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The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-05-25
PRESBYTERIAN UNION.

The general assembly Of the Pres
byteri?n church ia session at Buffalo
sends word to the general assembly
in session at Mobile that il has adop
ted with only one dissenting voict
a resolution removing "all dispersion.
and charges of any and every kind
made by previous assemblies reflect
ing GA the Christian character of tbs
southern Presbyterian church, and is
ready at any time to consider the sub.
iact of closer relations" The brother
~ message was received with ap
plause. Ii may lead in time to the
reunion OF those whom the civil war
divided
In 1861 the Presbyterian general
assembly adopted resolutions strong
ly condemning secession That was
Immediately followed by the oriiani
cation of the Presbyterian church IN
the confederate states of America.
Many harsh words We're said on both
sides during the war ana when it clos
"a there was So much bitterness that
reunion was out of the question In
1882 the northern Preshyterians
agreed to take back all they had sale
about schism and heresy, but no
what they had said about loyalty ana
rehelio1, That did not satisfy thf
southern brethren. A younger gen
Grafton is willing to expunge all I'M
kind remarks which We're made in the
heat Of passion Time has done her
healing work al last
theological differences do not di
vide The wo great bodies Past bit
ternesses have almost disappeared. II
there we're no negroes In the country
there would be uo doubt Of speedy
reunion but some phase Of the Negro
question may obtrude itself and keep
the churches apart
There is a fair prospect Of the union
Of the Cumberland PRESBYTERIAN
church. with $4,000 communicates
with The Presbyterian church in ths
north Ii has made an overture tol
reunion That church seeded in Isle
because of differences as to the edu
cational quaHhcaticrs OF ministers
and also as to doctrinal questions, EX-
IRENE Calvanism was repugnant T.
the seceders. They rejected the doc
trine Of eternal unconditional election
ana reprobation and asserted the uni
versatility Of the atonement But the
creed Of the Presbyterian church ha
been so modified and softened down
that ii should not he Objectionable U
the Cumberland Presbyterian church
If the different Presbyterian nodle
could be blended into one the 10
fuence and the power for good Of thai
great denomination would he In
creased. All oyertures in the dlrec
ton If union are laudlble Chicago
Tribune
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-05-25

Mr. Cleverly have great joke on
my Wife I've just bought her hat
for 50 and had it sent home with a
fifteen dollar mark on it, She'll never
know the difference Mrs Cleyerly
Qaterl Harold, dear, guess | would
better buy my own hats after this, |
could have done q good deal better
for SO. You've been aWfully cheated.
Why. saw this very same hat in the
window With a five dollar mark on it,
Detroit Free Press
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-05-25
Taking No Chances.

A canny Scot got on a tramcar, in
tending to make the fun journey. cost
ing pence, but only took a penny
ticket and renewed it twice ut the end
Of each stage On the last stage the
conductor demonstrated with him, say
he ought TO have taken out a threepen-
ny ticket at the beginning of his jour
ney and saved unnecessary trouble.
Ma. ma" said the Scot. Had | dune
sac and yer cable had broken doun
micht hae lost ma thruppence; but, as
it is, | Gamma lose mair than ae penny"
london Standard
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-05-25
PEOPLE AND THEIR DolNcS.

e II Smith, Jr, editor Of The Ben
ton. Mo. Bee. who Us only . year Of
age. has bean elected a member Of
the Missouri Press Association.
Henry hewitt. one Of the guards at
the St Louis exposition kept tab On
.he questions asked him one day Last
week and found when night came that
he had received 1875 questions
The friends # Ex-Governor VIM. II
Merriam. of Minnesota are urging
him for Mr. Cortclu's place ia Prosi
lent RoOsevelts cabinet Governor
Merriam was uatil recently suparin
tendeut Of the census bureau
Lady Violet Elliott. daughter Of The
earl IF Mimic, governor general Il
Canada, 4 a dashing eqrstrienne
aud accomplished whip At the re-
cent horse show In Montreal she won
first prize for Allan Forbes, Of Boa
ton. by riding bis gray pony Bsadiso
Harlan T. Han # St Paul, one Of
The pioneer editors Of the northwest
has written a political history Of Min
aeaota, which g. now in press lie has
been active in newspaper work f.
come forty years and is probably as
well qualified fer the task a. any
man in the state
Prof Melville Thugt- ~ Cook ~ he
department Of biology Of Dep1uw uni
yersity Greencastle. Ind, has accep-
TED a position with the Cuban govern
ment as chief pathologist, which car
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-05-25
THE EVILS OF GOVERNMENT,

