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Arizona republican., 1904-04-29
POPULAR WANTS.
 
For Sale


 FOR, SALE OR RENT-17is acres one-half mile east of asylum on Tempe road; four room house plenty of water in Salt. Address Frank Hutson. Sherman. Cal. FOR SALE-1OO head of cattle. long yearlings, steers and a few heifers. Address V. F.. Allison. 2h miles southeast of Mesa, Arizona. FOR SALE-Good brood mare, or will trade for a good work horse. Ad dress, box 1115 or Phone Red Si1. FOR SALE-New go-cart suitable for two children; automobile geared. Address 339 North Fifth avenue. GOOD PASTURE for sale. Inquire of Allen X Wilson. 47 N. Center st. FOR SALE-Camp wagons, open bug gies and phaeton. Star corral. Second avenue and Madison st. ONE WEEK-One- half off on cushion tops; new designs in colors for Irish point lace at Mrs. w. w. HilFs. 17 South Second street. FOR SALE-Small completely furnish ed hotel at Walker, Ariz., within four hundred feet of Lynx creek, end of Grand Poland tunnel and about same distance from Great Mud Hole mine. Liberal terms to right party. Address T. M. Earnhart, Kirkland, Arizona.
 FOR SALE-At bargain Columbus buggy. Robt. Duncan, at Riley Hedgpeth's ranch.
 FOR SALE-Those running gas en- hn Ui iGh n 1rIx hal their running expenses can do so by buying No. l Distillate at 15c per gall lon of E. Far Johnson; two miles south and three miles east of Tempe. 1t will be here in four or five days from date April 22d; it will be in drums but to save time and expense to those living at a long distance they should bring drums from home to put it in.
 FOR SALE-Fresh milk cows. J. .. McNulty.
 FOR SALE-Ten fresh milk cows, three miles south of Normal school Geo. Nichols. Tempe. FOR SALE-Distilled water. Light ming Delivery.
 FOR SALE-SO acres, miles north west of Phoenix. Water right in Grand canal All fenced and cross fenced. 70 acres in good alfalfa. Good house and well and plenty of shade. On rural free delivery route. Price S70 per acre. Address L. J. H., this office.
 FOR SALE or trade fine two-story brick and frame suburban residence with three acres of alfalfa; block from car line. Will sell on easy terms or trade for good valley land improved or unimproved. Address Smith Brown. this office.
Arizona republican., 1904-04-29

Lots of men are honest simply be- cause they have never been tested.- Philadelphia Record.
Arizona republican., 1904-04-29

The weather man last night said that Friday would be fair and warmer. That will be good thing for the Iron Springs picnic.
Arizona republican., 1904-04-29
DISTRICT COURT.

Sarah E. Wye vs. Abel F. Nye. di- vorce: Millay & isty, attys.
Arizona republican., 1904-04-29
PROBATE COURT.

Charles M. walz Estate, petition for distribution.
Arizona republican., 1904-04-29

The only man vc-u can really judge by his clothes Is tailor.-Philadelp,lia Record.
Arizona republican., 1904-04-29
HERRINE CURES.

Fever and Ague. A dose will usually stop chill, continuance always cures. Mrs. Wm. NJ. Stroud, Midlo- thian, Texas. May 31. 1899. writes: We have used Herbine in our family for eight years, and found it the best medicine we have ever used, for la grippe. bilious fever, and malaria" soc at Elvey & Hulett's.
Arizona republican., 1904-04-29
Board and Rooms

- WANTED-Boarders; furnished room and board, one-half mile west of Indian school on Black Canyon road. Mary E. Tannehill. GOOD ROOMS and board. 3l6 N. tIrtn street.
 FOR RENT-Suite of rooms with board: also one large single room. morning sun. with large porch in front. facing court house square. Terms reasonable for steady tenant. These are desirable and will rent quickly. Apply The Doris. 32 S.. Second avenue.
 CASA LOMA-A first cIass, modern, medium price, family hotel at Tempe. Arizona Write for rates.
Arizona republican., 1904-04-29

