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The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-08-20

Mr. Addicks of Delaware publicly
stated several days ago that there had
been more than a hundred babies in
Delaware named after him. The Reg
ular Republicans at once offered a sill
yer spoon to every mother OF child
named after Addicks who would apply
for il. Thus far no demand for the
spoons have been made. Is the Gas
man a teller of fibs or are certain
Delaware parents ashamed Of the Re-
publican corruptionist they named
their babies after?
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-08-20

The labor element seems heartlessly
determined on forcing that Colorado
now state that the, New Jersey Fed
Grafton of Labor has passed resolutions
calling upon Mr.. Roosevelt to take
some action toward an investigation.
Considering the fact that Mr.. Roose-
welt and his lieutenants are so steadily
attempting to avoid this troublesome
question this action of the New Jersey
laboring men seems cruel.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-08-20

Since the Mayor of Atlantic City has
issued his order prohibiting 'spooning'
on the beach a quintette of Philadel-
phia girls has called upon him and ask
ed that he define just what "spooning"
is. What in the world can have hap
pened to all the Philadelphia men!
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-08-20

Senator Nathan Bay Scott of West
Virginia discourses at length i'm the
Pittsburg Dispatch on the certainty of
the Republicans carrying West Vir-
ginia by an increased majority. Evil
IDENTIFY Senator N. b. Scott has for
gotten that lass than twelve short
months ago he was considerably wor-
ried as to whether West Virginia was
going to send him back to the Senate.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-08-20

Commander Black of the Grand Army
of the Republic in his annual address
before that body, urged that the ex-
than g. years of age be crystallized into
a law. Evidently that increase of more
than 100000 in the pension roll has
bought Mr.. Roosevelt the support of
the G.. A. r.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-08-20

A Washington dispatch states that
the cabinet officers have insured the
President that he can be reelected
without the electoral vote of New
York. Can it be possible that the cabi-
net officers are already conceding New
York to Parker! They are wise poll
ticians in Washington and apparently
they are preparing the President for
the blow OF being turned down by his
own state.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-08-20

A Richmond dispatch states that in
all probability the Virginia Republicans
IN that district win have a colored cam
dldate for Congress. This nomination
Is the result OF a fractional fight be-
tween the Republican federal onice
holders and those who want the Of
hcos. The love Of graft among the RE-
puhlicans has made plain sailing for the
Democratic nominee even smoother
than Il was before.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-08-20

A dispatch to the Cleveland Plain
Dealer states that strike in New
York, scheduled to begin on Monday,
will throw 1901 900 men out of work.
This strike is among those engaged
in the building trades. Is this. one of
Secretary Shaw's evidences of in
creased prosperity" and an argument
for retaining the Republicans in
power? 1t seems rather to call at
tention to Mr.. Davis remark in his ac-
ceptance speech to the effect that
country seem to demand a political
change"
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-08-20
The weather.

The indications for Georgia and
Eastern Florida for to-day are for
showers, with fresh south winds.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-08-20

The inevitable has happened and
bartender In the Waldorf Astoria has
compounded a new drink with "a stain
ed-Elass church. window suggestion"
that he terms the Bishop Potter cock
tail" Apparently the Carrie Nation
hishbalr' has az last found a rival.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-08-20

Mayor Weaver of Philadelphia has
publicly stated that he thinks the rule
Of the Quay machine in his city is
corrupt and that it would be a good
thing II It could be dislodged. Since
Mayor Weaver was the machine can
didate for office there is apparently an
awakening OF conscience in at least
one Pennsylvanla Republican.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-08-20
MILL-HAVEN SCHEDULE.
Effective July 10. 1903.

SATURDAY EVENING SPECIAL.
Leave Whitaker Leave MN
and Bay SITS. Haven
Pm. pM
9:20 ON
1000 10:9S
10:40 linn
1920 1o:HH
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-08-20
THTNDERBOIT IINE

city Market to Casino and Thunder.
bolt via Bolton street junction.
Beginning at $50 a. m. cars leave
cry Market for Casino and Thunder-
bolt every half hour until 2.00 n n.
after which cars run every Is minutes
until 11:30 p. m.
Cars leave Bolton street junction Il
minutes after leaving time at CITY
Market.
Beginning at $3.50 a. m. cars leav.
Live Oak station for city every haIS
nour until 1888 p. M, after which
time cars leave every Is minutes until
1908 midnight.
Car leaving Casino at 1855 will run
soutn on Barnard street to FoPtieth
and north on Abercorn to Roiton
street
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-08-20
CoLLINSvILLE LINE.

