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The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-09-03
VALLEY VILLAGES
New System Completed. Party
at Crompton-. -.Othar Notes Of
Interest to VaIleylt0s.

The work OF installing the new system
for the fire alarm system at Arctic Center
and CenterviIle was completed yester-
day and the new system is now In work.
ing order. The system has been In
stalled by the George stephens Co, OF
Boston, and the work has occupied sew
eral weeks time. The gong upon the
outside OF the No. hose house at Gen.
terville has been removed and Is now
on the inside OF the building The gong
has been out OF order for several months
and IN no win a position where Il II out
OF the weather. II is hoped that the
new system viii give better service than
the old one did for the past several
months at least and IL In thought that
Il will. The new apparatus which Is In
the No. ] hose house cost about t400 and
the installation OF II cost even more.
PARTY AT CRoMPToN
Yesterday afternoon at ths home OF Miss
Annie Lfvsey OF Crompton birthday
party was held In honor OF the anniver-
sary OF the birthday OF little Flora Pierce.
The little guests numbered about n score
and the afternoon was pleasantly passed
IN playing games and IN the enjoying OF
romps about the place. Late IN the af-
ternoon refreshments were served and
later the guests resumed their games
until early I'm the evening. The hostess
received many appropriate gifts from the
guests and these viii servo 10 be re-
fninders Of happy event for long time
10 come.
VILLAGE HAPPENINGS.
The band concert which was given at
the square az Arctic Center last evening
was well attended and all expressed
themselves as being well pleased with the
program rendered by the band which
also included several solos by different
members. A man who claimed 10 be n
part ~ stranded circus was In the
crowd and gave an exhibition % a num-
ber % feats. after which he passed his
hat around and received n soodly sum
The services at the Riyerpoint Congre-
gational church tomorrow will be re-
sumed. Rev. Mr.. johnson from Provi-
dence Will occupy the pulpit IN the morn
'ns and the Christian Endeavor meeting
viii be held Ga usual
Rev. Horace +. Brown. pastor of the
Phenix Baptist church. returned yester-
day from HE annual vacation IN New
Hampshire snd viii resume hts duties
NJ the church tomorrow
The regular SERVICES will be resumed
at the PheniV NJ y. church tomorrow
after being omitted during the month Of
August
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-09-03
PAWTUCKET.

Mayor Higgins has called a special
meeting OF the board Of aldermen for next
Tuesday afternoon. The main purpose
OF the meeting is TO canvass the voting
lists
Edward MoGovsrn Of Providence mar
rowly escaped serious INJURY last evening.
He was on a Pawtucket avanue car at the
corner OF East and Pawtueket avenues
when he either fell or was thrown from
the car. Tor a good while he was very
lsme and sore, but eventually managed
TO take car for home.
Last evenins the formal opening OF
Childs Business college In the new quar-
te's IN the slater Trust Company build
Ing took place. The exercises were we'll
carried out and well attended
Providence peddler. named Edward
Iague, came TO this city yesterday with
an outnt owned by James Carney of
Providence. There were several barrels
Of apples IN the wagon Mr. Taeue ief,
the whole business on Railroad avenue in
charge OF helper. on Tesue's return
everything. Including the helper. wa,
missing.
Final arrangements for the great eele
brstion were made AZ Che Labor day con
vention last evening Every detail 10,
getting folks 70 Crescent Park has beer
attended 90.
Yesterday morning from ST. Mary
church took place the funeral OF Mis-,
Annie Louise McCready. a large mum
ber OF friends OF the deceased paid ~,
last tribute Of respect IN her memory
There were many beautiful norai tributes
Including one from the Young Men.
Catholic association.
The Veteran nremen held n bushes.
meeting last evening No definite action
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-09-03
PARK THEATRE.

Another strong attraction will be given
next week At the Park theatre in Her
Marriage Vow" which has never before
been seen in this city at such low prices.
although the company Is said to be fully
equal TO that which last season gave the
play at another house
The play Is from the pen Of that popular
author owen Davis. and embcdies a love
story I'm which the interest Is heightened
by the violent contrast % the social con-
ditions or those concerned in IT, The au-
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-09-03
IMPERIAL THEATRE.

