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, 1904-05-27
ACT QUICKLY.
Delay Has Been Dangerous in Laramie.

Do the right thing at the right time.
Act quickly in times of danger.
Backache is kidney danger.
Doan's Kidney Pills act quickly.
Cure all distressing. dangerous kid
ney ills.
Plenty of evidence to prove this.
r. G. Spoor, retired on Twenty-ifth
street Cheyenne. corner OF Max
well says: Il took all kinds of mcdi-
cine supposed to be valuable for kid
ney complaint. but | never obtained
any noticeable benefit. A druggist in
Cheyenne can tell you how | was doc
toring all the time for three years and
that during that period was unable
to eve lessen let alone stop the ach-
ing across the loins. My first %acquaint-
ance with Doan's Kidney Pills was OBJ
tanned through the Denver Post and
flattering statements about the remedy
induced me to go to a drug store for
a box. 1t only required a few doses
to convince me that they were acting
directly on the kidneys and a continu-
alton of the treatment until | had used
several boxes absolutely stopped that
particular attack. | still take a dose
or two once in a while for | know that
the preparation acts as a genuine tom
ic particularly to the Kidneys"
Just such emphatic endorsements
may be had right here in Laramie.
Call at the Laramie Drug Cos. store
1, -J ~olr p,hnk xhof,, or~ ro-Nrf
For sale by all dealers. Price so
cents. Foster-Milburn Co, Buffalo, N.
Y, sole agents for the United States.
Remember the name Doan's and take
no other
, 1904-05-27
NEWSPAPERS AND CRIME.

Do newspapers encourage crime by
~uncovering it? Does the description
Of crime in the daily press tend to
make criminals?
These are old questions, much de
bated by clubs. reform societies and
civic organizations. They will con
tinue to be discussed, for men and wo-
men will probably never cease to hold
diverse and antagonistic views regard
ing the influence of the press upon
public morals.
In the meantime it is interesting to
note the vigorous and peppery style
In which the women of the Charity
Organization society OF New York In
terrogated a certain E. Fellows Jen'
kins of that city, who had made the
assertion that the metropolitan press
was responsible for one-haH Of the
adult and two-thirds Of the juvenile
crime" committed there.
One woman, sitting in the front row,
said:
There are two sides Of this subject
Of the detailed reports Of crimes. II
the people who commit crimes read
the papers, the people who carry on
tho philanthropic movements also read
them. How did you ever get your
Playground? How did yoa ever 81
POUR children's court? BY pubicafy.
Il there hadn't been any re0oee4no any.s
, 1904-05-27

When Sandow poses and the muscles
ridge his back and knot his arms, we
think w have before US the very secret
of strength in those magnificent muscles.
But we haven't. Starve Sandow, or,
what is practically the same thing, let
him be d~yspeptic, and his muscle would
soon fail. Strength is made from food
properly digested and assimilated, and
no maj is stronger than his stomach, be-
cause when the stomach is diseased di-
gestion and assimilation are imperfect.
DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery
cures diseases of the stomach and other
organs of digestion and nutrition. 1t
enables the perfect digestion and assim-
ilation of food so that the body is nour-
ished into perfect health and strength.
NJ had what my physician called indigestion.
He gave me medicine for the trouble but it did
me no good" writes Mr.. W. II. Wells, of Will
lard, NJ {. NJ wrote to DR.. Pierce and stated
my case. He sent me a descriptive list and hy-
Eienic rules. I carried out these as best l could,
bought six bottles of his Golden Medical Dis
covery' and commenced taking it. A few days
later l noticed a great change. Felt like a new
man. Before l began the use Of the Golden
Medical Discovery I suffered greatly with pain
I was very thin in flesh, but now can eat heartily
and sleep good at night"
DR.. Pierce's Common Sense Medical
Adviser is sent free on receipt of stamps
to pay expense of mailing only. Send
twenty-one one-cent stamps for the pa
pe~r-covered book, or thirty-one stamps
for the cloth-bound volume. Address
Oh. R. ". Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y.
, 1904-05-27
Laramie Resident Praised.

Webster Balllnger, the Washington
correspondent Of the Cheyenne Tri-
bune, in a letter to that paper yester-
day on Wyoming appointments in the
service Of the United States, refers as
follows to a well known and highly es-
teemed citizen of this city:
IN. c. Brown Is another Wyoming
man holding a prominent position. Up
in Alaska he is today presiding as a
United States Judge of the first judicial
district, with headquarters at Sitka.
Notwithstanding the fact that charges
have been made against many Of the
judicial officers in Alaska, resulting in
the removal Of some, no charge has
been made against Brown, and there
is no probability that any ever will be
made"
, 1904-05-27
ALBANY Case Under Amusement.

