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New-York tribune., 1904-09-06

Hammersteip's Victoria Theatre opened yester-
day for the season AS last year. Mr- Hammer
stein will conduct his house a vaudeville thea
tre with weekly changes Of bin and two perform
ances daily. Harry Lee, who impersonated the
two Presidential candidates whose features
most familiar Nine MsrzeIla's birds, John + ord
Mayme Gehrue and sDadoni. the jugger
whose tremendous strength was a cause for
der all summer at the Victoria Roof Garden. we're
prominent fea tures Of the bill Mr. Hammerstein's
experiment Of maintaining a vaudeville house in
Broadway successful last year and the pres
season appeared to begin with every prospect
OF the same attendance
New-York tribune., 1904-09-06
OBITUARY.
JAMES ARCHER

London Sept. 5-James Archer. a well known
portrait painter. is dead
New-York tribune., 1904-09-06
TRANSATLANTIC TRAVELLERS.

Among those who arrived yesterday from Ant
werp on the Red Star Line iceland were;
New-York tribune., 1904-09-06
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to North sydney and thence By steamer closes AZ tbs
Office ESQ D m
every Monday. Wednesday and Saturday,.
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this Ofice at $50 Tuesday and Friday
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closes this Office daily at $50 D. N
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ForsIxa Rates.

A1a,l .rasc-ibers in New-Tor City 70 the DAIRY ana
Will lie cHarsed one cent copy extra
noSfaCe in addition 60 the rates named above
New-York tribune., 1904-09-06

ror poInis N Europe aad nl countries IN the Unit
r.rsaI Postal Union THE TRIBUNE viii be mailed
a. fhe following rates:
New-York tribune., 1904-09-06
CEMETERIES.

Great Pinelawu Cenetsry.-BeaUtifuL accessible and
reasonable in price IS West saith ST.. y. 7.
uNDERTAKERS.
Esd st. Frank Z. Campbel-Stephen Merritt
Emb'Pg Inst. 24I-S West Esd ST. Tel 1895 Chelsea
New-York tribune., 1904-09-06

a Little of Everything" with Peter T. Daley
and Miss TempIeton featured" in the announce
ments and the play bills. transferred from
the roof of the New-Amsterdam to the stage Of
the Broadway Theatre last night, and began what
Il is hoped to make winter season for this some
what aimless and forUlless summer attraction,
The so-calIed ''Offeubach Review Is stil prorn-
nent and interesting feature OF the piece. and
viii be retained wherever the attraction may
tourney for purposes OF comparison and that edi-
ncatio Of the pu5lic which is so dear TO the
MANAGERIAL heart. There good Btzcd audi
ence at Tho broadway last night.
New-York tribune., 1904-09-06

More To Be Pitied than Scorned." melodrama,
jointly the work OF Charles Blaney and the stage
carpenter and electrician was shown yesterday at
New-York tribune., 1904-09-06

Local observntiOns-
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1904-09-15
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The Missouri Book of Limited
Edition.

The Missouri Worlds Fair Com
missions volume, "The State Of
Missouri" edited by Walter VIII
liams, which has just been issued,
is designed to advertise the indus
tries, resources and advantages Of
the Commonwealth. To this end
the Commission seeks 10 place the
books where they will be OF the most
service for State exploitation. The
edition for general distribution in
Missouri during the Worlds Fair
is only 10000. 1t viii be readily
seen, therefore, that but a very
small proportion Of the States pop
ulation Of nearly 1000, 600 people
can receive a book.
Tie volume is distributed without
charge, ia limited numbers, TO par
ties properly Identified and showing
some reason why they should re-
eeive il. There is no indiscrimina,e
distribution nor is the book obtain
able without Identification. AppIi-
cation may be made in person At the
Office Of the Department. OF PubIiea.
ton in the Missouri State Building,
Worlds Far Grounds, or the book
viii be sent by express upon receipt,
Of IS cents in ST. Louis draft or
United States money order, address
ed 10 and made payable to Walter
Williams, Editor,
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1904-09-15
The DeIIneator for oetober.

