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The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1904-01-01
Scott Gets a New Trial.

Judge Pollock of Fargo has granted
q new trial to William Scott. recently
convicted OF shooting John Fisher OF
Lisbon. in anAattempted holdup.
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1904-01-01
Chemical ExpsEt Tells How He
subdued His Appetite.
SYSTEM OF LIVING EXPLAINED.

The 'possessor OF ahls remarkable or
gan rs Horace Fses OF New Haven,
expert in che.nieal1s aielogy and h,i-
man nutrition. si the New York
World. ExtersalI Professor Fletcher
is Father thin "A aigniaed academic
way and totally pGssn OF any physic-
al sign OF his un14N possession For
the Fletcher atnnl 10 unique. L not
only knows what Hants. but can ask
for it, While ut oae in New Haven
the Fletcher stoni Calls for 80 cents
worth OF food p May and feels no
yeafning for ncf But at the Wal
dorf- Astoria. iiiYtA abandon of a ho!i-
day. the Fletche& ssotnach raised the
limit TO 81 day. il, st 81
The professor ~ occupied three
dollar room at ttfes hionabhe hostelry,
and appetite. teaM by an elaborate
cuisine. has had 81 xFein. But beyond
the one dollar Md fhe Fletcher stoIn-s
ach stuhiornly rassa to be lureta
II eat just wtlt my stomach asks
for" said Prof9eE Fletcher the othes
day. 1t .tellsl preciseiy what to
order. and obsSS
When tie profeNsN has break kflsted
at the Waldorf til &iitocratic stomach
has said to him:
Oatmeal for md Ehis morning. with
a dash OF cream. pt bite more"
Luncheon pasSaE unnotieed by the
professors abste&1ipus digestive ap-
paratus, For dinner the Fletcher stoln.
ach has whispered IL the professor:
'Mr. Old BoysfF a banquet-a gas
troDoInic debausf order me club
sandwich, with p&nty Of gravy. Let
'em serve Gun chocolate on the
side S '.
Oatmeal and cream costs 35 cents at.
the Waldorf Astoria A club sandwich
Is rated at 40 lsei4s and chocolate is
va'ued ut 2s eens saH These d.
Jasis .st'eaa IL (lg Y the i,s.,s'
fessor's hvish expenditure OF a dollar
per day.
IL have all want here" explained
the professor, land never average above
ST In table expenses per day. My
stomach literally ], asks for what It
wants
'"rhat may sound strange to ycu.'' he
continued. but, as a matter OF fact.
my stomach is in absolute control OF
my appetite. That is the secret OF my
theory. and have perfacted the work
ing principle by years oassonstant prac-
tice. My stomach tells nieNhat to eat
and nly brain tells my stomach how
much. I'he two influences have made
my appetite and my desire one. :
New to explain this: The other
morning my stomach said it needed
certain nHtritiOus substances contained
in oatmeal and cream. The demand
was ~ plain as II my stomach had
said. 'Fleteker. this morning oatmeal
and ereAn,.''-
New. in All unframed state would
doubtless have gorged myself tlpon oat
meal and cream. but with my objective
self upon the alert said. There is s,f
ficient hutrhnent in one bowl Of Wal
dOrf- Astoria oatmeal and cream
81 never eat" continued Professor
Fletcher. until my stomach demands
it. Whr mn at Now Haven I live com
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1904-01-01
REA AcHEs a CRITICAL STAGE.
IN sNs Far East Now Appears q

