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The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-11-27
4 Good nights Rest.

The greatest tonic on earth Is "A good
nights rest. Restless nights and the
terrible exhaustion OF "A hacking cough
are dread dangers Of the poor con-
fumptiye But why this fear OF the
night when a few doses OF Dr. Boss
chees German Syrup viii insure re-
frcshinR sleep. entirely free from
cough or night Fwent2 Free expectO-
ration IN the morning "A made certain
by taking German Syrup. NJ has cured
consumption Tor forty years. Trial bot
&c. &c. HiE bottle. l5o. Al au drug
giats. Knights Pharmacy.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1904-03-12

Sg~UE season al catching cold IS upon
~ ~: The cough and the SueeZe and
nasal twtue are 90 -. tCard ON every
hand 1he origin at chronic catarrh, tho
NO. .s9c.nou AND dteadfci OF diseases, :
s NuH7.
TAI. * the wax Che chronic catarrh gen
crafty ccgius 4 persot catches cold,
which hrncs Oh longer tian usual The
OSd geucru.ly starts ia the head aud
n at linen follows constituencies Of the
Az lassagcs which iacliae oHc TO catch
cold very easily ~ las thc person has n
cold all the Whlc seemingly, more or less
discharge from the nose, hawking, spit
ting. frequent clearing of the throat, nos
trils stopped up. fun feeling IL the head
and sore inhauc,l throat
The best tine 90 treat Cata'rh Is at the
very beginning a bottle ot PerunH prop
erly used never fails to care common
cold. thus preventing chrome catarrh
White snany people have been cured ct
chronic catarrh by \ single bottle OF
Paruna. vet as q rule wren the Catarrl
becomes thoroughly fixed moro than one
bottle Is necessary 20 complete cure.
Peruua has cured CaSts innumerable
of catarrh OF twenty years standing.
Ii Is the best. " not the only informal
remedy for chronic catar, b in existence.
But prevention is far lCttcr than cure.
Every person subject To catching cold
should take pCruua at once At the slight
est SYMPTOM az cold or sore throat at
this season Of tho year and thus prevent
what is almost certain TO end III chronic
catarrh
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1904-03-12
The Iowa aa,,Ia With Cleo.

In Iowa the battle with oleo ha:
been severe and long drawn out. year
after year the sellers OF cleo have
had to fight for existence In the state
courts, and the butter makers have
been almost uniformly successful. the
dairy commissioners er Iowa have
been men that have not hesitated t.
use the fnll power OF their Office tc
make the dealers in cleo conform e
the state law. The result has heer
that in recent years very little oleo
has been sold in Iowa. Recently The
commissioner, r. II. Wright, has wot
four cases. and an appeal Tor new
trial in the last one has just been re-
FUSED, and a fine OF $500 imposed. Tls'
last hattie was won over the use o
the word yellow in the Iowa l:w
the makers OF tho oleo declaring ina
their product could NOT be thus desis
mated. The court, however, held oih
srwise. The fact seGms TO be tina
The cleo in question was only slight,
yellower than is white butter rs mad
at this time Of year. But the prac
/ tical result was that 1t was dificol
| for the buyers to tell it from white
made butter.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1904-03-12
Keeping Down the Bill.

A very parsimonious old r1an was
,tricken with illness some time ago.
His chances OF recovery were not
many. and TO his knowledge OF this
was added a dire anticipation or the
cost of the numerous visits OF the doc
tor. Suddenly the old man died. and
MS little granddaughter, who seemed
10 share the latter sentiment, called
10 the doctor as she saw him APP
proach Its all over, doctor; you
needn't come in"
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1904-03-12
Deserved Rebuke.

A certain Mrs. Beaumont or Breton,
England. who lived in the time OF
Pitt, and whom the possession or lead
mines made wealthy and purseproud,
one day thought TO impress Pitt, VINO
was staying at Breton; with her
riches. She had the most splendid
service of plate at dinner, and, wav'
ing her hand she said: There, Mr.
Pitt that's all from the Mines IN
Iced" answered Pitt. "if you had not
tcld me, Mrs. Beaumont, l should have
thought it was silver"
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1904-03-12
SPORT IN JAoUAR HUNTING
Element Of Danger Makes the Pas
time Popular.