The General Federation Of Woman
clubs in session at st. Louis has giy
en forth some strong sentiments on
some of the evils Of politics. Gov
Yates "slush fund. raised by
system Of assessments upon state
employees, and his determined effort
in making the management OF state
institutions subseryient to the pollti
cal machine OF which he Is the head
we're denounced in vigorous language
by Mrs. Imogene B. Oakley, Of Phila.
delphia. This lady also touched upon
the evils of graft in the big cities
'the spells system, which means pro
lection To vice aud the encouragement
Of crime" AS a remedy for these
evils she advised "a system Of com
petitiye examination among candl
dates for office instead of appoint
ment by favor can be trusted TO do as
much for honest government in Amer
lea as ii has done already In England.
No good young man will go into the
service as hong as the spells system
IS pracuced So long as rotation IN
Office is practiced we will have no
trained statesmen
And yet rotation In Office is the
very essence Of the American system
Of government the most important Of
the distinguishing features be
Z tween the American system an !
the European system II has
/ It's evils. Of course, but b.
/ is also barrier to other and
/ greater evils Rotation in office is
/ the peoples exercise of power to
4 eradicate or prevent evils of govern
meut from fastening themselves upon
the body polite, and it forces upon
those IN authority a sense Of respOusl
1 bility to the people which they dare
not ignore and win not ignore If they
are held 10 a rigid accounting Of their
stewardship by the press which
should be at all times and IN all
things the peoples conscientious ad
wiser At long range we may see onll
The beauties Of a system under whict
bureaucracy and an official class hold
permanent and nnlsputed sway; bat
what evils Of misgoveument and cor
ruption may flourish under II with liI
! tie danger Of discovery and correct i9r
/ ran aqgftv he frnauiuaI TTndar trt.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-05-25

u must provoke our muiilbillion
aires that the earth is SO awkward a
shape of fencing.
Fiery man mas a neck und sooner
or later he viii gifts it dare.-Dnkei
spiel
To get the best results why rot put
a corn doctor at the head OF the agri
cultural Department.
Il don't know about a growing
hen, says the Manymk philosopher
but a whistling girl cant stop troll
ley car. Philadelphia Record
our minister seems TO be such an
altruist," said Mrs OldcastIe. us
he?" replied her hostess. Il thought
BY the sound Of his voice that he was
a bass -Chieaeo Recard-lerald
The surest road to health, say what
they will,
Is never to suppose We shall be ill.,
Most Of those evils VIE poor mortals
know
From doctors and Imagination flow
Churchill
I shot an arrow into the air,
It tell to earth, know not where,
Till a neighbor came and raised a row
Because / shot his Jersey COW.
I breathed a song into the air;
1t fell 10 earth / know not where,
rim Edison came and gave me the
laugh
He had il In his phonograph
Yale Record
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-05-25

In the American CltizeG's attitude 10.
ward his dest to the state at least so
far as the Itch are concerned IS per
ceiyed a steadily strengthening I'M
clinauoa to make fever and less in.
sistent demands upon himself. He 1i1-
cards tAe hush seaae ct honor re-
quired ~ hiss social code and resorts
to various deysc scarcely stoppIn4
short of downright perjury to dodg
the tax colsctor Boston Advertiser
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-05-25

= London bacteriologist has lost be
tween St Paul and Chicago a tin ear
containing several thtusand bacilli OF
re bubonic p,abue which be tool
from dead bodies In thu East and was
taking home for experiment In then
csslfrie ana Investigation. This neg
ligence misht prove very serious
thing fHr this country Should the lost
liz can fall into tae hands of some
curious TefsOn who would open the
box to examine its contents the plague
germs might be the means of starting
an epidemic. Years ago a Massachu
sets entomoligist, engaged in the
study Of the methods Of propagation
and the habits Of pesiiferous insects
carelessly laid in his window a sheet
of paper on which were some insect
eggs that had been sent 10 him from
Europe. A gust of wind lifted the pa
per aud bore il away. never TO be re
covered. From the eggs on that bit
of paper were hatehed the larvae
which mlde the gypsy mott" q
plague to Massachusetts farmers, and
for the determination Of which the
state has expended hundreds of thon
sands OF dollars, and the pest still
remains. The scientists who make
50 familiar with dangerous germs
shoald be scrupuIpusly careful with
them.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-05-25

Quadrjcycle Fire Enulne.

