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The Cairo bulletin., 1904-07-22
wilma to Overlook II.

Dear sir" tho general manager 81
TIE FIRE insurance company wrote to
the local agent. "A few weeks ago
your negligence IN falling to notify
the owners % a large office building
that their insurance was about TO ex
gire and TO solicit them - reinsure
lost a customer for rs. and VIC gave
yen q months notice 10 find another
situation. lrasnucl. however. as that
building was burned day before yes
terday We have decided 10 recall tAe
notice. We viii overlook the oae2sc
this time-hut dcn't let il happen
again.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-07-22

When II II Free Of DnndruG, II Grows
LuxurfantIy.

Fair preparations and dandruff cures.
es rule, are sticky or irritating affairs
that do no earthly good. Hair, when not
diseased. grows naturally luxuriantly-
Ilandruff Is the cause Of nine-tentis of
all hair trouble, ana dandruf is caused
by d germ The only way 10 cure dand-
run IL % XIII the germ. and, 80 far the
only hair preparation that udll positively
destroy the germ is Nc@bro's lierplcide--
absolutely harmless, free from grease.
sediment. dye matter or dangerous drugs.
It allays itching Instantly; makes hair
glossy and soft as silk Destroy the
cause, you remove the effect" Sold by
leading druggists. Send 1oc. in stamps for
sample to The Herpiclde CO., Detroit,
Mich.
Paul G. Shuh IL sons, Special
Agents.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-07-22

There y ! Fascinating Charm About


Some bright young women who
spent last summer in a western Masa-
achusetts town, tired OF hunting birds
which never sat still, turned bee hunt
ers. Discovering q veteran bee hunt.
81 and overcoming a feminine dis
trust 81 he little insect vino 50 sharp
y reaenia Interference with her af
fairs. they were initiated Ii IN air IL
lining 'e aai ,Garsafie rYar"
tramp a4& vac Sith an object IA
view
Be2 huli2g possesses a charm pc
cullariy it5 oNn and Il can be prac-
ticed wherever flowers grow, even
within tao limits Of d town. The nee
essary outfit consists Of a box three
inches square ard a. many deep,
This Is diy.dcl into an upper and
lower story ~ means Of q slice. The
cover is fs;ed with glass window
IT. the lower compartment II placed a
piece Of comb Glled wilh Il syrup, Or
sugar ana water The silaes pushed
in place ana the nearest flower bed
or clover pAlcA'lI hOughi. WIN the
box IN ond hand and the cover in che
other. il u an easy maHerln trap a
honey bee hisg robbng q flower oil
It's sweets. WarcAirg her through the
glass window, tee moment she quiets
down the Slide IL gently drawn. It
does not take the bee long to discover
the syrup. ard sac at once begins 70
load up with this treasure
The box is now placed on post
and sharp watch maintained Pres
emily the bee is stated, and. circling
for her BEARINGS. starts straight for
the hive or tree. when sac comes
back, for she will surely return she
Will bring another bee With her and
IN turn this enc will bring D third
ard 50 Oh uatil a line IL established
Then, white orc or more fill with the
syrup. The coror is replaced and The
box carried forward along Tho line Of
flight. From The stopping point
new line will be established as before
Thus in time will the bees lead
10 their home
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-07-22
MOBILE & OHIOBULLETIN

Louisiana Purchase exposition, 81.
Louis, Mo. Sixty day limit sold daily
al rate OF $3.50 Season limit tickets
sold daily at rate Of $7,45.
Annual meeting of grand lodge Be.
neyolent Order 81 Mhs Cincinnati.
d, July 1923 1904 For the abpye
occasion round trim tickets win be
soil "a Cincinnati az rate u $l02b
Dates Of sale July 10Th and l7ih, lin
lied to return July 2Jth: except an
extension until August 25th may be
obtained by depositing tickets and
paying 80 cents.
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Group.

