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Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-06-09
Why EIOise Was Glad.

Eloise Is a littleCdnadian girl
who not long ago made her first
appearance at Sunday school.
When she returned home she
aid nothing of her visit, so she
was asked what she had learn
ed.
WELL" said Eloise, they
caught a mani forget His
name-and hung Him, and l am
glad they did too"
Why. Eloise! How shock
ing!
Il don't care, am, persisted
Eloise; cause if they hadn't
n OF a sinner would have been
saved - Lippincott's Maya
zine.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-06-09
A GraSping Minister.

Have you a good ministerP'
asked a summer visitor of a rur-
al resident in New England.
"Waal, he would be. eff he
warn't quite so graspin'."
''Aow does he show that he
is graspingr'
"Waal, last winter, when we
gave him donation party. an
carried him a lot o. Vegetables
an other truck, an forty dol
lars in money, he warn't will
in that that the money should
go ON his salary"
''But suppose he doesn't get
a very large salary"
"Waal, purity fair-a hundred
and fifty dollars a year.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-06-09
WIVES.

An editor says a man got into
trouble by marrying two wives.
A western editor says that many
have done the same thing by
m arrying one. A northern edi,
tor says that quite a number of
his friends found trouble enough
in barely promising to marry
without going any farther. A
southern editor says friend of
his was bothered enough when
he was simply found in company
with another mans wife.-And
maybe that's the reason some
editors cut the wife business
clean out.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-06-09
DAIRY FEEDING.

TIL: South Dakota experiment
station reports results of a test
in using different feeds with
COWS at the station farm. Fiji
teen cows were divided into
three lots Of five each, the ex-
periments continuing two weeks
with each class of feed. The re-
suits are summarized as follows:
1. Eusilage is more palata-
BILE than either alfalfa or bro
mus iuermis hay.
2 1t required less grain to
produce a pound of butter fat
when ensilage was fed as the
sole roughage ration than with
any other lot.
3. BY feeding all the ensi
lage the cows could eat, a pound
of butter fat was produced
! cheaper than with either alt
alta or bromus inermis hay.
4. Bromus iuermis hay, when
fed in conjunction with the same
kind of grain ration as was
the alfalfa hay, produced a
pound of butter fat Lei cent
cheaper, and 81 cents more
than the lot receiving eusilage.
5. A change from the succu
lent to dry feed is not advis
able, as the loss in the quantity
of butter fat and in the weigh
of the COWS was greater thar
with the changes that were
made in the lots getting the
hays.
6 1t required two pound
more of speltz to produce q
pound of butter fat than it die
barley or corn under the sam,
conditions.
z. The per cent of but ter ia
is governed by the breed ant
not by the feed.
8. Fresh cows produced ;
pound of butter fat with lesl
grain than did those that were
farther advanced in the period
of lactation.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-06-09
Fifty-ThOusand Shy.

If Vandiver of Cape Girar-
deau is not muzzled and Frank
w alsh kicked out of the com.
pany OF decent men, the Demo
cratic party will be beaten
so, 600 votes in Missouri next
fall. 1t is time Mr.. Folk should
take the matter in his own
hands or commission some OF
his friends with little political
W isdom to act for him.-Parls
Mercury.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-06-09

Prof. Chas. B. Hugely was
elected superinten lent of the
Monroe City scuUoIs Wednesday
to succeed Prf. r. S. Nichols,
who has accepted a similar po-
sition at Huntsville. Prof. Hug
ley has served several terms as.
principal of the Paris High
School and has proven himself
one of the best and most salts
ia Glory instructors we ever had
The Monroe City board is to be
congratulated on securing his
services. 1t means that their
school will be kept in the front
ranks,-Appeal,
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-06-09
Bryan Rules Nebraska Democrats.

Omaha, Neb., June 2.-The
Nebraska Democratic State
Convention unanimously select
ed w. J. Bryan to head the Ne
braska delegation to the Nation
al convention at st. Louis, and
adopted a platform which re-af.
firms the Kansas City platform
of 1900, and places before the
public Mr.. Bryan's views of
what should he embodi ID in the
platform of the coming Nation.
al campaign.
Mr.. Bryan was the chairman
of tue committee aud wrote the
platform.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-06-09
SUPREME COURT
ISSUES Writ Restraining the Shannon
Walsh Gang.

