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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-11-28
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.
ESTATE OF FRANK CLARK,
DECEASED.

The undersigned, 4. \. Hayscldcn,
Executor OF the viii Of Frank Clark,
late of Kaanapali. Maui. T. H., hereby
gives notice to all persons having
claims against the Estate Of said
Frank Clark, to present the same duly
authenticated, even Of the claim Is So
cured by mortgage upon real estate, Ia
the undersigned at his office at La
haina. Maui. within six months from
the first publication of this notice, u,
they shall be forever barred.
a. n. HAlSELDEN,
Executor of the VIII Of Frank
Clark. Deceased
I.ahaina, Maui, November IL. 1904
2927-Nov. Il, rs; Dee. 5, IL, 10
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-11-28
Business Notices.
WANTED TO PURCHASE

"a A house and lot within Ave
blocks from the business center Ol
Honolulu. Price must not exceed
$4,000.
(2) A house and lot within a mile
from the center Of Honolulu; Liliha
or Nuuanu st. preferred. Price about
100000.
t3J 4 tract Of > or . acres suitable
for small farming.
a. V. GEAR.
2S3l.tf i22 King st.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-11-28
Corporation Notices.
ADVERTISER EMIT.
ookALA SUGAR PLANTATION CO

Notice is hereby given that at the
adjourned Annual Meeting Of the 90
KALA SUGAR PLANTATION COM
PANY, held this day, the following
were elected to serve as officers of the
corporation for the ensuing year, viz;
Jas. r. Morgan. ....... President
J. M. Dowsett. -. Vice President
Geo. ". Robertson. ....Treasurer
e. r. Bishop. Secretary
T. r. Robinson. ........ Auditor
Cecil Brown .........O
Frank Hustace. ....... Directors
n. Arn,itage ..........)
Honolulu, November II, 1904.
e. F. BISHOP,
2925.1m Secretary.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-11-28
NOTICE..

Young Hong and Ching Chow have
this day sold their interest in the firm
Of Hong Kee G. Co., doing a general
merchandise business on Aala ST., Ho
polulu, to the undersigned, who as
sumo all debts OF said firm.
HEE YICK, CHUN MAN. CHUN
pom and YOUNG HANG.
Nov. IL. 1904. 292S1w
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-11-28
BY AUTHORITY
PouNpMAsT.ER's NOTICE.

Notice is hereby given that the AMI
mails described below have been i'm
pounded In the Government Pound at
Makiki, Kona, Island of Oahu, and
unless the pound fees and damages
are sooner satisfied will be sold at the
date hereafter named according to
law:
Nov. 20, 190i.-lsay horse branded on
left hind leg, white spot on fore,
head. right hind foot white white
spot on back,
The above animal will be sold on
Saturday, Dec. 10, 1904, at IL O'Clock
noon, II not called for before the date
mentioned.
X. KEKEUNE.
2S95'3t Poundmaster,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-11-28
NOTICE OF RECEIVERS SALE.


