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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1904-02-24
A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN

Usually knows what assists her in
maintaining prominence in that direc-
ton. Many stage favorites have told
their arts to the public and their COM
incubation is proof positive of merit.
Irene Bently says: "AsEPTIKoN Is one
of the most delightful tooth powders l
have ever tried" For sale by s. w.
Cochran & Co.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1904-02-24
DR.. oBERHoLTzER's EMINENT.

Camphor Milk reduces engagements,
cures severe sprains, muscular rheu-
matism, swellings, soreness, stiffjoint
bruises, frosted feet, etc. Cures all
pain that can be reached by an ex-
ternal application and does 1t better
than any other remedy we know of.
A penetrating, soothing, healing lini-
ment. Large bottles, 25 cents. Sold
by all dealers in medicines.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1904-02-24
An Extremely Unpleasant Condition

You are probably fond of outdoor
exercise, and indulge in driving, skat-
ing or walking, yet each pleasure has
its draw back. You find your hands,
lips and other exposed parts roughened
and chapped by the cold atmosphere
This could be obviated or the condition
cured by PARoLA CREAM. Instant re-
lief from the burning sensation. For
sale by S. w. Cochran & Co.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1904-02-24
Very Pathetic.

what can be more pathetic" said
Che sentimental woman, than a man
who has loved and lost:'
Well" replied the man of expe-
rience. "a fellow who has bet on
sure thing and lost cuts quite a figure
In the pathetic line. Chicago Record
Herald
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1904-02-24
No Danger.

'.Do you think there is any danger of
America being dominated by Europe?"
mo. sir" answered Mr.. Meekton
with extraordinary emphasis; mot so
long as eminent Europeans continue to
marry American girls"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1904-02-24
m. AItru,st,c Conscience.

Fuddy You say you have very ten
der conscience. | notice It is wonder.
fully sensitive TO tho faults of others,
but it never appears 10 be troubled by
your own shortcomings.
Duddy-No: | hope not. That would
be egotistical. you know Exchange.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1904-02-24
THE OLD RELIABLE.

Phoenix Pectoral will cure yonr
cough. You can rely upon 1t. II
gives quick relief, heals the sore lung
surfaces, stimulates the secretions and
loosens the cough. One or two doses
Will bring you restful sleep in place of
raeking cough--.con fort in place OF
distress. Large relief, little cost. Price,
% cents. Sold by all dealers in medi-
cines.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1904-02-24
WHY ARE YOU SO BEAUTIFUL?

Somebody thinks you are, they think
so nine time out of ten. because your
expression is good Beauty ofexpress-
ion depends largely upon the teeth.
Are yours good and pearly? II not. go
to your pharmacist and ask for FLOR
AFoAM. A perfume of the flowers with
Peroxide of Hydrogen For sale by
s. w. Cochran & Co.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1904-02-24
DO WOMEN USE SOAP

We presume some of them do for
some purpose, washing clothes for in
stance. For toilet and bath really ele-
CANT and refined people use preparations
that render the skin soft and smooth,
most fastidious persons favorine ORRls
and ALMOND MEAL. \ perfect soap
substitute. For sale byS w. Cochran
X Co
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1904-02-24

Il thought Miss Pumpleigh figured
on marrying Jack
so she did, but another girl with
more money outfigured her. Smart
Set
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1904-02-24
Went Her One BETTER.

al never saw you in such becoming
hat, my dear. Did you get il ready
made?"
II was just thinking how unusually
pretty yours looks. Did you make II
yourself T-Brooklyn Life.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1904-02-24

Blgg-Yes, sir. Sad case Man whe
built this house of mine just got it I'm
rshed when he died.
Wigg-Well. IL might have been
worse. He might have had to live in
it-Town and Country.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1904-02-24
His Nomination.

