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The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-11-09
WHAT WOMEN LIKE.


A woman likes to be truly loved
and to be told So
When well and becomingly dressed,
d quiet notice Of It is always appre-
ciated.
She likes to be made to realize that
she is good for something besides a
mere household drudge
She likes some noble, honorable
man to be thoughtful Of her, kind and
considerate Of her welfare.
She likes to be petted occasionally,
but not in public. The little private
pet names are very dear to a woman's
heart
A word Of praise for a nice dinner
or supper often more than compen-
safes her for the worry and work Of
preparation.
She wants her husband not to be
her supporter, but her companion. re-
membering that 1t is the kind word
that often brings her greater happi.
ness than a new set Of dishes. though
presents like the latter are alwa-s
welcome.-Louisville Times.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-11-09
DINkELsPIELERs.

Der most listenable man is der man
dot seldom gifts advice.
Man wants but leedle here below
und gets dot leedle less.
Der vayvard child lives to be der
man dot falls py der yayside.
Der man dot waits for fortune to
urn up chenerally gets turned down.
Love is blind nit der eggsception
DOT it sees pretty veil ven it looks III
der pocketbook.
Most men work. so hard to get a Do
litical chob dot dey vas too tired to
work efer after
Sometimes large head is der sign
Of brains und sometimes 1t is a sign
of too much fattery.
To der pure all dings vas pure until
dey begin to read aboid microbes, den
eferyding is ausgespielt.
Eggsperience is such a goot teacher
because it is impossible for der schol-
ars to run away from school.
Der troubles dot trouble some vim
men der most is to find ouid der
troubles vich trouble her neighbors.-
George V. Hobart. in Chicago Amer
lean.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-11-09
CHAPTER sEvEN-contInued.

Yes. he has and she's a beauty.
he replied. with the air Of one giving
an expert opinion.
Well, you keep away from herl"
said the old man grufHy. Let her
alone. She'll never have a dollar. Car
denis ruined right now, but he doesn't
know it. do. What about this
daughter" he demanded. pausing in
front Of Arthur. is she stopping
around here?"
She is spending the summer at
Bishops farmhouse about five
miles from here" replied the son.
Say. governor you must write to
Garden and say you've learned that
his daughter is here, and that you and
your family will be delighted to meet
her socially, and will try to make her
stay in the country agreeable"
IN do nothing Of the kind" roared
Randolph Morris. He stormed and
fumed for a while, and then wrote
the letter as his son knew he would
from the beginning.
There 1t isl" he said as he handed
the envelope to Arthur. For Gods
sake, don't marry the girl"
Arthur Morris leaned back in the
chair and laughed.
Il have never spoken to her, gov
ernor," he said. putting the letter in
his pocket. 'and certainly don't con.
template matrimony.'
Jessie was greatly excited when
letter came from her father notifying
her Of the invitation which had been
received and accepted. The general
the incident a gratifying
recognition Of his increasing import.
ance as inancier. Jessie knew little
Of the business prestige such recognt
lion entailed, but was delighted with
The opportunity to meet the famous
Morrises, and in despair over the
gown she should wear.
The day after she received the note
rom her father John Burt called. and
hey took their first horseback ride OF
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-11-09
BROTHER DlckEvs SAYINGS.

Poverty sometimes teaches US mo
lessons in a minute dan riches kin
in ten mile.
Satan is a great one ter play de
fiddle, en- ter collect de money fum
al de dancers.
7 has seen some mems dat lined 20
church des ter have de privilege or
fallin away from grace.
Many folks goes roun' lookin' fer
trouble wild candle, wen all ie tlmo
de big. bright sun is blazln' de -oad
ter happiness.
Dar's work er nough IN die NJ,
worl' ter keep Us all busy. Ef we aipt
at de right work we got work ter al
ter keep one nile ahead er de sherir
Atlanta Constitution.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-11-09
GARTER sUPERsTlTIoNs.

Nowadays garters are very gener.
ally ousted from favor BY the more
hygienic suspenders. but many super.
stitions about them still survive. Here
are few:
Gold garter buckles are lucky and
silver ones the reverse.
The girl who wears her garters ~
low TIE knees will early lose
beauty.
To put on the left garter before
the right on dressing in the morning
wiz bring bad luck al day.
The marriage Of a bride who wssrs
any but white garters on her wedsipv
day will have an unhappy ending
The luckiest colors for eartarr s-o
white. blue and black. The wearer ~
yellow earters will lose a friend with.
in a year.
II a garter breaks In church ,ha
wearer's marriage viii be hapnv ~,
II the accident happens at a dance
Il Is sign that the wearer's swee,.
heart is faihless to her
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-11-09
DAILY THOUGHTS.

