The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1904-04-21
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tssef.
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kno~ he ws msrria8.
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Eassrs Ne, shs msds me wish nvssi
there,
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stories he 'ncoa, os sympathy yeu siil
ala worth DC sssrscicn zoe sscitss d balm
Ionah.
He .n tee hsr 10 ever GET 10 The r. I
IL tia sold. suppose he wss siwsvI
~si,isg fot the el.ys,or.
Brgss-- - u wns poor Circuit, eli
Gnss. fa Kseryih.ss wn aefcs ex
csyi ibe celebrated gnismable mAntsiirs
tiger.
May Has abe any ides Of going on n Z
stage Msijnse~-f shouldn't think 80
She 10 snsieui 70 ob,aIn her divorce with.
cot punlicIiy.
gsgslsf- nsekbIlIsg Ia the besetiirs
sn a society. Wsgsies Wei, Why don''
ihe aoclfty women ~esr more clothes ca
their b2ctsY
Buher tloiiaustingiI Your hair
needs cusiits badly, sIr. Customer (lestl.
l)--weli, d1b'l kao~ snyone who can
cut 4 worse tbsu you
Nsbxi-- Why didnt you scream when
be- rgt his arms sround youi Ethel
wsatd ie, but ooulda'i, aud when could
altu'i SAINT 10.
-raelice makes perfect, you know, said
lhs you woman who WAS playing scales
on the plsoo. Yes, answered her father,
wbo does no, love music perfect misery.
.Ys. sir, OF course can prove that
Pfesideet Roosevelt Ia undemocratic. How
do you pfoveil He accepts royalties from
bis books.
emmy what's an encore, auntls 7
Az "A encore 10 when you are asked
% 10 oy the ssme thing agaia. Tommy
Then ny teacher u always encoring me
at !essoas.
-Madge-It Isn't long ago you told me
you'd never again wear any but common
tesse shoes. Dolly--I didn't know then,
M dear, that high heels would be In fash-
Ion sgAin,
Scaryboy's stories are exec dinghy
tiresoue, yet don't mind hearing them II
happen TO f,cl especially gay. Enjoy
them then, do yous No; but = depressAnt
at times Ia very good thing.
sillicuf--D you consider thirteen an
unlucky NUMBER Cynicus-Sure, ! once
knew fellow who had been engaged 10
twelve different girls, but the thirteenth
succeeded In marrying him.
Rev. Pastor--Ms. wakely tells me
they have . great deal Of trouble 10 get
ting their baby to sleep. Mrs. Temple ]
suppose 1t Ia too young to take 10 church.
do you think that there Ia luck In
rabbits foott Not rs much ~ dar ID In .
chickens foot, answered Mr.. Erastus Pink
icy provided de res er de animal 10 At
tached."
Josiah, said Mrs. Chugwater, have you
ever seen a bureau Of informA.ionf Yes.
What does 1t look likei You've seen . II.
bic OF contents, haven't your replied Mr.
Chugwater, somewha. irritably. Well, II
looks like that, only It's larger.
Mrs. Ciosef.t--0h, do give me . new
bonnet, my dear 4, will set all my friends
talking. Mr.. Closen,t- II you're after nc
tofletv why don't you get the old one made
osers That viii make your friends talk
tsice IS much.
Mics Plymouth Rock--The red hat
seems to "a better with my costume. Why
d. YOU urge me to buy the blue one Sales
womsn--rhe blue one mstshes your blood.
Miss Plymouth Rock-You may send the
blue one.
II don't like to sail, she said, positively.
] always get fired Just so that the wind
blows my hair In my eyes. and that's no
fau You come out with me, he said, per- |
sussisely. III FIX you so that the wind
will blow your hair In my eyss instead Ct
yours So she went.
rae question "whst Ia the Monroe |
D3c'rlney' was asked 1t a recent examini
tion 10 England, and three Of the answers |
were; The religion Of America taught
by Or, Monroe on the trAnsmigration Il |
souls = The doctrine that people may be
married several times" "0ne that has to |
do with yacclra ion and smallpox; II WIS
brought out BY Professor Monroe
Nsb,l - What 4 perfectly exquisite
new oBnet, dcares,f Ethcl--0h, I'm 10
elsd you Ike it, WAS 20 afraid you would
not. Are you sure you Ike ~ Mabel
sursG oh, perfectly. always did ado Q
tbs. shape. Why, | had three jast like II
when II was In fashion.
"A certain young man told his girl TIE
oiher night that II she didn't marry him
he'd get rope and hang bimself right In
front - her home, on, please don't do II,
Harry, she ssld, you know father doesn't
wan, you hanging around here.
-Msmms-oh, you bal hoy Where
have you been sll this times Don't you
lhink y.u should be ashamed 70 WORRY
your mother ss The Boy--weil. ma, I'm
Villa to be ashsmed that worried you Il
Icu'ii promise not to tell pa anything that
will worry me.
Young man 70 ciitof = Here Il Z NJ.
lie psm eta psshr,ic nature, sir. / show.
ID II to nv mother and she actually cried
pser II. Eii,or after reading the poem
You say your mother crieds Young
mat Yes, cir. Editor Well, you 70 hon .
Md promise your mother never TO write
my more poetry, and Thick The old lady
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