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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-11-15

Stoves TO suit anybody from s1.5C
TO the finest nickel.trlmmed stove
made-and the price is right.
BIVENS, CORHN & FRENSLBY.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-11-15

Foley's Honey and Tar always stops
the cough and heals the lungs. Re.
fuse substitutes. Bonner 4 Bonner,
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-11-15

OF curse a n has more tenn,
per Than a man. Doesn't she have 70
worry with the man? Sure.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-11-15

Il It a pity that when people reach
the age OF discretion they do not stay
there.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-11-15

Always get all hat you a out of
It keeps them from being
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-11-15
WARNING ORDER.

In the United States court in the In.
dian Territory, Southern District.
Il. f. Ellsworth, plaintiff, VS.. Il. c,
Kyle, defendant. No. 6o24.
The defendant, r. c. Kyle, is warned
to appear in this court in thirty days
and answer the complaint of the
plaintiff, L. +. Ellsworth.
Witness the Hon. j.. T. Dickerson,
Judge of said court, and the seal there
of, this Goth day OF October, 1904,
(SEAL) C. NJ. CAMPBELL.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-11-15

81 many people waste time. DO
you do IT,? Do You talk and talk
about nothing.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-11-15

Always criticise people. It yanKs
the concoit out of them with such g
j~orkinees.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-11-15

Imported German plated watel
pitchers.
sPRAGINS & co.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-11-15

DR.. Dade's Little Liver Pills cure
Liver ills. Sold by City Drug Store.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-11-15

The wine that is red is moe 70 our
taste rhan the whine that Is read
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-11-15

LEDBRTTRR & BI-EDSOE,
Attorneys.
Attorney for Nonresident A. c.
Cruce.
First published Oct. 80, 1904.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1904-09-11

Hardly a year passes that he can't say
70 his wife: Mother, I've had an Increase
In wAgesY No, In hours It's TIL nj
story Nv tn ant an tn grasshopper-tb,
ant that We can step on an III grass
hopper We cant catch.
"Wen it's too bad that tn golden
davs has passed, Hinnissy Capital sti0
nets labor on II back but ony with an
axe. Labor rayfuses t. be threated as
q frind. 1t wants to be threated as an
inimv. 1t thinks t Gets more that way.
Thev ar-re still happy family but its
more like an English family They don't
sneak What do ] think iv all? All
sure. I don't know. | belong to TIL on
forchinit middle class. l wurruk hard
an | have no money. They come in here
,,ndher me hospitable roof an / furnish
thin with cards, checks, refreshments an
money. Let s play without limit says
Labor. It's Dooleys money Go as far
as We like with Dooley's money says
Capital. What have We got? I've got
a. straight to Roosevelt says Labor I've
got We beat. says Capital I've got A
sllpreerne Coort full iv injunctions'
Meantime I've pawnee me watch to pay
fr tn game an have 20 go to tn jool-
nv store on tn corner to buy pound ~
beef or a scuttle iv coal. No wan liver
sthrikes in sympathy with me"
They ought to get together said Mr..
Hennessy.
How cud they get amy closer together
thin their prisint clinch?' asked Mr..
Dooley. They're so close together now
that those that ar-re between thin ar-re
crushed to death
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1904-09-11
Unappreciated Joke.

''rhe density of men who are unappre-
ciative of a Joke is deplorable and their
number is not confined to the inhabitants
of Great Britain" said John g. Carlisle.
II have in mind a political organization
which was arranging plans for its cam
paign work by appointing a committee
for the collection of funds. One man has
assigned to him those individuals VINO
were good for $1,000 and 500 checks. An
other was appointed to take charge OF
those who could be persuaded to part
with 500 bills. A third was handed
long list of men who would not mlnd con-
tributing $40 each for the good Oh the
cause.
.'This gentleman will have charge OF
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1904-09-11
FLOATING PIPE LINE.
Experiment of Government at Mouth
of Mississippi.

