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New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1904-10-26
Divorce In New Guinea.

There is no need Of divorce courts in
New Guinea. When a woman becomes
weary Of her husband she simply
leaves him and goes back to her moth
er. When husband tires of his wife
he simply hits her over the head with
paddle, and if not killed outright she
is certainly made to realize that she is
no longer wanted. When a t'divorced''
woman marries again her former hus-
band rallies all his friends and con
duets war dance in front Of her new
home. This ceremony, however, is not
as ugly as it looks. Its purpose is not
to kill anybody, but simply to satisfy
the grass widows honor.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1904-10-26
Fruit at the Breakfast Table.
Nature Provides is own remedies,
which, if used judiciousIy, insure
perfeef health at all tines.

Aside from the pleasure of eating sea-
sonable fruits before beginning the first
meal of the day, this custom has ,1ndoubt-
eddy arisen from the well known fact that
nearly all fruit and more particularly
plums and PRUNES contain natural lax
alive principles which act directly on thu
stomach and bowels.
Constipation, that dread and trouble
some complaint which is undoubtedly
the basic cause of nine-tenths Of the dys-
pepsia, indigestion. biliousness, ETC., so
prevalent among our people today, and,
which if neglected, surely leads to more
complicated and serious organic diseases,
too far advanced, can be absolutely cured
by the judicious use of the modern 1axa-
tive and cathartic California Prune Waf-
erS.
They are not patent medicine in the
| ordinary sense of the word. being COM
pounded from fresh California Prunes,
which every intelligent person knows is
truly natures laxative.
| A dainty little wafer, always the same,
compounded in highly concentrated
form from fresh California Prunes, they
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1904-10-26
How 1t Struck Him.

A writer in the Chicago Record-Her-
aid tells Of city automobile on a
rampage that skipped the sidewalk
and took a header into a basement,
turning a few somersaults and finally
stopping with its wheels in the air re-
volving and sputtering The old cob
bier was found damned into a corner
Of the shop, unhurt, but dazed. "What
did you think it was?" his rescuers
asked. II fought" he gasped, dot
vas customer vat vas mad apout hees
shoesr'
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1904-10-26
AN INSECT MENU.
Every Item Thereon Long Known

Every Item Thereon Long Known
and Esteemed by Epicures.
Here is typical insect menu of
which no one need be afraid to par
take, since every item has been known
and esteemed by insect eaters for gen
ago, according to Pearson's Weekly,
at the table of a rich London epicure.
who is also an enthusiastic advocate
of an insectarian dietary:
Green Caterpillar Soup.
Fried Locust with Wood Louise Sauce.
Curried Cockchafers.
Wasp Grubs Baked in the Comb.
Stag Beetle Larvae on Toast.
Moths Baked in Batter.
Deviled Wireworms.
Grasshoppers au Gratin.
The green caterpillars that compose
the soup feed entirely upon vegetables,
and mostly upon particular vegetables
most relished by man, such as cab
bage and lettuce.
In appearance the soup itself is not
unlike clear turtle, Whit its flavor is
delicious.
The Iocusts, which constitute the sec
ond course, have, as every one is
aware, been esteemed by gormands
the world over and from the remotest
antiquity. "Eat ye the locust after his
kind is the Biblical Injunction, and
we know that John the Baptist is re-
corded as having lived for some con-
siderable time upon 'locusts and wild
honey"
There are of course many ways Of
preparing them. They can be fried aft
er their legs and wings have been
plucked off, which was, as matter of
fact, the process adopted in this par
ticular instance, or they may be pow
dered and baked into cakes or curried
or boiled, turning red, like Holsters, in
the process.
The wood louise sauce if properly
made with fresh butter, -four, milk,
pepper and salt will be found fully
equal to shrimp, which it much resem-
bles in taste Indeed the wood louise,
although he lives on land, is first cous-
in to that much relished crustacean.
Cockchafers, curried Or otherwise,
are delicious if selected of servicea-
BILE size and plumpness. So, too, are
their grubs when full grown. They
should then be at least two inches in
length and fat in proportion and may
be eaten uncooked, like oysters, or
stewed in milk
Perhaps, however, the most tooth
some of all insect delicacies is that
which comes forth on our ''menu of
the day." wasp grubs baked in the
comb. These grubs have been fed by
their parents on a saccharine fluid
| composed Of fruit and vegetable juices
and are simply tiny balls Of sugary
fat possessing a favor as exquisite as
it is unique. No one who has once
| tasted them will ever again be sur.
| prised at the preference shown by fish
for this particular grub when used as
a bait.
The stag beetle larva is of course
identical with the cossus, which the
old Roman epicures used to fatten fol
their table upon -four and wine. The
| sixth course should be served steamine
hot, since there is no more appetizing
| odor than that emanating from g
| plump baked moth.
| Deviled wireworms are eaten in the
form of paste, spread upon sippets Of
toasts, and taste not unlike anchovies
when treated in similar fashion.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1904-10-26
Monkeys and Maepies.

