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Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-06-30

We OFFER One Hundred Dollars Reward for any
case OF Cstarrh that cannot be cured by Halle
Catarrh Cure.
F. j, CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O,
We, the undersigned, have known 4, j. Cheney
for the last Is years and believe him perfectly hon
orable In all business transactions and financially
able TO carry out any obligations made 10y his Arm.
WALptNg, kINNAN 4 MARVIN,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, q.
BARS Catarrh Cure " taken Internally, acting
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the
.ys,em. Testimonials sent free, Price IS cents per
bottle, Sold by all Druggists,
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-06-30
Insist on Gettlnn n.

Defiance Starch. This Is because they
have a stock on hand OF other brands
containing only II OF in package.
which they won't be able to sell first.
because Defiance contains l6 OF. for
the same money, s.
3 Do you want 10 OF. instead OF IL or.
for same money? Then buy Defiance
Starch. REQUIRES no cooking.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-06-30
The Preachers Evidence.

Roland, ILL.,, June 27.-Diabetes has
so long been looked upon as an in
durable form of kidney disease that
a sure cure for it must rank as one of
the most valuable medical discoveries
of the age. And every day brings
forth fresh evidence that Dodd's Kid
ney Pills will cure diabetes. I'm
portant evidence in their favor Is Civ
en- by Rev. Thos. P. Norman, the we'll
known Baptist minister here. Mr..
Norman says:
Il had all tho symptoms of bad
case of diabetes and received so much
benefit from the use of Dodd's Kid
ney Pills that cheerfully recommend
them to anyone suffering from that
dread disease. Dodd's Kidney Pills
will cure the worst form of diabetes. "
Dodds Kidney Pills always cure
diabetes, one Of the final stages of
kidney disease. All the earlier stages
from backache to rheumatism are
naturally much more easily cured by
the same remedy.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-06-30
Do You Want the Lowest Rates

either one-way or roundstrip excursion.
to any point east of Chicago or st.
Louis? Ask the Erie Railroad Com
pany. 555 Railway Exchange Chicago,
for complete information. Three fast
trains daily from Chicago and st.
Louis through to New York, Boston,
Buffalo, Pittsburgh and other eastern
points. Stop-over without charge at
Niagara Falls. Cambridge Springs and
Beautiful Chautauqua Lake.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-06-30

II you travel, on business or pleasure.
to get the best service for the lowest
rates? Ask the Erie Railroad Com
pany, 555 Railway Exchange, Chicago,
for full information. Booklets free de-
scribing Summer Tours and the Beau
tiful Chautauqua Lake Region; also
Cambridge Springs.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-06-30

IL because made by an entirely differ.
ent process. Defiance Starch IL un.
ike any other. better and one-third
more for 10 cents.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-06-30

Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Chill
dren, used by Mother Gray, a nurse in
Children's Home, New York. Cure Fever
ishness. Bad Stomach, Teething Disorders,
move and regulate the bowels and destroy
Worms. Sold by all Druggists, Csc. Sample
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-06-30

5000 per NJ. Lewis Single Binder"
straight Sc cigar, costs more than other
brands, but this price gives the dealer u fair
profit 49, and the smoke = better cigar.
Lewis Factory, Peoria, Ill.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-06-30

I'm sure Piso's Cure for Consumption saved
my life three years ago.-MRs. THos. ROBBINS,
Maple Street, Norwich, N. Y, Feb. II, 1900.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-06-30

The Union Pacific offers fine
body of choice wheat lands in Kansas,
sc to 81 per acre. Immense wheat
crop in sight. We own large tract
of fine stock raising lands in Ne
braska, $1.75 to $3.50 per acre-One-
tenth cash. Excursion dates first and
third Tuesdays. Union Pacifice Land
Agency, 22S Fifth St.. Des Moines, Ia.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-06-30

Modern health foods are all right II
you are not burdened with an appe'
tite.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-06-30

All Up-to-Date Housekeepers
use Defiance Cold Water Starch, be-
cause 1t is better, and 4 or more of it
for same money.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-06-30

Love is a great help to the cir
who wants to make herself real miser
able E... ..
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-06-30

Nothing takes the conceit out Of a
young man like dose of matrimony.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-06-30

Courtship is a two-sided game in
which each player tries to fool the
other.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-06-30
For Laundry Use

The fellow who gives away cheap
cigars would give away his friends.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-06-30
RAILROAD LANDS.

