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The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-10-23

We want You to know about LiquO-
zone. and the product itself can tell
you more than we. So we ask you TO let
us buy you a bOttle-a full-size bottle
10 try. Let it prove that it does what
medicine cannot do. See what 4 tonic
it is. Learn that it does kill germs.
Then you will Use it always, as we do,
and as millions Of others do.
This offer itself should convince you
that Liquozone does is We claim. We
would certainly not buy a bottle and
give it to you if there was any doubt
of RESULT You want those results:
You want 10 be well and To keep well.
And ycu can't do that-nobOdy can
without LiluoZonc.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-10-23

Wilmington horse shows. on which occa-
sions they were driven by Mr.. Vanderbilt.
and who also captured honors IN the run
prize at Boston, Philadelphia and other
horse shows as a ladys driving horse;
Doctor Selwonk. an arfstocratic chestnut.
who m~onopofzes the laurels wherever en-.
tered in the gig class: Amusement and
AstoniShment. a good coach pair. which
won two frsts and a reserve to champion
ship at Madison Square; the winning pony
FTills. n many others.
Mr.. and Mrs. Vanderbilt are the only
couple Of prominence that exhibit at the
leading horse shows Of the country who
drive and ride their own entries
Not only riding and driving. but polo,
automobiling and tennis interest Mr.. tan-
derbilt. He has q remarkably n string
Of polo ponies, selected for him IN Texas
He aided in the management Of the auto
mobile races at Newport last season. Al
though he has played on the polo field at
NeWpor he is not a prominent poloist-
All these horses are driven by Mr.. and
Mrs r. c. Vanderbilt. who accept defeat
with a good grace. strongly in contrast to
the peeyishness frequently displayed by
some disappointed exhibitors.
The stable itself Is a model in appoint
ments and cleanliness. 1t has accommo-
dations for fifty horses and many vehi-
cles.. Upstairs are the apartments Of the
coachmen and grooms. all comfortably
furnished n provided with many con-
veniences that plainly reflect the solicit
tude of Mr.. Vanderbilt Amateur stock
pAGCoihH la bNO SClAOuSly culGE6O llIp-
and It isn't amiss to predict that within a
comparatively short time Sandy Point
Farm will be one of the recognized stock
farms Of the country. Near the big stable
is a circular track. where the horses are
exercised and Instructed in the require
ments OF the show ring
In the splendid kennels is a small but
select collection of dogs, all chosen with
an eye to their breeding and general good
qualities. Included in the collection are a
Russian w~olfhound. which won second
prize at the Newport Dog Show. and two
French bulls. Domino and Marcus. Dom
inc Cblack and whfte) captured FIRST prize
in the novice class at the Newport show,
while Marcus. a great brindle. was award
ed three irsts in Paris and one second in
the open class!
A structure exclusively devoted TO the
stora ge and care Of automobiles. Of which
Mr.. Vanderbilt has several OF the best for
eign and American makes. stands near the
stable. and a power-house and pumping
station, of brick with stone trimmings, |
supply the electricity and water for
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-10-23
MANY PROSPECTIVE EMPLOYERS RUDE AND coA1EMPTuoUs.

about. and the wooden cases seemed to
be Jagged at every corner.
Tn a few days M hands were full OF
painful cuts from broken glass and full
of spIinter5 from the wooden cases and
barrels. I was stin in every limb. and my
back aehed so that / could hardly stand.
Now and then I had lighter work TO
do, such as washing dirty barrels, scrub
bling the floor of the brewery and sweep
ing the staircases. How my colleagues
In the Chancellery in Berlin would have
delighted to have a glimpse Of me in this
plight
SUMMARILY DISCHARGED.
After four weeks Of this toll I was dis
missed, for no particular reason than that
the foreman wanted a change.
"I had done my work zealously and a.
ficiently for our weeks. and suddenly
was cast again into tho ranks of the I'M
employed.
'srhe injustice cut me to the quick. and
my pride, Is a manual labOrer. was
wounded. 1 was ashamed OF myself, and
l skunk homeward to my miserable lodging
In deep depression
Next, / found work in a cycle factory,
where / had to turn a screw all day long
for a weekly wage of s..
The only boarding place available In
there Were twenty beds in one small room
The beds were placed so close to one an
other that they touched. and they were
all occupied.
1T was q motley crowd that slept hud-
died together in this room after night
There was no ventilation and no sugges-
ton Of cleanliness of any kind"
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-10-23

