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The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1904-01-01
A Pet Crow.

G. A. Creighton of Thomaston, Me-,
has a crow that was given him when
young, and now the bird is so tame
that it flies through the streets. lights
on fences, hobbies into dooryards and
is nearly everybody's pet. 1t is said
that the bird will go to the school
house grounds and wait for Mr.. Creigh-
toms boy to come out, will accompany
him home and then fly down Knox
street to meet Mr.. Creighton when he
comes to dinner.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1904-01-01
Don't WORRY.

This is easier said than done, yet it
may be of some help to consider the
matter. If the cause is something
over which you have no control it is
obvious that worrying will not help
the matter in the least. On the 9th
er hand, if within your control you
have only to act. When you have q
cold and fear an attack of pneu
menia, buy a bottle of Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy and use it judiciously
and all cause for worry as to the out
come will quickly disappear. There
is no danger Of pneumonia when it is
used. For sale by all druggists.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1904-01-01
scientifically Made Gla...

In a recent lecture at Oxford Pro
lessor Raphael Meldola described the
rapid progress in the development of
the glassmaking industry in Germany.
Since the improvement of the micro
scope and the telescope lay with the
maker of he glass. a giassmaker. a
chemist and Il physician united their
efforts, and the result was the now
world renowned Jena glass. Glass can
now be made with almost any optical
properties that may be desired. The
manufacture has been placed upon u
strictly scientific footing.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1904-01-01
Paine'sCelery
Compound
CURES RHEUMATISM

Rheumatism, which does its terrible work
\ the muscles, joints, and tissues, is caused BY
md acid which gathers in the blood. To ge,
nd Of this poisonous acid which produces the
untations, pains, agonies, inflammations, and
Menngs peculiar to rheumatism, Paine's
Celery Compound should be used without
aelay. No other medicine gives such prompt,
cheering, and happy results. 1t is the only
aediciac that prevents a return of the dreaded
&seax- Paine's Celery Compound braces
the nerves, the blood is quickly cleared of all
nitatiag poisons, tissue and muscle are built
=. and the digestive organs perfectly toned.
Do not treat with indifference the slightest
rAenmaic symptoms; the early use of Paine's
GaesY Compound will save you weeks and
nontas Of suffering. Mr.. S. D. Conway,
& IOais, Mo-, vas permanently cured by
rsne's Ce1cy Compound after repeated fail
with other medicines and physicians; he
$50:
81 IN 81 years of age, and have lived in
8. Loss 81 years, and all this time with the
erceP&nn of three years, ! have served in the
hgneers' Department as Inspector. Last
Iinter I contracted rheumatism and was laid
=. ,Istied IN remedies and doctors, but ali
iiled snti I struck Paine's Celery Compound,
shidh has made . permanent cure in my case.
! have recommended it to many, and they
have used it with the same result"
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1904-01-01
Rhode 1.land.. Great Oak.

Perfect in it's shape. the largest oak
tree in western Rhode Island. If not in
the entire state, stands on what is
called the old Parker place, at Greene,
in the town of Coventry. 1t grew from
an acorn and is at least $50 years old.
The tree has a spread of branch of 100
feet, and its trunk is thirteen feet in
circumference and from three to six
feet through. The tree is believed to
be good for at least half a century
more.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1904-01-01
A provcrb That Failed,

A schoolmaster has concluded that it
Is not safe to teach proverbs to very
young children.
Nov, boys. always remember" said
he one day, that the early bird catches
the worm."
Next morning a small boy toed the
line with n tear stained face.
Whats the matter. Tommy?' asked
the master.
please. sir you said that it was the
early bird that got the worm"
YES"
"Well father thrashed me-"
"Nhat for. my boy?"
Coos. sir. l let our canary out early
this morning, and it's never come back
with the worm"
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1904-01-01
He Was warned.

"They say" said Mrs. Oldcastle,
that Mr.. Faddlethwaite, who used to
belong to II church, has become an
agnostic.'
SIS that so? Josiah used to take his
lunch at the same place he did down
town, and he says he often warned
him that he'd get it if he didn't give
up eatin' so fast.'-Chicago Record
Herald.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1904-01-01
Apprehension

"Why, yes; my boy is quite in
genious-in fact, he is so interested IN
machinery that I'm afraid he may be-
come an inventor"
"Afraid?"
Eyes; because, you know, if he should
invent anything of value the chances
are a hundred to one that somebody
else will make all the money out Of
it."-Judge.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1904-01-01
Wanted the Limit.