A quadricycle, composed OF two tan
dem BICYCLES arranged side by side
has been invented in Paris to serve as
a fire engine In cases of emergency. Il
is worked by four men, and is fitted up
with the necessary hose pipes aud
fittings. which occupy the space be-
tween the riders. On reaching the
scene Of action it will Re the work OF
minute to bring the hose pipes into
play on the fire.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-05-25

Because Gen Miles has been
flirting with the Democracy, the
Prohibition convention which
will meet at Springfield today and
tomorrow will not invite him, MOI
endorse him for the presidency The
Prohibition party is just like ether
girls. Hearing that her beau has
dared to look admiringly upon an
other, she will not even give him
a chance to explain,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-05-25
nnuhie Neo,nrc OF JOY.

"Rut your hero and heroine get mar
ried in the middle Of the story How
do you expect the public 10 keep on
being interested in a book like thatf'
".Ah," said the new aueiior, but they
yet divorced in the last chapter and
live happily ever after. So, you see,
the reader is made twice glad for one
price Of admission" Chicago Record
Herald.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-05-25

Another massacre has occurred IN
lac Philippines. Flfty-three men,
women and children were killed by
Mtfos, being surprised while asleep
But Gen. Woods latest says All
Moros in the valley are at work ana
friendly.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-05-25


~ par, although the Eglishman a general thing
~ he is engaged certain air Of au
~ thoriy and PROPRlETOislllP which the Amer
l%I dreams Of any period of his career
lover or Ey En- AS A HUSBAND.
feel that in the English marriage the word "oby'
spelled with big 90 for the principal point of the brides
duties and the fancee cheerfuy ready begin practice
her obligations If she tries rebel her mother and friends,
haps her berohed himself call her with the threat
that she doesn't take SHE WILL LOSE HER OP
PORTUNITY.
Say that American girl and what walls roofs would
her She would that young mans rings and let
before hour and know him the time she met
him. But with the English girl different heredy and dferet
training have produced entirely different temperament She also
has nsensby gathered from the mutual dmeanor Of her father and
mother the standard of matrimonial and obligations She
pcrceyes her mothers duty defer all things to her
father provide for his physical comfort the expense perhaps
Of her own; TO COAX CAJOLE PERSUADE OR DECEIVE
HIM into conscnting entertainment expedition new gown
visitor The father little Jupiter and the mother
eyed Juno" whose principal virtue amiabe subnsion and
whose principal study is how reunvent the lhunderer
OF the girl accepts father the highest and nobe
type husband her mother the INEVITABLE type OF wife,
and her character mods itself insensby these limitations and
upon these nes She becomes another attentive submissive furye
wife like her mother the charming English wife Of Engishman
But make the marriage International and the domestic machine
declines any time honod broad gauge engine
VIII cannot adapt itself gauge road and fearful
iotine with very likely CATASTROPHE II THE End will
be the result of TRYING to make it.
THE ENelsHMANs ESTIMATE or WOMAN. HER RIoHro HER
PRIVILEGES HER DUTIES is ALTOGETHER DIFFERENT FROM
AMERICAN WHATEVER HIS OUTWARD oEMeANoR
OR OTHER COUNTRIES HIS UNDERLYING cofvIc-
TON is THAT WOMAN IS THs Lesser MAN"
If the bright keen and well educated he looks upon her
as phenomenon and rather undesirable AS A WIFE
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-05-25

The Bulletins Barlow (kyl cor
respondent says this morning \
good many OF your papers come
here and the people clamor toI
them.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-05-25

The Electrical eel lives in such
courses OF the Amazon and Orinoco
as ara warm and sluggish Crews %
De six feet long and hablually kills
with its battery more fish than II
can eat Some authorities 10 not
class il WIN ordinary cells but it
seems to have their habits. rs cleo
trical organs lie in the tail, are re-
markabN well developed and can give
shock that will stan a creature
much larger than itself Like other
electrical fishes however j. needs
time for rest ana rourlshment after
1t has employed its battery before the
latter again is at full strength.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-05-25

"How gracefully young Ssiyett
raises his hat"
II wish he could raise the price or
the hat half as gracefully" Cleveland
Plain Dealer
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-05-25

oliver Cromwell had four daugh-
fers. Bridget. Elizabeth. Mary and
Frances. aud four sons. Robert, oliver
Richard ANA Henry The male line
was extinguished in 1921, With oliver
Cromwell. of Chestnut who was great
grandson at Henry the Youngest Of
the above sons But many families
in England today trace descent TO the
daughters, especially to Bridget and
Frances. ana il IS quite possible that
some of these descccjants have come
10 the United States,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-05-25

mr. Claudio Piulla, who took
prominent part in the settlement Of
the Acre question has been made
minister Of foreign affairs In Bolivia
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-05-25
Fell Into Luck,

