The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1904-01-22


good providcr and want to see his
wife have the best of everything.
Domestic bliss and happy future
awaits her who becomes Mrs. Mil
ton Jones.
James Ferguson could no more
be left out of the bachelors list
than Hamlet could have been left
Of "IIamlet," or, rather, than Ro-
mco sould have been omitted from
the play Of "Romco and Juliet
Like Orpheus he lacks but an Eu-
rodicc. He should be brought into
the court OF Hymen to do homage
to the household gods of the do
nestle shrine. Any young woman
who gathers friend Ferguson into
her net will be fortunate indeed,
realizing the happy destiny of
"those whom gentle stars unite.
and In one fate their hearts, their
fortunes aud their beings blend"
Tom Cain is a young bachelor
upon whom the blessings OF matri-
mony could be most deservedly
bestowed by some maiden who
would take advantage of the priv
ilege accorded to the gcntler sex
during leap year. He might not
say "Yes" to the first who came,
but his disposition to matrimony
Is known to be very strong, and as
his qualifications for the rcsponsi-
bility Of making a happy future
for n lovable young woman are
equally certain, II would be well
for any inquiring dnmscl not to be
discouraged by one refusal but
"try, try again"
The attention OF the ladies is
called to that prince of bachelors,
Jack" Maiden. His name very
much misrepresents his gcncology
and sex. For some unexplained
reason Maiden has been almost
neglected In the matrimonial line.
Generous, kind hearted and alYec-
tionatc, "A great lover of the ladies
and children, he has been permit
ted TO wander into strictly mascu-
line paths. Though handsome he
Is not vain, and would make n
husband who would spend his
evenings at home. He has n great
dislike for story telling and would
read only religious books.
John Martin Is IA good-looking,
large-hearted, enthusiastic and en-
crgctic young business man who
would be a matrimonial bonanza
of happiness for some excellent
young woman who wants n life
partner, dependable In every re-
spcct and worthy of attachment
and de, otion. He Is possessed oi
! all the characteristics which attract
the gcnticr sex, and II will be- al
most n miracle, when his Affection
ate disposition Is considered, II he
remains free agent in these per-
5 ilous times much longer.
: Lee Adams is next to step into
1 the lime light and well he bears
a the test. As n bacholo he Is pop.
5 ular with all; as married man
2 which happy state is surely sci
4 down for him in the book OF fate
Z he would be great success, anc
i to have some guardian angel o'cl
a his life presiding" should be hii
t portion e'cr the year has flown.
Professors IIupc, Arnold ant
Il Collctt are triumviratc OF younJ
/, educators who have shown all tn,
characteristics desirable In hus
u bands, and should not be permitted
II to run at large any longer, there
% by causing ilutterings of fcminin,
It hearts in the educational circles.
v Hark! What sounds OF melod.
:, are heard 'Tis the voices of TIVE
" score beautiful young women q
= Montgomery City, in one gram
chorus OF song giving notice G
5. theirl irresistible coming. SweC
r smiles, laughing eyes, and theI
heart strings attuped to swcetcs
>, melodies. Is there anything NOR
q beautiful. But see Behold, ther
is Is Cupid also. His bow Is 1rawr
- and with an arrow therein. VIII
, will fall his first victim?