The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1904-11-10
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ne, sAA stkfa the slrtGg school iesct
er, IL az usa CHARGE 10 sst ahead d
him, IegLd b. blight boy.
Tho yotsTs here say you have done At
so'utcly hotLitz darirg Jour present tern
Good, Entstrtd : nAlog sorghum, ths, IA
much beiter lhAb TO have them difcus,lrg
what really did.
--PapA-i Juf mother tells me ytu
haven I been very good boy to-day, John.
ny. JohABy Between Us, ps, Think she q
little pr idieed sgtlnst ne. |: was only
The other day The told Aunt kate ! was
lati Ike yop.
Old Gentleman What has been tie
cause Of your dowbisllf Tnmp-well,
yer SCI, used TO be a music teacher bot
I've bio out Nv work ever aimee dey hGd
desc here automatic plauntr-pIsyers.
Policeman What makes you thibk this
dog was stolen from lady Detective
Be- iuse | walked down WOODWARD avenue
with H. ard |, stepped In iron, Of all the
store widows.
I'm firsd, said the young doctor, I've
Got big enough practice to keep me In
easy circumstances for lite. Blu. supptse
you should lose hall your patientsi I'D
jasI double my bills on the others.
Why don't you.tel that yellow dog
Mlstub, said Etas,us pinkley, dat PROPOSE.
tlon Ia CT insult to my friends. II knew
any body foolish enough TO buy ds, dog !
wouldn't associate VIII him.
Mrs. Blnks--I mus, get thermometer.
] 3hu likes to see what II registers eyny|
Mrs. Jinks-This is q good tine
to get one, dear They're much lower THIN
they were three months ago.
--Egotism Ethel-Gladys 10 terrible tel.
II n sad eoncel,ed, Eiythe-- Il she: Yes.
Every time start 10 tell her all about n
ne. fall gowns she interrupts me to ia
about the tallor.made suit and the opel
cloak she's hsylog made.
Sof1'y--It seems rsther strange that
you should be so down on your best frieI d |
rs You appear to be, timply btcause lie
took your part. s.ruite.-l'm an actor,
slr, an wanted that part for myfoli.
Ill you are not careful, said the nan
with tbs take care young man habit, you'll
hsve breach CT proui;e case on your
hand. Wei, II that comes true, replied
he young fellow, Il will he the frs, case
70 come my way siuco graduated from
he law school.
The cut you printed to day with ny
lsne attached doesL't lsok BIT like me,
the Indignant caller. That.
'trArge, commented the country editor.
r. been used dczsns Of times, and you're
he hrst one to kick.
The story Is told Of a Rochester lady,
&c sptionslly corpulent, who to provide
~ her comfort cent MESSENGER boy TO-
20 two seats Instead Of one at the Lyceum
theatre 10 that city. She WAS ql.o indig.
snt when The boy returned with one scat
b the orchestra circle and ole seat In the
tlcony.
--Nisitor-Thst yourg fellow tcsmld o
O to be rather fresh for an employee He
,mtd 10 think be knows more about the
usiness than, ytu. Merchsnt-0b, yes,
/, knows more about everything than 90,
4t la qallc natural. VisIior--indeeo
lefehan,--Yes he's my son.
Mine Ia a fashionable congregation,
hlspered the yourg minister AZ they en- ,
hred the pulpit, and hope you will not
&c aDy--er--vulgsr or plebeian terms to-
sy, I'll try not TO, replied the old-fssh
med preacher humbly. And, turning to
be sssemblage, he stated, my friends, VT
~ hegia fervlces by nrglng, i love to
nb,xzle awhile AWAY 9
--PaterfamilIss has come, soft thod, iato
be paflor and had found matters much ~
{ might expected con,ideriug that Reggie
,fGslrsIt ard the daughter Of the houfe
'cre there alone and that be had snesked
!. All erol,imtd the father, aud his II.
ARK WAS sifguiArly well chosen. III
az oaly f,h,arrog new recitation bad
Ist learned, stsumered Reggie. - tup.
ofe, said patcIfamilas, but the thing !
blteied to IVES your peculiar method Of
holding your audience
Editorial Lineup 10 Ytmps; The
real city pspsrs thltk they are smart 10
s,ipg a large 81 n, aud, although we have
., Published ouis before, We shall do 30 Y
take tome Of the conc.It cut q the cit,
rethrer. The editorial 81 4 Of The Lea drl
composed Of Managing editor, V. s. VII
~; eisy editor, VIC Wilson news editor,
. Wilson, editorial writer, Hon. Mr.. VII
o. exchange editor, Wilson; pramsr,
q tame Wilson; fortman, more a. lhs
me n sar devil nirirre fstla ssr.I