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The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1904-09-20
PURELY PERSONAL.
The Movements of Many People,
Newberrians and Those Who
Visit Newberry.

school at Rock Hill.
Miss Katherine Clark is teaching
school in Spartanburg county.
Rev. R. C. Lyon was in Green
wood for several days last week.
Miss Leon Wright is visiting
friends and relatives in Newberry.
Miss Rosa Moore is teaching
school at Kinards.
Miss Eula Jones is teaching school
at Walhalla.
Rev. Mr.. McMorris preached at
Mt. Carmel on Sunday.
Mr. F. c. Hutchinson went to Cam
den yesterday.
Miss Carolyn kilgore went to RocE
Hill where she will attend school.
Mr.. S. c. Fulmer went to Atlanta
yesterday.
Mr.. Thomas H. Holloway OF Will
liamston is in Newberry.
Mrs. D. F. Pifer has returned from
a visit among friends in Columbia.
Mr.. R. NJ. Harper Of Clemson COL
lege spent Sunday in the CITY.
Mr.. T. D. Copeland of Clinton is
in the city.
Miss Eunice Abrams of this county
is attending college at Greenv1lle.
Mr.. w. S. Scott went to Rock Hill
yesterday.
Mr.. J. P. Mahon went to Rock Hill
yesterday.
Mr. Charles P. Pelham is in the
city
Mr. NJ. l. Krawchek went to Bam-
berg Sunday.
Mrs las. Mcintosh has returned
from Columbia where she has been
visiting relatives.
Miss Gertrude Reeder went to
Rock Hill yesterday. She will attend
college at that place.
Prof and Mrs. S. J. Derrick have
returned from an extended visit IN
Lexington county.
Miss Mary Ellen Smith of this
county is attending college in Green
Vile.
Miss Jennie Kilgore OF this county
went to Calhoun Fall yesterday,
where she will teach school.
Mr. and Mrs. Clarence Werts have
gone to Mccormick at which place
Mr. Werts is to teach school.
Mrs. Hernie Garrett, of Bunconbe
county. n. c., is visiting relatives III
this county.
Mrs. w. S. Melton has returned
from an extended visit among trends
in oSpartanburg.
Mr. q. H. Peterson, who has been
visiting his parents in this CITY, went
to Laurens on Friday.
Miss Alice Jones, of Ridge Springs,
IS in the city to teach in the graded
school.
Misses Carrie and Eunice Gibson,
of this county. are teaching school IN
Spartanburg.
Mrs. James Kennedy, of Columbia,
is in the city. She will teach in
the graded schools here.
Miss Mamie Salter has returned
from Athens, Ca, where she was as
sisting her brother who IS IN the
Photographic business there.
Mr.. D. B. Wheeler has been ap-
pointed delegate from the Lutheran
Church OF the Redeemer, to the
N@wherry conference which meets at
Mt. Tabor on Friday.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1904-09-20
A Card of Thanks.

I desire to give thanks to the peo-
n]e OF West End for their kindness
to the family during the illness and
sad death OF our father, J. Lawson
Shealv. May Gods blessing rest up
on each one.
Willie Shealy,
Slighs, S. c.
Sept. II, 1904.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1904-09-20

For Sale:-One Fay-Sholes type
writer For further information
apply at the Southern Bell Tele-
phone CO. R S. Spearlnail,
GOT
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The newest and best line OF tai!
ncckwcar in town inst received at
A. c. Jones.
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SPECIAL NOTICES.

LOST-Kappa Alpha pin, set with
pearls and garnets. Lost in town.
Reward If returned 10 !.
If. F. \. Martin.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1904-09-20

Don't forget when you have any
shoes to buy, mems women's or
children's that we have the best line
in the city and that Our prices are the
lowest. A. c. Jones.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1904-09-20

Don't fail to see our line of New
Hats and Caps. they are great values
4. c. Jones.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-05-29
Neutrality-suspicious. CHEMICAL COMPANY.
To the stockholders Of
yirqinis- Carolina Chemical Company:
May 90, 1904

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issued
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VIRGINIA CHEMICAL
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READING SYSTEM

