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The daily tribune., 1904-01-28
ExTRAvAGANT FUNERALS.
Senators and Congressman Forget
They Are Common People.

The funeral OF the Illinois congress
man recently was another example
of the government extravagant ex-
pepditure. Its exact cost has not yet
been added up, but as Illinois is quite
distance from Washington. it was
probably at least 81, GOO. Whenever a
congressman dies it is deemed
Courtesy to vote public money for
an destinations eave.taking. A com
inittee of ten to twenty members is
the dead man from Washington to his
former home. They charter Pull
man car and buffet. stock it witt,
provisions. every necessity and luxury.
then fill up the rest of the car with
reporters, and others who wish to take
free ride. Champagne and whisky
are always on hand in great abuId.
auce, and as they are free to all. they
are partaken of with avidity. On
many occasions the committee has ar
rived at its destination in a disinantled
and demoralized condition, with sew.
eral of the members SO intoxicated
that they could not participate in the
funeral. Sometimes the committee is
equipped throughout with new silk
hats at the expense of the government
and on rare occasions waterproof coats
| have been added, to eusure comfort
A senator gave your correspondent one
of the cigars freely handed out on one
of these solemn picuics. 1t was,
/ very appropriately, the color of gold,
and it was enclosed in little cut
glass vial like a vial of altar of rose.
with dainty silk ribbon around its
neck. Hundreds of these cigars are
smoked ON one of these junkets
Sometimes $l5. 900 or $50, 900 or even
more is spent on ono of these occasions
and, on returning the committee has
| freque ltly left their dead comrade' s
family behind in state of destitu
ton Col. Dick Wright. sergeant-at
arms, of the senate under Cleveland
and McKinley, made enemies in both
parties because he refused to furnish
champagne and whisky free
! Hearst's funeral is said to have cost
$25. 600, as there were several Pull
mans, costing $40 day each and
fares for eighteen passengers in each
car.
The daily tribune., 1904-01-28
Stomach Trouble.

II have been troubled with my
stomach for the past four years, - says
d. l.. Beach of Glover Nook Farm,
Greenfield, Mass. "A few days ago
l was induced TO buy box OF Cham
berlain's Stomach and Liver Tablets.
l have taken part of them and feel q
great deal BETTER If you have any
trouble with your stomach try a box
of these Tablets. You are certain to
be pleased with the result. Price 20
cents. For sale by all druggists.
The daily tribune., 1904-01-28
Head About to Burst From Severe
Bilious Attack.

II had severe bilious attack and
felt Ii re my head WAS about to burst
when 1 got hold of free sample CT
Ohamberlain's Stomach and Liver
Tablets. I took a dose of them after
supper and the next day felt like q
new man aud have been feeling happy
ever SINCE says Mr.. j. W. Smith
Of Juliff, Texas. For biliousness,
stomach troubles and constipation
these Tablets have no equal. Price
IS cents For sale by all druggists.
The daily tribune., 1904-01-28
Denver to Mint Minor Coins.

Washington. Jan. 2S-The senate
has extended to the mints at Denver,
San Francisco and New Orleans the
privilege of coming minor coins; es.
tablisbing life. saving station al
Nome, Alaska; granting 90. 600 acres
of public land in the states of Idaho
and Wyoming for the maintenance OF
soldiers homes.
The daily tribune., 1904-01-28
For Young Men.

You don't write home every month
but your parents and relatives are al
ways too glad to get the news from
the neighborhood in which you re-
side. Sendthem the Weekly Tribune
six for months or year. If
The daily tribune., 1904-01-28
Bilious Collie Prevented.

Take dou BILE dose of Cham berlain s
Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy
as soon as the first indication of the
disease appears and threatened at.
tack may be warded off. Hundreds
of people use tie remedy in this way
with perfect success. For sale by all
druggists.
The daily tribune., 1904-01-28
Be Quick.

