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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-11-13

WANTED, FIRST TEACHER
for Warm Springs public school; man
< preferable. Address ST. r. CRISER,
Warm Springs. Va.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-11-13
REAL ESTATE WANTED.

W<>NTED. u 10 PURCHASE DIRECT
{ and lying between C.4und O.. Il. Il. ana
the James River nreferred: ready to buy
immcdiaIeiv If suited and PRICE Is right,
y Address ID. H. this Office. ETH
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-11-13

! WANTED. OCCB PANTS TOR a LARGE.
delightfully."- situated front room; South
ern exposure, well furnished and with
frst-class honrd and service; corner
i house on Grace Street Address *. IS,
care this office.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-11-13

SIDE LINE l4lAVELING MEN CAN
make 50 TO 80 per week carrying slue
line Of most up-to- date advertising fans
season now opening. Apply at dice.
THE x TEMP Err THOMAS COMPANY,
Fan Dept, Station II, Cincinnati. @,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-11-13

S ENO.G r 4AP HER-WANTED. BY
young lady. position as stenographer;
experienced In all kinds of office work;
also understands bookkeeping; refer
ence given. Address Box II. Barton
Heights Va.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-11-13

NEW ARKANSAS OIL T1ELD--c,. NJ.
Bailey. Missouri Pacific Immigration
Agent. Little Rock. Ark. cal, get you
an oil lease. trllling expense. Fortunes
rs from future ealo leases.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-11-13

sALEsLADIEs-WA MILLINERY
salesladies. Only those experienced
need apply. RE1NACH, 4:7 E. Broad
Street. ~. 5tt ;tfs#
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-11-13

$3.50 CASH. BALANCE THREE YEARS.
" rooms: small timber. enough, to cut 500
cords wood and 1000 railroad ties; price
1000: buildings cost over :! 600. p. S.
LEAkE, GLEN ALLEN, VA.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-11-13
SITUATION WANTED, Female

a SETTLED LADY WOULD LIKE A
situation as nurse for an invalid or to
take charge OF motherless chlldren; best
references. Address Miss L.. Old Church,
Hanover county, Va.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-11-13

FOR RENT-FLAT or FIVE ROOMS,
brick dwelling; occupancy given Mt once,
$50 n. Twcnty-lrst Street,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-11-13

TEACHER-wANTED AT ONCE, A
teacher In private family; must teach
mates and Music Address Mrs. ]. D..
HARRIS, Mattoax, Va
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-11-13

WANTED. soLICl TORS. LADIES AND
gentlemen. to call at Room No S0a,
day; solicitors Of energy and ability viii
f'nd. good position and will be treated
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-11-13

WANTED, TEN MEN N EACH STATE
10 travel, tack $ gI.s and distribute sam
pies and circulars OF our goods; salary
so per month; s. per day for expenses
KUHLAlAN CO., Dept. c. u, Alas
Block, Chicago
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-11-13

SAMPLE LADIES' AND MEMS SHOES.
& all leather and big values. s1.25. AL.
BERT STEIN. Fifth and. Broad
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-11-13

WANTED-BY4 A YOUNG LADY, WITH
some experience in nursing position
as nurse or companion for invalid or
elderly lady: good reference. MISS S.
T.. c., Box 2o1, city.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-11-13

WANTED. ENERGETIC MEN AS
branch ONCE managers TO hand @
agents: also soap crew managers for
r4aG: 300 PARKER CHEMICAL CO,
+ Chicago.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-11-13

A. REGISTERED DRUGGIST: ONE
familiar with the typewriter preferred.
Address L. S. FOSTER, Supt. E. S.
Hospital.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-11-13

YOUNG LADY-wANTED, YOUNG
H Hi a BROS, Fifth and dp Broad.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-11-13
SOLICITORS & statesmen.

WANTED, TRAVELLING statesmen
on commission to carry line OF specially
shoes; quick sellers; state exact tori.
tory covered. experience and reference
Address SPECIALLY SHOE MAKERS,
I Baltimore, Md.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-11-13

FARM FOR RENT At pREWRY,,si
mund nearly trolley line; suitable for
dairy or truck farm. Apply TO u. y.
IEARSALI.. $50 NJ Eighth, or DreWry's
Bluff VA rs Uilb .48 I'll 2. ~ 5t6
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-11-13

TWELFTH, N, 5o3-wANTED, BOARD
ers for nicely furnished room; two gen
tiemen or couple. Apply THE EASES
Il HOUSE, 400 N. Twelfth.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-11-13

HIGH CLASS, EXPERIENCED SALES
man to SEA. established line 10 re;ail
trade; liberal pay to rich, man and run =:
CO.. Detroit. Mich.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-11-13

A LADY OF REFINEMENT WOULD
stay with some one who Is lonely; no
compensation. except pleasant home.
Address B. IS, cure this Office
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-11-13

GRACE, w, 317--BOARDERS WANTED.
9trrnnseht and table hoardcrs can be &c.
coinmodated. 3l7 w. Grace Street.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-11-13

4o3h r.. CLAY sT.-PR WAITE; FAMILY
would likc5n5 couple Of borders for single
nrst.cnss accommodations; terms mod
crate.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-11-13
HELP WANTED-Male.

