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Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-06-03

The young man who made love to {
New York girl under the pretense q
being brother-in-law to a duke ha
been sentenced to Jail. This is prog
er. The girls must be proteete.
against impostors who win their affet
tons by promising to make them re'
s.ives by marriage to the nobility.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-06-03

Panama now talks of disbanding its
army. This would seem to be an easy
matter. All that is necessary is te
charter an omnibus and distribute the
soldiers around at their several
homes.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-06-03

Do not sccff at the Chicago woman
who declares that she used to weigh
224 pounds, but has taken off seventy
pounds by mental action. Many g
woman has taken ten years off her
age in the same way.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-06-03

President Eliot Of Harvard declare
that more money win not bring NOR
10y. 1t is pleasant to find prominer
educator who is willing to get back I
good old-fashioned maxiTS instead
.r1tn1 to say something csnsatio1s
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-06-03

Bibb county, Ca, has a record OF a
hundred divorce cases at one term OF
court. The climate Of the Dakotas
would seem to have been instrument
tai in shifting the divorce center to
the southeast '.-.,.. .,
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-06-03

A junkman down in Bridgeport
Conn, cut telephone cable that con
tained 100 wires, and when the tele
phone people found it out they said
something much more expressive thar
"HullOI"
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-06-03
rlMI'.IEI 70 AoY.

cure sick kidneys quickly and perma.
nently. Here's proof.
Mrs. w. 8. Marshall. r. F. D. No. 1,
Dawson, Ga, says: my husbands
back and hips were so stif and sore
that he could not get up from a
chair without help. l got him box
q Doan's Kidney Pills. He felt re-
lief In three days. One box cured
him"
"A FREE TRIAL Of this great kid
ney medicine which cured Mr.. Mar
shall will be mailed on application to
\ any part Of the United States. Ad.
dress FosterMilburn Co.. BuffaloUN.
=. Sold by all dealers: price 80 cents
per box.
Franz Joseph OF Austria Is an ex.
! mort ON, a oror f..
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-06-03

Perhaps the English educator who
talked about the "feminized" Ameri.
can youth saw some of those queer
things in baggy trousers, dinky coats
and caps like clam shells.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-06-03

The thoughtful Cincinnati Enquirer
says "a game of baseball is not in the
nature OF things religious festival"
Every Office boy knows it is often II
the nature of a funeral.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-06-03

Sermons are now being delivered
~ monograph down in New York.
But a great many prominent citizens
will continue to get theirs by wireless
telegraphy.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-06-03

We do not doubt the assertion OF
DR.. Rondthaler that in Philadelphia
you think of your grandfather. The
atmosphere of the place conduces tt
thought of those who are at rest.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-06-03

Uncle Russell Sage thinks no man
ought to pay more than fifty cents for
a straw hat. Well, a $50 Panama on
a fifty cent head does look little mis-
placed.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-06-03

The principal part of King Ed
wards job appears to be to visit
around among his relatives and try to
Seep them from declaring war on one
another.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-06-03

The members of the W. G. T. q
won't agree that the Boston man who
bought six quarts of whisky for It
cents at an express; company's IN
claimed package sale was lucky.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-06-03

In view of the fact that the "Pil.
srim's Progress" is about to be dram
atized, the critics are sharpening up
their pencils and few of them are
reading the book.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-06-03

General Ma is said to have COM
mand of the 5000 Chinese regulars
now on the march. There's no doubt
about it. Mas are always in COM
mand.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-06-03
Warships AZ the Azor.et.,s.

Washington, May 27.-Rear Admir-
al Barker has reported his arriva'
with the Kearsarge, Alabama
Maine and Iowa at Horta, the Azores
One Of these vessels probably will be
ordered at once to Tangier In con
nection with the kidnapping OF the
American Perdicaris.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-06-03

A 16-year.old lady has secured d.
vorce in Chicago. VIE. such an early
start it is to be hoped that she may
succeed in living it dt1yn.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-06-03

Eminent defenders and opponents
Of the higher criticism are having a
bot fight in the newspapers. Why do
the heather rage?
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-06-03

Since Gov. Odell refuses to let the
corporations have Niagara falls, they
viii have to water their stocks with
something else.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-06-03

It is said that the horse has greater
pulling strength, in proportion to his
weight, than airy other animal. How
about the octopus!
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-06-03

The man who makes hay while the
sun shines is in position to lend
money to the fellow who writes poetry
about 1t.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-06-03

The editor of the London Medical
Press says that rats and mice are
good eating. We understand now the
reason for the unrest in China.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-06-03

A New York woman hit a strcet-ca
conductor, which shows that downtroo
dsn woman will finally turn.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-06-03

