New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-07-15
THE TALK or THE DAY.

THE TALK or THE DAP.
That famous mountain in Mexico. popocatepetl
has been sold TO American syndicate which ex-
poets 10 arass generous profits by the use of the
latest inventions for the securing OF huge quanti-
ties OF sulphur from the crater OF the volcano.
The purchasers may perchance be persuaded to
name the tall fellow with new. expressive. easy
Yankee name. Popocatepetl and Iztaccihuau have
long been syables of terror and stumbling blocks
TO lads and lasses who studying geography in
our schools, and youthful pupils are fairly entitled
10 relief from such infections
THE NEWS FROM EsOPUs
why are YOU feIlers hangin' round?" asks Old
What Is the news? What is the news2" the
What makes you fellers swear SO hard?" the
Village People cry
We wonder what on earth to write" the Corre-
For they're waiting ct Esopus: you can hear them
Growing: why. did duty rope US here to Par
Every day we wire message with our signatures
Thus: Parker went in swimming here this morn
What makes that Teller breathe so hard?" tho
He thinks he's hearing Parker speak," one Core
49,, spondent tells
Ho that Is Parker's photograph" tho Cutup
IT'S good to hear some talking here" the Core
For they're waiting at Esopus for thrilling
That shall bo the magnum opus of the man who
pulls ii through
But Parker goes IN swimming every morning
why do you snapshot Parker's dog7" asks Mayor
1T is the only snap find" the Correspondents
why do you chase that ancient man7' the VII
lage Marshal cries.
He used to go TO school with him." the Eager Ono
For they're waiting in Esopus for a word that
Something the bold octopus who his style of
work must mend.
And they sleep ON the veranda. hoping that he
But Parker goes IN swimming every morning
What number is the hat he wears?" the Core
TITS not the size for takin' through" the Fellow
I've heard him talk score o times" says Old
,,.. lnh93it4nt a.. r,.o- ,o,.. 49,. C,.u-.,
For they're waiting at Esopus. and with ono
'Tiercer luck no one could hope US than to long
And they're wiring for diving suits-hen
For Parker goes in swimming every morning
Z(Chicago Tribune
Mr.. Charles II. Grasty. Of The Baltimore
News" is not in tho least discouraged by a little
thing like the Baltimore fire. He has Just begun
work on the erection of six story building. de-
signed solely for the of The News" and To-
Gated the widened CaIvert-st. ut the corner of
point IN the city for the concentration of informa-
ton and its distribution as news"
oven in Egypt-Mrs. Turing Cookle-IIow nat
ural the troleys lock, don't they? They're the
Mr.. Turing Cooiae-By far: end do YOU know
what that BrookIyn woman Old? She asked absent
MaurIzlo Camerino, an artist from Venice. has
begun work several more elaborate mosaic de-
signs the interior OF the Stanford Memorial
Church. at Stanford University, California Tho
new mosaics will represent Biblical scenes and
will be placed tho entire side walls of the
organ loft and the east and west transept wings
At present those walls are surfaced with smooth
faced stone. ornamented with artisticany carved
designs. but these will be hewn and the mosaic
work substituted When the proposed work is com
pleted the entire interior wall surface of the edi-
flee will he covered with mosaic. The work will
require eight months for completion.
VIII the gentleman let me. tell his fortune?'
while you're about It. tell it to hurry up will you?'
-Qhiladelphia Ledger
woman who was in Port Arthur during tho
commandments by Admiral Togo is quoted In The
Philadelphia Ledger" describing the curious effect
produced cats by the cannonade. II was at my
window during each bombardmeut" she has re-
lated. but only through the day. because at night
l did not dare 10 stir out bed. In front of ma
there little roof which five or six cats Of
the neghborhood collected. Each time there was
bombardment the cats duly arrived and having
observed them. on the second occasion procceded
to watch them. With my family we passed tho
hours looking at them. At each gunshot the cats
arched their backs and suRened their legs. and
seemed both terrified ard furious Then when a
kissing she'll arrived it gave the signal for a
frightful battle They jumped at each ether rag
Ing like tigers, and seemed TO hold each other re.
sponsibe for what taking place. The effect
was comical that we could not help laughing
although the occasion did not inspire gayety After
having fought the cats retired for while. as
though bewildered but as soon the lombard
ment began again they went through the Same
business. Each time it always the same"
DIR. Kurenon-Whats Blink's worst troubler
Dr. Phil Graves-Wont pay his doctors bills