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Columbia courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1902-1905, 1904-11-18
Around the World In Fifty-four Days


In Worlds Work james Willis Sayre
tells how he went around the world
III 81 days, o hours and AZ minutes,
lowering the next previous record by
s days and 8 hours. He covered 49,
500 miles, and the trip cost $S19. He
used no special trains and made all
his own calculations for boats ard
trains. Mr.. Sayrc left Seattle for Yo-
ISohama on June &c. He then crossed
Siberia and Russia, visiting Moscow.
Thence the route continued by way Of
Berlin. He reached New York on Aug.
Is and was back in Seattle on Aug 10.
After the Bnby's Trade.
A gentleman who recently advertised
the birth Of daughter tells me tina.
he has received in consequence almost
enough stuff to stock general shop.
The outcome of his advertisement ir-
Gludes samples of dozen or more DIFF
terert foods and preparations Of milk,
5evc"al consignments Of different soaps,
amples of well known brands of tea
MI other well advertised goods not to
lenton specimen photographs from,
sIndry t'rns dc5igous Of depicting the
7aatures of the little stranger. He
iaentions that the only article that
would be really useful in his house
hold under the circumstances not re-
ccived up to the present date is babs
arriage.-London Truth.
Columbia courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1902-1905, 1904-11-18
lllEz6661l ZlgM&5
PRIMITIVE TREES.
IIry Rear the Kind of Apples Thai
Adam Used to Eat.

AOum tSeu u EN-.
Ore of the most curious apple or
chat Is in the world is undoubtedly
IA. at the Arnold arboretum, Harvard
lnversity's great tree museum near
..3oston. 1t bears only primitive apples,
the living representatives Of the an
cest,rs of the ordinary round, red ap-
pie with which every American is
aniliar, and there are some forty or
uc.c different varieties of these. They
grow on shrubs and small trees that
belong very far back in the past-so
Tar that some one of them Is undou1t.
lily very like the tree whose fruit
Drought discord into the garden of
den.
These primitive trees, most of which
e re originally from various coun-
ries of the old world, are grown a
be arboretum for purposes of scien
Tile study. They have, however,
very practical place in modern arbori
culture, a good example being the use
Il at has been made lately of specimen;
from the collection by the Canadilr
,ricultural experiment stations at o.
t,.wa and at Indian Head, far up ir
tie Northwest Territories, where tie
necessity for apple trees hardy enouSL
to withstand the rigors Of long, severe
winters has become very apparent
The ordinary varieties developed III
England, France and the United States
ire hopeless for such purposes, brt
fortunately the Siberian apples, with
tleir juicy little yellow and red fruit
which in many cases grow no bigger
tuan small BURBERRY, give everJ
promise of doing much better, and il
tnese the arboretum is particularly
rich.
The real Importance of these littir
Sjib ,rian apples as factor in the fruit
growing industry lies in their uses foi
grating. A farmer in the northwes t
or even Alaska, which is known to
have agricultural possibilities, can Sc
them out, wait until they are of goo6
size and then upon the original stock
graft almost any variety of fairly
hardy apple with reasonable assur'
ance of good crop of the larger, more
delicate fruit.
Columbia courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1902-1905, 1904-11-18

From what he supposed was a safe
distance the professor watched the
ante-election riot. A brick carelessly
thrown came in his direction.
Who would ever think" he moral
lied, retreating to n still safer distance,
chat the words polite and politics
como from the same root"
Fer the professor simply can't help
shedding information even in the most
uupropitious surroundings. - Chicago
Tribune.
Columbia courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1902-1905, 1904-11-18

In Holland bulb culture has been a
hereditary pursuit for three centuries,
aud until recently the importation 10
England was immense. Now even the
rarest varieties are grown in Great
Britain and especially in Ireland.
The experiment which was begun
eight years ago at Rush has proved en-
tirely successful, and both climate and
soil have been found almost perfect foi
this industry.
Columbia courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1902-1905, 1904-11-18

vt Rush, near Dublin, on land for
mlrl.5 used for potatoes, roots and bulb2
Of towering plants for which as high
as SGD each may be paid are raised.
,rhc craze for the new fashioned OLD
fashioned flowers is having one curious
re-. ulr. Holland has always been tie
center for this industry, but Great Brit
tail is rapidly wrestling the trade away
Columbia courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1902-1905, 1904-11-18