J, ffersou City, June 2-Su-
preme Court in bdnc today
awarded an alternative writ of
mandamuS al the relation of Ed
Il. Yates, Fred w Fleming.
Alderman James Pendergast
and other Democrats of Kansas
City, against the jackson
County d. mocratic Central
Committee to compel the de-
PENDANTS to print all the names
of candidates for state offices
on the ballot for the primary 10
be held, or to hold a delegate
convention, as required by the
jackson County primary cleo
tion law.
The writ is made returnable
June 7,when the arguments will
he heard as to making the al
tentative writ permanent.
Assistant Attorney General
Sam B. Jefferies appeared for
the defen dants, waived the is,
suauce of the alternative writ
and entered the voluntary APP.
pearance Of the defendants.
This was done to save ex.
penses in the case
The motion is made in the in
terests of former Mayor James
A. Reed.
The general feeling here is
that a permanent restraining
order will be granted.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-06-09
Strongest Evidence of
" Faith.
Wood Bros. Guarantee That HyOmei Will
Cure the Worst Cases of catarrh
in Monroe City.

When one of the most repput-
able concerns in Monroe City
guarantees that a medicine will
effect a cure or they will refund
the money, it speaks volumes as
to the merits of that remedy.
1t is in this way that Wood Bros
are selling Hyomei, the treat
ment that has made so many re.
markable cures of both acute
and chronic catarrh in Monroe
City and vicinity.
Hyomei is not a pill nor is it
liquid that has to be taken
with a tablespoon or wineglass.
Just breathe it by the aid of an
inhaler that comes in every out.
f and benefit will be seen from
the first treatment.
1t destroys all germ life in the
air passages and lungs and en-
riches and purifies the blood
with additional ozone. 1t cures
catarrh of the had and throat,
or of the stomach. liver and
Kidneys. Wherever mucuous
mem brane contaius catarrhal
germs, there Hyomei will do its
work of healing. When using
this treatment, the air you
breathe will be found like that
on the mountains high above
the sea level. where grow bal
samic trees and plants which
make the air pure by giving off
volatile antiseptic fragrance
that is healing to the respira-
tory organs.
Complete Hyomei outfit costs
but $1.OO and included an in
haler. dropper and sufficient
Hyomei for several weeks
treatment
Remember that if Hyomei
does not cure you Wood Bros.
will refund your money. This
is a good time to cure catarrh
by this natural method and pre-.
vent catarrhal colds that are so
common at this season.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-06-09

Have the farmers forgot that
in speech at the New York
W DOL Exchange in 1896 MIR,
Roosevelt said that in appeal.
ing to the farmers, that Mr..
Bryan was appealing to the
basest people in the land? Will
the president get the votes of
a my farmers this year?-Moul'
ton, Qowa) Sun.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-06-09

Webster defines d masher as
lone who. or that which mashes;
a charmer of women" but Judge
Pollard's definition will take
the place of all others IN new
dictionaries: ANY man who
accosts on the street a woman
whom he does not know and to
whom he has no right to speak;
any man who stands on the
street corners and Ogles women
as they pass by; any man who
makes grimaces at 4 woman"
The masher Is really not a
charmer of women. He disgusts
every woman possessed Of or
binary intelligence.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-06-09

Don't go off in jiffy about the
Supreme Court reversing three
more Doodle cases. Lower
courts should be more careful in
the matter of indictments and
the conduct of trials. Frequent
ly strong case is spoiled by a
poor prosecutor. - Laddonia
Herald.-The Herald refers to
the three last cases remanded
by the Supreme Court because
one Joey Folk continues to fail
to get up his Conformation" in
legal form. If Mr.. Folk was
prosecuting attorney of Monroe
county and made the mess O.
prosecutions that he has as Cir
cult Attorney, every man IN thu
county would send up the howl
incompetent"
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-06-09
WHAT HAS
Become Of the Boast, The Republicans
Will Support FOlkl

