Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-01-16
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gave me no reasons whatever Maid
Isn't she a saint Judge
What IS 1t that makes men great,
papa" Persistent advertising, my
son, Cleveland Plain Dealer
First Theatergoer This play was
taken from the Italians. Second The
atergoer-Lucky Italians!- Smart Set.
She What is a "fooi-kulcr,' any
way? He--I don't know I never met
one. She Naturally, - Philadelphia
Public Ledger
Poor thing, did she take her huS-
bands death much 10 heart" why.
she's prosTated with grief! She can't
see soul except the dressmaker"
DE man dat knows heap ain don't
try To do nuffiu'.' said Uncle Chen.
''an' de man dat don know nuftin an
tries to do n heap is boz OF EN- nuis-
auces. Washington Star.
Americans are great kickers. re-
I marked the visiting Engiishman. Yes.
/ indeed, replied the enthusiastic Amer
lean, That's what makes VS. such en-
/ thusiaslic football players"
Ethel heard the count had lifted
Gladys. Jean--Oh. no; he's too MITCH
of gentleman for that, | know pos
! itively that he gave Gladys three days
in which to Jill him.--New Orleans
Democrat.
But they told me you had money"
And they hufikoed me into think mg
you were rich" well, what's TO be
done about it?' Lets fail in love
just for spite Cincinnati CONNER
lclal Tribune
Noozeyl see they've revived the
krumOr that General Kitchener is 10 be
married lIcnpeck That wouldn't he
surprising It's natural for him to
want to know something about every
form of warfare Philadelphia Press.
Prisoner, why did you strike this
man IF Won please. your honor, lie
came TO me suddenly and said. How
old is Auny Wen. what hurt did
that do Why Yon sec. your hon
or, Ana Is my wife. cleveland Plain
Dealer.
When Mr. Smith started FOR lodge
meeting the other night he said to his
wife. MARY ! believe IN take the
key. Tor might have trouble III find
ing il when J gct home. Yes said
his WIFE "aHd you'd better take the
h'lhole too, iTre
He--lt certainty WAS pretty we'd
ding. and everything was 50 nicely ar
ranged. Sine That's Just what think;
and the music was especially appro-
pirate. 1eel don't remember. What
d'd they play She-The Last Hope.
ippineoits Magazine
isn't thcrc some way ia patch Or
your differences with vour husbands,
asked the Kind lawyer. ~No way At nh.
sir" answered the woman "Whcu-
ever lie gels The lcaat bit matt nc re-
minds me that bad 70 advertise TO
get him Indianapolis sun
II shall gct a divorce" cried Tho nm
ery wife. her cyo4 flashing ire.
"Henrcrorh .hnil be rroe" ~yell.
haven't any ilc, coming" calmly re-
.oine, The husband "Ifll be more
money IN my pocket every morning.
tell you those kcnncbec journal.
Mistress -IJid any ono call white
WAS ou; Jaup? Japr Yj4 nIum. \yap
grutInmin ,yu2 artbpr eallip' man,
Mistress What ,Yas his nan,ag lam,
NotEc OR8ffcrty. mum AN, bo ves
as Glad fo roind yez ont M he ynz "a
ind me in, Oi'H thInkln'. mum. Chi-
rago NesS
y wonot, can mover Laen ANYTHING
10 herself" said Ilanhov ~ bis Viz
VINO had bnpn renroting sonrtbIng bo
didut want Known .Qb ,cs .h.
can" said Mrs Donhoy sweatfy ~
like 40 know what # il he groo.Isa
! ITS her real ana priy1te a,,inion ~
her husband
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