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The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1904-11-14
NEW YORK HAS
NINE-FOOT SHARK
DRAGGING ABOUT HER AQUARIUM BECAUSE CONTAINS SHARK
AND A TURTIE-HOw A BIO SHARK WAS CAPTURED orr
SANDY HOOK AND LANDED IN THE AQUARIUM AFTER MUCH
TROUBLE.


Fish stories from the Aquarium
York Geological Society usually Ship
boaiman breathess told the uama yesterday
turtle and seenteenfOot Aquarium
deadly combat there
rumors OF the past that had not panned out.
The boamn talked with up
the poker startling Battery corps
its unwonted activity headed Aquarium.
unn hurried off, He said that the shark had
grabbed turtle had returned the eomp
ent and that the the
worse than that of the fountain City Hall guy
Everything found be the big
crowd around the main looking
mad been brought up there together the turtle big healthy
looking aher-bac and and agile
by official
The shark was not bOtheng the big aerba and the did
thing expert
has charge Of the big and little fishes Aquarium
said that ne believed that baby should fall into the big tank the sand
shark would be frightened very hungry
shark might tackle some OF the two and threefOot
but it would hardly try a a
There had aquarium expert
never have been on ebibon one elm nS it, fl S I t
would be enough knock down
giant JeFries.
expert said was the only thing he feared about the big shark
1t has prOpensies;
than would thing except anyhow
Nevertheless, great turtle
aquarium far ahead anything
fish exhibits the St Louis exposition
shows compared with the New York Geological
The big shark caught Friday morning in pound by fish
erman named SchmoO While pursuing fish became entanged
net winch broke in many places in its effort to release itself The fisher
thought first from the
tie less than whale After
pve camness the fishermen who beamy naptha launches
ads ased the big fore and aft with
They money in
the aquarium They previously
after making the shark
headed for Battery They
nearly pounds, and they did
switch
took the fishermen
they
thought when looked
its tail moved slowly few times and then the eight forced piece
rum and let it slide from the the big
the
striving
which recovering
ampban
NODDED the 1t caught
NJ J, |
hipp expert
swift shark,
much in and rae-New York Sun
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1904-11-14
THE
GREAT VICTORY
GATHERED AT
AAIA PARE 70 IATIFT LAST
TUESDAYS RESrL rs.

The great victory OF the Republicans
at The polls WAS celebrated on Satur-
da! night BY II Ratification meeting held
1T Aoia park which was largely attend
ed. Chairman A. g. Nj. Robertson of
tie Central Com'nittec presided.
The first speaker was Senator John
c. Lane who addressed the large audi
cnce H. the Hawaiian tongue. Senators
Dowsett and Bishop followed and
stephen Deshl made an eloquent
speech which drew round after round
of applause from the .Grge crowd pre-
.cnl.
w. w Harris sol an excellent hear
ing. He pledged himself to do all in
his lower to cOnpleta the session i'm so
days and in this as IN other ways to
rcuuce the expenditures of the Territory
Frank Andrade, William Aylett, Ma
helona, Kaleiopu, Kalawaia and Charles
Broad all spoke i'm turn and the meet
ing closed with an address from Re
preventative Waterhouse.
There We're ringing cheers for the
party as the crowd broke up.
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JOHN MORLEY
IN AMERICA
SAYS IT is EASIER TO GET
INTO EXPANSION THAN OUT
OF IT

