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The Washington times., 1904-04-23
Idiocy.

THE Inventions of the Idiot is the
latest preparation of John Kendrick
Bangs. and it Just illustrates the amount
OF foolishness people viii stand when it
is printed in a book with a respectable
looking cover, and the imprint of
reputable firm. For absolutely inanity
this book justifies its title. Some men
have starved on account of their wis
dom. but Mr.. Bangs is probably the only
one in history who has made living by
si-eer idiocy. (New York: Harper K
Bros
The Washington times., 1904-04-23
What Liquozone Is.

Ifouozone Is not medicine II IS nor
made by compromising drugs. not made
with alcohol The virtues Of Liouozoue
are derived solely from gas-largeiy
oxygen gas-by a process requiring i'm
rnensc apparatus and fourteen DAYS
time TO make one cubic inch o. IL
orozana We use 1890 cubic inches % the
gas The process has. for more than
twenty wears been the constant sub
icct Of scientific and chemical research.
The result is "a product which does
what oxygen does. Oxygen IS the nat
urai nerve food. the blood food the
seavenger OF the blood IL So the very
source ~ vitality. the most essential
element az NE But Oxygen is a gas. SO
unstable that an excess cannot De held
In the blood Iiquozoue IS concentrated
ana stable. ii carries its virtues INFO
the blood 10 30 wherever the blood goes.
Ii brings 10 every nerve center. and 90
every tissue. vitalzing tonic, with
which no other known product can com
pare.
The Washington times., 1904-04-23
CRUSHED UNDER CAR.

CLEVELAND. Ohio. April Z3.-Dr. /.
Friedman, a prominent physician was
killed last night as the result of "a col
hsioi between his carriage IN which ne
gas riding, and a street car Dr. Fried
nann was thrown under The car wheels
ma badly crushed.
The Washington times., 1904-04-23

we buy the FIRST bottle o. Liquozoae
and give it free to every sick one we
learn Of and we have spent over %7V'--
600 in the past four months 10 announce
and fulfill this offer We have done tn's
10 convince the sick that Liquozone
docs what medicine cannot do And We
are willing 70 do the same with you II
Won need %
The Washington times., 1904-04-23
POLICE ON TRAIL
Of DOG POISONER
Although Sylvester Says
No Penalty Is Possible.
AGITATION AT ALBERMARLE
Owners Of Pet CANNES Wonder Where
the Blow VIII Fan Next.
Shilling's Report.
AGITATION AT ALBERMARLE

The case of dog poisoning that oc-
CURED recently at the AIbemarle apart
ment house. corner OF Seventeenth and
S Streets northwest. and which was
described in last Sundays Times, has
been made the matter OF inquiry by the
police AS yet. however, there has been
no tangible result. Lieutenant Shilling,
Of the Eighth police precinct station,
has reported TO Major Sylvester as fol
lows:
After a personal investigation, i find
that the dog owned By the janitor Of the
house was evidently poisoned by one Of
the occupants of the house, who is not
known. No other dog has been poisoned
so far as We have been informed, in this
vicinity
Object to CANNES.
The janitor. when interviewed today
by a Times reporter. said several dogs
in the house had been poisoned recently,
but his was the only one that had died
from IT, He thought there were q good
many people in the apartments who OBJ
jected TO dogs being around, but he did
not suspect anyone particularly OF
having administered the poison.
Major Sylvester has instructed Lieu
ter TO be treated lightly, but should
receive the earnest attention Of Lieu
tenant Shilling and his command.
If the person who poisoned the dogs
is found, what Is to be done with him
Major Sylvester has said as reported
in the Sunday Times. that person is
not liable 10 prosecution IN the Ponce
Court Tor dog poisoning
Differs With Major.
With this view Assistant Corporation
Counsel A Leftwich Sinclair differed
holding that an act of Congress has de-
clared that dogs bearing the tax-tae
are personal property. are personal
property before "all'' the courts in the
District If that be so. he said, then
the killers or destrOyerS of dogs are
liable to fine Of $50 in the Police Court
ca the charge of destroying personal
property.
The owners Of the dogs at the Abe
marie are greatly excited over The wal
of determination waged against their
pets, il IS understood. and desire that
the police apprehend the offender at all
costs TX would seem that the police
are determined 10 DO this with the ul-
innate design Of bringing the pcisoneT
before the Police Court.
Because. If such is not their purpose
why should they prosecute. the search
for the offender? Unless the pOisOneT
is subject 10 prosecution before the
Police Court. what right have the police
70 arrest him?
The Washington times., 1904-04-23
Kills Inside Germs.

