The daily sentinel., 1904-03-24
SentineIetteS.
POINTS IN QUESTION

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They sat on the fence.
On that fence near the park,
On that fence, i'll the dark.
Tnev may have sat loving.
Without hardly moving,
But L IL bet the romance
Endangered his pants
For he's off on that fence
In his rhyming nonsense;
For the s'tting's unreasonable
AS barb wires unreasonable.
Recent investigation of the Nor
mons seems to have uncovered plan
for the wholesale subjugation of the
women vote of our neighboring state.
a st. Louis scientist says apples
are "A sure cure for the drink habit.
doubtless referring to the dried variety
which has no mercy after the drink
has once been taken.
That Oklahoma girl who won 10, 600
at roulette and tainted away created
no remarkable innovation, as many
people have collapsed from going up
against the same proposition.
! ADdtlit liuldus nave DGbu OIueTeu
to the front to fight fire on the mill.
| tary reservation of Fort Sill. Okla.
thus confirming the supposition that
/ the noble red man believes i'll liber-
al supply of fire water.
y Chicago judge has lust decided
that girl who wanted to marry a
Chinaman was not insane. probably
desiring to confirm the suspicion that
she is only one of the many damsels
who are out for the chink.
The supreme court of Kansas has
declared unconstitutional the libel
law passed year ago, and the press
can continue telling the truth unhin-
dered bv such imperialistic and mill
tary processes in vogue in republican
Colorado.
Truth crushed to earth will rise
again.
For so tits said. but veIy often men
Who. when it hurts. and having heard.
Will finish it bv having it inferred
A Kansas man has gone sixty days
without water, though he cannot yet
claim citizenship in this arid west,
here the only semblenoe of water in
sight is usually the tinkle of the
cracked ice against the glass.
There are many who never seem to
appreciate the gist of the expression
lit makes all the difference in the
world whose OK is goIed,' and these
fragile intellects never dare assume
the position of putting themselves in
the other fellows place.
She bought an automocoat,
And wore an automoveil-
An automoscarf round her troat
Quite captured an automomale.
Twas long time ago that this auto
Mobilious couple did mate;
Another auto he has been taught to
Humbly perambulate.
Menelik of Abyssinia may have
been more picturesque than polite in
sending hyena to the white house,
but he certainly had a mind for the
eternal fitness of things in believing
it is entitled to exhibition along with
the republicn elephant placed there
some time ago.
Peabody. with customary alacrity,
is preserving his dignity again.
Claiming that Telluride miners only
had recourse in injunction, since they
have been granted it. has fallen back
on his Bell-boy in the preservation
process, for
A cheerful duck is Sunny jim.
With artfnl wiles. excuses slim,
Plays to those who own HIM.
And of course
Believes in force
To save the friends of Sunny Jim.
Boston court has ruled that man
who is ''full'' is not drunk. but out
here in the untutored west when one
gets boozy. ginned, swilled, lushed.
swigged. soaked. corned. ribbed, sosh-
ed, tippled. bibled. soused. gu. zed,
fuddled, fuzzled. tipsv, groRgy beerv,
whitfield. tight. primed. raddled, |
sewed up, teaed mp, piped. mudded. |
crapulous. stopped or screwed up, he |
is lingering on the ragged edge of be-
ing intoxicated or inebriated. thu ugh
perhaps the ''oil of joy IF the Hub
produces different effect from 'front.'
ier coffin varnish.
A lovely, winsome, pretty pearl.
Is often called "a duck of girl''- |
Suppose she should say whene er she
can.
'Oh, he's perfect drake of man.
Sometimes she does. but you often see