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FOR RENT-BY JAMES F. SHEA
643 LOuisiana avenue NV
SOS n st. NV, 10 rooms, bath, etc. .$45 10
W. 18th ct. NV, rooms, bath, etc. 81 30
LIZ Lincoln ave. ne., rooms, bath. -, POS
1851 br1ghtwoOd ave., nat, rooms. ..... Is. so
652 Scott ave. NV. fat 5 rooms. .. l6, so
4th and N SITS. NV. I'd floor. Ar. water :. 1900
4S3 st. sw.. rooms, water. .......... IL so
lOls n ]. ave. &c., rooms. water...... 10. 80
E0R RENr-BY [. MILLS eos era ST. NV.
and 2. Dr. b. 30 oo + ne. g.. s.. ESQ sS
1915 18th NV. Or. bias. 00l 1892 Cap, Or, pa 80
FOR RENT 4
18aa 18TH ST. NV.
That fne twostory and basement brick dwell.
Ing containing rooms and bath; partly fur
nished; all conveniences: fne location;
Conn. ave. car line.
Can be rented fer $500 per month.
THOMAS ]. FISHER & CO.. Incorporated,
se22-8t 14I4 ST. NV.
FOR RENT-MODERN DWELLING, 1922 n q.
ave-; II rooms. 2 baths lnew]. Key at drug store.
Price, 500 per month.
2522 18th St NV. 10 rooms and bath. $50.
Apply at the A. O. BLISS BUILDING. So b
ct. ne. su50-0
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FOR RENT
1744 P NV, IA. b, fur1&. 90
l744 2 NV, unfur. 100. 90
1919 Vt av.11r.b.fur 100
H10 0 NV. lar. 2b. SO. SO
1913 22d NV, Tor, bro. 90
1903 oath NV III, Cd SO. 90
1l0 G nv, 11r, b. so. 90
1881 Howard ay. 10, b4S. IL
Barber 6. HtlJohnsoni0 90
3 ONCE rms. DOT G.. rs. O0
So98 Cambridge pl., Or. {
TYLER & RUTHERF(
aQ21-fsts
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BUSINESS PROPERTY.

FOR SALE-PA: AVE. NV. PROPERTY: BAR
room and dwelling; rent. $50 per mo. Price,
500, 900. THE MISUNDERSTANDING CO..
se2s-6t 9O7 g st. NV.
FOR SALE-ALL OF SQUARE 4I5. FRONTING
1913 IT, 8 In. on and sts.. 274 It. In. on Sth
and 9th SITS. s.w An opportunity to acquire 9
small square near river front. Sold to close
estate e.. RUST. sos 14th NV. se9-tf5
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FOR RENT-BY WESCO1
1907 Pen
1924 Goth. 12r. b. fur. $500 j
1747 18th. Tor, b, ami65. 60l
1872 r Tor, b. fur, eel. 70. 20
10 Tenn av ne, Tor, 2b50. 81
2OO6 18th. Or, b, ami50. Sol
POPS G., 12r. stable. 80. so
1897 18th. Tor. b, Gel. 90. so
2O18 G, 11r, b......45.50
TO 18th, 12r. b. 5.60l
721 10th, sr, b, ami. 40. @I
1911 G., Sr, b. 40. 80
1905 NY av, 11r, b. lat40. SOL
2517 Pa av. Or. b. lat. rs .65
1922 NJ, store, 7r, ,g25. so
5000 o. Tor. b. ami. ..35 30 |
Oil 23d. 8r. b. lat. ....30. 50 |
1909 8. Or. b, lat. .27. sol
1903 Kingman. Or, b. Is 80
1879 T, Or, ". 20. 50I
2n23 l.. Or. 1850
926 4th ne. Or. lat. .14.50I
For full list of small /
the office.
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FOR RENT-NEW FLATS
CORNER 18TH & &c" STREETS NORTHEAST.
CARS AT DOOR.
First door. rooms an6 bath; So so.
Second floor. 8 rooms and bath, $2350.
These well-built apartments, having sep
arate cellars. furnace and yard and fine porches
In rear.
Full particulars at office Of
LIEBERMANN & HAWN,
TELEPHONE MAIN 2O21. NO. 1908 "F ST. NV.
au1S-tf
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-09-28

WE SELL FARMS AND COUNTRY HOMES
Near WASHINGTON, d. c.
1000 farms for sale or exchange. Write us
BOOTHS FARM AGENCY cor. 10th and q NV.
se16-14t
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1904-12-19
LOCAL NEWS.
FROM FIFTH PAGE.
HARDWICK.

