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The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1904-12-30
sHRlNERs SHAKEN UP.
Their Train collides With Another j
the Yards at Baltimore.

the Yards at Baltimore.
Baltimore, Md. Dec. ga collision
occurred here yesterday in the yards
of the Pennsylvania road at union sta
tion, between the Northern Central
Harrisburg express train, en- route
from Washington, and an empty ex-
press train of the Philadelphia, Balti-
more & Washington railway On the
Harrisburg express were large num-
Der of Mystic 'Shriners of that city
and other passengers, including Adj
miral schley. George Ungleb, engi-
neer of the Harrisburg express, was
hurt internally. Several other rail-
way employees We're less seriously in
jured. None of the passengers were
injured, but all were badly shaken up.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1904-12-30

A bank to be open night and Cay is
projected in New York city. and it
isn't faro bank, either. New York
has always had that kind and the
dealers never sleep.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1904-12-30

The Business Mems association OF
Washington. ID. c., has elected Mr..
Oyster as it's president. This fur
nishes additional proof that Mr. Oys.
ter is not clam.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1904-12-30

Now that a woman's society has pc
tstioned the Prussian minister of edu.
cation to prohibit the weafing.o cor
sets in girls schools. as inimical tc
health, which will protest most vigor
ously, the corset manufacturers OF the
girls!
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1904-12-30
oDELL TO PUSH CHADWICK CASE.
Will obviate Delay in Extradition
PROCEEDINGS.

Newburg. N. Y, Dec. 20. - Gov
odell, when told at his home of the
delay at Albany in granting an extra
dition warrant for the arrest of Or.
Leroy S. Chadwick. said:
1T is the desire of the executive de-
partment of the State of New York to
act in entire harmony with Ohio OH.
Gals in this matter, and will see per-
sonally that there is nc unnecessary
delay"
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1904-12-30
SHE HATES MEN.
Provides That None but Women Shall
of1ciate at Her Funeral.

Indianapolis, Dec. Is. - Miss Sarah
jackson, living near Dillsboro, Dear
born county, is such constant hater
of men that she has provided in her
will that no man shall have anything
to do with. her funeral. The driver OF
the heaTse, the pallbearers and even
the persons who I'LL the grave are to
be women II the provisions are carried
out.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1904-12-30

Tommy Russell. who originated the
title role in Little Lord Fauntleroy"
20 years ago, has returned to the
stage-but those who saw MIN then
wouldn't recognize him now.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1904-12-30

The case of the Washington drug.
gist who was found dead at the pre-.
scription counter is not easily under.
stood. for he was on the safe side of
the counter.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1904-12-30

A Partisan scientist has discovered
that love is the result of microbe.
The boil weevl is not to be compared
with this pestiferous microbes raw.
ages.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1904-12-30
LOUISE A SUICIDE.

Uneonfirmed Rumor Says Former
Princess Has Killed Herself.
London, Dec. "a dispatch to the
Chronicle from Vienna says 1t is ru.
mored from several sources that the
countess of Montignoso, formerly the
crown princess, Louise OF saxony.
who few days ago was expelled from
that country. whittier she had gone in
an attempt to see her children. has
committed suicide near Venice. These
reports are not confirmed and are not
believed.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1904-12-30
WILL ARREST pRuhkARps.

Hospital Authorities Will No Longer
Turn Them Loose After Treatment.
New York, Dec. 29.-Arrest, instead
OF q comfortable cot. will be the lot
after Jan. Of the several thousand
habitual or occasional drunkards who
In the course of the year seek Belle.
yue hospital for treatment. and use
the institution as handy place to
sleep OF their sprees. By this means
the oficials of the hospital propose
to reduce the constant ovecc-owding
In the alcoholic department.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1904-12-30

The simple life" has it's charm.
doubtless, but do its advocates near
to tell us that the man is happiest
who is simply alive?
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1904-12-30

Mark Twain's books are being
barred out of public libraries. Mark
is an old man now. but it is with
success. as with all other good things.
better late than never" d
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1904-12-30

Rev. DIR. Zimmerman of Baltimore
asks What shall we do with our old
nen?' Adopt the reciprocity plan and
care Tor them as they cared for us.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1904-12-30

Somebody has invented an umbrella
that goes in the pocket but no one has
yet invented one that will stay where
1t is put
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1904-12-30

One Of the professors at the Uni
versity of Chicago says all lovers OF
music are lazy. Let the public kindly
get wrought up without unnecessary
delay.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1904-12-30

