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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-09-22
DR.. Lloyd ELECTED
BISHOP OF KENTUCKY
(By Associated Press. J

KY, September 21.--Rev.
DR.. Arthur S. Lloyd, Of New York. sec
rotary OF the Episcopal Board Of Mis-
sions was to-day elected bishop Of the
Protestant Episcopal Diocese Of Ken-
lucky by the Diocese Council.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-09-22
An Expensive Wine.

Wine which makes glad the heart Of
man must give 9 great deal Of happiness
~ 1t is TO pay expenses at slS.75 quart.
and yet, one wine merchant of New York
has lust paid 91.oo9 for butt Of sherry,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-09-22
Richard Calvert Dead.

180 ~ (Ry AssocatGd Press5
Richard Calvert, one OF the best known
Of ,the English cotton spinners and man'
ufacturers, died here to-day,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-09-22
20 NOT NEGLECT THE G HlLpREN.. /,
AZ this season OF the year the first

unnatural looseness Of ohild's bowels
should have immediate attention The
hest III ne that can be given is Chamber
bins ceo,ihlc, Cholera and Darrhoea Rem,
adv. followed by castor oil as directed
With each bottle Of the remedy This
remedy ca always he depended upon. and
when reduced with water and sWeetened
is pleasant to take, Sold ny al drug
gsts ~
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-09-22

There is a school in Philadelphia which
is engaged in the business OF teaching
brides and prospective brides the "chaf
ing dish habit
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-09-22

The price of peace between Russia and
Japan is advancing every day, ana no
man can yet tell which will have to pay
the bill.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-09-22

Captain Richmond Pearson Hobson has
declared that he is no longer candidate
for the glory of office" Other great
men have made similar declara lions af-
ter the returns had all come in.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-09-22

A Brooklyn geosrapher Of some dstinc-
tlon gravely informs us that the Niagara
River will run dry in $500 years. And
them we will not see the beautiful falls
any more. What a pity.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-09-22

Think of circus that will last all win
ter. Surely there is no place like Rich
mond for the small boy.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-09-22

Russia seems not OF know when she
has enough of trouble on her hands. The
bear is inclined to show his teeth at
England because of her dongs in Thi-
bet.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-09-22

One Of the beauties of the present cam
paign Is that the straw vote taker has
not been allowed by the newspapers to
flourish to any alarming extent
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-09-22

Virginia postum hunters are now kept
busy trading dogs. :
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-09-22

Professor Isaac w. Brown has discov-
cred that the beautiful little bird, the
purple martin, is the natural enemy Of
the mosquito. and that one or two of
these birds will destroy an army Of the
insects In day. Richmond can well at
ford to cultivate the friendship Of the pur-
pie martin.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-09-22
AGRIcULTURAL ANp INDUSTRIAL
FAIR ROANOKE, VA, SEPT. 1880. Y

on account above occasion the iNorfolk
and Western Railway Company VIII sell
round "trip tiokets from Richmond at one
fare plus fifty cents, which includes az,
mission to fair, Tickets will DO sold
September goth to 2Sth, ineluslye ana
fur morning train OF the S0th, good for
return passage until October !, 904
Three daily trains In each drsctlon. For
Tickets aud full information APPLY to
Richmond Transfer Company. Ticket
Agent. Byrd Street Station or at COM
pany's office. S3S East Main Street.
JNOsE, WAGNER, g, II. BOSLEf,
City Pass, Agent, Dist. Pass q GEM u
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All Unsigned Communications VII DO
rejected. !, 10
Rejected Communications will not %
returned unless accompanied by stamps
The Globe-republican., 1904-06-23
HOW MAkARoFFs MET DEATH
Ss f. -- q
Japanese Knew His Method Of Sail
R yna, and Laid TIE Trap. ',

A letter from Moscow to the Lon
don Telegraph says: admiral MAX
aroff, unaccustomed, to maneuver a
large squadron in 50 difficult a place
as Port Arthur, frequentlyRhad such
slight mislaps as collisions Of ships,
which, fortunately, entailed no serl.
Gus consequences. Finally he drew
up and stereotyped plan Of maneu-
yers, according to which ships had
to form IN line of battle outside tire
'harbor, each one taking up a specified
place, and from this arrangement he
never departed. The Japanese,
noticing this uniformity, anchored a
contact mine in the position assigned
to the Petropavlosk, and in this way
the disaster was brought about. A
few minutes before the catastrophe
an officer twice requested the admiral
to seek for contact mines, but he
was told to mind his own business.
The officer repeated the warning a
third time and Makaroff ordered him
to go away Immediately under threat
of punishment" sfs% 20 d.
The Globe-republican., 1904-06-23
MakInu Pictures,

