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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-02-02
Utah Girls Delighted.

The case Of the salt Lake young man
who wrote To the chief of police ~ Cal
cage. asking the latter TO get him wife
issa peculiar one, especially as the re-
quest came from Salt Lake.
Why, 1t may proReriy be asked,
should anyone seek further tnah SAT-
Lake and. for that matter, every town
in Utah has an abundance OF girls
ready and willing2 All fine girls, TOO,
second to none on earth or that were
ever. on earth. Girls that are brought
up with the idea that marriage is the
correct thing.
It is doubtful if the young man viii
receive any offers. be he never 50
handsome, good, rich and otherwise.
The girIdom OF Utah has been insulted
by this writing east for q wife and the
insult will not be forgotten
Il is no secret that there are more
Girls than BOYS in Utah That is what
draws forth the denial that polygamy
is practicsd here. because the practice
would fit the existing condition with
this condition in mind, the act or the
young man referred To becomes all the
more incomprehensible and indetensi-
bic.
Now. If he had left q girl in the east
il would have been all right 20 SEND
hack for her. although he could do BET
ter right here But h left no girl.
He SAYS he was neVer~in love IN MS
life. but wants to be. and accordingly
he writes from the greatest marriage
making center ON earth 10 the greatest
marriage breaking center and asks a
policeman 10 round up a wife for him.
It is awful,
He saws there are plenty Of girls here
who would make suitable wives for
him. We challenge this statement on
behalf OF Utah's fair daughters. tie
needs wife who viii lick him twice
DAY. and Utah wives do not lick their
husbands to exceed oneeea day. 50 there
f. no suitable wife here for him.
Still. ne may get q wife right here.
It's leap year, you know, and l tan
girls. as has been said, are brought up
to believe marriage is the right thing.
But he had no right TO send to chi
( cag0 a letter which CONVEYS to the out
side world the erroneous idea that Jtan
cannot furnish enough girls 70 meet the
( demands of the local market Il IS
I blow at one of our greatest Industries.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-02-02
SOCIETY



The chief social event Of this evening
viii he the dance given by Mrs. A. T.
Hclden a : The Ladies Literary club.
Mrs. J. T. IJonahue left yesterday Tor
q visit OF several weeks in san Fran
cisco.
Mrs. w. D. Ritter and Miss Ida say
age win leave Wednesday for an east
era visit of some length They viii be
in New York for the remainder OF the
winter with their sister. Mrs. Clark.
Miss. Pearl Weller leaves Thursday
for a visit Of several months with
friends in Chicago and in Washington.
Mrs George Becker of ogden is the
guest of Mr.. and Mrs, George Forres,er
at their home on First street.
leave Friday for a months stay in Los
Angeles.
AIr- and Mrs J. A Cunningham are
home from their wedding trip.
The employees Of the Auerbaeh store
gave a well attended and enjoyable
ball and supper last night at the La
dies Literary club,
50
A card party win be given by the Ia
dies Of the Jewish Relief society this
afternoon at the B. B. rooms. Mrs.
Boehmer and Mrs. Rothschild viii be
the hostesses.
The tourists section of the Ladies
the club house. Mrs. Miller viii give
a paper on Madrid. Mrs. Nye viii talk
on the Escurial and the fve-minute
talks will be on Sagasta.
Mrs. John Stuart ManIey viii give a
small Kensington at ner apartments at
the Fifth East hotel tomorrow after
noon.
Lieutenant W. T. Plat has gone to
Logan for a few days.
DR.. J. W. Forsen. who has spent the
past week in the city. returns to his
home in brooklyn today Dr. ForseIi
has not visited salt Lake for eleven.
years.
The Misses Hanauer win entertain
the Bridge club at their home Thurs
day evening.
DIR. and Mrs. Ohmstead of Pocatello
are in the city in their private car for
a few days.
The Alpha ri fraternity society OF
the L. OF L. has issued invitations for
a valentine hop TO be given at the mu
scum building on the 18th.
Mr.. and Mrs. W. l. snyder have re-
turned from an extended visit in the
east.
Mrs. John Reed leaves today for Og-
den. where she win visit friends FOR
the coming week.
Mr.. and Mrs. F. D. Hobbs will enter
tain the East Side Card club this even
( ing.
/ The friends Of Mrs. Mabel Park
/ Thomas win be pleased to know she is
/ cOnValescent after a severe Illness.
! Miss Mary Halloran and Ruel HAL
/ loran entertained q number Of their
I young friends at a sleighing party last
week. A supper at the HallOran home
/ followed. the following guests being
I present: Misses May O'Neil. Blanch
/ Snow, Theresa Radcliffe, Nettie Lu-
man, Stella Franklin, Florence Hallor-
an, Mirten Read, Carroll Bintz, Alvar-
: dus Mayne Paul Davis, Bonnie Woolf
and Marie Van Colt
The members of the p n G.. club
/ will entertain their friends az q social
at the I. Q. 0. F. hall on Market street
Thursday, from until ..
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was submitted on either side and the
Ease never went to a jury
It + entirely prebab be that by SEN
atoriai committee. where trafiicking in
postohices ard other appointments IS
considered a perfectly legitimate branch
Of the statesman business, Senator
Dietrich would be held 10 BE- Innocent
His constituents in Nebraska may take
a different view Of the question, how
ever. when Senator Dietrich comes up
fer reelection.
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IN LIGHTER VEIN



