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Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1904-11-25
Expect Valuable Discoveries.

A good deal of secrecy has been
observed as to just what of scientific
value was learned by the recent voy-
age of the British ship Discovery into
the antarctic regions. The geograph-
ical results of the exploration are well
known, but the scientific results will
take a long time to work out. 1t Is
said, however, that secret has been
brought back which will shake the
foundations of many scientific be-
lief. Certain fossils have been found
which prove beyond doubt that once
no one yet can tell how long ago
mammals, and perhaps even men,
lived upon the land where now are
utter desolation and Understanding ice
and snow. These treasures were
packed into tin boxes and brought to
London under special escort to the
British museum, where they will
await inquiry by specialists. In speak
ing of the matter Sir Clements Mark
ham was most guarded. Still. he adj
mitted that the fossils must in any
case mean much. They may upset all
the theories as to the polar system
and the geographical origin and age
of the world.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1904-11-25
Main Building Roman Catholic Univer sity.

described. She returned to New York
the next day.
Soon after reaching her majority
Miss Caldwell, through her guardian,
Bishop Spalding, of Peoria, announced
to the Catholic hierarchy her inten-
ton of endowing the Catholic univer-
sity, and a council was held to con-
slider her offer.
Such a project long had been con-
sidered, but sufficient funds had never
been provided. Miss Caldwell donat-
ed the lightweight acres on the edge
of Washington, erected three of the
largest buildings, including Caldwell
hall, which is the largest Of the pres
ent group, and provided for the main
tenance of the university for three
years. Her sister, the Baroness Won
Zeedwitz, gave Caldwell chapel to
the university.
For this service Pope Leo XIII.
bestowed upon Gwendolin Caldwell a
diamond-studded medal, which he had
struck especially for her, and also
conferred the decoration of the Order
of the Rose, which distinction no
other woman ever has held
The young heiress went to Italy in
1887. and there met Prince Murat,
who was thirty-three years the senior
of Miss Caldwell, and deeply in debt.
He was the grandson of Murat, king
of Naples, and of Caroline, sister Of
Napoleon l.
After their engagement was an
nounced preparations for a regal we'd
ding were made, trousseau fit for a
queen secured, and the day for the
ceremony set.
The day before the marriage the
prince and his legal representative
and Miss Caldwell and her attorneys
met to arrange the antenuptial con-
tract. The prince insisted upon the
control of the fortune. Miss Caldwell
refused this. Then he offered to take
half of it. This the American Girl
refused, saying that she had intended
settling 5000 year upon her hus-
band. The prince wanted more. Miss
Caldwell at once broke the engage
ment and returned to America.
Miss Caldwell, in 1892, announced
| her engagement to the Marquis de
| Monstiers-M erinville. 1t was said to
be love match. She was married
on October 10 of that year, the cere-
mony being performed by Bishop
Spalding. After her marriage the
marquise went to Paris to live and
her entertainments were notable
there. She spent much of her time in
charitable iabors. Her health began
to fail two years ago. Since then she
has led the life of a recluse.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1904-11-25

a Lutheran, and since then also has
left the Roman Catholic communion.
The elder has been in bad health for
some years.
Prominent members OF the Roman
Catholic clergy in Washington ex-
pressed their surprise at the an
nouncement that the Marquise des
Monsters, formerly Miss M. G. Cald-
well, and the founder of the Catholic
university at Washington had re-
nounced the Catholic faith. In fact,
they were loath to believe she had
formed such determination.
Bishop Spalding, of Peoria, when
asked If he could assign any reason
for the Marquise des Monsters &C
ton. he answered that he could not;
that he knew her only as a good
Roman Catholic, and until the an
nouncement was made had given no
thought otherwise. ut is all a mys'
terry to me-" he said.
One official of the Roman Catholic
church attributed as possible cause
taking the story to be correct the
notoriety which the university gained
by the failure of Thomas E. Wagga'
man. its treasurer, by which the uni
versity suffered considerable imam
cial loss.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1904-11-25
LEARNED MUCH IN CHINA.
celestiaIs Taught New York Surgeon
Meaning of Contentment.