Do you ever shut your eyes and
make pictures? Not dream pictures
at first, but dark, plutonian, stygian,
subterranean pictures, photographed
on the eye.lid? Then the light breaks
IL. eyer 50 little with Its rosy silhou.
cites and prismatic shadings, and
paints upon the canvas grottcs Of
pearl and amber, rose-banks like the
setting of the sun, rich vlstas that
Stretch far backward to darkness and
oblivion! And then the dreaming
comes! How wildly your mind car.
ries you into the realms where
hashish writes the stories ofVtriumph
and success, keeping pace withs the
beautiful colorings on 'sthe eye-lid
background! All the glories of dream
land are yours, and you sail under an
amaranthine sky In an opalescent
boat on a sapphlflne sea Of lowell.
ness. Then you open your eyes!
With flash the pictures, real and
imaginary, are gone and only the
light Of mediocre life confronts you!
Try 1t. lisa rest cure, anyhow.
y l.
The Globe-republican., 1904-06-23
GoRMAN AS SENATE PAGE.
Youthful Prank Of Statesman Recent
Iy Brought tosLight.

Workmen engaged in moving some
hanglngs in the supreme court room
in the capital at Washington recently
discovered the name, Arthur P. Cor
man." cut in one Of the marble col.
umns. In 1852 the present supreme
court room was the senate chamber,
and Arthur P. German had just been
appointed a senate page. This work
with his penknife indicates assurance
on the part Of this 13-year-old Mary
land youngster, remarkable even in a
senate page boy, and senate page
boys as class fear neither men,
princes nor potentates, nor do they
respect Any power other than the'ser-
,geant At arms, But few Of thenlSde.
face the capitol with their penknives
in quite such conspicuous fashion. All.
thur P. German at 10, however, evil
IDENTIFY intended to miss no opportuni.
ties to leave an Impression Of his
presence behind him. He is said to
have been no paragon as a, page boy,
but a very ordinary, active, mlschier
Gus youngster, .aags "A
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DARTMOUTH TO LAY STONE.
Descendant Of EngIshman AfterWhom
College Was Named,

Lord Dartmouth will lay the founda.
ton stone Of the new building to be
erected by the alumni Of Dartmouth
college I'll place Of the one burned
some time ago, The present earl is
the fourth, a direct descendant Of the
man after whom the college was
named by Dr.. Wheelock, Its first pres
ident. His lordship has the right to
bear the arms Of the first president Of
the United States-three stars and two
stripes-for the first Lord Dartmouth
was a son Of Elizabeth Washington,
eldest daughter and chief heiress Of
Sir William Washington Of Packing
ton, Leicestershire. The earl has de-
voted recent years to literary and his
torical research, and his services have
been appreciated by King Edward,
who has appointed him one Of the
members of the royal commission on
historical manuscripts.
The Globe-republican., 1904-06-23
RELIGION AND, THEsLAw. "
One Effect Of Enactment Of the Mas
N sachusetts Legislature.

AT the Columbia university com.
1nencement, luncheon Dean Van Am.
ringe, who presided, referred playfully
and under bis breath, between
courses, to the sfatt that the Massa.
ychusetts legislature had granted THE.
right to the Young Meh's Christian as
ISOLATION to oonfsFshe degreelofbach.
elor Of laws yToo bad that Ben
Bdtler did not I'VE " know 81 IT." he
observed. II would have been a
pleasant reflection to him that the bay
state, always tlrst In public virtue,
should recognize the connection be-
tween religion and law" Precisely
SO" rejoined his ineighbor. "And now
1t Is possible to place on a Boston
tombstone the words, Here lies law,
yer and a Christian without going to
the trouble of putting two men into
one grave l& f
The Globe-republican., 1904-06-23
Not a Practical Politician.

a Senator Depew addressed Yale stu.
dents a few days ago, his subject We.
ing politics. His speech was pitched
An high key, and some of his audit
ors took note Of this fact, HThat was
. beautiful speech, senator" said .
reckless junior in the evening. But
we feel ourselves incapable Of apply.
ing your theories to actual1ife. Won't
you give us a Notwithstanding,
senator, II you please, on practical
polltics?D But the Roman-featured'
statesman answered only: Good
Lord! That's not in my line. You
should call on the highest living au-
thority-Thomas G. Platt,' 6s,
The Globe-republican., 1904-06-23
JAaAN's MlsRULE IN KOREA.
Probability That She viii Avoid For
lner Mistakes. IT,.

