Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-02-13


press.
DO you think you could ever marry
for money!" NO. But I'm sure
could soon learn to love girl who had
a million or two."-Chicaeo Record
Herald.
They say that. after seven rehear-
sails. Charlie Swimmington actually
stumbled through the wedding cere-
mony.' Overturned, suppose
| Cleveland Plain Dealer
! Sportsman-Any good hunting In
this part of the country? Native
+ Lots of it. Sportsman-What kind cf
game Natiye-No game at ALL Just
hunting. illustrated Bits
Willie Mamma, | told Aunt Helen
she grew homelier every day Mrs.
( Slimson--You didn't tell her | said so,
lid you? Il had TO, or she would have
whipped me, - Brooklyn Life.
What are they going to do when
they get through tearing up the
streetsy' Lay EN- down again, of
course! How else would anybody be
able 10 tear 'em up later on, sillyT'-~
baltimore News.
Reeder Scott said a clever thing to
day; said that luck is a good bit like
lightning for II seldom strikes twice
in the same place Heeder--Yes and
as n rule neither of them needs TO-
Pennsylvania Punch Bowl.
IIannigan- Shure, there scales is no
good at all fur me- They only weigh
the heft of two hundred pounds an
Dom near TO two hundred and fifty
Flannigan--Well, nmn alive. can't We
git ON thin Observation-Disclosures
Press
PlaygoerI suppose the leading
lady is very happy after getting MI
those bouquets t'sber~Oh. no. she
only got FIVE Playgoer--G Gracious!
Isn't that enough? Usher No; she
paid for six, believes philadelphia
Press
kittie--paul told me last evening
J. was the prettiest girl he ever saw
Bessic-Oh. that's nothing; he said tho
same to me last year Kittie-I know.
dear bat his taste may have improved
since then. you know Boston Tran
script
Prisoner, why did you strike this
man. IF you please, your Honor
he came to me suddenly and said
How old is Amp Well, what hurt
did that dof" why, you see your
Honor. Ann is my wife Cleveland
Plain Dealer
Volcano What is Il yolcanog''
asked the teacher a mountain with
fire inside" said one. A smile of
comprehension spread over the pu2-
zled face Of the smallest scholar as she
asked. supposedly, is that mountain
range '--Harper' Magazine,
She--I have two very dear friends
Agnes and Florence He-W Which Is
the more popular? "Oh. Agnes Is
much more popular than Florence
among the girls" Introduce me to
Florence | am partial to good-loos-
! ing girls. "-Kansas City Journal
Mrs. Railing You haven't got that
splendid butler now-AIrs. Paryenu---
No, he was a fraud Mrs. KalIing-In-
deed? Mrs. Paryenu-Yes, he forgot
himself once and neglected TO drop
his his SO we discovered he wasn't
English at all.--Philadelphia Ledger
He-Iiow did you enjoy the operaf
she oh. It was inst splendid He
Really But 1t was all French,
wasn't it2 She-Oh, no! OF course,
some of the haudsomest ones were UNI
/ mistakably Partisan, but there were
many pretty gowns that were evil
IDENTIFY made here. Philadelphia
Press.
The Widowcr: "A widower," remark.
ed the elderly female always reminds
me of a baby "lows thatf" quered
the young girl. During the FIRST six
months he cries good deal, the next
six months he begins to take notice, and
the odds are against his getting safely
through his second summer Chicago
News.
Launched on His Literary Career
II understand your son has decided to
20 in for literature" Yes, and he's
made a splendid start already" "You
don't sayT' YES; he went to auction
this morning and bought secondhand
writing desk for only four dollars and
ninety eight cents. - Catholic Standard
and Times.
Now" said Mrs. Biggleson's cousin
at breakfast on the morning after her
ARRIVAL, don't make company Of me-
| want to be treated just as If / were
one Of the family" "All right" re-
piled Mr. Biggleson. helping himself
to the tenderest part Of the steak.
wen try to make you feel right at
home. Chicago Record-Herald.
The squlre's pretty daughter texam-
lining the village school-Now chill
dlen. can you tell me what a miracle
lss The children look at one another.
but remained silent Can no one an
swer this question: the new curate
a