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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1904-04-01
seds Sabrbmmoertc aeunoen.

UNI 81 betdtigen, tpas bic Qeute i'm y.
Sabrbunoert oebaupteten, baB ndmlidh
oas gr0Be Sober : &egulirunesmittel oer
Mbn6e p0n ct. Bernard, 0as iebt Qfs
ct. 8ernoro's &rduterpilen befonnt 1T
elm tuirfli6eS llnioerial Seilmittel, 10
lpeit oaS m09tib lit, mar. Sic erfaun<
ten ben eoutr0Qierenoen @inluB Der Sc.
Der in @eIunobeit uno &ranfheit, uno
lbre tuunoerpole gntoerunq iebte Iie in
Stano, elmer 9r0Ben Nn5abl BON 9eiben
BEL oeren Beainn entgegensuuirfen. IN.
Dem lie bic 9eber duert tpieoer in Orb
nunq bradlten.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1904-04-01
WpQhambiae 9%lmtrammmna.

8enn man gtnas tut. muB man
es AUDI griinolih tun! Son alleu
Salben, pom oenen sic ientalS etmas
9eb6rt baben, lit Budlen's Qrnica
Sable unftreitia Die bette. Sic BELT
griinblih ale 8rnno=, 0uet16= uno
Sbnittmunoen, Nusi9ldse uno
Sbparen, iupie 6dmorrboioen.
Sour IS Gents uno pDaige @enua<
tuung miro garantiert ourdD s.
&altener & Sobn uno Goolpb DreiB,
NpDtbefer.
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Suutes stllerlei aus 9eutidlanS.

- Wie cine 2otpmDtioe our SD.
Gerin fit Elm eeplantes Gerbredeu
puroe, miro aus Gffen tuie folet gez
ibilbert: Nm Samitag M0rger er.
faBte Die 20fomDtipe zines HeriDneu=
Su1eS auf Der Strede Saarns &ettuia
einen Dem Irbeiteritanoe anaeb0ris
gen Wann Namens SDbann @olters
bof bel benz 8eriude. Den 8erIpnens
au9 ourH Nufleaen BON Steinen aul
oaS @eleiie our @ntgleiiuna 81 brins
gen. Woltersoorf muroe iofDrt ees
tDtet. 9as @eleiIe luar auf cine
2dnae BON unaefabr 80 Mleter nit
@teinen beoeGt. Ser Bug bat feis
men 5haoen erlitteu.
= ueber cine bonn 5efretar bes
|Snnern uno Dem &rie9sminiiter ae=
meiniam erlaiiene 8erfiiaung, ole
fir piele gu fur5em Doer ldnaerein
Nufentbalt nah Deutiblano suriid=
febreuoe 9eutibamerifaner BON bo=
BET Bidtiafeit lit, tpiro aus Berlin
berihtet. Die Gerfigune tpeiit oa<
raul bin, baR auf arsgenanoerte
Wtiliiarpfibtige, tuelde pine cine
anoere StaatsanaebDriafeit ertpor=
ben su baben ooer nah BDlIenbuna
oeS 81. 2ebeusiabreS mieoer GeiGs=
aneeb5riee weroen, finnaemaB So
ragrapb IL, Mbiab 3 oeS HeiGsmilis
t1r9eleBes bonn 2. Wtai 1874 Nutpens
6ung finoet uno elm 3uriidbeba(ten
oieier 2eute i'm aftipen 9ienIt iiber
baS 81. 2ebensiabr binaus unsuldSz
fig 1T. Sc fDnnen oemnah friibere
militdrpfli6tige &eidssN naebDriQe,
melbe ausaeuanoert tparett uno Die
&eibsanaeh1rigfeit nunraebr pieoer
erperben, Dbne Musnabme bis CUR
TOlenoung oes 81. 2ebensjabres,
aber audi nur Bis 81 bieIem 3eitz
punfte i'm aftiben Oienfte suridbe.
balten meroen. oageaen f0nnen ause
gepanoerte Militarpfi9tige, ueld)e
nah WDlenouna oeS 81. 2ebensiab=
res mieoer 8ei6eaneeh6riee peroen,
gum aftiuen Dienite iiberboupt nibt
mebr berange5Dgen tDeroen.
Die 8abl Der 5rauen i'm Diem
ife Der oeutiHen Boits uno Telearas
pbenzW ertUaltuno lift mad Der 8dbs
lung bonn Nnfaug bieies SabreS auf
II, 744 angetpahlen. ueber orei
Biertel Dap0n lino als Beomte felt
angeiteut. Die 8abl Der meibliAen
Beamten betrdgt CUR Yeit 1882.
@eaen bas Goriabr FIND 80 Srauen
mebr als Beamte angeiteQt tp0roen.
N%uBerbalb bes Observation-Disclosures
lteben uno meroen oauerno Doer in
regelmdBiaer Wieoerfebr 1915
Srauen beibdftiat. Die 3unahme
geasn oas gpriabr betrdgt bier nur
60.
- Sn Berlin bat Iid Elm Gerein
CUR BHege hebrdiiber Wiuitt oebi(s
bet, in Dem Die 8eftrebungen eur ST.
f0rihung Der arDBtenteils nod pers
boraenen Sbdse Der bebrdiiben
Muiit ihren 3entralpuntt finoen
IOueu. Der gerein bat 1id als .ae.
miidter Gb0r" Die Iufeabe geiteGt,
&ompDliti0nen aug Dem 8ereide Der
bebrdilben Wufitliteratur sur Nuf.
fiihrun9 gu bringen. miro aber feline
96ti9teit audi auf Organization uno
S0roerung muiitbiitOrilher 5ors
ihunaen auF oemielben @ebiete ers
itreden.
Sn DiitbOl5 i'm 6tliden
ShleSmige9 olitein feierte Die Bitts
noe 0enningien, aeb. GoB, tiirslih
tDrperlih uno geiiti9 frii1 ibren
100. @eburtstaa. 8Dn ibren &ins
bern iino nod 8mei am 2eben, uuo
BON ibren @nfeltinoern leben flint in
uno bier in SdleSpias6olz
Nus Dem 8ibiltabinet bes
Saiiers aingen Der Subilarin gu ib-
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gdali4e gOnriitea sdlafpaaeu

