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The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1904-04-08

Goods are among the least of the
rewards for goodness.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1904-04-08

Before arithmetic was invented peO-
pie multiplied on the tace of the earth.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1904-08-19
FIRE IN PORT ARTHUR.
Reported Garrison Is Still In Excellent
Spirits.

Spirits.
London, Aug. ia dispatch to the
Central News from Toxic says that a
big oil warehouse at Port Arthur is
blazing furiously and that the position
of the besieged is such that the Japan
csc are urging them to surrender.
st. Petersburg, Aug. ia dis
patch from Chefoo last night, dated
Aug. 16, giving undated advices from
Port Arthur, says that the Japanese
during bombardment occupied
strongly fortified positions with a
number of siege guns. After two
hours several Of the Japanese guns
were silenced.
The Japanese, these advices say, are
no longer trying to place their guns
in the higher positions, which are too
easily reached by the fire of the
fortress, but are busying themselves
with mining operations against the de-.
lenses.
The spirit of the garrison continues
to be excellent and Lieut.. Gen. Stoes-
sci is going everywhere encouraging
the troops. The fortress is we'll sup
piled with ammunition and provisions.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1904-08-19
Was Father of Traverse City.

Traverse City, Mich, Aug. 17.-Hon.
Perry HanniSl, the father of Traverse
City, one Of the wealthiest men in
northern Michigan, is dead. He was
stricken with paralysis. Mr.. Hannah
was born in Erie county, Pennsyl
vania, Sept. %, 1924; he came to Ira
verse City in 1850, where he has since
resided. From penniless boy he be.
came multi-millionaire. Mr.. Han
nah's chief gifts to Traverse City have
been the church site and site for the
Carnegie library. During the Spanish
American war he stood in the relation
of sponsor to the Hannah Rifles of this
city, which company went TO Cuba.
He placed a fund at their disposal.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1904-08-19
Found Coin He once Marked.

Union City, Mich, Aug. ia war
veteran of this city received a silver
half dollar the other day with which
he would not part for hundreds of dol
lars. While fighting Uncio Sans bat
ties in the south in 1862 he received
half-dollar with the rest Of his cash
for services. 1t being the only silver
piece in the payment, he carved his
initials and the number OF his regi-
ment thereon and in a few days spent
it. For more than forty years this
piece Of silver has been going on its
mission Of paying debts until it again
reached the hands of the veteran.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1904-08-19
BURNED AT STAKE.
Georgia Negroes Put to Death by
Mob.

Statesboro, Ca. Aug. iT.-With
clothing saturated with kerosene,
writing and twisting in their agony,
screaming to heaven for the mercy
that the mob would not show, Paul
Reed and Will Cato, negroes, two of
the principals in the murder and burn
ing of Henry Hodges and wife and
three Of their children, six miles from
Statesboro, three weeks ago, were
burned at the stake on the road to
where the crime occurred.
A determined mob charged on the
courthouse, overpowered the military
guard, secured Cato and Reed, who
had been found guilty after a legal
trial and sentenced to be hanged, took
them two miles from Statesboro and
there burned them alive. The climax
came quickly and unexpectedly.
The doomed men were dragged
along the roadway leading to the
Hodges homestead, where the five
members Of the family hal been muir
bered and burned.
The heat was so intense that the
crowd wcaried when two miles of the
six-mile route had been traversed and
SO moved across a field to q strip of
woodland. To large stump twelve
feet high the men were chained. Then
wagon load of pine wood was hauled
to the spot. 1t was piled around the
men and ten gallons of kerosene was
thrown over them.
A photographer was present and the
crowd was cleared back that he might
get several views Of the men bound
to the stake and ready for the burning.
Then followed an awful scene. Fren-
Zied cheers rent the air as men, almost
crazed with the hatred of the men be-
ing punished, saw the cruel flames
drinking up the life blood.
AS soon as 1t was seen that the men
were dead the crowd commenced dis
persing. A. large number remained be.
hind, however, piling more fuel on I'M
til both bodies were burned except the
trunks.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1904-08-19

Among the village schools in the Ty-
rol is one which is conducted on the
most Arcadian principles, so much So,
indeed, that the children are In the
habit of addressing the master as
'thouv instead of with the more re-
spectful you"
Once the bishop announced his inten-
ton Of inspecting the school. The
master thereupon called the children
together and told them that they must
on no account say "du" to the bishop.
but must instead always address him
as "Eure bishofiiche ~Gnaden" your
episcopal lordship.
A little later the bishop arrived and
was received with becoming reverence.
In order to test the knowledge Of the
children In matters religious he asked
them, '"Tell me, my children, which is
the eighth commandment"
Whereupon up rose shrill chorus:
"Your episcopal lordship shall not
steal"
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1904-08-19
CLOSED WITH BANQUET
Spanish Wa: Veterans Annual Session
Brought to a Close.
CAST ON ELECTED COMMANDER
Next Meeting to Be Held In Detroit
Greetings Sent to Roosevelt and
Other OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES Ends
the Convention.

