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The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1904-06-03

Louis Eisenach, John Gosze and f.
G. Miller returned Saturday from there
sturgeon fishing trip to Sturgeon lake
in Canada. They report their trip de-
void of what they went after and
claim they were a little too early.
Burnside John accompanied them.
A few cars Of ore were loaded at the
Pioneer mine Friday and shipments
have been pretty steady since from
the Pioneer and Savoy. The first full
train of ore went out Monday. The
ore is now weighed here in the yards
and goes right through to the docks.
A. J. Kane of Two Harbors has arriv-
ed and will have charge of the scales.
The remains of Mrs. John Rauch
were brought up from Nashwauk
Monday evening. Mrs. Rauch having
died there the day previous of pneu-
monia. She was AZ years Of age and
formerly resided with her husband in
this city. The funeral occurred Tues
day from the Catholic church under
the auspices of the Austrian society
of which Mr.. Rauch Is member.
Pat. McGlory, j. j. Gleason and
Matt Prettner, members of the city
council of Eveleth were in the city
Tuesday on tour Of inspection of our
public utilities such as the city hall,
Jail and water and light plant. The
gentlemen were well pleased with
what they saw. Eveleth will prob
ably build city hall and put in a new
water and light plant.
The committee who have in charge
the matter of arranging an intenary
for the Lake Superior Mining Insti.
tute have about decided on the fol.
lowing: The institute will meet In
August. Members to meet at Iron
wood, on the Gogebic range in the
forenoon, visit the mines in the
vicinity and hold business meeting
| in the evening. Take train at II
O'Clock and arrive IN Milwaukee next
morning. Visit the Allis.Chalmers
| machine shops and the Chicago roll
| ing mills, and have second business
meeting in milwaukee. Next day
take boat and make daylight trip tt
Chicago where will be inspected
several of the large iron works.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1904-06-03
Comfort At Modest Prices.

There is one large hotel on the
grounds of the Worlds Fair at ST.
Louis called 1.-THE Inside Inn. 1t has
a capacity Of accommodating with
comfort and safety, 5000 guests. 1t
is located near the southeastern corner
of the grounds and convenient to two
Of the entrances. In its immediate
vicinity are many of the beautiful
buildings erected by the states and
territories.
The Inside Inn is EMPOWERED In
natural forest trees. 1t is In fact a
bit-a big bit OF suburban enterprise
set in the edge of a great city. From
the doors and the windows of the In
side Inn one is not compelled to look
upon sun-baked stone streets, swelter
ing alleys and dead walls. On the
contrary, the guest has an outlook
upon primeval forest in which
appear here and there the inviting
outlines of new houses built without
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1904-06-03
A Word to the Wise.

Newcomer Tin desperation)-Since I
nailed that MISUNDERSTANDING" sign
on tree we've had more tramps than
ever before.
Old Suburbanite-Certainly! They
know that If you actually had dog
you wouldn't waste the time mailing
I'D the sign.-Judge.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1904-06-03
All in the Family.

First Citizen "a few years hence)-'
How is it that Stumper slides along so
easily?
Second Citizen-He belongs to one
party, his wife to the other, and both
run for Office at every election. One
or the other is sure to win.--N. Y.
Weekly.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1904-06-03
Suspicious.

Mr.. Smith-The new cook comes
with fine recommendations.
Mrs. Smith-Yes; they sound as II
the people she was with thought a
great deal of her, or else that they
were willing to do or say almost any
thing in the hope Of getting rid Of her.
Buffalo Times.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1904-06-03
He Deserved to Lose.

General" reported the Tory inn
keeper "the American force Is divided
into 100 companies, each containing 80
minute men"
Good" answered CORVALLIS, "Ishall
send word to England that We have met
the enemy, and they are hours. liar
ward Lampoon.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1904-06-03
Ought to Have Known.

Briggs say, Carter, can't you let me
have five dollars.
Carter-Why, you owe me five dollars
now.
Briggs-What has that to do with It!
If had money enough to pay my debts
shouldn't be ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
Transcript.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1904-06-03
Rural Opinion.

