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The Cairo bulletin., 1904-09-18
J. MeREcoR ADAMS DEAD.
BY the Associated Pres,

Chicago. sent III McGreEor
Adams. for MANY years one n the fore
most business fne1 u Chicago. and
well known throughout the vest. died
today al3yI
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-09-18
SHAW At ST. LOUIS.
By The Associated Press.

BY the Associated Press.
81 Louis Sept. Secretary Shaw
addressed mass meeting in Fest.
val hall at the fair grounds tonight,
his speech being the opening gun of
the Republican campaign in eastern
Missouri.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-09-18
play strong role in statesmanship.
ATTACK ON PORT ARTHUR.


Paris. Sept ia correspondent
Of the Matin at Chefoo says he learned
from official sources that the Japanese
are preparing for a decisive attack up.
on Port Arthur and that troops are
daily being landed at Dalny, with pow
erful cannons.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-09-18
.D|SMANTL|NG
Of THE LENA


Vallejo. Cali. Sept. 17-Of6cial or
ders have been issued by Captain
Drake. ordinance officer of the Mare
Island navy yard 10 Gunner shuttle
worth TO commence dismantling the
Lena Monday morning. The breech
locks of the large guns. ali small arms
except officers side arms and revolv-
Crs: ammunition. ordinancc, stores
and torpedocs " u be removed
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-09-18
FREE DELIVERY FOR ULLIN.

Beginning October Is. a rural free de-
livery mail route will be established
ia Ullir. The route is twenty-five
m les long and nearly 500 people will
he served
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-09-18

not infringcd a frank and candid con
ridcrat On be extended them. so that
the spirit Of sincerity which animaies
/is empire be- fully demonstrated TO
the whCic world
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-09-18
PoPUllsT CAMPAIGN
OPENS m KENTUCKY.

by the Associated Press.
Paducah Ky, Sept. 1.-THE Popu-
list campaign in Kentucky opened to
day. Thomas z. Watson. candidate for
president, delivering the principal ad-
dress
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-09-18
POLICEMAN PROBABLY
KILLED BY NEGRO
by The Associated Press.

by the Associated Press.
Cincinnati. Sept 17.-Police officer
John Kraft was shot and probably "a
tally wounded by John Paris, colored.
whom he was trying to arrest for
shco'iBg AMI slightly wounliHg Mary
Lochrein today in a 1T Of jealousy. A
bullet fired by Kratz struck Paris in
the leg
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-09-18
COLORADO GAVE
100000 MELONS
WESTERN STATE CELEBRATES
HER DAY AT WORLDS FAIR
BY GENEROUS DISTRIBUTION
OF HER FAMOUS CANTA-
LOUPES.
BY the Associated Press.

by tho NSSOclatCd PfesS.
ST. Louis, Sept. 1.-THE distribution
of 100000 cantaloupes marked the eel
ebration today of Colorado Day" di
the exposition, Governor Peabody,
h S military staff and delegation OF
more than 1000 Coloradoans review
cd the parade of the Filipino scouts
and constahulary which inaugurated
the celebration. Speeches were made
by Governor Peabody and others.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-09-18
WON FIRST PRIZE.
BY the Associated Press.

ST. Louis. Sept. 17.-Orange Bios
som Of Fairview. a red short horn COW.
belonging to the Ladd estate. Of Port
land. Oregon, won the first award to-
day in the class for aged cows. the
feature event Of the Worlds far cattle
show.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-09-18
ifizNl
ENGINEERS ELECT OFFICERS.

Omaha. Neb-. sept 1.-THE Iuierna-
fionai union of steam engineers today
elected J. f. BrHner. n Cincinnati.
president. z. 4. Mckee of Peoria. III.
secretsry-treasurcr.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-09-18
ONTARIO MEMBER uNsEATED.
BY the Associated Press.

