The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1904-11-17
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which meets periodically 10 talk about
children aud 20 darn socks.
The fact that Casiieyiiie raises
many horses would Indicate that Il ls
one Of the stable towns in the state.
The attention Of the Platte county
papers is called to the fact that the
country noticed how well q sick man
could run"
To get in on the ground floor the
Louisiana P~ressJournal has begun
boosting W. J. Bryan for the Demo
cratic nomination in 1908.
The ChilHcothe Tribune SAYS duck
hunting viii soon be good. The ed
itor OF the paper should mark a copy
and send It 10 Grover Cleveland.
There is a budding poet writing for
a Louisiana paper who makes hand"
rhyme with Republicans home
with alone. and around with
down.
The Jamesport Telephone exchange
will be closed on THANKSGIVING day
from l0:45 4. m. till 2 D. m. That
e the operator is going to eat =
big dinner.
Since the city council passed an
ordinance requiring them TO pay a H.
Ems Of $50 a day to trade horses.
horse dealers in Fulton have begun 70
buy and SELF the animals.
The following postofnces in Mis-
souri, have been discontinued recently.
Pier. Lawreace county. mail 10 Bow
er's Mills; Rescue. Lawrence county.
mail TO Bowers Mills.
Among the inhabitants Of Cass eoun.
ty are W brothers named Jeans. each
OF whom il over 50 yAars Of age and
in good health. There seems 10 be
good wearing stuff in this pair Of
Jeans.
A negro woman called Jingle
Music was married over in Louisiana
the other day. That night Mrs. jim
gle Music" went out on a high dope
lonesome to celebrate her capture Of a
man. She ended her honeymoon in
Jail.
William Reece Of Plate county IS
buying up coal rights near Bean lake
for a mar who. he says. is a citizen Of
Chicago named Smith. It is rnmored
that Reece represents the Burlington
railroad and that a coal mine will be
sunk by the railroad company near
Bean lake.
A minister is said TO own the fastest
trotting horse In Gage.
That Vernon county panther is far
more effective than a county curfew
law could be.
When a o. was born 10 Heinrich
sprechentberger OF Henry county last
week he went TO the other extreme. He
named the baby Lee.
"A disastrous fire occurred here
Saturday night says the Webster
Herald Of Monday. IT burned out the
only saloon our own had
ChilhoWee struck coal the other day
and instead OF yelling "Hurrah" ne
inhabitants Of the town got out and
shouted "~Chilhowee. Chilhowee
Joe link freed a coon that wasn't
a coon Saturday night ssys the Wal
mat Tribune. He Is not being re-
coiyed in polite society just as pres
cnJ"
c. p. shocklcy Of Cedar county has
raised two big sweet potatoes. one Of
which weighs six and the other five
pounds. The potatoes are fun
brothers.
The annual chrysanthemum show
At Wheeling win be held this year
on November 10. IL viii be ln charge
OF the women q the Baptist church.
John l. Carpenter. an Audrain
county farmer. has been notified that
he has been awarded the medal for
tho best half bushcl OF corn shown al
the Worlds Fair
When things get out OF fix az Lection
they got out OF kclterr That's what
happened 20 She state Democratic tick.
ct according to some Of the Democrats
over there,
Excelsior Springs has a bunch a
reckless young men who are not afraid
20 play football ON Friday.
The Huntsville Herald announces
that Aubrey Fox Sam Trltch and VIII
Soibcrt three beaux from Moberly.
we're In Huntsville sunday making
lifc n Ions. sweet dream.
A Livingston county paper told Mon.
day OF a man who go, drunk and landed
Ia jail with a bruised visage. The
paper neglected 10 state who bruised
the Jail's face.
In spite % les name nraymen isn't
noted particularly for raising mules 2
A young school teacher has written
the Tina Herald from Paw Paw Patch
asking how 10 whip a boy who is big
enough TO whip him.
A Huntsville man has a book on the
cover Of which Is a picture Of a man
yawning. Whenever his wife begins 10.
lecture him be gets out the book and
reads Il IN front % her. She sees the