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Arizona republican., 1904-11-12

MISS ESTELLE BLANCHARD
 For wears I suffered from bqekache and piercing pains in the side. caused by kidney trouble, which thTeat5nt1 my life. The doctors said it was Bright's disease. My liver was also affected Nothing seemed to reach my trouble. We had a friend who was cured of chronic kidney trouble uE Warmers Safe Cure. and she persuad- ed me to try it.. At the end or rne first week I was greatly relieved. tae pains in my back were not SO frequent or severe After taking three notllrs was cured This occurred about a year ago, and I have never had tae slightest trouble since -Elste-ie Blanchard. 113S Columbus Ave New Orleans. La, April IS, 'o4-
 Pains in back head and side re=-- Iessness at night. poor digestion tl- male ills etc. are never-faillng signs of kidney disease. If you have any of these symptoms
 EXAMINE YOUR URINE
 It's an infallible test Of kidney dis- ease If your morning urine. on stand ing 24 hours contains sediment is cloudy. or shows floating particles your Kidneys are seriously aisease1 and must be treated at once There is only one remedy that can be used with absolute safety and com fidence-Warner's Safe Cure. put up for years at Rochester, N- f- | by the Warner Safe Cure Coupary. and sold at all drug stores. so cents and S1 a bottle
 Warmers Safe Cure Is used by lead- | ing physicians. and in hospitals as tle one certain cure for all diseases of kidneys. liver. bladder and blood-ghe remedy that cures when all else falls and leaves no bad after effects Get ga bottle today; it will save you years cf
 suffering. It has saved thousands e- lives
 MARINERS SAFE PILLS move the bowels gently and aid a speedy cure
Arizona republican., 1904-11-12
The eurio
Cor. Second Ave. and Jefferson St

An old mission building full of Curios This place will furnish you entertain ment for hours. Its contents are both unique and extensive, and comprise, among other things:
 Pima and Apache Baskets.
 Navajo Blankets and Silver Work
 Bead Work, Pottery.
 Mexican Drawn. Work.
 Mexican Zarapes and Shawls. { Unset Opals and Turquoises.
 And innumerable trinkets, both In dian and Mexican.
 Besides all this, there is the museum. with exhibits which cannot be dupli- cated anywhere. .
Arizona republican., 1904-11-12
THREE APPELLATE COURTS.

San Francisco. Nov. 11.-RepubHcan state headquarters believe that the constitutional amendment establishing three district courts of appeal of Cali fornia was ratified by the people on Tuesday by a splendid majority.
Arizona republican., 1904-11-12
BROKERS ASSIGN.

Boston. Nov. 1.-The Federal Stock and Grain company, a brokerage con- cern, with offices in sixty cities of the country, assigned today for the benefit of it's creditors.
Arizona republican., 1904-11-12

A man can be safely credited with great will power when he will crawl out of cold bed to get more covers and become colder doing it.-New York Press
Arizona republican., 1904-11-12

Mans capacity for suffering in creases as he becomes civilized Chicago News.
Arizona republican., 1904-11-12

A girl always has wit enough to laugh at somebody else's, specially if she doesn't understand it.-New York Press.
Arizona republican., 1904-11-12

When a woman has been abroad she always calls her malaria the Roman fe- ver-New York Press.
Arizona republican., 1904-11-12

Many a man reaches the height Of fame by means of a bluff.-Philadel- phia Record.
Arizona republican., 1904-11-12

Money talks, but a little scare causes it to shut up tjght-Philadelphia Re cord.
Arizona republican., 1904-11-12

Fortune smiles on few and laughs at many.-Chicago News.
Arizona republican., 1904-11-12

When a man declares he is out of politics he doesn't always stop to ex- plain why.-Chicago News.
Arizona republican., 1904-11-12

You may save a lot of money by not being able to buy the things you think you want.-Chicago News.
Arizona republican., 1904-11-12

What every nation should have is a standing army that no other nation is able to sit down on.-Chicago News.
Arizona republican., 1904-11-12

within a radius of 50 miles can make their railroad fare twice over by visiting this store today To get a good suit at such a meager price Is not an everyday occurrence.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1904-04-25
AN ABNORMAL EGG.
Within an Knocked Fowl Was Found
a Tiny Pig.

