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Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1904-10-21

w tt4c IduSr dAAu
cure the kidneys.
Use Doan's Kid
ney Pills. which
have cured thou
sands.
Captain s. ID.
H r, of En-
CINE No. IA, Pitts
burg, Pa, Fire
Department, and
residing at 2729
w vile avenue,
SAYS.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1904-10-21

1T was three years & that / used
Doan's Kidney Pills for an attack OF
kidney trouble that was mostly back
ache, and they fixed me up fine. There
is no mistake about that, and IL /
should ever be troubled again, / would
get them first thing, a d / know what
they are"
cents Foster iIburn Company, Buff
falo, N. Y.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1904-10-21

Chicago News: Meeks: why
don't you try Or. Quackein's elixer or
life "A friend OF mine who took a bot-
tie praises 1t to the skies
Weeks: Yes, and a friend of mine
who took three bottles OF the stuff is
now up there somewhere
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1904-10-21

Mrs. Binkeyheim - Oil Binkey.
there's a b~urglar--how'd he get in?
Mr.. Binkeyhcim (haIf asleep)-With
a skeleton key. m dear.
Mrs. B.--Ohi heavens! Tell him to
take anything he wants, just so he
don't let the skeleton out OF our closet.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1904-10-21

The Playwright-My new war drama
is bound to be a hit.
The Manager-Why?
The Playw right-A Russian gets
killed In every act.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1904-10-21
CURE YOUR KIDNEYS.

When the Back Aches and Bladder
Troubles Set i'm, Get at the Cause.
Don't make the mistake OF bellev-
ing backache and bladder Ills to be lo-
cal ailments Gaf NJ tho % nsa and
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1904-10-21
Had the Dough.

Lord Newton, who is president OF a
British horse show society, suggests
that the country's revenue might be
increased properly by a tax on horse
racing.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1904-10-21

Physicians are scare IN Cuba: s316.oos
worth Of patent medicines were Inn
ported during the tIs0a1 year io02-oS.
mostly from Francs.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1904-10-21

The military were called out 10 fight
Hungary.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1904-10-21

I can recommend Piso's Cure for Con-
sumption for Asthma. 1t has given ma
great relief.-W. Il. Wood, Farmersburs,
Ind, Sept. 8 1901.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1904-10-21

Mrk. wInslow's soo1aTNe sxRup TOR Children
taathinQi eoftena the gums, reduces Inflammation, ~
lays pair. cures wind collie. Recent g puttio
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1904-10-21

The trolley conductor looked four
ways at once for q spotter. collected
four fares and rang VI two. gave q
a. he remarked to himself, 1.-THE money
: fellow makes onsthe trolley ts cur
rSncy."
The Elbert County tribune., 1904-02-25

DIR. Hartman receives many letters from
Catholic Sisters from all over the United
States. A recommend recently received
from Catholic institution in Detroit,
Mich, reads as follows:
DR. S. 3. Hartman, Columbus. Ohio:
Dear Sic-"The young girl who used
the Peruna was suffering from Laryngf-
lis, and loss of voice. The result offhe
freafmenf was most satisfactory. She
found great relief and after farther use
of the medicine we hope 10 be able TO
say she Is entirely cured. Sisters of
Charity.
This young girl was under the care of
the Sisters Of Charity and used Peruna for
eatarrh of the throat. with good results as
the above letter testfies.
From a Catholic Institution In Gem
fraI Ohio comes the following recon-
mend from the Sister Superior:
''Some years ago n friend OF our insti-
tuition recommended to us DIR. Hartman's
Peruna as an excellent remedy for the
influenza of which we then had several
cases which threatened to be of a serious
character.
I'VE began to tse IL and experienced
such wonderful results that since then
The Elbert County tribune., 1904-02-25
GOT CLOSE TO 1T.
OCCASION When Jack Was Near the
Head of His Class.

OCCASION When Jack Was Near the
Head of His Class.
Jacks parents were ambitious for
their offspring; but the offspring lack.
ed both ambition and industry. Hook
ey and marbles were far more attrac-
tive to Jack than geography and arith-
metic. consequently his father and
mother had never achieved the desire
OF their heart. which was to see their
son at the head of his class.
As the winter progressed, Jack S
monthly reports kept pace with the
thermometer in its slide toward zero.
Mother was discouraged; father was
wrathy. First bribes were offered.
then threats were resorted to. but
nothing availed. The end of each
month always called forth the same
scene in Jacks family-tears ON the
part of mother; the switch on the part
OF father.
Jack would seem to be overcome by
remorse and promise better things for
the future. but II skating or coasting
happened to be good. his resolutions
would melt under the ardor of his
ththusiasiH iot tHeSe spoftS, anu tne
lessons would go by the board.
.'Oh. Jack. why can't you get 1902"
sighed his mother. when his last re.
port was presented.
Jack fidgeted; stood first on one
foot. then on another. then he burst
out desperately:
well, mother, II come pretty
near IL this month IL sat next tn n
boy that got 1901"
The Elbert County tribune., 1904-02-25
For Manners. Mexico.

