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Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-01-18

DRAMA,
Presented at 113 MAIN STREET
Daily.
"THE HUSTLERS.
Cast of Characters:
One HUSTLER. JULIUS LElTNER
Another Hustler. BURTON 3. WE'LL
Act L.
New WRINKLE in managing Real
Estate and RENTAL PROPERTIES.
Act 2nd-
MEDIATION between Buyers and
Sellers.
Act 3rd.-
MAKING Real Estate LOANS.
FINALE
OUTDISTANCING all Competitors
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-01-18
Her NIGHTLY Habit.

'TS1 TN'S111Ty TTdUTC.
The Doctor-Is your wife a good
sleeper, Mr.. Stubb?
Stubb-Yes, pretty good.
The Doctor-Does she go to sleep
as soon as she touches the pillow?
bb-Well-er-she goes to sleep
as soon as she touches my vest
pocket
The San Angelo press. (San Angelo, Tex.) 1897-1907, 1904-07-21
Heard on The Street


The story is told on the quiet of
all Angelo woman who became af-
llicted with the mania for change
and finally succeeded i'll persuad-
ing her husband'to sell their home
and try new location. lie re-
luctantly placed it in the hands of
real estate agent, and one morn
ing shortly afterward his wife came
into his room IN a state of great
excitement with n newspaper III
her hand. 81 have found the very
thing that will SUIT us she eX-
claimed. "Do go at once and see
about it before any one else gets
ahead Of usl" The poor man, thus
adjured, swallowed his breakfast
and fastened to the real estate
agency mentioned, only to find
that the attractive advertisement
referred TO his own property.
The San Angelo press. (San Angelo, Tex.) 1897-1907, 1904-07-21
Mountain Remnant Brigade Reunion

The Ucited Confederate Neter-
ans of Central West Texas, will
hold their annual reunion of what
is known as Mountain Remnant
Brigade" at Brady, July % and
30. Such speakers as Hon. John
IL, Reagan, Gov. S. w. II. Ian.
ham, Judge Wells, of Brownsville,
and Major Gen. Van Iandt, OF
Fort Worth, are expected to be
present and deliver addresses.
Other speakers of more or less
state wide reputation, will be
present and deliver addresses
Among them are G. II. Jenkins,
j. l.. Sladen, r. H. Bowman
Clarence Martin and n. r, Tis.
dale, commander in chief of the
Sons of the Confederate Veterans
A great entertainment is planned
Three ball games are scheduled
between San Angelo and Brady
The Dusky Demon will do the
steer throwing act with his teeth
Everybody is invited.
The San Angelo press. (San Angelo, Tex.) 1897-1907, 1904-07-21

An old salt Of the deep sea va
riety dropped in on San Angelo
this week; where he came from
and how he happened to be 80 far
off the track piled by the white
wings of commerce is hard to say.
But he was here and with the
usual thirst fund of wonderful
stories common to men of his
class.
While the mixologist was con-
cocting thirst-killer, he asked /:
Don't reckon you ever saw one
of those fishin' fish of the south
Pacific?"
The man behind the bar said
he had not
This fish makes its Twin by
hshin." 1t has a rod, a line and
bait, and day by day it fishes, cad
skillful as you mix up these here
fancy drinks.
II wouldn't believe this myself
unless I'd seen it. It's fact
well known to ichthyologists,
though. They give the fishin' fish
long Latin name, the natives
call 1t the hiluiha; to us seumen
it is simply the same as | have
been tellin' you, the fishin' fish.
"From mouth to tail it measur-
es about If inches. In shape it
is n little like our catfish or pout
full and heavy. In color it is
sky blue, streaked with handsome
gold bars.
"From the top Of It's head there
sticks out n flexible wand or horn
four and sometimes five and six
feet long. This wand or horn is
made of the same substance as
what the horns of u catfish is of
elastic, flexible, homeless flesh
and it tapers to very fine
point toward the end. The end,
in fact, amt any thicker than II
fshin line. 1t droops, bein' so
thin down into the water like u
line does, and on the end of it
there is small red button of flesh
like piece of bait.
THE blue and gold fshin' fish
of the south Pacific, with his horn
that is rod and line and bait all
in one, hides his bright body in a
shadow somewheres and bangles
his tackle over a shoal where lit
tie fish is plentiful. The little
fish, seem on the end of the horn
that invitin' red morsel, about us
big as II pea, shoot up and swal-
low it. They are hooked. Of
course. The hiluiha, curling up
his rod, draws them IN and de-
yours them till his hunger is sat
isfied."
The San Angelo press. (San Angelo, Tex.) 1897-1907, 1904-07-21
For Your Fall Garden.

