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The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-12-30

works and that he gives proper share
Of his earnings to his wife and family
The lew thar merely fines or Inn
prisons the wife heater most often
gives the severe st punishment to the
innocent victims ~ the mans bru.
iality And 1t seldom urnishes the
brute rs he should De punished. From
This viewooint it, is not surprising to
end those usually a~reyed against the
administration Of harsh and degrading
penalties strongly fayormg the whir-
ping post for that most ratal offensc.
the beating cf wives
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-12-30
WHAT is THERE
IN ITl

SCOTS Emulsion is a care
ful blend Of the purest cod
liver oil, hypophosphites Of
lime and soda, giycerine and a
dash Of fiavoring. The COM
bination Of these valuable
ingredients emulsihed as in
SCOTS Emulsion represents
the greatest remedy yet dis
covered for weak lungs, poor
blood, low vitality child
weakness and all wasting
diseases.
Wen ssnd yos .aasls. ~
Sccrr a BowAK. ~ ps.h sIsss. Ns~ruA
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-12-30

Editor Leader Our Legislature
when il ccuvenes should not overlook
he flct that the good road question
mas reached TIE national authorities
at Washington that the subject Is be-
fore congress and will 10 an likelihood
receive the earnest consideration OF
both houses a, the next session il is
believed that the appropriation by the
general government viii not be less
Than twoniy-four million loliars, to be
divided among the several states. The
territories are not included and Okla
homa shouF not rest upon her oars.
In this connection the year boot Of
The department o. agriculture 3ust out
IN some pertinent remarks sees no
reason ghy the national government
should noi cone 20 the aid Of the
states in this great work If the ma
tional government can aid railways
and Waterways aad construct carriage
drives throlighout national parks and
reserves and wagon ROADS for Porto
ilico aud The Philippines there is No
satisfactory reason why il may not
lend aid to the Improvement of the
highways in the states especially the
principal postal roads. thereby advanc-
ing the commercial. agricultural, iu-
duatrial social, end educational inter
csts of che people. and then ADDS 1t
is Impossible in any state to provide q
nt system Of highways Ly the actior
Of boards which have cnly local an
thority" No good system,
- roads has ever been developed ex.
cepi urder authority loiget in the
hands Of some central administration
rhe Oklahoma legislature should
nor brush aside this high authority
when IL coiacs to conslder the problem
OF good roads system.
Which is the most important to the
commercial and Industrial interests II
Ohahcma9 The srerding of S50O00C
ty the counties and their towns and
clileA on fallfOad projects ana iernl-
balls. most Of which would come any.
way in the natural ociit of events or
S2500Q on onr highways to develop
values in or farm lands and 20 br.ng
the products OF these lanls to cur own
by constructing county roads /
in every county in the territory |
What would be the effect in score OF
years from, nov IS worthy ult' atten- !
ion Of The legislature
IN the former case cnly a limited |
number of counties end t.swns receive
| direct and appreclable benefit, while F.
n the latter case the WI ole area an f.
svery Town and county in the terri
Dry Is direct beneficiary.
j. c. Jamison.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-12-30

President llonman's annual address
10 the Bar association in session OF
Shawnee contains some pertinent sug
gesticns relative to future legislation.
Mr. Holman thinks the Elhth as
seirb.y shguld consume Itself With
mastery inacti'ity The colonel is
entirely too zinhedical IN oksshoma
solon inactive Never as weh re-
move the White spats OF Sid Clarke
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-12-30
A LrAk2 Nel

There appears to he son feeling
manifest among the Republicans as 70
The organization Of the Eighth as
somblv we are unable 20 account
for this radical departure from the
path Of harmony and peace. since the
white dove is supposed to have circlci
snd nestled along about Aug p last
However. scapething may have sprnn
z leak
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-12-30
For Earm Eolks

A new, attractive, interesting farm
journel-"The Earth. coveted to
the Great Southwest. its Industries.
climate and opportunities. Write for
sample copy. Que years suhscrip-
ton. 25 cts. Issued monthly. pro-
fusely illustrated. Address, The Earth,
his Railway Exchange. Chicago
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-12-30

Even Santa claus !snt nfaluble
We read In one column OF man com
planning because be cot soyen necle
ties for rhris'mas from as many diE
fcrent cities, and IN another Of Wis.
consin man who hanged himself be-
cause be received 20 presents at all
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-12-30

