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The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-08-27
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The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-08-27
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The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-08-27
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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1904-02-24

Sic 8eIidlts'6mer5en?" GS iporel
aber feline 8eiidtsifmer5enL lonoerr
lulr franpfbaftc Munobeipegllnaen
nm bie Sbronen 5llriid5lbolten. Sd
oadte mir, Der SSommer miiBte ood
enotif einntal ouiborelL ober es nllr.
De INNER nilr Dryer. Der ourhlalld)-
Itigite @err Sdypoger mad]te immer
nelie SGuloen, Erin5 Seroinono bit
Iiete INNER me6r, unl0 Erin5eB SIZE.
mentine ipollte bon Dem HittmeiItel
llid)t laIiet. @oS fonnte id oafiir?
Gines Cages tropfteu mir Die Sbrds
men in cine iiiBe Speiie. 0esmegei
lultroc mir g%efiinOi9t. Sd bin nm
elnnlal Elm Wann nit @efii9ler, lnt
tolhe Geute ioflen ipobl teineaammsr.
biener Derben."
limo luie fonen Sic ollf ben sc.
bonfeI nod Eori5 5ll geben?"
~GaS lit ie6r cinfodL @err @rof
Sd fam nidt fron5oiiid. Die Serr=
ldoften fonnen alio Dor mir reoen,
mos lie mollenJ 2uItiges ober Sruuri=
9es, es laBt mid glei6giiltigg. Slber
id fange leioer an, oltd) fran5oiiid 81
lernen," er odmpfte elm nenie oel
Son i'd bnbe bier ndmlid) cine
@diebte, Serr @raf."
@rof Giden i6nitt sic apniioen5e
nit elmer Sanobelpegllng ob.
rS6aoe ltm Sic" iogte er oolul
iooblmolleno. Sic ip1ren lpirtlid)
elm tobelloier aanuneroie1er. Mber
Sefiible! llnanaeuebm aellllg, oai
IelbIt mir nns ibrer nidt erluebrell
fonler. Neilt, mein 9ieber, @efiib[e,
ooS lit nid)tS fir eilen &ommeroiez
.ner."
@raf Gidert, Ser lib piel oarollf 81
CUTE that, ber%porrageno gebiloet 5lt
fetn unp beliebt mar, iiberl1lua raid i'm
appfe, luie piel biibife politiide mo
io5iologiide glperciiS er BEL nGditer
O~elegeubeit ots Dem sSulle Yeter size
ben miir0e. &ammeroiener nit @ez
filblet, Dos mar Elm @ort mie aeihaf-
len nm bon linn genliln5t lulo in linz
lanf gelebt 5ll merOen. Gr mar ii6erz
5ellgt, an 9ceigneter Stelle oonlit
SenIotion 81 erregen.. @r grill in sic
Mcltettold)e lno reid)te Eeter groBs
miitbig Gin @oloItiid.
sd mi!ltide Sbncn 6oS Bette. tic
Der Neter, o6er trod)ten Sic, Sbrc
&orricrc Don @eiiiblen irci 5lt mus
den."
Setter Oonfte iebr iiir ooS reide
SeIdenf, ihlltg sic Serpiettc unter
Den N(rm ltlb periGmono i'm @inters
grlunOe.. @rof Giden o6er tronf iebr
hcfrieoi9t Ieinen Mo5n9ron oltS.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1904-02-24

Irt gu eeben. in pslGer bieIe 8eleuGz
tun9 ms Wert geiebt perben pirD, lei
bier angegeben, Dab fi9 i'm pulait Fir
GrSiebungstpeIen 10000 eleftriI9s
2i9ter befinoen iperben. @on Dem
ausgeoebnten umfange Der 8eleuhs
tung Der ct. Coulter Iusiteltungs9es
bduoe fam man ii6 einen 8egriff mo-
den, lpenn man erfd6rt, Dap bic GEis
cagoer GitD Sda in ibren 300 9immern
nur 1900 clettriI4e 2i6ter uuf5umcis
fen bat.
Sir bic Grleu6tung Der 9auptz
apenues uno Der 2dgunenufer ipirp
pur9 monumentals eiierne Yfeiter az.
ior9t iein, Don benen jeper pieruno=
5tpan5ig elettriI6e Slammen trGqt
IuBer ben incanbeseente nSlammen, bi:
in nett srObcrer Maiie porbanbsn iein
rperben ais Bel irgenb elmer friiberer
Weltdusiteauns, ipirb au1 cine 9(nSaG|
8ogenlidter in 4npenbung tommen
Die bauptiG9li6S i9erbeitsSpeden mad
@lntritt Der Ounfelbeit bienen ipuen
Sas geiammte acknowledgements
tptrb llnter Der 2eitung Ginger Der er:
f%dbrenoiten 5ahleute auf elcftrii6eir
9ebiete iteben, bic ibrer 9(ufsabe poG.
tommen gcpa6fen iinb uno bercn Set
ltllngen .oo3u ~beitrasen nerben, Der
fcmmenben 8prlb's sSdir eincn bcIonz
oeren &eis gu perleiben.
6. .. &dradu.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1904-02-24

