Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1904-04-26

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These are the days when all the little
rlvulets obtain recognition.-Pittsburg
Press.
The grand jury is forging to tie front
as the nations paramount Institution
Milwaukee Daily News.
Flour Is going so high that paste dia-
monds may soon be worth more than the
real.-Cincinnati Times-Star.
There is one ambition left to tho bin
ionaire, and that is to be able to trim
his clothes with radium.-Colunbus Dis
patch.
1t seems now that Congress and the
postal department both live in glass
houses and 10th throw stones-Atlanta
Journal
The publication of St. Louis politics is
not only an iridescent dream, but a hor-
ribly fictitious nightmare-St. Louis
Globe Democrat.
j. D. Rockefeller says that golf has
made him feel twenty years younger.
Promising for Chicago University.
Louis Republic.
1t is Low generally believed that next
10 Ono, Satsuma, Japan, is the great
est breeder of great men on earth.-Cia-
cnnati Times-Star,
Proof readers wirh working kncwl-
edge OF the RUSSIAN language should
command high salaries from now on
Boston Transcript
Baltimore young man claims to be
able to talk 65,040 words an hour His
political debut cannot be long postponed.
Washington Post.
The Democracy is taking so much time
In developing a candidate that he ought
to be fine specimen when he material
izes.-W ashington Star.
The New England undertaken who ad-
vertises himself as a "mortician" is try
Ing to put the English language under
ground, too.-Philadelphia Ledger.
European editors continue to sheer at
the Monroe doctrine, and European gov
ernments continue to treat it with the ut
most respect.-Kansas City Journal.
The rise in the price Of camphor balls
is regrettable, of course. but the high ball
remains serenely perched on the usual
price.-Cincinnati Commercial Tribune.
A Harvard professor declares that
football is breaking up study. Hereto
fore ii has been content to break up
and mutilate students. Washington
Post
The man in Cleveland, Ohio, who has
been eating match heads would be in a
sad fix if they should obey the tendency
Of the times, and strike!-St. Louis
World.
What next after great fnancier pro-
ceeds in court against his wife's brother
for alternating no wife's affections? This
ought to approximate the linit.--Boston
Herald.
Secretary Taft says 1t will be many
years before the Filipinos Sill be fit for
self-government. Sometimes we might
envy the Filipinos.-St. Louis Globe
Democrat.
Bunau-Varilla says the building OF the
canal will take seven years; but Uncle
Sam and Jean Crapaud are somewhat
different when 1t comes to doing business.
Washington Times.
The INSTRUMENTATION Gewerbe-
yerein" of Austria is coming TO the
WOi1u IdlT- Inc bureau
will have a special clerk during the visit;
st. Louis Republic.
Aha! now we know why Uncle Andy
Carnegie has been so eager to give away
his money. 1t has BEEN discovered that
all money has bacillus staphylococeus on
it.-Augusta Chronicle.
Korea has recognized Panama, but il
is greatly feared that Panama will be
unable to recognize Korea after the wlr-
ring powers retire from her territory
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
A Swiss gentleman says that ae has
an electrical instrument that co1ld kill
OF an army at one shock. Che man
must he an opponent of the pension sys-
tenn Topeka State Journal
The reduction of half a cent a gallon
in the price OF refined oils must be a
great blow to the hopes of President
Harper to make it really great uni
versity. indianapolis News.
1t is stated that prominent women in
New York have formed guild for solv-
ing the servant girl problem. But the
servant girl is not a problem, she Is 4
riddle.-Philadelph Evening Item.