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Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1904-03-11

For Sale-A Percheron stallion,
black, four years old.
1t J. 81. Brecht.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1904-03-11

A phone. 1872, has been placed in
Jack O'Brien's home.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1904-03-11

80. A. Nichols y. was in Bemidji this
week. .....- H..
/. l.. :. g: ~. Massey \ was.s :.::wadeaa. this
week. = i s3ss T. -:
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1904-01-14
Drove Out Mountain Fever.

O.. w. sends the following. This re-
sembles treatment that has been.
common among the North American
Indians from time immemorial They
have sweathouses by the side of a
stream, to which they resort once
year. Hot stones are placed in the
wickiup, and water poured on them,
causing steam, when the small aper-
ture is closed, and the Indian remains
there until he has thoroughly sweated.
Then he jumps into the water and
feels like new man.
Ever since my first experience in
combating diseases have been broad
er in my views and more tolerant in
my expressions as to the methods en-
ployed by those outside of the profess
sional ranks, who assume to advise
the ailing ones. 1t was a stubborn
case of what we miners designated
mountain fever. Stubborn because it
seemed to be aided and abetted by
the usually efficacious remedy, sage
tea. Hence when the suggestion was
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1904-01-14
How an Actor Trains.

One of the English actors who WIS.,
tied the United States first two years
ago became so popular as a matinee
hero. in spite of his obesity, that it
Of the fat actor
seemed as If the day D.. 49,
might have arrived at last. =. 49,, r;e
star evidently lost confidence 10
ability to hold his audience If he gr&
any stouter. He returned last month
thinner by thirty pounds than he had
been. To retain these slighter pro-
portions no jockey ever went through
more strenuous training than he. He
takes Turkish bath daily, and when
there are matinees may be found in
the hot room as early as 10 o'clock in
the morning. He fingers there as
long as health will permit and has his
reward in looking many pounds slight
ar and some years younger when he
steps on the stage. But the treat
ment is heroic and the actor expresses
his own doubts as to the length of
time he will be able to keep up such
4 sacrifice for the sake of his looks.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1904-01-14
When He Thinks He's Rich.

When is man rich? Perhaps when
ne thinks he is rich. The popular con-
ception of riches is the amusement of
great wealth. A man whose excheuuer
represents revenues beyond his ra-
tlonal needs and his reasonable luxu-
rles will be popularity designated as
rich. 1t must be remembered, how
ever, that the standard of wealth, like
the standard of many other things,
has been raised. spontaneously with
the evolution of civilization, we find
human wants multiplying, making
larger incomes necessary for the sat-
1sfactlon of those wants.
In the days of our grandfathers
the man who could draw his check for
hundred thousand dollars would
have been reckoned one of the pluto
Gratis Of the times. 1t is not so now.
This is the century of colossal for
tunes. 1t is estimated that the income
of Mr.. Rockefeller is 500 a minute.
This is wealth with a vengeance,
while the prospective Millionaire is
becoming very interesting posi-
bility of the future.
~ After all, what is it we are so
strenuously pursuing? Concretely, it
is happiness. This logically leads to
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1904-01-14

a philosophical differentiation OF
pleasure and happiness. Our pleas
ures are objective. They are INSOFAR
ably connected with environment. They
are prismatic, delusive, and derive
their greatest force from anticipation.
Conversely, happiness is a growth
from within. Happiness, or true
riches, is to be discovered in the at
tainment Of nobility of character, in
the cultivation of altruistic impulses,
in becoming self-reliant, in the enjoy
ment of those blessed reactionary in
fluences that come from uplifting the
unfortunate.
The trouble with money getting is
that it becomes mania; begets the
spirit of discomfort. 1t feeds on it.
self Each million brings new cares,
new anxieties, the necessity for new
safeguards against the day of calam-
ity, when our riches jump the track,
and we are unceremOniously landed in
the ditch of poverty. So, affirm that
man is truly rich when, in an ESQ.,
teric sense, he is on excellent terms
with himself, and is living, practi-
cal exponent Of the divine principle
Of the brotherhood of man-New
York Times.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1904-01-14
Sure to Turn Out Right.

