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The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-04-06
disc Is Terrific,

Col. Watterson has steamed out be-
hind the hills again, and begun another
terrific bombardment of the Panama
canal purchase.-Chicago Record-Her-
aid. t,
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-04-06
Funniest Ever.

''Say, paw queried little Jimmyboy, as
he looked up from the comic page, "who
was the first American humoriSt?"
you'll find his name in your school his
tory replied his father. He was the
chap who said he would rather be right
than be president. Chicago News.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-04-06
An Easter Limerick.

A playful young thing from KY.
To her hubby purred, buy me that, dy''
AS he, paid for the hat (Which was forty
five fat
He whimpered, Now amt unly?"
Pennsylvania Punch Bowl
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-04-06
The Minister'S Boys.

"Our minister is going as a missionary
into Africa"
II think the savages will get on well
with his boys. "-Philadelphia Ledger.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-04-06
An Authority,

HAS she much of a voice?"
"a great deal too much"
"They told me she had a fine singing
voice"
I'm referring to her talking voice."
"Are you acquainted with her?''
well, yes. I'm her husband. ''-Cleve-
land Plain Dealer.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-04-06
That Might Have Helped Some.

Any form building modiste of the
land could have told Mr.. Sully that
there was a great deal Of deception in
cOtton.-DenVer Post.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-04-06
May Tax Petroleum.

LONDON, April 6.-The Mail saws
there is reason to believe that in the
forthcoming budget, Austen Chamberlain.
the chancellor of the eSchequer, will pro-
pose an import duty on petroleum and
petroleum products, probably a penny per
gallon.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-04-06

In the spring young mans fancy
Lightly turns to corded breeks.
And the links anon will echo
To the clicking of the cleeks.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-04-06
Post MOrtenn.

Native-YaaS, Alkali Ike intimated Wis
tidy that the sheriff was a boodler and
a two-faced liar
gated.
Native-It is bein investigated by the
coroner.-Philadelphi Press.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-04-06
And Passing Exclamation Points.

Fighting Bob Evans is now making a
dash for home-in fact, if he is the
same old Bob, he is making several
dashes.-DenVer Republican.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-04-06
They .NearIv Am Do h.

Probably Karopatkin's first business
when he gets out of the wilderness will
be to dG>E y number Of alleged inter
views Philadelphia Inquirer.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-04-06
So the Dread War Continues.

The Japanese feet has again put a
stopper in the Port Arthur bottle. Now
let Russia even things up by again
crossing the YaIu.-Detroit Free Press.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-04-06
May BE a Russian Plot.

The Korean government has given
the Japanese navy 10000 cases of Gig
arettes: Is this playing the part of
Ialthtul aHy?-Philadelphi North
American.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-04-06
The Russian Version.

AS pronounced in st. Petersburg, Ad-
miral TOga's name is something like
Ogethedevilski.-A Standard.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-04-06
Finds the Shelf Uncomfortable.

There is one thing Senator Plat
does. not know, and that is the retir-
ing age for an easy Nboss.-Phfladelph
Inquirer.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-04-06
That Would Mean determination.

secretary of Agriculture Wilson is
determined to crush the boil weevil
we suggest that he induce the weevil
TO go into cotton corner.-Washing
ton Post.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-04-06
He Ran.

Fat LADY, hear someone got hold OF
the 'tattooed man" and gave him a Turk
ish bath. How did he come out?
Midget-Oh he came out with "fying
-colors. Chicago News.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-04-06
+ Will Not Down.

The Hon. David Bennett Hill shows
a disposition to climb out and sit on
the coff1n.-Augusta Chronicle.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-04-06
Always Something Doing.

The state of Ohio seems to be quail
flying to appear as a Balkan region in
the Republican geography.-Om
World-Herald.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-04-06
Safe.

Oldboy-Is there any truth, doctor. in
the reports that the use Of hair dye will
drive one to insanity?
ScOldboy-None. You were insane when
you began to use it.-New York Times.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-04-06
BY Making 1t Even Worse.

Perhaps If Elder Dowie had remain
ed IN zion city his Peace be with YOU
might nave had some effect on the
republicans of the state.-St. Louis
Republic
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-04-06
Just HAVING Lots of Fun.

Charles M. Schwab says Herbert
Spencer is his favorite author. Evil
IDENTIFY Mr. SchWab is now able to sit
up and joke little.-Milwaul1e SEN
tinel.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-04-06
Taking Lonu Risks.