It generally takes a contractor to ex- pand a building.-Philadelp Recori.
Arizona republican., 1904-04-29
WALKS WITHOUT cRuTcHEs

Always sets 'em up-the bow ling al- ley attendant.-Philadel Record.
Arizona republican., 1904-04-29

The following programmes will te rendered at the Normal this afterroon;
Arizona republican., 1904-04-29

"I have been subject to sciatic rheu- matism for years,'' says E. H. Waldron. of Wilton Junction, Iowa. My joints were stiff and gave me much pain and discomfort. My joints would crack when I strengthened up. I used Cham berlain's Pain Balm and have been thoroughly cured. Have not had a pain or ache from the old trouble tor many months. It is certainly a most wonderful liniment." For sale by all druggists.
Arizona republican., 1904-04-29

Even a soft-bosomed shirt may com mand a stiff price.-Philadelphi Re cord.
Arizona republican., 1904-04-29

Married people can't preserve peace in family jars.-Philadelphia eco-d-
Arizona republican., 1904-04-29

Many a man~has burned his bridges behind him only to swim back.-Ph la delphia Record.
Arizona republican., 1904-04-29
TEMPE
NORMAL AFFAIRS.

Society Programmes This Afternon and
 Last Evening.
Arizona republican., 1904-04-29
Situations Wanted

WANTED-A position as dajryman: will do general farm work first-class; an expert dairyman. Address "4," this office
Arizona republican., 1904-04-29
ALPHA.
ATHENIAN.

ATHENTAN. The following debate took place last evening at the Normal: Song. Club.
 Debate: Resolved. that the "I.lttls Red Schoolhouse" should receive more favors from the government than our
Arizona republican., 1904-04-29
PHILOMATHEAN.

PHILOMATHEAN. Song. Society. Recitation. C. Harris. Piano solo, N. Duncan. Paper, H. Gaddis. Recitation, A. Harris. Reading. I. Walker. Exponent, Editors.
 ALPHA. Music. Miss Benson. Recitation, Miss Aired. Duet. Mabel and Cirene woci.. Dialogue, s. & E. Cummings. Music, Miss Brown.
Arizona republican., 1904-04-29

The dentist inspires profanity when he puts a dam in your mouth.-Pbila- delphia Record. -.
Arizona republican., 1904-04-29

FOR RENT-GOod four-room house, with use of horse and buggy. Bar gain 10 right parties Enquire Elgin Dairy, one-half mile east of Indian school
Arizona republican., 1904-04-29
Fer Rent


 \ THREE-ROOM ranch house. six miles north of town, with nice shade and plenty of excellent water and some furniture: will be rented cheap til october. Fresh butter, milk and eggs to be had on the place. Ad- dress r. O. box 3S2 Phoenix
Arizona republican., 1904-04-29
PROFESSIONAL
NOTARY PUBLIC.

F. E. PASCOE, Notary Public. Convey ancing speciality. Acknowledgements nts taken. no North Center street
Arizona republican., 1904-04-29

FOR SALE or trade fine two-story brick and frame suburban residence with three acres of alfalfa; block from car line. Will sell on easy terms or trade for good valley land improved or unimproved. Address Smith Brown. this office.
Arizona republican., 1904-04-29
Lost and Found

heavy coat on Cave Greek
Arizona republican., 1904-04-29
DETECTIVE.

ARA DOHENEY BROS, Merchants Patrol ESE<xE and Private Detective Agency. P. O. S Box 454, Phoenix, Arizona.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1904-04-01
A DEADLY CYCLONE.
Six Persons Reported to Have Been
Killed Near Caruthers-
Vile, No.

