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The Savannah morning news., 1904-04-24
HELP wAxrED-mALE.

WANTED AT ONCE, BRIGHT
youth for our wrapping department.
Apply TO Gustave Eckstein & Co.,
Monday morning.
The Savannah morning news., 1904-04-24

DO YOUK EYES NEED HELP?
II SO. call on J. T. Wilensky, jeweier
and optician, y Broughton street, east;
repairing a speciality; eyes examined
free
The Savannah morning news., 1904-04-24
AGENTS WANTED.

WANTED AGENT-YOUNG MAN,
hustler" who will attend Worlds
Fair TO act as agent in Savannah, Ga,
for Worlds Fair Tour Co.; easy money
for right party. For particulars ad-
dress General Agent, p. o. Box No.
1852. Chattanooga, Tenn.
SOMETHING NEW, AND NEEDED
by every man and woman; our Combi-
nation Accident and Sick Benefit Poll
cies; issued by this company only; COW
ering all accidents, diseases and occu-
pations; costing Sc per annum, each,
payable quarterly; over $500, 900 already
paid in benefits; agents wanted every
where; large permanent commissions
allowed. Address National Accident
Society 800 Broadway, n. z.
AGENTS, BIG PROFITS; QUICK
sales; don't accept an agency until
you get my free samples and liberal
offer. 7. NJ. Sayman, 2l07 to 2117
Franklin avenue. st. Louis, Mo.
A POSTAL BRINGS AGENTS
statesmen. mail order dealers. credit
proposition from established manufac-
turers: legitimate articles of exception
al merit. Mcbride Company, S. Kent
street. BROOKLYN, n. Y.
AGENTS: TO SELL CLIMAX
pencil sharpener; a machine. not a
toy; every business house wants 1t;
easy to sell; liberal commission; agents
are making big money. j. NJ. Olcott
6; Co.. SO Fifth avenue, New York.
AGENTS: THAT "CLEVER
Idea" scheme that brought a clear
profit of 1921 in 8 weeks. and the MAN
ufacturing" scheme that is good for
5000 a month. the former being adver-
tised for 81 and the latter for 81, arc
both given complete in April number
The Schemer:" you get both schemes
and save 50 80 by sending a dime to-
day for the Schemer. months on trial
i. v. Patterson. publisher, Alliance, o.
WANTED, GENERAL AGENT AND
demonstrators for Macs Keep Klean: it
interested enclose 10c for sample and
terms. CORTLAND Company, Box B,
1871. Bridgeport, Conn.
WANTED. AGENTS TO SELL A
successful $500 typewriter; 40 per cent
commission. Coffman Mfg. Co., 607
Spruce street. st. Louis, Mo.
WE START YOU SELLING DIA-
monds: don't fail getting our liberal
offer: IS daily sure. Carbon Diamond
Company, Syracuse, N. Y. Mention
paper.
AGENTS WANTED EVERY
where to sell our watches. A $1,000
sample free and liberal commission. II
you want profitable employment for
spare moments. send for sample and
terms now. Union Watch Co., Dept.
80. Chicago. Ill
The Savannah morning news., 1904-04-24

WANTED, A PLACE; A NEAT, A
tidy white woman; cooks well; under
stands homework; has a child years
old; got best city references. Address
49, care News.
The Savannah morning news., 1904-04-24

THE SAVANNAH DISTRICT MES
senger Company is prepared to move
anything movable on short notice; pi-
amos and furniture packing and NOV
ing done by experts; telephone 2.
canizer, makes q speciality of vulcaniz-
ing automobile tires, casing and tubes;
phones 1884.
The Savannah morning news., 1904-04-24

REPAIRING OF WATCH AMI
jewelry at reasonable prices at WI
lensky, - Broughton. east all work
guaranteed eyes examined free.
The Savannah morning news., 1904-04-24

statesmen MAKE BIG MONEY
selling staple article: bought by mer-
chants everywhere; excellent side line;
pocket sample; write Immediately. Z.
w. Merck Company, 800 Collins street,
St Louis Mo.
The Savannah morning news., 1904-04-24

HIGH CLASS SPECIALITY SALES
man at once; established house; staple
line: high commission contract, with s25
weekly advance while travelling. Merle,
Smith & Co., 80 to Sc Prospect street,
Cleveland O.
The Savannah morning news., 1904-04-24

