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Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1904-09-10
COUNTY.
\ Good Joke.

Last week a young man from Western
port went to John McGuigan 5 store at
Piedmont to buy Il pair of shoes. He
took two pairs of patent leather shoes
home, tried them on and selected on"
pair. He put the other pair back i'll the
box To be returned, and placed the box
on the tahl" so he wouldn't forget them.
\ bcvy of WesternpOrt girls were 60
ing 20 Mt LAX" Park that day, and
they had fried chicken, baked cakes,
etc, and packed them in shOe-boXes.
They of course started off III a hurry,
and i'll mistake took the young mans
Shue-hoX instead of one of the lunch
boxes. The man took his shoes back to
McGuigan's and put them on the
counter. After Il while Mr. McGnigan
picked up the box to place it back upon
the shelf, but opened it first to see
which pair the young man kept when
to his surprise he saw napkins, chickens,
aud lot of other ings and things of which
girls are fond. He was not slow to take
i'll the situation and the fried chicken
and appurtenanceS thereto belonging
When customers came in they were sur
priSed to see the merchant looking so
well, us though he had had a full meal
once. McGuigan had promised his
stomach never to tell, but murder will
ont. and so will fried chicken when off
its rOOSt
The giGlS went to- Mt. Lake Park and
all spread their good things ont together.
Just imagine how their mouths spread
when they hehrll Miss spread
out Il pair of patent leather shoes! She
came home and went to MrGuiSan'S To
exchange boxes, hut she might as well
have tried to get her hear, back from Il
soldier lover i'll the Philippines rs that
chicken and cake from McGuigan.
If you go to Piedmont, listen; they
say that McGuigan is Smacking his lips
so loud yet that people wonder if the
Fourth of July lasts all summcr.-Queen
CITY GDUtjTr
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1904-09-10
CRURCHMEN.

Bishop Henry y. Sattcrlce of Wash
ington Is suffering from til" effects of
overwork and too close application.
Archbishop McsSmer officiated re-
Gently at the festival of Corpus Christi
In the celebration by the Indians of the
Keshena Indian reservation.
The Rev. Dr. Jsuiah Il. IIopwood of
Newark, y. j., has just celebrated his
thirty years paStoratc Of the Calvary
Presbyterian church of that city.
DR.. Mackenzie. who has been elected
president of Hartford Theologicnl sem
mary. Is only forty-livc years old. He
Is the son Of a missionary and was
born ut FaurcSmith, Orange River col
ony, South Africa. Dr. Mackenzie was
educated at Edinburgh university.
Rev. Robert NJ. .Aylcsworth, pastor
of the Simpson Methodist Episcopal
church Of Jersey city. has posted a
notice In his church that during the
warm season he would be gratiticd II
the ladies would attend church without
their hats and If the gentlemen would
adopt neGlgre costumes, that all may
worship In comfort.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1904-09-10
Learned Him Better.

UItr-Do you recollcct that once when
we had tiff | said you were just as mean
as YOU could be?
W"Sbnnd-Ics darling.
Wu;-Oh, how little did ! know You
them
f. r. Johnston, ex-editor and ii
scholarly assistant of j. w. Young,
Clerk of the Circuit Court, clipped the
above collcquy from the Baltimore S"n
of Tuesday and i'll ii personal letter
inquirr,i-
Do you remember what a time we had
once explaining that expression, Learned
Him Better"
The JOURNAL remembers that, and
morr-'ha. through carelessness, it
was i'll the wrong
In other terms, Johnston WAS right.
Which is one reason why the JOUR
NAL regrets to note in the next and
last paragraph of his letter that it is
sometimes wrong to be glad"
| often think of the pleasant little chats
and SlatS you and had through our papers,
and but for them am glad to be out of the
business.
The JOURNAL offsets this by express
ing its sincere regret and its belief that
this time it is right.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1904-09-10
FROsTBURG, Md, SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 10, 1904.
DANES AND DAUGHTERS.