Politician Congratulations Sarah
I've been nominated
Sarah with delight Honestly?
Politician What difference does that
make?--Detroit Free Press
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1904-02-24

e! Gian't cell again "

e! ehan't cell again"
why notT"
"Oh. she isn't accustomed TO good
society"
Are you sureY
Positive. told her only few of
our minor scandals, and anybody could
see she was Mortified. Indeed. she
Free Press.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1904-02-24

When the typesetting machine breaks
down and the printer goes back to the
old way, it might be called reverting to
type.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1904-02-24
Fiction.

what are you writing, Hawley?"
"A story I'm going in for fiction
REALLY magazine"
mo: for my tailor He wants his
money. and I'm telling him III send
him a check next week"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1904-02-24

No fewer than thirty languages are
spoken in the Caucasus. The inhabit.
ants are Russians. Armenians. Tartars,
Georgians and divers MohammsdaD
tribea,
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1904-02-24

The Rev. Dr. fourthly How is you,
new choir getting along?
The Rev. DR.. Peacefully
am happy to say. as yet-Chicago
Trihu~-
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1904-02-24
LnchrxmaI Ameliorntinn.

Poor thing, Did she take her hus-
bands death much to heartf''
"Why, she's Frustrated with grief!
She can't see soul except the dress-
maker Town Topics,
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1904-02-24
His Compliment.

katherine-My nose turns up so
dreadfully,
Cholly--Then it shows very poor
taste in backing away from such a
pretty mouth indianapolis Sentinel
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1904-02-24

Envy is not only II great weakness,
but it is great ignorance too. No
man envies what he can surpass or
equal
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1904-02-24

A HEART RENDERING SPECTACLE
Especially to fond mother, is the
agony of irritation in her infant pro-
duced by many causes and for relief of
which she has tried every means with
out effect PARoTA a soothing and
healing powder, gives immediate relief
aud permanent cure. For sale by = w.
Cochran 4 Co
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1904-02-24
A. usunl.

How much do you expect TO spend
for your wite's birthday presents"
About half as much as SHALL
Judge.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1904-02-24

A thing that is sown in corruption
runs the risk of being cut down by an
investigating committee.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1904-02-24

You cannot always tell how far a
man can jump by letting him tell 1t.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1904-02-24
Mail postal card for a catalogue
to our representative,
Il. L. a re HER.
LAMBERTVILLE. Il. j
controlling Hun terdon and Mer-
Ger Counties in in New Jersey
and the Pennsylvania
Border Towns

Schools of Commerce-Technical
training in the Industrial and Fine
Arts, and Language Courses With
the aid of the Photograph.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1904-02-24

Charity covers multitude Of sim
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1904-02-24
IT'S THE BRIGHT, NEW THINGS
That Interest People These Days.

of WenVted
We had week sell
sold
taken their places Maybe haven't
day brings something
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1904-02-24
Fast Black Hosiery for Women,

Ours is @ Queens Own y fast black hosiery, and
it is always satisfactory Have you tried of the
different qualities YETI We guarantee every par.
IF thew are not as good as you think they ought to be
YOU get new pair or your money back.
Sc pair Full fashioned and regular made; all
black with white feet Finer qualities at SIC ana
soc pair.
1215c pair Good, we'll shaped hose made for
service no hard to hurt the feet; all black or
with white feet.
loo pair We are selling real good black stock
Ino,
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1904-02-24
SOC and 81 pair.
TELEPHONE US ABOUT 1T.

1t may be of interest to many i'll our city and
throughout the county to know that this store is
connected with the Merchants and Farmers Tele-
phone Company. Just tell Central you want Folkner
Rittenhouse, Lambertville and We viii be glad TO
serve Won in any
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-07-25
PLAN T
CURES
RHEUMATISM

n practically every case. IN the past W
morths we have received Sver lO,OO0
kaStimoninis.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-07-25
PARKER vs..
ROOSEVELT

fetal, to be both the lawmaker
and the executive, to be the source
of power and to apply it.
Between Mr.. Roosevelt's views
of the Presidents duties and the
views of the American people on
that subject there is a very wide
difference. He evidently thinks
the President of the United States
is sort of dictator, while the
chief magistrate, as the executive
head Of the administration. This
domipeering conception of his Of
fetal duties has led him to make
mistakes that would have prevent
ed his nomination if the Republi-
can party had had any other
available candidate.
AS it was, however, he had vir-
tually walkover, and the Demo-
Gratis were entirely out of the rum
ming unit! Judge Parker's tele-
gram to W. F. Sheehan at the st.
Louis convention revealed to them
that they had a candidate pos
sessed of strong sense and states
manship. Before his ultimatum
was delivered it was said in the
Herald that Judge Parker was
the servant of the Democratic
party-not it's master. His tele-
gram on the gold question
proved the contrary. 1t showed
that the Democrats who had NOM
mated him to be King Log, had
really chosen King Stork.
What the Democrats needed
was a master. They have found
one in Judge Parker, and he may
vet lead them out of the wilder
ness.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-07-25
TYLER FIELD A HAS BEEN

