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RAILROADS.
SOUTHERN RAILWAY.
SCHEDULE EFFECTsvE MAY %. 1904

SCHEDULE EFFECTSYE MAY %. 1904.
Trains leave from Pennsylvania Station.
1885 A. NJ DAILY-Local for Harrisonburg
Warrenton, Danville. and way stations
1851 A NJ. DAILY-United States Fast Mail
First-class coaches and drawing room sleeper
to New orleans. Sleeper TO jacksonville
Dining car service.
4:O1 p. VI. WEEK DAYS-Local for Harrison
burg and way stations on Manassas Branch.
ASS p ~ DAILY-Local for Warrenton and
Charlottesville.
900 p NJ DfILY-New York and Atlanta Ex-
press. First-class coach to Atlanta, sleeper to
Columbus via atlanta. Sunset tourist, sleeper
Washington TO San Francisco MONDAYS Wed
nesdays, and Fridays. Dining car service a la
carte.
1000 P. NJ DAILY-New York and Memphis
Limited (via Lynchburg). First-class coach
and sleeping car to Roanoke, Knoxville, Chat
tsnooga, and Memphis; sleeper to New Or
leans. Dining car service.
lO:45 p. ~ DAILY-Washington and South
western Limited. All Pullman train, club and
observation cars to Atlanta and Macon; sleep
Memphis, and New Orleans
TRAINS on BLUEMONT BRANCH
Leave Washington $40 A. NJ, 1870 =. NJ A:4O
p NJ, sos P. NJ, 6:25 p. NJ, week days; e:25
p. NJ. for Leesburg only Sunday trains leave
Washington 0:Ol A. NJ, 9:lO A. NJ, o:25 P. NJ.
for Bluemont.
Through trains from The South arrive Wash
ington 6;42 A. NJ, 6:52 A. NJ, $3.50 \. NJ, 400
p NJ. 9:40 p. ". DAILY. Local trains from
Harrisonburg, 1:55 A. NJ, weeks days. and 9:20
Z. NJ. DAILY. From Charlottesville, s:25 A.
NJ. and 900 P. NJ. DAILY.
Tickets, sleeping car reservations, and detail
ed information can be had at ticket Offices, 7O5
18th St, Oil Pennsylvania ave. and Pennsylva-
MIA Station. Baggage checked through from no
tells and residences
Phone 1910. p r. r. Cab Service
e, II. ACKERT, General Manager
8. II. HARDWICK, Pass TRAIT Mgr.
". II. TAYLOE, Gen, Pass. Agt
l. s BROWN General Agent
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FOR SALE
] new room cottage, just completed,
with 10000 feet of ground. Price, s.. 500.
room house, with large grounds,
in first-clasS condition. Price 81 500.
l 10 room house, with ! acre Of
ground. Price, 81, 200: complete repair.
! Il room house with all convent
ences: hot and cold water; steam heat;
porcelain bath, ETC., with = acres Of
ground. Price. s., 200.
All located at Berwyn Heights, Nd.
Steam and electric railways. Prices,
so per cent of real value. Easy terms.
JOHN J. KLEfNER q Co,
rnv2o-q GOT 617 + st NV
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ANAcosTIA REAL ESTATE.

FOR SALE
We have a number Of houses that we can sell
you on easy terms; large yards for garden and
terms easy.
We have 4 number Of large and small farms in
close proximity 10 city. Call, write, or phone
rs Send for our list Of houses and farms
JORDAN & RICHARDSON,
mys-o0t Anacostia- d. q.
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ONE CAP EARE

At Dist. Line City and Suburban cars,
beyond lexington. left 20 &c lots, $500 50.
IT: will sell coming week 500 each.
Shade; high and beautifully located, and
only 10 min. walk (boardwalk) TO cars: IS
down, balance monthly. Apply ROGERS
OFFICE, Dist. Line Station. Best in
yestment and most beautiful lots about
Washington. my21-14t
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Six rooms. a detached brick house.
Lot IS feet front. A good opportunity
for q hOmeseekeT.
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SUBURBAN HOMES.

