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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-08-29
REPUBLICAN DAILY FOR TEXAS.
Plan to Establish One at Fort Worth or
Dallas
IBY TELEGRAPH TO THE TH1gUNE.l

austin. Tex. Aug. 2s.-A number Of the leading
Republicans of Texas have started a movement
20 establish great Republican daily newspaper
in this State, TO be published either at For:
Worth or al Dallas. II is proposed TO organize a
company with paid up capital stock Of $3.50 900
for the purpose 1t is the plan 10 have $50 Re-
pubIcsns each take 5000 worth Of stock In the
enterprise.
II is said that there is a splendid field for such
a newspaper in Texas and the Southwest Con-
siderable progress has already been made I'm the
preliminary work OF organizing the PROMISED
company and it IS expected that the enterprise
VIII De an accomplished fact in few months
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-08-29
GUNS GUARD PAYMASTER.

Cedar Grove, y. J.. Aug % (SpeciaD.-The en-
ployes OF the O'Rourke Construction Company
which is building the reservoir in this place. got
their money last night Paymaster Dana White
who was robbed Of $500 few days ago on the
lonely road from Great Notch made the Journey
yesterday afternoon with another large sum on
each side OF the paymasteT IN the carriage
the same two men who accompanied him on the
the rig
AZ yet the robbers have not been arrested. Con-
stable Began he feels quite confident Of max
ing an arrest before forty-eight hours roll by
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-08-29
DR.. WILLIAM n. CRAWFORD.

DIR. William IL Crawford died Yesterday at his
home The Osborne. No. 2O5 West Fifty seventh-st
this city. DR.. Crawford was in the ifty-hfth year
Of his age. He actively interested in scientific
work ana was member Of the American Museum
or Natura! History and the New-YCrI Botanical
Garden. He also was member of the MetropoIi-
tan Museum Of Art and Of the Suburban Riding
and Driving and New YORK Athletic clubs His
wife, who was Miss Marie H. Duhain survives
MIN The funeral will be held at the house at II
IA IN. on Wednesday.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-08-29
OPPOSITION TO MARLBOROUGH

icy TELEGRAPH 10 THE T2lBUNE1
Ottawa. Aug. 2s.--There are objections n thu s,.
G@StioE Of the Duke OF Marlborough succeedtno
Lord Mimic as Governor General. Canadian na,aro
oppose him OF the ground Of his wesl,b -
Montreal SUI" to-day says:
fresds IN, rs az n9t %ant 20 be patronzed by ,hs,r
oNS, tne rprGcF. II his grace ~ sieF
80, h.oud Fisii CANADA be viii be s,I-e - y ipOr-
Want 70 bs,. -, me s.. me time, Canada do~s na,
,,o5 20 naEe nc Elce-regal chair OF this eo .ot
49, - aiIis@ 70 Newly orls Four Htne-aa uiIiIg
SJs., o'H h 81 not care 70 sag .bts 1e,,, er-
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-08-29
OBITUARY.
FREDERICK HURD.

bridgeport. Conn. Aug. 2S.-Frederck Hurd one
OF the foremost citizens of this place and vice
president and treasurer OF the Wheeler & Wilson
Sewing Machine Manufacturing Company died here
to-day at the age Of seventy-twO years He
prominent In politics. and one time was the
democratic candidate for Mayor having az an OPP
ponent r I. Barnum. who carried che city In the
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-08-29
NO YELLOW FEVER AT BROWNSVILLE
Not Case Found Says Marine Hospital
Physician.

BROWNSVILLE Tex Aug. pa physician co,
nected with the Marine Hospital service sots 80
many cases Of sickness here suspected ~ be,ra
yellow fever have been visited ana that an "a,
cases have been diagnosed negatively mos,
thoIongh investigation has failed to bring N l,oh.
s3heIs case OF yellow fever. A rigorous bopeas =,
hoEae fnmlgaton viii lie begun al once as a. ~ 20
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-08-29
NEGRO BURNED OUT AND suor
Moo After Others Whom He 1mDlio.,.a ;.
Murder

macon: Macon. Ga Aug. ga few a.,.-
D'1"Op' farmer. of Wilcox COUNTY 80 =. A.
uered on an Atlantic and Birmingbam 80, tiuf-
50 named Scott who escaped. Scott was ,0I,ra
tonight in house near Rebecca. He raf toulo
lave Ia Ihe mouse; which thereupon was b,,r~.I 70
Itle MOD ana the negro, running ont D..Iled oy
~ rs said that he made a Confession , mds snot
Others who are now being sought by tbap eating
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-08-29
FREMONT OLD GUARD MEETING

