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The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-04-11
MOVING

MOVING
SAFES. BOILERS AND HEAVY MACHINERY
moved; household goods moved snd stored or
packed for shipment by expert packers; cars
Of household goods made up for the coast; fire.
Quent shipments and big saving in freight.
Boyd Transfer and Storage Co.. AZ Sd st s.
CAMERoN's TRANSFER AND STORAGE; Elk
pert packers for storage shipment; large and
commodious vans for moving. Office 200 Mic.
ollet, both phones 1905 Residence. T. @. 1924.
THE n. p. D. DELIVERS PACKAGES IN CITY
loci ST. Paul 16c: 619 4th ay 8. Both tells 1902
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STOVE REPAIRS

MINNEAPOLIS STOVE REP. CO., 719 Sd ST s..
T.. G. 3744. Stoves of all kinds repaired.
Storing of stoves speciality.
REPAIRS FOR ALL STOVES. GREAT WEST.
ern Stove Repair Co.. 812 Hennepin nv.
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rYpEWR1TERs


5EWETT AGENCY, 237 HENNEPIN-SELL,
rent, repair all makes; get prices.
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TAILORING
FEM MAKES FINE CLOTHES FOR MEN.
New spring goods just arrived. 1923 Hennepiu.
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PRINTING-1,ooo FINE BUSINESS CARDS, 81;
1000 billheads, 81; 900 small hand bills, 81;
1000 milk tickets, 81; 1000 bread tickets, 81.
Perry Printing Co., 316 Nicollet, Minneapolis.
GET OUR ESTIMATES FOE PRINTING YOUR
business stationery; frst-class work, up-to-dats
methods. Hall, Black & Co.. 800 Hennepin.
G. E. KNAPP & CO., PRINTERS. GET WORK
out on time. Phone. Main 5, 40 18th st s.
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HAIR DRESSING PARLQRs

BURWELL SISTERS. FIRST-CLASs HAIR
dressing. and manicuring. 495 Syndicate Ar.
cade. N. w. 2OO9 il.
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SIGNS

w. H. THURSTON SIGN CO., 23s 1st Az N.
Signs Of all kinds. Electric q speciality.
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Baseball Games Yesterday.
st. Paul IL, Bloomington (Three-D 4
Chicago (American) 8. Omaha yves
term 4.
st. Louis (NationaD II, st. Louis
(Amerlcan) 6.
Pittsburg 4, Kansas City I.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1904-04-07
Butchers, Merchants and Hide BUYERS

Should write to Carroll S. Page, HYDE
Park, Vt, who wishes to purchase
their Hides, Calfskins, Sheep Pelts.
Tallow and Bones. He pays spot
cash. He pays the freights. lie pays
full market values. He wishes 10 ar
range with someone in every village.
where be has no agent, to sell Poultry
Supplies and to pick up for him Hides.
Calfskins, Sheep Pelts and Bones. He
furnishes money with which to buy
and keeps his agents thoroughly
posted at all times as to market values.
Write him for full particulars.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1904-04-07
FORTUNES IN ALL RANKS.
London Records show Large Number
of Persons Possessed of wealth
In the Millions.

What is a fortune? Fifty Thousand
dollars, 100000 or 100000? It has
been estimated that the capital Of the
nation. If equally distributed, would
give to every person in The united
kingdom, including women and chill
dren, nearly $1,000, says a London re-
port
The average income or earnings OF
the whole population-agai including
women and children-has been esti-
mated at $3.50 per head per annnm, and
the average annual saving or addition
to capital therefrom at SIS per head
This last estimate is, perhaps. too high
A vast number save nothing.
Those who attain the possession OF
$1,000 capital are in a small minority.
Not ten in hundred OF those who die
leave enough TO make administration
through the probate registry needful.
During the year 19O2-l903 the probate
department dealt with 62.31O estates.
with a net capital value Of 1880 478-
3O7.
There are probably 100 persons in
the united kingdom who have at their
own absolute disposal over S. 600 600
each, and 400 others who have between
$500 600 and S5.OOO.OOO each. There
may be 1000 more whose wealth is at
present under 50 500 400 but moro than
sl.2500oo. and Of those who are now
absolute owners Of estates which in
course Of time win be valued for pro-
bate between 100000 and 81 go 600
each the number is perhaps about
5000.
How have fortunes been made? The
largest estate reported in 1903 IS thar
Of Samuel Lewis C63). the money lend
or, first valued for probate at 81 600
600. Il Is said that he began to make
money by peddling jewelry to officers
IN barracks. but stories about the orr
gin Of fortunes are not always aeon
rate
The next largest estate Of the wear
Is that Of Col. Harry McCalmont N
4D. valued at s1000O.OOO. and perbans
also TO be resworn. He inherited wealth
from his great uncle. Hugh McCaimont
a merchant who died in 1857. leaving
over $4,000. 900.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1904-04-07
WHY THE RICH STEAL.
of kIepfomania and
Its Victims by French
AIienist.