Monkeys and magpies are bad math-
ematicians. Neither can count be-
You'd four, and the men who make it
their business to catch them profit by
this knowledge Five or six men
march openly toward the animal and
then hide themselves. A short time
after four men come out into the open
and go away. The animals, believing
all have gone, are readily caught by
those who remain.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1904-10-26
Had Them All.

A we'll known writer of humorous
prose and verse was talking with a
bibliomaniac when the latter said: ssBy
Of American authors. I want to add
your first book to my collection Have
you any copies Of the first edition?'
EYES," answered the author ST have
all of them.''-C Critic.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1904-10-26
Order to Examine Accounts, Etc.
STATE OF MINNESOTA
County of Brown. %
iT- Droto4n TN,,rt

County of Brown. IS
In Probate Court.
Special Term, October 18th, 1904.
In the matter of the estate of George
Dietz deceased.
On reading and fling the petition of
Dorothea Vetter as Executrix of the
estate. of George Dietz deceased, rep
resenting among other things, that she
has fully administered said estate, and
praying that time and place be fixed for
examining and allowing the final account
of her administration, and for the assign
ment of the residue of said estate to the
parties entitled thereto by law;
It is ordered, that said account be ex-
anined and petition heard, by the Judge
of this Court, on the 10th day of November
A. d. 1904, at 10 o'clock AM, at the Probate
Office in the Court House, in the City of
New U1m, in said County.
And it is further ordered, that notice
thereof be given to all persons interested
by publishing copy of this order once in
each week for three successive weeks
prior to said day of hearing in the New
Ulm Review, weekly newspaper, printed
and published at the City of New U1m in
said county.
Dated New U1n1, Mimi, October 18th, A
D. 1904.
By the Court:
(SeaD S. A. GEORGE,
4244 Judge of Probate
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1904-10-26
Pressed For Money.

eOh, Henry exclaimed his wife as
she threw her arms rapturously about
his neck, 81 do love you so! Don't for
get to leave me $40 when you go to
town this morning, will you, dear?"
'sAnd this" muttered Henry, softly
disengaging himself from her fond
embrace this is what you might call
being hard pressed for money"
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1904-10-26
A Serious Prospect,

"Just think Of what it is to have no
home" said the man who was asking
for Is cents.
That's just what am thinking of, !"
answered Mr.. Meekton. my wife is
going to clean house again very soon''
Washington Star.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1904-10-26
Wanted Them Nice.

Tommy-Tm going to begin vulgar
fractions tomorrow, ma. Mother You
shall do nothing of the kind, Tommy.
You shall study the most refined frac-
tons they have in the school,
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1904-10-26

1t is a blessing for the happy home
that husbands and wives do not al
ways know exactly what each thinks
If the other, Chicago Journal.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1904-10-26
Thrice Blest.

"a pair of deaf and dumb lovers
ought to consider themselves fortu-
nate"
why so?'
''Why, they can sit down in the mid
die Of the largest crowd and have a
nice, quiet talk. New Orleans Times
Democrat
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1904-10-26
No Longer In Commercial Life.

Mr. Guy-Doesn't it make you feel
sad when you think how many Of your
former patients lie buried here? DR..
Quickly-Indeed it does! There is no
more money to be got out Of any one
of them.-Boston Transcript
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1904-10-26
Too True.

George What can be more sickening
than to see another fellow making love
TO girl? Harry To see another fell
low making love to your girl.-Town
Topics
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1904-10-26
His Cynical Theory.

