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Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1904-09-07
DAVIS SAYS YES.

There was gloom in the committee, and
with voices low and Sad
They diScour$ed upon the troubles and
she. zEorriment$ they had.
What's the news from West Virginia p
they would Sit around and Say,
Have they Sent the message telling
Uncle Henry Ga$Saway
That the peS$imiStic leaders have but
little to expect
If we haven't his assurance that the
fighting Shall be checksd?"
So they Sat about in Silence, thinking of
their chances Slim,
Guessing whether lie would tumble if a
brick house fell on him;
And the ones who were best posted told
in whispers Soft and low
What a $wathe they might be Sla$hing
if he only would let go.
And from time to time they Started when
whistle Jlithe and gay
Made them think there was a message
from good Henry Ga$$away.
Still the moments grew to hours and the
clock Seemed almost Stopped.
And in disappointment Shadow all the
hearts SO anxious dropped:
Till to cheer the waiting watchers one
who'd Seen the wondrouS place
Told them not to grow deSpondent-it
was not a hopeless case;
That while Henry Ga$$away was not so
Spry and Swift and young,
Still he knew his barrel wasn't any use
without a bung.
Then at last there came the answer to
the message they had Sent
And their happiness long $tified in an
instant was unpent,
And the pe$$imiStic persons turned to
optimistic thoughts
For the Short, decisive Sentence bright
ened all the gloomy Spots.
Just Short, contentious Sentence Served
the glad news to express
1t was $oulfully Set forth thus: Mister
Davis answers Yes"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1904-09-07
Hint for Democratic spelIbInder..

When Democratic spellbinders go be-
fore the people this year they should
conclude their speeches with the words
Of the Litany: I'VE have erred and stray
ed like lost sheep. We have followed
too much the devices of our own hearts.
We have done those things which wO
ought not to have done. and we have left
undone those things which we ought to
have done, and there is no health in US.
The Lord have mercy upon us, miserable
sinners" The only reason why the
party has not done more mischief is lack
Of opportuaity.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1904-09-07
HOW Republican PoIicies WORK

During the first three years Of the
second Cleveland administration our ex-
cess of exports over imports was $679,-
100000; during the first three years of
the Next ley administration the excess
Of exports over imports was 1881 ,0O0,-
600. showing a net gain of 1857, 100000
as the result of wise tariff law and the
pronounced position of the Republican
party on the money question.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1904-09-07

"what We really need I'm this country
f. TO treat the tariff as a business
proposition from the stand point of the
interests of the couutry as a whole,
aud not from the standpoint of the
temporary needs of any political
party. Q But neither our nation
nor any other can stand the ruinous
poIicy # readjusting fits business to
radical changes in the tariff at short
intervals" - From Roosevelt's speech st
LoSansport, Ind, September 2Srd. 1904
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1904-09-07
Rrxan a, Patty Dictator.

The tariff plank in the Democratic
platform, as reported by the committee,
declared in favor of "a wise. conserva-
tive and businesslike revision" Of the
tariff. At William ]. Bryan's dictatiou
ali the qualifying words were stricken
out, and the plank was adopted in that
form. He did not want the revision to
be wise, conservative and businesslike."
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1904-09-07
CHOICE OF YOUNG MEN.
President Roosevelt Represents Ccur-
age, ManIiuess ana Independence.

To the younger citizens of the United
States, those who will cast their first
vote for President at the coming election,
it would appear that Roosevelt should
appeal almost entirely. He represents
courage. and strength, and independence.
and all the tendencies Of those who are
ready to dare and do and work for the
bettsrment OF everything American. He
is no trimming. vascillating conservative
with any degree Of respectable craft In
his composition affecting his course, be-
cause Of the opinions and desires Of 9TH
ers. He Is not the selected representa-
tive Of q group. but is the American
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1904-09-07

The Republican party was not obliged
to dodge the money question in IT'S plat
form, and its candidate did not have to
insert an extemporized plank Of his own.
Having convictions and being harmonious
on this as upon all vital issues. the party
and its candidate came before the coun-
try with a solid front.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1904-09-07

II st. Clair McKelway, Of the Brook
lyn Eagles visit to Esopus. results in
his enga cement to edit Judge Parker's
speeches it will add to the after-dinner
gayety Of the campaign. il not to tho
eIucidation Of its issues.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1904-09-07
AItsu B.'s Philosophy.

