The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-12-22
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The late Dean Hole was fond OF sport,
OF all kinds, but when a report came Il
MS ears that his groom had been en-
felt 4 his duty to administer suitable
reDuke, winding up with; II hope yot
were separated (severely) beg par.
don. SIR; when I'd finished he didn't want
no separating" aaid the groom.
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cd,'rt DR. Garth 81 TIA witty physician q tn,
nanseous dose for the great warrior duke
OF marlborough. When the duke objecteC
70 following the directions. the sharp.
tongued Duchess Sarah broke IN by say.
ING, II be hanged II Il does not cure
you. There my lord" interposed
Garth. you had better swallow II; you
VIII gain either way"
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Josiah Quincy OF Boston tells OF how
ne was once Identified BY iaDorer who
Josiah Quincy said the ihs'1 first Iaborer ab
An who Is Josiah Quincy" demanded
tne other Don't ye know who Josiah
Quincy is?'' demanded the first man; Il
niver saw sich ignorance. Why. he's the
yard"
George Zimmerman. the publisher. re-
Gently made trip through Kansas and
Oklahoma. a region that he had not vis-
4ted ror more than thirty years. Il sup
pose that You noticed many changes out
deed" replied Mr. Zimmerman; when !
first visited that country there were
many red men there without a white. on
my recent trip ! saw many white men
In the great Boston public library there
stands on a pedestal In a corner OF Bates
hall, the main reading room. a bust IN
very dark bronze OF oliver Wendell
Holmes, the patron saint Of Boston. The
other day two old ladies were wandering
about the building. Both the good danes
critically examined the likeness. why.
/ never knew" remarked one to tho
other. drawing back a little. that DR..
Holmes was negro
One OF Simeon Fords latest stories is
young lady with philanthropic motives
was teaching a dozen or two little ones
IN the mining district. Now, where did
/ tell you the Savior was born? she
asked, one morning. "Allentowni"
Ehrieked a grimy twelve-year-old. why
what do you mean. J0hunie2 / told you
he was born at Bethlehem" We'll q"
replied Johnnie. Il knowed 'twuz some
place on de Lehigh Valley railway"
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Down in a Virginia town the aged pas
tor Og one OF the churches fell 81 not
long ago. He WAS beloved by all the
neiEhboihood. and a constant stream Of
anxious friends rang the bell 10 make
inquiries. The nurse IN charge was an
intelligent negro woman. and she decided
She wrote them herself, and pinned them
20 the front door. and this II the way
they read as they appeared successively.
Rev. Blank am very siek...,, i-atsr- ssi,,
Blank am sinking "Mornlns-Rev.
Blank have sunk.
DR.. George r. Shrady asked another
medical man at a recent meeting Of
number Of the fraternity II he had ever
heard OF a three-monthH-old baby talking.
"Ohs' said the other. "of course i y
attend sick infant Of that axe. The
case was desperate and past all hope OF
relief 4 was sitting watching for IL
last gasp when tbs mother SAD. Doctor.
g. there nothing that can b. done 10 save
my baby and i replied. Nothing. alb
eolutely nothing Just then the bahv
opened It's eyes and said nothing. abso-
iuteiy nothing. and died
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Prof simon Nswcomb tells OF the fol-
lowing incident having occurred during q
recent visit paid 81 several young West
ern women rs the Washington observa-
tory. II had done my best. said the
eminent astr0nor.er to answer with
credit 10 the government and 70 myself
the running IRE of questions which my
fair callers propounded. l think had
named even the remotest consultations
for them. and was congratuiating myself
upon the outcome, when one of me
ed hut. az Il has never been proved
that the stars are Inhabited. how do the
Astronomers ever ind out their nameaE
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A New York young man who has the
same name and Initials as n. II. Rogers.
the Standard Oh man. frequently receives
through the mail letters which are Intend.
ed FOR the latter. One day he received a
bin for a new hag furnished 20 Mr. kog-
ers' Yacht. which he mailed to him with
TIE following note. Dear Sir. I re-
ceived the inciosed bill intended for you,
a. / am not fortunate enough 10 own a
yacht, However. ! vii pay your Pill
standard OIL He received the following
reply. Dear Eirs Your note al hand.
/ will Be glad 70 pay my own bill. The
best time 10 buy Standard Oh Is between
10 anu -
The following is given by kobu Tend
ruI AZ n typical Japanese humorous story;
The term "fabu" Is applied TO doctors
who prescribe wrong medicines. NOW, u
once that quack having been
me means OF killing the only son of a
certain house the parents determined %
snxe their revenge on him. So they sued
MIR AZ a court of law. The aifair was
eventuaiiv patched up By the worthy
suack giving the bereaved parents his
ewn son IN return for the one he had
<iiied. Not long after this event. the
said ouack heard a loud knocking az his
Ioor one night. On going 20 the door ne
Va Informed that one of his nelBhpors
urives vns dangerously ill. and that his
sroeonco was required az once. turning
Il hls wife. he said. This requires con-
.isc~ation my dear. There Is no know
ng but that Il may END In their taking
rou from me
Many physicians oppose boards on by
rienic ana esthetic grounds. claiming,
irsf that disease germs are carried ~
hem. and. second, that they dishgure the
even children" said a Chicago physi- !
Tar the other dav perceive what an /
.sthoflc ofenso a beard IL and IN their /
.aivo wav they condemn IT,
when Dr. Adolf iorcnz was IN Chi-
ago he wore a long beard I hear that |
ne has recently shaved this beard on.
Efe wore a. at any rate. IN Chicago ana /
Z ha.Mr a rRIf4 one FaN FDhfko him on /