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The Grit-advocate., 1904-01-08

nimented me and recommended me
for promotion
There, what do you think OF that.
girls" cried the delighted Mary. as "a
vision of Fred. with her arm in his,
walking along the street, hoated be-
fore her eyes.
"Oh. do send his letter to the pa
per-" advised Sadie Hopkins.
Yes, Mary, do entreated the 9TH
crS.
DO you think they would print it?''
she asked.
Think? | know they would" re-
piled Sadie. Copy the part you read
to us, Mary, and send it in; it will ap-
pear next Sunday"
And so it came about that one of
the foremost weekly papers of London
published an account of the heroism
of Fred NARROW.
Col. st. Quentin sat in the CORFU
gated iron shanty which served for
his headquarters. He had just been
receiving reports from the block
houses scattered along the railway.
He was wishing something would turn
up to break the monotony of the stu
alton and dispel the ennui that had
crept upon him. Just then his or
derly entered.
Hello, Pemberton,' he exclaimed.
ANY news? Confound it, there is
not Boer in the country, and |
don't see the necessity for keeping
us here in this blooming country now.
alternately roasting and shivering.
Kitchener has them about all cor
rallied"
NO news of Beers around here,
colonel replied the orderly. saluting.
but have some news from the front
by way of London"
Cad! what is it," asked the
colonel. Anything important? Not
peace. eh?"
"Oh. no. It's an account of some
of our past exploits. Read that" and
the orderly took from his pocket a
copy of the Weekly News, indicating
with his finger the part he desired the
colonel to read. The latter read the
article through, looked at the date OF
the paper, and then at his orderly
That's rich, isn't it?" he remarked
IT'S too good to keep to ourselves.
Pass the order around, Pemberton. to
have the men parade and formed into
a square,"
Good. Now for some fun" solilo.
quiZed the orderly, as he started to
deliver his colonel's orders.
When the men formed, the colonel
standing in the center of the square
read to them an account of the Won
derful achievement of one of their
number. When he had finished read
ing, he addressed the battalion:
Il feel that an apology is due from
me to the brave fellow in our ranks
whose gallant deed has 10 long Seen
The Grit-advocate., 1904-01-08
Millions In Oats.

Salzer's New National oats yielded
in 1903 in Mich. 2i0 bu., in Mo-, 255 bu.,
in n. D., 80 bu.. and in 80 other
states from $50 to 800 bu. per acre. Now
this Oat If generally grown in 1904.
yield, and millions of dollars to the
farmers purse. Try it for 1904. Largest
Seed Potato and Alfalfa Clover grow
ers in America.
SalZer's SpeltZ. Beardless Barley.
Home Builder Corn. Macaroni Wheat.
Pea Oat. Billion Dollar Grass and Ear
liest Canes are money makers for you,
Mr.. Farmer.
JUST SEND THIS NOTICE AND 10c
in stamps to John a. Salzer Seed Co..
La Crosse. Wis. and receive in return
their big catalog and lots of farm seed
samples. CIV. n. u
The Grit-advocate., 1904-01-08
When You. Grocer Says

he does not have Defiance Starch. yon msy
lie sure he is afraid to keep it until his
stock Of IL OF. packages nre sold. Dsasncs
Starch is not only better than any other
Cold Water Starch, but contains I6 OF. to
the package and sells for same money - II
OF. Strands.
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Now" said his mother severely.
you've got a stomach ache just be-
cause you stole into the pantry and
ate all that mine pie Yes groaned
the boy, but it was worth it."
The Grit-advocate., 1904-01-08

teen years | suffered
with terrible pain
IN my back. ! did
rot know what il
was TO enjoy a
nights st. and
arose in the morn
ing feeling tired and
unrefreshed. Ny
suffering som etimes
was simply inde-
scribable. When |
finished the first box
OF Doan's Kidney
Pills l felt like a
different woman. |
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Stops the Cough and
Works OFF the Cold
Laxative Bromo 9Iinine Tablets. Price &C

Have you noticed that beautiful
crocus, pushing its way up through the
cold ground?" No: but I've been
gunnin' for that crow cuss tryin' to
pull uD our ccrn."
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fnaist on Gettino IL,

