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Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-10-21
THIS WOMAN KNOWS
WHAT ONE OF THE SEX Discov.
Erred TO HER GREAT JOY.
Mrs. De Long Finds That the lnde-
seribabie Pains Of rheumatism Can
Be Cured Through tho Blood

Mrs. E. NJ De Long. OF No. 16o
West Broadway. Council Bluns. Iowa.
found herself suddenly attacked by
rheumatism In the winter OF 1896.
She gave the doctor a chance to help
then she did some thinking and ex-
perimenting OF her own. She was 80
successful that she deems II her duty
TO tell tho story OF her escape from
suffering:
MY brothcr.in.law." she says. was
enthusiastic on the subject OF DR..
Williams Pink Pills as a purifier OF
the blood. and when was suffering
extreme pains In the Joints OF my an.
klcs. knees. hips. wrists and elbows.
and the doctor was giving me no re-
lief, I began TO reflect that rhcunn-
tism is a disease of tho blood. and
that II DIR. williams Pink Pills arc
- good for the blood they must DO
good for rheumatism and worth q
trial.
II was In bed half the time. suffer.
Ing with pain that cannot be described
TO one who has never had the disease.
II would concentrate sometimes In ono
hrt OF lointh- "Hcu " VIM sh "S ssNs
] could not walk: when Il was In my
elbows and wrists could not even
draw the covcricta over my body.
had suffered In this way for weeks
before began using DR.. Williams
Pink Pills Two weeks after began
with them I experienced relief and
after I had taken six boxes ! was en-.
sirciy well. To make sure I copunucd
TO uso them about two weeks longer
and thcn stopped altogether. For sew
srai years I har, had no reason TO
use them for myself. but I haso rec
ommcnded them to others as an CT.
cciient remedy
DR.. Williams Pink Pills furnish tho
blood with all the elements chat arc
needed to build up healthy tissue.
strong muscles and nerves. capable OF
bearing the strain tha, nature puts
upon them. They really make now
blood and cure all diseases arising
from disorders Of the blood or nerves.
such as seiatiea. neuralgia. partial
paralysis. locomo;or atasia. ST. vitns'
dance. nervous psos;raiion. aacmla
and all forms Of weakness In either
male or female. They are sold By all
druggists.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-10-21

burrassing. don't you see? won't say
anything more about-about marriage.
tut please go with us. Something
may happen which you would like to
hear about. You will go; won't you
Miss Carden?"
Jessie yielded to this miserable en-
treaty. and moment later General
Garden entered the room and relieved
an awkward situation. Jessie took
small part in the conversation rs the
carriage rolled down the avenue. but
Morris chattcd gaily with Edith Han
cock. He secretly nursed his anger.
bat Jessie noticed that he studiously
ignored General Garden.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-10-21
nen.xoI.ne. to AnImaI..

Eleven thousand dollars has been
willed for drinking fountains for Phil
ldelphia dogs and horses by the late
Mrs. Helen NJ. Parker, who until her
death was vice-president OF the wo-
mans branch Of the society for the
prevention of cruelty to animals in
that city. In her palmy days an nc
tress named IIottie Crabtree donated
$50, 900 for a beautiful fountain in
the streets of San Francisco and II
stands to-day as a benevolence to
man and beast.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-10-21

That problem OF getting to the north
pole might have been solved ionE ago
II tho explorers who arrive in It's vi
eini,y were icss anxious to soiye the
problem Of getting away from IL.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-10-21

Word comes from Naples that the
volcano OF vcEusiua ls becoming more
active. This Is the only Kind of hlow.
GU; for which tho Joyful Nsapoli;ana
can acquire no relish.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-10-21

King Edwards royal commission
appointed to study life among tho
idIotio should not fail TO visit America
about tho time freak election bets arc
ripe.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-10-21

The news that baseball -fan" in
Pit,sburs has gone insane will doubt.
less be read with somc surprise by
people who had supposed all along
that all baseball fans were insane.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-10-21

Tho inventor Who has produced .
mechanical device 10 take tho place o;
<scnoEraphcrs is on the WRONG track
There have always been too many me
ehanlcai stcnoEraphcrs.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-10-21

some people fiud It hard to under
stand why ladies who lose $4,000 at
Newport lawn fetes take the trouble
TO report such triflinE matters. since
they can spend 100000 in getting mp
a ball and never notice that the mon.
CT Is gone.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-10-21

