The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-12-14
With the Long B0u.
Eye nature,s walks. shoot ,

ONT forget provide your Santa Claus with asbestos
IL whiskers word to the wise, ETC.
Boarders at the Yale commons have been caught throw
ine bananas at the walters. Lghthearted revellers
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discussion over Velasquez in the Boston
has brought out artist by the Of Gaugengigl How
would you like to have Gaugenggl the walls OF your
drawing room? H..
Ohio bankers who adopted the Simple Life some time
explaining that empty feeling in the bank
vaults
Things are booming again Ashley, Mich The Ashley
Improvement association the local talking tee
phone exchange and proposes also to have cemetery
Dr. Ouackenbos the hypnotst says that he has
patients He told the American branch of the Society
for Psyohca Research the other night that lady brought
to him by York physician obsessed with the thought
that the Deity compos mentis young fellow ap-
piled this autumn for the OF irresistible impulse to
throw himself into the OF corpuent woman ne
and be hused off to sleep by her. He knew that this
was the thing but could not resist the impulse and
had planned escape by Of suicide. How little
know what strange bats and owls occupy the aos OF
friends
thin youth from the outskirts Beckers grocery
store Adrian the other day and bet the proprietor that he
could two dozen bananas at sitting The grocer, who
knew his Fruit took the bet and fed Il OF the largest and
rpest tropical pickles into the ank youth before his
city gave out which it did with surprising suddenness right
in the middle Of the wentysecond tidbit It will be long
day before the ank youth will to another banana
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Two Adrian Mimi, sports hunting in togs
and forgot their shells. Qua lit all the buggy and
rabbits nearly killed the dog before they got home They
agreed not to mention it, but it '4eaked.'
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farmer on a rural route Ada, Minn. is having
electric bell placed connection with his rural mall box
where is located distance from the house. The
mail rings the bell when he delivers the mail The
farmer has electric connection with his henhouse
and taught the peck electric button every
time within his jurisdiction lays egg In this way
he keeps in close touch with the egg crop. ~
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Speaking Of oriental rugs had just about decided to
buy an antique Bazoobo when the dealer spread out OF
those and silky Paooas This rather shook from
our first CHOICE and the matter became M comphcat
by very fine specimen Of the Alabazoo hanging over
chair. From this moment we were thrown into grave
doubt the production Of beautiful Waabad and
fine modern Begorravan did not tend to clear up.
We and for several days thereafter
the rug ads wavering between rich, shmmer1ng Kaue
and fine Turkish Ooapaoola neighbor who had muct
experience floor decoration recommended Gazlzzybo a.
on whole the most satisfactory and certain to IN
crease value time went The family inclined
towards antique Chuggoo with the shades OF old god
entail blue pink and old ivory it, but did not like tn
lady who had Begorravan IN about every room
in the house. told that the modern taste required that
to harmonic with the wall paper but we doubted.
Finally the rug question temporarily laid aside an
we dreamed Of something else and lived quite comfortably
=, tho Aoor "A. J. r.