time Popular.
For the hardy sportsman the stalk
Ing Of the jaguar Is the real sport
For the panther Is kitten beside
the jaguar. The natives there call
the panther the friend OF man." as
those of the Argentine do, but they
call the jaguar a devil. The natives
hunt the jaguar by putting out bait
and lying in wait for him on some
elevated hiding place. ! saw man
who had killed jaguar thus with
bow and arrow. For stalking jag
uar in man fashion the best place Ia
on a sandy stretch OF sea beach, and
tho time when most likely to mud
the game Is on moonlight night.
For the jaguars are as partial to the
sea beach on moonlight night as
more or less civilized cats are to
back fences of the city. They can
be found in the uplands. however,
with no great difficulty, and 1t is safe
TO say that, wherever found. they are
| not to be considered lightly. They
have not learned to fear man on the
isthmus. as they have in most Of The
other parts of the world where found
J and they do not hesitate 10 charge
when they think there is any OCCASION
for it, and even without occasion. A
moonlight hunt for the iaguar may
be called the best sport the new re
| public affords.-lllustrated Sporting
( News
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1904-03-12

A london physician. at the risk OF
giving away the secrets Of his PROBES
sion. writes to a paper that in the
curse Of thirteen visits 70 a victim
the Grip me could do but two thiAss
of positive value. The first was T.
Yen a window and the second was 10
al oG thyee oil the six blankets un
3ar which the patient was sWeltering
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1904-03-12
Street Runs Through Church.

One Of the best-known instances OF
churches with streets through them
Il that Of St John the Baptists
church in Bristol The church is situ-
ated right over the ancient gateway
into the city on the Avon, and the
to@erlng spire, standing high above
lie nelgh5cri. 2 houses and streets, is
q remarkable sight as one surveys 1t
from the roadway below.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1904-03-12

Prof Cook 81 Northwestern unifer-
ejy has shown that there is sufficient
alium IN p..chblendc 70 make it
possible for n photc graph to be taken
ag ID ct elk. Prot Cook states that
$40 yalue cf thc experiment lies in
tae rtool of new way in which to
discover radlum in minerals
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1904-03-12
To MAKE Ruas Beautiful.

A connoi sseur in rugs advises that
rugs be washed at least orce a year.
Wash some OF your treasures" he
avs. and you Will wonder AT their
cal glory and color" Good soap viii
20 wonders in bringing the original
beauty back to rug, if the cleaner
0il! remember 10 stroke the rug soft
ly with the soap while the rug is dry
Ing.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1904-03-12

Tse shan of Persia is enc of the
most Cy port kniticrs in tho world and.
,aen la-t fra England presented the
u-uce az Wales with beautifully.
.ntte1 silk pair Of stockings which
Iie royal g.vrr had worked himself.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1904-03-12

TIE tA-ost gaining ground stead
lar cectt city is indissoiubiy
.aaeetgd with he component parts
u atom ~ matter or that atoms
mp, e Ct electricity or are
AHruance of ether corresponding
10 u.uutJ electric charges
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1904-03-12
Wlld Eat of somaIi.

The somaii wild burrowing rat lives
i1 the sane. never coming above the
,cfac, feeds on bulbs and roots.
fd It's scientific name is Heteroce.
3 aius rhuipsi Il was discovered in
- rs r. l-ort Phillips.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1904-03-12
More Diamonds in South Africa.

The frequont discovery OF new diam
uni mines in the Transvaal and Or
n1e River Colony is resulting in i'm
~, ant orders being placed with
british manufacturers for diamond
washing machinery.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1904-03-12

Rorcm-"Do you believe that suicide
Is II sinY Miss Caustic-"Well, in your
case think IL would be permissible"
Kindness is the sun OF life. the
charm 10 captivaic. and the sword
with which 10 conquer.
or 10000 European cmigrants TO Ar
rcntina last year $4,000 were Italians.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1904-03-12

tite but my food did not nOuriSh my sys-
TEN. I had come down from i4O 10 about
~ pounds IN weight ! now feel that all
well OF ali nay troubles Mrs A ScdelSCr
Send for free boai, on Catarrh, entitled
"Winter Catarrh. by Dr Hartman
"Hcaith and Beauty sent free 10 wOmcr
only.
If YOU Go not derive prompt and satisfaC
tory results from the use Of Pcrnna, write
at once To Or. Hartman. giving q Wll state
mcnt Of your case and he viii bc pleased b,
give YOU his valuable advice gratis.
Address DR. Hartman, President or The
Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, o
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1904-03-12

