Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1904-11-24
HUSBANDS GUIDE.
How to Manage the Most Fascinating
of Domestic Pets.


Marriage license clerks should pre-
pare for the rush, Tor the chief mar
mage handicap has been removed.
/ AS soon as sufficient time has elapsed
for the study of a book just published
in London called wives and How TO
Manage Them they may expect a tidal
wave of young men with the license
! fee and the courage of their convic-
lions.
The author hides his fame under the
name of One Who Knows" but that
/ will not prevent him receiving a monu-
ment from the male portion of the
English speaking race after he has
been lynched by their better halves.
He starts Of by drawing attention
to the fact that here are numerous
handbooks published which deal with
the management of the horse, the dog,
the canary. and other domestic ami
/ mails, and yet there is no good and
useful text book upon the Choice and
Management of the Wife, who is by
far the most important, most expen-
sive, and most universal of the domes-
It's pets"
| The course of management must be
gin with the honeymoon, and the great
thing the husband has to beware is al
lowing his wife to think for herself.
If you speak foreign language and
| she does not. spend your honeymoon
IN that country. then you must do the
| thinking for both IF you do not
your wife may begin to think for you.
To allow this is the most fatal error
you can possibly commit, it is habit
you may find it difficult to break her
OF AFTERWARDS. Let her talk-that does
no manner of harm and comes to most
women much more easily than think
ing-but, if possible, prevent her from
thinking at all; in wife it is a most
pernicious habit, only one degree less
terrible than that of reasoning. which
is deadly sin. If once your wife be
gins to reason about things in general,
and contracts the habit, before long
she is sure to reason about YOU Now
you know quite well that you VIII not
bear reasoning about,
One Of the few things for which
man may be naturally thankful is
vomans changeabilty. Some I'M
/ thinking male creatures have re-
preached women for this chan eabil-
| ity; they do not realize that no sane
/ man would care to eat boiled mutton
az every meal, year in and year out"
/ He strongly advises moderation in
7 q q CpA N Of n 70 hHr
/ OF violence, and cites a good reason
from the police court. "The mags
trate asked the wife: And YOU mean
/ to say that miserable wretch of man
/ gave you a black eyer Lor sir,
she answered, he wasn't a miserable
wreck afore he struck me- The
argument is convincing.
One thing you must do in manag-
ing wife is to insist on her doing as
you say, and then shutting your eyes,
SO that you may not see when she
does the opposite. So, and only so.
can you manage her with happiness
/ for both.
This needs the cooperation of the
| wife, however, and the power to tell
a good. convincing lie.
The final advise is: BE careful,
whatever you do, to keep up your sub.
scription to your club. A mans
house is his castle; but a married
mans castle is his club"
| Here is a sop of consolation: After
| all. marriage has its consolations-as
/ long as your wife lives you cannot
marry and other woman. You know
/ the worst