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The Savannah morning news., 1904-09-25

through. If she misses writing her
daily stint on week days she forth
with makes up for it by grinding out
seven letters on Sunday. l could not
consent to become such a mechanical
letter writing machine as that.
Il think we women might learn a
lesson from our husbands and broth
ers. For instance, at dinner my hus-
band will say, oh, by the way, So-and-
So dropped into the office, and we went
out to lunch together. Hadn't seen him
for ever so long. Had good visit
with him, and he wished to be re-
membered to you. Fine fellow. AL
ways enjoy meeting him. Or, Had a
line to-day from What's His Name.
He's out on the Pacific coast; been
there six months. It's the first time
I've heard from him since he left New
York. I'm glad he's found the place
he deserves
Imagine such ease of social rela-
lions between two women! With us it
is forever give and take, pound for
pound. In the realm of calls and cor
respondence there is no such being as
an emancipated woman"
The Savannah morning news., 1904-09-25
NEVER HAVE A GRIEVANCE.

ITO paraphrase an old quotation"
said the old bachelor, to the New York
Tribune, the modern guest must per-
force
Learn how sublime a thing it Is
To suffer and be still.
IF anything goes wrong at the place
he is visiting he must not mention it.
II his studs disappear or any money
Is missing he would make every one,
himself included. feel very uncomfort-
able by advertising his loss. 1t is all
very well to say that it is his duty to
inform his host or hostess of any de-
linquency in the household. AS mat
ter of ethics perhaps 1t is, but it GER
tainly does not pay to have a grew
ance; it always annoys people, how
ever careful they may be to remedy it
In minor matters. too, any want must
never be alluded to. One of my chief
troubles Is the inadequate amount of
bed coverings that are usually given
me. 1t is astonishing how seldom peo-
pie provide enough blankets for their
guests. l am very cold blooded, and
often actually suffer from cold, but now
! have discovered a remedy. / have
had a huge bathrobe made of the very
heaviest blankets procurable, and with
out attracting attention l can supple
ment any lack of covering with that. p"
That is a fine scheme!" laughed the
girl to whom he was talking. Il will
make note of 1t. l will tell you what
happened to me last autumn, for 1 am
apt to feel chilly at night myself. l
was staying at a bachelors establish
ment with a house party, and it turned
quite cold. so that in the night woke
up feeling miserably chilly. 1t was
sf1fs I H.. A..I.-. n
there was only pair of summer blank
cts on the bed. knew l would wake
up with a wretched cold If l went to
sleep feeling chilled, so ! bethought me
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FOR SMALL PACKAGES.

The New York girl, says the Sun of
with her Boston cousin. What do
you carry that thing for?" she asked,
in a not too respectful tone. as she
glanced at the cousins Boston bag.
The cousin gave little start of
shocked surprise, and said, with re-
proachful look through her glasses:
Why, | intend to deposit my pur-
chases in my bag. 1 always take it
with me-"
This last was almost tone of awe,
but the New York girl only muttered,
That's right; you do"
How do you dispose of your small
parcels?" asked the Boston girl.
You'll see," was the answer as they
scrambled off the elevated.
When they reached home after a.
weary eight-hour day the shopper from
the Hub had been thoroughly initiated
into the New York method of slowing
away dry goods of small bulk. 1t SEEM
cd incredible, but with her own eyes
she saw her cousin draw forth from
the voluminous front of her shirt
waist:
Two pairs of gloves.
Two pairs of stockings.
Four yards of chiffon yelling.
Several turnover collars.
A remnant of wash silk.
Half a dozen handkerchiefs.
One bunch of bargain ribbons.
One package of hairpins.
One box of nail polish.
One pompon.
One -up-free-of-charg bow.
Five skeins of embroidery silk.
Cord for sofa pillow.
II should think that you would feel
like a shoplifter or an ostrich" said
the Boston girl.
Beats the Boston bag to DEATH
said the New York girl.
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EXCUSES THE GIRLS GAVE.

Our outlook for basketball isn't very
bright this year." remarked the cap
tain of the senior basketball team Of a
well-known woman's college. as she
held in her hands. says the Philadel-
phia Press. a number of designations
from girls who last year were enthu-
siastic players.
Our worst loss is going TO be our
center, who doesn't return to college
this year because she's going 10 get
married. OF course, can forgive her,
but just listen to the excuses the 9TH
ers offer:
"One girl writes that she can't play
this year because the game makes her
hands large, and her father objects 10
that. Another says she can't play
because she always loses her temper
when the umpire calls a foul on her,
ana that her mother is afraid she'll
became regular 'cross-patch.' did
expect something better Of our little
goal defender, but here Is her resigna-
uon' along with the others, saying that
she met girl this summer who had
played In that position az Bryn MaWr
Tor three years, and she was such an
aggressive, assertive person that shes
afraid II she plays goal defender any
longer she Will become like the Bryn
Mawr woman"
The Savannah morning news., 1904-09-25
UP AND DOWN.

