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The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-01-16
''CKETs-OF-LEAvE IN ENGLAND
A'A'SonvictS Who Can Afford sr.
Vehicles,

VINO Can Afford Sm.r,
Vehicles.
"A Stratford (England) moo,s+ro+o
SoyS ne knows t1cket-of-leaye men WIZ
u ,, up to the police station IN or
a,aseS TO report themselves, LEAVING Tho
oniees with smiling faces. The no1ioo s
no should know, say they womb Ill.,
to see them. "00i0 IKE
Most of the ex-convlcts ronor+,no,
1neir whereabouts to US come ~ + 3
ga tlon wearing odd boots" said o, nc
pollee onlcer. They scarcely hovo ny o
money to pay for a drink mnch , eno
question:" =" ouI OF the
boma e Nucn cases may be uncommon
however the fact remains thot +hOI|
, are men who, leaving a pena1 o.teI
waalt tIH ~ return to enjoy ill-gotten
W. me9!t I'm and to Dartake of the nIae s,,uo
T ~ iuleness' says the London 49, S
~ ,ee years ago business mon 80"
n n1 suffered imprisonment for aau' =" ~
In"rSes OF fraud drove Nm 70 eil ',
$500 aa,4n 10 report himself, leaving T ~
smart smart orougham outside his two Al a
tai %e4 daughters. and wearing a.
ID" nat and frock coat Of roSnnet tne
~ ne asked for the SUPERINTENDENT Ioaplil-
to 500 ali htn, OF manners, saying he bad
NJ Uos see MN on "a matter of prlvato e h naa
. oor. only the severe and prnff e r puSl-
ger OF the station serpean NJ ~ man
1is him. brought him to "r roo rec,
.ra uoS s man " whom , the stratford mag,..
*, ep1rt himself every month soia to
y, Tor hao Deen turned away from FROM '1 nat
v Htn ana al lodgings on two occn n ms
y De nau II was discovered that ha IONS
o ~ can at the police station ne Una. nad
eally' He could scarcely baro period
niss,o with the Home secretarv' tn0 o".
,n1s* Oh ex-convicts are allowayy per-
WI themselves by letter. % % re-
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-01-16

One hundred and twenty-five Years
ago Colonel Edmeston was comnelIod
70 flee from his home In what Ia now,
the town Of Edmeston, New York to
escape the Indians. He directed n sar.
want to bury a chest Of dishes intond-
ing to exhume them when he returned .
but the dishes remained in the eronn5
until Last spring, when the tenant oq
the farm unearthed them with a plow
The pillow broke many of them bmt
more than fifty were unframed Tba
supreme Court has recently dac,dnd
that the dishes belong to the owner NJ
the farm, and not to the tenant wbo
round them. Inasmuch as six thousand
collars has been offered for one of tho
dishes. the decision Is of considera hIo
Importance to the parties concerned
The incident itself might interest thoso
who desire to provide for their dasconT.
ants. A twenty-dollar set of dishes Of
good design, buried now with inshuc.
lions to ones heirs to leave them nm
disturbed for century, might be worth
several thousand dollars when the neo-
pie Of zoos begin to study the period
OF American colonial expansion.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-01-16
Wanted an Injunction.

EFF you please, suh," said the old
darby to the lawyer, 81 want to take
out a partin' Injunction"
What do you mean by thatY' asked
the lawyer.
=! means, sub, in plain langwidge a
verdict ter break 'way-ter take de-
right han road whar de roads cross an,
let de ole CONAN go her way en- me %
NINE" s'
Isee," said the lawyer. "You want
diVorce-to break up housekeeping
and give her alimonyT"
Oats 1t, suh," exclaimed the old
man. Il dunno who Alimonv ia hn4
des gimme my injunction, en- he Kin
take her eff he wants herw-Atlanta
Constitution.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-01-16

