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Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1904-11-17
Losses of Diamond COMMANDS.

Losses OF Diamond Companies.
In spite Of the strictest precautions,
the South African diamond companies,
it is estimated, lose over $2,000000
year by the theft of precious stones.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1904-11-17

Defiance Starch is put up 16 ounces
in @ package, 10 cents. One third
more starch for the same money.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1904-11-17
The Best Results In starchIno

The Best ResuTts IN StarchIng
can be obtained only by using De-
fance Starch, besides getting o.
more for the same money-no cooking
reOuire6
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1904-11-17

EtTc permanently cured. No hta after
VII hrst days use of Dr. Krc- Great Nerve kestor
or. Send for FREE Sc. 90 h. Al bottle and treatise.
On H. IL KLINE Ltd, 9Sl Arch SITeet, Philadelphia, Pa
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1904-11-17

An honest laugh may have more re-
ligion in it than the most pious logic
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1904-11-17

You can not atone for stealing the
bakery by giving away few biscuits.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1904-11-17

Many a man whom we think has a
big heart has only a patient ear.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1904-11-17

CAtarrh of the Bladder and Kidney Trouble
absolutely cured by DR.. David Kennedy's Favorlte
Remedy. World famous for over 80 years q bottle.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1904-11-17

Mrs. Windows Soothing Syrup.
For children teething, softens the gums reduces IN
Illumination, allays pain, wind coiv 25c bottle
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1904-11-17

A man is never happy until he has
ceased to care whether he is or not.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1904-11-17

Do our Clothes Look Yellow?
Then use Defiance Starch, it will
keep them white-16 OF. for 10 cents.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1904-11-17

The game of chess is still included
In the curriculum of Russian schools.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1904-11-17

Living in the past only puts the
headlight on the rear platform.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1904-11-17

Many man who is willing to do
good Is unable to make good.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1904-11-17

To live is to eat crusts; to live and
to love is to banquet.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1904-11-17

A piano has more keys than a door
but II isn't so often locked.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1904-11-17
When You Buy Starch

buy Defiance and get the best. 10 or,
for 10 cents. Once used, always used.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1904-11-17

Most moral infection comes from
apparently small vices.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1904-11-17

When Answering Advertisements
Kindly Mention This Paper.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1904-02-03
VETERANS RECEIVE JUSTICE
Governor Cummins Secures New Hear
ing for Iowa Veterans.

Iowa veterans WHO fought at the bat
tie OF Shiloh are not to suffer the dis
grace OF having their names omitted
or Obscured In the Inscriptions on the
battlehelu monuments. Word has been
received that Governor Cummins' visit
to Washington TO ca.l upon Secretary
Root had DeeA entirely successful. and
that The secretary had set aside the
former ruling hlch excluded the Eff
leenth and Sixteenth Iowa regiments
from OIL :ial recognition Us having par
t!cipated in the memorable engage
men1 Mr.. Root Issued orders recon
Ven!ng the commission at the pleasure
OF The COVER Or The meeting will
moba}lY be bel ~ Cincinnati in the
near future and rs the president aud
secretary are former Iowa residents il
seems impossible that they VIII not
readily be convinced by The atiidavits
which have been obtained from the
two colonels and sixty-one men Of the
regiment stating that they actually
fought at Shiloh and tha5 many of
tn il comrades lost their lives there
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1904-02-03
We q X
I'll G a rts

