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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-01-31
THE INFLIlIuATORY PITRIOT

Yesterday morning, In Eutaw Place. man
was standing at his front gate talking TO-
neighbor.
Just as the Innammatory Patriot was walking
by the man inside the iron fence was saying:
Yes. the old Stars and Stripes have been
whipped at last"
What's that?' exclaimed the Intamu4atory
Patriot. pulling his coat.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-01-31
LIKE HER PAPA.

Hush, Lucy" said Mrs Lushman. who was
calling upon Mrs. Popley. Don't make SO much
noise"
"Why?" demanded her little daughter.
Because you'll wake Mrs. Popley's baby"
"Graciousl does the baby have to sleep till he's
sober too?'-(Standard and Times
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-01-31
PLEDGE NIGHT H.tTE S1TED HIM

Socrates had just drained the hcmlock.
How foolish was" he exclaimed. Il should
have told them ] swore or at New Years"
Eewailing his thoughtlessness there was moth
ing left but 70 await the result.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-01-31
TIE SINE GIRL.

Young Husband-When 1 used to kiss you.
you slapped me-"
Young Wife-Wel, you won't get slapped
now unless Won forget to kiss me- illustrated
Bits
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-01-31

patience And then he smiled slightly and
added:
you could even carry water in a sieve if you
would have the patience to wait long enough
How long would have to waltz said
&" Till it froze' my father answered"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-01-31
WORKING OF BOTH.

DE Sharp is quite wealthy. isn't he? Did he
make all his money from his practice?'
Not all OF it. He's the principal owner OF
very large oil well up the State. and
And ne makes money from the sick and the
well. o"-(Philadelphia Press.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-01-31

Just what | said" replied the man inside the
gate Every flag on every public building last
night was whipped into ribbons by the wind
Now you may put your coat back on."-(Balu-
more American.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-01-31
EXPERIENCE.

What is your idea of experienced" asked the
very young man.
Experience" replied the sage from Sageville.
lis the result of wanting everything you can't
get and getting everything you don't want
Chicago News.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-01-31

been skimming through a profusely Illustrated
magazine snickered audibly and muttered:
Dat bloke must ha' been a cop onct"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-01-31
WOULD BE NO ROBBERY.

At the Pan-American Conference recently held
In Washington eighty-six bishops OF the Prot
estant Episcopal Church met in conclaye
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-01-31
TEMPUS FUGIT.

He-Be candid. and tell me when you want
me to go.
She-It's a couple OF hours too late for that
(Smart Set
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-10-22
DEVnISH NALEyoLENCE

"Ysya. tbs yI1'm.s." said the mu.
dcIan. "is q huge fellow with some
odd characteristics Usually for m-
stance. ho is shy and quiet Ike Hide
g!rl. but .f mfded or annoyed. he de-.
ya,ops "a vein of deyllIsh mlleyolencs
"IIe was playing mt my house one
night Among my guests was an elder
By ugly enough. It is true-but
a passionate lover Of music. As Ysaye
played this woman drew closer ana
closer 20 hIm She was Interested n
his score aud TO read 20 better She
almost lall her head against his. Her
cheek and bis almost touched.
'isaye WAS very angry suddenly ha
stopped playing Boz took out his hand
kerchicf and wiped the vomans nose
with 10.
Imagine tho scene. Everybody
started back Bon surprise Ysaye. too.
started back apparently surprised bee
yond measure
on. De said, u beg your pardon.
Your nose was so near my face that
! thought e was my own.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-10-22


-t,.m Correspondence
ONION pH r-u.rHtIr as
.........,
anything '' '.'.'.' 1000. .".
who. bu, u .IurN a.N.. H lNr
~ STORY of John Iau. whom mem
.u...,t ...r. Oh. .u,u t1
Walk one 'dI'N DID I"'."''
itself having apparently INTERVIEWED 900
.bis babaIf IIe. l- tine convicted murderer
n.. .t,.,...,, ,.o,..
'' "'"N VIM"
made ai Exeter 'Il OF lAeH, however.
proving aboruyo because oU each o.-
..s.or ,,. 5r,p rystariously refused to
.. .,,..
"cIN. IN'l was '' ''''' ''' '''' ''''
ward lhe m0us sentence was come
muted to imprisonment Tor lfc Now
.. u,. ,.s,lt ~ good conduct he Is
~ W.. ''''' W. 49,. ~.
about io pt i'l'd7eI' anu ''''' 90
abundant excuse for recalling ana
bringing gp to date bis almost ucred-
,.,..
Io'' s'o'F'
a dispute over wages was alleged 90
have uraclDItatod thc crime of which
n. .,,..y s,r,t,t.I AS bs .,yss but gO
Years ola Nh'n woman N'"'eu
Eeyse nc BahblOomhe hired him for
1anseryant ne received rather small
pay "'" "''''o'' l'''" ''' "'''' '' Guy
tered her employ he seemed TO nave
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-10-22
Face Perpetu0ted by Famous Descendant
Tree Goes Straight Back TO Captain John
Smith The DouhyC oonizer o Another OF
Ills Many 10 Account.

