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The Cairo bulletin., 1904-06-23

81 did sag I gould live on desert
island with you, nay love she tearfully
protested. when ne charged her with
indifference. But ! tid not say I
could live with you on canned goods. ="
New Orleans Timcs Democrat.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-06-23

Returning, special train will loGl
Vincsunes 600 2. m same date, Sun,
lay June %, 1898 running through to
Cairo. making above stops. Take al.
vantage OF the very low rates and
spend a Sunday with your friends.
For tickets and full information call
on Elmer Smith. Ticket Agent. or ].
W. Stone, Travelling Passenger Agent.
Cairo Illinois
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-06-23
Many Railway sInnars.

Engine drivers working from Crewe
to London and back have to notice
no fewer than $40 signals.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-06-23

Single beds, 5)c.toslu0, The place tor those
seekiHg comfort, cleanliness ami safety Bache-
lor's Hall. ios North Eleventh, It, Louis.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-06-23
HELP WANTED.

WANTED White servant girl for general
housework; family OF three; ~ 90 per week 70
rixht marty Address ii. care Bulletin.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-06-23

Nicely furnished Family hotel, Sl.0n 70 81 %.
Write for particulars. seven minutes 10 talr'
7t6 Aubert avenue, st Louis
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-06-23

POSTUM wanted By = bright indusirl ,us
how Of IL years. Anxious TO work in store Cr
office I. al give best OF refeFe. Ct. Address A.
Balletf1.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-06-23
8 WANTED TO RENT.

Two furnished housekeeping rooms in desir-
able mel gnhmtiait State price and particulars.
Address J Bullttis office
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-06-23

Furnished rooms, bO,h phones; near grounds
and cafes 81 90 per dav. 5l63 Vernon, 81. Louis.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-06-23
WANTED.

WANTED -Insurauee solicitor and collie 10 .
Must axe good appearance. Pay weekly salary
Address NIL, Bulletin.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-06-23
B iG F @ u r.
c, c. c. & ST. /. RY

Grand Excursion to YlNCENNES on
account OF opening Electric Parl, AMI
iron Moulders' Picnic
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-06-23

Elegant rooms priv ate, reasonable, u minutes
walk, four oar lines - exposition o0S' bartner
avenue, So. Louis.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-06-23

FOR SALE--KHahe square piano. CReap Il
sold at onae, Buders Jewsiry store.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-06-23
FOR SALE

six-room frsssne house, as Walnut. Pur-
chaser a. remove same fiom lot.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-06-23
Sunday, June 10th

Tickets will he sold at very low
rates for special train leaving sta
tons named on following schedule;
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-06-23

ron sAt4Hs-At3out family hors" Apply 20 r
A Barks's livery stable or r. A, bond . grocery
store. -
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-06-23

Frank Thomas & Co. popular drug
tore, COS 2sth and Poplar streets, is
"a splendid place TO buy your drugs
descriptions carefully compounded.
John Iattner. bakery and confec-
ationery; makes the lightest. whitesl
ind most wholesome bread delicious
axes, pies, cookies and cream purfs
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1904-10-06

The fishermen of Newfoundland pos
sess the curious faculty of being able,
as they say, to smell icebergs and
thereby escape many encounters with
them. Really, however, the fact is
that the approach of berg is her
aided by a sudden and decided cooling
Of the atmosphere, which these ex-
perienced mariners soon perceive and
are warned by. But oftentimes a yes
sci will run into a nest of bergs and
may have to be towed to safety by her
boats. A frequent cause OF disaster
is that, the submerged section of a
berg being caught in the grip of q
current the mass moves steadily
against wind and sea and crashes into
the craft before she can escape The
same circumstances cause the remark
able sight sometimes witnessed of foes
driven one way by the wind, while
bergs cut wide swath through them
in another direction, impelled by the
currents. The lee of berg Is often
a favorite shelter from storm, and
arctic steamers, northern whalers and
Newfoundland sealers frequently adopt
the novel expedient of anchoring Il
bergs which experience shows them tt
be surely balanced.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1904-10-06

