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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-04-27
ACTION Postponed.
Absence of Two Members Delays Eight.
Hour Bill.

Washington. April 26.-The Senate COM
mittee on education and labor by vote
OF four to three. today, decided to post
pnne action on the S-hour bill until next
December There were two members of
the committee absent and they will be
permitted to record their votes. Friends
Of the bill believe that when the abSAntreS
have voted the result will he changed ana
the bin may he reported favorahly at this
session. although they express no hope of
~ il
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-04-27
Postma ster General in SouthIand.

Charleston, S. c.. April 26.-Post-
master General and Mrs. Payne landed
in the city, today. from the revenue
cutter Onondaga and went to n hotel.
When he boarded the cutter ut Fort
ress Monroe April Z. Mr.. Payne had to
be helped aboard. but his sea voyage
to Galveston has considerably i'm
proved his condition.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-04-27
EXTENSIVE FIRE.
Railroad company's Buildings in Lon
don Gutted-loss, S5vu,000.

London. April 26.-Four of the Lon
don & Northwestern Railroad Co.'S
warehouses in the Minories district of
this city, We're Quilted by fire. during
the night. The loss is estimated at
100000. The fire for a time threat
ened the historic Church of the Holy
Trinity. famous for its connection with
the Washington family. z
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-04-27

An extraordinary head of hair -
possessed by Mercedes Lopez, the wile
of poor sheepherder in San Vincenle,
Mexico. Her hight is five feet, anu
when she stands erect her hair trans
on the ground for four feet eigh'
inches.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-04-27
CLOSE, APRIL %.
Entries for Charter Oak Races at Hart
ford, Conn.

New York. April 20 Nominations to
the early closing race for the grand
circuit meeting to be held at Charter
Oak park, Hartford, Sept. to 9. will
close on April %. The events are
1.-THE Charter Oak" for 2.09, trotters.
$40, 600: 1.-THE Capital City" for go.
trotters, $25OO. and the connecticut"
for go, PAGERS, $500.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-04-27

In Buffalo recently a Pope-Waverly
electric delivery wagon was used to deliv-
er papers for the Buffalo Evening News.
The test resulted in the delivery OF three
thousand newspapers at eighty. different
The route covered about sixty-three
blocks and the elapsed time was fifty
minutes. and yet most. Of the deliveries
were made on streets that We're congest-
ed with vehicles Of all sorts.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-04-27

An investigation of the source of Wal
tham's water supply is being made by
Superintendent Brown of the Water De
partment and agent. A. Lincoln Moody of
the Board of Health. assisted by engi-
neers Johnson and GoOdnow of the State
Board of Health. The investigation is
under the direction of Mayor Harvey.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-04-27

Andover Mass, April s2s-Superior
pitching ana batting after the fourth inn
ing enabled Phillips-Andover to defeat the
University of Maine by score of 10 to.
.. today. Hall opened in the box for AM.
dover, but in four innings was batted for
seven hits and seven runs. and Brown was
substituted, holding the visitors down to
one hit and striking out five men. Brown S
three-hagger in the sixth with the basess
full gave the home team three runs.
AndOver ......4 > > 0 l x-I3- 80
L. of NJ 40 0 Z o o 0-s-11-6
BattericS-Hall and Brown. Daley;
Quint, Karl and Violette. Time. lbs. Um-
pire, Clarkson. Attendance, 800.
At Fan River-Providence, Z; FAN Riv-a
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-04-27
Uncle Sans Daily Business.

Washington. April 26.-Government
receipts: From internal revenue, $2lo,-
100; customs. $SS9,4S0; miscellaneous,
$31, 1i3; expenditures, $l,5tO,0oo.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-04-27

Premier Maura was attacked and
slightly wounded in Barcelona. April II.
by a would-be assassin, who stabbed
him with a knife concealed in hand
kerchief as the premier was leaving the
palace Of the council general. Owing to
the thickness of the gold lace on his
coat the premier escaped with j slight
scratch under the sixth rib.
Later details show that the attempt on
Senior Maura was an organized plot in
which between 80 and 40 men, armed with
revOlvers were concerned.
A regular fusiIade was exchanged be
tween the gendarmes accompanying the
train and the miscreants. Many marks
OF the bullets were found in the train
afterwards
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-04-27

The first motor lifeboat built IN
France has just been launched at the
port of La Rochelle. 1t is worked by
petroleum, and is of twelve horsepower
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-04-27
American League Standing.
National League Games.
AT BOSTON

AT BOSTON.
Wilhelm was very effective, today. hold
ing Philadelphia to two hits. Sharp field
ing by both sides was a feature Attend
ance. 1888
Boston .....O . % 0 0 x-3-G-0
Philadelphia 30 0 0 0 o 0-1-2-3
Batteries-Wilhelm and Moran; Frazer
and Doom. Umpire, Moran and thinner.
Time, LII
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-04-27
AT NEW YORK.

