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The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-07-30
Robert Glass Is Dead.

Lynchburg, Va, July 29.-Robert Glass, a brother of Congressman Car ter Glass of the Sixth Virginia district and business manager of the Lynch burg News, died here today, after an illness extending over long period. His demise was caused by a cancer of the stomach. Mir. Glass was 54 years of age, and is survived by wife and an infant daughter.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-07-30
Japs Take Custom Houses.

Pekin. Juy % 3 p. m.-When the Jap anese entered New Chang they handed the west customs house over to the Chi nese and themseves took possession of the east customs house. This was reported by telegraph to the foreign office here, which immediately replied ordering the Chinese officials not to accept any authority. therefore the Japanese took back the west custom house. and also several depart ments which they wanted the Chinese to administrate but which the latter de- elined
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-07-30
Has Interview With Sultan.

Washington, July 29-Minister Leish- man has cabled the state department from Constantinople that he had a long inter view with the Sultan today. No details is given but 1t is assumed by the officials here that the interview was satisfactory. The minister has been trying for many months to gain personal access to the Sultan so that he made substantial pro- gress.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-07-30
Red Men Meet.

The Black Creek tribe Improved Order of Red Men held an interesting and large ly attended meeting tonight. The grand saehem and a number of other grand off, cers were present and the greater portion of the meeting was taken up with social features. During the evening delicious refreshments were served.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-07-30
CITIZENS INDIGNANT.
Are Determined to Have Their Town
 Named Vardaman.

Meridian, July 29-(Special )-John A. Driggs of Vardaman. Chickasaw county, was in the city today en route to Jack son and declares that the citizens of that little town are determined upon taking steps toward compelling the postoffce de- partment to confirm the name of varGa- man.
 The application was turned down with out apparent reason and the citizens of the new town are indignant about 1t and will pace the matter in the hands of con- gressmen.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-07-30
Personal and General.

MT. J. E. Strickland has sold out his stock of groceries and feedstuffs and will shortly open a wholesale business.
 Miss Vivian Cook has returned from an extended visit to Greensboro.
 MT. Thomas Clark has gone to Palos to accept a position.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-07-30
LODGE IS ORGANIZED.
Gadsden New Has Local Order of
 R'Nal B'Rith.

Gadsden. July 29.-(Special.)-A local lodge of the Independent order of B'nai Birth was organized here this week by President Joseph Beitman of Birmingham, with twenty charter members.
 The following officers were elected and installed: Fred Frank president; D. Reich vice president; s. A Shoppers, treasurer; M. F. Kahn, secretary; N. Kravitz, warden; J. Kahn, guardian: trustees J. Nader, A. Hagerdarn and Dave Wohl; manitox, Morris Wohl.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-07-30
NEGRO IS SHOT.
Texas Mob Takes Him Fro mHis Home
 and Kills Him.

Austin, Tex, July 29.-John w Larri- more. negro school teacher and repub- lican politician of state prominence was taken from his home at Lockhart, thirty miles south of here. by mob of eight white men and shot to death.
 Larrimore's wife shot at the mob with a pistol. and says she wounded one of them No arrests have been made. Larri- more Is said to have made an offenNve remark which caused the attack on him.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-07-30
MEETING OF BAR.
Lawyers of Jefferson County to Meet Monday Morning in Court House.

The attorneys at law of Jefferson county hc-re been requested to meet in the crim- inal court room at the county court house Monday morning at 10 o'clock to consider the status of the judiciary. It is prob able that several important matters will come up, and a full attendance is ex- pecfed
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-07-30
Steamer Ashore.

New Orleans, July 29.-The Morgan line steamer Fl Rio from New York reports that on July 26, at ?. m, five miles southwest O. Alligator Reef, she passed a steamer ashore on Florida Reef Apparently she was cattle ship. She was surrounded by wreck CTS.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-07-30

You call out who you please, but you'll do 1t in your own hall or land in the lock-up" shouted the inspector. 'Tn have no nonsense You fellows won't give any orders on the streets to anyone mind you whether 1t is your men or not You won't holler orders from windows, either; that's final" The inspector then decided to, permit Golden to be booked md admitted to bail, and the throng faded away to the delayed meeting of the hllied trades. Expressions of indignation were heard on every side.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-07-30
strIkors Indicted at Fort Worth.

