New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-03-22
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tAerorsiaE to Kur-pa,lr,n-)

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There's n rumt,lng q thunder far across 81
And The stricken earth Is rocking and tho noun
tn. skv f. rent asurder and tho sun Is sshy gray
AS 50 sinks away IN terror-kuTopatNns on mo
way.
Hs Is coming With his legions and his weirdiy
Rive. turn ana Zee before him at the swapping Of
Torcs, trees are scared and blasted and the flowers
withcr forty miles around hin-Kuropatlin's on
the way.
He has asteroids for breakfast he eats continents
overnieht he hang, his trousers on tho pale and
shrinking moon. -, , -. -. N,,,.-
And with blazing red volcanoes Kuropatkin lights
his way.
He is coming, He IS comingi Lock the stars up
Cover up the shrinking panets keep tho comets
II. IS rollne on ike thunder. half thousand
Hold Your breath We shriehns angels: Kuropa,-
kn's the way.
Oh. her army's Just nibble; DER japan hen
And he'i PICK his teeth with splIntsrs from her
blasted hattlcshps.
with her islands his watchcharm Ike a happy
Fly Japan, and sock the ocean a, KuroIatkn,s on
the way. Council BluIf5 NoupareIL
In London clubs they arc telling eta bon mot OF
Winston Spencer Churchill. the Prince Rupert Of
tho crusade against Chamberlain. He was asked IL
he thought there was any truth IN the report that
Mr. Chamberlain was suffering from "softeu!ng Of
the brain" no fear" snapped the young COM
moIer viciousy "he has malady Of a different
sort-hardening OF tho heart"
7 wish" said tho Vet Instructor the boys
would stop sending up their sick dogs. They
simply bounding me TO death. Cornell Widow.
4 certain old deacon who formerly lived IN War
rensburg was n good deal like several sanctiGed
looking old fellows who stiIl live in the country
towns and occasionally visit It's cities ION busI-
ness" This good man. according TO Tho War
rensburg Journal Democrat which first pub
ushed thirty-one years ago last week. was found
" 'buclling the tiger In a St Louis gambling house
with an energy Of purpose that was admirable.
What exclaimed the young who found him.
starting backward. 60 Deacon. Is It possible you
hereT oh. yes calmly rejolned the old sinner.
I am bound to break up this evn institution"
isn't It grand cried tho girl at Niagara TO
sec that great mass OF water falling down. down.
why yes'' replied her rnatter-of-fact escort
1T would be more extraordinary and worthy OF
water feil up. up. u9'"CChio5go POST mass 0'
Paper gloves and stockings are now being manu-
featured In Europe. Tho stockings have been
carefully examined by experts. who praise them
loudly These stockings Will last almost as long
q 8 the ordinary stockings. Tho paper Of which
they are made IS during the process Of rnanufact-
ure. rendered into substance closely resembling
wool. and is then woven and treated as ordinary
wool
A Cold BIooded Arraignment.-''I don't SEQ why
you dislike Biiggins so much don't believe he'd
NO" answered the impIacabIe foe: he would
be afraid OF enemy. BligEins is one OF these
people who always pick their friends as victims
OF a small transaction. because they think they
can square 1t by apologlzing. -CvVashneton
Times
Time brings its revenges. Ger6me the famous
French artist strongly opposed for years the cleo
ton OF Carolus Duran to the Academy Of Ftne
Arts in Paris. Gerome died recently and last
week Duran was elected to the seat made vacant
by the passing away OF his vererable adversary.
And you have finally decided the rnornart~,,,
question Well. rO-er-nOt exactly. wv, ho,-a
decided to get married. but whether wen boa'r,5
keep house or live in tat Is stu in the air T"
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