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The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1904-05-12
s,nrr Or a ,e,nnu.. 1i,e.

Here's a widow mite" story. A
widow in West Brumwich. England,
obtained u farthing in breach OF
promise action she brought against q
faithless sweetheart She uut II In the
window Of her tobacco shop with q
printed warning to trusting women to
beware OF "AIizpah" rings, and invlt.
ing men 10 come and buy breach Of
promise cigars" aud widows mite
cigarettes" The result was such big
business that the police had TO stand
by to keep the pavement clear. Will,
nineteen men. mostly widowers, caras
and offered themselves in marriage,
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1904-05-12
Taking No Chances.

A canny Scot got on a tramcar, in
tending to make the full journey. cost
ing 3 pence, but only took a penny
ticket and renewed it twice at the end
Of each stage. On the last stage the
conductor demonstrated with him. say.
he ought to have taken out threepen-
ny ticket at the beginning OF his jour
ney and saved unnecessary trouble.
Ma. nar' said the Scot. "Had / dune
sac and yer cable had broken doup I
MIGHT hae lost ma thruppence; but. as
1t is. Gamma lose MAR than ae pennyr
London Standard.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1904-05-12
A Cure For piles,

q mad bad case OF piles" says C. F
Carter. of Atlanta. Ga, and consulted
a physician who advised me to try a
hoy of neWitt's Witch Hazel salve.
purchased box and was entirely cured.
II is splendid for piles, giving relief
instantly and heartily recommend IT
10 all sufferers" DeWitt's Witch Hazel
salve is uneqnalled for its healing
qualities. Eczema and other skin dis.
eases, also sores, cuts, burns and wound.
Of every kind are quickly cured by it.
Sold by Stone & Mercer
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1904-05-12
sol That SACK WIN. TELL FLOUR YETI
A FINE FARM FOR SALE.

! will sell You fine farm, of finest
limestone land, fifty-one acres, all i'm
proved. In fine blue-gress sod. with suf-
ficient meadow land. The best selected
farm in the section. Lays within six
miles Of clarksburg and near the street
railway. A chance that you don't have
often to get a fine farm. Terms to
'uit the purchaser. Call on or write t.
N. J. FRANCIS,
26sPr-tf wilsOnburg, W. Va
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1904-05-12
ntrd snrrerr.

An English writer on birds says: ~
redshank. which was with some other
waders' in an nviary containing n
pond. wounded itself on the top of tho
bead. Unfortunately TIE bird died
bit on INSPECTION Il WIS found that il
lad plasteted tie wound over with
mud. This example OF a birds Instinct
for self preservation is very striking
and | believe tsa' fcr 4 bird to doric,
its head is mast unusual although
snipc and wc,acs'ck have been known
TO heal hrosea lcss by coa!lns the frac
tured parts with eii%, which became
Imrd .........-......
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1904-05-12
If You Have Dyspepsia, Read This.

The old way Of taking pepsin, biz.
muth, etc, to cure dyspepsia is all
wrong They may be put up in tab
let's or in liquid, the result is just the
same. The object Is to create artificial
digestion. but this does not make a
cure. Stop taking the pepsin, etc, and
you have your dyspepsia or Indigestion
back again and sick headache, it does
not cure, stop taking the drugs and the
pain and distress return. The only com.
mon sense method is 10 drive out of
the system the cause of dyspepsia and
sick headache, by cleansing the stomach
and bowels, at the same time using a
medicine that win act on the liver. This
forces through the glands of the stom-
ach the digestive fluid that nature in.
tended. In1ths way you cure dyspep-
STA. The medicine. that cures dyspepsia
by this method is called DR.. Gums I'm.
proved Liver Pills. Druggists sell these
pills at 25e per box. 1t only takes one
pill for dose. Sold by Stone & Mer-
Ger.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1904-05-12
Stone & Mercer

Do not hesitate to recommend Kodol
Dyspepsia Cure to their friends and
customers. Indigestion causes more i'll
health than anything else. 1t deranges
the stomach, and brings on all manner
of disease. Kodol Dyspepsia Cure d.
gests whot you eat, cures Indigestion,
dyspepsia and all stomach disorders.
Kodol is not only a perfect digestant
but a tissue building tonic as we'll Re-
newed health, perfect strength and in
creased vitality follow ita use.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1904-05-12
Hnrd 10 Mnre In nn..,a

An American wished to move from
the Hotel Europe. the principal hotel
in st Petersburg, to smaller hotel
around the corner. He came down
with his bag packed ready to go. "Sor-
ry," said the manager. but you can
not leave this hotel or register at an.
other hotel until we get your passport
from the police. and that will take a
day and night You must go through
exactly the same procedure as IL you
were leaving the country."-world's
Work.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1904-05-12
SWEET MELODY FLOUR
Blockaaes and Blizuards.

