New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-07-31
TINES CHANGES.
SUNDAY GOLF.


by Underwood & Underwood. New-York. was acci-
dentally omitted.
SUNDAY GOLF.
1.-THE golf clubs that employ caddies Sundays.
says The King" are helping 10 carry out bene-
fcal work OF SOCIAL improvement by keeping the
houses. and from the mischief Of tn. streeisI
I sing the praise OF Sunday golf
Delight OF many ladies. -
IT'S Just the thing for caddies.
or moral worth by pitch and toss.
1t guides their tender footsteps. TOO.
Where blow the healthful breezes.
Where love OF what is great and true
II makes their little faces clear.
And keeps their thirsty lips from beer.
Thus drunkenness may save q man
From more revolving vices:
Expedi ; 7 and i1'i nice e, is ;'''' '--'
Why /. by writing verse.
May be deferred from something worssi
The fly that feeds upon tn. rose
May save the bloom from canker;
And every ugly weed that grows
May check plant that's ranker:
The interchange of bad and good.
But now whatever calls for blame
VIII show as preoossesslng,
And all adversely may claim
Whatever is" I know in spite
OF inner consciousness. is right"
-Uondon Chronicle.
Even in common robbery the Orient has p.ctur-
eSQue Burmese
travelling in third class compartment by the day
train recently was reclining In the carriage with
one OF her arms out of the window somewhere near
Sitkwin. on the Burma State Railway when
some one came along the footboard and cut
her arm clean off. apparently with n sharp sword.
On the lost hand were rings with the usual
compartment OF bangles
The captain OF a steamer which arrived In Phila-
del ha tho other day declares that while he was
AraA Hes fyrh
few down out of the sky and lighted the top
mast. The bird remained It's perch twenty
four hours and then flew away again.
MI. Hillyer's Burglar ALARMING. IIillyer was
a heavy sleeper. He was man, also. with a
that led him to have the window of his sleeping
room equipped with burglar alarm OF the latest
A few mornings after the device had been in
stalled he came down TO breakfast with grin
y had a funny dream last night" he said IT
tho alarm went off but he didn't seem to mind it,
He rummased the bureau drawers. found my
enq By the ana he s aSe out ns ~
bring down my watch and pocketbook. I'll go
He went upstairs and returned in a moment
watch and Tocketbook gone. 1t had not been
a dream.-CYouth's Companion.
Some time ago DIR. Gott. now Bishop of Truro
was travelling on the Underground Railway in
London. according to Tho Onlooker" One of his
iSIloW passengers was rengious man OF the
gressive type, always anxious for the souls OF
Others but wearing nothing in the way OF a whte
tie to make known the fact to the world Mt large
Quoth the enthusiast. Where are you going tor.
DR.. Gott. with his gentle manner, answered ITO
Victoria" to which his companion replied I'm
going TO heaven" so. hope. l." said the
future bishop: but I'm going via Victoria
Temporarily Aroused.-"That bell. said ths
proud PhilLdeiphian. pointing to the old Iibe~fv
BEL. over one hundred years ago awoke our citi-
zens 10 the ract that they were free people"
And from common report" replied the Visitor
you have been asleep ever since"-Ceorkers
Statesman.
One of The Tribune's Fresh Air children OF tho
last week had quite exciting experience while
near where she was staying. a lamb was tethcrec
in the same field, and the child had never seen
one in her lfe IL naturally an object of great
interest to her. The lamb was lonesome and Kent
up continual beating. Exasperated at last bv
its incessant walls. the little girl, stamping her
foot. said: You tell your ma-a and your pa-a
and your whole family I've got just as good right
could play here. and I'm goin' to stay; so therer'
The woman who entertaining the child over.
heard her and was much amused.
Standardization Din New-Jersey)-what a lot of
Host-Those are not automobiles Those are
mosquitoes.-(lAfe.
Swedish restaurant keepers OF the old fashioned
sort charge less for woman's meal than a mans
on the theory that she is physically unable To eat
SO much. married couple travelling together
are debited at many hotels ore person and a
half.
oided stoop high up near his neck
Waggles-Oh. I guess that's the stoop his wife
sits on.-(Judce