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Svenska monitoren., 1904-08-12
HAN VAR VAN VID SAINT.

l London fms EFT hotel, som ar
kandt for sina ~stamkunders uppslupp-
ma skamt med ALT och ALA. Isynner-
het bes0kes Diet af shakespeare, som
beherska terrangen vid table d'hoten
med mycket ogeneradt skoj.
En- vacker dag, da skamtet som bast
fl0dade vid middagsbordet, lingo de
narvarande till sin f0rvaning Sc en-
prest komma in och sla sig ned bland
dem. Han sag mycket lugn och all
varlig ut.
Stamkunderna hade smart hemtat
sig fran sin f0rvaning och borjade pa
Diet NEST 0ppna satt drifva med ny
komlingen. Det berattades h6gt ALA
m0jliga forsmadliga historier ON
"~svartrockar," och hansyftningarna pa
den narvarande preston blefvo ALT tyd-
ligare.
"Offret" satt emellertid alldeles
ober0rd, tycktes Diet, och egnade sig
at maltiden som ON han icke hade
hort EFT enda ord af hvad som sades
rundt omkring honom.
1 langden blef delta ju lite forargligt
for skamtarne, och slutligen fragade
en- af dem preston:
- Nj tycks vara en- mycket talmodig
man; eller har nj verkligen int hort
hvad man sitter och sager rundt ON
kring err?
- 10 bevars, Diet har jag visst gjort;
men jag dir sedan flera ar van vid
SAINT.
Svenska monitoren., 1904-08-12
TRxDET HAIR Att UPP HoNoM.

- Tradet matte hafva att upp dem,
SADIE Maria for sig sjalf.
Hon satt pa grasmattan och stirrade
upp i Diet gamla stora tradet och kan
de sig sa brydd, som endast Ell liten
flicka kan Diet.
- bet var da for besynnerligt, fort
satte hon. Jag vet bestamdt, att jag
kastade upp iva bollar i tradet, och
jag dr. lika saker pa, att de icke kom-
nit ned igen.
bet var en- mycket gammal elk med
ia blad och anda mycket fare grenar;
men knotig och full var hon. Bollarne
kunde icke var g0md i den glesa kro-
nan, och pa marken syntes de icke
heller. Maria hade derf0r kommit till
den slutsatsen, att tradet att upp
dem.
- bet maste val aldrig finnas nagot
gammalt troll i tradet -
- Som lefver af bollar, inf0ll en-
rost bakom henne. Hvilka darskaper!
- Naturligtvis tycker du sa, SADIE
Maria utan att wanda pa hufvudet, ty
hon visste, att Diet var Ludwig. Hvil-
ken AMMAN gosse kunde tala sa van
v0rdigt ON troll? Naturligtvis tucker
du, att Diet ar darskap. men hvar skull
lie da bollarne tagit vagen?
- De sitta val pa nagon Qvist der
uppe. Jag skall nog ia ned dem.
Han tog upp en- stem och kastade
den med kraft upp / den gamla eken.
En- och AMMAN qvist gick af, nagra
blad sletos l0sa; nu studsade den mot
en- tjock gren och foil nedat. De sage
honom tydligt, men pl0tsligt f0rsvann
babe stenen och hvad han slitit med
sig.
Der ser du sjalf, SADIE Maria |
segerton. Tradet har att upp babe
stenen och qvistarne.
- Sadana barnsligheter! bet har
val fallet ned pa den andra sidan ira
Diet / Diet langa graset.
Och barnen sokte o%fverallt, men fun,
no Ell EFT spar af stenen eller bollarne.
- bet var da markvardigt, SADIE
Ludwig. Jag skall val da sjalf upp /
tradet och leta efter bollarne.
Han vecklade upp armarne och Dor
jade klattra upp / tradet. Maria stod
och sag pa med angslig min, men hon
visste, att Diet eli lonade sig bedja Lud-
Wig afsta fran fors0ket, ty hvad han
foresatt sig, Diet utforde han.
bet var likval intet latt arbete.
Tradstammen var kal, och de sma
grenar, som ~funnos, brotos af, sa smart
Ludwig tog 1 dem, och de stora gre
narne suite h6gt upp. Han foil ned
nagra ganger, men han lat Ell afskrac-
ka sig.
- Jag har sagt att jag skall hemta
bollarne, och upp skall jag. ropade han
gladt till Maria.
Vid stammens slut skot upp en- lang
gren. Ludwig sag langtansfullt upp
till den. Han pressade ~lapparne hardt
Svenska monitoren., 1904-08-12