A Boston authority aims body
blow at vegetarianism by asserting
that small links make the best golf ex-
perts.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-10-21

A Cleveland judge holds that faith.
er cnn spank his so.yearold son. even
u the latter is twice as big and strong
as the former. The Judge seems to
hava erred in his choice of an auxil.
iary verb.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-10-21

The Deckscpcrs' association will
pay $1,000 to anyone who can prove
that honcyepmb is artihcialiy manu-
factured. The members believe it is
hard to beat the buss bee at It's bust.
ness.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-10-21

We confess TO a strong hope.
amounting almost TO a belief that
Commander Peary and the Eskimos.
between them. will yet find the north
pole and squat around 1t TO indulge
in a feast of pemmican and frozen
vsirr1 meat
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-10-21

Meredith wants limited martrimony.
His noble fellow citizens who come to
America wife-hunting are very stout
against limited fortunes.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-10-21

The new dresses arc TO have ''sin.
nous" look. being modelled after the
fashion Of a snake. They will remind
mere man OF the money that might
have been saved had Grandmother
Eve shown herself proof against fat
tnrr.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-10-21

How pleasant 1t must bc for King
Peter to read In the paper every morn
ing surprised headlines announcing
that ho isn't assassInated yet!
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-10-21

Tho moose is not tho only royal
game. Henry of Meckienburg' schwer'
n was filled with bird shot on the
king Of Sanony's preserves.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-10-21

II appears tha, America has only
III arihiocraiic families. II will hard
iy ba worth while for any OF tho can
aidatos to go after the aris;ocra;ie
family vote.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-10-21

That new book by Andrew Carnegie
on James Watt. the great engineer. is
bound to bc successful. II all tho Car
ncgio libraries order copies Of Il.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-10-21

A Kansas man has evolved a feath-
erless chicken. thus depriving the
Kansas tornado of its most cherished
pastime.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-10-21

It depends quite largely on the vic
TINS bank account whether he dies
of drunkenness or alcoholism or nerv.
Gus collapse.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-10-21

This new language. Esperanto.
jud,iug from samples that have ap.
pcaicd in print. is full of hyphenated
words. That settles its fate in this
country. II will never get the hyphens
rast the pruofrcaders.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-10-21

There IL TO bc an au,oboat race
scruss tho Atlantic. II is expected ;e
be Of about as much Importance &C.
humanity as the navigation Of the Nj
aEara rapids In a barrel.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-10-21

People who stop a, the ho;ai which
lin jcfrioH intends TO run will bt
very careful about tho manner In
which they so down to tho once &c
register complaints.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-10-21

A Kansas City thief stole $1,000
tho other day and hid II In an ash
heap. Tho police arc now engaged
In Sitting tho facts to the bottom.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-10-21

A Connecticut man who robbed q
bank of $4,000 has been sent to prison
for i've years. while his neighbor. who
stole q horse. drew an eight-year prison
term. They would probably hang u
chicken thief.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-10-21

Tho Pennsylvania man who offered
f:s for tho return OF his wife had
doubtless figured out tka, Il would
DO cheaper than sending his shirts to
tho laundry.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-10-21

Aliens Foot.Ease, Wonderful Remedy.
SHAVE tried ALIENS FooT-EASE. ana
find It TO be certain cuno, and gives COM
fort to one suffering with sore, tender and
swollen feet. will recommend ALIENS
FOOT-EASE to my friends, ss II u
certainly wonderful remcdy.-Mrs- N.
II. CuIlford, New Orleans. La"
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-10-21
~ an Wise 0eooe

81 see that the Kansas banks have
500 .00O. 900 to iend-say. wait? want
to talk to you-where are you goingH
ITO Kansas"
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-10-21

Many who formerly smoked 100 cigar.
now smoke Lewis Single Binder" straight
%. Lewis Factory. Peoria. Ill
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-10-21

The prospects for the corn crop arc
improving. Pointed.toed shoes are
coming into style.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-10-21

Tho chicken crop is 20 per cent
larger this year than last. This ought
to solidify the colorcd vote.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-10-21

t is easier TO admire = campaign
manAser's nerve than to share bis con-
rie nee.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-10-21

The umbrella Nood the storm ~
Il collapsed.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-10-21

