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Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1904-04-15
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og indfere dem allie Steder, hvor de er
ukendte, sender vi enhver, SOM trsnger
dertil, ct af disse belter absolut uden I'd
gift for Modtageren.
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ma. Send ingen Penge; Diet 70 rste baelte er
nemlig en- Gave.
Mangler De Livskraft, er tract og ned
slaaet, kraftles og nerves, har mistet ing
dommens Glade og oliver for tidlig gam
mel, lider De af Rygsmerter, daarlig For
dejelse og blodkongestioner og er tract af
at betale Legerne uden Nytte, da kan De
blive helbredet we'd at BRUCE Jersey Flee
trio bel.
vi we'd, at De vii blive helbredet og an
befale wort belte:til andre, og saaledes vii
vi blive erstattet for wort Privilege Udlaeg.
res Navn og Adresse med Postmserke, og
baltet vii blive sendt Dem gratis. Il IL
JERSEY SPECIAL TY. CO.,
800 A Weldon Bdg., Jersey City. N. Y.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1904-04-15
American, Dominion
og White Star Lines
Dampere ~vedligeholder regelmassige For
bindelser mel1em
New York. Philadelphia. Boston.
Portland. Halifax
Southampton Liverpool. Queenstown.


Southampton. Liverpool. Queenstown.
De fleste af dem er Dobbeltskruedam.
pere, og af dem er de sterste Damp
ekibe i Verden.
Den store POPULARITET, SOM oven
navnte LINER nyder blandt Diet rejsende
Publikum, er en- sikker Bergen for, at allie
Passa gererneer Genstand for venlig Ime-
dekommenhed, god Opvartning, faar TN
strekkelig OK veltillavet Spise, hurtiR
Overrejse esamt Legetilsyn og Medicin.
naar Diet b heves.
Desuden findes | disse LINERS Skibe en-
Mangde Famiiielejligheder paa 2-4-6 We
relser.
Der cores kun ringe Uphold / England
thi Passagererne, som sejser med AMERI.
CAN, DOMINION og WHITE STAR LINES
Dampskibe, ankomme til England | rette
It'd til at fortsette Rejsen med Nordse-
damperne til de skandinav iske Havne.
De-, som rejser fra bet gamle l. a n d,
eh0ve heller like at vente lange l Eng
land paa Befcrdring til Amerika, dersom
Billetterne er udstedte paa ovennevnte
LINER.
Pris- og Afgangsiister sendes snarest
ON De skriver til
Mark r. c.. BROWN,
Money Or West Passenger Agent,
ders sendes 5000 Dearborn st.,
biiiict. Chicago. III.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1904-04-15
AURANlA,

Spettele Uefuertfteltgbeoer Tor 3Dte Hlds1e.
Nribate &abptter meb 2-4-6 SopepIabie bper
paa GberbGffet. 6per Seng ubftpret meb patent
Spring Bunb % %fprinuet meb ubmarfebe SeneiI1ber.
Vaifeferpaat, Speil, ganbiaraffe % @Iasier,
S9be, aroge for AI9oer % Satter, etc, | bper 8abnt.
meiia, Spiiefarner rleb 2anpborb. 2be % aafe
lrner etc, etc.
10 promenaoepIapfe. en- pao bet aabne Drf
o9ifet beifpf.et mob &egn % Binb.
MsaepGreife, fort % befpemreliet.
90 meb ct baffert Vtame for Treble &Iasie Basias
gerers ubeIuffenbe MfbenptteIfe.
ttopertrGffeltse 8efnemmeltabeoet Tor ale
aIdSier, men | S9rbelesbeb 9rebie alasie.
trit 8rmg at Sen9flaber for Trebie alasie Basz
ideerer, Iigeiaa frie Spife o. 1riftetar, builfe holbes
rene al q ontpaniets 7ienere.
Hor ale andre Splbsniuger berbenb Dem til bore
X~pial.Ngenter efer til
F.G. WHITING, Mgr, Dearborn 4 Randolph Chicago
The Glenwood post., 1904-06-25
stun heroe. are Made Ion.