Is a violent Inflammation Of the mu-
cous membrane Of the wind pipe.
which sometimes extends to the
larynx and bronchial tubes: and is
one Of the most dangerous diseases of
children. It almost always comes On
in the night. Give frequent small
doses Of Ballard's Horehound Syrup
anf apply Bailard's Snow Liniment
externally TO the throat. &c. soc.
81 90. Schuh Drug Co.
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SOUTHERN DIVISION.
NE Only DlREcT LINE 80 MEMFmIsI

THE ONLY DIRECT LIME no MEMrmis.
NASHVILLE, GHAagrANDDi All
LANTA. JACKSON ILLE "a.
NANAAH, NiGhSlifRtl
and JAgKaONNtI1.E.
2;iJ a. 81, 'sfiho Dixie Flyer" M4nYhi-
Nashville and Jaeksnngfile.
3:fUa. ~ Memphis and New Orleans Limit
Ell via Memphis. arriving rs Memphis III s:Is
". m. aud New Orleans 7sl5 ~ na.
B.D0 Il. nj. Padncah and louisville.
s:2ua. m, daily, Fulton, Paducah and Loais.
vile Express, arriving Ia Fulton 1ests q. Ia.
paducah ll:40 q. m. and Louisville 5:s5 D. III.
$50 p. M, daily, Memphis and New Oriean.
Fast Mail arriving in Memphis at TITO D. M and
New Orleans at 9:25 d. M
1880 p. M. daily, Nashville, chatanoogsand
Atlanta.
$500 pm. Memphis and New Orleans Special
arrive 10 Memphis ~ 1850 p. M, New 0risans
1000 a IN.
5:I5 M. Paducah, HopkinsEille and Iaoais-
vile.
es"Far through tickets, sleeping ear accom-
nodations ami further information apply 1T
Illinois Central Passenger station, Cairo, ~.
j. IA. JONES. mkt ARt,
A. II. HANSON. Gen Pass ACT Chicago.
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CTo be Continued)
Baseball players and Foot Rasersl

Louis j. Kruger. ex-champion long
distance foot racer of Germany and
Holland, writes, Oct 9Th, 1901;
During my training of eight weeks
foot races at Salt Lake City, in April
last, | used Billiards. Snow Liniment
20 my greatest satisfaction. There
fore. highly recommend Snow Lini-
mens 10 all who are troubled with
sprains, bruises or rheumatism" 2Jc
SOC, 81 90 bottle Schulz Drug Co.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-07-22
ILLINOIS CENTRAL R. ECO
RuIletIn d Rates.

Bulletin OF Rates.
Worlds Fair: lepniaiana Purchase tx.
position. ST Louis. Mo-, April 80, De
cenlber ist, 1904 $7A5 round trip.
tickets sold daily commencing April
18th, to November 18th inclusive,
limited to return December 18th, 1904
$500 round trip tickets sold daily
commencing April 18Th to November
goth bearing return limit of sixty
(60),s days from. date of sale.
Summer school, Knoxville, Tenn,
June 2sth, Aug. 5th, 1904. $13.75 to
Knoxville, and return account the
above occasion. tickets sold June &c,
q, 2S, July 5, 6, IL, L., is and 25th,
bearing return limit OF Is days from
date Of sale except an extension IN
III September Both may be obtained
under certain conditions.
$3.50 Dawson Springs ana return
$3.50 Cerulean Springs ana return,
$685. Crittenden Springs and return
ind $40 Grayson Springs and return
Tickets sold daily limited to return
October 31st, 1904
For fun particulars call or address
the undersigned
A. II. HANSON,
General Passenger Agent
J. n. JONES,
Ticket Agent
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Arkansas
Texas
Louisiana

Al ideal country FOR cheap
homes. Land at IS, $40 tib
per acre; grows corn, cot
ton, wheat. oats. grasses,
fruits and vegetables.
Stock rangas 10 months
In the year.
South east Missouri, Ar
kansas, Louisiana and Texas
are full OF opportunities
the climate is mild, the soil
Ii rich. the lands are cheap,
Low home seekers rates
ab0Gt hair fare via the
Cotton lleit twice month
First and third Tuesdays.
For descriptive literature,
maps and excursion rates.
write to
e. w. LASEAUME,
C. p. A. and r. a.
cotron Belt, 81. Louis. Mo.
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On M
- - |
Office 7O7 Commercial Ayc.
ILLINOIS CENTRAL
Corrected To MY nth. IsDi
THE FAST MAIL ROUTE
Shortest and Quickest Route TO
St. Louis & Chicago