dersigned, William PfoteDbaner, Re
ceiver Of the Puma Sugar Company,
Limited, will under and by virtue OF a
decree OF foreclosure and sale ouly
made and entered by the Honorable
j. T. De Bolt. First Judge OF the Cir
cult Court OF the First Judicial Cir
cult, Territory of Hawaii, at Cham
bers, on the tSenty.second day Of DC.
tober. 1904, in a certain cause in equity
pending In said Court, wherein the
First National Bank OF Hawaii at Ho-
noiulu, corporation; II. Hackfeld a.
Company. Limited. corporation; NJ.
p. Robinson. II. NJ. Won Holt, Trustee
for w. S. Chambre, and A. Abrens, are
plaintiffs, and the Puma Sugar Com.
pany, Limited. corporation; S. M,
Damon and S. Z. Damon. copartners
doing business under the firm name Of
Bishop 4 Company; oiaa Sugar Com
pany. Limited, and b. +. Dillingham;
e. Company, Limited, are defendants,
sell at public auction. at the front door
of the Judiciary Building in Honolulu,
Territory OF Hawaii. on Saturday, the
9th day OF February. 1905, at II
o'clock noon Of said day last mention.
ed or at the day ana hour to which
he may adjourn such sale, subject to
tne confirmation OF the ABOVE emitted
court al ana singular tne property
rights and franchises Of the Puma Su
gar Company, Limited, described
lnen'ioneu OF relerred 70 ID tnat GER
.ain Deeu ., trust ua'eu july is'i
i'oo' eHecu.eu oy 'ne i"na sugar oom'
pany, Linii'eu' 10 nisnop company
40 irus'ees' vi III ,ne sdiu DeCTee o'
anu '"i. Va C''o"er -nu
i'Vf' anu .neieih u'rec'eu 10 ne so'u
W s",Is'y ,ne 'huep'euness incurred pS
saiu neee''er as pro'iueu py Tue OF
oers anu uecree vi foreclosure ana
eaie vi sa'u cour'' anu aisu Tue sum Vi
Ne ~ nuhu,eu 'nousahu Doiiars
'sooo'o'o'' ,he same oeipg the prih
e'pa' amount Vi bonus VI said runa
sugar COMPANY i-iiniteu' issued uhdei
saiu leu oi trust tosetner Win III
'eres' 'he'eon from january ISL l9o4
anu a'so s".n o'ner sums au'noriZeu
70 oe pa'o ny tne oruers anu uecree
Vi iorec'osure anu SAFE vi saiu court
Una, 10 " say
an 'he zee s,inpie 'anus, oeihs ap
p'oH'n'"'e'y oIiA'o' ae'es' MI Tue reuse
n moa "em'ses' oeiHs appioN'h''e's
"''e'' a., anus easeu W va
| Is.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-11-28

FIRST NATIONAL BANK OF HA
WAll AT HONOLULU, a Corpora
ton; n. HAckFELp & COM
PANY, LIMITED, a Cooperation;
M. p. ROBINSON, II. M. Won
HOLT, Trustee for W. S. CHAM
BRE; AND A. ATHENS, Plain
lifts,
PUMA SUGAR COMPANY, LIMITED
Corporation; S. NJ. DAMON sne
8. e. DAMON, Copartners Doing
Business Under the Firm Marie o,
BISHOP & COMPANY; oLAA
SUGAR COMPANY, LIMITED;
and 8. r. DILLINGHAM; q COM
PANY, LIMITED, Defendants.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-11-28
THE MILLER CANDY co.
HONOLULU IRON WORKS

Improved and Modern SUGAR MA
sAiNERy Of every capacity and d.
,erIptIon made to order. Boiler worn
md RivETED PIPES for irrigation
purposes . speciality. Particular sttsn
lion paid to JOB WORK, and repair
executed at shortest notice.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-11-28
the HAWAIIAN REALTY AND MA.
TURiTY CO, Ito.

Real Estate Mortgage Leans and In.
ssstment eeeuritela Homes Built on
The lnstailment Plan.
Homo offiee:-Meintyre Bldg,
Honolulu, T. n.
L. K. kENTWELL, General Manager.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-11-28
Legal NOllC6S,
Sale Of
Sugar Plantation
SUGAR
CO., LTD.

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF TIE.
FIRST JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, TER
RIToRY OF HAWAII.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1904-07-15
WORLDS FAIR
q. r. G N. Railroad.

Moscow to st. Louis and return $50 20
" Chicago I" Gu 80
from st Louis (paying local
fare Chicago to st Louis or
vis~ versa 66 So
Moscow to St Louis returning
via California points so As
Limit 10 days going, 90 days return
Ing Stop overs in either direction
withnin transit limit
:. Hing Ds,~-Na. llth. l2th, 18Th:
ln,. III u ISL Judy 1T Pad
Sr0; August Sill, 0;h, lotn; sept. 5Ln,
9Th, 7th; Oei. 3rd, 4th, sth.
Through service from Colfax via
Salt Lake with stop overs.
Call on W G Wilkes, agent at Mos.
COW or write A L Craig, Gen. Pass.
At o r 4 N, Portland. Ore.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1904-07-15
A Carload Of
MOLINE WAGONS
To Arrive Soon
ID, A. KoDIlaanbopn I 60. Ks9 faaSa

