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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-03-22
e, W. WEST H1k
Dist. Pass. Agent, Richmond, va.

sRUzp T4 .H9ksSny4H4!EEiHEN so
on May I'd and Sd the southern Rail-
way will sell speclal ickets to Ja ekson =,
VILE and return at one fare, plus .
cents, for, the round trip. The rate from
Richmond will BIO $2o,7o ard compara-
lively low rates from all other points on
fcxceptionally fine service TO Jackson
Vile through limited trains, with Pull
man,s finest cars, The dining car ser.
Vice of the Southern Railway Ia MAIN
4ta.red at the highest standard Of exc
lcelence, Y, |, !, !, :, /, /, =, ],
Dist. Pass. Agent, Richmond, Va,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-03-22
A Young Black Bear.

Especial to The Times-Dispatch)
PARA, VA. March 21.-Mr. r. G. Will
mer. the merchant at WoS Postoflce.
which Is located near the site OF the
proposed dam OF tile water company, fa IS
a beautiful pct bear. He is about the
siee of, q good. large dog, and is as black
as black can be. and any one, wanting
a tame bear doubtless could purchase him.
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Rudy OF Lantz Mill, Y died yesterda y 20 &
consumption. She was twenty-six years
old, and Is survived by her husband and
two small children. .33s q 81 sii B,
Funeral Of Mrs. Byrne. I
The funeral OF Mrs. Elizabeth Keenan,
Byrnc, who died 4 February I'D, in De-
trolt. Mich, took place at 10 o'clock yes
tcrdny morning from STU Patrick 8
Church, with solemn requiem mass. Rev.
Rather j. III. McKcefery officlated, and
Rev Fathers $NtcYcry and Iiannlgan. us
sisted lii tho service, The nterment was
made iii the family vault in Mount Call
vary Cemetery.
Hurt H. Roberts.
SOUTH BOSTON. VA. March 2l.-Alr.
Hurt II. Roberts. oldest son OF Mr.. and
Mrs. Il. Z. Roberts, Sr. who reside near
Dan River Church. died very suddenly
Sunday evening at q O clock from a str
oc paralysis. received Saturday night. Up
until Saturday he was in apparently
good health. lie was about thirty years
OF age, and was n nephew OF Mr.. T.. NJ I
Terry, OF Lynchburg. For several years
he was connected with Craddock, 7 cry
Company, Of that city N ss4 3 #
Samuel G. Spencer.
Especial to The ,Tmes-D lspatch)
[ MONT YlNCO p. O.. VA. March al.
Mr. Samuel e. Spencer. the deaf and
dumb postmaster at this office, was found
alying In the road near the poorhouse In
an unconscious condition last Thursday
morning. He continued In a comatose.
state until Friday night, when no died
in the sixty-third year OF his age.
.@ Walter E.. Bastine.
(special4to The Times Dispatch)
PETERSBURG, VA, March III
Walter E. Bastne was found dead yes
IL rday morning at his room. In Old
street. He was the proprietor of cigar
factory in Old Street. He was unmar-.
red. about forty years of age, and had.
been a resident OF Petersburg many
years,
. He was brother of o. l.. Bastine,
molder employed by he Richmond LOCO
motive Works. Tho body was taken TO
day to Richmond for intierment.
Mrs. Elizabeth Seabury.
Especial to The Times Dispatch.)
PETERSBURG, Va, March 2l,-.
Mrs. Elizabeth Seabury. widow. of the
late p. S. Seabury died suddenly at her
homo In sycamore Street, last night at
III o'clock. Though she had been In III
health for some time, her death was
E,lnexp ted. She Is survived BY two
sons Messrs. Kirk and Hamilton
seabury OF Petersburg: and two dau Oh
ters Mrs. wv. +. Drewry, OF Petersburg,
and Mrs. e. j. Bond, Of Baltimore
The funeral will take place tomorrow
at 4: 80 o'clock from Tabb Street Presby-'
4terian Church.
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i Mrs, Elizabeth Seabury.
w. F. Compiler.

