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The San Francisco call., 1904-11-17
MARRIAGE sEs.-OakIa,.

MARRIAGE LICENsEs.-OakIand. Nov
1G-The following marriage licenses were g.
sued by the County Clerk to-day: John a
Vera, % and Mary Z. Dowd. 90 both OF
fael and Margaret T. Kent over IS. Oak
land: Manuel r. Lial 43. CentervilIe. and
Horace Hinman. 21, and Flora Moseiey IL
both Of Oakland Joseph Lagomarsino. "a and
Aletha Blackmon. Is. both OF Santa Rosa
Horace K HUE, over 81. and Harriet II
Bush. over rs. both of Oakland; Harry Ba
den, 20. and Caroline Clausen. H. both OF
The San Francisco call., 1904-11-17

WILLS FILED.-Oakland, Nov 1s-rbe
Will OF the late Teresa K. Howell known in
religion as Sister Mary Salesia of the Sacred
Heart Convent, was filed for probate TODAY
in which she leaves property in Bakersfield
valued at $780, 10 the Sisters OF the Sacred
Name Of Jesus and Mary. ]. r. Taicott has
asked 10 be appointed administrator OF the
will OF the late Lydia A. Tilleney who leaves
an estate valued at $500 The sole heir IL
Lazarus Tilleney, the husband of decea sed
who resides in Hennepin MINI.
The San Francisco call., 1904-11-17

REsENTs ACCUsATIoN.-oakl Nov.
18-Suit for divorce on the ground of cru
city was begun to-day by Mrs Mary A. RUS
sell against John Russell, a section foreman
in the employ of the Southern Pacific COM
pany. She states he has falsely accused her
nev Mccartney as her compe nion She also
states that he has subjected her to physical
abuse, and she asks for the custody Of their
minor children, counsel fees and costs
The San Francisco call., 1904-11-17

A bill has been introduced in the
New York Legislature looking toward
the removal of all hedge fences along
railway tracks. on the ground that
such fences do a considerable amount
OF harm by banking up snow. while no
practical good is derived from them.
The San Francisco call., 1904-11-17

PRICE GOES FREE.--Oakland, Nov Ie-
George Price, the Alameda photographer
charged with having obtained money under
false pretenses by giving several chattel mort
cages on some cameras which did not belong
to him, was acquitted by a jury this after
noon. The verdict was brought in in accord
ance with an instruction from Judge Hail.
who held, after all the evidence had been put
In by the prosecution that there not
sufficient evidence upon which TO convict him
and ordered the jury to ind verdict OF
acouittal.
The San Francisco call., 1904-11-17

CRIPPLE DIES IN BATHTUB.-Oakland
Nov. l6.-William Black, 20 years old,
cripple who played a violin on the street cor
ners, died in a bathtub to-day at the County
Infirmary. He was a character about town.
The San Francisco call., 1904-11-17
Ok NEWS OF THE COUNTY OF ALAMEDA o
BRANCH OFFICES
OF THE CALL in
ALAMEDA COUNTY

OAKLAND.
1915 Broadway.
Telephone Main 1888.
BERKELEY.
PAS Center Street.
Telephone North 77.
ALAMEDA
1885 Park Street.
Telephone Alameda $50.
The San Francisco call., 1904-11-17

The affair is under the direction OF
Miss Annie Finkenstedt.
The daily silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1903-1907, 1904-08-20

The officials Of the Tonopah railroad
have satisfied themselves thai the Ne
vada { al from Coaldale is equal to sna
IN some respects superior to the Utah
coal they are now using. ard as a 40
nestle coal is superior to It. This is n
matter Of great importance as SO far II
has only beer mined from shallow depth
and viii m st certainly improve in quail.
fly as greater dept IS reached. VII le
IN point o. cost It can be supplied very
much cheaper than thA Utah coal which
row costs SITS PER ton at Sodavile. The
coal which steams well and does not
'eave such a heavy clinier as he Utah
eeai was supplied BY the Nevs d. Fuel
nd Manufacturing Company which owns
ne claims located BY Petty and Is she
My company mining coal in tina Soc
fon.-Gazette.
The daily silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1903-1907, 1904-08-20
Narrow Escape