Are due TO indigestion. Ninety-uine o. ever,
one hundred people who have heart trsubjs
can remember when it was simple Indires
ton. 1t is scientific fact that all cases q
heart disease. not organic, are not onl,
traceable to, but are the direct result o. md
gestlon. All food taken into the s.omac.
mich fails OF perfect digestion ferments ar
sWeils the ls, stomach, putting it up agains. tn.
heart. This interteres with the action O
t!.e heart. and in the course of time tba
delicate but vital organ becomes d!seaec
Mr, D. kauble. of Nevada, O.. says; had ator,ae.
trouble and was IN bad state had heart trov.e
win H. took Kodol Dyspepsia Cure for about ,c,.,
months sEd IL cured me.
Kodoi Eigests What You Eat
and relieves the stomach OF all nervous
strain and the heart of all pressure.
Bottles only. 81 90 Size holding 21i tlmss thu ",
size, which sells for SOC
Prepared by {. Q. Dewitt & CO., CHICAGO
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1904-02-03
REAt. ESTATE TR ANsFERs
! an II 1904.
Jan 12i90i.
i'efman Schultz aud wife to Albert q
schultz lot blk l0sup div of outlot
a and II SChcs wig

Jan lylgUi.
HERMAN Schultz and wife to Albert q
Schultz lot blk l0sub div of out lots
Thursday Jan, ID 1904
q |. gos> an wife TO o i Brown lois
and :! blk 80 Deniscn l5e
iiroder Rfuggen and wife to VIM
Stkgemann lots , aud blk Is
schiesWl% ....... ............. AGO
Emil, klindt unmarried to Crete
kliadf my und. 1-G int in s1l swla and
ne sw 4 section IS Hays township 534
THOMAS Binnai widower to Hattie Poit-
evin ncil Al ne Sc /, SIS? 40 500
IhoS. Binnal Lillian Johnson love &
affection lot OF Z Is a OF nw SET,
ana g a OF ne sw,a sea 30 Union
township Observation-Disclosures.
Jan l6 lg04.
Fitch and wife and Nj Raglaud
and wife to Fat Hederfncn lot 20 blk q
Buffers Add Arion $50 . 7e,
Jan. Is, 1904
Samuel Stallcr widower to Juliper
Slater NV nel4 section 10 Washing
ton that part lying OF G NJ and St.
Paul t'y 81 acres lGN
Anna DeWolf widow to Anna 8 De-
WOLF lot $ blk lot sub div of lots6
and blk and 80 # Of lot Is BLK,
van ................. .......
lots 4 and blk 1871 add Vail 2I5a
II a james and aud wife William
James and wife To w Il Cranes lot
10 blk 10 Fairvlew add Manila. 65
Tuesday Jan. 18th.
Andrew III, Nelson ana wife TO John
Hoglund lots and 10 biz 6 Kiron. =. 20
John Ii Jones, single to Erred II Boett-
ger iot blk 1873 Dcnison ...., go
Friday Jan END
u A James and Wife and VIM James
and Wife to Ethel Croft com AZ rods
W of Sc cor of sec 80 n 0 rods w rods
So rods e rods obeg con IA in sese
cor Nishntbotny acknowledgements. 40
JAS Callahan single to Geo Schelm sw
sw4 Willow y
Saturday an. a3rd
owen Dewitt unmr to patk Fineran
VIZ seis Milford 4C,o
Henry Dewitt unmr to Patk. Fineran
e1a sea Milford. 1000
Carl Gronau and wife John ;, Sjeyers
lots a-l0-ll DIX one first sub div Grace
fafk henson ........,.. ......... 1900
John n SieverS and wife to Carl Gro
nau lets and blk 81 Denison. 700
Western Providence Land Co to j p
Jones lot . and 3 blk l22 Denison S5
Rose T. Barrett unmr to Hans Johann
sen nell Soldier. gsn0
Monday Jan. a5th
sherin OF Crawford Co to e Nj t.ichard
son lots and ) blk . Butlee's add
Arion.. ..,.. ...... 3b2
VIM iseminger to Chas Bullock lot
sub div OF lots liz and 10 b. X 81 Deni-
son ex 10 TT alley. ......, 800
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$500 MoreI'lsan Half Fare Via q
cage Great Western Railway