VI I'll wouId not he searched, and thai
PIC re sprans up before my brain like
tho ght from the brain of Jove. Il
,-a, he collar Of the spaniel. SeizinG
the deg, endeavored to pull it off. I'm.
Jos ill e. The train was entering III,
sra TO-. wished for knife TO cut thu
coli II, but, having none, l carried the
dog tc Il man Mt the other end of the
Tar be fore could borrow one. Ripping
Up he leather, there was my bracelet
Hbc tain had come to a stop. lookcd
{ II thu thief. She had gone.
NOEL WATERMAN.
Columbia courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1902-1905, 1904-11-18

81 shouldn't object to your accept.
ing him If thought you had given the
matter sufficient consideration"
But why do you think l haven't,
papa?"
because you haven't changed ycu
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-02-05
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---------
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coyery.

Don't read this advertisement II you
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IL YOU had something that was worth
a dollar would YOU give it freeP When
YOU read an advertisement where you
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We are not running q patent medi-
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never have and never will. The edu-
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perience. II is q 10th century pre-
duct one that will be more appreciated
the more IL is tried
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Rheumatism and debility flee before II,
The mighty force OF the turbulent wat
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One person writes: Why did not
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Another says; so simple 1t Is hardly
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From the far west comes the unso-
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Wallcott Christie. OF New York. the
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Weakness OF certain organs In respon
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The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-02-05

Sunday only
All trains make close connections at
Goble with all Northern Pacific trains
to and from the East and Sound points,
J. G. Mayo,
General Freight and Pass. Agent.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-02-05

Steamer Nahcotta leaves Astoria on
tide daily except Sunday for Ilwaco,
connecting there with trains for Long
Beach, Tioga and North Beach points.
Returning arrives at Astoria same
evening.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-02-05
Better Than Gold.

Il was troubled for several years with
chronic Indigestion and nervous debil
ity." writes F. G. Green, Of Lancaster
N. H. mo remedy helped me until
used Electric Bitters. which did me
more good than all the medicine / had
ever used. They have also kept my
wife in excellent health for years. She
says Electric bitters are Just splendid
for female troubles: that they are q
grand tonic and invigorator for weak
run-down women. No other medicin
can take its place in our family" Try
them. Only SO cents. Satisfaction
guaranteed by Charles Rogers.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-02-05
DEWEYS SUGGESTION STANDS
GOOD WITH THE HOUSE
Admiral Has Hearing With Com
mittee and His Ideas Are Fol-
lowed Out.

tee after a hearing granted Admiral
Dewey. 1t carried an aggregate APP
preparation of ss5.oooooo. The ships
authorized are one battleship, two ar
mored cruisers three scout cruisers
and two squadron colliers. An appro-
priation OF $500, 900, made last year for
two submarine boats, was reappro-
priated.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-02-05

New York. Feb. A long fight be-
tween the Sheldon reorganization COM
mittee iii the United States shipbuild-
ing affaeirs and the bondholderes pro-
tective committee was settled tonight.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-02-05
RADlUM RADiUM
RApIuM

Delight your friends. astonlsh rela-
tives, and make wonderful experiments
PHIDE OF Zinc activity 100000 mgr.
o.S00. 500. We give you this AS a pres
ent when you order Radios" This
alone Is worth several dollars OF any
man or womans money. Acts the same
as X-rays. Simply wonderful. Remem
bpr this Is a present.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-02-05

washington. Feb, &. - Admiral
Dewey's suggestion in favor of heavy
fighting ships for the navy prevailed
today with the house committee on
naval affairs over the recommendation
Of the general board submitted by Sec
retary Moody. The naval appropria-
tion bill was completed by the commit
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-02-05
LONG FIGHT ENDS IN
COMPANYTO BE FORMED

ut provides for a new company with a
capitalization of ssO,OOoOOO, half pre-
ferred and half common, Schwab to get
nine millions preferred and six millions
common. and the first mortgage bond
holders to get the remainder pro ratio.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-02-05
REPORTED THAT FLEET
LEAVES PORT ARTHUR

the outside fleet in order that they
might not be immured in the narrow
channel. The combined fleet was
stated TO have anchored outside the
harbor. The above dispatch would
seem to Indicate an important move
ment.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-02-05

New York, Feb. "A dispatch to
the Herald from Port Arthur by way
of Chefoo, under today's date, says the
Russian fleet has left Port Arthur. II
was reported yesterday from Port
Arthur that the Russian squadron
heretofore inside the harbor had Joined
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-02-05
UNABLE TO SLEEP AT NIGHT.