The state supreme court held anoth-
er session yesterday morning at Chey-
Present, Chief Justice Corn,
Justices Knight and Potter. Argu-
ments were heard in the case Of Con-
radt against Lepper. from Albany
county, after which the case was TAXI
under advisement. The attorneys were
Corlett Downey, c. P. Arnold and
Judge H. v. 8. Groesbeck. Court ad-
journed until May 9th at 10 o'clock.
, 1904-05-27

The New York platform is a dishon-
est platform. fit only for a dishonest
party. No one but an artful dodger
would stand upon it. The submission
Of such a platform to the voters Of a
state is an insult to their intelligence,
for it Is intended to deceive them, and
a deliberate attempt to deceive-espec-
tally so clumsy an attempt as this plat
form isis a reflection upon the brains
Of those to whom 1t is submitted. ]
cannot hope to convince those who
favor deception and fraud in politics
but | am satisfied that we o have
evidence sufficient to convict Judge
Parker of absolute unfitness for the
nomination-William Jennings Bryan.
, 1904-05-27

There appears to be little prospect
that the war in the far east will De oy-
er inside of two or three years. Rus
STA has 1t within her power to prolong
the struggle almost indeinitely-till
little Japan has exhausted her re-
sources and Is compelled to withdraw
to her island home. To date, the
brown man has had the best of the
fighting in almost every conflict. In
all probability the first big battle will
occur on the banks of the Yalu in the
near future.
, 1904-05-27

1t has been currently reported that
the Union Pacific is about to construct
a fence around the pond at the Dale
creek fill and prevent fishing therein
save by permission. The Republican
does not believe 1t and will await the
building of the fence before 1t credits
the rumor. AS a corporation, the I'm
lon Pacific Is interested in having fish
ermen enjoy the sport there, as sports
men p%atronize the road. 1t is a mag
nifcent place for brook trout.
, 1904-05-27
WEDNESDAY. APRIL 81, 1904.

II the Congressional Record print
ers have any n of the fitness Of
things they will put on a red ink head
and throw a few leads into Mr..
Hearst's maiden speech In congress-
Denver Republican.
, 1904-05-27

Senator Teller remarked the other
day that the time may come when there
will be United States senators from
Canada. and the Denver Republican
adds that it Is to be hoped they will
bring with them certificates OF clean
elections.
, 1904-05-27

To Southern Pacific main line
and branch line points, Port
land to Ashland, inclusive, via
Portland Neutrality-suspicious.. $500
To nearly all California points. $500
For further information as to stop
over privileges. etc, apply to
z. R. BREISCH.
Agent U. P. R r. Co.. Laramie. Wyo.
, 1904-05-27
LITTLE GIRL SUFFERING
With RAEuMAIlC A1Il

Mabel. the l0-year-old daughter OF
Councilman and Mrs. George E. Phil
lips, is confined to her room with a
severe attack of rheumatism. and is
under the care of a physician. At
times she is not able to walk and sui
fers greatly. She seems somewhat bet
ter today.
, 1904-05-27
GONE TO MINE TO
LOCATE CYANIDE MILL.

General Manager j. H. Bills of the
Antlers Gold Mining and Milling COM
pany went to the Pole creek district
today, accompanied by A. Vogelsang,
W. Russell and E. F. Angel. A
couple Of Colorado gentlemen are eX-
the latter part of the week to
consider a proposition for the location
Of a cyanide mill at the Antlers claim.
and Mr.. Bills went to obtain certain
data asked by the Coloradoans.
, 1904-05-27

Some Parker democrats and social
lists are en%deavoring to deceive them
selves into the belief that Bryan was
hired by Mark Hanna to make the
presidential race and that he Is now In
the employ Of the republican party.
What next? In 1896 and 1900 the Bry-
an democrats alleged tnat Cleveland
was a republican and that he held no
opinions in common with the demo.
cratic party. Now that Cleveland
stock is up and Bryan below par, the
shoe seems to be tightening on the
other foot. The republican party has
not been reduced to the necessity OF
buying either of them.
, 1904-05-27
WILL ATTEND MEETING
OF BANK DIRECTORS.

