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The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1904-02-06

FOR THE WEST AND NORTH

40 A. NJ. daily, Pittsbure, Chicago. Indian
apolls and Louisville. Dining carr
10 % A. NJ. daily. for Pittsburg. Chicapo In
dlanapolis ano Louisville. Dining cary
ii a. A. NJ daily, Pittsburg and Cleveland
II 20 P. M. daily, 'St. Louis Limited :" Pitts.
burg, Cincinnati, indianapolis and ST. Louis
Dining carr N''
Il 40 p NJ daily, pennsylvania Limited
Pittsburg, Chicago, CT, veland, Toledo and
Detroit. dining carr
4;D NJ. daily, Pittsburg, Chicago, Nash
vile (via 1incinnati and Louisyillel. Indian
apolis and 81 Louis Dining car
ROB P. N. daily, Chicago Limited" from
North Philadelphia. Pittsburg. Chica
go. Toledo and Cleveland. Dining car
S.25 p. NJ. daily, pittsburg, Columbus Gin
cinnati, Indianapolis. Louisville and ST Louis
For Gary, w. Va. (via shenandoah Valley
$50 2. NJ daily, Pittsburg and Chicago: for
Toledo. except Saturday. IVA
ll.05 p. NJ. daily, Pittsburg, Cleveland Gin
cinnati and ST. Louis. Wills
lao P. NJ. daily, Pittsburg. Toledo and
Chicago daily for Knoxville, via Shenan
doah Valley Route; for Cleveland, except
Saturday 'o>p'
4.25 A. N daily, Lock Haven Express
$50 A. NJ week days, Kane Express.
:, lao a, m. weekdays, Elmira and Remove
$50 p NJ. Sundays. Williamsport Express.
53o N. weekdays, Wiliamsport Express.
8 90 T. daily, Erie Express.
u.l9 p. N daily. Erie Express.
l2t4 a. NJ. daily, from North PhiIadeI-
phia, for Pittsburg. Dining Cary
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discovery cures diseases of the stomach
and other organs of digestion and nutri-
ton. 1t purifes the blood and enables
the perfect nutrition of the body which
means perfect health.
"For six lorg years suffered with indiges
ton and my liver and kidneys, which bafledt..e
best doctors in our country" writes +. l.. Ran
sell, Esq, OF Woolsey Prince William Co. Va
n suffered with my stomach and back for long
time, and after taking cartload of medicine
from three doctors grew SO bad could hardly
do days work Would have death-,ike pains
in the side, and blind spells. I began taking
DIR. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery and
Pleasant Pellets Before / had taken half of
the second bottle began to feel relieved got
six more bottles and used them, and am happy
TO say owe my life to DIR. Pierce.p
Accept no substitute for Golden Med
ical Discovery There is nothing "iust
as good" for diseases OF the stomach,
blood and lungs.
The Common Sense Medical Adviser,
1908 large pages, in paper covers, is sent
free on receipt Of 81 one-cent stamps to
pay expense of mailing only. Address
DR.. R. v. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y,
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ELK NECK.

The Fourth Quarterly Conference OF Elk
Mex charge will be held at Harris NJ. E.
Church Thursday, February Il, at O'Clock
p m.
The extra meetings at Harris Church con-
tinue with increased interest.
Mr., Harry Wilson net with a painful acct
dent on Friday. His right arm was caught
in a circular saw above the elbow. He is
now improving under the skillful ,reatmen,
of DR.. Housekeeper, of North East.
Mr.. William Cook is on the sick list.
pneumonia.
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FOR ATLANTIC CITY.

