The daily silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1903-1907, 1904-02-02

lhsy'se Al Good
Il seems that old Sir Walter Rai<igh
Was In love with a maiden nxined
Daleigh.
He quite lost hfs head
Over her. II Is said.
She was doubtless q real hcf tanaa-
leigh.
-Aasaasass ssn.'asa.
Little Tommy-paba. what is a BIZ
ped?
Papa-An animal with two legs. For
instance, a man il a biped. my boy.
Little ToSamy-weHs what's Uncle
james, Hes only one IeS.
First Chorus Gfri-Mam1e ii laid up
with rheumatism Of the heart.
Second Giri-Oh, my! Amt she wor-
ried2
yep. she's afraid it viii go to her
egs."
A roll OF bills stopped q bullet which
truck a Chicago man in the breast.
mus saving his life. Yet there ara
reckless people who win 60 right
ahead day after day without . roll
Of bills on their persons.
Fond Parent Ito young hopefui)-
Unless yea keep YOUR face aha hands
clean your teeth brushed. ana look
neat, the children Of nice people won't
ave anything TO do with you.
Young Hopeful bet II 1 had . goat
and wagon they would.-Judee.
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What's all this fuss about?" asked
the policeman, stepping between the
two young men. The one that had got
the worst Of 1t ana was wfpin6 the
blood from his nose pointed to- the
other fellow. HE q ten you her
name, II he wants to-" he said. II
uon't."-Chicaeo Tribune.
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Mrs. Banss-so that pretty widow
s really married 30 soon again, ehf
Old Bangs-You bet.
Mrs. BangsEBut her late husbands
will expressly stipulated that II she
took a second husband e legacy was
to revert to his most distant relatives.
Old Bangs1That's where she was
soxy. She hunted up the relative and
| married him.-Smart Set.
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You say that you are sure / could
lot make o happy" he pleaded. but
Why not give me a trial? / am will
ng to deposit enough in the bank I o
Day your expenses In South Dakota
FOR six months and also to provide for
your lawyers"
"oh. well" she replied, 1T you'h do
hat there's really no reason why, we
shouldn't go ahead ana see what will
happen."-chicago Record Herald.
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ee-whizz!" exclaimed the repSrt-
er, looking over his report Of the we'd
ling in the paper. IN bet that bride
groom viii be sore" 'whaft the
natter?" asked. the Snake Editor. He
owns an old family. h6mestead out In
the suburbs somewhere. ! believe. and
he told me to say the young couple
viii reside at the Old Manse.' The pa
per's got 1t old Mans"
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A successful merchant. whose bald
head is like an ivory billiard ball. was
lecturing his 1~4-year-old son, whose
tastes are becoming a little bit exfrav-
lgant. according to his fathers stand
ard. MY boy" he said, when I start
ed out in life ! did not have = penny
70 my name. ! am q self-made man"
The incorrigible youth whispered to
his mother. who was sitting nearby:
Say. ma. there must have been .
corner in the hair market when pa
was making 'hfrnself."
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When a lad Daniel Webster was one
day Called up BY the teacher Tor pun
ishment. His hands happened to bs
very dirty. Knowing this. he wet the
palm of his right hand wiplpg'i on
on the side OF his p~snfal0ona. give
me your hand" said the teacher very
sternly. Out went h right hand par
ticularly .cleansed. The teacher look
d at It a moment and said. Daniel.
II you will md another hand In this
room a. soiled as that I will let you
on this time" Instantly came from
behind his back his left hand. Here
it is" was the ready reply. That
will do" said the teacher. for this
time you can take your seat, SIR"