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Charlevoix county herald., 1904-08-06
ITEMS OF INTEREST.

"lust picture OF you" Is the title
of the newest song by AL. Trahern and
Lee Dream Smith. "Just a picture CT
you" is a high-class ballad, on the
order of "VIoets" and is enjoying an
i'm uense sale. One copy OF this bal
lad has been sent to every music seller
In the United States and Canada, SO
that all lovers OF music may have an
opportunity of securing it at any mu-
sic store.
Rings Dyspepsia Tablets instantly
relieve the stomachand aid dige stion
They are as pleasant as loaf sugar and
cure dyapepaia, sour risings, catarrll
of the stomach and indigestion.
S I'D by Warne's PHI rnacy.
FOR SALE.--We have on our list
one of the finest Farms in this section.
Only 2 miles from East Jordan
JAS. l.. HACKErT.
Now is the season Of the year when
you want that job of Painting or Paper
Hanging done at once. O. II. Meyer
is prepared to give you first class
work at a reasonable price. Leave
orders at Landrum's. % t
We are agents for the famous little
liver pills recently discovered by the
venerable DR.. Dade Of Chicago. Per-
sols who have used Dade's pills will
have no other. They cure cOnstipat-
in. Sold by Warne's Pharmacy.
One and third fare on the East
Jordan & Southern R'y TO Trave rse
City, Aug. 10 and IL, good to return
the 18th, on account of the Northern
Michigan Circuit Races.
Bees LAXATIVE Honey and Tar
is the original Laxative cough cure.
1t is the best LAXATIVE cough syrup
made. Bees LAXATIVE Honey and
Tar contains the antiseptic, healing,
S othing and strengthening properties
of the Nat We Pine, combined with
other ingredients in laXat We syrup
made from pure strained honey, Cures
a coughs and strengi hens weak lungs.
Sold by Warne's Pharmacy.
Mrs. G.. III. Jennings, Boston--"Our
babies Twins, were sickly. Had sew
eral doctors. but no results. Hollis
ter's Rocky Mountain Tea made them
strong and robust" 35 cents. Tea or
tablet form. At f. G.. Warne's.
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-08-06
HAY FEVER SEASON HERE.

Victims of this annoying disease
will experience great benefit by taking
Foley's Honey and Tar, as it stops
difficult breathing Immediately and
heals the inflamed air passages, and
even if it should fail to cure YOU it will
give instant relief. Remember the
name, Foley's Honey and Tar. Sold
by l.. G. Madison.
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-08-06
TEACHERS EXAMINATION.

A Teachers Examination will be
held In the Mckinley High School in
the village of Charlevoix, on Thurs
day, Friday and Saturday. August
llth, 18th ann 18th, beginning at $3.50
q. NJ, standard time. AT this time
teachers may take examination for
any grade of county certificate.
Examinations will also be given at
this time for students wishing TO
attend the Michigan Agricultural
College.
julius Caesar will be taken as the
basis for the examination in Reading.
j. nj. TICE.-
School Commissioner.
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-08-06

NOTARY PUBLlC-WITH SEAL.
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-08-06

Pineulcs is the name of new dis
covery put up in new way; certain
cure for all kidney and bladder trou o.
les, Rheumatism, Lumbago, etc. You
are requested to call at our store and
let us show you Pineules, derived from
the Pines. Sold by Warne's Pharm-
acy.
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-08-06
To Cure q Cold In One Day.

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tab
cts. All druggists refund the money
II 1t fails TO cure. f. w. Groves sig
nature is on each box. 25c.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-21

HELP WANTED Coffee cranks to
drink Scheuers premium java coffee
and stop their kicking. 5606-4-1-tf
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-21
APPETIzINc LuNcHEoNs.
The MONDAY Meal Should Be Made
Not Only Palatable But
Attractive.

