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The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-01-23
WIT IN ToAsTs TO WOMEN
sumo examples that Are Famous Re.
cause OF Their Point

sumo examples that Are Famoua IA,
cause OF Their Point.
"A banquet with list of toasts q @
part or its program almost necessa p
ny includes one ITO Lovely Woman !,
10 omit such would be lese-ma1este Of
the most ungallant sort. Many of these
Ioasts nave become famous for thair
VIII or sentiment or sarcasm opd
among them may be recalled tho roI-
lowing: Aoi'
Woman, the fairest work in all cre-
atlon. The edition is large and no ma n
should be without copy"
This Is fairly seconded nv a ro,,4.
"ho' giving his distant sweethoo ~
salo: Delectable dear, SO sweet thai
honey would blush in her presence
ana treacle stand appalled,"
further, in regard to the fair ROY
we have: A0Ai SEX
Woman, she needs no euloo-v. 81.
speaks for herself" Woman, the hit
ter half Of man." 'n0 Oi''
IN regard to tnatrimony some bacbo
Ior once gave: Marriage, the poto
through which the happy lover ,oe So
his enchanted ground and ro+,,r @'eS
earth" ieturns to
At the marriage of a deaf and drn,,
couple some wit wished them ",,n
speakable bliss" un-
AT a supper given to a writer -
comedies wag said: The wrI VIII VI
very good health. May he live to hs
as old as his jokes" 'e 10 De
H. FROM n. lay critic: THE bench and
w Un, II h II I've were not for the bar there
"Vui oo, ne nttle use for the bench"
with ' . d~obeo, statesman while dining
IN proposing her health, said. 'nuaV'
May you live, my lady duchess
I'll you begin to grow ugly" un'
i thank you sir" she said &C.,,
may you long continue your to ,+o and
antiquities" taste for
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-01-23

A few weeks ago the spot where
Washington unfurled the first ~Ameri-
can nag was marked by the dedication
OF small park and an observatory on
prospect Hill, in Somerville, Mass.
This eminence occupied the same re.
Iation To Boston ON the northwest that
Bunker Hill occupied on the north, and
next to that more famous spot, was the
stronghold Of Washington's troops,
How many Americans could have told
where the flag Of the United States
was first raised?
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-01-23

An Englishman and a German were
travelling together in a diligence. and
both were smoking. The German did
all in his power to draw his compan.
ion into conversation, but all to no
purpose. At one moment he would
with a superabundance Of politeness
apologize for drawing his attention tn
the fact that the ash Of his cigar had
fallen on his waistcoat or q spark was
endRngerlng his neckerchieP. Az
length the Englishman exclaimed:
why the deuce can't you leave me
aloneT Your coat-tail has been burn.
ing for the last ten minutes, but I
didn't bother you about it."
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-01-23


JOY and the embraces with which children welcome the
Of father mother from temporary absence or
the aeconate parting and meeting of husband and wife?
person who finds In this proper display of family
affection only occasion for rdcule is to be ptled There
other families however in which outward demonstra
tons of love almost The members of such
families any show of affection for extraordinary
occasions when the deepest feelings Of the heart
stirred and when betrayed into exhibition of their
love- have feeling Of shame If they had shown weak
side Of their nature There is to suppose that
the love of these persons for their family and friends
not strong and deep that cherished those who
more demonsratVe, and they would without doubt do
much In Of need for their comfort and pleasure
The repression of the expression Of feeling Is peculiarly
an American vice. The actions Of many foreigners when
even slightly moved to extravagant and amusing
We cover our deepest emotions with joke and laugh
But those who chary Of displays proper emotion
rob themselves of much pleasure While demonstrations
OF love among friends may go far ndecorous
or nsincere reasonable exhibitions Of affection both
proper and peasurabe Especially repression by any
or show OF love from child a companion Is a cruel
blow at one OF the sweetest and most precious things
lfe sincere affection In the heart of friendThe Watch
man.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-01-23

