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The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-08-01

Guthrie Lodge No. 2, X. Of P. Meets
every Friday night in Castle hall. cor
ner of First and Harrison.
L. s. Page, L. o. LytIe,
X. of r. e. s. c. G.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-08-01

Co. A, First Rest. OK. N. c. Meets
every Wednesday night at 1880 in
Armory aan. 10 West Harrison avenue.
c. E. Dunnea. Captain.
C. S. curran, Orderly Sergeant.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-08-01

Oklahoma Eneampment No. I, !. o.
o. F. Meets every Wednesday night
at 1870 o'clock, at Odd Fellows hall.
w. Il. KeIso, P. G.
n. A, Herwia, Scribe.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-08-01

Guthrie Lodge No. 42s 3. P. o. E.
Meets the second and fourth Tues'
day nights Of each month In Elk hall
Il. w. Penteeost, E. r.
J. Foueart. Secretary.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-08-01

The farmer cometh into town,
And says he feeleth very dry,
A load Of hay he bringeth down
And taketh home a load of rye.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-08-01

others are very apt to overlook their
own.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-08-01

Guthrie Chapter No. ?, Order Of tho
Eastern Star. Meets in the Masonic
Temple every second and fourth Fri
day evenings in each month.
p. N. |. Ray, w. NJ.
N. &. harrington, SECRETARY.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-08-01

Mrs. Buggins--"Yes, and / dare say
she gets the best Of the butcher"
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-08-01

Renfrow Division No. 3, Uniform
Rank. K. Ct P. Meets second anu
fourth Monday nights at Armory hall.
G. Z. Dunniea, Captain.
AZ = Nag--. n.oz.ao-
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-08-01

Naomi Rebekah Lodge No. 2, !. o.
o. r. Meets first third Thursday
nights of every month in Odd Fellows
hall.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-08-01

The cheap cigar with a bad wrap
per is a sort Of rank outsider
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-08-01

Mrs. Muggins-'Mrs. skinhynt says
that when she goes TO the butchers
she always gets the best Of meat
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-08-01

Eva Merton, Noble Grand.
Sadie Mathis, Secretary.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-08-01

Guthrie commanaery No. knights
Templar. Meets every Wednesday
evening at 1880 at their Asylum in
the Masonic Temple. Visiting Sir
Knights always welcome.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-08-01

Blo5hs-"So you patronize the races
eh9 Did you ever go broker" Slobbs-
mo. but I've come home that way"
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-08-01

Il doesn't take an incubator to hatch
a plot.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-08-01

Guthrie Lodge No. ], A. o. u. W.
meets every Thursday night in the
new Masonic hall, on East Oklahoma.
Visiting brothers welcome.
E. X. Ruthven, NJ. w.
W. ). Leathermans Recorder.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-08-01

Men who imagine the world owes
them living try to collect it a Loaf
at a time.
If a man is hard on his children be
is usually an easy mark for his gran0
children.
LODGE DIRECTORY.
Guthrie lodge No. 3, !. o. o. r.
Meets every Monday night at 1880
o'clock at Odd Fellows hall, corner
First and Harrison avenue.
}. E. Peterson, Noble Grand.
X. L. stroush, Secretary.
Oklahoma Eneampment No. I, |. o.
o. F. Meets every Wednesday night
at 1870 o'clock, at Odd Fellows hall.
w. II. KelsO, P. c.
Il. A. Herwie, Scribe.
p~4a-- - .,zLen
CANTON GUTHRIE No. S, Patri.
areh's Militant, I. o. o. F. Regular
assembly every second Thursday night
in each month in Odd Fellows hall.
Visiting Chevaliees welcome.
Walter Whitney, Com'dt
F. S. Bones, Clerk.
Naomi Rebekah Lodge No. 2, !. o.
0. r. Meets first third Thursday
nights of every month in Odd Fellows
hall.
Eva Merton, Noble Grand.
Sadie Mathis, Secretary.
Co. A, First Rest. OK. N. c. Meets
every wednesday night at 1880 in
Armory Aan. 10 West Harrison avenue.
c. E. Dunnlea, Captain.
C. S. curran, Orderly Sergeant
Renfrow Division No. 3, Uniform
Rank. X. CT P. Meets second anu
fourth Monday nights at Armory hall.
G. Z. Dunniea, Captain.
w. 7. Warren, Recorder
Guthrie Lodge No. 2, X. Of p. Meets
every Friday night in Castle hall. cor
ner Of First and Harrison.
L. s. Page, L. o. Lytle,
X. of r. G. s. c. c.
Woodmen Of the World, Guthrie
Camp No. 8. Meets every Tuesday al
1880 p. m, in the woodmen hall over
Spencer hardware store. Visiting
woodmen welcome.
Wm. Connolly, Con. Com.
Hartranitt Post No. 8, c. A. =.
Meets on first and third Fridays n
each month at 1880 p. m. in hall over
Spencers hardware store Visiting
comrades always welcome.
J. NJ. Barnthouse, Post Com
NJ. l.. Mock, Adiutant.
Guthrie Lodge No. 42e 3. P. o. E.
Meets the second and fourth Tues'
day nights Of each month In Elk hall
Il. w. Penteeost, E. r.
}. Foueart. Secretary.
Guthrie Chapter No. ?, Order Of ths
Eastern Star. Meets in the Masonic
Temple every second and fourth Fri
day evenings in each month.
p. N. L. Ray, W. NJ.
N. E. harrington, Secretary.
Guthrie commansery No. knights
Tsmplar. Meets every Wednesda,
evening at 1880 at their Asylum il
the Masonic Temple Visiting sil
Knights always welcome.
{. o. r. N. Meets every Tuesds.
might in X. of p hall. Visiting chief
J always welcome.
Frank 3. sarser, sachem.
n. c. Barney, Chief o. Records.
Guthrie Lodge No. ], A. o. u. "
meets every Thursday night in tn
/ new Masonic hall, on East oklahoms
Visiting brothers welcome.
e. X. Ruthven, NJ w.
W. !. Leatherman. Recordel
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-08-01

