The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1904-10-27
THISTLES

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a. b. Tf'aia,d, ihs esfs were SO crowd
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petpit p,ie,ie IA tie So'id abe probably
heter tea'i otgtuf
TIE Aew Ccct-Wts time DO you
have 4 ainl Nrs Hstblower AT
ssysr..htis Wei, ON tofFy OF estt
be MA ie.
-Falhsf. sad the smGi boy. Why DO they
cal pteh made s;a bn Gus, ios.i
Ny iog, vas ne atswsr, u {, probably b..
cave Il u - DIR.
There are st lcAt thousand good
reAsots shy should marry her. Well,
what arc lhsyf F,ut, because van, te,
ard abe heftef u The other 900
jenny Tbtir eugsg men, has teen
broken BY mutual eor,eni. ks,e-lsn't
thst tAn'.irirg I'll never be satiined IN.
III I dad out Which ore broke II.
-D5 vou believe tta, practice alwsJs
makes pegf,e't No. II hasB't made any
thing but row ever since that idiot up.
stairs commenced with hi, date,
What's Fatty 90 wralhy sboutf Some.
body told him tina, the railroads were 20.
90 charge by the pound for carrying pas.
sengcrs aud he weighs $50.
"A Neoi poin,--Thc Mothers Club /. to
dscaif So important question tomorrow
Afternoon. whstis thsti IL one Justified
10 promising the moon to baby who cries
for i,g
We'll, old sport, don't you want q sure
thlng on the siIth rsee to-day No, my
my desr boy, am going { q on my vacation
10 few days and cannot sn1rd 1t.
-Pettei Daughter d on't ask me to take
up with hat inlisnidesnt little McPellet,
msmmA, Prudent Mamms Why, how
you tall, Esmerslds Don't you know
small men are setting to be the regular
craze now
They tell me thst Noisely has sub
telibed 81 900 TO the campaign fund. He
has. II Ia ~ annual occurrence with him,
sHlrdiug him a vast amount Of pleasure
and not costing him cent.
Ida-I thltk she mu,t expect to marry
Jack In the near future. She has told him
TO economist. May--Girls often do that.
ldA-Yes, but she has told him to stop
bringing her candy
-Emulallrg the modern naturalist, we
received to interview a rAttlesreke. Tell
", we mked, II your buttons come OF
vill your wife sew them on for your Hsv.
ing no sntIdote handy, we then Judged II
prudent 10 withdrsw.
~ low do you Ike schools asked a father
Of his little daughter, after her frat day.
Ike Il awfully, was the reply. And what
did you learn &c lay inquired the interest
ed parent. oh, lots said the child. I've
learned the names Of all the boys.
II see Grover Cleveland 10 going to make
only orc political speech this year. Why
is that. Well, II Parker ls elected he can
intst tba, his ,peech did 1t, and II Parker's
defeated he can fall back on the assertion
thai Il Was because he didn't make more
speeches.
Il want this well cleaned out, demand
cd the man who WAS driving the white
wagon. what's the matter with its asked
the authorities. II needs cleanirg-thatt
all. rejolned the other aercely. Seventeen
Of my customers are complaining OF sick.
icss In thtir families Puzzle. Find the
occupation Of the diver.
la my pla0s for your new home, ays
The arct i.ect have provided for . large
create iii,zI In the hall. Don't want It,
Ifsefttd Mr.. Conf eled. Whist. Not bit
Of Il. Can't take airy chances on having
sDy one being renltd,d that used to drive
a. ice wagon.
An animal had eiesped from a mens-
g,rls, and the keeper Was 10 search Of 1t.
Have you seen stray glrsfeg he asked OF
the group on the platform at the suburban
railway station. Now, that YOU mention
It, said the red nosed loafer sitting on the
Baggage truck. ~ sswa tall step ladder
wslkin' up the road past my house last
night, hut didn't pay no 'tention to u. ]
though hsd EN- again"
--Joilsh Quincy OF Boston told With glee
Of how Ne WAS once Identified by lsborer
who WAS erleh,enlnga friend, That Ia
Joslxh Qaincr. sald the int lsborer. And
who Ia Josiah q litey demanded the other
Don't you know who josiah Qainey Ia de-
macdod The fvt mar, Why, hes the
graudson Of the statue out there In the
yard,
You politicians 10 purity SLOW, said Far.
mer COruiossel As be tapped bic pipe or
the pos,S fiiee step to knock the s,hes out
What makes ye thilk tof nkod the shern.
wien you nominate a man for president,
yos'se 80, TO notify him a month or so II.
ter~srd 10 KEEP him fiom forgetting 1, ard
then he's gct TO write letter 10 keep The
politicians from thinlibg be won't tccept
You fellert ought to read the newrpspus
Accuracy 10 one q the best buslteu
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