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The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1904-05-25
FOR REPRESENTATIVE.

hereby announce myself for the Legis-
]ature end pledge myself to abide by the
result OF the democratic primary.
T. C. STORKIE.
hereby announce myself candidate for
the House of Representatives. subject the
result of the Democratic primary election.
F. J. ETHEREDGE.
J. BROOKS WINGARD is hereby an
nounced as a candidate for reelection to
the House OF Representatives from Lexing-
ton County, and will abide the result of the
Democratic primary election.
lam candidate for the House of Rep
resentatives. subject to the conditions OF
the primary. E. Q. SHEALY.
J. NJ. EPTlNG is hereby announced a
candidate tor the House of Representatives,
subject to the rules Of the Democratic pri-
mary.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1904-05-25

WANTED-SEVESAL INDUSTRIOUS
persons IL e.ch state 10 travel t3r hou>e
established eleven years aud with I. large
capital. to call upon nrtcAant9 aE'i ageatS
Tor succ-sstnl and profitable line. Pa'-
manent enhancement. Weekly cash sa!alv
OF ,$24 and al! travelling EXPENSES and hote!
bills advanced in cash ancn week. EXper-
eDce not essential. Mention references
aud enclcs- Selt-;,ddress=d envelope. The
National, 1872 Dearborn s.. Chicago. 81
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1904-05-25
FOR SHERIFF.

hereby announce myself candidate
for the cthce OF sheri1f of Lexington
county, subject to the rules governing the
Democratic Primary Election.
z. HENRY CORLEY.
I hereby announce myself candidate
for reelection to the Office of Sheriff of
Lexington county. and pledge myself to
abide the result Of the primary.
r. H. CAUGHMAN.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1904-05-25

Business locals will be inserted IN
this department at the rate Of i've
lines and under for 25 cents, all over
I've lines, the rate is five cents line.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1904-05-25
FOR STATE SENATOR.

Having done the best I could for one
term in the State Senate. hereby announce
myself candidate for re-elccuon to said
position and will abide by the result Of
the Democratic primary election and sup
port the nominees Of said election.
w. II. SHARPE.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1904-05-25
FOR SOLICITOR-.FIFTH CIRCUIT.

I hereby announce myself a candidate
for Solicitor OF the Fifth Circuit, sub ject
TO the action of the Democratic party.
GEORGE r. RtMBERT
Jannounce myself candidate for Solici
tor of the Fifth judicial Circuit. pledge
myself to conduct an honorable campaign,
to abide the result of the Democratic pri-
mary and to support the nominees thereof.
Respectfully, GEORGE BELL THINNER
MAN, Lexington, S. G.
I am a candidate for Solicitor of the
Fifth judicial Circuit in the coming elec-
'ion and will abide the resnlt OF the
primary.
S. McG. SIMPKINS.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1904-05-25
FOR AUDITOR.

l hereby announce myself as candidate
for the Office OF Comfy Auditor, subject
to the action OF the Democratic primar>.
VI. PICkENS LINDLER.
hereby announce myself candidate
for reelection to the Office of County
Auditor, subject to the rules of the Demo-
cratic party. G. A. DERRICK.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1904-05-25
ANNOUNCEMENTS.

All announcements under this head
will be charged for at the rate of SO,
positively cash in advance, for the
Round Trip. The cards to be con-
fined to simple announcement.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1904-05-25
FOR CLERK OF COURT.

We are authorized to announce SAMUEL
B. GEORGE as candidate for the office
OF Clerk Of Court at the ensuing primary
election, and pledge him to abide the result
thereof
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1904-05-25
FOR COUNTY COMMISSIONERS.

At the solicitation OF my many friends,
l hereby announce myself 4 candidate tor
County Commissioner, sui iect to the rules
of the Democratic primary.
Il. H. RAUGHMAN.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1904-05-25
FOR SUPT. OF EDUCATION.

l hereby announce myself candidate
tor re electlon to the office OF Superintea-
dent of Education CT Lexington county
subject to the rules Of the Democratic
primary. JOHN ). DERRICK.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1904-05-25
PENCIL AND SCISSORS.

