davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1904-04-19

o. fiFrte lin &ci. Get por oen treble.
io0oc hon peo fig icIu.
gtcn bortc poo Eor0ct ait aoncnS
treble @tonN % pIcicoc, "a ga ban
ut 'e en- ~GrcmmcofarI rciie al
@onroc mcO Set o. Rcoifo6, oif ban
blcm % ipurate aiurrinacn, bpao
Oct oor Tor en- ION Tor al 8oar6e
meo on bloa Soften. va han"
lo0oe bun. set par en- RouS ira
@'Hlmerdc; ban iOa9c. at Der er Ino
llS'elt mco ban Ger SInSen, ioIio
Wtono min al han aour ser aunro.
lme1lem "a bar bucrfen 9lpScr eller
*en9e; iaa icuotc ieg mco ham ale
olS'e aomIc alGoernc. iom hnna her
enter ham, % oct gomIe genaeifrin.
net meo SGlopcHocnc l." MauSeu
ltlrnte 'tror, buor bette bar ben, IoA.
leoc en- Ser 81 Tor aiguurSe / fuIbt
0Irlprou8. Get uareoc life lpnae.
Tor ban par tGt bogefter BAN. iom
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1904-04-19
Dan "tce" oeml

General Miles itob / &orriooren
til arlington Sotel forleoen Iiten oJ
lit bore, at en- itrra, tpno Wano / N9r.
beben 9iorbe en- 9emprfning, iom @e.
reralen faubt terumelig ffrpoenSe.
"ltnoer ben ipunife &rig", iasbe BET
unse Nenneife, "tos ieg 5 ipanife 81.
f~ieerer roen at faa ilogen Sielp entelt
ira grmeen eller Slaaoen". "Soao
for noget2" ipurgte. Sen, IiIes OF
penOte Jig burtig moo Wfunben. "3e
flyer, at &c tog 5 ipanife Sffirerer
itoen Sielp al Scr eller Slnaoel" -
Get er afflirat, bpao ieg ia", ioureoe
ben hinge Wtan0. Seq tog Dem gur-
lie alene % ipiIOte life en- 9raa5e
Blob. Get bar / Bolton. Ser err nit
Garb. Wit Haun er Smith, og ieg pr
6otograf. Sbis Sr. @eneralen biz
eisre mig Den 9ere. -" Men Wtiles
bapoe taset Tilgten inben Sotosraien
fom uiOere.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1904-04-19
Biifopen os preiten.

On ben bersmtc og bsitagteoc gi.
flop Glarfe, Der Iepe6e | SIutninaen
at bet ipttenoe @nrbnnoreoe, fortrI.
Ter Sagnet fsIgenoc s~nefoote.
enaans peo pintieti6 beisgte ban
en- gpo l~lneoomspen, Der eieoe en-
@aaro paa Sanoet. Gintieoaeen por
De | airfe iunmen. os Der bIep gi.
fopen meget ~iorinoret peo at bsre
gpens rnse Yreit boloe en- al bam
for en- Del gar tiIbase uSarbeioet
prGoifen.
giipen, Der bar Ell Iigeirem og
goobjertet Mano, loo imioIertio iom
iitsen Sing, og efter 8uostieneitens
Sliitning trpffeoe ban greitens
Sauno og taffeoe BAN for Den imuffe,
oppRffenoe Breoifen, BAN boIot.
9reiten, Der life fienote 9iifop.
penL fslte Jig meget imigret o. ipa.
reoe:
De eIacer mig, at Ieniebeben
ipnes ON ben, bet bar naiten mere.
emo ies tlroe babe, tbi leg bar no.
arbeioet ben iiben iforgaars."
"8irfelig," iuareoe giifopen, LEG
fun f~oriifre Gem, at ben iamme gre.
bifen bnr foitet mig ier Tigers Or.
belize"
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1904-04-19