Mrs. Crawoot-They do say that
Fanny and her city husband have
comfortable parlor.
Mr.. Crawoot-Nothing comfortable
about it. Why, when sat In my shirt
sleeves and started to smoke Fanny
objected. "-Chicago Daily News.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1904-06-03
Getting Acquainted.

INA, that new boy next door has
the reddest hair I ever saw"
81 haven't caught sight OF the new
boy, my dear. How do you know his
hair is so red?"
81 pulled some out and matched 1t
with Micky Gorgans. "-Cleveland
Plain Dealer,
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1904-06-03
Knew the Symptoms.

'Shall I leave the hall lamp burning,
ma'am?" asked the servant girl.
NO." replied Mrs. Jaggsby. my hus-
band won be home until daylight He
kissed me five times before he left the
house this morning; besides he gave me
$50 for a new bonnet Cincinnati En-
uuirer
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1904-06-03
While Life Lasts.

ado you remember the night ! had
to take you home from the club In a
cab and"
Eyes indeed"
81 don't suppose you've heard the
last of it yet"
"No. My wife's still living.
ilelnhia Press.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1904-06-03
Discretion.

"You say your wife allows you to do
Just as you please?"
Certainly" answered Mr.. Meekton;
"but am always careful to get the
benefit of her superior Judgment be-
fore forming any decided prejudices."
Washington Star
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1904-06-03
Truthful Childhood.

81 hope, Johnny" said the visitor.
"that 1 haven't disturbed your pa and
ma at dinner"
mo-" replied Johnny; I'VE was just
goin' to sit down, but pa seen you
from the window, an he told ma not
to have dinner till you went."-Cath-
Ollie Standard and Times. I?
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1904-06-03
Expert Diagnosis.

Doctor Carver-Is Jones all right
financially?
Doctor Pillsber-Oh, yes indeed; why
I should diagnosis most anything as
appendicitis that Jones had.-Puck.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1904-06-03
A Practicing Parson.

Little Elmer-Papa. what do the let
tiers 3D." after a mans name mean?
Prof. Broadhead-That he is a doc
tor who makes a practice Of preach
ing, my son.-Town Topics.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1904-06-03

Gyer-Y understand Strongwill Is
posing as a curiosity in dime mu.
scum at a salary of 500 week.
Myer-As a curiosity?
Gyer-Yes. He made New Years
resolution and actually kept it.-Chi-
cago Daily News.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1904-06-03
A Subtle Question.

do you think that . man ought to
speak de truth under all circumstances"
said Flooding Pete.
"Ot course not" replied Meanderint
Mike. at I'D sound foolish fer man to
keep sayin' guilty as indicted every time
he was brought into court. Washing
ton Star.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1904-06-03
The Fly in the Ointment.

An old lady has lost three hus.
bands, and is just going to marry .
fourth. When she was being congrat.
ulated on the happy event she said.
deprecatinglS:
"Oh, the weddings are very well,
but what object to Is the funerals"
-Tit.Bits.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1904-06-03
The Reason Why.

"What is that big iron thing?" asked
Laura.
Locomotive boiler" said Tom.
Laura looked thoughtful. After O
moments silence she asked:
"Why do they boil locomotives?"
ITO make 'em tender" he said,
slowly.-Brooklyn Citizen.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1904-06-03
Skilled Labor.

Employer-An Office boy should be
modest, reserved and unobtrusive.
Office Boy-Well, say, I can't do all
dat fer two dollars II week-Puck.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1904-06-03

willie, did you rest well last
night" asked the visitor as she came
down to breakfast.
Willie-I don't know I've been
asleep.-Detroit Free Press.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1904-06-03
Too Eager.

would you rather have me or my
money" she asked.
"They can't be separated, can they?
he asked eagerly.-Chicago Post.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1904-06-03
Not to Be Caught.

Buxom Widow-Do you understand
the language of flowers, DR.. Crusty?
DR.. Crusty Gan old bachelor)-No,
ma'am.
Widow-You don't know II yellow
means jealousy?
DR.. Crusty-No, ma'am; yellow means
MISUNDERSTANDING
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1904-06-03
A Matter Of Contract.

