The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-07-13


Doc Bixby struck his Tyre Sunday and
Whooped her up like this:
Tibbles is our consolation,
Tibbles is our hope today;
II he cannot save the nation
Or, at least, point out the way:
If he cannot get the answer
10 the problems men invent,
Then, indeed nobody can, sir
And our liberties have went.
Walt Mason has been visiting the Of
noes OF various Nebraska editors and tell
ing how they look and what the editors
have done to distinguish themselves. One
OF the most interesting dens visited was
the lair Of j. A. Wild, editor Of the WILDER
Republican. 1T is so SMALL writes Mr.
Mason, that when man goes into 1t
ne has to pry himself out with a crow
| bar, but the cordial welcome a visitor re-
! ce1Ves Goes away with all hard feelings
The most remarkable thing we saw in
| this OFFICE was a typewriter made by the
editor himself. He realized long time
ago that he needed such machine in his
business. and he felt that it would be
RANK extravaganza to buy hundred
great mechanical ingenuity he took his
hatchet and jack-knife and began the
crGuous task of making a typewriter b,
hand. 1t Is really a triumph Of mind over
matter. When the visitor first sees it
with Its complication of wooden levers
trace chains and baled hay wire, he is
apt to smile; but when it Is in operation
he is more apt to throw up his hands ant
sWoon. 1t is true that the machine sound:
like flaming mill when it is going, bu
1T does admirable execution. and Mr. Wild
has turned down some very liberal Offers
for It," You can't lose an editor.
The Spanish Forks, Utah, Press chron
! 1cles THE marriage Of our dear FRIEND
Prof. Rees, to a lady of prepossessins
appearance, Elder John Moore officiating
| Prof. Rees has always been in the from
rank as an educator in this state and, be
| ing strong believer in the law of pro
gress, it is not to be wondered at tina
he has chosen a young woman to aid hin
In increasing and multiplying his house
hold blessings. ., +.
| ION Joseph and his Carolina ii
May heaven pour It's precious mamma;
Let light and life, peace and Joy,
Fill life's cup with no alloy"
II am convinced from careful observa
ton that appendicitis is contagious" sal
DR.. M. Hoppe, a consulting physician Il
the Berlin hospital for consumptives, il
Berlin, Germany. e
It is. And we can tell you how to &C
quire it, Think hard and often abou
your appendix. Try to locate it by punch
ing your side with your fingers. Thinl
and see If there isn't at least littl
tiny pain there. Just hint Of a pair
Then when it comes, as it! will if 70
are suggestible, mediate long about II
Get good and scared about yourself
I Tell all your friends that you have tn
symptoms Of appendicitis. Hunt up
man who has been cut for it and re
him to locate the exact spot for you
Have him describe for you all the pre-
| MONETARY symptoms Think much abou
them. Take something for It, Paten
medicine first. You are on the RICH
road. Pr
4 DR.. Hoppe has just arrived in New
York and is exciting much interest i
medical circles. Speaking of appendiciti
i he said further: s
r In fact appendicitis, in my opinion, Is
almost as contagious as Russian influenz
or Ia grippe which was not known a fey
years ago, but is now so common a dis
ease in Europe and this country. hav
IN many instances found that the frs
case of appendicitis in hospital Is FOL
lowed by numerous other cases, and hav
also observed the same thing in familie
where one case appears"
| Go where people are thinking and talk
ing appendicitis if you want it good an
, plenty. Get your wife to talking it an
worrying about you. But if you are fool
ish enough not to want the disease Their
is a little rule, given out some time age
that may prove valuable. At least
saves a lot Of trouble. 1t runs: 8
Take no anxious thought about til
body"
1t doesn't cost anything to practice thi
system Of therapeutics. Try it. It ma
much pleasanter to live with
"A. j.. r.