the many London parks, and perhaps
ou account of the lack of competition
Miss Baden-powclIs bees have from
the first produced % l0t more of this
detachable substance than Insects Dee
longing Co friends of hers who live IN
the country
Last year the Badon-p Powell bees
garnpred over 80 pounds of honey
which was used either iu the house,
hold or given 20 friends And so close
% study has Miss Badau-poweu made
of her bees and fhe kind of flowers they
affect that as each bee returns She can
tal whether 10 has been TO Hyde Park.
the Green Park, OF across the river 20
mttersoo Park ln quest OF supplies.
The glass hives are arranged In such q
way that the bees can be- seen no work
lat which "B p.' himself frequently
watches them, and 10 was at his sug-
gosuon that they were provided with
dwellings of various shapes iu order
that they might work their combs Boz
different designs I'm this way the bees
have written God save the King and
"Baden-poweu' IN honey reproduced
the Prince of Wales's features, and,
quite recently drawn the outline of "a
bicycle IN the same substance.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-10-22

Special correspondence
7 ONDON. oct lg-Captan John
Smith. hero of the Pocahontas
yarn and of many another adyen-
- turc quite os exciting and better
substauuated. has a direct descendant
living In England who is more famous
today than the doughty captain was
when he set out for that memorable trip
To- Virginia 500 years ago. The de-
scendaut Is none other than General r.
s. Baden-Powell, over whose success
u defense the MafeNng John Bull was
so excited that he threw dignity 10 tie
winds and danced hornplpes I'm the
strand. Practically every humble home
An England has a panel picture showing
the national idols-Roberts, Kitchener
and tine daughty Baden-PoWell side by
side.
Now "B. P."-for that other 'B, Pp"
the British Public, always refers TO
BADEN Powell afectlouately by his ini-
uals-is am astonishing sort OF man.
Next TO Major r. r.. Buruham, who mas
now returned home TO the United
states. he Is perhaps the best scout In
the British army and has figured 10 ds
MANY adventures and hairbreadth es-
"'"''y '' t,l e,,er bls great great great
grrat-glandather Captain John Smllh'
Besides bis fame as sQ'u'ei' Nv 20 ,,.on an
excellent diaushtsnilla.IG ne ,t "' gs,,o No.
I', ~ NV. .,rj,t,, of musical instruments,
h. writes we'll as lhe seNeI0l u9O NJ
from his pen bear testimony, a''G f,,, NV
has renown as am amateur "CS4i'
thermore. he has no mean . s".,, 90 no,
sculptor, so "hen me "lsIoll ~ bis
long ago that mo- 6usl eNls'eu W. '',
famous ancestor 'B. J. ieso,,r .I Nv, W.
make one. lie set aDout IL "a So,l. '
uossiblo, and the WORK Is nov aii, ,,,
completed. The accompaly Hs t"59', -
graph of Il. which ] was peinl,,,'V,t "
make the other day, is 'l'e '''' '''''
has been taken.
A DIFFICULT A'N'
ALL, ~ making a bust of captain
t,bn smith was "a dimcult one 40 many
JUN t,lt tbat probably made IL ad-
WaSs, .n,. atractiye TO Baden-Powell.
ditionaily 9' w. The general remarked
10 Ues,, ,,o, vhen discussing the SUBJ
too, thore was the question oil express
y ,,'' ,,.
S'o "yo, see he was n soldier, q sallor
o an administrator said b. r..
"'nd A As rather hard TO- Civ '' ,,,,'
S'G u. three different Callinss lh ol''
OF Ino'' ' 49,,
race ~. cblsf dimculty was che lae'
hu' ,"r. are so f'N authehut p'I'
tha. "'s C,ptain smith Some We're u'
t,ai'S u.,,..sion of Badcn-PoWells lalu-
NV u,. INF better ones the general ',"', -.
uy a,,nod by Americans, ana "L.er
"e,r ,,nndsrce ne succeeded Zoo porlo" '. F,
,ol ,,r,s M these, and getting bgtr
ing SOU, .in,ble data besides. So WIN
deal o. h"t these various prints anu
noVhlne In,gc and mathematician ,Sl-
cetlain' ,f bis own. General ba1e'-
culauol's D work which professloI,al
PoWell u,s,i,,, nave seen IL declare TO DC
seuip''''
good' t.t,,,, sbovs the general mas
As lhe p'(' ,s ,omous ancestor as "a
lolSS, "ssa,r,y INIT determined and oraihy
olu ,., n'o ons,omer. ms no doubt he was
looN'',s which As about hali-agaln
lne Du' ,,s heen modelled IN clay, 10
ille-eil, annually In bronze Baden.
Powell says he mas no l ,,J,,o N 'I but II
become o, ". surnrlsing tf SO interest
VIII oe l",D' 10 nermittcd to remain on
, W.. ,5 TO AZ the water
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-10-22


