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Svenska monitoren., 1904-10-21
Or. Wood,
Sioux Citys f0rnamste specialist,
hvilken p~ersonligen ser och behandlar
ALA patienter.
Nerves svaghet och ALA dess

delSlders och gamIa man, obetanksamheter
4ngdomen, 6fverdriiter under mogna ar for
orsakande i6rluster, som f%drminska sfyr-
kan, aftagande kraft. ondt lryRgen. sy0klga
och SderbrSck. svindelanfal j hufyudet. ned
ylagenhet, dSligt mime och manga andra
symptomer on6diga att mamma.
The Yale expositor., 1904-03-25

pr. Perkins Carter OF Cleveland Was
Mark Hanna's physician. and during
Nr ianna's illness wB a frequent
visitor "a Washington
lie told. on day when his patients
prospects seemed unusually bright. a
story about Mr. Hanna ,nli an English
waiter.
In London one day. i've said. Mr.
Hanna visited a very old and guuint
chophouse on the Strand. Here che
meat u all wheeled raw - VOC on r
hand cart and you CHOOSE from the
cart the steak or the Cuop o. the
joint that you desire 90 have Croksd.
Well. Mr.. Hanna took n chop and
then he ordered a piece 81 game pie.
The waiter was carclcstb slORsuly
fellow. and MIR. Hanna said to him
alter The pic was brought
What is this mark On mo PIE.
waiter"
The man bent down over TIE pie
aud examined the mark Then ~ an
swcrcd iauntily:
That mark. sir? That Is ths print
OF ray thumb. sir Just had my thumb
In the chocolate ! served TO the guest
over there. sir. Cut 70 out f9r Yea.
s-rs"
The Yale expositor., 1904-03-25
An Exposition of Modern Wonders
The Worlds Fair o9O4 Is the Greatest Educational Factor
Well Stupendous Was
Describe Masnifcence

Mr. &C. E Stevens. editor Of the Min
neapolis Union. visited the Worlds
Fair al St Louis n few days ago. and
the following letter In the Union des-
cribes iu part what his impressions
vere
To Readers OF The Union:
have been through the Worlds
Falr grounds again to-day for the
third time since coming to St
Louis last week. and every day the
wonder within inc grows. had
imagined from the descriptions that
the management intended 10 eclipse
anything over before attempted. but
! had no idea of the tremendous size.
che magnificent designs. the splendid
Gettiugs. and the artistic beauty OF
the buildings. I was somewhat pre-
pared 90 see something OF the ordi.
nary. but my mind had by no means
Eraspri the splcndors which will be
open 90 the visitors to the World
Fair this summer or course the
grounds aud the buildings at this
cine are in a chaotic state. and the
weather was unpropitlous for pleas.
ant visiting, but even with these
arawbacks. and with nothing but the
bare aud In many cases but partially
finished buildings 20 be seen. the
The Yale expositor., 1904-03-25
eueer Wlll pronounced vaIId.

Recently a very singular case Of
willmaking came 70 light In an Eng
lish court A lady, possessed Of con.
siderable property. was paralyzed, 30
she sent for her solicitor 10 dispose
Of her estate. Bercft OF speech, she
was unable 60 give directions. The
solicitor wrote down the various items
on so many cards. then on other cards
he wrote the names OF the lady's fam
~. That done. he dealt" the cards.
- ne did so his client coupled prop
er'y with names. and no was able 10
draw up tho will. Il was declared
good BY the court.
The Yale expositor., 1904-03-25

TO send his children there. as they
will never have an opportunity again
to see anything approaching II. and
they might travel all their lives and
not see as much OF the world as they
will see here within the confines OF
this great Exposition. Every nation
In the world will be represented. and
trip here will be a liberal education
In itself | certainly hope that every
reader OF THE Union" will take my
advice and go 20 the Fair. even II
they can spend but a few days there.
II will be the event OF lifetime. and
no one should deny themselves this
much Of the pleasures OF the world
even II they have 10 deny themselves
In some other direction. By all means
make up your minds right now that
you are going 90 the 81. Louis
Worlds Fair. and begin saving for
that purpose right now II necessary
And don't fail 10 give the boys and
girls an opportunity 10 go. They
will learn more here in a week than
they will in school In a year
wish | could make this strong
enough so that every reader OF this
paper would make up his mind 20
see the Worlds Fair. for ! am sure
every one who comes will agree with
The Yale expositor., 1904-03-25
AMUSED MEN OF MONEY.
Conductor Forget His Audience In
His Egrnestncss