Leave Broad Street Station via Delaware
River Bridge, Express. $40 a. M, Ala and III
p. m. week days, Sunday S, $50 a. IN. and lid
p. IN.
Leave Mark ct Street Wharf, Express. 9lo.
lO.45 m, 2.0,. 4 20 geo minutes) and ( 16 n m
weekdays. Sundays, 900 and 1000 a. m.
FRox MARKET STREET WHARF,
For New York. Express, 400, 8. 40 a. M. 4.2s
p. m week days .'~0
For Long Branch via Seaside Park. On
a. IN and 90 p IN. weekdays. Sundays, $40
a M.
For Tuckerton, $50 a m. 400 D. m. week.
days.
For Seaside Park. Island Heights and Point
Pleasant, $50 a. IN. and 4,O0 p. m. weekdays.
Sundays, s.3Oa IN,
FOR CAPE MAY.
Express, $40 a. m. and LOS p, m. wee .days
Sundays, 900 a. IN.
For Anglesea, wildwood and Holly Beach
Express. 40 a. m. and 40S p. IN week days.
Sundays, 9.O0a. IN.
FOR SEA ISLE CITY, OCEAN CITY,
Avalon and Stone Harbor-Express. $40 a. m.
and Aus p. m. week days. SUNDAYS q 90 a m
For Somers' Point-Express, 800 and IO.45
a. m, 90. 400 and 5.16 p. m. week days. sum
days. 800 and TO- a. M
tDining Car.
For additional information apply to Ticket
Agent.
W. W. ATTERBURY, J.R. WOOD.
General Manager. Pass'r Trafic Manager,
GEO. W. BOYD,
General Passenger Agent.
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Pennsylvania
RAILROAD.
Philadelphia, Baltimore &
Washington Railroad.
MARYLAND DIVISION.
Schedule in Effect Nov. %, 1898.
Trains leave eLkrON as follows.

Ir"IH5 'VHVt ELK TON as follows:
FOR " Wilmington and PhiIadelphia rIf5
49, : u 9.l2 1888 a. NJ, ESQ, ;. 53j. and
D.. !. NJ week days, SUNDAYS n - Az = d
8 L A NJ 23". ~, 5 80. anu So, y n VIZ ''"i'
F"r Ones er, + IL 5.46, SO 10 50 A. NJ. . 40
Is, . %, a. o.2o NJ. we, k days Sundays
ii |, n, \, OIL VI NJ, 80. AS i 30, and 8.9S
For Perryyille, Havre de Grace ana Balti-
n In ~ Il GS, u" 1881 4. L 49, ~,
Az Az o. s;d 49, ~, ~; L 50 night week.
6,46. 40 -. NJ. IL SO light, '' oi'
r fof 7ws!as al1 As. 1851 A. NJ. 1888.
lO,51 NJ, 12 80. 55l s 30. ano p 10 p 40 10 anu
- Leave Perryvlle for Port Depnsit, 6. 80, s. 90.
S;ia, IL NJ, LIS, Is, 400, 5.'3 and $40 P.
Leave Port Deposit for perryville. q 40 %
3 10, 1913 A, M. g43, 3 81, rs, 7.3j, and 7,50
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PORT DEPOSIT.

