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The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1904-02-06

Go to the auction sale at Joers SAT
urday night.
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1904-02-06
In the Merry spring Time.

In the merry sprisk time the festive
malaria microbe go& forth determin-
ed to colonixe every human organism.
Ii this arch foe has invaded your sys-
tenn allow us 10 suggest Rydales tonic.
This remedy frees the blood from ma
larfa microbes eliminates poisonous
matter from the systom, strengthens
the nerves and restores robust bealth.
Rydales tonic is guaranteed
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1904-02-06
A fine line of WHISTLES, brandies and
at SeIlg's new placer

Go to seIie's new store for the best
in liquors,
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-02-04
Brother Gardner and
 The Limekiln Club

"MY frens." said Brother Gardner
 I'VE when the routine business of
 the LimekiIn club had been disposed of the ~other evening, ''I's gwine to enforce bylaw No. 66,2S0 fur de fust time in de last five y'ars. Dat bylaw sez dat any member of dis club who discusses religus matters wid red hotness in dis hall am liable to fine of dollar an costs. Am Brudder Jones heab tonight?"
 Brother Jones was, and he stepped forward with an anxious look on his face.
 Am Brudder Buckshot Skinner heah?" asked the president.
 Brother Buckshot shot forward un- til he stood shoulder to shoulder with Brother Jones, and the president look ed down upon them with judicial air and continued:
 Dis eavenin', befo' de openin' of de performance, yo' two brudders got to disputin' bout de color of Eve's h'ar. One of yo' held dat it was blond, an de odder stuck out fur black. Oar was no way on airth fur either of yo' to prove yor case. an it wouldn't hev n1attered two shucks if dere had bin. but yo' kept talkin' an talllin' an get tin hotter aa' hotter till at last Brud- der Jones shoots out his right and { loosens fo' front teef in de mouf of Rrudder Skinner Brudder Skinner falls on de stove an burns his elbow, but gifts I'D to uppercut Bruadar Jones in de solar plexus an put him into dyin' state fur half an hour. Yo' may think dat de color of Eyes ha'r don't cum under de headin' of religus dis cushun, but dis court decides dat 1t does. If dc queshun had bin de size of Adams feet or de aige of Cain when he killed Abel it would have bin de same thing. Yo' am boat of ye' fined de limit--one dollar-an de costs will be a dollar apiece mo. De said costs will go to'rds buyin' kerosene fa~ de lamps.
 'T hain't got muffin to say to yo tws brudders as to bein' keerful in de fu cher. In fact, if any of de brudders want to git into row ober how many colors was Joseph's coat or de length of de whale dat swallowed Joner, let lem go ahead. De mo- discushuns we hev heah do mo- fines I shall impose, an if we kin buy our kerosene by de bar'l instead of de pint we kin git hullsale figgas. Oats all, gemlen, an if any fines an costs am left unpaid arter de next meetn' I shall take de delinquents out into de cold aunty- room an purceed to make 'em believe dat August weather has suddenly sot in an has cum to stay"
 M. QUAD.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-02-04
Gladys Makes Dessert.

EAYHEN Gladys puts her apron on WW and rolls her sleeves high up, She takes a cookbook in one
 hand and then selects cup. Whereby I know tflere'll be dessert-the
 richest, incest kind And views of pudding, cake and things go
 hoa ting through my, mind. When Gladys starts to cook she seems The ideal of my early dreams. When Gladys puts her apron on anG gs.s bowl Of flour,
 I seek book; the kitchen then is Gladys =. sacred bower. And, though I'd gladly help her out, she
 shakes her pretty head And says, You get me III mixed up; stay
 where you are instead!" And so [ rueekly keep my seat Till am told to come and eat. When Gladys puts her apron off and sits
 down at her place, She leaves Ter sleeves rolled up and asks
 if will say the grace. .J ] cannot keep from watching her, she's
 such 3 dainty sight. With checks afiame. lips cherry red and
 arms so diEnpled white. I'd gladly choke down raw mud pies To keep that loveIight in her eyes! But best of all, atfe things she makes Are good. no matter how they look, For Gladys, dearest girl of all.
 Was surely born & natural cook"
 Cincinnati Ttxnes-Star.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-02-04
Doctors Know a Good Thing.