Conuu-tOr tor9ot MS Ruuicnce w
His EGrnestness.
what a. known as "the millionalre's
traln. running from Morrisiown. N. j..
90 HOhOkcn, carries a number OF men
known TO the world OF finance. The
conductor IL David Sanderson. 10
whom his passengers. grateful for his
cnlform good nature and efficiency.
nave Just presented a handsome watch
NSzd a purse OF gold. They Insisted on
hls making n speech and Sanderson
sid go. winding up In this way. Some
people wonder why Il Is ] have had
such great success In life. why have
rad no trouble with nobody. Even the
sther conductors don't understand u
and they often ask me how get along
with he DRINKS on my train. an | just
al en-" Such a shout OF laugh
ter cent up from the mlllionaires that
sandrrsons speech ended then ans
there.
The Yale expositor., 1904-03-25
HYMN OF THE WEST.

The Poet stedman Has Written the
Worlds Fair Hymn and u Has
Been Set 20 Music.
Western folk will be charmed by
the beautiful hymn written by Ed
mund Clarence Stedman upon the In.
vitation OF the Worlds Fair manage
mcnt He calls II the Flynn % the
West" a title BETTING so splendid a
production. II has five ssanzas. and
Prof John X. Paine of Harvard Uni.
versity, has written the music. which
H. no less grand The first public rcn.
dcring OF this hymn will be on the
opening day of the great exposition.
Saturday April 81 when a drilled
chorus Of 600 voices viii sting Il.
Other musical compositions specially
written upon Invitation % the
Worlds Fair management ave a
march by Frank Vanderstuken. N.
rector OF the Cincinnati orchestra.
and a waltz by Henry X Hadley OF
The Yale expositor., 1904-03-25
Blind Cave-Fishes.

An interesting addition has recently
been made TO the Natural History
Auseum. South Kensington. London.
by the receipt Of specimens of some Of
the blind caye-ashos OF Cuba. The
special interest Of these fishes lies
In the fact that their alliance Is with
saltwater forms which exist in the
ncighboring sea. and not with fresh
water Gshcs. as Is the case with Am.
blyopsis ard its allies Of the great
cave OF Kentucky. There can be little
doubt that the Cuban caves In which
the blind fishes are found were form.
erly in communication with the sea.
and that the ancestors OF these fishes
entered the caves from tho adjacent
ocean.
The Yale expositor., 1904-03-25
HIS CLAIM FOR A PeNslorL
Representative Russell Tells Good
Story on Missouri Man.


Representative Russell Of Texas was
elected ON an auti-penslon platform
ayd has opposed the special acts glant
ing pensions. lie fought the granting
II n pension to member of the Mis-.
souri homo guard who was shown 10
have served but thirty days and done
picket duty only about the town lu
which he was mustered iu. sleeping
each night iu hts own home
Those Missouri home guards were
wondcrs" said Mt Russell One
fellow named Bon Chapman who was
thirtv,lay man applied f1r a r,n.
siOs. lie looked over the pousioua Sic
causes. arr finally decided that zen.
pIta'lur NJ the hip was the best ms It
paid so a roUth. he made appllca.
ton, ND q special examiner from the
pension Office appeared. The FIRST nan
lac ran alto wax Chapman
Il an looking Tor Bca Chapman. e
the aEcrr said
I'm him, Chapman answered
But I'm looking for The Chapman
who wants a pension. and who has an
ampututioT at the hip the agent in.
sisted
I'm that man declared Chapman
I've got Il bid. Why. had a relapse
only the other day. and vas four days
IN bed Washington correspondence
Chicago Inter Ocean
The Yale expositor., 1904-03-25