On All Souls Church, Oxford En-
gland, there is an Inscription reading
"Periunt ct imputantur," which means
Chat the hours perish and are laid to
our charge. There are too many In
the world to-day who sorroWfully real
lie the truth Of these words. When 1t
Is too late they recognize that mans
days are nu. .lbered and the night COM
etn When no man can work. Time like
ire can never be recalled. The only
good that time can do us Is the good
mat we put In 1t. A bad hour can
never become clean. 1t carries its
stain forever, and it leaves it's mark
Dehlnd. What it deprived us of we
nave lost. 1t has gone into eternity
and out of that there is no return, SO
1t Is with the blessing that the good
hour carries. That, too, goes into eter-
nifty and the blessing that is In II
abides with lis and operates again
and again. The hours are but little
minutes. A bad action seldom lasts
an hour. Evil Is rapid in its process
But the Indifferent actions which bor-
der SO closely on bad ones are the ac-
lions that take up minute after min.
ute until hours are consumed and m
less a remedy is applied before the
haDit becomes formed even weeks.
1t Is to them that we should give orr
attention. 1t is the spare moments
which are so apt to be Indifferent ones
when We are lost for something to do
that We should transform into good |
hours. Success in self-improyemen+
Is rarely the product of genius, More
often 1t is the fruit Of careful emplov-
ment of the invaluable fragments Of
time called spare moments" Let
any man take one hour in the even.
Ing away from frivollty or vain dream
ing' devote it to study and in a re-
short time he shall have
the intricacies Of a complete
science. Let an ignorant man do tho
same thing and in ten years he will
have become learned.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-01-16

lnat !" what makes It so big fellows" have
nao 10 go Into their safety deposit vaults and dig I'D bum
bring. ~' "1l'
100 many red automobiles with cushioned seats have
Deen purchased within the year or two entlomon
WIN rosy 1mag1nations all over the country have hpan
titles OF money they about to make ont Of
1ne tloal wave Of extravaganza has risen steadily
n' Oeen spent before 1t was made and even before
Tie government presses and the government mnts hod
out The art of cornering things 20 as to make
% uear ana bring In large profits been carried for
warn PerSlsuently Failure" now Ia being written IN
letters across the fronts Of various imposing trusts
nave been sunk in Srandose schemes for
INDUSTRIES which when carried on with canton and b 20
were mighty profitable, but which have failed to nro
ucs returns when made to to the tune of the stool
%cker Now the old story Of rioous waste is bsvin M
old sequel. e =" n@Flns It's
Inc crops are good and business Is sood Becspso
Ian Inc pubic should feel relieved since th. nro
me country Is SOLDERING up 1t may have headache
Us ueoauch but it is physically sound What It nar
its 6nanca INV serious reflection the enormity of
ana run Its business risht-Chlcago News,
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-01-16

lis this a domestic rug?" said q
tourist to one of the White House ush-
srs' "Oh, no." was his reply. 1T was
made in New Jersey" The sDea kar
was not working off an ancient Joke
he evidently had in mind the time
when rug-maklng was the occupation
OF many domestic tireside during the
long winter months. There is a differ
ence between domestic and "homo-
made"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-01-16

faut, and in whose composition there is often than
little of the knave Then there fancy fools so to
speak, who appear only in fiction And finally there
man whom we sometimes call fool for want of better
word to his entire innocence lower forms
wisdom
clever fools are very much the fashion nowadays Lit
erary society keeps quite number its amusement In
mental feature they favor their spiritual progenitors In
motley They write great deal and they great deal
taking themselves very seriously the while which is
no doubt part of the game would do no harm II
tam other people did not take them own valuation
Iheir meter is to silly things in clever way and the
chief secret of their philosophy deduction of rules
from exceptions.
Inere are of course other and more respectable
types OF clever fool There is the fool who apparently
inspired now and then to say really shrewd thing He
Is oIten described by his intmates fool" There is
INK missing In his reasoning apparatus He cannot take
AIS nearer straight from point another neither
ne FOLLOW an argument from end to end
very few SILLY fools" any pleasure TO the snac
o Yet out OF two types Of them some dangerous enter
hent may be derived The first of these two is pretty
"oina-an 1nhabitan perhaps, the freouented
ar OF vanity" But she may thrive anywhere In anv
u1on AS rule she Is not such as she looks and
ler no capable of expansion ait least in ono diroc
' Tic ulrecclon OF Observation-Disclosures Spectator
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-01-16