Some grocers say they don't keep Do
hance Starch because they have a stock in
hand Of 12 c. brands, which they know
cannot be sold to customer who has once
used tho 16 OF. pkg. Defiance Starch Tor
some money.
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continued until l had taken five boxee.
Doan's Kidney Pills act very effec-
lively, very promptly. relieve the ach-
Ing pains and all other annoying diff
cuties"
Foster Milburn Co, Buffalo, N. Y.
For sale by all druggists. price 50
cents per box.
The Grit-advocate., 1904-01-08

Maud-That is Miss Ryuo. the heiress.
She was born. you know. with a silver
spoon in her mouth Mabel-OnspectnE
her)-She looks as if it might have been a
soup ladle.
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FITS rermsu-ns Cured -'ont. Crnervousna.s nftss
bret dsy nse nf Dr. Kline Crest Nerve ksstArss.
send for FREE $500 trial ootiie and trsssiss-
DR. II IL. kIISk Ltd. 81 Arch st. PhisdsphtA. Pa.
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You say they have Blones in a straight
Ilcket. How did they manage it:' %.
his wife talked him into it
The Grit-advocate., 1904-01-08

Capt Jones-I met Col Brown this
morning and he was half full MAJ.
Smith-Yes poor fellow He was retired
on half-paY last month.
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Don't the man in there ever get tired -
asked little Jane after listening half an
hour to Il phOnograph.
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COMPLETELY RESTORED.

Mrs. ?. Brunei. wife Of P. Brunei,
stock dealer. residence Bill Grand
ave. Everett, Wash. says: For IF.
The Grit-advocate., 1904-01-08

Some men are constantly trying to
lower the record OF meanness.
The Grit-advocate., 1904-01-08

I1o not believe Piso's Cure for Consumption
has an equal for coughs and colds.-JoHN y
BoYEH, Trinity Springs, Ind, Feb. IS, 1900
The Grit-advocate., 1904-01-08

TT beats all how good a cigar you can
BUY Tor . cents r. YOU buy the right
brand. Try "A 'BuIIhead
The Grit-advocate., 1904-01-08

When there Is nothing 10 divIde-that 10
70 say. when the divide ends-thcis are
40 dividends
The Grit-advocate., 1904-01-08

Patient-Doctor J had a most horr,d
dream last night. Dcctor-What was IT?
Patent.l dreamed that l was paying
your bill
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Jones has Il new addition to his fami-
ly." Indeed? l must congratulate him.
"Hold on-it'S Il son-in-law.'
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The mildest tobacco that grows is used
In the makeup of BaNtcrs Bullhead o
cent cigar Try one and see.
The Grit-advocate., 1904-01-08

The woman who wastes her breath
talking never seems in want of any.
The Grit-advocate., 1904-01-08

After a woman gts on the shady side
of forty she speaks of herself and her Yel
male friends as us girls"
The Grit-advocate., 1904-01-08
Those Who Have Tried Il

WIN use no other. Defiance Cold WatsA
Starch has no equal In Quantity or Quail
ity-l6 OF. for ~ cents. Other brands co1s
tan only IL OF.
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Why It Is the Best
10 because made by an entirely difYersns
process. Defiance Starch Is unlike any
other, better and one-third more for 10
CoptA
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A combination OF mushroom appetite
and toadstool judgment is apt to prove
fatal.
The Grit-advocate., 1904-01-08

It's an easy matter to bear the aches
of another'S corns.
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500 Reward, SiOO.

Everything comes to him who waits
except the money he loaned a friend
The Grit-advocate., 1904-01-08

a whisky still is SO called because the
moonshiner has to work it on the quiet.
The Grit-advocate., 1904-01-08

II you have smoked Bullhead scent
cigar you know how good they are: II
you have not. better try one.
The Grit-advocate., 1904-01-08

4 smile of satisfaction goes with ono OF
Bkxter's "Bullhead" scent cigars.
The Grit-advocate., 1904-01-08

