The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1904-09-08
THISTLES

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tys1slaift Nopt vhsisru l'n going
marry fes.
mhetLss nas waste second term
not esysnss oE shsihsf So ef the pra
ocssr o. tar The Prsliesiiuy.
sspssr school Te.ebef-- Tommy, boz
EcaAy Lids a boys are lhsfpi T0mm
Tpsto Twe, Hhsn. No az ibe ottt
kire.
--xEsss -.Ihyslcal esliris 10 ~, spltt
sss In stliss btau'y ersfeIa. kslori
--YoE hareHa tom t,tinx them long, tsv
yps'
-.pty 10 500 thibk he'll he fsmos
Boreliaf BE pos, a., phoiosnphs o
well. Nth biz arm, folded ard looklns q
ifhsvs thihslns.
-SCatlims. taB uaelt Ebtn, whsn
MAJ nts he dpestt cafe ter monty d
mean. dst he halhtaDy .hillly fob nkir
care Of II.
Hos Cd yea escape tram the bufnin,
wrteii A, The lat moment threw Awsl
mr. life pretrstr ard s,iucs oct boldly foi
the shore.
-Yeu eem TO have iomahips laid b.
for islay day, remarked the old rooster
Yes, ay.gsiy clasfed the old hen. They
have gi.sr me 10. u duck eggs TO hatch
Hasbstt ! wlth knew where ! could
sad bnrisd utafure. VII, Never mlnd
dear I'm your uenure. Husband Yes
bet you are not buried.
Miss Angel Ard what are you doing
for your fhBeumslism' Mrs. MeFee Deed,
an don't need to do ihing for II It's
sble and wilin 10 work for Itself.
-yrt. GGdsbout-- Mrs. Platter rays she
would not keep girl who was better look
lrg tbsu herself. Mrs. TsIkabou, Well,
that explains Why abe is always without
one
Patent Medieitc Proprietor--Did that
chsp We sent The gros. Of medicine to send
usa testimonialf Secretary 10 {;
but We 20, cards Of thanks from several
OF his heirs
--Customer-wIli you warrant this gun
TO kill cat ST ten paees' Salesman Well,
81 course We can't warrsn, to ILL her alb
solu,ely. Blu, you ought TO be able to b III
hei once or twice with 1t.
--Tess- shesa professional nurse, be-
lieye. Jess-yot at all. What gave you
,bst iieAf T,sr-she remarked that she
sat up lA,t night with a sick man. Jess-
Love sick, that was sll. IL was that finance
OF hers.
-Mies-Did you ever read that wonder
iul book How to Live Hundred Years n
Gilef--Y Yes the auther was an old school
mate OF mice. Mllef-ludeed Where Is
be now' GIles--He died at the age Of thir-
iy-seyen,
Impatient Passenger (on front plat
form Why don't you order that teamster
on The track .Motorman drawing the back
OF bis hand kcross bis mouth Let him
take his time. Gee lent that fine load
Of watermelons Ee's goty
wlfe-You do not speak TO me as sfiec-
tiobately ~ you usedIto, George. think
you have ceased to love me. Husband
There you are again Ceased to love you
Why, love you better than my life. Now,
shut up and let me read my paper.
Needed Thinning 0ut.--Do you know
that Chlcago has the lowest death rate In
the worlds Yes. fused to live there and
| was often sorry II wssn't q good deal
higher.
--Amended-Mother thinks you'll make
me good wife, said the girls intended. |
Iudeed' replied the girl with the determln-
ed Jaw. You tell your mother III make
you good husband,
--Nsbels singing teacher Is a wonder
We all think so much OF him. Why Well,
Mabel seems 10 have something wrong
witbber whole voice, and he told her that
abe must not attempt to sing for 30 yeara
at least, and maybe not then.
Influential Ci,Izen-Csh't you settle
,hs, political squsbble by rendering your
good ctiicesy Campaign Mansgei-Huh
"a my good oiiiees they're lighting over.
Asked why he went to Europe every
,esr, An Amel lean author replied; ITO
get reputation 10 America =
la my plans for your rew home, says
the architect, have pro,i led for a large
eInste ri, zs Ia the hall. Don't want 1t,
asserted Mr.. Cor ,eled. What. Not . bit
Of IL. Can't take any chances on having
some one being reminded that ] used TO
drive an Ice wagon.
--Uohyslescipg Patient-ThIs bill Ia very
high. Dcetor-So was your fever. |.
--she-How ia It that widows generally
manage to marry sgsln' He-Becsuse
dead men tell no tales.
No Usc for the Auio-Mis. Johnson
| wi.h could think OF something to keep
my husband at home nights, Mrs. smith
son--GIyc him an automobile. Mrs. John.
sou--lle'd be out more than even then,
Mrs. Smllhson--No, indeed. Ny husband
got one ast week and the doctor says he
won'I b. out for six weeks.
The Professor The DoctoI You have 1
heard this rev theory, suppo,e, that eat
log meat causes sppendlclih' The Profes.
sor--Yes. DelleIously absurd, isn'tit' II
IL appendicitis that keep. half you fellows
eating meat while the rts, Of Us are getting
slong on substitutes.
--Hun,er-i bear your horse ran away
With you yesterday. Nothing
Of The sort. lie ran away, to be sure; ba, r
hat was no fsul, Of mine. | hsppen,d to
be ON his back, however, and out Of curios.
ty stayed there. Just 10 see shsre be wa,
golng, you understand.
"A Great Thing-whAt We iced row,