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ECz MA The Worlds Greatest Skin Humour. Affects Every Age and
 Condition. The Only Sure Cure is
 CutiCura.

If there were not another external skin disease known, eczema would be sufficient inilction on mankind. It per vades all classes, and descends impar- tially through generations. While some are constantly enveloped in it, others have it confined to small patches in the ears. on the scalp, on the breast, on the palms of the hands, on the limbs, etc.. but everywhere it's distinctive feature is ssmall watery blister. which discharges an acrid fluid, causing heat. infiamma- ton. and intense itching, scaling and crusting.
 The Cuticura treatment is at once agreeable, speedy, economical and com prehensive. Bathe the affected parts freely with hot water and Cuticura Soap, to cleanse the surface of crusts and scales, and soften the thickened cuticle. Dry, without hard rubbing. and apply Cuticura Ointment to allay itching, irritation and inflammation, and soothe and heal, and, lastly, take Cuticura Resolvent, or Pills, to cool and cleanse the blood. This treatment af- fords instant relief, permits rest and sleep in the severest forms of eczema and other itching, burning and scaly humours, and points to speedy, per manent and economical cure of tor turing, disfiguring humours, eczemas, rashes and inflammations, from infancy to age, when all other remedies and the best physicians fail.
 Sold throughout the world Cusicurs Reso1vent, soc Uniform of Chocolate Coated Pills a5c per vial of co., Ointment soc. Soap. s5c. Depots London 2I Charter house Sq Paris Rae de Ia Pax; Boston, I37 Columbus Ave. Potter Drug a Chem. Corp. Role froprletors.
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OLD TRUNKS CONTENTS.
Expected No Estate--Found Twenty

Expected No Estate--Found Twenty
 five Thousand Dollars.
 Henry S. Parker, of North Coventry, came to Willimantic last Wednesday morning, and called on, a local bonding agent for an administrators bond for two thousand dollars. MT. Parker wished to have the bond to take with him to Worcester, Mass, on the follow ing day, as he expected to be appointed administrator of the estate of Charles s. Harris, of Mendon, Mass a brother of Lydia P. Harris of Coventry, who died on April 6, last. Lydia P Harris applied to the probate court in Worces- ter to have MT. Parker appointed ad- minstrator She Is eighty years of age and the only heir-at-law of her brother, who had always lived as miser board ing with the family of Albion A. Gas kill in Mendon. MT. Parker went to Worcester with his bond of two thou sand dollars on Thursday, and appeared in the probate court before Judge w. T. Forbes. The judge ordered Gaskil1- to produce Harris personal effects in court, as it was believed the dead man had no estate of any value An anti quated and worn-out trunk was brought into court and opened in the presence of the judge, Gaskill and MT. and Mrs. Parker. As the cover was raised there was seen large bundle of bills, which, when counted, proved to be six hundred dollars. Under these bills were some worthless papers and some rags, etc, and after this stuff was removed the whole lower part of the trunk was found packed solid with gold, silver and bills. The bills were in de- nominations of lives, tens, twenties and fifties, and when it was counted there was found to be between fifteen and sixteen thousand dollars in cash in the trunk. In addition to this, there were found nine bank books on various banks, aggregating $S,279. Some of the money was wrapped carefully in cha mois bags, and some of the bills were in an old box in a lower corner of the trunk. Many of the bills were very old, indicating that they had been stored there for a long time. The whole estate figured up over twenty-five thousand dollars, and the judge therefore would not accept the bond of two thousand dollars, which MT. Parker brought with him, but required him to file immedi- ately a bond of twenty-five thousand dollars, which he did. MT. Parker was then appointed administrator. As there was no will found, the mans sister, Ly- dia P. Harris, eighty years of age, will come into possession of the entire es- tate All were greatly surprised to find such wealth, as they believed there would be practically no estate whatev- er.-Norwich Bulletin.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1904-05-20
TO ST. ST. LOUIS CONVENTION.