BY the Associated Press.
Sault Ste. Marie, Ont, Sept t7.--C.
n. Smith. member Of the Ontario leg g
lature from the 500 district. has been
unscatcd. IL being shown that many
nonresident voters were taken to
NJ chipicotcn and instructed on the
wav up 10 vote for him. This leaves
the government only slender MAORI
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-09-18
Y, SEPTE MBER IS'

on under the orders Of his phI, Del
who assured him that permanent
jury ceria My resulting in the impair
ment of his lung power. and possibly
pulmonary troubles, would follow did
he no: take vacation.
The fact is that Mr.. Bryan's strenu-
Gus efforts az the st. Louis national
convention lett him with an injured
lung that would not respond to any
treatment. and the doctors peremptor-
ily ordered an absolute rest.
MIR. BRYAN thinks that two weeks
will fully restore him. but the doctors,
while admitting his wonderful vitality,
think he needs take more.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-09-18
FAIRBANKS BIo CROWD.
BY the Associated Press.

BY the Associated Press.
Parkcrsburg. w. Va. Sept. IT,
thousand perSons heard Senator Fair
banks. the Npublican nominee for
vice-presD A day when he open
cd INA campaign in West
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-09-18
L0UBET WILL NOT STAND FOR
REELECTION AS PRESIDENT

Associated
11Presdenf the provincial
10 seek
present Of next
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-09-18
BRYAN's LUNG is AFFECTED
Complications Follow His Efforts
Louis Convention.

Lincoln. Neb,, Sept. 17.-Mr (
rest in the W Ids Of Wyoming
from the towns and telegraph
boonn today was an enforced
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-09-18
NIGHTS
COMMENCING

con, supported by psIeog.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1904-08-23
cL.IPPINes.
A SCORES ONE.

II is quite as hard as ever to get
ahead of Pat. This was proved the
other day during a trial in an English
courtroom, an Irish witness being
examined as to his knowledge of a
shooting affair.
did you see the shot fred?" the
magistrate asked, when Pat had been
sworn.
"No, sorr. / only heard it," was
the evasive answer.
THAT evidence is not satisfactory"
replied the magistrate, sternly.
Stand DOWN.
The witness proceeded to leave the
box, and directly his back was turned
he laughed derisively. The magis-
trate, indignant at the contempt of
court called him back, and asked him
how he dared to laugh in court.
did you see me laugh, your
honor?" queried the offender.
"No, sir; but / heard you," was
the irate answer.
That evidence is not satisfactory"
said, Pat, quietly, but with a twinkle
in his eye.
And this time everybody laughed
the magistrate.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1904-08-23

iioeu on life orfer ielp," iaaoe 8isr.
men.
Gan ifuTce Sc til at nuune OBJ
SrUcrne.
"SoIL 6urn Epril" brum.
meSe 9ierncn; - eruo / @ooIet bar
ban. Nen bette bar bare ct Srr,
Tor Soa or life onoet emo 5itrit, oct
feIler.
~ IL Or, gifl" Tfrca Nrben,
'aa oct gnaIo | Sfooen. Saa bapoe
ban punoet, % ban for neo % too
Siertet no al SOinet / en- gib 90
ptioe ipriu9e. @en 9isrnen blep
lint, foroi ban tog oct bebite al belle
Sotnet, fit fat / Sponoien paa BAN
bpl0t bnm.
"9i Iiot" insbe gisrnen oa bar
iua oilo.
~So oct er oct iamine, geoItefar,
bill on Hippo mig, ifaI Su ioo image
paa SonuiHgen min," ioa0e RGpeu.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1904-08-23

