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Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1904-09-05
May Be in Straits.

The action of the Japanese COM
mander in throwing his force across
the river in the face of the strong
enemy is considered extremely rash
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1904-09-05
CHICAGO TO ST.
PAUL IN 10 HOURS

SPEEDING SO MILES AN HOUR IN
DARK.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1904-09-05

fight continued undated. The Japan
csc held their positions.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-08-12
Victim Of cireumstanee.

ZOla's method Of studying the char
acters-many Of which were so revolt
fng-in his great nature novels show
that he takes the mind Of his character
and places it on the operlting table as
the surgeon places the body which is
to be operated on. He studies every
nerve, every sentiment, every thought,
as the surgeon follows the veins and
arteries laid open before his eyes. To
Zola's mental vision certain conditions,
certain environments, on certain char
acters, certain minds, would bring
about certain results, and from the re-
suits Of this surgical diagnosis Of the
mentality Of his character he elabOr-
ates the life, actions and thoughts Of
the men or women whom his brain has
created, says the New York Herald.
No surgeon can operate upon him
self No woman can know herself as
she really is; therefore she can only
tell you the truth about herself in so
far as that truth is known to her by
the training she has received, fitting
her for the station in life to which she
was born Mayhap, I agree with the
playwright that no woman can tell
the truth about herself Yet she is
not a liar, only the victim Of cir
cumstances
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-08-12
WANTED TO GET EVEN.

Down-Trodden Man Eager for Salts
faction Before He Died.
Aboard the great ship the silence O.
despair reigned. She had struck on an
uncharted reef, and owing to the heavy
sea the boats had either been stove in
against the ships side OF swamped in
the attempt to lower. A stalwart pass
enger stole up to the captains side.
do you think, captain" he asked.
that there is the slightest chance of
our being saved?"
Look here" said the skipper. in
tones Of disgust, that's the fourth
time you've asked me that question.
Why, you great lubberly brute, be-
lieve you're the greatest coward
aboard"
SSH No, I'm not" said the burIy
passenger But look here. You see
that old buffer standing by the rail7
Well, he's my rich uncle, and all my
life I've done nothing but put up with
his cantankerousness and humor him
every way I could. But If the ships
going down, and there's no hope. I'd
like time TO give him just one gOod
sound kick for all the trouble he has
put me to-"
Just then the ship Of rescue hove IN
sight, and above the shout Of joy the
raucous voice Of the old man by the
rail was heard, commanding his duti-
ful nephew to fetch his bed-sOCks and
hOt-water bottle from his Water-logged
staterOOm.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-08-12
PROVED Beyond q Doubt.

Middlesex, n. Y, July 25.-(Spe-
eial.)-That Rheumatism can be cured
has been proved beyond a doubt by
bdrs. Betsey A ClawsOn, well known
here. That Mrs. ClawsOn had RheU-
masism and had it bad, all her ac-
quaintances know. They also know
she is now cured. Dodd's Kidney Pills
did it. Mrs. Clawson tells the story Of
her cure as follows:
Il was an invalid for most I'VE
years caused by InlammatOry Rheu-
matism, helpless two-thirds Of the
time. The first year I could not do
as much as a baby could do; then I
rallied a little bit and then relapse
Then a year ago the gOm set in my
hands and feet. 1 suffered untold
agony and in August, 1903, when my
husband died 1 could not ride to the
grave.
q only took two boxes Of DOdd's
Kidney Pills and in two weeks
could wait on myself and saw my Owl
wood. l dug my own potatoes and
gathered my own garden last fall
Dodd's Kidney Pills cured me-"
Rheumatism is caused by uric acid
in the blood. Dodd's Kidney Pills put
the Kidneys in shape to take all the
uric acid out Of the blood.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-08-12