Connecticut Delegates Will Leave Jer-
 sey City July 3.
 Wallingford, May 1S.-The Connec- ticut delegates to the Democratic na- tional convention in St. Louis will leave Jersey City on Sunday afternoon, July 3, at o'clock, arriving in St. Louis the next evening. The committee of arrangements for the trip includes Louis Fisk, of Branford; J. Taylor Flynn, of Middletown; H. Dissell, of West Hartford, and James E. McCabe of Cheshire.
 Should the Rhode Island delegation decide to go with the Connecticut del egates a special train will be chartered, otherwise the Connecticut delegation will have two special cars.
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WAS ON THE MISSOURI.
New London Boy Aboard Battelship at
 Time of Explosion.

New London Boy Aboard Battelship at
 Time of Explosion.
 Herbert V. wetmore. who is carpen- ter's mate on the battleship Missouri. is at his home in New London for a weeks visit.
 He was on the Missouri at the time of the recent explosion off Pensacola. When the charge in the big gun ex- ploded Wetmore was at the other end of the ship. but a general call brought him to the turret, and the nature of his duties kept him close to the scene of the explosion. He was nearly asphyx- lated in entering the turret to help car ry out the dead and wounded. The scene was a terrible one, he says, and much more severe on the nerves of the people on the ship than actual warfare Cor while the men expect to risk their lives to defend the flag, it is discon- certing to see death and injury wrought by a ships own guns.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1904-05-20
HOME FROM HOLY LAND.
ARRIHAL OF MR. eIFFTN, PAS TOR OF EPWoRrH If. E CHURCH.

VIII Meet His New Congregation for
 the First Time Next Sunday-special.
 Rally of Sunday schooI-A Sketch of
 the New Pastors Career.
 Rev. W. G. Giffen. appointed to the pastorate of Epworth NJ. E. church. cor ner Orange and Edwards streets, arriv- ed in New York on the Grosser Kur- furst at 10 o'clock yesterday (ThursdaD morning. Mir. Giffen has been travelling through the Holy Land during few months past. His appointment to a pas torate for the current year was left in the hands os Bishop Foss, and at the session of the New York East confer ence at Brooklyn in March the assign nlent to Epworth was made. Since con- ference the pulpit at Epworth has. been supplied by students of Yale divinity school.
 Mir. Giffen- will arrive in New Haven Saturday forenoon, and will be enter tained over Sunday by Mir. and Mrs. Frederick Bostwick of 22O Lawrence street.
 Mir. Giffen will meet his people for the first time on Sunday morning at 10.S0 o'clock. when he will occupy the pulpt and preach his frs tsermon in the new charge.
 A special rally will be held in the Sun day school at 12 o'clock when it is ex- pected the school will be addressed by MT Giffen and by leading Sunday s.o1,oo1 od4roo+c,.s Fy.o,,, r4I,o,. ob,,,.oboc
 MT. Giffen will preach again at the evening service at 7:S0 o'clock.
 It is expected that large congregations will be present at all services on Sun day to greet the pastor. The public is cordially invited. All seats are free.
 Rev. w. c. Giffen is a young man of high talents. an eloquent preacher a successful pastor, and an indefatigable worker. He is son of one of the fore most preachers in American Method- ism. Mir. Giffen has preached at West chester N. Y, during some years past, where he has just finished a very suc- cessful passionate. The church has grown in numbers and in influence un- der his administration, and was loath to let him go. Rev. Mortimer c. Giffen, a prolner, lolioWeu ulIu III lnat paSlor- ate.
 Rev. W. c. Giffen has already been selected by the New Haven district Methodist Ministers association to ad- dress the association at it's coming meeting in June
 MT. Giffen's coming will be valuable acquisition not only to Epworth and to New Haven Methodisn, but to the re- ligious interests of the city in general.
 MT. Giffen will probably move to this city within a week or two.
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Mrs. Manson. Mr. and Mrs. Amos Barnes and Mir. and Mrs. o. II. Shep- ard. Mir. and Mrs. Alden M. Young, Misses Elizabeth and Lucy Young, and MT. and Mrs. Warner are at ..The An ehorage." Mir. and Mrs. Charles R. Bishop. of New Haven. have arrived for the season. Hon. and Mrs. Louis A. Fisk are all years round residents. Mrs. George B. Lamb, of Waterbury, is occupying her cottage for the season. Mir. and Mrs. Marsden, of Waterbury, are among the new arrivals. Mir. and Mrs. T. 4. Granniss, among the most prominent people in the cottage colony at Pine Orchard. have arrived from their Waterbury home. Mir. and Mrs.
 H. M Koehersperger. of New Haven, will be here in a week or two. Two stores have already opened, one man aged by William Kusterer, of New Ha- ven, the other by Postmaster Mclean.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1904-05-20
Starin's New Haven Iii

