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The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-03-29
Out of the Mouths of Babes.

From the Chicago News.
 Sister Ethel-What did Mir. Goodman say while he was waitin for me in the parlor?
 Little Johnny-Oh. he didn't say any, thing He just talked.
 Uncle Bob--If was to give you a cent, Tommy, what would you do with it? Tommy. Jagged 5)-Td buy postal card and write to you for quarter
 Little Elmer-I wish I had been Adam.
 The Nurse-Why?
 Little Elmer--He never had to be kid and have woman wash his face and neck; that's why.
 Small Fred-Papa, doesn't Quaker ever take off his hat to any one?
 Papa-No, my son. Never.
 Small Fred-Well, if he doesn't take oh his hat to a barber. how does he get his hair cut?
 Mamma" queried little Harry, what becomes of people when they die?'
 If they are good. replied the mother, they go to heaven.
 But how can they get up there' mann ma ?' asked the small inquisitor. Does God let down rope for 'em to climbT
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-03-29

The Memphis Commercial-Appeal proposes that congressmen's brains be weighed, and that they be paid accord ingly. Legislation by averdupois is better than legislation by poodle.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-03-29
RED MANS FATE.

From the Washington Post.
 A Colorado man claims to have invent ed process by which an Indians skin may be tanned to make the finest grade of leather. The Indian will now prepare to follow the buffalo.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-03-29

The putting of a stopper in the Port Arthur bottle is almost as difficult as the like task was at Santiago.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-03-29

Hereafter there will be much red tape to safeguard the marriage tie in the Little Church Around the Corner.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-03-29

The two-thjrds rule calls for a strong and acceptable nominee this time regardless of what It may have done in the past.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-03-29

If you will walk on all fours for the rest of your natural life science says you will never be troubled by appendi- o;f;c
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-03-29

M. Bella de Just, a Hungarian gam bier, deprived Monte Carlo of just S250, ,000.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-03-29

Dirt in New York has risen in places to s3 a square inch, and one has to be careful how much he carries away on his boots.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-03-29

The Thompson memorial edition of the Tuskegee News has been issued. It contains many press notices prais- ing the career of the dead congress- man
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-03-29

Admiral Togo is said to be the man of the hour. According to the rate of progress of the far eastern war he should be called the man of the week.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-03-29

General Kuropatkin's Japanese cam paign shows that he is eitller an hu- morist or dealer in gold bricks.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-03-29

Reports from the Far East say the Russians shoot worse than these Chi nese. which is wholly unnecessary.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-03-29

If 'jagless" whisky becomes popular the laurel wreath will be taken from the brow of Kentucky.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-03-29

Gambling was not suppressed in New York soon enough to save Sully from going onto the breakers.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-03-29

Tsi An is looking on composedly while her late enemies grapple eacn others throats.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-03-29

The Galveston News has just passed it's sixty-second birthday. Congratu lations are extended.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-03-29

Senator Burton's vinidcation is hang ing fire, and he may not get it.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-03-29

There is much wagging of old gray heads down at Greenport, where Dan" Sully spent his boyhood days.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-03-29

It is not recorded that the boys in the Powell school shed any tears over yesterday mornings fire.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-03-29

President Roosevelt's luck is endless He has even gained the enmity of Webb Davis.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-03-29

Judge Swayne seems to have encoun- tered a worse snag than even Bristow could devise.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-03-29

It is reported that strong flow of gas has been discovered in the we'll of the New York Alabama Oil company near Hazel Green at a depth of 300 feet.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-03-29

The retail clerks of Huntsville have organized local union and will apply to the International Protective associa- tion for charter.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-03-29

The Cecil Rhodes Oxford scholar ships will not go a-begging They are worth $500 a year for three years.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-03-29

King Alfonso is travelling around in Spain to see just what kind of country he is ruling.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-03-29

The democratic atmosphere is well filled with presiL--elal balloons.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-03-29

MT. Carnegie's sailing-away joke was sorry one to MT. Sully.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-03-29

The republicans say Arizona raises too many cactuses and too few citizens.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-03-29

The boil weevil and the census hu- reau are confirmed bulls in the cotton market
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-03-29

The boss of the country is Standard Oil Aldrich of Rhode Island and New York.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-03-29

The Japs do not propose that Port Arthur shall longer be a wide-open town,
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-03-29

Governor Jeks has named a board of managers for the old soldiers home at Mountain Creek and has called a meeting of the board for next Friday at noon in his office.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-03-29

The anniversary edition of the Blocton Messenger has been issued. It Is credit to the weekly journalism of the state.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-03-29

The Japs find some difficulty in put ting the stopper in the Port Arthur bottle.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-03-29

The modern Noah's ark has arrived in New York. It was filled with circus animals.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-03-29

The Port Arthurian legends are be- coming monotonous.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-03-29

English society is a ruin. Mrs. Ath- erton, the American novelist, says so.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-03-29
ALABAMA NEWS.