An actor may be pretty bald and
still have a good part. .s
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-06-30

The man who wouldn't lie to his
wife about her beauty deserves to be
married to a Chinese doll.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-06-30
How's This?

A man whose wife calls him dear
IN public usually looks ~aeap.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-06-30

Shake into your shoes, Aliens Foot
Ease, u powder for the feet, 1t MES
tight or New Shoes feel Easy, Cures
Swollen, Hot, Sweating Feet, Corns and
Bunions. AT all Druggists and Shoe
Stores, 25c. Sample sent FREE. Adj
dress Allen S. Olmstcd, Leroy, n. Y.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-06-30
Do Your Feet Ache and eurn2

You can generally tell chronic
borrower by the sense of touch.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-06-30

The gossip Is never. so happy as
when she is relating a tale of woe.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-06-30

Bucket shops are places where men
exchange barrels for bungholes.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-06-30

1t doesn't bother the golfer to get
in hole.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-06-30

Lots of people go in for philanthro-
ply, but draw the line at their poor
relations.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-06-30
This Will lnterest Mothers.

The manicure girl has no use for
the finger of scorn.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-06-30

1t takes ten times as long to listen
to a sermon as the man who delivers
it takes to write it.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-06-30
Defiance Starch

UtHdHCc starch
should be in every household, none so
good, besides OF. more for 10 cents
than any other brand of cold water
starch.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-06-30
La IL Not North While

A woman never quarrels with her
self unless as last resource.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-06-30


Don't strike man for a loan just
because he looks lonesome.
Servants In Japanese families are
deemed to be on the same social level
as their employers. Visitors bow as
low to servants as to their mistress;
and IL the mistress Is away the ser.
wants serve tea and entertain the WIS.,
itors
1rlbes OF men with feet almost use
less have been discovered In New
Guinea. They live in the midst of
lakes, moving about on little canoes.
and possessing few cabins built on
wood piles. Their feet are so undevel-
oped as to be of little service for
wa.hinS.
A strange law prevails in China. II
native dies while being tried for
murder. the very fact OF his dying is
taken as evidence Of his guilt. He
has departed, but somebody must SUI
fer and his eldest son, il he has one.
is sent to prison for year.
mrs. Fred Eichler, OF Bellentle, H.,
always sleeps with a revolver under
her pillow. On recent evening she
imagined she heard man breathing
beneath her bed Being blessed with
a keen ear, she did her best to locate
the exact spot occupied by the inter
loper. Then she fired through the
mattress, and fatally wounded her pet
Newfoundland dog.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-06-30

Il . s,s :ss. - s.s Thompson's Eye Wats
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-01-18
According to his Folly.

A young japanese compositor EN-
ployed on Japanese paper in New
FORK was riding downtown in City
Hall train the other morning. He was
engrossed in his morning paper and
paid little attention to the other pas.
sengers.
But a fresh-looking young man who
sat next to him. and who had been
eying him all along, suddenly asked
what sort of 'nese are you. any
way? A Chinese or a Japanese?'
The little Jap was not caught nap
ping. Quick as wink he replied:
What sort of key are you, any
way? A monkey, a donkey. or a Yam
kee"
The fresh young man had no more
to say, and left the train quickly when
the City Hall station was reached.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-01-18
The Wooden Indian.

Behold the wooden Indian.
Who stands outside the door,
And guards, with frown and Ratchet,
The old tobacco store.
He never beat grocery bill,
He never told lie,
He never took a longing look
At bourbon, fizz, or rye.
Behold the wooden Indian
A mass of oak and paint;
He never made a crooked move
In faith. he is saint.
He never bought stack of chips
And sat into game;
He never rushed chorus girl,
Or flirted with a dame.
Behold the wooden Indian,
Who, on the other hand.
Was never known to help the poor
That fill our glorious land;
Who never heard the piteous cry
or him who starved alone
Who never gave a hungry dog
So much as one small bone.
Behold the wooden Indian
(And clay is much like wood,
Who never did bit Of harm,
Nor vet bit of good.
lis family Is not extinct
In fact. one often meets
A lot Of wooden Indians
Awalking OH the streets!
Sentinel.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-01-18
GREAT NAMES IN CONGRESS
Men Whose Patronymic. Mark The m
for Other Mems Notice.

