The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-06-02
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don't need any encouragement
Philadelphia Press.
Mrs. casual-Was your daughter's
wedding a SUGGEST Mrs. Candid
Yes. indeed; there wasn't cheap pres.
ent in the whole lot
siother-Dieky. why do you keep
four peaches and give little sister oniy
two, Dicky-weli. mother. | can eat
TWICE as fast as she can.
de man who stahts in 10 kin time"
said Uncle Eben. lis In great danger
bein' one o. desc here didn'-kn0w-it-
was-ioaded victims Washington star.
wiliie-if you've ssFed up enough
for an automobile. why don't you get
itg B0bnie-Not yet. I'm saving up
enough 10 pay for the people run
oyer.-Life.
Mr.. Robinson-IIOw did the children
act about going IN the waterf Airs.
kobinson-oh. | had 10 pay them TO
so In; and then had 10 pay them TO
come out
Uncle John-what are you going 10
DO when you are = rAnf Irving Cthe
eiersyman's youngslerD--Weii. shall
be a charcoal man or a minister I've
got 10 boiler.
sharpe-why. yes. was az church
last Sunday. kiosemAn--were you.
reailyg Strange l didnt see you.
sharpe-oh. not az all took up tho
eoileefion.--Philadeiphia Press.
why don't you go TO Kansas It's
easy 10 get work out there" Il know
dat. boss. an I axed de railroad CON-
panies fsr a pass. but deg wouldn't
give II 20 me.---st Louis Star.
-of course said the beginner. TO
b. successful In politics ole must
know how 20 speak" BETTER stiii.-
replied the old hand. he must know /
how not 10 spesk."-Phiiadelphia
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Aunt Maria-why. Johnny. I am 1
surprised. JohDay what's Dc mstirri /
Auat Nsria--whaf are you playing
baseball Tor on The sahbathf Johnny
--fuF ten cents side. az our sides
wiunin'.
G@orEe-You DO not cali on Miss
Rosebud nowf Jack-No. I Eof dis
Eus,rd. She has such = coarse laugh.
George never noticed that Jack
You would u you hsd been within
bearing Nhen proposed 10 her.
nriEEs-ig's too had about Wrinkle
and the Eifi be Is engaged TO. Neither
% then IL good enough for the other.
Grirss-what niskes you think ihstf
TriEEs I've b~cn talking the
matter over with both 'famiiies,-i.ife.
A young Lady visiting Tor the nrsi
time IN the copniry was alarmed az
the approach Of COW. She Was too
frightened to run. and. shaking her
rarnsoi AZ the animal. she said. IN
vefy stern tone. Lilo down. air. Ito
downr' Ii
wIilie-say. IA. didn'; you tell nc
the other day that u was wrong 20 =
strike anyone smaller than yoBrnclfi
rs-Yes Willie. that's what said
wiliie-wsli. wish you'd write my =,
teacher = note TO that effect don't
think she knows about r. =
u go your nciEhbors. the High.
inarrs. have shut their house NJ. AIRS. :,
Iiighmorc told me the other day they
were going somewhere into the into 7
nor for the summer They've gone
farther back thsn that. They are lv. I
ne IN the ki,ehen.--cbicago Tribune.
"wha, viii II cost to educate VIII
10y asked the fond father OF a not =,
90 brilliant bog Of eighteen. u don't
sciicse Il could - done At any price, n
aid Niii,es incorporating uncle.
but should say you might be able
o get him through college for about a
our thousand dollars
y never waste words on a fool
aid the pompous person. THAT
DOESN'T correspond with your wife's
tatcmenf." replied member Of tho q,
kcptical faction. what did my wife
ayr qucricd the T.. +. That you "
rere In the habit OF talking TO your.
clf." answered the other. "
Mrs. Ferguson George. what par.
cuiar falling OF yours did the preach.
r touch on IN his sermon this morn.
igi AFR. FerTusop--wbat do you ask
10 that question fort Mrs. Fcrgu- "A
on--Because you have been as cross ha
= a bear ever since you came home ~
-om cburch.-Chicago Tribune.
you must not imagine" she said. 20
that would be willing 10 sit out here to-
lone with you II you were not so big Soy
nd strong. and able TO pick me up In w
BUR arms "a II ! were a chIld-in en-
Ise anything happened" Then be-
,usc nothing happened she told her sal
lends that he was dull.wittcd and 20
.obably had soul like witbered on
Record.Herald. ea'
An elderly lady entered n diapers ."e
Iop and asked TO be SHOWN some w
bIecloths. The assistant brought a nv
10 and showed them TO her. but she IN
id she had seen those elsewhere. n
haven't you something newT she A
kcd. The assistant then brought an. yer
her pile and showed them 10 her. Sir
'hcse are the newest pattern" he Kel
id. "you will notice the edge runs nos
int round the border and the center and
I'm the middle" "Then I will take dir,
II a Dozen" said the lady.-Tit Bits. CON
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