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The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1904-09-09

nCdCTCO van T1CNIIISNlI uO0oCs
Of his loss and the shame of it, and
the horror of the dishonOrable thing
he had done, assailed him with a bru-
tai force and sWiftnesS. He was
stunned by the s%uddenness and the
inexorable character Of his trouble.
And he told himself it was "best to
run away from what he could not
fight" AS soon as he was well on
the road to Boston, he ever began to
assume thai Hyde, full of the glory
of his new position, would doubtless
be we'll disposed to let all old affairs
drop quietly land if So" he unused,
"Cornelia will not be so dainty, and
l may get Yes where l got No."
Hyde spent a miserable night. and
a sense of almost intolerable deser-
ton and injury awoke with him.
81 must get into the fresh air." he
said. 81 am faint and weak. / must
see my mother"
He rode rapidly through the city
and when he reached his Grandfather
Van Heemskirk's house, he saw him
leaning over the half-door smoking
his pipe. He drew rein then, and the
old gentleman came to his side:
"Why art thou here?' he asked. els
thy father, or Lady Annie sick?"
MY father at home!"
THAT is the truth. Where vert
thou, not to know this?"
Il came to town yesterday morn
ing. l had a great trouble. l was
sick and kept my room"
And sick thou art now, I a see
that" said Madame Van Heemskirk
coming forward. What is the mat
ter with thee, my Joris?"
"Cornelia has refused me. l know
now how it it, that no woman will
love me. Am l SO very disagreeable?"
"Thou art as handsome and as
charming rs can be; and it is not
Cornelia that has said mo- to thee,
it IS her father. Now he will be sorry,
for thy uncle is dead and thy father
is Earl Hyde, and thou myself art
a lord"
ITO ho continued
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1904-09-09
CONSUMPTION of Tobacco,

The total receipts from tobacco
from all sources were $44, 655, sos. rs
for the fiscal year, against 1854.
S10.24 for the fiscal year 1%902-1903, or
an increase of $1,140, 99S.51. This in.
crease is participated in by all
branches of trade, except cigar manu-
facture-here we see a decrease OF
1896, 756.01. AS cigar manufacturing
shows the worst condition, SO tobacco
manufacture shows the best condi.
ton. Receipts for this branch of the
trade exceeded the receipts for the
previous fiscal year by SLOT, 1902.
The result of the year as a whole is
satisfactory. In the fl%uctuation of
business from year to year a uniform.
ly good condition in all lines can not
be expected. The output Of manufac.
tured tobacco for the fiscal year is
larger than during any previous year,
and aggregates the enormous amount
of 328,650,7 40 pounds.-Western To.
baccO Journal.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1904-09-09
Trying to Disgrace Them.

Amusing stories of Major Sam
Early, a brother of General Jubal A.
Early, are still told in Charleston, w.
Va, where he lived for many years
before the civil war. The Major was
a bigoted old line Wing, who hated
a Democrat worse than a hobo does
work. He had in his employ an Irish.
man who aped his master in every.
t~hing-dress, manners and politics.
Prior to a certain state election, in
which party spirit a high, the Dem.
ocrats had a torchlight procession.
Imagine Major Early's chagrin and
fury to behold marching in the van
of his political enemies Pat, glorious.
ly drunk.
He lost no time in dragging the
faithless n from the ranks and
heatedly demanding the reason of his
detection.
"Sh!" answered Pat, with a maud.
lin wink. Don't yez see Dim thryine
to disgrace 'em ?"-New York Herald.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1904-09-09

1T is No. l shall go to Boston
early in the morning"
II have just heard that Gen. Hyde
came back this morning. He Is now
the Right Honorable the Earl Of
Hyde, and his son is, as you know,
Lord George Hyde. Has this made a
d%ifference?"
1T has not. Let Us count up what
Is owing to us. After all there is 8
certain good in gold"
THAT is the truth. In any adver-
sity gold can find friends"
Then the two men spent several
hours in going over their accounts,
and during this time nc n called
on Rem and he received no message.
When he returned home he found at
fairs just as he had left them. $50
far SO good" he thought, Il will let
sleeping dogs lie. Why should I set
them baying about my affairs? I will
not do it"-and with this determine
ton in his heart he fell asleep.
But Rem's sleep was the sleep of
tired flesh and blood and heavy as
lead. And the waking from such sleep
if there is trouble to meets like
being awakened with a blow. He
leaped to his feet, and the thought
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1904-09-09
Advice to Graduates,

