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The daily morning journal and courier., 1904-03-11
Japam,s nsistnrtaus.

The poor, benighted heather cannot swear They possess no ardent cuss words over there
 In Japan. When the wind blows of their hats, Whe ntheir darlings prove untrue, When they slip and crack their slats, Oh, l wonder what they do
 In Japan: Does the hammer never fall upon a thumb
 In Japang Do insistent bill collectors never come
 In Japan? When they think they've got downstairs And the bottoms far away, If the Jap man never swears, Oh, I wonder what they say
 In Japan: Do they never miss the last car out at night
 In Japan? Do they never hit the sidewalk when they
 In Japan? When they put in all their cash And are therefore brought to grief When the market goes to smash, How do they obtain relief
 Ill Japan? Do the people never chance to step on
 In Japan? Do they never get their fingers caught in cracks
 In Japan? When they don new clothes and ind At the office, far away, That they've left their keys behind, Oh, l wonder what they say
 In Japan?
 Chicago Record Herald.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1904-03-11
PNEUMATIC.


 Madge-Did you take your chaperon with you to the play?
 Dolly-Good gracious, no! It wasn't fit for her to hear.-Puck.
 Two men held me up coming home, my dear" ventured the tardy husband.
 ''so you admit you had to be carried, do you? You brute!" returned the irate wife-Princeton Tiger.
 She-"You met Miss Borem through MT. Jokeley, I understand. I didn't know he was friend of yours"
 He-"Oh, thought he was"
 He-"So did I.''-Philadelphia Press.
 Mrs. Breezy-The impudence of that woman. How did she know that my husband would fiirt with her?
 Mrs. Lakefront From past exper- fence. She was his wife several years ago.-Judge:
 He has whipped me three times,' said the Boston boy.
 And now what do you intend to do?'' the sympathetic neighbor inquired.
 T have proposed that we submit our differences to arbitration" the Boston boy replied Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1904-03-11

France and Spain to Asia. including Japan. the Philippine Islands and the west coast of Australia. New Yorks shortest route to the west coast of Aus tralia and to India aud Indo-China will also be through the suez canal. But to New Zealand, Polynesia. the islands of the Central Pacific and to the east coast of Australia the Panama canal will be the shortest route for both Eu- rope and America.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1904-03-11

Hiss Passay Cwith affected indisna- tion)-Mr- Huggard caught me in the dark hall last night and kissed me.
 Miss Peppery-Ohl I wouldn't blame him.
 Miss Passay-Why shouldn't blame him?
 Miss Peppery-You say the hall was dark; it was undoubtedly an accident Philadelphia Press.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1904-03-11
4HA WEEKLY JoUkHAL. Issssa Tharsdsys. ons Dollar - Year
ADVERTISING RATES.

Situations, Wants. Rents and other small advertisements, One Cent a Word each ln- Bertion. Five Gents Word for a full week.
 Display advertisements. per inch, one m sertion, 120; each subsequent Insertion, 4O cents; one week, $3,20; one month, $lo; one year, $40. v cents per line. Notices of Births, Marrl- ages, Deaths. and Funeral. 50 cents eaen. Local Notices, 15 cents per line.
 Yearly advertisers are limited to tneir own Immediate business Gall matter to be unobjectionabe), and their contracts do not include Wants, To Let, For Sale, etc.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1904-03-11
TIE PANAMA CANAL.

It is going to be a bigger job to finish the Panama canal than many realize. Expert engineers figure that it will be from fourteen to twenty years before ships will be able to pass across the
 isthmus, while direct benefits to indus try will not follow until some years thereafter. Before the two continents are separated by the big ditch the United States government will have expended over SSOO,00O,0 ,0OO. The esti- mate of the cost of actual construction is $146,0O0,0O0. The amount to be paid to the French company is S4O,OOO, 900, and to the Panama republic $10,00O 900,
 besides a large annual rent to Pan- anna.
 The canal will. have a winding chan nel fifty miles in length. It will be 150 feet wide and of sufficient depth to ac- commodate all vessels of the size which
 now float in the sea. It will have three locks at each end, and the highest level
 above tide water will be ninety feet.
 The heaviest grading will be done at the Culebra cut, where the maximum
 depth to be dug will be 25O feet for distance from nine to eleven miles. Much speculation is now being indulged in as to what portion of the worlds commerce Panama will take away from Suez. The Suez canal will continue to remain the shortest route from the principal ports of England, Germany,
The daily morning journal and courier., 1904-03-11

