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The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-08-31
A Sweet Breath

is nevsr failing sign of healthy
stomach. When the breath is bad
the stomach is out of order.
There is no remedy in the world
equal to Kodol Dyspepsia Cure for
curing indigestion, dyspepsia and
all stomach disorders Mrs. Mary
S. Crick, of White Plains, Ky
writes: II have been dyspeptic
for years; tried all kinds of RENE
dies but continued to grow worse
By the use of Kodol 1 began to
improve at once. and after taking
few bottles am fully restored in
weight. health and strength and
can eat whatever 1 like" Kodol
diSests what you eat and makes
the stomach sweet. Sold by g.
W M. Hooff.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-08-31
A very Gay Ghost.

NO said the widow. with a sigh;
MRS. Buttin does not call upon me
any more. She called right after l
moved in here and was perfectly love
ly. She did not know was widow
and / did not take the trouble to en-.
tighten her. She spied photograph
of the late lamented on the mantel.
"'Your dearly beloved, 1 presume
she said, with a smirk. and nodded
assent.
''She called again few days later
After few commonplace remarks she
glanced at that photograph again and
said in poor child how l pity you sort
OF way:
my dear, 1 don't want to make
any trouble, but saw him at the the
ater the other night with a big. stout
blond girl
"'Great heavensr gasped, with at
fected horror. That is strange. ]
buried him five years ago. What
would you advise me to doY"
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-08-31
B. & o. to The Worlds Fair

The Baltimore & Ohio Railroad
will sell excursion tickets from
Point Pleasant, w. Va, to St
Louis, account of the Worlds Fair
at the following rates:
Tickets good for season at any
time to Dec 18th, will be sold
every day at $21 40 for the round
trip. Tickets good returning with
in go days, not later than Dec. Is,
will be sold every day at $3.50
for the round trip Tickets good
returning within fifteen days will
be sold every day at Sl5.35 for the
round trip. Coach excursion tick
cts, with return limit of seven days
will be sold twice week, every
Tuesday and Thursday until
July 18th. inclusive, at Sill %
for the round trip. Coach excur-
sion tickets good via Parkersburg
and b & OS w. ALI other excur
sion tickets via Kenova, @ & o
and Cincinnati with 10 days stop
off privilege at Cincinnati going
in either or both direction within
time limit of ticket For further
particulars call on nearest B q o
ticket agent.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-08-31
Taken With Uramps

VIM. Kirmse. member of the
bridge gang working near Little
port was taken suddenly i'll Thurs
day night with cramps and kind
of cholera. His case was SO severe
that he had to have the members
of the crew wait upon him and Mr..
Clifford was called and consulted.
He told them he had medicine in
the form of Chamberlain's Colo,
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy
that he thought would help him
out and accordingly several doses
were administered with the result
that the fellow was able to be
around next day. The incident
speaks quite highly of Mr.. Gifford's
medicines -Elkader. Iowa, Argus.
This remedy never fails. Keep
it in your home, il may save life.
For sale by G.. w. M. Hooff.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-08-31
DeWitt lis The Name

When you go to buy Witch
aszel Salve look for the name
DEWITT on every box The
cure. unsdulterated Witch Haze
lie used in making DeWitts Witch
Hazel Salve, which is the bes
salve in the world for outs, burns
bruises, boils, eczema and piles
The popularity of DeWitt's Witch
Hazel Salve, due to it's many cures
has caused numerous worthless
counterfeits to be placed on the
market. The genuine bears the
name E O Dewitt & Co, Chic.
ago. Sold by g. w. NJ. Hooff.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-08-31
TICKLING TROUT.
How Irish Poaehers Catch the FIJI
with the Bare Hand.