The following telephone conversa-
ton, says Harpers Weekly, recently
overheard between woman whose
home is in the suburbs and a BUSH
ness acquaintance of her husband, IL
illustrates some of the curiosities of our
language:
Business Acquaintance-"Goo Morn
ing, Mrs. -. I'd like to speak to
Mr.. - for a moment"
Mrs. - I'm sorry. Mr..
but my husband isn't down yet"
B. A. Qnquiringly)-'Isnt down
YETI"
Mrs. "1 mean he isn't up
yet. I'm letting him sleep late this
morning; he was so down last evening
over his office troubles that he was
about ready to give up. He says
he'll be down as soon as he gets
up,"
The Savannah morning news., 1904-09-25
THE FALL FEVER.

Somehow when the fall comes on,
And the leaves turn and come down.
Feel like throwing up my job
Feel like getting out of town.
Want to ramble in the woods
Want to hear the north wind blow
Want to hear the choppers ak
Want to hear the cattle low.
Want to trudge across the field
When the night is drawing nigh,
To the home from which the smoke
Rises to the yellowing sky.
Want to sit down by the fire
In the evening in the fall,
While the blazes from the logs
Throw their shadows on the wall.
Want to lie down in the night
Want to feel that rest of brain
That comes only when on hears
On the roof the fall of rain.
4
Want to go to sleep and rest
To the patter that comes down
On the shingles in the fall
OF the old house out of town.
Frank H. Brooks, in the New York
Herald
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THE WIDOWS REASON.

The widow of a wealthy but irrev-
erent man, says the Philadelphia
Ledger, wished to have an imposing
funeral for her departed. and engaged
the services Of a noted preacher who
lived at a great distance from their
town. After the funeral she thanked
the eloquent man for his long and
beautiful discourse. The minister said
to her:
Madam, when passed through your
town 1 noticed quite number of
churches. AS your husband always
lived here, he must have been known
to the ministers of this place. I am
at loss to know why you engaged me
to speak at his funeral, as / am a
stranger to him and they knew him."
The reason employed you to speak
was that the others knew him too
WELL" answered the widow.
The Savannah morning news., 1904-09-25

several days, says the New York Press.
because of slight colds. the boy. who
was the more affected, being in bed.
They had been looking forward to a
visit from their Aunt Judith, favor
lite with both. The door bell rang and
a visitor was announced downstairs.
It proved to be a neighbor. When she
had gone, little Emma, half crying,
said:
Il wish at had been Aunt Dudith;
I'm just digging to see Aunt Dudith."
The boy couldn't brook this rivalry
in affection, for he quickly broke in
with:
I'm dyinger than you, cause I'm in
bed"
The Savannah morning news., 1904-09-25
POINTS ON A BEAUTY.

1t is curious to study the human
1t is turned aside from the pretty
contour which nature bestowed upon
It, says the Brooklyn Eagle.
If a specialist were to advertise
Crooked mouths made straight" he
would make his fortune. If he were to
advertise Eyebrows corrected, eye
lids lifted and cheeks filled out" he
would be unable to keep the rush from
the doorl
The woman who wants to know IL
her face is crooked should make a
study of her countenance in the glass.
If this does not tell her a true story
she should have the opposite side of
her face photographed. The pho
tographer will be able to tell her
which is the good side. Then she should
go TO work and make one side as nice
as the other.
Each night, before this young wom-
an goes to bed. she should train the
eyebrows. II they are too heavy and
too wide she can pinch them together.
Pinching the eyebrows In a straight
line viii do a great deal for them.
But IL they are too thin and too mar
row, she should do exactly the oppo-
site tnlnR. Sne SnoutN DruSn them 10
make them wider and she should paint
them nightly with an eyebrow
grower.
The very best eyebrow grower is
said to be quinine. 1t can be pre-
pared by adding a little quinine TO a
few drops Of water and applying this
to the eyebrows with a little brush
nightly. But there is always the fear
of using this tonic too often and OF
doing more harm than good "a
the very delicate growth above the
eyes.
A perfectly harmless lotion for max.
ing the brows grow and for training
them in the way they should go Is
made by taking a thimbleful of sweet
almond oil and warming It in hot
water. Add one drop OF melted NUT.
The Savannah morning news., 1904-09-25
FASHIONABLE TYPE
OF WOMAN.

