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Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-05-12
A Little Girls Loves.

Bessie, aged five, was accustomed to come to her mothers room before the family was up. One Sunday morning, while making the customary visit, the odors of breakfast in preparation man aged to reach the sleeping quarters. Bessie, with her arms round her moth CTS neck, gave one or two vigorous sniffs, then, with an air of anticipa- ton, announced, Mamma, there's two fings dess love mos of enyfink in der world.''
 What are they, Bessie?'' asked her mamma.
 t"God and baked beans!'' Bessie re piled, smacking her lips. Lippincott's Magazine
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-05-12
The Way of Girls.

T don't see why Ethel obtained em- ployment in the telephone exchange?" said Maud.
 Why" explained Mamie, "you know she quarreled with Herbert and told him she was never going to speak to him again"
 But supposing she has to call his number?'.
 That's it. She doesn't want to break her word unless she is compelled,
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-05-12

T 4 think Maype it vhas two hours, und den I vhas all right. Tn der morning I put an empty barrel in my shop window, und on 1t l hang sign dot reads, Dis Barrel Vhas Empty" It don't seem to be over ten minutes pc fore man comes in und says:
 "Cobbler, you may fix cop my heel while wait, but don't be too long about her."
 He looks around while work, und booty queek he smiles und says:
 'T vhas no man init curiosity, but like to look into dot barrel"
 .'Au right
 He looks in and sees nottings, und he laughs und says:
 "Vhell, dot vhas a pretty good joke pretty good. It shows you vhas smart man, und after this you shall haf all my work. Yes, it vhas good joke. An, ha, har'
 I don't see where some joke comes in, but I laugh und wink at him, und his heel vhas fixed, he pays me quar- ter und pats me on der back. He vhas hardly oudt doors before a woman COHlCS All l1lJ SOk1E ASAOGSs She vhas a womans who always goes by dago cobbler, but she talks init me about der weather und vhas werry pleasant. All at once she pretends to see dot barrel und says:
 Say, now, like you to speak to me in confidence, und I don't gif it avhay. Fhas it some rats in dot barrelY
 ''Oh, no'
 '.Vhas 1t goat?''
 @No."
 ''Vhas it fox or wolff"
 ''No''
 "Come. now, please be a dear good mans und tell me how it vhas, pledge you my word don't speak to some living soul about her."
 "You may look in.'
 She goes oafer on tiptoe und looks in und don't see nottings. She looks mad at first, but den she laughs und says.
 ''vhell, dot vhas der best joke for year. If anybody takes you for fool he gets left From now on you shall fix cop all der shoes in my family, und vhill send you all der customers I can. Ha, ha, hap
 I laugh, too, but I don't know what laugh at, und in leetle time a man stands before my shop und looks into der window for ten minutes. He can't make dot barrel oudt. He shakes his head und talks to himself, und by und by he comes in und says:
 'Cobbler, I guess you may put cement patch on my toe for feefteen cents. vhas going to run for office next spring mebbe, und it vhas good thing to keep my shoes in repair
 q begin to fix his shoe right avhay, und he speaks of der price of coal and politics und den says:
 "Cobbler, do you know I haf met ten t'ousand liars on my timer Yes, sir, haf met ten t'ousand mans who lie to me like Texas.
 Dot vhas bad,' I says.
 'T meet so many liars dot don't pe- lief nobody no more. If a man tells me he runs oafer street car know he vhas liar, und like to bang him in der eye. I see you haf barrel in your window
 "Yes'
 "Dere vhas sign dot says she vhas empty"
 Yes"
 ''yhell, I vhas going to look in, but know you vhas liar"
 He looks in uud finds nottings, und he shakes his bead und sits down to think it oafer. After fife minutes he holds oudt his hand to me, und dere vhas some tears in his eyes ash he says:
 "Cot>s5fAn, haf found one man in dis wide w0ffa who vhas not liar. Dot
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-05-12
Lovers, Quarrel.

'NIary's young man has left already, and Mary's just gone up to her room in tears," said Mary's mother. tI won der what the trouble is"
 II know" chimed in Mary's little brother. ''They had scrap. I heard 'em. Sis said she was givin' him more kisses than he was a-givin' her, an he said it wasn't so. Then they both got mad.'--P Philadelphia Ledger.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-05-12
Advice from Bowen. .

Herbert w. Bowen, United States minister to Venezuela, does not advise young Americans to try their fortunes in the country named. They might prosper financially there, he says, but they would be very likely to lose nor ally, physically and intellectually.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-05-12
Result of Folly.

