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BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1904-12-07
I'D E A L
UNA ELLA Y UN Ell

El.-Senora!- =. Como esta
uste?
Ella-lQue tai, hombre, que
tall -. Sientate, anda. 80. Lue-
90 frmara mi marido. iHay
mucha correspondence, eh3
El.-Bastante, 81, senora.
Ella.-Tenia 20 CANA de CO.
gerte un ratio por mi cuenta
para que hablemos! va Sc que
te entregas con afan a las le-
tras. 80. ique tienes ansias de
gloria
El.-Trabajo TN poco!..
Ella.-Vamos. =. no seas mo-
desto, hombre!. :. tn no como
ces a la gente del ofcio. ..
Aqui, el que quiere lOgrar fama,
tiene que aprender a tocar la
trompeta. :. tiene que hacerse
Ell pedestal con ell trabajo, y la
estatua con el autobombo!
E1.-Porque es el vulgo igno-
rante!
Ella.-.Lo crees td'
El.-Es como Ell Comercio. No
lie basta al mercader enselar al
comprador las telas ricas. i.
Ademas tiene que convencerle
de que son buenas. :. ESQ no
es una novedad, senora. Las
portadas de los libros Antiques,
son modelos de autobombo. Yo
poseo un libro m1stico que Sc ii
tula asi: "Camino recto y segu-
70 para llegar irremisiblemente
al cielo." Las gu1as de ferroca-
rifles son mas modestas. No
aseguran que Sc llegue. -.
Ella.-Se escribes mucho, mu.
chisimo >. Pero no te Sc We.
IQue adelantas con trabajar CO.
mo una hera, 81 no te exhibes??
El.-iPues va We usted! Que
no me conozcan en- Ell Retro!
Ella.-iNi en- ninguna par
TEL. Ell escritor necesita mos
trarse al publico! iQue 10 vean,
que 10 tratenl. =.
El.-No tengo tempo para
ESQ. -. Todo 10 que me sobra lc
empleo en- recoger mis- propias
ideas Despues escojo y voy
poniendo a un Iadito las meio
res. Elias son mi cosecha..
IQue no vendo mis- frutos? Pues
10 saboreo 20, senora. Por csc
no hay que apurarse. :. Yo nc
Sc que diferencia hay entire ur
labrador y un literato. -. Am
bos Cultivan terra. d.. terra es
el suelo que produce el trigo
terra es el cerebro que produce
las ideas =. Yo siempre he no.
tado que de un cosechero, sc ce
Zebra el vino; pero a el no sc le
celebra. :. Y de un artista solo
sc deben ce]ebrar las obras.
Ell artista puede ser ahora ur
gen1o y manana un perteCtO i'm
becil. .... ~ que resulta7.
Que hacemos 10 que los egip-
clos. Seguimos adorando {
nuestros viejos faraones, sir
comprender que va pasaron I
la categoria de momias. -. y nc
permitimos que la juventud re-
suelta y vigorosa trepe por las
piramides -. Por ESQ yo no me
canso en- buscar la gloria. -. Y(
me dedico solamente a sentir e
Ella. -iEres agudo, agudo!.. >.
Ella.-iY ESQ que dicen los
viejos que a la juventud de aho
ra no Sc la We la punta!. iLo.
piCarOs viejos! .Ellos seran los
que han predicado esa teoria de
que es precise exhibirse mu
cho...... para que nadie ira
baje.
Ella Themes tn a los vieios
entire celia celia.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1904-12-07
El.-Mas abajo. Montados en-

