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Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-04-02
Let Her Copy Him in These.

After all, when you sit down to think
II over, there are several points in which
men are great deal nicer than women.
Ihis is not meant as a base desertion
OF the weaker sex. Not a bit of it. II
Is only still, small voice arising from
the din of feminine boasts. and feminine
aspirations, and feminine heaven knows
what, and bidding its sisters remember
mat IN some things the man creature
me masculine man creature, that is; ef
terminate men don't CONTESTANTS on
heights we have never reached. and never
VIII until we stop emulating his vices
and begin to emulate his virtues.
In the first place, the average man is
q9te.liightfully and refreshingly simple.
When he loves, he loves. He doesn't
painfully probe his feelings to find cut
why he loves. nor how much he loves.
nor how long he will love, nor put him
self through any of that torturing self
analysis common TO the average woman.
Nhen she wanderS off through a maze
OF troubled qucstonings and acute ex-
oiajhatlons. he looks at her III wonder
ihent Tie doesn't understand a bit. He
Just loves. and that's enough for him.
ANA he laughs. and says 50. and kisses
her' and Instantly the atmosphere is
cleared and she comes back from con.
fusion TO the solid ground Of his simple
common sense.
Ihls Is pretty nearly the attitude Of
'He man and the woman toward most
SUBJECTS. lie sees things in their large
c,aurety, while she worries her S0ul
,Areadbare over non-essentials and hmit~
LeF VISION to trihes. Show him a hand
some room or q pretty woman. and his
we Nli ENJOY the whole effect and be
scanned; but a woman's eyes will ferret
Vut austy corners. and a wOmans soul
Nll 90 so absorbed in wondering where
pa SIN tn got that lace and how many
'.'ruS on It She has on, and how much ii
81 mat she really loses all the pleas
~ ~ Mary Smiths admirable ensemble.
speaking Of clothes. another point OF
I,tat superiority comes under view and
mar Is his ability TO like and respect an
liner man for his qualities, regardless OF
.le TACT that said other mans garments
@Ie 81 the fashion Of dozen years
@Sohe. an the leopard change his spots.
lhe Ethiopian his skim YES, sooner
I'm The average woman can see quail
a., Nofth cuitivating under a bonnet Of
.1Ny year vintage and a gown of BLACK
nombaziue,
mere Is another way in which he j.
a-. generous. Nou can tell him tina
49, ef man Is gcod-looking OF clever.
cs, ne can agree WITH you. actually. b.
~ tir doesn't even c6nsi1cr It esseti-
- - a. oelittlc his rival. He can be %
enemy for personal reasons. and
."S same time acknowledge Heartily
n handsome devil" or
4F clever fellow. c0nfound him.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-04-02
Marry fcr Love.


In many Of the letters that come to ne
the CIV is, II think | am III love, but am
nor sure. Would yoa advise me to mar
ryE'
Afv answer invariably IS, "No." Mar
ria3 lie where love and friendship reign
~i-nreme is undoubtedly the best state for
hofh men and women. But even ut the
hest married life does not always run
smoothly. 1t is inevitable that there
should be many little bitches when two
different environment are suddenly
brought together for veal or woe.
Now. it takes the deepest and most
abiding love to smooth out these rough
srofs. and when there is not that love.
things do indeed get in a muddle.
SO many young people think they are
in love- when in reality they are not in
love at all. That is, they are not in love
with the real person, they are in love with
Il pretty face, fascinating manner OF
something equally unstable.
What | want these young people to do
is to look into it seriously and find out
lust what they are in love with.
Let them 90 carefully into the loved
ones virtues and faults-lovers can he
analytical if they try-and if weighing all
the pros and cons, they can then say to
themselves, Il can not live without this
man or woman, life would be Il barren
waste" Then l say, marry. and marry
as quickly as possible so as not to lose
one precious moment of the greatest
sweetness that life can offer"
But. oh, lovers all, be very sure of
yourselves before you enter on this com
pact to ''l0ye each other as long as You
both shall live.-Beatrice Fairfax in
Srokesman's Review
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-04-02
The MOusetrap.

