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The Cairo bulletin., 1904-02-13
G. ~ s. T' % I'll r. n.
Bear, the 4 lDs Kind You IIaB AlsaS Bought
s''' + L1Azzzw
rig with Elephants Head.

a remarkable animal was lately born
at Rye, England. 1t is boar pig, with
the head and features of an elephant
one ear is of immense proportions, and
trunk protrudes from the forehead
Between the trunk and the snout there
is a huge eyeball containing two pupils
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-02-13

Employer Mr.. RediDk, you got of
yesterday afternoon under the plea Of
being ill., saw you afterward going I'd
the races, ard you Giaat appear at ali
M
Clerk-You ought to have seen me
after the second race, SIR Nas BAD
enough then.-Sa Fraag!sco wasp.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-02-13

You need clean healthy bowels just
as much as pure, wholesome food +.
without either you cannot keep well.
Holsters Rocky Mountain Tea elm.
mates all impurities 50 cents, tea or
tablets. Paul 6 Schulz G. Son.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-02-13
In Dcnmarls ana Norway.

In Denmark and In Norway The posts
Of Shorthand writer's at the respective
parliaments Of these countries are
chiefly occupied by women. # having
been found that they, as a rule, sue
coeded far better than men in this
form of reporting.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-02-13
APPEARING OLD
Acts as Bar to Profitable Employ
ment.


You cannot afford TO grow old
In these days of strenuous competition
n il necessary to maintain. as long as
possible ones youthful appearance.
1t is impossible to do this without re-
tanning a luxurious growth of hair
The presence of Dandruff indicates the
presence Of a burrowing germ which
lives and thrives on the roots OF the
hair unGil II causes total badness.
Newbros Herpicide Is the only known
destroyer OF this pest. and 1t Is as enec-
tive as it Is delightful to use
Herpicide makes an elegant hair dress
ing as we'll as Dandruff cure.
Accept no suhstitute-there Is none.
sold BY leading druggists Send i0c. in
stamps for sample to The Herplcide Co..
Detroit Mich.
Paul G. Schulz & Sons, Special
Agents.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-02-13
w. X. POWE,
General Passenger Agent,
Cape Giradeau, Mo.

Birds Of feather. But, gracious,
that makes us sick. Think of a bird
with only one feather, It's almost in.
decent, the horrid thing.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-02-13

Tia said a bottle and a glass
VIII make q person mellow.
But Rocky Mountain Teas the drink
That lirens mp a fellow
paHl G SehHh & Son.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-02-13
FRISCO SYSTEM.

ST. Louis, Memphis a. Southeastern Il
II. St Louis e. Gulf Railway.
TO THE SUNNY SOUTHWEST
Through the OzarAs. to the New
Lands Of Oklahoma. Indian Terri.
tory and Texas.
lI0meseekers' and Colonists tickets
on sale at very low rates on third
Tuesdays in each month, until April.
For descriptive literature and fur
Their particulars, adress nearest agent
ar
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-02-13

There is no room in busy world
for the person who expects to be wait
ed upon.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-02-13

A hundred men may make an en-
campment. but it takes woman ia
make home
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-02-13

The man who understands woman
is as rare as the bloom Of the century
plant
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-02-13

The political hlaihersiiie like The
Indian whirpoorwHf is all voice and
feathers.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-02-13

and harrassed by bad cough? Use
Billiards. Horehound Syrup, it will
secure you sound sleep and effect a
prompt ana radical cure Csc, soc,
and one dollar.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-02-13

One hair tho world may not know
how he ether half lives, but Il tries
mighty hard 10 find out
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-02-13
His Religion.

so you attribute your success In bust
ness TO your religion?"
Yes. sir"
"Wha, is your religion, may | ask"
Getting the best end Of the bargain
or having nothing TO do with it. Chi
70 aoord- Herald
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-02-13
Sad.