The Fremont Old Guard will meet at the rooms
OF the Congress Club. No. 5s6 Bedford-ave Brook
iyn, Tomorrow at D. IN. TO organize and elect
officers All who voted for the first presia.rt,o !
candidate OF the Republican party are invited 70
attend the meeting. Those una BILE TO attend viii
confer FAVOR by sending their and records
so that they may be made honorary membeTs.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-08-29
RAISE $1,000 FOR FUNERAL

Atlantic City. n. j., Aug. 2s (SpeciaD.-The frI-
neral OF Albert Davis. the life guard who lost his
life trying to rescue two Friday will take
place tomorrow, and already over ST. 600 has been
subscribed to give the dead a fitting burial
The amount remaining will be used to erect a
handsome marble monument the grave. The
money subscribed was mostly given by visitors
along the beach and the boardwalk
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-08-29
OBITUARY NOTES.

Valparaiso Aug %-August Molier, jr., American
vice-consu here IS dead.
baltimore. Aug. &.-James II Il. Whtridge for
many years a leader socially here and in other
Eastern cities, died to-day at Johns Hopkins Hos
pital from the effects OF an operation performed
three weeks ago. Mr.. Whitrdge was born in this
city N - $500
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-08-29
SAID TO BE 4,ooo.ooo YEARS OLD

I'M IfsLhGEAFH TO THE TRIBUNE1
Boston, Aug B-AD expedition sent out by Am
herst College mas returned from Wyoming II
brings back fossils OF monkeys. squirrels ana nies
which have been pronounced to be 100000 years
old.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1904-01-07
Nose Dlsd All Day.

George Gleissner, Of Abilene, was
taken with q serious attack OF nose
bleeding 10 Yates Center Yesterday.
He started for bis home but the
trains failed TO make connection at
Kansas City. He went to .he home Of
his sister. Mrs. M. D. Good, at 1881
Bales avenue, in that city. His nose
had been bleeding for a day at inter-
walls, but physician who was called
stopped the bleeding last night. Mr..
GleissBer seemed to have suffered no
III effects from the attack except the
slight weakness resulting from the
loss Of blood.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1904-01-07
NEW CASES TO WAIT.
Judge Moore Has Postponed Them
Until Next week.

Court convened this morning but
only old matters are being heard.
Judge Moore will postpone all new
cases until next Monday when J. 7.
Dickerson recently appointed for q
one year term will hold his first court
session.
The judges in Wyandotte county
have taken test case to the supreme
court to determine the right Of the
governor to appoint and Judge Moore
and Mr.. Dickerson have agreed TO
abide by the decision In this district.
Divorce wasograuted to ]. Mitchell
from his wife, ground desertion.
Lane vs. Lane, divorce refused,
Adjourned 10 next Monday.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1904-01-07

The weather report for centred KAN
sas for. 1908 shows that the highest
temp Aiprs Tor he year was On July
22d whenthe thermometer registered
l0S, and the lowest temperature was
on February 17th, when the mercury
touched point II degrees below zero.
The rainfall fer the year reached
5000 inches, distributed as follows
by months: January, SO 1000 inches;
February, 1.7t inches; March. .S6
inches; April. 2.9S inches; June, l.4s
inches; July, 2.94 inches; August,
6.S6 inches; September, i.44 inches;
October 2.68 inches; November. .S5
inches; December .06 inches.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1904-01-07
Best Paper in Dickinson.

This week the REFLECTOR sends
out several hundred sample copies to
those who have not been subscribers
to the paper, wishing them to see the
best paper in Dickinson county. The
WEEKLY REFLECTOR is the largest pa
FER in the county, 70 pages all home
print, official paper Of county and
Is only $l.OO year, 80 cents for six
months. We want you to read this
issue and II you take it send us your
name for trial subscription. This
is a presidential year with lots OF
news. The REFLECTOR gives 1t all.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1904-01-07
HocH WILL RUN.
Anti. Machine Movement 10 Going
Forward.

