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The sun., 1904-08-28
German Emperor's Sausage Maker.
From .Strau .Siorica.


Feeding the German Emperor is no light
task Despite all that is said about the Kai-
ser's Spartan habits. there are few monarchs
who keep more elaborate tables.
He has no less than four chefs-Schlied-
enstucker, a German: Harding, an English
man; an Italian and Frenchman-so that he
can have his meals for the day served in the
fancy.
Each Of these chefs has his staff Of assist
ants; while. in addition. there is an indi-
vidual who may safely be described as -sau-
sage maker to the Kaiser.
His Majesty is very fond Of the huge white
made fresh every day in his own kitchen.
When engaged in manBuvring his army on
a big field day these frankfurters and bread
washed down with lager beer invariably
form the Kaiser's lunch
In addition to all these cooks there Ia a
oP The prnces % e and The prime prineess, who are not
allowed to partake OF the rich dishes the
elder members OF the family indulge in
The sun., 1904-08-28
Question OF Nationality Quickly Settled.
From the Taller.

when Camille di Righini. the charming
child OF Nine. Ella Russell, was born. his
parents were In great doubt as to his nation
alty, for he was born two days out from
New York on the Koenigin Luise. under the
his father, the Count di Righini a pure Italian
On her fathers side Nine. Ella Russell's
grandfather was Irish and her grandmother
Scotch, whereas her maternal grandfather
was Welsh and her maternal grandmother
Austrian. To add to these complications
Camillo.s birth was registesreds DAG according tS
to b Cherbourg, France. What was the
nationality Of this little Italian American
Austrian lnfant' This profound problem for
a long time perplexed all Nine. Russell's
friends and acquaintances. until the singer
at last had the good fortune to consult Mr.
T. p. O'Connor, who, without a moments
hesitation. pronounced the verdict:
Why. av coorse. he's a son Of ould Ore
The sun., 1904-08-28
FLusH1Ho. L. L
Jast Q Boy's Dog.

Just BoyS Dog.
No stree, that dog won't bite.
Not q bit o. dangori
What his breedf Shore don't know:
Jest q boys dog" stranger.
No st. BernArd-yet last year.
Time the snow was deepest.
Dragged little shaver home
Where the hill was steepest.
Amt bulldog. but you bet
.Twouldnt do 70 soon him.
Fastened on . tramp ono time
Couldnt pry him on him.
Not pointer-jest tho same.
When is an y over.
Amt better crttter round
StArtin' up the ploveT.
Sell himr Say. there amt his peice'
Not In all the uationi
Jest . boys dog: that's hisbSeed-
Finest In creation.
McLANpyu1M WnSoN.
The sun., 1904-08-28
A PhantasmAeorta. .


An night a sl<y-h elephant
Sat roosting on my bed.
That Is TO say ali Of the night
Between the hour ofSA.M.
And when the pink sun rose
To paint It's giones on the dawn.
And when the morning came
The huge, ccrulean brute WAS gone
But oh. my head
II felt as II the innnite
Could not circumference Il,
And when looked upon the hat
That had worn the night before.
wondered much II human head
Could be 50 small
That It should md fitness there
Betimes. friend came In
To ask me TO the ma,in meal with him,
And 70 his sympathizing car
whispered what night
OF blue and elephantine woo
Had compasscd me about.
He listened kindly. rang the teli
And said needed something suG
To spiint my nerves.
shuddered at the thought
or splints upon the raw.
And told hi m DER again
About my awful head
And OF the sky blue elephant.
"You say the elephant has gone!- be asked.
"It has: but oh. my headi ! cried.
And clasped It In my trembling hands.
where has II gomez" he asked.
Il only know that II has gone. cried.
81 know he laughed. ITS In your head:
That's why It bulges 80
And feels so overdzed.-
The bellboy came
with glasses and jug.
looked and shuddered at the sight.
"Oh that's all hight"
My blithe and breezy friend broke In:
The huge amphibian within your brain
is sore In need Of something wet
Ny friend was tight.
WILLIAM J. iAATYroa
The sun., 1904-08-28
Da Greata stronSa Man.

