The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1904-12-29
THISTLES.

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mund o. msises. IT go,s with me, all
fiEhi Ard ier TIC at1s lea minutes The
mlcrgbss sed btc.ii, toasted utm3ltsad.
II, tpfll' pay % talk 'beu; yoh troubles
nii tintls E5tb, 10 mo you hOllsrsbout
el,ia cheated Ia mule trade, de lees
ehaEc 500 BIS u woilia DC mule { n on
toinebadf eist.
-fou fea'. mipd ny lcaylfg so mspy q
hHg blH a. ynrs said The collector, with
touch - sarcasm. NJ, Itdesd. replied
no womfu Ia the door. We rather like It.
TIE chilartn do thsif ,r,mples on the
racks Fl lhtm
Why u q thai 20 many men marry
sliOws stkfd the youpg mao with the
lldpsn mufftehe. Wen. yentured the
ail With the gum, guess It's because they
don't know enough to hide when they see
ore.
The Inventor of new feeding bottle
for infants seat cut the following smopg
ll directions for using when the baby
i done drinking It mus. be unscrcwed and
isld hi cool place under the hydrant. II
the baby does rot thrive on fresh milk II
should Be boiled.
81 you think the cashier Of the St.en,b
Bank is sll right. do youi asked stock.
holder, Nel, said the bank examiner,
when | call around to examine the books
he doesn't act as II be wss specially glsd
70 zee me
UnelC Wei, you've told me about
What YOU have done and what you expect
10 do, and sll that. Now, please state what
you ar doing jast at present. Nephew
--l-sr-er-- So | thought. IL decent
taio fny particular energy to err.
--Jass Dum!ey-l'm afraid there's not
much chance for M With May. Cousin |
Nsa-Neniena Why do you ssy that
She tolA me was a lobster last night. |
ftu ge.e dtt't you know fhtis passion.
h,ely fond Of lObsterf
She Hoped lie Would Good night,
aid Mr.. staylste, laally breaking away.
Igr enIoyed myself Immtnsely. Now,
ntx Sunday night i-ar-txpsct to pats
yfuf ause and That will be nice. Goo d |
nigh. ssld she, and ghut the door.
--Florercr--H How did you get along v ith
your French while you were In Parlsi Mar.
lon Beautifully. Then you had no diff
Guilty IN mskirg yourself UNDERSTOOD Oh,
don't rhink anybody had The least idea
what was taking shout, but then, you
know, they sre 30 polite 10 Paris.
MR.. woodhY--You don't mean to ssy
sou paid my millinery's bill today br.
w0ndby--Ot course. l'he bill reached NJ
Yesterday ard thought the mllliner might
pr,d the money, So Slmpleton How
do you crpcc! % to be considered real
tHell II we pay our bill promptly
Id you eijpy classical mus'cf asked
the Young woman. Yes, mIss, answered
~. ComroH, ! enjoy Il very much bit
Il yer csu get over the idea that the tur %
= ould sound better u they were played tyl
a mad lIlu or BAT u cluh.
LIS prstty cold here nor, but | sup.
TOE you're gad to get back from South
Ameries. Yes, replied the returned tor
Ia, I'm last diving TO get some nice soft
boiled eggs. WY Couldn't YOU get any
,herc' Ne, indeed. IL was so hot the
tte hens lsld nothing bu. hard boiled eggs.
Speaking Of advertisements, The EDDY
vile, lows, Tribune has this one compcted q
by,s locsl hatte': "ifyou wan, your soup
s,rairers pruned We viii block them out 10
my pattern-hp ileklers, fsntAils, billy
goats or peseheriuos Hair cuts of all
Slnds, from woolly willlcs to ring.round.
-oaeyF. Wash your ears without extra
,harge. jsger's wbiskersiIun.
All sighed the sentimental maid, |
could III and gszs 81 ihe moon for hol q.
Would were the man 10 H. said the csl'owl
fouih who wat helping her to hold dov
be iaslh seat on the lawn. same htre,
he replied. wcaiily. Then yen would he
icsriy 10000 miles away,
Old Joshua Martin was noted for Bio
Ihlll,y 10 make a close bsrssin, but once IN
white be met bis match. say, mater,
,e began, ~ he walked into bsrber II op
re msrket.dsy. while waiting to dispose
4 bis ord, EARNINGS mighty bad newa-
Isys. Ycu ought 70 lssnmc have a shave
'or ns esrts. why, n stoa'i tell ytu
he Price hsd TO take for my garden ssa-
sehto returned .hs barber, buf hct 10. III