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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-12-20
Held for Grand jury.

Alfred Germs of 1859 god street northwest,
who was arrested several days ago on COM
plant of Cyrus Thomas of C. F. thinner
man Milk Company, and charged with en-
bezzlement of $3.50, which he is alleged to
have collected and never accounted for, was
arraigned before Judge Kimball, in the
Police Court. this morning.
He plead not guilty and was held to await
the action of the grand jury under $500
bond.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-12-20
Fancy Meats for All Washington.

Golden & Co. 922-92S La. ave, have Sc
cured the finest blue grass-fed Virginia
cattle which have been brought up to the
highest standard of condition. and have
slaughtered them at their abattoir IN Alex
andria Co. Va They will supply dealers
for the Xmas trade home-dressed fancy
meats that VII crafty the most discrimi-
mating connoiSseurs.-Ad Vt.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-12-20
Turkeys Scarce Elsewhere, Not Here.

There will be an ample supply of tur-
KEYS for Xmas dinners in Washington. re-
gardess of the scarcity of them in other
sections of the country. Golden & &C., the
Wholesalers. 922 La. ave, will have their
usual large supply of Virginia stock on
hand, and beginning Wednesday next will
he prepared to supply the dealers.-Advt.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-12-20
The jar. jar, jar of con-
slant coughing!

Hammer blows, steadily applied,
break the hardest rock. Coughing,
day after day, jars and tears the
throat and lungs until the healthy
tissues give way. Doctors know
why Ayers Cherry Pectoral cures.
Sold for sixty years. l. Lowell w iys Mass ee.'
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-12-20
CITY ITEMS.
Delicious Home-Made Cakes and Pies

You'll find it decidedly convenient and
highly satisfactory to order Holmes Deli
cious Homemade Cakes and Pies for the
Xmas holidays. Fruit Cake and Pound
cake. made any size you say. and made in
the cleverest manner, of the best and purest
ingredients. Only 2Jc. a pound. Delicious
Homemade Pies, with home-prepared
mince, pumpkin and other favorite filings
zoe. each. Order by mail or phone. Prompt
delivery. Holmes Bakery, 1st and Z SITS.
Phones Z. 1440 and 1441. 1t
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-12-20
Rich Fruit Cake ONLY Csc. Lib.

DELICIOUS POUND CAKE nc. LIB.
,InO G. Meinberg's bakery goods have es
tablished a widespread reputation for supe-
riority. Fruit and Pound Cake, made of the
very purest and choicest materials. ONLY
2Ic. per III. Leave your order at your gro
GERS. at 81 o st. market or at Bakery, I16
18th sc. Drop postal or phone E. 1927.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-12-20
A Billion Dollar NAVY.

The American navy has cost Uncle Sam
nearly $1.UOo,00,0O0 within twenty-one
Munich is the finest dark beer brewed 1t
costs no more than beers of Indifferent quail
ity. Absolutely pure and fully matured .
doz S1.25. For case write, or phone DOB
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-12-20
Anthony Hanlon's Will.

BY the terms of the will of Anthony Han
lon, dated November 80 1898, and which
has been filed for probate his children are
the principal beneficiaries William Hannah
and John A. Heenan are named executors.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-12-20
9 Lbs. Choice Mixed Nuts, S1.OO;

Candy, Zoe. and 12c.; Layer Raisins, 1Oc :
Clusters. 1Sc.; Seeded. 112c.; Currants, nc. ;
Figs, Zoe; Dates, &c; Oranges 20c doz.;
Fruit Cake, 121ac.; Pound Cake. 121ac.;
Eggs, 25c.; Butter, 2jc.; g lbs. Prunes. 25c.;
4 cans Tomatoes, 25c.; lbs. Buckwheat,
25c.; Potatoes, soc. bu.; Hams, lie. lb. j. T.
d. Pyles' stores. including 94S La. ave.
de20-Jt
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Kernan's Lyceum Theater.

Reilly and Woods Spectacular Burlesque
Company is this weeks attraction at Ker-
mans Lyceum Theater. The Irish come
dian. Pat Reilly, is the feature of both bur-
lesQues.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-12-20
For Holiday Gifts Buy Velati's

famous Chocolates, Bonbons and Caramels,
in fancy boxes and baskets. They are eSpe-
cally appropriate. Many decidedly beauti-
full novelties, inspection of which is invited.
Store. GO 9th st.-just above f. Phone POSI-.
advertisement.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-12-20

While working in coal yard at 18th and
u streets southwest yesterday afternoon,
Robert SomerVille coiored. living at 1908
Half street southwest fell from cart and
was injured about the back and hip. He
WIS treated at the Emergency HOSPITAL
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-12-20
Persian Rugs and Carpets.

