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The Rich Hill tribune., 1904-03-24
SPOILED THE DAYS SPORT.
Westefn Hunt Followed . Coyote,
Which . chinanan Killed.

western Hunt FoiioHeo Soyotes
Which . chinansn Killed.
Foxes are few at BurlinEame. a
fashionable resort in California, and
following q dead aniseed bag on live
horses has become rather tame sport;
50 when the word was whispered re
Gently that a live coyote tprice &350)
had been secured. there was great
Joy, much brushing Of pink coats and
yiEorous polishing Of horns.
The chase came near being a fall
ure on account OF the coyotes iEnor-
ance of his duties. Instead OF run
ning. he sat stiu and looked friendly
and puzzled.
Noises Of various kinds were made,
and when the coyote at last decided
10 move he proved himself q descend
ant Of the animal Mark Twain made
famous When he had a good start
the hunt followed
The chase was hard. and the tri-
umph stolen The coyote. thoroughly
enjoying the sport. was peacefully
loping across the San Mateo land
scape. In advance OF the hounds
where be vas seen by a Chinese cook
There Is a Chinese superstition
that the flesh OF wild animals makes
one brave. so this cook obtained Z
gun and slew the beast Just as ths
hunters we're becoming excited oyei
who would be In al the death"
They were all there. and theil
wrath was such that the Chinese fel
the need Of a couraEe-inspiring COY
Ote steak az once --Argonaut
The Rich Hill tribune., 1904-03-24

martyrs ue awaited or face gsskea
ssaerzis roe aiotE ia frout & o1s
lines. hoarirhed trelf fags aE5 -
tired; Ysnkes feconroitesN ro1e 70 %
kiIia. rscCEnGilefed a1t ro1s 1oEa
sgzlns YaHkss ak.rntsherz sxpen1es
much strategy 81 eec1rfng safs pcsi-
tons snf desperately held fkeE-
Those valiant sefszters were trswr
~ IN formidable lines sstsrm1ss1 %
Do or ny-' We ansIiy ssE Cur ehAnce
moved on and reached camp o. JaG.
6. 1854. with twelve thg1aznt ezttle
and al ths OthsE EsDBlies thst Ee Ase
captured iH Cur rzs1s- Sew XorA
Tribune.
The Rich Hill tribune., 1904-03-24
"A SERIOUS CASE
ceByTsAiaa i'as - TAs AstAor, rusil.Ai-s oo-ps-,

mo doubt you served him right"
In the same grave voice. while q smile
lurked about the corners OF Ben's
mouth But here we are. Miss Blake
ley. Shall I assist youg"
Placing her hand In his. Jennie tim
idly found a seat In the boats stern.
Ben pushed on and took up the oars.
AT FIRST the tiny vessel rocked terribly.
and she held on with both hands. But
soon came smoother sailing. and her
timIdity vanished 20 such an extent
that she trailed her fingers over the
eide as they glided out upon the placid
stream. Ben. bending to the OARS. re-
malned silent At last the lady. cast
The Rich Hill tribune., 1904-03-24

casus iet uV read tha Book ~ Houra
Illuminated ~ hir hand
NNha taught the waves thefr sara band
n ha prompts the thruHhos. shuts the
noWEra
Hu sends The Wind Into the Frass
And irads the man and maid tH meet
tla treaas the storm with nro-shad feet
And AZ his nod tho clouds amass.
To use he gave sNift hand ana eye.
Maaa flowers and faces Eond o. loves
Sait go. and take your sos hcfcof
And I shall call yoa ~ and by"
So love. prepare NE. iawly wise,
uy spelling out his ErauaEurs here.
That day his Presence a. receive.
Ncr stand az gaze in paradise.
-l'hrisiian Gauss in the Century.
The Rich Hill tribune., 1904-03-24
DocroR DO ~.