Out Of regard for much abused but
generally respectable profession. the
designation "actreSs7 should be dis
cardeG at the next trial Of Miss Pat
lerson. the former show sirl
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-12-30

II Is to he hored that the cordial eV-
change OF cin;stmas rem amhrances be
s~cea the president ana Mr. FlDsinl-
mons viii not emholden the puailist
20 ask for siSround 30 Il for a purse
and The salo recelnis
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-12-30

Oklahoma city ntea are gains -
Washington next week with int one
purpose 10 view. That is to knock
out Guthrie AMI inGert Oklahoma City
as the capital A runc Of Sl0,Cl) has
been raised for this purpose.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-12-30

West Virginia takes front rank
amohe the st:1es providing Christmas
murders Peace on earth" seems I'M
possible in that state unless part OF
the community is sent TO tie great
bevond
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-12-30

The present car may yet throw into
fhe shade the memory of he liherator
hut before he can do much he will
have TO secure few more advisers
like mis- minister OF TIE interior
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-12-30

A town named Hohokas IN New
Jersey has produced another Mrs
Chadwick. The village should petition
the legislature for authority to change
its name to Hoons Pocas.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-12-30

Amos Ewing, man Of many parts.
who can drown a bluff with gurgle
OF laughter has cnme forth and made
reanest He wants in. Step tha'
knocking"
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-12-30

John y Rocke1ellAr gave his ser
wants gold eagles for Christmas day
but he dsdrt give "Tom" Law SON OF
Boston even a copper cent.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-12-30

T., as some correspondents say
Port Arthur is as strong as six scyas-
topcla combined, japan VIII probably
grow several degrees I'm It's own esti-
nation when stoessol finally eapitu.
iatss.
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oasl oas.

The best for light The best for
fnel. It is a great enterprise for
Guthrie and should be literally patron
ized
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-12-30

Al least We can all be glad that we
do NOT live Ht Wlniston. where the mer
cury touched 80 degrees below zero
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-12-30

Guthrie lodge No. 3, |. o. o. r.
Meets every Monday night at 1880
o'clock at Odd Fellows hall. corner
First and Harrison avenue
). 2. eillinesiey, Noble Grand.
I. L. strough, Secretary.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-12-30

There are several big hens on, il
appears. Some of them viii cackle
even after iasing liard-boiIed eggs
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-12-30

Dr. Chadwick will probably submit
that sccoild slass passage ticket as
pioof that he hasn't got ,he money
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-12-30

Details Of th4 .lc,ise case are COOL
things to avoid They are more
tangled saan traction.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-12-30

Who was 1t who was SAVING that the
winters IN this climate had become
mIder2
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-12-30

In sic meantime are the derositors
Eetilng square deal?
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-12-30

r. A. A.. Guthrie Council NO. Y4s.
Fratemal Aid Association. Meets ev-
cry Wednesday night in Odd Fellows
hall. corner Harrison and First. Visit
ing members always welcome.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-12-30

The weather man has come 80 thp
rescue CT the coal man.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-12-30

When the iolbyless Legislature meets
--lut why sEsoulate7
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-12-30

nights in each month at their asylum
in A. 2. & A. NJ hall. Visiting Sir
Knights always welcome.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-12-30

Oklahoma Eneampment No. I, |. o..
o. F. Meets every Wednesday night
at 1880 o'clock, at Odd Fellows hall.
F. A. Myette, p. g.
p. K. Albeit. Scribe.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-12-30

Guthrie Chapter ~. No. 6. r. A. NJ.
meets the FIRST and and third Friday
nights in each mouth at A. F. & A. az.
'hall Visiting companions always vel
come.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-12-30

Knights and Ladies Of Security
meets the first and third Wednesday
evening of each month in the Masons'
hall Visiting members cordially in-
vited.
{. 3. Bradshaw, Jas. N. Anderson,
Secretary. President
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-12-30

Guthrie commandary, Knights Temp
lar. meets second and fourth Monday
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-12-30
Knights always welcome.

