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White Hosiery
ON THE RACE TRACK
At Cincinnati.

Cincinnati, May 24.-John Fay's east saddle, won the Merchants selling stakes over a fast track at Latonia today. The stake, which was for S-year-olds and up- wards, and worth s1S15 to the winner, brought out a field of eleven. Fonso- luca was the favorite at to g. but did not finish in the money. Jake Green burg went to the front at she three-quar- ters and won easily. Haldnore was sec ond, and Harring third.
 First race, seven furlongs-Variora 102 Fisher), 9 to 5, won; Brand New, 1O9 Davis), Il to 10, second; Ruth Parish. 1O7 CMunroe), 15 to 1, third. lime. 1:2SA.
 Second race, mle-Reservation, 102 O. Boland), 3 to 5, won; Flying Ship, 97 c. Hicks), Is to 5, second; Sir Gallant, 1O5 (PauD. IS to 5, third. Time, :S9B
 Third race, six furlongs-Annie Lau- retta, 94 PauD, to l, wcn.Ss~J J. T., 1O9 (Aker), to 1. secondly Lula Marr. s7 QD. Boland), to l. 'uird, Time, 1;151a.
 Fourth race, Merchants stakes, mile, selling-Jake Greenburg, 100 (B. Davis), F to l. wcl; Handmore. J3 (PauD, 8 to l. scoop, Harding, 95 (Wedderstrand), 6 to third. Time, 140.
 Fifth race, five furlongs-Saranola. 10s CDarD to l. won Webcinelds, no (Ni- blaclo, even, second; Happy Jack. 1O3 (Wishard), 40 to 1, third Time 1:02A.
 Sixth race. six furlongs-Vanness. 113 CW. Fisher), to 5, won: Mabel Win. e9 CB. Davis), to 2. second; oudon, 94 eRichsteiger), 10 to i, third. Time 1:14Ik.
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At St. Louis.

St Louis, May 24.-The bookmakers quit loser on the day at Delmar Park. Five well played horses won for the talent. Track slow.
 First race four furlongs-Liddon, 112 (J. D. Stevens), to 1, won; Fred Preis- myer, 105 (Wallace), 4 to l. second; Cap itano. 112 (Barringer), to 1. third. Time, :55A
 Second race. five and half furlongs, selling-Sid Silver. 104 lCocolo), to D. won; Acquisition, 9S (PlunketD, to 1, second; Light Hunt 101 (Williams), to l. third. Time, 1:lS&
 Third race, six furlongs-Footlight s Favorite. 100 CD. Austin). 5 to ?, won; Frank Collins. 102 U. Hennessay), s to D. second Harmakis, 112 CRice), to 5, third. Time, 1:20s4.
 Fourth race, mile and seventy yards, handicap--Taby Tosa. 104 FauntleroD, to ?, won; Deutschland, 116 CD. Austin). to 5, second; Jack Young. 102 CWallace), to l, third. Time, 1.53.
 Fifth race, four and a half furlongs- Braden, 10S CD. Austin), to 1, won; Cad Adelaide, 105 (Watson), to l, sec ond: Phil King, 1l2 (Cocolo) g to 2, third. Time. 100.
 Sixth race. six furlongs-kings Els worth. 105 (wanace). 6 to 5. won: Radium, 100 tPerkins), to 1, second Algonquin, 100 (McGinn), 15 to l, third. Time. 1:2o.
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Birmingham at New Orleans. Nashville at Shreveport.
 Montgomery at Little Rock.
 Atlanta at Memphis.

