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Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-12-24

DIR. Rea has no superior in diagnos-
ing and treating disease and defOrmi-
ties. He will give $50 for any case
that he cannot tell the disease aud
where located in five minutes.
All durable medical and surgical dis
eases, acute and chronic catarrh, and
Special Diseases Of the Eye, Ear, Nose
and Throat, Lung disease, Early Con-
sumption. Bronchitis, Bronchial Ca
tarrh, Constitutional Catarrh, Dyspep-
STA, Sick Headache, Stomach and
Bowel Troubles. Rheumatism, Neural
gia. Sciatica, Bright's Disease, Dia-
betes, Kidney, Liver, Bladder, Pros
tatic and Female diseases, Dizziness,
Nervousness, Indigestion, Obesity,
Interrupted Nutrition, Slow Growth
in Children, and all wasting diseases
in. adults. MANY cases of deafness,
Ringing in the Ears, Loss of Eyesight,
Catarrh, Cross Eyes, etc, that have
been improperly treated or neglected.
can be easily restored. Determines,
Club Feet, Curvature of the Spine,
Disease of the Brain, Paralysis, EpIl-
epsy, Heart Disease, Dropsy, Swelling
OF the Limb, Structure, Open Sores,
Pain in the Bones, Granular Enlarge
ments and all lOng-standing diseases
properly treated. Young, middle-aged
and old, single and married men, and
all who suffer from lost manhood, ner-
vous debilities. spermatorrhOea, semi
ndt iOocCSs oCAddi oCOdy, lACA1-
DRY, weak eyes, stunted development,
lack of energy, impoverished blood,
pimples, impediments to marriage,
also blood and skin diseases. Syphilis,
Eruptions, Hair Falling, Bone Pains,
Swellings, Sore Throat, Ulcers, effect
of Mercury, Kidney and Bladder
Troubles, Weak Back, Burning Urine,
passing urine too often, Gonorrhoea,
elect. Structure, receive searching
treatment, prompt relief and cure for
life.
FISTULA, PILES.
! yaricocele and enlarged glands with
the subcutaneous method, absolutely
without pain and without the loss of a
drop of blood. is one of his own dis
coyerieS and is the most really Scien-
tific and certainly sure cure of the
nineteen century, No incurable cases
taken. Consultation to those inter
ested, LOO
DR.. REA & CO..
Minneapolis, MINI.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-12-24

Some boys had picked up a stray
dog, and were sitting in a circle on
the ground with the dog in the CEN
ter, trying to decide among them
selves which one should have the dog.
1t was finally agreed that the one
who could tell the biggest lie should
have him. Several of the boys had
already made their ssspiels. when the
village minister came upon the scene
and asked the. boys what they we're
doing. On being informed of the
method adopted of disposing of the
dog, the minister expressed great sur
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-12-24
HOLIDAY LOW RATES.

To accommodate holiday travellers
the Union Pacific has placed in effect
a rate of one fare plus so cents for the
round trip. Dates of sale December
"a, 25, 26, 81 and January 1 and 2, with
final return limit January 4. Inquire
of r. E. MORSE
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-12-24
The Mich Cow Eulogized.

At recent auction sale at Spring.
field, ILL.,, Colonel F. n. Woods deiiv-
cred the following stirring eulogy on
the COW, the best feature of which is
that it is true. Colonel Wood says:
"Of all the animal friends OF man
she is the greatest. To her we owe
the most. / wish that 1, as you are
about to sit down to the noon day
meal, might remove from your table
what the COW has placed thereon. Id
take the cup of milk waiting at baby's
chair. I'd take the cream, the
cheese, the butter, the custard pie,
tho cream biscuit, the steak, the
smoking roast of beef. and leave you
to make a meal of potatoes, beets,
pickles and toothpicks.
''There is n 1T thing from nose to
tail that is not utilized for the use of
man. We use her horns to comb her
our hair, her skin upon our feet, her
hair keeps the plaster on our walls,
her hoofs make glue, her tail makes
soup, she gives us our milk or cream,
our cheese and butter, and her flesh
Is the greatest meat of all nations.
I1cI UlOOu 10 uSSu W ihdhC Jul sugar
white. Her bones are ground to fer
tilfze our soil, and even her paunch
she herself has put through the first
chemical process necessary for the
production of the best white card
board, and they have discovered that
such paper can be made into the finest
quality of false teeth.
mo other animal works for man
both night and day. BY day she
gathers food, and when we are asleep
at night, she brings it back to eschew
and convert it into all things of
which speak.
s.She has gone with man from Ply
mouth Rock to the setting SUM- 1t
was her SONS that turned the first sod
in the settlers gathering; it was her
sons that drew the prairie schooner
for the sturdy pioneers as, inch by
inch, they fought their way to prove
that westward the star of empire
takes it's way with the old COW graz
ing behind, and when the days march
was done she came and gave the milk
to fill the mothers breast to feed the
sucking babe that was perchance to
become the ruler of the country Who
says that much of what we are we do
not owe to mans best friend, the COW?
Treat her kindly. gently, for without
her, words fail to describe the situa-
tion."
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-12-24

