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Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1904-04-09
CANARY BIRDS
VALUABLE
In London They Sell for High
Prices

The recent sale in London of a
pair of canaries for G76 has directed
public attention to the boom" now
raging in these diminutive pets. Since
King Edward took up the hobby Of
canary breeding prices have been
steadily rising, and in many instances
birds have changed hands for four
times their weight in gold.
The most expensive variety are
those with crests, or topknots, of
feathers. Perfect crested canarles
are very difficult to breed, and they
are subject to blindness, the crest be.
ing cultivated to such an extent that
it grows over the eyes and hides even
the beak. Prices for good "crests"
range from e5 to $40.
Norwich plainhead canaries are far
more popular, but do not realize such
high prices. At Huddersfield show
recently young bird, in its first sea-
son, was sold by auction for Els los.
Mackley Bros, of Norwich, whose
last consignment of canaries to New
York numbered 5,000 have sold sew.
eral plainheads at prices ranging
from Els toe25 apiece.
Plainhead Norwich are bred almost
exclusively for color properties, the
most highly colored specimens invari-
ably heading the list. For the pur.
pose of enhancing the natural color
large quantities of cayenne and other
peppers are imported from Spain and
given to the birds in a preparation of
egg food. For flrst-class Yorkshire
canaries there is a strong demand
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1904-04-09

work a miracle IL she has the pa
tience to undertake the cure, and
does not object to increasing her
weight.
All other food must be given up,
and all medicines and stimulants.
This simple method has cured hun.
dreds of people, and yet a score Of
other expensive and impossible treat.
ments are more popular. Human be-
ings love to do the expensive and
difficult things, and abhor the simple
things.
Therefore the world is still cum
berej with invalids, who might be
we'll If they would.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1904-04-09
How,s Thls2

We offer One Hundred Dollars Re
ward for any case OF Catarrh that
cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh
Cure. F. J. CHENEY G. CO.,
Toledo, Ohio.
We, the undersigned, have known
f. J. Cheney for the last Is years,
and believe him perfectly honorable
in all business transactions and finan-
cially able to carry out any obliga-
tions made by their firm.
WEST & TRAUX. Wholesale Drug
gists, Toledo, Ohio.
WALDING, KINNAN &c MARVIN,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo Ohio.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken inter-
nally, acting directly upon the blood
and mucous surfaces of the system.
sent free. Price 75c per
bottle. Sold by all druggists.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1904-04-09

The 2 year old son of F. w. Metcalf,
superintendent of then. S. G d. fruit
farm at Arcadia, has been stung to
death by bees.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1904-04-09

Surveyors are locating northwest
railway from Huntington down the
Snake river to Lewiston. Indications
are that the Northern Pacific is be-
hind the project
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1904-04-09

but prices are not so remarkable, the
highest reported being ego for a
sprightly young fellow exhibited at
the recent Manchester show.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1904-04-09

The first national bank of Pendleton
have compromised with litigants who
have sued for money deposited with
c. B. Wade, former cashier of the
bank, which money he is alleged to
have absorbed.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1904-04-09

Mrs. Grace Lane Day of Menominee
was fatally burned Monday afternoon.
She let a lamp fall, and the flames
ignited her clothing.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-05-04
Victorious Labor Agltator Slips
Quietly in and Takes a Seat
In the Convention
SHE IS CHEERED TO The ECHO.
qeliyers a Ringing Speech, In Which
She Praises Down. Trodden Miners
And Abuses officers.