Five millions for heroes-come. bring on
Disburse it at once, we have heroes
enough.
There's the hero who rescues the drown
ing from death,
The hero who braves the red flames
tongue and breath,
There are heroes on land, there are he
roes on sea,
There are heroes of varying style and de-
gree,
But the man who slams out a homer
when there are two or three men on
bases and brings in the runs that
win the game for the home team in
the last half of the ninth inning
He Is the kind Of hero for me!
The women. God bless them. come in for
share
OF the heroine fund-there are heroes to
spare
In the ranks of the sex: there's the one
who can bake
The pies, rich and juicy. like mother
There's the heroic woman, a marvel, 1
ween.
Who raises six children and keeps them
all clean.
But the woman who never trumps her
partners ace. never leads from a
short suit. and not once during the
evening asks what Is trumps and
whose ace Is that
She Is the kind of hero I mean.
New York Times.
The Glenwood post., 1904-06-25
ERRORS OF THE TYPES.
A Few Of the Misprints That Shorten
Editors Lives.

At literary dinner in New York
c. d. Gibson, the illustrator, quoted a
number of amusing misprints for sew
eral years, and already had in his
collection 200 good specimens.
He first quoted misprint about a
bishop who was confined to the house
with violent cold. The newspaper
that mentioned the prelate's illness
said he was confined to the house
with violent scold."
Another quotation concerned a Brit
ish nobleman who had joined a party
of friends in Hampshire for the pur-
pose of shooting pheasants. This
the compositor had made to read :
He has Joined party of friends in
Hampshire for the purpose of shoot
ing peasants"
THAT. though" said Mr.. Gibson, "is
an old and famous misprint, and you
may have heard of it before. You
may. too, have heard of the one about
surgeon taken alive in the river
that sold for six cents a pound But
l doubt If any of you have ever heard
of the misprint that appeared last
February in a Vermont newspaper.
This paper wished to say, in praise of
very aged and distinguished citi-
zen:
"'John Green is noble old bur-
CHER. proudly loving his native state
But the types made this sentence
run:
John Green is a nobby old burglar,
prowling around in a naked state "
The Glenwood post., 1904-06-25
REVIVAL OF THE INN.
Public Houses are Changed to Suit
the Needs Of the Day.

Public Houses are Changed to Suit
the Needs Of the Day.
While some reformers are bent on
ending the public house, others are
busy at mending it. We need not
decide for both; in many places there
are too many public houses, and of
those that would in any case re-
main, many might well be bettered-
The annual report of the public
house trust shows that substantial
progress is being made in this direc-
ton. The principal aim of the trust
is the revival of the inn as a place of
all-round refreshment and its extinc-
uon as mere drinking bar. THE
man who asks for bovril gets the
same smile as the man who asks for
beer" that is the advertisement and
the motto Lord Grey's movement is
a most hopeful one; it takes for
granted that men will not be deprived
OF their beer; but 1t offers every in
ducement to the consumption of other
cups than those which inebriate, and
Of eatables as well as drinkables, and
1t provides decent, wholesome, cheer
full surroundings. The movement is
peculiarly opportune in rural districts.
1t comes at time when there Is a
considerable revival in the wayside
inn as place Of necessary refresh
ment. Hostelries which seemed to
have been killed by the railway are
coming to life, thanks to the bicycle
and the motor. At time when SO
many people are thus taking to the
road again, 1t is very appropriate
that an effort should be made to i'm
prove the roadside inn.-London
Chronicle
The Glenwood post., 1904-06-25
Was a Poor Guesser.