For your wines. to Rhenish regions; for
your olives. to the land
or the Argive: and for women. fair be-
yond the telling and
The believing. to New Orleans.-but for
manners, there is no
Spct In all the world they grow In as they
grow in Mexico.
Don Ciemente de Morales, as he well
comes you. his guest.
Wnl assure you. while he's howing with
his arms ncross his breast:
Sir. this home Of mine-I wish 1t were
truly royal place
1t is yours, ny. house and acres, tho too
humble for Your Grace,
At the cost OF n centavo. which is Mex
loan for sou.
Beautifully varied blessings will the beg
gar call on you.
The policeman who arrests you-whsn
you're wicked-is n prize:
For his hand upon your collar deeply
he'll apologize.
Market women. ancient Aztec dames-of
prehistoric days
To the seeming of the stranger--too. hnve
sweet and gentle ways.
True" they'll cry. these aguacates are
not good enough for one
Such as you. lord. tho there never rlpen-
ed liner in the sum-
And the Jehus. far from swearing. bully
Ing. or bawling threat
After threat at him who hasn't gener-
ousiy tipped them yet
Never lose the suave politeness of the
race but drive along
Pulling softly a e.garro. humming hap
PLY song.
Last. the noiseless. swift assassin. whom
your enemy has hired
Cheap. will tell you ere in darkness OF
his knife-thrust you've expired:
Good senior. / pray you bear me no re-
sentiment: nay. forgive;
You're n worthy cnballero doubtless,
But a man must live"
New Orleans Times Democrat.
The Elbert County tribune., 1904-02-25
Childhood Of pefoe.

Sir Walter Besant in his latest hook
says of the author of Robinson Cru.
soc" and journal of the Plague:
,"Defoe was born In the year 1861. His
father lived in Cripplegate, where. as
we know, he had shop. The child,
therefore. was 4 years of age in the
plague year. A child of 4 Observes a
great deal and may remember a great
deal. Defoe says: When any one
bought a joint of meat he would not
take 1t out of the butchers hand. but
took 1t of the hooks himself; ON the
other hand. the butcher would not
touch the money. but put 1t into not
full of vinegar which he kept for the
purpose This must surely have been
seen by the child and remembered. II
happened in his fathers shop before
his eyes"
The Elbert County tribune., 1904-02-25
10000 Plant. for 100.

This is a remarkable offer the John
A. Salzer Seed sco.. La Crosse, Wi !,
makes. They will send you their big
plant and seed catalog. together with
enough seed to grow
1000 fine. solid Cabbages.
1000 delicious Carrots.
1000 blanching. nutty Celery.
1000 rich. buttery Lettuce.
1000 splendid Onions.
1000 rare. luscious Radishes.
1000 gloriously brilliant Flowers,
This great offer Is made in order to
induce you to try their warranted seeds
for when you once plant them you
will grow no Others, and
ALL foR BUT Ice POSTAGE,
providing you will return this notice,
and II you Will send them zoe in post
age. they Will add to the above a pack
age OF the famous Berliner Caulihower.
(W. N. W
The Elbert County tribune., 1904-02-25
HAVE a GOOD USE foe -,'--
California Fruit Growers Set One
sect to Prey Upon Another.

To the subject of insects. harmsul
and beneficial, more attention is given
here than in any other state in the
union. Here was first applied the dis
coyery that there were insects that
feed upon and destroy the various
white. black and purple scale insect
that Kill the orange. olive and Other
fruit producing trees. This discovery
has resulted in importing and breed
ing the various lady bugs which have
made our citrus crop safe. We have
learned the use of another kind OF
useful insect. The lady bugs swarm
upon sale-covcred trees and keep up o
perpetual picnic. increasing as they
go, until the orchard is cleaned eutire-
ly. Then Mr.. Craw found that we
have a minute insect, native of the
golden west, which, properly encour-
aged, moves into the black scale, in
habits It as a place OF residence and
proceeds to eat up its habitation, and
then moves with its Increased family
into others. This little friend of ours
does not increase fast enough to en-
tirely overtake the black scale, which
ontbreeds II, but 1t does destroy from
one TO three-quarters of the black
scale every year. and the block lady
bird from Australia does the rest.
We got the San Jose scale from
China. 1t arrived before we had our
immigration laws against such aliens.
and was unfortunately named the San
Jose scale, to the injury of the good
name of that splendid fruit region in
the Santa Clara valley. 1t is now
nearly exterminated here, thanks to
another internal parasite and a lady
bird bearing the royal name of rhizo-
bus toowoombae. The San Jose scale
was carried east and as the use of
beneficial insects is not as well un-
derstood there as here II has in some
sections become the terror OF horticul.
urc.-San Francisco Call.
The Elbert County tribune., 1904-02-25