| El.-MaS aDaJO. MOnCaQOS en-
las narices >. Pero no me sir
ven de lentes. Yo no veo el
mundo a traves de las ideas fo-
siles. Yo le veo sin velos Y
sin cristales. :. Como puedo.
Lo que no alcance mi vista, va
10 alcanzara la de otro. ~Pero
los que hemos venido detras. E..
vamos a tener que arrear, no
hay mas remedio. 49,.
Ella.-iAsi me gusta verte!
Resuelto, decidido.
El.-Mire listed, es muy do
loroso que haya en- el arte zona
fiscal, y consumers. Y ST
viera uste que cosas mas bue-
mas sc ocultan entire el matute
que esta esperanto al otro la
dol. -. iAh! iYo tengo a los
matuteros un cariio!. -. En-
la casa que me hospedo no Sc
come buen jamon mas que cuan
do hay alguna introduction
fraudulenta. Y los jovenes, Sc
nora, en- Ell arte como en- todo,
tenemos que contentarnos con
las introducciones fraudulen-
tas ..... hasta que Sc caigan
de vieJo los arrendatarios de los
consumos!...... va We usted, TN
joven debiera despertar en- to-
das parties la confianza. =. =. . Pues,
no, senor. ;. inspira temores,
|recelos. II Pero que miede tie
men! Isl a Saturno no 10 devo-
raron sus hijos! ISL fue el quien
Sc comic a la familia! ---- Yea
usted. -. un empresario arisCo
me dijo aver que no estoy toda-
via maduro. :. Tendre que es-
perar a que me piquen los paja-
ros. -. Asi son los empresa-
rios. -. "Es uste muy joven.
No esta uste maduro', Parece
que lie dicen a uno, cuando les
lleva las comedias: "Estan YER
des.. Y uste tambien. Ma.
dure uste! iCualguese uste de
I'm arbol!. ..-."
Ella.-iCuanto me agrada que
me rodeen y me entretengan
los hombres de talento. =. F! Pc
70 este marido milo, en- cuanto
We que intimo con un poeta. -.
sc acuer1a de sus sesenta amos,
y me regafla. Que hago amis-
tad con un cantante? Pues re-
preston al canto. :. iQue me
ilusiOno con I'm autOr Celebra-
do9 =. Pues me amenaza con
IN drama -. icon un drama de
su propio puno!. -. Y asi vivo.
sufriendo este cautiverio. Mi
marido es una especie de Sui
tan, y 20 sueilo tOdas las noches
que sc ha com prado un alfange.
Lo uniCo que me tranquiliza es
que en- Madrid no los venden q.
El.-Yo me explico esos ce-
los. -. POrQue. iCOmO es US
te tan hermosa!.. 80. (con timi-
dez).
Ella.-Si, iverdad2.. -. Me 10
dice mucha gente. ..... iMe da
una ira tener que vivir con Sc
riedad! =. Hace seis aflos. iba
20 vestida de corto... A veces
cuando me quedo sola en- mi
cuarto. ..... no 10 puedo rene
diar ... me pongo a saltar a la
comba -. Yo no olvidare nunca
mis- deberes. Pero me entusias-
man mis- poetas. .... mis- artls-
tas. ~, Ieyendo a los france
ses, he resuelto mi problema-
81; Sc puede amar a diez esprit
tus y ser fel a up solo cuerpo..
tEh? lQue te parece?. ?....
El.-iUna solucion! va 10
creol. 49,. Amar arriba, en- 10 es
piritual, en- 10 sublime. Cum
plir abajo, en- 10 material, en- 10
| .Tloo1i
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-04-13
SYSTEM IN CHARITY
Discussed at Final ParIor Conference OF
Associated Charities.

The third and final parlor conference for
the season Of the Associated Charities was
held last night at the residence of Mr..
and Mrs A. B. Barton Of Clifton avenue.
The meeting was attended by nearly one
hundred workers of the association and
representatives Of various churches DR..
+. l.. McVey presided and the discussion
was on the topic Charity Organizations
and the Church.
The speakers were G. E. Faulkner, who
gave the views of the laity. and Rev.
George H. Thomas of All Saints church
and Rev. Father Dauphen of ST. Law
renee church, who voiced the views of the
clergy. A general discussion followed.
An important suggestion was the district
ing of the downtown section and the
assignment OF a district to each of the
central churches, whose parishioners have
little need Of relief work. The good re-
lief work being done by the churches was
brought out.
The success of the parlor conferences
will probably lead to continuance of
the plan next year but no definite arrange
ments have been made.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-04-13
CITY NEWS.
FRANK HAMILTON
GETS NO PARDON
BOARD REFUSES TO ACT FUR
THEIR IN HIS BEHALF.
Mrs. Fred Ames Makes Strong Plea
for Her Husband and His Case Is
Taken Under Advisement-Chris
Norbeck's Effort to Secure Release
Proves Futile.