nah Californian. ebenfo nab 81.
Souls pia 9eraS & 8acific : Balm
obne Wehiel. Ghreibt an iraeno
einen 9ifet : Ngenten meeen oiefes
neuen Dienite8 ooer on 6. g.. Iurs
ner, @eneral- Baffaaier.a aent, 9at.
laS, Teras.
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gan MntDmip Y Mramiae
Bah 8ahtt,

i'm UartenzD iitritt oes Staates. @es
lurobett uno alima nniibertrDfen.
yiuige 2anoereien fir ben Jarr1er,
Warttg6rt1er. Obftz uno Gieb5abter.
Megen gin5elbeiten uenbetgu@ an
y. s. Wartin, g. q. a.,
san NntcniU, Eeraa
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$500 gelobnune fir iraeno See
meno. Der cine before uro oul[ftSn<
oigere Nustuabl pon Screens uno
WDroertiiren nennen fam, als lie bel
eo. Steoes Il CONS sa fine
ben lit.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1904-04-01

Durb cine 8ernaGl6lIiauno
oeS Wagens tuiro oa8 Wlut Ieihf
nllrettl. Die Nntuenoung BON Or.
Augult R6nia's 6ainburger TropFen
reIt1l9t Wtagen uno 8lut.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1904-04-01
Dom Srisssfhauplate.

Die &uiien baben am Sonntaa
ben iapaniiden Dampfer n6onnei
Wnru" in Den @runo gebubrt. Wiit
GuSnabnte zines Baiiaaiers, oes
&apitGn8 uno zines Irbeiters batten
ole auf Dem 0ampfer befiuoliben
Berlonen i'm oerlahen. Die ae.
1ai1nten 9rei puroen Ipdter Don
6ineiilben Sii6ern gerettet.
Der fran50liibe @elddftstrdaer
in Soeui bat Der toreanilhen Reoie.
rllng cine 6oroerung con $3.50, 600
Iiir Wlaterial gum Bau Der Soeuls
Baius8 abn, melheS BON 5rantreih
eei@idt tpuroe uno tueldeS iebt uns
1T, oa Die foreaniide Re-
eierung bic aon5ei1iDn ben Sapanern
l%bertra9eu bat, eingerei6t.
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Cine aanse @arlaoung BON
Screens, Jlie9entiiren uno Drabt=
5eug. @alpaniiiert uno ldrpars bel
6 b. Stepes & SOns.
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o.e VI aenters
s.. g. 8nid).
~. GMurobint:.
sic sstmamalaae @alpeftum,s.

