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River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1904-07-21

Sumner Farnsworth. at the last
meeting of the Grand Lodge, |. O..
O. F., was chosen grand representa-
tive to the Sovereign Grand Lodge
which will convene next September
on the Pacific coast.
The New London Republican of
June 29, gives detailed account of
the closing exercises of the Waupa-
ca County Training school, of which
6. l.. Bowman is principal and the
years work was brilliantly success
full.
Miss Carrie Saunders is teaching
in the State University summer
school in Minneapolis. She was
recently in the city, the guest of Rev.
w. ]. Gray, pastor of Pacific Con
gregational church. She was re-
appointed to her position as director
of practice in the Winona Normal
school.
Mr.. and Mrs. S. J. Moulton are
building a fine residence on Lowry
hill, Minneapolis, which will be
their future home. Two of their
children, DR.. Rachel and DR.. Shu-
bal, are located in Minneapolis, and
they will enjoy their children's So
ciety. The residence is in the most
aristocratic part of the city.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1904-07-21
DONEGAL.

J. H. Moynihan has purchased a
fine driving horse.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. Riley of Els
worth visited here few days last
week.
Mrs. Latimer of Minneapolis is
here on visit to her parents, Mr..
and Mrs. Smolick.
Mr.. and Mrs. Thomas Martin of
Fargo and lady friend were guests
at Mrs. B. Carolan's Sunday.
Mrs. Hut, who has been visiting
with her sister, Mrs. J. H. Moyni-
han, returned to her home in Min
neapolis Monday.
Mrs. Sherman died July 18th.
She leaves husband and four chill
dren to mourn her loss. The funer-
al was held from the family home
Tuesday afternoon. A large num-
Der of friends and neighbors follow
ed the remains to their resting place
in Big River cemetery.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1904-07-21
DIAMOND BLUFF.

A. Carlson has moved back from
Prescott.
Miss Anna Johnson is the guest
of Mr.. and Mrs. Shanks.
Mrs. E. A. Palmer has returned
from her visit to Trenton.
John Kemp and E. P. Burke
were in Ellsworth Tuesday.
Mrs. Ellen Scullen and Mrs. M.
L. Sparks went to Trimbelle last
Wednesday.
At the special school meeting it
was decided not to have graded
school at present.
Horace Wiley and Alden Nash
made trip on the steamer Lizzie
Gardener recently.
Two cows belonging to M. L.
Sparks were killed by lightning
last Wednesday night.
The ladies of Diamond Bluff re-
Gently presented Mrs. Susie Beecher
with new rag carpet.
Some stray calves are wandering
around the neighborhood and doing
considerable damage to the gardens.
Mrs. E. M. Niles and children
started for Twin Valley, Mimi,
last Saturday. They will visit Ham
line and Amboy friends enroute.
Remember the lawn social at ].
E. Morgan's Friday evening. A
program will be rendered and ice
cream, cake and lemonade will be
served. The proceeds will go to
the Y. p. S. c.. E.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1904-07-21
FORESTVlLLE,

Miss Mary Corcoran is visiting
at Mike Firms.
Charles Boles was business call
er in this vicinity last week.
w. H. Cheney made a trip to
Saltwater one day last week.
Mrs. Mike Callahan, who has
been residing in Prescott, is at home
on visit.
Mr.. and Mrs. H. w. Thompson
visited at the home of G. M. Bre-
dahl Sunday.
The dance at Mrs. S. P. Warn
berg's was quite largely attended
and all present had very enjoyable
time.
There was no Sabbath school at
the school house last Sunday owing
to a misunderstanding about the
hour for beginning. Hereafter the
Sabbath school will begin at three
o'clock in the afternoon.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1904-07-21
GERTRUDE.

Miss Pearl Carley is out helping
her sister, Mrs. E. Pace, pick ber-
ries.
Mrs. C.. Nerva and Miss Tillie
Wahl visited at Mrs. ]. c. Rock
stad's Sunday.
Mrs. McDermott and children Of
New Richmond are visiting at the
home of her brother, Joseph Jiles.
Mrs. A. Jiles, who had been visit
ing with her son Joseph, has gone
to Gilman to visit her daughter
Mrs. M. Grant.
One of the doctors from River
Falls was out to see Mrs. I. G
Lauder, who was quite i'll, but is {
little better now.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1904-07-21
NEW CENTERVILLE,

Mrs. Ole Thompson is visiting in
Gilman.
Plenty of berries and pickers are
numerous
The dance at the bowery was
we'll attended.
Ole Nelson's new house is nearly
ready for plastering.
Mrs. Wadsworth of Kinnickinnic
is visiting at D. w. Bowen's.
Nora Saby is attending the teach
ers' institute at New Richmond.
Mrs. L. K. Larsen of Nerstrand
is visiting relatives and friends here.
Otto Olsen and Matt Nielsen are
having telephones installed in their
homes.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1904-07-21
TROY.

