Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-10-22

S,s ~ - ~ehiustoh tliei s aar,,,-,ant
VINO thIive upon brokerage IN government
WORKS OF this sort.
49, nunured collars year Is anoweu
800 ~ ,an ior clerk mre. y nanueu
Count for :. rsohauy and ne ne &c ~. -
sUul. ~. ~. ne can ldeposu IL III panh "
NE o,ario. ~ 49, MS WE anu i%y w
,aa o la "ofk Tor hlmf or ne may
nNntay . 1870 ~ WITH some one IA Gu %
on,s<.s,,. sI ia One speaker u tne fouse
mittee on rules ua,,or ciei serators baws
oneniv occ-aa;taa Ssfei.i .s. 49,
"peis aeci eoi'eo their wives as secretaries.
Free Baths and Slaves.
Cow. x..
pu. up at CHEAP no.eis'
the use of paying extra for this luxury
when there ara I, ~, C.,.., 60 =. -.
gressmen the h.s. ,r.-,-.-
e,eo+,,, TURKISH nussiah anu
80 ~ oa.hs TINS side of the ocean?' they
ash. mere are fifteen tubs on the House
.; sue y, ana goodly number for senator's, all
-, we basement of the Capitol During ses-
etoi.s coiored sfunctionary with bundle
~ tpwsis is Kept busy calling next, at
me pain room doors.
me eiectfic bath of the Capitol Is a lux
u my Tree TO the member who awakens in the
headaches so conr OIL nos h,s 'r, a,,
dusky attendant tenderlv removes the great
mans apparel. He is rlaced upon the zinc
s,,snend.d pia.lorm and over his head is
brass and upside dow MAJ. u,toh IL De, De OF
on and he receives first a Chain shower
the artificial lightning cracking down from
the teeth OF the brazen halo. Then he seats
himself while Nat glass bulb, charged
with the subtle fluid is rubbed over his face
and brow. Next he is treated with a throat
ironer. Then an electrified roller is passed
over ms back and shoulders. He is topped
on with gentle spray of the current, and
reels so invigorated that he can scarce be
restrained from repeating the indiscretion
OF Archimedes. He hastens into the legis-
lative chamber. charged to overlooking with
electric eloquence, and makes a speech
which Is assured to pass into type, no mat
ter now poor 1t is, for the Congressional
Record Is bound to report It next morning.
after he has edited it carefully-Or his clerk
has
Or he pauses in one of the free barber
shops of the great Capitol's basement there
being three chairs of tonsorial science in the
Senate wing; six in that of the House Half
of the BARRIERS on the House side attend ex-
clusively to democrats; the other half to re-
publicans. But on the Senate side there is
no political division of tonsorial skill Re-
publican and democratic hair cuts look
alike
Free Medicines and Vehicles
senators neeo eXpend little TOT medlc mes
for out of the contingent fund of the upper
house has long been purchased wholesale
ou.,+,+,os of drras 7, oro soss,o,, Nov.
-, =. 90 ~, 90 -,
purchased l4'oVo quinlne piils-h"o TOT each
Senator. Other heavy items are usually
those effervescent salts which come in blue
bottles headache powders, lithia wa err
digestive tablets and cough drops But why
should the member of eitrer house take
cold? Whenever 1t halls, SHOWS or blows
he Is sent home at public expense behind
Spanking livery team-:f he have none him
self An undertaken is usually favored
with tbis livery contract and I have note of
Voucher for s13n TINS expended in one