MISUNDERSTANDING boxes get
smaller and smaller.
Grocer-No'm that amt it; it's the
strawberries-y' see, they gets larger
and larger.-Cincinnati Commercial
Tribune,
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1904-06-03
Louis Sletten.
The Practical Boy.

"How much does Sis weight" asked
the boy.
"I'm sure I don't know" replied the
young man.
Huh" exclaimed the boy disgust
edly. "I'll bet after I'd held anything
on my knee for an hour could make
a pretty good guess."-Chicago Post.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1904-06-03
A Song Of the Heart.

When he had had his breakfast food,
A dainty sort of thing,
He trilled this charming melody:
I'm sawdust when l sing"
Detroit Free Press.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1904-06-03
Groceries.

1t is established fact that in order to haye Fresh
Groceries, they must be kept moving and that is what
do. Our goods always fresh and pay particu
lar attention to prompt delivery ............-...
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-03-24
More Riots

Disturbances of strikers are not
nearly as grave as an individual
disorder of he system Overwork,
loss of sleep. nervous tension will
be followed by utter collapse, uuless
q reliable remedy Is Immediately
employed. There's nothing so eft
fcient to cure disorders of the liver
or kidneys as Electric Bitters Its
a wonderful tonic, and effective
nervine and the greatest all around
medicine for run down systems.
It dispels nervousness, rheumatism
and neuralgia and expelc malaria
germs. Only soc, and satisfaction
guaranteed by D. A. Henderson,,
druggist.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-03-24
Origin Of Life Insurance.

81 don't have to have my life insur'
ed" said the business man TO the agent,
Abut | do want TO know how life insur-
ance originated. Can you tell me" Il
can" the agent answered. ut original
ed in 1706 in London. In that year
there was formed the first life insur'
ance company. 1t was called the Ami
cable Society For Perpetual Assurance
Office. 1t was a mutual benefit con
Germ. Each member. without reference
to age, paid a fixed admission fee and
fixed annual charge per share on from
one to three shares. and at the end or
the year a portion Of the fund accu
INFLATED was divided among the heirs
of those who had died in accordance
with the number of shares each dead
person had held. Out Of this company.
with its crude and imperfect methods,
life insurance as it exists today has
grown" philadelphia Record.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-03-24
from
Women

Cured by the use Of Kodol are received daily,
Their troubles nearly all begin with indiges
ton or other stomach disorder. 81
II the food you eat fails TO give strength
to your body. It Is because the juices Sc
GREETED by the stomach and digestive organs
are inadequate to transform the nutrient prop
critics Of the food into blood. That is
indigestion. The system Is deprived OF the
amount Of nourishment required to keep up
the strength, and the result Is that one oi
moro Of the delicate organs gradually grows
weak. and then weaker, until finally It Is
diseased. Here a great mistake is made.
That Of treating the diseased organ. Inc
best doctors in the land make this very
mistake. Why should they 1t Is so easy
70 see that the trouble Is not there.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-03-24
Rearranging the Basis.

"You are charging me 81 Il week for
board and lodging. Mrs. IRONS" said
the gray haired person Of the name of
Harris. MAY l ask how you would
itemize it? What part Of 1t Is for
board?'
give dollars" replied the landlady.
"And 50 for my room?
eyes"
"Well, if you don't mind, Mrs. Irons, "
he said. proceeding to square up for
another week. well consider hereaft-
er that Pm paying S. for lodging and
81 for board. 1t will seem more as if ]
were getting the worth Of my money"
Chicago Tribune.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-03-24
Kodol


This famous remedy puts the stomach and
digestive organs In healthy condition SO
that rich, red blood Is sent coursing through
the veins and arteries of every muscle, tissue
and fiber throughout every organ of the en-.
tire body. and by Natures law OF health, full
strength and vigor Is soon restored to each.
Kodol cures indigestion. dyspepsia and all
stomach disorders.
have taken Kodol for nearly two months
after each meal and Il Is the only remedy
that gave relief from the terrible pains ]
endured. After 4 time would take II but
once day. and now. while | keep bottle
handy, seldom need II, as II has cured me.
MRS. J. w. CooLBAUoH, Milo Center, N. 7.
Kodnl Disests What You Eat.
Bottles only. sioo Sire holding az times the trial
size. which sells for so cents.
prsoarsd by E, o. Dewitt q co.. CHICAGO
For sale at Opera House Drugstore
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-03-24