No muss or failures made with
PUTNAM FADELESS DYES.
The Grit-advocate., 1904-01-08

as Mrs. Lofty still in mourning for
black for him
The Grit-advocate., 1904-01-08

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup.
For children tccthng softens tho gums reduces in
laulnaon, allays psin. cures wind coiic 2oc bottle.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1904-11-13
FOR SEASON RESIDENTS

t5suYs climatic and scenic attractions ought different
atenptd-not dscardng good methods OF e past
being put forth only matter OF large
transportation still lacking object ana
pleasure
the migratory disposition popua
ton people they please the face
fitting tne
physician glance lines invitation to tram or
abroad for gratifying the nah
able right the pursuit of apt to result IN an "
the comparative of for tourists
The sort of appeal which has been sad to De lacking lot
of winch
@ desirable residence here and there placed IN MS naids m
toPover
residence bland and perny equaD
few lands equad for beauty and nDy Inc
world around.
traveller whose steamers touching enable
him to make PAIL the Museum the
public buildings drbbng along the route
eiuey spirit ay-o'ei
volcanic wonders the great mountains
gche The fertile valleys the plantations the
Hawan never the
diversified landscape dotted with villas
Of wealthy OF the home mainland and OF
find whenever they inclined to ok
way,th paradise of their dreams
reaching of people described could there be
anything profer Just the
Let the Hawaii Promotion
of available residences m are always
IN will permit
all the great cities of the of
residents living upon
dwellings
mentioned Their premises probably those
suggested than il left the
of
Is LING hst nav he called season residents to Honolulu would be
the
- nnrio who have the means of taking COM
of For
rigor
discovered will be found by all to
either elsewhere
under the of either and all the year round
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1904-11-13
THE MATTER WITH KULA.

cultivated for beans and
In the rushing into
the idea that vegetables would
in egdo Sandwich Islands"
nobly Potatoes there 10 oan
left help feed the white
of
heavily the
half of wholly unient 1age
and their bad condition has been
by That Mr. Anterior drew
wondered considering that his agricultural
marketing early
be ali the time the richest
agricultural of
bushes land
a of will become weak
the
fertilizer which will the taken from
Wilder
which
badly,
grandfather
kind would anywhere
deserts of California and Arizona
of of Western Kansas
hills Canada
Nor
cabbage
white miller
cabbage
sprinkld half of cbbge will
Watch of the
No advice could be
agriculture But much
of think all
of well
idly and in al1t is bearing
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1904-11-13
ARE LIES PERMISSIBLE
A Study in the Ethics of Untruth.

scribing for her to humor her. and that,
further, he must decline advising a
trip to Europe for her health; that, if
she needed springs, there were many
in California superior to Carlsbad, and
that really the latter was only a fash
ionable fad, and generally an ex-
euse to go shopping in Paris
The lawyer, who came next. was
compelled to tell the jury that he con-
sidered his client had no case, and
that his own private opinion vas that
he ought to be convicted
The politician had to put himself into
clean politics for the time being, and
tell the strikers who called on him that
he thought them dishonest.
The clergyman told his congregations
that the Bible was not an inspired
book, but simply a history of the Jews;
that it was nonsense, in the light of re-
cent scientific research. to believe that
the world was created in days; that
there was no doubt but that man had
evolved through countless ages from
lower forms of life; that the Adam ana
Eve story while it was very pfctur-
esque and one that an ignorant people
might accept, was in this age entirely
exploded.
The merchant and the others had
similar experiences.
A great many of the disagreeabls
people We meet are truth-teIIers: peo-
pie do not want to hear the truth
Good morning, Mrs. James. how old
and ugly you are looking this morn
ing" We'll, old man. how do you do:
why, I declare you are looking ten
years older than when I saw you last"
Or you meet a very charming young
lady with pinple on her nose with
which she has been struggling half
the morning, with powder and cam
phor ice. The first thing you say, for
Continued on page ID p
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You often hear the question discuss
ed, Is lying permissible under any
circumstances? Is it immoral, un-
gentlenanly, to lie? Do men or wom-
en- lie the most? Is there such a
thing as legitimate lying? Is it posi-
BILE to tell the truth under all circum-
stances? Is an exaggeration lie?
We often hear the remark, ITO lie
like a gentleman" In England, which
pretends to be religious country. the
most popular thing the then Prince of
Wales ever did was to swear, in a
court of law, to a lie. OF course, this
was to protect the character of a wom-
an. We do not remember that the
pulpit found any fault, and everybody
clapped their hands, although the
whole country knew he preferred chiv-
airy to truth-telling. If he had told
the truth people would have said he
was a cad, a sneak, or coward. Was
this conduct consistent with the laws
of God or of society? We think of
both.
Several of US We're discussing this
subject at the club, one evening re-
Gently. There were present doctor.
a lawyer, a banker, preacher, a poll
tician, and a merchant. They agreed
among themselves that for one week
they would tell the truth and nothing
but the truth.
The first one to pass through the
crucible of truth-telling was the poor
doctor. The very first patient to come
.,,@1 lit
who desired him to advise her husband
that it was necessary that she should
have change of air and a trip to Carls-
bad. The doctor was forced to tell
her that there was nothing the matter
with her: that he had known it for
months; that he had only been pre-
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1904-11-13

COMMERCIAL NEWS|
BY DANIEL LOGAN.
BY DANIEL LOGAN.


