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The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1904-01-06
6.421
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Here we have the problem and the re-
suit. We know that we cannot say
two from one So we borrow one and
say two from eleven and we get the
result nine We pay back promptly,
for instead of saying two from two
leaves nothing we say three from
twelve leaves nine But by what au-
thority do we say this? When did we
discover that this method would give
u, correct mathematical results? That's
wl.j I would ike 10 know. Here we
have one OF the problems which the
doctrine of evolution may deal with. |
suppose some Old fellow in the long
ago found tl.at it was necessary to de-
wise a method of meeting this math-
ema'lcal emergency. so he hit upon
the idea of borrowing from one row of
hsures ana paying back to the next.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1904-01-06

Miss Angelina" began the poor but
proud young man, III | were In a posi-
lion to ask you to be my wife
Good gracious. Mr.. Throgson!' she
exclaimed. I'm a position? The idea!
DO you think | would want you to get
down on your kneesY'- Exchange.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1904-01-06

Remember, my boy" said the old
man TO his son, who was about to
Join the army, never talk back to your
officers"
But, father" inquired the young
American %anxiously, "supposing they
talk back to me?"-Syracuse Herald.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1904-01-06
His Rebate.

"Why do you always occupy two
seats?'
ITO even things up" replied the
street car hog. Half the time | don't
get any seat at all."-Town Topics.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1904-01-06
IaEKg5IIElIJT

Grow strong and well after using
THoMPsoN's SWEET WORM POWDER.
Very pleasant to take. Contains no
ealOmel. Never fails. Worms are often
mistaken for Indigestion and other di
Seases. BE sure to get Thompson's in
glass bottles. Druggists, 20 cents.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1904-01-06
STORY OF CAL-CURA.

Discovered by DR.. David Kennedy.
Small Free Bottle sent on request.
DR.. David Kennedy was born in New
York City, but at an early age his
family moved to RoxOury, n, Y. lie
was graduated in 1860 from the New
York College of Physicians and Surgeons.
He at once volunteered as a surgeon and
was assigned to the United States Army
General Hospital in West Philadelphia
and soon became President of the Ex-
amining Board and Consulting Surgeon.
After the war, DIR. Kennedy settled IN
Rondout, City of Kingston, n. y, where
for a number Of years he enjoyed alarge
practice as an operative surgeon. He
was one of tho Presidential Electors of
New York State, Mayor of Kingston for
four years, and held many other pro-
f~essional, business and political offices.
The latest achievement of his life was
the discovery of Cal-cura Solvent. a
positive cure for all diseases of the kid
neys and bladder. In speaking of this
remarkable remedy, he said "Cal-cura
Solvent is the browning achievement OF
my life. 1t will not d~isappoint."
Remember, Cdtcurd Solrent cures w 2
of all cases of Kidney Lirer, and BtddteT
disorders. Send to the Cal-cura Company
Kennedy Row, Rondout, N. Y, for a free
sample bottle. Large bottles Sl.OO Tong
one si.e) all druggists.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1904-01-06

81 never send out a story for publica-
ton" said Dullpath, the realist, with
MT first having sie0t over it,"
II don't believe I've ever read n of
them cith"r without doing the same
ling" returned Hawlcy.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1904-01-06

Elobbs-SiIicHs is very proud of lilo
.no"g", isn't ho?
S'oE'e-Y.s he would rather have
ncor."y % y mako n name for HIM
t0lf.- II ,ls'. '' In Record.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1904-01-06

'Soe here, young mani" said the min
lister. "YoI nnyer paid me that fee for
marrying YOU"
You're mighty lucky | haven't sued
you for damages."-Lond II Tit-Bits.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1904-01-06
CREDIT DUE TO SOMEBODY.
Where Did We Get the Right TO
Borrow In mathematical

Where did we get the right to bor-
row in mathematics" asked a man
who takes an interest in curious things.
I'VE always pay back-a thing we
sometimes fail to do in other relation
ships in lifc-but where did we get the
right to borrow in the first instance?
Take Il simple illustration in subtrac-
ton: The teacher will tell the pupil to
subtract 1920 from G,421. We put the
problem down after this fashion:
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1904-01-06
TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY

Take Laxative Rromo Quinine Tablets
All druggists refund the money if it fails
tn cure. T.. w. Groves signature il ON
each OK. Z5c' l'l4-ly
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1904-01-06
Is Performing Wonders.
ThompSOn'S BarOSma, Kidney and Liver Cure

