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The Corvallis times. (Corvallis, Or.) 1888-1909, 1904-11-09
A Sequence Of Titles.

a German periodical states that
very strange but none the less true
fact is that the predecessor Of the late
Queen Victoria Of England was at one
and the same time William l., IL, LII.
and ". He was William I. of Hano-
yer, William II. Of Ireland, William
III. Of Scotland and William ". of
England
The Corvallis times. (Corvallis, Or.) 1888-1909, 1904-11-09
A sen.itixe conscience.

4 Sensitive Conscience.
Carrie Goodness, It's that horrid old
bore, wilkins. Tell him have gone
out. Belle-No, I won't tell a story,
but win say that you have not come
back yet.
The Corvallis times. (Corvallis, Or.) 1888-1909, 1904-11-09
For Sale.

Oae four year old filly, one large
mare, one work horse, one yearling
colt. two COWS, one three and quar-
ter inch wagon and one colt. Hav-
ing 10 use Tor the above viii sell
cheap.
Spencer Bicknell.
Corvallis.
The Corvallis times. (Corvallis, Or.) 1888-1909, 1904-11-09
Her Secrets.

"Never tell a secret dear. It would
be great breach Of confidence"
ssrWhat must I do with 1t, mamma p
s.Well-bring It to mew
The Corvallis times. (Corvallis, Or.) 1888-1909, 1904-11-09
Corvallis X Eastern
Railroad
Gard Number %.

For Yaquina:
Train leaves Albany. y.......I2:45 p. m
&c Corvallis. las p. m
&c arrives Yaquina. $40 P. m
Returning:
Leaves Yaquina. ........ 7:15 a. m
Leaves Corvallis. 1890 a. m
Arrives Albany. y............ .I2:I5 P. n
3 For Detroit:
Leaves Albany. ............... 100 p. IN
Arrives Detroit. ............... 500 p. m
from Detroit:
Leaves Detroit. oit..o..........6:3o a. m
Arrives Albany HIS a. N
Train No. arrives in Albany in time
to connect with S P south bound train,
as well as giving two or three hours In
Albany before departure of P north
bound train.
Train No connects with the S P train
at Corvallis and Albany giving direct ser
vice to Newport and adjacent beaches
Train 3 for Detroit, Breitenbush and
other mouutain resorts leaves Albany at
Zoo .. M, reaching Detroit at 500, Civ
| ing ample time to reach the Springs the
same day.
For further information apply to
EDWIN STONE,
Manager
n. H. Crorise, Agent Corvallis.
Tkos. CockreH, Agent Albany.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1904-06-24
CuPlD'S WORK.
Poplar Tomahawk Young People Wed.

Poplar Tomahawk Young People Wed.
The marriage of Miss Mayme
St, Peter and Jas. L. Mccarthy,
two o. Tomahawk' well known
and popular young people, was
5olemnized at St Mays church
last Wednesday morning at nine
o'clock, Rev. J. J Loose officiat-
ing, The church was beautifully
decorated with palms, plants and
flowers, and when the bridal coup
lie entered and marched down the
isle to the sweet strains Of the
wedding march from Mendels-
shon, played by Mrs. P. H. Paul,
to receive the blessed sacrament
of matrlmony, picture was pre-
sented that was beautiful to be-
hold. The bride was gowned in
white crepe de chine, and carried
white roses, while the bridesmaid
was attired in white organdy and
carried pink carnations The
groom and groomsman wore the
conventional black. Dinner was
served at one o'clock at the home
of the bride, only relatives and a
few friends being present.
The bride came to Tomahawk
with her parents about six years
ago and graduated with the class
Of 1000. She is a young lady OF
pleasing qualities and is esteemed
by all her acquaintance.
The groom is Tomahawk boy,
having lived here about seventeen
years. He is young man who
has faculty of Of making and
holding friends and is we'll liked
Dy all who know him.
A reception was held at the OPP
era house in the evening and the
large crowd which gathered there
TO greet the young people attests
to the esteem in which they are
held.-The Tomahawk,
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1904-06-24
Indian Reservation Openings.