Monday-Order is the sanity OF the
mind and the health of the body.
Tuesday Whilst a man seeks good
ends he is strong by the whole
strength Of Nature.
Wednesday-He submits to be seen
through microscope who suffers him
self to be caught in a fit Of passion.
Thursday-He is not only idle who
does nothing, but he is idle who might
be better employed.
Friday--He who gives himself airs
Of Importance exhibits the credentials
Of impotence.
Saturday-lf you make money your
god, it will plague you like the devil.
Sunday-If you will be governed bv
reason, and be true to the best OF
yourself. you will be happy.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-11-09

The only rich man is he whose
heaithful appetite turns necessities
into luxuries.
First love Is like champagne-the
intoxication Is glorious, but beware
OF the getting sober.
There are heaps Of people in this
world so good that IL IS a deal easier
to die for them than to live with
them.
Two things have yet to be created
"a safe. absolutely burglar proof. ana
a man WHOM woman. wise ,vlf,~
and wicked enough. cannot make as
wax.
An honest man is stin the lone,,-
est work of God" with the v,nr,o,
who has not worn a pompadour
close second.
The bridegroom who thinks he is
marrying an angel sometimes wIsbeo
before six months are out. that HE
angel had wings.
fou can supply any sort OF house
with hot water facilities by ietti,g
Yourself forever simmer IN con,
sciousness OF your own virtues.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-11-09
SOME WOMEN ARE POOR

Because even as their incomes in
crease their wants become more mum
erOus.
They do not keep an account Of
how much they spend
They do not watch the waste in the
kitchen.
They indulge their tastes too fully.
They allow their children to form
extravagant tastes and habits which
must be catered to at all cost
They allow themselves to be impos.
ed upon.
They have too great a regard for
appearances.
Above all. they have never neep
brought up TO appreciate the true
value Of money.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-11-09

The peculiarly Of cancer among
diseases is that It consists in the re-
bellion and malignant behavior Of
certain parts Of the body itself. not
in the attacks Of foreign enemies.
Cancer. in fact. is a state Of civil war
in the body. reign Of terror pro
duced by outbreaks Of murderous fury
on the part Of reyolutiopists at one or
more localities.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-11-09
SENTENCE SERMONS.

The worst bankruptcy is to lose
hsart.
the best way to silence conscience
is to obey it.
A stin neck is often found under a
jelly-like head.
It's a waste Of energy to spur a
rocking horse.
Filling the hands will not stop the
ache in the heart.
Earth's haryests come from seed
thrown out to die.
People who hope for the best do
most to secure it.
selfconceit knows nothing more
eloquent than an echo.
The trouble with little sins is that
they never stay that way.
A good man is guided more by self
reproach than by reproof.
The religion that scatters Sunshine
is never wholly moonshine.
Count your mercies as you do your
money and you will never be poor.
It is love that enlarges the least
deed and self that shrinks the great
est.
It's no use praying for peace when
you are tickling the business end OF
a mule.
Tell your children white lies and
they win soon hand you back the
other color.
Some men think they are not saying
anything pointed unless they are stab
bing another
When the preachers heart is fun
of salary his sermon is likely to be
short on salt
He IS likely to have the most relig-
ioa who allows others the largest lib
erty in religion.
They who let their feelings govern
their faith generally let their greed
govern their gifts.
Many men run so hard to win the
cake life offers as a prize that they
shake out all their teeth long before
hey reach it-Chieago Tribune.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-11-09
REFLECTIONS or 4 BACHELOR.


Half Of a womans beauty Is com.
plexion and nine-tenths Of her nure
clothes.
Some girls are so modest they can't
gain few pounds without blushlne
about Il.
A man has bad temper when he
is not proud that the baby can yell
with such healthy lungs.
There isn't any difference IN the
financial result between a man run.
ming for ONCE and going to the races.
Once there was a girl who didn't
think she could sing. but she got mar.
ried right away and had children thar
she thought could.-New York Press
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-11-09
sREvITIEs.