Asbestos curtains are not In use in
die theatcr of war.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-10-21

It takes a noisy preacher to keep .
small boy awake In church.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-10-21
Denver Directory

STOVE nErains ,, % ss .-:,y s..-. ,,.s. e
puilsu. 1881 Jswreace st.D~nvers Phess sSS
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-10-21
Beware Of Ointments for Catarrh
that Contain Mercury,


as mercury -ii surely destroy BE sss.. q % .ssn
catering it through the mucous sarfsess- SEGA
articles should n.yrr 10 ussd sseeps "a pesssrS-
Sioas from ru putshl. physeisas ths eAms<s thsy
viii DO 10 tsa fold 10 The god zoe esa e.ssley -
Si1s from them. iArs cslsuh Ours. unsAsisesassA
by v. J. cheney Co, rolsdo. o.. eoaiaias se -
eary, and 10 tSken is.srrAiiJ. s<taS sifseuy spSS
tho biooa and maeoes surfses. " ths sys'sin. e
rsnalse. IL 10 tazea tnsrsAiy asa raaAe y IsASAs
Ohio. ey Y J. Cheney 4 Ca rss,inssise ffssL
Iaks dsirs Yansiiy rils for esssuss,;sa-
,efape an arauaintaneo. but hs should
draw the limo at bleeding hifn-
TEA
Our fortune and hope are
In tea. in good tea.
You probably want that
tea.
Y-, s---" '..s. s~- s-~y ~ 49, E>
ese.-.ASa Lssa-
Dogs havo their days. and bad doss
have their nights.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-10-21

II Is permissible for basbsr -
scTape an acquaintance. but hc shoole
draw the limo at bleeding him
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-10-21
The Colorado Tent dAwnIno Co

i..wn s-I7ss camp Fsf.l,s.. I.s,.s. ce,.
tgsirstsd satsioguss p.ntsf. Ccis.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-10-21

Dogs hava their days. and bad dess
have their nights.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-03-05
Quit Growing Old.
There is No Reason Why Any Man or
Woman Cannot Be Well and
Strong and Vigorous and
Live to the Ripe Old
Age Of 100 Years.

If You Are Sick or Weak or Failing in Any Way
Chrystal Tonic Will Restore You'll Is Na-
lures Own Remedy-It Is the Oil that
Keeps the Human Machine Run
ming Smoothly and Freely.
Ninety per cent of. the people die from twenty
to sixty years before Nature intended. When
energies begin to fail they just give up-they do
nothing to bring about normal conditions.
Old people, nervous people and sick people
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TINE TO EMULATE
The BUSY BEAVER
HARD HUSTLING WILL INSURE A
JOURNAL TRIP.
Subscriptions Will Pile Up the Votes
Like Magic, and the Game Is Well
Worth the Candle-Co-op of
Friends Will Land Trip.


Votes are pouring in on TIL
j ur II a 8 Worlds Fair Editor"
like the proverbial snowf1akes, and to-
days list of contestants shows greater
gains than ever.
The Journal desires to urge
upon all contestants and also upon
their friends who are interested in
the contest, that diligent work is nee
essary to produce winners" The trip
to ST. Louis is worth many times what
it costs, and the winner will certainly
receive treat that will be pleasant
memory during lifetime.
The way to work now is to get after
new subscribers. This is not hard, as
most all Journal readers have heard
about the contest. If you run across
some friends who are not taking Il h e
j 0 u n a l, ask them to subscribe,
and If they pay in advance, of course
you will get more votes than If they
just promised to take the paper and
pay for it later; but in either case,
paid up subscriptions or contract"
subscriptions are the things that count.
Explain to your friends what you
want subscriptions for and you will
not be refused by them. There is not
| a man, woman or child who does not
know Of T h e o u n al S previous
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They all know that T h e J u r n a
is good newspaper, the best by far
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box of "Gloria Tonic free Of cost. No matter
what your form Of rheumatism is-acute, chronic,
muscular, indammatory sciatic, neuralgia, govt,
lumbago, etc.-'.Gloria Tonic will surely cure
you. Do not mind If other remedies have failed
you, nor mind If doctors say you are ineuEable.
Tonic" will, stop those aches and pains and in
Examinations, and cure you so that life will again
be worth living. This offer is not for curiosity
seekers. but is made to rheumatics only. To
them will send q trial box Of 'Gloria Tonic
free.
Never before his a remedy been so highly in
dorsed az Gloria Tonic 1t has been in
dorsed by such world noted men as DR.. Quin.
tero of the University Of Venezuela; Hon. E. H
Plumacher, United States consul, Maracaibo;
Prof. Macadam of Surgeons Hall, Edinburgh;
the famous magazine, Health. London, and a
column of others. .
If you sufferer, send your name to-day
and by return mall you will receive trial box
Of GLORIA Tonic" and the most elaborate book
ever written the subject Of rheumatism alb
solutely free. This book contains many draw.
ings from actual life and will tell you all about
your case. You get "Gloria Tonic" and this
wonderful book at the same time, both free, SC
let me hear from you at once and soon you will
be cured. Address. JOHN A. SMITH, 1896 Ger
mania building, Milwaukee, Wis, U. S. A.
Send no money or stamDs.
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Send no money or stamps
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-03-05
GRANTS GRANDSON TO WE'D