Sa Sigrnen bsrte oct, iaa ilap ban
Saget, cg RGpen op efter S~onninaen.
Scr pua bette SumIeboIet, ioeoe
Rtftel, "boIoer ieg ct 2spsbIa6, og
rmoer oct SspsbIaSet er Ger ct Sul,
iom on fan iuge igieunem,~ iasoe
ban, 90 ioetiomme boIbt ban Srmle.
bolet op UNDER &9ien pao 9isruen,
too SepSbIooet bpf, boppeoe pp poa
Stenen % iottc fig til at gIiie og lie,
ipr oct bar bucrfen SimIebol eler
men oct BAR ct Spcpierebe,
'aa tort Nom ct Ruuoebopeo, fuEot
al SpepS, % Spepiene preoe no oa
itaf 9isruen / Ginene % Creme oa ,
Ofunocn OF pan Smlber. 90 ban
lit ioa meget at 9isre meb at fare
Dem al iia at ban life bap0e Sto at
paa MiffeI.
Sra ocu 9nqen er set, at 9isrnen
er ioo rpO for Spepien.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1904-08-23
De tos Oct meo Ro.

3 "2itIGnoingen" iortaIes en-
Sfpfterbiitorie frn IN rorif 5jelbbpso
! santIe Gage. 20 Sfpttere, Ola o.
ears, began Tia pan Giurjast. bucr
meo en- Muiteouneer paa 9affen. &c
Lao paa en- Sntpr en- Gel oi seatten,
90 ttoiig ont WorseneH bar De noe for
at afIpgge Siuren ct minore oeIfum.
fient 8eiss pan Ratfutiten. Sc par
o9iaa beloise os ifie0 bper i'm. @en
Nh oar Ears u9eloiB nof til at milte
a~rn0tboruet os &nglpuRsen % Ola
hapSe bare ct SfuS ariot tis6oae.
sun laoeoc on igien lit 8eprr, o. be.
gap itg paa Siempeien. Been TONNE
neo paa en- Iioen 9fpr, boem IfuISe Sc
ntsoe Der noen ST.. 9amie / rgen bsic
Rerion2 Ga, Jon baube Iaot @epRr,
bar ~tatirligois cen mooige og piISe
lfpoe; men Ears brslte, at ban "iffc
ntaatte erie 8jsrnen". Men Ole fp.
reSe Dog bon, iau oct rse al 8isrne.
prlicn. Men bet ifllSe ban nof life
bupe giort; fiji @isrwn biep aIoeIes
roieroe % fom moo Gem pno TO Gen.
9ai Dor soSe RonS Spre. Oh, Jon
babe o9ret iaa mo6ig, ga @eoprct
ear Iuot. foitet Bette ira iig og tog til.
bens ouer Stof og Sten og ItanIeOe
ferIt oa ban bar fornrnet ct Bar BUN.
ereoe Sfriot ira SfuepIuoien.
SriOIertib Dor 9isrnen pna TO
Sen tcmmet imoo Cars, iom isgte
geIfpttelie bag en- @ron.
Smfrins oenne bIp ser mi en- an.
itren8enbe Balls, Cars iorun og 8ier.
nen efter. Nu itisrte Cars, at bette
life fnnOe gaa / 2RngSen. 9erior
ban JIG meb @rpitct moo
Stdmmen % forisste at faa Sag Il
Sorln6ber paa Sen onScn
SiOe. Gette IpffeSes ogiaa, o. ser
Itoo ban % fleHte 8isruen inS til
8ranIGgsen. Ru bespn6te ban at
ranbe Of ale 8rGfter, % efter en-
StunSs 6orlsb fom Ola iorfigtig tit.
bag en- @ranlPg. ga ban MI
ioa, at Oct life Longer bar Sare for
III goSe Sfinb, bar ban igien ben mo.
oise WanO % Tom belt frem.
"Gu Ola, iagSe 9ars, "ifpnS Deg
her ten Ser / groaten oe iaa laant
i Or, for ban er t1ing oa boIbe".
Ola tog pp lit @eppr og begnp zig pna
Bel reSooer. "a ban fom til Ser
Sraater, Dor set iuit | gtfbSassttber.
ban trai Ser uoenfor ShieOsren og
)ilite @lbS Sre6. J
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1904-08-23
NOT so