"Mother" Jones got here. She talked
along characteristic lines last night at
40 state convention OF labor unions IN
: obor hall. Her coming was unherald-
"A and she had been In the hall for
more than q half-hour before 1t became
,rovn that the notorious character
u,os IN attendance. Then she was
,,oared TO che echo, and surrounded,
and forced to the platform, from which
sbo delivered speech teeming with
,roise for the down-trodden miners
and abuse for the officers of the law
both in Colorado and Carbon county.
ABIDE from this interesting feature,
,be convention was n lively affair
Tbere was a big fight on as soon as 1t
started by the injection of politics.
Tho Jones woman had urged that the
univ way labor could get It's rights was
Nv going 10 the polls and banding to-
gether for the principles Of Socialism,
She wanted the whole labor vote TO
,oin the Socialists. j, r, Langford Of
the Miners union and Delegate Kemper
u the Brewery workers took the cue
from Mother" and made addresses
s. near like hers as possible The po-
,,cal side of It was strongly opposed
by NJ. G.. Hamilton, organizer for the
American Federation OF Labor, Two
sides we're rapidly formed, and the test
M strength came few minutes later,
whom Langford was nominated for
temporary chairman Of the convention,
asa Socialist. g. O. Granville Of Og-
den and Thomas Watkins OF Salt Lake
we're placed in nomination as simple
trades unionlsts. Langford won With
out trouble. He received 40 votes, while
The other candidates together received
only SO.
John II. Hanhauser, n cigar maker.
was elected temporary secretary.
There were So delegates in the meet
ing. representing 60 locals Thirteen
came from ogden and the miners who
are holding their state convention
sweled the representation.
Adjournment was taken at midnight.
This afternoon the convention IL lis
tenng to reports of committees np-
poInted yesterday, as follows; Perma-
nent organization and resolutlons--C.
L. spiegel, II. S. Mccain, j. 7. Lavary,
T Gautt, G.. o. Granville, Z. Il. Hart,
c, T. Burke.
constitutional. IT. Britain, f. Jones,
J. j. Jones' j. ]. Sullivan, W G. Rom
ney. II. Henderson, and w. II. Grifiis,
Press--J. II. Britain, John Edwards,
Louis Brodle.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-05-04

+. Y. Lingle, G25; j. J, Corum, $50, VII
liam Cottrell Sal; Il. Shores $50, Della
SNOW SO, Emma Horne, SIC; c, r,
smith. 666 Mrs. NJ. Il. Nixton, $685. Ed
Howard. $3.50; O. T.. Peterson 55S; MIS-.
Mdgley, 5l5i Mrs. Sarah Houghton,
62l; Mrs. Sarah Houghton, b23 Mrs.
Sarah Houghton 529; Mrs. Sarah
Houghton, 537; Mrs. Sarah Houghton,
$50; y. a. Sorenson, 5i5; c, j. Webb,
4iG, Miss Edc webb, 452; c. s. De
Mott. 472; NJ, Hampstead, 4S5; f. j.
Payne 1877; d. w, scrcbrier. 42S; IIous-
ton Real Estate Investment company,
32S, McGurrln & co., 343; Mary Nixton,
$50, j. Olson 1852, J. Olson, 2jS; ], Oh
son, go. A. Ruteen, "a; NJ. A. Shelmer-
dine. 236; II, i, Wicks, 242; II. H. Fos-
ter 2iS; II. T., Eaton, 223; Miss Lawless,
2il. Anna Wells, 2i3
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-05-04
REHEARING ASKED FOR.
Relator Files Petition in Case Against
County Assessor

A petition for rehearing has been filed
in the supreme court by the relator
in the case Of the State Of Utah ex rel
Salt Lake City VS. Benjamin r, FL
dredge, county assessor of Salt Lake
county and Salt Lake county. The
court recently handed down an opinion
In the case IN which 1t held that amend
ed section 25l3 Of the Revised Statutes
Is unconstitutional and also that the
state board Of equalization had no au..
thorlty to make the assessment OF
property lying wholly within the coun-
ty. .,,.,.,
The grounds upon which the petition
is based are as follows;
First-That the court erred IN It's con-
struction of section IL, article 10 OF the
constitution; second-that the. court
erred in holding that section 2blS OF me
Revised Statutes was iyalid upon the
grounds that It contravenes the. spirit
of local self government; third-that
the court erred In limiting the state
board OF equalization to the assessment
Of property other than that situated or
operated in more than one county
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-05-04
CALL FOR THE DEMoCRATIC DIS
IRICr PRtMARIE'.

