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The evening world., 1904-01-23
A WAR VETERAN

A war veteran. James q. Boyd, of
Lowell, says: My family used Father
Johns Medicine for 80 years" Cures
colds or money back. Prevents pneu-
monia.
The evening world., 1904-01-23

HAD A COLD AND SORE THROAT
Father Johns Medicine cured it
George E Boardman. 1885 Washing
ton St., Boston.
The evening world., 1904-01-23

Boden.
gers.
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1904-12-30
AT THE PRINTERS HOME.
Mr.. Bryan Visits the institution anc
Addresses the Assembled Guests.

William jennings Bryan. the famous
statesman and standard bearer OF the
national democratic parry for president
o. the United States in he campaigns
OF 1896 and 1900, accepted an invitation
extended to him by SD; erintcndcnt
Deacon on MOndaV and visited the in
siitution Oh that afternoon, meeting
with hearty and cordial reception
from Mrs. Deacon and the resident
members. Mr.. Bryan was accompanied
ny W. Z. DOYLE, chairman OF the DEM
ccratic county central committee:
Clyde b. Starrett, clerk IF The district
court, and T. B. Pyles, publisher of the
Ell Paso Democrat. The party were
driven in Il Victoria to the Home
grounds and alighted in front OF tins
main building where number of the
residents were gathered and who usk-
cred the distinguished visitor and his
companions into tie main hall. When
Mr.. Bryan and the other visitors had
registered. they were taken on a tour
o: inspection of the buildings and
grounds by Mrs. Deacon. the matron
tacting in the absence of the super,n-
tcn;lent who went to Denver cary in
tho mornin" or iniporta u business in
connection with the Home, c. B. Tom
lin and c. A. Gallagher. residents. Mr.
Bryan was afte"warG eStGited to t.. :
assembly room which was crowded to
The docrs by members and Other resi-
dents Of the institution, and after as
ccndng the platform was greeted with
enthusiastic handclapping. Mr.. Toni
lin then introduced "thc great conf
the audience, and Mir. Bryan spoke III
effect as follows, being occasionally
interrupted by outlursts Of applause:
He remarked that he was greatly
pleased at the opportunity to visit the
Home He had heard OF it but did
not conceive that it was so superbly
equipped. He said that i brought for
chilly to his mind the broad fraternity
taught and demonstrated hy trade Or
Plantations.
Mr.. Bryan thought the struggle for
improved conditions in thc path of re-
duced hours of labor SO ri,;t the work
crs could have more time for family
companionship and Improvement
mentally was subject deserving the
attention of government. The future
v elfare of tho country deDended upOn
the workers, not upon those above
or below labor. and that state pro-
vision should be made for the succor
OF those whose years of toll had so
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1904-12-30
Mails of the World.

Che aggregate annual letter aud
newspaper mail of the world amounts
to 32,5O0,OO0,000 pieces, of which s.
500.O00.O00 go through the U. S. mails.
We have $4,000 postofices and $780,
900 miles of postal routes. The serv-
ice costs over $3.50. oOO, 900. year. But
for $22,000,000 spent in establishing
the. rural free delivery, which now
serves one-seventh of the population
OF the United States, the postoflice
would be self-sustaining.
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1904-12-30
What a Hen Can Learn.

When a boy ] had fat, lively hen
SO educated that at my bidding she
would lie on her back and slide head
first down an inclined plane two or
three feet in length without the slight
est effort to turn upright or stop her
self; and at the bottom she would re-
main just as she landed until touched
her or spoke to her--unless interfered
with by some other person or animal
Incredible as this may seem. it Is a
trick easily taught any gentle, affecs
Tomato hen.
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1904-12-30
A Changed Woman.