An Irish barrister named Bethel
wrote a pamphlet on the union be-
tween Great Britain and ireland.
Mr.. Lysaght meeting him shortly af-
ter complimented him on the work
saying, The copy | saw contained
some of the best things / have seen
in any work on the subject"
Il am very proud you think SO,
said Bethel, rubbing his hands with
satisfaction; pray what are the
things which pleased you so mnchi"
why" replied Lysaght, " as /
came past a pastry-cook's shop this
morning, | saw a girl come out with
three hot pies wrapped up in one OF
your pamphlets"
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1904-08-23
&lcffcrcn.

UT Menisbeoens SOriunser bar 9apn
al 8lofter bar iislse en Optesnetie al
ofbsbe 8iOtfer Sans 9urbjsrnien 3as
islsenoe @runb: Scr Der tom @lpffer
til &irferne, matte SOrianaeren
aisre Gisneite / 8lutferues Steb iaale.
bes: Ssrit mnatte ban uS ug raabs
bsit: "&pm Ser! Os bet uar bet fam.
ME iom M at rinse isrite Gong. Sua
ON libt git ban uo isjsu os ruabte bsit:
Som Ser, fom 8aul"! Get bar bet
iom of ritse anben Sang. Gt'
ter ON en- Stunb, naur @uostieneitsu
ituIbe bespnoe, git BON ub Os raabte
bit: "Spm Ser, Tom guuL, Tom Ola
90 iau beepnoie @uostiene,
item, ps bette er Grunben ill., at Sprian.
sereu fables Rlofter.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1904-08-23

ga, Set piISc 9ierncr; men ga Sc
buooe trritct, fit &pDcn 4orn, %
9icrnCn fit life uuoct cn0 Sauer og
SGger. &amicn Iiftc life bette, men
R0Ocn iog0e oct bar ioa iom De
oar iorIi9te ON set. 3 aar er set
ieR, iom bar &tn6iuqcn." Iugoe RG.
ben "et onoct 9Iar er oct on, ba Itol
Ou bUpe Soppeu, oa iea faar nsies
meo &ooen." men 6a 8%doronnen
fom. ipurgte Mittrl. bpo6 9isrueu
meute ON RGper. 80. Oct por beOre
aoit emo aorn, iaeoe ban, % oct
mente &Goeu 90. IA Seiten tom.
to1 &Gpen gtCperne, o. @isrnen fit
aaoleu. DEN ga bIep gamieu Iau
tint, at han ifiIte Sag rreo @tiffel
mel BET iamme.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1904-08-23
Cubs SsreS ioien~. iporeSe nsr

Cubs 5reO isien", ipareDe Der.
"geiiignet geir ioas~, bemerfeos
@Eet er ioa Oct, juure6e Ser.
"Gs fha NOT bsire ON oa foo Ioari
q Gr es". insoe Ola. "Sau Saa"
ipnrebc Der.
"Deen no ITO me tie "a 9tn, fnn
fife on lifeinasobt alta ne os iSoa"
"Sat iom bDr", fpnreoe SIo. De ipi.
Ite oa Mio0oa / al 30 og iauutaIeoe
ON DIT os Dat. Ia Sc bap6e ipiit blep
oer en- gauie, JON be benptteoe til at
tpnoe fine SnnSSer. ga, ioa oar
Oct noa ben IRA bn, Su", iugoe Ola.
"Eu ia iao a.. ioorte Der; men Der
on ater @iooas, TIA on % oriffc aui.
ie, peit es".
"Gg iegier 10 moiree Saf", iua.
reSe Ola og ilos iis til go. gioeIig
TT ban On Ontffet aufe, % meS gren
pna 9affen flerfreSe ban tiIbuge til
Cars os gisrnen.
"a ban fom 6iSop, Itoo Cars o.
bolet gisrnen, inn Soeoen iilte al
BAN. Soar ea Cor boIct gisrnen,
maa bel es bosae'n oe", ifreg Cars.
Eette ipntes Ola nar NOT iao rimeIiat
os Isite bnm al. ga, Iogoe ears,
ibet ban tsrfebe SoeSen Of &anSen,
no bar on oori / 9peoen og rtt, no
et BET min Sitr~, og SerneS fog ban
gren og 8epRret paa Soften os rus.
Iebe neoober.
Otter ct Rnr Sirers SorI6 fom
ban tilbnae oa frieSe Ola ira bans
Iieeia1 onitrenaen6e icm lt6ehnaeliee
Stinirg oeS at flsoe 9umiens Ban.
bebrdIf.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1904-08-23
San saS nc ieIp atteit.