Mr.. and Mrs. r. H. Homer arrived
from the Flag ranch this morning and
are guests at the Union Pacific. Mr..
Homer will attend a meeting this aft
ernoon of the directors of the Albany
County National bank, of which he is
the president.
, 1904-05-27

Governor Peabody of Colorado has
won first blood in the Meyer habeas
corpus proceedings. the court declin-
ing to order the release Of Meyer from
the custody of the military authorities.
Since the establishment of this govern
ment there has been no question in the
minds of the people but that the mill
tary arm of the government had the
power to declare martial law in case
Of instruction and to suspend the writ
of habeas corpus. This question still
remains to be passed upon by the su-
preme court of the Centennial state.
, 1904-05-27
Is Golf Catching

on to popular favor? 1t seems to be.
A noticeable increase in sales of Pain,
killer m from golf districts. The
reason for this is clear, as Perry Da.
Wis Painkiller is the Oldest and best
remedy extant for sprains, strains,
bruises and soreness, all of which are
of common occurrence. either in vigor
Gus play or through accident. Every,
whore the standard liniment and balm.
, 1904-05-27

A German inventor has modelled a
carriage which will doubtless be OF
great value to railroads. 1t is an
electric device whereby passengers
may be transferred to passenger trains
from stations while running at full
speed. When the express passes, the
carriage starts in pursuit, and, as it
runs at a higher speed, 1t soon catches
the express. Graphing irons are then
thrown out and passengers are ex-
changed. Experiments have shown
that a train can be caught, twenty pas
sengers discharged and the electric
car back at the station again discharg-
ing passengers within eight minutes.
, 1904-05-27

|eIys Cream Balm

Easy and pleasant to
asa. Contains no in
furious drug.
II ID quickly absorbed.
Gives Relief nj once.
Il Opens and Cleanses
the Nasal Passages.
Ailays Inflammation.
Heals and Pr,tecta the
Senses Of Taste and s.n
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, 1904-05-27

From the Cheyenne Tribune:
Prof. Burton P. Fleming Of Laramie
is in the city for a short visit.
A. b. Exson has been appointed post
master at Riverside, Carbon county,
vice Samuel Morgan, resigned.
Mrs. Ed. Matthews and her little
granddaughter, Margaret Hamilton, OF
Laramie, are in the city visiting
friends.
, 1904-05-27

The largest line of boys clothing.
shoes. hats, etc. Woodruff & Terry.
, 1904-05-27

Canton, Ohio,A Aug. g, 1908.
Gentlemen: SIS. s. Is o good medicine. keep
it in the house all the while. 1t is an excellent
tonic to give strength to the system and tone to
all the organs. It gives appetite and energy and
makes one feel better in every way. Ihave found
it also an excellent blood purifier. For monthsI
was troubled with an itching skin eruption on
the face, and I tried specialists and many reme-
dies to get a cure. but 8. 8. 8. is the only medicine
that seemed to relieve. I am now comparatively
free Of this eruption. Think O great deal Of yonr
medicine, believing it to be The best blood purifier
and tonic known to the world to-day.
MRS. FRANK HORNER
1880 E Seventh 1t.
, 1904-05-27

Daily Republican SOC a mont.
, 1904-05-27

pools and swamps, till their
systems are filled with ma
laria and their health under
mined, will find S. S. S. a
most excellent tonic, and its
timely use has many times
prevented the serious COM
Plications that SO often
result from malaria.
Good blood, good appe-
tite and good digestion are
tho foundation stones of
good health. S. S. S. sup
plies all these, containing
as it does ingredients for
the publication of the blood
and also well-known tonic
properties, making it the
ideal remedy in cases where
the blood has deteriorated,
the stomach disordered and
appetite has failed.
S. S. S. being a purely
vegetable compound, leaves
no bad after-effects, like the
are bad on the stomach
fortify the system, and the
the long winter months arc
the warm weather finds y
weak, rundown, tired and
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, 1904-05-27
%m@THE@
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! to act s. promptly and bene6caly where the health has given
way, the strength overtaxed by hard work and close confinement.
Those living in the low, marshy sections Of the country, exposed to
miasmatc poisons and breathing the impure air arising from stagnant
, 1904-05-27

