Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1904-09-24


bred American girls. when the same
stamp of native would have no chance
in the world. The sad SCATTERING of
Natalie Schencks romance is u perfect
case in point.
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Hereafter the work of the medical
missionaries In China ought to be easi-
or. The downgcr empress has contrib
utcd six thousand dollars toward the
cost of the buiIJling of Il medical col
lcge to he erected in rcking. to he con.
Quoted by the London Mission. the
American Board of Commissioners for
Foreign Missions and the American
Presbyterian Mission. Students of all
crccds. native and Christian. will he
admitted and trained for five years
Then they will receive diploma and
go out to heal the sick. with the Off.
ciul approval of the empress
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The men who make noise In this
world are always the quiet ones.
The cxncting requirements of the
Unnecessary are what make life "A bur.
den.
4 New York chophousc manager has
fallen heir to S2OOOO.OVO. She can
now afford to eat ut her own rcstau.
rant.
The New YORK siri VINO swan twelve
miles would die of exhaustion If she
busted the parlor or darned her own
stockings.
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\ New York theatrical manager says
rcd-hcadcd girls are in great demand
so are black.hcadcd girls and golden
headed girls.
An Englishnian says lie has invented
| a brilliant light that will never go out
lie cant expect any patronage from
either the parlor or porch trade.
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| Tho Car. owing to the birth Of hi'
son. will remit SGS.50OO0O taxes. 1it
ought hereafter to be able To get til,
tax -,lodgcr vote without much trouble
The now hats. according TO the mil
liners. will he in "stunaing effects
The stunning effects will probably III
felt by the husbands OH the first o
the month.
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The man who has most to say OF til,
dangers of money getting generally la,
least Of it.
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Some people are like locomotive
when the wheels slip. They make ,
lot of noise, but they don't go aheat
much.
'K0uropatklned" may be adOptc,
by the baseball reporters as u wOr,
signifying that one has been caught Of
his base.
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Enquirer" asks why the word ''goo
IL not In the latest dictionary. 1t Wi
be found In the next one, Mt all events
1t has appeared in print.
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The Cincinnati judge who has declf
cd that Il wife has no right to scare
her husbands pockets may have lal
down the law. but he hasn't cifecte
any change In time hOnored custom
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The Japanese practice deep breath
ing until 1t becomes second nature I
them. Gen. Kuropatkin probably In
noticed that they never seem to ge
out OF breath.
J. PierpOnt MOI gan has recently hat
narrow escapes In gasoline launchc
and automobiles. Russell Sage will %
inclined to think 1t was good enOug
for him, as long rs he wasn't wis
enough to walk ana save his mOuey
In all the public schools OF SaXony
English IL hereafter to be an OptiOna
subject, for the reason that 1t IL 9TH
most widely used civilized languag
In the world" The recognition OF tn
world sphere of influence which on
mother tongue possesses ana adOrns i
thus once more to be recorded.
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If some of the distinguished officer
of the United States army are c0rret
in their beliefs the enemy which cal
lures cOnsignments of canned beef wi
have Rc worst of the engagement
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Accepting as true the estimate tha
fifty years of coal mining will eXhaus
all the veins of anthracite 1t Is easy I
see how the time may he extended t
twice that period by IL strike ever
other year.
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The declaration of the scientists tina
the sun has lost 10 per cent Of Its el
ergy and Is still losing need cause II
grave alarm as long as the world ha
such source of light and heat as job
ID. Rockefeller.
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People are beginning to pay more Al
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