Congressman John Sharp Williams tells of a man in Mississippi who is a aypochondriac of the first order. This individuals failing is source of never ending amusement to his fellow towns men, It was of this man that some one humorously remarked in answer to a question as to how the sick man was getting on that "he complained that he was feeling somewhat better"
 Mr. Williams says that the hypo- chondriac was one day telling friend of his efforts to regain his old time health. He ran over the list of doctors whom he had consulted, whereupon the friend remarked:
 'Well, old man, I must say that you appear to have lots of faith in doc tors''
 Certainly I have," replied the sick man. Don't you think the doctors would be foolish to let a good GUS toner like me dieW-New York Trib une. t*
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-02-04
Why Richard Wa. censured.

Senator Hopkins of Illinois tells of a lady of his acquaintance in Chicago who was recently compelled to censu-e her little boy for making rude ref erence to the appearance of a certain visitor to her house. sr .
 "Now, Richard said the mother sternly, "let me never again hear you speak in such disrespectful terms of Professor Blank"
 "Very well, ma," replied the young ster, 'fbut he certainly is a homely man. isn't hep
 That's very true, my child; but, asi the same. you mustn't speak of it. Pro- lessor Blank is a very estinaable man. ''
 'I guess he is. ma" went on the hopeful. "but, my, he's ugly" Then, entirely forgetting the matcrna! ad- monition. the incorrigible youngster added, Why, ma, the professor is so ugly that when he makes q face he's handsomer than he is when he isn't making a face"
 Whereupon the mother collapsed Philadelphia Ledger.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-02-04
Not 8 Happx stmtle.

s'Your husband says that he, has been working like dog" said the rext door neighbor.
 Docs he?" rejoined the woman with the dingy gown and the tired look. 'The only canines ever got acquaint- ed with put in their time barking at nothing, racing around without any special object in view and sleeping about two-thirds of the time in nice warm corner close to the stove. It is a rather unfortunate comparison."- Washington Star.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-02-04
1t Didn't Come OR.

The man at the rear end of the smok- ing car was holding his hand to his jaw and evidently suffering with tooth ache. He stood it about an hour and then rose up and demanded of the oth- CT twenty passengers in the car:
 'tIs there anybody here who says that Christopher Columbus discovered American"
 No one answered, and he sat down again. Ten minutes later one of the crowd made bold to ask him why he put such an inquiry, and he answered:
 i've had the toothache for two full days, ard I wanted chance to call some one liar and get up fght."- Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-02-04
They Take OF Their Hats.

An ingenious manager of small anna teur entertainments has hit upon a unique scheme to have the women re move their hats at his shows. He gave it its first trial a few nights ago. 1t con- sisted of only a short sentence of less than dozen words, printed on the bot tom of the programme, and it reads:
 "All women over forty will please keep their hats on."
 Needless to say there was not hat ted women in the audience, even if some of them did have their married sons with them as escorts.-Philadel phia Press
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-02-04

kI s1CTING is great profession In of the Euro k pean countries where the theaters endowed they Xd looked really educational institutions, and
 that what they ought be in this country AND kSSMNkkI WILL BE- too, SOME DAY. I have no doubt. Sa The better class that today Where, instance, find better schools of than the really high class dramas presented the they ought be presented? There thorough of teaching than BY EXAMPLE and only the stage that very many people in this country have the opportunity seeing actually performed the proper etiquette of the drawing The young the who frequently really good fail have better than those who seldom attend the Gheater.
 They will learn here the dress occasion and the accepted of Of they don't go the heater learn these things They probably be amused and entertained but they LEARNING UNCON pnconscous that best remembered always You don't know perhaps that mind a but
 when need it. and wonder where the world acquired the knowledge.
 Morals also taught the stage Even the melodrama which virtue always triumphant and the villain how polished he be- fails be hwarted teaches WHOLE SOME MORAL LESSON and the better class plays the lesson taught only less cudy and perhaps paatable form audiences of cultivated so you there regard acting honorable profession and that calls for of education ranks :..--~...
 But the young who becomes imagine that she have of it. She would time of it if she became doctor lawyer teacher and she nothing better the She travel and always the comfortable and whether she feels like it She study and study hard And she play her role night after night if she would rather
 HARDsHiPs UNDERGO, COMFORT THAT THERE WOULD HAVE BEEN HAR0stiPs EQUALLY GREAT DIFFERENT IN KIND, IN OTHER PROFESSION HAVE CHOSEN
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-02-04
She Called My BluH.

