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Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1904-06-30

wonderfully successful in promptly curing
lame back, kidney, bladder, uric acid trou-
bles and Bright's Disease, which is the worst
form of kidney trouble.
Dr.. Kilmer's Swanp=Root is not rec
ommendedfor everything but if you have kid
ney, liver or bladder trouble it will be found
just the remedy you need. lthas been tested
in so many ways, in hospital work, in private
practice, among the helpless too poor to pur-
chase relief and has proved 50 successful in
every case that a special arrarg cement has
been made by which all readers of this paper
who nave not already tried if, may have a
sample bottle sent free by mail, also a book
telling more about Swamp-Root and how to
find out if you have kidney or bladder trouble.
When writing mention reading this generous
o ot5s{ Iou this s5 Bapsf and I'd - -,
/ Dr.. Kilmer & Co., Bing- zTFsssf9sss r h al s@4a s.
hamton, N. Y. The
regular fifty cent and Home of swamp-Root.
dollar sizes are sold by all good druggists.
Don't make any mistake, but remember
the name. Swamp-Root, DR.. Kilmer's
Swamp-Root, and the address, Binghamton.
N. Y. on every bottle.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1904-06-30

cures made by DR..
Kilmer's ~Swamp-Root,
the great kidney, liver
and bladder remedy.
1t IS the great medi-
cal of the nine
tenth century; dis
covered after years of
scientific research by
DR.. Kilmer, the emil
nent kidney and bad
Gar c7ocjaliet and lie
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1904-06-30
DO you GET UP
WITH A LAME BACK !?
Kidney Trouble Makes You Miserable.

Almost everybody who reads the news
papers is sure to know of the wonderful
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1904-06-30

Call up the Ice Factory, phone 81
for RobinsOn's Ice House.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-02-18
SENATOR HANNA
PASSES AW Az
NOTED SsGl e R6NQs I'd FSOM
AMERICAN =, SLlc LIFS.


Washington Fac. -,>enaour Ma,
;us s.on2u syiIna i1sG 80 ) I'D j ;1scs
list Ils<nC sc 1le ANY i,tu-,uueur. j
1sie a-,,l.So9n luusi ,--er al le.,
examining syer lea-,v -vu nunras,
Lee, 'viCl spua-~nE --cUrer,-s -lLuvv-
at ~ -slaqses, All ina ;;,,-,----,.i. :.
lOu E1pnuiI sever rvh-cn i IL. rvea.s
.ne,i :unG, Gun le 'v,is, unable 10 v,-.l
.,alui
FIR 1ile asu Tvu fiir. >erurIr =silnu
lsu NC 1sen ,unsynu., .z'.erG ~ Il
1Srva-s, AMI sler M ~ lnev ne
;ilaalcs--N suuie --isS-,Icc-uns :. vsu I'm
~ me III vssclslis, tlu-rs.en luu-s re-
1pr-s cle tn,i vas ilnuunc,pi. 31s lad
1r-tcc-Ca--Y >usuen,te,i Tle iicS'sr,- ~
,yia-s lelllS iapr As.Cw 1v 7le nusS
1Uvsr.i >SlenE-ic iss-ncl.s
tller-.- serv-ces " II lelG I ne
,sn,iCs chamber N-.,iles>,iiiv io NUN. ir
VlLcn -le pr-ss;ienr :ulIler. :ur,s--ss.
pUo4H liiicIa-s Anu --,enus ". x
1r>7ssnC slr lr.ee 1er,ui j ne -'lr4-
luun ole ,vdy W. ~ II .yaos u sae
ua-9le -Om AR s,le .srv-ce-, .lie-
;lis- ---.-ns lvsr sne Seunsv v,sllu -
way w. :s--v he 3uGy ne ann
anu --,nu,fs u -levesaiu. vler-. ser
nn'es W. u lelG .lu.ler Sc ne lunie
u 1;le snuCUr II lis ,un. Tan Sitlni.
III t-.,iay iI1er.iuVn.
>orl luuses II ;ung-sss id-uu-le,i
7lls nurlllg immediately irter sun-
rsnlng ~ 1ussiiessss u ,ny i-liu leIng
--.nsaereu. s'asSs N ne -apirol III -
leeu lalt ,Iiasse,i anu W -.mu-l -
ING s..sr NE -rIner-.
rher-- ~ IN re1>a. axar-.>s.,uus lf
--ssr--e ,inuns IuDllc neu ir ne reach
u senator 5anna. A. II 7leln. v,rn-
lur llSy.nuusuu II lar->- siv,ng ne
'uunG-v Ian usy me Il "A. nus; -ur~:e-
4 anu Iser-I- sgrc.sels.
- >vcr--s;ir-r S;lT .>pecia-l- III
tes.r-l q >~na1ur Gamma :, sr7-au o.
W ue vlu Knew senator Snnna.
>ss-U n >av cuulu SiI- u --c,lgnl.t.
L aim -lusv ~-lna--S,lle Iuu-.C.e- II
n4nu anu le4E- -lae distinguished
Inn. II Was . nan i -nuuss4lnu
ur generosity lune-ys' AMI uVa r
- WIS ne u -le ---It,-y -,en,is lur
e-ar "a.
n Sh0 >alG mar Tie lr ne >ur
1r,sing -l.nl,- 40put >.aiuIur Gamma
'aG~'7r was ile ,unr--ts, let-vten lie
--uugsIr --'Ie character anu --le ;.luti
ii .A-UInnv anu -,r0ger-sg.tm mar was
natle ~ -ur--Unu lls lIIne " Dul-r.ca
lupvneure.. Things nat vrI-- ir--,n.
IIt@i no I'm ~ 7luul,lr.e-- iuvt-E>Sl1-t--
vetI7. lr,-s.sss-ly lie -IInL-s II ylIcn It
v-is .0-,uugrly incapable
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-02-18
N.Arr.s M.AliNET Report
Purchasing s~css.

