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The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1904-01-01
a Field for Investigation.

Yes, our Oldest son is Of very IL
curing disposition. He delights IN
investigating things and is always
digging and prying in places where
there's a chance of upturning some
thing surprising"
Il haven't noticed it.
Haven't you? Well, you just watch
him at the table and you'll see that he
always calls for mince pie
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1904-01-01
Half Section of the New Bridge.

the government and will remain there
about ten months, after which he Will
90 TO South America. While ABROAD
he will be chiefly busted with Ia"
work and the gathering of books for
the library of Congress. Mr.. Scott Is
a New York man and has held schol-
arsbips in Columbia, Cornell, chicago
and the University of Pennsylvania.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1904-01-01
TOO STRENUOUS FOR RUSSIANS.
Senator Reveridne Wore Out Relays
of Interpreters.

Senator Beveridne Wore Out Relays
of Interpreters.
When Senator Beveridge OF Indiana
was collecting material for his book,
The Russian Advance" he engaged
an Interpreter and started with Ameri-
can hustle. At the end OF the hrst
day the Russian was limp, and at the
close of the second day he was in
state of collapse. When the third
night came the Russian begged for
davis rest. He disappeared perma-
nently, but sent back word that no one
could work for a man who did year
work in one day. After that Mr.. BeV-
eridge resigned himself to relay sys-
TEN of interpreters, but he says the
Russians have no real staying powers
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1904-01-01
Governor Refuses Honor.

The youthful Governor ID. Z. hey
ward of South Carolina recently ad-
dressed a meeting of ex-Confederate
veterans to such acceptance that one
~ them enthusiastically proposed that
tho Confederate Cross of Honor be
conferred upon him. The resolution
was passed, but the governor has re-
minded its mover that he was too
Young at the time to serve in the Con-
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1904-01-01
Naw Chief of Division.

George Winfield Scott, class OF 20
of stanford university, has been ap-
nointed chief of the newly created
division of law of the library OF Con
oress at Washington. The position is
an administrative one and the salary
has been fixed at $4,000 year. He
will go to Europe in the interest OF
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1904-01-01

State Farmers Mutual Insurance
Co.. of S. Omaha, Nebr., is one OF the
most successful farm insurance com
NAMES in the West. Organized 1882
has 100000 insurance in force Is
sues a perpetual policy that does not
expire just before fire. Annual meet
ing Jan. u, 1904. We want live Aets'
B. R. STOUFFER, Sec'y.
It B. HOLMAN, Pres.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1904-01-01
Love Is Blind.

Sal-Whats thet? l can't get no
man? Why, Hi Morton jest begged me
t. marry him when he wus over last
week
Slump, I allus did hear as how
beggars was poor choosers.-New York
Sun.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1904-01-01
Somewhat Different.

WiIder-Poor outlook. Brokeum. Tbs
doctor says you'll never live to see
so.
Brokeum-Oh, knew that long ago
Wilder-Why, don't YOU expect tc
reach two score and ten?
Brokeum-Oh, I thought he meant
I'd never live to see $50.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1904-01-01
Senator Tillman's Counterfeit Bill.

AS the story is told in the South,
Senator Benjamin Tillman Of South
Carolina received a counterfeit S1OO
bill in part payment for his lecture on
the race question which he delivered
in Savannah, Ga. He deposited it with
the financial clerk of the Senate in
Washington and soon after was IN
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1904-01-01
Half Section of the Old Bridge.

formed by letter that it had been sent
to the treasury department and had
been pronounced a counterfeit and
punched full of holes. A Savannah
bank, from which the bill had been
drawn, made the loss good to the SEN
atOr
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1904-01-01

Yes, Alonzo, by all means marry a
girl who can swim; she will realize
the Importance OF keeping her mouth
shut.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1904-01-01

$500 Der NJ. Lewis "Single Binder
straight SC cigar, costs more than Other
brands, but this price gives the dealer a fail
profit and the smoker better cigar
Lewis Factory, Peoria, Ill.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1904-01-01

wopI MS GREATEST SUSPENSION BRIDGE OPENED
FOR TRAFFIC IN THE EASTERN METROPOLIS

federate army and that he feels only
those soldiers Of the Confederate army
who wore the gray are entitled to the
badge of honor which this bronze
cross Is.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1904-01-01
~ , ,AMsR,Rc BRIDGE CONNECTING BROOKLYN

powders, cologne, dandruff cures,
smelling salts and complexion restora-
tives. 1t also appears that the senate
used four tons of hay in the fisca! year
just ended.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1904-01-01

The man who would retain his
friends should not fail to remember
that there are great many things
he should forget.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1904-01-01
The Doctors Orders.