A fresh supply of the following
seeds just received at Taylor's:
White Flat Dutch Strap Leaf
Turnip.
Purple Top White Globe Tur-
nip.
Purple Flat Strap rurnip.
White Egg Turnip.
Yellow Amber Globe Turnip.
Robertson's Golden Ball Turnip
Seven Top or Stock Turnip.
American Yellow Purple TOP
Rutabaga.
Southern Giant Curled Mustard
Chinese Broad Leaf Mustard.
Hardy Green Winter Lettuce.
White Cabbage Winter Lettuce
Long Scarlet Short Top Radish.
Early Scarlet Turnip Radish.
Long Black Spanish Radish.
St Louis White Summer Rad
ish.
Early Blood Turnip Beet.
If | haven't in stock what you
want can order on short notice.
J. B. TAYLOR.
The San Angelo press. (San Angelo, Tex.) 1897-1907, 1904-07-21
American Rule in the PHILIPPINES.

American Rule in the philippines.
III PaNu Herald.
American rule IN the Philip
pines is beginning to look marvel.
ously like the experiences in "re-
construction time in the south
when the north, well persuaded
that the only difference between
white man and black is about an
eighth Of an inch of cuticle, be-
gan trying to make plantation
field hands into high grade Anglo
SaXons in two easy lessons. 1t
didn't work out well, although
the prior chances were more III
favor of that eXperimtnt than of
the Philippine one, since at least
the field hands had seen Ameri-
can institutions working and
they spoke some sort of English.
To the Filipino, Spanish institu-
tions are comparatively pretty
high civilization, and American
IDEAS would probably damage his
alleged intellect if he were able
to think them. So "self-govern-
menu" and the ballot and such
toys which we gave the islands in
the first flush OF ours, or Taft's,
benevolence, are being slowly
negatived by the clever expedient
of taking away most of the power
from the self-governing munich
palities and putting it in the
hands of the central government
at Manila. So in the archipel.
ago, as IN our own south, the
power once given the colored man
by the white is being taken back
again.
The San Angelo press. (San Angelo, Tex.) 1897-1907, 1904-07-21
A White Wings Brigade.


san Antonio Express.
Chicago has "White Wings"
brigade which is devoted to the
task of cleaning the streets of the
city, especially in the business
district, and keeping them clean.
The street cleaning Joint COM
mittee had expended over $4,000
up to July 1, this sum including
the cost of 100 uniforms for the
White Wings brigade and other
initial expenses, and the results,
as far as accomplished, have been
very satisfactory.
The committee has appealed to
the public for subscriptions and
will submit a report showing the
cost per square yard of cleaning
every block within the territory
mapped out. In the meantime it
is estimated that II cents day
for twenty-five feet frontage, will
cover the cost, and it is presumed
the business men will not hest
tate to supply 50 small sum for
such laudable purpose. 1t
would be economy from a strictly
business point of view to have
the streets swept and kept clean
in front of the house which may
otherwise suffer much damage
from the dust and dirt carried in
on the wings of the breeze, TO say
nothing Of the unattractive out
side appearance.
1t seems to be impossible to
persuade the municipal author
tiles anywhere to do all that
should be done in the matter of
sanitation and cleanliness and
hence the necessity for organized
efforts by the citizens in the way
of sanitary associations and
cleanliness leagues. Nearly all
cities have such leagues or associ-
ations and they accomplish a
great deal where they receive the
popular encouragement and sup
port. 1t may be recalled that it
was private sanitary associa-
tion to which San Antonio is in
debted for ordinances against ex-
pectorating on the sidewalks and
on the floors of street cars and of
public halls and for the locating
of trash receptacles to prevent
the streets and sidewalks from
being Uttered up.
Perhaps a White Wings brigade
or something similar, might serve
good purpose now.
The San Angelo press. (San Angelo, Tex.) 1897-1907, 1904-07-21
Central Drug Store viii Buy it Back