NEW JERSEY CENTRAL X. r.
Liberty Street and south Ferry. Time rom sourn
gerry i've minutes earlier than shown beOwJ
EAsrON. BETHLEHEM. ALEEyrowy AND ATArcu
CHLNh-zA00 tII5 Easton onlyJ. s1e a. N. 10
- 80 ta4o Easton ezly0 p n sun. E425 q uas
WILkEsBARRE AND sCRANroS-z1oo s1s q m
100 = Sundays. "a q a. leo .
LAKEWOOD. LAEEHT RST. TOMS RIVER AND
lakewood and LAkshursr onlyo. 40 ,. N Sundays.
ATLANTIC CTTY-s94o a n tao D n
NINELAND AND BRIDGETON-tzs.Oo a n s.lss
L9SG BRANCH. AsBURY rARE deCEAS GROVE
100 so. 1870 a m xl2o. 80 rs Asa "a
65O $50. l5O sundays. sxcspJ Ocean Grove.
CARBOHYDRATES TERMrNAL), s&ss
$3.50. t2Qo -soS. 400 500 ss.OS fTso. 20 ala %
PATH AND CHESTNUT sTREETs-E4za 800 ssooa
ssi2o0 a m. 900. $500. 200. TOO. 70. IS p m.
HEADING. HARRISBURG. louisville AND WILL
IAMSPOKT-NAo0. z425. 500. Its.l0 1000. 100
Rsaans PcSsssIs aad 4rs0x only, 400 800 > n
Atlantic Hlds- sea5rfght Monmouth Ben. and r0ns
Branch. Asoury PRrk- p. Pleasant. 1000 m. 100
-. AS0 ?. m sundays. 10. 00 a. n. LOO 9 90 p
Iron Liberty Street only. 'Daiy. 1Daily. except
qua xsaturdays. aExceDt Saturdays.
Ofaces: Liberty 81 Ferry South Ferry As-1r aouss
261. Al, 1900 1854 Broadway. 1s2 SIN Av. Is Cnion
sgqaccs West isS Esss t22ss ST. 25s wss. f2ssh e
Fuiton ST. Bkiyn. $50 B'way w-nsbur<. New rSrx
Tsnsfsr CO calls tr and checks baggage e essnztiOn-
vics Pres and Gen Mgr Gen. PAss'r As-
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-05-29

" porujeri,-e ~ INDUSTRIES "A city u Z. 900
Afse trurt ~ n Western New York located i've
ga; frer .A nI railroad Lakes natural
sH - other reasonable Inducements. Now
~ centre. wants additional Industries.
ores address EXPEDITE. BOX L. TFilane
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sATsElll, HUDSON AND G0S soH4s
leave Pier A. n. r. weekdays p, ~
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Proposals.
BOND SALE.
OITY "a NEW ROCEELLE. N. z.

Clfg OF NEW ROCHELLE, n. Y.
Ma IN pc VIII be received BY the undersigned until
al 80 az O'clock 2. for the purchase o.
paTt q $4,000 Registered 80 Local Improve
isA q SAC CITY. OF $1,000 each dated June l.
! lse --t4rirs TWO bonds annually commencing May
llteresf -lreat ayaa-e Ee1i-anuuAly Principal and
Rae seslAte Al the oros q the city Treasurer.
chsos At9pqsai De accompanied by a certified
Netonsi = AGlona. Bank n New York city =
WOO 1ai-k Or TRUST Company n New Rochelle for
lsy a. E@nls % ths order OF ths Treasurer of tho
c.isoa Tor less than par value Of the boncs will be
taGal -, Eldaers ire printed form OF pro
q iLlea by the uuderziFnee Accrued Interest
th. pg the purchaser and delivery VIII be made
agls !. o. TIE City Treasurer In New Eochels IN
IL. 1sva. A. ~ clock noon.
Esw - ~ Reserved reject or al bicA
-s.e ~ ?. NAY 2oth. leoA
CHARLES KAALalERAlEYE3. CITY Clerk
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Financial Elections.

