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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-12-03

must fairly make your tongue Toll OUT.
When you ask the head OF the canning
department what we're netting for two
pound toned beef on The days market
for Gamers. and be has 10 say walt
a minute ana lll figure 10 out or turn
t0 Que Ol his boys and ass, Bill what
az taos uettlJg u83 Doe i.nt Httus
clos, enough 10 his job ana perhaps 10
bIl aore u his chat. ne.I ue u..I..
in hs lap, OF when you ask the chief
tnguaer how much coal Wg burned lhIs
month as clmpaiod With last Iud WuH
lu thunder we burned a. u be- has 90
hem and haw ana fay he hash uld
time 10 figure u out yet, but bee thinks
they were running both buche n t1e
clearinghouse most of The time ana be
gucsscs this and reCkous chat be ueg1s
20 get up "a little more steam hlmseu,
IN short. whenever you dni low
that ought 90 know every minute Who're
he's az. but who doesn't know what's
what, he's pretty likely 90 De 10, When
you're dealing with an animal IKE the
American hog, that carries mi, l,s PROM
IN the tip Of lts tail, you want 20 make
sure that your men carry ul the latest
news about It on the tip Of the tongue
It's not q bad plan once lu awhile
TO check up the facts and figures that
are given you | remember one light
ming calculator had WORKING for me
who would catch my questions hot
from the bat and nre back the answers
before ! could get into position 10
catch Was "a mighty particular cuss
Always worked everything out 10 the
sixth decimal place ! had Just about
concluded he ought 10 have q wider
field for hts talents when / asked him
one day how the hams Of last weeks
run had been averaging iu weight
Answered like streak. but n struck
me that for hogs which had been run
ming SO light they were giving up
pretty generously. So ! checked up his
figures and found 'em all wrong, Tried
him with a different question every
day for week. Always answered
quick and always answered wrong.
Found that he was baseball rooter
and had been handing out the batting
averages Of the Chlcagos for his
answers. Seems that when / used to
see him busy figuring with his pencil
he was working out where Arson
stood on the list He's not IN who's
VINO In the Stockyards' any more, YOU
bet
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-12-03
Playing a Fool Game.

NEVER ask a man what he knows,
N but what he can DO A fellow may
know everything that's happened
since the Lord started the ball to
rolling and not be able to DO anything
to help keep It from stopping. But
when a man can do anything he's
bound to know something worth while.
Books are all right. but dead mems
brains are not good unless you mix
q live ones with them,
II isn't what a mans got IN the bank,
but what he's got IN his head that
makes him a great merchant Rob a
mlser's safe and he's broke, hut YOU
can't break big merchant with a jim
my and stick OF dynamite. The first
would have to start again Just where
he began boarding up pennies; the Sec
ond would have his principal assets IN
tact But accommodating knowledge or
pillng up money Just 20 have q little
more Of either than the next fellow Is
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-12-03
Serving a Life
Sentence
"0ld GoFson" Shows What
One Kind Of Wife Will
DO For a Man.

As long as fond fathers slave and
ambitious mothers sacrifice 80 that
foollrh daughters can hide the petit
coats Of poverty under a silk dress and
crowd the doings OF cheap society into
the space IN their heads which ought
to be filled with plain, useful knowl-
edge a lot OF girls are going 10 grow
up with the idea that getting married
means getting rid Of care and responsi-
blllty Instead Of assuming II.
A fellow can't play the game with
gir Of this sort, because she can't
play fair. Tie wants her love and a
wife; she wants a provider not low
er and she takes him as a husband he.
cause she can't draw his salary any
other way. But she can't return his
affection, because her love is already
given to another, and when husband
and wife both love the same person
and that person is the wife It's usu-
ally a lie sentence at hard labor for
the husband II he wakes up a little
and tries TO assert himself after he's
been married "a year or so, she shud-
ders and sobs until he sees what
brute he Is, or II that doesn't work.
ana he still pretends 20 have q little
spirit, she goes of into rage and
Mysteries. and that usually brings him
to heel again It's a mighty curious
thing how u woman who has the ap-
petite and instincts OF a turkey buzz
zard viii often make her husband be-
lieve that she's as high strung and deli
lcate as a canary bird,
It's been my experience that both
men and women can fool each other
before marriage and that women can
keep right along foolng men after
marriage. but that as soon as the av-
erage man gets married he gets found
out After a woman has lived In the
same house with a man for a year she
knows him like good merchant
knows the stock down 10 any shelf
worn and slightly damaged morals
which he may be hiding behind tresh-
er goods I'm the darkest corner Of his
immortal soul hut even II she mar
RED TO q fellow who's so mean that
he'd take the pennies of a dead mans
eyes mot because he needed the NOM
ey but because he hadn't the change
handy Tor two cent stamp she'll
never own UP 20 the worst about him,
even to herself, TN she gets him into
"a divorce court.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-12-03
The Kind ofDecIsion that Win,

