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The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1904-11-09

For the man who Is for peace and
prohibition, the only consolation he
can get at this time is to know that a
bottle of champagne is being smashed
every time one Of these new warships
is christened.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1904-11-09
Fun Alive.

Fun Alive Is a game played by any
number OF persons with eight large
cards. called game cards." and forty
smaller forfeit cards" The game
cards are all blank except one. called
the catch card" on which the words
Fun Alive" are printed In large let
tiers. On each OF the forfeit cards a
forfeit Is printed. The forfeit cards
are spread, face downward, In the
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1904-11-09

An Arizona bachelor wants TO know
II he viii violate the law by railing
himself OF at 81 a chance for $500
chances to get a husband Certainly
not. II has always been held that
marriage Is a lottery.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1904-11-09
MANNED" by Women.

A Finsbury (EngJ sanitary Inspect.
or reports to the borough council that
he has come across a canal boat
manned" entirely by women. the crew
consisting of a lady captain" and
irrao othor- NJ tho gentle sex
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1904-11-09

to allow the bamboo pieces to hang
over the top OF the bow SO they viii
not interfere with the arrows flight
AS the arrow is discharged the BAN
boo pieces tail out behind II and the
velocity Of the arrow causes the air
to rush into their open heads and
out again through the small holes
which gives very nearly the same eff
feet as a whistle. The stronger the
bow the more whistles will the arrow
be able to sustain in its flight-with.
OIL course, a proportionatsly greater
amount OF noise
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1904-11-09

Stick close TO your desk, young man.
and some day you may be the presI.
dent OF railway company with q
chance TO resign and draw a salary OF
SIS 900 for several years after your
resignation.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1904-11-09

Sir william Vernon Harcourt,
though one of the most brilliant men
in England was among his personal
scquslntances one CT the least popu-
lar. II Is well to shine, but more i'm.
portant to glow.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1904-11-09

Those scientists who assert that
dental work may be made painless II
the patient will only look steadily at
a blue light have a lot OF things to
explain. To a man with the toothache
all things look blue. and yet he keeps
the toothache.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1904-11-09

A college student while absorbed in
plate.glass window. He promptly
paid SIS for the pane. The letter
must have contained a remittance.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1904-11-09

A judge in Connecticut cent a man
who had robbed bank CT $4,000 to
prison for Ave years, and gave an
eight years term TO another man
VINO had stolen horse, 1t is probable
that such a Judge would hang a man
for stealing a chicken.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1904-11-09

So the young ladies OF Bryn Mawr
are not to be permitted to firt! Per.
haps, though they will not be forbid
den to breathe, and we shall have
them stu with us.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1904-11-09
VOICE HAD WONDERFUL RAnoe.
italian Singer Of Long Ago Has Re.
malned unrlvaIed.

When Leopold Mozart and his ia.
nous son, Wofgang, made their first
1oyage to Italy, in 1SG9-l77l, they
made the acquaintance Of the famous
singer, Signora Agujari, at Parma.
This woman possessed a most pho
ncmenal voice, in fact, no singer be-
fore or since her time could approach
her. She invited the two Mozarts to
dinner and consented to sing for them.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1904-11-09
Proof Of Fine Workmanship.

Mrs. Mary l.. Hull Of East Fairfield,
VT. has in her possession a spread for
a linen stand and a towel spun and
woven by her grandmother and great
grandmother.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1904-11-09

Our great soldiers are the most ear.
has told the peace congress that war
is terrible. Only those lest at scars
who never felt wound"
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1904-11-09

When rich mems sons spend their
money foollshly 1t gives poor men the
opportunity to accumulate great for
tunes to leave to their sons to spend
foolishly.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1904-11-09

Yvette Guilbert wants to make an.
other tour in the United States. All
that lie lacking to make the wish unan.
imous is the concurrence Of the United
States.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1904-11-09