If you have not visited the Marsh collec-
ton of beautiful rugs and carpets, at
Sloan's 14O7 G st. NV. you have missed
treat Sale of the entire collection opens
tomorrow at II a. m.-Advt.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-12-20
Gas Logs at Reduced Prices.
itG II st. c. A. Muddiman & Co. 1901 G

Mrs. Mary Kenney, ffty-eight years old,
living at $50 G street northwest. fell on
the slippery sidewalk near LIST and G streets
northwest Saturday and sustained a severe
injury to her hip. Her condition was so
serious yesterday that she was taken to
Providence Hospital for treatment.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-12-20

Edgar Jones. whose home is a 1900 10th
street northwest. was struck by a Capital
Traction car at 9TH and o streets north
west about 1890 o'clock last night and re-
ceived a slight scalp wound. The police
took him to the Homeopathic Hospital,
where his injury was dressed.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-12-20
LOCAL MENTION.
ADJUSTMENTS TONIGHT.

cademy-Charles +. Blaneys More to
BE Pitied Than Scorned," SO.
Chase's-Porte Vaudeville s1J pm.
Columbia Henry w Savage's English
Grand Opera Company i'm 'Tannhauser'
S.1j pm.
Kernans-RciIly and Woods Company,
SD pm.
Lafayette Running for Office" S15 pm.
National - Second week of Mother
Goose" SID pm.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-12-20

Fire started in a bureau drawer on the
second floor at the home of Robert Lewis.
PIG 18th street southeast. last night about
o'clock and caused about $50 damage.
The blaze was extinguished by No. s en-
CINE COmDanY.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-12-20
The Question of the Hour.

The gift question is an annual puzzle. Few
are ever bothered with the choice of breads.
Schneider's MALT" Bread satisfies every
requirement of the particular Grocers, &c.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-12-20
The Bread for Xmas Dinner

and all other meals should be 'Jno. G. Mein-
berg's." Its unsurpassed in purity, deli
ciousness and nourishng value. Your gro
Ger can supply you. Bakery, ZIG 18th Sc.
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Be Sure You Order "Old Braddock'
Md. Rive for the HOLIDAYS.

Md. Rye for the Holidays.
Xmas, with guests to cheer accentuates
the necessity for this famous whiskey. At
best dealers. Jas. Clark Distilling Co., d. P.
Mccarthy, Mgr, $40 Pa. ave. Phone 1896. 1t
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-12-20
C. & o. New Chicago Service.

Through sleeper leaves $50 pm. Only
one night out, col meets with early evening
trains foc western points.-Advt.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-12-20
Miller Oil Stoves.
$3.50
$3.50

i'm making all ice cream at Ia Fetras. S1.2J
per gallon; brick, 81 30. Try it.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-12-20

Take Dinner at La Fetra's New Cafe,
to 7:T0, a5c. Opposite Palais Royal.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-12-20
Christmas Floral Specialties at Small's.

Latest n. Y. floral novelties: Amer beauty
roses. violetS. orchids carna tons. nth & G.
Wash: Waldorf-Astoria & 1153 B'way, NY.
advertisement
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-12-20

Great Bear a Pure Spring Water.
gallons for soc. Office, 7O4 18th.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-12-20
Cash is Always Available

If Won possess a savings account. Open one
with Union Trust & Storage Co.. 1414 F. In
terest paid on deposits subject to check
Advertisement.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-12-20
Fine New and Used Furniture at Auc-

ton within our rooms 1907 and 1929 G ST.,
Wednesday morning, 10 o'clock. We have
some very handsome things and the pru-
dent Christmas buyer would do we'll to at
tend this sale. Wilson & Mayors, Auction
GERS. 1t
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-12-20
No Better Pound and Fruit Cake

made at any price than Reisinger's. Just
Try il. 20. H. 23J G st. NV. Phone NJ. 1851
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-12-20
Hathorn-"Nature's Health Tonic

A mineral water that will be found eNcep-
tionally beneficial when taken before break
fast. j. G. ErgoOd Co. distributors 41G 9th st.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-12-20

Give a Five Burner "Dangler" Gas
Range. $3.50. y. Ebcrly's Sons. IFS 18th NV.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-12-20
sos Wilcox & Gibbs Automatic, $25;

$50. 90 Singer Cabinet, 5000; Household Drop
Head, $3.50, al Oppenheimer's 514 9th Nv.
de19-2t
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Tinsel, toys. favors. scrap pictures. 421 9th.
de1O-14t+
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Those Famous American Beauties

and other flowers at GUIDES make admi
rable gifts. Prompt delivery. 1914 f St.
Advertisement.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-12-20