From the New Orleans Picayune
Preparatory to being taken to the
mouth of the river. where they will be
used by United States engineers to sup
port a floating pipe line, eighteen steel
pontoons and nine sections of iron pipe
two feet in diameter, are being unloaded
on the batture facing the Johnson iron
works. Algiers. The pipe and pontoons
were made at Chicago under contract
with the federal government and shipped
to New Orleans. The Johnson iron works
will put the finishing touches to the out
fit and finally will send the consign-
ment to its destination.
The pontoons are made of steel. TWEEN
ty-three feet in length and five feet wide.
They will be arranged in such manner
that pipe nearly 100 feet long will be sup
ported on the water by means of flexi-
BILE connections, which will permit the
pipe and pontoons to respond to the ac-
tions of the waves without severing the
fastenings. Through the pipe tremen-
dous quantities of sift which is to be
drawn from the bottom of Southwest
Pass with a powerful suction dredge for
keeping a uniform depth from the Passes
to deep water in the gulf, will be piped
for about 1000 feet. After passing
through the pipe line the deposit will be
dumped into the sea.
The use of the projected floating pipe
line Is calculated to prove unique un-
dertaking in this part of the country.
The system will enable the engineers to
do away with the use of barges to take
the silt and carry 1t from the Passes
and instead of the old method, the mud
is going to be handled in the same man
ner as oil in standard pipe lines. 1t will
require two pontoons to support one Sec
ton of pipe, which will be Joined by fiex-
ible connections of either rubber or can
vas materials. The line will not be dis
turbed by the action of the water, and
the harder it blows the more the pom
toons and pipes will bounce. With the
aid of the elastic joints. 1t will not be
necessary to keep the pontoons uni
form level, as they will act the same as
foundations for a pontoon bridge.
Ever since the United States govern
ment assumed charge Of Southwest Pass
from the estate of the late Captain John
B. Eads efforts have been made to sim
plify the disposition of mud from the
bed of the Passes Barges have been
used with limited success at much cost
until it was decided to experiment with
the pontoon pipe line, which is expected
to prove superior in every way, as well as
more economical. If the undertaking
comes out satisfactorily. the line may
be extended further out in the gulf.
.'The Decline in Church Attendance is
to be one of the principal subjects of dis
cussfon at the church congress to be
opened at Liverpool on October 4.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1904-09-11
Accounting for Hard Seat.

Ex-Mayor Seth Low was seeing the
sights of London in a touring ear. The
tip received by the guide had been so
generous that he reeompensed his hear
ers by pointing out hitherto unheard of
places of interest. His imagination de-
veloped stirring situations which he as
serted had taken place in the narrow
alleys along the route.
After two hours of vigorous sight
seeing the guide turned his attention to
the coach itself He recited long list
of notables who had been ensconsed with
in it's cushions while seeing the places Of
interest in the great metropolis.
Once, while touring" continued the
guide, "a heavy storm came up. The
lines where lightning struck the coach
are still visible
That statement, at least, is true
sighed Mr.. Low to a companion, as he
shifted YEARLY in his seat, for I believe
that some of the thunderbolts still re.
main under this cushion
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1904-09-11
INTERNATIONAL ASSOCIATION
Fire Engineers, Chattanooga, Tenn.
September 1916, 1904.

Account meeting International Associa-
tion of Fire Engineers at Chattanooga.
Tenn, September 1916. the Southern rail-
way will sell tickets from all points on
its line at the very low rate of one fare
plus 25 cents for the round trip, minimum
rate 80 cents. Tickets will be sold Sep
TENDER 11-l2 with final limit September
90 1904
Original purchasers of tickets may So
cure an extension of limit until Septem-
Der 80. 1904. upon the payment of 80 cents
deposit fee provided deposit Is made not
later than September 20 and not earlier
than September IL. Write any agent OF
the Southern railway for full particulars.
C. A. BENSCOTER.
Asst General Passenger Agent
s-2S-16t
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1904-09-11
Methods of Moving Audience.

"Oratory was the subject of Discus
sion, and Robert Ingersoll was telling his
friend, Henry Ward Beecher how to move
an audience. "Say to the people, OBJ
served IL sersoll that the hope of a
nation lies in it's young men-men broad
of shoulder, with head erect and notice
how the chests swell and heads approach
the perpendicular. Say that the nation
future depends upon her beautiful wo-
manhood-that inspiration Is derived
from her sweet character and determined
will and then observe how lips become
firm and female countenances relax into
reposeful smiles"
II can cause a more decided move than
that with less effort and which includes
everybody" commented Beecher Il cas-
ually mention we now come to our sec
ond point and the man seated in the
rear gallery near the clock is privileged
to scan a host Of searching faces"
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1904-09-11
Senator Vests Smile.