Sc Our work shirts and gloves for
harvesting, Morrow.
Moth jacobs and family returned
Wednesday morning to Spokane after
. I've weeks delightful visit in Ken
dsisk. where they were the guests Of
NJ. and Mn. T. A. Hunter. They
were sessnpanisd to Spokane by
4s1fsr Earl Hunter who will enjoy
IN sating.
We resolved IN adv. from London,
Eaglaad, wanting bachelors matri-
mentally inclined, who could not Sc
cure partner, to correspond with the
xgeaay who would furnish them with
just what they wanted. AS the money
for adv. was not enclosed we fail to
publish but rather than deprive any
deserving bachelor Of this chance, give
tAis notics, and will show the letter
- any who call.
r. n. Walker returned Wednesday
evening from the Pierce City country.
Masonic Grand Master J. NJ. Cowen
and wife were the guests Of d. T. A.
Aaokintosh Tuesday at the home of
]. A. Hedges.
bcott Benjamin. the young but ener.
gstic jrnior member of the firm Of ].
Bsnjanain 4 Sons, left last week for
the coast whore he will be occupied
for two month on business connectet,
with the firm. During his absence
Lon 10 the head man and is attending
tO the wants Of the patrons in the
same Satisfactory and efficient man.
ner.
II, P. Hull and wife left Thursday
morning for Nahcotta, Wash. where
they will be the guests of Mrs. Hull'
sister, Mr.. Glover, whose elegan'
home has been partly arranged for the
reception of company. Steady appli-
cation to business has exhausted both
Mr.. aud Mrs. Hull and The rest, it it.
>oped and expected will greatly b-
usdt them. III. Helms is in charge
during their absence 20 no worry or
fear Va regards the business, need, OF
will, interfere with the trip.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1904-07-15
o. II. & N. Special Rates

Trlennial Conclave Knight Templars
San Fran-ls," Cal, Sept 5 to 9 1894
Sovereign Grana Lodge I. o. o. F.
San Francisco Cal, Sept. Is to 25 1904.
Moscow 10 San Francisco steamship
both Why's $36. Is
Rail both directions, or rail going re-
turning steamer, TOR wise versa $36. Is
Date of sale via steamer Ang. 2l-28,
Sept IL, via rail Sept. 1-2-3-l6
l2-]7 Continuous passage going
final return limit Oct. % 1904
Stop over in California on return
trip only.
w. &. Wilkes agi. Moscow
Idaha.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1904-07-15

If you are contemplating a trip
east during the present year, renem-
Ter that the OREGON SHORT LINE
in connection with the UNION
PACIFIC RAlLRO AD is the short
est route to ST. Louis and the faif
and all points east. See any Short
Line agent for full part,cularsand rates
write to
D. E. Burley, d. S. Spencer
q. p. & L. \, A. q. P. & T. A.
Sail LAKE City, Utah.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1904-07-15
Call For Bids

Bids will be received by the School
Board Of district No "a (Kendrick)
for thirty 1907 cords of good dry wood
to be delivered at the school house in
Ksndrick ON or before Sept. 10, 1904.
Said Board reserves the right to
reject any or al bids.
All bids must be In ON or before
July Is, 1904
A. p. Hamlsy, clerk Of district
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1904-07-15
Ladies street hats at half price at