The Cecil Wing" is on sale each week
in Port deposit, at Stnbbing's News
Stand cents copy.
Miss Man VI 4bray.
Mrs Jrrne Conway. OF B Gilmore, Is
vist'' Z '.,r p,,elts, Mr. and Mrs. S. A. Rey-
mold.
Rv I'D Mrs. A, NJ. Rich and daughter, Of
Ncwp 'ri Del ar" the g"e-ts uf Mr. and
Mrs Il " tn stan
Dr.. Fnr."a- s. Baker, who has been con-
fined II 5 ouse In Ba tlmnr' by Illness,
Instiiult.
Ms Itnuah Hindman will spend the
wiut"r win Evans Hndman, b, r brother, in
Cou nuu-. &c 'rgIa.
IA .r',' + ,npre With her usual Custom Mrs.
Hairs. q f@ Of Director Harrl-, entertained
the grodu I,u. 81 tss OF Tome Institute at her
HON" on F,idAy evening
NJ fer.ar, OF Wilmington. has returned
to he tome alter spr ndiuS a lev days as the
gues, "I Miss, l. Myrua 70 nkinsol.
Mr. Z. McCienahan was III Philadelphia
on W,.dm, ~da,.
NJ, Ouvrr P Hagerty, OF Baltimore, wa.
in Port Del o-lt on Tuesday.
Mr. F. Benson was IN Baltimore on
Monhnl,
Ross II pklns is III with scarlet fever at
the Mncs+rH,e school az DobDs- Ferry. OIL the.
Hudson
Mrs X. Cameron entertained the Whist
Clun On Thursday night
M. and Mrs. Josiah Bailey, OF Level
Ha'foti county, have issued invita-, ions tc
the marriage Of their dau TT. Adele to Mr.
Rie"a,i u, Jr,, whirA ri, take place al
Levi Presbyterian Church ON the ION inst
Mis- b le, Is well known IL Port Depos as
she "a. qioLt spent much ttmc here Will
her al4t, Mr.. J. c. Reynolds
TIE ihr at. nIbg condition of the ice gorge
in thr Su-quehauna River cont nues pract.
call. Il .4uuGrd. On Suu}aS water again
covered rns railroad tracks and Main street
at u 'rE Rnn to the great detrmrnt of travel
Since To at time the water has been rising
and failing at that point at intervals and
pedestrians are often required to take tc
the hlll- , This condition has started an
agitation to have the pavement at Rock Run
elevated IA couple Of feet when would enable
ped strians 10 get through under such con.
ditions as have existed during the past couple
of weeks. Residents of that section wall
probably make this campaign issue at the
town election later In the month,
The p , B & W. Il. r. has had large force
of men at work this week shoveing ice from
the tracks in the vicinity of Safe Harbor
where they were covered to depth of several
feet Through traffic on the Columbia &
Port Deposit Railroad has been blocked for
nearly two weeks.
Mrs. Francis Wallace Steel, widow OF the
late Dr. Francis Steel, of Philadelphia, died
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its allied organs of
digestion and nutri-
ton are diseased.
1t is not a question
with him of winning
i'll the race for bust
ness but of simply
keeping up under
any circumstances.
Whenever disease
affects the stomach
it is affecting also
the blood and the
health of every Or
gan of the body.
For blood is only
food converted into
nutrition and nutri-
ton is the life of
the body and every
organ of it.
Doctor Pierce's
Gold e Il Medical
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at Hotel Madison, Toleto o., on the 9th
ult. Mt tho advanced age Of Sc. Her remains
were brought to Port Deposit and were
inferred at West Nottlr CHAM Cemetery on
Saturday. Her husband was brother CT
the late John and Hugh steel, of Port De-
posit Sic Is survived by two sons -Rober'
Wallace steel, of Carrollton, Missouri, and
F. Fl Steel of Toledo.
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1t continuous effort that pays advertising in every
thing else. business doesn't keep his open day
the week week the month"; three months the year.
he adverises such way that the impression people will
get.
1t that patent
medicines baking powders BICYCLES soap and other necessities
worth millions of dollars Other may make just good med.
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copies Oh the Cecll w mig are on SAFE
each week in Colora, at S. L. Wileys
store. 3 cents Il copy.
The Stewards of Mount Pleasant Church
will hold poultry supper In Colora. Thurs.
day evening, February 18th. Proceeds fol
the benefit OF the board OF Stewards.
Rev. DIR. A. s. Mowbray will give his lee
ture on his trip abroad in Mt. Pleasant
Church Friday, February IL, at 7.3O p. m
Silver Offering at the door.
The Junior Epworth League, of Mt. Pleas.
ant Church, will give Gypsy Cantata in the
Church, Monday evening, February %.
Mr. Buckaleugh and family moved from
Phila ieIphia last week into the house Of
Mrs. Clara Kitchen near here.
The knights OF Pythias gave supper to
their families and few friends last Friday
evening
Mr Robert Love butchered four hogs last
Saturday which weighed s48 pounds. They
were 2OS days old.
days this week on the Columbia & Port De.
post road helping to clear away the ice
blockade between Safe Harbor and Creswell
Eli Coulson, Jr., intending to reinquish
farming, will have public sale of his per.
sonal property ON the farr" OF Mr.. W. o.
Brumfleld near Rising Sun, Saturday. Feb.
ruary 20. Mr.. Coulson will return to his
residence at Korner Ketch and will keep
store there.
Miss CLARA Maloney. of Wilmington, is Wis
iting her parents here.
Miss Grace Hines IL visiting relatives at
New London, Pa.
Mr.. and Mrs. Harvey Mcvey have been
quite Ill with the grip.
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November 90, 1913.
FOR NEW YORK.

