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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-16
Pointed Paragraphs.

Poor men and poor umbrellas generally
get left.
The. promoter is sort of drum major of
industry.
Some men mistake q demijohn for the
fountain of youth.
Eloquence is but ordinary cab with its
holiday clothes on.
No artist can paint a self-made man as
big as he thinks he is
The less money a man has the fewer
friends he has TO bother him.
There's greater demand for the shov-
eiers than there is for poets
A woman might as well set hen on
IN this glorious land of the Tree the
politician seems TO be q necessary evil.
Plenty Of faith should be mixed with the
other ingredients in doctors prescrip-
ton.
Unless YOU are willing to confess your
ignorance you can never acquire knowl-
edge
A man always tells his wife that coed
husba nds are made by letting them have
their own way.
Some political candidates lose ont be-
cause they are unknown md some be-
cause they are too we'll known.
Beware Of the married man who advises
a bacnelor To get married. lie may pc
trying to- get even.
What do you suppose the Lord thinks
of the loafers who sit around on store
boxes and oritise the weather?
ParadOXicai though it may seem a we'd
ding ceremony isn't considered a success
unless there is a hitch in its somewhere.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-16
DANE DOWN TO WEIGHT
Battling One viii be in Shape
For Britt Next tuesday
Night.

San Francisco, Dec. 15s-Battling Nelson
IS working hard at Larkspur for his fight
with Jimmy Britt next week. He spends
a great part OF his time slamnning Eddie
Santry around. and likes the work
Bat is within step of 1926 O'Clock.
Dut Will work hard because he expects 10
De called upon TO travel the pace of his
life 10 beat the unbea ten Britt.
m not much on the talk said Mel
son, but | think I am avoiding ANYTHING
ike bragSadocio, even if do say that
nave SHOWN the people that / can fight.
Flghting Is my game-not talking Only
rye people IN ten thought / had a chance
with Corbett and the five in ten VINO
made bets on me thought / he'd Just a
chance, and a chance only. feel as sure
OF beating Britt as | felt of Beating the
Denver boy, and a couple Of dollars of
my good hard coin will come out OF the
safe deposit on fight day to BE placed
on myself at the prevailing odds. hope
am again posted with the ODDS 2 to /
against me-"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-16
SALT LAKE BIKERS
MAY RIDE At BUFFALO

1t is Just possible that the Salt Lake
contingent Of bicycle riders who rode in
the six-day race in New York las week
win get another chance TO show their
speed before coming nome. T. NJ Samuel
son of this city, brother of w. r. Samuel
son, received a letter from the Provo rider
yesterday stating that he ana Williams
were going to Buffalo, n. Y, where a
weeks racing was being planned.
Norman G. Hopper has also telegraphed
for his pace-following machine 70 be sent
at once 10 BuffalO. which would indicate
that he expected 10 ride there.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-16
wHIRLwIND FIGHT.
Monty AttelI Gets Decision Over
Johnny Regain.

st. Louis. Mo. Dec. 15.-Monty At
tell of san Francisco tonight gained
the decision over Johnny Regain of New
York at the end of a whirlwind battle
before the West End club. During the
fifteen rounds the contest lasted each
boy scored a knockdown, and a draw
verdict would have been better received
by the crowd. Attell earning a very
meager advantage by his tendency to
rush the fighting and a narrow margin
of blows landed. The fight was the
fastest seen here IN months. both boys
boring in and IN nearly every round
exchanging rights and lefts to the head
until both were exhausted and chung to
one another for support. The weight
was 116 pounds at 4 o'clock ia the aft
ernOOn.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-16
DENTON T. ("CY.'D YOUNG,
Pitcher of the Boston American League Club.

Denton 7. Young was born March %
1861. in Gilmore. Tuscarawas county Ohio.
lie played amateur hail at Red Cloud.
Neb. filling different positions before
gong INTO the pitchers box. His work in
.nat section while pitching attracted the
minor league club managers and in fSa0
ne received several offers. finally accept
ing an engagement with the Canton club
OF the Iri-State league. He took part IN
thirty-seven championship games in 1890
thirty OF which he pitched Before the
season was half over the Cleveland club
OBTAINED his release from the Canton
S !D' ana ne finished the season with
Cleveland, having taken part i'm seven
teen games He was resigned for 1891
ana during that year pitched fifty games
RANKING the most successful of the clubs
pltcnerS- To his fine work Cleveland had
10 attribute much OF the success of rho
team during that year. In 1892 his ef-
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-16
HIGH SCHOOL TEAM
WILL BE BANQUETTED