@nfper Clipper, iom aatIsber en-
rorH SaDr paa aeiie ira llb[nnoet,
piister at fripe en- 6ortesnelie ODER.
Eoao ban fsrer meS iig omborb / fit
Glib. On sanrniel clipper. iom fom
BERTH, bar mob lin Billie meset irbeI.
dig, ba ban ifuIoe ifriue oenne Sor.
tegneiie. efterat ban nenlis ouubps-
gelig bauoe opfsrt, bpao SfTbet baboe
itoe, os al ben Grooiant, ban babSe
ombor6, batereSe og un~oertegneoe
ban Tofumentet. Men - ioo fpm
ban pIiioieIig til at t9nfe paa, at ban
10 ogioa bauoe en- Iepenoe Girls out-
bcro, iigeicm ban osiaa baobe aIeuut.
at poafsre S~fibsbunoen jim.
"aseper mino" - t9ltfte BON. Seq
fsrer oen Iise ioo soSt cp tirflut, ies.
Sum iaet. iaa siort, men oerueS fom
5crtegnelien til of Unite faaIeSes:
8. Glen Sfibsfsrer.
On Suno og ct Soin.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1904-08-23

Hnoct. "a bar WiffeI nbe iaien
tom Inffen5c o. iifIeSe paa en- SOB
bio al Seitefisoet. Son sioroe ari.
fer OF 9roaer, til ban Tom bogenror
Vierneu, ioa tca ban til Sprongs
poo ben onben Sioe al Seiteifropcr,
% nappehe en- Sais meo BET ianums
ban remote forbi. gmnien par life
fen BON heller, iIog efter RiffeI, iao
ban fit Sippen al Den rsoe Rooen |
Sabben lin; iioen ben Lilo bar HGpen
bpio Rouetip.
"gi M Iiffel oe fom bio"
iogoe gisrnen, ~iaa ifaI jeg IGre big
at forpqe Scite." Su, Oct bloc Wfif.
tel eierne lore, men BON gtf life tori
mere emo ban troeoe fig. "Rnar
on ier, Der Iigger en- Set / en- Sol.
baffe oe iooer." iaaoe gisrnen, "ioa
ifoI on binoe Dig TAFT meo Saglet |
RooerL % bltage SGnSerne / 9oaret
paa 9eiten," inabe bon.
Get oareoe life IGnge, fsr RRoen
fanot iig en Set iom laa og iop |
Sofbaffeu, fan on tro, og ioa eiorbe
ban, lom gisrneu baobe fugt, ban
pippeoe OF bonot iig pel inc | Sefte.
og bugoeoe 5GnSerne / 2anret
paa Soften. 90 Den iprut op og til
at Ilho og renbe. iaa Ritfel ilGngte
boaoe moo Stof % MOB Sten, og bleo
ion ifomiIaoet % m~srbonfet, at ban
life nar longt fra at mite boabe
% SamIing. Ret iom oct
par, for De fcrbi Ell Sure.
"Spor iful on fare ioa fort, Nif.
io9oe Soren.
IS StpoSfGro, min fiRre Sensl"
RGpeu. % Soren intte ii9 pau
10 Ben og 10 iaa goot, at aiGften
ipraf lige op til Creme, foroi Riffel
Tor iaa gil6t / Sfpos. Ren iioen Den
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1904-08-23