AIRY little canter," you must then think
or the wedding ring and the hosey-
moon eXpenses-don't on any account
worry about the fees at the church.
You can always promise to settle with
the best man afterwards, and when
once married you will be all right.
Dash It, no decent father-in.law would
sec his daughter starve.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1904-11-09

Mr.. Rockefeller is a conspicuous eH
ample of what a man can achieve by
close attention to business after he
has passed the age of 35.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1904-11-09

The st. Louis inventor who thought
he had mastered the problem of aerial
navigation is now in the hospital with
a broken leg.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1904-11-09

with twenty-five men dead In
week from drinking New York whis
ky, the Gothamites will no longer slur
Jersey lightning"
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1904-11-09

Firewater. It has been grievously
demonstrated, is the most dangerous
'kisd or speed.paEing power for au
toossilhsts to employ.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1904-11-09

New York and Boston have ths
champion baseball teams. Profession.
al baseball is now played mostly by
old people,
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1904-11-09

Richard Mansfield takes his pen IN
hand to say that mo one is writing
and few are acting" A saving dis
dnction.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1904-11-09

Bad whisky killed fifteen personi
n New York. There are no statistics
10 show how many good whisky
killed.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1904-11-09

Also. the theory that long engage
ments prevent divorce might be up
held on the wellknown fact that they
frequently prevent marriage.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1904-11-09

Perhaps the members OF that Amish
colony who insist that the earth lie
Tat had been to see a minstrel show.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1904-11-09

made by various explorers. There
is a theory that the land about the
pole may be fertile and inhabited; but
this is more likely to be dream than
the actual truth. However, the truth
may soon be known.-New York Her.
aid.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1904-11-09

A skull would make a good figure
head for the modern railroad locomo
tive.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1904-11-09

The moving machine knocked out
the farmers scythe and the racing
machine Is after Deaths.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1904-11-09

The lobster is said to be disappear
ing from American waters. That ae
counts for some things.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1904-11-09

santo Domingo cannot expect to ut
tract public attention at this time
with a little 2x4 revolution.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1904-11-09

BY all means, let the scientists "iso
hate" the pneumonia germ. II possi
bic, give II life sentence.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1904-11-09

This pindertoy. the gay drum major,
can be readily made by cutting out
and fastening together the various
parts. Scissors and pia oaly are
needed.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1904-11-09
CAN NOT LIVE IN CAPTIVITY.

Gorilas Pine and Die When Placed
Behind Bars.
Chloe Is gone, and Verus is dead.
The geological gardens Is bereft of Co
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-09-25
PERSONAL MENTION.

C. H. Turner of South Bend is ir
the city,
Charles R. Johnson of Chinook is in
the city.
Mr.. and Mrs. P. H. Balm of Elma
Wash, are in the city.
Rev. l.. ]. Trumbull and Mrs. Trum-
bull have returned from a weeks out
ing at Seaside.
G. w. Wood leaves this evening for
Chicago, where he will resume his
medical studies.
Mrs. r. Breslauer and daughter, who
have been visiting Mrs, Cohen, left
for their California home on the Elder
yesterday,
p. ]. MCGOWAN, the veteran cannery-
man, was in the city yesterday. Mr'
MCGOWAN is well past 80, but is enjoy
ing excellent health and is still quite
active.
Senator Fulton has returned home
after an absence of several days. While
away he took trip through the Will
lamette valley and at Jacksonville ad-
dressed reunion of soldiers.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-09-25

d. r. Blount and his force Of men
have suspended work on the road I'm
provement across the hill. The read
has been improved from the approach
10 the Youngs bay bridge to the old
baseball grounds. a distance OF about
a mile. Fol, about 300 yards crushed
rock has been laid. Suspension OF OPP
erations was due to a shortage OF
funds. as the road was being built out
of the special fund. II is expected the
county will take up this improvement
In the spring and complete the road to
n connection with the Taylor avenue
improvement. The road as far as built
Is first class in every respect.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-09-25