In new Pullman ordinary" sleepcrs,
wide vestibuled and with every modern
coryeniene, in cnarge Of competent
agent from Cincinnati and Chicago via
Louisville, New Orleans. Houston, San
Antonio, FL Paso and Los Angeles to San
Francisco. Rates or berth half of cost
in regular sleepers. For FREE descrip,
tive matter and full partiulars address.
E. A. RICHTER, Tray. Passenger Agent,
Illinois Central Railroad.
SIG PARK BUILDING, PITrsBURG, PA
Ian. 2o.w.tf.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1904-05-12
The Halter. Comment

How gracefully young skivet,
raises his hat"
~ wish he could raise the price %
the hat half as ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS:
Plain Dealer
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1904-05-12
Pinche. Al Round.

she-My new gown is just lovely
It's a perfect 1t. Satisfied on that
point, Ell? She-Yes. | know it's Q
good fit because II pfnches me 50
He-well. It doesn't pinch you l,alf as
much as 1t does my pocketbook.-Pbil
adelphia Press
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1904-05-12
Sweet Melody Flour
REPRESENTATIONS

aa,tPs KiHecr@ and Fiaddsr Rinsi
For sale by Stone & Mercer, c. D
sturm & Co., and R. J. Criss.
Miss Pearl Modispaugh has opened
restaurant and ice cream parior on
Monticello avenue, at No. 3l6. She in
vites the patronage of all. aprls-tf.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1904-05-12
SWEET MELODY FLOUR

Public dancing at the EiEoridgs dane
aali every Tuesday and Friday night.
admission TO gentlemen Sc cents. and /
aides IS cents Music by the PeerIes
piano player. octl6t'
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1904-05-12

For Sale-Four cottages and two cor
ner lots in Gle1 Elk addition to Clarks
burg. Price, 5000 for all, or will sell
separately. Must be sold in 60 days
Easy payments. See Lynn ]. Carska-
don or c. A. Horror. may9-2m
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1904-05-12
Fen Into Luck.

Artist--What beautiful place this
Is! suppose yon came here for tlp
vieat Old I.ady-No. wasn't consult
ed. was born here
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1904-05-12

For Rent-seven room house with
bath and all modern Improvements; on
Monticello avenue. Inquire of Jasper
S. Kyle, room 81 jacobs building. mott
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1904-05-12

For Rent-Seven room mouse, furnish
ed or unfinished TO responsible party,
new and up to date, bath, hot and cold
water, large basement. win rent rea
sonablc. Call at 7os West Clark street
Glen Elk. may9-tf
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1904-05-12
is A LUXURY

With the proper surroundings. We
ran reft your whole bath room for
moderate sum or supply You with fix
lures and trimmings that are marvels
Of beauty and usefulness.
Nickle Towel Bars, Sponge Holders,
Soap Dishes, Etc.
All plumbing work promptly at
tended to.
EUREKA PLUMBING CO,
Home Phone os.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1904-05-12

For Rent-Gcod store room and base
NEXT for store purposes, on West Pike
street, formerly the West End Meat
Market. Inquire Of Attorney F. G.
yigH. ian.2st.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1904-05-12
WANT DEPARTMENT

Want, Found, For Rent, Lost Notices,
etc, etc, VIII be published IN this col
umn at the rate of two cents per line
per insertion, INVARIABLY CASH IN
ADVANCE. Count six words to the line.
Nothing accepted for less than as cents.
Z For Rent--Large room, $3.50 month;
small room, $3.50. Apply at s45 West
Main street, mar2l-tf.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1904-05-12

For Sale-ons.half interest in meat
market at Adamston, consisting of hall
interest in horses, wagons, shop and
slaughter house fixtures. Terms cash
Apply TO George r. Criss, Adamston
W. Va. maylO-d4t-wlt
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1904-05-12

For Rent-A gooa Office room, central
ly located on MAR street. Inquire 1926
Main street. 27febo4
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1904-05-12

For Rent-A four room house with
bath, on Maude street; five room
house with bath on Maude street, and
a three room hou,ein Watson row. Call
at Bridge and Jessie street. mayl0.3t
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1904-05-12

wanted-Girl for general housework,
no washing or ironing, small family,
good wages. Inquire 52a W. Main
street. aprille.tf.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1904-05-12

For Rent-Furnished room with use
OF bath, plenty of air and good light
1913 Il. Clark street, Glen Elk. mlO-lm
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1904-05-12
Sweet Melody Flour
Df ili.is Early RIsers
The famous little pills.
FOR SALE.