The annual banquet Of the West Side
High school will be held at the University
Clue tomorrow night. The banquet will
be given the boys by Professor George A
Eaton OF the High school II Is expected
That a captain Of tho team for ncxr year
VIII be elected by the members of the
team at this time. The season inst closed
has been one OF The most successful the
team ever had which has largely been
due 20 the efforts OF the present captain.
find II difficult job TO get a man to
taxa bic nlacc.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-16
He Had His Preference.
Seattle Post-Intelligencer.l


There is a small town in Kansas that
boasts female preacher" said a tourist.
and the lady's duties are many. One dav
she may visit the sick. another attend a
funeral aud the next baptize oaby. One
afternoon she was preparing the sermon
Tor the following Sunday. when she heard
a timid knock AT the door. Answering the
summons, she found a bashrul young Ger
man standing on the step and swirling his
hat in his hands.
Good afternoon the lady remarked
What do YOU want?'
key?'
Yes. sir
'Yesl Veil I want me TO kit merriet >
All right. can marry YOU. she said
The lady's hair Is beginning 20 silver.
and tho German glanced at st. Then he
rsmmed his hat on his head and buried
down the patch.
What's the natter" she cried after
him.
You gifts no chance NIT me-. he called
back. ! don't want you. I haf got me a
girl already"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-16
TURF MAN ONCE WEALTHY
NOW DOWN AND OUT

Cincinnati. Dec l5.-Lawrence Hart.
aged 50. who was. until a few weeks ago.
a wealthy turfman, was today. at his own
request. sent from police headquarters to
the city infirmary- Hart, known all over
the country. was, until a short time ago.
worth something over 500 600. but for
tune set against him and today ne is
pcnnilcss For years Hart mas maintained
a string OF horses which made him
wealthy. and until a year ago owned a
fine stock farm near Lexington. Ky. The
end of the last Latonia meeting. however.
saw him ruined. With what little money
he had left Hart bought one morse. with
hopes OF retrieving fortune. and named
him Last Penny. but the horse died i'm
a few days and Hart was at the end OF
his string.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-16
90 TO 1 SHOT LANDS.
Agnes Mack Surprises Talent and
Beats Good Field.

Los Angeles. Dec. 15.-Favorites had a
very bad day of it at Ascot today sails.
the only successful favorite, took the
fourth race from a good field. Agnes
Mack surprised everybody by winning the
second race at 20 TO 1 from the red hot
favorite. The Major, with Wager third.
FTeesias was played in the third as IL il
were all over. but could not get up IN
time to beat Blue Ridge. Weather clear;
track fast. Summary
First race, five furlOngs. selling-Hnona
won; Light of Day second. Anona third.
Time-1.0I14-
Second race. six furlongs, seIling-Agnes
Mack won; The Major second, Wager
third. Time-1142.
Third race. mile and seventy yards sell
inC-Blue Ridge won: Freesias second.
Phvz third. Time-1:E.
Fourth race, six and a half furlongs-
sails won: Fl Chihuahua second Kenil-
worth third. Time-l.2l.
Fifth race. one mile and seventy yards
selling-lnvictus won; Namtor second,
CiOvertou third. Time a
Sixth race. six furlongS selling-Sir
Christopher won: NanOn second. Skirmish
third Time-1:l6-
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-16
Hadn't Heard of joe Wheeler.
(Kansas City Times.l

Ihausds LIIg IIHltSD
Last week while General Joe Wheeler
was in the city he attracted considerable
attention at the Coates house. where he
stayed. One morning during his stay a
young man WAC boards on the West Side
went into the hotel to buy a cigar.
Did you ever see Joe Wheeler" asked
the cigar clerk after the customer had Sc
lected his smoke. NO was the reply
Well there he is said the clerk, point
ing the general out 10 the customer. The
young man who had bought the cigar said
nothing
The clerk waited d moment for a COM
ment OF some kind. and when il was not
forthcoming, said: You know who Joe
Wheeler Is. OF course7' NO. I don't be-
Heve I do. replied the young man. You
see, friend. I've only lived in Kansas City
about a month"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-16
Reflections of a Bachelor.
New York SIM J

