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The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-07-07

Swiyeler-Speaking II sm~.seed. I
consider him the most modest. unas-
suming man ever met in my life
Quilp-Then he doesn't think too
much Of himself
Ewiyf sr-Nor az all; not a BIT con
ceited. tough be admits that any man
possessed OF his abilities would be-
TitBifs
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-07-07

Samuel X. epre~h~r Junior is~sdie Court An
eriina. s.sss 1. o o. r.. sos Ae~ High ss., Los
Angeles. Cal. writes,
II esme here few years ago suffering with
eatarrh Of the kidncss, IN search OF health.
thosxht the elisnsts suId cure INC. bat found
~ mistaken. Hut shat the climate could not
do poruna could aud did do. Seven weeks trial
convinced that had this right uesieinc.
and ~ss then q well man. Z know Of al least
teenty friends and members of the lodge TO
whlsh bxlong ~ho have been cured 81 eatarrh.
Bladder and Kidney trouble through the Of
Peruns aud IL has host OF friends in this siiy."
SAMUEL X. sPRECHi-R.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-07-07

Tho total quantity of Intoxicating
liquors consumed In the United States
tn 1904 vas i.epe.sss. 5oi gallons. an
increase over the preceding year Of
about 81. 500 600 gallons.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-07-07

Little Wesley. who was standing by
the door. suddenly called out.
Come quick. mamma. and listen TO
Keyser barking"
What IL itz" asked mamma
~Oh. 1 guess be has got grass
hopper up a weed Wesley answer
ed.-cincinnatl Commercial Tribune.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-07-07

Just al present Il is not the Rus
sian arms, but the Russian legs which
are robbing the japanese OF victory
II a leap year girl doesn't want TO
take any chances she should propose
10 a widower who DIVES HIS hair.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-07-07

Old Gentleman Ito small boy. who IL
nursing skinned knccl--Did you fall
down. little chap
Small Boyer didn't think ! fell
M and dashed ssin a cloud. did yer,
Marcrlef,s MArazine.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-07-07

Z an scar, 4 llfe-bury ne tecp
on the hillside wrote young man
a. Dubuque. bot they pumped him out.
and that same nlshs he sent TO The cir
Gus and laughed tiii he cried at the
antics Of tho trick mules. -warerleys'
Magazine
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-07-07

Prohibition by constitutional amend
ment has been forced more or less in
Kansas for q years. In out Of los
counties the prohibitory law is not en-
forced. These Eve counties have IL
per cent OF the population and furnish
over 80 per cent OF the crime.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-07-07

Built ia 1882. and made famous by
Burns. the old bridge Of Ayr has been
ordered 10 be closed. being unsafe for
traffic. The repairs viii cost five thou
sand pounds.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-07-07

Friend - II your ~asherromsn
charges By the piece Il must be rather
expensive
Young Honseuife-oh. no. She
loses 40 many things that her bills
arc never high.--New York Weekly.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-07-07

Any man who has TO get up and
get his own breakfast while his wife
lies in bed is likely to feel like turn
ing the God Bless Our Home motto
toward the walL-Chicaso News.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-07-07

Fifteen murders were committed in
New England during March. most OF
them without apparent motive In
only seven cases were arrests made
Of suspected persons. Five OF the vic.
Tins OF the murderers were women
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-07-07

Immense quantities o. sand equal 70
that imported from Turkey especially
for glass making. have, according 10
the Westminster Gazette. been discov-
cred not far from London
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-07-07

tairh all the sitse. A few bottles Of
fefuna ~onid cure them.
Pc-fu-ns Removes the Cause Of the
kidnry Trouble.
FeFuna strikes al the very center 81
she ainsrnl;y. hs Graduating the ca
izrfh from the kidnrys. Csiarfh II
The tsuse 81 Kidney difficulty. Re-
move the cause spd rou remove the
eject. with nnerring accuracy Peru
IA so~s right 70 the spo,. The kidueys
are soon doing their work with p~riecg
regularity.
Thousands Of Testimonials.
Thousands u testimonials from PEG
pie wbo have bad Kidney disease which
bad gone beyond the control Of the
physician are f~ceived by pr. Hart
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-07-07

