The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1904-10-05
= A woman would rather be iuoon

olSCcuC tuau OtueTWl6c.
= Relatives have money, but rela-
tions are always poor.
- A hustler makes money hum and
an idler makes them humdrum.
& Oh, liberty, what lot Of divor-
ces are sought in thy name!
- The kind Of figures that won't
lie are seldom inoased in tailor-made
gowns.
A man cant be in two places at
eaos-uuiess ne is au Office holder.
= The easy-going cab horse lauds
more money than the average race
horse.
- It is easier to return some um-
brellas than it is to pay tor recovering
them.
- Even first class newspaper is
sure to occupy second place when it
comes to entering postoffice.
- An Irish philosopher says the
trouble with mans best thoughts is
that they usually remain unthunk.
= One comfort about being poll
tician is being able to occasionally 6b
conscientiously.
- Many true word is spoken be-
hind the SUBJECTS back.
- If q man has meek appearance
it isn't always sign that he's mar
.;,J ,nv-,a n .,,ap aro ;.,ck l.,-o lie, m; h.
out spirit.
- Glass houses of very substan-
tial kind can now be built. Silesian
glassmakers are turning out glass
bricks for all sorts Of building pur-
poses.
A woman idea Of saving money
is getting invited out to lunch aud
then asking everybody there to go
with her next week.
- Improved plows and machinery
reduce the labor one-third. The farm.
ers should take this fact into considera-
ton when they are purchasing imple-
ments to cultivate aud save their
crops.
-Lack Of opportunity to be naugh-
ty keeps more men good than fear Of
the Law.
The man who wishes to develop
his bump Of caution should purchase
mule.
- Philosophers are men who i'm
asine they have got through being
fools.
= The man who attempts to give
his santanic majesty his due is kept
busy.
- He who hasn't time to be happy
to-day will find that it is too late to-
morrow.
- Our ideal Of true hero is man
Who brings friend home to dinner on
q washday.
- Many o man doesn't consider
marriage failure until 10 gets down
to his wife's last dollar.
= Men talk shop and women talk
shopping.
- An officer in the German Army
has invited an acetylene searohlight,
which can be carried by one man, and
which will illuminate everything with
in o distance Of 100 yards.
= When q girl tells young man
that tha best is none too good for her
it is up to him to offer himself.
- Young man, beware Of girl who
lets you do all the talking during
courtship; she's playing waiting
game.
= Haste is said to make waste, yet
there are few hustlers in almshouses.
- Many a man follows the races be-
cause he is unable TO get ahead Of
them.
- Some real estate men make spe-
oiaIty Of TRANSFORMING molehills in
to mountains.
Two daughters Of 8. G. Stuart, q
prominent farmer Of Falls County,
Texas, who was found dead in his bed
with his head nearly severed from his
body, have confessed that they mur-
dered him. They are Is and Is years
years, old, and say the father had
threatened to kill them.
Miss Margaret Ingels, a pretty
| and talented girl Of Paris, KY, has
rendered her services to. :he National
Democratic Committee andyher SER
vices have been accepted. She has
been notified that she will be assigned
to speak in the west. In the last
oampaign Miss Ingels made many
speeches for Bryan and che was popu-
lar. t,t II,
A storm did $25, 900 damage in
Macon Wednesday night. A negro
girl was killed in the wreck Of a
church.