New York .....0 0 ! 0 o 0 o. CO
lirOoilyn ......3 D 0 0 o D l 0-4-10-2
Batteries-Taylor and Bowerman; Jones
and Bergen. Umpire, Emslie Time, 10.
Attendance. 3.tN
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-04-27

The per capita value of England's for
eign commerce last year was $3.50: that
Of Germany S4760; France Si3; Austria SIT,
while that of Belgium was $l20.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-04-27

The new turbine propelled torpedo
boat destroyer Eden, of the British
navy, In her trial trip maintained q rae
above twenty-six knots for four hours
She is fitted with turbines.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-04-27

AT Pittsburg-The Pittsburg-St. Louis
game was postponed on account of wet
grounds
At Chicago-The Chicago Cincinnati
game was postponed on account OF rain
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-04-27
CHARMED LIFE.
Spanish Premier Again Es-
capes Weapon Of Assassin.
Shot at but Not Wounded at Madrid,
Tuesday.
Only Two Weeks Ago Was Stabbed at
Barcelona.

Madrid, April 2s.-Premier Maura,
who arrived here, Tuesday. was shot at
but was not wounded, while on his way
here from the Balearic islands.
When between Alicante and Encina,
q bullet whzZed through the roof of his
car. The incident created great alarm
but no one was injured.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-04-27

At Eartford-Hartford, 4; Trinity. a.
AT New Haven-Yale. 10; New Haven, ..
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-04-27
BASE BALL.
American League Games.
AT PILL AnEI puIh

Boston ...1 0 o 0 0 O-o-7-1
Philadelphia IL 0 o 0 0 0-l-4-0
Batterlcs-Gitson and Farrell; Henley
and Schrecl< Empires, Connolly and
CARPENTER. Time, la. Attendance, 2Ol9
AT DETROIT.
St Louis ......1 0 90 / 3-c-11-2
Detroit ....O 0 90 % O-5- o.
Batteries-Pelty and SuSden: Stovali
and Woods. Umpire, OLoughlin. Time,
145. Attendance, 1900
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-04-27

AT WashingtOn-The Westinghouse
York game was postponed on account of
rain.
AT Cleveland-Thc Cleveland Chicago
game was postponed on account of rain.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-04-27
Other Games.

At Fan River-Providence, Z; Fail Riv-s
er, 6.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1904-08-25
NEW MARKET.
August %, 1904.

august 70, lSu4.
Miss Nettie Lemon, of Goes Station
Greene county, is visiting her mother
and family.
Mrs. j. w. Leatherman is spending
a few days in Hillsooro with her
daughter, Mrs. l.. A. Hicks, and family.
Mr.. Morrow and wife, of near New
Vienna, spent Sunday at Frank Rob.
inson's.
The Adams County Association will
be held at the Baptist Church at this
place on Wednesday, Thursday and
Friday of this week.
Frank Lemon and family, of Hills
boro, spent Sunday at the home of his
mother.
Mrs. Dwight Dick, of Marshall,
called on friends here Monday.
Richard Murray and wife, who have
been making an extended visit with
their daughter in Warren county,
have returned.
Rev. Geo. VanWinkle, of South
Omaha, Nebraska, is visiting his par
ents and filed the Baptist pulpit last
Sunday.
Miss Edna Colwell is taking months
vacation from her work in Hillsboro
John Eyler and sisters, Jennie, Flora
and Hattie, spent few days last
week visiting their sister, Mrs. Wylie
Young, at Georgetown.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1904-08-25
SYCAMORE VALLEY.
August %, 1904.

