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The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-16
be covered by a Republican hot air ship
THE HuMoR OF IT.

The Hon. William H. Grimshaw, by
States marshal for Minnesota, is guilty
of a direct and specific violation of the
rule laid down by the president pro-
hibiting federal officers from taking ac-
tive part in the federal campaign. But
we do not expect to hear that Marshal
Grimshaw has lost his official head as
soon as the news reaches Washington.
Mr.. Grimshaw, filled with an I'M
speakable admiration for the great man
who gave him his job, took his type
set of resolutions to be adopted by
the Hennepin county convention called
to select delegates to the district con-
vention, Having poured his soul into
the typewriter he was. SO struck with
the result that he forthwith concluded
he had perpetrated good thing and
ought to push it along. Forthwith he
transmitted copy Of the burning effu-
sion TO the Republicans Of Ramsey
county, and yesterday the Hon. Darius
Francis Reese, in a voice shaken with
emotion, reduced his fellow Repub-
licans in the county convention to tears
by giving vocal utterance to the throb-
bings of Marshal Grimshaw's heart.
Resolved, That we unqualifiedly,
unequivocally and irrevocably indorse
the administration of President Roose-
velt and demand his denomination and
election The voice was the voice of
Reese, the words the words Of Grim
shaw. And Grimshaw having unquaIi-
fied1y, unequivocalIy and irrevocably
committed himself to willingness to
hold his job for another term warmed
to his subject. In the grasp of a
strange and remorseless vocabulary he
performed some stunts in English that
made the Hon. Darius Francis Reese,
lover as he is of uncouth and sesquipe-
dalian words and involved sentences,
to shudder, even stammer, in the read
ing. Grimshaw committed that con-
vention to the Rooseveltian game in
double-riveted fashion that curdfed
the blood of some of those who sub
scribed to the document Of Grimshaw.
Grimshaw will not be disciplined for
this breach of the presidential rule. He
erred in a good cause. He burned in
cense under the nose of Roosevelt and,
when feathers had been burned under
the nose of those lovers Of English who
were compelled to listen, the incident
was probably closed.
Grimshaw's zeal for his chief leaves
him. so far as the public is concerned,
simply guilty of an aggravated assault
on his mother tongue. And to that
charge he would probably plead 'frre-
vocably guilty."
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-16
TODAY'S WEATHER


Minnesota-Fair Wednesday; Thursday
fair. except rain in south portion; variable
winds becoming fresh northeast.
Wisconsin-Eair Wednesday; Thursday
fair, except rain in south portion; variable
winds.
South Daketa-Fafr Wednesday, colder
in central portion;, Thursday fair.
Montana-Fair Wednesday and Thurs
day.
North DakotalFair and colder Wednes-
day; Thursday fair.
iowa-Warrner Wednesday, with rain In
west portion; fair in east; Thursday rain,
colder In west portion.
ST. Paul - Yesterdays observations,
taken by the United States weather bu-
reau. ST. Paul. w. e. Oliver. observer. for
the twenty-four hours ended at o'clock
last night-Barometer corrected for tenn
peratuTe and elevation. Highest tempera-
ture. 81; lowest temperature. "a; average
temperature, 26; daily range, q; barom-
efer so. %; humidity, Is; precipitation.
%; I o. M temperature, 81; p. m. wind,
southeast; weather, cloudy.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-16
PERSONAL MENTION

Mich: George L. Smith, East Liverpool,
Ohio; John B. Jones, Waukesha. Wis., H.
N. Israel, Cedar Falls: C. r. V. Weldon,
Toronto; R. P: Chamberlain, Pittsbprg;
booker and son, Seattle.
win Davis, Tracy; George Miller and
wife, Tacoma; W. P. Soath, Rockwell,
Iowa; L. Schmidt, Perham; William ].
Hartman. Clara City; w. II. Freeman,
ton; Charles FL. Stanley. Steele, N. D.
windsor-D. c. Rood and wife, Hibbing;
George Larch and wife. Hibbing; s. L.
Sharvfn, Window; o. w. Sevang, Lanes
boro; E. F. Walsh, Hot Springs; L. M.
Barker and wife, Omaha; G. B. Rogers,
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-16
aeoop FOB THE GLOBE
Edttnr AT The CLONE:

TO the Editor Of The Globe:
Your editorial in yesterdays G o e,
entitled Ought to Be Settled" has caus-
ed SO much favorable comment among the
residents of st. Anthony Park that I feel
Justified, in view of my position as presi-
dent of the st. Anthony Park Citizens
league, in expressing to you Our sincere
YOUR effort in our behalf We find T h e
GIob now as ever on the side of JUS
tice and right We have hard fight on
our hands and an editorial such as that
was helps us and cheers Us lot. We say,
'tGoed for Til Glob
Walter s. Chase,
President ST. Anthony Park Citizens
League.
March Il, 1904.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-16
Contemporary Comment
A siansof The Times.

The news that two thieves in New
York broke into Broadway store and
made off with 5000 trading stamps is
not to be passed over lightly. 1t is a
sign of the times To this extent may
the trading-sta craze develop. The
most ungallant words that ever were
said in French are ''cherchez la fem
me- but in this instance they would
seem to be justified, for the inference
clearly Is that the thieves were wom-
en-. Men may break all the Ten Com
mandments, and in robbery stoop to
cheating the government out Of post
age stamps, but he has not been known
to fall SO low as to steal trading
stamps. Philadelphia Ledger.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-16
The Depth of the President.

Ex- Secretary Root explains in Flor
ida, very much as he did in New York,
that the president Is rash and impuls-
i've on top, but a model Of conserva-
tisTn at the bottom. He has never ae-
quired the reputation of being very
deep person, but the country has not
got down to his conservatism yet, and
there is great danger that it would
get no nearer to it by 1909 If it should
give him another lease Of power
Philadelphia Record.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-16
win They Do It?

The Democratic party has often
been accused of an 'historic incapaci
ty" for taking advantage of it's op-
portunities, but what shall be said Of
the Republican party if it dominates
Senator Fairbanks for vice president
when 1t might put Secretary Taft, for
instance, on the ticket with President
Roosevelt ?-Proyidenc Journal.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-16
The Fairbanks Boom,

So eocksure Of their plan to have
Senator Fairbanks nominated as
Roosevelts running mate, and of his
election, are Indiana Republicans that
they are already actively canvassing
for the vacancy that would occur in
the senate. This appears as If they
were so anxious to take time by the
forelock that they are reaching out
for it before it has grown big enough
to seiZe-NeMark Advertiser
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-16
RussTA,s MAGIC CITY.

