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Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1904-06-18
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~ NEWS OF THE CITY ~
RECORD OF THE WEEK
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Neil Stewart, Jr., has returned from
Spokane.
The premium lists of the big picnic
and stock show to be held in Lyle's
grove, on Union Flat, have been printed
this week. There was inadvertently
omitted from the list prize of So, given
by DIR. Wilson, for the best pig under one
year, OF any breed.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1904-06-18

WASTED-Lady to take charge of a
millinery store on profit sharing basis.
No experience as a trimmer necessary,
except selling ability. $3.50 capital re-
quired. address, "Milliner" p. o. Box
A. Colfax, Wash. (2t*)
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1904-06-18
YoVr Money Back

If any article should prove ~unsat-
isfactory. Come in and have your
handkerchief perfumed free.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1904-06-18

Anticipating brisk trade for this particular ho-
iday, aside from the many special sales we are now
holding, your attention is called to the following
lines listed at prices you can't afford to overlook
Martinsburg statesman. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1869-1906, 1904-06-17
REST MADE kAsy

There will be Less Sletpltsness when
Martinsburg Learn This.
Can't rest at night with bad back.
A lame, a weak or an ching one.
Doan Kidney Pills Ire for bad
backs.
They cure every fora OF kidue ,
ills.
From common blackjack 70 diabetes
They are endorsed BY Marlinsbors
people.
John S. Keedy Of Maple Ave. he
tween Race and Martin streets, says.
II suffered f-om pains in my back in
the region Of the kidneys for over ten
years, varying in severity aui it was
specially bad If took cold, | was
often disturbed at night and the kid
ney secretious were diseolored and
regular in saction | took different
medicines but none gave me lasting
relief, | read about Deans Kidney
Pills and had my son get them for me
| was surprised at the quick relief I
obtained. They acted directly on the
kidneyssand auxiliary organs. Before
! had used all Of the box ] was en-.
tirely relieved of the pain and tie
kidney seeretions were rendered clear
and regular
Foi sale by all dealers. Price socts.
Foster-Milburn Co. Buffalo, n. Y
sole agents Tor the United States.
Remember the name Doan 8 srd
take no other.
Martinsburg statesman. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1869-1906, 1904-06-17
PHOTO TAKEN BY RADIUM.

A photograph made with piece o
ore containing rsdium, through the
opaque.shutter of a photo plate holder
Is the interesting result OF an expert
lent made attthe Utah State Building
at the Worlds Fair, by S. T. Whit
aker, directorlgeneral Of the state ex-
hlbit. The ore is from Richardson,
Grand county, where the mineral is
being mined for commercial purposes
The Richardsonlore is being used by
the French experts who discovered the
radium in ore which was first found
il Bulgaria: Almost the entire output
Of radium issnow obtained from Amer
lean ores and the mine at Richardson.
Utah has recently been purchased by
wealthy syndicate. Although the
phi otograph taken by Mr.. Whitaker
was only the reproduction ofthe slide
of the photo holder, 1t was obtained
by simply placing the piece of ore on
the shutter and leaving it over night
Martinsburg statesman. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1869-1906, 1904-06-17
POINTED PARAGRAPH.

I No man is ashamed to tell whaa lls
age was.
As last as some men make oppor.
tunity grab them,
Any kind Of success worth having
never arrives unexpectedly.
Revenge is apt to rebound and put
the thrower out of business,
A woman's voice isn't necessarily
heavenly because it sounds unearthly.
Rather than perure themselves
some men refuse to swear Of drinking
No Code the companion way OF
a steamer isn't necessarily lovers
walk.
It sometimes happens that hand.
some woman hasn't brains enough to
be pretty.
When a girl begius to encourage a
young man to save money she means
business.
When d couple love at first sight
they imagine the rest Of the world ii
n ear sighted.
Martinsburg statesman. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1869-1906, 1904-06-17
FIREMEN THANK FRIENDS