An event Of unusual interest in local
theatrical history will be the opening on
Monday of the Imperial theatre by a
stock company headed by Malcolm VIII
llams and Miss Florence Reed. The mem
bers Of the company we're selected by
Mr.. williams. an actor OF long and va
ried experience. and 70 Is stated that he
has been successful IN following Col. Wen
deischarfer's instructions TO engage ar
lists who have made excellent reputa
tions In stock work. the coioners idea
being that good plays like The Liars"
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-09-03
EAST PROVIDENCE
Judd Used Mrs. Cushlng's Lawn
for Party..Is MuIctGd by Court.
Burns Was Not in Court to
Answer tho Lawrence Case.

East Providence branch Of The News is
at 1 Taunton avenue. Telephone uH-z'
East Providence.
On a beautiful moonlight evening
early In the summer Patrick Judd decided
TO hold a lawn party, and as he had no
lawn upon which he paid taxes came to
the conclusion that any old lawn would
do. SO he selected that OF Mrs. Alice
NJ. Cushing
Mrs Cushing objected. but for the time
being her objections were over-ruled by
Judd.
The case came UP In the Seventh dis
triot court this morning and Judge Bliss
thought so long as Mrs. Gushing did not
want the party held on her lawn, that
Judd should give her about $40 and so
ruled. Mr. Judd evidently thought that
this amount cut In a little too heavy on
the receipts OF the said lawn party. for
he entered an appeal.
HAD GOOD COUNSEL.
At the session OF the Seventh district
court yesterday the case brought by VIII
liam A. Lawrence, whose olubroon was
ratded some time ago, and whose liquors
were ordered destroyed by the court,
against william Burns. caIno up. Law
renee claimed that Burns owed him some
thing like So and as Burns was not in
court the case went against him. The
town solicitor, Harmon s. Babcock, was
In court 10 look out for the interests OF
Lawrence.
MINOR MENTION.
The carriage in which Mr.. James Rus
sell OF this place and Mrs. Reed of Re
hoboth were riding In last Sunday and
was struck by an automobile owned by
n. J. Gross and was being run by Mrs.
Gross went through tho square this morn
Ing In an express wagon on the way TO a
repair shop. An account OF the accident
was given in this column last Monday,
but IL is reported that Mrs Reed is more
seriously Injured than was at hrst
thought.
At the meeting OF watchemoke Tribe
OF Red Men last evening one candidate
was given the adoption degree. Under
the head OF the good of the order remarks
wore made by Past Great sachem Charles
l.. Budlong. Past Sachens lowell and
Gottsohaik. The hunters degree will DO
conferred at the next meeting.
Mr. and Mrs. Bromley gave a lawn
party at thoiy residence on Walnut street
last evening In honor Of their son Harold.
The spacious lawn was profusely doc
grated with lanterns ana flowers. During
the evening substantial supper was
served
Captain Pritohard returned from 10
days trip down the bay with a party OF
gentlemen. The trip was made on tho
famous sloop Lone Hand"
Tob,n's block In being handsomely deo-
grated for Labor day.
William Pescival and a dozen or more
friends will leave for a fishing trip at
midnight and will be gone until late Sun
day evening. They are going 10 Newport
for founders.
Benjamin +. Pierce, the well known
society man, and wife. are spending a few
days at Cuttyhunk
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-09-03

the labor problem has been adequately
dealt with. the side taken being that OF
the union worker and the virtues OF MEM
bership In n labor union being strikingly
and pieasinely exemplifed. The play will
be given by a clever company end will
be beautifully mounted There will be a
special matinee on Monday Labor day IN
addition to the usual ones on Tuesday.
Thursday and Saturday. Shadows OF a
Great City" will follow.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-09-03