Hopplost. Adolf: - Kan du int
ge mig en- smula hopp?
Maude: Mel, int Diet ringaste.
Jag amman gifta mig med dig.
Hon var said. Frun: - Jag ger
ingenting. Jag har en- sarskild fattig,
som jag brukar hjalpa.
Tiggaren: - bet stammer Diet. Mel
nu har jag kept frun af honom.
Enfants terribles. - Snalla tant, at
utaf Diet har graset.
- Hvarf0r Diet, min gosse?
10, papa sa i gar, att mar tant
en- gang bitter i graset, sa kan han
betala ALA sina skulder.
Erfarenhetens rost. - Ar du gift an,
gamle gosse?
- Nej, men forlofvad, och Diet ar
sa godt som gift.
- bet ar batre, gamle gosse, myc-
ket battre!
Sista gangen. Hon: - Jag maste
tyvarr alter gifva er korgen!
Han: Jag far uttryckligen CORA
er uppmarksam pa att Diet ar sista
gangen, jag friar till er.
Hon: - bet f0randrar saken! Hvar-
for SADIE nj icke Diet genast?
Tiderakning. Prosten (till sin nye
torpare): - Johan har gl0mt lemna
mig uppgift pa hur gammal hans aid
ste son ar.
Johan: Jag antar han ar val IS
eller 16 ar, jemeisi han b0rja togga
snus i forfjol.
0nsknInsar. Hon: Jag 0nskar
att jag wore en- stjarna!
Han: Da 0nskar jag NAL
Hon: - Hvarf0r 0nskar du del da
Stamina?
Han: Emedan stjarnorna arc H.
ga millioner mil skilda fran hvar-
andra!
Tycke och smak vexla. ON jag
dristar saga hvad jag tucker, min h6gt
varderade broder och kollega, sa kan
jag int finna annat, an att den har
toddyn har en- bismak at tegelsten.
Tegelsten! Hvad pratar Kara
bror for sm0rja? Tegelsten, Har du
att Diet da? Jag tycker Diet smakar
g0dsel, jag.
Gjorde ingenting. De hade sett hvar-
andra, f0ralskat sig i hvarandra och
~;Ft r;,r NOD hH,o ,o ~ a ra nS ON NtrN1iuf
kOrt It'd.
- Min alskade. SADIE sa bruden och
lindade sina armar ON brudgummens
halls, tillgif mig nagot, som jag har
fordolt for dig.
- Hvad ar Diet, min dyra?
- Jag kan int laga mot.
- bet g0r ingenting, SADIE han. Med
min Ion blir Diet nog int stort att laga
af.
Frasor och svar. Mar man STAR
ihjal en- blackfsk, hvad uppstar da?
- En- black-plump.
Hvarfor flyr tiden sa snabbt?
Derfor att sa manga manniskor
soka sla ihjal den.
Hvad har en- full person gjort,
som fallit i en- a och drunknat?
Han har full-gjort slit a-liggande.
Hur kommer Diet sig till att Diet
firms sd manga ungkarlar nu for IL
den?
Derfor att man int will gifta sig
med flicker fran fora arhundradet.
Hvarfor liknar en- kokett flickas
hjarta en- NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.?
- Derfor att ingen behaller Diet
langre an iva veckor.
- Hvad ar jamlikhet?
Den teori, som bevisar att vi arc
jamlikar med vara s. k. 0fverordnade
och 0fverordnade vara s. k. jamlikar.
Svenska monitoren., 1904-08-12
DEN ARTIGE KLANDRAREN.