FE-Trains leave Cairo.
$50 q. m. Daily Chicago vesfibuie
I LIMITED, arriving Ia Chicago at 1880 a HI
connecting With afternoon tfains for all points
| east and north.
\ 2s2O a. IN. Daily st. Louis Night JiujtAa
4 arriving In ri. Louis at 7.G8 q. M, conuectSpg
1 at Union Station for all points west. Sleeping
cars open at a:45 p. m.
/ i:J5 a.. m. Thebes Accommodation
| 5:i ~. M. Chicago Daylight Express
1 except Sunday, makes all stops between Cglre
and Chicago, arriving In Chicago at hi69 +. W. K
5;l . ~ ra.. ~. I,Ouia Nfnrning Express
except sunday, arriving IN ~. i.anik II lis&i
making all stops.
1895 .. M. -. Louis Fast Mail, arfIga
ing ia ~ Louis "a q: Sos ~ ~.
1890 .. M. Chicago Mia-aAy speriAi.
arriving Ia Chicago. Niu ns
2i2u u. M. Daily ~. Inais Limited, AZ
| riylng ~ So Louis ~ ts6 d. m eonnMeElnw at
Union Station for x apaas City, Omaha. Den.
yer, san tfaheistu aud AZ points wsgs
I:2O y. m. Fast Express for fBdin, III
bingham, Mattoep. Tolona, Champaign, Chi
eago
6sl0 p. m. Thebes Accommodate
D.05 p. m. Chicago and Eastern Tx-
nresa arriving in Chicago at sos q. xn. Indians
apois, 5:a5 Cincinnati, 1926 a. nj. Buffalo, s.zs
q. m New York 7s50 a. m. Sleeping cars To
Chicago,
PASSENGERS For New York ana eastern
1ASSthS@sS cities shonHd bear in mind
that the Illinois Central Il the quickest route
by many hours leaving Cairo at 9.bS u. ~. and
arriving ia New York At 80 the second morn
ng
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Alexander
County National
Bank

Commercial Ave. and Eighth street,
CAIRO, ILLINOIS.
CAPITAL 100000 90
AND ,lNb sSRl'hos PROFITS S5O,OOO.00
OFFICERS
Z. n, BCDEEJ ..f... Prest1ent
cHAS. FEucHTER JR., V. President.
j. RI. GAL LtGAN.. :. -. Cashier
r. SPENCER. Assistant Cashier
Directors
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WIN. Kluge. G. v. Men.
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Accounts OF corporations and IN
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change furnished In any part OF the
world.
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Every day until December LIST, 1909
Season Tickets.
Sixty Day Tickets.
Fifteen Day Tickets.

Sixty Day Tickets.
Fifteen Day Tickets.
Coach Excursion Tickets TO ST.
Louis Worlds Fair viii be on sale
Tuesdays and Thursdays until June
3Oth. inclusive, from certain points
Warsaw. Ind, season tickets. from
May 18th. to September 30th, 1904,
inclusive.
Warsaw. Ind. fifteen day excursion
tickets. May 10Th, TO September Goth,
1904. inclusive
For fnl Information and parlicu.
lars as go rates. tickets. limits. call on
Agents Zig Four Route or address
the undersigned
WARREN T. LYNCH.
General Pass & Ticket Agt, Ciucin
naU. ohio.
J. NJ STONE. ELMER SMITH
T.P.A. Ticket Agent.
Cairo. Illinois.
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P.J. PURCELL
General Insurance Agent E EiFs, n Y

nado, Plate Glass. Office Miller Schulz build
ing, Nos. 1919 Washington Avenue. Telephone
10. Cairo Illinois
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-07-22
BIG FOUR ROUTE
Best and Quickest Line

