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The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-01-31

quality, but I'll be blamed if you kin
fool the niggers.
A Blake kin hate twice as long as a
man kin love.
Cats are just like gals, anyway-they
aren't never happy unless they are
eternally gallyvantin'.
I've passed the time of life when a
man begins a habit merely for the
sake of its being a habit.
He's the sort. that looks as if God
Almighty had put the f1nishin' touches
and forgot to make the man.
Trouble may be born of a woman, but
it generally manages to take the shape
of the man.
The only way to be sartin you're fol-
lowin' yO' duty in the world is to find
out the things you hate worst to do
an then do it with all yo' might.
Virtues a slippery thing, an if you
don't get a good grip on it an watch
it with q mighty stern eye, it's precious
apt to wiggle through yo' fingers.
Money is a mighty good thing, but
you can't put it in the blood, like you
kin meanness.
A mans table maners are part of
his morality.
Since the Garden of Eden, men have
taken a good deal mo- pleasure in
layin' blame on thar wives than in lay
in blame on the devil.
A Aain truth is better than a pretty
lie
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-01-31
LITTLE OF EVERYTHING
IN VETERANS Benefit.

Amateurs Working Hard for Per-
Torrance at Theater on Feb. IL.
The lovers of music and merriment
will be given a treat on Feb. II, when
the benefit performance for the Con-
federate Veterans will be given, matt
nee and night. The participants in the
performance are all among the best
known of those who have participated
in similar performances in the past.
With several more improvements and
additions, the company is composed of
the same young men who took part in
the Oglethorpe Light Infantry's min
strels last year.
Most of the fun will be made by those
two inimitable comedians, Deitz Clarke
and Clarence Connerat. Mr.. Clarke
will present a speciality. entitled Par
son Johnson's Chicken Brigade"
which Will be the best thing he has
ever put on in Savannah. He will be
assisted in this by Everett and Futch,
both of whom are well known 70 the
public. Clarence Connerat will be as
sisted in his speciality by Harris Cope.
attired as a little pickaninny lady.
A new one on the local boards will
be +. A. kuper. lie impersona ton
Of the Hebrew character at the rehears-
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-01-31

ais Of the company has kept the men
laughing. The part is not new to him;
he has done the turn before, in Boston.
His sketch, entitled "A Bunch of He
brew Nonsense" is going to be one OF
the hits Of the show. Local hits and
roasts on people you know viii be
served in style. A monologue to be
put on by Neyle Colquitt, will be fea-
ture. One of the prettiest numbers in
the productions will be the Dina Jones
Double Quartette" number. which is
being trained by Eddie Thomson.
Schley Westcott will introduce some
unique trick bicycle riding stunts, and
Joe Beatty will put on a contortionlst
number. Reginald Futch will put on
one of his inimitable song and dance
stunts, and Charlie Seamans will intro
duce few terpsichorean improyiza-
lions, all his own. Little Smallheiser,
the midget merrymaker, will do spe-
cialty.
The specialties will conclude with a
fifteen minute skit, entitled Against
Public Policy" in which all of the
members of the company will partici-
pate. In this skit the scene will be
d real live Savannah policy shop.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-01-31
COMING PLAYS

"A Friend of the Family" will be seen
here shortly. The comedy comes with
a record of over 215 nights at the Elite
play house of Berlin, Germany, the
Court Theater, and after it's present
Western tour of the larger cities, end
ing in San Francisco, it jumps back
across the continent and opens an ex-
tended engagement at the Garrick
Theater, New York city,
king Dodo" ran for twelve months
at the Studebaker Theater in Chicago.
Days Theater in New York and the
fremont Theater in Boston. 1t was
written by Messrs. Pixley q Luders.
The music is bright and catchy and the
cast is headed by Richard Golden. The
most popular of the songs are THE
Tale of Bundle Bee" and the top
zeal song, full of local hits, called
Look in the Book and See" king
Dodo" will be in Savannah shortly.
Billy Kersands, the king of colored
comedians, and his big minstrel COM
pany will be in Savannah on Wednes-
day, Feb. TO- matinee and night. The
entire balcony will be reserved for col
ored people.
Among the musical attractions book
ed by Manager Seeskind for an early
date are "Florodora," King Dodo. !"
THE Storks.' THE Chaperons" and
The Wizard of o."
Ezra Kendall will be seen shortly in
his new play, The Vinegar Buyer"
Harry Beresford, who made a hit in
-
son, has secured a return engagement
and will be seen Saturday matinee and
night March 10.
Helen GRAVITY will be seen at an
early date. in Viola's Aliens produc-
ton, I'm the Palace Of the King"
Manager Seeskind has booked Zig
Tag Alley" for an early date.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-01-31
from Show Girl to Opera Star.