or the human mechanism an end comes
to its usefulness, but it has not actually
UaOoyn out" Mans system at times gets
rusty like the wheels of the watch and
only needs little cleaning and oiling to
put it in shape for life's battles.
An imitation of natures method of re-
storing waste of tissue and impoverish-
1nent of the blood and nervous force is
used when you take an Alternative extract
of herbs and roots, without the use of alco-
hol, like DIR. Pierce's Golden Medical Dis
covery. This vegetable medicine coaxes
the digestive functions and helps in the
assimilation of food, or rather enables the
organs to take from the food just the
nutriment the blood requires.
Prof J. e. Tauguay, of 81 ST. Peter Street Que
bee writes: ct had been i'll for some time with La
Grippe and did not regain nay strength. With
in week after using DR.. Pierces Golden Med
ical Discovery, was able to be around again,
and found that my system was entirely free
from any of the bad effects of La Grippe.
now keep bottle of the Golden Medical Dis
covery' on hand, and, when I catch cold, take a
few doses, which keeps me in perfect health.
AS builder up of lost strength and vitality I
do not believe your Discovery has an equal"
Accept no substitute for Golden Medical
Discovery" There is nothing Ujust as
good for diseases of the stomach.
DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets, the best
laxative for old people. They cure con-
stipation and biliousness.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1904-10-06
THE mead sea.

There are no fishes in the Dead sea
mo life of any kind. The percentage
of solids in the water is enormous
about 26 per cent. The principal solid
ingredients are the chlorides OF sodi-
um, magnesium and calcium. The
deepest part of the Dead seas bed lies
1900 feet below the level of the Medi-
terranean. Its depth there is 1910 feet.
Oddly enough, 1t has q cloud system
of it's own, for one may frequently see
cloud banks lying over the Dead sea
which are 600 or 700 feet below the
level of the ocean.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1904-10-06
SUMMONS.

First publication September 81
State of South Dakota, County of Union, SIS:
In Circuit Court, Second Judicial Circuit.
Minnie Rouse, plaintiff,
Charles f. Rouse, defendant.
THE STATE OF SOUTH DAKOTA TO THE
ABOVE NAMED DEFENDANT, GREETING:
You ARE HEREBY SUMMONED and required
to answer the complaint Of the plaintiff in the
above entitled action, copy OF which said COM
plant is hereto annexed, and herewith served
upon you, and to serve copy of your answer
to said complaint on the subscriber at his Office,
in the city Of Elk Point, in the county Of Union
state of South Dakota, within thirty days after
the service OF this summons dpon you, exclusive
of the day of service thereof, and II you fail to
answer the said complaint within that time, the
plaintiff in this action viii apply to the court for
the relief demanded in the said complaint.
Dated, at Elk Point, Union County, South Da-
kota, this 18th day of August, A. D., 1904.
IRA L. NICHOLS,
Plaintiffs Attorney.
To the Defendant: Take notice, that the
complaint in this action was filed in the office of
the clerk of courts in and for Union county
| South Dakota, at Elk Point, South Dakota. on
| the 9Th day of September, AZ. d. 1904.
IRA L. NICHOLS,
CIV Plaintiffs Attorney.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1904-10-06
No, the on,y important Question.

Admitting that the gold standard is
oirreyocably fixed" as Judge Parker
saws. though he did not help fix it,
that is the only one of many i'm
portant financial questions that may
come up in relation to financial mat
tiers. The question of the preserva-
ton ana extension of our system of
banking and currency; the refunding
of our national debt as it may, from
time to time, become due, and many
other questions of like Importance
may arise. To place the settlement of
these questions in unfriendly hands
might result in such disturbance of
business as would shock the whole
country
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1904-10-06
A Strange Accident.

Some time ago a man fell dead In a
crowded street of San Francisco. The
hospital surgeons were astonished to
find that he had died OF what appeared
to be bullet wound in his temple. A
hundred people who witnessed the ac-
cident were ready to testify that no
frearm had been discharged at the
time. An examination exposed small
pebble in the mans brain. For long
time the case was a mystery, until an
ingenious detective solved 1t with an
explanation which he proved by expert
ment. The wheels of heavy dray had
damned the pebble against the steel
rails of the car track and then dis
charged it up into the air with such
terrific force that it crashed into the
brain of the passerby as If it had been
q bullet.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1904-10-06
hacked by Authority.