The girl OF to-day.
o. repeat IL with sorrow,
u she doesn't get married, .
The Old maid of tomorrow.
philadelphia Bulletin.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1904-08-11
No Substitute Offered

Say what you will about
druggists offering something
"just as good" because it pays
a better profit, the fact still
stands that ninety-nine out of
a hundred druggists recon-
mend Chamberlain's Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy
when the best remedy for
diarrhoea is asked for, and dc
so because they know it is the
one remedy that can always be
dependedupon, even in the most
severe and dangerous cases.
Sold by Elliott & Harvey, drug
gists. a31
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1904-08-11

: Ear lest Doran, Who | as
BEEN IN the Valley three weeks,
the guest of his uncle, Ed
Bradley, left for his home in
Chicago this afternoon.
Mrs. NJ. A. Whitney, of Til
den, Neb., is in the Valley the
guest of her mother, Mrs. OFT
True.
Mrs. John Graham returned
! from the country today where
she had been visiting relatives.
Ed Madsen and wife went to
Norfolk this afternoon for a
visit with relatives over Sun
day.
Miss Mary and Lizzie Coffee
go to Logan Sunday for a weeks
visit with relatives.
May Baccus, Of Walnut, who
has been in the Valley the guest
of Miss Mable Wilson, returned
to her home this afternoon.
Mrs. Roy Farmer returned to
her home in Norfolk this after
noon.
Mrs. Crowder and son Paul
are visiting friends in Omaha
for a few days.
Mrs. Samuel Graham, of Sac
City, arrived in the Valley to-
day for a visit with friends. She
is the guest of C. Carter and
wife.
w. 3. Smith is in Cal. juno
ton today on business.
Topsy Mann and Lew Ennis
returned from Little Sioux to-
day where they have been on
business.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1904-08-11
GOed Advice.

The most miserable beings In the
world are those suffering from dyspep-
STA and liver complaint. More than
seventy-iive per cent of the people in
the United States are afflicted with
these two diseases and their effects;
such as sour stomach, sick headache,
habltusl costivsness, palpitation of the
heart, heartburn, water brash, gnawing
and burning pains at the pit of the
stomach, yellow skin, coated tongue
and dissgreeable taste in the mouth
coming up Of food after eating, low
spirits, etc. Go to your druggist and
get bottle of August Flower fer 75s.
Two doses will relieve you Try it..
g. $. OSt ofne.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1904-08-11

This disease has lost it's ter
rors since Chamberlain's collie,
cholera and diarrhoea remedy
came into general use. The un-
form success which attends the
use Of this remedy in all cases
of bowel complaints in children
has made it a favorite wherever
its value has become known.
For sale by Elliott & Harvey,
druggists. a3l
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1904-08-11

Nicola must be a hustling wide
awake town. Two excellent
seven-column eight page papers
are published there, filled to the
brim with home ads and last
week the Gazette printed two
pages extra in order to make
room for it's advertisers. The
business men of Nicola are GER
tainly after trade and no doukt
get it.-Twiner.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1904-08-11
Monday knsust s

+. M. Miles returned! ilom a
two weeks trip to Pennsylvania,
yesterday, where ne has been
on business.
School commences four weeks
from today Sept. 9Th.
The building Committee of
the Mems Club, who have in
charge the furnishing of their
Club Room in the Presbyterian
church, are now ready to ac-
cept bids for the work. material
&c. j. j. Amen and P. f. Rob
ison are of this Committe, and
DR.. Colt has the specifications.
He will be glad to receive bids
Immediately.
Mrs. NJ. T. Weston returned
from Logan today, where she
had been visiting friends for q
few days.
Mrs. w. r. O'Neal is visiting
friends in Council Bluffs today
Mrs. Frank Willard is visit
ing friends in Omaha today.
F. A. Sims is an Omaha visi.
tor today.
nellie Brown returned from
Woodbine this morning. Miss
Kate Houghton accompanied
her for a short visit.
Essie and Pearl Glover, OF
Rockton, ILL.,, are expected in
the Valley tomorrow for a visit
With MIR. and Mrs. w. w. Sea-
ton.
A. G. Middleton and wife re-
turned to Belle Plain this morn
ing after a few days visit with
relatives in this city.
Frank McGavren went to
Omaha this morning on bust
ness.
Councilman Smith ism Wood
bine today ON business.
j. B. Lyon and family left
for Blue Lake this morning fol
a weeks camping trip.
Prime Gossard left for Bone
steel this morning to look over
his claim in the Rosebud reser-
walton.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1904-08-11
Satafd u Au9ast S