There are sixteen States In the
Union no one of which contains az
many people as migrated to this conn.
try last year. The population of Mon
tana is only little larger than the
total Increase in italian population
that OF Arizona is less than the Rms.
sian immigration. If all the Austro.
hungarian immigrants had settled In
Aoano they would have more than
aoueled the population of the State
Nevada would be more than twice aa
thickiy inhabited as at present II II
nad received all the Germans. The
total population Of Montana, Della
ware Idaho, Wyoming, and Nevada
does not equal the number Of aliens
who landed in the United States In the
year ended June 30th.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-01-23
Recognized II.

mis-" smiled the fond young wife
aS sne passed plate of dessert to her
husband, lis cottage pudding. I made
1t myself" : );
The man tasted of it. .... "
ia have known it was cottage pud-
He' lie asserted. IL. : 49,.
You would2" she asked, delighted.
yes can taste the plaster and the
wan paper. What did you do with the
shingles and the bricks for the Chin,
neyT"-Judge. -. ~ $500. =.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-01-23
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RS@AA4MA magnificent speed performance In order to
accomplish the feat speed of fully IS miles
hour had to be maintained for considerable portions
the distance With modern passenger train such speed
can be attained with safety only when roadbed track
equipment discipline of employees and other operating con-
dltlons are about perfect human skill can make them
The train consisted of six Pulmans each weighing IS
ons or total of $50 TONS combination baggage ca
weighing 30 tons and locomotive 1855 tons To hur
mass weighing total of 495 TONS 900 900 pounds along
steel rails weighing only IS pounds to the yard means
sustained shock OF tremendous force and strain to track
and roadbed which would search out the slightest
or defect.
one revolution of the engine drivers which were "a
hcnes IN diameter carried the train about
yards In running mile the piston rod must 90 back
"aro ana forward PAT times speed of IS miles Nor
nour means ~ miles minute that the piston rod
"oud nave to go back and FORTH the large drivers
reVoVe six times each second which almost too ran,d
ior the eye to follow. Experiments have shown that
traln weighing as many tons the Twentieth Century
Limited When running at the rate IS miles Der hour
cannot De brought to stop within 5000 feet
An emergency stop would be very lkelv thareforo
ean olsaster to such train only perfectly onero
leu signals and the highest in train dispatchno
insure the train against such stops When it ia realized
so tna slight defect in any portion of the eouinmon+
inspection Of the almost certain 70 ho
oo"eu Dy dire results the wonder grows over the door
perecuon attained in the arts and in discn,
Wlcn nave united In making modern train onerat,on ,
Dle-Chicago Record Herald poSSl'
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-01-23

What has become of the old.time
dignihed oratory that could denounce'
implore or cruelty in the choicest Of
dignihed languageH Is it possible that
the people who assemble nowadava IN
listen to campaign speeches would not
understand or appreciate a higher
grade Of languags2 Perish the thought
The trouble is with those who attemnt
to crate. Grace. dignity and force az
language may be gift, but 1t takes
dme to cultivate the gift and the
modern politician does not think ~
worth while. There. is economy ~
dme In using the weapon Samson
welded and who can successfnlIv
deny its effectiveness when both sldea
use 1t and the counting Of the votes
always shows that Philistines have
been slain by the thousands?
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-01-23

ooNAo"AeAe SAyS LnAC Cnere are errors which
no wise man will treat with rudeness while there Is
possibility that there be the refracon of some
truth as yet below the horizon.
Sir Thomas Browne sectarian of the srictest order
reJolces that he never divided himself from anv man
upon difference of religious opinion 1t is only by the
recognition Of the manhood beneath the opinions prei
aces preconceptons perhaps misconceptions with which
we invest ourselves that dwell together hapnlv in
this world. . F' "
Our opinions may come from birth and early environ
ment ana may not be the result of inquiry study and
SOnTlcton however nrmy one may believe that we have
WORKED out the problem for ourselves We should thero
e1end the greatest charity those who refuse to %
our way Bishop Taylor writing friendship and oen
oeneVolence observes that good is a friend to all
ana he Is not truly charitable that does not wish
well and do good to all mankind In what he car Thi
semoracng friendship benevolence and tolerance
Leaps the confines Of sects creeds parties and social A.
II emanates from the Deity The greater orr
49, are tne oearer we are to God" We do NOT
=" attan this cathotcty Of friendship for we ara IN
perlect nengs at best but should strive for It. Waro
"oEio oued with this spirit it would be transformed
anu oppression poverty thousand wees would ho w
Observation-Disclosures Ledger 00AU 10 re-
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-01-23