Once again Japan finds herself In
control Of Korea, land of the morn
ing freshness" This is by no means
a new experience for Japan. 1t was
in the third century A. D. that the
empress regent of Japan herself led
an expedition against Korea. From
that time TO the end Of the fourteenth
century, with a few Interruptions, the
relations Of Korea to Japan we're
those Of vassal to suzerain.s4 Then
China came into ascendancy and from
that time on up to the war of 1894
she retained the principal control Of
the hermit kingdom. That war end
ed Chinese suzerainty in Korea and
gave to Japan the control Of coun,
try which 1t had coveted for centur-
les. .,thrt tI. }.aIhai "a
But the Japanese showed little wis
dom or moderation in their treat
ment Of the Koreans. The admirer
of the Jap must pass over the period
from 1894 to 1897 with closed eyes
lest his confidence in the intelligence
of Japanese statecraft receive a Sc,
we're blow. Korea was ruled with
high hand. Business and political
morality were thrown to the wind, the
public Offices became more corrupt
than before, if such a thing were pos
sible in a country cursed for cen,
turtles by a system Of official corrup-
tion for which 1t would be difficult to
find a parallel. ar n
At the same time a series Of the
most drastic reforms was instituted
and Korea shuddered with horror at
the dissertation OF Its most revered
customs and traditions, Japan fat
tered with its brilliant military sue
cess, became irrational. She insisted
upon the abolition of the Korean
method Of wearing the hair, The
king was made to cut off his topknot
and the people were compelled to do
the same. The queen, a bitter enemy
Of Japan, was murdered, the Japanese
minister being an accessory to the
outrage, Then the terrified king fled
to the Russian embassy for protec.
ton, q mob Of Koreans murdered the
agents Of Japan in the higher official
positions, and the uprising swept Ja-
pan from tho Korean courts. Russia
become the dominant influence.
Now the fortunes Of war have CIV
en- Korea 10 the Japanese once. more.
It is to be hoped that they will profit
by their former experience and rule
Korea with moderation. The art Of
governing a colony lies in non-inter'
ference with the non-essentlals and
concentration upon the essentials
The Japanese are quick to learn. 1t
is to be hoped that in their future
treatment Of Korea they will not
make the mess Of things they did in
lS94!'7. A' N' = NY sa'
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Helen eouId's Fame Widespread

~
Miss, Helen Gould seems to be world
famous. While at'theF"city Of Jeru-
salem," In the worlds fair grounds at
st. Louis, the other day, one Of the
party with which she was asked the
Nazarene guide, saffouri, IL he had
ever heard Of Helen Gould "0h,
yes,g ihe replied. "She is a great
American woman, a philanthropist
and a Christian Where did you
hear Of her, In Palestine or in Amer
lear Saffouri was asked. In Pales-
tine, many, many times, and In Amer
tea since | came over" no said.
The Globe-republican., 1904-06-23
BACK FROM FOOL FEAT.
Man Who Crossed Ocean In Seven.
teen-Foot Dory Home Again. =

Capt. Ludwig Eisenbaum, the lone
navigator who crossed the Atlantic
from Boston in a seventeen.foot dory,
has come back to New York as a
member of the crew of the Red Star
line steamship Kroonland, from Ant.
werp. He brought his dory with him,
and 1t is said that both will be seen
later at the st, Louis exposition. The
captains trip was almost q constant
fight with death, Twice he was sight.
ed in mid,Atlantic by passing steam.
ships, and the skipper Of one vessel
spent considerable time urging him
to abandon his perllous undertaking
He had several narrow escapes from
drowning and once he lost nearly all
of his provisions. Z 9s,essas y
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Diagnosing a Case.