Luncheon is usually a woman's meal.
as in a majority of families the men
can only appear at the table morning
and evening, says the Boston Herald.
Such being the case, it too frequently
happens that mistresses allow this
meal to be prepared and served In
careless, ever ~sIovenly fashion, and
that the dishes are but too palpably
q rehash Of previous meals.
Now there is no reason why the re-
mains of yesterdays roast should not
serve for to-day's luncheon, but there
Is no need Of serving it in an map
petiZing manner; nor does it follow
that because the meal is a simple one
the maid should shirk her duties or
perform them in slip-shod fashion.
Remnants often taste better in COM
bfnation than in their original form,
but they should appeal to the eye as
e as to the palate, while the maid
VIC is allowed to be careless at lunch
is soon likely to be equally slack at
breakfast and finally at dinner.
Scientists tell us we should seldom
indulge in a meal of exclusively cold
dishes, and n well made hot dish
should always appear at the lunch ta-
Bile. 1t may be only a thick soup, but,
II hearty, a potato or egg salad and a
cup OF cocoa or chocolate will make a
satisfactory meal. So many combisia-
tons as well as omissions of courses
are allowable that there should be lit
tie difficulty in planning luncheons,
while the housekeeper who is fond of
cooking and takes pride in originating
dishes can make this home meal her
trump card without any appreciable
money expenditure.
If the other dishes are not very sub
stantial in character they may be
helped out by a hearty soup. Any
number Of cream vegetable soups may
be evolved from the following general
directions: Mash the vegetable and
press through a sieve; II not suficient-
iy tender, boil or steam until 1t can
be pulped. For each cupful of pulp
make a thin white sauce with one Ia
blespoonful of butter, one tablespoon
and a half Of flour and one pint of
milk. Add seasoning to taste, mix
gradually with the pulp and simmer
for five minutes. Serve with this crou-
tons or oyster crackers. In place Of
cream, gravy or any meat stock may
be used, the flour being first Drowned
in the butter.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-21
new CHIEF TAKES
CHARGE OF DEPT.
Chief Heehn Hands Over His
4 0Sc bNylt. Z 3f.hs39L
5au2 Badge to Chief
Kali.

Tuesday night Chief George Hoehn,
at the last meeting of the old Totten.
yille1Fire Department. representatives,
handed his badge to the new chief,
John Kali.
The new officers took charge yester.
day and d. A.fJoline was reelected
secretary, and Rudolph Hoehn treas
urer of the department.
The new fire wardens for the year
are: Rudolph Hoehn and D. A. Jo-
line from Protection Hook and Lad
der Company No. /. George DeBois
and William Romer from Vjgila nj
Hose Company. John O'Mara and
Charles P. Cole from Constitution
Hook and Ladder Company, of Rich.
mond Valley.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-21
AN EXPENSIVE INITIATION.
Candidate for College Society Mem
bership Heavily Taxed In /.
Doing a Stunt. .,4sKi

Many are the absurd tasks that the
candidates for initiation into certain
college fraternities are compelled 10
perform before they are entitled to full
membership. Miss Nancy Shykes an
elderly spinster whose home was in q
college town, was surprised one morn
ing by a visit from a young man In
fantastic garb, relates Youths Com
panion.
Good morning, madam" he said,
lifting his jaunty little straw haiti
was in the dead of winter. This Is
Miss Shykes, is it not?"
Eyes, sir. What do you want Of
me?"
II am sent here" he replied, with
the utmost solemnity, "by the Eta Bit
Ia Pie society, to sweep your kitchen,
paint your house, attend to your stoves.
milk your COW, or do anything else you
want me to do. l await your orders,
madam"
Miss Nancy, who was a woman OF
rare self-possession, reflected a mo-
ment.
"All these things have been attend
ed to, young man." she said, rubbing
her nose, "but you may pay OF the
mortgage on my house."
How much is it2" 40
-Four hundred dollars"
at shall be done. madam" he said,
without the slightest change in the ex-
preston of his face. 81 wish you good
morning."
He lifted his straw hat again, bowed
profoundly, and was gone.
1t only remains to add that the young
man, who was the only son of rich
parents, and could well afford the sum
out of his allowance, was as good IS
his word.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-21
Rice ariddle Cakes