American .aristocracy has been
crowned with real success. There
nave been sham dukes, and counts, and
princes, but now somebody has thought
it practicable to make himself up as a
snam Goelet nobly condescending to do
the. King Cophetua act
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-01-23

Mfr! John Morley examined more
than thFeeo hundred thousand docu.
ments, 1t ,iS; said in preparing his Life
OF Gladstone. " The sum which he Is
reported to have Received from the
publishers fmtthe work-$5O, OOo-does
not seem excessive,
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-01-23

The manner in which Gordon Nc.
Kay. Of Boston, and William L, EIk,ns
OF Philadelphia. disposed of the enor.
NOUS wealth each had amassed ang.
gests interesting inquiries. Both wera
married. and each. when the parting
came, left behind a large family
troops Of friends and an enduring i'm.
preston upon the. varied activities In
which ne had been engaged. In his
last will and testament the Boston
millionaire, practically cutting OF hia
children, provided Adequately for a
few relatives and fewer favored
friends and left the bulk Of his for
tune to one Of the higher institutions
Of learning. The Philadelphia cant.
taiist, pursuing different policy, left
only small fraction Of his estate 10
philanthropic institutions, and be-
queathed the Overwhelmingly larger
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-01-23

James r. Keene is reported to have
made $6,000,O0O on the short side Of
steel. 1t will no doubt be pleasing to
large number of people in this coun.
try to receive this pointer as to where
the money went.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-01-23

The Kaiser and the Gear are said
to be in league against thinkers. But
as long as the thinkers do their think
ing inside their heads, they need not
fear jail or Siberia.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-01-23

The railroads Of the United States
killed 1854 persons during the year
ended June 80. Still some people go
around worrying because Of the hor-
rors Of war.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-01-23
Busy Making Them,

Some wise man has said we 'Ehould
so to school to our own mistakes"
Eyes, but some Of us are 90 busiIy
supplying the instruction we couldn't
possibly find time to 60 to school
Philadelphia Public Ledger.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-01-23
Choosing the Lessor EVIL.

husDand-I really think you might
nave had that ball dress made little
tug e IN the neck-to say nothing of
WIFE ~, ,.~..-- =. IL
Wlte-Iu have it changed If you
wlsn' nut this stuff costs $40 a yard
New York Weekly. - =. - -
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-01-23

China will perceive that the United
States has enough matters to interest
In tts own hemisphere without rush
ing into any collisions over Asiatic
affairs.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-01-23

Somebody has written a book of
"sonnets Of the Head and Heart"
Now let's have some "Sonnets of the
Lights and Liver"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-01-23

English authors have organized a
society for the temporary suppression
OF fiction. Move to substitute "per-
manent" for Temporary"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-01-23

II Mr. Rockefeller has secured con-
troll of the steel trust, how would 1t
do for him to let the rest Of the water
out and ELL 1t up with oil?
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-01-23
What Did She Moao

hr MlD. Auser-1 can't see why my
uuSpano should be jealous of me.
Judge. n' niS ue"r'-
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-01-23

II sometimes happens that the wor,d
tn1nks man is wise simply becaus.
ne DOESN'T take the trouble to exn1 oSe
his mistakes. :" captain
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-01-23

Train robbers have begun to operate
in South Africa. It must be true, after
ALL that Pat Grove has settled over
there
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-01-23

~ r0ntlcs is only a profession when
Sr,ts are Ire Oh the losing side; If you arr
WIFI the winners it's business.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-01-23

It's as difficult to see how money
makes the man as 1t Ia to see how
some men make their money. E
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-01-23

Anow myself" says an old adsoo
ANA man can find out quite a good deal
ABOUT himself by running for once '
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-01-23
BUNR PRT0. 4 PUB. co., La.