The fashionable type Of woman, says
the New York Tribune. changes almost
as much as do her gowns-one year II
Is the champagne bottle neck and
shoulders that are considered desirable:
the next year square shoulders are the
vogue. Well defined hips one season
are deemed 10 essential that dressmak.
erH pad their slim customers 20 give
them the curved line that they ad-
mire ana not ionR afterwaFd the line
from The waist q only the thinr when
n ia perfectly straight. RED haired
women are ne fashion one year, blark
haired beauties the next golden haired
The Savannah morning news., 1904-09-25

SATINOLA is a new discovery,
guaranteed, and money refunded II II
fails 20 remove Freckles. Pimples,
Liver Spots, Blackheads. Tan. Discol-
orations and DishgUring Eruptions.
Ordinary cases IN 10 Gays. the worst
in 20 days. After these defects are
removed the skin will be soft. clear,
healthy and beautiful. Price so
cents az drug stores or by mail
Thousands Of ladies testify TO the
merits OF Satinola.
Miss Bessie Miller writes: Bevy's. s. c.,
Aug. Q. i9O4.--f am delighted with
the results OF satinola. OF the many
preparations / have used. Satinola a
the only one ! have found 20 posi-
lively remove freckles and clear the
complexion. One of my friends has
used ~ and if very enthusiastic.
NATIONAL TOILET co, Paris. Tenn.
Sold IN Savannah ~ al ieadinF
dfuEgi1ta.
The Savannah morning news., 1904-09-25

-Blackstone was laying down the
principles Of law. III IL very simple
he explained ~ you die, your lawyer
telH your estate. n you I've. your doc
tor sets ~ Wondering Why any one
should think ~ 10 complicated. ~ cons
nazaE
The Savannah morning news., 1904-09-25
LITTLE ALFRED'S SoUELcHER.

Emma ana Alfred. and years old,
respectively. had been kept IA doors
The daily morning journal and courier., 1904-04-11
IN NASHVILLE.

Address by Rev. MT. Davis
 Yesterday.
 The fine weather yesterday called many out to the church services. Among the talented young men of the ministry in our city is Rev. F. L. Da- wis, pastor of the Congregational church, Westville. He is making many friends, and the increasing attendance at the various services of the church and the hearty praise of his people tell of their esteem and appreciation. His sermon yesterday morning was on the subject Our Ladders" and it was based on Genesis 28:12, in reference to Jacobs dream.
 In the course of his remarks the speaker said. ''The Scriptures are a ladder outweighing any other literature in the world. What power they have had on the lives of the noblest men and women of the ages. How the Bible has corrected their views of life. purified their ambitions, ennobled their charac- ters and led to their greatest achieve ments!
 Another ladder is the Christian church that God in mercy lets down to us in prayer The great ladder that is let down out of the skies to help us heavenward is the Lord Jesus Christ Himself. He it is that unites in Him. self the human and divine, who joins heaven and earth together in His min istry and brings God and man into har' mony and fellowship"
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FOUND AsLERP IN AN ATTIC.
Demented Man With Wound in Necl
 Who Escaned from Hospital.

Demented Man With Wound in Neck
 Who Escaped from Hospital.
 Theodore Hansen, who escaped in his night clothes from the New Haven hos pi;a Friday night, was found and re- turned to that institution early Satur- day. Hansen was taken to the hospital four days ago with a wound in his neck and 1t is supposed that he became tenn 9orarily demented Friday night. He was discovered Saturday morning sleeping peacefully in the attic of the house at 26 Palmer street. He was a stranger to the occupants of the house. who are Aaron Bonoff and family. and his presence there was a. mystery. When the authorities were notified Hensen was returned to the hospital without difficulty
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MISS TREArs NEw POSITION.