THO eurie7 heii is stili nug IRON
be 10 Narch 81 al Burg and
ue-rcat lincolnshire, Ene.. the
t oi ta mcrfh beirg .ad.catod b.
uWDincs b.. strokes on Tho bell.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1904-03-12
pesidenee for aoyal Visitors.

rho Frcnch government has unde-
slsi crat.cn tao construction OF 4
tco p the Avenue du Tr0cadero
residence for royal visitors 90 Paris.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1904-03-12
The Ohio Swine Breeders Asscic:a
ton,

Had an interesting and instructive
meeting at Columbus. Ohio, January
18TH. officers elected were: Presi'
dent, ]. ]. Snyder, Paris, Ohio; wee
president. s. S. Pickett, yellow
Springs, Ohio; secretary'treasurer.
Carl Freigau, Dayton. Ohio; executive
committee, For the term OF three
years, w. A. Eudalsy Middietown, o.;
for two years, e. S. Tussirg. Canal
Winchester, o.; for one year, J. L.
Beringer, Marion y
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1904-03-12
wha4 Woula Father say?

A woman is SO ~ Ger that IL there
snt money enough in the family to
20 ,hosc already in IL she woulG
ck ou the arrival of now baby as @
.seviCegna hounty--New York Press
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1904-03-12

wei
II l, , 10 tielc
the u,yui 20
of the elected 70 the
% %
on y
with it's iL,
he
Cd
andI feel nehed
the heSd feel ENCOURAGED 10 believe ba
lin7co win
Aiy David AkiOn ex.member of Congress
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1904-03-12

caas ave bet wceu fifteen and
~ million dollars invested in
rive millions are in very rich
mines.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1904-03-12

that | thought 4
would try il and
SEE what it would
do for me My
case is an old one
and [ have none
OF the acute
symptoms n o W
because I have
had the disease so
long that | had
none Of the aches
and pains, but a
general rundown
condition Of tho
whole body sore
nose and throat
and stomach. I
I -
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1904-03-12

a cIhic .Cot Of new fallen snow
live and ole-Aalf pounds On
and has twelve times the
af I'D oCral weight o. water.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1904-03-12

British soldiers with defective eye
siaht are now required Ivy tho war dc.
,rfmcnt 10 wear glasses.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1904-03-12

fvg han onctcnth of ! per cent Of
N.ay employees in the United King
i,m get more than S14.G0 q week.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1904-03-12

Tho three distinct aboriginal people
of south Africa are the Bushmen, Hot
fertOts and Kafllrs.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1904-03-12

Tie broad mind will not have the
big head.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1904-03-12
Room for millions.

TrUrg. tIorneStstds given away. ScH"ols'
s.irtr,.I,s.s Railways Markets, Climate
sever, tittus: to le desired
For % dc-rfuiisr Atlas aud oihei inioinaton'
aurly tu Superintendent lmmlgaunu 'hthwA '"t
M M,luncs M % Avenue Ihcaief Bloch ne
non Mech. ANA L A iaufiee Sauli SIC M.nc
Mich.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1904-03-12

Piso's euro fs the best medicine VIC over uSct
for nl affections OF the throat and lunRs.-WM
o. ENpsLEY, Vanburen. Ind, Feb 10, 1901
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1904-03-12
$4,000 AMERICANS
- WE'RE WELCOMED TO
ElyEsSSS, Western
NesSss0 Canada
DURING LAST YEAR.

The arc setficd and settling on the Grain and
(iinlinr aIsls. ana arc pio'poious and satisfied.
Stt Wlihed Isritei Recently sand iiew star
has a., m an ti,,. hui1uu and IL - toward u that
., ,,,,,,,pu who leaves tire land ut his ancc e.
,ors 10 come and srck hume tor himself 40"
turt. his eAgu''-C canada. There IS
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1904-03-12
YELLOW CLOTHES ARE UNsIGHTLy

free lusts make fast links.
the life.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1904-03-12
Iusr sEND iOp AM THIS NoTiCs

20 the John A. Salzer Seed Co, In
Crosse, Wis, and they will send you
free a sample, OF this Wheat and other
Farm seeds, together with their great
catalog, alone worth $4,000 TO any
wlde-awakc farmer. CIV. N. ID
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1904-03-12

Mrs. A. SnedelScr, Cartersville, Ga
writes:
Il saw that your catarrh remedy Pc
runa, was doing others SO much good
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1904-03-12

The explosive is not always persu
nSiVe
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1904-03-12