ms ollow,ng ,r,css ~ ,e,ng ,ifer.
~ U 11e producer ~ Ia ucs. iea.er>s
Or ieilTsry Il -ylnu ot-s III liz luua
IT Il lie H., s. S1aG.e.
,sf-sln-.,aCs, s:.22,Jl.3 ,er IN ,ag>
~ s2h ler I'M vaeac. .nicsan st.e,i,
so ,er ON bran. So ler IN. saur-s.
So rer IN.
iSa.'-.sas;erl Washington. lew. e.
'er -on Puget sound. sjtG D ler IN
Alfalfa, s1H Ter IN.
ss,;,s--,>i-'us.y .-ss;l --anrn. !9,1, lUc
Spuit--%--,-4ve lens, -3c 1er b na
~lVsssrs. x 1er b IurAs IA "a.
DER b sssss, =. &c ler b ur-
Keys, -3f21c ,er y,
-.ve >iuca-,,ilmca leet :a1..e.
avs a "a far r. Rasrs Il -:
her b. saeep. . l4e Jar 0, hugs.
iifo - ger b ,s.vas, l,4-c ~ b.
amos, s2,52i ier lead.
si,tes, 1eits anu TQui--.Seav ana
sSaltsgl steers, over " hs, 49, 1er b
medium. suunu. e ler . ig,ic. STUNT.
Inusr - rs, II psr b NV, sunni.
al Nslsats. ~ ler D S;:s,s. luils ana
lEeu. - ler u. Eastern v aSsSll Iil,.
On vuui. I9c fer b Western Wash.
ugrDn som - C rer b tir-y II
,mnor salne,i. uI Il ler b allow
's5ar ner b grease. &c ler b.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-02-18
WASHINGTON STATE NEWS.