Godchi1d of Comte de Paris to Be
Wife Of Sartoris.
Washington, March 5.-Captain
Algernon Sartorfs. the grandson Of
General Grant, has sailed for France,
where he is to marry Miss Jermaine
CeCile Nouflard- Of Paris in June.
The bride is % years old, a pro-
nounced blonde. petite and de-
clared to be one Of ~ the
prettiest women of France. She
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-03-05

cannot generate the food which the muscles and
nerves and brain require-it must be supplied
from Natures storehouse.
Chrystal Tonic is brain, nerve, blood and mus
Gle food and offers in condensed form the very
elements which Nature needs to repair the
waste brought on by work and worry and care.
1t does its work quickly. You do not have to
wait until next month or next week or tomorrow
to feel the benefit. Within fifteen minutes after
first taking it you feel stronger and better. It
sends the blood racing through the veins and
arteries charges the nerves with the electricity
of life and rests the overwrought muscles. It
gives sound sleep and hearty appetite and ban
fishes worry and care.
Chrystal Tonic cures rheumatism. constipation.
consumption, torpid liver, kidney trouble,
Bright disease heart disease, neuralgia nervous
exhaustion male and female weakness. bad baeod.
headache backache, dizziness, sleeplessness, dys-
papsia general debility, tired brain and any
run down condition OF the system
Don't take our word for what Chrystal Tonic
will do for you, try bottle to-day. Il, after ,.
using it. you are not delighted with the result.
write the company at Marshall and they will
refund your money. What could be fairer?
Get Chrystal Tonic from your druggist at 81. 90
the bottle or direct from the Crysta1 Tonic Co..
Marshall Mich, prepaid, on receipt Of price.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-03-05

II is now possible to be cured Of any form
Of rheumatism without having your stomach
turned. upside down being half choked to
death, and every sufferer from rheumatism
should welcome this and marvellous discov-
cry with open arms and give it an honest trial.
This remedy discovered by John A.
Smith, Milwaukee, Wis, who is generous enough
to send a trial box free to every sufferer who
writes at once. 1t is home treatment and
will not keep you from your work.
As you know, If you've tried them. every So
called rheumatic remedy the market to-day.
except this genuine cure. will you violent
stomach pains, and some Of them are danger
GUS they will cause heart trouble. And the
worst of 1t Is they never cure. When q per-
son has rheumatism the constitution Is so run
down that he should be- very careful what he
puts Into his stomach.
It therefore gives me pleasure to present a
remedy that will cure every form and variety of
rheumatism without a single unpleasant feel
sing. That remedy Is
GLORIA TONIC" .
Before decided to tell the world about the
discovery of "Gloria Tonic I had 1t tried on
old crippled persons with perfect success. But
people never will believe anything until
they know it from experience. so the best and
quickest way Is for you to write me that you
want to be cured, and I will send you trial
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-03-05

is g. godchild of the late Comte de
Paris and the granddaughter of the
late Sir Charles Halle, a distinguished
English musician.
Captain Sartoris was last week re-
ceived into the Catholic church in st.
Louis. His mother attends the Metho-
dist church, but all her children were
brought up in the Church Of England.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-03-05
BRAKES Palmetto Wine.