Wayside Notes Gathered Here and
There by a Dispatch Man.
Hot and dry.
Fewer gallons; wears longer; Devoe.
And now the barbecue season has
opened.
7. C. Sturkie, Esq, is announced
for the Legislature.
Osborne's Mowers, Rikes and
Binders, at W. P. Roofs.
DIR. E. J. Etheredge is seeking
Legislative donors.
Judge Watts will preside at the
June term of court.
Mrs. Sarah Shuler, of Batesburg,
is visiting Mrs. G. M: E6rd.
Call at the Bazaar fountain if you
want q cool and refreshing drink.
From nearly every section comes
The complaint of "dry" times.
Eff. Ssrother, Esq, of Batesburg,
was in town Friday on professional
business.
Read the annual report OF Frank
W. Shealy, County Treasurer, in
this issue.
The candidates are getting hump
on themselves and are fast coming
out of the woods.
Curtain polls, window shades and
hsmmocks at Scott Hendrix's. Call
and see them.
J.Brooks Wingard, Esq, is an
nounced for reelection to the House
of Representatives.
M. L. Rister, of CASTOR R F. D.,
remembers the printer with his
renewal by mail.
MIR. NJ. Fl. Witt, of Brcokland,
has been elected Inner Guard of the
Grand Lodge of K. of P's.
MIR. N. W. Wolfe, from Sandy
Run, sent up q dollar and had bis
name added to our subscription list.
Dr.. Killian A. Price, of the Price
vile section, was in town today and
and gave US pleasant call.
Mr.. Paul Mabus, one of Chirque-
pin best citizens, sends US his dollar
for another years subscription to
the Dispatch.
The hour for services at the church
es of which Rev. George S. Bearden
will be changed to 1870 a. NJ, after
June 1st.
The Rev. George s. Bearden will
preach at Pisgah next Sunday, at
IL o'clock, a. M. Sunday school at
$50 o'clock.
D. j. Taylor, one of the best farm
ers in Boiling Springs, was in town
Saturday trading and called in and
renewed his paper.
Hon. D. Frank Eird was dele
gate to the Grand Lodge Knights Of
Pythias which recently met at
Greenville.
Mr.. ice Caughmsn, OF the I. S.
A., stationed at Sullivan's Island,
who is at home on a furlough, took
in the commencement.
The commercial men are still con-
tinuing to fcck to Lexington and all
of them are as polite and friendly
as French dancing master"
Miss May Meetze, daughter of the
late Willie H. Meetze, has accepted
a position IS stenographer with Col.
George Bel! Zimmerman.
Those having farming lands for
sale or those who wish to buy lands
will do we'll to communicate with
Charles l. Kelley, Columbia.
In writing to the Dispatch renew
ing his subscription, Rev. F S. Hook,
says be is well pleased with his
pastoral work at Warrenville, S. G.
The fall term Of the Fifth Circuit
will be called in the Supreme Court
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1904-05-25

WINTHROP COLLEGE SCHOLAR
W SHIPS AND ENTRANCE ENA1li-
NATION The As:I:2ncion :or the award
OF sac&r: scholarships in Winthrop College
and :>r -. ..i:: ::>Si2n .: NV students will
Be hs.l sc ;hr C."nty Court House u FRI
iav. July ,:h. Il = 4. u. Applicants must
not 5e less tLnJ :i:t--n ls:.r> II az. When
-rLolsr>H,os n va"+te,: a:t~r July ) thy
will -. AVA IL - :hc>- making the high
est averags. az :hi> -Iaml nation. Scholar
ships .re worth 500 ani TEE tuition. The
next session "lll open September p. 1904.
For further Information and catalogue ad-
dress PRESIDENT d. 4. JOHNSON,
Rock Hill, :. G.. S"35.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1904-05-25
FOR COUNTY SUPERVISOR.

Iannounce myself as candidate for Coun-
ty Supervisor of Lexington and pledge my
self to abide by the rules governing the
Democratic primary. JOHN w. FRY.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1904-05-25

There were 80 many visitors in at
tendance upon com nencement that
it is impossible to mention them.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1904-05-25

All the numerous articles suitable for pres,
ents OF all kinds, We now have illus
trated by photographs direct from
the articles, IN our catalogue Of
which We will be pleased
to send You one on request.
We deliver all goods free by mail,
express, or freight cn all orders with
cash, and guarantee satisfaction always
P. H. LACHICOTTE l. COMPANY.
1924 Main Street,
COLC MBlA, S. G.,
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1904-12-23
JAPANESE ARE ACCUSED.
Alleged They Killed German and
French Officers at Port Arthur.

