Bisbee daily review., 1904-08-19
Can a Waitress
 Be Too Expert?
MRS. FERRIS THOUGHT so AND INVADED PLACE WHERE HUS
 BAND TOOK HIS MIDDAY"
Thereupon Number Seven Rushed Into Court-"l Don't Want Fer Old Illus band" Said Pretty One Court Evinces Interest.

New York, August ls.-When marrikd mans coffee lis served to him hot and not stopped over in the saucer. and the eggs haven't bits of shells mixed with them, is this cause for jealousy on the part of the mans wife-even if the wait ress be petite. pretty and brunette?
 Magistrate Moss had this question to determine in the Tombs Police Court yesterday when Mrs. Annie Ferris was present on summons oo- tained by Miss Elizabeth Wilson. waitress at No. S Cortlandt street. Mir. Ferris has real estate ofhce at No. 6s Liberty street. and nooa- day appetite which pretty Miss Wilson satisfies.
 Because I see that her husband. who sits at my table gets the best Of everythin. she threatens me" Miss Wilson told the Magistrate. nodding to- ward Mrs. Ferris MT. Ferris is an old customer. He tips. too"
 q pick out his sandwich. and if it's cheese I see he doesn't get one full the part without the gristle; and if he wants a cantaloupe""
 You're a good waitress. Where do you work" asked Magistrate Moss, interested
 q open the eggs carefully for him: he has the freshest crackers in the house. and I always get a piece Of pie that is freshly cut for him" Miss Wilson continued. "I am a good waitress if I do say so.
 No customer once waited on by me ever goes to another table" Miss Wilson confided to the Magistrate. "l was happy till this woman came along. I was going home last Tuesday even ing. and when got off the T. ac- cidentally met Mir. Ferris at South Ferry. was never so surprised in my life at seeing him. I stopped and nodded to him he being an old GUS toner and one who is liberal in his tips.
 Then up rushes this woman be- tween us.
 "'So ho,'. she says to me. So you're the typewriter. are you?"
 "'No. ma'am,' says r polite like, I'm a waitress
 "'Your'e a typewriter. and you are trying to steel my husband she says to me. getting madder and mad der.
 CT ain't a typewriter, and I don't want your husband answered her"
 This ain't so." snapped Mrs. Fer ris. My husband has been away from me for three weeks, and he told me he was going to take this girl up town. understand he's been liv- ing at hotel at Cortlandt and West streets. and gallifanting around with this girl"
 Miss Wilson turned and looked at Mrs. Ferris. then continued her story.
 "The very next day she came in the restaurant and sat down at my table and ordered butter cakes and tea and just sat looking at me, su- perior like.
 Looking what?" asked Magistrate Moss.
 Why. high and mighty and naughty. and the other girls leased me so I dropped an order of two eggs turned over, and one of creamed DO tatoes. and the manager was just wild. Then she ups and goes out and I got the summons. I want to be let alone. don't want her old husband"
 Whats your number?" Magistrate Moss asked. No. '? Well, No '. when NIT. Ferris comes in again you let No. 4, No. II or No. A wait on him; and you. Mrs Ferris. you let this girl alone Case dismissed
 Thus was the green-eyed monster put out of the dairy kitchen. NIil,o uannnn i- at Tnmhstnne