The Minneapolis journal., 1904-12-23
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you go against that social toasted cheese by
IL night and dream you appointed medical mission
ary cannba island and just being served up
to the king baldheaded salad, when you awoke and
found it all dream? ~ ... .
Dear DID, merry, careless Christmas and father robbed
again.
Don't give your 4a practical banker string of blue
beads.
We would like blueeyed blond doll that squeaks and
check for $4,000.
does father know, if they make smoke, whether
they cost 2 for or 2 for 257 Watch his face!
M@
c. T. Beckwith old man, and he admits that his
tate was worth 100000 at the Cassie Chadwick ap
preached him with her scheme to have him take full charge
Of her financial affairs at salary Of He had enough
and he had ducked when Cassie appeared and fish
ing he would have good supply Of peace Of mind in
stead Of appearing before the entire country in the light of
bad oyster. Brethren, let not be too
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Dec 21 was shortest day in the year. Notice how
much easier it is to get up in the morning now9
It makes stir when the Japanese lose 10000 in
taking hill outside Of Port Arthur Yet what the health
professors tell true about 10000 tight laced
to death every year and we do not notice it.
M>
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an old fellow Peter Walkrk living somewhere along
The right Of way, who bald that he tagged the train
Mr. Wal not having learned from the experience Of 9th
ers attempted catch little repose the railroad track
The engineer watching ahead when the glare Of his head
light suddenly picked something white and gistening
the ahead 1t gsened and sone and the engineer
fascinated reversed his engine and brought the train to
sandst ten yards from the shining patch Of white Then
be out to investigate and found the bald head Of Peter
Wakirk looming up like beacon. He still asleep. In
stead of waiting for Mr. Wak to finish his nap, the train
brualy awoke him. Mr.. Wakirk's denuded dome
tainly saved his life And yet there people who will
squander their all a. hair restorer.
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A man who refused to take the Butte (S d. Tribune
struck that town the other day from the suburbs and tried
his watch by the front Of the ewery store The
editor Of the Tribune him.
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When the poet Longfellow done into book many
years ago. the bographer sent Richard Hen1y Stoddard
copy Mr. Stoddard spent two hours the work and
found altogether his liking Reaching the last page
turned back the flea drew pencil from his pocket
and without pause wrote below the inscription
Lives Of great men all inform us,
That, when safely dead,
Liars large, immense enormous,
Will write things never said.
It will pay any literary to be the chauer Of his
autobiography In that he ride the facts
have to blame but himself.
who had his taken from the church books
told the pastor that he hated do it, but that could
the Lord when he had four to milk fly time
The who tries throw out his ashes in the face of
brisk nohery wind meets the difficulty keeping his
language from with the exact facts they
testimony Let back of the gale throw
the ashes and the wind will box the compass the
space of about half seconds and the air will be full
dust and ashes defeated alderman election night But
we must all do the best A. J. R.