She Called My BluT. She called my bluff;
 Indeed she did.
 Since then the truth
 Cannot be hid. I'd made the usual display Of borrowed virtues day by day; I'd smiled Ter rnishaps, just as though My disposish were always so. I'd strewed my money without stint. Of poverty dropped ncer hint. You know the rest; this is enough To make you know that same old bluff. She called it, though;
 An, yes, for she
 Believed it all
 And married me!
 --Lippincott's Magazfk--
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-02-04
IR the Slei2R. .

Charley-WEat are you thinking of, dearest? 'a
 SteIla-Tm thinking of that wonder full moon up there. And why is 1t so wonderful?
 "Beccuse it's about the only light you never tried to turn down when we were alone" e."--Indianapolis Sun.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-02-04
Not So Bad.

"It's a wonder that Hardup has ; hair on his head. He was telling me today that ne wears hat all the tim he is at work"
 "Well, I don't blame him.
 "But, man alive, don't you know it very unhealthful to do that? It ki'' the bulbs of the hair and causes bal ness"
 Perhaps. but Hardup is street conductor or.''-Cincinnati Times-Star.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-02-04

et.acneG to all ep-to-uate earr.~ss, and your wife, who needs an outing beside you, will ake you feel good aud may save doctors bills. If not married taka somebody's daughter whom you know you would like for wife. Go te LOUCKS STABLES.
 nSPRING STREET PHONE sys-s
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-02-04
Novel Use For cfnernatosraph..

NOVeE CSe FoF IIde1msstOEr4phs.
 The cinematograph seems to have been rather successfully used by Paris surgeons for a very novel purpose namely, that of exhibiting to medical students how typical operations should be cerr'4a o7;+
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-02-04
Women Should Be Given the Franchise

JOHN Mass
 has seemed to that prejudice al too fSgr rM rigid conservatism inherited and admit yg tedly less advanced generations, persist V9lS1S@sM ONE SIDED form government administered
 only to the extent of mans wisdom, and deliberately refusing avail of the fine intuition, the sensitive dIANT intellect of woman. %5~~
 They the benefits of educational system They outnurnber the young all schools colleges and versailles Equally with do they pay their taxes they held equally accountable for nfracons the equally interested the and efficient affairs They should have the men, they dere to for those who them that and that irrespective of the question whether OTHER WOM EN similarly situated desire exercise that
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-02-04
Too Good to Miss.

'T suppose the hero and heroine of that story get married in the last chap ter" she said
 'No-divorced" replied her friend.
 "Oh, how lovely! Will you let me borrow 1t when you get through T'-- Detroit Free Press.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-02-04
ID REIN |.

Very nice, pleasant furnished rooms on 50 Linden St., with bath. Inquire 28O-262, North Main street.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-02-04

Heirio0mg.
 Mrs. Hatterson-Mrs. Sparkleton de. scended from glazier, didn't she? Mrs. Catterson--Why? 'T saw her last night with her fam fly jewels on."-Detroit Free Press.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-02-04
Notice to All.

We are giving Red Star, the best Trading Stamps as usual, and are going to continue same
 Even though our advertisement is not seen in the paper, we shall have special inducements and new combination orders at the store.
 Any of our combinations back for month will be good, except small changes in some prices
 Hoping to be favored with your trade, as usual l remain, Yours, Mrs. J. COrCOran, 38 SCoviII St
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-02-04

The fact is being comsented on that the governor of this territory takes off his hat to us. It is only our due that he should. He will be out and we will be in before two years have expired. and the governorship will be only a stepping stone to the presidency. The governor is looking for place in our cabinet, and he'll probably get it.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-02-04

The mail from Lone Jack came in half an hour ahead Of time the other
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-02-04
The Arizona Kicker
Fresh Bunch of items From the Pen
 of Fiery Editor.
[copyright, 1904. by c. B. Lewis.J

