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The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1904-01-22
Work For the Stomach.

For the average healthy man I think
there is something to be said in favor
of good meal even If -trlfie heavy
now and then. l believe it Is a fact
that the human stomach, although 1t
Is not n gizzard, like that Of a goose,
still does Its work better when slightly
stretched, just as the lungs work bet
ter with deep inhalations induced by
bodily exercise in the open air.-Lon-
don Telegraph.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1904-01-22

little door Ut OF ~ quietly on Fifty.
eighth street. you see). and l. shall
c;.ecr them up"
Leave care behind. all those who ell
ter here" he murmured, as IL he were
reading an inscription.
The girl laughed in pleased way.
Excellent! A public sympathizer is
really what We need. believe as
many people fail from lack of SYM
pathy and encouragement as from lack
Of ability"
She had grown suddenly earnest, and
her eyes filled with tears. Hazard
leaned toward her in real distress.
$50 silly of me-" she began. with a
little shake in her voice. But there
have been some rough places-places
where Mrs. Lofty. for instance, has
looked on from her luxurious life and
said: 4 hope you'll get on all right.
Goodby, dear" and left me with lone
illness and discourasement eating my
heart, and have felt that in my House
Of the Loving Heart I should like to
have it different
The old man In the next seat shifted
himself around so as to get better
view Of the girls face, but neither of
the young people noticed him, and she
began her description once more.
"TheSe bedrooms are the best IN the
house. l intend them FOR nv poor
friends. Still. ! haze indulged in small
economics. - Now. for instance, in these
roGms"-and with wave of the hand
she ushered him into another imagina-
ry sult-"the appointments. though very
comfortable, are less luxurious. In
these l shall install my rich friends
when they visit me-"
An unmistakable chuckle escaped
from the old gentleman. and Hazard
and Miss Sherwin turned in his direc-
ton in surprise. But he was bowling
to the occupant Of n belated carriage,
all unconscious apparently of their ex-
istence
II shall entertain good deal for my
poor fricnds-give them chance to
meet interesting people and get out Of
the ruts of their workaday lives" Miss
Shcrwin resumed. But the rich ones"
her eyes were dancing mischievously
Il shall ask only on ordinary occa-
sions when am having simple, whole
some dinners that won't make them
discontentcd with their lot"
They looked at each other and broke
into long and merry laughter. Haz-
ards worldliness had vanished like a
cloud.
Its great idea, sweetheart" he
said softly, land I'd like to work to
make it come true. Would you let ME
do you think"-
But the bushes were so violent this
time that he got no further, and be-
sides the old gentleman was standing
before them.
Il am Jasper Clark" he said simply,
and Mt that name they both stared ut
him in amazement. 81 know you'll for
give all old man for listening" Then
with bow he continued whimsically:
Il should very much like the pleasure
Of your company at dinner'-and he
made gesture toward the Millionaires'
club over the way. you see, the time
may come when shall want to enter
that quiet little door on Fifty-eighth
street" And he glanced with kindly
eyes at the future mistress of the
House Of the Loving Heart.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1904-01-22
Artists and Poets.

Artists and poets are like stars-they
belong to no land. A strictly national
painter or q strictly national poet is
bound to be parochial, kind Of village
pump. And you may write inscriptions
all over him and build monuments
above him. but he remains q pump by
a local spring. Orange.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1904-01-22
A LeyeIer.

Fond Parent Ito young hopefuD-Un-
less you keep your face and hands
clean, your teeth brushed and look
neat the children Of nice people won't
have anything to do with you; they
won't play with you.
Young Hopeful bet If I had a goat
and wagon they would.-Judge.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1904-01-22
The Street. Of Am.terdnm.

Amsterdam, in Holland, city Of ten
miles in circumference, is mostly built
on piles driven into the sandy subsoil,
but the flowing Of the tide and the
debris of the Ainstel river have made
ninety islands, and the city has more
canals than streets. The watery ways
are traversed by over 300 bridges, 20
that Amsterdam has earned the desig.
nation Of the Venice of the North.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1904-01-22
Tho Woman Must speaL.

Mr.. Skrap-There's just this about Il.
1t is impossible for us to live together
and not quarrel.
Mrs. Skrap-There is no possibility
Of our quarreling If neither Of us speaks.
Mr.. Skrap-Of course; but, as say,
it isn't possible for us to live together
and not quarrel-Philadelph Press.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1904-01-22
Mfataken.

