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The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-04-04

The Columbus Enquirer-sun suggests Hearst and Graves as the ticket, because 1t sounds so much like funeral That's req. cruel.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-04-04

A man should always stick to his friends. We are told, and no doubt it Is good policy. His enemies will stick to hlm. 60 he needn't bother about them.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-04-04

The word Alabama" is a good name to conjure with. The battleship by that name beat the worlds record at target practice.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-04-04

wouldn't Alton B. Parker and John Sharpe Williams make a strong and win ming ticket?
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-04-04

The determination of Roosevelt to make no speeches in the coming campaign is sensible. He might queer his chances.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-04-04
The Bargain Lady.

Cincinnati Commercial Tribune.
 Clerk-What knd of a trave,iug bad can I show you, madam2 r. Mrs. Runabout--Well, want tg, get real leather $l5 bag for about S199, OF something like that.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-04-04
1eo4.

AvefAge TOT EebruAfy' Soo sunday Average for February.l4,ooo P. J. Kelly. Circulation Manager of Tne sontgomery Advertiser being duly sworn s eAys: The fcfegoirg statement of The Aavsrss tiser's daily circulation for the month or February. 1904. is true and correct and com piled after all returns from news boys news agents and leftover copies have been de- ducted. P J. KELLY.
 Circulation Manage-. Sworn to and subscribed before me this sth
 F. ". JACKSON. tseai1 N F.. Ex-o. ]. P.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-04-04

Switzerland sells us $21.Oo0000 worth of her products and buys but $2oo.0 worth of ours. Clever Switzerland! Talk about Yankee thrift!
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-04-04

Wonder what was the mater with Judge Technieality when Senator Burton was on trial?
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-04-04
Opening Afternoon, April 4th.

We invite the Ladies and Children to the Opening at Our Soda Fountain Monday afternoon from to 5, we Will serve our new Fruit Phosphates Free We desire you to try these delicious drinks. We nothing but the pure fresh fruit and fruit juices and Imported Maraschno cher res.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-04-04
< < < < 4 Y < + % < % = Y < ' c
 WHAT THE STATE PAPERS 7 ARE SAYINQ. !
 To be Preferred.

Tuscaloosa Times-Gazette.
 Tho silence of Judge Parker, seems to ba worrying some people. His silence is much to be preferred to the clamor of Mir. Hearst.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-04-04

Tho following detailed statement of the net paid circulation of The Advertiser Tor the monfh Of February makes an excellent snoW' ns; Alabama.s only metropolitan newspspss' sr is pardonabiy proud of this splendid record
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1904-07-05
ENTER TANNING NEWS
PAPER FEATURES

probably no other newspaper III III
! nt'd States can SHOW so brililah'
an array ef special features as is
lo'lna III tie columns OF the Chicago
hecoFd=liefaId.
The daily and Sunday news amt
Sp"clai features OF ne ohnc2So hec-
ofd-ffefald include the letters OF VIII
nam T. 'nf'ls ana Nai'ff Neililiaii.
The b'cofd-fierald special New
York dispatches, It's unparalleled for
e12A news service. embracing ITS own
special @ahIeS with those OF the New
sofE Herald, The New York ORIG
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1904-07-05
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Poisoned Eu!,ce.

The microbes of lockiav or Of otne.
diseases, the venom of snakes, The
virus OF smallpox or the vegetable
poisons may be successfully conveyed
%pon bullets from muskets or revolv
ers. Neither the hat nor the fric-
ton in firing destroys them, whether
they are oC the ball, In the powder,
IN the Wad, or smeared within the
gun barrel. Il the powder hey are
carried on unhurnt grains which
wake UP 81 per cent in avasg charge
Of poWder exploded
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1904-07-05
O%O-

The Wilson amt gambling act WAS
too severe i'll its penalties. Too many
juries would aequit rather than inllirt
the punishment provided upon the ac=
Cusca. The Very severity OF the law
acted as a bar TO its enforcement.
Now that the supreme court has de
ciared the law unconstitutional LET
the next legislature pass law which
does not 90 To extremes. II would be
enforced. and would 20 farther to-
ward putting check on gaming than
such a law as the Wilson anti-ganlb-
ing act
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1904-07-05
SPECIAL ASSESSMENT NOTICE

The tax book for The collection of
the special assessment upon the real
property i'll sewer district No . in the
city of Pine Bluff. Arkansas, for the
purpose of constructing sewers in said
district to connect with the main
sewer running through said district
has been placed in my hands. All
owners of real property lying in the
said district are required to pay their
assessments to me within thirty days
from this date. # such payment is
not made action Will be commenced a.
the end of that time for tho collection
of said assessment and for legal pen
altios and costs.
Given under my hand this the 18th
day of June, 1904
RALPH ROBINSON.
JIy ~ Collector.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1904-07-05

SOUTHERN POLITICAL STAND.
ARDS.

