New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-05-21

parted and a consciousness too. that. in its acts
and conduct. and even in it's sentiments. It may
be actively operating the happiness OF those
who come after IT,"
END OF THE SEASON.
The Merry Mummer will fit
with naughty mien and Irving strids
He'll ornament the Strand;
Aud dazzled nursemads will exclaim;
"Oh. cracky, amt he ErandH
And oh the xondrous fairy tales
When home the Mummer wingsl-
Hohnohbtngs with the titled ones,
Cross country hunts. houseboating on
The Thames, and other things,
Dope says the scornful editor
Yet enc eagerly taTGyS the 81 Mu Tng noS doth
He could love himself. loved he
Not advertising more. -(Puck.
Europe and America are slowly revising their
estimate OF Asatics. formed few years ago. and
when the revision Is completed will. from present
indications. be equivalent to almost complete
revolution in their thought and attitude respect
ing Orientals AS Russia supplied the inducement
this change, she also is likely TO be the first TO
feel the fun effects Of It IN regrouping OF world
powers and interests
Registering Ills Mathematician r Parker?
Nit! can't swallow candidate with such initials
Necessary Interlocqtor.Why can't you swallow
candidate with such initials as his: 49,,
-(Chcago Tribune
Winston Churchilrs recent breakdown in a speech
in Parliament recalls TO the English press a similar
lapse OF memory the part OF member named
Shell. in the House Of Commons. She'll was com
mencing carefully prepared sentence with the
word Necessity when his memory deserted him.
He repeated Necessity three times and then Sir
Robert Peel mlschievously added: rs not always
the mother of invention" correspondent OF
The London Daily Mall" gives some instances OF
lapses OF memory that came under his own obser-
1roti was aXiu yVfth dfS
tinguished divine in Yorkshire. the author of
eral volumes of poems and other literary works.
and he. too lost himself I'm the Lords Prayer.
Moreover. he could not himself when he
recommended. was once attending demonstra-
ton of anatomy and the professor-a gentleman
usually noted for his lucidity-completey broke
down, and the class had to he dismissed"
BEN SICK
When am really sick abed
II isn't ever any fun
But l am not allowed TO kick
EN- off. read. er talk n lot
When am sick
hate for all the folks about
An say. Poor, child, you'll soon be out"
An tptoe all around tn place.
TA Hse go Th do It pretend P6s t4id * be
l don't like folks to pity me
When am sick
My mothers dir' runt-I don't care
An says. Poor boy an smooths my hair;
She amt just tryin' TO be nice.
They bring warm squashy things 10 me
For meals an make me eat en- quick.
I'm mis'ruble as can be
When am sick
-(Burges Johnson. in Harper's Magazine.
Evangelistic campaigns have just been conducted
in Chicago. Pittsburg Columbus and some other
Western cities by the Presbyterian evangelistic
committee and their results their conductors
that "the mounting over that particularly reckless
and inconsiderable dictum heard of late In various
quarters that 'revivalism is played OUT" ought
to cease. Old-fashioned evangelism is still found
effective, "even In the most modern and busting
and worldly of cities, and is yet force to be
reckoned with. In summing up the work of the
year the secretary of the committee says that the
Church is in the best spiritual condition for years
force but growing one and the outlook for its
continued usefulness never brighter.
You used to rave my liquid voice" she
saws accusingly ''I know did, he mutters in
defence but I did not imagine then that your
words would come in such torrents."-(st, Paul
Dispatch
A fact that may have considerable significance
I'm connection with the divorce problem has Just
been brought to light in the English official record
OF judicial statistics for 1902 namely. that out of
$50 suits I'm that year for dissolution OF the mar
rage tie Ais or nearly half. where there
had been no children by the marriage. That chill
dren form strong tie to bind parents together is
a fact of common knowledge but that childless
marriages In themselves tend to the divorce court
seems a fair inference from these statistics
RUSHED.
A dozen operations
Per day was not such fun
The doctor didn't stop to eat
He could only cut and run