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The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1904-09-02
DENY THAT THEY ARE ABOUT
TO MAINTAIN STABLE ON
POPLAR STREET.
Counter Affidavits in the In junction
Suit Presented to the Court
This Morning.

The hearing of the application of
Rose Albeit and other people residing
on Birch and Second streets for a per-
manent order restraining j. Henry Alb
bolt and Susan Abbott from removing
to their property at the corner of Sec
and Poplar streets the large wooden
building formerly occupied by Bryan
Brothers as a livery stable, was called
Up in the superior court today. Sharp
stein & Sharpstein, the attorneys for
the defendants, filed demurrer and
together with counter affidavits to re-
sist the motion for a temporary in
junction. The plaintiffs, by their at
torney, T. A. Paul, asked for further
time in which to file a reply to the
counter affidavits. This was granted
and the hearing will come up tomorrow
morning at 10 o'clock.
In their answer the defendants deny
that they are now threatening to use
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1904-09-02
Personal Mention

Mr. 49,. Mrs. Victor Hunziker have
oors IN san Francisco.
Mr.. e. f. Abbey of Waitsburg is
,tsitf,g With friends in Walla Walla.
,fre Fred \. Rollins left last night
.- San Francisco to visit relatives.
Miss Lottie Talon will leave tomor-
row for her school near Lowden.
NJ, and Mrs. G. b. Richardson have
ranrred from an extended trip
through the eastern states.
Mrs. John Green left last night for
San Francisco 10 visit relatives.
Mrs J. \. McCaw and daughter will
~ Tuesday for a visit in the east.
n \ ". Wear. a merchant of Adams,
Or. IS registered at the Dacres.
Mr. and MIS-. Mort Howe will leave
in few DAYS for st. Louis to take in
H.. worlds fair.
N. F. Jones arrived in Walla Walla
.....t,... f.,,,, Seattle to look after
........... ;,tarasts here
n,.,.. r.... - ,t,i.. ,.it,.
H. W. 'I "''A'I' one ol the ne" 'u-
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1904-09-02

Mrs. A. Walsh, the gifted clairyoy-
mt, Will be in Walla Walla on Friday,
2, to remain all winter.
She may be found at Room II, Eureka
lodging house.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1904-09-02
w. L. Whitmore, the Portland horse

w. L. Whitmore, the Portland horse
man, is in the city.
music in this city last winter and ex-
poets to have a much larger one this
winter.
Helen A. Pepoon, professor of Latin
at Whitman college, who has been on
years vacation returned to the city
this morning. She was accompanied
by her sister Julia c. Pepoon.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1904-09-02

Fine new cloths for lady's tailor
made suits, cloaks, skirts, etc. Rock,
the tailor. All garments made to order.
Come in and examine our line. Jones
building, Second street
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1904-09-02

ing or disturbance of the peace has
been permitted thereon or therein; that
no unhealthy odors have arisen from
the said stable and that horses moving
Oh the inside of the building do not
make as much noise as do horses trav-
cling upon the public streets of the
city.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1904-09-02

The Golden Rule has the finest line
Of boys and girls school shoes in the
city.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1904-09-02
WILL BEGIN REHEARSALS.
WaIla WaIla Maennerchor Will Get
Ready for the Saengerfest.

Commencing next Friday night the
singing club of the Walla Walla Maen-
nerchor society will resume its weekly
rehearsals Professor Edgar S. Fisch-
er will have charge again this year
and he will drill his vocalists for the
next saengerfest, which will be held
been added to the roll.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1904-09-02

Headng-Four hundred acres OF
wheat to head on Eureka fiat, land
level, water convenient. Apply to c.
B. Upton, Walla Walla, Wash.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1904-09-02

Alheit's feed mill can save you money
on hay and grain.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1904-09-02
CHICAGO WHEA! MARKET TODAY

Furnished to the Statesman by the
COe Commission:
Opening. High. Low. Close.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1904-09-02