UNABLE TO SLEEP AT MIGHT.
Sidney, Ohio, August 20, 1909.
A few months ago was feeling weak
and run down and unable to get sleep "a
night. felt extremely bad, and also he'd
rheumatic pains in my joints and 7Aups
cles. The medicine I used gave me only
highly recommanded for such trog.
bles, began its use, and after taking 10
for some time was well pleased with the
result. II did away with the rheumatic
pains, gave pe refreshing sleep and
strength and energv. 1t IL good Thed1s
cine, without . doubt, and take pleas
ure IN endorsing IL.
r. r. D. Mol. 3. 3. BOU0HToHs
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-02-05
RHEUMATISM
MOT A SKIN DISEASE.

It is natural to rub the spot that hurts and when rheumatic
pains shooting through the joints and muscles and they
infamd and so the sufferer totn nmen and plaers
for re and while such treatment may quiet the pain temporarily
amount of rubbing sterng Rheumatism because it
is not skin disease but the blood and all through the system
and every time you exposed the conditions that caused
the first attack going to have another and Rheumatism
will last long the poison in the blood matter what
you apply externally Too much acid in the blood Of
rheumatism stomach troubles bad Digestion weak kidneys and
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-02-05
. DIRECT LINE

to Chicago and all points east: Louis
Vile. Memphis. New Orleans. and oil
points south.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-02-05
NORTHERN PACIFIC.
Time Card OF Trains

PORTLAND
Leaves Arrives
Puget Sound Limited.7:aS q m s:ts p IN
Kansas City-St. Louis
Special ......s...il:i0 O m e:tS D NJ
North Coast Limited $50 m 1:eo m
Tacoma and Seattle Night
Express ...........1l:t6 pm sos , N
Take Puget Sound Limited or North
Coast Limited for 0ray's Harbor paints
Take Puget Sound Limited for olym-
psa direct
Take Puget Sound Limited or Kan
sas City-St Louis Special for potnts
on South Bend branch.
Double daily train service on 0rays
Harbor branch.
Four trains daily between Portland,
Tacoma and Seattle
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-02-05

torpid liver are other causes
which bring on this painful dis
ease, because the blood becomes
tainted with the poisonous mat
ter which these organs fail to
carry out of the system. Ger
tain secret diseases will produce
Rheumatism, and of all forms
this is the most stubborn and
severe, for it seems to affect
every bone and muscle in the
body. The blood is the medium
BY which the poisous and acids
are carried through the system,
Rheumatism you have, it must b
can never get permanently rid o
bles S. S. S. has never been equa
and ruin the digestion like Pota
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1904-05-12