Miss Josephine Ponce dc Leon.
lineal descendant Of the discover Of
Florida, has entered n convent at AL
hany.
Mrs. Amanda W. Reed, recently de-
ceas,Nl. provided In her will for the
founding In Portland. Ore. of m inSti-
tuition similar TO Cooper Union.
Miss Mllic Holmes English. has.
nftcrstwrlvc years residence taken ont
naturalization papers IN order to he
eligible for n position nj the Philadel-
phia mint.
Mrs Mary T.. Buscy, candidate on
the Republican state ticket In Illinois
for university trustee. Is the wife of
Colonel BuScy, noted rs the only man
who ever defeated Speaker Cannon for
congress.
Dr. Ale" Snyder. director of the girls
gymnasium of the University Of Michi-
gan and having under her care so
"co-cds." each year. recently resigned
TO wed Dr. Hugh Thompson of New
York city.
Mrs. Jefferson Davis. widow of the
has declined II gift Of SlG0 from the
Georgia Daughters OF the Cunfctlcracy
on tn" ground that sl" cannot accept
gratrllticS from any source.
Mrs. Ruhl"y ID. Evans. wife of Rear
Admiral Evans, and her daughter. Mrs.
&. G. Marsh. had the distinction of be-
ing not only presented to the empress
of Japan. but of being the first Amer
leans and foreigners To have that hon
or.
Louise Michel, whose death was pre-
maturrly announced Il few weeks ago.
rallied ;t th" last moment aIl OH re-
gaining her strength. delivered an adj
dress In Paris entitled al the Portals
Of Death. which mUvCd m..:,y of her
hearers to tears.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1904-09-10
Conversation Between
Saiesgiri and Buyer
"H DON'T know just what color do

~ DON'T know just what color I do
want" said the young man to
the girl who presided ut the tie
counter What color would you get
If you was me?"
Il don't know" replied the girl doubt
fully, looking at him. you've got blue
eyes. but you're sort of dark complex
ioned.''
Your eyes are brown, ain't they"
The girl dropped the lasErs over them
effectively. Il think blue would be
real becoming" she said, but you
could wear red just as We'll"
Red suits you" said the young man
admiringly.
How would this do?" asked the girl.
"What'S that?'
"Forty -eight-the same as the 9th
ers."
81 mean what do you call the tie?"
"Oh, that's an ascot"
"I'd have to tie that myself, wouldn't
IW
Surely"
"Then that lets me out. I never
could tie tie, and haven't anybody
to tie it for me. That's pretty hard
luck, amt it? Have you got bow?"
81 don't know that it's any Of your
business" said the girl.
81 mean bow tie. Course l knew
you had beau-dozens OF 'em. When
a ladys got your looks she amt going
to be understood ed with beaus."
you're jollier, amt you?" said the
girl.
Not SOS you'd notice 1t. l wouldn't
try to give you jolly anyway.
wouldn't give You anything but the
straight goods"
"I don't know" said the girl, with a
somewhat softened manner. I'D hate
to trust you How would this bow
do?"
'Ill take it if you say SO. If you
think it's all right, it's all right for
me-
"Was there anything more?'
"You don't keep these matrimonial
ties, do your
you'll have to go round to the court
house for one" said the girl 1--WE don't
carry them. Customers would be bring
ing 'em back all the time and wanting
to exchange 'em for something better.
Ca-ashw
"You amt so slow, either" said the
young man.-Clevelnnd Plain Dealer.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1904-09-10
CURIOUS CULLlNGS.

Sign seen In New York; This Base
ment Moved Upstairs
BY the swapping Of a chain on board
the French warship Henri ". ut La
Rochelle q gunner was cut into three
pieces.
The BARRIERS in Cuba lather their pa
irons with their hands, from bowl
made to ut under the chin. \ brush Is
bot used.
Firing ut II herd of boars In the dark.
some peasants at Zsikva. I'm Hungary,
shot ten of their companions, three be-
ing killed and seven dangerously
wounded.
A woman who died recently in CHI
cagO had for years kept Il number Of
chickens, nnd I'm her will she left $50
to be used in erecting "a chicken house,
good and warm and lined inside and
outside" for them.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1904-09-10

She was 4 maid who had been with
the doctor for years, and the habitual
expressions Of those years could not be
easily laid aside.
When the doctor died she remained
at the house. An old friend of the
doctor who had been abroad and had
not heard of his death called and was
admitted.
II would like to see DR.. H." he
said.
I'm sorry" said the maid. "but the
doctor is deadw
Stricken by this dread intelligence
the visitor sat silent for some minutes.
After waiting some time the maid
ventured timidly:
"Will you-will you-waitT T'-Lippin-
cott's Magazine.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1904-09-10
SPORTING NOTES.