Gurer Qebenssefd6rtinnen, al, Der ouz
ten 9ebanbluns gurer Sinber uno be-
rem Gr5iebung feblen laBt, 70 Ieib ss9r
feline Gentlemen! llnb nenn bic MeIt
Gud nod 10 bod i6dBt. unb penn
Cure aleioer nod 10 MODERN, guere
Wanieren nod 10 slatt linb, ipenn nid,t
beim jeoesmaligen gintritt in Guer
9aus baS Ser5 Guerer 5rall
Gu9 ju6elnb cnteegcnidldgt: rDa
'fommt mein Mann!" = bdnn Ieib S6r
elsnbe aredturcn! 9as pplte i6 Sud-
einmal iaeen. nG9aritp begins at
bome!!" Wer Ite6t Sud ndber, Die ciz
gene 5rau, Die gut" uno f9le6te 3eitul
nit Sud burasemadt, Die Sud ibre
Sngeno uno ibr 2eben geopfert. bic an
@uerem Sobesbette iiben unp Sud,
ben falten S6peib bon Der Stirn mi
iden pirb, ober irsenb Elm fremoes,
glattes 2drpden, fir bas Sbr niAt
mebr e%riitirt, iobalb es Sud i6le6t
ge6t? Wie lalltet bic 9(ntiport2 81, 10
3iebt bod AUDI bic nDtbigen 2ebren bus
raus. Sbr SrDpfe!!"
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1904-02-24
9dr6ef.
SfiSse bon S. Weber.

Sci ben Gltern elmer meiner S9iilez
rinnen mar Ball. S6 mar Der
freunelihen Ginlabung gefolgt, trobz
benz i6 ni9t tanSte, unp iab mir NIT
pahienbem 8crgniigen Die bielen
Itrablenben Midpdenseii6ter an, folste
nit ben Iugen ben IN ben entaiidsnos
item S6uben itcdenben 5iiben, ipie iie
l1a6 benz Saft Ser Mufif lei6t unb
5ierli6 iiber ben 8oben elitten.
Sir Nlles, mas 16on mar, battle i6
BON jeber cine grpBe Gmpfinpli9feit
ge5eist; iGon ais Sinh tpnnten MIDI
biibf6e 9eiidter 10 beauu6srn,. ouB id,
periunten I'M Mnihauelt, oft allies I'M
mid Der pergaB. - pdbrenb i6 se9ell
bGBli6e Menfden cine folhe Mblteiz
9ung empfanb, bub t6 mid ME iiberz
ni1ben fonnte, aud peitn iie 81 unIez
rem ensiten SetanntsntreiIe seb0rten,
ibnen aus eigenem Mntrteb bic 6anb
gum 9ruBe gu reiden. Sir eincn Ipl>
den &eritpB segen bic 9Ofli4feit, por
benz i6, bon Der Natur raid uno lebs
BAIT empfinbenp, portommenben SAL
les audi beute nod ni6t INNER unb
unbeoingt ii9er, i6ien an bielem
glbenb feline 9efabr pur5uliegen; benn
bier mar Sugenb unp SdDnheit unb
2iebli6teit in 9iille unb Jiillc, bu
tonnte ib getieben unp mid Iatt iebel
nu6 SerSenslub.
SD itanb in elmer Riid]e, bon Der
aus t6, pa Iie ctipas perItedt gelegcn,
bequem unb uneeitort benz reiSppllen
8ilpe SuI6uuen @tonnte, unb bate mir
seruoe einen SeIIcl auredtseriidt. pa=
NIT ni6ts gu meiner 8e6agliAteit
Ifebls, ais cine tleine, umfangreife Sc
ftalt fDrmli6 ali. mid lostugelte. Sic
itrcdte mir ibre Sanb entsesen, uub es
lag cttpas treuberSig 8ittenoes in bic
Ter 8epesung, baB iG als sebiloster
Menf6 BON 81 Sdbreu uub auberbem
ais Gait in bieIen Hdumen nibt 49,
germ ourfte, iie au ergrsifen.
sd BIN Barbara BON Ooblcnbof,
L. Sic iperben ifon piI1en, Jrdulein
Wenomann, oas bdblide 8arbel. TIM
ter benz Hamen tennt midi jebes Sinh
bier, trobbem mir nur SeitpeiIc in ber
Stdbt. finb. Wan ppllte mid Sbncn
porbin pprftellen, bats aber perseI5en;
Sic Iinb ni6t bDie, bab ids nun 5el.
Der 10 obne llmitdnbe tbue, nidt ipabr!
l. Sd perIhpinbe INNER germ NAL
bon Der 9ilbfld6s = unansene6m be-
merit pirb bas niht, inn @eeentbeil
limb id miiBte einem MenEten lebl
feinblih seiinnt fein, UNI ibm aumu.
then su f0itnen, init mir 5u %tanaenf
DIANA nttint. ih babe etpas Stimme
unb ih fefber babe srobe 2uft."
Damn fDnnen mfrs ia per5uden,'
Iaete id nit fhleft perbaltcner tleber.
tpinbnng, benin nod tpar ih nidt bin.
meg iibcr ben Mnblid bie{es 4GBlider
Mefens, falls Sir Musbouer ia.
ben - mf ,4mo
sd benfe, ia. Wenn i'd aud bio
bin, faut bin IL uiht."
Sic fab Elm paar Minuten lang II
ben Gaul. irscno iemanb fdien ibr,
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1904-02-24
gou Der Weltmasfcanng.