Put two cupfuls of warm boiled rice
through a sieve. Sift together n pint
of -four, half a ~teaspoonful of salt, a
teaspoonful of sugar and a teaspoonful
and a half of baking powder. Add the
rice, the beaten yolks Of two eggs, and
enough milk to make a smooth batter.
1t will probably require about a pint
and a half. Lastly. fold in the beaten
whites of the eggs. Have the griddle
hot, make the cakes rather large.
brown them and serve with maple syr-
up. This batter must be beaten each
time the griddle is filed. The cakes
should be about a quarter Of an inch
thick.-Boston Globe.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-21
The BOOK AGENT.
Had v.slled South Amhoy on Former
Occasion.

A hook agent, who was around town
selling encyclopedias, said he was
here five years ago. He did not state
how long he was here at that time,
but he appeared to know the whole
town, going over a number of the most
prominent residents by name and hav-
ing their different characteristics
down SO perfectly that one could al
most have told who they were with
out his mentioning their names. If
he succeeded as we'll in taking orders
for books as he did in caricaturing,
he ought to hive made a small fort
une.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-21
A PLEASANT VISIT.

Mr.. and Mrs. Michael Scully and
family have returned home from O
delightful visit with friends in Brook :
Ign. They certainly enjoyed their
outing, for besides being well enter :
tanned by the friends they visited, tho
weather being in Mrs. Scully's favor.
they took a trip around by Coney Is
land before returning home. 1t was
very encouraging to her faithful hus-
band and loving children to be with
her ard see her enjoying herself after
a serious illness, and for Mrs. Scully
also.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-21
Wasn't Taking Chances.

"Havc you any children?" asked the
landlord Of a man who vas looking for
o fiat.
only one little boy" was the reply,
but he's sickly and would not cause
any annoyance"
Cant let you have it, then" said the
heartless owner. Some of those sickly
children linger a long time, and I'm
not taking any chances. Cincinnati
Enquirer.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-21
OUT AMBOY
HOME WEDDING
Miss Alice Slower and WiIIett Martin
Made Man and Wife

Miss Alice Slower, daughter of Peter
Slower, was united in marriage to
Willett Martin by Rev. II. NJ. P.
Pearse, at the brides home, in Bor-
dentown avenue, at q o'clock yester-
day afternoon. Only the immediate
members Of both families were pres
ent. Mr.. and Mrs. Martin left ON
the 8 o'clock train for n wedding
trip. On their return they will reside
at Elizabeth.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-21
WALK AROUND STUMP.

Saturday night, April %, Raritan
Cabin No. rs, Wood Association, will
hold a cake walk around the big
stump in their meeting rooms in
Welsh's Hall. All local cabins will
be in attendance and Court Marion
and Court Goodwill, of New Bruins
wick Cabin, and courts from South
River and S~ayreville will also be in
attendance. They will finish. up with
O smoker,
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-21
Perp1exing.

Boy-aIamma, can people leave part
of themselves in different places of
the country?
Mother-Why, no., where Gid you get
that ridiculous idea?
Boy-Uncle Tom said he was going
to Denver for his lungs and Auntie
June said she thought she would go to
the Hot Springs for. her heart.-Yon-
kers Herald.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-21

81 hear you have a very unique way
of making people believe this is Q
healthy town" said the close friend.
"Oh, yes" assured the land agent, I'VE
pay the only undertaken in town to on
tent himself with one meal per day"
What good does that do?"
why, he looks so thin people think
he is starving for the lack Of business"
Chicago Daily News.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-21

O SALE

FOR SALE or rent, two up to date
houses on West ave, 8 rooms and
bath, rent $50 per month. Sewaren
improvement Co, M. Irving Demar-
est, Agent. 5941 a 20 to A 80
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-21
UNWELc0ME VISITOR.