- Daily EXcepL SatuTday, Steamer John H. Starin (Capt: Md lister) leaves New Haven from Star Pier, foot of Brown street, at 10:19 m, Sundays, Tuesdays, and ThursdI Steamer Erastus Corning (Capt. Fl bard) Mondays, Wednesdays and days. Steamers leave Pier IS, NJ River, N. Y, at p. m. daily (exf Saturday.. Fare 75 cents. ExcurI tickets S1.25. Staterooms, $1.00. Ticf and staterooms for sale at J. B.
 son's, 856 Chapel street; Peck & IF ops, 703 Chapel street. Free sI train, and corner of Church and Chk streets every half hour, commencinE S:3O D. m. Through freigNt rates g5 and bills of lading issued tq pQ west, south and southwest. Order freight ia Starin Line. t c. H. FISHER, General Freight q
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NE W HAVEN STEAMBOAT Il New York, the south and Wes
Steamer Richard Peclx in oomnIssI


 FROM NEW HAvEN-Steamer lea 2:15 a. m. daily except Mondays, due N York 1:16 a. ni. Passengers are privllel to board steamer at any time after 10 9. m.
 FROM NEW YORK-steamer leaves I D. n daily except Sunday, due New Ha1 Steamer arrives st and departs from B, Dock, New Haven, and Pier 40, N. R., of Clarkson street. New York.
 For tickets and staterooms apply at office on Belle Dock, also at Bishop & 7O9-5 Chapel street, or at Purser's oflce1 steamer, W. E. Morgan, agent, Belle Dd New Haven. Special Notice-Commenc Monl May 23, 1904, the steamers of the N aF Pier 20, East River, foot of Fl Slip, instead of Pier 40, North Rif foot of Clarkson Street.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1904-05-20

The stading of those who passed the civil service board for clerical positions in city hall, on the examinations held April 2S, are as follows:
The daily morning journal and courier., 1904-05-20