Mir baben abernlals @elegenbeit
elm 9utes 8ort iiber Die auSge5ethz
uete @erualtung Der Staot 8al=
peitpn iagen gu f0nnen uno 5tpar
giebt uns oasu Der Dor einiaen Taz
ger uerDffentlihte Sabresausmei8
Der SinanSen jener Gtaot Die &eran=
laifung.
Sanab betraat Die eeiamte 8onoe
ihufo iener Staot So, l1,670.69;
mDfir ~aQeroings oufautpeiien iino,
Elm:
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Eotol .............. So, 748, 1000
Die idpebenoe Sdulo be5iffert
iid auf $35, 570.35. Die aber ieoen
Mu9enbltd eingelDit peroeu fam.
Die -@elammtauSgaben Der Staot
fir bas am 81. Sebruar 1904 i6lie=
Benbe Sabr beliefen iih, einlhlies<
lid Der &erpaltung, Snitanobaltung
uno 0erbeiierung Der 8ai5ermerfe
utio Der elettriihen 2ihtanftalt, Spei
9ufteu, Die mir bier in San Nns
tonic nibt fenner unb Die bort nit
an5arnrnert $57, 297. 48 uDtiert iino,
auf 1871, 1862. 16. Nuf oas StraBen=
Department, &eparaturen uno Bflaa
iteruna, entfielen $115,277.53. Stir
oas Sobn Sealp 6oipital uuroen
$3322 ,465.7 70 a~usgegeben, oos @e=
iunobeitS Departement beanipruhte
Sis, 1862. Sc uno 10 fino nod mebrere
aaoere gr0Bere IusgabepUiten pDrs
banoen.
Die @innabmer betrueer p0m |.
Mdrs 1903 bis gum 80. Sebruar
1904 uuter 8uaua Der @aiiermiete
BON 1884, 681.23 i'm @an5en $685.
469. "a; mDpDn Die Gusgabeu in Der
06be BON 1871, 1852. 16 nit besablten
8inien i'm Betrage pon $123, 1860. SO,
aliD inSgeiammt 1895, 823.09 in
&b5ug 5u brineen iino uno fDntit AM
%. Jebruar 1904 1892, 646.25 bar
in oer Raife uerblieben.
Gn Steuern iino nod pDn friberen
Sahreu Der 1888, 1875 gu toilet.
tieren, bic ebenfalls als Nttiua be-
trahtet weroen mifien.
Das lift Die Jinanslaae Sal
.uefton'8 nah %oreiiabrieer Gerwal>
stung ourh cine S~taottommillion.
6ier miro alto geseigt, ME Die Go>
miniftratiDn elmer Staot bod elm
grfotg un6 elm Seaen fir cine Gtabt
iein tam, tuenn lie p0litiiben 6an=
ben entrifien lift uno na9 rein ae<
ihdftlihen MetbDoen gefiibrt wiro.
SIT oas ibDne Beiipiel nidt nadabs
mut1gatuert?
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Wtan beetle iid, I'm Den GIN.
81 oermeioen. 9eSbalb fault
Cure Screens pm 60. Stepes
u sons.
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0eirats /. sheine.

Nlfreo Siemerins uno Gillian @oobman.
s. 9. Miiler uno Ws. Y. @roos.
9. y. Br0nes uno &iola 8. 9enb.
Senrb s. Sbomer uno Ntageie 8liu1el.
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SttNFsNY 2&uSNuI @O+ &tptu1 o|lc*
[. Sell;
2. Sepilfommnungs=&nlprah 3 Wlnuten:.
lta0Or @abetl.
3. Grpi0eruug. 3 Minutea ........ 4rGi Wtau9DlO.
4. p9as Qie0 miro Shot. ....... .9tobt. G1ipQlm.
Wtalieubor uno Orheter.
5. .4ta0ame Sembrid.
q. 8lGllil=Solo. Wr Tan Sorot.
II. Sei1:
Sr3eter=goItrag
8. (a) 9es Sobues oeimtebr. .. .Suu9arO =gSaIem.
(b) I'm Srlnnelt. .9tnolor.
() 8lau Aeielein.. ............. @itt.
Mafen6or.
3. .Ntaoarne Sellbrtd1.
10. DrbeIter=8ort
Matince ant Wsitttppd,, Sem -. 9tprtl,
2:3O Nacbmittag.
|, Sell:
|. SrWepet. ...'..' ..-...'- $500.
2. &lnOer=9D nr. -......
3. lo...........t... ........lflB. Shnetoer.
4. Wr. Sorrot.
II. Sell:
5. G1nOtsnnung.. .0lieg.
Ntaiienbar uno Orbefter.
=. glano=Solo,:....'.... NIB gSattln.
Z. Soto WtB Sldfhere.
8. Srbetter=g ortrag ,.,...
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Saomeftteras witmmt Gn@

