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The Lamar register., 1904-07-13

Those South American republics
feel that they are falling behind the
fashion urless they get new consti-
tuition every year.
The Lamar register., 1904-07-13

The pallbearers at the funeral of
Laurence Hutton were six men who
had been his dependents in life-a
coachman. two hack drivers, a gard
ener and two farm hands. AT the fun
erals of most authors this would not
be possible.
The Lamar register., 1904-07-13

Perhaps the cut-rate immigrants
who are turned back have no reason
to complain. Twice across the Attain
tic for less than $40 is cheaper than
staying at home, and the trip is rest
ful.
The Lamar register., 1904-07-13

With 100000 more men than wom-
en- in Canada, the neoes~'ty for reci-
procity with the United oates needs
no further argument
The Lamar register., 1904-07-13

1t might be well also to teach every
body that nobody need drown who
keeps his arms under water and his
legs working as though he were going
upstairs.
The Lamar register., 1904-07-13

Again has come the season of the
year that reminds us of the old maid
who hired hoy to pick her cherries
for her and stipulated that he should
whistle briskly all the time that he
was up the tree.
The Lamar register., 1904-07-13

usually heavy this year. And the fool
that rocks the boat will be found
among those who vote early and as
often as the hat is passed
The Lamar register., 1904-07-13

Three hundred more people have
been hurt in toy pistol accidents. Sac
rifces on the altar of foolishness never
cease for lack of victims.
The Lamar register., 1904-07-13

II the long-expected event now immi-
nent in the imperial family at st,
Petersburg gives the czar son, he
will have good reason to believe his
luck has changed.
The Lamar register., 1904-07-13

1t is not true that the college motto
is: Cast your honorary degrees upon
the waters, and Iegacies shall return
to you after many days.
The Lamar register., 1904-07-13

The name of Betsy Ross, who made
the model of the United States flag,
is n good deal better known than the
names of thousands who have died
for 1t.
The Lamar register., 1904-07-13

A New York physician has a plan
to make electricity take the place of
whisky. That is entirely practical up
to the next morning. The old-fash-
toned convivialists will miss the head
ache and the dark brown taste.
The Lamar register., 1904-07-13

1t is easy enough to understand how
such an Office as that of Governor
General of Finland might have to do
considerable searching for the man.
The Lamar register., 1904-07-13

1t appears from Col. William F.
Cody's autobiography. just published.
that he killed an Indian at the tender
age of eleven, and thus laid the foun-
'dation for his future career.
The Lamar register., 1904-07-13

Two pests possibly might be abated
II the gypsy moth and the boil weevil
could be turned loose on each other.
The Lamar register., 1904-07-13

Cheer up! The Texas yield OF wa
termeions will very soon be 100000
u day.
The Lamar register., 1904-07-13

Haiti continues to furnish substan-
tial. ground for the theory that it is
in for spanking one OF these fine
days.
The Lamar register., 1904-07-13

Begin now to look in the New Eng
land papers for little items about un-
fortunates more or less seriously in
jured by falling out of cherry trees.
The Lamar register., 1904-07-13

Some scientist has discovered that
the burning of incense will keep away
mosquitoes. Most men will, however,
cling to the idea that tobacco smoke
is Just as good
The Lamar register., 1904-07-13

Perhaps some day the maria ,
ceremony will read: Till death u
divorce do you part"
The Lamar register., 1904-07-13

An automobile race in which no
lives are lost is almost too tame To
be designated as sport"
The Lamar register., 1904-07-13