Liverpool wheat and corn opened Il
changed; corn Is higher to unchanged.
The Lancaster ledger. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1852-1905, 1904-03-30
STATE NEWS.


y. l. Minor, Magistrate at
i1"p''S ''Slo'"' OheS'er county, dled
~ Wv o' '"'''' yea % years.
-FoW'n =. HaliGnhnc, of Lau-
''"'' S."'e"' "i f"rlhan Uni
e,th'S, a o'oo !" "'''hvi'I" @" me
'''n i"s''' VI "Ppen"'ci''"'
The police department IN
""' 'e''o'i 10 pressing "'ioo t'serS
'0S '',0 '""', ~ '"'es nave
49,, ..n
thon G., hno n'0.0
e e ~ II"
The Lancaster ledger. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1852-1905, 1904-03-30
Another Fatality on Southern
Bridge.
The State, 9th inst.

The State, 9th inst.
L. 7. Wade, the keeper of the
Southern railways bridge across
the Congaree river, was hurled
from the trestlc to the ground last
night and sustained injuries from
which he died later.
WAGE was standing on the edge
OF the section of trestle which
passes over lana on the Richland
side of the river, awaiting the pass
ing of the northern passenger train
from Florida He expected to
board the flying train and come to
the city. As the coaches neared
him, he erasped at them but miss
ed his grip, became overbalanced
and fell to the ground distance
OF some 40 feet. In an autopsy
1T was seen that Wade died from
rupture of the spleen. He was
not bruised and there was nc
visible sign of hurt save that his
left wrist was broken.
Wade was just 25 years old,
was married, and had only recent.
ly succeeded TO his position, hav.
ing been appointed after the death
of David FouIk, the watchmar
who was killed few weeks ago.
The Lancaster ledger. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1852-1905, 1904-03-30
BOYS DEAD BODY FOUND

Pickens, March GA Young
man was found dead at the north
switch at Central Wednesday
morning. He appeared to he
about II years of age, was well
dressed and was of geod appear
ance. There was no.hing On his
person by which he could be
identified. Coroner Parsons found
So in his pockets.
His hat was too large and was
stuffed with a newspaper which
was printed in Statesville, N. G..
1t being impossible to ldentify
the young man, he was buried at
the connty's expense yesterday.
He was killed probably by a
train In some unknown way.
The Lancaster ledger. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1852-1905, 1904-03-30

La grippe coughs yield quickly
to the wonderful curative qualities
of toley's Honey and Tar. There
is nothing else "just as good -
For sale by "Funderourk' Pharm
acy".
The Lancaster ledger. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1852-1905, 1904-03-30

from Dewitt, Arkansas county, |
says: Five negroes who had been |
arrested as n result of race troubles |
at st. Charles, this county, were
taken from the guards and shot to
death. The victims were: Jim
Smith, Charley Smith, Mack
Baldwin, Abe Bailey; Garrett
Flood. This makes nine negroes
that have been killed within the
past week in the vicinity Of Of St.
Charles on account of the racial
troubles. a few days ago diff.
iiculiy occurred over II trivial mat.
ter at St. Charles between white
man named ScarCy and two negroes
named Henry aud Walker Griffin.
On Monday last The two negroes
met Searcy and his brother in Il
store in St. Charles and the diff
ficnlty was renewed. One OF the
negroes, without warning, struck
both Of the Soarcy boys over the
head with Il table leg. rcndorlnc
them unconscious and fracturlng
their skulls, one Of them to such
an eH'on' that he may die. Deputy
oherin James hirNpatrick at
temple" |" arrest nm and be toe"
was Nooc@o" 'S""'
ino negroes 'ae" S''Aor'' an"
dsheo ihe olhcerS, Ntc!aiIng That
mo "L'''" man co"'o arrest '"''o.
ihelF' N'M'hsIlH,Io"' aroused
10 iS7fS oA tii8 ciiiHt"' i St.
"n"'leS ""o '"oE t"'erh"Hci 10
'n'S pace loF Il posse 10 come o"
"'" P'"'eo' III" '"""' = ~
'o"glaS'' "'p"'y S"'Ilii' went
Out "''' y F"|H" "' s1Fo..i men -
c'P'"'o '.e Grimm negroes. ne
c"''S'""'o HlCI ''rCa negroes
i'"''""'' fio""' " III h"'dWih ana
~" III ''',''''S''' --- - '"o '"''' ne
III "'''" 81 '"l" il 'n'y Aha"
VIZ = '"" "'''''''' were anu one
ttuT Ft. a. ~ -
VI 'i'o''' os''i''' '''"V 'h'S "l' ""'
"'"'" 'eii ho "li''e man "oolhS
"n o"'"' Inc negroes '"on at
'e'''l''eo 10 "r"W 'ne'r pi7'"'s mt
'n' posS0 '''eo' A'ii'hS all 'hrce OF
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nooroos ,bov ono cuo1 o :,
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The Lancaster ledger. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1852-1905, 1904-03-30