Kidney Pills after eight years n tor
ture.
Henry Soule OF Pultney ST. Ham
mondsport ~ Y. says: For eight
years | suffered constant agony from
kidney complaint. endured tho
worst torture from gravel and tho
kidney secretions were excessive and
contained sediment like brick dust.
had 10 get out OF bed from ten 70
twenty times n night and the loss OF
sleep wore mo out Indigestion camo
on and the distress after eating wac
terrible Doan's Kidney Pills effected
a complete and lasting cure and after
the symptoms OF kidney trouble were
gone my stomach began 90 work AZ
II should. This lasting cure. espe-
cially In person OF my age. proves the
great value OF Doan's Kidney Pills
more conyincingly than could any
words OF mine"
Doan's Kidney Pills sold by all drug
gists; price so cents per box. or mail
ed on receipt OF price by Foster NIL
burn Co.. Buffalo. n. Y. wrltO for
free trial.
The Yale expositor., 1904-03-25
DOCTOR DID 1T.
pu, on 80 Po,.rdS by Food.


Feed a physician. sack 10 health and
he gains an experience that he can
use 10 benefit others. For this reason
Grape Nuts food f. daily recommend
ed to patients by hundreds OF physi-
clans who have cared themselves OF
stomach trouble. one doctor says:
Although a physician and trying 70
aid and assist Ily fellow beings to en-
Joy good health % must be admitted
I formerly did rot enioy the best OF
health myself. n January. 1899, 1
only weighed - pounds. Al this
time | was living In the Ohio Valley
and began TO th!ak ] had about seen
my best days. One day about 3 years
ago had an Opportunity to try Grape
Nuts food for my breakfast liked
Il so we'll that :, ate three teaspoon.
fuls three times "A day and have reg
ularly used IL up "a the present time.
and now weiEh I55. n gain Of sc
pounds and enjoy The best OF health.
Not only has CrapeNuts made
this wonderful change In re. but
through Z. have helped my friends.
relatives and PATIENTS. The DustRin.
ing power OF tds food Is simIly won
deTful.
Il hrge ono patient who n n sec
tlon hrnd on The c. & o. y. r. who
eats nothing In the morning but four
tables 2oon.uls of Grape-Nu.S and yea
does his veFY hard work % TO lunch
time and sSioys the bes2 OF healaA
and strength.
- could name q grea. many ctses
like this and I still prescribe Grape
Nuts In ny practice evssy day" hams
given - Postum Co.. Battle Creek,
Iich.
Ask any physician about the scien-
ulc principles on which GrASe-Nut,
food is made. He'll tell you he prin'
ciples are perfect.
Then n 10 days trial proves that
the principles are carried out in tn,
food call the good OF TIA grains %
treated thnt anyone can digest u ALL
shown m renewed physical strength
end brain energy.
There's a reason
look In each nkg. for the famou,
little book, Tho Road 70 Wellyula"
The Yale expositor., 1904-03-25
Modern Army ~ Babel

Apropos OF the demand OF The
Hungarian patriots that the worls OF
command in the army should be- giEen
in the Magyar languapc "A Continental
paper points out tho babm which
would onsue II this. concession Vere
granted and eXtCsded io other
rationallties under the Hapstur
crown.
- the daily rollcall would be heard
the following equivalents f1p tho E0rd
present:
The Slav-Dadeg,
HE nagNar--'elCnl
Tho Czech -Zdci
The Tukayl
The Servian-O rdje,
Tho Italian-Qui'
The Roumanian-Aid!
The Galician-Jach bin-doil
The Yale expositor., 1904-03-25
JAP VIC DESERVED succsss.
Minister Of Posts and Telegraphs in
Japan Worked In American Factory.

Minister Of Posts and Telegraphs in
Japan Worked In American Factory.
Away back in the early sos. said
n well-lnown electrician OF this city.
"thcrc came 90 me with a letter OF in
PRODUCTION from the president of tho
company n young Jap and the note
directed that he be- given every OPP
portunity to work In all the depart
monts OF the factory. so that he might
be proficient In every branch. lie was
apt, willing. always wore grin and
remained az the place about two
years"
The teller OF the story found out
during these two years that the boy
had been working as "A lineman he.
fore be appeared at the factory. His
namc wos Oi. lie went back 90 ia
pan, and only az Christmas time. by
present. was the electrical cnginees
reminded of him. Many years later
the engineer was waited upon by
three Japanese who wanted &c know
all about the very latest devices for
telephones and telegraphs. They
were electrical engineers and had
been taught all they knew az the I'm
perial university in Toxic by Prof
OF. from whom they carried a letter
Oh introduction TO the engineer. They
were imperial commissioner. and tho
engineer took them an over this couu.
try explaining things. The brightest
OF the three was called Wadachi and
the others were Nakayama and Okono-
To. They told their mentor that Ci
was now minister OF posts and tcla-
graphs in Japan. ana this important
position he now holds during war
Pittsburg Dispatch.
The Yale expositor., 1904-03-25