M NY RS. COLONEL STILLMAN EWM held high tea one night last @ week and left us off the
 perch as social snub. Three days later the colonel was in the hands of the sheriff as fugitive from justice We are the 1t in social way, and any snubs will be promptly resented.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-02-04

Always. RemsnabeT the Full NsA-
 axaelye Bromo Oulnine & Il.A oasvay Gws9a aGss Dv - - 1</S0erS s0x Ssc
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-02-04
From His Friends,

"What are you taking for your cold ?'' "Oh. advfce."-Philadeiph Bulletin.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-02-04

MT. Swift is coming up from Flor ence in couple of weeks to let day. light through us and end the reign of the. czar of Arizona. At least, that's what his letter says, and we shall be at home when he calls and do our half of the shooting.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-02-04

We have had to kill two men, wound three and lick fourteen to get this postcfice into running order, but 1t is now down on the books of the inspect ors as the best conducted office in the territory. Postmasters come here from Idaho to learn how we do it.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1904-11-02
NJ orthwestern r. r. of S. c..
lime TABLE No. 6,
In effect Sunday, June S, 1904
Between Sumter afd Camden.
MiX.l Dnilr ,xrn,,f Sn1,ll.,r

Mixed Daily except Sunday.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1904-11-02
Hard on the English.

In the time Of James n. Of Scotland
the relations between the Scotch and
English were bad indeed. The king OBJ
iected to any business dealings between
the Scotch and their southern neigh
bors. TO his subjects be thought moth
ing could result therefrom but evil. TO
preserve them, therefore, from any ap-
proach to amity and intercourse with
the hated southron he actually decreed
outlawry against those who should
desire. even in that time Of peace, to
smooth down the differences which dl-
yided the two peoples. Against Eng
lishmen visiting Scotland without leave
the law was especially severe. Nor was
anv Scotsman to be allowed to become
security or guaranty for an English
man under any circumstances what
ever unless he wished to be accused OF
high treason. Even legitimate trade
was forbidden. No Scotsman was to
supply the English garrisons in Ber-
wick or Roxburgh with "ony victual,
fewal or uther supportation" under the
pain Of treason, while no intern,arriage
was to be allowed between ''the scottls
and English, that mems affections De
ma led away fra their ain kinrik."
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1904-11-02
Made bv rhunderboIts.

In the museums Of nearly all the
large colleges you will see what appear
to be sandy petrifactions much resem'
bling branches Of trees. You may con
clude that these are the remains OF
forest monsters that grew in far
away geological age, but If you Will
take the trouble to ask your guide, or,
better still, one Of the professors, who
are always handy, he will tell you a
queer story-one, in fact, that "smacks
Of the marvellous" These tame look
ing, supposed to be sandy perifactions
are, in fact, real "thunderbolts." Sci
entifcally speaking they are "fulgu-
rites" They are composed Of poor
quality Of glass and are made by the
lightning striking sandy deserts and
plunging downward and latterly vitri-
flying all the sand with which it comes
in direct contact On the Sahara full
gurites are found in every conceivable
shape and size, some thirty or more
feet in length and four inches in diam
eter, others not larger than a lead
pencil and still others not larger than
a knitting needle. Scientists usually
consider fulgurites as being good
index to the size and force Of discharge
Of the lightning stroke which formed
them.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1904-11-02
Climatic Paradox.

It is not generally known that at GER
tain seasons Of the year it is warmer
in Greenland than in southern Europe.
And this occurs during the long sunless
winter Of the polar regions. The cause
which leads to it is not unknown IN
other countries. Thus in Switzerland
a warm dry wind, called the foehm
wind, at times blows down from the
snow covered mountains in autumn
and winter and suddenly melts and
carries of the snow, drying up the at
mosphere.
In the northwestern United States
there is a similar wind called the CHI
nook wind So in Greenland at irregu-
lar intervals a warm wind blows down
from the snow covered interior, bring
ing an extensive Slaw in January and
February. AS result we have the ex-
traordinary fact that during eight con-
secutive days in November and Deccm-
Der in one year it was warmer in ia.
cokshayen, in latitude SO degrees 20
minutes, than in northern Italy. Cpcr.
navik, another town Of Greenland, was,
during part Of the time, warmer than
the south Of France.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1904-11-02
Color and Warmth.