Dedelia-Phat are yez doin' takin'
the lock of the cupboard dure. Pat?
Are yez chraZy?
Pat-No, darlint: tn dochtOr tould
NE to-day thot 1 must quit boltin' me
food-and I'm going 10 obey insthruc-
tiOnS,
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1904-01-01

Superior quality and extra quantity
must win. This is why Defiance
Starch is taking the place OF all
others
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1904-01-01

The people who are always LOOKING
for bargains seldom get rich as quick
" as those who offer them.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1904-01-01

The claims to wisdom of owls ant
q multitude of men rest upon theil
looks and nothing more.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1904-01-01
4 Mean Character.

Growell-He's about the meanest
white raln | ever met.
Howeli-At any rate, he's success
ful. He has taken advantage Of hi5
opportunities.
Growell-His opportunities w@r'
small no doubt; another proof OF his
meanness.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1904-01-01

Take care of your enemies, ane
vour friends will take care OF them
selves.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1904-01-01
Reversed.

THE average man out of work al
Ways declares ne would have been al
right if he had only had good show
tie last place"
UNLESS he's an actor; then his cryV
is if he had only had a good place
in the last show .'"-Philadelphia
Press.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1904-01-01

When you attempt to strike a
match in the dark the head is always
on the other end.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1904-01-01

Perfectly simple and simply perfect
is dyeing with PUTNAM FADLESs
DYES.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1904-01-01

It takes a lot Of cold cash to mel
a marble heart.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1904-01-01
II Is better to collect your thoughts
than TO borrow other peoples.

mother 0ray's Sweet powders fo- Children.
Successfully used by Mother Gray, nurss
in the Children's Home in New York. cure
Constipation, Feverishness, Fad Stomach,
Teething Disorders, move and regulate the
Bowels and Destroy Worms. Over 80. Quotes
timonials At all Druggists. 25c Sample
FREE. Address A. 5. Olmsted, Lehoy, N. Il
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1904-01-01

To Cure a Cold in One day.
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets All
druggists refund money If it fails TO cure |oc.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1904-01-01

It's the worker who succeeds in life
not the fellow who is worked.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1904-01-01

what's the meanin' of respOn5er-
bjlity. jimmy
oh, we'll. suppose as yer had tTo
's,ender buttons on yer pants, an orc
cum OFF. Wy all the responserbi..:j
nd be on the Otheri"
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1904-01-01

60 Miss Alice Bailey, OF
Atlanta, Ga, escaped the sur.
geon's knife, by using Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
"DEAR Mrs. P1NKHAM 81 wish to
express my gratitude for the restored
health and happiness Lydia Il. PINK
ham's Vegetable Compound has
brought into my life. -,
"I had suffered for three years WIN
terrible pains at the time Of menstrua-
tion, and did not know what the trouble
WAS until the doctor pronounced 1t m
Illumination of the ovarics, and
proposed an operation.
"I felt SO weak and sick that felt
surc that I could not survive the ordeal,
end so told hir that l would not un,
dcrro it. The following week L read
an advertisement in the paper OF your
Veretable Compound in such an emcr-
ercncv. and so decided to try it. Great
was nv Joy to find that / actually I'M
proved after taking two bottles, SO L
f.cpt taking it for ten weeks, and 2t the
end of that time l was cured. L nao
goined eighteen pounds and was In
excellent health, and am now.
"You surely deserve great success
and you have my very best wishes. -
MISS ALICE BAILEY, so North Boule'
ward. Atlanta, Ga. = $4,000 forfeit if crigfna
of aboue letter proring gcnuneneSa cannot oe pro-
daced.
If they would take Lydia T.. PINK, INK.
hams Vegetable Compound ano
be well.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1904-01-01

Some men are so easy-going that
after awhile they cease to go at all.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1904-01-01

DO YOUR CLOTHES LOOK YELLOW
Ifso, use Red Cross Bell Blue. 1t will make
them white as snow. 2 OF. package Genus
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-12-08
Aunt Sally's "At Home"


