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Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1904-10-12

The worm that is trodden on may
believe that one good turn deserves
another.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1904-10-12

A mans idea of personal liberty Is
his ability to butt into the affairs of
his peighbor.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1904-10-12

Salt rubbed on the black spots or
dishes will remove them.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1904-10-12

''Dyspepsin Tornented Mo for Years. DR..
David kenhedyu Fayorite Rentdy cured me- MIS- O.
g. Dougherty hillvine, N D. pfed over - years lioo
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1904-10-12

Spite OF all de bright sunshine In
dis worl', some mems will go roun'
huntin' for happiness wild q candle.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1904-10-12

The summer girls ambition is 10
own free pass to soda water foun
tain.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1904-10-12

All we can do is to learn how to do
our work, to be masters of our mate
rails instead Of servants, and never to
be afraid of anything,
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1904-10-12

Dickey's Old Reliabid Eye-watcr cures
sore or weak eyes. DON hurt. Feels good.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1904-10-12

The pessimist may have hopes, but
he never expects them to be realized.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1904-10-12

Some men get heat prostration ow-
ing to their energy in lodging work.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1904-10-12
80 cnnd Adulne.

II am often asked by friends what
to do for skin troubles such as Ecze-
ma, Ringworm and similar Affections.
always recommend Hunts cure l
consider it the surest remedy for Itch
ing troubles of any character there is
made"
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1904-10-12

A woman has simply got to love
something, even If It is only man.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1904-10-12

MocANE's DETECTIVE AGENCY,
Houston. Texas, operates tho largest force
OF competent detectives In the South.
Glse them call.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1904-10-12

Murine Eye Remedy cures sore eyes,
makes weak eyes strong, All druggists, SOC.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1904-10-12

The girl who boasts that she has
never been kissed can eat all the on
ions she wants.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1904-10-12
There is None.

"There may be a better remedy for
cuts, burns, sprains, etc, than Hunts
Lightning Oil, but II so | have failed
to find It. Used as directed it is GER
tainly very fine for catarrh also"
R.V. MORRIS,
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1904-10-12

MRS. ). l. HIGHTOWER,
Palmetto, La.
soc per box
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1904-10-12

26 and soc bottles.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1904-12-22
IMPERsoNATEs BROTHER.
Son will Try to Hide Brothers Death
from Blind Mother During
Her Last Days.

II love and filial devotion can serve.
Mrs. Katherine Kelly. of Philadelphia,
who is blind, will end her days in igno-
rance of the fact that her Oldest son,
Lawrence, is dead.
: To prevent knowledge Of his demise
from reaching the mother. who is W
years old, another son has undertaken
the task of impersonating his brother
SO long as she shall live.
Kelly was buried the other day from
the home of his sister. When Lawrence
did not return home as usual one even.
ing his mother became restless and fire.
quently asked what was OBTAINING him
Finally Michael Kelly, one Of the tive
surviving sons, stepped into the breach
His voice is very like that Of hi
brother
Here l am, mother" said Michael
acting as though he had just enteret
the house. Il was delayed"
The answer satisfied Mrs. Kelly, VIII
felt for Michael's hand and patted
softly. Then she fell asleep.
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HEAT OF SUN ELECTRICAL.
Portuguese Priest, After Experiment
ing, Announces Great Things
About Old SOILS Warmth.

Father M. A. @. Himalays, the Por-
tuguese priest who invented the pyrhel-
iophore. or sun motor. recently issued
a bulletin in st. Louis giving the re-
suits of his experiments with the
curious machine at the worlds fair.
Most important of these is the dis
covery Father Himalaya claims to have
made that the heat of the sun is purely
electrical. The bulletin reads In part:
"Prof. Himalaya finds that the heat
of the sun is not produced by impact
of the aerolites on the solar masses nor
by contraction of the so-called solar
nebulae nor by oxidation nor chemical
reaction nor by radio activity. He
has discovered that solar radiation is
not the result of unceasing and pow.
erful electrical discharges In the solar
atmosphere which is the hottest zone
of that heavenly body.
"He hopes to complete the'scale oi
high temperature started at the ebulli
tion of carbon or magnesia In the elec
trical arc and reach really what HI
calls the supreme degree the highesI
degree of temperature physically pos
sibie.
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IRON CELLAR no oARRET.
Odds and Ends Of Information In
tended for the Aid Of the
Housewife.

