The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1904-01-08
VOL. XLIX--NO 2
Varieties.

Varieties.
People who live on tick are tiy!iIeI
over it.
Everybody has ancxcuse forlis short
comings
What we gain in sentiment we are apt
to lose in sense.
If a man sees hole in the floor lie
always spits at it.
1t is refreshing how some men enjoy
their own Jokes.
Nothing feels as good as to rest when
you are real tired.
Ducks put their heads under water to
liguidate their bills.
An expressive face discounts pretty
! o"e a hundred per cent.
Before plying the whip imagine yonr-
self in the place of the horse.
When fellow proposes he expects
| the girl to take him at his word.
"A man sometimes gets very hard
fall from the tree of knowledge.
When you meet a tool who can't help
it don't stop to argue with him.
Some men would be immensely
wealthy if they could sell the advice they
give away.
One good thing about real bad
cold is-you have no time forany of your
other troubles.
Women should always keep some.
thing in store for men they love.
Love often dies of indigestion. Its
menu should always be frugal.
"A woman often pretends to be in
A man often pretcnds to love a woman
for whom he only entertains indifference.
When man loves his home a wife is
fool who does not forgive him nearly
all his shortcomings.
"A true womans friendship is above
all price, but in winning it you some
times lose her love.
There is consent in smile, while a
laugh is often refusal
-Msrried life is like table d'hote-you
get everything but what you want.
The man who would live long must
not live too fast.
One trouble with women who will
not marry is that they have learned to
discriminate. They all want to marry
if they can get just what they want
A woman needs to have been in love
number of times before she learns how to
take any comfort out oft.
1t is sad commentary on man that a
perfect cold hearted, Indifferent and selfish
woman can usually manage him better
than any other kind.
If there is anything a woman envies
man it is his power of sublime and per-
feet Inconsistencies that he can ever
bore any woman.
Tea and cats have caused MANY
smiles at the expense old maids; yet they
are no more disagreeable and not nearly
so expensive as whiskev and horses.
Man thinks home is the dearest spot
on earth-for women. If he has to stay
in it himself for three days running he re-
sembles bear with a sore paw
-ud ll has luCdllZeu lle uOlilcSilC WO-
man in song and story; yet she can't
talk to him about her children for an
hour without bearing him.
"A woman's most attractive mental
quality to man is that of being a good
lisner.
No one ever hears about scrubwomcn
or charwomen losing their womaniness,
but it's different if she's LAWYER or
doctor.
"A Western teacher. instructinga class
in composition, said: DO not attempt
any flights of fancy; be yourselves and
write what's in YOU" The following
day bright pupil handed in the follow
ing: ave should attempt eny flites of
fancy, rite what is in u.s. In me there is
my stomach, lungs, heart, liver, two
apples, one piece of mince pie, three sticks
of candy, hull lot of peanuts and my
dinner"
What did that man do to make him
self so famous" asked the inquirer,
gazing curiously"at an individual who
formed the central of social group.
ITO the best of my knowledge" replied
the cynic. 'he did the public