In addressing the Cornell students
this year President Schurman broke
away from the beaten path Of bac-
.calaureate counsel and exhorted gradu-
ates in regard to duties which are gen.
orally left to their own discretion. II
feel deeply" he said, that every
young man should look forward to
providing for a wife and family, which
is beyond doubt the chief blessing
~vouchsafed to man in this earthly ca
reer. I have no patience with the
college graduates who deliberately
elect bachelorhood, whose social cir
Gle is the club and whose religion is
a refined and fastidious ep%icureanism.
1t would not be worth while maintain
ing colleges and universities for the
production of froth like that"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1904-09-09
(To be continued.)
PUT LINCOLN IN OFFICE.
Only Two Survivors Of the Illinois
Electors.

Electors.
AS the Hon. William Pitt Kellogg,
former senator from Louisiana, and
Judge Lawrence Weldon of the Court
of Claims, gave each other cordial
greeting in the lobby of the Shore
ham yesterday, the interesting fact
was recalled that these two men are
the only survivors of the Illinois elec-
tors, who in 1860 were chosen to cast
the vote of that state for Abraham
Lincoln and Hannibal Hamlin.
"Yes," said Gov. Kellogg. Judge
Weldon and I alone are left Of the
eleven, who in that historic campaign
delivered the vote of Illinois to Lin
coin. The full list of electors from
IT state was: Leonard SWEET, John
M. Palmer, Allen G. Fuller, William
B. Plato, Lawrence Weldon, William
P. Kellogg, James Stark, James c.
Conklin, H. P. H. Bromwell, Thomas
G. Allen and John Olney. Several OF
these, notably John M. Palmer and
Leonard SWEET, became famed after
ward throughout the nation.
0CA. dlMCI WOu A0AAC LII tAC VS.
and led the Fourteenth corps in the
Atlanta campaign. He was also gov
ernor of Illinois from 1869 to 1873,
United States senator in 1892, and In
1896 was the candidate of the gold
Democrats for president.
"This same year of the Lincoln
campaign" continued Gov. Kellogg In
further reminiscent vein, "Richard
Yates was elected governor of I'LL
nois. AS wal governor he gave
Grant the opportunity that made him
the greatest general in history. Yates
was reelected to the gubernatorial
office in 1862 and from 1865 to 1871
he served as United States senator.
His son is now governor Of. Ldnois.s
-Washington Post
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1904-09-09
A Mans

She is not sweet, the woman that
love,
Nor is she fair.
Nor wise in any lore of books can tell,
And yet she knows the secret of a
spell
From feet to hair.
All, no, not wise, the woman that !
owe.
She is not fair, the woman that I love,
Nor is she wise,
Nor sweet, and yet she speaks from feet
to hair,
With turn of waist or throat, and / am
there.
Held in her eyes,
All. no. not fair, the woman that
love.
She is not wise, the woman that l love,
Nor is she sweet.
Nor fair. The spell she weaves, is 1t
of sense?
IT'S underlined and subtle. yet intense
Flame, without heat.
All, no. not sweet, the woman that /
love.
Nor fair, nor sweet, nor wise is she I
love.
Beyond a name,
I~ncarnate mystery of negatives
Unsolved. unsolva BILE; a spell that lives;
Elusive fame.
hat which she is, the woman that I
owe.
old English Poem.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1904-09-09
HUMOR IN TEXT OF CLERGY.
Amusing Remarks Which Were Most
Seriously Intended.