Eussia's lack Of foresight in over
looking U,ose double back action Mis-
souri, c&tapults is costing her dear.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-06-03

when the
back aches
and you are
always tired
out de-
presse and
nervous -
| when sleep
lis disturbed
by pain and
by urinary
ills, It's time
to act. The
kidneys are
sick. Doan's
Kidney pills
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-06-03

11o most remarkable thing 0boV
Axa stories is that they are sometimN
tYua
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-06-03

Susan B. Anthony's sister has paid
her taxes under protest. but that IL
more than some men can be got to do
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-06-03

When a polar bear Is XII
eskimo, 1t is customary to q
animals nose and throw \
ice. If he failed to do this
popular belief that he VIC
bad luck. This is the rel
nearly all the skins of pc
are mutilated at the point
crpy,t
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-06-03

Dawkins-"And was it very hot in
1ndia?" Jawkins-"Hot Simply
melting. Why, one of our fellows
stayed out too long in the sun one
day, and he had to be ladled back to
his bungalow London Tit-Bits.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-06-03

...,n't put or the sure
az for the uncertainty OF
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-06-03

WigglesStick LAUNDf
Won't spill, break, freeze nor
Costs 10 cents and equals ~ ceI
any other bluing. II your gro
keepfit send 10c for sample to !
Blue Co., IA Michigan Street, {
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-06-03

You can't always tell from the
labels on a mans luggage how far
he has travelled.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-06-03
Heroic Treatment.

Mrs. Ebony "Doctah, my husban'
Ne got the paralersis in the laigs, so
he carn't move his feet"
Doctor Dark-"Is dat so, Mrs. Eb-
ony? Well, III call right away"
Mrs. Ebony-"Yes, doctah, an be
suah to brung youh banjo erlong. If
dat doan start his laigs goin', nuthin'
will"
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-06-03

BY the way, can you give US, on.
\ hand, the Nikado's nams7
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-06-03
An objectionable offense

Friend-"Aren't you afraid of thar
handsome rival of yours?"
Smartchap-"Not a bit.'
"He is very rich.'
eyes"
"A great favorite with the ladies'"
II know It,"
''Yet you have no fear?"
No. He guessed at her age once.
and got her only two years younger
than she Is" New York Weekly.
The sparrows in this country en-.
deavor to avert race suicide. Here
taey hatch six times a year; in Eng.
land rarely more than three.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-06-03
Iowa State Bystarder
BY Byssander Pub Co.

DIG MONIES. IOWA
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-06-03
Rail ROAD LANDS.

The man Of mettle generally has a
steely glitter in his eye.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-06-03

Shutting the eyes to tn
signal does not clear the Y
The fellow that complain;
q dogs life generally gro
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-06-03

When . person is. conI
drunkenness in Taunton, MI
or her name is sent to the
of the various saloons Of t,
Should the saloon keepers, al
warning, sell intoxicants to
son named in the warningl
six months have expired, Z
liable to q heavy fine.
The passenger who had be
ing himself up by a strap sat
a seat that had just been
There is plenty Of room,
he said to the pudgy, little
sitting next. mont move.
don't have to-" she said, with
full smile; I'VE own the house
tn."-Chicago Tribune.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1904-06-03
PLEASE TELL YOUR READERS

Franz Joseph OF Austria is an ex.
pert embroiderer.
The oasis., 1904-04-16
Custom House Blanks.

THE OASIS office has printed and keeps on hand for sale to importers the following described United States custom house blanks:
 Manifest of Goods in Boat of Less Than Five Tons, Car or Other Vehicle"
 Entry for Immediate Consump- tion."
 "Application, Under Oath, to Enter Goods Without Certified In voice."
 Manifest of Merchandise Trans ported in Bond"
 All these blanks have received approval by the United States GUS toms house authorities, and are warranted correct.
The oasis., 1904-04-16

Mrs Jaeger yves here Wednesday from the Santa Rita, in the man. agement of which popular hostelry she is an able assistant to her hus- band.
 On Monday party of Calumet x Arizona officials passed through Nogales n the private car "Soudan" of the Dulth x Iron Range Route, returning from visit at different Sonora points.
The oasis., 1904-04-16
Metal Quotations.

Following are the market quota tations on metals for today, as re- ported by A. Pellegrin, U. s. assayer in Nogales, Arizona.
 Copper (E. Catho&e) lb13.12-l3.2o Lead, per 100 lbs. 4.60.-4.65. Silver, per oz., 53 cts.
 Pesos Bullion value), 4l.6-lO Mex. Dol. (local) 43-45.
 Mexico City Exchange, 230.
The oasis., 1904-04-16
NocALEs NOTES.
Interesting Items Gathered Around
 the Line Cities.

