The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1904-04-07
THISTLES.


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1851 iAslie t,ifi T'hs fai,ed csli
"A ipal Ard he m@psy, remnkae tn
observer Il sptHst and shlrgs, scob scl ol
ia opposite tidss a the market
~6efN& Nay lia yee' Gtraidipe-
NJ alisef d IL the ptrs foom. GsrAA
Tta4'a III right Year father car Ma
her.
--sAaFfs Yes be 10 rolex roend sdvs
lfk psegle - ltass ~ ibeir asneeis THU
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Amtev VS. How src you. cd fellow
AtYpo kss Piag strong No only iss'
nAasxisR - keep oct Of my grave. Oh,
Ia 70 hear that
- ysa fetang 10 sLs sles clubi Well,
snsaefed lbs youth with icrgish hair
ihsls what &c call il, bat 10 oue seems
very 1aut wiaen We stng.
--Iaqstniss yltiiof--Do these animals
ever seem 10 sagaas Ia anything that
nigh. ~ called form of amusement
Park Asiesaaat siih great solemni,, -
feF, ma'sm. TIVE kadgsfo3 frqu@nlly
gives bop.
-Aa editor, 10 reply to young writer
who ash d 70 Enow which magazine would
give him he til4hsi position quickest, adj
ylseds 4paWesf magazine, especially II you
contribute 4 Fy article"
-iaietarf Mrs Simple Yes, all three
81 M dAsghsefs write. The Guest What
Delighted heme circle you must have.
oh, no they scrap all the lime, and won't
read each others works.
Mrs. iobbf--I wan, girl secustom-
ed 10 btiag employed 10 the best families.
Ageat-Ige go, jasi the girl you want.
SIZE WAS employed In seven OF the best
families lsst month.
did young Mr. Riiehum refer TO the
subj q Of love aud marrIsgef asked her
confidential ifieud. No, said the vAssar
girl. II be hsd referred to Il should
not have let him get sway. lie only allud-
ed 10 IL.
--Pfeteretca.- never get precisely
1hA. we Want 10 this life, said the phIlos-
opher. That's right, answered the cynlc,
lot Of towns through the country are
getting libraries when they would rather
have the eash.
Your new brother Is the eleventh child
IN the family, IL he not asked the caller
Yes, ma'am, said the little girl. Have
you named him yet | think we're going
TO name him Jerusalem. That's what papa
called him when be was born.
The Next Best Thing; thought she
was determined never TO marry any man
whose ancestors had not come over 10 the
dsyalser. Yes, but she changed her
miui when she met this fellow whose an.
eestors went to California In a prairie
schooner.
No, thank you, said Miss De Murc. II
dnu'. care to meet any new young men.
M exclaimed Miss Gaddie. You are
select All Of a sudden. No, replied Mrs
D. Mafe glanclug drcamily at her new
ring I've merely been selected all Of q
sudden.
Honesty Is the best policy, quoted the
hypecritie,l deacon, and wish could
make everyday realize It. reckon We
dc, replied The hard headed farmer. Ye'd
glt the beat Of everybody In horse trade
thea, wouldn't yer
II read somewhere the other day, said
NJ, Iienpsek, that one of the big mercan-
tila corporations pays certain man 81 900
for each iieA he furnishes. George, I'D
Ike 20 haye chance of that kinds Wretch
exclaimed Mrs. Henpeek DO you want
your innocent wife and child to starve.
"A subscriber who was In areas to q
rural paper was dying and the editor drop
ped in 10 see him. How do you feel? ask.
ed the peacl pusher. All looks bright be-
fore me, gap 4 the subscriber. | thought
90, said he editor. Youll see the bsze In |
about ten miautes.
Hive you GO tbs plans for your new
house completed yety some one asked him |
Not, d ilie, be replied There Ia a differ
enee Of oplni0n between my wife and ne
as 70 the iaserilr arrangements. She says
the pantry IA too large and that there are
too many elote.s without another word
the medsl tor the biggest lie OF tho ever
lag was a warded to bin.
Gee whlszt exclaimed the reporter,
locking over hi. report OF the wedding In
the psper, I'll bet that bridegroom will he
sore. What's the m,tters asked the Snake
Editor, He owns an old family homestead
out In the Suburbs somes where ! believe,
and be told me TO say the young couple
will reside Al the old msnse.' The PAT er's
got Il old man's.'
Oar psrs0r, ssid the good deacon, Is
too solemn. | like bright, cheerful par
son. Sometimes, said the cheerful sinner.
BY The way Of reply man can be made
cheerful. WHY not try II with the parsons
Ho nkfd the good deacon. Give him
chres Tor hls cyefdua salary, replied the
cleiial sinner. aho was not 90 much OF
sinner tnAt he diiht know something q
church bgfintss mtlh0ds.
-Aa taa i'h PIPER tells little snecdote
OF Tbs ais ifg1ished painter : ORGY In bic
ctI CITY OF iesghsr Of perspective At the
Royal seAiemy o. one occasisn Mr.. SO.
iey secspisa Al in,i alton TO dine with the
Nsalshf--Aad phlilstine --'slher Of one OF
hi pSplif Over the undenIshle port the
by no means doiing paren, Impaired how
bis s1u WAS erifitg on, and although the