The color of materials has some infu-
ence on the warmth Of the clothing.
Black and blue absorb heat freely from
without, but white and light shades of
yellow, etc, are far less absorbent.
This difference can be demonstrated by
experiment. The same material, when
dyed with different colors, will absorb
different amounts Of heat. In hot
countries white coverings are univer-
sally worn, and sailors and others wear
white clothing in hot weather.
With regard, however, to heat given
of from the body, the color Of the
materials used as clothing makes little
if any difference. Red flannel is popu-
larly supposed to be warm, though it is
no better in this respect than similar
materials Of equal substance, but white
or gray in color Dark clothing is best
for cold weather, because it more freely
,absorbs any heat that is obtainable.-
Fortnightly Review.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1904-11-02
Apples and Drunkenness.

With the view Of learning the opln-
ions Of other medical men concerning
the efficacy Of the habit Of eating ap-
pies to destroy the taste for liquor q
New York city physician corresponded
with many medical men living in varl-
Gus states. He received replies from
all but three.
From large majority came answers
that they had never known a case
where a person was accustomed to the
free use Of apples and was drunk
ard nor did they ever know OF a
drunkard who was accustomed to the
daily use Of apples.
From a personal observation, cover
ing a period Of more than twenty-five
years, the physician says he never has
known a single instance where per-
son who was i free user Of apples ac-
quired the liquor habit, nor has he
known a person addicted to the free
use Of liquor who was fond Of apples.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1904-11-02
DUTCH FISHER FOLK.
An Interesting People Who Are Fond
of JereIry and Finery.

A ~-~S~
of JereIry and Finery.
The presence of any foreigner, Dutch
or otherwise, trading Or living the life
of the people. would not be tolerated
for a day in most Of the Dutch fishing
villages. No person from the mainland
has for years taken up his abode on the
island Of Marken. They 1ntermarry
with each other; the priest forbids their
marrying within the third degree, and
they implicitly obey him. They never
marry out Of their own village, and
this accounts for the extraordinary
similarity in their faces. They might
all have been cast in the same mold.
To those who approach them in a
friendly manner the men are as inter-
esting and attractive as the women.
Both sexes are singularly good looking,
with regular features and blue eyes.
The women have beautiful complex
ions; the men are bronzed by the sun
or the sea. At first the latter appear
somewhat surly and defiant, but that is
generally due to shyness, and they
soon become kindly and courteous.
They are nearly all teetotalers, their
drink being weak tea or coffee, which
they take several times day and on
which they seem to thrive, for they are
a splendid race. They are very moral
and religious. Al 6 o'clock every even
ing, in the Roman Catholic villages,
the angelus rings, and then both the
men and women rise from their sitting
postures by the doors, the men dof
their caps and the women lay down
their knitting, all bend their heads,
cross themselves and remain a few
minutes in prayer. Religion is no mere
name to these simple fishing folk.
Both men and women are very fond
of jewelry, and most Of the cottages
contain a good many gold and silver
ornaments, necklaces Of coral beads
with large gold clasps Of curious de-
signs and solid gold head bands, called
helmets, with rosetteS Of gold hhgree
on each side. In Friesland there are a
number of goldsmiths' shops. When in
holiday dress the men almost outshine
the women in their love Of self acorn
ment. Their shirts are fastened with
gold button links and are embroidered
with black lines; they wear velvet knee
breeches and silver buckles to their
shoes, which are often richly chased.
In most OF the fishing villages the men,
when in full dress, wear four great sill
yer buttons. These are often decorated
with Scriptural subjects in repousse.
They are enormously proud Of their
buttons, which are heirlooms from IA
ther to son. Most Of the Dutch fisher
folk are very we'll to do. They are
thrifty and economical, and their wants
are few. They have no desire for lux
uries. They rarely touch meat, are to-
tai abstainers, and this is probably the
reason for the high standard Of moral
ity. which obtains among them.-Pll-
grim.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1904-11-02
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You want a remedy that will coun-
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You want remedy that is pleasant
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Chamberlain's Cough Remedy meets
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