All new and different. Six to eight
rooms; some with baths; hot water
boilers: Potomac water; furnaces, and
latrobes; hreplaces: gas piping; large
lots. School adjoining. Street cars 70
city, is minutes, one fare. High ground.
Choice of seven houses and 100 lots.
Your own terms. BEAUTIFUL Ell
LASTON TERRACE. Office on prop
erty 10Th st. and Rhode Island ave.
ne. Take green cars on G st my14-tf
FOR SALE-A bargain; IA acres and
good seven or eight room house, with out
buildings; not far from Arlington, and
about q mile from Columbia, station, on
electric car line; good land for trucking /.
price, 50 500 Very easy terms. MOORE
% I. 4 ct
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Six rooms. bath. etc. Lot 1S1zx9S
Alley. Rents $3.50 per month. A
greatly reduced price.
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FOR SALT
81 80
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MOORE & HILL Qnc.). III 1Ith St. NV.
rpV2S-tf
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= 80 p. ~
CINCINNATI, ST. LOUIS and LOUISVILLE,
1905 4 m, 's:O5 p m. -12i45 night
PITTs3URG and CLEVELAND 1905 a. m. Z,
-s:l5 p. m. and 'l2:45 night.
COLUMBUS. '7:SO p. m.
WHEELING, 1905 a. m, '7:S0 p. N.
WINCHESTER. ''s:S5 a. m, 80 :O5, $500
p
ANNAPOLIS, week days, 500. $50 a m,
200 noon. 400. eco p. m. Sundays. s:S5 a
n, $50 p. N.
a m. +s%I:15, - .O5, $3.50 p. m.
HAGEBsTOWN. ''lO:O5 a m. and $500
y.
Boyd and way points, .'s:35 .''e:15 a. m,
'''l 10, $500, $3.50, '''l0:15. '"lIiS0 p. m.
GAITHERSBCRG and way points, 'Ss 35.
s"-p:I5 a. m, $3.50 ''s1:l5, ''8:2O. "'5 90,
1906 $3.50, $3.50, s''7.35. '''l0:l5, cell 30
p. m.
Washington Junction and way points. - 5j.
''@e rs a. m, -ssl rs, $500, $3.50 p. m.
'Daily. @+Except Sunday. '''Sunday only.
Baggage called for and checked from hotels
and residences by Union Transfer Co. on orders
left at ticket Offices, 6l9 Pennsylvania ave. NV,
New York ave and 18th ST.. and at station
s. B. HEGE, District Passenger Agent
D. B. MARTIN, Manager Passenger Traffic
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On a numbered street, between B
and c Streets north. Eight rooms.
Stone and brick front Lot III feet
deep. New bathroom; porcelain tub,
etc. Newly papered-
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So 500

FOR SALE-Two very cheap homes
Northeast
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BALTIMORE AND OHIO R. r.
ROYAL BLUE LINE
Trains "Every Other Hour on
the Odd Hour" to
r,ryrr 1nrr nuTA Ann uru yODZ

a7.OOa m Diner. Pullman Sleeper.
ssp. 100 a. IN. Buffet, Parlor 5 Hr. Train
ssso:O0 a m. Diner and ParloT Car.
ell 90 a. m Diner and Parlor Car.
> 90 D. ID. Diner and Parlor Car.
q. 100 .. m. Royal Limited" All Pullman.
sss 90 D. NJ. Coaches to Philadelphia.
$500 D. m. Diner and Pullman Sleeper.
800 D. m. Coaches to Philadelphia.
al 30 p. M. Sleepers.
800 a. m. Sleepers.
Atlantic City, 200, 1900. '.1I 90 a. m,
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100000.
JOSEPH /. WELLER,

