Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1904-10-08

Ten missionaries have been killed
hy the natives in German New Guinea,
and with this sacrifice civilization will
probably take another step forward.
None of the original apostles. it Is
believed. could afford to wear robes
like those of Apostle Dowie.
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The Empress DOwager Of China has
become an apostle Of reform. hut she
reserves the right to do her own re.
forming.
Patriotism does not enter into con.
slderation when Il man separates him.
self from his citizenship but remains
loyal to his bank account.
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From the number of exciting adven.
lures he has one would think that ].
Plerpont Morgan was about to 20 on
the vaudeville stage.
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As 10 the twostep. 1t may have to
go, but the slinrp.tOcd shoe Is stepping
III again.
Are the japanese civilized, and
what is "the yellow perily" There are
thirty-two daily newspapers in Toxic.
II the Car can't handle Oyama
and Togo, he can ut least do terrible
things TO Oukhtomsky and Orion.
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The chorus girls will hardly agree
with Ella Wheeler Wilcox that ho
high success Is ever achieved In this
world by kicking.
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Field Marshal Oyana Is married 10
a graduate of vassar. which may nc.
count for the fact that he appears to
know thing or two.
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| A scientist says that a constant diet
OF sour milk will prolong life. Wei
come death. rather!
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The men who own the dry docks nj
the Pacific coast ports will welcome
! all tho runaway Russian war ships
that come their way.
| Nhn., "a spt,i h.,,yins IN in,t,,cn ,
young man on economy It's up to hin
to call on the marriage license clerk O
take to the tall timber
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VoluminOus and flowing sleeves art
TO be the correct style again. The
truly modest young woman will speal
softly ana carry II big sleeve.
We hear Of a man who recently con
templatcd suicide, but compromised by
getting married. 1t IL to be hoped tina
he has made no mistake.
, The Czar failed to bestow any dec
oratlOns OH the navy In his recent dis
trlbution OF medals ana honOrs. IL
probably felt that the Japs had give
Russia all the decorations II could wei
stand.
, A French war correspondent advises
Russia to admit defeat and quit. Th'
Car would no doubt like to call of
: the war, but he Is In the position o.
. the man who grabbed the bear by thu
, tail. Hc can't let 20.
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Knocking man down and the
kicking him In the face IL one of til
customs of civilized countries that til
benighted heathens Of barbarous land
seem slow to adopt.
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Any man who attempts to serve tw
masters Is liable to be arrested 10
bigamy.
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Some people find 1t hard to under
stand why ladies' who lose $4,000 n
Newport lawn fetes take the trOubl
to report such trifing matters. sine
they can spend 100000 In getting III
a ball and never notice that the none,
Is gone.
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. A man who claims to bc a wealth!
) German baron has been locked up L.
New York Oh suspicion of being In
sane. He had expressed Il desire Il
marry an American girl who Is not ~
heiress.
; John Wanamaker says that 1t !
better to be a poor man and a rlci
Christian than to be II rich man an,
poor Christian, and the Wcllsvill,
Reporter derives from this the conclu
sion that to be poor man ana ais,
u poor Christian Is about the limit.
We confess to Il strong hope
, amounting almost to belief, tina
Commander Peary ana the Eskimos
between them, will yet find the nOrtl
pole ana squat around 1t to indulg,
In n feast of pemmlcan and frOzcl
walrus meat.
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Children have long been unwelcom,
tenants in apartment houses. Bu
there is always some one to turn pre-
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