New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-03-27

alright compartment. designed for Hfs saving
purposes
Another man OF large ideas contrived and per
fected a machine for boring through the earth.
and this model Is stH terror. a nightmare. for
certain examiners IN the Office SIN another had
a scheme FOR signalling and talking 20 the people Of
Mars. hts plan being 70 have a grand illumination
by means OF fireworks simultaneously all the
globe. a man from California. who believed It not
impossible 70 visit Mars. submitted model OF
wooden man with wings IN shape and movement
Ike thoss OF a bird. The wings strapped on 70
tho shoulders by n band that goes over his chest
and comes out under his arms There Is tail also.
Ike a birds. and the wings and tail are controlled
by tho inward movement OF the arms, and
haruessed 20 them by straps. There are a number
OF other freak models. models OF freak flying
machines. Professor langley has not yet made
application for his "buzzard." and. since the War
Department has declined to put Up more money Tor
the professors experiments IN aerial navigation It
may be several years before his application Is fled
An Inventive genius. evidently impressed with
tho necessity Of getting down TO business n tho
early hours OF the morning. patented bed which
he guaranteed capable OF woong the sleeper all
through the night. but when time came 70 get up
II would turn into diabolical hend and hurl tho
sleeper merciIessly the floor. The model OF the
bed looks like a wholesome. m0therly bed fun OF
gentleness and repose. but it IS not. and bucks
like a bronco at the proper time
Should not be exactly ready take the last
buried alive coffin.' arranged that the whilom
dead can get out call assistance. The
model shows ordinary burial box. at the head
end Of which IS a square opening. which receives
the lower end Of an elongated box or trough large
enough to permit man 70 crawl through. This
trough is set on end, the lower end over the face
and chest OF the alleged dead man. and the other
projects foot or more over the top OF the grave
wooden stick arm is nailed 20 one side OF the
upper or outer end. upon which a bell is hung. To
this bell IS attached cord which down the
trough and Is tied 20 the mans hand iu the coffin
In case OF his waking up-if he IS not thoroughly
bell. and the sexton 20 tho rest-dIg him out
hand sewing machine, designed for sewing on
patches to worn and torn garments. Il looks like
down like the blades OF shears. Could the machine
eo3d hay ther Rm boy d march m in re5s
order and have the patch put on while you wait
there being NOR tEa1 thrSa tbort5Td 1aif ~
toys OF course. taking the lead Here is the doll
baby which sucks bottle the doll which says
chinery which enables IL 10 walk around the room,
which has been able do. have made
toys to repeat almost perfectly
patented sheet iron sat. a feline which works by
ybi.b 1v"i5 ~ aya ~ 'I 'i tT o} me
cats claws are OF steel. and when the animal IS
death blows 70 every midnight rrowIiuE cat in
ent pastebOard cat covered with phosphorus,
that IL shines I'm the dark and iS used for fright
enng off rats and mice There are luminous match
boxes and luminous ghosts To- scare away robbers,
these latter TO Be used in burial grounds and
cemeteries where EhoulS are ln the habit Of visit
into pipe. and an innocent looking walking cane
has glass inside which Will hold One-half pint
Of whiskey, recommended by tNe inventor n
most convenient and useful article for use in
prohibition States
Just now. when the suburban citizen is getting
ready TO plant his garden, 10 might bo well for him
10 investigate the patent chicken hObbler." de-
vice to be attached to chickens leg and which
Will force Il % onward III attempt o.
old hen walk right out OF a garden. There Is also
patent machine here fer forcing non-laytnS hens
10 produce eggs. This IS ready made nest with
three false-nOt faulty-egEs placed In H. and the
inventor SAYS that hen with the least ambition
would not refuse TO lay after she had look the
tempting
The short preacher the long preacher win
ind pulpit made for just his size. Il being
ranged 50 that by pressing button II be
moved To any height desired In the same row Of
models T. a lovers gate which will swing both
ways and which be raised lowered TO suit
the size or the lovers St. Cecilia
remarkable imitators. Judging from the models OF
musical Instruments. violin with a horn attach
ment Is fair sample. the horn being the neck
tent representing almost entire brass band A
violin maker has patent a violin made en-
tlrelY OF hardened glue. and believes that he has
solved the question OF tone producing violins
The wisdom and the foolishness OF mans intellect
can De well studied BY examination OF ths
medals In the Patsn. O@cA