COLLINSVILLE LINE.
beRln1lng az sos a m, cars leave Water.
1905 midnight ' - Dlnu'os until
Beginning at sos a m. cars leave CITY
Market Tor Wateru road and Estfll aVenue ev-
cry 20 minutes until I2:o5 midnight
Tnrough cars are operated between Market
avenue as follows: VIM ~
Leave Market. Leave Thunderbolk
$50 A. NJ. 80 M
645PM. 730PM
WEST END LINE Lincoln Park1
Car leaves west side of City Market for Lin.
coin Park 500 a. M and every 40 minutes
thereafter until HAS D. m
Car leaves Lincoln Park for Market e:2Oa u.
and every 20 minutes thereafter until IL clock
FREIGHT AND PARCEL CAR
Leaves east side OF City Market for Thunder.
polt, Cattle Park, Sandhy. Isle OF Hone and All
Intermediate points-9:I5a. m. lis D. M, SiIS
D. m. - '
Leaves Isle of Hope for Sandny, Cattle Park
Thunderbolt and all in intermediate points-o;00
a. m, ll;Oo q m, $500 p m.
Freight car leaves Montgomery at $50 O. IN.
ana 2;3b p. M, connecting at Sandy with reg
ulAr parcel car for city.
Parcel car from the city carries freight 10
montgomery on each trip.
Regular parcel car carries trailer on each
trip for accommodation Of passengers
Any further information regarding passeH
ger schedule or freight service can be had By
applying 10 L. r. NASH, Manager
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-08-20
SAVANNAH ELECTRIC co.
UMMER WEEK DAY SCHEDULE
Effective June 13.

ISLE OF HOPE LINE
cen Isle Of Homo and Eortieth S
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-08-20

BETWEEN ISLE OF HOPE AND
THUNDER BOLT.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1904-07-28
Bite Of the Cettontail.

Washington Post
81 have been an interested reader OF
The Posts contributions to the habits
and character of the great American
rabbit" said Mr.. Powhatan Scott, of
North Carolina, In the lobby of the
Shoreham last night, "not only because
am an admlrer of the game little AMI
NAL of my native State, but because l.,
myself, have suffered pain from his
fangs. There is no doubt that the rab.
bit will tight-I have been fought by
many of them, although under clrcum-
stances which l have meyer seen men,
toned in The Post.
"When I was a boy I used to go
around half the winter with my arm in
sling as the result Of numerous and
repeated encounters with rabbits. /
was a youngster then, and my chief oc-
cupation after the frost touched the
persimmon-I lived on farm-was to
trap cottontails. We have trap in
North Carolina known as rabbit
gun,' long box with door at one end
working on a spring. Once bunny en-
tered the box to nibble at the bait the
door would drop and he would be a
prisoner.
"Then would come the exciting time.
1t would be necessary, Ia order to cat
the rabbit, having already trapped him,
to actually gain possession OF him.
That's where the rub would come in.
Many is the time that I have trembl-
ingly thrust my arm through the door,
and many ;s the tin, haye had the
skin peeled from the back of my hand
as though with a potato slicer by bum
hy's fangs.
"The rabbits front teeth are sharp,
and when cornered 1T knows what to
do with them. When / was young
ster I have seen half the boys in the
neighborhood with the backs of their
hands raised-rabbit-b bitten"
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1904-07-28
The Teacher Was Popular.

Youths Companion.
Russell was usually good boy in
school, but on this particular day be
could not study. His mind persisted
in wandering, and his hands IN dodg-
ing about to work mischief. He did
not mean to disobey his teacher, for he
was very fond of her. But after he
had been corrected several times he
heard the stern voice of Miss Black
pronounce his doom:
Russell, come to my desk. Now
stand just So"
Then Miss Black took down the long
ruler. Once, twice, three times TELL
the stick. Then little crv came, not
from Russell, but from the teacher, and
she grew deadly pale. She had burt
her wrist. Russell was sent to his
seat, and soon the school was dismissed
for recess.
The ten minutes we're up. The girls
W0T0 HI III LuClE etdtS, UAt LIZ IVY o.
What was keeping the boys so long in
the basement? Presently procession,
headed by the weeping Russell, filed
up the stairs and into the school room
"Russell, are you still crying because
1 punished you?" the teacher asked in
reproachful tones.
Then, to her surprise, the biggest
boy spoke up: He's crying cause
we thumped him In the basement
cause he hurt you"
The rest OF the day Russell was 8
model boy. At the close OF school in
the afternoon Miss Black spoke very
kindly to him, and told him she waE
pleased that he had ended the day with
such good behavior.
From a dozen throats in concert
came the explanation eyes, be hae
to be good for you, cause we told hin
If he wasn't we'd lick him ag lin aftel
school"
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1904-07-28
~ tN<-4 $F
= Jaws
Tightly Locked From
Nervous Spasms.
Physicians Could
Not Prevent Fits.
DIR. Miles Nervine Cured
My Wife.