Items of news can be left at Goffs res
taurant on Bullock's Point avenue and
they will receive prompt attention and
publication.
An old man named Cole and his wife.
who during the summer season have man
aged 10 exc out livelihood at what is
known as Clam alley" between Camp
White ana Crescent Park. by selling lem
ionsdc, oahes, etc, were robbed yesterday
afternoon Of ~ Mr.. Cole. who has but
one arm, goes about the vicinity peddliug
and his VIE attends TO the little booth.
behind which Is picket fence. On tho
Camp White side OF the fence is a
clurnp OF bushes which forms a sort OF
a back ground for the littlo stand. The
stand has no cash register, OF course,
but in its stead little hand bag Is used
and this bag was usually hung on one
of the piokets OF tho fence. It IL supposed
some miscreant made a purchase and saw
the bag there. and later on crawled up
bohlnd and stole IT, The matter has been
reported 10 the police.
Eugene l.. Stafford who made balloon
ascensions at Crescent Park last season
and who gave himself up to the police
for the murder OF NJ. r. rruEsell az Bos-
ton Feb II, spent yesterday at the park.
going tssre from Boston to see MisS
Sadie Knowlton make her ride down the
chutes He was here all day and be-
fore returning to Boston told Ira u. Con,
th. assistant manager OF the park It was
his last day for some time. upon which
he expected 10 enjoy his freedom
At a special meeting OF Narragansett
Fire company last evening Il was voted 10
visit the lawn party y Bay View COM
pany at Armington's Corners. Saturday
evening. The company will leave FOR the
muster 10 be held at Central Fails on
Labor day, In a special car at T;45 In the
morning and at 4 O'Clock Mr. Elmer
Knowiton will take the machine over the
road for the sosno OF action.
United Order OF Workman last evening,
the following ofncors wero instailsdi
Master workman, Edward j. Gaftneyl
foreman. A. w. Taft. NJ. d; overseer,
Frank Burbue: guide. i. w Hatch: by
the last named, assisted by Past Master
Workman Humphrey This change was
caused BY the resignation OF Master
Workman w. WinlfTed Noyes some time
ago. The attendance was very large.
one OF Boven's hesvy ice wagons col
lided with a safety Rate az tho railroad
crossing Thursday and put it opt OF com
mission. Tho damage IL heiuk repaired
today
At tho request OF tho owner. Walter
Balloon. Sergeant Blckford shot one OF
his horses about 10 O'Clock last evening.
The horse was suffering with lung fever.
Captain John MechAn has had his Office
emhellshed with n new and up-to-date
telephone
n II expected that the 100" OF this
place will take their last sail OF the sea-
son on the sloop Lone Hand" tomorrow.
Ted--Did YOU ever know one Of those
unl rl.-L -nL-Ick anhnru.a 20 m. m ONT.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-09-03
rHs BEST NEW YORK Horr,

on 46th street. between Fifth avenue
and Broadway. Is located the famous
Hotel Csllatin. This house IL In the
heart OF tho fashionable district OF New
York. and convenient to theatres and big
stores. During the summer months ex-
tremsly low rates are made TO transient
guests. All rooms have electric lights,
private telephons and private baths. The
rate IL only s. day FOR two people.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-09-03
pany makes at the Imperial.

pany makes at the Imperial
Mr.. Williams and Miss Reed are sup
ported by Misses Minnie Radclre. Marie
Boland, Viola Burton. Lillian Andrews.
Blanche Devlyn, Walter -. Greene. Ben
Grsham. Percy Jennings. Charles Arthur
Ernest Howard. Albert Roberts and Ma .
than Aronsou. All have been trained I'm
stock companies. and their appearance
In The Liars" after careful rehearsals
Is expected to meet the commenda tion
of thatregoers.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-09-03
NOTICE.

The annual meeting Of the Dexter Lime
Rock Co. Will be held az No. 7b Vest
Minister street. Room 8. Providence. r. l.,
ON Monday. September 9Th. at o'clock
y. m. For the election of officers and any
other business coming before H.
HERBERT HARRIS, Secretary.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-09-03

strongest spectacular scenes ever wit
nessed In modern melodrama. Deserted
at the Altar" 10 follow
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-09-03
/ IN OLNEYv|LLE.
Keeper Cots Into Store by
Crawling Through A window.
Mil OVerseer's Foot Crushed
in Machinery Other Matters.