From the Catholic Standard and 7snss.
You oughta see my Uncl' Joo
Wann he ees gotta mad.
He ees da strongest man know
wann SOM one treat hcem bad.
Hecs eye Get flash like blAxin' coal,
An wann he ope hees mout
He grovla like you tink hoes soul
Ees turna eenside out.
He ecsa get SO strouga den
An swell 50 big an fat.
II gon' TO taxa seexA men
For justa hold hees hat.
You oughta see my Uncl' Joel
Het what you cali surprise.
Las night big Irish punch heemO
Ect close up bot hees eyoo.
oh! my! he eesa lookA bad:
Mus be ecs som I Ing wru04,
Bsycause wann Uncl' Joe 60 nd
He always been 50 strong.
Iguess dees Irsh hoet his blow
So Quicka an so rough
He no give time 70 Uncl' Joe.
For getts mad enough.
The sun., 1904-08-28
Why He stayed at Home.

TTUW tWt I UUFW VUNtPuWtUW.
Mrs. Granger looked at her suburbsn
neighbor and decided that a person with
such a becoming hat must be in state Of
vanity to need chastening OF spirit.
devoted to the new club?" she said, In soft
tone fraught with tender sympathy. Mr..
Granger. of course, likes the club. and We
20 sometimes. but he'd just as soon sit quietly
at home with me. evening after evening"
Its lovely for you," sal Mrs. Joyce. and
and guileless; but then, you know, the two
men have always been different ever since
they were boys together. Mr. Joyce al
ways wants a good deal Of pleasure and en-
tertainment. whereas Mr.. Granger has neyer
cared for anything Of tho Sort.
The sun., 1904-08-28
Opalized Shark In New South Wales.
Frorn Hho oubsys's .Tonrpoy

Since they were first discovered the famous
opal fields at White Cliffs. New South Wales.
have yielded many curious fossils. particu-
larly those OF prehistoric marine life
But the latest discovery is q most extraor-
binary one, and will prove Of the deepest
interest to the scientific world 1t is that OF
a fossilized. or rather opalized. member Of
the shark family. which was found on Block
No. 0, at a depth OF IS feet from. the surface.
The Sydney press states that the specimen
measures 8 feet o inches from the snout to
the tip Of the. tail. The body, is in seven
sections, the circumference of the largest OF
which tthe head and shoulder portion) lie IS
inches: each section is 9 inches In lenRth
The deeply indented eye sockets show very
circle the fish from tip to tip At the mouth
these veins make an oblonR and clearly de-
eeasionoily casio ally broken, No particnlars as as ot3 to
weight are given. but as the fossil has been
sent to London these and other matters Of
interest will soon be determined.
The sun., 1904-08-28
poErRY or rHs PsRIoD. !.

Ode to the RaswssA. the American yIswsr.
From the farmers quiet cottage.
From the rich mans country scat
From the boggars humble attic.
From the mlionaire's retreat,
From the once and the Workshop.
From the factory and street,
The same old sound Is rising 70 the sky.
From the early dawn Of morning till tho coming
Of the night
We hear the chorus ringing far and nigh.
Tis the sound of myriad sneczes. "Ka.choo' Isshu,
Who O. or
For the ragweed Is In blossom. and It's
feet h,rAl
In spite OF smoke dimmed goggles
In spite Of orangcade,
In spite OF mental science.
Spite OF staying In tho shade,
In spite Of all the physic
In spite OF dollars paid.
The voleys echo loudly down the line.
There's melancholy comfort in this thousht-it's
The blllionaire must have /. s.mo asI;
He must sneeze his share OF sneezes. "Ks choo.
Isshu. Who o-on-
For the ragweed is In blossom. and It's
hight
Through the dust OF country village
Through the smoke of city street.
Through the haEo of marshy meadow.
Through the pollen tainted heat.
Through the depths OF countless kcrchiefs.
Through the folds OF countless sheets.
The subdued explosions reach our tired ears
But let US ali take courage-twi only last TIL frost,
And VIC couldn't stop tho sneezing should VIC try:
So yell 1t out TO heaven. boys, "Ka choo. lSSHU,
VIII O-O-OFFi"
For tho raCweed Is In blossom. and It's
highi
PIusHrNo L. L r. A. Il.
The sun., 1904-08-28
An August Anticipation.
From the Wdshnoson .Sdy.

