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The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-09-10
The Fable of Four Men.


L got off a street car this morning,
said a doctor to me, ''and, being in no
hurry, began moralizing on the ac-
lions and probable character Of three
men who had alighted just ahead OF
me- The first one was even then half
way down the block and was going on
with such rapid strides that he had
already put couple of hundred yards
DetWeen himself and the next man.
'Ihere,' thought I, goes a hustler-a
man who's bound to succeed in life
Inc second man was walking rather
slower, and impressed me as one who
would do fairly well, perhaps, in this
world. But the last fellow was just
uaWdling along in the most shiftless
sort of way. very quickly set him
down for loafer.
Just then another idea came home
10 me. All three were ahead Of me!'
Success.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-09-10
A Fisherman.

When all the worlds fragrant with flow
ers in bloom,
And clothed in fresh raiment from Dame
Natures loom; -&
When the hills and the valleys are vel
vety green
And the earth is reposing meath blue
skies serene,
Then away from the hot. dusty city I'll
steal,
For my only companions my rod and
my reel,
And there, by the side of some cool, linn
pid stream,
I'll sit with my line in the water and
dream.
--Four-Track News.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-09-10
Going TO Be Something.

A colored man in Philadelphia re-
ouested his employer to release him
so that he could go South.
what do you want to go for, La
fayette"
"'Cos Use called to church down
dar."
Called to a church, What are you
going to be2"
Use goin' to be sumtin. l dunno
whedder I be de pasture, or de sex
tant or de vestureman, but Use goin'
to be umfn."-Success.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-09-10

GkyDlu6 dlISHueu
the opening Of the Model Fairgrounds
the other day. There she saw dainty
little carriages, upholstered in blue
silk, with tiny white Blankets and coun-
terpanes with lace edges. Skyblue took
her own little Chez to the baby's party,
strapped in the leather and bark
papoose frame, to her back. Chez was
content and very happy. Her big
bright, dark eyes took in the pretty
scene with an apparently perfect I'M
Outstanding Of metropolitan social
ways. LA ...
But Skyblue did not have a happy
moment after she saw the little go
carts and was told to what use they
were put. Sne resolved then and there
that she would have one.
She is a large, healthy woman, and
the excuse that she was not strong
enough to carry her papoose on her
back she knew would not carry weight
with the Indian officials. The emily rea-
son she knew Of that she should have
a new sort Of carriage was based on
uSE LuG0Ty b1IdL uOLA1uS Was kOO 6OOu
for little Chez"
She was given to understand that
she would be permitted to purchase
one, but that she would not be al
lowed to use it while in st. Louis, for
the officials argued that such an iRno-
walton would spoil their exhibit.
This question of imitation among
the Indians is one Of the most per
sistent that the Indian officials have
to contend with. Nearly every day
one of the squaws, the young children
and, the chiefs suggest to DR.. Meow
an, superintendent of the exhibit, that
they would like to have some article
Of clothing, or some one thing, that
they have seen and admired on their
white sisters or brothers.
A Navajo woman, who recently ar
rived at the Indian school, wants Q
modern baby carriage in which to car
ry her papoose, Chez. If she cannot
get baby carriage she would accept
"roller chair"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-09-10
How's This p?

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for
any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by
F. j. CHENEY & CO., Props, Toledo, Q.
We, the undersigned, have known F. j.
Cheney for the last Is years, and believe him
perfectly honorable in all business transae-
tons and financially able to carry out any OBJ
legations made by their firm.
WEST L. TRUAx, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, o.
WALDING, KINEAN g. MARVIN, Wholesale Drug
gists, Toledo, 0.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally, act
ing directly upon the blood and mucous sur
faces of the system. Price 75c. per bottle
Sold by all Druggists. Testimonials free.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-09-10
Sorry He Smoke.

Husband-T'd like to know what en-
joyment you find in trotting around
from store to store, looking at and
pricing things you cannot purchase?
Wife, know it looks silly, yet there
is sort Of melancholy pleasure in
knowing l could have bought them
had 1 married Tom Co!dcash when l
had the chance, instead of throwing
myself away on you.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-09-10
Cause and Effect.

