The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1904-08-27
DoNALDsoNVILLE Ia, SATURDAY, AUGUST a. 1904
THE OFFICE SOY WANTS TO KNOW

/ Ii he entered that way throug
choice?
| How he ever managed to squeez
through such little thing as win
dow?
If his thoughts mustn't have beel
| sublime when he found that he coul6n'
move an inch either wey?
Why he didn't wire TO kuroratkil
for advice?
t the fellow that wrote the grane
jury report couldn't make D fortune
as an architect in the summer time?
+ How you would like to sit around this
kind of weather in house whose
walls were nothing but large
cracks?
If the lumber bill for such strnc.
ture wouldn't be extremely reasona.
BILE?
II the carpenter work oughtn't tc
come pretty cheap, also?
# the reference to the walls con-
structed OF large cracks wasn't the
largest crack of all?
II you've heard OF the summer trip
that Cushion Carrom and Fl. Joe pro-
pose to make next week?
When French Settlement became a
summer resort?
Il it earned the title because of the
anticipated presence of two summer
girls?
Whether Dona1dsonville hasn't got
Newport and Atlantic City beat 10
death if that is the case?
II the wharf on Sunday afternoon
wouldn't make the beach at Coney
Island look like neglected cemetery?
T the new bookkeeper across the
street is going to accept the little
Jimcrack's offer?
Ii be waaa't surprised to know that
he is welcome 10 Donaldsonvillen
What he would do with the town.
anyway?
Il the very little Jimcrack's editor
assumed the right to offer the burg to.
the new resident by virtue Of his Office
as justice OF the peace?
1t you ever heard OF an idea that
will remove elods and level streets?
Why the embryonic Greeley referred
TO above doesn't have the idea
patented?
If he can't perfect it in such a way
that it will remove sawdust ana create
level headsa
When Muidie began to aspire for
honors in the circus ring?
Why he didn't practice little be-
sore attempting TO dismount from his
lying steed?
II the idea came to him suddenly
hat he ba7 better get off?-or
II it came to the horse first?
If the result wasn't the same at all |
vents?
Why Muidie forgot to turn loose the
ems?
II it wasn't q shame to make the
lorse carry extra weight that way?
Why the long man doesn't invite his
riends down when he gives his next
II it's true that he is going to cut
ut the high dive from horseback and
the stunt OF jumping through
hoop?
If old man Chamberlain was sur
rised when the lady did the offended
ignity act?
Whether that isn't a peculiar habit
9 has OF laying his hand on that OF
is listener while he is talking?
How the lady aforesaid could be ex-
ected to know that the old chap
leant no harm?
f she thought he was trying to play
ands with her?
If you knew that the editor Of the
ztremely little Jimcrack is mind
sader?
How else can the fact be accounted
'r that ne knows what name is going
be signed TO communicated article
sfore the spasm appears in print?
IT it is possibly because he intends
, write the brilliant effusion himself:
Why xxx" and "Nuf SGD" con-
nue. to dodge the issues
If the next mythical writer who con-
ibutes a chunk of language contor-
on to the absurdly little Jimcrack
Ill be more straightforward?
II anybody hereabouts knows what
Vive Ia Galere3 means?
If the fellow who originated the nom
lows himself?
Ii he wouldn't be howling success
] editor OF q puzzle column?
II that isn't about the way with most
the wads Of seinti1lating sapiency
nich come from the trench ant DenS
this seeker after sobriquets2
Why ne doesn't adopt whistler
= w arbler' as his pen name?
II either of these titles wouldn't con.
al his identity about as well as the
hers have dones
What he's afraid OF, anyway?
Why it is that some people grab c
cir head when they re shot Id the
.el? :
II you're going to the Brothers
tertainment tomorrow night.
Why you don t decide TO blow your !
Jig and take TF1t1r best pipIY s