SSassle : eallVysrS : hS>k WAY
(>vss,n : a. have 5000 >chcv,
building
ColN;,,e merchants hAve tSg,,&,,lse& i
'EssstsSrvlsl ctub
\ s>,eG r,sta> yraveasSon ws> held
sc NsveaprSs ls>e wees
rAS NcxsAexa r@csse : ~ suarr,,vs
rs >exv,ce ~ G'rsy l;&reoS gown<
ssat.&-; MS hsve coa3p,sseG The
rrvSrsua tx ie,;,rss.aS sAvl~ lew ID,
Eeer@4srx ::
Fcelvry rssst,,s - t&>g eevuzala.s s
prvSsscle industry - GENERA s,.g:
weseers, s.slsIa$seoi,
lsaase t-saAa: = u 80 az eiGwal,
Charged VIII tVrytas n.tnies u prca1s,
asss farmers Nn cheeks.
rAe >ssse tVavenas,a u sae Nsa.cs,.s,
Ass'r2ssaca Il Lssssr Carriers w.,
uteed - >easele EercG&-v y
>e&sc-e eervenss-;s u gan u v,so;l
rsceipc> tcr January exceeded sAas x
81 cGs swc tlc;es - ghs a,ee,; >Jace
>sasecr AaSsry ~ ssvcrsely -
sNtrcst Il 5he >snacs she. tn aiaS.-.s 81
spproer.ssicn scr she Improvements x
Sa>sler Nss,clss, ps-s
VIZ Aai Nh. : t;c,as,:c, ~ IT,
cr'sss& ahs ars2s . s1,s1ver>u.-x x Urea :
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-02-18
>ps,& - rGHN l>1<>\
" ~ * haa>ec> ~ >iVyS New Plan -
>atteiltS rrsstosc


y 80 -1ts>aon. SEQ. IA ;VnC-sc0
ha, eeea saoersi ,aoo 1e0seen as,e %ss-
sroas,ee I'm oer Som ss,eiy 4aG 1l,e s,s-.-
~ s.lsrs- 3eea~sinea0, BY AscA sle
tCnl .',sli.s sssrse, u screpG she s4prs TX
p.lili> a. 2e prepared es gAe bureau lr
s,rssC-s ter g1e laliIl>aas x aprroN.
naas,r uI. 100 scr>s u g.lf 9eer And
- me >gs,as ti H,,,A 5,tgeen rhe gu
->oI er-}sCsss X ieV 'S>e eli.is srr sr-,-
IfCG-isS e1e prs>ssnU vs-Ie x ne a-ri
- ne ,Naer> sliG scr qerpeCu,s 81,
tsri II er.l 2iS l1e -ur>ss;S, WA v,,ssy
o. -IGstr7 1essoh.
% ,-isllneG s1ag sAe v.lae u rAe
&.ii lec-s1 s->sss :al IL Sr>eas~ :Vnssr''-
81 - ,siS nan. l1pusSssius, II iClla->
tlneV,tgs,> f-tU u@-.Vus a-u.suocsi =
a. Ne .vnTals C'iG neCnpus> II I'm
>er'1ils sigsr0uC --ses4--i y e1e @,fU,irs
v's-ue II lle t-ius 49, X >e ,3al,iun-
ri rhe 29r>an 1isss,IS> l>e aes. teol.
l1s s,~- eirlHs u lica-cu-u 1ie Ns-lie 70
lu -IlIrS s. ii .1er ->>s}ug-:ee * sle .4uGlt~
- ,.tu a.le = sysr1o,i;~ar N'aIn ss-iv :,
wing U ~ 11e sNger,-nvcG. rhr
HAtA'A wa "a LIZ .0-St1 =
IeAs summer rne scCaa- .LiI 1ec,s-
49, sN;eussss 49, ~ 70 ya-i os 1le
.onaa-i. RE \Qrsaern ssclic S;.---
VA. Company =, $50 ,1iCerss1ss,i i me
pur>sesi 3rrfseco.
rhe -Ql-Oev NIX eC,er las, eeu -.
70, ri I'm 's-s.,ieno S.-,uoo
rhe >orsler.i rscllic 81. way
Com ie1 ti-s,s luiGer u -sn DER
isliu u -,le Nors;r western .issgsss. ,ynlcs
49, nov oeilg uasstl s,-ln u nur-4 3r
ees s.ega.ls- neeavIs,, Se.-,..l.ig -;le
lirr>ss,s,a1iss >Sa1r;iEy u ElnGer ,lu sAe
lf-lDsoi-lt. u nur>7 acunuulrs lsSs
"a sOF>ssS c-sctS, W. have ltie iIi,ier-
assuming s1a0 v'lur lur-7sssr> w. euu
,sS>-ssalice u anu lultiel> Il sae yv,.y
u nsk.stg 3lis.is anu survey, TOR -cu.
pliilut,- 1or>ess na4iass-uienI. vuusO
49, vneo;ler 70 vuu4u le ,ussl pie gor
ai,e 1aI>au d cur>ssI.-s 70 make surveys
ANA 'i;slis Tor gills .umQ.lg ousi NIX
1ows[,i c;le -or>sS naia.Sumeur u Is
c-,StS.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-02-18