bun taitet bort / TllIoitobcn; % 0u
Qtan0en berte, iagoe ban: "lu cr
life mere end en- Song I'll ion uaI.
iom on bar uTrct," % han blcu iuo
iinot, at hun ingbc, ban piloe oau lin
Sci fra oltiammeu % oINrig fommc
tilbage, bots ban life trnf ire aiur.
ringer, iom bar Iigeiou gale.
San ranaleoe afiteo, Oh ga ban
bar fOumeu CT StUfte poa &cien, fit
ban ie en- aiRrring, iom ls6 mo %
inS meo ei tomt SoIo I en- uutsmret
Spite. Spergong bun lob inc, ia.
iteoe bun SOrfIGoet opcr Soloct. ionr
ON bum buOOe Hoget / oct, oa bpUI.
DeOe bet pna @nLuet. "Suorfor Qisr
3 BET, @orH" ipltrgte BON. VA,
iea oil bare barre inS IiNt Col" iua.
reoe bun, "men leg ueo life, buorlc.
Ses Oct er: nanr ieg er noe, bar lea
Scien | Goblet, men nuor ieg fom.
mer mo, iaa bar iea faitet oen bort,
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1904-04-19
ct nbeloigt Horfas.

"Ie bill bel ia Ell pen Snoifrift
paa @rapitetten?" ingoe agenten til
gnfer. "Sporlebes piloe De ipnea
on oenne I. Or: "5reo meb bin
gife2" Gen b,ter Iet iffe!" ipareSe
Bun tneo frenfet 8Groigbeo. "Min
Muro bar meo at gisre Spen rem
os fjsrte bort mango 2Gs meo aife
% moet affaIb. Seq ipues, BET life
er 'pprot of Iube bans 8rapIten minoe
ON oet."
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1904-04-19
. Sommc Kiorrineer er iliee .
-GpentYr az 9. 6ht. 2Isbisrniens

og oa ieg por | ben gamIe Sptter
min. ioa bapoe ieg Col nof, cnooo
ie9 ol6rig bar inc oct minoite; bare
noeen fiinbe ifoife mig Sol, ifiiIoc
ieg gierne gipe BAN ire biinbrebc
SoIcr." "Sor 5 Ell gr," iaebe
Mtunoen "ioo ifaI iee NOT ifaffe Ser
Sol" San tit fig en- gr % bugeeoc
GinouesbuGer, for oct bopoe 5sm.
mermpnoene gIemt; itror fom SoIen
inc, % ban fit fine ire bunbreoe 0a.
Ter. Oct por en-, tRnfte Ranoeu,
og elf afiteo igien.
On Ell Stuno fom ban noenfor ct
Sits, o9 Der par Der ct forfGroeligt
Sfrig oa Sfrnal. Ser off ban inc
og itf ie en- aiGrrtng, iom boIot paa
at Oaife Manoen fin | Sopeoet meo ct
Sanfctrp; oper Sopeoet paa BAN
baooe bun truffet en- Sfiorte, iom Der
life Dor poliebul /. "gI & iloo
libel Rnno ieres 8, @or?" ipitrgte
ban. "9lei," idgoe bun, LEG pil
bare babe Soliebitl poa bertne Sfior.
ten. Ianoen freq og bar fla iIbe
% ing6e: "gn treite oe bebre Den,
Tom fol bope m Sfiorte poa. Der.
iom nogeu finoe lore &iprrtngen
min at foa SnliebrI pad Sfiorten
paa Ell ouoen Wau0e, ifltIoe ieg
gierne gtpe bam ire bitnoreoc Ia
Ter" Get ifol mart bore giort,
fom bare mcS en- Sur," iaabe beu
sGuoen. San itf Ell Sar, % flippeoe
Stl og off IGnoere frem meo Ben.
gene fine. Oct bar Den onoeu, iag0e
bon beO iia ieIu.
2ongt on IPnge fom ban til en-
@aarb; Der tpnfte ban at buile no
Ell Stuuo og gif inc. "SbOr cr s
ira, 5ar?" ipurgte aiGrringett. Seq
or fra Ringcrife," iogoe ban. ala
nct, melt er s fra Sitnmerise? ioo
ficnoer s bel Ser Nnoen, iolig Diono
min ou?" - &onen bapoe pGret gift
ire Burge; Sen fsrite % Sen itbite
Nono bar femme, Oerfor troebe bun,
at bare oen anoen bar bleoeu ialig,
for ban boooe pGret Ell mil 0tonb.
So, bdm fienoer ie9 bel" iagoe han,
Tom git omfrtug. "Suoroon itaor
oet til nteo bom MI bo?" ipitrgte SO.
men. "ao, BET CT fIeiut me6 bam,"
ingoe Ningerifingeu, ban rangler
gaaroimeIlem Der % bor bperfen
Nab cler alPoer paa aroppen -
er MI life at Inuffe om." -
"@iib noooe mig for BAN oa!"
roobte aiprringen, "bon bopoe bu
life nsntg at aon ino nSiel boIt, TOM
Der bar ioo reaet efter; her bGnaer
ct fort Soft fitIot meo 9Irber, Tom
bprte Bnm til, o9 ct fort Sfrin mcb
itoor Der og. giI : tnge oct
neb, ifoI s fao Seit % aiPrre at
fisre BET frenr meo meS; og Soften
fan han babe ser, % pua 8iprren
bon iiObe o9 fire gourOimeIIent,
or ban bar life tteSie at gua." -
Riugerifingeu fit ct belt aiprreIGS
rteS aIpoer % ct Grin fi,Ibt mpb (
SsIopenge, og ioo meaet Mnb ,
" Eriffe, ion ban piIoe; ou ban (
,op0c facet oct, iotte han iia pua 8
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1904-04-19