~ Il SwIEgett has the recording
agency fer the Continental Fire and
Tornado Insurance Co.. of New York.
Il your property is not insured dun't
fail to see him.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-12-24

prise and started out to give the BOYS
Il lecture. but it was cut very short.
when he said to them: Boys. when l
was little fellow like you, l never
told Il iie." with one accord the boys
shouted. s'Give him the dog and
away they went.-Ex.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-12-24
A Guaranteed Cure for Piles.

Itching, Blind, Bleeding or Protrud-
ing Piles. Druggists refund money if
PAZo OINTMENT fails to cure any case,
no matter of how long standing, In 6
ease and rest. soc. If your druggist
hasn't it send so cents in stamps and
it will be forwarded postpaid by Paris
Medicine Co., St. Louis, Mo.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-12-24
$50 80 Il loan.

have $50 coo 30 loan on Trego
county lands north and east OF Wa
keeney Write or cali and see me.
w. III. HILL,
Hill City, Kans.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-12-24

DIR. A. E. Woodworth, dentist of
Ellis, assisted by j. p. Rives, d. ID. s.,
will visit Wa-Keeney, January 1st,
remaining till January 18th. 1905. Uf-
fee over Dr. Jones' Implement store.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-12-24

nNOII Tor your real estate or business any
EHNH where. L can sell it. mean it. Send
UHUll description and lowest cash price.
w. E. MintOn, Kansas City. Mo.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-12-24

I have for sale section %, township
II, range "a. known as the "Buck"
section ce - creek This is one of
The bes Alfalfa propositions in Trego
county. Gall Ga me-. ~ II. Swiggett.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-12-24

Senator Tom NoftZger, of Harper,
doesn't think the legislature this win
ter will be much better than the leg
islatures of the past. Everybody is
in favor of a short session." said he.
"They have always been in favor of a
short session before, but somehow the
sessions drag out over the constitI :
tional limit, just the same. There
will not be as many employees on the
roll as there were two years ago. TT e
reformers may be responsible for this
in measure, but not entirely. II
there were United States Senator to
elect, the pay roll would be just as
large as ever. Two years ago the Curtis
managers loaded up the Senate with
useless employees and the Long and
Stanley managers loaded up the
House. That is all there is to it,
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-12-24
Lind fnr sale.

The southwest quarter of section
35-13-l4. This Is . CHOICE location.
81 900 ia three payments. Address c.
VI. Bel. Utica, I<sns.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-12-24
cANpY-At the Star Grocery.

Three-fourths of a ton of candy on
hand and in transit, School teachers
and Sunday school committees please
make note of this. you want some
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-12-24

John Q. Royce, Mr.. Reeder's mana
ger, announces in his paper that our
congressman will stand for re-elec-
tion two years hence. Now the syn
dictate know what they are up against,
and can begin making their combina-
tions. But they can't combine, and
Mr.. Reeder will be reelected in 1906
as easily as he was in 1904. He's hard
to catch.-BelOit Gazette.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-12-24

Three hogs for sale, weight about
200 lbs, just right for fattening; also
ten small pigs. bred up well. c. d.
Yetter, OgallaN. Kau>.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-12-24

WANTED-Cattle to winter. Millet.
Cane, and Kaftir corn for sale. J. t.
w. Cloud.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-12-24

Parties wishing to have their laun-
dry work done. call on w. G. Shin
Quin. Satisfaction guaranteed.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-12-24

Alfalfa Hay for sale in stack at $500
per ton. Chas Steinberger.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-12-24

For sale or trade for good mich
cow-fine toned organ. II. B. Hiskey.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-12-24
LANDS WANTED.