THE MUTUAL LITE INSURANCE COMPANY
OF NEW YORK
~ Nassau ST. New York. May 10. 1904.
THE ANNUAL ELECTION FOR TRUS-
l. tee. Of this company will be held oraces.
as above, pursuant It's charter. on Monday. June
6. 1904
e'O7' - 0''SA WILLIAM J. EAsToN Secretary.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-05-29

rs-@1hIIAER WITH 10000 TO s25 900 70 engage IN
49,. securing article Of universal 5or which
ia ~ unlimited demand already existing aud u
rlrf--lacture Of waich. by using certain patented
49, controlled by advertiser, saving OF - .
tssE - oent can be made; this Is an opportunity
1ETs..-eiee a. TIE business VIII stand the clcsest
g4f SCI. la absolutely secure from loss and VIII
Lac Sc and certain profits. Address FINANCIAL.
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Financial Meetings.
SC-T~r or Aya.r-AI. ArEETTNG

NOTICE OF ANNUAL MEETING
AMaLGAMATED COPPER COMPANY.
THE ANNUAL MEETING OF THE STOCK
l. holders o. this Company will - held June eth 1904.
a.. forenoon tie once OF Com
pguy, County National B21a BEil14ag Sos pa
washington jersey CITY n = tofics %
Jersey Corporations Asencyl for The puross
Boar1 az DEsctors and oT The Transaction
meeting.
n acoo-caaoe with TIE laws the New Jer-
sey. votsd which hGs been Transferred
books q TIE Co1pany within twenty Gays noxt
pgLce1inE this election.
Dated Nay 9th. 1904
wM c. ROCKEFTLI.ER- secrstsry.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-05-29

Y. :. ENGINEER OFFICE, ARMY BUILD
hgcars New YORK Nay . Is03-ssalsd proposals FOR
Dor VI Aea-Wall al COgeru6rs Island. n y. Ear-
.ans 100 essee a. this once unt II O'clock noon
tpInsff-@ aile theu publicly opened Information
" L MATsaALL. MAJOR EngrA
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instruction.
FOR Both Sexes-ctty.

THE BERIITZ SCHOOL OF L.ASGuGE,
M,sixr SNARE uI22 Broadway. Brooklyn. 20
school open al summer Trial lesson fres
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BEST WAY T0 cQNEf lSLANl,

minutes via p-eanznds OF excursion steam
e-s including the cape May, renamed ''Dreanaa1'';
the 81 john CITY OF - Erercs direct
lanes ssee! pier Ls@se West i-olA 1900. II 90
Il 30 4 n. $50 go 90. $50 n Battery. 1880,
Including admission urya-nIanG Saturdays.
Sundays ana Holidays. IS
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Railroads.
PENNSYLVANIA

Nb fasi S S D T C9kTzN6T sPR sTRT
= The leaving time from Desbrosses and COrtlandt
y nxe minutes later than that given below for
aotsd street Station s1esDs where otherwise
7ss \ NJ CHICAGO sPEC1A1--Rarlor sl.splns.
ytue, and 81 Louis
smokas ana o6ssFyatloa Cars, ctheaaat Inda-
1O.z5 A. u THE PENNSYLVANIA LIMITED-PulI-
s19S2a Rn r cR a9a To.d
l55 p NJ. CHICAGO AND ST. LOUIS EMPRESS
For Nashville tvta Cincinnati and Loqsvi4ls]. indian
epoPs' IAieeE3 81 d 10qs DH,ns SaF s,..r,r
smokins. and Observation Cars For Chicago and
LOIS = $ . eis B5sa
Car For Gary. W. Va tvia Shenandoah Valley
ss 3D. P Il. WESTERN ExPREss-For Chicago Din
755 P. N. PACIFIC ExPREss-F9r Pftss6gzE. To-
ledo and Chicago For Knoxville. daily. via shen<n-
6oaa Valley Route Connects tor Cleveland except
as 2 N CLEVELAND AND CINCINNATI. Ex-
ss5 P NJ PTTTsBURa sPECIAL--Dsily FOR Pitts
WAsHlSGToSS = AND THE II z SOUTH sol 4 10 n,.
brosses and corr andt Streets 400 g. 2 CGasEsssoH
cessTosses coTsa5, s5Fs.5 S slo' : g
~ s. g . .a9srss IS mfs a. 'a s56 cs so
an -1is s, Cs' Is Q Is y n - 10 nisht
soITffEFS AILWAY--EzSrsss. 1855. 25. as
Atlantic COAST LINE.-E1prsss- SIS a aaa ass
sEAB6tR5 AIR LINE RAnwAv.-z40rsa2 Il Is
and L. 10 nis1- ca4-y
NORFOLK AND WESTERN FeAILwAT-7or Memphis.
an %ew-Orleals. g. - daily
Z CHESAPEAKE A - OHIO RALLWAY-45S - week
DAYS -.
FOR- OLD POINT COMFORT and NORFOLK--755 4
Eee ,Sg ana = p n aaly- -.sss,v.
Sundays IS n Through VsscioUed Trains Bu1st
/ Farar and Coaches weekdays Par
smoking Par-r Cars. Dining Car and stand
Coaches
CAPE MAY--l-5J o. weekdays
LONG B5eANcH ASBCF{I PARK IHter-aken sundays,
third street S.a--cEI $50 a i. - Saturdays
onlyl. rs 335 = - and 455 weekdays sun
DAYS 1.55 825 a m and i55 From DesorosSes
Cort-2Cdt $50 800 a u 90. 40 sat
6uu5a5s ia. 9 a5 q m. 500 q
FOR PHILADELPHIA
sos. - - s65 - . - Limited,
- 70. 40 = Penn Limited 40 So I155 u ..
S. 3 - ST. . - - - So - IS chicago Limited
t1r North Philadelphia onyl. '555. IS, TS5 s25 =
% s. North Phi.a1elphla onyl Q L 10 l4ght
wea---aTs. sundays. 605 - % SIS. - % C's55 St
Louis Limited. 955 ("I0 * Linlfrei). g
- % '1255. 'l55 3 Is. 355 '425 Ass Chicago
Z55. s25 925 q IS for North Philadelphia only ?
2-I0 rlxht
Ticket OFFICES Nos sdl 1854 rs and 2s1 rundwa- Isl
FIFTH Avenue below 231 SAL 263 Fifth Avenue corner
-et1 Stl- i Astor House and stations named above;
Brooklyn Court Street. sec Street BroaA-
and Pennsylvania Annex station The New York
Transfer Company viii call check Baggage from
hotels and residences through to destination.
Telephone 643 Chelsea for Pennsylvania Railroad CAB
Service
": ArTERBURT J. R WOOD
General Manager Pass'r Tratdo MazsE~-.
GEO. ". BOYD.
General Passenger Agent
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-05-29