Members of the Martinsburg FIRE de.
partment at recent meeting. heard
the report of the general committee,
which had charge of the firemen's
celebration here in May. The local
department emerged from the affair
IN splendid shape, with allobligations
promptly met aud some dollars over.
Inc fremen then passed a series of
Oh resolutions as follows.
Resolved That we extend thanks
to the mayor and city council for
their kindness in giving the freedom
OF me city to the visiting firemen, in
order that all nigh; enjoy the recrea.
tion that all volunteer f. emen should
have once year.
Resolved That we extend our
thanks to all business men and citi.
zens who donated so literally. and TO
all WHO assisted us in any way in our
Efforts to make the con vention sue
cess also to the Cumberland Valley
ana Baltimore & Ohio officials, Ter
very low rate for uniformed IN en-
ana tree transportation for our APP.
afa'us' also TO the judges, who in all
contests, performed their duties faith.
FULLY and well, to all visiting firemen
who by heirattsndance aided in max.
ing 1t one the most successful meet.
ings OF the association: also to Mr..
John.E. Boyd and his assistants an
aides, who took charge of the parade;
also to the newspapers. who were
liberal In the publication of anything
Tor the good Of the convention.
Resolved, that we spread copy Of
these resolutions on the minutes oil
the Maftinsburg. FIRE deparement, and
cause same to be published in The
Evening World, copy OF which will
be sent to the Secretary of all com
panies who attended the third annual
convention of the Cumberland Valley
Fremen' $ association,
Martinsburg statesman. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1869-1906, 1904-06-17

Your husband seems to be losing his
hair very fast
Yes
What do you suppose is the cause
don't know, whatever it is have
not had any hand in it.
The Car wired Admiral Aiexieh
not to allow the Russian fleet to leave
Fo-s Arthur.
Here is where the Gar made a mis-
take.
Alexief was not the man who had
he matter iu change.
The Car should have sent his tole-
gram to Admiral Togo.
SO you are under the impression
that.I am woman hater OF the worst
sort.
No OF the. best sort. You say you
never intend to marry.
That man Beatty is m taking money
hand over fist.
Why | heard he put new healt h
food on the market and it faile d to
catch on.
SO it did, but he Immediately put up
the stuff in bales and readvertised ii
as "Hygientc Horse Bedding" and
it's selling all over the country.
Why don't you fire Smithers He can
bat, he can't run and he can't catch.
No but every other member of the
nine owes him money.
What would you do if should kiss
you without warning
I'd think it was too good TO be true.
Why is itthat people have lost their
belief in hell.
They haven't. They We merely gone
out on mental strike against it,
Her grandfather carried hod
And her father carried wad,
The result OF his wit and his Drawn
She's in society row
And it's perfectly scandalous how
She IS said to be carrying on.
Martinsburg statesman. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1869-1906, 1904-06-17
The Sun at 1 Cent
IS THE CHEAPEST HIGH. CLASS PAPER
IN THE UNITED STATES.

The sUg's special correspondents throushout ,h.
United States, as well as ia Europe China. south
Africa, the Philippines. Porto Rico, Cuba, Panama.
and IN every otner part Of the world make 1t the
greatest newspaper that can be printed
Its Washington and New York burraux are among
the best IN the United States, and give Tag susjs
readers the earliest Information upon all importan,
events IN the legislative and SHANGHAI eepters OF he
country.
In selling hay, grain and live stock the farmer who
taxes daily paper has the benefit Of knowing unie-
dately the quotations in the large cries r., MI,
fHE SUN IS absolutely necessary
lHR SUNS market reports and commercial col
umns are complete and liable and each day put the
farmer the merchant and the broker in touch with
the markets OF Baltimore, Norfolk, Charleston. New
YORK, Chicago, hilad~phia and an other important
points IN the United States and ether countries
Martinsburg statesman. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1869-1906, 1904-06-17

No one would ever be bothered with
constipation if everyone knew how
natu ally and quickly Burdock Blood
Bittess makes pure blood. Tones and
invia asSs the whole system.
ID IoHes have appendicitis
The doctors disagreed. Some thought
he had money md some thought he
hadn't.
The seat 81 War was pretty far back
The really good seats, muttered
War discontendly. are all In the
hands OF spectators, these days.
Aud indeed, what vast but the
courses tina stood IN the way Of
gghtiyg in Europe.
Martinsburg statesman. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1869-1906, 1904-06-17
CONSENSUS

What is your idea Of happiness. vas
asked.
Said the millionaire. | should be
happy II ! could spend my money
where it would be Of some real bere-
fit. This, and good digestion
Said the poor man. Happiness is
having enough money TO 81 I'D with
out anxiety.
Said tire society woman. Happin $
is resi-.
Said the washwoman, TO be able to
dance all night, and lie abed as lo.g
as | wanted to the next morning.
Said the soldier, To live peaceably
all the rest Of my life.
Said the sailor, To feel the solid
earth under my feet tor the rest Of my
days.
The artist. To paint picture TO
please myself not the public
The author, To have time enough
to think.
The diplomat: To be myself
The Journalist. To tell the truth
The wise man. To be a fool
The fool, To be a wise man.
See that colored man wrinkling his
brow ovef that book
Yes he can't read it at all.
Just making bluff that he's educa-
ted Ell.
Oh no. he's educated bur that's
negro dialect story.
When a woman attempts to get off
a coundrum she iorgets either the
question or the answer
Your face. &c said, lis poem to
me. tits s. full Of meaning
oh she replied then you don't mean
that my face is magazine poem to
you.
Martinsburg statesman. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1869-1906, 1904-06-17
Ny wife IS nothing il not original.