Is not only performing wonderful cures, as the following statements
will prove, but all the cures have been permanent, there being no re-
turn of the disease or any Of the symptoms after a lapse of many years
E. K THOMPSON &SoN, Ttusvine, Pa:-Der Shs-Seversl years ago vast taken
troll of the action of my kidneys and bladder A number of doctors had my case al
different times but received 10 benefit and vas given up as incurabe and fully ex-
pedei death would relieve my suGeHngs A friend recommended BARoSM4 and I
began takingit At first | could see little change but after taking about six bottles
lbesm to get better continued % use it and today am entirely cured. am an
old resident of this county and am well known in this section, and consider myself q
walking advertisement for your TRULY WONDERFUL medicine. BAROSMA.
You, respectfully NATHAN BURDICK, West Hickory, Pa.
The first bottle did me 50 much good that bought the second and it cured HE Of
female weakness, with which had been troubled neth than two years. l gained in
strength aud flesh and ave been we'll evrs since This was six years ago.
MRS NJ. GROVE. Plum, Penn'a
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1904-01-06

The cynic Is one who never sees a
good quality in a man and never fails
to see n bad one.-Beechcr.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1904-01-06

One hundred dollars worth Of butter
bears Off from the soil less Of its valua-
BILE elements than . cents worth Of
hay
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1904-01-06
What Shall We
Have for Dessert?

This question arises in the family
every day. Let us answer it to-day. Try
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1904-02-12

ed the Chamber for it's endorsement or
the Lodge Bill which will undertake
a reform of the United States Consular
service.
A letter from r. A. Kearns, asked
for appointment as secretary for III.
Chamber. The matter was referred Ia
the president.
The reports of the Hawaii Promotion
Committee was read This showed thar
over $11 600 provided by the Hawaiian
Government has been expended, and
there was about $4,000 provided by thu
Chamber on deposit in the Bank of Ha--
wall.
The secretary's report was not read
but on motion of r. d. Tenney, was re
ferred to "A committee, for inspection
1t deals with the organization of the
Promotion Committee, it's work in en-
deavoring to get tourists, etc. The
work Will be given n thorough inveS-
tigation by the committee, who may
want to know what return Is being
made for the big expenditures.
VIM. Haywood was reappointed rs
the Washington representative of the
Chamber of Commerce for another
year.
Il. j. Lowrey succeeded j. p. Cooke
on several committees, which makes
him chairman of the Committee %
Agriculture.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1904-02-12

Hawaiians who happen to see a copy
of the Manila Times of January 4, Will
wonder what its leading news article,
which follows, Is all about Here Is
it's headlines and introduction.
HAWAII SUGAR GROWERS ARE
ARRAYED AGAINST THE PHIL
IPPINES.
ARGUE THAT ISLANDS CAN PROS
PER BY DEVELOPMENT OF
PRODUCTS NOT GROWN IN UNI
TED STATES, COFFEE OFFERING
THE GREATEST FIELD-COM-
PETITIVE TARIFF FOR SUGAR
WOULD RUIN IMMENSE INDUS
TRY IN AMERICA IT is CLAIMED.
And now the sugar planters of the
Hawaiian Islands protest against the
further reduction by Congress of the
duty on Philippine sugar imports into
the United States.
These sugar manipulators cite the
address delivered recently by Mr.. Tru-
man G. Palmer at the Trans MISSISSIPPI
pi congress at Seattle, as showing con-
clusively what would follow If the de-
mands of the Philippine Commission
lands We're acceded to at Washington.
The Hawaiian planters would have
Congress remain inactive with refer
ence to sugar and enact such legisla-
ton as would foster the development
of the coffee industry in the archipel-
ago.
Using Abraham Louisson of Honolu-
lu as their mouthpiece, the planters
and manufacturers of sugar set forth
the following reasons why the reduc-
ton Of duty on sugar exports should
not be made.
Then follows Mr.. Louisson's argu-
ment for coffee culture In the Philip
pines, that gentleman, coffee planter,
being anxious to so expand the Ameri-
can coffee industry as to compel the
tariff protection of the product. And
for his pains he Is advertised in Ma
Mia as the mouthpiece of hostile
Hawaiian sugar industry
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CONFIDENCE

