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The Irish standard., 1904-03-19
JEST AND STORY.

You poor fellow" exclaimed Mrs.
knydeharte. Il am so sorry your
health prevents YOU from working.
What is the trouble?" Its stomach
trouble. ma'am," replied Grafton
Grubbs. stomach trouble?' YES
ma'am. Ii it wasn't FIR me stomach
| wouldn't have t do nothin' but JUS
lay 'roun' an enjoy meself.'
y lady meeting her gardener in the
grounds said to him: SANDY. l am
surprised YOU do not marry. You
have got Il free house. Goals and gas.
also Il weekly wage of thirty shillings.
so think all You want to complete
your happiness is wife" And to
lend weight to her argument. she add
ed. adam. who WAS the first gardener
was given Il wife, True for We.
ma'am." replied Sandy, but he hadn't
her long till he lost his job"
My cOuntrymen," said the patriot.
lie are shattered" Loud cries of an
gnish rent the air ut this report of the
one they trusted to such an unusual
degree. Il fear we will have to sub
nit" continued the patriot. But
why have you lost hope?" qucried one
of the multitude. Il have examined
the ground thoroughly" replied the
patriot. ''and find that we have no
canal site to sell. and have nothing
more than Il lot of resources to de-
velop." Instantly the true state Of
affairs dawned upon even the most
| benighted man present. and slowly and
! sadly the crowd dispersed. ready to be
/ henevolently assimilated when the
Guns and hose arrived
'Gcntlemen of the jury said an
| .Nrapahoe okla, lawyer, "what kind
OF swearing has been done in this
! case: Here we have physician. Il
seem to tell IN unlruth. But what
La he testify. gentlemen? l put the
J question before him plainly Where
WAS he Stnbbcd:' l'nbluShingly. his
features MS cool and placid as marble,
he replied that he was stabbed an inch
aud Il Ealf to tic left of tic medal
line and an inch above the umbilicus
4 nd yet, gentlemen. we have proved
NY three unimpeachHhln witnesses that
he was stabbed just below the rail
road station"
I Archbishop Ryan was once called
upon by Il priest who said his health
required that he take Il vacation. The
priests frequent absences from his
parish We're notorious. so the ;rchbisli-
OPP said to him: My dear Father
SoanlSo. if you need Il change of air
would suggest that you try the air
of your own parish for Il mouth or
two" At another time the archbishop
rehuked !, priest for wearing Il disrcp-
putnhle-locking silk hat. But l would
not give up that hat for twenty new
ones" said the priest. 1t belonged
10 my father. who fell in til" rising of
49, ''Ah." WAS the archbislop's re-
tort and evidently he fell or the hat
Arizona republican., 1904-05-01
NEW BOARDS WILL MEET
Organization of the Council and Coy
 ernors on Monday.

The first meeting of the newly elect ed council of the Water Users associa- tion will be held at the board of trade room Monday morning at 10 o'clock and the first meeting of the newly elected board of governors will be held at the rooms of the association. The council will have to select a chairman, clerk and sergeant at arms and pend- ing this organization the president of the association, B. A. Fowler, will act as chairman and Secretary F. H. Park CT s clerk. The newly elected mem. bers of the council are:
 R. A. Tuckey. G. w. Walters, w. B. Cole, H. M. Wellborn, w. H. Brown, w. H. Wilkey, Henry Hilbers, George R. Kay, w. H. Mann, George Wilkey, Wm. Rice, w. H. Kay, P. T. Hurley. Wm. Wallace, c. T. Hirst, J. w East wood, L. J. Rice, F. A. Spaulding Geo. Blount, J. w. Hagerland, J. B. Clark, w. s. Dorman. Alma Millett, G. A. Dobson, J. A. Stewart, Wallace Me Donald, Dan P. Jones, c. r. stewart A. Wingar, J. G. Peterson.
 The members of the new board of governors are:
 B. A. Fowler, F. w. Wilbur Henry Jennings, John P. Orme, H. J. Hansen. Geo. D. Christy, F. H. Parker, Harry Kay w. A. Wilson, Christian Saylor and A. J. Chandler.
Arizona republican., 1904-05-01
A GERMAN SCIENTIST.
Dr. Pleuge of the University of Leip-
 zig Spent Yesterday Here.