The October Delineator Is a many
featured number, containing, in adj
dition Il a complete survey OF the
Autumn fashions. entertaining fe-
ton and special articles of wide in
terest. Richard LeGalIienne con-
tributes the first part of an idyl,
Poet, Take Thy Lutte an exqui-
site dream tale, comprising some
tun, ful lyrics, and there is a clever
bit Of fiction by Ellen Douglas De-
land. entitled "The Mothes Of En-
incline, and also the frat part of a
story by Ethel Watts Mumiord,
"a Matter of Millions" a delight
ful commingling Of humor and pa
thos. A on ''The Loves OF
Great Composer begins in the
number with the story OF Beethoven
and his "Immonal Beloved -
which is filed with interest, not
only for music lovers, but for every
one who has a liking for romanees
OF the heart. Christine Terhune
Herrck writes OF Field Hockey a.
a new form Of recreation for girls.
the article being presented with the
hope OF giving this healthlui exer
else q wider popularity in America.
Lille Hamilton French has a seri.
Gus paper IN the "Joy OF Living"
series, on the Value OF the Wntten
OF the spoken Word. The story Of
Mary Dunlevy concludes the series
on "Great Women OF Pioneer
Times" and Physical exercise Is
discussed in "The Fountain OF
Youth" For young people are
provided stories and pas,imes that
amuse as well as instruct, and the
domestic interests are treated thor
oughly and practically.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1904-09-15
washington Letter.

Republicans hcre "a the National
Capitol are amused whom they hear
Democrats admit that lacking other
important Issues they arc forced 20
make seyerc personal criticism 81
President Roosevelt. Ia SO doing
they put the President IN the same
category with Washington and lin
coin. They announce their belief
that some people IN Wall street
think the President Is "~unsaic, and
at the same time they claim that The
Republican campaign managers ARE
receiving financial aid from the same
source. The two propositions are
incongruotN. To bo virtuous Il Is
necessary to be consistent But
there arr practical politicians who
hold that a campaign Of Cancellation
among the Democrats themselves
is quite as important for them as
any attack they can make upon the
"unsafety' OF Theodore Roosevelt.
One o. the signs of the times In this
city Is the organization OF a Ken
lucky Republican club which pro-
poses to stand pat for the Republi-
can party. Many employees OF the
Government are members, black and
white men alike shaving the offices.
They are for Roosevelt all the time,
and snih ut the idea OF being trans
formed into q pink tea and soIree
dansants organization.
As the President aud all the cabI-
net officers are away from the city.
local politics Is comparatively dull.
Not until the 23rd inst. when Mr..
Roosevelt viii return and the seere-
tarles win be at their desks IN the
departments, win there be much po.
iitical or social activity. 4 few Yer
monters, in government employ.
went home TO vote. but the result
shows that their assistance was not
needed. The same old story of a
big Republican snow storm comes
from the Green Mountain state, and
the Democrats are out with OK
teams breaking out the political
roads, Nothing has happened In the
nation, thus far, TO change the be-
lief OF prominent local Republicans
that there win be a startling and de-
cisive victory in November for the
Administration.
The impression grows that Judge
Parker Is n timid man; that he
would hesitate in the face OF a crisis.
Imaginary situations in an imagi-
nary state OF things rise up in minds
that possess a power and facility in
combining images. Judge Parker Is
eonversant with old situations in
the old state OF things. which fur
nish nothing to the Imagination,
though much TO the wishes.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1904-09-15

Thc Frisco System operates Wide-FestibuiaA
eiertriciEhtri trlinL AL cafe ears ard diulna
balls under the Infringement 81 Pred HarvsT.
Tins q fratrr ~
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1904-09-15
REAL EarArn rRANsFERs

