The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-06-09


knows what no can do till he tries.'
Life.
Caller-Your sister IL a long tin
making her appearance. Johnn.
Johnny-Yes; she's got to make II.
course. fore she comes down.-Ch
cago Tribune.
His failure: do you know anythin
about hirtins" NO" he reptile,
sadly: II thought | did. but when
tried II. hanged II the girl didn
marry me."-Chicago Post.
Doctor-Ah! out for constitutional
She-Yes; walk two miles befor
breakfast every morning for my CON
plexion. Doetor-ls the drug store .
far AT that.-London Taller
Frisnd-Edith married for none.
didn't she7 Clara-No indeed He I
rich. but she Is dreadfully in love will
him. Why when he comes In late
she just sits and seolds him by th'
hour.
Fond Mother (who Is sure the Wis
ltor would Ike to hear her infan
prodigy on the vlolinl-Johnny Is -
far advanced that now We can almost
tell whether he Is tuning or playing
Punch.
His guess: well. think | made
an Impression on her anyway said
the automobile enthusiast. as he
glanced back at the fair young woman
lying IN the road.-Chlcago Record
Herald
One Thing Lert-"There doesn't seem
to be anything that be can do" ''oh.
don't know. He's failed al every.
thing else. but he might run the adj
vice column In a family magazine
Chicago Post
And II swallowed the hook: so you
caught a catfish that weighed -
ponndsY' Hook and all. that WI.
its weight" Hook and alp yep.
the hook was using weighed 81
pounds. "-lndianapoiis sun.
visitor-You are the edlt0rl Well.
want TO speak 10 you about my
daughter. She writes poetry. sir: and
she's only IA years old, Editor-Oh.
we'll wouldn't worry. She'll oatsrow
It. perhaps Boston Transcript
The ylsltor-why are you here. my
friend7 TIE prlsoner-Im
the victim OF the unlucky number.
.f,f-s.a. US. .sfsfs.- f-Va.N. 49,.
hat, The prisoner Twelve jurors
md one Sporting Times.
Medium tat splriiuallstic seane~i-
Is Mr.. keezlcks present. His deccus
a wife wishes to communicate with
aim. Mr.. keezicss Gin an asiiated
'oiccl-Teil her I'd rather not. rlD
married agaln.-chicago Tribune.
Il am afraid" said the very wealthy
-oung woman 10 the titied wooer.
that our ideals differ" In what
FayY" II should like 70 be loved gor
~ own sake. while yoa expect 10 be
,ved for the sake OF your family -
star.
A useful attache: why should I
i've this man a posltlon7' said the Sui
IN OF Turkey. because he may 10
cry useful In nn emergency" answer.
4 the grand vixier: "he knows how
} say We apologize In every modern
lngua &c. "-washinston Star.
visitor-You haven't 20, bali as nice
cemetery her. as we have In Elm
lie. Prominent citizen tof HowvilleJ
No. I've always heard that the cvrs-
cry is the only part OF our town that
bids out any Inducements for per
anent resldents.-chieago Tribune.
"Fine. wasn't itY' exclaimed clu.
m. after the trombons soioist had =
llshed his star performance: shat T.
as clever. ehY' "Oh. shucks." 70
led the Milpltas country cousin: he
dn't fool me a little bit That's one .
them trick horns. lie didn't really :,
raller it-"-Ex-
PROMOTERS OF courage: spartacus- h
omen are n great Incentive to manly 4
urage. A. smarticus - That's right. >
nee I've been married and had a few =
Is with my wife. the prospect OF g
mp with the meancst man on earth =.
rms Ike mere chlld's play to the.
Baltimore American. n,
.ady (who was on n vlsIi to her ma Il
e town How Is Mrs. Gabb: n
vent seen her In long timer Hos a,
s-Shc Is having her usual ups and a,
~n. Lady yisitor--And what mar r,
i be. pray7 Hostess-oh. run. Ia
q up bills and running down her G.
ghbors. Brooklyn Life. ~
lass amuscments: Don't you think a,
amusements OF many society PEG
are very nonsensicaIY' Some
cs." answered Miss Cayenne. but Of
as nonscnslcal as the amuscments no
hose people who amuse themselves
imagining how society people st
use themselves. shington Star. NJ
lss FERTILE met you Mt the beach
summer. Miss Ann Teek--Yes.
Ist heard him telling you about IL
mt hear him say also that was pl
frivolous like the other girls he nc
here7 Miss Pert--Not exactly. an
said you were mot frivolous like TIC
girls he met thcre."-Phlladclphls us
". pi'
ne Of the detectives came hurry. 'n'
Chief" he said. I'VE nre on the pu
ne scent. The man we supposed .n'
murdered has turned up alive" -,
can't be possible" sternly answer. hs'
he chief: "the fellow we've had In pr
sweatbox for the last two or three tn'
! has Just confessed that he muir .ns
d him" the
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