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The daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1904-1905, 1904-04-29
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I was troubled with a distress IN
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The daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1904-1905, 1904-04-29

home Monday after a short visit with
Dan Williams and family.
Miss Laura Kinert was shopping
in Richmond Wednesday.
Miss Anna Miller spent Sunday in
our city. Anna, who taught school
near Germantown last winter, will
stay in that neighborhood this sum-
mer.
Bert Lacey and family spent Sat
urday and Sunday at Centerville Wis
iting relatives.
County Sunday School Convention
will be held at the Methodist church
next Sunday afternoon and evening
Omar Whitnack met with an acct
dent while cutting some tin. He cut
the palm of his hand and is now at
home for a while.
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Pnkhams Vegetable Compound
a
certainly glad to find that within week felt much better the errib
Household
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- dial suffering does
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the Of that SEVERELY.
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Women who are troubled with painful irregular
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Make Up Your Mind to
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I no longer am an invalid for which I
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V1roNA costs one dollar bottle or six
bottles for five dollars, and while THE
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send it by express prepaid on receipt Of
price is now obtainable in this County
For sale by Afford Drug Go.
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MRS. EFFlE BATES. Muncie, ind.

MRS. EFFiE BATES. Muncie, ind.
Loa Phora cures leucorrhea, suppressed and
Painiui periods, flooding. misplacements, piles,
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OF that fearful ordeal 1t is the greatest blessing
OF the age for weak and suffering women aud
has made thousands happy who were dragging
out their lives in misery and pain.
Mrs. Efie Bates, Muncie, Ind, r. F. D. No. 1.
says: When girl suffered death every month
when came around, even my hands seemed to
swell, and seemed almost blind at times and
was irregular. would feel as though would
1ali backwards and didn't feel safe by myself at
my monthly periods. l used some few bottles of
Zoa Phora and that brought me regular and SO
that didn't suffer scarcely any and the queer
feelings left me-"
sWrite the Zoa Phora Co., Kalamazoo, Mich,
TOT free trial bottle and copy of their illus
traLed medical book, ." DR.. Pengelys Advice
to Women" The doctor win gladly give free
special advice when needed. Zoa Phora Is for
sale at sl.00 bottle by all druggists.
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/" DEAR MRS.

DEAh N H6s
PINKHAM A
while ago my
health began to
fail because of
female troubles.
The doctor did
nothelpme. Ire
membered that
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No lore Women
Need Be Sick,
Strength and Happiness-Has Cured ALI
Who Used twill Cure You.


FREE TRIAL BOTTLE TO ALL WOMEN.
Zoa Phora is sure enough 1.-THE Woman's
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of gratitude and joy and praise from every COM
munity In the land. Every mail brings these
letters and tens of thousands of them are in our
possession
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-09-18

ing. Young men without incomes may
need saving and usually do. but world
ly salvation is one Of the conditions at
tached to an income like yours. What
that woman wants is to train you up
for that black faced slip of prig,
Frances, her daughter"
Dear Aunt" cried in confusion,
Mrs. Lacquerre is as little likely to
want me for Frances as am to want
Frances or Frances want me- This
earnest assertion much modified aunt,
and she continued in more amicable
accents:
Well, Reuben, 1 was shocked at
hearing of your silly infatuation for
Mrs. Jack but if it has all passed and
you are certain that you have no ten
Dire for Frances little harm is done. I
have no patience with that girl Fran
eest She assumes manner. Nothing
is such bad manners as a manner.
She goes about with that beak Of a
nose of hers tilted at the world as if
she found most Of it not good enough
for her and didn't happen to like the
rest. She has refused half a dozen
good offers for the delirious reason
that the men who proposed had done
nothing! A man who has good in
come by that fact alone has done ev-
erything on earth than any sane wom-
an can ask of any man. New, my
daughter-I refer to your dear cousin
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-09-18

Josephfne-has no such silly oddities.
She would ask nothing of man with
an income. She is sane and safe. She
is a girl who will make a lovely wife
for some man. Even the biggest fool
living could get along with Josephine.
Here the dear child comes now Drive
in the park with her. Reuben, and
then come back for teal feel as If
were going TO have a headache or
I'd go with ven. 1t gives me "a head
ache to drive in the park in summer
trying to avert my eyes from men /
know who are driving with women
don't know. But you and Josephine
will get along together nicely
There. Uncle Silas, is fair report OF
several conversations had with Aunt
Sarah. am not vain man, in spite Of
what warrant I may have for vanity.
am, hope, man of natural gallantry,
therefore I refrain from even limiting. to
you my sudden suspicion that Aunt Sa-
rah had designs which would make me
her sen-in-law as well as her nephew.
If permitted myself so to hint it would
explain to you why my letters have
lacked illusions to Aunt Sarah. In
short, / go to her house only for such
periodical and formal calls as my duty
prescribes.
Mrs. Lacquerre, in relation to her
daughter, is quite unlike Aunt Sarah.
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IJUpED Cl UTE 5EGE A tD TAAT PLflS IHAT IN ~ HIps

