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Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-08-18
CHlLDREN'S, DEPARTMENT

but tripped on the edge of f1agston.
fell, and broke the cream jar to pieces.
In the yard he found that prodi-
gious hawk had seized one of the
chickens and was lying away with it;
and as the chickens aud their mother
We're all tied on one string. they hung
together and the hawk flew away with
them az.
In his c0i fusion the peasant let
he yard cate open. and the pig came
in and spilled the batter, which the
animal then Immediately began to dc
Nour. While the peasant was looking
on i'll astonishment, another pig came
~ and began roofing amon@ tn" mil
let ssiyT.s'#gfalSss y
Then, While the peasant was cl"a,
ing things mp as we'll as he could. the
tire went out He had not succeeded
III rekindlIng it when his wife entered
the yard with the horse.
Why she said. where are the
chickens--and the hem
a hawk carried them off. hal
tied hem together, so they wouldn't
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-08-18
WHO HAS THE MOST TO DO,

Young men who are lust starting
out 10 assume the responsibilities of
lie usually think that they are about
the busiest people in the world. In
TACT 1t would seem from things we have
heard that men ip general have the
idea thai they have more 10 e than
women, Th2 following story told by
t"u2t Tolstsi will be of interes, as
bearing upon this subject.
II relates that Russion peasant
ana bis Wife after an earnest djscus.
sion of the question which of them
had the more and harder work TO do
agreed to exchange tasks for day.
The woman went to the field to plow
and the man stayed a, home to do the
housework.
Now mind said the wife. as she
started out. turn out the cows and
sheep out to the pasture at just the
right time. and feed the little chick
ems and look out that they don't wan
der. and have the dinner ready when
| come back. mix up some pancakes
and fry them, and don't forget to churn
the butter. But above all, don't for.
get to beat the millet.'
The peasant had SO much trouble in
getting the cattle and sheep out that
it was late when he thought of the
chickens: and in order that the little
chickens might not wander, The tied
them all together by the legs with a
string, and then fastened the string
to the old hens leg. :,
He had noticed that while his wife
was beating the millet, she often
kneaded her pastry at the same time
SO he won't TO work to do these things
together; and as he had to shake him.
self a great deal to do It. he saw an
excellent chance 10 get the butter
churned at the same time, by tying
the cream Jar to his belt,
"BN the time the millet is pounded.
he said. the butter will have come.
{!e had hardly begun This triple task
when he heard tho cid hen 7GuaWkin@
ana tha chic,ens peepin9. He started
OH q run TO see what was the matter,
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-08-18

The new White Star liner Baltic,
aoW being built on the other side, is
to be equipped with at least forty
seven new electrical wrinkles for
her navigation, reducing perls Of the
sea- and for preparing food, says the
New York World She will make her
first trip next summer.
One Of the novelties is an electric
griddle cake and waffle range. The
automatic egg boilers, like those on
the Oceanic. are designed to cook 200
eggs at once, clock arrangement
causing the basket containing the
eggs to hop out Of the water at any
half-minute up to six minutes.
Another novelty is a self-dumping
oyster cooker for stews. At the ter
mination Of given time the cooker
p YRS its savory content into soup
plate and automatically shuts off the
electricity. There are electric oyster
and toast ranges, coffee urns, self
feeding tea and chocolate urns, cereal
boilers, ice breakers, butter cutters,
almond and hocoanut graters. ice
cream f1eezers, flour siftors. bread
mixers, egg beaters, vegetable cookers,
plate warmers, butter cake cooking
boxes, dumping steamers and pastry
cookers. Each OF the five electric cof-
fee urns has a capacity OF forty gal
Ions.
In spite of Port Steward William
Il nNf,0pi,y1 HlGcT ri n
broiler for steaks and chops has :, I
been invented. Epicures say that
meat cooked on electrical boilers has
metallic taste. The Baltic is to have
an electric laundry.
It is a tribute to American in@enu-
ity that this English and Irish built
ship must have nearly all her cleo
trical equipment manufactured in this
country.
One of the most marvellous electri-
cal contrivances is that fo> preventing
collisions. The moment another ship
enters the magnetic rleld'' OF the Bal
tic the needle of the instrument points
toward the vessel that is approaching
or being overtaken. Even the ryth-
mic beats of an unseen steamer
screws are registered by means OF the
delicate apparatus.
Another safeguard is an electric
contrivance to show If the ships lights
are burning properly.
An electric log for ascertaining the
speed of the ship and an electric lead
for ascertaining the depth OF the water
are also on the list. Another electric
novelty registers all signals. includ
ing steam syrens, record that might
prove of great value in trial OF
maritime case in court.
Refrigerating chambers are to be
chilled by electricity; there will be
extra electric steering apparatus. in
dependent of steam, hand and hydrau
lie appliances; electric devices fol
closing bulkhead doors automatically
and the most powerful searchlights.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-08-18
ALI. 81 EhEeGIhIl1TY THE BRITON LEARNED,

