Arizona republican., 1904-03-13
Little James

1 Concerning the Nomenclature Of the Streets of Phoenix, Ariz. )
 President Rooseyfeh has lost Thur | ryfare n Feen;x. 1t happened last 1 Toosday
 | Tn President had been Taitin all ] day fer tn Returns fun Jooksoon. He | sez to his privit Secertary Willyum 1 Lobe, seZ he, "Willyum,'' he sez, keep | th Lobe of yer Ear clozt to tn Groun'' Sez he. ''Willyum, this is q ! serYus ocC1shun fer me to be jokin but I jist cudden't help it. But l wisht you'd keep yer Ears open fer noOS fun ToCksoCl. Tn fucher of tn Country depens on Tooksoon tO<ay. | They's maps sPred- out in Noo York an ] Pennsylvania an everywlheres. They is trien to fi"I whereabouts on tn Map ! TOoksCon is sos at they can all turn their Ize in that Direckshun. As To k soon goes so goes tn Country. w H. yum, they is much dCpendin' on what Happens at Tocks0on. If they sh-nl happen to make a Robbie of it. tn Nashun'd feel it fer sevral Gener- ashuns Tn Issmian canal might rev CT be bilt. Our policy in the Filipyans a all haf to be changed. Willyum, you better run down to the Tellygraft offs an ast if they is any Messidga fer me" Mister Lobe rus-,t out cn' it waSn't ' long till tn White House TeJlyfome rnnc. It was Lister Lobe an he sez to President Roosa-felt. sez he. T thought l could tell, forae 70 you fast er'n I could run an knode you didn't want to, wait. So I thought I'd te'ly- fome you fer could get tn Ncos up to you in less'n haf tn time I got two Tellyg1-afts fer you. but I s'pose you want tn wun fun TocksoCn first. s y, Mi9ter RocseyfeIt, tn tellyfoTe is a 2rate thing If it wasn't fer tn te " fome it'd t-ke me five minits to git tn Noos fun Tooksocn up to yCu' !'ut now"
 let then Mister Lobe felt a oup,es- ant Sound in his elr. r. was k somebody Grindin' his Teeth. Then he hea:d President RooseNfelt say, Will yun'. go out an look fer q Dray an send tn Tellygraft fun Tooksoon up. Tn TelIvfome is ali rite cept in P ner- panc:c~ like this, when I'm in a hurry. Meter Lobe knode at that was tn Presidents gentle way Cf Retuk'n' him fer boostin' fer tn Tellyfome company. which is a Truss. an he went ahed sayin' at tn To0ksoon Convenshun had saved tn ~untTy by indorsin President Rooseyfelt an ,emovin' tn last Vestidge of Doubt by instrucJin' tn Six DellyCctes fun ArizOny to Q at rctody else was Nommynatad fer tn President bv mistake.
 Read it agin. Willvum," s2Z tn President: I'll hold ti.' fome while vou're gettin' your Rreth back" WI vurr read it wunst nor an Mister RoOsevfelt eeZ ''Yes, that's in way 1t was before. Tn Inlrno-tle S'X- Arizory ie the RullworF of our GloryC7 Gu r. try this ycer New. Willyum, read ,h' Other Arizony TellyCraft.'
 Willyum begun ~r5 follers:
 "Fcenix, March Ate. 1901. ~Mistor Rooseyfelt.
 'Th' White HCuse.
 9Th Common Council of the City of Feenix to rit7 by Spesh'e Reso u~hun resolved to change tn name of Roosey- felt Street to Cleveland Street Cn 9c- count of vcur Distorted Vues about Statehood-
 Mister Lobe was interrupted by Pres dent Ro~seyfelt, who eez. You know Clis tellyforne is on a Party Line. You better bring that Feenix MeSsidge up to th' Whit House so's 'at we can Peroos 1t un Sh q. L. Stop an est Mister Ledge to come rtp.''
 Mister Lodge an Mister Rooseyfeit pulled down tn Blines an read tn Feenix Tellygraft. Mister Rcosnyfelt eez Hey Cabbot. wha, do you toink If it?" Henry Cabot sez at he can't hardly Reckoncile it with tn Encur- ridgin' Noos f'um Tooksoc1. Mister Roseyfelt sez, "I wonder what ever made tn Feenix Council call my street CleveI9nd. I thought at they wasn't stuck on Cleveland nore out vest
 "They aiA't," sez Mister Lodge "If they could a thought of somebody at they hated worse'n Cleveland they'd a called your Thurryfare after him.
 Mister RoCseyfelt eets, What would | you da about it if you was me?"
 Mister Lodge he looked at th' Ere fer long time an then ne seZ: "'Thid- | dcTe" sez he. you an me is both ! Authors at rites books. I amt r1te any lately becos I run out of Mgr cry als an I gess you di1 too. Put I see in this here Tellygraft some rev M7- teryal" fer a sekal to ycur 'EVinnin' O. tn Wes' Ycu 'mi%ht git tfp 2 b7ok | now called Tn Losin of a Thu, ry- fare'" LITTLE. JAMES
 
 A woman is never too good to be !