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The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1904-11-01
VARIETY Opens.

The Star Theatre opened its
doors for the first time last
evening and the performance
proceeded along the usual lines.
There was a big attendance and
everything was conducted in a
very orderly manner. Many Of
the specialties were very good,
being fully equal to anything at
tempted on the bestvaudeville
stages in the country.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1904-11-01

WANTED-At once, apprentice
girl to learn to set type and to
learn the newspaper business
generally. Pioneer office.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1904-11-01
Don't Like Their Own
Medicine.

How would the democrats like
to face such campaign of base
less lies and obscene SANDER as
the supporters of Johnson haye
made against Dunn, inquiries the
Minneapolis Tribune in an able
editorial and goes on to say: They
have feltentirely secure from this.
Apparently the Republicans cap
able of going to the cesspool for
campaign material have been
supporting Johnson this year.
But the democrats have gotten a
taste from their own party organ
Of what Dunn has had to suffer
from them and their allies from
the beginning.
They are in blue funk be-
cause the st. Paul Globe has
brought out some nastiness or
other about Johnson. We do not
pretend to accout for this aston
ishing performance. Perhaps
Rojestveusky sent the Globe a
case of vodka. Certainly it has
been seeing things in the night.
We are only concerned to ask, if
the Johnson cause is so shaken
by one volley of Islander from
their own ranks, where wonld
they have been under continual
fire of it for six months?
Dunn has had to endure this
sort of thing. By comparison
we think he has stood up pretty
we'll under it. Consider the mud
batteries that have showered
him. The jacka] of a dying ad-
ministration has spent It's last
gasp spewing SANDER oyer an
official record that stands high
est in the history of the office
he held; that was praised by the
only democratic governor of the
state; on which the vengeful in.
spirer of il actually ran for the
office of governor.
Some rude asperities of speech
in the mouth of a man of clean
mind and life have been magni-
fed to the ornate Topographic
diction Of Dave Clough. Tales of
drunken orgy have been cried
from the housetops about man
whose weak stomach compels
him to total abstinence; more's
the pity for him. Obscene SLAM
ders have been circulated in hiss
ing whispers about man the
purity of whose domestic life
wins high tribute of praise from
the president of Hamline Metho-
dist University.
Dunn has been enduring this
for six months, mainly from Re.
publicans, The democrats, it
cannot endure one day
of it from their own chief organ.
If the political skin of their can
didates is really so thin and ten
der, it was mighty clever of them
to round up most of the Republi-
can blackguards.. and mud-sling-
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FOR SALE-Part cash and part
exchange, first class saw mill
property with contracts for
saving timber. Box z Med
ford, MINI.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1904-11-01
Arch Deacon Appleby.

1t is announced that Episcopal
services will be held at the Pres
-byterian church Wednesday even
ing, November 2. Arch Deacon
Appleby of Duluth, who reaches
Bemidji at intervals, will deliver
the sermon.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1904-11-01

WANTED TO RENT Good pay
ing meat market. Joe Truit-
ness, ST. Clear, MINI.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1904-11-01

Oh what night!
The ghosts are laid for an
other year.
Halloween looks better the
day before.
Socialists are a-gunning in
Deer River.
- Sm-
Grand Forks wants a Bar
gain Day too.
Everybody wants to be coroner
in Cass county.
Senator Clapp's coming makes
everybody clapp.
Variety and railroads add con-
siderable spice to life.
Kelliher's boom resounds
throughout the north country.
Anyhow Minneapolis juries do
not disagree with Doc Ames.
It was just a little christening
that Battle River got last week.
The republican rally will be a
grand assault all along the
line.
The travelling man can give his
tongue much needed rest after
next Tuesday.
Whether Brother Gustafson or
Brother Moorhead is the pretti-
est man is a question that relieves
the dull round of political recrim-
nation up Tenstrike- Turtle
way.
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e CO.. PIONEER es N.
w., WANT COLUMN Than
HELP WANTED.

WANTED-'To fill your wants.
Nothing does it like a Pioneer
want ad.
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FOR SALE.
FOR SALE-Two cows. A. l..
Coliard, go Minnesota Aye.

FOR SALE-A new mich COW.
A snap. Inquire of Thome &
Meyer.
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FOR SALE-Eight horse power
gasoline saw rig. Complete
and in good running order.
Will sell cheap to responsible
party on easy terms. T. w.
Bell, at Office of d. J. Swed-
back.
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FOR SALE Household goods,
call Monday and Tuesday, at
residence of A. p. White Be-
midi avenue and Sixth ST.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1904-11-01

FOR SALE-Good hind quart
ers of beef at Is cents and
good front quarters at 4 1-2
cents. Other meat at whole
sale prices. Any amount de-
livered. Schaefer, City meat
market, Sank Rapids, MINI.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-08-02
Took the Warning.