NEW STEAMER EQUIPPED IN
WON oERFUL MANNER
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-08-18
Gernea anv'S Tetenl,of4e Crit

The 4800 te1abaoGe= zifi# ia s3s4.
many are government eta8.nNo5. i,aca
must be of good character and i've IN
a respectable tanaity. The pay is - 32
cents q DAY. 4ita an advance og +
cents in two @eafa. and those four
years il a"sFfee secure 4 cents a
day, Applicants ior these positions
usually wait t&o Jeara tor aa open
Ing
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-08-18

The new White Star liner Baltic
aow being built on the other side, is
to be equipped with at least forty
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-08-18

Boston, Mass, and return via South
ern Railway.
From Memphis:
Via all rail. $3O.80; via New York
and Sound, s30.S0; via Norfolk.
Charleston or Savannah, and thence
via steamer. 1886.
Tickets sold Aug. 18th, 18Th and
14th, good to August goth. Privilege
of extension to Sept. Both. Stop ON
at New York. Philadelphia. Baltimoro
and Washington.
Three daily schedules. Dining car
service. Write for particulars and 10.
serve berths early.
~ ca Oh sAUSSURE. D. P. A. i
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-08-18

lana Normal school and the Louis
lana Press association. They were
quartered at the Monticello and all
were more than pleased with the
visit This is a splendid opportunity
to see the great worlds fair at small
cost
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-08-18
PILES! PILES! PILES!

DR.. Williams indian Pile Ointment
Will cure Blind, Bleeding, liberated
aud Itching Piles. It absorbs the tu-
mors. al!ays the itching at once. acts
as a poultice, gives instant relief. DR..
Williams Indian Pile Ointment is pre-
pared only for Piles and itching CT the
private parts, and nothing else. Every
box Is guaranteed. Sold by druggists,
sent by mail for SOC and S100 per box.
Williams Mfg. Co., Props, Cleveland,
Ohio For sale by w. l.. DeWoody and
company.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-08-18
In a Class of Ills Cwr,

"Why is it no one will fight him.
"BPcause he has used tie cahIe
aars SO much, hanging to a strap. that
his arms have stretched until he has
' reach that puts him in a class OF
is own"
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-08-18

Ocean Liner Baltic viii Have on
Board Forty-seven New "WrinhIes," ;"
from Preventing Collisions to Cook
ing Eggs and Oysters.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-08-18
iRREVE7 YOUTHS SLANG
MADE PLAIN.

How Yaie Golan, irrepressibie, Ex.
piainea the Difference Between the
Gazook and the Gazaboo.-And SILL
the Brton Wondered.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-04-29
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The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1904-07-30

An old member of the fire depart
ment was talking about some of the
big fires he had fought in his day and
he remarked.
But the most interesting fire is al
ways a blaze in Darktown. II you
want 70 see a lot of excited people
you just ought TO get into the midst
of a small CONFEDERATION in Darktowu
at night. The negroes begin to empty
houses of their contents for blocks
around. That is fun enough but the
real fun commences when they try
90 get their goods back into their
d, uses. for it is a sort of grab game.
everybody taking everything they can
get hold Of TIL bet that after a fire
in Darktown there isn't a house IN
the neighborhood OF the blaze that
rs furnished like it was before the
fire. Atlanta Constitution.
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frs Florence Maybrick Is free.
She left Truro, Cornwall july 90,
on her way TO France
Mrs Maybrieks Imprisonment vas
MOI terminated with the clang %
doors. the last sound which remains in
the eaFs Of SO many Of her fellow
Drisouerz who preceded har TO liberty
from Aylesbury. where she spent more
than fourteen years Of her ufc It
closed at the arche3 doorway Of the
white convent of the SkRterhood 81
the Epiphany Ia the little town 81
Truro. Cornwall with the. blaek.robed
sisters ufteriug their blessings and
good slehes for har future With two
com panions. Mrs Aaybrlck entered
the carriage II Mas Dalrymple, sec
Rotary ~ the s.stHrhood. and was
driven % rtaustelt. snali station
fourteen miles away. where she board
81 train aad started Oh her Journey
20 France She alli BOT come 20
America nagB her presence Ia cuusid-
cred necessary
Mgs Maybrick who was Miss Flor.
euro elizabeth Chandler. q member of
= wel3kn8N and prosperous southern
family. was married JHly n. 1881.
In 81 James church. Plccadiily. 20
James M4yhrlck 81 Liverpool She
wAs thea Is years cd. Htr husband
VAS over sH years q age.
Ia the spring of 1883 Mr May hrtck
became lll and IN a iew days be died.
Hts brothers investigated bis death
ana charged Mrs Naybrick With tbs
murder q her husband Z long trial
followed and number Of doctors
swore that the d~cedent died 81 ar
manieal t~alaoninK The defense
pxoved that for t~enty years Mr.. May
brick hAG been a confirmed user Of
arsenic aaa that be daily took doses
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1904-07-30

