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Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1904-06-07
3.MarQ.
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Cripple Greet, Golo., 6. SUM-. =
9eb Snbepenbence Sern6dnetation
br9btes tolo U9nO Dag peb, at en-
internal" Wfaitine etsplooerebe, o9
7 andre 1aareoes dlborligt. @qebe
W9no br9btes ejeblittelig, og cen
oeoe fort efter at fine 9eitabigelier.
2lae De or9bte og iaareoe, meb llno=
tagelie al to Wl9no, bar ,,nonunton"
0}inedrbejoere, iOm bar beit9Ttigeoe
ON Natten 5inolepminen.
De baobe Iuttet beres 9(r6eibe 9l.
2 ON Wor9enen Og bentebe paa ct
5orItaos 5o9 paa 5lorence &c Grip
pie Greet 9anen for at tere 6iem til
Cripple Greef og @ictor. 2ige efter
at Sngenigren paa bet inolg6enoe
5og 6upoe flpjtet for at IignaliIere
W}inear6ejoerne, iom bet bar Stit.
Ifete Der en- frpgteIig GfsptoiiOn uns
Der Pldtformen Nprheben al, 6por
26 Wdno itob iamlebe.
Platformen fplintrebes, Stations
bpgningen ramlebe iammen, % Der
iloges ct Sui SorOen omtring 20
Sob Diameter og omtrent lige Iad
ob6t. Stumper at acknowledgement
taiteoeS flere 6unoreoe5ob bort, 6por
De enonu iitrebe, ba be fdmleDes op.
yfogle fdlot 6ulen, fom @fsploiio=
nen 6dpoe ldOet, men gberlemmerne
bar afreDne. Der fanbtes StDtter /
500 6oos 9tfitanO. Stobet feltes
gennem 2ejren, og ale oeffeoes op
at SBpne.
WtpnOene paa Soget bar De ferftt,
Der tom til lllpftesitebet og fom be
iaareoe til 6j9lp. Der blep iprget
for be ulnttelige, Der leoebe, % 2epz
ningerne at De bpOe 6lep iamlebe og
6egrdbe0e.
Ser ipnes at forelie9e en- pirtelig
ojaOelif 5or6rbOelie. soelpeOsmaIfis
nen bar fti0et sfter 8eregnin9 unoer
PlatfOrmen, bpor oisIe Sffe Sore
ningsmano fulbe iamles for at gaa
pad SOget. Gn 3eoolber par itillet
/ NGrbeben og Ipenbt. Sra ben bar
Der Iaa anbragt en- Staaltraabslebz
ming langs Sernbunen fuuleoes, at
2otomotioet ifulbe offpre 8epoloeren
lige Oeo Den 9ib, bet flpjteoe, 6piltet
lpffeoes dltfor pel.
Der iuaes ct Menneite flpgte fra
Steoet og Der er ubienbt 8loobunoe
for at oplege bam. Man mener, bet
er en- 6apnsbadb al ltnionsm9noene
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1904-06-07
Operipsmmelie / Seaomopo,
SUntb 9afuta.
u B ftillig 5ub al Gjen D m,
{ g 10 MenneIfer brutner.

0eaolpooo, g. D., 3. SUM-. :
Soft / 8eabpoob tilbragte en- 5io
/ 2tftes ben itsrite Spenoing pg
Street. 5iolig paa Gftermiobagen
begDnote Wbiteipooo, 9edDnooo og
GitD 6reet, oppulmeoe Oeb be iioite
fire 0dges bibtil utenote Hegnfalb,
at gdd oper oeres 9reooer % ienee
oeres eSnobolo ben igennem gDens
9aoer, opreo 5ortope, fplote aeloere
og rep 9uie fra oeres @runopoloe.
Nbitefpooo Greet mootager alt 9ans
bet ira Stremmene openfor, og bet
par umuligt at boloe ben inoenfor
fine Gjrenier. 2lbitillige 9bgninger
flsO pat, 5emmeroplag lsfteoes og
6ortfertes og anoen Staoe itete. Gn
5io truebe ben ribenoe Strem meo
at tage 5orretningstbarteret meo Jig,
men 8orgernes beroiite 5or6olosregs
Ter reooeoe bet.
Der er bog ltet alporIig Stape.
@n itor Bro, Stir 6da 0q andre be-
tpoelige gbgninser 6leo ruinereoe.