On June 18th the lands set aside by
the government for homestead entry IN
the Red Lake, Winniboshish, White
Dat Point, Deer Creek. Bots Fort,
Chippewa and Pigeon indian reserva-
tions in Minnesota, will be thrown OPP
en- for settlement. All of these lands
are reached by the Great Northern
Ry. Send for folder containing full in
formation, maps, etc and for rates to
F. [. Whitney, Gen. P. & I. agt,
ST. Paul, MINI.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1904-06-24

ing wood or lumber saving ma
chine or mill to be simply port
able engine running adynamo to
generate electricity to heat a wire
that will go through tree or log
eight times as fas as a saw? Quite
likely electricity is yet an undeve
Hoped infant; what will it not do
when fully matured?
The Dem ocrats of Wisconsin
must do the right thing by the
people. The ticket must contain
the kind of men the people want
to vote for. If it does it has a
good fighting chance The indica-
tons are that the people Of Wis
consin are ready for a change, They
are tired of the factional bicker-
ings of the republicans which has
brought disgrace on the state as
we'll as rending the party. They
are now exclaiming' "A plague on
your houses ones putrid and
the other is rotten. They want
to see once more a good clean adj
ministration. Let the democrats
give them what they are looking
for, And in attempting to do it let
the advice of the Neenah contem-
p Dry be taken = Oshkosh Times
A good joke was tolc on one
of our citizens, who had for some
time been troubled with pimples
on his nose and concluded it was
time to do something for it. SO he
looked around in the pantry and
found bottle Of liniment which
he applied vice day for several
weeks. In the meantime his nose
got no better very rapidly, but
instead began to assume gigantic
proportions. At last he consulted
his wife about the matter and ask
ed her advice. She asked him what
he had been doing for it, and he
told her that he had been using
that liniment in the pantry. what
liniment? she asked. SO he got
the bottle and showed it to her
"Well of all the fools, you do beat
ALP screamed the wife. That
amt liniment that's bottle OF bust
developer that Mary Ann sent to
St Louis for. Elk.
An army of many thousand
men and boys are at work now on
the farms of Wisconsin, 1t is an
army that does good rather than
evil. It is an army that repllenlsh-
es rather than destroys. 1t is an
army that builds up rather than
tears down. 1t adds to the happl-
ness OF mankind and entails no
misery or distress, This is a land
Of peace and plenty. Peace is due
fl the stability and conservatism
Of our farmers and plenty is due
70 their industry in tllling the
soil ADAPTED to the production OF
nearly everything that ministers
to the we'll being of mankind
There is a scarcity of teachers
because the school m ans are get
ting married and tley are marry
inc because the country is, genef
allv speaking in prosperous con-
dition despite the present depfes-
sion and for the further reason
that a good:teacher usually makes
Good wife. The schools are SUI
far;no' but who can blame the tea
hers or the men who lead them
to the parsona-Tomahawk
Mart Hirzel and wife returneu
.L~+ visit at Wau-
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1904-06-24

porte. that there has been a
phenominal growth of sentiment
in that state during the past few
DAYS favorable to the candidacy
of f. G. Will for the democratic
nomination for president. the
indiana dele cation has be in
structed for Juhge parker, but on
account of the factional fight in
the republican party in this state
they deem wall a strong candidate
and may make him their second
choice.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1904-06-24
THE GLORIOUS 18th,

Work on the Fourth of July
celebration at this place is pro-
crossing ricely, and while
the programme cf sports and
amusements has not been arrang-
ed outside of the ball game, still
we hav every assurance that the
celebration will be huge success
in every feature, a liberal sum
OF money has been subscribed and
we understand that the committee
has an elaborate programme in
v w-one that will please young,
old, middle aged and all Their
relatives, friends and families.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1904-06-24
What to Dc.

t., 49,, comtoyt in The ,,ou,Iado,. -
IA. :. ssssd, tina, Dr.. X, Kfr~ %s.o"ie s 50
Va in c.yt .,. Nancy remedy falfills every
NJ &3asvs 1i,. rheumatism, pain in the
he -::;arv ,' o SsS5, Bladder and every part
: a'; as,s. s s1S'-Ss; 1t corects inability
I'd stfso .,~ tSsSSs.ding pain in passing
, y, @6ssr. and Nd o, so.o"ing use of liquor,
,'ss''.,y Of BENZ c's'comes that unpleasant
lag tie day sS3 compelled to 60 often
,,;2g tie n.g5, 81: 70 get up many times
'.t;:, Of Swam amp sPo the !. extra. snoo
cue. ss y the highest for its is soon soon
~ 5.' ned ns3 sG most distressing cases.
y ~ Nd BY drug ,y.@s YOU should have the
-. ~ nay have S'S'S In Soc. and ST. sizes.
~ a'''ttoI disoo,. sample bottle Of thts
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1904-06-24
An OmIet Every Day.