II knew a man who never said the world
was going wrong,
Who saw in all lifes discord but the
greater need of song,
He never said misfortune's Of which he
had his share
Were brought about because "some
things are hardly on the square"
He had no time at Providence to hurl
his puny curse,
And. for wonder, didn't care to run the
universe.
4e did his best, and while some things
would never come his way,
FTe,d nod his head and whisper: "It will
turn out right some day!'
He had a little farm one time and worked
it with his might,
,rhough sometimes all his crops would
fail. be struck with frost or blight:
r,ut then in spite of things like that he
managed all the while
To rise above his trials with an ever
ready SMILE
p,,t then one night in Winter all he had
went up in smoke,
A. that we looked to see his cheerful
- spirit crushed and broke.
R,t as he watched the cruel flames his
a fond hopes sweep away,
s srailed and sAid. We'll never mind,
xs4Isl skxak M xishs swxaAs a&ft =.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1904-01-14

He lost his farm, and then he did what
ever he could find
AS long as he was able to stand the
steady grind
And then-his greatest trouble-his wife.
so good and true,
Who'd stood by him in sorrows and in
joys, alas! too few,
Died and left him feebly stranded on the
shores of time alone;
And surely now, we thought, his usual
courage must have flown.
But, smiling through his tears, he paused
and bowed his head to say:
"Of course I don'ts see why but then
twill turn out right-some day.
Some people sing about a faith that lasts
though heavens fall
But often at some lesser grief they quick
ly lose it all
This old man took his troubles all with
out show OF fight,
And. simply, blindly, trusted that some
day twould turn out right.
Though some to-day may blame q man
who doesn't get along
Not all succeed while doing right: some
win through doing wrong.
This brave man died, and, let Us hope,
he's gone where signs arc past.
That all his many eorrQYa may yhaya
termed out right az Int = S - sFssa'
.~EieyG .lzbe2 y Rn4ase GyesjaG NaMA
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1904-01-14

made to adopt more heroic treat
ment the alarmed miner submitted to
being placed on stool inside of a
half whisky barrel, containing suffi-
cient water, which was heated with
round boulders made hot in the large
open fireplace of the 12x14 foot log
cabin room. Everything being in read
mess, and enveloped in heavy bed
quilt, the suffering man was told to be
as composed as circumstances justi-
fed while on the road to recovery
"All went well until the last boul-
der, heated hotter than the preceding
ones, was being carefully lowered
into the tub. l don't know how it
happened, but there was slip, rend-
ing of the water, and yell. and a
human form apparently flying, a
miXed-up jargon of what seemed IT.
relevant profane explosives, in fact a
sudden return to an aboriginal state,
which was appeased only by repeated
protestations of innocence on my part.
The cure, although sudden, was last
ing"
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1904-01-14
COULD NOT BE DECEIVED.
Russian Peasants Did Not Understand
Polite Conductor.

Polite Conductor.
An Englishman travelling in Russia
furnishes the following incidents to q
London paper-an incident which he
personally witnessed and which he
says shows better than volumes OF
description the customs and social
conditions Of Russian peasants: cat
railway station the train is on the
point OF starting. AS usual in Russia.
the bell rings three times before de-.
parture, to warn the passengers to
take their seats. At the first ring
the chief conductor, seeing on the
platform group of peasants standing
humbly and cautiously together, says
very politely to them: Gentlemen.
the first sigma is given; please take
your places"
one OF the peasants, turning to his
comrades, says: "Dimitri, Ivan. Ste
ven, do you hear? The master tells
us to enter the train" "Oh, you stu.
pid." says another. Are you a gen.
tleman? You heard him say gentle
men, He invited the gentry" There
Is second ring OF the bell. The con.
ductor calls, hurriedly and angrily:
Please, gentlemen, take your seats;
you hear the second signal
The same peasant says to the
others: 1T is for us. We must take
out seats. The train will start" you
ASST says his companion. do you
think you are called gentleman?
We're you ever a gentleman" The
third ring Of the bell is heard. The
conductor, losing MS temper and
hustling the peasants forward cries.
Idiots! Pigs! Beasts! Do you hear
or not? Be off and take your seats."
That is for u.s. say the peasants.
"Dimitri, Ivan, hurry up We must
take our seats"
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1904-01-14
The U. S. Dept. OF Agriculture