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, 1904-05-27

Membrane. Reetores TIT
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rial Size, 10 cents by mail.
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New-York tribune., 1904-10-02

details Of this public tain copies Of the
papers BY writing 10 Dr. Mott for them
rms pubHc demonstration gave DR. Mott a Interna
tona reputation that has brought HIM corresponds
ence with people all the world and several noted
Europeans are numbered among those who have take.
has treatment and been cured
The doctor will correspond with those no are suffering
with bnght's Disease, Diabetes any kidney trouble
either IN the hTst intermediate last stages and will
pleased 20 give his opinion TO those no will
send him description OF their symptoms. An ESSAY
which the Doctor has prepared about kidney
describing has new method of treatment Will also be
mailed D. hum Correspondence for this purpose should
be addressed TO IRVINE MOTT. NJ d Iss Mite hell
Building, Cincinnati Ohio
New-York tribune., 1904-10-02

perfect hearing again. and say 10 those who have
thrown away their money on cheap apparatus salves
air pumps washes douchcs and the list uf nnumerable
trash that Is offered the public through flaming ADV
tsements can and will cure YOU and You stay
cured. | ask money. My treatment method is one
that Is simple II he used in Your own home
You investigate fully. absolutely free and you nav
for 10 only after thoroughly convinced thai
will cure YOU as IL has thousands of others II seems
10 make difference with this marvellous new
method how long YOU have been deaf nor what caused
your Deafness this new treatment will restore vour
hearing quickly and permanently. Ne matter how
many remedies have failed yOU-nO matter how many
doctors have pronounced hopeless this new
magic method will YOU. prove this tO vnur
entire satisfaction before You for H. Write
TODAY ami Will send full Information absolutely
free by return mail. Address Dr. Guy clifford POwr /
S9 Auditorium Building. Peoria. Ill Remember send
no money simply your name and address You will
receive an immediate answer and full Information by
return mail. -
New-York tribune., 1904-10-02

ClF o NITC nc WUTNL IITUIa o
kidney Diseases Later pub
lac test was instituted under
the auspices Of the Post. and
hVe cases OF Bught's Disease
and Diabetes were selected by
them and placed under Dr
Motifs care In three months
time all we're pronounced
cured One Of the most prom
Incnt Universities IN the [ I'M
ted States having been chosen
by the Post 70 make examin
alton Of the cases before and
after treatment
ANY one desiring 10 read the
New-York tribune., 1904-10-02
Profitable FOrgeG0ry
By T. c. HOLDEN

disposed 10 ulOQlIE LIc OiQcI views ana
protest that its pangs consisted in keenly
remembering and mourning Our wrong
thoughts and wicked deeds.
I'm that case I'd like to be old Cap
tain Zephaniah Smith" said Congress
man Deming to me on coming out of
church.
What kind of memory did he have:
I asked.
No kind; but a good forgetory He
used 10 board at one of the hotels. and
one day was going around asking every
body if they'd seen his spectacles.
Nobody enlightened him. until finally the
proprietor of The COurant advised him
10 put an adj. in his paper. The idea
pleased him, and going over to the desk
he pulled down his speCtacleS from the
top of his forehead wrote out his ad
called a messenger. showed back his
spectaCles. and sat down 70 wait pa
tiently for their recovery. In a little
while he took up book. and thought
lessly pulling down his spectacles began
reading. The laugh of those who had
been watching him stirred him up this
time and he slowly began to compre-
hend
60 told YOU if you'd advertise in nv
paper you'd be sure to get them back.
said the newspaper man.
Another time he stopped an ac-
quaintance on the street to ask if he
had heard about the big fire min
in-oh, can't think of the name. said
he but it ends in bury" I'm sure
of that
90 Simsbury: suggested the other
So No. no. not Simsbury COnfound
IL, It's one OF those manufacturirg
towns around here
80 Waterbury,
No. not Waterbury. It's on the
other side of the river. You know il
we'll enough
Glastonbury
80 No, no, no, It's-it's-I know 1t as
we'll as | know my own name. It's
Rockville confound you,
a" Once he went into an artists studio
and found him painting woman's pic
ture
Who's that ne asked
Mrs Smith
Smith. Smith-what smith,
Mrs. Zephaniah Smith. answered
the painter.
Seems TO me I've heard that name
somewhere before
Quite likely, said the artist. She
lives here in Hartford
Well. she's good-looking. ANYHOW.
Say, how muchu YOU charge me for q
picture like that of my wife. She's g
big sight handsomer
IA hundred dollars. Sames I'm
getting for this. Her husband ordered
1t about three months ago. She's gwen
me several sittingS.'
Can YOU get one out for me before
Christmas:
oh. yes. easy
All right, said he. departing. III
send her around. But don't let her
know anything about it. want 10
surprise her with it Christmas.
Some one told him about a system
for improving the memory. You re-
membered thing that reminded YOU of .
what YOU wanted 70 remember. For
instance. aSSOciating Mr. Eastman with
point of the compass and the human
male He tried it and then bec,,,
New-York tribune., 1904-10-02