How Irish Poaehers Catch the Finh
with the Bare Hand.
In Europe trout poachers have the
reputation OF catching trout with their
bare hands. The process in Ireland is
called tickling" 1 could scarcely be-
Heve that this thing was done-that
the most timid and wary of fish could
be caught by the naked hands. Read
ing OF one fellow sent to jail for ..tic-
king trout. was curious enough TO
try the process myself In the presence
Of an angler as witness. found it the
simplest thing In the world, as far as
the tickling was concerned. The diff
ficulty appeared to lie in approaching
the trout. But found that this could
be done almost every time by quiet,
adroit maneuyering, and 1 shall never
forget the astonished face of my friend
when I lifted from a pool a plump
trout and held him in the palm of my
hand just on the surface of the water.
Half a dozen times 1 lifted the same
trout, tickling him gently on the belly
and sides. He appeared to like it. lying
over against my hand like a cat that
courts rubbing. I found that could
do almost anything with the trout, car
rying them in my hand for a few mo
ments before returning them to the
water-Harper's Weekly.
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NOT THE ONLY ONE.
There are hundreds or Point Pleasant
people similarly situated.

There are hundreds or Point Pleasant
people similarly situated.
Can there be any stronger proof of
fered than the evidence of Point
Pleasant residents? After you have
read the following, quietly answer the
question.
w D Holmes, steamboat captain,
residing at $40 Wand St, says: 81
cannot say too much in favor OF
Doan's Kidney Pills. Through expo
sure in my occupation as an Ohio
River steamboat captain contracted
severe form of Kidney trouble and
for years j doctored but unsuccess-
fully. The pains across the small of
my back and through~my kidneys
were almost unbearable. The kidney
secretions were much discolored,
scalding and irregular. Seeing the
good results others obtained from the
use of Doan's Kidney Pills, / called
at g. w. NJ. ooffs drug store and
procured box. They worked like a
charm with me. 1 gained relief after
but few doses and when / had fin
ished the second box / felt myself a
new man. Doan's Kidney Pills to
me proved a useful friend"
For sale by all dealers, price so cts.
Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo, n. Y,
sole agents for the u. s.
Remember the name DOANS and
take no other.
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Hard to XIII.

Cats. according to the old tradition,
have nine lives, but they are not the
only creatures that enjoy such a plu-
rality. InfusOria have been dried aid
restored to life by moistening after re-
naming inert dust for twenty-seven
years, and the drying resuscitation has
been successfully tried eleven times on
one lot of rotifers. Frogs and many
fishes suffer no injury from freezing
solid. while in few cases even warm
blOoded animals have been restored to
life after apparent death from freez-
fng.
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If you would be force you
must lose your feelings.
a Very Close call.

81 stuck to my engine, although
every joint ached and every nery,
was raoked with pain" writes Z
w. Bellamy, a locomotive fireman
of Burlington, Iowa. II was weaA
and pale, without any appetite ano
all run down AS l was about t.
give up, 1 got bottle of Electric
Bitters, and after taking it. 1 fell
as well as ever did in my life.
Weak, sickly, run down people al
ways gain new life, strength and
vigor from their use. Try them
Satisfaction guaranteed by Hooff
Price so cents.
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Sick Headache,

For several years my wife was
troubled with what physicians
called sick headache of a very Sc
we're character She dootored Will
several eminent physicians and al
great expense, only to grow wors,
until she was unable to do any
kind of work About a year age
she began taking Chamberlain s
Stomach and Liver Tablets and
today weighs more than che ever
did before and is real we'll :" says
Mr.. Geo E. Wright of New Lon
don. New York. For sale by q
w. NJ. Hooff,
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A Goad Name.

From personal experience 1 testify
that DeWitt's Little Early Risers are
unequalled as a liver pill. They are
rightly named because they give
strength and energy and do their
work wish ease.-W T Easton, Boern,
Tex. Thousands of people are using
these tiny little pills in preference to
all others, because they are so pleas
ant and effectual. They cure bilious
ness, torpid liver, jaundice, sick head
ache. constipation, etc They do not
purge and weaken, but cleanse and
strengthen. For sale by Hooff.
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A Sure Thing.

