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St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1904-08-31
knight Of Pythias

knight Of Pythias.
Regular Convention Of Apollo Lodge. No.
2, Tuesday evening, Sept 6.
NED G. STILES, c. G.
H. w. Ellis. K. r. s.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1904-08-31
Woman's RELIEF Corps,

Chamberlin w. r. c. invite the members
of Chamberlain Post to q joint meeting
Thursday evening, September list. Members
of the Corps are asked to be at the hall
promptly at half past seven.
HENRIETTE GoRHAM,
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1904-08-31

Passumpsic Lodge, No. n, r. and A. NJ.
Regular Communication, Thursday even
ing. Sept. ~.
GEORGE r. CHENEY, w. M.
DELos M. BACON Secretary.
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A DEADLY CYCLONE.
Six Persons Reported to Have Been
Killed Near Caruthers-
vile, No.

Charlottesville, Mo-, March 2S.-A
tornado swept the country 20 miles
north of here Saturday night, causing
loss of life and destroying thousands OF
dollars worth of property. The wires
have been down and authentic news Is
hard to get. 1t is now known that six
lives have been lost. The Shoemaker
family, living near Portageville, four In
number, was blotted out and the home
demolished. Wesley Miller and wife,
living two miles north Of Mount Pleas
ant, were killed and their home demol-
ished. Miller was a wealthy halloween
and planter Fifteen hundred dollars in
money belonging to him was found
scattered over the ground. 1t Is feared
a full report will reveal a greater loss
of life. Saturday was hot, and just
after dark the cyclone burst, funnel
shaped cloud sweeping a path 900 yards
wide.
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EXPLOSION KILLS FOUR.
Fatal Accident in a Pennsylvania
Railway Tunnel-Six Others
Seriously Injured.

Brownsville, Pa, March 28.-Cedar
Hill tunnel, on the Connellsville Cen.
trail railroad, two miles southeast OF
this place, was the scene Sunday of
an explosion in which four workmen
were killed outright and six others
were seriously injured. Three of the
injured, it is feared, will die. The
workmen were all foreigners, and
went by numbers, instead Of names.
The tunnel is being constructed by
Kellar & Crossan, contractors. The
explosion was caused by one Of the
workmen striking a charge of dyna.
mite with his pick. The dead work
men were terribly mangled. The in.
jured were taken across the country
to the Uniontown hospital.
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The MARKETS.
Grain, Provisions, Etc.

Chicago. March g.
FLOUR Moderate demand and steady.
WHEAT-Higher. Cash, No. red, $1.G1
@1.Oo: May, 95A@s7c; July, sS%@s0hc.
COMMISSIONERS. Cash, No. 3, Hg45c:
May. 5311@5413c; July, 5o14@51ssc; Septem-
Der, 50051c
OATS-Stronger. Cash. No. 2. :9a9S91ac:
May, 39hs@40Ac; July. 38G39c.
RYE-Very quiet and firm. No. ?. in
store &C; samples, n@72Ac; May delivery.
71c.
BUTTER-Market feeling firm. Cream
cries, per h., 14@24c; dairies. 133zQ21c
EGGS-FeeMng firm; demand good.
Freeh eggs, at mark, new cases returned,
l51k@I16c per dozen; prime firsts. tic.
LIVE POULTRY-Steady and UNI
changed. Turkeys. per No.. 12c; chickens.
fowls, 12i2@13c; ducks. 12Gl2hc.
POTATOES-Market strong and higher.
Burbanks. good to choice, per bu., 93d95c;
Rurals, good to choice, 93@9lc.
New York, March %.
FLOUR-Quiet but steady.
WHEAT-Ho!ding firm. July. 93G9SBc;
September IS 7-16GS61sc.
RYE-Dull. No. 2 western, Sic to arrive.
prompt shipment.
CORN-Quiet but firm.
OATS-Nominal.
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Kills Wife and Self.

Washington, March 28.-Charles G..
Forster, clerk employed In the white
house Office. shot and killed his wife
and himself in Kensington, Nd, Mon
day, Forster was a brother of Rudolph
Forster, one of the assistant secre'
taries TO President Roosevelt. For.
merly sailor, he had been employed
in the white house Office as clerk
for about four years. For consider
able time he had shown evidences
of dependency, due, his friends say,
partly to the illness of his wife and
partly to financial troubles.
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Burned to Death.