WANTED-MISCELL
~~~~~~~~>~~~~~~0~~~-~~ ~-~o~~~~~~-~~~-~-~-~-~-~~~
WANTED TO BUY SECONDHAND
topped buggy. George F. Harms, 624
Bolton. east.
HIGHEST SPOT CASH PRICES
paid for scrap iron, metals, bones and
rubber. f. w. Storer & Co., Scrap
Iron Dealers.
WANTED. 5000 PEOPLE TO GUESS
on the beans at Thomson and Hahn
Stove Company, Barnard and State
streets; there are ranges, stoves and
gasoline stoves for the lucky ones.
COUPLE. WITHOUT CHILDREN.
would like 10 look after house for par
ties leaving city for summer; no pay
expected; only accommodation for
two; best references. Reliable, News
Office.
MAHOGANY SECRETARIES, So
fas, bureaus. handsome work tables,
chairs, clocks. antique frames. candle
sticks. etc. cheap. AIS Congress. west
WANTED, SET OF DRAWING IN
struments; state condition, make and
price wanted. Address c. o. s., Gen.
Del
WANTED, TENANT FOR FUR
nished cottage on salts, delightfully."-
situated; reasonable rent to RESPONSE
bic party. Address F., Morning News.
The Savannah morning news., 1904-04-24

WE HAVE EXPERT MECHANICS
20 repair stoves and ranges and a COM
plete line Of kitchen furnishing goods,
and can give you perfect satisfaction;
a trial will convince you. Thomson
& Hahn Stove Company, Barnard and
State streets.
The Savannah morning news., 1904-04-24

WANTED, A GOOD, RELIABLE
bar boy (colored); best references re-
quired. Apply . DraytOn street
The Savannah morning news., 1904-04-24

commission, 10 carry small tray of
shoes, ready sellers year round; terri
tory open South Georgia and Florida;
give experience and reference. Ad-
dress Speciality Shoemakers, Baltimore,
Nd.
The Savannah morning news., 1904-04-24
EMPLOYMENT WAITED.

MRS. S. EPSTEIN, FORMERLY
connected with sheet music depart
ment at Macarthur & Sons Co., wishes
a position of responsibility in any
line of business; references given. 81
Jones. east.
The Savannah morning news., 1904-04-24

As PATTERNS OF IRON BEDS TO
show you. our leader at $500. includ-
ing spring, is a winner. Iron wash
stands. Chlld's iron crib with spring.
$500. japanese mattings. carpet pat
terms, % cents per yard. Seeing is
believing. Miller's, 207 Broughton,
west.
The Savannah morning news., 1904-04-24

414 FORTIETH STREET, WEST: A
desirable cottage of four rooms. Rent,
$40 per month. Apply r. S. Claghorn,
ITO Bryan, east.
The Savannah morning news., 1904-04-24

WE MAKE EN-! AWNINGS. WE
save you morey on awnings. Lots of
patterns, TO select from. Good work
only. Ring up $40. either phone, or
drop US a postal. Hammocks from 75c
to $500. Miller's. 2O7 Broughton. west.
The Savannah morning news., 1904-04-24

HUSTLING MEN TO HANDLE
lightning selling novelty; saloons, cigar
stores; brand new: big money. NishOlm
& Co., Dept o, Buffalo, y. Y.
The Savannah morning news., 1904-04-24
HELP wAXTED-MALE,

WANTED, BOY (COLORED1, Be