71 (spccial Ia The Times-Dispatch) '=7337
! tIEEsBURG, VA, March s2l.-Mr, III
Tia m IT. Compiler, Of this county, died
al his home In Lovettsyill, yesterday N
his eighty-hrst year. He Is 5aS survived
BY his wife, who was a daughter Of the
late Samuel Slater, and two children,
Mi. Eppa Compiler and Mrs Lula Nixon,
wife OF Mr.. Lewis Nixon,Sof this county,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-03-22

5sae.75= 10 NEW oRLEANs, Ia. AND
URN vi a tSouT HE n. RAILWAY.
Railway will sell special tickets from al!
points on It's lines to New Orleans and
return, WITH return limit April 9th, at
rate OF one fare plus as cents. making
tho rate from Richmond 1866. Compare
lively low rates from all other points. The
Southern Railway is the direct line to
New Orleans. fast trains. convenient
schedules. through cars and Southern
Railway Dining Cars. the service OF
which represents the highest standard OF
excellence. u Z. + 55 (.
1t At3ff Dist Pass A gent. Richmond, Va. H
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-03-22
CSeorge D, Williams,
speclalfto The ,l'lmes-

Especial TO The Times Dispa tch.)
EELONA, YAo March 2l--George
sD. Williams died at his rest
dc nee In B Powhatan county, sunday
morning Mt O'Clock, In the slxty-flfth
year Of his age. lie entered the army
at the commencement of the late Civil
War as "a member of the PoWhatan Az
tillery; surrendered with his company
al APPROXIMATIONS Courthouse.
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lie was going to the mill with lag
OF corn, and must have fallen from his
horse, which was near, MN when t1onna
He made q very efficient postmaster,
though he was deaf and dumb,
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THIS IS "a NEW ONE.
During his long life has held many OF
fetal positions in the community
w. D. F. Duyal.

Especial to The Times lspatcio
SALEM, VA. March 2l---Mr. W. d. +.
spuval. one OF Salem's most prominent
citizens. died. suddenly at his home sun
day night OF heart disease. He was for
many years proprietor Of Hotel Duvai.
He was eiehty-one ears, OF age. and is
survived BY his wife and one daughter,
Mrs. u. a, Parsons. Of Chica co. 5{
Joseph a. Wright.
fspeciuI tc, The Times-D ispatch.)
PETERSBURG, VA. March 2l.-
Joseph. A. Wright, father Of Mrs, g. y.
Hubbard, of Petersburg. died yesterday
at his home In Portsmouth. Va. Mrs
Hubbard had been at his bedside Tor
several days. rs 3;
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DEATHS

HoPPE,-Dled at the residence Of her
brother, George u, Cary, III West cira &c,
6 afn S:Ss E M YESTERDAY MIS- ELlSA y
Funeral notice in evening paper.
Ho1zGREE, E. Died, March a. 1901; Y {
band, Grove Road, CAROLYN II O.. wife
az Joseph IIolzgrefe and oldest daughter
/ If the late Mr.. and Mrs. p, Schspers:
Church WEpNEs pAYFAloi MING at 10
O'Clock.
II IWAI1[4AC u, son oftsNN. w. and
Kate Franklin PolndeeNter, aged nineteen
months. y; 4 d l, = = 4, a
SS residcInse Of Ills aunt, Mrs, II, "a, Whit
let 4O8 North Eighth Street, on IU ES-
i1IY MORNING at ~ q clock q
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Mrs, George Watson.

Especial To The 'rimes-D ispatcFDs.
NEWPORT NEWS, III VA, March 2l.---.
Mrs George Watson. Il forty-sevens years
old. died at this homo of her hnsba nd, In
Fox Hill, to-day, from pneumonia, Her
husband and seven children survive her.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-03-22
HenrY u. Smith.