Frank H. Hamilton was refused a
pardon yesterday by the state board
and will have to serxe out his full
five years.
The pardoning board refused to act
on Frank Fl. Hamilton's petition yester-
day because the board of control had
failed to take advantage Of the oppor-
tunity to parole the prisoner after the
pardoning board had reduced his SEN
tence from seven years to five, and
thus made him eligible for parole. j.
f. Jacobson, chairman of the board,
explained that Hamilton would be dis
charged in the fall anyway, and that,
in the opinion of the board, his health
would not be seriously affected.
Chris Norbeck's petition for par
don was also denied.
In the effort of Mrs. Fred Ames
and her husbands attorneys to secure
a pardon for the former chief of po-,
lice, a letter was presented to the
board which was thus made public for
the first time. The. original of this
letter, which has been discovered with
in the past few days, is in the hands
of County Attorney Boardman, and is
believed to go far toward showing that
Colonel Ames was not connected with
the grating on the women of the
town. 1t reads:
j. w. Cohen, Esq. Dear Sir-This will
be handed to you by Colonel Tanner who
has been selected as the proper person to
aid the committee in making up the con-
tingent- fund for the next campaign. do
not approve OF some of the methods used
In the last campaign by the committee OF
both parties. Still I am told by members
Of both these organizations that it has
! always been done. He wishes to see YOU
in regard to this matter; but I advise you
to be very careful. Yours respectfully,
| "A. A. AmeS.
The date Of the letter is Jan. "a, 1902
! Mrs. Ames~ made a convincing de-
tense Of her husband, and for ten
minutes held the attention Of the
board while she protested his limo
cense and asked for his release. The
case was taken under advisement.
Other applications denied were those
of David c. Robinson, Blue Earth
county; W. D. Robertson, Freeborn;
Frank Larson, Beltrami; Charles
Swanson, st. Louis; Albert Anois, Blue
Earth; James Rowe, St. Louis; An.
Ramsey; John Bingham, Winona
Nicholas Forrestal and Loren;
Schmidt, st. Louis; William Hartmann
Waseca; Henry Reed, Swift; Clinton
A. Lathrop, Hugh Brown, Patrick Fin.
ley, Ben Gates, William Early, Johr
w. Stenfelt, Joseph White, Edgar D
Richter, Hennepin; Andrew Anderson
| Washington.
| The cases continued were those OF
Norm" King and John Harris, Hen.
nepin; Phil D. Sherry, Swift; Robert
j. Amberry, Kittsop; Benjamin J
Campbell, Samuel Melvitz and Charles
1 Swanson, st. Louis; William Warn
Ramsey.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-04-13
PIONEER PASTOR GONE
Rev. John S. Nilsson of swedburg, MINI
Dies at ST. Paul.

Dies at ST. Paul.
Death came to the Rev. John S. Nilsson
of Swsdbu1 6, Mimi. at the Bethesda hos
pital. ST. Paul, yesterday afternoon. The
deceased was one o. the pioneer clergy
men III this state, having come here in
1866. He was one Of the Oldest clergy
men Of the Augustana Swedish Lutheran
church both in years and in length OF
service. Mr.. Nilsson was born in
Sweden in 1929 and came to the United
States in 1857. His first pastoral call
was to WATERFOWL where he remained un
til 1873, removing then to Swedburg near
Waverly His whole pastoral work had
been done in this locality and four flour
fishing congregations remain as monu-
ments to his energy.
Mr.. Nilsson was twice married, the sur
viving family consisting Of the widow and
six children, who are: Samuel, assistant
county attorney at Willmar; Sister Ce-
ella of the Swedish Lutheran deaconesses
in this city; Elsie, a professional nurse;
Hannah, a teacher in Wright county:
Bernard, student at Boston. and Vitalia
student at Bethany college, Lindsborg
Kan.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-04-13
WORK AT FAIR GROUNDS
New Building to Be Pushed - Hospital
Nav Be Built