Captain Goodale yesterday opened
bids for the construction of frame
pump house DIT Fort Stevens. as well
as for removing and resetting the old
boiler and machinery. furnishing and
setting two new boilers and smoke
stack and making connections with the
wells; changing the distribution of the
water system and setting and connect
Ing four generating sets for the electric
light service at the post. The follow
ing bids weer received Loren Seward,
Portland s14.5s5; ]. A. Fastabend
$17.sss.2O; C. G. Palmberg and Charles
T. Smith. excepting electric lighting
plant, $4,000: Ferguson & Houston
$1S,7s5. The bids have been forwarded
to Washington, with the recommends
tion that the contract be awarded to
Seward.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-09-25

salmon and the indications are that the
output OF the hatchery will be quite
as large as that Of last year. Speak
Ing Of artificial propagation and the
fishing laws yesterday, . prominent sal
mon packer said that one great change
was needed In the law. 1T In my
opinion that the Legislature should pro-
vide that fishing operations be COM
menced April IS or May and continue
until August Is or 20. and that there
should be no fishing after the closing
date until the opening date. This
thing OF closing the season August Is
and opening II again September 10 Is
all rot and nonsense. II simply means
that packers move their gear farther
up the river as the fish ascend the
stream. Until there Is an amendment
Of this sort we may never expect to re-
plenish the supply Of salmon as It
should be replenished.'
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-09-25

County Clerk Clinton yesterday per-
mitted voters who had registered In
the spring to amend their registry by
adding their political faith to the books.
County Clerk Fields Of Multnomah
county refused to allow voters to thus
amend their registry. Mr.. Clinton stat
ed that he was following the advice Of
Circuit Judge Mcbride, who had as
sured him of the regularity Of the pro-
ceeding. MY aim Is to make It as
easy as possible for voters to prepare
themselves for any contingency that
may arise. II enough voters register
TO justify nominations under the new
law, our books will. II voters SO de-
sire. show their political faith. ANY
man who registered In the spring may
cause his registry to be amended" said
Mr.. Clinton.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-09-25

United States Senator Fulton de-
clared last evening, in conversation
with representative Of The Astorian.
that the direct primary law was un-
constitutional. Senator Fulton Is quite
well satisfied on this point, and con-
ours In the view OF The Astorian that
the. provision requiring voters to an
nounce their political faith renders the
new law null. Mr.. Fulton said: There
Is not the slightest doubt in my mind
OF the unconstitutionaiity Of the direct
primary law, which regard as a most
unfortunate measure. The censtitu-
tion OF the United States stipulates
the qualifications of voter. The legis-
lature of this or any other state can
not constitutionally add to nor take
from that constitutional provision. The
direct primary law imposes an addi-
tional condition. and therefore is un-
constitutional. / can beat II in the
supreme court. 1t will be remembered
that the first registration law was de-
clared unconstitutional because it left
no provision for registry on the day OF
election, and now even greater OBJ
stacle is placed in the way Of the voter.
In other respects also the new law may
be unconstitutional, but on the one
proposition here stated the supreme
court will declare 1t at variance with
the constitution" Mr.. Fulton has care
fully studied the measure, and, as he
is an attorney OF ability, his opinion
will prove of interest at this time.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-09-25

II In learned from San Francisco that
the steam schooner owners who have
been sending their craft here for grain
and recently demanded that the rate OF
freight south be increased from 81 10
1926 ton are determined TO lay their
vessels up rather than again accept
the lower figure. This will not of course
affect the regular steamers-the Aure-
liza. for instance-but applies only to
the tramp craft.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-09-25