l.,Aia Al
ADAMS GROW Narcn &. J.
}Henry&L. snltl,.a we'll know, citizen %
Southampton died yesterdny q tter q 'ons
and painful illness ut MS holl,o y ~"
miles from here. lio was past s'sty, .Al.u
served gallantly IN the Gonleuetalo q. ~
MT. Sinlth WAS a. consistenI il.cll'oo
hebron St5aptlst e;h,lrcf. TIC nav ~ 81
ms churc y, IN many important ouSes az, ,,
was AZ time OF his den1ise' u CIV -
clerk. g2g sJ,} ....
ne Durla was At flo .. us
noon IN the cnurc u yard o. lttepron, ~, ~,
was conducted 60 1pv ti'e pasto.,
". tif1 l. rd...il,Wo grown so,'s.-, ,i =
Lynn ana Willie nm ~, :.
the grave and ianother! grown so So ~ ~. !.
waiter Smi1th,58is III hospital a. ~.
fok, &WhitherS ne went last riuay s 'uNo
one otsflls ;, names = pn.a q. g. a..
Emma II, snitl1,stires sons--Mepsrs. Wall
ter Percy and Reuben smlth--and three
dau e, Is. I'd Jones MISS !, 9ui,e
the las 1nel1tloned are reslue,ll.s :. !.
OF br runs vi
VS. q. i Brooks.
Especial 10 The es-DlspatctI) #
WEST POINSt,S:NA. March 21.-Mr.,
~ q. brooks az 4 Dudloy.s Ferry King
and Queen Sco,,rtv died Sunday.&F Mr..
sRrooks,s ,,om 3stvvast li,st across the Mat
4 nonpg = iver, !, frn,n yVest .1oint. He las
lived there aIla5of; lis life. For several
vcars be ha . 4 t,aan mn invalid. He was
sxtv. th rI Yea rsi: old t1e educated
at the ft1nlversIt If Virginia, and served
during the civil;syNar. He was ono Of the
nine charter members Of the West FONT
b !: t<t'urscn was or over tWensy.
I'VE yea y =, tr,si
ti,,u - tne guy =, ny uca
', ~ WIZ -" 80
me oi.les - ~ !, n
a.,o -.
any ~ ~, ~
a'ta y . w VI 'ss p :, =,
syhsh,is 1oI, ~ MIS-. y
: ne l Es!. ii'e ~ ii pi
Mrs. VIC. Edwards.
fsnecial 10 trr,c Tim.s-Dispatch.)
-,
- :, yA. Mdtc.' ~
sl!'lti NJ ~ !" q. W, %W'ie - w ou'h : =
= al long Il time 9pasaed away at her home ne.
No. 1l9 Church street. Yesterday morning
at II o'clock. She was daughter of the
late Peter Goodrich, of Fredericksburg.
and leaves two brothers, j udg ohm r.
GOODRICH and Mr.isNVilllam b. G oobrick,
of Fredericksburg,,snn and one sister, Miss
Nora Goodrich. OF tliis city. 4 \. III
She Is also Survived by her husband
and one daughter, Miss Maria G.. Ed
wards &. III
Mrs. Edwards was a devoted member
Of ST. I'aul's Episcopal Church. @
Robert Cornell.
fsnori., - rbo lrir, .D,.n,+c,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-03-22
BE WELL-SOUND.S TRONG
Officer Charles Tirnberak Tor ills Daring
How He Keeps Himself III Conditon-f1is Health
and Nerve and Power-Conle Only from the
Celebrated Nerve Vitalizer and Tonic.
PAINE'S CELERY COMPOUND

But a few months ago tho whole Middle
West rang with the 1,cws OF tho exploit
or brave Officer Charles Titiiborlakc, per-
haps the only officer who ever levied on
a loaded gun In tho hands OF a quick shot,
E.Timberlnke Is noted through tho Ohio
valley for hls Dr9}very and endurance '. ' 10
writes: s "A RI. a 4, We s@
Cincinnati. February eth, 1904. ~ have
gained In weight since began taking
Paine's Celery Compound. It gives mo
strength and vitality, makes mo eat well
and sleep we'll, and keeps Tho nerve sys-
TEN in good condition. Since I began ils
Use I have beot, stronger and healthier
than i have been iii years. 81 Charles TIM.
fbcrakc, Courtsof Magistrate Dumont.
"A I. n .5
THIS PlTTs1URo MAN, ST 90.
II q Braced Him Y p',----Put Hin on His
Feet When He Was Run Down and
slckly. ;is| sa5
ALLOWING my system to become tho
roughly undermined, by hard work, loss
OF sleep and nervousness, the result was
3thntI was Mt subject for the hospital
A friend of mine Recommended my
taking Paine's Celery Compound. which
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-03-22
Isaac Carter.
Especial to The Times-Dispatch)

F5f4g( Especial TO The WIlmeS-Jlspatcn.JIi M IA
s NEWPORT NE WIS, Il VA, IS March 21--
Isaac Carter, aged sixty-thres years a.
well known architect, died In Hampton
to-day. 4 He cnme to that place from
indianapolis. He was Il prominent Ma
son, and is survived by a wife and two
RI. n torq
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-03-22
Louis Cohen,

(specinl TO The Times Dlspatch.) AT
Il STA UNION, va; March ?l.-Mr. Louis
Cohen, aked fifty-four years. died here
last night Mt the residence Eof MS cousin.
3Isidore Cohen, after an illness Of some
time with consumption.
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G, w. Everhart.