DR.. Miles Nervine has been successfully
tired in thousands of cases OF nervous dlsor-
ders, but never,has it made better record than
when used in the tire atment of fits or spasms
Thousands of testimonials prove this, and IN
nearly every instance the writer has stzteo
that the fits ceased after the first dose OF Ner,
vine was Fiyen The statement is repeated
in the following: :.
"Seven years ago my wife commence
having spasms or fits and | called IN my
home physician and he said she was para,
lived. He rubbed her with salt water ana
gave her calomel and she eventually gos
some better, but in short time she nad
another attack She was confined to her
bed for three months and the doctor could
not help her. She had fits frequently, some
times yery severe. Her hands would cramp
so we could not open them and she hnaliy
pot so her Jaws would become locked.
Finally saw the doctor was doing her no
good and ordered bottle of DR.. Miles Ne-
storative Nervine. She received SO much
benefit from the first bottle that got some
more. She has taken number OF bottles
but has never had fit since taking the Mss
dose. She also thinks very highly OF Dr
Miles Nerve and Liver Pills and is never
without them. If there is any way OF max
mo this testimonial stronger do SO because
of the good the DR.. Miles Restorative Nerv-
inc did INV wife."-WM. Y. ALLEN, +. M,
Elkville, Miss.
All druggists sell and guarantee Mss bot
tie DR.. Miles Remedies. Send for fee book
on Nervous and Heart Diseases. Ad0ess
DR.. Miles Medical Co, Elkhart, IND F.,
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1904-07-28
Smoke as a Preventive Of Frcst.
Scientific American.

Scientific American.
Nj. Bignon has recently addressed to
the French National Society OF Agri
culture a note giving information on
the efficacy of artificial clouds In pre-
venting late frosts. For many years
be has successfully practiced this.
His vineyard thus protected covers
about Is acres and is divided into five
parts, separated from east to west by
walks u to Is feet wide and circ'ed by
an avenue of equal width. These walks
facilitate the placing of the fires, which
are built In a small basin sunk into
the earth and filled with Is or 20
pounds of resinous matter and some
pieces of pine and other vegetable de-
bris. The basins are some so feet
apart.
In 1908 the frosts were very heavy
for a week, and recourse was had four
times to artificial fires. The total ex-
pense was $4OO. The effect is stated
as having preserved 25 per cent. of the
harvest, or some 125 to 15O barrels oi
wine.
1t is stated that any substance can
be burnt which gives thick and
abundant smoke, such as green herbs
moss, damp straw, tufts Of grass, etc.
hut best results have been obtained In
France by the heavy oils which are
the residues OF gas.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1904-07-28
BRUTALLY TORTURED.

A case came to light that for persist
ent and unmerciful torture has per-
haps never been eq1aled. Joe Colo
bick, of CoIusa, Calf, writes: "For ID
years endured ipsufferabIe pain from
Rheumatism and nothing relieved me
though / tried everything. ] came
across Electric Bitters and It's the
greatest medicine on earth for that
trouble. A few bottles Of it complete
" relieved and cured me-" Just as
good for Liver and Kidney troubles
and general debility. Only 5oc. Sat-
isfaction guaranteed by E. I. White
head & Co, druggists.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1904-07-28
Gets Pay for Old Stumps,
Minneapolis Journal.

Minneapolis Journal.
Turpentine can be extracted from an
old pine stump ard this TACT is the basis
of a new industry reported from north
can Minnesota. The promoters of the
novel enterprise are asking farmers for
the privilege of clearing their land OF
stumps.
Such proposal comes to the owner
of "cut-over" farm, whose ribs are
sore from contact with the pillow
handles in futile efforts to dodge the
obstrusive stump, like a message of de-
llverance. All the promoter wants lie
the stumps, and the farmer sincerely
wants ai.n to have them, so a bargain
is easilv struck.
The turpeptine men 60 on the land
with stump puller and extract all the
remnants of the forest, hauling them
away to the plant where the turpen-
tine is extracted and all the stumpe,
pine or hardwood, are burned for char
coal. 1t is asserted that the stumps
are rich in turpentine and that the pro-
cess yields good financial returns.
Hitherto the manufacture OF turpen-
tine has been practically confined to
the South, where the yellow pine is
very rich in all by-products. White
pine yields them in comparatively
small quantities. 1t is not likely that
the industry will ever reach great pro-
portions in the North, but as long as
the turpentine man finds his raw ma.
terial cheap and easily accessible he ,e
likely to carry on the good work.
What Minnesota is more interested
in is the elimination of the stumps.
Some cut-over land really needs them
to decay and thus enrich the sandy
soil, but there are large acres OF good
farming land, especially adapted to po-
tatoes, red clover and other crops, that
will be much more valuable when en-
tirely cleared. It is an enormous labor
for the farmer to clear a quarter Sec
ton of these distractions. When it is
done he can put in larger crop acre.
age and raise more to the acre, but the
clearing means years OF labor. II he
can have it done by the turpentine
and charcoal producer, he will not be-
grudge his benetactor handsome
nrpfit
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1904-07-28
ONE LADY'S RECOMMENDATION
SOLD FIFTY BOXES OF CHAM
RERLAIN'S STOMACH AND
LIVER TABLETS.