Bay City, Mich, Aug. 1.-THE first
department assembly Of Michigan
United Spanish war veterans, and the
fourth annual session of Spanish War
Veterans Of Michigan closed at noon
Tuesday with the election If officers
as follows:
George r. CASTOR, Detroit, depart
ment commander; James e. Brock
Gay, Bay City, senior vice-command-
err; Leo l.. Thomas, Pontiac, junior
vice-commander; G. A. Oppen5orn, Al.
pena, corps inspector; L. Il. Annelle,
Bay City, Judge advocate; DI. Orrin
H. Freeland, Mason, medical director,
and Rev. Francis e. Kelley, Lapeer.
chaplain.
The corps council Of administration
was selected as follows. William ].
Luff, Monroe; Martin K. Waelan, De-
troit; Edwin e. DENLY, Detroit; w. "A.
Prince, Alpena; Herman G. Loenler,
Bay City; F. w. Colley. Detroit;
Henry Won Essen, Detroit, F. ID. Buck
jngham, Flint.
National Delegates.
Delegates to the nationa! encamp-
ment: Harry w. Starkey. Detroit; II.
G. Loefiler, Bay City; BIRD e. Citizen,
Detroit; Louis Heric, Bay City; Com
rade Donnelly, Detroit; George ID. Nc.
lntosh, Bay City.
Alternate delegates: Winsiow w.
Wilcox, Detroit; Carl Trebein, De-
troit; Henry w. Bush, Detroit, and
John E. Baker, Detroit.
1t was unanimously decided to hold
the next meeting in Detroit. Reports
were received at the closing session
showing both organizations TO be in
flourishing conditions.
The department sent telegram Of
greeting to President Roc sevelt; to
the department of New York, now in
session in Albany, and to the G.. A. R.,
in session in Boston.
Last night the delegates were ten.
dered banquet at Wenona Beach and
afterwards witnessed the entertain.
ment in the Casino.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1904-08-19
Ship Sank With IS People.

Durham. Natal, Aug. Is. The coast.
ing steamer Penguin has been
wrecked and twenty-five rersons who
were on board of her were drowned.
The boatswain is the only survivor.
The Penguin was chartered to search
for "Kruger's Millions" alleged to
have been sunk with the steamer Zu-
luland off this coast three years ago.
Four previous expeditions with the
same object in view have ended dis
astrously.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1904-08-19
cretans Threaten to Revolt.

Rome, Aug. 17.-Inhabitants Of the
island Of Crete have addressed a
strong petition to the Italian govern
ment, asking TO be freed from the gov
eminent Of Prince George Of Greece,
the high commissioner of the powers
whom they accuse Of all manner of
misrule. They ask that the island be
annexed to Greece and threaten should
revolution. The petition is addressed
TO Italy because Gretan affairs are un.
der the supervision of the Italian for.
eign minister, assisted by the Russian,
French and British ambassadors.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1904-08-19
Dowie Rescued Three Women.

Whitehall, Mich. Aug. 15.-"Elijah"
Dowie rescued three women from a
watery grave. The women were sail
ing unattended in sailing yacht be-
longing to George Mcdonald OF Chica-
go and were out in the middle of the
lake when d heavy wind caused their
boat to capsige. Dowie saw the acct
dent from the piazza of Ben MacDhui,
his summer home. With his son Glad
stone, Dowie ran for els launch and
went out through the heavy sea to the
rescue.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1904-08-19
The Modern Ployv.

Thomas Jefferson invented the mod
ern plow. There were plows, of course,
thousands of years before the time Of
the Sage of Monticello, but he first
laid down the mathematical principles
that underlie the construction of the
plow and so enabled any blacksmith to
make one. A pillow consists Of two
wedges, cutting and lifting wedge,
and Jefferson discovered and enunciat-
ed the proportions of each and the re-
lations each bore to the other. Before
his day no two smiths made plows
alike. Now they are all made in &C
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1904-08-19
Boy Killed His Father.

Plattsburg, Mo-, Aug. ,1c.-Lafayette
w. Jones, wealthy farmer living ten
miles west of here, was Shot and
killed by his 15-year-old son Hugh.
Because he was not allowed TO drive
the family horse the boy, with load
ed shot gun, lay in wait for his father
and shot him as he passed. Young
Jones then reloaded the gun and fired
again DIT the PROSTATE form Of his
father. The boy was brought here
and placed in Jail.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1904-08-19
Thousands Saw Her Crowned.