About the time man begins to feel
his Importance others begin to doubt 1t.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-01-23

tho me ueker doesn't tell everything
'n"' happens in Wall street.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-01-23

II mans children turn out half as
bad as he was at their age he thinks
the world is growing worse.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-01-23
Forestry and irrigation Must Go Tooethe,

nAA the time has come for an important no.
gresslVe movement for the reclamation of or;d
ana Semi-arid lands in the western part Of tho
United states Is plainly indicated BY the verv
large representation Of States and Territories
at the eleventh national irrigation Congress W.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-01-23

Utah.
for many years the friends of IRRIGATION ,v,os
eSy ana hopefully for Federal in carving
resrded A hn+ the feSamaton of arid lands They
rn a out NOT discouraged by persistent onnosit,on
Inc final enactment of national irrigation law m
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-01-23

10
STANDARDS. Well New York standards ara vor, AUrA
some $loOooO to Others $5OOOOO to Others m,,o 10
zen nons seems necessary. Ones idea Of rchos " or
woud surge on his ideas of luxury; that u.s. Of what
1 Neem luxury to him, the power to satisfy u 10
1 but wants grow with the ability to snnn LIS
always something beyond the present nover ~
adm tSa that seems desirable Most men refuse fo
Riches m1sbt hey are 50 rich that they desire no more
might De expected there the usual pbosons mas
and an~Iet example good health freedom from dab+
Ths 10 ana tastes corresponding to ones lncorOa
Boston Herald "'Nef Ihan or riches
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-01-23
~, Quite an Aged Quadruped. =

Glow old door - peu'a
Isl" "" AecAon uat mule
trr - 80 il :: .' .
II, Lawd knows: We quit celebratin'
ans Dirtnday wen Ginrul Lee surren.
ueredF-Atlanta Constitution
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-01-23
Bad Teeth.

have their teeth attended to complain
incidentally Of failing eyesight, and
when tell them bad teeth In nina
cases out Of ten are the cause, few
feel inclined to believe me-" said 4
well-known New York dentist.
bad sight IL generally attributed ~
overstudy, debilitated constitution and
hundred and one other causes, bnf
have you ever heard any one place the
blame on the teeth? Bad teeth are the
direct result of insufficient application
Of the toothbrush, and bad eyegight
resulting from the decayed molars ex.
citing disturbances Of the ocular
nerves, is the next inevitable penalty.
That is fact which seems to be little
known.
''The other day extracted four de.
cayed teeth of young girl who was
almost totally blind; her pupils were
dilated and insensible. A week after
l had pulled her teeth her sight was
practically restored. Two months pre.
v1ous to this cure the girl had been
examined by an expert oculist, who,
after putting her to various eye tests.
designated the case as 'hysterical am.
blyopia,' and I guess that's about all
the satisfaction the girl got, judging
by her condition when she came to mo,
In saying this do not think for a mo.
ment that l am in any way prejudiced
against oculists. l merely cite the In.
stance.
I'm the course Of year 1 attend to
the teeth Of scores of people with i'm.
paired vision, and In every case whera
the teeth are drawn the sight is soon
after either greatly improved or entire.
ly restored. "-Exchange.
Heat Exhaustion.-Such exhaustion
is a very different thing from sun.
stroke. In fact Its symptoms are d..
rectly opposite. In heat exhaustion
the skin Is cold and clammy and the
temperature Is subnormal. The pa
tIent often loses consciousness and
looks deathly pale. The condition IL
not as serious as sunstroke, but II Ia
dangerous and should receive great
care. If at any time during the heat
ed season one feels weak with Indis.
tinct vision and disturbed mind: IL
there Is ringing in the ears and a sense, =
Of prostration, 1t is time to stop work
and seek medical attention. Aromatic
spirits of ammonia, teaspoonful in a
of water, is a good rem.
2dy to take before the doctor comes.
BACK coffee is another good stimu.
ant. A cold, wet cloth may be ap-
Piled to the head and a hot water bot.
lie to the feet.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-01-23