Professor Boklund, hvilken gerna
kritiserar sina medmanniskor, har der
vid antagit uttrycket: ode narvarande
naturligtvis undantagna!"
Pa en- Notwithstanding for nagon It'd
sedan forsatte vinet herr professorn /
en- upprymd sinnesstamning, sa att
han till och med vagade en- dams.
Vid dess slut utropar han, tjusad af
de kringstaende unga damerna:
- Ack! Diet firms dock annu sk0na
qvinnor - de narvarande naturligtvis
undantagna!
Svenska monitoren., 1904-08-12
. Hur sd? fragade den andre for.

undrad.
- bet DIR sa enkelt, sa. Jag ar nam
ligen predikant vid en- darasyl har i
narheten, sd dylika y%ttranden CORA
int langre Diet ringaste intryck pa
mig!
Det h0gljudda skamtet afstannade
plotsligt, och atskilliga af de narva-
rande lingo mycket bradt att afsluta
sin maltid och f0rsvinna.
Svenska monitoren., 1904-08-12
pEckTAN UTTA OLLIE ! GRIMM.
um mar han exera bevzrnIna.
Halt a frunt.

Halt a frunt.
En- da, mar sola skinte a brande anna
mol
a hett, sd lufta dallra 1 da blaa,
a varmt, sd att en- nastans va nara pa
te do,
q schvetten hangde We sun grane-kaa2
sa sa warn k0pperal: 81 sa lara Ell
hunn6r,"
marsera' in | skoggen, "g0r after sum
ia gor!
For fot gearr! Ora kolfven in te
taa!3
Warn general han hummer | morn a ha
'spektion4.
l pajka har la allri slit en- token?
Tvarsf0re m0ssa har han en- bre'er
gullgalon,
d trans a epaletterna pa rocken.
/ vet la int heller, hur sum da sa
ga te.
um nu / sulle mota'n; men da sa l
"a Sc. I.
sta int. Schven. a hera sum en- droc-
keni
I tror la, / sa helsa sum pa en- ann
kafftin?
Ma! Generalen, sir ], a for mera.
Um l nu sulle varsna'n5, sd lass ON
i~ngenting,
/ kan ga lognt ikring a spankelera!
men sum I hummer tolf stej6, pa tum-
met raft inform,
da d mum hall a sa borja ma hunnorn,
da far / int ga dar a spassera!
Da stracker / pa armen a haller naf-
ven stell,
ma tummen faster bak We b6xesom-
men;
a takta, hu far int va lusi' int, lell,
sa va, sum mar en- g0r EFT rock 1 tom
men!
Sen glor Tn rakt / ogat, ma Ole helt
pa spann
a bliar han pa Err, sa l blia stennt igen,
to dess han d sex stej IRA Err kummen.
Da g0r I halt a frunt, hoger eller ven-
ster um,
a satter klack te klack, sa jola7 gon-
gar;
a hojreS nafven - fngra far int sta
i krum
den kastar l tie skarmen, sa da rongar!
Sen star / dar sum spikata fast; a mar
1 star,
sa tara9 vara wanna raft utat, I forstar,
a int sta sun ara10 torpar-ongar!
Da kan da la SEX banda, att da kan
bara te,
att han d We honor tie vella spraka.
Da sa l int tappa kumceptera for da,
UNI g%eneralen tar Err unner tjoka:
'Godda, min van,' han seger, I seger
qveckt igen:
'Godda, harr general!' = 4 da soc
kent11, ticker Schven?
Hvem skam har gett dek lof tie Sc pa
klocka?
4 nu sa har l slit, hur hunn0ren sa
ga tie;
du Kron ~bejonner12, Sc I pa for resten!
Men da sd veil ia sega Err, pajka: blu
Err tie,
for gor l felt i mora, blir arresten
Ert na~ttqvarter; generalen da a en-
hog parson.
for han d mo former an ba g"refvar a
baron
a moe, moe h0gare an preston!
1, mycket; 2, kada; 3, tan; 4, in
spektion; 5, ia syn pa; 6, steg; 7, jor-
den; s, h0gra; 8, tarna; 10, andra;
IL, trakigt; IL, b0rjar.
The state herald., 1904-12-30
Found at Last.

