New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-09-30

boA ho sFt. en- an sa,s ser.is savsgs,y oss any,
Very good SIR" said Samson
And turn these two ont az once. What On earth
Where's my bloomin' five Guid?' said tns gentle
man squaring I'D Cor battle
=, MS his way out Rease- said Samson. very polite
", Inc lady SET her hands on her hips and looked
Er-waitah." she said kindly see as this gentle
man as Is dinner before e goes and ies write I'm
Samson looked puzzled being Ioath 70 rs, vto
Nor had BERTHE any clear idea OF what was 70 bs
great noise arose IN the hall ~ va, SSra s.Jr
aistingnish the words. but the footnan seemed %
come IN Samson turned hurriedly and opened ths
who might Well have b se5s Os5s sss gssIsaa
5a{y %nose Ordinary occupation might have BEEN
dqo. an vas with much loss Of dignity. trying 20
iawss 1so% qi ysr Ts6s1s Which Is me gent as
good as new an no dyest,o1s ass.ds esss 20 a. as
yer a service. an it's been thirsty fob. str"
Il est ' spDens to be e afs EaSp sTsrv n ~
BRAIN air II er mime might be Heva. an olest X
.Ah!'' said Lord Bobby. brightly. walking Up to
The second lady: Good morning Mrs P,ik,ng-
''Oo's Mrs PiIkinghau-e?'' said the rr,s lady
am do1 er S' - sol atm the second lady
~, ~ OF am dom IN my own ouse as I left from
700 seq es your husband. should Ike TO
know snow said The first lady Where's yer marriage
Listen to er, the ussy.' screamed the second
er own Marriage Iaes''-
,.do ygs. said the nrst lady. IN sttn higher
zone a nice woman you are
~, se5ts put his hands 70 his ears and fed through
and locked the door. and sank exhausted into
Great scottr' he rroaned IF ever advertise
Good morning" said a chilly voice. He looked
round with a start II vas Eva's mother. and Eva
Good morning" Mrs Rowen repeated Y ses
may consider yourself lucky that she fsn into the
hands OF people who were honest enough to return
Eva: said BERTHE. She refused 70 look az Rim
have already called this morning AZ our hours'-
That was good OF them" said Bertie.
anxious TO earn five pounds
Money Is rather tight" said BERTHE.
moments peace was come back here at once.
will now leave YOU You can hardly expect 20 BE-
II don't expect it, said BERTHE, hunbly. and n
the drawing fs room Eva was s5in sitting IN the
same place. He wandered Up and down in an IN
IN the haI and manv voices Tben the door
slammed and ali was husned.
She AID not answer
Still she said nothing
7 mean. really. Internally sorry. have had
You haven't had crowds Of idiots calling
Haven't I? Did your callers all say they were
your husbands
What DO you meant
Two wives have already turned up that didn's
know 7 had"
You've always said you envted the Mornons
/ she replied with
Darling : will never say il again spoks in
ignorance. / am now a confirmed monogamist %
the most bigOted type
He opened the door cautiously and crept across
70 the breakfast room II was empty save for
dirty footmarks on the carpet. He breathed again.
Eva had followed. laughing.
Have thew gone? Do tell me all about u, Did
Lord BObby's little plan succeed2-
Lord BObby's little plan! Te gods. Lord Bob
by's-by love-
We'll IL was partly mine. And quite a cheap
one-cheaper than yours Il only cost i've shtings
a head and drinks round Now I think we are
quits''-(The Sketch.