Not a minute should be lost when
child shows symptoms of Group.
Chamberlain Cough Remedy given
as soon as the child becomes hoarse,
or even after the croupy cough ap-
pears will prevent the attack. 1t
never fails, and is pleasant and safe
to take. For sale by all druggists.
The daily tribune., 1904-01-28
For a Bad Cold.

II you have a bad cold you need a
good reliable medicine like Chamber
lains Cough Remedy to loosen and
relieve it, and to allay the irritation
and Inflammation of the throat and
lungs. For sale by all druggists. Hs
The daily tribune., 1904-01-28
Notice

will sell Mt public auction on
February Sth, 1904, at 2 p m. at my
warehouse. ore old style square
piano, same has been stored by l.. f,
Tyler for the Columbine Music Co.
and owners having failed to pay
storage charges on same. Florence
Transfer and Storage Co.
%. 35 e. R. Millar.
The daily tribune., 1904-01-28

Mr.. VIM. S. Crane, of California,
Nd, suffered for years from rheuma.
tam and lumbsgo. he was finally
sdvised TO. try Chamberlain Pain
Balm. which he did and it effected n
complete cure. For sale by all drug
sists.
The daily tribune., 1904-01-28
Rubber Stamps,

The Tribune is prepared to furnish
them GU short notice. Gall and see
samples of type and leave your order.
The Tribune also furnishes corporate
seals, stock ledgers, stock certificates,
etc. az Denver prices tt
The daily tribune., 1904-01-28

When you want II pleasant purga'
tive try Chamberlain Stomach and
Liver Tablets. They are easy to
take and produce no nausea, gripping
or other disagreeable effect. For sale
by all druggists
The daily tribune., 1904-01-28

When you want pbysio that ia
inlld and gentle, easy to take and GER
tain to act, always use Chamberlain's
Stomach and Liver Tablets. For sale
by all druggists.
The daily tribune., 1904-01-28

The attitude of the department
clerks at Washington is not one of
resignation in any sense since the half
hour per day was added onto their
stint.
The daily tribune., 1904-01-28

W M. Siepp. who was arrested
Monday for having stolen a team from
Mr.. Leyll, had his preliminary at
Canon City, and was released. He
was not the man who took the team.
The daily tribune., 1904-01-28
Classified Advertisements.
WAN E o

WANTED-A young girl to assist IN house
family Address Mrs s. t. Higgins, FLORENCE
Enln 22-21
The daily tribune., 1904-01-28

The new well of the United Oil
Co No 1916, opened few days ago on
the Coal Greek road is pumping 10
barrels per day.
The daily tribune., 1904-01-28

The Denver News this morning
contained the pictures of the board
of managers of the grand circle,
Women of Woodcraft. among which
was an excellent likeness of Mrs.
Clara 2. Hillix. of this city.
The daily tribune., 1904-01-28
TO RENT

WY Observation-Disclosures and woman for
w general work. Apply at Lennox '2S-3o
The daily tribune., 1904-01-28

The Jubilee singers that appear at
the opera house tonight and tomorrow
night arrived today Oh time.
The daily tribune., 1904-01-28
!. Purely Personal .
Mrs. Frank Cook is sufYerint

