The Globe-republican., 1904-05-19
KANSAS NOTES
days ago at an age which the local

Ao lilele ~ HU lOllSer anything 10 ne
feared from the drought, the farmers
out in Kiowa county have begun to
worry lest there may be hailstorm
A Glen Elder girls commencement
grafton is entitled, Hitch Your Wagon
to a Star, But Keep the Endgate In"
There is need Of an affidavit to ac-
company the news that a Jewell coun-
ty farmer has gone into voluntary
bankruptcy.
The chef in @ Hiawatha hotel uses
a pair of brass knucks in pounding the
beefsteaks.
The state agricultural college, Man
haitian, has a B. A. society. Those
who do not belong say the A stands
for ache
General Miles has accepted an invi-
tation to deliver an address at the
state G. A. R. encampment at Empo-
ria next week.
One of the Jurors in the Dewey case
worried so much over the criticisms
of the verdict that he has been de-
clared insane.
Elmer Spare recently admitted to
one of the state asylums for the in
sane, has a mania for eating lard and
drinking catsup.
i The old-fashioned grocer who still
prides himself in handling both staple
and fancy goods" has a card in the
Great Bend papers.
3Hooligan's Troubles showed in Of
tawa few nights ago, but those who
have seen both say they are as moth
ing compared with Henry Aliens.
How quick ST. Petersburg and To-
kio can hear good news" observes
the Jewell City Republican, and how
long it takes the news of defeat to
filter through"
A farmer in Pike township. Lyon
county, refuses to have a telephone in
his house or take daily paper be-
cause "the temptation Is too strong
to waste time
The funeral of Norton county man
was held in a church last week and
the clergyman observed that 1t was
the first time he had been there for
ten years.
of man had his life to live over
again" says the philosopher of the
SedsWick Paragraph. he would prob
al ly get balled up fully as bad as he
did the first time"
A horse fell into a trench which
had carelessly been left without dan
ger signal in Hiawatha the other night
and was killed. The owner, instead of
claiming that the horse was worth
$500, admits that $25 was It's real
value, and offers to take $40. 1t is
believed to be case without a par
allel
The Izaak Walton club Of Newton
has bought tract of land along the
Little river and is preparing 10 cast
its lines in pleasant places,
Warden ,Iewett has started an over
all factory at the state penitentary.
by this means the convicts will have
something to wear when they send
their prison garb to the tailor's to be
pressed
Congressman Murdoch spent all his
spare time during the winter watch
ing the cash register in Secretary
Shaw's office, and is authority for the
statement that the government of the
United States costs s27 second.
The American Trotting association
has disalowed the alleged record of
1852 made by Cresceus In Wichita
last October. All who were concerned
in the deception are to be barred from
The turf excepting, possibly, Cres-
,eus.
Kansas has reason to feel proud that
Samuel W. Moore has been appointed
general solicitor of the Kansas City
Southern railway. He Is o graduate
If the law department of the state
University, and was once deputy treas
lrer of Douglas county.
Leavenworth Is having almost as
much trouble increasing the iointists'
fine" from $25 a month to $50 as
tansas CITY, Kan, had raising them
rom $50 to $1O0.
Emmett Dalton promises, K he is pa
oled from the state penitentiary he
I'LL not exhibit or identify himself
nth any show. That's what Cole
'ounger promised too.
The Minneapolis Messenger hopes
he prophesy that the world is to come
an end in ninety years is not cor
act. 1t wants to give Grant GIL
TT time to settle with his credit.
rs.
The Larned Tiller and Toiler wipes
lie perspiration from its brow and
vances the theory that most of the
ovs' games seem to have been in.
snted by the clothing and shoe deal.
s.
Seneca and Hiawatha are the flra.
WINS in the state to begin agtatlng
favor of adequate doings on "the
)urth."
Mcpherson is metropolitan enough
have some homegrown shopllft.
8.
Effingham points with some pride
ill l.