Men Whose Patronymic. Mark The IN
for Other Mems Notice.
We cannot depend on the House of
Representatives of the United States
Congress for Il great deal, but we can
always trust 1t to supply q roll call
that is interesting and diverting read
ing-until it becomes an old story. says
the New York Mail and Express. Why
Is it that men of picturesque and even
remarkable cOgnOmens tend to drift
into Congress. especially in the South
and West? Is it that the very nature
of their names seems to devo!ve upon
them the duty to render these name,
illustrious? Perhaps it is.
The Fifty eighth Congress is no eX
ceptiOn to the rule. There are men
here whose names ought to have made
them famous even if they had never
gone to Congress or done anything else
Not to speak of Prince Cupid Kalania
naOle of Honolulu, whose name may be
the Hawaiian Smith for all we know
we have on this new roll of our coun-
10 ioMC TIC PilSclcSS Hullc VI NiiS
Hon. Swanger Sherley of Kentucky
that Of Hon. Phanor Brazeale of Louis
lana and that Of Hon. Justin ID. Bow
ersOck Of Kansas. The Hon. Jefferson
Brick Is now absent from the councils
of the nation, but the family Ia ably
represented by the Hon. Abraham
Brick of Indiana
There are others. Let us pick out a
few patronymic gems at random:
Thetus w. Sims, Tennessee.
Parish Carter Tate. Georgia.
Ollie James. Kentucky.
Halvor STEVENSON, Minnesota.
Champ Clark. Missouri.
Jack Beall, Texas.
Carter Glass, Virginia.
Arsene 7. Pujo, Louisiana.
The names of Pou, Shook, Moon,
Dick, Crumpacker, Mudd, Skiles. Shull
Snapp. Gooch, Licernash. Kluttz. Sho-
Der and Spight continue to decorate
the roll. They surely were not born to
die. But why, may we ask. Is the
name Of Bird" so popular among poll
tcians? The present House has on its
list Adam Byrd of Mississippi and II
Burd Cassell Of Pennsylvania, and
have we not our own Bird S. Coler
and Asa Bird Gardiner always with
us?
Many congressional surname of de-
cided commonplaceness is relieved
from that fate by the given name.
That Of the Hon. Choice B. Randell of
Texas is an instance, the Hon. Vespa-
sian Warner another and the Hon
Ariosto Wiley another. But for the
most part the Congressman were con
demned by their parents to bear the
plain names Of John. James, William,
Joseph and so on. These parents fail
ed to realize that If a man couldn't
get his name into the megaphone of
fame in any other way 1t might be
done for him with quaint curious
and mouth-fl filling baptismal designa-
ton.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-01-18
Insect Foes of Mankind.

When it comes to actual facts and
figures Of the financial losses caused
by insect pests the published papers
and reports Of expert investigators
connected with our agricultural depart
ment at Washington and our agricul.
tural stations elsewhere furnish the
chief and largest resource. The figures
given here are truly staggering in their
immensely. Thus We have it on the
authority Of DR.. Howard that the &C.
tual money loss occasioned by insect
pests in this country every year is not
less than $35,OOO,OOO. According to Dr.
Howard the grasshopper pest which
visited large areas Of the West in 1874.
76 destroyed farm crops to the value
Of S1OO,0OO,0OO In a single season.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-01-18
Perrin Pile Specific
The INTERNAL REMEDY
No Case Exists It will Not Cure

"Are you sure you really and truly
love me, John?" asked the fair bunch
of home grown sweetness. Sure, I'm
sure" replied the he end of the trans.
action. but Tom loves me. too" per-
sisted the fair party. "He said he'd
gladly lay down his life for me-" "Oh,
all right" answered John. "If you
want a dead man you're his and he's
tt."-Chicago News.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-01-18

Japan has for some time been re-
garded as DESTROYS Of putting it's
military accomplishment to a practical
test. China did not count, and it Is
quite like plucky Japan to select Rus
STA as the hardest proposition in sight
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-01-18