III
Mrs. Frank Cook is suffering
from AN attack Of pneumonia.
Mrs. Bennecke returned from
Denver yesterday where she has been
visiting her mother.
Rev 8. H. Kikbride WAS over
from Delta today renewing acquatn-
tances. He il on his way to Denver.
Miss Minnie Hunt went to Den.
yer today 20 hear Mime. Patti sing
tonight. She expects to go on home
for brief visit.
e. o. Blair, of the Trinidad
Chronicle News, was in the city to-
day looking after business and made
this office brief call
DR.. Sheridan has sold fifty tickets
to the Schumann entertainment
The l. o. r. NJ. will give mas.
querade ball on February 90 at Nor
gan hall 1928
Miss King. Mrs. Ludt and her guest
from Denver. drove to Canon today
to visit the penitentiary.
The Jubilee singers that appear at
the opera house tonight and tomorrow
night arrived today Oh time.
The new well of the United Oil
Co No. 325, opened few days ago on
the Coal Greek road is pumping 10
barrels per day.
The attitude of the department
clerks at Washington is not one of
resignation in any sense since the half
hour per day was added onto their
stint.
W M. Siepp. who was arrested
Monday for having stolen team from
Mr.. Leyll, had his preliminary at
Canon City, and was released. He
was not the man who took the team.
The Denver News this morning
contained the pictures of the BOARD
of managers of the grand circle.
Women of Woodcraft, among which
was an excellent likeness of Mrs.
Clara 2. Hillix, of this city.
The members of Salome Rebekah
lodge will give an entertain ment to
members only OF tomorrow evening in
Union hall. 1t being the fifth Friday
night there will be no lodge All
members are urged to be present.
The American Order of Protection
will give social entertainment to-
night at their hall to which all the
mates and ladies are requested to be
present. Refreshments will be
served and general good time is
anticipated
After several weeks of rest from
the regular rehearsals the Presbyter-
ian choir will again begin its work
Friday evening at 1880. Attendance
of all it's members is desired as i'm
portant business is to be considered.
At 8:l5 the new Easter cantata,
"Cross and Crown will be taken up
for Introductory study. The recent
success of the cantata, Bethlehem. {"
has encouraged the choir to undertake
the rendition of another about Easter
time.
Denver to Mint Minor Coins.
Washington. Jan. 2S-The senate
has extended to the mints at Denver,
privilege of coming minor coins; es-
tablisbing a life, saving station at
Nome, Alaska granting 90. 600 acres
of public land in the states of Idaho
and Wyoming for the maintenance of
soldiers homes.
Birthday Party.
Tuesday night a merry crowd of
little folks gathered at the home of ri
Shank to celebrate his twelfth birth.
day. After INDUCING in numerous
games, an appetizIng lunch was served
The daily tribune., 1904-01-28

The members of Salome Rebekah
lodge will give an entertainme to
members only OF tomorrow evening in
Union hall. 1t being the fifth Friday
night there will be no lodge. All
members are urged to be present
The daily tribune., 1904-01-28

| V,O RENT-Nice, clean front rooms, single or
| i en- suite. Prices to SUIT the times. Jack
block. lo-5S
The daily tribune., 1904-01-28
Titan of
Chasns

The Grand Canyon Of Arizona. The
great round world has nothing
like it. Comfortably reached by
rail on the way to California, any
day in the year. Excellent hotels
and safe trails.
Titan of Chasms" pamphlet
mailed free-or send SOC for beau.
tiful Grand Canyon book with
illuminated cover, containing
special articles by noted travellers
authors and scientists. Address
General Passenger Office, Atchi-
son, Topeka Il Santa Fee Railway
Chicago.
The daily tribune., 1904-01-28

The American Order of Protection
will give social entertainment to-
night at their hall to which all the
mates and ladies are requested to be
present. Refreshments will be
served and general good time is
anticipated
The daily tribune., 1904-01-28

ITO RENT--Furnished rooms, steam heat
electric light and bath 81 week and up
Also furnished rooms for light housed coping at
AS west Main. Inquire of Mrs A. G. Callahan,
California Restaurant. '2l-26
The daily tribune., 1904-01-28

Miss King. Mrs. Ludt and her guest
from Denver. drove to Canon today
to visit the penitentiary.
The daily tribune., 1904-01-28

ITO RENT or 10 nice rooms over the Big
| Store, steam heat, bath, electric light.
Apply at Big Store. S3-tf
The daily tribune., 1904-01-28

nor SALE--All furniture, DINING room and
II Kitchen utencils. inquire of Mrs. L. X
White over Lewis Yost's. sitf.
The daily tribune., 1904-01-28

nor SALE-Nicely furnished block of 10
L rooms. At bargain IT sold soon. Inquire
at the Jack block 1879
The daily tribune., 1904-01-28

