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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-01-08
AT THE COLISEUM.
Good Games of Polo and Basketball
Please Good Crowd.

At the Coliseum, Thursday evening,
a large audience. one of the larg D..
ones of the season. was in attendance
and some very Interesting sport was
seen. The first game was Il prelimi
nary one OF basketball and in it the
Shoe Factory team by good team WORK
had an easy victory over the Read
Rangers. The score was 10 to =. The
summary:
Shoe Factory-Osborne. r. f.: Thorn
ton. |, f.: Armstrong. c.; Heath, |. g.;
Foster. +. &.
ger, r. g.; Eced, c.; WudsWorth, +. f.:
Turner. |. f.
ScGre-Shoe Factory. u; Ready
Rangers. > Goals from floor-EIeatr
3: osborne. .: Foster Goals from
Hamilton, ;; Osborne. Fouls
Wordsworth. ,: Armstrong. Thornton,
Hamilton. Heath. Referee. Straffir.
Timer, chase. Scorer, Ring. Time,
10-minute periods.
The polo game developed into being
one of the fast ones of the season an
the visitors had a worthy team on the
floor. The Lewiston boys started il
lively by scoring once when MarShman
scooped one i'll 4 minute and half.
but during the remainder of the periO
Gardiner put six into the visitors cage.
Marley in this period showed his hes,
ut center.
The second period was rather slower
/ than the first ana in 11.45 Marley di
more star work and Gagged another. "a
did Goodwin before the period ended
and Gardiner led, to |. The last
period of polo was q continuation Of
the fast work and Gardiner was still
on the floor for more scores and Marleyy
Gagged another by pretty drive and
put the home teams score up to ..
Lewiston scored the second tine when
Parquette Knocked a neat one by Har-
rinston. Gardiner rushed the playing
and in less than minutes Goodwin
had Gagged two more and with anothe:
-Marlcys sixth goal--and Gardeners
score was II. Martellc. I.ewiston':i
center. broke his skate and as no sub
stitute was available he went out of
the game and Gardeners center. Mar
ley, was also taken from the floor Each
team scored one goal and the game
ended with Gardiner winning Is to g.
The summary:
lewiston arshman. 1st rush: Par
quette. 2d rush; Martelle. center:
Wrenn. halfhack: Pcasleo, goal.
! Gardiner-Goodwin. LIST rush: Scot.
| ID rush: Marley. center: Gordon. half
back: Harrington, goal
Goals. Won by. Rush by Gagged by. Time
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-01-08
CLOTHIERS
Daily kennsbst Journal
GARDINER.

Journals Telephone Call, 3-12.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-01-08

ldnIlIy DI OOU talnt.
Scrofula is bred in the
bone, is transmitted
from parent to child,
the seeds are planted in
infancy and unless the
blood is purged and pu-
rifed and every atom of
the taintremoved Scrof-
ula is sure to develop at
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-01-08

Talk with c. II. Became abouA egg
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-01-08

Scroiua nanltess itself IN ways. Swelling the
neck and throat weak white swelling offensive
scesses skin eruon loss of strength weakness in
1t IS miserable disease and traceabe almost every s
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-01-08

Al alarm was yung at 4 O'Clock
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1904-04-25
FUEL,
Try the Cascade Fuel Co. for wood
or coal. Phone Main PA.
READ THE MARKET NEWS
IN
THE OREGON DAILY JOURNAL

Nothing is omitted which concerns
the interest of buyers and sellers In
the live stock, grain, provisions, pro-
duce and financial markets-the quota
tons are comprehensive. and are in
every way reliable.
day a full ana truthful report Of the
The Journal in addition carries every
worlds news and presents many spe-
cial features of deep inteiest to tbs
average reader. The Journals wa-
mans page, the illustrated sporting
news page, Journal stories and comic
pages and other good things make II
very popular family newspaper,
clean and bright from A to q and
years end to years end.
Daily. one year by mail, only 81; si1
months, 1925, three months. s1.25.
Semi weekly 104 issues, one year,
$3.50.
Weekly. 81. The issues Of the Semi
Weekly and Weekly Journal also con-
tain the market news and all Of the
features of the Daily Journal. Address
THE JOURNAL, Portland. Or.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1904-04-25
TWO TRAINS DAILY