Sunday. John Lee. IRE wen krown war
hant. IN attempting TO cross the True
zee river at his ranch seven miles from
vadsworth. IN hts spring wagon missed
ne ford he has successfully used for
many years, or the water was o high
o cross the stream at the time. ana
he Fl cd gave him the most thrilling
experience of hts life The water lifted
ne wager and swept the horses from
heir feet. The wagon upset and threw
tr. Lee into the river. He was carried
orne distance down stream and undoubt-
dly would have persisted had not Iohn
foore had the pesence of mind during
u the tr nb'e 10 keep Mr.. Lees body
n sight and he finally succeeded In LAND
Nc him on the banks, The horses were
early drowned and were saved only ~
ard werk-Wadsworth Dispatch.
The daily silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1903-1907, 1904-08-20

The Gazette says \. NJ. Dean Of san
Francisco. representing the United States
Fence Company, Is in Reno trying 20
aiganize a company to manufacture
fence wire, staples. etc, and he says
that he is meeting with promising sue
cess Mr.. Deans company is located in
San Francisco. where Il enjoys a pros
porous business, shipping large e0anu-
Ties Of wire. etc, TO the cities along he
coast.
MIR. Dean believes that Reno is an ex-
cellent distr. buting . int for a manu-
featuring concern Of this kin says
that there is much promise az a local
eompany be ne { rmed to so into the
manufactures business. He PROPOSED q,
capitalize the corporate il at 800. 900 The
company at San Francisco Is capitalized
Il $4,000.
The daily silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1903-1907, 1904-08-20
Finds Cola in Well

It Is not everyone who has a mine in
his own yard where he can work when
ever ne wishes and make go d wages.
but Mr.. c. J. orth OF Dayton, is lucky
IN MS respect Last fail he dug a well
in his front yard thirty-fve feet deep.
The entire distance was through coarse
gravel which Mr.. orfh sampled from
lime 70 time found contained euld.
Last spring he rugged up q process 70
screen and wash the gravel taken from
the well and bained SIT in gold from
It. During the summer he has started al
'ncllre and WI tunnel the entire yard.
Every day he works AT it. washing the
ground with water from a 3,eoo gallon
tank and makes good wages Tor his Ia
Dor. Mr.. orthss pan Is 10 tunnel along
one side OF the yard then work back
along The same tunnel, filling ii in as he
e es with IA waste The ground pays
from The surface but gess better As the
depth Increases The present incline of
he tunnel viii run II to a depth OF about
eighteen feeI-Dayten Advocate.
The daily silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1903-1907, 1904-08-20
Strikebreakef Gets Excited

Chicago. Aug. 1S,-Fire in the notheasl
corner Of the stockyards today gave rise
to exciting rumors that incendiaries were
at work. Sparks, presumably from "a
passing ] connective. fell into a pile OF
hay. The blaze was quickly extnguish
ed.
George b. Bailey, an Englishman, VIII
wars employed by packers agents IN kta>
island as soon as he ianded from hI>
iative land. lost his presence OF mlno
when his train drew into the stockyardS
today. A menac.ng looking crowd has.
gathered AT the tracks. Bailey. getting
out his rev iver. began shooting. lie FREQ
five shots and was ~reloading mis- weapon.
when a policeman arrested him. No pei
son was hit By Baiieys bullets.
A new source OF trouble developed IA
the strike situation today when tht
grease wagon teams .ers voted a. hano.t
nothing for meat dealers who are on IN,
s'unfair" list. The teams4ers viii nu
haul any refuse except Tor dealers vh
patronize the Independent packers only.
The daily silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1903-1907, 1904-08-20

a sunime cold is not only annoying
eut If not relieved Pneumonia will be thc
probable result By fan. One Minute
Cough CUE clears the pniegm. draws
out the Inflammation. meals. sooth.s ard
strengthens the lungs and br nchial
tubes. One Minute Cough Cures Is a.
ideal reunedy for tie oh ldren. Il Is pleas
ant 10 the taste and perfectly harmless
A certain cure for Group. Cough ans.
Cold. Sold b. Brown Bros.
On account OF a meeting Of the Knights
Templsr and the Sovereign Grand [ de-
independent Order e Odd Felows. the
Southern Pacific Company VIII sell tick
cts e. san Francisco and reiarn. At
s227o IN the round trip from Minnemuc.
ca Tickets on sale IN September. date.
10 be announced later. s-Is-27.
The daily silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1903-1907, 1904-08-20
0phir Mimny Company Sue,