& hIngfop, Dec. s1.--At the Rus
sian Nnibasay and at the Japanese le-
Ati0n ssociated Press lis in.afn,-
nag that he situation Id the Far East
has entered upon a critical stage. Both
the Russian ambassad dor, Count Cas-
|kini, and Mrs Takahira, the apanese
Hminister express the hope that war is
hot vet inevitablS Il
fsnunt &c as sini goes further and is CT
he opitsion that the situation may yet
pe sayeu without recourse to arms.
lRnt The anlhassador has no official al
ices 0f which to base this belief and
isl ofil his personal view OF the mat
Takahira takes moro pes
)eimi mistic view Of the case.
Russia md japan are receiving nu-
tMeroais letters from Americans all
liver the country offering their, xerv-
Bees III the event OF war. The Russian
nbassad der and the Japanese minister
e dec clin3nx III oi iferS cs assistance
IA the u naneae lesation the sn-
os1if ifceillQjlf Is fborized hat for
Eys Takahira's mail has con
lined manS letters from
sfiesns wishing 10 Enlist
the Japansse arn,y Or navy. The
nts 81 er is sending q personal note 10
fch ey pressing the profound
lpSeei4 tiog 0f the Japanese people
is es slaree OF synapath and SUP
llasf ot sti,e i ens offs IA
a SSxaek but saying that oven II
assistance were needed the laws of
Rpan precItl,iA the employ ment of aby
reign troops Furthermore .Iapan's s
my and navys are adequate to meet
|e emergency. r."
Mr.. Takahira has advised his gov
snment by cable of these offers OF
sistance and the Japanese embassies
I'd legations throughout Europe also
II be made aware OF this dcmonstra-
- ofsAmerican sympathy.
sount Cassini. in declining the o.
b which his government is receiv-
also ii expressing his appreciation
the spirit which prompts them. He
likewise advising ST. Petersburg of
fact that the Russian government
know OF the sympathy felt for
lssln in the present crisis.
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1904-01-01
Officials Slowly Realizing Hostiiisia~y

az snaife. Dec. 31.--ysssllf tSs,.
lieving that war betwMag ss.ssSfi ID s5ssss
Japan will occur the f.sf) tfsss
in official and diplomats. oii'cles sssIs.
was somewhat modifief iltfiIG st1ha
by adviceS from Toxic Ssfts Esssss
burg. Japan, it appears sNFs sstssss "
Preparations for the puei9nse is 'Slggss-
geted. of influencing HtiSsia 81 ssss issss$
upon the Japanese note
Russia on the other hand, has NO
intehtion to hurry. Her reply is not
expected 10 be made before Jan. 10.
Russias purpose seems to be TO put
the onus Of declaring war upon Japan,
If such be the result OF the 'negotia-
uons
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1904-01-01
REFEREE STOPS THE FIGHT.
Young Corbett Defeats Hanion in Six-
teen Rounds.

San Francisco. Dec. 31.-Young Cor
bett has made clear his title by de-
cisively whipping one Of the best boys
of his years that the country has eveE
produced--Eddie Hanlon Of San Fran
cisco
The end came in the sixteenth round,
when Referee Graney stopped the un--
even battle and awarded the palm to
Corbett HanIon was about done for
in the thirt eenth round. but he gamely
responded to the call for time for the
fourteenth. fifteenth and sixteenth
rounds and refused to quit when ap-
pealed TO by the crowd and by Cor
tett himself.
Postoffice Safe Dynamited.
Bloomington. Ill.,. Dec 31.-Safe-
blowers at San Jose dynamited the
safe in the postoface and secured the
entire contents. also the safes in the
business houses OF Nicholas Weise and
John Ulner. Postmaster Barkmeier re-
fuses to tell the exact amount of plum
der secured. but it is estimated at ST.
600. Weise lost 5000 and Ulner $40O.
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1904-01-01
|lTuATloN is DESPERATE.

Ian informs France Of Status Of Far
Eastern Question.
kAris Dec 81 tits learned in dip
latte circles that the Japanese gov
tnent has informed the foreign dip.
|Ats that the situation with respect
k6esia ID desperate but not hopeless.
s believed this information was
mNnicaSed TO the French govern
At FOR presentation ut st. Peters
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1904-01-01
JAPAN BUYS TWO wARsHlps.
Gets Ahead Of Russia in Purchase Ne
~. :. E... ootiations.

