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Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-07-29

Girls. it's all right Judge weand
of Norristown. Pa. has ruled that a
girl has perfect right to sit upon
the lap of her lover; that such sitting
is her perquisite of the courtship. and
that II she chooses to exercise it, 1t is
pobody's business. Come on.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-07-29
ParsdosicaI Doc.

Doctor. you are the most jovial.
even tempered man I ever met-do
sou revcr get out of temper?"
"one has to get out of patience 10
lose ones temper. and, as am never
out Of patients, am never out of pa.
;ience."
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-07-29
how's ThjsP

We c1eT oue iiuaires pars,s R--ar,i fo- .nr
s. s... = Ss,atfa 'hs; cannot be cured by Hair.
T. ). CHENEY 4 Co. To,eio. q.
We, ihe untsrsiGnri, hsye knu~n y. =. yhsney
fof the ss; syesrs. md believe him trf.etiy hos
cfshle In al business transactions sni fnsneisily
asie 70 esrry oat sny ohisstons made ~ his aru.
WsLrtye. KtSSsx 4 N.nyfx,
go. -. Wboiessle Drussf.ts. Tolsdn, n.
Hslls Cs'sfrh Cure IL taken internally. aetiug
diftcily ufa the biroi sni mucpus surfaces q the
sJ,en TtsiiuR1nisi. cent frse. Price Is cents ,sr
bofile. Sod By all prusstsss
Take HsiTs Panty fills for ccnstfrsttoo
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-07-29

SOME OF thessou,h American repua.
lies go on the theory aha; it,is neees,
sary 10 hold revolution .oaec..ih s'
while TO remind the outer world os
their eIls;ebes.s,.E .s>sI IA a.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-07-29

Rev. Newell D~ish, Hills, declares
that in rho next generation it will be
considered vulgar 10 spend money 8
Il is now-frum old man sAses pce,ii
liar point Of vie~. =
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-07-29

The announcement that angels were
seen to rise from a field In Kentucky
and float OF into space arouses a sus.
picion that some of the coloneis have
peen indulginy in the dangerous prac.
tice of not taking their drinks straight.
detroit Free Press.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-07-29

Lady curson's infant daughter cried
when it was held in the arms Of Queen
Alexandra. This will be terribly hu.
initiating ;u ali good Americans who
hope TO become members OF the noblI.
ity.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-07-29

An eminent German scientist has
come to this country TO introduce
new health cure. 1t is to be hoped that
he will try It first on that large class
of husky citizens who have both health
and money TO burn.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-07-29

Marconi now claims tina; he can talk
100 miles. That's nothing. We have
spellblnders down this way who can
talk 100 hours.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-07-29

A South csroiias man is Sor-yins
himself over his failure to fnd ou,
whether or not Shakespeare bad. a.
library. Didn't need spy-he was a
whole library in himself. ~
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-07-29

Tha, New York mantwho dropped
dead upon being turned down fos a
loan of $4,000. would probably have
gone and dropped the dough. II 10 had
got IL.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-07-29

The playing Of 'BedciIa' stopped a
panic In ,hcater. Presumably the
audience turned on the orchestra In.
stead OF toward the exits.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-07-29

i, Is now said tha, ''skcctcrs" arc re.
sponsibio for consumption. They arc
certainly responsible for any amount
of profanity Just at.presont.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-07-29

, One man In Chicago has been travel.
In. Tor thIr'ysesen years for the
same hrm and Is s;ill on the road.
What 10; of stories hc, has heard:
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-07-29

A Georgia woman claims TO have
been cured OF rheumatism by n stroke
of lightning. IL evidently did wonders
for her Imagination also.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-07-29

In Korea the widows are not permIt-
ted TO remarry You can't hold them
in that way here.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-07-29

Ii Massachusetts a man has been
awarded $4,000 for injuries received
on railroad which resulted in mcian.
cholia. That railroad probably feels
somewhat melancholy. too.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-07-29

A man in Georgia held his cotton
crop OF 1900 bales and lost $4,000.
and he might have held the dough
bag.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-07-29

A New York Eirl recently discover.
cd ;ha, hcr!hcart 'was.on the wrong
side. Never mind. Il will doubtless be
on the inside of an engagement, rins
sono day.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-07-29

The Boston Herald considers. min.
ority opinions useless. The weight OF
evidence lies tho other way. The
fathers Of the republic were a; one
time In a very decided minority
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-07-29
The Albany. o<sxer.