Several days ago Hon. lanes II.
Eckels former coHtrollel. Of the eur
rency, delivered am address before The
Alumni association OF tn" University
CT Georgia. III which he used the fol
lowing language:
II has been frequently said i'll the
north that the south is the home OF
the politicians | rejoice hat there is
at least one section of the country
where politics is an honorable profess
sion. and every man feels that he
must DISCHARGE his duty toward th"
state wish that everywhere
throughout tn" land public office in
Yited 10 the discharge of public duty
men of character and scholarly at
tainmeuts. The country would be far
better for Sucn service and even The
hunhlest position which has To DO
with science and control of govern
meni would AGAIN talk" ON the charac=
to-, of an honorable position.
II is fact recognized by broad=
miuded men throughout The country
that up 10 the present time southern
politics has not been vuIsarzed by
the corrupt use of money.
OF course such a statement is Not
10 ~
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1904-07-05
MOUNTAIN SUMNER RESORTS

High class in altitude, low in price
and temperature; in Virginia, East
Tennessee, North Carolina, South Cor.
DINA and Georgia. Also seashore
summer resorts from Virginia to Flor.
ida
Low round trip tickets on sale June
list Is September Goth, all good for re,
coaches and sleeper to the heart Of re,
sort region, via Southern railway.
Let us send you booklets, Land of
the Sky" Summer Homes Folder
beautiful Sapphire County," and de.
scriptions of the resorts, rates CT
round Trip tickets, of sleeper fares.
of board and routes, and schedules,
reserve your berths and ana you in
your summer trip.
c. A. DeSaussure, D. P. A.
Memphis, Tenn
L. NJ, DeSaussGre. c. p. and T. A.,
Memphis, Tenn.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1904-07-05
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a JOYFUL Parry.

We learn from a communication
hat a certain crowd of fun makers
nad good time in Portsmouth, Ohio
This time was spent in strawberry
8ns. snake shooting, and frog hunting
vas enjoyed. In the evening, music
'as eHioNed. after which ice cream
~ ca y was sl,eYed Toledo
ale
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1904-07-05
Frlendl, Repartee.

Did YOU have any luck hunting
yesterday, doctor?" asked the under
taEcr.
q ce,tainly did" replied the NJ. D.
4 brought down seventeen squirrels"
That's aood. said the other. Its
sir-2ly impossible 20 dodge your pre-
~cripao9s
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1904-07-05
MUSIC Wf,5 ifF2 AVVe,Y.
: Was Heard Distinctly. Howe YER, by
People Eighty Miles Distant.

Si'Eit i.9iiA3 iH'''~S [iStaiit.
As every scEo4lGGy knows musical
eunds travel much farther than envy
;tber noises, yet it has seldom hap
3ened that people eighty miles away
rom the performers could hear the
lusic of brass band. Such an oc-
e>urrenee actually happened in the
hawaiian islands not long ago. The
!eader of :he Territorial band. one OF
;he famous musical organizations
Hhtch have been heard IN almost all
countries Of the world, finding himself
unable to visit the islands as thor
9uShls as he would ha' G liked TO- ar,
ranscd with the telephone rompany to
place huge transmitter in the room
where one Of his concerts was being
given and to notify all Telephone sub
fGriberS throughout the islands that
by going to their phones at the given
hour they could have the benefit OF
Me music. The scheme Is stated to
nave worked out with remark able sue
.ess. The leader of the band was Cap
tain II. Berger. Government officials
eighty miles from Hilo, here the con.
cert was given, listened to the pro
gram with mar'test satisfaction.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1904-07-05
nright's Disease, Diabetes

md Kidney Congestion arrested in Il day and
urcd To STAY cured with bottle or two of
rake 5 Palmetto Wine Send address to nr;lli,
formuia Company, Chicago, if YOU wish
Hal bottle free.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1904-07-05