Miss Mabel Carrier, who assumes
the role of Dorothy Hardtack in 1.-THE
Runaways," has broken all show rec
ords for rapid advancement.
Nine months ago Miss Carrier made
her debut as a bridesmaid in "A Chin
csc Honeymoon" Her stock in trade
consisted of a pretty face, a graceful
figure, a voice of some sweetness, but
little cultivation. and unbounded am
hition.
Once settled in her role of show girl
Miss Carrier secured teachers in voice
culture, French and dancing. 1t was
all work and no play until THE Run
aways' replaced the successful Chin
csc extravaganza at the Casino, and
Miss Carrier reaDed her first reward
in the role of Jeanette Darling, a
mere bit.
When Miss Lords illness forced her
to resign the role OF Dorothy it was
given to Miss Carrier. who had been
Miss Lords understudy She made
hit in the part. Miss Carrier comes
from Detroit. and was sent by her
parents to study in New York. When
she decided to go on the stage her
mother went to New York. and has
acted as her chaperon ever since. The
new prima donna is only nineteen
years of age, and has a brilliant fu-
ture.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-01-31

acteristics of THE Runaways" as a
spectacle.
The book is by Addison Burkhardt
and the score by Raymond HubbelI,
and the whole production made under
the supervision of Gerard Coventry.
The comedy element has been well
looked after. One of the funniest fea-
lures Of the production being a big
rooster which does a character dance
in the middle of the performance In
support of Mr.. Dunn will be num-
Der of players of merit including
Charles Dox, Joseph Carey, AL Car
land.
The love story of the play is inter-
preted by Mr.. j. c. Henderson and
Miss Helen Lord. while what might
be termed Flowed mixed with COM
edy" is portrayed by Mr.. Meehan and
Miss Mabel Carrier. The D'Arville
sisters do an acrobatic dance. The
eight wives of his majesty, King Gou-
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-01-31
LOCAL PERSONAL.

Mrs. ]. Lawton HERS left on Friday
for Omaha, Neb., where she will spend
several weeks visiting her parents.
DR.. F. E. Wilder of Hilton Head,
S. c., is in the city visiting friends.
DR.. Wilder has recently recovered from
a severe illness.
Miss Mamie A. Beckett, daughter of
Mr.. and Mrs. Harry I. Beckett, will
leave during the week for New Or
leans, where she will be the guest of
Mrs. c. H. Ellis during the Mardi
Gras.
The first annual ball given by the
Merry Makers Social Club on Monday
night was a success in every way.
Mrs. Frank Naylor received the ladies'
prize and Mr.. Preston Everett was
awarded the prize for the most grace
full gentleman dancer.
Mrs. A. H. Lodge entertained Olive
Branch, Ladies Auxiliary to the
Brotherhood of Locomotive Engineers,
at her home in Collinsville Tuesday
evening. The parlors were decorated
with ferns and potted plants. There
was a guessing contest and Mr.. j.
Sullivan won the prize. Music was
furnished by Mr.. Myers and Mr.. Chas.
Sickles: refreshments were served.
Among those present, were: Mr.. and
Mrs. T. Ballard, Mr. and Mrs. w. 7.
Cottrell. Mr.. and Mrs. T. d. Clark,
Mr.. and Mrs. w. r. Ewing. Mr.. and
Mrs. F. Goolsby, Mr.. and Mrs. ]. o.
Mason, Mr.. and Mrs. w. ]. Moore,
Mr.. and Mrs. j. C. Harms, Mrs. E. S.
PIERCE, Mrs. A. ]. Robertson, Mrs.
S. S. Griffith, Mrs. ]. F.. Wilson. Mrs.
A. Roach. Mrs. A. S. Radford, Mrs.
w. Urquhart, Mrs. S. Stanley, Miss NJ.
Stanley, Miss e. G.. Lodge, Miss Ada
Stanley, Miss Annie Zittrouer, Miss Nj.
Myers. Mr.. c. Barnwell, Mr.. w. Fo-
garty, Mr.. A. H. Lodge, Mr.. c. Brette,
Mr.. 7. Brette of Pennsylvania, DIR. J.
A. Stothart, Mr.. George Stanley, Mr..
j. Murrell, Mr.. Levy Myers, Mr.. Chas.
Sickles, Mr.. j. Sullivan, Misses Pauline
Griffith, Marie Robertson. Myrtle Will
son and Alberta Lodge, Masters Gus
sic Robertson. Kelley Stanley, Albert
H. Lodge, Jr., and several others.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-01-31
WILL GIVE A MUSICALE.
Interesting Programme Arranged
for Wednesday Night.

