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And he said INTO them, Unto you ii is
given % know the mystery Of the king.
dom of God but UNTO iEem that are
wiion, alb these things are done III
parallels.
That seeing they may see and not
perceive and hearing they may hear,
aud not understand lest al any time
they should be converted, and their sins
should be forgiven them. Mark iii
--l2
Ia this scripture is taught the
fact that Christ spoke to n people
IN parallels ID or,;er that they
might not see. Again he says:
All these things spake Jesus unto The.
multitude in PARALLELS; and without u
parable spake henot unto them; Mat.
1874
Christ says he spuke TO the
multitude ia parables md with.
out Il parable spake no not lnto
them why you may ask? The
reason was W says that seeing
they might not see, and hearing
| they might not understand Christ
then did not intend them to un.
derstand. therefore, Paul said God
| hath given them the spirit Of
slumber. And John said there
fore they could not be,leve-~Not
/ that God suffered them to close
their own eyes, nowhere did
God saythls. Readers Judge for
eternity on these points FOR your
own eternal welfare. Again the
brother answers the - question
''yss" that is tho eyes OF the
Israelites (or jews was to be
blinded until the fulness Of the
gentlles come in-.-Nuw then we
have before us another peculiar
Iity and that N this, ii God Just
suffered them to blind their own
eyes until the .ulness OF the gen
. tiles be come ia and this tulness
Of the gentlles was not nere in
Paul's day and has not come vet.
then Hcd when he through Christ.
sad to hls apostles, go teach alti
nations; yes even every creature
to believe on ChrIst When it was
impossible for the !,raalitas tos
believe until the fulness of the
ce,itiles--bis comno,d M fool.
lshness CT void when ho gave it 10
them wing tbot he Ma er ,for. a
them to bind their eyes until the
fulness of rhe geu,iles- And
to learn just how long this wa.
+ 10 be, we shall turn to the pro,
phety Of Isaiah first when the
question was asked in the pro.
prophecy whore God said 90 and
make tho heart Of this people fat
the question is asked in this
: language.
1heu sad Lord how lanyY Isa. q
ar'' 'ioeof tlv
!hen the answer comes;
And % answered unlII lhe Giles be
wasted without iuhari,apt, and the
houses vi hou, man. and The Ind be
uucily dcsolate.
! ANA IN. Tn,atha,a ,,,,s,.,, +, D s
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Also:
Aud in them is fulfilled the proEbcry
" EsSins which saith By bearing, ye
shal! hear. and shall not understand,
Aud seeing 80 shall see. and shall nor
iMnlt l3 l4i
Now We see that IN them ii full
h'led q prophecy Of Isaiah, and
for truth, we shall quote you
Isaiah:
y And lie sala. Go. and tcllt,is oeo
pie. Hear yc INDEED, but understand noi !.
AMI see 9 indeed. but perceive moi.
Make the hpuri Of this people fa, and
maze their ears heavy, snd sbnl their
eyes; lest they zee with iher ears, and
understand with their heart, apd con
vert ma 10 ha,dana H.. "a
NOW the prophesy explains
Mat. for the prophesy was 80
make the heart Of this people fat
Not suffer them to make il fat
themselves AZ brother parkins
would have il. but the one chat
was to 90 waa ,o do tb;a ond iva
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n. ham h,,o,,o,
en.d ,heir heart. ,b,t ,noy .Doola no,
see wi,h Their eyes. nor ynd, 1,aod wilh
lheir heart, and be converted, aud |
9'ou'' "e"' mem
ineSe 'n'ngs sao Esalas' when he
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III
"'' W. ~" ~ "'i'" ''sii
own oyes, pot "od has SUD IN 'hIs
scripture that ne blinded their
eTes--Nud cheu declarS that they
could nlt believe--But hrcther
pnrlire r,fars Ia I, A. ,ha 9o
9l o5 oe 81
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les, were blUdca.
tAccu,diug as 1t il written, GA ha,h
given them 'hespirh Of slumber, ewes
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Question No 62.

Question No 81
Why did our first fathers give bles
Ing 70 the arst oorns
Question No. 6s
What was the meaning Of this blessngg
Example, the blessing that was given
70 Jacob that Esau should have had,
Question No, "a
Was this blessing from Gpd through
saac. i 50 why bui one blcssirgf
Kiud EdNiil ,ou please al swer he
above questions lhoy weie handed 10
me to answer. BY aIsdy scboo. teach I
land ! WI PLACE them ii your bands,
g. A Simona
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tluntinnsa from lasl week.