4 reward of $500 has been OF
fared by Gov. Hayward for The
arrest and conviction of the mur-
derors Of John w. Meetze, the
young farmer of Lexington coun~
ty killed on the 10th of February
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1904-03-05
.<2Y&
| A Matter
AOf Years.
SATURDAY.
MARCH 8, 1904.
h L. N A r rim e II.
Oepyright. 1905. by Daily Story Pub. Co,

is sister. who disliked Kate Muir.
4 dock for reasons best known to
herself. was continually saying spite
fun little things about girls who
raised generations of young men,"
which Is generally considered to be
seoat as biting thing as one young
woman can say about another.
But this made no difference to poor
Bauk. except to mako him rather more
Stubborn, and to make him more fire.
snently dream Of Kate's blue eyes and
sweet face. and to make him try with
0" r. diligence, but poorer success,
" .orget that she was rs years OF age
sA,le he was barely past 20. and that
shs had been in society before he had
gsns into long trousers
He used to remember with a hot re-
sentiment how she had in reality lit
erany trained him. How one night
when they were In the garden to-
gsther, and the moon was soft and
bsaght, he had given her a white rose,
and II she hadn't suggested the pretty
speech that should have gone with 1t,
shs came SO close to It 1t didn't make
much difference.
Then when he was trying with all
me awkwardness OF an 1s-year-old boy
- soarn TO dance, 1t was Kate who had
shown him the step when his sister
snd the others had given him up as
dress-destroying oaf. And when tbs
seher boys. who had paid more atts2u
ttsn 20 dancing school and less TO tn
making OF a living. had openS
sneered at the efforts OF his spectacu.
anr feet
He was grateful to Kate for all this,
" course, but still, sweet as she had
been. there was natural air OF the
veteran about her which he resented.
realizing with burning ears how raw
hy comparison had been the material
eAe had to work upon.
These were the sort OF things Dick
ehought upon as he sat alone In his
eosms-one large and one small, over
Burton's grocery store.
The family had left weeks before
ker FLORIDA to spend the cold months,
tAsir household goods had been stored
md emily Dick was left Left because
No was trying with might and main to
e>eain better position upon the stan
~ The Argus-Leader.
There were no racks with guns In
tnem. no tapestries In Dicks apart
osn<s. There was pipe or so with
heap Of old magazines on the lit
tsrsd table. confused carpet OF old
sswspapers on the floor. and on q
mean little coal stove a battered cof-
ees pot still sputtered. On a chair
stood the dishes which represented q
Aurrfed meal. sent In by a nearby res
tausant. and hurried because there
was nothing to linger over.
N the stove soft coal smoked dis
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1904-03-05