London. Dec II. The Standard
gives prominence to a dispatch from
Copenhagen that Russian agent In
London has sent to st. Petersburg In
formation. obtained from Japanese
documents confirming the reports that
the Japanese killed Capt. de Cuver-
vile and Lieut.. Gilgenhem. the French
and German attaches who left Port
Arthur in junk last August. and who
never since have been heard of.
According to the correspondent, the
junk sailed out under the French flag.
The japanese torpedo boats did not
notice the signals and fired on the
junk, killing Lieut.. Gilgenheim, the
German attache. and two Chinese.
The junk was stopped and was
boarded by men from Japanese
cruiser who subsequently released the
craft and directed the torpedo boats to
sink It, although they must have
known Capt. de Cuverville was on
board. The captain OF the cruiser de-
sired to avoid trouble when he found
the German attache had been killed.
The correspondents informant says
The Toxic authorities twice ordered
Viscount Hayashi, the japanese min
lister at London, to communicate to
the English newspapers the fact that
n junk hving the French flag had been
sunk while trying to escape from Port
Arthur, but the minister refused to
do 80.
The same informant reiterates the
report ard gives the alleged details OF
four Japanese torpedo boats from Eng
land, accompanied by seven hired
trawlers attacking the Baltic fleet at
Dogger bank, processing he Cleaned the
information from report made to
Toxic by Viscount Hayashi.
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1904-12-23
is oyAmA ADVANCING AGAIN?
Persistent Reports That tho Japanese
Are Aggressive in the North.

Persistent Reports That tho Japanese
Are Aggressive in the North.
Toxic, Dec. lit was said here last
night that Marshal Oyamn had begun
his forward movement on both tanks
and that fighting had occurred on the
left flank. where the Russians had been
aggressive yesterday. The report was
not confirmed.
London, Dec. 15.-Startling changes
in the far eastern situation may occur
at any moment. Dispatches received
today go to show that arrangements
have been made for general forward
movement against Kuropatkln's army
by Field Marshal Oyama. the Japanese
commander. to whom strong reinforce
ments are already on the way.
great part of the force around Port
Arthur has been released and the siege
has now resolved itself into a heavy
bombardment of the strongest parts OF
the fortress s
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1904-12-23
The Christ Is Born.

Bore unto men am angel song.
The gentle wings of early morn
The world awoke. and heard the strain
The shepherds heard on Bethlem's plain
OF peace on earth, good will tc men"
And nations joined the glad, new song,
To sing fer aye. the sweet refrain
His reign and kingdom nc'er shall end !:
His name shall be the WONDERFUL
And Counselor of men for aye
The Prince of Peace and truest Friend
The test of ages leaves forlorn,
Full many who would take thy crown
Eut fuller and sWeeter the notes sweep on
That Jesus, the Savior of men. IS born -
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1904-12-23
a Christmas Soma.

A bird upon a holly spray,
San sweetly all one Nmas day:
Good morrow, folks. How do YOU do?
A rnerrie Nmas, all of you"'
ie rich. We poor, We old, We young,
Heard welcome of yts joyous tongus,
And all were glad to hear Vt day
Ye bird upon We holly spray
And if you do believe US true
VT ] have told herin to you
Ye bird upon ye holly spray
SNAIL surely say TO you today:
Good morrow, friends. How do YOU Go
Peace and good will to yours and you"
Eugene Field.
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1904-12-23
STORY OF THE COMMANDMENT.
Japanese Legation at Washington Re-
ceives a Report on it.

Washington, Dec 1.-THE japanese
legation has received the following
cablegram from Toxic:
'"rheI commander of the naval arttl-
lery reports that the bombnrdment on
the 18th was principally aimed at the
arsenal and the torpedo depot at Tiger
Tail and at steamboats, in the vicinity
The torpedo depot was ablaZe In one
hour. Three ships were destroyed and
one was sunk, and the buildings were
greatly damaged. The bonlbardment
upon the Sevastapol, staying outside
the harbor was suspended. owing to
the bar weather, which prevented an
observation. Admiral Togo reports
that the torpedoboat fiotillas attacked
the Sevastopol twice on the night OF
the 18th and thrice on the night OF the
13th. The result Is uncertain Each
time they met the enemy's fierce fire
only one of our torpeloboats was dis
abed. but was towed back, while three
tried one shot each. Our local casual
ties were only three men wounded.
The Sevastopol was the only battle
ship at Port Arthur to escape damage
by the Japanese bombardment from 203
Meter hill. Official Japanese advices
said that she appeared 10 be lying In
the east harbor, that only the tops Of
her masts were visible to the Japanese
gunners and that her hull was COM
plctly hidden by a hill.
An official report circulated at Toxic
said that on December 8 Japanese tor
pcdoboat destroyers had attacked the
Sevastopol at the mouth of the harbor
but that the result Of the attack was
unknown. A dispatch from Toxic De-
cember II, conveying an official report,
says that the ScvastopOl continued at
anchor outside of the harbor, possibly
returning at night. Her anchorage, ac-
cordng to the dispatch. was at that
time inside the outer boom, which pro-
tccted her against torpedo attacks. In
this connection 1t may be interesting to
reveal the fact that, according to the
same dispatch, the whereabouts of the
torpedoboat destroye.A continued to be
doubtful, and it Is thought they had
taken shelter outside.
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1904-12-23
1Iistletoe Supcrnuon,.

