The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-11-05

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clock strikes - Manager-Which 1
one7-Chicago Chronicle.
Mr. Jones (readlng)-Another fierce
engagement in the Philippines Mrs.
Jones-What Is it, Mr.. Jones-school
teacher and army oficer.-Judge-
Employer--want to 20 homer Where
do you feel iii Boy-Here. sir. In the
Office. l guess I'll feel better when l
get the air on the baseball ground
Mrs. Holdute-Dr. Kurem Awl says
must spend six months in Europe.
What shall I do7 Mr.. Holdtite-Get
another d0cto---Chicago Chronicle
Tommy-Papa. what makes you so
bald? Papa-Oh. that's because my
mother used to pat me so much on the
head for being a good boy--Ally
sloper's Half Holiday.
"Oh. my friendsw exclaimed the ora
tor. 1T makes me sad when | think
Of the days that are gone. when look
around and miss the old familiar faces
used to shake hands with"
What was the verdict that the cor
oner's jury returnedY' "Wlful neglect
OF duty on the part OF the deceased
He went out unarmed knowing the 9TH
er fellow was In town-"-ChIcago Rec
ord Herald.
Il see you advertise for donkey"
said the man who looked as II he bad
something for sale "Oh. yes said the
busy man. stopping his work for a
minute to look up; but I want one
with four Iegs"-Tft-B Bits.
They thought he was dead. you
know. and all the papers printed obIt-
uary notices" And theny Why.
then be turned up, and since he's read
those notices he's too proud to speak
to any Chicago Post
First Traveler-Oh. yes-we visited
the art gallery when we were in Ores
den. Second Traveler-Then you saw
Raphaers masterpiece there Of course
First TraveIer-Yes. indeed The Six
teen BeIladonna." you mean?
Walter. you may finish this piece Of
pie. II you want it." said mother, 1t
isn't enough TO save" Mother" said
Walter. when be had finished IL "a
boy In the family comes in very handy
when there is little bit over, doesn't
, he7"
you hair isn't wet" said little Tom
my to Mr.. Flyer, who was calling. NO,
Of course notl What made you think
, my hair was wetT' he asked. very
I much surprised Il heard pa tell ms
0 that you couldn't keep your head above
: water"
g At q political meeting an excited
Irishman rose to express his satisfae
ton. "Sit down. called the man be
hind him, pulling his coat tails Don
you know you're opaqueT And thaf
: I'm notF' cried the other. I'm
O'BrienF'
Mrs. spenders-I wonder what vii
: be the popular styles in bonnets thi
season? Mr.. Spenders-My dear
women's bonnets will be divided int
two styles this season. as usual-th
I style you don't like. and the style
can't afford
| Hungry Hawkins-Do yer mesn q
say yer got d square meal out o da
sour woman7 Diplomatic Mike-Sure
| Hungry Hawkins-Well. yer a Won
der. How'd re. do lit Diplomat
Mike-When she opened the door
seq: rs yer mother at home. miss ,
| Philadelphia Press.
Tess-A friend OF mine was tellin
me to-day Of a splendid seashOre resor
on the Massachusetts, coast; think IL
called Medford Beach Jess-Oh. "
been there That was where l caugh
that big lobster last summer. don't 20
know? Tess-No. dear, hadn't heard
What Is his name?
j The 6-year-old daughter OF a certaf
- naval officer was unconsciously lud
\ crous the other day. The child wa
| sewing. when her older sisted asked
why don't you use a PATTERN tn
| little miss replied with a dignity grea
er than her knowledge: Il don't nee
a pattern. sew by ear"
| Charley White. who lives with hi
aunt and grandma. noticed that d
regular black pepper-shaker was nlle
with red pepper. This startled hin
and. turning TO his aunt. who sst ne,
at the table. be said: You better nS
eat any OF that red pepper. Aunt Ha
riet: gramma says that red pepper xii
ants"
Teacher On Chinese missionl-I VOL
der how many Of you know the meal
ing OF mercy" CAN hands up Yer
good. Now. you. Chang. may give l
an illustration OF its meaning. Chan
Mclean lady gave Chinee boy dishs
to wash. One plate fall on floor; biz
! blake in Thousand fifteen pieces Mel
= can lady ely loud. "Oh. mercy
My dear" said Mrs Newlywed. h'
face flushed with the excitement OF b
afternoon In the kitchen. 4 want 70
= to be perfectly frank with me nov
= What would you suggest to improN
these doughnuts l made today
Well" replied Mr.. Newlywed. liftin
one with a slight effort. Il think
might be better II you made the no
bigger."-Cincinnat Times-Star.
He-I never saw anything like III
tide. Here I've been pulling steadf
for ten minutes and we don't seem
have moved a fsct- She after paus
oh. Mr.. Stroker. I've just thougl
OF somethingl The anchor fell owe
board a short time ago. and I forg
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