New-York tribune., 1904-10-12

finest. and surpesses most have seen in AMER
can cities The hrst Of the modern cars came f9n En
Jaueiro. The tramway lines IN many or tne bIa-
a n aS5 S5ss 6 are poT e 60e to months ago
advised that the Flo lines have PASSED T INTO 5ne
hands Of ths American company The ArnerlyceIls
who come to Brazil are most weco1s-theEg * hds ds
contributed n an important measure TO Hi7 "
veIopmsnt OF the country
Albert Lo-.rg. who was IN the consular service IN
Germany under the first Cleveland administration
recalled 10 r-oup OF friends at the Waldorf a
few evenings ago the impression made oy I0l"
Watson on the occasion Of his advent III the E1ouso
at Washington. Watson. so ran the recital was
making his maiden speech. and g member VINO
had been stirred by his characteristic eoqgenc's9
S5-5Se E-sell 3, tbe coakroom. and remarked TO the
ayLT-l,a- S that the new member from Georgia
Ueg an orator. He asked Campbell II ne Knew
him and he East Side statesman REPLIED repl5 ~ ne ne
nara-ive well he's "A corker' continued tne
other Congressman. '6ur when look & at TIE 9 man
he impresses ne as an enigma 5ic+o-ary III ~ sig %
-59cance and thinking it was something oPproorl5I
81 nine i-5
Ps+-to+s VINO embark in the politics OF soma or
the Assembly districts meet with experiences that
tend to sour the milk Of human kindness one VINO
has baa- I'M against the tugratitude OF the striker
contributes this from his experiences Tom said
70 me that his wife and baby boy were going to
he evfcrsd IF he didn't pay the rent. and he ap-
pealed 70 ne and said You won see them turned
-sS5se3it was UP 70 me and gave him ten spot
>-e-+ g-aal Election Day came and was can
Gqass e - a vote FOR Dick OF cour=e7' and the an
sver was. Not TIL get my :" sams aS ina rest
OF the gang
Two Enzlishuen were exchanging condolences
over a ro,rnla Of highbaIs in big uptown hotel
the other iav when the who had the open
door 10 two or three OF the magazines that as he
said sometimes print my stun volunteered n
introduce hts friend. an artist and by way Or
oor the latter he 4 sad e.5 sa2uia fo2 sone 1ai3f Of
vour work They do publish soma devillsh bum
illustrations. don't YOU Anow.
ore ~ th4 coIored bows who shine tootEear
ta a Broadway shoe store-a bullet headed nrlsHC
eved. keen 7y1rtet specimen, eighteen years oiu-
was entertaining patron Few days ago WIN
some variations from rne book Of his experience
Il was bon In Florida said he, and three years
ago was in Savannah. when Black Patu came
to town Sna offeret gold Vlsfa- ror tAs 'oup''
chat could cakewaIk 20 beat the members 'l I's'
company. had little partner leSt apoN' a. @ pc
az me thar could dance as well as wax & ana y3e %
eoFaP@--' l.l now Tl sfiain shoes done swore
II on uIavU' horses, ana Vlen eit-S 80 -
You know when a man oeen r'sH anu W
100~ no don 2 want 10 see 0"n''f-
Come around when you are sober vas the
advice given Hr . corporal Who was S'''".'s Ll'
e-rr+ OF an army recruiting oece near Cooper
r-7.o- 10 a r.-zen who had been looking with ao-
z7~bi2z Intensity ou the sort ~ rum that is sold
on rre Bowsrv tne aroma ot which "iA iHioNiea'e'
.T-s no use f0r you 20 50 E7 70 see the recruiting
officer tha Vav you are now continued the cor.
1GrsL .co-e around gain when you are sooe1-
steady bur The erstwhfe asP.rant for arm army SCI ser
vice said 40 indeed wont come ronna W'eL =
am SOBER only tlI-4r ft. ' N'-'
enlist IS when I'm drunk.
A uore property dressed and expressionle's foot-
man never stood in Tweatg-taiFdst-' win 'ap roe
correctly folded over one arm waiting lot L'S
mistress 20 issue from one Of the stores ne was
s,- feet tall broad OF shoulder. large OF limb and
weighed about hundred ana ninety po'ilIs-
When hts mistress forth she was N d Hl'II2'
and a. the reg Ilar store attendant WAS aOso''' 90
tor5 her f7otrnau 70 call her landau, whlcn, by
reason NJ the crush OF carriages. vas waiting on
the o-her side Of the street Tho footraar raised
his hand. bat the coachrnan dIdnt sos II men NJ
Du~sed his lips for a whistle He blew but there
was no sound de licked his lips with hts tongue
and tried sgain There uaught bur a faint
~, hfsr fte stopped al The tie. TOY Nendrr
noticed the rootnans predicament and drew near
rewshogs pushed their way 70 ne spgg .i all sC.1
her foot Ii vexation. The footman expanded hiS
chest and allied his lungs and cheeks for nEaI
"rninlz NJ a Iouon". shouted nevs{y,...
The footmans mouth puckered as reaIlstie5llIy as
though from me acia S-T % ne 1ads The great
mentors shouted IN glee men s, ne nae a sls $50
fIe cast his digriJy the four winds and luInoeTen
in run across tho street. dodgng cars and vehl-
cles. 10 the landau
II is not always that the means OF reprtsal and a
double edged vengeance are so easily within reach
of the hands OF the wroaged one as they were the
other 5av al Eighteeuth-st- and SIxth-ave, nor Is
the aEgreyed one always so quick 10 grasp the
oppo-turity. 4 Celt was crossing the street. on
wet patch OF asphalt, when Armenian pushing
q pushcart essayed 10 travel over the same ground
The edge OF the cart hit the bottom OF the Celts
waistcoat, and he sat down Witnout graca, nc nc
Armenian craued his neck and lowered tne enu or
his cart fUrrhesL from him 20 what had nap
. pened- This brought under the nose or the Celt a
bunch oG dozen bananas. The Celt put forth mis-
. them at the Armenian, with such good aim that
[ they ra6isted from his head the stars do from
ures The Armenian didn't stop 10 pick up the
bananas. The Celt did.
Philip G.. Hanna consul general At the City OF
Mexico in the city recently and anent the
difficulties Of the national Democracy. through its
poverty in this campaign in the matter OF para
mount issues he tells this story: a farmer was
recently seen driving little black Jackass and a
big white mule along the road up the west bank OF
the Hudson The combination sufficiently
UNIQUE 10 command attention, and traveller
Z that he encountered on the hailed the farmer
with the query, Where did YOU get that team
That amt team the rejonder- that's
Dafr-o' mounts I heard how Jedge Parker, the
l fellow that nOTnenated fur President at St
T ouis vllz short pair-o mounts. you see 1 m
rslrir' this here little jGckass nd this big mule 10
Fsouus hope 7 kin sell en- to the ledse
LADY cURzON HAS A RELAPSE.
Ualplsr Castle. Oct. I2-The night bulletin
zsrdfne Lady CurZon merely stated that her cond-
zion was unchanged since morning. but It is under
s+oo5 that the patient had rather serious relapse