From the Warrington Sdr.
Jes' TO see II once again
Frost upon de window pane:
Jes' to hear de wind say who -o-ofs
When It's s'archin' down dc flue:
Jes' 10 sec de ol' log hre
Flickerin' an a-nsmin' higher:
Jes' 70 see de orchard look
Like a picture In book
or a weddin' cake whose crust
Is made out o. diamond dust
Jes' TO get outside an keep
Breathin' fresh air good an desp:
Jes' TO see dat rabbit track
Trailin' roun' de fodder stack
Kind o. reckon dat1l be
Chris mas gif' enough fob me.
The sun., 1904-08-28
Fate Of Elder who Toted a Gan.

HuntsrAe eorrsspondenes Atlanta Journal.
r. A. Gurley. an elder Of the Christian Church.
has been indicted on q charge Of carrying . con-
called pistol and s In jan.
The sun., 1904-08-28
THE NATIONAL Founded BY
CONSERVATORY ThuTber:
OF nUSlc OF special % Ia act q
AMERICA ,s E. i7tS S.. ny

The 10th Scholastic Year begins Sept. ist
ARTISTIC FACULrY-Rafael Joseny, Ades0
Marguiles. Leopold Lichtenberg. Eugene Dufnche.
Leo Schulz. Henry T. Finck, Max Spcker. Charles
Hcinroth and others. Address Secretary. ~
The sun., 1904-08-28

I. ls . man now q citizen Of the United States,
but formerly Swedish citizen, who goes back 70
Sweden for q visit liable to be 10 any way inter
Tered With by the Government Of that country as 70
any goodf p. JOHNSON.
I. No. Not II he has resided In the United States
for continuous period Of at least nve years and
during such residence has become naturalized
citizen. 2. II Is always advisable to take pass
port.
The sun., 1904-08-28

Can you tell me who wrote the following:
Save the ends Of their nails and the tips OF their
There was naught left Of those cats of Kilkenny
ARTHUR COECkLIN,
The sun., 1904-08-28

Did Ms. Langtry ever appear at Nlblos Garden.
New York; Z. THOMAS.
Yes She appeared for three weeks there from
Dec O. 1885,
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-11-04
HUGHE SDALE.

DR.. Lee OF Gold Hill has been unusually
busy the last week. lie has been called
out several times after midnight 10 tend
10 his cases.
a small band of the KimbRll Guards
passed through here on Monday evening,
carrying jack-o-lanterns. They were
welcomed by large crowd.
Miss Agnes Eccleston of this place and
Mr. Andrew Howard Smart OF Riverside
were united in marriage at the home of
the brides mother, Mrs. Manfred G. Bar
ber, on Wednesday. The bride was
married in white silk. The wedding was
very quiet, being witnessed only by the
near relatives OF the contracting parties.
Mr.. and Mrs. Smart left on the uain Tor
Connecticut, where they will spend a few
days with friends. After their honey
moon the couple will reSiue NJ Riverside.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-11-04
MaNTON.

