New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-07-11
MIR. BRYAN's FEARS

When David Bennett Hill declared
That platforms, were like sagsases.
with Gh'G oFna, aeG9dief bass PIsgaFed
Twas then I felt that ne would view
Nv charger a hobby horse
Although way back in ~,
Yes from the first
l feared the Wurst.
o, sharper than the serpe1t's tooth.
And duiler than hens. in truth,
A platform allied with platItude.
In words now stern. now pidtul-
They growied they viewed out OF data
a platform n A4 TiS35o c jI5T5rs.,
feared the wurst
I urged my silver money plank
As something that was bona ade-
They muttered something as to crank
And put in one bolospahed.
As Hin remarked. when sausage Is
Composed, one hates TO follow tt
Bat n here's rl this puGsent link see whizzl
feared the wurst
y sausage? Fun Of meat IN scraps
some of them allegovical.
And some that should be canned perhaps,
saus3Eee Let that statement be
BY calmer Judgment qualified
The product turned out seems TO ma
10 De quite mo hS' tam roma Ian d..
feared the wurst
-(Chicago Tribune
Old Mother Smiles-at-Woc the Oldest member
of the Winnebago Tribe IS living with her peonIe
on a reservation in Nebraska She is one hundred
and seven years old. and is the only living Indian.
far known. who was with the ORIGINAL six
Nations in New-YorlS State The wirnebagos had
their origin in the famous old Iroquois, and in
their unhappy presentations. ending at the Ne
braska reservation Mother Smiles at-Woe has re-
mained with them. She has stunned the vices
which the younger people have acquired. and to
this fact is ascribed her longevity
A REMARKABLE FEAT
Col Aha
w manys the time I've stood for three days
MY sakes! Grandpa! hope you had your shoes
on!-(Brooklyn Life
The beard OF Valentine TapIey is almost twice
as long rs he is tall. and he is proud of his Pc
cular distinction He lives ct Frankfort Mo
and the beard. which is the longest In the world
Is moro than eleven feet in length II has remained
untrimmed since the Civil War Mr. TapIey lives
In the district represented in Congress by Charnp
Clark. and is close friend OF the statesman. He
preserves his beard by wrapping it from the chin
down in silk braid. rolling it UP and wearing it
under his shirt bosom.
.He 9lfi there; Booker glad to you Somebody
has conferred LII. u. You. Is that sou Yes.
Hanged If I'm not glad it was conferred You're
the kind Of a fellow like 10 see go up in the world
but by degrees. "-(Toledo New5-Iee
Bishop Talbot tells a story of n man he had met
while bishop OF Idaho. who wanted the bishops
opinion on the probability OF his wife's going 10
heaven. The bishop said he told this Mlssourian
that he was pretty his wife would reach there
and suggested that 10 be confirmed. too. in order
to take the same path NO" said the bishops
friend. I'm not good enough. but ii my wife gets
there and the gates shut can't get in she'll
raise HI
int Too Much t9r Her G t Why are You
lost my faith in the Bible" replied ire child. I
can never have the old fo9dpess, the old hope
again" But. my darling, perhaps can explain.
Tell me what has destroyed your faith and I may
be able to- No. no. 1t cannot he. / have bee
reading about Naomi. and tlnd that it refers to
aid.
The tocsin was the signal for war in old times
The antitoxn is the' best defence against tetanus
in present conditions.
Tip to Observation-Disclosures have you got
that automobile horn for?
Athletic Tratner-Oh crack jumper is going
20 try Tor the record. We think he'll jump at least
three Feet further IL he hears this horn behind hm
-(Puck,