tween the ages of Is and 20, 10 make
himself generally useful around Piano
Parlors; good opportunity for indus
trious boy. Apply Monday morning at
9 o'clock. Phillips & Crew Co, Bull
and State streets.
The Savannah morning news., 1904-04-24

GO-CARTS AND BABY CAR
riages at Millers including Haywood
Bros and Wakefield Co.'S. Prices are
right. Fancy reed chairs and rockers.
Porch benches and chairs. Your sum-
mer comforts are supplied here. 207
Broughton, west.
The Savannah morning news., 1904-04-24

WATCHES, CLOCKS AND LADIES
stick pins, brooches, necklaces, rings,
hair pins and all kinds Of Jewelry
at j. & c. y. Thomas, corner state
and Whitaker
The Savannah morning news., 1904-04-24

statesmen ON COMMISSION
earning hundreds Of dollars, selling our
fire-proof paint to merchants; one
minute test with pocket sample Sc
cures order from most skepticaL Sala-
mander Paint Co, 203 Franklin. ave-
nue.. St. Louis.
The Savannah morning news., 1904-04-24

NEW LOT OF EDISON PHoNO-
graphs and records. New records now
constantly arriving. S. S. Sollee & Co.
120 State street. west.
The Savannah morning news., 1904-04-24

APPLICANTS FOR HIGH GRADE
positions in every line consult National
Employment Association, 1114 Century
building, Atlanta. Ga. their oppor-
tunities for placing you promptly are
unexcelled.
The Savannah morning news., 1904-04-24

WANTED, FIVE DRIVERS:
three log cutters; one man to manage
stable; one dairy hand; four cooks
three housegirls; two nursegirls: three
solicitors, can make SO per day: men
and women to register for positions.
Wanden's 153 West Broad.
The Savannah morning news., 1904-04-24

LARGE SOUTH ROOMS, SINGLE
or connecting, with gas stove, for
housekeeping; UNFINISHED or furnish
ed, to couples or gentlemen, 81 and 81
per week; newly painted. State Mont
The Savannah morning news., 1904-04-24
Observation-Disclosures.

WANTED, A SECONDHAND BUG
gy ana harness: must be in good con-
dition; state price wanted. Address
Cash" care Morning News.
The Savannah morning news., 1904-04-24

rates. Recommendations will show
the nature OF our reputation. Office. 20
Whitaker street. Bel phone, 184.
George III W. H. Thompson. Man
ager.
The Savannah morning news., 1904-04-24

THERE ARE SOME GENUINE
snaps here in second hand bicycles:
we can give you a wheel at your own
price. G. W. Thomas, Jefferson and
Broughfon lane
The Savannah morning news., 1904-04-24

IMMEDIATE POSSESSION = 2ie
Charlton and 104 Harris, east, $50 Is
Liberty, west, $50; 121 Gwinnett, east.
SIS. Youmans & Demmond.
The Savannah morning news., 1904-04-24
FOR aENT-HOUSEs.

IMMEDIATE POSSESSION-216 ST.
Julian, east. s26; 22S Habersham, $27;
POP Habersham, $27 50; 4O4 Huntingdon,
east, $35. Youmans Sc Demmond.
The Savannah morning news., 1904-04-24

]. H. KOCH. JEWELER, IS WHIT
The Savannah morning news., 1904-04-24
wANTED-FLATs.