San Francisc Aug. ls.-The Colder
Gate Mil and Minlt Company MAJ
brought suit against The ophir silvei
Mining Company 10 recover s8eo.aoo. IN
value OF ole said 10 have been takel
from a clam owned by the piaintin ~
the Virginia mining district. Storey coun
", Nevada Il Is ayefred In the com
plant tbs the defendant without RIG 81
or title uespassea On the land on AUg
ust Il Isos, and at once began TO tax,
out the ore.
Attorneys who nled the complain,
claim that the plaintiffs hold title q
the land under a patent granted by tn,
Unised States government on March H.
ISIS. 10 the Vermont Cons lldated Min
ing Company This concern deeaed IA,
pros erty 80 the pIa ntifs and tney wer,
IN lawful possession OF IL at the time o.
the alleged trespass By the ophir com
pany.
The daily silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1903-1907, 1904-08-20

TO Thomas Nolan. ynn SIRE hereby
notified thst. I. the undersigned have
reformed The annual IA bnr To the vsfpe
= Ore Hnndr-a Dollars. Ia IN. year
ses. o. N. Radger Mining rlnfp. sfi-
,Sted IN Jackson Crack Mining D'Sgrfcg.
4pn9heidi county state e. Nevada. tn
'anDer csnvan. heirx The FIRST rapven
fouth ~ Jackssn Creek. the labor 70
.uired To b. performed on said claina
fnder the provisions Of section ssA %
he Revised STATUTES 81 ~. United
fnf~s n hela the same fer the year
ndinG the yfst day n Dae@na Dor. fSa3
md tha* r 81 fna sxpisatfan ~ afnefN
isyS after tne oupsirstian az this note
ron sho.la ran m cnnfffhutp vaur pro-
,nrtinn ~ Safs expenditures -our Inter
-st IN the sata claim shall heca'~r ffs
rapertv NJ tha undersigned vour ~
twr-r 0f said rlairn. vnur sa4S '~fer-Ss
aiur an andfVtdAa fwc-thifse ~ said
iai.,a and wasir rrnrorfinu or said er-
nAnaFsuras heGu~ eeg &c - -na r~et
uhlinatsNn ~ IRIS nsfic. 10 rnaSa m
he 7fh Say ~ Tuns lana Vow @aid
p~nnnrfsnn rr~- - 4ets ~ h- ,InSa~
-srnaa ~ roo~~ =" @faifc NnnSfup Ct
r.n,4fS sffsS,u~4 ar ne aarast.a< w-ffs
re -irst %affonai Rant ~ Wivsn
s,ssera ~ wfnre~o,,eoa ~.voaa ~ ~,v
S~osfr v~-~vTs~rr~ ~ 1872
rafed shfs ~ dsv ~ IurA. 1eas M
The daily silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1903-1907, 1904-08-20

The starr ling announcement thar 81
preventive OF suicide had been discovered
VIII Interest many. A run down system.
or d-espanaencV invariably preceGe SUI
cide snd something has been found thar
wiz prevent that condition when makes
suicide likely. Al the nrst thought Of
self destruction take Electric Blt,ers p,
being a great tenic aad nervrne win
strengthen the nerves and build up the
system It's fslso a great Stomach. Liver
ana kidney regulator. only SOC. Salts
taetion guaranteed By Brown Rros
Druggists
The daily silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1903-1907, 1904-08-20

Chicago. Aug. l9-Charles ". Spa'ding
victed and sentenced to ten years i'm
prfsonment for emhezzleraent was I day
discharged from the pen Tertiary by
Judge Dunno. The order OF the court
discharging the ex-banker from CUSTODY
was based upon a technically N the
original Indictment Spaldlng had al
ready served several years OF his sent
ence
The daily silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1903-1907, 1904-08-20