Within an Uncooked Fowl Was Found
a Tiny Pig.
Mrs. Brody of 24O9 Richmond street
bought a chicken yesterday.
It tipped the scales at five pounds,
was clipper and lively, and to all APP
pearances a normal-minded fowl.
When Mrs. Brody returned home her
son killed the chicken and later it was
prepared for cooking.
While she was cutting it Mrs. Brody
shrieked:
Here's a little pig!"
on the table lay an object that bore
a most intimate resemblance to a very
juvenile porker. 1t was three inches
long and weighed three-fourths of a
pound. II was covered by thin mem
brane, and eyes, snout and even little
twisted tail were perfectly formed
Mrs. Brody says it seemed alive
when she touched it, but If 1t squealed
the membrane smothered the sound.
al day neighbors focked into the
Brody home and exclaimed over the
prodigy.
But poultry fanciers say it's only an
abnormally shaped egg-Philadelpha
Enquirer.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1904-04-25
In 1000 Years Hence!

Jensen Houser buying in 1901 ten shares
OF the Mexican Plantation Co.'S stock
OF La Crosse, Wis, will find results rs
follows: For 1905 he receives mt least 6
per cent in dividends; in 1906, 10 per
cent; in 1907. is per cent; in 1905. 20
per cent; in 1909, 81 per cent; in 1910, %
per cent; or an average of over l6 per
cent annually. or. i'm other words, the
$1,000 invested is returned to him in div
idends and his stock will have advanced
in price TO $4,000! That's no fiction, but
a positive probability. There is great
profit in sugar. Read the Mexican Plan
tation Co.. La Crosse. Wis, advertise
ment, and order to-day.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1904-04-25

weak, nervous and depressed; and again
he may have eruptiOnS, swellings and
other blood humOrS. Whichever it is,
the cause is the same-effete accumula-
tons in the blood.
Nothing Is more certain within the
whole range of medical science than that
a course of Peruna in early springtime
will perfectly and effectually prevent
or cure this almost universal affection.
Everybody feels it in some degree.
a great majority are disturbed con-
siderably, while a large per cent of the
human family are made very miserable
by this condition every spring.
Peruna will prevent it if taken in
time.
Peruna will cure it if taken as d.
rected.
Peruna is the ideal spring medicine OF
the medical profession.
If you DO not derive prompt and salts
factory results from the use of Peruna,
write ut once TO DR.. Hartman, giving a
full statement of your case, and he will
be pleased to give you his valuable adj
vice gratis.
Address DR.. Hartman, President OF
The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus,
Ohio.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1904-04-25

sick kidneys, and help them free the
system from poison. Read how valua-
bic they are, even in cases OF long
standing:
L. c. Lowell, of 415 North First
street. Spokane, Wash, says: Il have
had trouble from my kidneys for the
past ten years. 1t was caused by a
strain to which l paid little attention.
But as l neglected the trouble it be-
came worse and worse until any strain
or a slight cold was sure to be followed
by severe pain across my back. Then
the action of the kidney secretiOns be-
came deranged and l was caused much
annoyance besides loss of sleep. Doan's
Kidney Pills were brought to my no
tice, and after taking them a short
time their good effect was apparent.
All the pain was removed from my
back and the kidney secretions became
normal. Doan's Kidney Pills do all
that is claimed for them"
A FREE TRIAL of this great remedy
which cured Mr.. Lowell will be mailed
on application TO any part of the Unit
ed States. Address Foster-Milburn
Co. Buffalo, n. Y. For sale by all
druggists. price 80 cents per box.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1904-04-25
Then There Was Silence.

A well-llnown English actor was
once. while q young man, touring
through the provinces. One night
when his cue came he was very nerv-
Gus, and on going upon the stage
could hardly speak The audience
was greatly displeased, and things
began to come his way" He stood
the bombardment for a few minutes
until a green head of cabbage sped by
his ear. Stepping to the front of the
stage, he raised his hand for silence,
and exclaimed:
Il came here tonight determined TO
please an interested audience, but
sincerely regret that any person has
lost his head over the matter!"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1904-04-25
A snlendid Company.