Money to lend at 4, 5 and 6 per cent on
real estate. Frank T. Rawlings, 1906 Pa. ave.
advertisement.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-12-20

]. Jay Gould's Toys, Favors, Tnsel,
Gold, silver. brick and tissue paper. 42l 9th
de6-l5ts
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Tailor-Made Button Holes, &C.;

Skirts Sun Plated, $500, at Oppenheimer' 8
New Home Agency, 514 9th NV. de19-2t
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Double Cream USED

Large asst 25c III. Fresh every hour
AZ 18th ST. three doors above the Raleigh
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Tree Ornaments, Open Evenings-Goulds
de10-14ts
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Kennu,s Handsome Xmas Picture
]. E. Sheet. Home-Made Candies.

Free Saturday December ~. c. ID. Kenny
Co, Teas, Cuffe2s, Sugars; S city stores.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-12-20
ynas Exercises at Industrial School.

Arrangements are being completed for
Christmas exercises of the Sunday school
class of the Industrial Home School at 2:3o
o'clock Saturday afternoon. There Will
be a public drill of the pupils at the same
hour, December %.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-12-20
Order Your Xmas Candies Now

AT SHEETZ'S. 10th & F SITS.
All zoe. Candies
ONLY Soc. pound.
Fresh every day.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-12-20

Decorative art. Ladies Exch., s07 Vt ave.
1ts
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-12-20
Connecticut Pies for the Holidays.

You can get Mince Pumpkin or any KIND
you like. Always delightfully."- delicious
Advertisement.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-12-20

Welsbach, Also Lindsay Air Lights.
GIG 18th. G. y. AIuddiman & Co. 1904 G.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-12-20

cos in Diarrhea or Dysentery
eliminate irritating and injurious food par
ticles Restore normal bowel action loc.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-12-20

$50 Gas Radiators. Gas Stoves, S1O0, 81 30.
12l4 G. c. A. AIuddiman & Co. GIG 18th.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-12-20

Ashburn Milk is Always Clean,
rich and pure. 1888 18th st. Phone n 1873
1t
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Try Reisinger's Ice Cream. It's Best
81 gal. soc. y gal 235 G st. Phone NJ 276T
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Postage Required for Mailing The Star

10 TO Is pages .......... . cents.
81 TO SO pages. 3 cents
Saturdays Star mailed from
the office. postage prepaid, $1.00
year.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-12-20

Frank w. Brown, clerk through At
torney Campbell Darlington. has filed pc
uuon in voluntary bankruptcy. His sum-
mary of debts is stated to be $59610 81
consisting of unsecured claims, with no
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-12-20
To Cheer Your Xmas Guests.

You have your Xmas dinner in mind all
ready. no doubt. Don't forget the liquid re-
freshment-Abner-Dr urY Brewing Co.'S "Old
Glory Beer. Drop postal, or phone W. 1876
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-12-20

calendar Money" is Well Invested
,vben BYRON 6 Adams furnishes your cal
endars. Samples at printing office 1l2 llth.
advertisement.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-12-20

Brown & Tolson, Aucts., 1412 II st.n.w.
Sale of Furniture, ETC., every Tuesday 10 a m.
de1-th, SIT. I'm
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Hoods Sarsaparilla

Nasal and other local forms Of catarrh are quick
iy relieved by Catarrlets, which allay Inflammation
and deodorize discharge.
Hoods Sarsaparilla, all druggists, 81.
Catarrlets. of druggists or by mail, 80 cts.
For testimonials of remarkable cures send for
Book on Catarrh, No. 4.
g. :. Hood Co.. Lowell, Mass
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-12-20
Catarerh

Is constitutional disease original
ing in impure blood and requiring
constitutional treatment acting
through and purifying the blood for
its radical and permanent cure. Be
sure to take
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WcARi0US AT0NEMENT

