Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1904-03-04

7 was tired and wanted somebody to tai
10 him; because he was hungry an
wanted some home cooking, or b.
5 cause he has quarreled with his bes
girl and wants somebody to symps
thize with him and tell him how L
square himself The Monday nigh
beau regards his Monday night girl a
sister, without a sisters fatal can
dor, and is so little sentimental tha
the family never thinks of getting
out of his way and giving him q
chance.
Occasionally he does propose, but
when he does II is more from a dread
OF having the present pleasant re-
latlonship disturbed than from ardent
passion. II the girl says yes" she
goes through life with a husband
who is like a nice, companionable,
indulgent brother, but IL she says mo"
he sinks, without reproaches. back
into his old position, and II the girl
marries and he doesn't he may keep
up the Monday night calling habit
through life The Frenchmen who re.
fused to marry his fiance because If
he did so he would have no pleasant
place to spend his evenings was in.
jubitadely a Monday nighter.
Duty Calls Tuesday Evening.
The Tuesday night beau is the
duty beau. He calls upon you be
cause he must, because he owes you
dinner visit or an opera box call,
or because he doesn't want his name
scratched when you make up your
invitation lists for the winter or the
weeks end in the summer. His visit
is absolutely impersonal He would
just as soon talk to your mother, or
your school girl sister, or a store dunn.
my and the conversation is nice and
unexciting in what they call "ele-
giant" in female seminaries.
You discuss the weather, whether 4 .
has been a gay season or a dull one
were you at the Blank reception. the
sensational engagement OF your dear.
est enemy, the last new ball and the
last new play, and then he tears him.
self away and goes on his heroic
round of duty. Sometimes you may
fancy for a moment that he is about
10 get sentimental but he thinks bet.
.er Of II and decides to wait until he
IAN look your papa up in Bradstreet
Wednesday Adds zest TO Life.
The Wednesday night beau is the
andy and violets and theater beau. l
life woulden't be worth living with. I
'ut him, and sometimes it's pretty a
lard to live with him, but he is gen. |
rally more interested in a girls ap 9
'etite than he is in her heart. He's q
generous and whole souled and Jolly, '
md he adores making women happy !
nd giving them a good time. but he {
as no deep designs on your heart. /
You never find sentimental notes
idden in his roses or candy or have
lye over a lobster. He loves the sex
s n sex. but not as individuals. II
e could marry a hundred wives he
'ould be a marrying man, but as he
ant he Is apt not 10 marry at all.
D when the Wednesday night beau
obs up with his invitation to do some.
ling amusing and entertaining
ise girl takes his attentions at their
zee value and saves her heart for
,mebody else
elledom Acknowledged on Thursday.
The Thursday night beau Is what
ay be called, for want Of a better
rm, the rusher ana his attentions are
lulyalent TO a certificate OF aek.
,wledged belledom. There are certain
en- who never pay a girl any at.
ntion until they have to fight their
ay to her theater chair, and who
ould not dance with her to save her