At meeting Of the Joint city and
County Democratic Committee, held IN
Salt Lake cry Utah, April n, i9Qi, II
was ordered that the primaries OF me
Democratic voters CT said county be held
IN the various election districts of salt
Lake City and Salt Lake County on the
evening VI Wednesday. May IL. 1904, for
te following purposes to-Wit.
First. The election Of ia delegates TO
the state convention of the Democratic
party which will be hold In Salt Lake
CITY, Utah. June o. 1904 which said con
ypntlou lS called for the purpose OF elect
ms six delegates ana SIX alternate dele
gates, 10 The National convention Of the
Democratic party which Is 60 be held IN
the city Of st. Louis, Missouri on July o.
1904
second: Tho election Of 1873 delegates 70
the Third judicial District convention OF
the Democratic party Of the Third, Ju-
diCiol district. which said convention VIII
meet In the city of Salt Lake, Yah, on
Monday May 18TH, 1894 for the purpose
of nominating four candidates for Judges
Of the district court Of said district, and
one candidate for district attorney Of said
district
Upon the suggestion Of tho state COM
mittce the apportionment for the nrst
named convention 90 the several districts
n Salt Lake city and Salt Lake Coun-
~ IS the same as In 1850, viz: one dele
gate for each seventy votes cast for rep
resentatyc I'm congress In 1895 and ma
lority fraction thereof and by order OF
thn judicial committee of the Third Ju-
dicial District the representation for
each district I'm the said Judicial District
convention Is one DELEGATE for each 100
votes cast for Hon. William G. Han, dis
tr.ct judge I'm 1900
Tho representation Of the several cleo
tlUn districts of the city ana county OF
Salt Lake IS ne follows
FIRST pREclNCT-CtTY
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-05-04
FOR WEAK, LANGulD PEOPLE

Weak, sickly people often remark 'if |
could only get something that would
noursh me and give me strength they
do not know why but the food they
eat is Of no benefit TO them. they gain
no flesh and feel no stronger The fact
IL the stomach Is too weak TO perform
it's work, and the little appetite they
once had Is soon gone The blood be-
comes more thin and watery, bringing
on faint sick spells with loss of memory
and ambition There is a remedy for
all this that acts in the right way. II Is
called DR. Gums Blood and Nerve
Tonic, and Is sold by all druggists for
75c per box, or boxes for 81. 1t turns
the food you eat into rich, red blood,
making flesh and strength, creating an
appetite because the system demands
sustenance.
For sale by Y. c, NJ. l. Drug Dept,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-05-04

sen was elected to serve another two
years in the office and his valuable SER
vices in the past We're recognized by an
addition in salary of $500 per year. This
will make Mr.. Chrstensen's compen-
sation $4,000.
The other business Of the session was
purely routine. Pay-rolls and requis-
tons amounting to S2S 954.29 were al
lowed and an additional $3.50 was APP
propriated for the purpose of securing
the Salt Lake Theater for commence
ment exercises. The board approved
the report OF Treasurer whitney which
showed a balance on hand of $S7, 96S.5l.
ID. Parry was voted a state normal
scholarship, and leave Of absence for
one year was granted the following
teachers Elizabeth Balm, Cora Nc
knight, Edna Harker and Beatrice
Wilkinson.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-05-04
CALL FOR CITY JUDICIAL DEMO-
CRATIC CONVENTION.

