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The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-12-29
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.

Let the deceased past act as it own
undertaken.
A wooden leg is an amendment to
the constitution.
After all, there is no nerve food
superior to good luck.
In the game of life the one-armed
man plays a lone hand.
People who fish for compliments
sometimes lose their tackle.
Tears we shed for others are usu-
ally of the fresh-water brand.
A man never knows whether wom-
ans hat is on straight or crooked.
Usually when you want your UNI
brella it is not here. but over there.
Some men are like imported cigars
very good, but exceedingly narrow.
Some men work for all they are
worth, and don't work much, either.
An unhappy wife is one whose hus-
band always let's her have her own
way.
OF all sad words of tongue or pen.
the saddest are these: He's has
been"
Some men are so busy looking for
position that they have no time to
work.
Unless a man Las a sense of bu-
NOR he doesn't know when not to be
humorous.
That man who says he never makes
a mistake probably doesn't know one
when he sees ii.
A man may be able to fool himself
as to his importance, but it is diff
cult to fool his neighbors.
The average wife imagines her hus'
band would have remained a bachelor
if he had not been fortunate enough
to meet her.
When some men get into the public
eye they afford the public about as
much pleasure as a cinder would in
a similar position.
It's an even bet that there's as much
kicking in baseball as there Is in foot
ball.-Chicago News.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-12-29
BACHELORS TIPS.

Two wrongs never make a right any
more than two blondes MAKE a brun.
cite.
The man who let's his wife buy his
neckties for him is the same man who
lets her decide for him that he doesn't
like to smoke in the house.
Thcre are three ways to win wom-
ans affections; one is TO keep telling
her how much yon love her, and the
other two is to keep telling her how
nice she looks.
It takes a whole lot of will power
to love a woman enough to thank her
tor calling you half an hour early In
the morning so you viii have time 70
stop in on your way downtown and
match some silk for her.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-12-29
IMPORTANT DoN'Ts.

Don't be cynical-this is merely a
form of vanity
Don't apply these "don'ts" to other
people; apply them to yourself, or else
don't apply them at ALL
Don't expect too much from other
people, but encourage other people to
expect a great deal from you-and be
sure that you fulfill their expectations.
Don't vent on the first one you meet
the irritation caused by the mistake
of another. Don't vent on others the
irritation caused By your own mis-
takes. Don't vent your irritation on
anybody,
Don't make any one feel self-con-
scious in your presence; it indicates
that you are excessively self-conscious
yourself. Be unconscious of yourself.
and that will make people unconscious
of themselves when with you.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-12-29
VACATION COMMANDMENTS.

/, Resolve that you are going to
have a good time.
g Do not worry about anything.
3. Cultivate simplicity in every way.
A. Give your mind rest as well as
your body.
). Spend as much time as possible
in the open air.
6 Make friends with everyone you
meet.
T. Determine to be happy.
s. Help others TO have a good time.
g. Count your blessings every night
10. Forget yourself.
Try II and see.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-12-29
SYMBOLISM OF ccLoRs.

Red, for courage and intense love.
It's emblem is the ruby. states the
Ladies' Home Journal
White, for youth, freshness and in
nocence; represented by pearls and
diamonds.
Yellow = the topaz = wisdom and
glory; but jealousy, too. except for the
November born.
Violet means dignity, and the ame-
thyst is highly priced as an amulet to
keep friendship and love.
Green symbolizes hope, joy, youth,
and is represented by the emerald,
which is tabled to change color if the
love changes.
Blue means constancy, truth and
friendship and is represented by the
sapphire, although the "forget-me-not"
stone. the turquoise and even the tur.
quoise-matrix have claims for recogni-
tion.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-12-29
NEXT MORNING PHILOSOPHER.

The public pie counter never lacks
patrons.
The wisest prophet places the fulfill.
ment furthest off.
The greatest men concern them
selves least about their greatness.
There is a wide difference between
the selfmade man and the selfinhated
man.
It is better to be content with what
you have than discontented with what
you have not.
When public office goes begging it
is prima facie evidence Of tuberculosis
of the exchequer.
If all men we're kings, there would
be no buffers, and royalty would be
commonplace and full of drawbacks.
The scientist who describes mundane
conditions two million years hence is
contradictionproof among his contem-
poraries.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-12-29
LITTLE TRUTHS.