UndeS new management. Newly
furnished. Table maintainea Oh hish.
est plane Of excellence. Popular
psiccs. headquarters for mining men.
ssockrhen and merchants Have your
mall addressed carr Of The Albany.
Take .sc.sntern,h srecl.eat at Union
depot Z y
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-07-29

In case of doubt. take your umbrel'
la. In case OF doubt as to the owner
ship OF the umbrella. take It anyway.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-07-29

A newspaper poet has perpctra;ed
what he calls The Lay OF the Hen.
Hope is isn't as rotten Us some OF
this newspaper verse.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-07-29

A Chicago scientist claims to hare
discovered that smoking causes con-
sumption. How about female con-
aumptlyes?
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-07-29

A correspondent OF n New York
paper wants the aldermen to make
whistling In public punishable act.
Whew!
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-07-29

Italy now asserts that IT is on good
terms with all the world. The banana
trade must be fiourishing..
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-07-29

Tho New York Herald wants to
know what "a school OF fiction is
Too often school OF adversely for
the unhappy reader.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-07-29
When Your Grocer Saws

he does not have Defiance starch. you
may be sure he is afraid TO keep il un.
I'll his stock of IL OF. packages are
soIu. Dehance starch is not only bet
ter than any other Cold Water starch,
but contains ie oz. to the package ard
sells for same money as IL oz. brands.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-07-29

An on,srpritias boston -,sanazy
school has its pupils given irsirue,ipa
In baseball. Wonder how they mxs
40 ~hcn the time comes to swear a;
tho umpire! .. ras al.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-07-29

An American duchess has secured a
divorce and resumed her maiden
name. Doesn't this break record?
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-07-29
ms Wal in,.,,s, hae,h.n.

~""es Ssv sS""ts tuwdufa sof Chiis
ercn. used by Mp;acr Gray. q nur., ia
Chiidr'es Home. Scw York. Cary Fever
,shncss. Had Stomach. Tccihine Diserirrs.
move aad rcra'a'a The bowels and destroy
Worms. Sold by all Druggists, 20. eampio
fIiEE- Address a. = o.sasiod, t.aI,oy. NY,
who told you that Jim was doctor
Ing with = Chinamsn7'' ''He did. He
said he Sas trying the krc Leo cure
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-07-29

''scicntisis say It's the sleep you &c;
before midnight that does you most
GOOD Nonsense! It's the sleep l
get after I'm called In the morning that
makes me feel good
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-07-29

She was so pleased when he called
her peach that they soon became c
pair.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-07-29

Miss Eskimo-pon't you think you
had better be eoinsT It's nearly mid
night! Mr.. Biubbcr-why. no. darling!
II won't be mldn..h; fo' two months
yet
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-07-29

Smokers find Lewis "Sinrlc Binder -
straight &c cigar better quality than most
lvc brands Lewis Factory, Peoria, Ill.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-07-29

she evidently asked that question
S, Sar q" h.r ,u,e n,,.ini, Sinri.si,g You misjudge
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-07-29

This is the time of year II cat n cum
bers and they W up.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-07-29

Train M q child in the way he
should go and KEEP along with him
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-07-29

friendless man is one who is learn
Ing TO play cornet
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-07-29

Leap year Is already more than hal,
gone. hurry up. s!rls-
The independent. [volume] (Lincoln, Neb.) 1902-1907, 1904-05-05
PGssimistic

The Nebraska Independent of last
week devotes considerable space and
energy booming j. S. Canaday Tor
governor. It says many good things
of him which are true, and those very
things are to his disadvantage. TIE
people do not want that kind of man
for governor. He never tried to steal
a mans farm, never clipped any cou-
pons or exacted any usurious interest.
He is not bowling preterider of any
religious faith, but Is an honest, con-
scientiOus man, therefore, he would
stand no more show In an election
contest for governor than he would in
a sprinting match.
II J. s. Canaday was governor the
corporations would get no privilege or
favor they did not merit and deserve.
The people are not ready for any KIND
OF reform. Wait. there Is no use be-
ing In a rush. there In little prop
erty not yet I'm the hands Of a syndi-
cate. Even now, II by chance or
otherwise. absolutely honest reform
ers should ret into places Of power
and trust. the money power could rem
der their acts abortlve. could bring
disaster and ruin 10 the country. and
make II appear To be the result Of a
change OF administration.
The work ~ twenty-five years can
not be demolished NO easily, Too long
have We been granting privileges and
favors 10 the monIed class 20 expect
any abrupt change. A banker or
corporation lawyer only Ia available
for governor Of this state for while
yet. The time may como when the
people will want an honest farmer Tor
governor. and when that time comes
their hands Will he tied. This may
not b. deemed optimistic. but what
The independent. [volume] (Lincoln, Neb.) 1902-1907, 1904-05-05