Mrs. y. l3nllall, of G. icarn,
was in the Valley today the
guest OF her mother, Mrs. Bald
win. Hrr sister, Miss Cassie
Baldwin. returned with her to
Chicago this evening.
Mr.. and Mrs. Bert Mohat t
and daughter returned to Chad
ron, Neb., this afternoon, after
a two weeks visit with relatives
in the Valley ans! vicinity.
Miss Ruhv and Maggie Deal
are in the Valley, and will be
guests of Miss Nellie and Chris
tie South for Il week.
Mrs. N. z. Sage, of St. Louis,
who has Deem in the Valley for
the past week the guest of her
parents, MIR. and MES. Ell Wat
kins, left for her home this
morning accompanied by her
mother, who will spend two
weeks with her in st. Louis
attending the fair. Eli will look
after that potato patch while
they are gone, and expects to
find potatoes looking like ele-
plants, etc.
Alderman Smith will fire a
kiln of 100000 brick next Tues
day.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1904-08-11
Broke His Leg.

Tom Cusack, day foreman in
the yards in this city, met with
a serious accident yesterday
about 1920 a. m. He was busy
with his crew making up a
freight train, when he attemp-
ted to get off a car and Slipped
and fell. He struck the ground
on his feet, and in some way
broke his right leg below the
knee. He was taken to DIR.
Colts office who, assisted by DIR.
Tamisiea, set the broken limb,
after which Mr.. Cusack was
taken to his home and will be
laid up for two or three months.
Mr.. Cusack broke the same leg
20 years ago, two inches above
the present fracture.
Mrs. VIM. Strobehn and Mrs.
T. A. Heath visited friends in
the country Saturday and Sun
day.
Mr.. and Mrs. Chas. Sargent
are the guests of Council Bluffs
friends today.
Mrs. C. w. McGavren is the
guest of Mrs. S. o. Goodman in
Council Bluffs today.
Mrs. r. Wallace returned to
her home in Mondamin this
morning, after a visit with
friends in this city.
Miss Violet Irwin at her home
in Morningside will entertain a
company Of friends at cards on
Monday afternoon of the COM
ing week, the event to be COM
plimentary to her guest, Miss
Adele Harris of Mo. Valley.
Sioux City Tribune, Aug. 6.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1904-08-11

Mr.. and Mrs. Edgecomb and
Mr.. and Mrs. w. C. Fensler re-
turned last evening from their
automobiling trip to Council
Bluffs, Omaha and Blair. They
were gone for three days and
had splendid time. They are
talking of making a trip to
Kansas in Mr.. Edgecomb's tour-
ing car in the near future. That
would be a great trip, for there
is no better way to see a coun-.
try than when passing through
it in a touring car. Mr.. Edge
comb is an expert, so a break
down is not a serious matter
with him when he is on a trip
with his touring car. A trip to
Kansas in his car would be a
pleasure indeed.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1904-08-11

Mrs. M. lehman and son
Gus left for Boone today,
where they will visit relatives
for three weeks.
Mrs. f. w. Myers returned
from Glenwood today, where
she has been attending the
Chautauqua for the past week.
DIR. G. w. McGavren went to
Omaha this morning to assist
in an operation on Mrs. Frank
Wilson.
Mr.. and. Mrs. John Zahner
are in Omaha today.
Miss Jose Harmon and Lottie
McGavren returned from Wood
bine last night, where they had
been the guest of friends for a
week.
Mr.. and Mrs. S. B. Shields
drove to Logan yesterday tc
visit friends.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1904-08-11
Taken With Cramps

VIM. klrmse, a member of
the bridge gang working near
Littleport was taken suddenly
i'll Thursday night with cramps
and a kind of cholera. His case
was so severe that he had to
have the members of the crew
Wait upon him and Mr.. Clifford
was called and consulted. He
told them he had a medicine in
the form of G hamberlain's Collie
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy
that he thought would help him
out and accordingly several
doses were administered with
the result that the fellow was
able to be around next day.
The incident speaks quite high
ly of Mr.. Gifford's medicines
Elkader, Iowa, Argus.
This remedy never fails.
Keep it in your home, it may
save life. For sale by Elliott
& Harvey. a31
Claim agent f. E. Harris, of
the G. & N. w., was in the Val
ley this morning on business.
Miss Katharine Gamble, of
Wayne, Neb., will arrive in the
Valley this evening for a visit
with her brother, DR.. Gamble.
Miss Victoria Webb returned
to her home in York, Neb., this
morning, after a few days visit
with Mrs. I. L. Tracy in this
city.
Miss Patterson, Of Omaha,
will be the guest of DR.. Gamble
and sister over Sunday.
A. G. Dole says it will be six
weeks till frost. We all hope
he is a true prophet.
DR.. McGavren reports a son
born to Mr.. and Mrs. John
Welch last night. The happy
couple live east of the city a
few miles.
Mrs. Mallory entertained the
teachers yesterday afternoon at
a six o'clock dinner.
Charles Gilmore, of Raglan
township, was a Valley business
visitor today.
Ellis Jones was in the Valley
today and says he finished
threshing yesterday. His wheat
averaged only 8 bushel to the
acre, but his oats make a little
over 50 bushel to the acre and
are of very fine quality.
Conductor Bachelor takes
out his run this evening, his Is
days lay off having expired to-
day. He says he is glad to get
back to work again.
The Mo. Valley Times is print
ing the premium list of the
County Agricultural Society.
Dennis O'Leary was in our city
Tuesday soliciting ads from our
stockmen and others and met
with very good success. Wood
bine Twiner.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1904-08-11
Sac.ass % cam Srf,aratars