Kleptomania has cropped up again
in France under a different name. The
Parisians call it magasinitis, and this
new-fangled appellation for the fash
ionable" complaint is due to DR.. Du-
buisson. the famous brain physi-
clan
The Doctors investigations. says the
Chicago Tribune, have resulted in the
establishment Of two facts: ]. That
women as delinquents are in an enor-
nous majority; and ~ that the Of
Tense itself is consequent upon a Gu
rious condition Of the mind. II is
stated that more than so per sent. OF
kleptomaniaes are OF the female sex.
In nine cases out of ten the offenders
have been proved to be quite well TO
do, and not infrequently wealthy. II
would have been easy for them to have
purchased and paid for the things
stolen. Which presents another prob
lem: Why should those who are rich
stoop to robbery? The goods pur-
Joined are generally found ininjured,
undlsposed of, and often actually I'M
used.
Let us, however, look into the cause
Of the disease as described by DR.. Du-
buisson In the first place, the physi-
clan is to be felicitated upon a clever
epigram Lady kleptomaniaes are
women without hearts who dupe men
without heads" a Smart" saying
which contains more light philosophy
than literal truth.
A man can scarcely be called a fool
because the pockets of his clothes do
not happen TO be so constructed as to
prevent the entrance of a felonious
hand! But the doctor can afford to
have his epigram cheapened, for he
POUNDS his deductions upon thorough
Of the character Of the
eternal feminine" The cause of
arises less from the in
dividuals morbidity Of temperament
than from the alluring array Of every
description Of dainty and fashionable
attire ahundantly displayed on the !
many counters Of all mammoth shops |
The grand magazin is a chef d'oeuvre |
II deliberate temptation tending to the |
seduction Of the least susceptible. The
inery everywhere around her arouses
III her coquettish ambition and stimu
ates all her cravings for comfort Not
,nly may she gaze on this gorgeous
less, but she is permitted to handle the
,retty things unhindered, unobserved.
What more easy than to pop into ones
'arasol or pocket some small object Of
'alue? From the innumerable articles
u a similar kind in stock cit would
lever be missed''-as the average KEEP
would argue.
The only remedy lies, of course. in
rranging shop fronts and showrooms
With a severity that would satisfy the
isciples Of William Penn and in for
idding people to finger the wares. But
he cure would be worse than the com
laint It would bring rapidly dwin-
ling profits, a diminution of patronage
nd bankruptcy Of hundreds of bust
ess houses.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1904-04-07
THE WOMAN WHO ARGUES.
A sharp Arraignment of That Indi-
viduai by Member of
Her sex.

Said a weli-knOwn Philadelphia club
| woman recent, according to the New
| York Herald: AT times ii seems to me
as though woman's proverbial love OF
argument is only another instance of
the inevitable longing for the unat-
tainable.'
Woman has learned many things,
but she has not yet learned how to ar
que properly.
To receive courteously from others
opinions which differ from their own is
a point which even the most advanced
of our sex have not yet reached.
The woman who would argue should
remember that:
Those who do not think exactly as
she does may after all be fairly intelli-
gent people
In order to refute an argument II is
always well to first hear what il is-not
interrupt when it has been but half
stated
To assert a thing emphatically is not
necessary to prove it,
To call an opponent an ass is merely
to prove yourself one
"A sheer proves nothing against any
one-exeept the person who is guilty of
using it.
Sarcasm and wit may enliven an ar
gument, but facts alone are convinc-
ing.
"Adjectives have not nearly the
strength Of nouns and numbers in an ar
gument
What one supposes or what seems to
be has no place in an argument. And
lastly, that:
Though 10 have the last word is a |
woman's prerogative, It is obviously i'm /
possible when several women are argu-
ing together for all of them to enjoy !
that privilege"
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1904-04-07
A CARD.

