Smyrna times., 1904-11-23

tors, whom he corralled there. he
calls it going to see the Purchase Ex-
position.
During 1904 Italy produced &c.
119. 200 gallons of olive oil. Much of
the crop was abandoned because of its
abundance. Pure olive oil hereafter
should be cheap and plentiful in Amer
lea.
1t is just about sixty years since the
first telegraph message was sent from
Washington to Baltimore. Now more
than million messages are sent over
the wires every twenty-four hours.
The election returns fail to show
that Union Labor had the smallest in
fuence on the result. As far as can be
ascertained the organized" working
man hurrahed for Parker and voted
for Roosevelt.
The furniture of Daniel J. Sully, the
cotton bull bankrupt, was recently
sold at auction in New York city. 1t
brought $1,000. A lot of Oriental rugs
went for 81, $50 A poster of a black
cat sold for $169.
A farmer in Deerfeld, Pa, has
raised $1,000 bushels of white potatoes
on farm of $50 rcres. Value $50, 900.
He used 100 tons of fertilizers and
half ton of Paris green to kill potato
beetles. That is better than being a
Supreme Court Judge or Cabinet
Minister so far as salary goes.
President Roosevelt acts promptly
If not preeipitately. He will recon-
mend to Congress a revision of the en-
tire tariff schedule and hopes that the
Philippine tariff will be revised and
corrected without any delay. Secre-
tary Taft evidently has the Presidents
ear.
There was cobbler in the old Bay
State,
Who made good shoes both early
and late.
He stuck to his last and shod mems
feet.
And now he will sit in the Cover
nOr's seat.
The Countess of Warwick recently
made an address in Manchester, Eng
land, at an opening of an exhibition of
of handicraft. She said "Given con-
ditions of life which presupposed JUS
tice for all and privileges for none, and
the Joy of working an essential of the
Joy of living" The Countess is a So
cialist and Ler words will be read with
interest by the growing Socialist party
IN this country.
Frank A. Vanderlip recently said in
an address to bankers clerks, that he
believes American bankers as a class
are not well educated. They fail to
comprehend the underlying principles
OF finance. He thought English bank
ers are better informed. He said there
should be Journeymen bank clerks, or
tramp bankers, going from city to city
to obtain full knowledge of its trades.
He would also have commercial high
schools. He added that there are MANY
more vacancies in the vice presidencies
of the bank than at the adding ma
chimes.
Even If Mark Twain is silent. the
humors of the campaign and the
Roosevelt landslide bubble up from the
great American public. Says Cover
nor Bates, of Massachusetts,: Gail is
lost save the $3.50 shoe. Another de-
feated candsdate says: "There must
have been two Roosevelts to get so
many votes" A dyed-in .the-wool old
time gentleman says it was mistake
to pass over Grover Cleveland. The
President has waited in vain at the
White House for dispatches from Wat
son, Swallow, Debs, Miles and Schley.
Mr.. COwherd says ga fire drill is what
the Democrats needed" All the women
suffrage states went solid for Roose-
velt. They are against the race sui
eide. Ex. Senator Hill wants to know
If anybody put an iron bar in Roose-
velt's life preserver.
Energy all gone? Headache? Stom.
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