Charlottesville, Mo-, March 28.-A
tornado swept the country 20 miles
north of here Saturday night, causing
loss of life and destroying thousands of
dollars worth of property. The wires
have been down and authentic news is
hard to get. 1t is now known that six
lives have been lost. The Shoemaker
family, living near Portageville, four In
number, was blotted out and the home
demolished. Wesley Miller and wife,
living two miles north of Mount Pleas
ant, were killed and their home demol-
ished. Miller was a wealthy halloween
and planter. Fifteen hundred dollars in
money belonging to him was found
scattered over the ground. 1t Is feared
a full report will reveal a greater loss
of life. Saturday was hot, and just
after dark the cyclone burst. funnel
shaped cloud sweeping a path 900 yards
wide.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1904-04-01
EXPLOSION KILLS FOUR.
Fatal Accident in a Pennsylvani
Railway Tunnel-Six Others
Seriously Injured.

Brownsville, Pa, March 2S.-Cedar
Hill tunnel, on the Connellsville Cen.
trail railroad, two miles southeast OF
this place, was the scene Sunday of
an explosion in which four workmen
were killed outright and six others
were seriously injured. Three of the
injured, it is feared, will die. The
workmen were all foreigners, and
went by numbers, instead Of names.
The tunnel is being constructed by
Kellar & Crossan, contractors. The
explosion was caused by one of the
workmen striking a charge of dyna'
mite with his pick. The dead work.
men were terribly mangled. The in.
jured were taken across the country
to the Uniontown hospital.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1904-04-01
Kills Wife and Self,

Washington, March 28.-Charles G.
Forster, clerk employed in the white
house Office. shot and killed his wife
and himself in Kensington, Nd, Mon
day, Forster was brother of Rudolph
Forster, one of the assistant secre
taries to President Roosevelt. For
merly a sailor, he had been employed
in the white house Office as a clerk
for about four years. For a consider
able time he had shown evidences
of dependency, due, his friends say
partly to the illness of his wife and
partly to financial troubles.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1904-04-01
News Notes.

news Notes.
The settlement in Minnesota this
year will be heavy.
Safes and bank vaults may be man
ufactured in Minneapolis. The fac
tory will be the only one west of Gin
cinnati.
E. D. Williams, Little Falls, was
found guilty of forgery in the second
degree. He passed the troublesome
checks last May. Under the name of
F. Henry. He has served several terms
in the Nebraska penitentiary.
The prohibitionists of the Eighth
legislative district. held their conven-
1T Owatonna. They will seek to 60 on
the primary ballot by petition.
+ Following the lead of the St. Paul
grocers, the Minneapolis grocerymen
have decided to do all in their power to
abolish the trading stamp evil.
W.. II. Gemmell will succeed H.. A.
Fabian as secretary to President Eli
oft of the Northern Pacific. i
The Great Northern railroad paid in
to the state treasury $4,000 on its
gross earnings tax account. This
makes $500, 900 that the road has paid
on the 1893 taxes
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1904-04-01
Rural Routes.

There are eight hundred rural mail
delivery routes in operation throughout
Minnesota at present which is exactly
two hundred more than there were a
year ago. All the payments to the car.
riers are made from the st. Paul post
Office, and the monthly payroll now
amounts to more than sac, 900, as COM
pared with sac, 900 March, 1908.
The average length of route IL
twenty-five miles, and multiply that
figure by eight hundred routes now in
operation, the distance. covered by the
rural carriers in this state approx.
mates 90, 1000 miles each day.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1904-04-01
State BUYS Wolves.

Applications for wolf bounties are
being received by the state auditor at
the rate of Sc, 900 month, and if they
continue at this rate the fiscal year of
1904 will be record breaker. The
state has paid during the last few
months SIG, 54s.50, almost as much as
was paid in 1902 and 1908.
Under the law passed by the state
legislature there is no limit to the
amount of wolf bounties which the
state may pay a year, and consequent
~ applications are being received in
great numbers. In previous years
there was a regular appropriation,
usually $4,000 q year, and deficiency
appropriations were made from time to
time.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1904-04-01