Wife-John, do you know that you
swore in your sleep last night2
Husband-Did /? It must have been
when had that horrid dream.
Wife-What did you dream?
Husband dreamt was smoking one
of those cigars you gave me on my birth.
day.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-09-10
ArkeeIev LsOUOR.MoR pHlNE- TOBACCO
~ 6TIr9 HABITS PERMANENTLY CURED
a." 49, FOR FULL PARTICULARS -~S
AD0RESS InE KEElEYntSTTTUTE. PORTLAND REa!
Gentle Hint.

Gentle Hint
They were playing tennis on the old
lawn.
Dear me-" remarked the young
man, with a far-away look in his eyes.
I'VE never hear of old-fashioned kiss
ing games any more. They have gone
out of style"
II don't agree with you" replied the
pretty girl. "any game is a kissing
game if you supply the Kisses"
bIT0 Permanently Uured. no nts or nervousness
IlO after first day use of DR. Kline's Great Nerve
6estorer Send for Free 81 trial bottle and treatise
OF' H. d. Kline. Ltd 93r Arch ST.. Philadelphia Pa
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-09-10
A TRUSTEES Trust.

Lightly-My landlady evidently be-
longs to boarding house combine.
Simson-Why do you think so?
Lightly-She doesn't attempt to supply
the wants of the customer.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-09-10
Pride Interceded.

"Why did she marry him? He hasn't
any money.
Il know, but she has plenty"
"But he hasn't any brains, either"
"True, too. But people kept tellin,
her how stunning they looked together
till she just couldn't bear the idea of
letting him get away."-Detroit Free
Press,
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-09-10

Miggles-I say, old man, I'd like to
have you put me up at your club.
Wiggles-I'd be only too glad, my boy,
but-er-they are very particular who
they admit.
Miggles-You don't say! How in the
world did you manage to break in.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-09-10

woman. Skyblue 10
not only proud Of
her little 3-months-
old Chez, but she is
also ambitious for
her baby's rights.
Skyblue believes
that Chez is now a
Worlds Fair baby,
and has a perfect
right to the dignity
Of such a title, thai
she should, In keep
ing with such dig
nifty, possess q mod
ern baby carriage
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-09-10

First Lieut.. Rudolph z. Sniper, Four
teenth cavalry, U. S. A., is the youngest
officer in the army; Lieut.. Ernest ".
Peek is the tallest, being 8 feet inches.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-09-10
All in the Pen.

She-What is the term applied to one
who signs another persons name to a
check?
:. He-Five or ten years usually, be-
lieve.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-09-10
BEUTEL BUSINESS COLLEGE


Gives written contracts to secure positions
for graduates. These contracts are guaranteed
by National Bank. Write for catalogue and
plan today.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-09-10
PRICES THAT TALK.


Threshermen and Sawmil Men Motel 16o n.
Endless Linen Stitched, Heavy Canvas, ply,
above, $500. Tank Pumps complete, with IS II. 2
inch Suction Hose, 10 #. Discharge Hose with noz-
eel and stralner, $685. Betting, Hose and Packing
at wholesale prices General agency for Parson1
Hawkeye Self Feeder. LafSfshingle mill, rum only
40 days, at bargain. Write for catalogs.
REIERSON MACHINERY co.
.-. w PORTLAND, OREGON.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-09-10

:. Piso's Cure is a good cough medicine.
A. mas cured coughs and colds for forty
years. At druggists, Is cents.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-09-10

~
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la severe case of Ovarian y
Trouble and a terrible operation
avoided. Mrs. EmnOns tells
how she was saved by the use
of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound.
DEAR MRS. PNKHAM: am 50
pleased with the results obtained from
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound that feel it duty and
a privilege to write you about it.
suffered for more than five years
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medicine, diet, or exercise seemed to
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found the weak spot, however, within
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every sick and suffering sister. Don't
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take my word for it, you will be diff.
ferent woman in short time. - MRS
LAURA EMMoNs, Walkerville, Ont. -
$4,000 forfeit If original Of 060ve letter pFoUnG
6enufneReSS cannot be produced.
Don't hesitate to write to Mrs
Pinkham If there is anything
about your sickness you do NOT
understand. No woman ever
regretted writing her and she
has helped thousands. Address
Lynn, Mass.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-09-10

There Is no prouder mother among
the Indian women at the Worlds Fair
Indian colony than Skyblue, o Navajo
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-09-10
vou Can Oct Aliens Foot-Ease FREE.