1t is said that nothing Is sure ex-
cept death and taxes, but that is not
altogether true. DR.. Kings New
Discovery for Consumption is sure
cure for all lung and throat troubles.
Thousands can testify 10 that. Mrs.
Q. b. VanMetre of Shepherdtown,
w. Va, says II had a severe case of
Bronchitis and for a ear tried every
thing heard of but got no relief.
One bottle of DIR. Kings New Dis
covery then cured me absolutely
It's infallible for Group, Whoopfug
Cough, Grip, Pneumonia and Con-
sumption. Try it. It's guaranteed
by g. w. NJ. Hooff Druggist. Trial
bottles free Reg. sizes soc. S1.O0
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Embarrn..Inr Duty.

The first duty the newly appointed
town crier and beadle of Chipping wy
combe, England, has to perform is of a
quaint and rather embarrassing ma
ture. Posting himself outside the
guildhall, bell in hand, he has to call
out in as stentorian tones as he can
muster: Il beg to inform the burgesses
of Chipping Wycombe that 1 am the
town crier and beadle for this ancient
borough. God save the king" He is
always cheered to the echo by an
amused and facetious crowd.
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When a hen is feed in f., d she
Toes not require it is simply wasted
A Startling rest

To save life, DIR. 7. g. Merritt, o.
No Mehoopany, Pa made a startling
test resulting in a wonderful cure.
He writes, "a patient was attacked
with violert hemorrhages, caused by
liberation OF stomach. / had
often found Electric Bitters excellent
for acute stomach and liver trouble.
so l prescribed them. The patient
gained from the first, and has moi
had an attack in IA months" Elec.
trio Bitters are positively guaranteed
for Dyspepsia. Indigestion, Constipa
ton and Kidney troubles. Try
them Only soc at g. W. NJ. Hooff's
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-08-31
domestic TROUBLES.

Il is exceptional to lind family
where there are no domestic rup-
lures occasionally. but these can
be lessened by having DIR. Kings
New Life Pills around. Much
trouble they save by their great
work in the stomach and liver
troubles. They not only relieve
you. but cure. 25c, at Hooff's drug
store.
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A Perfect Painless

is the one that will cleanse the sys.
tenn, set the liver to action, remove
the bile, clear the complexion, cure
headache and leave good taste 10
the mouth. The famous little
pills for doing such work pleas
sntly and effeotually are DeWitt's
Little Early Risers. Bob Moore,
Of Lafayette. Ind. says: "All
other pills have used grippe and
sicken, while DeWitt's Little
EARLY Risers are simply perfect. I"
Sold by G. w. M Hooff.
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A hen likes to scratch and she
should be given the opportunity.
Violent Attack of Diarrhoea
Cured by ChamberIain's
Collie, Cholera and Diarrh
Oea Remedy and Per.
haps a Life Saved

"a short time ago 1 was taken
with violent attack of diarrhoea
aud l would have died if had no,
gotten relief" says John j. Patton.
leading citizen of Patton. Ala.
A friend recommended Chamber
aims Colo. Cholera aud Diarrhoes
Remedy 1 bought a twenty FIVE
,ent bottle and after taking three
doses of it was entirely cured. i
consider it the best remedy in the
world for bowel complaints. For
sale by 6 W NJ Hooff.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-08-31

what cool and Indifferent air Miss
Frappay hasI She acts just as IL she
didn't know that anybody was looking
at her"
Yes; she tnherits that. Her mother
used to bake pancakes in the window
OF quick lunch restaurant-"-C leve-
1an1R1aIn Dealer.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-08-31

Japan is a novel writer's elysium.
There is one very celebrated work.
entitled THE Story of the Eight
Dogs" that runs to 1O6 volumes, print
ed or written on only a single side Of
the page. Then. again, Japanese writ
ers introduce into their stories a num-
Der of characters so confusing as to
bewilder even the authors. No self
respecting novelist leaves a single per-
sonage alive at the end of the book.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-08-31
B. & o. R. R. Popular seashore Elk
cursions.