NII1J AINI1A D NEW TOoIIIO4Vs
 Miss Anna Frances Treat, of New Haven, who has been soprano soloist at the South Norwalk Congregational church the past year, has accepted a position in the Congregational church, Ansonia. Miss Treat has many friends in the NorwallSs who extend their best wishes.-South Norwalk Sentinel.
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DEATHS.
NEwroN-In this city. April 9. 1904 Maj

NEWTON--In this city, April 9, 1904, Mar Quis Barnes Newton, aged 57 years, months 25 days.
 Funeral services will be held at his late res idenee, A9S Orange street. Tuesday after noon at o'clock Friends are invited to attend. Burial at the convenience of the family. It FRENGH-In Bethany, Sunday, April 10, suddenly, Wales H. French, aged 66 years; Funeral Tuesday at p. m. at the Protestant Episcopal church. Burial in the Caring ton cemetery. It WEST-ln this city, April 10, 1904, Frank G. West
 Funeral from his late residence, 27 Wooster place, Wednesday, April 13, at 2:30 in the afternoon. Burial at convenience of the family. 1tp
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WE OFFER.

Subject to Prior Sale $5,000 N. H., w. H. 6 Winchester Aye.5 per
 cent Bonds. $3,000 Meriden Horse |. R. Co. , per cent
 Bonds. $3,000 Ohio Central Traction Co.,, per cent
 Bonds $3,00o United Illuminating Co.,, 4 per cent
 Bonds. 1,5oO New Haven Street Ky. Co.,, per cent
 Bonds. 1000 Norwich Gas & Electric Co.,, per
 cent bonds. $s,ooo Consol Electric Lgt. of Me, per
 cent Bonds. $1 GOO Boston Electric Lgt per cent Bonds $2,000 City of So. Norwalk, per cent Bonds
 of 1913. s1 900 Swift & Co., per cent Bonds $3,000 Fonda, Johnstown X G'vile 4i5 per
 cent Bonds. $5,000 East St. Louis X Suburban Co.,, per
 cent Bonds. 5000 \. T., N. H. & H'tf'd s1k per cent ot
 1854
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wANTED.

THE Edw. Malley O. have vacancies for
 in the selling of women's garments, a9 St
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WANTED,

WORK by colored woman at cleaning or washing and ironing out or at home; ref erences; S1.25 per day. w.,
 all Itp 402 Orchard Street.
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9Mamts.

ons cent 2 word fer each inssrtlsn. Ava eants . Wsrd for full week. ssvsa timsA
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WANTED.
WANTE0

NURSE girl by the day; regular hours; no night work. Apply at
 all Ftp lSS CANNER STREET.
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Anril Q 1g04

District of New Haven, ss. Probate Court,
 April 9, 1904. ESTATE of HENRY J. HAMILTON, late of
 New Haven. in said Distr1ct, oeceasee.
 The Administrator having made written application for an order authorizing and ein, towering him to sell and convey certain real estate of said deceased, as by said applica- tion on file in this Court more fully appears.
 ORDERED--That said application be heard and determined at a Court of Probate to be held at New Haven, in said District, in the forenoon, and that public notice of the pendency of said application, and of the time and place of the hearing thereon, be given by publishing this order three times said District. By order of Court,
 JAMES KINGSLEY BLAKE, a1O St Clerk.
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Patent Stove Brick are cheapeQt.
AUCTION SALE

FRESH car load of horses will arrive at my stables, Al George street, Monday. April II. EDWARD F. BISHOP. a9 Ftp
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AN INEXPERIENCED nurse maid, First. class family at shore for summer Refer- ences required. Address MRS. GOOD- klCH, Postoffice Box 267, New Haven.
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WANTED.

SITUATION by German cook; also fir
 class second girl. STERNBERG'S, all lip 51 Court Street.
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WANTEn

YOUNG man with knowledge of stenogra- phy. Address
 a9tf H.. This onice.
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FOR SALE

OR RENT, No. 43 College St.. Adjoining the New Haven House. 14 rooms, suited for at office, 1O44 Chapel St. II. A. WARNER, New Haven, Conn. a4-1t
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LAWN MOWERS

GROUND by special machinery under per- sonal supervision; called for and deliv- cred; parts furnished Immediate atten- tion to postal. THE SAW SHOP. 200 St. John Street. near State,
 m22-1y LAS RAPNArrp p
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FOR RENT.

DETACHED house, 1S Beers Street; ten rooms, modern improvements. $35
 J. C. PUNDERFORD, a7 1t 116 Church Street.
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NlfscelI

p. R. MALLORY. AUCTI0NEER and Appraiser. 112s Chanel St Household sales speciality Sales room 143 Orange St. a4stf
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WANTED,

RENT OF FOUR ROOMS wanted in west ern part of city, for about SIP. Address C., this office. a6-
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WANTED.