When such an array of business men
as Henry A. Salzer. Scotsman; Alb.
Platz. the great tanner, Nj. * w. +.
Funke, the wealthy boilermakers; Hon.
Thos. Barden, the Ashland banker;
Frank Bartel, the brewer; Congressman
Esch, w. J. Baumgartner, the Mime
sofa banker, and dozens of other equally
strong men are banded together for the
purpose of making the Mexican Planta-
ton Company of La Crosse, Wis, n
great dividend Garner and dividend pay
er, it surely argues success. Read their
advertisement today and order stock.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1904-04-25
PURE BLOOD
Blood Impurities of SprinStime
Cause. Prevention
and Cure.

DR.. Hartman's medical lectures are
eagerly scanned by many thousand
readers.
One OF the most timely and interesting
lectures he ever delivered was his recent
lecture on the blood impurities of spring.
The doctor said in substance that ev-
cry spring the blood is loaded with the
effete accumulatiOns of winter, derang-
ing the digestion, producing sluggish
ness of the liver, OvertaXing the kid
news. interfering with the action of the
bowels and the proper circulation of the
blood.
This condition of things produces
what is popularity known as spring fever,
spring malaria, nervous exhaustion,
that tired feeling. blood thickening and
many other names.
Sometimes the victim is bilious, dys-
peptic and constipated; sometimes he IS
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1904-04-25
Up-to-pate.

Mrs. Househunter-This home
doesn't seem to be very substantially
built Even the floor shakes when we
walk on it.
Agent-But, madam, this floor is
er-the very latest thing in spring
dancing floors. All the newest houses
have them.
Mrs Househunter-And the stairs
creak terribly.
Agent-Oh, we don't make any extra
charge for those patent burglaralarm
stairs. madam.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1904-04-25
Deafness. Cannot BE Cured

diseased portion of the ear. There Is only one
way to cure deafness. and that Is by cons Iltu-
tiOnal remedies. Deafness is caused by an In
famed condition of the mucous lining Of the
Eustachian Tube. When this tube Is inflamed
you have a rumbllng sound or imperfect hear
Ing, and when Ii Is entirely closed, Deafness Is
the result and unless the Inflammation can be
taken out and this tube restored to It's normal
condition, hearing viii be destroyed forever;
nine cases out of ten are caused by Catarrh,
which Is nothing but an intamed condition Of
the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any
case of Deafness (caused by catarrh) that can
not be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure. Send for
circulars, free.
FL. CHENEY s. CO., Toledo. o.
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1904-04-25
EramnIe Of II Himself.

The delegate with the SCARED face
rose to speak.
Mr.. Chairman" he said, I'm for
the resolutions all right. only / want
'em made a good deal stronger.
We're here TO denounce grafters and
grating OF all kinds and we want to
make il so plain that no man who
has ever profted by graft will dare 10
show his face
Where would the speaker himself
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1904-04-25
But He Made II.

Can we get out this way?" asked
one of the party of ladies of Rep
resentative Babcock, in one of the
house corridors the other day.
Yes, madam" answered the Wis.
cOnsin statesman, who has just come
off victorious in a hard fight for re
nomination, "you can get out most
any way" Then he added, reflective
~: tits a lot easier to get out OF
congress than it is to get in"
20, we didn't have any trouble at all
getting in" returned the woman who
failed to see the point.
Il did, madam" said Mr.. Babcock,
as he solemnly bowed his farewell.
Washington Post.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1904-04-25

A clever smuggling plan has come
to light on the Dutch-Belgian frontier.
where a farmer had some buildings
put up, part of which were in the one
country and part in the other. The
customs officials, hearing strange
sounds, made a search and d-scov-
cred an underground passage for the
illegal passing of cattle and pigs
across the frontier.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1904-04-25
Millions i'm Sugar.

The editor urges everybody to read the
advertisement of the Mexican Plantation
Company OF La Crosse, Wis. They have
1000 acres of the finest sugar and rub
Der lands in southern Mexico, with $50
acres in sugar cane and more planting,
so also large paintings of rubber trees.
The personnel of the officers gives album
dant guarantee of rich returns to the in
weston. Order your stock to-day.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1904-04-25
Quite Riuht.