august 20, l0Vf'
Mics Henrietta Lyle, of Dayton, Is
visiting friends and relatives here.
Mrs. Amos williams called on Mrs.
Elsie West, of Dallas, one evening OF
last week.
Miss Lillian Hill, Of Adams county,
is visiting at the home Of Lacy King
and family.
Miss Elsie Strain visited relatives
at Rainsboro part of last week.
Robert Pennington spent Sunday
with friends at Dallas.
Miss Nora Dennis, of Macon, is the
guest of her sister, Mrs. Purdum.
Misses Mary West, Martha Cowgirl
and Myrtle Stephens, of Overman
and Sallie West, of Washington @
H., and Vernon Rittenhouse, of Dal
las. Allen West, of Washington, and
Frank and Hamer Lyle spent Friday
at the Serpent Mound.
Alva Purdum and sister, Miss Elma
visited relatives at New Petersburg
Sunday.
Harry Lyle was the guest OF hi
cousins, Arthur and Earl Evans, Of
Rainsboro, Saturday and Sunday.
James Strain visited friends in
Pike county last week.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1904-08-25
THE COLORADO SPECIAL.
Chicago, Union Pacific & North.
Western Line.

This solid through train, only one
night to Denver, leaves Chicago at
700 p. M, reaching Denver next even
ing at 8 o'clock. A perfectly appoint
ed train. Another Colorado train
leaves Chicago daily at 11:Oo p. m,
arriving at Denver early the second
morning, over the only double track
railway between Chicago and the Mis-.
souri, River. The best of everything.
The Chicago.Portland special leaves
Chicago daily at 1l:OO p. m. with
through sleeping car service to San
Francisco, Los Angeles and Portland.
Tickets and full information can be
secured from your home agent or ad.
dress N. M. BREEZE,
435 Vine street, Cincinnati, o.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1904-08-25
Parlor Car Between Chicago and
Omaha Via The Northwest
ePn Line,

In addition to its already remarka-
bly, complete train service between
Chicago, Council Bluffs and Omaha,
The North. Western Line has inaugu-
rated elegently equipped parlor car
service through to Omaha without
change, leaving Chicago 1915 a. m.
daily, arriving at Omaha ll40 p. m
Buffet, smoking and library car or
this train, also opened to parlor Cal
passengers. Other fast trains leave
Chicago 200 p. m, 500 p, m. and ll:O(
p. m. daily over the only double track
railway between Chicago and the
Missouri River. Information and
tickets can be secured from your
home agent or address n. M. Breeze
43j Vine street, Cincinnati, Ohio.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1904-08-25
SUNNY SIDE.
August %, i


Charles Upp and wife, of Washing.
ton c. a., returned home Monday,
after a weeks visit with relatives in
this vicinity.
Mrs. Rena Williamson leaves to-day
for Texas for an extended visit.
Mr.. and Mrs. James Freshour, OF
Washington c. II. and Mrs. Hannah
Fee, of Gallipolis, spent Saturday
night with q. 8. Copeland and family.
Mrs. Tip Roads and son, Benton, Of
Waukomis, Oklahoma, and Thomas
Ladd and wife, of Rainsboro, took
dinner with Horace Roads and family
Sunday.
Miss Grace Williamson, of Harriet
spent Saturday night with her sister
Mrs. Thomas Spargur. ,
Misses Madge Evans and Margare,
Barrere, of Hillsboro, are guests OF
Miss Nina Sans.
Austin Beavers, wife and children
of Carmel, spent Saturday and Sun
day with James Hughes and family
John ]. Butler and sister, Miss
Nellie, of Elmville, Mrs. Sallie Moor
and son, Harold, of South Salem, and
Miss Lizzie Lovett, of Overman, spent
Saturday night with T. L. Lovett ant
wife.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1904-08-25
Worlds Fair Visitors.

The pavilion erected by the Frisco.
Rock Island Systems at Main Entrance
of the Worlds Fair is surely place
of no little interest, in fact, it is one
of the many attractions.
Visitors to the Worlds Fair are cor.
daily invited to inspect the Frisco
Rock Island System building. Here
will be found place of rest, courte'
Gus attention, besides, there will be
distributed, free of cost, souvenirs
and descriptive literature of the
Great Southwest. The reader will
undoubtedly, overlook very impor.
tant attraction in case of failure tc
visit the Frisco-Rock Island System
pavilion.
Remember Main Entrance World,
Fair.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1904-08-25

Mi-o.na is a remarkable prepara.
tion that tones up the digestive organs
and quickly gives perfect health and
strength.
The W. II. Smith Co. can tell you Of
many of their customers who recon.
mend Mi.o-na because it cured them.
Better than all testimonials, though,
is the guarantee under which Mi-o-na
is sold. 1t is plain, positive state
ment that If this remedy does not re-
lieve you of indigestion, it will cost
you absolutely nothing.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1904-08-25
Taken With Cramps.