w. M. Thomas, Of Stalliown,
moved to Philip Seeman's, On
Mel lroy.
Mr.. Thomas has a position as
pumper with the New England
Oil company.
Several of the Joseph's Mill
boys attended church at Fairview
Sunday.
We are sorry to hear that Billy
Gatrell contemplates going to Sa-
lem. Bill is our champion story
teller.
The Big Run school closed on
March 18th. Miss Nanny Marsh
was the teacher.
The Frog Pond school closed
March 10. j. w. Moore, teach
er.
A. C. Conoway was visiting his
relatives last week.
Mr.. Conoway is working for
the N. w. T. company.
G.. W. Smith went to Clarks-
burg the 21st to accept position
with the Eureka Pipe Line COM
pany.
There are several cases OF
measles in this vicinity.
Willie w. Weekly is the proud
parent of bouncing girl baby.
Well, it won't get to vote.
R. j. Stewart was calling on his
parents Sunday.
We are glad to state that the
Hon. w. w. Mccain, of Salem,
who was arrested and brought
before Squire Smith, for kidnap-
ming, has escaped.
We think the Wolf Pen and
Elk Fork correspondents had bet
ter take their old fintlocks out
and oil them up and prepare for
a grand battle.
J. M. Pierson and E. E. Week
ly are drawing goods from the
b. road when it is too wet to do any
thing else.
Services at Spring Hill Sunday,
March 27.
Services at Ross Run school
house April 9 and 10.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-03-24
INSANITY CURED.
{ Was Losing Control of My
Mind and Could Not
Remember persons.

Twas losing control Of my mind and
sould not remember persons or names.
caused by female weakness. Chronic
Inflammation of the liver, kidneys and
bladder, scalding Of urine and non-re
tention of the same, had troubled me
Tor years, making me very nervous
AL the medicines used only relieved
ne for q time. You don't know how
delighted I am to think am so much
better and stronger all through my
system, and Thompson's Barosms
Backache, Liver, Kidney and Lumbago
Cure did it I used six bottles. 1t was
worth more than money to me, for it
gave me health and strength, for ]
vas very weak and miserable before.
MRS. NJ. A. COX,
Titusville, Pa
Thompson's Barosma is $1.00; sir
bottles $500.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-03-24
Birds That Lay Four Eggs.

The spotted sandpiper and killdeer
plover and most Of the other snipe and
plover lay four eggs at clutch. The
eggs are arranged in the nest or on the
bare ground with their small ends to-
gether, and as they are pyriform in
shape they Join in to perfection. The
eggs Of the snipe and plover groups
are proportionately exceedingly large
for the size Of the bird, and the saving
of space by this arrangement undoubt,
eddy answers a purpose.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-03-24
Wounds of the HeLrt.

In wounds Of the heart itself the es'
cape Of blood is never in large guam
tity, and the iethal consequences are
due to the fact that the escape Of blood
from within its cavity or caTities into
the surrounding sac Of the pericardum
mechanically interrupts the alternate
contraction and expansion by which
its pumping action is maintained. Ac-
cordingly the results Of the wound Of
the heart are usually Identical with
those Of gradual suffocation.-Ameri
can Medicine
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-03-24

Greatly Reduced One Way Col
onist Fares to the West via B.
& O. r. r. .sa5.-
During the Months of March
and April the Baltimore and
Ohio Railroad will place on sale
daily from all stations, one way
Colonists Tickets to principal
points in California, Arizona,
British Columbia, Colorado,
Montana, New Mexico, Oregon,
South Dakota, Texas, Utah,
Washington, Wyoming, etc., at
greatly reduced rates.
For tickets and full informati-
on, call on or address Ticket
Agents, Baltimore & Ohio Rail
road.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-03-24

These affections have made thousands OF me
long eripples. Thousands Of cripPles have oee9
cured permanently by the use OF the oest ana
most reliable Of all Family remedies.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-03-24

Sold by c. W. Grier, druggist.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-03-24
Rebuked.