IEIf Fer.-k1sn-iy C--ec - al<cT nsrTrcf1rss
fffo Eesfr E-zl cay Z uas q D. ssres- srs
k,r-0-e- senc - gr~s - ga l.gtl.s AZ l-ss--<
Dr. 4. = AliDs. Id. ~ Arc 81 ra-s1s s<ik IA
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-07-07

Howitt--How long do you expect that
the doctor will keep you under his
carey
Jcwe,i-un,ii I'm dead or broke
Town Topics.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-07-07

Mothers will find Mrs. winslow's
Soothing Syrup the best remedy 70 use
for their children during teething period
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-07-07

Piso's Cure Is remedy for coughs. colds
and consumption Try H. Prsce IS cents
al druggists
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-07-07

Courtship is a two sided game in
which each player tries to fool the
other.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-07-07

After a man leaves the marriage
altar it's case OF boss or be bossed
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-07-07
SLEEPING
VOLCANOES

A thin. vapory smoke. lazily ascend
ing from its crater. may be the only Wis
ible sign of life in the Sleeping volcano;
bu, within is a raging sea of fire. molten
rock aud suiphurous gases. Those who
make their homes in the peaceful val
icys below know the danger. and though
frequently warned by the rumblings and
ouakinrs. these signs of impending erup-
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-07-07

Tcacher-who was the best friend
ireland ever hsdy
Irish scholar-oi don't just now re
member. but he discovered Ameriky.
Town Topics.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-07-07

riGhtly n2rnecs because \ purllee the
blood and tones up the body
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-07-07

: living in fancied security; when the giant
land they are lost beneath downpour of
les Thousands of blood poison sufferers are
ano. and are taking desperate chances, for
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-10-28
GRAIN. ETC.
COTTON CLOGS SAVANNAH.
Receipts Reach 100000 Bales, Break.
ing All Previous Records.


Savannah, Ga.-Nearly one-third OF
the cotton receipts at all the ports OF
the country for the present season has
been shipped to- Savannah. In round
figures these receipts here foot up
100000 bales and are by far the larg.
est ever received SO early in the sea.
son, exceeding those OF last season
by something over 10000 bales.
Despite such heavy receipts the de-
mand for cotton remains undated. due
10 the fact that most Of that received
had already been sold and came simply
TO fill contracts already made, while
for current needs only n relatively
small parts OF the receipts was avail
able. This explains the fact that
while the port is coDgested with cot.
ton there continues an effort TO get in
more cotton from all sections, and IL is
an urgent demand at that.
The unusually heavy increase in the
receipts explains, too, the trouble In
which the railroads, the congresses
and every concern engaged In handling
the staple find themselves. They have
been swamped by cotton. and are still
unable 10 see their way out Of the
muddle. Receipts continue 10 aver
age about 1900 day and are likely
10 increase a. the month advances.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-10-28
a Mutual Mistak~.

Little Willie told his mother that q
lion was on the front porch, but when
an investigation was made, IL was
found 10 be the Newfoundland dog
which had been newly sheared.
Now, Willie" said his mother, "you
have told very naughty story, and
you must go up to your room and pray
for forgiveness and remain there un-
Ill the Lord does forgive you"
Willie promptly obeyed, but he was
gone only few minutes before he
came tripping back.
Did the Lord forgive youY" asked
his mother.
YES" was the reply. "and He said
He didn't blame me much, either,
cause when lie first saw il He sorter
thought II was a lion Himsef."-Col-
ller's.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-10-28
One Thing We Can DO.

Each one IN any gwen pace has n re.
sponsible share IN every others good work
IN that place. In some things we do ON
part with our hands IN Other matters we
do our part with cur hearts What the
Apostle John said about evil deeds Is as
true of good deeds: "lle that glyeth MN
greeting partake;h IN his works"
BY our we'll wishing we become partakers
in what Others do John sad the same
thing in the next EpIstle: we ought
10 welcome such. that We may be fellow
workers" What we speed o. ITS way, and
what we welcome II our hearts when we
hear OF tin all this we have q Share.
How wide reaching thea, arc the opportu
mites Of even the most secluded! How
great !. the work in which even the least
can be engaged As we hail any good IN.
coming, or speed ary good outgoing. We
enter into the prophets work, ard sEa ]
receive 4 prophets reward. Let US take
heart and do our share.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-10-28
God Only IL Perfe ct.