10 points i'll Arkansas Colorado
kansas. Louisiana. Missouri New Mex
20. Oklahoma and Texas Tickets O,
ale December 1st and 10Th, 1908; an,
January 9th and 10th, 1904. For fur.
-aa- pa Hcnlaos apply to any GJea
Western Agent or j. F. Elmer G. p
A., Chicago. LII
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1904-02-03

follows; " -
Tourist Ra es.
Tickets OH sale every day during The winter
limited to June !, l9Ji. Tor return: to Ham
mona, La, New ar!eans La. Huynna, Cubn
aiiu many thcr tourist points in Porto Rico
,,'1n:' tiorlGa, mississippi. Louisiana; Texas
MvAlco, Artz0n aud California
tightf 10 rates and and free copies OF New
CiisaAS pamphic', tlammCnl folder Cuban
iolaef, talliolnia i.ld n or Florida folder
Fare and One hivd OH Certificate Plan
Waterloo iowa Biennial Conference y NJ
V q. oi Northern Iowa, III bruary lS..l
Open Rate CT One Fare Plus ~ 90
nome-seckers Excursions West Sou,b
south-cst and South-W West Fen,uury , md
10, March and ID, April ) and ~
New ofie;tl.s, La.-M rli Grils. Eebu;,yy IN
Les rhan One Fare
one Way. Second class. Colonists liclets,,
FONTS IN inc south aud Southwest on NJ.
same same dates as Home seekers Excursion
:, Los Angeles, Chit .ncrai CONFERENCE. ~
h. Church May:; 'i0c N
".h tiancisco. Cal -Nutionui Associ,,;,,,
k.fhl GlocerS. May 3-s
VI PARTICULARS rs To duties OF sale r.trs
etc Apply 10 amy hin is Central ticket a~.nt
oi aaefess the Undersigned
j. Il. MERnY
ASST. Gen'i Past Agent.
dubuque, lowe
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1904-02-03
STATEMENT
Ot The Condition of Crawford
county, Stale Frank

Organized under the laws of Iowa. located
Ut Den!Son, in the county of Crawford. at
the close OF business on the 22nd day of
Jan, 4. ID. 1904 made to the Auditor OF
State as required by law:
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1904-02-03

~ = -
The weather here to day is typical Of q
winter day in The northwest About
eight or zen la@h. Ct snow has lallea.
since yeste-da and it is Still showing.
Old settler say etc .After a recent sno
fall considerable number of property
owners were fined one dollar each Tor
failing 10 clear thir sidewalks OF now
AS a result u this csnaai:s cAastiscnant a
squad of snow sho.etless unusually mum
erous appeare OF the streets bright and
early this mqrai~g - clear tbs way for til
early pedestrian.
The house u representatives has been
engaged mainly il the consideration Of
sundry appro 2r,a.iol bills during the past
week. l, is a le3aliar measure the con
side! alton Of which does not furnish an
adequate pref sNt f,r partisan and ca ,jIisa
speeches on the hoor OF The house lun-
gresham on both sides o., the cl. uDer
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1904-02-03

We, NJ z. Jones, cashier. and q i k.m-
ming Assistant Cashier OF the bank above
named 40 sole,nnly swear that the foregoing,
aia.e1neht is fun, true and correct. to the
oese OF our knowledge ana belief that the
assets therein set forth are bona fidc he
property OF said bank in its corporate
elapaclty; and that no part of the same has
peth loaned OF advanced to said bank for
IN 1He purpose OF being exhibited as IA portion
NJ. u. Jones Cashier
y j kEMMiNG, Asst Cashier
sworn TO before me and subscribed
IN my presence by NJ EJones,
lsEALl Cashier and Cd kcmlning Asst
cashier, this 18th day of an
ALBERT II ELSLEY.
->ISested By Notary Public.
NJ. L. JONES Directors
/. q. j. Il EMMING
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1904-02-03
ASSETS

ASSETS
Amount OF Bills, bonds
and other evidences or
debt discounted or pur-
chased actually owned
by the bank carried
QUIZ ......
Amount OF cash on hand
described US follows:
Gold coin. .......... :,
Silver coin and bullion.
Legal tender and nation
III bank notes and sub
sidiary coin.
Drafts and checns on
other solvent banks and
other cash items not
,iishonored, on hand
and belonging to the
bank
Amount subject to be
drawn ut sight on de
post with solvent banks
or banliers specifying
names and locations OF
banlSt:
Co;nmelciai National Il X.
Chicago.
kountzc Bros. New York
First National Bank. GO.
Blnifs. Iowa. ).
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1904-02-03
Illinois Central Excursion Rate,
Tourist !,a es.