rooen Stb bar fur6ct," Iugbr mif.
tel.
"Saion," iogSc @iGrlcn "a Qrcu
nS iifIeoe ioa goot iuntc5 ban set
ifirioe ppre at fno IiNt 6onning.
"SfuI ot butte aoit?" iaqoc ban.
Sci Oct sier ieg life" iaqoe Nit.
TEL. Den ioa gioroe De ct BCo0c.
mouI % bIsO iorligte ON at De ffuloe
Irpne ire SlaqS Srpr. aunoc RU.
ben ii9e 0et iortere CuS- @ierucu.
ifll6e ban foo Son at bloc en- Baug
al 6Ieitet; mert boiS 9iernen frmOc
fise oct f%ortere, ifnloe han fuo Sop al
iige en- Sang al SlmIeboIct. 9isr.
rem ban tGutte, at ban ifuIoe illge i
fla al SonniHgsu meo ct Drag.
"Sa,~ ingoe 8Raen, bet or
babe eoOt % bel oltiaumen, men
bet iiaer jeg, at uirber iea, ifuI on
barre pligtie iii Of ripe 8sriterne al
Der ieg oil bioe," iagbe ban.
ia moi, ies toar Del bieIpe Sig,
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1904-08-23
Den Hne GorTiel.

Zen befienbte, bsitanieenbe Stiftss
PROFIT ps Stortbinssprafibert @sIen.
brop par en- ibris Gibolospen.
90 ban ensuns | ct at fine Sorebras
Ifilbrebe Brnnbepinet ipm en- al Renne,
Ifets fnrliefte Sienber, blep ban plubie.
Zig ufbruct al en- Trsnber, iom troebe,
ban fur be sisre fig lpitis paa Stifts.
prooiiens 8etcitnius.
"lueltplo. OR. Stifssropft", faeoe
BON bpirpItet pp til BAN. "3e talte
fsrit ON, OF ri ifulbe afifp Branoeui.
net, os beruait flyer Se at 8rrnbepis
net sr Dor 5ienbe?"
"Raaia, buao iaa?"
~Dten Der itaar 10 Ifrepet," raabte
9rsnoeren boperenbe, "at bet bsr ps at
elite Dor 5ienbe!"
"@anite oiit," iparebe @sIenbrpp Iuut,
men Der ftuar life, at hi ifal - Naae
bam!"
Oct bar life Trsnberen, icm ft 2atts.
rem pua fin SIDE bensane.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1904-08-23

giffel meIlem @uifene borte / Sfop.
fonten og Ingoe afiteo, ioa oct bra.
geoe | Snoaifpnen, og 8omien par
iaa nGr efter 9eiffel. at ban fit Gag
! oct bsire Sogbenet paa bnl, ioct.
iauH1ie ban ifuIbe imGtte ueo / en-
Sang unber en- @ranroo. Ger loo
gPiffel | aIeimnen, men raa6IeS bar
ban life, ban freq:
~Slip @ronoroo og tag / Rpbe.
fool" 90 iaa Hap @ipruen. @ten So 10
Rgper Iatgt inbe / SuIlet oe ioabe:
~9urebe iee DIG life Den 8angen
ogfoo, @eofteforl~
"@iert er life CLIENT" iagoe 9isr.
men og oar piIo.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1904-08-23
Sra eamle Oaoe,

