Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1904-08-03

A bachelor's ideal better bali is q
. woman with money.
n Won are looking for a man with
brains call on q butcher,
Summer girls believe In making hay
while the moon shines.
A fast Young man Is apt to be slow
about getting away from a bar.
Even the baby in the cradle finds
this is q pretty rocky sort OF a world
Every good intention is expected to
revolutionize things-but it doesn't.
Natures true fruit Cathsrtic. California
Prune Waters are pleasant As candy and
lust as harmless. 100 for 20 cents. Ask
your Druggist.
Sometimes Satab is such good com
pany. we don't know what road we
are travelling till We run square against
the birthstone factory.
Take the gold crowns out Of heaven
along with the milk and honey, and
folks would say it's too far on TO be
enticing.
II is surprising how quick California
Prune Waters act. They wake up the slug
gish liver No grippe, no pain. 100 for %
cents. Ask your Druggist.
Folks are all time crying out for
iustice, but If every man had justice
done him there would be many vacant
lots In the real estate OF this world.
From the fact that he has found
traces of filing on teeth among our
forbears of the stone and bronze ages,
Her Reiser, a German dentist, infers
that there were dentists in prehistoric
times.
They act on the contents Of the bowels,
CLEANSING them thoroughly with soothing eff
feet. California Prune Waters, 100 for p
cents. Ask your Druggist.
The Park. Row building in New
York is the tallest inhabited building
in the world. 1t covers 10 900 square
feet of ground and is thirty stories
high.
There are some folks in this country
that never know the time of dav until
the sun is In the middle of the road.
Natures own dissolvent. California
Prune Waters cure constipation and all bill
lions troubles. 100 for % cents. Ask
your Druggist.
The mule is q mighty good creature;
but when he has to carry a man and a
mortgage he don't last long.
If heaven we're to come down to
some folks they would be so scared
that they would run right into the
place where Satan lives.
"Throw Physic to the Dogs" CalifoI-
mia Prune Waters are natures own remedy
for constipation and bliousness, 100 for %
cents. Ask your Druggist.
The hereafter looks mighty bright to
some of us-but the worry Of it is, it
may get to blazingl
Many a man goes broke because of
the winning ways of women and gam
biers.
It is surprising how quick California
Prune Waters act. No grippe, no pain.
100 for 25 cents. Ask your druggists.
When a woman acquires a stunning
gown the bill is apt to shock her hus-
band.
Some OF US have so much trouble in
this world, the place where Satan lives
will seem quite familiar to US when We
get there.
A safe, agreeable and mild remedy for
constipation, biliousness and indigestions
California Prune Wafers. 100 for % cents.
Ask your Druggist.
The saying is-this world is as we
take it; but some OF as want to take
more at a time than we can carry on.
uYes," said the young drug clerk,
who had been trOtting IN double bar
ness for nearly two weeks, ave got
a boss wife," t'WeIl, you have my
sympathy" rejoined the man who had
come in to buy a bottle of hair restor
er; "pv got that kind of a wife, too"
California Prune Waters, natures cur,
for all howell troubles, Act promptly With
out pain OF inconvenience, 100 for % cents
Ask your Druggist.
ops mighty glad, said the old color
ed inhabitant, "dat de worl' only
turns roun' once in a day. Kaze oil
ever hit turned in de night time hi
would or kotched me at many q hen
RAGS"
Take one California Prune Wafer afte
each meal and you will never know dyspep
STA, or constipation. 100 for % cents
Ask your Druggists.
Florid Old Lady[taking train at sta.
tion)-Conductor, which is the mos
dangerous car on the trsinP Conduc.
tor-The last car lie supposed to be
madam. F. o. Then, why dom
they leave it of.
'tCan you gimme a bite, ma'amY'
said the ragged hobo. I'm hungry
enuh ter eat g boss" 81 regret Il
saw replied the kind lady, tthat ",
are Just out Of horses; bntIn call tn
dog"
Cured of Chronic DirrhOea After Ten
Years of Suffering.
IT wish to say a few words in praisI
Of Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera an