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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-10-01

Why does the small man perform
thus-ly? Does he desire to fight? Oh
no, ne does not desire to fight. But is
he not liable to Get His re-gard-less7
No, and he knows it. The large man is
a Wife Beaten, and no wife-beat-er
has the nerve of a cot-ton-taiI rabbit.
The small man has picked a sure thing.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1904-03-30
@runOsiesnthnms llebertrasunaen,

@eorge Stanlep on Rbobess Burfore
gompanp, Got Is in Uaien's Subj.
Square 81. $4,000.
Wiliam Neff an 3atberine Mester.
Got SO in 5ersuiOn 6in place aoo.
$1,000.
Mlbin Map an Cora Guqua, Got &c
in goparos Subo. zines 5heiles bon
Sobnion's grben goo. $4,000.
Wm. Buchanan an emma Sc Dol.
Got 80 uno elm 36eil bon 90 in @ib.
IONS Subj. zines Sbeiles bon Sobn.
ions gtben Moe. $4,000.
gn:on Sdilomsisr an Seize Ballard,
elm She'll oss iiio0fliden Viertsls De,
Sect. 2, 5lbp. Is. Range 4. $1,000
Sorace M. Bait an Sobu COOPER,
Got 8 in Snbbin & 6ubbaro's 9i0
place dob. $1,000.
Benjamin BDe on Sabio 8pe, 60
II in 2iap's Subo. bon Blod 8 in
Brate's Subj. S18 5000.
Nanep Common an gli3a Common,
Cots ! uno 2 in Common Subj. Del
MuBenlot ia. $4,000.
Soab WOobruff an Warp Woris,
Elm Sbeil Der Got l in Wrigbts Bar
Mpenue Noo. $500.
South Bari 2ano 60. on gbarles
See, Got 20 in South part 9lobition
$4,000.
Hranilin pttiman an 0enrD War'
rum, Elm 5bsil Der Got 13. In 6let'
ders' Sub. Der Mueenioi 81. $500
Nnna pittman on Oenielben, cir
3bsil oesIslbsn. $3.50.
Warp 0OOber on patrid Wbite, 60
IL in 2ippencotts Subo., elm Sbei
Der Section z. Sibp. Is uno Range 4,
sl400.;
@ebscca Curtin an Maos 9lnosriOn,
Got Is in Smiths Subo. zines Sbeil!
BON Square 70. $3.50.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1904-03-30
Natnreas' Cube.

MorSsr, Donnsrfag, Na9t our mit=
terndAtigen Stunoe miro iid bier Elm
pidtiges. tuenrl aud iein peiteridiit=
ternoss greianib %3utragen. o. B. mil
benz @lodenihlage ol2" morgen Nadi
miro in
s indianapolis bie2ie
rungp BON q aturgas
%aufb6rsn, ausgsnOmmsn FIR bic ber-
ein3slten 2unosn, melde ii4 beionoe-
rer @ontracte nit Der n@oniumers'
@as 3ruft Co." erfreuen.
Sobalo bic Naturgas=2 ieferung ein-
geffelt 1T unb bic @eridte bic Dsridie=
oenen 9sif. 2lagen entidieoen baben
uerben. iOl nit Der umwanolun9 reip.
Yorbereitung Der H6bren.g eitungsn
uno Der getriebs. MnIage in cine 3unf-
gas 6abrif begonnen irerben.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1904-03-30
$50 fnS Carl Mneaer's Mnss:
b0rise?

Cine sefferu Nadmiitag bon poli3eis
@bef O'Neil bon 9bicago benz biefigen
Department. iiberIanote 9epef1e
bittst uniere gebOroe. bic In go
1884 Cornelius s4ben,le mobnbafte
Bertha Wueller gu benadridti9en.
oaB fid in gbieago in ieinem 2osis ibl
2~7jdbrissr Bruosr Carl Mueler ere
bdngt bube. Die Raoler, tuelde SRI.
Mueler an Der gornsIius 9lbe. auffu&-
ten. erbislien boa ibr ben Teideio. bab
lore. iOmit aud @arl's gltern In go.
1909 ehD Weff Cir. tpobnbaft ieien.
Nlsin bic glteru fOnnten Doroerbano
nidt bon ben Beamten aefunDen uer-
ben.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1904-03-30
@isss-Mltar-@rab.


W v bU
Robert uEb Emma 0aller. 4l6 Sul.
ton Strabe, 3nabe. - Wiliam unb
gnna pouers, 2207 q :lumbIa gbe.,
2nabe. - 5obn uno Gannis pouaro,
817 Wusiinaum StraBe, Wdo&en. -
g. 8. unb gsna Glart, 2nabe. - Nis
AOIas unb Nnna Stab, 1885 0orton
Strobe, anabe. - CLAUDE unb Grace
Smith, All gsOar Strabs, Wdoden.
grant anb Belle Wartin, o05 BRO.
ipect GtraBe, Wdb6en. - Robert unb
Gruu WoOobriose, III wilmont Ctr,
Wdodsn. - Groni uno Soa Mibeniiein,
704 0olmes Mpsnue, 2nabe.--g. Do
bib unb Wnrtba GIoub. 3038 2enipoob
gIpenue, @doGen. -Glopo uno @laubie
Quid, LII wsft waibinston Strabs,
nabe.-Mnbretp uno Cora Galbmell,
1918 Woro SENATE Ibeniie, Wdb6en.
- Wiaiam uno Sennp 2iQs, WaRer.
merle. Station, 2nabe.-Oottlieb uno
Caroline grbsr, 1916 Norb Wsft Str,
2nabe.
@etraut:
6arrp Wetherlanb-pearl Neeb.
6ran5 3. 6an-Watitba Wins.
@e forben:
0sttie Steele, %. Sbearer Bite. =
Walter Brighton, 81, 1901 Noro Mlo.
bamo StraBe. - Wi1iam Qlberp, As,
2008 Brooffibe Qlbenue. = Winiom
9oHbauer, 20. 1873 RooIebelt Mpe.-
Sennie Mbnms, A, 1864 WiKcurl
StraBe. = 10. 2ring, Sc, Staot.6 90.
fpitaI. = Nsnes O'grien, SOC Wooo.
laua Mbenue. Genion, 65.
100 Meff @opmono StraBe. - Marp
Worgan, Is, Waoeira. = Granl
Wepsrs. A, Staot-6 ospital. = Gbas
BRADFORD Dates, SIS. 527 2oderbi'
StrrBe.- 9beooore Darts, z Wonate,
1913 Glib Qinosn GtraBe. = goga,
Wentwortb. l Wonat, 1929 Of prati
@5traBe.-Sacob Campbell, so. - g.
gruner, 20.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1904-03-30
@eihafts. 6ele9enbeit.

frhher e'Fretdr Der NopIe,
Baftep electric 60 IN test
Glsitsii&e aonitruitionsn
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1904-03-30
epcfinl : eibnug bts
Gta0tratbS.
$4,000 iofort CUR Reparatur
Ger ihIimmfen 9ohfuth.
Shdoen bewiui9t.
Sine Orbinan5, bstreHeno bic Nns.
pabe BON $200,O00.0o6futb'
Bombs, bswiligt.

Ser GtaoiratG mar auf gefferr
Mbeno bonn Wapor gu elmer Special
Sibung einberufen.
Eerfelbe i~ibsrianote cine Sroincn5
tDel9e bic Derniqiqung bon $25, 00Q,
bic bon Der ysb0roe fur 0HentlitI
@erfe fir @epara.uren Der Idlimmffsr
0oGautb=S ddoen pertuenoet iperoeu
iolen, boriHreibt. /
Die Orbinan3 tpuroe unter iuspent
oirten Reseln iOfort in oritter 9eiunl
Gngenommen.
Sine Oroinana. trait melder 20(
Bombs a $1,000 ausaegeben ueroer
Ioaen, tpuroe ar oas Ginan3-@Omit
permieien.
aus oieiem 5000, 900 JOno fol
3und1f Die obi9e Wsrminiaung BOT
s25. 900 3uridbssablt unO Der &eff 3u'
Ysfreitung ueiterer Straben uni
Edmme Nsparaturen fopie FL
Briidsn. Bauten bertuenoet rueroen.
Dieter Oroinan3 1T Der Status be!
Staot=S ngsnieurs Soup beiaeftgt, il
tpeldem CT ben burd bic 9odHutb on
seridteten S9aoen pie folst ipeci
iicirt :
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1904-03-30

Gar a snussu. .uesus = usr morasns. 81. ylar.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1904-03-30

aeueruna Der Naturaas. R0br.nanluae
poridreibt, paifirt tueroen, allein ebe
oisielbs aur 0%srlsiun9 fam, fslte
Staotbatsr Moriaritp ben Mntrag auf
Yertaguna uno oerIelbs tuurbs Johann
nit Waioritdt angenommen.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1904-03-30
0erlan0t Mn3ei9em

iresnb wsl4sr art peroeH tn Der -Subiono zribnu
NIT Sc per 8eiIs fir iebe 9uierticn berstnef.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1904-03-30
0amsm : 1srein bsS eoeialen
. Suruberein8.
6eute g~sriammIuns.

