Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-12-17

Nell-How do you like my new pho
tograph? Bell-LOveIy! | never should
have known that 1t was you.-Somcr-
vile Journal.
Book Agent-Now, sir can l sell
you an encyclopedia. Old John--Noa,
/ don't think so, I'm few old to ride
now.- Punch.
He-After all, you know, there's
nothing to beat good musical com
ely! She (hesitatlngl No; except,
perhaps, Shakespeare. Exchange
Goodwin hear you gave twenty
five dollars to help repair the church?
Graspit-You have been misinforme,l
| merely subscribed that amount
Chicago News.
Friend why do you allow your
daughter to bang the piano so hard?
Fapa--Tm hoping she'll either spratn
her wrist or bust the instrument. -
Chicago News.
so you We're at Mrs. Marrabie's
dinner yesterday, Flossie. What was
the menu like?" II really can't tell
you. for didn't take any. les thing
very seldom toch."
Teacher---I suppose you know, Har-
ry, that in keeping you after school
punish myself ms wen as you? Harry
Yes, nm; that's why | don't mind
it. Boston Transcript.
NO, won't give you a piece of my
apple" snapped his sister You mean
thing! said the boy. Wasn't 1t ME
that spoiled the piano, so that you
didn't have TO practice for weekT'
Ernie--Gussie Snpp says If | refuse
him he will so away and join either
the Japanese or Russian army Belle
Then accept him. Those nations
have enough trouble already .-Chl-
cagO News
Harold-Dld your charity ball real
lie anything for charity? Dolly--Well.
rather. Old Jabe8 Gotrox sat In
tlraught, got pneumonia. died next day,
and left ten thousand dollars TO an or
phan asylum.--Puck
Miss peppery She says you appear
10 have a habit Of telling all you know
Cholly ! Why nevah met
her till lawst evening and then only
for five minutes. ,iss peppery--
Philadelphia Ledger.
Yes, he began here us an Office
boy" And, / suppose, mastered ev-
cry detail of the business, so that be
could take charge of the great estab-
lishment" mo, he married the senior
partners daughter - Exchange.
Williams has always
good supply of nice fresh eggs. How
does he get them? Thompson--Hi
,neighbors all keep fowls and never
lock their fowlhouse doors Simpson
All, | seel Poached eggs, eli?
shall get off this end Of the CARP
said lady to the conductor on
Santa Fe train the other day, as it
pulled into Topeka. Just suit your
self madam" said the conductor,
both ends stop. Topeka Capital.
The Parson--I intend to pray that
Jou may forgive Casey for having
thrown that brick Mt you. The Patient
1Mebbe yer riv-rence 'ud be saving
tonne If ye'd just wait till OF git wen
an then pray for Casey Brooklyn
Life
He poses as reformer. doesn't
hep" "Oh. he's worse than n reform.
er. His ideas would upset the whole
social and business world, He says IL
he had bis way he'd put in Jail every
body who ought to be there. "Phill-
deIphla Press.
You can't keep Il good man down.
said the boarder who has a mania for
fluffy haired girl who typewrites he
cause she needs the money. he has Il
seat In crowded car Then you can't
get him Chicago News.
Mrs. jones' think It's the most
ridiculous thing to call that man IN
the bank teller" Mrs. Johnson
Why? Mrs. Jones Because he simply
won't tell at all. asked one to-day
now much NY uhHDHhu hhi vi htpo9iL
there, and he just laughed Tit Bits.
Young Lady-Y0u are a wonderful
master OF the piano, ] hear. Professor
Won SpleIcr thlred for the occasionl--I
blay aggompaniments sometimes.
Young Lady Accompaniment TO sing
ingt Professor Won Splcler-Aggom.
panIments to conversations New
York Weekly.
Mrs. AIbee--Of course you married
Mr. Bebee for love? Mrs. Bebee-WelI,
yes. ! suppose you would call 1t that.
married him to protect him from 10
less than three widows In our street
If / hadn't snapped him mp one of
them would have been sure to get him.
---B0ston Transcript
Senior Partner What title shah we
give our now beauty book? Junior
pa ~ nnr-- How ,t-u,tlI 81 low, T.. Uoa,-,n