the ~ sins
sins prison. stiralea day
The ola man Al" Adams the policy kias Of Nsw York who
ritcd millions has his
place, but that O punishment
IA" Adams has beautiful daushes They the pride
Of his ufe ne vshed hundreds They
finely educated widely
Tor hgh position life uut Adams arrested the daughters
knew no'hing his shameless methods He had
hoped TO kcep them
hreken hearted
inclined sympathtre he had anued for
tho sake of his dughts bitterly resented the
crime Of her father heared mprecatiens him
Those who cells him Ar Adams At
nigh and bemoans the his daughters keu real
ses social outcas and parahs because Of hts crimes
thousands aso~fhe fathers
and the chndren's edFe-
Aud always and everywhere ne preachers the
sn-suffering
The He suffers because Hs children suffer
because q And the father suffers bitterly because his children
suffer.
Hls daughters al" Adams robbed sht left
that he penalty
when the objects q his pride made suffer Ths nno
suffered the gulgy ana guny suffered
This world
things fashioned
II Is the yesterday. today ana forever.
sn-p cnnlty-sufefnw direct Wearaus
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- 80 sssM -
was guntlaman In the fuiae Of a
trooper, a gentleman suffering from
something besides "A partisan story.
Il believe you were ncodlcualy
held. said he. and doubtless eKaHs
pefated. but the CASE IN serious.
may have 20 take further action, but
fret ! am going 10 SIRE you are given
medical attention he stepped "a
the entrance Just as young officer
came tfottinR swiftly into the on.
closure. ulsmoutiug a. sight Of
Col Hunter. aeated under ono tent
fly aud Capt nond just coming oui
from under another. he naiuted ths
first with much precision and then
With evident embarrassment. np.
preached aud nccoatcd the second.
Capt bond. ! am directed by
Gen. RunYou 10 report. with his
compliments. that one OF bis sen.
tries was deflcd and knocked down
aud ridden over BY q trooper. clnlm.
Ing 90 be one OF your aradqunrterl
orderles "
Here's your man" said bond
briefly And he needs the doctor
more than your sentry does"
At sound uf the newcomers voice
inEraham had started and turned
half round. an eager light In his
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1904-06-24

eyes. AZ alght Of The trooper thus
turning tho young officer as wildly
started. flush Of pleasure. Of IN
slant recognition, ~ welcome Ia his
fine. dark eyes impulaiFeiY hiH
hand wont Out nh he apranR Tor
ward. "Rcx ingraham he Joyous
~ cried. then ua suddenly the fluah
went out the step faitefed, the
hand dropped the voice huahea aud
lngfnhnm. lifted one instant TO the
skies nt sight OF n fnmiilaf face, At
sound uf we'll known. cordial
voice. sank Bwifily back % the
depths a. tho sudden. the ominouh
shadow that swept over the paling
features before him. Looalug his
hold ON che tent pole bis right hand
went up IA painful and awkward na-
lutte. his lips almost inaudlblY
framed the words Lieut. Kent =
and then ingrnham stood stricken
dumb. with the world agaln giddlly
apinning. aa his old.time friend and
claHsmate turned strangely away.
saying hrokcnly. clumsiiY only this
n supposed you had been sent
you had gone back ~ New York.
Continued.
-
90 90 Fplunings &c bicycle re.
uafFn 80
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landera had told their story an
grlly. exeitedlY Their officer de
clarud 90 Capt nund that ha was
coming toward the aentfx at The
moment Il happened. intending 10
bid him paAa the generals orderly
nt once. but all on a sudden. enfH
lnE The sentry. the orderly had put
spurs 20 hia horse and deliberately
run the man down The doctor had
ordered the injured man 60 the hoe
pitnl. was the report Il ali looked
black enough for tnsrahata. hui the
young captain had lived With open
eyes during his brief term 81 ser.
vice. he knew the tale would bear
sitting and knew that he had bid
den lnEraham ride at speed. Fur
thermore. here. unless the captain :
eyes and EARS deeeived him there
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1904-06-24

CHAPTER Continued.
Flushed. heated Rud nngrring
atlli. lngraham at last found the
headquarters 81 Col burnside aud
an officer who received hts message
The colonel himself was not there.
but cut az the front Twice again.
as he arrived among the awnrming
camps. inqulrlnK hla way. had In
graham been stopped BY Hru,ries OF
patrol involving him Ia further de-
lay u was no surprise 90 him.
therefore. although Il obviously dis
concerted the staff officer. 90 Aee
Cot Hunter come riding into the
opeu space tn front OF the hradguaf-
tsfs tent. his staff stlli az his heels
nispleaaure made darker The dark
face. lie merely glanced "a In
gfaham. without returning his "a
lutte. aud addressed himself 10 the
officer
Col Burnside not heref I sent
word ahead Mr. Crosa be called.
turning abruptly ia saddle. YOU
find the colonel and. Capt Bond.
you hear what this orderly may
have 20 SAY With that be dla
mounted. hls staff and ofdcriira FOL.
loeiug suit and entered the nearest
tent
Res Vas dizzy a. he dismountcd
and felt solid earth beneath HE
feet 40 dizzy that a. be stood be-
fore ths young chief % staff be put
fofth q hand % steady himaaf BY
the tent pole. dropped n Ia the -.
fort % stand attention. found hla
head swimming. and o. saying. a
heE pardon. air. again sought sup
port from the tent pole
"piaEyf asked the captain.
briefly.
a little. air"
"Il~@n drinking"
Nothing lts probably the son.
air. Aud again inwrRham's rhoier
vas on the riae. There vas some.
thing - impFeaslgciy accusing In
the captains manner
They charge you With having
ridden down q sentry az the poat ~
the guard back there near the
bridge What have yoa 10 say
It's probably true. air. You or
dered rne 10 60 with speed. yea I
vas stopped time and again. No
one would even look nt my pass at
that point. ! considered u my duty
10 push ahead and take the chanrea
Il l. no fault Of mine Eui here
late The guards or their orders -
or the system Nas 90 blame
These we're unusual words from
man In the ranks. and both man
and officer kues a. Such had been
the order,y's orders. Such ham
pairing Of mounted messengers had
happened aud Il Was hirh time. a.
many had remarked. that there vas
some system b. which such men
could be allowed 10 pass sentry
posts undciayed. The Ncv Eng
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1904-06-24