the Prince of Wales.s features and,
quite recently drawn the outline of q
bicycle In the same substance.
CANARIEs AT LARGE
no less strlklng than the Baden.Pow-
oll aplary however is les ayIary For
n boe-hves Boo % bedroom make ln uu-
common sight, so does a tree with live
birds ON it iu q hallway one of the
first things that strike the eye ON enc
terng the home of Gen. B1den-PoWell
is a small potted ir tree about the
branches of which hop seven or eight
canary birds They are absolutely
free. and IFS about the hall at WILL
sticking Co the tyao for the most part
however These sOngstefs also belong
To- Miss Budeu-powell who got the first
pair OF them Hs young birds, the others
having arrived since And, 90 make the
surprise of the thing complete the lady
parted the branches of the Or tree and
exhibited small ana dainty nest which
contained tWo little blue eggs, shoe
TN" Oft the mother bird for this pdr-
pose.
Apart from these sights however the
Baden Powell house Is gwen up almost
entirely 90 relics of 'B P.s' travels
and adventures, and of the siege of
MafekIng. Where the walls are not
hidden behind spears arrows ana sueh
like weapons they Jrg obscured 10y
framed addresses from one would
think every society On Great Britain
Also by frames containing specimens
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-10-22

Tho people In this city who first got
acquainted through a want adver'
tisamenV would make a pretty big
crowd
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-10-22

dent upon H. Six thousand children are
supported housed, fed and educated.
10000 are Kept under surveyauce ANA
furnished with meaus While left WIN
relatives on friends
FORTUNE LEFT TO BUY SudWt
pLuMS
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-09-17
Concert Tomorrow Night.

The first Sunday evening concert OF the
season will be given at Chases Theater
tomorrow night With the scale OF prices at
- and % cents. The reputation of the
BOYS New York Symphony Orchestra will
serve it is expected, to fill the theater Ihls
Juvenile organization is said TO be pro-
fessfonal in every sense of the word, as
each member from the prodigy of eight
years to the director. aged twenty-three
wears is a master o. more than one instru-
ment After a private recital before Mas
cagni the distinguished Italian stated that,
unlike most novelties, the orchestra has the
merit of art, playing with the feeling ana
EXPIRES sion of true artists. The program
will appeal alike to those whose tastes are
for the classical masterpieces and to those
who have no ear for any but the popular
tonic Ungaro. twelve years old; NlchoiaS
Garagusi. who is only fourteen; Natnan
Schildkraut and Oscar SimonovitZ. both put
tN elye and little Willie FEEDER. The folloW-
ing program will be rendered: March
'Nihelungen.' Wagner; Symphonic mozart !:
harp solo. Grand Fantasia Rehgrosa
Pinto; theme. "Uearer My God. to Ihee,
Master Antonio Urgaro symphonic prelude
from Japanese opera Iris. Mascaghi ;
overture. "William Tell" Rossini. Part
two-March. 1.-The Rising Generation, Pm
to; overture Raymond" Thomas; Vlohh
SOLO concerto Spohr. with orchestral ac-
commandment, Master Nicholas Garagusl
Ca) intermezZo from opera CarmeZa III
manuscripts. Pinto; Cb) air de paHeI
'Candyland" Pinto; quartet. original 1our-
mart violin. cello. clarionet. oberthur; over
be open al l p m. tomorrow for the sale Oh
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-09-17
Sherman Arrives at Frisco.