Perfection. in every absolute sense, can.
not be found among men-it abides only
with God. Man. at his best. is not free.
An heir of immortality, he is imprisoned
into time. Candidate for sainthood. he
has a heritage of sin and corruption from
the generations of the past. Called to do
all things through God strengthening him,
he finds that the spirit is willing but the
flesh il weak. Countless perils menace the
voyage of the perfectionist. Presumptuous
sins often have dominion over him. when
he thinks IL is not robbery To he equal
with God and share with the absolute the
attributes Of divinity. Spiritual pride
leads him TO moral ruin when he is per
suaded TO forget the hour of prayer be
cause OF his concelt that with him every
breath is a prayer. The Man of Nazareth
was so far from this vanity that He spent
whole nights in communion with God on
the mountains and in solitary places apart
from His companions. The perfectionlst,
aSSSSn, is deceived when he materializes the
things of God. by asserting for the saints
below an earthly empire over disease and
death and by claiming part IN the poiti
cal rule OF the quick coming Christ IN q
millenial reign at Jerusalem.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-10-28
The MiIlcre~k PHILOSOPHER.

The man who has little love for him
self usually doesn't have much to be-
stow on any one else.
The man with only quarter in his
pocket knows how 10 make that sum
last through the day better than any
economist who ever broached n theory.
Book agents selling works on eti-
quette should look 10 their manners.
Some men find IL easier 10 beat the
grocer than the dining-room carpet
Cincinnati Commercial-Tribun
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-10-28
Tabloid phjlosophy.

Many man is mound foolish who
isn't even penny wise.
The policeman who patrols n ceme-
terry knows all about dead beats.
Every stage has its wings. but II
takes an angel 10 make them hutter.
In the game OF life lots OF girls
would rather win diamond than n
heart
The funniest thing about many n
comedian Is the fact that he thinks
he's funny.
Ii Is natural that the musicians who
play wind instruments should come
10 blows.
When a man is his own worst enc
my IL is up 10 him 10 make friends
with himself.
No. Maude. dear; there Is no simil-
arity between n dinner coat aud an
Eton jacket.
The girl who fishes for husband
should know the difference between
a nibble and Philadelphia Re
cord
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-10-28
Increasing Gods Opportunities.

Some one has said that each human life
is another opportunity for God TO display
His grace and power" So IT is, and the
thought viii grow upon YOU as you medi.
tate upon it, just think, Il am Gods op.
portunity" Isn't II wonderful: Isn't II
glorious! When we look at others whom
God has richly blessed and honored in ser.
vice we can see how II is. hut DO we ever
think OF ourselves az Gods opportunity?
Every one that responds to Gods cali,
Comet" gives God larger place in the
world.
Every one who obeys Gods command,
"Go," assists God IN gaining larger place
in the hearts OF men. Every regenerated
heart and life rs a new garden IN which
God plants His seeds of love and grace; a
fountain out of which flow constant
streams of healing power.
Take it home dear young friend. and
say 20 yourself, i am Gods opportunity
BE that and your life will become unutter-
ably grand and your experience unspeak'
ably sweet-A. w. Spooner, ID, ID.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-10-28
OUR ADOPTED ISLANDS.

A force under Lieutenant PogGe, Of
the Manila Constabulary, has defeated
a large number OF Pulajanes in the
mountains OF eastern Samar, killing
the notorious outlaw, Ovomo, and fifty
Of his followers.
Judge Robinson. of the First Circuit
Court. in Honolulu, has sentenced L. s.
Boyd, former Land Commissioner OF
Hawaii. 10 ten years imprisonment at
hard labor. Boyd was indicted last
April on the charge OF embezzling pub
lie funds. Pending an appeal Boyd has
been admitted 10 bail.
Lieutenant Prtchard, OF the Philip
pine army, son of ex-senator Peter c.
Pritchard. went insane and killed Lieu.
tenant Deem and then killed himself.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-10-28
Russia's Volunteers.

A story comes from Moscow which
shows pretty clearly the different
views that the Government and the
common people take OF the war. Two
men were out walking, when they saw
crowd jostling and showing. while
from within the crowd came loud
sobs, cries OF pain. oaths. and blows.
What on earth is the matterT said
the first man. oh" said his COM
panlon indifferently. lit is only a
Government officer forcing a peasant
10 turn volunteer."-St.J James Gazette.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-10-28
Her Mistake.