A New York surgeon, who has been
attached to a hospital in Soochow,
China, for some time, is home on a
brief visit. A friend asked him what
he had learned in China and the sur
geon replied: "Cheerfulness of mind
and stoical contentment. In New
York my chief trouble was trying to
forget that other men had more
money than l. No matter where |
turned it was to be brought face to
face with the ostentatious display of
riches, and l tell you it was mighty
hard to be cheerful in my poverty.
Poverty, of course, is only compare
tive. In China it is easy to be cheer
full and poor, and no trouble at all to
feel cor .ented Since making the
intimate acquaintance of the Chinese
l accept my lot in life with happy
philosophy and Indifference. l am
not tormented by unreasoning ambi-
ton and have forgotten the meaning
Of envy"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1904-11-25
sAlp TO BE OLDEST MASON.
Now Hampshire Man Vigorous In His
Hundred and Third Year.


James Bellows McGregor. of North
Vile, N. H., who recently celebrated
his one hundred and third birthday, is
believed to be the Oldest Mason In
the United States. Five generations
of his family joined in the celebra'
ton. His one hundredth anniversary
was observed by 700 of the Masonic
fraternity. When above 80 Mr.. Nc
Gregor painted the belfry of church,
climbing to the top to finish the job.
His health is still excellent, his figure
erect, his appetite good and he eats
what he likes. He is a great drinker
of coffee, but never uses liquor or to-
bacco. He makes his home with
son and grandchild in the old house
where he was born. Not long ago he
walked to the village store with MS
granddaughter, Alice McGregor, aged
% years, and on returning home old
age and youth were obliged to ascend
hill. When the summit had been
nearly reached the centenarian turned
laughingly and yet with a serious
meaning to his young companion, re-
marking: Am | walking too fast Tor
you?"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1904-11-25
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New Musical Instrument.

New Musical instrument.
It is rather strange that of the nu'
merous devices patented so few re-
late to musical instruments, and this
particularly SO as the piano, violin.
guitar, banjo and mandolin are so old
that they have grown common and as
yet no other instruments to fill their
places have been introduced. A new
musical instrument suitable for par
lor entertainment is shown here. 1t
is made of wood and the inventor
claims that it will give forth sounds
differing from those produced by any
instrument in the nature of horn,
flute or whistle, being very simple and
easy to learn.
Most of the novelties that have
heretofore been introduced have been
suitable mostly for outdoor use, but
this one can be played in the house
without Earring on the nerves and ear
as much as beginners work does on
the piano. The body Of this instru'
ment is a thin metal tube formed
with the sound opening having fea'
Their edge, so that when the player
blows into the mouthpiece the body
vibrates and produces pleasing tones
the length of the vibrations being de-
termined by the position of a piston
rod, which can be moved to make any
note within the range of the instru'
ment. In using the instrument the
player grasps the mouthpiece with one
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1904-11-25
Rapid Track Layer.

A new railway track layer, with a
crew of forty men, will lay two miles
of track day. The track layer has
q huge crane, sixty feet long, which
projects forward over the road and
hauls behind it train of sixteen flat
cars loaded with ties and rails. A
continuous line of the latter move
constantly over rollers and carry the
ties with it. Both rails and ties are
seized at the proper time by machin-
cry and placed on the road in front
If the train where they shortly form
part of the track over which it passes.
This device is said to be the most ex-
peditious as well as economical track
aver in the world.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1904-11-25
WEALTHY WOMAN LEAVES
CHURCH SHE BENEFITED

The Marquise des Monsters Mer-
inville, formerly Miss NJ G. Caldwell,
who, it will be remembered, founded
the Roman Catholic university at
washington some years ago, has re-
pudiated her former creed and left
the Roman Catholic church.
1t will be remembered that the mar
quise des Monsters Merinville and
her sister, the Baroness Won Zeed-
WITT, are the daughters Of the late
William S. Caldwell and his wife, who
was Breckenridge of Kentucky.
Shortly before his death Mr.. Caldwell
became a convert to Roman Catholic
ism and left his children to the care
of Roman Catholics in New York,
whom his wife had met in church
circles.
The younger sister married some
fifteen years ago German nobleman,
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1904-11-25
A THANKSGIVING HYMN.

