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Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1904-11-05

Why live ana tnlnk the busy world is
cold ana hard to please
And drain the vintage of unrest down to
the filthy lees?
The smiles of childhood haunt us as the
years go drifting by,
baby's laugh win often clear q Storm
enshrouded sky:
Then laugh til those around you catch
the merriment you own,
And you have firmly seated Queen En-
Joyment on her throne:
For the world is not for sorrow or the
skies would not be blue
And you can give to life's landscape the
colors that are true.
Aye, life Is what we make It, bright or
clouded Ger with woe,
AS rate doth sweep the pendulum unceas-
ing to and fro:
Plant roses in your pathway, weed the
thistle from your door
lie In whose heart a laugh Is born can
not be counted poor:
so make life bright and merry, sunshine
never Killed flower.
Ana never came a smile amlss unto
weary hour;
The birds doth fill with happiness the
meadows where they throng.
Ana we can set the world agiee with
laughter and with song
-Liverpool CEngD Mercury
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1904-11-05

orders which kept mo
in the house for days
at a time, unable to
do anything. What I
suffered can Lardly
be told. Complica-
tions set in, the par
ticulars of which l
will be pleased to
give in a personal in
terview to any one
who requires infor-
nation. This | can
conscientiously say:
Doan's Kidney Pills
caused a general inn
provement in my
health. They brought
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1904-11-05
On Life's Rough Way


Lie Is simply what we make it as we
hasten needless ON
10 the future that awaits us Just beyond
the glded dawn:
we can plant our path with roses, ave.
or water Il with tears
We can shadow Il with sorrow that will
stay throughout the years;
laugh or with a song,
we Cuh scatter sunshine always as
,,s. tnrough ne we pass along
Lhe "a SIMPLY what We make IT. let us
make II bright and gay.
ror tnS olru that carols sweetly gladdens
all the summer day.
AS nttle smile costs nothing, with your
smiles be ever free
And OFT laugh will calm the storm that
,,, sweeps the human sea.
Inc heaft attuned to melody will never
know despair,
Inc t9ue1 OF friendly hands will make a
~. Si1uosu SKY more fair:
ror WILT the use In broodng Ger a
sorrow or a woeY
for sorrows, IKE the birds, take wings
,,, ana quickly from us go,
Then let our banks have snou,v satis and
pennons gayly bright
Ihat those who see them on the wave
may greet them with delight.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1904-11-05
Japaneee AIplne cIub.

The Japanese Alpine club, which Is
the Oldest in the world. is also a re-
ligious society, and the ascents accom-
plished by its members are preluded
by prayer which runs: MAY our
hearts be pure, and may the weather
on the honorable peak be fine"
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1904-11-05

great relief by lessening the pain and
correcting the action of the kidney
secretions."
Doan's Kidney Pills for sale by all
dealers. Price, so cents. Foster-Mil-
burn Co. Buffalo, N. Y.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1904-11-05

i La
We make four different
types: Schilling's Best.
four grocer returns your money II you don't iik.h.
No Hurry.

A remarkable story is told of q
clergyman abiding in a southwestern
suburb of London, who, concluding a
sermon, said: Yes, my brethren.
there is a hell" and then. drawing
out his watch, added. "but we will mo-
go into that just now"
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1904-11-05

Piso's Cure is the best medicine we ever used
for all affections OF the throat and lungs.-WM
o. ENDsLEY, Vanburen, Ind, Feb. 10, 1900.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1904-11-05
TEA

We don't know how good
it can be, nor how bad it is
some of us.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1904-11-05
TEA

Good dealing goes with
good tea; good tea with good
dealil G.
And bad with bad.
Your grocer return. your money II yOa dOaI IN.
eehil.iug's BssL
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1904-11-05
A VOICE FROM THE PULPIT.

Rev. Jacob d. Van Doren, OF 81
Sixth street, Fond Du Lac, Wis,
Presbyterian clergyman, says: 81 had
attacks of kidnaV dia-
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1904-11-05
Urban Population Grows.