VIM. Kirmse, member of the bridge
gang working near Littleport was
taken suddenly i'll Thursday night
with cramps and kind Of cholera.
His case was 80 severe that he had to
have the members of the crew wait
upon him and Mr.. Clifford was called
and consulted. He told them he had
a medicine in the form Of Chamber
lain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrh9a
Remedy that he thought would help
him out and accordingly several doses
were administered with the result that
the fellow. was able to be around next
day. The incident speaks quite high.
~ of Mr.. Gifford's medicines.-Elka-
der, Iowa, Argus.
This remedy never fails. Keep 1t
in your home, 1t may save life. For
sale by The W. r. Smith Co., Drug.
gists.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1904-08-25
New Healing Powers in the Waters
At Eureka Spring gs, Ark.

1t would seem that new properties
have been discovered in the waters at
Eureka Springs, Ark, peculiarly
adapted to assisting in the curing OF
the drug and liquor habits. These
new properties have led to the estab.
lishment of large and splendidly ap.
pointed Sanitarium, where these dis.
eases (if they may be called SUCH are
treated. A large and commodious
hotel has been fitted up comfortably
and every attention is given to pa
tients. The Sanitarium is in charge
Of skilled corps of specialists and
some remarkable cures are being
made. The Sanitarium is in charge
of DIR. c. A. Reed, and this gentleman
invites correspondence on all trouble:
of this nature. Excursion tickets are
sold from all points on the Frisco
System at very low rates.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1904-08-25
Better Than Gold.

81 was troubled for several years
with chronic indigestion and nervous
debility" writes F. J. Green, of Lam
caster, N. II. mo remedy helped me
until began using Electric Bitters,
which did me more good than all the
medicines / ever used. They have
also kept my wife in excellent health
for years. She says Electric Bitters
are just splendid for female troubles;
that they are grand tonic and in
vigorator for weak, run down women.
No other medicines can take its place
in our family" Try them. Only SOC
Satisfaction guaranteed by The W. r.
Smith Co., Druggists.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1904-08-25
Cholera Infantum.

This disease has lost its terrors since
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and
Diarrhea Remedy came into general
use. The uniform success which at
tends the use of this remedy in all
cases of bowel complaints in children
has made it a favorite wherever Its
value has become known. For sale by
The w. r. Smith Co., druggists.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1904-08-25
Violent Attack Of Diarrh@a Cured
by Chamberlain's Collie,
Cholera and Diorrh4a
Remedy and Perhaps
a Life Saved.

"a short time ago l was taken with
a violent attack of diarrhpa and be-
lieve / would have died If had not
gotten relief" says John j. Patton, a
leading citizen of Patton, Ala. "A
friend recommended Chamberlain's
Collie, Cholera and Diarrhpa Remedy.
/ bought twenty-five cent bottle and
after taking three doses of it was en-.
tircly cured. | consider 1t the best
remedy in the world for bowel com
plants. For sale by The W. r. Smith
Co., Druggists.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1904-08-25
$500 Chicago to St. Paul-Minne-
apolis and Return

Via the Northwestern Line. 5000
round trip Chicago to Superior and
Duluth; s2O,75 round trip Chicago to
Sault Ste. arie, ticke:s OF sale
daily. sl2 IS Chicago to Marquette
and return, on sale August . and Is
and September and 20. Correspond
ingly low rates from other points
Perfectly appointed train service.
Through sleeping cars. The best of
everything. Information and tickets
can be secured from your home agent
or address, N. NJ. Breeze, ABS Vine
Street, Cincinnati, Ohio.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1904-08-25
$27.50 Hot Springs, s. D.; $50. 70
Deadwood and Lead

And return, from Chicago daily, via
the Chicago g. North-Western Ry
Correspondingly low rates from other
points. The Black Hills region, the
great natural sanitarium of the west
is one of the most picturesque spots
in the world and we'll worth a visit
Information and tickets can be
secured from your home agent. Illus
trated Black Hills Booklet with valua
BILE map mailed on receipt of cents
in stamps by w. B. Kniskern, Chicago
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1904-08-25
Harvest Hands Rates.