HARDWlCh.
Miss Prior is at work at Dormsn Bridg-
mans.
J. c. Allen OF Burlington, was in town
last week on business.
The infant daughter OF Mr.. and Mrs.
Charles Olmstess, died Dec. u.
Miss Christine Calderwood Of Nashua,
n. H.. visited friends here the past week.
The lecture by DR.. Thomas E. Greene,
was well attended, and much enjoyed by
EI
Mrs. George Simpson of East Crafts
bury, visited at j. II. McLoud's, the past
week.
Mrs. Dams is soon to move her millinery
business into the Marshall store, on Main
street.
w. L. Dow and wife were in Bellows
Falls last week, attending the meeting of
the State grange.
Floyd Fuller and Miss Ursula Moore,
were married IN West Charleston, by Rev
j. W. Burgin, Dec. :. They are TO reside
here. Congratulations.
singing school has been organized
here, which will hold It's meetings in
Academy hall, NJ. Foster, teacher. Next
meeting Dec p.
Mrs. Bennett, who has been staying for
some time with her daughter, Mrs. o. j.
PaTquette, has gone TO Somerville, Mass,
20 pass the winter.
Hardwick grange will hold its next
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1904-12-19

meeting in Sons Of Veterans Hail. FRIDAY
evening Dec %, at which time box sup
! per will be served.
SHEFFIELD.
Lennie Roberts is in town on a vacation
Nellie Whitney has been on the sick list
Little Merle Trip has been on the sick
list.
Estella sprague recently visited at A. S.
Halls.
Everett Barber has returned to Island
| Pond, where he is a clerk In store.
Inez Jones, Nellie Whitney and DR.
Jones were in st Johnsbury last week.
Quite number of the young people OF
/ this place went to South Wheelock last
week to the District Union Of the Good
| Templars.
SUTTON.
The families OF Chas. Aldrich and VIM.
| Hart started Dec Is for their new home in
| Della ware.
Will Bishop and family have moved to
! West Burke.
Mrs. Geo. Fogg, who has been caring
for Mrs. Bayley at West Burke, is at home
| again.
I George LaFarr has taken the Owen MIC
Farland place and his son Earl will work
| for him.
There will be an entertainment and
/ Christmas tree at the North Ridge school
house Saturday evening, Dec. "a. You are
cordially invited to give your presence
and. enjoy the fun, and your presents to
help load the tree.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1904-12-19
The Fourth Annual Peerless Sale will Com
mence at the Davis Store. Monday. Jan. 10th
at 900 q. NJ. Continuing Two Weeks All helE

Tor this sale has been engaged Judging from what we shall have to
sell 1t promises to be lively time the date thus early Tor
two First the trading carnival of the certain lines
for which people wish prepare enables the small purse to
do great things With little makes the whole family glad
Secondly suburban competitors chance know
the exact date blockade the highway with prints usual and
to perform other strategic me uggery 1t beats all
what offerings before the people during these days but OF
usual, Davis is blame all.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1904-12-19

G IRIS 7 NJ A
VII De here about the usual time anu VIII ouI
Fourth Annual Peerless Sale.

