New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-07-06

West Virginia for the Democratic party" said
we'll known Texan who has fshed in that State.
The West Virgnians love their country and their
State he continued. but they love a fish hook
better than their children When went into
West Virginia after few sinners, every man
met leaned up against me and. after moments
6ars To nt on re eG T enorb fisb
When l produced one. the State WAS mine. and
e e OF he fo to give
me $40 worth Of fish hooks S{ of 6 be ana Ph bs
nominee be Parker. German or Bryan.
THE BROOKLYN BRIDGE RUSH.-"Hush." ex-
claimed a Philadelphia this evening. its easy
knowing that the Brooklyn fellows are here They
are around the hotel elevators with the Brooklyn
over the world
SUBSTITUTE FOR BOIL. wEEvIL.-Dr. c. A.
Snodgrass city bacterlologist has been appointed
physician to the convention. The anti-Hill men
yesterday decided to write the doctor a note, ASK
ing him to investigate the bac!lli ION the yellow
backed bills which seem 10 be so plentiful at the
think they may be the original gold bugs and. if
they are. the Texas delegates wish to SUBSTITUTE
them for the boil weevN in the cotton belt OF Inc
Lone Star State.
SOMETHING COMING TO NORRIS.-The Dis
trict of Columbia delegates and alternates were
locked up for hour yesterday morning. but were
released their personal recognizance. charge
more serious than advocating the nomination of
porary Jail the Planters Hotel. and the
caston conference called for the purpose of
arranging the disposition OF their votes the
first ballot James l. Norris. chairman of the
delegation. stated his position. and then excused
himself. on the plea that he had heard of orig
inal German delegate who still for him. and
that he wanted to find him. to express his cordial
liquid appreciation of his staying qualities.
He excused. but when he left. he closed the
only door in the with expressive bang. That
door. it happened. was equipped with a dia-
bolical, mechanical. sef-actng contrivance known
from the inside with its own particular key. and
that key was in the pocket OF Mr. Norris. After
the delegates had determined what to do with their
votes they began TO consider what to do with them
they could not. They could not even get out into
the hall They were prisoners and their jailer was
They anay decided to escape but repeated push
there were ere no fire escapes avaiiabe Finally
telephone was discovered. and central was induced
the manager. They insisted that their conversa-
ton over the phone was limited TO explanation
manager tells a different story but in the end they
md Mr., Norris II is understood that he is slated
for champagne dinner or something.
MAY HAVE WRONG KEY.-"We hold the key
10 the situation" said enthusiastic Newarker at
the Jersey headquarters.
Yes but I'm afraid they have changed the lock
u.s. said Delegate Charles Gallagher of Tren-
A MARVEL. BEHIND THE BAR.-Members OF
the Nevr-York contingent Interested in the wet
goods trade spend hours In Tony Faust's watching
with open mouthed admiration the movements of
a tall blond young Teuton behind the bar. The
way in which he fills beer stems for customers at
the bar supplies the orders Of the walters. punches
their checks and makes change is marve! to the
said an Alderman. wed both make a fortune in
year"
J. J. DEI4ANY's SNORING FEAT.-Ex-sherin
Tom Dunn. Of Tammany Hall. says that Corpora
ton Counsel Delany is the at the
convention Last night" said Tom" he woke up
with snort got up wiped the perspratior from
his dome Of thought. took drink OF ice water and
%tnf n@ AZ, 20 na nS in hts terrific snoring
sI-I.ZF,R STOPPED BREATHING.-Congress-
man William Sulzer strongly resembles Henry Clay.
tho great Wing and he is delighted when one men
lions it, This morning while he was being shaved.
a delegate from Tennessee occupying neighbour
ing chair. spoke OF IT, and Mr.. Suffers bosom
sweled with pride.
Il have been told that many times" said he TO
his barber. who was in the act of latherins him.
why 1 knew Henry Clay when was boy learn
ing the trade said the barber and when your
In what particular do you think resemble
"Well-er-er-I-I kinder think that your breath
is like his said the barber, who afterward looked
panied when Sulzer forgot TO tip him.
A SOUTHERNER ON CLEVELAND.-D. H.
Chamberlain of Mississippi. had large audience
in the main corridor OF the Southern to-day when
he made Il speech. Mr.. Chamberlain has delicious
Mississippi dialect, and his opinions tap
all tho time He is bitter any be
against Cleveland The people up Moth to
think whatever they give US in the shape OF tick
ct We will stand. even to John L. Sullivan
for President and Carrie Nation for Vice." said
Mr. Chamberlain. well. long suffering.
but there is thing We won't stand. and that's
Cleveland or any other niggah. sab. Cleveland
don't know any noah about American politics than
my black boy Jake Jake bought watch from
a travelling soap dealer. The watch broke down
the second day. and trying TO fix 1t he stove it
all up. He handed II to morning when I
was going to town. and said: Mr. Chamberlain.
will You please take dis hyah watch TO de shop
watch, jake I asked Well said Jake there's
principal thing the mater With a. that WsGS
and It won't 90 till we get some hair back on
DOESN'T LIKE BOOMING CLEvEL4AND.-soon
after the Tammany men arrived here Congressman
SuIzer was assigned the task OF talking up Cleve
land among his friends from other States. To-day
he walked into headquarters. and said that he
wanted Mr.. Murphy 10 change his lob. This four
flushing among Southern and Western delegates
will be the death of me he explained. They
won't stand for Cleveland, and every tune men
ton his name 1t is at the risk of bodily HARM
A REBUFF FOR TANMANY--The veteran SEN
ator Daniel of Virginia In the corridor of the
Southern Hotel holding something of levee, when
q dapper young man. wearing Tammany badgs.
rushed up introduced himself Mr.. Quimby. and
remarked that he proud TO shake hands with
the Senator. Then he continued:
And | nope Senator that you win do what you
can to prevent the Democratic party from commit
ting suicide as 1t will assuredy do If 1t dominates
Judge Parker We who carry
New-York State, and he cannot do it..
I'm tired of that of talk retorted Senator
Daniel farng up. lit is Tammany that is commit
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