The Marshall republican., 1904-08-05
MISSOURI NOTES

In spits Of his name. J. X. Gallup
was run down by a team OF hvrses
near Lancaster Saturday morning.
Those who complain that they have
never received any attention" says the
Weston Ledger. should stay In the
house with the flies on a rainy asy.'
James Holmes. who lives near Re-
form. brought a large potato to Fulton
last week that was freak. 1t nad
ninc well developed tubers. each near.
iy as large as hens egg. in the places
Of eyes.
The motto OF the Richmond Demo
crat is, Fiat justicla ruat caelum."
Which" says the Jackson Examiner.
rs supposed TO mean that the sub.
scription price is 81 year. pay la al.
vance or go into tho justice court
ABE slocum." says the Usage News.
Jumped off his old horse at the post.
office yesterday rigtt onto the post.
masters tomcat and spraincd his an.
kle." The News doesn't say how long
the cat will be on crutches.
A Jasper county woman who used
to play ragtime ON the piahv. was
struck by an engine last week ana
three OF her fingers were cut off. The
thanks Of her neighbors are divided
between Providence and the railroad
company.
Tho sumner Star did not print q
criticism Of the dog and pony show
which gave an exhibition there the
other day. "As they failed to recog.
nize the press" says the star. we arc
unable to say how the show was
The first thing the centoryiew Bach.
clor's clug did, after being organized.
was to give a party for the young
women friends Of the members. The
Warrensburg Journal.Democrat fears
that | fany more such functions are
given they will depopulate the club.
A movement Is on foot to organize
Lafayette county base ball league.
II Il proposed TO hay eabout six clubs
In H.
A man down In Ozark county has q
scheme TO number all the John siniths
In the United States. That Is his
name.
why Is n hen like country edi.
tori" asks an exchange. The answer
probably Is. because both have to
scratch for living.
The Bee announces that the Camden
Point Christian church has been EN-.
bellishcd by the ladies' and now pre-.
sen,s n greatly improved appearance. 3
The Winston Sentinel started IN on
It's fourth volume last week. 7. II.
Black. who Is the editor. is also post.
master and manager Of the local tele.
phone system. An exchange says he
performs all OF his duties In an able
manner.
Dudley Reid Of the Gallatln Demo.
crat. who was recently married. jollies
his wife along this week WIN: n
woman isn't really captivating until
she dons n calico dress and fills a
household with delicious music with n
broom ana dishpan,
The editor OF the Knox County Dem.
ocrat Is mad. The other day he re-
eeiyed a card from an Ohio postmaster
saying that one OF his subscribers had
refused To take his paper out OF tho
postoffice. This person." says the
editor. has been reading the paper
five years and has never paid a cent
ON subscription. II seems he has been
4 long time finlng out that he didn't
want II. WIN some one please tell us
where the honesty comes int"
Tho Chlllicothe Athletics and the
Moberly Signals are going to play ball
again Sunday. II the umpire comes
through II with his life he should re-
ceive an Andrew Carnegie nero
medal.
The Hon. Nelson Church. In tho
Bethany Democrat. advises people not
10 pay any attention to the hot
weather rules" printed In the news.
papers. The newspaper men. he says.
don't know any more about hot wealth.
er than anybody else.
Under an order issued by President
Francis every man who enters the
Worlds fair grounds must wear
coat.
Gallatin Democrat:
Push Is the yeast In the dough OF
character.
A sincere wish puts new feather
in the wing Of faith.
Do your duty first and you'll never
have wasted any time.
When man Is too firm to be kind
he is generally too grasping to be
honest.
Life IL slot machine wherein
everyone may get n large chunk OF
happiness for a smile.
A little sprinkle OF prettiness has
drowned out the spirit OF usefulness In
many a promising girl.