A dispatch from San Francisco last night
says: The United States army transport
sherman arrived here today from Manila,
VIA Nagasaki and Honolulu She brought
a number of cabin passengers and over
Soo troops returning from the Philippines.
On the Sherman were three colonies of
the United States army and one of the
Marine Corps. George Leroy Brown. colo
mel OF the 18th Infantry, will go to San
Antonio, Tex; Colonel F. III. Harrington
Of the Marine Corps will go to Washing
ton, u. G.; Colonel j. B. Kerr of the gen
eral stan expects to relieve Colonel Knight
at Governors Island, n. Y, and Colonel
Charles Smart of the medical department
comes home on sick leave Colonels Smart
ana harrington are privileged to retire
with the rank OF brigadier general If they
SO desire. A number of other officers OF
the army arrived on the Sherman. Another
passenger was Bishop N. B. Restarick OF
Honolulu, who will attend the triennial
convention of the Episcopal Church at Bos-
ton veterinary Surgeon w. e. Payne died
during the voyage.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-09-17
Academy of Music.

The Academy announces as its attrac-
ton next Monday the sensational melo-
drama. Dealers in White Women said TO
be founded on actual incidents discovered
by the police in their long-standing and re-
lentless battle against vice. Among the
novelties introduced in this Offering are
several unique character studies; the Work
ing of the much-discussed third degree
by the police authorities; a steel cage Iuh
of innocent and helpless young girls VINO
have been abducted from their homes; d
thrilling fight in an opium den and an I'M
dcrground chamber of mysteries, IN Wihch
an arch-Criminal terrOriZes his victims pS
praCtiCing before their eyes some OF the oc-
cult mystiCisms of the far east. The climax
of the play shows the blowing up by dyna-
mite of this veritable chamber of horrors
and the rescue of the unwilling occupants
by the crew of one of the New York police
boats. The company is an unusually strong
one the play demanding special cast by
reason of the many and different charac-
tpTiZItIOUS.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-09-17
EXCURSIONS.

To spend a pleasant Sunday afternoon
and part of the evening one can take the
trip on the steamer Charles Manchester,
which leaves 7th street wharf tomorrow
afternoon for a. sail of forty miles down
the Potomac and return, giving continu-
Gus rides of eighty miles without making
a stop The beautiful scenery along the
river is a special feature of this trip. The
cafe on the Manchester will serve meals,
lunches and refreshments at city prices.
The steamer will leave tomorrow after
noon at $50 o'clock promptly, and return
ing reach home about pm.
On week days the Manchester makes two
trips to Mount Vernon. at 10 am. and 2'.O
pm, returning, due to arrive at Washing
ton at 2:15 and 6:15 p.m.
This evening will be the last opportunity
of the year for the public to enjoy and
Marine Band at Chevy Chase Lake. To-
nights concert, at the usual time, will be
the final performance at this popular re-
sort andAfrom to IL will be the last dance
of the season. Special programs have been
arranged for both the concert and dane
ing. Visitors will find all the other amuse-
ments running, and there will be the usual
beautiful illumnations of the lake. Extra
attention will be given the car service IN
anticipation of big attendance.
Old Point Comfort is an interesting place
at all times, the presence of warships in
Hampton Roads and the touch of military
life lending variety to its social life. Steam
ers of the Norfolk and Washington Steam
boat Company sail every day in the year at
$3.50 m. for Old Point and Norfolk, con-
Meeting at the latter port with steamers
for New York and Boston. Notably com
plete in their appointments these vessels
afford the most luxurious mode of travel to
these places.
Special rate one-wax tickets are being
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-09-17

role. Jack is disgraced to the rest of the
company because of his love for whisky
He can drink a great deal without showing
signs of intoxication. He Is regular
drinker and is not particular about the
brand. He imbibes the chaper grades with
Just as much relish as some of the more
expensive goods.
1t is sometimes necessary to give him
pint of diluted whisky before sending MIN
to his dressing room to get ready ana
make I'D for Uncle Tom. In the morning he
has his eye opener and after the evening
performance his might cap" 1t takes a
little over pint day to keep him In gooo
nature When stimulated by liquor he can
act all around his associates and never falls
to make a hit but let him be little dry
and the performance Is by no means as
good On this account, he is given his daiiy
supply of diluted whisky, and has never
been known to engage in row when under
it's influence. He evidently is impressed
with the fact that if he became ugly ana
uuarrelsome he would get nothing more TO
drink.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-09-17
A MONKEY THEATER.
Unique Feature With Gentry Bros
Trained Animal Circus