we are prepared shopper line assortment
useful articles consisting everything imaginable in wearing apparel
Tor Men, Women and Children will likely look around dur
ing the Holiday doing receive glance
from the buying convince that more
profitable place to buy
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1904-12-19

meeting in Sons Of Veterans Hall, FRIDAY
evening Dec %, at which time box sup
per will be served.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1904-07-07
The Origin of Woman

fought for possession of First Mans
rib. Finally the Devil broke away and
ran with the rib in his hand. Michael
gave chase. and they ran areand the
world several times.
Then the Devil saw a hole In rock
and he dived in. But the hole was
too small. and he stuck fast inside
leaving only his tail outside. Michae.
pulled the Devils tail to get him out
and the Devil yelled inside, but he
couldn't get out. And, although Mich,
ael tugged for several days, he could
not pull out the Devil nor could he
reach in and get the rib. So he pulled
out a knife, cut off the Devils tail
and hurried on to Heaven.
What have you there?" cried AL.
lah.
Then Michael told his story, and
Allah was very angry. But he made
the best of it. and fashioned Woman
out of the DEVILS tail instead of First
Mans rib.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1904-07-07
War on Disease Germs.

Believing that disease germs Turk in
telephone moutbpieces, health officer
Raglan, of San Francisco, directed in
specting physician f. r. Tillman to
phones and give them to the city
chemists, for the purpose of making
cultures of bacteria. to determine the
danger of contagion. Orders were is
sued that all lung testers in public
places must be removed for the same
reason. 1t was also recommended
that janitors sweep the public schools
in the afternoon instead of in the
morning, and that they wipe down the
baseboards once a week or oftener.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1904-07-07

and turn me over. I'm done enough
on one side
Some additional remarks will new
err be spread on the public records,
but as it was necessary for him to
remain in an excessively hot room
for half an hour after leaving, you car
imagine the humor of the thing. John
l.. was witty in his anger. He swore
that he had dropsy and that he had
sweat out his life's blood; that he
had water on the brain, and that his
brains had left him in the shape of
perspiration; that he would now be
an idiot and stick to the stage for the
rest of his life. Then he was led
away for a rundown.
After the bath" continued Null.
doom, Sullivan and | took walk over
the town to one of the open springs
where the water flows from the rock
hotter than it is possible to drink
John drew a cupful and as the metal
began to heat through, the cup be
came difficult to hold. He threw
down the drinking vessel in q minute
and started on run from the spring
yelling:
Come away, Billy. hi isn't hall
mile from here
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1904-07-07
SERMONS OF JUNGLE RUFUS"
Gift Of Eloquenoe Possessed by His
crate Darky.

craze DdTHts
"Near my home over in Virginia,
says the business woman" there is a.
small Baptist. church. where every
Sunday a negro called Uncle Rufus
breaches. / have always suspected
that Uncle Rufus doesn't know how TO
read. though he won't confess II. am
sure his eldest daughter selects his
texts for him, but | wouldn't dare tell
him l think so. He came to see me
the last time l was at home, ana
promised to send him a new Bible
from Washington. His last name is
Robertson or Robinson. and when
was asking how | should address the
package | inquired how he spelied
his name. Uncle Rufus wasn't to be,
caught by any such transparent trick.
as that.
well, Miss Betty he said. I amt.
a-goin to tell you how | spells it. You,
jes' spell 1t the way you likes best. /
certainly amt going to dictate to a.
lady
Il went once to hear Uncle Rufus
preach a funeral sermon says the
same woman. 1T was flowery &dl
eloquent address, garnished with
many quotations. Uncle Rufus re-
ferred touchingly to the untimely TAX
ing off of the deceased and to the
ways of providence, which are beyond
mortal comprehension.
'Shorely, my friends said he,
what the poet says is fact. God
moves in mischievous way His won
ders to reform. Washington Post.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1904-07-07

away. And IL you had give me note
for Marse Lex, ! specks Miss Mary
would took it away fun me. An
moved Marse Lex was wantin' to
make up wild you, an you was wantin
him to IL he'd come yere and say SO.
Nom, amt tell so mighty many
lies"
Carlin stepped up to the girls side.
"Claribel. dear" he said. lis the boy
right? Do you care YETI
II reckon / do-only-oniy | never
would have told you" said Miss Clar-
ibel softly.
It was the sound of chuckie that
brought Carlin up with start. and a
moment after George Washington
found himself set firmly out in the
hall, the door closed behind him, and
a silver dollar in his hand.
81 wisht them ye:e birthdays was
every day" said George Washington
as he climbed the stairs to his bed
room.-Boston Globe.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1904-07-07

