New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-02-19


unto Moses. Come forth; but he fifth and lost
the tohb. Moral. Git Up urly."
ECONOMY.
B,caaasse. he vas a frugal man
He allied uIIg q thrifty plan
His government position.
lie worked as little as he could:
lie trimmed expenses neatly.
And to his conscience he was good
lie let IL rest completely.
little here a little there.
Juul his term was ended.
He saved. and then with yirtuous air
His homeWard way he wendell
And now with rage that's fine 70 see
An angry public 'hollers.
For from three thousand yearly he
Council BLUFFS NOnpareil.
Laurent Delarue. a criminal who robbed on so
large scale and with such method and resource
as 10 win for himself the title OF King OF the
Burglars brought up for trial I'm Paris re-
Gently. Dearue was graduated In his profession BY
a systematic course OF education. working for
some years as n shoemaker and afterward as n
locksmith. Having thus acquired much valuable
technical knowledge he took up his quarters at Sar-
trouvillc a village ten miles from Paris. and raided
houses IN every direction. Some nve hundred or
six hundred robberies are put down TO HIM
A postDopenent Editor (of nagazne)-vvhat's
the delay about my getting in2
St Peter-You paid on publication didn't your
wen. some OF your contributors are inside. and
I've agreed TO let you wait until all their stories
have aypcared-'-tLifc-
A remarkable hunting accident took place in the
Forest OF Rambouillet recently. The Duchess
d'I-zas hunts in the forest twice week. The
Paris CORRESPONDENT OF The Newcastle Chronicle
states that on this occasion stag which had been
put up was I'm fun flight when suddenly the
Duchess do Luynes appeared riding leisurely Just
IN the terrified animals front Thinking only OF
escape from its pursuers. the stag instantly sprang
IN ,,ult over horse and rider but caught the
duchess. carrying her from the saddle and falling
with her while the horse boltcd. Fortunately. the
soft turf broke the fall, and the duchess. on
the approach OF the hunt. was able 20 rise with
laugh and none the worse. A similar accident hap
penod TO tho King Of England at compiegne TWEEN
ty-dye years ago.
John whispered Mrs. Swackhammer. hoarsely.
John wake up! In the basement-hear them
eyTesyre working N ! s%oe Hs dved un
der the pillow and clutched his pocketbook what
.Bbhurgarsr, Gha chat red. poor Mrs swaokham-
"Aw. rats,'' said swack. as ne lay down and pre-
pared for sleep again. You scared me nearly to
cisco Bulletin.
some Americans in Paris have made a contract
with the celebrated Polish painter Jan Styka, for
the exhibition at st. Louis of panoramic hem-
cycle representing Golgotha, which has had an
enormous success in Europe. There IS doubt
that this painting will prove to be also a great
Pope who has only the photograph Of II, has
given the apostolic benedictiOn TO the painter and
his work.
He Kept His Seattle sighted man. COM
fortablv ensconced in the of the car looked
IN al the woman who was holding larGe bundle
In one hand while she chung to the strap with the
other
sweeping over him, Il make II a rule never to give
INV seaf I'D 10 any one, but will be glad TO help
You. Let me hold your bundle for YOU"
"Oh. thank you, SIR replied the lair passenger,
81 hope you know how.
yNtberctipon she deposited a gurgling six months
ord infant in his lap the undisguised JOY OF the
rest OF the trapholders.-(Cincinnau Timcs-Star.
A botelkeeper who kept remarkable hosiery
has AT last been run to earth at Paris. lie kept
good sized hotel and attracted the attention OF the
police by turning away ali guests on tho excuse
thar his house was fun. The officers searched the
place and found that four burglars lived there.
and had been stealing travellers baggage. which
tbev sent to the hotel The hotelkeeper sold the
goods for them. and what could not be sold
hacked away in the different rooms over 10000
worth Of stuff was seized
Just for an Instant.-"Weren't you ever on an
autOmobileT
YES, once"
Whose was it,
II don't know l merely on the front dash
could pick myself Up 1t got away'-(Philadelphia
Press