But the great value Of Liquozone lies
IN the fact that IL kills germs in the
BODY without killing the tissues, too.
The Washington times., 1904-04-23
Is Any Sick One Left
Ehout q Free Bottle Of Liquozone?

We have purchased Lquone and them million of the sick
aSk omitted lett
Liouozone and ii has not had bottle
The Washington times., 1904-04-23

Any physician hospital noI yet using Ii
guozone viii be gladly supplied fer = tesI.
The Washington times., 1904-04-23

rHE BRADFIELD REGULATOR CO.. Atlanta. Ga.
New-York tribune., 1904-09-18
UNION COUNTY.
CASEY'S GOOD SHOOTING.
He Makes T'zcenty Straight BulPs
EYeS at 600 Yards.

Creedmoor. Loud Island Sept II (SpecaD.-This
getaway day the range for the competitors
in tho drst annual meeting OF the New-York State
Rife Association. The meeting proved very
cessfuI from many points OF view. and the opinion
was expressed all sides that the second annual
meeting VIII also be successful The only match
to-day. except the continuous matches. the
New-York state Rife Association match open to
members OF the New-Y0r1 State Rife Association
only distances 500 go ard Leo yards shots
al each distance Tho twenty highest scores in
slow fire VIII compete In skrmlsh under
ths same conditions the skrmish In tho
tIoual trophy match. Prizes will be awarded
the aggregate OF slow fire and sklrmish.
First Lieutenant X. X V. Casey. OF the 71st New
York Regiment made a string Of twenty straight
bullscyes at 600 yards. which is said be a new
worlds record All the first prizes In the revolver
and pistol competitions were captured by Thomas
Anderton. OF Boston
Lieutenant A l.. Wells OF the list New-York
Regiment. took tho individual championship gold
medal of the New-York State Rife Association and
so in cash by finishing in the lead In the New
Iork State Rifle Association match. with total of
l6 out OF possible 45 Second prize $50 was
won by Firs. Lieutenant X. K. V. Casey list New
York. who finished only point behind the leader:
third priza, D. by George w. Lent. 9Th New-Yorl;
fourth prize. So. by Captain William B. Martin Ist
New-Jersey and fifth prize. $40. by George T. Br,-
ant, 25d New-York. The scores were:
New-York tribune., 1904-09-18
YALE NEEDS KICKER.
No Good Punter IN Sight. and One
Must Be DeUeIOped.

Nev-Haven, Conn., Sept. IT (specian--The frst
impression given by the Yale managers OF the sea-
sons outlook IS depressing to Yale men, as u -
conceded that unless unexpected material turns UP
from the incoming class Yales chances Of turning
out team as good as last falls will be slim
There is already a dearth OF big and experienced
men for the 'ine, and several men counted on
20 play may not be able 70 account OF condi-
tions IN their studies. Murphy is not at all hope
full. A good kicker IS also badly wanted Bow
man, captain or the baseball team. will again be
the fuIlback. but Is not punter. IN fact. no good
punter Is as yet in the Yale ranks. and strong
effort will be made % evolve when Mitchell.
the remarkable 1903 kicker. returns to coach next
week
From the men IN hand Yale can. however, form
a nucleus for team Roraback. the 2S-Pound
centre Of last year. Is back to try again FOR that
position, with Cartwright former freshman 220-
pound centre. substitut. BatcheldeF, last years
guard. is not hack this year, and his place and
that OF Blooner the other guard. will have 70
be Aed- In line for these places will probably be
kinney the big tackle who. however. is not up
hts class work; Erwin. a substitute guard last
year. who Is abIs to play this for the arst
time: Trtpp formerly Of the Chicago University
eleven. at guard and two less experienced
players
Bloomer and Hogan are likely to be this years
tackles, though Turner. Lawrence. Andrews and
Koome OF last years substitute list. will also be
tackle candidates. Mckay, the baseball pitcher.
and a former Georgetown tackle. IS also try for
that place, as Is MacAiahon, also Of Georgetown.
certain for left end, although Hare. Neale
and Stlman. OF the 1903 substitute squad here.
Rockwell will again general Yale's play from
quarterback and Will this year probably have IN
Gates. the former Andover captain and end.
clever substitute Gates. however, may be tried at
halfback or end. At halfback there Is a lack OF
OF the fact that it understood he was not 20
play, and besides him there will be Quill. formerly
Of Amherst; Levine. Mills. Stevenson and possibly
New-York tribune., 1904-09-18
wATERmAN wINs EoulNox cuP