An active city ward worker, who,
when he promises to support a man,
will do it in spite of everything, was
sought out to secure his cooperation
before a certain election.
After the election was over and the
votes all counted and the candidate
was found to have been beaten by
aboht three to one, and as one Of his
lieutenants could count up the names
of many more persons who had prom
ised to vote for S. than he had re-
ceived votes, concluded that the work
er. who had an impediment in his
speech, had failed to connect"
II say" said the lieutenant, looking
disappointed, why didn't you support
S, as you agreed to?"
Never pr-pr-promised to-" replied
the worker.
"Yes, you did" returned the other,
emphatically.
When d-did II"
why, down at Macs Office"
"Th-th-think not" replied the work
er, told you l g-g-guessed l would; !;
but I'm the. poorest g-g-guesser you
ever saw-hardly ever g-g-guess
right"
The Glenwood post., 1904-06-25

reserve and restored to the public do
main shall be open to settlement from
the date hereof. but shall not be sub
ject to entry. filing or selection un-
til after ninety days notice by such
publication as the secretary of the in
terror may prescribe.
In witness whereof. have hereunto
set my hand and caused the seal of the
United States to be affixed.
Done at the City of Washington
this 21st day of May. in the year of
our Lord one thousand. nine hundred
and four, and of the Independence of
the United States the one hundred and
twenty-eighth.
PRESIDENT ROOSEVELT,
By the President, Francis B. Loomis.
acting Secretary of State.
The Glenwood post., 1904-06-25
How earnum Got a Front Seat.

Rev. DIR. Robert Collyer, New York's
famous octogenariaE preacher, is
fond of telling this story:
"One Sunday morning shortly after
l had entered the pulpit got up and
said:
"I see in the congregation, a good
way back man who always gives me
a COOL seat whenever go to see him
and his. l want to reciprocate his
kindness. Let him come up 'front.'
And when the congregation turned
as one man to see who was making
his way up the aisle they saw none
other than P. T. Barnum."
The Glenwood post., 1904-06-25

Sarah Bernhardt is suing Paris
editor for damages because he re-
viewed her new play too soon. On
this side the disposition is to wreak
vengeance on the newspapers because
they put off noticing the plays until
too late.
The Glenwood post., 1904-06-25

A man in Dover, Del, recently went
to the whipping post for stealing a
railroad tie. Had he taken the whole
road he would have gone to the win
ming post instead,
The Glenwood post., 1904-06-25
Long Term Of Faithful Service.

On Tuesday, May 10. Pro. Charles
Koetl completed his fiftieth year as
organist of St. Mary's Catholic church
in Ottumwa, Iowa. His compensation
has always been small. He began with
a little melodeon and it is said that he
has never omitted mass, vespers or
benediction at which he had promised
to play. He is now 69 years of age.
The Glenwood post., 1904-06-25

A Philadelphia court has decided
that a man does not have to tell his
wife how much money he makes or
how he spends it. Before acting on
this opinion it will be advisable for
most men to find out what their
wives think about it.
The Glenwood post., 1904-06-25

Andrew Lang's effort to wrestle with
George Ade is not quite so funny as
the earlier English attempt to under
stand Mark Twain, but it belongs to
the same brand of obtuseness.
The Glenwood post., 1904-06-25

recently blown a quarter of mile in
a tornado. He could have done bet
ter than that at one of our little wind
jamming political orgies.
The Glenwood post., 1904-06-25

From the way the South American
ships, we may infer that they have
decided hereafter to live together in
peace.
The Glenwood post., 1904-06-25

There is to be scientific collection
of mosquitoes at St. Louis Most
people will be far more interested in
lodging the uncollected ones when the
hot weather comes on.
The Glenwood post., 1904-06-25

A Boston humorist who undertook
for his pains. Nothing is more dam
gerous than to suddenly awaken a
heavy sleeper.
The Glenwood post., 1904-06-25

Lord Brooke, who is only % years
old, and who has no prejudice against
cash, is coming over to this country
from England. This particular Brooke
is a bachelor. but he does not intepd
to 20 on SO forever.
The Glenwood post., 1904-06-25

An old atlas, printed in 1896, says
that the climate of this country is a
combination of all the other climates
in the world. That atlas must have
been written in March and printed in
April
The Glenwood post., 1904-06-25