Business in general lively should be
the Here usually
succeeded by the activity
markets for natural products ruling high natural
of the present OCCASION
the election with its attendant of
holiday the hopeful feeling
inspired by of market beginning some
months prospects durability found quite
unimpred Though politics has no place in this cumn the TI A
ton be adverd regarding gfny large
% Of practical and experienced business returned
and results making for efficiency Territory
STOCKS BONDS.
Both IN Honolulu and San Francisco the week has yielded lively markets
the share begin
ming with January the directors Sugar Co
was directly followed quotations of that stock
aoo No b 0Ja sf Of Il G Co. has occurred since Wednesday
price khei showed decline from mdweek
crop prospects for from all
the week are as follows in their order to each security:
soo shares 1psr sroo, Is
$4,000 Hawaiian Government
$3.50; Waiaua Agricultural s25os SIS IS at
at same Kahutu Plantation CO. {par
@ IS shares $50; EIonokaa Sugar
shares ss7s.
missioner extensive ranehng
two of mixed fee and
$4,000 the smaller one for $3.50
total OF $3.50 The property has fallen into good hands for development
purchaser being the advanced farmers the
Buchhotz has succeeded coffee
clearly a
There of
Vineyard liha
for $4,000 1t was sold to the for $1,000
Property flowing Treasury
ne ca ss been psng registered ,9s . a the
week and will ready redeem 100000
the All
The War Department
muki
purchases will
proposal
benefit of the Philippines
The worlds
things before
alarmed Philippine OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES Hawaii
of the Far East The
and Manila
of benefits derived With
while food tide
week The Hawaiian Live Stock Breeders Association will
purchase Volcano House
hotel
of Public
emodelng
Atkinson Washington
of
in the Hawaiian Public
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1904-11-13

Mr.
the
majority of Honolulu
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1904-11-13

of
that large be added that already
"ah VIII De ADOPTED by congress We
ubo NAV e
elect him bird ern.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1904-11-13

Somebody asks in print who George is That's e. ~ :
CHAIRMAN OF ne hawaiian steering Committee commodore Of the u
Pilots Association he also has in chancery = ~ '
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1904-11-13

The story OF Gen. KuokTs death Russian
not be But if the General a.
the the c,s a
that mig encourage the enemy ~ NA news
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1904-11-13

Wanted-A Nurseryman
81 SS5SSskas.saS Joe Pratts Sad Tale
Sas go s>-se.~-~.A-~-A-~~N.A.A.s-~
petition particular
the merits of the Dow case but were willing to do favor that did not cost them
hanging providing the mixed with of
tailor shop petition apparently
That document and all signed by of the
first of Honolulu In the Dow
was one which in any other State or Territory would have been
punished one which caused the flight Of VIM H Wright and one which
bring general
good story day Nordhof which
the methods of James Gordon Bennett Early
ing his home Coronado Beach Mr. Nordhof
dispatch Cleveland might
Provisional Government
false but Nordhof feared
was then lying remote Medternean port Mr. Bennett once eabd
Mr. Nodho write and forward column editorial expressing his
day. by
cbed the Herald in which it appeared leader Following the
pearanee of the article Mr. Nordhof sent here
There joke day clergy
meetings
Clubs Cecil Brown
they reluctantly drop
They few thick and in the late forgotten
prophecy
quite prepared party Tuesday
Shattered Hope Spotted Skirt and Dismal Epap That is What
came to pass SO the obituary returns and sitting the remains
Coroner this verdict: Deceased his death
through the of Republican party No
The Central did next to nothing except receive the bouquets in
Oahu that master politician fairly argued
Fifth
needed line and threatening them if
ticket" Jim
Kuphea Shirt work of the Fifth
henry Vida was Just the man The two leaders put m their best eks m
their the Central Committee presided meetings and handled some
Of the funds advanced the foohts when the counted
After the whole thing the Democratic looked like the boy the
elephant had stepped on and spread acre lot
They are telling weird tales of election tricks The problem before the party
una whips the old how to
make had paid for work the streets and
payroll the un
tell would cluson of the voting booth One
votes You see the number on YOUR ticket We'll will be pulled off BY
going keep your He tell if it
fits the the straight ticket lose job
Mind merely telling the tale it
told fully of who bet and lost
the profits off eleven suits Of clothes However that another story and we
will also heard from native that he had been gwen
sample ballot under the real when he made his mark The idea
81 ps npln m 'n Thl l re t ~ +bt - esev tbnq
all inadvertently doing
There is room in Honolulu practical nursem
line of utings
glad show
thing blkneed cheviot pants) if
Founding of that
kind mean tre date or cocoa PALM breadfru apple kku
on where? The Government the business to
the Individual chance but his Privacy blamed private thar
he doesn't the front Why Rochester he
people
well for when they them and they want lot
Governors
eaces
| ANDREWS col fk o.,...........
What Andrews colored freak
Continued ON Page ID
Arizona republican., 1904-02-07
IA CHARACTER FACTORY OF NEW
 ENGLAND.