lBY TELEGRAPH TO THE TRIBCNE.l
Manchester. VT. Sept. 1z--Paul Waterman. Ensf
wood, won the first trophy IN the tournament lN
the Equinox and Orvis cups here to-day on A'
Ekwanok links. He defeated Edward NJ Dalss,
ST. Andrews. IN the final eighteen-hOls mateh ~
Up in the hardest fought Of any hnal match h''s
this year. Daley lost at the last hole. lns's--
OF playing safe he tried to carry the green -
his brassey. topped his ball and went INTO ~
brook Waterman had two FOR the hole.
Lawrence c. Daley won the Orvis CUP as.'-.
ing Charles r. Leake IN the dnal round ,! ~. "
and TO play. Leake upset all calculations -
morning. when he beat s. W. MallOuf BY W -. =
to play. A. L. White won the best gross 80
prize in the all day open handicap with ss
Of 81. Charles r. Leake the net seole "
a card Of S+-6-7S The summaries follow;
First sixteen lssmi-hua round(-E NJ pasy; ss 81 us5
crews beat A L White Woolaston. up az prss.
Eaul Waterman. EnglewOod. beat r. D. CaEnpooA' -
Field Club. up and . TO play - 4 m
Final round-Pau Waterman beat z NJ palsSs sSsrzsssx
Losing eight (seut-inal rOundl-C r Lease, n c
6e9t y Mallouf, EkWsnok up and % SsS Ss, CitT .
DALEY; 81. Andrews. beat J. IA Taylor. SaiS0-
up and to play. M, az
20 play.
New-York tribune., 1904-09-18
METZENTHIN, QUARTER.
Fast Columbia Half May Play
There This Season.

One Of the most encouraging features or yester-
days football practice at Columbia was the 5000
work Of Metzeathin at quarter With Jones. last
years quarter probably out Of the game. Metzen-
thin can MI big hole II he makes good The next
best man for quarter is Donovan. substitute last
year. Captain Stangland may be tried WIN e1
Can+atr smith at f1lIback. He Is a heavy. hard
line plunger.
In a hot sur the Blue and White players TOOK
two hours hard practice yesterday morning and
some lighter work IN the afternoon Morley gave
his charges most vigorous practice. The first
scrinnaEo will be tomorrow.
In yesterdays practice three more men reported
for the eleven They were Aigelthinger. OF last
wears SQUAD who played IN Of the minor
games; Sam Smythe, who played on the varsity
the early part OF last fall. and GOldstone. now
John G. Prall. the new Undergraduate manager
Of the eleven has decided sell season tickets 70
the students at reduced rates II is hoped that
this viii mean a better crowd TO cheer the team
n minor games.
New-York tribune., 1904-09-18
CUP FOR AFRICANDER.
BEATS BIG MAC AGAIN.
Star Ruby Colt Adds Rich Stake 10
His Victories.

The reconstructed Afr!cander Won the eis'I1"
cunning Of tho Brighton cup at the track Dy inc
sea Yesterday and thus added another stake VIC
sorv "a a list that has never been equalled 10y any
horse the American turf. with the eAoeP'ioN
OF the mighty Commando This latest ul-'iP'
however rich rs q was from a monetary point Of
view, did not add materially 10 his iAne nor u-ll
the ustre OF his other great achievements II VIII
probably be recalled in future days when African
der's name has been placed in It's proper hche IN
the equine Hall OF Fame, as one or those rare m
stances OF the rejuvenation Of great horse after
his sun had apparently set
In a spasmodic sort OF way, that has given the
form players prostration In their efforts TO
follow HIS elusive form" Africander has gwen
evidences OF this rejuvenation ever since he was
bought last June by Sim Deimel for $4,000 and
was turned over TO the astute Mr. Weir TO train.
He won the Cup Preliminary earlier IN the week
from McChesney, Eugenia Burch Go The Picket.
New-York tribune., 1904-09-18

Sinclair Wins First Cup IN Esser
County T0urneg.