Many Republican papers in
the state who have been vast
ing their space in giving voice
to the spurious reform craze in
which Joe Folk seems to be the
central figure, are waking to
the fact that Folk has not only
bamboozled them, but his own
party, and they are getting into
line, seeing him as be really is.
In speaking of his class of pa
pers the st. Joseph Gazette
editorially says:
The only good that is likely
to result TO the Republicans
from the nomination of Folk is
the satisfaction of seeing the
present Democratic state ma
chine succeeded by another
Democratic state machine no
less selfish, dictatorial, tricky
or constituencies.
The man who thinks that the
interests of the Republican
party in Missouri will be pro-
tected and promoted by the
election of Joe Folk doesn't
know much about the ways OF
the politician-and Joe is a pol.
itician through and through.
The Gazette has believed all
along that those Republica,
newspapers that have been do
ing their best to make Folk on
d saint are greatly mistaken In
their man-that he will turn
out to be very little, if any.
better than the other schemiug
Democratic politicians whose
overthrow he now seems to have
accomplished"
The Republican for over a
year has pointed the palpable
weakness of Folks position, and
our files show that for manv
months we stood almost alone
in the position mentioned by
the Gazette. We are pleased
to see the Republican press
rounding to on this situation
and getting In shape to make a
vigorous fight against a rehabi-
tation of old Democratic meth
ads under another guise-Union,
vile Republican.
The foregoing is only a sam
pie of the way the Republican
press which short ago patted
Mr.. Folk on the back. Unfor
tunately the Democrats have
furnished both the powder anc
the shot.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-06-09
News About The Devil.

We lear q from one of the con-
tro versial brethren that 1.-The
devil is a gentleman" We COM
municated that statement to
Brother0 Dickey, who, after
some little thought, said
"W'eu a mans done made up
his mine dat he's gwine ter de
devil, de bes' thing he kin do is
ter fiatter him TO he gifts dar!'
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-06-09
Reflections of a Bachelor.

There never was a man a
woman couldn't flatter; there
never was a woman that didn't
do it.
It's a curious thing that girls
go from the nursery to school
and from school back to the
nursery.
There is hardly anything a
woman likes more than to hear
that one of her neighbors has
called her a snob.
It's pretty good fun topretend
you're going to kiss girl and
then to have to do it to appease
her indignation.
No matter how poor woman
feels she never has any doubt
that it is cheaper to buy an ex,
pensive hat and charge it than
a low.priced one and pay cash
for it.-New York Press.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-06-09
Judicial Primary.

This year you can fill in waste
time by attending primaries.
Thursday the committee of the
Tenth judicial District met in
Hannibal and named Saturday,
August 90, 1904, as the date for
the Judicial Convention.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-06-09
Wind and Death

Tekamah, Neb., June "A
tornado swept through this
place last night destroying an
area of half block in width
and twelve blocks long. Twenty
houses sentirely demolished, a
number shattered and nineteen
persons injured in the wrecked
buildings.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-06-09

]. H. CTip)McClintic returned
from somewhere Thursday morn
ing with a basket full of nice
fish. He said that he had been
down on the bottoms but neglec-
ted to say how he come by the
fish.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-06-09

I've got moon yed, aiRd id?"
and we also have Jim Campbell
who is said to have purchased
the right, etc, t o outshine
the moon in the streets of st.
Louis. Missouri State Repub-
lican.-The Jim Campbell refer
ed to is the man who handled
the $47, 500 check and because
Jim was not put on the stand
Ed Butler went free.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-06-09

Mrs. ]. S. Hampton and Chi
dren of Memphis, Tenn. ARE the
guests of her parents Senator
and Mrs. W. S. McClintic.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-06-09

Sam B. Cook is fooling some
OF the disgruntled politicians very
much. They are just beginning
TO realize that he is as strong, if
mot stronger, among Missouri
Democrats than Joe Folk. He
will go before the convention at
Jefferson City with mole thar
enough votes to elect him or
the first ballot.-Milan Stand
ard.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-06-09
To See the Worlds Fair.

get a Katy Album containing
views of all the principal build
ings, reproduced in colors. The
leaves loosely bound, suitable
for fra ming. Send 25 cents tie
Katy, Katy building, st, Louis,
Mo. Liberal commission to
agents and newsdealeas.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-06-09

Georgia went unanimous for
Judge Parker,
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-06-09

Mrs. Dan B. Madden and babe
of New York. have been visiting
east of the city,
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-06-09

Miss Elsa Sohlinger of Stouts
vile was the guests of friends
here the latter part of last
week.
Arizona republican., 1904-11-23
A fine Orange

l and olive grove for sale at a great sac
 i Irifice Cess than half cost) 10 close an ! estate.
Arizona republican., 1904-11-23