Negroes can vote in Ohio. That is,
those who escape lynching cam
Thomasville Times Enterprise.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-04-06
Pride Feels No palm.

Miss Sweetlips-I don't fancy these new
shoes bit.
The Brute-How's that? Don't they
MUTUALLY Sloper's Half Holiday.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-04-06
US Temperatures
Danger Gauge
/ inc RnadfnU

washington time q p m. st. Paul..
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The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-04-06

Some of the Minnesota newspaper
men will be sorry they have said GER
tain things before the gubernatorial
campaign is over. Tote fair, boys. Do
not abuse the other fellow. If you
cannot find enough good things to say
about your own candidate, better write
an editorial on the weather. Don't
throw mud and you won't have to wash
your hands-Redwood Reveille.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-01-21

er. Tomorrow il win be with some
fellow not a school boy aud ) feet
tall, aud next week il will he with
a man six feet tall, with a eurled
mnstache and an eye that sets
your head in a whirl All the
sweet pleadings that ever fell FROM
a mothers lips can't undo this fel-
lows glances if you invite them by
beginning a Irritation ON the street.
Don't hegin il. Il isn't funny nor
smart, Itisn't the place time nor
manner for making acquaintances,
aud you need not get mad abort It,
Il is no worse for boys TO swear in
your presence on the street, than
for you to tiirt in public, as YOU so
down the street. Life is ahead Of
you. II is for you TO make it or
mar il. Which will you do'-
E. o.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-01-21

Here Il q word in confidence to
the school girl. 1t is not meant
for you little sOifty chits down in
the sixth grade, nor for you old
maids who graduated, blo1med
and faded years and years ago.
1t is for that rosy rank Of cherubs
ranging in age from l3 to Is, each
one jolly armful. the glowing
petals of whose cheeks are tinted
with the supremest glory Of girl
h'od. This is for you, alone. Last
night as you went home from school
Gld bless you, you made googoo
eyes at school boy on Main street.
You thought no one but he saw it.
You were deceived. Twenty watch
ing hoodlums saw it and Uttered
and marked your ia ce down in their
memories. Tonight and TO morrow
night as you pass these wait
ing hoodlums will be there 10
start Irritation with you. 1t may
be Innocent and harmless to flirt
with q sch I9l by. fur and one
b III feet tall. But that is a start
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-01-21
CONTEST NOTICE.
DEPARTMENT OF THE INTERIOR.
United States Land OFFICE.

The Dalles. Oregon. Jan, 4 1904
A sntselsnt contest SandaVit having been hied
In this otaer by George \. Frakss, contestant,
against homestead entry No, alo7. made March
Il. 1901. for wsSNE.<. Nw< SFs< q NEsSSws<
S-c. - Up as, Range % T.. By Albert Rush Con,
testee, in which II IL alleged that said Albert
Rush has wholly abandoned said tract OF land
for period OF more than Aix months laSt pact,
and haa wholly tailed TO reside apOn and cult.
vats said tract Of land or Improve the Same dur,
Ing said sig months last past and that said ahAn.
dOnment and iailare to reside upon and cal1l.
VAte said land Blil exists: and that said alleEed
absence was not due to employmentin in the army.
navy or marine corps of the United States during
time OF war: sall parties are hereby notified to
appear respond aud ofer evidence touching
said allegation at 10 o'clock - m. on February
10. 1904 before J, ". Snover, Notary Public. at
his once at Condon. Oregon and that tinal hear.
ing will be held at 10 o'clock &. IN. on March l.
1904 before the Register and Receiver at the Unit
ed states Land once in The Dalles. Oregon.
The said contestant having in proper an,
davit. hled Dec. TO- 1903. set forth facts which
show that after due diligence personal service OF
this notice cannot be made, II is hereby ordered
and directsd that such notice b. given due and
proper Poblicstion.
MIcRAkL T. NOLAN,
Register
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-01-21

w have received copy Of AZ
address delivered by Charles p.
s rain, assessor of Umatilla county,
before the county court Of that
c.mnty setting ms board Of eqaa l.
izatioa, on September %, 1908, in
defense Of his action in raising the
assessment of the O. R. & n Co. TO
$4,000 per mile. II is an able ar,
gument aud shows Mr., Strain 10 be
M earnest painstaking worker in
the cause of just aud equitable
taxation. He has collected . mass
of statistics and facts from all over
the country regarding railroad
values, earnings and taxation which
shows conclusively that his action
in the matter was just and proper.
To Mr.. Strain belOues.ihe hanor of
having made the first systematic
effort to require the transportation
companies to pay q just share Of
the taxes, that has been made in
Oregon. The force Of his argu-
ment is apparent from the fact
that after hearing it the court by a
unanimous vote refused to allow
the petition ofthe railroad company
for a reduction Of its assessment.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-01-21
ARLINGTON.