lIrtsl >t;irs-- senator AaE~irs \ urzu
Gamma. les.c "a 5-~--stIenr iOuS.y,-4t
he NUS lTrInlnell il,'lrrs n ne int
convention season.. WE lurn II New
..Ss1ou. nlu. >--DusEn Ter - 80
i >eo IT. lau -seu 70 -iie --rinU -snk
Il -J4ttl rullssr'-ag-.-e lusile--- mem Il
command i ,r--siC Affairs. lur WIS II
s.iuw.l u -tle nass- II ~tle Jeipie
since -llag -cIne Ii rJ-.- 70 lie l-<y
ans ~ 4 l9liIusLl4n. Was 7-s'uls,ll.q.i -
,s4ts--nal Il 40l-lT,- IrlInlnenTv
~0usen N - i,.nuIuage -ur lr-.-iltt-nr
# -1le nlrt>iS -;sIt--, llu .y,uu II lie
nv man 10 vlun saplra4 anu ao8I-
ve-gr- nu>y willing u .nr-rlSs -;Ielr suu-
fiulEug nIBT~--sSs -ur settlement.
u lIe u ~ re.rs IL la0 S-sIntsi
ee.deg>,llu Il ne v1Ue4y Ii'-Hrr,s-llr
itsGS II business anu 10llr,Us " ne
siInpie .ssr>~rlenr Il IIcliZiug lie neftl-
kls II nv -ur ne lanuiing II ne
nntr anu Was lss leeuln!ng sluva
.ur lis .mlEt.ts- Il 1rrf.stIer snu nur>.
humanitarian ielUs,
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-02-18

hefuu. SEQ. The Aiirr,cHn
,>sea-ner Siel,s,ies, vllcl Vas ier;s rit,i
-0r sewers iaps So For. A.-rhu- lv -nr
nIssi,il tuClur.r3tss, 1as, .l--- vs,i les--
having e. inleciS irr,ng : ,Iur'u
rhe rletssles : lne Vi ztie liss ,,ssa.tl-
~ x ne So>Sur steamship ,uni many
piying lecvsen srlsse >ound ,urrs anu
a1e -r'enn- N >aGa--iay lIgar 1a-r
u -re stiss.al feeo .uIne lur
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-02-18

"a -nuVr. Aasl Fao. N4ur
rJ1Ssr * lu >ivSane 80 ~ : u be- to-
esAoplel }y ivN -un rals vtl4uh 1r1-
,r>>> % 3nl,assv u ar,usaiIn, sluvgc.r
rro'Vsr uiu ll,aJs "a IA aui0r' anu
nans l1ner 3sI2,> uT,ugaoUt le II.
AlV :uV4l~s. iutaolS .le 81, <0n,
-uun.r, Av 1uiet lug,r5>e ll
lu ~ .-y><si 3.s-u 70 -al-ilSa a,ec.-tc
rv',sr q 3t~sra4e nu hour n4--s i -,le
>s> >Vuu souuts-, sand hvtsuula-.y %
>sspp,y a,ee2eu iEn,> slU rJNac ,vupr-
~. 0r number "a owns 81 sl4~ ~s1-
-2'u. c1e ul.ls 10 ~ >Nppneai N1tl
rJs,ar 49, * Ia -uirrs ,ss,>s>,. Sar-
~'ipstrft, A-.na> {tsvsan sa'ys.I am.
--ln rt-A - n N-e....
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-02-18
OFFICIALLY CONF lRMED.
Thryx Slss;ar wir~,icS S-cr,
''aci.c>spcA S,c~r IN
~ Wires.