The poet or priest who told rs this
Served mankind in the hottest way
FOR Il III up the earth with the star o.
That, beaeOns the soul with cheerful
Too ,eften We wander despairine ant
Breathing our useless murmurs aloud;
But rs Kinder 70 bid US seek and ind
a silver lining TO every cloud"
Nay We not walk in the dingIe ground
Where naught but autumn's dead
But search beneath them. and peeping
Are me young spring tufts of blue
lis beautiful eye that ever perceives
The presence Of God in mOrtslity's
lis g saving creed that thinks and
There's a silver lining to every
Let US look closely before we condemn
bushes that bear no bloom nor fruit
mere may not be beauty in leaves OF
But virtue may dwell far down at the
And let US beware how We utterly spurn
Brothers that seem all cold and proud :
II tneT oosoms were opened, perchance
There's silver lining to every cloud. f."
Let rs not cast out Mercy and Truth
"hen Guilt is before US in chains
When passion and vice have cankered
And Age lives on with a branded
name;
Something. Of good may still be there.
Ihough its voice may never be heard
For. while black with the vapors of pes
tflent air,
There's silver lining to every cloud. -
Sad are the sorrows that ,f+.,+;-,..
Heavy and duh and bughting and
chill,
Shutting the light from our heart and
our home,
Marring our hopes and defying our
But let US not sink beneath the woe.
bowed;
For Be sure. though We may not oft see
There's a silver lining to every cloud. -
And when stern Death. with skeleton
Has snatched the flower that grew in
our breast,
Do we not think Of a fairer land
Where the lost are found and thu
weary at fest2
On the hope Of the unknown Future
springs
In It's Pqrest strength Ger the coffin
and shrOudi
The shadow is dense, but Faiths spirit
voice sings
There's silver lining to every cloud.
TTra-Er
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-08-12

Look here" said the irate man
who had purchased a lot, sight IN
seen" In FrOgmOre, the newest res
idence suburb. I've been sBindIed
and III have the law on you"
What noW2" asked the impertur-
babIe boomer
There isn't a house within a mile
Of the lot I bought"
We'll, who said there was?"
you, sir; you did"
why, ny dear sir, you must be
dreaming. I said nothing OF the
sort"
Didn't ask you If there we're any
residences close by"
Il believe you did"
@And didn't you answer Just iots2' .
yes"
wei? Don't you ean that a mis-
representation"
Certainly not. Isn't that what you
found around fhere-'5ust IOtsf -
Baltimore American
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-08-12

Telephone mistakes nay have fhelr
serious side. A man who wanted to
communicate with another named
Jones looked in the telephone diree-
tory and then called Up a number
Presently came through the receiver
a soft feminine "Hello!" and he
asked:
who Is thisP'
''hTfs is Mrs Jones"
Have you any idea where your
husband is?"
He couldn't understand why she
rang or so sharply until he discov-
cred that he had called up the resis
dence OF a widow.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-08-12

To the housewife VINO has not yet
become acquainted with the new things
Of everyday use in the market, and
who is reasonably satisfied with the
old, we would suggest that q trial OF
Defiance Cold Water Starch be made
at once. Not alone because it is guar
anteed by the manufacturers to be su-
perior to any other brand, but because
each 10c package contains Is OZs, while
all the other kinds contain but II OF. It
is safe TO say that the lady who once
uses Defiance Starch viii use no other
Quality and quantity must win.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-08-12

BY a series Of careful experiments
and observations, the Department OF
Agriculture has learned that as insect
destroyers and weed-seed eaters, quail
are worth thousands Of dollars a year
to the farmer. Still, when he is a
little shy of pocket money he does
not hesitate to take the old double,
barrel and cash in a few of them at
a much lower rate.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-08-12
How,s TbisP

We onsr One Hundred Dollars Reward for eny
ease OF Catarrh that cannot be cured b Hslaa
P. J. CHENEY CO, ToIsao. o.
We the undersigned, have known =. J Cheney
for the last IS years and believe him perfectly hon
orable IN all business transactions and 6nEncialY
ahle 70 CARY out any obligations made by HIS fru
WALDIN6, EIEEAE & AAETIE.
wholesale DruEgists, Toledo. o.
Hairs Cstarrh Cure g. taken Internally, actinE
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces OF
system Testimonials free Price IS cents per
hottie Sold By ali DruEEiEtS.
Take HAIRS Family Pills for constipation
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-08-12
This Will Intsr.s+ wo+ssr,

Mother Grsy's Sweet Powders for Chi
dren, used by Mother Gray, a nurse in
Children's Home, New York, Cure Fever
ishness, Bad Stomach, Teething Disorders,
move and regulate the bowels and destroy
Worms. Sold by all Druggists, &c. Sample
FREE Address A s Olmsted. LsRoy, N Y.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-08-12

The St Paul railroad traffic depart
ment has issued orders for the ex
termination Of the festive English
sparrow all along the line. Which
reminds US that it's very easy to give
orders.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-08-12

An astronomer at the Lick OBJ
servatOry has found 100 double stars.
But there are many other gentlemen,
not astronomers, who are prepared &c
prove that this isn't the record by
several
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-08-12

