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The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1904-04-02

in the government service who hold liberal
views, even members Of the cars house
hold, are affiliated with the Socialist
groups. About two months ago this Rus
sian Socialist party held a convention near
Moscow. II was the first time anything
of the kind had happened in the history
of the empire, and of course it was done
secretly.
1t was no easy matter to collect fifty
delegates from various parts of the ems
pire without attracting attention. To this
day only the vaguest hints have been given
out as to just where the convention was
held, and the police are kept in ignorance.
As the hiding place may be convenient
next time, this may be just as well.
Like an American party convention, the
delegates formulated platform and made
speeches. The only thing missing was the
nomination of candidates The delegates
did not know anybody they wanted sent
to Siberia just then, and so the nomina-
tions were held back.
The platform called for suffrage, an elect
ed parliament, equal taxation, and a num-
Der of other things enjoyed by civilized
people elsewhere.
One or two purely socialist planks were
put in at the bottom, but more for the
sake of pleasing the radical members than
for any practical purpose. This platform
is now being published in various secret
printing offices throughout Russia and ju-
diciously distributed, chiefly among stu
dents and workmen. Now and again it
finds it's way into the army. There is not
much use in distributing it among the
peasants, for most of them cannot read,
but where there are literate peasants the
Socialists get recruits
In underground Russia they do not re-
sort to secret signs and mysterious indica-
tons to any greater extent than they can
help. All communications, as far as pos
sible, are made by word of mouth. Long
journeys are frequently undertaken in pref
erence to committing a single word to writ
ing. When letters have to be written,
they are couched in most prosaic language
on some ordinary subject. Words are used
which to the ordinary reader mean an
ordinary thing but to a reader in the Sc
crets Of the party may have political sig
nificanee.
The anarchists or nihilists group, which
attends to the making of bombs and the
shooting Of unpopular ministers, is quite
separate from the Socialists, and it has its
own methods of work and propagation.
They are the same as those followed by
anarchists everywhere
JOHN VANDERCoOK.
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EVEN SHAKESPEARE
COULD BLUNDER

The remarkable extent and accuracy Of
Shakespeare information has been deemed
as bordering almost upon the magic. But
that he was merely human is shown by
numerous errors.
In the tragedy of Julius Caesar are these
lines:
Brutus: Peace! Count the clock.
Cassius: The clock has stricken three.
Cassius and Brutus both must have been
endowed with the vision of prophecy, for
the first striking clock was not introduced
into Europe until more than 800 years after
they had been laid in their graves
In the tragedy of Macbeth cannon are
spoken of as being "overcharged with
double cracks and again in King John;
Be thou as lightning in the eyes of France,
For ere thou canst report ] shall be there /;
The thunder of my cannon shall be heard.
Cannon were first used at Cressy in 1916,
while Macbeth was killed in 1854 and John
died in l246.
In the Comedy of Errors, the scene of
which is laid in the ancient city of
Ephesus, mention is made Of modern de-
nominations of money. as guilders and
ducats, also of striking clock and nun
merry.
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SHAwMUT TAKES
FOOD SUPPLIES