London, Dec. 31.-Japan has COM
warships Moreno and Riyadayia, build
ing st Genoa, Italy. for which Russia
also was negotiating
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1904-01-01
Postoffice Safe Dynamited.
Heirs Fai, to Break the Will

Boston, Dec. 31.-The will of the late
Peter h. Brigham Of Boston, who left
$5,000,0Q0 toward founding a hospital
to bear his name, is sustained by de-
eision handed down by Justice Cole
In the United States circuit court dur
ing the day. The heirs-at-law contested
the beQAest.
FRENCH OPTIMISM GONE.
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1904-01-01
JAPANESE MINISTER 1 NOTIFIES.
THEss TATE DEPARTMENT or +.
FAR EASTERN CRISIS.
! CAUSES CRAVE CONCERN
sLAND KINGDOM MAKING FRAN
TIC PREPARATIONS FOR in
ENlTABLE CONFLICT.

WsShingtdn, Dec. 81 The Japanese
inister called at the state depart
ent during the day and reported that
sisiiation ID ti,ss Far East is one
hat Eives great concern and that
apsn is making inspirations for the
Forst RE
\ lt hol,sd however that Russia
vill recon siaer her nfst answsr to
9Span reanest 49,
EssE AcfsEs a CRITICAL STAGE.
The Springfield herald., 1904-09-23
Hebrew Population.

A Jewish year book. just issued. for
the period from September 10. 1904. to
September 20, 1905. the Jewish year
56o5. contains statistics showing that
the Hebrew population of the world Is
now 1O,932.777. or this number Rus
sia has 5,1S9.401; Austria-Hungary 2;
076,37S. and the United States, 1883
218 Germany comes next with 1885,
948. and then Turkey with 466.36l. of
the 100000 Jews credited to the state
of New York. about 100000 are resi-
dents of New York City.
A list of bequests and gifts by Jews
to various institutions covers fourteen
pages of the book. Among other bio
graphical statements is one to the et-
feet that forty-one synagogues were
dedicated in the past year.
The Springfield herald., 1904-09-23
Railway Etiquette In Japan.

When a native lady enters Jap
anese railway carriage she slips her
feet from her tiny shoes. stands upon
the seat and sits demurely with her
feet doubled beneath her. A moment
later she lights cigarette or her lit
tie pipe, which holds just enough to-
bacco to produce two good whins
of smoke. Many Japanese people Sit
with their feet upon the seat Of the
ear
The Springfield herald., 1904-09-23
The Reason Why.

Drummond. Wis. Sept. 19 Especially
Whole families in Bayfield, County
are singing the praises Of Dodd's Kid.
ney Pills and the reason why is given
in experiences such as that Of Mr..
7. 7. Void. well-known citizen here.
Il had such pains in my back that
! did not know what to do" says Mt.
Void. land as came across an adver-
tisement of Dodd's Kidney Pills sent
for box. That one box relieved me
of all my pains. My wife also used
them and found them just what she
needed. l recommend Dodd's Kidney
Pills as sure cure for Backache and
other Kidney Troubles"
Backache is one of the earliest
symptoms of Kidney Disease. Dodd's
Kidney Pills cure 1t promptly and per-
manently and prevent it developing
into Rheumatism. Dropsy. Diabetes or
Bright's Disease.
The Springfield herald., 1904-09-23

A foreign cable dispatch announces
the extraordinary fact that German
professor rode horseback from Berlin
to Baireuth. Whether this fact is ex-
traordinary because German profes-
sor was able to ride "a horse, or be-
cause he rode to Baireuth is left in
ohScurity.
The Springfield herald., 1904-09-23

Whose findeth wife, says Solo
mon, "findeth good thing" And Sol
omon was one of the most experienced
husbands that ever lived. The records
of modern divorce courts would indi-
cate that either wives or husbands
must have changed more or less since
his day.
The Springfield herald., 1904-09-23

The yacht America that won the
famous cup fifty-three years ago. is
still afloat. In those days yacht was
not mere skimming dish and was
good for something more than junk
after the race was over.
The Springfield herald., 1904-09-23

That precious Russian baby weighs
1Oh pounds now, which doesn't seem
much, considering the weight Of the
honors and responsibilities that have
been put upon him.
The Springfield herald., 1904-09-23

Hetty Green vigorously objects to
paying $40 taxes on the old house in
Massachusetts, where she was born.
That isn't the reason she gives for
protesting, but 1t is good one.
The Springfield herald., 1904-09-23
lnslst on eettIna II.