NEW YORK, oct 23.-The Right
Hon. John Morley, the English states
man and author, arrived today on the
steamer Celtic During his stay in this
city Mr.. Morley will be Andrew Carne-
gie's guest.
Mr. Morley will make his first and
only address while i'm this country in
Pittsburg, on November 3, before the
Iron and Steel institute.
Il visited this interesting country
thirty-five years ago. / have made my
life since then, and 1 expect to find a
completely new country" he said. u
know every minute that ! am here will
be intensely interesting. l want to see
your tall buildings which are so pic
turesque and ! want to see your ele-
waited railways. l have been cores
ponding with President Roosevelt, and
have a very great regard for him.
President Roosevelt is one of your men
of letters, but also combines practical
politics and craftsmanship"
On the question of expansion he said
that he was very much averse to lee
turing any nation. He added:
1T is much easier to get into exter-
nal expansion than to get out of IT,
CAN over England and the provinces
there is a growing good feeling toward
America. Every Briton admires Am
erica and her institutions"
Mr.. Morley will remain i'm America
until at least the last of November.
He leaves the city tomorrow for Cam
ada.
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OAHUS WON.

WAILUKU, Nov 12.-The Inter-Isl-
and cricket game which was played at
Kahului on Thursday resulted in favor
of the Oahus, the score in the first
game being "A to A. and in the second,
lO2 to 50. The Oahus clearly outclass-
ed their opponents, but it must also be
stated to the credit of the Maui men,
they made several good plays which
were no doubt surprising to the visit
ors. After the games, supper was
given the visitors at the Maui Hotel.
While on Maui the Honolulu men have
been the guests Of the Puunene club,
and cricket enthusiasts on this island.
Next year, Maui will probably do much
better in this inc Of sport, and be able
to give other teams a closer rub.
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KAHULUI QUIET.

WAILUKU, Nov. 12.-The harbor of
Kahului has been unusually quiet dur
i'm gthe past two weeks, there being no
vessels i'm port, save the island steam
ers that arrive and depart occasional
ly. The next steamer expected is the
Nevadan, but it is some time yet be-
fore she will arrive.
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The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1904-01-28
Table Manners.

In "Quips" by Aba Dab last week a
referred to a man eating
with his knife, and the Implication was
that the said individual was guilty of
a breach of good manners. Is he?
What are good table manners but so
conducting yourself as to be neither a
source of annoyance nor disgust to
others? Does the observance or nom
observance of certain arbitrary rules
formulated by particular clique or
circle of society entitle man to be
dubbed good or bad hammered p
What are the principles upon which
many of the so-called rules of table
etiquette are founded? Hygiene, es-
thetics or ethics? Is man who eats
with his fork more graceful, moral OF
healthy than his neighbor who eats
with his knife? Does one who eats
with his knife have greater tendency
to blunt my appetite than one who
uses his fork to convey food to his
mouth? Or is he q more dangerous
person to sit next tor Or does he
make himself more liable to inflict
self-injury2 Who invested these So
cial legislators with power and author
ity to draw up this code of rules and
stamp them with the hall mark sc
that, like the laws of the Modes AND
Persians, it is death-social death-tG
infringe on them?
If Aba Dab should visit. Arabia anC
seek the hospitality of an Arab sheih
he will find another set of rules. Per
haps the sheik will, as mark of honol
to his guest, plunge his hand in tn,
dish and fish out a delicate piece O.
meat and put it into his guests mouth
Shall we question his manners? H
has as much right to question ours.
1 When we see man eating with hi
knife we naturally conclude that b
has not moved in certain circle of SC
ciety, but that is no reason why h
should be dubbed boor, nor is it
sympathetic or brotherly act to hol
him up to ridicule.
The writer has seen many men VIII
7 eat with their knives whom it woul
be an honor to call friends, and VIII
are quite as honorable, upright an
, worthy as their more refined and ari
tocratic neighbors. The writer think
! that here, of all places, a man shout
! be
r $50 his neighbours faults little blind,
@ To his virtues, ever kind.'
SD.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1904-01-28
Remarkable coihabawk.