Co. A. First Kegt. OK. N. @. Meets
every Wednesday night at 1880 In
Armory hall. 10 West Harrison avenue.
G. {. Dunnloa, Captain.
c. s. curran, Orderly Sergeant.
I. o. r. IA. Meets every Tuesday
night in X. Of P, hall. Visiting chiefs
always welcome
Frank B. saTber, Sachem.
II. c. Barney, Chief 0. Records.
Guthrie Lodge No. /, A. o. U. W.
meets every Thursday night in the
new Masonic hall on East Oklahoma
Visiting brothers welcome.
E. n. Ruthven, M. w.
W. }. Leatherman, Recorder
Guthrie commandary, Knights Temp
lar, meets second and fourth Monday
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-12-30
CANTON euTHRlE No. 8.

CANTON GUTHRIE No. 5, Patrl.
areh's Militant. l. o. o. =. Regular
assembly every second Thursday night
in each month in Odd Fellows hall.
Visiting Chevaliers welcome.
J. E. Peterson, Co,n'dt.
p. X. Abbott. Clerk.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-12-30
LODGE DlEEcroRx

LODGE DIRECTORY.
Guthrie Lodge No. 3, /. o. o. r.
Meets every Monday night at 1880
o'clock at Odd Fellows hall. corner
First and Harrison avenue
). 2. ellinesiey, Noble Grand.
I. L. stroush, Secretary.
Oklahoma Eneampment No. I, l. o.
o. =. Meets every Wednesday night
at 1880 o'clock, at Odd Fellows hall.
r. A. Myette, P. g
p. K. Albeit. Scribe.
CANTON GUTHRIE No. 5, Patrl.
areh's Militant. l. o. o. =. Regular
assembly every second Thursday night
in each month in Odd Fellows hall.
Visiting Chevaliers welcome.
J. E. Peterson, Co,n'dt.
p. X. Abbott. Clerk
NaomI Rebekah Lodge No. 2, I. o.
o. =. Meets FIRST ,Sird Tuesday
nights Of every month IN o-,; Fellows
hall.
-, Lpey Herwis. Noble Grand
Maggie Mllam, Secretary
RepfrOw Division No. 3. Uniform
Rank X. Of p. Meets second and
fourth Monday nights At Armory hall
G. E. ounnlca, Captain.
W. 7. Warren, Recorder.
Guthrie Lodge No. 2, x. Of p. Meets
every Friday night In Castle hall. cor.
ner Of First and Harrison.
l. s. Page, L. o. LytIs,
X. Of r. & 8. c. c. |
Woodmen Of the World, Guthrie
Camp No. 3. Meets every Tuesday at
1880 D. m.. in the Woodmen hall over
Spencer hardware store. Visiting
woodmen welcome
Wm. Connolly, Con. Com.
Guthrie Lodge No. 42e B. p. o. z.
Meets the second and iourth rueS
day nights Of each month In Elk hall /
Il. W. Penteeost, 2. R.
:. Foucart. Secretary.
hartranltt Post No. }. G. A. 4 !
Meets on first and third Fridays n
each month at 1880 D, NJ. In hall over
spencer's hardware store. Yisitins !
comrades always welcome.
6. ~. Billings, Post Com.
N. l.. Mock. Adiutant
Guthrie Chapter No. 2, Order Of the
Eastern STAR Meets in the Masonic
Temple every second and fourth Fri /
day evenings in each month.
p. N. L. Ray, " M.
~. E. Harrington, Secretary.
Guthrie ccmmandery No. I Knights
Templar. Meets every Wednesday |
evening at 7;sO at their Asylum IA
me Masonic Temple Visiting Sir
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-12-30

Repfrow Division No. 3. Uniform
Rank. X. Of p. Meets second and
fourth Monday nights at Armory hall
G. E. Dunnlca, Captain.
W. 7. Warren, Recorder.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-12-30

NaOmI Rebekah Lodge No. 2. 1. o.
0. =. Meets FIRST ,Sird Tuesday
nights Of every month IN o. Fellows
hall.
s, Lpey Her~is. Noble Grand.
Maggie Mham, Secretary
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-12-30

Guthrie Lodge No. 2, X. Of p. Meets
every Friday night In Castle hall. cor.
ner Of First and Harrison.
L. s. Page, l.. o. LytIe,
X. Of r. & 8. G. @.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-12-30

Woodmen Of the World, Guthrie
Camp No. 3. Meets every Tuesday at
1880 p, m.. in the woodmen hall over
Spencer hardware store. Visiting
woodmen welcome
Vim. Connolly, Con. Com.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-12-30

