis claimed that their course
the mauka one-started the Blues be-
hind the Reds, that the Healani course
was longer than the Myrtle route. a
protest may be made in both the Senior
2:07 2-5-2:15
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STEAMER BOYS PULL.

Course.-From Judges boat to and
around knuckle buoy, keeping same on
port side in turning, thence back to
start. First prize, $50; second prize. So.
Entries: Moi Wahine, Kane; Kauikeao-
uli, Kane; Kinau, Wiider's Steamship
Co.
There were but three entries for the
boat race 1t was necessarily
slow and the finish was likewise. The
Kauikeaouli won in lam. 33s.; Kinau
second, lam. lbs.
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MyresWin junior barge the
regatta day gone the two boat crews are again
telling how all happened In the Haln two
and the Myres the junior
OF the Red eresen aggregation unme but the afternoons
of
day the wearers of the
annual celebration of Regatta Day was characterized by the same
unfaning good fellowship
unlike celebrations
the
sports
andq queens were patrons.
opened auspQusl although sury
mantycrovdd whs, places along
from winch the racing course could be viewed In fact Sol SO far forgot
himself as to- keep beamng until he became cloud
swept from off shore thankful change
sot OF moisture from aoft and that
The lighthouses showed resplendant their respective of blue
and red ships
the
Come
s as 4 s Inds. boat 0u was anchored opposite the Wilder and was
officials were aboard this vessel we're the forowag:
Judges-capt T. K Clarke, w. c. Wilder, l. L
4 TimekeepersEw F Love H E Murray Louis Marks
Clerk of courseW: T. Monsarrat
Regatta Committee. Rhodes, Harris W. I. sop.
Recorders-John ". Shorty w. Charlocz Jr
Hawana Club-H. P.
good aquatic capacity
wch fruits liquid all which
by Charles Ramsay Of Hart Co number Of entertained
large number of launch parties were evidence about o the
From the upper deck the Ke Au Ku were igagd to the
Myrtle Boat Clubs by members OF the Signal Corps National Guard
Hawaii under the direction OF Captain Thompson the first time
harbo valuable
for their
The day devoid accidents except IN the gig when an oar snapped
Kpiolan and but for stee Harris catching the
broke down and for time it looked as if both boats would run afou and some
pucky
The Myr1ep people this accident
being INDUCED in during the afternoon
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Cora-"What is vour favorite pet IN
the animal world ?" Dora" Man
Chicago Chronicle.
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SAILING CANOES SLOW.

First prize, SIS; second prize, $40. En-
tries: Milo, Frank Lubbock; Halekubani,
DR.. A. C. Wall; Alabama, a. NJ. Brown;
Keomuku, A. NJ. Brown; Flying Fish.
Walter Dillingham;; Kakaako. Inaeha;
Waieleele, Inaeha.
All the boats lined up fairly well for
the start and used paddles as well as
canvas to get across the line. Off the
Pacific Mail wharf an off-shore breeze
caught the bunch and off they shot past
the lighthouse, the crews cheering as
they passed. The Alabama came in
first; time, 26:571a; Flying Fish second,
time, 80 minutes.