Bot. bic nidt lsidt gu bsiiessn ipus
rem.
0ie Samibie Giienbabn pirb nit
Silfe elmer nationalen Su6Ifription
bur6 Observation-Disclosures unb mebres
re 9ruppen tiirtii9el Sagsnieure erz
buut. Der Sberingenieur. Sr. Meibs
ner, 1T Elm 0euti9er, Der bereits felt
LANCER 3eit i'm 2anbe lppbnt. Gin
GROCER Sbeil bes rollenben Ulaterials
lit in 0euti6lan6 betsllt; unter anz
BERN finb bic 2otomotiben bon &rauB
in Miinden seliefert.
Der 8au Der Strede BON Saifa
na9 Ser>aa but i'm Sabre 1902 be-
gonnen, unb bic glrbeiten iinb bier
isbr flsibig ssfOrbsrt iporben; aud
auf bieier 2inie iinb mebrere beuti4e
Snsenieure tbdtig. bsrsn Gbsf Sr.
Weiler lit.
Ra6 @oIIenbuns Der Strede Bis
Metta pirb na9 einem f6on jebt ses
faBteu gntT9luB bic Sumibiebabn Bis
na9 Suna, Der Sauptftubt Der Pros
pin3 Semen, perlGngert iperbeu. Sn
b69itens einem Sabr5ebnt fpiro bic
2lIiatiI6e Siirtei elm 8dgbab s8ubnneB
beiiben, bas &onltantinppel nit benz
9eriiI9en Mserbuien iiber Suleb
(9lleppp) in 8erbinbuns ieBt; bds
gusbabipftem tpirb fiibpdrts iiber
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Sama unb Soms unmittelbaren Inz
i9lub an bas ipriI9sarabiI9e 8abns
neb seppnnen baben; bsHen gtiidgrat
bic Samioiebabn bilbet. Die 8erbins
bung BON Damascus nit Rorbfbrien
1T gum Sbeil bereits bis SOms fertigs
seltellt.
Die ipirtbI6aftlihe unb militdrii9e
@i9tigtsit bieIer beiben @iienbabn>
nebe, Die bas Sttomanii6e &ei9 in
gliisn BON einsm bis gum anberen @ns
be bur9trsussn, psrbient gang befons
bers 2lufmertiumteit; ibr 3uitunbes
tommen unb ibre pDllise 4usnubung
peroen bic Sauptgrunolage fir bic
Sebung unb bic Disberbelebung bieier
groben unb fru9tbaren 2Gnber bils
ben. limb idliebIid burf nidt unbes
riidii9tiet bleiben, buB Der ausbau
Der Samibiebubn nit ibrsn glb3ipeis
gungen mad bem MittellGnoiI9en uno
6em Rptben Meer elm peiterer S9ritt
lit Su Der @eripirtli9ung Der grunoios
fen Soee, ben bunteln Grbtbeil bonn
&ap ber iiber Qegpptsn bur6 8oroers
aien nit europa bur9 sinen ununters
bro6enen S4iensntpeg in @erbinbung
gu ieBen.
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@tsiuerne Gifenb ab n b r IL
de. 140 MeiIen ii blt4
BON . nastus.

fiibrune bieTes sroBartigsn llnterne9s
mems untsrItiiBt pirb ourh Ieinen
cb.nfo enersii4en pie unermiioIidsn
9irner, ieinen Slpeiten Setretdr unb
8ummerberrn SS3et Puidu, iuel6e-
untsr bem bOben prOtettorat ieines
Ssrru bic 2eitung unb 8erpalz
fIug fdmmtli9er Gei4Gfts uno glrbeis
ten fii9rt.
Die Samibi. GiIenbubn i'm SeSa
fbas beitebt aus Der Sauptlinie Sdz
ndgtus Mettu unb aug elmer Seiz
tenlinie, pel6e bic Sauptlinie nit oem
MittsllGnbiIden Meer tei Suifa perz
biuoet. Die SauptItrede Samastuz
Wleffd bat cine Gdnge bon un9efdhr
HOO Neiten uno folgt i'm Ga9emeinen
ber StruBe Der Yil9srtarupanen. bic
bon 9amustu iiber 0erau (0er'dD,
GlbaTu, Maan, Subut, Sdio Paidd,
SeOiia uno Weoina gsben, nm oann
natb Ulettu gu gelangen. Die Seitens
yinis lit cine 3peigbd9n, bic BON Ssrs
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1904-05-12
9as &aiiersJ Jrieari@s 9enfmaI
tiir Berlin.

Ods lsbt. Monumentalpert. bas
bic Meiiterbanb prof. Rubolf Mais
fons, bes fiirSlid bubinseihiebenen
Miin9ner 8ilbbauers. sefduffen bat,
lit bas aaifer Sriebri9 Denfmal
fir Berlin. @or mebrsren Sabrsn
f9on erbielt auf @uni9 Der periiOr'
ben.n 9aiierin 6rieori9, bic MuiIOns
berpprrusenoes Salient auf bieiem
9ebiste ertannt unb unter beFen bors
gelegtsn Orei Sti55en bes seplanten
9entmals cine geipdblt bate. bieIer
aiinitler bon feitsn Der Reihsrssie;
rung ben ebrenpollen @uftrag Slir
ausfiibruns zines ReitsrItanbbilbss
Saiier 5riebrids III. Seit Sabren
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1904-05-12