The late Senator Vest was powerful
debater. In heated arguments he added
emphasis to his words with vigorous ges-
lures of the arms. On one occasion Sem
ator Hoar was about to enter commit
tee room, but there stood the Missouri
statesman at the door, gesticulating vio-
lently and uttering strong words to a
number of men who were OBTAINING him.
Senator Hoar paused and soon attracted
attention to himself from the excited
group.
"Would you prevent me from entering
here by force Of arms?" asked the sena-
tor from Massachusetts, contemplating
the uphIted hand.
beg your pardon" answered Vest
lowering his arm, 1.-THE tongue is like a
leaf In a calm 1t moves gently. but
when swayed by storm the limbs move
in harmony with II i"
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1904-09-11
SOME LITTLE STORIES
GETTING Back Lords Tenth.

Rev Newell Dwight Hills tells of
clergyman who had preached a powerful
sermon on the blessing of giving. This
sermon had been productive OF results,
and one member declared enthusiastically
that hereafter the Lord would receive
one-tenth.
Some weeks later the clergyman made
a call on this family, and on entering
the home was surprised to see sign In
the parlor window: Furnished Rooms
to Let" Believing that financial adver-
sity had necessitated this letting out OF
apartments, the minister prepared to
give some sympathetic advice.
"Yes," sail the lady of the house. when
reference was made TO the sign, we
had in some way to make up that tenth
which was promised to the Lord.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1904-09-11
HIPS Smile Forthcoming.

A group picture, taken at Rosemount
recently included Judge Parker, David
b. Hill, Chairman Thomas Taggart, and
Charles F.. Murphy. Judging from their
appearance as the men assembled on the
porch they seemed absorbed In other
things than looking pleasant for the
camera.
'Now gentlemen said the photogra-
pher, after he had placed the men in po-
sition All but Mr.. Hill took the hint
and allowed their countenances to as
sumo smiles. The photographer did not
wish to make his request personal, al
though he did desire that stolid David
b. hlll should appear more genial.
Gentlemen. If this were the day after
election, l assure you 1t would be unnec-
essary for me to ask you to look pleas
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1904-09-11
Roots knowledge Limited.

AS secretary of war Elihu Root ac-
qllired much definite knowledge concern
Ing the naygable waterways of the
country. Also as q statesman of the
first rank his views on important ques-
tons are solicited, but obtained with diff
fleulty. When the saloon which Bishop
Potter inaugurated in New York had at
tanned to prominence the former secre-
tary was asked what influence he
thought the model bar room would have
on the drinking people of the United
States.
I've acquired some knowledge about
the waterways of the country" answered
the affable secretary, but must admit
ignorance when information is requested
concerning its drinking ways"
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1904-09-11
Burning Money in War.

From Leslie's Weekly.
Some idea Of the cost of modern war;
fare can be arrived at by taking a Jap
anese warship like the Kasuga or Nys-
shin and calculating the number of shots
she would discharge. The first named
ship carries four cannon, which cost
$50. 900 each. One of these guns can fire
two shots a minute, and every shot costs
$500; thus in five minutes these four can
non can discharge forty bombs at A
cost of $4,000 The smaller canon cost
each $ls 900, and every shot they fire
means an expenditure Of so. They are
very rapid and it is estimated that in
five minutes, the twelve cannon could
discharge shot to the value Of nearly
S35, 000
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1904-09-11
Eiectinq the chaff.

In Viola Aliens company one season
there was a young lady who exeelled in
wit, and who delighted to parry words
with other members of the cast. While
eating peanuts just previous to a re-
hearsal, particle of hull became lodged
In her throat, and she was seized with
violent fit of coughing. The irritation
continued for some time, and Miss Allen
went to her relief Looking into the pref
ty mouth, with its rows of perfect teeth,
the famous actress laughingly observed:
my maid, those pearly gates appear to
be opened against thy will
''They won't close sputtered the
coughing girl, until the chaff has been
separated from the wheat and elected
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1904-09-11

the man in his praises, stolid was schurz
In his silence.
do not its elevating propositions APP
peal to your demanded the proclaimer or
his party's virtues.
Too far In advance of the people,
commented Mr.. Schurz This elevator
must come down to my ley before 1t
can carry me to its heights
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1904-09-11
Platform Beyond Reach.