A o IA TO sc PRETTY


The finest contour Of a female face. Tire
sweetest smile OF a female mouth, loses
something IL the head is crovred with
scant hair. Scant and failing hair. IL Is
now known is caused by q parasite that
burrows into the scalp to the root OF the
hair. where il saps the vitality The lit
tie white scales the germ throws up il
burro wing are called dandruf. To cure
dandrpff permanently. then. and to stop
falling hair. that germ must he killed.
Newbro's Herpicide, an entirely new re-
suit q the chemical laboratory. destroys
the dandruff germ. and, Of course. stons
the falling hNir. and prevents badness
Sold by heading druggists. Send las. in
stamps for sample to The Herpicide Co.
Detroit. Mich.
t'or sate by Brown Bros, Druggists
The daily silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1903-1907, 1904-08-20

he one that will cleanse the system
et the liver TO action, remove the bile
ear the c mplexion. eurs headache ane
moAs ntfle pills for doing such work
'~easanily and eTectuany are DeNvitt's
title Early Risers. Bob Moore. ~ La
ayette, n q SAYS "All other pills
used Eripe ard sicken. -htle De.
Wits Little Early RSers are simpi,
effect Sold by Brown Ores.
The daily silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1903-1907, 1904-08-20
Collie end Oisr,hsea a Renee,
ThatIs Provusts rd steassnt

The prompt results produced by cham
beriatn's Collie. Cholera and parrhoea
Remedy, together with its pleasant taste
have won Cor Il a place In many h use
holds. Mr.. *. +. TAYLOR. a merchant of
Winslow. Ala. writes: Il hay used
c~hamberlainss core. Cnofera and Dlar.
rhoea Remedy myself and also with mer
on my place. for diarrhoea and collie AMI
Il always gives relief pr nptly and pleas
antly." For Sale by Brown Bros.
The daily silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1903-1907, 1904-08-20

CL0THfNG-Suits, Coats and Vests.
ants Extra Nests-one ( a kIna-ouds
nd ends from Manufacturers Now here
5 your opportunity to buy either OF the
Dove 50 PER CENT CHEAPER THAN
YER BEFORE. Wake up Get a
love on YOU and secure one II these
bargains. 60 PER CENT CnEAPEN
HAN BEFORE Stock ana sizes HIN
ed. F. c. ROBINS q 60
S-ra-lw
The daily silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1903-1907, 1904-08-20

Torka. tie usual cheat foi
vanilla. costs one or two cent.
for a certain amount
Schiilings Beet vanilla 4 dol
l2r.
One is strong; the other j.
fire. One is rank; the o,her !.
delicate. Never helcss four
ffths OF "vanilla is torLa
The cS cents accounts for il,
The daily silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1903-1907, 1904-08-20
THE
"All Right" Washer

~ correctly named. ii l. the uulckess
= ~ tine simplest II runs tie eas'es1
" cts the streak out. n n the MS
durable. II weighs the 'sasi~~
bounds II viii ual rus or 70 .
slaves. II washes the dirtesl piaefT
fastest II washes by the lates; scitir
hhc principle. II win wash a cannhf@
handkerchief alone. I. wifi wash "
yards Of rarpei at one tilae. II aao'
years and happiness TO the ~laundFs.s
The least NOISE. SisOP. sTbns
l.ARtlfi and TIME THE uasi ~
FECTfNf-NESS. pLEASiiIsE SAFE
ACTION. Address all inquiries \
THOMAS SHONE who = SOLE az
Tor Nevada Call and the srt
work al nts rssidsBcs 49,
The daily silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1903-1907, 1904-08-20
Russian 6unbodt Sinks

reklo, Aug ia Russian sunboat =.
the 0tvajni type struck Il mine ana san
on Tao II pr montory, the extreme S u b
ern .oint OF the Kwan Tunx peninsuis
on which Port Arthur Is situated. az
o'clock on Thursday night.
Tho otva5ni Is an arnored gunhoai
or 1900 ms displacement. launched In
iSs4, ard carries one s-inch gun, one SIX
inc gun and ten %ouickhring gums, she
has two torpedo tubes, has a speed OF
Is knots and carries a crew OF l2 men.
The daily silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1903-1907, 1904-08-20

a little thing sometimes results IN
-ath. Thus a mere scratch. insignins
ant cuts or puny boiis have paid the
ms Arniea Salve ever handy. It's the
est saive on earth and viii prevent IA
lity. when Burns. Sores, Ulcers and
Hes threaten Only &c. at Brown Bros.
rug St re.
The daily silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1903-1907, 1904-08-20
aaDUcED RATES 10 san rl.A..
CISCO