The orchestra lie talking Of going te
Condor to play IOr the dance there on
st. Valentines eve.
Geo. Mclaughlin, K. II. Robinson
and Chas. Morris vas down aud tO0k in
the Mystic Shrine meeting at Portland
Saturday.
Postmaster Reisacher, OF Condor,
passed through un his way home from
Portland this week.
Messrs. Steiwer and Carpenter nsde
. trip TO Portland last week.
A travelling show took in the town
Monday night. From shat We eOali
learn the crowd was very small.
Hon. C. A. Dannneman and jim
Lsrch got back ell o. K. from tie live
stock convention.
Both OF our editors attended the con.
venIi"ns at Portland the paet week
Editor Thomas brought his family back
With him FROM two weeks visit in the
eitv.
Miles Shurte, who has charge of the
Barker & SlTrts implement honse, is
putting in nSw office AMI ntherwis"
fixing the building uP this week.
Sandy MeWilliams and family re- turn.
ed last week from Portland where he
hss had charge of the dining room in
the New Grand Central h"teI for the
past six lRonths. lie savs there is no
place like Eastern Oregon.
Rev. Elnwers.n of Conlon. held eervices
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-01-21
CRIME OF AN EXCONGRESS.
MN

Ex- Congressman briggs has been
sentenced TO one days imprison.
ment in Jail and to pay fine O
$4,000 for accepting money il
connection with a post-office con,
tract.
There was no queation of guilt
and there ought to have been but
slight difference Of opinion on the
question of punishment. II briggs
offence was sufficiently serious "a
warrant the infliction of a fine oi
10000, it certainly ought to have
called for more than one day in
Jail. The fine will be easily paid.
The imprisonment amounts to
nothing and the covict will go on
his way rejoicing that he has been
so slightly Inconvenience.
Had 1t been a case of equal dis
honesty but involving a man less
prominent in the community, the
result would probably have been
different. It would have then
been q stiff imprisonment and q
small fine or no fine at all. Ap-
parently, it is the character of the
accused and not of the offence that
governs in determining the pun
isment, which is most unfortun-
ate rule to prevail in q country
where oil men are supposed to
stand on an equality before the
law.
Imprisonment is the best means
for correcting evil and preventing
wrOngdoing. There are hundreds
of transgressors in the land who
laugh at the law because they know
they can be cleared on the payment
Of fines. A cell has no terrors for
them because they are never ush-
cred into one. And il q few of
these offenders in the higher walks
of life were dealt with as the hum
bier citizens are, perhaps there
would be less dereliction among
those holding responsible posi-
tions.-Spokesman Review.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-01-21
Raad the Market News In The
Oregon Daily Journal.

Nothing is Omittt4i whirh cOncerns the
interest Of buyers and sellers in the
live stock. grain, provisions, produce
and financial maFkPts-thr Qnntatinns
are comprehensive, and are IN every
way reliable.
The Jonruai in addition carries every
day full and truthful report OF the
w"rld's news and presents many sper.ial
features Of deep interest tn the areraR,.
reader. The Journals wnmau's page
the illustrated sporting news page, Jour.
nal stories. and comic pages and other
good things make il q VeFv popular fam
lily newspaper. clean and bright from A
to q year IN and year out
Daily, one year by mail, "nlv "a; six
months % %; three months 81 2l
Semi weekly ,l04 issues, ,nne year 81. so.
Weekly $i.O0. The Weekly and Semi
Weekly cnntain the market news and
the same features Of the Daily.
Address THE JoURSAL. Portland Oregon.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-01-21