He who would rule must serve. and
make his admirable service the
ground Of his invitation to leadership
In spite Of the bachelor girls and
their declaration Of independence. the
women who marry and have children
control the future.
Things that women can do better
than men they will always be invited
to do. Things that men can do better
than women they will do. and in the
long run nature will be the umpire
against whose decisions no protest
will avail.-Christian Register.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-11-09
A spINsrER SAYS Thai

A sPlNsTER SAYS THAT
When a mans income stops his out
come begins.
He is a wise young man who knows
less than his father.
The man with the least money often
carries the biggest purse.
The self-made man Is always willing
to admit the .nferiority Of others.
A man who takes his whisky
straight usually takes his walks other
wise.
No man ever successfully posed as
an optimist while he had the tooth
ache.
Matches may be made in hea7en,
but love can be made in any old
place.
Some men who finally succeed in
raising the wind are unable to con-
troll it.
The man who can truly say that he
doesn't believe in luck has all the
money he needs.
It is a sorry home in which the wife
earns the loaf and the husband does
nothing but loaf.
Men who live ON little are called
economists, and men who live on less
are called tramps.
What the average man needs is a
tonic for eradicating the 'I-toloyou-
So mania from his system.
sHRAPNEL.
A pretty red lip is not always
ready lip.
Young woman, the place for wrin-
kles is in your brain.
It is good to be alone to discover
you really exist.
We mount to heaven on the spiral
rounds of drudgery.
shakespeares Titania was not the
last woman to love a donkey.
A generation ago our cream Of so
ciety" was suds in a washtub.
Christ preached from a mountain
-op. but not over peoples heads,
Perhaps fat heads result from try
ng to hammer things into them.
Sometimes what we think is lack |
# inclination is really lack Of oppor-
unity.
The one who viii not forgive you
hen carry out your obligation to for
i've him.
And young man. II you get
swelled head" 1t is sure sign there
5 no compactness there.
No novelty is so delightful and re-
as to turn once more to the
ormal order Of things-New York
lines.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-11-09

The man with the least money often
carries the biggest purse.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-11-09

Saturday-lf you make money your
god, 1t will plague you like the devil.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-11-09

The selfmade man Is always willing
to admit the .nferiority Of others.
Mexico Missouri message., 1904-11-10

Henry Ahlfeldt, late of Laddo-
mia, this county, but now a tray
cling salesman with headquarters
in st. Louis, had an experience
with a runaway team in Mexico
last Friday. He had a livery rig
and was returning from trip in
the count y. In driving down
Jefferson street he ran into wire,
which he did not see, stretched
across the street on account of the
street paving IN progress. The
horses became frightened and ran
away. Mr.. Ahlfeldt was thrown
out and sustained several severe
bruises, but is thankful matters
turned out no worse.
Mexico Missouri message., 1904-11-10
Sis Round Trip Excursion,

On November 10th and 22nd
there will be OH sale $500 round
trip excursion tickets, over the NJ.
K. & T. Railway, from Mexico,
Mo, to all points in Oklahoma,
Indian Territory and all points in
Texas east of Amarillo aud San
Antonio; these tickets will have
final limit of 81 days and will
permit stopover in both directions
at and south of Windsor, Mo. and
Kincaid, Kansas. Holders of
tickets to Texas points will be per-
mitted to make the trip thru In-
dian Territory and return thru
Oklahoma or vice versa, without
extra change.
George Morton, G. Z. A,
st. Louis,
Or S. D. Stocks, Land and EN-
igration Ag't, Mexico, Mo.
Mexico Missouri message., 1904-11-10
NOTICE TO THE
TAXPAYERS OF AUDRAIN
COUNTY, MO.

Notice is hereby given that ]
will be at the following places on
the dates mentioned, for the pur-
pose of collecting all taxes due
said County. Please bring your
your last years receipts:
Rush Hill Thursday, Dec. /.
Benton City, Monday, Dee. ).
Martinsburg, Tuesday, Dec. 6.
Laddonia, Thursday, Dec. s.
Rowena, Monday, Dec. -
Sailing, Tuesday, Dec. 10.
Sturgeon, Wednesday, Dee. IA.
Centralia, Thursday, Dec. -.
Mt. Carmel, Monday, Dec. 10.
Vandalia, Tuesday and Wednes-
day, Dec. 20 and 81.
Farber, Thursday, Dec. %.
Office in Mexico will positively
be closed on all of the above dates
ALBERT HARRISON,
Collector of Audrain County, Mo.
Mexico Missouri message., 1904-11-10
MARTINS BURG,

Mrs. z. 4. Burch and daughter
of Laddonia visited NJ. E. Rogers
last Friday.
Mrs. Geo. Horton visited
friends in town last Thursday.
The Democratic speaking at
WilcOmire Hall was we'll attended
and enjoyed by all, Democrats es'
pecially.
Mrs. Jim Robnett and little
daughter, Nellie, spent Sunday in
town with her old friend, Melia
Rogers.
Mr.. and Mrs. VIM. Hale re-
turned last Friday after spending
a week at the Fair. They say it
was immense.
The Misses Norman and Frank
Davis are taking in sights at the
Fair, last week and this week, also.
Preaching at the Baptist church
Saturday and Sunday by Ed. Pal
mer who supplied for Ed. Green
who is on a visit to his old home
and people in Virginia.
Martinsburg is improving. Sew.
eral new houses are nearing com.
pletion and there is talk of mvre
being built, Let the good work go
on.
| Miss Ara McGrew visited in the
eoaRtFy Sunday.
Miss Cisg9 Custleman visited
friends in town iesf week.
Mexico Missouri message., 1904-11-10
MOLINO
Lovely weather.