Fort Worth, Tex, July 29.-Today the grand jury indicted five strikers, one for assault to murder and four for unlawful assembling.
 The indictment grew out of an assault committed on one Cunningham, a porter of the Armour & Co. by a squad of pickets.
 The packers announced today that they have men on the waiting list No strik- CTS were to be seen around the plants The pickets have been withdrawn
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-07-30
Pratt City 5. Vivian 0.

The Pratt City baseball team defeated the Wylam team yesterday afternoon on the Southside ball park in an exciting contest The game was full of sensa- tional features and was witnessed by a large crowd.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-07-30
Knights of Columbus

The Knights or Columbus will meet at their hall at s:So this morning, and will march in body to St. Paurs church and takeya last view of their dead cbap- Jof
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-07-30
converse Succeeds TayIor.'

Washington, July 29.-Secretary Morton today announced the appointment of Rear Admiral George A. Converse as chief of the bureau of navigation. navy depart.
 ment. to succeed the Iate Rear Admiral H.. c. Taylor, who died at Copper Cliffs, Ont. few days ago.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-07-30
We'll Known Foreman pIes.

Memphis. Tenn, July 29.-H. c. McGrann. who for nearly forty wears was foreman of the composition room of the Appeal, ana Commercial-Appeal. died tonight. alter a lingering illness.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-07-30
REPORT OF FALL
 OF PORT ARTHUR
Continued from First Paee)

-->---~->-7------~--------- Lieutenant Burukoff and damaged two other torpedo boat destroyers in Pigeon bay last Sunday.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-07-30
To Renova library.

After August 1, the public library will be located in front of the SmithDavis Hardware company, with Miss Carmelite Pitcher in charge.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-07-30
ToMBIeHEE 6 NORTHERN BY. co.

Passenger Schedule Effective December
 l. 1SO2 Train No. l. Train No , Lv. 500 a. m. .Fairford. Ar 7:As m Ar. 6.25 a. m. .....Calvert. Ly, 7:20 a rn. Train No. A
 Lv. 500 ?. m. ....Fairford. =. Ar. 300 n m Ar. s:25 p. m. ....Calvert.... Ly. s:35 p. m. Tombigbee and Northern trains con- meet with all Southern Railway trains to and from Birmingham every day in the week including Sundays. For other information apply to
 JOHN T. COCHRANE.
 General ManaRef.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-07-30
PACKERS. ARE lNDEPEN-
 DENT OF THE UNIONS
(contInue+ from First Pase)
Hunt Grows Vehement.

when the participants were calming down, Inspector Hunt startled his auditors by win
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-07-30
cARROLLToN SHORT LINE RAIL
 WAY COMPANY,

To Carrollton and StanseL Ala. via
 Reform, Ala
 No. No. L 11:uo am Leave Carroiltor. Arrive 4:oo pm Il 20 m Leave St sel. --iv- 3.40 pm Il 40 am Arrive Reform. Leave S:z5 p'n
 JOHN T. COCHRANE'
 Pres. and Gen'l Manager.
 Carrollton. Ala.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-07-30
RAILWAY SCHEDULES

Showing the arT1vaA and departure q passenger trains at the union station. Birmingham:
 Louisville and Nashville Railroad.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-07-30
BIRMINGHAM AND ATLANTIC R. R.

Read Down. Read Up. No. l. No. 3. No No. ! am. pm. am pm. I:2o 5:00 Lv. .Talladega. Ar 10:1o I:45 S;S5 s:52 Lv..Peii City-..Lv $50 6;3 9:5S 10;05 Ar. .Bir' gham- .Lv 6:10 5;lS Close connections made at Talladega with Eastern of Alabama to Pyriton Trains Nos s7 and 9s daily. All others daily except Sunday.
 ]. F. FLEETWOOD. G. P. A John c. Soley, General Manager.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1904-09-30
Lesson for Women.

Jersey Shore, Pa. Sept. 26 Especially
-"Dodd's Kidney Pills have done
worlds Of good for me-" That's what
Mrs. G. B. Earnest of this place has to
say of the Great American Kidney
Remedy.
81 was laid up sick" Mrs. Earnest
continues, "and had not been cut OF
bed for five weeks. Then 1 began to
use Dodd's Kidney Pills and now am
so can work and gs to town without
suffering any. would not be without
Dodd's Kidney Pills. I have good
reason to praise them everywhere"
Women who suffer should learn a
lesson from this, and that lesson is.
"cure the kidneys with Dodd's Kidney
Pills and your suffering will cease.
Woman's health depends almost entire
ly on her kidneys. Dodd's Kidney
Pills have never yet failed to make
healthy kidneys.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1904-09-30
In the Wrong Places.