au9 ftanb bereits bas MpbelI bes
0enfmuls fertis in bes 8iinitlers
atelier brauben i'm 8ilIenpiertel @ern
BEL Wliin6en, aber Der Mufri6tung bes
Mpnuments itellten Iib in 9eitalt Der
plabfrase ollerlei Sinbsrniife in ben
Weg. 3uerit follte bas 8aiIeritdnos
Bib einen ieiner piirbisen Qufitels
lunesort bOr bsm Rsi9stassgebduoe
erbaIten, bis iih bann enbgiiltis Der
Magiitrat Der Hei9sbauptitdbt fir
einen folden Dor benz prG9tigen Reus
buu bes auiier Sriebrid MuIeums
entI9ieb. 9luf Der bortisen, Oa5u ses
eignet bergeri9tetsn Sniel ipirb nuns
mebr bas Rsiterftanbbilb vllns
feres SriB" iih srbeben. 0as DENT
nal 5eist ben perepisten Serrfder in
Der Uniform Der Masbe6urger Siirafz
iiere, ipie er in unssapungener unb
bod feiter SaItung Ieines Rofss 3ii>
gel nit beioen SGnbsn umfafeno, ben
Maridaasitub in Der Hsdtsn bdIt.
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9te Samioie>Giienb iut
Seoi9as.

9ie 2anbIduftsbilber aus benz fiibs
Dfli9en Sbrieu unb bem nOrOli9iten
She'll bes Sebi6as. bic mir bier pers
Dffentli9en, biirfen uuf reyes Sntereife
rednen bel alien bensn, bic on Der
ipirtbf6aftli9en Gntpidlung bes Sss
maniiden gReibes slntbsil nebmen.
DaSu tommt, boB bic @ebiete, uuf bic
mir bel bisIer 9eIesenheit bic 4ufs
merfIamteit lenten, in Der llrgeI9t9te
ber femitiiden 8Dlter @oroeraiiens
unb Der brei mpnotbeiItiIden Religios
men eine Roae eeipislt buben. Spres
den mir bier bod bon Sprien, pas
1ditind, bem @elobten 9anbe Der @briz
fen. Der Mobammsoaner unb oes iiis
biI9sn 8ol:es, unb bon benz Seos
I9as. iener pibtigen, unter Der Serrs
Ihuft bes @rObberrn in Stambul ites
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1904-05-12

~ II 9 Huu q y q u
benbsu 8iiitenproOins bes peItli9en
Mrabiens, fpel9e bic ebrpiiroigiten
Esilissn Stdttsn bss Sslums umfubt.
9iefe 2GnOer, bic 3eussn elmer um
SobrtauIenbe lsuriidreidenben 9es
thi9te setpeIen iinO unO sablrei4e
Spuren elmer urdlten Civilization auf>
fpei!eu, Iollsn in sinissu Sabren BON
Rprben mad Siiben bur9 cine @iienz
babu bur9quert perben, nm oas
fpirtbfdaftli9e 2eben bieier einit bliis
benben Sstritorien su entipideln, nsue
Ginuabmequellen gu erfGlieben uno
2ano uno 2eute nit bsm mooernen
Beltpertebr in 8erbinbung gu ieBen.
Die Gbre, bieIes sroBe Wert ins
2eben eerufen uno ihon gu etnem be-
trGdtlihen She'll bur6gefiibrt gu bd<
ben, 9ebiibrt benz nit groben S6arfa
blid begabten 8eberrI9er bes Osmaz
Hifhen Reid3s, benz bsrporrdgenoen
&uliFen Der Wiobammebaner, Sultan
9lbouI Sumib H., Der BEL Der gusz
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Steinerne Gifenba bn b liz
de BON 260 SUB 2Gnge
, nnb go SUB SObe, II
Meilenpon M uz
3erib (gR7erib.)

