New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-05-25
GRADUATIN.


Sis is goin' TO graduate:
Mother works, III oiltl lale'
1t i they Sf ReVer Win get through
Gemunnee, when they all come
How that old machine does hunt
Every woman sits and sews.
Maxim graduatln' cloze .--.
Sis is goin' to graduate;
Q 24s h Is P Pace g 96 e st or ase se eS''
Things is lynn on the chairs
Every Every place "a a Teller goes
Has to keep away from cloze
Sis is goin' TO graduate;
She's shoppin' at a fearful rate.
Buyin hats an gloves an shoes,
Lace an Observation-Disclosures slougha.
Never gets 10 school no more.
Graduatins such q bore;
For her graduatin' cloze-
Geei 1t must be somethin' great!
strinEin in in r. frn far an near:
Rushln' in an runnin, out.
But from what see I spose
Graduatn Jest means cloze.
Al Illpsion-"He married money; didn't her, 49,.
he merely married something else that talks
Philadelphia Press.
charming young lady named Cholmondeisy.
In figure and feature most colmondeley'
VIII be Mrs. Colquhoun
On the second Of Jolquhoun.
And pronounce her new name just as rolmondeley.
-London Globe
Louisville man. who has Just returned from
abroad, tells OF a verbal encounter he heard be-
tween English woman and n daughter OF Ken
lucky. The English woman talked about America
and the Americans II the Kentucky woman had
invented the country and responsible for every
thing from Tammany 10 Pullman Nothing
American escaped her oensure; and at length she
began the race question In a way that isn't
heard at American dinner parties. She went on
and on. and the Kentuckian began 10 look danger
Gus. At last the Engishwoman said:
but you can't deny that you actually burn mig
gers in the States"
The Kentuckian smiled deliberately.
oh the reports OF that are greatly exaggerat-
ed" she said. The practice isn't general We only
do II in parts OF tho country where coal Is too ex-
pensve to use"
And the English woman didn't speak another
word for nearly five minutes.
my! look at that crowd OF women trying to get
in that department store"
but it's so early. The doors aren't open yet"
/ Yes. they're the women who followed the line
OF advice In the ad.: Come early and avoid the
rush "-(Philadelphia Press.
Looking around for some article OF frequent per-
soral use which tho psychologists have not
singled ont for dislnfection and given bad name
10. German medical editor finds the handkerchief.
and Is sure that in its present careless mode of
use II IS a great danger to society Searching for
some authoritative literary exposition OF the sub
tect he finds that DIR. Calmette. director OF the
Pasteur Institute at Lille. has taken up the sub
ject and made number OF suggestions bearing
upon it He has also made invention consist
Ing OF a metal about the size OF cigarette
box. which ladies pendant and
gentlemen carry in their pockets. The box is d-
vided in the middle by partition. the left hand
side of which handkerchiefs made OF Japanese
silk paper some cheap cotton stuff may be
placed. These only TO be used once, and can
then be put in the right hand compartment and
afterward burned up, settling the case OF any mi
crobe concealed in them beyond review appeal
History point to a long succession OF ages in
which the handkerchief in its old fashioned use
did no harm to anybody. so far as known, but its
character now being blown upon. with scientific
hands at the bellows. there is no doubt certain
number of people who will be afraid to IT
without some precautionary expedient. those sug-
gested by DIR. Calmette being not much moro alb
surd than tho long string OF them in medical and
scientific journals and elsewhere which IS sure to
follow.
OVERZEALOUS.