The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1904-07-07
THiSTLES

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dux B6sed,
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dfitk. Ya. bss rsur fellow IL %, lusl J
taeS9h to set wills lAar Thai
IRE pgiAesd tha, stllarfa aont away,
hesoF tislf father ard Haoihef, bu, ~het
ieos ai The cid FOLKS airscd u q si~aY,
tlems HE ktds.
--wammts u graceful ers sehtt', bu, I've
noslxsd thst i4s hlsat hard 10 make q msn
hisss 4 " he watches ore gissia' n nor
in' street car.
Ill yes have i tie hard ssnss II has pro
bsbly bssn hssssH into yea; very few have
IL nat.fslly. ~ that, after all, advetsiiy
AID csiislsm src steial
-feRrgsr sister tpssplEg through key
hels VI. syooasmore IL goirg TO prnpote
10 Iteraha tohisht, Jshnny How do you
know isusgsr Slater "A can tell by the
dsisfmihsd leok on Bfriha's face.
Natst-~Tebson mas, be swfuliy afraid
OF his wltt. lie 10 always tsillpg " how
sas will awe him Asif be doien't hurry
hone, r5tu~- That's the b. .. slgn In the
world that he 10 TO. afraid ~ her II all.
The mas who 10 bassed by hi, wife never
Say, = word about II.
When aaa has bis picture taken with
his family be shows on hIi photographs
face that he Wis forced into It,
lii They have dropped their anchor.
She ION her nrs trip - aves them night /.
II has been banging over the side all day
loug.
--Crarky HusbsHd at = reception ~
wish you were ~ lively A. that woman over
there. Wife Iumph. No wonder sh.'s
jolly. she's rich widow.
--Uncls George says WAS born; with q
oliver spoon 10 my mouth. A spoon In Il at
little mouth Oh, ! ses--it WAS one Of
those after dinner con 20 spoons,
Prisoner, the Jury has declared you
guilty. Oh, that's all right Judge. You're
too Intelligent man, | think, TO be anu
eaetd by what they say
Miss Cslllngsll complains that she A.
too much leisure. Well, why doesn't tie
take up some,hings She does. She siss
up other peoples time.
Mother Are you getting on any, Ger
trude' Dsuahter~-oh, ye', mother. We
used TO be Jumped 10 with 'and others,
but now we have climbed up into some Il
those present.
Why do you call your little baby bro
Their Rsdum asked the preeoclous boy's
uncle. Because father and mother think
he's worth about million dollars, but 70
body else does.
I've worn out six piirs OF shoes, tald
the collector, coming after you with this
bill, Don't let that bother you, replied
tho editor. I've got sn old pair thst'll just
4 you.
You bear 90 many people taking Of
the pace that kills. wonder what Il ey
mean exactly Well, II depends. There's
the messenger boys pace, for isstarce.
That merely kills time
a little girl 90 being told BY be motht
that when 4 child died an angel came and
took her up to heaven thought deeply for
moment, then ,ald, ma, II an angel
comes asking for me say am not I'M"
--Bgrem III p. m. Yes. I'm 4 perfect
martyr to insomnia. I've tried everything
| ever heard Of, but simply can't get 10
sleep Al night. Miss Cat,ing (suppressing
yawh) Did you ever try talking to your
sell after going to bed
Nell lpining for pleasant wordsl oh,
George cannot understand Il. Why col
you lyvlsh this wealth Of love on mo when
there are 50 many elrls more beautiful and
more worthy than sms George--l'm suie
don't know.
Chapter ii think you sis Jist the
btstcst, goodest husband In all the world
Chapter I'LL wonder how much she wants {. |
Chapter lIl~-And he gave Il to me without
flushing bit. | wonder wha, he has be- n |
ny to-
When was bov, said the grayhAin d |
physician, who happened to be in remln-
isoen. mood, ~ wanted to be soldier, Tut
my parents persuaded me to study msdi-
cine" oh, we'll, ri ,ined the symp,tie.!c
drngssss, such 10 life. Many a man with
wholesale aspirations has to content him
cell with retail business.
--onc day gentleman gave half a crown
70 deaf and dumb beggsr, who, quite
taken on hia guard by sreh unusual NUM-
Asencc, exclaimed Bicts you, air. Blcss
you Hello sail the gentleman, thought
you were deaf and dumb 50 | WAS. cir,
replied the bsggAr, but your extraordinary
generosity was such shock such pleas.
ant shock--.o the sysssm that 1t has restof-
I'd my speech and hearing. Bless you sgsin,
cir, a thousand tlmes.
"A woman can't keep a secret, declares
the mere man. Oh, don't know, retorss
the riissry lady. I've kept my age sec
ret slnce WAS twenty -four. Yes; but ore
Of these days you will give 1t away. 10
time you viii simply have to tell II. Wei,
think that when womsn has kept sss-
re. fer tweaty years she comes pretty near
knowing how to Keep II.
Nov, children, saii a teacher In Ger.
man,owu school cot long since, let ut zee
what you remember about the animal King
dom and the domestic ttinsls that belorg
70 IL. yoa have named Oh the domesiic