The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1904-12-01
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mskc them. Jeselsf-It d ss. Then how
DC ytu make Apy money Repairing
thea.
Odd msn, you teen 10 have bad G. DID
cbatfvce Mr. fdcndly, cheeriiy am ne,
iatJfntd As 10 the nature u my COLDS
morals, replied Mr., Precise. silhig. All
lbow h that W. presence ID very dinsreea.
bic TO ne.
Did ytur s0n have sny trouble Ia psfs.
Lax hi, elimination for college, i'foubl,
Not the least. They told him that II lie
could keep up bi, present style Of interfei-
etce he'd be on the regular tesm 10 lus
than two weeks.
Did you ever hear the alphsbeticsl
conundfum, Angelica No, Augustus.
What n, ~ Isis, When will there be only
twenty ise letters In the slphsbeif Oh, |
never luld guess that l.'swhen L and
are made one, my darling.
-.sbc--I wonder Why the baby doesn't
begin 70 salk, john He-Why, guess
you dor give him chance, dear.
Bigs.i wonder why dentist calls b.,
Office dental p,rlor' Dlggs-l don't
know Drawing room would be sppro.
pris,e.
-Sllag-By heck, thar IL one horse The
autom bile can't scare. Cyrus- What 10
that, sis' sIlss-Wby, a sa~horse. !
threw one 10 front Of .'red deylln and
wrecked the whole blamed msehiae.
Can you give me few minutes OF you
tuner Yes IN give you two minutes 10
get out Of here.
Friendly OH LadY % little girl sitting
on porch beslte doa) All, my dear, your
dog IL setter, isn't hei Little Glrl-Oh.
no, ma'em. He gets up an plays around
sometimes.
do you burn gasoline 10 your automo.
blles don't know, answered the sppre-
hebsiye looking man. II seems to me that
what am burning Is money.
Maris, said Bogsles TO his wife, with
30 idea OF iosuus,iug her 10 political econ
omy, do you know what civil service is Z
Jrpr, said Mrs. BogSles. with memory OF
recent eobtsct with the cook, there Ism I |
sBy.
Mr.. Cleverly-I am sorry 20 confess
dear, but | lost 8 thousand on the election.
Mrs. Cleverly-l'l forgive you this tin e
bat don't let II ever occur again You s,e
kpew you were going to lote, so ! iiit
bet thousand the other way.
What broke up the ladies debating &C.
cPtys The leaiing member was told 10
prepare a. essay on the yellow psll. ste
d so ADD the opening sentence read Vel.
loF apparel is very trying to mos, COM
pc rlnrs
VERY vel, you may make n suit for
M, rsid slopAy, bu, how long Wilt take
way About a week, replied the tailor.
PasIively' A friend OF mine vho recon-
b., nde,i mt here told me you seldom deliv-
'ti suils oa time. He was righ.. We OILY
q liver them G. o. d.
MIR. Brown--shall we have TO buy new
wooden uudcrwesr for all the boys this
YEAR, Mrs. Brown No, dear. Yours
have shruns so they jlst a. John; Johns
.hrunk 90 they jast 4. Jimmy; Jimmy's
.hrubt TO ~ Willie, aud wlllie's are Just
suug on the baby. You are the only enc
that needs new ones
-Margsret-Hei,y Ia happily married,
10 she mott Edih-oS, suppose so, but
shc says her husband has mistaken his cali
Ing. Msrgsret-Yeti T. lith--A man who
csn tell sueh wonderful stories az he do Q
wher - has been out late a, night ought,
'hea lsys.to have been a novelist.
--kate-Thst Young man from Bsl,!-
more Is litesome enough, heaven know
but onee or t~isc have though, that, At.
ter All, hi isn't so stupid "a he seems. Nil.
drea-po slbiy he ifn't have noticed
myself hat there have been times when he
has th8sn almost human Intelligence.
Wan, some money, de yeiaii the kird
bid LADY, Nov, wonder Il ye dearve ~.
wbsl would you do With a penny Il | sv
Il 10 Bes f,dy, replied the polite bsgs,Y,
yer kiadEsss would cuch me 60 ds. I'd buy
\ pos,sl card wd de- money 40 write yea
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