A remarkable industry OF Paraguay
Is tho preparation OF essence OF or.
ange lcaysa. More than $50 years ago
the Jesuit priests. who then ruled that
secluded country imported orange
seeds and planted groves. which have
now become immense forests. filled
with small establishments for extract.
inC the essence. which r. exported 20
France and TIE United States for rise
In soap and psrfumery making. II Is
also employed by the natives In Para.
quay a. healing ointment and hair
tonic
The Yale expositor., 1904-03-25

SO named becauss so acres produced
30 heavily that its proceeds built q
lovely i0na See Salzer's catalog.
Yieldeh In 1903 in lad. ISL bu.. Ohio
100 bu... Team. ss ntL. and I'm Mich 22e
bu. PEI bcre. You can beat this record
IN 1901
WHAT no 700 TIExK or THEsa IIHLDc
PA ACaaf
40 tn Beardless Barley PEI acre.
$40 biA Salzers fsew Nat. Oa1s-per A.
so by. salzer Spsitz 81 MacarOni Wheat,
1000 1TL Pedigree Potatoes per acre.
10 trns az rich Biilion Dol. Grass Hay.
90. 0ea,lbe. Victoria Rape for sheep-acre.
l6O.oe9 ros. TeoDtnte- the fodsAer wonder.
bt.c9 lbs. Salser's Superior Fodder
Clrn--rich. jsicy fodder. per A.
lA0w such yBlds you cnn have. Mr..
Tn1meT. In iSss. AZ you WI plant SAL
Es.rS seeds.
yusr SEND Tprs NoTfcs AND iol
I'm stamps 10. John A. Salzer See Co.,
la Crosse, via. and receive their
freai catalos and lots Of fArrl seed
samples. (VE. ~ u
The Yale expositor., 1904-03-25

near neighbors. managed To read a
few paragraphs IA my newspaper
One OF them told 90 n remarkable
find by a Nippur expedition Of the
University OF Pennsylvania. n was
nothing less than a wcll-preserved
and thoroughly authenticated tAilors
bill nearly 5000 years old.
Since Blmmelstein himself Is en-.
gagged In the clothing business. I
thought he would be interested In this
ancient relic. so | told him abopt IL.
but the story seemed TO make no i'm.
preston on him.
Hang u. man." said I. Cont you
understand It's a tailor's bill almost
5000 years old"
We'll" he answered. "vot iss u
good forl Dey can't COLLECT tt
BrooklyE Eagle.
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sic RENAMED A LlRo.
Strange Condolences In Life Of Ken
lucky Woman.


lucky Woman.
Hrs. Elizabeth Martin started cry
IN life 20 feather her nest well. and has
always had her eye on tho main
chance. She began lIfo as Elizabeth
Bird OF Harrison county. near Paris,
Ky. Her first venture outside OF tho
home nest was when she married Bud
Martin. When Mr. Martin died she
married Edward Crow. farmer. When
tho time came 20 change nests she al.
lied herself with William Robin. and
lived happy until the matrimonial sea.
son for Mrs. Robin again rolled
around. Then David Buzzard Wild
over. more attractive personally and
socially than his name would indicate,
appeared. and Mrs. Robin became
Mrs. Buzzard. Into the Buzzard roost
Mrs. Buzzard carried one little Martin.
two little Crows and one little Rob
bin. one little Buzzard was already
there 10 welcome tho other birds
Philadelphia Ledger.
The Yale expositor., 1904-03-25

