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The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-10-02
LIFE VERSUS TRADITION

An American actress has pronounced
a pat little criticism on the most re-
cent effort Of an English playwright
The latter had written for her play.
the central figure in which is young
woman who teaches by day and who
{ does music hall turns by night. He
makes her and her associates hope
fully vulgar. Now 1t happened that
the actress for whom the play was
written had herself once upon a time
done music hall turns" and her moth
er had done them before her. Natu-
rally she was familiar with the life.
She felt justified therefore, in telling
the dramatist that such music hall peo-
pie as he pictured didn't exist in real
| life; that his conception Of them was
not a true one, but the public's. He
responded magnifcently that he pre-
ferred to be true to tradition rather
than to life.
OF course there is some excuse for
him. The music hall young person with
| whom the stage and the novel have
made US familiar has never had a soul
above late suppers and glittering jew
els. When she entered upon scene 1t
has invariably been as a. disturbing
factor, and not as one who has thirst
for knowledge and IS bent on its ac-
QUESTION. 1t Is extremely doubtful If
the theatergoing public would be will
ing to accept any other than a frivo-
lous music hall young person, with her
eye on the main chance and the tickle
husband. Israel Zangwill, who wrote
the play In question, understands his
public, even If he does not understand
the real music hall artist. And Ger
tainly 1t profits man more, if he earns
his bread and butter by playwriting,
to understand his public than to under
stand the life that he pictures in his
plays.
Nevertheless, it cannot be denied
that truth is continually being sacri-
feed to stage traditions. The trouble
with the stage is that it pays very little
attention to half lights. In real life
the individual is practically an unknown
quantity. On the stage his exact value
must be stated; and, though the times
may change, the value does not change
with them. Therefore the injustice to
the music hall young person. In the
beginning she was hopelessly vulgar;
therefore she is now, and ever will be.
hopelessly vulgar. She is just one Of
the many victims of stage tradition. 1t
may console her, somewhat. to know
that there are other types in real life
similarly situated, but nothing else in
the way of comfort can be offered her;
for Mr.. Zangwin has plainly demon
strated that the modern playwright has
no desire to depart from established
stage traditions
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-10-02
a WORD FOR THE DOG

Humans have a fashion of saying
when one of their kind goes wrong
that he has gone to the dogs. 1t is not
improbable that the CANNES remark
regretfully. when they have occasion
to comment on the disgraceful conduct
of some rakish poodle or staggering
fox terrier, that he has gone to the
-four hundred" For if going to the
dogs represents disgraceful finish for
man, going to the four hundred surely
represents an equally disgraceful fin
ish for any dog.
Those who are disposed to laugh at
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-10-02
RETRIRUTIoN

Thomas McCauley is In hiding in
Chicago, with all the collectors of the
International Mercantile agency and
the police of the city looking for him.
He has million dollars in cash con-
cealed upon him and there is very little
chance of a man who must literally
smell Of money to get away in Chicago.
He has SO much money that his clothes
would not fit him even If they were
made in dear old London. Wherefore
he must presently come into the hands
of the police-and soon thereafter he
will be reduced to his proper proper
tons, SO far as money is concerned.
And all this in the course of human
events governed by a wise and just
providence. McCauley is the man who
invented the collectors wagon. He
came out of Southern Illinois some ten
years ago and was employed as a coll
lector by Chicago dunning concern.
He collected on commission, and the
way the Chicago debtor refused to pay
stimulated him to seek some means to
loosen the community to the end
that the balance of gold shipments
might be adjusted. To the genius of
McCauley was due the red wagon bear
ing the legend, bad Debts Collected"
and exhibiting the picture of a vicious
bulldog pursuing the recalcitrant
debtor. The art Of the painter or the
genius Of the inventor appealed to the
Chicagoese mind. In a month Nc
Cauley owned the collection agency and
had relays of men counting money.
Then the microbe of high finance at
poration and sold stock to the public.
He made over million on the first
deal and the red wagon was put on
wheels in every city in the land. 1t
looked for a time as though McCauley
collecting all debts. But the courts
put a stop to the red wagon and Mac
went into the syndicate business with
the zest of J. Pierpont Morgan and
Charles Schwab The other day his
stockholders got inquisitive about the
principal-they were being paid their
dividends too regularly. Whereupon
McCauley converted all his available
assets into cash, offered the stockhold-
ers 5000, 900 out of their original million
or two, and said he would retire. They
demanded 100000. McCauley con-
cealed the money in big bills on his
person and took to the jungles of Clark
street. He is there now. Presently he
will be hauled out and compelled to
disgorge. If he had gone to st. Louis,
or even Buffalo, there might be some
chance for him to get away. But he is
lost in Chicago because he has the
goods on him.
Retribution has overtaken the red
wagon. 1t was the type of system
closely allied to blackmail. It brought
disgrace on thousands Of men and
women and in the end it has led to the
downfall of its creator. Let us hope
that Mr.. McCauley will be landed be-
fore he is reduced to the necessity OF
spending any of the coarse money.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-10-02
A Call to Arms