Evansville, Paducah, vinoestlh
Danville, Terre Haute, Indian
apolis, Louisville, Cincin-
natl, Pittsburg, Baltimore
philadelphia, Washing
ton, New York Bos-
ton, and all East ,
err Cities. ....
ss-Trains leaving csiro.
No. s-5.sil a. nj rtctrr 81. -
fork. fast mall ard erp-ess- ouk%~<
o. cars g. New Tors sEd Bcs.cr.
Ne. 2-ssoa = n1.-Chieseo. Ind 49,
cinnzli ard eastern exrrsss- 80 -
disnspoiiss can get sieererat so -
No. ts--1-la D. t1---Iccal sGecE1IrloLs<I
ss-Trzins arrive & Cairo y Hocn- -
ans less a n. All 3 ans slsl y Ices -z4
For ralss. maps. "a isc-al Elides I'D res
irfcrnns.icn- cal on or s9dfess sIaNE4 *Xf
Eiefzt Agent. Enioa Der5f ~
LTScH. g. =. a q. A.. cs1ei1 zzzs==zt= =
~. p. pEPFE. A. O. p A.. -. Loris ~
J. r. sr0NE. T. ? A.. o,slro. II -
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-07-22

New Fast Train to St.
Louis, inaugurated
June s. Leaves Cairo
1910 p. M, daily.
Dining cars serve all
meals, a Ia carte. Train
is wide vcstibuled and
consists Of handsome
day coaches, drawing
room and library-obser-
walton sleeping cars.
Write or call on any
NJ. & O. r. r. agent
for all information.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-04-30
An Ideal Guest.

4 busy housewife to whose home in
the course of the year come all sorts of
company, recently had an ideal visitor.
She was never ''under-foot" when the
hostess was mt work and she seemed to
have some magic charm that drew all nm
needed members of the family away from
the scene of labor. If there was an err
rand To be done and the children We're in
school, she always needed a walk"
She was never busting about the house,
playing the piano. or melting the wee
ones to a frolic while the hostess rested.
But when the siesta vas over and the
mother sat down with mrnding or sewing,
the guest was on hand, fresh and merry
with interesting stories of life IN d.Jtaer
environment.
She had found tho dainty new sofa pill
low that waited for its rufiie: and as She
talked she hemstitched That completed
pillow will always be eloquent of the
pleasure of those afternoon chats and OF
the tact and thoughtfulncss Of that ideal
visitor. The goodbye to that guest was
sincerely spoken from full heart. do
come again. You have been such good
company; and no more trouble than the
birds in the trees. indianapolis News.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-04-30
GOSSIP FOR THE LADIES.
ssseeeesseeooaesoeaae eeesssss 5000

which would warrant him to give her a
home
There is nothing that takes the Joy Of
living out of mans heart so much as
the fear of grinding poverty. And what
does poverty mean? 1t implies going
without certain things which are absolute
necessities OF existence, and to the en-
gagged man marriage soon becomes one Of
the absolute necessities.
In two or three years the hero of the
story may find that marriage is as far
of as ever and the question NAV arise
however loyal and true to the heroine he
may be, "Have / not been unwise? Have
/ net made 4 mistaken" Once such a
question as this comes into a mans
mind, ne is GA the high road to the ter
mInatien Of the love story
What. then. IS the practical. outcome of
ali this? Surely, it it that every man
Should come to the strong determination
10 make the home 3irst before he asks
any girl 10 enter it. He ought not to re-
verse the process. and say to the girl.
win you share nay home if | ever have
one 70 offer you:'-Boston Traveller
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-04-30

Rev. C. II. Woolston of Philadelphia
the other day undertook to illustrate his
tax about Kindness as means of sub
DUNG savage natures. lie had a young
lion in Il cage on the platform beside
him. A trainer from an animal show
sat near, keeping an eye upon his charge.
At the psychological moment the preach
eli turned To point. with supposedly
dramatic effect. ut the crouching liQn
which had been taken from the cage
waiting to be subdued by kindness. Al
the same moment he gave the signal for
the touching off Of the hashlight powder
that was to reveal the king of beasts"
IN DIR. WGOlstOns loving care. Young
Leo. however. hadn't been following the
discourse as closely as he should. per
haps, and when the hashlight fiared up
he sprang away from the preacher with
well developed roar and landed on a
nearby table. Here he snarled ana
glared uncertain us to where he should
begin his work Of determination. Be-
fore the young lion could make MP his
mind which of the terrified women and
children to attack, the trainer and the
preacher fell upon il and jaInmed the
poor beast into it's cage. In n report of
the incident. it is said After little
while the excitement subsidized, and DR.,
Woolston went on with his explanation
of how to tame savage beasts with kind
ness y
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-04-30
The Texas Way.