). NJ. cauerlin to Lyman Lyons
40 a sec z Walnut, aud lrse. sec
70, Rockville. S7aoo.
Geo. w. Long to j.. w. Choate
~ a sec SO, Mound, $4,000.
Fleet Thomas TO Il Brannock,
lot 2 blk 5, Valleys ad Butler,
SIoo,
+ Duvall to J r Brannoek,
lot 4 blk s Valleys ad Butler, Sas.
Calvin Rice to J II Brannoek,
lots > and 3 blk }, Valleys adj
Butler, SrIo.
\ L Sims ct al to w y Cecil, lot
? blk G, worland, SIS.
Bank Of TT Scott TO First Natl
Bank, 100 a sec ? and II, Rock.
vile, ST..
J H Gill to Chas w Wilson, lot
5 blk 10 LittIe's ad Hume, $3.50.
Geo Templeton ct al to Mary A
Jones, pit lot 2 blk IS, Rich Hill.
5000.
Thos J Claggett to Lula B Full
ton, lots 2 and ; blk 40 Sperry's
ad Rich Hill, 5000.
Mary A Hudelson to FL Wise
man pit lot ? blk o. II Hill, $3.50.
c Keasling to Arthur b BARLEY
lot 3 blk I Atkisons ad Butler, ST..
Arthur BARLEY to } Z Keasling
etaI lot 8 blk l Atkisons ad Butler,
ST.
w w Thornburgh to o II Law.
renee Iot9 blk s Amsterdam, Sa7o.
Nellie Bosnia to CO Sells pit lot
: blk , VIM ad Butler, 500.
Joe 7 Smith Com of Bates Co to
Calvin F Boxley etal tract sec y
Mt Pleasant, 5000.
Sallie F Cox to John Witter Jr
So a e 9 w Point, 5000
David S Crissman to b F Criss-
man und y int So a sec ~ Spruce,
5000.
Isaac T Bennett to Clarence Ben
nett 30 a sec IS Mingo. $1,000.
John w Shea to Theo Green : a
sec 7 w Point, $.
Mary Gutshall TO Nj p Tro,ter 40
a sec - d Greek. 81.
Angus Sutherland to VIM Guy
- a see Is Deepwater, $500.
a ogle TO Mamie NJ Smith So
a sec 3 Howard. $1,000,
Henry b Duke to Maria Safer
lee lots II & II blk III ad r Hill,
S5ls.
y I Mcbride 10 Sunny Slope
Realty Co 400 a sec SO & as Char
lotte, 5000.
d d Ferguson to p C Burns 40 a
sec IS Elkhau, $1,000.
Mamie NJ Smith to b A Ogle lot
2 blk 8 / ad X Hill, $500.
6 + itsworih to Leslie Billings
pt lot II blk Standish ad Hume.
SIS.
II b Owen to } B Atterson lots q
* 5 blk - Merwin, 5000.
& A Emerson trustee to II o
MaxeY lots is34GIS 70 20 X Il
blk 4 Amsterdam, 81.
II o Maxey to c A Emerson
same property. 81.
Martin Mister to Walter II Mist.
Ter 6S a sec - x - Deepwp,er, 81,
Henry Hopkins to Mary Carlyle
lots s. & 81 blk II Johnstown, SIS.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1904-09-15
reduced Rates

Via the NJ. o. p. Ry. to the
Worlds Fair, 81. Louis. Nc.
Season tickets on sale April TSth
70 Nov. I5lh, sass. round rip.
90 day tickets on sale April a5th
10 Nov. 18th, $Io.o5, round trip.
10 day tickets on sale April 18th
70 Nov. goth, SIo.o5, ronny trip.
4, q. BaiiN AgE.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1904-09-15
the WORLDS FAIR.

~ now acknowledged by an to be
The grnndcst aud most complete
Exposition eyer attempted. It'El
educational value cannot be over
estimated. The Al. n. & II. Riyl
has four daily trains from the
Southwest, arriving Ia 81. Louis
az esD a. m., 12T "a. m, $50 ma,
ana b3O y. M. returning nc 0.i5 n.
~, DIS a. M, ssj2 y, IN, and Has
.. m. Those who visit 81. Louis
should not miss seeing Texas and
the Southwest. Rates VIII never
he lower than nUw-Si5.O0 Round
Trip, For something new in
printed matter about the south.
west, write
TX T
ST. Louis, No.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1904-03-18
Blessing in Disguise.