"I suppose you thought you were fish
Ing when you eau ght mei" growled the
man who is always disagreeable.
well, used to think so," sighed his
little wife, "but now know / must
have been bear hunting"
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1904-01-22
His Ideal.

Editor-What do you mean by "a girl
Of rare intelligence and one who re-
fused to take advantage Of alleged ad-
vantages offered herr"
Critic-Simply this: She does not
dance. sing or play. but she can sharp
en- lead pencil. drive a nail and keep
secret
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1904-01-22

When man knows how to give the
baby q bath his wife doesn't know
whether to rejoice because he is so
smart or to weep because he is so little
Hike a nan---New York Press.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1904-01-22

of our way"
said the new
thought profess
or who was de-
livering a lee
ture to the
Don't Worry
club.
Just then the
professor sat
down on the
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1904-01-22
Stretching Praceaa.

"The doctor says I must take some
massage treatment to timber up the
muscles Of my neck"
Massage nothing! Come down to the
theater at 8 o'clock and watch the mat
inee girls come out."-Houston Post.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1904-01-22
His Problematic Tour

"Did you ever appear in a problem
play?"
YES" answered Mr.. Stormington
Barnes. Last season I was doing sums
with hotel bills, time tables and box
office statements oil the time was
out."-Washington Star.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1904-01-22

Some folks are like good natured
dogs. II you pat them on the head
they will jump all over you.-School-
master.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1904-01-22
Theory and ,Pfactice.

things which by force of will we can
brush aside as we pursue the even tenor
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1904-01-22
He Is Your Enemy.

IIe IS TOUT Eflcfny.
When gentle, health restoring sleep
Your tired form Is wooing,
The fish man then with accents deep.
His chosen task pursuing.
Comes round the atmosphere to Jar
And spoil your dreams narcotic,
You wish to goodness you were car
Possessed Of powers despotic.
What would you do to make him stop?
You'd have that harsh voice grated
Or taken to the butcher shop
And rudely amputated.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1904-01-22
A Matter OF Opinfou

Pardon me, sir. but isn't there an
other artist in this building"
well, that is matter of opinion.
There is another fellow who paints
Chicago Journal
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1904-01-22

When the snow is thirteen feet deep
and still falling you may have your
own idea as to what constitutes beau
ty.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1904-01-22
A Little Mixed.

Patient-Look here. doctor. I'm not
going to starvc to death for the sake
Of living little longer
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1904-01-22
A Bale of Change.

Ik DufS Ok Sk1ufISS'
II think these American hay presses
would fill long felt want in Colon.
bia."
DO they raise much hay down
there?'
81 was thinking how handy they
would be to bale money so that change
could be more easily made"
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1904-01-22

A miss is as good as mile, but it Is
not nearly so comfortable. .
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1904-01-22

A mans woman and n woman's man
do not linger long in the society Of each
other.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1904-01-22

smallest sized tack made, and his the
ories took flight in an instant.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1904-01-22

There are people who must be tempt
ed to die because SOMEONE else viii
have to pay the funeral expenses.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1904-01-22

The best thing to do with a balky
bCrse Is to let him balk.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1904-01-22
A True Test.
PERT PARAGRAPHS.

PERT PARAGRAPHS.
A miss is as good as mile, but it is
not nearly so comfortable. =
When the snow Is thirteen feet deep
and still falling you may have your
own idea as to what constitutes beau
ty.
A mans woman and n woman's man
do not linger long in the society Of each
other.
There are people who must be tempt
ed to die because some r@one else will
have to pay the funeral expenses.
The best thing to do with balky
bcrse Is to let him balk.
Never have row today that you can
put of until tomorrow, for the other
fellow may be ready to back out by
that time.
A reigning belle Is hard to ring.
When there Is q screw loose some
where the screwdriver is hard to find.
Some houses are so filled with the
comforts Of home that you can find no
place in which to rest.
Truth should not be told at all times
and 1t isn't
Blind as 1t Is supposed to be, love
sees whole lot Of things other people
cannot.
The average girl does not find the
waltz step nearly SO firing as the wash
board rub.
When you are In Rome do as the Ro.
mans do and when you are in Russia
do as the police tell you to do.
More books were made in Japan than
in the United States last year, but of
course that does not include any books
on the horse races.
Printed instructions should 90 with
every new pair Of skates for the bene.
At Of beginners to the effect that man
fs supposed to skate on his feet and not
On his head.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1904-01-22

Never have n row today that you can
put Off until tomorrow, for the other
fellow may be ready to back out by
that time.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1904-11-22
TALK on LIE TOWN.
Local Happenings TerseIy Told For
Busy Readers.