Half a century ago little more than
one-half of the population of England
lived in towns. To-day the rural pop
ulation is only one-fifth of the whole.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1904-11-05
Where Kitty Comes In.

'N'NNJ OVITTUo
married man cannot afford to
play poker, for if he loses 81 it is a
sign that his wife will get new SGT
hat to get even.-Cincinnati CONNER
cial Tribune.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1904-11-05
TEA

There is scarcely anything
less substantial; and almost
nothing more substantial
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1904-11-05

Write MURINE EYE REMEDY Co.. Chicago, II
your eyes or iniamed, and get oculists
advice aud free sample MURINE. 1t cures all eyeia
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1904-11-05

Many Pupils Commit Suicide.
In the seven years ended 1890, $50
pupils in German schools committed
suicide.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1904-11-05

cdr. David Kennedy's FRvorite Remedy II
excellent for the liver. Cured after eight years OF
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1904-11-05

Mrs. Windows Soothing Syrup.
nammaton, alays pain, cures wind colo 2sc botta
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1904-11-05
TEA

1t is a companion in pleas
ure or misery, one or the
other; and some OF US don't
know one from the other.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1904-11-05

Conversational Topics.
II is safe to bet that peoplaAaJk
more about dress. dishfs and disease
than about anything else.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1904-11-05

Anti nervous prostration.
A little more tea; take a
little more time with your
tea.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1904-11-05

Written by Misguided Bachelor
The exacting requirements OF the
unnecessary are what make life a bur.
danI-Puck.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1904-11-05

Moneyback buys your con-
fdence; you can't help it.
You can't help it.

Your grocer returns your money II you don't LID
BehlAass bssL
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1904-11-05
TEA

Why do we advertise.
10 tell you what's good
for you.
Why don't we tell thenl
Don't WEI
Yous svOess r.,ssu. yO-. .....x u v -, y.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1904-11-05

rou' rOes' 's's'As ys-- -a.-y u 70. Ssa., IN.
sehiniag's Best
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1904-11-05
TEA
Snakes In Water.

Your grocer returns your money you liAeil,
The Meeker herald., 1904-11-19
SENTENCED TO BE SPANKED,
- Of Dealing with = Trouble-
some hoy.

On the backyard fence of the home
of the Foote family at 653 Linwood
street, Brooklyn, the other after
noon. says the New York Times,
were perched grinning and ex-
pectant group of urchins. They were
the playmates of 12-year-old "Heney''
Foote, and with chuckles of glee they
were waiting to hear him wall and
howl from within.
cheney" had been arraigned in the
morning in the Myrtle Avenue police
court. He was charged with commit
ting slight offense. and Magistrate
Manner was puzzled as to just how
to punish him. Finally the court had
an inspiration.
an sentence you to be soundly
spanked by your mother" decided
the magistrate, looking severely at
the small prisoner. "Will you prom
Use to carry out this sentence. ma
DAMP" turning to the lads mother.
Mrs. Foote promised. and led
"Heney." who wore look of utter
detection. out of court.
Whether or not the sentence had
been executed could not be positively
learned. One of the urchins who had
Leen perched on the back fence OBJ
served, however, with n finger laid
along his nose and deep wink of
his left eye. that there had been
"somethin' doin', all right"
The Meeker herald., 1904-11-19
Motto. o, Public Trustees Sale.