New York man carried pig on
the elevated railway. Presumably he
mistcok the coach for refrigerator
car.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1904-12-30

The average citizen OF the United
States eats seventy-tive pounds of
sugar in year. Average reader, arc
you getting your full share?
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1904-12-30

Cassie Chadwick's husband is re.
ported to lie modest and retiring in
his manner. WE'LL with Cassie in &C.
ton he can afford to be.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1904-12-30

1t is to be hoped that the bureau
OF corporations will not force the beef
trust men to the wall. They would
steal the wall
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1904-12-30

One of he incest things about
French duels is that even the innocent
bystanders doat get hat
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1904-12-30

"Inexpressibly sorry" says New
York Herald Personal" advertise
mert What an eloquent phrase it is.
How often you have felt that way!
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1904-12-30

One Of the disag .eeabe thinss
about living long is that it involves so
many sacrifices.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1904-12-30

A famous beauty expert urges those
who banker for good looks not to
worry. In other words. never run for
office.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1904-12-30

The scrs-ian Cabinet has resigned.
King Peter had better get in the
storm cellar.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1904-12-30

The French duel is conducive to
longevity but a fair average OF NOR
tally is maintained over there by an
occasional automobile race
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1904-12-30

Harvard Is building the largest re-
hector telescope. She may with it dis
cover a hope of beating Yale.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1904-12-30

Sarah 8ernhardt has completed her
memoirs. Oddly enough, they make a
fat, bulky volume.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1904-12-30

the oyster leads an exceedingly
simple life-but see wha; fate does to
it!
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1904-12-30

/! ~ Z & !; & Z Z
The Dolores star., 1904-09-30
FIrsny's Light and Hss..

The Smithsonian Institution. vhilu
making inquiries into the cheapest
forms OF producing light. experimented
with Cuban nrenies among other
thinss. The insects were placed in the
center OF concave mirrors and the most
delicate instrument In the government
observatory was employed to measure
the amount Of heat radiated by them
A sperm candle was used for COM
parison and . hame spot from 1t which
was just as big as the nreiy was
thrown into the mirror.
The instrument recorded the heat
from the candle at once; but no
movement was caused by the insect.
although the instrument was SO deli
cate that. had the flrefiy produced
even as little as one eighty.thousandth
part Of the heat produced by the tiny
spot from the candle. 1t would kave
shown on the records.
1t was different with light Compar-
ing the flame spot of the candle and
the light from the insect. the instru-
ment showed that the freely gave one
eighth as much light as the candle.
size for size. Compared with the full
fame. 1t was found that the insect
gave light amounting to one sixteen,
thousandth part OF a candle.
The Dolores star., 1904-09-30
Prohibition In Georgia.

Georgia" said Congressman Living
ston OF that state. at the Riggs House,
''is almost prohibition common
wealth. Out Of total Of 1877 counties.
126 have voted that no dntoxicants
shall be sold within their borders. In
the few remaining counties that voted
wet the saloons must close at 10 at
night and not reopen earlier than 8
O'Clock In the morning. We live In q
part OF the Union where temperance is
q common virtue and where the bane.
full effects Of overindulgence in liquor
have been reduced to a minimum
Washington Post.
The Dolores star., 1904-09-30
sparrows Attack a Cat.

Forty sparrows desperately fighting
large cat for the possession Of q
young bird. made things interesting
on Wednesday afternoon at Charles
street and North avenue.
The cat had caught q young sparrow
and started north on Charles street.
when few other birds saw him. They
new At the cat SO savagely that he was
compelled to hunt for shelter. More
birds Joined in the attack. and when
the cat reached the Northampton ho-
tel he ran against the windows in tho
quest for place of safety. Jerry"
Grover OF the hotel opened the door
and declares that nearly fifty birds
were after the cat. which was COM
PEELED to drop the young bird. which
was dead. The cat was given shelter
In the hotel until the army Of birds
disappaared.-Baltimore Sun.
The Dolores star., 1904-09-30
LITERAL IN HIS OBEDIENCE.
Scotch Servant Should Have Made an
Ideal Soldier.