r,sSc, Fsc 3D. -1lfic4a- .vn.i-uia-
sun ) S,vsn n 1Ae -epcrr -1ac rA->e
Il sae our S;ssSs;ar saz>>n1,ys I'm
'ao.eusooc,i 'v1a:h snUec-G -le r>as~
IL ,Srs- y K sgcssck c;i.iuitGs var.
9.oNa ~ By nrles va-e iegemp r:1ig
u esS>S 1Ne .J--s->
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-02-18
O&Ct.eSED l rNeuu.
-h'fer u t'raacrual Some tSstyc~-
~'ltiGsalGs De.uaf,S,,i

-1iCialis Denounced
fHr'.Anu, 500. i.--rhe lvier u
g,9sIsr.ia. 5Sunie i<a.-tr> has leeu l,if.
c.a-- : )r'is,utsi 81, , -.-,uI. RE ~
nalur u -le ~sheme l.. ii. Fasss-
ie,U, las lsen leiG 70 answer -u no
s'7,ld Jury ;lasrs,s u --asiu. v e
fO>> N-clu4s Ns,S fl>nI>ssu >!u !tlr.
ou. M italissun lelng -lae le lud
lu' le,su gut. u V-jnE hung J, con
JtCcpu Ytcl III lr-ler
ms ,uoi>>uu ~ -llpssl STAGES 'lm-
missioner Hci>ts ma, lars -ls sfecc
u t"f'.liE lie u-gur nat Il business.
pr lvr-s- tsr =. rivers .,iul~~>>s,l 70 Ia
iNnveri w. ~ ~ctr.tesi ne v-.tur>
NtsA -ne luSsssaun t>-,udulenc marx
5U acE~s> l,4u.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1904-08-12
LINCOLN FOND OF CIRCUIT.

Welcomed by All the Other Lawyers
and by the Landlords.
Following the court about on the cir
cult was, no doubt, the JOY, Of Lin
coins life. He was so fond of 1t that
he declined a flattering offer to enter a
lucrative law partnership in Chicago,
because, as he %contended, it would ne
cessitate more or less confinement in
the office and therefore keep him off
the circuit.
Seated in a o%ne-horse buggy, behind
a sorry-looking animal, he would set
out from Springfield to be gone for
weeks at a stretch. The lawyers, as he
drove into each successive place, eager
ly anticipating a new stock of stories,
gave him a cordial welcome and the
landlords hailed his coming with de-
light, for he was one of the most
patient and accomplishing guests. "If
every other fellow" relates one of his
colleagues, "grumbled at the indiffer-
ent accommodations and scant fare
which greeted us at many Of the din
gy taverns we struck Lincoln said
nothing"
His forbearance in this regard well
warrants the observation he is said
on one occasion to have made, that
he never so completely felt his 'Own
unworthiness as when he stood face to
face with a real, live hotel clerk" How
he appeared on the circuit may be
CLEANED from this sketch Of him drawn
by Henry G. Whitney, one of his col
leagues in Central Illinois, who is yet
living:
His hat was brown, faded and the
nap usually worn or rubbed off. He
wore a short coat and sometimes a
shawl. His coat and vest hung loose
ly on his giant frame. His trousers
we're invariably too short. In one hand
he carried a faded green umbrella with
"A. Lincoln in large white cotton or
muslin letters, sewed on the inside.
The knob was gone from the handle
and a piece of cord was usually tied
around the middle Of the umbrella to
keep II from flying open. In the other
hand he carried a carpet bag, In which
were stored the few papers he used In
court and underclothing enough to(last
till his return to Springield."-Cen-
fury.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1904-08-12
METHODS OF THE A
New York Is His Chosen Field, an
Eastern Medico Says.