You assume no risk when you
buy Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera
and Diarrhoea Remedy. The
Central Drug Store will refund
your money if you are not salts
fed after using it. 1t is every
where admitted to be the most
successful remedy in use for
bowel complaints and the only
one that never fails. 1t is pleas
ant, safe and reliable.
The San Angelo press. (San Angelo, Tex.) 1897-1907, 1904-07-21
Such a Difference.
Very Remarkable Cure of Diarrhoea.

WY NShui NoD'S SuiS VI bidiihOS
about six years ago for the
first time in my life | had a
sudden and severe attack of
diarrhoea," says Mrs. Alice Miller
of Morgan, Texas. 81 got tenn
porary relief, but 1T came back
again and again, and for six long
years ! have suffered more misery
and agony than can tell. 1t was
worse than death. My husband
spent hundreds of dollars for
physicians prescriptions and
treatment without avail Finally
we moved to Bosque county, our
present home, and one day hap
pened to see an advertisement of
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy with Il testi-
morial of man who had been
cured, Ivy it. The case was so
similar to my own that / con-
cluded to try the remedy. The re
suit was wonderful. | could
hardly realize that ! was we'll
again, or believe it could be so
after having suffered so long, but
that one bottle of medicine, cost
ing but few cents. cured me. "
For sale by the Central Drug
Store,
The San Angelo press. (San Angelo, Tex.) 1897-1907, 1904-07-21

No man or woman in the state
will hesitate to speak well of
Chamberlain's Stomach and
Liver Tablets after once trying
them. They always produce a
pleasant movement of the bowels,
improve the appetite and strength.
Ell the digestion. For sale by
The Central Drug Store.
The San Angelo press. (San Angelo, Tex.) 1897-1907, 1904-07-21

An ex-Confederate was talking
Of the war between the States:
"Gentlemen," SAID he, "they
call the war of 81 to % between
the United States of America and
the Confederacy 1.-THE civil war" "
Now / fought in that war for four
years. but I'm id if / ever
saw anything "civil" about it.
The San Angelo press. (San Angelo, Tex.) 1897-1907, 1904-07-21
No Pity Shown.

"For years fate was after me
continuously writes f. A. Gul.
ledge, Verbena, Ala. 81 had q
terrible case of piles causing "a
tumors. When all failed Buck.
lens Arnlca Salve cured me
Equally good for burns and all
aches and pains. Only 25c at J
w. Harris drug store.
The San Angelo press. (San Angelo, Tex.) 1897-1907, 1904-07-21
Working Night and Day.

The busiest and mightiest little
thing that ever was made is DR..
Kings New Life Pills. These
pills change weakness into
strength, listlessness into energy,
brain-fag into mental power,
They're wonderful in building up
the health. Only 25c per box
Sold by J. w. Harris.
The San Angelo press. (San Angelo, Tex.) 1897-1907, 1904-07-21

For a lazy liver try Chamber
lain's stomach and liver tableus.
They invigorate the liver, aid the
digestion, regulate the bowels
and prevent bilious attacks. For
sale by The Central Drug Store.
The San Angelo press. (San Angelo, Tex.) 1897-1907, 1904-07-21

+. T, Pooler of FIT. Worth, the
genial representative of the
National Bisc uit Company, was
in San Angelo Friday and Satur.
day.
The San Angelo press. (San Angelo, Tex.) 1897-1907, 1904-07-21