statue OF Vulcan. u Is 80 feet high.
the base constructed ~ coal aud coke
and the statue cast IN iron. IL por-
trays birmingham importance as n
manufacturing center King Cotton
is Hississippis Offering. Cotton is
the material used. and the giant Is as
tall as Alabama's Vulcan. The Spirit
Of Utah Is manifested IN an artistic
figure modelled from bccswaN. Idaho
presents the figure ~ Occur
d'Alene miner cast from copper.
Golden butter was used by n Mime
sofa artist as the appropriate ma.
terial for n statue Of John stewart.
tho builder Of the first creamery.
Louisiana presents two c,lrbosities
In sculpture figure OF Nephis-
topheles in sulphur aud Lots wife
carved from block % rock salt.
California shows the figure % an ele.
plant built OF hlmonds
The Yale expositor., 1904-03-25
OUT OF THE ORDINARY.

Dozens Of Unique Materials Used In
the Creation Of Worlds Fair Statu.
airy.
Enduring marble and temporary
stan. which have marked the statu.
airy OF past eXpositions. are not tho
only kinds az the Louisiana Purchase
Exposition. although more works OF
art carved from these materials are
there exhibited than were ever col
lected AZ one place In the history Of
the world.
Many odd materials have been
made up into artistic figures that elo-
qucntly proclaim the idea OF the dc.
signer. Some OF these unique statues
are colossal in size and large sums Of
money were expended In their max.
ing.
Birmingham, Ala, has built a
The Yale expositor., 1904-03-25

Copyright. i9oi. by Louisiana Purchase
grounds are we'll worth travelling hun
dred' IT miles TO see. even as they
arr. Fhis being the case. what will
4 De when everything ~ completed
and "hcn nature has combined with
are 10 make this the faircst vision
ever -"on by mortal eyes.
- would be presumptuous on my
pa- 20 attempt to give a description
or o." grounds or OF the buildings.
and when I attempt a description
in 81 loss for words, and can only
cepe1, Wonderful. wonderful. won.
ieriui." The grounds are natural
beauty spot. and with the addition
of tue buildings. the statues. the
fountains. the lagoon. the cascades.
and AL tho cunning contriyances Of
art. the visit will be one which win
heV-- bC forgotten. even II one should
1ot ~ aside the buildings at all And
then rho inside OF the buildings
buildings covering acres and acres OF
ground aud stretching out for what
sgeemS to- be intcrminable distances
vhe9 these sre oiled with the works
Of naturC OF art. Of science and Oh
'akill fnom every portion OF the known
world who would be so foolish ast
20 migs a.?
would make II compulsory upon
svery parent who. can afford to do so.
The Yale expositor., 1904-03-25
HISTORIC candlcatle.;.

". p. Gannetr Of Providence has q
ti-y silver cand nstick that Is not for
sale Edward Everett gave u. many
years ago. 10 Dansel Webster. II stood
on tho library able M Marshheld,
holding the little wax taper for heat.
ins the sealing wax. Webster s
grandson and namesake gave Il 10
Mir. Gannett
The Yale expositor., 1904-03-25
Goes Sack 20 Native Land.

Rev. Carl Gocdel has resigned tho
rcctorship Of the Mary ]. Drexel home.
Philadelphia charity. he explains
that after ten years In tho United
States he finds himself still "a self.
conscious. convinced Prussian and
German. and that In his view OF the
matter whoever does not want to be-
come an American does not belong
permanently Ia this country"
The Yale expositor., 1904-03-25
WESTERN CANADA HAS
AN EXCELLENT CLIMATE
Tho Saskatchewan Valley Very Highly
Favored.

