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Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1904-03-31
Notice..

All persons whomsoever are hereby no.
tilted and warned not to hunt, fish, ride
walk, drive stock across. or otherwise tree
pass on my premises for the law against
all such will be rigidly enforced
If. Samuel T. Heninger.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1904-03-31

The Russian officers are paid a little
better, but not 30 much so as to cause any
particular gasping for breath. A Russian
lieutenant gets about 5000 year, a cap
tain about $500 and major $3.50.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1904-03-31

When Senator Blackburn goes to the
Capitol these days be has an old'fashioned
carpet bag, Of the kind in vogue thirty
years ago. 1t has the familiar red stripes
and its capacity for documents is great.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1904-03-31
THE RUSSIAN ARMY

The wages of common soldier in the
regular army of Russia do not amount to
more than cent day, though his food,
clothing and equipment are provided by
the Government.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1904-03-31

"Old Friendship" the fire engine that
George Washington helped to pull
through the streets of Alexandria, Va,
when he was a young man, will be shown
at the st. Louis Worlds Fair
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1904-03-31

The school children of Columbus, Ohio,
are $24 ,225.25 richer now than two years
ago, when the penny savings system was
inaugurated by the Board Of Education.
The average accumulation Of the deposi-
tors is ST..
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1904-03-31

Charles Dana Gibson is to build $l2,'
900 villa on the southern end Of Seven
Hundred Acre Island, Me-, on which he
bought seven or eight acres of land last
Fall
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1904-03-31

George AIDES country home, which is
being built on bis country home in New
ton County, Indiana, at cost of $40, 900,
is nearing completion.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1904-03-31

Over 5000, 900 people insist on living in
Pennsylvania despite Quay, Pennypacker
and the floods Chicago Record Herald.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1904-03-31
BREEZY BRIEFS.

Nine Patti made the fatal error Of over
estimating the American public's curiosity.
Chicago News.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1904-03-31

A parcels.post in the United States, if
similar to that of Germany, would make a
saving TO the people of at least $3.50, OOO,-
600 annually.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1904-03-31

Paderewski has been expelled from
Russia. Must have played some piano
selections FROM "The Mikado. "-Denver
Republican.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1904-03-31

A St. Petersburg paper complains that
the Japs have no tact. Well, never mind.
If Russia has any the Japs will probably
get it.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1904-03-31

One of the longest fences in the North
west is being constructed, running entirely
around the Lower Brule Indian ReserVa'
ton, on the Missouri River, in the central
portion of South Dakota. This remark
able fence will be sixty-three miles in
length.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1904-03-31

Patti has given up her American tour
and sailed for home, and it is rumored
that the last farewell crop was neither
hearty nor remuneratiye.-Detroit Jour-
nal.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1904-03-31

The Nantucket South Shoals lightship
Is farther from land than any other in the
world, being fifty-two miles from the
island.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1904-03-31
American BR4rAES1

The average cost for carrying passen.
ger on the street railways of the United
States is 80 cents.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1904-03-31

1t will take General Kouropatkin two
weeks to reach his headquarters. lie
should be earnestly advised to provide
himself with a return ticket. Boston
Globe.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1904-03-31

The immigrants ARRIVING in Canada
from January to October l, 1908, to.
tailed 1l4,744. Of this number 94,7l2
were from the United States, 1852 from
England, 1888 from Scotland, 1880 from
Ireland, 4,O3l from Russia, 1904 from
Italy, and 8,l77 from Galicia.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1904-03-31

Russia will buy no Missouri mules.
Without Missouri mules and deprived Of
American sympathy Russia couldn't even
carry Rhode Island.-Chicago Record
Herald,
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1904-03-31

Governor Pennypacker declares that he
never makes promises during political
campaign. We have always understood
that Senator Quay has charge of the prom
ise apartment IN that combination
Washington Post.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1904-03-31

An American professor has just pub
lshed the results of his study of 10000
suicides during the last ten years. Among
other interesting points he finds thct the
favorite age for suicide lie between 35 and
40. The popular day is Sunday for wo-
men, and Monday for men. The favor.
tie method is shooting.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1904-03-31

Civil Service Commissioner Cooley has
started on a tour of the Western States to
organize examining board districts.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-04-01
WISDOM OF NOvELISTS.