The little soft cotton dish mops make
excellent busters.
Blood stains on silk gown can be
removed by cold strong borax water.
A faded cotton dress can be made
white by boiling in cream Of tartar
water.
A little soap mixed with stove black
ing will produce better and more last
ing luster than without.
The wax from dripping candles can
be removed from table linen by gener-
Gus application of alcohol.
The smart woman saves time and pa
thence by keeping shoe horn with the
children's rubbers to make their dom
ming easy.
Cold rain water and soap will remove
machine grease. To remove peach
stains soak fabric in spirits Of camphor
before wetting.
II stovepipes are bell rubbed with
lard and tied in several thicknesses OF
newspapers, they can be safely stored
without fear of rust.
II non-rust hairpins are used to fas-
ten them down, curtains can be as NICE
ly dried on a good thick grass plot as
in regular stretchers.
/ Grass stains on linen should be soaked
for a few moments in kerosene, then
washed in very hot water with gener-
Gus supply Of soap.
Alum. the size of hickory nut, dis
solved in pint of starch, will brighten
the color in muslins, ginghams and cali
Goes after washing.
: After table silver has been polished,
II laid away, 1t will keep bright for a
year in a paper box well covered with
-four that has been thoroughly dried.
The fastidious girl secures number
OF wide pasteboard ribbon roles from
the dry goods store and keeps her neck
and belt ribbons smoothly rolled over
them.
/ Medicine can easily be administered
! to a cat by mixing 1t with lard and rub
bing 1t on the forelegs near the shoul'
ders, where 1t can be licked but moi
rolled of.
Clean enameled shoes with sweet milk
after all dust and dirt have been re.
moved. allowing the milk to remain or
for a minute, then wiping with soft
dry cloth.
Several thicknesses of newspapers
laid between the bed springs and mat
tress are equal in warmth to another
mattress Laid between the blankets
and quilt, they equal an extra blanket
Photographs can be nicely cleaned
with soft cloth moistened with luke
warm water to which little ammoni;
has been added. Use very lightly ant
Immediately wipe the picture with
soft dry cloth.
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QUEER MIXUP IN MARRIAGE
Englishman Weds Married Woman,
Leaves Her, Takes Daughter for
Wife and Is Sued.

An amazing story of the matrimonial
adventures of a military telegraphist
named George Knight was told to the
Aldershot county, England, court judge
recently.
Twenty-Five years ago Mrs. A. g. Fitz-
gerald returned to England from India
with her two children, and, believing
herself to be widow, shortly afterward
married Knight.
For years they lived together, the only
trouble of their married life being the
mysterious disappearance of the wom-
ans daughter by her first marriage.
A year or two ago knight, 1t was
stated, discovered by means Of an ad-
vertisement that the woman's first hus-
band was alive when he married her. BY
the same means he also discovered the
whereabouts of the missing daughter
The daughter was reunited to the fam
lily, but a few weeks afterward Knight
induced Mrs. Fitzgerald to sign sepa-
ration agreement by which he was to
make her weekly allowance.
Then he left her, taking with him the
daughter. Mrs. Fitzgerald recently dis
covered that Knight had been married
to the daughter, and that they had one
child.
She thereupon brought an action
against him for the recovery Of 91O due
under the deed of separation.
In the agreement Mrs. Fitzgerald said
there was a clause that II she interfered
with Knight the allowance would cease
but all she had done was to go to her
daughter and induce her to come back.
The judge characterized Knights ac-
| ton as the most disgraceful thing man
could do, and told him that that court al
least would do nothing to prevent Mrs
Fitzgerald from molesting him. He gave
judgment for Mrs. Fitzgerald for the
full amount, with costs,
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THE NEMS-HERALD HiIlsboro, Ohio.
SICILY.
December 10, 1904

Mr.. Pitzer and family moved into
their new residence south of town,
las, Wednesday.
MIR. and Mrs. b. F. Odell entertain
ed a merry party Of sleighriders, Fri
day night.
Most of the farmers here disposed
of their turkeys, last week, ,at l3cents
per pound.
Miss Mollie Collins, who has been
staying with Mrs. r. o. Huggins for
several weeks, returned 10 her home
at Buford, Saturday.
R.C. Peddicord and wife attended
the funeral of Mrs. Hite, near Sar'
dinia, last Sunday.
Elliot Curlass and wife, Of Marion
Ind, are visiting relatives here.
Miss Ina Balenger, who has been
very sick, is greatly improved.
A merry Xmas and a happy New
Year.
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CUNT PAID FOR HIS FUN.
Not Only on the One Occasion, But
Got Himself Elected for Re-
peated Payments.