Forward.
Special to the Reflector.
TOPEKA, Jan. 6.--The anti-machine
Republicans propose to run Ed Hoch
for governor, despite the fact that he
announced few days ago that he did
not want to be a candidate. The
leaders OF the anti.machine element
held conference at the Throop hotel
tonight, about forty being present,
representing thirty counties. 1t was
a secret session and the only iniorma-
tion they would give to the newspa-
pers officially was the adoption Of a
resolution urging the Republicans Of
Kansas to nominate and elect Ed
Hoch governor.
4. Stqbos was chairman Of me
meeting. He was made chSirman Of
the organizing committee, with power
to call meeting any time he saw fit.
Hoch is at Marion. Stubbs talked
with him over the phone tonight and
then assured the meeting that, while
Hoch would not come out and an.
nounce himself as q candidate, be
would mot refuse the nomination II IL
were given him.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1904-01-07
SCOTT'S EMULSION

is for babies and children
who are thin and pale when
they ought to be fat and
ruddy; for men and women
who are weak and delicate
when they ought to be strong
and hearty-for all who are
not getting proper nourish-
mcnt from their food. Fazg'A
Poor blood, thin body, open
the door for disease. SCOTS
Emulsion bars the way.
Mikes the blood richer, pro-
duces healthy flesh and above
T., pl Divides nourishment.
Avoid these so-called
wines, cordials and extracts
Of cod liver oil that are pre-
pared for the taste only, con-
tain none of the value of cod
liver oil and which contain
a large percentage Of alcohol.
SCOTS Emulsion has been
the reliable cod liver oil pre-
parabon for over a quarter Of
a century.
vsIsnt y.aa-pis ~ ~ nssul
scoTTaDowNE, - Pod Seed. nss H94
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1904-01-07
How Cheap Baking Powder 10 Made

A seizure Of lot Of "cheap" baking
powders by the authorities OF neigh
boring city has exposed the character
Of the low priced brands Of baking
powders which many manufacturers
are offering throughout the country.
The price Of the powders first at
tracted attention to them. Samples
we're taken and analysed. The official
report Of the analysis showed the
stuff to be "alum powders, :" composed
chiefly Of alum, sulPburic acid and
pulverized rock. The powders were
declared dangerous to health and sew
eral thousand pounds were coDfscated
and destroyed.
Physicians have frequently eau.
TONED consumers against mixing food
with these so-called "cheap" baking
powders. They are ell found. when
anAly zed. 10 contain large percentages
Of alum and sulPhuric acid to which
are added various sorts Of hlllDg
matter sometimes both injurious and
nasty.
The high class. cream Of tartar
baking powders, are the most scOBom.
ieal and wholesome and should al
ways be selected for use. They will
Be found cheaper in the end, besides
making the food better and more
healthiul.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1904-01-07
Lost His Thumb.

Henry Coffenberger Of Buckeye had
one OF bis thumbs torn of yesterday
in q power corn shelter. He was fix.
ing the timblIng rod when his mitt
was caught In the kuuckle Of the rod
tearing the thumb of and badly
acerating the arm to the elbow.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1904-01-07
Burglary No. 1877.

Minick q TaylOr's store was entered
through the cellar last night aDdAthe
money drawer robbed Of 81 In stamps,
tl.6O in pennies and q glass cutter.
Night Watch EdmuBdson saw the
burglar but BY the time be could get
10 the fellow skipped through the cell
lar and disappeared.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1904-01-07
Attend Cases Red
Tag clearance sale,
begins Saturday, JAM
uarV is, .....
Taft Secretary Of War.

Special to the Reflector.
WASHINGTON, Jan. 4.-Tbe presi.
dent today nominated Gen. Taft %
secretary Of war; Luke E. Wright, to
be civil governor Of the Philippines
Henry C. Ids to De vice civil governor
The senate committee on military
affairs 7 to 2, reported iavoring the
confirmation OF Leonard Wood.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1904-01-07
ThrmhInr outat for aala,

For sale for tliOO, on good terms,
Case S2-S4. separator. i2-hOrSs
Rumsly engine, new Avery feeder,
stacker. complete, all good aS new.
it-2mo W. D. sHuGAET.
Hops. KAS.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1904-01-07
Porto Rico 10 .. 8. Territory.

Special TO the Reflector.
WASHINGTON, Jan. 4.-The United
States supreme court today decided
that Porto Kicons are not aliens and
may enter the United States unob-
atructed.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1904-10-13
Dre..makers ON the street.

An odd fact about dressmakers is
TINT nearly all of them have the same
fault-on the street they cut their
friends. A noted dressmaker said In
explanation of this fact: ",rhe street is
to us dressmnkers what picture gal-
lery is to artists-a grand storehouse
of ideas. On the street we are always
ON the lookout for new fashions, and
from the neck down we study every
person that passes, for from one we
may get II new skirt pattern, from M
other IL new sleeve, from third new
collar, and 80 OH. We are never buster
than when on the street; our eyes are
never more alert, but they don't reach
up to the face level; they can't spare
the time from their study Of dresses to
go any higher than the neck. And
hence ON the street we cut impnrtially
our mothers, our sisters, our best
friends "-Philudelphia Bulletin.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1904-10-13
c~rseas r,.re...