n1l1y or sputtered, according to tho
asnfity or the tiny lump it contained,
sometimes sending out from q tarry
bubble thin. kissing jet of nauseous
0ns>
The bed was unmade and the sheets
p0re yellowed from bad laundering.
Dack. hunched in deep chair, looked
eoout at his surroundings with DIS
gust 1t seemed a shame that a man
~ II. possessed of enough sense to
hold position worthy at corporation
agures Of $50 per week should live
Hike a pig.
he slammed the Earring stove door
On the smoke. took pu his hat. over
coat and pipe, am with q last look
at the untidy room, went out Any
wing. he felt, was better than this
eYn unneeded work at the Office
Gail on Katee Not much. Not when
Tor two months he had tried to show
her that ne didn't really mood another
guardian.
Not guardian two or three years
Older at that.
he ciattered down the unexpected
e01Ars' ana at the snowy sidewalk.
da8Aed with the glare, almost coiliied
stn young woman, apologizine
Hindiy for his clumsiness.
why, Dick Wortham!" Dick pulled
Emself together and stared half nm.
outstanding into face he knew a
sweet face with laughing blue ewes
smiling on him over the furs. and he.
0re ne knew 1t little snugly-gloyed
nano was In his and he was wringine
a hard
Kate Murdock!" he almost shouted
speaking of angels Here stem
under the awning out of the snow and
LIST me look at you"
Where did you come from?' de-
nanoeo the girl noting with obsery-
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1904-03-05
R. + \ P . K'ss%sss and di Sess:

Trains Leave ichmobd-
4:l5 n m daily, byrd {. Through.
BI5 a. m, daily, Mair II Through
- 6;45 u. M, daily, Main st. Through. All
Pullman airs.
S;54 a m. Except Monday, Byrd ST, Through.
All Pullman
10 a m week days, EIbs- Ashland accom-
SUI s0o Am; m. unday only. Byrd st. Through
s:p m. week days Byrd st. Through.
Local stops.
2;0o noon. week DAYS BYRD sc. Through.
4OO y. M, week days. Byrd st. Frederick
bun accommodation.
5:05 p. m oaily. Main st. Through
82o p. M, week days Elba. Ashland accom-
modation.
s:O5 p m, daily. BYRD 81. Through.
Trains rive Observation-Disclosures
$50 a m, week days. Elba Ashland aocour,-
mediation
s:l5 u M. week days. Byrd st. Fredericks-
burg accommodation.
S:35,a m. daily, Byrd st. Through.
II 20 a M, week days, byrd ST Through
EOS p, m, daily Main ST. Through
o0p p. m week days. Elba Ashland accom-
modations.
7:l5 p m. daily, Byrd st Through.
stops.
l6:25 D m. daily. Main ct. Through. All
Pullman arS.
1885 p. IN. dnily, MainSt Through
Ii4O p. m week days Byrd Il Through. All
Pullman ara.
NOTE Pullman Sleeping or Parlor Cars ON
All trains except local accommodations.
20. DUNE, =. w. Gull, w. Z. TAYLOR,
Genl Man'r. Asst Gen'l Man. Traf. Man.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1904-03-05
SICK WOAAA LAA~Hl
Thought an Atomizer Was Toe
EaGn ter Oe Dose.
Head of New York settlement Wa
OF the Same Opinion After He
Caught n Glimpse of the Doc
tors Prescription.

Archibald Hill, head of one of the
New York East side settlements ha,
met with some rather humorous as
well as sad experiences in the course
OF his work among the poor. This lit
tie comedy, reported by the New York
Times, took place while he was living
In the overcrowded district populated
by Russian Jews.
1t was a sad-eyed. ushy-haired Rus
sian who broke in upon his musings
one night. my vife's sick" he said
looking stolidly at Mr.. Hill, as though
intending to hold him responsible TO,
the catastrophe.
1t took some time fay Nr. Hju &c
1n1e Eess sf.gsHa2 secs snhazs
doctor she might ole. However. arte,
about half an hours eloquent dis
course the old gentleman was con
WINGED, and with sigh of relief Mr.,
Hill saw him leave, bound for the
nearest free medical bureau
Perhaps an hour afterward he re
turned, however, looking more ha
raised and worried than ever.
She won't take it" he said, sadly.
What was it?" asked Mr.. Hill.
"Vot der Herr Doctor gibe me. She
say she no fool
Tell her it's not foolish to take
medicine. Tell her l take it always
and 1t makes me we'll What did he
give your he asked, by way of after
thought.
Dis" said the old man, handing
him crumpled bit of paper
Have you had this prescription filed
YETI" asked Mr.. Hill.
wilt, Wilt? Vot you mean by Wilt!
1 gibt her dis and she vond swallow
It"
Mr.. Hill leaned back in his chair In
despair. We'll, upon my world" he
said. "Of course she wouldn't swallow
that paper. She's got more sense than
you. Now. my good man, what you
want to do is to take this paper back
to the dispensary where you got II
Ask the policeman there to show you
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1904-03-05
HtstOricnl Information.

