Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1904-04-23

nelp any one else Keep One.-EN.
'Is your wife a club woman Mize?'
marry the like o. thot, sOr. She uses
q datiron, sor."-Detroit Free Press.
"Say, pa, what's 'multum in par
voY" CHOSE three dumplings you
have just aten."-ChicagO Record
Herald.
Winkle-I have been over in En-
gland visiting the nobility. Van Ant
ler-What did you think of our Amer
lean girls ?-EX.
Worth the Sacrifice.-Staylate-
May 1 have a kiss before 1 go? Miss
Weary-If I give you one will you
really go?-Judge.
Henri-If 1 kissed you, would you
give it away to your father? Marie
OF course not! What would he want
with your kisses ?-Le Vie Parisienne.
Departing Boarder-Tm sorry we
couldn't get along, but hope you are
willing to let bygones be bygones.
Landlady-Does that include your
board bill, Mr.. Slopay?
The Smart Man: de really smaht
man." said Uncle Eben, lis de one dat
has sense enough to know dat he's IL
else. Washington Star.
Tom-Your uncle asked after your
health several times; displayed quite
a tender solicitude; in fact-- Dick
Yes, his solicitude is tender, but I'M
fortunately, not legal tender.-EX.
"Now this won't do. you know"
'IVhat won't?" This line: Her eyes
were like stars" "Why not?" why,
poets have been using that for ages.
Be up to date! Say Like radium. -
Detroit Free Press.
The Parson-Dis am mos positively
de mos streemly juiciest choking 1
eber put in nah mouth, Brer Jackson.
Brer Jackson-Yes, sab, pahson; dat
choking wuz raised an brung up on
watermillions, sah.-Leslie's Weekly.
Boy-My mother said there was a
pound of sand in the last box of
prunes you sent up. Grocer-Nel
you tell your mother that was the best
scrubbing sand. She is a good GUS
toner. and 1 threw that in.-Philadel-
phia Record.
Fond Parent Ito young Hopefully
Unless you keep your face and hands
clean, your teeth brushed, and look
neat, the children of nice people won't
have anything to do with yOu-they
won't play with you. Young Hopeful
I bet if 1 had a goat and a wagon
they would.-Judge.
: GLADYS" said Chumley to his man
nish sister, 1--WE done so much for
you, you should write me a testimo-
NAL" "a testimonials" Yes. You
snoor Rrotbor- OOca I XVn :
timid. delicate girl, but since using
your collars, shirts and ties have be
come a new woman"
Father-So you took dinner at vii
lie Stout's house today. 1 hope wher
it came to extra helpings you haJ
manners enough to say NO" Tommy
oh, yes, sir, l said mo" severa
times Father-You did, Ell? Tommy
Yes, sir; Mrs. Stout kept askin' me
If 1 had enough.-Philadelp Press
Aged Husband-You are going t.
ruin me with your eXtrava gance. YoJ
j. don't need that cape any more than
t cat needs two tails. How often hav,
1 told you never to buy anything be
2 cause it is cheap? Young Wife (witl
! an air of one who has got the bette
I of the argument)-But it was no
t, cheap; it cost $50.
Mother-Elsie, your sister tells mt
y you took a second helping of puddn:
y at Mrs. Browns to-day. Little Elsie
u So did, mamma. do you think tina
: was right, Elsie?" Yes. You know
Il you have often told me not to contra
dict any one, and Mrs. Brown said. :
know Elsie will have second helping
to pudding and 1 couldn't contradic
!, her, could ]? ?"
II Bridget and Pat were reading an al
=, ticle on "The Law of Compensation.
II "Just fancy exclaimed Bridget. "AC
II cordin' to this, whin a mon loses wa
\ of his sinses another gifts more dc
g veloped. For instance, a blond mo
# gifts more sinse av hearin' an toucl
n an" "Shure, an it's quit
O thrue." answered Pat. "Oi've notice
it meself Whin a mon has wan lie
shorter than the other, begorra tn
others longer
- A country vicar gave dance I
the farmers and tenants of his parish
Ii After supper he noticed a certai
/ farmers wife looking rather discor
q solate. On being Intercepted, she 7,