The true hostess is lOath to rerOg-
nize any privilege for herself but
they are few who have been equal to
the entire self -effacement of Aunt
Sally. Of whom the New York Herald
tells:
Aunt Sally lived in a remote Ken
lucky village, and was locally famed
for kindness of heart and good will
toward her neighbors. For many
months she had been saving her slen-
der means ito give grand party"
she said.
At last the great event came All
Aunt Sally's friends, dressed in their
best, were present, and the evening
was most enjoyable, the only draw
back being the mysterious absence of
the hostess.
Meeting her the next morning, one
Of the youthful guests of the night
before spoke rapturously Of the party.
I'm certainly glad you enjoyed
yourself" returned the old lady. beam
ing with satisfaction. $50 ii really
was a success? Yes? My! l certain.
ly should like to have seen it,
But why were you not there, Aunt
Sally? At your very own party"
Laws, child" answered Aunt Sally.
her face still shining with delight, II
had to stay ia the kitchen and wash
the Dishes
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-12-08


Captain Mix was one Of the earliest
commanders at the old frontier mill.
tary post Of Fort Gibson. 1. T.. when
this whole vast region, now under the
influence Of civilization, was a wilder
ness. occupied only by wild beasts and
rowing bands of wild Indians.
Captain Mix had plenty of work to
do In affording protection to the scat
tered whites and in resisting the wild
tribes of the plains, with whom be was
In almost constant turmoil. The cap
tain had come from the East, and was
accompanied by his wife. She was 4
fine horseback rider and enjoyed out
door life. often riding out with her
husband on the prairies around Fort
Gibson. engaging in the hunt, and
sometimes on expeditions against the
Indians, thus making life to her an
almost continual round Of romance
and adventure.
In one of the military expeditions
| against the fierce Sioux. in which sew
eral companies Of United States troops
were engaged. Captain Mix was am
pushed and killed with a number Of
his command. The sad news seemed
to have changed the whole tenor Of the
life Of Mrs. Mix, who was inconsOla. e
for the loss Of her husband and COM
panion. She brooded over the matter.
and came to the conclusion to avenge
the tragic death of her husband. She
assumed male garb and never missed
an opportunity to join an expedition
against the Sioux to fight them, being
daring and reckless almost to mad
ness. distinguishing herself In many a
hard and bloody fight.
Mrs. Mix. in her male disguise as 4
scout. continued her warfare Of re-
venge for about eight years. under
going many hardships and dangers
and becoming noted for reckless brav-
cry and good fortune. so that she at
tracted attention of head officers of
the army and others, and thereby be-
came noted.
In one Of the expeditions against
the enemy the whites were ambushed,
some killed and others captured.
among the latter being Mrs. Mix. She
managed to escape from her captors,
and after a long journey through the
wilderness In winter weather reached
the fort in a famished and almost dy-
ing condition, when her sex became
known. Although possessing a strong
constitution. she never recovered from
her journey through the wilderness.
becoming a physical wreck. and died
at the fort about a year later.-FOrt
Gibson Il. IT, Post.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-12-08

The Bible.-The Bible Is wisely
called the book of books" 1t is the
have drawn their inspiration. 1t con-
tains the history Of nation which
has contributed more to civilization
than any other. 1t contains a sys-
tenn Of ethics that 10 the foundation
Of enlightened society and code Of
laws which is the foundation Of all
civilized government.-Rev. Fl. G.
Lindsey, Methodist. Pittsburg, Pa.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-12-08
FIRST TO CROSS ATLANTIC.
steamer Sirius Barely Beat the Grea
Western In 1888,