The physicians Of Philadelphia and
Boston sniff more or less haughtily
at the ways of their fellow healers Of
New York, according to a very frank
and conservative physician of this
town. The conversation at the start
was about new remedies, concerning
many of which the doctor, who was
taking his own profession to task, was
very skeptical.
1.-The spirit of empiricism," he said,
lis altogether too prevalent in this
city and it is growing every year.
For the sake Of money, for the sake
of advertising without appearing to
advertise, many physicians who are
rated as reputable are trying all sorts
of ways Of violating the good old
spirit Of medical ethics without Of
Tending against the letter and being
called to account by their associates.
1T is in the field of so-called new
remedies and discoveries that the evil
Is most manifest. Quackery has i'm
proved its methods and CLOSED over
its activities with a veneer of what
passes for scientific research. Scien-
tiic expression and Latin names have
been more generally adopted to de-
scribe what the quack of a generation
or so ago would have been satisfied to
call a plain 'cure-all,' and hawk at
the country fairs. Now it is different.
The empiric produces his connection
and cajoles some physician into writ
ing a quasi-scientifc article about il
for a medical journal.
THAT is all that is needed. Men
OF standing accept the fact, whatever
it may be, and furnish the articles;
and journals, regardless of the fact
that they have regulations to sustain,
print them. Then they are reprinted
far and wide as contributions by DR.
So-and-So. graduate Of this, that and
the other medical school, to such and
such a journal. Rural physicians al,
over the country read and believe, anG
a demand for the new stuff is prac
tically assured.
Hundreds Of these new things are
brought out every year, and although
they all have advocates, it is fair t.
say that not more than one in a hun
dred is worthy Of adoption by the pro
fession or Of being rated as a gen
uine contribution to the science o.
medicine,
1T is in this city that most of then
are fathered and touted, and, as
said before, the practice has brough
us into more or less disrepute witt
the more conservative and less avari
cious physicians of Boston and Phila
delphia. OF course, in consideration
of a question like this, Chicago doesn'
count NEW York Sun.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1904-08-12
Got the Tune All Right.

A new Irish porter was put at work
on an English train. The head porter,
says Household Words, directed the
new man to initiate him closely, and
thereby learn his duties.
When the first train came into the
station the head porter shouted, Fer
ryhill; change for Hartlepool, Stockton
and Middlesborough; change for Spen-
nymoor, Coxhoe and Trimdon; keep
your seats going north"
Barney strobe after him and shout
ed in a louder voice: "Fareyhill;
change for Dahore, Umphump, Too
talooral, Diderham; change for Cox
comb, Norman, Findham, Goldman;
kape your seats where you are"
The station-master called him aside
and showed him the right names on
the timetable.
Barney removed his cap and said po-
litely, THANK you, sor. l got hold Of
the music, but l couldn't catch the
words"
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1904-08-12
v cnILD'S LIFR.
A Remarkable Cure of DrOpsy by Dodd's
Kidney pills.

Sedgw ick. Ark, July 1.-THE case
of W. s. Tayler's little son is looked
upon by those interested in medical
matters as one of the most wonderful
on record. In this connection his faith
er makes the following statement:
Last September, my little boy had
dropsy; his feet and limbs were
swollen to such an extent that he could
not walk or put his shoes on. The
treatment that the doctors were giving
him seemed to do him no good and two
or three people said his days were
short, ever the doctors, two of the best
in the country TOLD me he would not
get better. l stopped their medicine
and at ono sent for Dodd's Kidney
Pills. l gave him three pills a day,
n morning. noon and night for eight
DAYS; at the end of the eighth day the
swelling was all gone, but to give the
medicine justice, l gave him eleven
more pills. / used t~hirty-fve pills in
all and he was entirely cured. 1 con-
slider your medicine saved my child's
life. When the thirty.five pills were
given him, he could run, dance and
sing, whereas before he was an invalid
in his mothers arms from morning
until night"
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1904-08-12
S1OO Reward, 500.

