The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1904-10-08
DoNALDsoNYILLE La, SATURDAY OCTOBER s, 1904
THE OFFICE Boy GAnTs 10 KNOW

i Iof sbalu uR I0E your EIglGS 6na
bark defiance at the bosses?
/ Why you don't make short work OF
the whole caboodle by voting the re-
publican city tiekes2
particularly when It is the best OF
the four in the field?
What's the matter with Wogan?
II he isn't right all right?
and il the rest OF the rep. eandi-
dates ain i that way too?
Why Willy Parkersen is so squeam-
ish about pooling issues with the re-
| publicans now?
IF he doesn't know better than any
body else that he never won before
and can't win now without their help?
Why Governor-General Blanchard
doesn't appoint ali the rest OF the
senator's ard representatives on his
staff
IT he can't see q lead pipe efneh
that would give him on the senator.
ship il anything happened to MeEnery
or Foster?
What would hinder His Royal
Highness from sending any member OF
the staff to the guard-house who re-
fused to obey orders IN voting for
SENATOR
Il persistent reealcitrants nightn ..
be taken out and shot?
How many original and duplicate
Blanchard men ia this parish are
going around now Dragging about it?#
How many are sorry they helped 10
down gallant old soldier for q
professional politician who has turned
out.a boss OF the bosses?
Whether a half-dozen parishes in
the state would be found in the
Blanchard column il the primary was
to be held over again?
What made the young lady think
the joke was on Gee Dees
# IL isn't more likely that the laugh
was on the other fellow?
II she took it for granted that the
clothes made the mana
What happened If she did?
Who gained by the deal-Gee Dee
or the other fellow?
# the aforesaid young lady has any
remarks coming On the subject Of
borrowed plumage?
Where she made the raise?
II she shon1dn't be mighty careful
how she refers TO the matter?
+ Il IL isn't about stand-of as. TO
who the laugh is really on?
Why the young lady and her oblig-
ing friend and Gee Dee and the other
fellow don't form cooperative asso-
citation?
II it isn't sure proposition that
they could run things on very eco-
nomical basis?
What would happen il they all ac-
cepted invitations for the same day?
How Capt. Harry enjoyed his trip
How in the world he ever happened
to mistake the deck Of steamer for
the waieing-room OF depots
Il it isn't surprising that steam
boatman should make such breaky
Where he would be ii his friends
hadn't stopped him2
Why the gentleman from Baton
Rouge wished to dodge his friends
If his anxiety to get away unseen
was due to . desire TO keep his where
abouts q secret from the willy boil
weevil2
What hes going to do for an excuse
when the cotton crop Is harvested?
II be will ring in the festive cane
borer at that stage OF the game?
Why he doesn't discover some new
pest while he Is about 1t?
II he really believes his associ ases
in the capital city are not On 10 the
game?
Why the weather man doesn't
change the bill?
II IL isn't shame the way he Is
making monkeys out Of the caIend ar-
bui1derss
What season Of the year this is any
Way2
II you honestly believe it Is fall2
What the cane planters think Of the
situation?
How about that military company
Why our young men don't wake up
and start something doingss
If they realize how nice they'd look
in q natty uniform and how much
weight brass buttons have with the
gentler sex?
If 1t isn't the general opinion that
Donaldsonville should have q COM
pany in the state guard
What would happen II q E. and 2.
train should come IN on tine.
Why the officials OF the road don't.
put in q hack line between this place
and Shreveport
If you've figured out how train
can lose one hour in sixty four
mile run2
If Il Is because the railroad com
pany wishes TO give the pie butcher q
chance to pedd1e his wares 1T the yari-
Gus plantations along the route:s
tt it's true that the engineer of the
3.o5 train really thinks he Is under q
pledge not TO reach DonaldsongI1le
before 6:33os and