Gives to Salzer's Oats it's heartiest en-
dorsement. Saizer's New National Oats
yielded in 1909 from $50 to 800 Blu. per
acre in so different States. and you, Mr.
Farmer, can beat this in 1904. If you will
Salzer's SEEDS are pedigree seeds bred up
through careful selection to big yields
Per Acre
Sa'zer's Reardless Bar,ev yielded i2l bu
Saizer's Home Builder Corn. -. 300 bu
Sneltz and Macaroni Wheat 49, 80 hu
Salzer's Victoria Rane . $1,000 lbs
Salzcr's Teosinte. the fodder
wonder ....... ......... 1Go, 900 lbs.
Salzer's Billion Dollar Grass j. 80, 900 lbs
Sai7er's Pedigree Potatoes $3.50. 1000 bu.
Now such Yields pay and you can have
Them Mr.. Farmer, in 1904
SEND 10C. IN STAMPS
and this notice to the John A. Salzer Seed
Co., La Crosse, Wis, and you will get their
big catalog and lots of farm seed samples
free. [A.CL.T
Ii you haven't any enemies to forgive
pardon a few of your friends.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1904-01-14

Iilroe began life as an illustrator
LOT comic paper, and the habit of
the calling has followed him into the
regal profession. He never can see
race intended by nature for caricature
without lnvoluntarily putting his hand
20 paper. The sight of a nose that by
an emphasis OF his skiIlful pencil viii
mark man as a Shyloclz, or a jaw
winch, adroitly shaded, changes firm
ness TO pubnacity, is a temptation
winch he is unable to resist
=, turing the course Of a trial, while
MS opponent is Kidding his fortress of
evidence with bullets of logic and elo-
quence, Tilroe is wont to console him.
sen with paper and pencil at counsel's
table, selecting whatever subject is
convenient.
1Aroe had counted from the first
upon winning the case of Fleet VS..
Morltz. He had studied it's knotty
points for months, had interviewed
witnesses by the score and had
trained them to convincing lucidity of
utterance. He had waded through
acres OF legal lore, and gathered there
- ,;;esctiSn of ceases in
from choice coneex<oss >ssssssazz
point, and unanswerable "authori-
ties"
Having rested the case for the plain
TIL. he settled back in his chair,
reached for his pencil, as was his
hablt, sharpening it to the proper de-
gree OF pointedness, drew toward him
the most convenient piece of blank
paper and looked carelessly about him
Tor model. He found it immediately
In the person of a tall, awkward jury
man, whose heavy eyebrows and prom
lnent proboscis were planned by ma
ture for exaggeration. The defend
ants attorney ambled through his ex-
animation of witnesses and argument
In an unexciting fashion and Tilroe
remained absorbed in his drawing
The model was proving interesting.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1904-01-14
WAS TREATING BOTH FAIRLY.
No Discrimination in the Decision .,
This JUDGE.


No Discrimination in the Decision 81
This Judge.
In an inquiry at La Plata this weel
before Mayor William II. Johnson anC
the board of aldermen, the mayor wor
reputation for even-handed Justice
The town marshal was before the
mayor on a charge OF permitting
swearing on the streets and general
negligence. Both sides put in objec
tons and exceptions as If before q
circuit judge. When the case was
well under way, Mr.. Park, who talked
LOT the accused town marshal, com.
mented on the mayors ruling, as fol
lows:
1t looks to me. Your Honor, like
you're deciding these objections turn
ABOUT. First you rule my way and
then you rule for Jack Barker. That
amt no way to try a case"
Amt, Ell? Suppose you want me tc
rule twice for you and once for Jack?'
suggested the court, sarcastically.
mo, not that; but"
Amt let you argue half an hour
over every burned objection?"
You've been very considerate about
that, Your Honor, but I've noticed il
didn't DO any good to argue unless it
was my time to get the decision. And
that's what I'm objecting to-"
Well" said the mayor, "this is your
time to be overruled. Proceed with
this here case."-Kansas City Star.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1904-01-14

When the time arrived for the SUBJ
mission OF instructions to the Jury
there was hurried search on table,
books and files for one of the plain
tiff's instructions was most unaccount-
ably missing. Under the stimulus of
sharp words the clerk from Tilroe's
of1lce finally produced the lost docu-
ment from the waste paper basket,
somewhat rumpled. The usual pre-
liminaries having taken place, the
jury, armed with the customary docu-
mentary information, filed out of the
courtroom.
Brother attorneys lowering in the
vicinity nodded congratulations to Til
roe. Won't have to wait long for
that verdict, Tilroe Written on the
face of every juryman Plain as day
light how the case is going" Tilroe
himself chuckled as he said: take
them about five minutes to come to a
decision, | think" Even the defend
ants attorney reluctantly admitted,
by his demeanor, that he hadn't any
show.
At the end fthe first hour Of wait
ing the bailiff came back with a dis
couraging message--"Jury disagrees.
49, $780,
Court adjourned for luncheon. But
in the afternoon it was the same They
kept the jury there thirty-six, forty
eight, fifty-two hours, but one obsti-
nate man out of the twelve refused to
amalgamate. The jury was dis
charged.
Tilroe, his brow corrugated with
many frowns and scowls, called Bith-
ers, his clerk. 'Bithers, you follow
this thing up and learn what idiot Of
a juryman spoiled the game"
After tour of investigation Bithers
walked into Tilroe's Office and without
word of explanation laid before him
a piece of paper. Upon one side was
the plaintiffs instructions to the jury;
on the reverse was the big-nosed jury
man in startling caricature.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1904-01-14
THE OLDEST MAN IN AMERICA
Tells How He Escaped the Terrors
Winters by Using Pe=ru=na.