/ have customers for a few unim-
proved cheap tracts of land: some we'll
improved farms: some small ranches,
, and two large ranches.
If you want to sell now is the time.
Come list what you have, or send me
descriptions, prices, etc.
For Sale-LandS.
A few bargains in lands-farm and
ranch lands
Irrigated Lands.
am agent for the Arkansas Valley
Sugar Beet & Irrigated Land Co IS
lands in Southeast Colorado, where
farming pays.
Call on or write,
S. NJ. HUTZEL,
Wa-Keeney, Kans.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-12-24

Picked pork at Baker s.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-12-24
To Cure q Gold in One Day

Take LAXATIVE 8ROMO QUININE Tab
iets. All druggists refund the money
if it fails 70 cure. 2. " Groves sig
nature IS On each box. 25c.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-12-24

Baker will pay 6 cents per pound
for good hides until further noice.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-12-24

Smoked hams at Baker
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-12-24

Ayer's Pills greatly aid the Cherry
'ectoral I'm breaking up q cold.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-03-09
Will Meet on March IL.

Gen. George E. Bryant, chairman
of the Republican state central com
mittee said that he had decided to
call a meeting at Madison a week
from next Thursday, on March II. to
decide the time and place for holding
the state convention, or conventions
He said he would issue the call this
week. The general has intended to
consider the matter of calling the
committee together some time and at
tentiOn
Yes, I've been considering the
matter of calling the committee to-
gether," said the general, land you
may say that | have decided to have it
meet here two weeks from yester
day, or March II. That will en-
able US to get the call out eight weeks
before the time required for the
election of the delegates to the nation
al convention The latter meets in
Chicago on June 21, and the delegates
must be elected at least four weeks
before the date. Our convention will
have to be held perhaps May Is or 10.
| don't know whether the committee
can meet here now that we are burned
out. I shall have to look about for
hall. I guess, however, I won't have
much difficulty in procuring a meeting
place.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-03-09
Died.

John McGraw, died at his home on
West Main street. last Thursday, after
an illness of Bright's disease. Mr..
McGraw was born in GAINESVILLE, Ohio,
seventy-four years ago and came to
WatertOwn when boy of ten years.
In 1849 he joined band of gold seek
ers who went to California during the
gold fever and upon his return en-
gagged in various pursuits, following
farming most of the time, He is sur
vived by his widow and several chill
dren, Mrs. Edward Atkinson, Atkin-
son, Mich; Mrs. M. P Fenelon, Esca-
naba, Mich; William j. McGraw,
Masonvills, Mich; James McGraw,
Chicago, ILL.,; Charles McGraw, this
city. There are two sons, John and
Peter McGraw, children of a former
wife. The funeral took place Satur-
day morning to St. Bernard's church,
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-03-09
p opposed Milk Ordinance

DR.. F. c. Werner has in preparation
an ordinance providing for the purity
of milk supplied to consumers in this
city. He has received copies of several
ordinances of like nature secured
from other cities and will incorporate
the best there is in them and what will
it local conditions The ordidance
will provide for the testing at inter
walls of all milk supplied to persons re-
siding in this city and each milk deal
er will be licensed without cost, to
conduct such dairy business. TIE
health commissioner will also have
authority from the state dairy and food
commissioner to inspect all food sup
plies brought to the city and offered for
sale, including meats. etc. The ordi-
nance will harm no one furnishing a
pure food product, and should pass.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-03-09
Wisconsin Patents

granted this week: Reported by G.
A. Snow & Co., Patent Attorneys
Washington, d. ca. w. Bailey,
GAINESVILLE, hay loader; l.. A. Scid-
more, Eau Claire, thill or tongue sup
port; O. l.. Hubbard, Waukesha,
puzzle; F. E. Mitchell, Oshkosh, meg
aphone; A. D. Seaman, Milwaukee
wal drobe trunk; w. A. Van Brunt,
Horizon, pressure regulating mechan-
ism for drills; A. Yates, Milton feeder
for corn 'husking machines.
For copy of any of above patents
send ten cents in postage stamps with
date of this paper to G. A. Snow & Co.,
Washington, D. G..
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-03-09
The Way to Get Factories.