Time Schecule-waTla WaEa:
no. I Arrives from SpO-
kane and departs tor
Pendleton -. ....... $3.50 p m
No. s Arrives from Pendle-
ton and the East. and
departs .... .....11:l5 a III
No. 43 Leaves for Portland
and Spokane, via Wal
lula ...,.... 10 80 p m
No. "A Arrives from Portland
and Spokane via Wal
lula D: 10 u III
No. Al Leaves daily, except
Sunday for Pendleton
and East $3.50. ....10:00 n
No AZ Arrives from Pendle-
ton, except Sunday. 9:20 p m
No. SIS Arrives from Dayton. $50 D m
NO. SIS Leaves for Dayton. -. 81 m
Pullman Standard and Tourist
Sleeping cars daily to Omaha, Chi
cago; Tourist Sleeping car daily to
Kansas City; Pullman tourist sleeping
cars personally COnducted weekly to
Chicago; reclining chair cars (seats
free) to the East daily.
STEAMER LINES.
San Francisco PorlIand route.
Steamer sails from Portland 8 p. m
every days.
Daily Boat Service between Port.
land and Astoria except Sunday at
.. m. Saturdays at 10 p. m.
SNAKE RIVER sOATS
Leave Riparta dany except Satur-
day, $40 a. m.
Leave Lewiston daily except Friday
700 a. m.
r. BURNS Gen. Agent,
Walla Walla, Wash.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1904-04-25
Buying Prices.

These are the quotations on the TO-
cal market:
Onions-Per cwt. $500.
Carrots-Per sack soc.
Reets-Per sack or box SOC.
POtatOeS-Per CIV. 65c.
Sweet potatoes-Local sZ.oV Del
W.T.. California-4.50 per cwt.
Cabbage-Per h., 14c.
Turnips-Per sack 40c.
Parsnips-Per sack 40c.
Carrots-Per sack SOC.
CeIery-1ac crate 90c.
Apples-Per ID. 12c.
Rntter-Country, SOC per roll.
Eggs-Fresh, per doz, zoe.
Chickens-Hens per h., &c TO Sc
Boosters per ID. SC, Spring Ch1ckens
mar III &c. Geese per ID. &c, Ducks per
III To. Turkeys per ID. 1212c, Eggs zoe
lash. 2712c in trade.
Choice Beef Cattle-Cows, 212 steers
&c.
co1ves-T.ive &c to SC, dressed SC.
Good hogs-Live 412c; dressed o12c C.
Sbaan-Wethers So; Ewes, SOU,
Lambs. So,
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1904-04-25
The Magazines

In the May Century.

IN tNe way century.
w. May Century's features of war
interest win be unhappy Korea" and
* ..a. Jhe Bone of Contention"
l... from authorities. The Rev. Ar
til. JaG-on Brown, D. D, author of
ri. New Era IN the Philippines" is
,..-tury of the board of foreign mis-
-...- If the Presbyterian church. He
has travelled in Korea and knows the
...ut.m- whereof he writes, condi-
....- which may we'll make Korea I'M
t...g. Homer 3. Hubert, who con-
,..a--e the account of Korea. the
3d.. If Contention" will be remem-
f...E MS author Of The Sign of the
Ja" and narrator of In Search
81. Siberian Klondike." He has been
.H-.r Of the Korea Review of Seoul
st.. some years and has made study
of Korean history, ethnology. etc. His
F.. W.H discuss the probable fate
or Korea in the event of either Rus
- .r Japanese victory; ana will
... % upon how the result Of the war
m- ~e.t America and American
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1904-04-25

REVISED DAILY.
Retail Prices.