when YOU go out to play. my chill
dren," said Mrs. Mouse, Il want to eau
tion you about traps" and the mother Of
the seven little nice brushed their silky
coats until they Shonc like satin.
What are traps asked the first 1T
tie mouse
They arc dreadful things that are in
tended to kill yon." replied the mother
mouse.
well, what are they like? How shall
SIC know them when we see them ?"
asked the mouse with the brightest eyes.
Probably I'd better go out with YOU
and show you one. and then you will al
ways know just what to avoid. was the
reply of Mrs. Mouse. Il know where
there is one of the death traps. set pan
ttcularly for just such harmless little
creatures as You are. and If You will
follow me | will conduct you 10 it,
feel that it is my duty"
Don't people like u.s." asked the lit
Tie mouse with the longest ears, we
wouldn't hurt any one"
Il know that, my dears. but some pco-
pie are afraid If us. Ladies'. for eX-
ample, always climb upon chairs and
sofas aud tables if one Of rs, one harm
less little mouse, is in the room"
"IIow remarkable" exclaimed Tie
mouse with the longest tail
Did i mouse ever hurt a LADY, asked
the little mouse with the longest wills
kers
Certainly not-ncy,r"' exclaimed Mrs.
Mouse IN her most convincing tones.
Queer" said the mouse with tn" long
cSt n0se
Ono is hardly ever understood in this
world, said Mrs Mouse
All this time .bn mouse family were
mrying along beneath the floor and he
tween the walls gf "a bivb hniidiup Tho
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-04-02

Il shall stick my head in and set that
molSpl of cheese, said the mouse with
the longest nose. who was naturally
greedy mouse oad loved things 10 pat bet
ter tiau anything else
SO he stuck his little head in the hole
aud snap! went the spring and the mouse
was caught,
Strange he doesn't come out" saht
the mouse with the ideas
He must be enjoying himself with the
cheese" said the mouse with the longest
tail II guess I'll try to get the little
piece IN the hole on this side" he added,
pointing TO another hole. In went his
head, snap! went the spring and he
didn't tonne ont
Queer he doesn't come out" said the
mouse with the ideas
IL guess III 20 in and see what detaius
aim,' said the mouse with the sharpest
teeth. and SO in he went. snap. went the
spring aud there he stayed.
II believe it's trap" said the mouse
With the ideas.
Its not what our mother showed us.
said the mouse with the longest ears.
''IN look and see for myself. Maybe
they are eating something so good that
they won't leave it to come to tell us"
80 the mouse with the longest ears
stuck his head in and snap! went the
spring.
Now. I'm just sure It's trap" said
the mouse with the ideas.
And don't YOU think they viii ever
come QUIZ asked the mouse with thu
lcekest coat, beginning to cry.
Never. sSid the mouse with the ideas
What VIII mother say
Then tho three little mice that remained
went home 10 the mother mouse. aud
when they told her what had happened
she bade them take her To the place,
which they did
certainly that's a trap" she said at
the first glance Dear. dear, | should
have told you about that kind Of a trap
But hadn't scen one in \ long time aud
had forgotten all about them As they
stood regarding the scene with sorrow.
The pantry door opened and a tall WON
an came in.
'Ow.!.' screamed the lady.
The three mice disappeared with their
mother IN "A tWinkling.
There said the mother mouse. Tia,
was lady. She is terribly afraid of US
Listen 10 what she says
Mercy on u.s. they heard her cxclaim
Here are four mice in the trap ami
there were four more on the Shelf
looking ~ them. Now what do You think
Of that" Beth Browning IN NeS York
Tribune
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-04-02
Do Men Want to Be Looked Up To?

A writer. who shall be- nameless BIO
cause If the storm Of protest that might
bii upou him if his name and his views
1tt9c published simultaneously. has sent
iu long vail about the working woman.
Ne Wamau ought Ia work for a Iiy-
INK" ae declare, earnestly. 'Her doing
So reflects upon the character and intelli-
g, Ece of the IneH Of her family. who
should ha able and willing to support her
If she mas u NoIs. : Is doubtless very
eredilab,r ID her that she does so: but
iie taCr that she does it inevitably lessons
her a'tractiveness to the average man
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-04-02
Up Goes Respect for Carrots!.

