The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1904-05-11

Frequent conversation with a girl
has refining influence on man.
When a woman is forbidden to go to
place she coniures up awful thoughts
about it.
Imaginary burdens always are the
most difficult to carry.
Men feel a sense of power in direct
ing the power Of others.
There is way out of a difficulty if
tact is combined with common sense.
Love creates a demoeray which
seems glorious even to the aristocrat.
1t is easy to be general until the
duties thereof are actually assumed.
Advice from friend may be the
means of making a new enemy.
The innocent looking fabricator us
ually has the best of the argument.
1t is a satisfaction to feel that we can
give up vice even if it is never done
Warmed over love is anything but
satisfactory.
True friends and umbrellas are sci
, dom at hand when wanted.
A man is lucky if the horse he bets
on goes faster than his money.
Some men get SO tired doing nothing
that they cant do any kind of work.
Trying to keep up appearances pulls
some men down.
Extremes meet; that's why art is
long and the artist short.
No occulist can remedy the short
sightedness of selfish person.
Many man who refuses to believe
the truth will swallow II lie.
A man in reduced circumstances
ism t woman's idea of a bargain.
A man naturally believes in the sur
vival of the fittest as long as he lives.
Nothing hurts "a small man so much
as to have people ignore his threats.
A woman's idea of happiness is to
| possess something her neighbors cant
afford.
A bride is led to the altar just as if
she couldn't find the way regardless of
obstacles.
Some one has said that a fool is born
every minute. Well, that's all right;
this would he tiresome old world If
there was nothing but wisdom on tap.
Applications for license to serve as
sanitary inspector or health officer,
| under the provisions of the act APPROX
cd April &, 1903, should be made iii
writing upon blanks Enthusiastically the
State Board of Health. The examin-
atoms will be both written and oral,
and will be held the first Wednesday
in June and December. Serious de-
fects i'll vision or hearing will disqual-
| ify an applicant. Those who fail to
pass the examinations may file new
application after the lapse of six
months.
The names of those who successfully
pass the prescribed examinations will
be placed upon an eligible list for APP
pointment by local boards OF health.
The subjects for examination will
include the health laws of New Jersey,
preventable diseases, isolation and
quarantine, disinfection, nuisances,
collection and disposal of refuse, vital
statistics, &c.
The following books are reccomend-
ou for tho Of t,ersena who ",o PRO
pairing for the examinations: Princi-
Piles of Sanitary Science, w. T.: Sedg-
wick, published by McMullen Il Com
pany; Text book on Hygiene, by G..
II. Robe, published by f. A. Davis;
Hygiene of Transmissible Diseases,
by A. G. Abbott, published by w. b.
Saunders.
Those who intend to take the exam
| nations should send for Circular 10.
A fee of three dollars should ac-
| company each application to serve as
| sanitary inspector, and fee of five
dollars for examination for license to
serve AZ health officer.
Correspondence should he address
| ed to the
STATE BOARD OF HEALTH,
TRENTON.