money and the home fellows who
do not care to leave are getting
some bargains in the way of old
producing wells"
Getting back to the production
Of Tyler county, Mr.. Hicks stated
that the old wells there were in
the most of the cases holding out
well, and that from them there
was an enormous production in
the county yet.-Wheeling News.
The above article appeared in
the Wheeling News and, of course,
all the little Shanghai newspapers
along the Ohio Valley, like the
Parkersburg Sentinel, has and
will copy the item with appropri-
ate headlines. Mr.. Hicks never ut
tered such words. Instead of our
oil field being played out, the
newspapers are full OF the ac-
counts Of the big well on the Ank-
rom farm in this county that pro-
duced IA, 900 barrels of oil in four
teen days. The pool at Middle
bourne mentioned was hardly no.
ticeable. The whole article is
about as false as it's possible to
get up without any facts whatever.
But few have left here for Kan
sas. and many who did 60 have re-
turned and are mighty glad to
get home again. We cannot und-
erstand why the Wheeling News
would publish such a villainous
falsehood, but we suppose some
cheap reporter for the News must
have been here, and was so en-
vious of our prosperity ne con-
Guided he would give us whack
to try and stop our growth. The
Sistersville oil field is quite old,
but it's not dead by a long shot,
and is still the best oil field in the
Southwest.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-07-25

The New York Herald tells OF
the Strength of Parker and the
weakness Of Roosevelt as follows
Judge Parker's telegram declar-
ing himself for sound money has
made such an impression that he
may save the Democratic party in
spite Of itself.
The comments elected from all
quarters show that Judge Park
er's action has won the confidence
of the people, and that sort OF
confidence President Roosevelt has
not inspired.
His imperialism and his dicta,
torial ways, together with his re-
vival of the race issue in the South
and other Rough Rider fads have
awakened among the people a dis
trust of Roosevelt and the Repub-
ican party quite as great as the
distrust with Organism, 16-to-1.
ism, populism and other freakish
isms had excited with respect to
the Democrats.
Mr.. Roosevelt has the support
of his intimate friends and his po-
litical proteges, but conservative
people eye him with distrust
They acknowledge that he is ire
prOachable as an individual-that
he is a stanch patriot, good hus-
band, a loyal friend. But they
doubt his capacity for self-control,
distrust his judgment and ques,
ton his conception of Presidential
duties.
Like the German Emperor, he
wishes to meddle in every detail
of the public service, to control ev'
cry department, to rule every Of
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-07-25

Insurance cannot prevent
FIRE, but 1t can and does PIE
vent the ruin and suffering
that would ensue without It.
1t lets you down easy-sus.
tains you until you get anoth.
er foothold.
I represent a score of the
oldest and best fire insurance
companies In the land, and
am giving very low rates just
now. TIE probability Is that
they will not be so much Ion
ger. Better take out suMci
emit insurance without delay.
As every Company now
charges exactly the same rates
why not have your property
insured with a company that
Is well known In this City and
one you know has and will
pay all Its losses promptly!
Here Is my list and everybody
knows that there are no better
companies on earth.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-07-25

Frank Hicks, a prominent in
dependent oil operator of Sisters
vile field, was in the city Wednes-
day afternoon and evening, leav-
ing on the last train. While in
conversation with a News man Mr..
Hicks stated that the oil develop
ment in the Sistersville field, in
Guiding all Tyler county, was at a
standstill at the present time.
"The field has undoubtedly
seen it's best days. said Mr..
Hicks, lit has been drilled over
thoroughly now and | do not be-
lieve there will be another district
opened up that will be. worth
the while looking after. Just now
there is scarcely any operations
there. All that is left is the pump
ing.
"The operators are now flock
ing to the western fields. The new
ly discovered territory in Kansas
and the Indian Territory have at
tracted many of the operators of
this section of the country. Many
of them are leaving this State for
that country. They are letting
loose of the West Virginia, Ohio
and other territory Of this section
of the State, and are going to the
Western field where it is prom
Using at the present time.
Already hundreds of oil men
of this section of the country have
left for the West and there are
many more of them wanting to 60
now. They are taking their fam
lies and bank accounts with them
and bid this section farewell. This
will help some Of us fellows who
remain at home, as some OF those
going West to invest in the new
territory are letting loose here at
a sacrifice in order to bunch their
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-07-25