FaVored.
An interesting feature OF Western
Canada Is its climate. Those who.
have made study OF II speak hlghly
of 70. Tho Canadian Government
Agents are sending out an Atlas, and
nc the same time giving valuable in.
formation concerning railway rates.
etc. 10 those interested IN the country.
As has been said. the climate Is CT
cel,ent. The elevation 81 this part Of
Canada IS about 500 feet above the
sea. about twice that OF the acreage
FOR Minnesota II Is very desirable
altitude. The country has very
aquabis climate taking the seasons
through. The winters arc bright and
tho summers are pleasantly warm. II
r. Stupart. director OF the meteorologi-
,al service for Canada. says:
THE salient features OF the climate
~ the Canadian northwest territories
are a clear. brtcing atmosphere dur
lry the greater part OF the year. and
medium rainfall and snowfall. The
moan tom perature FOR July al Winni-
peg Is Sc. ard Prince Albert 60. The
former temperature Is higher than at
any part az England. and the latter 10
very similar 10 that found In many
parts " the southern countries"
AT FRINGE Albert the average daily
maximum in July Is 70 and the mini
mum e. OWING 70 this high day tenn.
peratu-s with much sunshine. the
crops come to maturity quickly.
Moisture Ia ample IN the Saskatche
wan Va 10y. beng about is inches an
nuany. 70 IL notable that about rs
nor ccn-s of the moisture falls during
the crop months. Thas. Western Can
ada gets rs mEch moisture when IL 10
needed ahd wfch several hours more
sunshlno.iaiIy shan land further south
gets during the growing season. IL IL
not diffclib To- understand why crops
mature quickly and yssld bOuntifully.
Winter ends quickly. sowing Is done
during Agrii and somstimes In March.
Harvest James in August. about the
middle Ty0ioaes. blizzards. dnst and
sand storms are unknown.
The Yale expositor., 1904-03-25
plners Talk by Cable.

At the recent banquet Of the PIE
trims club In London cable commubi,
cation was arranged with Delmoak
cos. New York. where Sir Mortimer
Durand. the British ambassador. was
dining with some friends a telegraph
instrument was placed in each dining
room. friendly greetings being en-
charged ~ Intervals throughout the
sxsAisa
The Yale expositor., 1904-03-25
E.deral LIZ. Innurancr.

The Russian government has elah.
GRATED statutes or general life insur-
ance by the state The business IL
90 no intrusted TO che governmental
savings banks. Az kinds OF policies
will be issued ana the insured will
participate in the Duohts OF the bust
nnaa
The Yale expositor., 1904-03-25
SERVED AS MESSENGER BOY.
Congressman Harewiek ffistaken for
One OF the House PAGES.


Congressman Hardwick. the boyish.
looking man from Georgia. has had
the experience that has befallen other
youthful statesmen. lie was stand.
ing close 10 the speakers desk one day
when one OF the reading clerks. mis-
taking him FOR a page said: Run and
bring me that paper that Is lying on
Gen. GrosVenor's desk" Smiling nj
the clerks error. tho Georgian did rs
requested. Hail an hour later the
chair recognized the gentleman from
Georgia. and TO the surprise and
modification Of the reading clerk. Mr.
Hardwick. the bcardless boy. who
had performed messenger duty n short
time previous. arose and delivered a
long speech on the race problem in the
south.
The Yale expositor., 1904-03-25
week OF two be- Irishman was

In week or two tho freshman was
back az work. The day OF his return.
seeing him at his post. MIR Wright
asked him with smile how he liked
his beef tea
"shure, not a Bit" said the old man
bluntly.
Why" said Mr. Wright. beef tee
is delicious II you heat IL and add q
little salt and pepper"
Well. sor. Il may be good thol
way. said John. But 4 put mill
and sugar 20 lt"-Los Angeles Times
The Yale expositor., 1904-03-25

New York. All are famous compos.
ors and their compositions have the
originality and high merit expected
for such a signal event. The several
pieces viii be played by the many
bands In their musical programs dur
ing tho Exposition. under the direc.
ton of the Bureau OF Music.
The Yale expositor., 1904-03-25
his arm. visited the STICK man one ar.

his arm. visited the STICK man one AZ.
tcrnoon
Here john" he said, are some
dainties have brought you. Here is
some fruit; here r. Jelly: here Is a
tonic. fine for the aged. here Is some
superb beef tea"
Beef tay. is IL, sort" said the old
man. "Shure, an u shud be good.
that beef tay. It's a dhrink OF niver
thrled befure. Oh thank ye. sor. for
all we've brought. but specially Of
thank ye for the folnc beef tay."
The Yale expositor., 1904-03-25
MANY ROYAL visitors Comma.

n all promises are fulfilled. the
United States will have royal visitors
galore next summer So far these
have announced their intention TO
visit the laud Of the free King Leo.
poid OF Belgium. King Menelek OF
Abyssinla. the crown prince 81 Ger.
many. the crown prince OF Sweden
and the crown prince OF China.