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The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-06-21
GETTING EVEN With WHISTLER

:. The late James Mcneil Whistler had a
French poodle of which he was extrava
an affection of the throat and Whistler
had the audaeity to send for the great
throat specialist Mackenzie. Sir Morrel!,
when he saw that hes had been called in
to treat a dog, didn't like it much, it was
plain. But he said nothing. He pre-
scribed, pocketed big fee and drove
away. The next day he sent post haste
for Whistler. And Whistler, thinking he
was summoned on some matter connected
with his beloved dog, dropped his work
and rushed like the wind to Mackenzie's
On his arrival Sir Morrell said gravely
'FIow do you do, MI. Whistler? I wanted
to see you about having my front door
| painted
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-06-21
Garden Theater-"Mikado."

Altho the weather last evening hardly
invited attendance at the Garden theater,
several hundred people witnessed the
opening of the resort on Thirteenth street
and Ntcollet, when THE Mikado" was pre-
sented.- This summer, under the direction
of Addison Madeira and the Garden Opera
company, Minneapolis will have a run of
light opera, which has proved SO success
full in the outdoor theaters of eastern
cities, and to all appearances equal sue
cess will be recorded here. 'The Mikado''
is well cast and Ed Andrews as Koko,
with his peculiar infection, his facial con-
tortions, is. without question an unquali-
fed hit His eccentric dancing with Kati-
sha, the mikado,s tdaughter-in law elect,
played effectively by Miss Florence Clay
ton, was very funny. AS Yum Yum, Ko-
kos ward, Miss Ada Palmer Walker gave
an impersonation of much grace and
sprightliness. The role Of Pooh Bah, the
rather ungrateful, was consistently taken
by Addison Madeira, who did not lose
single opportunity for comedy work
The opera has been well staged and the
pictures made by the massing of the cho.
rus in the quaint Jap costumes were very
| pretty and the lights were well managed
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-06-21
BOOKS RECEIVED

THE M1sDEMEANoRs OF NANCY. BY Flea.
nor Hoyt. New York: Doubleday, Page 3
Co. Minneapolis: Nathaniel Mccarthy. Price
DO ANIMALS THINK By II. Recordan. Sec
ond edition. New York: Broadway Publish.
ing company.
THE way 70 WINGS AND KINDRED SAL
LIES. By NJ. Y. T. II. Myth, author o.
Unique Tales" Boston: Richard @. Bad
ger. The Gorham Press.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-06-21
.JAPAN, COUNTRY OF CATS

Cat fanciers all agree that Japan indeed
is the country of curious felines, and sure
5ly no example OF the freak in the cat
family is more singular than the tailless
variety which abounds in the land of the
rising SUM- For the most part the cats
of Japan are minus asbrush, altho they
sometimes have a tailbone undeveloped
and small tuft Of hair.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-06-21

Governor Cummins is one ahead today
He made the standpatters on the Iowa
delegation vote down his very mild tariff
reform resolution. The time will come
when the men who voted against that
proposition will realize what a mistake
they have made and when Cummins will
reap the advantage which he undoubtedly
planned for when he introduced 1t.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-06-21
MARTHA wAsHINaToN's SAUCER

sat nrasented in 1888 to Martha Washing
ton. This is carefully preserved in the
Smithsonian institution at Washington. In
the center appears the monogram ct M
and w." for Martha and Washington, and
about the edge is the name OF every state
which was then In the union.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-06-21
BACHELORS ARE CHILDREN

It is said that every bachelor in Korea,
no matter his age. is regarded as a child
dressed as child and treated child
Even If he be 70, he may not knot up
his hair In manly fashion or assume the
garb Of man. Here is a suggestion for
the solution of the great bachelor prob
lem in this country. It Is better than
taxing.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-06-21
JAPANEsE SWORD PLAY Play:

The Japanese sword is usually welded
with both hands. The cutting plays a
much larger part in their sword play than
the thrust and point. They also fence
with two swords at once, the long, two
handed weapon being held in the right
hand, while the left uses the shorter and
lighter blade. The fencer stands with his
right foot forward and his sword held in
both hands directly In front Of him. its
hilt at about the level Of his opponents
ox-o
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-06-21
PLEASED BY THEIR PRESENCE