G w. Zook essayed to sell off
all of his poultry stock and
thought he had done so but
afteaward one .pullet that had
escaped the poultry mans ak
turned up. One day Mr.. look
found two eggs, one white ana
one brown, in the solitary nest
in the barn and every day there
after for ten days he did the same
He had seen but one chichen
about the place. and it suddenly
dawned upon him that this pullet
was doing double duty IN SHOW
ing the superiority of the Mtssou-
ri hen. So he set about watching
her. For three days he noted ner
visits to the nest and found one
white and one drown egg lie
knew there were no eggs IN the
nest before the nest before the
hens visit and therefore conciuo-
ed to a certainty that for two
weeks the hen had laid two eggs
a dav.-Maitland' Mo- Herald.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1904-06-24
Where to Fish.

You will find the best fishing in the
northwest along the line of the Great
Northern Ry. The Minnesota Lake
region with it's innumerable trout
streams, offers unexcelled opportunit-
les for fishermen. Excellent train SER
vice to fishing points no line of the
Great Northern to and from the Twin
Cities.
Z Send sc. postage for illustrated book,
shooting and Fishing" to
F. |, Whitney, Gen. p. 3 T. agt.
St. Pau |, MINI.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1904-06-24
Manager Wanted.

ustworthy lady or gentleman to
manage business in this comfy and
adjoining territory tor well and favor
ably known house of solid financial
standing. $40 straight cash salary and
expenses paid each Monday by check
direct from headquarters. Expense
~ oney advanced. Position permanent
Address Manager SO Como Block,
Chicago, Ill.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1904-06-24
Passing of Saw and Ak.

A united states consul reports
that IN france trees are being fell
ed by electricity-not struck by
lightning as in the old time way
the work being done by a plat
mum wire made white hot with q
current OF electricity and used as
saw. A tree is cut down in one
eighth the time consumed by the
ordinary methods of saving or
chopping. If trees can be felled in
this way theirltrunks can also be
cut into logs and the logs into
boards by slender wire instead
Of the cumbroUs saw. Is the com
ing wood or lumber saving ma
chine or mill to be simply q port
able engine running adynamo to
generate electricity to heat wire
that will go through tree or log
eight times as fas as a saw? Quite
likely Electricity is yet an undeye
Hoped infant; what will it not do
when fully matured!
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1904-06-24

To Cure a Cold in One Day
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets
All druggists refund the money If it
fails to cure. E. w. Groves signature
is on each box. 25c.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1904-06-24
ITEMS OF INTEREST
Paragraphs Of interest About
People You Know. y y \
Moose Cigars at all dealers.

Jonn Hlrsch lett Wednesday or
his home at Medtcrd.
Mrs. c. f. Colman went over to
Rhinelander yesterday.
A new rootis being put on the
Central House this week.
Tom Loughlin is at Rhineland-
er on busine SIS this week,
Miss Francis Diamond we t
over to Rhinelander yesterday,
Mrs. Chas. Slattery returned to-
day from a short visit at Crandon.
Mrs. Stewart LangilL went up
to HackIey today on visit to
relatives.
The Misses Ruby and Grace
Radcliffe left Tuesday on visit
to relatives at Minocqua.
A. Mckenzie and wife spent
Sunday at Conover, the guests Of
Louis Denton and wife.
Henry Price, the popular chef
at Hlrzel's restaurant, went over
to Rhinelander yesterday where
he made entry on a piece Of gov
eminent land,
A severe wind and rain storm
passed over this section of the
country Thursday evening doing
considerable damage to outbuild-
ings and fences.
Mrs. Arthur Radcliffe went to
Chicago Sunday evening on Wis
it to relatives and friends. She
returned home today.
Grandma Bonner returned home
with her son Walter Sunday
morning and will visit for some
time here with his family.
Harry White and family who
have been visiting for the past
month with the family of Jas White
left Tuesday for Escanaba
Make money while learning watch
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Engraving Matchmaking, Commercial
Building, Minneapolis.
Jos. Nemacheck went over to
Hermansville and Escanaba Tues
day en- business connected with
the firm of Nemacheck & Russell.
Frank Murphy and Geo. ST.
Louis spent Sunday at Duck
Creek, near Watersmeetr angling
for trout.
Miss Sadie McDougal, who has
been visiting here for the past
four weeks with relatives and old
friends, returned yesterday to her
home at the 500.
Owing to the threatening wealth
er last evening, the band concert
was postponed indefinitely. 1t IS
not likely that the boys will ap-
pear in public again until the 4th.
Eagle River crosses bats with
Watersmeet on the latter's own
grounds Sunday. 1t is expected
that quite a delegation from here
will go up to see the game, v
Mrs. M. Moran and daughter
Katie of Grand Rapids visited
here several days the latter part
Of last week and the fore part OF
this returning to their home Thurs
day.
Commencing Sunday morning,
the fish train will 60 on regular
schedule and during the remain
der of the summer we will have
two trains a day each way,
Register of DEEDS, W b Ray
mond of Eagle River drove over
last Saturday and spent Sunday
with rel atives and friends at this
place. His daughter, Genevieve,
accompanied him and Monday
in company with her cousin, Paul
O'Leary left for Tomah for a visit
with their grandmother. Minoc-
qua Times.
A report is sent out from La
=
The Saint Paul globe., 1904-01-31

