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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-07-29

The annual meeting and banquet Of
the Maine Life Underwriters AssOeia-
ton will be held Monday evening Au-
gust LIST. ut cape Cottage Casino Port
land. The special guest of the evening
is to be Fl. II. Ward of cleveland, CHA
tn" president of the National Under.
writer's Association.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-07-29
New Advertisements To.n,,

Wanted-Spoolers.
Wantcd-Light work.
For Sale-ParlOr Organ.
Wanted-Girl for houSework
For Sale-IIandsOme Bay Mare
ii. g. Barker Co.-RemnvaI s.,Ia
T.. L. Davis e Co.-Clearance saia
Wanted-Girl for General Hous.wo-.
Wanted-Small Farm in North AseS...
,r Sidney.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-07-29
A PARTNER WITH SMALL CAPITAL

or anyone that has the time and money
to invest in one of the greatest money
making businesses in the State. A chance
of a lifetime to a party with lew dol
lars. Address wv. A. r." Box 20. South
Gardiner, Me. july2Sd3tf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-07-29

AT New York-The New York-St. Louis
esme vas postponed on account of rain.
At Philadelphia-Philade 4; De-
tTOit O.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-07-29

At Observation-Disclosures. .; FAN
River, 0.
At I.owell-Iaverhill 3; Lowell, o.
At Nashua-Nashua. 9: New Bedford, 3.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-07-29

Bushey and McGovern. Umpire, Brady.
Time, las. Attendance. 1900.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-07-29
MY CONTRACTING AND GENERAL

trucking business: Horses, harness. carts
ana everything necessary for q, General
trucking business. Also one house stable
ana woodshed on Grote st. One house.
woodshsd, on Wade St One double ten
ement house. on Capitol st. One house.
ssabie and lot, on Federal 1T. Also one
1 mes q ira about IT. 100 acres one and onshaf
ntn going West. this property must he
s . For further Information. address o.
r. "eiiman. No. 1e1 Grove st.. Augusta,
apr30dn
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-07-29
LOCAL MATTERS.
Journal Telephone Call, 1854

For some Of "Barker's" special !,
prices see his new al on lst page
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-07-29
HOUSE AND LOT, CENTER PLACE

double lot on Messalonskec Lake AT Nnftb
Belgrade together with furnishings in
cottage new boat and canoe comnlete
wood etc Address Silas Iloxie. lake,
Siue' E"dihe lulylydoW
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-07-29

An ice cream social will be held .
the Methodist vestry. this evening
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-07-29
FARM, "RIvERvIEw." KNOWN eos

FARM, "RlVERvIEW," KNOWN FOR
many years as the 'McFaddeu Place. "
the finest located farm on the Kennebec
Large two story house. with furnace
open fires. and large barn and stable; fine
rels best winter apples last wear. with
plenty pears. plums and small fruits.
Good wood lot and pasture: cuts 50 to @
tons hay. This is no abandoned farm. !"
put is up In best state Of fertility with
buildings in good repair. An Ideal place
Tor summer home or practical farming
VIII be sold at bargain. G. g. BurleiRh.
r. T. D.. WatervilIe. Me ma y1dtf
HOUSES IN AUGUSTA, VARYING
tn price from 500 to $4,000 Farms in Au-
gusta and elsewhere. Furnished cottage
at Squirrel Island. Mrs. c. s. Fogg, q
Summer St iuncltdtf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-07-29

Mrs. s. NJ. Piper left on the morning
train with her neice Miss Ethel B
Storcr who has been making short
stay in Augusta and vicinity, for the
latters home in Brockton. Mass, WHERE
she will spend few weeks. They vii
be accompanied as far as Boston By
Mrs. Storer's mother, Mrs. A. r. Wads'
worth who returns to Revere Mass
after few weeks spent in this city
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-07-29
FOR SALE.