Every Democrat in the United States
who reads the letter of his presidential
candidate, Alton B. Parker, must feel
renewal OF faith in the time onored
principles of political honesty as his
mind grasps the meaning of the words
the candidate has penned. And along
with this feeling there is of necessity
another. It is as though the reader
hears a hugle calling him to arms for
the defense Of his country, and he must
perforce spring forward with enthusi-
asm In answer to that call. Judge Par
ker has sent out ringing appeal to his
people; he has pointed out the way to
rescue the nation from the dangerous
tread into which she has been forced
by the present administration, and he
appeals for followers to make the res
cue.-Atlanta Journal
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-10-02
JUDGE ToRRANcE,s POSITION

Judge Ell Torrance, former COM
mander-ip=chief of the Grand Army,
one of the really big Republicans of
the Northwest, tells the Minneapolis
Journal that the way to save the state
Republican ticket is to put another
man at the Head Of it. Judge Torrance
is quite sincere in his suggestion, add
ing: This will simplify matters and
close gaps that threaten to become
chasms, for every well informed Re
publican must admit that the present
course, if continued, will lead to GER
tain defeat, SO far as Mr.. Dunn's can
didacy is concerned"
1t is not to be expected that the sug-
gestion of Judge Torrance will be
needed, though it presents the only
feasible solution of a problem in the
solving of which the thousands of Re-
publicans who are opposing Mr.. Dunn
are willing to sacrifice much. 1t is ap-
parent from the utterance Of Judge
Torrance and other leaders of that sec
ton of the Republican party which
is opposing Dunn that they are op-
posed to the man because Of the meth
DDS they claim were used in securing
his nomination. They are just now
aroused over the attempt to line up the
Collins supporters by the bidding in of
James A. Martin. They will most as
suredly defeat Mr. Dunn because they
are actuated by principle.
The suggestion of Judge Torrance
would undoubtedly meet with some
favor at the hands of a Republican
state central committee that was indie
pendent, but it is impossible that 1t
should be considered by the men who
are managing Mr.. Dunn's campaign.
Mr.. Johnson will make an acceptable
governor to citizens of both parties,
and in view Of the attitude of the
strong men of the Republican party
men whose influence has made that
great in Minnesota-his election is now
something more than reasonable GER
tainty.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-10-02

The ~Neurotiesr

Our war lord has Invented a new
epithet for the independent Republic
ans who refuse to countenance his poll
Icy OF Imperialism as partially betrayed
in his demand for $100,000,000 year to
build tail ironclads and Commerce
destroying cruisers. The independ-
ents, whom he formerly denounced as
''weaklings," he now calls ''neurotics,"
and among them he includes the Con-
stltutl0n club or New York, for daring
to expose the arbitrary character of
Pension Order No. Is. When the bal
lots shall be counted in November he
will be apt to discover to his astonish-
ment how great has been the growth
of these NeuroticS. He has unques-
tionably got badly ON the nerves of the
American people IL Philadelphia Record.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-10-02
SUNDAY. OCT. ?. 1904
F. G. WINSTON