One way Harvest Hands Second
Class rates Is or more on one ticket
will be sold by Wisconsin Central
Railway at Chicago, Milwaukee and
Manitowoc, to points in Minnesota
and North Dakota at rate of GA per
capita; August 1st to 3lst, 1904.
Write at once for information to Ira
F. Schwegel, District Passenger
Agent, 4O7 Traction Bldg, Cincin.
natl. O.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1904-08-25
HIGHLAND COUNTY
ST FARM

Pure Bred and Registered Aberdeen
Angus Cattle: Large English Berk-
shire and Chester White Swine
Shropshire and Lincolnshire Sheep.
Young Stock of Best Breeding and In
dividuality for Sale at All Times.
A number of Fine Angora Goats for
Sale in Lots to Suit Purchasers.
H. M. BROWN, Hillsboro, O.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1904-08-25
Mysterious Circumstance. D..

One was pale and sallow and the
other fresh and rosy. Whence the
difference She who is blushing with
health uses DR.. Kings New Life Pills
to maintain it. BY gently arousing
the lazy organs they compel good di.
gestion and head of constipation. Try
them. Only 25c at The W. r. Smith
Co., Druggists.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1904-08-25

"Sir," began the bright young con-
ductor, ~ have plan which, think,
will break the women of their habit
of dismounting from the cars back.
ward"
Speak !" grasped the street rail.
way president.
"Sir," said the conductor, 81 would
suggest that you run the cars back.
ward"
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1904-08-25
Nearly Forfeits His Life.

A runaway almost ending fatally,
started horrible ulcer on the leg of
j. B. Orner, Franklin Grove, III. For
four years it defed all doctors and all
remedies. But Bucklen's Arnica Salve
had no trouble to cure him. Equally
good for Burns, Bruises, Skin Erup-
tions and Piles. 25c at The w. f..
Smith Co. IS Drug Store.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1904-08-25

Little Marie had been listening to
the old folks talking about muzzling
the dogs.
~ amt afraid of dogs" she told the
neighbor's boy, after the idea was we'll
sealed in her mind 81 amt afraid of
'em when they're nozzled."
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1904-08-25

ooh, smell the nice grass ~ ex-
claimed the city visitor to the coun-
try.
"Yes, and smell that slant of air
from the piggery," added the visitor
who had been there some time, "for
it is much stronger"
This, however, was merely sub.
sanitation of the claim that the pen
is mightier than the sword.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1904-08-25

Methuselah was trying to figure out
his age.
snow, if my name we're only Name" +"
he fretted, at would all be so simple.
I'd make il nineteen, and if the neigh
bors tried to call me, I'd tell the young
men that people are such knockers"
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1904-08-25
Reduced Rates via. B. g. o. S-W
Railroad.

Seashore Excursion, Atlantic City,
August Is, return limit II days. Rate
Sl4.00.
Ohio State Fair, Columbus, Ohio,
going August % to September ?, good
returning until September 3. Rate
one fare plus % cents.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1904-08-25

"Are you the lady of the house ?''
eyes"
"Then your next door neighbor was
mistaken"
"Why ?"
"She said that you we're no lady,"
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1904-08-25

That huckster," said the commits
sion merchant, sis busted. He plant.
ed all of his land in string beans, and
the crop is failure"
"He shouldn't have tied all hi:
money up in them" said the careful,
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1904-08-25

The horseman quickly drove his
spurs into the galloping pony.
"Ouch |" grumbled the beast. of
you do it that way again, I'll throw
you of and then get after you for fast
drivinpn
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1904-08-25

The leaves were beginning to turn
and the sad wind murmured.
What we're you saying?" asked
the leaves, turning yet more.
"Rubber, ~ muruured the sad wind
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1904-08-25
GET THE SIGNED GUARANTEE,
The w. R. Smith Co. Agree to Re-
turn Money II Mi-o-na Fails to
Make You Well.

Have The W. r.. Smith Co. sign the
following guarantee when you buy a
box of Mi.o.na, natures cure for dys.
pepsia.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1904-08-25
GUARANTEE.

We hereby agree to refund the
money paid for Mi.o-na on return
of the empty box, If the purchaser
tells us that II has failed to cure
dyspepsia or stomach troubles.
This guarantee covers two SOC
boxes, or a months treatment.
'(Signed) The W. II. SMITH Co.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1904-08-25

81 wanted the dentist to give me
laughing gas, she said, "when went
to have my teeth examined"
"And what did he do 2"
"He gave me the ha ha !"
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1904-08-25

"Cecelia doesn't wear a rat IN her
hair any more"
No: the rat died of chemical pois
oning."
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1904-08-25

Miles Standish was figuring out how
he stood with Priscilla.
81 guess I'm ace high" he reelected,
"because | notice that she doesn't
take me around and introduce me to
the other girls"