Dr Phil J. Plenge, who is connected with the department of political econ- omy of the University of Leipzig, spent yesterday in Phoenix, leaving again last night. pr. Plenge's visit to the United States began about the first of the year and he expects to remain here a year and a half. His visit is a vaca- ton but it is to be a working vacation Primarily he is here for the purpose of studying things in line with his pro- fessional work, but in order to do so understandingly he is devoting the first few months to the study of general conditions.
 In pursuing this line of investigation he Is devoting some attention to irriga- ton matters and after familiarizing himself with affairs in the Washing ton offices Of the reclamation service he came west for field study, bearing the best of credentials, including let ters from MT. F. H. Newell. He made many stops through the middle west finally arriving at the Tonto storage basin which he viewed critically, then came to Phoenix to learn more of the canal systems and the customs and laws under which irrigation Is now practiced as well as the methods to I've employed after the completion of the dam.
 After visiting the offices of the rec lamation service and the Water Users association yesterday he was driven by MT. c. G. Williams of the survey, through a portion of the valley lying west, north and east of Phoenix, that he might the more readily understand the maps and other data furnished him by local irrigation officials and ex- perts.
 Dr. Plenge expressed himself as greatly pleased with all that he saw and made careful note of the great development that has been made in this section of the west in the last few years. The only thing that seemed really embarrassing to him are the railroad connections. In the east and
Arizona republican., 1904-05-01
PEABODY A USURPER.
A Charge Made by an Attorney for
 Mover.

Denver. April Ex-Governor James H. Peabody is declared to be a usurper in a lengthy brief filed before the supreme court today by Attorney E. .. Richard son, in the habeas corpus case oe Charles H. Mover, president of the Western Federation of Miners, who is held as a military prisoner at Telluride.
 Governor Peabody is compared by Richardson to a soldier drunk with power and his acts in trying to suspend the privilege of the writ of ha beas cor put, to the acts of tyrrany practiced on the people Of England by clden kings.
Arizona republican., 1904-05-01

in the old world he is not used to vast ing a large part of every second or third day holding down a truck In the depot platform of junction town, but when he recalled the fact that only a few years ago there was no transporta- tion in the west except the stage lines. he admitted that after all the west was doing very well.
 pr. Plenge is a most agreeable gen tleman and is but one of scores of sci entific men from the old world who may be expected to visit these parts as the big Tonto enterprise progresses.
Arizona republican., 1904-05-01
FAR FROM A SETTLEMENT.
A Mach;nist Leader Interviewed cn the
 Santa Fe Strike.

Topeka, Kas., April 30.-J. D. Buck alew. third vice president of the Inter- national Association of Machinists, who is in the city for the purpose of adjusting the differences between the Santa Fe and his association, had a short conference today with Fl. U Nudge, general manager of the road.
 When asked if anything of impor- tance had transpired during the con- ference. MT. Buckalew said: No. noth- ing of importance occurred. The com pany and the men are still as far from a settlement as they were before my talk with MT. Nudge"
Arizona republican., 1904-05-01
RECORDERS OFFICE.

Jno. Bradford to Jainey E. Clm, To- cation, White Tank Dist
 Phoenix National bank to G. U. Col lins, release, 151 cattle.
 Ezra w. Thayer to A. E. Hinton and wife, same, lots IA ana Is, block 3, Se- gers Addn.
 Inc. R. Wallace ct al., to F. w. Will bur, mortgage, 9 cows.
 E. w. Wilbur to Mesa City bank, as- signment, same.
 c. E. Case to I. B. Case, deed, lot in Wickenburg.
 Emma Hatcher to Wm. B. Long and wife, release, lots 1 and and N. 1-2 of Sec. :, township 1 S., range w.
Arizona republican., 1904-05-01

veloped in Joe Pearson, of Washington He shattered the coast record in the 22O-yard dash, lowering the former rec ord of p 3-5 seconds held by Dunn. of Stanford to 22 1-5 seconds.
 He came within Is of second of the record in the 440-yard dash and won the relay. He also came in second in the 1O0-yard dash. Abadie, the Cali fornia crack, broke the coast record in the 50-yard dash. The former record was 3-5 seconds. The new record is 2-5 seconds.
Arizona republican., 1904-05-01
EXPECTED AT ALBUoUERoUE.
A General Strike on Santa Fe Coast
 Lines.