l. o. r. N. Meets every Tuesday
night in X. Of P. hall Visiting chiefs
always welcome
Frank B. saEaer, sachem.
n. c. Barney, Chief o, Records.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-08-01

Some people count their chicken
before they are hatohed, and some ey
en- before the eggs are laid
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-08-01

\. A. Herwis, Scribe.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-08-01

W. T. Warren, Recorder.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-08-01

Love IS blind. bat never hopeIessIy
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-08-01

The Girl to watch is the one that
acts as if she didn't need it.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-11-20

coorse an oncultivated man. But in America he stands high fir good taste an larnin'.. We regard his iliction as a great triumph fr tn Anglo-Saxop race. So long as Sicrety Hay can re- strain his longin' to rayturn to his home an continue to sit on Capt. Ros- enfelt's head, tn two countries will be bound together in a way that will double our joys an almost good enough fir amy office iv a parochial nature in this counthry, remains in charge iv tn governmint at Wash'nton, 1t can have our frindship with all that this i'm plies. Afther that we hope to have our tariff again thim in wurrukin' or dher an we won't care. We await re- turns firm tn city iv Texas an tn State iv Ohio, Massachusetts, befure maxim amy further commInt.'
 So ye see. Hinnissy, twas tn Anglo Saxon vote that did it. I see now what tn prisidint was up to whin he slnt fir Cassidy iv tn Clan-na-Gael. The Clan-na- Gael is wan iv tn strongest Anglo-Saxon organyzations we have. It's whole purpose is to improve Anglo Saxon civilyzation be ilivatin It. There's on'l wan way to do 1t an that's tn way they do. Tn raison Cassidy an Kelly an Murphy an Burke am Shea an all tn boys up an down tn
 
 cause they ar-re Anglo-Saxon. Tn A. O. H. which. iv coorse, ye know names All or HEinglishmen, was fr Rosen- felt f'r tn same raison. So 1t was with tn Anglo-Saxon turnvereins an sang erfests. Me frind Schwartzmeister down the sthreet voted fir RoSenfeIt because iv his sthrong feelin' in favor iv cimintin' tn alliance between tn two nations. An he was ilicted. hear.
 T wonder how he'll threat the Ang- lo-Saxon firm now on. I'm proud iv bein' a mimbeF iV that gr-reat race, now that me attintion has been called to it. Gawd bless Anglo-Saxony. says with all me heart It has made us a free counthry. But in handin' around tn medals afther tn victhry, I fain wud see a few pinned to manly coats that were not made in Bond sthreet. Give all tn branches iv that noble herd a chance
 But this is tn way it usually goes: About a year befure iliction a man be tn name iv Shehan or Sullivan or Casey makes up his mind that it's about time to think iv nommynatin' somebody fir tn prisidincy. He looks around him an havin' wanst run acrost a fellow in tn lisilachure firm down tn State somewhere that niver made a speech. he jumps aboord a thrain an tears off rr tn country. After some hours he finds a man that can steer him to tn home iv tn peo- ple's choice. Judge Silas Higgins. Tn judge rayceives him in tn barn cn account iv tn family an accepts tn call firm tn people. He's surprised he hadn't heerd 1t befure. Casey says tn 'counthry Is fairly rfngin' with it. Casey comes back to town an takes off his coat am goes to wur-ruk. He argues an pleads an palavers an punches together a majorit iv votes in tn manetime keepin' Judge Hig- gins chained down at home an feedin him firm time to time with canned principles. Tn judge Is nommyna,ed an makes a whirlwind campaign. He supplies tn wind an Casey supplies tn whirl. Ivrybody takes a kick at Casey. Tn opposition papers ar-re tn favor. iv hangin' him. Tn .pa-apers iv his own party lament that tn cam paiEn shud be in tn hands iy such a
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-11-20
Money Wasted7
 Health Gone2
After Doctors Have Acknowledged Their Failure, We Say G. F. P. VIII Positively Cure-YOur Money
 Back if 1t Doesn't.