Was elm berporra9enber SnouItrieller
,poii Der Notwithstanding fa9t. :
Wis Watebbnien unb Qlbanicn perz
tretef fein perbsn. - NGberes iiber
bas SsleudtllnQsipeien.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1904-02-24

@in Giner bic Mnhexn our Shat Be-
ssifttrB
60 muB er ielber bic Shut bsmeiitsrn.
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1904-08-20

SUMMONS.
STATE OF MINNESOTA, COUNTY OF
Ramsey, Second Judicial District.
Eva N. George. Plaintiff, VS.. Charles j.
state Of Minnesota TO the Above Named
Defendant:
You are hereby summoned and re-
uuired to answer the complaint of the
plaintiff in the above entitled action
flee of the Clerk Of the District Court
in the City of ST. Paul, County of
Ramsey and State aforesaid and to serve
a copy of your answer, to said complaint int
on the subscribers at their office, No. 9Ol
Globe Building in the City of st. Paul,
County of Ramsey and State of Mime
sofa, within thirty 500 days after the
service of this summons upon you. exclu-
sive of the day Of such service, and if you
fail to answer the said complaint within
the time aforesaid, the plaintiff in this
action will. upon such failure, apply to
the court for the relief demanded in the
complaint
Dated st. Paul. Mimi, July rs, 1904.
O'MALLEY & BOERNER,
Attorneys for Plaintiff,
9O1 Globe Bldg,
st. Paul, MINI.
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1904-08-20

ST. PHILIPS EPISCOPAL MISSIO'
corner Aurora avenue and Mackubin stree"
Sunday services: Early celebration OF Ho'f
Eucharist; 1880 a. m. High celebration o.
Holy Eucharist first and third Sundays.
100 a. IN. Mathis, second and fourth
Sundays. HOO a. m. Sunc.>T school, 1890
o. m. Brotherhood OF st. Andrew, 6:3O p.
IN. Vespers, 1870 .. IN. Week servit es:
Wednesdays, confirmation class, 800 H. m.
Fridays, evening prayer, 500 p. m. Satur
days. Holy Eucharist, 8 A. NJ. Rev. EVerarO
Daniels. Rector.
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1904-08-20
ODD YBx:I0WA
60