found him penniless but happy, save
for the four-mile homeward tramp
AS for the greeting he would get
on arrival that was too far in the
future to bother him. How to get
home was the problem.
Carlin had not gone back, and
George found him in Doc Stayton's
drug store.
I've been lookin' for you, Marse
Lex" he said. for to tell you stump.
in what Miss Clar'bel done tole me
to tell you. Hit done get clean outer
| my membrance this yere mornin'.
She say to me dat if l was to see
you | was to tell you she was willin'
to make up wild you, but she warn't
gwine to wait no long time
She told you that" cried Carlin.
suspiciously.
mo. sub, she amt jes' tole me, but
dat note, Miss Mary done get dis
mornin'. hit say hit
How do you know?"
Cause | done read hit,r explained
George Washington frankly. Hit
say dat sheh was waitin for you. an
that lessen you come this yere very
night to see her. she's gwine to marry
that other genterman-dat Mr. Tom
Carter. dat Miss Mary want her to-"
why in thunder didn't you tell me
this before. you little imp" growled
Carlin as he started for his buggy.
Tired with his day, George Wash.
ington alternately slumbered and
logged awake as the buggy whrled
along over the rough Virginia road to
Fairview hall.
When at last they drew up in the
circle before the door. and he had
hitched the horse to the old locust at
the corner of the veranda, George
Washington lost no time in climbing
to his bed over the back Kitchen
1t was not destined to long. He
was brought out of sleep and his
quilts with a jerk and hand grasp
ing his collar. The hand was that of
Mr.. Carlin, and il marched George
Washington down the kitchen stairs,
through the dining room into the par.
lor, where Miss Claribel was sitting
with an indignant flush on her face
and her eyes swapping.
Did you tell Mr.. Carlin that
wrote him notes?" said Miss Claribel
1t was on George Washington's lips
to deny the charge, but he say Carlin
handling small riding whip sug-
gestively
"Yasm, said he huskily.
And that | wanted him to come
here to-night-and make up?"
'Yas'm."
What made you tell those lies?"
'Ahe greater Washington name
sake felt of a crack in the floor with
one bare brown toe.
Il dunno, Miss Clar'bel | just
reckoned Marse Lex would like to
yere it."
But | never said anything of the
kind"
Nom" George looked up boldly,
"yoa amt never said hit, but | done
seed you kissin of Marse Lexis pic
ture yesterday-an' il you didn't want
him to make up what for was yea
/ dom dat?"
Miss Claribel colored. 1t was one
thing to ask questions and quite an
other to answer them. George saw
his advantage.
Goose | lied some, but | amt lied
/ so mighty much. Miss Clar'bel Miss
| Mary did say one day dat she wisht
| you'd marry dat Carter genterman,
an dat she was ~ IN 20 sen you
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1904-07-07
VISITORS TO HOLY CITY.
Many Christians Have Gone With r

Many Christians Have Gone With Pill
.-aerims to Mecca.
A, ~ twriter on Arabia gives
quit fSf adventurous travellers
Wild 9gisited the holy city OF
Medlglk Which is not open to any but
true believers i'm Mohammed. He
says: I'VE can name Italians, Var
thema and Finati; Germans, Wild,
Seetzen and Won Nathan; English
men, Pitts, Burton, Keane: Swiss,
Burckhardt; Spaniard, Badia; a
Swede, Wallin; Dutchman, Hur-
gronje; a Freedman, Courtellemont.
Niebuhr heard of a French surgeon and
two Englishmen; Burton quotes an
unnamed pilgrim; Doughty heard Of
more than one Frank and himself
met an Italian, calling himself Fer
rari who was on his way to Mecca
with the Persian hail; Pitts found an
Irishman in the town; Nathan says
that Leon Roches, French consul in
Tunis, had made the pilgrimage, as
had also an English sailor. Varthema,
Wild, Pitts, Seetzen, Burckhardt, Wal
lin, Burton and Keane visited Medina
also" The Dutch Arabist, Snouck
Hurgronje, spent five months in the
holy city as late as 1886.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1904-07-07
Told of "JOhn L"