There is no man so cautious about
money as your reformed spendthrift.-
G.. B. Burgin. -.
Men who stand much upon their dig
nifty have not, as rule, much else to
stand upon.-Seton Merriman. ?.
The virtues Of our loved ones we ad-
mire. Their failings we would forget
But over their follies we love to linger
smiiing.-Jerome X. Jerome.
Any fool can get notion. 1t needs
training to drive a thing through
training and conviction, not rushing
after the first ,fancy.-Rudyard Kip
ling. .s.s.s ,<,.. >..~<.s ~. r.
Sometimes a chance remark, which
has very little significance for the per-
son who makes it, is like an aperture
that let's In light on the whole charac-
ter.-Sarah Grand. Y # $s.a
Superstition, In its essence, Is merely
. recognition OF the truth that Ii L
universe Of mysteries and contradic-
lions, like Ours, nothing conceivable or
lnconceivahle Is impossible Henry
Hariand.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-04-01
THE AMERICAN HUSBAND,
4 Study Of His Traits From an Eng
llsh Point of, View, \-... >

4 Study Of His Traits From an Eng
lish Point OF View. -.,
An American young man does not as
rule look forward to marriage nor
prepare for it by saving any consider
able portion of his antenuptial income.
When he marries it is usually on short
notice and because he has fallen very
desperately in love with some one and
cannot find it in his heart to wait until
cold caution declares the venture adj
visable. Even when an engagement
Is long one he usually squanders so
much on gifts and entertainments for
his fancee that there is only very
moderate amount to begin housekeep.
Ing on. Thus before his marriage the
young American of the middle class
begins to give evidence of what is to
be his chief national characteristic as
a husband-his unfailing, unselfish and
almost improvident generosity.
The middle class husband in America
rarely interferes with the affairs Of the
household. He hardly knows the cost
Of staple articles of food. AS rule he
NSSS AoI AldAC LILO VILE regular Ill.
lowance either for household or per
sonal expenses, but gives her as much
as he can spare, freely, but with a lack
Of system that is not conducive to the
best outlay Of their income.
The young American husband is also
very indulgent to his wife's fondness
for fine clothes. He would far rather
have an extravagant wife than
dowdy one, and, although he grumbles
occasionally at a millinery bill, in real
ity he glories in the resplendent ap-
pearance of his wife in her fine feath-
ers. The American husband is rare
who does not concede his wife's right
to expend much larger sum with her
dressmaker than he does with his
tailor. Indeed he often leaves his
tailor altogether and cheerfully repairs
to the ready made clothing house in
order that his wife may have more
money for extravagant f1nery.-London
Telegraph.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-04-01
CANINE MEMORY,

The Story of q Pet Bull Terrier That
Did Not Forget.
A gentleman who is a great traveller
and who is always accompanied in his
wanderings by bull terrier, to which
he Is much attached, arrived one day
In the city Of Florence. His dog was
for some reason intrusted to the care
of the porter at the station, and in the
excitement Of the crowd and under the
unusual experience of being separated
from his master, who generally kept
the animal with him, Bruno was
moved to make his escape The most
careful search was made, and before
going to his hotel the traveller went to
the police station to notify the gen.
darmes Of his loss. It was more than
an hour before he reached his hotel.
When he got there he spoke Of his loss,
80 that If anything was heard of the dog
1t would be understood that the animal
belonged to him. To his establishment
the porter said: "But your dog is here,
sir. He came before you. and we did
not know to whom he belonged" "The
dog is here" repeated the gentleman
in surprise. "How- came he here?"
HE ran in, sir, about half an hour ago,
and, after snuting about the Office for
awhile, be ran upstairs. I gave orders
to have him driven out, but the boys
have been busy, and he is up there
somewhere now" The traveller, Of
course, went upstairs at once, and
there on the mat before the chamber
numbered A lay Bruno, who sprang
up with the most frantic demonstra-
lions of delight at finding his master
again. The gentleman remembered
that two years previous he had been
with the dog at Florence and had stay
ed at this hotel. He did not remember
that he had occupied this particular
room, but on reference to the hotel reg
lister such was found to be the fact.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-04-01
A DELIBERATE MAN.