5 flere Gage bar Sernbunetrafitten
O9ret itanolet, og Rort6 Weiterns
5ub an Ilaaes til 100000, og bet bill
tage to Tiger at iette 9anen COB
Stano q &c W. 9aneiporet er b9fz
tet al ct Soroitreb, o9 bet iiges, at
bette Sompognis Sab pil blipe lige
Iad fort Iom Nort6neiterns. Del
pauitaas o9fdd, at 100000 bill IL
te oette gpen Oeabnoobs Sab. st
ungt MenneIte folbt beo Hebnings-
forIsg 9dnbet o9 flso meb Strsms
men, for Der tunbe boes BAN 6j9lp.
San er life iben funben.
Ogiaa fra andre Steoer meloes Der
ON Sfdbe. @n 6armer | N9r6eben
af Sturgis forisgte at tomme oper
5loben pad 6eIterpg, men tom |
@anoet o9 brufnebe.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1904-06-07
Sibetanerne muSitaar Sriterne.
& oncentterer 5roppet to
Steber Or at mpbe 2oungs
6usbdnos Gfspeoitton.

Nep gort, 6. SUM. = Gn &orrez
iponOent 9pang Sie. 5ibet melper
til 2onoon 5imes, at ct 9rep ira
S6erlt goungbusbanb til 5ibetaners
ne, hpori bet forlanges, at tie 9lmz
bon" ital fomme til 9pang Sic meo
tibetunif 9lutOritet til at afgere beres
Wfellemo9renoe inoen %. eSuni, er
blepet tilbageienot uoen at pore aabz
net og uoen Gommentdr.
5ibetdnerne bar oltIau, tilfgier
aorreIponrenten, palgt arig. 8e
iamler nu jim StDrfe / aloiteret oq
9pen 9pan9 5ie. Der tales DIN en-
anoen Samlingspldbs melfemHalung
og &ban9 Wia.
5ibetanernes Senii9t er for ners
p9renbe at fpr6poe 9rtgao oegenerul
Wlac Oonndlo at naa @Dang 5ie, og
bet er muligt, at be nplig ounbne Grz
faringer bar lert 5jenoen at bereoe
8eneralen langt iterre 9dniteligbes
Der, eno ban fra ferit af bapbe b,z
regnet.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1904-06-07

2tl anpre U(tsnonef o9.z4
9iliammen $26,52160
6oruoen bet nRnnte er Der flere
Steoer inoenfor Dor airtes 8irtiome
beo ofret betDoelige GUNNER 2larets
Qsb til airter % Yr9Iteboliger. st
9lif pad oisIe gibrag er Itittet til
baaoe at fploe bore 6jerter meo
@laOe og Sut til SUB, Iom lob bet
l1ttes, o9 til at 9ioe os fOrnpet 9ao6
for 5remtiben.
SamIunOet teller ifolge 6orman=
oens Happort 81 Yralter, 8 U}islioa
n9rer, 150 W}enigbeoer (92 Yreiie
talo), 50 MisiionsplaOier, o9 0anz
itere unoer 9irtens 5nbflpOeIie giOes
til 32,35O.
2tnoen Days 5ormiOOagsiesiion
bolotes / ct. 9(nsgar Colleges aas
pei og aabneOes at Bait 5. g. Ziter=
gdaro, Oleanoer, Sal. Taoneliiten
uiite 49 9raiter og 36 0elagater
n9rb9renoe.
5noberetning ira StoleOirettionen
oplpites al Oennes 5ormanO, qait. 5.
s. ailoiig. Den bite, at 5rinitatis
Seminarium og Dana college Mar
bar paret fretOenteret al 129 GleOer.
Sno6eretningen par peblugt Rapporz
ter fra Stolen5 geit1rer og andre
QRrere.
Sno6eretning ira 8irettionen for
Dan. 9utb. publiibing 9ouie oplas
ties at 0irettionens 5ormano, pait.
q. 9amltoO 0eola9te Status pil
iioen 6Iiue offentlig9jort.
BerneItoletomiteen rupporterece
ogiaa, og iiOen foretoges Der aoifiais
&c galg.
qait. g. So6nion genOalgtes iom
Samfunbets Setret9r, og Wlr. IS.