Essex County's annual invitation golf touraan,s,,
ended In successful way yesterday under dslipht-
ful conditions Of ground and weather Final v,,,-,
FOR three cups and an open handicap mad, a varsa5
programme that attracted throng OF ouIoolzs-'
w. M. Sinclair Of South Orange. who has enc.
a sort Of meteoric career on nearby links this '
mer. captured the chief trophy by defeating A =
Travis. up and to play
Sinclairs rise has been so rapid that he b,,
eeived no rating OF the Official Hssv ~
mas been showing remarkably good form In a ru-
Der OF recent matches. and the other dav Io,.
record at RosevHe that Findlay Douglas a,,,s
Hshed. His short game yesterday was bettsr -
Travis's. but neither man was conslstentIy -
throughout Sinclair was Up at the end az -
hrst nine holes, going out in A. and the Arst ~,
ended with Einclair holding the same lead On -
hrst nine holes Of the afternoon round Sinclair No.
a 50. scoring for the third hole and a for -
seventh. Coming home he became deunoraIized 80
Travis took five straight holes, turning the auos
ent deteat into possible victory. With tha 80.
l up in his opponents favor Sinclair strTiot 10
other OF has remarkable spurts and ran the -, a.
three holes without break. He won BY IN Isst; st;
1 TO play. The cards: -
New-York tribune., 1904-09-18
RESULTS At ST. LOUIS.

St Louis Sept l7.-First race seven fgrlongsl-Miss
: second; The Regent, lO9 Dugar) g. third
Tine. ] Is Maid o. Enid and BlisEful also
Second fUrlougs; Rel.iug)Dar gin 100 Cf
AndeTEon) 10 2. wcn algonquin. IOl UceJ. l.
ondi Ihicrs lOl IL Willams}. 10 10 1, third Time
!:2@@4 Joier. Easter Walters Bradley BIZ. GetcheL
Atlas. PTrTEo and StsgEess ii. also
Third mile and Il sixteenth: sling)-VaITo 107
(W. Duganl. 10 J. won: Miss Betty 92 III. Anderson
10 J. second. Check Morgan 50 tRce), Il J third
Tine, l:4Slz. Alcol r. Nete Regent Kier Kings
Charm. Lemon Girl. Regina D.. and Donda also ran.
Fourth race six fur!ongs: the Ozark Stakes-The
BradoE lO5 ID AUSTIN, 3 3 won: Tom Shelly 81 N
Anderson 3 to 2 second; Anadario 100 a.. Williams,
20 l. third. Time l:Ijl4- Lady Mercury. linda
Fifth siK and half furongs seIing)-King Rose
lO2 fI. Anderson, % l, won NesTy, (Rice TO
second; Orient. lc5 d. Ausn1. 10 third Time
l;2't. Miss Manners Joe Goss aT-i Hiee also
SErh (slX turoEss: sellngj-Eugcaie r.. 90 Hf
Arders3n) 10 ?. sid silver lO9 Wv DuEan) TO
l. second, Potter 1Oi %. Ausul, 1 third Time
1:i5's. Running Star, Sweet Tooth. Jake Ward, One
More, Apple Sweet. Oudou. Frank Collins and Mavertck
also
Seventh (ile and three -sixteenths -eing)-Iacy
Crawford 102 III Anderson even won Lubin III Cirt-
sornel, 10 2. second: Goo Goo. 10S Dugan) to
i third Time. 2:0SG Fathos Lyrist ana Miss
Eson also -aIL S
New-York tribune., 1904-09-18
RESULTS AT HAWTHORNE.