Memphis. May 24.-fSpecia1)-Tha all things come to those who wait was ex- emplified to the satisfaction of Pitcher Clark today in the last of the Memphis series It was Clarks sixth appearance on the slab but his first victory yet in each of the five defeats he held his op- ponents down to few hits and, according to "dope" exhibited to fellow players after the game he has yet 10 face a team that can roll up more than three tallies in any contest The Nemphians made a couple today, through Mhistler's walk in the second inning, followed by Gannons tripple and Walters single. Meantime the Coal Barons drove Stock dale fro mthe slab and accumulated five lurs.
 stockdale was succeeded in the third in- ming by Mcintyre, who has has proved Memphis most successful twirler this the Alabamians from adding more than a solitary tally the damage had been done to Stockdale with four runs.
 o'Brien Does Some Talking. a,,
 A heart to heart tai'l given the team in a body last nie'at y Manager O'Brien haa' t.s, 1oslred effect on the play this afternoon for not until the ninth inning was there a flaw in the fielding Then Tamsett threw Fritz's grounder high to Vaughan but 1t cost nothing as the game ended when Whistler followed with a fly to Lynch and Walters struck after Cannon had plucked a single off MT. Clark. Cannon was the only Memphian to guage Clark with any accuracy. He drew three of five hits made. Downeys juggle of Vaughan's grounder paved the way for scoring in the first. Lynch fol- lowed with a single and reached third on Beecher's wild return throw, Vaughan scoring. Smith sent Miller chasing back wards with fly that he got but it ena- bled Lynch to tally The playing of Tamsett in every department was feat ure but he rose supreme In the second inning by starting a single. stealing sec ond, third and scoring on Vaughan's single Duffy had previously been pass ed and had stolen second and he reached home also. Tamsett's steal of home in the fourth was sensational With two down and two strikes on Vaughan he dashed for the plate and slid under Fritz who couldn't hold the hard thrown ball from Mcintyre.
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the goat wired congratulations to Ginger last night.
 Pat Mcfarland acted as official scorer at the baseball matinee yesterday after noon, and will serve in the same capacity this afternoon He says that as long as he works the chalk the Barons will win. Quite a large crowd attended the matinee yesterday.
 An even break with whistler's Frank fruters.
 Birmingham opens in New Orleans this afternoon for a series of three games. Minahan is due to pitch the opening game against the Pelieans. Then four games with Shreveport and the homecoming
 Tamsett is playing great ball these days. Although he makes a pebble in almost every game. he goes after every thing in sight He is doing some fast work at short stop.
 The Atlanta fans and rooters are right after Uncle Abner. The Crackers have been playing in hard luck on their wes- tern trip.
 fsFiuentiN NeWt f1Sner IS down ana out and is only waiting for the referee to call time on him. He has signed Catcher Keefe, Pacific coast player, to assist Knoll behind the plate.
 Genins is covering the center field bet ter than any fielder the Pelican ever had. He only had one chance yesterday, but it called for quick action with his feet As a run-getter Genns figures with any of them He had but one hit yester- day, a wo-bagger, that did its work, but he came in for two runs just the same. Any time Genins gets on base it is al- most an even break that he will score if he gets any kind of help.-New Orleans Picayune
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AnnIston r, Sheffield 5.

Annstcn, May -(Special) )-Anniston fielding. Hays of the locals was batted almost at will by the visitors, but base running and slow fielding accounts for the loss of the game. Cobb in center for the Noblemen pulled down hit that seemed good for three bags. Two fast doubles were made by the Noblemen. The last game of the series will be played to- 6ay Score by innings: R.H E. Anniston ..60sO00 *-17 F 8 Sheffield - ....1001003 O. 5 15 12
 Batteries Hayes and Deraney; Weav- CT and Barnes.
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At New York.