BY an ~niuoAy blow with hammer
Mr.. Benson had disabled one of bis
thumbs. THAT'S too bad" said a
friend to whom he showed the dam.
aged member several days afterward.
mo, it isn't" replied Mr.. Benson,
almost resentfully. 1T is one of the
best things that ever happened to me.
1t has taught me to appreciate that
thumb. l never knew Its value before.
l found out by actual count the first
day that there were two hundred and
fifty-seven other things l had been
using that thumb for every day of my
life without ever giving it thought
and it was practically indispensable
for every one Of them. Please open my
knife for me, will you Thanks. That
makes two hundred and fifty-eight.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1904-03-18

Health demands daily action of ths
bowels. Aid nature with Ayers pills.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1904-03-18

impatience to escape-she knew nos
what She was only conscious that Os-
car Couramont might enter the house,
unannounced, at any moment; and above
all things, she would not see him that
night!
Therefore, leaving Lucian below, she
sped up to her room, like hunted thing,
to change her apparel and prepare for
a wedding journey that far more resem-
blde the hasty fight of fugitive.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1904-03-18
CASTORIA
For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Signature ssass ses Of U<HzZzzM
Had Had Practice.

Had Had Practice.
You must take us for FOOLS" say
those who are listening to the man
who Is telling Of his adventures. "You
claim you rode from New York to San
francisco In a packing box on q
freight train and carried food and
bedding and books and a lamp to read
by, as well as a coal oil stove to fur.
nish heat. Bosh"
"Bosh nothing" was the indignant
answer. II want to say to you that
lived In a fiat for ten years, and the
only mistake made on my trip was
not having a bathroom built into the
packing bo1."-Judge.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1904-03-18
CFo be continued,


Husband-This cake isn't at all bad,
my dear, but don't you think there
ought to be little more
Wife dnterrupting)-That cake came
Dy express this morning. Your moth
er made it.
HusDand-As I was saying when
you interrupted me, there ought to be
little more of it.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1904-03-18
View Masculine.

DO you think" asked the sweet girl
VINO was in training for the gradua-
tion, that man is justified in ex-
pectlng his wife to share his trou-
blesY
sure thing answered the sad-eved
man with the Invisible hair, "if it
wasn't for her he wouldn't have half
so many"
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1904-03-18
Cause aud Effect.

Mrs. Nextdoor-I saw the doctor ston
at your house this morning. Is any one
sick? 0'i'
Mrs. Homer-Yes; my husband.
Mrs. Nextdoor-Indeed! What seems
to be the trouble?
Mrs Homer-Dyspepsia. He ate too
much health food.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1904-03-18
Power of Music,

Flora-Jack proposed to me at the
pop concert the other evening.
Oiara-lts strange how music will
inspire men to do desperate thlnrs,-
Baltimore American.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1904-03-18

some Of Solomon ]. Solomon's most
a'uactive pictures have been painted
oy gas-light He has accustomed him.
self to artificial light
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1904-03-18
Merely q Hint.

The man who thinks he knows it all
May find out by and by,
That the man who doesn't know so much
Eats far less humble pie.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-08-23
New Use for Phone.

To apply for a position when you
are out OF work by telephone is one
OF the latest manifestations Of the
universal convenience of long.distance
talking. No need now to advise the
lmpecunious young man to borrow $25
of somebody else--for a new suit,
hat and gloves in order that he may
give out the impression of not being
poor. The man at the phone will
listen only to the quality of his ut
terance, and will not be affected by
the color of the tie the youth has on.
The net saving, therefore, of getting
job over the wire, supposing that
the young man has to call up fifty
different business men. Is $2O-a tidy
little sum toward staving off the as
signmentof-wages man. Great Is
modern economy.-Boston Transcript.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-08-23
Fhinqs to Be Avoided.

The late Sir Frederick Bramwen of
Eh@laud was famous both as wit
ness and arbitrator in engineering dis
pgtes. It is recalled that his brother
the late Lord Justice Bramwell, on Civ
.2ss advice. to young barrister. told
him to be careful! @f four kinds of wit
aesses First, Of liar: second, of
the liar who can only be adequately
described by the aid Of powerful ad.
joe;lve; third, OF the expert witness,
md, finally. Of my brother Fred
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-08-23

