New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-07-21
4 STEEL, TRI-Sr

STEEL TRUST
-, IT Try vr TO steal her heart" quoth he.
II! try 10 steel my heart" said She
AGAINST Loves subtle wiles."
80 a6 6S'h ~ IN v steel Io began ar to deaf
Love soon declared a dividend
And started u combine.
Smart SCI.
Little Flora was complaining that her stomach
felS bad, according 10 The Columbia HaraId "
perhaps It's because It's empty" said her mother
~ Nigh, feel better IL you had something In IT.
NOT long afterward the minister called In reni,,
to question 10 his health he said that h. yyg
well bur that hs head felt rather bad that dav
perhaps it's because it's empty spoke IN Flor
II might feel better If you had something in it,"
ON Matrimonial seas-''1s she the captain Of tho
oh, yes; he IS her second or third mate I un-
The Prince of Montenegro has no use for libel
laws to restrain the newspapers and editors are
not punished for contempt OF court. This does not
arise much from tho liberality OF tho rulers
principles as from the fac. that is himself the
owner and editor OF the only newspaper nubIIshad
III his domin!ons The paper is called elias Cx1o-
gorca." which is interpreted TO mean The Voice NJ
the Montenegrin."
Not Speaking I.ikeness:-Chur, h-Then .ou've
seen Parker; the Democratic candidate?
.Is that good picture Of him."
rs ii aneaking nkenessp'
likeness ~ pa
would look lke."-(Yorkers Statesman
France is COINS to try the experiment Of sum
pressing paying employment agencies and TO con-
duct public labor exchange In connection win
the local municipal government. a register setting
forth the offers and demands for work and sitr,
lions to be maintained at the Mayors Office In each
community OF less than ten thousand Inhabitants
and larger communes to conduct free n,unIr,nat
agencies.
If tn past haint good t look at an th\ present
There's Tomorrow:
II yer plans mint workin' proper an yer sorter
There's Tomorrow.
II some grumb!ers been an told you things IS
That we're all OF plum certain t. be ruined IN
Trim yer lamp hope iitte-,et r give feeble
On Tomorrow.
They amt been no past could ever hor candle
In Tomorrow:
Futures bound { serve We better'n you had ever
An. Tomorrow.
All tn past was ever meant fer. with its trials
With it's everIastn' pitfalls an It's never ens,n.
Was to fix you so yer luck would sort O. take We
Some Tomorrow.
II they's one thing more'n another makes this life
worth while { me.
II they.s one thing moren another that I'm fairly
wild L see. i'
It's Tomorrow
What can Yesterday-To-day he to Teller full O.
Feller gifts { thiriSin' backward wy he's purtv
sure { NOPE; ''
FIJI yer pipe up TO tn muzzle with that finest hin,
o. dope u
Called Tomorrow,
baltimore American
In a small village in Maine a six-footer snvs ba
has taken food for forty-two days He had heo
suffering from illness for several years end do
cided to try the effect of abstinence from ao+t
for long time He drinks water but refuses
nutriment He was extremely thin ana slenaar a,
the start weighing only 1913 poun1s-verv ntna
avoirdupos for man six feet in heigbt-but no,v
the scales return him at a balance OF 1g5 roura
Hicks-I do try 10 be polite. but seem to be for
ever forgetting my manners - 49,
Wicks-What's the matter now?
Efcks-I Just gave Il seat ~, tba
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