We'll, WELL" said the returned trav
elcr, "and so you are married now.
1t seems only yesterday since you left
school. How time does fly!"
Yes replied Mrs. Youngey. only
2 short time ago | never clipped any
thing from the papers but poems, and
now ! clip nothing but recipes"
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1904-12-30
started to pour a few drops IN tn kit
chen stove''

Daughter" said old man Graspitt,
cts useless to waste any more time
on young Singleton. He's destined to
he bachelor all his days
WHY do you think that, papa?"
asked the fair maid.
Il overheard him say this morning
that he wouldn't marry for money!
answered the old man, and if money
won't induce a chap to butt into the
matrimonial game, it's a hopeless
case"
Dis secret ballot biz has ruined
'lections for de honest voter" growled
the blear-eyed man with the tattered
duds
What makes you thing SOP in
CURED the amateur politician.
DE candidates won't give yer $3.50
like il de days ov old, cause dey
don't know if yer de!iverin' de goods,
see?"
Bramble-"Yes, I'm ugly, know I'm
ugly; but there is one great consOla-
ton
Friend-sWhat is that?''
Bramble-"If | should become great,
and the American people should re-
solve to erect a monument to my MEM
DRY, they won't be able to make me out
any uglier than / am
Tess-She's a professional nurse, I
believe.
Jess-Not at all What gave you
that idea?
Tess-She remarked that she sat UP
last night with sick man.
Jess-Lovesich, that was all. 1t was
that fiance of hers.
Wigg-"Bjolcs is generous to q
fault" WagG-"los, but it's his own
fault.
Marker" the spread OF the opium
habits something terrible. | am told
that women Of tie highest class have
been seen going into opium joints.
Parker-"Oh. that's all nonsense:
Ladies OF fashion so to such places to
watch the Chinamel use chopsticks.
They want to learn how to cat soup
with fork"
Say, lodging automobiles ought to
help some. too"
Willie-Pa, what is philanthropist,
anyway?
PA philanthropist. my son, is
merely a man who has more money
that he can possibly use himself.
Mrs. Schoppen-Pd rather have this
Wallpaper than the other for our
rooms, but unfortunately it's so much
thicker.
Observation-Disclosures What difference
does that make?
Mrs. Schoppen-A great deal of diff
ference; we live in fiat.
Automobile exercise, they say, cures
consumption
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1904-12-30
Too Bad.

Hello, Ragsey. said the first news
boy. sarcastically, Il didn't see yer at
de Astorbilt weddin' last night"
NO. replied the other. Il wuz
all ready to go, but me bloomin' valet
didn't show up in time to mannycure
me fingernails. "-PhiladeIphia Press
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1904-12-30
His Share of Trouble.

Things are very dear" said the dis
satisfied citizen.
Yes" answered Senator Sorghum;
but we are all feeling il alike. can
remember the time when votes could
be bought for dollar apiece that
cant be bought now at any price"
Washington Star.
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1904-12-30

Only two seconds are required for
prize fight, but it always lasts much
longer than that
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1904-12-30

Mr.. Grumps-"Good morning. Do
you take pictures by the instantaneous
process?'
rapher-"Yes sir
Mr.. Grumps-"Well. this is Mrs
Grumps, my wife you know. | want
her picture taken"
Photographer-"Cer But are
you particular about having it instan-
taneous?''
Mr.. Grumps-"Of course. When you
get things ready, tell her to look real
pleasant, and then snap Off the ma
chine before the expression fades
away. You've gotter be quicker'n
lightning
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1904-12-30

Employment Agent--"Why did you
leave Mrs. Goodsoul so soon? She is
said to be very nice woman"
Domestic-"Nice! Shes that stingy
she begrudges the very air We breathe
You amaze me-"
Judge fer yrself Kerosene isn't
worth over II cents a gallon, is it,
No"
Well. she most had q fitSscause I
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1904-12-30
An EnviabIe Life.

Who is that lazy-looking man over
there with the broad shoulders and
he high cheek bones? He never
seems to do anything"
THAT man? He doesn't have to do
anything. He's a famous baseball
player"
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1904-12-30
A Lunch Dish.

A dainty lunch dish can be made by
adding to hot boiled rice, butter, an
egg, grated cheese and tomato. Stir
all till thoroughly heated and serve
at once.
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1904-12-30

Say, lodging automobiles ought to
help some. too
Willie-Pa, what is q plilanthropist
anyway?
PA philanthropist. my son, is
merely a man who has more money
that he can possibly use himself.
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1904-12-30
Not All Accounted for.