PARLOR ORGAN, IN GOOD CON-
dition. Will sell cheap. 81 Bangor St.
City. july.9dlwk+
HANDSOME BAY MARE. MORGAN,
G years old 100 lbs, sound and very kind.
safe for Il lady, afraid of nothing. Good
reader. T. NJ Dolloir. Gardner. Me
JuIy1JdSt'
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-07-29

City Marshal Breen has receiver
notice from Sheriff Parker Of DOVE
y. H.. Offering reward of $50 LOT 'r
return Of, or any information leau'ns
to, the recovery Of a team when "
stolen from j. O. Smart of ROches'.'
n. H.. July 10. The horse was w"
gray gelding. 1872 hands high "rs
thin, weighed $50. and from Il 10 y
years of age. Shod with bar s"O,
forward; fiat footed forward
mark like barbed wire on right Y"
foot. below fetlock; bunch on leit n'i.
gambrel joint, like bone spawn w
horse don't go lame. Piano box pu7sr
leather top, dark green lining p'I
painted dark green with light sir'ps
Locke & Jewell wheels. new tires ".
summer; new mat in bottom, 100 liz
for the carriage; raw hide whip ny,
rope and green plush robe. Harhe''
single strap nickel trimmed.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-07-29
IN FARMlNGDALE, A FARM OF

NV THhmtN0OHIC, - THnm Vt
sevena y-fivc acres. good buildings. shade
trees in front. fine orchard, apples. pears
and cherries. Pasture well watcred. plcu-
ty of wood Town out of debt. taxes low.
{. $. Fogg. 6 summer St, augusta
iuly4Sdtf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-07-29
HOUSE OF ROOMS, ALL IN GOOD

repair. and blacksmith's shop. one of the
oldest and best established in tn" State.
Reason for selling. poor health. Apply on
the premises to Ezra Smith, z Church ST.
Maine. = juiy2Sd1w@
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-07-29
HOTEL IN NEW HAMP.

SHIRE. one Of the best chances IN the state
for anyone looking for chance to go in
to the hotel business or hotel and horse
business. Big country to draw from.
For particulars. address NJ. E.. Box Al.
Gorham. n. H. iuly26dlw.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-07-29
STRAW SHOP. WINTER SEASON

1908. Girls experienced on sewing ma
chimes by power To sew straw braid into
hats A few strong energetic girls taken
as learners. Also girls wanted. expert
enccd and quick with the needle. Warm
comfortable rooms with good board very
reasonable. Address IIirsh ~ Park, Med
way, Mass. July2Idlmc.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-07-29

St.. bath room, hot water heat and an
modern conveniences: a large stable with
water and electric lights. all in first
class condition. Inquire on the premises.
w. =. fackard. jul N2tldtf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-07-29

Col. II. W. SOnIe, who Is c0nsldeFfd U
be one of the best authorities at TIE
lake, on matters piscatorial. brought ID
= bulletin from HammOnd's grove
yesterday morning, to the effect tna
one OF his neighbours. who is a wen
known authority on rife shoollIg
took advantage OF the heavy fog, yer
terday morning. and mooring his Graz
inside the limit of the colonies prlVas
fishing preserve, caught two fine per-.
and d .landlocked salmon. The colona
has not yet decided what action 10 lan
in the matter, but is reported to DC Y
work on q number Of schemes, WIN
view to protecting his fish preserves
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-07-29
TO LET.

