Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-08-20
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"To@"em says it only takes a cent
TO run his auto mile" Il always
wondered what the scent was for. -
Cleveland Plain Dealer
Maud cut a fine figure on Broad
way yesterday Nell-You did? Muud
Yes. refused to speak to Mr..
Tailormade.- Princeton Tiger.
THE Paddingtons are great on style,
aren't they" They have no automo-
bile. have theyf'' No, but they De-
long TO church that has curate. -
Exchange
No doubt about e: He-Is he a
self made man? She--Oh, yes; he
spells English the way 1t is pro
nounced and prouounces French the
way it is spelled.-Judge.
Madge What makes you think that
handsome music teacher is mercen-
airy? Marjorie-He charges Dolly's
father two dollars an hour for making
love to her Town Topics.
"Ive got no use for the man who
mixes business with religion" Ne
hut some of us would be better for
mixing a little religion With our bust
ness. Philadelphia Ledger.
Patience That was the sixth time
she's been married; and yet she looked
nervous, didn't she? Patrice-Aes,
poor girl; perhaps she's afraid it viii
be her last.--Yonkers Statesman,
Widow Wixcn- Yes; Henry died
quite reconciled. l was at his bedside
until the last moment. Dumley mcan
Ing 10 be complimentary --Ah, that ne
counts for Boston Transcript
Mrs. GolIghtly is my new
sixty bath!Hg dress, my
dear What do you think OF it.? so
( lightly Think you got less for your
money than any one l ever knew
+ Town Topics.
once Some one has rung three times,
/ Mary-It's all right, mum. Its only
! that young Teller as is mashed on Miss
/ Maud. Yer needn't be afraid of his
goin away In a curry.
A teacher giving lessons on physical
force asked, "N,v', boys, can any of
you tell me what lorce is II that moves
people along the street," He received
from one of the boys the unexpected
answer: Please, sir, the police
Papa" said the romantic girl,
Percy Pink placed the stamp in the
lower left corner of the envelope.
Does that mean anythingY' SURE, I"
xrunted her practical pa. What does
it mean?' Stiffness. Chicago
News
"I'll have you know, stranger, t2N
belong to Chicago said the Yankee.
Deed an wha'd haze th0cht itf'
quoth the skeptic Scot; ''frae the wey
we've been speaking | thocht Chicago
belonged tae you. Glasgow Evening
lines.
She had sent of telegram aud
was waiting for an answer. Suddenly
the peculiar hating click of the receiv-
ing machine sounded IN the office, and
she said to her companion: THAT'S
from George know; l can tell HIS
stuttcr"
Il suppose you'l take in the 81.
Louis fairY' said Mr. Staylate. No
replied Miss Patience Goune, making
no effort to suppress yawn. well,
he continued. Il simply must 60
"Oh. must your II is late, isn't it,
I'm so glad you called. Philadelphia
Press,
Il have been told" remarked The
visitor In Salt Lake City Tint your
lake is drying up What seems to he
the causef" II guess mister" said
The native. III you had as much sal5
In you as that there lakes got, you'd
be gIttln' purity dry, too."-Chicago
Tribune.
That's my last canvas said
p'Auber: II started that six months
ago. You see. some days ! paint away
feyerishly, foTcefully, ahsorbedly, while
or other days ] cant paint at all"
y see" said Crttick; ''you painted
this on one of the other days. "-Phila-
delphia Press.
Noa susceptible to tillage: Mrs,
! Lakeside yes; some Of those mar
row. exclusive Eastern people say that
Chicago isn't cultivated Mr.. Lake
side H'mph, All the city is except
the south part, and that's too marshy
The land amt worth cultivatng -
Brooklyn Life.
Haven't you got q typewriter CIR
YETI NO. haven't been able to int
one with dark rod hair Ell? What's
the idea in thatf" Well when
carry long hairs home from the office
hereafter / want them to be the same
shade as my wife's. Catholic Stand
ard and Times.
: Rowcua-W Where did you say 30,
caught these lovely hshf Rupert--Oh
didn't have bite; fellow sittini
next 10 me caught these as fast rs h
could pull them in, ana | gave hin
fifty cents for them. Rupert
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