The teacher of country school asked
mis- pupils one day If any of them could
tell him who Joan of Arc was
The question was followed by pro-
round silence. Some of the pupils
stared at the teacher, and some turned
and stared at one another, as II seeking
the information in the faces around
them.
Finally a boy burst out with:
On, yes, know-she was Noah's
wife "-Tit-Bits.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1904-03-05

the window where you get the medi-
ceee tsrt paper calls for. 1t will prob
any - some little pills or something
like that. Take that home to your
wife. Give 1t to her, and uell her she
must swallow 1t at one gulp. 1t won't
taste bad. and 1t will make her we'll"
He repeated the directions two o.
three times until the old man looked
as though he understood. "Remem-
ber." he said. as parting warning,
'she must swallow 1t at one gulp."
But his mind was not at ease. II
suddenly occurred to him that the med
icine might not come In pills or cap
sules. after all. In which case. The
sudden thought made the cold sweat
come. Perhaps 1t was a liquid That
fool OF a Russian would be likely to
give her the whole prescription In one
dose! With sudden haste he started
down the street in the direction OF the
old mans home.
He knocked, and the old man himself
answered the door. There was a look
Of relief on his face as he recognized
his visitor.
"She won't take dis neider," he said.
''She say dot Herr Doctor ist crazy.
She can't swallow all dat. Und / tell
pa vooo trseaA. I soalza't nsader, e
Cd - kse1 cut a. nte0Asr q erA1.
nary size for Mr.. Hills inspection.
Swallow" shouted Mr.. Hill. what
have you been trying to make her swal.
low"
Didn't you say dot she should swal-
low at vone gulp, und l gfbt her the
rubber end first, ober she no swallow
the glass part"
And then" said Mr.. Hill, after he
had finished telling the story, zone ex-
poets things of these poor fellows. It's
simply too bad, but what can one do?'
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1904-03-05
A Little Advice.

You may be extremely clever
Educated. and all that,
But remember. you should nevs~
Need to buy q larger hat
II you've made a class orattaR
II In the debates you've led
With the greatest appreciation,
Don't you let il swell your head
II. In one thing or another.
You've achieved great success.
Don't let your citation smother
AL the sense that you possess.
Don't go walking with your nose I'D
And a proud and lofty tread
That is apt to trip your toes up.
Don't you let IL swell your head.
II you've made a lot of money.
Hold yourself a trifie down.
Fortunes smile Is bright and sunny.
But she has been known to frown
People are disposed TO fiatter.
But don't swallow all that's said.
II you've prospered. that's no matter.
Don't you let IL swell your head.
Chicago Daily News.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1904-03-05
Now Tourist Sleeping Car Line to
California.

commencing December 9th, the
frisco System will inaugurate through
Pullman Tourist Sleeping Oar service
between Birmingham, Ala, and San
Francisco, California. Oars will leave
Burning ham at 1920 p. m, every Tues.
day, and will be routed via: the Frisco
System to Kansas City, Rock Island
System TO Pueblo. Denver and Rio
Grande and Rio Grande Western to
Ogden and Southern Pacific to San
Francisco
Requests for reservations should be
addressed to
w. T. SAUNDERS, General Agent,
Pass. Dept
Corner Pryor and Decatur SITS
Atlanta, Ga
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1904-03-05
Fish Farming I'm China.

