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Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1904-08-30
DISEASES

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was afflicted with Tetter in bad shape.
It would appear in blotches as large as nv
hand, yellowish color. and scale off
You can imagine how offensive il was
FOR twelve years was afflicted with this
trouble. At night it was case of scratch
and many times no rest at all. Seeing the
good the medicine was doing friend
who was taking it for Eczema, I COM
menced it, and as a result the eruption be-
gan to dry up and disappear, and to-day
am practically-a well man. Only two
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where once the whole body was affected.
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Have you read the great $1,000
guessing contest add in the Sentinels
Don't you want part of this moneys
For full particulars, address, Sentinel,
Circulation Department. If
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MAN WAN TIED.

Married man to work on iarm three
miles from city. Wife to keep house.
Enquire of Archie Mcclellan, Wausau,
Wis.
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ANOTHER CUT IN SHINGLES.

1t will also pay you to get prices on
lumber and laIh. as we can save you
money if you trade with rs.
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BAL BROWN. L. A. PRADT. O. 8. GILBRl
ABSTRACTS.

We have the only abstract of Mara
thon county. We have a thoroughly
qualified abstractor and make abstracts
at reasonable prices We are respons-
ibIe for all abstracts made by us and
guarantee that they show the condition
Of the title properly as it appears on
record.
An abstract Of title is useful II you
desire to sell or mortgage your prop
erty, and is very valuable in ascertain
ing defects in your title that can be
easily rensedied and yet might be suf
iicient 70 spoil a sale. If you desire an
abstract Of the title 10 your property,
call and see us.
Mausau Law & Land AssoCiat'n
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MONEY TO LOAN ON REAL ESTATE SECURITY.

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Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-04
CHURCHES DECORATED.

Easter Sunday morning though clear,
set in cold and quite breezy, SO The
people did not 30 up to Christ Church
Cemetery as early as usual with flowers
for decorating the graves, and the place
did not look very inviting. Later in the
morning q large number went out there,
som F, of them going as far as they could
go by trolley and there were some who
wished that the new trolley was running,
as a great many put pot plants on the
grav,s and they are heavy. The plots
and graves then | ok vi very beautiful and
q great many flowers are used in making
it SO. Each year, East .r Sunday appears
colder than tie former and thu flowers
soon wilt.
Last E ster some very expensive plants
were killed outright by The frost. There
was a little surprise Sunday when pulling
out a geramium root, it was found t.
have a new white root grown the old
root and bid fair to grow again after hav-
ing been left in the ground during the
very severe winter Just past.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-04
W@oopBRrDer
NEWS TIE MS.

Miss Mary A. Seamans spent Tues
day night with Miss Katherine Rath-
bun.
Mrs. Black eli, Miss Annie Black
we'll and Mr.. Howell spent Sunday
with Mr.. ana Mrs. NJ. Irving Dem
Arrest
Mr.. and Mrs. Waldo L. Berry enter
tanned n few friends Wednesday even
ing.
Miss Cornish spent Tuesday night
in Elizabeth.
Mr.. and Mrs. NJ. W. Woner and son
will move to Paterson on Monday,
April 4. AT the conference in Newark
Mr.. Womcr was transferred to Pater-
son and a minister from Paterson will
occupy tic Methodist pulpit here.
Mrs. William Miller. of Edgar's
Hill, entertained the members OF the
First Congregational church on Satur-
day evening.
Mrs. @. W. Boynton spent Tuesday
in New York.
Mrs. franklin has returned from
her visit in Maryland.
The school children had n holiday
on Good Friday and Easter Monday.
Mr.. and Mrs..B. franklin Hart, of
Hoboken, were in town Monday night.
The Builders" will meet at the
residence OF Mrs. q. A. Campbell,
April 10 at 3 O'Clock.
The Womon's Home Missionary
Society will meet at the residence of
Mrs. W. A. Gillian, Wednesday, at 8
O'Clock. Any person who is interest
ed in Home Missions and who woull
like to donate clothing Of any kind,
toys, books etc., they will be gladly
received by any of the members, as
the auxiliary of the M. E. church
are preparing TO send a barrel Of
such articles south the early part Of
April.
Mr.. f. W. Robinson has rented the
L iOuSo WHHHh MI WiAAlhhubOA HAS pAc-
viously occupied and will Dol move
into it.
Miss Mary A. Seamans is spending
Easter holidays with friends in the
Brooklyn.
Miss H. v. Harding is visiting ont
of town.
MIR. and Mrs. c. W.iBoynton and
Miss Dorothea B. Boynton attended
Barnnm's circus on Saturday night.
Mrs. s. M. Brewster and Miss
Helen L. Brewster spent Saturday in
New Brunswick. ~ sA'@
Mrs. John Leisen is recovering
from her recent illness.
Mrs. J. Edgar Brown is improving
from her attack ..of the grippe.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-04
TO EXTEND
BOULEVARD.
Petition Being Circulated Urging
the Improvement at
Once.