ISPLAYS Of affection among members of fam
lilies are largely matters Of temperament. The
members Of some families never meet or part
without ardent demonstrations of love which
are delightful to themselves and pleasing to
every sensible observer. Who can Witness
without a warming of the heart the cries of
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-01-23

fresh. n lever De too
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-01-23
What Fast Train Operation Means.

w :; Is: ::: ::
- ia minutes, probably Of the passengers
sss5 ss' .S::s E: 4 s,ss:
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-01-23
What Constitutes RiChes2

ar, ar new York Times has been printing the
lueas OF many contributors given as answers ~
tne question: When may a man In New vor11
Clty De considered rich2 The notion Of riches
~ always variable one. The question related
10 .ne amount of money one must have to he
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-01-23
The Spirit of Tolerance.

W ::: $ e; :;
- at least, 1t Is easy to discover growing dispo-
s14 to P sPss1esi Re- s,s BELIEF and
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1904-03-25
MRS. DUFF
ARRESTED
Constable Edgeil Again Raids Duff &
Hart Building at Salem and Arrests
Woman on speakeasy Warrant,
AS Part Owner.

Constable U. c. Edgell raided the Duff
and Hart building at Salem Monday
morning. He arrested Mrs. NJ. o. Duff
and required her to appear for trial be-
fore Magistrate S. w. Gordon Tuesday
morning.
The officer went to the oil town on the
early morning train armed with speak
easy warrants. He found no one in the
saloon on the first floor OF the building,
but seized a lot of whiskey and beer he
found in the room. He found Mrs. Duff
in the living apartments above the first
floor and placed her under arrest as one
of the owners of the building. She gave
bond for her appearance before tn Mag
istrate.
The whiskey and beer seized by tine of
ficer was shipped to this city on the af-
ternoon train and taken to the basement
of the court house to be disposed of by
direction of the prosecuting attorney. In
the lot were four untapped kegs of beer
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1904-03-25

Very Succeeded and Fruitful Seven
Weeks Revival Meeting Held at
Golf Church Ended Friday Night

The very successful series Of revival
meetings which have been held in the
Goff Methodist Episcopal church for the
pas seven weeks were brought to close
Friday evening. a special Jubilee SER
vice for Thanksgiving and rejoicing was
announced by the pastor for next We'd
nesday evening. At this service the re-
suits 50 far as the results can be given
in figures, win be stated Miss Shays
it is hoped, will be at the meeting and al
together a splendid meeting is looked
for. On Monday evening next the pastor
will meet all the probationers and organ
ize them into a class for instructions
to aid them IN growth and grace. Miss
Shay is expected to be present at the
Sunday services and sing. An are in
vited to attend these services.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1904-03-25
6UsH.ERs
OF No Mean Proportions Gene in ON the
Looman and shafer Farms, near
Wallace.

On the east side of the Folsom district
this county, the deep sand wells that
have been drilling in the sand for . few
days have reached the nav and oood
producers. The South Penn or Com
pany's second test on the J, W. Loou,an
farm has been drilled into the Gordon
pay and produced PAL barrels the first
IL hours. In the same district. the same
company has drilled its test ON the Sarah
Shafer farm into the nav and It produced
2l5 barrels the first twelve hours Tho
same company drilled its No. . ON The
Mary Moore farm through the Gordon
and the well produced Is barrels the
first "a hours. II will be shot
The south Penn has drilled its No 30
ON the Robinson tract tbrouob tbo Cor.
don and will have very small numner
The same company's test on the Eaie
Shrader farm has been drilled deem into
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1904-03-25

md Jermanti tried to save the t,vo WON.
On and the babies.
Mrs. Rosett and her ibabv oot off the
trestle and track. The train strucI, the
others before thev copld save themsel-
YES
MAGISTRATE Flvnn dec;ded there world
be no necessity Of holding nm ;nouest
over the remains The bodie. v.re nre.
narad for hnr;ai 1fonaoy Nv .bo rndor
takers. Arrangements for burial have
not been made "A brother Of Mrs Ma
nard; liv;ng II tbe Coo, mines sister
of Manard; living ~ Farn,m and n