Ladies street hats at half price at
AcGrews.
All members of Potlatch Eneamp-
ment No. 10 I. y. 0. F. are requested
to attend the regular meeting next
Thursday. Installation of officers,
work in the Royal Purple aud other
important work will have to be trans
acted. There'll be things doing.
The empty coaches of the Nor. Pac.
high officials went through here this
morning TO meet the party at Rip
aria.
r. C. Sinclair leaves Saturday NOR
ming for few weeks outing, during
which time he will visit Everett and
other coast points.
V. A. Randall of Texas ridge brought
In few wheat specimens this week
which are beauties and we invite in
spection of the same. There are sew
eral varieties, the head of each being
full and well developed. The stalks
are short but the kernel is strong and
healthy. Mr.. Randall has the J.. 7
Moser place Zone of the best and largest
on the ridge rented, part of which is
summer followed and the specimens
at the Office are from fallowed ground.
G. A Hastings, treasurer of Nez
Perez county was on the Potlatch
this week attending 20 business and
also laying the rail of his political
fence, he being an aspirant for the Of
fee of state treasurer.
F. NJ. Snyder of Leland has been ap-
pointed registry agent for that district
by the Nez Perce commissioners.
All millinery at half price at Nc
Crews.
p. s. Beckwith. booted and spurred,
left Thursday morning, with pack
horse trailing. for trip to Bert
Lewis's on the North Fork and also
to the Pierce City country.
The free travelling library committee
shipped out its section today, and the
new one may arrive any time. 1t is
under the management Of T. B. West.
Mrs. w. NJ. McCrea and children
left the first Of the week for months
visit with her parents, Mr.. and Mrs.
s. Mellison of Everett. Walter Is now
as forlorn bachelor as the rest of US.
An error crept into the account of
the 4th of July celebration last week
which we wish to correct, the same
being relative to the Goddess of Liber-
ty. Miss Mona Benscoster represented
Idaho instead of the Go sdess of
Liberty, which latter, was finely re-
presented by Ines Drury, who received
the highest number of votes as the
most popular young lady, Miss. Ben
scooter coming next and as such, re-
presenting Idaho.
J.R. Hall OF Moscow returned to
Kendrick the first of the week and is
assisting in the Lincoln Hdw. Co.
during the rush season.
The following was noted as the big
procession on the fourth passed by;
Hunter Bros float consisted of furni-
rure, useful from youth to old. age,
POI celain handled lace covered para
.ols, quarter sawed oak chairs, a New
Home sewing machine (light running)
This il the machine they are selling
for S35, which bought from agents
.nst you sos and is really a necessity
in every household; the valve couch
yak trimmed; six inch leg extension
liable and solid leather reclining
rockers; rich patterns in AK minister
carpets. All of the above and many
more can he seen at their store amy
day and prices quoted.
|, A fine home in Kendrick, the owner
will exchange for farm property. En-.
ouire at o flee.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1904-07-15

o. r. Il n. Co. will run through
Tourist sleeping cars Colfax to st.
Louis account of Worlds Fair pas
sengers. June and Is. Leaves Col
fax OH Chicago Portland Special via
Pendleton 13.45 nj connecting with
Moscow branch train. Leaves Mos
COW 8 u m.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1904-07-15

U.
DENTIST.
Office over Whites Drug Stors
Kendrick IDAHO
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1904-11-16
Athletes and Consumption.

There must be no exercise as ex-
ercise for the consumption patient
II you are able and feel like it, amuse
yourself, but don't take exercise to
build your system up. | know. J.,
too, have heard those stories about
men given up to die, who began work
in a gymnasium and by violent exer-
else entirely recovered their health.
When the lung tissue is at
tackled by tuberculosis 1t heals. II 1t
heals at all, by this fibrous scarm,ate-
ria, filing in the cavity. No new lung
tissue is formed to replace what has
been lost. and this scar material is
useless for breathing. Suppose you
had a deep cut In your hand and you
kept working that hand violently. how
long do you think 1t would take the
cut to heal? When exercise is taken
or you expand the lungs" you have
to work the lung tissue just as you
work your hand, and II 1t Is wounded
there will be a much larger proper
tion OF scar material useless for
breathing when II does get well.--
Everybody's Magazine.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1904-11-16