To keep chickens free from
mites and heas use Pratt's Lice
Killer. For sale by Concho Drug
Store. 22-tf
The San Angelo press. (San Angelo, Tex.) 1897-1907, 1904-07-21

Miss Mary Week has charge of
the San Angelo Greenhouses dur
ing her mothers absence and will
attend to all orders in person. If
The San Angelo press. (San Angelo, Tex.) 1897-1907, 1904-07-21

d. II. Mcclure arrived in San
Angelo from Tularosa, n, NJ,
Thursday.
New supply of Mexican Cactus
furniture polish at Gantt's. We
want you to try it. 24tf
The San Angelo press. (San Angelo, Tex.) 1897-1907, 1904-07-21

Mr., Will Brock and Miss Lou
Use Branch were here from Sher-
wood Saturday.
The San Angelo press. (San Angelo, Tex.) 1897-1907, 1904-07-21
Many Small Merchants

Are apt to think that while
the department stores should
advertise, advertising would
be a foolish expenditure for
them, as they find custom
ers only in their immediate
neighborhood.
These men fail TO take in.
TO consideration that nearly
every one of the large de-
partment stores started in
small way, IN many cases as
"neighborhood" stores, and
through newspaper advertise
ing made themselves what
they are today.
Advertising is just as profit
able for the small business as
the large one. Whether your
business is large or small,
you can benefit it by adver.
tising in The Press.
1t is read by the buying
class at time when their
minds are easily impressed.
,ornoAnm AODonM Donm nAno nn>.
Arizona republican., 1904-06-21

M following e.
Arizona republican., 1904-06-21

at depth thirty
Peninsula enterprise. [volume] (Accomac, Va.) 1881-1965, 1904-11-05
The Monks of Tibet.

Gyaugtse. which is distant 213 miles
from the Indian frontier and 1874 miles
from Lassa. is large and important
town with a thriving trade. The coun-
try round is a network of irrigation
channels. The town, which is over
two miles in circumference and con-
tains 1000 houses, is situated about
two small hills, which lie east ana
west. On the eastern hill is the fort
captured by the British troops July
& a collection of massive walls, keeps
and bastions covering the whole sur
face of the rock, 500 feet high and 4OO
wards long. On the western hill is a
monastery of 600 monks, with a lofty
temple nine stories high, which is con-
sidered by the Tibetans a particularly
holy place. Surmounting the edihce
is a gilt dome, and from here magni'
ficent view is to be had of the town
and surrounding mountains. Inside
the temple are numbers of inches, I'LL
ed with images Of Buddha and OF
saints. The town and the surrounding
country swarm with monasteries, IN
one of which Chandra Das, an Indian
traveller, found 800 monks engaged
in divine service and 200 more reading
the sacred books, while on each side
of the image of Buddha were foul
rows of monks. twenty in each, will
hundreds of butter fed lamps burning
IN front Of them.
Peninsula enterprise. [volume] (Accomac, Va.) 1881-1965, 1904-11-05
Ceusor Outcensored.

A most amusing incident took place
recently which shows the absolute aD-
surdity Of the censorship in Italy.
The great actor Ermete Novelli, now
in South America, has son who lives
In Florence to whom was born a
bouncing boy. The young Noyelli, IN
haste TO let his father know that he
had made him a grandfather, tele-
graphed: ''Ermete Novelli, Buenos
Ayres. Boy. Enrico." Several hours
after he was called to the telegraph
Office. where the following conversa-
ton took place:
You know we could not let your
dispatch pass"
Not let it pass! But why, if you
please?"
you know you said it was a boy
and If did, what then? Is 1t not
true"
"well, that is what we do not know
yet" $3.50,
what! Are you crazy? l know it.!
"Well, anyway. public order de
mands that it should not be made
public"
made public! Am making 1t pup
lie by telegraphing to my father? And
in any case, what has the birth OF my
son got to do with public order? Elk
cuse me, have you all taken leave o.
your senses"
your son." gasped the other. 1--WE
thought you were telegraphing abou
the aueeny-- Cor. Pail Mall Ga
zette.
Peninsula enterprise. [volume] (Accomac, Va.) 1881-1965, 1904-11-05
THE FOOLS VERDICT.