city today looking after business IN
terests.
Ben R. Williams of English is
among the business visitors in the
city today.
r. r. Lucas and wife of Star City
are visitors in the city. the guests OF
the Trulock.
T. p. Henderson will leave in few
DAYS for St. Louis, where he will visit
the worlds fair.
Mr. and Mrs. Dave Bluthenthal have
returned from an extended Visit 10
Colorado Springs.
Mrs. VIM. Virgins of San Antonio,
Tex. is the guest of her parents, DR..
and Mrs. S. c. Alexander.
Mrs. Fl. I. Holderness and little son
are visiting Mrs. Holderness' parents,
Mr. and Mrs. H. B. Strange, at Beebe.
F.. p. Holmes. formerly brakeman
with the I:on Mountain road, has ac-
cepted a position with the Cotton Belt
road and will run between Maiden,
Mo-, and Texarkana.
Mr.. Roy Davies left this morning
for New York to take up the study
CT medicine in Cornell university. He
will stop at st. Louis to visit rela-
t;ves and see the worlds fair and will
later visit relatives at Ft. Madison,
Iowa.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-08-23
OLD, BUT EVER NEW.
VENERABLE JOKE TALKS OF
REORGANIZATION.
Nothing New in the Theory as Far
as This Laughter-inducer Was Con.
cerned-On Earth ip MaoJ 9is-
guises and at Many Times.

"Metempsychosis :" said the Old
Joke, a. - @,5Itls laced ast0stee -
in his pc. viz. of COLTS. -:
story to LIZ. ! 4z:.l. ID lg..4
grafton . .sa-t.#5... eFe9rsa.
renee. hEd -. Ia icais..a. t1r--. AZ.
bless you. NY bex. lave BE- con-
ing back to earth sor many esaturfes
and in as a&..5 s.i..s.z=.. .of4ls as
those of tie 4, i.z.ajs -, Nss.>..-=H9t
old Noah. IT,! .4fs ..ez.zt oi 5=aA, be
lieye me.-lsa9 Il Lis az.
Il tell yen, m b"s these Theozo-
phists have get the right lea about
it. We die but to live again. We
make our little brief appearance on
the stage of life and then we vanish,
only to return III some new @uise-Our
astral body The same, our errestrial
form the only thing changed about US,
AND sometimes that is not changed as
much as might be wished. l rave
worn many suises in my day. Heigh,
ho! It wearies ne 10 begin to think
Of them all. There was the time
when Adam cracked mis- sides with
laughter He had sprung ME upon
his better half, and Eve-well, Eve
was woman OF exceeding polteness
las evidence her courtesy to the Ser,
penD, and She cid ner very best to
smile at ME, although an fully con-
vinced she did not see my re;nt at all
"The next time remember 20 have
come to earth was in the Land OF
Nod. That was about nine thousand
years ago, as nearly as 1 can recollect.
1t caused great sensation among the
simple Noddites VIXEN vas suddenly
sprung upon them as New Thing. II
l recollect Alright, | was printed ther
IN the newspapers Of the time, and the
reporters were kind enough to write
Laughter in brackets after me, so as
70 make sure that the inhabitants
would appreciate me at ,ny caGaiu-
natory worth
Life is too short for me 10 attempt
to rehearse nay various reincarnations
since then. have appeared in comic
opera and tragedy: have graced the
minstrel stage, and appeared suddeniy
IN the pulpit as Racy Bon Mot.
have Travelled all over the civilized
world as a Newspaper Joke nave
been illustrated and set to music !;
have helped to make the fortunes OF
several comedians and the regulations
of numerous after dinner speakers.
And last night will you be.ic IT,
one of the best known anu most origi-
nal
"Hello!" said lha Old Joke, sadly,
"My pipe has gone out and I have no,
another pill in the box. shall die
If cannot get smoke--I know |
shall But never mind, | shall soon
come back again in some now form,
and the suffering public viii accept
me as the latest and newest thing in
Jokes. New York Herald.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-08-23
Giving Him WARMING.

One day last week a portly dame
presented herself at the dress circle
door of one of the theaters and asked
inquired for arrived in due time. Are
there any more nexits besides these?"
she demanded, pointing to the large
folding d.ors. eve have no more
madam" the manager replied, but
those in use at the prest t time are
quite sufficient" well, the respon.
slbility is on your 'ead." rejoined the
lady as she made for hel ceat.-Lon.
Ion News.