One house, six rooms, bath room, re
teptiOn ball, two porches, bin, basement:
cellar.
One FIVE room house.
Good water in both houses.
Inquire os7 W. Pike street. a2s-tf
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1904-05-12

Wanted-An experienced double-entr.
bookkecper and night clerk. Apply to
w. F. Rau, Metropolitan hotel. mott
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1904-05-12

Wantee-A second hand spool cab
met. Inquire at this office. al6-tf.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1904-05-12

For Rent-'r.ree-room cottage in Glen
Elk; $1,000 pc. month. Suitable for
railroad mcn. Lynn j. oarskadon.
feb.9.O4d.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1904-05-12

For Re=t-Two apartments in Gun.
ningham fats. Call lls Third street.
mmar30-tf.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1904-05-12

For Rent-Up to date apartments in
Jones' fiat. Apply to Philip WiIlet, at.
torney, rooms and 10. Leggett building.
marl0-dtf.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1904-05-12

For Rent-A good six room house
with modern conveniences-on Chapel
street. Inquire of DR.. E. n. Flowers,
may3-tf.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1904-05-12

PERFECTION IN TAILORING
Is reached when material, fit, style
and workmanship are satisfactory. All
must be right or the result is failure.
We never fail to please in single par
ticalar. Come in and see
THE NEW sU1TrNcs
They are very handsome this season.
We are making them up in snits to
order for so5 and up.
]. E. FLYNN,
The Tailor. $50 pike 81
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1904-05-12


For Rent-A large basement room on
North Fourth street, in Glen Elk add.
ton. Address j. B. Martin, Bridge.
port, W. Va. may7-6t'
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1904-05-12

FOI SaIt-NtW stNtH TOOW DITCH
house, gas, electric wiring, laundry,
cellar and all modern conveniences. Lot
4oxs9. Three minutes walk from court
house. Two blocks from car line. In
quire at the Telegram office. 6may-tf.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1904-05-12

For Rent-Three unfinished rooms
suitable for light housekeeping In.
quire at room IL, Fordyce building. s.tf
The Lancaster ledger. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1852-1905, 1904-03-26

we are having the front half of our Furni-
ture @ room handsomely fitted up for our MILL
\ ERY DEPARTMENT, and it will be ready for
the opening on the 3lst instant.
The Lancaster ledger. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1852-1905, 1904-03-26
Convention

Al meeting OF tic Democratic
Executive committee held IN Co.
l"mh'a last Tuesday night the fol.
lowing call was ISSUED;
"a convention OF the Demo-
cratic party OF the State Of
South Carolina is hereby called
to meet ia the city of Columbia
at II o'clock noon on May IS,
1901, for the purrose Of clcctiur
The Lancaster ledger. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1852-1905, 1904-03-26
Court Settles SulIy Trouble.
Daring PiUnger Loses all in Bank
ruptcy Proceedings.

New York, March 22.-David
Miller AMI Henry Taft were today
appointed receivers for Sully &
Co., the suspended cotton brok
or>, succecdingJ. II. Hoadley, as
signcc, to whom exception was
taken by some of the creditors
firms.
The receivers were appointed
by Judge Holt on the petition Of
three principal creditors of the
firm. They were required to
give bonds in the sum of $3.50, ,
600.
Sully was declared a bankrupt
today 10y Judge Holt of the United
States District Court. He showed
some emotion for the first time on
leaving his office after he had
turned over his last cent to Re
ceivcrs Miller and Taft.
"Boys, could not give you
five cents" he said tc the news
Ipapcr men. The clothes | am
wearing do not belong to me.
They are the property of the re j.,
ceivcrs. .
Sully declared that the action
of eN -PresidentJ. Temple Gwath :
mey of the cotton exchange, and
two other creditors, IN forcing
hun into bankruptcy, prevented
him from making another offer to
his creditors.
The eX-cotton king surrendered
his handsome residence and all his
worldly possessions not exempted
by law.
The Lancaster ledger. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1852-1905, 1904-03-26
Knocking The Trusts In Texas.