The intellectual activity of that octo- genarian prince of science, Lord Kel- vin, shows no signs of abatement. He recently read before the Royal Society of Edinburgh, of which he is president, his solution of the problems raised by a Free Procession of Waves in Deep Water in continuation of cornmuni- cation read by him seventeen years ago. He hopes to return to the sub ject again, but lat much shorter in terval''
The daily morning journal and courier., 1904-03-11

The mayor af stuhlweissenburg. in Hungary, became so excited over prep arations for a public ball, at which an archduchess was to appear as patron- ess, that he wore his dress clothes day and night. and had to be sent to lu- natic asylum. There are people in New Haven who don't get as excited as that over big Functions
The daily morning journal and courier., 1904-03-11

The Charleston News and Courier presents a rather sensible and effective remedy for the shortage in the supply of news paper. The remedy lies in the hands of the newspapers themselves. If they would consent to do away with their large Sunday editions which con- tain little or no knowledge, and praeti- cally no information that is worth diff fusing," says the News and Courier and would cut down their daily edi- tions to a size sufficient to give the news of the day without exaggeration, and enormous waste of headline and illustration, it would not be long before the International Paper Company would be looking for customers for it's output. The present consumption of white paper in this country is not, after all, necessary to the very existence of republic. '''
The daily morning journal and courier., 1904-03-11

By means of the gigantic transmitting tower he is erecting at Wardencliff, L. l., Nokalo Tesla hopes to put every newspaper in the world out of existence and to transmit gigantic telegraphic messages to the uttermost parts of the globe. In an article in the Electrical World and Engineer MT. Tesla explains the system, and adds that ''the noble generosity of J. Pierpont Morgan" who Furnished the money when others did nothing hut doubt, enables him to put the system in operation. If the new sys- tenn works 8 man may stand in the middle os Sahara and by means of an inexpensive instrument so small that it may be carried in vest pocket receive news of events in New York. Mir Tesla says he will magnify the stationary electric waves in the earth to such a degree of power that the globe easily cam be girdled.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1904-03-11

The German emperor sent an auto graph letter of congratulation to Pro- lessor Edward Teller, on the occasion of his ninetieth birthday. Teller, after teaching at several German universi- sities. accepted a call in 1872 to Berlin, where he lectured on Greek and German philosophy for twenty-two years. Then he retired from active life and returned to Stuttgart, where he is still busy re- vising his books for new editions. His wife, whom he married fifty-six years ago. is still with him; their only child is a son who is physician and profess sor at Stuttgart.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1904-03-11

DELIVERED BY CARRIERS IN THE CfrY 1lCEnTs WEEK, 50 CENTS MONTH. ,;1oR SIX MONTHS, ss YEAR TIE SAME TERMS BY MAIL
The daily morning journal and courier., 1904-03-11

Senator McLaurin, of Mississippi, furnishes the latest origin of the term sspainting things red He said it orig mated in his State half a century ago, when steamboat racing on the Missis- siDpi was an every day event. At the start of the race the captain would shout to the firemen: Paint things red, boys!'' Whereupon the men would heap on coal and wood until the furnaces glowed so that the crimson glare could be seen for miles. at night. In that way the term '.painting things red" came to mean a lively time either on water or land.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1904-03-11

A revenue officer says in the London Standard: English spirit. by itself, is every week being made up and sent out as Irish and Scotch whiskey. It is sim ply reduced, colored and bottled and la- belled Scotch or Trish,' according to the needs of the customer. And all this takes place in the bonded warehouses of the country, with the full cognizance and consent of our excise and customs officers, who are actually cautioned not to interfere
The daily morning journal and courier., 1904-03-11

sHN OLDEST DAILY PAPER PUB
 LHsHED IN CONNECTICUT.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1904-03-11

The poor, benighted heather cannot swear
 In Japan. They possess no ardent cuss words over there
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1904-11-10

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Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1904-11-10
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Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-11-16
Piano Instruction.

