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Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-03-12

Marry The likes o thot, sor; she uses
fiatiron. sor.
Joe-They say she has money to burn,
Tom-What use is that, if she can't
find a match yale Record.
Shells Princeton in New York?
He (tmthfully)-Yes a greater part of
the timc.-Princeton Tiger.
0T Paying his term biln-Please, sir,
mamma wanted me 10 ask if you give
green trading stamps.-Harvard Lam
pOon.
Didn't you feel like killing the waiter
when he stood you up for a tip"
YES. / felt like giving him no quar-
ter."-Cornell Widow.
The Valet can't seem to keep that
crease in your trousers, sir.
Fiddleton-Well. you know, James,
she's pretty heavy girl.-Life.
Church-Did you say your boy is still
pursuing his studies at college?
Gotham-Yes: he hasn't caught up
with them yet.--YOnkers Statesman.
Nell is making a bare living in New
York"
What docs She dog
shes an artists model. Princeton
Tiger
Wife Cat dinnerD- What do you think
of my new decolletc gown?
Husband shall have to wait till YOU
get up from table to see, my love
Princeton Tiger.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-03-12

Orders for locomotives fer india ana
South Africa have been placed with
eedS firms.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-03-12
FACTS AND FANCIES.

us your wife a club woman, Mixer
Marry The likes . thot, sor; she uses
q fiatiron. sOr.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-03-12

Shells Princeton in New York?
He Grnthfully)-Yes; greater part of
the Princeton Tiger.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-03-12
She has a very strong mindr'

sic nus WY sITUHB InlHu.
Yes, and she's so very generous"
II never noticed her generosity"
"Oh, yes. She gives a piece Of her
mind to anyone who'll take it"--New
York Evening Sun.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-03-12

Church-Did you say your boy is still
pursuing his studies at college?
Gotham-Yes: he hasn't caught up
with them yet.--YOnkers Statesman.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-03-12

'0T Paying his term biln-Please, sir,
mamma wanted me 10 ask if you give
green trading stamps.-Harvard Lam
pOon.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-03-12

The Valet can't seem to keep that
crease in your trousers, sir.
Fiddleton-Well. you know, James,
she's pretty heavy girl.-Life.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-03-12

Didn't you feel like killing the waiter
when he stood you up for tip:"
Yes. / felt like giving him no quar-
ter."-Cornell Widow.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1904-09-20
0r9nropere drrelteret.

Sra 9es gfoireS, Soma, ffripes
Cen Toe, at ire NiGn0 M jiSSer or.
r~eIteret iom mistGnfte for Srainrsoe.
rtet pna 8cd SsIauGg aueu forieSen
ll8e. 70 me inbiorgeOes oen t6Se.
Ale IRE iuorer til Sogbetienineens
SclfrioeIie Of 8nr0itterne, % SertiI
toilnler, at De arreitereSe ietu beipr.
Ter ghstar1feu oe6 at iortpIle moSitri.
OenOe SFtcrier og bPrer fla iom 5olf
meo ouO Samoittisbeo.
9IoohtnSe ira aroroiue biaIp til
at ~inoiarge &c TO iiOite arreitouter.
Iieo Soer iuIgte SlrSere Sc FEM
RGnSs Spor til en- Sfoptpfnirg pes
Stunt Rioer pna geien til grtg6tor.
Sberifen lit bsrp al 6arrrerc. at TO
mtStTrfeIige frerncSe baoSe bit ia
| NaboIa5et. Sberifens SoIf on
Sunoene ilfIgte Seres Spor ira Slrs
til Su sos fom eH0eIia ooer ocn. 9e
oDergao Jig itror, flint &c bar Del
oPbre6e. Ge falSer fla 9lartir %
Sarris 90 er iOrrRrmet o0er. at 20.
rigbeSen fan arreitere ilige ~uffpISise
JON &c err.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1904-09-20
utro Gmbeosmano

