The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1904-05-05
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good wlie has tsare nasdnm fhan tine sep
rEns evsrf,
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we'ent bers csfs. secos@ uecia iis'
yosl Lave the room this iSs,sn,, yoc 10
prffinrsi liiiis toy.
-xn Tefiy -Ddnf Mrs. Grwn s~sys
bar cssdf Tee New Mssa-- yes'n, shs Ief
n. an had te chase bu t~o blocks "a
give Il baxa 10 bss.
--Atisrs never gross old. said Barlow.
Yes, shs dcts. sad Hawiiss. bs, sbe Il
sDosgb ~ ~cman 10 be ssle TO conceal
hu sge ssecissily.
There's rne Thing The vosnen can't get
Into said the snti woman trsrsglst. What
IL thar cfstc chorus Of fcrnlnine voices.
TIE secret service.
SO yeu wish to pay Jour addresses 70
my dseshiSf Nes, cir. Did you take my
dsaghisr for foolf No, cir. don't be-
i,eve In tcsdiiy.
Dumie, Smith IL IN a~fai coward.
why, he locks afraid " his own shadow.
Tsmley--i oeA'l wonder At I.--if his shsc.
ow looks anythlsg Ike the original.
Aunt Haiti You shouldn't clean your
nails 10 company, Tommy. Tommy Huh !
II nobody iess me clean 'em, how 10 any
body to ipcw they are ever clcsncds
The asncc The IDEA OF his thinking
that be "a unworthy Of me The conndante
Yea; bot yoa nesdnt argue the matter
with him. Hen discover his error In time,
= The amateur detective considered him.
self Sherlock Holmes. will sift this TO
the bottom, he remarked at supper. Oh.
20 GU, and sifg the ashes, replied his weary
wills.
Sonny, aid the good old man. I'm
surprised that you should tease that cat 10
that nay. Why, replied the bad boy, paus.
Ing In bio inhumsn work, do you know any
better wsyF
The Hbr, certainly, Id intro
duee you 10 her like shot, but can't ie.
member her name. Guest Her name 10
Miss smyihe. Come along then--er-bv
the wAy--what's yours
There goes Roxham. Every time
think II that mans financial embarrasf.
m n, |, makes me yearn to help him. Fin
Apeial embarrassment Yes. He's got 90
mach money he doesn't know what TO do
with Il.
-Archle-whst arc you ordering corned
beef and cabbage for, II you don't like the
sulf Reggie-Bah Jove. that's what the
millionsIres In our club always order, and
Que doesn't like to appear singular, don't
you know,
--Lawyer--Do you swear positively that
you know more than half this jurys Wit
ness--Yes, sir, and now that have taken
. good look at 'em I'll swear that know
more than all Of EN- put together.
Mamma, queried little Florence, should
say pants or Trousers? Trousers, my
dear, replied her mother. Then, said Flor
cnce, must give Fido some water, for be
trousers Just awiully.
Old sIxsnAite-why do you feel that
your client will lose his CASEY Have you
exhausted every means At your disposal to
- Young Brleay-No, but have exhaust.
ed all the means at his disposal.
--Borem al p. m. Yes, I'm q perfect
martyr TO insomnia. I've tried everything
ever heard q, but simply can't get TO
sleep at night. Mas Cutting (suppressiDg
ayawn) Did you ever try to king to your
self after goirg to bed
Mrs. Bullitt-Tell me again, darling,
The story Of your facing the foe fearlessly
before Santiago. Mr.. Bullitt-But you
must be tired hearing 1t. Mrs. Built
Oh, no. 1t will nerve me to 70 down and
face the cook,
--Tcacher--Slmmy, 10 the sentence, ~
have book, what IL the case Of the pro-
noun 'Ir Sammy (promptly )--Nomins-
tive case. Tescher--Next boy, tell me In
what case to put the noun book Next
Boy thoughifully - Bookcase.
ooimistresF--Tommy, what did you
cisobey me TO-. Tommy--'Cos thought
you'd whip me. Schoolmistrest- What
hti roo want ma ~. s.s hin xa,, faxs Tor, o.,
Cos pa said he would II yeu didn't, and
he hurts.
--Bitbi-what do you think Of .theteI
correspondence schoolsi Gibbs - Coz d
thing. My son Ia studying electricity tyi
mall. Does be know any more than he did
before be beganf I'm not sure about thai,
but his handwriting has improved 80 per
cent.
Does your wife work hardf Well, she
seems too, bat I've always been curious to
know what she does when I'm not home.
Why Because when Am q. hume she
dlsis every blamed room that get con-
Portable In, and | can't think what there 10
ifft ~ sup Hrf pufyt
Tommy, said the economical mother
70 the boy with the ioose tooth, I'll give
YIN 10 cents II you'll let me pull th,t tooth.
Tho boy thought Il over ard then went to
hls hank, The fun Of dolu' that 10 worth
mors'u i0eents, he said. III give you Is
II yoa let me pull ore Of yours.
Here Is an en rset from ARGENT novel
"iiuibsna and wife ate on together 10 oil.
cncc. There was mabifsstlv IN III feeling
tciwean them. The husband d,voured
ps'e Of soup, hall fish, piece Of roast
tcef ard slice Of plum pudding without
ever once opeEirg his mouth"
--Tcmmy - Smokin' cigsretts 10 dead
sure 10 hurt ter. Jlmmy--C'op, who're