ample Of every fool boy in New York,
who. it appears, has the habit of pro-
posing marriage to Mrs. Jack Lac
querre.
With your serious Intellectual train
ing" remarked Aunt Sarah to me with
painful severity of mien, 81 felt safe in
the belief that you would not be trap
ped by Mrs. Jacks fiinty beauty and
slangy wit - - -aAS go
Dear Aunt Sarah" I responded,
your reproof may be deserved, but it
is based upon false premises; I was
not trapped but repulsed by Mrs. Lac
querre. I now hold toward her a re-
lationship marked by amiability and
confidence, not So much as tinged by
sentiment. Mrs. Lacquerre's refusal of
me was singularly decisive. but she
generously suggested the continuance
of our acquaintance for the purpose,
as she quantity phrased it, of saving
me-" This explanation, SO far from
allaying Aunt Sarah's ruff1ed temper,
seemed but to arouse it to more per-
picking feminine flights.
"Save you!" she sneered-I had al
most written "snorted." but we should
practice restraint in describing wom-
ans manifestations Of humors. "a
man with your income needs no saw
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-09-18

She has, as I have faithfully reported
said with the frankness SO character
fstic OF her that she Would like to have
me for a. sonsin law. But her later
comments on the subject deprive her
views ofz-any shade of compliment.
There is nothing personal to me in her
preference;;Ssi it relates wholly to my
bank account. Recently. when I called
to ask her. to the ceremonies of the
Reuben Larkmead Social and Outing
club banner raising, she said to me :
This POLITICAL pothef of yours may
make YOU strong with Frances. She's
queer proposition that gal of mine is,
and I hope the Lord will temper the
wind to the lamb she lands. Don't look
she'll marry rich so that I won't have
to support her. I'm a poor woman.
Every one knows exactly what poor
Jack left me- and it's too shy by fifty
thou. a year to please Mrs. Jack Lac
querre-if any; one should ask you
ought ito know. So Frances must
marry am income. That's about all I
want in a son-in-law, except that he's
lived out his footlight fancies and new
er calls me mother. You'd do, of course,
but I'm not booming Frances to you.
She's cranky. She refused hundred
thousand year last month because
the man attached to the Income hadn't
views on imperialism. Poor devil, he
didn't know what the girl meant when
she asked him. Geet what's imperial
ism when man with a hundred thou
a year is asking you to go to ST. Thorn
as with him? By the-way, Reuben
what the deuce is imperialism"
Mrs. Lacquerre asked the concluding
question with swift change to almos.
childish simplicity which convinced me
that strange as it.seems, she was .un-
have to meet. / gladly calculated the
policies involved in the government OF
our insuiar possessions, and Informed
her that she would be much improved
by my remarks on the sub5ect at the
banner raising. She was greatly pro-
voked to- find that the date confiicte0
with an important social engagement
she could not evade but assured me
that Frances would go if I had petit
coat in my party to claaperon her.
had, as the result of your wish that
see Ineresof Aunt Sarah, asked her
ard Cousin Josephine to be my guests
on banner raising night, SO / inquired.
somewhat .doubtfully, if Aunt Sarah
would answer as chaperon for Frances
Mrs. Laequerre replied with much glee
that the plan was admirable. Your
Aunt Sallyshatesp Frances and Frances
hates yourTaMnt, SO they'll do beauti-
fully as chaperen and maid" she said
The banner raising is this evening,
and I must interrupt this letter to go
once moreover my speech, which. as /
have intimated, will deal with thu
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-09-18