u practically every case. IN the past q
morths we have received over 10000
taSeimoninis.
Mr.. A =. Duck, o. Leetonis, Ohio, was
cured o, very Sc, ~: case OF rheuma-
tlSm. HIS knees were 0wOiien SO badly
be could not walk and suffering intense.
Four bottles of LIFE PLANT cured him.
Mr. Duck says:
The Life Plant Co.. Canton, o.
Gentlemen:-I write you this as an
epen letter regarding the True merits
which YOU claim for LIFE PLANT.
I was afflicted with Rheumatism about
Oct. LIST, 1902, in my knees and arms,
which we're so badly swollen that l
was obliged to crawl up and down
stairs and almost unable to do any
work. also suffered great deal Of
pain at night. l noticed your adver-
usement in the newspaper, and a
friend also recommended LIFE
PLANT to ME, and after had taken
four hotties Of it I was entirely cured
and have not suffered since. I heart
tly recommend it to any person afdict-
Cd with Rheumatism.
Yours respectfully,
A. K. DUCK.
LIFE PLANT cures 81 out Of every
100 cases Of rheumatism; no matter
how severe or how long standing. If
you have rheumatism you may try
Life Plant at our expense. Your own
druggist will refund your money If
4 fails and we settle with him. LIFE
PLANT sells for $1.00 per bottle. Write
. LIFE PLANT CO., Canton, O., for
free booklet.
LIFE PLANT is for sale by
Hill Brothers, Druggists.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-07-25
PURCHASES HANDSOME HOME

is about ST 500.
Mr.. McCoach gets possession at
once, and he and his bonny bride
are already arranging matters to
60 to housekeeping. The prop
erty was sold at a great bargain,
and is one of the most desirable
residences in that portion OF the
city. 1t ia a commodious two
story frame, and contains many
modern conveniences.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-07-25

James McCoach has purchased
the handsome residence OF Attor-
new A. Bruce Hunt, on Rexford
street. -,
It has been rumored for several
weeks that Mr.. McCoach and Miss
Blanche Smythe had been joined
in the holy bonds of wedlock, and
now that he has secured a home
settles the matter for all time.
The price paid for the property
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-07-25
Trustees Sale.

| trust, dated the End day of De-
cember, 1903, executed by Anna
lB. Queen and Kore Queen, her
husband, to the undersigned trus-
tee, I will, on Saturday, July End,
1904, between. the hours of 10 a..
m. and 4 p. m. on that day, on
the premises hereinafter describ-
ed, sell the same to the highest
and best bidder for cash in hand
on day of sale, the following de-
scribed real estate, to-wit: that
certain lot, parcel or tract of land,
together with all and singular
the appurtenances thereon, stu
ate on Brown Betty street, in the
City of Sistersville, Lincoln Dis
trict, Tyler County, West Vir-
ginia, more particularly described
as follows: bounded on the south
by Brown Betty street, on the
west by property now occupied
by George E. Work, on the north
by Alley G, on the east by proper
ty now occupied by Harry Work,
and being SO 3-12ths feet on
Brown Betty street by los feet in
length running back to said Alley
C, and the part of same lot con-
veyed by Geo. w. Stocking and
wife to j. W. Boyers by deed
bearing date the 9TH day of Au-
gust, 1894, and of record in the
Office of the Clerk of the County
Court of Tyler county. in Deed
Book No. "a, page 254. and the
same property conveyed by j. w.
Boyers to John H. Whittlesey by
deed bearing date on the 18th
day of January, 1895, and of rec
ord in the office of the aforesaid
clerk, in Deed Box No. "a, page
go, and the same property con-
veyed by John H. Whittlesey and
wife to the said Sallie G. Simon
by deed bearing date the Bird of
October, 1896, and of record in
the office aforesaid in Deed Book
No. 80, page 27S, and conveyed
by said Queen to the undersigned
trustee by deed recorded in said
Clerks Office, in deed of Trust
Book No. II, page 3O5.
Said property is advertised for
sale at the request of the Tyler
County bank, whose claim against
said property is $2,7OO with inter-
est.
Given under my hand this, the
31st day of May, 1904.
FRANK D. Mccoy,
y Trustee.
Above sale is continued until
July %, 1904, between the same
hours, and at the same place
Given under my hand this RI
of July, 1904.
F. D. Mccoy, Trustee.
! The above sale is continued un-
It'll Saturday, July 80, 1904, at the
same place and between the same
hours.
Given under my hand this, the
23d day of July, 1904.
FRANK D. Mccoy, Trustee.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-07-25
Fla mfly Relations.