Whereas, William J. Clark, whose post Of
Ace address s L. s Mckee IN the County OF RE
asea "ay 20 Tie :aid day esf Aa
page xp Of the rucords Of said County, con
said Rio Blanco County, the northwest
I east half Of the mort heast quarter OF section
ltwenty-ninc, NIL In township one north, Of
meridian, together with ali improvements
thereon, including all ditch and water lights
belonging or nppertaintng thereto and more
known as the VaiVerde ditch, TO secure to
James b. Burch the payment OF one certain
ss 81 shs 70 sa be
said Jnincs d. Burch, for the principal sum
Of three thousand I'VE hundred (eaNU) dol
interest thereon at the rnte of per cent per
annum, payable nnnunlly-and,
4 sst II ssd
and IN that event the said motto and interest
and, whereas, the Interest due on August
10Th, 1901, remains wholly unpaid; and,
whereas, the legal holder OF said note has
elected to declare Said note and interest due
and payable. under the terms Of said trust
deed Aforesaid: and, whereas, the said Will
same or my part thereof; and, whereas,
On this nth day Of November, A. i. 1901
signed, as Public Trustee Aforesaid, to sell
the above described property as in said
Lying t said note and intoeess and costs Of
Now therefore, ], Jne; A. Watson. public
nao. VIII. on Monday. pecember nth, A. D.
tool, ct the hour Of 10 O'Clock in the forenoon
sa IL S1x hs ssia
|CDiorado.4 OFFER at public suction for the
|s.ehs.t and best price optains6ic. ~ cash,
The Meeker herald., 1904-11-19
NEW Hat FROM PORTO
Sannss HSaAgsar NaAs IL
10 Aght aaa coel Dat
Stand Victims.

One Of the things our new island DOS
sessions have brought us IL . new
kind of summer hat. 1t comes from
Porto Rico and Is made Of woven grass,
says the New York Sun.
The color is . bright tan, the shape
Of the Fedora. and the cost 10 small.
The hat has not become very popular
yet. but few are seen In New York
streets and many more in the sub
urbs.
In its simplest form the hat has .
wide band of the same material and
the same color wound around the
crown, but some of the bands are dyed
red and blue. and the hats ornamented
with these are very gay indeed. A
variation from the usual form II 4
sombrero shape with an extra wide
brim.
The advantages Of the hats are
lightness and GOODNESS. The slightest
breeze penetrates the woven grass.
The principal disadvantage is that II
once wet they shrink, and to counter
act this as far as possible each hat
contains strong leather sweatbsnd.
The Meeker herald., 1904-11-19
Order to Show Cause on Petition for
Mortgaging Of Real Estate.

state of Colorado, County Of Rio Blnnco, g..
In the matter OF the estate Of John v j.
WEIGH, deceased. In the County Court, in
Probate.
This matter coming CT to be heard on this
nth day ot October, A. p; iMti, upon the pc
administrat0r Of said estate, for the mort.
gaging Of the following descrtbed real estate,
, or u portion thereof, to-wit: The southwest
half Of the southwest quarter, and lots num-
ship south, Of range " west 9Th p. NJ; also
township south. OF range 81 west 9TH p. NJ,
in what is known M the Miller Greek Ditch
and tie west half Of lot numbered j,
ali in block numbered in the town of
Meeker. Rio RInncp County, Colorado, for
ngnins! said estate. Or a part thereof
esIst Tor the nartsaSing Of ali u gportion
OF said real estate,
Now, therefore. 1t Is ordered by the Court
" sad amy part Sr
OF said dccedent, be and appear before said
Court Mt the court room OF said Court, in the
on tho 9Th day OF recemi,er, A. u. ilol, at
the hour Of 10 o'clock In he forenoon of said
day, then and there to show cnuse, II any
directing the snid ndminfst rntor to mort
gage the whole or so much Of said real estate
as inny he necessary for the purposes speci-
II is further ordered that this order be
published for at least four successive weeks
1t Ii further ordered that John A. Watson,
Of said County Of Rio Blanco, be and IL
as Ia nd em fof
m BY the "' c :oia nsArinEK A. w,IDnAcx
(nl2-d3) County Judge.
The Meeker herald., 1904-11-19