MARS LODGE. NO. 1902, MEETS SEC
ond and fourth "Wednesday in each month
for business and the third Wednesday, for
instruction at Odd Fellows Hall; 25$ E.
Seventh street. Daniel Roy, N. G.; Thos.
r. Hickman, P. S.. 422 st. Anthony Ave.
PAST GRAND MASTERS COUNCIL,
No: 1913, G. U. O. of O. F. meets the sec
ond Friday in each month at Labor Tenn
pie building Minneapolis. All visiting P:
G. NJ. in good standing cordially invited
to attend. W. R. Morris. w. G. M;
Thomas R. Hickman G. S., No. 422 St.
Anthony avenue, St. Paul.
ST. PAUL PATRIARCHY NO, ia
meets the second Monday in each month
at Odd Fellows Hall. No. 263 E. Seventh
street. All Patriarchs in good standing
are invited 10 attend. Thos. R. Hickman,
(acting) R. V. P; W. R. Morris. P. NJ. v.
P; Geo D. Lowe, w. p r., 1881 Waba-
Sha.
HOUSEHOLD OF RUTH. NO. 553. -. y
O. Of c. F. meets first and third M"oda!
in each month for business; second Non
day for instruction. at Odd Fellows H"l!
253 East Seventh St., Mrs. 1sakcnt
Sanders, NJ. N. G.; Mrs. Ida NJ. John
son. w. r., No. GIG Marion st.
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1904-08-20

y
Jarvis, the heeler and saver Of soles,
at S3 3. Fourth street, says, In one Of
his street car signs: can mend
shoes better than can write, and, ii
the sign is a fair specimen Of his work
as writer, she's1ight, as he can mend
shoes all right If he cannot write all
right. 5.#I ~. ~ ...I
THE APPEAL is mailed to most of
the homes of the people of the Twin
Cities, and if you wish matters to
reach these homes you must publish
them in THE APPEAL. g.. ~. -,
REPUBLICAN COMMITTEE.
:: At, Large.
Eli S. Warner, St.. Paul.
I E. E. Smith, Minneapolis. /. ..
w. H. Grimshaw, Minneapolis.
Nelson B. March, Litchfeld. 49,.
Marcus Johnson, Red, Lake Falls.
John P. Funk, LIE Sueur. e..
BY Congressional Districts.
First, Samuel Lord, Kasson..
Second, John E. Diamond, Mankato.
Third, w. R. Putnam, Red Wing.
Fourth, Condo Hamlin, St. Paul,
chairman. /.
Fifth, James A. Peterson, Minneapo'
| lis.
| Sixth, w. E. Verify, Wadena.
Seventh, I. NJ. Tompkins, Redwood
Falls.
Eighth, E B. Hawkins, Biwabik.
T Ninth, A. D.. Stephens, Crookston.
BY Judicial Districts.
! First, George L.vSullivan, saltwater
! Second, Kay Todd, st. Paul.
Third, F. E. Gartside, Winona.
| Fourth, NJ H. Boutelle Minneapolis
| Fifth, Soren Peterson, Blooming
Prairie.
Sixth, Thomas Torson, st. James.
Seventh, E. E. Corliss, Fergus Falls
Eighth, T. M. Paine, Glencoe.
Ninth, D. T. Macarthur, Tracy.
Tenth, M. Halvorson, Albert Lea.
! Eleventh, Mile Bunnell, Duluth.
| Twelfth Alton Crosby, Willmar.
| Thirteenth, H. G. Grass, Slayton.
| Fourteenth, Charles E. Ward, Ada.
| Fifteenth, Charles H. Warner, Ait
kin.
Sixteenth, Andrew Peterson, Whea
| ton.
| Seventeenth, E. T. Smith, Jackson.
| Eighteenth George H. Wyman, An
Okla.
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1904-08-20

ST. JAMES A. NJ. E. CHURCH cor
Fuller and Jay streets. Sunday SER ices
Hoo a. M; 7:3O p. =. Wednesday p aye,
meeting, 500 p. m. Pastor visits on non
day and Tuesday; at home Wednesday, and
Thursday. Weddings, funerals ano :se
sick attended on notice. Rev. J. c. a 'c@>r
son. Pastor. $50 Louis St.
PILGRIM BAPTIST CHURCH, Cor
10Th and Cedar. Sunday services: Preach
ing at II a. m. and 7:45 q. m St nday
ing general prayer meeting Triday wen
ing Study Sunday school lessc": lSuI eraI"
and weddings promptly attended. Re" W
D. Carter Pastor. $50 Elfelt ST..
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1904-08-20
UNITED BROTHERS OF FRIEND

NORTH STAR LODGE NO. 1873. L. B.
F., meets first and third Thursday in each
month at hall No. 319 Wabasha street
Brothers in good standing always well
come j. G. Garner, w. NJ; J. @. Adams,
(acting) w. Sec'y, 40 E. Fourth street.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1904-10-01
a'fHE 6UHTES0UE SEASON..