INeW 1OTk SUM
II makes a woman's feet get very cold
TO see her neighbours new fur for the
neck
A cheap way TO get popularity with her
is 10 refuse TO eat anybodys biscuits but
your Wifes.
About the time a man struggles to his
feet from the summer vacation expenses
ChStmas heaves in sight
II 2 man doesn't like TO be kept awake
all night by the baby his wife is just s.
likely as not TO suspect that he is leading
a double life.
When man in his paJamas bumps his
shin or a rocking chair IL is surprising
what a weak. washy thing his vocabulary
seems 10 him
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-16

New York Worldly

Representative Dixon Of Montana is tell
mig OF the experience of a young eastern
woman with one OF his constituents. She
left the train al a way station I'm eastern
Montana ore afternoon ara .sked the
only man in SIGHT how she could get to
her destination. far out ia the country.
you'll have 10 wait for the staoe in
the morning. said the man. You cant
get any ri= here"
But where am 7 - stop?" inquired the
young lady. There's NOTHING here but
the station, and I can't sleep on the
floor" tstte
Guess you'll have TO bunk with the
station agent
Sir she exclaimed. Il am a lady"
Sos the station agent, said the man
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-16

IecuXe delivery went far toward enabling
the Cleveland team to finish first in The
IIrst season He also did good work
against Boston during the deciding series
Ior the possession of the pennant of the
Twelve club league. He stood with the
cleveland team when they went To ST
LOUIS and pitched with the St Louis nine
until he Joined the Boston Amepicar ~ i ~
Isol; While pitching for Canton against
Mcheesport, on July %, 1891. he shut ont
me after team without a hit. tanning
eeitsh1een men. On May 5. 1904 he shut
man reaching first base-this being ONLY
the third feat of the kind in the history
OF baseball He pitched sixteen-inninS
Wnen only two scattering hits were nnads
OIL MS delivery for twelve consecutivH
innings. Young is a giant in size and
STANDS 5d6 ls SIX feet in height and weighs about
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-16
TOD SLOAN MAKES
BIG WIN IN COURTS

Paris. Dec 15.-The court of appeals has
confirmed the Judgment OF the lower
court favorable 10 Tod Sloan. the Amer
lean jockey, and against the Jockey club
Sloan sued the Jockey club for $40 600
damages for being warned off the turf
in connection with Rose De MATS winning
the Prix De Diane at the Chantilly races
IN May. 1892.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-16

And in accordance win law and an order
of the board Of directors. made on the
f2t n day of November 1904 so many
shares Of each parcel Of such stock as
may be necessary. viii be sold at the COM
pany's office. room 3o5 Progress building,
Salt Lake City. Utah. on the 5th day OF
January. 1905. at D. m. to pay the de-
linquent assessment thereon. together
with the cost of advertising and expense
of sale. A. l.. JACOBS, Secretary
First publication Dec. l6 1904.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-16
INTERPRETERS NEEDED.

Washington, Dec. ia communica-
ton from Secretary Hay recommend
ing the establishment of a corps of
student Interpreters in Japan and Ko-
rea-five 20 be provided for the for
mer country and three for the latter
was forwarded 10 the house TODAY
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-16
NO AWARD MADE.

Washington. Dec. 15.--Bids of Amer
lean shippers for transportation Of 3d.
900 tons of coal from the Atlantic coast
TO Manila bay, opened today, were
nearly 50 per ton higher than those Of
foreign shippers. No award was made.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-16

Halifax, n. s.. Dec. l5.-The bye
elections in Nova Scotia today for the
provincial legislature resulted in an
other sweeping victocy for the liberals.
In the seven counties where elections
were held all liberals were returned.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-16
Forty Years Age.
(Philadelphia Press

Yes. Mr. Bull. said Miss Passay. who
prided herself on her youthful appearance.
my father went into the civil war as
private and came home at its close with
a captains sword
Ali replied Mr.. Bull, how delighted
you must have been to see MIN again.'
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-16
BERLINS POPULATIONS

Berlin. Dec. 15.-Berlin has passed
the two million mark in the popula-
ton of the city proper. The police
register shows 2.O0i 500 inhabitants.
The adjoining suburbs have a popula-
tion of nearly 100000 persons.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-16
Six-Round Go.

Grand Rapids. Mich. Dec 15-Mat-
~ Matthews OF Brooklyn gained a de-
cision over Foster Walker Of Detroit
in six-round battle before the Olym-
pic club here tonight.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-16
Delinquent Notice.

SHARP MINING COMPANY. LOCA-
ton and principal place of business. Salt
Lake City, Utah. Notice.-There are de-
linquent upon the following described
stock on account of assessment No OF
One-half ~ cent per share. levied on the
18th day of November. 1894. the several
amounts set opposite the names Of the re-
spective shareholders. as follows:
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-16
snide Lights on History.