A complete medicine and tonic for Immediate
relief and absolute cure of Chronic Stomach
Kidney Congestion. Inflammation OF Bladder
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female troubles. it cures to stay cured and pro-
notes health and vigor. One tablespoonful,
once a day. establishes a perfect cure. and is q
wonderful tonic for the appetite and nerves and
purifes and enriches the blood. Seventy five
cents at Drug Stores for a large bottle. usual
dollar size. but trial bottle will be sent free
and prepaid to every reader OF this paper who
writes for it to Drake Formula Company, Drake
Building. Chicago ILL., Simply send your name
and address. with request for one bottle OF
brakes Palmetto Wine. prepaid free of charge.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-03-05

The freshmen girls basket ball team Of the
| university, which won the championship for
class teams, has challenged the girls varsity
team. The contest will probably be held next
week.
The Colfax chronicle., 1904-12-24

ing for 1t but the unbundling of tools,
the careful inspection of piston and
igniter, the rafting of chains and the
hammering of bolts.
The solitary horseman on in the dis
tance kept on his way and cared not.
il he knew, that the captain was swsar-
ing at fate and his machine out tIere
on the wiEd-swept hills.
But even breaks may be repaired,
and finally, with grim sentiment of
revenge, the captain pulled the lever
out to the limit and raced on his way
toward the Circle Bar.
1t was dark now and the lights in the
front of the automobile were dimmed
by the dust of the road; hence the
captain did not see until he was at
the very gate that lady on horseback
was approaching him. When he did
see, 1t was too late. Her horse gave
a great swerve and, though avoiding
the frightsome machine, struck its side
against the barbed wire fence She
was assisted to the ground by her COW
boy companion presumably : groom
The Colfax chronicle., 1904-12-24

and the other in the flowing. artistic
style of the lieutenant. Which should
she accept? She determined to wait
on events and see where fate led. Fate
seemed very undecided at that point
of the affair.
No word passed between the captain
and the lieutenant regarding the in
vitation to Miss Landers, nor was there
any discussion regarding the manner
by which she was to get to the cele-
bration. However, it was the inten-
tion of each to be her personal escort.
But the lieutenant reckoned without a
knowledge of the intensity of the cap
tain's nature; for when he asked for
leave to go outside the post, the re-
quest came back with the curt indorse-
ment, Refused" That meant that he
must stay at the fort or be subject to
q period in the guard house.
The captain chuckled and patiently
rubbed the brass fittings of his big red
automobile. He looked forward with
much pleasure to the coming ten-mile
trip across the smooth prairie roads in
the crisp winter evening, and he smiled
as he thought of the discounted lieu
tenant, compelled to remain at the fort.
At dusk the devil wagon" careened
out of the high-walled parade ground
and swept down the slope to the bot
tom lands that led away up the Smoky
Hill to the Circle Bar ranch, where
Miss Landers was waiting for her es-
cort-wondering all the time which OF
the twain would first appear. The
captain, well bundled against the pierre
ing cold, did not look to the south or
he would have seen a rider on horse
back making almost as good time ~
he, but keeping in the lee of the bluffs
and so out of sight of the casual travs
eler on the main road. This rider was
dressed in cowboy garments, his wide
brimmed hat was Tapping in the wind
and his fringed coat caught the steam
of his horses breath, which congealed
into snow-like foam. He took the
short cut up Wild Horse canyon
around the head of Oak ranch and
saved a mile where timber claim
caused a wide turn in the roadway
But the sturdy automobile fairly ate
up the road, swinging down the slopes
like mad and halting neither for the
hills nor culverts. Then, just as the
Circle Bar was in sight, its twinklins
lights telling of the presence of wait
ing passenger, there came a sudden
"hiss!" and the captain was awakened
from his dream by quick turn into
the grass alongside the highway and
a short, uncompromising stop. Moth.
The Colfax chronicle., 1904-12-24
The Mexican Christmas Jar.

Novel is the method of distributing
the Christmas presents at the Mexican
embassy. Following the custom
which prevails in the land to the south
of us there is suspended from the CELL
ing q huge open-mouth Jar in which
have been placed all the presents, each
neatly tied and addressed to the in
tended recipient. The children and
grown people of the party. are armed
with long slender canes, and with
these first one and then another makes
dash for the swinging jar, striking
it or at 1t. as they pass. OF course Il
is only a matter Of time until the frai
treasure house is demolished, and ther
ensues grand scramble for the gifts