New York, May 24-Dolly spanker at to 10 won the Jockey Club weight for age at a mile and a furlong at Morris Park today Eugenia Burch finished first, but was disqualified for fouling The southerner .an added starter, was placed second and Robin Hood third The start was good, and in making the pad dock turn Eusenia Burch, Cormack up who was on the outside, pulled over on Robin Hood who. in turn bumped Manor Daingerheld and nearly knocked him down.
 First race, last six furlongs of Withers mile-Niskayuna, 1o9 (Travis), to 2, won; Ogontz, no (Gannon), 10 to l, second: |: Tom Lawson 107 (Callahan), 8 to 1, third. Time. 1:22.
 Second race, selling, last five furlongs of Eclipse course-Consuelo H. 96 De Sousea) 12 to 1, won Raiment, 96 CD. OConnor), 30 to l. second Fleur DMarc, 90 Philips), ' to 10. third. Time, .59%.
 Third race, the amateur cup, selling, the Withers' mile-W. B. Fasig, 129 tNicholas) 60 to 1, won; Kilogram 150 Uewis), to 1 second; Dapple Gold, 127 yalentine), to 1, third Time, 1.Hh.
 Fourth race, the Jockey Club weight for age. mile and furlong-Dolly Spanker. 10s (Redfern), to 10, won; The Southerner, 1O5 Hildeorand), to 1, second; tx) Robin Hood, 10S { Shaw, to l. third. Time 1:54.
 (x) Major Daingerfied and Robin Hood coupled.
 Fifth race, the Meadow Brook hunters steeplechase, about two and a half miles-Coligny f52 Donohue), to 1, won; White Crest, 16S CI1. Heider), to 1, sec-
 rl to i third Time. 435.
 Sixth race, handicap. mile and three ixteenths-Colorsay 95 CD. o'Connor). % to 1, won; Brigand, 9S q. Jones), 10 to 1, second; Short Hose. 115 tCormacD, ' to 5, third. Tine. 2:01.
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St. Barnard 2. Joppa 8.

Cullman May 4-(special )--About 150 of Culman's baseball enthusiasts went out to Joppa, eight miles from town yes terday to witness a lively game of ball between Joppa and St. Bernard. The game resulted in a victory for St. Der nard Collegans. the result being to in favor of St. Bernard. Only five innings were played The batteries were: St. Bernard -Gober, Lively and Strickland. and Wolfe. Carl liar tung, captain of the Culman baseball team was umpire.
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Knoxville 10, Huntsville 3.

Knoxville, Tenn, May 2A-tSpecial J. After the opening inning Huntsville was never Dangerous. Knoxville clinched the game in the eighth inning on a combina- tion, base on balls and four hits, three errors, a passed ball and a wild pitch.
 Score by innings: RH.E. Knoxville .. Os10006 0-10 g 5 Huntsville .... .....3 c o 0 90 0 o 0-3 g g
 Batteries: Brrner and Denham; Pylant and Fisher.
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OTHER GAMES.
Great Game.

The Third Avenue Jr defeated the Twenty fifth Street by score of 15 to 2. The features of the game were the home runs by G. Harris. D. Childs c. Pugh. Struck out by Fletcher, | by Almstead, 15 Hits-Third Avenue, IS; Twenty fifth Street, ?. Batteries: Almstead and Chiles; Fletcher and Harris.
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 $50.00 Extension Table, 41.5o. $67.5O Round Oak Extension Table, 57.o0.
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sLAcPILE SETTINGS.

All slagtown was happy last night the hoodoo has left Ginger Clark. Clark has played in hard luck all of the present season. but his record lis good for all lowing hits. Daddy CPk. Skopee and
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Summary: Two base hit-Duffy. Three base hits, Cannon, Mcintyre and O'Brien. Stolen bases-Tamsett 1, Duffy z Vaughn and Haney. Bases on balls StockdaIe 1, Mcintyre 1, Clark l. Struck outrMcIntyre 6, Clark ?. Sacrifice hits Downey. Vaughn and Tamsett. Double plays-Kee nan (unassisted). Lynch, Tam sett and Vaughn; Tamsetti Lynch and Vaughn, Time-1 :50. Umpire-Latham.
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ANOTHER VICTORY
 FOR EDGES MEN Bessemer Defeats Oecaturs' Team in Great Game LYNCH WAS INTANGIBLE Lsnky TwirIer From the Cotton States League Puzzles the Visitors and
 Allows Only Five Hits.
 Score to 1.
rRI-sTATE LEAGUE STANDING.
Yesterdays Games.