Retail Prices.
The selling quotations on the 10
al market are:
Sugar-Per 100 lbs. s6.1O to $3.50.
Cheese-Per ID. 25c.
egetables-Potatoes, FER sack, Csc
Onions-Per 100 lbs, $3.50.
Cabbage-Per 100 lbs, $500.
Beets-Per 10. 1c.
Celery-Per dOz. punches Acc.
Sweet pOtatoes-Per Id sc.
Apples-Per box, $1.25 o $500.
Fruits-Oranges per doz., SOC to 60c
Lemons-per doz. 25c to soc.
Eggs-Per doz 25c.
Butter-Country, per roll Acc and
soc. Creamery, per roll, zoe.
Flour-Per Dbl. 420 to $3.50. Graham
dour per 5O-lb sack s12O, Whole
wheat flour per sack, $1.2O, Rolled Oats
per ID. sc.
Hay-Baled per ton, Alfalfa, SIC;
Wheat SIS; Timothy 500.
Bran-Per ton. SIG; shorts, per ton
s17; rolled barley, per ton. $40 and s21
Fish-Per ID. Salmon 15c; HalIbu'
l219c; Soles 10c; Perch 1212c; Rock
Cod. 1872; Herring, 10c: Crabs 25c;
Oysters, Eastern in at. cans, csc to 15c
Olympia, bulk at. zoe.
Meats-Beef-P steak lIA2
Sirloin steak 15c, round steak, II u c.
shoulder steak loo. No. l prime roas'
lOc to 12kc; common roast SC to lOc;
boiling beef &C to Sc: leg of mutton
l21bc to 15c; chops 1214c and l5c;
pork roast 1Oc to 12Ac; chops 10c to
1212c.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1904-04-25
THE VlAVI TREATMENT

WHAT IT IS AND HOW 1T CURES.
1t is a vegetable food and is put UP
in various forms and is applied to all
parts of the body that are effected.
The nerves are nourished and
strengthened. a proper circulation
is established. This carries the dis
ease out of the system in natures
own way. Baths and the Viavi sys-
TEN of treatment applied at the Viavi
parlors. Rooms 10 and 20 postofice
building.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1904-04-25

Offers choice or t1rr.r c-ceways.
KANSAS CITY, ST. JOSEPH or
OMAHA, to Chicago and points East.
Through Standard and Tourist
sleeping cars daily between San Fran
cisco and Chicago via Los ANGLES
and El Paso.
Through Tourist Sleeper each
TUESDAY from Portland to Chicago
via Salt Lake and Colorado Springs.
Through Standard Sleeping car
daily between Ogden and Chicago.
Lowest rates in effect always avail
able via Rock Island System"
Reduced ROUND TRIP RATES In
effect on July Is and 16 and August
Is and 26; 80 days return limit.
Be sure to see that your ticket reads
via the
ROCK ISLAND SYSTEM.
The best and most reasonable Din
Ing Car service.
For rates, folders, etc., write to or
call on,
GEO. W. BANTER.
L. b. GORMAN, Trav. Pass, Agt.,
Genl. Agt.,
$50 Alder ST.. Portland Ore.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1904-04-25
REAL ESTATE.

SO acres of alfalfa land; house,
barn and orchard; close to graded
(school; miles county seat. If sold
}soon will take $3.50
( 200 acres mountain land; 40 acres
in cultivation; fair house and barn;
}WelI and spring close to school;
,$3000-$1500 cash, balance Go on
deferred payments.
$40 acres 10 miles north of Day
ton; $50 acres in cultivation, bal
lance pasture; fair house and barn;
price $3.50 per acre.
} 14S acres of bottom Touchet LAND,
good alfalfa or timothy land; good
house, barn; close to town; price
$50 per acre.
500 acres good bunch grass stock
ranch; plenty of water; good house
and stock scales; price 81 per acre
] E. HOUTCHENS, Mgr,
Washington, oregon & Idaho Land Co.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1904-04-25