This is the way the Philadelphia
Record puts il:
Undoubtedly the administration
realizes that it is playing a very
ticklish game, Il has a large feet
IN Colc,noiaO wasers and UaaEiNes
encamped on Panama s0il TO pre-.
vent Columbia from asserting her
sovereignty, and at :he same time
the administration knows how un.
popular a war would be. So we
are told from Washington, and
truthfully without doubt. that "ev.
cry effort will be made to avoid q
clash between the Columbians and
the United States marines" The
administration has got itself into q
place where it is di fficult to hold on
and impossible to let go. It must
protect Panama, the independent
state" of its own creation, aud it is
vitality important to it for political
reasons to avoid war with Columbia.
Will not Columbia please recall its
troops aud make things easier for a
strenuous young man who was
never president before, but would
like very much to be president
again2
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-01-21

In the Baptist church here white Rev.
Austin took tie place at CondOn sun
day,
N. McDnaah and daughter, Floren,v',
.nadr trip lo Pr,land Thursday to
hear the great Adeline PStti eng. Com
retent Judges say she is travelling On her
name ~ her singing days are over,
ALKAu tEE.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-01-21
A PrIsonerIn In Her Own House.

Mrs, w.H,LaNha. Of l0Ol Agnes Ave-,
Kansas City. No., hae Dor several years
tpeen tP,mble,i with severe hoArseaees
aud at times hard cough which che
SAYS "Would keep me IN doors for days
wAs prescrihrd tor hy PHYSICIANS With
no noticeable results, A friend gave
ne part ot bottle ot Chamberlain's
Coagh remesly with distractions TO close
" follow the directi"ns aad I wish "a
state that after the trst day could no
sice decided change ior the 'sttrr, aud
ct lhie time after 1ssns II fUr tao weeks
have n" hesitation Ia saying I realise
that sm entir~ly cured"
THE EemrSty 10 tOr sale by CondoU
Pharmacy.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-01-21
No.7OSo.
TREASURY DEPARTMENT.

OfHice ofComptrotler u the Currency
Washington. D. C.. December TO- 1908.
WHEREAs. by satisfactory evidence presented
to the undersigned, Il has been inside to appear
that The First National Bank OF Condor, ''
located in the City of Condor. in the County of
Gillian, and State Of Oregon. has complied with
all the provisions Of the Statutes OF the United
States, required TO be complied with before an
association shall be authorized to commence the
business of Banking.
Now THEREFoRE l. William B. RidgeIy,
Comptroller of the Currency. do hereby certify
that ''Ths FsruS Natio1zA Rausk OF c0naoz..', =,
located in the City Of Condon. I'm the County OF
Gillian. and State OF Oregon, is authorized TO
commence the business of Banking rs provided
in Section Fifty one hundred ald sixty nine
of the Revised Statutes Of the United States.
In TESTIMONY wHEREoF witness my hand and
seal of Office this Tenth day Of December. 1908
SEAL WM. B. RIDGELY
Comptroller of the Currency.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-01-21
Avery Close Call,

Il stuck t" my engine. although every
i'int acited and every nerve was racked
aith pain," writes q. w. Bellamy To-
c..mntive fireman, Of Burlington. Iowa.
wac weak aud pale without any ap-
petite and all run down. Az I was about
10 give mp. I got hottie Of Electric Bit
t"rs, alid alter taking Il | felt as well re
] ever did in my Iifs." Weak, sickly,
run down peoble sIwsya gain new life,
strength snd vigor from their use.
OnIv SOC. Salts faction gaaranteod b
Condon Pharmacy.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-01-21

Citizen" George Francis Train
died a t New York Monday evening
of heart disease. He was the most
picturesque and eccentric figure in
American public life during the
past 25 years.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-01-21

When bilious try . dose of Chamber
Iain's Stomach and Liver Tablets and
realize for once hos quickly 6rst-ciass
up-to-dste medicine will cure the disorder
For sale by Condor Pharmacy.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-01-21

Whitaker Wright, the famous
promoter of the London and Globe
company was placed on trial Mon.
day for fraud.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-01-21

TO CURE A COLD ~ ONE DAV
Take laxative Bc.me osinine Tablets. Al
drSEEisn retHnd the money u Il iAils to cure
&. W. GpOSe's siEaAtaFe IL on each boz. 2sc
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-01-21
sApTlsI eRuRcH staNcEa.