Lackawanna Railroad
Leave New York. foot Barclay and Chrtxropnsx "a
fsO0 A. A-For singhanton and syracuse
5000 a M.-For BufaO. Chicago and 81 LcnA
81. 40 P. M-Tor Buffalo ard Chicago.
fA0O P. M-FCr Scranton and Plymouth
s8OO P. M-For Buffalo and Chicago
IS As P. M--Crfcz, Oswego. Ithsea. Bur-La
500 A. M.-Fcr Cnfcezo-SleDers open p. NJ
Tickets a i49. s29 11SS Is34 Broadway. ~. "a
Fulton St. B-ookiyn- Daily. fExcspS Sundzy.
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A ADVERTISEMENTS ana subscriptions cor Tho rribans
- received their Epuown Ofacs.
Advertisements VIII be thu following
Offices regular oi-e until O'Clock n. viz:
shave 22a-zr-: I53 etE-ave. cor l2tEst;
East lsfh-s. 257 12e-sg. between Tth and sth
sves ass Yves. l25ths. SIS sd-ave between. 7eth
18th sts: Ioae se-1ye.. sts-=ti ITos is1-aEs.
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A pvERTIsgAlENTs and subscriptions FOR Tbs Tribune
rscsa~sc az their Uptown ones
NO. Iss4 BROADWAY.
Advertisements win 30 resolved the following branch
ornees at regular once until O'clock m.
"a sthxve g cor 2sd-st; f5s etAsve.. I2th-st
o. nas. isth-st e5T S2e<t. between tn snt sh
.vss 2ss West i2shst; lass saaTe. between Tsth and
nm ss o.s sa-av. near eis-sti 1TOs Ist-avs
sa,n.t 1s7 East i25th-st; 75s Treroat-sys $50 Sd
-. near s1st-st: ss4 sd-sve.; 90 Chrissophsr-st
BROOKLYN " "a Court ST 2is Court st
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Far Boys and Young afsn-country.
School Agencies.

A MEXICAN AND FOREIGN TEACHERS AGENCY
- supplies Professors Teachers, Tutors Governassex.
etc. 70 Colleges Schools and Families Apply 20
NFz- 81. ,. YOUNG-FULTOS. . Union Square
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1904-09-13
Events be Va Proud OF.