Charles" said sharp-yoiced wom'
an to her husband in railway car
rlage. do you knoy that you ard !
once had a romance In a railway car.
riage?"
Never heard of II" replied Charles
in a subdued tone.
Il thought you hadn't: but don't
you remember It was that pair Of slip
pers | presented to you the Christmas
before we were married that led to
our union? You remember how nice
" they fitted, don't you? Well,
Charles. one day when we were going
to a picnic. you had your feet up on a
seat. and when you weren't looking |
took your measure. But for that pair
of slippers | don't believe we'd ever
been married"
A young unmarried man. sitting by.
Immediately took down his feet from
a seat.-London TitBits.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-08-02

]
One spSng observes with much In
terest phoebe bird building her nest
not far from my cabin In the woods
The niale looked on approvingly, but
lid not help He Perched most or the
time on a mullen stalk near the III.
tie spring rnn where phoebe came for
mud
In the early morning hours she
made her trips AT intervals OF mir
ute or fwo The maie flirted his tail
ard called encouraglngly, and when
she started sp the hlll With her load
he wosd aecc atpany her part way.
MS 1t were 10 help her over the steep,
est parts then return TO HIS perch and
watch and call for her return. For
an hour or more witnessed this lit
tie play In bird life. in which the fe,
males part was so primary and the
males so secondary.
There Is something in such things
that seems % lend support to Prof.
Lester r. Wards contention, as set
forth In his Pure Sociology" that
in the natufal evolution or the two
sexes the female was first and the
male second; that he was. In fact.
made from her rib. so to speak, and
no. she from his--John Burroughs In
Harper's Magazine.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-08-02
"Toiletr for Horses.

A beauty hospital for horses has
been established in Europe. Here
horses have their coats electrically
massaged. their hoofs manicured, and
their teeth filed and whitened; and
here they learn TO stand properly and
o move in all the fashionable gaits.
Probably the most interesting and
novel operation to witness is the elec.
rical niassaging of a horses coat.
rhis has the same effect on the coat
If n horse as ON the scalp Of a man;
makes the hair thick and fine and
lossy. and. where the skin has been
ubbed bare. it brings on a new
rcwth.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-08-02
Directors Were pumhfoundsd.

Directors Were pumhfounded
Once there was a'rich mama very
rich man---who wanted to do some
thing handsome for a struggling insti-
tlltion Of learning.
He called the directors together and
said to them;
Gentlemen. ] purpose giving your
Institution $5,000,O00."
But" they said, after they had re-
covered from their surprise. ~ VIII be
impossible for us TO raise the $lo,
900 ,000 that Will bc needed In order 20
secure your muniticent gift.
"Ycu will not need to raise am
$4,000 00o," he replied; the donation
win be unconditional"
Then the money viii be invested
In bonds or real estate. we presume.
and we shall be allowed to use the III.
come in erecting new buildings ana
paying running expenses?" they fal'
tered
Not at ALL responded the rich
man. The gift viii be in cash, TO be
used In any way You please, and when
1t is all gone there will be aRother
$4,000, 900 at your disposal, gentlemen,
II you, have spent the first sum wise
""
The directors consulted together in
whispers and then quietly sent for ap
officer.
The man evidently was insane.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-08-02

The hardest are that sis strcne
men and a boy ~ Is ever kept alive
on was the daily menu Of the Wind
ever's survivors. who were cast ~
on the Irish coast near Kllsegg. Tley
lived for sixteen days on etewed Tore
yarn. without crumb of anything
else to help digest IL except water
and, though it made them Ill. they
kept alive on it, and did not waste
away very much. says a writer In
Answers.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-08-02
Japanese win Grow Taller.

II is predicted that in a generation
or two the Japanese will be as taa as
the average European or Americas,
The Japanese spine is as long as ours.
The shortness of leg is due to the
now abandoned habit of sitting upon
the ankles. by which the arteries
were "licked" and the growing boael
deprived of proper nourishment.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-08-02
GRADED SYSTEM OF ROBBERY
Thrifty Millionaire indignant at En'
tortion In Hotels.