from South and Middle Boulder creeks
and Bear Creek canon.
The corner stone of the new Sedg-
wick county court house at Julesburg
was laid July 7th. The Masonic fra
ternity was represented by Grand Wor-
shipful Master Kililan, Grand Secretary
Todd and many visiting Masons. The
Masons and their wives took dinner
at the Commercial hotel and there were
speeches and toasts during the dinner.
Fire, believed to have been of incen-
diary origin destroyed the grandstand.
stables and other structures at the
track OF the Leadville Racing Associa-
ton. Just north of the city on the night
of July 9Th. The stables were built
on four sides of a hollow square and
were about 1,200 feet in length. A
private stable belonging to II. j. Hens
| lev was destroyed and 4-year-old stall
lion named Silver Patchen. son of
| Silver Sign, burned to death.
A Steamboat Springs special of July
| ith reached Denver as follows: AS a
result of wager on ball game
played here yesterday between the
Pilot and Sentinel ball teams, the ed
| itor of the Pilot is whiskerless and for
period of one week will turn over his
| sheet to the Ladies' Aid Society OF
| Steamboat Springs. The Sentinel team
| won by a score of 13 to 10 after hot
contest that was in doubt up to the
last inning. Each of the editors bet
his whiskers and the use of his paper
for a week on the game.
The Lamar register., 1904-07-13


LAMAR, COLORADO.
Cheer up. The Texas yield OF wa
termelons will very soon be 1000. 600
day.
Perhaps some day the maria ,
ceremony will read: Till death =.
divorce do you part"
An automobile race in which no
lives are lost is almost too tame To
be designated as sport"
Two pests possibly might be abated
II the gypsy moth and the boil weevil
could be turned loose on each other.
Haiti continues to furnish substan-
tial. ground for the theory that it is
in for a spanking one OF these fine
days.
Imprisonment having become a
tame story, our war correspondents
are now getting themselves shot as
spies-almost.
With 100000 more men than wom-
en- in Canada, the necesr'ty for reci-
procity with the United yates needs
no further argument
II is not true that the college motto
is: Cast your honorary degrees upon
the waters, and legacies shall return
to you after many days.
Three hundred more people have
been hurt in toy pistol accidents. Sac
rifces on the altar of foolishness never
cease for lack of victims.
It is easy enough to understand how
such an Office as that of Governor
General of Finland might have to do
considerable searching for the man.
Begin now to look in the New Eng
land papers for little items about un-
fortunates more or less seriously in
jured by falling out of cherry trees.
The name of Betsy Ross, who made
the model of the United States flag,
is n good deal better known than the
names of thousands who have died
for 1t.
1t might be well also TO teach every
body that nobody need drown who
keeps his arms under water and his
legs working as though he were going
upstairs.
Some scientist has discovered that
the burning of incense will keep away
mosquitoes. Most men will, however
cling to the idea that tobacco smoke
is Just as good.
II the lonE-expecteu event now immi
nent in the imperial family at St
Petersburg gives the czar a son, he
will have good reason to believe his
luck has changed.
Venezuela has a new constitution
Those South American republics
feel that they are falling behind the
fashion urless they get new consti
tuition every year.
The straw vote promises to be un
usually heavy this year. And the foo
that rocks the boat will be found
among those who vote early and as
often as the hat is passed.
1t appears from Col. William F
Codys autobiography, just published
that he killed an Indian at the tender
age of eleven, and thus laid the foun
'dation for his future career.
Perhaps the cut-rate Immigrants
who are turned back have no reason
to complain. Twice across the Allan
tic for less than $40 is cheaper thar
staying at home, and the trip is rest
full.
Nearly every day ii is reported thai
new bull movement is started ir
Wall street. But the Wall street bul
has become a critter that merely
looks around and then walks back ant
lies down.
Mrs. Frances Crane Lille may bt
right in the opinion she expresse:
that girls should he put into boys
clothing. but she is likely to have
discouraging experiences If she evel
tries to do it,
Apain has come the season of tn,
Arizona republican., 1904-10-19
ENTERP9lslNe CITIZENS.