senator Fairbanks after faa numiuas
aaH ~ TIE Chicago runv@uflon as
"a esd Iaalana iawyer wh0 susn~.
what embarrassed tha stee preslasn.
fAmA candidate hN plpinw oni "A.
Charlie. ] knaw Yua ! st e. BE- : zig
man ane uf those aayN seems %
ne. judge replies to- senator. ~thas
1 waa evNtFy De when Fnm mme4 to
teach m@ las Yes. Charlie. yeu
we're q tai IA. cried he cd uan
- = high yesee. ~Sarnxp haa SC ynur
h@a1 pretty hA@h. bat tAls namsnM.
tssn wiii II you est abous TIE cAesI
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Albion ". Tourpee Accused % Max.
tnu False Reuarta.

Albion ~ raargew familiar 60
readers 1t postrubeiliun literature as
The author ~ The Fools Efraud
aud other sarEs dealing wtlh the re.
construction period. has recently got
tnto trpuble with the sine shippers
- Aurdeau&, France wheFe be- la the
consul tor the United States They
claim that TourEeo has made false rt-
parta "a his government regarding
TIE blendtne - Bordeaux shines aGth
fbuse NJ BlllAua Spain. and the sale
af the producf a. uare French ~tne
TIE association uf WlRe mfuweFa a.
ghe Freneh center ~ this inMusgry
condemn Mr. TourEee ruaudly ama
r~fmF % him with ane Gallo sarcasm
a. a rsuagElc nurelist mas ia keeping
with hih duties as government rep
rasaHfatlFa
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large enough 10 have killed a dozen
ordinary men.
Mrs Maybrick was eventually sem
tened to death by the Judge. Sir
Fnzjames Stephen. who spoke for two
days IN charging the jury He said
Il was impossible for them not to
find her guilty in the fact of the med
icai evidence The Judge died some
time later In q madhouse
From the time Of Mrs Maybrick's
conviction her mother. the Baroness
DIS Roquea was unremitting IN her
efforts IN behalf 81 the prisoner. She
succeeded In having the death sen
terce commuted 10 penal servitude
for life and finally has obtained the
freedoms of her daughter 20 whose
release from prison she had devoted
her life The baroness was aided by
influential friends on both sides Of
the Atlantic
In 1900. after The death Of Lord
Russell Of Klliowen chief justice OF
England. IA letter which he bad writ
ten TO Mrs. Maybr5ck In 1895 was dis
covered II showed he was convinced
that she ought never 10 have been
convicted and IL has been generally
understood that all the recent Amer
ican ambassadors 10 the court Of St
James have done everything possible
20 obtain Mrs Naybricks pardon.
The fact 81 her probable release
was used st reason for securing the
post pouement Of a trial last year OF
lawsuits bearing on Mrs. Maybricks
interest In land In Kentucky Virginia
and West Virginia until she was able
personally to testify II she was not
able 10 testify in these suits Mrs
Maybrics and her mother would have
lost all title and interest In the many
thousands OF acres Of land involved
In the case.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1904-07-30

~ Jaha , Res baFn. ere u th9
eldest nhyalenm L. washingtan and
masa4& - aneR tAaws $50 asfwnaea
President tsmieia fn@ Summer -
assss haa hega e. aRisafH tao ts@sae
ssg amMrMmm 9aahe psnpsm e ~ D.
sesea u cagamAa nr. RwThHru So
a sas@M.se - " Chicago e9nxsnfh 2
al hma Amw8st 20 asa the Aufhnrs =
- 80 psaataosaa the eaAesA4 ieae r
~ "a Repnblaaa * WaaAAHKfon 70
naAm heaawas Il paeEihaN. tor ths
Aunramw mavaant nw ReghGrn says
- amnnas 10 ~ : vtgoEnAa m9xe-
su@ns hessxs = nExt ceagxex&.
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LlproN NAY RAcE AGAIN.
Significance IN Fact Tnst shamrock
ri.lu Not for Sale.