Olneyviile branch Of the Providence
News at Heifernan's News store, 10
Hartford avenue. Telephone 40-West.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-09-03

Ted Did YOU ever know one ~ those
get-rich-auick schemes 90 pan out7
Ned-Tom's did He eloped with a
milllouaire's daughter Town Topics.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-09-03
RIVERSIDE.

Items of news can be left at COTS res
taurant on Bullock's Point avenue and
they will receive prompt attention and
publication
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-09-03

East Providence branch OF The news -
at 1 Taunton avenue. Telephone us-2'
East Providence.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-11-23
buff ALO BILLS
DIVORCE CHARGES
CLAIMS HIS WIFE TRIED TO pois.
ON HIM AND INsuLTED HIS
GUESTS $50 OTHER CAUSES
ALLEGED.

/ Sheridan. Wyo., Nov. 22.--The am
ended petition in the divorce case Of
William f. Cody buffalo BID
against Louisa Cody was filed late
yesterday
Inc flrst cause Of action in the pc.
luton reiterates the alleged attempt
70 poison The plaintiff The second
relterates particular instance of al
leged cruelty in September. 1890. al
Mort Platte, Neb., when Mrs. Cody
IS said to have refused to receive the
colonefs friends and guests. dis.
charging her servants and tried ia
break up the party by appearing In
old and soiled wearing apparel ana
abusingathe guests Cody charges
frequent instances Of this kind and
evers that she interfered in his bus.
mess by refusing to sign necessary
papers with the plaintiff.
The third cause of action charges
MRS. Cody with having declared that |
the colonel was the cause of the
death of their daughter Arta by re-
tuslng to listen to her plead for re-
Mrs. Cody also Is &C.
cnsed of having threatened 70 de-
lounee the colonel at the grave and
;reate sensation.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-11-23
MASTERS SALE.


Il Gs.
stale o. Illinois. Alexander fcnnty. -.
IN The Circuit Court
IN me matter OF August W. scaipdler whe
Mssd ~ nis 9gxt friend, August SCHNEIDER, VA
xImasuaiana weber Daniel Weber William
Weber, Maggie Weber. John Weber. PhjIin
weber, harles Weber and Nelson Morris
Inward Morris and IRA N. Morris. parfuers'
uo. Y BUSINESS nnder the firm name aud style
winter and laude Winter, partners dnin~
u .ss under the firm name and styie ~
Mlnier brothers. and Napoleon 3. Thistle
Shi, ratrlck Barth and William wsibauns.
~ ~ VII ~ cnancery for partition, Public no
ace y hereby given that in pursuance ~
uecretal order entered la the above ear a. An
inc oth day OF November A. D. 1904 + Waltar
~, muster 10 chancery OF the said court,
~ ,aa oaturoay, the 18th day OF December. A. ri
lsoa, at one, O'Clock in the afternoon If aid
gay snail sell at public auction Id Inc hiahese
oaldaer ior cash, at the sonthwegterly do,r ~
sns cut honSe IN the city Of Cairo, ia The
s sala county, the following described real 81
tate tO-wit; Let numbered three f3s. In hlonk
NUMBERED Tour al, Ia the city OF Cairo and I'M
NUMBERED three 49, in block nnmheras |
lpuf ~. 10 Railroad addition to lie
e,t5 otIalTo subject 10 the leasehuld estate N
Neison morris g. Company: Lot nnmheyad 5s -, !
wv, IN block numbered ninety.two 9sx. in fhs
rIfst addition to the city of Cairo suhiecf ~ |
! M ~ me estate Of Msgdalana Weber thrrein.
q, Lots numbered eleven Ill. and twelve 10Y "a
plock numbered ninety two (g2l. in the Eirs, [
aanitlon 10 the city OF Cairo, ali in the eount. I
" alexander and state of Illinois. tovether
Y. an and singular the tenements and here
likaments thereunto belonging
This 18TH day of November, A. d 1904.
WALTER WARDRR
Master in Chaneery
Daflo y Lansden and Lansden & Ieek so
lcltors for complainant.
Reed Green, solicitor for the defendants
dagdalana Weber, at sls,
Company. - -
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-11-23
MASTERS SALE.