Since the work of giaveiing Fifth street has commenced a nUnlSer of the residents of -lat street and Myrtle avenue Ecve decided % do a little of similar character on their own account Frank FoEal and Wm. LUkin are go ing to gravel that part Of Myrtle ave nue between Fifth street and the street north-Fourth street. w. c. De Wore. Wolf Sadls and F. w. HolsaJple will do uhe same with that part of the street south of FiDIl. between it and Sixth stree. The work can be done much more economically at the present time owing to the fsi,t tL-t the city now ha } a large force of men at work on the gravel teds meth Os :'ce rivC-. TNha gravel can now be broIgat to the ground for sixty cents per load whila
 t usually cost no less than a dollar zId a half Co- load.
Arizona republican., 1904-10-19
TEMPE
REPORTS ERRONEOUS.

So Mir. Stu -geon Says of What is Be-
 ing Circulated.
 J. E. Sturgeon has returned from the dam after a ten days trip and makes following report on the Roosevelt road for the benefit of the taxpayers of Mar icopa county.
 ''I hc1ve examined the road the en- tire distance and find tha. the money has been spent in an equitable business way.
 And I wish to state that the rurnors that nave been pJL in circulation in this valley and in Gila, county that the road is only dog trail is an a5- sOlute lie.
 There is no grade over per cent Az the present time they are hauling with a four horse team to Tart1r Flat from G5O0 D 1000 ponds wi-l four horses. and tae-e is no part of the road when ccn2l5ted p--1- any man tE1t knows anything ab--t teaming cannot Eaalle one eight mule team to good adVau age upon.
 The side kickers GslO are not in- terested .n the reservoir O. the welfal ?. of the salt iiver VI Hey '.ake every O3- pCutunity 70 make complaint. For the last three months siLi-'e the road has been in co1stru uction ,le-e has been
 
 taken from this valley and inside of foIty days that will be doubl- cd for we eXPe.- he road 70 be prac- tically completed in thirty days. T think that Maricopa oOunty may | feel proud of MT L. c. Hlll, engineer in charge of the infringement of this road. He always claimed to give .N" 1 a first class road Ove- a mounJ3dnoJs l,couutry and when the road Is cOmplet- | cd he will have Cone mora than he | agreed to. If there Is any complaint Jo | find I can't see why the board of gov | ernors of the Vclter Users assC-ia- | ton cant make a trip over the Roose- | welt road and make an examination | for tIemselVss.
 "J E. STURGEON"
 Mr Sturgeon hEs been a resident of this valley for the llac tweTsty siX | years ard during Jle past eighteen years of that time he has frequently had ocoa sion to go over the mountains | Nnere the road in qCe-i ion is being | built. He gives the above statement to correct the impression that is being | circulated by certain papers to the ei- 1 feet thlit tcJe work on she road is mol | progressing as ft ought to and that the funds are not being properly expend- sd. M. Sturgeon IS in TO Wly inter eated in giving a false report and hi: ve.acity s rot questioned
Arizona republican., 1904-10-19
SHIPPING HONEY.

Wm Rohrig. secretary of the Ari- Zona Honey Producers association. shipped two cars of honey to Grand Rapids. Mich. via the s. P. It is ex- peoted U.gat tonight two more cars will be sent out. one to Denver and the other to Detroit, Both these will 20 over the santa Fe.
 This makes five cars tt,t have been ient and there will be but three more. making the total yield Of the valley sbout eight cars for the season This s very light crco and of tkis amount put two cars were from the south side f the rive-. The bllance were from Phoenix and Buckeye and the majority rom the latter place. The shortage s of course due to the extreme droI9h Ire first part of the season. There Is one redeening feature, however, even -hough the crop is exceptionally light and that is that wa there is of it is of the finest quality, most of it be- Ing mesquite.
Arizona republican., 1904-10-19
NORMAL CONFIDENT.

The normal football teem intended the fligh schoo1-Indian school football game at the Phoenix park last Sltur- day in Q body and after seeing the play of both teams feel ths. they are in every way capable to cope with either of them. They wiH-play their first game next Saturday on the normal ! grounds with the high school.
 The normal is doing some hard prac- ucing this week and while they have no fear of the result Saturday they ara not going to run any nsk by being over confident and allowing their work to grow stuck. They are not as heavy as the Indians and realize thsI. they will have to depend more on quick work than weight.
 They w-ll meet the Indian school at the Phoenix park a week from Satur- day
Arizona republican., 1904-10-19
PERSONAL MENTION.