The best cooling process
easiest detached and simplest
constructed separator made.
It's the connection that makes
our separator so convenient.
You don't have to be a ma
chinist in order to be able to
letach the inner can. Just un-
screw the thumb nut at the
top of the outer can and the
inner can lifts out. That's all
there is to it, as the inner can
its into a ground joint con-
lected to the outer can. The
'nly tools you need are your
hands. For sale by j. r. Nc
Iavren.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1904-08-11
4 PieasaH. y:s;t.

Sunday, at the ctose Of pracll-
ing, II. Il. Cox met Mrs. c. G.
La'lman, Mrs. Emma Russell.
and d. NJ. Harriss, and convey
j Cd them to his pleasant home
just east of the city, where they
were welcomed, the family con-
sisting of Mrs. Cox, Mr. and
Mrs. Riley Cox, and Miss Dora
Reel, and for some hours had q
most delightful visit. At about
2 O'clock we were ushered into
the dining room where a mag
nificent four course dinner was
served and highly enjoyed by
all.
After dinner, we, in company
with Mr.. H. B. Cox, Inspected
the growing crop and prospect
of the yield of vegetables. We
did not fail to locate the water
melon patch, thinking, perhaps,
lit may be convenient, at the
proper time, to more closely in
Ispect the same.
H. 3. Cox has one of the most
delightful homes in this county
|if not in the entire west, loca-
Gated, as it is, at the base of the
hills, Immediately on the high
! way leading from Missouri Vail
ely to Logan, a road much trav-
eled, with a splendid view up
and down the valley for miles.
The building is of wood, two
stories high, containing all the
modern improvements, with
|parlor, sitting room, kitchen,
and side rooms, with porch on
east and south side, the upper
part devoted to sleeping rooms.
The entire building is supplied
with pure water raised by wind
mill to a cistern on the hill and
conducted to every room in the
house by pipes; and the entire
building heated by furnace in
the cellar. In connection with
the house is a brick cellar for
winter roots, and over it a wash
room, stone side walks, and all
surrounded with a beautiful,
we'll kept lawn, intersperced
i with flowers, plants, and shade
trees, and just southwest of the
house is a large barn, sheds, &c.
The house fronts the fertile
and extensive farm containing
several hundred acres stretch
ling up and down the Boyer val
ley, and covered with waving
corn. Mr.. Cox is an extensive
stock grower and shipper.
MIR. Cox came to Iowa from
Indiana in 1851, his wealth be-
ing his hands and a determined
mind to succeed, and while en-
during all the privations Of a
western pioneer life, he man
aged to secure some of Uncle
Sans heritage to his children,
and now in his ripper years, sur
rounded with home and family,
with his children settled near
him, prosperous and happy, he is
and deserves to be happy, pos
sessing wealth and all the nee
essaries to make his declining
years the happiest of his life.
| His home and his success of
life is a living lesson of what
industry, frugality, honesty and
energy will accomplish, and fur
Their demonstrates that farming
is the most happy, Independent,
and respectable avocations of
man, and that it pays better
than any other business, provi-
ded it is properly conducted.
We congratulate Mr.. Cox and
family on their beautiful home,
and extend thank for courtesies
extended to us and ours.
d. M. Harris.
Mrs. M. lehman and son.
Gus left for Boone today,
where they will visit relatives
\ for hrno ,x,oal,c
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1904-08-11

