The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-05-13

The Calvary M. e. church drew 1,7O0
pennies in recent Sunday service and
the next Sabbath the Rev. DR.. Charles
q. Goodell preached from the text In Tim
otny, Alexander, the coppersmith, did me
much evil.'' a
The Grand Duke Cyril may be excused
for having had his nervous system thrown
out OF gear when the battleship Petro-
pavloysk stubbed its toe A grand duke
VINO could go thru an experience like that
Wltnout letting his cigarette go out would
pc TOO much to hope for in these degen-
crate days.
When the neighbors' large black dogs
ana RED dogs step on the garden flower
beds like a flock of ten-ton elephants, we
nave 70 think so hard to keep from getting
ll 1' that there are corns on our brow.
The kid who comes home from school
and tries to work his mother up into a,
smallpox scare so he can stay at home
should be hypnotized by good stout
lath. I
Mr.. Bryan's opinion of John Sharp VIII
liams' the latest democratic candidate, we
90 not know; but we hazard the conject-
ure that is about on a par with the gro
GERS opinion Of the no-breakfast fad
A new poison has been discovered in
Germany This will be boon to the Gig
larette manufacturer. The boys are get
ting hardened to the old poisons
The Journal Newsboys band was the
honored guest of Otis Skinner at his
snow Wednesday night and tore off g
couple OF punches of quickstep in honor
OF the occasion. Mr. Otis is himself ar
oom- pah artist of no mean ability.
Anna Gould's two oldest are named
Marie Jean Jay George Paul Ernest Boni.
face de Castellane and Georges Gustave
Marie Antoinette Boniface Charles de Cas-
tellane. Think Of having to sign checl
'sM j. J. G. P. E. B. de Castellane''
A British Columbia missionary, trans
Iatlng into Indian the phrase "a crown
OF glory that fadeth not away" was dis.
gusted later to discover that the render.
Ing meant to the Indians "a hat that
| never wears OUT
] : Mr.. Iselin, the New York financier a,nc
/ yachtsman, has just taken out an acciden,
policy for 100000. It would have to be
q whale of an accident to be worth $500,
900 to most Of us.
The Pennsylvania democratic platform
says that the president is s.standinf
menace" If they keep on quarreling thu
democrats will help furnish him a gooe
/ substantial chair to sit in.
The Scottish American prints an essa,
on the horse by student in India VIII,
was struggling with the intricacies @
English
THE horse is a very noble quadruped
but when he is angry he will not do SO
He is ridden, on the spinal cord by tn
Bride and sadly the driver places hi
foots on the stirrup and divides his lowe
limbs across the saddle and drives hi
animal to the meadow. He has four legs
two on the front side and two are after
ward. These. are the weapons on whic
he runs. He also defends himself by ex
tending those in the rear in a parable
, direction toward his foe, but this he doe
4 only when in vexatious mood. Their
is no animal like the horse'
Miss Stella Cole of Minneapolis, Kan
will be pleased to see this notice Of her
self on the announcement Of her engage
ment in the Minneapolis (Kan.) Messen
ger:
, 'Stella is a talented and clever CIR
: and, like most Of Minneapolis cherishe
, daughters, not much for quantity, but
whole lot for quality, for she isn't muc
:. bigger than a pint Of CIDER
! Can't you just see her? A. J. r.