sy,lsAsmovenentl ~ On foot 10 settle 100
Armenian families IN the Panhandle
Of Texas and In New Mexico \.
Maj. Rathbone has renewed his appeal
for q review by congress Of his convic-
ton In the Cuban postal frauds. ~
Twenty women and children were Sc
riously injured in fire panic in st. MI
chael's Roman Catholic church at New
Haven, Conn.,.
Thomas Baldorf. farmer near
Wooster, O., his wife and son, were
drowned while attempting to ford a
swollen stream. O."
The withdrawal of 319.000.000 FROM
western banks to pay for the Panama
canal has imposed considerable loss of
interest upon those institutions.
John w. Gates, who owns 10000 acres
of rice land, plans to consolidate all the
rice plantations and mills in Louisiana
and Texas into gigantic trust.
The most famous diamond necklace
in the world, valued at $40O, 900 and once
owned by Marie Antoinette, has been
stolen from Princess Alice de Bourbon
in Paris.
Sully made clean breast to his cred.
itors in New York, won their conf
dence, and they will unite to collect
from Hawley and Ray, his alleged
partners.
San Francisco sporting men dissent
from the decision of Referee Graney in
awarding Friday nights tight to Britt
They say Corbett was entitled at least
to a draw.
More than 300 Filipinos, members OF
savage tribes, arrived in st. Louis al
most naked, having thrown their
clothing through the car windows.
Many are suffering from pneumonia.
Bishop Hartzell in a Chicago address
told of the necessity of importing
Chinese as laborers in South Africa, say
ing more than 100000 unskilled work.
men are needed to mske new ventures.
The number of applications for pen
siOns under the new service rule has
reached 1000 a day and promises to in
crease. Estimates Of the cost to the
government appear to have been too
low.
The condition of the Panama canal
is said to be bad for the continuation
Of the work by the United States, not
one-half the excavation made by tho
French government being now neces-
cary.
The suicide of George Crossman, of
London, led to the discovery that he
had killed one wife and packed her in
cement, and that he had at least seven
other wives, although he was only 80
years old.
An army of farmers and townspeople
along the Rocky river in Ohio joined in
fighting flaming oil that covers the
stream. Petroleum escaped from a
pipe line beneath the river bed at Liver
pool. The property loss already is
heavy.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1904-04-01
Two Men Killed,

Guthrie, Okla, March go. S.
Strickland, a prominent contracting
mason of Ray county; and William
Shaul, of Ponca City were killed while
engaged in pulling the framework
from q stone arch bridge northwest OF
Ponca City. The arch fell and Strick-
land and Shaul were buried under tons
of stone. The bodies were horribly
mangled.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1904-04-01
Checkers-I say. Willie, do you think
that your sister would marry me?
Willie-Yes; she'd marry almost any,
one.-Ally Sloper.
The Relative Importance.

The Relative Importance.
Lord Fitznoodle Gumsucker was writ
ing his sister, Lady Fitzgerald Dust
seeker, of his American bride-to-be.
"She is beautiful of face and hgure!" he
wrote, rapturously.
Whereat Lady Dustseeker, impatient,
intrusted her answer not to the slow-go-
ing mails, but to the flashing cable:
'Never mind the face" she cabled, "but
be sure about the fgure!"-N. Y. Times
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1904-04-01
Moorish Pretender Active.

Paris, March 2S.-Advices received
by the foreign Office from Morocco
say that Blu Hamara, the Moorish pre-.
tender, is again active. Several dep
relations have occurred, and 1t is
feared they mark the beginning Of
fresh and serious opposition to the sui
tan,
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1904-04-01