Detroit, March 28.-Miss Bertha
Vanderkamp Green, daughter Of for
mer prominent attorney of Syracuse,
N. Y, and a very we'll known young
woman in the cities Of central New
York, was burned to death in her home
on Woodward terrace here Sunday.
She had gone down into the basement
before daylight, and, 1T is supposed, IT,
nited her clothing with match. She
lived but few hours.
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ef8sA movement ID on foot to settle 100
Armenian families II the Panhandle
Of Texas and IN New Mexico.
Maj. Rathbone has renewed his appeal
for q review by congress Of his convic-
ton in the Cuban postal frauds. '''>
Twenty women and children were Sc
riously injured in fire panic In st. MI
chael's Roman Catholic church at New
Haven, Conn.,.
Thomas Baldorf. a farmer near
Wooster, O., his wife and son, were
drowned while attempting to ford q
swollen stream.
Is The withdrawal of 319.O0O.0 900 frolu
western banks to pay for the Panama
canal has imposed considerable loss Of
interest upon those institutions.
John w. Gates, who owns 10000 acres
of rice land. plans to consolida al the
rice plantations and mills in Louisiana
and Texas into 4 gigantic trust.
The most famous diamond necklace
In the world, valued at $40O, 900 and once
owned by Marie Antoinette, has been
stolen from Princess Alice de Bourbon
in Pari3. -..
Sully made a clean breast to his cred
itors in New York, won their conf
dence, and they will unite to collect
from Hawley and Ray, his alleged
partners.
San Francisco sporting men dissent
from the decision of Referee Graney in
awarding Friday nights tight to Britt
They say Corbett was entitled at least
to a draw.
More than 300 Filipinos, members Of
savage tribes, arrived in St. Louis al
most naked, having thrown their
clothing through the car windows.
Many are suffering from pneumonia
Bishop Hartzell in Chicago address
told of the necessity of importing
Chinese as laborers in South Africa, say
ing more than 100000 unskilled work.
men are needed to mske new ventures.
The number of applications for PEN
sions under the new service rule has
reached 1000 day and promises to in
crease. Estimates of the cost to the
government appear to have been too
low.
The condition of the Panama cana!
is said to be bad for the continuation
Of the work by the United States, not
one-half the excavation made by tho
French government being now neces-
sary.
The suicide of George Crossman, of
London, led to the discovery that he
had killed one wife and packed her in
cement, and that he had at least seven
other wives, although he was only 30
years old.
An army of farmers and townspeople
along the Rocky river in Ohio joined in
fighting flaming oil that covers the
stream Petroleum escaped from a
pipe line beneath the river bed at Liver
pool. The property loss already is
heavy.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1904-04-01
State BUYS Wolves.

Applications for wolf bounties are
being received by the state auditor at
the rate of s., 900 a month, and if they
continue at this rate the fiscal year of
1904 will be q record breaker. The
state has paid during the last few
months Sig, 54s.50, almost as much as
was paid in 1902 and 1903.
Under the law passed by the state
legislature there is no limit to the
amount of wolf bounties which the
state may pay a year, and consequent
~ applications are being received in
great numbers. In previous years
there was regular appropriation,
usually $4,000 q year, and deficiency
appropriations were made from time to
time.
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Admir- y = fciI. n N csDlS
turned aw4y, was: Aolodets,' 4 which
might literally be translated He's :
dandy IN 4 #
No further details have been re.
ceived, except that the injury to the
torpedo boat destroyer SLIM from
grounding Is slight, and that 1t can
easily be repaired. , D.
Gear Decorates Sailors.
The emperor has telegraphed to
Vice Admiral Makaroh an order deco.
rating the officers and men of the tor.
pedo boat destroyer Silni with the st.
Georges cross for their valor in the
repulse of the Japanese attempt to
block Port Arthur Sunday.
Toxic Hears Plans Succeed.
Toxic, March 2S.-A telegram re-
ceived from New-Chwang Monday
afternoon says that at three o'clock
Sunday morning the Japanese sue
ceeded in sinking four steamers 1t
the mouth Of Port Arthur harbor. A
dotilla of destroyers conveyed the
merchantmen, which were subsequent
ly sunk, and rescued the volunteer
crews. Later the japanese battleships
bombarded the town and its defenses'
New-Chwang Under Martial Law.
New.Chwang, March 2S.-The civil
administrator late Sunday evening
notified all the foreign consuls and
residents of Viceroy Alexieff's order
placing the city and port of New
Chwang under martial law, and ex'
planning that it had been so ordered
for the purpose of safeguarding the
commercial interests of the port.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1904-04-01
Wants st. Paul to Poy.