Il may of SAY nHt hs ss@nincan' 81
Str Thomas t4ptoH Intentions re-.
ward4nm a myfh challenge Tor tbe
America go shat @AamE"eh ill has
bean Wtthaawr fJam tha market.
when the mt ASA sscoud ShamrocAs
were nald ~ November BE- ~sa sen.
afaIlv aaatstp4a tAat the thrd
ShAmfsek ~ tar sale slsa At'uu'
tea dava AaaA yacht hraAer made an
inquiry eanetnlnk the @hamroeA a
keHhlv Cr@thsT Sir Thomas man
aver ia tala iunIrf aud aas auhesi.
tanawly utunea ast she vas nns
f8f sale \ CEaNther #lecesstiss's
~ Davis A@she Upton agent SHIRT
IL after tae tanclHainu 8t the last
maaeh fnr n America rHp SIT
'rhumas i anscfaa ln the arst sseh
81 s#piemaef
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1904-07-30

Sir what afe FuB cryiug aoaut
ms dCar
Mrs CT base Wst btvn rr8a.us
enc old lote letters gnu ssnt He H,
furu mH MeFc MARI Hl
Mr That's uaHt aar
reading them mYHgit thp other aaF
aud they made me Iauga
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1904-07-30
She Didn't Mind II.

4 hope, said the very young man.
after he had sealed their betrothal
with a kiss, that you don't object
TO my mustache"
'Oh, no." replied the dear girl in
the case, Il did feel little down In
the mouth at first but III soon get
accustomed to it,"
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1904-07-30

~Stocks0u came np 20 ne yesterday
and said Is it hot enough for YOU
And jus, then ne was overcome by
the heat and I caught him as be was
falling
Then what did you do"
Il held him in nay arms and called
for the police / told them what had
occurred
What happened them
The police arrested me for main
tanning nuisance.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1904-07-30

what 8i1 thai maH ash H uu
surt to-day
Why Be- Nautsd tH knos tHa
many th0aaand sauid ssf aat af thr
ESTATE uf 0eN
He musf have madv miffase
shunla saY sa Must have faatn
ma tm De- mF s#@Ter
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1904-07-30
All the sLnns

why ao you thuk yuur SON is ro-
ing to turn uut to 5e genius
Well Dee hates work and ~out
trim his finger nails aui he's sat
thr idea iu hls bread NAT the whole
blamed wofId a aut after bIF scalp.
so i reckon hv must be ono ut them
esnius feHers anJ liable almost sut
day to do somythin that I iu-J match.
eiy surprise EVERY hodY clean auml
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1904-07-30
Anything 70 Please

The wealthy lady came Tor the
portrait Of her husband. The artist
handed over the picture with a mys
FERROUS bundle attached
What is thIs7 asked the patron.
a phonograph. madam responded
ttv artist
And what ls that fur8
-WeU. you said you wanted a
speaking likeness. That's the best J
can de-.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1904-07-30

Miss Smaltalk-Did you meet any
guests of intelligence ar Mrs Bigg-
hobbs Newport dinner
Miss SWfuric-Oh yes. They had
two OF the most Intelligent monkeys
have ever seen
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Fate

Ethel (ecstatically1 Charlie.
would you just propose all over again,
and do it into this monograph?
Cholly-Why?
Ethel-Why, | want to have some
thing to remember you by after you
have gone in and spoken to papa
about il.
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An lnsinuation.

