New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-11-24
News.

-NOHICdSO News
lawyer in Western city. according TO The
Indianapolis News" once went to another part Of
the county on business. on arriving at his desti-
ma ton he found that he had forgotten the of
the firm he had come to see and had left all en-
tightening memoranda in his desk. After wasting
valuable time useless efforts to remember he
teIegraphed home his partner for the necessary
information. He got It and more. Your business
is with Smith & Jones" his partners message ran;
your name is Brown"
Bad Form. at Least.-War Correspondent Cof the
Moscow Morning Yelowvitch)-Are the pagan pigs
General Pannik-Beyond it, Why only yesterday
they forced us TO execute flank movement in the
iyn Life
The British Medical Journal" suggests that as
luxuries should be taxed, rather than necessaries.
a superiority of fat, which is mostly the result of
luxurious living, may not unfairly be regarded
a fitting object Of taxation
she-And what did she say when you attempted
He-she said she thought was gentleman.
on after got through bSsng her e she didn't
Statesman.
Chicago still retains it's reputation for practical
ity and a more less harmonious blending OF the
beautiful and the useful. For instance. back in
the days of the Columbian Exposition visitors to
Chicago constrained to notice heroic
statue of Christopher Columbus the Lake Front,
an iron rake Later the statue ANONYMOUSLY
hauled off its pedestal and carried away to one OF
the parks, where it slumbered peacefully among
various kinds of junk. Now however, it has been
recast into statue of William Mckinley and IS
to be erected in the new Mckinley Park of that
city 1t is to be hoped transformation has been
successful and that the statue may be worthy
to commemorate the fame of our martyred Pres-
dent as that fine St Gaudens statue OF Lincoln is
to remind visitors Lincoln Park, Chicago. Of the
Great E:nancpator.
FATHER WILLIAM UP TO DATE.
..You are old Father william the young man said
land you're frequently subject TO gout
Yet you eat highly spced, tndlgestible, food.
1 M4e me- dayg of y ySeuth Father wiiam replied
And everything seems quite wholesome beside
The dishes she used 10 invent
..you are old Father William the young man said
Yet when the Congress Of Nations convened
You jabbered in Choctaw and Greek"
And gfa aSfh over Engh I've ost my command
NJ Creole and Scotch never fails
You are old Father William the young man said
No longer you're agile and keen:
And yet when an eaTth9na n1 demolished the town.
IN the DAYS OF my youth" Father William replied
Il rode on New-York surface cars;
So an earthquake. you see. he's no terrors for me.
heed not slight jostes or tars-'
You are old Father William" the young man said
And from active service dismissed
You know all the perils pertaining TO war,
In the DAYS OF my youth" Father William replied
Il went with my wife TO store:
She said I believe twas Bargain Day Sale
And now fear battle no more
-(Puck.
An improved means of observing the beautiful
scIntiIations exhibited by a sensitive screen under
the acton Of Alpha rays has been devised by + III
Glew OF London The little instrument which Is
called the .scinulloscope." consists Of a simple
magnifer of adjustable focus. in the spinthari-
scope but instead OF The fixed screen and particle
of radioactive substance small double plate OF
glass is used One Of these pieces Of glass coated
with radio-sensitve salt and other is a radio
sensitive screen. On looking at n combination oe
this kind with the lens the sparkling appearance is
very clearly seen
Mrs Gayweed. hear. is going to marry poet
"Oh dear. you don't say So / always thoueht
I'd feel sorry for any man she might marry but
bless me, IL I don't feel kind Of sorry TOR her.
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