MY vile 'S nothing II not original.
Well what's the answer
When proposed 10 her she did net
get that old chestnut about its being
so sudden.
Indeed what did she say
She said well the expected does
happen Occasionally, after all.
It's mistake to imagine that itch
ing plies can't be cured. mistake
to suffer aday longer than you can
help. Doan's Ointment brings in.
slant relief ane permanent cure. At
any drug store s. SCENTS.
| can only be sister to you.
Or that won't do You'll have to
be a daughter to nue. OF nothing.
Because why2
Because Tvs been pepper" to
YOU
A blessing alike to young aud old:
Or, Fowler's Extract OF Wild Straw
berry, nature = spec1tc tor dyseutery,
diarfhoea and summer complaint.
What is your idea o. the American
drama Of lhc A,ture
A three yiug circus dealing with
the sex problem
Cures ct9ap, sore throae, pulmonary
troubles Moaafoh over pain of every
sort pr Thomas. Ecleetnc on.
What is the price OF that antique
chair, asked the lady shopper
Nineieea dollars ma am. replied the
new clerk
Aren't you mistaken qveried the
bargain hunter II certainly can't be
worth that much.
Madam said the conscientious young
man, II is probably worth about ia. so
but you asked the price.
Martinsburg statesman. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1869-1906, 1904-06-17

Can anything be worse than 10 feel
that every minute will be your last.
Such was the experience OF Mrs. S. II
New son, Decatur, Ala. "For three
years she writes, II endured iusntfe
able pain from indigestion, stomach
and bowel trouble. Death seemed in
evi.able when doctors and all rene
dies failed. At length I vas induced T.
try Electric Bitters and tie result was
miraculous. improved at once aud
now I'm completely recovered For
liver. kidney, stomach sDd howell
troubles Electric Bitters is the only
medicine. Only soc. It's guarnteea
Clifford Tabler
Martinsburg statesman. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1869-1906, 1904-06-17
TEACHERS EXAMINATION S.

There will be three examinations held
this year under the uniform system as
follows; May rs and 81, july q and %
and September Is and Is. Commenc-
ng at a. m. on Thursday and q. m.
on Friday, at the Eigh school build
ing, Martinsburg.
All applicants must have certifi-
cate of institute attendance, or valid
excuse therefrom, issued within the
past year,
Teachers will please note The above,
as no further notice will be given. An
swers must be written with pen and
ink.
L. II. Tabler,
Co. 4Supt.
Martinsburg statesman. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1869-1906, 1904-06-17

While man has soven ages,
Fair woman has but three.
Her real one. what her friends thinks
And what she cIains to be.
Martinsburg statesman. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1869-1906, 1904-06-17
1884 CASES or spEER's N. i.
yvINER.

sent to hospital and health institr-
tons, sanitariaus etc in Earope and
America during,the past year. The
Speer N. ] Wise Co. stock of old
wines comprise thirteen large cellars
full al Passaic. N. j. Principally Port
Grape Burgundy and Claret. The
Chateau eelier has the oldest private
stock wines soiae of them over thirty
years old, but not for sale. The extra
private stock port. az years old is the
Oldest The sell ior which they get
$500 10 $500 per dozen
Martinsburg statesman. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1869-1906, 1904-06-17
ALL OF WHICH
THE READER GETS FOR
ONE CENT.

nTAE Sun is the best type Of a newspaper. morally
and intellectually. 1t Is educator o. the highest
enafacter eonsia utly stimulating 10 noble deals in
individual and national hfe
IHE sUs Is published on SUNDAY as well as every
ny maui IhE DAILY sus, IS cents per month &,
aayear, including The SyEDAY Sun, g. THE SUI.
oA SUI alone steo year. THE WEEKLy son,
Martinsburg statesman. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1869-1906, 1904-06-17

Your husband seems to be losing his
hair very fast
Martinsburg statesman. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1869-1906, 1904-06-17
DRIVEN TO DESPERATION.

