Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1904-07-01
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If Port Arthur don't quit falling, i
may get hurt.
The thermometer reminds people
that the good old summer time ii
here.
There are people who, when the,
cannot run campaign, want to ruI
amuck.
Rumors OF big battles in the Fa
East continue to be exploded ever,
little while.
What a blessing it would be if some
of the Internal political machine
would explode.
The suppression of pool room
leaves just that much more for tn,
gold brick men.
Russell Sage says that vacations are
harmful. From what standpoint, phys
ical or financial, Russell?
The Massachusetts Legislature ha
passed a law to abolish grating
Whose graft is that law?
Who is the most popular girl to day
in the United States? Why, from al
reports it is the Gibson girl.
Experience" you know, ais gooc
teacher" but the only trouble with it
is, that there are not en- ough vacations
A diller, a dollar, Standard oil scholar
why comes your oil so high? ?"
60 well, you see, Mr. Rockefeller, he
Just needs the coin, that's why"
What's the use OF working hare
nowadays. Just open up an office ant
have people send you the money by
mail.
If John Alexander Dowie will in
sist upon preaching outside of his owr
Zion, he must cultivate pugilism anG
sprinting.
Russia's denial that she uses float
ing mines is easily believed. Russis
has difficulty just now in keeping any
thing aaoat.
A piano factory is to be one of Sc
attle's industries. Just think of it!
And d. s. Johnston already there
Glad we live in Olympia.
The Sioux have adopted Miss Alice
Roosevelt as a princess. There is nj
such incident related in "The Hunt
ing Trips OF Ranchman."
The Butte Miner asks TEDDY" tt
don his rough.rider outfit, take th'
Damascus blade off the wall and hit
himself to Colorado. But will he?
Having called out her reserves
Russia may be expected to be more re-
served than ever about giving out
news OF what is going on at the front
We were surprised when We went t
the butcher shop the other morning
The price OF meat hadn't been raised
since we was there the morning be
fore.
There seems to be growing feelin.
in behalf of general ame endment t
the federal constitution covering al
marriage, all divorce and all sexua
relations.
Olympia has all extremely careful
watchman. He wouldn't think o
going to sleep anywhere except direct
ly underneath an automatic fire
sprinkler.
The campaign managers will no
overlook the fact that 200,00O womer
in four States of the Union will cas-
their ballots for presidential election
this year.
When " talking weather" always bt
sure OF your man. What would be 4
lovely day to man who sells UNI
brellas would not be so considered by
a sandwich dispenser.
In New Haven bank tellers, clerks
bookkeepers and others will be re
quired to take an annual vacation
They will also be required, no debut
to pay their own expenses.
Bourke Cochran declared in a lee
ture delivered in New York City, tha
he preferred polygamy to the divorce
evil. A great many people prefer th'
divorce to the Cochran evil.
The prediction that this would be .
year OF calamities is being frightfull.
fulfilled. The destruction of the Gen
eral Slocum and the appalling loss o
life will thrill the world with horror.
Mr.. Sherry OF the White River Jour
nal has sold the paper to o. M. Moore
of Seattle. We wish Mr.. Sherry ant
family the best OF luck wherever the,
may locate. Sherry here is our -
II Rockefeller succeeds in his at
tempt to control all mines of tn
earth, perhaps he will become phil
authropist eventually and present
few parks to cities that do not nee,
them.
Tue man who sneers at the mother
in-law is paying mighty poor comp
liment to his choice OF a wife. A ba,
mother-in.law is usually the creatio,