) Ell betienot fougelia oauit "6or.
orbnina" al 1909 MartS 1858 on
&lGoer. 9rplllpcr, Barrier III. y. i'm.
0eS bl. a.. felgenOe &eitcmmeIier, iom
ri ortar oil intereSiere bore Sriere:
"Guinheperioner ltoi De 4 bsieite
RuuafLn5icr MIA bore ilGb poa DC.
riS Sfiertcr iaa lnnpe, iom bernem
Ipitrer, mems andre Climber life maze
bare Dem ITp8cre erto " allen,
men Gstrene aloeIcs intct. -
YreiterneS SuItrner utaae alene
barre &lGouing al tarpeIig iort %
iIct StIte; @ootfolfS 8igebsrn maze
aIeuc bare ct Sticrt al iort Soft.
9rpIllp maze hos 6eu gemerc
.0iano aIene boloeS en- Dag % ct
Here iuoitercs emo - Yor 6oIf. -
5oruemme Sorgcre maae BRUCE
GtIoit moi oeris 9~ruSeieng, melt
5oorSnerfere % SieneitefoIf aIcue
raft caer ulbcut Sst til ioaSout
Drug. -
vi SoricIfoit ifoI oGre souife al.
ifoffet. -
lt0i 8iGiteblb maze life gioeS oper
fer Hetter ltSen CORRECT -"
Sumtlige Raroprdfer utSer bctp.
oeig 9eoerS Strof at iaattoge %
cftcrislge.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1904-08-23
2. sc brbSer ON SIcif % Sumlc6ol.

Snn gtorqeuel 6en andre 0oaen,
ga Sisrneu tom aaacltSe oper 8preu
meo ct feot Soin, lao NPiffel bsit
pppe pau en- Sten oeb @fprtouten.
~@oa Gag, 8eSiteinr.~ iogoe Rr.
ben, "bnab er set for go6t on bar
oer?" iaa6e ban.
"6Iefi" iogSe Sigrucn.
Seq bar oBiuu li6t Mhlnoao0t, "
iagbe TGoen.
"SoaS er bet?" iagoe 9igrucn.
~Get er oct itsrite Sumlcbol, ieu
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1904-08-23
inns LATEST.

Jim had a trouble. Every one at
the Corners knew it from the fact
that the old darkey who, on account
of a shrewish wife, had always worn
a henpecked expression, seemed more
than ordinarily put upon. One after
noon, after much urging, he was pre-
vailed upon to tell his latest woe.
We'll, boys" he said, my tongue
just dun slipped. You all know how
Use been troubled by my Liza eber
n | married dat gal-but what
you don't know is dat she died las
week. Yes sir" he repeated, as he
noted the incredulous looks of several
who had seen Jim's dusky helpmate
but the day before, SHE dun died las
week. | called in all de neighbors,
cause Use mighty glad she dun gone
to glory, and we dug a hole in dc
graveyard, and den | boxed her I'D
druv her there as fast as | could
| was terribul anxious to get
de ole woman under cover. But when
l arriv, 10 and behor, de box was
gone! | kinder remembered a rough
in de road, so | turned back feel
ing mighty curus-like, and when I
got to dat place, sure enough, dar
was de box all bruk open-andLiza
standin. up in de middle of de roadl
Well, | was nigh plum crazy; SO I
walked up and threw my arms
around her and said: Fob God.
eff I'd a knowed dis we're
were gwine to happen, I'd a driv moh
careful"
And overcome by his weight of
the old nan shufled off.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1904-08-23
sIip @rauruS % tas / SGOcfOS.

Ner bar engaug en- 9isrn, iou
ioo ! en- SoIbaffe 90 ion. S Set
famine tom Der en- bon uifenoe fcr6i
% tit ie ben.
~Sioocr on scr og Soouer Big,
9cofteior.@ iogSe Rroeu. "9tu ital
iea oeI iagtens ipiae bio ct Giros, "
tGrtfte 9tiffeI neS iig ieIp. Son irrtot
ban ire Sfopr1ts og lagoe poa en-
Stubbe tat up uroer Prien paa Sisrs
men. "9lH, gGrie, Ger Sptter Iig.
ger bog Stltbbenl~ ifreg ban Iige
ino / Srct poa 8isrnel, og tog til
9ens bort igfennem Sfopeu.
8isrner brooooaancoe, og ga ban
iao be ire gliricne, blep ban ioa tint,
at ban oft lsftcSe Sub6en og oiloe
IGage I'll Dem, for ban troe6e set bar
benz iotn buobe freeet irto | gret poa
bam.
Ien ina fit ban ie Spanoien til
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1904-08-23
3. Dc ifulSc babe Niger | Samcic.