Tom Jenkins. Amcrica'a greatest
handicap does not seem tu Interfere
with his work on the INIT.
Dick Cooley has come 10 life with IL
vengeance this season. lie leads the
Boston Nationals In batting with .3lJ
average and the regulars In fielding
with .9Al.
Claudia Hal. the fivc-year-old PAGER
by Direct Hal. 2:0lh. ls now the prop
erty of J. X. Comans. Spring lIill. No
va Scotia, and she will be raced in the
provinces.
Dr. De Foe OF San Jose Cal. recently
purchased from &. \. Durfce the two
ycar-old colt Covcy. by Mcndoclno,
2:19ln. the sire of Monte Carlo. 2:OIH.
dam Rose Mckinney. by Mckinney.
2114.
The wo-ycnr-old colt Lord Levci-
stoke, by Bingpn. 2:OGL,, dam May
Fern, in Dave McClnry's stable at
Charter Oak track, recently stepped an
easy workout in 2:1S and came the last
half In Leo.
"Wr'rc out for the championship"
says Joe Kelley of the CincinnatiS.
"Our pitchers are ali in good shape.
and everybody knows what our field
ers can do. We can beat both New
York and thicaEo.'
MANAGE Selee of the Chicago club,
while in Philadelphia recently, signed
Catcher ''IIrouuwny Alex" Smith
There Is Il lot of good ball left in Alex,
and he will surely earn his salt as
Chicago's change catcher.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1904-09-10
MADISON'S ADVANCE.
TENNESSEE COUNTY AWAKE TO THE
VALUE OF GOOD ROADS.

Many Miles of Improved Highways
ating the Farmers Good system
For Rond Repairing.
Communities burdened with impassa
Die roads might follow to good advan-
tage the plan adopted by Madison
county. Tenn, to improve its high
ways That this county is awake to
the most important question Of good
roads. which Is now prominently be-
fore the country, is shown by the fact
that within the past twelve months
the county has secured the passage Of
n bill by the Tennessee legislature au-
thorizlng an issue Of bonds in the sum
of $3OO.O0O. has organized construc-
ton force and built eight miles of road
during the past season, and all ar
rangements are perfected to push to
completion ut least four miles Of road
per month during the working season.
Jackson is the county seat Of Madison
county and Is located at about its CEN
ter, and these roads are being built in
all directions from Jackson.
Mr.. Samuel G. Lancaster, chief engi-
ncer of the County Good Roads asso-
ciation, tells in Good Roads Magazine
how the work was begun as follows:
Although a good roads train visited
us In 1901 and great interest was
aroused. nothing was accomplished in
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1904-09-10

"Yes." he said, "it weighed three pounds
And was just about so long.
Did II fight? For twenty rounds!
And you bet II finished strong.
Twas beauty. on the square!
And we photographed II too.
Contradict me. IL you dare:
Guess this snapshot shows it's true!
eyes" he said. "our luck was great!
Say, we caught 'em by the score.
Almost any kind of bait
Some we've often used before
Trout! by Jove. I've fished a lot,
But never saw the like.
Every time | cast got
Like n fash dandy strike.
Yes" he said "and by the way,
We had hardly started out
Guess II was the second day.
When hooked a monster trout!
Got him almost TO the shore,
Then he broke the hook-oh. pshaw!
Probably l wasn't sore
Biggest fish l ever saw"
Milwaukee Sentinel
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1904-09-10
SEMI-LOCAII.


Among the reports of the Davis mott
ticariOn exercises last week was report
that 1.-THE famous 'Stonewall Brigade
Band of Staunton, Va, organized by
Gen. (StOncwalD Jackson, played stir
ring airs" There were some things
Gen. Jackson didn't do, one of which is
he never 'organized u band His
enterprise didn't tend that way. More
over, bands, like chaplains, We're not
"brigade" affairs. The rule with both
was-they belonged to regiments.
Messrs. Thomas j. Johnson, Loui' W.
Turner and Marx w. Anderson, are
Garrett county jurors drawn for Scptem-
Der term from District No. 9-across the
line.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1904-09-10
Masculine View.

leap year" remarked the bachelor
boarder, must be great comfort to
every woman"
"Why do you think soT' queried one
who still has hopes.
because" explained the b. b., "they
live a whole extra day without adding
to the number Of their years on earth"
Baltimore News.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1904-09-10

Very few, if any, reputable firms will
employ the habitual user of cigarettes ;
no clean society welcomes him to its
circles, and all good people pity him.
There are perhaps more depraved habits
that ii young man may become addicted
to, but they are less conspicuous, and,
therefore, less disgusting in effect upon
the public sense, if not less So upon the
victim. lockwood G0:rttr.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1904-09-10

Blanche-I want pair Of slippers
for father-number tens, please. and
squeaky.
Genial Shoemaker-Squeaky, miss?
I'm afraid we haven't any Of that kind.
Blanche-I am so sorry. Couldn't
you make him sQueaky pair? There
is n certain young gentleman who WIS.,
Its me frequently and 1t would be very
convenient for him to know Just when
pa is coming downstairs.-ScOttish
American.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1904-09-10
Intended to bc lmpcrt

The directors of the esteemed Baltimore
Uer"id have gone Democratic again. The
price is not stated-Lonaconing StW of
Lonaconing.
Is this a real estate or personal prop
erty sale?
Or when newspapers "go' for party,
Is it usual to state the price?
How would 81 year "and other con-
SideratiUnS' sound
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1904-09-10
AUTOMOBILES.