A view Of what has been done in the
Eastern terminus of the Trans-Siberian
railway, gives one a very different i'm
preston of the capacity and genius Of
Russia from that which we had OBJ
tanned in this country by reading the
writings of Mr.. George KEENAN, and
other Russophobists.
i No other nation, however advanced,
has accomplished what has been done
by the Russians in the raising UP of a
city at the tremendous distance from
the center of national enterprise as
that which separates Dalny from ST..
Petersburg.
Dalny, a Russian word meaning "far
away" was built at the order of Nicho-
las Of Russia, on the instigation of M.
De White, his great minister. The idea
of the statesman was to raise city in
the East that would be Muscovite in
appearance, government and popula-
ton, and which would, by it's very mag
nifcence, impress the yellow peoples
with the wealth and resources of Rus
STA. It's site was selected after much
deliberation on the eastern coast of
Manchuria. Enormous sums were spent
in preparing the site for the city and
it's defenses. Then the work Of building
was undertaken on a grand scale.
There was apparently no lack of money
for the undertaking. We are frequently
told that Russia's credit is not of the
best, but millions were poured out to
erect this city whose present object
was but to make q lavish show of
wealth.
The government and other public
buildings are described as really mag
nifieent, and so soon as they were erect
ed they were occupied by men Of high
position whose life mission took them
to the East. 1t is probable that great
inducements were made to Russians of
the better class to establish home and
business in this Russian city 1000 miles
away from the seat of Russian govern
ment. In five years the city was prac-
tically finished-at cost of how many
millions no one is ready to say. 1t has
now a population of $4,000, and it is
planned to afford the comforts of civil
cation to million people. 1t is already
thriving, this subsidized metropolis. It
is Russian to the core and only the bet
ter class of Orientals are welcomed in
its business districts. 1t is the Mecca
to which every Russian turns when he
faces the East
The story of Dalny is worth while
contemplating when one is disposed to
jump at the conclusion that the Japa-
nese will defeat Russia in this present
war. The government of the car did
not build Dalny without being very
sure of what the future of the East
would be. 1t was part of that shadowy
and portentous scheme which Is being
worked out and which is tolerably sure
to be carried to the contamination
aimed at. Russia is in no hurry now,
she has been in no hurry. But Dalny
is one of many pledges that Russia has
given of her intention to hold what she
has seized in the far East.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-16
The Everlasting Dreyfus.

He was the victim of cruel con-
spiracy in the first place, and was
later denied complete justice from mo-
tives of political sexpediency. His cause
persists because he never had fair
trial and because his disinterested ad-
vocates have never permitted the au-
thorities to escape from an uneasy
consciousness of the fact.-Chicago
Record-Hera1d
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-16
& =
Desperation.

The idiots are running the country,
and the sensible men are afraid to pro-.
test. A good drubbing will do the SEN
sibIe men good. We, therefore, hope
that Willie Hearst will be elected
president, and that Ed Hoch will be
defeated for governor of Kansas
AtchiSon Globe
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-16

The most gratifying thing accom-
plished by the administration lately is
the construction Of the Pan-American
railway which gives us direct RAN com
munication between New York and
Buenos Ayres, except for the trifing
distance of 1890 miles. The break will
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-16
.UninteIIioibIe Talk.

$50 you two girls are studying French.
What's your idea in that?'
$50 we can talk in public. you know,
without letting everybody understand
We'll suceeed?"
eyes indeed. You'll succeed even if you
get into a crowd of Frenchmen. "-Phila-
delphia Press.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-16
Among the Merrymakers
The Code.

For more than an hour the two French
duelists had fought desperately with their
rapiers.
Suddenly one of them was seen to vince
slightly.
"Hoid!' exclaimed the referee-or
whatever he is in French-stepping be-
tween the combatants. what is the
matter, sir?"
Zone of my corns is hurting me- re-
piled the duelist that had WINGED.
''Sheathe your weapons. gentlemen,
said the referee. "Honor is satisfied. -
Chicago Tribune.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-16

It is claimed by the manager Of the
house that the attempt made to shoot
an actor on the stage Of a New York
theater was inspired by a desire for
private revenge. This obvious effort
to throw discredit on public bene-
factor viii be reprobated by every lover
of justice.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-16

If the Prohibitionists insist on NOM
mating Gen. Miles fer the presidency
they might make it good one by put
ting Col. Cody in as the tail of the
ticket and thus running the other he
.roes out Of the presidential business.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-16

Col. Roosevelt having taken UP jiju-
jitsu. with japanese for teachers, we
may presently look for the return to
their native land of a lot of manned
and crippled Japs.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-16
Nerve.

Towne-K loseman's a nervy Individual
It's a wonder he doesn't get his throat
cut some day.
Browne-Why?
Towne-Why, he has the nerve to shave
himself in the morning and go into
barber shop an hour or SO later for
hair cut-PhiIadelphia Press.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-16
Cellar and Cellular.

