The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1904-12-03
THE OFFICE eoy WANTS TO KNOW

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THE OFFICE BOY WANTS TO KNOW
Observation-Disclosures?
i If so, why so?
II you're going to disfranchise your
self deliberately in spite of The Boy Is
efforts to prevent it?
What in the name of common sense
you want to keep putting the payment
off for?
Il it isn't edifying to see our Demo-
cratic friends taking it back since the
| election?
| II nearly all Of them, from Guv.
Newt up, or down, amt trying to out
talk each other in going back on what
they said less'n a month ago?
If the guys speech at the Taft
banquet wasn't about as strong an
expansion spiel as any Republican
could have made?
How his big-navy, world-power
talk at the dinner table comports with
the Democratic s'big stickn and ssim-
perialism" CUFF that was so common
in the campaign?
Ii black and white amt the dead
image of each other alongside of
Congressman Bobby Broussard's be-
fore and after-eleetion shouts?
II it oughtn't to hurt Bobby's con-
science, if he has any, to go back On
himself and eat his own words like he
does?
Why he is so free to confess now
that the country is prosperous under
Republican rule?
What induced him to go ,Way IN
into the wilds OF Maine a few weeks
ago trying to make 'Cadians there be-
lieve the contrary?
Whether his constituents oughtn't
to call him to account for his self-eon-
fessed attempt TO deceive them2
Whether any Republican has given
Democracy a harder rap than Bobby
does when he says that his side can
never win until disasters overtake the
country?
What right-minded citizen wants to
be lined up with party that ssean't
lose when the situation is bad''?
LII this isn't an honest confession of
the Republican charge that the op-
position is the handmaiden and
partner OF calamity?
What became of the many converts
for Parker that Spouting Bobby de-
clared he had made in the Pine Tree
state?
How he accounts for the increased
Rep. and dwindled Dem. vote in ssFar.
away Madawaska," where he wasted
SO much eloquent patois on the pine
scented air?
Whether there would have been any
'Cadian Democratic vote left there # |
our own Bobby had spoken few
more speaks?
How it comes that the two legal
Nimrods returned from their unsuc-
cessful hunt with an empty stomach
and an empty bag"?
II they had one stomach as we'll ae
one bag between them?
or if they drew lots to see which
should have all the grub, and thus
returned with one empty and one full
stomach?
Which had the which and which
the t'other?
Il Assumption Johns luek isn't ia
league with death and darkness as
we'll as the governor?
Who but John could have had the
Grim Reaper step in and create a
vacancy in the levee board attorney
ship just at the right time?
Ii virtue won't triumph and real |
merit receive a just rev ard when the |
author of the declaration that Blanch- |
ard is the noblest, ab1est and best guv.
Louisiana has ever had lands in the /
snug sineeure?
Ii it won't be up to the guv. TO re-
turn the compliment by voWing th at he
is giving the Atchafalaya board the /
ablest and best legal adviser in the t
state?
What's the matter with that well?
Why the contr actor, or the engineer
or somebody else doesn't get a move
on and do something to provide the |
town with pure water?
It the final completion Of the much I
talked of well won't prove a shining |
example of the assertion that tails |
we'll that ends Welln?
IfCaleb, Gee Dee and Virgins en-
ioyed their walk?
Il they've figured out yet just how |
far # is from Salisbury TO Donaldson
vile?
What they thought when they dis
covered that their horse had taken
French leave?
If the steed took his departure be-
cause he had premonition OF the
large quantity of game he would have |
to haul to town2
II either of the trio shared this pre-
monition?
Who believes their statement that
they had to throw away lot of game
because they were too tired to carry its
III it's true that they tagged the IL
Y train in the middle of a field and +
asked for I'D. and Pic2
II you've heard what the conductor
said TO them?
II it wasn't beautiful-an very ex-
pressive-language2 I