Who was it said, "There are things
about which it is possible to have no
opinion and to keep an untroubled
mindI'
ALTON B. -
"Not on your life! 1t was that old
and wary philosopher, Marcus Aurelius.
who never sent dispatch TO ST. Louis
or posed for the Presidency I'm bath
ing suit under David 3. Hills umbrella
Alton BIS philosophy runs Keep your
mouth shut and you need not have an
opinion about anything" That is how
the owl which is 1.-The stupidest Of birds"
got its reputation for wisdom.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1904-09-07

Senator Elkins has recently reported
that his father-in-law's State, West Vir-
ginia. is as safe for the Republican
ticket as Pennsylvania. Henry CASA
way should warn his sOn-in-law that 1t
is bad form to tell family secrets. Judge
Parker's son-in-law is more discreet
or perhaps, the clam policy that prevails
at Rosemount as to public affairs is as
uncOmmunicatiVe as ever when the shut
ers are closed and the bolts shot.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1904-09-07

ain the ballot box our liberties are
com pounded. See to IL that IL gives
true expression TO the public will.
Preserve IL from poIIutfonJ protect
and defend IL as you would the Ark OF
the Covenant, for SC has been pur-
chased by the priceless blood IF
countless heroes upon the battle fields
Of the repubIIc."-Hon. c. W. Fairbanks,
II Baldwin, Kaa. Jane 2, 1901.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1904-09-07
Overheard at Elkins:

"Grandpa what is EsopusT
"Esopus, my child. is Greek for hole
In the ground into which candidate can
retire and pull his opinions on all sub
jscts after him"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1904-09-07

wage-earners continue to prosper, not
withdrawing the advance In cost Of liv-
ing. Carroll y. Wright, Commissioner
of Labor, in a recent report, shows that
the increase Of wages since 1896 has
been 16 per cent, while the expenses OF
living have not increased in excess of Is
nor cent
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-06-08
NOT THE ONLY ONE.
There are hundreds OF Point Pleasant
people similarly situated.

lHere are nunure0S OF HOlnL PleaSanl
people similarly situated.
Can there be any stronger proof of.
fered than the evidence of Point
Pleasant residents2 After you have
read the following, quietly answer the
question.
w ID Holmes, steamboat captain,
residing at $40 Wand ST., says; 81
cannot say too much in favor OF
Doan's Kidney Pills Through expo
sure in my occupation as an Ohio
River steamboat captain contracted
a severe form of Kidney trouble and
for years / doctored but unsuecess-
fully. The pains across the small of
my back and through my kidneys
were almost unbearable. The kidney
secretions were much discolored.
scalding and irregular. Seeing the
good results others obtained from the
use of Doan's Kidney Pills, ] called
at G.. w. M. ooffs drug store and
procured a box. They worked like a
charm with me. gained relief after
but a few doses and when 1 had fin
ished the second box 1 felt myself a
new man. Doan's Kidney Pills Ito
me proved useful friend"
For sale by all dealers, price 80 cts.
Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo, n. Y,
sole agents for the u. s.
Remember the name DOANS and
take no other.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-06-08

In the last twenty years. ac-
cording to the figures of the labor
bureau at Washington there have
been more than $4,000 strikes in
voiving a loss to employees and
employers of over 500. O00. 600.
The loss to the worklnen them
selves has been more than twice
that of their employers.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-06-08

Having had 80 years experience
in the manufacturing of funeral
goods and carry 500 osskets in
stock, | have dropped out all the
Did factory styles. L have all new
designs, aud am selling all the old
factory styles at net wholesale
prices, if you want that kind.
l am the only manufacturer il
the State that does not wholesalr
goods to undertakers-I sell di-
rect to the people. giving them the
advantage of the extra the jobber
has to pay.
You don't have to hire middle
man to walsh the shop. I can save
you all the middle man gets, and
give you finer goods for your money
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-06-08
OWNERS OF
Imported belgium Stallion,
syiton de Hteringen, No. 2544S
Imported Spanish Jack,
Tranviar, No. 30.