An, angry woman walked into q gro
GERS shop in an Ayrshire village and
banged piece of some yellow sub
stance on the counter. She spoke
Scotch, of course. as Tit-Bits reports.
but Americans will understand the
words she used. since many an adver-
tisement has made the kind familiar
This" she said, is the soap that
does the washin' o itself; the soap that
makes every washin' day kim o. glo-
rified feast; the soap that gets a. the
linen white as snaw an as sweet as q
hazelnut, and let's the delichted hoose-
wife play wi the children; an here
I've been scrubbin' three mortal hours
wi that lump an got hae mair lather
cot O. it than could get oot o a
brick"
81 beg your pardon" said the grocer
calmly, but that isn't soap. Your little
boy was here yesterday for half a
pound Of cheese and half pound of
soap. That's the cheese"
"The cheese" exclaimed the woman.
"Then that accounts for the ither
thing"
What other thing?"
81 lay awauk the hale nicht winner
in whit made the Welsh rabbit we had
fur oor supper taste sac queer"
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1904-09-30
REAR ADMIRAL HlCHbORN
Recommends Pe-ru-na Other Prominent Men
Testify.
Testify.

ia. writes from the Census Office build
ing Washington, D. c., as follows:
people cannot live in the variable cll-
! mate of the Eastern and Atlantic coast
states and escape liability to colds and
catarrhal affections. The wide and
common prevalence of these ailments is
proof enough of the assertion. I have
been no exception, but have found
sure means for combating those greatest
objections to this climate, and that is
Peruna. Taken as directed, it is a
cure for present catarrhal Affections
and q preventative of future distress OF
that kind. ."-E. II. Fitch.
s'Pe-ru-na avery Effective Remedy -
Hon. Robert w. Davis, member OF
congress from Florida, writes from
house of representatives, Washington,
D. c., as follows:
81 can cheerfully recommend your
remedy, Peruna, as very effective cure
for coughs, colds and catarrh. Rob
ert W. Davis.
Colds Not Promptly Cured are Sure to
Cause Catarrh.
Peruna cures catarrh. That ie all
that DR.. Hartman claims for it. But
catarrh assumes various phases in the
human system.
The day was when men of p1omin-
ence hesitated to give their testimonials
to propIiatory medicines for publica-
tion. This remains true today of most
preparatory medicines. But Peruna
has become so justly famous, it's merits
are known to so many people of high
and low stations. that no one hesitates
to see his name in print recommending
PeIuna.
If you do not derive prompt and sat-
isfactory results from the use OF Peru
ma, write at once to DR.. Hartman, Civ
ing him . full statement Of your case,
and he will be pleaeed to give you his
valuable advice gratis.
Address DR.. Hartman, president of
The Hartman Sanitarium. Columbus, O.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1904-09-30

Rear Admiral Philip Hichborn, OF
the United States navy, in recent let
ter from Washington. D. c., gives Pc
runa the following endorsement:
"After using Peruna for a short
time period, l can now cheerfully rec
ommend your valuable remedy to any
one who Is in need of an invigorating
tonic e"-Philip Hichbora.
Rear Admiral j. A. Howell, U. S.
navy, writes from Washington, D. G.
as follows:
II have used your Peruna with sat-
isfaction. and can cheerfully recon-
mend the remedy as an effective cure
for coughs and colds. ~. A. Howell.
The highest men in our nation have
given Peruna . strong Enforcement.
Men representing all classes and sta
tions are equally represented.
Pe-ru-na Is Preventative and Cura-
tive Medicine for Catarrh.
Hon. E. H. Fitch, formerly special
United States attorney, state of Virgin
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1904-09-30

1t is not a pleasant thought that
the brilliant white note paper which
your hand rests upon may have in 1t
the fiber from the filthy garment of
some Egyptian fellah safter it has
passed through all the stages of decay
until it is saved by the ragpicker from
the gutter Of an Egyptian town; and
yet it is a fact that hundreds of tons
of Egyptian rags are exported every
year into America to supply our paper
mills.
At Mannheim on the Rhine the
American importers have their rag
picking houses, where the rags are
collected from all over Europe, the
disease-infected Levant not excepted.
Our best papers are made Of these
rags, and our common ones Of wood
pulp.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1904-09-30
LOSS TO ACTRESSES.