.-
The manufacturers building site at the
state fair grounds was staked out yester-
day and the contractor, James Leck, gave
bond to complete the structure before the
fall opening. The building will cost $780,
900 and will stand at the junction of the
road which leads from the Smelling ave
nue. entrance with the avenue on which the
new farm implement building stands
3. w. Randall, the secretary, reported
yesterday at the meeting of the execu-
tive committee Of the board of managers,
that the st. Paul Gas Light company
would extend its mains to the grounds and
that gas would be used for general con-
sumption.
Upon Isquest of the Woman's Medical
club, which has maintained hospital for
several years, the committee viii consider
the building of hospital Notice was re-
ceived of the release of the clubhouse
site by the Minnesota Driving club which
will Immediately dissolve. 1t is probable
that the space will be used for picnic
dinners.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-04-13
TO PAY ON GROSS EARNINGS
An Agreement Expected In Street Railway
Middle in ST. Paul.

There is feeling in st. Paul that the
dispute between the city and the street
railway company over the city's author
ity to enforce the 5rer cent gross earn
ings2 tax provision in the charter will
soon be disposed of, There will be. some
court proceedings, but it is supposed that
they are SIMPLY undertaken to satisfy the
bond holders that no chance to save
money was overlooked. When this ques-
ton has been ldispased OF the company
will Be ready TO begin work on its pro-
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-04-13
Boys Pants, 39c.
Sc Great Plymouth Clothing House, Sixth and Ncoet

camp month. The work, which has
been carried on for the past three years,
consists of open air study of pant and
animal life under the direction of mem
bers of the university faculty. Professor
Conway Macmillan will have general
charge Of the expedition and be at the
head Of the botanical work. Miss jose
phine E. Tilden will give two courses of
lectures on algae and DR.. Albert Schnei-
der will give a course on lichens. The
name Of the instructor in zoology has not
been announced.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-04-13
THEFT OR STARVATION
D. G. Witwer Took the Former Alter
native and Was Caught

Exhausted from a long trip on the
bumpers of a freight train and weak
from hunger, D. G. Witwer stole an
overcoat from lodging house last
night that he might pay for his sup
per and bed. He was followed by a
policeman and was arrested while
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-04-13
plymouth Special"
Suits for Boys
The Best IS Clothing for Boys
That the Price Can Buy.

These suits are made Of specially Sc
lected fabrics. In the first place, they
are absolutely Atwood. Then, all seams are
double sewed with silk thread. The inside
staying is done in better and more ex-
pensive manner than you ever saw in other five
dollar clothing Trousers have double cloth on
seat and knees-not the skinny little patches that
other clothing has; but running around the seat to
the side seams and far up the knee in front.
They suits for robust boys, who give hard wear tn
clothes And nowhere else their equal to be found
either FIVE six dollars Such thoughtful making y
done any other popular priced clothing to be found
outside of the Plymouth Manufacturers tell that ~ Il
other store demands such extra pains. ~
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-04-13

trying to sell the coat at a second
hand store. At Central station he
had his first square meal in three days.
When arraigned in court this morn
ing he pleaded guilty to the theft and
was sentenced to the workhouse for
sixty days.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-04-13

The Argentine Republic will send
the gunboat cruiser Patria to st. Louis
for the worlds fair.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-04-13

posed improvements, the most important
of which is the third interurban line
which will cross the Lake street bridge.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-04-13
TO PURSUE ALGAE
University Scientists Going After Small
Game In July.