Wenn SIR GudJ irgeabmO nieoer.
iaiiea pollt. tbut es entlang Der 81.
Mo Aor -
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s@ 9rinft s(lanto /. .5laideubier.
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FsS 8rinft slIamO : Tlaldenbier.
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@alpanifierte. IA . maidipe
Tliegentaren. 6 D. Stepea &
Cons.
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Qreoroant1nt
Der &ouSerte Oes %, Ocuti6 tcrauiz
i6en Siuger6unOes am rs. nnO
a. Mpril III 9alla8.

Siemtas s(benO, 20. apri(, s:15,
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aasr 8rinFt 9Ilamo Tlaidenbier.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1904-06-04

ers. Mr.. Mannheim's death, while not
unexpected, was a shock to his many
friends in Duluth. His genial and
kindly character had made him innum-
cradle friends during his long residence
in the city, and many heart is today
filled with sincere regret and sorrow
for his death.
Judge S. +. White in the course of a
Memorial Day address in this city said:
"One more incident of that afternoon
and that is all. A man by the name
of Edward, 45 years old, who had been
in his youth in the British army, was
near to me when he staggered, and
as he fell caught him in my arms
and he had but time to say, Captain,
my poor Wife, and was unable, with
his stiffening fingers, to complete the
sign of the cross attempted by this
pious Catholic at the last. 1t is little
wonder that the cry against the danger
to American institutions from foreign
ers and Catholics has always seemed
to me alike wicked and foolish"
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1904-06-04

the Hills. He was a member of the
Catholic Order of Foresters and held
Il $1,000 policy. He was also men,
Der of the Central City Miners union.
The remains We're conveyed to Dead
wood for interment
Funeral.-The double funeral of AL
bert and Clarence Chillieu, brothers
who We're fatally shot by John St.
Pierre at Sioux Point in Union county
last week, was held at st. Peters
church, Jefferson, on Friday forenoon.
The Rev. Dean Robinson, pastor, was
assisted by the Rev. L. P. Dagnault,
pastor of St. Jean Baptiste church
of Sioux City, Ia. The congregation
in attendance was one of the largest
ever assembled in that church.
Drowned.-The quiet little village of
Wentworth in Lake county was
plunged into grief on the 22d ult.,
when it was learned that one of its
prominent and most respected business
men and citizens, Mr.. John Bowler,
was drowned at Egan whilst fishing.
Mr.. Bowler was taken with cramps, it
seems, and the water being quite deep,
his companions We're unable to render
him any assistance owing to their not
being able to swim.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1904-06-04

Minneapolis trains at 2 p. m. ample
time to get to the convention hall be-
fore the actual work of the convention
is begun, and also enable them to re-
main through the session and get back
to the twin cities OH the night trains.
The railroads have made the follow
ing rates to the convention: 1. a fare
of one rate plus so cents from any
point in Minnesota to Duluth and re-
turn; .. A rate of one fare plus so
cents from any point in southern Min
nesota to st. Paul and return and a
rate of So from st. Aaul, Minneapolis
or Saltwater to Duluth and return.
Delegates will be given whichever rate
will he the lowest from their respective
stations to Duluth. There are eight
trains each day between the twin
cities and Duluth every 24 hours over
the Great Northern. Northern Pacific,
and Northwestern lines, and delegates
will have no difficulty in avoiding I'M
necessary delays. Full information can
be obtained from local ticket agents in
ample time to arrange for the trip.
The Duluth Commercial club was
largely instrumental in getting the con-
vention for Duluth and is making ar
engagements to extend every courtesy to
the delegates and their friends in Or
der to have them enjoy their visit to
the Zenith City. The public affairs
committee of the club, composed of the
leading business and professional men
of the city, have already provided
funds for the entertainment of their
visitors, and while complete arrange
ments have not been made, a compli-
mentary boat ride around the harbor
and across the lake has been deter
mined on for those who may care to
make the trip. Other details are being
arranged and ,ievery effort will be
made to have the delegates and their
friends understand that Duluth is glad
to have them come, get acquainted
with her people and see the sights of
the greatest inland port of the Ameri-
cas-.
1t will also be Of interest to those
contemplating making the trip to know
that Duluth does not intend to try
and make the convention money-mak-
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1904-06-04
Opportunity for Doing Good.