The Rev. DR.. Edward Everett Hale,
chaplain Of the senate, Is famed for his
absent mindedness. Not long ago he Wis
tied the New York state reformatory at
Elrnfra, where he was asked to occupy the
Bpulpit of the chapel and address the con-
victs. When he arose he found every seat
occupied. Beaming with pleasure, he as,
tonished his hearers by saying:
81 am pleased and gratified to see so
many here to-day
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-06-21
ra AvE1,ERs ABROAD

VIM find The Journal on file as follows: u,
can Express Co., Waterloo place.
DENMARK--U. S. Legation.
pARIS-Eag gle Bureau, So Rue Cambon Kesl.
dents Visiting Paris can have their mail or
kilograms sent care of this Bureau ana inc
same viii DO forwarded to them or nelo aoe
their arrival.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-06-21

AN INVITATION is extended to all to visit
the Press Room, which is the finest In the west.
deck Goss Presses, with a total capacity OF
544, 600 eight-page Journals an hour, printed,
folded and counted. The best time to call ID
from BIB to 4:a0 D. IN. Inquire at the busi-
pess office and be directed to the visitors gal
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-06-21

We do not concede that he did, but
what if Johnson did exceed his instruc-
tiops in exposing the true condition OF
things in the auditors office-is the re-
publican convention to condemn Johnson
and indorse Dunn? We'll see.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-06-21

There are twenty-nine senators in. the
Chicago convention, just about enough to
go around and occupy all the important
positions.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-06-21

It will be Cortelyou after all. The re-
publican leaders have one more occasion
to reflect upon the fact that the man In
the White House is vertebrate.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-06-21
One ''st. Anthony Park" Already.

To the Editor Of The Journal.
Surely no other name could be so ap-
propriate for the new East Side public
square as ''st. Anthony Park" In the
center of old St. Anthony city, and almost
overlooking ST. Anthony Falls, the name
seems especially proper To use this
name would also leave all liberal East
Siders free still to immortalize theil
names thru other similar public benefac-
lions. Citizen.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-06-21
Unjust Representation.

The old question Of equitable rep
resentation in the republican national
convention is under discussion In
Chicago. -t' 2
When Harrison defeated Blaine in
Minneapolis in 1892, h e j o u r n a l
called attention to the fact that the
states which must be relied upon to do
the electing had been overruled in the
convention by the aid of states which
could furnish no support In the FOL
lowing November. With all due con-
sideration for the great ability and
the distinguished services of General
Harrison, it was demonstrated In that
convention that he was not the cholce
of the republican states.
1t was pointed out by this paper
at the time that the situation was
dangerous as we'll as unjust The re-
suit demonstrated the truth of that
declaration. Any Minneapolltan VINO
was in town the evening after that
nomination was made will recall the
remarkable GOODNESS with which 1t was
received. There was not only no en-
JnuSlStSlll oily " liSA -, NAAoAN
depression and apprehension.
The situation at that time empha-
sized, the unwisdom Of the present
basis of representation, and t
urnal made a plea for appor'
tionment on the basis Of the republi-
can vote in each state
The matter, was brought up at Phil
adelphia but never got before the con
yention! It is now being agitated II
Chicago, but may not get. before th'
convention because it will be strongl!
opposed by all those states, having un
due representation, and 1T IS a obs
agreeable undertaking. tits, however
only fair and just, and with the can
didates practically agreed upon in ad
vance, the conditions are more favor
able for an unprecedented and fair dis
cussion and determination Of the mat
ter than could be expected If Their
were contest over the nomination:
The dispatches state that some c
the western states, Minnesota bein
mentioned in the list, are likely
bring this matter before the CONVEX
TlOn. whether llley w VI llOI CIV 'ii
time, the time will come when
reasonable a proposition must be az
copied and adopted.
When it is done the precedent Wi
have been destroyed on which the II
equality in representation in the sta
convention in Minnesota is sometim
justified. Holding up as an excuse tt
action Of the national convention, tt
state committee Of Minnesota autho
ICES a basis of representation in tn
state which is just as unfair and eque
ly as wrong when an arbitrary allc
ment Of delegates by county Is {
lowed. Common justice requires a r
apportionment of representation
both national and state convention
In both cases. as the matter stan
now, a large vote in support of t
ticket is actually penalized by t
proportfonately reduced represent
ton. This is the worst kind Of poll
cal policy and cannot be justified up
any basis of fairness and equity.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-06-21