Sutton de Hieringen is a bright
sorrel colt, foaled in 1901, has short
back, is wide and deep in shoulder
and stifie, high headed, fine arched
neck, very fine head, clean flat wide
bone, good smooth joints, long in
hip. is closely ribbed up. ribs well
sprung. He will make wide, stocky,
low built horse, weighing 600 lbs
when Inatured.
Tranviar is black Jack foaled In
in 1900. He is a splendid actor, high
headed and stylish with wide fiinty
bone, large round foot. well sprung
rib. straight back, wide in chest and
stifie and an extra good one.
This Stallion and Jack will make
the season of 1904 at the Poplar
Grove Farm, Gallipolis Ferry, Mason
county, West Virginia. Terms SIS
for the Stallion and $l2.50 for the
Jack. money due when mare is known
to be in foal. Mares from distance
Jared for at reasonable rates, but will
not be responsible for accidents or
escapes
For further information inquire at
farm or address
ID. CALDWELL, Mgr,
p. .. GaIIipolis, Ohio.
oS-S-eA
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-06-08
Baltimore ~ Ohio Sunday Elk.
cursion Rates.

The B & o r r Go will sell
Sunday excursion tickets to Par
kersburg and Kenova at rate of
81 so for the round trip. To Ra-
yenswocd and Huntington inclu-
sive and intermediate points, at
rate of one fare plus 10 cents for
the round trip; minimum rate so
cents Tickets sold at above rates
good returning same day only.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-06-08
Saved From Terrible Death.

The family of Mrs NJ. L. Bobbit.
of Bargerton, Tenn. saw her dying
and were powerIess to save her.
The most skilfull physicians and
every remedy used, failed. while
consumption was slowly but surely
taking her life In this terrible
hour DIR. Kings New Discovery
for Consumption turned despair
into Joy. The first bottle brought
immediate relief and it's continued
use completely cured her. It's the
most certain cure in the world for
all throat and lung troubles. Guar
anteed bottle free at Hooff's drug
store.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-06-08
A SfarfIinp .I,esf.

To save life, DIR. L. g. Merritt, of
No: Mehoopany, Pa made starting
test resulting in a wonderful cure.
He writes, "a patient was attacked
with violent hemorrhages. caused by
liberation of stomach. had
often found Electric Bitters excellent
for acute stomach and liver troubles
gained from the first, and has not
had an attack in IA months. Elec-
trio Bitters are positively guaranteed
for Dyspepsia, Indigestion, Constipa
ton and Kidney troubles Try
them. Only SOC at g. W. NJ. Hood's.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-06-08
Space Worth Money.

The publisher of a newspaper
has one thing to sell, and one
thing to rent. He has the news.
paper to sell, and the space in his
columns to rent. Can anyone in
form us why he should be expect
ed to give away either the one OF
the otherf He can, if he so chooses
and he does as matter of fact
furnish a great deal of space free.
But it does not follow that he
ought to be expected to do so.
1t ought to be recognized as a
contribution, exactly as would he
the giving away of sugar or coffee
by grocer. But. strsnge to say,
it is not looked upon in that light
at all; and yet everybody knows
that the existence of newspaper
depends upon the rent of it's space
and the sale of the papsr. just the
same as a merchant's success de-
pends on selling his goods instead
of giving them away.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-06-08
An Open Letter

From the Chaplin, s., News: Early
taken with diarrhoea and so severe
were the pains that we called physi
clan who prescribed for us, but his
medicines failed to Civ my relief. A
friend who had bottle of Chamber
lein's Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoes
Remedy on hand gave each of us q
dose and we at once felt the effects
procured a bottle and before using
the entire contents we were entirely
cured. 1t is a wonderful remedy anC
should be found in every household
n. c. Bailey, Editor. This remedy i.
for sale by. Hooff.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-06-08
A Remarkable Case.

One of the most remarkable cases OF
a cold, deep-seated on the lungs, causing
pneumonia, is that OF Mrs, Gertrude E.
Fenner, Marion, Ind. who was entirely
cured by the use of One Minute Dough
Cure. She says: 1.-The coughing and
straining SO weakened me tnat / ran
down in weight from 14S to 90 pounds.
l tried a number of remedies to nc
avail until / used One Minute cough
cure. Four bottles of this wonderful
remedy cured me entirely of the cough
strengthened my lungs and restored me
to my normal weight, health and
strength" Sold by Hooff.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-06-08
1t is difficult for the laxative
man to find willing listeners.
Cured His Mother of Rheuma-
tiSm.