GeTAld-"Theres a fool born every
minute"
Geraldine-"But that would be only
sixty an hour"
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1904-12-30
Criticism.

First Hog-It is singular that those
Young lambs have so little sense.
Second Hog-Eery. 1t is shocking
to see them wasting time in idle friv-
olity when it might be devoted to eat
ing.
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1904-12-30
loo Much to Exnect.

Too Much to Expect.
See here, landlord. must / sit here
forever before | get the half chicken
that | have ordered?"
oh. no, sir! I'm only waitin. TIL
somebody comes and orders the Other
half. OF course, can't kill half
chicken. ''-Fliegcnde Blactter
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1904-12-30

largely contributed to the country s
then activity, and that he who tried
to suppress or disturb the progress OF
labor's struggle for better conditions
was an enemy of his country.
Mr. Bryan also spoke OF state in
suranoe. whereby the tcilers during
their days OF activity might be as
sured that when age came to them
that they and their families would
aavc support from: the stote and that
ii was the duty Of the legislators to
provide in the future that the produc-
eis OF wealth should have a larger
share OF Tho wealth their labor pro-
duccd
NJ Bryan again e.nphatically e::-
pressed his great pleasure and salts
faction with his visit to the l. 7. Z.
institution and highly complinlentel
the organization for its benefcent
care of the infirm and superannuated
members under it's jurisdiction ard
the completeness OF all its cndeavOrs.
Mr.. BRYAN said also that in future
his efforts would he given more to the
subjects to which he had alluded in
his address, as the countr. success
and investment rested ve:y materially
upon the Improvement Of the condi-
ton and standing of those who were
It's upbulders in times of peace and its
defenders i'll times Of war.
Nj. Bryan and company wc.c OK
actly one hour in the institution. arriv-
ing at the Home about 2:4G and leav-
ing at $40. his address consuming
fifteen minutes, tae remainder of the
time being pleasantly spent going
hither anG thithor ahout the Home
buildings and grounds. = Colorado
Springs Labor News.
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1904-12-30

Lacked Lawyers Facility.
Lawyer to witness-Never mind
what you think, we want facts here.
telI us where You first met this
man.
Woman witness--Can't answer it. II
the court doesn't care to hear what l
think there's no use questioning me,
for ] am not a lawyer and can't, talk
without thinlting.-Boston Bulletin
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1904-01-21
For Great American Navy.

Washington, January 14.-The Ma
ii onal Association of Naval Militia met
t oday to frame basis for legislation to
pr omote the naval militia of the coun-
try. Later the so delegates present
called on President Roosevelt. The
President greeted the delegates cor
daily, and delivered a brief address to
th EN- on their work. He said:
Il have a peculiar interest, and 1
think | may say knowledge of the naval
militia. and of the work that it has
done. When l was Assistant Secretary
of the Navy the interests of the naval
militia came peculiarly within my prov.
ince. l am particularly glad to see you
here, and l most earnestly hope that
you will be able to harmonic any small
differences of opinion among you and
work for common end. 1t is with the
naval militia as it is with the National
G uard generally. If they can decide
definitely what they want and agree
upon it, we can come pretty near put
ting their policy through, while if there
is a disagreement it is an extremely
diff cult thing to obtain proper legisla.
ton or administration.
"It is not necessary for me to say to a
body like this that the position of the
United States as a great world power
and her ability to maintain with dignity
any sef-respect, her position in the
world at large, depend primarily upon
the efficiency of her navy, and that you
by the work you do in the naval militia,
can contribute as no other body of CIV
ilians on land can possibly contribute to
make that efficiency reach high
standard"
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1904-01-21
Called to Honolulu.