Father said the small boy, "why
do they call speech made at ban
Quet toast?''
my son. was the answer, ut Is
probably because it is SO dry
change.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1904-10-26

are a natural dissolvent, acting on the
contents of the stomach and bowels and
not on the organs themselves.
They regulate the Liver and Stomach,
Cleanse the System and Purify the Blood ),
Cure all Bowel Troubles, Biliousness, Bad
Breath, Bad Blood. Wind on the Stomach
Bloated Bowels, Foul Mouth, Indigestion r
Pimples and Dizziness.
Every household should have its family
package of CALIFORNIA PRUNE WA
FERS, and at the first signs of approach
ing illness or when under the weather,
take a couple of waters, and the doctors
bills will soon be much smaller than they
are now.
You can eat what you please if you fol-
low each meal with a CALIFORNIA
PRUNE WAFER. which quickly dissolves
the.most indigestible food, and helps to
carry it through and out of the system in
a gentle and healthful manner, without
the slightest pain, gripping or nausea. 100
Waters for Csc. Irving Drug Co., Sole Pro
prietors, Philadelphia, Pa.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1904-10-26

When man goes into the kitchen to
help his wife she has to drop every
thing and wait on him.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1904-10-26
THE HOME OF v1NoL
To Weak Peop1e:-

II you are thin, pale, Lack energy,
suffer with Indigestion, nervousness and
irritabi1ity, cannot sleep, and have no
appetite, guarantee that Vinol Will
make for you rich, red blood and restore
your health and strength. If you Will
try Vinol and it does not help you, We
agree to return your money. This SHOWS
our faith and Fairness. Will you try itf
Respectfully,
e. A. PFEFFELE, Druggist.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1904-11-02
Canada's Gold.

Thereport OF the Geological Survey
of Canada for the last year. recently
issued. shows that since 1896 upward
of $97, 100000 worth of gold has
been shipped out of the Canadian
Yukon. The propuction of the pre-
cious metal in this district amounted
to only few hundred thousand dol.
lars worth eight years ago. In 1900
it had leaped to $22,O00,00O, but
since that record year it has steadily
declined several millions each year,
until last year the production
amounted to $12,25O,OO0.
1t is stated that practically all this
gold has been taken out of the won
derfully rich claims contained in
about half dozen creeks in the
Klondike district, and the decreasing
production of this wealth Is largely
attributed to the exhaustion of the
hest deposits. Although production
is apparently decreasing, it is shown,
on the other baud, that mining acti.
witty in the Yukon is increasing. Ma
chinery is being extensively introduc-
ed tor mining operations, with the re-.
! suit that abandoned claims and low
grade gravels are being now worked
with a good degree OF profit.
1t would seem from the present con.
dition of things in the Yukon that
the day when the placer miner, with
his pan, could in brief space of time
secure vast fortune, is now thing
of the past. The Yukon is experience
ing theconditions that resulted to all
other mining countries, and capital.
lists are now coming forward and ar,
acquiring the property and securing
the wealth of gold which only requires
scientific development of the mines to
successfully produce. The cost OF
mining in the Yukon is consequently
being greatly reduced as we'll as the
output of gold
Attention is drawn to the fact that
until a water supply system is estab-
lished in the Yukon mining district
economical mining cannot be carried
on.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1904-11-02
Vermont Farming a Prosperous
Business

The lot of the Vermont farmer at
this season of the year is one not only
to think about, but it is one that
many so styled prosperous business
man In the city might envy. To-day
| the Vermont farmer can make up his
Dill OF fare from potatoes, tomatoes,
oeets, parsnips, celery, sweetcorn,
shell beans, onions. squash, peppers
and cabbageS among che vegetables.
For fruit be can have apples, the
quality OF which is not eoualled else
where plumbs and possibly grapes,
pears and blackberries. He need not
be saving of the cream he eats on his
rich and nourishing baked sweet
apples, for it has not cost him so
cents quart, the price in the city.
vi pastry his apple, squash and GUS
tard pies are made OF home grown
products, while his meat in this in
stance may consist of we'll fattened
rooster of the season or some tender
bacon, ham or corned beef of his own
raising or curing. The farmer of YER
mont has far better food and in
greater variety than does the average
city man, who is classed as prosper
Gus merchant or manufacturer. The
Vermont farmer can have on bis table
or about the house from the coming
OF spring till snow flies an abundance
OF cut flowers, and if his home is with
out these,it is not to his credit as a
man and farmer At this season of
the year his granery, his cellar and
his pantry are fast filing with
good things for the winter and soon
he will be ready for a possible siege
against which the city man cannot
provide. All these things the YER
mont farmer has, or if not it is his
own fault, and considering every
thing that should be taken into &C.
count his lot is the best of ALI If he |
does not live up to his possibilities it
is the fault of himself and not of his
farm. New England Grocer.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1904-11-02
PATRICK MAHER's EMBARRASSED HEN.
Maiden Mans Attempt to Start Poultry
Farm Baked by a Hyde Park,
Vermont Farmer.
(From a Massachusetts Newspaper