Gotlieb Straub has a very unwel-
come visitor that has taken quite a
fancy to his place on the Heights. 1t
does not ask to be entertained in
doors, but Is quite content, being Of
aesthetic taste and really very dainty,
feeding or tulip and other bulbs in
the garden.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-21
GEORGE MORTIMtR DEAD.

George Mortimer died at his home
in Prospect Plains. The funeral will
take place at his homo 2 O'Clock this
afternoon. Interment will be made
at Trenton, Friday. Mr.. Mortimer
leaves a widow an several children.
The family resided in this borough
q number of years ago and had o great
mauy friends here.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-21
MISS SCULLY BURIED.

The funeral of Miss Sarah Scully
took place from st. Mary's church
yesterday morning and was largely
attended. The remains were laid at
rest in a handsome lavender colored
casket, which was conveyed to the
church and cemetery in a handsome
white hearse. The floral trib utes
were beautiful.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-21
TAKEN TO CRANBURY.

The funeral of Mrs. e. Reed, who
died OF the residence Of Mrs. Peter
Applegate, vas largely attended by
her many friends yesterday at 1880
o'clock. Rev. Warren Nevius officiat-
ed. The remains were taken to Gran
bury for burial. The flowers were
baautifnl.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-21
No Profit in It,

How is the cattle business in this
neighborhood?" asked the stranger.
1T amt what it used to be-" grum-
bled Uncle Jed Sorreltop. "Six months
ago a freight train run over an old
COW of mine. The company didn't set
tie with me till the other day, and all
| could get out Of 'em was $25. By
gum, | could "a sold 'er to the butchers
fur moron that!"-Chicago Tribune.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-21
BIG MEETING FOR F. OF A.

Wednesday night, April 81. Court
Rarltan No. A, F. of A., will hold a
meeting at their rooms in Protection
Hall. The grand chief ranger and
secretary and other executive officers
will be present. Refreshments will
be served and a good time is promised.
All Foresters are expected to be
present, by order of the chief ranger.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-21
STEALING SKIFFS.
0ystermen Having Trouble with
Thieves.

During the past week a number of
oyster skiffs have been stolen from
the T~ottenville shore. They have
disappeared during the night, after
the oystermen tied them securely and
left them apparently safe. The Tot
tenyille policemen are at work on the
case and they expect to make some
arrests soon.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-21
ARlON CHORAL SOCIETY

Last night tho Arion Choral club
met at the home Of Mrs. William
Oliver. Princes Bay. All had a fine
time. Refreshments were served.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-21

FOR SALE q good horse, carpenter
wagon and q two seat carriage, m
quire, A Wickstrom, l02 State street
1891 4-l6 Is 10 81 90 %
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-21
NE Ws ITEMS.

The Afternoon Whist Club will
meet tomorrow afternoon at the home
Of Mrs. DeLeon, of Fisher
MI. G. Oortelyou and Mr.. w.
Shaw, of JERSEY City, were the guests
of Misses Della and Lizzie Winant,
Sunday.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-21
o WANTED

ROOMS WANTED-To paper or
paint. Full line wall paper. And
ers Anderson, 38 New Brunswick ave
52S0-3.9-tf
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-21
TOTEM LILLE
MUST GRADE SIDEWALKS
Property Owners Receive Notice
from Department of Works.

Yesterday afternoon the property
owners OF Main street received the
official notice from the Department of
Public improvements to have their
side walks in front of their places of
business or homes, cut down to the
proper grade.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-21
THE M PRACTICE.

Yesterday afternoon the Olympic
baseball team was out for a practice
game on the Atlantic Terra Gotta
Works diamond. They are IN fine
trim and expect to put it all over the
Raritans. Of Perth Amboy, in the
game Saturday afternoon.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-21
MARRIED YESTERDAY.
Miss Annie Creed Becomes the
Bride Of John G0rmIey.

