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Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1904-11-03
Uhnt,tuH i'm zLr1ualn .

Nun, ba fte ben sfpig beiteren Sbo=
mas ms 8rab geIentt, MAIDEN bic
S9nurren, Die er 10 meiiterbaft am
Stamntii9 gu er5d6Ien tpuBte, tpies
Der Die &unbe. Cine Der beiten bebaus
belt Elm ameritanif9es @rlebniB, bds
Sbomas nur einmql icbiIberte - &c
mar bod nt4t mutbig genue, elm
3tpettes Wfal Die ber3nsifelten Mus=
rufe ber Safelrunbe iiber Ii6 erge5en
gu lafen. Nlfp:
vSm pilben We item ipar's," trs
adblte Gmtl. vOie 8retterbube tpar
ausbertauft Bis auf's leBte 9alfenz
lager, uno in ben 9eifaG, Der meincn
gtrieie = nd, Sbr tennt i'm ia! -
umtoite, mii6ten ii9 anerfennenbe
Rebolperi4iiife entbuiiasmirter Gppz
bops. gine anbere Dirt bon Gpri9ub
fenuen ite leiber in Nmerifa ni6t! Ra
tpenigitens fanb na9 Der 8ori riteI=
lung Elm sroBes 3e9eelage itatt; tpie
eroB es seipefen 1T, bab' i9 eigentlib
ert am nd9iten Mprgen erfabren, aIs
mir etnfiel, oaB ih in meirem OufIel
eine GinlaOung gu elmer 2eoparbenz
ldgb angenommen bate. &soparben
unb i6 - na ia! 2lber Elm Sbomas,
elm Mann: i6 mar piinftli9 surStelIe
unb portete, bas @etpebr in ber5auIt,
auf Die gefledte 8eitie. 2tber Der 2eo=
parb mubte mas abnen; er .iagte ab".
90 itanb ih, Bis es Nbenb ipurbe unb
bic Sterne au funteln begannen. Da
fpurben mir trpb Der SiBe Die ssIBe
fall, unb id nollte mad 9aule geben.
Sa, profit Mabl3eit ipo ipar aber
oos p5u 5aule"e Sd sebe unb gebs,
Der Walb tptrb INNER rgeipalbieer"
unterDriidtes Neh5en in Der &oroz
rcD, renolih tit tetn Srrtbum mebr
mDglicb, i9 babe mid berirrt. gaun
feb i9 aus meiner 8titernis in bic
Oiifternis, unb mas iebe ic5? Gin
2idt! Sd Darauf log. Das 2i9t
itebt in elmer 9iitte, Die Sutte ite6t
auf elmer fleinen 2i6tung, unb i'm
Sburrabr1en Der Suite 1tebt etne bilD=
biibf6e Snbianerin! Saa! ylun
bentt Sbr an mas 99mubliges! .
nein! Die Sa9e fomnt anbers!
ng2'Nbenb" Jag ih. - Seine 9nt-
mort. sgpening!" Sic flhtpeigt
auf gnslif9. .Mba! Mlfo nur I'M
bianiid!" Jag ib peritdnbniBpoll-
rOas baben mir in Berlin nod niht
gebabt!" llnb bamtt tret' i9 in bas
3immer. I'm nad eirem 2eriton sa
fllhen. Oa iiebt mir bic 5rau -
ober par's Elm Mdbden2 nee, es mar
bod ne Grau! iiebt lie mir alIo
Ing @eiiAt, itDbt einen S9rei aus
unb aieht mid an bic Wanb, mo 10
ne Dirt 5uusaltar aufsebuut lit. ltnb
mas bGngt ha, pOn einem flddernben
Rienfpan beleu1tet2 Wlein Bib ols
Gtriefe! Saaa! Reuner, nod me
M1tsl1
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1904-11-03
olus Ger uod,e.
Welt nno Seben utiter Der Eupe
eoitcrisller 8etrahtun9.
1lnt sisr 3unr Be,stTdJ.

