Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1904-12-10

Record.
He-If 1 triee to kiss you would
you call for help ?-She-Would you
need it?-Smart Set.
Mrs. Buye-Have you any low even
ing gowns? Saleslady-Low cut or
low price, madam ?-Boston Post.
The Debutante-I think she's just as
pretty as she can be. The Wallfiower
Mosy girls are.-Detroit Free Press.
Between the acts: Governess-Well,
MaYJorie, have you done crying? Mar
jorIe-No, 1 haven't. I'm only resting
Punch.
didn't you feel like killing the
wsiter when he stood you up for q
tip?" eyes. l felt like giving him
no quarter. "-Cornell Widow.
$50 Jagsby has absconded. Another
good man gone wrong" Nonsense
It's merely a bad man who has been
found out. "-Philadelphia Ledger.
Mrs. Wackum - How did that
naughty boy of yours hurt himself?
Mrs. Snspper-That good little boy of
yours hit him on the head with a
brick.-Tit-Bits.
$50 y<u think your country will be
lost?" Il haven't quite made up my
mind" answered the King of Corea,
whether it is going to be lost, stray
ed, or stnlen."-Washington Star.
Ma-Oh, how cruel! In India they
whip children with young palm-trees.
Willie-Huh! Don't you spank me
with your palm? And it amt such 8
young palm, either.-Boston Post.
Marriage" remarked the morslizer
sis lottery "Yes," rejoined the de
moralizer, but It's one of the games
of chance that clergy men do not try K
discourage. "-CincinpAt Enquirer.
Passenger - Why don't you pro
n nounce the names of the stations 81
O that we can understand item? Brake
o man-What do you expect for thirt
n dollars a month"; college professor?
n He-Yes, remembered you at ono
y as the girl l was engaged to in tn
!; mountains some seasons ago. "Wha
d remarkable memory for faces 20
d have, haven't you" MOTOR rings.
i IL wonder if he's really of any us
Il in the world" remarked the girl i
Ii blue. "Oh, yes" replied the practices
girl in gray; "he can be used to max
IL other men jealous. Chicago Evenin
Post.
q Are you at all familiar with Plato
40 asked Mrs. Oldcastle. mo, that's OF
thing Josiah always blames me 70
n He says 1 never make real clos
n. friends with anybody. "-Philadelph
go Ledger.
I'd Kate-Charley and Bessie are vel
ne fond of each other. Bertha-Rath
be 10y they are both very fond of Cha
en- ley. 1t is case of two souls with b
at Il single thought, you know.-BostC
IL Transcript.
Mamma-Why did you take lit
Ter brothers. candy and eat it up? WI
he didn't you ask him If you could ha
Tas it? Little Alice-Why, did, MANN
'rk and he said l couldn't"-Cincinn'
no Commercial-Tribune
me He-I suppose you hold that m
''o should never deceive his wife? She
Oh. no, 1 wouldn't go as far as tn
10 How would it be possible for the av
~ age man to get wife if he didn't I
Us ceive her?-Boston Transcript.
;tb Mrs. Colls-And when you told b
DIN was married did he seem to be S
ry? Friend-Oh. yes; he said so gu
cas franklyl Mrs. Colls-Did he real
he Friend-Yes, indeed-he said he "
mr. extremely sorry, although he did
10 know the man personally!
her mo, thank you" said Miss De MI
she 81 don't care to meet any new you
18th men," "Myw exclaimed Miss GadC
hus You are select all of a suddenr' IN
is replied Miss De Mure, glancing dres
ily at her new ring. I've merely b.
as selected all of a sudden.-Philadelp
me Press.
Tree Another brute: Mrs. Pretty-Isn'
,io strange? Mrs. Beauti has not put
"a Ia mourning for her husband. Mr.. P
ty-I understand that her late /
lich pano particularly .equo' ~
lade should not MIS- rely NJ - -.
suppose he knew now loVely sne W.
. look in it.-PickMe-Up.
"You ought to have place in gr
OPERA" remarked the sarcastic pas
and ger who was trying to read. "O'
lies, don't know" replled tne lat p'
r in across the aisle, who was giving
his imitation of a song. 1--WE got p
time In Grand Rapids that's good emo