One of the least creditable features
of the Republican campaign in this
state is the attack that is being made
by Republican speakers upon F. G.
Winston, the Democratic candidate for
lieutenant governor. This would never
have been allowed were not the Repub-
lican managers already certain of such
an overwhelming vote against their
whole ticket in Hennepin county that
they are careless about saving the
remnant of their strength there. The
policy is sure to be resented by the
people of Minneapolis, among whom
none has higher standing as business
man and a citizen than F. g. Winston.
Mr.. Winston is one of the strong men
of the party not only in the city of his
home, but in the state at large. He
is a Democrat who has been steadfast
in the faith, and with whom Democ-
racy is living idea and an object of
intense devotion. He has stood by his
party faithfully. He has contributed
literally in the past to It's support, and
no personal effort or sacrifice has been
deemed unreasonable by him that
would promote the party's interest.
He accepted the nomination for lieu
tenant governor not through any de-
sire for office on his part, but at the
earnest solicitation of the entire party,
just as simply and as Loyalty as he has
granted every request of his party in
the past. If there is a Democrat in the
state who deserves well at the hands
of other Democrats, it is he.
1t is particularly outrageous and
characteristic of the sort Of campaign
} which Republicans are now waging
that the attack upon Mr.. Winston
should take the shape of statement
that he is a corporation man. In Re
publican Justification he is mixed up
with corporation interests, and the is
suance of passes, and all the relations
W1A4Nh IAAC P0OA4S 40 SQPPO0CQ u uO1Q
In horror. AS a matter of fact Mr..
Winston is a plain, honorable business
man who has devoted his activities to
business undertakings just as free
from such connection as those of any
manufacturer or jobber in his city. A
railroad contractor is man who builds
railroads for railroad companies be-
cause he does the work better and at a
lower price than his competitors He
is no more railroad man in politi-
cal sense of the term than q man who
builds locomotives or manufactures
steel rails. AS long as he is upright in
business and honorable in character
1t would be no reproach to him If he
were. But facts are facts, and their
distortion for campaign purposes is al
ways dishonorable.
The fact in this case is that F. G.
Winston is man of the highest bust
ness and personal integrity, a man re-
spected by every neighbor and loved
by every friend, man marked by I'M
compromising loyalty to his convic-
tons and sense Of duty, man who
has achieved a great success in
strictly business career, man of fine
executive ability, man unswervingly
devoted to Democratic principles. a
man who loves his party and his state
and would serve them both with the
highest intelligence and integrity. This
Is the kind of man the people want.
This is man who would connive at
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-10-02

when woman has developed Drawn and
assumed the initiative that the tables
should be turned and that the trifling
should be altogether on the other side.
Neither is it strange that prosecuted
man should avail himself of the only
weapon the law permits in such cases.
The Iowa idea is one of the signs Of the
times. 1t is bound to prove more popu-
lar than the one Mr. Cummins endeav-
ored to advance, for it makes no party
appeal. Let the female trifier sbeware.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-10-02
Democracy Has Been Right

Democracy is fighting for pure, I'M
blemished Americanism in this cam
paign. Democracy stands for a definite
idea of government. No Democrat can
read Judge Parker's letter of accept
ance without quitting 1t more con-
WINGED than ever that Democracy,
through all these years of discourage
ment and travail, has been right in its
contentious.
If we are not mistaken in the temper
of the American people they will not be
fooled away into strange paths. Judge
Parker's letter put the issues clearly
and bluntly before the electorate. THE
people must decide" = New Orleans
Times-Democrat.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-10-02
A Sharp Contrast