Whatever reason the Yale students
may have for going barefoot accord.
ing to their latest fad, it isn't to save
papa the expense of shoes.
The Glenwood post., 1904-06-25

A Pennsylvania woman who died
the other day left $500 for her pet dog
1t, ought to be easy enough for some
sharp lawyer to get that
The Glenwood post., 1904-06-25

A Chicago woman claims that she
can read character by the voice. This
is probably Just her cute little way
of saying that money talks.
The Glenwood post., 1904-06-25

The Boston papers tell us that the
Wellesley girls have been SO annoyed
by male flirts that in order to protect
themselves they are carrying revolv-
ers. Where?
The Glenwood post., 1904-06-25

The New York banks are now said
to have too much money on hand.
Some of those crooked cashiers will
soon correct this evil
The Glenwood post., 1904-06-25

A contemporary millionaire declares
that control of temper is essential
to success" He unfortunately neglects
to say whose success.
The Glenwood post., 1904-06-25

The fashion arbiters have failed dis.
mally in their efforts to abolish the
shirtwaist girl. The bosses can't de-
feat the will of the whole people.
The Glenwood post., 1904-06-25

A1a-They say that the match bo
tween Will and Gladys was case of
love at first sight.
Margie-It must have been: Trey
would never have married had thor
taken a second look.
The Glenwood post., 1904-06-25

Considering the number of men who
have roasted pianos it is surprising it
took SO long to think of the idea of
burning them.
The Glenwood post., 1904-06-25
Friendship is one of the things that
cannot be preserved in alcohol.

Sunday school te'.cher--Now. TEL!
me, Willie, what MAKES all good little
huys to go Sunday school?
Little Willie-Christmas.
The Glenwood post., 1904-06-25

Bishop Anderson's objection to hav.
ing his salary increased makes him
one of the most lonesome persons in
the country.
The Glenwood post., 1904-06-25

The man who is always complain
ing about his poor health seldom has
the satisfaction of hearing anybody
ask him how he is.
The Glenwood post., 1904-06-25

A New York man was made crazy
by consuming an oversupply of lob
ster. 1t was simply case of "becom-
ing what you eat"
The Glenwood post., 1904-06-25

Joe Jefferson states that comedy is
serious business. We've seen some
farces that were painfully tragic.
The Glenwood post., 1904-06-25

The appearance OF the ant indicates
that the season for picnics is again
at hand.
The Glenwood post., 1904-06-25

Now is the time for the Russial
poets to give us something about 9Th,
mines they left behind them"
The Glenwood post., 1904-06-25

Lord Lansdowne's statement that
war exists in Tibet is somewhat tardy.
The Tibetans realized it weeks ago.
The Glenwood post., 1904-06-25

If the man who rocks the boat were
the only one to drown, the mourning
wouldn't be so general.
The Glenwood post., 1904-06-25

Baseball is said to cure insomnia.
But what we want to know is what
will cure some of the baseball players.
The Glenwood post., 1904-06-25

No matter how pretty girl is. she
can't afford not to know at least a
little something.
The Glenwood post., 1904-06-25
Very Likely,

During the civil war fine looking
negro went into the Union lines on
the Potomac and reported himself for
work.
Where are you from?" asked the<
officer on duty.
"Culpeper Court House, sah."
whats the news down there?"
Nothing, massa. 'cept dars man
down dar lost a mighty good and valu-
able niger dis morning, and reckon
he dun lose more afore night"
He Had Perpetual One.
Riddles" they said, do not seem
to interest you"
No" he replied; 81 married one"
The Glenwood post., 1904-06-25