Diagnosing a Case.
IT'S strange how like very Ounce,
Man, with his bumps upon his sconce,
Has lived SO long, and yet no knowledge
he
Has had, till lately, Of Phrenology- :
A science that by simple dint Of
Head comblng he should find a hint Of,
When scratching DER those little pole
! hills 7A'ti grF r4.f
The faculties thrown up like mole hills"
EiEi ff f'3 Hood.
For every pink tea in this world
there is at least one course of aloe
soup. Bobbing along a Wisconsin
countryside in ali electric car, an at
dicted and aged farmer was the cynos-
ure of all eyes. His lower lip, eaten
and distorted by a malignant growth,
was most nauseatlng 10 the ordinary
observer. Yet afiiction'has its fascina-
ton to the unaffected, and the passen-
gers started.
With the freedom Of the rural dis
tricts passenger ELECTED the infor-
nation that the doctors had disagreed
in diagnosis of the affection. One
said 1t was cancer and another
vowed 1t was not. One thought it was
scrofula and seven others who took
the old mans money for torturing
him, declined to put themselves on
record. .t. :
When Mr.. Buttinski boarded the
car, he began to butt Immediately
Whats that Oh your lip uncle?'
making grab for the farmers chin.
"How long have you had 1t? NV
Mine years? Cant be q cancer,
then, Or 1t would have eaten you up
by that Tine examining the ulcerous
parts carefully. W
The passengers listened. H
Must be DOCTOR" said one travel
ing man to another.
"I'll tell you what that Is" bawled
Mr.. Buttinski, that's scrofula!"
The passengers were all attention.
The farmer was visibly impressed.
what shall | do for it?" he asked
|helplessly. "a
mo way to cure that, only to live
right Eat right! Er'-noting his
audience-"of course 1t may be a call
GER" still lingering the old mans
head; 81 don't know about that SRI
not doctor, you see. I'm only &
head-reader, a phrenologlst, | feel Of
the"
Here the. blatant Mr.. Buttinski
caught the disguised look of the audi.
ence and stopped short, just as the fat
travelling man blurted out; ssq n
81" "A head.readsr? GraciousI thought
you were at least a piano-tuner!"
The crowd laughed approvingly but
the farmer, poor devil, sat stolidly
mute and sorrowful! Another dag.
nosis had gone wrong! 4
The Globe-republican., 1904-06-23
Bourke Cochran to Marry?

1t is rumored that Bourke Cochran
will not remain widower much long
err. His name Is being coupled with
that Of Mrs. Adolf Ladenburg, the
handsome widow Of the banker, but
then the gossips find a new sutton
for Mrs. Ladenburg every few months.
However, Mr.. Cockran's liking for her
Is not concealed, and at the Grave
send race track he Is her shadow Mr..
Cochran Is one Of the most distin-
gulshed looking men on Long Island.
The Globe-republican., 1904-06-23
NRSL.CA Zl225

A great sensation is promised when
Mrs. Lawrence Phipps, wife Of the
Pittsburg millionaire, answers "
court to his suit filed against her In
Denver for divorce.
Mrs. Phipps, who charges that her
husband stole away from her by force
her two daughters and took them
with him to Denver, where they now
are, declares that she will make q
bitter fight to regain possession Of
her children,
The children, under an order Of the
Denver courts, are temporarily In
charge of their father, but Mrs
Phipps says the sensational charges
The Globe-republican., 1904-06-23
HIS PERIOD Of LEISURE.
Work as Organizer Completed, Won
MoItke Waited for War. ! 2

Talk of army reorganization recalls
a story told Of Won Moltke, the great
German military master. who held
that when war begins the work Of the
organizer ceases. In 1870, a few days
after the mobilization Of the Germany
army had been ordered, a friend Of
Won Moltke, who was anxious to see
him on important business, called up
on him in some trepidation of mind,
expecting to find him overwhelmed
with work.. He was shown into the
counts study and found him lying on
a sofa reading French novel, "You
could not have come at a better time,
my dear fellow" was his welcome.
my work was ended when mobiiza-
ton was ordered. | begin again When
we move to the 'front.'" 4ssNel
The Globe-republican., 1904-06-23

To Richard Mansfield an enthusi
astlc woman admirer had paid trib.
ute Of praise, adding. y suppose, cir,
that when in the spirit Of those great
roles you forget your real self for
days" Eyes, madam, for days, as
well as nights, 1t is then | do those
dreadful things-trample on the up,
turned features Of my leading lady
and hurl tenderloln steaks at wait
ers.' "And you do not know Of 1t at
all?" mot a solitary thing, madam,
until | read the papers next day.
The Globe-republican., 1904-06-23

she will make from the witness stand
against her millionaire husband will
turn the tide Of affairs and result in
her being given absolute control Of
her daughters.
Lawrence G. Phipps is a nephew Of
Henry Phipps Of the billion-dollar
steel trust, |he nephew was form
erly treasurer. Of e. the Carnegie Steel
Company and his fortune is estimated
at s2O,OO0,0O0. His wife was Miss
Genevleve Chandler, daughter Of a
former governor, The couple were
married six years ago. The family es.
arrangement Is laid to A. Hart Mckee,
the wife's cousin, who recently went
abroad on the same steamer with her.
The Globe-republican., 1904-06-23
The Genera! Utility Consul.

