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The Beaumont enterprise. [volume] (Beaumont, Tex.) 1904-current, 1904-09-09
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The Beaumont enterprise. [volume] (Beaumont, Tex.) 1904-current, 1904-09-09
a BIT OF DIPLOMACY.


Husbands Suggestion at Once Decd
ed Wifcs Course Of Action.
Tho modern man crossed his legs
and looked intcntly at his wife, who
was a modern woman.
Here we are ON the threshold CT
married life," he said at last, "and,
Il the language of The poet, we are
up against it the very first thinS.
She shrugged her shoulders and
suggested that it really wasn't her
iaut
Il wculd be glad to help you. Fred.
in any way | can" She continued.
lat yen must remember that ! have
had = college education. If there Is
anything at your Office that You don't
exactly understand, all you have to DO
is to say 80 and will come down
and help you Straightrn it out
"lUt what don't understand Is
acr9,' lie protested.
Size shrugged her shoulders again.
81 know no more about it than ynu
'o," she said. "lIoWcyCr, | can keep
'o"is for yuu, or run Il typewriter
east the thing" he broke in, joy
uly. "That little typewriter down at
" oHcc is the most womanly Little
'tpa;uru ever saw, and I'll bet she
n,Hs all about managing a house.
Ven Just ECup her NJ here to make
Hirr- Ippl; r,'nn n0I kpmpiiEG and
The Beaumont enterprise. [volume] (Beaumont, Tex.) 1904-current, 1904-09-09
REMARKS ON TURF TOPICS.

There is at least a roar excuse LOT
applause.
The best of friends must part with
their money.
Fools walk when angelic racchorses
gtaggcr home.
A stitch in time may save nine, but
n switch" in time may save ten!
When the sanguine bcttor waves
his pay, the sanguine bookie paVes
his way.
Money is a necessary evil, but it
Is one of those evils that doesn I mui'
tiply very rapidly.
When YOU have tip at the tip OF
your tongue, hold your tongue ana
You'll have two tips.
man convinced against his VIII
NAV he of the same opinion still, but
he's very seldom found III the CASH
ier's pay-off line.
If Won ask a man what he knows
and he tells you what he thinks, ana
YOU play what he figures, tnen you
wander what he means! Moral: ASK
him what he hears!
Once on a time there was sure
thing player who had a genuine four
ply copper-bound cinch. When ne
reached the track he found that the
horse was barred in the betting. so
he told all his friends that he Knew
he could not lose to the race-New
York Telegraph.
The Beaumont enterprise. [volume] (Beaumont, Tex.) 1904-current, 1904-09-09
REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR.

Living in the suburbs is a terrible
termination TO miss the last train.
Wren woman takes her first
Turkish bath she has a sensation Oh
l,ordcriuG if anybody is pceling.
It's . good deal easier to kiss girl
ana lct forgiveness for il than To get
f.rglypuCss for daring to ask her.
4 woman can defeat the coolest
logic that ever was thought ont with
Two tears and a pocket handkerchief.
II makes a woman very miserable
Il ftirI, how queer it would hc if she
had been born man with all the
nice clothes she would miss.-Ncw
York Press
The Beaumont enterprise. [volume] (Beaumont, Tex.) 1904-current, 1904-09-09
THE LITTLE ONES.

cruel boy will grow up to be a
cruel man.
A spiteful girl is pretty certain 10
turn out a spiteful woman.
Every boy who wants to be priest
doesn't always end saint
A girl who doesn't like dolls IS sell
dom kind to her brothers and SISTERS
An idle boy may be good, but he
rarely accomplishes anything when
he grows up to be man.
A sharptongued girl never makes
GOOD wife. and gengally stays a bit
fer old maid seeing the evil in every
Exchange.
The Beaumont enterprise. [volume] (Beaumont, Tex.) 1904-current, 1904-09-09

