New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-12-04
MORE OF THE SIMPLE LIFE

tBy elimination of the elaborate bill fare and
are the business centres Of our IsIse
TaT1oers oe ~ I1ns oI15 eD5 tbs c,a,gas fi1,. IN
accordance with their desires and real necessities
betterment of the restaurant
Oh. brown the wheats and Iet EN- come;
Draw one risht in the cup; 49,,
Ham and the bright side up!
A slaughter, in the pan for one.
With meuieS the side,
Before the cleo and bun
Bring some Kentucky pride
Horseradish on a dog with rye;
Milwaukee in a stein
CThere amt no tip in that old guy,
Yuh needn't do it hne).
Hot mince with ju jitsu cheese;
a glassful from the COW
He's waiti,r' for it now.
A dozen right up from the bay:
Ard saving time in this neat way,
Fundamentals News
1.-THE Electric Review" says that Paris will have
forty miles of subway when the work now begun
is completed. 1t is carried out sections. and at
present two Of the sections finished and have
been in use since the latter part of October. One
Of them runs across the central part of the city,
and connects at each end with one Of the existing
lines 1t passes the st. l-azare station. the Opera
and the Bourse. The line runs entirely in tunnel.
One of the remarkable points OF construction Is the
huge masonry and iron work block which lies in
front of the Opera. II contains three superposed
tunnels as in the future there will be three roads
crossing this point.
As 10 Law-Necessity bemoaned her limitations
You'll be ashamed OF your old mother; who
no law she exclaimed, with affecting quaver.
''Hush"' rejoined Invention, soothingly Il will
mere than ever make virtue of you. which has no
need OF iaw.'-(Puck
What is described as the largest number OF COM
rounicants OF one Church gathered together
for conference in Christian history met in ST. Louis
recently at the International Missionary Convention
Of the Disciples OF Christ There were over sixteen
thousand delegates, nearly every land to be reached
by the Christian Gospel being represented. The
society has seven hundred missionaries in foreign
service thirty mission schools and seventeen hos
pitfalls. Its income in the last year nearly half
million. In the entire Church there is a member
ship of a million and quarter. In this coun-
try it has over eleven thousand churches and nearly
seven thousand ministers. Its figures show an
average annual contribution of each member OF
Sc % The organization exhibits all the signs of
vitality and power. and is carrying on its work
everywhere with extraordinary vsor and success.
The Usual Size of Him.-Little Elrner-Papa
Professor Broadhead---A nypochondriac son. Is
&( PSisR" VINO mas 40 ' many ''''p''''''S
Within the last few months it has developed
that a great number of fullblood Cherokee Ind
ians are becoming cocaine hends. a little nvesti-
CATION shows that druggists disposng Of a
great deal OF this drug. but what IS more startling
still is that there a lot OF persons who have
been going into the country and selling cocaine 10
the Indians II is a vice for the Indians but
it is wonderful how it is taking hold on them
1t is said that the drug is being bootegged as il
has been the custom to bring in lqaor The au-
thorities will start an investigation.
Manma-Now Elsie dear. what is a cat?
Elsle-Dunno.
that comes creeping up the stairs when every ones
in bed.