Lovely weather.
Some farmers selling new corn
at 40c a bushel.
l.. V. Baker of near Laddonia,
with his family, visited the family
of his brother and sister, J. II Ba-
ker and Mrs. F. q. Martin, of
near Moline from Friday till Sun
day.
The supper given at DR.. Flyut' S
was a success altho the weather
was cold and unfavOrable. They
took in over $23.
Mrs. Harvey Powell was great
ly surprised u few evenings ago
when a gentleman aud lady drove
up to their door and talked a few
moments. We can guess the sur
prise when Mrs. Powell discovered
it was her sister and husband from
Ohio whom she hadn't seen for a
number of years.
Several from the community
have been attending the meeting
at Olivet. We are glad that they
are having a good meeting, have
had two additions up to this time
Born, to Mr.. and Mrs. Harve
Robinson, Oct. 80, a daughter.
Mrs. Geo. Wilson, who took Sc
riously sick while at the Fair, has
been brought home and is a great
deal better.
Mexico Missouri message., 1904-11-10

The Live Stock Reporter prints
the following interesting item; w.
b. Lewellen, cashier of the
Farmers Bank in Lad
donia, Audrain county, Mo-, and
an extensive farmer and feeder, was
on the market Friday with two
loads Of yearling steers, averaging
1923 lbs. that sold to the st. Louis
Dressed Beef company at $685..
He also had in bunch Of two.
year-Old steers weighing 1868 lbs,
which sold to Nelson Morris &
Co., at $3.50. These cattle were
fed on Mr.. Lewellen's farm by
j. T. Walker, being fed in dry
lot from October to May OH timO-
thy hay and corn, and since that
time on blue grass pasture and
ear corn. They made good gain
for the entire year. and showed an
exceptionally big gain during the
past six months while on blue
grass aud corn, the gaia being 428
lbs. during that time. Their gain
aud the condition they we're in.
when they were placed on the
market today spoke very highly
fOr Mr.. Walkers ability as a feed
er.
Mexico Missouri message., 1904-11-10

That new cabbage worm so
many of the papers have been
talking about has stirred up some
of the timid in Mexico. When we
tell this public that a lady over
at Sedalia has captured one of the
snakes-which is seven inches III
length and is about the size in
body of a No. 40 sewing thread
don't want to scare them some
more. We think that cabbage
worm is a myth-he's always been
as much as he is now.
Mexico Missouri message., 1904-11-10
LINTON MEDICAL SOCIETY

LINTON MEDICAL SOCIETY
Meeting to Be Held at Columbia Tuesday
November Fifteenth.
PROGRAMME
Dr. w, G. Gsrhart
"Bacteriurla"
DIR, W. j. Calvert
Demonstration of Vidal Action"
DR.. W Men Miller
An Epitomlzed Account Of Kitasato's Report the
Relation Of Human and Bovine Tuberculosis"
DIR. Nown, Montgomery City.
"Caisson Disease"
Dr. w. II. Douglass Benton City
Auto Infection"
DR.. Martin Yates
"Empyems."
Dr. A. R. McComas, Sturgeon
Presentation OF Case Of Mastold Abscess."
DR.. Paul E. Coil, Mexico
"Imperforate Anus,
DIR. r. W. Berrey, Mexico
"Non-Union Of Fractures"
The Boone County Medical Society will entertain
visiting doctors at supper the night OF the 18th
The Parker Memorial Hospital, will take care,
free Of charge, any patient that member wishes to
present to the Society The clinics will held In the
hospital during session Of the meeting.
f. S. CAVE, Secretary.
Mexico Missouri message., 1904-11-10
Dr.. j. B. HA wilkins
Mexico, Mo.

lALLI ON
Rectal Surgery,
Treating Piles.
Fistula,
Ulcers of the Rectum,
Contracted Sphincter,
irritable Fissures and All
Kindred Diseases Peculiar
to these organs,
Mexico Missouri message., 1904-11-10