lao puu aiprren % fisrte; men %
Den anoen mGrfeoe set, fisrte ban
Soften % Riprren tho / Smoaifoben
nopbeoe Ell SounofIuo &eitetogI al
Soften % inu iprnng ban op | Ell
gaffc, bnor ban fnptte6e 5eitetagIet
fait | eli 8irf, og itnoer ben lugoe
ban fig til at gGnre og ittrre op /
Sfpernc, "Nei, net, neil" ingoe ban,
Iigciom for fig ieIp, Ou Ser Erebie
fom riben6e, "nei, mi bar icg als
orig feet iao Start net, mi bor ieg
oIbrig feet Woqtnl" Der itob og iun
pnu bam Ell Stun0 og lunoreoeS pao,
ON ban bar tullen eller bpao bette
ifuIbc bare; enbeIig iaa ipitrate ban:
"Spno Iig9cr on Der % foper pao?
- "Gtei. ol6rig iaa leg Ma9cn!"
iogoe oen unoen, "bcr for ser Ell
Iiae op til SimmeIS meb Ell blaa
Scit; her ier on, GagIet bGnger igieu
/ 9irfen. % Der oppc / Stperne ier
on Den bIaa Soften hans" Ser iaa
paa Stperne % poo ham, % iogoc:
Seq icr life onoct emo Seitctnglet /
9irfcu ieg." - "Nei. on fan life ie
oct beacr, ser on %itunr," iogoc Den
anocn, men fom bio og lGg dig her,
% CLAN Iige op, % ioa maa Oh life
pciloe Eiuene bort ira Sfperne."
Weoen& Scr Sreoic Iau % gIoeOe op
/ Sfperne, iao at Eiuene bans raubt
i @anO, tog Hingerifingen Soften
iotte iig op % reiite babe meo
Den % aiGrrrIpsict. Ia oct tog til
at burc paa &eien, for Ser treble
%, men ban Dor ioa forfiamiet,
iorNi Den Nnbeu reiitc oiiteo mcb Se-
Itene hans, at ban life ianieoc at
ipttc eiter, for oct nor for lent.
San par III life piOcrc moNi9, fan
ell piOc, melt ga ban fom hiem I'll
aiGrrinacn, % bun ipur9tc, huor
ban buuoe giort al 0eiteu, iao iaabe
ban: Seq gop bOm mco oen ogIoa
til Der Inocn, Tor leg lputeS life oct
bar prrot, al ban itulbe iibbe poa
Ell aiGrre % Triangle gooroimeuem
/ Simmcriae; mn fnn han iGlae Sirr'
rem 90 fisbe CIT Goqu al tiere pao."
Get ifaI on hare Saf iorl Il'
BRIG bupbe ieg troet. on par iaa mil
en- Wuno~, in9oe apnen.
ia ban MI fom hiem bnn Tom
buboe iaufet iommcu De ier brmbreSe
0uIer og aiGreIGSiet meo aIroerue
% Hergene, lit ban ie, al nle Scr.
oerne bar pIeieSc o1 tilianeoe. Get
fsrite han ipurate aiGrrinaeu ON,
bet bar, hpor bun bapbe ioaet Sans
form ira. "ao," ioaOe bun lea bar
hsrt, al Den iom noact iaar
ban noaet taari iaa idaeOe Jog oct
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1904-04-19
Ncr bar cnaona en- Mono O