steamer Sirius Barely Beat the Great
Western In 1888.
The metal Of the first steamer that
ever crossed the Atlantic from tho
United Kingdom is to-day performing
equally responsible duties in the form
Of new steam fittings, says the Lon.
don Express.
The steamship was the Sirius, built
Of wood and propelled by paddles.
She started from Queenstown OH
April 3, 1888. Her story is one of the
many rOlnances Of commerce
After eighteen days she reached
New York in a pitiable state. Hey
owners had underestimated the fuel
she would require and the crew had
been compelled to burn everything
c0mbustible OH board to keep the boil
ers going.
On the day that she made the Amer
lean harbor there steamed III also the
Great Western, the first boat specially
built for the Atlantic service. She
had padded across from Bristol III
AOut NUCA anu va -, Stdl tlu4
Oh April 8. so that the Sirius had q
narrow escape from losing the distinc
ton.
The Sirius does not seem to have
made any more Atlantic passages
Probably her owners found that she
was untitled for the lengthy voyage
and she became a coaster along the
British Isles.
The end came when she was ter
years old. for on June 10. 1S47. she
was lost of the south coast Of Ire
land. For fifty seven years the tide;
swirled and the fishes played in and
around the sunken vessel.
Though lost. she was not forgotten
and several attempts were made r.
raise her, for the brass. gun-metal and
copper in the engines and fittings ant
the sheathing Of her hull were wOrtl
about eco ton, and there were per
haps fifty tons altogether.
But it was not until May & Of thi'
year that she was saved; and at the
subsequent sale most Of the meta
went to Birmingham and has now
been worked up by Samuel Mason 4
Sons, Limited, Of Daleend, into steam
fittings and taps.
In the yards Of the works Mt Dale
end there Is twisted bar, perhal':
eight feet long and three inches il
diameter. 1t Is the crank shaft Of Tho
pump Of the Sirius. made of the fines
brass, and the firm proposes to saw i
into small sections. engrave them suit
ably and present them to various insti
tutions as souvenirs Of the little veSse
that helped to make history.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-12-08

"Stealthy Steve, the Six-Eyeo
Sleuth," by Newton Newkirk. a satiri-
col detective story is the second in
tho Foolish Series" being published
by John w. Luce & Co., Boston.
beware Of Oistments for catarrh that
Contain Mercury
as mercury will surely destroy the sense OF
smell and completely deranye the whole sys.
TEN when entering 1t through the mucous
surfaces. Such articles should never be used
except on prescriptions from reputable ply
sicians, rs he damag they will do is ten fold
to the good you can posi- ply derive from them.
Hall 8 Cetarrh Cure, manufactured by f. J.
Cheney O., Toledo, o.. contains no m ercury
and Is taaen internally, acting directly upon
the blood and mucous sr.iaCes of the system.
In buying Halls Catarrh Cure be sure you get
the gen uine: 1t is taken internally, and III ade
in Toledo, Ohio, by +. J. Cheney 4 Co. Testi'
mOnials free.
Sold by druggists, price 75c. per bottle.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-12-08

There IL always something crooked
about the man with q corkscrew In
his pocket.
You cannot complain when you are
peddling SANDER IL some one leaves Y
sample at your own door.
The devil doesn't care whom they
have for shepherd If only he can run
the side-shOws Of the church.
The forms of religion are like empty
boxes. not worth their room unless
they are filled with reality.
The beer that makes the buns does
not change its character when It is
given name that sounds like break.
fast food.
Many men think that piety on Sun.
day and pretense all the week affords
fine example of arbitration between
God and the devil
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-12-08
Greatest In the World.

Arlington, Ind. Dec. 5.-(Special)
Mr.. w. A. HysonR, the photogra-
pher, who moved here recently from
Sapp, KY, is firmly of the opinion
that Dodd's Kidney Pills are the great
est Kidney Remedy the world has eve,
known.
"In the years 1901 and 1902" says
Mr.. Hysong, land for some time be-
fore I was afflicted with Kidney Trou-
BILE. My joints were sore and stiff aud
l finally got 80 bad could not turn in
bed without assistance. In the spring
Of 1908 was induced, by friend, to
try Dodd's Kidney Pills and after Us
ing one and one half boxes l was and
am still completely cured. Several OF
my neighbors too, used Dodd's Kidney
Pills and in every case they did as rec.
commended" H.
Cure the early symptoms Of Kidney
Disease such az Backache, with Dodd' 1
Kidney Pills and you will never. have
Bright's Disease. ssr, : :,I,,st ,..,,
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-12-08

The Zur1cn puDnsner Herr ScnaDer
it,, died the other day. He was the
man who never wrote to any one ex-
cept on a postal card. He used that
means of communication when he ac-
cepted the celebrated memoirs Of
Count Won Arnheim. II reserve the
right" he wrote on the usual card,
Ito correct your Internally bad gram
mar" To a budding historian he sent
this message: you are making the
mistake of your life. You do not want
to study history. You want to learn
how to write"
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-12-08
IT WAS NOT HIS DOC.
Amusing Incident That Happened In
Paris Omnibus.