The Minnesota University Seaside Sta
ton party will meet in Victoria, B. c..
about July 10, the precise date to be an
nounced later. The party will remain in
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-04-13
Going Easte

There is no train service that for
speed, comfort and elegance, compares
with the Fast Mail and the Pioneer
Limited, OF the Chicago, Milwaukee &
st. Paul Railway. Tickets 328 Nicollet
avenue, w. B. Dixon, N. w. p. A.. ST.
Paul.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-04-13

Always avoid harsh, purgative pills.
They first make you sick, and then
leave you constipated. Carriers Little
Liver Pills regulate the bowels and
make you WELL Dose, one pill.
St. Landry clarion. (Opelousas, La.) 1890-1921, 1904-03-19
PROCLAMATION.


stats OF LOUISIANA,
Parish of 81. Landry. |
BY virtue OF the authority In al
vested by law, an election Is here.
by ordered TO be held by the qualified
electors OF the Town Of Opel0usas, La.
In said town. on
Tuesday, April 10th, 1904.
between the hours OF Six In the morn
ing and Seven In the afternoon, for the
purpose OF electing the hereinaftsr
named officers for the term of two
years:
A Mayor;
A Marshal;
Five Aldermen,
and we do hereby appoint the follow
ing named commissioners and clerk to
hold said election:
Commissioners w. r. Cochran,
Lueius Il. Dupre, Ghas. f. bailey; Clerk,
j. III. Harmanson.
G.. J. THOMSON,
n. L. LOEB,
WM. III. PgscoTT,
Beard of Sups rvisoYs
St. Landry clarion. (Opelousas, La.) 1890-1921, 1904-03-19

x. Bsnnen, ]. W. Bacon, Edw. Dejssn
clerk, E. @. Guilory.
Thirtv-Second Election Precinct
Lone Pine, at Stewxrt's store; eannais.
sioners: las. Townsend. A. &. Bass
Monroe Wolff: T:rIerk,J. T. Walker.
Thirty-Third Election Preciuct- Bar.
brock. ~ HAYNES store; commission.
ers: W. ID. Haynes, j. III. Raldridgs
Leon Campbell; clerk, Willie Prosser.
C.J. THOMPSON,
II. L. LOEB,
WM. NJ. PRESCOTT,
Board OF Supervisors
St. Landry clarion. (Opelousas, La.) 1890-1921, 1904-03-19
FOR SALE AT Auction.

There will be sold at public auction
In the last and highest bidder, for cash,
by the undersigned, at the Market
House, in the Town of Opelousas, La
SATURDAY, MARCH 18TH, 1901,
at II o'clock a. M, the following des-
crfbed property, to-wft:
One large cistern and foundation.
HI. D. LARCADE,
r.. al. GOSSELIN,
G. l.. HAYES,
March Ia, 1904, Commlffee'
St. Landry clarion. (Opelousas, La.) 1890-1921, 1904-03-19
St0lon

FROM stable Of Poiin Thouss. con-
haoydp ay pasasssaon; a,ss ss. 1Fsabourg' asIshbor-
OLD, unbranded, having 4 alo.,nS 5sd.s $50
MS right shoulder. a Just REGARD Iii
ne paan 9or his return 10 me. ar FOR III. -.
forMation which Will lead Ia sfs ras.<.s-
cry. "a POITNT ~ rTynM ~ \ y I aesoV-- =
W. j /. au ubourg" Neigh borheod.
St. Landry clarion. (Opelousas, La.) 1890-1921, 1904-03-19

