The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1904-11-03

Myrtflla IN her evening gown
In proud indeed to show
A pair of shoulders most supsfe
And white ~ driven snow.
know the sfmile Ia true.
For when l grew 20 bold
As to confess my love l foand
The shoulder Icy cold
How He AeteA.
How did he act when he proposeAr
asked Miss Parafane.
"Finest acting | ever SAW exclaimed
Miss Koikash. "For a moment thought
he had forgotten about my money and
really loved me."-Indianapolis Sun.
Econony.
The Husband-whati You don't meaD
20 say those furs were $3007
Eyes. but I'm going to be very care
full Of them. In fact, I ordered another
set for only 500 30 as to keep these fos
best."-Life.
The Sensible Pessss.
Can't fiattsr Mr.. Possum.
Wen he settin' on de tree
I'm ] tell him dat he lookin'
Des de besf ! ever see.
He climb q nr higher.
En- he wink his eye at me.
I'm he say. MY he'lt' In better
At de distance what you seer
Atlanta Constitution
Nataral I~sferencs.
The Doctor-When my wife and I
were flrst married
The Professor-Then you and your
wife have been married occasionally
since. have youi-Chicago Tribune.
Qualinel.
Employer-Yes: 1 advertised for q
strong boy. Think you will fli the bilIi
Appiicant-weii. I just finished lick
In nineteen other applicants but In Dc
hall.-Philadelphia Inquirer.
More THAI Bneugh.
He was used to the cheap table d'hote,
And he spilled his champagne on he
c'hote.
When asked. "Are you drownedr.
He resentfuiiy frowned:
well. no." he replied. "I can f'hote."
Cincinnati Commercial Tribune.
Fools and Money.
Shea fool and his money are sooa
parted.
He-True. and a fool and Der money
are soon wedded.-yonlers Statesman
Her FirEf Proposal.
Madge-Was she z ID when he I'D
her the old. old story;
Marjorie-You bet she wsa WY
that girl never heard 1t before Tue
That's the Stough.
A sailor. old. srizzled and tough.
Was ordered to stand by and Tough.
But he said. with a sheer.
As he chewed the mate'a ear.
Ell don't want none of your gosiahf"
Chicago TribunA
Hin Get Down.
ibid the duke get down on his knees
when he asked you to marry himr'
"Mercy. moi He got down Brad
street's."-Chicag0 Record Herald.
As II Happens.
thinks a good deal Of money. doesn't
he?"
3 much that he even has checks on
his clothes. Brooklyn Eagle.
Speculation.
In modern speculation
Iour language you must choose:
It's an investment II you win.
But gambling IL you lose.
-Streattr (Tll.) Independent Star.
sanTI ARorS "a
johnson says he writes for poster
ity"
Yes; he has an income Of a dollar a
day Atlanta Constitution.
Little ness.
Some men are so small that they are
almost justified In expecting to slip
through the gates of heaven without
being seen.-Denver News.
who wouIdF
She d. IS not speak to him. not she.
But what could you expectf
He answered her r. s. v. p.
BY telegram-collect.
New York Times.
Her Estimate.
Husband--EoW much will IL cost to
give that dinner partyf
WifA-How much have you got7-De
troit Free Press.
Their Gain. Not Ours. )
First Tfeatcreaar - This play wal
takeu trohl the Italian.
Secord Ditto-Lucky Italians!-Smart
Set.
A C.iGl &C..
Her herc gear nov . strangely great:
1t Tits and v.c4 , La mad delight.
Bit queries, us my hf / on straight
For II II 10 II isn't riyht!''
-Washington 0tar.
His Occupation.
II v works. does bef'
~Oh. yes; he works any one he can
~ anything he can."-Chicayo Post.
The Uu~sttatrablc.
Now. wnat IS n-n.aD hi ppinessf
Afar ne contemplate It.
ITS what GO o,ter fellow has
Who can't appreciate II.
Newark Newa