1t is not generally known that Ara
coma, better known as Logan, is richer
in prehistoric relics than any other
town on the face of Gods green earth.
The county was named in honor of
Logan, chief OF the Mingo tribe of In
dams, ANA the county seat of Logan
county was named in honor of the
beautiful daughter of Logen-Indian
princess-Aracoma. An effort was
made at the last municipal election
there to change the name of Aracoma
to Nighbert. The citizens voted al
most unanimously against it. Only
short time ago excavations were made
at Aracoma for small cellar, when
fourteen Indian skeletons were un-
earthed, and among the number were
the remains of Aracoma, the Indian
princess. More than wagonload of
bones were disinterred, bear tusks ten
inches long, and many Indian orna-
ments, in that excavation not more
than twenty feet square.
The larger part of the town site of
Aracoma is a charnel house containing
| as many skeletons as the catacombs of
Rome, all of various tribes of Indians
that lived and died there. These skel-
etons, SO long undisturbed, will be un-
earthed by the thousands in a few
weeks, when the railroad grading for
the Guyan Valley Railway will be con-
structed through the Indian cemetery.
The writer is the proud possessor of
the finest and largest specimen of In
dian tomahawk known In existence,
which was presented few days ago
to him by Moses Mounats, one of the
wealthfest and most prS.inent farmers
in the Guyan Valley, and whose home
is on Island Creek, near the town of
Aracoma. 1t is positively known that
Logan, chief Of the Mingos, wore and
used this tomahawk when he was at
his zenith as chief commander during
the Indian wars.-Point Pleasant Ga
zette.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1904-01-28

Two Communications At a meeting of
Are Granted the Board of
Pardons held in st. Paul last Sat
urday, the sentence of w. A., 500,
was committed from thirty to ten
years, and the sentence of j. f. w.,
1l72, reformatory plan, WAS COM
muted to four months.
The Board took under advise.
ment the cases of G. N, .872, and
j. H., 5476.
The petitions of the following
were denied: E. r., 923; 3. B.
964; j. D.. 957; f. L., 869; G.. A..
$3.50; Fl. j., 3743; A. M, 1859; j
F., 1886; j. B., 929; E. G.. R., 1856
W. B., 5lO9; R. B., 1852; A. T.
SAL; T. R. s.. 5577; J. w, 1855
J. R. c., 557l; P. A. S.. 835.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1904-01-28
The Chautauqua
Meeting.

The chautauqua The regular BIZ
Meeting. weekly meeting
of the prison Chautauqua circle
was held in the chapel Sunday
afternoon. AS usual, four papers
were read, all of which reflected
credit on the organization. The
discussion was not as spirited or
as relevant as it sometimes is, but
it was interesting, nevertheless.
A class report on Communism
was the first number on the pro-
gram. It dealt with the strength
and weakness of cooperative COM
munities as compared with COM
petitiye society, the conclusion
reached being that progress is
more rapid under the latter sys.
tenn. This paper was followed by
a very creditable report by new
member. His subject was the
Scotch and the Irish people, thei,
many points of likeness and dis.
similarity. It occasioned consid.
cradle discussion.
After a piano solo had been
rendered by a member of the cir.
Gle, special paper on the situa.
ton in China was read. This wal
q clear and concise arrangement Of
the situation in the East at the
present time and proved that the
writer was familiar with his sub
ject. It was followed by speoial
paper dealing with the life anc
achievements of Robert Fulton
The report of the critic brought
the meeting to close.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1904-01-28

Stunt 1aortme Pain and sorrow were
Rerum. depicted on the coun-
tenance of the head nurse Of the
hospital Saturday morning. Care
crowned his brow. Tears were in
his voice, and Che walked as one
bowed with woe.
"Adolph Hennessy has left her
nest" he said, land she had only
one more day to sit-three weeks
ago tomorrow it was since we put
the eggs under her" -Adolph
Hennessy is canary, be it
known.-'If she'd only stuck it
out one more day it would have
been all I would have asked" he
continued. "Why don't 1 speak
to the Deputy about 1t? Don't
guy fellow! Can't you see I'm
in earnest? Yesterday at this time
the hospital was filled with the
song of four little Adolrh Hen
nessy's, and today where are they
all? Not Matched! Not single
one Matched, and what's more they
won't be if she doesn't get back on
the nest at once! Did you ever
hear of such luck!'
His sad tale was confirmed by
DR.. Kalinoff.
"Hennessy was doing we'll when [
left here at 6 o'clock last evening" y
he said. "She sat on her nest with
her head resting on the edge of
the box, and while she appeared
somewhat fatigued from her long
vigil, she smiled so encouragingly
at me that I did not think it neces-
sary to give her sedative. This
morning she refuses to go near the
nest and apparently takes no IN
terest in her offspring. No, I have
not tried moral suasion. I feel
she is too depraved to be moved
by it. It is a very sad case."
] A general atmosphere of gloom
i still peryades the hospital, and q
yellow spot on the snow is all that
is left of the young Adolph Hen
nessy's.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1904-01-28
n Pagan HpborIsln.