,. StoO, Rucine. genodlgtes lom
Uleolem al 8oaro Of 5ruitees. Der
pda ilutteoe Sesiionen meb Bon af
paitor 6. Sobnien.
Yeo GftermiOOd9siesiionen, Der
ad6nebes meo Striftl9sning og 9en
af pait. 6. Is. alotb. afTluttepe5
@alget al ct dnbet Uleolem pda 30
arb Of 5ruitees. 6. Gfiloien,
6dmpton, gle6r.. bleb Odlgt. pait.
alotb og Wir. Otto 6dnIen pdlgtes
iom Weblemmer af Stolsoirettionen.
paa 9iretfiOnen for' Dan. Gutb.
publ. 0oule" genOalgtes pait. s.
80. 6anien, og Mr. 5ergen Senien,
Glt 6Orn, Sa., Og Wtr. Ut. Beet,
Blair, y2ebr. Wlr. 8ect n9gtebe at
mootage 9alset. o9 bans Steb
Odletes iad Wlr. 9. g. Spenbien,
Q(lbsrt 2eu. Winn. Yait. %. Dam
ltob oalgtes til at fploe 0ufancen
eiter pait. u. 90. 2(nberien, Der baOz
be reiigneret, Oa ban tos imoo 8alget
til Reoattsr al ,DonIteren".
Samfunbets aasIerer, So. Sect,
rapportereoe og genpalgtes. Rdpport
fra pr9iteentes aomiteen oplaites.
5ormanben opl9lte oerpad en- Snol
6poelfe fra gDen gennem bens Mas
Dor til WeOet ON at tage en- asretur
omtring / 9pen Manbag Gftermios
bag al. 4. SnObpoelIen mobto9es
enitemmig og meo Sat.
Oplesnins al Setretarens Snos
beretning tilligemeo Rapport fra
8srnebjemmene paafulgte. Der bar
paret meset liOt Spgoom og intet
Dsosfulo paa bore 8srne6jem bet
iibite 4ar, og DIR er eiort ct trofait
og eobt 2(rbejbe.
Sesiionen ilutteoe meo 8sn.
2(arsmebets treble Dag aabnebss
rnen 0(nhnnt lehet al Wnlt q 0lnhfr:
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1904-06-07
Den foreneoe oanlfe
epaneel. Iutherlfe Rirfes
8. olarsmooe.
Jierbe 0ana Der bolbe5
Qor8msoe / 9ut9infon.
Smfring $50 PrGfter,
8eIf9dter % besgenoe
til Stebe.

Zen forenoe oanIte epangeliItsluz
tberite airtes 8. Qlarsmeoe aabneoes
meo bgjiinelig @uostjeneIte ben
banite ep.zlutb. airte / 9ut6inlon
Snsbag 5orm 81. 10 ben l. SUM.
pait. U}. s. Senien=GngboIm pr9ois
teoe, % 5oumanoen, Pdt. @. ..
ghriitianien, forretteoe Nltertjenes
fen. Giter enbt 9uostieneite critic
rebe 5pImdnben Qlarsmeoet adbnet /
ben treenige SUBS NaDn og giorbe
nogle iaoie0enoe 8em9rtninger. Der
sfter bgb Steoets prGit, pdit. 5.
@ertisn 89iterne peltommen. Sir
ten par operfplot unoer Nabningss
nsoet.
Stsiionstioerne beItemtes iaalebes
Worosnanbdgt fra 81. Q iii $50.
5orretniu9siesiioner fra ST. $50 til
11.45 5n. Og fra 81. 2.30 til 3
Gftm.
sfRrmioodgsiesiionen aabnepe8
meo Striitlasnin9 al 9dIt. Q. M.
Rielfen, pg gpens ,,Mapor", Wlr.
Garlos Crerp, bolot en- Yale til 5ors
TamIinqen og bso 9larsmsbet oeltomz
men IL 8Den. 6dn Idgoe bl. a.. at
ban oiloe life uolebere Uisoet 9Dens
Reqler, ior ben baooe ingen. !0uts
hiniou bar daben, og oens 8orgere
par mere eno glade oeo at tiIbboe De
res e5aitiribeo, og Msbets gniter
oiIoe meo gerebbilligbeo blipe imeOe=
tommtt 0erIom ban (tbe manor
odr Meplem al 5oriamlingen. biIbe
ban ioreilda. at ben forenece oanife
Sirte tolpt 1T Q(arsmsoe Der bbert
Nar. Dan bersrte ogidu bet 5dftum,
at BET par fjerbe Sang, bette airtes
Inmfuno (oog lite ben forenebe
airte, men en- Del al benz 6olot lit
4arsmebe Der. 6ons Sale mootos
aes meb gifolo.