Scottish highland retainers, when
made to do duty as servants. are said
to show a very stolid, matter-offact
kind of obedience. A Mr.. Campbell,
a highland gentleman, visiting coun.
try house. told Donald to bring every.
thing out of the bedroom. meaning his
personal belongings. But five minutes
later he found all its movable articles
fender. fire-irons and the like-piled
up in the lobby, SO literal was the poor
mans sense of obedience to orders!
And Of this he gave still more ex.
traordinary proof during his sojourn
In Edinburgh. When the family
moved into house there Mrs., Camp
bell gave him very particular instruc.
tions regarding visitors. explaining
they were to be shown into the draw.
ing room. and used the Scotticism,
Garry any ladies that call upstairs. "
The first visitors were two women
who came at the same time. Donald
seized one in his arms, said to the
other, "Bide ye there till come for
ye." and in spite of her struggles and
remonstrances ushered the terrified
visitor into Mrs. Campbell's presence.
The Dolores star., 1904-09-30
One Love-.

asail love him when the world il .,
his feet
with its cheers: ~
When the plaudits of the many. sound.
ing sweet,
Still his fears:
I shall love him with love that will moi
die
While the throne of love is hidden in
And an earthly love shall light human
eye
With its tears.
shall love him when the world has
turned away
AS 1t will
To the hero of a more imperious day;
Love him still
When there's not a smile to greet his
saddened face.
And the years have left on him their
weary trace.
When another sits within the worthy
place
For love him now with love that's all
OF earth
Loves divine!
All my life and all my souls immortal
birth
In him shine;
He is lover. friend. and husband. all In
And his kindness unto me is never done
And through him alone my lasting Joy
is won.
He is mine!
Charles w. Stevenson.
The Dolores star., 1904-09-30
avMos BEFORE THE LECTURE.
Novel Manner in Which Ell Perkins
Was Introduced to Audience.

Novel Manner In Which eli Perkins
Was Introduced to Audience.
Colonel Dick Woods. editor of q
paper in Mount Sterling. KY. was n
guest Of a friend in Chicago a few
lays ago. and his presence recalled
he manner in which the colonel in
troduced Eli Perkins to an audience
N Mount Sterling
Perkins. whose real name is Mel
Vile Landon. when doing stunts as
lecturer for a lyceum bureau. al.
ways wanted some prominent citizen
70 introduce him to the audience. net.
withstanding that he was the sole at.
traction and the only name on I. e
program. Colonel Woods was not par.
icularly fond OF Eli, but he was no.
lite to him. and Eli became very in.
sistent that the newspaper editor
should present him.
Eli stuck to the colonel. and at the
proper time dragged him. reluctantly.
for moment, awkwardly looking
over the audience, as II seeking n
loophole Of escape. and then. address.
ing an acquaintance. he said:
Judge Rogers. let me introduce
you to Mr.. Perkins.
Squire Johnson, shake hands with
Mr.. Perkins.
Major Williams. Mr. Perkins.
Aunt Sally Goodrich. this is Mr..
Ell Perkins.
Elder Kent. allow me to present
Mr.. Eli Perkins" And SO he went
until Perkins knew as many people in
the audience as Woods did.
The Dolores star., 1904-09-30
Natural Cure for rheumatism.

There is wonderful grotto at Mon
summano, called the Grotto Giusti.
where the natural vapor is stated to
be an infallible cure for rheumatism.
Fifty years ago some workmen were
quarrying for lime when they discov-
cred the grotto. and its healing pow
ers were first made known some little
time later. In the lowest portion, ap-
propriately named the Inferno" the
temperature is about 95 degrees Fair.
and here the victims from rheuma-
tism sit and perspire for an hour at a
time. Such a vapor bath is said to be
or much greater service than Turk
ish bath.
The Dolores star., 1904-09-30
Workhouse Museums.

Several of the great London work
houses have remarkable museums at
tached to them. In South London
union museum can be found clergy.
mans letters of ordination (the own
ar died in the house), and a peculiar
belt made of human teeth and brought
from the West Coast of Africa. But
perhaps the most significant of all
things shown is small pocket dice
box. Upon the box is neatly cut:
This box and other wagering cost
me 100000. and brought me to the
workhouse."
The Dolores star., 1904-09-30
A Test for Mahogany.

So closely are many Of the new
pieces of mahogany modelled after the
genuine antiques in form and color
that only an expert can tell the diff
ference. There is one way" how
ever, declares a well known connois-
seur in antique furnishings. that you
can always distinguish between the
genuine and its copy. Put your
knuckles against 1t as you would
against mirror to tell its real thick
ness. II it is well vanished SO that
it brings out the reflection Of the
finger clearly, you may be sure 1t is
new. II the reflection is clouded. 1t
is antique"
The Dolores star., 1904-09-30
Welahtman's QuinIne.