SEATTLE, April 2.-Heavy shipments
of food supplies, some of which win be
consumed by the japanese army, were dis
patched on the Boston Steamship compa-
ny's steamship Shawmut, which sailed at
8 o'clock last evening for the Orient. The
Shawmut took 1850 tons of freight, con-
signed to the principal ports of Japan,
China and the Philippines
The Shawmut took one of the largest
salmon consignments ever shipped to Ja-
pan. Part of this salmon, at least, will
be consumed by the Japanese fighting
forces. The salmon industry in the Ori-
ent, owing to the war with Russia. will
be greatly crippled this season. The Jap
anese are large consumers of salmon and
other food fishes.
Other principal articles of shipment by
the Shawmut to Japanese ports were
flour, nitrates, barley, canned meats and
condensed milk.
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The following prices were quoted by
the wholesale men to the jobbers this
morning:
MEAT AND PROVISIONS.
Fresh Meat Cow beef, nc; steer beef
7%c; veal, s@loc; pork, DC; mutton
SCas1ac.
Provisions Hams, 13lA@14c ID; break
fast bacon, Ice; bellies. fresh. l21ac.
VEGETABLES.
Yakima potatoes $25.00g26.00; home
grown potatoes, s22.00@24.0O; carrots, 9OC
sack; rutabagas, Toe saks; California cab
bage. &c lb; California tomatoes, 50 box;
celery, 65075c doz; radishes Zoe doz
punches; lettuce, Sl.s0 box; Oregon onions
50. 100000; green onions, Toe dozen bunch
es; Hubbard squash, &c Id; rhubarb, Sc ID;
hothouse radishes, Soc 'doz. dry Chill pep
pers, 15c lib; cucumbers, $l.5O@l.75 doz.;
parsley, 25c doz,; asparagus, lO@l1c,
GREEN FRUIT. ETC.
Apples, cooking, T5cEa$l box; Baldwins,
Wagners, Northern Spies, $lOO91.25 box;
Winesaps, $l5O@l55; ben Davis, $l.OO
(GI.25; Red Cheek Pippins, $l.25G4l 40;
Redlands oranges, $l.50@2.00 box; ordinary
navels, $l25@l 40; lemons, $2.50@3OO box;
cranberries, $500; Persian dates, 596c Id;
bananas. S2.50(d30O bunch; seedless grape
fruit, $3.50 box
NUTS.
English walnuts. No. /, l41kc ID; Chill
walnuts, l3c lb; Ganoble, l3c Id; almonds,
he lb pecans, l2@l3c ID; Brazils, l2c lb;
filberts, 13c h.; peanuts, fresh roasted, SC
ID; chestnuts, l2@lSc lb; cocoanuts, 100
Doc doz.
POULTRY.
Chickens, hens and springs, 121A@l4c
Id; dressed turkeys, 20gQ23e lb; ducks, live,
lac; dressed, ll@l4c Id; geese, lO@llc Id;
squads, scarce, S2.50@3.O0 doz.
HAY, GRAIN AND FEED.
Oats, $26.50@27 ton; barley, $24.5O ton;
wheat S2s ton; chop $2250G23 ton; shorts
$2l ton; bran, $40 ton; oil meal, $1,000 ton;
K. w. timothy, new S22 ton; &. w. com.
pressed timothy, new, s27 ton; new wheat
hey, $l6@l7 ton; new alfalfa, $l5@l5.50
ton; new Puget Sound hay. $l5@l6 ton:
middlings, $27 ton.
FISH, ETC.
Halibut, sac; salmon, 9c: ling cod, Sc;
shrimp, &c; CLAIMS, LAO sack; crabs, $l.0O
also doz.; rock cod, &c; herring, 312c.
BUTTER EGGS AND CHEESE.
Butter. - Washington creamery, 2Sc;
ranch. l40l8c; Ea- tern tub, 23d: &c
Eggs-Fresh ranch, ls@l0c a dozen.
Cheese. Washington, l3lAc; New York,
Sapho, full cream, l7tglSc; Edam, $3.50;
BRICK, lie; S. imported. 23a 3Cc;
Roquefort, 45c; Limburger, 10000; brick,
l5c; Swiss brick. rs.
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BUSINESS men
MAKE PLANS
CONTINUED From First Page

A great many so-called prominent citi-
zens were severely criticized for their op-
position to necessary improvements.
One fact brought out at the meeting was
that under the present laws it did not
not matter how much money the city had
in its treasury, it could not improve the
streets. This must be done by the prop
erty owners. 1t was also stated that one
property owner had presented three sepa-
rate petitions to the council for the i'm
provement of certain street. The i'm
provement was approved and recommended
by the commissioner of public works. but
the other property owners made such a
vigorous fight against the Improvements
that the council had to turn it down.
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army to fight against his country on his
advice.
MAN KILLED BY
ELECTRIC CAR

SEATTLE, April 2.-Alexander Otuzen,
painter, leaped to his death from a
Renton car on the third-rail line yesterday
morning He jumped directly in front of
a milk train coming toward the city at
high speed, and his body was ground to
pieces.
Otuzen was ON his way to work near
the Denny Clay Works station. He was
about 50 years of age and unmarried. He
lived with his sister near the Washington
Iron Works. Coroner Hoye will hold an
inquest and will call upon the company
to explain whether the gate of the car
platform on the side. next the opposite
track was open, and if so, why.
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japanese capital and made many converts,
who grew to love him. When war be-
came inevitable, they appealed to him for
advice.
The bishop gathered them together and
in his farewell sermon said
"You are natives of Japan. You owe
your lives and your fortunes to your ma
tive land and your mikado 1t is your
duty to be patriotic. You must fight
for your nation and your ruler to the last
drop of your blood"
Then the bishop broke down and in
tears took an affectionate farewell of his
flock. He left at once for Russia. while
his spiritual children entered the japanese
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1904-04-02