Admiral Soii u n os h IN n s' = ipiS
turned away, No.: lfolod ets,' which
might literally 30 translated Hes !
dandy III El
No further details have been re-.
ceived, except that the injury to the
torpedo boat destroyer SLIM from
grounding is slight, and that it can
easily be repaired. g.
Gear Decorates Sailors.
The emperor has telegraphed to
Vice Admiral Makaroff an order deco.
rating the officers and men of the tor.
pedo boat destroyer Silni with the st..
Georges cross for their valor in the
repulse of the Japanese attempt to
block Port Arthur Sunday.
Toxic Hears Plans Succeed.
Toxic, March 2S.-A telegram re-.
ceived from New.Chwang Monday
afternoon says that at three o'clock
Sunday morning the Japanese sue
ceeded in sinking four steamers at
the mouth Of Port Arthur harbor. A
aotilla Of destroyers conveyed the
merchantmen, which were subsequent
ly sunk, and rescued the volunteer
crews. Later the japanese battleships
bombarded the town and its defenses.
Nsw-Chwang Under Martial Law.
New.Chwang, March 28.-The civil
administrator late Sunday evening
notified all the foreign consuls and
residents of Viceroy Alexieff's order
placing the city and port of New
Chwang under martial law, and ex-
planning that it had been so ordered
for the purpose of safeguarding the
commercial interests of the port.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1904-04-01
Wants st. Paul to Pay.

If Minneapolis may lose its court
house and city hall, St" Paul may be
stuck for $27 900 worth of interest on a
$4,000 debt, running since the year Of
1858.
G. T. Smith of Montreal, Canada,
claims that he holds six unpaid street
commissioners certificates against the
city of St. Paul which were issued in
1853 and bear interest at the rate of &c
per cent per annum.
The total face value of the certi6'
Gates is 81, 937.76. They have been rum
ming forty-six years and the accuma'
lated interest amounts to nearly $27,'
900. Mr.. Smith wants his principal
and interest and has placed the matte,
in the hands of Cornwell (Ont.) law
firm
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1904-04-01
Burned to Death.

Detroit, March 2S.-Miss Bertha
Vanderkamp Green, daughter Of a for
mer prominent attorney of Syracuse,
N. Y, and a very well known young
woman in the cities of central New
York, was burned to death in her home
on Woodward terrace here Sunday.
She had gone down into the basement
before daylight, and, it is supposed, it,
nited her clothing with a match. She
lived but few hours.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1904-04-01
A Chance for Matilda.

Conjurer (pointing to his cabinet)-
Ladies and gentlemen, now call your
attention to the great illusion of the
evening. I will ask any lady In the
audience to step on the stage and enter
the cabinet. will then close the door.
When I open it again the lady will
have disappeared. leaving no trace.
Husband Ito his wife)-Matilda, my
love. do oblige the gentleman and
walk up.-Tit-Bits.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1904-04-01
The MARKETS.
Grain, Provisions, Etc.

Chicago. March e.
FLOUR Moderate demand and steady.
WHEAT-Higher Cash, No. red, 81 81
Q1.0e: May, 95%@97c; July, sS2s@s07sc.
COMMISSIONERS. Cash, No. 3, AQ4oc:
May. 5311@5411c; July, 501z@519sc; Septem-
Der. 5G951c
OATS-Stronger. Cash, No. 2. :97s@S913c:
May, 391k@ 40Ac; July. 38@S9c.
RYE-Very quiet and firm. No. 2. in
store 6sc; samples. 7@72Ac; May delivery.
nc.
BUTTER-Market feeling firm. Cream
cries, per h., 14@24c; dairies. 13hQ2lc.
EGGS-FeeMng firm; demand good.
Fresh eggs. at mark. new cases returned,
15kI16c per dozen; prime firsts, tic.
LIVE POULTRY-Steady and UNI
changed Turkeys. per lb.. 12c; chickens.
fowls, 1211z@13c; ducks, 12G121kc.
POTATOES-M strong and higher.
Burbanks. good to choice. per bu., $50 Csc;
Rurals. good to choice, 93qSlc.
New York, March Is.
FLOUR-Quiet but steady.
wHEAT-Ho!ding firm. July. 93@93Bc:
September, IS 7-16GS6hc.
RYE-DuIl. No. western, Sic to arrive,
prompt shipment.
CORN-Quiet but firm.
OATS-Nominal.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1904-04-01
Satisfactory.