Plausible Theory.
Toni wonder why some kisses are
so much sweeter than others?
Jack-Different brand of microbes
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-11-20

two committeeman OF the Street Railway
line Of Newbursh. N. y, Of which he
was a motorman. and four members OF
militia Company L Of tho First New
York Regiment, OF which he was a. nlenl-
Der,
The escort was very much chagrined
and surprised to find that their COM
rade and associate was negro, he hav-
ing in all his associations at Newburgh
Of havns Quarter as bl S indian an
mother, and Colonel Flippen. or Southsdc
Virginia, as father,
This negro, Charlie Flippen, was born
near here about 1891 and was twenty
three years OF age, his mother baing an
inhuman mulatto OF this vicinity. who
gave tho child to Druc!la Fllppen. also
Il mulat,o, who lived with Colonel Flip-
Pen. The mother OF Charlie FIlppen wns
an Inmate OF the Central State Hospital
at Petersburg but is now dead,
1t Is said that five thousand people
attended the funeral services In one OF the
leading white churches OF Newburgh, on
account Of the high esteem In which
he was held. Tho floral offerings
We're abundant.
II Is claimed that he was regular as
soclats Of white girls OF good family.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-11-20
FURNISHED HOUSE WaHTED

I Wlf5H TO Ii.NI &F7KpA 5DECEAi u IA Z
to May lst.. tor a party Of three adults. 4
Furnished House. Must be tirst-c!ass III
every espect. 5s
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-11-20

and vas engaged to a white Girl f5one q
the best families or NeWburgh.
His conduct In Ncwbursh was COM
mendable. his habits without fault In
every instance, ard that Of gentleman
Personally. nothing less can be SAID
Of his character here at his old nome
at Burkevillc, @
The funeral services here was conduct
cd by Rev. Mr.. Campbell, a white mln-
ister, who is president OF ,Ingleside Fe-
male Seminary, a colored institution. {
The white escort acted as Npall-hearers
and fired a salute over his grave After
performing their obligation, courteously
and gentlcmanly the party refralned
from furthcr consideration Of negroes,
ana left on the first, train for Petersburg
and other cities ON their route home
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-11-20
81 NE HARE and the
TORTOISE

Compared with the steady. successful
progress OF hard working. saving man.
the career Of the speculator Is but sor-
ny show.
How many thousands OF this country's
brightest minds have been swept into
the maelstrom Of speculation only TO
meet ruin,
4 Nor Is ruIn---financial ruin, all. d
Moral, mental ruin--unfitness tor USE
full tnsks--all follow.
''Roma was not built In a day"
a fortune cannot be made In month
Or a year *,
Tut the secret Of success financial
success, bringing life Of prosperlty--ltea
in two things, To earn money or make
1t In some u.s. fnl business, and to save
q reasonable part OF what you earn
In the end these methods will surely
win. Just as the tortoise won--just as
those who follow his methods always
have won and always will win.
Our Savings Department will help you
II ont OF town, write US and learn how
to bank by mall. ~ 90 #
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-11-20
To Hang for Criminal Assault,

To Hang tor Criminal AssaulV.
Especial e This giues; ptspa,tssh', =
Iaya white, was to-day conyioled AZ
Lu1nberton OF a criminal assault on Miss
Mary Inman, 10 years old and sentenced
to hang on January lsth,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-11-20
WHOM .IT NAY CONCERN:

J. w BRONAUGH. JR..
Treasurer City Of Manchester.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-11-20
Wires Under Ground.
tsnee,nl 10 Tho Times pIspatch.1

Especial to The Tines Dispatcho
" GREEN SBORC. N. G., -.ov. la,-The
Board OF Aldermen adopted an ordinance
tonight requiring all telephone and tele-
graph wires OIL Its principal business
streets to be placed underground within
twelve months from date The ordinance
was advocated by represent atlves Of tho
Southern Bell Telephone Company me
Postal and Western Union Ielegrapn
Companies fought the sections OF the
bin requiring their wires to be grounded
without avail. the vote,'belng three to two,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-11-20

