The Miller sun. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 190?-19??, 1904-10-26

A crowless rooster has been bred.
but he will be no use for campaign
purposes-Montreal Star.
The fellow who rocked the boat last
summer Is now hunting deer up in the
Observation-Disclosures Post.
Dowie says he proposes to journey to
Jerusalem on an ass. 1t is always
safer to travel in ~pairs.-Washlngton
Post.
Third Secretary Gurney's fine hav-
Ing been RENTED, he saved $25. Els
losses are incalculable.-Brooklyn
Eagle.
The Gar is going for "a fortnight's
shooting" There is said to be very
good shooting in Observation-Disclosures
Herald.
Even diplomats should understand
that there is a difference between i'm
munity and impunity .-Washington
Post.
Our latest and biggest new battle
ship seems to have got In just ahead
Of the international peace conference.
Boston Herald.
The Mormons in Salt Lake City are
celebrating the s~eventy-iifth annivers-
airy of their multiplication table
Birmingham News.
Kuropatkin's Offensive movement
backward" is designed to foil the
enemy by leaving him with nobody to
fight.-Chicago News.
1t is about time for the goose-bone
weather prophet to come along and
tell us what kind Of winter we are GO
ing to have.-Savannah News.
The coal man and the ice man have
struck an Alfonso and CASTOR atti-
tude. Will the weather man act as
umpire?-Atlanta Constitution.
An American heiress has just died
In London, leaving $1,OOO,O00, but no
husband. Some ONE are so thought
less.-Jacksonville Times Union.
The British Tibetan expedition has
left Lhassa. That was because the
British couldn't take it with them. But
they will return.--Boston Globe.
1t is comparatively easy to make a
dash for the pole. 1t is the getting
back that is likely to be a slow proc
ess.-Washington Evening Star.
Chicago should have more night
schools. If there were more accom-
modations Of this character there
would be fewer hold-ups.-Chicago
Post.
With General Corbin fighting Cupid
and Mr.. Roosevelt crusading against
race suicide, the average army officer
is under a warm fire.-Birmingham
News.
Eyeglass insurance has been started
In New York. Eventually a citizen
may be able to insure his pocketknife
and plug of tobacco.-Kansas City
Times.
Experience has shown that when a
japanese army disappears a Rus
sian army somewhere or other is like
ly to find it unexpectedly.-Chicago
Chronicle.
Mr.. J. Pierpont Morgan denies the
report that he is going to retire from
business. Owners Of railroads will
continue to spike them down.-Savan-
nah News.
With the water shut off, the coal
bin empty and the gas bill due, Port
Arthur is in a position to sympathize
with some of the rest of us.-Minne-
apolis Times.
Old DR.. Smith, the Mormon Presi-
dent, points out triumphantly that
there are 10 race suicide and divorce
problems in MISUNDERSTANDING
Constitution.
A Sunday school in Philadelphia
gives trading stamps for regular at
tendance. Anybody could guess whose
store the stamps are good in.1Cincin-
natl Enquirer.
United States Treasurer Roberts
assertion that $40 bills are popular is
undoubtedly true, and the more a fell
low has OF them the better he feels
San Francisco Chronicle.
Perhaps those Yellowstone Park
bears killed that man and boy as a
protest against the yarns told about
their tameness by the wild-animals-I-
haven't-met school.-New York Sun.
Russian authorities should be wise
to the fact that nothing makes the
American eagle scream more promptly
or more yociferously than interference
with the United States mail.-Phila-
delphia Inquirer.
The intervention Of society in behalf
OF the Hon. Hugh Quincy is likely to
create an abnormal demand for cy-
clone cellars about the time the news