Artist What a beautiful place this
Is, i suppose You came here for the
ylew? Old Lady No, wasn't consult
ed. | was born here
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-05-25

1t Is estimated that the population
Of British Somaliland is about go 600
Its area IS about $1,000 square miles
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-05-25

All Illinois Central, Mobile & Ohio
and Cotton Belt trains arrive and de,
part from Central stHtion. corner OF
Second street and Ohio Leyee.
All Big Four and Iron Mountain
trains arrive and depart from the
Union station, Second street and Com.
mercial avenue.
Mail may be deposited in the box at
the transfer station, located at Cen
trail station. 20 minutes before the de.
pGrWre OF any train.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-05-25
USEFUL INFORMATION.

In this department all manner Of useful IN
formation viii be briefly given every dsy, any
question asked by readers concerning any Of
the multitudiuous affairs Of daily life will re
ceige careful consideration
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-05-25

To make COW hide iato leather il
IS soaked ia wafer Ia soften it, and
every trace Of flesh is scraped from
it. Next it is kept in warm room
ill decomposition begins. this is to
loosen the hair, or is treated with
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-05-25

That necessary yet elusive bit If
property called an umbrella is not
a modern invention Some forms Of
umbrellas have been found in the ex
cavntions If Nineveh
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-05-25

Alexander County, Population 22,e65.
County Judge. VIM s DEWEY.
County Clerk. JESSE Il. MILLER.
Circuit Clerk, LEE h. DAVIS.
Sheriff. JAS. s. ROCHE
Coroner. DIR. JAS. N. McMANuS
Assessor and Treasurer. FRANK II.
DAVIS.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-05-25
OFFICIAL DIRECTORY
Cairo, Alexander County Illinois, Pop
uIation 49,: AZ.

Mayor, CLAUDE WINTER
Clerk. Il. a. HATCHER
Comptroller, p. Z. Powell
Police Magistrate, ]. H. ROBINSON
Chief of Police T. b. PRICE.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-05-25
* YEARS AGO TODAY.
from The Bulletin Of May %, 1859

Henry Porter writes an accom- Of
murder OF an old aegf0 by his two
1na near BirmisGham XIV The BOYS
had stolen an a. and the OH 'Asr
compelled them to return it to it,
owaer aud gave them a good llogging
While the old man wac slooplng ~
Ole hls hoe ,Eo Of the boys struck
him with au az. dragged the body
some distance and buried it IN a
brush heap The boys were found IL
the acr of obliteratinE the evidence Of
their crime
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-05-25

New Orlean hle voted $500 worth
% poisoned sausage for stray dogs.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-05-25

Board of County Commissioners.
JOHN A. MILLER. Chairman,
JOHN A. BOURGEOIS,
Or. j. f. CAUSE.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-05-25
The American Lover
And the English Lover
By MRS. FIR ANk LESLIE

He British lover and the American lover about on
a par although the Englishman, a general thing,
assumes as soon as he engaged certain air Of au
thority and PROPRlETORSlIlP which the Amer-
can never dreams Of any period Of his career
lover or EVEN AS A HUSBAND.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-05-25

NJ. a O from South. NJ & 0. going S'th
No. 2, l;26 pmaNo /, 1886 pm,
No, 4, 2.20 am. No. 3, 2;09 am.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-05-25

NJ, 4 O from North NJ. & o going Nth
No. /, l:3l pm No. .. 1854 pm.
No. 81, 2:0i am. No 4 2;25 am.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-05-25

I shot an arrow into the air,
1t tell to earth, know not where,
Till a neighbor came and raised row
Because / shot his Jersey COW.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1904-09-22
A. J. Fanta, The Tailor, 10 n Sth st
June % IF.