If Minneapolis may lose its court
house and city hall, ST. Paul may be
stuck for $27 900 worth of interest on a
B.. 900 debt, running since the year of
1858.
G. T. Smith of Montreal, Canada,
claims that he holds six unpaid street
commissioners certificates against the
city of St. Paul which were issued in
1858 and bear interest at the rate of 30
per cent per annum.
The total face value of the certi6-
Gates is 81, 93776. They have been run.
ming forty-six years and the accuma-
lated interest amounts to nearly $27,-
900. Mr.. Smith wants his principal
and interest and has placed the matter
in the hands of a Cornwell (Ont.) law
firm
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1904-04-01
A Chance for Matilda.

Conjurer (pointing to his cabinet)-
Ladies and gentlemen, l now call your
attention to the great illusion Of the
evening. l will ask any lady In the
audience to step on the stage and enter
the clhinet. will then close the door.
When open it again the lady will
have disappeared. leaving no trace.
Husband Ito his wife)-Matilda, my
love, do oblige the gentleman and
walk up.-Tit-Bits.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1904-04-01
The Relative Importance.

Lord Fitznoodle Gumsucker was writ
Ing his sister, Lady Fitzgerald Dust
seeker, of his American bride-to-be.
''She is beautiful of face and hgure!" he
wrote, rapturously.
Whereat Lady Dustseeker, impatient.
intrusted her answer not to the slow-go-
ing mails, but to the flashing cable:
Never mind the face" she cabled, but
be sure about the f1gure!"-N. Y. Times.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1904-04-01
Two Men Killed.

Guthrie, Okla, March $50. s..
Strickland, a prominent contracting
mason of Ray county; and William
Shaul, of Ponca City were killed while
engaged in pulling the framework
from a stone arch bridge northwest OF
Ponca City. The arch fell and Strick-
land and Shaul were buried under tons
of stone. The bodies were horribly
mangled.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1904-04-01
Moorish Pretender Active.

Paris, March 2S.-Advices received
by the foreign Office from Morocco
say that Blu Hamara, the Moorish pre-
tender, is again active. Several dep
relations have occurred, and it is
feared they mark the beginning Of
fresh and serious opposition to the sui.
tan,
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1904-04-01
Wages Reduced.

Lawrence, Mass, March 28.-A reduc-
ton in. wages varying from five to ten
per cent went into effect at the Airing
ton cotton mills Monday. The change
applies to 1000 of the 1000 operatives.
Upwards of 500 worsted workers have
been idle since March % on account of
a strike which followed the posting Of
notices.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1904-04-01
No Place for the Flag. =

CONSERVATION reigns among tho evil
war veterans who were in attendance
at the annual state encampment, In
Minneapolis. During the last session
of the convention, the fact was brought
before the body, that no room had
been provided at the new capitol for
the old war flags, the relics, dear to
the hearts of veterans in tho state,
which now repose in = glass case in the
rotunda of the old capitol building.
A petition was presented to Gov. Van
SAINT, signed by many of the most
prominent veterans in the state. ask
Ing that when the flags were removed
to the new building, it might be with
oil possible pomp and ceremony.
It was decided to make q direct ap-
peal to the state capitol commission for
space for the flags in the new building.
The council of administration Of the
state department of the Grand Army
was instructed to take up the matter
with the commission at once.
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The settlement in Minnesota this
year will be heavy.
Safes and bank vaults may be man
ufactured in Minneapolis. The fac
tory will be the only one west of Gin
cinnati.
E. d. Williams, Little Falls, was
found guilty of forgery in the second
degree. He passed the troublesome
checks last May. Under the name OF
F. Henry. He has served several terms
in the Nebraska penitentiary.
The prohibitionists of the Eighth
legislative district held their conven-
1T Owatonna. They will seek to go on
the primary ballot by petition. i
= Following the lead of the st. Paul
grocers, the Minneapolis grocerymen
have decided to do all in their power to
abolish the trading stamp evil.
W.. II. Gemnell will succeed 81. A.
Fabian as secretary to President Eli.
oft of the Northern Pacific a.
The Great Northern railroad paid in
to the state treasury $4,000 on its
gross earnings tax account. This
makes $500, 900 that the road has paid
on the 1898 taxes
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1904-04-01
DAMAGE to Asparagus Crop.

San Francisco, March 2S.-Half the
asparagus crop of the state was de-
stroyed by the recent floods in the Sac
ramento valley. The growers have seen
their asparagus beds utterly destroyed,
and now face ruin: The price of aspara-
gus will run high this year.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1904-04-01
Making the Best Of It.