NIlstook the symptoms: ne-LooA
at that woman on the other side of the
street waving her hards about her
head. Is she practicing physical Gull
ture? She-Mercy no. She's descl'b-
ing her new hat to another woman
Chicago News.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-01-18

who's the slowcst man you ever
knew "a chap in New York. He
fell out Of third-story fat window
and did not reach the ground for an
hour" "How was that?" "IIe caught
in a tree at the second story and went
In to visit some friends. "-Detroit
Free Press.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-01-18

Blobbs-What a toucny little chap
Hotspur is-he's always ready to take
offense. Sharpe-Tve known him
when he wouldn't. Blobbs-When
was that? Sharpe-When we were
following the Atherstone hounds. He'd
always rather go half mile round
sooner than take q fence.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-01-18

"Seen Ezry's new horse?' asked one
citizen Of another. II have" was the
reply. "Well, what does it look like?"
asked the questioner, impatiently.
well, he looks" said the other man.
slowly, las If Ezry had taken him for
an old debt. "-Christian Register.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-01-18
~~~~~~~

Dangerous Nostrums-Some of the
anti-fat medicines on the market con-
tain preparation of thyroid glands
which is powerful medicine. 1t has
been known to produce very disagree
able symptoms and even death by its
action on the heart.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-01-18

II don't believe III paying rancy
prices for custom-p1ade Clothes" said
Kloseman. "Now here's suit bought
ready made for seven dollars. If l
were to tell you paid twenty dollars
for it, wouldn't you believe it?" II
might if you told me over the tele-
nhonc. "-Pkiladelphia Press.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-01-18

Pimples.-Sometmes after shaving
small red pimples appear on the face.
These are usually due to irrita ton
from the ends of the growing beard.
Witch hazel jelly rubbed into the skin
Immediately after shaving will help to
prevent this troublesome condition.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-01-18
Won Can Get

You Can Get Aliens Foot Ease FREE.
Write Allen 8. 0lmsted, Leroy, N. Y, for a
free sample of Allen's Foot Ease. 1t cures chill.
blains sweating, damp, swollen, aching feet
II makes new or tight shoes easy. A certain.
cure for Corns and Bunions. All druggists sell
1t. 2ac. h"u't accept any substitute
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-01-18

Defective Eyes.-More interest is be-
ing taken in the correction Of defec-
tive vision Of school children. Many
a child has been cured Of severe head
aches and dread of books by the
proper fitting Of glasses. This matter
should never be neglected. The few
dollars paid to an oculist may save
years of suffering.
Dietary Foods.-Nervous folks ought
to partake often Of cheese which acts
as sedative. They should beware
Of eating cheese to excess, however, a.
it is tax on the digestion. Only
moderate consumption is efflcacious.
Steady diet Of potatoes induces fatigue
of both mind and body. Apples are
now held to contain much sustenance
for the brain and to have an exhilarat-
ing effect on the spirits.
Beyond Expectation: MI. Jones-see
hcrel This horse you sold me runs up
on the sidewalk every time he sees an
auto. Horse Dealer-Well, you don't
expect a nfty-dollar horse to run up q
telegraph pole or climb tree. do you2
Judge.
Girl in the Grand Stand-lsn't that
a cruel game? Do you think It's fair
for a dozen men to pile themselves on
top Of the poor fellow that has the
bau1 Her Escort-N0; there oughtn't
to be more Than eleven Of them, any.
way.-Chicago Tribune.
Information: Hello" said the
neighborly bore, what are you build
Ing the new chicken house forT'
why" replied Nettles, "for flock OF
pink carmels, Of course. You didn't
suppose I'd put chickens in It, did
you ?"-Philadelphia Public Ledger.
Weren't you nervous at the wed.
dihs." asked the sympathetic chap,
with all those people looking at your"
II nervous?" repeated the recent bene-
dict. "Why should be nervous? No
body looked at me; l was only the
groom, you know"-Cincinnati Times
Star.
In Kentucky: Ascum-I don't know
whether your head over the article
about Colonel Lushman's death was
printed the way you intended, but 1t
was a good one. City Editor-Let me
see What was It? Ascum-Has
fought his last bottle.-Philadeiphi
Press.
Citiman-What's the matter with all
Won LOnesomehunters? Newcomb's a
decent sort of fellow, and yet you all