Patrick Driscoll, the millionaire oI
Arizona. says he will visit the 81.
Louis fair this summer. Mr. Dris-
coll, with an income of $4,000 a
month. spends only $50 monthly. He
lives in a small clean cottage and he
cooks his swn meals.
big expenditures mean waste, he
said the other day Il could spend all
my income without difficulty, but |
wouldn't get the worth Of each dollar.
would only be encouraging waste,
extravaganza and double dealing on
every side.
Take. for instance, hotel life.
where you pay $40 or si2 day. That
kind Of life Is fun of duplicity.
Suppose go TO $40 day hotel
My shoe Sits a half inch and | say
to the bellboy:
Take this shoe to the cobbler and
have ii patched up
"An hour later the cobbler's er.
rand boy brings the shoe back. He
hands it to the porter. Here's a
patched shoe from Room 81 he says.
Its 10 cents
The porter hands the shoe to the
hall boy Patched shoe for 81 he
says. II cost Is cents. paid IT,.
Give me the money
"The hall boy takes the shoe to the
bellboy. Here's your patched shoe.
You owe me a quarter on IL, says he.
"And the bellboy finally, brings the
shoe to me- Your shoe he says. II
cost a half dollar. | paid for 1t. sir.
"A day or two later | meet the cob
bier
BY the way ask, what did you
charge for patching that shoe OF
mine?'
why, nothing answers the cob.
bier"
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-08-02
EVENTS or THE WEEK.
Baseball.

/ Baseball.
Tuesday. Wednesday. Thursiay-
Cairo at CIarksville
Friday, Saturday ay-Cairo at Hop
kinsville.
Sunday--Cairo at home with Hop
kinsville.
Turf.
Saratoga Racing Associations meet.
ing began yesterday at Saratoga.
Stake fixtures will be decided this
week as follows Yesterday. Sarato.
ga Handicap. Flash Stakes and Balls
ton Steeplechase Stake; Tuesday. Mo-
hawk Stakes Wednesday. Spinaway
Stakes; Thursday. Alabama Stakes;
Saturday, Great Republic Stakes, Sa
ratoga Special and the Beyerick Stee-
piechase Stake.
Harlem Jocky Clubs summer meet
ing began at Harlem, with the Garden
City Stake as the feature yesterday
Youngster Stake Thursday and the
haywood Handicap Saturday
Continuation of the st. Louis Fair
Association meeting at the Fair
grounds. st. Louis.
Continuation of the Ft. Erie Jocky
Cubs meeting at FIT. Erie.
Harness Racing.
Second week of the Grand Circuit
began yesterday at Buffalo.
Boxing.
Wednesday-At Seattle-Tom Ira
ey VS.. Rufe Turner.
Thursday--At Philadelphia-kid
Locks VS.. Tommy Love.
Friday-At Philadelphia-Ki Bee
be VS.. Tony Bender,
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-08-02
Hoeents for Food.

In an article on the eating Of rats
and mice the London Medical Press
asserts that, apart from prejudice,
there is no particular reason why we
should not feed on our domestic ro-
dents" The editor seems to have the
courage of his convictions. for he
adds: "Their hesh Is delicate and
sayory,"
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-08-02
huli,s Tramway System.

The tramway system OF Hun, Eng.
land, town OF onesfourth of "a mill
ion inhabitants, which Is owned by
the city, is superior almost TO any
road and at a 2-cent fare for all dis,
tances. nets annually over $4,000 for
each mile OF double track.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-08-02
SLAUGHTER Of maqpies.

A Berlin firm his sent to Moscow an
order for the immediate supply OF So
600 magpies, which will be shot to
provide trimmings for wornen's hats.
Agriculturists deplore this wholesale
slaughter of birds which feed largely
on noxious insects"
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-08-02
RAIN AT GAINESVILLE.

Clarksville, Aug. 1.-Rain caused a
postponement of the game scheduled
today between the locals and the
Cairo Champions fresh from their
string of six successive victories over
Paducah.
The game win be played off on
Thursday as it is an open date in the
schedule.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-08-02