The Brazilian flower known AZ the
running antelope is 80 called because
its white petals have a series Of well
defined. dark colurel lines aud dots
in which the Imagination can readily
trace the form of an antelope. with its
limbs Outstretci.ed and head thrown
back. seemingly fleeing for It's life. In
the "caricature plant one species has
the initiative form on the petals, and
another has IL outlined in the ribs and
shading of the leaves.
The last mentioned curiosity bears
a remarkably well executed likeness
of tile Duke of Wellington and has on
that account been named Arthur and
His Nosc! Among the orchids the
initiative form Is entirely different in
character, being exhibited in the shape
of the flower itself. Some are exact
counterfeits of bees, butterflies, MOTHS
etc, Willie others take upon them
selves the form Of worms and beetles
Naturalists believe that in the first in
stance 1t is natures trap to lure other
bees, moths and butterflies, but In the
case of the worm and the beetle, or
chids or those that are the exact coun-
terparts of toads, lizards and huge
spiders, they do not attempt to ex-
plain.-St. Louis Globe-Democrat.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1904-10-13
Recreation. Of Cabinet Ministers.

ReCre0ttOno of Cabinet MlntateE0.
1t is probable that the recreations of
of the cabinet ministers Of the present
time when on vacation are, however
frivolous. slightly dissimilar from those
of their eighteenth century predeces-
sors. FOX, for instance, spent MORN
ing in Bond street counting cats
against the Prince of Wales, and as
he chose the sunny side Of the street
he saw thirteen to the Princes one
and won the game. Lord Oxford, too,
riding in his coach with Swift, used
to count poultry with him all the way
up to town, and whoever counted thir-
ty-one first or saw Il cat or an old wo-
man was the winner. Lord Boiling
broke, Joining them one day for the
purpose Of discussing European at
fairs, was Mt once interrupted by OK
ford's saying, '.Swlft, I'm up; there's
cat!" and left them in disgust. AS
Swift wrote, "Such tattle often enter
ta1ns my lord and me as fur us
Stuines. London Chronicle.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1904-10-13
Lsyeland Items.

Miss Garnet Haldeman has
returned from a visit to New
York and other eastern states.
A large congregation gath
cred at the Methodist church
Sunday to greet the new min
lister, Rev. Smith.
James and Miss Cor,la Barker
arc enjoying themselves in St.
Louis attending the exposition.
Mrs. VIM. Mckenzie, of St.
Joe, Mo-, is visiting her father,
H. P. Lewis.
j. 7. Robinson and wife left
Monday to visit their son,
Harry, in st. Louis, and atterd
the exposition.
Bert Lewis and wife of Mis-
souri, Valley spent Sunday
with Loveland friends.
ALBERT Smith is in st. Louis
this week looking up the sights
of the worlds fair.
Several of our citizens at
tended the Ak-Sar- Ben parade
in Omaha last Thursday even
ing.
Miss Fannie Lewis is home
from a visit to the exposition
at st. Louis.
Mrs. Dick Friend has re-
turned from Pisgah, where she
had been for a week visiting
her parents.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1904-10-13
ne blood Of Men ana Ape..


Between the blood Of men and apes
there are many points of similarity
aud evidences Of distinct relation
ship, but the blood of monkeys can
readily be distinguished from that Of
men. The difference is more or less
marked, according to the species, the
greatest resemblance being seen in the
case Of the gorilla and the least with
the lemurs, u small species about the
size of cat and having face some
what like fox. a singular fact Is
TINT, Judged by the blood, there is less
evidence of relationship found In the
American families of apes than in
those of the old world. Harper's
Weekly.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1904-10-13
indi. Sewing Mnn.

Sewing ii masculine occupation in
India, and the derz!e, or sewing man.
is past master III his art up to GER
tain point. He Is possessed Of little in
itintive, but Is wonderful imitator,
besides being an exquisite needleman,
and from a riding habit to pretty
blouse or frock he can copy almost
anything in reason. rising to the high
water mark Of triumphant achieve
ment in such garments as require mi
mute stitctery and clever broderie.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1904-10-13
Ostriches In Harness,

There are several instances on rec.
ord where in South Africa the white
master or black servant has trained
las driven them regularly In light
trap or even ridden them like horse.
1t need hardly be said that ostriches
are extremely swift when used in such
way and can cover tremendous
number of miles day II not given too
heavy load. They have even been
known to show real signs Of enjoy
ment and pleasure at being in harness,
and certainly they go to work with a
Will when thoroughly tanned In this
manner.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1904-10-13
ilSSOURl VALLEY TUNES
e. n. HARRIS. Editor.
Weekly. Sl.5O per year: Daily IS cssts
per week.
Elindale Items.