Japan and Russia are both demand
ing a new deck. There may be some
thing doing get.
The fact that q salt Lake man wrote
to Chicago for q wife wiz doubtless be
used by Smoot TO prove there cannot
be polyganly ia Utah.
Almost every state could furnish
some political timber that would be
suitable for the peTihed forest park
in Arizona.
Congress could save all this fuss
about mileage by adopting q rule pre-
vf5ing that members be paid only for
distance actually Travelled and paid for,
but congress viii take TO such action.
Spain is having a busy time over its
naval reform scheme. The best naval
scheme for Spain is TO keep out Of ma
val fights
The Utah lake project appears to be
holding a regular levee in Washing
ton.
1t is rather surprising that st. Louis
consents TO receive the Ferris Whse.-
which was the leading attraction at
the big Chicago fair.
II is intimated that J. p. Morgan IS
about TO retire from active business.
something which several gentlemen
who have gone against him wish he
had done years ago.
The Japanese government, II Il now
plain. is merely working in the interest
OF Mark Hanna. The japanese started
this war talk so il could pun lot or
merchant vessels of their lines, convert
them into auxiliary cruisers and thus
give Mark an excuse for bis snip SUD
sidy bill
Whether st is cause for congratuia-
ton or regret. the fact remains that peo-
Die who speak correct English need an
Interpreter to convey their ideas when
they go out in these days Of slang.
we gather from Explorer Crosby Z
remarks that his trip into central Asia
enables him to confirm the statement
that nothing is known OF that region
The national treasury. ike many
rockets in this country, has no gold
in IT. This is the first time tor many
yeaFs that the treasury has been thus,
but the same cannot be said OF the
pockets.
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The announcement that strenuous
litigation via be engaged in over the
remains u the shiDbIulding trust indi-
Gates that when the lawyers get
through picking the carcass there woa't
be enough of it LETT TO grease a saw.
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A Washington dispatch says there Is
go gold coin left IN the United states
treasury. That would worry Us might
Fly # We didn't know the government
mas plenty of other kinds OF money just
as good IS sold.
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Cow Loses Out.