houses. stables n other buildings On tha
farm The farm. indeed has its fnAe-
pendent water supply, with sufficient pow
er to force the water to the top noolD u
the buildings and through the IRE by
drants placed at intervals about the
grounds There = also q fully appointed
fire apparatus
The electric lighting plant Is said to b
the largest private one In the country, and
brilliantly lights all tine buildings both
inside n out. and. when required. the
grounds.
A servants house stands some twenty
feet from the main house. in the rWr q
h former; there 10 q gardeners hou0
and one for he farm hands. and IN i'm.
mense barn for the storage Of hay and
grain
one Of the most attractive features Of
the place Is the beautiful italian garden.
which lies to the south Of the main houSAt
with a f~ar-reachinE vista Of the S~eaconneS
River. This was only completed lAsf
spring. and. with its white marble fun
tatns and formal walks. bordered With
clipped poplary and yews. the visitor wan
deing through its dowery mazes On some
soft spring Or early summer day. when ths
river and distant ocean shfmmer In q
peariy mist, and the swallows ny. can
easily IMAGINE himself IN some xarden
OF n Italy or Western England.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-10-23
We Paid 100000

For the American rights to Liquo-
We did this after testing the
product for two years. through physi-
clans and hospitals, after proving. in
thousands of different cases. that LID
uozone destroys the cause of any
germ disease.
Liquozone has, for more than twenty
years. been the constant subject Of
scientific and chemical research. 1t is
not made by compromising drugs, nor
with alcohol. Its virtues are derived
solely from gas-largely oxygen gas
by a process requiring immense appa-
ratus and fourteen days time. The
result is a Liquid that does what o2y-
gen docs. 1t is n nerve food and blood
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-10-23
"R00SEVELT'S CHARACTER
LEADING CAMPAIGN ISSUE
dent Is Not . Great Man, but II
Disposed to Like Fighting

REPUBLIC SPECIAL
Boston. Mass, Oct. IA leading issue
in the campaign is the personal charac-
ter of Roosevelt" said Professor George
E. Gardner. speaking in the Boston Uni
versity Law School to-day.
Let US at least be sane in our con-
sideration Of him. Roosevelt is not a
great I say this not to his dis
credit.
Roosevelt probably loves a fight; at
least. / should judge SO from his words.
I don't think he would deliberately pick
one, but once in 1t, he is in his glory. l
recall q phrase from one of his addresses,
There is no triumph SO great as the
supreme triumph of war We don't want
such a maa for President
II was greatly shocked in reading
Roosevelt's description of his experiences
at the battle Of San Juan Hill. TO find the
words, I also killed a Spaniard.' Up to
that time I was an admirer Of Roosevelt,
but I could never vote for a man who
boosted in cold blood Of killing a human
being. It is a thing to be regretted, re-
pented of and forgotten.
Does he think. in his boasting, of the
weeping wife at home in Spain and the
children calling for their father who does
not come?
This is a direct pronouncement of the
man. One who says such words Is not to
be trusted as the head of the Govern
ment unless you want the nation plunged
In a career Of warfare"
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-10-23

food-the most helpful thing in the
world to you. Its effects are exhilarat-
ing. vitalizing. purifying. Yet it is a
germicide SO certain that We publish
on every bottle an offer of $1,000 for a
disease germ that it cannot kill. The
reason is that germs are vegetables;
and Liquozone-like ar excess of oxy-
gen-is deadly TO yegetal matter.
There lies the great value of Liquo-
zone. 1t is the only way known 10 Kill
germs in the body without killing the
tissue roo. Any drug that kills germs
is a poison. and it cannot be taken in
tcrnally. Every physician knows that
medicine is almost helpless in IN
germ disease.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-10-23
cHlcAG0's BOY CROP
SURPRISES EXPECTATIONS
Martial Ardor Aroused by the Russo
JapaEese War Suggested as for
Predominaace Of Male Children.
REPUBLIC SPECIAL.

Chicago, Oct 22-Chicago's boy crop
this rel win break all records. The in
crease In the number Of boy babies-in
the majority Of boys ever girls born since
January Lhas startled statisticians and
set the superstftious in Chicago into pre-
dieting war.
Scientists claim that the war between
japan and Russia has so aroused the
portion Of boys to girls win show an In
crease Of at least % Per cent In 1904. Here
are some figures showing the increase.
In 19Qz there were born In Chicago L.
13 boys and 1S,1so girls. In 19Qa, 1S,06e
boys were born In Chicago and 1854 girls.
But in the first eight months Of 1904, 1.009
more boys than girls w been born in
Chicago, and stattsticians declare that the
complete returns for the year 1904 will
show nearly LOS more boys than girls
born Ia Chicago, an advance Of nearly go
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-10-23
PHYSICIAN SAVES A TRAM
Removes Big Tie From Track and
Prevents Wreck.
REPUBLIC

