New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-04-14

the length or a yarustlcA VIII 10 SeiAe alvin 'N0
State to St Louis.
A VICTIM OF THE WAR NEWS
I've been a-readin' news"
''or what IS cabled for news.
Till from every side arise
Murmured names that come a-clanging
Full Of much syllable banging
I've got war news on the brain
Now for instance. just this morning,
When the mail train hurried through
Il OF T9 :ek PS g6o Sc SqS @ " Chfoor
And the cable cars and troleys-
Yesterday they loudly rang
Lang KiangI Penang! Newchwsnsr
Automobiles hercely scurry.
With their wild alarun-sons,
Which impels a man to hurry
Even in the placid meadows
There remains no peace for me.
For my mind IS full OF Yeddoes
When the birds chirp Pechih9
"soon I'll be a freak for Bostock.
For at ths cars 4H Giahk v Gs live t
And the engine when it whistler.
Toots OF chinese cities too;
While Its, its pGffs 5i are speed, mis- missiles
-(Chicago Tribune.
That nttle yacht Of only ninety-nine tons burden
which a well known Chicago-New-York 1nancier
had built for his recreation IN Milwaukee accom-
plished a memorable voyage OF III days. first from
the Cream City to Chicago. then through the
Drainage Canal 70 the Mississippi River. next to
coast to this harbor. with many delay due to
stormy weather. This well poised craft may be
worthy OF being put on exhibition somewhere II
is too late to send her back thousands OF miles
and exhibit her in st. Louis. but boat with such
a record would DO well worth looking at II she
were moored tho waterfront OF the Worlds Fair.
Hell suppose you hold that a man should never
Sheen, no. I wouldn't go FAR that How
wife II he didn't deceive her?-(Boston Transcript.
When tho blitho bee its fragrant fortress builds
the insect ought TO foresee tho weather man accu-
rately, sres. numbers OF them having frozen TO
death during the last winter their honey hardening
to marble. so that grim King Frost padlocked from
them even the provision OF their summer industry.
There multitudes OF tragedies in insect as in
bird and animal life generally unknown and unre-
corded. but We get pathetic gmpses Of them once
in e WHILE in the OF the frozen bees cling
ing in death round their frozen honey. its sweet
ness CONCEALED to moeksry.
THE AMATEUR GARDENER
Doris wants a garden. now that spring is almost
And she win doubtless get it-for Doris is a dear
little bed six feet by eight with roses and sweet
She says she's that can work plot like that
And / agree, because I find
To argue doesn't change her mind
With pad and pencil she has planned the little gar
Jus, where the mignonetto will go and where tho
What sort Of border we must have. and that gera-
VIII hold their bloom until it's time pick chrys-
It's fun for Doris AS for
I've naught to do but Just agree.
Ger catalogues we pore each night. selecting what
VIII grow the best-and what the neighbours chill
And every morning out we go into the old back
To choose spot where digging soil won't be so
For Doris says-bless her dear hearth
he knows will do part.
But there's a thought that worries through all
these preparations.
For raising blooms and saving them from youthful
Ia like 20 ask her II may-and yet DO not dare
garden fair. 'i'@' Is sO0u . eat Out III our
win she permit me one small spot
Cincinnati Times-star
Robert Malzahn, Justice OF the Peace at Good
Thunder. Mimi. dispenses liquor ut retail when
not occupied with his judicial A food in
spector secured from Mr.. Malzahn's place OF busi-
ness sample OF blackberry brandy. which proved
to be adulterated complaint sworn out and
Judge Malzahn. in his judicial capacity. heard the
case OF Malzahn, tho saloonkeeper. Finding NAL
zahn. tho defendant. guilty. Judge Malzahn i'm
posed a fine of SIS, and then, Malzahn, the
saioonkeeper. he paid the fine. The money has
been RENTED to the State Treasurer.
The Other Extreme-Parke-Poor Pnter His
wife is a spendthrift Is there anything worse.
Tame.oh' YES: one that's too econom,eal-
CBrooklyn Life.
las much admire the Missouri woman"
says 1.-THE Atchison Globe" I'VE must admit that
when a woman is caught smoking pipe It develops
she from Missouri. was smoking
a pipe in the ladies' waiting room OF the depot
to-day; she was from Missouri. She said she was
ashamed of smoking. but that since her husband
died she missed the tobacco smoke around the
house and had taken UP the habit"
Widely Apart Now.-From what he supposed was
q safe distance the professor watched the ante
election riot. A brick earelessly thrown came in
his direction.
"who would think" he moralized. retreat
ing to still safer distance that the words polite
and politics. come from the same rooti'
For the Professor simply can't help shedding IN