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The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-02-05
Bryan and the Money Changers.

Let Mr.. Bryan differentiate between
the money changers. Let him separate
properly the sheep from the goats, and
keep his eye steadily on the goats.
They are not very numerous, but they
are powerful and dangerous, and IN
the public behalf should be defeated
in all Of their present aims, monop-
olistic and Washington
Star
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-02-05
A Majority Of Voters. in Fact.

Mr.. Olney persists in believing, and
so expressing himself, that if Mr.. CleVe-
land were nominated for president by
the Democratic convention he would
be elected, and a good many other peo-
pie believe. the same Way.-Nashville
Banner
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-02-05
Poise Is Wanted.

There need be no concealment Of
the fact that many of the more con-
sentative Republicans regret that Will
liam H. Taft, of Ohio, is not available
as presidential candidate. Judge
Taft has naturally a conservative mind
and, what is valued now especially in
the White house, he has poise.-
Springfield Republican.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-02-05
Among the Merrymakers
cIrcumspect Servant.

Footman Cat the 'phone)-The house is
burning down sir.
Master lin his office Children safe?
Footman-Yes sir
MasteT-Wife safe?
Footman-YeS, sir.
Master-How about my mother-in-
law?
F'ootman-That's what I wants to ask
you about, sir. She's asleep in the third
story, an, KNOWN your regard for her
comfort, sir, 1 wasn't sure if L ought to
disturb her or not, sir.-Cincinnati Com
mercial Tribune.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-02-05
Explained.

yes, they're engaged" said Ethel.
but it's the most remarkable case! She
says she's in love with him. and yet she
understand it."
Simplest thing in the world" unused
her companion; If she had known him
any longer than that she wouldn't have
been in love with him. Detroit Free
Press.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-02-05

When Gov. Van SAINT urged the
boiler inspectors not to be too eager to
make dollar they all caught the hu-
NOR of the situation and sidestepped
the campaign assessor as they escaped
from the capitol.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-02-05

Mr.. Eddy's declaration that he would
spend no money to secure the norni4la
ton was rather unnecessary. We have
known for many years that Mr.. Eddy's
face was his fortune.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-02-05

The refusal of the St Paul CONNER
cial club to interfere with the North
Dakota rum supply is grounded in
wisdom. A man who wants booze
badly enough to drink the North Da-
kota article would make a savage fight
on anybody who tried to deprive him
of it.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-02-05

Mr.. Rockefeller has been talking
about how to preserve health. 1t helps
some to have enough Standard Oil
stock to make 1T unnecessary to worry
about expenses Washfngton Star.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-02-05
Sounds Alike to w. J. 3.

1t appears that the time eulogy
of Mr.. Bryan is just as much of a SEN
sation- producer as ever, with the minor
difference that it gets a laugh now,
where it used to bring tumultuous
cheerS.-Detroft Journal
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-02-05
In Hard Luck.

The syndicate which started out to
reorganize the shipbuilding company
has lost two millions in the attempt
and in the cold charity of an unfeeling
world not one has come forward to
give pink tea or a society minstrel
show for it's benefit Philadelphia
Record.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-02-05

Considering his Iowa origin and gen.
eral alignment with the common peo-
pie. 1t is strange how often Leslie Nj.
Shaw gives out that he needs the
money liz millions.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-02-05
AS She understood

Dear me-, exclaimed the pretty little
woman as she glanced over the Sporting
page for the first time. how this poor
man must have suffered with insomnia
What man?' asked her husband
why, Billy RToadfisI. The paper saws
last night was the first time he had ever
been put to sleep. '-Kennebec (AIe.) Jour
nal
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-02-05
KINsHIP EXPLAINED.

Jack and Jill went up the hill
To get a pail of water;
Jacky was JiA'S mothers son
And Jilly was her daughter!
Baltimore News.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-02-05
HARD LUCK.

A clever young man at the SauIt
Bit off more than he safely could chauIt:
And the people all shout
Now the cash has run out:
wen sault yault-that's what we will
daulti"
Montreal Herald
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-02-05
The Real Dancer.

