Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-09-24
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terhouse steak are required to make Il
deposit, sir.-Chicago Tribune.
Swatter--T see you are mentioned iw
one of the books just published. Prim-
ly-lndeed. What book? Swatter-.
The directory.-Chlcago News.
Gabber-You ought TO meet Dyer.
Awfully clever imitator. He can take
of anybody Miss Duncan (wearilyl-.
| wish he was here now.-Tlt-bits,
Stringcm-Say, do you want to get
next to a scheme for making money
fast? Nibbles-Sure do. Stringent
Glue it To the foor.-Chicago News
At the Art Exhibition: First Judge
--Daubleigh is a prolific painter. isn't
he? How would You estimate his
work. Second Judge by the quart
Life
Another hateful thing: How did
You like our new duet" she asked
"Oh, was that duet? l thought you
were only quarrelingn'- Yonkers
Statesman,
Roosevelt and Parker outdistanced:
Stella Men are so stupid. Bella
Yes. indeed; do you suppose It would
take me weeks to write letter OF ac-
ceptance p Exchange.
Customer last fsh | had from
YOU didn't seem very fresh Fish
Dealer We'll. num- 'ow can you cX.
pect fresh fish 10 come out o salt
First Physician the operation
was Just in the nick of time? Second
Physician Yes, In another twenty
hours the patient would have recovered
without it-llarper's Bazar
At the seaside She-~Oh! George,
what lovely waves, He--Very nice;
but, poor thugs, they're just like me
we both arrive at the shore In splcn-
did style~-and 20 back hroke.---Iudy.
Visitor cat Putin Bay)-What do YOU
do in here all summer? Native-Loaf
and fish, NisltorAnd what do you
do in the winter? Native--We don't
tsh.--Cinciunau Commercial Tribune.
Il suppose" said the drummer, you
labor on the sabbath and rest the re-
maiuder of the week No" replied
the village parson: II try to collect
my salary on week days. Chicago
News.
More Troublesome: Its pretty hard
to he worried by lot Of debts you
can't pay Nonsense. That's moth
INK to being worried by lot OF debts
you simply have To Philadel-
phia Ledger.
Diagnosis: Patient DO you con
slider this trouble fatal. doctor? lou
know my means are limited, and
Doctor Wen, rs rule, the patient
succumbs To It after about two thou
sand dollars worth OF treatment
Life
Sure enough: "Of course, don't
want to criticisc hut / don't think it
was altogether right for David to say
all men are HAIRS well. at amy
rate. it was safer than To pick out one
man and say 1t To him. Philadelphia
Press,
Artist Have You taken my picture
to The exhibition Porter--Yes, sir;
il seemed to please the gentlemen
very much. Artist-~Nh nat did they
say? f"rter--ohr tbey dldh I say
nothing. but they laughed that
carry '''aSso" N'''''''S "'i''
Did YOU ever make any money on
The board OF trade es' mace one
hundred ana scN'hty-hVe dollars thereh
one day IN less than twenty minutes
"Whcw! What dad You do win ~"
"Oh, they got II back before had
rhailce 10 see H. ~ ''c'Eo hecofo-
li'r"ln'
Icacher-liavo YOU looked up me
meaning of the W"fd inblicS' ran
N.Y. Fanny es. IN" am leachcr~-
We'll what does II mean fahhy--Io
take IN. Teacher res. Now give
sentence using the Word. faAny-My
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