The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1904-10-21

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to a pulpit career. If he win summon
wisdom to the Interpretation OF his
call" he viii find that he has been
listening to something else.
Points IN Paragraphs.
No herdic has yet ratified to pieces.
Cessation of the habit of diag~araing
the divorce troubles OF the Phipps fam
ily, the McKees, and others Of the brand
would be welcomed as a reform.
A Hartford girl Of seventeen has just
been married the third time. in this
instance TO "a groom of seventy. Yet
such is the force OF custom that the pair
received congratulations.
There has been issued "A Primer of the
Peace Movement" BY this time the
first class in civilization ought to be
I'm the Fifth Reader OF the educational
course.
Perhaps the man who wrote the obIt-
uary of Joseph Jefferson was thinking Of
Thomas.
Yes, lightning strikes the Washing
ton Monument occasionally. but the
lightning gets the worst of the deal
every time.
The New Yorker who lost a bet and
then recovered the wager by suit is a
little ahead financially but ne can't pose
as a sport.
Dan Sully. il seems, tried TO get up a
little corner in legislation as well as in
cotton. He failed there, too.
Judge Parker may learn something
concerning the Philippines by perusing
the remarks Of AIR. Root.
A lady complains that when the fair
authorities at st. Louis ordered a Ger
tain aisle cleared. and she refused to
get out, she was assisted. But possibly
this was gallantry-
Mr.. AIudd. of Maryland. begins TO fear
that he VIII be thrown this campaign.
All Western army posts hereafter are
to receive their supplies by way of San
Francisco. which viii be pleasing TO San
Francisco. Puget Sound will be stimu-
lated TO an early and vigorous kick.
A former mayor Of Davenport. Iowa
has just been sent to the peneentiary,
while an eN-mayor of Des Moines is now
running a saloon Honors thrust upon
man may be a misft.
The private who married a negress at
least holds some moral advantage over
the officers who ought 10 have married
Filipino women
In a recent issue Of the Commercial
Appeal there was a touching obituary
of Joseph Jefferson. Mr. Jefferson
doubtless win take pride in living up TO
Tt " Guild be but fair for the esteemed
World" and the no less esteemed
Times of New York to halve the bill
for the mothbalIs In which 10 pack away
the scandal that has been a campaign
jog 10 both Of them.
When a car jumps the track Il is a
safe assumption that something is the
matter either with the car or with the
track.
The best way 20 settle a family quar-
rel in court is to fine everybody con-
cerHed.
Washington is an ideal city for con-
. yeuti0ns. Also FOR other things
A citizen Of Norristowu stipulated that
no women attend his funeral. Some men
are so gTJuChy that death can't cure
them.
A location is being sought for TIE Pal
| ace Of Peace. Ought 10 be out OF range,
anyhow.
II takes a wiser person than an Indian
10 appreciate Indian summer.
The pure food gentlemen now in session
here ought 10 reach some official CON
clusiou as 10 sawdust and shavngs as a
steady breakfast diet.
Former Inspector Rode. dismissed
fro-- the service for cause. shows his
accustomed willingness stiH TO blame
somebody else.
Doubtless The police viii count Joe
WalCort out for EoOd.
AUTUMN DhY-DREAMS.