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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-03-06

enforcing discipline. and he told us to
go to a spot somewhat further removed
than the Kelley institute. We asked
him to promise, before we left that he
would not lick his wife any more He
would not promise. ! was for arguing
further, but my friend. who was not in
a jOvial frame of mind at all, precipi-
tated casualties by soaking the fellow
in the eye. There was nothing for me
TO do but take a hand, too. We were
both pretty husky in those days, and
when we got through with that man he
was candidate for first honors in a
hospital. After We let him up he prom
ised to be good to his wife ever after.
and we departed after telling her to re-
port to us if her man did not live up to
his promise. Then l took my pal on TO
the rest house and went back 10 the
printshOp and made a good story out
of our fight with the wife heater. Thus
We see that good deed brings it's own
reward. IL / had not been kind enough
to take my friend 20 the Kelley that
night 1 wouldn't have got the story.
An eccentric young man down in Loa
Built an ark like the ark built by Noah,
Then waited for rain.
But he waited in vain
II doesn't rain much down in Loa.
1t begins to look as if it would rot
be necessary to send out missionaries
TO acquaint the country with Mormon
church doctrine after that inquiry is
finished.
General Count VerOntzoff-Das is
equipping a $50. 600 hospital, probably
for the purpose Of having his name OPP
Grated upon.
A simpleton recently encountered was
anxious to know if one ran greater risk
Of harm through eating with cOlOred
person than he ran through eating food
prepared and served by colored people.
We hope Dreyfus gets his vindica-
ton. We also hope that he will pass
the rest of his life quietly and happily
and give us a chance to forget him.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-03-06
A Bargain.

Washington Post.)
Belinda bought a bargain
Black net to make "a dress:
Marked down from something fea
ful
To half the price or less.
1t only cost four dollars,
The lining cost fifteen.
And fifteen more for chiffon,
The silk and net between.
Then forty yards of ruching
And thirteen pounds Of Jet,
Some lace. a little velvet,
To brighten up the net.
Then twenty for the making
It is a bargain gown
lt only cost four dOfiars.
Because It was marked down.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-03-06

The selection of all the canal COM
missioners without naming man from
Utah is a distinct insult 20 this state.
Isn't Utah the home Of the canal?
Weren't we digging canals out here be-
fore most Of the members of the COM
mission were born? 1t is to be hoped
that the president can be persuaded TO
withdraw at least one nomination so
Utah can be given its just due.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-03-06

Members Of unions affiliated with the
Central Federation of New York City
have been warned to avoid non-union
whisky. This viii doubtless lead the
wives Of the members 10 wish all whis-
Ky was non-union. Certainly the men
would be better Off If it were.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-03-06
A Poor Show.
Houston Post.l

How did you like the matinee yes
terday?"
Not a bit. The girl l went with
talked so fast couldn't get word in
edgeWise."
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-03-06
An Old Favorite.

Barry COrnwaH.)
Touch US gently, Timei
Let Us glide down the stream
Gently-as we sometimes glide
Through a quiet dream.
Humble VOyagers are We.
Husband. wife and children Three
zone is lost-an angel. fled
To the azure overhead.
Touch us gently. Time,
We've not proud or soaring wings F;
Our ambition. cur content
Lies in simple things.
Humble vOyagers are We
Ger LIES dim. GnSOunded sea.
Seeking only some calm cline:
Touch us gently. gentle Time
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-03-06
Trials of q Poet.
Chicago News.)

'sWhy did you call that last poem
The Electric Fan'?" asked the bosom
friend.
Because the editor said he wanted
something breezy" responded the
struggling bard.
~Ah. then he took it2"
NO; it's going around yet"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-03-06
Hyrum's Hand Tipped Of.