Part OF the humOr which one occa.
date Enclosure of the pulpit, Is due to
he queer texts which are sometimes
often uncQpsciously-~chosen by
preachers. No doubt there are many
,torieS told under this head which
owe their origin not to actual fact SO
much as to the invention of the wag.
IT example, a minister on the Sun
lay before his marriage is said to
have chosen as his text, And he went
IN his way rejoicing" and on the Sun
lay after his honeymoon to have elo-
quently discoursed on the words, RE
member my bonds"
These instances are, probably, apo
cryphal, but the following are true
and have all come within the expert
ence Of the writer. 1t was in the
north of England that the first Incl
dent happened. 1t was a country
church where oil lamps were used in
stead Of gas. One night in the late
summer when the lamps had not yet
been resumed after the long days it
got suddenly overcast and before the
sermon it vas deemed necessary to
light the pulpit lamp. During the
hymn the old sexton repaired to the
pulpit, and, having cleaned the glass
chimney with a buster. lit it up, but
only a feeble light struggled through.
And then the clergyman took his text,
which was this: And now we see
through a glass darkly."
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1904-09-09
SHE GOT HER ANSWER.
School Teacher Who Went a Step Too
Ear

lar.
'WhO can tell me who our first pres
ident was?" recently asked a teacher
in the primary department of a Phil
adelphia school.
George Washington instantly
answered a bright boy.
George Washington was u first
president" replied the teacher, "and
this is what you should have said.
Never reply to such questions in mon
o~syllables. l want all of you to re.
member this. Now, who a tell me
what | have on my feet?"
"Shoes," spoke up one boy.
you have not answered correctly"
replied the teacher. who a an
swer that question in a correct man.
ner?"
Stockings" suggested another boy.
mo, no, no! That is not the way"
At this a diminutive boy in a back
seat began to eagerly wave his hand.
'Well, what have or my feet, John
nie?"
"Corns," replied John, triumphant.
ly.-Philadelphia Public Ledger.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1904-09-09
Famous Peal Of Bells.

Exeter cathedral, in England, con.
tains the heaviest ringing peal Of bells
in the world. The tenor bell alone,
including the box girder, stock, wheel
and clapper weighs nearly five tons.
and as a rule for safety sake, two men
are put on to ring this ponderous bell.
The bells at Exeter cathedral were re-
paired some years ago, the cost of the
repairs amounting to owe $4,000, and
they are now one of the most perfect
sets of bells in Observation-Disclosures
Journal.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1904-09-09
Still Failed to See.

I'D like to see a man kiss mel
she said with considerable spirit.
WELL" he replied thoughtfully, "as
a spectacle l think you would find il
disappointing. The value of q kiss
does not lie in the looks of it, you
know. However, if you feel that way
about it, l would suggest that you
stand over here and look in the mir.
ror. There, that's just it."
"You horrid thing!" she exclaimed
just about half a minute later.
Afterward she confessed to her dear.
est friend that she was so preoccu.
pied that even then she did not see
anyone kiss her; but she was pretty
well convinced in her own mind that
some n did.-New York Tribune.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1904-09-09
Would Attract Attention.

A small boy from the East Side
wandered over into Fifth avenue.
With a large crowd of %sightseers
he lowered on the edge Of a red vel
vet strip which stretched beneath a
canopy across the pavement to the
door of a great mansion.
He exclaimed in awe:
"Hully Gee! l wisht I was in.
wited!"
A kindly person overheard and
asked:
MY little man, what would you do
at a fashionable wedding?"
He replied:
"Me? I'd turn a handspring and
yell, oh, Fudge!'"-New York Tele-
graph.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1904-09-09
BUILDING FOOD
To Brinu the Babies Around.