Nearest thou q man say to his beast:
aCome, brother, and draw the plow
with thy strength, while I guide it
with my understanding, that when the
harvest is ripe we may partake togeth-
or, and give also to those that are des-
titute." Know thou that such man is
beloved of the gods.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1904-01-28

Preparations are being made to
have stage constructed in the
chapel for the entertainment to be
given by the University Dramatic
Club on February IL. The pris-
on orchestra will furnish the mu-
sic for the occasion.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1904-01-28
Preposteroas, Preposterous!

The Stagnant Stogies had club,
And Thought their sanctum was the hub
Of wit and wisdOm-mark the rub!
Prep0sterous, prepOsterous!
They'd rally round without care,
Had plenty time (e'en some to spare),
And none to say them nay-wh0'd dare?
Preposterous, preposterous!
There was one they called Big Jim,
Because his brain was rather slim
Compared unto his feet-Quite dim,
Preposterous, preposterous!
OF p0rtly mien, but yet too gay.
(He was big man, by the way)i
His manners plainly said he'd say:-
"PrepOsterOus, prep0sterOus!''
He had habit. ESQ I'm told),
OF getting on his feet quite bold,
And Delsate movements there unfold.
PreposterOus, prep0sterous!
And hardly had he left his seat,
And fixed his eyeglass, slow, but neat,
In robust tones he would repeat:
''Preposterous, preposterous!"
He'd been banker, rich and hale,
Had been to college-went to Valet
(NOt mentioning course in jail.
Prep0sterous, preposterousl)
In bombasting he was a prince,
And would be more, but couldn't. since
He'd trespass on Old Nick's province,
Prep0sterous, preposterousl
But one day rose a healthy cub,
who'd gained some humor, while sub j
And said: "We'll call this rub-a dub;
Preposterous, preposterous!"
And ever since, (which is absurd),
The old-time members of this herd,
VIII snort and SWIVEL at the word:
Preposterous, preposterous!
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1904-01-28

twenty-five students from the
agricultural college of the state
University visited the prison on
Monday.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1904-01-28

The following changes among
the guards have been made: Guards
Bergeron and Raske exchange
places, the former going to D and
the latter to A, and Guards Bloom
and Wurderman exchange places
in shop K.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1904-01-28
Fourteen ar
rivals and two

Movement Of Fourteen ar
Prison Population. rivals and two
discharges is the record of the
movement Of the population this
week. The prison is filling up
very rapidly; most of the cots have
been moved out of the corridors,
and within short time the new
cells will probably be filled. Those
Who were discharged within the
week were G. K, 887, and j. B.,
1907. OF those received, A. j..
756, was returned for violating his
parole.
There are 632 prisoners, Of
whom 427 are in the first grade
l91 in the second, and fourteen in
the third.
The last register number is 1910
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1904-01-28

Guard jerks was taken sick
Tuesday and had to quit work for
the day.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1904-01-28
LOCAL NEWS.

