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The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-12-07
RAILROAD WORLD.

The prominent Southern Railway offi- cials who have been in the Birmingham district for several days will leave this morning about o'clock on a special train for Mississippi, where they will in- spect the Webb division.
 The special train will consist of the cars of c. H. Ackert, general manager; R. A. Dugan. assistant general manager; (. s. McManus, general superintendent; M. M Richey, assistant general superin- tendent; and J S. B. Thompson, general agent of the road at Atlanta. On the trip, besides the above named officials, will be J. N. Scale, superintendent of transporta- tion, who arrived last night; c. P. Adams, superintendent of telegraph; w. M. Duell, assistant superintendent of the Washing ton division; J. J. Cotter, superintendent of the Birmingham division, and J. N. Hawson, master mechanic.
 The first stop of the special will be at Itta Bena, where the Webb division com mences. It runs to Webb. Miss, and has just been practically rebuilts At the same time they will inspect much of the road west of Birmingham.
 J. N. cornatzer. general agent of the passenger oA tht IiiSCo at Memphis, was in the city yesterday. With him came several of the rumors that F. NJ Griffith, travelrg passenger agent with headquarters in Birmingham. and City Passenger Agent Washington were both to receive promotions, the former to go to Memphis and the latter to New Orleans.
 Both MT. Griffith and MT. Washington have done effective work here in their various capacities. and for some time it has been reported that they were to be promoted.
 s. A. seelye. travelling freight agent of the Southern Pacific, at Atlanta, was in the city yesterday
 E. A. de Funiak, general freight agent Of the lines of the Louisville and Nash vile railroad south of Decatur, was in the city yesterday
 The Louisville and Nashville has issued it's 1905 calendar. which gives a complete map of the road in the center. The map
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-12-07

seen by your correspondent. Among those prominently mentioned for mayor are A. A. Griffith, S. P Mcdonald, Judge s. l.. Fuller, late probate judge of Gull man county and others. There will likely be half a dozen or more candidates in the field in a few weeks and the cam paign will open up in earnest about the first of the year.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1904-02-03
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mod unerfldrten itubentif6en Sala.
manber : Reibens finbet ii9 in elmer
Sammlung nSpreu, bon 3antbippus".
Die bisberise, sei9i9tli9 unperbiirgte
Nnnabme, bab Salamanber 1881 aus
nSauft an matchmaker" in Seibel=
berg ~entftanben fei, bat, abseieben BON
Der etbpmolosif9en llnsebeuerli9feit,
in Der Shat nenis fir ii9, tpenr man
an bas feierli9e, lateiniiGe Geremos
MEL bes BEL Gbrungen unb 8egriibun=
gen officien genorbenen Salamanberz
&eibsns bentt. Iu6 lit bieier itubenz
tii4e 8rau9 ni9t 1881 entitanben, er
sebt auf bas nod beute iibli9e, aber
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nit eu6, rpax vobiscum" auriid.
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sriibunssceremonien, far salamaz
lecche". Sn Bologna purben emit
anfommenbe Stubenten auf Der 8urfa
NIT benz altsepobnten 3eiben bes poz
falls begriibt.
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nerbalb bes ftubentii9en Comments
berpOnte) @nflineen NIT ben @lGfern
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cine gang unberi tGnbli6e, balls nGrriz
f9e Site, an Der er ben Sebescp err
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fails sibt bas nod beute in Der italics
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lamanber fon eliiben." !9ier tit Salaz
manber neben 1nbtnen, Splpben unb
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fraft bes 6euers. Sb 3antbippus'
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fort unb fort Der Salamanber ni9t als
robes rSauft ale matchmaker" eeriez
ben perben, ipnbern in Der beute iiblis
diem Weiie uls bD9fte ftubentif9e gb=
renbeaeigung nit benz 8~epubtiein, baB
es fi9 babel urfpriinsli9 UNI ben urs
alien beiligen Sriebenssrub banbelt.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1904-02-03
Sciuea scutId,cr i,uipcrSftatcn.

