New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-06-10
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

Senator Quay ana 1EAeAus dCSOANAAh ~ AAAO
Kansas City Star" talking about young
man who was leading rather gay life. The SEN
ator insisted that the boy was all right at heart
"And 7 have no doubt" he added. that Tom will
pull up when he reaches the age OF discretion"
. Yes" reioined Mr.. Quay's friend. but what
would you call the age OF dscretion?
''As a rule" answered the Senator, Il should say
that a Young fellow has reached the age OF discre-
ton when he removes from his walls the pictures
OF actresses and Substitutes therefor portrait OF
his wealthy bachelor uncle
Mean Man-"By Nav Eddyi I'm glad my
wife thinks she believes In Christian Science
Why. has 1t any good points ,b.,s 90, - -,
away her health this suTnmar.'-CIoWn topics
MANY OF the railroads IN the South ara prone
TO giving passes indiscriminately. 70 that on
some OF tho smaller roads about all the prominent
people who live along the line are carried free
storekeepers aawmlu proprietors. polticians-in
fact almost every body who can aford 10 pay his
fare goes scot free. while tho negroes and poor
country folk pay the large fares eXacted the larger
OF course, for the roads loss on the deadheads
one Georgia railroad, however. according TO The
Boston Transcript" has set It's face against the
evil and has resorted TO Scripture to mako plain
It's position II has posted In tho two or three pas
senger cars that comprise its equipment the fol-
lowing notice;
This youi
Thou shalt not ass'-Numbers. III. Is
None shall ever pass.-Isaiah. xxxtv. TO-
Suffer not man TO pass.-Judges. I'll. o.
" The wicked shall no more pass. Nahum. 1. Is
This generation shall not pass'-Mark xii. 80
Though they roar. yet they cannot pass.'-Jere-
miah. V. %.
SO he paid the fare and went.'-Jonah. 1. g."
AS HOME FOLKS SEE THE GRADUATE.
When kindergarten days were DER,
Tas n9eksd asr hP Pms g gSTs, 70 hear
Her do well. THE little dearr'
The grammar school she conquered next;
She spoke OF glory dropped a tear
But still they cried. The little dearI'
And when-a high school graduate
She read an essay, "Womans Sphere"
Regardless OF her estate
Again they murmured. Little dear!
So, when to-day she makes her bid
Her folks 'S VIII M' say SehSE Hon 5eI we ii sSs ss
~ We knew she would. the little dearr
-Puck.
One portrait OF distinguished subject which
the late Professor Lenbach began he never fin
ished Tho sitter in this case was the Queen OF
Holland. who. taking umbrage at a suggested
change in her costume. sharply rebuked the artist
and ordered him TO paint her as she was. Where
upon the spirited artist replied: 'sYour majesty
command your own subjects. but am German
and he took his departure.
shay offisher." began the belated citizen, II
h hiS~a mt you out, shee me home You-ho-know
Let me See" unused tho policeman What's
the name Of your cOok?"-(Chicago News.
The wealth OF Russia In furs is being rapidly
Slapped. 1t IS reported that in a certain district
OF the Yenesei government where fifty years ago
hunters annually shot 5000 sable 5000 bears 1900
foxes 1900 blue foxes 10000 squirrels 5000 wolves
and 10000 hares. hardly a sable can be found
to-day. The blame is laid to the wanton destruc-
ton OF wild animals In the OF the hunting
expeditions. No steps to have been taken
TO put stop TO this.
AFTER THE WEEKEND PARTY.
Dear Heart this riding on a rail
When Love he goes a-eourting.
Were he in full reporting.
When trains are late. and station men
The cost is TecEoned there and then.
And queries stern propounded.
A miles mile-feel what one will;
One hundred cents-one dollar
No wealth OF love pay the bill
Or spotless save a collar.
Dirt-dust and grime-profanity--
Are griefs TO travelling mated.
Cupid incinderated.
But when aIl's told who wouldn't 60
one short. sweet Sundays bliss to known
-(Brooiiyn Life.
Senator Stone Of Missouri. tells story ilustra-
ting the differences OF pronunciation in different
parts of the country 1T is rotated" SAYS the
Senator that whom the first tide Of New-England
settlers began to drift to Kansas. Missourians
tied COW at each crossing OF the Missouri River.
II the enigrant said cow he was permitted 10
cross but II he pronounced 1t keow he told
10 return TO the East. because the natives We're
satisfied that he was evil minded abolitionist.
The Kansas people evsnsd up by tying bear on
their side OF the river. and II the emgrant said
bear he was given the right hand Of Fellowship
but IL ho pronounced II bar he was given an
hour to get back 10 Missouri because he was an
advocate OF slavery"
Kwoter-After ALL Truth Is stranger than
nctiou,' YOU know.
/ hewitt IL nv be stranger. but II isn't as sue
essafuI You never o. ID ~ truth sOng INTO Its
twentieth addition in So mv-lAs- -tEhiadeiphla