rhe Wise Judgment That Was Defsv-
cred By Simple Seyny Jean.
Here is a story which has gone the
rounds OF three and a half centuries. II
has been credited to many writers, but
was first told by Rabelais:
In Paris at a roast meat cookery OF
the Petit Chastelet a certain hungry
porter was eating his bread and at the
rame time shifting the reek and steam
from a fat goose which was being
turned on a spit before a great hre,
thereby gaining savory accompaniment
to his dry ration.
He ate very slowly that he might en-
10Y the reeking smoking SAVIOR as long
as possible, and when his penny loaf
had been consumed he attempted to de-
part But the cook was not OF that
mind. The master Of the shop laid
hold upon him by the gorget, demand
ing pay for the smoke and steam OF
the roast goose. The porter demurred
The cook claimed that a portion OF the
meal had clearly been made from the
SAVIOR shifted up and swallowed.
II CHANGED while the discussion was
going on that seyny Jean, the fool
entered the shop. and the matter was
referred to him.
wilt thou submit to the judgment
Of this good citizenr asked the cook.
aye, by the blood Of the goose, tha'
WILL" answered the porter.
The story was then told and the case
argued. The fool listened attenuvely
and In the end he asked the porter tt
let him take two pieces OF his money
| The poor man drew from hts fob two
pieces of copper. Seyny Jean tool
them and jingled them awhile between
his two hands and then gave then
back whence he had received them. Thel
to the cook he said: THE porter dit
smell of thy goose, and thou hast hearC
the Jingle of his money. Thou has
thy goose intact, he hath his money, a
seemeth to me right and proper. Ant
now this court doth decree furthe
that every one go about his own busi
ness lest we have too many fool
among U.s."
Peninsula enterprise. [volume] (Accomac, Va.) 1881-1965, 1904-11-05
A Nineteenth Century Martyr.

A touching story Of the early days OF
the mutiny is told of the AllahaDad
massacre. Seven cadets just out from
England were murdered before they
had time to join their regiments. Inc
eighth, a boy of sixteen, was left for
dead. but survived in spite Of horrible
wounds. for four days hiding himself
in a ravine. On the fifth day he was
discovered, dragged to the native lines
and thrust into hut as a prisoner.
He found there a Christian catechist
who had been formerly Mohammedan
and who was being tortured by the
sepoys to make him renounce his faith
The catechist's courage had given way
but the gallant English lad-himself on
ly sixteen years Of age-urged the
unhappy catechist: Don't deny Christ
Never deny Christi Neill reached Al
lahabad in time to rescue both cate
chist and ensign. But the ensign, AT
thur Cheek, died of his wounds -four
days after Neilrs arrival.-From "Iht
Great Mutiny."
Peninsula enterprise. [volume] (Accomac, Va.) 1881-1965, 1904-11-05
WASPS AS PETS.
Tanning the Insects the Odd RAD OF
Wtsconsin Woman.