In case the barn will not hold the hay
and the COW, the hay should be given
the preference. This latest rule for the
guidance of stock raisers is prOmUlgat-
ed by a German citizen who lives in the
northwestern part Of Salt Lake. lie
had never had anything to do with
livestock until ne. bought this COW on
the streets few days ago. He re
called. when he observed the COW beng
led about with a For Sale" tag on her
that his place had a barn in connection
with IT and so he purchased the animal
He also contracted for a ton OF nay
The hay was duly delivered ana ne Or
dered it put in the barn. After TINS
was done he found there was no room
left inside for the COW. The COW hau
his sympathy but. he reasoned, II
would not be good for the hay 70 re-
main outside exposed to the weather.
The cow now spends her time outside
looking through the cracks III the pafh
at the hay carefully stored away Win
in. Her kind-hearted owner has pro
vided her with a cloak made from OLD
carpets and she is doing better, per-
hans. than she would if she had no
home at all. The rule VIII douDJless
be found Of great advantage 10 All
stock raiSers.
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The members of the F. n q. club
will entertain their friends ar q social
at the I. 0. O. F. hall on Market street
Thursday, from > until ..
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-02-02

Mrs. John Stuart Manley viii give
small Kensington at her apartments at
the Fifth East hotel tomorrow after
noon
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-02-02

Miss Mary Hauoran and Rue1 HAL
loran entertained number of their
young friends at a sleighing party last
week A supper at the HallOran home
followed. the following guests being
present: Misses May O'Neil. BIanch
snow. Theresa Radcliffe. Nettie Luz
man. Stella Franklin, Florence Hallor-
an, Mirten Read, Carroll Bintz, AlvaT-
dus Mayne. Paul Davis, Bonnie Woolf
and Marie Van Cott.
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Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1904-11-03
CANDIDATES COMPARED.

why Theodore Roosevelt rs More Popu-
lar than Alton b. Parker.
The New York Sunday Democrat,
newspaper that recently bolted Parker
and came out for Roosevelt, in giving
the reasons why the Parker campaign
is languishing and the Roosevelt cam
paign is booming, says:
Judge Parker has few Of the attri-
butes of popularity; Theodore Roose-
Welt has them all.
Parker is ttmid; Roosevelt is brave.
Parker is controlled by friends and
patrons; Roosevelt Is independent.
Parker represents no policy and has
no political record; Roosevelt is one of
the acknowledged progressive states.
men of the century and his record is
the record of the sunshine years of
militant and advancing Americanism
"As there is practically no one to
vigorously oppose there Is no one to
actively defend Judge Parker as polit-
ical standard-bearer. Theodore Roose-
velt invites the fire of partisan enemies
and attracts to his support thousands
of patriotic and earnest admirers.
Judge Parker Is weak candidate,
an unwise candidate, an unfortunate
candidate for the Presidency. A life
Of judicial monotony and exclusion
from political affairs does not appeal
to the allegiance Of partisans. Theo-
dore Roosevelt is a strong, a vigorous,
an invincible candidate for the Presi-
dency. He is man of action nomi-
mated for an electorate of Astounding
energy, force and progress. He is, es-
pecially, the idol OF the young men of
the country.
"It is, therefore, not at all surpris-
ing that as the voters contrast these
two candidates they should be IRE.
sistibly drawn to one--to Roosevelt
and should be repealed from or become
Indifferent to his antagonist, Parker.
Such is the present trend of the cam.
paign and it is decidedly favorable to
President Roosevelt. No reasonable
doubt for his election exists or is en-
tertained by anyone familiar with pol
itics, Democrat or Republican"
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1904-11-03
UNDuLY PUFrED UP
The Get-Rich- Quick Democratic Roassa
Are Dragging Too soon.