Mayor Campbell this afternoon sajd:
al notice the Democrats speakers do not
state the exact position of George p.
Wright, their candidate for mayor, upon
the question of an open or closed town.
"There is no reason why / should not
state explicitly my own position. | am
in favor of a closed town, and am OPP
posed to the niekel-in-the-slot machines,
gambling, and the filming system, and they
shall never be tolerated in Tacoma as long
AS | am mayor"
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WIFE WILL GIVE
HIM ANOTHER TRIAL

The case of G. w. Scott charged with
threatening to do bodily harm to his wife,
was called in Judge Griffn's court this
afternoon and dismissed on motion of
Assistant Prosecuting Attorney Harvey
lie stated that Mr.. and Mrs. Scott had
patched matters up and that Mrs. Scott
now desired his release.
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Detectives and posse Of men have been
watching them since yesterday morning.
Another suspect is in jail in Redding.
The bandits doubled back after crossing
the Keswiek bridge and turned their horses
loose.
The arrests were kept quiet for fear of
a popular demonstration.
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Boat Leaves
INTERURBAN TIME Card.

Trains leave Tacoma tcorner Eighth and
A streets) --6;l0 a. M, 7;10 a. M, $40
a. M, 9:l5 a. m. Omitted, no stops), 1919
=. m, lilo a. M, 1910 D. M, I:l0 b. ms
2:I0 D. M, $40 p. m, 4:l5 p. M. limited.
no stops), $40 p. m, $40 p. M, 7:I0
p. m, 9:l0 p. m, ll:0O p. m.
Leave Seattle Corner Occidental avenue
and Yesler way)-7;0O a. m, 500 a. M,
OILS a. m. (lnnited, no stops), 1000 a. M,
ll:OO a. M, 1900 m, 1900 p. M, 200
D. m, 800 p. M, Ais p. M (liinited, no
stops), 500 p. m, 600 p. m, 700 p. m,
300 p. m, 900 p. m, ll:15 p. m.
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ARREST OF SUPPOSED
S. p. TRAIN ROBBERS

REDDING, Cal, April 2.-Word has
just been received at the sheriff's office
that two men suspected of completely in
the Southern Pacific train robbery and
Messenger O'Neifs murder were arrested
this morning at Keswick and will be
brought to Redding at 3 o'clock today.
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TACOMA THEATER

Rose Coghlan, who appears at the Ia
coma theater tonight and tomorrow night
in "The Greatest Thing in the World, " has
scored an emphatic hit in this piece in the
role of Virginia Bryant, fashionable So
ciety woman, who protects her two sons
even at the sacrifice Of her own fortune
and happiness, thereby demonstrating "the
greatest thing in the world mother 5
love
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mittees have been appointed by the vari-
Gus unions to assemble in Odd Fellows
hall, corner of Twenty-ffth and East {
streets, at 1870 p. m. on April 10, to per-
feet an organization with this purpose In
view. 1t is understood that the movement
is fathered by the joint legislative board
Of the railway employees of the state of
Washington.
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MORTALITY NOTES

The remains of the late Exalted Ruler
Huskins of Aberdeen lodge of Elks passed
through the city late this afternoon en-
route to Minneapolis, his old home, where
burial will take place.
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TELLS HIS FLOCK
TO FIGHT AGAINST
HIS OWN COUNTRY

ST. PETERSBURG, April Bishop
Nikolas of the orthodox Greek church, has
returned from Tokyo, where he had been a
missionary for years.
The bishop established a church in the
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1904-04-02
FOUR MEETINGS

The Republicans hold meetings tonight
ut the Washington school, in the Eighth
ward, and at Gilbert hall, in the Seventh
ward
The Democrats meet at Spicer's hall,
South Tacoma, and at the Mason library,
Whitworth college.
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Fly ON THE FLYER.

Leaves seattle--7sso and ILLS .. ms
2:45 and 6:lS p. m.
Leaves Tacoma-0:25 a. m. and Loo
4;3O and 800 p. m.
Friday Steamer Flyer or Athlon. Leaves
Tacoma-e:25 a. m; 300 and 500 p. m.
Leaves seattle-7:30 a. m; 1900 m.s
6.l5 p. m.
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CHARGED WITH
EMBEzzLEMENT

CHICAGO, April "A Cleveland war
rant has been issued for George e. ClewelI,
the missing secretary of the Federal Trust
company. The specific allegation is the
embezzlement of $4,000.
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RAILWAY EMPLOYEES
GO INTO POLITICS

Railway men of the city of Tacoma win
act as a unit in political matters if the
lans now being promoted succeed. Com.
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BOTH TEAMS PLAYED
WITHOUT AN ERROR
PACIFIC COAST LEAGUE STANDING