At mass meeting held at James
vile last Friday, to raise a bonus to
insure the removal to that city of a
Sl, 900, 900 beet sugar plant from
Dresden, Canada, the citizens became
SO enthusiastic that they presented
their gold watches and rings to Auc-
tioneer, w. t. Dooley, who sold them
at auction and added the proceeds to
the bonus fund, which was made, SO
that the cfactory is now assured. Band
paraded the streets in honor of the
closing of the deal.
Watertown should get hustle on it.
sell and go after some these factories,
and the sooner we land some the better.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-03-09
Carpenters Get Increase.

The differences between the local
union carpenters and some of the con-
tractors have been adjusted and the
men employed by Mess"s. Ferd. Behl-
ke and William Riebe returned to
work Monday morning with the under
standing that the new scale of 25
cents an hour as the minimum price
will go into affect April L. The strike
did not effect all the union car
penters just now as many of them were
not employed, only those working for
bosses having old contracts being di-
rectly affected. The matter was ad-
justed Sunday between Behlke and
Riebe and the men working for them
and work was resumed Monday. The
men have been idle since March 1.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-03-09
New Building Firm

A new building firm has catered
into the competition in Watertown,
namely the j. Weber & Son Lumber
company doing business in Water
street. the leading proprietors of
which are Frank B. Weber and Ferdi-
nand Schmutzler. From now on they
will be factors in the building trade
here and will solicit business along
that line. The company claims to be
in position where they can figure On
al classes of building work in this
city, adjoining towns and those who
are contemplating the erection of
buildings during the coming year will
Go we'll TO call and secure estimates
which will be cheerfully furnished on
all class of structures.
Repair work on all classes of build
ings will be attended to and prompt
figures given The services of John
Shatz have been secured for the super
intendence of work of this nature and
being boilder with a record for good
workmanship, it is safe to say that the
new building firm have placed the
construction matter in safe hands.
The j. Weber & Son company will
remain in the lumber business as
formerly.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-03-09
A Boys Wild Ride for Life,

With family around expecting him to
die, and son, riding for life, IS miles,
to get DIR. Kings New Discovery for
Consumption, Coughs and Colds, W. HI.
Brown, of Lepseyille, Ind, endured
deaths agonies from asthma; but this
wonderful medicine gave instant relief
and soon cured him. He writes: 81
now sleep soundly every night" Like
marvellous cures of consumption, pneu-
monia, bronchitis, coughs, colds and
grip prove its matchless merit for all
throat and lung troubles. Guaranteed
bottles so cents and $1.0O. Trial bottles
free, by Brennecke & Bergmann, Drug
gists.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-03-09
Farmers Institute at Kaukauna.

The eighteenth annual closing Wis
consin Farmers Institute and mid
winter fair will be held at Kaukauna.
March 10, 16, II, 1904. Supt. George
McKerrow of Madison will be conduct
or. An instructive and entertaining
programme is in store for all who at
tend.
An excursion rate of fare and
one-third for round trip tickets from
all points in Wisconsin from which
the local one way fare is So. 25 or less,
has been granted by the railroads.
Excursion tickets will be sold on
March 14-16, good to return until and
including March Is, 1904,
When buying your ticket be sure
and ask your agent for round trip ex-
cursion rates. as shown by his circular
of about February 18th.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-03-09
Fearful Odds Against Him.