Write Allen s. Olmsted, LIE Roy, N. Y, for a
sweating. hot swollen aching feet. 1t makes
new or tight shoes easy. A certain cure fol
corns, ingrowing nails and bunions All drug
gists sell 1t. 25c. Don't accept any substitute
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-09-10
A oueev Way of Telling Time.

of time in the following way:
Floating in a bucket filed with wa
ter they place cocoanut shell hav,
ing a small perforation, through which
by slow degrees the water finds its
way inside. This opening is so pro.
portoned that it takes just one hour
for the shell to fill and sink. Then q
Waterman calls out; the shell is emp
tied, and the process is begun again
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-09-10

There Is more humiliation about
love than about anything else, for the
reason that there Is less naturalness
about love than about anything else
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-09-10
I'd uPsro.pATE NAVAJO !. n. 5.

rhis Ind7an wonan Wants Go-cart
For Her Papoose.
Columbia courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1902-1905, 1904-06-03

Almost any clerk will take his hat In
hand when approaching his employer
but the native clerk In India is defer
entail by nature Tit Bits gives char
acteristic bit of baboo English written
by one who wanted holiday:
Most Exalted Sir-1t is with most
habitually devout expression of my
most sensitive respect that l approach
the cemency of your masterful posi-
ton with the self-dispralsing utterance
of my esteem, and the also forgotten
by-myself assurance that in my own
mind | shall be freed from the assump-
ton that am asking objectionable do
nations if | assert that l desire short
respite from my exertions-indecd. u
fortnight's holiday, as l am suffering
from three boils, as per margin.
81 have the honorable delight of sub
scribing myself your exalted rever'
euce.s sorvitor X"
Apparently the young man feared
that his humble and touching epistle
would not suffice. In the margin he
had drawn rough but graphic pic
ture. showing the location of the three
bolls upon his own person.
Columbia courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1902-1905, 1904-06-03

dence-a college friend of Hayden,
that mischief began, and 1t began
without delay, for the college friend
recognizing Hayden In the village, in
troduced him to the rectory party, and
Hayden promptly fell In love, gen
timely this time, with Sybil Dove, the
rector's niece.
1t did not take Kate Moon long,
either, to see her doom.
Hayden, it is true, was little trou-
bled at first, but that was merely an
noyance with himself for the careless
way In which he had talked love
"desecrated," he called it-but he did
not dream of the manner in which
Kate would take 1t.
No one but Hayden and Kate her
self knew of that terrible night of re-
elimination when the moon shone
down on tho final meeting in Dalling
wood.
BY the next night Hayden had left
the village; by the next Sunday Kate
Moon had left the world; she had
drowned herself in the river-the pref
~ river where the trout had fought
shoy Of Hayden's rod and line.
And Hayden began that terrible two
years with the sight of the girl con.
stantly before his eyes. in her lilac
gown, with the rose-pink bands about
her waist and hem, and with her last
words in his ears.
Tell her about me, and see what
she'll say of your love! Tell her, say
or I'll curse you to your very marriage
duy,-aye. to your very deathbed; II
walk and sit and stand between YOU
and YOU shall never hide in peace
Then what had seemed but n sum
1ncr's Irritation shocked Hayden MS I
hcartless tragedy, and grew and grew
into his life till he became to himself
n sort Of banned wanderer.
About two years later Hayden met
SyhII Dove in Rome, and for the frs
tine the wretched tragedy became les
Columbia courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1902-1905, 1904-06-03
. GORGE HAYDEN was really no

