The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-06-16

generally punch OF tfVupio IN us
r guise. Record Herald.
r The Explanations: 'He says he moves
r In the best society" 80 he does; he
u owns a furniture yan."-smart Set.
Y Quite Dinerent.-she- what
would you be now II il weren't for my
! money! Hs-A Observation-Disclosures.
: Congratulations Sarah.
: I've been nominated. Sarah with de-
light Honestlys Politician-whst
differences does that makef-Detrois
Free Press
Doctor Want to get up. ehf All I
thought my medicine would fetch you
out OF bed. Tommy-Yes. an then.
besides. seen circus poster.-Phila.
driphia Bulletin
The Reward OF Economy .-Kwoter
What's that old saying, Take care
OF the pennies. and Newitt-And
the dollars win take care OF your heirs
Philadelphia Press.
!, sr. JacksoR-Huh! Dat new-fangied
coffee mill 20 bought doan grind al ALL
Mrs. Jackson Yeas. its lax some hus-
bands. Expensive. goes aroun' a LOT
en- d0an do no wuk.-ruek.
wederly-why don't you get mar
riedi SingletoR-I cant afford IL
wederiy AFFORD II. Why. Nhea
l was your age I was 80 poor thar
had to marry -chieaso News
4 wont be good. said willy.
Then santa Claus won't bring yoa
any presenEs.- Wasn't I bad last
year. and didn't get more'n eyerg'-
Cincinnati commsre ai.Tr.bune.
Knew what struck him; paiy-Ys
were sunstguek. - sayl Why maa
alive. ~ sun eouid ngver d.snsuse
mans face Ike that Hney-is d0nt
know me 500, DAILY -firoekiyn Life.
Sword swal0wer: YES. John has
quit accepting iayltafions 10 dianer At
the basEisys'@ he hast Way. what's
the uaursgs "fls says their HALVES
are 20 sharp they eur his Hansh- "-Ex-
Hs-Thrrs il one Thing 10 particular
Ike about spinsters. sae-Ana ~has
Is thats Hs-They never bcfs fri-
low b. telling bin bow they used 10
DO and that before be vas bonn
New Yorker.
Disabled. why don't yoa eat your
pie. unels fteuben7 poat yeu iike
pumpkin pieg~ Yes. IKE Il 81 right.
but that young woman yoa'ss gvt help
Ia you around hes~ tnok ny katie
away. Chicago Record Herald
Bride (disronsoiatsiyi-~ Half ~ we'd.
ding prrsenss asr ehep piated thinks
aiothrr-NcFeF miad. my desF, 30 ous
will suspect Il. I have hired two DO
tectives to rake themselves cpuspiea-
Gus watching Ihen.-Ssw Yosk Week.
".
Lady Visitor 90 llffis ElrD- What
became OF the iitfir kitteu you had
here onee7 tIule Glrl Why. hasrns
you heardl Lady tisitof No Mas
be drowusdl Little oiFi-Why. 10 II
srowsd up 10 b. eat-lilussratsd
Bits
Dashaway--A few short hours ago
vas sitting with a gifl. telling her
be was ths only ous Ia all the world
ever loved. aad 20 forth. and 20 forth
'lsvrrtou she believed you.
Iidnt sh~f How could she help ~
Why. I believed II myself. ~-tifr.
Brand New Mrs. Dove-firnry.
hink you are positively cruel usrs
We tried 90 hard to cook you a nics
lanrr. aud you hasrnt he'd word to
ny TO rss about H. Mr.. Duve-Darilnx.
love you too much for that n I'd
nd what thought. you'd never speak
} tho axniH.-iIoston Transcript,
Setting Himself Right, what do
ou consider tho greatest object Of IN
rest In EnglandY' asked the inter
ever Well answered tho great
cturrr from abroad. II arrived hero
sstrrday. and" "Of COURSE
tcIabned the interviewer. apoloxvtlc.
~. 4 meant tho Creates object Of
terrst next to yourself. Tit
Miss Boosting fit couldn't have been
III comfortable ausomobiIing along
mt back road yesterday. Miss t1urt.
'-ohl did you sec Mr.. Huggard aud
% Miss Bo@ting and when
Nv you. you were oscillatinx from
10 side to the other. Miss Flurfsy-
b. that's obi The osculating was
on his de.-PhiladeIpbla Press.
The Dominant Ianitor: Mrs Mccall
And what did you say your eldest
y's full name wasl Mrs. DE Courscy
Michael BranBixnn De Cour@ay.
=. Mccall wcIl-er-that's rather
4 Mrs. De Courscy-Yes. but. you
!. when he was born We didn't want
rove out. Mr.. Michael iirsnnixan
3 the janitor. -Phlladelphis Press.
dug the bruised
q battered form Of the inventor out
I'M under the ruins of his flying ma.
pc. II want to say." he whispered.
arsely. shat my invention Is going
be n magnificent SUGGEST ! have
ind out just what ails ItF' Waving
surgeons away. he continued TO
< to the reporters Chicago Trib-
he Strategy OF samuel: Proud
.her--1 tell you. sir. that boy OF
10 will be wonderi Friend (wesr.
What wonderful thing has he
Q now7 Proud Fatbcr-Why. the
er day he ate all the preserves Ia
pantry. I overheard him say. rs
smcared the cats face with the
4: I'm sorry. Tom. to do THE. but
ant have the old folks suspect
"--smart Set.
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