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Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-08-27
Where the Hair for Switches" Come.

Nose Of the black hair used in wigs
and switches comes from the CON
vents Of Italy and Spain, while the fair
and red hair comes mainly from the
heads Of Russian, Swedish, German and
Danish peasant girls
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-08-27

Piso's Cure for Consumption is the best
medicine / have ever found for coughs
and colds.-Mrs. Oscar Trip, Big Rock,
H., March 20. 1901
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-08-27

Webster City. Ia, carries the idea Of
municipal ownership TO the extent of the
municipality owning the towns daily
newspaper,
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-08-27

MRS. wINSLow'S SOOTHING SYRUP for
Children tecthins sOftens the gums, reduces in
tammation, aliays pain, wind cole. IS
cents a bottle.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-08-27

On American railroads annually 6T5,-
100000 passengers are carried II ,500,00O
600 miles.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-08-27

-Shellhsh were responsible for nine
cases OF typhoid fever in London last
year.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-08-27
BECOME A TRAINED NURSE

The Milwaukee, 90 Hospital Training school
FOR Nurses, incorporated under the laws OF tho
State OF Wisconsin, Offers a Superior Course Of
Training to bright, ambitious women who do.
re- 70 enter the profession " Nursing; instruc-
tion in hospital wards 400 BEDS, lectures by
eminent physicians. The nurses home bnild
ing. separated from the hospital IL large com
modious Nrd afford. all modern sanitary i'm.
proycments. Monthly Cash Allowance. For
booklet and application write Secretary NJ G.
II Training School for Nurses. Wauwatosa,
Wisconsin.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-03-12
How She Retained Her youth

Women who are asking how to keer
young as the gray hairs appear above
their brows would do we'll to try the
recipe Of an old lady who, although
she had seen so years, never impressed
one as being old, because her heart was
still young and sympathetic. When
asked how she had secured such an.
parent youth In age she said:
Il knew how to forget disagreea BILE
things.
Il tried to master the art of saving
pleasant things.
Il did not expect too much of nv
friends.
II kept my nerves we'll In hand and
did not allow them to bore other
people.
~ tried to find any work that cana
to hand congeniaL
Il retained the illusions of nv vourb
and did not believe every man a liar
and every woman spiteful.
Il did my best to relieve the misery
l came In contact with, and symna-
thized with the suffering.
I'm fact l tried to do to others os
l would be done by"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-03-12

Though in the trade Of war have
slain men," said Iago, yet do hold
1t very stuff Of the conscience to do nc
contrived murder" Most civilized men
feel the same way. 1t is held to be
right to take a fellow creatures life
because his nation and your own are
at odds over q piece of territory or a
diplomatic punctilio. 1t Is likewise
held to be measurably defensible If
you Kill him in the heat Of quarrel. It
Is deemed permissible and even neces-
sary to Kill him-by hanging him-if
ne Kills some one else otherwise than
In the ways specified. But deliberate
ly to end his life in cold blood is held
to be murder outright, for which there
can be no defense in law or In morals.
Certain gentlemen have arisen, how
ever with new theory-or rather the
rehabilitation of an old theory. They
maintain that 1t Is not only proper but
commendable to kill your fellow man
FOR his own good. They insist, that Is,
that when your fellow man is iucura-
bly, Ill or mortally hurt 1t Is advisable.
quietly, decently, humanely, to end
his sufferings." They maintain that
such a course would be a step for
ward in civilization and a step further
away from barbarism." They propose
that board Of physicians and laymen
should hear and decide upon such
cases and issue the necessary orders
for euthanasia, which Is the Greek
word for the process. The PROPOSAL
appears to meet with qualified approv-
al from physicians, but with distinct
disapprobatton from every one else
The explanation Of this division of
opinion Is alleged to be that the physl-
clans favor euthanasia because II NJ.
fers plan for covering up their mis-.
takes, while the laymen oppose 1t BE-
cause of a disagreeable apprehension
that the mortuary board might blum
der and order Quietus for people who
could easily recover. 1t can readily he
seen that such a situation would nor
be conducive to tranquility of mind
There appears, however, to be a possi.
BILE way out Of the deadlock. How
would 1t do to cont1ne the euthanasia
experiment to physicians exclusively
for period Of FIVE or ten years and
thus see how 1t works? If all the doc
tors are not killed off by that time II
Will be moderately safe to begin oper-
ating the system upon the laity.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-03-12
QyEER yroRDFS

