The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1904-09-22

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A Johnson county paper carrbes 8
queer advertiseIent iast week III
read: -8fiEs Bank Wozit lie 10 shou
you her neH Ike q Millinery aa1 her
hosiery.
The Piaerile Herald zys P0wsl
people are kicking for q ralnoad -
ran ind Powell slnaost a1T ti1a II
that's the cas-. Powell EU1id better
get ready 70 dodge
One o. the Nsozho HsFz1Cs eE.
changes told 2 story rscenuy n q
preacher Who collected . pears aarT
IN Advance and shppe1 cat saa tas
Herald doesn't believe t.
A street lecturer II Metz recentiF
entertained his auditors between ralkS
b. jumping 81 the air and lzn6lnE on
his head The Metz Tunes e-tAus
astcally sasd il Was a feat ven woTzk
seeing.
The Sedaiia and L-ezTenEurzh hass
bah teams played a game a. Atchisoa
Monday aud the people q thai toEa.
rooted for LsavenWorCh bacarse So.
Salis beat AtchIson ont q The His
souu Pacific shops.
Editor Hc1imssy q S. Yoseyh aua
ed a telling blow CD his Old fnen1 ELng
Edward Wednesday because the lzt-
ter has BEGIN wearing red so1
Opinion Is divided as % whs-hsr The
king VIII stop the Gazette or not
The Columbia Herald says that chi
i - 600 WHaHEaTE-- -MaMNA- =.
q conference recently, forty were bald
headed and II wants to know Why 50.
many were without hair. Il was prob
IDLY because their hair had GONE
cut
Rolla West. who lives ns1r Nt5d1e
town. doesn't believe IN killing horses
and mules when they break their legs
A mule owned b hia broke bOta
bones in one leg recently and West
had them set. The mple. 81 iGst &C
counts. vas getting along nicely.
Tony Meyer. 3 Monroe City mzn
is very proud Of his dog although X
BIZ him the other day. Il happened
THAI Meyer a occasion 10 punish one
Of his ohlldrea and the dos. Who vas
the child's companion. resented the
proceedings i decided 70 stop the
punishment and BIT Meyer In TIRE hack
Never had 10 visit a doctor. but be
says he cannot help admirtng the dos
greatly.
Oreson has q poet that e uiuulas
fame hand over fist HIS latest EN-.
EIon appeared in the HOn County Sen.
unel and was called Beautiful Ore
g0n Il follows IN part:
Her churches are nice
And gosxiping women Quiet as mice.
Her people have excellent health
And plenty Of wealth.
Her huslness men AL shrive
And the Holt County Sentinel Is sim
alive.
II you're seeking a home
From which never % ruzm-
Why 70 Oreson Noa't y0a come
The 81 Joseph Gazette tells 4 stor,
q three youug uen and a Eirl IN Whsch.
4 moral might be f1und TIE three.
young men Wvre seated IN a cafe =
few nlghts sgo AID opposite them SAT-
the yoanE woman aith her escort The
young men heEsa trying 70 rirt alta
her. say. she's a beauty. said one
80 load that she coaid hear kin
Let's Try % steal her. said another.
Several other REMARKS o. tkis kiad
were made Withoat sppsrsut effect
Just thea the Eia spoke % qaits.
ssdloly. -n33 yea evrr see tAcca gk4eg
meh5 she asked q heg escort .-e
throa quickly faded away.
The following good story ahoat Sea
ator Ceckren Is prohahiy nos tras
senator Coekreil e Mtssosr ueaf fish
ing down she petouac vita = fa5Ed|
aos ieag $50 A staas re1 60 a r0pa
held me bost a. the p,aee phers ne.
tee decided 20 yy he.g lseE TAe.
nsh ala not bite 80 Rner a. hoar 81.
two the senator ana AS uiea8 ~
tarncA tie latter roNiug. he nctice3.
that TIE beat seemed 20 Be very sias.
Etsh "a ucspon1iag 60 the oars but lad
no i3ea az the reason antl the tEnsins.
Was reached Thsa ths maa fFom.
whnn they rea1ed the haat said
~Jetse yOa dont laok drunk Rna Yua.
hRvent the sueil q n1lor oa wa but.
Dis q the rsst tine I ever saW tee.
sober men pan q a14t Cor threo Hliss.
with the sncAor trSsxias 4 PAD.
Ter ne boat ti3ak ~ rep1ed the.
seastoT testify. les eaFiuE 10 n4m1
his f~orscuhalaesa wen thea Il Is.
a0ne q year Dana business - Ws.
wanted 10 Est = little extra sxer
clse-
i pays @ - plocE AZ Crum's Nnia
PVoEle Who So - eharch Aere set.
their uames il The ayayaer Comet 4.
Pee nee vast q &istingsly ea3ee.
ssood that q 4 ~ Eots street cars
spltins "a Ae nooFs vtl - eroAia
tset-aotclnt4ly.
crAAss oma wao arose hss5r,
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