A GOOD STEADY POSITION TO THE
right man; one that is active and hon
EST. living in city. good size toTn Or
village; salary SIS per week with al
vancement; give age and address NAN
QUFACTUNAR, P. Q. Box II, Vincen-
town II. j. r
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-11-13

LOsT-LEFT ON EASr-boUSD MAIN
Street car Saturday afternoon. ladies'
silver handle, silk UMBRELLA. Re-
ward If left at HOS Bank Street.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-11-13

m. OCCUPANT FOR DE
sIrable second floor room. I'm ccn-
tral nart o. cly fyrnlsh e! L or : nnftr,
Carrier 90 city, 55
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-11-13

DOES YOUR WATCH KEEP TlME2
1T NOT, BRING 1T TO o. .WElNsTEIN.
h Matchmaker and Jcwcler. 1901 II. Main
Street, who will repair II for you at
very low figure and guarantee It,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-11-13

THE LENNON, 1905 Z. MARSHALL
Rooms with or without board: also
transicnts
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-11-13

WANTED. EVERY WHERE. HUSTLERs
10 tack signs, distribute circulars. sam.
pies etc., no canVassing, good pay SUN
sDpERTlSlNG BUREAU, Chicago.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-11-13

ONE DOLLAR a YEAR PROTECTS
y YOU We Issue more accident and slck-
ness policies than my other Similar
company IN The world. because We iss,e
the most popular and cheapest Insurance
wrttteni new plan;1$l a. year pays for
800 policy; no assessments or dues:
other amounts In proportion. Death
benefits; weekly indemnify; specific, In
free medical nttendance; many other
original and popular features. Issued to
either sex without regard to nationality.
color or occupa ton All claims. prompt
~ and lberaliHasettlcd.
INSURANCE. ASSETS $4,000.
Reliable rc6rG8nht atlves wanted every
where; go9E4ark tory still open liberal
contract. tnbahle agents; previous ex-
THE QyTERfdA4'IONAL5C COMPANY,
~ b BroAdWAy, Now York.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-11-13

FOR tRENT-sECoND-F FLOOR FLAT OF
Z, buth Address No III South Fourth ST.,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-11-13

SALESMAS--N AN TED. sALESa..,N,
already engaged In travelling to sell
Linseed on and Paints an SIDE line IN
firg,nias and Southern States: no sam.
pies needed. Auuress Box oJ3, Rich.
niund Va.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-11-13
BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES

ALL oun CLIENTS ARE MAKING
r91oney9ln whcat. Accounts can DO with :
\ drawn OH demand. We! have ncvor pass
ed }week Without making and
Y piains. Mercantile and financial refer
4 cnccs furnished on request. LESL1r1,'
NORRIS & CO., The Bo,irsc, phlladel-
phia. Pa. ~
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-11-13
STORAGE.

WHY NOT STORE YOUR FURNITURE
q at 9O4 T.. Broad? Smlthdeal building;
dry, clean rooms; charges reasonable.
+ W. G. COSBY.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-11-13

WE CAN Use SEVERAL. Bn..HT
young, men as stock clerks promotlon
those Of some experience 10 ap,,y,
CCRDES. 4:OSBY < co.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-11-13

REAL ES1 Al'l.-For Sale.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-11-13

TEACHERS WANTED-TwENTY3 LADY
teachers, at once. Long terms. good
pANs rE lsc Ter 81. A SseSi ot Green
wood, s. c..
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-11-13

CLAY, H., oi2--V. 4NrED, GENTLEMEN
10 occupy nicely furnished rooms, with
or without board; special rates. 9l2 u.
Clay Street.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-11-13

sEAMsTREss-L Of ExPERI-
ence desires sewing by day In private
family. B. 10, care this Office.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-11-13
BAKERY.