senator Knute Nelson of Minnesota.
VINO Is Norwegian by birth, speaks
Norwegian, Swedish, Danish, German
and English, and has a good under
standing Of French. He is one of the
most accomplished linguists in the
Senate.
Nats IN Japan almost universally
nave short tails, and if a cat does come
INTO the world with lengthy caudal
appendage 1t Is usually chopped off, for
the Japs detect likeness to snakes in
the long tail and cannot endure IT, Tho
Japanese cat has the usual number Of
bones In Its tail. but they are not de-
veloped.
A startling fact which has recently
been demonstrated is that the eouo+or
Is not perfect circle. If Won conld
drop plumbline from Ireland through
10 New Zealand, it would he somewhat
longer than another which cut tho
earth at right angles to it. The djfrar-
ence has not yet been ascertained with
absolute accuracy.
lelter was received at the East
Dorset (Nt.> postoffice few weeks ooo
postmarked at Spokane Falls, Wash
and directed to Benjamin Ames or onv
of his descendants. 1t proved 70 ho
from man who sixty years ago board
ed with Mr.. Ames for time and loft
without paying his board bill He
said that he was now SO years old and
wanted to pay. The bill was sent him
and he sent check for the amount
Male "housemaids" are the most 20
cent contribution to the solving of 49,
servant problem in Great Britain ~
seems. Several thousands of Foroior
young men have recently been trans
ported to London to engage in ganoro,
domestic work In British househol,7a
So far nothing but commentator =.
heard on the subject. These men Gov
wants. say their employers, do the worl-
That has generally been allotted -
women In cleaner, quicker and mora
thorough fashion than the seq tba1
nave displaced. They waste less time
nave no grievances. no visitors " osIr
no higher wages, and do not bn+hor
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-03-12

about Evenings out" Altogether 70
the future carries out the pr0nhocT - ~
inc present it will not be LONG hefo 70
the reign of women workers IN the
essentially womanly field Of hora ne
Wltery" will be quite eclipsed NV +ho
masculine superiority therein shown
The long, stiff tail-featbers ~ .
Woodpecker enable the bird to o,ina 4. "
the trunk of tree in an unriob+ So ~
s sUn i0r a long time and bore away for
o oGtu, me Dill OF a woodpecker is
Drev a "S S 81 as that of a bird of
ptey, ana M IN the woodcock of Northern
S aS,ne ene Dill is found at It's greatest
Sen'hSd The tongue much ro
iona O, 0m. an angle worm, and is verv
, ,Uns ana admirably adapted for sn rels
A sap sometimes the tongue Is not
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-03-12

In these days Of electricity it cannot
be questioned that there are methods
whereby the fact Of an open switch
may be communicated to someone in
season to prevent an accident. Switches
are not placed out in the open country,
Tar from a railroad station. They are
easily reached by the station master or
yard worker, The installati ton of
q system Of signals to call attention
to every such failure Of the memory of
the trainmen might cost large sum
OF money, but 1t may not be doubted
that the cost of single disaster would
more than make good the expense of
the installation.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-03-12