Hoffman,, the German physicist, ar
rived in Glasgow late one Saturday
night and on Sunday morning went to
call on Lord Kelvin.
The doorbell was answered by a wo.
man servant. whom Hoffman, asked
If Sir William was at home.
The servant answered, "Sir, he most
certainly Is not
Hoffman, then asked. could you tell
me where | could find himT
"Sir," she answered. you will find
him at church. where you ought to be-
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-03-24

Penetfates the Pores Of the Skin
Reaches the Seat of the Tropole
Drives out the Pain
Cures the Disease
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-03-24
UGrant's Luck"

SGrants Luck"
did not go out to see the surrende'
Of General Lee. I remember well the
event Of General Grants return after
the surrender. l think there were not
more than three persons present when
the general came In and took seat at
a table to write. He looked up with
some expression Of animation and re-
marked:
"More Of Grants luckr'
This was an allusion to the newspa-
per critics who had been in the habit Of
calling his success luck.
This little comment on the surrender
Of Lee was the only word of exultation
l ever heard from the victorious sol
der.
1t was a very slight expression of tri-
umph to follow such a stupendous
achievement. brit wholly characteristic
National Magazine.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-03-24
Az Practical rs lanai.

Poor MAXWELL. did you buy that
book telling all about how to economic
in the kitchen?
Wife-Yes, I've got 1t.
Poor Man-That's good. What does
1t say?
Wife-It's full of recipes telling how
to utilize cold roast turkey. but we
haven't the turkey
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-03-24
IDEAL LABOR LEADER.

The coal miners are for peace
and John Mitchell,as an ideal labor
leader, Is growing In popularity at
q rapid rate.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-03-24
baltimore & Ohio R R
Ohio River Division.
Time Table In effect Nov. "a, 1905.
RAST R0uND

Time Table In effect Nov. "a, 1905.
EAST BOUND
7.O5 a. n. Accommodation
Daily except For wheeling and intermsdis'
Sunday. points.
S;64 A. n Pittsburg Express
Daily. For New Martinsville, Mounu,
Vile, wheeling Pittsburg, Frenb
lin, Oil City, TGusville and ipte,
mediate points. Runs SOLID l.
Plttsbarg, daily except sundS-
Daily to wheeling.
1855 4. n. Accommodation
Daily except For New Martinsville and Int,
Sunday. mediate points.
l:67P. II, New York E1presa
Daily. For New Martinsville, Mounds
Vile, Wheeling, PittSburg Bufis
10, Washington, Baltimore, Phils
deiphia, New York aad ali point,
North and East. Rams solid e.
Pfttsburg. Parlor car.
1858 P. u. Accommodation
paily. For wheeling and iE.ermedia,
points
$40 p. N. Ohio Valley Express
Tally except For New Martinsville, Mound.
sunday. willie, Benwood, wheeling, Pitts
burg, Buffalo, Baltimore, Wash
ington, New York and oil poinfG
North and East. Runs solid t.
Pittsburg. Parlor car.
WEST BOUND.
GALA. N. Accommodation
Daily For Parkersturg and inferno
date points.
Ills A, n. Ohio Valley Express
Daily except For st. Aarys, Marietta, Park
sunday. ersburg, Ravenswood, Milwood
Pomeroy, Pt. Pleasant. Charles
ton, Gallipolis, Huntington, Ken
ova, Ironton, Portsmouth Cincip
natl and all points South anc
West. Runs solid te Kenovs
Parlor car.
G55 r. n. Kenova Express
Daily Fer st. Marys, Marietta, PAN
ersburg, Ravenswood. Milwood
Pomeroy, Pt. Pleasant, Charles
ton, Gallipolis Huntington, Ker
ova and principal intermediats
points. Parlor car.
S;l4 p, II. Accommodation
Daily except For ParkersSurg, Spencer and
Sunday. intermediate points.
6:4I P. N. Accommodation
Daily except For Parkersburg and inferno
sunday. diate points.
$40 P. n. Express
Daily. For Friendly, 81. Marys, wavz,
ly, Marietta and ParkersburS
d. B. MARTIN,
Man'g'r Passenger Traffic
w. ALLEN, T. p. A.
Pa'kerSburg, VIVA.