Guard MoFall has been i'll for
several days..
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1904-01-28

The occupant of cell sss wishes to exchange
the Rocky Mountain Magazine, and st. Louis
Woman's Magazine for magazines.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1904-01-28
HHELIOGRAMSH
III BY F. M. III

By F. M. III Hi
You will never find the key Of
success on the key ring of a burg
lar.
A man with a red nose knows
that everybody knows how he ac-
CURED it.
Posing as a model for police
court artists is about as lucrative
a position as writing poetry.
Professor Perry says that cigar
cite smoking kills more men than
whiskey. That's no pipe either.
It is evident from their sermons
that a vast number of modern
preachers look upon the Bible as
has been.
A gift Of sack or two of flour
will do a poor family more good
than ton of tracts couched in
fowery language.
A South Dakota editor says that
state is full of vultures. The
stencil from the divorce courts of
that state is enough to attract
buzzards.
As birthday present an Iowa
farmer gave his sixteen year old
daughter 500 pigs. She will be a
good catch for some young fellow
who is on the hog.
A chair of poultry will be estab-
lished this year at the University
of Missouri. The professor who
fills this chair will Of necessity
have to use fowl language.
A lawyer in st. Louis who had
acquired a good sized jag returned
home and threw his arms around
his mother-in law and kissed bel
thinking she was his wife. This
| is an instance where love wal
blind.
! An old man in New York wal
recently sent to prison for three
years and if he lives until he i,
discharged he will have spent 8
years of his life behind prison
bars. Oh, it's great to be
CRATER! It's magnificent! tt
grand!
[ am addicted to harmless lit
tie vice that [ intended to quit Oh
the first Of the New Year, but afte
reading FL. j. BIS lecture on pro
family I have become converte'
/ to his views and so opposed to tn
use of cuss words that I have re
, solved to stick to the vice rathe
, than be guilty of swearing off.
' Citizens of Corvallis, Oregon
q treated the prophet of the Hol
, Rollers to a coat of tar and feath
, ers. Elijah Dowie, who was then o
r his way to the coast in a specis
train, no doubt gave the trai
' crew orders to go through ths
burg so fast that it made th
I telegraph poles look like clothes
. pins.
8 A coroner's jury in Illinois bel
! an inquest over the body ola won
= an who was thought to have bee
: poisoned and brought in the 70
lowing verdict: 'Not poisoned br
: dead because she thought she ha
. been poisoned" It is evident the
the educator and his trusty ak hs
! not as yet cleared the America
! forest of its jury timber.
d.
The teacher of Bible class
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1904-01-28

Arctic Regular old time Mimi
Weather. esota weather" is what
some persons are pleased to call
the Wholesale refrigeration of the
last three or four days, but as a
matter of fact very few years, long
past or recent, have witnessed
such a sustained period of in
tense cold. The mercury mod
estly retired on Friday night, pull
ling the clothes over its head.
and has not appeared above zero
since. Five degrees below zero is
the warmest weather so far this
week.
| The cold did little damage about
the prison. No harm was done te
the plumbing, and nothing in the
greenhouses suffered. The sick
call has been remarkably small. The
record of the temperature, as KEEP
by Guard Gallagher, is as follows
] Wednesday, 1:3O p. M, IS; 6 p. m., 10
Thursday, 5:3O.a. M, Is; 1:3O p. M, "a
6 p. M, 10; Friday, $50 a. M, 49,; 1:3
.. M, 26; p. M, 10; Saturday, $50 a
M, 8 below; 80 p. M, 9 below;.6 p. m
10 below; Sunday, $3.50 a. M, 30 below
IL M, 20 below; 6 p. M, % below; Mon
day, $50 a. m, 30 below; 10 a. NJ, 2
below; 6 p. M, 20 below; Tuesday, 5:3
am, 20 below; IL M, 5 below; p. NJ
IL below; Wednesday, $50 a. M, 80 be
low.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1904-01-28

The occupant of 90 wishes to exchange a
southern Iowa. paper for Fargo or Grand
Forks, N. D., paper.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1904-01-28

Posing as a model for police
court artists is about as lucrative
a position as writing poetry.