Amusing Incident That Happened In
Paris Omnibus.
Placid but stern. u brindled bulldog
sat in bus. In the seat by his side
was all elderly gentleman, says the
Paris correspondence Of the London
Telegraph. The conductor came up
aghast. do you mean to tell me-
he said to the passenger, that you are
unacquainted with the police regula-
tons forbidding the presence of dogs
in 'buses--especially bulldOgs" he
added. cycling the animal. What of
that?" answered the elderly gentleman.
The conductor, naturally chOleric, like
all his colleagues. grew purple with
rage. Remove that dog instantly"
he shouted to the passenger. who, per-
fectly undisturbed. said Certainly
not" "'rhen get out and take the dog
with you" by no means" 81. shall
throw the dog out. myself" do so"
caught the eye Of the bulldog who
was beginning to show interest in the
proceedings. Il shall call the police. -
the conductor went on" IF you like"
The policeman came. Monsieur is
surely aware" he began. amiably.
chat dogs ore not allowed in Omni-
busss?' II dare say they are not" the
placid elderly gentleman replied. 81
request you to remove that dog"
Most certainly not" Il shall then
take out 4 summons against you. Kind
ly give me your name and address"
with pleasure. If you wish it. But
OIL what ground will you summon me.
may | askT' '"Ehis is too much. You
are defying the law. You will be sum-
moned for bringing a bulldog into an
omnibus" II fancy not Why did
you not explain before? That is not
my bulldog. and | have not the least
idea why 1t sits beside me-" said tne'
elderly gentleman sweetly. At this the
fury Of conductor and policeman grew
almost inarticulate. While they were
struggling to express their feelings,
another man In the omnibus got up
suddenly. whistled, Jumped out and
the bulldog followed him. The rest
Of the passengers. delayed half an
hour hardly appreciated THE joke.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-12-08
A COMMON STREET SCENE.

In Bolivia q chef, who 10 an invet-
crate gossip. 10 enabled to see and hear
every thing that goes on. His stove
il portable being made Of great stone
followed out, with two openings, one
at the aide for fuel. the other at the
top for the earthen saucepan; and he
sets it up in the street, outside the
do0r
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-12-08

Creamery In COED town on N. p. r. R.
About cue aero ground. TWo-StOry
building. built two years ago. Plant,
churn, .vata butter molder, ice cream
freezer. milk cans. Also feed mill. Out
month. Good market. Cannot supply
demand. Nets big returns on price
asked. $500. Fer details see ROBE1T
=. AAXNA2D. Gas bailey Bldg. Seattle,
wash.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-12-08

George Washington was SO opposed
to lying in any form that he refused
to establish a weather bureau during
his administration
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-12-08
Female Diseases and Disorders

Of every. nature successfully treated
Also secluded homo for ladies' before
physician, free, in person or by mail
cenadential. Paris-New York Medical
Institute once, D, Estabrook Bldg,
1851 Second Av. Corner Union. p o.
Bex SIS. Seattle. Wash.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-12-08

Congratulate Ons Already Earned.
Tsss-Mr. Kadley is very attentive
TO you. l suppose congratulations will
soon be in order?
Jess-They're in order now.
Tess-Indeed?
Jess-Yes, rejected him last night.
philadelphia Press.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-12-08

19xs- 4. 3. xalt, Ladies' Turkish Baths
throughout. Ladies from out Of town
taking this treatment may remain all
nAght free Of charge. S10A Ana Ave-
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-12-08

A GUARANTEED CURE FOR PILES.
Itching, Blind. Bleeding or Protruding Piles.
Your druggist will refund money If PAZO
OINTMENT fails to cure you In 6 to IA
days. soc
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-12-08
Hoods

SMsaparilla IS unquestiona-
by the greatest blood and
liver medicine known. Il,
positively and permanently
cures every humor, from
Pimples to Scrofula. It. is
the Best,
Blood Medicine.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-12-08
Limited Experience,


Il suppose" said the society wom-
an, you are familiar with all the hor.
rOrs Of war"
mot all Of them. madam" replied
the gallant colonel. I'm a bachelor "
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-12-08

Mothers will find Mrs. Winslows's Soothin,
Syrup the best remedy to use for their children
during the teething PERIOD.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-12-08

Quite Unnecessary.
He-I hope you don't make q fool OF
your husband?
She-No, l don't have to.-YOnkers
Statesman.