Preaching services on the First. Third
and Fourth Sundays Of the mouth At II
A. M, ARd y z. 81.
P,s.oF holds service at MayVlNs the
Second S0n,lay iH each month.
Sunday SGb@A, 10 o'clock every
San day morning.. Prayer meeting.
Thursday evenings N So'elork.
Every Wholly coFdlAlIy invited TO attend
thrse services. &c. FLowRRs. Pas,os
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-01-21

FALL DRESS FABRICS
sackingN. prhnkllee, Zllnlines thevoits,
tiraRites, MohAiFs and Srrges
Al. 5s ounliRe no,p n Vs
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-01-21

We have = hse,e Dress Iitp,sss Ealtahie
t"F rhittENa's echaol drrseee which wp
will close oat at l2sS 70 lSr~Rts.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-01-21
100 PIECES OUTING FLANNEL
In e"lids, rleCke ani stripes,
-CALIClS

l6sSr quality 90 @ lShc
l2A l0s'
iOc = g.
CALICoS
Large aud ec,npleie line
7skr qn"li'y e lBS<f{s eye
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-01-21

EI.ANNELETTES, ALL CoLORs.
IS rent quality nj l5S cents,
l3S cent quality AZ l0c
Evening journal., 1904-06-11
Midsummer Styles

The decided change in dress, due to
the 1880" revival. is gradually moving
onward through the pictureque and
semi-severe Directoire phase, marked
by broad shoulders, bretelles, waist
coats and gauntlets, into the coquettish
femininity of the Second Empire. The
preference for gowns of net. silk, chif-
fon and silky voile is becoming more
evident. Quantities Of lace and frill-
ngs are used in trimming them. Very
pretty summer gowns show a round OF
V necked waist over lace tucker
with undersleeves to match.
In some of the newest sleeves, the
droop at the elbow is gone and the
greatest fulness appears just below the
shoulder; thence it tapers downward
into the frills that fall from the el-
bow, or into a mousquetaire, wrinklet
and closely fitted. Many of the sleeves
are elbow length and call for lone
gloves.
The newest shoulder wrap Is SHAPED
like a bertha or a low-necked mantills
in the back and has long stole ends
that fall gracefully over the arm al
most to the floor.
Petticoats of silk and of lingerie arr
founced and frilled to an enormous de
gree in order to support the fulness o
the modish skirt. A clever idea is tn
use of adjustable fiounces which buttol
into place upon a washable petticoa
that fits the hips like a sheath.
Evening journal., 1904-06-11
Question of ShampOOs

In the series of papers on personal
beauty Ghich are appearing in The
Delineator, DR.. Murray, in the July
number discusses the care of the hair.
The article contains much valuable in
formation and is effectively illustrated.
The following paragraph is likely to
destroy a number of common beliefs:
1.-The hair and scalp cannot be healthy
any more than the skin, unless they
are thoroughly cleansed of impurities.
The oily glands of the scalp become
cholked and are irritated to over -secre-
ton. making the hair oily, or dandruff
is caused. The hair follicles also be-
come unhealthy. so that the hair grows
poorly or falls out But it should be
remembered that it is natural for some
hairs to fall out daily-an average of
fifty to sixty. These are replaced by
a constant growth of new hair. The
frequency Of a shampoo depends upon
the necessity arising from surrounds
ings and upon individual peculiarities
The regulation Of a shampoo once a
month will do for many, but for others
as often as once a week or once in ten
days may be required on account Of the
natural oiliness of the hair"
Evening journal., 1904-06-11
Fashion Tips

Large flowers outlined in worsted
maks smart motifs for the yelling
gown.
A special soap for washing silk is one
of the necessary innovations Of the
seasons.
Shirtwaist frocks are oftener seen
and much smarter in effect than the
shirtwaist and dark skirt.
Sailor hats of the plain, regulation
shape are more numerous than last
year.
In silk gloves there are rose pinks,
pale blue and all the pastel shades.
On figured goods there is a fancy for
using little pinked ruffies Of silk to
match the figure in color
Cover very small button moulds with
bits of embroidered muslin like the en-
broidered collar.
One may be all in lace except the
shoes. and be very modishly gowned
indeed.
Even in the unlined dark waist, 1t is
best TO put a thin nainsook lining
across the back.
Toques continue to be popular. prob
ably because so many faces look well
| beneath them.
Champagne colored medallions ap.
pear in the white blouses.
To be properly dressed this year the
feet have to be seen in light-coloret
shoes.