Capt. J. D. Milton has been ap- pointed Chinese Inspector.
 Henry Ohm the well known rancher is in from his Calabasas ranch today.
 Spectacles and Eye Glasses, gold, gold filled, Aluminium, nickel, 25c. to $500, at E. J. Pellegrins. 2t
 Supervisor Homer Pritchett of Tombstone. visited Nogales early in the week on business matters.
 Thursday night Col. A. H. Moore, left on a visit to some Sonora properties in which he is inter ested.
 "The American Gentleman" the finest and handsomest shoe for gentlemen's wear, at the Red House, Ramon Vasquez.
 Charles A. Kaiser, assistant gen. eral manager of the Yaqui Copper Company, is visiting with Nogales friends.
 Sometime during the coming week Mir. Chas. w. Love, the well known watchmaker, and family, will leave for visit at Chicago.
 Friday morning Mir. H. E. Stevens ("Big Steve") returned from trip into the lower Yaqui region, about Potam and Cocorit
 TnE OASIS office has just com pIeted printing large supply of custom house forms of all sizes which are for sale in quantities to suit. <
 Mir. Alton J. lager, the well known mining man, who has been some weeks in the Alamos district of Sonora, returned to Nogales Friday.
 Thursday evening MT. Albert Allande. local manager for L. Zeckendorf & Company, left for Guaymas on business trip for that firm.
 Banker J. w. Booth and Doctor D. A. Stewart of Winona, Minnesota, who are interested in the Worlds Fair mine at Harshaw have been visiting Nogales this week on min ing business.
 Doctor and Mrs. Ray Ferguson, the popular young Nogales couple who were married here last week have been visiting Tucson this week, being registered at the Santa Rita Hotel.
 Advices received Thursday from Lucky Mark" Lnlley's Joplin mine located in the Santa Rita mountains, near Patagonia, stated that the rich strike recently made on the property is widening out anc the ores showing greatly increased values as depth is attained.
The oasis., 1904-04-16


 Tomorrow morning at the Con- gregational church the Rev. w. Robert Reud will preach on the topic Progress of Christian Char acter." Evening service tomorrow at the usual hour. Good singing. Come and help.
 Louis B. Fleischer, proprietor of the Boston Store, has leased the quarters in the Brown Building formerly occupied by the late Dr. M A. BartIeson, which he has fitt ed up as tailor shop and misft clothing parlors. Mr. Rosenberg is in charge and he wants every one looking for clothing bargains to call and look over his stock.
 H. c. Weber, superintendent of the Weber Gas & Gasoline Engine Company, of Kanas City, Mo-, was at Nogales Tuesday returning East from an extended Sonora visit in the interest of his company. There a are large number of Weber engines and gas producers in use at Hermosillo and other points. all of which are giving excellent saisfac- ton.
 Tuesday MT. Ed. Borton went to i Guaymas to join the prospecting party of Don Cirilo Ramirez, going over into Lower California, of which mention was made in TIE OASIS a week ago. Thursday even ing he party sailed from Quay mas on the steamer Alamos. They land at Port Angeles, the location of the San Juan mines of Doctor F. F.. Plank, who was also one of the passengers on the Alamos.
 This week THE OASIS man has seen letter from Mir. P. J. Zeimet, formerly agent for the Southern Pacific Company in Nogales, to a friend in the line city, conveying the intelligence that he is at Cam aguey, Cuba, running the Hotel DeImonico, in which business he is doing finely. Mrs. Zeimet is there. and greatly enjoying life in the ever faithful isle" They antic- ipate paying Nogales short visit next fall.
 Manager James Agler of the Southern Pacific Company and a party of Southern Pacific officials passed through Nogales in 9 special train Monday afternoon en route to Guaymas, returning north Tues day night Beside MT. Agler the party included Mir. Charles H. Markham, who was on his way from Houston. Texas center upon his new duties as general manger of the Espee Company, succeeding Juluis Kruttschnitt, who has been transferred to Chicago; General Superintendent of Motive Power H. J. Small, superintendent of Motive Power at Los Angeles, P. Sheedy; T. R. Jones, superinten. dent of the Tucson division, and Resident Engineer c. K. Clarke, of Tucson.
The oasis., 1904-04-16