JEFFERSON CITY BRANCH,
SOUTH Bound Trains Leave
#No.211 Fulton Accommodation. O:32 a m
#No.213 Way Freight. 1880 a m
No.2l5 Mail Except Sun)......2 IS p m
NORTH Bound Trains Arrive
#No.21O Jefferson City Mail...... $3.50 a m
#No.214 Fulton Accommodation. p. 1918 p 10
@No.212 Way Freight. $40 p m
*Daily Except Sunday.
!, NJ. RICHARDS,
Passenger and Ticket Agt.
GEO. j CHARLTON,
Gen. Passenger Agt,, C.&A, R,R. Chicago.
Mexico Missouri message., 1904-11-10
THE MESSAGE
THURSDAY, NOV. 10, 1904
Terms of Subscription:
A Great Change.

The West End Bakery has its
name eraced, and should not be
called so any more, for VIM. 7.
Pearce is running the place, and
its name shall be The West End
Cash Store. 1t
Mexico Missouri message., 1904-11-10
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medicine with 30 years experience general practice is now
giving special attention to rectal surgery Treating Piles Fstu@
Ulcers of the Recum Contracted Sphncte irritable Fssure and all
kindred diseases peculiar these We the approved
modern appliances removing Tumors operating curing F
ua but little pain experienced during operation We quickly
and radically seldom necessary repeat operation complete
We also special attention to the Primary
Old Chronic Sores Gandular Enlargement Tumo Benign
Malignant We will visit and treat patients their homes when
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and board reasonable necessary
immediate for few days We thoroughly prepared
make all necessary examinations Will deal honestly fairly with
all patients aud treat those only who eHrab We
cure ais We have secret Devices
founders, with universal for all the ills
If entitled honor special
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organism We take counsel of the experience
full research OF medical science forth by the
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thoroughly and then act in the mutual interest of the patient
Doctor
we will have associated with rs a when necessary the
have all parties visiting for consultation treatment to be accom-
panied by their family physician who would the Judge Of
the rhaFaper Of the seFViee rendered to the public ''
We aware Of the the fact that advertise our profession not
ethics as being irregular ETC., hRt practice the common SENSE da
that il have good thing people, let them know IL and rive
the afflicted the benefit Of it, and adopt the philosophy of %
Weaheisby" who says:
Il don't believe in kickn
II amt apt bring one peace
But the wheel what squeaks the oudest:
Is the one what gets the grease"
All calls at tie Office inquiries by mail will receive promn a.
tenon For further information concerning treatment call
on address, ~"
DR.. ]. B. Hawkins, MaYino. Mo.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-03-25
HARRY MILLER AGAIN
TWELVE YEAR OLD BOY CAM
 FROM TEXAS. b..
Youngster Who Duped Montgomery Merchants Some Time Ago Forg- es Name of Railroad oficial
 and Secures Horse.

Harry Miller has played another en- Sagement in Montgomery.
 Harry Miller is the 12-year-old boy V ho, about q year ago. found hiIaSelf in the Montgomery city prison charged with securing valuable articles of merchandis } from Montgomery stores by representing g himself as a son of various prominent citizens. He is a handsome youth aEd wears good clothes.
 His father, reputable travelling salesman, who formerly lived in Mont gcmery, came here from his home in Atlanta and took the wayward boy home. His mother, an excellent woman. was crushed by the escapade of her son.
 It developed yesterday that Harry Mill Ter was the bright-eyAd youngster who wer so much sympathy in Houston. Tex a7, by his adventures. He represented that he had ridden a horse from Laredo ), Texas, to Houston, and that he was CT route overland to "his home in Mont SC mery." He gave his name as Harry Compton and professed to have an un- usual devotion for the horse he rode.
 The Advertiser of Wednesday morning published the story of Harry Compton from Houston under the caption Ala bama Lad in Texas"
 When F. c. Shepard. General Freight Agent of the Louisville and Nashville Railroad Company. returned to Montgom- cry yesterday after an absence of two days. he says he discovered that Harry Miller had been in Montgomery. had forged his (Mr. Shepards) name. and had left here. probably riding his "Texus pony"
 MT. Shepard says the horse was shipped to Montgomery by freight from some point in Texas, and was consigned to young Miller.
 The boy reached Montgomery Monday or Tuesday. and registered at a hotel, saying he expected to mee: his father here.
 Wednesday young Miller went to the stcck pen of the Louisville and Nashville Railroad Company, and presented bogus order signed. IF. C. Shepard" secured h.S Texas pony" mounted the animal and turned his face to the East
 It is said the objective point of the lad is West Point. Ga.
 And this boy is F years old!