Is the terrible drop in the price Of sugar
last week the first gun Of a reduced. cost
of living? The reduction was one-sixteenth
of a cent a pound-to the retailer.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-06-21

The Dublin Stock Exchange has re-
ceived an application for membership
from lady and is quite disturbed over
the matter, which is unprecedented. It
remains to be seen whether the gallant
Irishmen will have the heart to turn down
the applicant, as did the Minneapolis
Chamber Of Commerce men In a similar
case q few wears ago. ~,
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-06-21

The reports Of Professor James .Bryce's
response to the toast, "The President"
at the banquet of June 2, as published in
the London papers, show that the presi-.
dent was referred to as zone of the most
striking" Cor zone Of the NOSE striking
and brilliantly personalities who ever sat
In the chair Of George Washington
Either one will do.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-06-21

Fairbanks will be vice president, but
nobody will be able to say in 1908 that he
asked for it and got all he is entitled to.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-06-21

A quiet Fourth of July is a good deal
of an iridescent dream. Let this be a
terrible warning to us not to start bad
customs.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-06-21
AT THE THEATERs
Lyceum--"The stowaway."

y r
n From the standpoint of pleasing the au-
dience, THE Stowaway' is one Of the
most successful plays. that the Ferris
stock company has presented. 1t is an OLD
English nautical melodrama and contains
even more improbable situations and In
modern plays Of the same nature. The
situations, however, are all vital to the
progress Of the play and are plauslbly
handled by the author
The story Is woven about the EFFORTS
of a young man, deserted in childhood, to
regain his inheritance. He has papers
proving his identity and the stealing and
less than half a dozen Of the most thrilling
scenes imaginable. The lost son Is aided
in all hissventures by a ragged warrant,
who always appears with a revolver IN
each hand just as things begin to go the
villains way, and by a newsboy with the
| shreWdness and nerve of a Napoleon.
a. Joseph Totten, as Dicky Dials, the stow
away, is seen at his best; bringing out
admirably the good qualities Of a man with
an uncomfortable thirst that prevents his
Ibeing taken at his worth. Mr.. Totten's
characterization is true to life and free
from overacting. ii
| A. Byron BeasIey and w. H. Murdoch
] as the hero and the villain, won the1l
usual allotment Of applause and misses
Mr. Murdoch's representation OF tn
scheming nephew is even more artistic
than usual the role affording him man.
opportunities
4 Little is required Of Alison Skipworth
as Althia Dale the Indifferent actress, bu
she handles the role with ease and grace
! Lowell Alice Taylor, as the villains wife
4 does some admirable work. The rest Q
i the cast is mediocre.
4 "a The second matinee Of the Ferris Stool
companys clever production Of the grea
English nautical comedy drama, 9TH
Stowaway," will be given Thursday a
$3.50. For the coming week the Ferri
company, with Dick Ferris, will be see
in Nat G. Goodwin's clever comedy sue
cess, "a Gold Mine" This piece wi
serve to introduce the new leading lad
| Of he Miss EIlarence Stone.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-06-21

The Garden Toad Explains at Length
Where All the Ants Go to--A Fatal Sum
day Afternoon for an Ant Colony That
Tried to Throw Up a Mountain In Plain
Sight Of the Guardian of the Garden.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-06-21
George Gould passed an examination as

George Gould passed an examination as
O. brakeman on the Wabash. The exami
ner, who, Of course, did not know him.
reported that he would make a good
brakeman and recommended him for en-
ployment. The examiner said Gould had
nerve He ought to have if he is the son
of his father.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-06-21

Mr.. Hicks ''hot and dry summer seems
to have been sidetracked.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-06-21
8 Withstand the enemy,s dashing per-

to Withstand the enemy's dashing per-
sistence.
At the close of the present war the
eastern question will be much simpler.
1t looks as tho a big policeman would
be stationed just off the coast to pre-
vent bad boys from picking on China.
The Pioneer Press says editorially 'it
can be, stated authoritatively that Mr..
Heatwola is not and will not be candi-
date for the senate. Will the Pioneer
please give its authority?
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-06-21