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finb in benz laufenoen Winter 1851
Stunirsnbe immatrifulirt, eegen 81
813 I'M CONNER uno 1862 i'm ppri>
gen @inter. Sappn ftubiren: 1913
(gegen 1880 unb 1909 III Den beiben
leBten Seusitern) futboliI9e unb 2093
(gegen 2207 unb 2149) epangslii9e
Sbeolosie, 11,259 (segen 1882 unb
11,O36) Surispruben5, 1865 (sesen
6204 unb 635D MebiSin, 1857 (se>
gen 1888 unb $500 YbiIofopbie, Yhi=
lOlogie pber @si9i@te, 5801 (segen
5949 unb 5614) Mutbematif Dber Sec
turpiheni9aften, 1120 (gsgsn 1103
unb 1104 pburma5ie, 1859 (gesen
921 unb $3.50 2anbfpirtbi9aft, 1858
(gegen 953 unb 968) Staats> obsr
Soritpifeni9aft, $50 (segen 592 uno
459) 53abnbeilfunbe, enbli9 156 (se=
gen 169 unb 175) Sbierbeiltunbe. Sm
gin5elnen treffen Stubenten auf: Ser
lin 1903 (gegen 5781 unb 7091),
Bonn 1894 (2491 unb 2214), 8reslau
ITO Q794 unb 1855, Grlangen 982
(937 uno 964), Treiburg 1881 Q962
uno 1910, @ieBen 1O71 QO92 unb
1918, 9Dttingen 1870 Q441 unb
1885,, 9reifspalb 697 (798 unb 7O6),
9aae 1853 Q741 unb 1740), 9eioelz
berg 1859 Q671 unb 1852, Sena
SIG GAL unb $50, &iel 758 QO52
unb 879), &~Oniesbers 925 (948 unb
976), 2eipSig 3772 (36O5 unb 3764),
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Miin9en 1909 1856 unb 4279),
Miiniter 1905 OIL unb 1859, &oz
ftod 519 (520 unb $40, Strabburg
1888 q121 unb 1889, SibingrT
1887 15O6 unb 13O1), @iir5bur1
1888 (segen 1900 unb 1906.
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fir perfaRunsssemGb purbe bas se=
gen Rabrunssmittelfdlidune seri9s
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ldut Der neutrality-suspicious. gntz
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aaffee in Guatemala, Der fpGter na9
Hep Yort sebra9t purbe. Die Gnts
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9eorse $. @robman &c Brother in
Nep gort aesen Sbeobors q. 2urman,
einen &aufmann, fpel6er einen Com
trait iiber bic 2ieferuns bon &affee eli
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ieBten Preiie absef9IoRsn bate. Dis
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es ii9 beraus, bab er Der @bma9uns
beSiigli9 Der &laHe entfpra9, bab er
aber sefdrbt mar. 2urman madte
seltenb, bab Der Sdrbeproaeb elmer
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panb on unb entf9ieben, bab bic 2ie>
ferung benz gontraft ni9t entfpre9e.
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gnti4eibuns bes Hetp Yorfer Ober>
aeridtess
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1904-02-03
SoeaIes Sagoretier.

Ses 9dufi9en bort man ben Srt
Rominten in Sitpreuben, bas 2ieb<
linssrepier bes beutf6en &oifers fir
bic Pirf9jasb auf 9irf9e, nennen.
4ominten lit elm ibeales Sugbrepier.
IS entbdlt fat bur9peg gemii9ten
9olabeitanb, nit pielen @albtpieien,
unb lit in ieinem 9uupttbeil fart berz
gig unb bon Der forelIenrei9en Rominte
bur45Ogen. Sus gan5e &ebier lit einz
sesGunt, bic JOritereien iinb telepboz
mild nit Der SberfOriterei neben benz
Saebi9lpB perbunben. Sober SDritcr
mub iiber ben 8eitanb feines 8e5irfs
genau Bud fiibren unb ben @ebfel
zines jeben ftarten !6irf6es fennen.
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ftebt, perben bic piiri9fteige in Orb
nuns gebra9t, iebes Stein9en, iebes
trpdene Ieftlein, bas unter benz Sritt
bes SGgers fra9en fDnnte, rpirb ent=
fernt. &ings um bic 8albpieien, auf
benen bas Wilb austritt, fibrt elm be-
querner Pfab. In geeieneten Stenen
finb @9ieBftGnbe uneebrodt, aus benen
bic 8ii9ie bic ganae WalbblDbe beitreiz
diem fann. @enn man Subem mod
peib, OH fpel9en Steuen bic beften
9irf9e fteben, bann lit es ni9t f9per,
an einem Sage brei, bier Stiif Dilb
nit bpber @n6enaabl Al erleoen.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1904-02-03
= aus Der S9ule. 2ebrer:

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uStrsi9initrumente iinb gum 8eifpiel
bic 9eige, Der 8aB, bas Ge1p. Wer
peib pieuei4t nod einsg" 5rib9en:
Ser Pinfel."
-8erGnberte Situation.
g.: vWie, Der Sanitdtsratb bat Sbner
pas 8ier perboten ih babe i'm bod
pessn bes slei9en 2eibens i9on bor
10 sSabren confultirt. unb mir bat er
bamal3 bas Bier erlaubt2" = g.:
rOamals mar er sben mod tein geiu9=
ter @rat, ba mubte e. feline 9atientex
anbers bebanbeln!"
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1904-02-03
~Efiruretd1rr numnr.

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Nod auf feinen apeiten 8ranobrief
Gelb gefdidt9"-mDenten sic ii4: Der
serTdmibte 8ruber Stubio bate auf
bas &oupsrt sefarieben: .9itte fort
au tlineeln-MbreFat bort f9per!'
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1904-02-03
...Gtwds Ueues...

Mir baben beibloien, gle pel6e finitlides
Gas 9ebrauten, NIT Soraus5abllngss Netern
81 perieben, obne Elm SepOitt III perlangen.
gSir ftelen Die 8erbinoun9 nit Der 9aupt.
2~eitun9srobre Der, ebenio ieten mir einen Nes
ter arf uno liefern oas @as fiir eiten Dollar
per Sauieno. Die .einSise 8ere6nung bic mir
MAIDEN, lit fdr Die electromagnetic pom Der
@runoeigentbunns : 9rense bis sur Gtele beg
@eters. SSir 9arantiren, bab b~ieielben gu
s-ieoenbeit seben.
Sir 3dberes iprebe man in Der Office Dor.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1904-02-03

Die parifer a l.
poltaei bei9dftisten in Der 53eit
bonn l. December 1902 big 1. Sesemz
Der 1903 i'm 9anSen 7O,699 6Gne,
ourunter 5000 perbre9srif6e anSriff:
uno Is Mprbe, reipettipe Mprbper>
iude.
ueber bic Il q Of Der
unterfdlagungen bat Die Ser. Staa=
ten=Hegierung cine Statiitif aufgeitent.
Sana4 mar BON 4152 5Glen bas
@lidsfpiel fir 1912 in eriter 2inie,
uno Die @rtrabugan5 Der 6rauen III
1875 GGllen hQuptfG6lih bic Shulb.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1904-02-03
$turke Giuhtlnuuu.

rWarum lit benin Der 9ei9Gftsbiez
ner Sobann felt neuefter 3eit 10 bo9z
nafig9"-rSem fino feline Chefs felt
5tpei Monaten bus 9ebalt f9ulbis,
unb ba bilbet er fi9 iebt Elm, bab er an
benz unternebmen finaH5iea betbeilist
.QtH
The Independent., 1904-03-22
Ths. Federal Jury.

The following have been summon
ed to appear as jurors in the Federal
court on April l8: Joel X Kahino,
# Q Atherton, Harry Il Maciarlane,
Jr, John Coffee, r G A Peterson,
Samuel NJ KamakAu, WIN Wagner,
Fl w Lake, j A Fenger, Henry P
Roth, Fred w Grmwood, Robert b
French, Ernest A r Ross, j f Col
burn, 9 S Holloway, VIM W Kirk
land, Paul Muhlendori, all OF Homo
lulu; NJ b johnson, Waipahus T S
Kay, KohAla; Thos Clark. Wailuku
Matt Mccain, Lahaiua; John f
Anderson, Waialua; A B Kennedy,
Aiea,
The Independent., 1904-03-22
LEe1sJATuRE is CALLED.
Will Meet Ia Special Session On
Wednesday, April @.