Atlantic City, Cape May, Ocean
City, Sea Isle City, n. j., Ocean
City, Md, and Rehoboth Beach,
Del. June 30 July 16 and %, Aug
IL and 25, and Sept 8 at following
very low rates. From Point Pleas
ant only $l2 round trip, tickets
good in coaches only. Only $14
round trip. tickets good in Pull
man oars when accompanied by
regular Pullman ticket. ALI tick
cts good returning 16 days, includ
ing date of sale Stop-overs al
lowed on return trip at Philadel
phia and Washington Ask tick
ct agents for pamphlet giving de-
tailed information. IF.
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Quick Arrest

]. A. Gulledge of Nerbena. Ala i,
was twice in the hospital from a
severe case of piles causing "a
tumors. After doctors and all RENE
dies failed, Bucklen's Arnica Salve
quickly arrested further infiammas
ton and cured him. 1t conquer.
aches and kills pain. 25c. at &. w
NJ. Hooff Druggist.
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made Yonne Aeain

''One of DIR. Kings New Life Pills
each night for two weeks has put me
in my teens again. writes ID. II Tur-
ner of Dempseytown. Pa. They're
the best in the world for Liver. Sto-
mach and Bowels. Purely vegeta-
bic. Never grippe. Only 25c. at G..
w. NJ. Hooff's, Drug Store.
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Instructive Action In Death,

The cannon ball which plunged
through TIE head and tore out the
brain OF Charles XII. did not prevent
him from Selling his sword hiIt. The
idea OF attack and the necessity for
defense We're impressed upon his mind
by blow which we would naturally
suppose to have been too tremendous
and instantaneous to leave the least
interval for Thought
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Prayer ma Practice

Did the deacon pray at the meet
mgr
Yep. Wound up his prayer with a
plea to help US overlook the faults o.
others"
well, he allus does that"
Il know. but as soon as he got up
from his knees he turned around an
scowled at Beasley's baby because It
squawked once or twice while he was
prayin'."-Indianapo Sun.
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MANY children AZ siokIu

Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for children
used by Mother Gray, a nurse in Children's
Home, New York, cure feverishness head
ache, summer bowel disorders stomach
troubles, teething disorders, and destrny
FREE. Address, A $ olmsted, Leroy, \ Y
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-08-31

Is displayed by many man en-
during pains from accidental cuts,
wounds. bruises, burns, scalds,
sore feet or stiff joints. But there's
no need for it Bucklen's Arnica
SaIve will kill the pain and cure
the trouble. It's the best sslve en-
earth for piles. too. ESQ. at Hooff'e
drng store
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Saved From Terrible Death.

The family of Mrs M. L. Bobbit,
of Bargerton, Tenn, saw her dying
and were powerless to save her.
The most skilfuIl physicians and
every remedy used. failed. while
consumption was slowly but surely
taking her life In this terrible
hour DIR. Kings New Discovery
for Consumption turned despair
into joy. The first bottle brought
immediate relief and it's continued
use completely cured her. It's the
most certain cure in the world for
all throat and lung troubles. Guar
anteed bottle free at Hooff's drug
store.
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A Remarkable Case.

One of the most remarkable cases OF
a cold, deep-seated on the lungs, causing
pneumonia, is that Of Mrs. Gertrude E,
Fenner, Marion. Ind, who was entirely
cured by the use of One Minute 0ough
Cure. She says: 1.-THE coughing and
straining so weakened me that / ran
down in weight from l4S to 90 pounds.
I tried a number of remedies to NO
avail until ! used One Minute cough
cure. Four bottles of this wonderful
remedy cured me entirely of the cough,
strengthened my lungs and restored me
to my normal weight, health and
strength" Sold by Hooff.
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Used for Pnenmnnin.