REALTY BROKER.
Tel. z. S5S No COZ st. n. W.
ny23-tf
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FOR SALE-Suburban-S w. PICK
FORD. Extraordinary offer. Half-acre
tracts, 20 minutes from Patent office.
on dilect car line, scent fare. IN an
improving section. High elevation
ore block from electric cars. Prices.
$500 and 500 per half acre. s. w. PICK
FORD. 81 Colorado Building my30-3t
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MOORE & HILL Qnc.). III 14th St. NV.
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No limit Is placed OF tie
number OF estimates to be
filed, and every one has the
privilege OF fling as many as
desired. For every estimate.
however. a Times coupon. an
indicated herewith. must be
inclosed.
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WHITE CROFT.
At termination Of 14th St new
line. Capital Traction extended).
A few choice lots still for sale.
Will double their value in eighteen
months.
WILLIGE, GIBBS & DANIEL,
EXCLUSIVE AGENTS,
COS Thirteenth st. NV. my23- If
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and pleasure in the home the hearts
and memories of the recipients, ever
inviting the remembrance of the MEM
bers contributing the gift, who wish
that the pathway of the governor and
his estimable wife be along a bright
ly lighted and pleasantly situated
roadway of life.
AT this juncture Mr.. L. L. Kiene sec
rotary of the club, playing the part of
Lucifer, brought into the room, full
lighted, a beautiful sterling silver table
piece.
The governor was taken completely
by surprise, his heart filing with u
deep emotion which his tongue could
only partly express.
Mr.. White, H. r. B., was called upon
to respond to his toast which had been
kindly placed on a typewriter slip be-
fore his plate. His appearance was the
occasion of much applause and more
confusion. He had great difficulty in
pursuing any particular thread of dis
course and permitted his remarks TO
take the part of a dialogue in which
he held his own and turned his own
discontinue upon members who at
tempted to discourage and disconnect
any words and sentences which the
speaker felt inspired to utter. In the
language of the epitaph upon the stone
above the Thunder Mountain mining
shark, Mr.. White was compelled to adj
NIT that This was one on him.
Each guest was given an opportunity
to entertain as best he could his fell
low diners. There were many refer
ences to wakes, pail bearers and fun
erals in connection with the recent
withdrawal of Governor Bailey from
the race for the nomination but none
apparently enjoyed the thruSts more
than did Governor Bailey himself, His
hilarity was certainly not check
ed in the least so far as all outward ap-
pearances, by the fact that the whole
souled and good-hearted governor was
to serve but one term.
The Democratic members assured the
governor not one was for Hoch.
The occasion also demonstrated that
champagne. claret and Burgundy are
not essential to lively and sparkling
feasts and toasts at a Kansas ban
Quet.
The guests responded to the senti-
ments as follows. adhering with more
or less persistency to the subjects as
signed:
William NJ, Davidson. Toastmaster:
Anything but history, for history may be
false"
William Allen White: How well have
solved the vexing problem of champion
ing both sides of a question at the same
B. H. Pugh: Each man raps on his
John Macdonald: s-some said: John,
print it, Others said: Not So"
Frank Foster: The grey mare is the
Richard F. Hayden: Sometimes if I
waver in my loyalty to my old friends.
blame me not, for it's my heart that
does it,
L l. Kiene: .I am Sir Oracle, and
when I ope my lips let no dog bark
Albert Watkins: Seven hours to the
law; To soothing slumbers seven. Ten
to the world allot, And all to heaven.
Edwin d. McKeever: I'm In the swim
and all We little fishes beware
John A. Daley: For it's the sport to
have the engineer hoist with bis own Pc
Charles D. WEIGH: "He sits on the pin
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WILL TALK 1T OVER.
Commercial Interests Fedora
tion Calls Meeting for March 5.

The Kansas Federation of CONNER
cial Interests has issued the following
circular letter:
Wichita, Kan, March 1, 1904.
Believing that the time has arrived
for the business interests of the state
to take an active part in naming some
of our state officers and exacting of our
Legislators the passage of laws that
will secure for the commerce Of this
state advantages to which we are by
right entitled and should therefore de-
mand, it has been decided to call a
mass convention of the business men
and producers of the state at Wichita
on Tuesday, March 8, which is the day
prior to the meeting of the Republic
can state convention.
No doubt an aggregation of men who
would be thus brought together would
exert very beneficial influence on the
delegates in attendance and would
largely shape its course relative to the
selection of a competent and equitable
board of railroad commissioners and
further the interests of badly needed
state legislation on the transportation
question.
Headquarters will be established by
the Kansas Federation Of Commercial
interests, a body of from so to 100 bust
ness organizations of the state, that
have already made their influence felt
in political circles.
The question of the proper and just
regulation of the carrying corporations
of this state is the most vital one now
before our people, and one in which
our producing and commercial inter
ests have their future prosperity large
ly at stake.
Those manipulating the politics of
our state are but human, and are only
awaiting an expression from the bust
ness interests as to their desires and
necessities when they stand ready to
cooperate in the necessary efforts to
bring about desired conditions.
Your attendance and that of your fell
bowman interested in these questions
at this mass meeting, will be highly
appreciated by those working for better
conditions, and will have a decided eff
feet for the cause of right and justice
in the state convention.
You can well afford to intrust your
business to your assistants for one day
and attend this meeting, knowing the
very great results for good that are
sure to follow a strong and united de-
mand.
HARRY M'MILLAN, Pres.
H l. RESING. Sec.
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QUAKER REFLECTIONS.