No More Revenue to Them in Sale Of
Photographs.
Popular actresses made in the past
from $500 to $500 year on the sale
of their photographs, but now this
source Of revenue is altogether lest
to them.
Il drew from my photographer, up
to ten years ago, regular annual In
come of $500. I was under contract
to pose only for him; he had the ex-
elusive sale of my pictures, and ON
each picture that he sold he paid me
a royalty.
THAT is the way it used to be with
popular actresses. They signed papers
to the effect that they would pose only
for one photographer, and he signed
papers to the effect that he would pay
them a royalty on each Of their pic
tures that he sold. Thus they made
easily from SIS to $25 a week.
mo such pleasant condition exists
to-day. The change is due to that per-
fecting of the half-tone process where
by the magazines, the weeklies and
the newspapers can reproduce photo
graphs beautifully.
GAS soon as that reproduction began
the theatrical managers spared no
pains to get photographs of their lead
ing women printed, for they receg-
nized that the publicatio Of such phe-
tographs was an excellent advertise
ment. They ordered their leading
women to pose for any and every
newspaper or magazine photographer
who presented himself, and they had
additional photographs made for free
distribution among the various publ
cations Of the land.
''Thus the actresses were forced to
break their contracts with their own
photographers. Thus, too, the sale OF
the pictures fell of. For these pictures,
which formerly were rare enough and
interesting enough to sell readily, were
now become SO common, through their
reproduction in innumerable prints.
that hardly anyone cared to buy
them."-Newark News.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1904-09-30
5xk keelev Lipuo OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
bHMre HABITS PERMANENTLY cuREDI
FOR FULL PARTICULARS -
Aeoa91S vng kEEl EYHSTIyHTE. RTtANo,oRE.}
Isn't that ThouRhtfn19

Tess-She used to say she didn't t
care how homely man might be if he
were only thoughtful.
Jess-Well, that's the kind she got
for a husband.
Tess-Why, 1 heard he was any
thing but thoughtful
Jess-He's full of thought for him
self.-Philadelphia Ledger.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1904-09-30
Works Both WAYS.

Author-Truly, this is an unapprecia-
tive world. Why, if 1 had written what
McFadd has written 1 wouldn't be fam
Gus like he Is.
Criticus-I guess that's right. And If
McFadd had written the stuff you grind
out he wouldn't be famous, either.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1904-09-30

"Ds mean man." said Uncle Eben.
'shas q certain advantage in de fact
dat while men admires de butterfly
dey has q sho-nuf respect fob de
wasp."-Washington Star.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1904-09-30

You viii never know how many peo-
pie suffer with the earache until you
go around with some cotton stuffed in
one Of your cara
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1904-09-30
A Gentle Hint

at Is the little things" remarked the
boarding house landlady. that annoy Us
most"
Yes" rejsined the irreverent boardsr,
"these small steaks, for example"
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1904-09-30

knowledge and Experience.
she-What is a silentpartner?
He-Did you ever dance with
deaf-and- dumb man?
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1904-09-30

elTo Permanently lures. No nts or nervousness
lilo after FIRST day of DR. Kline Great srvl
Restorsr Send for Free % trial bottle and treatise
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1904-09-30

For coughs and colds there Is no better
medicine than Piso's Cure for Consump-
ton. Price Is cents.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1904-09-30
A Lo2iCal Inference,

Little Bess-Who is that strange lady,
mamma?
Mamma-That Is Miss Good win, the
philanthropist, my dear.
Little Bess-What is q philanthropist?
Mamma-It Is q word derived from the
Greek signifying "a lover Of men,
Little Bsss-Then 1 guess all women
are philanthropists, aren't they, mamma? :?
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1904-09-30
Put His Foot in 1t.