We sometimes hear it said of young
people, "Let them have a good time
now. If they do not enjoy themselves
while they are young, they never
will"
Is it wise to speak thus? May we
not attribute the sowing Of many
crop of wild oats to such and similar
unwise expressions? Each stage Of
life holds its own duties and demands,
and is but part of the whole. And
is it not sad to have no other thought
in life but that we are in the world
for good time? If we could but
know in the beginning Of life, that
each part is but a stepping stone to
the next part, and if we make not the
most and best of each as we come to
it, it becomes stumbling block, an
obstacle to us, ever afterward.
''The loom of life never stops" it is
said; 'the pattern which was weav-
ing when the sun went down is weav-
ing when it comes up" If we pass
over the opportunities of to-day, how
hard it is to grasp those Of tomorrow.
So, in youth, if we only see the lights
of pleasure, and follow it's ftful
CLEANS, how difficult, later on, to
search out the broken threads of
useful life. The loom has gone on
with it's weaving. "No one will re-
store the years gone by, no one will
return to myself" And if it is so
with the world around us, how much
more with the inner life, the inner
loves. Who can return to us our
selves? Who can return to us the
first sweet instincts Of early life, the
enthusiasms, the tender sympathies
that prompted the words and acts Of
self-sacrifce? Can aught save a mir
acle save us?
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1904-06-04
DEMOCRATS WILL MEET
In Convention at Duluth on Wednesday
June 22d.

The following circular letter to the
Irish Standard, dated May %, has been
received from Secretary II. V. Eva of
the Commercial club, Duluth, in refer
ence to the state Democratic conven-
ton to be held in that city:
The Democratic state convention to
select delegates to the national conven-
ton to be held ut St. Louis July 6, will
be held ut Duluth On June %. The
official call for the convention announ.
ces that the convention will be called
to order at II a. m. Since sending out
the call, however, it has been found ad-
visable to change the hour of conven-
ing to 2:30 p. m. in order to accommo-
date delegates who wish to leave the
twin cities the morning of the conven-
ton. This change will enable dele
gates arriving on the st. Paul and
.kW
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1904-06-04
GUARANTEES TO
QUICKLY WITHOUT KNIFE, PLASTER OR PAIN
CURE YOUR CANCER

Specialist O'Keeffe's promise to cure
your cancer is backed up with a writ
ten guarantee that if the treatment
fails, your money will be returned to
you. This is square business. He
knows what his treatment will do. 1t
has never failed to cure in any case
of the past, and it will not fail in
yours. This is why he can honestly
guarantee cure. If he should fail in
any case to remove the cancer, then he
stands ready, willing and able to re-
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1904-06-04

turn every cent so paid. The patient
takes no chance, nor risks cent. This
is why people with cancer from all
over the country go to st. Paul, call
on him, lay down their money, go I'M
der treatment and leave st. Paul cured
and perfectly delighted. You will have
to take your turn to see him at his Of
fees, 176 w. Fourth street, with the
other patients, for his Offices are
crowded with people waiting to see
him.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1904-06-04

ing enterprise The hotels will give the
visitors their most reasonable rates
both on the American and European
plans, their accommodations are am
pie and all appointments first class.
Hotel reservations may be made or
any further information may be OBJ
tanned by communicating with the
Commercial Club, Duluth.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-12-29

A prominent clergyman con-
tends that there is neither
health, sense nor religion in full
mourning. He tells his congre-
cation that bit of black ribbon,
worn in some way, will tell the
story of bereavement just as well
as a complete mourning suit. A
bit of crepe on the bell pull gives
the hint to those who pass by,
and it is not considered neces-
sary to cover the whole front
with drapery. Why, then, will
not bit of ribbon on cloak or
coat answer the purpose, and a
weight of useless expense and a
costume that is always gloomy,
and in warm weather very UNI
comfortable, be taken from the
shoulders of bereaved mourners?
Christians, he is convinced must
not take a gloomy view of death.
There are glorious hopes linked
with the sorrows, and the hopes
of those who are gone before
should be symbolized rather than
the sorrows of those who are left
behind. He would have cheer
full garments worn by mourners
in token of the triumph of the
glorifed ones, and a bit of rib
bon or crepe as simple men,
orial Of their OVID sense Of
bereavement Fayetteville OBJ
server.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-12-29