The Wilson anti gambling law hay
ing been declared unconstitutional,
the slot machines, crap tables. and
other gambling devices viii no doubt
get into business instanter.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1904-07-05
C&O

Fools like the one who same near
causing a tragedy III Hloombur2 by
one of his jokes should not be allowed
to remain at large. They are a men
ace to the lives of good citizens.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1904-07-05
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The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-08-07

yits ago!' Get aboard says he, Civ
in me a short, frindly kick an In a
minyit l found mesilf amid a scene iv
ORIENTAL splendhor an no place to put
me grip sack.
Il shtud drinking in tn glories iv
tn scene ontil a proud man who Uud
qualify on color FIR all his meals at tn
White House come up an ordered me
to bed. Fond as 1 am iv tn colored
man, Hinnissy, / wud sometimes wish
that tn summer styles in Pullman
porters was more light an airy. 1t is
thrue that tn naygur porter is more
durable an doesn't show tn dirt. but
on tn other hand, he shows tn heat
more. Where, says /, do / sleepY I
don't know where we sleep, cap says
he, but ye'er ticket reads f'r an up
per berth I wud prefer a thrapeze,
says 1, but II yen call out tn fire de-
partment, maybe they can help me in, :
I says. At that he projooced a seal
in laddher an tn thrain goin' around
a curve at that minyit, ] soon found
mesilf on me hands an knees in wan
Nv tn coolest little upstairs rooms We
liver saw. He dhrew tn curtains an so
viii I. But some day whin / am down
town I am goin' to dhrop in on me
friend, tn prisidlnt iv tn Pullman
company an ask him to publish a few
know how a gintleman can take off
his clothes while settin' on thin. II
wud help a good deal to know what
to do with tn clothes whin We have
squirmed out Nv thin. Ar-re they to be
rolled mp in a ball an placed undher
tn head or dropped into tn aisle ?
Again, in tn mornin' how to get into
tn clothes without THROWN tn thrain
off tn thrack? l will tell We confidin-
TALLY. Hinnissy. that not bein' con-
tortlonist tn on'y thing tok off was
me hat.
"Th' thrain sped on an on. 1 cud
not sleep. TIL luxury ~ thravel kept
me wide awake. Who wud coort slum-
Der in such a coy little bower? There
were some that did IL; / heerd thin
coortin'. But not 1. law awake
while we few on. might say. bump
ed through space. IL seemed hardly a
minyit befure we were in Saint Looey.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-08-07
MR.. d 9 OBEY
20 ON *
THE COMFORTS OF TRAVEL

Copyright, 1904, by Mcclure, Phillips & Co.

Dye know" said Mr.. Hennessy, we
can go frim Chicago to New York in
twinty hours? 1t must be like fyin''
TITS somethin' like flyin," said Mr..
Dooley, but it's also like fallin' off a
roof or bein dubbed be a polisman."
TITS wonderful how LUXURIOUS
modhern thravel is" said Mr.. Hen
messy.
"Oh, WONDERFUL" said Mr. Dooley.
IT'S almost a dhream. Ye go to bed
at night in Kansas City an We ar-re
still awake in Chicago in tn mornin'.
Ye lave New York to-day an mex
Thursdah We ARE in San Francisco
an can't get back. An all tn time
We injye such comforts an iligances
as wud make tn Shah Nv Persia in
vious IL he heerd Nv thin. l haven't
travelled much since ! hastily put
four thousan miles Nv salt water an
smiin' land between me an tn con-
stabulary, but I've always wanted to
fly through space on wan iv thin
palace cars with tn beautiful names.
1'h' man that names tn Pullman cars
an tn pa-aper collars Nv this country
Is our greatest pote, whoiver he is. /
cud see mesilf steppin' aboard a palace
on wheels called Obulula or Onarka
an bein' fred firm wan union deepo to
another. So las month wnin a towny
Nv mine In Saint Looey asked me down
there 1 determined to make tn plunge.
with tn invitation come a fine con-
sarvitive article be tn gin'ral passen-
ger agent indlvrin', Hinnissy, to give
a faint idea Nv tn glories Nv tn thrip.
There was pitchers in this little pome
shown how tn thrain looked to tn
passenger agent. Elegantly dhressed
ladies an gintlemen set in tn hand
somely upholstered seats, OF sthrolled
through tn broad aisles. Pierpont
Morgan was disclosed in a corner die
tain a letter 70 Andrew Carnaygle.
In tn barber shop Jawn d. Rockefeller
was being shaved. In tn smokin car
We cud see a crowd Nv jolly men play
in' poker: near by sat three wags tell
in comic stories while a naygur waith-
err dashed to an fro an pushed mint
juleps into tn fash'nable compny
Says / 20 meslf Here's life. They'll
have TO dhrag me firm that rollin
home ~ bliss feet foremost says l.
An / whit boundln down TO tn dee
DO. / slung four dollars at tn presi-
dint ~ III road whin he had con-clud-
cd some important business with his
malta an ne slung back yard ~
green paper by which I surrindered me
rights as an American citizen. With
this here deed In me hand, I whit
through a line ~ naughty gintlemen
In unyorm an wan afther another
looked az tn ticket an punched a hole
I'M II. Whin ] got 10 tn thrain IN
last AZ these Rr-reot men says Have
We got q ticket7 i had says /. This
porous plasther was q ticket three min.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-08-07