After years Of research along the lines OF the
deeper scientific mysteries of the occult and invis
bic Of Nature forces have found the cause and
cure Of deafness and head noises. and have been
enabled by this same mysterious knowledge and
10 give 10 many unfortunate and suffering persons
New-York tribune., 1904-10-02
Finding Her Pocket


ell, Will you please look IN the
pocket of my gray-serge street suit In
the closet of our room and bring me my
little coin purse when you come down:
1t will save me running up for it, and |
want to take it with me when we go
out"
Yes, dearie"
Several minutes elapse. and Mrs
Lovcly's voice again ascends to the
upper regions of her home. why
don't you come down, Harry? It's time
we were off.
I'm looking for your purse"
Well it's right there in the pocket
Of my gray-serge dress. I'm sure it's
therel"
Mrs. Lovely sits down and draws on
her gloves, and again calls up the stair
way: Why Harry, dear, what are you
doing?"
Trying to find that purse. | tell you!
Why. my earl Its right there in
the pocket of my gray-serge dress
my graysergc Are you sure you're
looking in the right dress2 It's the
only gray dress in the closet "
" Is it lined with grayish silk"
'Yes-that's it. Can't you find it, "
I've found the dress but | can't find
the pocket Don't believe its got any
" 1t certainly has and the purse IS in
the pocket too. Shall come up?"
No-if the cussed thing has pocket"
Now, don't lose your temper over a
trihe. Harry" Mrs. Lovely Jabs a hat
pin through her hat and apparently
through her head before the tall mirror
and says trihc tartv What in the
world? Haven't YOU found that purse
yet, Harry"
No | haven't found the pocket
once; but lost II again. and don't
believe I'll ever find it again on this
carthl I'll be hanged if-thcre' I've
found the blamed pocket At lasti'
Well get the purse and hurry right
down. We shall bc late as il is "
She laccs up her gloves. and As Harry
does not appear She says with unusual
impatience: Why. Harry, what under
the sun, moon and stars are YOU doing
thought you said YOU had found that
pocket"
q" have; but can find my way into
the Internal thing
Have you turned the skirt You
can't find your way into it until YOU do "
Turned it Great Scott I've
turned and returned the thing a dozen
times OF all the Internal fool places
for a pocket
Drop the dress skirt down to met"
| won't, I've SET out To get that
purse, and I'm going to do it if | have
to rip the dress all to rags
Now. Harry, | won't have that dress
switched around It's perfectly new.
and without wrinkle in it. I'll come up
myself and get that purse. It's curious
how a man can never find anything"
Find anything, Lord don't be-
licve the whole Pinkerton detective push
could find woman's pocket! No Won
der you hardly ever hear Of a woman
having her pocket picked"
She hardly ever has one to pick"
Well, the thief who could pick it
would have TO have an X-ray eve. and
then he'd have trouble finding his way
into it. "
Nonsense! | can find my way into
that pocket In-oh, here is the purse.
right here on the drcssing-casel | re-
member now that ! took it out of the
lot lat I 4,
New-York tribune., 1904-10-02
Bright's Disease and
Diabetes Cured.
University Chemist Acting as Judge.

Irvine Mott, NJ D, Of CINCINNATI. o demonstrated
before the editorial board of EgeHtHe Post OF the
leading daIy papers Of Cincinnati. the power OF hIs
New-York tribune., 1904-10-02

MkS- WINSLowS SOOTHING, SYRUF has been usei Gr
over NlNIN YEARS by MILLIONS OF MOTHERS t,r
mrir CHILDREN WHILE TEETHINt, with PERFECT
StC1taS NSooTHES the CHILD. SOFTFNS the GUMS
NLLANS all PAIN, CURES WIND collie and :, The ~,
,' S I' nlNNNhttA sold hy Druggists in every part of
the world Re AMI MIR, Winsi,ys S,.Fi.-
syrup and take no other kind TWENTY-FIVE cents t,,-
New-York tribune., 1904-10-02

With This Wonderful, Mysterious Power
Have Made People Deaf for Years
Hear the Tick of a Watch in
Few Minutes.
New-York tribune., 1904-10-02

Send Me No Money Simply Write Me About
Your Case and I Send You the Secret
by Return Mail Absolutely Free.
New-York tribune., 1904-10-02
Deafness
Can Be Cured

I Have Made the Most Marvellous Discov-
cry for the Positive Cure of Deafness
and Head Noises and Give
the Secret Free.