.SIiinois 9taats3eitime,4
Sm gongreB Der Ser. Staten
tpurbe bon Mnfang on Das @nglii4e
oIs Qanbeslprd1e betra9tet. @phl
Gber tpalrbe na9 Gnndbme Der 8er@
soffutng Der Ser. 5tauten in Der
5tdatsperlammlung bes Stoates
BennInlpanien Der Gntrag sefeut,
has 9eutf9e tpenn audi ntdt
ausnriidlib bas Benniplpaniftz
9euti1e) sur dmtlt9en Staatsipraz
DE bes Staotes Penniplpanien slt
MAIDEN. llnb Die 3abI Der 5timmen
fir unb .piber mar gleid groB. 10 bab
her 8oriibenbe bes, 5auies Die entz
SheibenDe Stinlnle, bic Sti9enti6etz
pung, a6sugebea bate.
@priiber tpar 5riebri9 4uguIt
RpnraD Miiblenberg, Der afpeitGltelte
5p6n bes groBen beutfdzlutbrif4en
gioniers 0etnrid Mieldior Wfiiblena
terg ii ND iiingerer 8ruber oes be-
riibtnten beutT9zamerttanifhen 8enez
rails sSo6ann Yeter 9abriel Mlii5len=
terg. @ie Der General. 10 NOR
Hrisbrich 9luauit &onrab MIblenberg
aus ben penn1plpaniI6en 9eburtss
tlab burd Ieinen 8ater aur Gr3tebun9
nocb 5alle in 0eutl9lanb ge1Htdt
ipprben. Spdter tpurbe er luthertz
iGer @eiItliGsr in Neip Yort unb
rdnn in Yenn1plbdnien, no er betm
9(usbra6 Der 8ebolution gegen @ngs
lcnb ntutbig fir Die ltGabbdngigtett
Der gofonien einftano, tpenn er aud
nidh fpie 1ein dlterer 8ruber ben Prez
Digerrod nit Dem SoIoatenrod pers
tau5d)te. Die PtnnIDlpantiAzO
Sden lpd9lten i'm mod in ben Gpntt>
nentaleongreB. Spdter tpuroe er
Stpeinldl 8orTBer Der penniploantz
fhen StadtsgefeBgebung. llnb in
bieIer StelIung CAB er ietnen Stt6z
entf9eib bafiir, baB bas @n9liide uno
ni6t bas 9eutI9e bic umtlt6e Spraz
he BennfpIbanien's iein Ioate, ipas iie
ia oenn audi blieb, fpGbrenD 5uglei9 in
einem namhaften She'll bes @taates
ii4 unter etnem groBen Sbeile bes
Spltes Die penniplpanii6 beutide
NllnpQrt Bis auf ben heutigen Sag
erbielt.
5riebrif 9lueuIt &onrab MI6lenz
berg CAB feline @ntI6eioung niht aus
Ga!tbismus ab, Ionnert1 neil bds
GngliIde tbatfd9li9 bic 2lmtsIpra9e
Der Ser. Stauten mar. eSebenfalls
5dtte es atsr ntd5ts ge56abet, tpenn in
4ennfplbanten neben bem GngLtf6er
bas Oeutf9e aIs Staatsipra6e anerz
fannt tporben tpGre, tpie beute in
Ssbilen ganabas bas 6rana0Iii9e nez
ben Dem gngliI6en ais 1plde gilt.
Dab uuh Elm Staotspeisn, in mel
diem fogar me6rere Spra9en ais
Stdatsfpra9en anertannt finb, gang
pcrtreffItb gu 9ebeiben permag, nas
benefit Die offt3teG breifpracbige
i6tpei5erifhe gibgenofeni4uft.
Dab aber eirte 9robe gulturipra9e,
aud no fie feline Spra9e BON Mmtsz
ipesen 1T, ftcb nt9t nur gu bebaupten
Dermog. fpnoern INNER gr0Bere 8ez
beutung erlangen tann, bas benefit
eben Die beuti6e Spra9e in ben 8sr=
einieten Staaten BON 4merita; benn
ni6t nur Die Oeutf9en bieies 2anbes
tetpobren ii6 bieielbe mittelit elmer
IN glltem 9eutf9 (unb ni9t in penn
fpfoanifA beutI9er 8srunfaltung)
qebaltenen beutI6 amerifaniI6en
Rrefe unb beutiGen ltnterri9ts,
Ipnbern als Die Sauptipra9e Der
Mifenf4aft erlanqt fte 3uglei9 unter
fem itrebTamiten Sbeile audi bes @ng=
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. mittelit bD6ez
rer ein1einiI9er 2ebranftalten INNER
lnehr Mnlehen unb @inf(uB.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1904-11-03