A certain railroad, according to the
Boston Transcript, has set it's face
against the free pass evil and has re-
sorted to Scripture to make plain its
position 1t has posted in the two or
three passenger cars that comprise its
equipment the following notice:
This means you!
Thou shalt not pass.-Numbers Xxx, H.
None shall ever pass.--Isaiah xxxfv, 10.
Suffer not a man to pass.-Judges Iii, ~.
The wicked shall no more pass.-Nahum
1, L.
This generation shall not pass.-Mark
xiii, 80
Though they roar, yet they cannot pass.
Jeremiah " g.
SO he paid the fare and went.-Jonah l. 3
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1904-10-06
ssTattletnYe~ BOYS.

Both teachers and parents should
discourage tattling among children.
The practice is bad enough among
girls, but Is contemplate among boys.
A boy who tells tales on others will
doubtless be properly castigated by
the courts of juvenile justice which
convene in alleys and back lots, but he
should not have the satisfaction of
feeling that his punishment is In the
nature Of martyrdom nor should he be
made favorite with his teacher for
doing that which most boys instinc-
lively detest Boys have always been
educated to regard tattling as coward
ice. This code Of ethics has developed
some pretty good men. 1t Is good
enough for the present generation OF
schoolboys Chicago Tribune.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1904-10-06

In 1896, a year after the war with
Japan, so disastrous for China, o high
Chinese official, who had never seen q
shot fired, penned memorial to the
throne to prove that China's defeats
were due solely to her having ex-
changed the methods of warfare
taught by the sages for newfangled
European ideas and European weapons.
The memorial was published with COM
mendation from the throne, and my
self saw Chinese recruits practicing
outside the walls OF Peking with bows
and arrows.--Valentine Chirol in Ma
uonai Review.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1904-10-06
Do Good-It Pays.

A Chicago man has observed that,
"Good deeds are better than real es-
tate deeds-some OF the latter are
worthless, Act kindly and gently,
show sympathy and lend helping
hand. You cannot possibly lose by it,"
Most men appreciate kind work and
encouragement more than substantial
help. There are persons in this com
munity who might truthfully say: my
good friend, cheer up. A few doses of
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy will rid
you of your cold, and there is no dan
ger whatever from pneumonia when
you use that medicine. 1t always
cures. I know it, for it has helped me
out many a time" Sold by Pioneer
Drug Co. ...
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1904-10-06
Rest of All Markets.

The best of all markets for Ameri-
can manufacturers and farmers is
the home market. The internal COM
merce of the United States aggre-
gates each year more than $23,OOO,-
100000 and is far greater than the
international commerce of all the
world. This vast market is at our
doors. 1t is among our own people.
Why should we surrender 1t to
foreigners, as the Democratic policy
Of free trade would do, and pay to
foreign manufacturers and workmen
the money that should go to Ameri-
cans?
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1904-10-06
SUMMONS.
tFirst publication Sept.

First publication Sept. 81
STATE OF SOUTH DAKOTA,
County of Union
In Circuit Court, Second judicial Circuit.
>. A. Mitchell, Plaintiff.
F. G. shannon and Geo. R. Free Summons
man, Defendants.
STATE OF SOUTH DAKOTA SENDS GREET
ING: To f. G. Shannon and Geo. r. Freeman,
Defendants:
You are hereby summoned and required to
answer the complaint of the above named
Plaintiff, a copy of which is herewith served
upon you, and to serve copy of your
answer to said complaint upon the
subscribers at their Office In Elk Point,
&. D., within thirty days after the service OF
this summons upon you, exclusive of the day OF
such service; and II you fail to answer this com
plant within that time, the plaintiff will apply
to the court for the relief demanded in the COM
plaint this action is brought for the partition
and sale of the west half of Lot Two (2) and the
east half of Lot Three 90 of Block Thirty-one
tsll OF the original townsite OF the city OF Elk
Point, South Dakota, according TO the recorded
plat thereof.
Dated at Elk Point, South Dakota, this Goth
day OF August, 1904
ERICSSON & STICKNEY,
Plaintiffs Attorneys.
To the Defendants above named:
You are hereby notified that the summons
and complaint In the above entitled action were
filed In the office OF the Clerk OF Courts at Ell
Point. South Dakota, the s1st day OF August
1904.
ERICSSON & STICKNEY,
CIV Plaintiffs Attorneys
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1904-10-06