Wife (after mitlnighD- I'm sorry to see you come home In such state as this, Charles
 Husband-I knew you'd be sorry, Carrie, and that's why told you not to sit up.-Boston Transcript.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-05-12
Boon For tlna Nfeu.

"Did you say he grew rich through a patent of his own?"
 ''Yes. He invented something that made woman think she was still monopolizing the conversation long after she had really stopped talking."- Detroit Free Press
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-05-12
By Proxy.

Boartler No. 1- Whats that loud humping noise in the kitchen?
 Boarder No. 2--Its the landlady ham, mering the steak and wishing 1t was the beef Chicago Tribune.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-05-12

There truth her lessons of justice for all and consideration of others rights when her boys may franchise her girls have face the fact that although amenabe conditions of the government they ABSOLUTELY NO VOICE in the laws which control those conditions
 INJUSTICE OF AN ENFRANctllsEp cLAss CLASS, PUBLIC AcKNovvL Fl ARIsTocRAcY SEX.
 The mother of the future, taking her rghu place. her duties to the suppemenng horne the box and for the first aK law will be judged by JURY OF HER PEERS The judges chair will be open womans ability, and power opinion may be crystallzed into law.
 THE DAY WILL COME WHEN VOICE OF CARDINAL OR KING, ARBITRARY sTATE,l SHALL DARE TO LIMIT INTELLIGENCE OR INTERFERE wTH USEFULNESS
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-05-12
Tn the Jungle.

Mrs. Monkey Mrs. Snake, will you please bring your family over to my house? MT. Monkey is drinking again. I want to stop him.--New York Even ing Journal
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-05-12
Whera Horaea Are chean.

From six dollars to ten dollars head is the ruling price for bronchos in New Mexico. It costs about ten dol lars per head additional to round them 1p and to have them halter broke.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-05-12

been well said that the modern newspaper REAL church breaches every day. and many day. the on church SOME for righteousness On the contrary find of the cessfu papers low vicious scuous personal frivolous with flashing headline type catering ndency uda and hunting bringing before the people morning night with meals between time And why all this9 TO MAKE THE PAPER SELL
 have only words of praise for the thear when EDUCATIONAL institution The dramatic instinct is human ndiscrimnatel many have become character make woman, AFRAID TO GO lest his her feelings outraged They do this that they suffer the loss and damage they might suffer they refused CATER THE EASIEST PASSIONS
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-05-12
The State Ranks Woman
 With the Criminal
By BELLE DE RIVERA. Presi.
President Equal suarase Leasus

Kw WOMAN, dranched, stands in false position
 wv government. How she concentiously child k-A honor which DISHONORS her. which ranknl le&D her character and her intelligence with that of GRIM
 NAL and the LUNATIC2
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-05-12
Few Realize It.

Some men are born great, but no one but their mothers ever find 1t out. (Ill) Journal.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-05-12
The Newspaper
 The American Bible
By Bishop coadiutor DAVID H. GREER es New Yorl

by bisnop SoaoJutor DAVID n. SREERSe New York
 NE of the most important factors educational life
 is the newspaper press proportion of the popua ton gets its MORAL AND INTELLECTUAL FOOD from the newspapers. The papers have to be Bible our prayer book and our church: in fact it has
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-05-12
It's Always Wrong.

swear by the thermometer.-C Chicago Daily News.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1904-11-04
MADE MANY VOTES
An Old Time Republican Rally Mon
day Night Big Crowd Out
Able Speeches Made.

Major Fred r. Reed and Hon. J
II. Richards addessed a large aud
fence at the opera house Monday
evening. A regular old time rally
was enjoyed. Anvils were fired
and big bon fire lighted up the
front of the building as the aud
ience crowded in to secure seats.
Chas. NJ. Hemphill introduced
the speakers, Major Reed being the
first to address the meeting. His
talk was almost entirely on state
issues and the democratic Mormon
plank The major is always pop
ular speaker ir Shoshone, and he
had the confidence and attention
of the audience throughout his
speech.
Mr. Richards dwelt upon ma
nional issues. He is quiet, force
full speaker, and makes his points
clearly, driving them home with
concise and convincing argument.
He made clear the fundamental
between the two great
parties and showed why the democ-
racy had failed to succeed, while
prosperity crowned the banners of
the republicans.
Judge Richards speech was one
of the best made here this fall and
gave the intelligent voter much
ood for thought.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1904-11-04
Food and Nervous Troubles.

| have the privilege of knowing
many eminent men in the medical Pro-
fession. and their advice in nine cases
out of ten is to eat and take as much
nourishnent as possible. Numbers
of cases of nervous breakdown are
entirely cured by what your CORE
spondents wouid call "over-eating. II
all nervous disorders, from which so
many suffer in this age of keen CON-
petition, the chief remedy is eating
more than is seemingly required
London Telegraph.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1904-11-04
He "WeIIr Deserved Il.