N-HItd2U JUufnaI.J
Henry of Navarres snowy nh1me waved
IN the firing line al Ovry and his gallant
knights were keeping an eye on it, as ne
bad instructe ed them.
But there were several knockers in the
bunch.
Hun they .sneered, his nibs Is show
ing the white feather
This gave them an excuse to hunt their
holes
Herodotus. the Father of Lies. was
travelling in the Nubian desert when he
stumbled over the remains of a De trffied
man.
Alas the historian exclaimed that
poor devil certainly had hard finish
And softly chuckling TO himself he
thence marched ten parasangs to supper
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-16
Substitute Offered

Mr.. Culberson offered as a substitute
Tor the bond provision of the bill an
amendment granting 5000 hectares
t-O,OoO acres) of the Philippines public
lands for every mile of railroad con-
structed in the islands.
Mr.. Bailey proposed an amendment
C'ving the Philippine government au-
thority to regulate the charges of the
roads to which it is proposed TO extend
cid.
MI SpOoner suggested an amendment
rNr the provision authorizing Philippine
municipalities to contract indebtedness
% promote local improvements. point
ing out the possibility of an abuse of
that privilege.
At BIS p. m. the senate went into
executive session and at D. IN. ad-
j1urned
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-16

Walla Walla, Wash. Dec. 15.-Perry
Queenan knocked out Ed Taro in the
tenth round tonight
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-16
COLORADO EXCURSION,

Via o. 5. l. and L. P. Dec. % and q.
Round trip only $3.50 See o. s. L.
agents for particulars.
Royal Bread won Its popularity on
merit. All grocers sell II. None gen.
uine without our label with the crown
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-16
Newlands' Amendment.

WilHout taking action on Mr.. Hey-
furn,s amendment the senate passed
consideration of an amendment sug-
sosted by Mr.. Newlan6s in the shape
OF substitute for the railroad bond
Fi0vision OF the bill The substitute
reduces the rate Of interest on the
bonds TO 212 per cent and provides that
they shall be guaranteed by the gov
eminent of the United States. The
amendment also provided a method of
taxing the proceeds Of the railroad i'm
ire islands. Mr.. Newlands contended
tHat its adoption would materially as\
sist in the financing of the roads.
Mr.. McComas criticised the amend
ment as form of paternalism. He
presented substitute for section D en-
towering the Philippine commission to
amend the tariff laws of the islands.
Mr.. Lodge indicated a willingness
to accept the amendment in behalf of
the Philippine committee. but Mr. Platt
CT Connecticut criticised it as author
ity 10 the Philippine government TO
modify the tariff for a part of the
United States
Msssrs. Lodge and McComas replied
that the amendment requires the ar
Troval Of the American congress to the
proposed modification, but Mr.. Plat
renewed his opposition and said if CON
gress could delegate its power TO the
philippine commission il could delegate
IL to the Judges Of & TASK
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-16
EMPEROR WILLIAM
PROMOTES YACHT RACES

Kiel. Germany. Dec 1.-THE Imperial
Yacht club today announced the condi-
tiOns for the transatlantic Yacht race for
Emperor Williams cup. The start is to
take place May 15 1908. off Sandy Hook
lightship. thence to the Lizard lightship.
The race is open to yachts Of all nations
Of not less than 200 tons Thames measure
ment- The yachts owned by members OF
the Imperial Yacht club which are eligible
to enter are Emperor Williams Meteor
III. the empress Iduna. Herr Ballin's
Hamburg. Herr Watjen's Navahoe and
the Orion. formerly the Meteor.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-16

Berlin. Dec. 15.-EmDeror William will
offer additional prizes to be competed for
i'm the transatlantic Yacht races. accord
ing to the number of yachts competing
One-third Of the starters viii receive
trophies Any yacht losing a man over
board viii be excluded from the award OF
prizes. this condition being intended to
safeguard the crews as much as possible
The date selected for the start OF the
race, May Is 1905 mas been chosen so
that the yacht may reach British waters
i'm time to participate in the Dover-HeIigo-
land race and later the Kiel regatta. az
which the emperor personally will present
q CUP to the winner.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-16
FORMAL ORDER
in SWAYNE CASE
No Time SET by the Senate For
Hearing the Evidence.
PHILIPPINE BILL DISCUSSED
SHORT SPEECH MADE BY SEN
AToR KEARNS.