Telegraphic reports from Illinois,
Kentucky and Tennessee tell OF the
errors caused in these three states by
the sound OF the cheer raised by the
1000 Cairo rooters when Holy. the
man behind the bat, clouted Brady's
cream puff over the center field fence
for a home run. At Metropolis people
ran out of their homes and guests OF
The Julian deserted the hosiery
thinking that 1t was thunder clap,
precursor OF terrible damage to the
buildings. The Illicit distillers up in
the eastern Kaintuck mountains de-
serted their stills and sought their
holes thinking that 1t was raid or
revenue officers as the thunderous
tones echoed and reverberated from
mountain to mountain. The patients
in the asylum at Hoptown walking up
and down the wards with measured
stride. stopped dead still, and with a
look OF as if something terrible was
about to happen commenced to mum
BILE. At Clarksville, the Seng Diggers,
who were quarreling with one another
and swapping lies about the big sal
aries they were getting, were paralyz-
ed with fright thinking that II was
visitation about TO be visited upon
them for their falsehoods. Up at Hen
derson the Blue Birds. Hoppers and
spectators took to the tall timber
ON the fair grounds thinking that a
cyclone was coming. 1t was not until
yesterday when the news was receiv-
ed in these sections that the people
found out the cause for their terror.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-08-02

The up-to-date poultry raisers IN
Connecticut never sell an egg which is
not stamped with the name Of the
farm on which il was produced and
The date OF selling.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-08-02
R,lsholIsE VICTIMS.

Vincennes, Aug. l.--Alice defeated
the Bughoase Courtiers in slugging
game today Duffy of the locals was
hit hard, but sensational fielding
saved him the day.
The score.
Hop. 30 l / o 0 o. 12 2
Vim. $50 3 2 % . 3 0 2 x--10 IL 3
Batteries Bomar and Moore; DUFF
fy and Lemon Umpire-Zinkans.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-08-02
Munlolaal Expenses Are Small.

The budget OF the 7o9 towns in
European Russia aggregates but half
as much as the budget of Berlin. or
one.fourth as much as that of Greater
New York.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-08-02

How about the prophecy OF The
Bulletin that Cairo would be In the
lead before August i? Here's another
prophecy: Cairo will win the PEN
hant everybody in Cairo believes It,
krxr
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-08-02

4 Frequently disquieting rumors. are
heard regarding supposed disrup
4 tion OF the Kitty league based solely
lupon this city or that city dropping
ont ON account OF financial difficulties
AS often as these rumors have crop
ped out they have been denied by
| those in q position to speak under
standingly. There may be some in
| ternal dissensions at present but all
the same the teams are playing great
ball and are nicely punched for first,
third and fifth positions, with a pos
sibility that even with the present
tail enders If they can go the pace and
finish as good as third The finances
OF every team in the league are In
such shape that assures they VIII nm
ish the season. The press over the
league by the interest and space de-
voted TO the sport has aroused local
pride and nearly every individual IN
the separate communities are ready
TO plunge their hands down deep into
their pockets and put up the neces-
ing to the end OF the season. Every
club has on deposit with the league
treasurer and secretary sufficient
funds TO guarantee all debts incurred
the remainder OF the season. Of
course no one for one instant believes
that any team in the leagse is making
any money or that they could exist
without the subsidies so loyalty con
tributed by the loyal fans in each
city. but 1t Is also true that the at
tendance is better this year than last
season even in the face Of campaign
wear and the Worlds fair, which were
at first supposed to be strong counter
attractions. This increase in patron !
age has lessened the drain upon the |
pockets OF the contributors. The Kit .
ty league is a good one and long may
il survive the storms and difficulties I
that invariably overwneim In maei' 1
strom of disaster all leagues in Glass /
D.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-08-02
Ihorouahnsns.

Whatever a youth undertakes to
learn, he should not be suffered to
leave It untll he can reach his arms
round il and clonch his hands on the
other side Thus he will learn the
habit OF thoroughness.-- Smiles
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-08-02

Have a care. madam" said Mr..
Meeker summoning up little spunk.
The worm will turn" did you
ever know the worm to hurt anybody
when 1t turnedg' calmly asked his
wife.-Chicago Tribune.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-08-02

Whoa. Pa-dook-y, What dye mean
|hy permitting the Henrietta Blue
birds to shut you OUT Brace up and
make it close fight. II Cairo cant
win the penaant, why you ought to
have the rag, but wen fight you for IT,
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-08-02

dates. Paducah win play at vincennes
In addition to the above, three games
on Aug 6, and 8. these being schei'
uled games.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-08-02

Under the management OF the new
owners the Paducah team exhibits a
desire to play ball and none OF thai
senseless kicking and rag chewing
that was In evidence during the early
part of the season is to be seen now
The management put its foot down
on the 1beef' trust and told the play
ers to attend to their branch OF the
game while they would see to com
plaints, IL they deemed 1t necessary TO
make any.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-08-02

what lovely quartette, Freeman
McGill, Brahic and Brady would make
singing. u got mine
10 Pa-dook-y: Ask Barney Dry
foot Of the Pittsburg Pirates TO as
sist you. But ii looks just now as II
Barney needs all he can get for him
self
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-08-02

Pa-dook-y by losing yesterday drop
Ied cut OF the 600 class leaving the
all by themselves.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-08-02
Drunkenness Rare IN A,,v

Alcoholism is extremely rare In the
Italian army. In 1901, the latest for
which figures are available. only
twenty-five cases were admitted to the
hospitals
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-08-02
WhERE THEY PLAY.