Express, week days, 4.3s. 40. s 90 SIS. 55s
.OO, -; a. SOB. 80 IL q. II 90 IN. rs on
nP@ snna @5 mit i99 i49 ESQ, 90, $50, $50,
40, 400. 500, 500. U2 800, 800, 10 o. m
l2o2 ght. sundays, ABS 4 40, : 90. 5 - o.
S, 90, l9,?a Nm m' W. - t23o 5os Penna Linn
$40, o.. 90. l00Op IN ,I2.02 nirht Ero vT'
NTrth Philadelphia only, 1928 p. IN, daily
daily. O'' a. w.
For Sea Girt, Asbury Park, Ocean ,irove
ana long BIanch, 5.5s, S.C5, HOP A. NJ, $50
d Inton taG m. weekdays. Sundays tetop at
lnterlaken for Asbury Park), S.3i 4 NJ.
FROM WEST PHILADELPHIA ONLY.
For New York 2.45 a. M, 1898 d. m. daily
1924 II. m. Sundays. N'''
For Boston, without change, 1850 a, m.
week. days. ~ A''
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LEAVE PHILADELPHIA.
BROAD STREET STATION.

D'VAD SINEET STATION:
For tlkton, -, 9.12, II % A. NJ. 200 40
40, . o. and Ii 70 p. NJ we.k -days snnda1l''
" Van w. Is a; As, 500, and liz p. 4.
+. NJ weekdays. 1855 and 1855 P. NJ Surda,s
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icines, and baking powders and bicycles and
soaps-but the people do not know it, and they
continue to buy the articles that persistently
advertised.
People are very forgetful. They have to
think pretty hard to remember the vcepresi.
dental candidate two campaigns back, and yet
he was pretty we'll advertised at the time
1t has been truly said that the time to adj
'ertisc is all the time In business there is no such
hing as standing still. A business man must 90
onward or he will fall back. Even if you do just
other fellow is doing business and he is getting
lhead of you.
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\ Wan CAN'T
swim in sllackles.
1t isn't q question

OF his winning race, but question of
being able only to keep atloat The man
who is suffering from lnalnutrition is like
the fcttered swimmer. His stomach and
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COLORA.
pneumonia

Copies of the Cecil Wing are on sale
each week in Colora. at S. L. Wiley's
store. 3 cents copy.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1904-02-06

GAS ToEIA.
Bears tho 1Iha Kind You Have Always Bought
S's' "a &HAzzZx
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The Stewards, of Mount Pleasant Church
will hold a poultry supper In Colora. Thurs.
day evening. February 18th. Proceeds fol
the benefit OF the board OF Stewards.
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Rev. DR.. A. s. Mowbray will give his lee
ture on his trip abroad in Mt. Pleasant
Church Friday, February ~, at $50 p. m.
Silver Offering at the door.
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The Junior Epworth League, of Mt. Pleas.
ant Church. will give Gypsy Cantata in the
Church, Monday evening, February %.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-12-13
Personal Notes.