The readers of this paper will be pleased to
learn that there is at least one dreaded disease
that science has been able to cure In all its
stages, and that is Catarrh. Halls Catarrh
Cure Is the only positive cure known to the
medical fraternity. Catarrh being a constitu-
tional disease, requires a constitutional treat
ment. Halls Catarrh Cure IS taken internally,
acting dire city upon the blood and mucous
surfaces of the system, thereby destroying the
foundation of the disease, and giving the pa
tient strength by building up the constitution
and assisting nature in doing its work. The
proprietors have 80 much faith in its curative
powers that they offer One Hundred Dollars
Tor any case that it fails to cure. Send for list
Address. +. ]. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by druggists, 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1904-08-12
Uesnerate Youth.

On the thirtieth floor Of the Office
building Percy Pen leaned out of the
window.
Refuse me-" he cried, land In ten
minutes l will be found ON that side
walk far below"
Agnes, the beautiful stenograpner,
.shuddered and accepted him. After
the wedding she said, softly:
And would you really have jumped
out of the Window"
Percy Pen grinned.
mo, darling; l intended taking the
eleNa tor down."
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1904-08-12
A Delicate Point.

Magistrate-You are charged with
hugging and kissing women against their
will.
Prisouer-I was so drunk, your honor,
that couldn't tell a pretty woman from
an ugly one.
That is no excuse"
"No, but it explains why they OBJ
iected
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1904-08-12
Mistake Somewhere.

"Mr. Millyuns," said the poor but
%aristocratic widow, "allow me to pre-
sent my three charming daughters"
Good heavens, MADAME" exclaim-
ed young Millyuns, there must be a
mistake somewhere. I'm not a sena-
tor from Utah"
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1904-08-12
Merely a Reminder

"Yes," remarked young DeBorem as
the clock chimed the hour of IL p. m,
"l'm-aw-very absent minded, doncher
know? I'm always forgetting something
that I-aw-should wemember."
II have noticed that" rejoined Miss
Caustique. You even forget how to tell
time by the clock"
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1904-08-12
Knew the Sex.

your wife is a very sick woman"
said the grave old physician, "and while
/ do not wish to alarm you, 1 have my
doubts as to her recovery"
'Oh, she'll pull through all right, doc
tor" replied the wise husband. Her
dressmaker sent home a new gown yes
terday and she hasn't tried it on"
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1904-08-12
Handicapped.

you don't laugh enough while you
are eating, my friend
How can l? My wife insists upon
having new onions every meal and
they make me cry."-Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1904-08-12

The Romans had a god Of boundar-
les, Terminus. His statue was a post
set in the ground to mark the limits
of fields.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1904-08-12
Next to the Greatest.

Knobbins-Oh, l suppose you think
your father the greatest man that ever
was.
Billings-I1l not go so far as that;
but he certainly was the greatest be.
fore | came upon the stage.-Boston
Transcript.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1904-08-12
Then They Dined.

you are sweet enough to eat" said
the very young a who imagined he
had the love market cornered.
"Thanks," rejoined the matter-of.
fact maid. There's n small restaurant
just around the corner"
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1904-08-12
No Doubt About It.

"Uncle," said the high school young
man, sis politics singular or plural?'
Sonny" was the reply, Gin de paht
of de country whah l come FUN dey's
singular, mighty sing'lar."-Washing-
ton Star
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1904-08-12
You Can Get Aliens Foot.Ease FREE.

Write Allen S. olmsted, lie Roy, N. Y, for .
free sam pie OF Allen 4 Foot-Ease. II cures
sweating, hot swollen, aching feet, 1t makes
new or tight shoes easy, A certain cure for
corns, ingrowing nails and bunions. All drug-
gists sell 1t. 25c. Don't accept any substitute.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1904-08-12
PRICES THAT TALK.

Threshermen and Sawmill Men Motel $50 n.
inch Betting, $500. $50 II. 3 inch wide, same IA
above, $500. Tank Pumps complete, with IL II. 3
inch Suction Hose, 10 #, Discharge Hose, with noz-
eel and strainer, 5000. Betting, Hose and Packing
at wholesale prices. General agency for Parsons
Hawkeye Self Feeder. Lane single mill, run only
40 days, at a bargain. Write for catalogs.
REIERSON MACHINERY co.