Die regelmdBige yeriammlung beg
Damen=Y ereins oes Soeialsn 3urn=
ysreins finoet beute, Mittwcd. unb
nidt erff ndd;fen Gomtag ftatt, oa
fir bas 6riiblifgs Gef nod widtige
Vorbereitun9en 5u treffeu finb.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1904-03-30

~. 3. 4atleb, I ss''
n SO. ao7 Subiaaa aOs. GisI
uuS @sbhriHiHs.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1904-03-30

cnerpfam3em uno gdmttts
bImmem tn berrIt@er NmSs
tpabI bet
Bertermantt Bros. 60.
241 Wan. upe. Eel. 84O-
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1904-03-30

= ttnterbaltmn9 ttno 1aa
BET Company A. Nntbtam
GUARDS, 3. .. s.. g., In
Der S10iette Surmbaue, am
&oumta9, ben 8. npstL.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1904-03-30
wstterbertm

aS etterbertdt.
GAR "A stnubsu. subsub = ubr gsorssHs. 81. gsdrs
Waftin q I 0 n. 80. Mdrj.
5lr Snbiana Sdausrn unb pisIei6t
Geipitter beute Nadt unb DOnnerftaa.
2ocaLW etterbertmt
edauern 5eute gtbsnb unb pieIsidt am
Donnertas; bsute Mbenb ipdrmer.
Itermometeritano.
3D@fe Temperature .......... "a @rab
Nisbrisfte Ismperatur, ......., 80 y
VI. z. BIptbs
Seetions'D Director.
Bisbee daily review., 1904-12-14
OREGON LAND CASES

Portland, Ore, Dec. 13-Alleging that s. A D. Puter and others who were charged with the crime of con spring to defraud the U. S. govern ment of public lands, are about to be tried a second time for the same of fense, the attorneys for the defense this afternoon appeared before the U. :. District Court seeking an arrest of judgment in the case concluded last week, when the defendants were de clared guilty on all counts. The ar- torneys for the government admit the instance to be similar, but claim that
 legally another conspiracy was enter ed into when land other than was the subject of the last trial was acquired.
Bisbee daily review., 1904-12-14

Alter many long and tedious delays, the carpenters who have been at work on the big Copper Queen store have
 finished. The painters have added the last finishing touches and the new store dressed ln it's holiday attire is
 a credit to the supervising architecc and the manag ament Who directed the plans
 In up to date Cepartm ant stores these days the { of window dressing .s an important de-ail of the business. Heretofore the Copper Queen store has been haEC.clrped 70 a certain ex- tent for lack Ct space. but all this is now changed. The Copper Queen window a. plays will hencefocth be one oi the sights of Bisbee and the Holicay Dress they are now wearing is revelation n display OI suggestions for the presents that must be given.
 Christmas times are perplexing. Tae choice of presents are sometimes dih.- cult. The new Coppe- Queen store with It's ample quarters fer the dis play Of goods of every description. has made the task easier fer us this year. This applies 10 every department.
 The windows Of the Copper Queen store, extending acloss the entire front are 9 Ievala-ion n displaying aoods to advantage The Christmas time scene OF the left of the entrance is the Tork of an artist. none the less nore important in the every day com mercial life than the painter or sculp- ter.
 The management of the Copper Queen has inv.'ed the Christmas shoppers to come in an1 take a lcok around. II will be a1 hour pleasant ly spent. and is another evi,el,e that Bisbee is fast assuming meucpolit al ways.
Bisbee daily review., 1904-12-14
MAN WITH GUN.

At late hour last n.gh. Q man whc gave his name as Harry Warner re ported to the officers that he had been held up by a man with a gun in the alley adjoining the old tin shop form erly occupied by Jos. Schwartz. He stated that on Monday night while re turning to his home he was suddenly confronted by a man with a gun in his hand who commanded him to halt and deliver. Warner compiled. but assured the would-be robber that he was without funos, and was allowed to pass. At the time Warner thought the man acted as if lying in wait for some one else. Last night at about the same time and in exactly the same place the same man made his second appearances with a similar jequest As soon as he saw it was the same man as on the night previous, he al lowed him to pass. Warner immedi- ately returned to town and informed Officers Thomas and White. They proceeded to the spot and searched the neighborhood for suspicious char acters, but were unable to locate the man with the gun.
Bisbee daily review., 1904-12-14

Washington, Dec. 13.-Army officers are chuckling over the way the Presl- dent has been put in hole" by the announcement of Gov-Elect Douglas, of Massachusetts, that immediately af- ter his Inauguration he will appoint L.eut.-Gen. Miles his Adjutant Gener- al, ana request that he be detailed for service with the Massachusetts mili- tia, under the Dick law.
 Though the question will not de- mand a formal decision until the appli- cation has been filed, it already is giy- ing MT. Roosevelt some anxiety. He would like to snub Gen. Miles again, but this time he can not do it without also snubbing Gov. Douglas and the Fpoople of Massachusetts. And hc has been told by some of his closest f-ients that the people of Gen. Miles native tSate will resent any such ac- tion
 Some of the Presidents friends have said that it is against the policy of the War Department to apri int any retir- led officer above he grade of colonel to serve with the militia of any State. But the law imposes no restrictions as to grade. Il says:
 The Secretary of War may assign retired officers of the army. with their consent. for service in connection with the organized militia in the several States and Territories upon the re- quest of the Governor thereof. a@ 8 and such officers while so assigned shall receive the full pay and allow ances of their respective grades"
 While the assignment of officers ask ed for is optional with the Secretary. mo request from any Governor ever has been refused. Therefore. if the request of Gov. Douglas is denied it will be attributed entirely to the Presidents personal enmity to Gen. Miles.
 If Gen. Miles is assigned to Massa- chusetts he will receive the full pay of a lieutenant-gereral, which is S10.50O a year and allowances. His pay from the State and Adjutant-General will be s3.600. His pay as a retired off, cer is ss.25O.
 It is reported at the War Depart ment that Gov. Douglas will appoint Major-Gen. Kobbe, retired. on his staff to assist Gen. Miles in building up the Bay State militia.
Bisbee daily review., 1904-12-14
REVIEW VOTING CONTEST.

Relative standing of candidates. De cember 13. 1904:
Bisbee daily review., 1904-12-14
PLEAD GUILTY
 FOR DEFENDANT
A Novel Way of Satisfying a Bond for
 the Appearance of a Criminal.

Says the Prescott Herald:
 If you are so unfortunate as to be bondsman of a defendant in a criminal action. Who fails to show up at the proper time, go ahead and plead guilty for him. Then pay his fine and save your bond.
 . In the district court Saturday. At torneys R. E.. and J. E. Morrison es- tabiished 9 custom that will probably become popular with bondsmen who are stuck by people who fail to appea. for trial on the day set.
 At the close of the federal session Saturday E. A. Holbert. charged with assaulting Forest Ranger Mcleod. while the latter was in the discharge of his duty, had failed to put in an ap- pearance. though Deputy Sheriff Joe Cook had been sent after him
 Holbert's bondsmen were c. C. Keeler. George Ruffner and H. D. Clarke who qualified for him in the sum of 5000. They saw that it was a case of lose their money. anG went to Morrison and Morrison for advice.
 The latter hit upon the plan of ap- bearing in court for Holbart. pleading guilty for him and paying the penalty. This was done. and Judge Sloan fixed the penaly in fine of $500 and one day in jail.
Bisbee daily review., 1904-12-14

You cannot cut yoursClt or fail Co give yourself a smooth. delightrul shave. A Gillette lasts for years. When you have used each Of the edges uutil duil. return to us and we will give you s.K new plades in exchange ct no cost to you. Twelve additional blades at nom inai cost
 Call and examine the Gillette. IL will cost you nothing to ae. It.
Bisbee daily review., 1904-12-14
DESTRUCTIVE FIRE RAGING.

Minneapolis. Minn.. Dec. 13.-The business section of Minneapolis is threatened by fire. A large whole sale store is now burning. Relief from St. Paul has been asked by the local fire chief. The loss will reach into the millions. There is no possi- bility of the fire being under control for several hours. There is a strong wind blowing from the north, carry ing the flame toward the business dis trict
Bisbee daily review., 1904-12-14
DYNAMITERs CONTINUE
Attempts to Blow Up Newport, Ky.
 Foundry.

Cincinnati. Dec. 13.-For the fifth time within two months the Newport Iron Foundry and Machine Co.'S build ing was dynamited late last night. No lives were lost, and the woTBmen in the place all escaped injury Two men were seen running east on Twelfth street immediately after the explosion, but they eluded their pur- suers. Members of the company de- clare it is the work of the strikers.
Bisbee daily review., 1904-12-14
FOR HER SAKE.
Good Attraction Pr;sentc5 at the O.
 sra House Last Evening.

Jos. Pilgrims and Louis A. Ellio,t's piocucJ cn Of For Her Sake" deserv- cd a better house than that which erseteI ,he opening night of this pro- @uc'icn. which is booked for two nights engagement in Bisbee The Interpretation of olga" the Russian serf girl by Helen Gi.lingwater. is as clever bit of acting seen in Bisbea this season. The play is presented in four acts, and is thrilling from start to finish. The company in its entire
 ty is well east, and deserves the pat rorage Of Bisbee theater-goers tonight when the company gives their second performance.
Bisbee daily review., 1904-12-14
HAS GOOD PROSPECTS.

N. L. Houston, superintendent oi the Ft Huachuca Mining & Milling Co.,, was in the city yesterday on bus mess. His property is located near the north end of the range and is now under development with very encour- aging prospects.
Bisbee daily review., 1904-12-14
THE COPPER QUEEN
 CHRISTMAS DISPLAY
ONE OF THE PLEASING SIGHTS IN BlSBEE DRESSED IN
 ITS HOLIDAY ATTIRE.

caTpe:ters Have Laid CcSan Their Tocis and the M.ndow Dresser fakss His Plaee-An Entire Block of Pleasing .suegc c2ticns Tor Christ mas.
Bisbee daily review., 1904-12-14

Marshal SnOdgrass was among those who returned to the city last cveing from Tombstone, where he was on court business.
Bisbee daily review., 1904-12-14
MILES IS WORRYING
 ROOSEVELT AGAIN
PRESIDENT WOULD LIKE TO RE FUSE TO DETAIL THE
 GENERAL.

Army Officers Are chuckiing Over the Way the President Has Been Put in a Hole By General Miies' Appoint nnsnt.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-03-18
This Is MiraeuioIs

Manhattan, Kans., March 14.-One
of the strangest cases that has ever
been heard of in Riley Co. is that of
the three-year-old daughter of Mr..
Jonas Brubaker of this place.
Some time ago the little girl took
whooping cough, which was followed
by pneumonia. When the pneumonia
left her she was taken down with
malaria fever with at times symptoms
of Spinal Meningitis.
The family doctor brought her safe.
ly through these troubles, but after
the fever Bright's Disease set in and
the doctors gave her up. Her father
tells the rest Of the story:
1--WE began to give her Dodd's Kid.
ney Pills and after she had taken
about three and a half boxes she was
entirely cured. Now she is as we'll as
any child, running and playing as if
nothing had ever been the matter with
her. The doctors said she was beyond
the reach of medicine. Dodd's
Kidney Pills certainly saved our lit
tie girls life when she was so far
into the chronic stage of Bright's
Disease that we thought nothing could
save her"
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-03-18
WOMEN SELL AUTOS.
Many in High Society in England Arc
Agents for Them.

Many in High Society in England Arc
Agents for Them.
The automobile business has opened
new field for the impecunious wom-
an in high society in England, and
many are making much money acting
as agents for the various makes Of
machines. A certain woman of title
is known to have sold, within six
months, five high-power cars and four
teen smaller ones, and made in COM
missions about $4,000. There was no
trouble in making the transaction, for
al she had to do was to tell her
wealthy friends that her car was the
best on the market, and give her caro-
to the intending purchaser, to be pre-
sented to the maker.
Some of the smart women make ad-
ditional profits by selling the cars
placed at their disposal on the spot
for $500 more than the regular price.
and then paying for the machines so
sold. at their leisure, at the regular
price, less the commission.-London
Gable.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-03-18
Joint Affection.