Are Dragging Too Soon.
Certain Democrats with the exuber-
ance OF the newly rich, are boosting Oh
the states they are going to carry by
means OF their big campaign fund.
There is no telling what may happen.
even with money in the treasury. Only
day or two ago, one politician from
West Virginia was bewailing certain
well-proved facts in connection with
campaign money. They are thinking
a good deal Of campaign money in
West Nir:.iria just low. This particu-
lar individual OF the Democratic camp
said, in effect, that West Virginia In
likely to go Republican, this fall 'Tha
nlggers will all vote the Republicans
ticket" he declared, those who are
allowed to vote. They'll take our
money and then go and vote the Re-
publican ticket straight =
This is a complication OF great i'm
port to our erring brethren OF the OPP
posing camp. 1t was not always thus,
but now, with the Australian ballot,
In some form, In use In many states Il
is sad fact that the riff-raff who
sell their votes take the money and
then vote as they please.
The oil trust can put Its money into
the Parker campaign fund, but II can
not buy even one of its own vast army
of employees, nor any of It's victims i'm
the world of business.
The Democrats are pulled up over
their fat pocketbooks, but II won't hep
them in the coming election. The pec-
pie prefer to have money In their own
pockets. honest money which they
have been able to earn themselves, in
time of prosperity and industrial ac-
tivity such as Republican administra-
ton gives Them
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1904-11-03
WAS DEMOCRACY INSANE?
II So, Bryan Was g Luuatlc, According

AZ 3d. Bryan Was Luuatic, According to
Mr.. Cleveland.
Democracy has returned to san.
ity," said Grover Cleveland recently,
In an interview.
This statement, made with all the
solemn ponderosity of which Mr.. Cleve-
land is capable, would imply that the
democratic party has been insane and
IT'S leaders set of lunatics. In pre-
Vlous interviews Mr.. Cleveland con-
tented himself with merely saying that
Democracy had strayed from the right
path after strange gods" when it en-
braced Organism, but since the defeat
OF the Bryan faction at st. Louis he
mas been secretly rejoicing over the
apparent downfall of his most bitter
political enemy, and on Oct 2, at Buzz
yards Bay, he virtually declared that
Mr.. Bryan was a mailman.
How do the friends of Mr.. BRYAN in
Indiana, Illinois, Nebraska and other
states relish having their leader called
a lunatic? Insanity is lunacy, or mad
ness, and If the Democratic party 'has
returned to sanity" it must first have
been insane, and, by the same reason
Ing, II the party was insane because
Mr. Bryan was its leader Mr.. Bryan
himself must have been the chief lu-
matte.
Candidate Parker Is generally ad.
m1tted to be nonentity in his party
tool Of Hill, Sheehan and others
and what he says counts for little, but
1t is different when MIR. Cleveland
talks. He is the oracle of the Eastern
Democracy, and IL he Says Bryan is in
sane 1t is certain he voices the senti-
ments Of sane" Democracy.
How can the Bryanites indorse such
SANDER on their leader by supporting
Parker? Mr.. Cleveland declined to
vote for Mr.. Bryan ON the ground that
the Nebraskan was insane, but he will
vote for Parker because he leads the
sane" Democracy ticket.
An important point seems to have
been forgotten by Mr.. Cleveland. Par
ker voted twice for the Nebraska "lu-
matte" and was therefore one Of the
host Of madmen who composed Sin
sane" Democracy. Does Mr.. Cleveland
improve his position by now support
Ing one of the madmen who voted for
the leader of insane" Democracy?
Mr.. Cleveland's thrust at Bryan was
uncalled for, and will. NO doubt, be re-
sented at the polls, for the friends Of
Mr.. Bryan do not think he should be
put In the straitjacket class.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1904-11-03
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS :
DESIRE OF THE VOTERS
Roosevelt will Be Elected aud Republic
an Policies Continued,