Qaa 5oriamlingens @egne Iodrebe
Jormanben pad Ulaborens 9ale og
tatfsbe fot bans ,,8eltommen".
QapneIiiien bite, at Der beb Wisa
bets gegpnOelIe bar 40 prGIter og
35 0eleedter antomne.
Qaa Gormanoens 6enitilling itreo
Mpoei itrats til 9alget al be aomis
teer. Der iaopanlig O9lges peo Ules
bets gegpnoelie, og Iom Itdl arbejot
unoer Msbet.
Gfter at bisie 9alg bar foretdgne,
pplpiie 5ormanoen iin Snbberetning.
Ser refererebes til airtens foritellige
MisIioner Dor inbre WtisIion,
Mormonmisiionen Snoidnermisiios
nsn. DOR Misiion Supan, Smmis
grantmisiionen / Bottom og glep
gprt, Iaupel iom til @dmfuuoets
TaQespirtTombeber for Stole og /
8ornbjertiebebens 5jeneIte. 5orsps
riet biIte Snoberetningen felgenbe
Status oper ben forenebe bdnits
!tirie for n9rp9renbe:
89roi of airter .$248, 10000
@Grbi of pr9ite6oliger $4,000
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1904-06-07

&orrefp p o n b. n t.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1904-06-07
11anee RYeter frYoier.
1900 Sapanere loar 1000
Ausfere.
q 1t beror paa g ort art u r.
au5iiife Officerer tiger,
at % ationen taoreller
fatber meb Bort art6ur.

| " ~ y > y ~ Y ~ - ~ ; : y
lfatber meb Bort art ur.
glabene fra Senbags brdgte oet
Rpgte fra Ct. petersborg, at @enes
raj &uroti bar taget til 5ange, men
Rpgtet ifpnote fig rigtig not meO at
tilfpje, at bet life bar Itaof9itet, pg
bet bar 6eQer life oFficielt. Oagen
efter, altfaa / 9aar, meloes bet faa
ira Rom, at ban nogen Sio bar
lipt al ct milbere Nngreb al Spfuss
! fe6er, men er nu after raft. 9an bar
jO iaa bpert 5dlO paret ,,grebet"
ier bet ub til.
Sra 2onbon melbes unoer 6. SUM:
1000 Husiere af General Statelbergs
Brigade angre6 ben 81. Uluj en- jas
panit Stprte pad 1,500 Wlano, Der
inoebapoe en- Sitting fem Wlil Spb
| for 8dfdngtien. &usierne bleo ilaaet
til6uge meo ct Sa6 at 200 or96te og
400 1aareOe. Sapanerne table oper
100 brebte.
0ioere meloes ira 2onbon unoer
Iamme 9ato: Ruslan0s 6aab Sri
gen mob Sapan ligger / beres Wtez
ming ON port Qlrtburs Gone til at
mooitaa 2(ngre6. Saa flyer en- rusiiIt
aorreIponbent til 0ailb Mail.
0ette 9lab meooeler pioere ira
Iamme aorreIponOent: Sra perionz
lige Sdgttagelier, iom jeg bar gjort
6os Officerer al bsj Stang, forituar
ieg, at Ruslano oil itaa elIer falbe
meo port 2rtbur, bet oil ige, bbab
Regeringens 9tgtelIe bos Solicit an=
gaar.
5 bet 5ilfalOe, at 5eifningen fals
rer, er Der Mulig6eo for inore Sp=
tano gfuslanO, og lotale llroligbez
Der fan life unbgaas.
Yioere fra Qonoon unber 6. Suni:
Man mener, at ben Stip6eo, iom ber.