"er bar enaang en- Noito o.
2une, iom ffiiloe iaa; mel
DC bopbe life Saaforr, % life barb
DC Fenae at fishe for heller. 81
eneitc $40 baobe DC, % ben ifuIor
Maroen eao I'll 9pen meo oa iGI9c
for at foa Gcnae i'll Suaforn. Nel
oa oct fon til Stpffet, tiroe aonei
life laoe Mnnoen relic, foroi bun pal
rGb, ban ifitIbc briffe op &eneene
Saa eif bun ieIp oiiteo meo aoen ol
tog meb iig en- Sere ogion.
SGt pcb 9pen mchte bun en- SIos,
ter. "SfaI on irIae Den 9oen.
Mor?" ipiirste ban. ."So, ieg ifaI
nof oct" iagoe BUN. "Spab ifaI on
bope for ben oa2" Seq fnor Del
bone Ell Morf for aoeu, men Seuen
ifdI on bape for ii GoIer,~ ingoc bun.
"So", iuareoe ban, "Seucn bar
ieg life Brig for, og 6en bIir on nof
fpit, naar on fommcr til gpert, men
for aoen fol leg gipe big en- Rort,
Sun ioIgte aoen lin % fit fin gturf,
nten Der bar Snaeu | 9per, ION uilbe
eioe ii Galer for Ell TOR, ifabbet Ssne.
Soa off bun tilbage Ill Slagteren
iaicn % iagoe: Seq bIi'r life fpit
Scren iea, 6a'rl bit faor moi tn9e
Den oginn on, Tom blep peo 9oen."
Set ifnI hi bel fontme no al"
iogne SIogteren, boo benbe til 9orbS
og gap bcnoe Nnb o. ifiGnfeoe
benDe iaa meaet grGnSepin, al bun
bleu bruffen % Git baobe fra Sanos
% SomIing.
Rebens bun JOB no. opppcoe SIoa.
teren beltbe / Ell SiGrctenbe %
laaoe benoe ino ! Ell 6iGreboua.
Ga bitn pnnaneoe bar bun fiGret
oper oct belle og ~beapnbtc at itnbre
zig; "er oct mig, eIler or set life
miaP gtet, set fan oIbrig bore mig,
Oct ulna bare Ell flor, unoerlig 5ligI.
Nen bporIcoeS ifol lea bare mig at
for at fua bloc, ON oct or MIG, eIler
ON Oct life err mig? SO. mi peo lea,
bporIeoes iee ifal fitnne i%fisnue, ON
Oct er mig; beriom aalueue Iiffer
mig, % pnnben life eisr pau mig,
itoar ieg fonuer biem iaa or oct
mig"
Sumben iaa neppe iaabont ct
ll6pr, for oen iotte | at Itormgis
ipm ON Der pur baaoe Sppe og Sfipl-
mer poa @odroen. "gtei, set fan
bit life bore mig" iaeoe bun. IA
bun fom | 5isiet, niloe aalpene life
iliffe benoe, foroi DC fienote 3iprc.
Ineten. "gtet, set fun life bore mtg,
oet ntao bare Ell nnocrlig Sitgl,"
ideoe bun; frsb iud op pun Stn6.
bnrstnget, begpnotc at iTnn nteS Pr.
meme, iont oct fitnbe bare 9in9er,
% piloe til @eirs. "a Manoen ioa
bette, fom ban no meS Giflen % FOG
til at fiete. "Id ifpo life, ifpo iffcl"
raobte &ouen, "oet or mig" Or
BET big" iogbe Nunoerb "ioo itna
life Der iom ct @iro. men fom neo
% oisr TegnTfob o9 RietiabeO for,
Dig" - Snn frsb On neS iaieu men
life Ell eneite Stiaiug, TIL Dem
Mari, bun fit al SloetcrrL bapOeI
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1904-04-19
Sra ipreote Setter.