The Sheffield Reaper has entered upon it's fourteenth year and is being con- graduated by the state press.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-03-29

MT. Cleveland is seeking ducks, not delegates
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-03-29

ms OIHCe.
 The Huntsville Mercury says that the canning factory at Lincoln, in Lincoln county has sold to Huntsville grocery men 1s,0o0 cans of tomatoes from this years new crop.
 The song, "The Green Kentucky Pas tures," written by Miss Kate Slaughter Mckinney and Prof. T. c. Galloway of Montgomery. will be sung on Kentucky day at the St. Louis fair.
 meeting of the baseball magents of the towns comprising the proposed tri- state lea que will be held in Chattanooga April B. when the Alabama Tennessee league will be organized.
 A suit against the Southern Railway company for s15,O00 damages has been filed by an insurance company which suf- fered loss by the recent fire at the Mag nolia compress in Mobile The insurance company claims the fire was caused by sparks from locomotive of the railroad company
 Dr. J. M. Lindsley. who has been serv- ing a sentence of ten days Imprisonment in the county jail at Mobile for alleged islander of Mobile quarantine authoriteis, is now free man and will soon go to Havana, Cuba, where he says he will have printed and distributed 5O,0Oo copies of the proceedings of his trial in Mobile.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-03-29

The widow of Sir Edwin Arnold is said to be the only Japanese lady bearing an English title. Translated it means Jew els of the Dark River.'
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-03-29

The engagement of Miss Elsie Whelen of Philadelphia to Robert Goelet of New York has been announced. The two fam lilies concerned are prominent in the soci- ty of both cities.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-03-29

When Senator Dick, the new senator from Ohio, was sworn in the United States senate his desk was heaped with roses and lilies which had been placed there in honor of his debut.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-03-29

The eulogies of the late Senator Marcus A. Hanna will be heard in the senate Thursday. April ', instead of March S1, as previously ordered
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-03-29

Richard S. Palmer, who was made fa- nous in sensational literature as Dead wood Dick, is dying in the county hos pital at Cripple Creek
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-03-29
FOLD BET" ELEPHANT NO. i.

Carbon Hill, March 2e. 1904.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-03-29

An adontoglossum crispin. belonging to E. A. Ashworth, noted orchid grower of Chesire, was sold at recent auction in London for s170o. This is said to be the record price under the hammer.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1904-07-22
vi.

vgei, set nnangler Dem ingenttng", ia Diitrifts-
Iege1, ser par fomn1en i16om &reitegaar6en og ngie
bap6e %un6eriggt @robit Zimmerman. so, Ben beire
grm er noget ibeffet Muffulaturet, ooberanItreng
ben lite" = r0g iaa ct Sjerte", ban flog
&ropiten paa 8rpitet, riaa goot iom leg al0rig bar
troet en- 8reit fnnoe ia 6et."
rsSeg er iaaoan %neotrpf 9it1ositemning," &rob-
item per1ote set frofttge, Ii0t %itueblege @niigt meo Ben
tore See ODER ben inr1menfneb~e Mau10 moo Dt-
itrifsleget.
Set er iaa mango, iom er Set, 9iitriftslegen
1oo ino / 8robitens bpbe 9ine unoer oe bnifeoe 9ien-
brptt, uDe ii60er for rneget in6e.
rssseg goar mine Cure, 44robitet itrdg set graz
Sanr paf fra 8Ranoen.
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St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1904-07-22
SKANDINAVIS1 i PARMERE

indbydes til at bosatte sig l Staten Mary
land, hvor de vii fnde ct ~behageligt og sundt
Klima og megetL Land til rimelige Priser. Paa
Grund at den umiddelb.re Married af 0stens
st0rste Dyer faar wore Fnrmere altid h9je
Priser for deres Produktei Kart og beskri
yende Pamfetter vii blivc s>ndt frit we'd Hen
vendelse til HI. BADENHOOP, Sec'y. State
Board of Immigration. Baltimore Nd.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-09-02
Special Inspector Here.