Making the Best Of It.
Miss Gotham-Amateur photography
ia all the rage in New York.
Aunt Rural-Well, s'pose most OF the
rooms in those flats you live in are too
dark for anything else.-N. Y. Weekly.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1904-04-01
savare Frost in Texas.

Waco, Tex, March 2S.-A severe
frost was experienced in central Texas
Sunday night. Fears are felt for cot.
ton which has been planted early in
an effort to head of the boil weevil
It is also thought much garden truck
was injured.
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u |!
of Cours!s..

sf&Nz$ Oh C0ur10s 4 sds w w A$ssee%&
II hear tn Wildly O'Flynn has naal
ried Martin Mahoney At lasht. I" sal4S
Mr.. O'Tunder. X GI:t .s gss
"Yis." replied Mr.. O'Toole. "Thsy.S
wor married lasht Choosday." s
AN phwere are they now?" gii (;
''Shure, Katie told me this marnins|
thot they how gone away fer their 1ar8l|
honeymoon. Judge.
Enough for Her. rs
Young Faddlethwaite doesn't seem
to have any moral courage" said hsFSE
father.
II don't know anything about that. ss
she answered. but he has splendidlEE
fitting clothes and three automobileA M
Chicago Record-Herald.
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Well-Known Minnesota Banker Dead.
Hills. Mimi, March 2S.-Banker Jo-
seph r. Wright, of the First national
bank, is dead of pneumonia after being
sick only "a hours. He was widely
known over the state.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1904-04-01
A Tribute to Charity:

Willie-Mamma, I told cook you 49,
going to give her some of your dresses
Mrs. Slimson-Was she pleased
Willie-Delighted. She said she
some poor relatives she thought the
dt-Town Topic& sssE
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1904-04-01
Rural Routes.

There are eight hundred rural mail
delivery routes in operation throughout
Minnesota at present which is exactly
two hundred more than there were a
year ago. All the payments to the car
riers are made from the St. Paul post
office, and the monthly payroll now
amounts to more than $40, 900, as COM
pared with $50, 900 March, 1903.
The average length of route 10
twenty-five miles, and multiply that
figure by eight hundred routes now in
operation. the distance covered by the
rural carriers in this state approx
mates &c, 1000 miles each day.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1904-04-01
Not What She Wanted.

During q severe frost q. young III
entered a,chemist's shop and asked 1
q remedy for chilblains. The shopmd
recommended q certain prepar1tl0
which he said was warranted tosks1
away chaps. She said that was not t
Kind of thing she wanted.-n t-Bit4 VIA
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1904-04-01

Townlot-Hello, Harker! You seem
all done up. Gasoline stove?
Harker-No! Chatting dish.
Townlot-chatins dishes don't e1'
plode.
Harker-My wife threw it-Chicago
Daily News.
An Improvement.
"You saw papa?"
EYES,"
"How did you like him."
HE struck me unfavorably."
That's better"
How better?"
Il believe he kicked the last young
nan."-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Conjecture.
Maiden Aunt-1 don't think much Of
the young men of to-day.
Her Niece-Don't you, auntie? But
I dare say, you thought a good deal Of
the young men Of yesterday:-Puck.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1904-04-01

Russia's Neckband in Danger.
Japan and Russia are at war.
But one can win: We know not which.
Il seems that Russia at the start
Does get it In the neckovitch.
-Yonkers Statesman
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III
News comes from w ashington q the
effect that Congressman Buchanan has
suggested to the secretary Of of the IN AZ
terror and the commissioner of Indian
affairs that the government appoint 2
fire warden, to have control of Star L.
land in Cass Lake. Mr.. buchanan also
sounded the commissioner as to the pro-
posal that the state Of Minnesota pur-
chase the island from the government
or the Indians, and keep it forever In
it, native state, with the pine timber
intact and its great natural beauty un-,
married. This latter proposal 10 meet
ing with enthusiastic favor In Cass
Lake, and the papers throughout the
northern half Of the state ore indorsing
it.
When the members Of tho North
western Minnesota Editorial associa.
ton visited Cass Lake last summer they
were served with a dinner under the
tall pine trees which cover every foot
of the island, and were shown over it
and taken on the small lake In the
center-Lake Helen. It was suggest
ed then that the state acquire the is-
land, and, the scheme was heartily In
dorsed by all who were there, each
promising his support. = ''@s
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Meraphonin9 Above.

