Newport daily independent., 1904-10-26
NOVELTIES IN NAMES.
SOME THAT WILL NOT BE APT
 TO GROW COMMON.
Odd Additions to the English Lam guage Occasionally Heard in This Country and Eng
 land

oAIiOAS Io Iuc 1u6AASu Adu6uo6C. IL iS the name of a complaint which most people will recognize. Probably its commonest name is morbid fastidious- ness. Persons who suffer from myso- phobia, says the London Hour Glass. become very faddy in their manner. They are very particular that there is not even 8 spot on the tablecloth's snowy surface. Every plate and dish and glass that is brought to them is eagerly scanned for any trace of dirty fingers. Everything must be unsoiled> and immaculate. In the advanced stage of mysophobia the sufferer is unable to resist the temptation to wipe every article that is placed before him. It does not matter how clean or pure it may be. the wiping process has to be gone through.
 "Unciniariasis" is anOthr novel com- plaint, or, rather, it is a novel name for an old complaint. It Is the disease which causes the existence, in certain states, of degenerates known as crackers" or "poor whites;" in fact, it is the germ of laziness which has been isolated. In ado vanced stages the sufferer eats clay be- sides being unusually lazy. At one of the London police courts the magistrate was sorely amazed by witness describ ing the prisoner as . trance" It turned out eventually that trance" is a man who is given a lift from the country in . market cart in return for which he as- sists the cartman to unload. "A dead homer" was another curious expression used in London police court. The de- tective said it was well-known expres- sion used by person when he could not very well free himself from . charge which was hanging over his head. In the case in question the charge was that of stealing lead. It was unfortunate for the prisoner that he was a dead homer" ..
 A "gawkrodger, {" "scrammy," "caggy," and "cuddypaw" are all different Eng fish names for left-handed man. But "jambiste" is about the latest name. This came out in a case in which per- son was sued for lessons given in danc- ing. The defendant denied that he re- ceived any lessons, but said that he sim ply attended the dancing classes as a jambiste. A jambiste, it is explained, is young society man who occupies his leisure hours by acting as an auxiliary at a school of dancing. He Is there for the purpose of dancing with any of the women who are in want of pa1tner. It appears that he furnishes his services at the dancing school gratuitously. His hope of reward usually is that he may meet a rich young heiress at the school, and be able to marry her.
 "Electrofannite" is peculiar kind of indisposition produced by the draught ' A 'kitchen piano. is a name which might puzzle good many people. Itap- peared in case tried at the Clerkenwell county court that among furniture nov CTS wringer or mangle is invariably known as kitchen piano."
 The "dotter" is an instrument which has now been adopted by the admiralty. By the use of this instrument the firing accuracy of the weapon is enhanced greatly. With its aid a gunner has been able to hit target at 2,000 yards eight times with eight shells in one minut> After all, the dotter has good homel, ring about 1t. f3,
 A terrible new name is 'Thymace- tinoxaethylacetamidothymol." It is highly recommended as a amedicament to people who suffer from nerves" It has been found, however, that in a few cases 1t fails in it's effect, in which case an ex- cellent substitute Is stated to be Acety- limidcoxyathyhymol. An excellent thing for the nerves!