The squeak OF bed or the crying OF chllo
drove into hysteria, whose backs were so weak
hey could hardly stand who had Headache
and Dizzy Spells continually, were entire
cured In a short time by my method.
If vour family doctor does not understand
your case come to me; am a recognized speci-
alist In these ailments and will not only under
stand your case but shcw you how TO be cured
free. If you live out of the city Write me. seha
for my free book on women's diseases. DR. D.
NEW ron HATHAWAY, 67 commercial BLOCK
Sioux City, Iowa.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1904-10-06
He Learned a Great Truth.

1t is said of John Wesley that he
once said to Mistress Wesley; why
do you tell that child the same thing
over and over again?" "John Wesley,
because once telling is not enough"
1t is for this same reason that you are
told again and again that Chamber
lain's Cough Remedy cures colds and
grip; that it counteracts any tendency
of these diseases to result in pneumonia
and that it is pleasant and safe to take.
For sale by Pioneer Drug co.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1904-10-06
Saves Two Prom Death.

"Our little daughter had an almost
fatal attack of whooping cough and
bronchitis" writes Mrs. W. K. Havi-
land of Armonk, N. ", but when all
other remedies failed we saved her
life with DR.. Kings New Discovery.
Our niece, who had consumption in an
advanced stage, also used this wonder
full medicine and today she is perfectly
WE'LL" Desperate throat and lung di-
seases yield to DIR. Kings New Discov'
cry as to no other medicine on earth
Infallible for Coughs and Colds. SOC
and $l.OO bottles guaranteed by Pho
neer Drug Co. Trial bottles free.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1904-10-06
Gained Forty Pounds in Thirty Days.

For several months our younger
brother had been troubled with indi-
gestion. He tried several remedies
but got no benefit from them. We pur-
chased some of Chamberlain's Stomach
and Liver Tablets and he commenced
taking them. Inside of thirty days he
had gained forty pounds in flesh. He
is now fully recovered. We have a
good trade on the tablets.-Holley
Bros, Merchants, Long Branch, Mo.
For sale by Pioneer Drug Co.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1904-10-06
Democratic Trifiing.

The Democratic party processes a
most sacred reverence for the consti-
tuition, yet by nominating an octogen-
arian for vice president it has shown
utter disregard for the provision of the
constitution which, in case of the
death or inability of the president. de-
wolves his duties upon the ice presi-
dent. No party has a ri2,. to rifle
with great public interests il nat
manner
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1904-10-06
Testimony of a Miuister

Rev. J. s. Cox of Wake, Ark. writes,
"For IL years I suffered from Yellow
Jaundice. I consulted number OF
physicians and tried all sorts of medi-
cines, but got no relief. Then | began
the use of Electric Bitters and feel that
I am now cured of disease that had
me in it's grasp for twelve years" II
you want reliable medicine for Liver
and Kidney trouble, stomach disorder
or general debility, get Electric Bit
tiers. It's guaranteed by Pioneer Drug
Co. Only So
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1904-10-06
GriIIed Lion steaks.

An explorer who has often by conn
pulsion eaten the flesh of animals not
generally used as human food says
that grilled lion steaks are delicious
and much superior to those of the IT,
ger: that the flesh OF the rhinoceros,
properly prepared, has all the good
qualities Of pork; that the trunk and
feet Of young elephants resemble veal
and that stewed boa constructor is Q
SPLENDID substitute for rabbit
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1904-10-06
A Love Letter

Would not interest you If you're look
ing for guaranteed Salve for Sores,
Burns or Piles. Otto Dodd OF Ponder,
Mo, writes" suffered with an ugly sore
for year, but box of Bucklen's Arni-
ca Salve cured me-" It's the best
Salve ON earth. 25c at the Pioneer
Drug Store.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1904-10-06
Coal Tar CoIora.