Fed a phFssclAa haek 10 aeaiss saA
~ gnins ar experiences thaS he cas-
sc 70 eeneat oshers. FoE thta rsasoa
1Eape Sats tao& - daily reuc1sasee-
"a % patieets - ksaare1s q payal
eians vho have eurea themselves ot
stomach tFoehie one docsof says;
-AithceEA . phTstciaa ana tFgis8 -
AiG asa assist ny fsiiou bsinEs 10 ea-
soy SOD AealiA Il nasi - a1ail1es2
{ tor2sxiy dla Hot sGtof tAe eest -
kealth nyssf n gAarAEg. tsss. I
saly 4ekkAe9 rs poa2ta. Al taia
uze ! "a nfiaE n tea oAio valley
asa hexAn C tsfnk l lad aoogt aaan
~ hsst eAys oas tay asosl > yeeFs
aro k4t Aa epporsaaigy . ~ 0faae-
Mats foa& Ar @y ereakfEst hkea
Il - vel tAat I ate thres teAsPeon-
fsis thres tines q tsE ant have res
dairy ISL Il ~ % l4e grssent tine.
kn3 l noW seiEA tS& = gAsa e -
poaaas and eaioy tie ssss ~ healsa-
Mex cnly has GfAQe MIA G&ee
tAis wonderfal change n ne eut
ghroggh L I have helPad ny frie14s.
rslalises ana pasieets Tke sustsin-
las souer q tAis foo1 i sia9iy wa
asrtol
Z have Oae patient whe q a SEQ
t.on hAp9 On ne c. Z .. n a. We
eats notkiuE b he nornlng b1t toar
,ahlaspooafals * Grsps. Mats And yst
toes his very hArd vofk ~ - lanch
tina anf enklys ne Nat q h1allA
ara EgreREth
= ccala nAns a great many eases
uke this and / stfl prescribe Grape.
Swts IN ny practise eyery day,- Name
sissa ~ Fosenn O.. Battle CrecAs
hlcA
Asa any raysician aocct tha Eciear
iec pEsaciples o. whleh Grepe Nata
teo1 = u1see. Vel, ten pea taa friar
csples are peFtecl
Fhea . ia dASs' trial prOges thas
ne princlples aEe carried oet n lhs
foo1 trail ne Eood * the graias ~
treated that aayone ean diSeat Il sli''l
sAo~a ~ seaeued phyaieal sgsa8tA
kat hgaia energy.
-Khores . reaaon-
I.snk h each pas fur tas iamo1a
nkis boek. ~rAa Read = WeotelA~
The Rich Hill tribune., 1904-03-24
ID. - 9. 90. Ensamemsnl.

Al a EcctloE ~ ne E,nccutire CQ,e,
astsee - sho Natioeal cceacil 81 Al
minksrstton. held IN nsstoa. The date
for ne assemhlirE q ne thirty-elSegh
r4tioeal szcanpmeat of tAe q. A. r.
uas axc1 for ihe usek bSEinni2E Moa.
tSy. AaEoss rs. 1854 TIE annaai -.
rs4e IN coaaessioa witA the Naisseal
Eocamrne1t eiii ocear r1estay. ANS
ast ik. Tke Business sessions q the
cnoAnpDent vi1 begia % We1nes
tss. Auerst IL. Nailoaal heaeQuar,
ters aurlor tte aeek of the Naiicusi
Encampnsat sili - Al the Hotel Vea
toze. nestca.
The Rich Hill tribune., 1904-03-24

Thn-r = --I-s razarFa - sas asrs1 = ~ szrrrrF
49, Eft9f 1s1tsls - leelIFr lzlt 1dl1 tls
- rtzss l15assE - - 1EsEtE1s Fra Er1Ar
rnlF Felfl rlfzrI - lIlI-Iafl q fal.T aal
tctsr0s Ll1a g1sFez rllErt1 - rlI.l e.
49, Ea1 llfra-FF lHTlHllIlt1l..
ca Il.lial-s lla - ~ eszIrlrl'IlEl fll.H
- u1fheE . y -HEEE l1ss1laT a laaea fFasI lt
80 sl11lt al-rttss ~ -1f EFF1s11 Efr 1laT alIE
1lzt-sE 1-EE-H - So EEaa g t1rE - sErEs Aszt
- rT-1 ~ i1'l
Aaess = cEEyEI ca Iaaaes e4za-
-ll ~ laTrrr1rer ~
The Rich Hill tribune., 1904-03-24