| must admit Ann and myself took in
the beauty lecture the other day |
thought if it had done so much for Lii
Ian Russell. Bernhardt, Langtry, and
Patti. it wouldn't hurt us to take it in.
says a bright feminine in the Hartford
Post. 1t really was most interesting. and
the celebrated DR.. Cristion hits nails on
the head. But just take a gathering of
women all out to get lovely and funny
things are bound to happen. You could
see the people as he hit their deficiencies
just sit right up and take notice. He
spoke in general way on ali defects. but
he must have hit every body present. l
told Ann that l thought I'd better go
right down the list-but as it would take
such a lot of time l didn't see how I'd
ever be able to make connection with the
Identifying business and my work.
really was feeling quite blue about it
he did make one feel as if one didn't even
wash the face scientifically.
"Well,' said Ann cheerfully, you're
not bald. So you can cut out that. Nor
are you fat-nor thin. That will be two
more things that needn't bother you.
Then you haven't got to cure a red nose"
AS Ann continued to name more things
| began to feel more cheerful. Still there
was much left to keep one fairly busy!
Then Ann remembered that sncils We're
said to be good for warts and she thought
of certain small brother.
Lets go snailing and take our lunch,
some day" she said. But I'm afraid of
snails and Ann confessed she was, too.
so the small brother will not be wartless
this season, if it's up to us TO furnish the
remedy.
The grocers around town are wonder
ing what on earth has caused such a sud
den demand for carrots. On Tuesday
afternoon one popular place sold out in
ten minutes-a perfect mob being around
the carrot boxes. Ann aud | happened
to be among the number, and we knew
that they had come directly from the lee
ture to start the good work. for carrots,
saith the authority, are the compleXion's
best friendi Nive Ia carrot!
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-04-02
Mere Man Confused.

s EIt llt-A- WI : =
v-heu I was ten and you were eight,
T'Iyo wears between us stood;
Ne used Ia meet by daddy's gate
4 stulen Kiss was good
when / was gwenty-quite boy
You still We're my hearts queen.
V.nt grown cf kiss nS somewhat COY,
You see-you re quite sixteen,
when / was thirty. hronzed and tail,
NViih sweethparts, too, in plenty,
met ycu at the Wilson's bali
You told me you were twenty.
~. forty now ittle more
81 Time YOU ruthless bandit
But you you're only twenty-fouE--
caEnot understand 1t.
--PearSon's Weekly.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-04-02

In Colombia not oue-quarter Of the
land is settled or owned by individuals,
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-01-15
BRI6ADE BASKETBALL.

There were two sweeping victories In
the basketball games played last evening
among the militismeu IT was a case of
two OF the strongest teams i'm the league
being pltted against two of the weakest
and the scores were destined TO he as
they were. The first game was q vic
tory for Company IT. over Company c,
Second regiment. 10 the tune OF 20 to 2.
while tho second game was a victory for
Company Of the Second regiment 10
the tune OF q to o.
Company II did not exhibit as good
this season, and some OF the work was
very ragged Tho men were not put 10
their best efforts. however. and had no
particular need OF making any great ex-
ertions The men of the Company II
team showed some good team work. Ray
mond and Goula at forward putting up a
fast team game. which completely baf-
fed their opponents. Raymond especially
was all over the floor, and his aggressive
work was a large factor In his teams
stSccess. This player was. however, dis
Quaitffed toward the end OF the game, two
fouls having been called upon him fer
unnecessary roughness. THIS rs the first
time this season that player has been
forced TO leave game on account Of
fouling.
Guilds and Marley did some good work
for Company c. but their efforts did little
60 stem the tide OF defeat. The Company
g men exhibited little or no team work
and only their aggressive individual work
saved them from being defeated by an
even larger score. Bennett OF Company
=, who was given the task OF converting
three throws from fouls into goals. was
decidedly off I'm his shooting, making
eight consecutive misses before he was
able 10 score the two points which saved
his team from n shut-out. Goula, who
threw the fouls for Company r. was also
on form. tallying but two out OF six.
In the first half Company II rolled up
total OF II points, while the First regi-
ment team was unable TO score a single
point in the latter period OF the game
the Company G men did little better
and succeeded in making two points.
while their opponents scored IS
In the game between the two II COM
pany teams the First regiment team was
greatly handicapped by having Co play
two substitutes. and tho showing OF the
men under the circumstances was not
! without credit. Lieut. Danielson OF the
company. although not regular mem
Der OF the team. went in TO help out, al
though handicapped by broken left arm
which is not entirely healed. The Sec
ond regiment men did not play as well
as they have on other occasions. notably
against Company a. First regiment. but
took the lead early in ihe game and
easily retained it.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-01-15

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The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-01-15
Great Activity on Bowling Alleys Of
City Last Evening.
Good Card Furnished Good Betting
Sport at New Orleans.