Hensley, Ark, Dec. 26th.-(specia!)
That sure cure for Backache would
be priceless boon to the people. and
especially the women OF America, is
admitted by all interested in medical
matters, and Mrs. Sue Williams of
this place is certain she has .ound in
Dodd's Kidney Pills the long.looked
for cure.
Il am 3S years DID," Mrs. Williams
says, "and I have suffered with the
Backache very much for three
or four years. have been treated
by good physicians and got no relief.
but thanks to God. have found a cure
1t last and It is Dodd's Kidney Pills
I have taken only one box and 1t has
done me more good than all the doc.
tors In three or four years. want
all sufferers from Backache to know
that they can get Dodd's Kidney Pills
and get welt"
Backache Is one OF the first symp-
toms Of Kidney Disease. Guard against
Bright's Disease or Rheumatism by
curing II with Dodd's Kidney Pills.
The state herald., 1904-12-30
DENVER EXPLORER.
William Cooke Daniels Returning from
Papua, New Guinea.

Twelve months on cannibal island,
the birthplace Of leprosy. is the sacri.
nee Of q Denver man In the interests
Of science. A letter has been received
in this city BY William P. Hillhouse
Of the Daniels & Fisher Stores Com.
pany. from Major William Cooke Dan.
iels. telling Of the success of
a party Of English scientists, Of
which Mr.. Daniels Is the leader, to the
island Of Papua, New Guinea, where
exhaustive geographical and medical
investigations were made. Mr.. Daniels
is now in Singapore and will reteurn
with his party to London before sail
ing for the United States,
Cambridge University, England
aided In the project, and scientists of
renown volunteered their services. The
men left London In August, 1903, in a
brig belonging to Major Daniels
touching FIRST at Sydney, Australia,
and thence due north to the island. It
is not probable that the entire island
was explored, although It is safe to as
sumo that no important territory was
left unvisited. The Denver letter
speaks Of exhaustive data secured.
which will be published In London.
Thousands OF photographs were taken,
showing the natives and their condi.
tions. pictures of animals and scenery
also cinematograph pictures of native
dances and ceremonies, taken by A. H.
Dunning, q professional photographer
who had large stan of assistants with
him.
Dr.. c. G.. Seligman. n noted cancer
specialist accompanied the party to
make special study of that disease.
Tho trip was suggested by Major Dan
iels and the idea readily found favor
with the Geographical Society of Lon
don, tho Royal Anthropoligical Soei-
ETY. and individual English scientists
The latter organization endowed the
Denver man with an honorary mem.
bership.-Denver News.
The state herald., 1904-12-30
Entlra City Rslalesa.

Perhaps tho most charming Of MI
New Years customs halls from Frank.
fort. .on.tho. Main. where Il has pro
vailed from time immomorial. on the
night of December ~. all the city
Keeps festival Family parties and
gatherings Of friends are universal
Games. stories and music. supple
mcntcd by much eating and drinking.
speed tho evening hours, AZ tho OK.
act moment when from the great
dome of the cathedral tho fret H,rol.e
of midnight sounds ita warning every
window II thrown wide open and from
their caHomcnts lean nil the dwoliors
In the town, young and old, each with
glass In hand. This IL lifted high In
air M simultaneously from hundred
thousand voices the Ct, goes NJ. PRO
slt Neujshr'" t'pWp, New fehJ
The state herald., 1904-12-30
"s's'"sccc~oe~e~~e-r
THE NE W We r
N E IA ITO Ms

u.,pon the threshold of the year
Expectantly we stand,
AND as old Janus did of yorc,
Oerlook the year at hand.
ana wonder what its Joys Will be,
Its SORROWS, pain and care,
hhat II VIII bring us pleasures great.
Is e'er our earnest prayer.
Then gazing back DER vanished years,
To which we say goodbye,
we think of all the Joys now nown,
And give a longing sigh,
While wondering II future years
VIII bring so many Joys,
We VIII not be so light OF heart,
As happy girls and boys.
Although, pcrchance. some deeper joys
VIII come into our hearts;
Perhaps II may be loves sweet charm,
Which Ger sweet peace imparts.
1t may be, OH SO many things
The state herald., 1904-12-30