Little Marion's music-teacher, while
endeayoring to make plain to her the
different note-values, used an apple as
an Illustration. Cutting it in two,
Marion announced, Those pieces are
halves" On bisecting the halves, she
replied quarters" but when it came
to dividing one quarter, to bring out
the idea of eighth, hers was the wise
response, That's a bite. "-Woman's
Home Companion.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1904-04-25
Behind Time.

AT the city prison Tuesday morning
when Headquarters Officer Churches
was called to the phone.
Hello! Is this 1904?"
Il should say not" answered the or
icer. This is 1872"
20, say, you fellows. Wake up,
down there You're over 1,40O years
behind the times. Good-by. "-Colum.
bus Dispatch.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1904-04-25

be, Mr. Chairman" yelled another del
egate, IF his friends hadn't come for
ward, when he got his face scalded,
and furnished the skin from their
arms to give him a new face? He's
got graft written all over his"
Here the meeting broke up in a row.
Chicago Tribune.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1904-04-25

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner.
I'm only waiting" he explained.
''As soon as sisters beau comes I'm
going to get under the sofa"
Fame, however snapshotted him
before he accomplished his purpose
New York Sun.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1904-04-25
Serious Question.

Three great department stores in
New York are to be consolidated, with
joint capital of $10,750,000. How
long will it take customer to get his
change in a big establishment like
Enquirer.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1904-04-25

Il know it sounds heartless," said
Rivers, but l can't help feeling a bit
sorry for that misguided tornado that
cavorted up and down and all over the
state of Nevada the other day trying
to Kill somebody and couldn't find any
body to kill"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1904-04-25
GooD-NATURED BROWN.

An optimist-he's thankful for
Most anything-is Brown.
He cares not what turns up, sir, nor
How often he's turned down.
Philadelphia Ledger.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1904-04-25

It's the neglect Of back
ache, sideache, pain in
the hips or loins that
finally prostrates the
strongest body. The kid
ney warnings are serious
they tell you that they
are unable to filter the
body's waste and poison
from the blOOd-the sew
ers are clogged and inn
purities are running wild
to impregnate nerves,
heart. brain and every
organ of the body with
disease elements. Doan's
Kidney Pills are quick to
soOthe and strengthen
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1904-04-25
Those Thirteens Aaain.

Rivers-"They say a lot Of the
policemen are to be thrown cut"
Brooks-"Well, they'll land on THEN
feet, all right"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1904-04-25
Wabash Worlds Fair Folder.

For a free copy of Wabash Worlds
Fair folder, containing "a colOred map of
St. Louis and the Worlds Fair Grounds,
together with beautiful half tones Of the
principal buildings, address
r. a. PALMER. a. c.. p. A,
81 Marquette Bldg, Chicago.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1904-04-25
SHE SPOKE TOO HASTILY.

Amusing BIunder Of a Pretty SchooI-
ma'am That Teaches a Lesson.
A young woman who recently be-
came a teacher in a kindergarten en-
tered q trolley car in Brooklyn yester-
day and bowed pleasantly to man
who sat acro~s the aisle. He raised
his hat in return, but it was evident
that he did not recognize the young
woman.
"Oh, excuse me-" she remarked IN
tones which could be heard by every
one in the car. II mistook you for
someone else. l thought you were the
father of two of my children"
She left the car at the next corner
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1904-04-25
GRANDDAUGHTER Goose.

Little Boy Blue was blowing his
horn.
It's the only thing to do" he lisped.
IF you don't have a press agent no
body hears of YOU"
Herein we see the early origin OF
the custom.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1904-04-25

Mrs. F. Marion FOie of New York
claims to have discovered the secret OF
the determination Of sex.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1904-04-25

Avenue NevY
'eruna fine medicine take of the year.
In the spring the system and tonic
STRENGTHENING a
that COIds find that ii
invaluable the regular acting gentle
system. consider a medicine
chest. '-11SS MarjOry Hampton
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1904-04-25

Piso's Cure for Consumption promptly
relieves my 5-year-old sister of Group
Mrs. L. A. Pearce, % PiIling street. Brook
lyn, n. Y, Oct. ?, 1901.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1904-04-25

Miss Gertrude Pothaur of Milwau.
kee. was married TO NJ. Buckley of De-
troit at Belleville, III.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1904-04-25