I have, l believe. sold fifty boxes OF
ChamberIain's Stomach and Liver
Tablets on the recommendation OF one
lady here, who first bought box OF
them about a year ago. She never
tires of telling her neighbors and
friends about the good qualities OF
these tablets-P. Nj. SHORE, druggist,
Rochester, Ind. The pleasant purga-
tive effect of these Tablets make them
a favorite with ladies everywhere. For
sale by E. L. Whitehead & Co, Scot
land Neck, and Leggett's Drug Store,
HObgood.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1904-07-28
NIGHT WAS HER TERROR.

II would cough nearly all night
long," writes Mrs. Charles Applegate,
of Alexandra, Ind, "ard could hardly
get any sleep. l had consumption 50
bad that if / walked block l would
cough frightfully aud spit blood, but,
when all other medicines failed, thee
81 90 bottles Of DR.. Kings New Tis-
covery wholly cured me ard l gained
So pounds" It's absolutely guaran-
teed to cure Coughs, Colds, La Grippe,
Bronchitis and all Throat and Lung
Troubles. Price SOC and $I.CO. Trial
bottles free at f. T. Whitehead q Co.'S
drug store.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1904-07-28
FOR OVER SIXTY YEARS.

Mrs. Wlnslow's Soothing Syrup has
been used tor sixty years by millions OF
mothers tor their children while teeth
ing, with perfect success. 1t soothes
the child, soflens the gums. alias all
pain, cures wind collie, and is the best
tremedy for Diarrhoea. 1t will relieve
the poor little sufferer Immediately.
Sold by Druggists in ever part OF the
world. Twenty-Five cents a bottle. Be
sure and ask for "Mrs. Winslow's
Soothing Syrup.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1904-07-28
The First citY Eern President.

New York Sun.
Theodore Roosevelt is a native 1t
New York city-the first native OF this
city or any other large city OF tho coun-
try-to hold the office of President OF
the United States.
George Washington was bern In
small town in Westmoreland county,
Virginia Jefferson at Shadwell, Madi'
son at Port Conway, the first harris'n
at Berkley, Tyler at Charles CITY and
Monroe at a small settlement in West
moreland county-all in Virginia.
Jackson's birthplace was at Maxha"',
an isolated settlement on the border
line between North and South Caroli.
ra John Adams and John Quincy
Adams were born in Quincy, Mass
Grant was native OF Point Pleasant,
Ohio; Garfield Of Miriam, Harrison IT
North Bend, Hayes OF Delaware and
William Mckinley OF Niles-ali In
Ohio. Polk Was born at Pireviile,
settlement in Mecklenburg county,
North Carolina, town OF less than
900 Inhabitants. Abraham Lincoln
was born at a small settlement in La
rue, then Hardin county, Kentucky;
General TAYLOR at a sms II settlement
in Virginia franklin Pierce at Hills
boro, Mass James Buchanan at Cops
Gap, Penn. !; Andrew johnson at Raj
eigh, N. Z. OF the New York Presi-
dents, Martin Van Buren, was born at
Kinderhook, N. Y; Fillmore at Sum-
mcrh,ll, N. Y; Arthur at Fairfeid,Nt.
aud Grover Cleveland at Caldwell, N j.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1904-07-28
WEAK HEARTS

Are caused by indigestion. !! YOU
eat a little too much, or If you are sub
iect 10 attacks OF indigestion, the stoin-
ach expands-swells and pufts up
against the heart. This crowds the
heart and shortens the breath. Rapid
heart beats aud heart disease is the
final result. Kodol Dyspepsia Cure dl-
gests what you eat, takes the strain OIL
the heart, cures indigestion, dyspepsia,
sour stomach, and contributes nouflst-
ment, strength and health to every Or
gan OF the body. Sold by f. T. White
head & Co.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1904-07-28
f. T. WHITEHEAD & co.