Miss Alice Tucker, who has been spending several months in New York state visiting relatives and trends, has returned to her home on Elm street, West Haven.
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 ;Zo, e2:30. 4:S5. s5:10, x6:l5, s7:10 @S'lO, S:S0, "s;1O p. m
 For Washington via Harlem River I'Vo D. m'' "l2:OS a. m. daily.
 pIOOIsinoa For Boston 2, via .ia New London and a. m, *l2:O5. slI2,ss, s2:5o. -l:o5 s4.55 '6:33, sG:55- p m. Sundays :25, 2 :55 a. nl.. *l2.05, s2;5O. *4:55. .s6:55 D. m.
 For Boston via Springfeld-s1:i5 i5l ~l1:03 a. m, el:45, s5:52 p. m. Sundaya -l:15 g. m., "5:52 p. m.
 For sIeriden, New Britain, Hartford Springfield, etc.-*l :15a, "6:40, TSP, 9sa S10:0s (to Hartford), e11:03 a. m, 12:1O| *l-45, 2:55, *3:55 (to Hartford), 4:1O| x5:O5 5:30. s5:52, *6:16 (to Hartford)| s7:en. S:to, 10:05, 11:S1 (to Meriden) p| T. Sund&ys-s1:15 xS:50 a. rl.. 12:10| S5 52. x7:V0. 500 p. m. Fog New London, etc.-*2:25. s2:55 TAT, 9:35 (to Saybrook), ,11:06, S11:33 al sa., <12.CS, s2:33, s2:50, BOO, x4:05 4:5a 5:i5, 6:05 (to Saybrook), *ll6:33, s6:55 iltS0 ito Saybrook) D. m. Sundays7| s2:s5. s2:55 a. m., s12:05. *2:50, t4:5a s6;55 p. n. For Middletovn, WilIimantic, etc.-| 7:s5 R. nl. e*l2;4s. 1:05. 600 p. m. Sun] days-7:2o p. m. For Shelburne Falls, Turner's FaIlsI and H0ly2ke-7:50 G. m. and 400 p. n} For Westaeid-7:50 a. n., 4:00 5:5I p. m. For Pennington and New Hartford-I 7:50 a. m., 12:04. 400. 5:57 p. m.
 For Waterbury via Cheshire-S:4s m, 1;45. e:55 p. m. Cundays-9:00 an 2:55, 7;20 p. m.
 For Derby and Ansonia--7:0e, 9:s S;45 a.. nl:, 12:05 noon. 2:50, 4:40, 5:2@ l;40, 1l:S0 p. m Sundays-8:S0 a. m l2:05, 3:3o. 6:3s. S:20 p. m.
 For Waterbury-7:l0, 500, 9:45 a, m 12;05, 2:30, 5:20, TAO, 11:S0 D. m SurE days-S:90 a. nl., 12:05, Gas, 8.20 D. m.
 For Winsted-7:10, 9;45 a. m.,2:SN 5:29. TAO p. m. Sundays-S;30 a. m}5 6:S5, D. m. { For Danbury, Pittsfeld, and interm& diate points-6:00 a. m, via Bridgeport 9;33, 8. n1 3:67 p. m.
 For Litchfeld. and points on Lftch} field Branch-9:33 a. m, and 3:57 D. nj via Derby Junction.
 Express Trains. xLocal Express.
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The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1904-02-04
Best In tho World.

Estherville, Ia, Feb. 1st.-Mr
George ], Barber Of this place says:
"Dodd's Kidney Pills are the best
medicine in the world. There Is moth.
Ing as good. had been sick for over
Is years with Kidney Disease which
finally turned Into Bright's Disease.
was treated by Doctors In Chicago but
they didn't do me any good. The best
Doctor in Estherville treated me for
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heard of Dodd's Kidney Pills and
made up my mind to give them trial.
u am very thankful to be able to
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and think they are the best medicine
In the world"
The honest, earnest, stralghtfor.
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and women are the only material used
In advertising Dodd's Kidney Pills
One such testimony is worth more
than a thousand unsupported claims.
The people who have used Dodd's
Kidney Pills are those whose EVIL
dence Is worth consideration and
surely nothing can be more convinc.
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The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1904-02-04
Low Price for Steamer.

A contract for building a steamer
Of 5000 tons was recently made by q
great English shipbuilder at the rate
Of S2675 per ton. This Is probably
the lowest price that has ever been
quoted or accepted for a properly
equipped cargo steamer, and is but
very little more than half what would
have been asked for such q vessel two
years ago.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1904-02-04
HOLSTERS Are cannlbaIs.

HOLSTERS cannot be persuaded to
grow up together peaceab1y. If a
dozen newly Matched specimens are
put into an aquarium, within a few
days there will be only one--a large,
fat and promising youngster. He has
eaten all the rest.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1904-02-04
The Last Of the Punsters.

Sir Francis Burnand, one Of the best
punsters that have lived, Is also one
Of the last, Puns. as Bob Acres re-
marked of another form Of speech,
have had their day. There was a time
when this form Of humor, In the hands
Of Theodore Hook or H. J. Byron, con-
vulsed the public with laughter. The
habitual punster Of to-day would be
Stunned like leper by bis acQuain'
tances.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1904-02-04

To the housewife who has not yet
become acquainted with the new
things o. everyday use In the market
and who Is reasonably satisfied with
the old, we would suggest that a trial
Of Defiance Cold Water Starch be
made at orce, Not alone because 1t
Is guaranteed by the manufacturers
to be superior to any other brand.
but because each 1Oc package con.
tains 16 ozs, while all the other kinds
contain but II ozs. 1t Is safe to say
that the lady who once uses Defiance
Starch will Use no other. Quality
and quantity must win.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1904-02-04
A convlvlal Bargain.