aid is indeed unfortunate

aid is indeed unfortunate We have long peneveu ~ .
condition Of affairs would correct itself One OF the
that our young have been SO wiling 10 lee .uv
This can hardly be said to hold good today Inc Lloiey
cor topnhone and free rural mail delivery have Wengh
wiped out the distinctions between city end SUBURBAN
Another powerful factor now working lor INC
If tho oonntrv life Is the agricultural college, Our young
men are fast learning that farming Is no longer e n"
hazard business of former day. but Is one OF the os
exactng and scientific of pursuits. With this Kno"euse
comes higher respect the vocation and stronger
desire TO enter the Industry The tide Is thus gradually
but surely turning and the time is near at hano "heh
farming will be held in the high regard here tnat IL
has long been in England. In that country "nen n'4n
achieves financial he at seeks country estate
for home
Here the reverse has long held true and the city nome
has been held up as IDEAL This false system OF ethics
is rapidly going to the wall and more eAateu luea "a
country life is taking place Rich and poor alike are
beginning to the farm. 1t Is the Ideal spot 1or
home-Lewiston Journal.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-03-12
Something on Which to Count.

why don't you get an automobileT'
a man Of wealth and leisure was asked.
1 should never feel safe in one, "
ne replied, and added that he could not
even feel as safe as if he were driving
a team of horses.
"Why not? I've known of horses
taking fright at an automobile and
running away, but ! never heard Of
an automobile getting scared at team
Of horses"
Maybe not But suppose a man
VINO Is driving an automobile gets
ratified He's a goner. He's a goner.
lie hasn't any sense, and the machine
hasn't any. In an emergency there Is
nothing like having a little sense, and
having 1t at the head of the pro-
Cession"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-03-12

The apple Is the finest of the fruit
worlds treasures. 1t Is the combina.
ton of the chemical universe. In
phosphorus it is Astounding, acting &C.
lively on the nerves and brain; the
acids are potent, a rare medicine: II
Is a liver regulator and natures stom.
ach medicine, being a neutralizer of
fats and tissues; the apple peeling Is
the mystic poultice for weak eyes: n
cures more diseases than any one drug,
and the table (be 1t ever so richl IL a
poor one without some form of apples.
apple pie is always good. be it bare.
back. cross-barred or covered: appIe
preserves are the best that ever han.
pened when sugar was a.plenty. and
apple sauce is a sure cure for loss OF
appetite, and above all the cooked COM
pounds mentioned rises on high the
baked apple with cream-the tartish
eoreless apple ana the real cows
creaml
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-03-12

Indian border-rulers In substance, Il
not in name quietly pushing forward
to consummation her gigantic schemes
for political and commercial. dominance
IN Asia. Already her traders, her spies,
her military officials and dipIomatists
have threaded the wilds OF Turkestan,
and even Tibet, and, hitherto, other in.
accessible regions Of Central Asia
sowing sedition in one spot, conciliat-
Ing the native tribes In another, blind
Ing the Chinese government and the
world at large as to her real intent
each and every step a part Of care
fully thought-out and prearranged
plan, formulated years ago In Russian
chancelleries, to undermine British in
huence' which is the only barrier la
Bile to obstruct Russian policy.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-03-12

The lucid and simple logic Of Sec,
rotary Wilson is not needed to con.
Vince most men that our national
wealth and our prosperity may be
traced to the soil Neither does 1t re-
quire any elaborate argument to show
that the American farmer is independ-
ent OF the stock-jobbing and stock
watering operations in Wall street.
The Secretary's observations regard
Ing the important part the farmer is
playing In the financial affairs of the
nation however, are always interest
Ing. In a recent interview In the New
York Herald he calls attention to the
fact, we'll known to exporters and in
VeStors, that it is the farmer who
keeps the balance Of trade In our "a
Vor., In 1903 the surplus agricultural
products, which we did not need in
this country, and which were sold
abroad, amounted in value to Ss78,.
100000. Excluding the products Of
the farm, there was during the period
from 1890 to 1902 an annual adverse
balance Of trade amounting to &c.,
100000. Including the farm products,
this balance is wiped out and we had
left $275,00O,0O0 to the credit of this
country. During 1908 there was an
unraVorable balance of trade in ex-
ports and imports other than those of
the farm which amounted to $56,OOO,-
600, but when the agricultural exports
are included the balance In our favor
Is about $8o7,O00000. In these sig
nthcant figures may be seen the ire
mendous reserve sustaining power of
the farmers Of this country.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-03-12
lOve-MakiRq by Rule.