The mild and immediate effect OF DIR.
Kilmer's Swamp-Root. the great kidney
and bladder remedy. Is soon realized. II
stands the highest for its wonderful cures
OF the most distressing cases Swamp
Roof will set your whole system right.
and the best proof of this is trial.
II East i,o,h ST.. New yosx cirv.
DRsa Sra, OCT. 18th. 1909
4 had becn suffering severely from kidney
trouble All symptoms on hand. my former
strength and power had left me. could hardly
drag myself along. Even my mental capacity was
giving out and often wished to die II then
I saw an advertisement OF yours in New York
paper. but would not have paid any attention to 1t.
had IL not promised sworn guarantee with every
bottle OF your medicine, asserting that your Swamp
Root Is purely vegetable. and does not contain any
harmful drugs ! am seventy years and four months
old and with good conscience can recommend
Swamp-Root to all sufferers from kidney troubles.
Swamp Root for four different kidney diseases,
with the same good resuits.''
With many thanks To you. rsmnin
Very truly yours
A. ROBERT BERNER.
You may have a sample bottle of this
famous kidney remedy. Swamp-Root.
sent free by mail. postpaid. by which you
may test its virtues for such disorders as
kidney. bladder and uric acid diseases.
poor digestion. being obliged to pass
The Elbert County tribune., 1904-02-25

your water frequently night and day
smarting or irritation in passing. brick.
dusteor sediment in the urine. headache,
backache. lame back. dizziness. sleepless-
ness. nervousness, heart disturbance duo
to bad kidney trouble. skin eruptions from
bad blood. neuralgia, rheumatism. diabetes.
bloating. irritabiliiy. wornout feeling. lack
Of ambition. loss OF flesh. sallow COM
plexion. or Bright's disease.
If your water. when allowed to remain
undisturbed in a glass or bottle for
twenty-four hours forms a sediment or
settling or has cloudy appearance. II is
evidence that your kidneys and bladder
need immediate attention.
Swamp-Root is the great discovery Of
DIR. Kilmer. the eminent kidney and Llad-
der specialist. Hospitals use it with won-
deriul success in both slight and severe
cases. Doctors recommend 1t to their
patients and use it in their own families,
because they recognize in Swamp Root
the greatest and most successful remedy.
Swamp-Root is pleasant to take and Is
for sale at drug stores the world over in
bottles of two sizes and two prices-fifty
cents and one dollar. Remen,5er the
name, Sfoanf Roof, Dr.. Aiimey's S
Saoamb- Root, and re address, BinR.
hamton, ". u, on eve,y bottle.
The Elbert County tribune., 1904-02-25
To Prove what Swamp-Root, the Great Kidney Remedy
viii Do for You. Every Reader Of this paper May
Have a Sample Bottle Sent Free by Mall

unhealthy kidneys responsible
through kidney trouble permitted
continue, o
n or Inn
Swampoot kidney liver and bladder because
kidneys
other to health A trial will convince anyone.
The Elbert County tribune., 1904-02-25
EDITORIAL NOTE

EDITORIAL NOTES. success
full 10 Swamp Root in promptly curing even
the most distressing cascs of kidney. liver
or bladder troubles. that to prove its won
tderful merits. you may have sample bottle
and a book of valuable information. both
sent absolutely free by mail. The book con-
'tains many OF tho thousands upon thou
sands of testimonial letters received from
rnen and women cured. The value and sue
cess Of Swamp-Root is SO well known that
our readers are advised to send for sample
bottle. In sending your address to DR.. Kill
smer & Co., Binghamton. NY. be sure to say
The Elbert County tribune., 1904-02-25

Peruna has become our favoritc medicine
for influenza, catarrh, cold, cough and
bronchitis"
Another recommend from . Catholic
Institution Of one of the Central States
written by the Sister Superior reads as
follows:
"A number of years ago our attention
was called to DIR. Hartman's Peruna.
and since then we have used it with
wonderful results for grip, coughs, colds
and catarrhal diseases of the head and
stomach.
For grip and winter catarrh espe-
cially it has been of greatrservice to the
inmates of this institution.n
The Elbert County tribune., 1904-02-25
SISTERS OF ST. JOSEPH
Use Pe-ru-na for La Grippe
and Winter Catarrh.