A little while ago the newly elect
ed mayor of a provincial town was
about to make his first journey in that
capacity through the place The
an arch of flowers, under which he
was to pass, floral crown should
hang. surmounted by the words, He
well deserves it," But the wind blew
away the crown. and when the pom
pous mayor passed under the arch, to
the great joy of those who had voted
against him. only rope with a moose
at the end of it dangled there. with
He well deserves it" standing out
in bold relief above.-Lordon T. A. T.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1904-11-04
cen. orosvenor's sobrIcuer.

Representative Champ Clark has
4 new sonricuet for Gen Grosvenor.
which he has aplied in debate before
t1e house. Out in Onio," says Mr.
Clark, '-and even beyond the confines
Of that state my friend bears the
sobricuet of Old Figgers' The other
day I happened to be standing down
in the hall by the postchce An old
employe OF the House was talking
to a 'tenGerfoot.' The General swept
by in his majesty, terderly fondling
his prophets beard, and the old en-
ploye said to the newcomer: There
goes the stud bug of arithmetic"
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1904-11-04

amous marriage since 1890 In
that speech of 1903 Mr.. Dubois de-
clared upon his honor as a senator
his faith in the good citizenship of
the Mormons, but on October 3,
1904, replying to Ex-Governor Nc
Connell's challenge to debate, he
wrote:
81 hardly think I would be jus
tilted in debating with anyone un-
less they are candidates for or now
occupy positions which call upon
them either to make or to enforce
laws against CRIMINALS, AS /
NOW REGARD THE MORMON
PEOPLE TO BE-"
In the attempt to reconcile these
statement made scarcely more than
a year apart Senator Dubois
reputation for veracity must suffer
in the estimation of honest men.
1t must be shown to be even worse
than the grammatical construction
of his declination to meet former
governor and United States senator
in public discussion.
In an interview in the Lewiston,
Tribune reprinted today, State
Chairman Jackson asserts that |
all the ministers of Boise lend I
active aid to the Dubois cause.
Admitting for arguments sake
she truth of this statement, look
1t the Inconsistency of such
church influence" op-
pose with church influence;
matters OF great national and
tate import laid aside while relig-
'us denominations war upon each
'ther, with the democratic party
heering them on. Think of the
rand old party Of Jefferson that
las boasted its defense of religious
liberty and individual rights for
nore than hundred years, glory
ng in the magnitude OF the sectar-
an strife it has engenderedi
How are the mighty fallenl
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1904-11-04
Doesn't Respecl Old Age.

It's shameful when youth fails to
show proper respect for old age, but
Just the contrary in the case OF DIR.
Kings New Life Pills. They cut
off maladies no matter how severe
and irrespective of Old age. Dys-
pepsia, Jaundice, Fever, Constipa-
ton all yield to this perfect Pill
25c, at w. H. Baugh's. Shoshone,
and W. V. Iorns', Hagerman,
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1904-11-04
A Runaway Bicycle.

Terminated with an ugly cut on
the leg OF J. B. Orner, franklin
Grove, Ill. 1t developed a stub
born ulcer unyielding to doctors
and remedies for four years. Then
Bucklen's Arnica Salve cured. Its
just as good for Burns, Scalds, Skin
Eruptions and Piles. 25c, at w.
H. Baugh's. Shoshone, and w. v.
Iorn's, Hagerman.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1904-11-04

For the benefit Of the public, l
wish to state that the Gooding
Bros. have never given me instruc-
tions about discharging men on
account of their political affilia-
tions.
The Clutches Bros. and other
men were discharged simply be-
cause the work on which they were
ran out, and not for any
political reasons.
F. C. PIERCE.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1904-11-04
Radium Energy. =

1t has been calculated that the en-
ergy stored up in fifteen grains of
radium is sufficient to raise 500 tons
weight mile high. An ounce would.
therefore, suffice to drive a 6fty-hcrse
power motor car at the rate of thirty
niles an hour around the world.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1904-11-04
THIS AD. is WORTH 81
HELP! SAVE IT!