We whose eternal power
Guides countless worlds through space.
Keeps also each sweet flower
That springs to wear His grace.
Then fear not, oh, my soul,
Though seas around thee roll
And tempests roar!
Though but drop thou art
In life's immortal sea.
Yet In His watchful heart,
He loveth thee.
He who. at midnight grim,
Bids thunders peal His praise,
Hears also each low hymn
The countless insects raise.
Then fear not, oh, my tongue,
Though small and weak thy note.
Though praise to Him be sung
From worlds remote
Although thy voice seem lost
Upon the thoughtless air.
He who needs heavens great host
VIII hear thy prayer!
He whose life-giving breath
Thrills seasons as they roll,
Keeps also thee from death,
Oh. troubled. trembling souli
Then fear not when the ills
or life's long battles cease,
And His bright angel fills
Thy ways with peace
He who sustains the sun
While fleeing years decline,
Will. when this life be done.
Still on thee shine!
Ernest w. Shurteff in Congregational
list.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1904-11-25
Distinctly American.

Thanksgiving is the holiday of all
others that is most racy of American
soil 1t has not only a religious sig
nificance, but it is day of festivities,
giving, smile should wreath every
face and hospitality should be uni
versal.
The first Thanksgiving celebration
was held by the Plymouth colony in
1921 in New England. But it was
not universally celebrated through
out the United States until after the
revolution.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1904-11-25
COL. ANTHONY A BELIEVER.
Made Statement of Religious Greed on
His Deathbed.

His DedtnDcO.
Shortly before his death Col. ID. X.
Anthony of Leavenworth said that u
an epitaph were to be put on his
tombstone it should give the date or
birth and death and this summary or
his life: HE helped make Kansas
free state. He fought to save the
union. He published the Daily Times
for nearly forty years in the interest
Of Leavenworth. He was no hypo-
critic" AS he neared the end he called
one of the members Of the family to
lis bedside and dictated the follow
ing statement relative to his religious
IDEAS: II die in full confidence OF a
livine power who made and controls
he universe. Whatever was made by
hat divine power is perfect and re-
mains perfect. We should do unto
others as we would be done by
lon't believe God ever created a devil.
don't believe that devil exists any
where except in the heart of a man
Or beast"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1904-11-25
Woman Master Of Foxhounds.

Many women in the British islands
hunt their own barriers, but only one,
Miss Edith Somerville, is M. F. H.
(master of foxhounds when the title
is borne by mani. Miss Somer-
ville's home is in Ireland, the O'Dono-
van being the honorary secretary. In
addition to being noted sports
woman. she is a successful novelist,
some of her books taking high rang
among the humorous works of the
past few years.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1904-11-25
Combine Telephone and Telegraph.

Combine Telephone and Telegraph.
A new complication of the telephone
and telegraph with a new complication
electrician, E. Malcotti, who makes
triple proud boast Of his invention;
firstly. that the apparatus is susceptible
of being used on any existing telephone
lines without any previous alteration
of the latter; secondly, that secrecy
is warranted of any communication;
and, thirdly, that the construction is
simple and the price of the instrument
low. The distinctive feature of the
apparatus is the fact that there Is
no necessity of installing any special
exchanges and special lines, but that
for the telecryptograph, for thus the
telephone innovation has been christ
ened. The apparatus is worked by
currents analogous in every respect to
telephone currents, and, therefore, in
no way interfering with the ordinary
dispatch is warranted by device al
lowing OF any two apparatus being
timed for a figure established before
hand so as to keep the telephone Sc.
cret throughout the line as we'll as at
the receiving station, the messages ar
irving as ciphered kilograms. The re-
ceiving apparatus may be caused to
decipher automatically the dispatch.
either after reception or during the
same. The number Of ciphers the APP
paratus is susceptible of is upwards OF
6,O0O,O00,OO0, which is practically il
fnitp
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1904-11-25