See our window for shirts. Moore &
Owens.
Visit Abbott's waiting room when in
the city.
Buster Brown hose for boys and girls
at Naughan's
+. G. French went to Mortified this
morning on business.
n. D. Mcintosh of South Royalton i.
in town today ON business.
George 4. Campbell Of Swanton is
visiting relatives in the city
Mrs. II II. Rogers returned Sunday
night from visit in Boston.
A new stock Of Bibles and dictiona
ries at the Barre book store
New chamois vests and lung protect.
ors at the Red Cross Pharmacy.
J. II. IeClair is moving his family Il
Swanton today where they win reside.
Regular meeting Of the Red Men this
evening at Z o'clock sharp Per order
Sachem.
The Boston Bargain Store will Be open
"Wednesday evening and closed all day
Thursday.
For the best make in boys clothing
strike bee line for this store Moore
4 Owens.
You will need a suit case or travelling
bag for that Thanksgiving trip. Go TO
lAicWhorter's.
Fancy lake apples, Baldwins, Green.
ings, Spies, etc, now on siding at the
I Ayerill Mills, 20 So Main st.
The special meeting Of Tool sharpen
ers Union, No. 2, called for this even
ing, has been postponed until further
notice.
That lot Of black mercerized sateen
lining at Fits at half price, 12I5 cents
per yard, is going fast Slightly dam
aged in transit
The F. b. Cate Real Estate Agency
has sold for George Robinson his house
and lot on the corner Of Aver and Kirk
streets, to Will Ward Of this city. Con
sideration $4,000.
B. /. Como, for three years employed
at the Northfeld electric light station,
has been engaged BY the Consolidated
Electric company and win be stationed
at Graniteyille.
Ira G. Calef, Miss Lucy Calef, Mrs.
Charles Stanley and ID. r. Stanley Of
Washington returned last night from
Providence, Il. l., where they went to
attend the Allen-Calef wedding.
Miss Maud Roben, daughter Of d. q.
Roben, Of this city, was operated upon
at Ashland, N, H., Sunday, for append
citis. The operation was successful and
she il comfortable. Mrs. Jessie d. Sher-
ifs, her sister, is with her
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1904-11-22
TALK OF THE TOWN.

AIRS. Lewis Badger, who has been Sc.
fiously in, is reported better today.
Antonio Rossi and his mother have re-
tnned from q visit in Milford, Mass.
a son was born this morning to Mr.
and Mrs. Mark Degman Of Graniieyille
J. B. Reinhalter returnd Sunday night
from months business trip in the
western states.
Henry Cassellini and Peter Rossi left
last night for Italy, where they viii
spend the winter.
There viii be a meeting OF the Span
American war veterans at the arm.
DRY this evening at 2 o'clock.
Thanksgiving dinner at Hale's payil-
ion, 35e per plate, children csc. Dinner
will be served from / to o'clock
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1904-11-22
Thanksgiving Dinner.

Menu for Thanksgiving dinner 20 be
served at Hale's Pavilion by the Ladies
Aid Society Of ST. Monica's church on
Thanksgiving Day from / TO 3 p. M;
Roast turkey, cranberry sauce; mashed
potato, squash; chicken pie, cold meats;
celery, pickles; apple, mince, pumpkin
and lemon pie; cheese; assorted cake,
fruit and coffee Adults, 35 cents chill
dren, IS cents.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1904-11-22
Foresters Attention.

A special meeting OF Court Granite
City, No 3, Foresters Of America, will
be held Wednesday, Nov. 23rd, at s a.
m, for the purpose Of attending the
funeral Of our late brother, Michael
Marion. Per order Chief Ranger
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1904-11-22
Special Meeting. G. c. N U.

There will be q special meeting Of
Barre Branch, G. G. N. T., tonight at
Z O'Clock, in the opera honse, to take
action upon the situation Of the Tex
tile Workers OF Fall River. A full at
tendance is requested
"A. Robertson, See.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1904-11-22
THE BARRE DAILY LIVES
TuEsDAY. NovEMBER .. Igo4.


Fair tonight Wednesday partly
cloudy to cloudy. Probably followed BY
rain in southern portion.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1904-11-22
A Business Chance!

A partner wanted In granite business. We
have our own shed and polishing mill, air. etc.
Partnes must be polishr or stonecutter. Cap
ital required about 100000. Write to 90"
No. 40. Times Office.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1904-06-02

Memorial Day Services.