In which we may rejoice,
And anAiously we pray and wait,
To hear the propheta voice.
To tell us whether grief or joy,
To us the year shall bring.
And whether we shall weep and sigh
Or thankful praises sing.
FAREWELL farewell, OH lieetin9 year.
We never will forget
The happy days thou hast bestowed.
And we will love thee yet.
And though reluctantly We part.
As thou must go away,
The memory of Thy Joyous hours.
Within our minds will stay.
And oh! approaching New Year, please.
Sweet blessings e'er bestow.
And let us. II II be Gods win,
No pain or sorrow know.
Martha Shepard Lippincott'
The state herald., 1904-12-30
jim sRIDaER's MONUMENT
Marks Grave Of the Old Pioneer, Scout
and Explorer,

A Kansas City dispatch of December
I1th says: The bones of Jim Bridger,
the noted scout. explorer and Indian
fighter, who discovered Great Salt
lake and the South pass, and was the
first to explore Yellowstone park, now
rest in Mount Washington cemetery
under massive boulder.like monu-
ment, which was unveiled to-day.
The discovery of South pass, which
made IL possible for the first transcon.
tinental railway, the Union Pacific,
won the monument. To Gen. Granville
NJ. Dodge. now of New York. then the
engineer In charge Of the Union Pa
cific, Bridger revealed the secret Of the
pass, and Dodge did not forget the ser.
vice. A year ago at the unveiling OF
the monument of Gen. w. T. Sherman
In Washington, General Dodge con.
veyed to Col. John B. Cotton Of Kansas
City his desire to erect monument
TO Bridger. To Cotton was left the task
of finding where Bridger was buried
and of designing the monument. The
unveiling to-day was the result. The
bones of the trapper had been removed
a week ago to the cemetery from the
grave on the old Bridger farm near
Dallas, little town south of Kansas
City.
General Dodge had intended to be
present at the unveiling exercises and
deliver an address, but he was kept In
New York by Illness. He had prepared
his address. however. and this was
read by w. N. Jones, A. NJ. who came
here from New York for that purpose
The monument is n massive boulder
OF gray Vermont granite. 1t weighs 49,
900 pounds, is eight feet high, four feet
wide and two feet thick. One side OF
the boulder has been smoothed away,
and on this has been carved In relief
picture of the pioneer and the fol.
lowing inscription.
JAMES BRIDGER.
"1S0i-lSSl.
Salt Lake, 1924: the South Pass 1927.
Celebrated as hunter, trapper, fur
trader and guide. Discovered Great
Salt Lake 1924, the South Pass 1927.
Visited Yellowstone lake and geysers
1880. Founded Fort Bridger 1913.
Opened overland route by Bridger's
pass to Great Salt lake. Was guide for
United States exploring expeditions,
Albert Sidney Johnson's army In 1857.
and G.. NJ. Dodge In Union Pacific sur.
veys and Indian campaigns 1866.
This monument is erected as asrib.
ute to his pioneer work by Mai. Gen.
G. NJ. Dodge"
The state herald., 1904-12-30
Pointed Russian Cartoon.