Mrs. James Brown Potter has Just pro
duced in London a dramatic version OF
the opera, Il Pagiacci." The piay was
well received.
Queen Victoria's correspondence was
50 volumlnOus that it will not be possible
70 make 1t ready for publication before
l"o: Inc volumes are to be illustrated by
various unpublished portraits of eminent
public characters.
An interesting presentation will h,
MADE 10 the President the last Of this
week by some scientific men Of Prussia
II is a map made in 1704 and it is the
America was used
the First Methodist Episcopal Church. Of
Melrose, Mass, has suggested to his con
gregation the ACCESSIBILITY Of installing
telephones in every pew in church SO thai
those hard of hearing may be able to hear
the sermon without trouble
Miss Florence Hayward. swfo had gu
pervisiOn of the collection. and cola bora
ton of the historic documents and relic
exhibit of the ST. Louis Exposition has
been signally honored by the French gov
eminent by the election to membership in
one Of the five academies constituting the
famous Institute of France A decora-
famous institute with the appointment.
Surgeon General Rixey, United States
Navy. enjoys the distinction of hayine
been decorated by the King of Spain be
the Santa Maria. a Spanish warship. or
the occasion of the fatal explosion az
that ship. The Admiral is further honor
ed in occupying the highest post a nation
can offer a physician. that of meJi.
cal adviser to the President.
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1T WAS NO DREAM.
Even Though Nearly Incredible.

For twenty years l suffered with
piles, sometimes being confined to my
bed for days at a time. The relief re-
ceived from doctors, both in the United
States and Mexico was temporary and
more frequently l received no relief;
other medicines had no effect; it was
continual drag: I was fit for nothing.
I finally tried Pyramid Pile Cure; first
application was magical; I could not
believe I was awake next morning. I
experienced relief I had not known
for twenty years.
Zone box cured me, but not believing
myself cured I bought two more and
they are still in my trunk. I first
used this remedy in July, 1902; HAVE
HAD NO OCCASION TO USE 1T
SINCE. The world should know of
Pyramid Pile Cure. have no words
to express its nerits."a E. A. Leonard,
Neuva Calie Gle San Antonio de las
Huertas No. 5, City Of Mexico.
Pyramid Pile Cure is in the form of
a suppository, which is admitted to be
the best form Of treatment for piles; 1t
comes in direct contact with the pain
full tumors and does it's work quickly
and painlessly.' 1t is sold by druggists
generally, for fifty cents a package
and there Is no other remedy "just as
good Write Pyramid Drug Co.,
Marshall, Mich, for their little book
describing the cause and cure Of piles
as it is sent free for the asking.
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REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS.
Kennebec County.

AUGUSTA-Grace B. Owens of Water
vile. to OsgoOd Crawford. land. $40
Augusta Real Estate Associa ton 10 Viii
liam H. Bruce, land. ST..
CHlNA-Henry Burgess. of Fairfield, t.
James. II. Pearson. of Melrose. Mass.
rLlNTON-Joseph NJ Jordan. of Pitts
held to Samuel H. Dixon land. ST.
Rufus G. Dixon to Samuel H. Dixon, land
500.
FARMINGDALE-W William c: Fifield O
Augusta. to James 3. HAYES Of Kandolph
to J. D. Nutting. land and buildings ST..
GARDINER-Georsc c. Beedle to Au
eustus Libbey land and buildings, ST..
HALLOWELI-Ann Adams - Common
to J.. D. Nutting. land and buildings. $500
MANCHESTER-W. S. WhitmOre. OF
Gardiner. to Gardiner Water & Power Co.
iiOwage rights, ST..
Lewiston. to c. s. Flanders, of Fairfield
land and buildings. ST.
OAKIAND-GeorSe r Benson to Ed
win Bradbury of Benton and Harry r.
Bradbury. OF Newport News. Va. lano
and buildings. 81.
slow to John Donnelly land. $l*; W. I
Reynolds of Winslow, to Annie X. Gates
'VIiE&NA-Melvin S Gordon to Ella D
colby Biaisde1l.. land, 81: Dana F. Foster
to Howard G. Morse. land. 81; John Wals
to Martha 3. Neal land, $500
WfNSIOW-James H. Simpson TO tn,
Hoilingsworth 4 Whitney Co, land ST..
WINTHROP-Sne Thurston of Read
field. to Drury N White church pew. s.
land and buildings. ST.: Frank w Nc
Grath to A. Wilton Black. land, 81.
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The cultivation of the olive is in
creasing constantly. though SLOWLY IN
Spain. The area devoted to olives N
creased from 2.673,666 acres IN 1911 ~
2.6S3,550 acres in 1902 and 2,69o'9oS
acres in 1903. The oil yield per acre
last year was 80 gallons, or 1913 gallons
more than the yield of 19O2-19os. 20
gallons more. than the yield OF 1871 :
1902 and gallons more than the aver
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QUIT CLAIMS.