0ssHasy's EnDssss HAS : assss
way 81 showing II WAsa ~
10 AnnsveA. ~

The French and much diyersiop In
lampooning Emperor william Of Ger
many. One story they tell IL not 90
bad nor to the monarch's discredit.
The German emperor when In any way
crossed or contradicted. pulls vioIen ~
ly at the lobe of his right ear with IN
thumb and forefinger Of his right haad.
When he was laying in England u the
time of the queens funreal he received
a telegram and opened IT. In the pres.
ence Of one Of his smart little nephewa,
a boy of six. Something In the TEX
gram did not altogether please his
majesty and he at once began to tug
at his ear. The little fellow looked M
and said: TELL me, uncle. why do you
pull at your ear?"
because am annoyed, my darling"
was the reply.
DO you always do that when ron are
annoyed?" said the boy. ~
Eyes, my darling" said his ma jesty.
"And when you are very, very much
annoyed what do you do?" persisted
this juvenile inquirer. ~.
"Then pull somebody else's ear.c
said William II.
The Meeker herald., 1904-11-19
HERNlrs IN LARGE towns.
Many Desise.s Of Our BiE citaes Feel
Lonesome and Talk t.
Themselves.

A newspaper the other day record.
cd an anecdotc about a prominent
western physician on his first visit
TO New York, says the Commercial
Advertiser. His dinner companion
asked him what interested him most
in the streets Of the city. and the
physician replied the fact that so
many persons were encountered who
were talking to Themselves. lie could
not exFln'n the phenomenon to his
own satisfaction. and vent,ired the
opinion that it was because people
were SO busy and carried their cares
about wit, hem. At least he could
think Of TO other reason. Possibly il
Is hecarse n great city is such = soil
tary place Tor many, md SOLITUDE, OF
coarse, promotes self-cr -,Gaing.
Many person here i, ore truly
hermit. cut off by inclina'i ion or cir
c,,mEtanca from his fellows. than
some rcrluscs who live M ostcnta-
tious lfr of isolation. They pass
Their fellows on the street mutually
unknown. Many persons have no
friends; sGmc have no desire to make
any; others, probably with grega-
riaus instinct, are too Gii,idrnt tn
push an acquaintance. So they talk
to themselves as men In desert
learn to talk to themselves. In n
smaller place ncquaintances would
jolt man out of the habit Of talk
ing to himself on the streets, but
here nobody cnres.
The Meeker herald., 1904-11-19
Ce.aitis.s of speed .. RasirsaAs.

Conditions OF speed o. RailreaAe. 4
Railroading has already been . pro-
lie source of profit to this inventor,
but before speeds materially higAAr
than those now used can be generally
adopted he must he called upon ~
again improve the railroad In Its every
member. says Everybody's Magnains.
The rail joint must either BE- abo1-
ished altogether, making the lines COS.
tinuous by welded joints, ~ h dsa6
in the best street railway praeties. "
mechanical joint better than any
yet made must be invented. but moSs
important than all will be methods Of
preventing collisions while dispatc-
ing trains at short intervals. Sines
electricity will be the motive power.
it is possible that this may be no sp-
piled as to make It impossible for two
trains to be run into each other even
by iptent. r,E
The Meeker herald., 1904-11-19
A VEGETABLE PHENOMENON.
But Are FILLED with
Worms,

One of the strangest phenomena
ever noted is that discovered by Charles
T. Ackley, who has cut eight cherry
trees from his home premises. each
tree being loaded with cherry skins de-
void of pits. but containing myriads of
bright red worms. There are millions
of the squirming things, but until the
cherries are opened no worms are in
sight. says the Waterloo (Ili.) Re-
porter.
The trees blossomed and passed to
the pod stage as usual. The n the pods
began to swell. and upon inye stigation
the discovery was made that there
were no pits in the cherry skins, but
rather the inside was filed with
worms. The discovery was of such an
alarming nature that Mr.. Ackley RACED
the trees and burned them. worms and
all. He sent MS just small sack filed
with the swollen pods, and there were
worms enough to keep mathemati-
clan busy counting md discoursing for
a week.
1t is presumed that some insect
stung the blossom. and the eggs
Matched after the cherry pit had
formed, the worms feeding CT the soft
pit until there was nothing 1T but the
skin. Through this they wnuld have ul-
timately have eaten without doubt.
The attention of natura;ists is called
to this new discovery.
The Meeker herald., 1904-11-19
The Worlds Fair Route.

