New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-05-16
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

The dogs OF war in these days assist in field
hospital work. In Germany and Italy st. Bernard
dogs have been trained for as 20 aid after
an engagement. bearer parties in their search for
the wounded especially at night. Russia. appar-
entity has canine corps. and Major Richardson.
OF CarnOustie England. who has made a speciality OF
training ambulance dogs. has received a communi-
cation from ST Petersburg asking him how many
no can supply for service in tho Far East.
MATRIMONIAL COPYRIGHT
In s SoTc has 9Pp n s u qsn 81 ni.
Tho piaintiH claims copyright her ex-husbandl
Man Is a a bo9k,.an open book
Half calf the way. she makes him look.
She furnishes his life plot
And ere he gives his fate a thought
she goes ana copyrights him.
once copyrighted. IN hts place
Upon the shelf he's rested.
And daily she VIII scan his face
By what E Sbo h II SSS 6twsSS m. lines,
And then--this act is vital
She labels him IN clear designs:
Il Copyright This Title"
Who knows how soon viii come the day
When some coy debutante
VIII take this action on tho say
she ' i1 pTt label Gs o. on a4 fbs man
She's Isl, smiled , and talked ana sighed for.
"Note-Copyrtght Applied For"
Man Is book-a book OF Jokes.
or yet a novel which but cioaks
story tame and dozy:
Ha As s so6a as shes iSs 'f ISdte dim up
The line that fills HIS trimming cup:
This Man Is Copyrighted
-(Chicago Tribune
Archbishop Ryan's telegram OF congratuiation to
Archbishop Glennon. Of 81. Louis. read at an
ecclesiastical dinner recently. When the See OF ST.
Louis became vacant the names OF two auxiliary
bishops were sent 10 Rome tho slate OF the
clergy and prelates. The two wers Bishop Dunn.
81 Dallas Tex. and Bishop Nessmer. of Green Bay.
both Of whom contrary TO the general custom OF
Roman Catholic prelates. wear boards. Neither OF
tho candidates pleased Rome. and Archbishop Ryan
was consulted The Philadelphian's choice was
Auxiliary Bishop Glenn"n Of ST. Louis. who has
been called the Apollo Of the American hierarchy.
Archbishop Ryan's telegram OF oongratuation
read: You won Il by a close shave"
The Main Question.--Frst Artist--we must go to
Second Artst-Oh, that's easy but where in
thunder are we TO so for our customers?-(Br
table has been prepared and issued by the De-
partment OF Commerce and Labor indicating that.
despite tho great size OF the appropriations this
country Is per capita cheaply maintained than
any other In the world with the exception OF China
and India and possibly Russia. IL costs accord
Ing 10 this. just 81 81 n year for each man. woman
and child IN the United States TO run the govern
ment against 81 80 for Canada 50 - for the Ger
man Empire. 50 % FOR Sweden $40 90 for Spain 81 As
for Portugal. Sii 80 for the Netherlands, Si2 30 for
Nupd 81 8 Tor Argentina Nf = for Austria-Iiun-
gary 81 50 Tor Paraguay. 81 30 for Belgium 81 81
for France. SCI 90 for the United Kingdom. SCI 60
for Australia and SIS IS for New-Zealand. Russias
per capita expenditure is approximately the same
as that of the United States.
An Unexpected Delay.-Mrs Iakeside-shs mar
ricd IN haste.
Alrs La sele-And repented at leisure?
1T seems SO. She was fully year in getting her
divorce "-Crhe Smart Set
Recent legal actions growing out OF a fatal duel
Ian I.trfu bffv
show how duelling Is regarded By the French law
Eheot. the survivor. was charged with having by
blows and wounds caused death unntentionallv'
Judging from the wording OF the Indictment the
law does not take duellists seriously or IL would
not admit tho supposition that they do not enter
into the encounter with any deadly intention In
this case proof was forthcoming that the affair
had been carried out fairly according TO the recog
nized rules OF the duello and the prisoner was ac-
quilted. The family OF the deceased took no part
In the criminal prosecution but obtained in the
civil action. one franc damages and costs.
I've come to tell you. sir that the photographs
YOU took OF US the other day not at all sarfs-
factory. Why. my husband looks like an apa.''
Well. madam. you should have thought OF that
before you had him taken."-(The Woman's Jour
nal 49,