Some entertaining "reminiscences of
John Thomas Smith, author of the
Book for a Rainy Day" Q766-1S33)
are recalled by ST. P" Smith had
seen and heard much that was inter
esting. In a friends biographical al
bum he wrote that he could boast of
'seven events, some of which great
men would be proud Of" Here are six
Of the seven eYents:"
WAS patted on the head by DR..
Johnson;
Have frequently held Sir Joshua
Reynolds spectacles;
'Partook of pint of porter with an
elephant;
Saved Lady Hamilton from falling
when the melancholy news arrived of
Lord Nelson's death;
Three times conversed with King
George the Third;
"And was shut up in room with
Mr.. Keen's lion. ''-Pittsburg Dispatch.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1904-09-13
Repose of Manner.

Repose of manner, that quality for
which all Englishwomen and some OF
our southern beauties are famous, is
one of the hardest things in the world
to acquire. 1t means simply the pow.
er of relaxing.
First of all, you must relax; second
you must keep relaxed, and all the
other rules are expressed in the same
word, ''relax."
Doctors who have studied their fem.
mime patients will tell you that much
OF your nervous force escapes through
your finger tips while you fidget with
your chain or your purse. You lose
still more when you cough and perk
your body about unnecessarily, says
the Philadelphia Inquirer.
One beauty specialist goes so far as
to declare that nothing will make
wrinkles quicker than the habit of
moving and jerking. and that nothing
is SO fatal to beauty as coughing and
wheeling. All such habits are really
nervous complaints. To cure all these
fdgety movements cultivate the h~5it
of sitting perfectly still, keeping the
hands and fingers motionless as long
as possible, and relax.
Your reward will be the air of dis.
tinguished repose so sought after by
our nervous society women.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1904-09-13

bald stallion, lookin' proud an serene
an happy.
My socks, wasn't it the mayors
turn to be mad! He came rushin' out
of his Office like a crazy man on the
loose, an catchin' hold of the brides
of the horses pullin' the hearse, showed
them right spang back on their
launches.
What's the meanin' of this hereT
shouted the circus man, ridin' up, pre-
tendin' to be terribly shocked. What
do you mean by interferin' in this out
rageous way with my old friend Mr..
Johnson's funeral, you old grave-rob-
Der your
What? gasps the mayor.
I'll have you know that we're per-
formin' our sad duty of attendin' our
late lamented friends remain to their
last restin' place, you irreverent old
body snatcher. Amt we, Mrs. John.
SOM says the circus man, pleasant as
basket of chips.
Yes, you be-" chirps the forlorn
wilder, from where she was munchin'
peanuts an popcorn besides the bass
drum in the band-wagon.
We'll, sir, the mayor was pig-headed
about some things, but he realized in
stanter that he didn't have no authori-
ty to stop funeral in full career. So
all he could do was grind his teeth, an
froth considerable at the mouth, an
hope somethin'd turn up that'd give
him a chance at that circus man while
that parade followed Johnson all over
town. An they didn't shirk Johnson
none, either, but finally went ahead
an planted him to the tune of Where
Was Moses When the Light Went
Out?' There was the biggest crowd at
that funeral that ever attended such q
melancholy event in this town.
AN that's why" concluded the
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1904-09-13
Made TemporarY Truce.

James VI of Scotland-afterwar
James l. of England-in 1887, being
much perturbed by the constant quar-
rels among his mobiles, determined to
end all disputes by summary process
Of reconciliation. Accordingly, having
assembled the mobiles on Sunday, May
IA, at Holyrood, in the lodging of Sir
James Maitland of Thirlstane, he drank
to them and caused them all to shake
hands. On the following day, after
banqueting them in Holyrood, he
caused the earls of Angus, Montrose,
Mar and Glencairn, also the master OF
Glammis, and many others-all deadly
enemies to one another-to march
hand in hand two abreast from the
abbey to Hollywood along the Canon
gate and High street of Edinburgh to
the town cross, where the provost and
battles had table spread with wines
and sweetmeats. Here the company
once more drank to their eternal
amity and separated. But few weeks
later they were lying in wait, as Of
old, to kill one another.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1904-09-13
He Was in a Hurry.