#ATKJNsoN's DELICIOUS COOKED
roast beef, lamb and ham, sliced and
sold in pounds and halves fresh every
day, combined With his hot rolls, bread.
cakes and pies, will nx You for COM
pany, Just Phone 26i0,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-11-13

FOR RENT--A COTTAGE. y lJsir COM
pcted. containing rooms, parity. Go Ct
ana two porchss; large ynrd ana gaf,
Md. WILLIS, zoo. OaliWood Avenue,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-11-13

CLAY, W.. 114s--PR1vATE FAMILY
wants few boRIders: comfortably, new
4 ~ furnished rooms and good table; also
few Ia bic boa rdcrs telephone; terms
! reasonable;E liz Nv! Clay Street.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-11-13

sTRAY ED-sMALL BEAGLE HOUND;
yellow with white markings; name
..Brownie." Return to 100 West Clay
Street. Reward paid.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-11-13

WANTED, TO RENTsTC tiENVLEMAN
only. a bright furnished ROOM on I, secona
aoor ne9r T1if Aq GnraI FfaFfflAiHr s1sot5
I3ox col, city. Z. j1.i
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-11-13

FOR RENT--A5 VERY ATTRACTIVE,
sccond-noor, of FIVE rooms and BATH.
fora couple without children. Not FL
GRACE Street. ID ff55sst r. t{t
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-11-13

SALEsMEN--IOCAL OR TRAVELLING,
to sci ire-proof safes to business men
quick sales; big profits ALPlNEI sAr p
co. Cincinnati. o. =
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-11-13

SALESMAN TRAVELLING THROUGH
the State seeing retailers. to ha,.dle on
compassion, strong SIDE line Of d.y
goods speciaitles ERYN MA " Il
MILLS, Philadelphia
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-11-13
BOARD WANTED.
nAos ARD 1AooINas.

BAGS FOR EyghYTIui0, NEW on
fSf, 1f'esa RICHMOND pAd co.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-11-13

WANTED, a FIRST cLAgs SALE, Ma "
for Richmond Va, for 1916 10 sell *
cuslyeily our firtt;eiaks Iihe Of calen1ars,
labels and bnxef. Our line h 10 soinpletn
thai every merchant atld manufactursr
IN eariI. and every t1Hn can b. seen
Our goods are hfat.elsss; z,rlctiy, up.io,
years and ~ well and f1yornbIy tngwtls
eofnmhsapn Is ~ n per cent AMEN.
efsstlc ealesmab can cay man fs,1p1
,r " $50 pcf Hefk; neW satnpIes Yor
ciass man only wanted EnGln,s mi, 81 I,
yerusemeEt %ffh 2gnE app!es, On "A,
dress e. 81, Iord e Thomas. ca.esgo,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-11-13

FOR RENT-sIx-RoOM COT T AG y,
suitable for Two small famll!es; large
modern stable attached, Apply l7l6 NJ
Twcnty-fecond Street, Paramount
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-11-13

I4OST - ON FRIDAY AFTERNOON,
gold watch and fob, owners initials. J.
II. S.. on pendant, Finder rewarded on
returning to this Office.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-11-13

\. ANTED, 40 RENT. AT ONCE. AZ, q
reasonable rent modern s,roon hrlcs
house, or ril divide IN mars OF nnuI IN,
rooms each to desirable tenants. Apply
10 No, Ig7 w. Main Street.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-11-13

WE START YOU sEI,LlNG Ola pONDs.
Don't fab getting our liberal offer; IS
daily sure, Carbon DIAMOND ( ~.
Syracuse. n. Y. Mention paper.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-11-13

TRAVELLING Statesmen CABLING; ON
ne reiaii gT"n.rs and general stores IN
s day extra; side line. Address i; IL,
this Office, " Ky
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-11-13

ONE OR. Two YOUNG MEN
To share a. nice suite OF rooms. consist
4 Ing or a bedroom ard sitting room; To-
Gated near Seventh and Grace; rent very
cheap com fortable and clean. Address
III, ~, care this ONCE,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-11-13

Will RENT PART or A 3TTOUsEET a
party desiring "a few boarders furnish
cd or unfurnsshed; reference exchanged,
OF r.. Main Street, ,5fs
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-11-13

500 FOR THE NEW sNtoDEI, STEM
wind and Set Interna tionsl Watch.
Guaranteed; finer ones at =. $3.50 and 81.
Metsi WHatchss. guaTa nteed, saw, 1Thc,
ARREST lima of Imported watches In the
city. 6CHAAI"S. i2d p. Broad.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-11-13

WANTED. ONE GOOD FRAME MAKER,
also one sash door and blind maker;
ntf}s' he sorer. Pc = BURG BUILD.
ERs' SUPPLY CO, Petersburg. va.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-05-15
TRADE IN CHICAGO.
tBT TELEGRAPH TO THE TRIBUNE. !