We, the undersigned, do hereby agree
to refund the money ON a 50-cent bottle
OF Greene's Warranted Syrup of Tar il il
fails to cure your cough or cold. We also
guarantee 25-celt bottle to prove salts
factory or money refunded.
j. w. Fargo, Randolph Center.
j. w. Parmenter, Brookiield.
+. G. Batchellor Braintree.
T.. |. Clafiin, East Braintree.
w. ii. Sprague, East Brookfield.
Sprague d Sprague, East Randolph.
Z. }. Prince, South Randolph.
ID. l.. Nichols, Roxbury.
q. A. Tilden, Roxbury.
Drew a Beona d, Randolph.
X. q. Morton, Randolph.
Il. Il. Bryan, Randolph.
w. A. Robbins, East Brookfield.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1904-04-07
FARM For SALE.

The farm known as the Harris Pike farm
in Barnard, on the stage road from Barn
ard to Bethel, q miles from Barnard, where
there is a store, two hotels and postofiice,
also two churches and 81 miles from Bethel,
on G. V. Railroad. Said farm contains
about 20 acres, large share Of which is
pasture and woodland, part of the wood
second-growth and growing very fast;
small sugar orchard OF naples, handy to
reach; good house and ell, OF ten rooms,
with woodshed attached, and barn all in
quite good repair; running water at the
house and could be at barn for a small eX-
pense. Here is a chance for a party with
a small capital to have a home and work
out with or without a team, and a place
where work can nearly always be had by
anyone that has push and wants to
work. The place could easily be made to
keep a COW and team. There is wood
enough to spare to pay for the property,
II delivered in the market and have enough
left for fire. 1t is on one of the best roads in
Windsor county; never drifts; the stage
passes every week day in the year and mail
can be left at the door. Here, also is
chance for a fine Poultry Plant for all
kinds OF poultry and where they would do
well, a southerly exposure and where a
small flock Of hens has always done very
well; an excellent place for a duck ranch
and have them do well as there is plenty
OF water the year around. Eggs could be
sold at the door every week for cash and
near good market for chickens and ducks.
The above property is for sale to settle an
estate and viii be sold low for cash. In
quire on the premises OF MRS NJ. S. PIKE, |
or l.. II. PIKE, Admr., Woodstock, Vt.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1904-04-07
one strenuou. Minnt.

Really, sir" said the pretty girl.
addressing the strange young man on
the opposite seat in the car. who had
been staring at her impudently for sew
eral minutes. you put me very muob
in mind Of my brotherl"
DO II" he responded. with a kill
ing smile. Il am delighted to hear
It."
Yes; you make me wish he was
here for just about one minute -
Stray Stories.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1904-04-07

The Groom-Would you mind IL 1
went into the smoking car, dear?
The Bride-Whati to smoke?
"oh, dear no. I want to experience
the agony of being away from YOU. so
that the Joy Of my return will be all
the more intensified. "-Brooklyn Life
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1904-06-30

Dan DAILY in his younger days es-
sayed to write fiction, and went TO
the editor of a Foston paper with his
first effasion. The editor criticised the
work severely and advised the future
comedian 10 study Nathaniel Haw-
thorne.
The vein of humor peculiar to DAILY
had developed even at that early date.
He said, refiectiyely:
IF my story was printed 1t would
measure about half column. would
1t not?''
about that" replied the editor, won
dering what that had to do with 1T
"Your rate OF payment Is IS per col
umn, believer pursued the yount
man.
Yes
"Good-day. like to be pleasant ant
l agreeable and popular with everybody
! ] am even willing to dethrone Haw
thogne to please an editor--but no
for 50, not for ST."
Whereupon he casually departed
New York Times.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1904-06-30
personal.

James Bryce, M. p, can speak more
or less perfectly In sixteen languages.
John Shepard. Boston's known
merchant, has celebrated his fiftieth
year in business.
General Rassot has been appointed
director of the observatory at Nice, to
succeed the late nj. perrotin.
DIR. Conan Doyle's recent motor ac-
cident is said to have been remarka-
BILE escape from a horrible death.
Professor James III. billiard has been
named president of the Louisiana in
dustrial institute at Ruston, Ia.
Caleb Powers, condemned to death
ON the charge of killing Governor Goe-
bel, is writing book of experiences
III. J. Horn, general manager OF tbs
Northern Pacific, entered the employ
of the company fifteen years ago as Q
craftsman.
Because of King Edwards emal
Stature he stands on some small emin
ence when autographed in order +
compare favorably with those abou
him.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1904-06-30
working His PrerogatIve.