Carl Schurz was standing in the corri-
dor of a New York office building wait
ing for the elevator. The day previous a
political organization had adopted a plat
form, and an enthusiast was enlighten-
ing the eminent German on the beauties
of his party's basic principles. Loud was
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1904-09-11

From the Topeka Daily Capital.
The Gar gets forty million dollars
year, but can't go behind the preserip-
ton case at the drug store or watch the
street paving force lay brick. Being Gar
isn't much of job.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1904-09-11

the x-raise apparatus" quoted the chair
man facetiously.
In looking over the minutes of the
meeting the chairman was chagriped to
read that his efforts had been lost on
the secretary. who had entered the fol-
lowing: "A committee was then appoint
ed for the purpose of collecting money
for the purchase of an X-rays machine"
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ant" A snap Of the camera was heard
and the result shows that the diplomatic
| photographer did not miss his mark, for
| Senator Hills smile was the broadest
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1904-09-11

THE Decline in Church Attendance" is
to be one of the principal subjects of dis
cussion at the church congress to be
opened at Liverpool on October T.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1904-09-11
"AII Linen Towels

Full size, knotted fringe, in fancy
borders, Loom Damask Also heavy
Huck Towels, hemmed-Also full
size Bath Towels, bleached and I'M
bleached.
Anniversary price. ...........l Oc
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"Fall FIannelettes."

The double width, in light and dark
18c kind-Also Out
ings Serges, Percales-the 36-inch
Sea Island kind.
Anniversary price. ............ Toe
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1904-09-11

One lot SWISS manufacture, SOFT LOUIS
inc effect. invisible check ground, witt
small floral spray, all leading coIors, very
handsome goods, suitable for IN
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New Foreign Novelty Silks, In the dark
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The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-07-20
NORTHWESTERN GAMES

Hastings Mimi, July 2o.-The game between
the Badger Picketts of River Falls, Wis, and
the Thinker company's team, at City park was
declared off by the authorities.
Eden Valley, Mimi, July 2omEden Valley de-
Valley 4, Litchfeld 8. The feature of the game
was the pitching Of Morrison for Eden Valley.
Batteries-Eden Valley Morrison and Mcdonald;
Litchfeld, Miller and Robertson.
Bismarck, n D., July 2o.-rhe Webster,
score of to 4. Batteries Webster, Rogers and
Hillebrand; Bismarck, Burns Middleton, Perry
and Ronesh
Wahpeton N. d. July 2o-Lisbon, the cham
Of to in thirteen-inning game In a game
with the Renville team, Lisbon won out, to 3.
The Minnesota champions We're no match for the
fast Lisbon boys Hanson did the pitching for
Lisbon. Wahpeton defeated Graceville, to 4.
Lyle, Mimi, July 2omLyle high school team
of ID to l.
Madison, Mimi, July 2o.-Madison defeated
Hanley Falls by score of to 6.
Northtield, Mimi, July 2o.The Kenyon team
at Kenyon, resulting in score of IL to in
favor of the News boys.
Blue Earth, Mimi, July 2O.-In fast base.
ball, Blue Earth VS.. Amboy, here yesterday after
eleventh inning. Amboy had to leave to catch
train. Batteries-Blue Earth, Salisbury and
Bowers; Amboy, Willett and Peterson. Umpire
E. B. Alderich of Bricelyn
Dodge Center. Mimi. July 2O.-Dodge Center
defeated Rochester at this place yesterday by q
score of s to g. Batteries-Dodge Center, Sti-
yers and Murch; Rochester,, Aberwold and Ma
lone. n
Simmons, Mich, July 2O.-simmons beat Rapid
River by score of II to 0. The all-around
mons Is playing fast ball and will have a good
show for the championship of the state.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-07-20
WITH THE AMATEURS