Washington. Dec. 15.-The senate
/ spent practically the entire day dis
cdssing the Philippine administrative
bill A number OF amendments were
suggested and debated among them
Icing provisions relating to railroad
tonds, mining locations and tariff rates.
Under unanimous agreement the vote
on the bill will be taken tomorrow ana
! the disposal of all amendments will
occur at the same time
formal order 10 enter on the
Swayne impeachment proceedings was
adopted. but ii did not fix a day for
at ginning the work
When the senate met today Mr.. Plat
tConn.). chairman of the select COM
mittee to consider the recommendation
O. the house of representatives for the
impeachment of Judge Swayne. pre-
sented the report of that committee.
she report was in the shape of an or
der. which, after reciting the circum-
stances in a preamble proceeded as
follows:
ordered, that the senate viii. ae-
cGrding to it's standing rules and or
derS in such cases provided take pro-
FER action thereon, upon the present
attention of the articles of impeach-
men0, of which due notice shall be
given to the house of representatives
The resolution was agreed to.
The urgent deficiency appropriation
LII was passed without debate.
Philippine Bill Taken Up.
The Philippine administration bin
vas taken up and Mr.. Stewart spoke
III support of the railroad bond provi-
SION, saying that no other agent was
ecual to railroads as civilizers of saw
ages.
Mr.. MeCumber opposed the bond pro
vision and offered an amendment strik-
irF it out
Mr.. Hepburn addressed himself to
the existing law affecting mining Ioca-
tons in the Philippines and offered an
amendment providing in effect for the
f% urn to the American method of To-
catlon instead Of the Spanish method
aGopteds in the present law.
Mr.. McComas opposed a change of
conditions existing In the Philippine
archipelago.
Mr.. Kearns also opposed a change.
saying: AS an American prospector
and IN behalf of prospectors. | take
issue with the senator from Idaho He
LOT only wanted the system of limiting
ownership by the surface area retained
in the Philippines. but would have it
u ansplanted to the United States. SO
that miners and prospectors would
snow from the beginning What their
7: operty rights are. He had engaged
IN many mining suits, and expressed
the opinion that mining litigation is
a mere matter of financial endurance
in most cases"
Mr.. Hepburn declared that the sur
face system had been adopted TO suit
he plans Of those who want TO locate
vast areas and shut out the prospect
ols.
The Holly chieftain., 1904-05-06

We would like to SEE the farm
ers of this section catch up with
the Rocky Ford country in the
matter of early shipments of can
taloupes this year. We see no
reason why cantaloupes and wa
termelons should not mature here
as early as anywhere in the valley.
In order to contribute toward the
encouragement of earlier melons
we will give a years subscription
of the Chieftain to the party
bringing in the first ripe fully ma.
tured cantaloupe: also years
subscription for the first ripe wa
termelon, and another for the
largest watermelon brought in dur
ing the season.
The Holly chieftain., 1904-05-06
Do You Want the Earth!

The Earth is a new monthly H.
lnstra.ed journal. published lay
the Santa F.4. T4lls the truth
about the great Southwest ,.uI
California the truth is good
enough. Frequent articles de-
scribing your part of the country.
Contains letters written by farm
ers. stockmen and fruit-raisers
men who have succeeded and who
give the reasons why. Strong ed
itorials and interesting miscella
ny. A very persuasive immisra-
ton helper.
Why not have it sent to frie,ds
"back East to do missionary
work for the Southwest? Regu-
lar subscription price is % cents Il
year; worth double. Send us 80
cents (coin or stamps) with names
and addresses of five eastern
friends; we will mail The Earth to
them and to you for six months.
Write today to The Earth, 1920
Railway Exchange Building, Chi
cago.
The Holly chieftain., 1904-05-06
Water is Plenty all Over the State.

Reports of the results of Mon
days rain came i'll to State Engi-
neer l.. G, Carpenter yesterday
Excepting slight damage to the
Rocky Ford and Catlin bitches,
the reports Indicate that farmers
and stockgrowers have more ieas-
on to feel assured CT successful
season than for four years past
There was twenty times us much
water rs usual Yesterday morning
in the Cache la Poudre There
was 1000 cubic feet in the canon
above Fort Collins.
The Arkansas, which stream
and tributaries water all Of east
ern Colorado. show the yuage line
at Pueblo 10 be six feet six inches
high, and was dischargirg G,L0C
cubic feet of water. The Apisha-