Fish Warden Van Dusen has returned
from Ontario, where spawning opera
tions will be commenced In two weeks.
Last year $4,000 salmon were handled
there and 25,5OO,OOO eggs were taken.
This year the racks are crowded with
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-09-25

william Christensen, brother OF
Chris Christensen OF East Astoria, who
came from Tacoma last spring and en-
gagged In fishing during the season. has
gone 10 Knappa, where he purchased q
40-aere tract from w II. Radcliffe
The price paid for the land was $4,000
Fifteen acres are under cultivation and
there are 90 or more fruit trees on the
place. The buy is considered an ex-
cellent one
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-09-25

The records show that 20 illiterate
persons registered In Astoria for the
last county and state election. out OF
a total registration Of approximately
1900. The percentage Of illlteracy was
lie. Precince No. with one illiterate
out Of s7s voters, made the best show
Ing in this respect, although but one
liitcrate voter registered In No. ..
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-09-25
HOTEL ARRIVALS.

Loren Sepward, Portland,
c. e. Connolly, Portland.
F. H. Miller, Cathlamet.
George Blrcher, city.
]. ]. Ross.
H. Anderson, Brookfeld.
Thomas Nelson, oysterville, Wash.
Charles Holt, U. S. S. Perry"
W. H. Pope, Portland.
owen Jones, Portland.
e. C. Emerson, Portland.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-09-25

Edward Hardy on the night on which
Linton lost his pin. The two brothers
VIII be arraigned before Judge Me-
Bride tomorrow morning No session
of the circuit court was held yesterday,
Judge Mcbride having gone TO Ore
gon City to hold one-day term Of
court there.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-09-25

I. Jesse N. and J. Saylor have been In
dicted by the grand jury for robbery,
These men are accused OF having sto-
len a diamond pin from DIR. Linton OF
Cathlamet. Jay saylor had also been
indicted on another robbery charge. He
In said TO have picked the pockets OF
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-09-25

liant future. She possesses a most
pleasing voice. d decidedly pretty face
and attractive stage appearance. and
during her stay In Astoria has been
a favorite with theatergoers.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-09-25

The regular meeting OF the Chamber
of Commerce will be held tomorrow
might. II Ia requested tbs: there be n
full attendance OF members. as matters
OF Importance are pendins.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-09-25

ID. T. Gerdes yesterday received a
letter from his son, Frank. who Ia liv-
Ing at Juneau. Alaska. The writer
states that the first snow fell there
September Is.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-09-25

Miss winifred Lamar closes her en-
gagement at the Star this evening. Miss
Lamar Ia new on the vaudeville stage,
but she gives every indication OF bril-
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-09-25

Colonial oysters. the choicest she'll
fish product OF the waters OF the Pa
clic coast. are kept exclusively ut the
Imperial oyster House. where they are
served In any style. The Colonial iscof
Blue Point size and of delicious fiavor
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-09-25

At A. F. C. park this afternoon the
Oregon football season will be opened
by the Commercial Club and Fort
Stevens teams. Because the game will
give fans line OF the strength OF the
club eleven much interest Is being
taken In II, especially as the Multnoman
contest IL but two weeks or Game
will be called at o'clock. Bay will
officiate at center, Gammal at right
guard. Sutton at right tackle and Regan
and Painter at right end. Johnson will
play left guard. Blair left tackle and
Jones left end. Stockton will be at the
quarterback's position. In the back
field Roxy Graham will play right half,
Tallant left half and Flanagan full
back. This is by long odds the strong
est combination ever framed up for
Commercial. Barker will be In the
game after today and will get into
shape for the big contests. Painter was
In the back field for while, but didn't
fancy the berth and was showed up
into the position which he has so cap
ably handled In the past. Halderman
will not get out, as he leaves for wash
ington In a short time. He mas played
quarter. half and tackle with the local
team. and 1t was hoped he would find
It convenient to line up with the men,
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-09-25

That the Astoria Grocery made q
good move when Il located on CONNER
clai street at No. 52s is apparent from
the hundreds who every day stop TO
purchase the fine fresh fruits and
choice vegetables there displayed.
Phone 6si.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-09-25