By Miss LILLIAN MARIE LOUGHLIN at her home. IS ORANGE COURT. or at residence of pupils, on and after September 1Oth e-S-tf.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-11-16
+~COMIN(i EYENTS~ Entertainments. Fairi
 !oeiahles of local Interest
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Nov 9-17-Seventh annua! fair or Washington Hill \. C. at their rooms. Washington street.
 Nov 16-Second grand prom and so- ciable by the Loop the Loop Outing club at new hall on Dublin street.
 Nov IT. Second annual promenade and dance by the Orient Athletic club at Leayenworth hall.
 Nov 11-At D. m.. musical and dramatic entertainment by league members in Friendly league hall. Nov 1S-Fifteenth annual dance and promenade given by St Thomas Ca dets Athletic association at Leaven- worth hall
 Nov 1s- Promenade by the North End Athletic club at their rooms. cor ner North Vine and Division streets. Nov 19-Dhnce in Turn hall. Jeffer- son street Nov 23-Etghth annual sociable by nron'enaae by the Merrimac A. C.. In Eagles hall. Nov 23-Seventh annual dance and hall. Jefferson street.
 Nov 24-Old Fashion dance by the yerihest club.
 Nov 24-Reception and dance hv St Mary's Alumni association at St Patrick's hall Nov 24 Sixteenth annual concert and socihhle bv the Brooklyn Athletic club at the Auditorium.
 Nov 24-Dramatic performance. .Fiieen Oge." and promenade. at City hall. given hv Division 2. A. Q. H
 Nov 29-Charles F. Underhill In "Rip Van Wfnkle," at High school as- sembly hall S:15 p. m.
 Nov 29-ReSeption and dance by the Ladies of the Maccabees. Eagle hive, No 16, at T,eavenworth hall.
 Dec 2-Social given by the Simons- vile A. c. at Simonsville hall.
 Dec 3-Rus ride and dance by Naug atuck Valley lodge. c. M. A., at Straits vile
 Dec s-Promenade given by the Nassau Social club at Hamilton hall.
 Dec 9--Miss Nellye T. Reeds an nual rncention and dance at Leaven- worth hail.
 Dec 29-2 20th annual promenade and dance by the French Canadian insh- ute at Speedwell hall.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-11-16


 The Orient A. C. win give their sec. ond annual promenade and dance at Leavenworth hall tomorrow evening.
 The Loop the Loop Outing club will give their second annual dance at the new hall on Dublin street this even ing.
 A large force of men were put to work on the Consolidated railroad tracks near Union City yesterday and it is believed that this is the first or the work of double tracking the road, in conjunction with similar work fur ther down the valley.
 Walter Lacey Pate and Miss Marion Davol, both of New York, were mar ried yesterday afternoon at the home of the brides sister. Mrs Henry S. See ley, p Pine street, this city, by the Rev John Huntstone of the Emmi.nuel Baptist church, New York. The out of town guests were entertained at the Hotel Connecticut. MT and Mrs PaJe will reside in Brooklyn, N. Y, where the groom is a prominent attorney.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-11-16
Wanted s 45O.
 To pay my license

which is due on or about Monday, No vember Fist. I've got the goods ana need the money, and rather than ask, you to loan me the above amount, which would be quite unreasonable. and, like myself. you may not have it handy; but perhaps you have a dollar. that you would like to invest. will not ask you to loan it to me, but will give you the biggest dollars worth you got in your life. During this sale we will give you:
 bottle Rye Whiskey ...... $1.0O bottle Imp Sherry ........ 10 l bottle Imp Port ......... 10 l bottle Imp Blackberry .... .75
 Making total of .,....... $3.25 All four bottles for .....s....... $1.OO
 After we make the 45O sales we will charge the regular price for those goods. If you want to take advantage of this sale come early in the week before they are all gone Those goods are strictly first class and money will be promptly refunded 10 dissatisfied customers.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-11-16
The Mi|Ier& Peck Co
Srec'a' Prices for Wedn ,slay
 Light and Thu sday.