A cartoon privately circulated in
Russia has recently been suppressed
by the police. 1t portrayed the shade
Of the late Admiral Makaroff In the
lower regions calling up the Czar by
telephone and saying: 'All is well
here. Great numbers OF our men are
arriving all the time Up to the pres
ent none of TIE enemy have dared to
intrude"
The state herald., 1904-12-30
B ALAN cINC

Cast up the sum OF good resolves
with which We meet the year;
Upon the lengthy debit side
Let all the faults appear;
Write down the good VIC did not do
The goals we have not won
But write In sturdy characters
The bad We have not done.
Let all the merit we've acquired.
In figures firm and fair.
All luminous and fine to see
Be boldly written there:
And put the good we meant TO do
The good but half begun
And write, high on the credit side,
The bad We have not done.
TITS hard to live In gcntleness;
'Tis hard to make tho year
page-a blotless page OF Joy,
And honesty and cheer:
'Tis narder yet the evil things
That all beset. to shun-
So write in brave and honest strokes
The bad We have not done.
The good we mean to do-the deeds
So oft misunderstood:
The thwartcd good we try 10 90,
And would do. II we could:
The noble deeds we set upon
And have accomplished nome
Write tnem--and with them credit all
The bad we have not done.
w. d. Ncsbitt.
The state herald., 1904-12-30

The Santa Fc road will hereafter
run on their train leaving Denver at a
y. N. daily tourist sleeper through
10 California without change. This ~
vast Improvement over the service IN
ycarr past Tha Santa 70 also hu.
nounesr tho inaugufation on Noycln.
nous California limited. the train
leaving Denver every day at sts .. m.
The state herald., 1904-12-30

Isn't the climate rather bad in your
part Of the country" Yes" answered
the Central American; "but II doesn't
make any difference. We are SO busy
with revolutions that nobody has time
to notice the climate"
The state herald., 1904-12-30
MANY Children Irs sIekk.

Mother Gray'sSweet Powders for Children.
used by Mother Gray, nurse in Children's
Home, New York, cure rcteverishncss, Head
ache, Stomach Troubles, Teething Dis
orders. Break up Colds and Destroy Worms.
Al all Druggists ,25c. Sample mailed FREE
Address Allen s. Olmstcd, Le Roy, N. Y.
The state herald., 1904-12-30
More Flexible and Las,Ino,

won't shake out or blow out. by using
Defiance Starch you obtain better re-
suits than possible with any other
brand and one-third more for same
money.
The state herald., 1904-12-30

"Am using ALIENS FooT-EASE, and
can truly say would not have been without
II so long, had known the relief 1t would
give my aching feet. think 1t rare good
thing for anyone having sore or tired feet
Mrs. Matild. Holtwert, Providence, Il. L"
Sold BY all Druggists, &c. Ask to-day.
The state herald., 1904-12-30

sa6oo por NJ Lewis "Singlo binder"
straight bc cigar, eokts tho dealer somn
price enables this factory 10 uas higher
grade tobacco. J.wls' Factory, Peoria, Ill
The state herald., 1904-12-30

do you mean to tell me that Mother
Eve was made for n rorporhiion7' u
didn't say anything about corpora
tion. l said that she wns made for
Adams express company"
The state herald., 1904-12-30

It's a ME. thing To have girl In the
family 10 comfort you for tho way the
boys turn out
The state herald., 1904-12-30

FITS y: esr G ~ cs r.s .
y. n..d g., rnrc 81 90 ,,,si ,i,l. I'D traits Is
The state herald., 1904-12-30
Those Who Have Tried Il

will use no other. Defiance Cold Wa.
ter Starch has no equal In Quantity
or Quality-l6 OF. for 10 cents. Other
brands contain only IL OF.
The state herald., 1904-12-30

The fellow who makes fool Of him.
self IL seldom satisfied unless he works
overtime nt the job.
The state herald., 1904-12-30

Mrs. Windows Soothing Syrup.
For children teothing, softens the gums reduces To-
fastv. allsy pain, cures wind collie. ssc bottle.
The state herald., 1904-12-30

No chromc- or cheap premiums. but
q better quality and one-third more
OF Defiance Starch for the same price
Of other staTches.
The state herald., 1904-12-30
Cardboard eookmsrk,