crops. Provision has been made long
in advance for this annual drain upon
the resources of the banks. The flow
of funds from New York to the South
and West will not begin, however, for
thirty days or more. Foreigners had
prepared themselves to help out in that
quarter, and possibly will do so yet,
although for the moment their anxiety
appears to be to reconcentrate their
surplus at home as insurance against
possible complications growing out of
the Russo-Japanese war.
New YOrI<'s Traction Puzzle.
In the absence of big things to in
terest the speculative mind the at
tention of the street has been given
over, in large degree, to the traction
puzzle of New York. 1t would appear
that a scheme for the consolidation of
the several companies is making pro-
gress, although vigorous official denial
is made whenever the real people are
approached for information. August
Belmont, head of the Subway-L com
bination, declares that he does not
want the Metropolitan or any of its
surface connections, and would not
have them as a gift. He has not de-
MED, however, that Thos. J. Ryan and
his associates in control of the sur
face lines, may swallow him and his
outfit 1t is commonly believed that
could produce IS to Mr.. Belmont's 81,
and that Belmont may be the little
fish about to be devoured. 1t is a
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-08-07

can injye places betther be not goin'
to thin. ! think Nv Italy as tn home
Nv tn Pope, but Hogan, who has been
there, thinks Nv II as tn home Nv tn
flea. / can see tn dome iv st. Peth-
ers risin' against tn sky. but he can
ony see tn cabman that charged HIM
eighty liars or thirty cents Nv our
money TO carry him around tn block
l think iv New York as a place, where
people set shinin' their dimonds with
satin napkins at tn Waldorf an
dhrinkm' champagne out Nv good coal
scuttles with Jawn W. Gates, but
know man down there that dhrives
a dhray. I've always wanted to see
tn Rocky Mountains, but they don't
away.
They amt amy easy way iv
thravellin'. Our ancesthors didn't
have amy fast thrains, but they didn't
want thin. They looked on man
thravellin' as a man dead, an so he
Is. Comfort is in havin' things where
we can reach thin. A man is as COM
Portable on a camel as on a private
car an man who cud injye bouncin
over steel rails at sixty miles an hour
cud go to sleep on top Nv a donky in
jine. TIL good Lord didn't intind us
10 be gaddin' around tn wurruld. TIL
more we thry to do It, tn harder It's
made f'r us. A man is supposed to
take his meals an his sleep in an at
tichood Nv repose. 1t amt nachral
10 begin on billed egg at Galesburg
an end on II at Bloomington. We
weren't exploited to spread a meal over
two hundred miles an our shores
over a thousand. 1t tn Lord had
wanted San Francisco TO be near New
York. he'd have put It thsre, tn
railroads haven't made Il amy nearer.
It's still tin thousan miles, or what
iver 1t is. an ye'd be more tired II
We reached it in wan day thin We
wud II we did II in two months in
q covered wagon an stopped f'r sleep
an meals. TIL faster a thrain goes,
tn nearer tn jints iv tn rails ar-re
together. Man was meant TO stay
where he is or walk. II Nature had
intnded us to fly. she wud've fixed
us with wings an taught US to ate
chicken feed"
But tn railroads assists Nature
said Mr.. Hennessy.
They do" said Mr.. Dooley. They
make 1t hard to thravel."
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-08-07
Sugar Trusts Profits.