'AT-GTTSTA-E Sullivan 70 Mary a
Hopkins. land and buildings. $3.50: Glars
Emma Greedy of Portland. to clyde L.
Pratt. land and buildings. 81
CHEESEA-Hannah Barber ct ais, &c
Jane Barber. land, ST.. :.
DINER-Bartlett & Dennis Co. tC
Edward l.. McGrath, land and buildings
ST. , j.
James r. Nutting land and buildings. 81
MONMOUTH-Willis G. Robinson to
Louis +. Robinson. Land, $i1' ra.,a,
UNITY PLANTATION-l. II. Moshei
10 Charles =. RYAN. land. $l10
WATERVT.I.E-Cha r. Johnson
and John N. Wcbber to b. r. Io"he
WAYNE-A p. Soue to Annie s Web
ster land and buildings. $40. !,
WINSIOW-Warren A. and Abble r.
Shurtleff to w. T. Reynolds, timber. 81.
NINTHROP-Willis G. Robinson e
owls =. Robinson, both OF Monmouth
land 81
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Cause for Complaint.

Merchant-What did that man want?
Cerk-NOthing, sir.
Merchant-1hen what was he growing
about as he went out?
Clerk-He was growing because we
didn't have it in stock.
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unimneachabIe.

I II you were to see the unequalied
volume of unimpeachable testimony In
favor OF Hoods Sarsaparilla, you would
upbraid yourself for 50 long delaying
to take this effective elterative and
tonic medicine for that blood disease
from which you are suffering.
It eradfcates scrofula and all other
humors and cures all their inward ana
outward effects.
Take Hoods.
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Army GOSSIP N WASHINGTON.
Matters Of Interest Cleaned from the
. Army and Navy Register.

The general recruiting service of the
army made during the month of Octo-
her was ISIS enlistments. of which
LAS were made at city recruiting sta
lions and 1900 at military posts and
surrounding towns and in the field.
The enlistments, according to classifi-
cation. were: Infantry (white), SOL;
coast artillery, S79; engineer battalions.
IS; cavalry (white), H.; field artillery.
BIZ; United States Military Academy
detachments. 4; infantry (coloredD. 81;
cavalry (colored), IS; Porto Rico regi-
ment Of infantry, 10; Philippine scouts,
494.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-12-13

Miss Jane Adams. Of Hull House. will
winter graduating class Of the University
of Chicago. December 20 She is the first
woman ever invited by the university au-
thOrities to act as cOnYOcatiOn orator:
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Cauqht on the Rebound.

He Are you aware that am something
of mind reader?
She-No. Do YOU mean to say that YOU
can read my thoughts? IN.
Hc-Sure.
She-Oh, George this rs so student
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Proper Caper.

The Snfferer-Mow! I'm going to il
dentist and have this, tooth out.
Christian Scientist-Your tooth doesn' I
ache. You only imagine it does.
The Sufferer-Then I'll have the dentist
extract my imagination.
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LiGHtaAND AIRY
Unsatisfactory.

Gyer-Li understand the production of
Whight's rural drama has been post
poned. ....
Myer-So? WHATS the troublec
Gyer-One of the hens in the barnyard
scene objected to the stage setting, | be
lieve.
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Brief but Strenuous.

Tomdix-BUmr kin'S political career was
of short duration, wasn't it?
IIoiaX-Yes: he went up like rocket
and came down like flying machine.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-12-13
Somewhat Different.

Wife-How does the novel end? Do they
live happily ever after?
TIuSband-No, indeed. They get mar
ried.
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Rocks VS.. Sand.

Edyth-Im surprised to hear Of your
engagement to old Bullyon. Was he the
Mayme-Oh. no: but he was the only
! one with rocks enough to interest me.