Davis County Clipper.)
Hyrum Ray. our milk hauler is very
happy after working hard digging well
OF seventy feet deep he struck biz flow
or good water. as heretofore he had been
hauling the water from the river
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-03-06
Progress.
Chicago Post.)

tChlcagO P0st)
do you think Miss Roxy cares any
thing Cog your
We'll. / think she's beginning to
care little"
What makes you think that?"
Why. the last time / called she
only yawned twice and two weeks ago
counted FIVE yawns in one even
ing"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-03-06

An Arkansas mob has just burned at
the stake a negro who was suspected
of numbering farmer. II it develops
that the negro was innocent it might he
in order to burn the leader Of the mob.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-03-06

General Dick has been formally
elected TO succeed Senator Hanna. but
whether or not he viii be able to fill
the shoes Of the dead leader remains
to be seen.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-03-06
4*ts NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
: In LIGHTER VEIN
Advice of the powager.

The vigorous cid dame of Picking
Appears to be more trouble seeking.
If she's wise the old dame
Will avoid this war game
And we trust she'll forgive our plain
speaking.
If we did not have Elder Penrose here
TO prove the contrary. many of us would
think President Smith meant what he
said al Washington.
We rather think that not orlv the
llO-year-old Indian from southern Utah
but his mother and father as we'll
should be made part Of the st. Louis
exhibit
Because, manifestly, it would be IN
safe 10 let an infant OF 10 run about
without some older person 10 look after
him.
Now IL Apostle Grant had been named
as delegate 70 a congress of musicians,
II would Tot have been inappropriate.
Still. that congress on hygiene may
bring out something that viii help one
afflicted by uncontrollability of the in
stinct OF utterance.
Japan does not care whether the deal
=
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-03-06

CFillmore Progress Review
4 little less unsruthfUl ''gab" on the
part Of certain individuals would be for
the good of all concerned.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-03-06
on the Russian Pieket Ldnes.

tAeW YORK SUM
"What IS the eo0ntersign
Three .sneezes. two coughs. and a
choking fit.'
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-03-06
fDixie AdvocateO
Amt it the TruthP

Brother l. S. McMulIin is going to have
some painting done on his home right
away.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-03-06
HUMOR IN STAIE PRESS.
Generous Old Ladies.
Davis County Clipp.
other McMullin's Enterpris,

The ole maids OF this place give BAH
Monday night.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-03-06

Japan does not care whether the deal
with Korea has legal force" if it SUI
ices 10 hold the country.
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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-03-06

General Count VerOntzoff-Das is
equipping a $4,000 hospital probably
for the purpose Of having his name op-
Grated upon.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-03-06

1t begins to look as if it would rot
be necessary TO send out missionaries
TO acquaint the country with Mormon
church doctrine after that inquiry is
finished
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Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1904-01-09
A Mistaken Chance.

The letters u. s. A." were omitted
from the collars of officers coats in
the new army uniform. II their place
vas used the national coat Of arms.
This has not proved satisfactory. and
officers of all branches of the service
have asked that the letters be re-
stored.
This seems n triiling detail but. to
show that it is not. the story is told OF
an army officer in uniform. who. seat
cd I'm a ferry boat. was taken for an
officer OF the boat and was assailed by
a woman because he did not give his
seat to her. If the letters u. S. A.
rad appeared on the uniform. he af-
terward contended. the mistake would
not have been made.
In this era Ct uniforms for religious
and civic societies and for employees OF
transportation companies. it is certain
Is desirable that the uniform for sol
diers have a distinguishing mark. Tho
ccat os arms does not carry &c all the
same message that Is carried To tho
eye OF the most ignorant by the letters
II. S. A. These three letters mean
as much abroad as at home. and they
should be restored 20 the officers uni
ms.-Chicago Inter Ocean.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1904-01-09
RANGES NOT PROFITABLE.
Horde Moving from the Plains 60
Pasture Lands.