Miss Carpenter who has been a stu dent at the normal for the past three weeks returned to her home in No gales Monday evening.
 There will be a special train ta $ evening Wa the $. F. to Mesa on cc- co1nt of the Fuller -Kfmball nuptials.
 Mrs. N. c. Hill and Mrs. Chas. Woolf were visitors in Phoenix yes terday.
 Joe Monihan of Pho ,rix was on the south side yesterday.
 MT. and Mrs. r. T. Wise have gone to California to visit the!.. sen
Arizona republican., 1904-10-19
a slIeHT DIsAcREEMENT

There VLs a Little unpleasant incident between two of TemDe's citizens Moh- day evening as result of which one of the oa1i5es is a trine the worse fO~ wear and the other was yesterday giver the roTinal fine for such occasions
 It all came up over a. check that was given by one to the o.aer. It happened thai there were no funds in the hdnk to meet the check and in the course of the altercation which follow ed one called the other .. liar. The ac- cused promptly retaliated and the ot,.cr received a black eye.
Arizona republican., 1904-10-19
USEFUL DIscovERrEs.
Are Not Always Startling, Neither Do
 They Create the Most Talk.

Are Not Always Startling, Neither Do
 They Create the Most Talk.
 IL is not always the greatest. mos stG--ling discoveries of science tha- are most useful to the human race.
 Comparatively few people were di- @ectly iu- crested in Hers -hers finding of the new planet Uranus. but many thousands have been benefited by Prof. Unna's experiments. which proved be- yond a question that Dandruff and Badness are the results of the inroads of a parasitic germ wS.ch tnvades the roots of the hair.
 The discovery of the rue cause of badness made Newbro's Heroicidc possible. Ierpicide effectUaIly kills this germ. Destroy the cause you re- move tae eSccCt
 Sold by leading druggists. Send 10c in stamps for sample to The Herpicide Co. Detroit. Mich.-H- Goodman, Spe- Cial Agent.
Arizona republican., 1904-10-19
cALLEp ro rHE MouNrAlNs.

| re yesterday pr. Charles IT. Jones received q phone from one of the road camps on the TOntO road to ehe effect t11t Bob Sohell h1d been ser iously injured by a blast, one arm be- ing almost blown off. The doctor lefs Immediately to attend to the injured man and will rot be back before some time this eVenin-.
Arizona republican., 1904-10-19
PRoHIRITIoN RAIIY

Remember the prohibition rally i'll Curry hall toni gl-t. The territoria. candidates as well as the county ones will be present and will speak and 1t is requested that every true friend 0f toTDerance will be tn attendance.
Arizona republican., 1904-10-19
THE BEST pocToR.

Rev. B. c. Horton, Sulphur Spr' 'pgs. Texas. writes, July 18th. 1899: T haze used in my family Bauard's Snow Lin iment and HOrehound Syrup. and they have proved certainly satisfactory. The liniment is the best we have ever used for headache and pains. The cough syrup has been our doctor for the last eight years" 25c. soc, $I.O0. Sold by ElEeV & Hulett
Arizona republican., 1904-10-19

Is a mistake to imagine that itch ing piles can't be cured; a mistake to suffer a day longer than you can help Doan's Ointment brings instant relic and permanent sure. At any drug store, 50 cents.
Arizona republican., 1904-10-19
sAl ED HIS LIFE

J. ". Da 5enport. Wfngo, Ky. writes June 14. 1902: T want to tell you I believe BaIIard's Snow Eminent Eaved my life. I was under the treatment Of two doctors and they told me one Of my lungs was entirely gone. and the other badly affected. also Le,5 8 lu-np in my side. I don't thIni: that could have lived over two months lc-iger. was induced by a friend to try Ballard 6 Snow Liniment. The first application gave me great relief; t7-o dfts cent battles cured me sound aud TSl Ii is a wonderful medic inc aL5 reco-n- mend it to suffering huTaI if-." c..c, soc, S1.00. Sold by Elvey Ss Hue -t.
 When a young man refuses to work that is the 'beginning of all his other
Arizona republican., 1904-10-19
CURES c4ILLs AND FEVER.