The only Worlds Fair Route rum
ming solid vestibuled trains through
to st. Louis via Colorado Springs,
Pueblo and Kansas City without
change. The Missouri Pacific also
announces that every Tuesday and
Saturday during the month Of Oc-
tober they will place on sale that
popular coach rate from Denver,
Colorado Springs and Pueblo Of $17.2a
to st. Louis and Kansas City and re-
turn, good fifteen days. Correspond
ingiy low rates from all parts of the
state.
The Meeker herald., 1904-11-19
Fayorite Home Paper.
Why the Twice-a-week Republic has
achieved wide popularity.

achieved wide popularity.
Established for nearly century
and read regularly by more than
SOC, 900 persons In the Westand South
west. the Twfce-a-Week Republic
IofSk Louis can justly lay claim to
thai. enviable distinction, ''Favorite
Home Paper"
: 1t is great because it has always
aimed to inform, instruct and enter
tain Its readers on all matters Of pub
lie and home interest. In 1904 twill
bs especially interesting and valuable.
Here are some reasons why you
should subscribe for 1t:
This IL a campaign year, and you
will want to be informed Of the move
ments Of party leaders, reports of the
great national and state conventions,
progress Of the campaign, reports of
tho elections, etc.
You will want to know all about
the Worlds Fair. to be held in st.
Louis from April 30 to December 1 'O4
You will be interested in aud ker t
we'll informed by the Farm Visitor, a
regular supplement of the paper, pre-
pared especially for the farmer and
Fhis family.
1 You will want to know what the
IwoFld Is doing In every field of activ-
|ity, and through the unsurpassed
NEWS and special service Of the Twice
I. Waob Ranuh13c xyo,, will not t,o
The Meeker herald., 1904-11-19
The Best Liniment.

"Chamberlain's Pain Balm ia con.
sidered the best Imminent on the mar
het," write Post 4 Bliss Of GeorKia.
VT. No other liniment will heal \
cut or bruise SO promptly. No other
affords such quick relief from rheu-
matte pains. No other Is SO valuable
for deep seated pains like lame hack
and pains In the chest. Give ehis
IMMINENT = trial and you will never
wish to be without II. Sold Nv Mi
druggists.
The Meeker herald., 1904-11-19
Knew Her Business,

Uncle George-Clan. il you are wise.
You will drop that young Scattergood.
He's a spendthrift by instinct. and
you never can count upon his taking
care of his money.
Clarn-Don't be alarmed, Uncle
George. If can keep the engagement
running for another year he won't
have any money to take care of.-Bos.
ton Transcript.
The Meeker herald., 1904-11-19
A ran Neal,

"O'Hara wor tn greatest actor a
liver saw"
"he wor?" Nj
1--WE wor, indadei Phwat did he say
whin tn audience bombarded him wild
cabbage?"
"Pfwat did he say?"
"He towld thin to throw corn bate
tn mkt day avn he'd how a good
meal."-Chicago Daily News.
The Meeker herald., 1904-11-19

Hcarticssness of Politics.
ITS a mean thing to do" said the
politician, but I've got to shake the
public confidence in this opponent of
mine somehow"
But there is no use of abusing
him."
"No. I'll awaken distrust by more
insidious methods. I will have him
called the silver-tongued orator. If
that name ever fastens to him, his
finish is in sight. "--Washinyton Star.
The Meeker herald., 1904-11-19

Jim Bluker-Big fire down our way
last night. Cleaned out best part O.
the town.
Cyrus Cornfod-I want to know!
Jim Bluker-Yep! Pat Hogsn's sa-
loon burned plumb to the ground
Judge,
The Meeker herald., 1904-11-19

Fuddy-Did you hear Fred's wife
telling her little boy to stop asking
questions, or she'd punish him?
Rather unjust that, eh?
Duddy-May be; but the woman Is
consistent. Just see how she has
punished Fred for asking that mo-
mentous question that made them
husband and wife.-Boston Tran
script.
The Meeker herald., 1904-11-19