Probably the largest number of people ev.
or present on Decoration Day in Thurmont
were here on Saturday last, Il large percent
age of whom joined in the procession to the
cemeteries and all Of whom later entered the
Town Hall and became interested listeners
to program of very much more than ordi
nary merit The program follows:
Singing, "My Country, It's Of Thee; Pray
cr, by Rev. G. X. Harris; Music, by Thur
mont Band Address, by Rev. c. E, Keller
Singing; Address, by Rev, G. Turner Jones'
Music, by Creagerstown Band. Reading, by
Miss Lima Michigan; Singing; Bencdction
by Rev. j. F Kaiser
In addition to the above, Col. John r
Rouzer was called upon by Rev. G. Turner
Jones and responded in a few well chosen
words.
The main auditorium Of the Hall failed
to hold the people and the overflow was ad-
mltted to the gallery and this was barely sui
fcent to meet the requirements.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1904-06-02
g. r.. convention.

The annual convention Of the Frederick
County Union of Christian Endcavor Socic
ties was held in St. Pauls Lutheran Church,
Walkersvlle, May 25th and Goth. The con-
yenton theme was Useful Life" The vari-
Gus societies ofthc county were well repre-
scented and the sessions were enthusiastic
and harmonious. The program was well ar
ranged and successfully carried out The
speakers were happy in thought and delivery
holding the interest of all and imparting en-
couragement and stimulation for more active
c. E. work. The following is list of the
speakers and their subjects,
Rev. e. &. Makosky, Buckeystown, "For
What Does &. E. Stand?" Rev. George c.
Henry, Shippensburg, Pa, "Consecration "
Rev. E. L. Mclean, Frederick, Missions. "
Rev. Chas. E. Keller, Thurmont, Chips
Miss Florence Hammond, Baltimore, what
Local G. E. Societies Can DO for Temper
ance." Rev. l.. f. Warner Westminster
"My Brothers Burden" Mr.. Geo. X, Ma
ther, State President Address.
1t is gratifying to note that both the senior
and Junior societies of st. Johns Lutheran
church of 1hurmont, reported the largest
numerical increase in the membership OF
their respective societies for the year. The
Juniors received the beautiful banner given
each year to the society making greatest
gain.
Thurmont and vicinity was honorcd in the
selection of officers for the ensuing year, The
following are the new officers: Pres. Mr.. J.
P. II. Matthias; v. Pres, Rev, j. F. Kaiser
Graceham; Sec. and Treasurer, Miss Linnie
McGugan; Junior Superintendent, Miss
Mary Oerler, Graceham; Missionary Sec'y
Mrs. W. E Kindley, Buckeystown; Temper
ance Supt., Mrs. May Gaylor, Middletown
The delegates from Thurmont were Misses
Addie Gaugh, Eleanor 10y and Fanny Root
The next annual meeting will be held in
the Lutheran church, Myersville.
About twenty-five local endeavorers with
characteristic good cheer visited the conven.
ton on Thursday. They ate lunch at the
delightful Fountain Rock Spring and return
ed home by moonlight grateful for the kind
ness and hospitality of the Walkcrsyllle peo
! pie. A VISITOR.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1904-06-02
New Advertisements.

l.. D. Kelly.
Water Consumers.
Water Company Election.
The Thurmont National Bank.
Examination; Teachers Certificates, etc
Board Wanted-Bus. Loo.
Wanted-A Drug Store-Bus. Loo.
For Sale "A Cream Separator Bus. Loo.
Ifa man had q $50 bull pup he would look
after it very carefully and not let 1t run over
town at night. But if he has boy it is dlf-
ferent. He is turned loose at tender age
to 60 to the bad and the people wonder where
the great army of buns, tramps, deadbeats,
loaters. thieves and gamblers come from,
They ere terminated from the pure seed
gathered from the home, sown broadcast on
the streets and alleys. The boys ought to be
given show equal to that of bull pup.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1904-06-02
No Longer Dunlkards.

The first act of the German Baptist Breth'
rem at their annual meeting, which convened
at Carthage, Mo-, is said to have been the
adoption of resolution declaring the name
of the denomination to be German Baptist,
not Dunkard or Thinker The latter desig-
nation was formerly common, but for years
past has rarely been used in this section Of
the country The original church name,
and one not infre4uentlv still used, was
Brethren The Century CycIopoedia and
Dictionary says this is the proper name, and
states that the founders of the church in this
country were driven from Germany by per-
sccution early in the eighteenth century
That they took refuge in Pennsylvania and
thence extended their societies into neigh
boring States, They have become numerous
and influential iu this section of Maryland.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1904-06-02
18th Day Of June,
Notice to Creditors.