Economy is the road TO wealth.
PUTNAM FADELESS DYE is the
road to economy.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1904-04-25

Mrs. WinsIow's SOOTHING SYRUP for children
teething sOftens the gums, reduces intiamma-
ton, allays pain, cures wind collie. = cents
bottle.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1904-04-25

Members of congress are excited
over the senate's decision to in
vestigate the pOstoflice department.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1904-04-25

The old woman who lived in a shoe
volunteered the reason:
1t was the only apartment l could
find that wasn't ruled by janitor,'
she said.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1904-04-25

A New York girl will be married
after becoming engaged at age Of z,
which was thirteen years ago.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1904-04-25

The funeral of Marx L. Mayer, one
of Chicagos most prominent Jewish
settlers, died at the age of Sc.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1904-04-25

James Luny was found murdered be
side a box car at Portal. y. d.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1904-04-25

Newton Marks, a theatrical man,
fell from a passenger train near Fort
Bliss, Tex, and was killed.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1904-04-25
WAYS OF WOMEN.

Nine. Amy Sherwin, the gifted Tas-
manial prima donna, owes her intro
ductiCn TO a brilliant career to an &C
cident One day when she was sing
ing IN the woods near her home, with
all the untutored sweetness Of her
girlish voice, it CHANGED that Signor
PompeL the head of a wandering opera
company. heard her and succumbed TO
the spell OF the woodland voice. He
offered the young singer a place in his
company and very shortly afterward
she had Melbourne at her feet.-Tit-
Bits.
Miss Kang Tung, the 17-year-old
daughter OF the president Of the
Chinese Reform association. is now in
the east. Landing on the Pacific
coast several months ago, she has gone
through California, British Columbia
and other places where there are
Chinese colonies, and has endeavored
to interest the wCmen in the objects of
the Reform association. Last month
she ORGANIZED the New York Ladies
Branch" all the prominent women of
Chinatown enrolling themselves as
members. Miss Tung writes for a
Chinese woman's paper published In
Canton twice a month. of which her
sister is the editor. Several years OF
study I'm this country are planned for
by Miss Kang Tung. Political econ-
omy and history are the subjects she
Is particularly interested in, and of
course at Radcliffe college is said to be
a probability for this advanced young
daughter Of China.-Woman's Journal
a well groomed woman lolling an
opera wagon was driven up Fifth
avenue the other morning. From her
too youthful hat a navy veil was
draped and she gazed nOnchalantly at
the crowds in the street. This woman,
who was returning from her coun-
try home on the Hudson, was Mrs.
Stuyvesant Fish. II is doubtful if
New Workers ever will weary of the
sprightly Mrs. Fish, who does not OBJ
iect to he attention of the public.
She stands for the type of modern
woman of fashion, whimsical, gen.
/ er0us. sharp-tcngued creature who dis
/ penses a princely income to amuse her
{ friends. Just now Mrs. Fish is more
/ interesting than ever. She had stir
red up a hornets nest by criticising the
other leaders of fashion. In con-
sequence she will face a pretty stormy
time. But trust Mrs. Fish. Her re-
turn 20 town was quiet and I'M
heralded. and now the Venetian palace,
as she calls her home, at Madison
avenue and Seventy-eighth street, is
ready for her occupancy. Her daugh-
I ter Marian superintended the labor of
/ Observation-Disclosures York Press.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1904-03-09
At
y BLIZZARD y
CAMP.
By Frank Il. Sweet

ALF q dozen M
shaved, red shirt
ed miners we're
gathered a b o a {
the dingy counter
at BIlgers, t b e
one store in camp.
It was Christmas
Eve, and they
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1904-03-09
East. West, South, North.
20 sALE-PuRE "a rosAooo

Besides the heavy war tax on store
tobacco, the internal trusts now tax
you to death. Nov If you want to
smoke or chew pure leaf tobacco free
and untaxed and save your dimes
these hard times and help q brother
POpulist who has dared much to de-
fend and propagate the immortal
principles Of the Peoples party, write
for price on leaf tobacco Of my own
raising. Address.
VIZ. L. PARKS.
Adams Tenn. Rural Route No. 1
TEE MESSENGER uses no other to.
baeco and can vouch for It's character
as the highest.