Judge Parker's letter Of acceptance is
only about half as long as Mr.. Roose-
velrs. and as different from that in the
matter OF temper and style as of length.
The characters OF the two men offer
the sharpest contrasts and find reveal
Ynent in their campaign deliverances
over against the nervous, dashing, pug
nacious, intolerant and uncertain spirit
which is reflected in the presidents re-
cent letter, we have the calm, tenn
perate, reasoning, considerate character
which Enthusiastically pens the document
before u.s. What one Of two such per-
sonaifties is the better fitted for the
office to be filled by the American cleo
torate this fall may be matter for ques-
tioning with many people, but 1t ought
not to he.-Sprlngfleld Republican.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-10-02
BANGS Will Help Revise

RICHMOND, Ind, Oct. flames E.
Watson, of Indiana; Tracy r. Bangs,
North Dakota; c.. d. Myers. Illinois;
D. c. Richardson, Virginia, and U. S.
q. Cherry, South Dakota, were today
named by Charles E. Shively. supreme
chancellor of the Knights of Pythias, to
revise the Pythian constitution.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-10-02
He puts II Into Practice

No, Curious Reader" Theodore
Roosevelt does not happen to be the
author of the quoted expression,
whats the constitution between
friends?" The sentiment is his, how
eyef.-Atlanta Constitution.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-10-02
Safe

Mrs. Railfence- Sally, why do you cover
your Jars of preserves with newspapers
containing tramp jokes?
Mrs. Claybill-Why, then I am sure they
won't work-Baltimore Herald.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-10-02
Prefer Common Sense in Theirs

Indiana Republicans are living
hypocritical campaign. They refuse to
dress like rough riders. Are they tired
of the principal rough rider?-St. Louis
Republic.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-10-02

WASHINGTON, D. c., Oct. Mr..
and Mrs. Charles C. Glover, of this
city, have announced the engagement
of their daughter, Miss Elizabeth L.
Glover, TO Jonkheer r. De Marees van
Swinderen, the Netherlands minister.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-10-02
Time Is Swift

Miss olde-I don't think much of the
young men of today.
Young men of tomorrow you are liable
to be an old maid.-Chicago News.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-10-02
Skipped a Few

YES said the, clerk e6n at the skinnem
We'll" replied the departing guest, i
must have overlooked four or five. I'm
sure haven't tipped that many. '-Hous-
ton Chronicle.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-10-02
That Will Even Thinos up

Perhaps Professor of Statistics Wright
has an inverse, reverse, bound to- come
out-as-I-want-it revenge that he can
apply to current reductions in wages to
show that cheaper nutmegs have still
further decreased the cost of living
Baltimore Sun.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-10-02
.sometbino Unfit for Qualification

John Alexander Dowie forbids his
followers to call him Dowie. A good
many of them will be calling him
something even worse than that before
long.-Milwaukee Sentinel.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-10-02
Covers the Whole Field

1t does not look as though it would
be necessary for Judge Parker to sup
pIement his message with a telegram
Washington Post
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-10-02
But Don't Wake Him Up

Some one who has the gift of second
sight will relieve an anxious public by
saying whether the George Fred Will
nams party still partakes Of its break
fast food regularly.-San Antonio Ex-
press.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-10-02
And New York Is Sane

Henry G. Davis is a spellbinder, all
right, and as a hand-to-ha mixer he
has few equals in national politics.
West Virginia is safe.-Atlanta Constf-
tuition.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-10-02

"Going to take trip to New York? SO
am I. Are you in hurry to get thereY
mo"
Neither am l. Let's go by balloon" -
Chicago Tribune.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-10-02

There are spellbinders at work In
this section who are inclined to resent
the activity of vesuvius as an attempt
to butt in.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-10-02
Was TOO BUSY Runnina

Dowie says he could make 1t rain
silver dollars if he wished to. It's
pity he didn't think of that when the
sheriff was after him.-Philadelphi
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-10-02
Among the Merrymakers
A Humane Impulse