The Enterprise has frequently call
ed attention TO the necessity OF II
closer study of the rice market prob
lem, as il is evident that II big in
crease in acreage must result III
lower prices unless some new use
can be found for the grain Our idea
in holding a Rice Carnival is to have
educational features that will benefit
the rice industry. 1t is too late to do
much along that line this year but
the foundation can be laid. Next
year there should be exhibitions of
stock which has been fed ON rice.
Commenting ON tie value of rice rs
food the Rice Journal says that:
at is not a question of raising rice
for stock feed. the point is that We
raise large percentage of rice winch,
on account of color, injury from ram
during harvest the presence ui weed
and grass seeds, StacNhurn, or utncr
causes, H. of low grade and SELLS for a
low pricc--iG il sells at all There ls
no use in being m"aly mounted about
it, Every section ut the rice belt has
a certain percentage Of this low grade
rice. and its presence ON the market
operates as price dcprCs~aul
The journal advises that this low
grad, rice Dee fed Go wurl, stock. ca.
tie. hogs and pc TRY. Ground and
properly fed. experiments have shown
that Do rs superior Zoo lanuu.u- quail
d, i,g d, gtrU F.f .t.Hf.. .fHI'. % HHr|I
The Beaumont enterprise. [volume] (Beaumont, Tex.) 1904-current, 1904-09-09
NOTICE TO PUBLIC.
ONE WAY.

One way to build mp Beaumont Is
10 patroniZc home business houses
and home enterprises. There are
thousands OF dollars sent out ol
beaumont that should be spent AZ
home and just as much money DC
saved. One thing we have more IN
mind than any thing else at TINS
tmc IL the business college that mas
lust been started in Beaumont II
is an institution that will he worth as
much 10 Beaumont as factory II our
people will patroniHc 1t ana chcour'
are is AS much as possible. TO be-
rim with II Is equipped to give
Young man or woman as nuch Oh
business education AS they can RoI
anywhere i'm the state. This then
should cause every Beaumont boy or
rirl who wants business education
In get il here in Beaumont. 1hoh our
people should keep it In NINA ana
say a good word for 1t to thclr
friends surrounding this city. II inc
boys and girls Of Southeast Texas
and Southwest Louisiana are educated
in beaumont il will exert an influence
for the city that will be II prominent
factor i'm our success. Perhaps you
have a friend near Beaumont lhaI
has boy that in the future may
want "A business education; why not
write him IA letter about the Beau
mont business college and give II
YOUR endorsement 1t would be "a
good thing for the College ana a
better thing for Beaumont. we need
such work and cooperation to Duilu
Beaumont and why not begin now
There never has been Il time when II
was more needed or a more emporium,
time to do something. There is only
one city in Texas with II better
natural location than beaumont ant
that is Dallas. If We do not take the
advantages that surround MS, bust
ness will go to Houston in spite 81
it's poor location There is work FOL
everyone; let us be up and doing
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SAYINGS OF EDMUND BURKE.

You can never plan the future from
the past
Early and providcnt fear is the
mother Of safety.
There never was a bad man that
had ability for good service.
Example is the school of mankind,
and they will learn at no other.
The people never give up their lib
critics but under some dclusion.
All men that are ruined are ruined
on the side of their natural propensi-
ties.
People will not look forward 10 pos
toritv who never look backward to
their ancestors.
H. that wrcstlcs with MS strength
crs our nerves and sharpcns our skill.
Our antagonist is our helper.
All govcrnmcnt-indC every hui
man benefit and enjoyment, every viz
tue and every prudent acts founded
on compromise and barter.
The Beaumont enterprise. [volume] (Beaumont, Tex.) 1904-current, 1904-09-09
sELF.coNTRoL,

The greatest lesson in life is hat OF
selfcontrol, and to acquire II shoalu
be the aim of every individual
Making the best Of life Is one OF us
virtues, and LClps us IN Dear
Wat otherwise would prove uhhe"F
able,
There is an art in making the best
u everything, and very often lh,' most
distressing series Of events wilNeNeh'
nally turn to ones good,
Life il generously punctna'od WIN
scrlous propositions that often dopr'as
and discourage ms until We Woh"'f H.
after all, life is worth living
n Is n strenuous cfi0rt and bitter
lcsgon-hut, no matter how terrific
guncrlng may be, II is augmented or
1llayed by the exercise oil VIII,
Tho tnlIos OF everyday life are
harder 10 endure than ihc phraINH'hE
Flow that smns through It's sudden
ncss. leaving one neryclcss, pulselcss'
end unequal to reaction,
There are precious few OF u" VINO
would willingly live over again inc
past. The echoes Of memory are not
harmonious, and the bitter experience
las left scar that even time ia"
failed TO heal.
The test Of moral force Is the co"r'
rgc with which we meet circumstance
ard conoucr II. The whole world att
mircs pluck, and the man or woman
who will let nothing daunt him OF her
ms admiration and success
The Beaumont enterprise. [volume] (Beaumont, Tex.) 1904-current, 1904-09-09