Mnpfransung bes gDinferfaIats berans
sugeben, boilit iid biefer Big Snnl
.@intrttt Der yr1ite nod or&ntlidl
frdftige. Gr fanin ben gDinter iiber
lei1t mit Heiiig bebedt tperben. ecSm
Jriihid1r betpnlnt CT, ipenn es oit
ttauen bssinnt, afItp09entIicb einen
SiingersuB, mas oiBerorbentlih gum
@a9stbun tpie CUR syeftigtett ber.
&0pfe beitrdgt.
Mufbefpobrung BON Cup
pen9entii il re. Ods i'm Reller in
Sanb eineeldserte @emiife, ipie Gel
lerie, 8eterfilie unb MDbrer, erbdlt
fi6 ielten bis gum sSriihling ed1t5 gut,
cbne au faulen, itlsbefonbere, tpenn
bic Mur3eln unb Rnollen bDr benz
MnfbsiDabren i'm &eller an einen ntdf
gang froitfreien Srt gelegsn itnb. Oae
rum lit es am beiten, i'm 2aufe bes
Wtnters ntht rtur bas aum tdgli9en
9ebraube n0tbiee @emiiie aus benz
Reller 81 boIen, torRrn iebesmdl audi
ben aanoen @prratb bur63ufeben, unb
unb iuenn iib faulenbe Murseln bora
ftnben, btefelbett beIonbers an ben
f4dbbaften Gtellen, gut ab5upuben
unb ab5uipafden unb Damn, in SpaIz
ten 9ef6nittsn, be- aelinber Wcrme in
Der 8rdtrObre ober iiber benz Ro6Aerb
81 trodnen. ytur 10 ereift man benz
gdnali6en 8srfdulen Der Mur3eln por
unb ma6t it9 allmdbItd6 einen 8ors
ratb BON gebDrrtem 8emiife, Der bann
i'm 5riibiabr, Denn bas SelferoemiiIe
f9on auspdbit unb on Wiirsfraft
etnfiiBt, Der 5uppe eiren redt guten
@ef9mad uro cine f60ne. butfelselbe
Sarbe gibt.
II 1teberntnterung BON Rd=
rptten. Man fam in ben brei leBz
ten Waonaten zines sSabres nod fehr
gut &arotten auf gut geloderte 8pben
fden, Die bann i'm aeitigen 5riibiabr
lptlltonmene Grnte geben. 9eim ginz
tritt Der 5rDIte bedt man bieIe 8eete
nit elmer 2aabf6i9t 3u, iiber bic man
nod ettpds trodenes 8eiiig Iegen fam.
s.Sn giinitigen 9erbfen tam man oft
rag gan5e Winterbalbiabr binburd
auf iol9en ettpas 9eI6iibten 8eetsn
Rarotten ernten.
Der 2anbnirt6, Der feline
&iibe bon ber Weibe bur6 ounbe nadl
9aufe iasen ldBt, lpeiB ni6t, baB er
oobur9 piel W1il9 berlisrt. 9as bette
Wtittel, lin 8iibe babin su brinqen,
bob tie bon felbit na9 6dufe fomn1en,
TT etne Wdf6ung BON &leie uno Sal8
iebesnldl, nenn tie tpmmen segben.
user SpargeI aus Samen
beranaie6en tptlI, Der bat ben Ga1nsn
iebt in 5urdben ausaufGen, ni9t au
bid; bic iungen Yfldn3Gen tperben
f6on i'm nd9iten Sabre auf &eferpez
lanber perfebt, oft nit SauGe gebiingt
unb tOnnen bann i'm brttten Sabre in
Die 2dnber ars9eTebt tperben.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1904-11-03

Gs siebt 2eute, Die Did lieber buns
hertmal tr0ften. aIs eininal begliids
iriiniden.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1904-11-03

pfIan3t WinteriaIot! SIN
ecufe bes 0ttobers lit Is 3tit, an bic
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1904-04-02

