New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-07-07
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

Democratic nomination for Governor OF Missouri
against Joseph w. Folk. is a Northerner, having
been born and raised In Iowa, but when he is
speechmaking in the rural districts OF Missouri he
IS very profuse with compliments to ex-Confed-
crates. At Boonsboro IN Howard County. when
he running for Governor. according 10 Mr.
Folk. Mr. Reed told in eloquent language how
Judge CAN'T local hero. who fought under Stone
wall Jackson acted when he was shot in the knee.
He retained his martial spirit. said Mr. Reed and.
wrapping arm around a sapng he pulled him
self to his feet. and with the other hand waved his
hat as his comrades charged. Yes" yelled some
fellow in the crowd before It had time TO applaud
and Ill bet your daddy tho man that shot
the Judger' The handclapping was drowned much
TO Mr. Reeds discontinue. in q roar of laughter.
THE PLEASURES OF '1lUNCHEoN."
Iaunchng parties latest outcome OF tn. craxe
meals invited only condition each mouthfu
LONDON NALL -
The "smartest" invitation, now
r6a b6 n9t to G Essn or on iq hTs:,.
Invites her guests TO MUNICH!
And they upon their part. agree
To neither bolt nor scrunch
The food she may for them purvey-
Their duty is 10 "Munch"i
Do this $50 certain doctors say).
VIII AID be- es Hoap 9at tn f. S ToH bur wal,
And munch-and munch-and Munch
Too many times you can't your food
With Your inclsors punch
Would you live long? Would you DO strong7
Your motto must be 'Munchl'
Whilst as to breakfast dinner, te.
Henceforth be leal to but one meal
--Q4ondon Truth.
Beelzebub, tho god of flies In ancient Asiatio
mythology, IS unusually potent this month. and
the insect pests over which he holds dominion are
svarming in countless hordes in this part OF the
rat, nar{,
conditions have been exceptionally favorable TO tho
birth OF vast multitudes OF these annoying Great
ures NEWCOMERS lanenting over this modern
revival OF one Of the plaques Of Egypt
spurned.-.I cannot marry you'll" .,-
could be heard the hum OF the pleasure seekers
who thronged the beach, while in front OF them
Not marry mel" repeated the youth who leaned
them from the others. What Gladys. can this
Have you NOT shown n me in eyey way possible
that you eneourassd my attentions, and, prompted
Of my great love? And now YOU tell me that you
change? And when did you arrive at this oonclu-
The proud Boston beauty lifted her head
with all the soorn of which she capable.
He turned beseechngly;
Tell me-" he said; what is it2" What have I
doneT
She pierced him with her glancs- Il could never
bathing suit.'-CPuck.
Public sentiment IN favor of moro severe regula-
lions governing the sales of poisons by chemists
is making Roadway rapidly. Few men or women
who have resolved TO kill themselves find much diff
fculty in buying anywhere the necessary drugs
This is especially true of the purchases of
bolic acid. which can be obtained In deadly guam
titles from pharmacists well nigh all the town
in nearly every hour Of the day or night
Speaker Cannon, at ono of tho dinners that he
gives in washington Ghsse dinners are strictly
''The meanest rich man in Illinois,, he said, lives
call him Crust one day the superintendent Of the
local cemetery told his lot salesman to call on
lot on him. The salesman set out with a hopeless
air and Il half hour II. he was back s5 again. S NO
intendent. mo- said the salesman. He admitted
ones, but he said that if he bought he mishns get
the value of his money in the end Why, said the
G sender aT e no he fear e The ses
man, but he says he might be lost at sea- -
Golfers Weekly.
Hitherto Iceland has enjoyed tho distinction OF
being the only country without railroad. but 1t
Is now to have short one. for the purpose Of
working soma sulphur mines at Theisstaryker
about seventeen miles from Huavik the nearest
harbor. The country thus mouths the talest feather
OF its pride. and Will have to get used the squeal
OF the locomotive whistle, other States have
done after another leaving Iceland to tho last
but. after all the event shows. with no enduring
immunity
use OF the word "xusss'' WAS one day rsproveS for
W 3 T.. f''sa: coming
II think yogr oaps :: E.ssy and mother
son, % ahS sn ns IKE
rsp1pl 'rhs sa& u W presume Philadelphia