June % tt.
! Charles Baetz returned to Milwaukee
in the fore part of the week after visit
I in this city.
Under the new ordinance recently
passed 1914 automobiles are registered in
Milwaukee.
The only disturbance during the fair
was that created by one drunk. " He
was fined 81.
Mr.. John Bahnsen left for St Louis
on Sunday to spend IL few days at the
Worlds Fair.
10000 damages We're awarded to
property owners in the Two Rivers con
demnation case.
Sunday afternoon Archbishop Mess
mer and Rev. Trault his secretary, re
/ turned TO Milwaukee.
F.A Dennette ami F. Chesebro of She
boygan transacted business here III the
fore part of the week
Francis J. Nash left for New Jersey
on Monday to lesume his studies 1t
Princeton university.
NJ IS Blanch Schuette left for Mlwau
lee Monday noon and is now student
at Milwaukee Downer.
Mr.. and Mrs Harry Harendeen Of
Milwaukee returned home on Friday,
after visit in this city.
Miss Mabel Smalley of Sleepy Eye,
Mimi, returned home Saturday after
an extended stay in this city.
Miss Alma Lehnard and the Misses
Della and Amanda Tom of MilwauhD e
visited with friends here this week.
After week. visitin this city Mr.. ana
Mrs Abe Wallach returned to Milwau-
liee on Thursday evening, last week.
Have you visited the Dress Cutting
School at POS n. SthSt?
] Michael Domaine recently resigned
his position as shipping clerk at the G..
& n. w. freight depot to accept u
position with the Wisconsin Chair Com
pany.
PIHARDsON'S RUGS are the Best
made in all grades Handsoncst patterns
and wear longest. Soll here by Ne nd
lik Il Mullho!land.
Nh nt N
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1904-09-22
LOCAL AND PERSONAL

DR.. Taugher, Torrison Building.
Miss A. Gauger " as at Sheboygan on
Saturday.
The weather has been decidedly cool
this week.
Monday noon John Schroeder went to
Sheboygan.
Judge Kirwan is holding Circuit court
at Sheboygan.
Miss M. E. Conway returned to Cleve-
land last week.
E. R. Schneider left for Fort Akin
son on Monday.
On Monday Miss L. E. Stearns left
for Milwaukee.
Will Dicke returned from Valparaiso.
Ind, on Friday.
j. A. johnson of Oshkosh was here on
business Monday.
Ed. Lanihan returned from Saginaw,
Mich, this week.
A son was born to Mr. and Mrs Claude
Dunlap on Sunday
Mr.. and Mrs. Ben Brennan of Oconto
were here on Friday.
Miss Lilly Becker returned t, Sle
boygan Monday noon.
B. A. Dempsey transacted business at
Sheboygan on Monday.
Friday evening Theodore Zschetzsche
returned to Sheboygan.
On Friday twins were born to Mr..
and Mrs. Wenzel Zeman.
Mr. George Kahrs was IL caller at the
PILOT Office on Tuesday.
Otto Schroeder of Chicago is visiting
with relatives in the city
Mr.. Albert Svanica of Cato called at
the PILOT Office Monday.
Have you visited the Dress Cutting
School at 2Os N. sth ST?
Miss Pleasant of Neenah visited with
Mrs. Frank Jones this week
Ed Kellner was at Clintonville over
Sunday, visiting his brother.
On Saturday Herman Schuette tran
sacted business at Sheboygan.
Mr.. Henry Hill of franklin called at
the PILOT Office last Thursday.
Oscar Saelik recently left for Mlwau-
To- l.. /.
Monday morning Miss Margaret
Doolan returned from Appleton.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1904-09-22

Rev - G. Jones went to Milwaukee,
Tuesday morning From there he went
tu liolicUu Ia attend the meeting Of the
Milwaukee Pre-bytery.
Mrs. Frank Under returned from u
Milwaukee, visit few days ago.
Miss Katherine Anton returned from
u visitat Chicago this week.
Mrs. j. ] Clark visited with friends
AT kewaunee this week.
John Smalley transacted business at
Green Bay on Tuesday.
The American league baseball season
ended Tuesday. st. Paul won the first
honors.
Misc Viola knueppner of Chicago.
who * visiting here was ut Brillion and
returned Monday.
Misses Julia Xeman and Emma Kozel
are visiting with relatives and friends at
kelnersylle Before returning nome
they will visit Clars's Mills
The governor has appointed John
Perry Of Algolna probate Judge for
kewaunee county. The office had been
vacant for several months
Tue day morning Mr., and Mrs. Rein
hart Rahr left for Milwaukee.
Dir. II, A Simon returned from Reeds
villo Wednesday morning.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1904-09-22
Pleasant TO the Taste.

One Of the most important require.
ments In medicine to b. given to
small children should be that 1t Is pleas
sat to take. Bad tasting medicines
disturb the stomach. destroy the sppe.
tite and 1t is extremely difficult to get
children to take them. The pleasant
flavor Of Re-Go Tonic Laxative Syrup
the certain euro for dyspepsia, constips.
ton. and biliousness pleases the most
sensitive persons and Is the ideal laxative
for young children. Sold by Henry
Hinrichs. Druggist.