TFrom the Philadelphia Record.1
1t doesn't take eight quarts to make
a peck of trouble.
The shadow of suspicion always has
something behind it.
In spite of the old adage, many a
man spends his time saving money.
The greedy man tries to seize an OPP
portunity before he really sees it.
When you attempt to crack a joke, be
sure it's all that it is cracked up to be.
One fool in a family ought to be
enough, but it seldom happens that
way.
Wealth does not necessarily bring
happiness, but, then, neither does pow
erty.
Some people talk in their sleep, and
others give the impression of sleeping
in their talk.
Even when he does business on a
small scale the coal dealer has to have
a large one.
When you embark on the sea of
matrimony be sure that you won't re-
quire a relief expedition.
Mrs. Muggins says her face is
her fortune" Mrs. Buggins-'Well, she
certainly has the necessary cheek"
Appearances are sometimes decep-
tive. The fellow who is up with the
lark may not have been to bed at all.
Nell-"How does she manage to liye?''
Belle-'She gives singing lessons, and
that keeps the wolf from the door"
Nell-"Gracious! Is her voice SO bad
&c +bat9,,
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Porto Rieo's commerce with foreign
countries amounted in 1903 to S. 515, 365,
of which 81, 119, 523 was imports and $4,
267 $40 domestic exports, the remaining
1921. 1872 being re-exporta lions of foreign
products. The largest imports in 1908
were from Spain, $693. 95S against sS27,-
O35 in 1902; from Nova Scotia and New
Brunswick, s377.225. against s42s, 500 in
1902; from the United Kingdom. 1927, -
$40 against s340.979 in the preceding
year; from Germany. $144, 6s5, against
49,, 429 in 1902, and from Uruguay,
S144, 44S. against $63. 924 in the preceding
year. The domestic exports to foreign
countries We're in 1908, 81, 267 80,
against Ss,676.657 in 1902. the largest
expectations being to France 81, 7S4. no,
against 81, O64 1894 in 1902; to Spain, $780,
III. against $72S. 224 in the preceding
year; to Nova Scotia and New Bruins
wick, $276.156, against 1929, 741 in 1902;
TO Austria-Hungary, 1925. 1898, against
S267, 316 in 1902, and to Cuba, 1896, SIS,
against $780,, 749 in the preceding year.
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|nacle of his position, nervous and inse-
cure"
o. P. N. McClintock: when II teach.
let no man Ope his mouth
John +. Swftzer: -OVer all my broad
acres l gaze serene, but unsatisfied -
Charles K Holiday: Fame and wealth
can only be acquired by hard and unre-
uniting toll, and let US strive together to
impress upon the youth of the and this
important fact, learned in TIE school of
experience
Frank P. MacLennan: tbs said that
where there's smoke, there must be fire;
therefore, do set myself to the task of
raising the smoke.
l. s. Ferry: Verify. he hath a judi
cial mind and, sad to relate, there is
naught upon which it may be exercised -
Thomas A. McNeal: I'm all thy humors
whether grave or mellow, thourt such a
touehy, teSty, pleasant fellow, hast so
much wit and mirth and spleen about
thee, There i. no living with thee. nor
Harry j. Bone: Like a ship without
its rudder, am adrift on the sea of pol
itics."
General J. w. F. Hughes: Fine raj
ment and gold lace do T despise, for well
know that plain, modest garments be-
fit a calm, unruffled exterior =
Lewis A. Stebbins: Divide your sub
stance with your brothers, is a. pleasing
doctrine-for Others
Aston w. Dana: II am as sober as q
judge
Rev. Abram Wyman: 'I can tell you
no more if I preach u whole year.
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WAY TO STOP LYNoH1Nc.

A negro accused of murder. in Ten
nessee, is likely to escape lynching be-
cause of the offer of a reward for his
arrest. Sheriff Johnson, of Batesville,
has the negro in custody and is hold
ing him for the reward of $500. At Tut
wiler they want to burn the negro alive.
and, having made all preparations for
the cremation, have sent officers of the
law to Tutwiler to get the negro for
them. This seems queer employment
for officers of the law. by the way"
says the Rochester Democrat and
Chronicle, but in the south anything
in the wav Of Iawlessness is possible.
1t is doubtful. though, whether their
mission will succeed, because Sheriff
Johnson doesn't want to lose his $500.
If it wasn't for that he would hand
over his prisoner to the 1ynchers with
out any fuss. The story suggests a
practical method for putting a stop to
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LOCAL MENTION.

Married-Mr. Griffith Kerr and Miss
Cora j. Lawrence were married at the
home of the bride in this city. Wed
nesday evening, March 2, 1904. at 2
O'Clock, Rev A. Scott Bledsoe officfat-
ing. Mr.. l. N. Lawrence, father of the
bride, is the head carpenter at the
state hospital and Mr.. Kerr. the groom
is prosperous young farmer of Glen
loch, Anderson county, Kan. Many
valuable presents and a fine dinner
were features of the occasion.
Suit for divorce has been commenced
by airs. Stella Drummond apainsf
Alexander Drummond. The princinaIs
were married in 1887 and have two
children. Drummond was once a sue
cessful business man. but was ruined
by drink.
Judge Hazen and County Attorney
Hungate went to Silver Lake vester-
day Afternoon for a duck hunt They
were caught by the cold wave.
Mayor BergundthaI went to Ross
VIE Wednesday to attend to some
business connected with his lumber
yard located there. He is expected
home today.
Alonzo Wardall left today for Cali
fornia, to be gone three months. He
VIII spend his time organizing CO.
operative stores in California and
Washington.
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Suit for Attorney Fee.