My mother has been sufferer for
many years with rheumatism saws
w. fl. howard, of husband Pa. TAT
times she was unable to move at all,
while at all times walking was pain
full. presented her with a bottle of
Chamberlain's Pain Balm and after a
few applications she decided it was
the most wonderful pain reliever she
had ever tried, in fact, she is never
without it now and is at all times able
to walk. An occasional application
of Pain Balm keeps away the pain
that she was formerly troubled with"
For sale by Hooff.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-06-08
ANNOUNCEMENTS OF
Reduced Fares Authorized via
B. & o. Railroad,
Summer Season-19O4.


ATLANTIC CITY AND SEASHoRE:
Special low rate excursions from all points
east OF the Ohio River on June 30th. July
lith and 2sth, Aug llth and 18th, and Sept
ATLANTIC CITY, N. j..
and american Medical Association June
4thI-l0 Very low rates. Tickets on sale
une to 18th. inclusive.
ATLANTIC CITY, NJ.
Imperial Council, Ancient Order of Mystic
shrine. July l5.i5 Very low rates. Tickets
ON sale JnIy ilth and 18th, goodireturning
BOSTON, MASS.
National Encampment, q, a. r., August
on sale Aug 18th to 18th, good returning
cf HUI AASs9K III i g.
Grand Lodge. B. p. o. EIlSs, July 1923 One
fare plus 81 90 for the round trip. Tickets
on sale July Is, l6, IL, good returnin until
DETROIT, MICH.
Baptist Young Peoples Union OF America
fare plus 500 for the round trip. TieISet s
on sale July 9TH TO 9TH, good returning un-
July 18th, inclusive
INDIANAPOLIS, IND.
National Prohibition Convention, June
$3.50 One In fare 6 for the round trip. Tickets
until July 10th, inclusive.
LOUISVILLE. KY.
ment, Aug 1919 One fare plus 81 90 FOR tine
round trip. Tickets on sale Aug -, Is. Is,
10, good returning until Aug 81, inclusive.
SAN FRANCISCO. CAL
TrienniaI Conclave, Knight TempIar Sept.
so. One fare for the round trip to Chicago
or st Louis added to fares rendered there
of sale to be announced later.
SAN FRANCISCO, CAL.
Sovereign Grand Lodge, I. o. o.. l.. Sent
1926. One fare for the round trip to Chica-
go or st Louis added To fares rendered
therfrom (Chicago 5000; ST Louis $47. 5Ol
Dates of sale TO be announ ed later.
TORONTO. ONT.
Friends General Conference, A. 1919
One fare DluS 81 the round frrfa atS
on sale Aug 9th 20 18th, good RETURNING un-
til Aug 3Ist, inclusive.
For additional Information concerning
rates, routes, time OF trains, etc., call on or
address ticket agents b. & o, r..
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-06-08

The cembalo. quaint instru-
ment 200 years old upon which
Sossini took music lessons when
he was ten years old will be ex-
hibited at the st. Louis. 1t fair
is the property of the Malorbi
family of Lugo Italy.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-06-08
SeIbe' s Saloon.

We are again engaged in bust
ness in Point Pleasant, and solicit
your patronage We carry full
line of the bes, of wines and
liquors, cigars and tobacco.
Special attention given to mail
orders. We soIicit your jug bust
ness.
April z-sm
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-06-08
A Goad Name.

From personal experience testify
that DeWitt's Little Early Risers are
unequalled as liver pill. They are
rightly named because they give
strength and energy and do their
work wish ease.-W L Easton, Boern,
Tex. Thousands of people are using
these tiny little pills in preference to
all others. because they are so pleas
ant and effectual. Thev cure bilious
ness. torpid liver, jaundice, sick head
ache, constipation, etc. They do not
purge and weaken, but cleanse and
strengthen. For sale by Hooff.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-06-08

Students from the Worcester
Polytechnio institute will have
charge this summer of model
foundry to be opened in connec-
ton with the St. Louis fair.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-06-08
I WILL PAY

ali ferriages, furnish horse feed,
give your dinner and deliver ali
goods to any station free of charge.
Drive your teams over. 1 will pa,
the fare by rail or street car, give
you better attention and save you
money.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-06-08
Few men would care to be done
by as they try to do others.
Quick Arrest

]. A. Gulledge of Nerbena. Ala !,
was twice in the hospital from a
severe case of piles causing "a
tumors. After doctors and all RENE
dies failed, Bucklen's Arnica Salve
quickly arrested further inflamma
ton and cured him. 1t conquers
aches and kills pain. 25c. at G.. w.
u. Hooff Druggist.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-06-08
Domestfc Troubles.