4
The iact that Solomon the wise
man numbered the Gentle nation
in his day with the beasts--for
lit Was them thatlie was ascertain
ing what their endwas for He Says;
soAght in mIne heari 10 give my
teH unto Wine. yet acqnalnIing miHe
heatt with aieiau; and W lay lioid on
ioilt, 'ill mightsce what was that gpod
for the sons Of men, which they sholld
dn up .er The ieayon an tie days ot tbeir'
lifr fav;las 2-3
Now Solomon knew what was
good for the Jews ior more pro-
perly speaking the lsrse'ites) He
knew by the law which God had
given to them what their end
should be-That is, if sinner
they would be condemned, nnd If
righteous, jtlstlded--lo it was not
their end thet he was search
ling after NO II was not 1t
was the end of the sons of
men; the deccndants Of the
game mon who are spoken of
Via 9 ch. Of Gem. where the sons
of God are spoken Of as taking
Tho daughters Of meu--rhe same
Iciass OF men who solomon said
were numbered with the bensts
And az we have stated,
With ont LIVING soul until
! Christ died On the cross so we
repeat that when Moses killed The
Egyptian -he only took the nat
ufnl life from TINT nan--and rs
the Egyptian bad MT a living soul
Moses could not be held as q
murderer And this Brother Ptrk-
lns saw and knew Aud knew that
/ if he said that he wps no murd :
ar. ,hat N. would ba os.r;hinc ~
-,
W l'l"''uN''i- N'N'se Ri"e''e'
AGAIN we say - our readers
'na' ne II = i'ps ''ace fe'efeu Us 20
'he eri%2i'e VINO were IA tnr 'alia
az we 's'1e 81 VNe s'lile between
he hefa'Nal q AEfam ana hV'. .
1'e ila7 leieted u'to some o' 'he
hinS'eu l"oP'e-- 0at hFFe i a
people numbered y with the IA
'i20s oe''f'S"a 4s y1V WIZ see N
hN"o'ls y y y iecoF@sd'
And ! IN c"t'e doso Y deliver 'bem
'H IL 49, = ~ ~ ''''''S' "'''
H. u,bn,i, ,,,.,,
d ne Canpu,es NJ. n, ,ri,u,.o
ne Amwilts, and h. Ptri2zi,es. ouc
'he iily'ltr Snf loe .'e'aisrts. ,ES.sS
we wish 70 say 10 our readrr.
that we haveat all times numbered
The mingled people with the Per-
lSzile--tnr Y other words witl
me geiltilss or created man who
was Created on the sixth day).
Question number OH. ~
swpr. 10 TIA, i r,.;
lla
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Private Detective and Auction.
Ger with Thirty years expelance
Terms reasonable, Satisfaction
/ warranted. Address.
T. II Mccall.
Fowler VI
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Nj. James McCaskill and Katie
Voolfolk are the leading Merchants
Of summerville, they are kind court
ous and viii treat you right sive
them trial
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-08-13
President Roosevelt is Safe"

Col. Charles j. Bonapartc Of Balti-
opinion carries 10 little weight in
politics. Though chasing himself as
an independent. he has usually been
identified with the Democracy and has
been particularly active as an anti
imperiHlist IN this campaign, how
ever he comes out suuarcly for Roos"-
Welt and Fairbanks. and has just de
livcred an address in Baltimore in
which he discusses the question of thu
Presidents "Safcty." Mr.. Hnnapartc is
an uncumpromisng rcformcr Il plain
speaker, 4 man OF strong convictions,
and one who hits hard at all shams.
\ summary of his arguments is that
the country is. to-day. greater. stronger
and safer than when Theodore Roose-
Welt took control Of the helm of State,
and that he is just the man to deal
with the great problems which will face
us in the next few years.
Here is an extract from Mr.. Bona
parties speech and it is certainly con-
vincinS and will carry much weight in
Maryland where he is man of great
influence. His words are worth care
full reading by all those who have been
disturbed by the constant restoration
of some of the Democratic papers that
President Roosevelt is unsafe"
Theodore Roosevelt has had to deal
probably with more grave and delicate
problems demanding for their solution
tact. patience. self-control and sound
Judgment on his part than any Presi-
dent since the close of reconstruction.
and. while in many cases he has done
what many people thought he shouldn't
do. in nearly every instance he has sur
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Personal Notes.