"'When's that going to beT ] asked
him hopelessly.
:" oh, we ought to get out of Iowa
some time before midnight was the
stewards unwittingly gloomy reply.
"And there we were, stalled on the
prairie, at 8 o'clock of 8 Sunday mornr
ing, In Iowa, and me with that follow
ing the celebration burning In my
vitals. 80
pumped myself in a corner OF the
smoking compartment. Had nothing to
read, and didn't feel like reading any
how.
"The waiter sung out the breakfast
call, but / didn't want any breakfast,
either-couldn't think Of such non
sense as breakfast, under the circum-
stances, without q recoiling OF the mid
riff.
"It happened that there was only one
other occupant Of that sleeping car and
presently he came into the smoking
compartment and sat down with q
CHEEKY good morning, to which replled
grumpily. had noticed him In the
wash room, and If he didn't look like
the picture Of a country parson, felt
that knew nothing about the type.
His somewhat drawing Good morn
Ing, brother as he entered the srnok-
correctness of my conclusion about
him. He fell to talking about the
breakdown and 1t wasn't In me to give
him anything but short answers.
Seeing that 1 didn't care much for
conversation he subsided, but after
getting off and looking up and down
the level stretch Of prairie land he
came back, poked his head into the
smoking compartment, grinned the
WI 7
countenance of a man with billy-goat
beard, and said:
Kind O. Dry Work.
"Kind O. dry work, brother. this
waiting, eh?"
"Devilish dry!' said I, with some i'm
patience, and the dickens of 1t Is that
as long as we're In this virtuous COM
monwealth, to the laws Of which trav-
elers as well as natives have got to
conform, there's no chance
II broke off there, because, to my
surprise, 1 noticed that the parsonlike
looking man had Withdrawn his head
from the entrance to the smoking COM
partment and disappeared. / grinned
to myself when 1 recollected that my
ungodly remarks had probably chased
him.
81 leave 1t to you to imagine my
dmaZenent Wnen, a minute later, ne
returned with q fine morocco bound
and silver mounted quart flask in his
hand.
"T kind o. hate to recommend my
own stuff, podner,' he said, sitting down
alongside Of me, but If this thirty
year-old goods don't make the dew O.
happiness stand out on your forehead
then I don't know blue chip from a
yaller onel'
That's all. spent a mighty pleas
ant morning with the man with the
billy-goat beard and the look of par
son, and rode with him all the way to
Boise City. He was the proprietor of
the biggest faro bank in Spokane"
The Saint Paul globe., 1904-01-31


but, though made as comfortable as
possible under the circumstances, the
board recognizes the need Of more
commodious and better equipped quar-
ters. A class of fourteen pupils was
graduated from the training school In
january. An outgrowth of this train
ing school is a Nurses club, organized
by graduate nurses. The building, Ell
Oakland avenue, has been fitted up as
a club house, with accommodation for
twenty nurses. The hospital physi-
clans contributed toward the furnish
ings, which are simple but in admirable
taste, and what social life Is permitted
to such busy women as nurses must be
is enjoyed here.
The guilds Of the several Episcopal
churches in the city have, by their do
nations added greatly to the comforts
Of the hospital Contributions Of flow
ers, magazines and fruit are constantly
being received from them, and nearly
all the guilds sew for the hospital.
The hospital is always the scene OF
The Saint Paul globe., 1904-01-31