A dishonest man suspects every
honest e.n he encounters.
Anything you get for nothing usu.
ally is not worth that much.
A speaking countenanee is most ex-
pressiye when the mouth Is shut
II you would kncw a young lady's
faults, set chummy with her giis
friend.
Many a girl doesn't realize how well
off she was until after she gets q
husband.
The north pole Is almost as hard
70 find as the men who get lost
searching for il.
You can't eat your cake and have
il, too, but you can drink your drinks
and have EN- bad.
Matrimony IS school IN which
women unlearn most Of the things
they knew about men.
It isn't what a woman doesn't know
so much as why she doesaat know IL
that counts with man.
If there are fences in heaven per.
haps the city girl who formerly spent
the summer In the country may be
able to iiy over them.
Many a married man who knows
enough to come In out OF the rain pre-
fers to stay ont rather than face the
domestic storm inside.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-12-29
REFLECTIONS or A BACHELOR

The marriage race is not always to
the fast.
A loose tongue never told any girl
the way to the altar.
There are pawnshops for honor. too,
though nobody ever gets much on it.
Good cooking is good enough char
ity for most men when it begins at
home
Some women measure out affection
just the way they do milk and eggs
for a custard.
Nobody who has anything the mat
ter with his lungs has any chance in
an after-dinner argument.
Some women are such good finan.
ciers that they can afford to wear bet
ter stockings in swimming than at any
other time
It's the clean woman who knows
that with the men the thing that
counts is not what they see, but what
they can't see.
The more a woman can become en-
gagged without getting married. the
more she would be willing to get mar.
ried without becoming engaged.
A woma never knows how much
she loves man until she loses him;
and a man never knows how much he
doesn't love a woman till he gets her.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-12-29
MEDICINAL VEGETABLES.

Tomatoes rouse torpid liver.
Onions are a tonic for the nerves.
Celery is an acknowledged nerve
tonic.
Asparagus is eRcaoious in kidney
ailments.
Dandelions purify the blood and
tone up the system.
Watercress is a good all-round
brace-up for the system.
Ordinary lima beans, some one has
said. are good to allay thirst.
Spinach has medicinal properties
equal to all blue pills ever made
Potatoes should be eschewed by
those who have a horror Of getting
fat
Lettuce has a soothing. quieting ef-
feet upon the nerves and is a remedy
for insomnia
Parsnips. it is contended by scien.
lists, possess almost the same virtues
claimed for sarsapariila.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-12-29
Loo-cAslN PHILOSOPHY.

Ef dis worl' is de howlin' wilder
ness some folks say it is a dcef man
must be ez happy ez a crow IN a con
fiel'.
You don't halter 20 fur in dis worl'
ter be happy All you got TO do is ter
set still er think er de yuther feller.
God made de country en- man made
de town. en- de fust thing man done
wuz ter lect hissef loss er de whole
business.
We amt satisfy wid de worl we in.
en- ef ever we gifts ter heaven some
er usIl say dat de streets is only
gold-plated, de honey is al comb en-
dey's somepin mighty lax water in
de niikl-Atlanta Constitution
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-12-29
WHAT ONE WOMAN OBSERVES

Very often II wishing to extend her
empire, woman WI destroy it.
Women seldom remember when
they gain happiness they lose a
hope.
Mans interest fades from too much
devotion just as flannel bathing suit
will shrink under salt water.
Women like masterful men, and
though they will not admit it, occa-
sionally like being ordered about.
Souls which love much and often
suffer no less tnan those which burn
themselves out in one great affection.
To love and be unable to help the
person beloved is one Of the most ter
rible pangs that the soul of a high
minded woman can suffer.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-12-29
eAYlNos OF THE WISE.

Many men say theis prayers by
proxy. but very few do their cussing
that way.
Reputation Is the mean Of life; some
men have TO live up to il. others 10
live Il down
Nearly everyone rates himself at his
true valuation. but he Is careful not
TO take the world into his confidence.
Hope springs eternal In the human
breast" but Despondancy always pol
lutes the waters before our thirst is
quenehcd
II some men had the nine lives Of
cat they would waste them an ia
folly. and then have nine dcathbcd re-
pentances u
It takes us years to learn what little
we do know, and twice a. long 70 un-
learn the great deal we think we know,
but Washington Times.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-12-29
FIGS AND THIsTLEs.