pendents Sunday morning at Fourth and Lyndale
avenues n The former team would like to
get game with some 15-year-old team for
Sunday morning, July 81. For games address
George, Rakosky care of shoe department, the
shall street. or phone T. c. 1892.
The +. J. Nagels dOuble-header Sum
day beating the Sundin Tailoring company in
the first game. % to g. and the Rickert Arcades,
s to 2 Next Sunday they will play the H;
Westin Tailoring company team at Twenty,
L. Dorothy, Ais Eleventh avenue N.
The Hinshaw Tailors defeated the fast Bis
todeau team at Sandy lake Sunday by the score
of to Z. Kranitski and White did the bat
Pulrang were at the points for the Hinshaws.
The O.: o. F. team would like to arrange a
game with some fast local team for Sunday,
Bachelors preferred. Address Charles J. Maui
rem. 500 Marshall street NE.
The Holtzermanns defeated the Minnehahas
a score of 6 to o. The winners would like to
hear from out-of. town teams. Address Alfred
anderson; 2520 Twenty-fourth avenue S, Or call
The Bloomingtons would like to have game
with F. J. Nagels for next Sunday. For games
1904 Sixteenth avenue S.
The Little Com Pauls defeated the Medins by
a score of 81 to 8. The feature of the game
was the pitching of Nordeen for the winners,
who struck out nineteen men. The Dom Pauls
now claim the 12-year-old championship, having
won twenty straight games. For games with the
winners address Fl. Poucher, 1077 Eleventh ave-
hue Sc. -4I
The Little sentinels defeated the fast
Branch team by score OF 10 to TO- The fs win
old teams in the city. For games address Alec
Cutler 5S3 Eighth avenue
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-07-20
FERRY TIRED OF
DOING NOTHING
MAY LEAVE MINNEAPOLIS IN A
FEW DAYS. 81
Big American League Pitcher Thinks
of Quitting Professional Base
ball and Returning to Pittsfield
Mass, to Play with Independent
Team-oommissi6an Kkdling Delayed.

Minneapolis stands in danger Of losing
the services of "Cy' Ferry as a result Of
his misunderstanding with Manager Wat
kins. The case of the player is now in
the hands of the national commission, but
as yet no ruling has been. made. Ferry is
still in the city and drops out to Nicollet
park every afternoon to watch the games.
II am getting tired Of doing nothing"
said Ferry yesterday. II have about made
up my mind to go back home and feel like
quitting professional baseball. am here
on expense and nothing doing in the
salary line. think I am right in the
stand have taken. There is a fast inde-
pendent team at my home in Pittstield,
Mass, and I can connect with them for
bit of money and when I am not playing
ball with the independent team, I can
work at my trade in the shoe factories
there. If something does not turn up and
this matter straighten out in a day or
two I will pack up and go home If do
I'll quit the whole business
Ferry came to Minneapolis from Detroit
and was loaned at a time when Mime
apo!is was hitting the slide with the speed
of an overland express on down grade. He
has pitched but a few games on account
of an injury to the second finger Of his
hand. A deep cut compelled the wearing
Of a plaster on the finger and this foreign
substance interfered with his control OF
the ball in pitching. In form Ferry is the
peer If not the superior of any pitcher
on the Minneapolis team and it is to be
hoped that the difference between him
and Manager Watkins will be adjusted
Ferry's friends think he will be acting
hastily if he leaves the game before the
national commission has passed on the
case.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-07-20
N1d7Ez19X. 0XI0RD Hz6H dJ7IAER
TENNIS TOURNEY
AT T0NKA COURTS
Northwestern Championships in
Singles and Doubles to Be
Settled at Deephaven.

Tennis players are beginning to look
forward to the annual tournament for the
championship of the northwest, in singles
and doubles, which will be held under the
auspices of the Minnetonka club, on turf
courts at Deephaven, Lake Minnetonka,
beginning Aug. 1 at 2:30 pm. and con-
tinuirg thru the week.
First second and consolation prizes will
be given in singles, and first and second
prizes in doubles. The winner of the
tournament in singles will be called upon
to play L. H. Waidner, who now holds the
championship.
All matches in singles will be best two
in three, except the final and champion
ship rounds, which, with all matches in
double, will be best three in five, advan-
tage sets. A. w. Strong will referee all
final matches. The entrance fee will be 81
for each person in either singles or
doubles. Entries will close July 80. The
rules of the U. S. N. L. T. A. will gov
ern; the play.
Charles Hale, J. G. Wyman, Douglas H.
Wright, Alfred F. Pillsbury and Ward G..
Burton constitute the sports committee Of
the Minnetonka club. All communications
should be addressed to Ward G. Burton,
|Deephaven, Minnetonka.