We were waiting for a train at
station in the country The station
agent combined the offices Of train
master, express agent, telegraph op-
orator and the rest. He looked wise
when you asked him a question, but
he wasn't
Does the next train carry dining
carr" we asked.
WAL" he said. looking for wide
crack in the platform before he
emptied an overload of tobacco juice
from between his teeth. Il can't jes'
rightly say. I amt never TUX much
interest in them cyars."
Does it stop at Swamptown?" was
the next question. The agent was
clearly uncertain on this point.
well, when is it due?" we asked.
anxious to learn if he was certain of
anything about the train.
wal, hits due at haf-pas' or haf-
pas TO, l furgit which," he replied.
Il kinder open up bout an hour after
dinner and set aroun' till dark. Hit
don't make much difference to me
when she comes"
Good Lord, man, don't you know
anything about the trains through
your own station?" we asked in des-
peration.
oval. now," he said, and it was
easy to see that his feelings were
wounded; yer might give er Teller er
chanst to larn. 1 amt had this job
but three weeks. Nashville Banner.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1904-09-13
Victim Of Circumstance.

w Zola's method of studying the char
Ss cters-many of which were so revolt
III ng-in his great nature novels show
" hat he takes the mind of his character
nd places it on the operating table as
Whe surgeon places the body which is
III be operated on. He studies every
IN erve. every sentiment, every thought,
the surgeon follows the veins and
yGrteries laid open before his eyes. To
as ola's mental vision certain conditions,
tbertain environments, on certain char
be cters, certain minds, would bring
Sbout certain results, and from the re-
ults OF this surgical diagnosis of the
Of his character he elabor-
he tes the life, actions and thoughts of
he ae men or women whom his brain has
sareated, says the New York Herald.
red No surgeon can operate upon him
Il slf. No woman can know herself as
ger ae really is; therefore she can only
; sfsll you the truth about herself in SO
snlr as that truth is known to her by
he'd 10 training she has received, fitting
pr for the station in life to which she
:, as born. Mayhap, / agree with the
ser aywright that no woman can tell
4 IL truth about herself. Yet she Is
lscst q liar, only the victim of cir
INSTANCES.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1904-09-13
81 ALEXANDER PICkET Is
copyrgh lg BY The shortstory Pub 60 on ghts

here an carried on somethin' awful,
worse than the widest man from Bor.
neo you ever seen, an offerin' every
thin to everybody if they'd only tell
him how he could outwit the mayor.
an jest then had sorte an idear. So
says to him, Say I says. Nose
Johnson's lyin' dead this mint, waitin
for the poor board to bury him, Nose
always bein' a shiftless, thoughtiess.
no'count kind of a feller'
1 wish it was the mayor, snaps
Mr.. Circus. What of it?'
Well l says. 4 dunno as there's
any ordnance regulatin' funerals, or
permit got to be got for the same. Do
l get that contract for feedin' the ami.
mals?' l says.
"'You do says the circus man. his
face lighting up like a transparency.
Set 'em up for the house, an then
come and show me where Johnson's
abode is
AT first the disconsolate wilder
stood out for full suit Of mournin-
dress, shoes, stockin's, bonnet, veil, an
all the fixin's-but finally she compro-
missed on Grape veil an a pass to the
show an a seat on the band-wagon.
"Accordin', right on the time adYer.
tised, along down the street past the
mayors office came a .hearse, with
Johnson reposin' peacefully in it, an
the circus follerin' in all its glory, with
crowlin' an carryin' on, each in his
the red an gold glitterin', an the ele.
plants trumpetin', an the lions roarin',
an the hyenas laughin', an the rest of
the menagerie howlin' an gruntin' an
particular style, an the band playin'
sometimes a funeral march to Jig
time an sometimes a Hot Time in
the Old Town to funeral march time,
an the horses prancin', an the ladies
smirkin', an the chariots rumblin', an
the clowns GRIMM, an the men smil.
in, an the steam pianner tootlin'
hymn tunes with variations, an the
circus man a-straddlin' a dancin' pie.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1904-09-13
Don't Carry Cigars.

1 desire to suggest to cigar smok.
ers:
Don't, at this time of the year, or,
in fact, at any time, carry one or sew
eral cigars in the left or right upper
waistcoat pocket. The body is a rare
absorbent, and, especially in summer,
with wide open pores, if tobacco is in
close contact, there is likely to be an
absorption of its principles which viii
result in vertigo, faintness and per
haps worse.
Enjoying the best of health. / could
not account for some very peculiar
sensations at times which gave me the
utmost alarm. Even in bed / would
experience something approaching
sinking spell. l traced the cause to
my habit of carrying cigars in my
waistcoat pockets.-New York Times