State of Ohio. City OF Toledo, Lucas
County.-ss.
Frank ]. Cheney makes oath that he
Ia the senior partner OF the firm OF r.
]. Cheney Z Co.. doing business In the
city Of Toledo. county and state afore-
said. and that said firm will nay the
sum OF ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS
for each and every case or Catarrh
that cannot be cured by the use OF
Halls Catarrh Cure.
FRANK j. CHENEY.
Sworn 10 before me and subscribed
In my presence. this 9Th day Of De.
cembcr. A. D.. 1856.
(SeaD A. w. GLEASON.
Notary Public.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken inter.
naily and acts directly on tho blood
and mucous surfaces OF the system.
Send for testimonials. free.
". J. CHENEY q Co. Toledo. O.
Sold by druggists. 7bc.
Halls Family pills are the best.
The independent. [volume] (Lincoln, Neb.) 1902-1907, 1904-05-05
HERD HEADERS

Illinois
shath
The ha
I'm
They U Yes and
out show
theU all
10 a
The independent. [volume] (Lincoln, Neb.) 1902-1907, 1904-05-05
|AMS' STUD


ON
They al the PINK conai9h he mas
The independent. [volume] (Lincoln, Neb.) 1902-1907, 1904-05-05
FRANK HAMS
ST. PAUL.. NEBR.

mains apparently loyal to the Bel
mont-Hill game.
These democrats are earnestly look
ing to their brother democrats of the
nation-whether they call themselves
populists or Bryan democrats-who
are without the immediate sphere OF
the controlling and debauching infiu-
ence Of Wall street money, to rouse
themselves and prevent our and their
own submergment, by making such a
success of the Springfield, ILL.,, ma
tional convention that when we meet
there that we will together be able
to build such an organization and
nominate such ticket that the fame
of truth can be carried with effect
into the ranks of our common enemy
the enemy which seeks to stihe
within the councils of the people the
voice OF truth. Without the aid of our
friends in the west and south, We al
most despair; but with their shoulder
to the same wheel we defy mere
wealth and brokers'; we can
with true manhood honestly united
defeat both.
New York is waiting and watching
impatiently. Prove true. my friends,
and we will be with you July at
Springfield, and the Georges of today
will hear from our eat-grandfatn-
er's sons FRANK JOHNSON.
Schenectady, N. Y.
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ton to be held at Springfield, ILL.,,
July 4, 1904:
S. NJ. Holcomb, W. B. Wolfe, r.
Zinkans, d. Nj. Lightlyter, DR.. Car
michael, Dr. Heightleys DIR. c. A..
Robinson. +. D. Craig, w. E. Husley,
Morris Bowling, j. G. Smith, VIM.
Smith, Hiram Vain, Carl Corner, A..
The independent. [volume] (Lincoln, Neb.) 1902-1907, 1904-05-05

P. Hanna, F. ]. s. Robinson, A. G.
Burkhart. John w. George, S. w.
Williams, Thomas Marshall, John
Medert, James Welsh, DIR. Hubbard,
Ed Shiel A. II. HANNA,
HIRAM VAIN, Chairman.
Seereta iryjs =s.ss 49, y
The independent. [volume] (Lincoln, Neb.) 1902-1907, 1904-05-05
II7-BIaek Perehe[ons, DeIglans and Coachers III

cen ito
kfwenty
ara for eyso opener
Paul
The independent. [volume] (Lincoln, Neb.) 1902-1907, 1904-05-05

else do the cold facts indicatef--G. j.
Richmond. In Minden tNeb.l Courier.
Suppose. nro. Richmond. that No
grant the correctness Of your view.
isn't u nevertheless good politics to
TRY 20 place In the governors chair
a man OF Mr. canaiays Nserilng qual-
itIeng suppose We start right and ~.
cept the results philosophlcaily.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-12-03

working Let's go and see how they
do ii. -
s'why, they're beads, aren't they'll exclaimed
Jack after look.
eyes, beads of sort, anything might be called
bead that can strung. But these not beads like
anything that you have seem First look at that
she'll - Uncle Dick pointed to gigantic SHE'LL that
looked like an oyster SHE'LL tThat is what they start
with he continued. .sSome of them cut the big shells
into several pieces Then others who are little more
the handling Of their primitive tools cut them
into still smaller pieces. The third set of workers
the most skilled Of all and they cut the shell into the
hniest pieces carefully punch the holes in them and
then weave them into the primitive beadwork which
with gold and ivory ornaments and their clothing
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-12-03
THE TRANSPLANTED PHILIPPINES.