sp' ague services hour be
EpWolmah every Sunday evening.
yoa,ll never strike q line 0
Il, sorIng Suits than those SOLE
s. aspnett,s Bargain Store.
nav. B. T. Crews will preach OF
...s..th Observance" at the M
! church next Sunday at IL a. m
something doing, something
..vor seen here before, something
3. III want, something for every
a.. watch the columns of the
eI,sion r.p next issue. March 10Th.
Tsst come In this week-a car
ia of high grade Bnggies, Phae'
,..s md surries; also q fine as
..,tmant Of Buggy harness. J. B
s.udos will give you right prices
obi them. "isn A'',
II you are troubled with
.s.ughts OF Easter Clothes, let
s ,aIleye your mind. One of our
Il a5e $40, or SIS Suits will do
Yours, for trade,
BENEFITS BARGAIN STORE.
when paint is cheap, beautify
III, name. ]. B. Sandoz has just
,sssjved full line of the well
Known brands of Mound City
aid Eoxal fast color ready mixed
DaIuts. Also paints in oil, paint
brushes, wall paper, mating and
carpets. March ls-4e.
-Aatyphiod fever, typhoid pneu-
ulsrIa, pleurisy, ets., seem to
SsOmswhat prevalent, and to en-
Garage those thus afflicted, it is
we'll to say that scarcely any case
il. under proper treatment, in
eursble, as wa have it from
goOa authority that when one of
ssrgallaut yet resourceful ex-Con-
isasrstes was seriously i'll with a
anllar disease, a heavy, we'll
sRsetsaed and large mustard plas-
tsr was applied to his cheat with
shssIglal effect not only OF reliev-
laghln, but leaving In its wake
trsyenous appetite which he graf
lied by dsvouring the plaster, rag
Ind all. For scientific "rag-chew-
Iagn and further particulars, in
Qalra Gf those who left this town
With Pratt's Company In 1861,
some ot whom we learn were
nnfses during bis illness.
Court Square has OF late un-
tasgOae quite a reformation In
pant Of appearance, all the oaks
aaging been whitewashed mp to
distance Of eight or ten feet,
aad Under the supervision OF our
rldsawake deputy-sheriff and
iallgr, Mr. Page Walker, have been
relieved OF suplns limb UNDER
growth, rendering the site "a thing
ot beauty to bahold,p which is a fit-
llng tribute TO his energy and the
igood Judgment and forethought of
al concerned. And then the Jail
lslca has been frightened up in
y aAhner that might cause most
a those on the inside to entertain
saagulne hope Of getting out on
some flne day. We don't exactly
slo dld this, but it looks like a
persasder held out with the view
Y holding down. the freedom
'sslag subjects ON the inside until
w aeeomodations of the new ho-
y recently provided for by the
rellce Jury will suffice to safely
Asep them until their final reckon
eenss.
St. Landry clarion. (Opelousas, La.) 1890-1921, 1904-03-19
4 q hem IN.

By the undersigned, In LiAnse-aax~
PsilIss, one brown one-eyed mare xuIeg
about years Did and unbgsnded. Came
70 my premises about % days ago.
Owner will please come fogwsgas
.vovs property, pay coats and take sa@s
away.
LUDovIC a. FOgTRNoE.
Feb. 6-5t. LsADss-ausrPailyas
St. Landry clarion. (Opelousas, La.) 1890-1921, 1904-03-19
4 oTIcE or ADMINIsrRAT1oN
'tA1k Or GEoRGR GREEN
NOTICE.

" virsas ofs . resolutioa paasaa -
ne roiics Jury Feb. lat, 100. a. sa..:.
missse ~ sppQiatsd BY said bodv Il sssc. sS.,.
xsss xsss saao aosa g cssss badEes tor asssl
ssaisd nj I 81. ss,d !. csn nsissse Win sscsivs
Fsbrnsrys ss a.th II no ,ns1 roties Jary roam ON
o. 10 and IL p. m. = : ssa1a
r FOSTER.
AuG.J. MULLER.
Il. L. DEROUEM.
St. Landry clarion. (Opelousas, La.) 1890-1921, 1904-03-19
s'THURIES,' =
Record.

He is by HsynlisE or imported Masst-
~. aa,a Heaysay. He Wac for merls
owned bv Masstri II Harles
FOR reference, call Phone asis-ll.
You dou,t have to call for that Phone
You can Just go 10 opeIousss and ash
about aThurlssn Of DR. Hass, Or. bosg.
ni, Henry Comeau or any othsr maj.
who is interested In racing msttrrs.
March 5th, emo.