Laws to regulate the speed of auto
mobiles are all right, but operators
who can regulate the rate are a greater
necessity ty.-Lawrence Telegram.
A western man committed suicide
because he could not guide his autOmO-
bile. Most men guiding automobiles
prefer to commit homicide. - Alta anta
Journal
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1904-09-10
GENERAL.
The Truth.

The New York Trjb"Dc says that high
prices of meats are forcing small dealers
to the wall. In country which pro-
duccs everything in abundance such IL
situation is intolerable and would not
endure for day if the people who are
made victims of the conditions We're
not slaves to political prejudice. This
prejudice is what keeps very many of
the trusts salive.-ROcheste Urrdd.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1904-09-10
Small WAYS orthc Great.

I,fThnt hini,rni,,, =,
In what way"
Hell give hundreds of thousands of
dollars to establish universities, but it
makes him cross to see the tax collector
coming around for his share of support
for public schools. Washington Star.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1904-09-10
TOWN MD VICINITY.
How Is Ii Here &?

The Salisbury star wants the Town COun-
Gil to pass an Ordinance to keep cows off the
streets at all times and prohibiting four
legged hogs from being kept within the
borough. The star seems to doubt the
efficiency or the propriety of trying to fence
ont the two-leggcd hogs, yet upon the whole
they are the least -COnucllsvillc
fOuFicr.
Well stated.
1t is quite in order to assume, then,
that in COnnellsviIlc but for the two
legged" brethren the "four-leggcd'
branch of the hog family would not be
wanted i'll town
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1904-09-10
Orphans Court.

At yesterdays session
james B. and John j.. Dixon, executors of
David Dixon, deceased filed list of debts
due settled their first and final account and
made distribution under the will of deceased.
The last will and testament of George W.
Grove, deceased, was filed, proven and
admitted to probate and record
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1904-09-10
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May Is, 1904.

>\,rd AFTER above date until further
notice TRAINS will arrive and depart
\ from CUMBERLAND AS follows;
Main Line.
EAsrBoUNp.
Washington, Baltimore, Philadelphia and
New York Express
No. 4. arrives 30 a m; leaves 2;2S a. M
No 10 leaves 2:lH a. III.
No. $. arrives 7:46 a. M. ; leaves S;oH a m
No. = arrives SIS a. M; leaves NJ a III.
No. g. arrives 1247 p. M; leaves 70 y. M
No. II. arrives 1920 p. M; leaves lo;i' p Ill
xBaltimore and Way:
No. o.l4.................... leaves 3l5 y. M
Express:
No i6. arrives 6:l7 p. M; leaves 6:35 y. H.
xGrafton and Way:
No. +6 arrives 1859 II. III.
No. -. arrives 7:25 p. III.
wEsTBoUNp.
Pi,tsburg Express:
No. 9. arrives loo Il. III.
Pittsburg Limited:
No II. arrives 4:35 a. M
Cincinnati and St Louis Express:
No. 3. arrives 5:l0a m; leaves 5:l7 a. III,
xParkersburg, Wheeling and Way:
n, leaves 700 Il. III.
Express
No II. arrives $40 a III.
No. So. arrives 2:35p. H.. leaves 3o5 p. H.
Nh ~. arrives 2:55 p. III. leaves i:3oP M.
Cincinnati and st. Louis Limited Express;
No. |. arrives SD p. m. leaves S:2S p m'
Chicago Express:
No. 7..arrives ll:45 p. m. leaves ll;52 p. IN.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1904-09-10

II AVE been Il standing joke great many
l l years but with us the expression is a
Joke which our customers think works the
other way, and below you will find Il few of
our 2Oth-Ccntury
DRUGSTORE PRICES:
Peruna. ........ .......... 81 cents
CaStOria-Fletcher' .... % cents
Hoods Sarsaparilla ....... - cents
Scott's Emulsion large bottle. - cents
Best-Quality crepe Paper ii bolt cents
Writing Paper-a box worth %
cents ............. 10 cents
Boiled Linseed Oil-pure, IA gal
lon Observation-Disclosures. 30 cents
Roof Paint guaranteed by us to
stand-a gallon ............. $l.25
Rye Whiskey, years old, full
pint mot three-quarters of a
Many other articles, too numerous to
mention here
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1904-02-19

A few more Russian war vessels
knocked out by the Japs, a rumored
unimportant land fight in which the
Japs got licked, and all kinds of reports
about the movements of the armies and
navies of the warning nations consti,
tute the very unsatisfactory budget o.
doings in the Far East this week. The
press censors over there are evidently
working the blue pencil overtime.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1904-02-19

If you have a farm or town lot
to sell, or if you wish TO buy one,
call on me-.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1904-02-19
ADDRESS j. M.