Ga on Der SauptIinie bis mad 6uifa
stbt; ibre 2Gnse betrGst 90 WlsileH.
Bor orei Sabren bat Der 8au Der 2is
ME ppn Damascus aus be9onnen, uno
btute pertsbren bic 3iise i9on Sipii6en
0iefsr Staot uno GlsbaiIa, oas 163
Wteilen BON Damascus entfernt lisgt.
Sie slrbeitsr limb bis 230 Wieilen forts
ecIbritten, unp i'm Q(uguIt bieIes Sab
res ipirb Waun erreicbt unb als6ann
bisIe Strede ebenfaus benz 9etrieb
iibtrgeben iperoen. Wlaan, oas an Der
@r;n5e Der @iiite liest, lit ungefGbr
70 Wtsilsn BON Golf BON 9(tba (9ttas
bo) bes Hot6en Meeres sntfernt. 8ps
Moon bsrfplgt bic 8abn bic Ri6tung
Der 8ura,ranenItrabe, an oeren Seite
iitb cine nsue SelsgrapbenIsitung bins
sie6t, ole Damascus nit Weoina psr=
binbet. OisIe 2eitung ipuroe Dor
Eaum orei Suhren ourG a.%arta ans
ter tem Commando bes Generals Su'
Bit YaI6a angslegt. Dem llnternebs
munesaeiit uno Der llnerI6rodsnbeit
bieTes berporragenben Sfficiers lit Is
su oanten, baB bic Siirtei isue Seles
grapbenlinie unlegsn tonnte, bic fur
bic ottpmdniId)e 9srpaltung BON
bOhIier 8i9tigteit lit, aber piele 10.
Tale unb territoriuls Sapieristeiten
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9erubisenb. Miann: SIT
bas 2eiben msiner 5rau idon tart
ausgebilbet, Ssrr Spttor9 ar3t:
Rein, aber fart einsebilret.
-@u6ein n Setertas. nWds
rum biIt Ou beute ni9t in Der Shule,
aarl2 SIT benn elm Ssiertag9" =
.Sa, S9peIterfen bat bic Wtaiern!"
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felbe arapatte.

Ra@e. 8irtb gum &eGner):
@as bat bas pGr9sn. bas in Der
buntlen Gde fibt, bis ieBt per5ebrt?
8ellner: Den sanSeu Ru6mittug Slpei
SuFen Saffss! Wirth: Wlebr niat2
- Stedeu Sic NAL eleih cine 9oss
fannie in Der Gde an!
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1904-05-12

= S9ner uusfiibrbdr.
Ghef gum 9tngeiteGIten): @eitern mar
elm Stelleiu9enber bier, ber fi9 UNI
9lrbeit beporben bat; baben Sic ii4
feline 9lbrefe notirt9 9lngeitelter:
9eipiB, i9 babe iie aber perlest unb
fann iie niht nisbsrfinosn. gbef:
Ia, ba i9reiben Sic benz Mann, er
ioG feline .gtbrsFe no9muls sinienOen.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1904-05-12

Gin gutes ainb. 2ebrer:
Gs tbut mir psb, SriBden, oaB i4
Did pieoer I9lagen muB. 5riB6en:
sbut's Sbnsn lpirtli6 peb, Serr
2ebrsr9 9ebrer: Mebr uls Su oentit,
9u unartiger Sunee. 5ribden; gla,
bann bauen sic man 5u!
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1904-05-12

-Grfennunss3et4en n. Gpms
mercienratb: @ie, sic baltsn I'M bic
Sano meiner So9ter an9 Sic tenz
nen Iie ia gar nidt. Baron (per ben
binter benz gommercienratb itebenben
@jeloI9rant aniiebD: 3, 9err Goms
mercienratb. i9 tunn mir gang gut elm
Bib BON ibr MAIDEN, tuenn i9 Sic ars
iebe!
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1904-05-12

-9ie Sausfrau. Gr Gin Der
3eituns leienb): Sin 9elebrter bat
feItgeitellt, buB bic Some in II Mit'
lionen Subren uufboren tptro, 2i9t
unb WGrme gu ipenbsn. Sic: gu, ba
iperbsn bic Soblen unb oas petroleum
I6Dn tbeuer iperoenl
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1904-05-12

= pie bsf sf9eibene Srage.
6anOtpertsburi6e lin Der offeneu
Sbiir itebenb): Sin armer ReiIeuoer
bittet I'm cine tIeine llnterftiiBuns.
Sausfrau (bas 5eniter pubenb): I'm
Simmelspillen, bieie 3ugluft, MAIDEN
Sic bod bic Sbiir gu. Sanbpertss
buri9e: Bon innen pber BON uuBen,
Mabdm9
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1904-05-12

: Si9sres Mittsl. Ssrr:
9(a. Serr 9ottor, meine 6rau bat
pl0bli6 bic Spra6e berloren, iie tann
fein @prt Iprehen. Sottor: Sommsn
Sic mai Rahts um Sfpei llhr nodb
SauIe; pieasi9t bstommt iie Iie bann
pieoer