The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-10-23
Utt6rIu Impossible to Keep a Secret from Anton
 Weber.
READS HUMAN THOUGHT
Does Such Singular Things That Call CTS Look Upon Him as Visitor From an Undiscovered World.
 Great Human Puzzle.

Prof. Anton Weber, the worlds mar vicious clairvoyant, has astonished Bir- mingham. This celebrated German gentleman has amazed the people. He does such things a. were never done before. He can read the human thought as teacher reads a book. There is nothing in the breast of man that can be kept from him. Think what you will and Professor Weber will instantly tell you what it is about He is a new kind of creature, indeed If he were on Birmingham force of detectives it is honey to sour milk that there wouldn't be much crime in this town unknown to the police depart ment.
 What does he do, anyway" the reader is now prepared to ask. What doesn't he do?" is about the best re- sponse that can be made.
 Without asking questions he tells the caller all about himself or herself, as the case may be. He will tell per son his parents names when he has never been told them by any person living.
 A man who will not permit the use of his name, lost some valuable pa pers. friend told him of Professor Weber. The great clairyoyant, or as trologer, was sent for to come to Bir- mingham. He arrived the other day, and the lost papers were soon located The owner has them now, and the professor is a good deal richer than he was.
 A husband and wife had become es tranged There was no real reason for 1t, as there seldom is, but still there was a separation. One of them laid the case before Professor Weber. The husband and wife have had glorious reunion. The clouds of discord have been dispelled. There is sunshine in that home today. Happy tranquility has taken the place of turbulence This is worth a good deal to that once discordant habitation The transform Rtion could not be rewarde>- in coin. Heartfelt gratitude alone can settle that account
 An engagement of marriage had been broken. There was a very un- happy young woman on the one hand, and a not too delighted young man on the other Each had a hand in that breach, and both ought to have been soundly spanked. But the infliction of punishment did not come. Prof>ssor Weber brought the separated ones to- gether, the sacred contract has been renewed and home is being prepared for bride and groom. Each has seen the error that caused them to drift apart. Their eyes are opened now, and who was it that caused them to see? This lately arrived wizard, who appears to be able to do all things
 And this assertion sets one to cogl- tating. If there were 1000 Professor Webers in the land, and the whole number could be brought together in one great company. why coulc they not bring their allied powers to bear upon the Czar of Russia and the Mi kado of Japan and thus quickly end that wicked war? The writer believes combination so grand and strong could accomplish this righteous and humane result
 Professor Weber claims the power to peer into the future, too. And there seems no doubt but that he can.
 Why should it not be just as easy to read coming events as to describe those that had passed into eternity, of which the gentleman had no knowl
 
 all. Many believe that he can do this, and scores are the callers at his hand some apartments at Hotel Morris, seeking information concerning what the future has in store for them. This they are told without the slightest hes itation, and all depart absolutely satis- fled, though mystified at what they have seen and heard.
 T. 0l0 4D class of clairvoyants, or astrologers, as he prefers to be known. He is proud of his profession and guards it's sacredness with jealous care. He is perfectly cognizant, too, that in his exalted calling there are imposters by the score, and this seems to annoy him most of all His one great desire and ambition is to elevate his profession so that there may be attracted to it the 'honorables" of the world, and in this he has most admirably succeeded with himself. His life Is one of puri- ty and his habits above reproach. He is man of culture and rare attain ments, and Mrs. Weber is lady qual- flied to grace the best of homes. So conscientious is the gentleman that he absolutely declines to accept any fee m advance TOT any service he may render, and not unless the caller is satisfied in every way. But he loses nothing by this system of transacting business, because all are satisfied. He is bright as dollar and pleasant as sunbeam. There Is not a sign of trickery about lis whole being. He ev- idently possesses the integrity of a leader, and the fidelity of prince to his chosen avocation. His office hours are from a. m. to D. m., every day of the week. Intending callers should Lear this in mind.
 Ladies need feel no hesitancy in visiting Professor Weber, as Madam Weber meets all callers in the recep- tion parlor. Hours, 9:30 a. m. to D. m. daily; and Sundays 10 a. m. to 4 D. m. Positively no visitors received after D. m. on Sunday. At Hotel Morris, near union depot, rooms IA and 16, one flight, ladies entrance, or take elevator.
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