8eneralfoniul Wc8a6e | Canton,
aiua, er bIeben oiiat at gr9iioent
Hooiepelt. 8rlmoen BERTH er, al
aonillen ifafieSe iig en- Grtrniortie.
neite peo at gioe fiueiiife auIier at.
teIt for, at De bar ,aisbm9nS. iom
Dor &ineierIop life iiSeluffer fra DC
5oreneSe Stdter, men inoremmer
aogang iii at reiie | Sorretninaer.
On @lrngoe aineiere fom mo i bort
Sdno paa Sisie ioIife atteiter os
poISte autoriteterne nteset grpSeri.
5iIIioit iotte6e Reaierineen | @oib.
ingtcn Wistnnfe. men monglebe Oh.
Ipsninger, ) iioitleoeu 6ebriiar orog
asiiitercnoe Statspiiniiter 8ieree no
pao Ell @roenstur % fom til Canton.
bpor ban ioretos llnoerisselier. Gan
gap IcgSaoe anIeouing iii at for.
ipare fig MOB DC Seifgloninaer. iom
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1904-09-20
polarforo.
gearp oil til Sommereu iaicn afitcS
paa en- Norbpolsrsiic.
Sor ijette @ans.

Hobert 6. Gearp biz after uS iot
at finbe 9orbpolen. geo en- Seit for
BAN | Neiu Dorf ben 14oc Septem'
Der meboeIte ban. at ban agter iig
lafiteo n9ite CONNER, % at ban bo
bill bape ct Sfib, Tom bar DC egenIfa.
Der. Grfaringen bar lRrt BAN er mo-.
penbige. SON bar 5 @onae tioligere
p9ret oppe | GoIaregneue for al Icoe
letter Soroens Ssie. noen at oct bar
billet Ipffes BAN at finoe ben. Nlt
ifal ban afiteo for iiette Sang, %
man foar baabe, at ban 0a bill bore
beIbigere. Or. 6ritbiof 9tarien iotte
Zig life til SopeOformaol at iinbe oct
motbemotiife Bunft, iom falSeS SO.
len; Sopeoiagen for bnm bar at I'M.
berisee De orftiife Ggnes Gaturbe.
ifafferbeo, oeres seologiife SanneIie,
beres 9pre. og BlnrteIiu, Snobun.
ben oip., og Oct Ipffebes ! bsi @rao
paa iamme Sio, iom ban Tom Eoleit
nGrmtere emo nogen anocn for % cf'
Ter bom. Der. Bearp En- @merifoner
og inipirereS al ct Subltfitm, hos
bpem life tor 8ioen, me- oct ore %
ieniationeIle ipiller ben itsrite Hoae.
9ig reiien6e engelife Gerber, iom be-
isger meget omtalfe, mcu ponifeIigt
tiIgiGngcligge Steoer. bil ban, naar
ban fommer til ~8eroens Gnoe",
funne ifripe | i'm Soebpg: ,"Sooe
been there"
Soa har ban paa fine fem Horb.
polsfGrSer qiort nogIe SpOogcIier
% ubpibet Dor geoerofiife aimoifob.
: 1886 fonbt ban ct aorbierg pon
/ git FOR 9iifobusten I'M.
ser 20 Graders Seibe. & 1922
fom ban til SnSspenSc @igten
poa 81 @r. 81 aeir. % ppoaeeoe
90 Selprtn.Sdnoeile. Soit
gobtgiorSe ga, at GronIanb er en- g.
lnffeocs 6et BAN life at
too OBJ til Horoeitoen at Greenland;
men bon opbageSe Sron Mountain.
'Sor at brinae Wteteoriter pon Sap
gorf til be 5orencOe Stater gioroe
ban 1867 Sommerreiier oerop.
eaa lin lange Srr fra 1898 til 1902
omieilebe ban @r6nInnbs Nor0fpit
% CAB SorSens uorbligite Sooe, iom
Iiager un6er SO @raeor, 80 Dttn.,
Sap WorriS. San fom oer.
lang lGngere moro cno noeen onoen
,or ppret poa Sen sGitlige SnlpfugIe
'3onIen reiIte pnn BEN sItIige) og
raoeoe frcm til 81 8raoer % II
Ginrtter.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1904-09-20
S%anolopenes 2lnpenoelie.