Ten years CT the windmill has
made big changes in the cattle bust
ness" says Frank NJ. Currie. OF Chad
ron. one of the owners or big ranches
and herds in Nebraska. The vast
tiee ranges are no longer profitable.
Herds are moving from the plains to
the pastures, where iced is better and
water more plentiful. In the next few
years nearly all herds will be raised
D. the small fenced Enclosures. each
owners cattle by themselves. and the
day of the picturesque range rider and
the roundup will have passed into his
tory. Fencing the pastures is an ex-
pensive undertaking, and slow enc.
but is nevertheless bound TO come,
because all the big cattle operators
are reaching the conclusion that faS
beef cannot lie made on the open
range at the same profit the pastures
make possible
Tire number of cattle en- the ranges
IN recent years and the cost of herd
ing them and rounding them uD has
constantly increased till now the
49, VI t--S IttGo si-tS tihGA a NChStu-
cradle item from profits. For these
reasons the Lake Tomb company
leased $780, acres from the Indians
OF the Standard Rock reservation for
five years. and will erect 200 miles of
fences that will pass TO the redskins
a; the expiration of the lease. Other
companies are carrying ext the same
plans. The biggest range in Nebras-
ka has dwindled &c oy.060 acres under
fence. This is the land owned or
leased by Bartlett Richards.
Harrison Franklin OF Deadwood.
concluded that the cattle business was
no longer profitable for him. because
most of his grazing lands were
owned by the government. These
cannot be leased. and consequently
not fenced: so. being unable tc secure
the necessary pastures 10 keep pace
with the industry. Re sold out. He
says that the diminishing nourish-
ment of the plain lands and the in
creasing percentage of death from ex
posture on the ranges cut profits so
that after % years experience as the
most extensive cattle grower IL the
state. he is glad 10 pass the business
on to another generation under new
conditicns.-Boston Transcript.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1904-01-09
utilizinu Snace.

Representative Jacob Rupert oi
New York goes to Congress from one
Of the most congested districts in the
metropolis. Like every other member
Of the house, he has a quota of gar
den seeds, but as there isn't garden
in his district as big as tablecloth
he usually trades them for public doc
iments.
Recently he thought the people who
live in some of the tenements might
want to plant the seems in boxes on
the window stills and fire escapes. and
he sent an assortment to the inhabi
tants of a model tenement just built
by a friend of his.
A few weeks later he received a
letter reading like this:
MY Dear Rupert: Please send no
more seeds to the people who live in
my model tenements. went there to-
day and I find they are all raising
cabbages. cucumbers and tomatoes in
the bathtubs. Philadelphia Post.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1904-01-09
There Wasn't Any story.

a newspaper story that is going the
rounds of one of the larger western
cities concerns young and very green
reporter who had just been taken on
the STAFF of the towns leading daily.
Il happened that several theatrica!
openings occurred on the same night.
and the staff Of the papers dramatic
department was able TO cover only
three out of the four events. Space
was reserved for a story on Madame
Modjeska, vino was to open that night
in a new play. ana the young reporter
was assigned to the story.
About O'Clock he strolled into the
Office. The city editor greeted him
with establishment.
Why. how's this?" he exclaimed.
Didn't you get any story?'
NO" explained the reporter: there
wasn't any story. saw Madame Mod
ieska attacked by fcotpad as she
was leaving her carriage at the stage
door. and as she didn't come to ]
knew that the performance was OF:
so didn't wait"-Harper's Weekly.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1904-01-09
THE b.,
A Very vaIuabls
Around the


Turpentine, either ia
or in spirits. has hous
a child suffering with the
any threat or lung difficulty
quickly relieved by inhaling the VI.
and having the chest rubbed until til.
skin is red. and then being wrapped
about with flannel moistened with
fiery spirits. Afterward sweet oil
will save the skin from irritation,
says the Woman's Home Companion
In the case of burns and scalds tur.
pentine has no equal 1t is the best
dressing for patent leather; 1t will
remove paint from artists clothes and
workmen's garments: it will drive
away moths if few drops are put in
closets and chests; it will persuade
mice to find other quarters IL little
Is poured into the mouse holes; one
tablespoonful added to the water in
which linens are boiled will make the
goods wonderfully white; few drops
will prevent starch from sticking:
mixed with beeswax it makes the best
floor polish. and mixed with sweet oil
it is unrivaled as a polish for furni.
ture-the latter mixture should be two
parts of sweet oil to one part of tur
pentine. Some physicians recommend
spirits of terpentine. applied exter.
nally. for lumbago and rheumatism.
1t is also prescribed for neuralgia of
the face.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1904-01-09
What Noah Missed.
The ark had been out s. days.