questions of imperialism and of our
foreign policy as it should be directed
in regard to the ultimate adjustment or
the far East problem.
l drove with my party-Aunt Sarah,
Josephine and Frances-to the hall for
the banner raising, and was much
gratified to be received by a vast num-
Der of enthusiastic citizens, led by my
manager, Mr. Hogan, all or whom re-
ceived me with hilarious shouts, in
curing. What's the matter with Reu-
men Larkmead?" and the response,
He's all right" 1 could not but OBJ
serve, as we alighted from our carriage
in the glare of many electric lights,
that while Frances seemed elated ana
lit up" as the saying is, by the crowd
and the shouts, both aunt and Jose.
phine We're nervous and even alarmed.
They repeatedly asked if it would be
safe for them to go into the hall filed
with such common people as were there
gathered to meet us, and Frances was
assuring them that so far as she was
concerned she was delighted for once
to be so close to the common people
and only wished that she was going to
have chance to talk to them.
Mr.. Hogan and young female he
introduced as "Mysteady"-a foreign
name. assume-escorted us to the hall
and seated us on the stage, where there
were number of young ladies of the
same nationality. presumably, as Miss
NIysteady. The hall rapidly filled un-
til there was no more room for spec
tatOrs. and then Mr.. Hogan introduced
me in terms my modesty forbids me
to repeat, and instantly there We're loud
demands for Speech"
was prepared and at once began my
grafton. For a little time the crowd
was silent, but soon there were ic+e--
ruptions. which could not but feel
intimated an impotence with my sub
ject. This surprised me, for I had
been Informed that my audience In
Guided men who made their living by
politics; and my speech dealt only with
topics which every politician should
be eager to hear discussed. / over.
heard through all the tumult frequent
expressions of fear from aunt and jose
phine, but Frances was silent, though
once when / glanced at her saw that
her cheeks and eyes burned with in
dignant reproof of the Interruptions.
These became more unmannerly, and
at last there were chur1ish demands
for Leave to print" Sing it to u.s.
and other irrelevant cries.
I am slow to wrath. l felt that my
hearers need just the instruction 1 was
giving to them and determined to
continue If possible. Soon it was i'm
possible. There were cries for me to
return to the woods though there are
no woods near Beetville; suggestions
that my hair was powdered with hay
seed and other comments which at Lass
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-09-18

~ EAR UNCLE SILAS: / note
= III your inquiry concerning my re-
AO Iations with Aunt Sarah and
Cousin Josephine You remind
me that 1 have not mentioned them
since my letter relating the incidents
of our coaching trip to the Country
club The undertaking delicacy with
which you have considered my feelings
in all respects is proof to me that you
did not make this inquiry with a view
to recalling my proposal for the hand
of Mrs. Jack Lacquerre, which pro-
ceeded as direct result of that coach
ing trip Yet l am compelled to recall
that INCIDENT in explaining why ] have
so infreauently enriched these letters
with illusions to Aunt Sarah and Cous-
in josephine.
Soon after the inauspiciouS misread-
ing of my heart which impelled me to
offer it to Mrs. Lacquerre-mistaking
3 lively personal interest in that lady
for astenderer sentiment-it became
evident. to me that Aunt Sarah had
been made aware of the incident
Something, which for lack of better
name we call intuition. told me that
Mrs. Lacquerre had not informed Aunt
Sarah of my declaration. 1t may be
that Mrs. Lacquerre's serving maid
(whom [ nearly overturned behind the
portieres when 1 abruptly left the
ROOM was Aunt Sarah's informant.
am told that such maids at times earn
gratutties of slightly soiled gloves par
asols and other utilities of feminine
attire by repeating the particulars Of
any scene of a sentimental or roguish
nature of which they have independent
though surreptitious knowledge.
However, Aunt Sarah knew, and pro-
fessed to be deeply incensed, declaring
that she had been made ridiculous by
having a nephew Of hers follow the ex-
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-09-18
HERE Is THE LIST OF PRIZES

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The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-09-18
IN addition to the foregoing prizes the following
SPECIAL PRIZES FOR EARLY ESTIMATES w]ll be nal

For the nearest correct guess received be-
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For the nearest correct guess received on or
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For the nearest correct guess received on or
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ONCE BEGAN NY OpATIQN

IA EAR UNCLE SILAS: I note
your inquiry concerning my re-
N lations with Aunt Sarah and
Cousin Josephine. You remind
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Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1904-04-29
A rqeart Story.

Folsom, 8. Dak.--In these days
when SO many sudden deaths are re-
ported from Heart Failure and various
forms of Heart Disease, it will be good
news to many to learn that there is a
never failing remedy for every form of
Heart Trouble.
Mrs. II. d. Hyde, of this place, was
troubled for years with pain in her
heart which distressed her great deal.
She had tried many remedies but had
not succeeded in finding anything that
would help her until at last she began
treatment Of Dodd's Kidney Pills and
this very soon relieved her and she has
not had single pain or any distress in
the region Of the heart since. She
says: 81 cannot say too much in
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three years with severe pain in my
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Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1904-04-29
BOTH killed IN PISTOL DUEL
Ex-poLlcE OFFICERS or coRvAL.
Lie, ORE, IN A FIGHT.
Chester Ready Is Dead and James
Dunn Fatally shot-D. A. osburn
Dangerously shot--creat Excite.
ment Prevailed Shooting Occurred
In Front Of Post Office.