General Frederick Funston has ac
ccptcd the invitation to be present at
the celebration of Philippine day at the
ST. Louis fair, Aug. Is.
SOuthron +. Walker of Maryland, now
consular agent at Gera. has been pro-
NOTED to be consular agent at Leipzig,
Germany. vice Brainards Warner of
W ashington, resigned.
Cardinal Satolli sailed for Rome.
Wednesday. after a visit of eight weeks
in this country. His trip included near
~ all the large cities and while he was
on no special mission he said that he
WAS greatly pleased with his reception
everywhere.
Baron IIengolmullnr, the Austrian
ambassador, paid a visit to Washington
from Bar Harbor this week, to arrange
with Secretary Hay for the delivery tn
President Roosevelt of a magnificcntly
bound and ornamental volume of Statis-
tics prepared by the Austrian govern
ment and intended to be the personal
gift of Emperor Francis Joseph to the
President.
caller on the President, this week,
was Archbishop Ireland of st. Paul
who is in Washington on business con-
ne"ted with the Catholic church. The
President and the archbishop have
known each other for many years and
the latter always pays his respects to
the President when he comes to Wash
ington. Assurance was given that his
visit, yesterday, bore no public signifi-
canoe.
Herr Schultz, under secretary of state
i'll the ministry of public works. with
three government engineers, Herren
Sympher. Eyer and Natorp and also
Herr krausc. a municipal engineer of
Berlin, sailed for New York from Bre
men. yesterday. or the Kron Prinz Will
helm, to visit the st. Louis Exposition
and various American cities, with the
object of studying municipal and other
engineering and building problems. The
party Will make a thorough study Of
: New Iork's underground railroad
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SinauIarities.

Two colorado beetles recently
caused palpitation of the heart in GER
| tain agricultural and scientific circles
in England, for a number of worthy
gentlemen saw ruined crops and ma
tional calamity staring the country in
the face until the matter was explained
to th"m. A Wnll-drcsscd woman called
,, nj tn" Hereford free library and hand
ed al assistant Il small round wooden
box. saying that it contained two
Colorado potato bugs" which miaht be
of l+e to the museum. knowing the
ravaE"s these insects made among
potato crops thc librarian Informed :hc
chief constable. who in turn informed
the board Of agriculture. Two govern
mont inspectors hurried from London.
and, with the local police. made diigcnt
inquiries for the mysterious woman
who had left the beetles. Finally the
mystery was solved. young man
called at the free library and said that
the beetles We're loft by a Mrs Knotter
of Rhode Island. Mrs. Knotter had
brought five specimens of the beetle
from America rs curiosities. Three Of
them died ard the remaining two were
taken by her to the free library.
Lord Dalhousic's name will always
be Intimately associated with the
famous KOhinoor diamond, and the
story of how he brought il from India
to England has been rctold in one OF
tn" new books. In 1S49, after tn
second sikh war. Dalhousie confiscatel
the stone on account Of the heavy debt
owing the Fast India company bv the
JIhprn static n Al
Queen Victoria. Great care had to be
exercised i'm carving it across India.
The taascls of the ar,nlet. in which
the diamond was set" says the ac-
count. had been cut off to diminish
III" bulk and Lady Dnlhousie had in
closed the ar,nlct with its jewel in q
leather bag. this again being sewed into
Il bolt lined with chamois leather
which nalhousie wore by night ana
day Two dogs We're chained to the
governor generals camp bed and no
one hut his wife and Capt. Ramsay
wore in the secret of the jewels con-
coz lment"
Nine. Modieska is fond Of her little
joke occasionally. The great Polish
actress Was on one occasion n guest Mt
an ''at home" and was pressed bv the
hostess to recitn something i'm her
native language. After some urging
Modj"ska at length consented. but was
somewhat ut loss for an appropriate
selection. She pOndcrcd moment
noted that al those present spoke Eng
liSh. and h"r face lighted IN mompu-
tariy before she began. Her hearers
W"r" moved to tears ly her passionate
and pathetic recitation. Later the lady
C"nfidcd to one of her friends that she
he'd merely rocitnd the numerals from
l t" 100, with such expression as she
could import to them.
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prised and disappointed his numerous
critics by complete success. To note
hut n few Illustrations: The pacitica-
tion of the Philippines. success of self
government i'm Cuba, the settlement of
the coal strike and the consu nmation
of the Panama treaty, with its assur
ance of an isthmian canal; a man
Justified by the event in matters such
as these is. think, safe" enough fo.'
another trial: and, at all events. tn s.
so often mistaken in their prophecies
of failure might show little less as
surance in calling him unsafe In
truth. | doubt if we have ever had Il
President. and l at least have never
seen z man. more open to SUGGESTION.
advice or remonstrance than Theodor"
Roosevelt. He cannot be cajoled: he
cannot be bullied; he cannot be bought.
either With money or with anything
else. If Democratic editors mean that
these qualities render a President '-un-
safe" then they are quite right to pre-
fer another candidate and | venture
to add that Mr.. David B. Hill is re-
markahly well fitted to suggest Il
candidate to suit. them.
1t may be owned that. whether Mr.
Roosevelt be safe" or not certain
Glasses of people would undoubtedly
feel in greater safety were he out of
the White House. 'Grafters' who look
to pull for immunity: men. whether
rich or Door few or many. in the North
or in the South, who trespass on tn"
constitutional rights Of their fellows:
rebels and conspirators i'm the Philip
rin"s: Moorish hripands who kidnrn
our citizens: South American ad-
vcnturers who would hold up'' our
canal; i'm short. criminals and law
breakers of high and low degree in our
midst, enemies of our country. both 1T
nome and abroad. all these gentry
a''rce in finding him too "strcnuous'
Tor their comfort and would sleep bet
ter with safer" President at Wash
ih@t"n. II the newspapers which do
c'fro him unsafe are tho rnouthpiocos
81 ono or more Of these classes. 7 find
n" cause for wonder in their utter
"ncHT: otherwise these seem surprising,
except as showing that they have moth
ing more sensible to say.
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A Hint to Travellers,