Rey. w. f. Potwine, who for % years
has been the rector of the Episcopal
church at Pendeton, and who is well
known in Heppner, has declared his in
tention of resigning his pastorate, and
is going to the Sandwich Islands.
Twenty-Five years ago in July Mr..
Potwine came to Pendleton, and as
snmed the charge of the then small con-
gregation that went to make up the
Church of the Redeemer in Pendleton.
1t was his first charge, as he had Just
left the divinity school of "Trinity,"
and it is greatly owing to his untring
energy and zeal that the parish has
grown from missionary to self sup.
porting parish, aud as the congregation
outgrew the old frame building that had
done service as a church for so long,
Mr.. Potwine conceived the idea of con-
structing a new church of larger di-
mensions, and more suited in every way
to the growing congregation and, after
several years of toll in the way OF Sc
curing funds, his efforts were rewarded,
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1904-01-21
There has been for manv wears q laroa

There has been for many years large
amount of canned and picked salmon
sold in the markets of Europe each sea.
son, and the demand there for our tooth
some fish, already extensive, is con-
stantly growing. In fact, many Of the
packers look to those countries for the
sale OF the greater portion of their
product. There, however, appears now
to be demand for the fresh fish and
undoubtedly the trade in that line will
reach large figures within very few
years. Frozen fish have been shipped
from the Columbia River to the cities
on the Atlantic coast for some time.
Under present methods OF refrigeration
it is as practica bic to ship fresh fish to
Germany or England as it is to New
York, and if the cost of transportation
is not too great there Is no reason why
the fresh fish from the coast may not be
made as popular in foreign countries as
the canned and picked products are
Astoria Budget.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1904-01-21
May Fire Theater.

Chicago, January 14.-As soon as the
Corcner's jury releases its control of the
lroquois Theater, the play house will be
again given over to the flames, if plans
evolved by Mayor Harrison and Walter
F. Fisher of the City Club, are carried.
Experts who will fight over again the
Iroquo;s conflagration will have trained
firefghters at their elbows to see that
the demonstration of the plan does not
bring about any property loss outside
the partially ruined playhouse. The
purpose of again firing the theater is to
test the sufficiency of city ordinau ces,
present and prospective.
At conference today between Mayor
Harrison and Mr.. Fisher this subject
was discussed exhaustive!y, and it was
decided that nothing that had been
done in Chicago for many years would
approach this plan in the amount of
good for the public that would result.
With men who understand every detail
of the test 10 watch every action of the
flames and gases, and to regulate effects
by the manipulation of the ventiators
and doors, it was urged that the benefits
to accrue from the fire test would be
practically inestimable. With the Iro-
quois stage filled with excelsior and
rubbish, and fire raging thereon, the
conditions being like those of the fatal
afternoon of December 80, the experts
expect to learn a great deal about the
flames that swept so many lives away.
j. K. Freeman, an expert, on fire, will
be asked 10 take charge of the test.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1904-01-21
Hardnlan News.

Harry Warren and family left
here last week for Sumpter, where
Mr.. Warren will look after his
mining interests.
M. G. Fuqua and family spent
Sunday in town.
c. M. Hastings was in from his
ranch and reports stock looking
fine.
Fred Tash and wife went out to
the ranch Friday evening return
ing Sunday. Fred says their fall
sown wheat looks well.
The farmers Of this section are
finding good market for their
hogs at the new butcher shop at
Hardman. Adams and Cowdry
are hustlers.
Bert Allen was in town from his
Rood canyon ranch few days ago.
Bert is wintering about $50 head
of cattle for Mrs. Parker and re-
ports all stock doing fine.
J W. Stevens came in last week.
Wes says him and the cattle are
both fat.
The good people of Hardman
and vicinity donated literally for
repairing the M. f. church. Now
we think the trustees ought to
have the roof fixed as the shingles
were hauled last summer
Dave Jenkins is found always
early and always late in his har-
ness shop.
James and Robert Medlock are
putting IN choice bank of logs
for Geo. Hayden.
Frank Engleman and family of
lone, were the guests of Jack
Lane last week.
Will Beymer came up from his
sheep camp near Heppner Junction
last week and reports all the sheep
in that section looking fine.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1904-01-21
BOer Colony For Montana.

st. Paul, January 14--Arrangements
are almost completed for establishing
Boer colony in Montana. Land either
along the Shields River or Milk River
Valley will be selected, and it is ex.
pected that the immigration OF tbs
Beers will begin early this spring.
The preliminary arrangements re-
garding the establishment Of Beers in
America is in charge of General q. d.
Joubert and Captain w. S. O'DonneN.
The idea of establishing a colony in
Mexico was given up several weeks ago
on account Of the prevalence of yellow
fever. James J. Hill is largely respon.
sibe for the selection of Montana for
the colony.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1904-01-21
Herbert Spencer,s Curious Will.