Charles MoOre's stable is completed.
Miss Minnie Gonmley has returned from
Maine.
X. NJ. Pierce, the grocer gives green
trading stamps.
John Coughlin has entered the employ
Of J. J. Hughes
Two children of Walter Mowry are III
with uiphtheria.
The finishing room al the MantCn Mil
IL running nlghls.
Fred c. walch visited friends In Con-
neclicut this week.
Carroll Branch OF the |. G.. B. u. will
hold fair next month.
George Gison IL recovering from an
attack Of typhoid fever.
Town Treasurer Calef was here on
Monday collecting taxes.
A meeting of the Johnston Improve
meat Society will be held next THURSDAY.
The Beacon Orchestra have a social
il Woonasquatucket Casino on Thanks.
giving Eve.
Anchor Lodge, J. o. o. f., held q
whist party In Odd Fellows Hall, Mon.
day evening.
Officer Harmon, Samuel Bates and
William Riley went to Harmony, Tuesday,
ia pur, nit Of the elusive rabbit.
The Man,on Fiie and Drum Corps have
been engaged by the General Fire Ex-
tinguisLer Machinery Company for to-.
nights parade.
An Independent Citizens rally was held
IN Kings Hall, Tuesday. James VIII
Ii,ms, Esq, Fred l.. Smith Of Pawtucket
and several candidates TOR town oil ces
were the speakers,
The friends OF Mise Ruth IIannnway
gave her surprise party on Monday
evening. Nearly thirty were present A
pleasant feature was the prescntation Of
a tnil-,ize portrait OF herself TO Miss Han
naway.
Last Saturday evening a birthday p1r'y
was given 10 Mrs. Joseph Bates. Frienf 6
and ncighbors to the number Of twenty -
five were present. The hostess received
some handsome presents, among which
was a new piano.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-11-04
A Tricky SklDner.

Talking about rats" said stevedore
on Sixth street pier, reminds me of
pretty slick trick | witnessed the
other day on the part OF n down east
skipper who wished to rid the ship of
number OF troublesome rodents. His
vessel was moored near TO an English
freighter, and he noticed that she was
taking in quantity Of cheese. So
one evening he found an excuse for
hauling out TO her and taking his own
packet alongside. The next step was
to procure plank, smear It well with
an odoriferous preparation OF red
hcrrings and place II through an open
port on board the Englishmnn. The
result was that during the night there
was wholesale immigration Of rats
from the American ships hold to the
cheese laden vessel alongside. New
York Press
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-11-04
Read HI. EdGy's advertisement on this
page OF the TIMES.
SOUTH SCiTUATE.

Allen Page, who has been i'll, Is able
to be out again.
There was an auction e personal pro.
perty at the Sanford Paine place last
Saturday.
The 2oth Century Club Of North Scit.
uate met last evening with Miss Nina
Remington OF this place. large com
pany was present and the evening was
very pleasantly spent
Msry Esther, daughter OF Mr.. and Mrs.
John l.. Burlingame, died on Saturday
pf last week. The deceased was In her
I7th year. The funeral services were
held at her late residence on WEDNESDAY
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-11-04
MORAL OlLEMMAS.
when Man Ia Foscsd to Make .
Choice B~tyvsc Two Evils.

when Man Ia fofcsd to mako
Choice B-tyvsen Two Evils.
4 ~ rules OF ios. ire unknown TO
the mass Of maak... 5ut no one pos
sessed OF intelligence v unfamiliar
with the process % balancing alterna-
ti-es. Even the animals use II when
they choose betv- cen two paths or two
actions as between fght and flight.
Men use IL in every dilemma, great or
small, from the choice between the
simplest actions 10 the issue OF life or
death. II the thing under considera-
tiOn good or badi !Sbnll | vote for A
or Bf Shall | sct now or postpOnef
Shall I take "A yisk? Shall / stop or 90
Ont Shall ! change my COURSE Shall
| DO this or thatt In these aud other
dilrmmas we balance tia consequences
Of one alternative v9hinst the other
and choose what appears 10 be the bet
ter. Facing death In two forms. we
choose the better WAY. Balancing al
ternatives. one VIII jump from high
window 10 the pavement 10 escape fire.
The moral dilcinmas presented 10 us
are not always limited To clear
choice between right and wrong. IL Is
wrong TO steal, but should one starve
or permit those dependent on him 10
starye rather than steali II IL right 10
tell the truth. but should one tell the
truth when IL involves the betrayal OF
his comrades his country, his family
II Is wrong 10 deceive, but would not
one be Justified IN deceiving the enemy
who would destroy him? IL Is wrong 10
kill, but may not one Kill In self de
fensef
The problem OF morals presses con
staDtly upon the human race, present.
trials, difficulties and repugnant
choices. Each must TO n large degree
choose his own way 10 fight his own
battle. These are the facts which con.
fuse our ethical counselors. IL Is not
possible 10 act always In exact har-
mOny with our moral code. If one Is
80 placed that he can save his mother
from starvation only by stealing, he
will violate the fifth commandment II
he permits her 10 starve, and he VIII
violate the eighth commandment If he
chooses to steal. The choice between
two evils often comes TO the individual
suddenly and imperatively. He must
act at once, rendering decision for
which there Is often no precedent
known to him. The Decalogue, which
he can recite; the philosophical analy-
sis OF the evolutions of ethics, do not
aid him.
He who IL thus tried and who desires
to do right will choose the course
which Is least evil. He will balance
the alternatives, exactly IA does the
one who jumps to the pavement rather
than remain In the burning building
From Balance: The Fundamental Yer
ity," by Orlando j. Smith.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-11-04
4 Inthcr's RcbuI.e.