FRESNO, Cal. April 2-Tacoma lost
the third game of the series with Seattle
yesterday in one of the prettiest games
ever seen on the local diamond. Neither
side made an error in the entire game.
Few hits were made, resulting in a score
of to in Seattle's favor. The score by
innings:
r. Fl. +.
Seattle ........ 0 l 00l0O0-2 7 0
Tacoma ........ 10000 lO00-l 6 0
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and stirring finish won the game for the
Champions yesterday. Scores Los An
geles 2, Portland l.
SAN FRANCISCO, April 2.--Ths pitch.
ing Of Graham and Moskiman won the
game for Oakland yesterday. Score Oak.
land 4, San Francisco 2.
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ance Of Cost Paradise" at the Lyceum
theatcr. Beginning tomorrow afternoon
the Platt-Stevenson company will present
the very funny farce comedy, "NIy Wife
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EMPIRE TIIEATER.

A new program, including feature acts
and a number of specialties will be put
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WASHINGTON, D. c., April 2.-Dele-
gates from the Philippines to the Repub-
lican national convention viii not be al
lowed to vote on nominations unless spe-
cial action be taken by the national com
mittee previous to the meeting of the
convention. NJ
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EDISON THEATER.

This week marks the close OF success
full series of vaudeville performances at
the Edison theater An entire new pro
gram viii be put on next week.
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ON S TRIKE

LOUISVILLE, KY, April -Four hun
dred job printers struck today for higher
wages. A strike involving all of the news
paper offices is also probable.
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L1UEUM IHtAIEh.
Tonight will be given the last perform
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Wilson's dancing sch. Thur. Ellss' hail.
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The following prices were quoted by
the wholesale men to the jobbers this
morning
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LOS ANGELES, April 2.-Fine fieldin,
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MEAT AND PROVISIONS.

Fresh Meat.-Cow beef, TIC; steer beef,
7Ac; veal, s@loe; pork, &c; mutton
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To amend Section PIG Article 81 las
amended by amendment No lK), so a. to
read as follows:
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-12-31
We Shall Not Look Upon
His Like Again.


Harry was a French Maltese, and,
While there were reports that his mother
was 4 prize winner at the bench shows
at Madison Square garden many years
ago, 1t was not for his ancestry but for
himself alone that he was loved by all
who knew him and idolzed by his owner.
Miss Ida Sheehan, the daughter OF Mrs.
j. Allen Sheehan of PA Park place.
For ten years Miss Sheehan and Harry
had been inseparablo companions. She
rarely Went to the street without him,
and her whistle would call him from the
children OF the neighborhood, with whom
he liked to play.
1t was two months ago that Harry
was taken down with asthma. 1t was
feared from the first that the illness
would be fatal, but every effort was
made to prolong his life Two dog spe-
cialistS were called to attend him, and
Miss Sheehan was at the side of her pet
every minute that she could spare.
NeighbOrs called Mt the house every day
to inquire as to the condition of the
neighborhood pet
He died few nights ago. and small
casket was provided for him, in which he
was laid, wrapped in his blanket and
with his leader by his side One Of the
men from Il dog and cat hospital acted as
the undertaken and such Il funeral as is
seldom given a dog was held. He was
buried in a dog and cat cemetery at
Hartsdale near White Plains.
Miss Sheehan burst into tears
when she was telling reporter Of
her love for Harry. whose virtues, she
declared, could well he emulatcd by many
men. She is almost i'll from the care she
gave him in his last days. and she said
she had not had Il complete nights rest
during all his illness.
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wonder-working rabbi One of the faith
ful called the rabbits attention to the
skeptic, saying:
But Ceilings Don't Fall.
One would think the ceiling would
fall and strike him dead.
''Then the woodworking rabbi re-
Piled:
with skeptics the infdels. my son, we
must lie patient Turning his eyes tG-
ward the ceiling he added, Ceiling. do not
fall Another wonder had been worked
and the rabbits reputation increased.
AT n dinner Russian beggar was
caught in the act of stealing a valuable
bit Of silver. His host demonstrated
with him. The beggar was most peni-
tent. but offered this amusing excuse:
by stealing / broke the Eighth Com
mandinent. which says Thou shalt not
steal" But if | rcerained from stealing
| broke the Tenth Commandment, whic,
says Thou shalt not covet." As | had to
break one commandment either way,
thought | might as well have the sill
vp1, -
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The Time of a Hen.