When the Halliday twins were ba.
bies their mother always referred to
them collectively. This was natural
enough, for they shared everything
from their baby carriage to chicken
poX.
AS they grew little older, however,
there were slight differences between
Elnora and Eudora, but Mrs. Halliday
took no account Of them. When they
had reached the age of seven she still
referred to them in a way that struck
casual listeners as amusing.
Where are Elnora and Eudora?"
asked cousin. who had come to
spend the afternoon.
"The twins have gone with their
father to have one of their teeth out"
said Mrs. Halliday, calmly.-Youth's
Companion.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-03-18
He MADE A CONVERT.
Why Lady condoned the Profsns
Mans lanquaue.

Hhy Lady condoned the Profsne
Mans Language.
Al Sheehan was departing from the
tEeater after a matinee during a spell
VIXEN the streets were 6. glare of ice,
with occasional patches of Sand to
Keep one from slipping, and the wiEd
was blowing kecnly. At the corner of
30: lston and fremont streets .mar
-ho-d OF him miscalculated the quality
CT the fistful of sand that had been
PUT over the ice and came to the
sidewalk with crash, and his lat
few off into the gutter. AS he regain.
ed his shattered equilibrium and his
io!ted dignity, evidently not beng a
Costonian. he exclaimed:
This is the blankety- blark-blankest
SPOT on this blacEety blank town
blankety-blank it,"
Two women just from the theate.
were ahead of Mr. Sheehan, and he
was undecided whether to demonstrate
with the profane man or chuckle at
the righteousness of the affair. when
one of the ladies, reaching the Same
spot. nearly came to grief, a wild
clutch at her companion being the
only thing to save her from bad
:oss. Then she said slowly:
II don't know but what that man is
right. Boston Journal.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-03-18
American Known by His French

-,''S' 'SsA' 'N'Sss' no Ss'SIt.
When Judge Ashman of Philadel-
phia was last III Paris. he determined
to try life in pension. He had been
told of nice house. but had also been
told that the hostess spoke very lit
tic English. Consequently. as he
walked there from the hotel where
he was temporarily stopping the judge
carefully prepared neat little speech
Of introduction. composed in what he
presumed was classic French. fIe ar
rived, he rang the bell. the Hostess
appeared, and the Judge began. ''.}e
suis un American" q am an Ameri.
canJ, and SO down to 4 graceful close
The lady had listened politely to
every syllable, and then she said in
the purest English, Pardon me. sir
but will you please tell me again just
what sort of lodgings yon are look
ing for?'
"My own opinion is adds the
Judge. as he tells the story. that she
doubted, from that ambitious effort OF
mine. whether I could talk any Ian
guage so as to make myself under
stood. ''-Phi1adelphia Press.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-03-18
seotchman's Ready Answer

The Rev. Donald Sage Mackay. at
the dinner of the Silk Association OF
America the other night, told story
cf a Scotch couple who lived in con-
slant state of pickering. One night
the minister called and found them
quarreling as usual. In front Of the
fireplace lay cat and a dog peace
fully sleeping.
You should be ashamed of your
selves he cried, Indignantly: ''even
the dumb animals rebuke you"
OCH" replied the scotchman, .'tfe
the cat and the dog together like me
and my wife. and see how You'll find
them. New York Times.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-03-18
Omnipresence,

met the ragged coat beside tho e!sancei
rail.
The stained and hardened fingers clasped
in prayer,
And cheeks that seemed as pallid as ths
taper frail--
The spirit called and God was there.
And then heard the laughter of a little
child,
sunlit glimpse of golden. tumh1ed
hair
rhe plunging of frightened steed. =
mother shrieking wild!
The danger past, and God was there.
I saw the lantern CLEAN above the mis-
sion door,
The little band of Christians by the
stair.
The weeping one who knelt upon the
mission floor
4 soul awoke. and God was there
VICTOR A. HERMANN. (.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-03-18
Two Methods,

THE average married woman" said
Henpeck, works her game so as to
play 'man-of-the-house' and get con-
troll of the purse strings"
"Oh, don't know" replied the
other, whose wife is a cute, cooling
little creature, sometimes she plays
her game SO as to work the man-of-
the-house to the same end."-Philadel.
phia Press.