Zen al Reaicriuscn neSiatte 9auo.
Commission bar / Sommerens Sob
Iorctdget omiattenbe lluoerisgeIier al,
bporlcOes 2nublouene ~anpenSes. Zen
bar bopt Ell itor Slot Irbeioerc I'M.
Der iig, % Den er fommen til set Gre.
lultat. Of aommntationsfIauiuleu /
ScmeIteaolooeu | itsrit lloitrpfntra
anpenSes i u. 3ofota, at 8aibina.
ton Srcgon % andre TeIe al oct
til StiaebaDet itsocnSe Rorooeitcu
oraaer mere 6oroeI emo andre Ggue
al Ssmmer. % Stenoften, OF at SO.
ben ON 2rfcnIauO melt bruaes /
9ele al Wontana.
aommiSiionen oil afsipe en- esrt6.
beretning til grPiiSenteu, inSeu Son.
gresIen trroer iammen.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1904-09-20
Stcr Brand.
giprnitabs iture SrGpnrcfa6rif | Ct.
Eaul lagt ! Wife.

ct. EauI Saib. Goor ano 2umber
Cos SrGpareiobrif paa 3ice Street /
St. EauI neSbrGnote 6rebog @iter.
miOoas. SIOm cpItoS i 8~ipIoereta.
gen mroer aie0eIrummet og raieSe
meS itor goIoiombeS en- Shres Sio.
Ser par nemIig en- itor MaSie tort
SrPmoteridie | gpauinaen % Ell bel
Eel Ssolipann eiter Gagens arbeiSe,
% alt bette brpnbte iom Salnt. Set
iuieoe % oureOe ira 9rouSen i0n :
en- 6urnace. SISeu ipre0te iig meb
Zig Golbiombeo at &c rs arbeiSere,
ion bar ipsieliot / &c 3 Gtneer, bopSe
i'm iulbe Sure meO at bierge iia no.
Srappene0ganaen bIeo ItGugt al Rsg
o. SIS / ct gie6Iif bporior Soltcre /
an6er 90 treble @tnae itrsmmeoe til
8irSuerne paa RorbitSer, hporiro &c
boppeSe neo paa Saget al ct IiOet
Sfur ion too Der, os berfra flatre6e
sc neO paa Wnrfen, iom Sc funSc
be6it.
Get iamIeSe Cab opgipes til ON.
firing $123, 900 me0 finn $500 gs.
Ser por Moteriole | guQ.
for ca. $4,000 o. Sobet paa
Ben ire gtoges Notwithstanding, Ser
bar orr6iat til 100000. anIlaaes iii
$4,000. Scr finn nogIe ino Nan.
reSer ii6eu bar Ser iRitaaeret mt
til en- @Gr0i al $1,000.
grbeieernc miaeSe gerftsi for on.
$1,000.
6o5rifens Sopeocier bar Sidius
gisrritoO. Oct or treSie Sang oenne
err bet ~nIuorIi8t beriet al 81,
ocbranS. Get meOoeleS at arbeiSet
rcS 6n6rfferS @ieuopisreIic itrar uiI
paabeJDn6t.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1904-09-20

Iremiottes irnoo ham; men set bite
iig, at ban life baooe rent Del / 30.
len. og ba Bierce fom bienr, sioroe
FrGIioent &ooiepeIt fort Broces meo
Den utro gmbeosmanS ! Canton.
Robert ID. Wc@ooe err fcSt / Sr.
lano, hooriro ban u~Sounoreoe til
Imrtifa. 5 PHILADELPHIA Seltog ban
lori9 / ben IotaIe EoIitif og giorOe
Del republifanife Gorti noaIe Siene.
tier. Eli SeIsnuins berior aubefa.
Iebe BeunpIpaniaS Seudtorer G.uap
% &enroic bom til aonIuIpoitcu /
Canton. San uonGuuteS oen tSSe
Suminr 1900 o. bIeo / 1902 opbsiet
til 8eneraIfoniuI.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1904-09-20
Gil 2llaifa.
en Soloni at Sinner Dil neSiGttc M
peo 6OOfs 3nlet.
Sanobrmg 90 @rnbeoriit.

