The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-05-01
GRIOIR0N CLUB
MADE MUCH FUN
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Supreme Court the Latest Vic
Tim OF the Newspaper Men.
JUSTICES GASP FOR BREATH
ASFIRANIs FOR OFFICE ALSO
HIT PRETTY HARD.
JUSTICES GASP FOR BREATH
Especial to The Hera1d3

Dtl1 ~ the mousse OF representatives
We're IA ade the subject of many a quip
and jeH- while diguified persouages hg-
ured ina comic songs. Among those at
the taLVes were Justices Harlaud and
Brewer Of the supreme court OF the
United States, Secretary Moody and a
number of senators and representa-
tives. 1Ehen the dinner was at its
height, q make-belieye court Crier ut
tered the formal announcement of the
entrance Of the chief justice and the
associate justices, and then a sedate
column of nine stately figures clad i'm
black gowns marched slowly i'm and
bowed, EhiIe the crier opened the
court.
Turned Into Minstrel Show.
In a flash the court was turned into
q minstrel show. at which Justices
a1arlan ana Brewer gasped. and then
burst into uDrOarious laughter. There
were two tambOuriues, TWO bones, an
interlOcutOr and four justices Here
IS some of the conversation that en-
sued.
INSTRUMENTATION seem TO take a
great interest in aIr- HearsLS candi-
dacy, Mr.. Justice Randolph.
l}andolph-Oh, yes; I heard a COnuu-
drum about it the other day.
In teTI0cUt0T-Heard q COuundrum?
What was it?
Randolph is Hearsts chase
after the Democratic nomination like
living al a hotel on the American plan?
''Well, really. i don't know"
Raud1lph-Eecause You pay for it
whether you get 10 or not.
terlAcutOr-Speakng about judges,
what is your opinion of Judge Parker,
Ar Justice Wyunet
Wynne-ITe don't seem very taIza-
tive SUu The Republicans are going
20 fix that.
How
Wynne-Tom Plat is going to send
him a frank SO he can express his opin-
sons.
Four members of the court sang a
song. the title of which was given as
''PeepiIg Through the Knot Hole in
Papa's Wooden Leg. or, Why the
Ocean Was BUiG So Near TO the
Shore" Nearly all of the guests. and
some who were not there were made
the target of verse or joke during the
evening Even during the compare
lively quiet moments, when the at
tauUOu was tempOl lITily diverted 10
the things 10 eat. q busy member of
the club appeared, and cOuspiCuOusIy
posted a bulletin which contained more
or less important information. Here
are few samples;
Weather Report.
Cold wave for the Hearst boom.
German boom shifting and variable
Parker boom In area of high pres
sure.
Roosevelt boom generally fair with
local disturbances in New York and
Illinois
Great Excitement.
Washington. April 23.-Secretarv
Moody told one OF Secretary ShaW's
stories at the ID. A r. convention. A
panic was narrowly aEeTteQ.
Parker Breaks Silence.
Syracuse. N. ". April 23-Judge Al
ton 3. Parker delivered "a mastery ad-
dress here tonight He clearly defined
his position on every living issue. ex-
cept the tariff, the currency imperial
ism the negro and the trusts. His
treatment of wireless teIegraphy was
profound.
EXTRA! EXTRA! EXTRA!
Washington, April 23.-WiIliam Ran
6olph Hearst appeared In his seat in
the house today.
Reciprocity.
Chicago. April civilian Jennings
Bryan hired a hail tonight, TO tell the
New YORK Democrats what he thinks
or them
New York. April 2s.-The New York
Democrats VIII hire six halls 10 tell
what they think of William Jennings
Bryan.
An official Whitewater took a prom
iueut part iu the proceedings Various
prominent statesmen were arTaigued
and large portrait of each was dis
played as his case was taken no. Zach
was iu order declared not guilty and
ordered to be Whitawashed when the
official Whitewasher would daub the
portrait
The proceedings included a beauty
contest the guests voting for the
hau0sOmesJ man I'm congress The con-
test finally narrowed down to
contest between Representative Cush-
man of Washington and Representa-
tive Powers of Massac husetts. who
were then placed on exhibition in order
that the guests might decide as to the
one most beautiful. The verdict being
ing iu favor of AIR. Cushman, he was
presented by 8Gr. Powers with @ hand
minor. while the popular llassaehu-
Fetts congressman, Who is quite bald.
was given curling iron by his sue
CesS-ul colleague
Besides the members of the club. 100
guests We're present, and there was
3un during the entire evening,
Hale on the Watch.
senator Hale of Maine is enexorable IN
Keen Tarf0us items Of legislation out OF
appropriation bills Senators ptoseSt
l.rEeulIv against this procedure but 70 no
EraE. When the general deficiency Din
was ur8u jas final passage iu The senate
lass week Senator LGaTIes OF rs WISCONSIN
undertook Lu vain TO secure Lle lileeFtl9l
OF AN amendment providing Tor the TaLli-
cation OF a treaty with the St0gkuTidEe
aud aTuulae tribe of Indians i'm NJ i@eolsii
hereby they might receive patents Tor
wears ago. After senator Hale point ot
rrH.r frar the amendment was not ger
sr.ara 10 am appropriation Dill as Sla-
fazraf Senator Quarle1 appealed 10 fh=
conscience and sympathy of the senator
FROM Maine lie said- ga point of honor
g. sometimes more important than a point
ri order I appeal TO the senator from
Maine ON the proposition that lHIs great
government cannot afford fro 90 wrong
e. the Door and humble people with whom
ff deals. and much less to people VINO
are wards OF the government Ine senate
fa.- twice passed "a bin for these people
and has said that they snaI nave Jne laHL /
for which they have been waiting zof Aal
= century,. But under "a system optalnlu6
f4 another place, which ] have no Ilsnt
e. crftfcise here. the impeTlOus VIII OF
Crf man is opposed. and mis- Oil cannot
81 ra=sed. These poor Wretches having
mot points OF order ar an points are now [
flrr77E7 er1r OF the senate on another point
nj order. and they are afraid 20 die ana |
afln-oaCh the DedrlT gates 20 meet tHe
frafFabfa light which streams t-t9usA
sasr thew NAV encounter there the sAade /
~ fhe senator from Maine 20 lmpale them [
: eefr an q u0iut of order and "teu tiies
era rurned over 20 purgatory, the po9I I
crea lures viii find uo torment so te5l 49,
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