1t is better to miss being rich than
to make others poor.
The true servant is discovered in
his masters absence.
You cannot serve God with tools
invented by the devil
Some men are born with reverse
gear and nothing else.
The world is profted nothing by
the pleasure-seeking life.
The sorrow of death is not in their
going. but in our staying.
Not the things we endure but those
we miss make life's tragedy.
No man can both measure his work
and do 1t at the same time
When laws and legislators are re.
spectacle they will be respected.
Men lose sight of doctrinal lines
in the glorious light of divine love.
1t is not our fault if temptations
call on us, but it is if we entertain
them.
The brotherhood of man is not much
helped Dy the DrOtnefs-ln-laW OF the
church.
A mans desire for religious truth
is not shown by his despising all
other truth.
The arrangement of the Bible is
prophetic of our lives, eliminating in
a revelation.
Eyea though the face of the hypo-
crite went to heaven, all the rest
would go the other way.-Ram's
Horn.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-12-29
sclNTILLATloNs.

Friends on an airship voyage should
never fall out.
No, Cordelia, a fshwoman isn't
necessarily a mermaid.
Affection is the lining that's missing
from a breach Of promise suit
Every man may have his price, but
every woman wants bargain.
There will be no marrying in heav-
en-, but how about the other placer
When a woman argues with a man
she is outspoken and he is out-talked.
Economy as practiced by the av-
erage man seldom saves him any
money.
A wise wife doesn't attempt to man
age her husband; she simply feeds
him and trusts to luck.
The average girl is a queer crea-
ture. She'll make fun Of a young man
one day and marry him the next.
It'a rather difficult for a man to
stick to the truth for about year
after his first baby begius to say
things.
A man wastes more time during a
six months courtship than he does in
waiting for street cars all the rest
of his life.
He who runs may read-and if be
runs an automobile he may read a
short account Of his trip In the obif.
uary columns next day.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-12-29
el7s OF SENTIMENT.

Opportunity has tutored many a
thief
America" with q German accent IS
none the less patriotic
Married lives are not properly knit
until sorrows arc compounded as vel
as joys.
Unless every word Is dripping icney
the fool-wife thinks her husban loves
her no more.
Because 1t Is human nature to DO
the other thing the devils advice is
sometimes worth following
Restrain your instantaneous forEiv-
ing tendency or your boys viii never
see wrong In Its true colors.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-12-29
LITTLE SERMONS.

The surest sign of weakness in ar
gument Is to grow wrathful and noisy.
If we only wish for things ardently
wen find hundred excuses for get
ting them.
A great many persons give advice
and are yexed when their generosity
is not lauded.
Many persons are in such a hurry
to express themselves that they cut
the tails of their words.
The person with the introducing
habit should be snubbed Every wom-
an, especially, has a right to say
whom she shall know.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-12-29
wlsELCaEAcE.

Love is fancy founded on fact
Filtration enyies love, and love en-.
yies Irritation.
Contantment is the result Of a lin.
ited imagination.
Purity is not ignorance; it is taste
IN the selection of experiences.
Woman Is made for man TO come
back to.-Carolyn Wells in the August
Century.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-12-29
THE WAY OF THE WORLD.

Any sort of weather is good
weather des so long ez you got health
enough to be happy
We don't need long sermons in dis
hot weather Des show a sinner
thermometer en- he'll know what's
ahead of him.
Dis ole worp is DON des de bes
what it kin. De only houble is, folks
won't give it livin chanee.-Atlanta
Constitution.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-12-29
THOUGHTS FOR EVERY DAY.

Confidence is the companion Of suc-
cess"
Nothing is more wretched than a
guilty conscience.
"Contentment gives a crown where
fortune has denied it."
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-12-29
BITS or WISDOM.

Tears pay no taxes.
Stress makes strong.
A recipe is not a cake.
A selfish success is a sad failure.
Cowardly fear finds no favor with
God.
Many words do not make much wis
dom.
The church is weakened by wicked
wealth.
The Savannah morning news., 1904-12-01

STAMP AND COIN COLLECTIONS?
Yes, / buy them; will CALI give brief
description. Antiquarian, p. o. Box
5, Savannah, Ga
The Savannah morning news., 1904-12-01
CITY BREVlTIES.