an Policies Continued.
AS election day draws near it be-
comes more certain that the Republic
an party is going to be continued in
power by the expressed desire of an
immense majority of voters The peo-
pie had made up their minds before
the shouting and the hurrahing of the
campaign began. Recently, under the
questions of canvassing committees
from both great national parties, they
have revealed their minds. Every Re
publican will vote for Roosevelt, no
matter what local disturbances affect
his ticket. Many who were Demo-
Gratis before 1896 will vote for Roose-
welt, although, naturally, they say lit
tie about their intention, and a very
large number of Independents have
openly declared for him.
The fact is that the Democratic par
ty has shown inability to manage the
affairs of the nation. Its weakness
was so conspicuously displayed when
it was last in power that hosts of men
became convinced that it no longer
represented any branch or contingent
of the intelligent people of the, Unit
ed States. The free silver craze of
1896 and 1900 completed the wreck
of once idolized party fetch. Thou
sands OF old-time Democrats, thousands
of young men with Democratic affilia-
tons, deserted the ancient standard
and came into the life and vigor of Re-
publicans. There they remain.
The election in November of this
year will show that the men who
joined the party of honest money in
1896 and in 1900 have resolved to sup
port the party of honest money, of ma
tional prosperity, of sound, virile activ-
ity in the work of international inn
provements, of a dignified, strong for
eign policy, Of protection to American
citizens at home and abroad, of equal
opportunities and justice to all with
out regard to race, color or religion.
1t will reveal the earnest devotion
of hundreds of thousands of first vot-
ers to the principles of Republicanism
lnefficiency, uncertainty, division in
council, these do not command the in
terest and good will Of the American
people, The little coterie under the
wing Of David ID. Hill in New York is
going to have great object lesson in
the near future
The country is safe in the hands OF
the Republican party. Roosevelt and
Fairbanks are typical Republicans.
Their Endorsement, by an immense ma
jority, is certain
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1904-11-03
DEMOCRATIC ANARCHIST
KnCendiary Utterances of an Alabama
Congressman.

| NOhGTessHhans
Ii Democracy has returned to ''san-
aty," as Grover Cleveland asserts, it is
certain the party has not yet purgel
itself of something even worse than
insanity. Anarchists are u greatercurSe
to any community than lunatics, for
lunaticS are often harmless to society
but anarchists, by their words and
deeds, are always menace. Take
the case of Congressman j. L. Hetiin,
for instance. He is an Albanian
with mouth more dangerous than a
dozen Czolgoszes. The assassin Of
President Mckinley did not openly
preach anarchism before carrying out
his purpose and thereby incite others
to Stay public men. Heflin is more
cowa: lily. In a recent speech at Tuske-
gee, Ala, the home of Booker T. Wash
ington and the negro school conducted
by him, Helm said:
There they sat, Roosevelt end
Booker and if Czolgosz or one of his
kind had thrown a bomb under the
table no great harm would have been
done the country
OF the report that Booker Washing
ton was going to help to beat him for
election to congress, Helm said:
If Booker takes a hand in this thing
it will be one time will ask him to
step out. | will ask him to hands off,
and you know we have a way of intlu-
encing negroes down here"
Helm, who succeeded Congressman
Thompson, had a fight with his Re
publican opponent, Captain b. w.
Walker, on Sunday. Smarting under
this, he attacked Walker fiercely in
his speech. He described him as "a
black and tan serpent Kissing at the
feet of honest, upright Democrats"
He said it was the desire of the Re.
publicans to have Walker sent to con-
gress so they could say: Here's a
friend of Booker Washington and it
shows how he is looked upon down
there and how the people uphold him"
eff Parker is elected president" he
said, ''and Booker Washington goes to
Washington, you will find him eating
in the kitchen instead of the dining
room"
Heflin said he refused to meet Walker
in joint debate because that would
have recognized him as his equal. He
added:
Il do not recognize any black and
tan as my equal. l will not lower
myself to the level of black and tan
who mingles on equal terms with ne
groes."
1t avails Hefiin nothing to say his
bomb talk was intended to be jocular.
The fact remains that it was incen-
diary language, such as is made Grim
inal by the anti-anarchist law recently
passed by congress. The Democratic
party has much to answer for, and
unless it muzzles such blatant niger
haters as Hefin it may have more
crimes laid at it's doors. Hefiin is one
of the leaders of the party in the
south, and his utterances are an indi-
cation that Democracy is, at least, not
"safe," even if it is now sane" as
Mr.. Cleveland would have the people
believe.