Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-10-08


is 10 lend them money. - Philadelphia
| Press.
Tourist say. guide. what does that
memorial stone commemorate:
tiuide-I put il there II was upon
that >po: a tourist once gave me i've
lfrancs.-Tit Rits
Bink~-p Did You find the southern reo-
| pie hospitahle?
Iinks-Well. rather, They didn'l even
ask me my name until had forgotten
What il waS.-Cincinnati Commercial
Tribune
Why don't You insist on being the
head of the house,"
Il am the head of the house" am
Swered Mr.. Meekton resolutely. But, rs
Henrietta says head is no good with
out brains. Washington Star.
Bessie. inspecting new arrangement
lof Nannie'S hair observed; Mamie, you
don't look like yourself with your hair
that way. But (admiringly, you look
better when you don't look like yourself
than when you do. -Lippincott'S
And nov" said the fond mother. IN
tell YOU the story of the seven sleepers."
oh, ma that's an old. old yarn.
YOU know the story about the seven vice
FreSidentsF' - Houston Chronicle
What is your idea of truly good
Nife?' asked the youth.
a truly good wife, answered the
Cumminsville sage, lis one who loves her
husband and her country, hut doesn't
attempt to run either, i Philadelphia In
quircr
why do YOU have that dining room
orchestra playing such poor music?"
quCricd the friend.
Tact" whispered the hotel landlord
When the patrons swear ut the food |
tell the Other patrons they are swearing
nj the music. baltimore Herald.
Hcnpeck My wife is getting real good
with me these days. She lets rue open
all the mail that comes 10 the house,
Mccker Including all the letters adj
dressed to hc.'f
Hcnperk- Gracious, No. The letters
inddreS>cd TO mr. Philadelphia Public
Ledger
Whats the matter. Mr. CrabbcY"
asked Mrs, Staryem. The way you SIP
your soup and stare up nj the ceiling in
that far-away manner it would seem ii
reminds you of something.
Yes" replied the sarcastic hoarder.
"it reminds me- of sous, family. Phila
6elpha Press.
Don't YOU think, ASKED the anxious
young playwright after the first perform
ancc THAT ! might have improved il by
| putting ii in three instead of four actsy
Well no, the critic replied; Il hardly
! thing SO. The curtain wouldn't be down
rs much IN that ease as il is now. ~
| Illustrated Bits.
Que of the rules of a bicycle ciub reads.
~ horse should never be passed on both
| sides at unce
We suspect that when cych>I al
! tcmpts to pass on both Sides of horse
Fat once he is expelled from the club.
| He would certainly he dismissed from a
temperance organization London Tit
Bits
Fond Mother Nou viii bc i've years
old tomorrow, Willie and | want TO give
you q real birthday treat. Tel me what
you would like better than anything else
/ Willie taftcr thinking earnestly for five
nnuteSl- Bring me whole box Of
chocolate creams, mother. and ask
Tommy Smith to come in aud watch me
cnt EN-. Youth.
lie asked the firm for II raise in his
! salaly.
DID he get liz"
Yes They consider him the most
valuable man they have You see, when
1 he pctitioned for more money he did so
on the grounds that he had just discov-
cred that the firm could get along without
! him. ~ Cleveland Leader.
81 wonder If old Hiram Skynaynl'S
IrolativeS viii appreciate that unused the
country editor,