Sugar Trusts Profits.
The Sugar Trust is making money at
the rate Of five-eighths of a cent a
pound on 100000 tons of sugar per
year, which is equivalent to 81, 500. 900.
Dividend requirements foot up $500, 900
annually. The company is therefore
able to reinforce its surplus at the rate
of 100000 a year. 1t already has an
immense cash working capital, sum
largely in excess of ordinary require
ments, and is one of the biggest lend
ers Of call money. competing with the
insurance companies, Standard Oil and
Russell Sage. There is well-defined
talk of melon cutting in Sugar, eth
er in the form of an increase in the
regular dividend. or in the distribution
Of a special allotment.
Wall street feels that glut in the la
Dor market is a good insurance against
a chronic strike situation, and that
agitation in the industrial army must
come growingly into disfavor despite
the frantic efforts of the jawsmiths to
foment trouble.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-08-07

curious complication and wide inter-
est attaches to the play, because Of the
fact that there are at least $4,000 peo-
pie directly interested in the .securi-
ties Of the various companies concern
ed, having an aggregate market value
OF approximately $500,000,0 00 There
are only three or four steam railway
combinations with more at stake and
representing more real money.
fractions have been quite active
and fluctuations incessant making them
attractive these dull days to the tai
ent" on the exchange. The course OF
prices in the several properties has
been generally upward and some clever
turns have been made by the specu-
lators. Tammany braves have been
taken into the deal at various stages
and given a chance to make some
money. In return for this Kindness,
they are expected TO lend hand when
concessions or gifts Of franchises are
asked for later on. Neither wall
street nor Tammany poses as an
eleennosnary institution, and this sort
Of traffic Is done on a basis Of inter-
change of favors.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-08-07

erywhere in Wall street which is, aft
er all, the best available barometer of
actual conditions, and the best prophet
of the future.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-08-07
Industrial Activity.

InduetrtnI Activity.
An industrial point advanced by
hopeful souls is that railroads, the
largest customers of the iron and steel
mills, car and locomotive works, and
the lumber interests, must continue to
buy indefinitely to maintain their
properties, making no allowance what
ever for necessary betterments and ex-
tensions. The wear and tear of railroad
property is constant, although at the
present time most railway companies
are well equipped with rolling stock.
There can be no long let up in the way
of replenishment, however. The late
Gen. Sam" Thomas is credited with
the remark, You can starve a rail-
road for year, but you cannot by any
possibility starve it for two years"
There is a continual necessity for the
purchase of rails, locomotives, cars,
ties, etc.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-08-07
FALSE THEORIES
Lead TO Worthless or Harmful Rene
dies

Lead TO Worthless or Harmful Renee
dies.
Stimulating the scalp may allay the
itching of the dandruff. but that does
not cure the scalp. The disease won't
yield to quinine or capsicum nor alco-
hol. because IL is caused by a germ or
parasite. To cure dandruf the germ
must be destroyed. Until recently
there was no hair preparation. or
dandruff cure, or hair restorer, on the
market that would kill that insidious
germ that dries up the scalp In little
scales called dandruff. and absorbs the
vitality Of the hair. causing falling
hair and finally badness. Newbro's
Herpicide is the only really scientific
preparation 10 cure dandruff. prevent
falling hair and badness. Sold by
leading druggists. Send i0c In stamps
for sample to The Herpicide Co, De-
troit Mich.
LivlngstsGfa Pharmacy. Special
Agent.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-08-07

Thousands of
sickly people
have been re-
S { o re d TO
health a n d
strength by the
use OF the Bit
ters. Many of
them volunta-
rily testify that
II cured them
Of
Indigestion,
Dyspepsia,
Constipation,
Biliousness
Kidney
Troubles
or Malaria.
II viii cure
you, too.
Try IL to-day.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-08-07
Full of Opportunities.


The stock market is full Of 10 to IL
per cent. opportunities. The industrial
list does not hold a monopoly in this
respect, although majority Of chances
of the kind described are found there.
Some Of the newer railroads and rail-
road combinations offer almost irresist-
ible attractions to investors and specu-
lators who do not look for absolutely
sure things. With call money az l
per cent. and time money at 3 and =
per cent. and with business conditions
normal Il is not safe 10 expect pro-
longation OF dizziness and inactivity IN
the stock market. The situation -
strained and unnatural. The gospel OF
business reaction and lack OF confidence
has been overworked. Recovery from
this abnormal state OF things has been
going on for two or three months and
the tide OF favorable developments 10
stlli rising, I'VE hear and see TINS ev-