FER paa 2iaotung 6alpeen, fun er
5orbuo for en- Storm, fom mart bill
6rboe los. 9enerdlerne Stus %
StoesIels fjenotlige 69re er fun to
Wtil ira bindncen, og ben japanife
6Gr er tnn 7 Wlil fra 9ort 2trtbur.
gomiral 5ogo bar berettet, at ban
bar bert Ibere Gtsploiioner N9rz
9eoen af port 9trtbur, 6oilte menes
at 6iorsre fra Rusiernes Sorieg poa
at rpbbe 6inbringerne 6apnens
Wunoin9 at 9eien. 8erfra argus
menteres Der Ida bibere, at ben rus
iiIte 5laabe forbereOer Jig paa at gere
ct oramatiif 5orIe9 pad Slugt ira
6apnen, oeriom be japanIte 9onbz
trooper inbtager 8ben.
Der er intet ierlig MT fra 9rigSy
tueplabien til Morgen. fpr 8labet
gaar / YresIen. @n Meloing fra
oiup gang paaitob Qftes, at en-
suslilt 5orpebobadb 5lotina bdpbe
giort ct llofalo fra Yort Q(rtburs
6aOn / 2erodgs peo 0oggrp, ooerras
itet 5jenben o9 ltubt fire af Sapaners
nes Sti6e / S9nt. Samme Hpgte
6ringer 8ldoene til Morgen Dag;
men bet er lite itdbf9itet, og ct 5elez
gram fra ct. petersborg pdaitadr, at
Regeringen intet beo ON ct Idaoant
Qlngreb fra oeres 5laabes Sibe.
st Telegram fra Gbefoo of 6. Sum-
meloer, at ct japdnit ariesitib ifal
pere funtet / 5alienpanz9ugten;
men 6eller life BETTE Hpgte er tabfa-
itet. Gn dnoen 8eretning lpber paa,
at bet er ct 9anoelsitib, Der er iunfet.
Hpgtet ON @eneral aurotis Sils
fangetagelle er belt foritummet.
Mun fdl Nep Gbpdng bare
mobtaeet Wlebbelelier beo 8rebbuer
fra 9arnifonen port Nrtbur. Men
bpab bet er, fpnes en- 9emmeligbeb,
| fun tal bet oare eobe Gfterretnineer.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1904-06-07

len. ylapneliiten opleltes oerpad.
"a YreIter og 46 0elegater iOareoe
til Deres y1aDne.
Der oeotoges enitemmig peo Rejsz
ming en- geflutning ON at ienoe Yait.
u. g. g1ielIen, Qlitbee, isis en-
Silien og' llOtaIelie al 2larsmeoets
SDmpati meo BAN og bans 5dmilie.
qait. 92ieIIen ligger nemlig meget ing
Og pentes lite al leDe. .0dn par en- at
be fpriie oanIte preiter Ameritd,
/ mango Qldr ,,9en oanlte airte"S
5ormano og OrOinator, og for faa
Qlar iioen 9repes ban al Song 66ri=
titan meo giobertoriet.
Somite glr. / (pad 5ormanoens
Snoberetning) fremlugoe en- Del at
i'm Rapport. Dor Miisiion 6ldnot
Snbiunerne OiIer 5remgang II er
oebte. og andre oebte bar IIuttet Jig
iii UlenigeeDen.
pait. 8. 9anien fremlagoe en- 8
periigt ooer ben @erning, ban bar be-
gDnot lltab. 6dn bar OGret Der
pmtring TO Widaneoer; ban fnoer
Wformonmisiionen at pRre en- meqet
ip9r Opgaoe. Wformonerne er iom
Pgtebieoe til oeres 5ro. De 10 er u
dbItiqelige. 6an mener life, at Morz
montirten opmuntrer til polpgami,
Itsnt mango al Dem lebe beri. 6dn
tror life, at Der l9ngere inogddes
polpgNmiite 2@gteifdbsr. De glimz
renoe giaeoer, Iom Wormonmisiioz
nGrer mater af 2anoet, Der ,,flpoer
meo Malt os Sonning", er for en-
itor Del Opoigt, tiger puit. 9ans
fen. 5olt Der er life Q(lminoeligbeo
Iaa bel itillebe iom Soft pdd bisie
G9ne. Wten Ttrten er rig, forot Den
tager 5ienbs al Solicit. Gn 3ienoes
bel af bele Soltets probutt gaar /
airtens aasie.
Gt Selitab pud % tom neb til
Qarsmeoet fpa aenmare os 9ops
bels, u. .. Gn flor Del al bet itore
Settlement omtring bisIe to 8per
ubgsres nemlis al 0unit 9(meris
tanere fra 9utdinionegnen, og De
betra9ter oenne Gsn noget lignenoe
iom ct anbet Wtoberlanb.