In Four Parts-Part Three
6 DON IT know what temper shall find the Negritos
- said Uncle Dick he and Jack left the Lu-
restaurant and walked toward the Negrito encamp
ment. They lower still than the Igorot and day
they all right in their treatment Of visitors AID the
next they very dsagreeable and at times apparently
dangerous. You would better not take out
at ALL they often make trouble for visitors who at
tempt to photograph them They savages you know
and have idea that it casts the spell of the evil
upon them"
''What lots Of children!' exclaimed Jack they
entered the gates "And they doing all the work.
too. Where the grownups, and do the Negrto chill
dren have to do all the work?''
Uncle Dick snickered very distinct unmstakable
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bees
tree. He can't climb, hei''
"Why. whyt' JACK said in establishment: NV .,Why
''Probably not,' Uncle Dick said with smile
one of the things that distinguish prm
tive Negritos from all other They do not build
houses, because in their mode of life they have
for them. They raise crops of kind, partly be-
they too low in the scale to know how and
partly because they are too lazy So they never stay
long in place, but wander about wherever fruit
they like WITH Se
supply meat in the shape of deer wild hogs mon
keys and the flesh of certain snakes which they consd
to find them, and whatever shelter they find handy
Frequently they sleep in the trees and that accounts in
ally, should call them the missing link that students
have tried so hard to find Those feet are certainly
tFWhat all those people running for, Uncle Dicks
Look, quick! There's a young man chasing a young
''That's wedding CEREMONY replied Uncle Dick,
with Of his smiles. The girl preends to away
and when she is caught she pretends to- struggle with
the bridegroom, and she gets away again if she
This girl has just been finally caught and the real
is just about to begin Watch what that old man
and old woman do with Them
The old man seized the young by the arm and
him up ladder nimbly if both were monkeys
Then the old woman ran the girl up the LADDER and the
old suddenly poured cocoanut shell full Of water
upon the heads of the two young people, and all ran
down to the ground Once there, the bride and bride
their heads together and them man and wife
''Be careful, Jack said Uncle Dick in low tone:
''Dont laugh loud, appear to be so amused 1t
hurts their feelings and they get ugly.'
tits the funniest encampment YET" was Jacks
mufled reply he turned with his hand over his
mouth. ~ want stay here all day.
''We really can't do that you KNOW was Uncle
Dicks reply t|We must go to the Bagobo village
for peep at them and then there still the Visayan
village This Philippine exhibit is certainly a
wonderful and most complete but it is not the only
thing to be at this exposition.
F'How much better looking the Bagobos than
any Filipnos have yet, remarked Jack under
of the beating of tomtoms that from where
group of Bagobo warriors were dancing with great
clashing of shields and brandishng of spears.
''They the handsomest people on the islands
The taller than the average Filipino, and the
women generally, prettier and more graceful than
their sisters of other tribes -.. -
''What beautiful clothes they wear, Uncle Dick.
What in the world they made of7'
''There women over there IN the doorway
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-12-03
AN OLD NEW YORK SCHOOL.