Old Weightman made the greater
part of his fortune OF S30.000,0O0 to
$3.50. 100000 in quinine. Of which the
annual worlds consumption Is approx.
imately 100000 ounces or 6.720,0 900
grains. You and l and every one we
know have taken a few grains now
and then. Twenty-Five. thirty. forty
years ago the profit in handling this
most staple and stable Of drugs was
enormous. The market has been cor.
nered- many times.-victor Smith In
New York Press.
The Dolores star., 1904-09-30
Lesson For Women,

Jersey Shore. Pa. Sept 26 (SpeciaD
-"Dodd's Kidney Pills have done
worlds OF good for me-" That what
Mrs. c. b. Earnest Of this place has
to say Of the Great American Kidney
Remedy.
Il was laid up SICK" Mrs. Earnest
continues. land had not been out Of
bed for five weeks. Then I began to
use Dodd's Kidney Pills and now am
10 can work and go to town without
suffering any. would not be with
out Dodd's Kidney Pills. I have good
reason to praise them everywhere"
Women who suffer should learn .
lesson from this, and that lesson Is.
cure the kidneys with Dodd's Kidney
Pills and your suffering will cease"
Woman's health depends almost en-
tirely on her kidneys. Dodd's Kidney
Pills Rave never yet failed to make
healthy kidneys.
The Dolores star., 1904-09-30

Every Aossshsspss sAnal1 moW
tAat u they VII buy DsAanse Co1G
Water Starch Tor laundsy ne thsy
viii save not only time. because ~
never sticks TO the iroa. but beeauso
each package contains 10 o&-oss fsIl
pound-while all other Cold Wate1
etarches are put up b x-pound Daahr
ages. and the price - the sane. 10
cents. Then again because DsoaReo
Starch 10 free from al Injurious chez
icals. II your grocer tries TO ssll y0s .
12os. package Il IL because ~ ha0
. stock on hand which hs wishes -
dispose of before he puts Ia Defiance.
He knows that Defiance Starch ha0
printed on every package IN large lss-
tsrs and hgures ''1s oss." Dsman0
Defiance and save mueh dine ano
money and the ennoyancs Of the iroo
sticking. Defiance never sticks.
A jolly man always finds himself -
good company.
The Dolores star., 1904-09-30

lifted six hundred pounds and felt no
bad effects. I have not felt the trou-
BILE come back since. although l had
suffered for five or six years, and
other remedies had not helped me at
ALL"
For sale by all dealers. Price 50
cents. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo.
NY.
The Dolores star., 1904-09-30

and II II were not
true I would not
recommend them.
II was the strain
OF liftin 6 that
brought on kid
ney trouble and
" e q X e n Q d my
back. but since
using Doan's Kid
ney Pills I have
The Dolores star., 1904-09-30
RIGHT NOW

Is the time for the man who Is renting.
and long hauis to market to learn
about Romeo, where all the land is
kali. no hail. good water rights, and
where potatoes pay BIG MONEY. Easy
terms and low prices to experienced
Colorado farmers this season. The Con-
ejos County Land 4 Investment Com
pany. SIG Majestic Building. Denver.
The Dolores star., 1904-09-30
how's Ihis?

We s6sr One Hundred Doiian Reward for say
es.e Of Cstarrh thst cannot BE- cured By Haii's
CatarrA Cure.
F.J. CHENEY CO... Ts,pdo, o.
We. the undersigned, have known r. J. Cheney
for the last IS year, and believe him perfectly ho-
orabe In all business transactions and hnaacialiy
able 70 carry out any obligations made by bic arm.
wALDISe, kiNNAN = MAlvIN,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, D.
Halrs Catarrh Cure 10 taken internally, acting
directly upon the blood and surfaces Of the
system. Testimonials sent free Price IS eents Der
bottle. Sold BY all Druggisss.
Take Halle Family Pills for Constipation
The Dolores star., 1904-09-30
World's Fair vIsItora

Persons attending the great ExpeaetSo0
et st. Louis should secure room close to
tel Epworth has all the conveniences Of .
first-class modern hotel. within four min
utes' walk OF Convention and Administra-
tion entrance. Rooms 81 90 per day and upA
Meals at reasonable prices. From UniOo
Station, go to Olive street. take Delmor
Garden car. going West to seoo. Our boys
meet all cars.
The Dolores star., 1904-09-30
TEA

When tea is good. do you
know why it is good; and.
when it is bad. do you know
why iteis badf
The Dolores star., 1904-09-30
the STRAIN or WORK.