Keep them white with Red Cross Ball Blue.
All grocers sell large OF. package, D cents.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1904-03-12
90 en. ryscororI wheat Ter n.

introduced by the l.. S. Dept. Of ASr.
It is a tremendous cropper, yielding in
good land so bu. per acre. and on dry,
arid lands. such as are found in Mont,
Idaho, the Dakotas. Colo, etc. Il Will
yield from 40 TO GO bu. This Wheat and
Speltz and Hanna Barley and Bromus
Inernis and Billion Dollar Grass,
makes it possible To grow and fatten
hogs and cattle wherever soil Ia found.
r--rnr ar,tn iO.n IN ruIs NNrINn
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1904-03-12

by Perhaps III
just the that viii help hex to-day
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1904-07-24
Combination Meant Jail.

col. Tom OchiItree was one Of the
best story tellers this country ever
knew" said Representative Garner Of
Texas. and although he mixed in poll
ties all his life he possessed the happy
faculty Of avoiding partisan bitterness.
The biggest guns Of both parties were
his boon companions. Ochiltree was the
soul Of good fellowship, a splendid con-
versationalist. and II was an awfuly
keen man who could down him.
Il heard a story the other night about
a young fellow who strayed into Cham
berlin's during an evening. As he was
the son OF a prominent politician he was
shown every courtesy. BY and by the
young fellow got pretty well filed and
after a story by Ochiltree, he remarked
Well. Colonel Ochiltree Chic) If l had
(hic) your cheek l would Chic) be the
greatest (hic) man in America.
Ny young friend replied the col
onel dryly, you are very, very much
mistaken IN your calculations II you
had my cheek with your brains you
would be in Jail before shutdown tomor-
row
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1904-07-24
Plainness of the WAY.

Senator Carmack, OF Tennessee, is al
ways a welcome visitor 20 Washingtor
during the recess, and few men have the
knack OF entertaining with a more pleas
ing easiness than he. A few nights ago
while In the lobby Of one Of the up
town hotels he was talking about the
plain way OF getting down TO work in
the campaign. and said.
Il am reminded OF what a good old
citizen of my State said in one Of the
prayer meeting sessions. He was a
straightforward, honest Old citizen OF
one Of the mOuntcin districts. and never
made any effort 10 put on frilIs Of any
character. At the meeting he was asked
TO state what the Lord had done for
MIN, and, rising TO his feet. he said.
~ thank the good Lord for the
plainness Of the way" Yea, Lord, thou
hast made Il so plain that n WAyfarins
man. though IA little below the aver
aRe-Cannot err therein > "
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1904-07-24
MARRIAGE TRUST MAGNATE.

Judge William Hill. who dispenses JUS
tice-and then sOme-at Sunnyside, when
not engaged in pursuing the festive dol
lar while arrayed in fine raiment or COM
mon garb of a dozen other callings. is
pretty much the whole thing when IL
comes to Quitting folks for the married
state A few days ago a lovesick swain
called on the judge and solicited his
services to unite him in holy bonds. etc.
by the way. judge" said the young
man. "ain't you the proprietor OF the
dance hall?" Il am" replied the JUS
tice.
"WeH, want 1t for dance. How
about the music?'' We'll, can supply
that" said the judge.
"Then I must give a supper" said the
soon-to-be benedict. well, am a pro-
.fessionaI cook" replied his honor. and
can serve you nicely in that line"
"An right" said the young man; now
must see a photographer and make
arrangements for photos Of the wedding
party." Hold on" sail the limb OF the
law. as the fellow was about TO slim
out the door. THAT is my line, too.
Photography is where l shine. and IL
YOU don't want 30 go 10 Price for the
marriage license l can fix that. too.
We'll. I'll be --,' gasped the lover,
as he planked down a yellow piece OF
money as part payment for all the pro-
posed services. DO you sell cradles ana
baby buggies? Emery County (Ctah(
Progress.
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Care 10 our coffin adds nail, no doubt,
And every grin, so merry, draws one
Out-WOlcOt.
Many a verdant Congressman. fresh
from his constituents. has found the
floor of the National Capitol a theater
for the display Of his oratorical abili-
ties quite different from the courthouse
or the public halls OF his district where
he was won't 10 hold forth to his admir-
ing friends.
A story is told of a former New York
Congressman who was badly ratified
when he was first on his legs in the
House. He managed to say:
Mr.. Speaker"
1t grew dark in front Of the rising
member. but he again exclaimed.
Mr.. Speaker"
THE gentleman from New York. %
said the Speaker.
BY this time attention was arrested
and sudden silence was even more con-
founding than the Uproar in which he
had risen. Once more he said:
Mr.. Speaker"
The gentleman from New York, "
Smilingly said the Speaker.
MT. Speaker again.
The gentleman from New York"
But no words came 20 bear the
thoughts of the embarrassed member,
and turning 10 a friend. ne said:
do you know where l can charter a
knot-hole for a week OF ten days?'
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1904-07-24
Divinity Rebate Retort.