WASHINGTON BUREAU.
w. W. Jermane, Chief of WashlnEto h
Bureau. COL 902 Colorado Building. Nortn-
western visitors to Washington Invited 70
make use of receptionroom, library, sta
t!onery, telephone and telegraph facllues.
Central location, Fourteenth and U suree's
! NV.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-06-21
DEATH HOUSE NUMBER INTACT

This seems to be the Times Dunn week.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-06-21

The rawlings Of a disordered brain are
sometimes COMPOUNDED with imaginative
literature M. Y. I. H.Myth (the nom de
plume gives a foreword Of what the book
may beg in "The Way to Wings has Civ
en- birth to a creation more resembling a
printers pi than a piece Of writing, The
kindred Sallies attached are kindred dog
geral. One paragraph will give an idea
Of the whole:
Jumping high in the air and landing,
wig and ali, on the messy ground, pro-
lessor Of history shouted: rs, save my
sonersault, this sport not greater than the
Had and the Odyssey, because here nc
lesser heroes enjoy the fruit of strife !"
II r.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-06-21

Until the white man broke up the Gus
tom the Indian used to take a twelve
months vacation every year.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-06-21

The king of the South Sea islands King
Ronbooya, on his way to st. Louis, was
forced to travel in a Jim Grow car in
Kentucky. An attempt was made to in
terview him, but he felt so deeply the
humiliation Of being forced to ride in this
compartment that he refused to talk, and
ordered his secretary and servants to sur
round him and hide him from the view Of
the curious crowd. Kentucky under
stands her duty to civilization.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-06-21

Between train robberies and the legisla-
ture, Montana is in bad way.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-06-21

Some day a genius will write a play
so interesting and absorbing that a mar
cannot eat peanuts in comfort at the
theater.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-06-21

ventions.
The daily tribune., 1904-03-18
TIE FLoRERch OIL FIELD.

There seems to be no end to the
Florence oil wells. New and better
weils are opened every little while.
Last month . new we'll WAS opened
Ut considerable depth which is said
10 produce about 200 barrels . day
Ooly few weeks ago another big
we'll was struck.
The Florence fields. which take in q
large part Of this county. are the best
In the state and we cannot see why
people risk their money in unknown
fields while 30 much undeveloped ter
ritory remains in . proven field like
this.
There are some excellent oppor-
tunities for investment in oil develop.
ment in this county Canon City
Record
The daily tribune., 1904-03-18
Proper Treatment of Pneumonia

Pneumonia is too dangerous a
disease for anyone to attempt to doctor
himself. although he may have the
proper remedies at hand. A physi.
clan should always be called. 1t
should be borne in mind, however,
that pneumonia always results from a
cold or from an attack Of the grip,
and that by giving Chamberlain's q
Cough Remedy the threatened attack
OF pneumonia may be warded off.
This remedy is also used by physicians
in the treatment of pneumonia with
the best results. DIR. W. ]. Smith,
Of Sanders. Ala. who is also drug.
gist, says Of it: L have been selling
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy and
prescribing At in my practice fnr the
past six years. l use it in cases Of
pneumonia and have always gotten
the best results" Sold by all drug.
gists.
The daily tribune., 1904-03-18
Congratulations.

Mr.. John H. Cullom. editor of the
Garland. Tex, News, ha. written a
letter Of congratulations to the manu-.
facturers Of Chamberlain Cough
Remedy as follows: Sixteen years
ago when our first child was a baby
he was subject to croupy spells and
we would be very uneasy about him
We began using Chamberlain Cough
Remedy in 1887. and finding it suoh q
reliable remedy for colds and Group,
we have never been without 1t in the
house since that time. We have FIVE
children and have given it to all of
them with good results. One good
feature of tais remedy is that it is
not djsagreeable to take and our
babies really like it. Another is that
IL j. not dangerous, and there is no
risk from giving an overdose. con-
sratulste you upon the success Of you
rsusdy." For sals By I'll druygists.
The daily tribune., 1904-03-18

The excursion Of the woodmen OF
tho World last night WAS . great sue.
cess. The Rio Grande furnished
seven coaches for the 400 who attend.
ed. There were 2SS tickets sold from
Florence and lI2 from Canon City
Every seat in the coaches were taken
except in the smoker where about
. ght or ten more could have been
seated. Agent Menzel accompanied
the excursion and personally looked
after the wants Of the people. and to
him credit is due for the excellent ser.
vice. The special train which pulled
out Of the depot here at 80 made the
run to Pueblo in 40 minutes.
The daily tribune., 1904-03-18
A SIMPLE QUESTION.
Flossoee People Are Requested d
Hsnesuy Answer This.