Sombolr ,aompaniet / Rem gorf.
ION er aaent for S6e 5inlanS Steorn
Navigation Company, aater til gao.
rem at isre Here tuicn0 6iuuer oper
til aIaifa for at 0aune en- aoIorli
peo Goof's Srlet.
Sobn u. RcGuiun, en- GiuiIinoe.
ntsr | Gerp gorf, bar tiI6ragt Com.
meren I alaifa for at gisre ia fieuSt
meo 2ofaIiteterne. San bar fis5t
Saro til bcn oorSenoe ao[oui od
Tom | forrige lloe til Seattle pon
Seien til Ritcrt. San piIoe life nGr.
mere fortlore ia ON, bpiIfen StiI.
ling 6inrcrne ifal inotage; men buns
Observation-Disclosures cg meaet an.
oct tgoer paa, at DC ifai bore aou.
traftorbeibere. Sooer iorbpoer at
tnotpre %iaaSonne; men ct mpgtiat
Sonpari flarer NOT Den gdnifefia.
beo, iipr uaar DC ifal onbrinaes
"noroenior 6olfeififfen", boor 2oo
og &et bar Ii6et at iige.
McGuiur uplpite. at oft er itoret.
tct paa, at aoIoutiterue ifaI bIiDe
ieIpbiuIpne ira gegpnOeIien of. aout-
bill foripne Dem ueo 9aooe %
Iiitereoifaber, ioo SlertaIlet at benz
fan Icoe al at fife, iom De er nteset
paut til. Wer oct oil fun bIioe en-
Ooergong. BED Goof's Snlet er Der
tore attlog. % aoloniiterne oil bIioe
iot til at arone aiII. % Der er NOT
nf bette Wiiferal. 2ogene ipnes uitS-
tsmmeIiae. og @roputneeit tan 6ri-
pes uoen iprt6erlig ganffeligbeb.
Ren Der or ogian aserLanb oeS
SnIet, os nogle at Sinrerne
bill blioe int til at bprfe oct. Som.
pnnict eier omfriug $4,000 acres
'aiuono oe aeerIano Seruoc, os oft
ifdI tilsooegieres.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1904-09-20
Brand / Palifar.

SaIifnr pon Ropa Scotia biem.
isgteS Den lobe September al Ell 81.
6ebrun6, Ser pil6e logt belle 9pen
gifc. on gin6en life bup0e pen0t fig.
Welem aI. 3 oq 4 ON @itermio0o.
gen iao oet no til oct pGrite. en-
itcrf Sgn6enpiu6 blGite, og Slom.
merre trueoe meo at angribe 6orret.
uingsitrsaet; men al. 4 iprong Bin.
Ben ON til Belt % ienote Suerne neS
moo grpggerne og Sorebuiene. Ger
spe6e 0e tit SproPrf iii al. Z. ga
fom 200 Wotroier fra De brittle
&riasifibe "ario6ne" OF ~SSn6efa.
tigabIc" meo Sorpeoo. apparatcr, o.
til Dem iIirttebe fig 200 Roro al
@arniiouen. geb at iprenae ct III.
lin imaa gpgntnger / 2uiten nleo
Gpnamit ff DC Sloen itaniet. lin.
ser granSen foIbt ct fort Ere ON.
fulo og LOG libel Sloro Rina, Der
bar % gar. anore fom til Sfa6e.
Get neSbrpn6te Tiitrift uogisr ON.
firing 2 acreS. Suiene bar Der al
SrG og tenmelig gamle, 6n De op.
fsrte8 / ben Sio, SaIifar 6rep Gan.
Sel meo 5iif. Staoen anilaoes til
SaIifor er en- gp paa
5000 Snbbpagere. Zen en- Cana.
oas iornemite Srlogsitntion og @tili.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1904-09-20
Bro br0noer.
30 Mcnneifcr ornfner 90 hcre fum'
mcr tilifaSe.

