The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1904-08-04
THiSTLES


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ope ihosgbi. Miss cir That's more thar
gave JoS oredlt Tor.
Tg'h. rmsfsed The moialiEer, (,
stranger lhsa ae'lon. Yes rllibed The Dc.
Rorailag, and the ma nifty OF men sc, IN to
be ihy Of stsocia.lng with strangers.
She You're swiuily good to stay here
and talk TO me. Ht-Tbstk you. VIII,
Because !! makes George kwfully jealous.
One He Didn't expect Miu Pyt,c--
Blu, 10 your iurbeys through Aftics didn' I
You met, with sBy miifortuus or tcci.
des,s, Mr.. Macos,richi Mr.. MAeos'rIth--
Well, ! ne, my wife,
--Bllis-Pour thousand Jsps were Kill
I'd by The explosion Of Russian magazine
they bad taken. Jlpks-Well, they ought
TO have known better than TO try to read q
Russian magazine.
Teacher Now who can tell me why
the Puritsns came to this country snAll
Member Of History Clsss--I can, teacher
They came 10 purify their blood.
Good Qualifications: Mrs. Tesser
would make great baseball catcher. v hat
makes you ,hlnk sot Why, the other night
she caught her husband stealing home and
pu. him out.
Her Youth Mrs. FlAnnery - Mrs.
Dooley's been rale sick; dye think Nil she
rayeoser' Mrs. finnegsn-She thinks so
She sea abe has youth on her soIde. Faith,
u must be on the lnsoid, then. far II don I
show.
"a young woman reporter for the Mon.
roe City News got married recently and
KEEP, the wedding a secret for week.
Then, 1t 10 said she needed news and
printed the story.
The Worst Thing About Il. How do
you ike married life, asked her dearest
frie1d. Well, she replied, = little ruefully,
after one Is married one can't be engf ged |
any more, you know.
Her Retort: Ny ancestors came over
In the haynower, said the young woman
who boasts. Yes. answered Mrs. Plekin.
ham Of Chicago; understand that travel
was ytrg cheap on tina. boat.
-sm II Tommy--Thc teacher wanted to
box my ears this morning. Grandpa How
do ven know he dili Small Tommy
Cause be wouldn't have boxed en- II lie
hsdn't wanted tc.
The psrson prefchtd such a edifyin'
sermon on the subIsc' Of filthy lucre II at
The the trustees raised bis salary $500 The
pa's1n took Il. He said be reckoned he'd
put 10 4 new bath,ub and take the chan
ees.
--fowne-.IIgley is married now. ard
he's got a reputation to live up to. Brown
II heard he was married to that young
widow, bat what's the reputation ytuI
speak of Tosnc-HIs wife's first hts
bands.
"A little nse.year old Chicago Miss was
standing on the hotel steps gazing anxious.
y up the street. Are you looking for q
usoard little Girl. asked one Of The guests.
i's, sir; was the prompt reply "for man.
MS husband"
-~unappreclative Did you ever read
PAPER at your literary soti,tyt asked tie
oarg woman with frowBing brow. No,
the mattcr-oi-fsct mstrop. Eut
I'VE tcen times when would have enI,ytd
'esdlng paper or msgszinc instead OF
litoniog to what was golng on.
Hubbard When see all these bills I
IN tired Of life. Do you think the time :,
Nil ever come when We shall be out OF
isbts Wife lchecriully Why not, dar- 2
ltas You know that you are carrying an
acep.lonslly large life insurance.
- Brakeman Get out. You Joined
'hysieh culture CLASS. Bsgsagemastei
have, for fact. How can you Afford II
70 your pay That's the beauty Of II.
,osch't cost me a cent. The expense all
ones out OF the owners OF the baggage.
Money Saved. MuzsIos-so you hn- 9
lily mustered up coursge to propose to
lisa Springer, chi What was the resrlt,Is
iuggint-she dismissed me wllhoa, etre-
iony. Oh, well, doa't you care. The
bsence Of ceremony saved you the minis
rs Zee.
Now Katie, said Mrs. Meinrery to her :
ssen-year-old daughter, wah, ye to 20
the grocery store and git me tin cin,s
Iorth " maesrobi. Tin elu,s Of whAts
assiioued katie. just say your las, name y
} the ainilemar, and he'd know what /. IL :
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