The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1904-09-24
The OFFICE Soy WANTS TO Know

chance to get busy?
| What made the trio OF FOUNDERS SO
anxious to conceal their identity?
II it could possibly have been that
they were ashamed of the neighbor-
hood they were in2
How three such shining lights could
expect to render themselves unseen?
IF it wasn't a cold deal that one of
them went up against?
# another didn't prove cone1usiyely
that he has eorking good eye?
What became OF the third chap in
the meanwhile?
# the lost letters were found?
Which OF the young couples thought
The Boy was referring to them last
week.
If the young lady who followed q
man several squaees because he hap
pened to be reading letter hasn't got
Sherlock Holmes tied to q post?
Why it was that neither of the letter.
writer's advertised for the lost mis-
sives?
What the swains in the case thought
about the matter?
Why the gentleman from Baton
Rouge doesn't own up?
If you really believe that he comes
all the way to Donaldsonville naerely
to look for bugs?
What you think of your friend Newt
now?
If he didn't come pretty near being
the whole shooting match in New Or
leans?
How he is going to account for that
little matter of a broken plsdges
If he will proceed about this in the
same way he usually does and
solemnly announce to his serfs that
''the king can do no wrong?
# she New Orleans papers hadn't
better order some asbestos and do the
thing up right?
Il there is anything under the sun
that the states chief executive be-
lieves he can't run?
If you don't think he has rather
queer way OF rounding out an honor
able career?
Whatthe original Blanchard men =
think Of the situation?
IF you've heard any of them crow
ing within the past few days:
IF their idol hasn't developed a very
BAD case Of elayafeet?
Whether other parts Of his anatomy
do not seem to be affected with the
same trouble?
Why the town council doesu's es-
tablish a ferry service In Louisiana
Square?
# it is SO that a new levee board is
to be created for the district in the
immediate vicinity Of the standpipe?
What's the matter with buying q
few gondolas and making the Square
look like a scene in Venice?
Il the gauge on the water-toWer isn't
a joke?
Ifthere's anything else about the
situation that is?
Why His Onion, Mayor Jimmy,
doesn't carry out his threat to cut the
weeds?
II he is going to be like all the rest
of the politicians and talk whole lot
without doing ANYTHING.
How he is getting along with his
job, anyway?
If you've noticed that he looks some
what careWorn and anxious lately?
How many people realize what 3
terrible amount of worry there is 10
the position of chief executive of a big
city like this?
What happened to the bunch that
went to the Smoke Bend fair2
II it wasn't a whole lot?
Why SO many Of them wore soft hats
and a tired look next morning?
Ifthey considered it necessary to go
way up to Smoke Bend to get what
they got?
# something just as goodn could
MT have been procured right here %
Donaldsongille?
When the down-the- bayou cifcus
outfit is going to give another per-
| formance.
# it isn't about time for some Of
them to be breaking out agaias
What will be the nature OF their
next stunt2
Who is scheduled to stag in St9
How the long drouth Affected the
rubber brigade?
If Thursday shower didn't afford
them temporary respite from in
noeuous desuetude?
If it isn't funny to see them begin to
sit up and take notice as soon as q
rain comes up?
How much they could accomplish Il
they devoted as much energy TO theil
work as they do TO rubbering2
When a Donaldsonyf1le audience
will learn TO distinguish the leading
lady from the soubrette and the hero
from the low COMEDIAN
| # they applaud as each member o
the cast makes his or her appearance
in order TO be sure not to miss the
leading characters?
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