The Elbert County tribune., 1904-10-13
AN ARTFUL D0DGER
JUDGE PARKER'S oExTERiTY IN
THE ART OF EVASION
A Few Reflections Upon the Demo-
cratic Candidates. Letter OF Aceep-
tance Document that Does Not
Convince the Reader.

Few people outside of those politically
| interested will be found who claim to
have waded through all of Alton y.
Parker's letter of acceptance. Those
] who have performed the feat must ad-
| nit fatigue. Although the tone of the
| letter is more clear and emphatic than
| chat of the nerycless and insipid speech
of acceptance, it is without that supreme
quality which fixes attention. As one
reads the mind wanders The perform
ance in short, is not convincing.
In some passages there is marked evil
dence of the foxy cleverness of David
Bennett Hill. Here is the voice OF
Jacob indeed. but the hand is the hand
OF Esau. But, even with the injection
of Hill there is little in the document
to ward off the gentle influences OF
Sunderland.
In his remarks upon imperialism"
intended to be impressive, the judicial
candidate succeeds only in being solemn
and dull, and his long words and long
sentences lead nowhere. for he gives ne
| instances of the violation of the liber-
ties and constitutional rights lie is
anxious to uphold. He merely winds
round and round the subject he has
introduced with a flourish, "Consti-
tutional VS.. Imperialism" and ends
fire upon an imaginary determined am
bilious and able executive" who might.
could. would or should do something
real devilish" some day, il the Repub-
Leans are retained in power
| Will Not Follow Democrats.
And the statesman of Bsopus forgets
good many things. or, possibly he
doesn't forget Perhaps he never knew
much about the history of the people of
the United States.
SHALL WE FOLLOW THE.
FOOTSTEPS OF OUR FATHERS
ALONG THE PATHS OF PEACE.
MENU he asks
| NOT UNDER THE LEADERSHIP
OF THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY,
comes a many-voiced reply.
| When has the Democratic party ever
led among the pleasant fields of peace.
along the streams OF prosperity where
fed the fat flocks OF contentment?
| PEACE!
What party plunged this nation into
such a war of Rebellion as the world
has never seen, and kept it there, at
untold expense of blood and tears and
| treasure for four long years?
| PROSPERITY!
What party undermined the wealth
and productive force the credit and the
industrial life of the United States TO
| the appalling conditions of 1893, CON
| ditions which so worked upon the minds
OF men as to render them easy victims
| to the schemes and visions of the silver
craze of 1896.
| CONFINEMENT!
| What party has fostered within its
bosom all the tireless agitators, the dis
| turbers, cranks and misanthropic pessi-
/ .1et- xr-1,. hnx had f,,n h.n IN
| full countryi
Save us from the Democratic version
of peace. prosperity and contentment!
| Further Evasions.
| In his utterances upon the Imperial"
| bogy Mr.. Parker is gushing. When il
gets to the tariff he settles down into
the jog-trot of party dullness and fog.
In his discussion of pension order. No.
rs. he begins lodging questions with
neat dexterity, and he keeps this up
with varying success throughout the let
ter. executing grand summersauh when
| whizzing by the trusts.
The amusing assumption of Republi-
can ideas on the Panama Canal, the
irrigation of arid lands. foreign relations
and American citizenship need no com
ment. They constitute what is an old
| story to Republicans. but may come
as revelation To Democrats.
Following President Roosevelt's ex-
| ample, Mr.. Parker winds up his letter
with eight or ten questions, but in select
ing the questions Mr., Parker departed
from the excellent model at first chosen
and asks only questions which answer
| themselves.
II is comforting to Ire assured that
the Democratic candidate and his asso-
ciates await the peoples verdict with
calmness and confidence"
So do the people themselves, especial
ly the Republicans among them. There
is really nothing to get hurried about;
nothing to scare the most timid Demo
crat in the bunch of scary brethren