While in Suffolk, Va, Henry Croll,
Jr, proprietor Of the Beaverton, Mich,
Hardware Co, was taken very sick
with bowel trouble. A travelling sales
man from Saginaw, Mich, advised him
to get bottle Of ChamberIain's Collie.
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy, which
he did. ut soon cured me- and / take
pleasure in recommending it," he says.
No one should leave home on a Journey
without bottle of this remedy. 1t is
almost sure to be needed and is not OBJ
tainable while on steamship or cars.
For sale by John CoughlIn. Augusta, C.
II. Beane, Gardiner.
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Pointed PARAGRAPHS.

\ short man always likes to stand on
his dignity
When a man is unable to do ANYTHING
else he can worry
1t Is best to settle a quarrel without any
outside Interference
Health may he wealth for some. but il
Is poverty for the doctor.
Lucky is he who marries n widow whose
first husband was mean to her.
If woman knows she is pretty it ism
because any other woman ever told her
poster artists curves are enough to
excite the envy of baseball pitcher
When fellow boasts that he can't he
bought it's a sign that he hasn't been Of
fercd enough.
1t usually pays much better 10 put rich
cS IN trust than to put trust in riches.
Too many people waste their time sit
ting on the political fence waiting for the
band wagon to come along.
of course you have been unable to dodge
tho fool man who insists on talking about
himself when You want to talk about
yourself.-Chicago News.
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ogist, who has shown the toad to be
one of the farmers best friends, said
recently:
the past-as much misunderstood as a
certain friend of mine.
This chap was making a walking
tour and one night he put up at lit
tie hotel in Florida. Next morning, at
breakfast, the landlord said to him:
Ibid you enjoy the CONTEMPLATING in
the room next to yours. last night?'
".Enjoy it.? my friend shouted saw
agcly. T should think not. Why
spent half the night pounding on the
wall tn make II stop.
1T must have been misunder-
standing said the landlord, gently.
The cornet player told me that the per-
son in the next room applauded him so
heartily that he went over every piece
he knew three times.
Good evenin. Mr.. Buttin," said Gladys.
rising to greet the caller. Mr.. Honey
and were just discussing politics when
YOU arrived. We have been arguing about
the difference between majority and a
plurality"
We'll" said Mr.. Buttin. with patron
jzine glance at Mr. Honey. 1T Is easily
understood. A ma jority is IA prcponderance
of favor between two parties, while a
plurality is an excess over all"
All yes sighed Miss Gladys. 1T is
just like the old saying that 'twn is
company and three is a crowd, isn't it,
And the meaning look that passed be-
tween Gladys and Mr.. Honey convinced
Mr. Ruttin that he had been counted
out.-Judgc
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-08-13

After reading Parkers speech of aC-
ceptanCc. with its negation, its evasions
and its dali gencralitics What a re-
freshing contrast is this paragraph
from the acceptance speech of Presi-
dent Roosevelt: During the seven
years that have just passed there is no
duty. domestic or foreign which we
have shirked: no necessary task which
we have feared to undertake.. or which
we have not performed with reasonable
effic i"ncy. We have never pleaded
impotence. We have never sought ref
uge in criticism and complaint instead
of action. We face the future with our
past and our present as guarantorS of
our promises, and We are content to
stand or to fan by the record which W.
have made and are making
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-08-13
Bein' Sick.

