The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1904-10-05

sistent than otherwise.
= Relatives have money, but rela-
tions are always poor.
= A hustler makes money hum and
an idler makes them humdrum.
= Oh, liberty, what q lot Of divor-
ces are sought in thy name!
= The kind Of figures that won't
lie are seldom incased in tailor-made
gowns.
"A man can't be in two places at
onoe-unless he is an officeholder.
= The easy-going cab horse lauds
more money than the average race
horse.
= Il is easier to return some um-
brellas than it is to pay tor recovering
them.
- Even first class newspaper is
sure to occupy second place when it
comes to entering postofice.
= An Irish philosopher says the
trouble with mans best thoughts is
that they usually remain unthunk.
= One comfort about being poll
tician is being able to occasionally fib
conscientiousIy.
- Many true word is spoken be-
hind the subjects back.
= If man has meek appearance
it isn't always sign that he's mar
ried; some men are just naturally with
out spirit.
- Glass houses Of very substan
tial kind can now be built. Silesian
glassmakers are turning out glass
bricks for all sorts of building pur-
poses.
"A woman idea of saving money
is getting invited out to lunch and
then asking everybody there to go
with her next week.
Improved plows and machinery
reduce the labor one-third. The farm
ers should take this fact into considers-
ton when they are purchasing imple-
ments to cultivate and save their
crops.
- Lack Of opportunity to be naugh-
ty keeps more men good than fear Of
the law.
- The man who wishes to develop
his bump Of caution ehould purchase
q mule.
- Philosophers are men who i'm
sgine they have got through being
fools.
+ = The man who attempts to give
his santanic majesty his due is Kept
busy.
- He who hasn't time to be happy
to-day will find that it is too late to-
morrow.
- Our ideal Of true hero is man
who brings friend home to dinner on
q washdsy.
- Many g man doesn't consider
marriage failure until he gets down
to his wife's last dollar.
- Men talk chop and women talk
shopping.
- An officer in the German Army
has invited an acetylene searchlight,
which can be carried by one man, and
which will illuminate everything with
10 distance Of q 100 yards.
When o girl tells young man
that the best is none too good for her
il is mp to him to offer himself.
- Young man, beware Of girl who
lets you do all the talking during
ceus.sh;p; she's playing a waiting
game. M
90 Haste is said to make waste, yet
there are few hustlers in almshousea.
- Many man follows the races be-,
cause he is unable TO get ahead Of
them.
- Some real estate men make spe-
oialty Of TRANSFORMING molehills in
10 mountains.
= Two daughters Of 8. @. Stuart, q
prominent farmer Of Falls County,
Texas, who was found dead in his bed
with his head nearly severed from his
body, have confessed thst they MUIR
dered him. They are 13 and 16 years
years, old, and say the father had
threatened to kill them.
Miss Margaret .Ingels, . pretty
and talented girl Of Paris, KY, has
rendered her services to the National
Democratic Committee sndsher SER
vices have been accepted. She has
been notified that she will be assigned
to speak in the west. In, the last
campaign Miss Ingels made many
speeches for Bryan and che was popu-
lar. sta 7. 4, s. ty5,
A storm did s25, 900 damage in
Macon Wednesday night. A. negro
girl vas killed in the wreck Of
church. y St Y, +, g IA 4 .