TN EVERY country of the civilized
4 world the Sisters of Charity are
known. Not only do they minister to
the spiritual and intellectual needs of
the charges committed to their care,
needs.
Whenever coughs or colds, In grippe
or pneumonia make their appearances
among the children these Sisters are not
disconnected, but know exactly the REM
edies to apply.
With so many children to take care of
and to protect from climate and disease
these wise and prudent Sisters have
found Peruna a never-failing safeguard
The Elbert County tribune., 1904-02-25
Many school children Are sIckIy.

Mother Gray's Sweet powders for Children.
used by Mother Gray. nurse in Children's 3
Home New York, break up Colds in "a hours.
cure Feverishness. Headache. Stomach
Troubles. Teething Disorders and Destroy
Worms. At all druggists 25c. Sample mailed
free. Address Allen S. Olmsted. lie Roy. NY.
The Elbert County tribune., 1904-02-25


Cas- Louis,
Mo.
sah asd sso with colds md grppe We have f IN Perna and
certainty kspf from being sick dd world of
little Thanking
afflicted ones remain gratefully,
The Elbert County tribune., 1904-02-25

There may he numerous retired poll
ticians. but who ever heard of a retir-
ing politician?
The Elbert County tribune., 1904-02-25

Piso's Cure for Consumption is m infaiitbi
medicine for coughs and colds--N. w. SAMUEL
Ocean Grove. N. j., Feb. II, 1900
The Elbert County tribune., 1904-02-25

Jts a wicked young man who eats
onions before going to u leap year ball.
The Elbert County tribune., 1904-02-25

Won't spill. break, freeze nor spot clothes
Costs 10 cents and equals 20 cents worth OF
any other bluing II your grocer does not
iseep IL send 1Oc for sample to The Laundry
Blue Co.. Il Michigan Street Chicago.
The Elbert County tribune., 1904-02-25

There are a few self made men and n
lot of self-made blonde women in the
world.
The Elbert County tribune., 1904-02-25

A man with the strength of ten may
he no match for girl with the beauty OF
Ii Niaeu
The Elbert County tribune., 1904-02-25

The moth is a very disagreeanle in-
sect. He is always chewing the rag.
The Elbert County tribune., 1904-02-25

Most OF the fools In this world haven't
got the money to part with.
The Elbert County tribune., 1904-02-25

To Cure a Cold In One day.
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets All
druggists refuud money IL 1t fails to cure. 2ao'
The Elbert County tribune., 1904-02-25

Mrs. winsiow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teething, softens the gums reduces I'm
damnation ailays pain. cures wind collie. 23c boto
The Elbert County tribune., 1904-02-25
WIggie. Stick LAUNDRY BLUE

Girls who make fools of men usually
make lasting Impressions.
The Elbert County tribune., 1904-02-25
Humphrey-Jones High Grade Pain

mixed all ready for use. Ask your deals
or write US. The Humphrey-Jones Mel
TO. 1871 Arnpnhoe St. Denver.
The Elbert County tribune., 1904-02-25

do you really think that kissing
spreads dlseases'' i've known II to oc
cn sion heart trOuble.'
The Elbert County tribune., 1904-02-25

She-Can you support us both IL
mother comes? Helm afraid your
mother would be insupportable.
The Elbert County tribune., 1904-02-25
France Is IMPROVING.

There were forty-two marriages to
one divorce in France during 1902.
The Elbert County tribune., 1904-02-25
SISTERS OF CHARITY
All Over the United States Use Pe-ru-na
for Catarrh.

A recommend recently received from a
Catholic institution in the Southwest reads
as follows:
A Prominent Mother Superior Says:
II can testify from experience to the
efficiency of Peruna one OF the very best
The Elbert County tribune., 1904-02-25

me 10 Try ltTlnh AiatF hoiuH wv
bottles i found myself very much i'm
being now so slight, l consider myself
cured, yet for n while intend TO con
tinue the use of Peruna- L am now
treating another patient with your medi'
cine She has been sick with malaria
and troubled with leuchorrhea. l have
no doubt that a cure VIII be speedily
effected"
These are samples of letters received
by DR. Hartman from the various
orders OF Catholic Sisters throughout
the United States.
The names and addresses to these let
ters have been withheld from respect
to the Sisters, but will be furnished on
request.
One half of the diseases which afiiict
mankind are due to some catarrhal de
rangement of the mucous membrane lin
ing some organ or passage of the body.
A remedy that would act Immediately
upon the congested mucous membrane
restoring it to its normal state. would
consequently cure all these diseases.
Catarrh is catarrh wherever located.
whether 1t be in the head. throat, lungs.
stomach. kidneys or pelvic organs. A
remedy that will euro it In one location
will cure it in all locations. Peruna cures
catarrh wherever located.
IL you do not derive prompt and salts
factory results from the use of PerunR,
write at once to DR.. Hartman. giving a
full statement of your case and he will
be pleased to give you his valuable advice
gratis
Address DIR. Hartman. President of
The Hartman Sanitariuin, Columbus.
Ohio.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1904-11-14
The borrowed Days.