"who is that man you were Just
talking with"
That's my brother-in-law."
"He looks enough like you to be your
own brother"
HE is my own brother. We are
twins"
Twins? Then why did you say he
was your brother-in-law"
Because he is. / have three broth
ers-one IN law. one in medicine and
one in the army."-Minneapolis Trib.
uue.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-07-25
National Social.

The ladies of the M. E. church
of Pursley, will give National
ice cream and box supper in ivy
ford's meadow, July 90. A cor
dial invitation is extended to all.
The ladies are requested to bring
boxes.
1886
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-07-25

Croquet sets at McCoy's Book
store.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-07-25
1856

Munseys for August at McCoy's
Book store.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1904-01-13

GoRDoN.-Gen. John B, Gordon,
aged 70 years, the noted Confed-
crate General, was again attacked
with a severe sickness on Thursday
evening at his winter home near
Miami, Fla. His trouble was in
fiamation of the stomach. He died
on Saturday night, January 8, 1904.
His wife and two sens were with
him when death came. The funer-
al train left Miami on Tuesday
morning at 1850 and will arrive
at Atlanta, Georgia, to-day where
the body will lie in state.
The funeral service will be held in
the House of Representatives on
Thursday noon. Speakers promi-
nent in the South and veterans of
the Confederate Army will deliver
addresses. Governors of the
Southern States and military es
corts are expected to attend. Thus
is removed one of the most con-
spicuous men of the Confederacy,
loved, honored and revered.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1904-01-13

National Committeeman James II.
Budd, of California, has declared
for him; National Committeeman
lanes M. Head, OF Tennessee,
has declared for him; Commission
er of Agriculture O. B. Stevens
the controlling spirit OF the Georgia
Democracy, has declared for him.
United States Senator McLaurin,
of Mississippi, has declared fer
him-and Senator McLaurin with
Senator Money and Governor Var
daman control Mississippi; two
thirds of the local Democratic par
tv of Chicago has joined the Hearst
Club of that city. Throughout
Illinois and Indiana, and Ohio and
Wisconsin, the enthusiasm Tor
Hearst increases daily. In Penn
sv!vania the first ante-convention
action occurred in the Sixteenth
Ward of Reading, where President
Raer Of the Coal Trust lives, and
there the party instructed tor
Hearst. He supported Cleveland
three times with marked effect and
when leaders were deserving the
illustrious Bryan, Hearst stood
firm and was aggressive with voice
and pen. He is therefore honored
and loved by all Democrats as
their champion. 1t is claimed tor
him that he will carry in a contest
with the Republicans, New York,
New Jersey, Connecticut, solid
South and of the West in line for
him would be California, Idaho,
Nevada, South Dakota and Colo
RADIO. And because Of his popu'
larity with labor unions even Him
ois Republicans would tremble, foi
that State would go with the land
slide. Hearst is really a strong
man with the masses and eyes and
hearts are turned toward him as
Democratic triumphant leader
/ We would win with William Ran
dolph Hearst.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1904-01-13
TO OUR ADVERTISERS


We hereby request GU II
space advertising patrons to
give us their change OF copy
on Monday in order to have
change that week for the
four ,sside pages, and not
later than Thursdays for the
four outside pages. We dc
thisboth for the interest OF
the&atoss\a6d our own.