Miss Kate Eli, arrived in the
ValleJ yesterday from Costa
Rico, Central America, and is
the guest of her sister, Mrs.
M. d. Stewart.
Father Mullen returned from
Colfax on Saturday evening,
where he had been for his
health.
Mrs. F. NJ. Reed left for Gid
den yesterday fora three weeks
visit with friends.
James Cochran is visiting
friends in the Valley for a few
days.
The plum crop is said to be
the heaviest seen in the county
in ten years.
c. C. Williams and M. j.
Fitzgibbon took in the double
header between Colorado
Springs and Omaha yesterday
They saw some fine ball play
ing.
G. w. Kellogg left for Water
loo, Iowa, this morning to attend
the grand lodge of the Knights
of Pythias, as representative of
Anchor Lodge No. 66 of this
city. The grand Lodge will be
in session for a week.
Amp George left for Grand
junction, Iowa, this morning on
real estate business.
The slayton Jubilee singers
were in the Valley this morn
ing on their way to Lincoln,
where they appear this evening.
c. w. Ford is in Little Sioux
this week plumbing the new
Setchell home at that place.
Joe Laughrey attended the
ball game in Omaha yesterday.
Mrs. Hi Sigler is reported
very sick at her home in the
country.
Miss Mary Mohatt and Katie
Mullen went to Onawa this
morning for a few days visit
with friends.
Mrs. Francis Lillwall was
called to Hartley, Iowa, Sunday
morning by a telegram announ-
cling the death of her brother,
Robert Jones, of that place.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1904-08-11

morning accompanied by her
mother, who will spend two
weeks with her in st. Louis
attending the fair. Eli will look
after that potato patch while
they are gone, and expects to
find potatoes looking like ele-
plants, etc.
Alderman Smith will fire a
kiln of 100000 brick next Tues
day.
Violent Attack Of Dlarrhcea
Cufed by ChalnE :flain's Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhsea Remedy
and Perhaps a life Saved.
ga short time ago | was
taken with a violent attack of
diarrhoea and believe l would
have died if | had not gotten
relief, says John j. Patton, a
leading citizen of Patton, Ala.
ga friend recommended Cham
berlain's Collie, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy. | bought
a twenty-five cent bottle and
after taking three doses of it
was entirely cured. | consider
it the best remedy in the world
for bowel complaints. For sale
by Elliott & Harvey. AL
Mr.. Dan Reedy, of Calhoun,
brought to our office today a
few specimens Of the Burbank
plum, each of which measured
over 5 inches in circumference.
He says he has a few trees load
with these plums. They are
timer than the California plums.
Hitched to a sulky cultivator
VIM. Hoyt pulled his wife and
their 4 year old son from Mo-
line, ILL.,, to the Worlds Fair, at
st. Souls, Mo. Mr.. Hoyt set out
upon a wager and covered the
distance in one month. He won
the bet of $1,000.
c. H. Deur and son Gene, re-
termed last night from their
western trip, we'll pleased with
the excursion.
A. N. Fountain left for Bone
steel this afternoon where he
goes to file on the claim he drew
in the Rosebud reservation.
Mrs. Joseph Noy and Carl
Hoar are Logan visitors today.
G. A. Puddy is a Council
Bluffs visitor today. He is talk
ing of trading his property in
this city for Council Bluffs pro-
perty.
c. N. Frye and wife are spend
ing a few days visiting Mrs.
Frye's parents at the Baptist
parsonage.
Mrs. Dan Finley and daught-
er Ruth left for Boone this
morning for a visit with friends.
Miss Isabelle and Adelaide Meis,
who have been visiting the Fin
ley children in this city, left
with her for their home in
Boone.
Mr.. and Mrs. L. 3. Stokes
and daughter left this morning
for Creighton, Neb., where they
will visit friends and relatives
for a week.
w. b. Maine and wife, of
China, were in the Valley yes
terday morning on their way
home to Magnolia.
Mrs. DR.. Gamble was called
to Walnut Ridge, Arkansas, last
night, by a telegram announc-
ing the dangerous illness of her
brother, Ray Bowman, at that
place. She left on the 6:O5
train this morning for Arkan-
sas.
Mrs. Rena Patterson, of Coun-
Gil Bluffs, is visiting her bro
ther, Charles Williams, in Love-
land today.