Il not the word Of representative
citizen Of Florencs more convincing
than the doubtful utterances Of people
living everywhsre else in the union !
Read this:
r. L. Cax. now retired Of Ill Front
st.. says: 'Flattering recommendA-
tions and Advertisements in our news.
papers about Doan's Kidney Pills in
duced mo to 20 to ". J. Daniels drug
store for . box. required some
thing Tor my back for il sched severe.
ly and when the attack WAS in the
virulent stage headaches and depres.
sior we're the rule in place of the
exception and on more than one occa-
sion dreaded to stand too long on
account Of the irksomepcss and pecu.
liar sensations which followed that
action. new that my kidneys re.
quired either . stImnlant or n sedative
for the secretions plainly proved it,
but / WAS at loss to know what to
do during the last attack until Doan' $
Kidney Pills came to my notice. A
dose or two helped and continuation
Of the treatment acted directly upon
the kidneys and SO strengthened and
purified those organs that the back.
ache ceased -
For sale by all dealers Price 90
cents. Foster -Milburn Co Buffalo.
N. Y. sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name Doan's and
take no su bstitute. cod
The daily tribune., 1904-03-18
Colonist Rates.

To points in Idsbo. Montana. Orc
eou. Washington and California. daily
from March lot 70 April soth. 1904 in
elusive. via D. and r. @. and it
COZ injections. Don't fail 70 avail
yourself Of these lo~ rates.
One way rate t25 to Los ADseles aud
other points in California via Rio
GrAnde and connections. daily March
Ist to April 30fh 1904. Liberal stop
over privileges
Portland oregon t25O via Rio
Grsnde and connections. daily March
let TO April yoth. 1904 See
C. T. Msnzel. Agent
The daily tribune., 1904-03-18
A Pleasure Trip.

II you wish to take trip to a
warmer climate and a lower altitude,
the Colorado and Southern Ry. will
give you low rate for the round TRIP
to any of the principal resort points
in The south, southeast, and along the
Mexican Gulf. There are, too, some
delightful combination rail and water
trips. Write for details.
T. E. FISHER.
Genl. Pass Agt., Denver Colo
amr 81
The daily tribune., 1904-03-18

And now Grand Junction announces
that ono Of her citizens, John E.
Spencer. after seven years of expert
mepts. has succeede ed in producing q
seedless apple. Now. If he can only
amend the proposition to eliminate
the core 1t will be about perfect.
The daily tribune., 1904-03-18
Best Remedy for Constipation.

1.-The finest remedy for constipation
ever used is Chamberlain's Stomach
and Liver Tablets" SAYS Mr.. Eli
Butler, of Frankvilie. N. Y. "They
act gently and without any unpleasant
effect, and leave the bowels in a per
fectly natural condition. Sold by
all druggists.
The daily tribune., 1904-03-18

The Retail Grocers association of
Denver. has drafted . resolution
which il demands Of the wholesale
houses to sign, which includes q con.
tract forbiddipg the wholesale houses
to sell goods to hotels and restaurants.
OF course few of the big hotels are
reserved.
The daily tribune., 1904-03-18

For sick headache try Chamber
ltan's Stomach and Liver Tablets;
heiv will ward off the attack il taken
in time. For sale by all druggists.
The daily tribune., 1904-03-18
What Are Thew

Cham berlsin's Stomach and Liver
Tablets. A new remedy for stomach
troubles. biliousness. and constipa
ton, and a good one Price rs cents.
For sale by all druggists.
The daily tribune., 1904-03-18
Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver
Tablets. Unequalled tor
Cnucripof,op

Mr.. A. r. Kane, q prominent drug.
gist Of Baxter Springs. Kansas, says:
"Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver
Tablets are, in my Judgment. the most
superior preparation of anything in
use today for constipation. They are
sure in action and with no tendency
to nauseate or grips. For sale by all
druggists.