Jones-If Mr.. Oldboy makes my such
assertion l will denounce him as a liar.
President-Mr. Jones, i call you to
order. Our bylaws do not allow you
to go that far.
Jones-Then call Mr.. Oldboy a liar
as far as it is permitted by the bylaws
Of this association.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1904-01-01
A Historic spot.

Husband-Are you aware, my dear,
that on this grassy spot began a wal
that lasted ten years?
Wife-Why, John, it was here that
you proposed to me.
Husband : Exactly; just ten years
ago.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1904-01-01
Another One.

"You say some very sharp things
he remarked.
"You give me some splendid oppor.
tunities." she replied.-Chicago Post.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1904-01-01

"1n our house we follow William
Norris teaching" she said. I'VE have
nothing that is of no use"
But that always makes a house look
so bare"
81 know it. But. then. we have four
children.'-Syracuse Journal.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1904-03-10

ten years ard in I5sbo zas Uiak
for eight wears azd this Is she Erst
instance sThsTe womsa have been
found repeating At the polls. Tcu
may res; aEsuied that the opPosifi0n
would have discovered i IS any wo-
man had eves before dose SAGA
thing.
Perhaps Il would Be al sct Of
kindness 70 let the opposiiion Eioas
10 their hearts eoaieai over this tbczr
first discovery Of fraud by women
after waiting al these long weary
years for the OppOTtnnisy.
ELSoRA NJ. BAscocK.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1904-03-10
Fer the Benefit Of Our Local
Physicians

Welt Neirmaier, the well known
common beer brewer of this city,
will 20 through life with a silver fur
rule around the bone Of his thighs
which was broken in a runaway &C
cident about three years ago. The
idea of using the ferruIs to strength
en- the bone At the point of fracture
vas suggested by the use Of ferruies
in ioinled fishing poles and the oper-
alton was a success.
The operation has created 50 much
oommen; among the members of the
surgical fraternity that Mr. Neir-
maier was asked TO permit an Aray
photograph to be taken Of the thigh
bone and ne went to Louisville yes
terdsy for that purpose.
When Mr.. Neirmaier was injured
in the runaway the thigh-bone was
so badly fractured that il was not
thought the leg could be saved and
that amputaiion would be necessary
to save his life He was taken 20 a
Louisville hospital where he was at
tended hy DR.. CsEtledge. Itwss
de-i led 10 try an operation which
had been attempted bur few times IN
this section of the country and Mr.
NeirmA,er, realizing that he would
lose the leg because Of the refusal
Of the bone TO knit properly. con-
sented to the operation which was
witnessed by q score or more OF
physicians.
After be had been placed under
the influence of anassshe,ies the flesh
was Gu, away from the bone 81 the
poin, OF fracture. The ends Of the
bone were placed together aud sil-
yer band, FIVE inches long, wa
placed around the bone Screws
were screwed into The bone 10 bold
j, IN place. the flesh was drawn back
over the hone and the wound dressed
and ], was the in'snston 20 F~fnav'
The band after the bones had KNIT.
Mr.. Neumaier was confined IN
the hospital tor nearly three months
After he returned home be rss0nwd
a,s business and the leg has gives
him no tronhls sinor then. The
Surgeons have decided no, TO remove
the lcrrule which has now beer
around abe leg nearly three yesF'
and ia the intsFss, OF Surgical seisnes
Mr NeirmsisF consented TO the TAX
ing OF the NraY photograph --NrN
/ Albany, Ind. Tribune.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1904-03-10
Attention
farmers.

Why remain ia the North
aud stay IN doors six months
ia the year consuming what
you raise during the other
six nonths2
60 South where you can
work out doors every month
ia the year. and where you
are producing something the
year round. Il you are "A
stock raiser you know your
stock are now eating their
heads OFF and. besides, have
to he protected from the rig
ors uf winter 10y expensive
shelter.
Economical stock feeding
requires the combination OF
both fiesb-forIning and fat
forming foods in certain pro-
portions. Alaha ma and
Florida produce In abund-
ancc the velvet bean aud .cas-
snvn. the first a flesh pro-
ducer, and the latter "A fat
producer. and they are the
cheapest and best fattening
materials known TO the world
More money can be made
and with less labor. Ia gen
crai inrming. fruit and berry
growing aud truck garden
ing along our road In the
South than in any other sec
tiOn 81 tle Union.
II YOU are Interested and
desire further information ON
the subject, address
g. a. PARK.
GsnI lnaizfsu1r & lua1ssrlai Assnt
Louisville a Sashtiiis r. u. Co.
LOUISVILLE. ky.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1904-03-10

capacity BY delegates interested in
this matter.
Write 10 tne Fot Scott CONNER
Ga. Clab for any Information.
Don't forget the date, March 3oih,
Fort Scott, Ksasas.
Very Respectfully,
FoRT Sc0rT COMMERCIAL CLUE.
r. S. s-Ninsty-fye per cent Of
every load BY railroad, steamship OF
express must be eaTted in = wagon
or truck over a highway. Il costs
the farmers Of the United States
nearly three times more than those
Of Europe to market an equal ton
mage of farm products over primary
roads.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1904-03-10