CHOOL No. Al, way down in the heart Of the business
~ district of New York. had unusual celebration of
Thanksgiving Day the occasion of the presenta-
ton of silk flag for the school flag presentation,
course generally nothing unusual but in this special
it Fifty-two years ago, Oscar w. Shaw was
graduated from School No. A. then the outskirts OF
the residence district of New York. and for love of his
school, he presented the flag in OF his happy
sehoodays.
All this, even, is nothing very unusual,-but among
the visitors were four Mr. Shaw's daughters all Of
whom had attended and graduated from School No. Al,
among the pupils three granddaughter Of his
and dozens of grandchildren of his school
mates of more than half century ago.
Not child who was present will forget that
mony, the stories Of those schoodays long past
which Mr. Shaw brought up before their eyes, More
than likely too they will have greater and more last
ing school ITSELF when they leave its
protecting walls If pupil has kept it's memory green
thru century, they will feel that they hardly
do less
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smoker ''They aren't children Jack. They grown
up Negritos fvefoot is unusually tall for them
That little girl there is really grandmother and
as not the with her who looks to be about ten
years DID, according to Standard is the mother OF
all those tiny tots clustering about them''
t'But they aren't bit like the Moros and 1gorot,
Uncle Dick The Moros and the Igorot have straight,
hair and many of them have NICE prominent
noses but these-why, they look like African negroes
little negro They have the black skin the wooy hair
features of the negro but far the wisest of
Neeos we're discovered in the PHILIPPINES only four or
five years ago. and about the only things agreed by
all who have studied them are that they are the direct
pines, and that they like the primitive race
that lived in the earliest years of the world than any
people thus far discovered
ssLet's 90 over and see what those babies shoot
ing at said jack whose had been turned in their
direction all the while Uncle Dick talking "Pen
nies'' he gasped he drew enough to " And
those five midgets hit 'em every time How far do
they stand from the pennies 9,! Uncle ), Dicks"
''Twentyfve yards, l believe. -
tsseventy-fve feet!'' Jack gasped after a moments
rapid multiplication
Dick added They are low in intellect and do even
know how to build houses like the Moros and
they are shots Wv me Meo h ama an
bring down game with his little bow and arrow
than American boy who is expert with his rifle
Now just watch those Negrito shoot at that target
clear across the village. -
Jack could just see bulls eye in the target, and
he wondered how the little black men could possibly
were 80 that their could hit the target anywhere
let alone the bull eye. But the little black proved
have muscles of steel and as bow after bow twanged
again and again. Jack eyes opened wider and wider to
see the arrows hit the tiny mark
ssThree times out of five at least, is the record =
said Uncle Dick .sThe Negrtos famous archers''
t'But why don't they have better houses, Uncle
Dick!' said, they left the archery tournament
stBecause their mode of life their native haunts
does not require Watch this strike fire by
rubbing bamboo sticks together and then take close
notice what they do after that, and II explain =
When the tiny flame appeared, it set to a torch
and the torchbearer swiftly to the foot of nearby
tree portion of whose trunk almost strip
ped of branches.
How can he climb that treef'' said Jack in IN
dertone. He only has hand he tries to carry
the torch up What is he supposed to be doing anyway
Uncle Dick -
He is going to smoke out make believe hive Of
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-12-03
UNDERGROUND BEASTS OF BURDEN.

0N of the most interesting features at the Louisiana
" Purchase Exposition the mining gulch, where
the various Of wrestling from the earth
were illustrated There coal mine turquoise
mine gold mine, oil WELL with smelters ore mills
hydraulic mining machinery everything in fact, that is
used today in the most upto-date mines.
The trip thru the coal mine showed series of tab
illustrating everyday incidents in the lives of the
men supply with the coal that much for
our comfort in the long, cold northwestern winters
Everywhere there SMALL shaggy mules at work. and
the conductors voice took extra pathetic tone as
he told of their lot Once below surface OF the earth
they daylight again, and IN six months they
become blind Yet their instincts that they
pick way the darkness of the tunnels surely
as if they could and were above ground
They are subdued and broken in spirit long before
this however, and it is interesting to know how they
probably act when first sent down into the darkness OF
underground life. Brooklyn has just had most amusing
example of mules opinion of life underground When
two fresh from the pastures of Georgia were
let down into the subway tunnel they let their feelings
of injury be known at in most unmistakable way
From meekest of appearing animals they suddenly be-
came frantic kicking beasts that threatened to knock
down supports of the subway before they could be
subdued Instinct strong enough to make even
and easy going Georgia mule fight for the light and
fresh air that makes mule life bearable.
Japan shows brave front to the world
The the losses of her in the contest in butch
Side But the suffering at home for the families the
nervy fighters leave behind them is something
awful Japanese women not trained to look after
themselves and when husband and father and brother
and cousins other male relatives Of various degrees
all suddenly removed the wolf snarls at their DOORS
Most Of only five cents day at best to live
on and thousands Of and mddeaged and
old who make not more than cent or one
cent and half day, working twelve hours day. Even
rice sufficient quantities to stave off gnawng hunger
can not be bought for this.
The seedless orange is all right, but who wants
That a seedless apple? Think of all the Halloween
Seedess games about the old fashioned
Apple. pie with the brown seeds at its heart Think
too, of the pleasure Of naming the seeds, .
and STILL just try to imagine apple without
core to nibble If Juniors really knew what fo
their pleasure they would start petition mile Ions
against the formation of the company to 'boom'' thu
seedess apple that Maryland grower has developed.
BASEBALL, NAMES OF JUNIOR ATHLETES
The Tenth Avenue Stars.
Svde Tent s. =
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BASEBALL NAMES OF JUNIOR ATHLETES.
The Tenth Avenue Stars.
Sydell Swenson, Manager, 2212 Tenth Avenue s.
Sydell Swenson, ''Fido.''
Harry Sorenson, ftSwanee.'
Alfred Olson, ''van.''
Stanley Myers, "Stan.''
Arnold Peterson, 8 rne. y
Arthur Carlson, " Art =
Arthur Husseby, 9 Funny Duck.
Bert Frizzell, Butt y
Herbert Peterson.