The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1904-06-16
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spt sSr a hat.
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yer aid Il s.s youf hGxboi smsiilon
give Der soed beae II s.lll IL, air.
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the wofi6s No, willie. What pa, ihs
into ypai hsAsi He ,aid yoa acted A.
be wa.
do biuits have Angc,gs nked n
rrcsiasnl q he hlliyllie Literary circle |,
fooerl m,c,lsg 10 thew rplsd III
secretary. reo ought TO hear my husbar'
who's be loses bis collar bulion.
Ny grfchul what's crush gsspst
the ttoPFeri I'm nesily dead, Permit me
msdsm tAia the 4 t9r-wskef, politely. Il
call Yosf siisn,loa TO our " dsr,aslag &c
panmsrt IN Inc tAstment,
TIE HLresi--Asa I've been inirodse
"a 10 gale rumbtr q the EUROPEAN no
biiiy. iiff Fhcnd-f Lilaies Of marrying
suy q then The Hsifen-ob, no.
dop't latesd TO buy a title. I'm merely
shopping
-M3.hfT-- Tommy, what. the matter
with your little srolhei' Tommy Hes
efyitg leesum I'm eating my cake and
v9n't give him soy. Aoiher-l, his own
cake nalshedf Tommy--Yesm, and be
cried while ~ss tsting that too.
--Tsaeher-- Have you lookei up the
meaning OF the word 'lmbibss, Fanny I
Fanny Yes. ms'am. TeAcber-well, what
dos |. mean' ranny--,o take 1t. Tea cher
Yes. Now give = sentence using the
word. Fanny Ny aunt inbibes boarder'.
--pasllby Human nature Ia funny
thIpt. |. was said bad quite drinking,
and everybody | met asked me to take
something Glas,by-And you couldn't
accept Poor fellow Fuillby-0a, yes,
IsGepted every time. II Was who sart-
cd the reformation story, you know.
Old Gentleman (at his daughters wed.
ding My dear, don't see how ] am TO
get along without you, Bnde-0l, that's
all right, pa Since the ceremony was per-
formed my husband has confessed that lie
hasn't enough sayed to start housekeeping,
90 you won't lote me after all.
Young Miss Wilgus-where are you
going, papa The Rsv. Mr.. Wilgus-To
the temperance meeting. We intend to liz.
augurste movement TO save the young
men Of the country. Young Miss Wilgus
Try to save nice one for me, will you,
pspa DEAR
II think the most penuil1us man ever
knew ,remsi ed the man In the macintosh,
was old Aewllsus. He smoked his cigars
to the last half inch, chewed the stumps
and used the ashes for snuff. But be wasn't
satisfied even then ard gave up tho habit.
What fort asked the man with the big
Adams apple. He couldn't think Ct any
way TO utilizi the smoke.
The Sweet Girl Graduate Exhibit
Dolly--Did the class vote the clsss address
TO that dull Birdie Hobbsf Polly-Yes;
Brides sort O. stupid about books, but, !
tell you, ,he's last Lightning smart about
clothes.
IF lfsnt Terrible Gfandma, who 10
somewhat severe, has been making weeks
visit. just before her departure she said
10 Jest 10 little Hans; Hans, aren't you
glad that am going homer Hans (sstor-
i,hed) How do you know tha,, grandma:
You must not imagine, she said, that
would consent TO be your wife simply be-
cause ! have lei you XII. me, Oh, OF coune
not, be replied, bat vi b you'd tel ne
something. Are you letting me kiss you
because you Ike !. OF merely because you
want the practice.
Source Of Disconient-- THIN you don't
believe Ia higher education for womtn'
Certsialy not. lhilk It's shame to even
teach en- how 10 read ia woman couldn't
read the bargain advertisements she would
nor be 80 unhsppy over the lots Of thirgs
abe can't afford to buy.
Gone Cor the Wiaks; / fssl exhsust-
ed, sail the prominent business man to his
stenogupher, and think shall try to get
forty winks. II snyone calls for me eX-
plain my absencs. Ten minutes later the
telephone bell rang, and, 10 response to =
query, the stcnographer said, II think
you might Nod him Ia the corner drug
store.
"A lawyer happened to be acquainted
with lafor In 4 petty civil case, and L.
met him during recess Of the court. TIE
lawyer was issl lighting up and under
ordinary circumstances be would have q.
fersd the other a cigar unhcsitatingiy, but 4
II occurred 10 him that II might not lock
right. suppose, he said guardedly. that
: cigar wouc not influence Jour vcrdic,,I
Tue juror WAS .qaslly cautious. A good
one wouldn't, be replied, bat poor ore
might pre- adiee me. He 20. good cigar.
When George Rlbeits WAS president Of
The Pennsylvania railway says The Ca.cigo
News, he chid,d a eoncuctos who went by 7
him without looking at hI,pa No mat n
Ter II you do know Who AN. saii Mr.. Rob.
rrts, !n reply TO the conductors Il ;ese,
I'm entitled 10 = free tide only when an
travelling with tha. pssi. You doh't know
whsahef have 1, or not. Tie conductor.