SPECIAL
~Binghamton. N. Y. Oct. H-Ths timely
arrival Of Doctor T. D. Posbury Of End
colt saved the fast w~estbound Chicaso
limited on the Erie. which leaves BiueL
hamton at S:65 o'clock loaded with fts IN.
man freight. from a wreck In which hun
dreds OF lives might have been lost.
Doctor Fosbury received q call to attand
q patient VINO lives north Of the Erie
tracks. As he neared the Oak HIN cross
a large obstacle a short way down ~
tracks Examining 1t by tho glimmer a
the lamp In the station. he discovered thaf
1t was a huge railroad tie placed directly
across the tracks
He ran to the station and notified thu
station agent. Both men FASTENED to III
scene and removed the obstacle Just q
the express few by.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-10-23

Is again in possession Of her jewels. that
rested for t~wenty-four hours al the bottom
OF the bay.
Diver Tucker, who is employed by
Whitelaw. the wrecker. recovered the
gems after an hour Of search in the briny
depths. Mrs. Stone lost the diamonds from
Union street wharf a few days 81 They
were contained in a small purse. and she
had despaired OF recovering them when
the diver came to her assistance.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-10-23
SOC Bottle Free.

If you need L%iquozone, and have
never tried it. please send Us this cou-
pom. We will then mail you an order
on 4 local druggist for a full-size bot
tie. and we will pay the druggist our
selves for it. This is our free gifS,
made to convince you; to show you
what Liquozone is, and what it can
do. In justice to yourself. please. ac-
cept il to-day. for it places you under
no obligation whatever
Liquczone costs o and 81.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-10-23

lected Sunday Of each week as a day of
informal reception. when she is careful
Maryland families established in st. Louis
to assist her in entertaining those who
come. To Mrs. Fisher is due much credit
for the taste and judgment which she has
used in furnishing the building. The fur
niture which was sent out from Baltimore,
though good, WIS found Inadequate for
the building, and the duty devolved upon
Mrs. Fisher to buy many things, such as
rugs, portieres, window curtains and the
like, and all this she did without one sin
gle mistake. The dressing of the vim
dows was a particularly happy selection.
and has added immensely to the finish
and elegance Of the interior"
Mrs. Fisher is a sister OF Rear Admiral
W. 8. Schley. the hero of Santiago.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-10-23
DIAMONDS TAKEN FROM BAY.
Diver Receivers Missing Gems and
Is Handsomely Rewarded.


San Francisco, Oct 22.-1f fishes had ap-
petites for diamonds, then Mrs. Charles
Stone. wife of the chief engineer OF the
gasoline steamer George Bailey would be
mimi nine diamond rings. and perhaps
soms lucky fisherman would be the richer
Tor about $1,000 worth Of glittering gems.
But the fny creatures that inhabit the
waters OF the bay arc not attracted by all
that glitetrs. and that Is why Mrs. Stone
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-10-23
Fatal Fall OF Freight Car.

REPUBLIC SPECIAL.
New York. Oct. 2-Harry Lanahan. %
years old. while on his way from Phila-
delphia with three companions on top of
4 freight car. fell off the car. His legs
we're cut Off II he died in the Mullen
5crg Hospital at Plainfield.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-10-23
IMPERIAL COUNCILLOR
WORKED AS A LAB0RER

Herr Kolb. a Close Personal Friend of Emperor William, Has
Written a Book About His Experiences in Chicago-Came to
Study Industrial Conditions and Had Hard Tfme-Employed
at One Time as Helper for Walters in Athletic Club.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-10-23
We Will Buy
SOC Bottle Of Liquozone and Give II Il

D~andruT-Dropsy Stomach TrouhIo
Dyspepsia Throat Troubles
Eczema-Erysipclas Tuberculcsfs
Fcycrs-Gali Stones fumorD-CL9p
Goi,re-Gout VKytcockla
+ GOnorrhea-Gleet Women's DtA30
All diseases tina. begin with feverxaIl fnfamss
Enati0n-ali cararrh-all contaEious diseaseS-AA
the results OF impure or poisoned Wood
In nervous debility Liquoxone acts as q VIAL
izer. accomplishing what no drugs can do.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-10-23
Rev Belcher bath and Hotel

Will be open for public inspection after
8 a m Saturday and Sunday. Oct. % and
9. Gentlemen nj ladies are invited to
call and see the most finely equipped bath
in the country. Fourth st. and Lucas ave.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-10-23
Germ Diseases.