Glen: "aom bio, geter, sin
Wtpr % ira er enige ON, at on bar
fortiettt Ell %oroentlts 1raet 8rpgl."
Beter %(bpIenoe): Get er ogian
oct eueIte, oere nogcniinoe or enige t."
- Gapa, bpab er ct @ffo, Oh
8npu?
-gffo, min Ssn, ipnrte 8aren
meb ct Iargt Sui, gffp er Den eneIte
5ina / @eroer, iom fan fua bet iioite
Sro ooerior Ell Spinoe.
"@iicr ben unge 8etterien fremoe'
les Ceres 0utter iaa mango Spmerf.
iombeOcr?"
"gtci, set er sanife forbi,"
"pou bar opgipet benoe, on?"
"9tci, ban bar giitet JIG meo benoe."
Sfulc6citnrercn: 80 On, leg
fienotc oem beese to ! Sartouminen.
Gen enc uar en- fpif cppaft 8rt. ben
anoen Ell giiabeit, en- rem grbeioS'
trpI. Ger fIinfe @ut bar imiolertio
-.
life aiort oct ida goot | Sipet. ban er
futtig crtOmt, meoens IrbelSStrpllen
ttrnSe eftcrIaSe lin gnfe oper $780,.
600"
Glen: Seq bsrte tgaar, at oet
oppattc 8ltt Iful siftc Jig meo en-
fem"
A Poser.-"What are you feeding
those hogs friendi" the Professor
asked.
"Corn, Professor replied the
grizzlvd old farmer, who knew the
learned gentleman by sight.
"Are you feeding IT wet or dry'
DRY"
Don't you know if you feed it wet
the hogs can digest it in one-half the
time?"
The farmer gave him a qul2zical
look. Now, see here, Professor,
he said, how much do You calculate
a hogs time is WORTH"
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1904-04-19
On 50rloueIieskIa0tie f0rtaIi IL asuarieI for stifotrr.

SaItet, iom RoroferSen" iatte ino
Der, og fontmer Der bare mart Regit,
tror ieg nof, at bet fomrner brao op
igiet." "8aI er on, og gal bIir
on, ioaIGnge on leoer," iagoe @ans
Den, "men BET fon MI bore BET
famine, for De andre ere life Iigere
emo on"
y Splerne, Der refer biem ineo 5ar0iuss'
Windham County reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1901-1906, 1904-05-06
CHURCH SERVICES.

Unitarian church. Rev. +. Q. 5
Osgood. pastor Service every Sun
dav at 1890. Sunday school at 1l.45
Theme for next Sunday. Self Com
munion. All are welcome.
Universalst church, Reignold X.
Marvin. minister. Morning worship
at 1890 o'clock. Subject of the ser
mon. The Case of the Ten Talent
Men sunday school at 1l:45 a. m.
Senior union at p. m. All are vel
come,
At the Adventist Christian church.
Sunday school noon, prayermeeting l
D. m. Preaching by the Pastor Elder
I. NJ. Blanchard. 2.30 and p. m.
Thursday evening prayer meeting
$50. All are very cordially invited 10
all the services.
First Baptist church. George b,
Lawson minister. Morning worship
1890 Subject of sermon. The Chris
tian Ideal of Manhood. Bible school
- m. Evening 7.30 union service. Y.
NJ. C. A. anniversary. Address by
Gen. O. o. Howard.
Christian Science services in Mar
ket block, Sunday at 1045 a. m. Sub
iect. Mortals and Immortals. Text.
Romans viii:5 and 16. Testimonial
meeting wednesday at 7.S0 p. m.
Reading room open Tuesday, Thurs
day and Saturday from 2 TO p. m.
All are welcome.
Windham County reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1901-1906, 1904-05-06
Base Ball Tomorrow.