Interesting Programme Arranged
for Wednesday Night.
Under the auspices of st. Pauls
Episcopal Church. a musicale will be
given at the Lawton Memorial on
Wednesday evening. The musicale will
begin at $50 o'clock. The following
interesting programme has been ar
ranged:
Selections by the Teasdale Mandolin
Club.
Vocal solo, selected, Mr.. John S.
Banks.
Piano solo, selected, Miss Bette
Gnosspelius.
Vocal solo, angels Serenade," Miss
May Woodbury..
Violin obligato, Mr.. c. S. Connerat.
Selection, "Hagar, the Egyptian
Bonds Woman" Mrs. Claudia Hazen
White.
Vocal solo, "Toreador Song from
Carmen" Mr.. F. II. Upper.
Piano duet, Lustspiel Overture,
Misses Gould and Gnosspelius.
Vocal solo, selected, Miss Eleanor
Allan.
quartet, Good Night" Misses
Woodbury. and Allan, Messrs. Banks
and Upper. Accompanist, Miss Bette
GnOsspeliuS.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-01-31

as an opposition attraction to Mary
Mannering in "Harriet's Honeymoon"
Mr.. Hackett's engagement for a week
al the West End Theater will consti-
tute the New York premier of this
production-a rather unusual circum-
stance, considering that Mr.. Hackett
is essentially a Broadway actor. How
ever, he feels taat he has had his
Broadway fling this season-or enough
of it-aDG so will insist that the crit
les on Feb. next travel up to Har-
lem and view his latest Offering
Miss Mannering's engagement will be
played at the Harlem Opera House.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-01-31
BOOKS
AND
READING.

THE New Thought Simplified." By
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his writings widely regarded as stand
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book is especially clear. AS an I'M
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Bible, Christian Science. hygiene, mod
ern reforms, etc. In an appendix, les
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given which well may be termed men
tai and spiritual gymnastics. Its style
is graceful and popular, and the ad-
vance demand already indicates a very
large circulation in this and other coun-
tries.
Elementary German for Sight
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of subject matter arranged progress
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steps in the Expansion of Our Ter
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the complete chain of circumstances
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Humor philosophy. from 1.-THE Deliv-
erance." BY Ellen Glasgow.
You kin fool the quality about the
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-01-31
INJURED BY EXPLOSION
OF EMERY WHEEL

Mr.. B. D. Fuller, who is employed at
Aimar's mill, met with a painful acct
dent yesterday while engaged in grind
ing a knife on an emery wheel. The
wheel exploded and a piece struck Mr..
Fuller on the forehead and nose, in
flicting an ugly wound. DR.. w. B.
Orear was called in and dressed the
wound
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-01-31
Brady VIII Have Charge.

Following the Ada Rehan-Otis Skin
ner Company at the Lyric Theater, in
New York, Mr.. William A. Brady will
be in charge of affairs back of the foot
lights for an indefinite period with the
latest and biggest success THE Pit"
Mr.. Brady has gone ahead with his
customary disregard of expense and
made a production remarkable both
for accuracy and lavishness. In adj
dition to this he has surrounded his
talented star, Mr.. Wilton Lackye with
company of unusual size and play
ing ability,
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-01-31
sgThe RunaMnNs.o

An elaborate spectacle is promised
when Shubert, Nixon & Zimmerman
musical extravaganza, THE Run
aways," Tuesday night. with Arthur
Dunn in the leading role, will be seen
for the first time in Savannah. Law
ish expenditure on the costumes and
scenery and an unusual assortment of
pretty girls are the two main char
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-01-31

acts by the Rumbley sisters, Edmond
Dupont, Joe Vance, May Allen, Bonner
Vance and Ed. Lawrence. There will
be a change of specialties at every
performance. On the opening night a
lady will be admitted free with every
paid SOC ticket reserved before
n,nlnnlE
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-01-31
"Trust" Has Fatal Defect.