FOR the U. S. Army; able bodied, unmar. riea men, between the ages of 2f and S5; aeter and temperate habits, who can speak, read 'and write English. For ins formation apply RECRUITING OPTIC Ek, $50 Chanel street. New Haven; 66 state street, Hartford; 1922 Main street, Bridgeport, or 199 Bank street, Water. bury, Conn. ot-d31
 sLEEMAN'S RELIABLE EMPLOYMENT AGENCY,I63 CHAPEL STREET. Estab- ilshed It years. Largest, best in the state. Best male and female help for any and all klnds of work. Sent anywhere. n2a if
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FOR KENT. AT WoODMoN,r, nine room furnished cot tage, with modern improvements. Lots for sale. D. USHER, West Haven, Conn.
 a4St
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FOR RENT,
FOP RENT

FLAT, second floor, five rooms. IS Brown
 Apply 134 Whalley Ave. a4-Ttp
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.snt Stove Brick 1t any st
MI assn ge,

MRS. BUSH, 2S1 Crown Street. Magnetic
 Massage. Office treatment from p. NJ. Morning by appointment; also treatment at patients residence. nnu
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EoR sALE

SHORE LOTS at woodmont, at cut-prices
 also cottage to rent Agent will be at Sunshine cottage, cor. Vue-de-leau and
 Clinton Ave. daily from to , pm. a4-St
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BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY. WANTED-Three good solicitors for my office, who want to make money and who can stand prosperity. Apply by letter or ln person, J. W. SCHROEDER, 39 Church St, New Haven. Conn. asst
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Starnherg's Employment Agency.

ARE you looking for first-class help. city or country, or good situation? Come, ss1 ne Fair dealings. German spoken. Open evenings. 5l COURT ST. Tel. 1421-2
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JONES Largest. Most Reliable Employ ms1t Agency, 2S Church, Telephono m hotels, stores, restaurants, shops, con- tractors and private families Men, wonl- en, boys and girls always wanted Head quarters for all best positions in city and country. nI6
The St. Louis Republic., 1904-12-11

demned to slow progress the back all time
Conjuncivitis which is common is due to the
effects upon the of wind and dust coupled with
high speed 1t has forms, but external
inflammation it is not difficult TO treat and
serious than conjunctivitis from any other
Attacks of Mysteries common. the class of patients
most liable to them being young married women.
They due to relaxation after in long and rapid
run and not serious if the patient is in normal
health They pass off quickly without complications.
What is called "auto-leg, stiffness, larneness and
pain in walking is due to sitting in fixed position
for long period while and muscles are under
strain 1t is simply due to form of crarnp, and
passes off in reasonable period OF time, unless the
patient has passed the meridian of life when it is
often obdurate Obdurate cases, however, yield
to massage and lotion, except where there ten
dency to sciatca In these the strain of long
ride series OF rides may bring sciatica in
aggravated FORM The and muscles undergo
series of shocks through humping oltrlg and strain,
of which the patient is conscious the time,
but these may declare themselves a day afterward
in painful fashion, and treatment OF them gives
little alienation. Time nutrition and rest alone
bring them back to the normal and there is nothing
for the patient to do except be patient patient.
Into this category comes wrv-neCt which IS fire.
quent among women recent patient of mine.
a woman came to NE with her head twisted to the
right and slightly inclined 1t had fixed itself in that
position through the tense strain the muscles in
a long high speed. In her excitement she
unconscious OF it. but it developed rapidly after
the over. To maintain her head in this
position mildly painful. but return it to its
natural position caused intense pain from the strained
tendons and ligaments. Fright and nervousness
the afiiction had made her hvsterical until
she could reach physician. There is nothing
fright in a of this kind however passes
off quickly under massage though it is annoying
and or less painful while it lasts.
When to hystera and prostration
the serious. They increasingly
mon hvstcria affecting the and nervous
prostraton the They both cumulative. yield
slowly treatment and have injurious affect upon
the general health which is most difficult combat
Women susceptible than to al the
troubles brought by fast riding for several
In the first place, most who ride in autorno-
biles have overstraned from the tax laid
upon them by social and family duties housekeeping
and the thousand and things required of a fashion,
able of TODAY. Besides. nature did not
intend them for this kind of life and consequently
did not provide them we'll their brothers and
husbands against wind and rain, fit them well
for the outdoor strenuous life. They used
to protecting themselves against hard knocks and
hairbreadth escapes. which exhaust rather than
stimulate. Their reactions have not been
trained in the special required for fast auto
riding and their tirnid require in
creased effort for self-control firing feat.