II a pound of coal is subjected to
dry distillation and the products and
residual treated chemically by the proc
esses for obtaining the well known
coal tar color, it will yield enough ma
genta to color 800 yards of flannel,
yermilion for $500 yards, aurin for
100 yards and alizarin sufficient for
155 yards of red cloth.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1904-10-06

attack OF disease In
the battle of life.
The old idea of fate
or Wkismet, and
that q person al
ways dies when his
time comes, is now
exploded. Every
mechanism, wheth-
er made by God or
man, has a definite
amount of wear
and its life can be
lie myth e ne d or
shortened accord
ing to the care that
is given it. If ac-
cident or careless
ness destroys the
works of the watch
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1904-10-06
Broke Into His House.

Lie QuinA of Cavendish, VT, was
robbed OF his customary health by in
vasion of chronic constipation. When
DIR. Kings New Life Pills broke into
his house, his trouble was arrested and
now he's entirely cured. They're
guaranteed to cure. 25c at the Pho
neer Drug Store.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1904-10-06
He was a slayer.

She desperately Don't you believe
they will worry over your absence *
you fail to return home until such a
late hour? He (carelessly) There's mo-
body to worry except the landlady, and
I make point to keep her worrying
by always owing her months board.
cleveland Plain Dealer.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1904-10-06
Prevents PIE ufoxfia,

Anti-Quinine, the Great Cold Cure,
will always prevent Pneumonia if TAX
en- in time. Don't neglect a cold but
cure it at once with Anti-Quinine. Csc.
Sold by all druggists.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1904-10-06

cures Menstrual, Ovark
an, Uterine and Rectal
Troubles not with the
like by an entirely new
method developed by me
after two generations or
practice as a family doc
tor and specialist in wo
mems diseases. Ladies
|who could not hear a pin
drop without jumping
ont Of their skim" whom
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1904-10-06

Mrs. Skemer-Willie's teacher says
Willie never gets his arithmetic sums
right at ALL Mr.. Skemer-Mebbe it'll
be all for the best He may turn out to
be an expert short change artist.-Ex-
change
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1904-10-06
Strange.

There's something significant in the
fact that when one hears of a woman
keeping pile of old love letters they
have generally been written by some
one she didn't marry. - Baltimore
American.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1904-10-06

\ $50 my daughter referred you to me,
Ell? Well, hardly understand it. She
never consults me except in financial
way"
"Well-ah-sir, that's just it."
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1904-10-06

Belle-You were always fond of flow-
ers, were you not?
Bob--Why, yes, except during short
interval in which l studied botany
Puck.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1904-10-06
Thorp's
CorYw

For pleasant physic take Chamber
lain's Stomach and Liver Tablets.
Easy to take. Pleasant In effect. For
sale by Pioneer Drug Co.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1904-10-06

Get your engraved calling cards at
the COURIER Office. We have the lat
est and the correct forms.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1904-10-06

Kindness is greater than laws, and
the charities of life are more than all
eremonies.-Talmud.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1904-10-06

He often said she was peach
And after they had parted
He still insisted she was one.
For she was stony hearted.
Chicago Tribune.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1904-10-06

Quick Delivery dray line, L. S. Kes-
ter, proprietor. Phone So. Trunk de-
livery and all kinds of work.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1904-10-06
NERVOUS
WOMEN.

Pale, Nervous, Hysterical. sickly women can
find quick and lasting cure from their affiic
ton Il they will but place themselves in my care
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1904-10-06
The Secret of Long Life and
How to Overcome Waste.

To URnow HyselS" is to take advantage
of life's secrets and equip ones self with
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1904-10-06

DR.. John Kerr, in his book of mem
oirs, recalls q number of humorous
Scotch stories. For example, there Is
the story of the "argumentatively
tipsy" Scot, who, calling on the minis
ter and being told to so home and re
turn the next day when he was sober,
replied, Man, minister, when I'm So
Der / dinna care for religious converse
ton" Then there is the story about
Thomas Thorp, who died leaving his
fortune to poor relative on condition
that headstone with the name of the
said Thomas Thorp and verse Of
poetry be erected beside the grave.
Costing so much word to chisel let
tiers in the stone, the poor relative or
dered that the poetry should be brief.
Upon his refusal to approve on ac-
count of their too great length the
lines
Here lies the corp
OF Thomas Thorp,
the following was finally offered and
accepted:
Thorp's
CorYws@.