Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1904-02-26
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pull that gets ahead She-But-it's
the man with the head that gets pull
Life.
rs he very richT' Rich? Why.
he's so rich he daren't look twice at
girl for fear she'll bring u breach Of
promise suit
Her Papa-And If l say no? The
Suitor-Wel, | confess 1t won't have
the same effect on me as If your daugh-
ter said it.-Puck.
The Infant Musician. Has Hairo-
witch always shown talent for
music?" Yes; even as a child he cried
every time his hair was cut Life.
CrawfOrd-Women are never salts
fed. era bsha whats so. My wife
begged me to get her sealskin coat
and now she wants to go South for the
winter.
Perfect Happiness. DO you really
believe there is such a thing in this
world as perfect happiness "Of
course; but some other fellow always
has t."-Philadelphia Ledger.
Ii Al IL w DUN Az I'm L.
Learned he was not in
Greek or Geography.
All he had studied was
Ought-to-buy geography.
Life.
The Poets Meals. I'm nearly fam.
ished' sighed the garnet poet. But
you told me you had two meals a day.?
said the friend. Yes; oatmeal and
overwhelmingly Record.
Say. pa" queried little Billy,
what's an echo?" AN echo, my son."
replied the old man. with sigh long
drawn out. lis the only thing that can
fiim-fam woman out Of the last
word"
He-Archibald saved the widow
from drowning, you know. but he
couldn't save himself She-You sure
ly don't mean that he lost his life? He
Not exactly. The widow married
him
Warning. Mifkins-That scoun-
drel, Jobson. called me an idiot! BIZ
kins-He didn't prove 1t, did he? Mif-
kins-No: but Bifklns-Then
Ia advise you let the matter drop, or
he might.-Chicago News.
Patron-I suppose the leading lady
Is very happy after getting all those
bouquets. Usher-Oh. no. She only
got five. Pstron-Gr cious. isn't that
enough? Usher-No; she paid for six.
l believe.-Philadelph Press
h. 81 saI
stan said Uncle Eben, "how it is dat
some folks kin be too proud to work
an at de same time humble enough
to let de family give 'em board an
lodgn' ree."-Washington Star
Reversing the Order. Willie-Pa,
you don't get chestnuts until after
there's frost do you? Pa-Except In
the case of farce comedy, my son.
Then the chestnuts come first. and the
frost afterward.-Philadelph Press
Proud Lobster. Tommy Atkins
Aw! gwsn. Mike, yer a lobster! Mike
-Ye father me. Shure, a Holsters
wise animal. fur green is the color fur
him as long as he lives, an he'll die
before he puts on red coat.-Philadel-
phia Press.
The Great Game of Chance But
why" asked the authorities, ARE you
young women so interested In this
antf-gambling crusader Because"
was the reply, "if we succeed marriage
will be the only game OF chance left
open to the men."-Chicago Post
10Th
wealthy, isn't he? Did he make all his
money from his practice?' Not all of
1t. He's the principal owner of a very
large oil well up the State, and-''
And he makes money from the sick
and the well, too" -Philadelphia
Press.
Peace Assured. Aren't there some
jealousies In your progressive euchre
club?" "No, indeed" answered young
Mrs. Torkins; when we buy prizes we
are always careful to select things that
no one really wants, so that the win
ner will not be an object OF envy
Washington Star.
Cause of 1t. Il haven't quite deter
mined" said the Charles Street father.
whether to have my daughters voice
cultivated here or abroad. What
would you suggest OH said the
obliging neighbor. abroad, by all
means'-snd that's where it all start
ed.-Baltimore News
'How's your mother?' asked the
neighbor. Worried to DEATH, an
swered the boy who was swinging on
the front gate. Fathers away hunt
ing, brother Bills gone to a political
convention, brother Jake's joined
football team. and the dressmaker lust
told mother that she'd look fright In
mourning"
Mother-You can't stay in this hot
city. Why don't you tell your hus-