Set bar engang RGpen og @i6r'
men ifillbe baS gaer / Sumcie. Gc
boO0e en- Iihen @roote oppc / Sto.
ben, o. oct iGritc Noret iooeoc be
GiG. "9hl foar ri bcIc, iom &et cr,"
ingoe @tiffeI; "piI on boOe Ho0en,
ina tnaer iea Soppen," ioaOc bon.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1904-08-23

An Irishman was sitting in a stree
a and in his mouth was his pipe.
The conductor came along. "Here,
you can't smoke in this car" he said.
"Shure, and dim not smokin'," said
Pat. mot smoking" cried the con-
ductor. "Your pipe is in your MOUTH
"Shure, and me feet are in me shoes
but DIM not walkin'," replied the
Irishman.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1904-08-23
4. 9PitfeI pilSc image SsitcfisS.

Saa bar oct en- Dag, iom gisruen
lod og O0o pou Ell Set ban bapoe
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1904-02-25
say is-go It!

Another deputy is to DO employed in
the Attorney Generals Department,
vho halls from the Garden Island, and
will take Office on March list. Some
time ago one was let out, because there
was no fund out Of which to pay him,
but who has been re-instated and Is to
take charge Of all criminal cases at
Circuit Court term next month. Now
here is to be another for whom place
has to be made. For this one-horse
Territory to have so many unframed
kindergartners under pay seems to us
very preposterous and an incumbrance
upon the taxpayers of the country, a
course very unusual during the days
OF the much despised Monarchy. There
is no necessity for another employee
for we fail to see where his pay is to
come from unless it be out of "lnci-
dentals' or from civil and criminal
expenses which is altogether wide of
the intention Of those whose duty il
was to make provisions 1t is carrying
the game little too q F, and halt
should be at once called, Or else have
the Treasurer register the pay warrants
of these UPSTAIRS.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1904-02-25
Graft Of btkiaiOl Family

The Independent recently pointed
out, in the matter of the Atkinson
family's graft upon the country's eX.
chequer, that there was one member
of the family who is not yet an Amer
lean citizen, but is drawing pay from
this Territory to the tune of $3.50 per
month, and he is none other than En-
tomologist Perkins. We are given to
understand that he is not the only one
employed by the Board of Commission
ers of Agriculture and Forestry of the
same class as Mr. Perkins, but that
there are two bugologists drawing
Government pay. both friends and
countrymen of Mr.. Perkins. Here
they are drawing pay of this Territory,
not as rightful citizens and voters, but
as foreigners, and we fail to see where.
in citizens are to come off in sustain
ing foreign aggregation of this sort.
There is another out at Kapiolani Park,
one Alexander Young, the landscape
gardener, who is also not yet an Amer.
lean citizen.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1904-02-25
Let GoVsEnor Get 10 BUSINESS.

So far as known, the Governor will
not interfere with the Treasurer in
the appointment of Assessorin-C Chief
for this island. After holding two con
situations on Tuesday, we understand
the Governor assured the Treasurer
that the appointment laid with him
and that there would be no interior
ence from him providing the appoint
ee's integrity and honesty is undoubt.
ed. Such being the case, there need
hardly be any hitch at all, unless ii
come from the Fort street headquar-
ters' way, 1t goes to show, when
these two can hold friendly consulta-
tons together with regard to official
matters, that there will be chance OF
having the breach between them clos,