(special tc The Times Dlspa tch)
I,EESBlJR G, IA & March X 2l.-C George
". EIyerhart, OF Loyettsyllc, died Sat
urday, aged seventy years. a Q Is 3 SUR
vived 1by his .wifesand three children, two
,oo & I, ND ono ri 1lp hit CIR. 3t
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-03-22
Rev. Thomas H. Early.
Deaths in Woodstock.

Especial to The Times Dispatch,) II
WOODSTOCK, VA March 2l.-Mr.
benjamin Rau, prominent cabinet
maker OF Edinburg, died yesterday after
a short Illness aged sixty-nine years.
Mrs. Ada Rudy, wife Of Mr.. Glenn W.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-03-22
n. Mays tltiztn Of tlilH villa re .d ais
after 4 protfacted Illness his nome =.


IA. Mays, d citizen Of tiilH villa re q ea
after d protfActed Illness his nome AZ
this place, last hight.
Mr.. Mays was slstS+fotir veal ofa a n.
He was bornJii Nelson county, PVT l,V vss
HI Amherst county almost Ills iitire ne e
Mir. Mays wassh member Of Company -.
Nineteentl,B Virginia 1seglnletlt d,irlf 9 the
tlti1 War. 1'l,ls was the first ompnnS
that was orgthlzed III this county during ~
tho war;. He served throughout the eilllro
var and was, sa brave soldier. "a y w rs
till OF war "reminiscences Wit, when \. .ll y
dcightcd to entertain his friend s. Aftert
the wal, he y. accumulated corside "a pig y
property, and was at one time q fnemper =
Of thu board Of Supervisors Of the county UNITY
from Temperance District. Mr.. Mays was W -
ono of the most Successful farmers ot.the
county, and was especially slrcesaf,il g 3
4 tobacco raiser. 1io owned a soodl, tar ~
ynenr New Glasgow
Al He married d Nj iss Williams. OF Zen"
tucky, and she ard four daughters sur
vlve flin.f1l daughters ire Mrs. Ma 7, :
Ito Clark, Of Kentucky; Mrs Stevle
Mooreousc, OF 1,ynchburg, and Miss VIZ VIZ
ginia and Della Mays OF this place.
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RUDY OF Iyantz Mill, died yesterday Of
consumption. She was twentysix years
old, and Is survived by. her husband and
two small children. III $i5 ,siB.s
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-03-22

I al8 Blood and Stomach and Heart
ana aLungs--L lver and Bowels and
: BraIn--the centre Of all the u f. e, XII
! HEALTH u and lTALiTYss lnsa the
: Human Body Sls i In the Ne RVEs.
Z Trace your sickness and tired feel
s Ing to Its real source. x s5 IN
I Prof. Edward r. Phel pc, M III Z. I,
! 3{ lid !, N or Dartmouth Univer-
I ssity, Famous Si33 L)iscoverer W OF
( Primes Celery Compound
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-03-22

IJoN NIo!nes, j OWL u u. 70, IVO4 II va
feeling tired and weak and had been
Troubled . wit tn nervousness for On a long
became dizzy and felt that i was going
to fall. had doctOrcd with the best
physicians, but got no relief.
't1 had read the numerous cures
made by Pnine's Celery Compound and
finally decided to try It. From the start
tho benefit which ! derived was marked
After taking three bottles I feel that I
am entirely cured II NJ RS. u 81, Al. ADDER.
S43 North Fourth Street. ,s 81 4.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1904-05-06
COOKING Thermometer.

