The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-05-26

, G<rsid-Can you give me no hop<'
!. cersldine-Nope whatever. I'm going
, to marry you--rowr TopieA
/ when II comes to opening up new
. country" remarked the Observer OF
, Events and Things. There 10 nothing
/ can beat q volcano. "-Youksrs statss-
man
Jack Lover expecting an outburst OF
> rrief,-And what would you say II
should take your sister from youf Lit
tie Helen quietly and politsiyp-Thsnk
you. sir.
Madge-Mlss Autumn's name was
printed In the paper. but her age
wasn't. mentioned. Msrjorie-of course
not. That girls age u unnt for publ
eation.-Life
Faith. Mrs. o'Hara. how dye TN
thin twins apartf- Jaw. it's aiHy-l
sticks my finger In Dinnis mouth. an
n he bites | know it's Moiks. "-Har-
ward Lampoon.
serlbblsr- Would you call yourself
q poet or simply a versinerr serswisr
< We'll. when the editor lights bis pipe
with my stun It's case OF verse anrr
The Bookman-
Gossip proof: Mrs. Crawford-HaSs
they much money! Mrs Crabshaw-
Why. they're SO rich that. II they pro
ferred. they could anord 10 stay u
town all summer.-smzrt Bet
- kt..... 49,, md. f.a..afs
in old New York wear those great big
runs around their neeksi Mamma
That Is how our nrst families learned
to hold up their heads. my son--Judse-
Further information; NOW" said
the teacher. ''can you tell me anything
about Hiawathar "Yes.- rsplisd Little
Henry. '.it's the tune that made Lon.
fellow famoua"-chlesxo Rseord-usr-
aid
The Frirrd-And 80 700 doat trust
your lawyer! TIE Farm~f-So. air.
He and the lawyer on the other aide
are too s~suliy polite. DoH't call each
other no names at all"-kansas cly
Independent
Oraeular Heassuranes; she-i trust
Jack. our marriage win AIT 10 ssains
your fathers Will Jaek-Tm snrs.
hope not. II would be mixhty hard
for US n he should change lt-ro~n
snd Country.
The professional man be ns~t~di
ys much hursd. Pst' De
y~ want a doethori Pst-A es~thos.
We ralsi Afthrr beta runpsd over 10
4 throiisy car, That OF vsns b .
avyer-Judx~.
A Lack Of colneidenes: powpr-f
sm glad IL 1. good form not TO ~esr
watch With dress suit. upg~r-why'
Downer- Because uxrsr have bad
ny watch and my drssa suit at II.
Iame tims.-i'fek .Asup.
Photosraph~-poat assume spch
ncrcs ~xpr~ssSoa. Look pleasant.
on yluf life. Ny wifs 10
ioins % send one % these pletures t.
lsr mother. and u I look pleasant
hen eoms down on a Flsit--Fhlia-
e,phia Record
lis this Mr.. faursrrrY- -res-
II you have half a miaute 10 spare
d like 20 show you" ~ioa
sednt IN subscribe for u. all right
'ou'rs tho FIRST book agent that ever
ams here tia; didnt call ne Lank'-
t'r.~-chleago Tribuns.
-Of COURSE said the bossflns colo
81. there are some who might douhs
y vnlor al Gettysburg because I dii
% lost an arm or leg -oh. dont
( that worry you." spoke up little
ichard; 4 heard papa say you iost
our head. --Philrtsiphia Record.
eve jealousy: ysltnr-You hsv~nt
4 half as nice a cemetery here "a ws
we In Fimv!Iis. Prominent eitisrn
Z Hswrilei-No. I've always heard
st the cemetery Il the only par, %
,ur town that hollis out any Induce
emit. for permanent rvsiisnta-shI-
go Tribune.
How savREsly that COW looks az
O." said the typewriter bosrder from
u city. Il rscson as h-ow II be on
count Nv that air red waist yew'vs
4 on. miss answered the old farm.
Dear me-" exclaimed the kry.
yinx maid: -of course II isu't quits
to date. but ia no idea q country
" would notice it--Chicsso Daily
,waL
As the steamer Neptune was lcav.
: the hsrbor Of Athens q well-dr~s.ei
ing lady passenger approached the
plain. and. pointing 10 the distant
is. inquired. what Ia that whit.
IA on the hiils. captainr" That 4,
,w. madam" answered the captain
II. resllyr' remarked the iady. Il
,ught 30 myself. but a gentleman
J just told me II was Greece
nliai child: A certain pohlsmsaL
u known TO society. while one dsy
bling round his stablea. came across
coschmsn's little boy on a .est
ying with bis toys After talking
The youngster a short time. he said.
ell my little man. do you know
o I amT' "Oh. yes" replied the
ngster; you're the man that rides
my fathers csrrIsger'-TIt.Bns
ormer suburbanite (astoundedl -
don't mean to tell me that you
ego chickens and you ARE stili on
skiing terms with your next.door
suburbanIte CsmlIIngly,--
It's exactly the case. Former sub
anite--Keep EN- cooped Mp. oh,
urbanite-Not on your llfel You
the day bought the fool fowls
ade blufr at driving them out Of
garden. and pretty soon they
ight they belonged to my neigh.
l. so since then they stick to mn
len like gluel-- Brooklyn Life.