The St. Louis Jewelry Co. have on
display in our store fulI line OF their
beautiful. highly popular and mp to-dates
SOLID GOLD and goid-filled jewelrv,
and. in order to advertise their line, are
going to give away $4,000 worth to-
o9r customers. MIND YOU, only
$25000 worth; when that is gone YOU
Will get no more except at The regular
retail price. Cut out this ad. and bring
it to our store, and for 81 90 and the al
we will give vou 81 90 worth of eweIry~
You will all want some OF these latest
designs for summer wear. when voul see
them, This is no cheap advertising
scheme, AS the goods in our store abun-
dainty prove, but liberal, bona fider
offer. Come and make vour own selec-
ton For the next so davs one coupon
good for Zoe free with every soc psrehase-
No matter what you buy yon get cou-
pom. Values given never before heard
of. Give ps call and we are sure we
can save yon money. Try US
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1904-11-04
A VERY BAD MIx-UP
Deserted by the Real Leaders, in the
Democratic Party, Dubois Is
Sinking In his Mire.

pdlSn progresses IL oecoiiies cltdrel
Z that there is no democratic ticke
Z in the field. Not speaker SEN
Il out by the alleged democratic man
, ayers mentions the national ticket
! or discusses a single issue or prin-
ciple of democracy. Republican
speakers assail the record
of the party of Jefferson,
criticise its national platform and
belittle its candidates and not a
word of defense is heard on the
stump from Senator Dubois, Me
Too Heitfeld, Sally Jane White,
Bill Stalker, the man ashamed of
his parents, or Charles Hammer'em
Jackson. All these oratorical stars
are as dumb as oysters except on
religious and moral questions,
which they expostulate upon, not
from practical view, but rather
from theoretical standpoint. All
are engaged in demolishing the
straw man constructed by Dubois
and labeled Mormon hierarchy
by that ever industrious and alert
politician. Less than two wears
ago he pronounced his bogy effigy
dead and laid him away to rest
beneath the epitaph ''Polygamy
(new polygamy) is dead" In
eulogy pronounced over the re-
mains in the United States senate
Mr.. Dubois declared that the Nor
mons were lawabiding citizens and
firm defenders of the cspstitutior,
that there could never be an hon
est discussion of the question of
polygamy because it. was of the
past; that he (Dubois), who knew
the Mormon people as no one else
knew them, because he lived among
them and had fought them harder
than anyone else, stood there in
his high place in the United States
as sponsor for the fidelity to
law and constitution of these peo-
pie, to proclaim to the world upon
his faith and honor as national
senator the good citizenship of
those who professed the Mormon
faith. Such was the eulogy of
Senator Dubois when in February,
1903, he placed his Mormon bogy
n the tomb, after pronouncing it
lead beyond even the power of
politician to resuscitate.
But Senator Dubois has seen fit
o go to the cemetery and desecrate
he grave of the bogy man that 4
nee before had frightened the peo- |
lie of Idaho into electing him to :
he senate; to tear away the wind b
ng sheet that his own loving hands o
ad wrapped about it, and, dressed :
q the habiliments of the living, to
ct it up like another golden calf
u his aggregation of former popu- =
SITS, silver republicans and rene fl
ades from all known political 0
arties to bow down to and wor- .
zip as thing of life and powerl e
uch a miracle has never before g
cen performed in modern times, n
we may except the unexpected p
turn to life of DR.. Doyle's master u
.ece of fiction, Sherlock Holmes.
And what excuse does Senator
ubois offer for resurrecting the
ormon question: Since he pro- 81
aimed it dead not state or eoun- iu
election has occurred in which X
ere was an opportunity to exer- of
se this much denounced 'schurch al
Senators Hepburn and pc
moot had already been elected to tit
e senate, and the Snioot inquiry 25
d failed to reveal a single polyg- an
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1904-11-04
DUBOIS WAS HERE
But lie Failed to flake Clear What
has Become of the Great Lead
crs of Idaho Democracy.

