The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1904-05-19
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Hard issl Miller h,s hard lsct ~iih
bic ifrsniters His scffise sssmsrins boat
sri tim ~ ID lie air, asd he sirship drop
ped iim lrip he water.
"A reeHsissy stttsSl iIew dla yeur
eis boEss oslstTsiAon wofif Ca. ws gave
n 20 all ihe Ga rrasenu cot wcs, wrote
for meser 10 cams honf or.
--H., Yossgsf~ How do yoe give yocf
nsgis bag his beallh feed Mrs. o.dhsne
On. pgi II On The nanilspiece ana tell
him noi 10 teach ".
"A phila6elphia Pear Year husband
has water o. the bfAin. snnosnced the doc.
sot. DeAf Gs sLs sad. hOpe u hEs been
boiled
~-l'foitss0E fseglHalSg lecture - Now
geh,lsnsu. Me ~ kE0x tina, We are to get
90, o. eur work al that We esn--t Chorus
Of igY from class
Johnaor-i's ihlHllh' oh ma'ayin' dat
yourgtst Themptcn ssi Jackson--Don't
DO y. hlggsh DlE't do u, Dat gal car
not keep ID mnrc'n two weeks. Don't
do n.
--Fitf, s,udsnl--A funny thing hsppct-
ed 10 ne 10 class today. Second Student
The idea FIRST s.gecs,-- Yes. The pro-
fsssog called me ~, and then he called me
dgwH.
With a nlg ID; H5ar-Tast girl next
csos, who sings soprase, has lqaid voice.
Jasr-lt lbass 90, then I've damned Il
enough 70 siop the fps.
-Atli sgain No, said Miss Elderleigf,
low nimc has never even scorched me.
Indeed exclaimed Mis- Younger. But I
supprse you use Grc-proof paint.
VIII you, Murdered the stump orator,
"stfaln At goat aud swallow q camely,
The thoughtful citizen on the front scat
knit his brows snxi0usly. Are they both
slerlllaed he asked.
tl@Abt ~ p CIV bANkibb-hnu WIS
II very hot In indisf Jawkins-H Hot. Sim
ply melting. Why, one OF our fellows stay.
ed out too long 10 the sun one day, and
had 10 be isdied back TO his bungalow.
--asndIs Aunt, do you think Berthe
Coldessh did right TO smile at me 30 often
In church, Aunt Where did Berthe sitf
Maudle-up 10 the gallery just back Of
Us.
What are you doing down theref ak
ed Cumso faeeliously Of Cawker, who was
lying 90 the ground and doing something
10 his automobile. on, this 10 where
spend most Of my time now, replied Cav.
ker,
Would you Ike the cause OF your late
husbands death explained Oh the monu.
monti asked the sculptor. Well, replied
the widow, II II doesn't cost any more,
you might ergraye couple Of cucunbers
on II.
What She Heard; Mrs. Spouser--
John, didn't hear you slipping upstairs
At 4 O'Clock this morning. Mr.. Spouser--
Not on your life. That was when slipped
down after crawling halfway up.
Mrs. llousekeeper-wha was that you
brokei Bridget-Nothin', ma'am; just
dropped the eggs on the door. And do
YOU mean TO say they didn't bresks No,
ms'am they was scrambled before drop
psd them.
--Mrs. Simple Newlywed-l want you 10
tend around gallon OF midnight oil. Gre
cer-Mldnlght oiy Never heard Of II.
Mrs. Newlywec- Why, I'm sure that's the
lind my husbands mother taid be always
burned.
--ob, George reclaimed the young wife,
II was nearly midnight before you got home
last night. Wei, well exclaimed the hus-
band you women are so Inconsistent. Be
fore we were married you didn't care how
late got home.
Shocked Mo,her-My boy, my boy
Whist became Of tbst last piece Of pie left
In the cupboard and told you not to dis
turbf Little Oscar II Gated II. Shocked
Mother aud what do you call an act like
thar Little oscar--Dlsturbing the piece,
! suppose.
Tie beautiful actress stood before the
prcss sgent. Couldnt you give me lig-
ger pufl Than the othcrsY she pleaded. I'm.
possibl, grosled the press agent. TITS
issn alistar aggregation, and there will DO
no fAyohiism, Yes; but have so many
rigs; luldn'l you say var Siturns
1astomer-I say, Mr.. Barber, don't
hear your fclsEors at work on my hair.
Barber Capologeileslly) There 10 very III.
,lc hair on your head, cir. Customer
That makes no difference. pay my morey
and want you TO rattle the scissors on
the bald place Just tie same a. II lad
hair Oh II.
For two hours fashionable New York
lady Kept the draper srbibitiug his goods.
asd ai The end Of that period che sweeily
asked Are you cure you have shown me
oEerYthiag you hsy,' No, madam. said
the dfsper have yet an old account 10
my ledger i'il gladly show you The exhi.
billion closed abruptly At this point.
The bride aud bridegroom sat side BY
SIDE. Dearest he SID, looking up into
her cyss, for he ives the smaller, 90 that be
really ard truly looked up and into her
eyes. Yes, love. she responded In soft,
frightened mousc tones. II ! had known
thu. tunnel wss thA. long ! would have
iissd sou Dldn't you kiss nj she asked
with much farprise. No, he replied. Well,
somebody did.
Reed smoot, the Mormon senator, has |
FREUD who Is W getsrIan and who lee |
torres Smooi for his mes.-saiing habits on
ali occasions. he met smooi the other day |
and beg9r: You should not eat meat. |