&orre pm bent.
80 lr,t1,t ~ nor III ma hnoft n2 ~
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1904-06-07

,,Oanitsren" ubfommer bper Sirs>
bag os Grebos os foiter fun $3.50
aarlis.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1904-06-07

pribat er Der 81. a. meboelt os, at
@drsmpoet bar beiluttet, at Der itdl
gaues paa meb 8pggeforetugenret peo
Stolen. Nep.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1904-06-07
Ramperl enot.

s 6drles g. 0eneen nomtz
nereDes meb 957 Stemmer.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1904-06-07
0erren CT nit Sfiolo.

III 90. Q. 5orn. 143 Siber.
s Omilag 25 Gents.
Danifb b2utb. publ. 5orfe, Blair, Te6.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-06-06

''Vhen I can sprinkle some on der
floor of my shop" 1 says.
Poor old Hansi" says Mr.. VOgle-
stein, ash he puts his hand on my
head. Il vhas your friend ind I like
to see you get along, but I know you
Will die poor man. You don't hat
some brains to see der point. You
don't hat some original ideas. If you
could sit down ind reason out a thing
you would be all right, but you can't.
You shust sit down ind smoke und
grunt und be a thick-headed Dootch-
mans"
Mr.. Voglestein goes AWAY pooty
soon. und shut oOp my shop und
take a leetle walk around. In half an
hour vhas laughin to myself ind
feeling so good dot a policeman stops
me und wants to hit me nit his club.
I know where to find some journey
men shoemakers, ind speak NIT five
of dera ind den go home und fix oop
my shop. Der next mornings all der
peoples see in my window a sign dot
reads;
Der German cobbler und his five as
sistants vhas sc busy dot no more work
Will be taken for one week
At o'clock I take a seat to act as
boss, und five journeymen begin to
pound und hammer on old shoes. 1t
don't be ten minutes before der plum
Der comes across der street und saws:
''Vhell, by golly, but What vhas all
dis Yesterday you Vhas all alone, und
today you hat five man. What has
happened all at once?"
4 cobble all der shoes for seven or
phan asylums und three old woman's
homes" I says:
Der devil you do! Whewl Well, I
always said you vhas a man to get
along, but don'r you go back on your
old trends. I hat two pairs of shoes
TO be fixed oOp right AWAY, und you
must squeeze 'enl in somehow. If you
can, it Will be a favor to me-
He sent over der shoes, but shust
at der same time der coal man comes
in. smoke my pipe und look at him
ash big ash / can, und he holds oop
his hands und says:
"Gee-whizz! Say, Hans, What does all
dis mean?"
Il vhas working on ten big con-
tracts
"Hu! Ten contracts! Well, Well!
6omepody says yesterday you don't hat
no work at all, und now you hat five
men pounding AWAY. 1 vhas glad to
see it, but don't you forgit my family.
I guess we hat more ash six pairs of
shoes to be fixed oOp right AWAY, ind
/ send a boy nit 'em\-It Will be a IA
vor to me, you know"
Den in comes der saloon man, der
butcher und der barber, und all talk
shust der same und hat some shoes to
be liked One time 1 put on a cement
patch for der barber und charge him
feefteen cent, und he calls me a rObber
ind takes all his work to a Dago shop.
Now he vhas different. He says:
You vhas der only man in town to
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put on cement patch, und If you
charge 20 cent it vhaS all right By
George, but it ylaas good for sore eyes
to see five men at work in your shop!
If you like to buy a horse ind carriage
for $500 can put you on
Before noon haf q pairs Of shoes
to be fixed, ind don't hardly eat my
dinner before a man comes in und
says:
Il buy more ash four pairs of shoes
/ in one year, und all hurt my feet like
dunder. Now I like to hat a pair made
IN two weeks from now I says.
Hang your two weeksl I Yhant dose
shoes at once. I vhas a man who al
lus speaks Well of you und says you
hat brains, und now you must return
der favor. 1 shall pay you two dollars
in advance, und you shall be recon-
mended to all my frends.'
When he vas gone oudt a vo1nans.
comes in. She yhas big und grand
stylish, und 1 neffer see her before.