'Why does the colonel drink his cock
tails so rapidly?"
at looks to me as If he was in violent
hurry to rescue the submerged cherries
at the bottom. "-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-10-02
Tom Doesn't Take II Seriously

The Prohibition candidate has as
much chance of being elected as Mr..
Watson, but he does not seem to get
as much fun out of the campaign
Washington Star.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-10-02
Nav Sill Be FaIIino Next Fall

Now that the fall of the year is real
ly with US there is a growing expecta-
ton that Port Arthur will recognize
the appropriateness Of really doing it
Pittsburg Dispatch
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-10-02
Net Mentloninq No Names

Gov. Blanchard, of Louisiana, Is not
the first governor to offend his party
and his state by interfering In a local
political fght.-New York World.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-10-02
Not In Position

$50 you've popped the question and
been accepted? Lucky beggar! How did
you work it? Fell on your knees,
Couldn't very well. She was sitting on
'em. sporting times.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-10-02
Has More spunk Than Jones

Chairman Taggart is made sport Of
because he is so confident of success.
Yet why should he be chairman were
he not that kind of a sport?-Spring-
field Republican.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-10-02
Another View

Her Husband suppose a woman would
have to be quite philosopher to be in
different to her appearance.
She-She'd have to be lunatic.-Brook-
lyn Life.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-10-02

He-Don't you know I'm a fatalist.
believe that what is to be will be.
She-Well, I'm quite sure Cholly, that
your never do anything to prevent it.
PucK.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-10-02
Can't Keep Tab on Him

Fairbanks is still darting here and
there about the country to the confu-
sion of the weather prophets.-Atlanta
Constitution.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-10-02

Mr.. Dunn is incHned to feel for his
umbrella when ne reads that this is the
most apathetic campaign in years.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-10-02

Speaking of gold bricks. if Bob Dunr
should buy-but what's the use?
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-10-02

Has anybody seen anything of Tom
Watson's letter of acceptance?
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-10-02
Too Hot for the G. o. p.
Her Name win Be Heightened

Judge Parker has been investing in
ginger-Washingto Post.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-10-02
THE T.PAUL DAILY GLOBES
circulation Is now the Iarg-
est morning. circulation In St.

III SIsFAOL DALI ULOOE >
circulation Is now the Iarg-
est morning circulation In St.
Paul.
AAORE copies of the ST. Paul
I'VE Globe than of any other
morning newspaper In st. Paul
or Minneapolis are delivered by
carriers to regular paid subscrib-
ers at their homes.
THE st. Paul Sunday Globe is
now acknowledged to be the
best Sunday Paper in the North
west and has the largest clreu-
IatIon.
A DVERTISERS get 100 per
~ cent more In results for the
money they spend on advertising
In The Globe than from any other
paper.
THE Globe circulation Is ex-
elusive, because 1t Is the only
Democratic Newspaper of gen.
eraI circulation in the Northwest.
A DvERTIsERS In The Globe
~ reach this great and daily
Increasing constituency, and It
cannot be reached In any other
way.
DESULTS COUNT
IN THE GLOBE GIVES THEM.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-10-02

It is well to remember that the
charges made against r. G. Dunn are
not made by Democrats, but by
Republican Office holder In the dis
charge of his sworn duty-Olmsted
County Democrat.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-10-02

candidate for governor, delivered his
first speech in Minneapolis. No one
reading his speech can help but believe
that Mr.. Johnson is serious I'm his po-
sition and he Is the person that all good
citizens will vote for.-Mazeppa Jour-
nal
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-10-02

Bob Dunn insists that his rulings in
the Office of state auditor were much
wiser, more comprehensive and in
every way more satisfactory to all con-
cerned than a servile adherence to
mere legislative enactment which hap
pened to cumber. the statutes.-St.
James Journal.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1904-10-14
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