In those larger towns In Turkey
where England is represented by a
consul, that official Is looked upon as
a sort Of court Of appeals by Chris.
tlans. Armenlans, Bulgarlans, Mace.
domains and even Jews, who have
probably never heard an English
word spoken, will appeal to the Brit,
ish consul when In difficulties. and he
rarely refuses his kind Offices. In or,
binary cases his unofficial backing Of
the "giaours" Is effective \ Z
The Globe-republican., 1904-06-23
MoReAN's COAT OF ARMS.


J. Plerpont Morgan is gifted with q
great deal more Of humor than Is gen
orally known. Not long ago, while in
London, he was introduced to lady
Who made some pretensions to peer
age Pardon me" said this lady
haughtily, TO which Morgans do you
lbelong?" "0h, we are an independent
branch replied Mr.. Morgan, slyly,
'but, we date back to the Norman
Kings t"Ah, then you have a coat Of
arms?" Mr.. Morgan dug down into
his pocket and brought forth a shin
ing American $40 gold piece. This
he said, lis our coat Of arms; a few
other families have adopted the same
emblem. But" he continued, conf
dentially, I'VE are gathering them In
as fast as possible"
The Globe-republican., 1904-06-23
German Historian Dead.

The death Is reported from Jena Of
Dr. Ottokar Lorenz, a well-known' his
torlan. He began by studying law,
but after 1850 philology and history
claimed his attention. He was made
professor Of history at Vienna in 1860,
and was employed on the state
archives, but lost the latter position
in consequence Of his political views
In 1885 he went to Jena as professor
His contributions to German and
Austrian history were numerous and
valuable. s
The Globe-republican., 1904-06-23
]. D. RocKEFELLER's WEALTH.
Enormous Amount Of Money His, Or
Under His Control.

! News that John D. Rockefeller has
succeeded in starting a $25OO,OOO,OOO
mining combination naturally evokes
the question. How much money is he
worth and how much money does lie
control?
Well informed gossip has credited
/. him with a fortune Of $1,OOO,OOO,O
He is the chief stakeholder Of the
Standard Oil Company. He has con-
trolling interest in more than half a
dozen other corporations Of enormous
dividend earning capacity In addi-
ton he has heavy minority interests
lin nearly a score Of other rich enter
Z prises.s According 70 fnanciers Mr.,
Rockefeller has controlling interests,
H.
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in the following corporations:


lUtul
He has heavy minority interests in
United States Steel, Colorado Fuel and
Iron, United States Leather, Consolidated
Gas, international Harvester, New York
Central, Pennsylvania, Missouri Pacific
Wisconsin Central, and others.
Among the Officers Of all these
CORPORATIONS the name Of John -.
Rockefeller figures only once-ss
president Of the Standard OIL Com
pany In Missouri Pacific, Colorado
Fuel and Iron, and American Linseed,
stocks the name Of Johns D. Rockefel-
Ter Jr. stands in the directorate as the
representative Of the father William
Rockefeller is another name probably
to represent his brothers interests on
OCCASION Nospns may guess how
many. names of confidential clerks do
service in This capacity. 81
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"This Is the kind q weather we
like to layin bed at night and think
how nice 1t would be to get up at G a.
m. and NOV the lawn says an Iowa
humorist. A bed is no place to 'lay'
in, The Hawkeye humorist should
crawl under the barn with the ether
hens when he lays" fslg
The Globe-republican., 1904-06-23

Some men profess to having seen
heaven in woman's eyes, And, judg.
ing from the number Of sightseers,
tho assertions Of paradise found are
taken without grain Of salt by thu
others, NJ
The Globe-republican., 1904-06-23

The city man dreams about the
country and his dreams are soothing
and filled with soft. sweet Lydlan
melodies that thrill. The great day
comes at last! Hetakesthe fast train,
rides in the Omnibus to the town,
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takes shanks' horses and trudges out
into the glorious beatitudes Of Nature.
Down on the grass he flops to realize
that glorious dream-and a bug crawls
into his ear! All, such is lifel Even
the wild apple blossoms have gnats in
their perfumed cups! WY \