public at the opera house Tuesday
evening, devoting his address sole
ly to his so-called moral issue, tho
Mormon question.
Senator Dubois would have il
appear that the homes of this state
are in Immediate danger Of being
corrupted and that the moral level
of the people is about to be lowered
by the Mormon people The ques-
tion arises, is this "moral crusade
fathered by Dubois well founded?
Ii Dubois is right and the great
democratic party is the only party
with moral vision acute enough to
discern this impending evil, why is
it that Dubois is the only promi-
ncnt man within that party rails
ing his voice in warning? What
has become OF Uncle John Haley,
that grand old pioneer of Idaho
democracy2 Why is he not with
Dubois in this "moral crusader
VIII John Haley maintain a stol-
id silence if there be danger in the
Mormon people? Uncle John Hail
cy in the past has always been
found doing the battle of democ-
racy, but now he maintains dig
nified silence, goes totteriIlg about
his way, and laments that the par
ty which he helped organized in
this state; the party which he has
championed, nursed and nurtured,
has been captured by a political
trlckster.
Say, dear voter, where is Jim
Hawley in this moral crusader"
Jim Hawley is one of the big
men of this young state, and in the
past has never been found to falter
or to hesitate when a public duty
called; has at all times done battle
for his adopted party. James
Hawley is a man well known to,
and well acquainted with the Nor
mon people, and should he see
danger or evil in them, he would
not hesitate a moment to SO pro-
claim and to SO declare. But Haw- +
ley is as silent as the dumb, still
lava rock; has taken no part in this
moral crusade" for there is no
in James Hawley.
Dear voter, where is ex-Govern-
Or Frank Hunt, Ex-Governor Steun- {
anberg and the rest of that band of {
democrats who in the past have
lone successful battle for Idaho
democracy? Are they blind to this
,reat so-called evil, or if they see,
Why are their tongues palsied? r
Senator Dubois by a bare major '
ty gained control of the democratic =
,arty, and foisted this "moral7 is Z
ue on that party. His term ex- :
'ires in two years hence and Du- :.
The Princeton union., 1904-11-10

An Indiana travelling man went daft
or temporarily insane while in Mime
apolis last week, and between a fool
doctor, a fool nurse or attendant and
fool police the poor man became a
raving maniac. He was under treat
ment of physician at hotel and
also in care of q male attendant. and
as he became better he was permitted
to take walk on the streets. No
sooner did he mingle in the crowd
than, naturally enough, he became
violent, and broke away from his
nurse, who cried "PoliceE' and lot
OF other fool alarms. The poor man
was jumped on by the police, who
threw the handouts on him and strap
ped him, taking him to the lookup.
This proceeding put a most excellent
finish on the mans insanity, and he
became a raving maniac. The physi-
clan in charge should have placed the
man in a hospital with environments
calculated to restore him to his nor
NAL self. Many poor men and
women are driven hopelessly insane
by rash and foolish acts Of physicians
and attendants
The Princeton union., 1904-11-10

In our rapid development as ma
tion the exciting issues of yesterday
become almost the. unforgotten chap
ters OF to-day. It was but a few
years ago that the whole west was
afame with the free silver issue, but
together with natural laws and polit-
ical mandate the issue has been Gre
mated, and new ones have taken it's
place. That development is best
that fosters the legitimate. growth OF
all industries, and agricultural and
industrial development is what ex-
pands the domestic and foreign com
merce of the country. To-day the
great west is interested in the reclaim
alton of it's semi-arid and arid lands,
and the federal aid in this reclamation
is just what has won the heart of the
mighty west. President Roosevelt
we'll understands the needs Of the west
and it's promising future. and he has
labored hard for such legislation as
will benefit the west. The people of
the west know this and this. accounts
for the loyal support given him by
the states between "where rolls the
Oregon and the Mississippi valley.
The Princeton union., 1904-11-10

The English jury that investigated
the killing Of the members of the Hull
fishing feet reported that the fisher.
men met death by shots fired without
warning or provocation from certain
Russian warships. The Russian ad.
miral, Retchenwhengtchski, or some.
thing similar, will dispute the verdict
OF the jury. He insists he can tell a
japanese torpedo boat from a fishing
smack. Just wait until he sees the
y = 'f%- - fr5;... ,zsgl-s5 5sgr--i-5
real thing. ,.
The Princeton union., 1904-11-10
Standard Oil ROckefel1er has

Standard Oil Rockefeller has been
having his first ledger printed in
pamphlet form and presented to the
members of his Sunday school class
as an incentive for them to save and
be thrifty. From September 26th,
1855, to Jan. l, 1856, John says he re-
ceived just $50, and after paying for
his board and his washing he saved a
little. That's nothing to brsg about
John. There are whole lot of young
fellows doing as well as that now, and
II you could give them few tips on
the market they might be able to do
little better.