Through Seepers,. Dining. and Chair
Cars.
LEAVE WALLA WALLA DAILY
No. 2. Passenger for Pasco
Seattle, Tacoma, Port
land, Spokane and
East ........ ....... IL 90 p m
No. Mixed for Dixie,
Waitsburg and Day.
ton $3.50. ....... IL: 80 p. m
No. Mixed Sundays only)
for Eureka Flat
points. 80. 80. Z: As q. m
ARRIVE AT WALLA WALLA
No. l Passenger from Pasco,
Seattle, Tacoma, Port
land, Spokane and
East Az. ~ q III
No Mixed from Pasco
and Northern Pacific
points. ..1l. 10 q. m
No. 6 Mixed from Dayton
Waitsburg and way
points. - 81 p. m
No. Mixed (Sundays only
from Eureka Flat
points ..... ........ A. ? m
Trains Nos. 1 and 2, between Pasco
and Walla Valla are straight passen-
ger trains and carry first class slice per
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1904-04-25
M. SHAM

wALLA WALLA JUNK SHOP::::
Wholesale and retail dealers
IN all kinds OF hides, wool, scrap
iron, brass, copper, rubber. lead
zinc, bottles, old rubbers and sec-
md hand sacks, and second
Aaud furniture, stoves and car.
pets -
EPSTEIN G. YOUDOV'TCH
phone Black 651. 121 East Main ~
WAILA WaLLA WASH.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1904-04-25

COTTAGE OR HOUSE WANTED.

WANT TO RENT y FIVE ROOM
cottage or small house with one bed
room down stairs. Must be modern
and good location. Write to Milton
Huber, Spokane, Wash.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1904-04-25
::::WHiTE RONT::::

WALLA WALLA JUNK STORE.
is prepared to buy hides, wool, scrap
iron, brass, copper, lead, zinc, bottles,
sacks, old rubbers, furniture and
stoves. Why let these accumulate
turn them into cash. los East Main
street.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1904-04-25
ON THE STOOL OF REPENTANCE

OF other bishops We're in attendance
AZ the conclusion Of the ceremonies
many costly presents We're bestowed
upon the newly consecrated bishop.
These included complete confrma
ton set presented by Bishop Cusacks
former associates in the Apostolate
Missionary band, a magnificent Epis-
copal ring set in brilliants came from
an unknown New Yorker.
He's employed by the railroad COM
pahy now, 1 understand" Yes, he
has charge of the puzzle department"
The What?' He makes out the time
tables"
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1904-04-25
MALE HGLr WANTED.
LOST.

LOST-TORTOISE SHELL COMB.
gold top, three turquoise in top.
Suitable reward if returned to the
Statesman office.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1904-04-25
DETECTIVES.

PRIVATE EVIDENCE TRACED.
VIII shadow anybody. Associates.
etc. Arson investigated. Address
Leroy L. Furgerson, Walla Walla.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1904-04-25
SUIT sPoNGING AND PRESSING

Suppose we CLEAN and PRESS
your winter suit before you lay 1t
away for the summer.
Suit, Sponsins & Pressing Club
81 N. Second ST. Phone Black 485
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1904-04-25
FOR SALE

SOME CARDS FOR SALE HERE.
For Rent Gall kinds).
For Sale"
Don't Spit on the Floor"
'Dressmaking."
Notary Public"
mo Trespassing." (cloth
"Buttermilk, &C."
please Pull the Plug"
For Rent, Apply to ----.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1904-04-25

Read the ads in the Statesman.
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The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-12-17
SPEAKER
c. a GU E
| TAKING
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I II IN v