In the days OF long ago, when Grand.
father Harris was boy, there was, SO
tradition has 1t, no better bass singer
along the Bedford road than he. There
were many bassos and tenors to sing
with him, however, in the region round
about, so grandfather and they organ
lied little singing club Of their own.
and without letting their elders know 1t.
went many miles on many evenings,
serenading their sweethearts, relates
Youths Companion.
They dropped out of the windows OF
their homes one summer night after the
other folk were asleep, and in rig"
which one had distracted from his
fathers stable, drove of to wilkins
Four Corners to make music under the
window of Susannah Wilkins. Susannah
knew the etiquette of serenades as well
as any, and 1t was we'll toward morning
when the party came homeward.
One of them sleepily drove; the others
slumbered peacefully. Arrived at the
Harris gate and unable to get other re-
sponses than snore from the famous
basso, they lifted him out and left him
sleeping, propped against stone wall
that ran along the meadow across the
way. A day or two later grandfather
met one Of his companions.
"Hello, Quint!" called the other. "How
did you make out to get into the house
Wednesday night?"
II didn't make out at ALL" replied
Quint, sadly II kind Of opened my eyei
after q while. and 1t was beginning Il
be daylight. couldn't remember fol
the life of me what was dong out there
but as had my clothes on, supposed
OF course, I had got up. The old scyth'
was hanging on tree In front OF me
SO l took 1t down and started to cut.
II hadn't cut more'n dozen stroke
when pa came out.
"Well, Quint,' he says, I'm glad Il
see you've turned over a new leaf. You'v
been SO lazy these last few weeks, yol
never do get up mornings. like t,
see young fellow out moving Will
the dew is ON the grass. That make
life worth while. 1t shows he's got tn
right STUFF in him.
There wasn't anything more for m
) to do then but keep right on cuttin
till breakfast was ready, and It was
master long while. And what's more
I've had to be up at four every mornin
since. III pay you fellows up yet
see II l don't!"
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Runs a Grow Incubator.

Farmer Billings, Of Brookdale. Pa.
has taken q contract to furnish New
York millinery manufacturer with
crows heads at 25 cents apiece. It
costs something to get dead crow.
Alive 1t is an elusive bird and ammu-
milton is expensive, but Billings is an
enrerprising speculator. He has set up
a chicken incubator in which is placed,
as fast as laid. the eggs Of about 100
hen crows that have been trapped and
confined with perhaps a dozen cock
crows. Within 15 days the little crea-
lures are hatched and fortnight later
they are ready to be beheaded. It IL
understood that the head of a crow
chick is worth just as much as an
adult of the same species. At the uni
form rate of four for a dollar, dead
they will pay the producer. Billing
has the only crow hatchery In thu
world.
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is A WEAK FIGHTING FORCE
An American Naval Expert 30 Con-
siders the Russian Baltic
Fleet,