A Philadelphia paper says: "A the
atrical trust has one fatal defect; the
playgoer is not forced to buy. Monopo-
lies in meat, bread, steel, nails leath-
er and other necessary commodities can
force a consumer to buy at such prices
as the projectors of the enterprise may
dictate. Here is an explanation of the
commercial side of the problem which
gains in weight from recent events"
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-01-31

A splendid example of the actors
courage and fortitude was given by
George Osbourne, who appeared at the
Alcazar.N San Francisco, a few hours
after being advised of the sudden
death of his son, the young leading man
with Charles Richman in Captain
Darlington" There was no one to re-
place Mr.. Osbourne in 1.-THE Moth and
the Flame" and he felt it his duty to
appear.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-01-31
cARIR-PETERsoN WEDDING.

Rev. DR.. ]. d. Jordon, pastor Of the
First Baptist Church, united in mar
rage at O'Clock last night Mr.. Mar
ion F. Peterson of Savannah and Miss
Frances CARR of Norfolk. The cere-
money was performed at No. 500 Con-
gress street, east, where Mr.. and Mrs.
Peterson will make their home.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-01-31

The Visitor-"It's heartrending to
hear your baby. He has been crying
for the last hour" The New Mother
-"Oh. yes. But it's a strictly scien-
tific, hygienic. lung expansive and nom
misunderstanding cry. Life.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-01-31

Ada Rehan is considering an offer
from Henry Irving to join him in a Sc
ries of old comedies next season in
England. The comedies may be Much
Ado About Nothing" Twelfth Night, -
The Tanning of the Shrew" and THE
Merchant of Venice"
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-01-31

Sam S. Shubert, Nixon and thinner
mans original Casino, "A Chinese
Honeymoon" Company with Katie
Barry still heading the big cast will
play in and around New York for the
remainder of the season. Monday they
begin a fortnight's engagement at the
Grand Opera House, then go to Brook
Ign and later will play for month
at the Academy of Music.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-01-31
CITY BREVITIES.

Rev. N. Cornick of New York will lee
ture at the synagogue B. b. Jacob at
Montgomery and State streets, at 8
o'clock this afternoon on "Zionism."
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-01-31
HACKETT'S MARITAL TIES
WON'T STOP BUSINESS,

He viii Open in HAYDEN as OppO-
sitiOn to Mary MannerinG.
James K. Hackett does not intend
that a trifling matter like matrimony
shall conflict with his business plans.
He has booked his new production,
1.-The Crown Prince" up in Harlem
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-01-31
Lorimer ms Shepherd Boy.

Arrangements have been completed,
and contracts have been signed by
Klaw & Erlanger and Wright Lori
mer's representative for Mr.. Lorimer
to make his first appearance in New
York in his own production of THE
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-01-31

The Ferguson Stock Company will
be the attraction all of this week. with
matinees Wednesday and Saturday, ex
cept Tuesday night, when THE Run
aways" will be seen for the first time
in Savannah.
Tomorrow night the Ferguson Stock
Company will present the comedy
drama Down on the Farm" Special
ties will be introduced between the
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-01-31
POPULAR PLAYERS
- AND a.
THINGS THEATRICAL

Shepherd King" This new romantic
DRAM in which Mr.. Lorimer will be
seen Rs David, the shepherd boy, goes
into the New York Theater, New York,
for "a run, the exact date to be an
nounced later.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-01-31

Miss Julia Sanderson, the 16-year-old
Philadelphia beauty, who went on the
New York Casino stage at almost
moments notice and played the star
role in "Winsome Winnie" without
missing a word. during the illness of
Miss Paula Edwards. has been pro-
NOTED by Manager Shubert to play
Adele Ritche's role of Mrs. Pine
apple in "A Chinese Honeymoon"
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-01-31

A metallic casket, believed to con-
tain Charles Coghlan's remains. was
discovered eighteen miles from Calves
ton. 1t was found on the mainland by
]. C. Nixon, a hunter in an unfre-
quented spot which he was beating up
for game. Mr.. Coghlan died in Nov.
1899. The casket was washed out of the
cemetery in Galveston in the flood of
Sept. 8, 1900, and has been missing ever
since.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-01-31

The popularity of ]. NJ. Barrie's play
Little Mary" in London has caused
an indefinite postponement of plans for
Grace Georges presentation of Pretty
Peggy at Wyndhams Theater.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-01-31
REPERTOIRE PLAYS
NEARLY ALL THE WEEK
1.-THE RUnaWays" Will Take Their Place Tues
day Night.