Chaucer. finding it difficult to ex'
press the idea he was reaching after
with the limited vocabulary at his com.
mand. Invented another new word.
"Ye literary chaps of We twentieth
century, he said, "and exc We una
bridged dictionaries, win think 1t must
be all right. or T wouldn't have used It,
don't you know"
Chuckling over the great graft ne
enjoyed as the Father of English Poet
nv. he proceeded to lick the word INTO
proper shape TO suit the rhythm OF the
line.-Chicago Tribune.
W. Austin Edwards of London has
offered to the worlds fair authorities
a smuggler's chest $50 to 200 years
old. 1t originally held twelve one-gal-
lon bottle of Holland gin. Six bottles
are still in perfect condition, while
six are broken. The chest was found
In barn on the coast of England.
King Carlos of Portugal has CON
ferred the degree of knight Of the Or.
der of st. Jacques upon Emile A.
Bruguiere, San Francisco composer
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1904-06-30

The United States government has
recently granted suitable site for a
union church building in the grounds
of the United States legation at Pc
king. The Roman Catholic church has
a site in the French legation and is
building fine cathedral. The Greek
Catholic church has church building
in the grounds of the Russian legation.
The Established Church of England
has for years had church in the
grounds of the British legation.
The ship subsidy law of Austria pro
vides bounties and premiums. Iron and
steel steamships receive an annua
bounty of $2.44 per ton, while the
bounty of iron and steel sailing ships
is S1.S3 ana that of wooden and par
iron sailing ships $1.23 ton. Iron and
steel sailing ships have their bountiei
increased by 10 per cent IL built II
Austrian shipyards and by 25 per cen
IL at least half the raw material uset
In their construction is OF Austrian
origin
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1904-06-30

Senator DoIliver of Iowa tells this
story ON himself: II reached certain
small town dnring campaign said
he, ..and found that the proprietor Of
the hotel where / usually stopped was
In Jail. He had gone there of bis own
accord rather than pay Judgment
which he considered unjust. He asked
the sheriff please to let him out for
two hours To hear his old friend DolIi-
yer speak. The sheriff agreed and sent
an order to TINT effect.
'sThen he CONSIDERABLY added to the
end Of the order: The rest of your
punishment is RENTED "
"A Partisan journal says in regard
TO the numerous Russian female stu
dents in the French metropolis that
they are fer Tie most part very plain
and without any feminine charms.
Most Of them are very poor, live in
garT'ets and starve their bodies while
they study hard.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1904-06-30
Worst Of All experiences.

Can anything be worse than to feel
that every minute will be your last?
Such was the experience of Mrs. s. II.
Newson, Decatur, Ala. ''For three
years." she writes, II endured insuffer-
able pain from indigestion, stomach
and bowel trouble. Death seemed in
evitable when doctors and all remedies
failed. At length was induced to try
Electric Bitters and the result was mir
aculous. | improved at once and now
I'm completely recovered For Liver
Kidney, Stomach and Bowel troubles
Electric Bitters is the only medicine
Only SOC. It's guaranteed by McDuffie
& Co, Druggists.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1904-06-30
WABASH RAILROAD
NEW
Worlds Fair Trains
DAILY
Read Down.

Read Down. Read Up.
Leave. Arrive
7:45a IN 30 pm Omaha. 8 20 m 8 100 D m
800 m645 I'm. Council Bluffs. :05 mi s AS m
Arrive. Leave
7:S5 p mI7 :OOam. Wld's Fir Sta.7:45 mic :15 I'M
$3.50 ml7 Id am st. Louis. Z 80 mI9 100 am
Compare this time with other lines
June 26th, new train service will be
established between ST. Louis and Pitts
burg, Pa. and Chicago and Pittsburg
over the WABASH r. r.
Tie Wabash lands all passengers
at and checks baggage to its own sta
ton at main entrance of Worlds Fair
grounds. Think what this means:
Quick time, extra carfare saved, and a
delightful trip and you are not all tired
out before entering the Exposition
grounds. All agents can route you via
the Wabash r. r.. For beautiful
Worlds Fair folder and all Information
address HARRY e. MOORES,
G. A. p. ID. Wab. II. r..
Omaha, Neb
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1904-06-30

In the first opening o. Oklahoma to
settlers in 1889, the editor of this paper
was among the many seekers after for
tune who made the big race one fine
day in April. During his travelling
about and afterwards his camping up
on his claim, he encountered much bad
water, which, together with the severe
heat, gave him a very severe diarrhoea
which 1t seemed almost impossible to
check, and along in June the case be.
came so bad he expected to die. One
day one OF his neighbors brought him
one small bottle of Chamberlain's Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy as a
last hope. A big dose was given him
while he was rolling about on the
ground in great agony, and in few
minutes the dose was repeated. The
good effect of the medicine was soon
noticed and within an hour the patient
was taking his first sound sleep for .
fortnight. That one little bottle work
ed complete cure, and he cannot helT
but feel grateful. The season for bow,
81 disorders being at hand suggests
this item. For sale by McDuffie S
Son
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1904-06-30
And This Is Fashion.