IL is told OF the witty old French ab-
be. Perc Monsabre, that on one occasion
lady sent message 10 him just as he
was entering the pulpit that she must
see him. After beating about the
bush. she came To the point. Vanity
was her bcsettIng sin, and only that
morning she had yielded TO the temp
tatlon of gazing at herself in the mir
ror and thinking she was very pretty
Pere Monsabrc looked at her steadily
for minute. and then. In his soft
musical voice, he inquired kindly: lis
that all. my daughterY' Yes. father
that IL all" Then, my daughter. 10 In
peace. For TO make mistake Is nc
sin. Liverpool Post.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-10-28
Ne0SS;&M1e
GA>Neek0
WASHINGTON.

Gen. George ID. Ruggles. retired. for
several years manager Of the Soldiers
Home in Washington. died there.
Captain II. y. Seeley, Inspector Of
Hulls, in Boston, Mass, and T. c.
Mersereau, Assistant Inspector OF Boil.
ers, in New York City, have been ap.
pointed 10 succeed Inspectors DumoS
and Barrett, OF the steamboat inspec>
ton service in New York. who were re.
moved from office by Secretary Met.
calf, OF the Department of Commerce.
President Roosevelt removed from
Office Robert :. Rode. Supervising In
spector OF the Steamboat Inspection
Service
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-10-28
Crop Report FAVORABLE TO Corn.

Interest In the Government crop re-
port centred on the figures on corn.
The figures given are regarded as the
most important OF the season. Statis-
tician Brown, Of the New York Pro-
duce Exchange, gave out the follow
ing: The monthly report OF the Chief
Of the Bureau OF Statistics ~ the DE.
partment OF Agriculture will show
the condition OF corn on October ] has
been $50, as compared with $40 one
month ago, sos on October /, 1903,
1915 al the corresponding date iu 1907,
and teD-year average of 1913.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-10-28

supposing the hands of the Lord be par
alyzed. how can lie do these things, We
are the voice of Christ. Christ wants to
publish abroad 10 the end OF the earth the
message of Gods love and the wsy OF sal
vation. but il the voice be silent, how can
He DO IL,
We talk about the mercy of God having
no limitation. We talk about the bound
less pity Of God. and we do well. but the
pity of God and the mercy of God have
their limitations. Not according 70 the dis
torted Cslvinism which our fathers belev-
ed, Gods mercy H. infinite; Gods pity is
boundless: His love extends 20 all men
that We believe: IN that declaration We
glory; We count II the very flower and cor.
onation OF our religion. And vet Gods
mercy Is limited. His compassion is bound
ed. His pity is shortened by us-by US. Ac.
cording as We are willing or unwilling is
the hmltlessness of the love Of God.
Let us take a homey illustration. Here
Is irlend-a man whom YOU have always
known, a classmate 1t may be in school. an
associate in business-and he has fallen
upon evil times and everything that he
spent his life in accumulating Is gone. You
are rich, YOU are perfectly able 10 put that
man on his feet again: 10 give him sec
ond chance and another start; YOU are
Gods elected minister for that purpose.
But YOU don't do II. God Is kindly dis.
posed to that man. God would helm that
man, and He has put YOU IN position 10
help him. You are His hands: you are
Gods ministering agency. but you limit
Gods goodness, don't youg
God is very pitful very ptifrl. Rich
men can feed poor men. but they don't do
il. No mamma falls from heaven 20 feed
those poor men Thev starve. God is
wondrously pitlful, and there are strong
people who are perfectly able TO help and
comfort weak and sicklv people, but these
sicklv people die for lack OF help. No min
istering angel comes down 10 cool their fe-
YER and heal them. Don't YOU see that we.
Gods hand. Gods voice, the branches and
twigs of the vine. limit the fruitfulness OF
the vine, limit the power of the Almighty,
Herein is Nv Father elorlied. that We
bear much fruit so shall We be My disci-
ples.' Friends, the thought is appalling;
IL oppresses me When | look at that
from one side ] am terrified 10 think that
the thing that God wanted done yesterday
is not done through my neglect.
And yet there is encouragement here for
US all Apart from the vine the branch
withers; II can do nothing. Abiding in the
vine, the branch bringeth forth much fruit,
and we NAV abide and W" may Glorify our
Father Glorify Him. Make Him shine
with radiance and beauty in the eyes of
man. Make God manifest. We can make
God real; We can make the gospel sublime
in the eyes of those who are living without
il. We can so tell the story: we can so
live our religion; we can so manifest the
grace Of God in our lives: we can so let
our light shine that others-our neighbors
and friends, our children and relatives
shall glorify our Father in heaven.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-10-28
FOREIGN.