! want 20 impress on YOU the import
anco of deciding promptly The man
who nu make up his mind quick
makes up other peoples minds for
them. Decision is a sharp knife that
cuts clear and straight and lays bare
tha lat ana the lean ndeclsion "a duh
one that hacks and tears and leaves
ragged edges behind lt Say yes or no
seldom perhaps Some people have
such fertile imgrIutlous that they
iIl take % grain OF hope and grow a
1r3e definite promise wth bark on u
overnight aul later when YOU come
fo mill that cut OF their brains by the
roots e hurts and they boiler From
Ild Gofrou Graham More Letters
From q Self Made Merchant to His
SOM by George Horace Lormer
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-12-03
A Good Kind Of Discomfort

There are two kinds OF discomfort
In this world. the discomfort that
works and the discomfort that wrlngs
lis hands. The FIRST gets what 1t wants,
and the second loses what Il has,
There IS no cure for the first but sue
cess. and there's no cure at all for the
second. especially II a woman has Il,
for she doesn't know what she wants,
and so you can't give Il 10 her
Happiness Is Ike salvaton-a state
OF grace that makes you enjoy the
good things you've got and Keep reach
INK out for the better ones in the here
after. 4 home isn't what's around YOU,
but what's inside YOU.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-12-03
EVER WATCHFUL.
A LltIt Care VIII Save Many Salt Lsk, City
Readers Future Trouble

Watch the Kidney seeretlons
See that they have the amber hue OF
health
The discharges not excessive or in
frequent,
Contain no Brick-dust like" sedl-
ment,
Doan's Kidney Pulls viii DO this Tor
you
They watch the kidneys and cure
them when they're sick.
Thomas Curtis engineer Of 2i7 south
Second ST.. West. says Pain In my
back and hips as the weeks and months
rolled by became 80 severe that / grew
anxious about my condition When
there was added TO It distressing and
annoying condition OF the kidney secre.
tons / reasoned that something serious
might result Added 20 the above were
dizziness and burrlng before my eyes
and on more than one occasion | came
% the conclusion / would be compelled
20 give pp my occupation for different
remedies, and all Of them standard,
did not bring relief and the use Of
plasters and other makeshltts were
useless An advertisement about
Doau's Kidney Pills Influenced me TO 30
20 the r ] I'M Drug Co.'s store for a
box, While ! am not prepared 10 say
that the treatment has radically cured
me OF kidney complaint / know that
my health Is better and my back ls
considerably stronger. I have every
confidence IN this remedy and am morn
than pleased 10 publicly endorse it,"
For sale by all dealers, Price 10
cents. Foeter-Nilhurn Co., Buffalo.
N y. sole agents for the United States.
Remember the name Doan's-anu
take no substitute.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-12-03
BLACK TAFFETAS.
Arnold Constable Well Known Silks.
BLACK CHIFFON TAFFETAS.

Bonnet's Imported Choice Silks.
$1.25 quality, 20ainch, TO be sold at-89c.
81. so quality, 22-inCh, TO be sold at-99c.
So quality, 22inch, to be sold at-$l.2o.
$225 quality, 22.nch, TO be sold at-$1. 80
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-12-03
DISCREET EVENING NEWS, SATURDAY, DECEMBER 8, 1904

"a fool game that no broad gagged man
has lime enough TO slt ln Too much
learning, IKE too much money makes
most men narrow From "Old Gorgon
Graham; More Letters From q SELF
Made Merchant 10 His Son. by George
Horace L0rlmer
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-12-03
AN EARL WHO sCRIBBLEs.