Carrie Nation is going abroad. And
she may as well understand now that
if anything happens there viii be no
hustling round for ransom money. or
Mrs. Nation alive or Raisuli dead"
business in her case.-Milwaukee
Sentinel
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-08-12

Mark Twain's former school teach
er is dead But he did not die until
he had lived a hundred years. Here
is our sincere hope that he taught
Mark Twain the trick.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-08-12

Every cloud has a silver lining
No hard-hearted, tight-fsted trust has
yet been inhUman enough to raise the
price Of rice at this season Of the
year.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-08-12

The girl who got engaged at col
Iege considers the correspondence
course methods a good deal better
than nothing during the summer va
cation.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-08-12

President Schurman says mo man
has a right to lead a single life" DR..
Jekylls who have been doing Hyde
stunts on the sly may therefore cheer
up.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-08-12

A Boston paper publishes a story
entitled The Naked Soul" It is
however, taking the precaution to dc
it when most Of the Boston ladies are
out Of town.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-08-12

Charles G. StilIman, a New York
multimilliOnaire, is working as a bag.
gage smasheT in San Francisco. Prob
ably needs the exercise, but wants To
be paid for taking it.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-08-12

A ciubIady has discovered that
woman has a keener sense of humOI
than 'man-and goes on to establish
the great fundamental truth that
nearly all mans failings are due &C
his natural conceit-
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-08-12

A burglar sneaked into the room oc-
cupied by Mr.. Wong Kai Kah, China's
commissioner to the worlds fair, and
stole $4,000 worth Of diamonds. It is
understood that Mr. Kah is more IN
slterably opposed than ever to the
open door.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-08-12

Bandit RaisuH has decided to get
married. There may be trouble in
the Raisuli family the next time he
brings a strange man home to din
ner without notice.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-08-12

Major John F. Lacey Of OskaIoosa.
Ia, has been named for the eighth con-
secutive time as the Republican can
didate for United States COngessnaD
from the Sixth district,
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-08-12

A Chicago couple lost $3.50 to a BOs-
ton couple playing bridge Is there
still a conviction in the middle West
that Boston is slow?
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-08-12

There is every reason to doubt this
story about Lulu Miller Of San Fran
cisco, who is said to have cast aside
a millionaire for penniless plumber.
Lulu may have passed up the million
ARE. but where could she ind a pen
niless plumber
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-08-12

George Ade may mean well enough
in writing a farce about the college
widow, but isn't it a little cruel to
arouse certain painful memories
that a mans accommodating gray
hairs had almost enabled him to for.
get?
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-08-12

The British government is now try
ing TO decide how many Of the bless
ings Of civilization it viii be wise to
shoot into the Thibetans.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-08-12

That woman with five husbands
ought not to have much trouble in
freeing herself from the charge of
bigamy. She's a quinquigamist.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-08-12

When Japan has secured those 20
her real POSSIBILITIES can begin
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-08-12

When it is announced that a new
golf club is going into business, every
body knows that the people Of that
community are thirsty on Sunday.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-08-12

"OOm Paul. is dead. Nobody viii
be likely to deny now that he was q
pretty grand old man
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-08-12

1t sends sold shivers down a girls
spine to remember, after she gets into
q hammock, that she hasn't get on her
best stockings.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-08-12

He was a follower Of the golden
rule" should be a sOuI-satisfying cpl
taph for any man.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-08-12

II a girl likes a man well enough to
try to make him think she likes some
one else better, he has a pretty fair
chance.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-08-12
- = 60 -

he does not have Defiance Starch. you
may be sure ne s. afraid 20 keep Il until
his stock Of u o. packages-are sold De-
hance Starch IS not only better than any
other Cold Water Starch. but Il contains
Is OF. 10 the package and sells for the
same money as y o. brands
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-08-12

It's a dimeult thing for some men to
see the point Of a joke and likewise
Just as difficult for them to get over
it after they tumble.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-08-12

Piso's Cure cannot be TOO highly spoken Of a.
a cough cure. ". O'BRIEz, 81 Third Ave.
n, Minneapolis, MINI jan s. 1900.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-08-12

Lewis Single Binder The richest
quality cigar on the market at straight Sc
Always reliable. You pay 1Oe for cigars
not 80 good. Lewis Factory, Peoria, III
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-08-12

II you own a chunk of radium
hasten to return it and get yOua
money back before 1000, geo years
have elapsed. A University Of Chiea-
go professor has fixed that as the
limit OF time within which ali radium
wiz shrivel up and pass away.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-08-12