Farmer krick-Henry writes fer
more money; says he wants to take
fencin' lessons.
Mrs. Krick--Well, fer goodne SIS sake,
send ii to him, Hirami It's the fust
useful thing he's wanted to study
sence he went to college. When he
comes home ye kin jes' set him to work
Judge.
The Meeker herald., 1904-11-19

"T'm suspicious of this DISH" he
said as he helped himself sparingly.
~ believe it's an experiment and not
properly prepared at that"
"Why?" she asked.
"Well, l understand it was pre-
pared by woman who spends her
time writing receipts at the rate Of q
dozen day for household maga-
zine."-Chicago Post.
The Meeker herald., 1904-11-19

"You know you said before election
that you were friend who would d.
vide his last dollar with me-"
THAT'S right said Senator Sor-
ghum, blaadly; THAT'S right. But it's
going to be a good many years before
! get down to my last dollar."-Wash-
iinRtOn Star,
The Meeker herald., 1904-11-19
Those new style coats for women
are here. Awful swell. At Oldlands'.

Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver
Tablets are becoming u favorite for
stomach troubles and constipation.
For sale by all druggists.
The Meeker herald., 1904-11-19
ne Price Of KuowleAr,.

II sent away dollar" she sadly
said, "to party in New York who
offered to tell for that amount how
to make the guests at summer re-
sorts love your children"
"Oh, did you?" her friend asked.
"What do you have to do?"
leave them ut homel"-Chicago
Record-Herald.
The Meeker herald., 1904-11-19
Lucky.

Downer--I nm glad it is good form
not to wear watch with u dress suit.
Upper-Why?
Downer-Because never have my
watch and my dress suit at the same
time.-Pick Me Up.
The Meeker herald., 1904-11-19

''Do you really believe in your pro-
fession of faith healing?"
at depends" said the man who is
advertising occult powers, ION wheth-
err you mean as a medical aid or a
financial investment" - Washington
Star.
The Meeker herald., 1904-11-19
A Practical Adviser,

Miss Romancie-oh, just adore
music.
Old Baldie-You play. i believe.
Miss Romancie-Play and sing
both. What sort of man ought wom-
an who loves music TO marry?
Old Baldie-Weli-er-I really can't
say; deaf one, suppose.-N. =.
Weekly,
The Meeker herald., 1904-11-19
IIi. Bright Prospects.

Mr.. Mokeby-Yo want to marry
NAH daughtah? Well, what am yo'
prospects?
Lem Loafenly (on crutches. loftily)
Use brought suit ag'inst de street
cab comply TO- 5000 damages foe
de loss OBJ TO toes.-Puck. <
The Meeker herald., 1904-11-19

81 think he's perfect little fool, so
there!" exclaimed the daughter.
"Fie! Fie! daughter" replied the
mother: remember, re member, there
is no such thing as perfection, nova
days."-Yunkers Statesman.
The Meeker herald., 1904-11-19

Mother-Tommy, Pm sorry that
you and your little sister quarreled
about that orange, and that James
had to interfere. Whose part did he
take?
Tommy-Whose part? He took the
whole ornnge.-Tit-Bits.
The Meeker herald., 1904-11-19

"Why do call Twisters a cheat?"
and Blisters fairly snorted as he said
it. "Well, III tell you. He's not able
to play a fair and square game of soil
taire. "-Philalelphia Press.
The Meeker herald., 1904-11-19

Arthur--Jack has had another quar-
rel with Maude.
Esd Jacks rivaD-Confound that
fellow! He'll get her yet.-Town Top
The Meeker herald., 1904-11-19

"You see. it was this way" saia
the boy. Pop was warm, and !
thought il l droppsd a chunk Of iee
down his back 1t would cool hin
off,"
"And did it?"
Gee! No! 1t made him hot&eri"-.
Yonkers Statesman.
The Meeker herald., 1904-11-19
A philo.ovhic ylew

Whooph-rm glad my salary isn't .
million year.
Gooph-Why?
Whooph-Oh,T I'd lose too much every
time took day oh.-Baltimora
American.