"As severe a rchukc as | know o.
said Judge, was one tlat a Ne
York millionaire administered to his
son. The son. like many millionair"S
sons. Is hard driuker. lie does no
work Most of the day he lounges at
one or other OF h.S clubs. taking a
brandy and soda every hour or So. and
In the evening after good deal of
wine with E'n dinner. me- drinks stead
lily until bedtime Nevertheless lie il
a young and handsome chap. and he
goes out during the season n great deal.
one day he received an invitation To
bal masqre, aud that evening he dis
cuSSed With his family the various dis
guscs tint hc might reasonably wear.
After good deal OF talk he was still
undecided and. turning to his father
he said. How would YOU advise me to
go 10 this musuuc. sir| Go sober
the father answered bitterly"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-11-04
Fitted For the Hu sin ess,

Have YOU ever had any experience
in canvasslng for subscription booksF'
asked the man at the desk.
NO, sir" said the applicant for n
job, but | can put up a good talk"
"WCll, take n copy Of this work and
go ana see IL you can get an order.
I'll give you half day to make the
trial"
The applicant went away.
In an hour or two he returned.
What luckf" inquired the man at
the desk.
1--WE got an order for this book in
full morocco from your wife, sir
The deuce, You'll do. young man
Chic 20 Tribune.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-11-04
iRt ENViL 6-E.

Miss Rose Sebille has purchased a new
piano.
A Republican rally and hag raising here
Thursday night
Rev. ]. w. Colwell has returned from
his trip TO ST. Louis.
Miss Hannah Polk hes been on the sick
list, but is better at this writing:
Mr. and Mrs. Alonro Mo vry visited
friends In Harrisvjlle over SUNDAY.
Miss Lora Brown of Providence is visit.
ing at her sisters Mrs. O. a. Tobe~
Mr. aud Mrs S'ephen Bro.n enter
tanned relatives ilon Valley Falls, Sunday.
Captain w. Il. Floyd and family have
gone TO their home In winthrNp tor the
win'er.
The Christian Eudeavor Society have
a business meeting Friday evening for the
election OF officers.
Special sale of trire at4c. per pound a,
the Smi,hdeld Public Market mkt Tues
day aud Wednesday.
MIS-. ftank GaNitt VIII entertain the
Ladies Society OF +. +. Church and their
friends Nov. 18th at her re5idenee.
The Ladies Society OF the +. y. Church
and their friends were entertained at the
/ parsonage, We wtdnesdsy evening. A Asplen.
did supper was partsken OF and a very
pleasant evening was spent by those pre-
sent. Mis-. Cutler, Mrs. Remington aud
: Mrs. Ediidge entertained.
Rev. Cyrus Benedict Peckhsm, former
resident OF this place, died In Hsllowell,
/ Me-, October 18th. alter . ten days sicl =
ness. a severe shock ot parvlysis pros
irated him In April. Mr.. Peekham was
born in Middle,own, r. l.. March 20.
1888 lie came to Greenville In 1855 and
lived at the Foster farm. Mr.. Peekham
leaves wife and brother, Gideon Peck.
ham Of California. q sister, Mts. Charles
Ti,ley of Providence, two sons, Edmund
r. and orlsnd. B., and a daughter. Mrs
Mae FMwell.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-11-04
BRIBERY.
Extract From Chapter Il Of the GcucI