Esszsy Plas aass sss2t ye1,n ut sar
tzrs.
Rszry souse q ps1szeY 81 E4m-
zoa1sp1rs. y. r. szga. F1r sK-f
years ssssrsE co1Efs.f aE.sT t-sz
kisasF oazpsalrt en6zrez -
Eoru1 trrrare fruz Ersgss aza -
ksSreT aeeresl1ns uers excessive az3
o1zfalze5 sez5wezt IKE sricE tEst
had % - n-t q - n-11 - 8.
twe-fy tlzes a zisE4 az6 tts SoHs rf
t1esr Enrs E.e og-- fa1res11z ez-as
O. Ezt the fis1rszs ARR sElaE gEs
ter-f51e- EuzzE K11zsT RlsS eTsc1sz
. eszpleta an AAs11E cEre. Hrt zf-zr
TIE aT-pfozE q ktfEsT 1r111ts Hssa
Eezs ny EsoEsEE taRE1 10 u1rE -
4 nsozz TE5s lzzlzE cs-s. ssss-
c1zllg - a ssrs1z q H sgs. Sr9gsa -
Erszt rs1ss q E1E-'E EitrsT PZB
z1rs egzrfEcszEfF tszz eozz ang
Norts q Ei-s
LsoaE's E,i1zsT FszE s1lf - A. frzs.
EsEss prsos g cezsx per ssE. a. zazE
Il O. rsossDE q rrios - F11zer ~
bzr. Co BEsalo. y. r Wra1s ssE
tTes trial
The Rich Hill tribune., 1904-03-24

Three guests from the city were
Willing away summers heated time
~ the Wilmoth homestead. They we're
Lascar. son Of the host. who had early
gone 20 the metropolis. taken up law
studies. and was now a rising prseti-
toner before the bar: Benjamin Ham
mond, a student friend, and Miss Jen-
ME Blakeley.
The latter had been given, by doting
and capable parents. every advantage
along the line In which she exhibited
decided taste and talent-painting-
and was now making collection Of
country sketches Tor future use In her
studio.
Mr.. Hammond reclined drowsily In
q seat From half closed lids was seen
She rivers shimmering bosom, and 20
his cars came the sound Of approach
ing wheels. He stirred Euficlcntly 20
behold a carriage stop At the gate,
smiled, then returned 90 his done.
Iascar Wnmoth and Miss Blakeley
had been 60 the adjacent village. Evi-
IDENTIFY something there Iauspirod 10
strain the appearance OF friendship.
40 AAN ANNhttftata AfdaAtAt NAtA ass
20 the ground. His extended hand
was but lightly touched by the lady
as she allEhted. and her dark eyes
wcro nxed unswervingly ahead when
che walked away. Tho gentleman's
brown CRIBS danced with the very de-
mon % mischief, and his lips twitehed.
But he did not dare laugh-graelous,
moi The situation was entirely too Sc
rions FOR that.
Ten minutes later Mr.. Hammond
was startled by slap on his shoulder.
Z require your assistance. Ben. p
said Lascar. sliding down into the sea,
beside him.
Ben yAWned drowHily. and replied.
ITS always on tap for you. old fel
low. Want mo 60 ask the girly'
Worse than that" and LascaT
laughed until the other smiled. You've
Eot to help develop the minor points OF
a plot. then carry i out"
When lawyer and college student
put their heads together something Il
bound 70 result.
while they yet oonversed a femsi,
figure emerged from the house Hei
1.-THE form was bewitchinEly attired n
dress Of pale blue. and on her heas
was 4 broad sunshade.
Mr. Hammond arose and Wake,
away. Lascar called sitter him;
Take the one painted red. Will
black belt"
"yes." she said. as Ben unlocked th'
boat and showed Il down 80 she eoul'
step In: Il called NiF. wlimoth a COW
ard. and think he deserved A."
"LAseaF has beer an acqsalntane
of mine for a long time and I neye
thought that of hin" was the gray
reply.
"oh. Il sometimes takes Ycara q
Ind one out lie Vas provoked AZ M
for what I said, ! guess, for he Hushc
The Rich Hill tribune., 1904-03-24

yapznezs settlers are feE % rtee.
ssIfes e.. srse1 seawes5 ard psekls1
rluus-R eiet tAas e aI-ost uElrerszi
in 1sP&n. excspt 81 tie nzvT. uhers
rztio-s q EszE ars served. SoldSers
are 1EioWs5 Eeat Nhea o. cazp1lEzz.
bst rarely e4z t.
The Rich Hill tribune., 1904-03-24

Fozr persons died and several were
nAas critically 10 Ns . Consequence
u eating food suppliee b q oookery
school sttasses 70 tAs Grsn1 paeasss
Alice IzEtitute for W01oz az DArz-
Esnet
The Rich Hill tribune., 1904-03-24

VASE Lezdsa is steadily growing.
he p0puiaticn q The city ts COS
stantiy decreasing II 1sgf 4 usa
f7ooe: to-day & Is sce12 SeArlY
ile09 q It's buneizrs are ngt inhaalte9
a. night
The Rich Hill tribune., 1904-03-24
s~sli Fsllurs. % ,ss Mi.-hief.