Living at an out of the way place,
remote from civilization. family
often driven to desperation in case of
accident. resulting in burns, cuts,
wounds. ulcers, etc. Lay in supply
Of Bucklen's Arnica Salve. IT'S the
best on earth 25c Tabler's drug store
Martinsburg statesman. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1869-1906, 1904-06-17
Special Locals.
ro cuRr A COLO oNEn

TO CURE AcoLD IN ONE DAY
Take Laxative Bronze Quinine Tablts
All druggists refund the ri oney it
fails to cure. +. w. rove.s signature
IN each box. csc.
The Lancaster ledger. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1852-1905, 1904-05-18
FRIENDS
FOR ELERK ON COURT.

Tho many friends Of l.. ~ GI.Y.
BURN announce linn as Il candida,e
for Clerk o( q urt We pledge lin TO
abide ihe result OF the Democratic pr; {.
mary.
The Lancaster ledger. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1852-1905, 1904-05-18

There is rule in Charleston
that colored people shall not be
allowed to promenade through
Magnolia cemetery, The principal
burying place of the white citi
zens. The old gate keeper is an
lrlshman, and that hc he knows
how to OBEY orders is illustrated
by 8 recent occurrence. He was
standing at his accustomed place
Of duty, when there drove up q
stylish oquipage, containing q we'll
nroomed negro man and two fo
male companions.
"Faith, an We can't COON in
here" sail the old Irishman.
"What'S tbatH" qucried the
negro, leaning forward. III wish
to drive through the cemetery"
can t. be shurc, ye can't go
through the cimetery. Naygurs
Is not allowed inside the gate"
"My dear fellow" retorted the
occupant of the carnage, in his
SNaycst tones, 81 don't think YOU
know 20 - nom Won ere sucnkiOU
The Lancaster ledger. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1852-1905, 1904-05-18
Baptist Convention Adjourns It's
Sessions.

Nashville, Tenn. May 1G. The
49th Southern Baptist convention,
which has been in session here
since Friday last completed its
work tonight and adjourned to
meet next year in Kansas City
1t was announced that almost
$3.50, 600 had been raised during
the year for foreign missions and
that now workers are needed more
than money. Officers of the
various church boards were elect
ed as recommended. The CON
vontion adopted a resolution I'D,
vocating the passage by congress
of the llepburn-DolIivcr anti jug
bill and also a resolution calling
on the United States government
to take all proper steps 10 stop
alleged barharitics in the Congo
Free State
At the night session resolution
was adopted against Bopt;s. min.
listers performing the rights of
matrimopy where either Of TIE
contracting parties have been d
vorced on other than sripturaj
grounds.
The Lancaster ledger. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1852-1905, 1904-05-18
FOR SHERIFF

We announce the name Of John p.
Hunter rs Il candidate for re election
to the Office OF sheriff subject TO the
approval Of the Democratic voters in
TIE primary e!ectinn. Mr. Hunter
needs 30 Introduction nj our honds. rs
his past recOrc il eminentiy Sufficient
20 convince any one that he is in every
respect well fitted FIR the Sherilf's Of
flee. y more loyal man 10 his friends
and country than John p Hunter
never iivei lie is ever ready ard
willing. under any circumstanc ces, ito
do his duty without fear or favor, and
AT the s-ma ine, with kindness ana
discre, ion
FRIFN
The Lancaster ledger. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1852-1905, 1904-05-18
Antioch Items.


MR. EDITOR: We Will give
you few lines from the garden
spot of the county. We have
had a series Of sermons on tba
nro6;ro, CO., a. :.,
s,r ''
.uN) e"ei''" '"e soSP'i on u.s.
we nave recently purchased an
organ for our church. Our
worthy school teacher, who is
ever WORKING for ,ho host ;r+or.
o+of 49,. oI,.I ..., -,
" 90 0'''''' "''' ''e y
VI VIC u "S'o|' az" P"'IouS' "~s
procured a library for our school.
The farmers of our section are
all busy on their farms. Every.
tbino seems 70 be N norrisbinc
condition cxcent small or,in
which is remarkablv Moor ,rhn
farmers of this spcti,n hore wa
narsd Their lands von nnl bav,
fertilizad more than nsnoI and
under favorable circumstance.
from now we hono to mali. :,
cod cron Hioh n,ico4 co,,on
hasn't run orr naonIe v;1l
Evervbodv seems to he nl.ntirg
a plenty Of corn TO do him md
everrbodv seems to bo fcalino
good around here. FATTY IS
still LOOKING after his farm Th;s
cool spell has been very fnyora
bic on him. He saws when tine
weather is hot bo cots ont Of
puff, but | think he has too
mucn Duff.
We have q blacksmith and
wood shop rioht ia our miast
managed by +, NJ. Wherrv and
Eli G. Langley. They shoe
horses, repair WAGONS and buu
gies. believe they could MAKE
a wheel.barrow. We Will tell
YOU something about the farm.
bells in on. country, We have
a bell at almost every house.
The last man that bought one is
certainly delighted with it. lie
bought a large one ard he likes
to hear it so we'll that he rings
for his hands at night.
The health Of cur country j.
tolerably good at present. We
have had fey cases of mumps
but they are working very slow.
ly.
The Lancaster ledger. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1852-1905, 1904-05-18
As You Make Il.