Look here, cobbler," she says, "I
see by your sign dot you VhaS awful
busy, but I like you to do me a favor
WAS president of Der Homeless Chill
dren's Society. We like to send fife
| boys und fife girls out west in about
two weeks. Eacn one must hat some
new shoes. If you Will make EN- oop
1t shall be a lettIe extra
When she speak dot Vhay my heart
beat so 1 could hardly shpeak, but 1
look over my book und Wait awhile und
den tell her shall squeeze 'em in. In
one hour all der children vhas oop to
be measured. Neffer in all my life Pc
fore WAS so many peoples in my shop,
und each und eafery one WANTS new
work or repairs. One woman comes
who disputes me once und calls me a
robber und says she Will ruin my
peesness. She takes three customers
AWAY und won look at my shop ash
she goes by. Now she comes in init a
boy, und der boy has fife pairs of shoes
in a basket.
7 meant to come in a week ago. she
smiles, but [ naf to go AWAY to der
country. I see you Vhas awful busy
shust now, but shall leave dose shoes
shust der same. Nopody vhas sooch u
cobbler ash you. If we hat a leetle dis
pute one time, I am sure you Will for
get it,
Der butcher vhas about der last man
to come in dot day. I hat trubbles init
trade nit him nor he nit me for six
months. He WALKS by my shop three
or four times und den comes in and
says:
your good luck. I hear you make all
der repairs for twenty orphan asylums,
ten homes und sixteen pOOrhouses, und
dot you Will soon hat a government
| contract besides"
Yes
Dot vhas good. Shake hands. I
shall send you three pairs of shoes to
mend und if all my trends don't patron
ize you dere shall be some big rows. 1
vhas der first man in his town to say
dot you hat a head for peesness, und
\ don't you forget it. -
! Dot eafenings Mr.. Voglestein comes
back und I show him two barrels of old
shoes und my orders for new ones, und
tell him dot I must hire wojourneymen
to help me for a month.
But how did you do it?' he says.
by my brains
But you don't hat some brains"
''Vhen how vhas it den?"
Mr.. Voglestein sits down und looks
mad und scratches his head und don't
say nothings for fife minutes. Den he
speaks:
L see how it all vhas."
"HOw?"
why a fool sometimes strikes luck
more ash a man nit brains ,und dot
it what you hat done."-( Copyright, 1904,
! by T. c. McClure.)
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I'D as lief trade with you as send
for my groceries, said the old farmer
to the country storekeeper, but, by
Jucks, I don't propose to pay you no
four prices for sugar"
THE way figger it I'll be maxim
half cent a pound" said the store
keeper sarcastically. THAT sounds
purity steep, I know, but by the time
allow for shrinkage an storage an
pay my taxes, sport my family out O.
. that half cent amt going to lay up
much fer my old age"
The old farmer grunted and then,
saying that he would look around a
spell, he slowly departed.
Il had a chance to sell out here
four years ago." said the storekeeper,
addressing Sol Baker. Blame my
cats if I know why 1 didn't There
amt no money in the grocery bust
ness any more. Every time man
gifts $40 in cash he studies up the St.
LOOey market quotations and then
comes around to figger with me on d
bill O. goods. If I make him price
on pair O. oVeralls or a pillow cleVls
he pulls a mail order catalogue on me
an shows me how much cheaper he
can get it by sendin' off fer it. If I'd
a sold when I'd had the chance
might have gone into the hotel bust
ness an made money"
An you might have gone inter the
hotel business an gone busted OBJ
served Hank Judkins. the GOoseneck
school trustee. "Quit your kickin',
Rufe."
"Rufe reminds me of Old Man Ken
nedy an the chance he missed said
Wash Hancock. fAfore he moved
inter Mizzoura, an bought the Bush
| place with its brick house an 500
| acres O. corn land, paScher an white
oak timber he owned a forty acre
farm in Pennsylvania where he had
to dig holes to bury the rocks he'd
| pick off the land, after he'd fenced
| with EN- an built his house an stable
with EN-. He jest made out to keep
/ the breath O. life in his body an hide
on the ribs of his OK team an that was
! ALL for years. But finerly a Teller
/ come around an lowed that the rock
was an extra fine quality for bridge
1 film an offered ter buy the place an
take chances O. fndin' a bridge ter
fill.
| "Old Man Kennedy sorter smeIled
suthin' an asst the Teller ter make an
offer. The Teller offered $1,000
! straight up. Kennedy'd ben glad to