Albuquerque, N. M, April 3O.-The strike situation here among the ma chinists and boilermakers is unchanged tonight. The strikers here believe that the general strike order will be pro- mulgated next Monday, when all union men on the coast lines of the Santa Fe excepting conductors and engineers will be called out.
 A notice has been posted in the shops here that the company will not take back any of the strikers.
Arizona republican., 1904-05-01
A WASHINGTON RUNNER
Lowers Record in Inter-University
 Track Meet.

Berkeley, Calif.. April 3O.-As was ex- pected. the Washington athletes were outnumbered three to one, and on strange trackswent down to defeat be- fore the sprinters and juinrers of the University of California today. The final score: California, 72; Washing ton, 36. Washington, however, made a remarkable showing, every one of her athletes surpassing their former performances.
 A new coast champion sprinter de-
Arizona republican., 1904-05-01
FAST MOVING MAIL.

London. April BOA train on the treat Western railway clipped all re- cords for the conveyance of American nail between Plymouth and London. 'overing PAT miles in two hours and thirty-seven minutes, the last 11S miles being made in ninety-nine minutes.
Arizona republican., 1904-05-01
FOUND

A man of average height, middle aged of good appearance, very fashion ably dressed, wearing a fine fitting suit marked on the label Nicholson the Tailor" You will find them all over this country in prosperous circum- stances.
Arizona republican., 1904-05-01
CALIFORNIA TOGETHER.

San Francisco. April 3O-Thrce hun dred and fifty prominent men from ev- cry portion of California attended the state dinner Of the California Prclno- ton committee ins this city tonight. T. IS the first time prCmirelt men from all sections of the state have gathered to- Eether with the common purpose of ad- VancinG the interests of the state as a whole, disregarding ell sectional inter- ests.
Arizona republican., 1904-05-01
KANSAS CITY RACES.
An AusPicious Opening of the Sea
 son.

Kansas City. April 30.-Ideal weather. close and exciting finishes and 20, OOO spectators marked the beginning of the racing season by the Kansas City Jock ey club at Elm Ridge today
 The feature of the Kansas City derby $5O00 added, at one mile and a quarter. J. w. Schorris' Moharib and H. T. Grif- fins Bill Curtis were equal favorites in the betting, at to 5. Moharib won.
Arizona republican., 1904-05-01
TRANSCRIPT OF RECORDS

The following transcripts of the rec ords of the offices of the district clerk, the probate court and the county re- corder are furnished by the Arizona Abstract and Title company.
 The records for yesterday were:
Arizona republican., 1904-05-01
A HOPELESS CASE.

''The girl loves me, agree with the kid brother on baseball pitchers, and the father on favorite preachers, but
 Why on earth don't you marry her, then?"
 Why, the old lady and can't get to- gether on brand of breakfast food."-> Cleveland Leader.
Arizona republican., 1904-05-01

They say there is nothing new; we deny it. We hear something new every day. A farmer told us today that wheat are pretty good.-Atchison Globe.
The Washington times., 1904-04-01
LAMBETH AND LESH
CHANGE POSITIONS

A. n Lambeth. q member Of the Per
sonaI Tax Board. and Peter s. Lesh, a
clerk ia the arrears division. have
changed positions. acting on the recon-
mendatiOu % Assessor Darueille. APP
proved by District Commissioner W est.
The resignation of A. G.. Ray. a clerk
In the Assessors office has been ac-
Cepted. and H. r. Hail. a temporary
clerk. has been promoted 20 the position
formerly held by Ray.
The Washington times., 1904-04-01
Superb Entrance.

In its architectural forms the extern
sion viii follow the style of the wings.
as well in regard to the height Of stories
as in other details. one of the distiu-
gushing features viii be the entrance.
which is 20 be forty feet wide, and Jus
feet long. built entirely in marble, and
the same style Of architecture now OBJ
served upon entering the vestibule OF
the Senate. 1t is expected that the e%-
tension viii give sixty-siX additional
committee rooms. of which one-half are
10 go 10 each house. The total area
of the addition viii be 5000 square feet
Two new features are in contempia-
ton for the attic story of the extension
The Washington times., 1904-04-01
.G3RfER CAPITOL
THING OF BEAUTY
AOdelOf Extension on View
in ROtUnda.
MOEE ROOM FOR CONGRESS
Chnges Proposed Would Make Increase
Of Nearly Seventy Rooms for
Committees.
MOFE ROOM FOR CONGRESS