Austin, Texas, March 1G.-
Suits for alleged violation of the
Texas anti trust law were filed to-
day under the direction of State
Attorney General Bell, against
the Fidelity and Guaranty Com
pany, of Baltimore the Fidelity
and Trnst Company, of Maryland,
and the American Bonding Com
plny, of Baltimore. 1t is charo-
ed that the companies have enter
e into trust to fix the price of
surety and guarantee bonds A
penalty of 1921, 600 is asked from
each Of the defendants. It's al
legged also that the defendants are
trying to restrict trade, and for
this a penalty of SIT, 900 is asked
from each.
The Lancaster ledger. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1852-1905, 1904-03-26

The Massachusetts report of la
Dor statistics for 1903 in dealing
with the status of the negro popu-
lation IN that state brings ont the
curious fact that Massachusetts
enacted the first statute establish
ing slavery in America, in 1G41.
This was twenty years before
slavery was legally established in
Virginia, though slaves had been
brought TO that state IN 1919.
There are now in Massachusetts
31,974 negroes, so per cent of
whom live in the ci,ics. -Pnila-
deIphla Record.
The Lancaster ledger. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1852-1905, 1904-03-26
Greenvi!le Merchant Fails.

GreenyIIlo, 5. c., March %
bentz, orc of tie leading dry
goods merchants of this city, fled
a petition in voluntary bankrupt
cy to-day, With liabilities of $50
600, assets $40 600. Creditors
will meet April 6.
The Lancaster ledger. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1852-1905, 1904-03-26
Filipino "Presidentn Killed

Manila, March %. Capt. De-
Witt, with detachment Of con-
stabulary and Lisut. pitney, with
a detachment Of scouts have lust
encountered Macario Sakay, the
so called president of the Filipino
republic. Sakoy with - of his
followers were killed and the re.
mainoer Of the band was captured.
There were no casualties On the
present Americans.
The Lancaster ledger. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1852-1905, 1904-03-26

The Ladies will find it to their interest not
to select their SPRING HEA DGEAR until they
see and price our superblin of Hats and Bonnets.
The Lancaster ledger. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1852-1905, 1904-03-26

JULIA SIMPSON. spent several weeks North
TINS season. studying and famiarizing herself
with the latest styles. You will find, therefore.
everything strictly up'to-date in our millinery
establishment.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1904-03-16

The eamPHHN numbers over 200
people. Eight baggage cars are re
CURED To transport the scenery and
mechanical effect. and the chariot race
apparatus. and two additional cars for
the raee horse aud the trained camels.
In respect tomagnitude of production
und company. "Beu Hur" is the
largest dramatic organization that hss
ever toured the country, : Daring its
sta, at the tavlor Opora House.
sreeHd arrangements viii he made for
the accommodation of people living in
ptaeos 5urhufhau Il Trenton aud or
defs Tor seals MAY he sout toy mail ne
rompanied ~ remittance. Special
rallraad recommendation viii also he
provided.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1904-03-16

Experience is such II costly teacher
that ii keeps nau hnstlng to pav
the tuition fees.
\ WALKING delegate is man who
h1tes those who are rich enough to
sHe atbe7s employment
The hardness OF his way is neNor
feaa1ed by the HausSressor until he
gets tenl hnrd tail ION IT.,
\ tmn4 TINT IL sown IN corruption
runs The risk of being cut down hy nm
investigating committee.
It i said TINT m up to dato west
sido mud Who formerly walked in her
alecp nov rides choinlcss wheel.
NheAa tyresetting machine breaks
down mud the PRINTER goes back to the
old way, II misht he calcdrcverina 10
tyre
Hhefeereet duo to old age is always
deal out with "a hdlc to- the wealth,
grandfather
The night nun in the risht plnce
tteU0dds 10 the number at the sher.
ill., baar1crs.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1904-03-16

"CLMh.- Sam MIS- passaE coyly
speaking 81 her lmno rs quito In
dfvidual he IS different fran other
men
"Of course he's willing to he On
galed To You" replied Miss sharpe
ESchanee
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1904-03-16

IS head, - 81 tmn romu& dneef
from Inc best meedlue iarm- in Town
and Michigan. among MhIeh Nil b.
gentlcmeu's drivers. both psces and
tretters matched pairs, tHm chunks.
general purpose Horses aud biz dfatt-
e1s. Ny buyer makes speeial men
ton of a Buy Pacing Horse. IL muda
high Is Years old, fearless of Wtemo.
hiles 4team el trolley, and ean show IL
{. - eHit. those horses Will he sold
to the highest bidder every lIefsr
guaranteed as represented fteet
months credit on the Wcatein Horses.
SiN months credit On home llulsea
BaukabIc paper II stormy aaaet
cover.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1904-03-16

