New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-02-13


Il is a matter ~ history that the entire coinage
Of the Ca-sedcratc states consisted Of four half
dollar pieces The diverse sid" had goddess Of
liberty jsamc as United States coirsI In an arc Of
thirteen stars. iu her right hard q shield Of con
yeutional design. with Liberty thereon. and b.
low the datc-ISel on the reverse eide was an
American shield beneath d Liberty cap. tho union
continuing seven st7rs-reprcscntluE the seven
cedlug States-tHe whole surrounded by n wreath;
t the left cotton In bloom at the right susnrcane
The legend was Confederate states a. America
I'm thr cxgrEue. "H1f Dol Tn" borders were rnlIled
and the edge was scrrat"d-
Perhaps 7 wonder WIZ, she ever married that
man wright he said He never amounted L.
anything. and don't believe he ever will ,
Perhaps" rep'isd the lady who believes in al
Hays speaking kindly or her sisters behind their
backs .-h, thought ahe would rather he Wright
than an old maid '-tChicago Reccrd-Herald.
Tho following rattor-of-fact advertisement re-
Gently apeared in an English publication. Wanted
\ really plain. but experienced and efficient gov
erness for three girls eldest sixteen Mus!" French
and German required. hrlancy Of conversation.
fascination Of manners and symmetry Of form OBJ
iected TO- rs the father is much AZ home and there
are grown UP sons. Address Mater" etc.
As the seasons Go.-"That young man vas very
10 notice him during The social season
he Is I'm The swim and in winter he IL IN the
freeze washington star
Bareud Vet Of Tho Hague. had recently the mis-
fortune to call "a constable monkey. an accuse
ton which a local paper pointed cut being. Of
course untrue" and which moreover, is n form
Of rntr;th not permitted in Holland. Vet WAS ar
rested and brought before the Judge on charge
OF insulting the police" being sentenced 10 forty
1--WE days Imprisonment. Before being removed he
turned to address the court. Then mustn't call
a constable a monIey?" he said Certainly not;
YOU must not insult the police" The culprit re-
Elected. May ] call monkey constable" he
asked. with a fash Of genius. The judge shrugged
his shoulders. and. holding no brief for the ami
r,oI replied III il gives you any satisfa ction'
With n smile Of qualification Vet turned his
heel I'm the dock and bowed to his prosecutor
Good day. constable he said.
SHE CALLED MY BLUFF.
Indeed she did.
Since then the truth
Cannot be hid.
Ia made the usual display
IA smiled DER mishaps flst though
Nv dsposish Were always
I'd Strewcd my money without stint.
You know the rest: this ia enough
To make YOU know that same cd Siuf
She. called it. though
p1 AZ yfs /, TOT or 'hs
hG And married n sli me,
-QAPpncott's Magazine.
II was while the Senate had under consideration
the other day a bill appropriating $4,000 for the
construction Of a lghtship at brunswick Ga.
Per month"; interposed Senator Cullom. who
had lust been holding brief conference with SEN
ator Spooner and I'D not understand that bills
were being called from the general calendar
NO, no" responded Senator Clay. who had the
bill In charge.
"Oh." said Mr. Cullom. Il thought II was a pri-
vate pension bill
An Asiatic SENTIMENT understand" said one
Corean. that we are to be seized"
wish ~ me 90 9'h mneh love b my D fosn
grab bag at a fa'"-'-OVashington Star.