'.fhev DO Things 10 a neat aad work
manlikr manner down IN RI paee.' said
j. L. Carmichael Il was GA train
coming in from Mexico when pas ~eHpcr
IN The car ! was IN got into row wIti
tic negro porter. The porter lie the
passenger over tAn lad Wth poker
ami the passenger took out bis revolver
and Shot the porter six times. We TOOL.
the porter oil at thc station IN III Pas0.
but he died bcfor" tbe amhulaHca came.
! wa todd 10 be- At She inquest ut 10
d clock next morning 10 testify.
My watch was wrong, or sgmethlne
happened. mud ] didn't get 10 tho inquest
until -evcu minutes past 10 As ! WAS
going in uoi tire officials coming ont.
" Too late. they said. lie WIS AZ.
quilted aud discharged FIVE minutes
ago Washington Corr. New York
MnrlA
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-04-30
BALLApF OF DEAD SLANG


slaug comes ana socs; the --latest stunt
roiay.s Glad Rags next week arc On the
Tbs Warmcst Baby in ,hc Bunch grows
To Catch the Drag new Allpight Raclcts
Get Next! Get Wise: Go. Rubber, or be
'ywould Feaze the Cheapest Guy to nnder,
stand
The Joshss that the old Man Thought
For last years Gags will never Get Hand!
1,hheslnuts are. Ringers for a. Rrick Of Gold,
There's Nnoth,ug in "Fiabhergostcd'
The Snigi is side Tracked. once ii has been
We shake Back Numbers, like discardc,
Gum
Wooldn't 1t Jar You, now 10 stand for
Ola Song;and Dance that used to Beat The
u makes rs Weary. Icary. Groucny sIuu
haf i"St year Gags VIII never GeI lland
Get Gay with rollics ere they Gather
The Skate grows Nqtty +. u. o. vum
Nonre - Against the Heal Thing and he
a SWIM Kick knocks The Proposition
slIas English. thcn. FOR no ono now is
brand:
tt'S IN to You To Swipe the RipeSi Plum.
For last Years Gags will never tict ltand
"eheStiut. you are Dead one So sue.
You Get the CLASSY Eye, you cannot
Land:
We Play no StcadieS, Ia our verbal Slum
For last wears Gags will never Get a
Hand
-Galett burgess
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-04-30
On the Mantel- Shelf.

The Japanese doll got up very early
one morning and harneSsed his wooden
COW TO the cart that he might go to town
He travelled and Travelled along the
mIntel-Shef Il great way. The wooden
COW did not 10 very fast. So the ,Iapa
nt 81 doll SAW al the sights along the
way.
suddenly he heard some one calling,
"Jappy, Jappy lappy, stop!
And the Japanese doll said. $50. BoS-
sY. 50 BosSy" to the cow, aud the COW
stopped
Then the doll saw who il was that had
called la him it was a paper nun. She
was standing now in trout OF the wooden
ccw. with n great carthern jar in her
arms as big as tub.
'lour cow looked so hot and thirsty"
said the paper uun, that ! thought |
would bring her something to drink
You are very kind" said the doll, ma
the nun SET the jar down in the roadway.
The COW shifted il and then drank it
all M, for it was full of milk instead OF
water,
\ little Maltese kitten had followed
the nun and while the cow was busy
drinking the milk the kitten crcpt from
behind the Nuns skirts 20 lap up some
>patters Of milk around the bottom OF the
jar.
Just then loud and very peculiar
noise from away down the ruads-I mean
the mantel-shel made the kitten scam
per off for safety.
The nun and the Japanese doll looked
down the road III the direction from
which the sound came Even the wooden
COW turned her head and the kitten
pceped around from the shelter Of the
nuns black skirt
What they saw was n yellow china
chicken coming with hand organ
When it came up 10 them the chicken
stopped, and ii played such merry tune
that the kitten came out in the road
where ii could hear better.
The nun capped her hands. for She
was good -naturCd and liked a bit OF music
nov aud then: while the Japanese doll
leaned over the rail of lis cart and said
to the chicken, THAT Is very pretty
tune. sir.
The doll had just finished speaking
when the sun rose. It's bright rays
shone in at the window and clear across
the room. That made the mantel shelf
folk all stop Just whore they We're. they
never move about by daylight. And
when little girl Margaret came down.
stairs there She saw the Japanese doll
and the wooden COW and the paper nun
and the kitten and the chicken with the
hand organ Clifton johnson in 81.
Nicholas
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-04-30
Neeeessesesss go
Discouraged Freddy.

