New-York tribune., 1904-08-11
THE TALK or THE DAY.

Tho Little Falls OIinnD Herald" contains
number OF interesting items about some OF our
fellow citizens OF the Northwest;
1 Gqok2 M u is NJ ,hePI9s Proskows;i putting up
visited with Mr ard Mrs Martin Woiechowskf last
week Martin Wojechowski was IN Minneapolis on
dash and Joe Iapos Visited az North Prairie Sun
day lncent and Clara Wotska visited with Mr..
aa9 aa9 Mrs FaOi NT0''0'nnSNy at Swan River Sun
As illustration OF the Japanese advance in
the art OF advertising anything be more COM
plete Glan this2 our wrapping paper is as strong
as the hide OF an elephant. Goods forwarded with
the speed OF cannon ball Our silks and satins
soft the checks OF a pretty woman as
beautiful a rainbow. Our parcels are packed
with as much care a young married woman
takes OF her husband
THE ADVERTISING PAGE
o the fairy tales OF Science on the advertising
o the .splendor of achievement IN this wonder
working age!
Shades Of Andersen and GulIiver Munchausen and
We nave found moro potent masters. ye are passe
eru hands
Are as moonllsht unto sunlight: matched with
advertising warCs.
For the air is now our pRthway. ana We walk
And we listen to the voices Of detunct ones at
our ease.
We can cure our fills with thinking that our Ills
do not exist.
We can play diyinest music by the turning OF a
wrist
We out -crasus Croesus daily with a simple water
And fortunes go a-begsing. says the advertising
We may grow .whate'er IS our pleasure. may
We may grow the giant muscles Of the pugilIstio
men,
Grow beautiful compilations. grow straight. or
Make a squirting eye commanding. change to
We can stop. forgetting figures. wake the
Grow to intellectual marveis az we break the
coffee cup-'D
We can so without our breakfast. and hearty
dinner make
o the fairy tales OF Science in this wonder-work-
How they fasolnate our fancy on the advertising
page. -(Puck.
An Irish colder crossing a barrack square
with pail. in which he going to get some
water. A sergeant. passing the time noticed
that Pat had very disreputable looking pair Of
trousers on. and wishing to make a report
stopped the man and asked Where you go
ing?" ITO get some water What! In those
trousers"' NO sergeant. in the pail
Successful Erort-The head Of a matrimonial
combine glanced at a bill from his wifes dress
When proposed to you less than two years
you considered 1t your duty to marry me for the
purpose Of making something out OF me, did you
notr'
We'll" he continued your efforts have not
been In vain. You have succeeded"
I'm so glad" she said. What have I made
Of you, dear?'
Once more he glanced at the bill
"A pauper' he replied with q deep sIgh.-(C.hi-
cago News.
President KRUGER is said TO have expressed a
hope on his deathbed that certain of his personal
effects might ind resting place in national
museum at Pretoria. should it ever be possible
to establish there His wishes applied par
ticularly to copies OF the several constitutions
of the republic and to number OF relics which
might be presumed to possess a national interest
for the Boer people.
Too suave-'TIow much your little boy re-
semblesS your husband" said the cunning poIi-
people grow TO look like those they are much
with. but this Is quite remarkable case We
only adopted the dear little fellow last v-eeIx
-(Chcago Record Herald.
Prince Abbas Hilmi. of Egypt, who was in Lon
don recently. Is a clever farmer a sltIful en-
glneer. master Of five languages a scientist. a
keen man of business, a yachtsman and a urinea
OF many social accomplishments.
OHalloran-It's sorry OF am to foind that We.
hoy ticket 10 the play tonight Mc(Soyern for
yezl not Sir Hinnery. McCiovern-Ifow do
yez know that? Because 1 was there last noieht
and wild me two eyes seen him die In ths last
Rct-(Leslie's Weekly.