Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1904-05-07
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she Bldu WutH ne lou neT the OlO, ola
story? Marjorie-You bet she was.
Why, that girl never heard 1t before.
Puck.
He-Suppose we found a mutual adj
miration society. will begin by say
ing 1 admire your beautiful eyes. Now,
what do you admire In me. She-I
admire your taste.
Department-store courtesies: Floor
walker-Ah, good-day, madam. Call
again. Mrs. Outertown-I will, thank
ye. An you-uns must come ter see
us!-Chicago News.
Going to extremes: Snaso-This SOU
venir habit is getting to be something
fierce. Rodd-I should say so. l know
of man who visited a friend and took
his friends wife as a souvenir.-Life.
Niece-Now, Uncle Ned, isn't he just
the sweetest little cherub in the world?
Uncle-Well, Lucy, 1 don't know much
about cherubs, but as a specimen of
plain human baby he is certainly a
bowling success!
Patron suppose the leading lady
is very happy after getting all those
bouquets. Usher-Oh, no. She only
got five. Patron-Gracious! isn't that
enough? Usher-No; she paid for six,
L believe-Philadelph Press.
Within the limit: Jones-I wish you
would figure on a new house for me-
Notwithstanding about five thou
sand dollars? JoneS-No; something
about five hundred. I've only got five
thousand to spend on it.-Judge.
Teacher-Now, then, Tommy, you
have no good excuse for staying away
from school yesterday. Tommy
Well 1t amt my fault. Teacher-It
isn't? Why? Tommy-'Cause L done
my best to think up a good one
Not what she expected: Lady (of
uncertain age)-I have put your seat
next to mine Mr.. Rawlingson; L hope
you do not mind? Mr.. Rawlingson-
Mind, my dear lady; you know how lit
tie it takes to satisfy me-Tit-Bits.
Definite: Mr.. Newly-wed Tin the
kitchen)-What are you cooking there
my dear? Mrs. Newly-wed (excitedly)
Don't bother me now. There's the
cook book. I'm making recipe No. 1S7
on page 396.-Woman's Home Compan
ion.
Bobby say, Mr.. Updyke, what dc
you suppose Clara said about you JUS
before you came in? Mr.. Updyke-l
haven't an idea in the world, Robert
Bobby (amazed)-Well, you've guessed
it! That's just what she did Bay!-Tit
Bits.
His Thanksgiving dinner: 81 an
very sorry, Victor, to think you wer'
such a glutton. Are you not sorry your
self that you ate so much turkey?
Eyes. mother cause 1 hadn't any othe
room left for the mince pie."-Harper'
Bazaar.
well, Tommy, how are you gettini
ON at schoolT First rate. L ain
dong so well as some of the other boys
though l can stand on my head; but
have to put my feet against the wal
want to do it without the wall at all!
Punch.
Hoogley-When 1 entered your var
last evening your dog barked at me
Wilby-You could hardly expect me
keep servants and let them fill in thei
time barking at folks, and I'm to
busy myself to attend to it.-Bosto
Transcript.
Mistook the symptoms: He-Loo
at that woman on the other side of tn
street waving her hands about he
head Is she practicing physical Gu
ture? She-Mercy, no! She's descril
ing her new hat to another woman
Chicago News.
although I have granted you tn
interview" said the pompous me-
ofice-hoder 81 don't want people
think I'm in the habit of talking Il
publication" ''They won't" replied II
reporter, when they see these remarl
in nt."-Philadelphia Ledger.
81 seen you kissin Name" said hi
little brother. "Well, here" said IL
dear girls accepted lover, "if gi'
you dime can 1 trust you 10 say not
ing about itP "Sure! 1 never peach'
on any of the other fellows when TIT
gave me money."-Philadelp Ledge
"What did you do with that fello
who stole the horse?" asked the tie
derfoot. "Nothin' much" answer
Broncho Bill-"jist took the boss aw;
from him" as that all?" yep.
war settln' in the saddle with 70
around his neck tied to a tree when '
took the boss away, though. India
apolis Sun.
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