The San Francisco call., 1904-08-07
~I~HAVE~ KNOW

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suggesting poted pigs feet in the English he could
get to it. Potto he repeae d. boil poto Yes? And pei
hell felt like telling him go there. suppose he
pale ale 1t took about FIVE minutes to get that beefste
out OF his head By the time had done it did what
initiative. thing that poule did try
the the taste OF It he explained it was plum puddln fancy he
where abroad He your bill into English for you calls
ten cenmes penny calculates twelve francs the pound and
aposoa handi" Of sous upon 20" as change Tor
The cheating waiter is com mon to all countries though
British waiter, detected sury-does
take it nicely The foreign waiter amable about i-bears
malice He grieved may be- your language but
that because he thinking youe possible effect OF upor
your future To try and stop you he offers you another four
The story told Fren Gilman who knowing the e
gal fare adopted the plan OF ing out pennies to London cab
at time until the looked satisfied Myself doubt
the story From what know of the London cabman
him leaning STILL hand the
expression safety upon that cabans face But the story
would appear have crossed the channel and have commend
waiter He doles centimes the traveller, time
Nlth air OF who is giving away the savings OF lifetime
IT. after five minutes still appear dscontened he goes
quite suddenly You think he has gone open another
he does not reapPear you inquire about him among the other
walters gloom falls upon them. You have spoken
waiter here might say quite recently.
what has become of him. ah there you them IT, in the
tentoan Voiced % isi . o bt a. wa tb % W, mn train S m b
point of leaving You yourself with the reflection that
might have been more 1t always might have been
times it is
waiter at the Care du Nord in Brussels on one occasion
pressed upon me veranc piece small Turkish coin the value
ncy had two francs and from quarter pound six
OF centlmes change for twenanc note after deducng the
scrbng charity We looked at one another suppose
have conveyed him the impression of being discon-
tented He drew purse from his pocket The action suggested
that for the purpose of satisfying my nordnae demands he
would be compelled to draw his private but 1t
did not move Abstracng reluctantly piece he
added to the heap upon the table Isuggested his taking
as this rate seemed likely we should be doing business to-
gether Tor some time think he gathered was not TOOL Hh-
eo he had been judging suppose, purely from
But he in the least offended "Ah he cried with
CHEEKY laugh Monsieur comprehend He swept the whole
back into his bag and the right change slipped
every coin He went away chuck
ling and told another waiter all about They both Of them
% m b % - sun rs 5Tt e. = oH 5 ;t wei @ mu nav I; Deel @ Sy f
e m the heir o % the so ussd o cost 0e e s
younger find the best take him in hand the be-
him H. to he conscentousy recommend the
Saint Julien and But the fault not yours Your
astocra bearing has deceived him. You be blamed
for possessing aristocratc bearing.
faherl sometimes comfort You feel that he
knows best Your instinct address him Uncle"
you remember yourself in time When you dining lady and
wish appear important he is apt to be in the way 1t
trop The ascec waiter is distinct damper He intel
him. There is when you think of it, something very
gross very animal these prolonged goges of food and drink
place in a
The greatest insult you offer mistake him
for your waiter You think he your waiterther the bald
head the black side wske the Roman But your waiter
had blue eyes, forgotten
the eyes You bar his progress him pepper
naughty contempt regards painful
bear 1t if you had insulted lady He appear say
ing the thing: 81 think you have made mistake you
possibly confusing with somebody honor
of acquaintance do wish be that
the habit of insulting ladies, but occasionally
innocent mistake and have with response The
waiter to precisely the feeling of hum
ation Il will send waiter you, he His
plies that there walters and walters may
class OF they Others though poor have their see
sPec 1t is clear to you now why your waiter is keeping away
from you the ashamed of being your waiter He watch
ing probably for opportunity approach you when nobody
looking The other waiter finds him you hiding
hind Table fortytwo you the other
tells him. The of adds T you like encourage this
class of that your business but don't
to do with al