Extract From Chapter Il Of the General
Laws:
Sec. Every person who shall. directly or
indirectly, give. offer, or agree To give. 10
any elector, or 20 any person for the benefit
OF any elector. any sum Of money or other
valuable consideration, for the purpose of
inducing such elector 10 give In or withhold
his vote at any election in tho State, or by
way OF reward for having voted or withheld
mis- vote, or who shall use any threat. or en-
ploy any means of intimidation. for the pur-
pose OF influencing such elector 10 vote or
withhold his vote, for or against any caudi-
ohte or candidates or proposition pending at
such election, shall be fined five hundred dol
lars. or be imprisoned not exceeding three
mouths either or both. at the discretion Of
the court; and no person convicted OF such
offence shall ever thereafter be permitted 20
exercise the privilege OF voting for any civil
pending before the people: and no evidence
given by any witness teStifying upon the
IIiI OF any charge OF bribery shall be- used
against the person giving such evidence
SEQ. 4. All prosecutions FOR offences against
the provisions OF this chapter shah be- com
menced within one year after the same sha.
have been committed and not afterNaI,i-
And upon the presentation Of a certificate %
the clerk of any court Of the inal conviction
sions OF this chapter. the state Auditor "a
hereby authorized and directed 10 draw hls
order on the General Treasurer FOR tho,
SUM OF FIFTY DOLLARS
and deliver the same TO the person complain
ant In such prosecution.
You will observe from the Law above
any sum Of money other valuable Oorsid-
eration, TO any elector 20 influence his vote.
is guilty OF crime
l hereby call upon every good citizen who
comes TO know Of any such gift or offer,
whether before on the day ~ election,
forthwith to make complaint before some
ofncer with authority 70 issue warrants, ,.
10 make affidavit to the facts before SOM
Justice OF the peace or notary public. also O..
report the same 10 mr at the state House. Goo
the end that voters may not be turned IN
brihes from voting their principles; and ir
the further end that those persons who gr.
seeking IN destroy our form Of RHvprum,rf
by corrupting It's citizens may he sent ,a
Jail
For each OF the first five convictions .
bribery or other corrupt practice. at o..
election Of November s. i9oi | hereby ut.r
ADDITIONAL REWARD OF ONE urN-
DRIED DOLLARS.
20 be paid TO the person complainant iu such
prosecution.
In testimony whereof I have here
unto set my hand and caused the
seal Of the State TO be affixed aC
Providence. this twentieth day of
l.. :. October. I'm the year Of our Lord
four. and OF Independence thu one
hundred and twenty ninth
ny the Governor.
LTC1Us +. G.. GARVtN.
CHARLES 4. BENNETT
Secretary OF state
Papers publishing Public Laws please
copy.
ofo.it
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1904-11-04
Cause of LoolSjaw.

Loekiaw, or tetonus. is caused by a
Lqcillus or germ which exists plentiiu'ly
in street dirt. II is inactive 50 long "a
exposed to the air, but when carried be
meath the skin as In the wounds caused
by percussion caps OF by rusty nails, and
when the air is excluded the germ is
reused to activity and produces the most
,irulent poison known. These germs
may be destroyed and all danger of lock
jlw avoided by applying Chsmberlain's
Pain Balm freely as soon IA the injury is
received Pain Balm Is an an,iseptic and
causes cuts. bruises and like Injuries to
heal without matura,ion and In one third
the time required by the usual treatment,
For sale by Il. A. Smith, Olneyvil'e;
Parker's drug store, Olneyville; w.
Dunning & Bro., Manton avenue.