The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-12-13

/ With the Long B0v.
II -"Eye waas. shoot foar q mos"
HE democratic party of the few patients that
Uses to survive the post-mortem examination.
General Stoessels Christmas goose likely to be bit
leggy 49,. .
flying on the Panama site That's nothing
dts flying out Hennepin avenue, too.
Wall street ought to have Lawson searched for
cealed weapons. - .<.
Finance is so frenzied of late that we would
surprised the bbng firm Of Rockefeller &
Lawson doing business the street. Keep money
M> 49,. -
If you get real human opinion go out to the
other end of Hennepn where the people for month past
have been living modified form Of sand blast The author
tiles their great wisdom macadamzed the with lime
which puverzd fine diamond cutting powder The
wind sfted this invisible powder into crack and crevice
eating the oriental rugs and destroying the curtains and
hngngs The only parties who the hens
who need the grit their The city authorities have
last taken steps remedy the trouble. They have adj
Ssed the Hennepinites to pray for snow s:.s...
Last week Tntah, Mimi, went against theatrical
troupe bad that the Tnah Call makes it's call for
dramatic club The Call is certain that there is local
talent in Tntah that put the travelling profeh to the
blush.
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Mr. JAEGER tonsoral artist Of Eddyve Iowa, adver-
''Whiskers blocked out in any patern-lip 80,
tcklers fantails. billy-goats preacherinos.
''Hair of all kinds, from wooly willies
to ring around-roseys." '-. -" 49,. $'.r
Mr. JAEGER to all tastes. ~-
Two weeks Of arduous business life and
ager of the Book Bney has shattered the health Of
Mrs Hobart Chatfe Chatfed Taylor and she has retired
Philadelphia for the This is the working sched
ule that has broken down Mrs ChatfedTayor's health
II 80 a. m-Arrived at shop. II 80 to 12-
Opened mail. IL to IL 3O-Issued orders
sistants, granted interviews the mission Of
in business and posed for newspaper
photographers. 1890 to 2-Luncheon. to s.
Work and more interviews.
8 p. m.-Home. .. 5.:...
H Bookbinding is very strenuous work, but we trust
that Mrs &C. T. will be restored to and that the craft
will not lose her valuable services
poor young fellow in St. Paul killed himself Sunday
after writing doggerel explain it. He said
Here lies the stiff and cold
Who tried to beat the whole world out Of gold
Gold was his god, father and his friend,
And what he'd do for gold there end.
I've spent a fortune twice
On wimmon wine fast horses cards and dice
Il But this is the end and the grave grows
But have [ shed tear
This Of running ones happiness has been
for the last 5000 that would think the boys
would take tumble to themselves after awhile and find that
there pleasure in it. But There hundreds,
probably thousands of young fellows right in this town to-
day. and all know them, who would prefer hell to being
decent and happy How this monstrous illusion to be
rected? The who hershes set of ideas like this will
continue get into and trouble until he realizes
he Then he will begin to climb up out Of his
Avernus the descent Of which But what long
way around!
The Wabasha Herald has been having a dennned, moist
unpleasant time the visit to it's midst of the Fire Fend
Herald heraldng the tdngs glad and otherwise, OF
the joyous uetde when the F. E. took it's abode
and shoulder in the papers stockroom. The end made
known by smoke dense that nobody coulo
get into the thought moudery Numbers of willing workers
we're soon hand and the mill hose promptly ready
throw The willing hands cut large jagged hol
hole in the roof where the mill hose dropped in the
blaze about thirty tons Of very damp water Kuehns de-
partment had foot Of water all its floor, anc
its stock Of clothing drenched The Herald los
all it's STOCK lots of it's furniture and type it's paper cutie
and one press badly damaged and everything
more less but the paper out smiling and
suocinty:
"If you owe it anything would be
good time to bring it around.''
Which doctrine fits excellently we'll almost any situation
in life fire cannot stop newspaper, but it
several waste baskets full of trouble. "A. j. h.