There is to be q special session OF
the Legislature. II will convene on
the morning Of April 6 and will be
expected TO 6uish business within
thirty days. The object of the ses
sion will be the adjustment Of fioau-
cial tangles,spd it is believed by the
Governor.that work can be coufiu
strictly to the object for which the
session is called.
Governor Carter reached the con.
clusion TO call the Legislature in
special session after consulting at
length with the various business in-
terests OF the country and members
of the Legislature. 1t seemed to be
9 majority opinion that in no other
way could the situation be improved
so last night the Executive signed d
bis proclamation as above stated
Governor Carter's proclamation ia
as follows:
|, George r Garter, Governor ol
the Territory OF Hawaii, by virtue
OF the authority in me vested by
law, hereby convene the Legislature
10 Special Session on Wednesday
the Sixth Day OF April, A D Nine
teen Hundred aud Four, for the
consideration OF such financial meas
uves as may be brought before it.
In Testimony, Whereof, l have
hereunto set my hand and caus
ed the seal of the Territory o.
Hawaii to be affixed.
tSean Done at the Capitol in Ho
polulu this Twenty-frst day
OF March, A d 1904.
CIR. CARTER.
By the Governor;
A. L. @. ATKINSON,
Secretary OF Hawaii.
The Independent., 1904-03-22
Eox RENT OR LEASE

Six -Roomed Cottage on King 81.
next door to Sanitarium, Kewalo.
Artesian water laid. Outhouses 10
the rear.
For terms. apply to him personal
ly at the III waiian Hardware Cos
store,
ABRAHAM FERNANDEZ.
The Independent., 1904-03-22

Colonel Sam Parker left by the
Kiusu today for his country home
at Mana, Hawaii. After a visit Of 8
few days to his two daughters he
will return to Honolulu.
The Independent., 1904-03-22

The engagement OF Miss Lillian
Bacon and Lieutenant W W X
Hamilton has been snnouncsd.
The Independent., 1904-03-22

I A Proctor, agent for Wells,
Fargo Express Company, will leave
by the Alameda tomorrow to return
with two teams for express delivery
purposes in Honolulu.
The Independent., 1904-03-22

E r Stsckable will be appointed
to succeed himself as collector OF
customs at Honolulu,
The Independent., 1904-03-22

Judge Kahaulelio OF Lahaina, who
has been in the city feeling for his
reappointment, as his term of office
will soon expire within few
months, returned in the Kinau to.
day.
The Independent., 1904-03-22

The French ship Arnieres arrived
in port late yesterday from Cardiff
with coal for the naval station.
The Independent., 1904-03-22

The Honolulu Engineering AS
sociation enjoyed themselves aud
royalty entertained their friends al
Progress hall last evening".
The Independent., 1904-03-22

at George Kennsn and f w Unger,
both writer's OF note, are enroute to
the Orient on the transport Buford,
The Independent., 1904-03-22

al nm LEASEHOLD ON BERE.
XR,Uvu tania street, so years
turn Present net income 100 pE
month, Apply to,
WILLIAMSAVIDGE 81 90
206 AAvchant Stv
The Independent., 1904-03-22
LOCAL AND GENERAL NEW 8.