Under date of January 10, 1897, DR..
Hartman received the following letter:
"My wife had been suffering from a
complication of diseases for the past %
years.
"Her case had baffled the skill of
some of the most noted physicians.
One of her worst troubles was chronic
constipation of several years standing.
"She also was passing through that
most critical period in the life of a
woman-change of life. In June,
1895, wrote to you about her case.
You advised course of Peruna and
Manalin, which we at once commenced,
and.. have to say it completely cured
her. She firmly believes that she
would have been dead only for these
wonderful remedies.
about the same time | wrote you
about my own case of catarIh, which
had been of % years standing. At
times l was almost past going. / COM
menced to use Peruna according to your
intructions and continued its use for
about year, and it has completely
cured me.
"YOur remedies do all that you
claim for them, and even more. Ca
tarrh cannot exist where Peruna is
taken according to directions. Sue
cess to you and your remedies"
John o. Atkinson.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1904-04-02

In letter dated January / 1900, Mr..
Atkinson says, after five years expert
ence with Peruna:
al will ever continue to speak good
word for Peruna. In my rounds as a
travelling man | am walking adver-
tisement for Peruna and have induced
many people during the past year to
use Peruna with the most satisfactory
results. | am still Cnred OF catarrh."
John o. Atkinson,
Box 272, independence, Mo.
When old age comes on, catarrhal
diseases come also. Systemic catarrh
is almost universal in old people.
This explains why Peruna has become
so indispensable to old people. Peru
ma is their Safeguard. Peruna is the
only remedy yet devised that meets
these cases exactly
Such cases cannot be treated locally;
nothing but an effective systemic rem
edy could cure them. This is exactly
what Peruna is.
If you do not receive prompt and
satisfactory results from the use of Pc
runa, write at once to DR.. Hartman,
giving full statement OF your case and
he will be pleased to give you his valu-
able advice gratis.
Address DR.. Hartman, President Of
The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus,
Ohio
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1904-04-02

You know, Jessie, the good book
says Love your neighbor,'" spoke the
mother to her little girl Eyes. man.
ma; but that was written before the
days Of fats. "-Yonkers Statesman.
"You say that you have your own
way about the houseY' Invariably"
answered Mr.. Meekton. How do you
manage itT by always agreeing
with Henrietta. "-Washington Star.
What am ever going to do with
such a bad, bad boy?' sighed the fond
mother. 20, you leave me alone" re-
piled the young hopeful I'm not half
as bad as can be."-Brooklyn Life.
Mother-Why, children, what's all
this noise about? Little Freddy-We've
had grandpa and Uncle Henry locked
In the cupboard for an hour, an when
they get a little angrier I'm going to
play going into the lions cage!
Mother-My boy! What became of
that last piece of pie left In the cup
board and told you not to disturb? Os-
carl Gated it. Mother-And what
would you call an act like that2 Oscar
-Disturbin' tn piece, s'pose."
Briggs-Do you have the courage to
take cold bath on these winter morn
ings2 Griggs-Indeed, / do. But I
missed it this morning. Briggs
What was the trouble? Griggs-There
was no hot water.-Town Topics.
Wouldn't you enjoy your dinner
more If you had earned it2" NO" an
swered Meandering Mike, II wouldn't
tink Of intrudin' any mercenary con-
siderations into dis season of hospital
ity an good er."-Washington Star.
Piso's Cure is a good cough medicine.
1t has cured coughs and colds for forty
years. AT druggists, Is cents.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1904-04-02
Hoods JdTS0P0rill0
and Pills

podically and permanently cure it
.,ronpthen and tone the stomach and
thor digestive organs for the natural
rformance of their functions.
Accept no substitute for Hoods.
ct had dyspepsia twenty-five years and
,,ot different medicines but got no help
urt, began taking Hoods Sarsaparilla.
uove taken four bottles Of this medicine
md can now eat almost anything. sleep
-s,, have no cramps in my stomach, no
,nrnine and no distress.' MRS. WILLIAM
a BARRETT, IA Olney St., Providence, r. L.
uood's SarsapariIIa promises to
.ure and keeps the promise.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1904-04-02