See here." cried the victim, after the
accident. Il thought you said 1t was per-
fectly safe to go up in that old elevator?"
so 1t was safe to go up" replied the
elevator man. The danger part Of it was
coming down. Philadelphia Press.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-02-05
Cruel Execution.

There's a lady in Kalamazoo
Who bites all her oysters in two;
For she feels misgiving,
Should any be living.
They'd kick up a hullabaloo.
Boston Post.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-02-05
The Grip That Won't Come Off

Secretary Shaw has no idea of re-
signing. Didn't the circulator of these
rumors know that the secretary was
from Iowa Chicago News.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-02-05
References RenuIred.

The Customer-Here, Easterl Take my
order, please.
The Waiter-Scuse me. sahl But All
must just fnquiah If yoh reco Missed de
Grand Confederated Union oh Colored
Gentlemen Help?
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-02-05
Twisted, but All o. x.

Senator Foraker has been thrown
down by Roosevelt, and he realizes
thoroughly how sharper than a SER
pent's thanks 1t is to have tooth
some friend.-Memphis Commercial
Appeal.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-02-05

Mr.. Wyndham says the Irish question
may be settled in fifty years. But Mr..
Wyndham always was rather sanguine
for an Englishman.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-02-05
1t Won't Do Them Much Good

Mr.. Bryan seems determined to
throw the entire strength of his sup
port to the Republican party.-Wash-
ington Post.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-02-05
Still Worrninn About L.

President Roosevelt is out with a
ringing declaration for good roads,
which is at least timely, coming just
as he is ready to run again.-New
York Herald
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-02-05

tain at this time, and he would be a
rash man who should hazard a predic-
ton of the outcome.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-02-05

A good deal of money now paid out
to persons with personal injury claims
might be saved to Col. Lowry if he
could have st. Paul ironed out fat.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-02-05
a8nnHigi,
s8pnHigl1l

washington time & p. m. st. Paul..
Below zero.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-02-05

One Of the features of "The Factory
Girl" the labor play which will be the
attraction at the Grand next week, is
the factory scene, with it's wheels and
belts, the big steel plunger and an cleo
trio dynamo.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-02-05

This is ladies' day at the Star the
alter. The Imperial Extravaganza COM
pany is the attraction. The company Is
large one, carrying over forty people
and carload of special scenery and
electrical effects. A very pleasing per-
Torrance is given.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-02-05

"Foxy Grandpa" the Grand's attrac-
ton this week. appeals strongly to the
children. There will be three more
performances. including a matinee to-
morrow at 2: go
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1904-12-01
GIVEN THREE YEARS.
After n Stubborn Trial Rea ana
NIattesOm Convicted.

Albert Rea and Charles Matte
can wara thi. morning sentenced
a0 .I,oa r,oa:. - tho neni,antiarv
10 'nree years ~ 'no Is'
having oeen conV'c'eu' ol no''o
stealing, IN the CIRCUIT court.
The trial which began Wednes-
dow voek 400 and which was
" T.5a oron;na of this
concluoeu ue'uay .Io Io0rs r,os+ stnh
week. was ohe % =: s"t tha % h;storu of
born ana 'ehg'ny @ IN .nt tha n'',o.y nnona; "
this county, "no t: t'u:o '1p ,ppaotaa plo
nence OF the pa'''eS cpn',ooeoJ ,a
with 1t was a 'op'c 'i "''''l' eau
Interest. - .a o.o
In ali about 4o "''pTs'7' wei .
subnoenaed.
District Attorney Phelps was
assisted in the prosecution ny
Judge Fee, of Pendleton' whl'e
the defense was reprfsenfeo by
Judge Bennett, G. ". ke", t. D.
Baunon and Senator Morrow.
The case went TO the jury a.
about 5 o'clock Friday evening
and the verdict OF - gn''ty Nas
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1904-12-01
A. G.. RUBY & co.

Importers Breeders and
dealers in Perchon, English
Shire, Belgian German Coach
Stations and Jacks. A large
importation just received OF
choice heavy boned from 2
to 5 years of age weighing
from 1900 to 21OO pounds,
the only Importers that ship
direct from Europe to the
West, prices reasonable and
terms to suit purchaser.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1904-12-01
uExICO ON A GOLD BASIS.