Hoae. made 10 retail FOR zoe
special tsttstss tsstsss.sss ibc
Mems Fancy Iisle Half Hose.
latest novelty. made % retail
fuf a5c. special ...........2 zoe
Mems Pure Linen White Hand
berehsefn. hematitched. made TO
retail for Hsc. special 49,. Ice
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1904-06-24

For a short time only. two beau
tlful faIi-flgufe panel photographs.
In folders. FOR 25e. Herpiek's studio,
fi3tz Marion street. between First
and Second avenues. $50
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Ills smile Il quite teatlfle and mild
Il his Whole Hleln.
As in bis last years hat and coat
this citizen Is seen
Emerging from his cosy home. In
hand 4 WafeIkey.
And hauling ia bis train. besides. a
lengthy hose Hith Gee
For this Is he Who By some mystic
magnet drawn
Al eysntide doth HE him forth 10
sprinkle on the lava.
Behold how innocsntly giad and
with supreme content.
lie listens for the squlEz aud guzh
when first the streams IN
pent:
lie gratis the nozzle up. aud then he
squirts. and aquirts and
squirtz.
He Hoaka the grass. he soaks Il Well.
and then directs the npurta
into the street. in duty bound %
gently soak the dust
Exc passerby he soaks alike. the
unjust ones aud Just.
THE automobiles are great
nuisance to many Of IA city folk.
but ! suppose they cause you men
In the country great deal more
trouble than they do us. Hiram"
Yes. they're a good deal Of trou-
BILE & us farmers. bat we never make
any complaint
You must be very patient not To
complain
"Oh. it's not that we're patient.
We get some fun out OF them. You
see. no matter how much trouble
they are L as. We cant help remem
berlin how much more trouble they
are L tn fellows TIT own EN-"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1904-06-24

Tin for a sane Fourth Of July.
you bet I am said the biz fellow
with the round face. But well
never have one
why not asked the thin. long
faced member 81 the sane Fourth
OF July associations committee on
arrangements.
Because ali you fellows will be
making speeches. II there Is no
other noise.
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what do you think Of that new
fortune teller"
shes all right. asked her half
q dozen questions. and she answered
all Of them"
"what dld you ask herr"
swell. first / asked her who
would be the next president, and
abe said Roosevelt"
"Aw. fudRel why didn't You ask
her who'd be the next vice presl-
dent"
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NE TFI.EpHnNE


Dlng- ding at dam OF telleione
Il ringin all m time
! hardly ever get a chauct
T. finish MP a rime.
Sometimes I wonder n Gene Field
An all the rest tn bunch
Rote all them poems when they took
A hour OF az lunch
Sometime I get discouraged an
feel II aint no uae
T. try Ter fame when Central
Keeps ringin like N dooce.-
An when ! get 20 fcelin' 80
l h@eye a awful sic
r. think the world shud loae IN me
A literary guy
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ALIAS Luke the Local
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Socrates was about 20 drain the
poison cup.
why" said he cheerfully. ia a
strand OF hair that gets into a wo-
mans mouth while she f. combing
her head like the contents Of this
vessel"
IIls weeping friends we're unable
10 reply.
because" be said, ITS 'a-hem'
lock"
After this his followers watched
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LIKE Ar MARTIN

EN ROUTE. Z. ID. Y. Linz. June
al am still hot-foogihg Il over
the rails. and you can expect me
most any minute. The funny noise
m my attic IL beginning 70 start
things IN have the dope Ia
punches BY the time ] set 70 Martin.
bat for the present ! am holding
back % let the escapemenf work for
the rest OF ny unpublished stuff
Here's one % EN-;
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And what win he have to tank
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