AT yesterday afternoons confer
enoe between the Governor and le-
Rislaiors, the latter we're unanimous
for a special session.
The Independent., 1904-03-22

W0tslu, a Japanese hotel keeper
in Aala iane, was stabbed 10 the
back twice last night by one Of his
employ es aud is now in the ho,pi-
tai.
The Independent., 1904-03-22

The yacht Lurline will sail on
Wednesday for Kauai and will then
leave for Samoa
The Independent., 1904-03-22

Governor Carter held conference
yesterday afternoon with all OF the
available members OF the Legisla-
ture in regard to the financial situ-
alton aud the wisdom of special
session.
The Independent., 1904-03-22

Nine young burglars OF various
nstionalities were arrested by the
police in Msgoonville last night.
Five OF them we're given two years
each this morning.
The Independent., 1904-03-22

The dance at the Young hotel last
evening kept up until / IN,
The Independent., 1904-03-22

The American ship Marion Chill
colt arrived yesterday from San
Francisco with full cargo OF fuel
oil, She was % days down.
The Independent., 1904-03-22

The Scottish concert by Miss
Donaldson and Mr. Spence at the
Hawaii Opera house last evening
was largely attended aud was sue.
cess in every way.
The Independent., 1904-03-22

Attorney W L Rswlins will not
leave to attend the Circuit Court
now in term session at Wsiluku,
Deputy Fleming having besn sent
instead.
The Independent., 1904-03-22

The demurrsrs in the voucher
cases will come up in Judge Robin
! sons court next Monday for argu
I ment.
The Independent., 1904-03-22

There were several swell dinner
parties at the Royal Hawaiian hotel
last evening. One was by Commodore
Sinclair to Col Sam Parker and wife,
Col and Mrs Mscfarlane, Prince
David Kswananakoa, @ w Mscfar-
lane and wife aud about thirty
Othsrs.
The Independent., 1904-03-22

Marines from the transport Buford
had drill in Richard street this
morning.
The Independent., 1904-03-22

ToniRht's concert by the banc
will be at the Palsma depot.
The Independent., 1904-03-22

Colin Campbell, Attorney al Law
$40 Kaahumanu street.
The Independent., 1904-03-22
LOCAL AND GENERAL NEWS.

The lssErENDENT o0 cents per
month.
The Independent., 1904-03-22

1t is rumored that Principal @ B
Dykes term at the Ksushamehs
Boys School expired last month aud
that he has applied for reappoiut-
meut. Here's chance for Others
TO apply for the place.
The Independent., 1904-03-22

mrs A L Lyon, OF Anapuni street
had dinner at the usual hour on st
Patrick's day, the usual members OF
the family being present on the CO.
casion.
The Independent., 1904-03-22

March IL was great day for the
sons OF Erin in Honolulu. The re-
naming days OF the year will be
great ones for those calling at the
Shamrock, Nuunnu street between
Hotel aud King, for drink OF frat
class "good cheer" y
The Independent., 1904-03-22

Among those who left by the XII
nau at noon today we're noticed Col
s Parker, Miss Cummings, E P Low,
r 81 Hind, w Fl Shipman, W @
Sprouli, Rev o H Gulicb, Judge
Kahaulelio,W S Fleming and others.
The Independent., 1904-03-22

Auditor Fisher and his staff had
the each 10 the Treasury counted
Saturday afternoon, keeping the
employees in from noon to in the
afternoon.
The Independent., 1904-03-22

The Alameda will get away at . a
m sharp tomorrow morning for San
Francisco. Every berth in her has
lbeen taken by either tourists or
residents.
The Independent., 1904-03-22

The Hawaiian Hardware Company
has appointed t F Lansing to be
manager OF its bnsiness at salary
of $500 o month. 1t is not unliEely
that the store OF the concern will be
closed out.
The Independent., 1904-03-22