Wanting ambition uafcs ~ forget
tAe fAct tAss We also have q tew srnall
,kizgs 70 Jump over eesase -e eaa
arrive + Is ths ssuzhlizg over tHess
tkaf soakes fsr fagfura
The Rich Hill tribune., 1904-03-24
Mr wEsrERN LAND.

Great Western Land whose mighty
breast
Between two oceans nnds ns rect
HpEirt hF storms on either eide,
Ana WnHhed hy strung Pacific tide
The kn0aledne % thy wondroua birth
Gave balance 90 The rounded earth.
tn fta uf darkness thou didat stand
Now. nrst in light. my Western Land
in thee the olive and the vine
Unite with htmiock and with pine
lu pufest white the Southern rose
bppoatH the sFaiiraa Northern SHOWS.
Around the a0ne a 6eit of malAe
knl0iccs IN tie suns hot rays.
And al that Nature could command
She heaped on thee. my Western Lana
Great Western Land. whose touch makes
free
Advance 60 perfect liberty.
Till right shall make thy SOW reign might.
And every wrong BE- crushed from sight.
Behold shy day. thy time o. here;
Thy people great with naught 10 felr.
God hold thee in his strong right hand.
Ny Neii-heioved Western Lard.
Caroline Hazard In Home Mission Nag
AEinF,
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1904-04-15
APHORiSMS.

We may mend our faults al easily
as cover them.-Dilwyn-
Nothing is so great an instance of
ill-manners as f1attery.-Fielding.
No man is so Insignificant as to be
sure his example can do no hurt
Lord Clarendon.
A propensity to hope and Joy is real
riches; one to fear and sorrow, real
poverty.-Hume.
There is no dispute managed with
out passion; and yet there is scarce a
dispute worth a passion.-Sherlock.
Gaiety is not proof that the heart
is at ease, for often in the midst of
laughter the heart is sad.-De Genlis.
Only they who are gossiped about
gossip. Intelligent people talk of
things; ignorant people Of their neigh
bors.-Colton.
If we did but know how little some
people enjoy the great things they
possess there would not be much envy
in the world.-Young.
Contentment is pearl of great price,
and whoever procures it at the ex-
pense of ten thousand desires. makes a
wise and happy purchase.-Balguy.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1904-04-15
Swearing Spoils Horses.

A well-known owner Of race horses,
not at all a sentimental person, re-
Gently made an order forbidding his
employees to talk in loud tones or to
swear in the stable. 81 have never
yet seen a good hammered horse" he
says, that was being sworn at all
the time. 1t hurts the feelings of
sensitive horse, and. I'll keep my word
good to discharge any man in my
employ if 1 catch him swearing with
in the hearing of any horse in this
stable"
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1904-04-15
IT WAS JAPAN'S OLD TRICK

Torpedoes Won the First Battle from
Chinese in 1894.
The first battle of the Chinese-Japa-
the harbor of Asan, on the west coast
of Korea, south of Chemulpo, the
scene of the destruction recently of
two Russian warships by Japanese
fleet. In the battle Of Asan the Japa-
nese sunk an English transport, Kow
Shing, with LOO Chinese soldiers on
board. There had been no declaratio
of war.
The Japanese commanders recog-
nized the English flag and requested
that the English commanders leave
his vessel. The Chinese officers for
bade them doing so under penalty of
death. The japanese sent officers to
the ship and repeated the demand and
then began firing. Captain Gals
worthy and his officers leaped over
board to swim to the Japanese cruiser.
The Chinese treacherously fired upon
the Englishmen. The Japanese open
ed with their broadside battery and
machine guns. The missiles swept the
decks Of the transport. The Japanese
then fired two torpedoos, both of
which struck and exploded. The
transports PROV rose, its stern went
down and almost Immediately the YES
sci sank.
The Chinese fought the guns until
the vessel went down. The shots were
aimed too high to damage the Japa-
nese. Some were fired directly at the
struggling Chinese soldiers in the wa
ter, the gunners saying that they
would all die together. The boats of
the transport in which scores of SOL
diers and officers were trying to es-
cape, were sunk by the japanese. The
Kow Shing was conveyed by the Chi
Yuen and the Kootsu. Both vessels
engaged the japanese. The fight con-
tinued more than an hour, when the
Chi Yuen raised the white flag The
preached. Suddenly the Chi Yuen dis
charged torpedoes and began the fight
again. The torpedoes did no damage.
The fight ragged more hotly than be-
fore, until the Chi Yuen turned and
ran. The japanese cruiser chased the
Chinese, but failed to capture her.
The Kootsu tried to escape, but ran
aground and was captured
On the same day the Japanese
cruiser Yoshino fought the Chinese
Chih Yuen and consort So Keang at
sea. 1ue Chinese were disabled, but
fought stubbornly and would have
captured the Japanese vessel had not
relief appeared. The Chih Yuen was
able to escape to Waiheiwei. The So
Keang was captured.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1904-04-15
Essence OF Orange Leaves.