date. This centenarian is an ardent friend
OF Peruna, having used it many years.
In speaking of his good health and ex-
IRENE old age Mr.. Brock says:
after a man has lived in the world a.
long as l have he ought to have found out
a great many things by experience. I
think | have done so.
zone of the things 1 haze found
out to my entire sGttsSaction Is the
proper thing for ailments that are
siue directly to the effects of the
climate. For 115 gears have a1ith-
stood the c10ngeobte climate of The
United States.
L have always been a very healthy man.
but OF course subject to the little affections
which are due to sudden changes in the
cnmate and temperature. During my long
nIe nave known great many remedies
Tor coughs, colds and diarrhoea.
"As for DIR. Hurtn,am's remedy,
PerussG,- have found It to be the
best, tt not the only, reliable remedy
for these affections. IthGs been n,y
standby Tor many gears, and at
tribute nay good health and e1trense
0t0 age 10 fkfS remedy.
1T exactly meets all my requirements
1t protects me from the evil effects of sud
den changes; it keeps me In good appetite;
1t gives me strength; it keeps my blood in
good circulation. [ have come to reiy
upon it almost entirely for the many little
things for which need medicine.
when epidemics of la grippe first be-
gan to make their appearance in this coun-
try was sufferer from this disease
II had several long sfeges 10Th
the grip. At first L did not kmow
that PerMna acas a rem edy for this
disease. When L heard that la
grippe ,Cas epidemic cGfGrrh, L
tried PertanG for la grippe and
found tt to be just the thtng.n
In a letter dated January 81, 1903, Mr..
Brock writes:
Il am well and feeling as well as I have
for years. The only thing that bethers me y
is my sight. If could see better 1 could
walk all over the farm and it would do me
good. | would not be without Peruna."
Yours truly,
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1904-01-14

liberty to repeat what I
first stated through cur
Denver papers about
Doan's Kidney Pills in
the summer of 1899, for
1 have had no reason in
the interim to change my
opinion Of the remedy. |
was subject to severe at
tacks of backache, al
ways aggravated if I sat
long at a desk. Doan's
Kidney Pills absolutely
stopped my backache. l
have never had a pain
Or a twinge since"
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1904-01-14
Mpvvl) MeeM.

For free book on catarrh, address The
ffguna Medicine Co., Columbus, o.
If you do not derive prompt and salts
fa ctoTvsresults from the use of Peruna.
write At nee to DR.. Hartman, giving full
statement your case and he will be
pleased to 1--WE you his valuable advice
gratis.
Address DIR Hatman, President of The
Hartman un' s ami ai Columbus, Ohio. ~
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1904-01-14
Prohibition Districts.

According to statistics recently gath.
cred about 10000, 900 people are living
in prohibition territory in this coun-
try. This is more than one-third of
the entire population. In Maine, Kan
sas and North Dakota they have pro-
hibition by state law, and in thirty
eight other states they have it by To-
cal option.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1904-01-14

The French Government employs
1850 workmen and 49, 900 women in the
State tobacco manufactures, and
makes a yearly profit Of 4O0,000,0OO
francs.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1904-01-14

Mrs Winslow's Soothing Syrup for children
toething, soften the gums, reduces inf ANNA
ton ,allays pain cures wind colic use. u bottle
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1904-01-14

A man who is continually shooting of
his mouth cannot hope successfully to pose
as big gum
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1904-01-14

ECONOMY IS the road 90 wealth. Put
NAM TADELESs DYES is the road to econ
Omy.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1904-01-14

The average number of visitors in
New York City is estimated at 25O,-
600. and their stay is ten days.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1904-01-14

The good Samaritan didn't wait to be in
troduced to the man who had fallen among
thieves.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1904-01-14

The English language is much i'll use
in Panama, especially on the Atlantic
side.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1904-01-14
THREE YEARS AFTER.