Some people make pets of BIRDS otn.
ers of dogs. cats and rats even. but
Mass Wilhelmina Enteif1an of Hart
land. Wis, has found her pets among
wasps. SAYS the Chicago Tribune. Sne
has made pets Of number OF tnese
little animals, and she Will hold
fiery little midget on the tip OF her III
tie finger as calmly as II 1t were a ny
and tell YOU all about his life history
from beginning to end. While you
fldget expecting her to be stung' sne
only smiles and goes calmly on WIN
her story. AS you watch the ii'.ie
wosn grows quiet and becomes 80 IN
offensive that you next begin 10 won
der If he won't soon look into her eye
and buzz her little song.
az have kept them for scientinc STUDY
of course" she tells you, but then
everything alive has really Its human
element, and one can't study the little
midgets as 1 have and not find II out
Ants. YOU know, are supposed to en-
brace all the wisdom Of the world.
The wasps are really quite as indus
trious as bees and certainly as wise aS
ants. You can't fool wasps. Ihey
have the sharpest eyes of any insect
IN the world. and there are any num-
Der Of other good points about them
that l might mention ana that nave
apparently escaped the observation Oh
the maxim makers. They are intelli-
gent in such an ingenious way that
thev are always amusing to watch.
! Among the facts which her observa-
lions have taught her about wasps Is
that a wasp does not sting unless II Is
angry. and it does not get angry unless
II is disturbed The reputation winch
wasps have acquired of being the most
violent tempered Of animals is' she
SAYS. entirely unwarranted.
While in charge of this number OF
wasps she fed and cared for them as
she would for other pets, and the
wasps seemed to grow into their new
manner of life and expectantly wait
for their food at the regular feeding
time.
Wasps do not make sound when
they wish to communicate with eacn
other. The long, flexible antennae
which all species of the family possess
are organs Of speech and hearing as
we'll as feeling.
The curiosity of wasps Is something
TO marvel at. When they enter room
they fly about it, buzzing over every
thing. with their feelers outstretched
examining it as II they were vitality III
terested In its construction. Their GU
riosity may be said to begin at pirth
when they snip their way out or the
paper shells In which they are Dorr
and begin to run their already Ions
antennae out and over everything tina
ia within their reach. That they learr
= TO know individuals there is no doubt
because Miss Enteman has frequently
handled wasps which upon being
touched by any one else prompt!
showed their resentment at the strang
hand by singing 1t.
Peninsula enterprise. [volume] (Accomac, Va.) 1881-1965, 1904-11-05
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.

It Is not much trouble for the wolves
to find fault with the sheep.
Always remember that a good deal
may be said on the other side.
When a husband is mean to his wife
he almost always outlives her.
Patience is one Of those things OF
which we don't get enough and every
one else gets too much.
Some people say that the cemetery
widowers take notice a good deaI
quicker than the courthouse widowers
When a girl is as cross as two sticks
at home and smiling and pleasant
downtown old fashioned women cal
her street angel"
One Of the marvels Of the age Is the
little Indignation a girl will show al
her fathers great wrongs and the
great indignation she will show at bel
lovers little ones.-Atchison Globe.
Peninsula enterprise. [volume] (Accomac, Va.) 1881-1965, 1904-11-05
He still Agreed.

Lord Justice ROmer was chancery
Judge in England for nine years before
he was raised to the appeal court. De
clsive In manner and no waster of
words, his simple 81 agree has become
famous. Lord Justice Rigby was CIV
Ing an elaborate decision one day and
happened to pause in that effective way
he had to give emphasis to point. In
an instant came In Sir Robert Romer's
sonorous II agree" to the visible dis
comflture Of Sir John Rigby. But
hadn't finished my observations" he
said and thereupon continued his judg
ment, somewhat more exhaustively. Al
length he finished. II still agree" said
Lord Justice Romer. And the appea
court rang with unaccustomed laugh
TOR
Peninsula enterprise. [volume] (Accomac, Va.) 1881-1965, 1904-11-05
A Spoiled Dtnner.

Nine. de Mazarin certainly was &C.
centric and unfortunate. according to
the memoirs of MarQuise de Crequy
She never gave a reception without
some accident happening. When she
had a supper party the kitchen was
certain to catch on fire. She gave a
grand fete champeter and in order to
make it more realistic sent for flock
Of real sheep, heifer and a shepherd
dog. The flock was to pass behind
glass screen. An unruly buck smashed
the glass, and the entire flock, with tho
heifer and dog. rushed in upon the au
dience and scattered It, Some OF thu
sheep got access to the supper table
and 80 there were no refreshments t.
speak Of