&hHAAa
On account OF the 1risnniai conclave
>'ish'a Tempiar, which meets n "a,
fen,lTee sep'ember 10 . and me SOW.
reign Grand Lodge. lndepenaen, or,,,
qua Fei'"wa' which meets IN sin
'"ne'S'o September 10 10 = eas,ern
"'as VIII sell tickets Al renaeea r,.,..
9 san Francisco and Los Anre,es rms,
mi' heing October % These r,,.. v,,n
r y use from al poiuts n ~, l,,,,..
iaits, some Of them hr,ar "a
"''ae" lL sam; ciueinnati a
eew YORK CITY, snm: nosfop ~.
""' 70 S2m according 20 roan trave,es
"f'''s desiring 70 make aenos,, t,r =,
ives r friends can .eeure run snforma
i oF calling on nea,es, Southern -
~ihe agent
7sl4-s~1b
The daily silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1903-1907, 1904-08-20
Dfut MtAThtR ktfGRi

United States Department Of Agriculture,
winnemucca, New, Aug. IL, 1904
Mean barometer .........@ 1884 inches
Maximum temperature ......s.SS degrees
Minimum temperature ..........si degrees
Mean temperature ............O degrees
Normal temperature ........,.....D degees
Prevailing wind. direction ........%....SW
Precipitation
Mir. temp. Aug 20 IS degrees
j. c. HAYDEN.
Tonight FAIR. warmer. Sunday fair.
McADIE.
The daily silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1903-1907, 1904-08-20

! y nothing better for liver de,anre.
ment and consultation than Chamber.
iafn's Stomach and Liver Tablets Il. r.
Andrews nea MoInes, Iowa. For sale by
Brown Bros. "
The daily silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1903-1907, 1904-08-20
A('kEEESS
u Ft?5i TABL

cure Dyspepsia auu an disorders ar
ing IRON Indigestion Endorsed nv M
pnysieians everywhere. 40 AIRS
pay D. cents.
ro' saie By Brown rros.
lrial nateaee free by writtnc g.
'''oNe q Co Bunsla NY
The daily silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1903-1907, 1904-08-20
WHAT MAaktI WilD
Reported Crop tai'wes 10
Northwest Send Price Up


New York. Aug. Is.-The wheat market
here today was the the widest yet seen
on the advance, not SO much because OF
speculative business, alth ugh that was
large. but on account II the e%Straordtn-
airy climb OF prices. shattering all pre-
vfous records for the crop by seven cents
a bushel and forcing September here to
sl.I4 rs by midday. or practically -four
cents advance over yesterdays close.
There wes nothing for sale during the
: renoon, except when holders took prot
It's and buyers of even small lots had to
pay sharp advances to get any wheat.
Chicago. Aug. @-On a calamity mar
set today September wheat sofa at
$40 rs. December at s1.I2 l-2 and MAY
at sLI4 IS. As compared with las. nights
close. today's high figures represent al
vsnces OF four cents. S rs cents ana
and s cents expressive,y for the three
deliveries.
Heavy straw but not a pint Of wheat
N the shock. not one hundred bushels
plump wheat on one thousand acres:
large parts OF many fields in such condl
ton that they are considered worthless.
and "th worst crop failure ever expert
enced. were the walls r. m nj nnesola
ard Dakota wheat fields that sent trad
ers wild. The close was strong. 3-fa7-s,
under the top tor September. pecemnel
finished l9I sS n May IS cents unuel
the highest point for the day.
The daily silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1903-1907, 1904-08-20

= li'tie %forethousht may save Won n,
emo OF trouble Anyone who makes r. ],
ute TO keep chamberia'n's Collie cho,
er" ana biarrh en- Remedy AZ noro
~ ms to be a fact, For sale 4,
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1904-10-27
SNAKES IN THE SAUERKROUT.
they Caused Great Vintage iu Iowa to Be
Fed 10 Pigs.

Sioux City, Iowa tSpecjaO-Thcrc
g., sorrow in Davenport, Dubuque, Pol
la and Orange City, for the weather
conditions have made the sauerkraut
.rop a failure, and these centers re
',sc to be comiortei.
The crop OF sauerkraut was the
argcSt ever raised in the State. The
Der capita got as big as the money
circulation under fiat currency, but
titcr the unprecedented yield of cab
1agc had been minted into kraut IT
was discovered that little Shiny white
snakes were all though the kraut,
Some Of them arc foot long.
Prof II. +. Summers, State Ento.
mologiSt, being appeal to, declared
he saucrkraut snake harmless, but
'alks who ate some Of the snaky hraut
promptly and triumphantIy became
very sick.
4 great vintage Of fine kraut has
been incontinently dumped out to the
pigs, on the theory that anyhow the
DIGS are sold to other folks to eat,
and ii they get snakes the snakes will
be eaten down East or somewhere
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1904-10-27
Eauine Intelligence.