Salt Lake City, Utah, April go 1904,
Al a meeting Of the city and Count
Democratic Committee, held on apr
%, 1904, it was ordered that q CONVEX
tIon be held I'm the city OF salt LAX
on Monday. May lG, 1904, for the pu
pose of nominating two candidates &c
Judge OF the city Court Of the CIT
of Salt Lake, The delegates 10 tn
said convention VIII comprise the dele
gates to the Third Judicial Distrlt
convention, which meets in Salt Lab
city on said May 16, from District
No. 20 o., both inclusive, and sal
city judicial convention will meet In
mediately after the completion Of I'll
business OF the Third Judicial CONVEX
ton, proceed 20 organize and nomir
ate said candidates for judges OF tn
city court OF the city of Salt Lake.
by order OF the Joint city and Cout
Is Democratic Committee.
NJ. u. MULNEY Chairman.
~ NJ TaohSon secretary
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-05-04
Total city ana county l.i
Total county - ,.

In the state convention districts 60. Ga
G, 20, u and Sc are entitled to one vote
Tho chairmen Of the districts mentionee
will take action at once looking TOWARD
the selection OF such delegate the com
mittee suggests that delegates with pow.
or TO select this delegate meet previous
10 the holding Of the state convention ant
make a choice
In the judicial convention districts 60
"a and Gl are entitled to one delegate
Districts 10, % and a are entitled to on'
delegate Districts SO ana 81 are entitled
10 ono delegate Districts So and SO are en-
tiled 20 one delegate. The chairmen o.
these districts are requested TO ma ke tht
necessary arrangements for the selection
Of these delegates.
All district chairmcn and secretaries arr
hereby notified to provide places Tor prb
marcs and Immediately upon securinl
same 10 notify the secretary Of the Join
City and County Committee, Box 1923
Salt Lake city. that duo publicity may b,
given the same.
In order that there may be perfect fair
ness shown 10 I'LL supporters VI the Demo
cratic party. the committee directs thai
tho urinlurles OpCu at o'clock p, M ana
that us COON thereafter as organization u
effected the polls be declared open an'
kept upon until O'Clock p. m,
Ii Is recommended that the primaries b.
called 10 order by the district chairman
for the county and that he preside during
tho session That In his absence the pn
mary elect n chairman pro TEN and
secretary II the secretary Is absent, /
IL further recommended that three judges
be selected to receive the ballots, coun
the same after the polls are closed ans
declare tho result 60 the primary. ina
nj tho conclusion Of the primary tn
chairman and secretary forward 10 tn
secretary OF the Joint city and Count,
committee the names of the deogate
elected 10 both conventions. that the,
may be- property certified 20 those bodies
The delegates 20 the Third Judicial dis
trlct convention elected from district
No 10 81 both inclusive. viii meet i'm
medatoly after the adjournment Of sal
convention To hold a city judicial conven
ton for the nomination of two Judges o
tho City Court Of salt Lake city.
Tho qualifications for voting M the sat
primaries are that the votcr shall be Q
! Democrat or one intending to support ia
candidates % the Democratic ticket at tn
next general election
Bv order OF the Joint City and Coun
~ Democratic Committee,
NJ. r.. MULNEY, Chairman.
| G NJ. JACKSON Secretary,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-05-04
MRS. HAUERBACH DEAD.
Wife Of Well Known Musician Expires
After an Operation.

Mrs. ella j. Hauerbach, wife OF j.,
A. Hauerbach the well known mu-
sicIan, died at the Holy Cross hospital
early this morning as the result OF an
operation. The deceased is survived
by husband and three small children,
Inc eldest of whom Is but six years old
and the youngest 10 months. sic was
rs years old, and a native Of rooela
county.
The funeral will he held Friday ar
ternoon May 6, from the Lincoln,
Tooele county. Westinghouse, The re-
mains may be viewed at the funeral
chapel Of Joseph H. Taylor. Thursday
afternoon, May s, at o'clock,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-05-04
ROBBED THE TRIBUNE.
For This and Like 0ffenses Henry
Teuscher Goes to Reform School