"Now Mr. Ramble." said the professor,
seyou may tell US the difference between
the cellar and the cellular forms of 1ife."
Mr., RambIe thought for moment.
Zone lives in house." he ventured,
land the other lives in fiat. Judge.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-16
At St. Paul Theaters

''Wnitewashing julia one of the
latest New York successes, will close
an engagement at the Metropolitan
opera house with matinee this after
noon and the last performance tonight.
The play is a comedy. the latest work
of Henry Arthur GoneS, author of The
Liars Mrs. Danes Defense and
other well known pieces. 1t is being
presented. by Fay Davis, one of Charles
Frohman's discoveries and members
of the Empire Theater Stock company,
including Guy Standing.
Louis James and Frederick Warde
should be welcomed by their legion of
engagement at the Metropolitan on
next Sunday evening in "Othello." On
Monday and Tuesday nights ''Alexan-
der the Great" will receive its first ST.
Paul presentation. From all accounts
the new vehicle affords Mr.. James and
Mr.. Warde equal opportunities for the
display of their talents. At the We'd
nesday matinee Julius Caesar and on
Wednesday evening Macbeth will
be presented. The advance sale of seats
and boxes will open tomorrow.
There will be a matinee of "The
Sign of the Four" at the Grand today
at 2:90. Walter Edwards has the lead
ing role of the detective. Sherlock
Holmes.
For Her Children's Sake" melo-
drama by Theo. Kremer, will be the
attraction at the Grand next week.
Extravaganza, supplemented by
clever vaudeville, is drawing good
houses at the Star. The bill offered by
the Utopians is an attractive one, and
is certain to attract the lovers Of varie-
ty during the week.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-16
Delay Dangerous for Japan.

If the japanese were as quick and
ready to strike on land as they We're
on sea the war would be going against
Russia now. Every day that q land
attack is delayed helps the Muscovite
cause.-Clevelafd Leader.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-16
In the Orient.

A dashing young soldier named Itsky
By a Japanese bullet was hitsky;
He said: 'sPll not fight,
don't think It's right,
And instead I will gitupandgitsky."
New Orleans Times-Democrat.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-16
coIoneps Opinion.

can eminent physician" remarked the
Ohio man. "says. that it is positively in
furious to drink water while eating"
"WeH, sah," rejoined Colonel Smiley, of
Kentucky, 81 don't see, sab, why it should
not be as injurious then, sab, as at any
other time, sah.''-Chicago News.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-16
Mitiaates Horrors of War.

King Edward has forbidden the
singing of topical songs referring to
the Russo japanese war. 1t has al.
ways been suspected that Edward had
a good streak in him.-Chicago Rec
ord-Herald.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-16
Anythinq to Save Votes.

OF course there lis movement to
postpone final action in the Smoot
case until after the presidential cleo
tion.-Washington Post.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-16
History.

First congress meets and day by day
Men speak midst plaudits and acclaim
Then 1t adjourns and strange to say
The world moves on about the same.
Washington Star.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-16
Mo End Of Smiths.

Lives of Mormon saints remind US
That when we have passed away,
Smiths Will be on deck behind US,
Multiplying every day.
Chicago Record-Herald.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-16
sneakinu From Experience.

1t seems so very foolish in the peo-
pie of Springfield to burn up their
town when they don't have to.-Balti-
more American.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-16
DIsproved.

Knicker-They say that guilty person
always returns to the scene of his crime.
Bocker-Nonsense! Whoever heard of q
cook coming ck?-New York Sun.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-16
To incorporate Red Men.

WASHINGTON D. c., March 15.-
Representative Gregg, Of Texas, intro
duced bill today to incorporate the
great council of the United States of
the Improved Order Of Red Men.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-16
Just as DANGEROUS.

Bobbie-Has your pa ever had an auto
mobile?
Willie-No, but we had mad dog once.
Chicago Record-Herald.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-16
The Education of Mr.. Dick.

The new senator from Ohio will note
that Mr.. Foraker is able to get few
postmasters now and then-Baltimore
Herald. -
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-16

With about one more effort Rhode
Island should be able to efface itself
from the map.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-16
One Way of Looking at 1t.