Is defeated by a small majority HOW
,eyer. il may take the official count 10
settle il. Parsons Of Desolo fai'Sn
seems 10 have defeated Palmer oi
Vernon Parish, as the majority "i faf'
sons in this, his home parish VIII pe
al least 500,
The Beaumont enterprise. [volume] (Beaumont, Tex.) 1904-current, 1904-09-09
YOU WILL NOT BE SORRY

For doing good To- all men.
For being courteous TO all. -
For hearing before judging.
For speaking evil Of no one.
For holding an anriy tongue.
For thinking before speaking
Tor being kind r0 thg distressed
For asking pardon for al wrongs
For n..ra patient toward everybody.
For stopping rla ears f1 a fs1ahsar.
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The Beaumont enterprise. [volume] (Beaumont, Tex.) 1904-current, 1904-09-09

There is an art in making tl'e best
u everything, and very often ia" most
distressing series Of events wilheNeh'
tmally turn TO ones good,
The Beaumont enterprise. [volume] (Beaumont, Tex.) 1904-current, 1904-09-09
BY THE BACHELOR GIRL.

The best eNoIse Tor kiss should
be found on a WOman's lips
Marriage Is lottery for women
chiefly because men are such bad
iol,
TcmIerament may bo defined as the
posscss,pn OF a high insIep In tho
mlEd,
Il is the man With the most nerve
who most often gets ON a woman's
nerves,
When a woman most needs help
fran women in this world, she is most
apt 10 get il from men.
Most men would not find women so
very diticulg TO understand II II were
rot for thci; conversation.
The subject nearest IN the heart ~
deep woman is the one that lies
fnrThest away from her lips
The man WHO invented the pressed
capcr tcad pencil was IA genius with
az absolute knowledge OF women.
In the opinion OF many men peach
ig n sweet domestic fruit, consisting
mainly of a,dimple and Il bow OF pretty
I ribbon.
The Flatiron building blows about
many things which modcsty would
| ate TO bring mp as n subject oil con-
| SCrsation.
A nan is always asking n woman
her reasons for things, and then try
ing to prove to- her that she hasn't
any reason.
By the time the men have learned
| all the details abCSIt the way women
dress there will be. no further need or
The dressmakors' conventions.-New
York Telegraph.
FOR A ROSEBUD LUNCHEON.
Roses have ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS.
Gather ye.rosebuds while ye may
Eerrlck
We all lovela pretty girl-under the
rCse.-Bickersaa AFT
The rose is \fairest when It's bud
ding new.-Scot..
Gather the rose. Of love whilst yet
is timC.-Spcnser
He wreathed the rod of criticism
With roscs.-Disraeli.
There is a garden in her face
Where roses and white lilies grow.
Richard Allison.
TITS the last rose of summer !
Left blooming alone.
Moore.
Oh, my loves like red, red rose
That's newly sprung in June.
Burns.
One rose, but one, by those fair fin
gers culled,
We're worth a hundred kisses pressed
on lips
oss eyuuisite than thine.
--TennysOn.
A rosebud set with little willful
thOrnS,
And sweet as English air could make
her.
The Beaumont enterprise. [volume] (Beaumont, Tex.) 1904-current, 1904-09-09

Making the best Of life is one OF i'S
carCinal virtues, and Lolpa MS IN Dear
What otherwise would prove uhbe"F
able,
The Beaumont enterprise. [volume] (Beaumont, Tex.) 1904-current, 1904-09-09