LulUlOlO ulGuuSs
Oris Cole has gone to Wilder,
Mimi, to help Bert Lanham
move near his fathers home in
Iowa.
Mrs. Will Rowe has a natural
curiosity, a stem of tomatoes
with two white and two red
tomatoes.
Will Browns little baby is
quite sick. DR.. McGavren was
out Tuesday.
Apples are a drug on the
market now. What will they
be when Glen Deur's big
orchard comes into bearing /?
We will have to take a back
seat.
John McGavren sold 300
bushels of apples at 25c per
bushel to All Darling, to can in
his canning factory. A good
way to use up surplus apples.
Jules Deur is on his Way
home from France. Jules will
have lots to tell of things he
has seen in the old country.
Quite a number of farmers
around here will have to buy
potatoes, for all they are so
plentiful.
Rev. j. M. Williams will
preach at our school house at
$3.50 p. m. Sunday. The Frazier
Sunday school will visit our
Sunday school at that time.
A large congregation will no
doubt be present.
H. w. Clover will soon COM
mence an addition to his house.
Mrs. Ella Crumm does not
get any better.
Mrs. Adeline Crawford has a
fine crop of second cutting hay.
Some say they don't need to
feed any corn when feeding
this.
w. w. Seaton was up visiting
his farm, first time in two
years.
We heard one of the chicken
thieves had been filled full of
shot. How thankful we would
all be if they were all filled
with shot or something as eff
fective, so we would not have
any more stealing.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1904-10-13
CHOKING cATARRH CURED.
Mr.. CaswelI Says, "Ayemel Cured
MI" Your Money Back If 1t
Does Not Cure You.

Me. -FOUR Money BACK u u
Does Not Cure You.
'Use Hyomei and be cured
of catarrh," is what all who
have tried it for that disease
say to their friends.
o. S. Caswell Of North Mid
dleboro, Mass, writes: "Hyomei
has relieved me from a choking
catarrhal trouble and cleared
my head. l am glad to recon-
mend it to my friends"
1t is the easiest thing in the
world to stop catarrh or a ca
tarrhal cold at it's beginning if
you use Hyomei. Just breathe
the health-giving balsamic air
for a few minutes and your
catarrh will be cured.
In this and neighboring
towns, there are hundreds that
can testify to the remarkable
powers of Hyomei to cure ca
tarrh. Many of the strunchest
friends of this remedy began
it's use with little hope that
they would be cured, but as
Elliott & Harvey offered to re-
fund the money if it did not
benefit, they decided to try it
on that plan and were soon re-
stored to health.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1904-10-13
BADLY Expressed.

The orator Of the corner store was
giving forth his views Of a popular
congressman whose death had been
chronieled III the evening paper. II
tell you," he said gloomily, hes go
ing to be a loss to all that have known
him or known Of him. He has died. as
he has lived, unanimously regretted"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1904-10-13
Notify Me.

Allpersons who have engaged
cabbage of me for the winter
will please send me notice as
soon as convenient, as / intend
to engage in another business
soon. P. B. Perkins,
OLD Box 303 Mo. Valley.
Up to date styles. in ribbons
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1904-10-13

The expert Optician of Omaha, will be in
Missouri Valley to remain a few days only, and
may be consulted at DR. Chapmans office. I'm
prove this golden opportunity. DIR Chapeck
comes highly recommended as an expert in his
profession, and is prepared tn correct any error
of refraotion known to science. Many have al
ready been benefited in this vicinity by this
perfect system { lenses.
Don't delay but call at once and have youl
eyes properly examined, at DIR Ohapman's
office. Will remain days only. Consultation
free. Satisfaction guaranteed.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1904-10-13
Enlightened.

"Auntie. do you always say expireY
''Why do you ask, dear?'
"Oh. just because papa said you were
one of those people who never say die. /"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1904-10-13
A Certainty.

Callcr-I am so sorry your mistress is
out. DO you think she will be at home
this evening? She'll have to be;
It's my night out.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1904-10-13

Injury revolts, while irony makes one
reflect, and gayety disarms. -voltaire.