General Kuropatkin has been sub.
reinforced, according 10 a
|'okio report.
The Spanish steamer Buenos Ayres,
pr whose safety fears were enter.
|hined, arrived at Havana, Cuba.
Sir Robert Hart has been decorated
" the Emperor OF Japan for negotiat-
lg the Chinese customs treaty with
Japan.
Count Boni de Castellane and NJ.
I,escbanel made speeches ia the Cham.
er Of Deputies cn the question OF n
|sparation OF church and st:~e in
rance.
King Edward gave luncheon in
buckingham Palace, London. Eng, TO
ear Admiral Jewell and his squad
IN officers. at which be offered the
past: The American Navy. May
: glory never grow lessw
Advices from Berlin say tha: Great
ritain has positively refused a Ger.
an request 10 be allowed 90 use Wal.
sh Bay for the landing Of troops and
lpplies.
Disturbances were reported 10 have
curred In Santo Domingo when an
merican representative took posses
on Of custom houses on account of
g claim Of the SantO Domingo I'm.
-oyement Company, Of New York.
A special cable dispatch from Milan.
ally. says that the Benedett Com.
my had a contract with Russia %
hpply 10000 ,mpenetrable cuirasses
fusing a contract with Japan, where
lon the latter protested 70 he Italian
cvernment and negotiations were
-oken of.
Mexico proposed 70 issue a $40. COO
~ gold loan. bearing iniere,; n. the
te Of four Der cent.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-10-28
As Per specifications.

Lewis Nixon tells story OF a
wealthy man from the West, now liy-
Ing near Greepwich. on Long Island
Sound. who was made the commodore
of yacht club having headquarters
near that village.
One day the newly -nedged yachts
man shouted to one of the petty officers
of certain craft:
Have YOU weighed anchor yety'
Aye, aye. sir" was the response.
Then why tn deuce don't you an
nounce the weight" Numbered the
commodore. re.-Philadelphia Post.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-10-28
Bsware Of Ointnsnts For CAtsrrh That
Contain Mercury,

rs mercury will surely destroy the sense OF
smell and com pletely derange the whole sys-
TEN when entering IL through the mucous
surfaces. such articles should never be- used
except on prescriptions from reputable ply
sicians, ~ the damage they will do IL ten fold
10 the good you can possibly derive from
them. Halls Catarrh Cure, manufactured
by y. J. Cheney A Co., Toledo, o., contains
no mercury, and is taken internally acting
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces
ithesystem. In buying Halls Catarrh Cure
be- sure you get the genuine. IL IN taken In
ternally, and made In Toledo, Ohio, by II
J. Cheney a Co. Testimonials free.
Sold by Druggists; price, Zoe. per bottle.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-10-28
Altsrtn- the LIE

One u ng Jcs1s did was to change men's
thoughts about life. God and man. But
this was done to alter the life Thought
beco mes the medium for expressing the
experience OF the soul. For feeling. - ~
mucl deeper than thought a. thought "
thar words. We i1carnate ideas into
buildings bridges, ships and tools. Like
wise are We TO Incarnate the lofty ideas
aad sIblime conceptions Of Jesus into lie,
that -. experience. Ne>nHnst know what
II means 20 trust God as well as TO cay II;
20 be- clcalsed from sIl a. well ~ 10 think
II: TO have roLhl- ~ - wei az TO extol II.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-10-28

We arc commanded TO be perfect 20
love God continually. 10 rejoice evernore,
and IN everyth ng 10 give thanks And
reason - IN accord with revelation In en-
joining this duty Mans pathway - ever
onward and upward. larger and seeming.
~ Inhnite possibilities Of future achieve
rae1t invite him TO pres on with unweary.
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