New York.-The naval expert Of the
Scientific American does not deem the
Russian Baltic fleet Of great impor-
tance as fighting unit. OF 1t he says:
"As regards the material Of which
the fleet is composed, although 1t In
cludes four battleships which we con-
slider to be, in some respects, the best
in the world, the feet as a whole Is
composed of so many different types,
that 1t is totally lacking in that homo
geneity which tacticians OF the mod
ern school consider to be OF prime i'm
portance to the effectiveness OF fleet.
The most important element Is. OF
course. the four recently completed
battleships of the "Borodino" class,
ships that are very similar to the
Czarevitch, now sheltering, badly
crippled, under the protecting wing OF
a neutral port. They embody, how
ever, certain improvements over that
ship. The vessels are the Borodino.
Orel, 1mperator Alexander ILL.,, and
Suvaroff. They carry four l2-inch and
IL six-inch guns, b. sides numerous
battery of smaller rapid-fire pieces.
The belt of Krupp steel varies from
nine inches amidships to four and
one-half inches at the ends. The
heavy guns are protected by IL and 10
inches OF armor, and the six turrets
that contain he IL six-inch guns In
pairs carry six inches of armor.
Theoretically. these ships are un-
sinkable by gun fire at ordinary battle
ranges. In addition 10 the protective
deck at the water line, which is four
inches thick, they have al upper pro-
tective deck. two inches In thickness
and the space between tn I'm is entirely
filled with coal Moreover. two verti-
cal bulkheads OF four-inch armor OK
tend throughout the ship at about
eight or ten feet from the side.
Compared with the latest battleshiT
designs of other nations, the secondary
battery of six-inch guns Is too light
for its purpose. Our own Connecticut
carries secondary bltteries of sever
and eight-inch guns. the Lord Nelson
of the British navy carries ten 9.2
inch guns in its secondary battery
while the latest japanese carry foui
ten-inch guns.
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E1aI@NSWp.'' IN
GRM!1dSlllHyllS
COLD STORAGE ON FARM.
Suggestions for the Construction Of
an Underground House Where
Frost Cannot Reach.

Whatever may be its disadvantages,
the farm cellar is about the only place
on the farm where temperature above
freezing can be maintained throughout
the winter. and as the pit cannot or at
least should not be disturbed during
the winter, we may expect the cellar to
be the chief storing Place for apples for
winter consumption Tor some years 70
come.
The "dugout' or cave, so much used
IN the west. both for storing all kinds OF
vegetables. butter and fruits, and as
refuge from windstorms. may come un.
der the closed cellar or under ventilated
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Real Estate Tran sfers.

John Browning to VIM. j. II. Bruce,
ct al, Greenfield, lot, sl etc.
Sheriff to zachariah N. Vanzant,
Washington tp., l43 a, s3l72 SO
Wyatt King, ct al, to Elizabeth
King, Clinton aud Highland counties,
34} a, si etc.
Elizabeth King, ct al, to Wyatt
King, Clinton and Highland counties,
3Oi a, q C, si etc.
Abuer r. Gill to Clara @. storer,
Penn tp., a, $50.
T. B. Custer, gdn, to Robert H.
Hopkins, ct al, Hamer tp., 30 a, 20
int e4OO.
Commodore Custer, ct al, to Robert
a. Hopkins, ct Al, Hamer tp., 80 Int
80 a, $500
James 3. Hayes to Angie Carlisle
IGreenfield, lot, Sl etc,
Stella Cramton to James Sherry, e'
| n, Salem tp., l2i a, e40o.
Phoebe j. Burns to John e. Burns
- tp., 2i a, e450.
H.. waddeil to J. Q. Koch, Hills
boro, lot, $1,000.
Elisabeth 8. Walker to Anna L
Strain, Hillsboro. lot, el etc.
Mary Mahauey to J. Q. Hedges
Hilisboro. lot. 1626.
Elva B. schoolcy to A. NJ. Touch
It Al. Clav tD q. 1870
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SECTIONAL VIEW OF DUGoIl SiOn-
AGE.
storage, depending upon how they are
built and ventilated. Some OF them are
not ventilated at all and the heterogen-
GUS mixture of everything to be pre-
served into which the cyclone refu-
gee dashes is not conducive to the best
keeping of fruit.
This is the best method for keeping ap-
pies in the fall. unless ice or artificial
cooling is used. Some modification OF
the plan is adopted by all large apple
growers, usually in connection with
their packing plants.
The dugout mentioned above, If prop
erly constructed and attended to when
in use, is cheap and successful method
of storing small quantities of apples. Ii
is made by digging into side hill so that
only the entrance end is out of the
ground. Sometimes The walls are stoned
up. sometimes cemented, rough board
ed on study, or left bare Rough beams
are laid across, upon which boards on
brush are put and dirt shoveled on, or
the cave may be arched with brick,
stone or cement.
The dugout should be well ventilated.
For this purpose there should be slid
ing door and large flue extending up
through the roof at the opposite end.
Put valve in this fiue and open 1t and
the sash on cool nights in the fall, clos
ing them when warmer. Adjust winter
ventilation to the temperature and dan
ger of freezing.
BY increasing the size and complexity
of the dugout, and adding more appli-
ances for ventilation. we have what is
called hillside storage. Fig. / shows
cross section plan of such a storage
house. 1t is to be placed so the long
way is parallel with the hill, to save
labor in excavating. The height may be
six feet in the clear or more, II desired
| Cedar posts are set at the sides, with a
shoulder cut at the top to receive the
2l0 joists. which are spiked to them
The matched sheathing inside and tho
boards or plank above hold the fran,
firm. The ceiling will last longer and thu
cellar be Of more even temperature Il
the spaces between the posts and tn,
joists are filled with sawdust.
Cold fresh air is supplied by row o
tile inlets on the downhill side and tn
warm air removed by row of ventilat
ing flues on the opposite side. II the in
takes can be connected with a large
one which extends several feet unde
the soil for a hundred feet or more
good ventilation can be secured in tn
coldest weather. as the soil will moder
ate the temperature of the incoming
air.-Farm and Live Stock Journal.
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Apple Trees on the Farm.