The mode of the Capitol extension.
now on exhibition in the Rotuuda, has
been a point of interest all day long
for hundreds of people. 1t shows ad-
.nIrably just what the big white build
ing viii be if the scheme of extension
embodied in the Walter plans is APP
proved by Congress. and the requisite
appropriations of $500, 900 made therefor.
An amendment to the sundry civil appro-
piaton bin granting 600 for begin
ming the work is now pending. and the
general impression seems to be that
It viii be agreed TO by both branches
OF Congress.
The proposed extension viii serve a
twc-fCld purpose, il win give the east
front OF the building a much more mar
mcnious as we'll as greatly more i'm
posing appearance. and Will afford both
the Senate and the House of Represeu-
tItives much needed additional room
The change deals. of course with the
center of the great white structure
This is now recessed between the Two
wings.
The Washington times., 1904-04-01
JUVENILE COURT
FOR WASHINGTON
Commissioner MacfarIand
FJyOrs the Idea.
PRESENTS BILL TO BOARD
Action BY Congress Is Not likely
Before Eext
Winter.

"A bin creating q Juvenile court IL
and for the District OF Columbia" s
the title of a measure submitted totay
by Commissioner 2Lacfarland 10 the
Beard of District Commissioner for
consideration and approval
Althoush an effort is TO be made to
h@ve Congress pass the bin tlis SEES
sion. it is feared that. ON account Of an
early adjournment. such actiol VIII not
De taken before next winter.
Siz-Year Term
The BIN provides for the appointment
of judge of the juvenile court by the
President for the term of SIX years,
thc appointment to be confirmed by the
Senate
The Judge shall be Learned i'm the
law. must have been q resident of the
District for the five years immediately
Qreceding. his appointment and cannot
5e less than forty years OF age HIS
salary VIII be $500 ven
This court is 10 have original and
exclusive Jurisdiction Of an crimes and
o1enses' committed by persons nndG"
seventeen years CT a@e-
An exception to Tins rule is made by
the provision that i'm all cases of riot,
conspiracy and the like when one or
more OF the persons so charged shan pc
less than seventeen years ola. II shan
rot De necessary to hold the trial or
such case or cases in the Juvenile court
jury of Twelve.
The jury for the court shall consist OF
" elve men and they shall be qualified
for duty in the manner now customary
in The selection OF jurors in the District
Supreme Court.
The court is vested with the power OF
determining when a child is really de
pendent" and il shall have as much
power in the disposal OF dependent chli-
dren as in the punishment of the celin-
auent IL shall also appoint two proDa
ton officers, one male and one female
Commissioner Aacfarland has prepared
the act after n careful study OF the
operation Of juvenile courts in Other
cities
The Washington times., 1904-04-01

House. respectively, and install a ger
eral. c0mmOdiOus and in every respect
up-to-date restaurant I'm this attic.
The Washington times., 1904-04-01
Atlantic City Special, for Easter,

Via Pennsylvania Railroad. ParlOr Cars,
VestibuIed Coaches and Diner. through
without change. leaves Washington
1915 p. m. March 81 April 1 and 2 r.
turning. leaves Atlantic City, Easter
Monday 1000 a. m
The Washington times., 1904-04-01

One is reference library, q suitable
adjunct TO which would be the rooms
fOr the library committees of The Sen
The Washington times., 1904-04-01

Pennsylvania Avenue and Seventh Street.
The Washington times., 1904-04-01

ate and House of Representative An
! other proposition Is to abolish the res
taurauts now located in the Senate and
The Washington times., 1904-04-01
HOmOgeneity Of CONSTRUCTOR.

When the extension has been made II
wall project 120 feet beyond the old walls,
but there viii be Il corridor % or 20 fee5
wide between the old part OF the build
ing and the new. so that to person
passing from one wing to the other there
viii be nothing to indicate that the
structure from its inception was not
entirely homogeneous The extension
starts with a projection of 81 feet, which
viii bring it in line with the front line
OF the wings, and from this a further
projection of 100 feet viii spring out
/ The frontage of the first main prOjec-
ton viii be 3l2 feet. that Of the center
/ IqO feet. the distance between the House
| and Senate wings being 449 feet
The Washington times., 1904-04-01

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The Washington times., 1904-04-01
Our COOKERS"

Goodyear-weIUed best Wei Kid
Shoes for Girls and little Boys
sold al JJc pair under prevailing
prices
Sizes 6 TO 11...........S1.2j
Sizes III TO ,. .S1.JG
Sizes , to 5...........SI.9j
The Washington times., 1904-04-01
Bows "TRLWEAR. g"

The very best Shoes to be had at
any price Ia all the goOd-wearilg
feathers.
Sizes 10 TO 135 .......$2.00
Sizes ] to j5......... $3.50
The Washington times., 1904-04-01
The Fifth Spring Hunters Steeple-

chase, 20 be run tomorrow will bring
out the best field Of hunters ever seen in
America.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-08-13
WOUND PROVED FATAL
Deputy Sheriff Shot by Convict
GraVeIle at Helena, Mont,
Died Yesterday.