Thirty i've Higt-ciass Shows Open n.
.s Il. Thirty Cities Aug. ri.
+ The burlesue season. begins Aug. II,
and the prospect was never brighter,
the outlay of money for costumeA
scenery and printing never more lav.
ish. ~ III: :hES{ FIX ,gsS{ +, @e Z MI .H.
Thirty-tive burlesque companies o.
the forty included in the Wheels
we're rehearsing simultaneously Ii
New York yesterday, the other i've
starting for distant points, where they
are to open the season. - =. =. :. q. / =
In the "Burlesque Wheel" this sea-
son will be five theaters which will be
practically new. Altogether there are
as many theaters as companies. 40.
cording to the figures obtained from
Sam A. Scribner, president of the
Travelling Managers association, there
will be about 1000 players employed
in responsible burlesque companies
that will 60 out this season. The high
class vaudeville talent accompanying
these companies is the best that can
be procured. /
The Star theater, st. Paul, and the
Dewey, Minneapolis, are included in
this circuit and open for the regular
season Aug. 81.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1904-10-01
T0mbS of Ancient EQYpt

The excavations which were begun
at Beniasan, on the east bank of the
Nile, some two hundred miles above
Cairo, in December, 1902, have now
been completed. There have been
discovered and searched in the ne
cropolis extending along the face of
the limestone cliff 887 tombs, includ-
ing that of Sebek Hetepa, $500 B. c.,
together with it's curious funeral mod
els Each burial chamber was formed
of a recess at the base Of a square
shaft, occasionally at depth of thirty
feet, hewn in the solid rock and care
fully filled in. BY this careful means
the body of the deceased was preserv-
ed from disturbance. This type of
burial antedates the mummification
period; but it was found in the case
Of two bodies, that decay had been
arrested by the wrappings, which
were found still intact. Each tomb
contained wood sarcophagus, with
the lines of religious formulate and
text inscribed upon it the orthodox
hieroglyphics, and with the head
pointing to the north and the painted
"eyes of Osiris" toward the east.
The sarcophagus was surrounded
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1904-10-01

with large number of little wooden
models representing river and sail
ing boats, a granary, a group of per-
sons baking, man brewing, a man
leading an OK, a girl carrying brace
of birds In her hands and basket on
her head. Notwithstanding the ex-
IRENE age-believed to be four thou.
sand years-Of these curious relics.
they were found to be in remarkable
state of preservation, the oarsmen in
the galleys leaning upon their oars
and the paint still bright and clean,
The ceremonies attending the inter.
ment of woman we're slightly dis.
similar, the departed lady being pro.
vided with a basket of toilet reoui.
sites.
These curious little models were
buried in accordance with the ancient
Egyptian religious rites, in order to
provide the departed one with the
necessaries for future life. One high.
ly interesting discovery was made in
the course of these excavations-an
exact counterpart Of the modern weav-
ing reed as used in the mills at Wigan.
England, the only difference being
that the ancient Egyptians of 23OO
B. G. used cane teeth instead Of steel
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1904-10-01
: vvoMENrPu0K- DETECTIVES :
11h'ey Cannot BE Relied Upon u Emer.
= ,,svz: E55@ qencies. 4. .S=f5

Ifhey Cannot BE Relied Upon u Emer.
FL ,..S1. gencies. q; 4 I. u
The manager Of an uptown detec-
tive agency, who had warned women
not to reply to his adv rtisement, said
the other day: =;.:. i; !, AZ #1s.
Outside of special lines in depart
ment store work, women do not make
good detectives. They look at facts as
they want +nem to be-, not as they are,
ana work on those lines. They jump
at conclusions quickly and cling to
them beyond all reason. They work
for spectacular effect and not for land
ing the goods. -
"A woman detective is sometimes
successful in entrapping a man, but
there must always be an element of
personal passion or revenge in it. If
this is the case you are not sure of
her.
With their own sex, women
sleuths are not good at all. Clever
women criminals can always play on
their 'credulity and vanity. Women
detectives in fiction, except in the
field of high diplomatic circles, are
untrue to those we find in real life
New York Press.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1904-10-01
Got Even :' It'll Widow