One of the remarkable industries of
Paraguay is the preparation of the es-
sence of orange leaves. More than $50
years ago the Jesuit priests. who then
ruled that secluded country, imported
orange seeds and planted groves, which
have now become immense forests,
filed with small blishments for ex-
tracing the essence, which is exported
to France and the United States for
use in soap and perfumery making. 1t
is also employed by the natives in
Paraguay as healing ointment and a
hair tonic.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1904-04-15
A Practical Puzzle.


There is still something for the hus-
band and,father to do aboard the fam
lily ship. Mr.. Glidingberry, who figures
in dialogue in Judge, understood his
duty.
''Yes, SIR" Mr.. Glidingberry said
proudly to the newcomer in town, Il
guess I've got one of the intellectualest
families in these parts-always taking
up with something that calls for the
exercise of the mental powers to the
utmost
'Is that so?" politely murmured the
newcomer.
Yes. Now, there's mother. She's
upstairs this morning with a set O.
newspaper puzzle pictures. If she
solves 'em, and writes a good serial
story to go along with 'em, she gets
two dollars. And my daughter Lizzie
is covering thesdinin' room floor with
sheets O. paper that she's been figuring
on, trying to find out how old Ann is.
Henry, he's trying to cut down the
time record on the pigs-in-clover puz-
z1e And Jim-that's Jim over by the
fence-he's studying up a new way to
work the fifteen puzzle. He's worked
on it for three years now, and thinks
he's pretty near got it,
But you," inquired the new citizen.
what problem are you devoted to?'
'Who-me? My problem?' repeated
Mr.. Glidingberry. "Oh, l work out
the problem of keeping the family to-
gether."
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1904-04-15
How'S This?

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for
any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by
Halls Catarrh Cure.
F. j. CHENEY & CO., Props, Toledo, o.
We, the undersigned. have known F. j.
Cheney for the last Is years, and believe him
perfectly honorable in all business transac-
tions and financially able to carry out any OBJ
legations made by their firm.
WEST e. TRUAx, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, o.
WALDING, KINNAN & MARVIN, Wholesale Drug
gists, Toledo, o.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally, act
ing directly upon the blood and mucous sur
faces of the system. Price 75c. per bottle.
Sold by all Druggists. Testimonials free.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1904-04-15
Many Hands Make Light Work

Tourist Tin Utah)-Polygamy il NO
longer practiced, l am told.
Ex-Mormon (dejectedly)-No,a and it's
a shame. Only one wife! What good is
one wife? Just trial, that's all.
"How so?
"Everything 10 at skies and sevens.
Nothing ever done. Buttons off, meals
half cooked-everything wrong. In the
good old days we had one wife to sew
on buttons, another to darn stockings,
another to boss the servants, another to
do the shopping, and another to attend
to the duties of society. A man had
some comfort then"
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1904-04-15
RHEUMATISM
AN INDESCRlBABLE TORTURE

Rheumatism sometimes suddenly it doesn't
it disease accidental
takes time for it develop and the before
The blood the first of attack and
acids pains then dstr
settle joints muscles and and when the system in this
condition exciting like night
damp chilly cod bleak winds of winter
sumbering poisons bring Rheumatism. The severity
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1904-04-15