At $1.S9-Children's Winter Coats,
 braid trimmed. value $2.9S. At S$3 Ladies' Cheviot, Coats. are
 lined. value s. At $49S-Ladies' Kersey Goats, 45
 inches long, value $7 90. At 29c-Fancy Silks. value 39c. At 39c- Checked and striped Taffeta
 Silk. value 59c. At 49c-1. 900 yards Taffeta Silks in
 plain and fancy weaves, value 75c. At 1Oc-Ladies' Fl. s. Turnover Col
 lars. from 13c. At 69c- Wrist Bags, black, brown and
 tan, value l9Sc. At 15c- Swiss embroidered Handker-
 chiefs, from 25c. At 3c-Children's coIored border
 Handkerchiefs, from 5c. At 7c-C Children's Hose Supporters,
 from 1Oc. At Oc-Tooth Brushes, value 19c. At 79c-Ladies' outing flannel Night
 Robes, value 98c. At -Children's outing flannel
 Skirts, were 21c. At 121ac- Ladies' heavy cotton Corset
 Covers, were 17c At 25c-We still have large assort- ment of Children's Underwear at 25c
 for all sizes, values about double. At $1.OO-Men's Union Suits, sizes 40,
 AZ, A only, were S1.5O. At 20c-B Boys Astrachan Gloves, value
 25c. At 19c-Ladies' and ChiIdren's sampie
 Hose, value 25c and 39c. At 19c-Java blend Coffee. At 9c-One hundred Clothes Pins. At 19c-Ingrain Stair Carpet, value < 25c. At 9Sc-New line 5O-inch Tapestry,
 value $1.25. At 25c-Brussels Hassocks. At 35c-Fancy covered Sofa Pillows. At $4.9S- 6x9 Smyrna Rugs.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-11-16
Democrats

% way back and stand up; don't for your life sit down, because the repub' licans have been playing so many tricks on you lately that i'll all propa- bi..ty they will have carpet tacks placed where you are liable 10 sl down. Say, isn't it queer now elec' lions go sometimes? Take, for i'll instance. Waterbury is conceded to be democratic by about 400 majority, ana this year she gives Roosevelt 1000 ma jority. But we made one republicans shut up or puI up on election day, lie offered to bet $100 four or i've dlner- ent ways. but when we offered to pet S99OOO to $50 that the fifth ward wouli 70 democratic he took walk. Well, there is nothing ikt betting oh , g sIre thing Now, since we were uh able to get Il be, on elections We are willing to bet you cannot ger as goou value for your naney III the state ol Connecticut as. you receive at oui store. Our teas are all new season nice tasting kind. Our coffees are the high Era.ies. fresh roasted, at lowest prices. And onr 25c butter is the same aualsty we've been selling right aloug; Ons Baking Powder is 45c per pound RLI it's warranted good quality. We have been selling the same grade Tor almost twenty years and 1t gives uni versal satisfaction. Say, for years and years we have heard all about full dln- ner pails, but this year we heard very little about the pails. We claim lunch boxes are better. Of course you can. not nse them for "growlers," but for carrying your lunch the lunch boxes we sell are the best yet. They can pc folded so as to carry them home ID your pocket can be kept clean py washing, and are always wholesome Our price is 19c each, at
 Phelan s 1T Store.
 42 East Main St. Telephone.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-11-16
MEETINGS TONIGHT:

Ivy temple. R. s.
 Winona lodge, D. of R.
 Steuben lodge, D. O. H.
 Court Harmony, d. o. F.
 Eureka chapter, R. A. M.
 Toantick tribe, IT O. R. M.
 Court Fruitful Vine. A. 0. K.
 Mattatuck lodge, N E. o. F.
 Excelsior council. o. U. A. M.
 Waterbury company, No 20. D. R. K. P.
 Friendly league, school of ho1se- keeping. public school cookery. a. m. and D. m.; domestic arts, millinery. 3:30, dressmaking, 7:30; Penny Provi- dent bank; embroidery; rehearsal fof entertainment, 8.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-11-16
Eyer GODOWn
 into Dodge's Rubber. BaSe1lleflt2 [