1t is exceptional to find family
where there are no domestic Iup-
lures occasionally. but these can
be lessened by having DIR Kings
New Life Pills around. Much
trouble they save by their great
work in the stomach and liver
troubles. They not only relieve
you, but cure. ESQ, at Hooff's drug
store.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-06-08

L have in stock full line Of
Metallic Caskets and Zinc and Cop.
per lined. A full line of Metallic
Grave Vaults. / make full line of
Couch Baskets in all styles. My
children Ceskets are much finer
than any others aud all new de.
signs, and cannot be bought outside
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-06-08

a German scientist has succeed
ed by treating cleansed vegetables
ibers of peat moss with the waste
molasses of beet sugar mannfac-
ture in producing a compound
that serves aoceptably as food for
domestic animals.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-06-08

The Redemptorist moks, one of
the few remaining religious con
gregations of France were expelled
from their monastery in Paris
May 10.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-06-08
BY a Lover.
used for Pnenmonin.

DIR @ ] Bishop of Agnew, Mich,
says, II have used Foley's Honey and
Tar in three very severe cases of
pneumonia with good results in every
case" Refuse substitutes. at Van
elders.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-06-08
manic Young Again

'One of DIR. Kings New Life Pills
each night for two weeks has put me
in my teens AGAIN. writes d. H. Tur-
ner of Dempseytown. Pa. They're
the best in the world for Liver. Sto-
mach and Bowels. Purely vegeta-
BILE. Never grippe. Only 25c. at g..
w. NJ. Hooff's, Drug Store.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-06-08

No trouble after this by ice and
high water, as I will have stock
of goods at New Haven and Mason
City, and keep hesrse and hacks
at Mason City.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-06-08

These are the times when the
sweet girl graduate begins to be
troubled with insomani with thint-
ing over the composition of her
graduating dress
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-06-08

DIR. Frank 1 Shaw a young dent
list of Seattle, has received the cff.p
of the appointment as dentist TO
King Charles of Roumania.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-06-08
Red viii $1,000 to Insure.
Langley, 3O3o8.
Black Horse, r6a Weight 600.
Langley $1,000 to Insure.

n ANGLEY is a grand big fellow,
grandly bred, and he will sire
- trotters as well as another class
of horses, that never fail to sell at
paying prices Coachers and large
carriage horses, with sty le and action.
Langley was sired by Allerton, 2.094
AIerton is the champion trotting sire.
having 100 2:30 performers to his cred
id at 16 years of age. Langley's dam
is by Alcantara 2:23, the sire of more
than 160 2:30 performers.
For particulars write to
r. p. LITER.
Point Pleasant, w va
Trotters, PAGERS and saddle horses
trained, bought and sold Red VIII
and Langley colts have their speed
with them at all times; visitors TO the
farm can see for themselves at any
time. feb ~ o.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-06-08

First Lieut.. r. I. Sniper, Four
teenth calvary q. s. A, is tie
youngest officer in the army hav-
ing been born in 1882
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-06-08

Doctor-I see what the matter
is. It's dyspepsia. All you have
to do is to laugh heartily before
and after each meal.
Mrs. BIinks-Impossible. /
get the meals myself and wash the
dishes.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-06-08

John D. Strassburg began work
in the Louisville postoffice in 1S43.
and is the oldest postal employ in
the United States. He never has
been pr 1moted.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-06-08
Horse shoeing
And General smithing

Attention horsemen. eyes right;
We have shoes heavy, medium and
light.
Call and see us when you are in town
We are shoeing horses of fame and
renoun.
at the Little Brfch; Shop
~ L.. MOhI4RTY.
mareo4
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-06-08

De man dat puts in the mos
time Iookin' fob trouble, said
Uncle Eben, is ginerally de one
dat has de less' idea of what to do
about it when he fms it.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-06-08

The organ of one of the
churches in Belfast having refused
to work, investigation has revealed
the presence of large eel in the
exaust pipe. 1t was of course,
Head and there is no explanation
as 10 how it got there.