Some people spend the most Of then
tiuo in nursing animositA
II you would keep Yont feet when
on the ice, keep yoar head
Yoo can't distinguish saiut- ffom
sinnefs by thcir shiny hats.
Men glance at Tho fast If sbe who
passed is young aud pretty.
Conflicting testimony is but another
name for the expert article
here is no ailroeuf more dItficalt to
cure than wiilful ignorance.
The man who poses as lion III s6-
ciety is usually bear at home.
80 man who ignores small things
ever accompanies ans very great ones,
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1904-03-16

The ba8l armor Is to keep out Of gun
ot.-Eacon.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1904-03-16

Balance due Municipal Fund, 2IHi -
Balauce due Board OF tie4tth tuHd, -< bJ
Balance due Public iSchuui isund 1.s41 a
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1904-03-16
t.asn on hand-NafeA iNi
REtApHU nllON.

els..4i
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1904-03-16

W.. GALLAGHER.
tu0 iroasurcr
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1904-03-16

ia Lea.eudat-, A. Nscu n> Ia snpersti-
tious Lore the ucouth md Mis-
shopeU creature I'iaSa W small
tart-Ghe BelicI la Toad stoncs.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1904-03-03

There is in the Chamber Of Frencl
Deputies, says a writer in The Cen
fury, an old deputy Of Brittany, uni
versally regarded as harmless crank
whose speeches always arouse storms
Of laughter. They consist merely IL
passionate outbursts Of abuse agains
the Republic, and in cries CT "Vlye Il
Dol-the President dismissing then
generally with a shrug Of the shout
ders, while the Chamber receive then
with ironical applause. In spite Of thu
foolish and useless role he plays, thu
Count Bandry d'Asson has been fol
nearly thirty years regularly reelected
philadelphia Record.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1904-03-03

BY an unlucky blow with a hammer
Mr.. Benson had disabled one Of his
thumbs That's too bad" said a
friend to whom he showed the dam
aged member several days afterward.
mo, it isn't" replied Mr.. Benson,
almost resentfully. ut is one OF the
best things that ever happened to me.
1t has taught me to appreciate that
thumb. never knew its value before.
l found out by actual count the first
day that there were 257 things had
been using that thumb for every DAY
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1904-03-03

each other hcky delay before concluding the
sale of the French province the western side the The
deed
Jefferson delighted the his
puzzled discover their purchase egaze
their action He had hundred doymd
place of deposit He have handed him territory equal in
prnpes authorized
needed himself involved transaction that required
$15OO0OOO consructon believing did
the purchase territory would unconstitutional
he found himself bound honor bargain that would
double the Of the United States
At this time the Federast party had become merely party of obsuc
uons Their only distinct policy apparently everything
Republicans
did
Jeferson
digous 1t asserted that the purchase
condeacy which should valley
lands lying Immediately east thereof Having bought empire they asked
who is to
above all the Of this
millions worthless widmess
"Iow We Bought the Great West" in SGibnerf
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1904-03-03
~ | |
Pensions For Married Women
BY Wilbur r. Copeland

@0@@ married ,S render the for which
3D. s8S9 heritage Of humanity and the common earnings Of
5@@@ There legitimate woman
This is that she wants her
inspiration for a useful life.
ought o highest paid anybody
Probably
anything like reasonable
decency ndusay
that
anything
for her chldren's
dishonest Of
permitting generously
Every married who ability
intelligence ought to be the payroll
highest Of
the community
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1904-03-03
THE MAIN THING.

Mr.. Nervey-"Aiiss Roxley, I adore
you. VIII you not be my wife,
Miss RoXley (haughtily)-"The idea
OF you proposing to girl in my sta
ton! You should know better
Mr.. Nervey-"I do know, better, bul
no richer" philadelphia Press.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1904-03-03
THE INCUBATOR ORPHAN.

First Rooster-"What did you say
when she threatened to go home &c
her mother?"
Second Rooster-"I just gave her tn
laugh. You know she was raised IL
an incubator philadelphia Record.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1904-03-03
LIGHT DIET.

Mrs. Frisbie-"My husband has
adopted the no.breakfast fad"
Mrs. Gazzam-"And does he eat 40
solutely nothing at all?'
Mrs. Frisbie-"Nothing whatever
He won't even take a bowl Of shred
ded hot ir,"-Detroit Free Press.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1904-03-03
OPPORTUNITY.

"I have no skin to lead, he cried
But see, the breach within the WALL"
He Rrasped q bugle at his side
And blew battle.call.
They followed where the buqlc rang;
They smote the crumbiing wall &
ground
Foremost within the breach he sprang,
The man the hour had found
blanche Trennor Heath, in Lppincott's.