The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-02-11
THE NONPAREJL MAN

THE NONPAREJL MAN
The Opportunity OF Z Lifetime to Invest
Your Savings In Little Gold Brick Radl-
um stock-Treasury Stock Now Worth
100000 a Share, to BE Sold During Feb
ruary at Two Cents a Share to Raise
Money for Development Purposes.
Do you want to get a few shares of
stock in the Little Gold Brick Radiums
mine? 1t Is easily worth 100000 a share.
but, during February only the deyelon
ment stock will be sold for two cents on
the share. There is no question that we
have the radium ore in immense uuan-
titles, but in order to get money for de-
yelopment, a million shares of treasury
stock has been appropriated and will be-
sold to the public at the merely nominal
price of two cents After March 1 the
price will be raised to ten cents a share
If the radium deposit is tapped the stock
win easily jump to $4,000 share before
March l, as every one knows that radium
is selling In every market of the world
at $4,000, 900 pound We have the facil-
ities to turn out tons Of it, Any man
who will do a little figuring Will see
what this means. :.
Our Professor Frank A. Millington, a
graduate Of the Pittsburg Technical School
Of Practical, Theoretical and Applied Min
eralogy, has tested our ore and writes us
as follows:
Little Gold Brick Radium Company-Gents:
The ore received from you last week was as
sayed and tested in the college laboratory ut
once. The first test gave $1.5O0.OO0 radium,
to the ton. The second test gave 100000 In
radlun, with traces OF brick dust, aluminium and
Iron. l. should say that: there was every evil
-dense nee, that you have in prospect great mine.
i should like to note for myself the dip of the
ore bodies If it is you say, I do not see
how your stock at 2 cents can fail to prove
winner. Very truly yours,
Frank A. MiIlington, Phi. D., z. P. O.
Now is the time to get in on the ground
floor in the Little Gold Brick proposition.
A widow in Manistique. Mich, who in
vested So in Copper Knob in 1891, is now
worth $4,000. 1t will pay you to look
into this great opportunity.
The war in the orient recalls the rhyme:
Thrice is he armed who has his quarrel just,
But four times he who gets his blow in fust.
. The colored mans quarter at the Louis
lana exposition turnstiles will be given
social recognition.
Why hasn't Captain Mahan decided this
sea fight matter in cold type before this?
Bet anything Japan would have had that
Panama canal dug already yet.
Oranges in Arizona are ripening Re-
port from our upper forty in Minnesota
at a. m.-Nothing doing.
IT. Hearst does run for president we
predict that his popular majority will ap-
pear about as large as a fly speck looked
at thru the big end of the telescope.
The coal man came out on his porch
before breakfast, rubbered at the mer-
curry, rubbed his hands cheerfully and
remarked unctiousy as he looked at his
neighbours chimneys. They're good for at
least three months more"
Japan has handed out Quick Finish to
the Russian empire, but the car may
not see his way clear to accept it.
Russia agreed after taking on Manchuria
to evacuate the province on Oct. 8, 1909.
Japan seems to be trying to hasten the
movement a bit.
"A correspondent writes asking us to
print for him ''the dear old song'' begin
| ming:
Good-by, Annie darling break of from thy
sorrow
f., Tomorrow the parting must be-:
Id sail the seas over, I'd cross the wide ocean
Ia. sail the seas over for thee.
That is a little too modern for us. Can
any Of you young people of the vintage
Ilof 1875 or Whereabouts supply this song all
! neatly typewriter?
Farmer Ben of the Austin Transcript
| was shocked by the remark of a Chicago
school principal that Shakspere was a
tStHo ~f1 -xrvs%I
der and that he was greatly overrated.
| Farmer Ben comes to the defense of the
Bard of Avon" against his detractor
thus:
Why, the more 1 HAY read shakespear thro
all these years the more catch Oh to the wealth
| thinkin apparatus. Our gal Sarah reads him
lots, out loud durin' evenings and me and mother
just I'll up with enjoyment in hearin' him.
And. then to think that there are ignoramuses so
far destitute of common sense and brains and ap-
proclaim power Of the grand and high ana
noble and sublime in thought that they see
no beauty in the bard OF Avon. 1t just makes
me grind my teeth. l tell you the boards of
eddication and the university trustees bring
in the. whole system of eddication into con-
tempt and disrepute when they pick up such
simpletons and shallow brains and penny whist
lers and ninnies as they show up at some of our
big institutions.
It is pretty tough, but it is getting so
now that we potato diggers can send our
children to the agricultural school.
The quick and fierce work of the Japs
reminds US Of the time back in Stony
Lonesome when Shorty Hitchcock first got
his new gun. It was a little muzZle loader
and Shorty felt as proud as BlazeaWay
Bill when that wonderful scout killed two
Oneida Indians at one shot. The boys all
! swarmed around the house and wanted to
feel Of the new gun, to snap the hammer
and to fire 1t at a fence post Finally
Spot Maloney conceived a most brilliant
idea. -
ttSay, let's shoot at the hornets nest
The nest was about as large as a water
pail and was located in the peak Of the
barn under the projecting roof Shorty
was delighted with the idea, The boys
stood around breatllless he put in four
fingers of powder, ranln1ed it well down
and placed on the Wadding small hand
full of double B shot.
The noise and smoke had barely cleared
away before the air was full of yellow
! jackets. Mad! You never saw hornets SO
full Of wrath and battle as those yellow
boys were. It seemed as tho several of
them had each picked his boy beforehand
and made a bee line for him. A yen Of
dismay arose in the barnyard and every
mothers child Of them faded away like
the heroine OF a romantic novel under the
stress of some great sorrow.
That's about the way the Japs Tiled
| the Yellow sea full of war vessels when
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