New-York tribune., 1904-10-02
THE NORsK NIGHTINGALE.

THE NORsK NIGHTINGALE.
Yu know bout Yeneral Sheridan;
iiut MAY be su ant remember the day
VcI, he yugnr on morse ana den lac say
..Ny'm yust about twenty-siN niles away
some rebeI fslIers ban start big
In Viuchester-ay ant know Nust how.
hut ~ INK dcy TO- yuHp Ie, OF .Se bl,ck eve
10 rencr.,l sheridan hear dss. suns suns. s,.
Ana qrTS , h, sS,He SaF ls4or SG I CiaseSy. YacK
Az AiG sk5i XII paying my oni vsu ay com back
Den he ride so fast that sune he say
Vail. ay Jan saxteen miles away!
Desc cannons ban roaring guide and loud
n ban tough game for dis Yankee crowd
And 9H'el Leu s ant ba9 oioa doe to no run sln ii lax hall
80 dey start To run or else retreat
Dis ban IAN noder ,,D .d nsf 1nsf i% sn ey can Ee
% Rgssans % iGrRs sbsr Ssss 4@Ps ldp S od Sos.
A. teuk NJ soldiers get double cross
An s'puse yure hoOfs getting purity sore.
but 70 only got bout sax miles mOTe!
Val YeneraI Sheridan meet his men.
And he say. Its now vest iHllf-past ten
Il II desc Sp Rebel G 1 sved5s ant licked by eleven!
Yust turn round now. In yure track
And yu bet yure life dey vent back. tu
And put guide crtmp in dis Rebel crew
But soldiers ban careless sons OF guns.
milwaukee Sentinel.
%eIl--Yes. he actually nad the impudence 20 kiss
HeIle-The idea. OF course. you, were indignant?
'Oh. yes. Every time."-(Philadelphia Ledger.
Senator Hoar used TO tell with great gustO OF a
conversation that took place between two South
erners the first OF whom had but lately returned
from a trip through ew-England. Said the first
man from Dixie 90 his friend:
You know thOne little. white. round beans?"
yes" replied the friend. 1.-The kind we feed to
cur horses?
.'The very same Well. do you know. sir. that
in Bostcr the enlightened citizens take those little.
white round beans. boil them for three or four
hours mix them with molasses and know not
what other ingredients. bake them. and then
what do you suppose they then do with the
beans?'
They cat 'em. slr!' interrupted the first South
erner impressvely BLESS me, sir. they eat 'emi''
taking OF OF a strong. valuable life in its early
vgor. If the untimeIy end is due, either wholly
nsturaiiy feel stn more sorry 70, see such an qn-
worthy snPRns Ct SSt ts 9 Nosb RsbS Of Etoa
town n. j.. recently died. and under circumstances
net anc6rdn TO his own statements which seem to
be pretty well confirmed was but 1S6 years old.
death was due 10 his consumption of liquor during
100 years of that time He was constant user OF
been for the deadly effect OF these poisons upon
hiss his s1TSns ISss 4, good Old age Too badCaliforns
Journal Of Medicine.
The Japanese began the study OF modern warfare
forty years ago Ten Samurai detailed for the pur-
nose by the government. got instruction from the
officers of a British regiment then stationed at
Yokohama, and proceeded to work out tactical
problems with little pieces Of painted wood upon a
mat spread out on the floor.
wISDOMS GOAL
Japan was written for the the Pssressss
school OF Toliol
The water placed in goblet. bowl cup
Changes its form TO its receptacle:
And so our plastic souls take various shapes
And characters of good or ill. 10 At
The good evil In the friends choose
Therefore be careful in your choice OF friends
Whose strength of character may prove the whip
That drives you ever to fair Wisdonl's goal.
Translated for The independent.
A Chinese newspaper published at Shanghai give:
the following reasons why Russia has so far beer
defeated by Japan; The Emperor was deceived b,
his advisers and their Dragging: the commanders
had made war plan: the Ambassador I'm Toxic
failed TO give his government sufficient notice o.
the Japanese preparations for war; corruption ii
rnunltion: quarrels among the officers: failure o
the press 70 enlighten the public 70 the trus
state Of AFFAIRS.
Mrs. Kidder-Charles, can't you give me another
check? see you have whole book full
MIR NiGder-That doesn't signify. dear. have
used up my balance at the bank
Mrs Kidder-rhen why didn't you give UP YOU
check bookf Now, it's for you 10 tel
stories. Joseph hidder. IL you mean 10 say
shan't have any money, why don't you say % riSh
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