child hcircss to his wealth, nearly q
million, understand.
Nearly double that sum. You will
leave the papers?"
"Assuredly, and Mrs. Hunters ad-
dress. Miss Hunter became my wife
one week ago. | leave you the ad-
dress of my assistant in Paris, the
lawyer who drew up the will, and the
witness, that you may ascertain that
6il is correct"
And. unheeding the lawyers keen,
scrutinizing looks, Cyrus Worthington
bowed himself out of the Office
"A bold game" the lawyer muttered;
"he has played his cards we'll"
And while he spoke there was a
noise in the street, rush OF many
feet, a Gathering fall
"A scaffolding on the house next
door has given way" a clerk cried
with a white face, "and there are men
killed. Nine or ten, they say"
Nine or ten bricklayers, masons.
carpenters, and one gentleman who
had been passing by, aud in whose
lace tne laWyer recOBniIeu Tue lcd-
lures of his late visitor.
Dead, with his scheme complete.
Dead, with the road to his ambition,
goldstrewn, open before him. Dead,
with his hand upon the wealth he had
planned to win. Deadl
They carried him home to his young
wife. and tenderly broke the truth TO
her. Even in the first shock she felt
her heart recoil when the lawyer told
her of the errand completed two min
utes before her husbands death She
had not loved him, but had she never
known his baseness she could have
mourned kind friend last.
II was two years before Bert came
to share her home, to fill the paradise
her mother had painted. But in their
happiness they gave Cyrus Worthing-
toms name the charity of silence.
Never is it spoken by the wife he
deceived or the friend he wronged.-
Waverley Magazine.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1904-11-16
MONT ST. MlcHEL's STORY.
How the Abbey Has Come to Be Not
Like Other Abbeys.

Like Other Abbeys.
Mont st. Michel has the romantic
air. H. suggests Dumas and Scott. Its
history is a romance, but 1t was curl
Gus to learn that the first monks did
not settle there because of a position
| thought too obviously, even ostenta-
tiously made for monks. When they
came. Mont st. Michel was not an
island 'in the peril of the sea-" but
rose in the midst of great forest,
with a Roman road leading through 1t
to the hill where the Romans had long
before worshipped Jupiter and the
Druids had long before that set up
Christian hermits had been there
couple Of hundred years, and Aubert,
bishop of Avranches-the white city
you see with its towers glistening in
afternoon sunlight, on the hills across
the sands-was busy building the
shrine to st. Michael, that one day
ct was early in the eight century,
there was terrific trembling of the
earth, and out at sea the tide rose, as
never before in the memory of man.
1t swept in over woodland and vii
lage, and when II swept out again
there was no forest; Mont st. Michael
and Tombelaine near by were the
only dry spots of land in n vast bay;
the hills of the Ccntentin were far to
the east, those of Brittany as far to
the west. Northward was the open
sea, never before seen by the monks
from their hilltop Southward the
sands stretched toward Poutorson.
Had there been no earthquake and
rising of the waters, the story OF
that of any other medieval abbey in
France; the story Of sanity monks
and miracles, of shrines and pilgrim
ages of piety expressed in noble arch
itecture, of love of art and learning of
increasing wealth and power and
abuse of it, CT reform and revived ar
dor and fresh release, and finally the
revolution. Only Mont st. Michel an
swered too we'll as a prison to be de-
stroyed And when jailers and prison.
ers had got oone with 1t enough was
left to be turned into a national mon
ument in 1870.
But II the monks were like all other
monks, their abbey was by no means
like all other abbeys, either in its
architecture or as a fortress. When
the other abbeys increased in import
ance, and the monks in number, new
courts and cloisters were added, more
ground covered But at Mont st. Mich
el, after burrowing down into the
heart of the rock, there was nothing
to do but to build upward and ever
upward, to pile story upon story, until
the abbey, springing higher and high
er heavenward, became everywhere
visible to the people on the mainland
From Elizabeth Robins Pennell's
in the Peril of the Sea" in the Cen.
tury.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1904-11-16
A Plain Question.

While stumping the state during the
last gubernatorial campaign Gov. Fraz.
Ter of Tennessee entered the office of
village hotel. where he discovered
a corpulnt German seated at a table
writing, Suddenly the Teuton paused
in his task, frowned, scratched his
head, chewed the end of his pen and
looked so obviously worried that Mr..
Frazier good-naturedly asked:
my friend, can | be of any service
TO you?"
YAH" was the prompt and relieving
reply: "Blease tell me vedder you puts
an 'e' behindt 'before'?"
II was several seconds before the
affable candidate grasped the mans
meaning and gave the desired infor-
nation Baltimore Sun.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1904-11-16
Too Costly to Give Away.

