New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-03-29
TEMPERATE ORGIES.

TEMPERATE ORGIES.
rvr-r,rr q, oblige a distinguished prsIats who
Gently asked Tor spirited drinking song Tor the use
Hring me. boy. a Iusty jorum.
Filtered from the local main:
T., me drink and and S dT9EP S 5s5ST
Fiu the cup. ana every slpA
Tai III me- ' Who can ana a appIe
To compare with h'O?
fools arc they that squander LIE on
MAINTAIN dow With gassv sphou.
waica them T,'' sSSoIlea. pale dIshevelled
slam the doGF t Pad I sSi ' reJel Jump
"a. the boiled and filtered pump
Min. shall be n full llbation
Prom the constant town supply.
,.Achae head a. a. and 2,, Theum 7,5S sys'
Those that ike can use the caddy.
shall stick 20 Hio. -Punch'
Ferdinand W Peck OF Chicago. Is credited with
one OF tho latest and best stories OF ebseutminded
ness IL concerns n Pennsylvania professor. Being
called out on some urgent matter recently and eX-
pcctins 90 be engaged for some hours, he affixed
notice TO the door % his private sanctum stating
that lie would not Dee back I'LL o'clock IN the ar
te-noou As II happened. lao able TO get away
earlier and arrived back at his chambers a little
before . O'Clock Seeing his own notice which ne
had quite forgotten. on the door. he read II care
fully When he had thoroughly digested its con-
tents. he took seat on tho stairs ard waited pa
tleuty until o'clock
lie Found Outflow was Goggles hurt?' He
was curious 10 ind out whether MS new horse was
a kickor."-(ChicaGo Post
Sitting on the fence IS usually regarded as att
tuda Of tudscision but that was not the case when
John Dcbson sat on his own fence the other day in
Philadelphia dcfylng gang OK railroad men intent
on demoushing It. There was plenty OF decision as
the laborers found when they were carted away IN
a patrol wagon. II rests with the courts to SEQ
Tn,F,- Ha~fe with
BEDROOM DANGERS
I'm bedroom. what does the eye Of science behold7
Uuutterabie things perhs2s BEDS and o3cteria mat
sas ,sts ana esrDonio oxide tapestries and ,o1ins
No more for me the soft reposc,
with pillows for my weary head
Before knew new the her. risks 5sI. ran f6o ,ooD
At noon.
From early youth ever held
My daylight sleep most dear and sweet
To eat
N2w Science guides ny seeing eye .,-.,,
IN bed
What horrors doth she not reveaI7
Bacteria in hordes see.
All hoping they may make meal
Carbonic gas 70 make me cough;
And toxins each prepared 10 take
So driven desperate I found
A place from ali those terrOrS free
flea
And thus my chance OF health improves
And that OF bedroom death Is gone.
Ny only care that Robert moves
London Chronicle.
The merger decision having been rendered. there
are Of many stories related in connection
with the case Here Is which Governor Van
SAINT OF Minnesota tells on himself. according to
1.-THE Troy Timeo." a tall. lank resident OF otter
Tail County walked into his Office recently, and.
accidentally meeting him at the door OF the
private executive Office. asked for the Governor.
Governor Van SAINT IS OF somewhat less than the
average height stockily built and rotund. His ap-
poarance Is that Of prosperous business man.
'You the Governor" the visitor asked. Yes
Governor Van SAINT responded You At the
merser?'' the asked, doubtfully. ''Our State
was concerned in the fight" the Governor re-
Piled. WAL the stranger retorted Il walked in
ninety-oEe miles to git look at you. jes' want
TO say. though. that II that merger he'd ever got
q look you they wouldn't ever been any vic
tory They'd a jes' stomped long about their
business. You amt big enough to buck
woodsaw."
\ Russian victory.-The war between Russia and
Japan has given rise to many "reminiscences the
part or those who have met socially the representa-
tives OF both nations. A Philadelphia society girl.
who has just returned from visit to Washington,
tells an amusing story OF her Introduction. at a
Russian LegatioR @of course didn't Catch IN his
name she said. in telling the story at seemed
mile long and twice hard to pronounce. Ii
sounded like bottle OF whiskey. with a count in
said in jocular sort Of way Count Hottle .lotl
Whiskey; how do you do-sky? He looked at me
And maybe I didn't feel CPhIiadslphia