Special Foreign Service.
LONDON, Jan. S0.-While exploring
during Christmas, 1901, the up-to-
lies between Lakes Tanganyika and
Mwern, in British Central Africa
Maj. Dennithorpe stumbled across
tribe whose only medium of exchange
consisted Of the teeth Of a particular
species of monkey.
Moreover, contrary to what might
have been expected, there seemed to
be no dearth Of this curious currency
The expedition cooked, on December
25th, four large Christmas puddings,
and when they were taken out Of the
pots in which they were boiled the
natives flocked round, each with his
well-filled bag Of teeth. to secure a
share, however small, Of the unusual
and strange looking dainty.
Although, Of course, the money" IN
question was little, If any, value to
the explorers, they thought it best to
"oblige" their expectant customers,
and one (the largesD Of the puddings
was accordingly cut into slices for dis
tribution.
The price per slice charged was five
CANNES or molarS, or seven inc1sors;
but there was not nearly enough to
go round, and so, in obedience to the
inexorable and universal law of supply
and demand, the tariff was quickly
raised among those lucky enough to
purchase at first hand.
Ten, fifteen, and even twenty teeth
per mouthful got to be charged.
Then one more than ordinarily enter
prising darky started picking out the
plums, and selling them singly by
auction
Eventually one entire slice, the last
left, was disposed of after similar
fashion, and was secured after brisk
competition by a syndicate of six, for
no fewer than 730 teeth of all sorts
and sizes.
Monkeys molars pass current also
among the Wassulus of the west coast;
while the semi-savage Touregs, of the
Libyan desert, are said to utilize cam
els teeth for a similar purpose.
Further south again, in Marotse as
well as among the natives of Damara-
land, the CANNES of the lion or lioness
pass current readily at the rate OF from
fifteen shillings to a sovereign apiece.
Sharks CeeIQ CIRCULATE DIS LIOllSy d.
most all over Polynesia, and to lesser
extent among the island groups of the
China seas. While among the natives
of the Paumoto archipelago, Harvey
found, not so very long since, a circu-
lating medium made up entirely of
whalebone discs of various sizes.
Glass money has been used from
time immemorial by the Arabs of Fez-
zan and Tazili; and in upper Burmah
are huge leaden tokens issued by the
late King Theebau, and which still do
duty, although they weigh three quar-
ters of pound apiece, and it takes
seven of them to equal in value single
Chinese dollar.
It is not such a great while since
nails were used regularly as money in
the more remote parts of Scotland.
In Lisbon, only year or two back, the
citizens, in order to express their disap-
proval at the action of the government in
forcing upon them the debased and cum
bersome copper coinage, agreed to alto
gether forego the use of it, and to substi-
tute therefor train tickets and postage
stamps.
The Saint Paul globe., 1904-01-31


internes and a school Of thirty-iv pu-
pills. Miss Adah H. Patterson, the SUI
perintendent, has been with the hos
pital about four years. Its admirable
management reflects in a large meas
ure her capability. She and Miss Cas-
sic E. Thompson, superintendent of the
nurses, are graduates of the Johns
Hopkins university. Miss Thompson
has been with the institution the same
number of years that Miss Patterson
has. 1t is since she has taken charge
of the nurses training school that the
course has been heightened from two
to three years, a departure which, it is
thought, will greatly increase the eff
cheney of the graduates.
Needs Home for Nurses.
One of the needs of ST. Luke's hospi-
tai Is a home for the nurses. At pres
ent the board is renting two houses on
Smith avenue and Walnut streets for
the use Of the Junior and senior classes,
The Saint Paul globe., 1904-01-31

sick children were getting quite as
much enjoyment out of the Christmas
festivities as the more fortunate we'll
ones.
Gives Much Free Service.
More than half the patients who
come to st. Luke's hospital do not pay
the full rate. and only small per
cent Of those treated are Episcopalians,
SO that the institution not only rep
resents philanthropy in its highest
form. but in it's broadest as well. The
patients represent many states as well
as many faiths, for 1t is only when the
institution is taxed to it's fullest ca
pacity that applicants are turned away.
In the pleasant, sunny general ward
and in the private wards the service is
alike the best that the hospital can
give. In it's usefulness 1t has fulfilled
the plans made for 1t by its early
founders.
The visitor to st. Luke's hospital
finds himself. the minute the doors
The Saint Paul globe., 1904-01-31


nificance On these grounds, however.
stood the Church hospital and Or
phans' Home for Minnesota, the insti-
tuition which represented the begin
ming of st. Luke's hospital. The home
was incorporated Aug. 81, 1857, the in
corporators being John Van Ingen,
Harwood IngIehart and Rev. Andrew
Bell Patterson, of st. Pauls Episcopal
church. The Mission grounds were
owned by the Episcopal church, and 1T
was the intention of the clergy and
laymen that schools, an orphan asylum
and a bishops residence should be
erected on the land. At the diocesan
convention, held in st. Paul In 1858,
report from the church hospital and
orphans home was read, in which 1t
was stated that the institution shell
tered in a building on the Mission