Henry Teuscher was committed 10
the state industrial school yesterday
afternoon by Judge Morse. The boy Is
"A years old and on two previous ooca-
sions has been charged with incorrigi-
bility, but each time was allowed his
freedom upon the assurance Of his ia
Their that he could control him, The last
offense charged against Teuscher and
for which he was committed yesterday,
was burglarlzing the Tribune office.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-05-04
CHRISTENSEN HoN0RED.
Retained as Superintendent of City
Schools With Increased Salary,

In executive session last evening, the
hoard of education decided to make
no change in the present superintendent
c,, NJ civ schools. David II. Christen-
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-05-04
A Pleasant Way Out

A Immediate dn O quofoa Have or
ret KNOWN nknonh ha sheen
Poum mnu@ olngb wnnod fouret I'm
dP mbuw the ntce dap onw
ate ortwoy will fin
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-05-04

A little life may be sacrificed TO n
sudden attack Of Group II you don't
have DR.. Thomas Electric oil on hand
for the emergency.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-05-04
KOLITZ POPULAR
EXCURSION

To Ogden Via ID. q X. o. May eth'
Fare 81 90 for the round trip. Special
train leaves Salt Lake $3.50 q. m, Re-
turning leaves ogden 900 p. m, nice
outing for everybody, Refreshments
served free on the train.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-05-04
TWENTY YEARS AGO TO-DAY,
(Do YOU REMEMBERN

YOU REMEMBERN
The completed for dedication.
family Brigham CITY in honor
O Shows SEVENTEEN birthday.
YEARS AGO TODAY.
strike scotda Pa In fight six
sheep slaughtered Utah. supposedly
Utah sheep from that state
YEARS AGO TODAY.
OF Tomas after heavy fighting in
Whit wounded
Young Academ a place the Theater
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-05-04
Wouldn't You Kick?
How We Do Hate Facts
of a cup OF coffee in the morning.

ndke mixing ufe
rHa after eve coffee h
be ell Wemmtacp
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1904-04-05
The FARM TELEPHONE
Its InHrence on Rural Life In
Many Sections.
FARMERS ARE MADE INDEPENDENT

country Districts No Longer IsoIat-
ea-ssoek EXCAVATIONS Get There
Fast, sind There Il Hope Of a reie-
phone Letter system and Evening
Concerts b. Wire.
Ihe telephone las ceased to Be d
page,y ar1al convenience. says the
New YoFk Times Ii has become AIN
lgapariafl factor il tlae rural ire 81
neiiy seetidas = talk Is wire Mn
tfarfrMeFo r New Engianu i aneveis
day occurrence Calling up plaHta
ioa owner Il the blue gfass reg.on
III EeAlutsy LAS ceased io Sc i nN
8 a PERHAPS before very long fle
fahAess % Tie Car south viii Ne Sill
Ilg neil0.r u New Y0eG
III Connecticut alone nc
companies hage establft
farm stations ana the nid eU
Is increasing ST cost il sesi
ilM lafMer cHa pIaee liias.4 e ea
saft aIla nut8csiae toueh wi,li c
town aat city, receiving marget Qioia
tions aud adFice every dag and seA
ifg or ordering goods without m0yil.
outside of his own home
che Farm telephone Is the ouigrowth
&c ci8We system, mhicli hard rs III
ee0!oa IN ile discovery th:lt The ofdl,
NARY Nile fence could bc utilized fol
telephone wires y INSULATING the
tsp wire of the feuee messages could
te scout ffoul 0ae raft W the farm 90
another t'rntie ransnitiers ana ~
eeiyers were connected, aud in o short
Time farrs cropeflted ID eXtcnlns
tlelr IHv wires ID tine west Wleee
many naes 81 mrhea wire fences were
used contiguous Farms were connect
81 by Telephone III comparatively litle
exl@ss rs running wires over The
Aiehvgs stringing them from trees
Il prv eaeaive system could BE ob
tained hundreds Of thousands 81
farms were connected by telephone
ttfolll tlle cooperation Of tie owners.
and the fence suddenly became an ina
proving factor that Che manufacturers
never anticipated
The telephone companies have now
entered into partnership with the farm-
ers. and the rural service Of many Of
the companies is more extensive and
valuable than me town service, Bet
ter wires are used superior insuu-
ment ennosed ANA better general
sefvlcs II m5nA ned ali around tine
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1904-04-05
Vital Energies of
Life Are Centred
in the Kidneys.
Broken, or Sad or Sick-Find In the Mighty Powers
of Dr.. Pettingilps Kidney-Wort Tablets
NEW YOUTH--FRESH STRENGTH
Vital Energy Singing Through Their Veins to Give
NEW JOY to Life