~~~~-~~~~~~~-~~~-~~@-~~~ -~~~~~-~~~~~~~~~~~-~0~-~
WANTED, TOP FLAT, OR 4
rooms, with exclusive use Of bath: fiat
must be in good order and rent not to
exceed SIS. Address Two. care News
The Savannah morning news., 1904-04-24

THE RELIABLE BICYCLE STORE,
202 jefferson street. corner Oglethrope
avenue. IS the cheapest place for tires
in the city; Hartford tires $3.50.
The Savannah morning news., 1904-04-24
% Broughton Street, West.
FOR RENT-FLATs.

~~~-~~--~-~~~-@-~~~-~-~-~ -~-~-~-~-~~~-~-~-~-~
UPPER FLAT, WITH CONVENT
ences; gas stove extra; cheap rent for
summer. 352 Montgomery.
The Savannah morning news., 1904-04-24

FOR RENT, NICE SEvEN-RooM
house, 1905 Abercorn; f1rst-class con-
dition; rent SIS. ]. c. Postell, Is Bryan,
east.
The Savannah morning news., 1904-04-24

II YOC WANT A BICYCLE
lamp see Thomas Jefferson and
Broughton lane. ne cuts the price.
The Savannah morning news., 1904-04-24
WANTED-BOARD.

A YOUNG MAN OF GOOD HABITS
and quiet disposition. desires board in
a private family. Address Private, care
News.
WAITED, BOARD IN PRIVATE
Jewish family by single young man.
Address Box 4, Morning News.
The Savannah morning news., 1904-04-24

FOR RENT. HOUSE LARGE
rooms, SIS; all convenlences; excellent
neighborhood. ALB Tattnall. Apply 10T
Broughton street. west.
THOSE TWO DESIRABLE RESI-
dences. 423 and 427 Montgomery street.
all modern conveniences. Apply ].
r. Dooner, S31 Drayton street
The Savannah morning news., 1904-04-24
CLASSIFIED ADVERT lSEMEhTSi
Personal.
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-. ~ L I'LL = L Hr--.-l z ~ II 4

CAN L. WILL L WORK." HAVE
you tbs ambition 10 become financial
ly independent? and Dr. your own
boss? Then buy the little mascot bust
ness, - East Broughton. very little
cash needed good. sober man-wi4
be trusted for the balance. For terms
apply 10 E. f. Fegeas, lawyer, ll5
Bull street.
The Savannah morning news., 1904-04-24

W A n T z D, STENOGRAPHER;
healthy single man with some knowl-
edge accounting; state age, experience,
references, minimum salary acceptable,
when can come. Fernwood Lumber
Company, Fernwood. Miss.
The Savannah morning news., 1904-04-24

THE RELIABLE BICYCLE STORE
202 Jefferson street. corner Oglethorpe
avenue, is the cheapest place for tires
in the city: Hartford tires $3.50.
The Savannah morning news., 1904-04-24

Csc. 40c, and soc dozen: mems white
hemstitched handkerchiefs. 40c ana 75c
dozen; lots Of small wares, dirt cheap,
remember we give better goods for less
money than any other house in the
United States. NJ A. Stokes. ribbon
store. Savannah. Ga
The Savannah morning news., 1904-04-24

SAwMILL WORK GIVEN EsPE-
cial attention BY Mingledorn & Co.
Write or phone b53.
]. H. KOCH, JEwELER, 4s WHIT
aSsr.
The Savannah morning news., 1904-04-24

DETECTIVE, CAN YOU SPARE
part of your time for profitable detec-
tive work? No experience needed.
Write American Detective Association,
Indianapolis, Ind.
The Savannah morning news., 1904-04-24

HOT STUFF STOVES AT LESS
than cost; closing out our stock OF
wood. coal and hot stuff stoves at less
than cost. Savannah Crockery and
Hardware Company. 305 Broughton.
west.
The Savannah morning news., 1904-04-24

SQUARE PIANOS. ONE STEIN
way. one Knabe. one Hardman. Forty
TO $75 s S. Sollee & Co., 120 State
street west
The Savannah morning news., 1904-04-24

THE BEST JEwELRY AT THE
cheapest price at J. & c. n. Thomas;
we handle fine goods and do not get
fancy prices.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1904-09-16
SCHOOLS FoR LACE MAKERS.
It Is No Wonder the Majority Are
Blind at Thirty.

These Belgian lace makers, many
of them, have been taught at the
schools. / went to one lace school
in Brussels, where young girls were
straining their eyes over a sheer
piece Of needle lace-it is no wonder
that in the last century lace makers
were blind at thirty-or making
coarser pattern with pillow and bob
bin. This last named kind, as fully
explained by the head of the estab-
lishment is especially interesting
The woman cts IN low chair, hold
ing on her lap pillow, which is made
of an oval shaped board stuffed TO
make cushion. On this pillow is
piece Of stiff parchment, with holes
pricked to mark the pattern. Through
these holes pins are stuck into the
cushion Thea the worker takes int0
her hands the threads, which are
wound on bobbins-small pieces or
wood about the size of pencil-each
thread having separate bobbin, anu
by twisting and crossing these threads
the ground of the lace is f.rmed, the
pattern itself being made by inter
weaving thicker thread. Three girls
in the school were making with the
needle a piece of point de gaze, and
in answer to a query | was told that
it would take the three girls one
month to make one yard two inches
wide, and to make complete garni'
ture it would take one woman a life
time. In this connection 1t is inter
esting TO know that often as many as
half a dozen women work en- one
piece of lace-one makes the ground,
another the figures separately, while