10 Ate His Full Dinner and Caught
the Stage as Well.
Charles Stuart, one time senator from
Michigan, was travelling by stage
through his own state. The weather
was bitterly cold, the snow deep, the
roads practically unbroken. The stage
was nearly one hour late at the dinner
station, everybody was more or less
cross and in hurry and the situation
uncomfortable to the last degree.
Senator Stuart sat down to his din
ner with his usual deliberation, not
withstanding the word that was pass
ed around, Fifteen minutes for re-
freshments."
When he had finished his first cup of
coffee the passengers were leaving the
table. BY the time the second cup ar
rived the stage was at the door. "All
aboard" shouted the driver. The SEN
ator fingered and called for third cup
Of coffee. The crowd laughed and
flung back chaff at the deliberate man
at the table.
While the household, as was the Gus
tom, assembled at the door to see the
stage drive away, the senator contin-
ued calmly drinking his coffee. Sud-
denly, just as the stage started, there
was violent pounding on the dining
room table, and the landlord hurried
In, to find that the senator wanted a
dish Of rice pudding. When it came
be called for spoon, but there wasn't
n RDOOn tn he fonnd
'That shock headed fellow took 'em;
I thought he was a crook" exclaimed
the landlady.
The landlord jumped at the same
conclusion.
"Hustle after that stage; bring lem
all back" he shouted to the sheriff,
who was untying his horse from the
rail in front of the tavern.
A few monutes later the stage, in
charge of the sheriff, swung around in
front Of the house. The driver was in
q fury.
"search them passengersv' yelled the
landlord.
But before the officer could move the
senator opened the stage door. stepped
inside, then leaned out. touched the
sheriff's arm and whispered:
'"Tell the landlord he'll find his
spoons in the coffeepot." Post
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-04-01
The Bis,narek Tribmne'
BY M. H. JEWELL.
THE DAILY TRIBUNE.


Published every afternoon. except Sun.
day, at Bismarck, North Dakota, is deliv-
cred by carrier to all parts Of the city a,
80 cents per months, or S. per year. The
daily sent to any address in the United
States and Canada, postage prepaid, S. pei
year: s. for six months: $3.50 for three
months.
THE WEEKLY TRIBUNE.
Published every Friday; eight pages
containing a summary of the news VI the
week-local and foreign-particular atten-
zion being paid to state news. Sent ia
any address, postage paid, for A.Oo for
one year; so cents for six months; Is cents
for three months.
The Bismarck Tribune Is the oldes,
eWspaper in the State-eStablshed June
II, 1878. 1t has wide circulation and Is
a desirable advertising medium. Being
published at the capital of the state II
makes a feature Of state news, of semi
official character. and is therefore particu.
larry interesting to all who desire to keep
the run of state affairs-political social
and business.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-04-01
RIGHT HERE IN BISMARCK.

B. e. Jones Guarantees to Refund
Money If Hyomei Fails to Cure the
Worst Case of Catarrh. 81
It Is no uncommon thing to see a
medicine advertised as a guaranteed
cure" But investigation usually shows
that the guarantee is made by some
unknown firm, hundreds Of miles
away.
The guarantee, though, that comes
with Hyomei, Is entirely different. It
Is made by B. E.. Jones, one of the
most reliable drug firms in this section
He advertises that if Hyomei does not
cure the worst case Of catarrh, he will
return the money without any uues-
ton or argument. No business house
in Bismarck has better reputation
for square dealing than B. E. Jones.
and when he guarantees that he will
refund the money if Hyomei fails to
cure catarrh, no one has any question
as to the agreement being lived up to,
both in the spirit and letter.
Hyomei is very easy and pleasant to
use. Just breathe it through the lit
tie inhaler that comes with every out
fit; every breath will bring recovery
so much the nearer. 1t kills all the
germs Of catarrhal troubles in the air
passages of the head, throat, and
lungs, soothes and heals the irritated
mucous mebrane, and is the only
natural cure for catarrh.
The complete outfit costs but one
dollar, and extra bottles of Hyomei
can be obtained for fifty cents. Do
not let slight catarrhal trouble de-
velop into one that may be serious
and chronic. Use Hyomei at once. 10
membering that you run no risk what
ever when you try Hyomei on B. E..
Jones offer of mo cure, no pay"
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-04-01
INVESTED OVER 100000.
Board of University and School Lands
Makes Investment Of Funds.