Chicago May l4.-There was q steady wheat market
within small limits Prices closed sc higher 10 &c lower
May left on at soesc; old July sold $3.50 $3.50
closed s5c sellers: July s3sc sellers; old Sep
tenbeT. 500 sellers; new September. 7s&.c sellers.
There 10 different feeling on the cash wheat There
were orders here today for 10000 bushels No North
wheat at the market and # could been worked
had boats been obtainAbe This would practically
cleaned out the contract There are 10000
bushels No red winter here bec seven O.
eight cents the market There 100000 bushels
No Northern here week about 600 bashels
has been Used up II the big cargo fer which they
bidding yesterday could have heea worked this market
would De practically without wheat
millions o. bushels opsa for July The foreign news
was not besz1sh: Australian SHIPMENTS only esl o0c
bush; Indian l1ooOG3 AID worlds shipments Monday
viii be 1000 900 :esc than last weeks
Gables OF small fractions TIE Southwest is i'm
proving. Manitoba % per o. seeding IL
done. Tie wheat sentiment has changed here the big
Interests that bearich 6u;:ish to-day Brokers
consider July too dangerous SELL they consider Sep
TENDER cheap buy drsgs II is getting
Armour help Western offerings are Increasing and
receipts VIII be larger with the finishing planting
Prices closed sO to &c lower corn IS firm. exceut
people July solo 4sisc and axe and closed
q: z7i-o bid: September. 4Cssc
There IS supposed 10 be big July line held through
The Gates interests and distributed different
commission houses here That purely speculative
and might hquidsts on Increased receipts Receipts only
80 cars.
Oats closed unchanged &c lower. Hay was 41=kc.
July sssse sellers; September sOc STANDARD Is proba
bly, down 20 10000 bush decreasing 4. The rate 80
cooooo weekly The Pattea crowd Is long IN May The
crop prospects are splendid and the big regard
trs September ana July high Receipts So cars
with no Standard $4,000 out OF store III 600
STANDARD cancelled.
Fros.sors sese steady Packers eyisstIy are covering
shorts Armour hsz Secn buying ribs for geeraI ssrs
logs were hrm Liverpool prices unalangeG There
seems TO be little mood especially among "a,
sG inssssts. which have been short
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-05-15
ATTEMPT TO WRECK FAST TRAIN.
Mall Carrier Beaten and Stabbed for Saving
Wabash's Cannon Ball

6xrnpsei to-day to wreck Wabash passenger
train No. J. the Cannon Ball. which left st. Louis
last night for Omaha and the Northwest James
Dunn, rural free delivery carrier. went to Sampsel
Bt2tton TO get mail from the Cannon Ball. The
train a few minutes late. and he walked up
tia track, lantern IN hand. 4 few hundred yards
from the station he found two railroad ties bound
ecrosz the rails He removed the obstacles and
started back TO the station
Before he had gone half the distance he was at
tackled by two men, who beat him almost into In
sensibllty and stabbed him four times with knife
Els wounds are serious. The strangers disappeared
In The darkness
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-05-15
MINING STOCKS.

CAUGHT CHIN ON ELECTRIC WIRE.
Omaha, Neb. May IA dispatch TO THE World
Herald says that at Indianola, lowe, Basil L.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-05-15

South Carolina Ave. and Beach Atlantic City. y. J.
Large sunny with private baths suite
per and upwards Telephones in bedrooms; eIe.
vRtor 60 street level 81 from Saturday until Monday
w. f. SHAW.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-05-15
CONNECTICUT.
MADISON, CONN.

Furnished cottages to let in this quaint little town
on beach and in village.
f. c. JULIAND' Room 427 1J6 Fifth Ave
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-05-15

Mickey. brother of Governor Mickey Of Nebraska
while riding horseback, caught under the
chin by an electric wire and 30 seriously injured
that he will die. He was dragged from his horse
his neck dislocated and the spinal cord injured
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-05-15
HOTEL, BELVEDERE,

LARCIMONT- oN-THE- SOUND. NEW YORK.
Under entire management. will open May 2sth.
Appointments Cuisine and OF the highest order
up to date family Grill special
Special rates for seasons guests. f. l.. SIEGEI.
Telephone Larchmont Successor to A L. Ssghorners
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1904-03-05
lust IIiom attic.

Here. herer' snorted Mr.. Nuliwed as
he glanced at the political news In the
morning paper there's Niger in the
woodpilev
Mercy" cried Mrs. Nuliwed in dis
tress, "call a policeman and catch him
before he steals all the wood we're GO
ing to use instead of coal!'-Baltimore
Herald.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1904-03-05
Those Girl Friends.

