New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-03-08
THE TALK or TIE DAY.

4 correspondent OF "The Louisville Courer-Jour-
nal gives an interesting explanation Of the origin
90 two queer names OF places. The mountains Of
Kentucky AFFORD many queer names % streams.
peaks. towns and Villages. but perhaps none are
more remarkable than Kingdom Come and Why
Not. The FIRST Of these IS tile uamc OF stream IN
Leslie County, is taken from the Lords Prayer,
and IS the OF Joan Fox. Jr.'s. recent story.
Little shepherd of Kingdom Come" The second
IL the name az "a small postofIIce In the county,
and originates from the old song why Not To-
night ia Is said that Interesting religious re-
viyal once held In this locality. which this
song was sung great deal and the people be-
came SO carried away with the music that the place
vas ever afterward called Why Not.
CONCERNING wARDEN's WIDOW.
The gown she's always wearing IS as black any
The women say she does that. knowing black be-
IN company she's uruid and as shy as any bird.
rs rare IN rgnE"rsa Ton that she !nterJeetS word
ono would not think her mind was filled With ante
LLItal dreams
Tor Arthur Wardens widow has her cap set. so
they saF-
she's hapric-t when grading in her arms come
Tho men crowd round by dozens. but she treats
Ard rrcu" maideus tel you. with their cherry rps
They faI o. sec what's IN her for the men to rave
The raat-ous cola regard her. some would snu5 her
And Vow She mus; have little fo= her late lament
So sh5m-faly she faunts herself IN each good
For Arthur Wartens widow has her cap set. so
Ia brand as false their gossip II she'd give her
one word fron mo and all the tongues accusing
But our engagement she insists. must be sub rosa
And since YOU know. who.... in my cap" she says.
O.. fH Fg- fv.4 can cont 10 nj aAf vv1ff
TIN che shall choose TO bear my name elect to
Al wouldn't Mrs Grundy like to know she's named
For Arthur warden's widow has her cap set. so
-CBrooklyn Life.
The season's shipments OF oranges and lemons
from Southern California 30 far arc 900 cars. Her
orange and lemon groves stiIl making good
CALIFORNIA; title OF tho Land OF Cold
Its TurtfuI sedentary Habit think" said the
meditatIve boy, that wasp would DO all right X
"Eh@" replied his father. Where did you get
WHY. one day got wasp on my hand hand, and
while ne ", S ~. if & m irJ
phia Press.
with Texas farmers beginning to plant corn.
snow stlTI on tho ground in New York. and Cali
fornia shipping oranges and lemons by the carload
II Is possible 20 gain some idea OF tho size Of this
big country of ours and Of tho variety OF climate
II affords.
ANOTHER HERO.
There are heroes who are lauded for their daring
There are heroes who on engines let their courage
There are heroes who rush boldly to save others
There are heroes who give hungry little orphans
But another merits mention as n hero-rnE the
For the man who doesn't Erumbie when he isn't
feeling well.
Let give the heroes medals who go forth to dare
In tho crash and roar Of hattie. and where flames
Let US honor item that nobly help the poor and
But h ought 70 have a statue. finely wrought and
Who refrains from boring others with his troubles.
Who works on without complaining when he isn't
feeling right Chicago Record-Herald.
The following tale. doubtless apocryphaI. Is told
OF the Bishop OF London. Having INDUCED that
precious pastime Of asking any small boy or girl
in the audience to ask him question, DR. Ingram
was met by the following: please. sir why did
the angels walk up and down Jacobs ladder when
they had Wings" It Is sad to record that even
the Bishop OF London driven to make the
usual humiiating and miserable escape by return
ing: what little boy girl would Ike to answer
thls7"
Their MeetinF.-she Gushing expectantly)-Fred
smithers. as live' Poor fellow-it saddens me TO
lie (wrlnklnE forehead}-Where In thunder have
I seen that woman before?-(Brookiyn Life
Tho Syracuse Post-standard' has been enlarg-
Ing its pIant II has a quadrupIe press. with
a product Of 1900 sixteen-page papers an hour.
There is no larger printing press now in use be-
tween New-York and Buffalo The composing
room has been enlarged to twice its former size.
The st-standard" is to be congratulated upon
its success upon wholesome. conservative lines.
Trouble Ahead.-"Have you given up anything
for Lent?" asked the Rev. Goodman.
Not yet" replied Mr. Grumbei. but expect.
before it's over Ill have TO give up the price OF
an Easter bonnet and Spring own."-(Philadel-
phia Press