The Rich Hill tribune., 1904-10-27
ABOUT MISSOURI.

hand led hy : preacher.
A Gainesville man struck Cil 4
"wednesday. while riding a bicycie
he ran into an Oh WAGON.
a Mr Damon lives a. carthage. y
Il not known uherr Mf. Pytaias iiFes. 4
but Il IL moi a. lopnn Or they'd be 4
fighting al TIE time.
The Quitman Herald announees thnt +,
straw hat time is over. Young men 4
Who wish 70 be proper" VIII take I
heed OF this.
The wabash changed the time o.
one ef its trasns Al Keytesviiie recent
~ and for two days the town people
reached the depot TOO late 70 zee the
cars come In.
Richards had Us annual horse show
last Saturday and it was very we'll
attended. Kansas City. IT seems. Is
not the only big city in Missouri that
can support q horseshow.
An unElse candidate up in North
Missouri gave a smoker for his friends
| the othed night and passed around
ampalgn igars. The predictions are
/ now made that he vii be defeated b.
an overwhelming majority.
SO much chicken stealing has beNa
going on around Poplar Bluff lately
/ that the farmers have about decided
4 TO request their hens and roosters 20
be more careful about locking the
doors Of their "roosts" before retir-
ing.
Humansyiiie Star.Tgeader: II a WON
man had had the making Of the Bible
there would have been lot more than
ten commandments. The most
ungrateful people in the world never
know their failing II the sense OF
gratitude is lacking il can never be
successfully assumed.
The smithyille star has begun i;s
fourth year. In the words Of the
horseman, Il is a SNOWY youngster for
a 3-year-old.
A Texas county paper speaks of .
young man who is working for his
'papa-in-law."
Chilneoihe win have a meeting cf
Baptists this week. Quite sPrinkiing
editor doesn't offer tais advice 70 the
Speaking Of loyal citizens. ST. Joseph
has one who declares that city IL a
much better place TO live in than Rus
sia-
Joe Smells little boy" says the
Walnut Tribune. ran snag into his
foot Saturday. We hope Il was not
badly hurt"
All Indian foot BAN players aren't
so much. The Senecas were defeated
by Monet Saturday BY a score Of Is
TO 0.
The jefferson City Tribune an
D0unees that the capital city has Par
chased a searafleT. No. il isn't con
trivance 10 scare boodlers- Look u
up.
G. B. NJ. Williams gave the editor ol
the Buffalo Reflex 3 big squash last
week. il vas necessary. a. is reported
10 cut the squash in quarters 10 SCI
II into the editors house.
Several years ago some strangei
dropped into Cameron and comph
menged some Of the women OF tha
town on their ability 10 make pie
Since then pie socials have been th'
style there every fan
The editor Of the Usage News re
ceiyed a letter Saturday which read
''DeVo sur: lnciosed please fad
sweet potater raised by myself Ain
il q whopper." and then he resolves
no sweet potato.
A Henry county editor held a piAn'
contest for subscribers and awarde'
the instrument 20 3 girl living in th'
country. The following week she soil
, 1t TO girl who lives next door to ~
. editor.
Wishing to find a man named Par
, nell Caxs county man put an advef
: tisement In a eountry paper reading
, DO you know where Joseph Parncl
: lat Have good news for him"
few days later be received a letso
which read 4 do not know where Par
\ nell h. Never heard q him II va
y signed william Jones"
!. Dick" Graves, secretary OF the 81
q Joseph board Of police commissioner
r Is also 3 newspaper hamorisL Wall
}. In Colorado recently be vas asked b
some railroad men how be liked ~
climate. Busng very 3ocular Dick
2 turned the question over in his mial
n uail he hit upon an answer saitahl
z 10 his needs and then replied: ~Wei
I so far I have manAgod 10 climb a.
His reply got him several railroad tiei
cts that he was very muc hin need ei
\ Dick" has sent the joke 10 Horsfore'
Almanac. 50 that Il may b. recorde
and preserved.
A Castleviile shoemaker tried .
, keep the authorities Of that toWn iron
laying brick Sidewalk IN mont oi %
y property because. be said. * dsdn'