The Citizens Improvement Asso-
citation, of Huguenot, at it's annual
meeting and election of officers, dis
cussed several public improvements in
which the association proposes to take
an active part. A committee wat
appointed, composed of Messrs. Jamr g
Romer, G A Gulowsen and W. L..
Conner, to wait upon Alderman Shea
aud ask his cooperation and aid in
getting the Boulevard extended
through to Tottenville and to prepare
petitions to be presented to the resi-
dents of the section to be improved:for
their signatures, tho same to be sub
mitted to the local board for approval.
The petitions have been prepared
and are now in several of the promi-
nent stores of ~Tottenvillle, Pleasant
Plains and Princes Bay, and as soon
as they are signed they will be sent
to President Cromwell.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-04
SERVICE IN
THE BAPTIST CHURCH.
Sunday School ChiIdren Take Part
in a Pleasing Manner
Many Present.

The Easter services 10y the Sunday
school at the Fist Baptist church we've
exceptionally tiue. The church was
crowded. The pulpit was adorned with
beautiful potted plants, roses, agalass and
other flow err.
The services were opened with the ing
ing of the children, which was follow I'd
by Bible reading aud prayer by the pastor
Rev. j. Y.sIrviu. Then the choir sang a
selection.
Fifteen of the Sunday school children
took part in an exercise three Of WHOM IT.
presented, Hope, Joy and Grief. 1t was
very interesting and each child took their
part perfectly. Hope AMI JOY Q tered
first, then nine children, each CHI d carry
ing an Easter lily and singing, "We Bring
Thee Lilies. Finally Grief entered with
a black mantel on. Miss Ethel Ferger
on ~personated the character, and after
speaking, she knelt and Hope placing her
hands on her head speaks comforting
words to her. Grief filings off the black
m intel and dressed in white, no longer
being that character, Miss Emma Comp
ton then sang a solo, PRAISES to Jesus
Belongs. 1t finally ends with the child
rem forming a cross and singing, "In The
Cross OF Christ I Glory. The children
looked lovely all DIRE sed in white forming
a pretty picture among the tl1wers, and
the audience thought it all very beautiful.
The several churches were beautifully
decorated with flowers for Easter. At
Christ Church there we're Easter lilies on
tn, altar. Rev. H. M. P. Pearce preached
an excellent sermon in the morning. Rev.
Mr.. Post preached at night. Mr.. Post
preached in Doane Memorial Chapel in
The morning. His serm ,ns were very
| much enioyed.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-04
HAVE RUN AWAY.

1t appears that two of the parties sus-
pected of entering and stealing a number
OF articles valued at about $33, last Tues
day night, have run away.
We regret the artlcle published in thu
South Amboy news column stating thai
one O'Brien and one sCoughlin were ar
rested by officer Mcdonnell for stealing
1t was incorrect. About ;he time of the
excitement about the robbery Off ser Nc
Donnell arrested O'Brlen for being disor.
derby and a party seeing Coughlin walk
ing along with them, though that that he
too, was being taken to the lookup, and
when questioning some of the mans
chums they was informed that both had
been arrested for stealing. Mr.. Coughlin
was not arrested at all.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-04
SOUTH AMBOY
NEWS ITEMS.

The Easter service at the NJ. e.
church. Sunday, was exceptionally
fine.
Justice Robert Mason tied a knot on
Thursday which, it is hoped, will
never be united. Miss Clara Carey,
of Philadelphia, and MI. Gardener
Hathaway, of this borough, were the
happy couple.
1t is said that Abe Everett, who
went to North Carolina for his health.
writes very discouragingly. He does
not improve as they would like. He
and his family are expected home this
weeK.
Mrs. A. Simon and Mis-. 8. Ruben
stein were Perth Amboy visitors Sat
urday.
All of the bakers were very busy
selling hot cross buns Friday. One
baker had to keep two wagons going
with them.
oOtloiO HbiuuD 40 kOlhk W DAAuB
out the front of his meat market even
with the front of A. Parisen's drug
store. ENow windows will be put in,
the fames for which are about ready.
1t will be quite IN improvement.
Mrs. Leary is expecting to occupy
part of the house owned by her on
George street, and will move into it,
it is said, as soon as Mrs. Conover,
who now occupies it, finds q house to
move into.
Charles Cox and family have taken
a house OH David street, 1t is said, and
will move to this borough very soon.
A number of changes are predicted
for people in this borough, a number
of new houses will be erected and the
usual spring coats given to several.
Marshal Mlnnick has been able to
take a walk for the first time since
his illness. pilot VanBuren is said
to be about the same, very little i'm.
provement and cannot walk. DIR.
Albright is walking with crutches.
j. E. Montgomery continues to i'm
prove.
The Simon's are still compelled to
live in q partly burned house with
their little children and the store is
still closed on account of the insur-
anoe companies not adjusting the
cases. The building and business are
with different companies, it is said,
but they are very slow.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-04
FIRM GOT MORE THAN
IT HAD SUED FOR
Litigation Between TOttenviIIe Con
Germ and One in
Mahattan.