woman without a bathing, suit in her.
luggage we'll, I knew then i had the
widows range and could rout her
horse, foot and dragons. She went
or to the sheltered cove, where the
bathhouse is, and as soon as I was
sure she was in the water hunted up
the man and asked If he didn't want
to go and see the widow swim. OF
course he did, and he said he'd won
dered all along why she didn't go in
bathing. .
I'VE went down and sat right smack
in front Of the bathhouse. The widow
was out in the water padding around
and when she saw me the look she
gave me made ice form all over the
eel-grass. She tried to get us to go
back to the hotel and get her comb
that she'd forgotten, but told her she
could use the one l had in the bath
house. She tried-well, she tried
every way she could think of to get
us to go away, but was bound I'd sit
there until that widow came out of
the water, and I sat as if I'd been
14ailed down. l knew she couldn't
stay in the water forever, because the
tide goes out there and you'd have to
be clam to hide when that happens.
She stuck it out till you could hear
her teeth chattering half block off
and then she came in.
1--WE made way for her to enter the
tathhOuSe and as soon as the man
got one good look at her-my bathing
suit was little short for her-I knew
tie widow was has-been. Stunning
looking she was in full dress, but in
bathing suit she was simply para
lying. If mosquito had lit on one
of her knees he'd have to use the long
distance phone to let his wife on the
other knee know what had become of
him. She was the bowleggedest
widow in nine states. "-Washing
Post.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1904-10-01

i 1T took me a solid week to think
it out, but did it, said the summer
girl. Il paid the widow up for all
she had ever done or expected to do.
I'm staying when I'm not called
home this way to entertain country
cousins, who will insist on coming to
Washington in hot weather-at a
place up on the sound. OF course,
there aren't many men there. and
when one does happen along the wild
oW reaches out and grabs him. I'm not
daft over men, but a summer land
scape isn't complete without a few.
and no OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES widow
has a right to monopolize them when
the supply is SO much less than the
demand. I'm opposed to monopolies
and | set out to turn the widow from
the evil of her ways as soon as I ar
rived.
marked out one dancing man as
my share Of the loot and began to
prepare for war. The widow danced
with that man and walked with him
and talked with him and held hands
m the corner of the gallery, and try
as l might I couldn't get a chance to
tire hostile shot. Bathing up there
is sort of side line. We don't
make blowing horn of it. We Just
sneak off and take to the water when
the tides in. There's no parade about
1t. The widow said that she couldn't
bear This way people have of sitting
around on benches in bathing suits,
and as soon as I heard her l knew
what made her feel that way.
Il took her trail, however, and one
day-a very hot day-when the man
was busy writing letters I asked her
if she didn't want to take my brand
new bathing suit and go in for a dip.
She said she'd enjoy it, though as she
didn't as a rule care for sea bathing
she hadn't brought suit. Now, a
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1904-10-01
HE FORGOT NOTHING.

But Just the Same His Hat Was Miss
ing.
A perspiring man, laden with bun
dies, hustled onto the Hudson river
boat, upset small boy in sailor
suit, carried away half yard of
flounce from the skirt of lady with
purple silk waist and finally brought
up, painting and exhausted, beside
small woman sitting TRANQUILITY on the
after deck.
john"
There, now, l know just what you
are going to say, Jane-that same old
question. My dear, forgot nothing"
But, John"
mo, did not forget to buy the
fruit" He thrust basket of peaches
into her lap. "Nor the toweling!" An
other package followed. Nor the
seven and three-quarters yards Of
cambric!" Another package. Nor
the spool of silk! Nor"
But"
THE rattle, nor"
But, John, dear, will you"
mo, madam, l will not There is
no use in asking. tell you have for
gotten nothing-nothing! Here's the
prescription, and here's the-er-
thingumbob that your mother wanted,
and here's book for Agnes. There
you are. The whole list, not thing
missing"
His wife rescued the 'thingumbob"
from the deck, smiled up into the tri-
umphant face and said:
Eyes, dear, but in which store did
you leave your hat?"
And then the boat started.-New
York Press.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1904-10-01

I did and lived. The pain in my back
was so bad that I could not sleep at
night. could not ride horse, and
sometimes was unable even to ride
in a car. My condition was critical
when I sent for Doan's Kidney Pills.
I used three boxes and they cured me.
Now I can go anywhere and do as
much as anybody, sleep well and
feel no discomfort at all"
A TRIAL FREE-Address Foster
Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. For sale
by all dealers. Price SOC.