Megaphoning Above, 81
"How loud Brother Brown talks iu1
meetin'!"
Eyes; Providence has been turnil3
q deaf ear to him lately an he's givl
it a piece of his mind. Atlanta CO..
stitution. ,-..- ssis3
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nezer vas out hunting the other

Ebenezer was out hunting the other
day, and, having fired at = bunny. he
look aim again. when his sister cried:
why. Eb; your gun amt loaded"
'Hush!" whispered the boy, de rab-
bit doan' know dat. detroit Free
Press.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1904-04-01
Epitaph.

Gp1Cdpu.
Percy studied chemistry,
Studied long and late.
Percy breathed some chlorine gas.
He'll not graduate.
Cornell Widow,
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1904-04-01
Live Stock.

CnlCdSO, MdTCu 90
CATTLE-Choice to fancy beeves, $500
SIS; good to choice heavy steers. $5.15Q555;
fair to good export and shipping steers, $40
65.1O; medium beef steers A.15@465: in
ferior and plain steers, $3.5o94.10; good to
fancy cows and heifers. $4.0eq4.65; good
to choice feeders, $3.70G4.50: poor to fair
stockers and feeders. $2.50@3.6O; fair to good
and fair beef cows, $2.70@e. Is: calves, good
to fancy. $5.50G6.50 calves. common to fair.
s2.75@525; corn-fed western steers. A.10@
$40; Texas bulls and thin steers. $2.25q370;
fed Texas steers. fair to choice, $SScQ4.50.
HOGS-Good to choice heavy shipping,
;5eo95.s5: fair to good butcher weights.
S. SOFAS 621s: fair to good heavy packing.
IS. 4O6S IS; rough to choice heavy mixed.
$5.s5I5.55; assorted light, $5.4o@552h; good
to choice light mixed. $5.4od5.60; inferior
hight mixed, $5.20a6s5; poor to choice. s.
@115.
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Omaha. Neb.. March e.

CATTLE-Market steady to shade lower.
Native steers, $3.60G5.15; COWS and heifers.
81. 70m41O: Gamers, s2O0G2.65; stockers and
feeders, s27e14.20; calves. $3.0045.75; bulls,
stays, ETC., $2.25@S50
HOGS-Market SC higher. Heavy, S. leo
$50: mixed. s5l5@5.171s: light, $5.00@5.22;
pigs, A0ca4.s5; bulk of sales. $5.15G5.2o:
SHEEP-Market active and stronger.
Western yearlings, $4.75@5. IS; wethers, 4.2S
a. 80: ewes, AO09A.65: common and stock
ers. $s0OG4.70; lambs, $5.00G5.Se.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1904-04-01
SaflafActofY.

A report of the FEBRUARY logging OPP
erations on the Chippewa reservation.
under the provisions of the Morris law.
has been made by Supt. O'Neil. There
was collected for tho benefit of the In
dams from the logging operations OF
the month the sum of $102, 124.32.
Logging is progressing in satisfac'
tory manner. The tops are being TAX
en- care of, and the other rules are be-
ing enforced unsparingly.
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Checkers-I say, Willie, do you think
that your sister would marry me?
Willie-Yes; she'd marry almost any,
one.-Ally Sloper.
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Tommy-You said l shouldn't eae Il
those mince pies in the pantry; that
they would make me ILL.,"
Mother-Yes, Tommy. IN sSsssg
Tommy (convincingly)-But,s nam-
ma, they Observation-Disclosures Bits.
Professional Jealousy.
This world Of ours is all stage
And men but players are
A lot Of US are supers, though a55.5s
We're sure We ought to star. $%S&N
Washington Star
His Opinion: eZ.
do you think that only rich men
ought to be in political life?"
Il should not put it that way" ans
swered Senator Sorghum. But I am m
of the opinion that q man In politicaiS
life ought to be rich sooner or later. = -
Washington Star.
Enjoyment. s
This life's a game, wise folks declare
Where luck may help lot a5yl
The men who win are much amused ssa3
And those who lose are not.
Washington Star. 55s,3sg
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In No Danger

In No Danger.
Mistress think you handle those mr.,
china dishes very carelessly.
Domestic-Don't worry, mum. Th9YI
are so light that they wouldn't hurt even
If dropped EN- on my toes. mum.-N. III
Weekly.
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Had Never Heard It.
He told her the old. old story,
And caused her heart to stir.
The tale was q blaze of glory
For it was new to her.
-Philadelphia Press. s@

As Usual.
Ernie-Why was Mrs. Wigs 30 lAAea
in attending the meeting Of the Society,"
of Universal Peace?
lda-She had spat with her husband
because he refused to mind the baby.
Chicago Daily News.