These are the known germ diseases.
All that medicine can do for these
troubles is to help Nature overcome
the germs. and such results are indi-
rect and uncertain. Liquozone attacks
the germs. wherever they are. And
when the germs which cause a disease
are destroyed. the disease must end,
and forever. That is inevitable.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-10-23

Make B1esh Grow DIT app u Wm-Recans strength Il Orxans Worn
Ut ? Dice or AEe-Rs.ew. Vital E.ergy, STOPS. Pains strM.ht-
UnsfEhty Gr0wths in Performs Other
SeemfnG hacI
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-10-23
Makes Heart Beat Again in
Woman's Body
RESCUED FROM THE CRAVE

elt Dead ad LifeIesA But Blood Made 10 Flow Through vefnsO Once !
By Strange Mans Mysterious Control Over Disease ad DeaG.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-10-23

And T1reatels % Upset Modern Medical Practice Healing Ho,eIe.. II.
vaias of Diseases PrOnounced ncurabe b PhysdanA
ays There fs n o Dhease He May Nt Cure u OHersF Free serxt... ,.s
Hen Trsetnen to The Sick and Addicted to Prove 70 An Ma.ki.a
DocforSV erdics Discourage.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-10-23
rheumatism

Anew years ego I was taken With in-
hammatory Rheumatism, which, though
! mild at 6rst, became gradually 50 intense
J that I was for weeks unable to walk. I
tried several prominent physicians and
took their treatment faithfully, but was.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-10-23

For ovef four years I suffered intensely
with Sciatic Rheumatism. The Rheuma-
tism first troubled me in my hip, then
spread to my shoulders, head, aud finally
al over my body. became such an in
valid that neither my family nor friends
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1904-04-08
N @ R P HI N E
Opium. Whiskey and All
Drug Habits
Cured Without Pain at Your Homes.
THE BEST OF SANATORlUM FACILL
TIES IF DESIRED.

If you are addicted to these habits you
think you will quit it. You won't; you
can't unaided; but you can be cured and
restored to your former health and vigor
without pain or the loss of an hour from
your business at a moderate cost. The
medicine builds up your health, restores
yonr nervous system to its normal condi.
ton; you feel like different person from
the beginning of treatment. WING
OFF THE OPIATES AFTER THE FIRST
DOSE. You will soon be convinced and
fully satisfied in your own mind that you
will be cured.
Mr.. T. NJ. Brown. of DeQueen, Ark .,
says: lover years ago was cured of the
opium habit by your medicine, and have
continued in the very best of health since. -
DR.. w. M. Tunstall, of Lovingston. Va
says: Il am glad to say that l firmly be-
lieve that l am entirely and permanently
cured of the Drink Habit, as l have never
even 80 much as wanted a drink in any
form since took your eradicator, now IS
months ago. 1t was the best dollars L
ever invested"
Mrs. Virginia Townsend, of Shreveport,
La, writes: mo more OpiuU. Ihave taken
no other remedy than yours and make no
mistake when l say that my health is bet
ter now than it ever was in my life, and l
owe 1t to you and your remedy, 1t has
been twelve years since l was cured by
your treatment"
For full particulars address DR.. B. NJ
Woolley, 301 LOwndes Bldg, Atlanta, Ca,
who will send you his book on these dis.
eases FREE. sep 4sl2t lem
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1904-04-08
CONNECTIONS.

CONNECTIONS.
Train No. 2 connects at Harrisonburg,
Va. chesapeake Western Junction) with
Valley R. r trains for all points in the
Valley, North or South of Harrisonburg
and for points South or North via Southern
Ry. or Valley R. r., and Harper's Ferry
B. & o.; also via StauntOn, Va.,. 80.
Train No. connect at Elkton. ". with
N. & w. train No. 3 for ali points : 18th,
Southwest and Northwest, via Roar Q,
Va. Winston-Salem, N. c., Bristol, Te
or Columbus. Ohio.
Train No. connects at ElktOn, Va, with
N. & w. train No. for Luray. Front Roy.
al, Riverton, Va, Charlestown. W. Va,
Hagerstown, Md, and points North and
East via Hagerstown. Md. and Cumber.
land Valley and Western Maryland K. Rs
Pullman Buffet Sleeping carsthrOugh from
Elkton to New York, via Harrisburg and
Philadelphia. Pa.
Train No. 5 will wait at Elkton for N
q W. No. connection, 80 minutes when
late.
For information as to rates, tickets
routes, etc., apply to any agent OF the
Chesapeake Western Railway, or
M L. Mardis,
,, Supt & Traffic Mg'l
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1904-04-08
A Way they Have.
What this Stanton citizen says only
Csrroborates the story of thousands.