who is operating the Constitution" and Italia" mines near that city, is visiting Nogales today.
 Mir. Chapman, cashier at the Custom House. has leased the Griswold home for several months and next week Mrs Chapman and the children will arrive here from Phoenix.
 Photographer W. J. Neuman has returned home from Aguas Caiien- tes, Arizona. where he had been undergoing treatment for rheum- atism. lie was greatly benefited by his stay at the springs.
 Last night Mrs. Earl Griswold went to La Colorado for several weeks visit with her parents who reside in that place. Later on Mrs. Griswold will go to California to spend the summer months.
 Two of Nogales' popular young ladies, Miss Margaret Duffy and Miss Ida Miller. will leave shortly for extended visits in the East, the former going to New York and the latter to her home in Wisconsin.
 Yesterday morning Manager J. A. Naugle of the Sonora Railway, passed Nogales en route to the City of Mexico, where he expects to remain two or three weeks on i'm porte mt business for the Southern Pacific.
 The entertainment given by the ladles of the Episcopal church at Marsh's Hall Thursday evening was very well attended, and high. ly enjoyable affair. The progra m- me rendered was especially good and was well received.
 Tuesday morning MT. Albert W Morawetz, United States Consul al Nogales, Mexico, started for his home in Baltimore where he will visit for several weeks. Mir. Mora wetz intends taking a trip abroad before returning west and will be absent from Nogales for some time
 Mir. J. V. Gonzalez, a well known Tucson young man who for the past nine months has been con nected with the Cananea Consoli- dated Copper Company's store arrived in Nogales last Saturday to enter the service of the biz La Moda dry goods store, in No gales, Sonora.
 Next Thursday night at ArmorN Hall, the Illihee Club will holC the second in series of dance! being given by that organization the third Thursday of each month The committee is hard at worl perfecting details and propose making this dance the most sue cessful held here this season.
 News reached Nogales this weel to the effect that Ex-Governor ano former Delegate to Congress iron Arizona Nathan Oaks Murphy wal married in Washington, D. C., Mon day morning to Miss Emma Sell' of that city. Mr. and Mrs. Murph, sailed on Tuesday for Naples, Italy where they will remain for some time.
 F. W. P. Hammelman, a bar tender at the Palace Saloon, died suddenly at his room here Thurs day afternoon after short illness,
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-06-18
FAIRBANKS WILL RUN
Provided the Vice Presidential Norni-
nation Be offered Him.

Chicago, June 1S.-Politics even
though it did concern a national con-
vention was in second place today
with the great majority of the dele
gates who were in the city and par
ticularly with the men who came into
tn city this morning. The greater
number of them had just two ques-
tions to put to the hotel clerk. They
were:
Where can I check my grip" and
the other was, "How do I get out to
the Derby % The rooms of the ma
tional committee were practically de-
serted save for a few clerks who were
there to attend to necessary work, but
the members of the committee were
conspicuous by their absence Senator
Scott was one of the first to put in an
appearance and remained but a short
time, saying as he went out;
you know we decided yesterday to
hold a continuous session until we
finished I'D all Of thoss n osat IS, and I
remarked to the other Irieln bers of the
committee I don't supIrPse any of
you gentlemen, are aware that there
will be a big horse race in this town
Saturday, I don -tknow whether they
knew it before I told them. but they
know it today, and I think it would
be somewhat difficult to obtain a
quorum, if we had any business late
this afternoon"
Congressman James A. Hemenway
of Indiana made the most specific
statement today that has yet been
made regarding the desire of Senator
Fairbanks for the vice presidency.
HE viii take the position, said
Congressman Hemenway, but he viii
not ask for it. nor will he express a
desire for it. He does not think that
there should be a scramble for the
Office and he will only say that he will
accept it after he has been selected
for it"
Does that mean when the roll OF
states is called for the presentation of
candidates for the vice presidency,
that Indiana, will not present the
name of Senator Fairbanks?" ?"
'.It means exactly that said the
congressman Indiana will not pre-
sent the name of Senator Fairbanks,
or any other man, according to the
present programme. If the senator is
nominated, he viii take the place,
and that is all, and I might as well
add right here that all attempts TO
get him to make a. statement Will be
fr1itIess He will say nothing eltner
one way or the other, but if the Re-
Dublican party desires to have him IN
the second place on the ticket ne VIII
accent it after he has been chosen Tor
it. That is as far as he viii go ana
that is as far as Indiana viii 60 IN
pushing his candidacy. OF course the
state takes its cue from the attitude
of the senator and the situation L nave
described will continue until some
body is nominated for vice president
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-06-18
Families of Departed Miners at
Cripple Greek Complain.
Forbidden to Give or Receive
Aid Except Through Militia.
SWEATED WITH ROPE.
Union StOrekeepers at Victor
Given Third Degree.
Federation Will Bring Suits
Against State Officials.

Denver June 18.-Messages have
been received at headquarters of the
Western Federation of Miners in this
city telling of interference by the mill
tary with relief work among the fam
lies of deported miners in Cripple
Greek Mrs. Sophia King teIephoned
that she had been called before the
military and ordered hereafter to give
aid only through the military. IN
formation was also received that the
military has attempted to Sweat
John Harper, the uni storekeeper
at Victor, by putting ope around
his neck. 1t was said nat this done
in the presence of General Bell. AS
a result Of the order that aid shall be
given only through the military, the
federation has been compelled to send
money direct to those in need.
In addition to the st which will
be filed against the governor and state
of Colorado for the imprisonment of
President Meyer, a suit is also in con-
terrDlation against Captain Moore,
WI commanded the militia before
Gene 81 Bell arrived at Victor.