a third adds the figures TO the ground,
and SO on, each being an expert in
her particular line.
Though conditions are much I'M
proved since the time when women
went blind at thirty, the art Of lace
making is certainly harmful physical
ly. The majority Of the workers have
stopped Woman's Homo
Companion.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1904-09-16
He $50 Ter Ea!har, but-

II saw your father this morning"
he said, as she led the way to the
parlor.
Did your" she exclaimed
He had been calling regularly FIR
six months and once he had held
her hand after they had said good
night. He was very shy, and she
loved him. Her heart was a-futter
with expectancy.
Eyes" he resumed, Il thought
perhaps he might have mentioned it
to you"
NO." she answered as she took a
seat by his side, papa has not yeS
returned from the city He evident
" has been detained"
Well" he went on. he probably
viii speak to You about 1t, SO |
thought l ought to tell you"
eyes" she answered, looking
wistfuIly into his eyes, Il suppose
he will"
There was long silence, broken
only by two or three soulful signs
from the tender maiden.
Il met MIN on the train" said the
Young man, Just after we had pull
ed out from the station, and when
the conductor came along / discoY-
cred | had left my ticket and my
money in my other clothes. So your
father let me have dollar. vii
vcu please hand it TO MN when he
comes home. New York Press.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1904-09-16
HIS wOR ST FAULT.

"You can say what you please about
the weather man, but ne strikes 1t
right sometimes"
That's the worst of it."
''What do you mean?"
"Why, if he always was wrong,
everybody would know that when he
predicted foul weather it would be
fair and vice versa But, as it is, he's
right and wrong by turns, so we never
know what to expect. Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1904-09-16
TWO or A KIND.

eyes" said the young drug clerk,
who had been trotting in double har-
ness for nearly two weeks, Eve got
boss wife"
"Well, you have my sympathy" re-
Joined the man who had come in to
buy bottle of hair restorer; 1--WE
got that kind of a wife, oo."-Chi-
cago News.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1904-09-16
THE MAN BEHIND THE GUN.
Trained Skill and Perseverance
Makes the Good Workman.

IfalneQ SNlli ana PERSEVERANCE
Makes the Good Workman.
1t is not tools that make the work
man, but the trained skill and perse-
verance Of the man himself. Indeed,
it is proverbial that the bad work
man never yet had good tool.
Some one asked Opie by what won
derful process he mixed his colors.
Il mix them with my brains, sir,
was his reply. 1t is the same with
every workman who would excel.
Ferguson made marvellous things
such as his wooden clcck that accu-
rataly measured the hours-by means
CT a common pen knife, tool in
ayerybody's hand, but then every
body is not a Ferguson.
A pan of water and two thormcm-
eters were the tools by which DR..
Back discovered latent heat; and a
prism, a lens, and sheet of pasteboard
enabled Newton TO unfold the compo-
sition Of light and the origin Of color.
An eminent foreign sayant once
called upon DR.. Wollast9n, and re-
quasted to be shown over his labora-
tories, in which science had been en-
riched by so many important discoy-
cries, when the doctor took him into
study, and pointing to an old tea
tray on the table, containing a few
watch glasses, test papers, a small bal
ance, and a blow pipe, said, There is
I'll the laboratory | have.
Stothard learnt the art Of combin-
ing colors by closely studying butter
flies wings; he would often say shat
no one knew what he owed to these
tiny insects.
A burnt stick and barn door gerv-
Ell Wilk1e in lieu Of pencil and can
vas.
Bewlck first practiced drawing on
the cottage walls of his native vii
lage, which he covered with his
sketches in chalk; and Benjamin
West made his first brushes out Of
the cats tail.
Ferguson laid himself down in the
fields at night in a blanket, ana Iead9
a map Of the heavenly bodies by
means of a thread with small beads
On it stretched between his eye and
the stars.
Franklin first robbed the thunder
cloud Of it's lightning by means OF a
kite made with two cross sticks and
, ill, band1-nrnhipf
Watt made his first model Of the
condensing steam engine cut OF an
I'D anatomist's syringe used to inject
tho arteries previous to dissection
Clifford worked his first problem in
mathematics, when a cobbl3r's ap-
prentice, upon small scraps Of leather
which he beat smooth for the pur-
! pose, while Rittenhousa, the astrono-
men, first calculated eclipses on his
3lougn handle.-Smiles' Self-Help.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1904-09-16
CAUTION.

do you mean to say You didn't
give that horse thief trial by jury?"
1--WE didn't dare" answered Bron-
cho Bob. eff anything as unusual as
a trial took place, the whole town nd
turn out to see it, and some one
would be sure to sneak in and steal