Bessemer 3, Decatur l. Knoxville 10, Huntsville 3. Anniston r, Sheffield D.
 Chattanooga s, Columbia 3.
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NATIONAL LEAGUE.
Plttsburq 2. Boston o

Pittsburg, May 24.--Seven hits and four errors In the first two innings completely swamped Boston, and although Wilhelm did good work the game was hopelessly gone. Attendance 3O15. Score; RH.E. Pittsburg .........3 00O02 *-711 l Boston ...............0 0 00O0OO0- 70 6
 Batteries: Miller and Phelps Wilhelm and Moran Time. 1:30.
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ries from Columbia in rather easy fash ion. By winning todays game Chatta- nooga is tied with Decatur. Huntsville and Knoxville for third place in the Tri- State league standing Score by innings:
 R.H.E. Chattanooga ..........1030 2-s12 3 Columbla .............2 0 0 O. 5 Batteries not given
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Little Rock 8, Nashville I.

Little Rock. Ark. May a4.-The locals slaughtered the visitors at the West End park today by score of to 1. Bolin pitched good ball for the locals, allowing Nashville but two hits. Attendance, 1200. Score R.HE. Little Rock :. 70 0010O061 $-S 10 ? Nashville :. .0 00100O 0-1 ?
 Batteries: Bolin and Zinram; Piatt and Knoll. Umpire, Pfenninssr. Time, 1;S5.
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AMERICAN ASSOCIATION.

St Paul-Kansas City; no game; wet grounds.
 Mnneapolis-Mi no game; wet grounds.
 Louisville, 8: Columbus 5. Toledo, 4; Indianapolis, 8.
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Detroit 6 Philadelphia 4. Philadelphia. May 24.-Render had two bad innings today and Detroits punched hits were made more valuable by the locals errors. The game was slow and tiresome. Attendance. 5lss. Score:
 RH.E. Da,roit .:oO0010S2 0-6 s 2 philade,nhia 0011i00 0-4 4 Batteries: Killain and Wood: Bender and Schreckengost. Time, 2:l5.
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5irminghan's shortstop Slides Under Catcher Fritz, Stealing Home-Lo- calls Played Snappy Game.
 Allowed Five Hits.
LEAGUE STANDING.
Games Yesterday.
Games Today.

Birmingham 5. Memphis ?. Little Rock 8. Nashville 1.
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core by innings:

Summary: Three base hit, McCauly. Two base hits, King and Womble Stolen bases. Spear, Stollenwork. Sorber Struck out. by Linch [; by Matthews g. Hit by pitcher, by Mattehws. T. OMara Time of game, 1:55. Umpire. Joe Burk.
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Boston 6, Chicago 2.

Boston, May 24.-Bostcn punched hits and took advantage of Clicago's misplays to win today's game. The contest was one e-sided throughout. Attendance. SOFA Score. RH.E- Boston .. ........-.2O 7 U U '-o Chicago .... ........0 0o 000 O-z
 Batteries: Dineen and Farrell; Walsh and McFarlond. Time, 1.47.
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Chattanooga 8. Columbia 3.

Chattanooga, May 24-tSpecial) )-chat- tanooga took the second game of the se-
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AMERICAN LEAGUE
New York 3, St. Louis 0.

New York 3, St. Louis 0. New York. May 24.-st. Louis could do nothing with Chesbro's pitching to- day Only one of the visitors reached third base. Attendance. $500. Score;
 R.H. E. New York 00100O11 8 2 st rouis 100000 % 8 0 Batteries: Chesbro and Mcclure; Pelty and Suoden Time. 1.35.
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COLLEGE GAM Es.
aeorala 6. sewanee 2.