Like father: Rangle-What were
you Furnishing your boy for this morn
Ing? Angle-For lying. He said he
saw q fish in the millpond as big al
the one I've been telling about that
got away from me there last week.
Rangle-But maybe he did see 1t. An
gle-Nonsense! There isn't a fish that
big In the pOnd.-Philadelphia Press.
The Horrible Example: How is it
business has 80 much improved in the
side show" asked the man from the
main tent. I started the living skele-
ton to smoking cigarettes. replied the
hustling manager. IL don't see why
that should draw people" YES; every
mother takes her boy In and points out
The horrible example. "-Philad elphia
Record
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1904-04-02
RHEUMATISM
AN INDISPENSABLE TORTURE

Because sometimes suddenly doesn't
that it chance disease due to
develop in the system long before
symptoms The blood the first point of attack and
acids that the aches and pains then ds
circulation different the and
Joints muscles and when the system in this
condition needs only exciting night air.
DAMP weather. the cod bleak winds winter
the sumbeng posons bring Rheumatism The severity
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1904-04-02
Chinese Are Honest.

Honesty is prevailing virtue
among most Cinnamon. Some of them
In their native towns and cities often
leave their places of business unguard.
ed while they go off for half an hour
or more.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1904-04-02

immortal Deeds.-A gooo ueeu "
outlast the stars. Written down oy
angelic penmen it will shine upon .ne
mstrous pages of the book OF NE ior'
80 and ever.-Rev. F. +. shannon
Methodist. Harrisburg. Pa.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1904-04-02

quantity OF acrid matter in the
Joints and muscles. Some PEG
pie are almost helpless from the
FIRST, while others have occa-
sional spells or are uncomforta-
BILE, restless, nervous and half
sick all the time from the
nagging aches and pains. Rheu-
matism is q disagreeable COM
panion even in its mildest form.
It grows worse as we grow older.
and frequently stiffens the joints,
draws the muscles out of shape
and breaks down the nervous
system. A disease that origin
ates in the blood, as rheumatism
does, cannot be cured with ex-
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1904-04-02
w. L. DOUGLAS
$50 as SHOES Y Es9H

W. l.. Douglas
shoes have by their
excellent style,
easy-fitting, an d
superior wearing
qualities, achieved
the largest sale of
any shoes in the
world.
They are just as good
as those that cost you
81 to So the only
difference is the price.
Sod Everywhere.
Look for name and
price on bottom.
Douglas uses Corona
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1904-04-02

RHEUMATISM IN ELBOWS, WRISTS
AND KNEES.
Urbana, Ohio. Aug. 2b, 1908.
Last winter had . severe attack Of
Rheumatism. II started in the right
elbow, and from there TO my wrists; the
right wrist was the worse. It became
knee Joint was the next place to 80 q.
tackled. It became swollen and Of course
painful. The next point TO be affected
much trouble. was barely able to get
about for some time. I was under treat
msnt OF . physician for awhile, but ret.
taking It for some time was entirely
relieved OF the Rheumatism. All swelling
and sorenoss disappeared. I consider
tism and all troubles having their origin
In the blood.
Aoe BloomAsld Ave.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1904-04-02
The Way TO Win.

The Way TO Win.
Chollie-But a fellah cawn't always
lex the winnah!
Gussie-Then, bah love. pick the
losahs, and bet against thein.-Puck.
DcIIcr.
Nell-"I'm surprised that she didn't
marry Tom. He loved her with his
whole heart and soul"
Belle-"Wel, che found a man who
promised to love her with his whole
pocket book. "-Philadelphia Ledger.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1904-04-02

Occasionally a woman can do as she
pleases with no one to care, but man
is never so neglected that some wom-
an is not watching to see what he is
I'D to.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1904-04-02
No Scarcity Of X o,ists.