The folks all keep a-Sayin'
"a Freddy. da he good"
! Wnnfler why they cauuot know
would be IL | could.
q course ] would he Il could.
IN II begin right new.
l'ut how can anybody be
When No enc tells him how
When J Try To write like mamma
An Slcp little snk.
Nurse SAYS. - wish you would h3 good,
What viii NuHr mamma think"
Papa il good an When like him
| Try to telephone.
Then Bessie says. -. do be good,
An do lct things alone"
oUee when tossed the baby.
ia does Ii every dayl
Why such a fuss YOU never SAW,
cant hc good that way.
lt iSa't being good. you sec
To run, on shout. or Jump
or make Rose bark, ~ crN it YOU
FVN down aud set bump
II isn't good to handle filings.
or leave 'Vnl anywhere,
Hu wind The rlnck, on grind the shears.
or eat the kittie'S hair.
Mamma an WC are 'SCoUragcd
An | wish at someone would
lust tell mr what nice little BOYS
DO. when they're awful good
Charlotte Whitcomb IN Ueusckeepcr
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-04-30
FOOTWEAR FOR SPORTING SEASON.
The New Golf Shoe Is Made of Water
proof Moose Hide.

The sporting season is opening. and
manufacturers are putting their lines of
sporting footwear upon the market
They include shoes for yachting. tennis,
baseball golf and other popular sports
of the summer time. The white canvas
and light leather shoes for yachting.
tennis and j.. general Summer wear are
among the leaders
These shoes mostly have rubber heels
and rubber, corrugated or disc solcS. SO
That they will not slip. and they have a
hi and style that Is distinctive, Base
ball shoes have spibcd soleS, and the golf
shoes rubber discs on their soes. both
devices being intended ia prevent the
wearer from slipping. A high type of a
sporting shoe is Il golf shoe aud the
maker is said 10 have got his idea of ii
while playing golf 1t is made of a
russell waterproof moose hide. has an
unlined quarter to insure lightneSs and
has a low tangc heel and rubber solcs
on which are several discs Of rubber.
The sh0cmakcr'S skill is displayed on
the sole Of this shoe The low ilange
heel guarantees a sure and safe footing
ON the links. and the rubber sole and
discs warrant Il firm stand for any
stroke or movement of the body, and will
not tear up the green. In high grade
Shoe factories. when rubber soleS are put
on in the most thorough manner, the
shoes are sent away TO have the work
done Shoe Retailer
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-04-30


Teacher Sterilizcd Stephen, do you
bring with you a disnfected certificate
Of birth, baptism and successful yaccma-
lion
YES. ma am
'IIaye sou had your lower left fore
srm hlocuated with correct cholera
serumy'
Yes, ma'am."
Have you had your yermiform appcn-
dix removedT"
Yes, adm."
'Havc you Pastcurizcd certificate OF
immunity from Group, cold feet and chol-
ora m0rbusE'
Yes. INA am.
DO you promise for yourself. your
heirs. and assigns, for al ages, to use
sterilized milk
II DO.
"Do you 'olcmnly covenant TO soak
your slate j., sulphur fumes?'
II promise"
viii abjure every companion that
suifiics:"
II abjure.'
DO you promise to Use an antiseptic
slate sponge and confne yourself to indi.
ydual chewing gum"
tSadiyJ Yes, ma am
Then extract that one remaining milk
tooth tie fornlaldchyde bag round your
neck, and make your will Come tornor-
row, and you will be assigned an insulat-
ed seat III this sanitary schoolhouSc -
Life