New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-03-09
RUSSIA AND JAPAN.

Nov unleash sl,, the s-. dog; Of war.
Soon wcIi know who's b6sshy.
Here Chew M Ss Szs4s en- Sf3 sfh 2iH:
Fight like Hades-hEht it through
A. 'em now.
TIL they all insby.
Come. MuSado-go g. laii
Fght for oil Japanskyi
Put -r.mp IN Adam Zld.
Msk s.A NO truce .,1S wi, il''' Adam zad.
sl Th2' o T2u. sioS only 70 T ET ql CAD,
Like 1i 'asy 70 Won IN Texas
Soak 'em now.
In the solar p.exusi
Vow unleash tho dogs OF war
SIC '-In Towseroskyi
D. not biur. Nikado. or
Yours viii o. the losskyi
SAYS j. Bun. The referee;
Yea can d., win , one ar. arm free
ElNInvnuk.s Sentinel
Tho Kansas city Journal tells Of a Kansas
man who went rural butcher shop In Ken
tlrl,v 20 order porterhouFs steak. Il have Just
Ftrrted IN on this beet" said the butcher. and
7 won't De down 20 the porterhousa until about
o'clock" His method was 10 lay half beef on his
block and begin at one end and cut along until u
was gone. serving IFS customers with pieces all
The from tuA moor % tIo neck. EebAIA4e1a %
ths'r preferences
When Senator Burrows practising law IN
Michigan he went ono day 20 court IN small
town 4 country lawyer arguing before an
AGED and solemn Justice OF tho peace. NOW"
said the lawyer. II II rieascs your honor the do
PENDANT says no paid the money to the diseased.
but ! IN gon' TO show that the diseased never
got tho money. lie didn't receive one cent. the
diseased didn't" Say" broke IN the Justice,
what is this man diseased OF? Why don't you
brln, him here@' because your honor he IS
diseased Of death"
Aulateu--Ths Is ny latest attempt At land
scapc May / ask what you think OF the Per
Ahe persReoys IS f., is strong Point ,otr ne
A curious sight was witnessed at Goodland.
Kan. the other day. a Rock Island icehouse.
containing go tons Of Ice caught fire and entirely
burned away leaving the huge pile OF ice stand
ing stark and grim against tho scenery. II is
said that the fee pile melted only around the edges
a BACHELOR
asked girl Il sho loved me.
swestIy she WHISPERED e .. 1esji
It moro fun TO guess
asked girl &, she loved me.
quite resented her answer,
She emphasized II So
asked girl II she loved me.
She said. Il cannot tell
really think this was stupid
For she knew very we'll
No wonder I'm stiu unmarried
When ] nv troth would plight
The right girl always answered wrong
The wrong girl answered right
Lord Brampton. n famous English cross-exam-
inor tells n story Of how he once case on
technical ground when he had no defence. He
forced a magistrates clerk to be put into the wit
ness box by the prosecution TO prove a purely
formal matter; now. having got him there. he
cross-ozamined him. and made him practically
admit that he lied his magistrates by the nose"
to admit also that they had refused bail by his
advice and that judge at chambers had after
ward granted IT, although the witness had come
m all the way from London to oppose II. Then.
asked the cross-examner: You were in the
room, sir and did you not hear the learned Judge
saw there was not rag Of case against my
bappv CLIENT The prosecuting counsel objected.
and II was ruled out But the Jurors had heard
f. and had heard the answer stopped. The dis
satisfaction thus adduced in their minds made
them acquit She prisoner. Leaving the court
that day the prisoners counsel asked his OPP
,oreut. why did you object to that question:"
The latter Indignantly protested that his ad-
versary when he asked IT must have known that
II could not be put. Yes did was the answer;
.,but knew you too and felt sure that you would
object at the right time But you should have
waited for the answer. as Il would have been
NO. -
would YOU mind keeping that hat on?
Keen il on! Why, I just about 10 take
II know, st. But don't want 10 any more
~ mis- play than I can help."-Odfe.
President benjamin Ide Wheeler OF the Uni
versitv OF California says the United States may
now be regarded Janus-faced. looking both
yvavs-to the Auant" and 10 the Pacific. In other
words Uncle Sans house now has two front doors.
one on the Atlantic and one on the Pacific. with
a southern exposure" on Panama.
Have you ever been in South Dakota7' he
80 sir" she Indignantly replied; my husband
was killed by being mistaken for deer In Michi-
gan.''-(Chcago ecord-Herald