Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-02-27
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will 10 accomplish that! She-WeiR.
I'd have you understand that have
strong will.--New-Yorker,
How long shall l boil the eggs.
tha'am?" asked the cook Il don't ex-
actly know" replied the young house
wife, but cook them until they are
"eai tender, Chicago Post.
Maud said something clever abouE
hat rich Chicago uncle of hers
What was it," 'She said he was
porn with silver pie-knife in his
mouth. Cleveland Plain Dealer.
How 1t felt: Maggie say, CHM
mie, when yer look inter dat restan
rant wnder don't 1t make yer mout'
water? ,Iimmie-Water? Hully gee.
Il makes me mout' feel like a ship
buildin' trust.-Ex.
Mold Awfully sorry to hear your
house burned down. Did you save
anything? Todd-oh, yes. After some
very lively work we succeeded in get
ting ont all the things we didn't want
Town and Country.
Easy error; La Montt-Made Ter
rlbie hlunder to-day. Saw Il man IN
rubber suit and cap and asked him il
he was sewer,cleaner la MoyRe--
Who was he? La Millionaire
chauffeur Chicago News.
/ We'll. SNOWFALL" said the patron te
the dusky waiter, how did you ever
ONE by name like that "WeA
sah | was born in Chicago. Reckon
yer never seed Chicago SNOWFALL
sally nkers Statesman.
Il hear you're dissatisfied with your
Doctors bin" Yes, | don't think he's
entitled TO two hundred and fifty doh
lars for that operation why not?'
Because if he was he'd claim more
Philadelphia Pubic Ledger.
! \ way she has: Morton--ls Mrs
Styles much of a talker? Norton
Much of a talker ! should say sos
/ 1t is impossible for her to play soiI
tajre intelligcntly- has so much tc
say to herself, you know" - Boston
/ Transcript
/ \ question She Charles dear.
how many teeth does a baby haVes
He don't know But ! think that.
after the way I've walked the floor for
The last six months, ours ought to have
/ at least hundred and fifty by thn
/ time Detroit Free Press.
/ Howes--non't like this cold wealth
er eli? Why, only last summer you
We're complaining of the heat Barnes
! Not Of the heat itself, but rather be
cause of its untimelness. II would be
Iall right il reserved for such weather
as this. Boston Transcript,
| Mr. Trucker think / shall give ms
Iny business, my dear | might as weN
have some good out of my money. Mrs
/ Trucker oh, not yet samuel But
when one of MS dies shall give up
housekeeping aud see little Of the
world Town and Country
Wife There was a man around to-
day selling big brass burglar alarm
bells 10 put on the front Of the house,
50 ordered one. Husband What4
You know we haven't anything worth
stealing Wife-l know, but II wiz
make the neighhors think we have.
Philadelphia Ledger
Editor in Chief Ito office boy)-BeR
mic, where's the thcater tickets | sent
you after? Bonnie forgot EN-. City
Editor Bonnie. where's that paste
sent you for? Bcnnie--I forgot H.
! it,,
lack Glasscocks battin average in
lNSS: Bonnie promptly hun
bred and eighty Cleveland Lead
A.
Turpln Come with me to the 700.
Icnks No. thank you. I'll stay nj
home Ny oldest daughter does the
kangaroo walk. my second daughter
talks ike n parrot, my son laughs like
il hycua. my wife watches me like
hawk, my cook is as cross as a bear,
and my motherin-law says I'm an old
gorilla When 20 anywhere ! want
d change Tit Bits.
Icy.--"Didn't you git no money from
dat woman yer held upY asked the
first footpad. Nav" replied the 9TH
or. shiyering slightly; she wuz fr0m
Boston Well Boston people has
money" "Mebbc dey has, but when
saz to her, Money or yer life, lady,
She sen. How dare ye speak ter me
wIdout dc formality Of a introduction
sen she. an leaves me froze stiff."-
Philadelphia Press.
II thought said the irate strap
hanger you claimed when trying TO
get the franchise that you proposed 10
puild the road for the benefit Of the
jubilee My dear sir replied the d.
'cctor Of the soulless corporation, who
occasionally cOndescended to pauonize
his own cars, the road was built for
ha benefit Of the public but it is rup
FOR the benefit Of the officials. "-Cbica-
20 Daily News.
There was once minister in Hart
ford, says Mark Twain, "who had ~
OF of boys in his Sunday school who