Best Of Dseks olive Out Under the
Burden o. Daily Toll.
Lieut.. George @. Warren. of No. 3
Chemical. Washington. d. c.. says:
Its an honest fact that Doan's Kid
uey Pills did me 4 great lot of good,
The Dolores star., 1904-09-30

Piso . Cure Is the best medicine We ever used
for all affections of the throat and lungs
o. EHpsLBY, vanburcn, Ind. FSA 10, 1900.
The Dolores star., 1904-09-30

A fashion article assures us that
some very pretty things will be seen
in fall gowns" Can't be any prettier
than some we have seen In summer
gowns.
The Dolores star., 1904-09-30

Many a mans reputation for wis
dom is due to the fact that he leaves
the most Of his remarks unsaid.
The Dolores star., 1904-09-30

Little Harry-rm hungry: didn't get
half enough dinner. Little Elsie
What did you have for dinnsr7 Little
Harry-Company.
The Dolores star., 1904-09-30

You can't tell from the fatness of a
pocketbook how many unreceipted
bills 1t contains.
The Dolores star., 1904-09-30
ELITE sHINCLE sTAIN.

The best roof stain on the market.
Sample color boards to select from.
Ask your dealer or write US. The
HumphreyJones Mer. Co. 1921 Arapa
hoe st.. Denver, Colo.
The Dolores star., 1904-09-30

It's so easy being good in n novel
that It discourages people from trying
anywhere else.
The Dolores star., 1904-09-30

His Friend-Huh! OATS no setter!
The Owner-The dickens he amt! He
don't do nuttin' but set around all day!
The Dolores star., 1904-09-30

A travelling man met . pretty girl
at hop and proposed to her. She
accepted him on the jump and has
never regretted the step.
The Dolores star., 1904-09-30

George p. Money, who IL running for
stumpinG the territory. Money talks.
The Dolores star., 1904-09-30

Did you find any hard problems in
your lesson, Bobby?' asked the teacher.
mo. ma'am." answered truthful Bob
by: II didn't look for any
The Dolores star., 1904-09-30
TEA

Whether tea is the most
important thing in the world
or not we want it right and
We want it steady.
VIII. n. ..r k.sa.as. s..A. \ seAEU =
C>paay, - Tsaacsca.
The Dolores star., 1904-09-30

hrst days NE Of Dr. khnes drset Nerve ksssse
s.nd e xfEE sS9 ia eoss; e go
The Dolores star., 1904-09-30

The Best Results In starehIne
can be obtained only by using De
flance Starch. besides getting OF.
more for same money-no cooking re-
Quired.
The Dolores star., 1904-09-30

No matter how mean man IL he
consoles himself by saying. "Oh. there
are others!
The Dolores star., 1904-09-30

Many . man has gone down TO his
tory as . hero because he was toe
scared to run.
The Dolores star., 1904-09-30

Mrs. Windows Soothing Syrup.
For children teething softens the gums, reduces -
HAmmssioa ailays palm wind collie. 2sc bottle.
The Dolores star., 1904-09-30

In ye ancient times Lots wife waa
considered the salt OF the earth
The Dolores star., 1904-09-30

Julia, what has been in your mind
most since your marrfager ..The fact
that was given away as part of the
ceremony"
The Dolores star., 1904-09-30
seneible Housekeepers

win have Defiance Starch. not alone
because they get one-third more for
the same money. but also because Of
superior quality.
The Dolores star., 1904-09-30

When q prorhissory note gets oil
enough to have whiskers It 10 time u
take II to a note shaver.
The Dolores star., 1904-09-30

Girls waste kisses on each other be
cause they know where to get plent!
more.
The Dolores star., 1904-09-30
FREE ROOW FOR MEN

who are in need of medical aid. Address
r. S. Emmett. 20S Nassau block, Denver.
The Dolores star., 1904-09-30

Some men are SO exclusive that they
seem ashamed to know themselves.
The Dolores star., 1904-09-30

An Ohio genius has worked himself
to death trying to invent labor-sav-
ing machine.
The Dolores star., 1904-09-30

Defiance Starch IL put up 10 cuncs0
more starch for the same money.
The Dolores star., 1904-09-30

When You Buy Starch
buy Defiance and get the best. IL Oh
for 10 cents. Once used. always used.
The Dolores star., 1904-09-30

In accordance with the eternal fitnese
of things u book of love-poems shouIo
be bound In calf.
The Dolores star., 1904-09-30

Dc: David Kennedy'e Favosits Remedy Z.
adApsed 70 both and all AIsa CuPss k1dnsy
Liver conpains. and parines the blood. q al dFu9xAa
The Dolores star., 1904-09-30

II think I'll go and hear Bishop Pot;
ter today" saloon or church,"