The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1904-11-12

Absolutely Pure
AAS 40 SUBSTITUTE
THE OFFICE BOY WANTS TO KNOW
| Whatyoudidaboutit?
| If yon're sorry you did its
-or if you're glad you've done
done it?
! If you'd do any different if you las
it to do over again?
II The Boy didn't say all along i,
was going to come out this way?
Whether you'll learn wisdom by ex.
perience and take his advice next time:
or keep right on being hard headed
and follow the advice Of oracles who
don's know any more about it than he
does?
If pretty much every body isn't glad
it's over?
If anybody's gladder than his
gubern atorial giblets up the creek?
Why he doesn' It initiate the example
OF that New Orleans doctor who is
suing the Pic. for 10000 for giving
him free advertisement?
If the guv. is only waiting to see
whether the bone-sawer 8nd pill-pusher
makes good with his funny play?
What will happen if the doc. wins
out and the guv. follows suit?
It two-thirds of the Louisiana press
won't be bankrupted ana the gov. be-
come half-a-millionaire-on paper?
Il judgments againt Louisiana pa
pers won't be sure-enough paper
judgments?
How many Of them would bring
more than the value of the paper they
were written on?
LII the doWn-the-bayou Pioneer
really wants The Chief TO come hat
way bug-hunting again?
Whether it isn't well-known that
chips with political bugs under them
are as plentiful in Assumption as fake
votes in Jefferson and St. Bernard?
# John and the guy. have still got
their telescopes out looking for those
Atehafalaya Levee Board resigna-
tions?
Il they mightn't make hit on the
lyric stage in the duet, But the letters
that we long for never came?n
Il they expected "Oui-ouin from
Mono" on an invitation to step
down and out2
It Mono" isn't right as a triyet
in taking the position that he repre-
sents the people on the levee board
not the governor?
If the Assumption and Iberville
members don't deserve a big bottle Of
mucilage for their good sticking
qualities?
Why Bro. Nick was 50 particular
about unWrapping the pictorial waiter
after Rumsey had tied it up?
L he was afraid Rumsey had given
him the right presidential eandi-
dates picture instead of the wrong
ones?
Whether Ice-house Tony won't turn
the picture to the wally
or pass it off for Douglas. the
shoe man?
-or DR.. Sloan, the liniment maker?
or get Painter Mistretta to alter
the phiz a bit and call it Martin Behr.
man, the Doodle boss burgomaster?
Il the Little Tempus will apply to all
future public issues the policy it pur-
sued with regard to the school-bond
and decline to discuss them be-
cause it sshas friends on both sides?',
f Jimmie didn't get that inspisation
from the profane and irreyerent drum I
ner who was asked by the minister |
whether he wanted to go to heaven or I
10 hell?
land who replied that it didn It
make much difference, as he had I
friends in both plaees2
Whether it was personal friend ship I
Or the parish printing lash hat kept /
The Tempus on the fence with it's mouth t
closed?
Il it wasn't the crack of the same t
persuader that brought the half-pay I
official journal around with sharp /
turn when it started out to roast the I
atorial boss for his New Or I
leans antics?
II the Home Rulers wouldn't have I
liked to have had the 10000 dis
franchised Republican votes which /
enabled the Y. NJ. D. A. and Citizens'
League to carry New Orleans?
# that disfranchisement chicken /
1asn't come home to roost alongside
he Democratic rooster?
Whether the Citizens, Leaguers
nightn't find way TO go behind the
.eturns If they had the thing to go
over again?
Il u Isn't poor policy to go back on
, faithful friend in polisies as in any
hing else?
II the Home Rulers weren't sadly
in their selection Of an
smblem?
Who'll be engaged to write the
spltaph for inscription on their little
nonumeata /