said Lord Chatham, els plant
of slow growth" People believe
in things that they see, and in
broad sense they are right. What
is sometimes called blind faith is
not faith at all. There must be
reason and fact to form a foun-
dalton for trust. In regard to a
medicine or remedy, for example,
people ask, "Has it cured 9TH
ers? Have cases like mine been
relieved by it? Is it in harmony
with the truths of modern science,
and has it a record above suspic-
ion? If so, it is worthy of conf
dence; and if am ever attacked
by any of the maladies for which
it is commended l shall resort
to it in full belief in it's pow.
er to help me-" On these lines
WAMPOLE'S PREPARATION
has won its high reputation a.
mong medical men, and the
people of all civilized countries.
They trust it for the same reason
that they trust in the familiar
laws Of nature or in the action
of common things. This effective
remedy is palatable as honey and
contains the nutritive and cura-
tive properties of Pure Cod Liver
Oil, extracted by us from fresh
cod livers, combined with the
Compound Syrup of Hypophos-
phites and the Extracts of Malt
and Wild Cherry. 1t quickly e.
radicates the poisonous, disease
breeding acids and other toxic
matters from the system; regu-
lates and promotes the normal
action of the organs, gives vigor-
GUS appetite and digestion, and is
infallible in Prostration-follow-
ing Fevers, etc., Scrofula, Infu-
enza, Asthma, Wasting Diseases,
Throat and Lung Troubles, etc.
DR.. W. A. Young, of Canada, says:
"Your tasteless preparation of
cod liver oil has given me uni
formly satisfactory results, my
patients having been of all ages"
1t is a product of the skill and
science of to-day and is success
full after the old style modes of
treatment have been appealed to
in vain. Sold by all chemists.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1904-02-12
PEDRO HAD
FORGOTTEN
Could Not Locate
His Buried
SpoiIs.

| Down In kakaal<o, at the rear of
Fishers famed Porto Rican lodging
house, there is a deep rectangular hole.
The excavation is six feet by four feet
in area and eight feet deep. 1t is not
the foundation of a new addition to
Fishers place but is a sort of n founda-
ton hole for the MONUMENT that the
police intend to erect for Pedro Ro-
drguez the Porto Rican desperate,
who has now attained a reputation as
a monumental liar.
| When Pedro was recaptured after his
| recent escape from prison and again
| lodged behind the bars on the reef he
brazenly told Warden Henry that his
crimes had netted him the sum of
$1,000 and that he had this sum of
money hidden in the ground. Sup
pose I escape" he said. Il would go
San Francisco with my money" And
1t was the supposition. or reality of the
escape of the Porto Rican again that
troubled Mr.. Henry. He thought it un-
wise that prisoner should have so
large a sum of money hidden outside
the Jail. The Porto Rican, should he
again escape, might be able to use this
money in bribing other members of his
race to assist him in getting out of the
country. Then Mr. Henry also thought
that if Pedro had stolen all this money
he should be made to deliver 1t to the |
prison authorities and If the owners
could prove that it belonged to them |
the money should be theirs. He made |
a few remarks of this nature to the |
Porto Rican but the latter made fun |
of the Warden. He told him that he |
would not tell where the money was
hidden and became very sassy" Mr..
Henry had him locked in a dark cell.
In the underground parlor where for
hours he would be unable to see even
the ff3ntest streak of daylight, the
Porto Rican's nerve softened. Sunday |
he told Warden Henry that If he were
released from the dark cell he would
tell where the money was and permit
the police to recover it, SO Henry re-
leased him and sent him into the yard
with the other prisoners. He was per-
nitted to enjoy very bounteous meal
md did so with considerable relish.
on Monday night the Porto Rican,
to a police officer, and ac-
by other representatives of
he police department and the prison.
|
conducted the officers to the rear of
Fishers place in Kakaako and then
pointed to a spot where he said his
money was buried underground. Then
he police commenced to dig They
we're at it all day Tuesday but no gold
n eagles, rolls of bills, or parcels of
diamonds We're uncovered. At depth
# eight feet the police called a halt.
hey considered that it was decidedly
Unlikely that a lazy Porto Rican, no
natter how much treasure he might
Wish to hide, would dig as deep as that
n the ground to secrete his spoils.
They told Pedro that he had lied. |
'edro whimpered and declared that he
aust have forgotten where the resting
lace of his loot was. He was carted {
ack to the prison. He had led the
Ulcers a wild goose chase. Possibly
fter more discipline" in the prison
e will reveal the true hiding place of
he money, If there is any.
4 e
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1904-02-12
HEARKEN YE!
To the Voice of Honolulu People.
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES

| If you will but listen to your friends
and neighbors they Will tell You how
| the pains and aches of a bad back, the
| annoyances Of urinary troubles, the
nervousness, the restlessness which
| come from kidney ills can be relieved
| and cured. Read what one Honolulu
citizen says:
Writing under date of January 10th,
1899 Jurgen Walter of this city tells
us as follows: MY age is 79-well
past the ordinary span of life-and l
am the parent of eight children. Be-
ing so far advanced in years, l regard
the relief obtained from Doans Back
ache Kidney Pills.
/ suffered from lame back for years.
but after taking some of the pills (pro-
cured at HOLSTERS drug store) was
greatly benefited, and am satisfied the
pills did me much good"
Our kidneys filter our blood. They
work night and uay. When healthy
they remove about 500 grains of i'm
pure matter daily, when unhealthy
some par. of this impure matter is left
in the blood. This brings on many
diseases and symptoms-pain in the
back, headache, nervousness. hot, dry
skin, rheumatism, govt, gravel, dis
order, eyesight and hearing, diZzi-
ness, irregular heart, debility, drowsi-
ness, dropsy, deposits in the urine, etc.
But. if you keep the filters right you
will have no trouble with your kid
neys.
Doan's Backache Kidney Pills are
sold by all chemists and storekeepers
at so cents per box, or will be mailed |
on receipt of price by the HOLSTER
Drug Co., wholesale agents for the Ha-
waiian Islands.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1904-02-12
6eret, BIeckman Wins.

In the recent competition Of the nom
commissioned officers of the First Reg
Company F. Captain Johnson's crack
company. Sergeant Blackman was
awarded 81 out of 80 points. and will
receive the fine gold medal which has
been on exhibition at Wichmans.
Company F averaged s3h per cent out
of a possible 100.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1904-02-12
NEGLECT ALWAYS DANGEROUS

NEGLECT ALWAYS DANGEROUS.
To the average man 1t seems childish
to doctor a cold, and unless it becomes
particularly annoying to him. little or
no attention is given 1t. Often a cold
contracted in the winter is allowed to
run until the opening of spring, This
is grave mistake, as even though the
warm weather may bring relief, the
system is thereby weakened and rem
dered susceptible to disease. A cold
should never be neglected, whether 1t
be child or an adult who is afflicted,
as health and often life is risked. A
bottle of Chamberlain's Cough Remedy,
costing but a small amount will bring
speedy relief and by its use all dam
gerous consequences will be avoided.
For sale by all dealers and druggists.
Benson, Smith & Co., Ltd, agents for
Hawaii.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1904-02-12
Asking Papa.

The lovely girl tapped softly at the
door of her fathers private Office
There was no response. She tapped !.
little louder.
Come in"
She turned the knob and entered The
gray-haired money-grabber looked up
from his little desk.
"Hullo, Lucie."
"Hullo, pop"
Money!"
mo, pop"
"Eh! Anything wrong?"
mo, pop"
Talk faster, my girl"
well, you see, pop, I want"
How much?"
wait, pop. Give me time"
That's something I can't spare"
Just a minute, pop. l want to give
-
What will 1t cost?"
Don't interrupt, pop, want to give
a young man something"
Birthday PRESENT."
YES"
"Well, don't come to me. l haven't
any idea what a young man wants"
But / have. pop. II know just
what he wants.
"Then why do you come to me?'
because / want you to approve,
pop
"Oh, that's all right, of course. Give
him anything you please. Want a
check?"
"N-no, pop"
"Oh, speak up"
IT want you to say it's all right, pop
| want YOU to say again that can give
him anything 1 please"
SILLY girl. OF course you can. You've
always had your own way. Is thai
all?"
wait, pop. You see l know jusa
what he wants"
You said that before"
Because what he wants is
"Well?"
"M-m-me!"
Tableau.-Cleveland Plain Dealer
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1904-02-12
Shot His Wife While Fool,ne.

Tishema, Japanese, was brought in
from Aiea last night by Deputy Sheriff
Fernandez, of Eva, and charged with
shooting his wife. Tishema has a rep
utation at Aiea of being a hard working
and trusty employee of Honolulu Plan
tation, and it is said that while playing
with a revolver at noon yesterday the
weapon was discharged, bullet enter
ing the body of his wife. The woman
was quickly attended by doctor and
will probably recover.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1904-02-12
WAR |NVADES CHAMBER OF
COMMERCE DELIBERATIONS
Situation in the Orient Touched Upon at Yes
terday's Meeting .Committee Will Discuss
Warrants With Governor Carter.