Nellie said he was going to slip
piece of mistletoe in your hair and
kiss you, but | made him give up
that plan.
Befle-Did you? So good of you,
Nell-1es, ! told him you wouldn't
insist upon the tletoe.-Philadel-
phia Record.
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1904-12-23
Doubtful Encoura-en,ent.

The Sister-So Miss GotroX sent
you Christmas present. That's
encouraging, isn't it?
The Brother-WeN. ] hardly know
whether to regard it In that light or
not. You see, her gift consisted of
little book called Don't" -Yellow
Book.
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1904-12-23
Japanese cruiser Aground.

Chefoo Dec. T.~-The captain Of the
German steamer Tsintau, which arrived
here today reports seeing n Japanese
cruiser yesterday. apparently ashore, III
Yungching bay, sixty-three miles south
Of Chefoo. No confirmation of the re-
port is obtainable from any source
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1904-12-23
At the Museum.

Little Boy-Mamma, may I talk to
the fat lady?
Mother-Certainly, dear.
Little Boy-May ask her a ques-
ton?
Mother-Yes.
Little Boy Ito fat woman)-Please.
Mrs. Fat Lady. will you lend me one
OF your stockings to hang up to-
night? -Exehange
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1904-12-23
Jlis Method.

II never make Christmas pres
ents." announced Cawker solemnly
when the subject OF holiday gift
giving was under discussion.
Don't you?" replied four or five
hearers in unison.
No, | naver make Christmas
presents. ! buy them" -Exchange.
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1904-12-23
Bids for Naval Vessels.

Washington, Dec. 15.--glds were
opened today for the construction Of
the battIeship New Hampshire and the
armored cruisers North Carolina and
Montana.
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1904-12-23
JAPS HAVE LOST
A TORPEDO BOAT
Sacrificed 1t in Attacks on the
Russian Battleship
Sevastopol.
ADVANCE BY OYAMA NEXT
Army South of Mukder Is Said to
Have Been Reinforced From Port
Arthur and Ready to Force
Another Battle.

Toxic Dec. 1.-THE turret ship Sc
vastopol is still ailoat, but apparently
is damaged.
Mulden, Dec, 1T.-The Japanese coll
umn on Oyama's right. which Rennen-
kampf recently drove back to the
Tnitso river. Is again reported to be
moving northeast and strongly holding
the Siaodagai Sianchan region.
London, Dec. ia dispatch to the
Japanese legation from Toxic says:
"The commander of the third squad
ron reports the Sevastopols bow has
sunk more than three feet, and this
morning her torpedo tube was COM
plctely submerged one of the torpedo
boats which attacked the Sevastopol is
missing. Six torpedoboats have at
tackled the Sevastopol the Otvashni
and another ship
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1904-12-23
a Christmas Eoyor;t

A man with a past is a man to admire.
a man with a future is one to desire:
But the man just at this time the girls
find most pleasant.
They will frankly confess is the man with
present.
Brooklyn Life
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1904-12-23
piffsreneeg arc Adiusted

San francisco. Dec. 15.-The engineers
and firemen of the Santa Fe have 1ist
adjusted their differences, which threat
ened to cause strike on the coast lines
OF the system.
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1904-12-23
Radicals Win in Switzerland.

Berne, Switzerland Dec. 1.-The Cum
desrath today elected M. Ruchet prest-
dent, and NJ. forrer vice president Of the
confederation for 1905. Both are radicals.
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1904-12-23
Tolstoi win Sell Books cheanlv

'7S'~HDf VII t10OFNU6
MOSCOW Dec. 15.-count Tolstoi has
opened book stores here and at st. Peters
burg and ID Offering to provide village lie
braries with books at cheap prices.
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1904-12-23

I'D like no hingsh ornefo
a
horse II - - Ni"t NoDos
And my wife would rhapsodze diamond
But remember the
ant
! have $500
Il servants don't give them
quit" -. 80 AeA-
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1904-12-23
A Pulling Question.