Monday Night-'DOwn on the
Farm"
Tuesday Night-"The Runaway"
Wednesday Matinee - 'Tn Ari-
xOna."
Wednesday NiEht-"The Gambler
and the Lady"
Thursday Night-'In sunny Ten
nessee."
Friday NiGht-"He Couldn't Mar
ry Three"
Saturday Matinee-"That Awful
Bad Boy"
Saturday NiGht-"Dangers of n
Great city"
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-01-31
TOM CARRUTHERS HANGED.
Paid the Death Penalty Mt AbbeviIIe
for H. l.. Byrd's Murder.

Abbeville, Ca, Jan. 3O.-Tom Car
ruthers, colored, was hanged to-day
for the murder of H. L. Byrd, a plan
tation superintendent.
Byrd was shot by Carruthers on the
formers plantation six miles north of
Rochelle, June Is.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-01-31
ADJUSTMENTS.
MUSICALE.
WTON ME MORTAL.

WEDNESDAY EVENING,
February, 3 1904. $3.50 P. Nj.
Admission 25c.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-01-31

Prof. n. S. Shaler will probably
return from his travels in the Med'ter-
ranean basin in time for the Harvard
commencement. His plans incluue
voyage up the Nile to inspect the paI
rage works and the present condIllon
at Philae, and also a visit in NreecSS
to see, with his own eyes, the spoll Va
the recent Cretan explorations.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-01-31

Vests Minstrels. annual visitors to
Savannah, gave yesterday two enter
tanning performances that in several
points, surpassed the production of last
year. A number of the same comedians
were in the company. and amusing
work was done by Billy Clark, Fred
Huber and John King. There was
lack of freshness about the jokes in the
first mart, and "The Prince of SIAM"
which opened the second part, was
given here last season.
Some excellent limitations of birds,
animals and machinery We're given by J.
A. Probst, who was billed as the "Hu-
man .Songbird." and proved his claim
to the title by his remarkable mimicry
of the calls of familiar birds. Some
marvellous bicycle riding and juggling
on the slack rope were done by Kar-
tell. These We're the only specialues
in the olio, the production closing with
an elaborate travesty of the Wizard
of o."
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-01-31

Bona fide stock brokers clerks are to
be employed in the produce exchange
scene of The PITT when Wilton Lack
aye produces the play in New York.
William A. Brady found that he was
able to engage these men for night per-
formances, and that it greatly simpli-
fed the task of rehearsing the big mob
used in the situation.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-01-31
Nein and the Bell sanatorium.

To James Neill is due the credit of
giving the first performance each sea-
son for the benefit of the Bell Sanator-
ium for consumptive actors and ac-
tresses. Last year he gave benefit
in Los Angeles, and on Christmas aft
ernoon he and his company gave an
other benefit for the same worthy cause
in Honolulu, under the auspices of the
Honolulu B. P. o. Elks.
Mr.. Neill has also signified his inten-
ton of furnishing a room in the sana-
forum, which will be known as the
James Neill Room.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-01-31

lash the Second, the ten comic opera
queens, the eight daisies make up the
show girls. Among the songs which
are now being whistled as a result of
THE Runaways" are Forever and a
Day." The Maiden and the Jay,
Pretty Maid Adelaide" and "A Kiss
for Each Day in the Week"
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-01-31
The Maids of the Merry-Merry.

Peter F. Daley will probably be
put under bonds not to crack any off
stage jokes during the Weberfieds' in
vasion of the Pacific coast. In the
preparations made for the long jour
ney it looks as if every chorus girl
has put in an application to carry with
her a colored maid. These numerous
Ethiopian adjuncts to the dressing room
have aroused a fear that some MEM
bers of the company will be crowded
out of the cars. and forced to ride on
the bumpers.
Those girls think they are funny"
said Lew Fields. II guess some of
these maids themselves will bring along
personal maids to wait on them"
The chorus girls" said Daley, "are
as funny as the Sunday newspaper"
Where's the resemblance" asked
the unsuspecting Lew.
why. each one has a colored sup
plement!" said Daley.