cine JOHN J. IfOAG i62 Loomis ST. Bur
IiHgtou, Vt, Jan. ., 1904.
Brooklyn, N. u, Jan. 3. il04.-sFOr o long
time ! suffered from general debility and back
Of energy, complicated by liver complaint and
dyspepsia. ] never got any relief until started
taking Dr. Pettingills Kidney Vert Tablets.
Alter the first bottle noticed an Improvement.
Ny energy quickly returned. / kept 1T it
uHtil all my symptoms had entirely disappeared.
This was over year now and / have not
suffered since. Ny appetite Is good, l sleep
wei, and altogether, ] enjoy living "--Eranes
A Gentry, 1892 Bedford Ave.
DR. Pettingills Kidney Wort Tablets have a
power TO rebuild faded vitality and restore lost
stamina far beyond the temporary stimulation
given By false and harmful preparations. And
this almost miraculous power 70 restore YOUTH
ful eaergies. spirit and interest in existence is
eyefted solely through the kidneys, which or
gains govern an the vitality Of the body.
II you DON'T KNOW what Is the matter. II yOu
do not understand Your trouhle--write for
FREE ADVICE to Consultation Depart
ment, College ST., Burlington, Vt Describe
y0ur symptoms Fully.
YOU RISK NOTHING. 60 to Your Druggist
TODAY. Get One Bottle OF DIT. Pettingiiis
kidney-Woft Tablets. Take Nothing Else
II the first bottle does not help you our Con-
sultation Department will advise you FREE.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1904-04-05
"Cannoi Do Well
Without Them"

Bengal, Ind. Ter.
"Please send me two
more boxes OF smiths
Buchu Llthia pills. for
which you win find en-
closed fifty cents. as /
cannot 40 wen without
tlem. They have done
me more good than all
the medicine I have
taken III the last year.
! have got you a new
customer and can get
You lots Of others ia
this country. Please
forward the Smiths
Buchu Lithia Pflis
soon ash win be out, as
/ have divided them
with some o f M v
friends thatwere sick 70
W. Z. STOCKTON.
D. HIaallans... n...a r.all......
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1904-04-05
souP AS A REFoRMER.
VIRTUE. 81 Jasl Dist Explained Is
Houn9 CuIprifs.

tEfWFN OF G tlHsA tSANAs ia s3as&tme0 So
Foung Cuiprits,
lu sentencing four youths who plead
"a guilty to larceny III the criminal
court ut Kausas CITY tic other day
Judge WoGorJ delivered himself Of
homily upon lail SCUM. says the Kaa
sas iig Journal
There " 80 greater refarmer III
the world than JAN soup, said he, od
dressing the four culprits 1T has
virtues that nothing else contains
Boys. / don't know what It Is made
81, but I think it win 40 you good Il
you try ii for six months or d year
have sent great manT young Fellows
and cid ones too, % jan, and during
all tbe time they are there every one
Of them s good The soup does Il II
+ most wonderful corrective, better
liau any reforming plan or institution
| kaaw IS I guess tie court will have
to iy aa you be y0n think that
siy MONT % iall saup wou'a he 5as
cnoueh
Ali of them seemed % think that PTS
months would be about right bef
could not screw ont smile at TIE
soup i0ke