Corvallis, Ore, April 25.-Chester
Ready is dead, James Dunn, ex-chief
of police Of Corvallis, is perhaps fatal
ly shot; David A. Osburn, ex-sheriff of
Benton county, is dangerously shot, as
the result Of a pistol duel that took
place shortly after midnight Sunday
Morning. The trouble began when
Ready, after leaving restaurant, fred
OF his pistol, and ex-Sheriff Osburn,
who is night officer of Corvallis, un-
dertook to arrest him. Ready was I'M
der the influence of liquor, and when
Osburn approached. he drew gun and
ordered Osburn to halt. There was
some parleying. and when Osburn adj
vanced Ready fred, and the officer,
shot through the neck, fell in the arms
of bystanders.
Sheriff Burnett, who had been sum-
moned, soon arrived on the scene in
company with ex-Sheriff Dunn, and,
taking Ready by the arm, ordered him
under arrest Ready whipped out a
pistol and began to fire. The first
shot went wide of the mark. and a
second, also aimed at the sheriff, took
effect in Dunn's abdomen.
Then Burnett fired, and Ready fell
with shot in the head. Dunn fell
into the arms of a companion, firing
two shots from his pistol at Ready as
he did so. Burt Turley, aged %, is
in custody as an accessory with Ready.
Ready is about Is years Of age and be-
longs to q family locally prominent.
The condition Of Dunn and Osburn
is critical. Three surgeons are work
ing on them. One of Keady's bullets
penetrated Dunn's bowels and most
serious results are feared. 1t is be-
lieved the first bullet fred by Ready
lodged under Osburn's left shoulder
blade, after penetrating his neck and
windpipe, but the doctors have not
been able to find it.
The greatest excitement prevailed.
The shooting was made the topic of
several sermons against the liquor traf-
fic. Ready was a son of George B.
Ready, instructor in topography at the
Oregon Agricultural college here. He
was known as young man of ex.
citable temperament, likely to be un.
ruly after drinking. His age was Is
years.
The shooting occurred in front of
the postoffice. Before that disturb
ance had been made opposite the First
National bank. Occurring as it did
in the center of the usually quiet col
lege town, the shooting awakened sew
eral score of people and the streets
were quickly thronged
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1904-04-29
SOCIETY MAN TURNS RosBER.
Bert Thorndyke Of San Jose, CAL,
Killed.

9CTt iHOtHoyNS VI 0oU SOSSg OStJ
Killed.
San Jose, Cal, April ga masked
man armed with two revolvers, enter
ed the rooms of the Del Monte social
club at an early hour Sunday morning,
and after lining up against the walls
six men who were in the rooms at the
time, took a diamond ring valued at
5000 from one of the men, grabbed up
$3.50 or $400 from the table, then back
ed out of the room.
After a pursuit by citizens and po-
lice lasting over an hour, during which
over 80 shots were exchanged, the rob-
Der was finally killed. Upon investi-
cation the dead man was found to be
Bert Thorndyke, a prominent young
man of this city.
Thorndyke was one of the best
known young men in this city, having
resided here for years.
Formerly Thorndyke was engaged
in business with q. H. Wemple & Co.,
grocers, and for the past year he has
been with the A. G. Leon company, a
large printing establishment.
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1904-04-29
Deafness Cannot Be cured

BY local applications as they cannot reach the
diseased portion Of the ear, There is only one
way to cure deafness, and that Is by constitu-
tional remedies Deafness is caused by an in
famed condition of the mucous lining Of the
Eustach1an Tube. When this tube Is infiamed
you have a rumbling sound or imperfect hear
ing, and when it is entirely closed, Deafness is
the result, and unless the inflammation can be
taken out and this tube restoied to its normal
condition, hearing win be destroyed forever /:
nine cases out of ten are caused by Catarrh..
which is nothing but an intiamed condition 81
the mucous surfaces. L
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any
case of Deafness fcaused by catarrhl that can
not be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure. Send for
circulars, free.
F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists, 75c
Halls Family Pills are the best
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1904-04-29

catarrh in any form or la grippe. A
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it invigorates-it strengthens. II
equalizes the circulation of the blood,
tranquilizes the nervous system and
regulates the bodily functions. Peru
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not simply physic OF stimulant OF
nervlne. 1t is natural tonic and in
vigorator.
If you do not receive prompt and sat-
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ma, write at once to DIR. Hartman, Civ
ing full statement Of your case, and
he viii be pleased to give you his valu-
able advice gratis.
Address DR.. Hartman, President OF
The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus,
Ohio.