Geor9Ia Q, SeWaHee z' sewanee. May 24-Georgia School of Technology defeated University of the South today by superior stick work. Both teams did ragged fielding work. Score:
 R.H.E. Georgia .........00o1 0 O. 10 5 Sewanee ..........00 0o0200 o-2 I Batteries: Butler and Woodward; Scarborough and Croft.
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Washington. Orth, who relieved Dunkle, did his first work of the season and was effective Attendance, 4oOO. Score:
 R.H E. Washington :. . ..200 0010 611 2 Cleveland .. .. .....10031500 --10 IA 8 Batteries: Dunkle, Orth and Drill; Rhodes and Bemis. Time, 200.
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Cleveland 10. Washington $.

Washington, May 24.-Cleveland batted Dunkle out of the box and defeated
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Mention cooking with Gas to him.
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Games Today.

Decatur at Bessemer. Huntsville at Knoxville. Sheffield at Anniston
 Columbia at Chattanooga.
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SOUTH ATLANTIC LEAGUE.

Columbia, s. C.. May 24.-Score: R.H E. Columbia ......1 000 0041 2-S IS 2 Jacksonville ..00O0000 % 5 Batteries: Engle and Shea; McLaugh- lin. McLaurin and Curran
 Savannah, May 24-Score: R.H.E B. Savannah 20100100 CA ' [ Augusta ..0 00 05000 0-5 ? ? Batteries: Ogle and Holmes; McLaugh- lin and Kahn. Attendance, 300.
 Macon, May 24.-Score: R.H. 10. Macon ..20173000 4-17 20 8 Charleston .....12050'300 0 0-11 IS 0 Batteries: Stewart and Harnish; Tor renee and Lehman.
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Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1904-03-31
A Story with a Moral.

Bishop Nicholson, of Milwauk ee'
has a story of personal experience to
tell to those who seem swamPed IN
worries 1t happened during the first
years of his ministry, when he was
rector Of Philadelphia church Inc
parish matters, social and financial
were in bad way, and Strengthening
them out was slow work He was
distinctly discouraged one day when
having gone to New York on busln S.
he stopped to look at the Brooklyn
Bridge, then building. A man, COW
cred with dirt, was working on the
abutments
That's pretty dirty work you are
engaged in, said the bishop.
well, yes, answered the laborer,
"but somehow we don't think of the
dirt, bnt of the beauty which Is to
come out of our work"
1T was the lesson l needed, and |
went back to Philadelphia the better
for 1t, " said Bishop Nicholson.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1904-03-31
The Latest Microbe Alarm.

One of the most alarming pieces of
Information which has recently
startled the country is the announce
ment that Washington chemist has
discovered IA different kinds of mi
crobes in bank note When we
heard it we Immediately began to feel
in our pockets; bat there were 10 bills
there; the microbes had eaten them
up. However, we cfer the following
various prescriptions to those who do
have bank bills and are in danger
from the microbes which infeat them
QD Hand the bills to your wife
and tell her to get rid of the microbes
That will be the last of them aud be-
sides you may have the pleasure of
seeing her come out in new hat or
seal skin.
(2) Send them to the business de-
partment OF the REGISTER to pay for
that advertising which YOU want it to
do for nothing, and be quick about 1t
81 Put few of them in the con-
tribution. box instead Of the measly
little nickel that you fish out OF the
last corner OF your pocket.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1904-03-31

A Fort street car was bowling mer-
rily along toward Woodmere cemetery
the other afternoon when a white
haired old man who had been sitting
quietly in front of stylishly dressed
young woman who was standing up,
started as if to rise and give her the
fve-cent seat. The young moman put
her hand on his shoulder and, gently
restraining him, said:
Never mind, cir just keep your
seat
The old man looked dazed for a
block or two, then attempted to gain
his feet, only to be again pushed back
by the young woman, politely remark
ing as she held him down:
Keep your seat, please. I've
stood up SO long that l don't mind it
now.
well" said the old man in shrlll
falsetto tone. II want to git of /!
You have made me 60 half mile past
my street now y