After the Duke Of Argyll the Earl Of
lddeslelgh, whose latest novel has just
made Us appearance Is perhaps the
most gifted OF English noblemen who
write. That Is not saying much, how
ever for the male members OF the peer
age who have gone IN for literature
have done so much less successfully
on the whole than their feminine COLI
leagues. But the Earl OF Iddosleigh's
novels are not half bad, AM so far each
one OF them has been better than It's
predecessor His lordship's father who
was leader Of the house Of commons
under Disraell was great book man
and he and Dizzy used to have fierce
arguments as TO the merits OF Charles
Dickens OF whom Gladstone's great ri
val could say nothing good, The pres
ent earl was educated at Eton and OK
ford. lie Is now &c. and commenced
novel writing only about 10 years ago,
his first book being called Belinda
Fitzwarru." Then he wrote Mrs. Peter
Liston," and his new book which with
a few cruel exceptions has been pref
" favorablv reviewed Is called
Charms" There Is also the Earl OF
Ellesmere who has published half a
dozen novels or more, the best known
OF which Is called Sir Hectors
watch This earl comes naturally by
his literary tendencies for his ancestors.
the Brdgwater family patronlzed the
poet Milton and figured IN his masque
OF "Comus" The Earl OF Crewe writes
passable verses The Earl OF Ronald
shay who is son Of the Marquis Of
zetland made q bid for literary renown
with his sport and Politics Under an
Eastern Sky" And OF course, the Earl
OF Rosslyn. who went 10 South Africa
as war correspondent published
book about the Boer war under the title
OF Twice Captured"
Prominent among the other lords
and ladies who write is Lord Ernest
Hamilton who II will be remembered
once edited William Waldorf Astors
"Pall Mall Magazine and who has
published several novels Lord Will
liam Nevill, too. published his prison
experiences under the title Of Penal
Seryltude.' There Is not space to
mention AN the ladies' who dahble IN
literature but they include. besides our
own LADY Randolph Churchill Lady
Helen Forbes who has written several
novels, Lady Londonderry. who was
among the contributors 10 the Anglo
Saxon Review. Lady Colin Campbell,
who has written lot for the London
"World." and Lady Henry Somerset
n Il Is true ne announced, that Lady
Ieune IS writing novel II Is likely to
be worth reading for she is one Of the
greatest Of London hostesses and
knows the smart set from A TO lizard.
Perhaps her husband viii be able TO
offer few suggestions He ought for
he Ia president ot me British diovrcc
court. HAYDEN CHURCH.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-12-03
OLD GoRGoN GRAHAM

peng more letters OF eelf-made
merchant 10 his son, a new work by
George Horace Lor.mer. illustrated by
+. II. Gruger and Martin Justlce-SLbO
Dcseret News Book Store.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-12-03
ENGLAND NOW HAS
TITLED AUTHORS
Continued from page is)

are those Of Cromartie ana Pembroke
the Grst Of whom recently published a
volume OF short stories called THE
End OF the Songs" The Countess OF
Pembroke who Is sister OF the
Duchess Of Leeds Is represented by
only one workman account Of Wilton
House. her husbands splendid place
near Salisbury which Is famous for It's
literary associations. There Sir Philip
Sidney wrote his Arcadia" and near
bv ON the banks OF the River Nader
lsaak Walton composed hts "COmpleat
Angler
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-12-03
SIZING Up YOUR MEN
Their Way Of Answering Cues.
tons often Helps,

one thing that helps vow keep track
Of your men Is the habit OF asking
questions Your thirst for information
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1904-10-28
Club Women at Huron.

Huron. S. D., Oct. 22.-Mrs. A. A
Lumley of Pierre. president of the State
Federation of Women's clubs was in
the city this week in the interests of
this Organization. Monday evening she
met n large number of Huron club
women in the p~arlors of the Congrega-
tional church. before whom she gave a
very interesting address.
Tuesday evening q meeting of the
state board of the Federation of Wom-
ems clubs was held with Mrs. Andrew
Riegel. Four officers were present:
Mrs. A. A. Lumley of Pierre. president:
Miss Louise Riegel of Huron, record
ing secretary: Mrs. Stella Marie Stuten-
roth of Watertown. corresponding sec
rotary. and Mrs. Julia c. Fisk of Get
tysburg. treasurer. These officers con-
stitute the executive board, n the
meeting was held to adjust state at
fairs. There are thirty-two clubs in
South Dakota at the present time, the
federation being organized in 1900.
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Universities to PIa,