Eugene &. Lario, Of 751 Twentieth
avenue, ticket seller in the Union Sta
ton. Denver. Col. says: You are at
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1904-01-14
FOster-MilblIrn

Foster MllDurn Co., Buffalo. II. 7.
For sale by all druggists. Price so
cents per box.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1904-01-14
rho wonoerful Cream Separates.

Does its work in thirty lninutes and
leaves less than ] per cent. butter fat.
The price is ridiculously low, according to
size, 1915 to $500 each, and when you
have one you would not part Herewith
for fifty times its cost
JUST SEND THIS NOTICE
with SC. stamps for postage to the John
A. Snlxer Seed Co., lie Crosse, Wis, and
Get their big catalogue, fully describing this
remarkable Cream Separator, and hun
dreds Of other tsols and farm seeds used
BY the farmor. A.C,L.l
ran yla q lopkine ioc txpphle 80
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1904-01-14

Sunday Island il the Pacific, is
really the tallest mountain in the
world. 1t rises 1000 feet of five miles
of water, and is thus nearly $4,000 feet
from base to summit.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1904-01-14
STATE OF OHIO, City OF TOLEDO, !.
lucas County, o.

STATI OF OHIO, CITY OF TOLEDO :.
LUCAS County. '"'
FRANK J.. CHENEY make oath that he il
senior partner Of the firm OF F. J. CHENEY IL
Co., doing business in the City Of Toledo,
County and State aforesaid, and that said
firm will pay the sum OF ONE HUNDRED DOL
LARS for each and every case OF cATARaH that
cannot be cured by the use of HALLS
CATARRH CURE. FRANK j. CHENEY
Sworn to before me and subscribed in my
49,, presence, this 9Th day of December,
! SEAL. A. D., 1886. A. ". GLEASON,
t@' Notary Public.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally, and
acts directly on the blood and mucous sur
faces OF the system. Send for testimonials,
Tree +. j.. CHENEY Il Co., Toledo, O.
Sold by all Dru sgists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1904-01-14

Suicides Favor Monday.
Monday is the favorite day for com
hitting suicide.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1904-01-14

Born before the United States
tOas formed.
SGO 22 Pestdents elected.
Pe-ru-nG has protected him
from all sudden changes.
Veteran OF four aUars.
Shod q horse tUhen 90 gears old.
; Always conquered the grip
s ectth Pe-ru-na.
Witness in q EGnd suit at the
5 age OF 40 years.
: Relieves PerMn1 the greatest
: remedy Of the age TOR catarrhal
: diseases.
S~~>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
T SAAC BROCK, a citizen of McLenna
i County, Texas, has lived for lis year.
For many years he resided at Rosque Falls
eighteen miles west of Waco, but no,
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1904-01-14

mves with ms son-ln-law at Valley Mills,
4 Aort time ago, by request, Uncle
Jasao nam to Waco and sat for his pic
t~re r. he ssead he held stick cut from
the grave Of Gealsra ll A. Andrew Jackson,
which has been earnestly nm ever since.
Mr.. Brock is dignified> gentleman,
showing few signs of deereptittoe' ms
t that yh s6 6sta is SUI and lis
years ago. y,
Surely few words from this remarkabR
old gentleman, who has had lis years 0
experience to draw from, would be inter
esting as well as profitable. A lengthy bio
graphical sketch is given of this remark
| able old man in the Waco Times Herald
December 4, 1898. A still more pretentiou
biography of this, the oldest living man
illustrated with double column portrait
was given the readers of the Dallas Morn
ing News, dated December IL, 1893, an,
also the Chicago Times Herald of sam
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-06-14
That Hired Feeling.

If You are languid, depressed and
incapable for work, II indicates that
your liver is out of order Herhine
will assist nature TO throw of head
aches, rheumatism and ailments akin
TO nervousness and restore the ener'
gies and vitality of sound and perfect
health. J. ]. Hubbard Temple, Tex
as. writes, March %, 1902: Il have
used Herbine for the rast two years.
Il has done me more good than all
the doctors When | feel bad and
have that tined feeling, | take n dose
of Herlinc. Il is the hest medicine
ever made for chills and fever soc
bottle. sold by W. b. Frame.