The members of Fidelity Lodge, No
So, Fraternal Union of America, gath
cred at Thunderbolt for an oyster roast
last night The evening was thorough
ly enjoyed.
There was almost nothing doing in
Police Court yesterday morning. Two
DRINKS were given a hearing and re-
ceived the usual five or ten," and
two cases were continued.
The ladies of the Christian Church
take this method of publicly thank
ing their friends for the assistance rem
dered them during their late state con-
vention, held in this city from Nov
1918.
Jim Austin, colored, was arrested by
Detective Nose Davis yesterday morn
ing, charged with larceny after trust
of pistol from B. A. Hendrix. Aus
tin will be given a hearing in Police
Court this morning.
The ladies interested in the Young
Womens Christian Association are
anxious to obtain for the reading room
good English dictionary. To those
who may wish to assist the work, this
is suggested as an acceptable donation.
Rev. j. A. Scarboro of Fulton, KY
who is visiting in the city, occupied
the pulpit OF the South Side Baptist
Church last night at the regular prayer
meeting services. This is the second
visit of Rev. Scarboro to Savannah, he
having conducted a series of meetings
here following Rev. Sam Jones.
The remains of Percy Harris, the
negro fireman. who had both legs sew
cred in the Central Railway yards
Tuesday afternoon, from the effects of
which he died a short while later at
the Georgia Infirmary, were inferred
yesterday afternoon. The funeral was
conducted from his late residence at
No. 526 Oak street.
The Savannah morning news., 1904-12-01
SUPERIOR COURT GRAND JURORS.
Summons Have Been Served for the
December Term.

summons Have Been Served for the
December Term.
All the summons for the grand ju-
rors of the December term of the Su-
perior Court have been served and the
list was given out yesterday morning.
These gentlemen are the last who
will be drawn from the present list, as
before the time arrives for the next
grand jury to be drawn, the jury COM
mission will have competed its revis.
ion of the jury box. The following Is
the list drawn:
Messrs. Frank X. Douglass, A. A.
Aveilhe, George S. Haines, George P.
Walker, George H. Remshalt, I'd
ward K. Demmond, Edward w. IA
row, c. B. Malone, William w. Will
hanson, John ]. McDonough, Charles
F. Cler, George j. Mills, Alexander B.
Hull, Moses Dryfus William 5. I1son
M. A. Morris, Henry ]. Sutch6fa, j..
B.. Chestnut, A. Huger, Joseph Hull,
William B. Stillwell. w X. Pearce,
Eldred Geffcken. w. w. Starr. Ed.
H. O'Connor. Edward F. Lowell, John
O'Gorman, William N. Nichols. VIII
liam L. Grayson and James l.. MOrri-
son.
These gentlemen will appear on Non
day, and from the list tWenty-three
will be chosen. The law requires that
there shall be at least eighteen and not
more than twenty-three.
The Savannah morning news., 1904-12-01
LOCAL PERSONALS.

Mr. H. w. Dexter of Atlanta is at
the Pulaski.
Mr.. w. E. Aycock of Marietta is at
the Pulaski.
Mr.. W. A. Eason of Florence, S. c.,
is at the Pulaski.
Mr.. C. H. Farley of CHATTANOOGA is
guest at the De Soto.
Mr. and Mrs. H. e. Ramsaur of At
lanta are at the De Soto.
Mr.. w. F. Eaton of Waycross is
registered at the Pulaski.
Mr.. ]. v. Burke of Jacksonville is
registered at the Pulaski.
Mr.. ]. w. Williams of Adaville, Ca,
is stopping at the Pulaski.
Mr.. w. A. Stilley Of Goldsboro, N.
C' In stopping at the Pulaski.
Mr.. w. ]. Blackburn of Greensboro,
N. c. is guest at the De Soto.
Mr.. Langley Ingraham of Atlanta is
registered at the Screven House.
Mr.. A. NJ. Greenfield of Beaufort,
,; C., is stopping at the Screven
Mr.. w. ]. Butler and Mr.. 7. B.
west OF Macon are registered at the
Mr.. J. w. Hughes and son Of Liberty
city registered at the Screven House
yesterday
Mr.. Louis Cohen of Sandersville ar
rived in the city last night, register
ing at the De Soto.
Mr.. H. Macleod King and Mr.. AL
oert z. Banks, Jr., of Brunswick, are
guests at the De Soto.
Mr.. H. T. McKennon of Scottsville.
ga: accompanied by his daughter.
registered at the Pulaski.
Mr.. A. R. Weber Of British Columbia
spent few hours in the city yester-
Jay dining at the De Soto.
Mr.. w. MoEwen Johnston, president
OF the American National Bank OF
Macon' Is registered at the De Soto.
Mr.. and Mrs. d. II. Freeman OF
tampa were In the city yesterday. Mr..
freeman Is agent for the Atlantic
coast Line at that point.
Mrs. A. r. Stewart OF Columbia.
wire OF Contractor Stewart. who il
building tho City Hall, arrived In the
Guy Yesterday and IL registered az the
Mr. L. T. Hubbell formerly Of sa-
nsnneh, now treasurer OF the American
Sotton Company, sailed from New York
slefoay ~ the White Star liner Bal
for England and the continent.
WI spend some time nj Liverpool
Isman ana Genoa IA tha Interests o.
NE eompanxa
The Savannah morning news., 1904-12-01

KIMBALL'S ANTI-RHEUMATIC
ring is giving relief 10 the many that
use them. Why continue TO suffer
when so simple a remedy can be got
ten? ]. Gardner, Agent, IS Broughton
street, east.
The Savannah morning news., 1904-12-01
FoM RENT-HousEs.