When a little human machine Cor a
large one) gOes wrong, nothing is so
important as the selection of food
which will always bring it around
again.
"My little baby boy fifteen months
old had pneumonia, then came brain
fever, and no sooner had he got over
these than he began to cut teeth and,
being so weak, he was frequently
thrown into COMMISSIONS" says a Col
orado mother.
II decided a change might help, so
took him to Kansas City for a visit.
When we got there he was SO very
weak when he would cry he would
sink away and seemed like he would
die.
when l reached my sisters home
she said Immediately that We must
feed him Grape-Nuts, and, although l
had never used the food, we got some
and for a few days gave him just the
Juice Of Grape-Nuts and milk. He
got stronger SO quickly we were soon
feeding him the Grape-Nuts itself and
in a wonderfully short time he fat.
tened right up and became strong and
we'll.
THAT showed me something worth
knowing and, when later on my girl
came, l raised her on Grape-Nuts and
she is a strong, healthy baby and has
been. You will see from the little
photograph send you what a strong.
chubby youngster the boy is now. but
he didn't look anything like that be-
fore we found this nourishing food.
Grape-Nuts nourished him back to
strength when he was SO weak he
couldn't keep any other food on his
stomach" Name given by Postum Co..
Battle Creek, Mich.
All children can be built to a more
sturdy and healthy condition upon
Grape-Nuts and cream. The food
contains. the elements nature do
mands, from which to make the soft
gray filing In the nerve centers and
brain. A well-fed brain and strong.
sturdy nerves absolutely insure :
healthy body.
Look In each pkg. for the famous
little book, THE Road to WellvillA"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1904-09-09
TRAITS OF PRESIDENT KRUGER.
Poultney Bigelow Writes Of Great
South African Statesman.

South African Statesman.
Poultney Bigelow, writing before tho
Boer war, gave a very interesting i'm
preston of eX-President Kruger. "The
president of the South African Repub-
lic," he wrote, sis indeed a grand old
savage from n point of view and a
noble statesman from another. He is
theoretically the first citizen of the
most democratic community, yet in
practice he surrounds himself with a
tawdry splendor that would shock
many a crowned head of Europe.
When l first had the honor of meet
ing this anachronistic phenomenon he
vas drinking coffee and throwing out
a cloud of strong tobacco smoke but
a still greater volume of violent Ian
guage, emphasized by the humping Of
his massive fist upon the table. The
room in which he received was crowd
ed with long-haired, full.bearded and
s~tolid-featured fellow burghers, who
reminded me partly of Russian priests,
partly of Californian miners, and part
ly Of certain alleged portraits of the
apostles. | feared that l had unwit-
tingly interrupted a cabinet meeting,
but later it turned out that this was
Mr.. Kruger's usual at home When
n president is not at his Office he
delights in nothing SO much as enter
tanning his countrymen with coffee,
tobacco and political proverbs. He
harrangues his visitors with the voice
OF a bull in distress, and they like it.
He governs by personal contact and
spoken parallels, and it is his boast
that he knows personally every citi-
zen of his republic"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1904-09-09
Malini and. Oscar, Both ConIurel

Malini and: Oscar, Both C%onjurers.
Malini, the conjurer, according to an
individual with a talent for remember
ing t%rifes, paid a visit to Oscar and
discovered the latter to be a c%onjurer.
too.
g" make to appear" said Malini. =
egg from your mOut's."
And he did.
Much to the amazement of Oscar
an egg was extracted from his lips.
ut is nothing" observed the cook.
From the egg l will produce an
omelette which cannot be rivaled In
magic"
He made good with a chadng dish,
and Malini ate the omelette.
After which he remarked:
II make to appear another egg!"
"All right" said Oscar. "You must
b hungry"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1904-09-09
TIE MAID Of MAIDEN LANE
Sequel to :. The Bow Of Orange Ribbon"
A LOVE STORY BY AMELIA E. BARR
$3.50 downright 1900 by Amelia E. BarD

copyright. 1900. by Amelia E. BARR

Then Cornelia said a hasty good
night" and went to her room. She
was sick at heart; she trembled,
something in her life had lost its
foothold and a sudden bewildering
terror-she knew not how to explain
took possession of her.
She buried her face in her pillow
and wept bitterly. Alas! Alas! Love
wounds as cruelty when be fails. as
when he strikes.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1904-09-09
CompIimentjno the 1ishop.