II pays to plant apple trees on the
farm, especially II the farm may be
sold In a few years. A thrifty orchard
appeals to the buyer. An acre with 40
apple trees on 1t will sell for q great
deal more than the ordinary acre, for
every tree Is worth dollars In addition
10 the land. Other things being equal.
q man will pay good deal more for q
farm with an orchard on II than for
one that has no orchard. Whether the
present owner intends to sell or keep
his farm It will pay him to plant tress
on II.
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Frozen MIX in Denmark.

The milk supply Of Copenhagen,
Denmark. is shipped to the city in a
frozen condition. It is filtered as It
comes from the farmers. then pasteur-
ized tn 1856 degrees. then cooled and
frozen by the brine process. It Is
shipped to the city by train In insulat-
ed chambers. On arrival 1t is stored
In cases, and thawed out as needed. It
is declared the taste. flavor and other
qualities are unimpaired. and that the
milk 30 treated can be kept sweet and
fresh for any reasonable time.-Amer-
lean Cultivator.
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outspoken Sympathy.

The st. Petersburg newspaper relief
fund for the sufferers of the Hull trawl-
srs' feet amounts now to six dollars,
contributed to by two persons. This
seems to be one Of the most character.
istic incidents Of the war, remarks the
Boston Transcript. looked at from Its
different sides.
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A. M. Mackerly, Trustee, to Sophia
Breckenridge, Greenfield, lot, $500.
Geo. w. Bruce to L. B. FARLEY,
Madison tp., 141 poles, e1 etc.
Harry w. Stockwell to Carrie N.
Stockwcll, Hamer tp., 100 a, e460O.
Ira NJ. Wood to VIM. N. Berry,
Hamer tp., 8l} a, $500.
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Method OF Ueduction UnknoWn.
A London paper says a wife ceases
70 be bride six weeks after marriage.
Whether this is inherent in the consti-
tuition of things, or the averaging up OF
results Of observation the paper doesn't
say.
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OCCCmUCs A0S Aovss
Miss Ola Kelly, who has been at
Cedarville for some time, has return
ed home.
Mrs. Eliza Countryman. of Iarriett,
spent part Of last week with her son,
j. w. Countryman and family.
Alva Simmons has returned home
from Jamestown where he has been
working the past summer.
There will be Christmas services 1t
the Church here, Saturday evening.
December "a.
Bryon McGrew has come home from
Dayton, where he has been working,
Misses Anna vanPelt and Rosa
Stults called on Mrs. verda Kcsler, Of
Sinking Spring, Saturday.
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The runaway airship was found In
a Missouri cornfield. Another good
thing about runaway airship IL that
when 1t comes down In cornfeld II
doesn't proceed to overeat until it IL
foundeTed.
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Nine Louise-Are the De Swelling
tons fashionable people
Nine. Modiste-No, not at all. They
pay all their bills promptly.
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What, do you paint
your eyebrows, too ?
Prima Donna-No, ! draw the line
there.