Coldwatcr. Mich, Ang. tGv-In the
presence of over 10000 peol1e here
last evening Miss Maud Fenner of
Quincy was crowned queen of the car
nival by Mayor Campbell. This open.
ing ceremony Of the weeks carnival
was ole OF the prettiest sights that
has ever been seen in this city. Mayor
Campbell made an eloquent speech in
browning Miss Fenner, who is a very
beautiful girl and a great favorite in
her home town.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1904-08-19
New Political PARTY.

st. Louis, Aug. ia party of men,
designating themselves "The Lincoln
Party" met here and perfected the or
ganization of a political body. The
platform adopted demands freedom for
every man, with special reference TO
the negro, Hawaiians and Porto
Ricans. e. p. Pen Of West Virginia
and Judge John j. Jones Of Chicago
were nominated for president and vice
president.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1904-08-19
Mrs. MAVERICK cominc.

London, Aug. 15.-Mrs. Florence
Maybrick ia on board the Red Star
steamer Vaderland, which sailed from
Antwerp yesterday morning, under the
name of Miss Rose Ingram. She is ac-
companied by her attorney, Mr.. Hay
den, who arranged the details of her
departure. On her arrival at New York
Mrs. Maybrick will be the guest of DR..
Densmore.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1904-08-19
Will Deport Rev. Hart.

New York, Aug. Ion orders from
the secretary of commerce and labor
at Washington, the Rev. Charles AL
fred Burleigh Hart, who was arrested
on department warrant in Brooklyn
last week charged with being ticket
of leave man, will be deported Satur.
day next on the American liner Ger
manic.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1904-08-19
Got His Dose Later.

Mr.. Courtney (hatteringly)-I had the
blues awfully when / came here to-
night, Miss Fisher, but they are all
gone now. You are rs good as mcdi-
cine. Miss Fishers Little Brother
Yes; father himself says she'll be
Grug on the market If she doesn't
itch on to some fellow soon.
Half the ills that man is heir to come
from indigestion. Burdock Blood Bit
tiers strengthens and tones the stomach;
makes indigestion impossible.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1904-08-19
Nearly Eorfeits His Life.

A runaway almost ending fatally,
started horrible ulcer on the leg of j.
b. Ormer, Franklin Grove, III. For
four years it defied all doctors and all
remedies. But Bucklens Arnica Salve
had no trouble to cure him. Equally
good for Burns, Bruises, Skin Eruptions
and Piles. 25c at w. E. Collins e. Co
and Haggart's drug stores
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1904-08-19
cl.. Mar wess YOUNG Woman.

Prcs,ytt, Llich., Aug. '7-Murray
Butler aged &c years, and aallinS from
Maple Ridge. was married. to Miss
lal7aJe,h poherty, school .eachcr at
Legal. sged "a. The groom is the
'ltnL' u eighteen children ~ mis- first
md second marriages. lie a. farmer
,rd rIDa;od TO b. wellto-dc.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1904-08-19
Lightning Struck C:.sck.

Ypsilanti, Mich, Aug. H. During
the severe electrical storm a bolt of
lightning struck the high siool tower
and put the clock out of business. The
fire bu. ned downward, reaching the
big bel, hut left IL unframed, though
raining the tlock beyond repair.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1904-08-19
Tod Sloan Nearly Drowned

Saratoga, N. Y, Aug. 17.-Tod Sloan,
the jockey, and two other turfmen,
Charles II. Dryer and Victor Williams
of New York, narrowly escaped drown
ing at Saratoga lake. Their sailboat
was capsized by squat and they
were rescued mile from shore.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1904-08-19
Russia Arranues New Loan.

London, Aug. 1.-THE Moscow cor
respondent of the Standard says that
Russia has arranged new loan with
france of 100000 at 5 PER cert, re.
payable in six years, the issue price
20 be 99N.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1904-08-19

Cadillac. Mich, Aug. 15.--James Nc
Cord was Killed at niel en- the Ann
Arbcr railway at Boon Tie was, intox-
icated and was lying on the track. His
parents 1.-Two at Ionia He was en-
ployed in the GUNNER Dlgglns camp
GEAR Boon.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1904-08-19
Michigan Central Round Trip Rates to
ST. Louis

Every day, Regular Is day Tickets
$14.60. 30 day Tickets $3.50 Every
Tuesday and Thursday Day Coach Tick
cts, Limited days, $1,000. 11:45 a m.
train from Owosso connects at Jackson
with through sleeper arriving at st.
Louis 7:24 a. m. Berth reservations
made on application. If
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1904-08-19
Kaiser Wants to Be eodfat;,er.

st. Petersburg, Aug. lit is re-
ported, apparently on good authority,
that Emperor William of Germany has
asked for the privilege of acting as
one Of the godfathers of the neir. The
christening will take place Aug. 25.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1904-08-19
TWENTY PERSONS DROWNED.
British Bark Sunk In Collision Off the
Coast of Ireland.