Jeering produces fearing only in the
fool.
The church is not a penny savings
bank
Prayer for others leads to care for
others.
His providence is oft to prove His
people.
Success at the price of the soul is
failure
Without eternity life is an eternal
enigma.
A dry sermon is good thing to
choke on.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1904-04-15

quantity of acrid matter in the
joints and muscles. Some peo-
pie are almost helpless from the
first, while others have occa-
siona1 spells or are uncomforta-
BILE, restless, nervous and half
sick all the time from the
nagging aches and pains. Rheu-
matism is a disagreeable COM
panion even in its mildest form.
It grows worse as we grow older,
and frequently stihens the joints,
draws the muscles out of shape
and breaks down the nervous
system. A disease that origin
ates in the blood, as Rheumatism
does, cannot be cured with ex-
terna1 remedies like liniments al
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1904-04-15
Strong and Vigorous at the Age OF
Eighty-Eight.
Rev. J. N. Parker, Utica, N. J

Rev. J. N. Parker, Utica, N. Y,
writes:
''In June, 1901, lost my sense of
hearing entirely. My hearing had been
somewhat impaired for several years,
but not so much affected but that
could hold converse with my friends;
but in June, 1901, my sense of hearing
left me so that could hear no sound
whatever. I was also troubled with
rheumatic pains in my limbs. I COM
menced taking Peruna and now my
hearing is restored as good as it was
prior to June. 1901. Ny rheumatic
pains are all gone. I cannot speak too
highly of Peruna, and now when 88
The spring is the best time to
every spring. The system is rejuvena
medicines more effective. A short col
air of spring, will cure old, stubborn CT
ment for years. Everybody should hi
on catarrh. Address the Peruna Medi
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1904-04-15
.keeley LIQUOR MoRPHlNE-TosAccoI /
NMr0 HABITS PERMANENTLY cuREDi
FOR FULL PARTICULARS -
AoeaGss Iat atKEElEfiksTTUTE: ORE.
Sneet Little linn.

The other day at a rural railway
station a colored mother who was
waiting for her child exclaimed, as the
train:
'Lawd bless his honey
Amt he de blackest, sweetest little
Satan dat ever you did see?-Atlanta
Constitution.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1904-04-15
In CHICAGO.

Mrs. Porkchops-That Mrs. Grain
pit is trying to introduce some new
tangled ideas in society.
Porkchops-What's the matter with
her now?
Mrs. Porkchops-Why, she says it's
no longer good form to take stran-
gers to see the abbatoir.-Puck.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1904-04-15
Detachable Feet.

''That new saleslady," said the
blonde at the ribbon counter, ''has false
hair and teeth
"Yes," replied the brunette who con.
sionally, "and it seems that's not the
only thing. I heard her complaining
that she hadn't had chance to get of
her feet all day."-Philadelph Press.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1904-04-15

For forty years Piso's Cure for Con-
sumption has cured coughs and colds. At
druggists. Price 25 cents.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1904-04-15

We will admit that we would rather
live where they rubber at f1ocks of wild
geese than at twelve-story buildings.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1904-04-15

Mothers will find Mrs. Winslows's Soothing
Syrup the best remedy to use for their children
during the teething period.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1904-04-15

HE devils assault
is our assurance.
Good looks do
not make good
lives.
Boys are the
stuff of which
men are made.
No mans con-
version stops with
himself.
God has some
blessing to heal
every bane.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1904-04-15
As Others See Us.

Chapperton-Me fwiend Sapleigh is
aw-sewiously ill, doncher know.
Miss Caustique-What's the trouble.
Chapperton- -The-aw-doctah says
he has conclusion of the bwain.
Miss Caustique-Indeed! Did he ac-
cidentally bump his head against a cob
WEBB
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1904-04-15
TRUMPET CALLS.

Han's Horn 9ounds q Warnin4 Nots
to the Unredeemed.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1904-04-15

During leap year every eligible
young man should be equipped with
chaperon.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1904-04-15

RHEUMATISM IN ELBOWS, WRISTS
AND KNEES.
Urbana, Ohio, Aug. IS, 1908.
Last winter had a severe attack Of
elbow, and from there to my wrists; the
right wrist was the worse. It became
swollen and extremely painful. My left
knee joint was the next place to be at.
tackled. It became swollen and Of course
painful. The next point to be affected
much trouble. was barely able to get
about for some time. I was under treat
ment OF q physician for awhile, but get
taking it for some time was entirely
relieved Of the Rheumatism. All swelling 8
and soreness disappeared. I consider
g. 8. 8. an excellent remedy for Rheuma-
tism and all troubles having their origin
in the blood.
GRIFFITH KELLY.
4OS Bloomfield Ave.