G. ". Wrirt, Nacogodohes, Texas. says: His daughter had chilIs and fever for three years; he could not find anything that would help her till he used Heroine. His wife will not keel house without it. and carrot say too much for it." 5Oc. Sold by Elvey & Hnlett.
Arizona republican., 1904-10-19
Fer Rent

Fer Rent
  NICELY furnished room with bath, use of piano If desired. Good ccnrd acr5ss street. One block from Five Points car Ene. Reasonable. 34S N. Ninth ave.
 FOR RENT-Tour room furnished cottage. Also housekeeping rooms. BOT N First avenue. FOR RENTING newly furnished rooms. No sick need apply. AZ \. Flint ave.
 FOR RENT-Furnished housekeeping or single rooms. S16 N. Fifth ST. A FEW roomy house tents. one and two rooms. furnished for housekeep- ing. Eight dollars month up Fur nisbed six room camp, isoT5ted in valids room. Good cook if desired. Tewksbury, three miles east Indian school.
 FOR RENT-Th-ee thoroughly fur nished sunny housekeeping rooms; screen porch; gas and wood cook stoves, etc. s57 North Third ave.
Arizona republican., 1904-10-19
cUREs MINER coUcH,

J. F. Cover, 1O1 North Main street, Ottawa, Kan, wntes: Every fall 1t has been my wife's trouble to catch a severe cold and therefore to cough all winter long. Last fall I got for her a bottle of HorehOund Syrup. She used it and has been able to sleep soundly all night long. Whenever the cough troubles her, two or three doses stops the cough, and she is able ( be up and we'll" 25c, soc. SI0O. Sold by Elvey & HuIett
Arizona republican., 1904-10-19

Business. like your salary, might al ways be better.-At-hison Globe
Arizona republican., 1904-10-19

People Who fish for compliments frequently lose their entire angling out fiss.-Chicago News.
Arizona republican., 1904-10-19

Too late tc crre a cold after con- sumption bas fas- ened it's deadly grip on the lungs. Take Dr. Woods Nor way Pine Syrup while yet there is time.
Arizona republican., 1904-10-19

Black gloves are worn with all black though with white rig black gloves hat and shoes are modish.
Arizona republican., 1904-10-19

When you abuse boy for being worthless, remember how worthless you were at his ase--AtchisOn Globe.
Arizona republican., 1904-10-19

FURNISHED ROOMS-For rent. 29 West Van Buren. EXTRA NICE ROOMS-Brand new house. screened pOrch with each, al- so bath. Second and Mckinley st., six blocks north of post office. Mrs. Louise Sabel
 FOR RENT-I have two house tents left. one S7.0O, one S9.OO, nicely fur nished, one mile out, one block from car line; highest point in Phoenix. Shade and water; also two-room house. furnished. Barr, Calf and 12th St, Brill Ad. FOR RENT-Furnished rooms. Pri- vilege of kitchen if desired. 235 E. Adams st.
 FOR RENT-Large Housekeeping rooms. 40 s. Center. PARTIES desiring to rent tents or buy tents will do well to come to Scotts- dale or address F. O. Brown. Scotts- dale, Ariz.
 NEWLY furnished rooms at the IT. wing. 530 West Washington. Terms reasonable. Board if desired. FOR RENT-The Casa Loma hotel dining room at Tempe. Ariz. Good business opening. Address w. J. klnSsoury, Tempe. FOR RENT-RoOms furnished and un- furnished, with board ar No. 19. cor nsT Fifth and Adams streets. FOR RENT-Half furnished house. Also furnished single room. 529 W. Adams
 HOUSES and tent houses furnished
 for light house keeping at Scotts-
 dale. The best water and healthiest
 part of the valley. Terms reasonable.
 Enquire for particulars of Mir
 Congdon. No. West Adams st.,
 Phoenix.
 FOR RENT-Furnished house close in.
 Neat and clean, gas for cooking. Ap-
 ply to E. E. Prowell. 23O South First avenue
 FURNISHED COTTAGE-Lodgfng and housekeeping rooms. 347 N. Fourth avenue. FOR RENT-Furnished and unfur- nished houses; all sizes, kinds and prices; also, houses, lots and ranches
 for sale W. K. James, 37 North Center street.
Arizona republican., 1904-10-19