The Rev. Anthony Cameron was a
distinguished and eloquent Presbyterian
minister of the Blue Grass State, and
one OF the Kentucky Representatives
tells this good story Of him:
During session Of the synod al Dan
Vile Mr.. Cameron was delivering a very
earnest and argumentative speech upon
some question which the body was labor
ing with. A young theological student
just from Princeton got II into his
Uranium that the learned minister was
deviating from the subject of debate,
and rising TO his feet said: Mr. Modera-
tor. the speaker is out OF order
with a whitening look Mr.. Cameron
turned 20 the young man and said:
" Sit down. you young STRIPPING The
moderator knows when I am in order,
and you do not nor never will
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SIMEON FORDS PHILOSOPHY
REGARDING COUNTRY HOTELS

expenses and rent keep on going and
the automobile stops coming.
Poverty in England.
ITO change the subject, they are Woe
fully poor over in England just now. No
body seems to have any money, and
business of all kinds seems to be at a
dead stagnation. Ordinarily at the Carl
ton, the Royal, or any of the swell res
taurants in London, you would have TO
give notice two or three days ahead If
YOU wanted a table any evening in the
month Of June. Yet. when 1 was there
these restaurants were not more than
a third full. And the shopkeepers are
all growling-say they never knew II so
hard to collect money. Then don't do
business on a cash basis there Every
body runs bill that can get credit. and
puts of paying until he can't put It on
any longer.
LAS 10 golf-and that really Is the
serious business that took me TO Eng
land-I think the great masses OF the peo-
pie where glad when Travis. with whom
1 went over and came back. won the
championship. They have had a sort
OF aristocratic golf clique over theirs
that kept things in their own hands II
pleased the outsiders to see Travis walk
over those fellows. Yet, it is true some
OF them did. apparently, attempt 10 de-
rive a little consolation from the fact
that Travis was born in Australia But,
as a matter OF fact, very few OF US
Americans can trace our ancestry back
10 the North American Indian"
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Didn't Get Tetanus.

Ex-Speaker Henderson says he never
tasted liquor during the war until the
surgeons drenched him with something
less than a gallon Of bug juice 70 pre-
vent lockjaw after he had his leg shot
on at the Battle OF Corinth The wound
was Of such nature that lockJaw was
feared and the whisky was used. About
six months before this the brave Scotch
soldier had received an ugly wound IN
the head at Fort Donaldson.
The Rebs." says the cx-Speaker,
seemed determined 10 get me no mat
ter where i was. My head was too hard.
but they got che leg"
So well does Mr.. Henderson get around
on his cork leg that even many Of those
who have associated with him for years
do not know that he has an artificial
limb.
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LINES TO THE HEN.

o. Hen, The butchers are on strike;
We people cannot flourish
Without some food that we viii like
And which will likewise nourish.
Already comes the creeping fear
OF feeling high-priced shackles-
o, Hen, we bend an anxious ear
To catch thy tuneful cackles.
We beg the dealers for relief
They do not care a button,
And skyward goes the price OF beef,
OF pork, OF veal. and mutton.
They say they see no hopeful sign,
No ray Of sunshine-ah. cut
Loose with that glad song OF thine.
Thy Northumberland
And let US know the eggs are fresh
When we go forth for forage,
That we may 'scape the clutching mesE
OF those who have cold storage.
The meat mans laying for us-you
Can Tighten all our sadness;
If you are laying for US. too,
Twill fill our hearts with eladness.
.. Hen, Your humble servant begs
That now you Will not fail US;
The grocer tells us Eggs is eggs"
And other fears assail Us.
o, Hen. thy faithfulness Wen praise,
Wen praise thy aunts and cousins
Accept this lay writ to thy lays
Which we want by the dozens
w. y. Nesbit, in Chicago Tribune.