In the series OF the New England league
last evening the Peck street team bowled
asajnst the Randall Square aggregation
and took two OF the games played The
visitors won the second event thereby
causing some chagrin among the home
players To see the games there was
large crowd OF spectators. Burnham was
the high man for the occasion making LI
pins while King was close behind with
III. The Summary:
PECK STREET.
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The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-01-15
THE AMERICAN LEAGUE.

Again reports are rife "a to the coming
Of an American league franchise 20 this
city, and the chances grow more and
more favorable "a time passes. Plans
have been put into operation looking to
that end but nothing definite has as yet
been done. Everything now hangs upon
the decision Of the circuit committee,
which is and has been expected hero all
the week.
All eyes are now centered upon tho
action those I'm authority will take I'm re-
gard 10 the conditions I'm Washington.
II Is stated that President Johnson has
had much trouble keeping that club In
control of n local organization aud since
there has been a new rule compelling the
government employees 10 remain at their
work till $50 in the afternoon II n
thought that a team there will have less
Of SUCCESS than formerly.
In the face OF conditions there and the
situation Of this city between New York
and Boston and the other conveniences
which appeal 10 those managing baseball
matters, Providcnce seems to be tho most
loxfcal location for that other city OF the
larger league. Several parties In the city
ara interested In tho matter and willing to
i,rvest In the enterprise IL II II seen that
returns would recompense and n franchise
be obtained.
PULLLAM PROTESTING.
Cincinnati, Jan. 1.-THE formal protest
of ths Brooklyn baseball club and Presi-
dent Harry r. Puliam OF the National
league against the New York American
league club playing Sunday home games
at Ridgewood park. I'm Queens county
New York. was received today by Presi-
dent August Hermann OF the National
baseball commission. The fight IL on zoe
ouestion OF the New York Americans
going out Of the territory prescribed In
tho national agreement 90 play home
games.
There Is no complaint against the
playing OF Sunday ball. said President
Hermann. THE Brooklyn club could
not play home games at Ridgewood park.
as / understand the question. but could
play Sunday games at Washington park.
shall send copies Of the protest TO Prosi-
dent Johnson of the American league.
and at an early date there Will be a meet
ing of the national commission 20 take
no the question. IL seems 10 be about
the most important question I'm base
ball"
TrMPIREs CHOSEN.
Chicago. Jan. 15.-President Ban John
son makes the announcement that the
American leagues staf Of umpires for
the season OF 1904 will be Jack Sheridan.
six OJoughlin. Tom Connolly W. Y.
Carpenter and probably Frank Dwyer.
OLoughlin and Carpenter have already
sianod 1904 CoutractA
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-01-15
PECK STREET.
-----StrinRs.

RIvERPoINT 3. HOPE 0.
The Hope team went visiting to River
point last evening and lost all three
games to the local players in the series OF
the New England league. Cahill was the
high man with 2s6 pins as the record. For
rest was only FIVE pins behind him The
summary:
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-01-15
RIvERPoINT.

MUSIC HALL ?. PROVIDENCE l..
The Music Hall combination met the
Providence team on the alleys last even
ing and took two games, In the series OF
the New England league Every pin was
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-01-15
DOWNS.

FALL RIVER 3. PAWT. VALLEY 0.
Fall River entertained the Pawtuxet
Valley players last evening. and won all
three OF the games played. in the series
OF the New England league. Lang was
the highest man. going one pin over the
800 mark The summary:
FALL RIVER.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-01-15
PERSEVERANCE.
AT THE HOPE.

AT THE HOPE.
Downs team took all three games from
Smiths men in the tournament at the
Hope alleys last evening. IL took four
strings to settle the account, since the
second event resulted I'm tie. La Faunve
made the highest total The summary:
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-01-15
MUSIC HALL.
NEWPORT 2. TAUNTON J..

NHWPOKT 2, TAUNTON ].
q The Newport and Taunton teams met in
a series OF games In the New England
league last evening at the home OF the
former players and the local bowlers won
two OF the events played Christian made
the highest total having 800 pins 10 his
credit. Martin and Lecour followed close
ly behind. The summary:
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-01-15

fought for and the result was a high order
OF rolling. Conn was the high man with a
total or 2s5. The SUMMARY:
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-01-15

Laxative Bromo Qulnine removes the
cause. To get the genuine, call for the
full name. zoo.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-01-15
PAwTuXEr YALIl
AUBURN SPErIAL.

In a series OF special events at Auburn
last evening the visiting Natick players
met and took two games from the rollers
presented by Budlong Hart was the high
man for the evening, having a total of 21s
pins. The summary