Mr.. Conser. a special agent Of tho
Interior department, arrived in t-wr
Tuesday night about II O'Clock.
Wednesday morning he spent at
the land office getting his bearings.
and will probably begin an inyestiga.
ton into the recent scandals tnis
morning.
II 1t expected that Mr. Conser will
thoroughly probe all matters involved
and be able to show up the guilty
porties, ii any there be, connected
with any wrong doing tha, Las taken
place. 1t is expected tina. G.. W.
bingham, who acknowledged to pay.
I'g for information, will be brought
back from Washington, D. Chick.
asaw Capital.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-09-02

Or. Gums Blood and Nerve Tonic
There is not woman in this Ian
but at sometime IN her life would
nave been the better for the use of
thls tonic. For diseases peculiar 10
women a better medicine was meyer
made. 1t Is composed of the ingre1.
rents from which the system has
been deprived by disease, overwork
or dissipation It enters at once into
the circulation, building up the tissues
tnat nave wasted, making pure rich
blood in the most direct way. For
weak nervous, and unsteady people.
rlmply pale, or fleshless people II
VIII make strong, steady nerves and
gives the complexion ttat wholesome
look that indicates health, producing
e DDS solid flesh at the rate of TO 3
rs per week. Druggists sell It for
I5c. per box. or boxes for 80 n
should be taken after meals. one or
two tablets each time
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-09-02
Notice.

Begin now to make your arrange
ments to meet on Tuesday, Sept. G.
Every member of the Chamber of
Commerce must be present, every
business man, no matter how small
his business may be. he is cordially
invited to be present on that date.
Our reason for making the call so
soon is that you can all arrange your
ahairs so thd' YOU can bo there. We
are ~ he:r propositions ;r IN indus.
trial m'n and capitalists. The rail.
roa'S are anxious to tep US II we
Will only help ourselves. ID not
make any kind Of excuse, but make
1t rcint to be there.
SIDNEY SUGGs, Pres.
c. l.. BYRNE, Sec 1917
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-09-02

Has Sold Pile Of chamberialn,s
Cough Remedy.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-09-02
Emergency Medicines

It is great convenience 30 have at
hand reliable remedies for use IN
cases of accident and for slight in.
JurIes and ailments 4 good liniment
one that is fast becoming a fayorite
II not household necessity is Cham.
berlain's Pain Balm. BY APPLYING II
promptly causes the injury to heal In
promptly 10 cut bruise or burn n
causes the injury to heal in
about cne-third the time usually re.
qulr"d and as It Is an antiseptlc II
prevents any danger of blood poison-
ing. Nhen Pain Balm Is kept at hand
d lralh may be treated before inflam.
malIon sets in, which nsures a quick
rene. FOR sale by r j. Ramsey. w.
foF ale by f J. Ramsey Ardmore
lrVE Co.. W B Frame.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-09-02

We had letter tho other day from
lady in the town o. Boulder. Colo.
uat should be of interest ~ people
VINO are troubled va smells of ~.
headache She writes thar she had
these spells about four times a week
was obliged TO go o. bed and remain
mere from $ tc 10 hours cf-h zine.
had been troubled This way for sew
eIal years, and the attacks became
more frequent. Doctors done her no
sool, she tried dieting as everybody
said it was from her stomach. Seeing
an advertisement Of DR.. Gums I'm.
proved Liver pills, which said. they
cure sick headache by removing the
cause, she decided to try cnce more.
ami sent SOC for two boxes. She said
she had taken the last pill more than
! months ago, has not had a sick
spell OF any kind for over months.
bruggits sell these pills for % cents
per box. II only takes ono for a dose.
they cure sick-heaiache every time
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-09-02
Sour Stomach.

When the quantity of food taken Is
zoo large or the quality too rich. sour
stomach Is likely 10 follow. and es.
poCially so If the digestion has been
weakened by constipation. Eat slow.
ly and not too freely OF easily digest.
ed food. Masticate the food thorCuph.
ly. Let five hours elapse between
meals, and when y.t feel a fullness
and weight in the .ogion of m,
stomach after eating take Chamber
lain stomach and Liver Tablets and
the sour stomach may be- ryoldcd.
For sale by f. Ramsey, Ardmore
Drug Co., W. b. Frame.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-09-02
Warning Order.