Mitchell, S. d, Oct. 22.-The ruptures
between the athletic associations of
Dakota university of this city, n the
state university at Nermillion. which
occurred several years ago during the
state Nneet in this city. has at last
been patched up and the two football
teams representing the above institu-
lions will meet on the gridiron at Yer
million on Monday. October 81. Both
teams are exceptionally strong this
year and a good game is ooked for. The
Mitchell team is considerably heavier
thar last year and under the efficient
training of Coach Markle is developing
into n fast bunch. Their team work
has improved wonderfully since its
game with Morningside in his city sew
eral days ago, at which time they man.
aged to play the Methodists a tie game.
There will be Il return game at Sioux
City November I and Mitchell hopes to
score a victory.
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OPINIONS ARE FILED.
Minority of Wisconsin Sup RENE Court
Tells Why LaFollette Ticket
Is Wrong.

Madison, Wis, Oct, 22.-The long de-
Iayed majority opinion of the supreme
court was filed today in the political
case, by Judge Marshall. 1t makes six
ty typewriter pages, and merely az
firms the decision made two weeks ago,
quoting the authorities yoluminously.
The principal interest centers in the
dissenting opinion of Chief Justice Cas-
soday. which is, in substance. that the
stalwarts were right and the halfbreeds
wrong in their contention.
He holds the case comes within the
first clause of section S5 of the revised
statutes. and that the duties of the sec
rotary of state are ministerial and
hence subject to control of the court.
and that the official ballots should oe
prepared by the secretary of state IN
der the first clause of the section. He
dissents from the opinion that the stare
central committee had executive juris-
diction to determine the controversy.
The opinion reviews the action Of the
committee acting as a committee on
| credentials aud deciding in advanc
just what delegates should be allowed
to enter the hall of the convention and
participate liz the organization. h
feature of the convention is commented
on in scathing terms. saying the com
mittee assumed more power than the
convention itself possessed.
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Death Of Thomas Russell.

vermillion. S. D., Oct. 2.-The death OF
Thomas Russell at Sioux City yesterday
morning is sincerely mourned by all in
yermillion. He was n noble young man
and enjoyed the friendship and good will
of everyone. His demise Is a shock to the
entire community. as 1t was understood
here he was recovering steadily.
Deceased has been register of deeds OF
Clay county for the past two years. and
was nominated by the republicans for an
other term. AT the republican convention
hero last month nc provision was made
for filling vacancies on the ticket. AS a
result of this oversight the delegates will
be called together again, name another
candidate and send a representative TO
Pierre to file the nomination. Official bal
lots should be printed ten days before
election and the republicans have only
-four days IN which to comply with the
law. The vacancy in the office for the
next two months will be filled by an APP
pointee of the county board.
The republican delegates will proba bly,
to called here tomorrow.
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Dairy Notes..