After waiting several weeks 30 as
Ia obtain evidence for the prosecution
and the case uf United States against
nm individual calling himself Leonard
Krowcr" a name similar 10 That 1f
n leading businessman, was called
fnr preliminary examination before
tfult,d Siatnca Commissioner Emmett
u Craig Al New Orleans,
The charge was that th" defendant
had used Tho name Of a prominent
local iowclcr for The purpose 81 or
dcrlng very large quantity OF Iln'
monds aud jewellery by mail and mat
gnch use Of The mails with the III
tcntlnn to dciraud creditor was nh'
Tho accused whom the Posi"iilce
InspCclGrs clUssCd 0s n man OF many
aliases from several towns ~ eau
fornla. Texas and Arizona, where nc
was said 20 have done business uhder
The names of KrhyG, Krowcr Kroner
cook and Thompson, has been III
custody for nearly Two months, anu
was returned to Jail in dolanit OF
bail.
The Beaumont enterprise. [volume] (Beaumont, Tex.) 1904-current, 1904-09-09

The greatest lesson in life Is mar OF
selfcontrOl, and 10 acquire II sh""'u
he the aim ~ every individual
The Beaumont enterprise. [volume] (Beaumont, Tex.) 1904-current, 1904-09-09

Life is generously puncma'cd w''h
scrlous propositions that often dcpr'as
and discourage us until We wonder IL
after all, life is worth living,
The Beaumont enterprise. [volume] (Beaumont, Tex.) 1904-current, 1904-09-09

iall To await the action OF the grand
JVry,
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The new Texas state Paslcur inStl,
tuto for the treatment Of rabies wlll
bee completed auI ready for opening
about October l. Or, ~, ", Wor ham,
suIp.intondrul OF the State lunallc
asylum at when the Pasleur inS'l'
mtc viii Do an adjunct, placed an or
DIR for tho furniture for the new
hgildiUg,
The Beaumont enterprise. [volume] (Beaumont, Tex.) 1904-current, 1904-09-09

II is a strenuous cfIort and blltcr
lcsgon-hut, no matter how terrific
mncrIng may be, II is Augmented OF
allaycd by the exercise OF Will
The Beaumont enterprise. [volume] (Beaumont, Tex.) 1904-current, 1904-09-09

Tho work of installation OF the ap
paralus for the wireless 'ou'5, ,"",
company between Dallas ana for ,
WorlA has about been completed an"
the local authorities mace a ohc'wa.
test of the equipments which wa
eoid to have been satisfactory. 1t wa.
announced at the local office at hil
las that the company would be roa"S
tn accept messages for trahsmlSS'o'
to Fort Worth by the latter part %
the current week.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1904-02-29
NEnD RECOGNIZED.

It is pleasing to notice that an effort is being made to make that sterling old periodical the Congressional Record more readable. Not, it should be promptly explained, to put more inter- esting matter in it. That would be im- possible, as those who are thrilled by it's contents know. The idea is to print it better. The older senators particular ly object to the small type. saying they can only read the Record with great diff ficulty. Senator Hoar complained of this some time ago. and suggested that the Public Printer report on the exped iency of using larger type in getting out the Record. He referred to the daily re- ports of the House of Commons in Can- ada and to the English Daily Hansard. saying that he could read them with out straining his eyes, which was not the case with the record. At the time this suggestion was made Senator Gal finger objected to any change, remark ing that he could not see the expediency of it. Thereupon the nimble-witted Hoar retorted that the difference be- tween him and Gallinger was that the latter could not quite see the exped- iency Of making the change. while he could not quite see the page he had to read. Public Printer Palmer has print ed number os sample pages of the Record to show the additional space tha. would be taken up by the use of larger type. He has submitted four specimens from which the senators with dimmed eyesight will select the type most satisfactory and it is likely that future Records will be more bulky than ever.
 The bigger the better. We can't have too much of some good things.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1904-02-29