Cairo at Clarksyille.
Paducah at Henderson
Hopkinsvillc at Vincennes.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-08-02

The Bulletin in enumerating the
many presents received by Iron Mar
HolycrogR for his home run hit Of Sun,
day overlooked the following one
pair Walkover shoes from c. O Ter
rell & co. One baby buggy and crit
from the Paducah branch of tht
Rhodes-Burford Furniture Co. calr'
rooters, $40. e. McIlhenny, New ipe
rid, La, one dozen bottles Tabasce
sance. Nelson Soule. druggist oh'
bottle Pe-ru.na. Winter Bros, ton o.
re-distilleI ice and one quart OF Crosse
q Blackweli's chow-chow. Hoiycros.
ii thinking seriously OF setting W
housekeeping in Cairo, notwithstand
ing he has a home in Danyiile, II ne
could receive rag carpet.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-08-02
ISE'DA[L CHAT
FOR CAIRO FANS
Iron Man from Danville.

The Saint AIMS OF St Louis defeat
ID the Harrisburg ball team yesterday
" = score of nine to four.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-08-02
BASE BALL RESULTS
KITTY LEAGUE.
HOW THEY STAND.
MONDAYS RESULTS.

Clarksville- Cairo Rain.
Henderson, 4 Paducah, 0.
Vincennes, 10; Hopkinsyille, 5.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-08-02
AT KANSAS CITY.

Kansas City, 4; St. Paul, 2 (13 in
nings).
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-08-02
NATIONAL LEAGUE.
AT NEW YORK.

NEW YORK.
Game postponed on account of rain.
AT BROOKLYN.
Game postponed on account of rain.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-08-02

Columbus. 3; Toledo, .. Twelve in
nings)
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-08-02
HEADED DOWNWARD.

Henderson. Aug. 1.-The locals de-
feated the Paducah team today with
Freeman in the box.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-08-02
AT MILWAUKEE.

Milwaukee. 8; Minneapolis. 10.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-08-02

The game scheduled between Cairo
and Clarksville at Clarksville yes
terday and which was postponed on
account OF rain, will be played on on
Thursday 1t being an open date in the
schedule. The game scheduled Tor
Monday at Hopkinsville with CAIRO
viii be played off on Friday, Aug. 4,
the transfer having been made by
agreement. On Sunday, Aug. z Cairo
and Hopkinsyille will play at Cairo
the game having been transferred IN
May. Paducah will play off her three
postponed games with Vincennes on
Aug. 4. 5 and 9. these being open
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-08-02
AT DES MONIES.
AT SIOUX CITY.

Sioux City-Colorado Spring. Pos;
poned rain.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-08-02

Just as long as the Fleiscnmanh
clean ball, anti-kicking law Is on the
books--fathered by the Cincinnati
club and unanimously adopted--just
80 long will the umpires be armed
against diamond fiare-ups, but despite
laws and regulations. human passions
will continue to have their innings
and there will be run.ins between
players and umplres. Armed wlth
authority to put through the mos
drastic measures the umpire holds
weapons that enable him to virtually
nunish club for offenses of a player
that crate upon the dignity OF the
fudge Of play. Every time he makes
a close decision one side has KICK
coming, or thinks so, To hear some
players talk 1t would be taken lot
granted that all good umpires are
dead.--Cincinnat Enquirer.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-08-02
AT BLOOMINGTON.

Batteries-Parker and Donovan /;
Eastman and Thiery.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-08-02
WESTERN LEAGUE.

At ST. JOSEPH.
ST. Joseph, /; Omaha, 0.
--~---H-f---------
AT DES MONIES.
Des Molnes. 2; Denver, T.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-08-02
AMERICAN LEAGUE.
AT CLEVELAND.

Batterles--Bernhard and Bemis;
Young and Criger.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-08-02
AMERICAN ASSOCIATION.
Al INDIANAPOLIS.


Indianapolis. IA; Louisville. 5.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-08-02
THREE.EYE LEAGUE.
AT DECATUR.

Batteries-Robertshaw and Krebs;
Deller and Williams.