The l. o. r. NJ. will give mas
querade ball on February 90 at Nor
gan hall. 1928
The daily tribune., 1904-01-28

nor SALE OR TRADE-About 90 acres 20
L nice farming land near Portland Cement
Works under the new Portland ditch. for sale
cheap or to trade for improved city property
If james A. McCandless.
The daily tribune., 1904-01-28

7 oST-Black and white plush lap robe Re
POPS
The daily tribune., 1904-01-28

nor SALE-A quiet buggy horse. buggy. and
L harness cheap. Apply at this Office "l+-ls
The daily tribune., 1904-01-28

no RENT-lU7 cast Main, 6 room house, mod
ern. Apply to Mrs. Crouch. 22-2
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1904-03-10

There is more Catarrh in this section of the
country than all other diseases put together,
and until the last few years was supposed to
be fneurable. Fer q great many years doctors
pronounced it @ local disease and prescribed
local remedies, and by constantly failing to
cure with local treatment, pronounced It in
durable. Science has proven Cstarrh to be a
constitutional disease and therefore requires
constitutional treatment. Halls Catarrh
Cure. manufactured by F. J. Cheney Il Co.,
Toledo, Ohio, is ths only constitutional ours
on the market. 1t is taken internally In doses
from 10 drops to q teaspoonful. 1t acts direct
ly on the blood and mucous surfaces OF the
system. They offer one hundred dollars for
any case 1t fails to cure. Send for circulars
aud Testimonials. Address F.. ]. CHENEY &
Co., Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists, TIC.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1904-03-10
A MYSTERY OF o
Orders from No One Knows Wher,
Obeyed to the Letter.

Orders from No One Knows Where
Obeyed to the Letter.
Things sometimes happen In Indis
which puzzle even those who have
made a lifelong study Of Indian mat.
tiers. ~Tree-daubins and weilpcison.
ing are well known, and a very re
markable movement, which has lately
been taking place in Behar, must bs
added to the list.
A strange order was circulated some
weeks back in the district that for the
space OF 2h days sons should not look
on their fathers. nor fathers on their
sons, and that IL the order were dis.
obeyed the time would be extended to
2A months.
Only Hindus were affected, and even
they could not, or would not, say
whence the order emanated. Thou.
sands Of individuals Immediately left
their villages. to the serious detriment
OF local business.
1t all seems YER funny and childish.
but those who know India well seldom
treat such incidents lightly. For these
queer waves Of underground excite
ment" indicate that there are millions
In India still who can be waved BY
mysterious agencies over which even
a government such as ours has no con,
troll, and to which it can sometimes
ind no sort of clew.-King.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1904-03-10
Trampling RebeIIious Spirits,

Should a Korean girl die before
marriage her life has been a failure.
since she has never been under the
rule Of a lord Of creation" Were she
to be buried in the family cemetery on
the hillside her unruly spirit would
cause trouble among the ancestors. so
a hole is dug in one of the great
highways and her remains are depos-
tied therein without ceremony. 1t is
believed that as travellers pass day
by day over the grave they will tram
pie her unruly spirit into subsection.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1904-03-10
LATEST FASHION IN DOGS.
London Women Paying Extravagani
Prices for Little Pets.

Londen Women Paying ~Extravaaani
Prices for Little Pets.
The fashion In dogs changes SC
quickly nowadays that 1t is dificult to
know what particular breed Is "fn. =
ladies' are the chief movers in the
matter Of canine modes, and the pro
verbal feminine fckleness causes
much trouble to the dog dealers, who
are suddenly called upon to supply an
unexpected demand for some hither
to neglected breed.
A short time ago. for instance, Jana.
nese pugs were all the rage; before
then the ugly little Belgian grifons
elbows and schipperkes. Now 1t ha,
been rumored that the fashion O,
Charles IFS time Of carrying "arm
dogs" which has been revived by one
of the leading London actresses. will
create a new demand for miniature
species.
One novelty is the Cuban poodle. a
tiny dog about the size Of a small toy
terrier, but with the characteristics OF
a poodle and shaved as such.
1t Is scarcely likely that the Cuban
poodle will become fashionable for
seme time yet. as there are only q few
specimens of the breed in England
London Mail.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1904-03-10
HOW TWO BEAUTIFUL WOMEN ESCAPED
DREAD GATARRA by use OF PE-RU-NA.
Catarrh Robs Women of Health and Beauty.
Peruna Makes Women Healthy and Beautiful
Miss Amanda ] Johnson, Fairchild, Wis, writes:

Miss Amanda Johnson, Fairchild, Wis, writes:
81 write to tell you how much Peruna benefited me. For
q number of years / had pain in my head around my eyes,
and l thought it was because my eyes needed treatment, SO l
went to an oculist and had glasses fitted to my eyes aud
wore them for some time, but felt no relief whatever. In
fact, l felt worse than before, and came to the conclusion
that the trouble was not with my eyes, but with my head
and that it must be catarrh. As SO many of my friends had
used Peruna with benefit for this trouble, 1 thought / would
try it. / was not sorry that l did so, for in a short timeI
began to improve, and in four weeks my eyes were in splen-
did condition, my general health was much improved and all
the catarrh of the head was gone. l was glad to get rid Of
this trouble, and am glad to endorse such a good medicine
as Peruna Miss Amanda Johnson.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1904-03-10
An Accommodating Concuctor

81 was travelling up in Canada, Just
over the border Of New York state.
this last summer" said the talkative
drummer, when, just as the train
was about ready to pull out of the
station. a negro ran up excitedly.
key. there:' he shouted to the
conductor, who was singing out All
aboard Mr.. Martin says would you
hold the train till he kin change his
clothes, and he'll be along in a few
sinutes?
For sure said the conductor. In
I matter-of-fact way. And we waited
for FIVE minutes before Mr.. Martin
turned up IN his wedding rsiment."
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1904-03-10
Miss Flora Hauser.

Many a girl has regained her faded
beauty. many a matron has heightened the
days OF her comely appearance by using
Peruna.
Peruna produces clean mucous mem
branes, the basis Of facial symmetry and
a perfect complexion.
The women have not been slow to dis.
cover that a course of Peruna will do
more toward restoring youthful beauty
than all the devices known to science.
While it is true that Peruna cures ca
tarrh wherever located, yet it is advisable
for everyone to use Peruna as a preventive
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1904-03-10
ofWomen Cured by Pe-ru-na
Of Annoying Catarrh.

II r. HARTMAN has probably done
~ more than any other physician to-
ward popularizing a means of escape from
the facial deformities, such as watery eyes.
twisted nose, offensive breath, dry cracked
lips. due to the ravaging effects of catarrh.
He has made chronic catarrh a lifelong
study. His remedy, popularity known as
Peruna, is the most famous remedy for
catarrh in existence.
Probably there is not a man or woman,
boy or girl, within the bounds of the
United States that has not heard of Pc
runa. By far the largest majority have
used Peruna.
The multitude of people that have been
cured of chronic catarrh by using Peruna
can never be lnown.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1904-03-10
Human Naxure

"Mike" said Flooding Pete, what
would you do If 0 was to wake up
an find yourself a railway presidents"
4 dunno" answered Meandering
Mike. Human nature is human ma.
ture. s'pose I'd git mercenary an
begin to worry about all de rides I've
been beatin' de company out Of"
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1904-03-10

This is a remarkable offer the John A.
Salxer Seed Co., La Crosse, Wis.,, makes.
They will send you their big plant and
seed c~atalog, together with enough seed
to grow
1000 fine solid Cabbages.
1000 delicious Carrots,
1900 Branching, nutty Celery,
1900 rich, buttery Lettuce,
1000 splendid Onions,
1000 rare, luscious Radishes,
1000 gloriously brilliant Flowers.
This great offer is made in order to in.
duce you to try their warranted seeds
for when you once plant them you win
grow no others, and
ALL o BUT Ice. POSTAGE,
providing you win return this notice, and
l. you will send them 2Oc. in postage, they
will. ad psr 70 the s60xe q package q the ia
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1904-03-10

and not wait until catarrh has fastened it.
self in some part of the system.
Peruna acts quickly and benefcially OF
the iniamcd mucous membranes lining
The different organs of the body. Thus
it will cure catarrh wherever located.
If you do not derive prompt and s~atisfac-
tory results from the use Of Peruna, write
at once to DR.. Hartman, giving a full state
ment of your case and he will be pleased to
give you his valuable advice gratis.
Address DR.. Hartmann, President of
The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus,
Ohio.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1904-03-10