The use of cooking thermometers,
which until recently was almost
thoroughly confined to hotels and
restaurants, is increasing in private
kitchens. Most modern housekeep-
ers count them nowadays as necessi-
ties, and they are to be found in any
house furnishing shop. They regis
ter a scale Of temperature which
somewhat exceeds 400 degrees. In
addition they indicate at what tenn
perature different meats should be
cooked. Mutton needs the lowest
temperature, 800 degrees; beef re-
quires 80 and pork and veal each
800 degrees. Bread and pastry need
400 degrees, but biscuit must have
$50. Plain cake bakes well at 500
degrees, while sponge cake needs
only 800. The thermometers, which
cost from SO TO IS, can be used in
boiling water or fat as well as in the
oven.-Cooking Club.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1904-05-06

Many stories have been told of
twins, but this, which cropped up in
West Philadelphia, is the very latest.
Out in the district Of the Schuyl-
kill live two men, twins, and it is
only with difficulty that their friends
are able to tell them apart. One
morning one of the twins went to a
barber shop to get shaved, and new
barber shaved him. In the after
noon the other twin went to the
same shop and placed himself in the
new BARRIERS chair. The barber look
ed at the man and then went over to
the boss Of the shop.
Boss he said, Il think I'll 20
home. guess there's something the
matter with me-"
whats the matter?" inquired
the boss.
well" replied the barber, "see
that man in my chair? shaved
him only this morning, and here he
is with two days growth of beard.
guess I'll quit" ."-Philadelphia
Press.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1904-05-06
Force Of Habit.

"She's what call bargain count
er acquaintance said the floor
walker as he tipped his hat gravcly
to the girl who went by.
why's that?" queried his com
panion.
"Well, because. AT first, you see,
We are great friends; went every
where together-notes and flowers
all the time, and all that, you know.
But after awhile things began to
change. We didn't see much of each
other, and the notes we're fewer and
the flowers less. Now / don't even
get a pleasant look when l pass by,
but an ice cold nod. So
you see there is only remnant left
Of the old acquaintance, and that is
why ] have relegated it to the bar
gain counter. Detroit Free Pre- IS.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1904-05-06
A Convenient Basket.

A novel and convenient basket for
the busy housewife is made with a
foundation of cardboard covered
with any pretty fowery cretonne or
muslin and is generously supplied
with pockets. The four sides of
the basket are shaped with rounded
tops that become narrow as they APP
proach the base, which is square.
Each section is neatly and firmly
covered with the material and sup
piled with pockets.
One such basket has big shirred
pocket on one side, rack for pat
terms and the like and a needlebook
on the other, with smaller pockets
an the remaining two, while to the
ius-le are attached a generous PIN
cushion and various minor pockets
for buttons and the like. But all
these can be varied to suit individual
preferences, the essential merit of
the basket being that the receptacle
will stand on the floor and be ever
ready at hand.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1904-05-06
Good Riddance.

What has become Of the Fruit and
game pictures once thought appro-
pirate for the dining room? Per-
ished, it is hoped, from of the face
of the earth. To eat ones dinner
sitting under a panel of slaughtered
rabbits and pheasants is not agree
able. Dining room pictures should
be cheerful. No one wants to look
at Landseer's starving deer or some
body else's ravening wolves stalking
their prey over the snow while wait
ing for the roast. 1t is questionable
whether disagreeable subjects are
desirable anywhere in the home.
They are better left to picture gal
leries, where one need not encounter
them at inauspicious moments
New York Post.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1904-05-06
What Some Girls Fear.

Captain Lamb Of Richmond while
telling how he was often mistaken
for Representative Lacey of Iowa,
whose bill stopped game selling and
shipments, inserted this:
"Lacey's a mighty fine fellow, OIL
though he is a Republican. lie can
brag too. "Why," and the Virgin
ian chuckled audibly, I'VE were over
in Wilmington together not long
ago. Lacey was Dragging to me
about what splendid country there
is in Iowa.
"Do you know said he, there
never was such a fertile soil any
where else on this earth? 1t is so
rich that the girls will not walk over
the newly plowed ground. They
know it will make their feet grow y
-Pittsburg Gazette.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1904-05-06
MORNING IN JAPAN.
Before Breakfast the Household Work
For the Day Is Done.