Tucson Crescents and the Phoenix Mexican Athletic football team. Both teams are accounted as among the best Mexican teams in the territory The Tucson team expects to bring vIth it 9 large crowd of rooters and the Phoenix team has hired the new Banda Pordrio Diaz to furnish music flor the day and stir up an interest before and during the game. Botl teams of course are confident of win ming and the PhOenlx aggregation is greatly inspired by the recent posses sion of neW uniforms purchased through the Pinney & Robinson agency. Manager Berna says he will show the visitors a very interesting time.
 COLLECIANS VS. NORMALS-A movement is on foot by Robert Shcr-
 man, and W. c. BIacNuIty to get ED a
 team of old college football players to play the strcns Tempe Normal team.
 It will be remembered that las1 year
 the same proposition was talked of.
 but fell through, because the Normal
 boys claimed that they had broken
 training. It is hoped that this game will be arranged, as it would be one of great interest. There are a mum
 Der of old foot ball players Fere. and all men who have had experience in the game will be invited~to make ur the team. Nc effort will be made sn perfect a team until definite answer is received from the Normal boys as io whether or not they are willing to play the game. If they accept the game will be played in Phoeni5 or December g. This will not give the has beens much time to prepare Tor the game. but it will ret take them long to whip a good strong team into shane
Arizona republican., 1904-11-23

The wearers of Deimel Linen Mesh increase year by year.
 It will not be many years hence when the man who wears woolen underwear will be a curiosity. Linen is the proper and sensible thing to wear next the skin. Quit wearing wool and you quit catching cold. The agency is at 32 Washington St.
Arizona republican., 1904-11-23
T Fl F. esCrOftOn' OVGrCO o at.

The very fashionable big shoulder ea lone full skirted. belted back.
 The height of comfort and protec- lion.
 This label
Arizona republican., 1904-11-23

Mrs Richards, of the Arizona School of Music, will be at the school every day this week at Il a. nl.. to meet la dies and children desiring to enter physical culture classes. MT. Freder- ick Beware, teacher of mandolin and guitar, will meet pupils Wednesday af- ternoon at o'clock.
Arizona republican., 1904-11-23

When you go to Tempe, don't miss to visit the Cottage Resort for the best Poe meal in town. Mrs. Frisch is an ex- pert in home cooking.
Arizona republican., 1904-11-23
Of LocaIY
 Interest 
THE WEATHER

Local Daily Weather Report for The
 Arizona Republican.
Arizona republican., 1904-11-23

See IcKee's Thanksgiving specials today.
Arizona republican., 1904-11-23

Forecast for today-Fair.
 Data for A hours ending s ?. m. yes -ar1aN.
Arizona republican., 1904-11-23
If Xou

Want a good 20 acre ranch with prob ably the best water right in the valley l have it. Also a
Arizona republican., 1904-11-23
AN AMUSEMENT ENrERPRIsE
Phoenix Baseball Association 0gran-
 ized Last Night.

The base ball enthusiasts of the city met again last night at the Ford hotel and perfected an organization to be known as the Phoenix Base Ball As sociatiOn. This is the final result or the base ball talk that has been going cn for scme tune and -t is now beyond the speculative stage. The aubsCrip- ti-Es secured a few days ago satisfied .E2 fans that sufficient money could Eet raised, they have Organized, and it's a go.
 The membe-5aip O. t}.c zzocilton includes every person who subscribes to it's maintenance. irrespective CT the amount of his subscrIp, ion. and every member is urged to attend the meet ings and tc give his influence to the enterprise in which he has sisrifiad an interest.
 H. w. Heap was elected president Of the association, C. J. Hall treasurer and J. W Walden secretary. A Gl9r- ager has no. yet been chosen but that matter will probably be attended to at a meeting 10 be held Friday nigh. It is the purpose Of the association to promote base ball aId through trat sport advertise the City as muCh as possible, providing also that much needed amusement .or both the home people and sojOurnirE g visitors. A com mittee will pass around again today seeking the names of those who have not subscribed and may be willing to now that the enterprise is fairly started. A larger membership is de=ired as con- siderably more mCley is wanted to in- sure the kind and quantity of sport the association iDten6s to furnish The present membership of the associe tion. las indicated by the names on the sub scription list consists cf the following persons and business housess
 Coffee Al Company. J. C. Page. r 1T. McNeH Company. Ben Butler Hy Page, F. L. Andrews & Son. F.. k. Ford F. ". Craig. E. S. Wakelin. L. II. Landis. P. A. Taar1Idson. J. W. Walden, ". D. Tanner. ". IT. Hart. Geo. Lewis. c. Fl. HirschfcId Vim. N. Mayors, r. W. Thode, l. T. Sparks. Ii. D. Scott, J. R. Johnson. The National Bank of Arizona. The Berry hin C-m- pany Gcldbe.g Bros. Comrauy. Tel lowstone. s. J. Ttibolet Ben L. Bear. Hooker & Hayes. Chas No-rick. x. Diamond & Bro. Phoenix Street. Rail way Company, II. W. Ta1f5. The AIi- zona Republican, Phoenix Enterprise, Saturday Review, Southwestern Stock man, Fl Mensejero, Arizoua Gazette.
Arizona republican., 1904-11-23

J. Winner will move into his per n&nent place of business. No. 45 north Center street, about Dec 1. lie is now temporarily located in the Baxter block on Second street.
Arizona republican., 1904-11-23
MUSIC TEACHER.