A Boston gentleman Connected with
the National Tube Works, sends US the
following, for the truth of which he
voucheS:
My friend was ship-builder; his
Shipyard was some miles from his
house, which distance he had to cover
on horseback. He had Il white horse
that had served him long and faith
fully in this capacity.
One day his horse fell for some cause
that | no not remember, and he was
thrown to the ground and severely
cut on the head.
He was unconscious for some time
and when he "came to- found the
horse standing by him.
After u while he gathered himself
up and attempted to mount the horse,
but every time he tried fell back.
Finally the horse walked to the side
Of large rock which stood near. Th"
gentleman craWled along to it and
after hard work got on the horse, and
then the horse walked slowly and
carefully home with him, the rider
being in q sem-cOnscions conditions.
The family removed him from the
horse on his arrival home ana put him
to bed He was a long while recover
ing from this accident and ono day
when convalescing, thc horse, being
brought to tho window where the
gentleman sat, showed unmistakabIe
signs of pleasure at seeing his master
once more. The gentleman is Still
living and can cOrroboratc this true
horse story.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1904-10-27
Snake Culture in Australia.

Snakes, according to the prevailing
popular notion, should he killed at
sight as utterly useless and positively
dangerous creatures, but in Australia
they are now being Systematically
reared for the sake of their skins,
which have IL considerable CONNER
cal value in London, Paris and New
York. Snake skin is the most fashion
able material for slippers, belts, bags,
purses, card cases, jewel boxes, dress
ing table accessories, etc. Rabbit
trappers supplement their means con.
sderably by catching young snakes
and extracting the poisonous fangs.
The blacks are also expert snake catch.
ers. To them the snake is an agree.
able article Of dlct-Kansas City Jour
nal. -.....'- .-..----
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1904-10-27
Thirst For Wisdom.

"Say, pop
YES"
Bald heads is funny thir-:s nn't
they. pop
"Um-I guess so.'
"Sny, pop
I'm busy reading, Tommy. Go
away
But pop--what makes bald heads"
lizard thinking. my SON
THAT what made YOU bald headed:'
Eyes"
"Why amt mamma bald headed,
them"
(No answer,
Pop
"Eh:"
"Why ain't mamma bald headed!
Can't she think any,
UneasineSS on part Of pop.)
"Tommy, if YOU don't stop bothcrinS
me, III send YOU to bed
U.oug silence. Pop thinks hr has for
gotten IT,
Pop"
tNO answer
Say. pop
"WcllT
Bet our new baby Is great
thinker"
iNo answer
'iic doesn't show it, though"
(Another Siteurcl
"' "'Ccptin' ny his bald head
tNo answcrD
Pop
Tommy, If YOU don tt
But, pop--arc you sure a bald head
is "A sign of hard thinkin'?'
Eyes, why:'
because | heard Squire Wigs ask
Judge Snbbery what made yonr head
SO bald, and he said it was due to Il
bad case of mattermony--
land out in the woodShed Tommy
lifted up his voice in anguish and bit
terly repented him that once more he
had brought down sorrow upon his
head through his insane craving after
wisdom San Francisco Bulletin.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1904-10-27
THE OTHER FELLOWS JOB.

There's a craze among us mortals that is
cruel hard to name,
Wheresoe'er you find human you will
find the case the same;
You may seek among the worst of men or
seek among the best,
And you'll find that every person is pre-.
cisely like the rest.
Each believes that his real calling is along
some other line
Than the one at which he's working--take,
for instance, yours and mine;
From the meanest "me-too' creature to
the leader of the mob,
There's a universal craving for "the other
fellows job"
There are millions of positions in the busy
world to-day,
Each a drudge to him who holds it, but to
him who doesn't play;
Every farmers broken hearted that in
youth he missed his call,
While that same unhappy farmer is the
envy of us all,
Any task you care to mention seems
vastly better lot
Than the one especial something which
you happen to have got
There's but one sure way to smother envy's
healtache and her sob;
Keep too busy at your own to want the
other fellows job
Success.