Dodge calls 1t his '.parlor.." It cer- tainly is the most 'srubbery' place in W aterhury, extending under nearly the whole of the Great Shoe Store. Here are long lines of Felt Boot cases down to size F for the little boys, and ranging ill price of Mems from $2 to $2.75. Notice that novelty boot with a rubber cuff? There are cases of Arctics in heavy an,l light in |, 2 and I buckle. Two sides of the Easement are shelved and ;,rs Hlri with Kubbers i'll cartons-all grades ami zes. See the storm AAas!xas iii Mems Women's and Childreh's. Boys Arctics in l and ? buckle. Heavy German Socks with low and high oyers--just right for milkinen and Drivers. Rubber Boots? Carloads of 'em. Make Tommy or Susie happy cut storm King. Mems heavy, light cut Storm King. Mems heacy. light and stub proof, Hip and storm King in various grades, but all the Dodge kind
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-04-11
The Importance of Pure MiIk.

The Farmers Review says: The
more the scientists investigate the
milk business. the more do they
discover that the great secret of i'm
proving the milk supply is the keep
ing out of dirt. Last week we heard
a milk inspector in Wisconsin say
that if the milk of that state were
fairly clean it would bring 100000
more a year. We do not doubt the
correctness of the estimate. There
are a good many ways in which the
cows on our farms get dirty and carry
the dirt they collect into the stalls or
the yard where they are MIXED We
know of pastures in which there are
great mudholes in which the cows de-
light to stand in fly time. and from
which their legs and tails become COW
cred with mud. This mud, it is true,
is not the worst kind of dirt but it is
a dirt that is full of bacteria of vari-
Gus kinds and has taints that are
sure to be discoverable sooner or
later in the milk. The only thing to
do with these holes is to drain them.
If the cows cannot have fairly clean
water in which to stand, they should
lOL tstFH ANY
There are, innumerable barn-vards
so badly kept that they help very ma
terially to increase the amount of dirt
in the milk. whether the cows he
MIXED in the yards or in the stables.
Unless the yards are cleaned every
day, the manure that is dropped
about the yard is beaten into a fine
dust by the cows. In a dry time this
impalpable dust is collected by the
TANKS of the cows every time they
lie down They sleep in this dust all
night, and in the morning when the
mixers sit down to milk the cows
they merely brush the cows a little
before milking. They remove the
most apparent of the dust, but not all,
by any means. The rest is all the time
falling into the pail. Something
might be saved by using a sanitary
milk pail, but even then a good deal
OF dust would get into the milk IN one
way and another The best way is to
keep the barnyard clean, having the
manure collected every day and
thrown into a pile outside of the barn
yard, so that it cannot be walked in
by the cows.
stables at night, a good supply of
clean bedding Is a great help to keep
ing out the dirt. This is not always
easy to get, but in some cases we have
known of farmers burning straw
stacks in the spring, when they could
have been we'll used as bedding in the
stables. and even as a carpet for the
cattle in a very dirty barnyard.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-04-11
STEAMSHIP LINE TO CUBA
MAY SOON BE A FACT
Meeting Of Chamber of Commerce Urged to Con
slider the Project

1t is understood that several we'll
ed in direct trade between this port
and Havana will petition President
Estill of the Chamber of Commerce to
call a meeting of that body in the
near future to take steps toward put
ting q line of steamships into opera
ton between Savannah and Havana.
President Estill has already signified
his willingness to call such a meeting,
as soon as requested to do so. 1t is
possible that the line will not only go
to Cuba, but also Porto Rico.
THE location of Savannah for Cuban
trade is most advantageous" said Mr..
A. E. Moynelo yesterday. For in
stance, the distance from Chicago to
Havana via Savannah is shorter by
700 miles than via New York, and con-
leans or Mobile.
Stimulus to Trade.
such a line as is contemplated
would give great stimulus to all
branches of our wholesale trade. par
ticularly in groceries, hardware, farm
ing implements and dry goods, and
would open up a new field for grain,
flour and other breadstuffs from the
Northwest which now find their way
to Cuba via New York or New Or
leans.
IF the tariff on American rice"
continued Mr.. Moynelo, lis lessened
to such an extent as to allow our
rice to compete in Cuba with the rice
from Java-which is now extensively
used on the island-it would bring
into play all the rice fields on the