He came in late, stepped in without
ringing, and, striding softly into the
parlor. dropped into an arm chair with
the easy grace of young man who
is accustomed to the program
"By Jovev' he said to the figure
sitting in the dim obscurity on the
sofa. "By Jove! I thought 1 was
never going to see you alone again.
The maternal kangaroo never goes
away from the menagerie nowadays,
does she, Minnie?'
"Well, not amazingly frequent" :"
cheerfully replied the old lady from
the sofa. "Minnie's away flirting SO
much Of the time now, have to stay
in"
Under the lines at the end Of the
old garden the moping cats complain
ed to the moon much in their usual
style, the watchdogs never sang more
clearly, and the plaintive cry of the
| locomotive filed the night with po-
etry; but the young man didn't hear
it all the same.
"And, by Georgew he said to a
friend fifteen minutes later, "if did
not leave my hat and my cane in the
hall! Think Of 'em? Forget 'em!
Bless me if I knew anything. What
1 wanted was fresh air, and wanted
about thirty acres of it, and mighty
quick, too. Phew!'
STATE OF OHIO, CITY OF TOLEDO. IS.
FRANK J. CHENEY makes oath that he is
senior partner of the firm of !: J: CHENEY
Co., doing business in the City Of Toledo, Coun-
| ty and State aforesaid, and that said firm will
pay the sum of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS fer
each and every case of CATARRH that cannet be
cured by the use of HALLS CATARKH CURE.
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed in my
presence, this 9Th day Of December, A. D., 1885.
A. w. GLEASON,
SEAL Notary lu0a'
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally, and
| acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces
| OF the system. Send for tsstim onials, free.
F. ]. CHENEY Il CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by Drugzists, 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best
Marriage . Success,
Foreign Visitor-I am told that Amer
ican marriages are generally happy.
Mr.. Gotham-Oh. perfectly. The hus-
| band is devoted to business, the wife to
society. and they hardly ever meet.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1904-09-30
IA|N1EEpo D r.
Columbus, Ohio, May 10, 1903.

Columbus, Ohio, May Ie, 1903.
Some four years ago was suffering
from impure blsod and a general run
down condition Of the system. had no
gone tired feeling that made me misera-
Bic. began the use of S. 8. S., and
after taking seven or eight bottles my skin
was cleared Of all eruptions and took On a
ruddy, healthy glow that assured me that
my blood had been restored to it's nor
NAL, healthy condition. My appetite was
restored, ss could eat any thing put be-
fore me, and as regained my appetite
increased in weight, and that tired feel
ing" which worried me 30 much disap-
peared, and was once again my old self.
heartily recommend S. S. S. as the
best blood purifier and tonic made, and
OF such medicine. VICTOR STUBBINS.
Cor. Barthman aad Washington AYES.
Wheeling, W. W, May IS, 1904.
My system was run down and Ely Joints
eched and PANIED me considerably. I had
used S. S. S before and knew what it
was, so purchased a bottle of it and have
taken several bottles and the aches aud
pains are gone, my bleod has been cleas4
ed and my general health b1iltAp. Tcan
testify to it as q blood puri6er and tonic.
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ordered blood
IA (. write us and our
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- Our book on
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81 ~ diseases sent free.
The Swift SPECIFIC Company, Atlanta, Ga.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1904-09-30

Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Soothin {
Syrup the best remedy to use for their children
during the teething period.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1904-09-30

De not fail to provide some means To-
ventilatieH during ths night
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1904-09-30

Marriage . Success,
Foreign Visitor-I am told that Amor
ican marriages are generally happy.
Mr.. Gotham-Oh. perfectly. The hus-
band is devoted to business, the wife to
society, and they hardly ever meet.
Arizona republican., 1904-01-22

When d woman gives an elaborate dinner it only fills the guests with q desire to know if she puts on that much style every day.-Atchfson Globe.
Arizona republican., 1904-01-22
Of LOcalv
 Interest. ... I
THE WEATHER

Local daily weather report for the Arizona Republican:
Arizona republican., 1904-01-22

Forecast for today. Fair; warmer. Data for 24 hours ending D. m..
Arizona republican., 1904-01-22

1000 pounds ArbuckIe's Coffee at two pounds for 2oc. See page 4.
Arizona republican., 1904-01-22
OIL HEATERS

Buss fs-5et that trading at
Arizona republican., 1904-01-22

Y. p. s. C. E. coNcERT-The Y. D. s. e. r.. of the Presbyterian church wlll glv- a concert in the opera house on Friday avcaiug. February 9th.
Arizona republican., 1904-01-22

Maximum temperature 49. minimum temperature 2S Average relative humidity 31 per cent. Total precipitation Q. Total precipitation Of the day. 9. Character of the day. Clear.
 M. r.. KEYSTONE,
 Section Director
Arizona republican., 1904-01-22

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Arizona republican., 1904-01-22
Gle ean1ineSS.

Did it ever occar to you that it is impossible to thoroughly cleanse a wooden undergarment?
 If it were boiled at a temperature of PIP degrees Ca proper temperature for thoroughly cleansing any gar menD, it would come out hard twisted and distorted, utterly upfit for further wear.