sIate o. illinois, Alexander County, IS.
4 In the Cireuit Court
In the matter of JoAesboro Building and
Loan Association VS.. Claude w. Mcclure. Ie.
ley. On bill in chancery to foreclose mort ga 81
ruDlc notice Is hereby given tn at in pursuance
OF . deeretai order entered In the above cause
| on the 18th day OF March. A. D.. 1894, l. Walter
Wafuer. 70 ster 10 ohancery Of the said court,
on saturday, the 18th day or Dece.nher a r, 7
1904 at one o'clock in the afternoon OF the said
nay, shall sell at public auction to the highest
nlader Tor cash, at the southwesterIy door ~
the court house, in the city OF cairo In the
s saia county, the following described real es-
.ais, to-Wlti Lots seven "a eight 49, nine fsl1
ana tea tl0), in block one a. town 81 Mcclure
county OF Alexander and state of Illinois: also
the following described real estate sitiafaa in
said county and state, to-wit. A piece OF land
containing. one acre more or less situate in
tue Town or Mcclure, lying and being in the
northwest quarter Of section ten fl0l. townshin
fourteen ti4l south, range three 49, west of
the third principal meridian and described a.
ionowsi commencing at point where the
iilhois central railroad right of way aud Main
street 10 said town inteFsect; thence west Ig5
feet on the south line OF said street, thence
south 70 the north line of said railroad right al
way thence Ia northeastery direction along
shid right OF way to the place of herinnine
sald piece OF land being that on which Tie
store building Of ths said laude w Ncfsinra |
~ situated, all in the county OF Alexander ana
state OF illinois, together with all and singular
belonging. ~A"'o
This 10Th day OF November, A. D., 1904.
WALTER NAHDER
Master in Chancery
amt. P'A'ii-
Mr.. Alex. Wilson, solicitor for the defend.
ants.
Mr. Reed Green. solicitor fof.the defendants
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-11-23
DIED OF CANCER
OF THE STOMACH
e. D. BELL PASSED AWAY YES.
TERDAY AFTERNOON AT THE
HOME OF HIS SON, Mr.. OTIS
BELL.

1E. ID. Bell. aged 81 years. died yes
terday afternoon at $3.50 O'Clock at
his home. 2043 Walnut street. of can.
Ger of the stomach The deceased
had been in iii health for number Of
years. He moved here from his
birthplace. Mt. Vernon. H.. last June
and has been living with his brother
Mr.. Otis Bell, proprietor of the
Charleston saloon on lower CONNER.
cial avenue.
The deceased was formerly a resi-.
dent of Charleston. No. and was
county clerk there from 1895 to 1897
He was reelected at the end of bis
term. but resigned on account of i'll
health. being an invalid at the time
of his election. He was at one time
superintendent of the water works At
Evansville. Ind He was a member
81 the NOodmen of the World.
The deceaseds had been married
twice and both women survive him
Ills second wife was Mrs. Lunp of
Mt Vernon Besides his wife he il
survived by -four daughters. Mrs
Clara Miller of Charleston. Mo: Mrs
Daisy Mitchell of Pennsylvania:
Misses Flora and Pearl Bell Of
charleston; che sister. Mrs. Lizzie
Rhodes. of Mt Vernon and his bro,h.
=. Mr. Bell. of Cairo.
Arrangements for the funeral win
,e announced later
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-11-23
CHAPTER v.

followed the camp and took my
place In the ranks at Ogdensburg. We
went Immediately to the barracks a
structure long and low and weather
stained, overlooking the st. Lawrence.
There was a fine level field In front OF
It and flag waving at the top of a
high STAFF. The men cheered Justify
that afternoon as they passed it, where
stood Gen, Jacob Brown, his cooked hat
IN his hand--a spleEaid figure of
man. My delight in the life OF SOL
dier began that hour, and has never
left me.
There was lot of horse-play that
night, in which some of the green boys
We're roughly handled They told me,
! remember that all new recruits had
TO fight a duel; but when they gave me
the choice of weapons | was well con-
tent. had the sure eye of my father,
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-11-23
PURELY PERSONAL