The Brattleboro Independent base
bah team will play its first game Of
the season on the island tomorrow af-
ternoon at ais with the Keene. n
II. athletics. The makeup Of the
local team viii probably be as follows:
Ellis. D: L. AEen. c: Waite. ID:
March. %; Stolte. IS; Ferriter. 5b; R
Allen. L T.: Tucker. c T.: Riley. T. T.
Windham County reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1901-1906, 1904-05-06
HARD AND SOFT WOOD FOR SALE

have a large quantity Of hard and
soft wood which I offer for sale at rea-
sonable prices II is all prepared for
the stove IN one foot lengths. First
come first served
n. c. CLARK, BrsttIeboro.
Orders received ~ Telephone. No SIS
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1904-07-14
A New Substance.

Bauxogen is the name of a newly
discovered chemical, destined, its dis
coyerer believes, to work wonders in
the world of arts and sciences. DR..
Ernest Fahrig, chief of laboratories at
the Commercial museums, Philadel-
phia, discovered and perfected the
mean of manufacturing the new COM
pound. Not only as a chemical dis
covery-important because it opens a
wider field of scientific research
but as a commercial product, bauXo-
gen is expected to prove of value. 1t
is an amorphous compound of alum
inium-a crystalline substance, almost
colorless in It's crude state, and TAX
ing brilliant hues when combined
with various metals. The new COM
pound has two important properties
-astringency making it valuable as
a medicine in diphtheria and throat at
fections, and the brilliant coloring
of it's compounds, which adapts it for
dyeing purposes.-N. Y. Sun.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1904-07-14
TWO PAT ILLUSTRATIONS.
In Which the True Source of Physical
Strength Was Well
Set Forth.

Speaking of toads, with incidental ref
erence to other s~alatory animal life, re-
calls a mot attributed to one of the JUS
tices of the supreme court, which has
been giving the Washington gossips a good
deal of amusement of late, says the New
York Evening post, He was dining the
other evening with the family of a dis
tinguished ex-senator, who are noted for
their extravagant advocacy of the vege-
tartan diet. Over the delicacies of the
table, which included pretty nearly every
form OF edible plant life suited to the
season, conversation turned upon the IA
miliar theme; and the hostess, after try
ing in vain to convert her beef-reared
guest by arguments based on the chemical
constituents of various food, pleaded:
But surely, Mr.. Justice, you must ad-
init that vegetarianism means strength
and agility, when you remember that the
rabbit, which feeds wholly on vegetables,
can make such great leaps through the air
from hiding place to hiding place"
True, madam" answered the jurist,
gravely, but we must also remember that
the minute creature for which naturalists
claim the ability to jump more times its
W length than any other, belongs to
the class of pure ~carnivora."
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1904-07-14
Have No Use for Their Toes

If shoes go on forever, why should
not our toes grow together? We have
no use for them. We can't manage
them. About one man in 1000 can pull
on his interossei muscles and spread
out his toes. In the remaining 999
these muscles are as dead as fiber. They
haven't been used since the infant
stuck his toes in his mouth and crooned
a baby song without words. If we
wore mittens all the time the individ-
ual control of our fingers would be lost.
We eat so much soft food that we have
scarcely any need of teeth. Gums
would answer every purpose, as masti,
cation is performed by machinery be-
fore we begin a meal. There are over
200 distinct muscles in the human body
of which the best of us keep about loo
in prime condition by proper use.-N
Y, Press.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1904-07-14
Sorry Now He was Honest.

Master-Yes, boys, Honesty is the
best policy" 1t will surely bring it's
reward. l am glad to have a good
example of honesty among your own
number. William Williams, stand up.
w. w. rises.
snow, William, when l was coming
to school this morning l happened to
drop a quarter out of my pocket with
out the slightest knowledge of the
fact, and you, like an lhnest boy re-
turned it to me. Tell the boys what
prompted you to do such an act when
you might have kept it for yourself"
W. W.-Please, l thought it was q
bad 'un.-Stray Stories.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1904-07-14
SAVED CHILD'S LIFE.
Remarkable Cure of Dropsy by Dodd's
Kidney Pills.