DR. G ] Bishop of Agnew Mich i,
says, 81 have used Foley's Honey and
Tar in three very severe cases of
pneumonia with good results in every
case" Refuse substitutes. At Van
elders.
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Failure may make good foun
dstion for success.
Cholera Intantnm

This disease has lost it's terrore
since Chamberlsin's Colo, Cholera
and Diarrhoes Remedy came int
general use. The unisorm success
which attends the use of this
remedy in all cases of bowel com
plants in children has made it +
favorite wherever it's value has be
come known. For sale by G
W. NJ. Hooff
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For Sale.

| have a lot of first-class
seed rye, which | will offer
for sale Call on or adj
R. P. Liter, Point Pleasant.
w. Va.
July ao-tf.
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Its observed that the courts
continue to ask murderer whether
he is guilty, or not guilty, just as if
they expected him to tell.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-08-31
Baltimore 81 Ohio Sunday Ex-
cursiOn Rates.

The b & o z r Co will sell
Sunday excursion tickets to Par
kersburg and Kenova at rate of
81 80 for the round trip. To Ra
venswood and Huntington inclu
siYe and intermediate points at
rate of one fare plus 10 cents for
the round trip; minimum rate so
cents. Tickets sold at above rates
go1d returning same day ONLY.
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ives are terrible torment to the
little felix's, and to some older ones.
Easily cured. Doan's Ointment never
fails. Instant relief, permanent cure
at any drug store. 90 cts.
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Clean the eggs as soon as gather
ed Shells are porous and if dirty
faint the meat
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The quslity of the food hts
much TO do with the quality of the
egg.
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ANNOUNCEMENTS OF
Reduced Fares Authorized via
B. & o. Railroad,
Summer Season-I9OI

ATLANTIC CITY AND sEAsHoRE:
pectal low rate excursions from all points
east of the Ohio River on June 3Oth. July
Sth.
BOSTON, MASS.
SAN FRANCISCO. CAL
Trtenninl Conclave, Knight Tenn piar. Sept.
5-9. One fare for the round trip to Chicago
or II Louis added TO fares rendered there
from (Chiccgo $50 90; st Louis $3.50 Dates
OF sale to be announced later.
SAN FRANCISCO, CAL.
Sovereign Grand Lodge, ]. o. q. +. Sept
1925. One fare for the round trip to Chica.
goor ~ Louis added TO fares rendered
therirom (Chlcago 5000; st Louis S47.5Oj
Dates of sale to be announ ed later
For additional Information concernipp
rates. routes, time of trains. etc, call on or
address ticket agents b, & o. r
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C. aney, of Geneva, O., had the
piles for 40 years. Doctors and dollars
could do him no lasting good. DeWitt's
Witch hazel Salve cured him perma-
nently. Invaluable for cuts, burns,
bruises, sprains, lacerations, eczema,
letter, salt rheum, and all other skin
Diseases Look for the name Dewitt on
the package-all others are cheap,
worthless counterfeits. Sold by Hooff.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-08-31

Tobacco stems covered up with
straw is an excellent preventive of
insect breeding.
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A little charity makes a lot of
cheer.
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A man does not have to have a
frozen heart in order to have a firm
will.
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Just ask any OF the Toys a
they viii tell you that t {
place 20 get the Best Wins.
kies is at Homer Smiths

Drop III when IN town and look over
our stock and sample our goods. Be
low we quote you prices in some of
our many brands.
One of our speeialties Royal Rye
one case OF four quarts. u ice e. 90
Other brands. prices as follows:
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Every biography embraces all
history.
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Wonderful Nerve.

Let the old and the young fowls
have as large range as possible.
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Baltimore & Ohio R. R Co. to the
Evans Fair. Aug. %. "a, 25
and %, Very Low Rates

Excursion tickets will be sold
from al s'-tiore between farkers.
burg and Point Pleasant inclusive
on above dates, good returning to
including Aug 81 Ask agent for
time of trains and full information
SASEoaEA
Bears tAs q The Kind You HaIs kMaa asFs
''s' q &MAgzAa
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The world needs righteousness
more than rites.
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The pictures we admire make
our own portraits
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Seek happiness, you find heart
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Words are the windows of the
soul.
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One fowl with scurvy legs is apt
to impsrt the disease to others.
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ache.