Il would be most encouraging TO
witness the horror depicted IN the
writings Of some OF our mea over
the fraud reported TO have been
committed BY : small handful Of
women IN the Denver election vere
it not for the fact tina, they fail to
even mention the frauds committed
by men at The same election, which
were one hundred times greater than
those committed by the women.
We happened to be in Washing
ton At tie time Hon. John Shafnosh
resigned hIs seat IN Congress. Mr.
ShafrOth, together with some halls
dozen other Prominent citizens Of
Denver were interviewed regarding
these reports and they were al un-
animous in pronouneing them "0at-
rsgeous lies Mr.. Shatrct Ia said
that very few Of the persons impli-
Gated were women, and those were
81 ihe lnstigaton Of men. There
were some 5000 fraudulent votes
cast and not over TOO were cast by
women. and yet from reading the
papers one would suppose that wO.
men were the oaly ,ransgrsssors.
A prominent lawYes of Denver
who was in Wsshington said Of
"Exbihn O." which has caused ali
ihr>s W-paprr .esrr heads. "ThAl
sxhlaW - Nos compesens evidence.
and would have hecn thrown out BY
any court. "The woman who &C.
eused herseif and other women ol
ehsa,ing. simply made her affidavit
and skipped. She did not sisY "a
be erass-exsm,ned, as any one max
ing such an accusation Is hound ID
40 Everything points 10 ihs belief
shst she was in sas employ OF tbs
opposite party"
waen NJ ShatTolh. who is ths
one effected by shsss frauds and
whose honosahie oondoes 10 resign,
,eg his seat Is prsisod By botl
inends aud snsmscs. pronounce,
these charges aesins, the woner
''uuusgeoas' aud aiil insist tia
the ipfioeues Of women 70 politiea
llis has evga uplifting in spite os 10,
eeeasionsl disaunorabie woman
What can be aid 81 those who. i
noraas o. ,be facts. devote solana
in trying 70 bring the women ial,
ridiculs.
Il TEE whole thing bsars the car
marks os another well plaasd scheml
Of ans ana suiffagis,s 70 bring No
mea sunr,ge into d,srspuis. n
oae has ever claimed that all wo,ns
arc honsys or TIA, sli wamen woul
voir hoaesily, bar Whsa sny write
dssos eolnmas. a. soms Of shsr
hsss. 10 pissoFing shs sssodolsr
sshsmss Of q, tas moss q small band
iai 81 womsa, tAsy msss bs hard-u
ios material.
womsa have bssa Sosiag ia W,
Oalax iss S ysaFs, ia colosads is
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1904-03-10
(BalIsr -

Mrs Chas- Burrows came up tron
Rish Hui on account Of the illness
Of her father, Geo. L. Sniih.
Mr. and Mrs. Frank Jackson
have removed 10 Kansas City. Mr.
J. having a good position there with
the Desring Harvester Co.
Mrs. Dan X. Walker and aIra. o
d. Aussin visited the family Of Mr.
James MeKibbsa al Rieh HiIl.
Wednesday sitsTaoon. returning the
same evening.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1904-03-10

A geographical magazine makes
the interesting statement that the
Philippine Islands have a coast line
double tha, OF the main part Of the
United States. The measurement
given is II,444 statue milss, while
the total area Is stated as IIS.os6
square miles. Ia the Philippins,
there is one mile Of coast line to
every ten miles OF area in the Un,-
TED States the proportion is ! 10 SIS,
I, is said that 5000 islands and IS
lets can be counted on the charts -
Hap,r's Weekly.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1904-03-10
% Nu Ta ea.