London, Aug. 15.-The British bark
fnverkip Capt. Jones, from Melbourne
for Queenstown was sunk and twenty
persons were drowned as the result of
collision off Fastnet Rock, Ireland,
last night with the British ship Loeb
Carron Capt. Clark, from the Clyde.,.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1904-08-19
For Piles.
Sample mailed free.
One application gives relief.

The continued use OF Hum
Phreys' Witch Hazel Oil per-
manently cures Piles or Hem
orrhoids-External or Internal,
Sind or Bleeding, Itching or
Stunning, Fissures and Fistulas.
Helief immediate-cure certain.
Three Sizes. 25c.. soc. aud 100. Sold by
D.ruseistss or sent prepaid on receipt Of price.
Humphrey Medicine Co.. Cor. William and
John sts.. New York.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1904-08-19

Accidents come with dist essing fire.
quency on the farm. Cuts, bruises,
stings, sprains. DR.. Thomas Electric
Oil relieves the pain instant y. Never
safe without it.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1904-08-19
HoW's This.

We offer One Hundred Dollars Re.
ward for any case of Catarrh that can
not be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure.
f. j. CHENEY 81 Co, Toledo, o.
We, the undersigned, have known F.
j. Cheney for the last Is years, and be-
lieve him perfectly honorable in all bust.
ness transactions and financially able to
carry out any obligations made by his
firm.
WALDING, KINNAN & MARVIN,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, o.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internal
ly, acting directly upon the blood and
mucous surfaces of the system. Testi-
monials sent freel. Price rs cents per
bottle. Sold by all Druggists.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipa-
ton.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1904-08-19
NERVOUS DEBILITY,

Vital Weakness and Prostra-
ton nom Overwork and other
causes. Humphreys Honeo-
Pathic Specific No. %, in use
over 40 years, the only success
ful remedy. 81 pervial, or spec
lal package for serious cases, $5.
SOLD by Druggists or sent prepaid recepto price,
Humphreys Med. Co., William & John StsY N.Y.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1904-08-19
Not n Tactfu1 Hostess.

AS might be expected, the junk shop
guest chamber is sure to prove pitfall
to the unwary. Having not long ago to
put the finishing touches to portrait,
went into the country to pass a couple
Of days with my sitter, mere ac-
quaintance. At dinner the first evening,
wishing to start the conversation pleas
antly, asked:
"Whose portrait Is that in my room?
Such charming FACET
After chilly silence my hostess an
swered:
'"That is my husbands first wife,"
The conversation rather languished
during the rest Of our meal, but made
no efforts to revive it.-Eliot Gregory in
Century.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1904-08-19
ONLY a Mask,

Many are not being benefited by the
summer vacation as they should be.
Now, Notwithstanding much outdoor
life, they are little if any stronger than
they were. The tan on their faces is
darker and makes them look healthier,
but it is only a mask. They are still
nervous, easily tired, upset by trifes,
and they do not eat nor sleep we'll
What they need is what tones the
nerves, perfects digestion, creates ap-
petite, and makes sleep refreshing, and
that is Hoods Sarsaparilla. Pupils and
teachers generally will find the chief
purpose of the vacation best subserved
by this great medicine which. as we
know, builds up the whole system"
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1904-02-26
BOOST PRICE OF WHEAT.
Grain Men Fear That Far East War WIN
Not Be Confined to Russia
and Japan.

Chicago, Feb. 20.-Attended by ex-
element not often equaled, wheat adj
vanced nearly four cents a bushel.
The grain pits on change were from
start to finish scene of almost con-
tinuous pandemonium. The long COW
eted goal in speculative trading, dol
lar wheat" was made a mere reminis-
cense, May delivery selling as high as
$1.03 bushel.
The sharp advance was due to fear
that the war would not be confined to
Russia and Japan. Bulges of over a
cent on the Liverpool and Berlin mar
kets were the immediate factor. The
scarcity of wheat suitable for milling
purposes was an additional element Of
strength. Trading was exceedingly &C
tive, the aggregate Of business for the
day being enormous.
Advances were also made in other
speculative articles, notably in provi-
sions. Pork for May delivery jumped
up 521a cents hundred pounds.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1904-02-26
HIS ATTEMPT FRUSTRATED.
William Rudolph. the Man Wanted In Ms.
souri,. Tried CO.. Dfsafm q Guard at the
Kansas Penitentiary.---.-s.--.-- -, 8