The gold standard goes march
ing op, and it is now a certainty
that Mexico, one of the few re-
naming countries without a stable
system of currency, will adopt 1t
at an early date. A bill was IN
troduced into the Mexican Con
press last week for the purpose OF
placing the country on gold
basis, and as it had the approval
of President Diaz, the Finance
Minister and the Cabinet, It's sue
cess is assured. This will leave
China as the only important coun-
try on earth that is still clinsing
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1904-12-01
Will Build Dipping Vats.

The cattlemen of Morrow coun-
ty and the business men OF Hepp-
ner will build dipping vats in this
city. Almost enough money has
already been subscribed to COM
plete the enterprise. 1t is the in
tention to organize a stock com
pany and build vats sufficient to
accommodate all stock that it will
be necessary to dip before shipping
from this point. Land has been
purchased near the 0. K. x n.
stockyards. AS soon as the stock
is all subscribed, officers will be
elected and plans for the work will
be secured from the govt trnment
inspector so that construction
work can be commenced right
away. This will be a great con-
venience as well as a saving of
money to many s'ockmen who
ship from Heppner.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1904-12-01
BIG LAND SALE.
Caz TEatIOCk Sells the Oid Home
Ranch.

Csz Matlock, a well known cit
izen and one of Morrow county'a g
rugged pioneers, has sold the old
homestead in Lena precinct, about
81 miles from Heppner, to Joe
Doherty. There we're about 5000
acres in the place and with it
about 1900 head of sheep were
sold. The consideration was S16,-
900. Mr.. Matlock has lesided on
this place for the past 30 years.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1904-12-01

When the japanese are o'dered
by the Mikado to take Port Arthur
at any cost, the world can rest as
sured that the little brown soldiers
of the land of the rising eun Will
do it. The question is now down
to one of lives. The japanese
can be expected be hurl regiment
after regiment at the Notifications
and continue the assault until the
garrison is either anpihilated or
forced to surrender. "At any
cost" will mean that the sacrihce OF
human life will be terrible. Even
General Stoessel's firm stsnl can
not resist the onslaught when tie
japanese are prepared to take the
stronghold without regard to loss
of life.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1904-12-01

An Independence man has ship
ped l6 goats to British Columbia,
at $50 apiece, showing that the
homely and humble goat is not to
be despised.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1904-12-01
no,1os officnrs have made for

Dallas officers have made Tor
themselves an envisble record.
They have actually brought one
umbrella thief to justice. He had
stolen and sold four umbrellas,
which were recognized. There is
a report precedent that taking an
umbrella is not larceny, but four
are too many.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1904-12-01

A colony of two hundred farm
ers will leave Missouri because
that state went Republican at the
recent election. This will prob
ably be good for Missouri, but the
trouble is they can't get off the
earth.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1904-12-01

W TIC 81 NOi h-tt'''N'' -
that benighted country there 10 an
excellent prospect for the early
adoption Of gold. The basis OF
stability will in time be forced on
China, Just as il has been forced
on Mexico.
In the old DAYS, when Mexico
was drifting along III a seml-clvlllz-
ed state, enjoying only mild de-
gree of intercourse with the more
progressive nations of the EARTH
any old thing. from bull hides to
poker chips, was in measure sat
isfactory as medium of exchange.
Silver came into general use be-
cause the country possessed a
number of very rich silver mines,
and this metal was accordingly
handler to get than metal or
greater intrinsic value. so long
as Old Mexico remained among
the "trailers' in the march OF
civilization the disadvantages OF q
flexible standard were not so ap-
parent as they are at the present
time. But recently Mexico has
been moving up in the procession,
and her silver basis has proven far
from satisfactory. Capital from
gold-bass countries was shy
about seeking employment i'll a
country where the financial stand
ard was ever varying with the
price of bullion.
Mexico is wonderfully rich in
la ent resources, aud the American
railroad builders, who have been
the most important factors in its
commercial growth, have, IN spite
of the unsatisfactory hnancla
system, made fairly good profits
on the money invested. Invest
ment on other lues, however, hal
been withheld largely through fea1
that a deprecated currency nigh
materially reduce the value of th
investment when it became ad
visable to withdraw or decrease ii
The plan which Mexico is nov
about to adopt will not result il
increasing the value Of silver, no
will it depreciate it. The whit
metal will continue to have a
intrinsic value fixed by the law {
supply and demand, for any an
all purposes for which it can b
used. but as a medium of e2
change its use in Mexico in tn
future will be under tAe domino
ton of the gold standard.
The issue of silver coins will b
restricted to the actual neceasitie
of trade, and these coins will /
kept on a go]d-standard basis b
means of ample reserves of II
5 finer metal The experience of
: number Of countries VIII .ch hay
changed to a gold basis, notabl
Russia and Japan, has been higl
! " satisfactory in results, marke
r increase in trade following til
: change. Similar beneficial r.
S suits will undoubtedly be noted {
| soon as Mexico gets the new final
, cial system in working orde
2 China, which is slowly emergln
from the darkness Of centuries,
5 already feeling the influence of
3 higher civilization, and will /
forced to adopt the gold standar
by the coming Of the same cond
J tions as forced the change
I Mexico.-Oregonian.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1904-12-01