There is a school in Springfield. Mas achuset.s whose business it is to train young m ar ! women of foreign birth or parentage for intelligent American citizenship. It is a small school. and feeble, whose slogan is not chanted by throngs Of friends on athletic fields, or at the alumni banquets, whose name is unknown outside the little round of its immediate activity. But to every Amer ican O. the old stock who holds his country dear the French-American col lege must be an object of interest. It is an effort to develop a force which shall help to save New Englan to her self. to preserve the old type of civili- zation now SO vigorously threatened by the constantly rising tide of immigra- tion.
 The lack of work for the students is a serious matter. For this is a poor mans college. and most of the students work out a considerable part of their expenses. The boys take care of the buildings and the grounds, and the girls work in the women's hall, help about the cooking, and serve in the dining room. There is printing office which furnishes most of the work for the young men. The college pulisbes the ''French-Ameriean Sitizen,' a sixteen page weekly paper on which the stud ents do all the work except the print ing, for they have no press. Every boy learns the printers trade. A sched- ule is made out each week and posted on the bulletin board showing the amount cf type each must set.
 There is a regular form of contract which each student signs at entrance. It sets forth just what his expenses will be for the year (the average is less than $15O0, and he states what he Is prepared to pay in cash. The rest he pays in manual labor. and the college | frankly declares that inasmuch as labor is not worth so much to it as money he will be required to work 20 per cent more than he is charged in cash.-Col- | Hers Weekly.
Arizona republican., 1904-02-07
THE OLD DOMINION.
Satisfactory Progress Being Made in
 New Construction Work.

Of the new construction work going on at the Old Dominion the Silver Belt says:
 Mechanics are installing the furnaces and cOnverters at the new smelter all the material for which has been de- livered. The electric crane is being used to place the machinery.
 Two electric locomotives and a gen orator have arrived.
 Half of the skelton work for the new power house at the smelter has been erected. and nothing further can be done toward it's completion until the areial tramway is removed.
 A 250-horse power Nordberg- Corliss engine. which will be directly con nected to a 10000 cubic foot Corners vile blower, has arrived. All the foundation work for the jack shafts has been completed.
 Grading for the fiue dust chamber has been largely completed.
 As soon as the standard gauge ore cars (capacity, 50,000 tons each) arrive it is the intention to dismantle the tramway and use these cars for deliv- ering the ore from the mine to the smelter. This can be done without interfering with the operation of the smelter, and will allow the smelter building, smelter power house and, in fact, the entire new smelting plant to be completed. and will enable the operation of both smelling plants at the same time if desired.
 The old general office building has been removed to a point opposite the new general office, on the east side ot the railroad track. This is now occu- pied as electrical shops, but eventually will be used either as a shelter office or chemical laboratory. The site o1 the old office has been graded to the | level of the shelter building. 1 At the mine the new air compressor has been in regular commission fol about two weeks. It is a compound two stage Nordberg- -Corliss of q ca | pacity of 2.000 cubic feet per minute It is working very smoothly and at ar enormous saving over the old air com air as compared to 50 pounds by the old machine.
 | The foundation for the gallows frame are completed, and a part of the steel i work for the gallows frame-to be iG feet high-has arrived. The remainder is expected any day, at which time the ! temporary gallows frame and engines will be removed and the steel structure together with the balance of the en gihe house, will be erected. During the time this is being done the station material will be hoisted through the