Some time ago the Murray Manu-
featuring Company, of Tottenville,
made a number of typewriting ms
chimes on an order for the Baldwin
Manufacturing Company, Of New
York. When they were ready for
delivery the Baldwin people refused
them, saying that theyn were not up
to 1.-THE standard. The Murray firm
took the matter to court where they
asked for 5000. The court, after
all of the evidence was in and the
had been carefully considered,
has awardedk the Tottenville firm the
sum of Sc, 1888. S3.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-04

y AutOist's s1otosD.,nen CcreDraIis.
LONDON, April 4.-The medical pro
fession has hit upon a new disease.
called "motorpathea eerebralis," Il dis
covcry which has caused much amuse.
ment mongGutomobilists. 1t explains
itself, but the medical press enlarges
upon 1t thus: ''rhe vibration of the au
tomobile, especially at a high rate OF
speed, produces in some the same tenn
porary disorganization of the functions
that the motion of a ship does in an i'll
passenger, and nausea, giddiness and
headache are the-result of a fast jour
ney over a rough road"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-04
(ARTERET
"0AK LEAVES.

"The Oak Leaves" an auxiliary Of
the Ladies' Mission Band of the First
Presbyterian church, held a social at
the home of Mrs. Charles Groman at
Tuesday night. The time was pleas
antly spent in music and games.
Refreshments were served. All had a
good time. There was a surprise for
the guests as the committee had nm
selected the evening OF
Court Groman's twenty-frst birthday
for their social.
Those present were: Mr.. and Mrs.
Charles Groman, Mr.. and Mrs. John
Jones. Mrs. William Cutter, Mrs.
I. L. Slugg, Mrs. Theodore Leber,
Mrs. Charles s. Walling, MI. and
Mrs. D. r. Wilson, Misses Minnie
Gutter, Mamie Sexton, Bessie, Fanna
and julie Slugg, Addie and Ursula
Leber, Fannie Johnston. Maude Plat,
Margie SlugR, Katie Walz, Annie and
Emma Groman, Messrs. Herman
Nederburg. Joseph Ohilds, Morris
l.. Slugg, Cornelius Troost, j. Edgar
Davis, Ernest Jones | George Cutter
and Court Groman.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-04

BOILER AND ENGINE for sale at a
bargain. S%turtevant 10 horse power
steam engine and boiler in A l. condi-
ton, cost $3.50, will sell for $3.50. In
use 8 years. Address o. D., News
Office. 9-12-tf
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-04

Slavish woman wants Ito do washing
ironing housekeeping, Address M s
News Office 3-26-tf

SITUATION wanted at driving an
order wagon and knows Half of
butcher business, experienced for 3
years, age 20 years David Matthews,
PAT Smith street, Perth Amboy.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-04
Cissy Lotus Has scnrIet Fever.

BUFFALO, April 4.-Cissy LOTUS
has been taken from her hotel to d
private hospital in this city. 1t is
said that she has developed a pro-
nouhced ease of scarlet fever, and
the health authorities will not permit
her removal to New York, as she de-
sires. Her condition is said to be
serious, although the disease has full
ly developed and must run Its usual
course. Miss Lotus role in 1.-THE
Proud Prince will be taken by Miss
Afie Warner, her understudy.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-04
NEWS ITEMS.

Miss Anna Kannengaser, Of Pleasant
Plains, is spending a few days with
friends in New York.
Eugene fountain is back in Totten
Vile from Montreal, Canada.
W. j. Derickson, who has been laid
up for some time with an injured
ankle, is improving.
Don't forget the ball aud reception
that the Magnolia Social Club will
give at Nelson's Hall, Kreischerville
tonight.
The Women's Foreign Mission
Society met in st. Paul's church Wed
nesday afternoon. .u
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-04
KNIGHTS OF COLUMBUS
Reduced R les 10 Washington via PennsyI-
Vania Railroad.