Siot eiter aIoffen 3 ON gitermiS.
Sngn Sen t5he September opSageoc
man. at oeu Ionae Eontonbro oper
Ct. Groir.@ Ipeu meIlem Stiafpater,
Miuu., % @iscouitu.g reSoen itoo /
lpS Sue. g~rnnOfolf bereote ia til at
iluffe, ba grocrs SopeSipau, iom
Dor 100 800. iaISt neS meo Drag.
Gerioner orirfnc6e, % 80 fom
til Sfabc. Sloen baoSe fortGrct en-
Del at ben eitre gnSe, ga 9roen
pIuieIig faI6t. iaa ale &c. Ser bciauot
liz pdn Dem, aif neS / @an6et, 20
500 neoermoer.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1904-09-20
SIaeteritreifen

1900 Of be RPnO, iom beItog /
SagterItreifen I Gbicago, bar faaet
fine 8lnSic igien, men Sen t6. Sep.
tember eif enSnu 5000 Iebiee, ifisut
500 oen nGpnte Sag blep togne inc
igien.
StreifebrpSerc er en- iorbaSt Gace,
og / Gbicagos Stodparo CT Der frem.
SeIes mango at Sen. Gisie 5Olf tor
life gaa no al 8rpgt for Soerlait;
men &ompanierne ~beitutter Dem og
fsber os fI9oer Dem. Snbe | Stod.
pnroen er Der eu0u1l $500 Streife,
brpoere.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1904-09-20
upeir New porf.

ct raienbe llpeir biemisgte ON OF.
tenen ben 14oe September 9pen Reu
Dorf og Smegn % giorbe meeen
Sfaoe baaoe paa SID % 2on6. geir.
fontoret banbe itioe parilet ON, bpaO
Der oilSe TONNE, iaa fiin foa Gar.
tsier ooDeoe iis tiliiss l SnsSngs f;
men man irpeter for, at onSre, iom
arbeioeoe iig frem langs apiten, fom
no for Stormen. 30 S~iifeifonnere
poa ct RGs paa Gonep
Sslano, og mango minore Sarteier
lan longs Stran6en.
5 gteD Dorf os / Sorit9oerne 10.
ges Sunoreoer al 8inoiier iitpffer
al Stormen, og oct ool6iomme 8egn
ipIoie 9ieIoere og foronnSleoe 60.
0erne til Cine. ltpeiret bIep p9rre
p9rre / 2s6et al Ratten og gap
iis fsrit / 9nsbrGfninsei. % Sbeo.
Qublifim itrsnunebe iio paa
6aben, Off ganoet op til Anflerne.
9eo Nibnot bar oct enooa Spbere.
ST. A blGite ginoen nleo en- Saitia.
beo al 50 Dill ! SimeuL og aesnet
/ Strsmme. Sporpognene,
baaoe Sc neoe paa. Soroen os De oppe
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1904-09-20

/ Suften, itanieSe. 5 gpens 6orrct.
uiugsitrse idiot Seite ifn9 os gogne
peIteSe. Manee SpeiIslaSpinouer
blGite ifnas. SeS 9og9rp opbsrte
3eenet, o. Sfperne bIpite bort.
Semperotureu folOt.
llpciret 9iorbe betpbeIig Sfaoe |
Gitp. SrGer og @ieroer neb.
blGite | @oSernc og / gorferne. &c.
le9raitroabene for iloe.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1904-09-20
politifen.
SrunoentioHer | Here Stater. - gdI.
get | Haine.

Rortmas 3emofrater 6ofot Stats.
tonoentiou / SeIera SeR lobe. u. 6.
8ornIep uomirereSes iii Rongres.
man0 % s. g. SooIe iii @lroerrsr.
6lere @onse iremtom 5oriIas ON. at
Gemotrateruc Ifldoe lutte Tia til ar.
beiSerpartiet, 8opuIiiterre og Unit.
trlitpartiet; men ale Sisie 5oriIng
tIep reOitente. 8eo set Raoneoprnu6.
iom tIitoit ioretoges, iaIOt Sutton"
me0 % Stemmer.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1904-09-20

Gotoraoos Gepublitauere bcI6t
Statsfonoeutiou / Gerper 6en 14be
SepteTber. @ltbernsr geaboSp bIep
giennomineret, og bans 6orboIS I'm.
Der 6eH uaougietre GuIitreif bIeo
g~ootiet0t / Blatformen. iou ogiaa
erflGrer iig for RetiGroigbe6 baGoe
MOB aapitnI o. grbeibc og for en-
Cop ON en- SsIimersSng. gn Stan.
6inaO oeO RoOn !. q. SoImberg bIep
nomiuerct til St~dtSfasierer. On
9oule, &atbertne 6. Craig. opitiaeSes
iom StoIeiuperintenoeut.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1904-09-20
Remedy.
Reiisr eiter Chamberiains Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhoea

Remedy.
Som life I osnHe Taaes Sic. men tao
en- GIaIle al ertts IiDosi | BIZ Sism. III
piI FiisrIis trrnse Der ensaus. % aaar Osu
1iO tpumsr. oil Oh transs De, iaarei On
ptl tr4ass bet mari. slsO BET M. Re.
tan irslie sipet.
gris rs gsnis. iisrts 5laiter 80 Sent
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1904-09-20
Maine.g algct.

GuISitpnSige Snoberetniraer on
StatsoaIget / Blaine NauSag Sen
t2te bier, Of Repnblifunerne ff en-
8llruIitet pad 27,t30 Stemmer.
fyor 6eres aouoioat iii 8lrpernsrIto.
len, DIR. Cobb. fGteoes 7S.460
Stemmer 90 for Dem Seuofrotife
aunStoat 9aois 81 $50. Senpotrc.
terre OanSt $3.50 Here Stemmer emo
/ 1900.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1904-09-20
aomutanber. Eernc.
4msiermes Slsie frnes.

SieIse ct Telegram Of 17be bar
ariasfoutoret / q. G~etersbirrs faaet
3iSenae ON, at Saponcierne tiIipnr-
Iaoenoe idmIer iine trooper til ct
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1904-09-20

Sen. Safbarob mobiiger fIere al
Spamas Rebbelelier | bans Sn6be.
refining I'll Sofio. Sapaneierne bar
life taget iaa meget a%mmunitipn,
6eItmarifalfen opgiper, og 9i,is.
ierne bar life bruet 3umonmfugIer.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1904-09-20

GOrti. paa she siOs.)
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-12-05
BEoGARs MUST NOT DRINK
The Smell of Whisky Interferes with Success in the Solicitation
 of Aims.

There is at least one profession in the pursuit of which drinking, at least during the working hours, is strict ly tabooed, No beggar can hope to be- come a shining light in his profession if he drinks during the day. No pan handler may hope to go home at night with his pockets loaded with aims un- less he leaves drink alone, says the Chi- cago Tribune.
 The popular idea to which the great mass holds that 'the beggar only wants a dime for drink falls before the rev. elation which one of the most successful members Of the Analgamated Beggars and Panhandlers made recently. Be 1t known that the price of success in the begging line is abstinence; one drink of whisky it's doWnfall-during work ing hours. All this was discovered when Winning Charley found his way to the side of a newspaper man with the old plea. Charley's plea is always original in form. Sometimes he is a bricklayer out of work, sometimes he has just been robbed, occasionally he is only the ordinary toucher. But, some how, he always manages to get into the pockets of Chicagoans for touches that are the envy of all other members of the profession.
 This day he began his tale of woe, and ere long the listener was forced to notice, for the odor that came from the beg gar's breath was intoxicating in its in- tensity, Charley admitted that he drank The newspaper man informed !, Ln4 ha g1enlnSG TaI~ hi to attempt to deny it with his breath what it was. Instantly look of seri- ous concerns overspread the began s features.
 "Is that right; is it strong?" he que ried, anxiously.
 Awful was the answer.
 Charley hung his head dejectedly Guess I'll have to quit work for the day, then,'' he said, mournfully. There's no use fora fellow who's got a whisky breath on him trying to make touch Sure, it's right. Everybody in this business knows it and works ac- cordingly. You could canvass the touch CTS of the city and you won't ind one who's really good at the game who drinks while he's doing business. The minute fellow gets Wh1m Of your breath and there's whisky in it we're more likely to get kick than coin. i People think if you can get a drink you can't be broke. If fellow wants to drink in this business he's got to wait until after hours. If he don't he can't ever hope to make what you would call a success at it. Say, ain't you going to gimme dime for this tip? No? We'll, I guess that proves I'm right when I say panhandler can't drink when he's working"
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-12-05
TRAINING OF oAMEcocks.
As It Is Conducted in the Country Clubhouse of Wealthy
 Philadelphian.