| What this stanton citizen says ONLY
Csrroborates the story of thousands.
| The pTticuiars related by this re
preventative CT lien of Stanton are
similar to hundreds of others in this
city. When there are scores of people,
all anxious TO tell acout the benefits
received from tbh use of Doan Is Kid
ney Pills. the greatest skeptic in Staun.
ton must be convinced Read the follow
| ing:
q. b. Van Osten who is q tailor en-
ployed at W. H. kelsey's tailor shop
and residing at Oil Stuart st. says: 1T
is tantalizing to any one to have a
steady aching across the back, but |
think it is especially so to person
who has to remain in sitting POSI-
on much of the time. l have sufferek
| for long time and some days it act-
ually seemed "a though my back would
break in two, | knew my trouble can
from my kidneys for there were other
indications of this complaint, for tle
secretions from those organs were ex.
ce sive at times and at others scanty
and especially at night. read abonG
Doan's Kidney Pills ard went to b. +.
| Hughes drug store and got a box.
They relievek me promptly and in a
short time the urinary trouble was cor.
rected and the backache disappeared.
| [ also used Doan's Ointment for itch
ing piles which had troubled me for a
long time. This preparation did not
fail like dozens of others had tried
but instead it acted just as represented
and gave me prompt and positive re
lief DOan's Kidney Pills and Doan s
Ointment are certainlo worthy of end
Orsatian."
For sale by all dealers. Price so C.
Foster. Mllburp. Buffalo. N. Y. sole
agents for the United States.
Remember the name-Doan's and take
no substitute.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1904-04-08
The Boss Was Wise.

Employer-You are having a decided
Irritation with the girl who has charge
of our telephone wire?
Truthful Clerk with cold chills run.
ming up and down his spine, and will
visions of instant dismissaD-Y-e Lees
sir; but please, 81
Employer-Well, keep it up. She will
give more attention to our calls if 70,
do-Tit-Bits.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1904-04-08
Big UNDERTAKINGS.

"Talk about big jobs" said the Cheer
full Idiot, while trying to look serious
We'll" said the victim, YEARLY.
Wheeling West Virginia may b.
some and Lansing Michigan may be
rather big surgical undertaking, bu
Flushing Long Island isn't such tiny
little sanitary stunt. "-Baltimor
American
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1904-04-08
Touching Music.

Miss Yallerby-Dat Percy Mokingto
kin play de mos intoxicatin' an heaben
~ music on his banjo. Oh, my
Clarence Coonley (sneeringly)-Huh
I guess rag-time am about dat niggah'
limit
Miss Yallerby (warmly}-'T is, Ell
Yo' jes ought ter heah dat man glib a
imertation oh spring chicken a-sizzlir
on de pan, er hungry pickaninny eat
in a wateh-millyun! Talk about yo
real music!-Puck.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1904-04-08
Well Done All Around.

"Did the critic say anything when
you told him 1 had sold that picture
to an American millionaire?" asked the
artist
yes; he said Well done!'" re-
sponded the close friend.
"Ah! he meant the picture?"
mo; the American millionaire
Tit-Bits
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1904-04-08
His Business.

II think" she sand, that he has de
ceived us all. l don't think he is any.
thing more than a clerk
Why"
Because, right in the middle of 6
proposal last night, his mind wandered
and he said: You could wear a size
smaller, miss, without any trouble Al
all l jerked my foot back, of course
but I knew right away why it was sc
easy for him to get on his knees before
a girl. Brooklyn Eagle
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1904-04-08
Real Damage.

Silas-By heck! I think the society
for the preservation of American for
ests should get after those city hunters.
Cyrus-You mean the society to
prevent the determination of game.
Silas-No, they don't hit game. They
Chicago Daily News.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1904-04-08
Title with MARRIAGE.

"You say that when she married she
got title?" asked the sweet thing.
"Yes," answered the most popular
girl in the neighborhood
Countess, duchess, or what?'
''Mrs. Portland Oregonian.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1904-04-08
Didn't Know How to Use It.

Miss Howjames Cat the opera)-
Hasn't she marvellous technique?
Mr.. Calculates, but she doesn t
er-seem to know how to manage 1t
gracefully. She gives it sort of kick
when she turns around.-Chicago Tri-
bune.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1904-04-08
Explained.

"She claims to be poet"
ooh, that's impossible! All poets
are males"
How do you mean?"
well, you know the old saying, The
poet is born, not maid "-Philadel-
phia Ledger