Bedridden, alone and destitute. Such
in brief was the condition of an old
soldier by the name of ]. j. Havens,
Versailles, O. For many years he was
troubled with kidney disease and neith-
or doctors nor medicines gave him re-
lief. At length he tried Electric Bitters,
it put him on his feet in short order,
and now he testifes. I'm on the road
to complete recovery Best on earth
for liver and kidney troubles and all
forms of stomach and bowel complaints.
Only 30 cents. Guaranteed by Bren-
necke & Bergman, Druggists.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-03-09
"77o Breaks Up Colds

The use of ''Seventy-scven", DR..
Humphreys famous Specific. breaks
up Colds that hang on and do not
yield TO other treatment, thus prevent
ing a cold running inio Grip, Catarrh,
Inflammation of the Lungs and other
diseases.
''Seventy-seYen' is put up in small
bottle of pleasant pellets-6ts the vest
pocket-easy to carry. At all Druggists.
25c. DR.. Humphreys Manual mailed
free on application.
Humphreys Medicine Co., Cor.
William & John Sts., New York.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-03-09
Elected on 2O2d Ba LOT.

Carroll g. Pearse of Omaha, Net.,
was elected superintendent Of Milwau-
kee schools to succeed H. o. r. Self
ert last night on the school board
The vote was twenty for Mr.. Pearse
and three for Mr.. Seifert.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-03-09
Bucklen's Arnica SaIve,

Has world wide fame for marvellous
cures. 1t surpasses any other salye, To-
ton, ointment or balm fer cuts, corns,
burns, bOils, sores, felons, ulcers, letter,
salt rheum, fever sores, chapped hands,
skin eruptions; infallible for piles. Cure
guaranteed. Only 25 cents, at Bren-
necke & Bergman, Druggists.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-03-09
Matrimonial CatcChiSm

w udt Is IudTFldRO!
Marriage is an institution for the
blind.
Why do some people never marry
Because they do not believe in d.
vOrce.
When man thinks seriously Of
marriage, what happens?
He remains single.
Does girl ever think of anything
but marriage?.
Only that. and how to get married.
Should man marry a girl for her
money?
No. But be should not let her be-
come an old maid just because she's
rich.
When girl refers to ''sad court
ship what does she mean?
She means that the man got away.
Is an engagement as good as mar
riage?
It's better.
How may we tell when courtship
has progressed?
When the man takes to yawning in
the girl presence.
When two thin people become en-
gagged, what happens?
Tney Immediately grow very thick.
Ia selecting a husband, why does a
girl prefer fat man?
Because fat man finds it hard to
stoop to anything low.
When a man has popped the ques.
tion is he fnishedp
No, he has yet to question Pop
When asking papa how should a
young man actp
He should face papa manfully aud
never give him chance at his back.
When the minister says ''Do you
take this woman for better or for
worse?' what does he mean?
The bridegroom's people coustrue it
one way, and the brides family inter-
pret it another. 1t is very sad.
Why does bride wear veilp
So that she may conceal her salts
faction
When a man marries, has he seen
the end of trouble?
Yes, but it is usually the wrong end.
What is greater than wife's love?
Her temper.
Do married women suffer in silence?
Yes they all suffer when they may
not talk.
When man says he can manage his
wife, what does he mean?
He means that he can make her do
anything she wants to.
When child is smart and good, to
who's family is it due?
To it's mothers
When child is bad and stupid, to
whose family is it due?
We refuse to answer
When man harrows his wife, what
does it evidence?
Bad husbandry.
Is it possible for a married man to
be a fool without knowing it?
Not if his wife is alive.
What is a mother in-law?
See, Gen. Sherman's definition of
war.
How did the western man solve the
mother-in-law question?
When she came to spend the sum-
mer with him, he hired a Christian
Scientist to come and give the old lady
absent treatment.
Was it effectiye?
Yes, she went away and never came
back.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-03-09
A Case of Smallpox in This City.

A case of smallpox was discovered
Monday in the home occupied by Ru-
dolph Maede, GIT First street. The
patie Mt is Charles Jones who has been
stopping there. The home has been
quarantined and every precaution TAX
en- against the spread of the disease
Those exposed will be vaccinated.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-03-09
THE WEATHER.

Rain or Snow Tonight and
I:lil5 Thursday. Rising Temperature
tonight.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-03-09

Following are extracts from an ad-
dress delivered by G. G. Julius Spoerri,
before the Wisconsin Agricultural Ex-
pertinent Association, in convention,
assembled at Madison, Wis, February
3, 1904.