The signs of the times point to a
warm contest in the next Congressional
convention in this district. At present
the leading candidates seem to be
Congressman Hermann, Hon. L. T.
Harris of Lane and Hon. George
Brownell of Clackamas. There is a
rumor afoat that Congressman Her.
mann has not decided to again become
a candidate. Claude Catch, Marion
county's favorite son, is also reported
out of the race, and Percy Kelly OF
Linn, is a doubtful starter. One thing
is certain: The choice of the conven'
ton will be a good man.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1904-02-19

A Chicago poet brought a libel suit
against a New York editor and was
promptly and properly turned down by
the court. The editor, it seems, had
merely exercised his American priv
llege of joshing the rhymemaker-a
temptation which is practically ire
sistible. The poet who really means it
should be suppressed.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1904-02-19

Doesn't it beat all how the Repub-
leans Of Multnomah county love Roose-
welt! Such harmony is unnatural, alb
normal aud alarming. 1t probably
isn't possible for it to spread into
municipal and state politics.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1904-02-19

Senator Fairbanks Of Indiana will
undoubtedly be the next candidate for
Vice President on the ticket with
Roosevelt. The brilliant and brainy
Hoosier is all right in every way, and
his state will recognize the compliment
with a rousing majority for the Repub.
lican standard-bearers.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1904-02-19

II all reports of the trouble in the
Far East are not entirely reliable, the
war correspondents at least know what
the majority of newspaper readers en-
joy. The Japanese colorlng gives gen.
eral satisfaction.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1904-02-19
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
United States Land Office, Oregon City Or.

VHItou S'HVes Lauu UI1ce, Ulegon City Or.
January 4, 1901.
Notice is hereby given that the following.
named settler has filed notice OF his intention
to make final proof in support Of his claim,
and that said proof will be made before tho
County Clerk Of Lincoln county, at Toledo. Or
ON February 10, 1901, viz:
Milton A.. BEEN. IL. Il. No. 1924 for the lots
A and 8, section 81, township 10 $, row
lie names the following witnesses to prov,
his continuous residence upon aud cultivation
OF said land, viz:
ed Smith and d. F. Smith both Of Tide
water, oregon, William R. Wakefield of valid
port, Or, and r. II. Howell, Toledo, Or,
ALeERNos 8. DRESSER, Register.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1904-02-19

Astronomers tell us that the coming
18th of March, st. Patrick's day, will be
celebrated by N, eclipse,of the sun,
and there will be another on Septem.
Der 9-followed by the total eclipse of
the Democratic party in November.
Wait for 'em.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1904-02-19

1t was left for jeff Myers, the leading
Democrat OF Oregon, to spring Harvey
Scott rs "A candidate for Vice President
on the Republican ticket. The humor
Of this famous strawberry blonde is IT.
resistible,
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1904-02-19

Russia is said to be real mad at Us.
The bear will be able to keep busy
without monkeying with Uncle Sam.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1904-02-19

w. Il. Hearst, the somewhat noted
Democratic yellow ne~wspaperist, is
making a strong bid for the Democratic
nomination for the Presidency.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1904-02-19

Inquiring Caliiornian-No, there has
not been anything like a drouth in
Oregon during the present month.
Churchill standard. (Fallon, Nev) 1903-1908, 1904-12-17
One on Us.

We are informed that Editor
SMALL Of the Fallon STANDARD
ran a very Industrious campaign
down in Churchill for the Assem-
bly,, SAYS the Sparks Headlight.
Hs appeared at one farm house
while a woman was about to
milk a COW. Wanting votes.
Small volunteered to milk the
COW for the lady: HIS off, was
accepted aud the candidate
went to work, and he informed
the lady he was a candidate for
aSSemblvman and he az ked her
If she knew his opponent. The
lady told him that size did, and
that Mr.. Ferguson was behind
the barn holding the calf while
the milking was going ON.
SMALL fell off the stool aud up
set q bucket full OF milk all over
a pair of $40 pants. running
them, and then fled from the
ranch.
The above makes good read
ing, but we are rather surprised
that Brother Crawford could 50
Churchill standard. (Fallon, Nev) 1903-1908, 1904-12-17

Labor Union masquerade on
on the 29th.