It's a pretty hard matter in these days to make a sick, despairing woman believe that there Is really one remedy which will positively cure those dis eases and weaknesses peculiar to the sex She has probably "doctored'' un- til purse and patience are both exhaust ed-has tried first one reputed remedy after another-but always with the same result-failure-and if you are one of these, we address you in sym pathetic confidence.
 G. F. P. (Gerstle's Female Panacea) Is no new, untried preparation. It has stood the test of years and has cured thousands. In cases of prolapsus (falling of the womb), irregular. pain iul or suppressed periods. ovarian troubles. etc. 1t has no equal. You don't have to take our word for 1t either-get a one dollar bottle from your druggist-use 1t carefully As di rected. then if you can conseientiousIy say you have not been benefited take the empty bottle back to the man who sold It to you and he will instantly re- sund your dollar.
 If your druggist cannot supply you Vend us one dollar direct and We will Bend you a bottle express prepaid. If you feel that your case presents any peculiar features that you need advice, write to the Ladies Health Club. care bf the Gerstle Medicine Co. Chatta- aooga. Tenn, and your letter will be answered and the very best advice free y given by experienced and sympa . Bhetic women. sI-&Ad-fri>
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-11-20

'swell. sir" said MT. Dooley, I'm happy to see how glad ivryoodX IS about what happened to ye week ago last Choosdah."
 Much I care what they think" said Mr. Hennessy.
 Well, it's a great consolation in be- reavement," said MT. Dooley, Ito know that ye'er sorrow is a soorce iv joy to others. All tn wurruld is glad ye got it where ye did. Tn Czar turned 9 summersault whin he heerd tn news. Tn King iv Italy has not got home since iliction night. Tn prisidint iv France called on Gin'ral Porther an kissed him fir tn prisidint. Tn prisi- dint iv Colombia illuminated tn off cyal palace an tillygrafted askin' f there was annything Prisidint Rosen- felt cud do to him that hadn't been done. Tn German Impror sat down an wrote tn followin' cable: Con gratylations on ye'er iliction as kaiser iv tn well-born American people. May ye'er reign be long an happy. Toum felix fastumque barazza,' which is Latin f'r Why can't we be friends?
 But tn mos enthusyastic enthusy asm was in England. On hearin' tn glad news on tn Saturdah followin tn iliction, tn king sint f'r Ambassadure Choate who came as fast as his hands an knees wud carry him. ArrIvin' at Buckin ham palace. his majesty gracy- ously extinded his foot an ordhered him to convey his thanks to his lille subjicks acrost tn sea. Tn English pa-apers almost wint crazy with ap- proval. Says wan iv thim: 'Thaydoor Rosenfelt Is not a statesman in tn English since. He wud not compare with our ChamberIains or aven Markses. He is of more vulgar type Judged be tn English standards, he is
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-11-20

