The Washington times., 1904-10-22

describe. Human happiness, to say
the truth, begins where the cook is
monarch of all she surveys. When
her throne is empty the household
buries its face in sackcloth and heaps
ashes on its head. The Constitution
guarantees all men a trial by jury of
their fellows. Public opinion will
surely not do less when every heart
has borne this same deep sorrow and
all the country is seeking cooks.
Points in Paragraphs.
The Pocahontas episode recalls the
fact that another John Smith was
little or color in his choice.
Charles J. Bonaparte says the Indian
is passing. But We stiH have the col
lege student
In this month of collisions Cassini and
Takahira viii surely meet again.
The white soldier VINO has married
negress is having the color line draw.
Tor Him.
Illinois bankers assert that the coun-
try is growing richer fast, but 90 into
TO details as to distribution of the div
ideHds.
Anything approaching a scrap on the
isrhmus would crowd some OF the com
batants into the sea.
The United States minister 10 Liberia
eutertains such an attitude toward the
missionaries there that they ought TO
convert him.
Don't worry Governor Davis, secrs-
tary Taft can't sin in your chair.
One Virginia bride didn't wear real
lace that came over with the original
jamestown party.
Ii the Democrats had nominated Mr.
Cleveland they would have had en-
Jhus-asm and run for their money.
Ex-Mayor Ames. of Minneapolis. is TO
have a further trial although in rela-
ton 10 his guilt there is no doubt. Even
Ames himself is free from any uncer-
tainty on this point
a Petersburg man was fined 500 for
swearing, but later che fine was remit
ted. Defendant probably able 10 exhibit
a DrovocatiOu.
1t is believed that AIR. Watson is max
ing the sort OF speeches that Mr.. Bryan
would be glad TO make
Mr. Taggart has placed a hand-pafuted
bow In the heavens and spends much
time in studying its beauties.
Navy, but in this country the stumps
are full OF people engl ged in toastlng it.
Thirty Senators are caring the time
when they must test their popularity
with their constituents. and some Of
them are worried.
suly lawyers. for trying 70 straighten
the cotton taugIc. have asked only $4,000
so lar, but are expected TO demand some
thing substantial before they get
through.
If there is a prize for the meanest man
the individual who steals Red Cross
funds can have it,
DIT. Swallows proposition for a joint
tour with Judge Parker shows his nerve
70 be in g1Od condition.
New Jersey courts upheld the law that
fOrbids the shooting live pigeons from
traps. feather in the cap Of Justice.
Henry Georges efforts 10 wear his
fathers mantle permits the garment TO
trail In The mud
Nobody whose building is such as 10
need hre-escaDes should be permitted 10
beg on
An Iowa smoker fired his whiskcrs
from a pipe and was dangerously burn
ed. A suggestion to nreprOOfers.
with bread at six cents and milk on
the rise, even Jhe simple life viii not be
inexpensive.
Senator CulDersou's name isn't iu the
list of guests TO 80 ora Secretary Tafts
Panama trip.
When "a man commits suicide for fear
of insanity he proves that he was not
scared about nothing.
Uuzind of Captain Conrad not 10 let
Mrs. Gore play iu his aisle