According to Scottish fireside
rhyme, alluded TO by Sir Thomas
Brown in his Vulgar Errors" three
days were borrowed by March from
April, with Il view to the destruction
of some sheep, but the popular fiction
of the borrowed days is really of older
date.
In the Complaint Of Scotland,
printed in 1913. we find: There eftir
| entrit in ane creme forest, to con
tempill the tender yong frutes, becaus
the borial blastis of the three borouine
dais of Marehe he'd chaissit fragrant
flureise of evyrle frut-tree far athouri
the fields"
The origin and meaning Of the ex
preston are obscure. 1t may probably
be founded upon that relapse into win
try weather which is often noticed a
the close of March and which seem'
to snatch few days from the promise
of opening spring. A similar fancy
has prevailed in the highlands of Scot
land in connection with the first tw'
months Of the year.-London Answers
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1904-11-14

Sir Edwin Arnold had a great many
stories in illustration Of Japanese traits
The Japanese gardeners" he once
said, have carried their art further
than we have carried ours. A land
scape gardener in japan Is esteemed
highly. he is looked on quite as w
look on a poet or painter. And thest
Japanese gardeners are truly remark
able men. ! was riding with one Of
them near Kloto on an August after
noon, and we came to steep hillside.
Tell me- said. how would yor
plan road to the top Of that difficult
hillT
The gardener smiled humorously.
1 think he said. that l would frs
turn some cows loose and see how they
got up."-Collier's Weekly.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1904-11-14

Now that Condor is dry town
the proposed Improvement to the
CITY water works will be Of more i'm
nortance than before. Thirsty people
will need to drink something and
even water beats nothing. While
drinking aqua pura it will be in order
for the citizens to practice the art of
digging up tax money and looking
pleasant at the same time. This ac-
complishment is said to be a pleas
ant sensation-after you get used to
it.-Condon Globe.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1904-11-14

Chatham island, lying off the coast
OF New Zealand, in the south Pacific
ocean, Is peculiarly situated, as 1t is
one OF the few habitable points of the
globe where the day of the week
changes. 1t is just ON the line Of the
uemarcation between dates. There al
y noon ON Sunday. Sunday ceases, and
instantly Monday meridian begins
sunday comes into mans house on
the east side and becomes Monday by
the time II passes out of the western
door. A man sits down TO his noon
uay dinner on Sunday, and 1t is Mon
oay noon before he finishes it.-Lon
don Globe.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1904-11-14
To Incorporate Bend.

An application signed by 40 voters
of Bend, is to be presented to the
county court the last of the month,
praying that the territory described
shall be ordered Incorporated. The
future city of Bend will include the
old townsite of Bend and If the petit
ton is granted a mayor six alder
men, a recorder, a marshal and a
treasurer will be elected.-Crook
County Journal.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1904-11-14
Electric LIGHTS for Bend,

A. L. Goodwillie was in from Bend
the first of the week. Mr.. Goodwillie
informed the Review that an electric
light plant for Bend was the next i'm
provement on the program, a COM
pany for that purpose having been
organized on Monday.-Prineville
RnNinW
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1904-11-14
70 THE EXCHANGES
ynE |yr1E INLAND EMPIRE

of the Indians, il was decided not to
resnect the chieftain's wishes, but to
hurry the body in a special cemetery
m he made above Seattle. The WASH
,neton Historical Society will erect a
,nonument to Chief Josephs memory.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1904-11-14
Slide Creek Barn Burned.

II. d. williams had his barn on
his Slide creek ranch destroyed by
fire last Saturday night. The barn
contained 40 tons of hay. Two horses
that were in the barn, we're burned
to death. The total loss is near ST.
400. The origin of the fire is un-
known.-Canyon City Eagle.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1904-11-14
|yet His Choosing.

! wish of Chief Joseph
|yn Perce Indians, will
kta. says the Wallowa
IA. aged warrior who
snE ago, said that he
biz buried in the beauti-
! valley, beside the re
! hthers. At a meeting