Guthrie Lodge No. 42s B. p. o. z.
Meets the second and iourth ruee
day nights Of each month in Elk hall
Il. w. Penteeost, 2. R.
:. Foucart, Secretary.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-12-30

Frank 3. saTosr, sachem.
\. c. Barney, Chief 0. Records.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1904-01-16

can his cures be disputed. He does NOT
asK any man, woman or child to taka
nus or anyone else's word for it, but he
stands ready and willing to send
~ FREE TRIAL PACKAGES
of this great HAIR RESTOR ATTTT
TO anyone who writes to him for il en-
close 2-cent stamp to prepay postage
III a single night it has started hair To
growing ON heads bald for years. II
has stopped falling hair in one hour. II
lever Ialls' no matter what the condi.
ton, age or sex. Old men and v,n,c
men, women and children all have nrof,
tied by the free use of this great new dis
covery. If you are bald, if your hair 10
falling out. or if your hair, eyebrows or
eyelashes are thin or short, write the
A A Medical Dispensary, 1880
ing 2-cent stamp to prepay postage
Tor free package and in short time
you Will be entirely restored.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1904-01-16
SAVE THE FEATHERS.
"hen Properly Treated They Are OF
value Commercially Well as
for Home Use.

On majority of farms there is a
waste of feathers. The main point is 10
sterflize the feathers, as they contain
blood. This can be done with very warm.
dry air, exposing the feathers for a week
In warm room. 1t is more conyenient
10 DOH them, then dry. Feathers should
De saved not only from ducks and geese.
out also from chickens and turkeys.
FroVlde two large bags-one for feathers
from geese and ducks and one for feath-
ers from turkeys and chickens.
When enough feathers have been col.
Iected TO make a pillow or cushion cut
the shape out of bed-ticking and stitch
closely all around the edges, with the
exception OF small opening at the ton
winch is left for the insertion Of the
feathers. Before filling turn the bag OF
case inside out, and rub what is now
the right or outside of the bag with
common bar soap; then put in the feath.
ers, tie up the opening in the bag. place
IL with its contents in close boiler and
Doll for few minutes, moving it about
with stick and lifting it up and down.
Finally take it out, drain, squeeze out the
water and hang up in light, airy place
to dry. In few days the feathers will
be light and fluffy and free from any un.
pleasant odor, as the boiling eliminates
the oil and blood. Keep the feathers
loose when drying TO prevent sticking
Observation-Disclosures Commercial Trib.
une.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1904-01-16
ITEMS.

The United States drinks enough
liquor each year to float all her bat
tleships.-National Advocate.
Under the Adams local option law the
saloon has been driven out of every one
of the $500 towns in Tennessee. except
l6, and now exists in only IL of the Sc
counties in the state
Prohibition in New South Wales is
becoming so strong that resolution
asking that the prohibitory bill be
pushed forward in the house was car
ried, and the audience of 600 forthwith
formed into procession with bands and
banners, and marched off to the chief
secretary's office, to the premier.
MI Nelson, the most DISTINGUISHED of
English actuaries, after long and care
full Investigations and comparisons. as
certained by actual experiences the fol.
lowing astounding facts: Between the
ages OF Is and 90, where 10 total abstain,
ers die, 1S moderate drinkers die. Be-
tween the ages of 20 and 80, where 10
total abstainers die, 81 moderate drink,
ers die. Between the ages of 80 and 40,
when 10 total abstaiuers die, 40 mod,
crate drinkers die.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1904-01-16
GOOD SENSE OF HENS.
They Can Foreteu Rain and storm.
and Are Always Regular i'm
Their Habits