At yesterdays meeting of the Cham
| Der of Commerce, E. ID. Tenney touch
ed on the effect the Japan Russian war
| may have on Hawaii commercially
The suggestion that the war would dis
| turb the commercial and plantation in
| terests was discussed at random by the
members.
Mr.. Tenney thought the matter
| should be referred to a committee to
keep in touch with it. 1t was pointed
out by some of the members that the
present news of victory for the Jap
anese would create feeling of unrest
among the Japanese plantation labor
ers, thereby affecting the labor supply.
The question of just how many re-
serves were In Hawaii was considered,
one member stating that from his
source of information there were not
more than 500 in the islands Another
estimate gave 1900. 1t was not believed
that many of these would be able to re-
turn to Japan.
Another important matter discussed
was that regarding warrants issued oy
the government.
Information was given to the Cham
Der by C. NJ. Cooke that President Geo
w. Smith of the Merchants Association
was DESTROYS of having joint action by
the Merchants Association and the
Chamber of Commerce on the question
of warrants, to be taken up with Gov
ernor Carter on his return The Cham
Der suggested also that purchases of
merchants made by departments on the
strength of being paid by appropria
lions made by the next legislature with
items inserted in the deficiency bill, be
taken up by the joint committee. The
matter was referred to a committee
consisting of Messrs. +. ]. Lowrey, j.
"a. TNe'iieby anu + gan.
The meeting yesterday was held by
the trustees of the Chamber of Com
merce, with c. NJ. Cooke, presiding.
Present We're C. M. Cooke, president;
j. G. Spencer, secretary; +. j. Lowrey,
ii. M. Won Holt. ], A, Kennedy, c. A.
Hedemann, j. F. Morgan, f.. d. Ten
ney
Il. F. Bishop, Of Brewer & Co, and
II. f.. Waity, of Bishop & Co, were
elected TO membership.
A communication from the Navy |
League of New York City, enclosing |
posters and literature on the organiza
ton, asked the Chamber to organize |
a branch in Honolulu. Its object Is to
aid in the upbuildlng of the navy of
the United States. The matter was
referred to the Committee of Harbor
and Marine matters.
A letter from the New York Board of
Trade and Transportation acknowledg
ed letter from the Honolulu Chamber
Of Commerce regarding the building up
Of the American merchant marine.
The National Business League thank
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1904-02-12

PREPARE FOR CROUP.-The time
wasted in sending for physician when
a child shows symptoms of the Group
often leads to fatal results. A reliable
medicine and one that should always be
kept in the home ready for immediate
use is Chamberlain's Cough Remedy
1t never fails and will prevent the at
tack II given as soon as the child be-
comes hoarse, or even after the croupy
cough appears. For sale by all dealers
and druggists. Benson. Smith & Co.,
Ltd, agents for Hawaii.
4Insxessnag ---.sss. .s'sassst sfsslssx aas
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1904-02-12
bQnbuTg-B[eTlel Fire Insurance GO

The undersigned having been ap-
pointed agents of the above company
are prepared to insure risks against
fire on stone and Brick Buildings and
on Merchandise stored therein on the
oost favorable terms. For particulars
tpply at the Office Of
F. A. SCHAEFER & CO.. Agts.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1904-02-12

CHAMBERLAIN'S PAIN BALM Is
one of the best and most effective lini-
ments on the market for the cure OF
sprains, bruises and rheumatic pains.
This Is the universal verdict of all who
have tried 1t. For sale by all dealers
and druggists. Benson, Smith & Co.,
Ltd, agents for Hawaii
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1904-02-12
General insurance Co. for Sea
River and Land Transport
Of Dresden,

Having established an agency at Ho-
uolulu and the Hawaiian Islands, the
undersigned. general agents are author
lied to take risks against the dangers
of the sea at the most reasonable rates
and on the most favorable terms.
F. A. SCHAEFER G &C..
Agents for the Hawaiian Islands.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1904-02-12
BRITAIN
WILL BE
NEUTRAL

aaaaass ssass ssa u
II British Commissioner Hoare u
u received the following cable u
II message yesterday from the For u
Il eign Office at London u
u The Kings proclamation OF u
u neutrality in the war between II
u Russia and Japan, will be Signed u
II tomorrow and issued as soon as u
II possible. u
" u
u gga agag asg a u tagaRG "
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1904-02-12
German Lloyd Marine Insur'es c.
OF BERLIN.
Fortuna General Insurance O.
OF BERLIN.

The above Insurance Companies have
established a general agency here, and
the undersigned. general agents, are
authorized to take risks against the
dangers of the seat at the most reason
able rates and on the most favorable
terms.
F. A. sCHAEFER & CO..
General Agents.