Excursion tickets Will be sold by tho Hi
nous central. to the points. and III rates. n
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1904-02-03

III AblLl l /
Amount of capital stock
actually raid up in cash
Iotal amount due dep $
itors, as foil VS.:
Amount sight deposits. &
Amount time deposits.
Indebtedness OF every
kind. due banks, bank
crs. or persons other
than regular depositors
Bills payable.
Rcdiscounts.
Due Clearing House.
Amount of undivided
profits. us follows:
Surplus fund
Other profits on hand
CATER deducting taxes
and eNpenS 81
Total Liabilit es.
Amount Of all liabilities
TO the bank on part Of
it's directors:
As borrowers. none
As cndorSeis. none
STATE GF IOWA
Crawford County 60
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1904-02-23

Pres. Catch spent the holidays
at Elk City.
F. K. Churchill, of Albany, spent
Friday in Corvallis.
D. C. Heastand and family
returned from Idaho Sunday.
Miles Starr has the agency for
the famous Hazelwood ice cream.
E. e. Paddock. of Independence,
was in town Sunday On business.
Albert Powell and w. L. Frady
were over from Peoria the first of
the week.
Miss Orlena Cate is visiting her
brothers, Cleve and Rufus. She is
accompanied by her mother.
The College band gave concert
on Main street yesterday afternoon.
We will put our band up against
any like organization.
J. K. Reed and wife arrived in
Corvallis Saturday on visit to
Mrs Reeds pacents, Mr.. and Mrs.
Bryant Young. Mr.. Reed was
formerly carpenter in Corvallis.
He has recently been living in
Los Angeles.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1904-02-23
The RebekaS Entertain.

The Rebekah Lodge of this
city, had a big time last night in
the way of initiation, banquet,
etc. The motor made a special
trip from independence and
brought up large number Of
Rebekahs from that city. Pnilo-
math lodge was also represented
by a number of its members.
The address of welcome was de-
livered by Mrs. H. S. Pernot.
After several candidates had been
introduced into the mysteries of
the order, the young peoples Or
chestra gave the audience a treat
by the rendition of several pieces,
and Miss Spangler sang a solo.
One Of the most pleasant features
of the evening was the banquet,
and to say that the lady Rebekahs
are good cooks would be putting
it too mild.
The Independence lodge left
for home at an early hour (in the
morning) but the loss of a few
hours sleep amounted to nothing
after having had the pleasure of
being SO royalty entertained by
the Corvallis people.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1904-02-23
o. A. G. Locals.
BY BERT YATES