man whin there are such pathrites as Perkins sn' Sanders who ought to be at headquarthers. They are at head quarthres ony tn papers don't know 1t. They ar-re at headquarthers an Casey Is rehearsin' thim in their speeches an showin' thim whore to mark their ballots.
 "On iliction day Casey fixes it up with his frind Mulligan in New York oBrien in Saint Looey. Mulcahey in Boston, o'Shay in Hartford. Butler in Buffalo, Doherty In San Francisco, Dor ney in New Orleans. Hennessy in Co., lumbus. Sullivan in Chicago an McGann in Keokuk an Judge Higgins is trium- phantly ilicted. Tn mornin afthcr iliction Casey larns that tn raysult Is looked upon as a triumph fr an Anglo Saxon policy. He don't shout himself hoorse over that because his on'y ac- quaintance with an Anglo-Saxon policy was whin his family was dhriven out iv tn County Kerry be a bailiff with an Anglo-Saxon bludgeon, but he goes over to see tn judge. Well, Casey. says he, T done very we'll he says. 'Ye did fr fact, says Casey. It was a great triumph f'r me- says the judge I think what knocked thim was me last speech in Hoboken.' It was a great vote-getter.' says Casey. We'll says tn judge. I cant spare ye amy more time today. me humble friend he says. I'm busy maxim up me cap : net he says. I have decided to applnt tn Hon'rable Peabody Perkins iv tn District iv Columbia, sicrity iv state He is partic'larly fitted f'r tn place, havin' spint all but tn las six weeks iv his life in England. His appintmiht is endorsed be Tn London Times; Il | have aIso,' he says. offered tn Joo " Sicrity iv tn Inteeryor to tn Hon raoLe t Ponsonby Sanderson. He Is th hlsn chief guy in tn Lille Orange Loage an
 will know jus how to handle tn pupllc school question:, he says Thank ye, says Casey. T have tn names N ie~ fellows that have wurruked nara an I'd like to find places f'r thim. nc says, My man. says tn judge 'dy ran. rallte that ye ar-re talkin to th Frlsiuln. ilict iv these United States ne say ,.. If I did not feel kindly tord ye ye'er arnest, if sometimes mlssuloeu efforts in me behalf. l "ud nave y
 raymoved be tn dure-keeper, ne sayS' ,s AS 1t is,' he says. 'ye can sind tn tn apPi1, p ,h, cations iv' ye'er frinds to tn cIerA W Aa S Civil sarvice Commission who mas
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-11-20
A Counties. on the Stage.

real German countess VIII be in Montgomery Thanksgiving Day.
 She will come here. not to see the beauties of the city or to visit the so- ciety people, but simply as a hard working actress, who will endeavor to amuse theatre-goers by her impersona- tion of the leading role in The Bur gomaster.
 This interesting personality is Olga Regina, Countess von Hatzfeldt, and she is a first cousin of the Prince von HatzfeIdt. whose marriage a few years ago to the daughter of the late Collis P. Huntington. the great railway mag nate. was a subject of international discussion.
 Miss von Hatzfeldt. for she does not use her title in advertising herself on the stage, has had a somewhat roman tic history. In 1876 Edmond, Count von HatzfeIdt, became involved in an unfortunate duel in Germany with brother officer, and fled to this coun- try. He met, wooed and married Anna Auer, a German actress playing in Chicago
 The child. Olga Regina, was the re- suit of this union. Soon after her birth the Count died. When the little Countess was a very young girl. mat ters went from bad to worse with the family. The mother became Ill and the daughter had to support her. She went to Mir. Huntington's office to ask a letter of introduction to theatrical managers. Mir. Huntington informed her that he had never been in thea tre in his life.
 Then" says Miss von Hatzfeldt, "he told me that I ought not to sully the fair name of von Hatzfeldt by going on the stage. I replied that the name was my own and that I must earn my living and that as my few talents seemed to lie in that direction l thought 1t best. ! q got a place without his aid, and have never been sorry. though It mas been a hard and long struggle"
 Miss von Hatzfeldt is said to be an actress of rather remarkable personal magnetism" She Is playing the char acter of Willie von Astorbilt' in The Burgomaster."
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-11-20

hearse the dagger duel. The stage was occupied by carpenters and the actors adjourned to Mir. Arey's room at the hotel to go over the sensational piece of stage business"
 Armed with daggers the actors be- gan the rehearsal, which soon became trife too realistic, for Mir. Arey ac- cidentally received cut in his fore head which bled profusely.
 In quest of bandages for his friend, Mir. Driscole opened the door and rushed down the hall to his own apart ment. A young lady boarder. who happened to be passing the door at the time took the situation in at a glance, but knowing nothing of the cause therof, she hastened to the of- flee and informed the clerk that a man had been assaulted with knife in room No. 6S. The clerk lost his head and pulled the police call, and fin an incredibly short space of time the office was in an uproar.
 When the officers arrived they reach- ed the neighbornood of Mir. Arey's just as MT. Driscole made another nasty exit for more bandages. He was conducted to the ofice, despite his attempt at explanation and Identified by the young woman. Then the off, cers still refusing to listen to his
 
 them to headquarters.
 In the meantime MT. Arey, who was wondering what detained his friend went to a nearby drugstore and had his wound dressed. Returning to the hotel ne learned of Mir. Driscoles predicament and hastened to his aid
 The officials were 10th to believe that the cut was not given and received in a quarrel, and Charles H. Young. manager of the company and Mana ger Henry L. DeGive had to take a hand before they were finally con- vinced.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-11-20
T11r. Dccley on tbe
 ''Hn0lc-$axon Criumpb''
BY F. P. DUNNE.

