Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1904-03-18
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The earthquake on the Sound fol.
lowing the primaries in Portland, is
supposed to be only a coincidence and
not Indicative Of the force with which
the defeated implngad upon the cuticle
OF Mother Earth
The jus. gets more than his share
Of the rain, when the unjust gets the
irst swipe at the umbrellas.
Bryan will probably object to having
that Kentucky baby named after him.
It was a case OF only 3 to 1.
Mrs. Bertha Seltzer has brought |
suit against a neighbor. Mrs. Engle-
hardt. to restrain that lady from both
ering with proposition TO trade hus.
bands. Maybe Mrs. Bnglehardt could
swap the old man for a dog.
Cleveland, Hanna. Roosevelt and
bIghh WtIc lhc udhibb blNHH Vudul up
lets born to Mrs. Lura Wyman, wife Of
one Of the wcalthlest land owners in
Central Kentucky. One being a girl
was christened Willie Bryan Wyman,
It's a little tough on the Nebraskan to
name the girl after hlm--also tough on
the girl. But won't IL be a happy fam.
Ily in the sweet subsequently?
Nledermier confesses TO 23 murders,
which indicates that justice needs
lew good hounds. She is too slow on
he trail.
The Echo Jack rabbit cannery has
'een attached for lumber and sup
,lles furnished II. II was not only
hare.canned, but a hare.bralned
ropositlon.
Kiachau ought to be up TO snuff; II 70
makes one want to sneeze just to try W
D pronounce II. 60
The Iowa legislature has passed a -
III prihiblting the docking Of horses "
lils Thereby hangs a tall" ~
u
Z the Japs over the long distance m
hone in
The Mormon church knows about W,
'w II feels TO be a political Port fr,
rthur. no
The Jap navy continues to trans. c,
rm the Russian ships into Holland NJ
,ats %
Hon Geo. G. Brownell spoke in the :.
ty hall a short time ago. Maybe he ~
n tell where the missing ordinances ~
We gone. ~
Everything on the Siberian road Is -
ietracked TO let General Kuropatkiu ~
{ to the front and then, perhaps. the ~
panese will sidetrack him. ''
A backward, lingering spring Is no
e a shy, awkward man, producing !"
're results than one too forward, an
d nipped in the bud by an untimely wa
,st. the
80. p,
rhe Republican party OF Marion '",
unity will not put itself In a posi-.
n whore II will be in any unfriend. 'lu
relation toward the Oregon dele. nee
lion OF the President It will not oe'
p Mitchell, Hermann or any OF the III
rs at the front mo
e. ins
Vow tha' the last finishing touch No'
J been put on the Republican club IN
anizations, It is presumed that the mac
'cession will fall In line. and Il Is III
y a question OF the size Of the ma ohs
.ty in Marion county OF course. ecu
re is the Democratic party to reek. anl
with, OF
-. nes
'othiug but an earthquake or the cell
k OF a mule will put limit on the sws
urance OF some people. ban
NAL
here is nothing TO prevent the Re. orl,
licans from putting up two candi o,,t
~ for circuit judge who are able 49,
yers, perfect gentlemen and win. -
B. :"
Margaret," the correspondent OF :
Roseburg Review. who furnishes wa
mental pabulum from the vlcin. -
OF DlNonyille, feeling the buddine
lences OF gentle spring. bursts
h into the blossoms OF pesy. as
,ws: Cole
o people round bout Dixonvlle
10 mostly mad at me. M