Miss Letha Patton of Halsey, is
the guest for few days of Miss
Eta Carter.
David and Robert Gellatly at
tended the Washington's Birthday
Ball at the Armory Friday night.
Seth Tawk, of Salem spent Sun
day visiting College friends.
Roderick Nash, came out from
Nashville Friday and attended the
hop at the college the same eve n;ng.
"Chick" Shannon left Sunday for
his home in Forest Grovey and, we
are sorry to learn, will be unable to
return to school this year.
Alton Coates, who has been suf-
fering with an attack of blood
poisoning at his home in Albany is
expected to return to school today.
Saturday evening in Agricultural
Hall, the Juniors enter tained the
Senior class in very pleasing man
ner. After the rendering of short
programme, pit and finch were
|indulged, and it is said by those
passing the building that the
sounds issuing threfrom were as if
II"Pandemonium was turned loose"
The party broke up about midnight,
Everybody voting an ENJOYABLE time.
Friday evening at the Armory
occurs the return game of basket
ball with the boys from Eugene.
A week from tomorrow the Gall
Stars" of Portland play at this
place, and on the following Friday
the Dallas team have a game here,
and also the boys from Salem will
meet the 0 A G lads for the last
game of the season on the home
field.
The new rule adopted by the
Faculty, of allowing two absences
from a five hour class and one from
class of less than five hours per
week, seems to be working satisfact-
orily to both students and Faculty.
According to the rule, students may
be excused to attend important bust
ness at home, so when boy from a
town about twenty miles north of
here applied last Friday for a per-
nit to go home, his request was
freely granted. About fifteen
minutes later another boy from the
same town was also granted leave
Of absence, and so on during the
rest of the day all of the Polk
county students were excused. 1t
developed that there was a grand
ball which needed, their presence.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1904-02-23
THE GUN TOURNAMENT.
Many Gunners in Attendance
Some of the Scores.

Up to the time of the closing
of the forms on Wednesday noon,
but four of the events of the gun
tournament had been pulled off.
The weather was very disagree
able for a successful shoot, a rain
falling all morning, but never
Itheless some very good scores
were made. A building with an
open front was erected and con-
tanned a stove with hot coffee and
tomales, the shooters were made
as comfortable as possible. There
were from 80 to 38 entries in
each event. Alex Rennie won
the first event of ten shots by
breaking each one; Will Emery
won the second and third events
by breaking 10 straight in each
event; Newton won the fourth
event by breaking II birds out of
IS shots. In the first four events
Emery led for highest average
with 81 breaks out of SIS shots.
Owing to the large number Of
ties on the merchandise prizes it
is impossible at the. time of going
to press to name the winners.
In our next issue we will give all
the winners and the prizes
awarded.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1904-02-23
The GRAND ARMY.
Services to the Memory of Our
Two Greatest Presidents.

Services to the Memory of Our
Two Greatest Presidents.
Ellsworth Post of the Grand
Army, assisted by the Ellsworth
Relief Corps, gave an entertain
ment at their hall op Saturday
evening last. A good audience
was present.
Levi Oren presided and read
an interesting paper on the two
presidents whose memory the
meeting was to commemorate.
T. 7. Vincent followed in
glowing eulogy on the deeds and
characters of George Washington
and Abraham Lincoln. O. A.
Dearing, of the GAZETTE. fol-
lowed in an address on the status
of woman in the worlds history.
Mrs. Kale then gave a fne reci-
tation, which was we'll received.
Readings on appropriate subjects
followed:
Mrs. Tharp on George Wash
ington, Mrs. Lee Henkle: on the
Sayings of Lincoln, and Mrs.
Rose on Abraham Lincoln.
Musical selections were inter-
spersed between the literary parts
of the program.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1904-02-23
1t Was China New Year.

Talk about witnessing a din
ner served at the Delmonico!
the feed set before the IS or 20
Cinnamon on last Saturday night
in one of the local wash houses
was enough to make frst-class
chefs turn green with envy.
Vegetables and meats of every
description were loaded on the
tables, and while the yellow
cousins "fell to- the crowd of
spectators were given a liberal
treat of China gin. There were
also crowd of boys present,
who were refused. the pleasure
of smacking their lips over the
jug of sparkling liquid. One of
the young gentlemen did not
look on the proceedings with
favor so donated to himself a re-
ligious emblem Of some kind be-
longing to the Cinnamon and
which was priced very highly
by the latter. When it was
missed the din that the ehinks
raised would have done justice to
the Corvallis brass band. The
article taken was finally located
and returned to the owners and
peace restored in Chinatown.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1904-02-23
Putting 1t Delicately.