Helena, Mont Aug 12--AntOne
KorIzef. the deputy sheriff shot by
Isaac csraveIle. the Northern Pacific
dynauIiter who escaped from the coUR-
ty Jail Yesterday afternoon. died this
afternoon. The dead officer bad a wife
and three children.
Judge r. X. Cheadle took official
notice today of yesterdays tragedy by
disnissing the action in which Ora
velIe was being tried on charge Of
burglary. Three other cases in which
Gravelle was charged WIKI having sent
blackInaHing letters to Northern Pa
cffic officials in at attempt 10 extOrt
$50. eco from the company viii also be
dismissed.
The coroner viii begin an inquiry
tonight over the body Of GraveIle, who
committed suicide yesterday in the
basement OF Governor ToOle's house
where he was cornered by the officers.
II is not yet known where the desper-
ado obtained the pistol with which he
held Up the deputy sheriff and jsiler at
the county jail. but It is believed by
". J. McFItridge. chief Of secret ser
vice of the Northern Pacific company.
who ran GraVelie down. that il was
given to him by an ex-convict who was
IN Helena today.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-08-13
FOREST FIRES RAGING
kOOtenay Country in British
Columbia AblaZe-MuCh
Property Destroyed.

Vancouver, 3. G.. Aug 12-FOrest
fires are playing havoc all over the
KOotenays- Six hundred feet of wa
terwOrks fume conveying water from
Whitewater creek has been burned
and the fires are raging over other sec
tons of this fume, which is two miles
in length A number of prOspectOrs in
the SLOGAN have come in from that sec
ton, having been driven into the city
by the fires in the mountains which
they declare prevail IN a number Of
sections.
Reports from Camborne say that
large cOnfag ratiOns rage near there.
1t is reported that the tramway Of
GOldfinch has been destroyed. and also
the upper portion Of tramway Of Eva,
which is 5000 feet in length and which
costs $4,000 and is insured for $4,000
It is feared that the Oyster Criterion
tramway viii be destroyed. The old
and new bunk houses at the Eva mines
have been destroyed, infiicting about
$15.0O0 damage
The provincial authorities are doing
all they can 10 suppress the fires
Never since 1856 have there been so
many forest fires The fires are caused
by the unusually long dry spell.
Tacoma, Wash. Aug PA Iong-dis-
lance telephone message TO the Tacoma
News says a heavy forest FIRE is raging
near South Prairie, threatening the mill
of the Airline Lumber company. Fire
Warden Thompson has gone to the
scene Of the FIRE.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-08-13
AWAITING ATTACK.
Russians in Doubt as to Where it
VIII Occur.

Anshanshan, Aug. 11.-(DeIayed in
transmission. "A Russian correspond
ent Of the Associated Press says.
We are awaiting developments here
and specializing as to what win be the
next move, how many men and guns
the japanese viii be able to muster
against us and where the expected big
battle viii occur. II is impossible at
present TO say whether stand will be
made at Lao Yang. which is excellent
ly fortified, at Mukden or, as some say,
at Hardin. The indications, however,
point TO Lao Yang.
There is general feeling that our
cavalry and infantry in open country
will be at a greater advantage than
they would in the hill fighting further
south.
1T is estimated that the japanese
force consists OF from 240. 900 to go, 600
men, with 800 guns. It is expected that
they VIII derach a portion of their
troops near Port Arthur also before
pushing home the great attack.
They are expected to bring up siege
guns, but we are well equipped with
field siege trains.
1T is also no secret here that the
Japanese are trying to flank Us and to
cut of our achievements from the
north, but there is considerable ques-
ton as 10 their ability to do So as such
a move would necessitats from $50 600
TO AGO. 600 troops, which it is not believed
the japanese have at their disposal"