Can you imagine such a thing as
monkey theater? Not a sort of vaudeville
performance given by company of
monkeys, but the real article. A minia-
ture playhouse, a sort of stock affair, in
which monkeys and monkeys exclusively
play all the parts. There is regular stage
director, a monkey manager, a soubrette,
leading man, character old woman, heavy,
Juvenile and leading woman. The play is
that old familiar classic, or nearly so,
Uncle Tom The actors are members of
the Gentry Brothers Trained Animal Shows
which, after several years absence, COM
menCe weeks engagement in Washington
Monday, opening with a matinee at 14th
and W streets northwest.
Unlike most of the so-called big ones
there are no doubles. Instead there is only
one Topsy, one Tom, one Marks and one Lee
gree. The reason there are not more is be-
cause it takes time and a whole lot of
trouble to teach monky how to act. 1t is
no trouble whatever to learn them how to
do a vaudeville stunt-this comes sort OF
natural to the four-footed wonders. But
acting. That is different matter.
The Gentry monkeys-or rather the
monkey actors-double in brass and one or
two of them assist in eXtinguishing the
flames which are devouring burning
building-this is known the Gentry
Monkey Fire Department-but this is a
| story of monkey actors. The Gentry
! Brothers have real monkey theater The
| show takes place at the conclusion of the
| regular performance.
The monkeys, which usually large in
] size. introduced In the arena, and spa-
! cial attention is called to their wonderful
| eXhibition-and ii Is truly wonderful The
Stage manager-a big Simian specimen
| enters the arena. the orchestra--not mon
| keys this time, strikes up popular air. and
| the performance is on For thirty minutes
| 1t continues and during this time some very
! marvellous monkey didoes are cut The act
! ors actually wait for hands and appla use,
and go through their performance in panto-
| mime in manner nothing short of marvel
| Gus. The Uncle Tom of the cast Is a
| monkey almost large as a man. He is
| also a monkey with past. also a history.
| Tom, who is Big Jack in private life, is a
peculiar monkey, with the usual failings
| of the human race. He Is a cigarette
| smoker drinker and a scrapper
There never was and probably never will
| be a theatrical company in which pro-
| fessional jealousy did not exist. This APP
| en- They all want to play the real star
| partial want to be the leading lady or
| leading man. Tom. who was given the
| stellar role on account of his size, has his
| troubles professionally. There is another
monkey out for his part. The aspirant
for stellar honors is known as China. Be
| tween China and Jack there exists bitter
| hatred and neither loses a chance to wreak
| vengeance upon the other The stage man.
/ ager often has to call to his assistance one
| of the Gentry Brothers or their employees.
Although allowed to play the principal
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-09-17
japanese Living Pictures.

The polite vaudeville at Chase's for the
week beginning with the matinee Monday,
September DC will include Hama San and
company in japanese living pictures, of
which there will be no less than twelve
tableaus Another feature will be the must
cal comedy Christmas on Blackwelrs Is
land" written for use at the recent Lambs
Club annual gambol in New York city. to
he presented by Sydney Deane and COM
pany. Other acts will he Al. Lawrence,
comedian. Monroe, Mack and Lawrence in
1.-The Two Senator's" the Brothers de ONO,
acrObats. Anna Caldwell, Frank Whitman
and yitagra PHI pictures
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-09-17
Creatore and His Band.

Sunday week will start the musical sea-
son at the Columbia. when Creatore ana
his famous Italian band will give sin
gle evening concert. Creatore and his band
have appeared in this city on numerous oc-
casions. and have always been greeted with
large houses and enthusiastic auditors. AS
a leader Creatore occupies unique position
in the list of bandmasters OF TINS country
He mas constantly grown in favor, and each
wear has gained a stronger hold on con-
cert goers. He comes here after the most
successful engagement he has ever played
at the Pittsburg exhibition. Inc sale ol
seats and boxes will open at the theater
Thursday morning.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-09-17
"A-Little of Everything"

Peter F. Daley and Fay Templeton' who
have long been colleagues in stage work.
are again associated in "A Little of Every
thing" the musical skit by John j. NC
NaIly. which occupied the stage at the
New Amsterdam Aerial Theater in New
York for three months during the past
summer. In the first act of "A Little OF
Everything" Miss Tempieton appears with
MIR DALEY in a travesty on weli-knoWn
situations in Camille. in which she dis-
1,Iays not ONLY humorous but marked his
trionic ability. A Little of Everything
will he presented at the National Theater
Monday evening, the Goth instant
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-09-17
Death Follows Soon After Making Will

A dispatch from Will.amsport, Pa, last
night says: C. Fred Oyenhiser, a we'll
known manufacturer and member of COM
mon council of this city, died in sudden
and startling manner today. Entering his
carriage he drove downtown and transact
ed some business. stopping at his office.
where he wrote his will. leaving 1t ex-
posed on his desk.
Shortly thereafter he was observed driv-
Ing past his residence, his strange appear
ance drawing the attention of the family,
who were startled because he did not stop.
They ran out to the vehicle and found him
sitting upright. holding the reins. but dead.
He was fifty-one years old. Death was
due to heart disease