The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-12-21
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CHRISTMAS merry Christmas is almost here again and
~ hubby is looking forward finding real sofa cushion
in his stocking Ism t that thoughtful Of herl!
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Doc Bixby has issued another breakfast menu. When
we were quite young the favorte breakfast merely
something to eat and family And nobody ever SUI
fered from indigestion either.
few more weeks Of this glorious winter and
1t will be spring. all busy in the garden and
few early birdets whooping her up in the gades
The late R. c. Bowman's little book Of verse that he
loved dearly has been reprinted by Chicago publisher
who spells the authors wrong both the and
title page. Such is fame
Can you recall who Judge Parker wasq And what he
The Japanese got under another Port Arthur fort and
they happened to have two tons Of dynamite with them
There nothing left Keekwan mountain but large
hole and several OF Npponese aching Tor the
Russians to up and try to get the place back
Enderlin N D., reached for aresian well this
fall and struck fullgrown lake in the solar pexus with
the result that the north Of town looked like the city of
Venice the boats There has been wae enough loose
in Enderln to irritate half the bad lands.
Lyndon A. Smith, formerly lieutenant governor Of the
state tells the Wmar Journal good story himself 1t
that with whom Mr. Smith had had legal
business Monevideo with his wife, and registered
at the Riverside Mr. Smith him and finding
him. the belboy took him to the parlor, where the mans
wife Instead Of finding to present him for
may the lieutenant governor stepped forward and sald
My Smith friend OF your husbands, and
would like to find him." The CURLY answered.
s'Thank you don't to know my husbands friends"
North Dakota papers are showing excitement
the bull pup owned by Dr. Chandler Of Valley City, The
1of he
has three for every block Apart
from fierce desire up other dogs the pup charm
ing companion and full of good-natured dogabilty.
Since Editor johnson established the Sandoun IN d.
Enterprise last spring he has week by week painted word
pictures of the social life Of the metropolis Of southeastern
county that have attracted attention all the
known world and have fallen under the eye Of royalty
In these annals Of high life at Sandoun there have been
pecay prominent the Of two eligible young bachelors
Of the communicable Tinjm and Toby Toxic. The fond
ness of the community for Toby Toxic has been reflected by
the Enterprise which has out of its way to draw the
attention Of it's young lady readers leap to its
close to T. Toxic desirable prize in the matrimonial
market. But it will never do again.
Toby has queered himself.
Toby worked faithfully all summer for farmer who
when Toby called for his me couldn't pay Toby Judged
the its merits and without any legal formaltes, at
tached the farmers buggy and harness. The there
upon asked the states attorney for warrant. Mr.. Kveo
took the trouble to Toby and told him that if he would
the property the matter could be Strengthened out
Toby said that the law ddn permit him to take that
buggy harness it ought to- and he'd be bowed if he
take it back.
The states attorney had to issue the warrant and the
dragged thru all kinds of law courts and proceedings
followed by whoops Of joy from Mike de la Bere in his
Sheldon Progress, from which extract the essentials
tale In fact Toby obstinate in his egela rights
that he finally drew en-dollar fine, ten days in the
Of gloom and the entire costs Of all the actions. All Of
which very unnecessary and which the Progress
to say,
"What girl would want the job Of wheedlng lik
that into buying her q hat9''
True; for part turn gratefully to the contenpa
ton Of the greater eligibility Of Ole Tnjim.
"A. j. R.