TO LET.
SIX ROOM HOUSE, NO. II MOVES
Place, East Side. iulY3Sdtt
HOUSE OF SIX ROOMS, NICE
lawn and garden. Enquire of L. 7. Dick
son, 10 Child st. july9Hdtf
ROOMS AT SEASHORE. FINE
large rooms In my cottage at Pemaquid
Harbor, an attractive summer resort
spring water in house, fine ocean view.
good bathing. boating and fishing. Meals
can be obtained at Hotel or ARRANGEMENTS
made for self boarding. Address Mrs
John II. Ellis. Pemaquid Harbor. Me.
june14dtosept1sts
HOUSE CORNER SEWALL AND
Weston: also lower rent on Winter st.
Inquire C. l.. Andrews. Atty. july9dtf
TENEMENT ON CAPITOL STREET,
city water and modern convenenCes. s..
House on Washington street. IS. julySdtf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-07-29

house of six rooms at West Sidney. Good
business. House has good closets, wafer
In the sink. Stable and wood shed and
land for garden Mrs. ]. c. Gordon r f.
d., No. 4, Augusta. juIy25dlw4
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1904-09-17
e. Hats e.

Swell Novelty Hats for Youth-Fine
felt. dish back, straight front. heavy
wear. All sizes. Colors, nutra and
black. Price CO
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1904-09-17
~ Hats 81

Genuine John 3. Stetson Hats
Stand on their own reputation. Co
lumbia, South and Cowboy styles, stiff
brimS: cOlOrs-blaCk and belley nutria
All sizes. s. grade-our price. 49,. 81
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1904-09-17

The Greaco-Carries it's guarantee
with it. Will not lose its shape. Hand
some styles. 4a4 in. crown. with heavy
leather sweat band. Special. ......S3
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1904-09-17

Another Number Of the Genuine
Stetson Hats-Swell hats for swell
trade A great variety of styles IN this
number-FedOra, Greaco, and Pasha, to
suit your face and fancy. 81 grade
our price ..... ............ sf0.OO
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1904-03-20

261,704 miles on horseback; in expiaAa-
ton of which Mclean said:
- 1t is believed to be good policy to
keep the funds of the department actively
employed in extending its operations until
the reasonable wants of every community
shall be supplied. BY withdrawing mail
accommodations from ali unproductive
routes and substituting a horse for
stage transportation on many others, a
very large surplus of funds would an
nually accumulate; but the public con-
venience would be lessened and the
means of information withheld from dis
tricts of the country but sparsely set
tied. To connect important places by
frequent lines of intercourse, combine
speed with all the security possible, and
extend the mail wherever it may be
wanted constitute the objects which have
influenced the policy of the department.
In 1923 came the amiable and pathetic
figure of William T. Barry. Afterwards
Barry in his address to the people of the
United States said that he found that
his predecessor:
Had entered into contracts TO take
effect from January l, 1929, which. in
voIved the department in an expense, for
the period of only six months from jan
Continued on Twenty-third Page.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1904-03-20
First Speech in Congress
By Congressman Murdock

ness.
There have been in postal history
/ other contributing causes 10 the defici
the encroachment of certain printed
/ matter on the second-class privilege. the
I franking privilege. loose administration
/ the inability of the government to curtai
J expenditures materially when hard time;
reduce revenues. and three reductions in
postage rates; but the great source OF
! the deficit is the facilitating of the mails
through extension partly, but chiefly
through expedition.
The most comprehensive view of the
/ postal deficit may be found in my opin-
ion, in the origin. 1t came through an
expedition of the mails; and through ex-
petition. through railway mail. free de
livery, and, lastly, rural delivery. it has
remained.
Between 1873 and 1928 the department
slow going and unprogressive. contributed
Sl.103,063 TO the general revenues Of the
government. In 1927 the government be-
gan the expedition of the mails Although
attempts were made afterwards the de-
partment never successfully escaped the
new element then introduced, and the
new and improved methods for the ex-
petition OF the mails. often innocentIy
instituted as small experiments. have,
while eventually producing revenues. kept
in advance of the receipts
William T. Barry. the father of the
deficit, was a member of congress from
Kentucky. l810-11; a participant in the
war Of 1872 United States senator, a
judge, lieutenant governor. state score
tary. and chief justice of Kentucky. and
in lS2S was made postmaster general TO
a seat in the cabinet the first postmas-
ter-general to snjoy that honor
John T. Mclean, the preceding post
master general. had in 1927 in his annual
report, pointed to surplus Of 800. 900 rev
enues over expenditures with pride, and
had predicted that 4 vigilant admins
tration. for few years to come. will
place at the disposition of the govern
ment an annual surplus of more than
$4,000. And this surplus, he thought
should be applied TO the establishment
and repair of mail roads. But one year
thereafter we find Mclean not with a
surplus, but with a deficiency, of s25 900.
covered, however. by surplus of out
standing sums due the department of
1870, G33. 372. This temporary deficiency was
brought about through the circumstance
that congress had declined to make any
disposition of McLean-s FORMER 800 600
surplus. designing that the surplus should
be used for extending mail facilities
throughout the country.
Before Mclean had satisfied all the
importunate sections which desired new
routes, Mclean had added TO the mail
service annually 5S7, 264 miles in stages.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1904-03-20