appear to hate him. Suburbs-No won
der! He went and bought bis wife q
sealskin coat last week. and our homes
are no longer observation-disclosures
prAaA
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-01-18
FREE MEDICAL ADVICE TO
WOMEN.

Don't hesitate to write to Mrs.
Pinkham. She will understand
your case perfectly, and will treat
YOU with Kindness. Her advice
Is free, and the address Is Lynn,
Mass. No woman ever regretted
having written her, and she has
helped thousands.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-01-18

Sta Permanently oursu 80 Lu - nsrvsusnsa
ybeO AFTER first days Of H.: xliass Great NsEvl
asstorsF Send for -. 90 trial bette and zeaS
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-01-18

.uoyhers will nno NIB. N1uMoW'e 0ooth
ns Syrup the best remedy to use for thc'
bildron during the teething period.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-01-18

There are moments in every mans
life when he imagines he's on the
verge Of insanity.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-01-18

JONATHAN say, brluIsner, can you
spell horse? Englishman Orse?
Why, certainly. 1t honly takes a hatch
and no and har and hess and a
he to spell 'orse.-Kansas City Jour
nal.
within the last decade" remarked
the progressive citizen, woman has
gained considerable standing in the
business world" YES" rejoined the
female breadwinner. especially in the
street cars"
Teacher-You notice that boy who
stands at the foot of the class? Well,
last summer he was the brightest boy
In school COmmitteeman-Hei Is now.
l notice the foot of the class Is nearest
the stove!
Mrs. Knox-So you met Mrs. Tom
Ign to-day. What did she say? Mr..
Knox-Nothing. Mrs. Knox-You sur
prise me-she usually talks an awful
lot! Mr.. Knox-Oh, she did that to-
day, Of course!
Missus-Were going to give dance
on Friday, Jane, and l want you to do
all you can to help us. Jane-Well.
mum. I'm afraid l amt much good at
that sort Of thing. only know bar
rel organ Jig and a cake walk.
Mrs. Ascum-Did you see Mrs. Lo-
cutie at the ball? Mr.. Ascum-Yes.
Mrs. Ascum-She was dressed entirely
In white, the paper said. Is that so7
Mr.. Ascum-Well-er- she didn't
appear to be dressed entirely.-Phila-
delphia Press
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-01-18

For bronchial troubles try Piso's Cure
for Consumption. 1t is a good cough
medicine. AT druggists, price % cents.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-01-18
RHEUMATISM
NOT A SKIN DISEASE.

is natural to the that hurts and when rheumatic
pains shooting through the and muscles and they
named and the sufferer turn niments and asters
for re while such quiet the temporarily
of rubbing bisterng Rheumatism because
skin the blood and all through the system,
and time exposed conditions that caused
the first attack going to have another and Rheumatism
will last the poison in the blood matter what
apply externally Too much acid in the blood of
troubles Digestion weak kidneys and
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-01-18

torpid liver are other causes
which bring on this painful dis
ease, because the blood becomes
tainted with the poisonous mat
ter which these organs fail to
carry out of the system. Ger
tain secret diseases will produce
Rheumatism, and of all forms
this is the most stubborn and
severe, for it seems to affect
every bone and muscle in the
body. The blood is the medium
by which the poisons and acids
are carried fhrO11rh the system
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-01-18
WEST 4 TRUAX,
Wholesale Druggiet0. +,

zone week from to-day, Uncle John.
I will be a married man. Yes. in seven
short days l will be initiated into the
mysteries Of matrimony." mo mys-
teries about it, my boy. 1t is just the
plain, simple rule Of three" Rule Of
three? Eh-what three" wife.
mother-in-law. and hired girl."-Kan-
aas Citv Journal
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-01-18

We OFFER One Hundred Dollars Reward for any
sase Of Cattarrh that can not b cu1ed BY HallI
Catarrh Cure.
F. J. CHENEY & Co., Props:, Toledo. o.
We the undersigned. have knownF F. J. Cheney
Tor the past Is years. and believe him perfectly
honorable in ali business transactions and in.
Incially able to carry out any obligations made
WEST 4 TRUAX,
wholesale Druggists. Toledo,
WALDIN0 KINNAN & MARVIN,
wholesale Druggists, Toledo. o.
Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken internally acting
directly on the blood and mucous surfaces Of
he system. Price 75c per bottle. Sold By al
druggists. Testimonials free.
Halls Family Pills are the best.