Leavenworth, Kan, Feb. 23.-Wil.
liam Rudolph, alias Charles Gorney,
the desperate from Franklin county,
Mo-, assaulted and tried to disarm- a
guard at the Kansas penitentiary last
night with view of making his es-
cape. Rudolph was brought into the
penitentiary dining room with a gang
from the east wing dollhouse in charge
of Guard Roe. After eating supper, as
the convicts were passing out, Rudolph
seized a case knife from the table and
tried to cut Guard Roe, calling on Roe
to surrender as he did so. Before Ru-
dolph could injure Roe, an old life
time prisoner named lobe Taylor
grabbed Rudolph by the arm and pre-
vented him from using the knife. Two
other prisoners assisted in overpower-
ing and bearing him to the floor. Ru-
dolph was marched back to the cell
house and searched, when a note ad-
dressed to his mother was found on
his person. This note shows conclu-
sively that he is Rudolph, if any doubt
existed on that point. Rudolph is now
in shackles and will be held in a soli-
tGry cell till he is turned over to the
Missouri authorities.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1904-02-26
PAID HOMAGE TO HANNA.
Cleveland Was a City of Mourning on FRI
dayDThousands Unable to Sea
the Body.

Cleveland, o, Feb. 26..Cfeveland
was again city of mourning Friday.
business was practically suspended and
large proportion of the population
paid homage to the memory of their
distinguished fellow citizen, Senator
Marcus A. Hanna Just four weeks ago
Senator Hanna left his home city for
the national capital happy in the
thought of his triumphant reelection
to the highest legislative body in the
land. His one ambition then as he
himself stated was to give to his coun-
try a season of uninterrupted service.
The last rites over the body were
held in the afternoon at st. Paups
Episcopals church. During the solemn
service, Cleveland was a silent city.
Nearly all business was suspended.
Street railway and steam road traffic
on every line in the city was stopped
for five minutes from 100 to LOS
o'clock. People generally in all parts
Of the city bowed their heads in rev.
erence for brief space of time at that
hour. Thousands who were unable to
view the remains of the dead senator
as they lay in state in the Chamber of
Commerce auditorium flocked to the
church doors to witness the conveying
of the black casket, bearing the re-
mains of the senator into the church.
There they stood with barred heads
and moistened eyes as the cortege
moved into the edifce where the last
earthly tribute was paid the dead.
Admittance to the services at the
church was by card and limited to 500;
the seating capacity of the auditorium.
Thu body, accompanied by the family,
pall-bearers and Bishop Leonard. pro-
ceeded slowly out Euclid avenue to.
Lake View cemetery, where a final
farewell of the dead was taken in
Wade Memorial chapel. The services
consisted simply of a prayer by the
bishop. The body was deposited in a
crypt in the chapel to await burial at
he pleasure of the family.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1904-02-26
EXTREMELY QUIET AFFAIR. "
Associated Press's Ironical Reference to
the Burning of Glencoe Bays at
the Stake In Arkansas.

st. Louis, Feb. 20.-A special to the
Republic from Cressett. Ark, says:
Glencoe Bays, a negro, who was
charged with shooting and killing J.
D. Stephens, prominent white farm
er, on last Wednesday, was burned
at the stake by mob, half mile from
the Stephe ems plantation, in this coun-
ty. Bays made a full confession just
after he was captured, admitting that
he had premeditated killing Stephens.
He laughed when asked how he want
ed to die, saying it made no difference
to him, as he knew full we'll his hour
had arrived. The mob was extremely
quiet and was composed Of Ashley
county farmers, both white and black.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1904-02-26
WANTED TO SEE ROOSEVELT.
Crank from Chicago Named Edward Rel
gar Called at the White House on Mon
day and Was Arrested.

Washington, Feb. 23-Edward Rel
gar. who gave his address as 2217
South Clark street, Chicago, was ar
rested at the white house Monday and
locked up pending an inquiry into his
mental condition. Relgar is evidently
Of unbalanced mind. He has written
many letters to the president suggest
Ing that people be named in accordance
with their occupations. Thus he main
tains that dealer in wood should be
named Wood, carpenter should be
named Carpenter and throughout the
list. He says that the present scheme
Of naming people has caused a war
among the flies which may be ended
only by the adoption of his sugges-
ton.