For the benefit of those desiring
to attend the meeting of the Knights
of Columbus, to be held at Wash
ington, D. c., April IS, the Penn
sylvania Railroad Company will
sell round-trip tickets to Washing
ton from all stations on its lines at
reduced rates. These tickets will
be sold April II, II, and 10, and
will be good for return passage I'M
til April IS inclusive. 55oo-3-2S-a4
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-04
PASTOR TAKEN ILL.
Rev. C. B. 0dgen Stricken After the Morn.
Ing Service Yesterday.

Rev. c. B. Ogden was taken ill after
the morning services Sunday and was not
able to be present at the Easter services
in the evening. MI. Ogden was seized
W tn The grippe while at conference and
was not real well when he came here.
The parsonage not having been heated
when they first took possession of it, it is
suppos sd LIE got a relapse. He was very
sick Sunday afternoon.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-04

FURNISHED Room to let for gentle
man or lady at Is East ave.
1888 "A AS
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-04
ATTENDED SONS FUNERAL.

Mrs. Ellison of John street attended
the funeral Of her son Mr.. Ellison at
Perth Amb y yesterday. Mr.. Ellison was
in the freight depot a'sperth Amboy when
he let an iron weight of 800 lbs. fall on
his feet, some time ago. lie went to a
hospital i'll Newark. Blood poisoning set
in and he died,
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-04

BRICK HOUSE, CORNER High and
Gordon sits. Price $1,000. Terms
to suit. Lot 66x120, ten rooms, all
improvements, A. M. johnson. 80
Water st. 4264-12-l2-o.e W. If
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-04

SALE Z room house, 6 It. extension
on side, three lots, inquire Mrs.
Chas. s. Buckelew, ~Bordentown,
South Amboy. 1858 Az Ut
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-04
WILL PAY THREE PER CENT.

We learn that the Board Of Direc-
tors, of the First National Bank, of
South Amboy, N. j., at their meeting
March 81. passed o resolution author.
izing the payment of three per cent,
per mum on amounts Eof 5000 and
over. The depositors in a special
Deposit Department depositing money
on or before April 4, July 10, and
October 3 will draw interest from the
day of six.months.
5633-4-1. 3t-adv
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-04

Mrs. Singer-I see you have just gone
Into voluntary bankruptcy.
Bulger-Yep; had to. Promised Susan
to attend a church fair tonight and
had tn nrotect my finances some way
Chicaga American
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-04

YOUNG LADY desires position as
stenographer. Brooklyn high school
graduate, has taught ~stenography, al
SO been employed in New .ork, ref
if required. Address M j
Evening News 3-29 If
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-04

Situation Want ads. printed free.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-04
WERE QUIETLY 0
Two Of T~ottenvllle's Well Known Young
People Became Man and Wife.

Edward Androvette, of Fisher avenue,
md Miss Margaret Mercer, the only
laughter of Mr.. and Mrs. James Mercer,
II Fisher avenue, were quietly married at
The parsonage Of Kingsley NJ. e. Church,
3tapleton, at 8 o'clock Saturday night.
rhe ceremony which was Witnessed On
~ by Mr.. and Mrs. George Du Bots, was
performed by Rev. ]. c. Howard.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-04

WANTED-Situation in grocery
store. Stictly honest, quick, good
at figures and handy man. Address
G. H. News office. 3-17-tf
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-04

FOR SALE-25 Plymouth Rock lay
ing Pullets. Geo. Adair, 203 Madi-
son Ave. 5677 A Ut
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-04
Crimfnality in the Professions.

A French professor has been in
quiring into the comparative criminal
ity of the professions. He finds that
the conviction for every 100, 900 Of each
are as follows: Lawyers, 100; artists,
SO: doctors. rs: lay teachers, 10; cler-
icai teachers. Z: Catholic clergy, 4.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-04
Mr.. CHASE SUMMONED

d. G. Chase received a message Sstur-
day, informing him that his sister Miss
Eliza Chase, who resides at Balls Mills,
V, was dying. Mr.. Chase left Satur.
day night for that place.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-04

FOR SALE-High Grade 10 horse
power steam engine and boiler.
Second hand. Excellent condition.
Manufacturer, care of Evening News.
4-8-tf
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-04
OBITUARY..