In the United States court
In the Indian Territory, Southern dis.
trict.
Lizzie Metheney, plaintiff, vs. Burt
Metheney, defendant No. 1856.
The defendant, Burt, Metherey, is
warned 70 appear in this Court in
thirty days and answer the complaint
OF the plaintiff, Lizzie Metheney.
Witness, the Honorable Hosea
Townsend, Judge this 26th day Of
August, 1904. c. NJ CAMPBELL.
(SeaD Clerl,
By S. II. WooTTON, Clerk.
S. H. Butler, attorney.
q. L. Deem, attorney for .non.resi.
dent defendant.
First published August 2S, 1904.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-09-02
BuqaIes at Cost.

Cur stock includes the Hynes and
bee. buggies, the best o.. earth. Wis.
= our buggy house on N5rl Wash.
lrg'on street.
We have a line Of brggles hat We
want to close out at coz
SPRAGIN, q CO
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-09-02

Our regular SlOCO Skirts, in brown, blue
gray and mixed colors, the pleated front with
the perfect hitting hips in Broadcloth, CO 90
Mohair and novelty 90 in this sale DO.1O
line of Skirts in the new styles and weaves
was our leader at s.. 80 goes in this cooo
special at only ..~-..-.-.. ....-...-. -.-- - ,Dk.1O
line Of Skirts in the new styles and weaves
an excellent quality for 81 80 our sale q IN
price is only .-........ .YY
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-09-02
Delivery Manons.

We have the finest grocery delivery
wagons ever in the city and we want
every man who uses delivery wagons
to inspect them. The wagons will
please you, the price will please you
SPRAGINS * co.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-09-02

nave sold Chamberiains Cougn
remedy for more than twenty years
ana II has given entire satisfaction.
nave sold pile Of 1t and can recon.
mend 1t highly.-Joseph McElhiney.
Llhton, Iowa. You viii find this rem.
cay good friend wlen troubled with
cough or cold. It always affords
quick relief and is pleasant TO take
for f!r sale by +. j. RImsey City Drug
Store, w. b. Frame.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-09-02

The famous Greenland refrigerator
stands at the head Of the list as be.
Ing the best. Noble Bros. are selling
them at cost.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-09-02
m Praise of chamberlain's collie.
Cholera and Diarrhoea Ranadu

IN Praise OF ChamberIain's COLD.
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy.
Allow me to give you a few words
IN praise of Chamberlain's Collie
cholera and diarrhoea remedy" saws
Mr.. John Hamlet of Eagle Pass.
Texas, Il suffered one week with
bowel trouble and took all kinds of
medicine without getting any relief
when my friend, Mr. c. Johnson. a
merchant here, advised me 10 take
this remedy. After taking one dose
felt greatly relieved and when |
had taken the third dose was entire.
ly cured. thank you from the bot.
tom Of my heart for Jutting this great
remedy in the hands of mankind f"
ror sale by F. j, Ramsey. Ardmore
Drug Co., w. b. Frame.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-09-02

Say, don't YOU wart to Takoma a
biscuit from Skip's. I,l help scme.
3!-it
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-09-02

Wanted-Eyery lady visitor to our
store to look through ;ur magnificent
stock of tin and granite ware.
BIVENs. CoRHN & FRLNsLEY
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-09-02

Summer girls believe in making
Lay while the moon shines
The daily silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1903-1907, 1904-02-09
An Architectural Curiosity.

There are many churches through
out England which are without tower
or spire. but there are few churches
which can boast of having a tower and
spire side by side. One of these Is the
parish church of OrmskIrk In Lanca-
shire. The tower is built over the
porch at the west end. and the spire Is
placed as closely as possible to it. The
origin Of this architectural freak has
not been ascertaincd. but there is a ira.
d.tion to the effect that when Orme.
the Saxon pirate frorl whom the town
derives its name. decided to construct
q kirk. OF church. as an cxpiatory Of
fering for his evil deeds his two daugh.
ters quarreled owe the design for the
structure. One determined to have a
tower, the other was equally resolved
to have a steeple.
As neither of them would give WAY
the pirate chief acceded to both tn cir
wishes. and the curious may see the
tower and spire still keeping watch
side by 81. M the surrounding coup
t-v
The daily silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1903-1907, 1904-02-09
WHY 10 YOU COUGH?