| kElOh a Observation-Disclosures @'S"'POPSiJ
Over in Maiden, in Patrick F. Ma.
hers backyard at IA Highland ave.
nue., lives the most embarrassed hen
on record, for she is one OF sixty-fv
fowls, the other sixty.four of which
are roOsters.
But the embarrassment of Miss
Hen is nothing compared with the
anger of the owner of the backyard
and the hen and the siXty.tour roost.
ers Only "a week ago Mr.. Maher Was
happy ana respected. To-day be is
worried and neighbors are not smil-
ing as much as of yore, for how can
they, with achorus of sixty-four lusty
birds awakening the echoes and them
selves at dawn each morning with
fervid growing?
Mr.. Maher started a poultry farm.
That is, he thought he did. La real
ity it was a rooster farm, and this
was the way it happened:
Mrs. Maher decided there was plen-
ty of room to keep few hens in the
backyard, and her husband duly
agreed that fresh eggs and tender
broilers, together with pin money
from the sale of the same, would all
be very nice, 80 he drove into Boston
and in the heart of the market dis.
tFict he met very "green" but hon
est appearing farmer from Hyde
Park, Vt, who was down with lot
of puliets to sell at fourteen cents a
pound Mr.. Maher liked the looks of
the pullets and bought all that were
left, sixty-fve.
In a nice new hen house they were
installed with all modern improve
ments, cracked bone, automatic
drinking tanks, patent nests and
everything else. The farmer war
ranted them and each day the nests
were investigated, but only the i'm
maculate but soulless china nest egg
appeared.
At the end of the week Mr.. Maher
wished he had asked the farmer what
he warranted those pulets for, and
he called in some of the neighbOrs. A
council was held.
Didn't you notice how loud they
crowed p asked one.
"Yes, but it is because they are
young" said Mr.. Maher.
Its because they are all roosters,"
exclaimed the neighbor. But he
wasn't right. Careful vestigatiOn
proved hat all were not BOOSTERS,
for among the sixty.fve one pullet
was fou I'd. The horny handed son of
toll from the Green Mountain State
with the honest countenance had evil
IDENTIFY allowed puliet to slip in the
lot by mistake.
Now Miss Hen merely sits down
while the sixty-tour suitors bring her
the choicest bits of food and follow
her everywhere with soulful glances,
tut they are all eating well, while the
pullet is too embarrassed to lay an
egg. --------, -
The market for BOOSTERS is excess
lively quiet just now, and Mr.. Maher
cannot dispose of them. Meanwhile
some of the neighbors are talking OF
getting out an Injunction against the
BOOSTERS to prevent them from max
ing the welkln ring at the first patch
of dawn every day.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1904-11-02

Hundreds of lives saved every year by hav-
ing DR., Thomas Eclectric Oil IN the house
when it is needed. Cures Group, heals burns,
cuts, wounds of every sort.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1904-11-02
Have Sold Lots Of Poultry Fooe

H. Waite & Son of Morrisville VT.
are extensive dealers in farm produce
and are in position to know what the
farmers want. Their ideas on Poultry
Food are worthy the consideration of
every farmer. Read what they say:
"Slnce we have been in the business
we have sold great many different
kinds of Poultry Food, but we are glad
t. tell you that Pages Perfected Poul-
try Food has given better satisfaction
and we have heard more good reports
from it than from all the other kinds
put togethern
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1904-11-02
A Chance for Boys
To Make "a DOuar

