New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-07-22
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

THE TALK OF THE DAY.
Here is curious little editorial from THE Ar
cadia Times: :" The Times will not discuss
politics in this campaign 1t will say a few words
now and then hold It's peace. We left the Repub-
lcan party in 1886 and supported William j. Bryan
For eight years have followed his leadership.
We are with him to-day. and expect to be with
him four years hence. The st. Louis platform is
not altogether satisfactory and the ticket is worse
We think that Parker and Roose yelt both
owned soul. body and breeches. by the money
power. On the other issues for Parker.
and shall vote for him. Roosevelt will be elected.
1t will take six figures to write his majority IN
Kansas. This is individual opinion. and this
is the first. last and only mention OF the matter
IN these columns. The Times is distinctly
local newspaper.
Willing to Oblise.-"Can you gimme a bite.
ma'am?" said the ragged hobo. I'm hungry enun
Y regret to say" replied the kind lady. that
Chicago News
traveller In the Philippines writes: You SEQ
that girl coming along the stree. carrying
long bamboo cylinder upon her shoulder She
is returning from tho waterworks. and is carry
Ing home good supply OF clean drinking water.
Yes. it is big bamboo tube-surely eight feet
long and twenty-five inches at least in circum-
ference. The inside divisions been forced
out by OF stick and the internal compart-
ments all combined into one. II hollis I 10. OF
liquid
HOW TO KEEP COOL
Do not imbibe the ice cold drinks mixed at the
soda booth
Can aerated. icy draught you'll find is to
On no account permit yourself to feed on too much
"a diet OF beefsteak gives strength that helps
\ cabbage leaf worn in the hat dispels the SUMS
a cabbage leaf within the hat all heat rays will
collect)
Don't walk fast-you'd better stay IN ideness
Brisk promenades In open air will open UP tho
Don't talk too much: IT only makes more labor for
(Talk all the tlme for cooling of tits better than
Don't sit beneath electric fans: reaction come. at
Get underneath buzzing fan. and keep 1t going
fast)
Eat lots OF fruit. the acid makes the blood con-
beware OF fruit; too much of it will take you of
White garments may look cool. but they calorify
he sure your clothes are all of white and very
Do jus; exactly what your doctor says you ought
cor ask another doctor-he'n say: THAT you
should not do"D
Don't fret about the heat; this only makes IT
civil ease you mind to cuss the heat to what
Cold baths are best; they give sense of perfect
peace and ease.
WARN baths d Sr So 6es5 hsy soothe the nerves and
Remember all YOU read about the best way to keep
Forget it-this you'n find to he satisfying rue)
-tChicago Tribune.
In the garden of Charles p. sim. in East Man
chester. n. H.. there is curiosity in the shape OF
pear tree that has crop of pears large I'm
diameter as ones thumb and a good crop OF bios
10
nearly or quite n foot in length. and each twig is
tipped with bunch Of flowers The blossoms are
large the earlier and seem to be
dropping off. instead Of setting fruit
1t Would Answer Rose-f painted this picture to
keen the wolf from the door.
IL will do it.-(Smart Set.
Captain Hahn. of the new lobster hatchery at
Boothhay Harbor. Me, reports n curiosity among
the recent catch Of seed Holsters in the shape of
blue lobster. which has attracted much attention
Captain Hahn that in his many years of gov
eminent service in this line he has known OF but
one similar catch.
JES' TELL THE WORLD HELLO"
We had some oiish neghbors once that moved in
down the road
We reckoned they was bout the proudest folks
An when We passed EN- now an then held our
TO make dead sure they couldn't snub us if they
1t really made me nervous. so 1 jes' braced up
day
An thought I'd go ahead an show my manners.
anyway.
One sunday Std o turnin round an gain at
looked at them an says. "Hcllor an they saws
'Howdy do?'
1t want the cold an formal greetn' that you've
times heard:
They smiled an said it hearty like they meant IT,
every word.
It's solemn reflect on what miss along lifes
Ely ies' ben' natural an good humored dav
day
There's lots O. folks who fling the simple joys of
life aside
Because they dread the shadow OF their own I'M
conscious pride.
And nine times out O. ten you'll find the rule
works right an true
Jes' tell the world 'Helo!' and it'll answer
'Howdy do?'
-(Washington Star
difference between climate and weather? " e
MIR Wayout (of Dismalhurst- ION the Bin ls,-f,t,-
buying home there and weather is what II has
atterward.-(Puck.
London tradesman advertises thus: ..E,or
ment by motor is fashionable Loving conn,as
who would dodge stern parents by running ava,
be married be supplied here at auy hour Of
any day with smart motor and reliable driver ON
the weekly payment system
Woman's Privilese.-'It's all nonsense about
mans being able 10 make q name for hip,sa,f
Only can do that
How do you make that out?''
She select for husband man whose mama
she fancies."-(T Topics