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN:
Ii Notice Is hereby given that unless the
owner or other person who turned loose
or permitted a certain medium-size red,
buffalo COW to 60 at large on the public
streets OF the City of Richmond, taken
UP by one James II. Johnson colored.
city. on tho 9th day Of November. 1904. on
Eighteenth street. between Brond and
Grace, at Q o'clock A, NJ. within three
days shall come forward and clalmasaid
since she was taken mp, the undersigned
will proceed TO sell on tile Sd day Of
November. 1901. at Il O'Clock q. AZ, In
front of the Eleventh Street entrance Of
The City Hall, at public auction. for cash
To tho highest bidder, said animal and
nay the proceeds of such sale into the
treasury Of tho City Of R!chmond.
M Il. p. rIIULCES
CTef of Police
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-11-20
P0CA.HONTAS IS
NIGER Than ia EVER Err
Elegant Steamer Of Navigation
Company Coming Home
This Week.
MUCH LARGER DECK SPACE
Arrangements Made Specially
for Tourist Patrons OF This
Scenic Route.

The steamer Pocahontas. rebuilt and
more elegant than ever. is expected to
return to Richmond early this week, pos
siby Tuesday.
This handsome vessel Of the Virginia
Navigation Company partially burned at
her wharf here some months ago, was
taken to the Delaware River Iron Ship
building and Engine Works (Roach's
ship-yard). at Chester Pa, on August
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-11-20

10th last, for rebuilding, they having been
glhe successful bidders. !
A large force was put to work and af-
ter a threc-months' stay at Chester. she
will return to the route With many Inn
provenlents over the former "Pocahon-
tas.''
Among tho most notable changes are:
Main deck Will have more freight car
ryIng space; main stairway leading TO the
promenade deck will be in the after end
Of the social hall there Will also DO q
stairway forward, Aft OF the social hall
will be the purser's and mall agents OF,
flee and a series Of four staterooms and
itoilet-rooms.
Larger Promenade Deck.
The promenade deck will have an eight
foot walk way on either side OF the sa-
loon. fore and aft, as far as the state
rooms. which are flush With the outside
house OF the wheels. Formerly the sa-
loon extended out on both sides, The sa-
loon will not be quite so large a before,
but the arrangement will give more deck
space for excurslon'sts and passengers,
In tile main saloon are arranged a series
OF eight staterooms on either SIDE fore
and aft OF the wheel.
4 On the hurricane deck aft OF the pilot
house is the captains room, which Is
large and handsomely furnished Att OF
this room are TWO stateroolrls for passen-
gers This deck has been extended aft to
the stern of the steamer thus also In
creaslng her passenger carrying capacity,
new dynamo, located on the main
deck, has been Installed and the steam
or will be brilliantly lighted from stem
to stern Including powerful search
light The steamer will be heated through,
by, steam radiators.
The steamer I'D Point Comfort"
which has been performing the service
for the Navigation Company. will be re-
burned to her owners, the New York,
Philadelphia and Norfolk Railroad Com
pspy. NortollA
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-11-20
once supeg!ntendsnt or Public ghar gaa,

once Superintendent or Public Charities.
SEALED F FFsts9sa VIII III 81 BE Re
until IL O'Clock M MONDAY, Nov. ~,
lgol for = fE RkeDES Che smsseass
SUGAR. RICE, LARD, SOAR, HER
RINGS. SALT, M GLASSES BJ1srER,
& POTATO Els, CORN, OATS, HAY,
INC t;ts and Ib;RYftGooDsf Tor tie auarter
ending February Is. 1905.
The Committee for the Relief Of the
Poor reserve the light TO reject any or
i, CON tract for each article required to the
lowest responsible bidder therefor,
Forms OF proposals can be obtained ut
NOV l6.St Superintendent.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-11-20
Funeral Of Mrs. Ferrandinl.

Funeral Of Mrs, Ferrandinl.
The funeral Of Mrs, r. Ferrandini will
be from st. Peters ats o'clock this after-
noon, and the burial will DO I'm Mount
Mrs, Ferrandini died Thursday morning
She leaves two sons Frank and A. j.
Ferrandini, the latter of Bellingham,
Washington. and two daughters. Miss
JULIA and Mrs. G. r. Blankenshlp. and
:. Y, husha nd. She was daughter Of the
fsts Thomas and Mrs. Elzahesh SAM