DO you know that a little cough Il.
a dangerous thing? Are you aware
that it often fastens on the lungs. AM
far too of'eD runs Into Consumpticrs
and ends In death? Can you afford to
tribe vita so serious a natter? Ach-
er's English Remedy f,- Coughs
Colds and Consumption is beyond
question the greatest of all modern
iehieoies. IL III stop a cough in one
hight n 1t will check a cold in o
day. 1t will prevent Group. relieve
Asthma and cure Consumption. On,
faith IN 1t is so strong that we guar
antee every bottle to give satisfaction
z" money back. For sale by orown
Bros.
The daily silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1903-1907, 1904-02-09
Famous Emerald.

The emerald is mentioned by st.
John in his Apocalypse. An emerald
of inestimable value ornamented the
bezel of the ring of Polycrates. king of
Samos. That monarch. having been all
his life favored by fortune. determined
to put his luck to a sever test. lie
threw the ring into the sea. The next
day he went fishing.
The record of that days sport still re-
mains unbroken. Ills majesty caught
a fine fish. and in the inside of the fish
he found his ring. That happened in
the year go of the foundation of Rome,
and the ring. considered as Il talisman,
was placed among the royal treasures
of the Temple of Concord.
The daily silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1903-1907, 1904-02-09
TEN TO OvT He LOSES OIT
Murderer Expects Gods Help
to Save His Neck

James McPhe4 son Shockley, the con
fessed murderer of Carmen Gleasol
and Brighton, whom he shot n kill
ed in Salt Lake while attempting t.
hold them up early in January, has
become converted to religion, and says
that he now leans upon God as his
only hope.
This new phase of the murderer's
character was brought into promin-
ence yesterday upon his receivisg a
letter from the Rev. DR.. logan. &
Christian minister of Bland, Mo-, in
which vicinity Shockley's family lives
The letter, which comprises twenty
six closely written pages, IS almost en-
: tfrely composed Of scriptural quota
tons and exhortations to repentance
shockley was deeply touched upon
reading it and said:
What he says Is true. NV onIv
hope now is in my Heavenly Father. I
realize that it is too late to depend
upon human aid"
DO you believe that God will save
you f.om being shot?" he was asked
4 VIII not say that" replied tie
man by whose crime two women and a
dozen children are left without D o
tectors. Whatever God will, 1t will
be all right. If He intends to save my
IRE, He will influence the jury so thai
they will not bring in a verdict o
guilty against me. If the Jury does
convict me, | know that 1t will be
GODS wish, and l will not
Shoekley now reads the Bible sever
al hours a day and says that he prays
each night before retiring.
The mu. deier still insists that he
has an inheritance coming to him,
which it is his intention to deed to the
families of the men he murdered. he
then recalled the fact that a DR.. She
ba, of his own town, had written to
the authorities here stating. tina
Shockley had no property coming to
him, and giving the man and his fam
The daily silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1903-1907, 1904-02-09
HEALTHY PLANTS
Require the Most Careful Attention as
Well as Good Soil.

Did you ever see a rosebush which
despite the most beneficent environment
Of soil-of sunshine-and of atmosphere,
seemed never to achieve a healthy
growth.
A ton of manure will not help a plant
that has a canker eating out its heart.
You must DESTROY the cause before you
can remove the effect.
You cannot cure Dandrum and Bald
ness by rubbing on hair lotions. and
rubbing in vaseline. etc.
You must look to the cause of the
trouble-it's a germ at the roots of
your hair which causes 1t to fall out.
Newbro's Herpicide destroys the germ,
and healthy hair is the sure result.
Sold by leading druggists. Send 10c. In
stamps for sample to The Herpicide Co..
Detroit Mich.
Brown Bro Special Agents.
The daily silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1903-1907, 1904-02-09
Three favorite words with
your grocer: Schilling S Best
and moneybacl.
BIunderbuss.

In using the word "blunderbuss" we
nnconsciously imply a sense of dis
arrangement for the shooting powers
of our forefathers contracted with the
precision of the modern rifle. The
word itself has. however. a terrible
nection with 'blunder." 'Blunder-
buss." in fact. as we have 1t. is n
strange corruption-perhaps not alto.
gether untinged with the sense and
sound of 'blunder'-of the old Dutch
word .donderbuss.' which can be liter
ally translated into the English ''thun.
Ger box" or thunder barrel"