Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-05-21
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Emeline-Sara and | can hardly I'M
derstand each other over the telephone.
Edgar-Well. talk one mt time.
know him: should say so. We
arc MISUNDERSTANDING" "Eh?" our
wives We're divorced from the same
man. Elk.
she told me that might hope"
Better look out, I've known girls to
say that when they intended TO accept
Il chap. Puck
smith has lost his job. and I'm
huStling To get him another" You
are. Yes. owe him ten dollars.
ana I'm afraid he'll be needing it,
Puck
Stranger Seems to me this crowd
ed street is Il queer place for hospi-
tai Native-Well, don't know. Two
trolley lines meet herc.-New York
Weekly
How did you get your black eye,
Sambo:" Well. boss. yer see | was
out a-lookin' fer trouble, and dis ere
eye was de fust to find it."-Y onkers
Statesman.
Philanthropist Why did You change
the title of The Ladies' Home" To
"old Ladies' Home? Mrs. nu Goods
1t was becoming too crowded New
York Weekly.
Parker We've moved again. Barker
You have? Parker Yes; the chill
dren were so noisy that we couldn't
stand what the neighhorS said about
them detroit Free Press.
Young LADY, can always tell your
work the instant see It. Magazine
artist Ihelghtedl~-Ca you, really?
Young lady Easily. The women all
look alike.-New York Weekly.
Woman is naturally Of clinglng
nature" observed he. YES" rejoined
his Wife, hut she isn't to be compar.
cd with man when ii comes TO hold
Ing on to a 81 hill"-New Yorker
sam Shnbone-Tse thinkn' oh
marrying dat youngest Jackson gal.
Nose johnson Don't do it, niger
don't do it, Why dat gal never KEEP
II job for over two weeks in her life,-
TX.
Bring me some coffee" said Mr..
Nurox, as he finished his dessert.
"pcmi-tasseT' inquired the waiter.
Sure If that's the best you got. ana
say. bring one O thcm little pots fui
Of II. '-Phladelphia Press.
"You are always more OF less skep-
tical about what you see In print"
Yes, answered the man who has his
own IDEAS about things Truth may
he al the bottom Of well. but ii isn't
nh ink well" Washington Star.
Husband (of popular author 20
YOU mean to tell me, doctor that my
Wife is insane? Doctor No. not 20
had ms that but she is hopelessly fool
lSh Husband Well, that's relief
/ was afraid her usefulness as writer
was impaired Life,
\ prison visitor recently asked one
Of the prisoners how he came 10 he
there Want was the answer
How was that pray" "Well, want
I'd another mans watch, He wasn't
willing | should have it, aud the Judge
wants me 10 stay here five years -
Tit Bits
Footintt (energetically helping at
bazaar Won't you put in for rattle
for this cushion? Vistor-Oh. no.
thanks. FOotinitt-Of course, It's
rather useless and gaudy. and 50 forth;
aud personally ! think the designs
rotten. But do put in for 1t! Visitor
No. thanks! | made it.-Punch.
Little Willie who is II Philadelphia
boy. had been watching n dog chasing
his tail for three minutes Papa" he
asked. what kind Of dog is that:'
That" said the father lis watch
dog" Willie was silent moment.
We'll" he finally said, from the time
he takes 10 wind himself mp I guess
lie must be Waterbury watch dog"
Philadelphia Ledger.
When the rreckied g1rl TOOK scar
directly across the car from the bright
child the others were oppressed with
forebodlngs But they had not long
complexion with pattern In It." ex-
claimed the bright child. almost at
once. Iercupon the others breathcd
more freely, for It was likely that the
worst was over Detroit Journal.
Mrs. Househuntcr This house does
not seem 10 he very substantially built.
Even the floor shakes when we walk
ON It, Agcnt-But, madam, this floor
is-cr-thc very latest thing In spring
dancing floors. All the newest houses
nav" them. Mrs HOnschuntcr-And
the stairs creak terribly, Agent-Oh.
We don't make any extra charge for
those patent burglar-alarm stairs,
News.
Dlck Say-seen letter OF mine
lying around, gray envelope? Sweep
tstops making the bedl--Do you mean
Il letter starting of. Dearest Diekie."
ana asking you 30 come down ana
spend Sunday, and telling you how
lonely she has been all the week. and
ending mp Your own little Gladys?