!: !: : : !:
NE can hardly pick up a newspaper maya
III "A zine without finding advice the subject of
II ~ love-making, and the minutest idosyncrases
rTRzz& of woman and Of described that 1t
H1&lE&aE would seem that the wayfaring and the
S4i2A fool could not therein This abundance of
advice leads to the query whether 1T would not
be quite we'll to leave little something to the indiyd-
ual What fun Is there going be in counting girl when
every step in the is marked out with the precision
Of the proper move in game Of chess?
1t may be true that If wants to please woman
he will pretend that he does much and
that If woman Is particularly DESTROYS of winning
particular for her husband she will pretend
does not much for him; but If they both do this either
they will get the impression that there going
OH with the affair." they will begin to understand that
Is all In the game and have Scripture authority for it
that III vain Is the net spread in the sight Of any bird
For all this mufarous advice however there Is very
little danger that the good old game of conrtng will
interest for the majority of people Human is
varied that will take any than lifetime
TO learn all about it, and the may think
Knows about women in general the likely Is he find
that the one particular in whom interested
some individual traits different from the rest and they
Will be enough to keep him wondering for some time
The most dangerous thing which one can do in love
aHar is to generalze. The safest way is study the
specimen in hand, and try to find its habits fances
ana tendencies without much reference other
creatures The ways of orOle be learned by
watching blue jay domestic duck.-New York Daily
News
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-03-12

The whisky still found in the top
story of & Chicago skyscraper Is evl-
dence Of daring enterprise In the col
lection Of mountain dew In q lati-
$ude north Of the rocky ridges Of east
Grn Kentucky and Tennessee.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-03-12

Bachelors made conened with their condition that
it is wonder they oah to alter it. They stand, as
1t pedestal, in heroic pose, like demigods In
is burned before them Then the girls complain be-
cause the don't marry If the young Of this
generation left old maids they may blame themselves
and the ways of society.
Society," for Its own sake ought to make things unpleas
ant for bachelors Unmarried should be forced feel
that they have duty yet unperormed and that they
received only suerance. They should be kept in the
background in all and below the salt table The
married man. on the contrary should be received
who has done his duty faithfully and we'll and has mered
reward He should be favored in every possible way in
order to point the difference between honorable state
and the unworthy condition of the single Bacheorhood
shoud be limbo or even purgatory; state Of painful
preparation Instead of heaven If things we're as thew
ought to be- If society alive Its interest there
would be fewer se)tsatsfed egotistc disgusngy con-
tented single men, San Francisco Bulletin
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-03-12
A SNUG Iii

H He[l want to get lady,s holt
Clerk-What size? 0eAt'
kn me- AL there you've got me. T dome
Isuddo rne size She's pretty plunp oI hnt
nre + t5n Drghtening say! JUST ms Du'
ute me length of my arm Np De- meas
phia Ledger. "iil'-Philadel-
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-03-12

Bill Nye's grave in North Carolina
10 said to be unmarked by a stone of
any kind and to have suffered such
Aeglect that 1t may hardly be found
among weeds and rubbish. What a
funny story Bill could write ON the
subject If he were here now!
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-03-12
Knife Was Safe.

Customer-This penknife you sold
me Is so soft that the blade is dull be-
fore l get through sharpening a pencil.
Street vender- Yah. Dat is 20 ven
you comes to sharpening de point
against your thumb you Won't cut your
zelfs.-New York Weekly.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-03-12

1t has been decided in Boston that
Faneuil Hall, the cradle of liberty,
9hall not be used for a poultry show.
The building has long been used as
a market, but Boston's fine sense of
the fitness Of things makes her hest.
tate when it comes to proceeding be-
yond the selling Of sausages In the his
tOric building.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-03-12