Haying is the order of the day.
Geo., Chinook made a business
trip to Saltwater one day last week.
Miss Henrietta Teare of Big River
and Mrs. Herbert Corson of Hector,
Mimi, visited at John Simpsons
last Friday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Chas. George start
for Gable next Monday, where they
will join DR.. Toby and family who
are camping at that place.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1904-07-21

We desire to express through the
press our appreciation of the kind
ness and sympathy shown US by
neighbors and friends on the occa-
sion of our sore bereavement and to
thank them for the manifestation.
E. P. HAMMOND,
]. |. CHASE,
MRS. MINNIE CHINOOK,
MRS. KATE NEWTON.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1904-07-21

THE Democratic party is big
enough to write its own platform,
select its own candidates and man.
age its own campaign" shouts a
Southern paper. That is certainly
a sign of development and growth.
The Democrats have had the Popu-
lists attend to these duties for the
last eight We ars.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1904-07-21
ICE.

The Kinnickinnic River Ice Co.
delivers ice to any part of the city.
Leave orders with A. V. Lovely.
Telephone No. Is.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1904-07-21
TRINITY EPISCOPAL.

Service at 1890 a. m. conducted
by DR.. E. E. Edwards. Public cor
diallv invited.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1904-07-21
The Democratic party has entere

The Democratic party has entered
a plea of guilty" to the charge OF
having been unsafe and insane tor
at least eight years. 1t is not alto
gether satisfied with it's present
symptoms, but is more hopeful
since it has taken the Republican
gold cure.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1904-07-21
WANTED.-A girl for light house
work. Inquire of Mrs. Raymer.
At the Churches.
METHODIST.

Methodist Episcopal church, Ed
gar E. Clough, Pastor. 1000 a. m.
Class Meeting; 1880 Preaching,
subject: How Shall Man Treat
His God?" Sunday School at IL m.
Epworth League at 7 o'clock. s
o'clock preaching, subject: ASA,
or what man can do for himself in
bad surroundings.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1904-07-21

List of letters remaining in the
postoffice at River Falls, Wis, week
ending July Is, 1904:
LADIES.
Gage, Mrs. r. NJ.
Conner, Miss Myrtha.
GENTS.
Ecker, Mr.. M.
Larson, Hans.
Williams, Harry.
c. G. GLASS, P. M.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1904-07-21
DRESS
YOUR BUILDINGS.

in a new coat of paint. Ev-
en- considering the preserva-
tive value of paint as nothing,
the improvement in appear
ances alone is worth much
more than the cost. If your
property is for sale you can't
afford to not paint-it will add
five to ten per cent to the sell
ing value.
We have studied the paint
question. We know what will
give the most satisfaction for
the expenditure, and we are
anxious to supply you with
the best grade of paints and
painters supplies, and insure
full value for every cent of
cost.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1904-07-21
Notice To Settle.

All parties indebted to the under
signed are requested to call and
settle. KNUTE WIGEN.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1904-07-21
For Sale.

Mrs. Sarah Tozer has for sale on
easy terms desirable city properties
dwelling houses and building lots.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1904-07-21
Biennial Saengerfest of the
Northwest.

For the above occasion we will
sell tickets to Milwaukee and return
on July q and %, good for return
until and including Aug. l, 1904, at
1855. w. S. DAVIS, Agent.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1904-07-21
For Sale.

l Corn Binder; l Grain Binder;
/ wide-tired Wagon; / Osborne Hay
Rake; English Trap.
PETER HAsTERT, City.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1904-07-21

Voters will doubtless observe that
no foreign power is thinking or
talking about overthrowing the
Monroe Doctrine lust now.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1904-07-21

The Republican party seeks to
convince the people. The Demo-
cratic party seeks to scare them.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1904-07-21

Jack Sprat would eat no fat,
His wife would eat no lean;
So 'twixt the two, what did they do
But lick the sbeef trust" clean?"
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1904-07-21