Prof Fountain, teacher Mandolin Guitar and all instruments. Studio 243 E. Washington St.
Arizona republican., 1904-11-23

Maximum temperature, S5; minimum temperature, Al. Average relative humidity, 26 per cent. Total precipitation-O. Character of the day--Clear.
 M. E. BLYSTONE.
 Section Director.
The Van Buren press., 1904-05-14
PUT THE JAILER TO SLEEP.
Carl Saunders In Jail on A Charge OF
Burglary Knocks the Jailer
SenselnSs and EscnneS.

Acting Jailer England is carrying
about with him sore head, the result
of blow struck him by Carl Saunders,
confined in the Jail on a charge Of burg
larizing Fred Boehlers shoe shop first
Of the year. Saunders, who was raised
near Van Buren,, bears rather unen-
viable reputation, having served year
term in the penitentiary for horse steal
ing, but since his confinement in jail
has been tractable prisoner.
After his father died last December
Saunder sold the business and stock Of
the elder Saunders to Boehler. With
out the latter S knowledge he retained
key to the premises, which he entered
on the night of the first or second of
January and carried away material to
the value of thirty dollars or more.
The property was later recovered,
Saunders, on his arrest for the theft,
telling where he had hidden it.
He had shown himself good prison.
er aud had been allowed the freedom of
the corridor surrounding the cells more
than any Of the others and had repaid It
by looking after the insane men con-
fined in the Jail.
Wednesday evening at the usual hour
Mr.. England went to the Jail to lock
Saunders up, when the latter asked him
return in about fifteen minutes as ne
was not done attending to the wants of
the "looney's, - as he called them.
When Mr. England returned he passed
out some pals that had been used and
then took some kinling that was handed
him over to the stove. Meanwhile Mr..
| England had bent over putting the key
into the lock and this was the last he
knew for some time. Saunders had
seized n wash board and struck him
with sufficient force over the head to
render him senseless. Without locking
the door Saunders ran ont Of the Jail to
the river, where he hid in the willows
and latter crossed to the other side.
As soon as Mr.. England regained his
senses he gave the alarm and search
was at oncebegun.
A fallen woman named Marie was
known to be infatuated with Saunders,
and search for her was made, but she
could not be found, although she had
been seen about the Jail yard talking to
him a short time before Her trunk was
found at the express Office by the officers
directed to Hartshorne, |. 7. where
Saunders mother lives, She is supposed to
have helped him to escape and sup
piled him with funds.
Sheriff Pitcock is bending every
energy to locate his man, and we have
no fear but what he will. He had
clew yesterday which he thought might
lead TO Saunders arrest
The Van Buren press., 1904-05-14

The Alma electric light plant Ia very
nearly completed aud will be inaugural
ed sometime this month with elaborate
ceremonies
Mr,and Mrs j. W Buchanan returned
last Friday from Eldorado Springs Mo,
Mrs Buchanan having recovered 9uiiici'
emily from her recent Illness 10 stand
the trip home,
Mrs. JIM Walsh left Monday TO Join
her husband at ~ Louis Our people
are sorry 10 lose her and her family
from our midst, but hope she will hnd
the change pleasant one,
Mr. aud Mrs Il l. Matlock left SA'ur.
day for 81, Louis 10 ylht the fair for n
few days and then 20 TO Indianapolis on
visit 70 afelaliyea, On the lrrolnrn they
Will take another look NJ the esp0slllon,
Private Information IL 10 the effect
that j r. Jarvis who left here At the
opening Of the Kiowa reservation and
settled At bawton, Is preparing 10 dis
pose Of his holdings there aud 70 to
Panama
In spite NJ the very nniaVorn6lt
weather The bnccaaurente sermon de-
lIyorpd 70 the high school graduating
class hy Rev j v DfDhOm " fayeite
willie NJ the Methodist church wa
largely attended The sermon was pro
nonneed very hun 10y thu'p wuo attend