Butter color will not cove up de-
fects in grain or lavor.
The good COW is easier raised than
bought.
There is such a thing IS breeding
the heifer too young.
The milk is the food the COW con-
sumes in Il different form.
Give the COW a small amount of salt
at each feed nj and morning.
1t is poor to allow the COWS
to fail in milk for want of a little grain
or other feed in addition to their pas
ture at this time.
Too often the profits made from the
best COW go to defray the losses on the
others.
The dairy COW should be suited TO her
mission in life and not a mere stock or
beef animal.
Good butter is not a result OF n one
particular point Of superior excellence.
but a combination of all the details.
Treat the cow kindly, make her
tame. Let her know you have & raress
for her and not q KICK.
The prospect is that feed will go
higher rather han lower. Now is the
time to lay in the supply.
All things consider",., the largest flow
of milk is the most profitable. unless
1t is secured at too great expense.
1t is quite easy to winter and sum
mer the COW, but not so easy to sci
them through the spring and fall.
Cows should at all times ave al
the salt their appetitcs crave which
is from one to two ounces daily.
Have the COW in good condition and
we'll fed when she comes fresh !: SGT
expect her to 10 her bes. mex: year.
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-. 5it1r- ffaydfng has mndc his rep
RESERVATIONS at st. Petersburg. The
Russian ambassador here VIII not be
in London until nearly midnight. hence
he cannot see L~andsdowne until Tues
day. when it Is expected Foreign MIN
lister L.nmsdorff viii have transmitted
his instructions. Beyond making
apologies, however. 1t was pointed out
at the Russian embassy thai no OK
PLANTATION could be given until the
WAS heard from.
Steps are on foot to get n commune
cation to R~ojestNensky. but some days
may elapse before he could send n re-
port to st. Petersburg. The idea tina
war can arise over the affair is secuted.
hut it is admitted that ii will strain
Anglo-Russian relations to a point
where diplomacy on both sides Will be
severely tested.
The mate OF the truwler Mino, which
arrived at Hull with the Moulme'h.
bringing news of the firing on the hsh-
ing boats. said today
"Between zoo and 500 shots were fired,
The first vessel in the lire did Inost OF
the firing. but l think two others also
fired several shots. our whole fleet was
under searchlights. which nearly
blinded US. The Russians came within
less than Il quarter mile from us and
we could see them plainly.
Captain Peater of the traWler Mag
pie declared il vas Impossible for the
Russians to mistake the trawierS Ton
torpedo boats. He added: The whole
affair lasted about twenty minutes
Not q quarter of their shots could have
taken effect. When the firing ceased
the ships disappeared rs quickly as
they came up
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Court in Dawson County.

Mitchell, S. D.. Oct. 22.-The petit
jury for the fall term Of the circuit
court for Dawson county was drawn
this afternoon. Cour %coirvenes in this
city Tuesday. November Is. Owing to
the small calendar the session will
necessarily be short. No grand jury
petit Jurors: Geo. Kanouff. c. II. He'd
din, chas. Grady, j. H. Simpson, Frank
Sand. M. Halphide. L. Indra, c. w.
Jones. w. H. Conyes. G. Fl. Lawrence.
Clause Asmussen, John Blendauer,
Frank Mcfarland, j. w. Broadbent. II.
r. Avery, H. D. Butterfield, A. 3.
Seaton, Joseph Curran, a. j. Curtis.
William Temple, ]. o. Johnson, U. ].
Putnam. Chas. Boreson, A. II. Hubbard,
John ErioA. Joe Hull. julius Refer, O.. ].
Fish, Chas. Atkinson, r. L. Jones, Tom
Grace, George Grouse. Paul Croft, VIM
NJ. Smith, j. b. Hoppeek.
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BRITISH SHIPS ARE HANDY.
Immense Naval Force Ready to Keep
an Eve on the Russians.

an Eye on the Russians.
New York, Oct. 2G.-The warships.
which Great Britain coulo assemble at
any point within the English channel
at a few hours notice are distributed
in three s%quadrons, known as the home
fleet. the Channel fleet and the Cruiser
squadron.
The Home fleet consists of eight bat
tleships and five cruisers. The
fleet consists of six battleships ana SIX
cruisers, and the Cruiser squadron con-
sists of sever cruisers.
The commander-in-chief of the Home
fleet has complete n continuous COM
mand OF the Home destroyer fiotillas.
There are thus thirty-two battlcships
and cruisers, besides the torpedo de-
stroyers, a class in which the British
navy is particularly strong.
The Mediterranean fleet. which coul0
be brought to zeal on any hostile fleet
passing through or near the straits OF
Gibraltar, within two. or three days, IS
composed of twelve battleships. four
teen cruisers and twenty boat Destroy
ers, together with torpedo boats. sup
Elementary vessels, StoreShlpS ana ,he
like.
Sir John Fisher, who has just as
sumed the post of senior naval lord,
and practically fills the position of
commander-in-chief OF the navy. re-
sponsible for the personnel, condition
and general movements OF .ne lee.. nas
lust been commander-in-chief at Ports
mouth, the headquarters of the fleet,
and Great Britain's strongest arsenal.
The Home fleet is commanded by Sill
Arthur Wilson and the Channel fleet
by Lord Charles Beresford. whose sec
ond in command, Hon.
Lambton, has just been nominated FOL
the commander of the Cruiser squad
t ron, at present under the flag of Sill
. Wilmot Fawkes.