The ark had been out So days.
"Of course" remarked Noah. as
he took up the deck. this is better
tnan sitting around making pool on
how fast we are going. but wish--''
He deal. Ham six more cards.
switched the joker To his own hand,
and wet his thumb.
that bridge had been invented
first in place OF cinch. Then we might
get up a little real excitement"
IF il had" retorted Ham. every
animal aboard would want TO be the
frs; to cross il when We make a
landing"
Only the timely sneeze of the hippo
potamus prevented the dusky son be.
ing thrown overheard then and there.
Cincinnati Timcs-Star
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1904-01-09
What Better?

IT Is not. of course, the highest argumen,
for Christianity, but it is always well TO
ask one wso Is refusing Christ what sub
stitute he has Tor Him. Upon what is he
relying to escape from his sins: What
sure comfort has he for his sorrows? What
evidence has he of Immortality? Whence
has he FAMED certainty as to the charac-
ter of God? What upholds him in his
work in the world: Where , oes he find
power to conquer temptation? Often, if
man can be made to see his poverty, he
will seek the true riches
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1904-01-09
Fig Orchard in New Enqiand.

James T. Barker, a well-known and
prosperous farmer of Middletown. II.
l.. has n fig orchard of some 200 trees.
and to Mr.. Barker belongs the unique
distinction of being the only fig farm
er. as far as he is aware, In any New
England atate.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1904-01-09
FOLLOWED BEAR TO WEALTH.
Prospectors Have Wild Chase and
End by Discovering Gold.

Two prospectors named Phillips and
Buschman. while prospecting in a
canyon in the San Bernardino noun
tains. had their camp raided By bear.
which grabbed sack containing their
supply of bacon and made of.
The men gave a chase and sue.
ceeded in wounding the animal. which
cropped the bacon. Observing by the
blood upon the trail that the animal
WIS badly wounded, the men followed
aim.
Two miles up the canyon they came
lEon the beast dead. He had sought
small stream to quench his thirst.
and lain down and expired.
While examining the animal one OF
he. Ipss III tic gT:TTcr of some
'hfn~ II the stream. Investigation
showed it to be gold. Some OF the
yravel was PANIED and yielded big re-
nrus. The. mer are, now taking out
800 day> he pap.-New i0sA
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1904-01-09
The Rudder of the Day.

The first hour OF the morning is the
rudder nj the day. It is a blessed baptism
which gives the first waking thoughts into
the bosom of God.-Henry Ward Beecher.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1904-01-09
Healthy and Active at Q,

Mrs. Abigail NJ. Webster of =
Sandwich. IN. H.. Is 80 years tNorti
and so active that she recent 'I ase
two miles TO s!sit her et
daughter
The San Francisco call., 1904-11-13
GIVES OUTLINE
OF HIS MESSAGE
Governor Pardee Discusses
Matters He Will Bring to
Attention of Legislature

LOS ANGELES. Nov. 12.-Governor
Pardee stated IN an interview to-day
some of the subjects which will be
treated in his next annual message to
the State Legislature.
Revenue and taxation" said the
les in my message. How to raise more
revenue and at the same time lessen
taxation is a subject which the people
are always interested in. Another sub
ject will be the one OF the care of the
criminal in the State institutions. Some
plan must be devised for the segrega-
ton Of the one -termers' from the more
hardened convicts.
1.-THE care of the insane patients is
another matter that needs correction.
AS long as the present practice is con-
patients that should be properly cared
just so long are the State institutions
bound to be eovercrowded and condi-
tions unsatisfactory. / shall recon-
mend some legislation along this line.
Governor Pardee does not favor the
building of a new State prison in
Southern California or elsewhere. but
believes that the present buildings,
especially the one at San Quentin,
should be enlarged. He will also rec
ommend an increase in the appropria-
ton of money for a display of the re-
sources of the State. The sum OF
$4,000 appropriated last year for this
purpose he believes to be insufficient.
The San Francisco call., 1904-11-13