Chicago. sept. l7F!rst race six rarloaEs)-Iansard
lis tHeHry) TO D won; Mary McCanerty. lO4 (NicoD
~ 70 J. second. Beautiful 107 Lawrence u
% 1. third. Time ll5ts TUm Shanter. Anna Bea!I
BarkeiaoFt Jcsetie The Fog, Mrance and Ethel Wheat
also
Second race (six and hal: furlonzs)-Devout, loS
usteenj 10 ., won; Mcclellan. 1O6 CTroxie-). g.
second annie Alone. 100 (Aubuchon) 30 70 /. third
Tine Y No Truinper and Fleetwood
IirG race zone mile and seventy yards-Rrancas, 100
(AuDuchonl, . 10 1, won Ethyene IS Gewis). TO ..
second. Felipe Lugo 90 CNison) i3 to . third Time
l;4245- Princess Tulane and Ahola
Fourth race tths September stakes: one mtel-Bear-
eatehsr l0' tNicoD, 10 won. Prince Sverwngs. 1O7
starters
Fifth race Zone and sixteenth -iles)-Leila. 90
'teefhed9 IL 10 o. won; Port Royal. 1l2 (Aubuchon)
% seoondi Singing Master, 80 CTilson). IS TO /.
also
sixth race (nve and half furlongs)-Handy Bill. 10
second; useful Lacy tAublchon. l. third- Time.
1uea WissInan Bonnie Prince Charlie Dixelle. Green
Sqwn Padre Miss Deuce ard Gallant Cassie also ran 90
nannonb 20 /. won: Magistrate I0I fAubuchon) to
second; Frontenac lO7 uIenry) 5 TO 1. third Time.
Hood also
New-York tribune., 1904-09-18
scRlMMAeE Al WEST POINT.

tBT TELEGRAPH TO THE TRIBCSE-l
West Point. n. Y. Sept 1.-THE cadet fJStball
team had its hrst scrimmRge to-day. and each
team succeeded in kicking goal from the field no
touchdowns being made by either side In the fifteen
minute lineup. Most OF the old players were out
Davis and Hill were at halfback. and Torney was
at fullbeck. Captain Graves also played his old
position tackle Several OF his attempts az goal
from field were blocked by the scrubs 2O-yard line
Among the material tried to-day. Geary is
pushing Waugh hard for quarter. LAtta. the big
Texan. and Irwin were on the scrub line. and held
the regulars we'll
In to-day's practice almost every man had a
coach. Lieutenant Bowers. head coach. gave gem
eral supervision, Cadet DAILY Is taking OF the
candidates for quarter. Upton last years centre,
doubt will remain there this season
New-York tribune., 1904-09-18
VICTORY FOR NETWORK VETERANS.

A splendid contest resulted from the encounter at
Paterson between two veteran teams representing
the States of New-York and New-Jersey in which
the players were all over forty old The Ier-
sey side first at bat. and compiled the re-
spectacle total Of SO. thanks mainly to tho good
work of Captain r. l. White Of Newark, who put
% before he retired. without losing his wicket
The Rev. c. w. Twinse and J. Ridings. both OF
Paterson. also contributed doubles
In their turn at the bat the New-Yorkers s,,c-
ceeded IN passing the opposing total by six runs
before StumpS were drawn, winning the maTC6
with one wicket stil in hand. For the winni0t
team A. J. G. Cook was top man. with 10 a w
Barnes added H. and w. Fenwick the former sec
retary of the Metropolitan League Il. Extras ,-ero
responsible for IL. In the NeW-YOrk inning W n
kutty felt indisposed and voluntarily retired. Al
the end Of the game the two teams were The ssst.
OF Mayor Hinchiiffe. The totals: New-York Vet
erans. 80 (nine wickets); New-Jersey, 93
New-York tribune., 1904-09-18
CHAMPIONSHIP CRICKET.
Nero-Jersey Team Has Easy Time
5citb NezU-YOrk.