London, JAN 14.-Herbert Spencer's
will is a curious document. It directs
that his body shall be placed in coffin
with loose lid and crematcd and the
ashes buried, all without any species of
religious ceremony. All the rights and
pr operty in his books and investments
are given to the trustees, Honorable
Au beron Herbert, DR.. Henry Charlton
Bastan and David Duncan, with in
stru ctions to employ the yearly revenue
Sin resuming and continuing during
such period as may be needed for fur
theringsmy express wishes, but not ex
ceeding the lie time of all descendants
Of Queen Victoria, who shall be living
at my decease, and of the survivors of
tn hem and for q years after the death of
such survivor, the publication of the
existing parts of my descriptive So
ciol ogy and the compilation and pubi-
cation of the fresh parts thereof upon
the plan followed in the parts already
published"
Afterward all copyrights, stereotype
plates, etc, are to be auctoned and the
proceeds divided among a number of
scientific societies.
The will orders that Herbert Spencer's
autobiography is to be published stimuli
taneously in Great Britain and the
United States and requests David Dun
can to write biography in one volume
of modern size. Another interesting
clause is:
"Give to Charles Holme, son of my
late friend, George Holme Of Derby, in
emembrance of his father having saved
my life when a boy, the watch present.
ed to me by friends in Boston, U. S. A.,
and so inscribed, together with the at
tached chain; and | hope, the lega tee
may think it we'll to keep it ia his
family as an heirloom"
In a codicl,. Mr.. Spencer reiterated
his objection to the metric system and |
expresses the desire that whenever
bill shall be introduced in parliament |
on the subject his pamphlet against the |
system shall be reprinted and distrib
uted to the members of parliament.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1904-01-21
Stockholders, Meeting.

Notice is hereby given that the an
nual meeting of the Heppner Mining
Company will be held at the office of
C. E. Redfeld in Heppner, Oregon, Oh
Wednesday, February 10, 1904, a: the
hour of 2 O'Clock p. M, for the purpose
of e|ecting president, and secretary,
and for the transaction of any other
business that may come before the
meeting.
II. w. AYERS, d. B. STALTER,
Secretary, President.
Heppner, Or, January 5. 1904. 72-5
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1904-01-21

and stone church was erected at a
cost of $500.
Mr.. Potwine has had call to Homo
lulu from Bishop Resterick, of Honolu-
lu, who was classmate in college of
his, and it is with lasting regret to the
co mmunlcants of the church that he
has at last signified his intention of ac-
ce pting the call, and will leave here
SO Inc time in the spring.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1904-01-21
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Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1904-01-21
Rates for Local Ads.
groceries.
I. K. Howard for fine groceries.

Howard's grocery store is a very pop
uar place for the purchase of supplies
for farmers and outfits for outing in the
way of extra fine groceries. Almost
everything imaginable kept in stock.
It's handy where you can get anything
you want.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1904-01-21

Mrs. Ruth Brown Thompson,
aged 76 years, eldest daughter Of
"John Brown Of Osawatomie," is
dying of the grip at her home in
Pasadena, Cal.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1904-01-21

The pawnbrokers of Lima, Pc
ru have formed a trust with 81, :
100000 capital.
The government forces and reb-
els are fighting in Uruguay. The
war is continuous program of
guerilla fights.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1904-01-21

OF 4,790 children under 16 years
of age brought into the police
court of New York city during
1903, only 430 were girls.
A committee of the National G..
A. r. is drafting new pension
law, or rather a much amended
revision of the present law.
Rumors that the Salvation
Army colony in Colorado is badly
embarrassed financially are stoutly
denied by army officials.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1904-01-21

A recognized authority-Ths Weekly
Oregonian