some more horses. Washington
Star.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1904-09-16
PROGRESS.

"The last time l saw Rieder he told
n,A he was studying three foreign Ian
euages and could speak fairly well in
ell of them. Is ne still at it?"
eyes, but he has improved wonder
fully. He was telling me only today
that he knows enough now to keep
lis mouth Shut IN all of them."-Phii-
adelphia Press.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1904-09-16

"You weather prophets make
great many mistakes" said the man
who sneers.
EYES," answered the observer, "and
if other people had all their mistakes
published in the daily papers as we
do. l suspect that our record would
seem pretty good. Washington Star.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1904-09-16
a KEEN THRUST.

well" said Gassaway, If there's
one thing hate more than another
it's long-winded bore"
'Yes?" remarked Miss Knox. ut
seems I've misjudged you, then"
why, how do you mean?"
Il always had an idea you were
stuck on yourself. "-Philadelphia
Press.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1904-09-16
A SIMPLE QUESTION.

MAY a man marry his widow SIS
ter? was a question heard put to
a prominent lawyer on Saturday
evening.
Certainly he may" was the reply
without a moments hesitation. Then
the lawyer had another think coming.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1904-09-16
DESSERT

''She says her dinner party was
brought to a close with 'eclaw. What
does she mean by that?"
"Eclaw? Oh, I guess she means
eoairs-chocolate cellars, you know.
Philadelphia Ledger.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1904-09-16
PERFECTLY SUITABLE.

Mr.. Nuwed-I think I'll wear my
at years Panama this summer.
Mrs. Nuwed-Oh, no, dear. | would
not do that.
Mr.. Nuwed-Why not? It's just as
ugly and unbecoming as any O. the
new styles.-Houston Chronicle.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1904-09-16
ON DECK.

"Does the captain say whether we
shall break the record or not?"
eyes; he says either the record or
the boiler must go"
"How lovely! "-Tit-Bits.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1904-09-16
MAKING A MORTAL ENEMY.

I.awson-Wicks hates me.
Dawson-How does that happen?
Lawson-On, he started in to tell
me a story the other day, and before
he had got off two sentences | broke
in: ooh, yes, l heard that three years
ago out in Cincinnati. "-Somerville
Journal.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1904-09-16
IN TRAINING.

Mr.. Newly Riche-We must learn
how to behave, Maria, if we are go
ing to enter society.
Mrs. Newly Riche-We will, my
dear. The new set of servants have
engaged have been in the best fami'
lies.-Detroit Free Press.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1904-09-16
PROBABLY.

Mrs. Fu8sy-It takes half OF my
time keeping our silver in shape; |
wish could find polish that would
last
Mr., Fussy-send for burglar;
he'll clean it up so that it won't bota-
er YOU any e!"-Detroit Free
Press.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1904-09-16
list FOR A BLUFF.

Him-Would you scream if l at
tempted to kiss you?
Her-Indeed 1 would-if any one
happened to be looking at the time
Chicago News.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1904-09-16
A MISTAKE.


"Hello!"
"Hello!"
Like to go to the theater to-
night?"
eyes"
Wear your blue dress, will you,
please%
MY blue dress?"
eyes; the one you wore to the dance
last night"
Il didn't go to any dance"
"Say isn't this East, umpty-four,
il"
mo. Aren't you John Smathers?"
mo. There must be some mistake"
eyes. Goodby."
"Goodby. "-Cleveland Plain Dealer
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1904-09-16
old Age Insurance.

An attempt is being made in Vienna,
Austria, to persuade servants to pay
twenty cents month toward an old
agei insurance, but after three years
CT work the sum needed to start the
enterprise has not been secured.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1904-09-16
IN TIME.

He-Why has he put her picture in
his watch?
She-Because he thinks she will
love him in time-Yonkers States
man.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1904-09-16
THE INTELLIGENT mule.

"Valuable mule that" said the Bill
Vile citizen, to the prospective pur-
chaser. Saved my life once"
Indeed? How was that?"
"Saw flash of lightning making
straight for me, an kicked it all to
pieces fore it could and!"-Atlanta
Constitution.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1904-09-16
TO BE EXPLICIT.

Disappointed Customer-Why, you
have got that old fowl down rs
Spring chicken" on the menu
"Waiter-Thats what the caterer
says it is, sir.
Disappointed Customer he's
a Observation-Disclosures Journal.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1904-09-16
NO nIFFERENCE.

"Gi'me a plug of tobaccer fur gran
dad" ordered the urchin who stool
On his toes to look over the counter
+" Dark or Iight?"
Don't make no diff'runce, he can't
see. Detroit Free Press.