When | am really sick abcd
II isn't ever any fun.
| feel all acky in MY head
An hate to take my medisun.
Til sheets get Stickyish an hot
But | am not allowed to kick
En- oft, er read. er talk a lot
When | am sick
l hate for all the folks about
TO come an pat me on tn face
An say, Poor child, youll soon he out, >
An tiptoc all around tn place
They go when | pretend to be
Asleep do it for a trick:
| don't like folks to pity me
Wien l am sick.
My mothers diff runt-I don't care
If she sits by me once or twice
An says. Poor boy" and smooths my
hair;
She amt just tryin' to be nice.
They bring warm sluushy things to me
For meals. an make me eat en- quick
L III mis- 'rube as can be
When / am sick.
Burgess Johnson, in Ilarpcrs.
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There are many dcntfric"s put up In
various forms. some good, some use
less. hut some Of them positively mIurl-
Gus. containing powerful acids. strong
alkalis or coarse gritty substances thai
destroy the enamel ana ruin the te"th.
For over forty years l)r. |. w. l;on
Tooth Powder has been prepared by
practical dentist familiariZed by iong
experience with the requirements Of M,
teeth. and while it thoroughly cleahses
and preserves them, preventing decay anu
the formation of tartar. yet II Is AZ
solutely pure and harmless II Is CONVEX,
lent for tourists, being packed III a.,
enamelled box. with patent telescope
measuring tube. and can tie carried on
Journey without the danger Of breaktse
and splitting incident to package oi saS'
or wood
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-08-13

President Schurman of Cornell, has
nominated William Lincoln Drew of
Illinois, as professor of law, and
Maurice Prevot of Paris, France. as
professor of designs. in the college OF
architecture. The executive committee
of the board of trustees acted favora bly,
upon both nominations. Prof. Drew has
been in the University of Illinois for the
past five years. Mr.. Prevot is a gradu
ate of the RCaux Arts in Paris and was
recently winner of the grand prize de
Rome.
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Some bombs were recently 1ouhu -
Trieste which are said to nav" been I prs
pared by Felix OTsini nearly my !e arr
ago and which have been lying In i dU"n'
at the Italian turneVereln c,ei ,,iot IN
Orsini was prime mover in the pot "
assassinate Louis Napoleon in 1SS- nv;
together with two associates-Gti3tmeGza ,, ,nb
Pieri-was beheaded in Paris me l1" ne
member. Carlos c. De Rudio, eScapeo col
guillotine was sent to cayenne, u;,eS
states He entered the army IN io", i
finally got into the Seventh cavalry az
was retired a captain some three yeas
ago lie now lives in Los Angeles, Cdi'
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For Representatives to tho Legislature
WILLIAM II. GANNE.TT. of Augusta.
FRED G. kINSMAN. of Augusta.

Miss Democracy insists that sh" is
'safc and sane" this year but Uncl"
Sam will allow that sh" has not been
out Of the asylum long en- ,ugh to be
intrustcd with the management Of his
household.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-08-13

This is the season of the year when
young people get out to look for shoot
ing stars, and no young man should
forget the old rule about the privilege
given him for each now meteor dis
in leap year for the young lady to
gently remind him.
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LIGHT AND AIRY.
He Had Felt 1t.

Singlctrn-Did Won eyer feel that You
We're an insignificant atom in tn" great
plan of the univcrsc-that you were really
Unnecessary. 50 to speak?
W"ddcrly-You bet hav"-and ] never
felt il more strongly than did las night
when | got home and found my wifi" dis
GUESSING til" fashions with a couple of her
women friends
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Nobody can blame judge Parker for
devoting his speech Of acceptance to Il
tribute to jefferson ana the founders
of the republic rather than to Il dis
Cussion Of recent Democratic platforms
and performances. Ancient history
was much safer than modern for him
under the circumstances
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Slioht Mistake.

He You look at IN" as if you thought
was fool
She beg your pardon. You can't be
such Il fool after all
IIc-What do you mean?
Sh"-Your remark shows that You pos
seSs the ability to read ones thoughts at
Il glance.
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Unlimited Capacity.

II have brought You poem, said the
long haired visitor ms he meand"red into
the editorial presence. 1T is rather
lengthy. but | suppose that Will make no
difference
None whatever" replied III" man he
hind tn" blue pencil. ''Our waste basket
has no bottom"
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Comparing No:cs.

What do you do with your money!"
asked the married man.
I'm saving il UP to get married. re-
piled the bachelor. What do you do with
yours?"
I'm saving it up to get a divorce
answered the married man.