Fashion is that particular pathologic
perversity which developed from the
originally benignant instinct of imita-
ton, during that systematic distortion
of primordially normal desires which
man calls civilization. 1t Is endemic
in Paris and other congested eenters,
spreading thence with epidemic yiru-
lence.
The rich are more subject than the
poor women more than men, and Phar-
isees more than Philistines. The only
known cure is starvation. The only
immunes are philosophers, ancestors
and the fourth dimensions
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1904-06-30
Startling Evidence.

Fresh testimony In great quantity is
constantly coming Ii, declaring DIR.
Kings New Discovery for Consumption,
Coughs and Colds 10 be unequaled. a
recent expression from 7. j. Mcfarland
Bentorville, Va, serves as example,
He writes: Il had Bronchitis for three
years and doctored All the time With
out being benefited Then / begar
taking DR.. Kings New Discovery, and
i few bottles wholly cured me Equal
nv effective lii curing all Lung ani
Throat troubles, Consumption, Paeu
monia and Grip Guaranteed By Nc
| Dutaie q Co, Druggists. Trial bottle
Ifree, regular sizes SOC and sI.o0.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1904-06-30

Behr, the inventor of the monorail
railway, that has proved 9 success on
the continent Of Europe, Is trying to
induce London to adopt it. 1t Is much
less costly than the double-rail syg-
tenn, and he says he can arrange to
run it at the backs Of houses, instead
o. along the street.
In his huRdredth year, the oldest
captain of the Austrian army died al
Peterwardein, near Neusatz, Hungary,
recently.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1904-06-30

he squeak OF bed or the crying OF a chhd
drove into hysteria. whose backs were so weak
they could hardly stand. who had Headaches
and Dizzy Spells continually, were entirely
cured I'M a short time by my method.
II Your family doctor does not understand
your case come to me; / am recognized speci-
alist in these ailments and will not only under
stand your case but show you how to be cured
free. If Won live out OF the city write me- Send
for my free book on women's diseases. DIR. j.
NEWTON HATHAWAY, 67 Commercial Block
Sioux City, Iowa.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1904-06-30
Lemon Juiubes.

When the throat is sore lemon ju-
jules Of great efficiency may be made
as follows: To three ounces of lemon
juice add three ounces OF pure glycerin
and one ounce of gelatin. Simmer all
together in Jar set In boiling water
until the gelatin is quite dissolved,
When this mixture is cold it can be
cut into small squares, which are suck
ed as sweetmeat. For children this
is very good plan indeed. as both
lemon julie and glycerin have anti
septic and curing action on the throat
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1904-06-30
Investigations by Architects For
Boston.s New Art Museum.

1@N~SAA@eaA0M8 W AEGMAGGEN& EUE
Boston's New Art Museum.
The care which is being taken even
In the experimental work and study by
the architects for the building of the
new MuseEn of Fine Arts in Boston is
apparent says the Boston Globe, from
the crude wooden building erected on
the proposed site for the purpose Of de-
termining the relative value Of the nat
ural light at this place from the va
rious points of the compass.
Light is the all important matter in
such building, and in determining the
location of the various departments it
is necessary to know the power and in
tensity of the light from all points and
during the various hours OF the day.
The structure for this experimental
purpose stands on movable base or
foundation about four feet in height
and is forty feet long, thirty-two feet
wide and thirty feet in height, The
material used is heavy pine timber, put
together solidly with bolts and nails
the sides being closed i'm. On the sides
and high up there are a few windows
screened from the inside.
The floor IS built in such a way that
it can be raised up to the level of what
would ordinarily be second story
The most noticeable feature is the sky
light, which is fixed at an angle on the
top and towering seventeen feet above
the roof.
In experimenting with the skylight
the building will be moved about thu
lot at various angles, and the exact re
suits aimed at may be reached in |
month, or it may take several months