"rhe Berilugton-Northern Paciac
ExpTess, with chair ears aaa Toar.
ist s1eepers, Is the great aally thro'
tFaia saso the NoEthwest VIA Bll-
lass. Aontana. Throagh rates and
tAekets saso 70 chs Northwest VIA
ST. Paul and tlo6Nat Northern and
Northern Paciae roads
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1904-03-10
Subscribe Now for The
TRIBUNE. 100.
GET HONE IN IHE HORTEMtsT.
Lev 0as-Hay Settler Rates to he
haTiANasl aaa eallInFRIa.

Frosn March la 70 April seth. leag
the Rurilnston makes sery law onr-
way coloulst rases 70 Moatana.
Washington, orcEon, Idaho. Cali
iorala. rhs roleesioa 70 irom 3 20
= pex eeas tro.n tl.e resalar rate.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1904-03-10
walnut street ~ n Church.

There will be preaching AZ the
Walnut Street NJ. L. Church aexi
Sunday al II a. m. and 1850 p. IA.
BY the pastor.
Sunday School al o,4s q. m.
Junior League a, $50 p. an.
Epwonh League NJ 6'so p. m.
Prayer meeting Thursday 1880.
CHAs. G. JAMS, Pastor
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1904-03-10
First Prespyterlan ohnreh

There viii be preaching ssryis,
next sunday At "a a. M, and 7sso
p. m.
Prayer meeting Thursday 1880.
Sunday School Al 9s4S a. M.
Juaior Endeavor at 3 p. "a.
Senior Endeayor ~ oiSo p 10
w. 3. CnANcELros,
Pastor.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1904-03-10

Tia, moasy's evils root Is ,Eus.
And yss I am afraid
Tha, II We knew where evil grew
We'd 70 there with . spade.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1904-03-10
RamsssgklIS' Eresislsns.

on she art aad thlra Tuesdays q
each month.
Write ior rates. routes. train ser.
vioe. Folders. berths and other Ia.
iormatioA
L. i. aRtckER. 1. N. MAk6lnr
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ksssas cIs4saia 81 Lcr... -
=. g. 8fiARoA
SW. 2. A., ~ HsI4 s..
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The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1904-03-10
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The oldest News Ageucy'of Wan ST.,
and Publishers Of The Wall Street
Journal.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1904-03-10
DR.PRTCES
Crs'nBaking Powder

Adds to the hezlsslsstnezs of al
rissn Eou4oods, vyhale L makes
the food hgfsszr. svzsesez, Er,er-
favored, more deiicsoSrz.
Exercise care IN pEzcflzzsnx
baking powder TO zee fhzt yos
get d.. Prioe'A whsch makes
the food more wholesome and
at the sanne time more epzlztzhle.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1904-03-10

pafc- aA<ine powpEn 60
cs<tcAcl
Smyrna times., 1904-03-30

the incident, were not surprised when
they came to the wedding breakfast,
some time later, to see, as a prominent
centrepiece, we'll adorned with roses
and trailing vines, plate of molasses
cookies.
The Chicago convention of 1896 will
long remain notable in our annals be-
cause OF the peculiar conditions under
which it met, the extraordinary scenes
which took place, and the crushing de-
feat which followed. It nominated the
youngest man who ever contended for
the honor one almost unknown, and
one who made remarkable personal
campaign. The convention split the
Democracy, and a gold faction met
later at Indianapolis and nominated
Palmer and Buckner-two redoubtable
generals of the Civil War who had
fought on opposite sides.
The personal spell which Bryan exer-
cised over the convention has now
lasted longer than IN any previous case.
He is the only defeated candidate to be
unanimously renominated in succeed
ing convention. He rode twice to
defeat, but survives to maintain not
able personal influence; and he claims
seemingly with arrogance, though
possibly with truth, that he can con.
troll the coming platform and nominees
of his party. Whatever one may
think of the financial heresies of Mr..
Bryan, it is impossible to ignore him
as a man. In temperament he is like
Clay and Blaine, and like them, so far,
in record of failure.
Psychologically Mr.. Bryan is al
interesting a study as Mr.. Harrison
They were at opposite poles in princi
pies, environment, heredity, and tenn
permanent. Less conspicuous intellec
tually than Harrison, or temperament
ally than Bryan, it was left to thu
benign Mckinley to triumph twice
where both filled. From "Fatefu
Presidential Electloning" by Joseph NJ
Rogers, in the Apri! Booklovers Maya
zine.
Smyrna times., 1904-03-30
What The Earth Produces.