An easy victory by 80 for the New-Jersey
team was the result OF the annual interstate
match at the Prospect Park Parade Grounds in
Brooklyn yesterday, the representatives OF the
Empire State failing utterly at the bat, with the
exception OF F. J. Preudergast OF the Manhattan
Cricket Club. The New-York team. made up OF
members Of the Brooklyn. Manhattan. Columbia
oval and Kings County clubs quickly dis
missed for Il after the Jerseymen had started
on with 99. J. l. Poyer. Of Brooklyn. fell victim
to the first ball bowled down by a. C. Laurie OF
Livingston and thereafter the New-York wickets
went down in quick succession with only the
stand OF Prendergast to relieve the mouOtOny. He
was not out at the finish. with l6 to his credit.
For the winning team c. II. r. Griffith OF the
Livingston Field Club. top man. with well
played Il s. +. G. Cook, Archie Gum and A. ..
Laurie also added doubles. The Livingston Field
Club furnished seven OF the Jersey team the
Paterson Cricket Club. four Of whose members
We're chosen, failing 20 send "a representative.
Laurie led IN the bowling. with q record OF
wickets for p +. +. Kelly the champion
league bowler. disabled by having his left
thumb spit by q ball returned from the field. lie
took wickets for runs while G. II. Clarke OBJ
tanned for p For the losers p. kortlang DIS
missed six batsmeG At a cost OF 50 runs and A.
Hoskinss captured wickers for 25 The score:
New-York tribune., 1904-09-18
LAWN TENNIS.
Hugh .Tallant Wins in AmaI,assiu
Iourneu.

The annual Invitation tennis +,,,-u. - a..
Arnakassin Club. Yonkers. was bronqht 70 = no.
~ successful end yesterday by the Anal rounds IN
an OF the various contests. All tho matches v-era
won In strasht sets except that OF the mems dou
a,ts - No.'l.up ana Floyd Smith won this fnaI
Gallant and Jova. Talant had an sas e., ,st1
Northrup IN the singles. The summary: '''''' N''''
Mems sinsies-Finsl round-xF -,
Northrup 6-1 60. Ga. - Asusnt defeated L
Miss MsssI 1s5sSet round-Mrs Clark dsfsatsd
Mixed douhies-Fnel round-ir,
ing, 60, &c. ~NS Miss Elisabeth Elt-
~3 soya "A.
New-York tribune., 1904-09-18
POLO.
Freebooters OutpI0y Wanderers in
Practice Game.

Hampstead. N Y, Sept. It (SpeciaD.-Devereux
Mlburn r. L. Agassiz. FOxhal P. Keene and
Joseph Crane. jr.. the Freebooters, and C. R snow
den, J. z. Cowdin ]. NJ. Waterbury. IT,. and L.
Waterbury. the Wanderers. played fast practice
game OF polo at Meadow Brook this afternoon The
eight players entered in the open charnpIopshiD
which is TO be held at Van Cortlandt Park next
Tuesday. The Wanderers won, To ~ goals
The side lines were crowded with maDv snact,
tors. and there We're many on the grandstand II
was either teams game until the ending of the LAST
period, when the FreebOOters lost three-1IIsrtarS
of "a goal by penalties. The combinafioD 3iaI-s -
the Waterbury brothers and CowCIn were m rti,,,
larry euecuEe. Snowden made some pretty runs
down the held. The FreebOoters did not show
quite SO soo1 team work. Keene and MHburn ma de
New-York tribune., 1904-09-18

MONTCLATR
MArcH PLAY AT APAwAMIs.

Match play Cor three cups was ths attFsci.-
yesterday at the Apawanlis links, IN Rye. u
contest for two OF them-ths PreslSents and q
Kemp trophIes-was brought down to ths sl
round. Summary;
Presidents eup-A- Shuand Beat Frank A. Moos
9 and 4 plSys J. d Foot beat G. F. ShallcroA
up Hazen beat z b B-a1astcn. up
Kemp cup-Sidney A. Lawton beat =. . Brarslcs
4 up and to play: G. A AIbrO beat r. 7. Wscss
up and to play
Williams eup-H Z Hotchk!ss Beat L. Shiand ~
BY up and 4 to play; L :. Nash beat J. s WAlkG
, up and play. A Barrie SeR- p. Gttort
default; J. W McBrids beat c. Earman. ! up A =
Wolradt beat 7. z Shsrrnan. 5 up and , % play.
New-York tribune., 1904-09-18
; : : = = :
PATERSON TEAM b.
THlsTLEs oUTPLAY COLUMBIA OVAL q

game in the New-York Cricket Association
series between the Thistles Team b OF the
Columbia oval Cricket Club, contested at the Pa
rade Grounds. resulted in favor Of the former. by
g. for nine wiclEets. against L. Not one of tho Co
luuba oval batsmen could attain double figures
thanks TO the bowling OF W. S. Pa tnlore who tool,
hve wickets for runs. and A Richardson who
took three for 8. Adam complied % and Anderson
not for Is