Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1904-02-26


more than ordinary interest that I
call the meetin to order. Stand out.
Horatio. and let's hear oil about it."
Horatio stood out He looked pale,
but determined. He'd bin thinkin fur
q week of what he was goin to say,
md he started OF as smooth as grease.
THE drums are beatin a wild alarm.
There Is wavin of flags, a marchin
Of men and q wailin of women and
children. War IL upon the land. The
life Of q nation is at stake. 1t is an
hour when men are called upon to give
up their lives fur the sake Of prin-
ciple."
by John, but that's fowery Ian.
guagew exclaimed the deacon as
Horatio paused. "If Horatio kin keep
II up fur an hour: I'm fur 'lectin him
to the next legislature"
1.-The farmer leaves his plow," con-
tinued Horatio, 1.-THE merchant his store
and the mechanic his bench. They
march away to find the enemy and
fight him and die. Yes; they yield up
their lives that we may live on in
peace, and II we forgit the sacrifice
we ought to wither away like a bur.
dock in November"
"Gentleman." said the deacon as the
applause had subsidized. "up to the
present mint Horatio Sparrow has
knocked the socks off'n Henry Clay as
an orator, and ! am proud to know
that he IL a citizen Of Jericho. Any
thing more, Horatior'
II Jest want to call your attention to
the fact that Jericho has never had q
Decoration day parade" replied the or
ator. I'VE hev never paraded and never
decorated. and I say it's a burnin
shame and ought to be remedled at
once"
by John. but that's strong p'intr'
shouted the deacon. "Hang me II Ho-
ratio amt knockin things endways!
No. sir; we've never had q parade nor
decorated any graves. and we ought
to be ashamed Of ourselves. Is it your
suggestion that we celebrate the day
this year. HoratioT
THAT'S my pint. deacon"
"And it's as strong as a log chain.
Yes, sir; Wen celebrate the day, and
In order to make 1t howlln success
I'll agree to take charge Of the parade.
"But I object to that" said Horatio.
'Hevin originated this idea, think it's
fur me to ride on horseback at the
head Of the purcession."
There was a painful pause, and then
Abner Jones, who was In fireman's uni.
form. jumped OF the counter and said:
There shouldn't be no jealousy
about this thing. Horatio would look
purity fine on his spotted horse, and
the deacon would be no SLOUGH in bis
cooked hat, but II there's to be any
feelin over 1t I'll take the job Oh their
hands. AS I'm foreman Of the fire com.
pany 1t comes In my line anyhow"
Il don't propose to give up my rights
fur nobody" said Horatio.
"And I'm thinkin I'm the man to
boss things" added the deacon.
II don't want to charge anybody
with hevin too much cheek" said
SQuar Henshaw, but II do look 4
leetle strange to me to see the way GER
tain folks want to crowd to the front
on public occasions. II there IL a
purcession. it's got to be headed by a
man who knows how to boss things
and can't be ratified. bossed the
parade the last time we had a Fourth
OF July. and you may remember that
the newspapers said managed 1t bet.
ter than any we ever had"
I'll allow that the squar did fairly
we'll" said Enos Williams as he shut
up bis jackknlfe and got of the sugar
bail. but there are several other folks
IN this town Of Jericho. For instance.
I'm here myself. When anything has
happened durin the last 20 years, I've
bin pushed behind the currant bushes
as it was, and some one else has car
ried OF the honors. I'm comm to the