The earth has nourished us through I'M
known ages of human existence. Is it not
true that the earth supplies us with every
thing that we really require for existence
Have you ever thought that it is probable
that the earth supplies us with the means
to keep our bodily vigor, our health, if we
only knew it7 The animals know by in
stinct what is good for them and will search
until they find in some plant what they
need for correcting indigestion OF constipa-
ton. etc. Is it, therefore, not possible that
there are roots and herbs supplied by nature
which will cure the diseases that af1ict
human kind That is why DR.. Pierce, of
Buffalo, N. Y, has such faith in his "Med-
ical Discovery" Years ago, when he was
in general and active practice, he found
that a combination of certain herbs and
roots made into an Alternative extract, with
out the use of alcohol, would always put
the stomach into healthy condition. nour-
ish the tissues, feed the blood and nerves
and put healthy tone into the whole
system.
DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery
restores the lost flesh by curing diseases of
the stomach and other organs of digestion
and nutrition and enabling the perfect di-
gestion and assimilation OF food from which
flesh and strength are made.
NJ was all run down. very nervous and suf-
fered terribly from stomach trouble, which the
doctors pronounced Indigestion writes Mrs.
Vim. Morey,. Of Marshall, Mich. 81 doctored
for year without permanent relief. Was ad-
vised by friend to try DR.. Pierce's Golden Med
ical Discovery, and after the use of nine bottles
| was cured: can heartily recommend the
| Golden Medical Discovery to any one suffer.
ing from stomach trouble. My husband was
also greatly benefited by its use"
To gain knowledge Of your own body-ir
sickness and health-send for the Peoples
| Common Sense Medical Adviser. A book
of 1908 pages. Send IL cents in stamps fol
paper covered, or 81 stamps for cloth
bound copy. Address Dr. R. v. Pierce, 6o:
Main Street, Buffalo, N. Y.
Smyrna times., 1904-03-30
SHORT, SHARP t"0 SNAPPY.

Senator Platt and Governor Odell
have agreed to call it drawn battle
with Plat on top.
The charge by some members of
Congress that the President flung the
Bristow bomb must be attributed to
Teddyphobia.
Apostle Hicks who has eleven wives,
agrees with the last conclusion of Life
Insurance Companies that women
are good risks"
President 10. Smith says that our
divorce laws are made to promote con-
secutive polYgamy. Mormons do not
drive their wives tandem.
General Miles is a copious water
drinker, but he wishes that the Pro-
hibitionists had not been quite so pre-
vious in nominating him.
The verdict of the Vermont court
that Intoxicating liquor could be
brought into the State under the Fed
eral law was concurred in by the full
bench.
Five tons of gold coin were moved
through New York City Wednesday on
a truck from the United States sub
treasury to the clearing house. For
tunately the drivers did not strike.
The New Year prophet, it will b'
remembered, predicted a year of uni
versal earthquakes and volcanoes
Now it shakes New England-and the
eruption in the Congressional crater
will be heard from again.
I In going to war Russia offers priz
. of $2j, 900 to anybody who will inven
A some way of making alcohol undrink
able. How would a muzzle of Russi
q iron answer?
: DIR. Mary Walker last week impro
8 vised a tourniquet with handkerchie
stopped the flow of blood, and save
d the life of glazier in Washington VIII
r had cut an artery. They are both sin
d gle.
70 Congressman Thompson of ALI
n bama is dead-pneumonia. Now b
+" will be given a $40. 900 funeral at tt
IS expense of the public. Is there q
Of better way of expressing sympath
Dr. and respect?
d Congressman Hearst has introduce
b into the house bill to investigate ar
IL regulate trusts. Some people are hal
ly to satisfy. There are those who THU
or in the light of the Merger decision tn
re the Interstat Commerce law is
pretty good regulator, if it should
o. enforced.
On AS soon as Pension Commission
Ware promulgated his 81 year old ord
on and stretched the pension laws as
ny as ever he could, he skipped for t
ur pine woods of Georgia. He will ST
ed there till the storm raised by wound
de veterans blows over.
On the 10th inst Congress had
he outing, sailing down the Potomac
she jamestown, Va, where, three hu
tbs dred years ago. the English mad
to desperate attempt to form settleIne
or IN a sandy beach. There is to be
John Smith Pocahontas exhibitl
Of there in 1907. And the people wa
Smyrna times., 1904-03-30
FOR SALEORR RENT

The John M. Voshen Homestead, which
has IL rooms, Town Water, Gas, etc.
Stable room for four horses, Carriage House
and Barn. Brick House on Delaware
street in tenure of A. +. Fowler; posses
sion will be given March 1, 1904. Rent,
80. 50per month.
Apply on premises to
MRs. JOHN NJ. V0SHELLs