TNHIS is to givenotice that the subscriber
James II. Waesche, hath obtained
from the Orphans Court ofFrederick coun'
ty, letters of Administration on the estate of
ENOS N. COVER,
deceased. Allpersons having claims against
the estate OF the said deceased are hereby
warned to exhibit the same with the voucher
thereof OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES to the subscriber
on or before November 18th, 1904, they may
otherwise be excluded from all benefit of
said estate. All persons indebted to said
estate are hereby warned to make immediate
payment.
Given under our hand this 18th day of
May, 1904.
JAMES r. WAESCHE,
may - st Administrator.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1904-06-02
,New acknowledgements.
EXAMINATION FOR TEACHERS
ID CERTIFICATES AND STATE
SCHOLARSHIP.

The annual examination of applicants for
Teachers Certificates and for State Scholar
ships will be held IN the Frederick Female
School Building Oh
TUESDAY AND WEDNESDAY,
June 2Sth and Goth,
for white, and Thursday and Friday, june
Both and July 1st, at the Court House, for
coiored applicants, beginning promptly at
$50 o'clock, q. m, on Tuesday and Thurs
day, and 8 o'clock, a. M, on Wednesday and
Friday.
There will be one scholarship for a male
and one for q female in Western Maryland
College, and one for male in st. Johns
College, one ID Washington College, one to
the Maryland Institute of Art and Design
Baltimore, and scholarships to the State Nor
nal Schools at Baltimore and Frostburg.
The scholarships 10 Western Maryland
and st. Johns provide free tuition, board
fuel lights and washing; Washington, free
tuition and books Maryland Institute, free
tuition and books.
Teachers holding certificates of the Second
Grade, Second or Third Glass which have
been IN force since 1899, who desire to con-
,nuc to teach will be required 10 take the
examination. No other examinations will
be held during the present year. Legal age
for Certificates 10 years for male and Is Tor
female
BY order Of Board of County School Com
missioncrs
EPHRAIM l.. BOBLITI,
june 81 Superintendent.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1904-06-02
Business Locals.

NW- BOARD WANTED-JULY LIST TO
Sept. 18th, for lady and two children-3 and
5 years-large room, good table, vicinity OF
Thurmont. Address w. HIS,
june sat Care CATocTIN CLARION.
Gag WANTED-TO BUY A DRUG
Store in or near Thurmont, or good loca-
ton for drug store. Answer by letter.
VIM. L. MILLER, Phi G.
i52t 1901 Light St., Baltimore, Nd
eF- FOR SALE EMPIRE CREAM
Separator, good as new. Apply to
VIM. E. CURRENS,
june 52t* Graceham, Md.
Gy- CEMENT.-We will have CAR
LOAD of PORTLAND CEMENT about
June list. Special prices delivered off car
NAV 2G Ct LONG & WEDDLE.
Eg- PAVEMENTS-Ify you are thinking
of LAYING A NEW PAVEMENT see
US about Cement.
may 90 ct LONG IL WEDDLE.
uB- HAY, HAY, FOR SALE. APPLY
to Frederick Addison, Thurmont, Nd.
inch loft CHAS. SIMPLIFY.
cB- FOR SALE.-GRlST MILL, Dwell.
ing House, Store and IS acres of ground.
Splendid chance for a hustling party.
Apply to CHAS. G, WATERS, Atty
aug. eff Frederick, Md.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1904-06-02
Played Together.

After the exercises Saturday afternoon
the Creagerstown and Tburmont bands
marched together to the puohc square and
there played three pieces Of music with
which each of them were familiar. They
played together admirably and the joint bands
making such music as they did then, would
attract attention anywhere. 1t would no,
be bad idea to keep in touch with each
other in the matter Of new music to be re-
hcarscd so that when occasion offered they
MIGHT plny together
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1904-06-02
Pen.Mar's Great Opening Day.

The regular season at Pen.Mar Park will
commence on Wednesday, June 22d, and
this will be the frs, opportunity given to the
general public to see the great improvements
that have been made in the park for the sea-
son of 1904.
Many changes for the better have been
made at that resort since last season and a
number of additional and novel amuscments
have been provided for the benefit OF the ex-
cursionists.
The day will be in charge of the j. o. L.
A. Nj who will have special program that
cannot fail to be attractive. 23t