The San Francisco call., 1904-09-17

A Japanese rougn rider appeared
before Judge !Conlan yesterday. Alone
and unaided he took Russian Hill on
Thursday night, abused Patrick Null
cahey, whom he mistook for a Co.'S
sack because he dwelt upon the hill,
and finally told the cab driver who had
scaled the kopje with him that he had
not a yen with which to pay for the
ride
*. Nakamoro. take the stand What
do you plead?" asked the Judge.
Not guilty replied the little brown
rough rider Il am good, honest, faith
full Industrious schoolboy from Japan
ese Mission School. Last night l had
some sake, which is an honorably de-
lightful drink Of Japan. If the honor
able magistrate would deign to try
some 1 will dutifully send the same.
1T is pleasant when not taken too
much Of Last night 1 fear I became
dishonorably intoxicated. / am happy
because the Japanese most valiant SOL
diers conquer the Russian piratical ma
ton which-is most 'dishonorable coun-
try.
When was most peacefully return
ing to the mission to study my most
difficult lesson, which is called spelling
and very hard to understand, saw a
rickshaw which Is propelled by horse
instead of man. The horse looked so
much a resemblance to my friend
Ituro, who is a rickshaw man In Toxic,
which is most glorious city in Japan
and home of the Emperor. got into
the rickshaw and spoke to the horse,
which 1 thought was Ituro and told
him to proceed. He proceeded.
Il thought that the ricksnaw would
bear me to the shrine of Shinto,: which
is on the high bluff at Nagasaki. said
RI ho mar uyh0 aCp0rpnaDfod fho rick
shaw which is propelled by horse,
What is this placer
He said, Russian Hill, Then my
heart burned with AZ most honorable
desire TO slay. 7 saw . person in the
distance who was no doubt most
piratical, dishonorable Russian. The
rickshaW man said his name was Null
caheyvitch. Him 1 put to flight. Then
l shouted Banzai and was glad.
1.-The rickshaw man demanded Of me
several dollars, but l had not yen
because for cleaning windows and also
to polish the brass l am only given my
dinner and most little room in the cell
lar. Then most enormous policemen
bring me to this honorable Jail where
the floor is of stone and not nice to
sleep upon"
The hero of Russian Hill will be SEN
fenced tomorrow.
John Gillespie appeared before
Judge Mogan yesterday. charged with
disturbing the white-winged doves of
peace that roost continually over the
bar and grocery conducted by Mar
garet McAdoo at 1920 Castro street.
Margaret bought phonograph
some time ago from the firm of which
Gillespie is collector. That phono-
graph was the pride of the region. 1t
furnished dance music at the simple
fiestas given by the cliff dwellers of
Twin Peaks and mothers used to bring
their babies to the store to be rocked
to sleep by it's soft strains.
On Thursday Gillespie appeared at
the grocery, alleging that 81 rs was
due on the music machine. Indig-
nantly Mrs. McAdoo denied that 1t was
true. Meanwhile the machine struck
up: IT Owe $40 to O'Grady."
Gillespie argued and Mrs. McAdoo
fourished what she said was receipt
In his face. Il guess that will hold
you for WHILE" piped the phono-
graph.
Gillespie made a flank movement
toward the music box. Mrs. McAdoo
seized a beer bottle and stood guard.
Sailor beware warned the phono-
graph, danger is near thee; so be-
warel beware" Gillespie took the
nuIlCn anu QSSCcIlQcQ VIII III
record time, but was arrested on COM
plant of Mrs. McAdoo. The case was
continued to September %.
The troubles of the Edwards family
recent arrivals from Cincinnati Ohio,
were aired in two Police courts. 1t is
a sordid low-life story.
Mrs. Clara Edwards, the mother
shortly after her arrival in this city,
became enamored of Byron Weaver,
a young man of unsavory reputation.
She inherits an income of several hun
dred dollars month from an estate
in Cincinnati.
When the remittance arrived on
May II she left her husband, taking
her four children-Thomas, aged 1S;
George. aged IA; Clara, aged IL, and
Virginia, aged z.
Accompanied by the children she
went on a prolonged spree with
Weaver. During this debauch the
younger children suffered terribly
from neglect. The strange party
visited Petaluma and several other
country towns while the money held
out. During this time the woman and