Are what kill But why worry about where's the
place to buy your flour. GOLD MEDAL Flour has COM
peed in all the worlds fairs that have 20 years
has first place in every The
GOLD MEDAL FLOUR. It's reputation and its sales
world wide You just good anybody else and the
money that you pay for and inferior will
buy GOLD MEDAL Improve your opportunity get the
best. For sale in any quantity at the CASCADE MILLS
We headquarters for bran shorts and mill feed We
buy your grain and all the time. Always call
when in Yours for business,
w. H. PUTNAM.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1904-07-21
Council Proceedings.
COUNCIL CHAMBER,

CITY OF RIVER FALLS, July ID, l9O4.
Regular meeting of Common Council.
Council convened at o'clock p. m., Mayor
Dunn in the chair
Aldermen present: Williams, Chinook and
Barg; absent, Knowles.
Minutes of the meeting of July 1st and I'd
read and approved.
Finance committee reported following bills:
The Plumbing and Steam Fitting Sup
ply Co., water pipes and supplies 1891 SO
w. H. Morrow, drayage, 353
w. H. Sanderson, assessor, salary. -. 10000
Chinook and Smith, drying hose, ........ ECO
F. Jackman, work on water main, 1920
F. ]. Savage. street work, ................ 1895
g !" sidewalk work, ...... ...... 1888
water services. 319
g g bridge work, 49,. 6076
{" . extension of water mains, 4S0
P Simon, city marshal, salary, ........... 22.50
EXTRA notice 500
Dunn Bros, Supplies Elec. Light Dept, ga
E. Buck, salary, Elec. Light Dept Also
T p Adams. 1000
T. Chinnock 1000
W Patterson. 1000
American Electric Co.. supplies Electric
Light Dept. ....................,.... $3.50
Fort Wayne Electric Co. supplies Elec.
Light Dept...... 1900
C. T. Ritchey, supplies Elec. Lht. Dept 6.63
Bills allowed, all voting aye.
Application of N. A. TT chandler and A. W.
Lund for cement walk on west side OF Main
street read and referred TO committee OF
streets.
ALLEN p WELD, City Clerk.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1904-07-21
THE LOCAL MARKET.

CORRECTED EVERY THURSDAY.
Following are the prices paid by
River Falls merchants and dealers
The Corvallis times. (Corvallis, Or.) 1888-1909, 1904-06-15
Corvallis K Eastern
Railroad
Time Card Number %.

For Yaquina:
Train leaves Albany. ......I I2:45 p. N
Corvallis. 49,. 200 p. m
&c arrives Yaquina. ......- $40 o. m
Returning:
Leaves Yaquina. .......... 6:45 a. m
Leaves Corvallis. .II:3o,a. N
Arrives Albany. .Iz:I5 D. N
8 For Detroit:
Leaves Albany ny............... 700 a. m
Arrives Detroit. ................I2:20 p. m
4 from Detroit:
Leaves Detroit. loo o. m
Arrives Albany SIS p. m
Train No. arrives in Albany in time
to connect with south bound train,
as well as giving two or three hours in
Albany before departure of P north
bound train.
Train No connects with the P trains
at Corvallis and Albany giving direct SER
vice to Newport and adjacent beaches.
| Train 8 for Detroit, Breitenbush md
other mountain resorts leaves Albany at
zoo a. m, reaching Detroit at noon, Civ
&pg ample time to reach the Springs the
Ame day.
2or further information apply to
EDWIN STONE,
Manager.
Cronise, Agent Corvallis.
Cockrell. Agent Albany.
The Corvallis times. (Corvallis, Or.) 1888-1909, 1904-06-15

GlI and test
~ deeeas d,
~ .ouEt, as such
lie clerk oil the county
Oregon, for Senton county
has liked Saturday the 9th
the hour of 2 o'clock in
1e q he H stae county cos9-t
ft house N S5ryallis, Oregon,
hearing any Ind all objeetiens
coount andsettlement thereof.
Ane Al, 1904.
Anna II. armstrong,
b the last viii ard testament, OF
The Corvallis times. (Corvallis, Or.) 1888-1909, 1904-06-15


Reduced Ronnd Trip Rates Ac-
count Worlds Fair.
First class tickets on sale June
16, II, 18, July /, 2, 3, August
s, ., 10, Sept 5, 6, 7, Oct. 8, 4, 5,
Roseburg to St. Louis and return,
good 90 days with stop over priv
ileges at rates ranging from $3.50
to $3.50 according to route chos-
en-. Passengers will have privilege
of starting on any date which will
enable to reach destination within
ten days from he sale date. In
quire at agent Southern Pacific
Co.
Bring your honey and buy chew.
ing gum in Corvallis on the 4th.
Everyone else will be here.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1904-05-13
Chinese Humor.