1t was noon hour and quite a mum.
Der OF workmen had dropped into the
Subway tavern. He was a Hibernian,
antique, grizzled, scanned, and warped
with age, but he shifted his dinner
pail with q certain sprightliness as
he stopped on the way out to light his
clay. He eyed the clerk. 9" hod q
drink" he prefaced with dignity.
Me name Is Dinnis Mulcahy. l have
tn distinction av bein' tn Oldest
laborin' man in New York. I am 81
years av age. Ye may tell tn bishop
I was in. an that his liquor Is virry
EXCELLENT. .lGood-day."-New York Sun.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1904-09-09

Aliens Foot-Ease, Wonderful Remedy.
''Have tried ALIENS FOOT-EASE, and
find it to be a certain cure, and gives com
fort to one suffering with sore, tender and
swollen feet. l will recommend ALIENS
FOOT-EASE to my friends, as it 10
certainly a wonderful remedy.-Mrs. N.
II. Guilford, New Orleans, La"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1904-09-09
He Was Going to Be Something

A colored man in Philadelphia re-
quested his employer to release him
so that he could go South.
What do you want to go for, La
fayette?"
Zoos Use called to a church down
dar."
Called to a church? What are you
going to be-"
us goin' to be sumfn. l dunno whed.
der I be de pasture, or de sextant, or
de vestureman, but rs goin' to be sum-
fir ."-Success.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1904-09-09
Not to Be Repeated.

She-His automobile bumped into
the fence, you say? What then?
He-I can't tell you what followed.
She-You were there, weren't you1
Can't you tell me what he did?
He-Oh, yes, can tell you what he
did. l thought you wanted to know
what he said.-Philadelphia Press.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1904-09-09
Began to listen for Hyde's step.

Began to listen for Hyde's step.
heart. At nine the watching became
unbearable. She said softly, Il must
q to bed. am tired. Her move
ment In the room reused the doctor
thoroughly. He stood up, stretched
his arms, walked to the window and
boxing out said: 1T is q lovely
night. but the moon looks like storm.
Ohlt-and he turned quickly with
thoeexclamation-'I forgot to tell you
tEot 4 heard to-day that Gen. Hyde re
tnrned on the Mary Pell this morn.
~. bringing with him q CHILD"
MA child" said Mrs. Moran.
oirl, then, : little mite Of
orontpr@. Nrs. Dayy told me the
oa1Djtnln carried her In his arms e
tA1caxrfags which took them to Hyde
le. \
The San Angelo press. (San Angelo, Tex.) 1897-1907, 1904-06-23
For sale.

For SALE OR TRADE-A good
Jersey COW. Will sell cheap or
trade for buggy. JoE CHANCE.
1tpd
Hoes For SALE-Will have 20
to 80 shoats, Poland China and
Berkshire cross, on sale at Do
rams wagon yard, Saturday,
June 25 This is your opportun-
ity to obtain good young stock
hogs. G. W. Is. CoLLYNs.
2l-2t
For SALE-Registered and grade
Shorthorn bulls for sale. Good
ones. G. b. Metcalfe, San Angelo,
Texas. 22-tf
FoR SALE--1 brand new 2-seated
hack. Will sell cheap for cash.
West Texas Carriage Co., next TO
Gantt's store. 22tf
OLD PAPERs,-15c per hundred
at The Press office.
For SALE-A first class dental
chair in good condition. Cost
$3.50. Will take 1925 if taken at
once. Apply to w. j. Dougherty.
2Otf
For SALE-High grade pigs
and brood sows. 7. p. Bell.
23-tf
For SALE-Registered and grade
Shorthorn bulls for sale. Good
ones. G. 5. Metcalfe, San Angelo,
Texas. 22-tf
For SALE-Four houses and
lots and two vacant lots adjoining,
on West Harris ave; also ten va
cant lots n. f. of depot about
five hundred feet. Apply to Mrs.
Delaney. 21-4t
For SALE-A fine registered Po-
land China male. 6 months old,
price $1,000. Address o. NJ. Cor
nitius, Waco, Texas.
Leased Ranch. T Tii1 i bee soId
for about its cost of improve
ments. . BRoOME & FAIR.
A GREAT MATING SALES on
at Dougherty's furniture store.
$500 worth of new mating at
greatly reduced prices ranging
from 25c up.
The San Angelo press. (San Angelo, Tex.) 1897-1907, 1904-06-23
JOHN MURRAH SHOT
Telegraphs Friends Here That II was
an Accident and Only a
Slight Wound