When the house was in committee of
the whole March considering the post
Office appropriation bill, Congressman
Murdoch, member of the committee on
postoffices and post-roads. delivered his
first congressional speech. He spoke for
the committee and gave his time to ex-
planning in part the cause of the deficiency
which nearly always exists between pos
tai receipts and expenditures. He said:
Mr. Chairman. since l came down here
I have been trying TO understand the de-
feet in the postoffice department. This
bill. Mr. Chairman. carries nearly $780,
0OO000, and Of this amount the greater part
is cFargeable-to systems added in the last
sixty-ffve years of the postal services 115
years existence.
Several of these systems have been
added quite incidentally in the past 10
the service and from mere experiments
have risen to items of the first magni-
tude. This is particularly true Of free city
delivery and rural delivery for which
there viii be expended in the next fiscal
year an amount equaling the entire ex-
penditures for the whole postal service in
1884.
There has come upon the service for
seventy years past public demand for
extension of routes, expedition in mail
and reduction in postage rates, which
for the greater portion of time has been
q demand in advance of the financial ca
pacity of the service, and with the excep-
ton of a few years. since 1851 the expen-
ditures of the postal service have exceeded
the receipts. Each extension of routes,
measure of expedition, and reduction in
postage, has proved a revenue producer
of sufficient power TO balance receipts and
Expenditures, but with a very few ex-
ceptions the public demand has anticipated
a surplus and added improvements in
time to defeat and result.
There are no published tables of ex-
act deficits. but there is one from the aud
TORS office which shows in a comparative
way the approximate deficits in the serv-
Ice since 1887.
This recurring deficit of varying
amount is generally known, frequently
condemned. seldom defended. and in lat
Ter days has been pointed out in several
quarters as a result OF the sociaIistic
tendencies Of this government.
Il desire to take up study Of the
deficit, particularly as to its originating
causes. which have remained on general
lines the exciting causes to the present
day
The deficit is the result of American
tendencies. not socialistic tendencies. The
American tendency Is to extend the benz
fits Of the postal system uniformly TO all
the people; and this might be done with
the revenues always but for the chief /
contributing cause in all defcts-the /
American determination to add the ele- |
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1904-03-20
Wichita as q
Convention City

Kiowa News Review: Wichita treated
the big Hoch convention held there this
week nice-and Elder Hoch VIII do well
rot to forget the happy days at Arran-
juez' after he Is elected governor II the
great state OF Kansas
Kiova Nevs-Reviw; TIE Ants didn't t
want 20 SO 10 Wichita but now that It Is
all over with the nominating business
they have been there
Kiows Nevs-Rsview. wichita Is the
best convention town in Kansas II =
roomy. breezy and Just moist enough 70
suit The average Kansas politician.
Hutchinson News: Wichita took god
care q the Republican state convention
and Demonstrated that the criticisms of
TIE Topeka papers we're not well founded.
Hutchinson News Asout the only ihlnE
AZ the state convention which pleased
everybody was the music Of the Apollo
CIub of wichita
Sedgvick Paragraph. Deacon Horse
refers 70 ihe Wichita auditorium a. q
Ray barn. Sometimes the deacon knocks
Just 20 be Rocking
Ha-per Sea;inel Notwithstanding TIE
remarks Of the Topeka pzps-s. wichita
took care % tn state convention IN arSt
class style The eating and Sleeping con
sifioDs ~sre such Tia; an wers coufor1z-
by housed and fed. acd her auditorium
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1904-03-20