Utah is after all but carrying out Pres
ident Roosevelt's views on race suicide
Birmingham Age-Herald.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-16
And Nothing Else to Worry Him.

It's less than year now wher
Theodore Roosevelt will have leisure
to write the "reminiscences of an acct
dental president Milwaukee News.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-16

1t is claimed that Minnesota's con-
gressnen will form an association Of
defense and offense against the polit-
zeal leg pullers." The Organization
that can "offend" one of these must be
UP to snuff.-Duluth Herald.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-16

supplemented by
is drawing good
The bill offered by
attractive one, and
the lovers Of varie-
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-16

For Her Children's Sake a melo-
drama by Theo. Kremer, will be the
attraction at the Grand next week.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-16

If Minneapolis would pick out a first
class man for United States senator.
and then turn in and support him, the
city would get what it should have.
But she won't, as she is cursed by a
lot of dog-in-th Republicans
-Anoka Union.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-16
Extra va oanza

Extrava ganza,
clever vaudeville,
houses at the Star.
the Utopians is an
is certain to attract
ty during the week.
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iyS Temperatures
t2nraHighl
H2nnnHiph

.Washington time q p. m. St Paul..
Arizona republican., 1904-06-05
As EXPENSIVE cELEsaATioN

FFznrifoa R Mofsr0 held a small but fKI.r1flEr celebration here and in f-fn~riE gfeferday ana me day before. lfs lao be~u a hard Hofker on the EzEta fe gravel EanE at Florence for a lauF flme and sent to Phoenix yes- frF1ag ta -u3sg himseif This be did te thr e1tr1f of fi1a. Yesterday be raule te Trmre and Ess found peace iEIE slf~tauE on the sidewalk. He rffafsi ta mgFe and Uas arrested The l-aEr arridrl me sieep uas sorth fs-s0. FTanrlsec had @ horror of eoinE to tau so he prevailed tn bis friends Co e. sersrllF ler fh- an0snt and he was .arEafee1
Arizona republican., 1904-06-05
A FRAUD AND THE GUILTY PusIic

One of the most typical of the frauds carried out through the mails was one wherein the receiver of a circular was told that he was entitled to prize which he had won from a magazine called The Mississippi Valley Plant CT" published by the Mississippi Val ley Publishing Company.
 The real kernel was the statement that the recipient of the circular was entitled to certain prize which would be shipped on receipt of the freight charges. In nearly every case the ad- dressee had won premium number sew len. a horse and Lily buggy and har. ness. valued at s2752 With equal uniformity. the freight charges were placed at s29.60.
 Never was a bubble blown with less actual soap. There never had been such a concern as the Mississippi val- ley Publishing company, or such pub lication at The Mississippi Valley Planter"
 The fraud order intercepted six hun, dred money orders and number ot registered letters. All these people, with the hundreds wno haa come Ce- fore chem. were reaching out after val uable prizes which they. in the nature of things. must have known they had nver earned or even competed for. He has mistaken me for some one else. | but I'll take the horse and buggy just the same." must have been the thought which flashed through those six hund- red heads, and 1t is an unpleasant com mentary on the wicksdness of human nature. The prime swindler simply makes Victims of men not unwilling to Magazine.
Arizona republican., 1904-06-05
WATER MEETING.

Water users who are arrayed on th ? opposite sides Of the water question just now agitating the public spirit CT Mesa. were out early yesterday array ing their forces and counting noses to see where they stood. IL was expected that a red hot meeting would be he d at p. m. It is impossible at present 10 predict the result. as the melon growers are acting under terr.b c ne- ressitv and they think they have enough syunt,athlzers to carry the ques- fion. It ia hoped that however the ot,estlcn Is settled. fl will be for the best good Of ;he community But just what that Is there is a wide differene of opinion at this time.
Arizona republican., 1904-06-05
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