We want all the bones we can get.
Can use heads, hoofs, horns-any-
thing in the line of bones-if only dry
We will pay Coo per hundred pounds
for thoroughly dry bones-we can
pay even more if strictly clean, hard,
fresh, dry, boiled butchers bones
and pay freights from your station
if shipped in lots of 200 pounds or
more. May be shipped in barrels or
che ap sacks.
@. S. PAGE, Hyde Park, VT.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1904-11-02
Not a Sick Day SInce,

81 was taken severely sick with kid.
ney trouble. tried all sorts of med
lclues, none OF which relieved me. Doe
day saw an ad. of your Electric BIT
ters and determined to try that. Al.
ter taking a few doses | felt relieved
and soon thereafter was entirely
cured, and have not seen a sick day
since. Neighbours of mine have been
cured of Rheumatism, Neuralgia,
Liver and Kidney troubles and Gen
eral Debility" This is what B. F.
Sass of Fremont, N. c, writes. Only
soc. at Slayton & Sanders, Drug
glsts.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1904-11-02
Disastrous Wrecks.

Carelessness is responsible for many
a railway wreck and the same cau|ee
are making human wrecks of sufferers
from Throat and Lung troubles
But since the advent OF DR.. king's
New Discovery for Cen ,umption
Coughs and Colds, even the worst
cases can be cured, and hopeless resig.
nation is no longer necessary. Mrs
Lois Cragg of Dorchester, Mass, is
one of the many whose life was saved
by DR.. Kings New Discovery. This
great remedy is guaranteed for all
Throat and Lung diseases by Stay.
ton & Sanders, Druggists. Price SOC
and 81 90 Trial bottles free.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1904-11-02

three inches long-this last named
measure applying to residents as
well as non-residents.
The usual bill allowing members
of the Legislature and those atten-
dant on Supreme Court to vote for
President in Montpelier has been
put through. In 1900 but few avail
ed themselves of this privilege, and it
is probable that most of the men,
bers' voting will be done at home
this year.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1904-11-02
Doesn't Respect Old Age.

It's shameful when youth fails to
show proper respect for old age, but
Just the contrary in the case of Dr..
Kings New Life Pills. They cut off
maladies no matter how severe and
irrespective of old age. Dyspepsia,
Jaundice, Fever, Constipation all
yield to this perfect Pill. 25c, at
Slayton & Sanders Drug Store.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1904-11-02

The market for roosters is excess
lively quiet just now, and Mr.. Maher
cannot dispose of them. Meanwhile
some of the neighbours are talking OF
getting out an injunction against the
BOOSTERS to prevent them from max
ing the welkin ring at the first patch
of dawn every day.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1904-11-02

The son Of the author OF America"
has been sentenced to the penitenti-
ary. but the persons responsible tor
"Hiawatha," "Bedelia" and Blue
Belt' are still at large.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1904-11-02

Texas Literary Note A south
west Texas girl wrote a story for a
magazine recently, for which she re-
ceived $35 but she could have made
S73S raising onions.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1904-11-02

THOUSANDS CURED. - DeWitt's
Witch Hazel Salve has cured thous-
ands of cases of Piles. II bought a
box of DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve
on recommendation of our drug
gists," so writes c. H. LaCroix, of
Zavalla, Tex. land used it for a
stubborn case of Piles. 1t cured me
permanently. Sold by Strong
& Foss, Hyde Park; G. P. Jones,
johnson Slayton & Sanders, Nor
risvlle.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1904-11-02
A Runaway Bicycle,

Terminated with an ugly cut on the
leg OF j. B. Orner, Franklin Grove,
Ill. 1t developed a stubborn ulcer
unyielding to doctors and remedies
for fouryears. Then Bucklen's Arnica
Salve cured. It's just as good for
Burns, Scalds, Skin Eruptlons and
Piles. 25c, at Slayton 4 Sanders,
Drug Store.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1904-11-02

Pastime: "She says she has never
been in love, does she ! positively
know of several affairs of the heart
she has had" 800, she was only en-
gagged to those men,"
Arizona republican., 1904-05-31

Pitchblend costs eight dollars a ton.
 The Radium particles in it are worth eight million dollars a pound. Why?
 Because pure Radium works wonders tha nothing else will work. FORCE" costs more than the run of break fast foods because of the pains I take to make it pure.
 But it's worth the diff ference.
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