Sedgwick, Ark, July 1.-THE case of W.
S.. Taylor's little son is looked upon by those
interested in medical matters as one of the
most wonderful on record. In this connec-
ton his father makes the following state
ment:
Last September, my little boy had
Dropsy; his feet and limbs were swollen
to such an extent that he could not walk
nor put his shoes on. The treatment that
the doctors were giving him seemed to do
him no good and two or three people said
his days were short, even the doctors, two
of the best in the country told me he would
not get better. l stopped their. medicine
and at. once sent for Dodd's Kidney Pills.
l gave him three Pills a day, one morning,
noon and night for eight days; at the end
of the eighth day the swelling was all gone,
but to give the medicine justice, l gave him
eleven more Pills. I used thirty;:fve Pills
in all and he was entirely cured. | consider
your medicine saved my child's life. When
the, thirty-fve Pills were given him, he
he was an invalid in his mothers arms
from morning until night"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1904-07-14
pIrH AND POINT.

To the good, evil is working for good;
to the evil, good is working fo- evil
Rams Horn.
OF the two, a big heart brings
Joy than a large bank a%ccount.-L. A.
W. Bulletin.
When a circus is in town, a man who
has little children is regarded as very
lucky.-Atchison Globe.
Footman-"Excuse me, baron, but /
haven't received any wages for four
months" Baron-"All right eXcuse
you!"-Unsere Gessellschaft.
Eyes, your honor, this is the lady who
claims that the dog bit her." well,
where is the dog who claims to have bit
ten the lady?"-Philadelphia Inquirer.
Par Value.-Bramble-"I lost a piece
of paper yesterday that was worth $50
to me-" Thorne-"Is that so? What
was it?" Bramble-A $40 bill."-N. Y.
journal.
Mr.. OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES said
that in this world a man must either be
anvil or hammer" Mrs. Crimsonbeak
-"Oh, 1 don't know. How about the
bellows ?"-Yonkers Statesman.
"You know, after all" said the young
father, "a baby does brighten up the
house." Single Skeptic-"I dare say;
I've noticed the gas burning late in
your room recently Answers.
How would you define luck?" was
asked of the man who has made more
money than he knows what to do with
st is the product of a reasonable
amount of ability, backed by tenacity.'
Detroit Free Press.
81 suppose" said the village deacon
to the minister, ''that your constant
prayer is that you may ever remain
poor and humber" Not exactly" re
piled the minister. 81 pray that l may
remain humble, but my congregation
attends to the other part of 1.-THE
Riva1
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1904-07-14
A Wonderful Spider web.

Inthe Pacific ocean there is a group of
islands called the New Hebrides, where
there Is q species Of spider that weaves
a fine cloth. What do you think of that?
The natives place a slight framework in
some dark corner where there are known
to be spiders, and the little insects i'm
mediately take possession of the frame
and use 1t as a foundation for a web,
with marvellous results. One cap made
in this way by spiders was over four feet
ten inches long, and over a foot in diam
eter at the base.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1904-07-14
Comes Higher.

Mrs. Smyth Cooking up from her pa
per)-What does it mean in the Wash
ington news when it speaks of 1.-THE
lower house,"
Mr.. Symth-That lei the house
of representatives. The senate is
higher.
"How is it higher? Do you mean
that it costs more to get there @"-Phil-
adelphia Record.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1904-07-14
One Girls Tale of Woe.

Plainly the fates were against ner.
"Alas!" she sighed. sit is impossible
for me to be up to date"
"How so" they asked.
81 cannot spell my name with a ""
she answered. There is Maybelle and
Ethyl and Ellyn and Mayme and Har-
ryette and Kayte and all the rest of
them right in style, while l alone must
remain old-fashioned. Why, oh, why
was | named Maude?"
Then she buried her face in her
hands and sebbed bitterly.-Chicago
Post.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1904-07-14
A Worlds Fair in 1860.

Perhaps the first industrial exposi-
ton on record was held in 1869 in the
rathhaus of Nuremberg. A catalogue
published at the time thus states the
purpose of the exposition: st shall
bring before the public all innovations
in the trade of the whole world in
modern times, together with domestic
art productions Chicago Chronicle.