The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1904-10-28

Where 10 General Kuropatkin going
to stand pat?-Cedar Rapids Republi-
can
II explanations were Victories, Kuro-
patkin would be in Toxic by this time.
--Detroit News.
1t will take more than light touch
OF frost to knock King Corn out Of the
box.IOmaha Bee.
Instead Of following the price of sill
yer. wheat Is scraping a speaking &C.
quaintance with radium.-Baltimore
Sun.
Joe Jefferson may retire from the
stage, but he never can from the
hearts Of the people.-New York Com
mercial
Naturally enough Admiral Schley IL
being criticised for telling some more
truth about the naval battle.-The
Commoner.
The girl who is wearing the summer
engagement ring should remember
alum is often mistaken for genuine
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS Advertiser
Joaquin Miller has drowned his
muse with $1,OOO,O0O worth of oil. His
retirement comes high. but maybe 1t is
worth it.-Washington Times.
There is a school in Philadelphia
which teaches brides the chafing-dish
habit. And still we. wonder at the in.
crease of divorces.-Chlcago Journal.
Just as the death list in the Orient
let down, the football season opened
In the Occident. A boy at Likens, Pa,
was the first Observation-Disclosures News.
Kuropatkin has conducted master
ly retreat and it is not impossible that
lie may yet eat his Christmas dinner
In st. Observation-Disclosures News.
1t is good Idea for every father to
walk In order that he may save enough
money for his children to buy an auto
mobile after he has .gone.-New Haven
Union.
Nine. President Dressmaker urges
all ladies' to make their belts dippy,
the dippier the better" At last we
have heard the worst.-Chicago Rec.
ord Herald.
Ellis II. Roberts, United States
Treasurer, says gold Is our national
bulwark- Probably Is, but many pat.
riotic citizens can't get behind it
New York Herald.
Canada is so swelled by the predic-
ton Of future greatness made by for
mer Secretary Root that her next win
ter's mantle of snow may not fit her.
-Pittsburg Press.
The Sultan of Turkey will undoubt.
edly prick up his ears and assume a
grateful smile every time Japan talks
Of collecting indemnity from Russia
Washington Evening Star.
A Pennsylvania offers $25 reward
for the return of his wife. Some of
these Pennsylvanians lnink as much
of their wives as they would of hui
man Observation-Disclosures Post.
College students who are rushing to
Kansas to help harvest the crops may
not have the hay fever, though it must
be admitted that appearances are
against them.-Atlanta Journal.
The Russians are able to transport
troops to the seat Of war at the rate
of only one corps month. This Is
hardly fast enough to keep the Japan
csc busy.-Topeka State Journal
when the frost is on the pumpkin
and the folders in the shock" the
pumpkin should be saved by convert
ing it into one of those palatable disks
like grandma used to make.-Minne.
apolis Times.
So Carnegie is going into a project to
promote Canadian independence
That's more promising way to die
poor than promoting free libraries and
church organs, at any rate-Philadel-
phia Inquirer.
A Boston man says the kiss was
originally the noble Romans method
Of testing whether his wife had been
tampering with the wine jug during
hubby's absence. Shoes on the other
foot now.-New York Herald.
There have been only "a murders,
253 burglaries, 68 robberies and 50
felonious assaults in this city since
Aug. 1. But, Of course. the robberies
do not include financial operations in
Wall street-New York Herald.
A BOstonian has been arrested for
expressing his opinion of John d.
Rockefeller on postal card. How he
managed to do it within SO small n
space is what is mystifying most PEG.
ple.-San Francisco Chronicle.
Madame Patti said no more farewells
to America than the Baltic fleet to the
shores Of Russia. For the forty-seventl
time. at least, Admiral Umtyumpsky
or whoever he is, has weighed anchor.
hoisted the blue peter and set OF fol-
the Far East-New York Press.
| Boston is still seat of learning to
such an extent that few or none of the
hundred thousand school children who
assemble this week will have to be en-.
rolled In part-tlme classes. And that's
no inconsiderable achievement In @
rapidly-grOwing COMMUNICATIONS
Transcript.
For goodness sake do not let the
coal barOns hear Of this theory thai
breathing coal dust is a cure for con
sumption" or they will require tn,
consumer to pay them for conducting
health cure.-Chicago News.
The University of Michigan athlet,
who was credited with q desire Il
J thru al Joffriaa doniaa that ho no. ~,