The sympathy shown that old war
rior, John l.. Sullivan, during his ILL
ness proves that he still holds a warm
spot in the hearts of the sporting
men OF the country. The many ad-
ventures of John l.. would fill a large
volume of interesting reading, but
probably the funniest affair of his
career was his trip to the Hot Springs
some years ago, accompanied by
Billy" Muldoon. The story is told
by the latter:
Il insisted that nothing would do
John but a vapor bath, the system
ideal for beginning a training course,
and had big negro, larger six inches
around the chest than Sullivan, shove
him inside and close the door. Then
came hoarse sound as the inmate
struggled with the thick vapors that
choked the lungs and made breathing
difficult. In ten seconds John was
sweating as he had never thought it
it possible for human being to per-
spire. Suddenly the glass transom
was smashed and Sullivan's head and
shoulders came through.
Hi, there he yelled to the terror
stricken negro, tell the cook to come
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1904-07-07

forget his tribute to Titan. II was a
picture. When he had completed 1t
he said
81 have found red-haired people
wherever | have been. except one
place. / was in Jefferson City recent
~ and went over to the state peni-
tertiary. | found every shade of hair
in that prison save red. | felt some
what fiattered over this discovery and
mentioned what | had noticed to the
warden. He replied that he couldn't
account for 1t except on the ground
that the red-headed man was too cum
ming to get caught
1T was this turn of Browns speech,
aga ne aSroit way In which it was
done, that resurrected the old rebel
yell in the hall.
"One of the Johnnies had shock
of hair that would have thrown a
boiled lobster into the shade. He was
quite popular in the county. and after
he had heard Brown on red hair he
organized the Red Headed Rangers Of
Cass county. and when the returns
came in on election night Cass county
was almost unanimous for Brown.
But when Brown was nominated
for vice president on the ticket head
ed by Greeley the Red Headed Rang.
ers bucked. The leader of the organi-
cation told Gov Brown that II the con-
vention had put him on as the head
of the ticket every redheaded man in
the United States would have voted
for him. The Johnny Reb of Missouri
never enthused over Greeley"
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1904-07-07
Who Was to Blame

An omnibus was going along
crowded thoroughfare. with an i'm.
mense railway van travelling by its
side, but just little in its rear AS
they passed certain street out shot
a dogcart at full speed, driven by a
young gentleman dressed to extremity.
with button-hole and eye-glass. and
with his coachman sitting beside him
with folded arms, and that contemptu.
GUS indifference in his face with which
the professional ever regards the per.
Torrance of the amateur The driver
of the omnibus pulled up short and
the dogcart dashed across 1t. only to
meet the full force of the van, which
went through it as though it had been
a box of matches.
The youthful parsonage on the top
of it, with his coachman, was, of
course, thrown out hnt otherwise not
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1904-07-07

Here is the legend told among the
Turkish peasants explaining the origin
of women:
Allah made First Man, then discov-
cred that he was incomplete.
81 must make Woman" said Allah.
So he sent for the Archangel Michael
and said to him:
Il find that Man is incomplete. Go
you to Paradise, take from Man one
rib and from that | shall make Wo-
man."
So Michael hurried to Paradise and
found First Man asleep. and took a
rib from MIN. Then he set out on his
return to Heaven. But on his return
he met the Devil, who said:
What have you there, Michael?"
"A bone" he answered, from which
Allah shall fashion Woman"
Let me look at it," said the Devil
But Michael would not, whereupon
the Devil tried to take 1t, and the two
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1904-07-07
Chean Performances.