A PuzzIing Question.
should really like to know
How Santa Claus can go
To Florida and Texas,
Where there isn't any snow?
he can't travel down, that way
With his reindeer and hi sleigh,
But if he shouldn't get there
What would the children say?
Youths Companion.
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1904-12-23
A GENTLE NEGATIVE.

am going to give you a unique
christmas present" said t. sighing
swain to the fair young girl
70. how kind Of YOU blushed the
maiden.
Yes. he stammered: yes Liam
going to give you myself"
Here she knitted her brows in perplex-
ity.
What are you thinking?' he asks,
timidly.
was Just wondering If I could ex-
c.iahse you for something useful after
Christmas"
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1904-11-10
"linen" Garden Party.

A linen" garden party was recent.
ly given by the lord mayor OF Belfast.
The most attractive costumes worn
by the ladies e entirely of linen,
and the men wore linen waistcoats.
The idea originated in the very sue
ccssful "all linen" ball at Belfast last
year. which raj given to aid the
staple industry Of Ulster.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1904-11-10
Qualification for Brides.

Sargeon-GeneraI Evait OF the D.,:
ism ar-Iy said in a lecture thai. wheo
a c!e-g-ma9 engaged in marrying !:
corr!c ss.s whether a one prese.,
kro IS OF any reason why the parties
before him should not be Joined in
matrimcny, the objection. "the bride
can't cook" ought to be enough =
1T least postpone the wedding.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1904-11-10
Constipation.

Health is absolutely impossible. II
constipation be present. Many serious
cases of liver and kidney complaint
have sprung from neglected cOnsti-
patton. Such IL deplorable condition
is unnecessary. There is "a cure for
it. Herbine will speedily remedy
matters. G.. A. Lindsay. p. NJ,
Bronson. Fla. writes. Feb. II. 1862:
Having tried Herbine. I find it a
fine medicine for constipation" SOC.
bottle. Sold by Lafayette Drug Co.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1904-11-10
Rest Linimeut on Earth.

Henry d. Baldwin. Supt. City
Water Works. Shullsburg, Wis.
writes: l have tried many kinds of
liniment, but | have never received
much benefit until l used Billiards.
Snow Liniment for rheumatism and
pains. / think it the best Imminent On
EARTH" 25c, sic, Sion. Sold by
Lafayette Drug Go.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1904-11-10

Rheumatism, lumbago and sciatic
pains yield to the penetrating in
nuepce Of Billiards. Snow Liniment.
Il trates to the nerves and bone
and ing absorbed into the blood,
IT. in9 properties are conveyed to
every part Of the body, and effect
eosne wonderful cures. Sc, SOC. Sl.OO.
Gold 81 Lafayette Drug Co.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1904-11-10

+ The first knife was. of course, q flint
fake and the earliest spoon q shell.
to which primitive man learned in the
course Of ages to fasten q handle CT
wood, says London Answers.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1904-11-10
Worlds Tauest House.

The tallest inhabited house in the
world is the Park Row building IN
New York. From the kerbing to the
top Of the towers the height is 800
feet.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1904-11-10

lapland's Chief Crime.
In Lapland, the crime which Is pun
ished most severely. next to murder.
IL the marrying Of . girl against the
express wish Of her parents.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1904-11-10
The Reader,

Rieder-l suppose I'm a blOc,head
but | must confess l don't like Henry
JaMes's novels.
Crittock-You may not be a bike;
head at that. The people who don;
like his novels are divided into TIVE
classes-thOse who don't understand
him and those who dO.-Philadelphia
Press.
Natural Deduction.
AttOrney-What do you do during
the week?
Witness-NOthing.
AttOrney-And on Sunday?
Witness-I take a day of.
AttOrney-HOw long have you had a
political job?
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1904-11-10
<Il,r
IN
Why He Tarried.

HarOld-YOu shouldn't wait for
something to turn up, old chap; you
should pitch right in and turn it up
yourself.
Rupert-But it's my rich uncle's
toes, old chap, that I'm waiting for
New York News.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1904-11-10
Thrifty scot

Thrifty Scot.
a rfeshire Scot not only stole dow.
ers from . grave, but won . prize with
they~ - = N~-r. -hOW.