"A chicken raiser In Connecticut ss,S
me something about chickens that | did
not know 5efOre," SAID sc-niria who
SPENDS few weeks walking in the coun-
Try every summer. 1T was late in the
oay, and | stopped at the gate of a little
farm house to ask for a cup of water.
Inc farmer was watching his chicken
mouse as the brood, one by one. turned
IN to roost. He was so intent i'm his
watch that be did not see me until l had
spoken
linen he began talking about chick
| Ems, and L said that from my obserya-
tlon a chicken had less sense than any
thing else with feathers. The farmer
at once look me up.
You never raised chickens he said,
or you wouldn't say that. Chickens
can beat your city weather man in pre-
olctlng rain. You wouldn't notice this.
however, unless you made a business of
raising EN-. Unless the shower is sud-
den they begin to run to and fro before
the downfall, as if hawk was in the air.
and then scurry to shelter.
~ Another popularity about chickens
Is their system in making certain rounds
every day when the weather is fair. They
start out in the morning and go to given
points with the regularity of a clock.
They may be shooed off their course.
out as soon as the fright is over they re-
turn, and they continue the route. wind
ing up late in the day at the place of be-
ginning. l have tried to fool chicken
now and then by taking it off its beat and
putting it down at some other point.
by waiting l found that it invariably
returned to the place where had picked
1t up, and from there it resumed its regu-
lar course.
Unless there is a rain chickens will
never leave their daily course until the
time draws nigh for them to come home
10 roost. They may be trifle late now
ana then, as some of my brood are this
evening, but they will come. That's more
tnan some folks know added the farm
or, looking at me in peculiar manner,
which prompted me to go on my way
Detroit Free Press.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1904-01-16
JOHNNY'S LATEST ESSAY.
SUBJECT Is the Hog, md the KnowI-
edge He Displays Still Leaves
Him Star Scholar

The hog is called hog b'cuz he makes
a hog of himself. 1t runs in the family
All hogs are hogs.
The hog has two sides to his charac-
ter. one OF which is good to eat and the
other we can't so cordjully admire. AS
an article OF diet the hog is one of the
warmest friends to the human race
that know OF. Most of him is good for
food and the rest is useful in making
sausages, bristle brushes and other
utensils. Nearly everything about him
is palatable but his voice. The latter
always seems to me TO sound as IL II
had kind o soured. 1t is said that you
can't make a silk purse out of a lady
hogs ear. 1 have never heard of any
fool big enough to try it.
As citizen the hog is not so warm.
His manners and instincts are gross in
the extreme, and his sole ambition
pears to be to eat from early morn till
far into the night. When a man is dead
he becomes the late Mr., So-and-So, and
we say nice things about him. When a
hog is dead he is pork, and pa often says:
"Confound this pork" When eat too
much pa calls me pig. A pig is hogs
little boy. This is all know about the
hog
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1904-01-16
ROOSTER FINDS MOON.
LORD OF the Barnyard Made a Strange
biscovery Which Surprised
Him Very Much.

Because he had eaten too much sup
per, rooster one night was unable to
sleep, and he just had to sit up on
the roost and gaze out through the
cracks in the henhouse roof at the
stars while ali the rest of bis family
slept and snored.
he thought the stars were very won
derful, and tie moon seemed marvel
Gus.
The next day, as he crossed a field.
de came across a ball-one of those
fancy colored bouncing balls that chill
oren love to play with. Now. Mr.
Rooster had never seen one of them
before, and he did not know what
1t was.
This must be the moon that | saw
last night he said, finally. 81 won
der what it is doing down here. in
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1904-01-16
HIS MAJESTY'S SUM.
ming Tells Wise Professor OF n Po-
Ase Way OF Finding Out the
Ages OF Friends.

One day there came TO the court of
king gray-haired professor, who
amused the king greatly. He told the
monarch OF things he never knew be-
Tore, and the king was delighted. But
nnalIy 1t came TO a point where the
ruler wanted TO know the age of the
professor, SO he thought OF a mathe-
NAUTICAL problem.
Ahem! said the king, Il have an in
leresung sum for you; it is a trial in
mental arithmetic. Think of the num-
Der OF the month of your birth"
NOW, the professor was 90 years old,
and had been born two days before
christmas, SO he thought of II, Deem
Der the twelfth month.
Yes, said the professor.
Multiply it by two," said the king.
Yes"
add iye."
Yes. answered the professor, do
ing so.
Now multiply by SOL
YES"
add your age"
Yes"
Subtract 365."
Yes"
Add 49,"
Yes"
And now." said the king. "might I
ask what the result is?"
Twelve hundred and sixty" replied
the professor, wonderingy.
Ihank you" was the kings response.
so you were born in Deem Der. 60 years
ago, eh?"
Why, how in the world do you
know?" cried the professor.
Why' replied the king. from your
answer-l,26O. The month of your
birth was the twelfth and the last two
figures give your age"
Ha! hal hal" laughed the professor.
capital idea! I'll try It on the next
person It's polite way of finding out
peoples ages"-Louisville Courier
Journal.