The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1904-09-17
DON AIDsoNyIIIE. LA. SATURDAY SEPTEMBER 1901
TIE OFFICE soY WANTS TO KNOW

Why he didn't save time and some-
thing else by simply walking down to
the local railroad stption?
/ If it was because the trains at Belle
Alliance have different way about
I them than those which pass through
1 here?
What Virgins said when he diseov-
cred that he was just in time to be too
late !?
II anybody who happened along al
that moment would have recognized
in him She staid and pious Sunday
school superintendent of other days?
IgSt tsa % sDore likely that he bore a
striking resemblance to printer who
has just pied form:
| Whether the old saying, s'It's an i'll
! wind that blows nobody good, wasn't
exemplifed when Muidie got lift to
town as the result Of Wiggins's failure
to make connection?
How great difference there is be-
tween the person Virgins drove back
with and the one he intended to drive
back with?
IF it isn't certain that he will take
the preaution to telephone next times
How Jimmie likes his new job?
If he isn't more pleased with the title
than with the job?
IF you've noticed how ehesty he's
grown since he became mayor pro tenn?
/ Why he doesn't move TO New Or
leans and give Behrman run for his
money?
If it's true that he has rented a
| phonograph and had record made
containing nothing but the words
i ssYour Honor?
Who stRrted the rumor that Jimmie
offered to pay all expenseG If George
and Milly woald stay in ST. Louis
several months?
/ If His Honor's illness last Tuesday
was brought on by the way he over
worked himself at the session of the
city court the day before?
If Jimmie hasn't got Solomon, Paul
Leche and all the other big guns
skinned to death when it comes to dis
pensing justice?
If it isn't too bad that some peoples
sense OF humor is ingrowing? 20
Whether there isn't a very slight
distinction between sensitiVeness and
conceit in certain instances?
# everyone shouldn't pity the fell
| low who is SO peculiarly constructed
that he can't appreciate a joke?
# you've ever noticed that that kind
OF a chap is the first one to laugh when
the joke is on someone else?
II the coal man dowa the street
doesn't make frst-elass Office boy?
Why he hasn't applied for the job
somewhere
If you ever saa him buster than
where he was giving his Office shak-
ing-up Thursday morning.
What happened TO Hutchens at the
Belle Alliance house-warming?
If he didn't make mistake and
| take the affair for a foor-warming?
If ne is trying to become knock
about gymnast and butt into afuidie's
circus?
Why it is that the down-the-b bayou
young men pick out such inopportune
moments in which to do their practic-
| ing?
If it wasn't a case with Hutehens OF
divided we stand, united we falln?
How it happened that he forgot TO
turn the lady loose when the idea hit
him to do the high dive?
Il it wasn't rude of the floor to
jump up and biff him in the face that
way?
What he means by claiming to be an
astronomer merely because he hap
pened to discover a lot of new stars?
What's the matter with Gee Dee2
Why the old boy is wearing such a
woe-begone expression these days?
# you believe his explanation that
business cares are at the bottom of his
worry?
If the punch stand at the dance last
week wasn't the most sought after
spot in the hall?
If you're SURPRISED at this when the
fact is taken into consideration that
the beverage was made from a re-
cipe furnished by Joe Lafargue?
! IF the good sl5Jrits of the dancers
! were in any due TO the good spirits in
the punch?
How it happeBed that Capt. Harry
went home as soon as the flowing bow
| was put out of business?
# you don't wish you knew some Of
the thiags Tho Boy knows9
What would happen if he we're to
divulge some Of the secrets that have
come to his knowledge?
# he couldn't aunfold tales enough
to make ths ghost of Hamlet's father
| look like dummy:
How it would affect two young peo
pie if the incident Of lost letter were
given to the publie2
What a certain young rounder would
! feel like if The Boy should peacf
about his nocturnal pole climbing?
4 How several of our prominent young