The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1904-11-28
Convincing Proof
The Average Honolulu Citizen
Must Accept the Following
Proof.


The great Sir Isaac Newton. one OF
the most profound reasoners the world
ever produced. once cut large hole in
access to two gardens. and cut a
smaller hole to allow her kitten to fols
low her. The weakness manifested in
Sir Isaac's action was due to want OF
thought. Any reader who mentally de-
bates the proof offered here about
Doan's Backache Kidney Pills and ar
rives at any other conclusion than tina.
stated in this citizens statement, is as
short of reasoning powers as the phil
osopher when he turned carpenter.
Mr.. II. S. Swinton of this city says:
st was a long sufferer from backache
having been afflicted with it for twelve
years. Taking this as a symptom of
kidney trouble, and seeing Doan's
Baekache Kidney Pills advertised as
being good for complaints such as
mine, procured some of them at the
Hollister Drug Co.'s store. I found up
on taking them that they We're doing
me good, and was thereby encouraged
to keep on until now I am cured of the
backaehe. The merits of Doan's Back
ache Kidney Pills have been strikingly
shown in my case, and I recommend
them to other sufferers
Doan's' Backache Kidney Pills are
sold by all chemists and storekeepers
at so cents per box, six boxes $3.50, or
will be mailed on receipt of price by
the HOLSTER Drug Co., Honolulu,
wholesale agents for the Hawaiian
Islands.
II Z x . Z z gsaasssss
about him could never have come into
circulation had the man been accessible
to criticism. But this Hohenzollern is
an Emperor from morn to dewy eve;
his suite only speak when they are
spoken to. But now and again he over
hears a word.
When he was younger and less used
to the ''go and he goeth" system, he
contracted a habit especially irritating
to his troops. He used to sound alarms
at odd hours, and turn UP all available
army corps to march past or maneu-
yer when they least expected tat
night, or in the gray of a winter morn
ing. On one such occasion the garrison
included detachment of submarine
crews. and the Emperor came along
just before dawn, accoutred as an Ad-
miral.
He was standing among a group of
shivering officers, when one veteran,
approaching him from the rear, took
him for some other worthy sailor, He
slapped him vehemently on the back
II see that GondoIa Willy has f1shed
up the aquarium this morning" he OBJ
served, pleasantly.
They attribute the cessation of sud-
den alarms TO that incident in the army,
and have all but canonized that dazed
veteran.
A fortnight ago he was after elk in
North Germany, and, of course, shot an
elk. In this great empire loyalty extends
also to elks. The elk killed, the next
thing was blast on the horn, the
feudal call announcing that the quarry
has become meat. The plumed and
costumed chief huntsman lifted the
slug horn and below "Hirsch todt"
(stag dead.
The Kaiser demurred at once.
This isn't a stag he said. IT'S an
elk.
NIT Erlaub,' the huntsrnan agreed,
deferentiaHy. "but there isn't such a |
call as elk dead .
"See to it. then" directed the Kali
ser, chat one is composed"
Next year the eiks last moments will |
be mitigated by appropriate music.
But the elk will be less critical than |
the Kaiser.
There is one tale of him which dates |
from the time when he was mere I
orfncely Guards subaltern. which VIII !
10 for my last. He was at some mill
AIRY function. wearing among others, |
IN English order. A fussy general Off
GER, who did not know him, called him
I'D
you appear to be ignorant of the
rule against the wearing of foreign or
iers by officers he snapped. Where |
lid you get that star?''
My grandmother gave it to me-" ex-
planned Wilhelm.
your what?''
MY grandmother-the Queen of
England l