Among the first class passengers on
a home.bound transatlantic steamship
was a young woman whose extreme
economy had not permitted any lavish
expenditures during the foreign tour.
II was, consequently, with commend
able pride that she referred repeated
ly 20 the material for two silk dress
es, purchased at a bargain, which she
was bringing home to her mother and
sister. Even the suggestion Of one
sympathetic listener that she would
probably have to pay duty produced
merely a temporary restraint in the
complacency with which she viewed
her proposed generosity.
At last, when the steamship ap-
preached New York and the custom
house officer received the somewhat
plain young woman at the cabin Ia
BILE, her fellow passengers were curl
Gus.
Being asked the usual questions
about dutiable property. she replied
stoutly and defiantly that she had the
material for two silk dresses.
"Are they for yourself?" the inspec-
tor demanded.
mo" she declared, they are not. l
am bringing them home for presents"
"Then. since they're not for your
own use, shall be compelled to
charge you duty" and he announced
the required amount.
Later she was heard to say, in a vim
dictive manner. THAT has made those
dresses cost me so much that I sim
ply cann afford to give them away
now. I'm Just going to keep them for
myself"-Youth's Companion.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1904-11-16
JUST FOR FUN
go ~a(|Gag'ts@r

What platform does that political
speaker favor?" "The lecture plat
form. chiefly. y."-Washingt Star
Bacon-"He went to the fancy dress
ball in costume made of old letters"
Egbert-"Sort of suit of mail, eh?"-
Yonkers Statesman.
Redhorse Dan-"Kin We handle a
gun, stranger?" Percy Boulevarder-
II don't have to. | own an auto
Baltimore American.
Ward-"Say, you amt going to vote
for Bender, are you? He's crooked,
you know" Street-"Yes, but he is on
the straight ticket. Boston Tran
script.
Wife-'T hope you talked plainly to
him" Husband--"I did intend, told
him he was a fool, perfect fooll"
Wife (approvingly)-"Dear John! How
exactly like you!"-Punch.
when you say that thing is well
enough as 1t is what do you mean,
father?" THAT you think it ought to
be improved at once but that you're too
lazy to fix it."-Brooklyn Life
"Why is she so strenuous TO main
tain the proprietary of woman marry
ing a man 90 years older than herself?
One would almost suppose she had
done So" That's just what she wish
es you TO suppose. Puck.
"Well, my friend Jones has been
elected" said the cfilceseeker. Il want
to send him some flowers. What would
you suggest?" "Forget-menots would
be just the thing for you" replied the
wise friend-Philadelphia Ledger.
McQueery-"Hasher comic opera
had its premiere performance last
night, eh! You were there, of course"
Crlttick-"Oh yes" McQueery-"Was
any CT the music new?" Crittick-
"Yes, at one time."-Philadelph
Press.
Mrs. Crisscross-"How do you find
Henry, doctor?" Doctor-"He needs
rousing; | think a mild shock would
help him" Mrs. Crisscross-"That's
easy; I'll tell him | ordered three new
dresses this morning. g."-Chicago Daily
News.
"The mills of the gods grind slowly"
quoted the long-faced man in the black
coat. why don't they put in some
modern machinery" asked the man
from Minneapolis. up our way they
turn out 100000 barrels a day."-Cin-
cinnati Tribune.
Look here," exclaimed the irate
iousekeeper. Don't you know gas
comes out of the furnace you sold me?"
well, what do you expect to come out
Of cheap furnace?" demanded the
stove dealer Electric lights?"--Chi-
cago Daily News.
$50 you have taken your son into the
bank to work his way up from the bot
tom? How is he doing?" "Oh, fairly
we'll He reported for duty twice last
week and hung around for nearly an
hour each time, in spite of the fact
that there was a gclf tournament go
ing on."-Chicago Record-Herald.
Historian-"Boy is this the field up
on which the great battle was fought?"
Native boy-"No, EUR; that be it at
the top of that hill. Historian-"Dear.
dear! That hill must be quite mile
away (Playfully) Why ever didn't
they fight it in this feld?" Boy-'T
suppose because this here Weld belongs
| to Warmer Jonson. He never will lend
his Yields for anything, not even for
L village sports! s!"-Punch.