At yesterday afternoons confer
enoe between the Governor and le-
gislaiors, the latter we're unanimous
for special session.
Watslu, Japanese hotel keeper
in Aala lane, was stabbed 10 the
back twice last night by one Of his
employ 90 aud is now in the ho,pi
tai.
Attorney W L Rswlns will not
leave to attend the Circuit Court
now in term session at Waikiki.
Deputy Fleming having been sent
instead.
The Scottish concert by Miss
Donaldson and Mr. Spence at the
Hawaii Opera house last evening
was largely attended aud was a sue
cess in every way.
Nine young burglars OF various
nstionalites were arrested by the
police in Msgoonvile last night
Five OF them we're given two years
each this morning
T A Proctor, agent for Wells,
Fargo Express Company, will leave
by the Alameda tomorrow to return
with two teams for express delivery
purposes in Honolulu.
Colonel Sam Parker left by the
Kiusu today for his country home
at Mana, Hawaii. After visit OF q
few days to his two daughters he
will return to Honolulu.
Judge Kahaulelio OF Lahaina, who
has been in the city feeling for his
reappointment, as his term OF office
will soon expire within few
months. returned in the Kinau to-
day.
Governor Carter held conference
yesterday afternoon with all OF the
available members OF the Legisla.
ture in regard to the financial situ-
alton aud the wisdom of o special
session.
Among those who left by the XII
nau at noon today we're noticed Col
s Parker, Miss Cummings, E P Low,
r 81 Hind, w Fl Shipman, W G
Sprouli, Rev o II Gulicb, Judge
Kahaulelio,W S Fleming and others
1t is rumored that Principal @ 3
Dykes term at the Kauehamehs
Boys School expired last month aud
that he has applied for reappoint-
ment. Here's a chance for Others
to apply for the place.
There were several swell dinner
parties at the Royal Hawaiian hotel
last evening. One was by Commodore
Sinclair to Col Sam Parker and wife.
Col and Mrs Mscfarlsne, Prince
David Kswananskoa, O w Mscfar'
lane and wife aud about thirty
others.
March IL was great day for the
sons OF Erin in Honolulu. The re-
naming days OF the year will be
great ones for those calling at the
Shamrock, Nuunnu street between
Hotel aud King, for drink OF firs,
class good cheer"
The. Federal Jury.
The following have been summon
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1904-09-19
The Alphabet of success


Attend careful ly to details.
Be prompt in all things.
Consider well, then decide positively.
Dare to do right, fl ar to do wrong
Endure trials patiently.
Fight LIES battle bravely.
Go not into the society of the vicious.
Hold integrity sacred
II iure not another's reputation.
Join hands only with the virtuous.
Keep your mind free from evil thoughts
Lie not for any consideration
Make few special acquaintance.
Never try to appear what you are not.
Observe good manners.
Pay your deb's promptly.
Question not the veracity of friend.
Respect the counsel of your parents.
Sacrifice money rather than principle.
Touch not, taste not, handle not, intoxicat-
ing drinks.
Use your leisure for improvement.
Venture not upon the threshold of wrong.
Watch carefully over your passions.
Extend to every one kindly greeting.
Yield NIT to discouragement.
jealousy labor for the right and success is
certain.-Lddies' Home Journal.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1904-09-19
Wanted 1t to Come Gradually.

One evening recently a well knOwL
writer received a check from a maya.
zine which was a good deal larger than
he had anticipated. The occurrence
seemed worthy of a celebration; so, il
company with a young artist, who haC
sometimes shared his dinner on a less
prosperous occasion, he sought a res
taurant noted for its expensive menu
With a luxurious shrug and with in.
difference to the cares of the world, he
ordered an elaborate repast. His com
panion being of the sex especially
thrifty when dealing with household
matters, begged him to be cautious
No, indeed, for that night he was
Prince Bountiful.
At length it came time, as 1t always
does with things both good and evil
for the reckoning.
Waiter" drawled the host, 'brins
me my check. And, waiter, bring ii
very gradually. New York Tribune
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1904-09-19
The Death of Courtesy.

Courtesy lay dead.
On either side of her mangled form
lay her sisters, Calamity and Chlval
~.
The fatal wounds in the breasts OF
each Were so similar that there could
be no doubt that they had all been
made BY the same weapon, welded by
the same ruthless hand.
Above them stood and wept their
tottering parents, themselves Ill unto
death with the infrmities of old age.
Respect and veneration.
When Coroner Observation arose
from a careful inspection of the three
dead forms he brushed the soil from
his knees and said TO Policeman
Shame who stood close by:
MAKE no delay in arresting the
Modern Street Car on suspicion. Ii
is my firm belief that he is guilty OF
all three of these cold blooded muir
ders."-Baltimore American.