 by
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-11-20
harge iv tn day laborers.' he says.

charge iv tn day laborers.' he says.
 An there ye ar-re. Why do boys go to Harvard an Yale? Is 1t because iv Eliot an Hadley or because iv Hur- ley an Hogan? l read tn accounts iv tn fut-balI game. Tn line up was as follows: Hogan, Rafferty, Murphy, McGuire, Hurley, CoOney. Shevlin. Null doon, Cassidy, Peabody, Van Renseller. Afther fifteen minyits Peabody retired. At tn end iv twinty minyits Van Rem seller was called out be his ma Flah- erty an Hinissy in. Hogan through guard. Murphy pushes Mcclure through tackle. Cooney slams Salton- stall on tn ground an breaks his back Shevlin throws Witherspoon over tn fcnce. An so on till me eyes fill with tears an l have dhreams iv invadin Canada with an ar-rmy iv young Anglo-Saxon fut-ball scholars firm Kerry an tn County Mayo. An that night Prisidint Hadley or Prisidint Eliot makes an address at tn kings birthday an rejoices in our inthrest in Anglo-Saxon spoorts an congraty- lates tn wurruld that hereafter if England has a war we will have a chance to do most iv tn hghtln' an pay half tn money.
 T wondher why it is! I suppose it's because we like tn game more thin tn rewards. Wan iv tn AnElo-Saxons' who helped ilict Rosenfelt las Choos- dah wud give up his job rather thin be a pollytician an I suppose Hogan is thakin' all through tn game that it's tn Prince iv Wales he has against him on tn opposin' line."
 Well" said Mir. Hennessy. If I thought this was an Anglo-Saxon vic thry I wud niver have voted tn way did"
 What" exclaimed MT. Dooley. An did you. tool We'll, be Hivens, if 1t hadn't been fir me, 1t wud have been unanimous" ."
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-11-20
A RenIirtic RehearnaI.

A dagger duel. which up to short time ago was a startling feature of the last act of Why He Divorced Her" did not figure for a few days in the production. and, instead. the hero and the villain fought it out with bare fists. owing to the dagger business" being cut out on account of an acci- dent which occurred in Atlanta.
 Wayne Arey. who appears in the role of the hero in the piece, and Harry Driscole, who has just joined the com pany to play the heavy. had an appoint ment to meet at the Bijou Theatre, where the play was running, to re-
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-11-20
First Indian Divorce

Probably the first instance of full blood Indians applying to the white mans" court for divorce was the ap- plication of Lucy Buckskin for a legal separation from George Buckskin in the United States District Court at Vi- nita.
 The couple were married a good many years ago according to the rites of the Cherokees.
 As soon as the decree was entered the newly made grass widow married Jim Downing.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-11-20
HECKsHER's INJURIES TRIVIAL.
Man Who Was TrampIed at New York
 Horse Show.

New York. Nov. 1s.-John c. Heck sher, Secretary of the Horse Show and nephew of Mayor Mcclellan. who was trampled upon by the team exhibited in the ring driven by Mrs. Edward R Ladew last night, in Madison Square Garden, did not sustain serious inju- ries. He was painfully cut. one hand being lacerated, and his shoulders were bruised.
 When knocked down by the spirited horses, MT. Hecksher threw his hand over his head greatly protecting his skull.
 The accident caused considerable commotion for time. as grooms lifted the injured man and started to carry him out of the ring. causing the belief that he would be fatally hurt. MT. Hecksher caImed the crowd by strug- glinR to his feet and walking to tho office, where he received medical att tention.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-11-20
NEWS OF THE STAGE
tContinued From Page 1e.)

first act Mrs. Fleming appears wan and haggard from sickness and hum ger, while Della Morton's face is rosy with health, thus making necessary a change of facial makeup as well as costumes each time, but the actress who portrays these two characters would hardly be missed from the stage in one part before she appears in the other and the likeness of the opposite characters of the two women is most artistics.
 Both the children who play the parts of the waifs are exceptionally clever and read their lines in a clear, natural and forceful style, and their singing of several popular songs is gracefully done. Several other members of the company are given q chance to do some interesting bits of songs and dancing The company as a whole is capable and harmonizes like clock work in de- livering the story.
 There will be a special Thanksgiving matinee.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-11-20

A legacy of S125,ooo is to be applied by the University of Leipsic to the study of the history of medicine through a medical museum and a sem mary for students of medical history.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-11-20

If Col. InEersOiI Were Alive! New York World.
 When Missouri goes Republican I will become a Christian .-Statement by the late Robert G. IngersoiL