FOR OVER SE$TE YEARS
 Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup has hen used for children teething. It soothes the child. softens the gums. allays all pain. cures wind collie, and Is the lest remedy for Diarrhoea. Twenty-Five cents a bottle.
Arizona republican., 1904-10-19

A few days of cold. dreary rain. and the glory of the woods will look Ike goods that run in the wash.-Atchison Globe.
Arizona republican., 1904-10-19

Time Is money. but you can make up lost time more easily than you can lost Inoney.-Philadeplh Record.
Arizona republican., 1904-10-19

Is it a burn2 Use pr. Thomas. F.r- lectric oil A cut2 Use Dr. Thomas' Eclectrlc Oil At your druggists
Arizona republican., 1904-10-19

work on ranch for board and lodging. Address F., care Arizona Republican. WANrED-By Q young lady from Ger many. place in small family fS- housework- Address 226 West Mon roe street.
 WANTED-House cleaning and carpet laying. Address P. O. Box 652 WANTED-An electrician with two years experience in the handling and running of dynamos, wishes posi- tiOn. E. B. Box 429, Phoenix, Ariz.
Arizona republican., 1904-10-19

Some people are too insistent on the right to be fools in their own way Atchison Globe.
Arizona republican., 1904-10-19

It is very embarrassing to woman not tO be able to explain to a man where she is stouter than the rest of her loOks--New York Press.
Arizona republican., 1904-10-19

Somehow, every year. u hen Lobor day comes around. ere-y0n- woncers why the housekeepers don't have oae when they can legally take day ,ff- Atchison GloSe-
Arizona republican., 1904-10-19

FURNISHED ROoMs-For rent.
 West Van Buren.
Arizona republican., 1904-10-19

FOR SALE-E'ine roOming house. 20 rooms modern furnished. well locat- ed. Inquire of N. A. Morford. W. Adams st.
Arizona republican., 1904-10-19
MUSIC IEssoNz

MUSIC, violin. cornef. string. brass Iustru- ments, leSsons soc Violin lessons in hfEh position q o. Prepare for brass band e rt monthly. lessons per week 4th and Fay Tor strs cts
Arizona republican., 1904-10-19

FOR SALE-Six whole blocks in Mont gomery addition to Phoenix. 15. 16, 23. 24, 25, and 30 at S360O. E. O. Slo- cum.
Arizona republican., 1904-10-19
Ear sala

FOR SALE-Saloon in city. good loca- tion, slt a bargain. Inquire at the Mo Lean Auction Co., 23 South First oNonue
Arizona republican., 1904-10-19

FOR SALE or trade. a paying business For particulars call at s20 N. First avenue
Arizona republican., 1904-10-19

EXTRA NICE ROOMS-Brand new house, screened pOrcA with each, al- so bath. Second and Mckinley st., six blocks north of post office. Mrs. Louise Sabel.
Arizona republican., 1904-10-19

FOR SALE-A bargain stock of gen. eral mel chandise, store building boarding house, two freighting out fits complete, and blacksmith tools. An established business at good point on railroad, in good mining district. Commercial Trust Com Danv Prescott Ariz
Arizona republican., 1904-10-19
Situations Wanted

>-->~~-- = - HEALTHY, experienced s-enographer wants I position. Address Box 13 city.
 A YOUNG lady of good education from Germany would like a place s gov erDess. Address 226 West Monroe street.