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FOR RENT. A VERY DESIRABLE
house, furnished or unfurnished. 325
Whitaker. Apply 244 East oglethorpe
The Savannah morning news., 1904-12-01
CHANGES ON SOUTHERN.
Agents Named for the Richmand and
DanviIIe Dispatch,

Washington. Nov. 3O.-The Southern
RailwaS and the Pennsylvania Rail-
road have announced the appointment
of representative of the Richmond
and Danville Dispatch, which is an
all-rail fast freight line operating
between the North and the South, in
the interest of the two roads named
The representatives are as follows:
+. w. Parsons, manager, Philadelphia;
Robert Mayo, Jr., travelling freight
agent, Philadelphia; ]. r. Mock,
agent, Boston; w. M. Israel, agent,
Rochester; E. c. Morgan, agent, Pitts
burg.
The Southern Railway has announc-
ed changes to take effect Dec. as
follows: W. A. Turner, commercial
agent at Columbus, Ca, will succeed
Mr.. Mock, promoted to the position of
agent of the Richmond and Danville;
Paul Pimberton, travelling freight
agent, will succeed Mr.. Turner, with
headquarters at Augusta, Ga.
The Savannah morning news., 1904-12-01
BY STEAMER AND RAIL.

On account of the meeting of the
Southern Educational Association to be
held in Jacksonville, Dec. 20 to 81, the
railroads have authorized a rate of
one fare, plus 25 cents, for the round
trip. Tickets will be sold, Dec. 81,
from all points in the territory south
of the Ohio and Potomac and East
of the Mississippi rivers beyond a rad
ius of 300 miles of Jacksonville. In
side the radius of 300 miles the tick
cts will be sold Dec. 2S and 29. Final
limit for return passage is Jan. 4.
The Steamer Allegheny. of the Mer-
chants and Miners Transportation
Company, sailed at noon yesterday
with the following passengers, Mr.. j.
Bunson, Mr.. Louis Weinberg, Mr.. c..
Kirwin, Mr.. G. B. Cannon, Mr.. ],
w. Brown. Miss C. Tilman.
The Savannah morning news., 1904-12-01

Statesboro. Ca, Nov. 3O.-The NUM-
cipal primary election came off here
to-day quietly, there being but one
ticket, as follows: Col. G. S. Johnston.
present Mayor; w. H. Simmons, ].
G. Bitch and ]. A. Franklin of the
present Board of Aldermen, and ]. H.
Donaldson and w. G. Raines to sue
coed ]. S. Olliff and d. C. Jones. The
regular election will be held Satur-
day, Dec. 3.
The Savannah morning news., 1904-12-01


GREEN, THE EXPERT VULCAN
izer, sells the best tire on the market
for So. Sundries at lowest prices. 324
West BROAD. Both phones.
WATCHES, CLOCKS AND LADIES
stick pins. brooches. necklaces, rings
hair pins and all kinds of jewelry at
]. g. c. N. Thomas, corner State and
Whitaker.
ASK YOUR NEIGHBORS IF THE
ignito nantes are not the greatest
convenience they ever had in their
homes; call under the Masonic Temple
and examine them.
GIVE US A TRIAL If YOU NEED
any repairs on your boiler or machin-
cry OF any kind. Mingledorff & Co.
FOR SEWING MACHINES OF ALL
kinds and supplies. call at 1i2 Jeffer-
son; needles. OIL in bulk or bottle.
@. o. PENTON, DEALER IN ALL
kinds OF sewing machines, has moved 10
1n Jefferson and York lane.
FOLDING CARTS, $3.50 AT MIL
ler's; this Is go-cart headquarters.
over so patterns TO select from. hot
stun stoves and oil heaters. 207 Brough-
ton street, west
Nj. A. STOKES RIBBON STORE,
will sell you beautiful satin and taffeta
ribbon, four inches wide. at l5c por
yard. better than others sell
Al &c; al silk taffeta ribbon. No. Z.
2. ~ ana 10, NJ Be yard: No. 40, 90.
and ~. AZ l0c per yard IN All the late
cOl0rai narrow satin ribbon FOR collars
WILLIAMS BICYCLE COMPANY.
The cut rate house, $40 prayton street.
plugs put IN. zoe.