The San Francisco call., 1904-09-04
MR., DOOLEY ON THE AUTOMOBILE
BY f. 2. DUNNE
80. L. lg.C~I,-. pLU;b. r.
Copyright. 1904, BY Mcclure, Phillips 6 Co.

watch 'Whin did it stop? Last week That's all l
want to hear says the learned Algernon Rox,
this always tmpers justice with mercy an tmpers
mercy with tmper. will not be hard on ye 1t IS
ye'er first ofhnse I will merely sintnce We to be
hanged An let this escape be warnln to ye,
he says.
Such Hinnissy is til happy life an early death v th'
mlyonare with til autymobi Did iver r-rde in wan?
Almost wanst. Wan day heard cry " Kill him. fol-
lowed be shower iv bricks an knew millyonaire
fr a jaunt spin pinch in his autymobill
Who shud til mlyonare be but Hogan? He has
frnd who Fr-rench shower. Th millionaire an his
companyon jus got to me dure yard IN front " IN
excited popylace wint out an canned tn peasanthry
with few wechosen kicks, an Hogan asked me to go
r spin as far as Brighton Park But JUS about
step into proper place in scety along with Jawn
w. Gates til autymobill had convulsyon. heerd
terrific rumbln its nteeryor; 1t groaned an coughed
an thried to jump up til air Something IS WRONG
with yeer irn horse. says /. Hes ct something that
don't agree with him Ye ought to take him TO vet
Come along. says Hogan No. says l. / II not r-ride
no autymobll with tn epizooc Ye ought to be took
up be tn scety fr til PREVENTION " crooy to autymoois
Get out an lead it back to tn barn says l. 4ere
crazy says he. It's all right says he Alley, says hto
the shower. Alley be dam'd' says tn shower. III
ber's eakin' Him an Hogan got down on til sthreet
an got a plumbers blacksmiths an carpenters
outfit put on overalls an wnt ~arruk This is fine
spoor' says l. It's ragal l says. How happy black
smiths helper mus be get dollars day fr ben
an auyrobflst Shut up. says Hogan. firm undher til
car Whin he come out he looked though he'd been
coain liner. It's all ready now says he But It wasn't
TIL shower wint TO til front an turned crank few
bars Wagner followed thin tn autymODll
TIL shower said something in Frrnch be which rec
ognized that he firm til ArOndissemint IN La
Belle Roscommon as mesilf an turned again Th auty-
mobil grOaned an thTembled. Hogan began 10 bounce
on his seat til shower ept into th pulled ve levers
put on tn hard pedal an thin tn soft blew his horn an
rran into an ice wagon. We're off. yells Hogan 'Ye
ar-re' says |. an IS ye'er back tire fr " tn
little earnest wurrukers among tn popylace had been
busy with knife. At this minyit polsman come along
Yere undher arrest. says he. What fr: said Hogan.
'F'r exceedin' tn time limit l timed at sixty miles
an hour fr m Hasted shreet' he says An, says Ho-
gan, 4 timed ye hours in Schwartzmesters sa-
Loom he says. In tn manetme. he says, go an ketch
a thief he says Thin he got down out " til autymo
bill Sullivan he says til shower, take that nsthru
mint iv torture back to til asylum, he says / don't
want be millyonaire he says With yeer Permls-
sion Martin. I'll 60 in. warsh face an raysume me
station as poor but clane citizen. he says
An there We l don't want to pay tin thousan
dollars be onpopylar I'd rather have tn smiles " tn
poor as I walk amongst thin shapey legs
thin rayceive til brckbats " tn circus wagon
attached cook stove. If TO be blacksmith