you've all heard my story of the
drummer who was trying to sell farmer
an incubator" said Burgess Johnson. the
humorist, at an uptown club the other
night
Il never heard it, declared one of the
group about him.
Nor |, piped up another
We'll, I'll tell the story and then the
experience ! had telling it TO a country
audience in little Connecticut town not
long ago.
An energetic incubator drummer had
talked for ten full minutes with an Old
farmer, trying to persuade him to pur-
chase.
Just think of the time it'll save, said
the drummer.
How do You calculate that de
manded the farmer.
Why, your hens won't lose any time
Matching the eggs the drummer CON
tinued. The incubator VIII do the work
and they can 90 on laying eggs.
That reminds me- began the farmer
'of what l said to the folks about here
when they asked me why l let my wife
waste her time with club meetings and
SutfragiSt doings when she might be ut
home working
What did you say asked the drum
mer.
DO | give darn for the time Of a
hem That's what | said
Il told this story in this little Con
necticut town, though | had been warned
that there was a prominent woman suf-
fragSt in the audience ! noticed thar
one woman did not laugh at all, and that
y man nearly rolled of his chair | had
no trouble placing the woman; she was
the suffragist. But who was the man?
| asked my friend.
Oh. he's the woman's husband. was
fhp answer
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SNAPSHOTS.

When ] ascend To my reward
Upon car TO paradise.
VIII those familiar street cJr ads
Still glare IN FoWs before my pvess
The breakfast foods
The bottled goods.
The p0tted beans.
The magazine
VIII these still glare before nv eye-sa
Aud when IN heaven l arrive
VIII my accustomed eyes behold
Celestial rows of billboard signs
Array ed along the streets of gold?
The Style for Fall.
AID Fudge-That's all,
And Pilkin's Wheat.
And Serye-Then Eat
VIII these adorn the streets OF snlds
Or il into my future state
/ go through certain subway lines.
VIII every station that | pass
BE deckPd with old familiar sirasq
Bing's Hat for You,
The Shoes that Shoe
Eat Como Flakes
Punk Piles Cure Aches
VIII L be greeted by these signs?
And if | should get off at-wcn
Inc place of pitchy, molten stuff
VIII advertisements deck the walls
And make ii hades sure enough:
If so I'll kick
To Mr. Nick:
I'm off the track
Please send me back.
For this is hades sure enough
Topeka State Journal
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Woman Witness Breaks Down.

Mrs Margaret Geddes of Salt LAX.
said she was converted to the Mormon
faith in Glasgow. Scotland, and went to
Utah twenty years ago. She became the
plural wife of William GeddeS in Logan.
Utah. the same year. She said she did
not live with her husband much, as he
remained in Oregon. She had four chill
dren. Her husband died in Oregon and
she then went to his first wife and there
baby was born. Sine broke down cry
ing. as she CAV, this testimony
1t was hrought ont that Geddes died
thirteen years ago and that her Youngest
child is 5ia years old. She said She had
net besn married q second time and re-
fused Jo give the name OF her Youngest
cbiid's father. She broke down again
rs she told the committee size has lie
one 30 look after her AID that She sat in
,Ec waiting room from n, N. until day
light sftcr arriving in WASHINGTON.
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Hot Meal Kitchens.

The New York woman was not ~.aI
TO see her friend from Boston. She eN-
PINNED that her two servants had lett
her and that she had received uo,hm-
agencies oh. never mind said s.'
of Boston, well get along well enough
for a few days. I'll help you keep taar
house in order and YOU can have t.g.
meals sent in from a hot meal kitcht9-
What is hot meal Kitchen asN.
housekeepine in this Seryanties, u-t.
was the reply They prepare two maa !,
Il day-luncheon and diDncr-dna ~fH
them 10 yo1 by express in heaelli.t
tn basket. in which the feed viii >e''
hot for two az three heurs. .tI van iA'
to Go IS to telephone. We have t5s-
them In Boston,. The Boston woman p
fa,e wore a lock Of triumph whea .t N",
revealed that New York had no hos l-'.'
kitchca.- New York Tribune.
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A CHRISTMAS ERROR.


He can't afford 10 do IL. but
He'll buy a diamond ring.
Although his salary was cut
No common sort Of thing
VIII do for her on Christmas day
When times Of cheer cOmIneL.t.
Because his pride stands IL the way
And dwarfs his common sense.
He'll stand his tailor OF again,
He'll scTape along and save.
He'll strike his dearest friends for ten
And do without shave:
He'll pass the cripple at the stand
FaregO the pleasure trip,
He'll dine at cheaper places, and
He'll salt away the tip.
Hen do without the social glass
And cut out his cigars;
The tEeatcrs he'll sadly pass
And give up trolley cars;
But his reward will not be lost
She'll get the sparkling lump.
And. aecertaining what it cost.
Think sadly, What chump.''
Detroit Tribune.