The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-11-20

well. sir," said MT. Dooley, I'm happy to see how glad ivrybody is about what happened to ye a week ago last Choosdah.
 Much I care what they think, ]" said MT. Hennessy.
 Well, it's a great consolation in be- reavement," said MT. Dooley, Ito know that ye'er sorrow is a soorce iv joy to others. All tn wurruld is glad ye got where ye did. Tn Czar turned a summersault whin he heerd tn news. Tn King iv Italy has not got home since iliction night. Tn pris- idint iv France called on Ginral Por- ther an kissed him fir tn prisidint Tn prisidint iv Colombia Illuminated tn officyal palace an tillygrafted askin' if there was anything Prisi- dint Rosenfelt cud do to him that hadn't been done. Tn German Im- pror sat down an wrote tn followin' cable: Congratulations on yeer ilic- tion as kaiser iv tn well-born Amer ican people. May yeer reign be long an happy. Toum lelix fastumque ba- razza, which is Latin fr Why can't we be frinds?'
 But tn mos enthusyastic enthusy- asm was in England. On hearin' tn glad news on tn Saturdah followin' tn iliction, tn king sint fir Ambassa- dure Choate who came as fast as his hands an knees wud carry him. Ar irwin at Buchin ham palace, his maj esty graciously extended his foot an ordhered him to convey his thanks to his lie subjicks acrost tn sea. Tn English pa-apers almost wint crazy with approval. Says wan iv thim: 'fhaydoor Rosenfelt is not states man in the English sinse. He wud not compare with our Chamberlains or aven Markses. He is of more vul- gar type. Judged be tn English standards, he is a coorse an onculti- vated man. But in America he stands high f'r good taste an larnin' We regard his iliction as a great tri- umph fir tn Anglo-Saxon race. So long as Secretary Hay can restrain his longin to rayturn to his home an' continue to sit on Capt. Rosenfelt's head, tn two countries will be bound together in a way that will double our joys an their sorrows. While lawn Hay, that gr-reatest iv American statesmen an almost good enough fir amy office iv a parochial nature in tl.is counthry, remains in charge iv tn governmint at Wash 'nton, 1t can have our frindship with all that this implies. Afther that we hope to have our tariff again thim in wurrukin' or dher an We won't care. We await re- turns firm tn city iy Texas an th' state iv Ohio, Matsachoosats, befure maxim amy further eommint
 50 ye see, Hinnissy, twas tn An glo-Saxon vote that did it. I see now what tn prisiuInt was up to whin he sint fir Cassidy iv tn Clan-na-Gael. Tn Clan-na-Gael is wan iv tn strongest Anglo-Saxon organyza- tions we have. It's W. ele purpose is to improve Anglo-Saxon civilyzation De ilivatin' it. There's only wan way to do it an that's th' way they do. Tn raison Cassidy an Kelly an Mur- phy an Burke an Shea an all tn boys up an down tn sthreet voted f'r Rosenfelt was because they ar-re Anglo-Saxons. Tn A. O. H., which, iv coorse, ye know names All OF H'En- glishmen, was fir Rosenfelt fir tn same raison. So it was with tn An glo-Saxon turnyereins an sangorfests. Me frind Schwartzmeister down tn sthreet voted f'r Rosenfelt because iv his sthrong feelin' in favor iv cimin- tin tn alliance between tn two na- tions. An he was ilicted, I hear.
 q wondher how he'll threat tn An glo-Saxons firm now on. I'm proud iv bein' a mimber iv that gr-reat race, now that me attintion has been called to it. Gawd bless Anglo-Saxony says I with all me heart. It has made us a free counthry But in handin' around tn medals afther tn victhry, I fain wud see a few pinned to manly coats that were not made in Bond sthreet. Give all tn branches iy that noble herd chance.