Miss Annie Greed and Captain John
Gormley were married at st. Mary's
church yesterday morning. The br. de
looked charming gowned in p lie blue
silk. The happy couple proceeded to
their newly furnished house in George
street, where a receipt IN was held
and O fine wedding breakfast was SER
we'd.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-21
NEWS ITEMS.

Thomas Baker, Of Broadway, were
visiting friends at Railway, Tuesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Peter Dunn, of Me-
chanicsville, are the happy parents
of twins, two girls, born Monday
night.
Fresh eggs are being sold for &c
cents per dozen in this borough, strict.
ly fresh, too.
Mr.. James Carberry is very busy re
pairing the P. R. r. shops.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. STEINER were Dor
ouRh visitors Tuesday night.
Mrs. Green and sister, Miss Addie
Dolan, of Augusta street, spent Tues
day in New Y ork City.
Mrs. Leary will move back into her
house, in George street, Thursday.
Mr.. OsterRaard. of Catharine street,
spent Sunday at Perth Amboy.
The measles is still prevalent in this
borough.
People are very busy clearing up
their gardens and more than one per-
son has come very neal burning down
fences while burning up the dry
leaves and grass.
MI. Leary opened the liquor saloon
formerly run by Mr.. Cheesman, last
night.
Independent Ordor of Foresters will
celebrate its thirtieth anniversary at
Wilder Hall. Perth Amboy. Court
Chase No. 1928 hav received an in
vitation and will attend in a body.
John Martin, of Philadelphia, and
Miss Carrie Martin. of Brooklyn.
were visiting their mother and family
on Bordentown avenue, Wednesday,
and attended their brothers. wedding.
Quite a number succeeded in find
ing AmDoy's sweet flower, the trail.
ing arbutus, last Sunday, but they are
not as plentiful as usual on account
of the severe winter and late spring
Mr. Schants has been repairing the
roofs of Mrs. Morrill's houses in
Broadway. The roofs are now being
painted.
The meat market has been moved
to John street, and Yesterday it was
placed in position where it will be
used as n harness shop by Derbert &
Walling, MS before stated.
Michael Spellman, of this borough,
is laid mp with a bad foot. DR.. AL
bright is attending him.
Miss Sadie jackson has left BIume's
Bazaar and has accepted a position II
the Vaseline Works at Perth Amboy.
Preston King, OF John street, has
been having some papering done.
Whitehead Bros. are very busy load
ing boats with moulding sand at their
dock. They are also busy filling their
stock yard up.
Mr.. Bastedo is fitting up a bath
room in their house in George street.
Mrs. H. Capner and daughter, Mrs
Charles Buckalew, of the Heights, at
tended the funeral Of MI. George Nor
at Prospect Plains, today.
Raymond WiLliams. of Main street,
who has been seriously i'll with ty4
phoid pneumonia, was reported as
begin slightly improved yesterday.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-21
Parental Solicitude.

Daughter-But. ma, l don't like
him.
Mother-He is an only son and his
father is very rich.
well, as to that, his father Is a
widower, and may marry again."
True. l did not think of that. Per-
haps you'd better marry the father"
IN. Y. Weekly.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-21
, Flying rich.

The flying fish does not really fly,
but raises itself from the water by
mea of its long fms, and can support
itself in the air until they become dry,
when 1t drops back into the sea.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-21

FOR SALE--AT q bargain, house and
lot on Hall ave. Address "bar-
GAIN" Evening News Office.
1997-11-10-tf
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-21
REAL ESTATE.

FOR SAnE-FOUR lots on Market
st.. near Goodwin. Address "Real
Estate" Evening News.
1OQH 1 IN 80
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-21

NJ - -
$500 - 80
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-21
After Long Separation.

