The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1904-04-17
Fitch


are let loose. who run on the trail Of
the venison express, and it is the BUSH
ness.of the steepIe chasers to follow the
hounds The theory seems to be that a
horse can go wherever q dog can. and
that a man can ride wherever a horse
can run
The finest pisinthry in the world"
gather before the race and crowd the
+ places where there is the greatest posi-
bility Of fur-meaning thereby leg and
arm breaking. Occasionally a gentle
man rider win stroll down before the
race TO a stiff spot to view the ground
where he must shortly lie. No race Is
considered a success unless 1t furnish
employment for surgeons.
The Trishman is irrepressibIe, enthu-
siastic, vivacious and optimistic. Power
~ cannot engloom him. He 5ests
through his rags and over them and at
them. Imprison him, and his lark-like.
song win rise to heaven through the
iron bars. He is ever enthusiastic and
never thrifty-untiI ne is naturalized in
America, and not often then.
The warm-h hearted peasant who desir-
ed to express his joy at O'ConneIls
liberation from prison, and who was
too poor to illuminate his cabin with
candles or his garden with rockets. and
too proud to allow it to remain dark,
and so set fire to the thatch and made
bonfire of his home, would. If in
America, have had a bonfire all the
same, only he would have burned the
house Of somebody with whom he dis
agreed instead of his oyEn-such are
the benefcent and enlightening effects
OF free republican institutions.
AAA
You may stop over at cornack Me-
carty's castle. with: view of fitting
yourself for the fan campaign for
There is stone there that whoever
kisses
Oh. he never misses to grow eloquent.
IT'S he may Chamber to lady's cham
Or become member of the Parlia-
ment,
A clever spouter hen sure turn ont or
An out and outer to he let alone.
Don't seek to hinder him. or TO be-
wilder him.
For he's a pilgrim from the blarney
stone
But you won't kiss it after all. es-
pecially if you are an elderly fat man,
for the blarney stone is below the
parapet where your lips cannot reach
it, and ybur visit VIII be in vain.
A A A
There is no bull ike an Irish bull
Hereford. Jersey, Holstein. or Poll
Angus cannot be compared with the
genuine Hibernfan bovine. I was pres
ent when Wendell Phillips lectured at
Cooper Institute in New York, in be- |
half Of the society of st. Vincent de |
Paul. He was introduced by an Irish |
priest
Ladies and Gentlemen" said his
Reverence 1T is my pleasant duty |
and privilege to introduce to you the |
great American orator and agitator. /
Wendell Phillips. who win address you |
on the subject Of the great Irish orator
and agitator. Daniel O'Connell,- a sub
ject dear 70 every Irish heart, for |
every Irishman loves his native land,
whether he was born there or not
AAA
No. I'm not hating England, for my
cloth forbids me to hate anybody"
said an Irish Priest at Land League
meeting. Pm simply wishing that she
won't miss any harm that is coming to
her."
Why don't somebody assassinate
he mani" said the visiting Hiberian
o his friend, who related tc him the
-ernorseless action Of a certain Irish
landlord in evicting his tenant "Oh,
veil" was the response you know
low it always is, what is everybody's
business is nobody's business -
AAA J.
Whether the action of the British
government in purchasing the land Of
rish owners, in order to sell it on {
adorable terms TO their tenants, viii
rove permanent and, satisfactory |
Glution of the Irish problem, remains
o be seen. The west winds carry the
cean clouds against the mountains OF
where they constantly dis
barge their watery burden. This
makes of Ireland the best watered Z
ountry Of Europe. Her meadows and <
asture lands are ever green and sue
ulent, and cattle and sheep thrive. |
tut these same conditions tend to pro-
uce rot IN potatoes and must in grain.
n brief. the most profitable use TO
hitch the lands of Ireland can be put, :
for Gairies and for the raising and q
attening of cattle and sheep for the
nglish market A grazing and dairy (
arm does not require the services of
5 many men as one where grain and ;
BOT vegetables are raised, and the o
aportation of Irishmen aud Irish y
omen TO the United States and the II
ritish Colonies viii, I think. be in Z
'eased rather than diminished by the l.
ew land law.
"A A p
We reached Dublin. Dear, dirty a
1blin," at dusk Our trunk laden cab =
1lled up In front Of the Shellburne Il
'use- A servant. gorgeous in livery II
blue and gold appeared at the win OF
w Il
Have you engaged your apart N
ents?" inquired he al
No said / in
.Sc.--r-,- sir satz h H.. :. l. 80 Y