free the politician seems to be a
necessary evil.
Plenty of faith should be mix
ed with the other ingredients in
a DOCTORS prescription.
Unless you are willing to con-
fess your ignorance you can new
er acquire knowledge.
A man always tells his wife
that good husbands are made by
letting them have their own
way.
Some political candidates lose
out because they are unknown
and some because they are too
well known.
What do you suppose the Lord
thinks of the loafers who sit
around on store boxes and criti-
CHE the weather?
Paradoxical though it may
seem, a wedding ceremony isn't
considered a success unless there
is a hitch in it somewhere.-Chic-
ago News.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-12-29
Guessing at Lies Problems.

Freezing politeness is on a par
with cold comfort.
The most brittle thing in the
world is a good resolution.
1t is quite safe to guard a man
by the things he doesn't do.
The difference between cook
and a chief is about 800 per
month.
If you would have your atfec-
ton reciprocated, get stuck on
yourself.
Have you ever noticed what Il
lot of second-class people travel
first-class?
It's just as well not to think of
trouble until you are up against
it.
1t is we'll to look on the bright
side, but it is better to have a
look at both sides.
One good turn may deserve an
other, but this doesn't result in
perpetual motion.
Some men are too busy to
make friends and others are too
lazy to make enemies.
A man must not only mold his
own character, he must employ
a Waterman to guard it.
Among men a wholesome fear
of the gun often conduces to slow
and careful speech.
The professional beggar is al
ways looking for succor-but he
doesn't spell it that way.
The rain falls alike on the just
and the unjust, and Furthermore,
they both get stuck in the same
mud.
There can be no economy,
from a woman's point of view,
without hash for breakfast once
in while.-EX.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-12-29
A Fruitless Search.

Senior de Quesda, the Cuban
minister, is at Richard Springs.
There one morning, he saw two
men installing a burglar alarm
system in villa that had been
robbed the night before.
"Those fellows work is use
less" said Senior de Quesda.
frightening never strikes in the
same place, and robbery never
strikes twice in the same place,
either. They are installing their
alarm too late.
"And thus they remind me of
the surgeons that attended one
of my ancestors.
"My ancestor, great soldier,
had been wounded in battle, and
the surgeons had him stretched
upon a table where they dug and
tore and gouged him with their
instruments very industriously
and very cruelty.
"He stood it as long as he
could. Then he emitted an oath
of anger and impotence.
" Does it hurt very much?''
said the senior surgeon, pausing
in his work a little intimidated.
docs it hurt me?' said my
ancestor. 81 should think so
What on earth are you doing,
anyway?'
d" Probing for the bullet, sir,
the surgeon answered.
&" Why the deuce didn't you
say so before?" cried my anees
tor. Il have it here in my peck
ct. '-Memphis Scimitar.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-12-29
A Matter of Choice.

Rev. Charles H. Parkhurst, of
New York told an audience re-
Gently that in Utah a man may
have number of wives contem-
poraneously, while in New York
"the arrangement is a kind of
tandem affair" The reverend
gentleman seems to remember
the old story of a Presbyterian
deacon who was lecturing a Nor
mon deacon on the infamies of
polygamy. 1t happened that the
Presbyterian had been widowed
three times, of which fact the
Mormon was aware. So the dea-
con said: "The only difference
between us that | can see is that
| drive my team abreast and you
drive them tandem. New York
Sun.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-12-29

myself were looking up from be-
hind tables. He had a six shoot
er pointed at me, and if his fin
ger had trimbled I'd have been
the subject for "a dearest Willie,
thou hast left us, piece of poetry
then and there. just then a
young girl rushed into the place
and threw herself between us"
"Of course" commented a
listener, "this is about Chapter
Ill. She exclaimed: Spare him!
Spare him for my sake!
No. She didn't say anything
of the kind. She merely said
Don't be a fool, dad. He didn't
mean anything. He amt heard
u word about it,
"Then she turned to me and
said:
"'You want to be keerful
about how you talk about any
thing in the fowl line before dad.
He was tarred and feathered
week before last. He amt got
clear over it yet an he won't
stand jokin' about it, you see. y