Mrs. Ellen Cannon, n years of age,
wife of M. F. Cannon, of Hnguenot, died
at her home Saturday, after a short i'll
ness. The funeral will be held from st.
Iosephs II. Z. Church, Rossville, to
morrow morning, at 0 o'clock. Inter
ment at Rossville.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-04
OBITUARY..

After q lingering illness Of several
months Mrs. Margaret Robins,
seventy-two years old, died at her
home on Amboy avenue )ate Friday
afternoon. The funeral will be held
this afternoon. Interment will be
made in Bethel M. E. cemetery.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-04
Problem In Millinery.

why, oh, why" remarked the OBJ
server of Events and Things, will a
oma smile with delight when she sees
a hat In a mllliner's window, and frown
when she sees the same hat on her neigh
bor's head?"-Yonkers Statesman.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-04
MARRIED APRIL IST.

Justice Mason united in m Irrlsge Miss
Martha Preston and Mr.. Edward Culver
Friday night, at the Justices house in LIST
street. 1t is said the happy couple will
reside with the groom's brother Mr.. Lou
Gu yer and family of this borough.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-04
YACHT CLUBS NEW HOUSE.

The Staten Island Yacht Club has
taken possession of its ley club house,
formerly the Allen house, at Clifton.
Extensive repairs will be made. The
clubs annex on the Shrewsbury will
soon be opened and alterations will
be made.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-04
BODY WAS BURIED.

Tie body of John Watson, Sr., was re-
moved from the vault in Christ Church
Cemetery and buried Saturday afternoon.
The family was present at the burial.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-04
Found Him Quite Slow.

"He's a very fast young man."
"Not at all. He's very slow"
Evidently you don't know how he
spends his money"
Perhaps not, but I know how he pays
his debts. catholic Standard ane
Times
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-04
A Safe Rule.

"You say you have an infalihle rule
for distinguishing edible from poison
Gus mushrooms?
II have. l never touch any that
don't come from the grcee-'s in cans"
Washington Star.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-04
They Come High.

Crawford-The bank directors are
stunned by the defalcafion. They claim
they didn't know the cashier had any
extravagant habits.
Crabshaw-Why, weren't they aware
he had a wife?-Town Topics.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-04
The Deacon7s opinion,

eyes, subj" said the colored brother,
dat boy is Sc fond er tradin' dat l ye'ly
believes dat eff he wuz in heaven, en- dey
let him come back fer a holiday, he'd sell
his return ticket en- trus' ter bein' blowed
back by er Observation-Disclosures Con-
stitution.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-04
Not in Evidence.

Visitor-Has your little baby sister
got any teeth?"
Tommy-oh. yesI I guess she's got
EN-. but she amt matched EN- out yet.
2~hiladelnhla ] edeaz
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-04
Greatest Of All Pain.

A mighty pain TO love 1t Is,
And It's a pain that pains to miss;
But of all the pains the greatest pain
1t is to love and love In vain.
-What-to-Eat.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-04
Contempt.

His Daughter-You don't think much
Of the count, papa7
Mr.. Coldpunks-Think much of him?
I'd as soon see you marry a Wall street
lamb!-N. Y. Times.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-04

The Evening News is on sale at Ost-
burgs' A Main street, and at John
Boss Hotel, formerly John Kall's
stand. Extra copies Of the News and
all NewYork papers can always be se-
cured.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-04
BARGE LEAKED.

A barge loaded with hard coal lying al
Scully's dock sprung a leak Saturday
n ght. Orders were given to tow her up
on the mud so they could find out where
the leak was.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-04
A Fatal SwfnH.

NEW YORK, April Awhile trying
to make a swing by throwing a piece
of wire over a live electric light wire
Peter Marley, eighteen years old, was
instantly killed In Jersey City.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-04
As 1t Might Be.

why is she in mourning?"
"For her husband"
SIS he dead?"
well, he's dead to her. She got a
divorce , you know, and mourning is so
becoming to her Brooklyn Eagle.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-04
Trying to Please.

Patienee-You say she tries 70
please?
Patrice-She certainly does. Why,
she changed the color of her hair thres
times within a year!-Yonkers States
man.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-04
q mnryar.

AT the classics he's meier had a chance
But In wisdom he led the whole dance.
Forsooth, he was able
To take a time table
And tell what 1t meant at a glance.
-Sa Lake Herald
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-04

-:scwitt-Gruet says that his wtse
can o and play the piano with
equal facility.
Jewett-Pd hate to eat her cooking.
brooklyn Life.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-04

Customer (who has fallen downstairs)
Help! I've broken my leg!
Floor Walker-Yes, sir; you'll find
crutches, bandages, ETC., on Il fourth
floor front.-Heitere Welt.