amounting to s440, ,Sss.s1. and also s517.- OsO from the sale of the water works bonds. The total is s1.0s4.s74.02. Of this enormous sum there has been spent or certified to be spent for improvements and maintenance sS51.s7E.s2. leaving balance of s1Ss,oOo. An ordinance has recently been passed to extend the eigh- teen-inch flow line from Kaw point to Turkey Creek. The cost of this job is estimated at slss.sO2.5O. So there is deficit in the water works accounts of s1e.sO2.5O. and absolutely nothing in sight with which to build the new in- take at Quindaro and the two storage basins in the northeast and southeast portions of the city. Superintendent Goodwin has given out the disagreeable news that in spite of all that has been done to improve the system the people will have to drink muddy and tainted water all summer. Complications have arisen over the title to the right of way for the forty-eight inch line. Insurance companies have protested against the insufhciency of fire protection in certain districts. and the report of the collector of water rates shows that expenses are increasing out of all proportion to re- ceipts.
 All Of which moves the Kansas City Journal to remark: Are not these de- plorable facts sufficient to arouse the people of Kansas City to action? Are they going to suffer the present admin istration to continue in the mismanage- ment of this most important department in the city government? The indiffer- ence which attributes these just com plaints to political hue and cry is a manifestation of the most wretched kind of citizenship. Everybody should read the facts and figures regarding the water works department. They are plain, and conclusively prove misman- agement and administrative incompet- ency.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1904-02-29
NOT .FRESH ENOEGu.

Sea water may not be all it has lately been cracked up to be for use in cities. Several years ago the municipal au- thorities of Hastings, England tried the experiment of using sea water for watering the streets and flushing the sewers. Their example was followed by quite a few of the other sea coast towns. This innovation was hailed with great anticipation on the part of the civil authorities, as the mainten- ance cost was comparatively nothing, and, besides, it brought in large rev. enue from the citizens, many of whom had installed it in their homes. Then. again, it was thought that the sanitary conditions would be much improved on account of the slight antiseptic action of the salty qualities. The hygroscopic property of the salt caused the effects of each watering to last a much longer time than when watered with fresh wa ter and the surface of the roadways was thought by some to be more com ract and cohesive. But after a few years use of this service it has brought about many disillusionments. Carriage owners complained of the destruction done to the varnish and paint on their carriages: tradesmen complained of in- juries inflicted on their goods by the salt dust. Lastly, the local authorities have discovered that the salt water ex- erts a corrosive and generally destruc- tive action on metal pipes and fittings The leakage in the joints has a seri- ous effect on many of the trees along the streets. The authorities admit that the system has proved a complete fail- ure.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1904-02-29
INEViT3 BIB,


 Panama has an army, but only half of it is standing. The other three sol- diers are, permitted to sit dpwn.-Cleve- land Plain Dealer.
 But she is sure he is q real duke?"
 "Oh, positive. Why, he borrowed money from her father to buy the en- gagernent ring"-Chicago Post.
 Wally Ostrich-@Oh. me; I've got such stomach ache!" Mrs. Ostrich What have you been eating?" Wally- Why, I just swallowed a few horse- shoes for luck."-C Chicago News.
 Gyer-What kind of a chap is Blank?
 Myer-He is as honest as the day is long.
 Gyer-Yes. but the days are getting shorter now, you know.-Buffalo News
 Mrs. Gramercy-Has she gone south this winter for business or pleasure?
 Mrs. Park-I really couldn't say. You see, I don't know whether her two mar riageable daughters are with her.-Town Topics.
 And when you have got the number of hours in a working day down to the minimum, what then?'' asked the man. ufacturer. "Oh, then we'll go in for a thirty minute hour" remarked the walking delegate. Yonkers Statesman.
 Grimes-''I understand that you have written a long article on the food situa- tion. What have you said? Garner T can't tell till have seen the article after the compositor and proofreader have got through with it."--Boston Transcript.
 Footinitt (energetically helping at ba- zaar)-"Won't you put in for a rafffe for this cushion? Of course, it's rather useless and gaudy, and so forth and personally I think the design is rotten But do put in for it." Visitor-'N No, thanks. I made it!''-Punch.
 Rev. Gasaway-"S Some of the congre- gation considered my sermon too long," MT. Sharpe-"Oh, it wasn't really long, and that proves the truth of an old saying" Rev. Gasaway-"What's that?'' MT. SharDe-"Things are not always what they seem. Philadelphia Ledger.
 Patfent-Is it because I'm better or worse that you changed the prescription las. time?
 Doctor-Neither, my dear sir. My friend the druggist was all out of one of the things called for by the former pre- scription, and, of course, I thought it no