George" said Mrs. Ferguson, as they
went in to dinner, II wish you would
tell Benny, in some way so it will not
offend him, that he takes too much
sugar in his coffee. 1t isn't good for
him, and know his mother wouldn't
allow it,"
. Benny" said Mr.. Ferguson. few
minutes later, turning to the young
nephew who was visiting him. you
don't mix quite enough coffee with your
sugaf."- Chicago Tribune.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1904-02-23
Necesaary Evil.

Wedderly-My DEAR I actually be-
leve that new medicine has entirely
cured my rheumatism.
Mrs. Wedderly-Oh, I'm so sorry.
Now we can never tell when it is going
to rain.-Chicago Daily News.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1904-02-23

Dangerous Object Teaching.
Miss Antique (school teaeher)-
What does white spell?
Class (no answer).
Miss Antique-What is the color of
my skin?
Glass Gin chorus)-Yellow. - Stray
Stories.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1904-02-23
where Baby Came From.

Children" said Aunt Mary you
have 8 new little brother. BE came
this morning while you were asleep
did hep" exclaimed the eldests
''Then I know Who brought him"
'Who was it ?" asked Aunt, Mary.
"Why, the milkman. OF course. K
saw it on his cart: Families supplied
daily Tit Bits.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1904-02-23

Mrs. Henry Peck-First we get horse
less carriages and then wireless teleg-
raphy. 1 wonder what next?
Her Husband (meekly)-Wifeles.
matrimony, perhaps.-Tit-Bits.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1904-02-23
ma markable.

''I have just read a thrilling tale of
rescuing a child in the Klondike from
death by freezing.'
THAT is certainly strange way of
rescuing it.'-Town Topics.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1904-02-23
In the Way of Business.

"And am 1 the first girl you ever
made love to?" asked the ladies' maid
of her valet lover.
"Well," was the reply, 1--WE pressed
suits before, you know" - Yonkers
Statesman.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1904-02-23
BLACK MINORCAS
BROWN LEIGH oRNS.

My hens laid more eggs during the Sc
we're winter months than any other equal
number of hens in Oregon. If you de-
sire to fill the egg basket, I've got the
chickens that were bred for that purpose
They are layers and that's what you
want. Get rid of your scrubs" and OBJ
rain thoroughbreds-it costs no more for
feed. Oraer Your eggs for Matching now
Eggs. S1.0O per 10, at residence on north
9th st. OTTO T. l. HERSE,
Corvallis, Oregon
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1904-02-23

Distinction without Difference
''She used to say he was a man Of
very strong will power"
Eyes, that was before they were mar
ried''
''And how does shesput it now?"
'Now she says he's as stubborn as an
ox."-Chicago Times-Herald.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1904-02-23
The Only Way.

The Only Way.
Parke-There's only one way to man
age about money matters. Whenever I
see a thing want, invariably ask N.Y.
self this question: "Can afford it?"
Lane-But do you always stick to
this?
Parke-Always. If I find I can't af-
ford it, l buy it.-Brooklyn Life.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1904-02-23
His Best Friend.

II understand, sir, that you referred
to me as dog"
mo, sir; you are misinformed. ]
consider a dog mans truest and most
faithful friend."-The King.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1904-02-23
Two Though t.,

TwO 1HOuBHt8.
Woman Ito herself)-It scares me
half to death to drive this horse.
wonder what he'll do next.
Horse Ito himself)-1nat must be a
woman driving, or 1 wouldn't be
jammed into everything on the road
N. Y. Weekly.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1904-02-23

"'Mandy, is that Mr.. Flumkins who
comes to see you a young man of cor
rect habits?"
Not at all. auntie. He doesn't seem
to know thing about flirting or max
ing eyes at girl Chicago Tribune.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1904-02-23

A PrOfessiOnaI Snap.
"What's the matter with that man
Goldrox, doctor?"
''Oh, simply a nervous trouble"
NERVOUS trouble, is it?''
"Yes; he's worrying about his
money"
"Oh, well, it ought to be easy for you
to relieve him of that."-Yonkers
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