Some grocers say they don't keep
Defiance Starch. This is because they
have a stock on hand of other brands
containing only IL OF in a package.
which they won't be able to sell first.
because Defiance contains 1s OF. for
the same money.
Do you want 16 OF. instead Of II OF.
for same money? Then buy Defiance
Starch. Requires no cooking.
The Springfield herald., 1904-09-23

In friendly salute Utica man broke
the ribs of an acquaintance, who must
now be glad that he did not run across
the saluter when the latter was feel
ing morose.
The Springfield herald., 1904-09-23

Ernesto Biondi. the Italian sculptor,
who is suing the Metropolitan art mu'
scum in New York for 100000 dam
ages because of its refusal to exhibit
his "Saturnalia," takes himself seri.
ously, doesn't he?
The Springfield herald., 1904-09-23

The boy at Louisville, employed as
bank clerk, who returned to a bank
$3.50 in bills out of package of
$50 600 that had been given him by
mistake for $1,000, has evidently mas-
tdbsd the great truth that clear con-
science is worth more than aEy
amount of money.
The Springfield herald., 1904-09-23

The Japanese cherish ancestor wor-
ship as cardinal doctrine of their re
figion, and in their military operations
SO far they have consistently exhibit
ed no hesitation in increasing the
aumber of their ancestors.
The Springfield herald., 1904-09-23

Maybe there is something in this no
hat fad, after all. Hats are still con-
sidered Indispensable by most per-
sons, but so were nightcaps at one
stage in human development
The Springfield herald., 1904-09-23

a Philadelphia man at the risk of
his life stopped runaway horse.
whereupon the driver gave his res
cuer scent piece. Ordinarily cents
is low price for human life, but all
things considered it was probably "a
high estimate in this case.
The Springfield herald., 1904-09-23

Somebody ought to ask the man
who announces that he has carried
one pocket knife for more than forty
five years how many umbrellas he has
had meanwhile.
The Springfield herald., 1904-09-23

Those employees who jumped in at
Paterson. N. j., and rebuilt a burned
mill and then had big dinner with
the owner are living proofs that the
country is still full of good native
Americans.
The Springfield herald., 1904-09-23

incidentally. the racing automobile
is not doing thing to the Malthusian
theory.
The Springfield herald., 1904-09-23

And now Brooklyn man rises to
remark that he has carried the same
pocket knife for forty-seven years.
How Irritating such complacent vir
tue is!
The Springfield herald., 1904-09-23

A Connecticut minister who missed
hia horse found him finally in the
study of the church, the exploring ami
NAL having made his way down the
church aisle and into the study. with
out doing any damage. Horse on the
minister!
The Springfield herald., 1904-09-23

Lives there man with soul SO dead
who never to his friend hath said.
seeing him homeward wend his way:
Hi, Sam, what was the score to-day?"
The Springfield herald., 1904-09-23

Inquirer" asks why the word goo"
Is not in the latest dictionary. 1t will
be found in the next one. at all
events. 1t has appeared in print.
The Springfield herald., 1904-09-23

The new disease of the AUTOMOBILE
lists is technically known as motor
pathia cerebralis. 1t is caused by the
vibrationibus of the automobiliensissi-
mus.
The Springfield herald., 1904-09-23

The taotai OF Shanghai appears to
cut about as much figure in his owp
bailiwick as q blind man at a schut
zenfest.
The Springfield herald., 1904-09-23

Thank goodness the oysters never
go on n strike for shorter hours or
higher wages.
The Springfield herald., 1904-09-23

1t is not likely that wedding jour
neys on freight trains will become
a popular fad. There is no romance
about freight train.
The Springfield herald., 1904-09-23