Rev. FIR James Glllen left for st
Louis last night.
Mr. Lawrence Gunther is visiting
relatives in Anna.
Mr., F. L. Creelman has gone on a
business trip south.
Mr.. Con Manley Of Sandusky was
in Cairo on business yesterday.
MT. Richard Renfro is spending his
vacation vlsiting the Worlds fair.
Mr. e. J. Sullivan of Olive Branch
was IN Cairo yesterday Oh business.
Mr. William Colgan of the Cairo
Milling company left for Chicago
last night on business.
Mr. Luther McRenolds, fireman on
the Illinois Central, is visiting rela-
tives in Eldorado III.
Mr.. George Becker of the Andrew
Lohr Bottling company, went to 81.
Louis last night on business.
Mr. r. b. Cotter of the Metal
Bound Package, company. Mound
sity,, was in Cairo last night en- route
TO Chicago.
Mr. Leon Rucker of Nashville.
Tenn, was in Cairo yesterday the
guest Of his brother-in.law Mr.. w. r.
shelton of the Bulletin.
DIR. F. w, Hopkins, United States
'eternary surgeon, who was recently
transferred to Memphis. left for that
'ity yesterday with his family.
Mr. A. H. Newman has returned
rom business trip of several days
n New York City in the interest of
he Rhodes-Burford Furniture com.
any. ,
Mr.. J, Held, assistant agent for the
otton Belt railway has returned
rom vacation spent at Freehure.
H.. and at the Worlds fair. A.. the
'rmer place he attended a reunion :
the Held family. During his alb. c
snce Mr.. Charles Hodge filed his
osition with the Cotton Belt. b
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-11-23
THE PEOPLE ALL
In Chorus Cried, Give Us Nevbro,.
Herpicide.

This word OF late has been In eyerv-
ones mouth, and many are wondering
what the word signifies. though no one
mas yet been found. who will deny that
NEWBR0s HERPIcIDE does the worK
Well. fer the information of thousands Of
people who Ike TO know all about a good
thing. We would say that HERPIcTDE
means. destroyer or killer Of Herpes"
Now Herpes" Is the family name Of a
disease caused by various vegetable par.
asites. A similar microbe causes dan
druf, itching scalp. and falling hair: this
IS the microbe that NEwBRcis HERPT-
eide promptly destroys: after which the
hair grows Sold by leading druggists.
SEND NC. IN stamps for sample to The
aerpicide Co. Detroit. Mich.
Paul G. Schulz & sons, Special
Agents.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-11-23
New steamshlp to CHINA

Commencing November 18th. 1904.
the large and modern steamship
Saratoga" of the Munson Steamship
line, will ply between Mobile. Ala
and Havana. Cuba, making the trip
in less than 40 hours. Low rates via
the Mobile and Ohio railroad. Write
John NJ. Beall, G. P A., NJ. & o. rail.
road, st. Louis, for full particulars.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-11-23
The Fast Trains.

To California are run over the Union
Pacific, Via Omaha 16 hours quicker
to San Francisco than any other line
NO change OF roads, no detours, "The
Overland Route" all the way Be sure
your ticket reads over the Union Pa
cific. Inquire of q. III Lothrop, G, AZ.
905 Olive street, St Louis, Mo.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-11-23
LOOKING Forward an HnnA

FIRST Hobo Ever had a ride in an
automobile. Clarence?
Second Hobo Nope, bur it's on,v !
matter cf few years, at do most he.
ore De perlice departments adopt
ems Puck.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-11-23

Winter tourist rates to the follow.
ing named points and rates named
are sold daily until April 30th, limited
to return June LIST, 1905:
$1,000 Aberdeen, Miss; Durant.
Miss.
$l4.00 Jackson, Miss.
$500 McComb. Miss.
1000 Hammond, La.
$2115 New Orleans.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-11-23
Poor Baby!

An Atchison woman wears such
high-heel shoes that when she sits
down and puts her baby on her lap it
rolls off.-Atchison Globe.