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The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1904-03-20
RFFRFsIf,fF~Ts

~. RiTey. FurEson general = ~ navy.
Who vas the nssiicaI adviser % President
NJ Klnicy ard Mr. ScKinleF hos
hrCfher. a D4unocratsc cossrszz-nau ffura
virginia who is IN the house committee
OF naval Affairs ~ e. = s;eaGT Fetrenrh-
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The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1904-03-20
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The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1904-03-20
GENES INNOCENCE

Pawhuska Capital: Last Sunday Gene
Scott made a date with his best girl for
an afternoon drive. This IN itself is
nothing strange. but the young lady in
question has a wealth of beautiful au-
burn hair-not robust auburn. When
Gene drove 10 her home the bunch Of
loveliness stood In the door all ready Tor
the contemplated drive. Gene seeing her.
called out; Hello, Ready" The door
slammed. and he is stu wondering what
on earth got the matter with that girl
GOLDEN EGG GOOSE NOT IN IT.
SNYDER Sigral-S,ar: J J. Ferguson has
a geese Of which he Is quite proud About
ninety days ago she besan laying ard had
Al last report dfty-two oggs to her credit
and still shows no sign OF wanting TO sat
At the price hens eggs have been bring
ing. Madame Ferguson Goose has paid
for herself twice over in ninety DAYS. Mr.
Ferguson is anxious to know II any man.
woman or childs goose has a better rec
ord 10 her credit.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1904-03-20
$50 AFFAIR.

Ponca City Courier: \ county teacher
sends this interesting account OF a noon'S
recess at her school near PoaCa City.
The pupils of my school had spent The
morning recess in discussing the var be-
tween Russia and Japan and several OF
them became quite excited over the re-
cent events. AZ noon / noticed they left
the room directly after lunch and con
gregated in two groups. the boys in one
side on the play ground and the girls in
the other. paid no more attention to
them for few moments OF untn one Of
older pupils called me 10 the window.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1904-03-20
Curios Of Oklahoma News

There in the middle Of the playground
I beheld battle. The boys representing
"Japs were unarmed. whEe my Rus
sian girls carried clubs and sticks. which
they were using with great energy Sew
erai small children were crying ard the
older ones looked angry and excited l
canont tell which side would have won
had l left il for their strength 70 decide
but checked the hattie OF Port Arthur
as they called it. and the bold little
'Japs and brave Russians" were i'm
med-ately transformed - American boys
and girls
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1904-03-20
THE BEST ADVERTISEMENT.
The Crust and It's Coating

roof At that moment the conductor en-
tered TO coHect~the fares "Whsrs the
matter with the roof" said the damp
senator; does it do this always 80
sir. replied the sensible conductor. only
when Il rains
-: - -
DUTCH.
\ story OF quick Wit comes from Hoi-
land. Barend Vet. Of The Hague. was
arrested for calling a constable a monkey
and vas sentenced 90 forty-ave days
imprisonment The judge informed him
that he must not Insult the pcEce. and
that 70 call constable MONKEY was "a
serious ofense The cuipr.t reflected
then inquired. Would II be any crime
% call monkey a constable "CertaInly
nos" replied the Judge II il would give
you ans satisfaction We, turred 10 The
prosecuting attorney ard with ~ siabo-
rate box said; Good day. constable.
BRENfTT
when ". c. whitney Vas secretary q
the navy he was noted Tor the brief. quick
way with which be dispatched business
lie found the department fgII % deed
wood as he onee expressed g. snf wa
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