The O. r & n. will make ex-
tenslve improvements in hetterlng
the road bed during the coming
year. An appropriation of 49,
100000 has just been made by the
Hartman system for this pur-
pose.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1904-12-01

Up to the close Of last week the
attendance at the St. Louis fair
aggregated 552,0l9, making the
total for the season l7,6l7,905.
The total attendance will not
reach the expected 20,000,Oo0.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1904-12-01

In most of the northern and
western states 80 per cent of the
farms are fsrmed by their owners.
Who said that the farmers were
not prosperous?
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1904-12-01

Letson Ballet, who was prince
]y promoter of his-get-rich-qulck
White Swan proposition, and who
made $25O,OO0 out Of his dishonest
methods, has at last been con-
victed. "A sentence Of three
months 10 jail and fine of $500
looks like mockery instead of
Justice.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1904-12-01

Farmers are taking advantage
of the tpe Fall weather. A big
ac,eage of wheat has already been
sOWn.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1904-12-01

The prohibition elections In
Gillian, Yamhill and Malheur
counties have been declared il
legal by the county IT'S in the
counties above named. There
will probably be several chang's
made in the prohibition law at the
next session of the Legislature.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1904-12-01

The Japs are making big prepa-
rations for that Christmas turkey
at Port Arthur.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1904-12-01

The fsh catch on Rogue river
was the second largest in the his
tory of that stream.
About 10000 dressed turkeys
were shipped from Oakland last
Saturday to San Francisco.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1904-12-01

Cen Ions new electric light
p'act is in OPERATION.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1904-12-01

vxcu,NGE ON ALL PARTS THE WORLD BOUGHT AND SoLD
all undivided profits 81
The Delta independent., 1904-11-25
A Continual Strain.

Many men and women are constantly
subjected to what they commonly term
"a continual strain" because OF some
financial or family trouble. 1t wears and
distresses them both mentally and physi-
cally, affecting their nerves badly and
bringing on liver and kidney ailments,
with the attendant evils OF constipation.
loss OF appetite. sleepleesness, low vital
ity and despondency. They cannot. as
a rule. get rid OF this continual strain"
but they can remedy it's health destroy
ing effects by taking frequent doses OF
Green's August Flower. 1t tones up the
liver, stimulates the kidneys, insures
healthy bodily functions, gives vim and
spirit 20 ones whole being, and event.
ually dispels the physical or mental dis
tress caused by that continual strain.7
Trial bottle OF august Flower, Sc; reg
ular size, 75c. At all druggists.
The Delta independent., 1904-11-25
FIVE CLASSES OF roRpsooEs
All Equally Deadly If Only Thsy Hit
the Mark.