Some men," said the quOter, ARE
born great, some achieve greatness
And the great ma jority," interrupted
the cynic, believe they come under
both of these heads. "-Philadelphia
Press
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1904-04-02
Press.
To Break IN New shoss,

Always shake in Aliens Foot-Ease, powder.
swollen feet Cures Corns and Bunions. At
all druggists and shoe stores, Csc: Don't accept
any substitute. Sample mailed FREE. Address
Allen s. Olmstead, Leroy, N.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1904-04-02

The Genesis.-man Is not 'ne -.
.r ~ his own mind. He is not the
sorrce Of his power. nor is he the pro
ducer of his riches. what man nas
he got from another. and it originally lEs
came from God. and to Him belongs
.sa s,orv-Rev. G. P. Cheesman' Tres
hvterian. Pittsburg. ia.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1904-04-02

"Pa. what Is a model manr "A
model man, my son, is generally a
very small sample copy, or facsimile,
Of a real man. and Is usually made Of
putty Smart Set
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1904-04-02

plases such things
the body but
disease condition blood The thin
blood must be restored to its normal
SIS );
pishes this in short a time S. S. S.,
~ - and counteracts the posons but builds
up the general health the time.
Write for special book Rheumatism, and you
desire special information advice physicians will
II without charge. THE SPECIFIC CO.. ATLANTA GA
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1904-04-02

Dolly Swift-He called me his dear
little lamb. Sally Gay-What then3
Dolly Swift-Oh. then he gathered
me into the fold.-Smart Set.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1904-04-02

Time works fewer wonders than the
dime museum manager exhibits.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1904-04-02

your symptoms, madam, indicate
jaundice" "Jaundice? But, doctor,
haven't a suitable dress for that"-
Eliegende Batter.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1904-04-02
Distress
after Eating

,-.,sea between meals, belching, vom-
,,;nc. flatulence, fits of nervous head
ahe pain in the stomach, are all
mntoms of dyspepsia, and the longer
:. :, neolected the harder it is to cure it.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1904-04-02

Mothers will find Mrs. winslows's soothin
Syrup the best remedy to Use for their childre'
during the teething period.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1904-04-02

Never marry ii woman big enough to
whip YOU
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1904-04-02

TITO Permanently Cured. No fits or nervousnes s
lilo after first days of DIR. Klines Great Nerve
Restorer Send for Free So trial bottle and treatise
DIR. X. H. Kline, Ltd, 931 Arch ST. Philadelphia Pa
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1904-04-02

fried eggs for breakfast, and
Bridget-We can't, mum. there's not
An egg In the house. Mrs. Newliwed-
Well. then, Just make an omelet.
yke that better anywav.-Philadelphia
Press
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1904-04-02

In Society: "They say Miss r" Is
4 brilliant conversationalist." Indeed
she is. She told me the whole story Of
her life in FIVE seconds" Talk in
shorthand?" "No. Showed me her
bank book."-Baltimore World.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1904-04-02

Piso's Cure is good cough medicine.
1t has cured coughs and colds for forty
years. AT druggists, 25 cents.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1904-04-02
HOw's This?

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for
any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by
Hail. Catarrh Cure.
F. j. CHENEY g. CO., Props, Toledo, O.
We, the undersigned. have known +. J.
Cheney for the last Is years, and believe him
perfectly honorable in all business transac-
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Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1904-07-07

sons at the age Of four from his moth.
err and at six composed his first se!e>-
ton a polka.
The year 1850. when Strauss was
only sixteen. Witnessed the first per
Torrance in public of any of his com
positions. three songs. The following
year his symphony in u major was
produced. Since then Strauss has
steadily pursued his way till his CON
positions number about 400, nearly al
of which are published.
Herr Strauss makes sketches of his
compositions while walking III tie
woods and fields iii tie little village
of MarkWorstein in the favarian Alps,
where he has a villa and spends his
vacations. Mime. Pauline Strauss wife
of the composer, was formerly OH the
operate stage and III 1894 she sang
with great success at BaireUth. Since
her marriage, however. size has given
up opera and dovotes herself to the
singing of her hnstand'> songs, as nn
authentic interpreter OF which she has
Won success
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1904-07-07

of the state when he was ordered to
qualify preparatory to the issue of his
commission.
In 1896 Mr.. Bede went into the Re-
publican party on the financial issUa
and in 1902 was elected to the Fifty
eighth congress from the Duluth dis
trict of Minnesota. The new funmaker
is a solemn visaged. sharp featured,
clean shaver man of small stature, and
his appearance and manner accentuate
the humor of his speech. Here is q
story he told at a recent dinner il New
Ycr,i:
"A couple of IrisAmen wee sitting m
at a wake. and one asked, What dia
Mike die Off 'Gangrene,' ST ia tbs
other. Let Us be thankful fer -
color sighed his friend"