The success of the Berne popular
theatre experiment is assured Twice
a week the doors of the principal play
houses are open to the public at the
nominal price of ten cents to all
corners. Although theaters are sub.
sidized by the state in some countries,
the Swiss are the first without state
aid to bring to the drama the intelli-
gent and even educated citizens who
cannot pay the cheapest rates at the
regular performances. The deficit in
the box-office receipts is made up from
fund of $4,000 raised by voluntary
gifts.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1904-07-07
Red Hair a Bond

Says an old-time politician, who. like
gambler. turns everything for or
against his luck:
There is an affinity between red
heads, laugh at the idea as you may.
Il have tested it. They are drawn
together irreslstibly. | recall an in
cident in which B. Gratz Brown turn
ed his FURNISHED locks to a good &C.
count.
When he was the Liberal Repub-
lican candidate for governor of Mis-
souri, his locks were not only golden.
but they hung down over his collar in
curly disorder. He had a meeting in
Pleasant Hill, one of the Secesh
strongholds of the state.
THE returned JOHNNY Rebs were not
altogether pleased with the Liberal
Republican idea. But it was that or
the straight thing, so they submitted.
"A newspaper in Pleasant Hill had
referred in an ungracious way to Red
Headed Brown. When the candidate
appeared In the hall, which was filled
for the most part with ex-Confeder-
ates and bushwhackers, he said in his
drawing manner. which was more
marked than Mark Twain's drawl, that
he had been told that some objection
had been made to him because his
hair was red.
"Twirling some of his locks about
his fingers, he went away back and
called up the galaxy of redheads who
had been famous in history. Brown
was scholarly and winning in his man
ner when he chose to be. | shall never
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1904-07-07

seriously damaged by the fall
Then came the inevitable police.
man, and the question whose fault it
was.
The omnibus driver. who had seen
ii all, was appealed to by all parties.
Was il my fault?" inquired the
young gentleman.
Your fault! Well. certainly not, "
growled the philosopher
Then whose fault was it," contin.
ued the youth. greatly pleased, and
naturally expecting the van man to be
denounced.
Well, it was your coachman's."
But how could that be? He was
doing nothing. How could 1t be his
fault?"
Why. just because he was dom
nothin and lettin' a baby like you
drive, itI.ts.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1904-07-07

But a-makin' love toward 'em In a
spoony way an sighIn',
An a-rollin' up their eyeballs like doggy
calf a-dyin',
Is degradin' to our gender, don't keer
how bad they are smitten,
An gal that amt wuth askin' fur ain I
nowise wuth a-gittin.
Mebbe gals that's gittin' skeery as they
see their chances slppin',
An kin feel the strands a-partin' In the
rope a hope they're grippin'
Are eXcusable fur trytn' as last resort
to try 10
other gals d tie to;
But If any lovin' rider ever ropes this
little critter
He will have to do the ehinnin' neces-
sary fur to get 'er;
SO I'll jest keep on attendin to my in
diVidual knittin'.
Fur z gal that amt wuth asknt fur by
gosh. amt with a-gittin'
James Barton Adams in Denver Post.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1904-07-07

"DoGGoNE THIS GARDEN Anyhow
There never was a game of ball
But what ! got to-or | should
Stay home and help with this or that,
Err else pitch ia an saw tn woodi
An when tn circus is in town
/ better leave there, ma allows,
About an hour before its dark
To go and hustle home them cows!
Oh dear! this garden work is hardi
I'm tired now, almost-I feel
Like l was goin' Z faint and fall
| guess I'm sick 1t SEEMS so reall
You beti The score was to 10.
We walloped 'em at every playi
l made a home run. too. by iing-
Tn glad that ] was sick to-day.
Just about the time we get used
to a mans looks with a full beard
he visits the barber and we have to
begin all over again
We don't care If the old mill never
grinds with the water that is past,
so long as there is plenty of water
yet to come.
1t is the things we do under ad.
verse circumstances that show the
metal of which we are made.
Many a man would sacrifice the
biscuits mother used to make for the
dough that uncle made.
Make the most of the small oppor-
tunities. They in turn, will help you
to greater ones.
A good way to keep the boy on
the farm is to hire a pretty dairy
maid
The golden rule some men live by
is merely plated.
In the theater of life there is no
asbestos curtain.