A young millionaire of Philadelphia has been for five years profoundly in terested in fighting cocks. At his country place he has clubhouse de- voted to the training of cocks, and down in the clubhouse basement is the cockpit, handsome amphitheater.
 The average person is unaware, says an eastern exchange that the training of fighting cock is"as care full and elaborate as the training of a fighting man.
 The millionaire stood the other morning in a spacious and sunlit room of the clubhouse. One wall was lined with handsome cages, each con- taining cock, and here and there were curious apparatusa springboard, a mattress, scales, shears, and so on.
 The trainer took cock out of a cage. He weighed it and entered it's weight in a book. Then, holding it on the springboard with one hand, he worked the board vigorously with the other. Thus the cock, maintaining it's balance on the flercely jumping spring board, got good deal of violent exer- else.
 The trainer next massaged the bird all over. He rubbed and pinched and pounded the muscles of legs, wings, neck and body. This massage was to give suppleness and strength, and to keep the skin and feathers healthy.
 Now the man raised the cock in both hands above his head and threw it, as one would throw football, on the mat tress. It lighted handily on it's feet, and on the vibrating springs it kept it's equilibrium. Again, and even harder, the trainer tossed it down, and again it did not lose it's balance. For five minutes, in this way, the man played ball with the bird. Then he took it's temperature with a thermometer, rub bed it down and replaced it in it's cage.
 Thus" said the millionaire, ''we train our fighting cocks He pointed here and there about the room. .'Those are the shears he said, i've cut their feathers with The odd-looking mani cure set is for their spurs -theysfight with their spurs, you know, as duelists fight with swords With the hypoder- mic syringe we inject dope into them.''
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-12-05
THE WHITE SLAVE.

Not bleeding meath the lash of Egypt's Not in the dungeon nor in galley chains, Nor baited to the savage lions now, Like those to Nero's bloody thirst con.
 signed, But look on him. the white. slave of our See on his face the centuries stamp Of
 crime.
 than steel Life's shaclsles cut into his tortured soul. The white slave totIs away his hopeless And ahs dies like coral worm beneath the sea, That palaces and gardens by his hands
 may grow, While Kingdoms rise and princes come
 and go. His masters revel while the white slave "Be yes contented. : is his only cheer. And when to God goes up 9 cry for help Tn vain he prays to him who dwells on 70 God Of Plenty art thou blind and That to this lowly cry comes no reliet?" His masters reveI. Their remorse of soul Is drowned in ruby wine when tears Lights of the ballroom, softly pleading
 flutes
 What thoughts are lent for tales of mans Tell these so Of sorrow and they heed you For splendor hides from them the can
 cerous blot. The masters revel. Countless thousands The white slaves cup of woe is surely
 full.
 God of the wealthy, if thou be their God. Cover thine eyes when this cup overfiows. For satan's realm makes not the whole While sons of earth such fearful tales
 can tell.
 The pulpits breathe forth libels on thy Thou canst not be the God to whom they Thou wilt not stand for treasOn's earthly Nor see thy poor oppressed forever Come quickly. lest thy teachings fade
 away
 And men forget thy mercies while they
 pray.
 The black slave cried; his cry was not in Prophets arose to sound the warning The crisis came. and mid the clash of
 steel From sable limbs the cruel letters fell. Great was the price, but not too great to
 pay,
 That men might be redeemed from slav- ery's sway.
 Ye white slaves, stand together side by side
 And list in silent prayer the distant
 storm.
 Though faint and far we catch it's mur- mur now,
 Prophetic ears cannot mistake the sound. 'Tis coming coming last - this storm cloud dark, But those who revel neither see nor harS. l Henry O. Morris and Sidney Stevens in Miners Magazine.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-12-05

A tribe of savages is always culti- vating military spirit. It's sole occn, patton is war. and the arts of peace are despised as contemptible to men of spirit. Among civilized men there ought to be higher ideal, and there would be were it not that there are usually too many missionaries of strife among them ever appealing to the baser passions and trying to persuade their fellow countrymen that there is something noble and elevating in wal and that soldier is the noblest of human beings.