Filipino with a white girl leaning on
his arm without experiencing a surg
ing wrath that produces unpleasant
complications. The antipathy toward
the Filipino warriors playing the gall
liant to American damsels reached q
eliminating point in a St. Louis the
ater a few nights ago. A scout en-
tered the balcony with a white girl
and a storm of Kisses assailed them
as they made their way down to their
seats. AS they seemed to brave this
the crowd grew angry and violence
would have followed had not an usher
induced the scout and his lady to
leave the theater.
Thus Is one of the greatest joys
of our newly acquired brothers at the
Worlds Fair marred. The visiting
Filipino may forget all about
the graceful lines of the ex-
hibit palaces and President Fran
els ovations, but the difficulty he
had in going the length of the Pike
with Mag or Rosie without getting his
head caved in will never vanish from
his memory.
The San Francisco call., 1904-11-13
ADVERTISEMENTS.
UricSOl,
the only cure for
Rheumatism.

II you ere suffering from rheuma-
tism there IS a chance for you to be-
come absolutely. cured. You may
cure yourself and do il quickly if you
will lay aside your prejudice and
skept.cism.
Every San Francisco druggist sells
Cricsol, the weli-known remedy, and
We hereby authorize them TO guaran-
tee cGrc.
Uri sol cures rheumatism in the only
possible way it can be cured.
Uric Acid and Urates are the cause
Il Rheum ltism. These are deposited
in inc tissues. blood vessels and joints
oi The body
These deposits must oe dissolved
and eliminated from the system be-
fore a cure can be accomplished.
Uricsol IS 4 solvent OF these and
tones up the system. stimulates the
izidneys. liver md bowel. and thus
drives them from the system.
Jricsol IS harmless. and no injuri-
Gus results can possibly come 10 any
part cf your body.
Write US to-day for booklet con-
taining recommended diet for rheu-
matics.
URICSCL CHEMICAL co.
Los Angeles. Cal.
The San Francisco call., 1904-11-13
GIFT POR MIGGINs.

The first county TO have its exhibit
ready at the fair was San Joaquin, and
its commissioner. COlvin B. Brown, has
been the first TO depart for home. He is
now spending a few days in New Mex
ico. and VIII resume his labOrs for the
Stockton Chamber Of Commerce about
the first Of next month. Brown was ten
dcred a banquet by his fellow exhibit
ors in the California section on the eve
Of his departure. There were about for
Iy reOple at the banquet and several
speeches were made, the speakers re-
ferring with pride TO the work that had
been done and the good accomplished
for the State.
The affair was made the occasion for
the presentation to Commissioner
Frank Virgins Of a gold watch chain
by the county representatives. Brown,
as president OF their organization. max
ing the presentation speech.
Henry Ellis. who has been Commits
siOner Browns assistant here and who
is known as one Of the cleverest among
the California promoters, will have
charge Of the san Joaquin exhibit dur
ing the rest OF the fair and will attend
10 repacking IL and sending it home.
The reDacking OF exhibits cannot
be begun under the rules OF the ex-
position until after the last day Of
the fair. II viii take about two weeks
AD AEArAh AlAE lalE NSdllAOlll4d us
PLAYS. This work is not so hard for
skilled hands as everything not used
up here goes back into its old place
in the cases which are kept in stor-
age at the fair at the rate Of cents
per cubic foot which includes haul
ing 10 and from the freight cars.
There viii not be much Of this haul
ing 10 be done for the county exhibits,
as a double railroad track runs right
through the center Of the Palace Of
Agriculture and the freight trains can
be run into IL.
The State Commission. with its
more unwieldy exhibits on hand, will
have q harder task packing. but ex-
perienced men viii tear things to
pieces and get them on cars rapidly.
All the exhibitors hope to get home
before Christmas. but some will hard
ly reach California before the first of
the year
FEAR a CHINESE PLOT.
There are several varieties Of trou-
bic in evidence at the Chinese Vii
iaRe on the Pike. a concession owned
The San Francisco call., 1904-11-13
whaIer Short of Fuel.

MARSHFIELD, Or. Nov. 1.-THE
steam whaling schooner William
Baylies, which sailed from Unalaska
October %, put in here to-day short
of fuel and provisions. She has on
board 10000 pounds of bone and 400
barrels of oil. She will sail for San
Francisco in the morning.