n EORGE liza DEN WIS really ilo
W7 such great villain after all.
Put badly, he had merely
firted with n girl of lower position
In life than his own, and left her. Yet
circumstances and the girl had be-
fore long made the affair seem heart
less tragedy, and for two miserable
years George Hayden had been haunt
ed by 1t.
There was no doubt that he had
made love, generally with gay non
chalance, occasionally with fervor. to
Kate Moon, Of Mossdyke farm.
1t was during that summer when he
was off fishing in Devon, and the
weather was beyond reproach-except
for fishing. The trout would not bite,
and Kate Moon was beautiful, tall and
black haired, with complexion Of the
proverbial Devon milk and roses Il
magnificent, passionate, impulsive girl.
1t was an artistic pleasure to him to
see her coming toward him in her lilac
cotton gown-she always wore lilac
cotton gowns unlike any one else's, full
gathered and dainty, with bordering
of palest pink around hem and waist:
the effect was one Of lavender and
roses.
1t was when the rector came back
after his holiday, bringing with him his
sister, his niece and-quite by coincl-
Columbia courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1902-1905, 1904-06-03

"There were others present at the
time" Miss Ulden was saying coyly,
land he asked If he couldn't see me
apart"
"The ideal" exclaimed Miss Bitter,
"iust because your teeth and hair arc
false. does he think you come apart?"
philadelphia Ledger.
Columbia courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1902-1905, 1904-06-03

The gold dollar of the United States
is the monetary standard of Canada
BRUSH Honduras and Colombia. and
II Is anticipated that Mexico will at
tain the gold standard, with the Amer.
lean dollar as its unit, at an early date
Columbia courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1902-1905, 1904-06-03

Miss Cutting-That dog of yours
seems to be remarkably intelligent
Softleigh-Yaws, indeed. law
could not begin to tell you all he
knows.
Miss Cutting-No, of course not
New Yorker.
Columbia courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1902-1905, 1904-06-03
THE DRAGONS.

Prince vortigern-so the ancient tales
A stronghold sought to build in widest Wales
But fell power frustrated each essay
And nightly wrecked the labors of the day;
Till Merlin came and babe the builders all,
Beneath the escarp'd and many-bastoned wall
Dig deep; and To- two dragons, DER whose lair
Nothing might rise, lay sleeping there
Search the foundations you that build state'
For IL the dragon forms of Wrath and Hate
Lie coed below, and darky bide their hour
Fear walks the rampant, Fear ascends the tower,
And let 1t not content you that they sleep;
Drive them with strong entertainments to the deep.
First of such charms is Perfect JUSTICE then
Comes the hearts word that conquers beasts and men
No other craft shall serve-no spells but these
Drive the old dragons to the whelming seas.
ay Review
Columbia courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1902-1905, 1904-06-03

A patent has been granted in Eng
ana Tor a discovery whereby radium
can be used to illuminate gun sights.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-07-23
CONDITION. OF TRADE.
"Duns Review" SAYS.