George E. Stoker, the Topeka attor-
ney, has filed a suit for $3.50 against
the Santa Fee railroad in an effort to
collect fee as an attorney for Mrs
Ella Seaman, who had brought suit
against the road for damages. Mr..
Stoker states in his petition that suit
was brought for $4,000, an agreement
having been made between him ana the
plaintiff that he should receive one half
the money so secured. He alleges that
c. J. Wood, an attorney for the rail-
road went to Mrs. Seaman and secured
a settlement of the case by payment of
$500, and that Wood promised Mrs. Sea-
man that the railroad would settle Sto
ker's claim for attorney hire. AS vet.
Mr.. Stoker says, he has received moth
ing from the railroad, although he has
rightfu1 claim under the settlement eff
fected
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S. C. MILLER DIVORCED.
Wife of Ex-COuncilman Alleges
Extreme Cruelty.

In the district court Wednesday aft
ernoon decree of divorce with ALI
mony was granted to Mary A. Miller
from Samuel G. Miller. The petition
had been filed only a few minutes be-
fore and the case was rushed through
the court in record breaking time and
without spectators. j. B. Larimer was
attorney for the plaintiff. There was
no contest. The divorced people have
been married only about two years and
are we'll known residents of North To-
peka, Mr.. Miller having formerly been
a n4mber of the city council, and also
a member of the school board. Mrs.
Miller is now employed as a teacher in
the city schools and was in the schools
before her marriage.
Extreme cruelty is charged as the
grounds for the suit, but it is probable
that this is only a technical allegation.
Previous to ner marriage Mrs. Miller
was Mrs. Mary A. West. Millers mar
riage with Mrs. West was his second,
his former wife having met her death
in a gasoline explosion a few months
before his second marriage.
Judge Hazen ordered that Mrs. Miller
be given possession of all the household
effects and that she receive $667 as ali
mony from the sale of the property
where they have resided on North Van
Buren, street. The divorce does not be-
come operative until after six months
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BIG CROWDS AT CIRCUS.
Is Much Larger THAI
Last Year

The attendance at the indoor circus
at the Auditorium has been unexpected
ly good and for the present engagement
will probably more than double that of
last year, when the management made
some money It is doubtless Immediate
ly due to the fact that when here last
season the circus made a good reputa-
ton for itself. and that it has been re-
membered from last year as remark
ably good attraction.
But the improvement in the show it,
self since last year has been marked,
and if the weather is propitious the last
three nights of the week will doubt
less be better than the first three have.
The attendance for the three nights on
which the circus has shown has been
as follows Monday, 1896; Tuesday,
1888; Wednesday. 1901; total 1865
The total attendance for the week
last year was 1879.
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JAYHAWKER Jors.

The latest addition to Salinas popu-
lation is the peanut race.
1t is claimed that too many Horton
young men mix rye with the wild oats
they SOW.
The egg trust has been cracked al
Newton. The fruit is now retailing at
IA cents DOZEN
Butler county leads the procession
with the most bitter political row in
the state outside of Sumner.
Friends of an S0-year-old Yelling
ton woman, just to show her a good
time. gave her a birthday watch
To a man working on a salary that
$4,000 that foated into the state treas
ury the other day seemed like easy
money.
A Parsons man forged his wife's
name, presuming on her good nature to
let him down easy. But that was her
cross day.
DR.. Snow reports dry February. It
may have been in Lawrence but the
usual number of Topeka joints were
running.
The odor of dead fish in a pond near
Lawrence almost offsets the decay
dence of d we'll known Douglas county
politician.
Fire destroyed a Wellington ice
house The water was all frozen of
course and could not be used to quench
the flames.
A novel entertainment at Ulysses
was a cent social. Every seventh per-
son was admitted free and given a free
cent lunch.
A Mankato hen who led ten little
chicks forth from a hidden nest week
ago, is cackling over her masters tur-
tie like incubator.
A Wichita woman has sued a gam
bier for the return of the money her
husband lost to him at faro She al
Ieges that it was not a fare" deal.
St David's day was celebrated in
Usage and Lyon counties. These are
probably the only two counties in the
state that have enough Welchmen TO
form an organization.
The Sedan grave digger who is some
thing of a humorist as we'll as a poll
tician, remarked the other day as he
closed the cemetery gates, I've made