The Chinese minister was asked the
other day If there were any Chinese
humorists, says the New York World.
"Oh, yes" he replied, ''plenty Of
them. There are some very good jokes
In Chinese literature"
"Tell one," said the visitor.
"Well," said the minister, this is
famous Chinese story. There was once
a traveller stopped at the house Of
friend for some refreshment. He asked
for cup Of tea. 1t so happened that
the friend had no tea in the house,
but said he would send his son to bor-
row some from neighbor. The wife
put pot Of water on the fire to boil.
The son did not return and 1t became
necessary to add some cold water to
that boiling in the pot. This was done
several times. The son did not return
with the tea and finally the wife said,
Tnasmuch as the tea does not seem to
be forthcoming, perhaps you had bet
ter offer your guest BATH"
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1904-05-13
The COUNTRY ROAD.

From the busy fields Of farmer-folk
1t starts on its winding way,
Goes over the hill, and across the brook
Where the minnows love to play;
Then, past the mill with its water wheel,
And the pond that shows the sky;
And up to the bridge by the village store
And the church with Its spire so high
You would never think that the country road,
From the hill to the store could be
So long to boy with an errand 10 do
And another boy to see
You can never dream how short 1t is
From the farm to the frozen pond.
Nor how very much further it always Is
To the school house just beyond
oh, the country road! at the farther end
1t runs up hill and down,
Away from the woods and the ripping brook
To the toiing, rushing town.
But, best Of ALL when you're tired and sick
OF the noisy haunts Of men,
If you follow 1t back ii will lead you home
To the woods and fields again.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1904-05-13

amazement. "I-how on earth can
you understand business?"
1t was the first time she had ever
spoken in this way.
II don't know. But 1 am afraid I
will not live to see it. 1t is so
long"
She went back to the kitchen. The
dishes stood untouched upon the ta-
BILE, and little Lefty was seated upon
the steps, a basket of red peaches be.
side her, which the boarder brought
down from his room.
He was a young man, teacher in
Virginia country school, who had
come up to these hills geologizing in
his summer vacation.
II brought them from the Mcbride
farm, Mrs. Taney," he said. "They
are very common kind in the Shen-
andoah valley" handing them to her.
Mrs. Taney's thin features grew
warm.
IL remember a tree at home just
like these" she said, by the old mill.
My old nurse used to hold me up to
pull them for myself"
Your little girl tells me you came
from Fauquier County. 1t is fine
county"
1T is the most beautiful in the
world" said Mrs. Taney.
She stopped and went in hastily.
She felt the tears choking her. She
could hear Mr.. Burke tell the child
that his school was in Fauquier, and
that he often passed her grandfather's
house. 1t was for sale now with a
dozen acres about it; would sell very
cheaply, no doubt. Land had depre-
ciated since the war. "a quiet, COM
Portable little homestead, too," he said,
"as any In the State"
Mrs. Taney paused in her work.
"Oh, If l could only show it to Let
ty," she said to herself. "The dear
old farm. The sunny porches, the
Bourbon roses, and the great oaks
centuries old. She never had spoken
Of her old home to her other children,
but to Lefty she had talked of it often
when they were alone. Lefty was
like herself, the others were all Ia
neys."
She came to the door.
"Do you know, Mr.. Burke, If there
is an old negro on the place-a gar
denerT
Uncle Tod? Oh, everybody knows
the old man. And his stories about
the Clevelands, de family, as he calls
them"
"We were the Clevelands. And old
Tod is really living yet% she laughed
for the first time in year.
When Lefty had gone In, Mr. Burke
paced up and down the porch. He
was a manly, large-natured young
man, and his heart ached with pity
for the poor. pinched lives Of this child
ard her mother. All he could do to
show them kindness was to lend books
to Lefty, which she devoured eagerly,
for she was fond Of reading, in fact
she had obstinately persisted in stay
Ing at the free school until she had
educated herself.
William Taney waited until the
young man had gone, and then he
went into the pantry, where his moth
er was straining the last crook of milk.
Something in his manner made her set
1t down, trembling.
"You have bad news to tell" she
said.
mo" with an uneasy. stricken
laugh. "Most folks call It good. Fact
is, mother, I've made up my mind to
marry"
"Oh, William" her old cheeks color
ing.
II made up my mind three months
ago. And the girls courted, and the
weddings to be tomorrow. There
now. No need for you to look In that
way. I'm generally pretty close
mouthed about my own business, you
might know that And didn't choose
TO have the matter cackled over at
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1904-05-13

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holder when he gets fred.
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The Beaumont enterprise. [volume] (Beaumont, Tex.) 1904-current, 1904-09-13
The Rector's Blunder.