her mothers death inherited $780,
900 more.
After graduating from convent
she and her sister, the present Baron
ess Won Zeedwitz, went abroad to
travel with their aunt.
- On their return to America, Gwen
dolin went to Louisville, KY, rented
an entire floor of the Gait house, and
prepared to entertain in a manner
new to the people of that place. Her
first public appearance was at the
opening night of Mary Anderson.
After the play see entertained half OF
Louisville in her apartments. The
newspapers the next morning printed
columns of not too friendly comment
on the appearance Of the heiress and
especially Of her imported gown. 1t
was low cut and Miss Caldwell OBJ
| jected to the manner in which 1t was
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1904-11-25
FUNNY STORIES HURT TRADE.
Humorists Scare People from New
York's Famous Hotel.

The managers Of the st. Regis
hotel, New York, complain that news
paper humorists are soaring people
away from the house with their
stories of the enormous expense Incl
dent to living in the new hosiery.
Among the funny paragraphs printed
are these: Waiter bring me plate
of st. Regis ice cream, if it does not
cost more than s414." Il regret that
we are all out of that, sir. The cheap
est thing is a chocolate eclaire, at
$500 per half portion" You can live
nicely at the Hotel st. Regis for $780,
900 year. 1t is caravansary whose
cachet will be so unmistakable that
none save those of the largest means
and the most unmistakable social
standing will care to be among its
patrons, so icy will be the reception
to Others"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1904-11-25
REGRETTED Voting So Soon.

Representative Dalton, of West
Virginia. says that on election day a
friend of his met darby coming from
the polls at one of the precincts and
asked: "Well, Sam, what are they
voting for down there?" MARS
Thomas" answered the negro, dis
mornin' dey WIZ votin' fer two dollars
an err half but I don't knows what
dey is votin' fer now. 'spects dat l
voted too soon, Mars Thomas"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1904-11-25
loo BUSY to See pyramids.

The Westminster Gazette reports
the case of an English officer who was
stationed for two years at Cairo and
who never took the trouble to go out
to look at the pyramids. In explain
ing his failure to see those landmarks
of progress he said What with polo
and parties and bridge and cricket l
never had minute to myself"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1904-11-25

sonality of SHAKESPEARE, there is fam
ciful tale extant of now he once res
cued himself from the hostile In
dams in a strange, terrible manner.
Almost the very worst thing that
could be said about John was his
fondness for persiflage of the plati-
mum variety. John stood in the in
ner circle, tied to stake, ready for
the incineration. The wiry Indians
brought in armfuls and armfuls of
ears OF corn, for it was a year of
bounty in the fields. They planned a
decent burning. of a fire made of
corn The chief said as much.
my. that's amaizing,' replied ohm
Smith
Every Indian fed and John play
fully wriggled out of his bonds and
winked his eye many times. Thus is
the white man superior.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1904-11-25
Gave Himself Away.

Prof. Ladd, instructor in psychology
at Yale, while lecturing before the
members of the senior class a short
time ago, unconsciously gave him
self away" in this fashion: Now, let
me illustrate that point. One day a
celebrated psychologist. world
renowned psychologist, might say,
was walking down street when I met
a little girl, and said to her" What
the professor said was drowned in the
outburst of laughter from the stu.
dents.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1904-11-25
"Punkin" Pie.


At last, punkin pie!
No Disgusting that this is meant to
be master stroke; that it is intend.
ed to do for punkin pie w'at James
Boswell did for DR.. Johnson and thus
bring us right along into Zane with
the pie. But the chief pleasure lies
in knowing that there is no unwilling,
cantankerous audience to be convert
ed, that the talk may be directed TO a
solid, answering army of pie-eaters,
who will round out Thanksgiving day
with a big, golden punkin pie.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1904-11-25
Gymnasium on Liner.

On the new North German Lloyd
liner Prinz Eitel Friedrich, which
leaves Southampton for China and
Japan. is a gymnasium, twenty-five
feet long, twenty.one feet wide and fif-
teen feet high. 1t contains machines
for rowing, swimming and cycling,
machines that will exercise every
muscle in the body, and two Swedish
electrical health machines.