Perhaps the Russians who decided
that American flour was contraband OF
war had eaten deadly Boston dough
nut.
The Springfield herald., 1904-09-23

The engagement of his daughter to
Capt. Spender Clay, is said to be a
great relief to William Waldorf As
tor. The cause is obvious. 1t might
so easily have been Capt. Spender
Mum.
The Springfield herald., 1904-09-23

A woman who is careless enough to
spend $40 for silk hose is sure to be
a trifle careful about picking out the
muddy crossings.
The Springfield herald., 1904-09-23

1t is to be hoped Miner Munroe had
asked to have his place in the mines
kept open for him to go back to.
The Springfield herald., 1904-09-23

"Are Americans disappearing?' asks
correspondent of the New York
Herald. Very few Of EN- left in New
York. we've noticed.
The Springfield herald., 1904-09-23

Sunday-School Teacher-Can any of
you tell me In what manner Lot was
especially favored? Little Elmer-Yes
ma'um, i can The Lord turned his
wife into n sack of salt.
The Springfield herald., 1904-09-23
TEA

A triHe of tea in a dainty
cup has in it world Of rest
or of stimulant what is the
time o'day1
The Springfield herald., 1904-09-23

Little Johnnie described the eie-
phant as the big leather horse with a
rubber nose"
The Springfield herald., 1904-09-23

Miggles-There are times when 1t is
advisable to listen to n FOOLS advice
Mrs. Miggles-Well. go ahead. my dear.
I'm listening.
The Springfield herald., 1904-09-23
m,,v children Arc siekry.

Many Children Are siekiy.
Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Children,
used by Mother Gray, a nurse in Children's
Home, Now York, euro Summer Complaint,
Feverishness, Headache, Stomach Troubles,
Teething Disorders and Destroy Worms. At
all Druggists, CSC. Sample mailed FREE.
Address Allen S. Olmsted, Le Roy, N. Y
The Springfield herald., 1904-09-23

Estelle-I shuddered when he pro-
posed. Bertha-Was he so awkward!
"Oh. no. He did 1t so well.
The Springfield herald., 1904-09-23

rs he man that can be trusted?"
"It would be possible to trust him, but
mighty risky.
The Springfield herald., 1904-09-23
TEA

Fine tea brings-out con-
versation if anything will; it
compels to little leisure.
The Springfield herald., 1904-09-23

Smokers find Lewis ".Single Binder"
straight SC cigar better quality than most
lOc brands Lewis Factory, Peoria, Ill.
The Springfield herald., 1904-09-23
TEA

You can have good tea if
you want it, wherever you
Your grocer return, your money II you don't like
6ehilling's Beat.
It's n wise prophet who can Induce
others to forget his predictions.
The Springfield herald., 1904-09-23

Easy-going men usually go the
wrong way.
The Springfield herald., 1904-09-23

According the Western Federation of Miners, de
portation" only lawful when INDUCED in by that
izaton Last week, while Meyer Haywood and the Demo
cratic committee grinding scathng
indictments Governor Peabody for permitting danger
Gus characters of Teller county the Western
Federation OF Miners deporting men in Nevada
The press dispatches state that committee of OF
the federation organization in Godeld Nevada compelled
two citizens of Colorado who had come to that to
invest in develop mining properties to leave the dis
trict. -.f
There seems be something in the constitution oi
the state that conflicts with the
Federation of Miners The latter organiza
ton therefore, demands that the constitution Of Colorado
be amended corrected and in this demand they
the secret in the public. support
Democratic bosses of the state
Under present laws the United States government
deports characters who
country Cities also deport certain obnoxious
persons but the right of county state to do is
MED by the Western Federation of Miners
Deportation" severe measure and has been used
only in extreme cases.
The Springfield herald., 1904-09-23

This is the law and policy which Repub-
lican party also claim
their party stands order" kind
order for which that party stands is found by
examining of performed. promises
made. Their record in this state shows that they stand
allowing the disordery element the utmost license in
attacking personal and property rights of those to
whom they opposed; and if this not the
fact that party leaders espousing the
the fre-eatng dynamtins, socialistc element Of
cety retaate the lawful authorities
enforcing respect the should be enough
vince skeptical kind of liberty that
be expected the Democratic leaders placed in
in this state.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-05-20
RELIABLE GRADE LINE.