To 'Aa pr,o .lcr liie's a sermon,
To The joker lies n Jost;
To the miser life is money,
TO the loafer life is rest.
To The lawyer life's trial,
To The poet life's song;
To the doctor life's q patient
That needs treatment right
along. T.
To the soldier life's battle,
TO the teacher hfc's a school;
Lies a "good thing" to the
CRATER,
It's 4 failure to the fool.
To the man upon the engine
Lies II long and heavy grade;
It's a gamble to the gambler,
To tho merchant life is trade
Lies picture to the artist,
To the rascal life's fraud;
Life perhaps is but a burden
TO the man beneath the he'd.
Life is lovely to The lover,
TO the player lifc's play;
Life may be a load of trouble
To the man upon the dray.
Life is but long vacation
To the man who loves his work :
Lifo's on everlasting effort
TO shun duty to the shirk.
70 the heaven blest romances
Life,s story ever new;
Life is what we try to make it
Brother, what is life to you!
S. f. KIsER.
Chicago Record-Hera1d.
Pay your Subscription % the
LEDGER and be happy.
The Lancaster ledger. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1852-1905, 1904-05-18
FOR COUNTY SDPERIN y TEN
DENT OF EDUCATION.

10 the Voters OF L.ncaster County.
With many thanks for past honors
ana earnest solicitations FIR future
support, / hereby announce my self a
candidate for reelection To the office
OF County superintendent of iIduca-
ii0n su' jec. 10 ne rncS govern z the
Democratic primary.
4. &. RO WE'LL.
The Lancaster ledger. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1852-1905, 1904-05-18
FOR AUDITOR
FOR TREASC:fER.

Thanking the people IF LHnc,ster
county for lhcir iiherAi sulpr.l in The
past, ] hereby ~ n"u ,cp :nvself a
cndid to for election Ia the olicc OF
Treasurer subj act 10 tho resu,, OF the
Democratic primary
~ g. EAUrHEN
The Lancaster ledger. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1852-1905, 1904-05-18

Having been appointed to serve out
the uneXpred term oftne ATE W. =.
l.. Porter, as Clerk of Court | hereby
aunounc- myself "a cAudidate flr said
0iiic' subject 10 the rules governing
the Democratic primary.
j. i GREGORY.
The Lancaster ledger. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1852-1905, 1904-05-18
TO THE PUBLIC : !

Anticipating the advancement in dry
we wisely bought our Spring line very e
the spot cash; which enables us 20 pIeser
this market.
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Pay your Subscription 20 the
LEDGER and be happy.
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HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES,

lannounca myselra a candidate fa"
the House Of REPRESENTATIVES suti ct
10 the rules of the Delnoc attic pnrtv.
j W. NhMEn
] aruouuce myself IA IL candt;iatc
for tn LEGISLATURE, subject to the
rules Of the Democratic primary.
j. HARRY FOSTER.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-05-16
MRS. ROOSEVELT IN PHILADELPHIA.

Philadelphia. May 15.-Mrs Theodore Roosevelt.
VINO IS visiting her cousin Mrs. John ". Brook, in
this city for q few days spent quiet Sunday. In
the forenoon. accompanied by Mrs Brook. she at
fenced services at St. Luke's Epiphany Protestant
Episcopal Church.
Miss Alice Roosevelt who with Countess Mar
eoerte Cass.ni participated in the annual coaching
psraoe YESTERDAY, had a rather active day. Last
night she was guest at the town house of Rep
resentsiye Edward De V. Morrel Early to-day
sne took drive and breakfasted at the home OF
Sonh O. johnson. the lawyer. Later MISS Roose-
ven was taken on board the city FIRE boat Ash
..oge for sightseeing trip the Delaware River.
me afternoon was spent at Mr.. MorreIls country
p4ace' where luncheon was served. short stay
ses mace at the country home OF Clarence Deane.
- og' where tea was had after which the Presi-
vents laughter returned to Washington.