and bracing, contributing, no doubt, to
the excellence of her health.
y Her distinguished son visits her sew
eral times year, on his journeys be-
tween his home and Washington. He
is exceedingly kind to her and watches
her condition with tender solicitude.
Needless to say, she is very proud OF
she reads her Norwegian papers, she
watches with keen interest FOR news Of
his doings at Washington. It is said
that she was very proud of him even
when he was only tEbarefoot boy with
cheeks of TAM on the farm, and that
she then firmly believed and predicted
that he would some day rise to distinc-
ton.
Mrs. Nelson has always been noted
in Deerfeld for her genial disposition
and hospitality. When she lived on
the farm she took delight in stopping
her friends who passed along the road
near by, in order to invite them into
the house and have them partake Of
her hospitality. Many a hungry way
ing from town, where he could not af-
ford to buy dinner, was taken in
charge by her and made to partake Of
her coffee, fry cakes, cookies or kring-
ler,' the standard Norwegian lunch.
The old Nelson homestead in Deer
field township Is now owned by the
senator, who has taken great pains to
make 1t an up-to-date, well-regulated
farm. he bought it in order to keep
the family into the hands Of strangers
an event peculiarly repugnant to Nor.
wegians; their family pride rebels
against the surrender of the old family
estate, however barren or poor It
may be.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-12-17
THE ACTORS CHRISTMAS
Florence Stone Tells How Is Is Enjoyed,
~ Despite Circumstances.

"Christmas time always reminds me-
said Florence Stone last evening in her
dressingroom at the Ilyceum, <"of one of
the merriest YuletiGes have ever enjoyed
since I have been on the stage
Miss Stonet was utilizing the time dur
ing the second act Of, "A Social Highway
man." when she does not appear on the
stage, to finish dressing a doll for Santa
Claus to take to a child friend.
Stage people, you know" said Miss
Stone, ''have to take their Christmas as
1t comes. They are usually far from home
and family and the associations which
make Christmas dear, but in such a COM
pany all usually join at the holiday time
to make O. temporary family, and enjoy
as much Christmas festivity as the day
of extra matinees and hard work will
allow.
''When was 49, was leading lady
looked not more than IL, and the members
of the company used to joke about my
'kiddish' appearance, and call me baby
and the little one.'
Christmas eve, after the performance,
they gave me q Christmas tree on the
stage, taking me, partly in jest and part.
ly in affectionate earnest, as the repre-
sentative Of the children present only in
loving thoughts, and certainly II the
Christmas spirit ever invaded the dusty,
uninviting region behind the scenes, it
was on that occasion.
"a big tree was erected in one OF the
WINGS and as the fireman would not al
low us to light it with candles the kind
hearted property man covered It with tiny
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-12-17
LONG Walk or .POSI1LAN NO. !
In Thirty-one Years the Vet
eran Minneapolis Carrier Has
Walked a Distance Equal to
Five Times Around the World.

Albert Ashenden, who registered as
postman No. in 1873, when the free
delivery system was started in Mime
apolis, has just completed his thirty
first year Of active service and has COW
cred in that time a distance equivalent
to FIVE times around the world. With
the exception Of two weeks vacation
each year and Sundays, Mr.. Ashenden
walks about sixteen miles a day along
the streets Of his district. This
does not take. into .consid eration the
extra steps taken back and forth from
the houses to the street. II he carried
a pedometer It is probable that the dis
lance would be over twenty miles.
The distance covered exceeds the
pace set by the fastest Of troops. In
fact an army could not cover the dis
lance except by forced marches on
rare occasions. The sixteen miles a. day
means 90 miles q week, 1880 miles
year, and 138, 800 miles for the thirty
one years service. Mr.. Ashenden has
taken for his motto: t9Men may come
and men may go, but I go on forever
In fact, this would seem to be SO, as
he is hearty and hale as ever as he
starts on his sixth trip around the world.
The other postmen who entered the
service before the civil service examina-
tions in 1884 and who are still in the
service arc James j. Abrams, Edward
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-12-17
TO KEEP MAIL MOVING
POSTMASTER HALE HEARTILY IN
FAVOR OF THE PNEUMATIC
TUBE PLAN. =: = |