the point. Place the frame in an up
right position, level the base and mari
the point upon the base at which thu
plumb hangs; 1t will always hang t.
this mark when a b is level, but no
otherwise.
Now to test whether a ditch is level
place the frame upright in the bot
tom of the ditch and if the bob come.
20 the mark, the ditch is level at tina
place. To establish a grade Of an.
desired fall to the rod-say four inch
es to the rod-tack a block of WOO
TO the under side of a b and whei
the bob comes to the mark, the bas'
will be level and the ditch will have
fall equal to the thickness of the blocl
&C. L. Smith, in Farm and Home.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-05-20

The country man who starts for tn
city must expect TO find It difficult Z
make a living there. He has every
thing to learn. He can Judge wha
means by observing the city mar Wh.
goes into the country to work. In bot
cases It is the difficult work OF adapt
ing oneself to new surroundings. In
young man who goes to the city L
make a fortune and to enjoy life gen
orally finds himself so busted In AauK
ing a living that he has nc time &c eli
10Y life.-Midland Farmer.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-05-20

"You convalesced slowly. didn't
yQu2' they asked him.
eyes. said the man with the green
eoegles. Il did until / saw the doc
tors bin. and then D."
"Relapsed?'
NO / recovered Immediately
"lt was so much lighter than you ex-
peCted?"
"Not al an. II was SD much heavier
than / expected that / saw / couldn't
AFFORD TO Doe sick any longer Chicago
Tribune.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-05-20
SIMPLE GRADE N
with It's Application n Grade OF Any
Desired Fall to the Rod Can
BE Established.

To establish the grade Of bitches
and drains, take a we|ll-seasoned.
straight pine scantling and use It fol-
the base of a triangular frame. The
base, a b, should ~ one rod long; the
upright side. a C, is formed of two
light strips so that a plumb line may
hang between them suspended from
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-05-20
Slightly Different.

Alioe-Father, is young Mr.. Spud-
leigh a bull or a bear in Wall street?
Her Father-After sizing up his deal
ings I'm fully convinced that he's a
plain. everyday jackass. - Chicago
American.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-05-20
Accumulated ma. purpose.

"Blufley told me ne was going ont
every day this week TO see if he
couldn't ind work"
Yes. and he was successful"
THAT so?"
Eyes, he couldn't find it"-Philadel-
phia Press.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-05-20

Within the hands OF men entirely great
The pen Is mightier than the cleaning
sword. by far;
But Ga the hands Of mans enchanting
mate
The hairpin's greater than both pen and
steel blade are.
-Cllcago R0cOri-Herald.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-05-20

IF a nan thinks there is something
In store for him." remarked the OBJ
server Of Events and Things. he should
not make the mistake Of going into a
saloon looking for It. "-Yonkers States
man.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-05-20

Sir" exclaimed the customer. who
thought he had been overcharged.
have you any sense Of honor?"
I'm sorry" said the druggist. from
force OF habit. Il have not. but / have
something just as good. "-Tit-Bits.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-05-20

To beat The band. 90 beat the cars
To beat the breeze. 20 beat The stars.
To beat the cards. 90 beat the bike.
TO beat-oh. ans oid thing you like
when With such rot your brains awhirl.
You'd IKE 90 beat The siangy girl.
N Times.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-05-20

Mrs. Henpeck Visiting her first hus-
bands grave)-Yes; here lies a hero.
You would not be my husband to-day
had he not been killed in the war.
Mr.. Henpeck (fercely)-Yes; what a
curse war is.-Tit-Bits.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-05-20
An Easv One.

First Tramp-That house is closed up.
Wonder If it's vacant.
Second Tramp-That's easy. If the
key is under the doormat. the folks is
off for the day; if it isn't they've gone
Tor R0Od-N. Y. Weekly.