St. Louis, Mo. June Is, - Zach
Mulhall, the noted frontiersman,
director Of the Cowboys Band
and Congress Of Rough Riders, one
of the best known men in the
West, shot and wounded three
men on The Pike here tonight IN
an alteration in front of Cum
mlngs' Wild West Show, with
which Mulhall is connected. As a
result of the shooting John Muir
rah, a cowboy, is III the hospital
suffering from serious wound III
the stomach; Frank Reed, sta
bIeman, is wounded in the left
wrist and neck. and man named
Morgan, u bystunder, received u
bullet in the stomach. Morgan 3
condition IL said to be critical.
Mulhall il under arrest at the
Worlds Fair police station.
Zach Mulhall is the father of
Bessie and Luclle Mulhall, the
young girl steer rOpers, who are
appearing in exhibits about the
country, and are the champion
women rough riders Of the coun-
try.--Dallas News.
John Murrah IS well known in
San Angelo, having roped here on
numerous occasions. His home is
near Sheffield. Fred Schmidt re-
ceived the following telegram from
him Wednesday night:
"St. Louis, June 10, S:15 am.
Fred Schmidt, Sar Angelo.
My wound is slight across sto
mach. Not serious. Purely acct
dental. Tell all my friends will be
up in few days.
JOHN MURRAH."
The San Angelo press. (San Angelo, Tex.) 1897-1907, 1904-06-23

is his motto. "What are the
lives of a million soldiers to a
man like me?" said Napoleon.
Nicholas IL. is little more sem
sitive than Napoleon was, but
when one has twenty million
packets of flood for cannon" at
his disposal why should he worry
about the loss of million of
them?
The Car is naturally a tender
hearted person, easily affected by
sutlerings that come under his
eyes and so reach his imagina-
ton. What a difference it would
make in his present martial ardor
if instead Of II million peasants
the war should sweep away half a
dozen Grand Dukes and hun.
bred courtiers
The San Angelo press. (San Angelo, Tex.) 1897-1907, 1904-06-23
Have You q Cough?

A dose of Billiards. lIorehound
Syrup will relieve it. Have you a
cold? A dose of IIerbine at bed
time and frequent small doses of
Horehound Syrup during the day
will remove 1t. Try it for whoop-
ing cough, for asthma, for con-
sumption, for bronchitis. Mrs.
Joe McGrath, 327 +. 1st street,
Hutchinson. Kan, writes: 81
have used Billiards. Horehound
Syrup in my family for > years,
and find it the best and most pal
atable medicine | ever used" 25c,
SOC, 800, Sold by Central Drug
Store.
The San Angelo press. (San Angelo, Tex.) 1897-1907, 1904-06-23
miscellaneous.

A GREAT MATING SALE-Is on
at Dougherty's furniture store.
$500 worth of new mating at
greatly reduced prices ranging
from 25c up. 25.tf
GENERAL BLAcKsMrTHGNG--work
guaranteed. Clark IL Livingston.
n7Snd RancR Ten Ter 81 sections e shor.'
25.2t BRooME & FAIR.
For SERvIcE-Z. D. Gafford's
thoroughbred Jersey bull will
stand the season at G. A.
Farquhars stable, corner Concho
avenue and Court House street.
Service fee $500.
New supply of Mexican Cactus
furniture polish at Gantt's. We
want you to try it. 24tf
Highest cash prices paid Tor
hides.
H. H. Sigman E Co.
Take your watch or clock to
Head, the leading jeweler.
Smith & Robertson, reliable
lumber. 24-tf
e. w. Roby Is making some
special prices on mating and wall
paper. See his stock. Pretty
patterns and an unusually large
assortment. 19tf
If you want your horse fed and
properly cared for, send HIM to
Payne" at @. A. Farquhar's
stable.