This is u pretty present for the stu.
dent. and In cut out OF ono piece q
ntin cardboard. tho body Of tho butt
tcrfy being cut loose from the part
The state herald., 1904-12-30

fo-ne FrocrfH say they don't keep
Defiance Starch because they have
stock IN hand Of ~ on brands. which
they know cannot h. sold To n ouHto.
m-r who has once used the 10 OF
Pkg. Defiance Starch for same money.
The state herald., 1904-12-30

Some successful men are ninety-hve
per cent. backbone nnd some others are
nlnety-five per cent, cheek.
The state herald., 1904-12-30

The faverits pastimc OF lynehins
party Is looping tho loop,
The state herald., 1904-12-30

The man who advertises for a wife
will get a lot more replies than the
one whs advertises for n cook.
The state herald., 1904-12-30

when a high -salaried Office hG'r n
necessary to seek the man you may OK
pect to see thieves trying to break Into
iail
The state herald., 1904-12-30

Rattle brains always make tho most
racket
The state herald., 1904-12-30
TEA
We don't know how good
it can be, nor how bad it is
some OF us.

Tcd-WhRt Rre you going to do out
Ia tho nuto7 Scd-My hoy. when you
30 out In an auto you never know what
you're going to do.
The state herald., 1904-12-30

Pixo's Cure cannot be too highly spoken OF as
n cough earc.-J. w. o'DRiEs. ~ Third Ave.
n, Minneapolis. Alnn.. Jan Q. iS1
The state herald., 1904-12-30

Superior quality and extra quantity
must win. This is why Defiance Starch
Is taking the place OF all others.
The state herald., 1904-12-30

'Phil Graves" Is a name that would
hoodoo any doctor,
The state herald., 1904-12-30

A GUARANTEED CURE FOR PILES.
iirhins, Bifad, ni-odIns or rfoirudinz fls.. Your
dfusyist vii Tcfssd monsy ~ fAzo OINTMENT
fails to cure yoa Ia 10 u days. epe
The state herald., 1904-12-30

chronic liar
The state herald., 1904-12-30

Painting the wagon puts no ginger In
tie horhe.
The state herald., 1904-12-30

'Dr. David Kcnn.dy's Farorite Remedy
eursd my wife of terrible dseas~. with pleasure
ttiiy to -. marvellous efficacy" Jgwpvt Abany n y.
The state herald., 1904-12-30

4 man never realizes tho trua worth
Of his wife until Hhs gets sick and he
has 10 cook his own meals,
The state herald., 1904-12-30

The work Of a pickpoeket is done in
n moment OF abstraction.
The state herald., 1904-12-30

Insomnia In seldom caused by the
things "a sian doesn't say.
The state herald., 1904-12-30
A Raye Good Thing,

It's wise Industrial stock thai
knows Its own par.
The state herald., 1904-12-30

There IN very iiiils run In the kiss
that you are both willing 60 hay. other
people see.
The state herald., 1904-12-30

Some wIdows run to grass. while 9TH
cTs wear weeds.
The state herald., 1904-12-30
TEA

Never tried Schilling's
Best, and been buying tea
for the past ten years?
You've lost a good deal of
what you drink tea for.
The state herald., 1904-12-30
insist on oe,,lnu n.

Many 4 TRAN Of though, carries no
The state herald., 1904-12-30

"oh. yes, ] mean to stop smoking
when J die, But how can you be
The state herald., 1904-12-30

To CURE 4 COLD IN ONE DAY
Take Laxative Hrumn Quinine Tablets. Al drug
rists refund tho money n ~ fails IN cure. D. W..
Uror.'s signature 10 on each box. s,e.
The state herald., 1904-12-30

w WeSas3', .ss ,ss bnds ss f2gss s is'f fssp 'o"'
The state herald., 1904-12-30

The inventor OF a new feeding bottle
for infants sent out the following
among his directions for using: when
the baby is done drinking II must be
unscrewed and laid In n cool place un
der the hydrant. II baby does not
thrive on fresh milk It should be
hnllol -
The state herald., 1904-12-30
TEA
Anti-nervous prostratiol

A little more tea; take a
little more time with your
tea.