Board of University and School Lands
Makes Investment Of Funds.
The regular. meeting of the Board
of University and School lands was
held Saturday. Present: Governor
White, Secretary Porter, Auditor
Holmes, and Superintendent Stock.
well.
The principal business before the
board was the purchase of school
bonds amounting to sSS,5O0; the prin-
cipal issues being: Grand Forks In.
dependent district $4,000; Hope
Special district $4,000; Balfour
School district $500; York School
district $4,000; Sykeston School dis
trict $4,000; the remainder in smaller
denominations. Some $36,500 worth
were purchased from the various in
stiution funds, it being the policy OF
the board to keep these funds invest
ed. The amount of funds, both com
mon school and institution for invest.
ment prior to this meeting was about
$263,O00.
= Some twenty-three farm loans were
accepted, amounting to $17,450. This,
together with the school bonds, made
an investment of $105,950
= = The board directed the land con,-
missioner to investigate the condi-
ton of farm loans in Benson, Wells,
and Eddy counties.
1t also authorized the sale in Morton
county if sufficient number of pieces
are found salable.
The board refused to consider a
proposition to purchase $4,000 OF
state bonds at about per cent.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-04-01

1900, %; 1901, %; 1902, 2e; 1908, rs;
1904, 10.
Mean Of this month for 30 years, FL
Accumulated deficiency since Jan
1877.
Average daily deticiencA since Jan
1, is.
WIND.
Prevailing direction northwest =;
total movement 9.7S1 miles: maximum
velocity (for five minutes) 4s miles
per hour. from north. on Is.
The total monthly movement of
wind 9,7s1 miles, greatest in March
since establishment of this bureau.
PRECIPITATION.
Total this month in 1875. 2.06; 1876
3.27; 1877, IT; 1873, LAG; 1879, SO;
1880, SO; 1881, AS; 1882, 1922; 1883,
.ss; 1884, go; 1885. IS; 1886, "a; 1887,
rs: 1883, 81; 1889, So; 1890, 40;
1891, 1.24; 1892, .95; 1893, 1852; 1894,
227; 1895, "a; 1896, "a; 1897, 81;
1898, 100; 1899, .SS; 1900, 2.24; 1901,
90; 1902, go: 1903, ~; 1904, loo.
Average of this month for 80 years,
o.
Excess of this month as compare
with average Of 80 years. .05.
Accumulated deficiency since Jan.
:, II.
SUNSHINE AND CLOUDINESS.
Number of clear days. II; partly
cloudy, Z; cloudy, 10; on which OF
inch, or more, of rain fell. IL.
B. H. BRONSON,
Section Director Weather Bureau.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-04-01
STATE NEWS.

There is some excitement at Grafton
over the report Of a special grand
jury to investigate some of the county
officials.
Fraud is charged in connection with
the registration of voters at Fargo and
it is claimed that some of the regis
try lists have been padded.
J. A. Sorley has purchased a big
Office building at Grand Forks.
Robert McHenry of Rugby was an
other settler to perish in the recent
storm.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-04-01
Lots for Sale,

Lots IL and Il, block 10, Sturgis
addition, $50 each.
Lots 1 and 2, block 81, sturgis addi.
ton, SIS each.
Lots 8 and 8, block 7e, Mckenzie, &
Coffin addition, $50 each.
Lots 81 and 80, block 70. Mckenzie
& Coffin addition, $40 each.
Lots Is and 16. block IS. Mckenzie
& Coffin addition, S. each.
Lots 10 and II, block 10, N. P. add.
ton, $500 each.
Lots s and 6, block "a, N. P. End
addition, 5000 each.
Lots 1 to 6, block 3, Cofin's add.
ton, $25 each.
Lots z to II, block 1, McKenzie's ad-
dition, SIS each.
For next ten days address,
THOS. O'sHAUGHNESsY,
31S So. Fifth street.
San Jose. Cal.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-04-01
@E~
G.,osGIsefr
MccUMBER CHARGES FRAUD.