For sale--Ten acres four miles from
city. Five-room house, orchard and
well. Price $500. easy terms. Apply
at Astorian Office.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-09-25

Wanted Situation as bookkceper or
cashier, by young lady OF experience.
Address A. care Astorian.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-09-25

NeglIgee garments and children's
sewing, Leave orders al the Plano
House. t2t Commercial street.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-09-25

A marriage license was issued yes
terday TO Charlie Jonn johnson and
Elizabeth Tuomikoski. both of this
county. r.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-09-25

The usual weekly card party will be
given Monday evening at &C. Marys
hall by the members OF the guild.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-09-25

. For sale-House and IN lots at Al
derbrook addition. Inquire ?3st Alder
brook. And. Poutala,
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-09-25

Frank Mnrini, n native OF Austria
yesterday declared his intention Of boz
coming n citizen. $50
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-09-25

4 Don't fail 10 see today's football
game. the first of the Oregon season.
|iamc called at 0 o'clock sharp.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-09-25
LOCaI BrevItIeS.

Football.
At . today.
At A. +. G. park.
Commercial W.. Fort Stevens.
The daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1904-1905, 1904-03-23
Lord has given them leave
To rest from their labors.

=
! To rest from their labors.
Nor the cold. nor the heat, nor the
sense of defeat
Shall trouble them again through the
long, long day;
All the sin and the sorrow, and the
care have passed away,
Now they rest from their labors.
70! happy, happy band in the dear
Fatherland,
I am fam to come and join you in
the presence of the King,
To sleep beside the river, and to
hear the angels sing,
And to rest from my labors.
But my time is fixed above, and do
, the work / love.
And I find a new charm In it as the
night draws near;
So [ wait and do my best till that
morning shall appear
When l rest from my labors.
And there is heaven below, for
Christ lets me know
That he dwells with his servants, and
gives them strength;
It is sweet to work and wait, till he
grant me leave at length
To rest from my labors.
The daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1904-1905, 1904-03-23
OBITUARY.

Mrs. Jane Lewellen Alderman de-
parted this life March 2, 1904, aged
/ II years, / month and % days. She
was born in Preble county, Ohio,
January 9TH, 1927, and was united in
marriage to Daniel Alderman, Dec.
"a, 1854, who preceded her to the
better world, eleven years ago. She
united with the church of the United
Brethren In Christ, nearly forty years
ago. She was Of family of thirteen
children, two sisters and four broth
ers survive her. She leaves one
daughter, Mrs. Samuel Myers, and
one son, James A., three granddaugh-
tiers, one greatgrandchild, Mildred
Coppock, of Richmond. The funeral
services were held at the home of
Samuel Myers on the Middleboro
Pike, Friday at 10 O'Clock, Rev.
| Chamness officiating. Several selec-
lions were sung by ladies of the
Fifth Street M. E. choir. The floral
emblems were beautiful. A large con
course of friends and relatives fol-
| lowed her remains to Earlham ceme-
terry where she was laid to rest by the
side of her husband The writer has
had many years acquaintance with
Mrs Alderman, and can testify to
her sterling qualities; always Of a
bright, cheerful disposition, generous
in both deeds and words and never
more so than in her last illness which
was of several weeks duration, and
made all preparation for the final
change she felt must come ere long,
as cheerfully as if she were preparing
for some pleasant journey, for such
as these, the minister's words were
doubly true. ooh, Grave, where is thy
Victory, oh death, where is thy sting?''
Only those who are left behind feel
the parting grief, and to those I will
say, No parting words will ere be
spoken in yonder home so fair, but,
songs of JOY and peace and gladness
we III sing for ever there. 1.-THE follow
ing lines were dedicated to the family
by very dear friend.
The daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1904-1905, 1904-03-23
SWEET PEAS IN BULK.
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ala HADLEY BROS.

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