ask the readers of this paper who are
suffering with Indigestion or dyspepsia
to call on them at once and get bottle
of Kodol Dyspepsia Cure. 1t you knew
the value OF this remedy as we know
it. YOU would not suffer another day.
Kodol Dyspepsia Cure Is thorough
digestant and tissue building tonic as
we'll. It is endorsed personally by
hundreds of people whom it has cured
of indigestion, dyspepsia, palpatltien
of the heart and stomach troubles gen.
orally. Kodol Dyspepsia Cure d,gests
what you eat. It Is pleasant, palatable
and strengthening.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1904-07-28

BIOGRAPHY OF A FOOL.

chicago Times Herald.
He didn't haye time to chew
The food that he had to eat,
But he wasn't it into his throat
AS it time was thing to beat.
At breakfast and lunch and dinner
Twas a bite and gulp and 60
Oh, the crowd is 90 terribly eager,
And a man has to hurry so!
A bite and a gulp and away
To the books and the ticker A bite
And drink and smoke and eeat
And a card table half of the night
A pressure, click and palIor,
A cloth-covered 5ox and song;
A weary old fellow at forty,
Who is deaf to the noise of the
throng.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1904-07-28
A GREAT RULER.

One of the greatest of rulers is the
liver. It governs the human organ
Ism. When the liver is out OF order
the whole system becomes diseased.
Keep your liver healthy by using Ry-
dale's Liver Tablets. They cure all
liver trouble. They cure constipation.
Your money back if they do not give
abstraction. E. T. Whitehead & Co.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1904-07-28
ARE YOUR LUNGS WEAK?

Does the cough, left by the grippe
or the cold contracted during the WIN
ter, still hang on? Rydale's Elixir will
cure your cough and heal your weak
lungs. 1t kills the germs that cause
chronic throat and lung disease ana
helps nature restore the weakened Or
pans to health. Trial size 25c. Faml-
" size SOC, E. T. Whitehead 4 CO.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1904-07-28
Hospitality at
Small Expense.

ntertainment-thati is. pleasure 70
your guests-does not depend on tne
money you spend, but on your own
knowledge Of how to receive ana ex.
tend hospitality. Christine Iernnne
Herrick tells YOU all about 1t. fost-
paid, so cents. E. J. GLOBE, fuO-
Usher, $50 Fifth Ave., New York.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1904-07-28
Mary had little lad
Whose face was fair to see,
Because each night he had drink
OF Rocky Mountain Tea.
e. T. Whitehead Il Co.

"Does he advertise all the comforts
of homer" inquired Mr.. Tiredout
"No," replied Mr.. Tlredout, "the ad-
vertisement simply says, No mothers
1n-law, cross cooks or crying babies. :"
"Well CO." asserted Mr.. Tiredout, en-
Observation-Disclosures Bulletin.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1904-07-28

"I.I have come to a-ask for your
d-daughter's hand, SIR" stammered the
Young man. "Well, which hand Go
YOU want ?" asked the stern paren: ina
tone redolent with frigid sarcasm.-
Chicago News.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1904-07-28

Giffie-Hi, old man! My, but you
are sight! How'd you get all the
skin rubbed off the end OF your nose :?
spinks with hauteur)-not by pokipg
it into other peoples business, l Can
tell YOU: that !-Ph,ladelphla Bulletin.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1904-07-28
The pill that will, will fill the bill,
VXy;&lo,,k - r~fnn

The pill that will, will fill the bill,
Without grippe.
TO cleanse the liyer, without quiver'
Take one at night.
DeWitt's Little Early Risers are small,
easy to lake, easy and gentle IN effect,
vet they are 80 certain in results that
no one who uses them is disappointed.
For quick relief from biliousness' sick
headache, torpid liver, jaund!ce, dizzi-
ness and all troubles arising from an
inactive, sluggish liver, Early Rlsers
are unequalled. Sold by E. I. White
head & Co.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1904-07-28

Little Willie-Say, pa, what is the
meaning OF intuition? Pa-Intuition,
nv son, is that which tells your mother
she is right whether she is or not
Chicago News.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1904-07-28

$50 my daughter referred you to e,
eh? Well, l hardly understand il.
She never consults me except In
financial way" "Wel.-ah-sir, that's
lust it."-Stray Stories.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1904-07-28

whats become OF Miss Tingletoe,
who used to be soubrotte "She's in
the chorus now" "Pshaw--is sho as
old as ?'-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1904-07-28

Backe--A man is never tOo O:d to
learn. Benne-No; he can always
find somebody to marry him.-Cincir-
natl Commercial