Postmaster w. D. Hale is heartily
in favor Of the resolutions Of the Com
mercial< club that the pneumatic-mail
system be established in Minneapolis.
Major Hale has spent some time in
studying the system and is convinced
the time. is now ripe for Minneapolis
benefits Of the latest modern improve
ments. Both he and Assistant Postmas-
ter T. H. Hughes, who has studied up
the service in other cities, think that
it would be of immense advantage to
the business interests of the city. -.
said Major Hale. this morning. "a
letter mailed on the East Side has to
pass thru several hands before it
reaches the main office, and takes con-
siderable time in the actual transpor-
tation. In the new way it would not
take more than a minute at the most.
1t is possible that the mail would go
railway station and be sorted there
instead Of going to the main office.
Another advantage would be the send:
ing Of letters from one substation of
the city to another. At present all let
tiers are sent to the main office, and it
naturally takes rather long time for
city delivery.
1uo WOuIS'
make the mail service absolutely indie
pendent of the weather. In the win.
ter when the storms block the street
| cars and the mail wagons, there is al.
ways delay: With the new system
| there would be none. The time fol-
closing the mails could also be ad.
| vanced.
| '"The cost Of installing the tubes
would not compare with the constant
wear and tear on the mail wagons and
the other attendant expenses Of the
old system. In fact, the system is ar
ideal one and has been proved so by
the government expenses. The i'm
provement, would not entirely be founc
in the celebrity Of transmission, bu
also in the fact that the service woul6
be continuous. There would be no &C
emulation Of mail anywhere. It woult
be practically a continuous transi
from collection to distribution. /
might mean that an important lette
would get to it's destination twenty
J four hours earlier than it would if th'
tubes were not used. !
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-12-17

simply decorated in purple plush. That aven-
in he attinded a meetin iv tn Fifth Av'noo Fee
male Simplicity club. A lady wearin a collar "
dimons whose value simply fabulous recited
passages firm 9Th Simple Life Afther this a
simple supper iv terrapin an champagne
sarved. He thin took simple Pullman thrain to
Wash nton, where he attinded a rayciption at
which lady iv tn diplomatic core, which is all that
is left iv diplomacy nowadays, poked tn wife iv a
congressman with lorgnette FIR goin' into supper
ahead Nv her. Later he rayoeived be tn simple
prisdint, who said to him: Charles, he says,
I've been preachn' we er book to counthrymen,'
he says simplicity an sthrong navy is tn
watchword iv this administration he says.
''Since thin Charles has been whoopin' up tn
simple life. They've showed him ivrything simple
we have. He's seen tn subway, tn drainage
Rockefeller an Mrs. Chadwick. He's Topped tn
loops, shot tn shoots, had ride in pathrol
wagon played tn an met Dave Hill. TIL
las seen iv him he was climbin' into private
in a fur-lined coat an plug hat. Whin he goes
home to his simple life in Paris, he's goin' to have
a ticker put in his study. He is undhershtud to
favor sellin' copper on buges.
~ HAVEN'T read his book, but Hogan says it's
es good wan an I'm goin' to read it afther
I've read tn Bible an Emerson which
Mike Ahearn recommended to me tn year tn
big fire. TIL dee is that no matther what We ARE,
We must be simple. If yere rich be simply rich; if
ye're poor be simply poor; if yeer nayether, be
nayether, but be simple about it, Ye don't have to
be gin 'rous to be simple. He makes sthrong pint
iv that. (Regards to Russell Sage) 1t isn't nics-
sry to open ye'er purse, says Charles. If ye're
mser, be simple miser. It aim issntial to be
poor to be simple. poor walkin' tn sthreet
is far less simple thin rich ollin back in his
carriage an fgurin' out simple inthrest his cuff
TIL poor is envious iv tn rich man, but tn
rich man is not envious iv tn poor man. If we 'er
flower, says he, be flower, if ye'er bur-rd, be
a bur-rd; if horse, horse; if mule, mule; if
a hummin bur-rd, hummin' bur-rd if polecat,
polecat; if man. But always be SIMPLE
be it aver so complex.
eth only thing, Hogan, an can't make but
firm tn book, is what is simplicity. I may be a
simpleton, Hinnissy, but don It know. Father Tom
Burke was forty years writin' book on Sim
picity, and he niver got beyond tn first sintince,
which 1T is simply impossible to define sim
peity,' an he niver got beyond tn first sintince,
to be without clothes, it aint simple to be pous
sober. Yeer pretty simple to believe all tell ye,