Il had a proposal last night and re-
fused IT,"
You are always thinking of the well
fare of Others. aren't you. dear "-Obio
State Journal.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1904-03-05

was announced to appear every evening
at half-past nine in his highly graceful
ana artistic entertainment, as perform
ed before all the crowned heads of Eu-
rope. to the immense delight and mani
fest satisfaction of every crowned head
among them.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1904-03-05
TAX ROLL OF 1901.

TAX &OLL Ox ISO1.
Taxes collected from delinquent rolls
of 1901:
Amount delinquent
January 1, 1908. $1,156.2S
Amount of supple
mental roll 49S
Interest collected. 1876
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1904-03-05
AUDITOR EXHIBIT
or THE FINANCES OF
SAN JUAN COUNTY, STATE OF
WARRINGTON.
january 1, 1903, to january l, 1904.

No. of acres of land assessed. 91,4S2S4
Value of land, including i'm
provementS .$ISl,SSf.
Value of town and city lots,
including improvements. 32,S25.o 90
property ............. 176, 800. 90
Value of All tide lands. .. $500. 90
Total assessed and eQualized
value of real and personal
property Observation-Disclosures 1897, 519. 90
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1904-04-09
woMAn's TRIP TO MARS.
Atrial Scores. Say. the Flesh Oh

Atrial Seeress Says the Flesh of
Planets Women Is Luminous.
At the Genealogical Center in New
York the other night Yesta La Viesta,
a member of the center, told OF a visit
she had made to Mars and Venus by
projecting her astral body to those
planets, says the New York Times.
She said:
MARS IS peopled with an enthusi-
astic. stalwart, noble race of men, with
compilations shiny and black as ebony.
They are wiry, muscular, taut and
very supple. They play with electrici-
ty as we would with fireworks. They
have a way of flashing firelike radia-
tons from their legs that makes their
presence decidedly luminous, lively
and at times somewhat dazzling. They
appear like huge warriors attired in
atmospheric raiments of fame.
1.-The Mars women are beautiful,
with daintiIy nodded forms and with
very fair compilations. Their flesh is
luminous"
The lecturer described the archi-
lecture of the country as transcendent
and said the arts and government
were of prOportionate superiority to
this world.
Venus" said the lecturer, sis small,
but a very beautiful and tropical
planet and is inhabited by charming
race of beings. They are associated
most happily in soul mated couples,
for they have a flexible astral or
psychological tubing which invisibly
connects their bodies and prevents
them from wandering or straying or
being separated at any time from their
true soul mate"
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1904-04-09
Names That Are Enough
To Drive One to Distraction
THE man who was writing paused

TN HE man who was writing paused
"Say." he queried, do you spell
that Korean name Wee Joo'-
w-i-j-u?"
'You spell it any way you please
was the answer.
"Oh, come of. What do you mean?'
81 mean just what 1 say. You can
spell it W-i-j-u or E-u-i-j-u or O-u-i
D-j-o-u, and you'll be right in any case.
The first way is the American, the sec
ond is according to an English method
of transliteration, and the third is the
French contortion. Those French
mapmakers are beauties. They spell
Fusan F-o-u-s-a-n and Kunsan K-o-u-n-
SAN. That's why the Russian dis
patches coming by way of Paris are
often so unintelligible.
why" the speaker continued, those
war names are driving me crazy.
There's always at least the three ways
of spelling them. Even Anju the Eng
lish often spell A-n-c-h-y-u or A-n-g-u.
Then there's Kiu-Shu with the hyphen
and without it, and Kion-sion. There's
Chemulpo, Chemulpho and T-c-h-e-
m-o-u-l-p-o, and Ia Lien Wan, Talien-
wan and Talien Ouan. Can you beat
that? Why, even plain little New
Chwang can be spelled New
c-h-w-a-n-g, N-e-w-c-h-u-a-n-g or N-i-o-u-
T-c-h-o-u-a-n-g.
The other day fellow told me that
the emperor of Korea had been advis-
ed to remove to a place that sounded
like Chyun-Chyou. 1 got a map of
Korea to look up the place and within
about an inch of each other on large
scale map found Chyung-chyu.
Chyong-chyu, Chyuk- Chyou, Chyou-
Tung, Chin-chyOu, Chyon-an, Chyong
an, Chyon-ew, ChyOng-yang and
Chyong-san. Now after that I'd about
made up my mind where the emperor
of Korea ought to go, but what still
want to find out is where he actually
did go anyhow"
"If he didn't want to be lost" said
the man who had been writing, he'd
better have stayed in SeouL"-Phila-
delphia Press.