Through the agency of the Salvation
Army a nan who had been missing
for 20 years has been found in Aus
tfalia and reconciled to mis- wife and
family.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-21
Nerves and Longevity.

According to Prof. Mosso, people are
lhle to live longer the more their
nerves are e%nfeebled. The less robust
I person is, he points out, the ADLER he
s to resist the ravages of time and dis
ease. .uc.-
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-21

I.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-21
His Argument.

$50 you are an advocate of vege-
tarianism!"
"Yes."
For what reason?"
IF I can persuade everybody else
to live on vegetables, perhaps eggs and
beef will become cheap enough for me
to have all | want of them."-Wash-
ington Star.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-21
Irish Wit.

A gentleman riding with an Irishman
came within sight Of an old gallows. and
20 display his wit said:
Pat, do you see that?" /
ITO be sure OF do" replied Pat.
And where would you be to-day II
the gallows had Its due?"
"Oi'd be riding alone" replied Pat
Minneapolis Times.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-21

when hears a man sayin' dat he likes
dogs better dan he does human folks"
said Uncle Eben. Il can't help suspect
in dat iebbe he's picked out de kin o.
friends OATS as good as he deserves
Washington Star.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-21
Banner Potato County

About 10000 carloads of potatoes
we're shipped from Greeley, Weld coun-
ty, Col, during last fall and winter, to
all the principal markets of the United
States.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-21
The Worm Turns.

First Worm-What on earth are you
doing?
Second Worm-Oh, merely turning
again. You know one good turn de-
serves another.-Town Topics.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-21
Exports to

Shocks, empty casks and pine and
spruce to the value of over 81, 1000, 600
were imported into the Argentine re-
public from the United States during
1902.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-21
Oranges for throat ,roub,e.

An orange put in the owe and baked
will be found an excellent cure for bad
threats, eaten just before retiring for
the night. .
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-21
Bad for the Heart.

A Sunderland mar died of heart fall
ire, caused by suddenly arising from
bed, A medical witness at the inquest
said there was no more common cause
of fainting than getting up in a hurry.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-21
Collects Rirds, Erpa

The king Of Denmark has a very
valuable collection of birds eggs,
among them being specimens of nearly
every kind in existence.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-21
Removing the Cause.

Mrs. Strongmind--Something must be
done. All over the country the men are
rebelling against what they call petit
coat government.
Mrs. Rightem-Then we must remove
the cause aa9'" ftd
Mrs. Sweetie-But how?
Mrs. Rightem-Wear bloomers.-N.
Y. Weekly.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-21
Big Gold Yield.

The gold production of the Cripple
Creek district in Colorado was 12,967.-
338 In 1903.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-21
An Easy Matter.

GiIes-Congress could settle this
woman's suffrage business in short
order II It was to go about It jim tho
right way.
MiIes-How?
Giles-By enacting a law compelling
to vote. Then they wouldn't
want to.-Chicago Daily News,
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-21
Centenarians.

In Russia men have been known to
live for 100 years, while cases have
been chrohicled Of Arabs living
through two whole centuries.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-21
Ideas.

Ideas r dangerous things to play
with; you master them, and then they
take possession of you.-N. o. Times
Democrat.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-21
Velocity of the Moon.

The moon moves with a mean veloci-
ty of 1880 feet per second-a little fast
err than the highest speed yet given to
a cannon ball,
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-21
Bearded Men.

According to an experienced barber,
men with heavy boards are most liable
to become bald.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-21
Cats and Old Maids.

In the middle ages cats were often
kept In n~unneries, and this may have
something to do with their traditional
association with old maids.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-21
what She Can,t Believe.

A woman believes everything a for
tune teller says, provided she Isn't told
that her boy won't amount to any
thing.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-21
Am Unexpected Illustration.

The Trout-Dear me! I've heard of
the worm turning, but | never thought
II would be like this!-N. Y. Sun.