The all-night and next-day habits
Of the late Phil May, the artist, have
furnished material for many story,
Joe Tapley, the singer, tells that he
came across May one night and heard
that the latter had not been to bed
for four nights and days. He remo1'
strated and May said: Never mind,
Joe, we'll make a bargain; don't YOU
lose any sleep on my account and !
promise that as soon o. ! feel tired
III 20 to bed"
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1904-02-04

I used two bottles and they restored me
easily and pleasantly to perfect health.
While my stomach was very delicate,
Peruna did not nauseate mo In the least,
but gave me good appetite, and wish to
express my gratitude to you for restored
health."-Miss Rosalie Won Struenning.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1904-02-04
Washington, D. O., GOO H street, n. ".

Washington, D. O., 600 H street, N. W.
Dear DR.. Hartman:-"I used to think
that the doctors knew all about our aches
and pains and were the proper ones to
consult when sick, but since have been
sick myself I certainly had good reason
to change my mind. During the winter !
caught a heavy cold, which developed
into catarrh of the bronchial tubes and
an intlamed condition of the respiratory
organs. The doctors were afraid that
pneumonia would set In and prescribed
pills, powders and packs until I slckened
of the whole thing, as did not improve.
Ono of the ladies In the Home had q
bottle Of Peruna and she advised me to
try that. Shortly after began using 1t I
felt that had found the right medicine,
Ask YOTR DpTlccIeT For
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1904-02-04

reached, it will take much longer to effect
q cure.
II seems strange that as well known and
well established as these facts are any
one should neglect to profit by them, md
yet no doubt there are many who pay little
or no attention to them and 90 on catching
cold, acquiring chronic catarTh, bronchitis
and consumption.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1904-02-04

Superior quality and extra quantity
must win. This 10 why Defiance
Starch Is taking the place Of all
others.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1904-02-04

Miss Rose Gordon, 2,10a Oakland Ave,
Oakland Heights, Madison, Wis, writes:-
"A few years ago caught a severe
cold, which resulted In chronic bronchitis
and catarrh. Our family physician pre-
scrlbed medicines which gave temporary
relief only. I began taking Peruna and
improved ut once. Two bottles cured me.
I recommend Peruna to all sufferers, and
nm most grateful to you for your valubls
medicine. Rose Gordon.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1904-02-04
Catarrh May Permeate the Whole
System.

Mrs. Mary E. Sampson, West Derry,
Rockingham County, N. H. writes
~ had terrible headaches, both ears run
and | was nervous all the time, also had
trouble each month; was deaf in one ear
for thirty years. l took six. bottles Of
Perna and one Of Manalin and am happy
to s,.5 mat it is the best medicine that |
ever used. lam not so nervous, my appo-
tito is good, everything | cat agrees with
me, and | an feeling better in every way.
I think Peruna is Godsend to women and
o blessing to suffering humanity."-Nlary
o. Sampson.
If you do not derive prompt and satisfac.
tory results from the use Of Peruna write
at once to DR.. Hartman, giving q full state
ment Of your case, and he will DO pleased
togive you his valuable advice gratis,
Address DR.. Hartman, President Of The
Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, Ohio.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1904-02-04
Some people have more reserved seats
in their affections than others.

Plso's Cure Is the best medicine we ever used
for all affections Of the throat and lungs-WM.
o. ENDsLEY, Vanburen, Ind, Feb. 10, 1900
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1904-02-04

When a man runs short in his &C.
counts lie is apt to run long in his
travels.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1904-02-04
PUTNAM FADELESS DYES color
Silk, Wool and Cotton at one boiling
The majority Of men who rob Peter
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1t doesn't necessarily take an athlete
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No, Maude, dear; the plural Of foot
ball is not feetball.