The civilized world may not all be
on peace footing, but q considerable
portion Of 1t is on an American foot
ing. Shoes to the amount Of $1,000
600 were exported from the United
States in the last twelve months.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-03-12

british Railroad Earnings Decrease
The twelve largest British railways
snow a decrease in net earnings for
the last half of 1901 of over a quarter
OF million sterling.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-03-12

One Of the differences between q
woman who scolds and man who
swears Is that the man generally has
more excuse for it.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-03-12

The young man who fell heir to
$4,000 and carpeted his rooms with
bills of large denomination, 90 that ne
might walk on money, will soon be
Subsisting upon the memory Of 1t.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-03-12

President Wilson Of Princeton has
been warning the nation against the
evils Of selfish ease and of amassing
money. No newspaper men are In dan
ger
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-03-12

A Chicago man, having quarreled
with his wife the other day, over the
supplement Of Sunday newspaper,
killed her and himself, This is yellow
Journalism turned crimson.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-03-12
Perhana Ii Was.

College graduate (complacently)-
I'm just beginning to find my place in
the world.
She dnnocently)-Dear me! How
Observation-Disclosures Bits.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-03-12

SER ana every about him uncomfortable for the day.
In such case deliberately and with savage per-
Verseness cuVaes his Feasibility Instead of fighting
against the mood and beating it off, he yields to it and
takes gloomy satisfaction in his condition He wifuy
TWISTS every incident into oense goes out Of
his way to find Sights and discharges his feeling on
his "le OF children or employees anybody else he
can bully without fear of being knocked down On the
other hand, when is healthy and refreshed and
well red he beams the world. Things must 90 very
pady before they make any impression on his buovancv
Of spirit 'O'
Life" Emerson wrote, lis train Of moods like O
slng OF beads and pass through them thew nrove
to be many coored lenses which paint the world their
hues ana each shows only what lies in focus" It does
not become rational man, however to be ruled bv his
daily humors. The intellect will should be masters Of
the temper-San Francisco Bulletin
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-03-12

Most men would be able to ill their
stations in life more creditably than
they do If they didn't insist ON getting
OF at the wrong stations.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-03-12
Essence OF Roso

the op pteS a,Ll5 essence of roses is almost
m nua.es from Bulgaria, and agrIon u4nted
p0''S from the United States uifec'
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-03-12

According to experts who have han
died 1t carelessly, little radium is
even a more dangerous thing than a
little knowledge.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-03-12

WI Ting-fang excla1ms, "Oh, WI is
me-" He appreciates the disadvan-
tages of being governed by a kind Of
imperial Hetty Green.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-03-12

In design the new 2-cent postage
stamps are highly pleasing, but the
dark brown taste of the gum has not
been improved upon.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-03-12
Petroleum Production,

During the calendar year of 1902 the
United States produced $685., $50
barrels of petroleum, worth, delivered
Into pipelines $69.61O,S4s.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-03-12

London had 205 rainy days last year
No wonder the toper's black list failed
to keep the town dry.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-03-12

t th long and brush-like, but harho1 .
n r~e point so that it can tmnaIe leu a., at
prey prey: The feet are adapted for a, Its
nllng IN various wars lOl sWlm-
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-03-12

Any woman can keep secret per-
faining to the fact that her new dress
10 but an old one made over.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-03-12

There can be no doubt but that Rus
Sia has been holding the ''whip-hand"
over China, and, in general the whole
ct Central Asia as far south as the
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-03-12

When man pays the price Of fame
he never gets as much change back
as he expected.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-03-12

environment which akas
en mere show animals They know nothing of the tooth
and-nall existence which makes men, 1t has not haan
nome 10 tnem as to those that early thrust
into the vortex Of life how much Of struggo and S+
enoeaVor still needed to preserve the ground civilization
ANU culture nave gained for humanity. They merely grow
Ine see people about them gratifying sensual desires
a pe1Sure ana IN too many that becomes the
sor any one to oTercone and In struggle for
W pace OF honor and esteem among the best elements
VI nhlnu' they will find that somehow or other tbo d.
not possess helpful characteristics e' w