A young fellow likes to have a girl
love him, but he doesn't care about
having her fathers bulldog attached
to him.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-08-12

There are people who believe even
now that some Of the Russians may
eat their Christmas dinners in Port
Arthur.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-08-12

There is hardly anything in the
world that is more Of a shock than to
hunt for a dimple and find a mosquito
bite.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-08-12

Some people rock boats, some be
come innocent bystanders and others
ride on excursion trains.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-08-12

The hand that rocks the cradle" is
not in it at this jOcund season with
the man who rocks the boat.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-08-12

A girl gets as queer ideas about
men, in spite Of having brothers, as
me nget about girls, in spite Of having
sisters
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-08-12

Senator Clarks children evidently
think q sweet young mamma is much
better than being cut on in the viii.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-08-12

The average politician will tell you
that honesty is the best policy even in
buying votes.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-08-12

An Irish philosopher says the sweet
est memories in life are recOllectiOns
Of things forgotten.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-08-12

II a man is only attentive to his. wife
IN public she is willing to forget a lot
Of private neglect.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-08-12

Lovers do lots Of making up with
out kuaTreling, and some married peO-
pie do lots of Quarreling without maxi
ing w
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-08-12

NeIl-"She's Just crazy 70 get hold
of her late husbands estate. Belle
Z guess she viii have to be. I IN
derstand he left IL to 2 home for the
fneurabIe insane"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-08-12

The comedian with naturally funny
face doesn't need much humor in his
makeup.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-08-12

The best way TO shape the careers
Of some young men IS with q stout
club.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-08-12

Lots Of people believe in one re-
IieiOn because they're too lazy to IL
Testigate the others
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-08-12

when some men fan in business
they actually make a failure OF It
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-08-12

The honeymoon is on the Eane
when the bride stops telling things
and begins to ask questions
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-08-12

No, Haude. dear; there IS no SINH
Iarity between an acrobat and base.
ball bat
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-08-12

YoungpOp-aDo you think the baby
looks like meg' OIdbach-'@Tes: but
cheer up. old chap. Perhaps he'll OFT
grow it.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-08-12

When a woman is mad with a hus-
band who has auburn hair she is will
ing to admit It is red.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-08-12

It's easy to rejoice over the success
Of your brother, so long as his Sue
cess isn't greater than yours
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-08-12

The fellow who breaks a promise is
always ready to make new one
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-08-12

When a man is fnicky about his
shoes he can't say he has a sole above
such things.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-08-12

The clock that keeps good time
should be right about face
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-08-12

A girl doesn't need any light in the
parlOr when she's entertaining her
young man, if he's a good match.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-08-12

We All have our trials. and most o
Us like 70 report thsD - f-'n
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-08-12

Even the men who have greatness
thrust upon them imagine they have
achieved it
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-08-12

Don't get ehesty because you hap
pen TO be rolling IN wealth Some
day you may roll out OF it
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-08-12

This gives me quite a turn re-
upon
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-08-12

When a woman attempts to get OF
conundrum she fOrgets either the
question or the answer.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-08-12

No matter how ugly 2 girl you meet
is. it is good policy to be nice to her
till you fEd out If she is an heiress
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-08-12

When a girl begins to eriticise a
young mans neekties ne should pre-
pare for the leap
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-08-12

Fortune knocks once at every ones
door, but misfortune Is forever knock
ing
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-08-12

Even the weather man must some
times admit that he has seen better
DAYS.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-08-12

The impeeunious singer Who strikes
you for ten Isn't necessarily q tenor.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-08-12
THE SILVER LINING.
SWEET THOUGHT TO SUSTAIN
The FALTERER.

'''TIs Well, Perehanee, We Are Trieo
and Bowed; FER Re Sure, Though
We Nay Not OFT See Il Below
There's a silver Lining to Ever
Cloud"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-08-12

what a busy shopper the Marquis
Of Anglesey must have beeni
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-08-12

No. Maude, dear; 4 river IS never
fed through its mouth
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-08-12

A woman may be as old as she looks
hut she isn't always as young as she
thinks she looks
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-08-12

A mans left hand is his write hand
when he is left-handed.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-08-12

; Can't stand Dr0sDerity-Hard tines
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-08-12

The lead year girl should realize
that four years IS a long time to wait
for another chance
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-08-12

isn't this cherry pie great9" YES
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-08-12

Take notiee-An men when a pretty
girl passes.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-08-12

/ The poet or priest who told us this
served mankind in the. hottest way
For Il lit I'D the earth with the star OF