So named because so acres produced so
heavily, that its proceeds built a lovely
home: See Salzer's catalog. Yielded in
1903 in Ind. Isl bu.. Ohio 16o bu., Tenn.
90 bu., and in Mich. 220 bu. per acre.
You can beat this record in 1904.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THESE yIELps
e ACRE?
40 Blu. Beardless Barley per acre.
$40 blu. Salzer's New National Oats per A.
80 Blu. Salzer Speltz aud Maearoni Wheat.
900 bu. Pedigree Potatoes per acre
IL tons of rich Billion Dollar Grass Hay.
e0, 900 lbs. Victoria Rape for ~sheep-per A.
l6o, 900 lbs. Teosinte, the fodder wonder.
1900 lbs. SalSer's Superior Fodder Corn
rich, juicy fodder, per A.
Now, such yields you can have, Mr..
Farmer; in 1908, if you viii plant Salzer's
seeds. fA.C.L.1
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1904-03-10

Gracious" sighed Mr.. De Spepsey.
81 wish 1 could acquire an appetite"
"FOr goodness sake!" ex elaimed his
wife. what do you want with an APP
petite? 1t would only give you more
Press.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1904-03-10

Reeder-"Scott said a clever thing
to-day; said that luck is a good bit
like lightning; for it seldom strikes
twice in the same place" Heeder-
Yes, and as a rule neither of them
needs to.'-Pennsylvania Punch Bowl.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1904-03-10
The Erect of sleepinx in Cars

Is The contracting of cold. which often
results seriously to the lungs. Never neg
lect a cold, but take in time Taylor's Cher
okee Remedy OF Sweet Gum and Mullein-
natures great cough medicine.
At druggists, 25c., soc. and 81 90 . bottle.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1904-03-10
Satisfied.

"a Virginia has thirteen
sons, each Of whom is six feet tall"
Il should think she'd feel supersti.
tious about It,"
We'll, l guess she doesn't feel su.
perstitious enough 20 want another"
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1904-03-10

Piso's Cure annot be too highly spoken OF
as q cough cure.-J. w. O'BR1EN, S23 Third
Avenue, N. Minneapolis, MIMI, Jan. 8. 1900.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1904-03-10

II. 81. GREENS SoNs, OF Atlanta, Ca, are
the only successful Dropsy Specialists in the
world. See their liberal offer in advertise
pent in another column of this paper. Il
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1904-03-10

FlTSpermanently cured. No fits or nervous
ness after first days use of DR.. Kline's Great
NerveRestorer. s2trialbottleand treatisefree
DR.. X. h. KLINE, Ltd, 931Arch ST.. Phils. Pa
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1904-03-10
Proper Caper,

Smith-Brown is certainly DONG his
duty as a parent.
Jones-How's that?
Smith-He's trying his bost to bring
up his children in the way he should
have gone.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1904-03-10

Mrs. winslow's SoothiDg Syrup for children
teething, soften the gums, reduces infamma-
ton allays pain ,cureswind collie. 25c. abottle
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1904-03-10
Queer Freak of Nature.

A freak Of nature in the shape CT a
,alf with two heads two necks. three
,ackbones and two tails was born in
Clover, VT, recently.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1904-03-10

PUTNAM FADELEss Dyes do not stain
the hands or spot the kettle, except green
and purple.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1904-03-10

A physician in Germany has discovered
a method of obliterating wrinkles.