51eas5 IS 5esn I i6 bFsGqHate Little definite
but developments OF the last See u rn,i
slliogs n me near future. The most important in
settlement OF some large labor disputes also i'm
pIeEes Inc trade situation. The advancing security
dAets St4uuId encourage the railways to resume
work On deferred extensions and the purchase OF
Hlah4 lor commodities: Fer the present, however,
the best news comes from the large cities where
weight fabrics, and jobbers report that from
aerlcuItura. communities are much better than
complaints OF slow collections As stocks OF
sonable goods are reduced there is some expansion
placed for future shipments OF heavy goods, al
rnanT leading distributing ceHtree In the principal
manufacturing branches there IS stil much idle
plants, while most window glass producers will
earnings Tor NY mus lar snow Only small loss
OF 10 per cent as compared with the same period
railway shares rose to much the best point OF the
season Foreign commerce a. this port for the
with The correspondirg week In 1909 Bank ex-
changes at New-York we're - per cent larger than
last year. while at other leading cities there was
'8radstreets" says:
Good progress by most crops strengthens belief in
favorable fal trade following the present season
Of comparative quiet and inactivity While damage
freei admitted spring yyl,ee c5rn and cotton have
had another favorable week. and The third week OF
July has been reached without any rea! crop scare
suness IS sui the FEATURE BUT rsfher more is
coi"g - the leather trade foreshadowing later de-
ve.opa.suts the shoe business and the produc
ton o. iron and steel is being steadily curtailed.
with resulting hrner tone pig iron prices
Several basic industries still show little tendency
revive. Notable among these is soft coal min
ing. which IS very much depressed and IL to be
noted that demand for anthracite coal is not so
active heretofore. The cotton goods industry,
unsettled for than year past by erratic
price movements and short time faces another
disturbance IN the threatened strike OF Fall River
print cloth hands. Stock speculation wideued this
week. and bank clearings show increases over last
week and also over last year, which is ilfTequent
Of late At this time last year however. the ten
dency was downward, and present gains will bear
watching. Money markets are easy. but collections
show little change. being cassed fair the coun-
try over. Railway earnings finished the fiscal year
much better than earlier expected. and II is prob
able they will show the heaviest volume % gross
and net ever recorded
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-07-23
TRADE IN CHICAGO.

rRT TELEGRAPH To TIE TRIBUNE
Chicago July 22-Bea-ish tactics ruled wheat to-
day The in4rainence OF war between Russia and
England being removed by the backdown OF the
former and the weather map showing that the
Southwest about free Of rain. removed the
regular bull factors. Besides other conditions
were distinctly favorable for lower prices Wheat
was under pressure OF liquiiating sales all through
the session. although toward the last the desire
TO sell was less urgent than IL the fore part OF
the session and the demand from those wh1
thought the cereal purchase at~the reduced
prices became active, with the result that the
market sackened its lower trend Prices at the
close showed a loss OF 1c a busheI. The liquidation
BY longs and some selling for short account kept
the market or the decline to the close The range
OF old July from s5b.c 10 &c. closing at s57sc.
New September closed at s774gS7Tsc- The highest
vas 81. 1ssEsc and the lowest Stzc-
Weather that could hardly be improved on for
the bringing along OF a somewhat beated corn
crop created an easier feeling in that market. and
with longs in wheat selling OUT there was not the
usual rest for the bull levers. Receipts were over
The estimates ard the shipping demand was as
slack as It has been for some time back Local
inspection showed az cars and shipments hence
were $4,000 bushels There were cars contract
in to-days inspection and g ~ the latter kind
turned out by cleaning houses. July sold from 49,.
Q4s7sc down TO 49c. closing at 49, After selling
from 4sa.c down to 4sl,c. September closed at ass
a4eisc.
The oats market did rot escape the bearish tn
nuence that came from the other pits, and on some
realizing sales Of quite moderate extent there was
&c break In September prices Crop reports were
somewhat mixed but with to-day's surroundings
credit was given 10 the most favorable Local
receipts were eighty-three cars and shipments
90 600 bushels The estimate Of to-morrow's re-
ceipts was ninety-fIve cars July closed at S9Ssc
or &c below yesterdays Anal figures. The high
est was ss7sc and the lowest 3si-c. The range OF
September was from 327s TO S3as. closing at 33ls
II anything moro necessary 20 completely
paralyza the speculative trade well the cash
business in provisions. the peace plans kicked
over and the strike ordered on greater scale
than before. There some selling OF ribs and
lard thought to be for packers. What little gain
prices made in the first hour lost the next
and then the pit almost deserted. For Sep
ternber pork sold s2 81 S2is to 81 7ls; lard
&c SCH and So 80 ribs s. % to s. 90 Hogs post
ed at 80 90 and 5Ql0c lower For Saturday the
innate is 1900 At the close September ribs
touched low point at 81 Az, the lower for the
day Lard lost sc. at s. 80 pork held SO 771r