Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1904-01-28
UNCLE JOE'S
LETTER.
Written for the News.

kinQly allOW inc S"ali 9PaU" ." 'O | q
corner which you arc not compelled to
use for some profitable matter, II you
should have such space.
want to thank Bro Bill for bis com
pliment when he said Uncle Joe had
Joined the Democrats. Bill, it's better
to get on the Lords side late than new
err Poor old Joe saw the error OF his
political road just in time to save him
self from the God forsaken ranks OF re-
publican damnation,
Bill, why is 1t you persist in your
downward career knowing as you do
that you are travelling the downward
path TO political destruction love
YOU, Bill, il you are q bad boy and be-
long to the republicans, and shall con-
tinue to hope you will consider better
and turn away from your sins. Follow
in the footsteps of your Uncle Joe' my
boy, he is on the right road.
1t seems that SOM have taken some
small ofYenss at Uncle Joe for making |
some mention of the gift of fruit sent
TO the orphans home some time since |
| want one and all to be sure they get
t the right meaning of Joe before they
t get wrathy about it.
| am decidedly in favor OF charity and
r say we are too negligent in the work
p where it is deserved. am not nor Will
| ever be in favor of sending charitable
q gifts one hundred and fifty miles from
d home as long as there are widows and
orphans in a stones throw OF our door
IS on every hand.
y. Ifyou have surplus see it that OBJ
% ects of charity do not go in need at
e. home while you send your liberal con-
m tributions miles away. just wish to
d kindly remind some people that do
not believe in supporting few child
rem in luxury and fine style while there
are any scattered through this land that
can scarcely clothe themselves
have never been to any of the or
III phan homes of our country, but | am
reliably informed that they are kept in
oh a great deal better manner than any
man in Sequachee Valley is able to or
IT. does keep his children. Still do not
object to this II the people who support
1'S it are able, provided that their charity
is not all conferred on special few
ed Such is not charity, and will not be
counted in the contest ut the Judge
he ment wish to say too that the great
majority OF the so-called religious world
mt to-day is mockery in its purity. 1t is
IS. nero form, tinkling cymbal or sound
ON ing brass.
| stand ready to defend what say b!
son the book OF Holy Writ If anyone
wishes to argue the proposition in
um friendly way let him sail in.
ay' The fame of William Dooley
md Is spreading very fast
I'm. Been offered a promotion
On correspondence stall
Iii. may be doing very wrong
In speaking OF it now,
. Since Bill has had letter
'th- From his old hungry SOW.
'"0 Bill will learn thing or two
And learn one now, | guess,
'ite BY paying thirty dollars
.vid On that old sow's express.
would advise the Dooleys all,
WIS., Who seem on mischief bent,
To be little careful
With Billie's liniment
Al In making applications
10 try experiment
lay just use little smaller dose
s to OF Billie's liniment.
The SOW has lost leg or two,
lter, That other eye is out;
| guess when she gets back to Bill
~. She'll all be gone but snout.
,tur. Billie is a bad old boy
hope he will repent
OF giving that old SOW dose
can OF lightning liniment'
also hope he will forgive
when Our poor old Uncle Joe,
he For turning at ripe old age
and With Democrats to go.
,ffee. And II perchance he thinks he can
,h,, m ask him to consent
80, To takn himself double dos"
nun OF Dooley's linimrnt
And II perchAnce it takes Effect
"'u' On animals alike,
:uliee just watch old Dooley if you pleas
He'll soon be- out OF sight.
80 / BE sure you do not leave tag
,sy. On one of Bhlie's ears,
So that they may send him back
Into this Vale of Tears.
For il he takes double dose
l.. q, OF Dooley's Eminent
NV VI He'll 20 straight up with lightn
The speed
- re. Into the armament.
ption And whom and where old Bill will
life. Is hard Tor me to tell:
New hope he'll take his Imminent
d de- II he should 60 to hill.
3 = guy UNCLE JOl
most
re-. Domestic Troubles.
rec al 1t is exceptional to find a fan
where there are no domestic rupt'
occasionally, but these can be Jesse
by having Dr. Kings New Life /
around. Much trouble they save
IL - s4fah "a l.