The ancient practice Of arising
with the sun is still kept mp by many
of the japanese outside the big cit
les.
At 8 in the morning shojis arc
pushed slightly apart and bright
faces look toward the east. "Ohayo
|OhayoW (Good morning, or more
Literally, "lt is mornmgv) says the
polite japanese, and bows with great
friendliness and appreciation to the
big yellow globe pushing its way up
ward in the sky. A murmuring of
voices runs through the house.
Down in the kitchen the noisy maid
servant makes herself heard. She is
scolding her little army of assist
ants, for she, the chief servant and
cook, has an assistant, a boy of sew
enteen, who in turn has a small boy
assistant, who in turn likewise has
an assistant, still smaller boy. The
chief servant scolds them all thor
oughly. She would like to shake
more energy into their lazy, sleepy
bodies. Hurry, for the okusama
(august lady of the house, will be
down presently" She sends them
hurrying this way and that, one to
draw and carry water, one to pre-
pare the dining room, one to sweep
the yerandas, open the shojis and let
III the morning sunlight and air, and
she herself sets to work upon the
Thus in the hours when the aver
age western servant is sleeping the
Japanese servants do all the house
work for the day. Before breakfast
the housework is done. When the
honorable lady Of the house de-
scends to the honorable downstairs
the rooms shine in cheerful morning
welcome to her; breakfast is on the
lacquered trays which stand on feet
a few inches in height. Before she
breakfasts, however, the okusame
looks into the various rooms with
the searching eye Of the experienced
housekeeper. If all is well She sweet
ly enters the dining room and her
self waits upon her husband and
parents and pours for them the
morning tea.-0noto Watanna in
Harper's Weekly.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1904-05-06
ALL OVER THE HOUSE.
so.eraI Good Things For the House.
keeper to Know.


Parailin is an excellent cleanser.
Ii will keep kitchen towels and
cloths white and sweet, and the odor
will depart in the rinsing and dry
ing. 1t will make a much soiled
earthenware sink look like new if
rubbed on with a flannel cloth and
then washed with hot water and
soda.
Mix plaster Of paris with vinegar
instead Of water, and you will find
II excellent TO stop the cracks in the
wall.
Salt scattered on the carpet when
sweeping viii clean and also keep
away moths.
To keep cheese from getting
moldy wrap it in a cloth that has
been dipped in vinegar and wrung
out almost dry. Keep in a cool
place.
Knit or darn silk into the heels Of
socks or stockings. 1t will make
them last much longer.
Jars and bottles that smell Of
onions will be quite sweet and odor-
less if left out of doors filed with
sand or garden mold.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1904-05-06
A LITTLE NONSENSE.
Embarrassing Predieament Of the Man
Who Foroot.


lie ohi,led ihe shop hurriedly,
with the AIR of mAn whose mind
was occupied with a wcighty con-
mission Those whom be passed at
the door recalled afterwnrd that he
was multering some formula under
his breath as lf fearful OF forgetting
IT, lic approached Tie counter he
roically, yet Nith the air OF one who
dcyoutly wished il were well over.
Il want to GET he began boldly,
"some-some ribbon for red baby"
The saleswoman's blank stare SEEM
ed TO arouse him to sense Of some
thing amiss.
"That IS" he hastily amended, 81
should like some baby for red rib
bed
The girl was smiling broadly now,
and two cash boys, a floorwalker
and several customers of feminine
persuasion who had drawn nearer
involuntarily smiled in unison.
"That is-of course. YOU know
He was getting desperate. Il mean
some red ribbed-that is-some red
ribs for baby-some baby-red
ribs - some - thunder and gunsl
Where's the way out?"
q wonder" the salcswoman said
thoughtfully after the lapse of an
hour or two, eff he could have want
ed some red baby ribbon New
York Times.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1904-05-06

20 Johnny. O Johnny. why late for school +?
Was the walk too long or the hin too
stecpf
You can't have forgotten the Golden Rule
That boys should keep"
"Oh. the hill was steep and the walk was
far.
l hurried along with my books and slate
But II ia n bike or n motor car
Id never be late"
Johnny O Johnny. how quickly homel
The dinner bell scarcely has ceased to
ring
Was q the wind that helped YOU come
With magical wingy"
Il We rather a fancy. you know" said
Jack.
Tanning his features 10 make them cool,
1T isn't so far on the roadway back
AS Il is TO school,"
John Lea in Little Folks.