Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-09-24
n MIR. Dooley On X
~ The Automobile. ~
copyright, 1904, by Mcclure, Phillips & Coz
BY r. -. DJNNE.

autymobill. Did iver r.ride in wah?
Almost, wanst. Wan day hear cay
w Kill him. followed be a shower w
bricks. an knew some millyonaira
was out f'r jaunt or spin or pinch
In his autymobill. Who shud tn mill
yonalrc be but Hogan. He has frina
who is a Fr.rinch shower. TIL mill.
yonaire an his companion jus got 10
me dure a yard in front Nv tn excited
popylace. whit out an canned III
peasanthry with few well.chos IA
kicks an Hogan asked me to go f'r
spin as far as Brighton Park. But jus
as I was about to step into me proper
place In s'ciety along with lawn W |
Gates, tn autymobill had convul.
syon. heerd terrific rumblin' in ~
inteeryor, 1t groaned an cougbed. 81
thried to Jump mp In tn air. some
thing Is WRONG with ye'er ir'n horse
says l. Hes ct something that don't
agree with him. Yc ought to- take biIi
to a vet Come along, says Hogan.
NO. says !, RI not r.ride no auty.
mobill with tn epizootic. We ought
10 be took up he tn s'ciety f'r tn pre-.
yintion " croolty to autymobills. Get
ont an lead It back to III barn. says
I. 'Ye'cr crazy says he. Its oli
right. says he. Alley says he to d
shower. Alley he damd.' says an
shower. 'Th' bilcr's leakin'.' Him an
Hogan got down on tn sthreet an got
ou, Il plumbers. "A blacksmith's an Il
carpenters outfit, put on overalls an
wint to wurruk. This is fine spoort.
says I. It's ragal,' ] says. How hap.
by n blacksmith's helper mus he 10
get two dollars a day f'r bein' an au'y
mobillist.' shut up says Hogan firm
undher tn car. Whin he come out
he looked as though he'd been coalin'
n liner. IT'S all ready now says he.
hut 1t wasn't. TIL shower wint to tn
front an turned "A crank. A few bars
| Nv Wagner followed an thin tn au'y
mobil resigned. Tn shower said
something In FIR rinch he which ! rec.
ognized that he come firm tn same
Arondissemint in la belle Roscommon
Jus h'hiii, uh iuIh'u Hsdih' III au'y'
mobill groaned an thremblod. Hogan
begun to bounce on his seat, tn SHOW
err lcpt into tn car pulled five levers,
put ON tn hard pedal an thin tn soft,
blew his horn an iran into an ice
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ska'es' i've seen Nrybody ram
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