A report Of the FEBRUARY logging OPP
erations on the Chippewa reservation,
under the provisions of the Morris law,
has been made by Supt. O'Neil. There
was collected for the benefit of the In
dams from the logging operations Of
the month the sum of $1O2, 124.32.
Logging is progressing in satisfac-
tory manner. The tops are being taxi
en- care of, and the other rules are be-
ing enforced unsparingly.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1904-04-01
Wages Reduced.

Lawrence, Mass, March ga reduce
ton in. wages varying from five to ten
per cent went into effect at the Arlirg-
ton cotton mills Monday. The change
applies to 1000 of the 1000 operatives.
Upwards of 500 worsted workers have
been idle since March % on account of
a strike which followed the posting Of
notices,
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1904-04-01

Making the Best Of It.
Miss Gotham-Amateur photography
ia all the rage in New York.
Aunt Rural-Well, l s'pose most OF the
rooms in those flats you live in are too
dark for anything else.-N. Y. Weekly.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1904-04-01
Not What She Wantsd

During . severe frost q. young sil16
entered aschemist's shop and asked n
a remedy for chilblains. The shopna
recommended certain prepar1t1l
which he said was warranted to- K
away chaps. She said that was not
Kind of thing she Bita. sNAd
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1904-04-01
z I ] j! :
OF Course.

n
II hear tn WILDLY O'Flynn has maf-
ried Martin Mahoney 1t lasht, !" sald
Mr.. O'Tunder. @55a TX ~ sss 4
"Yis," replied Mr.. O'Toole. They
wor married lasht Choosday." ssE
AN phwere are they now?"
i, "Shure, Katie told me this marninss
thot they how gone away fer their 49,
honeymoon" Judge. EEs%
Enough for Her. ss
Young Faddlethwaite doesn't seem
to have any moral courage" said hsFsl
father. agsS s;
II don't know anything about tha1 ss
she answered, but he has splendidlya
fitting clothes and three automobiles
Chicago Record-Herald.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1904-04-01
A Tribute to Charity.

Willie-Mamma, I told cook youaN9
going to give her some Of your dresses
Mrs. Slimson-Was she pleased? SS
Willie-Delighted. She said she
some poor relatives she thought the
6t,-Town TopicA sS
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1904-04-01
Damage to Asparagus Crop

San Francisco, March 28.-Half the
asparagus crop of the state was de-
stroyed by the recent floods in the Sac
ramento valley. The growers have seen
their asparagus beds utterly destroyed.
and now face ruin: The price of aspara-
gus will run high this year.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1904-04-01

A Note Of Spring.
You bet that spring'll fool you.
A. in the long ago! 4i~.t
The violet's jest been sleepin'
Beneath q sheet o. snow.
An all the world Is list'nin' !.
To hear the daisies grow!
Atlanta Constitution.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1904-04-01

Russia's Neckband in Danger.
Japan and Russia are at war.
But one can win; We know not which
1t seems that Russia at the start
Does get 1t in the neckovitch.
-Yonkers Statesman
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1904-04-01
Severe Frost in Texas.

Waco, Tex, March ga severe
frost was experienced in central Texas
Sunday night. Fears are felt for cot
ton which has been planted early in
an effort to head off the boil weevil.
It is also thought much garden truck
was injured.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1904-04-01

well-Known Minnesota Banker Dead.
Hills. Mimi, March 2S.-Banker Jo-
seph r. Wright, of the First national
bank, is dead of pneumonia after being
sick only "a hours. He was widely
known over the state.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1904-04-01
Conjecture.

Maiden Aunt-I don't think much Of
the youAg men of to-day.
Her Niece-Don't you, auntie? But
dare say, you thought good deal Of
tho young men Of yesterday:-Puck.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1904-04-01

Townlot-Hello, Harker! You seem
all done up. Gasoline stove?
Harker-No! Chafing dish.
Notwithstanding dishes don't ex-
plode.
Harker-My wife threw it.-Chicago
Daily News.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1904-04-01
Epitaph,

Percy studied chemistry.
Studied long and late.
Percy breathed some chlorine gas.
He'll not graduate.
Cornell Widow.