Maude-'I had some new photo
graphs taken last week,
Clara-"Did you, really
Maude-"Yes. The artist says the
likeness is absolutely perfect"
Clara-"And did you refuse TO take
them o.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1904-07-30

Did You ever read the writings Of
Marcus Aurelius?"
Il looked EN- over once" answered
Mr.. Cumrox, But after hearing com
mencement addresses by three Of my
daughters ii doesn't seem to me there
is much left for Marcus to say"
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a haesh Critic

tn Yun thimh that Bacon $3.50 a
cipher infa the ShaAeage phase
NJ answered NJ storm nsf au
narmn& a0t there ~ nn 3auHf at
Aof If esuhwFN have wana@sa
wurA tmta the nrussgCssans az taeu
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Partial Reformation.

Mrs. Sniffen-"Did that Lumtum
girl ever succeed in reforming her
husband?
Mr.. Sniffen-Not completely, al
though | hear that she has reached
that point where he can resist every
thing but temptation. - Golfers
Weekly.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1904-07-30

Il would like To have this ring made
larger said the young woman. It's
my engagement ring and"
I'm afraid" said the goldsmith,
that it'll have TO have an entirely
new setting. It's already been al
tered five times.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1904-07-30

A little ive-year-oId chap was writ
ing a letter 20 his absent father. Al
And YOU just ought TO see my puppy,
papa He is getting bigger and big
ger every day. and sometimes twice
a day
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Each In Its Place.

Willie-"Pa. is there any difference
between a violin and a fiddle2"
Yes, indeed, my son. If you hear
il at a concert or opera it's a violin.
but when the man next door plays it
it's a fiddle
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1904-07-30

No. the bride isn't from Boston.
Isn't she?"
She cant be. Siyiter sent her
an ornamental bean pot for a we'd
ding gift and she's raising a potted
palm in IT,"
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NelIie,s sunnestlon.

"A pretty lot of children you are
for a minister 10 have" exclaimed a
pastor, whose children were misbe-
having at the dinner table.
Then | guess you had better
change your business. papa sug-
gested four-year-old Nellie.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1904-07-30

suuaag Sche.sl Te@eaer- Kss Joha-
as is Tainea farty asEs aaa farty
utehts
AuAmaY-- Nhew. WA . lss * p@~
pc mast have started o. psenaeA
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1904-07-30

Next time l marry" said the wild
over, TN get a wife | can make
shut up"
You don't want a wife" replied
his friend. What you want is a
folding bed
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1904-07-30

what is a seraphlm Asks8 the
inaalslllxe hoaraeF
"A smraphisn. explained the cheer.
r. IDIOT. IL a mais seraph Fae g.
na4la = called = eraphsr. sees
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Til ODD
ClDEgNEEl
O9@GOo 0o0 0O9@G
The Green Mans Burden.


Take up the green mans burden,
stand forth and do your best
To ripeu him a little,
so he can do the rest.
He is not altogether
Beyond assistance yet.
And promptness still may save him
FROM many trap and net.
Take up the green mans burden
And let him know that he
can monkey down I'm Wall street
With great impunIty.
strive earnestly to teach him
That IL is scarcely meet
For lambs. vet young and risky,
To butt into the street
Take up the green mans burden.
SHOW him that bonds and stocks
And lightning rods and gold bricks
Are filled with painful shocks
Teach him the bunko steerers
Are not upon his trail
To catch the guileIess lobster,
BY interview or mail.
Take up the green mans burden.
Awake him from his dream
That womans wllcs and witching
Are always what they seem.
Restrain his feyered fanCies.
Lead him away TO cool.
Before the maids and matrous
Have turned him out a fool
Take up the green mans burden,
show him the devious ways
The wide world is pursuing
To make needed raise.
Persuade him, curse him. Kick him,
Do anything you dare
To make the green mans burden
Less hard Tor him to bear.
New York Herald
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MsfFNsa fsa fAe Hsherwan ghs
sfopps8 kere tals mornsae have frogs
legs
Nura ~~s M-N mMI & aAmENw he
sure p4nts --C wnsn Wt9u@.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1904-07-30

- heaviest trran Sad ever humsaa
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The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1904-07-30
Similar But Different.

Did vou ever attend a cooking
school asked the Chicago girl
no. replied her Boston cousin.
"but Z graduated from "a college of
1asfruugmy
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1904-07-30
A LARGE Portion.

Say" remarked the bartender sar-
casticalIy. what are you tryin' to do.
take enough to last you all summer"
"Ob. no." replied the seedy indi-
vidual continuing to pour until the
glass was full. one swallow does not
make a summer"
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1904-07-30

'RadIum is said TO cure several
complaints. but il is so expensive"
Yes. | suppose the druggists viii
soon be- Offering us something just
as good - Puck