Tits is q verbatim report OF con-
versation that took place In an upper
broadway apartment one Thursday
afternoon about six months ago:
is this Mrs. So-and'So"
1T is"
- am the assistant rector OF the
Jericho church.
"Oh, yes. Won't you come in?'
Thank you. saw your name In the
registry and have been trying to i!n'
time to call on you ever since | came
to the church, but somehow ! could
not get around In this neighborhood
until to-day. But | think know your
children. Your son sings in the choir.
does he not?"
Yes"
"And your little girl is in Miss Ar
derson's Sunday school class, be-
lever"
Eyes"
"How old are the children?"
"Willie is fourteen and Mamie Is
nine"
well, well, anybody would think
your children were older than that
And he doesn't know to THIS day
why that woman has stopped soias to
church.--New York Herald.
The Beaumont enterprise. [volume] (Beaumont, Tex.) 1904-current, 1904-09-13
Preparing for the Hot Bed.

Every farmer should have a hotbed.
Start this in the fall by digging hole
three feet deep and six feet square
and fill with coarse manure. A frame
size of hole fifteen inches above the
surface on the north side and six
inches less on the south should be
provided. Fill this hole in the spring
with fresh hot horse manure and thor
oughly tramp as filed, being careful
to keep level. Four inches Of surface
dirt, consisting Of leaf mold or ordi-
nary loan mixed with sand and well
rotted fine manure should be secured
in the fall and kept from freezing.
Thoroughly wet down the manure be-
fore applying the surface dirt. L.
Hartwell,
The Beaumont enterprise. [volume] (Beaumont, Tex.) 1904-current, 1904-09-13
From "The Lift of the Heart"

When we stand with the woods around
NC
And the great boughs overhead'
When the wind blows cool on our lore
heads,
And the breath of the pines Is shed;
When The song of the thrush Is ringing
Wonderful. rich, apart
Betwecn the sound and the ,ilence
Comes a sudden lift of the heart.
Whom we seek with tie clearer vision
THAT Grief the Rcvealer brings
For the threads that are shot toge'her
In the close wrought Web of Things;
And find that Pain is woven
Into Love and Joy and Art
Rctwoen the search and the solace
Comes a sudden lift Of the heart.
and when lifes farthing candle
cutters and flares and sinks;
When the eye no longer wanders.
And the brain no longer thinks:
When only the hand pucks idly
At the sheet till the spirit part
Does there come between living and dy-
ing
A sudden lift of the hearth
Elizabeth Kempcr Adams in Atlantic.
The Beaumont enterprise. [volume] (Beaumont, Tex.) 1904-current, 1904-09-13
DOES and Automobiles.

"a dog that has once come IN con
TACT with an automobile never goes
back Tor second dose" said a man
who lives out in the Old York road
4 know, because l haxe six. | mean
dogs-not automobiles. See EN- limp
ing around? Well, every one has been
hit, and now they give the autos
Tide berth. You'd think that after
one or two had had the experience
they'd put the others next, but that's
where tie meanness Of dogs nature
comes in.
They say that every cog has his
day, and suppose they regard expert
ence as the best teacher It's hard to
Egurc the thing out; but, at any rate
every one of my six dogs has been
struck, with more or less serious re-
sllts. and now their curiosity Is salts
fed They are quite content to let
the machines whiz by, and save their
banks until the danger is past. Phil
edelrhia Record.
The Beaumont enterprise. [volume] (Beaumont, Tex.) 1904-current, 1904-09-13
IN A GOATS STOMACH.
Animal Had Taken Various snaeks
~ Annn-ea lunaar

animal Had Taken Various Snaeks
to Appesse Hunger,
Buchanan's goat is getting TO be
terror in that end 1falowR, Besides
drinking beer and doing the tight rope
act, he has an appetite worse than
that OF an ostrich He invaded a
peighbor's back yard yesterday and
was IN the act OF crawling OUTSIDE a
sack OF potatoes when the landlady
discovered the situation and sent the
hired girl after him. A little later he
became suddenly indisposed. A local
veterinarian was called and applied
the N'ray TO the goats stomach which
happened 10 contain among other mat
ters one apple pie, two pairs OF par
Tor slippers, four copies OF the Pros
pector. one War Cry. nine subpoenas'
three bench warrants for John Doe
one package smoking tobacco. one
ward linoleum. one box OF tacks, one
bisQue doll and other articles too mum
crous 20 admit OF inventory. He may
recover. II was the pie that knocked
him out.-Tombstone Prospecior.