Senator McCumber Makes Some Vig-
orous Statements With Reference to
Grading and Weighing Of Grain.
A Washington dispatch says:
Sensational charges were made in
the senate by Mr.. McCumber of North
Dakota, who, in urging the passage of
grade wheat, made statements reflect
ing seriously On the operators of grain
elevators in all the cities of the north
west.
He said the farmer was being rob-
bed of millions of dollars every year
by the elevator men by false inspec-
ton and grading of wheat.
Specific instances were cited where
grain came in as having low grade or
no grade at all and went out of the
elevator as No. 1 Northern The farm
er was paid for cheap low grade
wheat, and the buyer paid for the best
on the market
He charged that the official record
of the elevators at Duluth and Superb
or would show that during the past
ten years 26,S66,O00 bushels more
wheat went out of the elevators than
came in.
This, he said, was simply dishonest
weighing, and by it the growers of the
grain had been robbed of $4,000, 00O
One elevator at Superior was shown
to have made a clear profit of $780,
900 in one month by manipulation of
the grading of wheat
Letters were read from agricultural
college presidents, exposing and de-
nouncing the present system as child
ish.
Senator McCumber has not much
hope that he can secure the passage
of the bill, but he hopes to get it
started so that it will come to a vote
next winter
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-04-01
When Trees Go to sIeep.

Trees and plants have their regular
times for going to sleep. They need
to rest from the work of growing and
to repair and oil the machinery Of life.
Some plants do all their sleeping in
the winter while the ground is frozen
and the limbs are bare Of leaves. In
tropical countries where the snow new
er falls and it is always growing
weather the trees repose during the
rainy season or during the periods of
drought. They always choose the most
unfavorable working time for doing
their sleep, just as man chooses the
night, when he cannot see to work.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-04-01
Considerate.

"Ma," said Bobby in slightly in
tured tone Of voice, "there were lots
OF things You let me do before the
baby came that you don't let me do
now" -
do you think SO, Bobby| III
yes" asserted Bobby. "still," he
went on with more philosophy, II can't
expect you to be 30 good mother with
two children as you were when you
only had one" ..-s.z 10. n =.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-04-01
senatorial q IBrisIxn.,e..

"Why can't this bill be rushed
through the senate r. Il (.
1t can. my boy; It can. I'll see that
It's presented this session, brought up
next session, argued the third session
and possibly passed the fourth ses-
mon. =" Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-04-01
March Weather Summary.
!. TEMPERATURE.
Highest 4s, date G.; lowest 10, dat

Highest As, date 6; lowest 10, date
3. ,.:a5s -,
"a Mean for this month in 1875, Is;
1876, IL; 1877, q; 1878, 40; 1879, "a;
1880, Isl; 1881, n; 1882, ~; 1888, Fl;
1884, 10; 1885, n; 1886, "a; 1887, IS;
1883, Ia; 1889, 49,; 1890. ~; 1891, 1e;
1892, as; 1893, ~ !; 1894. %; 1875, n;
1896. 10; 1897, IL: 1898, 90; sss, 8;
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-04-01

II we can not at you In regular
size shirt We will make You some to
order, A beautiful line Of samples at
The Boston. ". ,,.'5. "
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-04-01
Worth the Money.

Tommy" said the economical moth
er to the boy with the loose tooth, "I'll
give you 10 cents IL you'll let me pull
that tooth" The boy thought it over
and then went to his bank. '.The fun
Of doin' that il worth more'n 10 cents"
he said. TIL give You 15 IL you'll let
me pull one Of yours. Chicago Post.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-04-01

The millinery opening at the Mel
sen parlors in the Baker building on
Third street, tomorrow, will be the
feature Of the season in the exhibition
of fine millinery.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-04-01

i IS necessary to Join the crowd Of
get out Of its way IN order not to be
trampled to death. -Hazlitt. SIS .. s i,s
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-04-01

Charity gives itself Rich; covetous-
ness boards itself poor. GermaH Prev