All Equally Deadly If Only Thsy Hit
the Mark.
There are hve classes Of torpedoes.
The earliest form was q stationary
submarine mine. usually exploded be-
meath a ship by actual contact. Such
mines are still used for harbor de-
fense, but sometimes they are fired
by mechanical means from shore at
the moment a hostile vessel Is pass
ing over them. The spar torpedo,
also still used, consists of an ex-
plosive charge carried at the end OF
long spar in boats bows, the
craft being rowed close up to the
doomed vessel and the charge explod-
ed. The towing torpedo. as its name
implies, was towed along and ma
neuvered SO as to explode underneath
an eneny's vessel. this kind being in
turn followed by the true self-propell.
ing torpedo. the Whitehead, now in
general use. The last form which
need be noticed is the Brennan,
whose movements can be controlled
from the shore.
The Delta independent., 1904-11-25
Petroleum In Mexico.

A number Of companies are pros
pecting for petroleum in various parts
Of Mexico. A gusher has recently
been struck near Tampico, on the
property OF the Mexican Petroleum
Company. which has been sinking
wells in the region for the last two
ing sunk near the gusher. and ex-
perts believe that The company is
about to be rewarded for the money
1t has spent upon prospecting by the
finding Of oil In paying quantities.
The Delta independent., 1904-11-25
Bread Of the Nations.

Even the poor in the United States
and England eat white bread. In most
OF the continental countries Of Eu-
rope rye bread is the staple. The
Russians use buckwheat. The Lap
landers have a bread made OF oaten
meal mixed with pine bark, and the
Icelanders make their -four from lich-
ems. Banana -four is used in the
South Sea islands.
The Delta independent., 1904-11-25
Chinese Wisdom.

When the sword is rusty. the plow
bright, the prisons empty, the gran
aries full, the steps of the temple
worn down and those Of the law
courts grass.worn; when doctors go
a-foot, the bakers on horseback. and
the men Of letters drive In their own
carriages. then the empire 10 well
governed.-Chinese Saying.
The Delta independent., 1904-11-25
Evils Of Darkness.

Florence Nightingale declared that
"a dark house Is almost always un-
healthy; always an ill-aired house.
Want Of light stops growth and pro-
notes scrofula. ricketts,. consumption.
ETC.. especially among children. Peo-
pie lose their health in . dark house
and II they get Ill they cannot get
we'll again in It"
The Delta independent., 1904-11-25
odors rravs, Far.

'The odor Of the bslsam-yielding
humeriades." says traveller. has
been perceived at . distance Of three
miles from the shores Of South Amer
lea. A species Of tetracera sends its
perfume as far from the island OF
Cuba. And the aroma Of the spice
island Is waited out to seA"
The Delta independent., 1904-11-25
Boston Clock over 100 Year. Old

The clock upon the organ loft in
the old North church Of Paul Revere
fame is more than 100 years old. It
was cleaned and repaired a quarter
Of a century ago by Boston watch
maker, whose only charge for the
work was the privilege Of engraving
his name upon the back Of the anceint
MISREPRESENTATION Record.
The Delta independent., 1904-11-25

Paldwin, Mn y N
hArtO 4 ! euhlson,
BAsso, Guy
The Delta independent., 1904-11-25
Waste SUGAR Cane,

It 10 suggested that the waste sugar
cane in Hawait-more than 100000
tons . year-which is now consumed
Is fuel, could be more probably used
for the manufacture Of paper.
The Delta independent., 1904-11-25
Far Behind the Times.

Far Behind the Times.
A doctor writes In the London Ian.
Get that - regards sanitation and ven.
tilation the English churches retais
the customs Of the middle aSss.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1904-08-11
THINGS THEATRICAL.

Novelll, the famous Italian actor, is
expected to come to America next sea
son.
Marie Wellesley Sterling. who wrote
"only a slapgirl, Is also the author
Of "On the Suwanee River"
May Yohe opened in the London halls
and made a bit Look for the festive
May III American vaudeville soon
Horses and gun play III the hands Of
a pretty young woman disguised as a
man are prominent IN Queen Of the
Highway"
William Brady, the young musician
who composed the new opera. Queen
O. Laughter for the BostOnians is an
old Georgetown university student
Nellie Farren. the famous English
burlesque actress, is dead Buriesque
is more Of an art IN England than It is
III this country Nellie Fauen was
known the world over because of her
unique art
The Bostonians were not only the old
est operate organization in America,
but the oldest theatrical company as
we'll Their first success was their
production OF Gilbert and Sullivan's
"Pinafore. twenty fye years ago.