The Chinese are great at fish farm.
ing, and one of their little lodges 70,
Matching young fish Is ingenious. TAX
ing fresh egg they SUCK the contents
through a tiny hole. and refill the egg
with the eggs Of the fish they want
to hatch. The hole Is then sealed VI
and the egg placed under q setting hen
In very few days the fish ova are SC
IA advanced that by breaking the shell
into moderately warm water the little
fish spring to life at once.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1904-03-05
GONZALES
The Greatest Clairvoyant s.
Fortune Teller the World
Has Ever Known.

Unites Separated. Brings back ths
one you Love, Helps Quickly all ia
Trouble
Removes Evil Influences, Cures Mys-
FERROUS Diseases, Gives Luck and Sus-
cess. Send Lock Of Hair, Date of Birtk
aud IL cents. Ask three questions ana
receive Horoscope and Lucky Birth
stone by mail. GONZALES, $50 Ber-
gen St., Brooklyn, New York.
tl-S-IS-Sm.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1904-03-05
The Chance.

No man is born too late
To turn his back to hate:
We may not all be great
Or rich or wise:
The chances may be few
For winning fame, but whs
Succeeds by gazing through
Ungrateful eyes?
Mankind has never had
Less cause for being sad
Nor more for being glad
Than We possess;
Ne er has the world before
Encouraged kindness more
Or had such gifts IN store
For cheerfulnesS.
Chicago Record-Herald.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1904-03-05
Az Nation of Inventorr.

Foreign Visitor-To what do you as
cribe the remark able inventive lnee-
nuity of Americans.
Host-Puritan mothers
81 do not understand"
"a boy with that kind of a mother has
got to cultivate his inventive faculties
if he is going to have any fun."-N. Y.
Weekly.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1904-03-05
The Truth Comes out.

Wife-You deliberately deceived ms
when you asked me to marry you.
= Husband-I did nothing of the sort
Wife-Yes. you did. You told me
that you were quite well off,
Husband-Yes, and so | was; but I
was foolish enough to imagine would
be better off with wife.-Cincinnau
Enquirer
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1904-03-05
The Feminine Wax-

Bimberly-Did you ever notice It?
Jimblecut-Did l ever notice what?
Bimberly-Fhe frankness with which
a 17-year-old girls refers to herself as an
old maid?-N. Y World.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1904-03-05
No Hod Carriers I'm Jnp.u

In Japan there are no hod-carriers
The mortar Is mixed In the street; one
.AMa zaaises Il vp Into balls oS about
SIX pounds ~eis4nS, which ne tosse.
up into the hands Of man who stands
upon a ladder about midway between
the ground and the roof, and be In
turn losses IL up into the hands Of the
man who stands upon the roof
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1904-03-05
Clear Proof.

Tess-Miss Yerner is over 80.
Jess-Of course; but how did You
hnd 1t out?
Tess-She and l were talking about
Miss Passay, whom we both knew to
be 81, and she spoke of her as a young
woman. Press.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1904-03-05
Appreciative.

do you believe that the American
people like TO be humbugged?"
mo. SIR" answered the sturdy pa
triot. but when they find any one smart
enough to do it they can't help takin' on
their hats to him '-Washington Star.
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Something Gained.

Inquirer-Does a fish diet strengthen
the brain?
Philosopher-Perhaps not; but going
fishing seems to invigorate the imagi-
nation.-N. Y. Weekly.
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A He Heard II.

When the Sunday school superintend-
emit read the closing words OF the Book
OF Job, And Job died, being old and full
OF days" he said to the children:
NOW, can anybody tell me the cause
OF Jobs death?"
And timid little boy on back seat
piped out:
He was fully dazed. siri"-N. Y.
Times
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A Broken arrangements.

They were uttering the tender nom
tense that succeeds the great question.
And" said the girl. bravely. "if pow
erty comes, we will tace it together"
"Ah. dearest" he repIied tho mer.
sight of your face would scare the wolf
away"
And ever since he has wondered why
she returned his ring.-Tit-Bts.