the increase of wealth has brought
about great but healthy development
of openair sport Twenty years ago
two millions of dollars were spent in
year for sporting goods Last year
the outlay for that purpose was ten
millions. Architecture, both urban and
rural, has improved. There Is a finer
taste prevalent in landscape gardening
and interior decorating. There are no
alarming symptoms of idleness in lux
ury among the sons of the very rich.
TWenty-three out of twenty eight of
the sons Of millionaires whose names
are more or less public property, grad
uated from Yale In recent years. are
working as If they had no other means
OF support. Only very small percent
age Of the rich in this country live in
ldleness. Work Is fashionable and
1dleness still is deemed disgraceful.
The coterie Of idle rich people, such as
those that gather at Newport In the
summer, are conspicuous because they
are so few. Standards are being con-
stantiy raised In the American uniyer-
Stiles, and there are no perfunctory
pass degrees, and yet fair number
OF the sons Of the very rich are gradu-
ated on their merits. The fact that
there Is no law of primogeniture in
this country, and that estates may not
be entailed for periods longer than life
or lives In being and twenty-one years
thereafter-that being the period of
limitation In most of the States-make
1t practically impossible for the heirs
or great fortunes to keep their wealth
intact without exercising at least Or
binary care, prudence and industry.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-01-16

A visitor to Coenties Slip, New
YORK City, where the canal-boats are
soc losely packed that the children run
IRON boat to boat, asked a girl of 8
where she was going to school this
winter. She could not tell because she
u!u not know where they would he
troze up" The women say, II hope
wen freeze up near home" The life
OF the canal-boat population ia nic
Vurssque feature Of our national exist.
ence. and the educational aspect of
the life, with its element Of chance
rs not the least interesting side of IT
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-01-16

We are democratic and modest peo-
pie and therefore merely mention the
fact that the pallbearers at the funeral
or W. L. Elklns represented $4,000
oOo,oOO. In some countries given to
OStentation this would be played I'D as
q feature. ~ 90
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-01-16

An eastern millionaire gave several
OF his friends presents Of houses and
lots the other day. It is well to keep
one good millionaire on your visiting
list.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-01-16

II the business of the people is used
70 further the political fortunes of men
It Is inevitable that they will at times
Dc used to further the financial for
tunes or men. How long will the
great American people permit such a
DEGRADATION of themselves? For such
" Is a degradation Of public standards
ana Ideals, a smirching of the national
character. We do not meet the case
when we ferret out and punish tho
nlScreants. Such thing is temporary
merely; the cause of the disease. Is
touched and there will be another ont.
break. 1t is the system.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-01-16

I haven't quite determined" said
the Charles street father, whether to
have my daughters voice cultivated
here or abroad. What would you sux-
gestp
Oh said the obliging neiRhbor
abroad, by ali means" And that;s
where 1t all Observation-Disclosures News
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-01-16

Berlin physicians claim to be able to
substitute ivory for human bones In
surgical operations Eventually there
may be some significance to this talk
ABOUT certain men having heads like
billiard balls.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-01-16

A New York man signed his love let
ters "Swak." This, according to the
taayS who got the letters and is using
them as evidence In a suit for breach
OF promise, means sealed with a kiss
Guflty or not, the man who swakked
should be swatted.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-01-16

A scientist estimated that the earth
VIII last for 1O0O00,O0O years longer.
This will give MA time to look In the
glass once or twice more before start
ing for the theater.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-01-16
Keep Ahead

I'D, IN doing your work." said the In.
t tuisltlve Chap, 81 suppose you alwav.
resent? "no" you rep"
sent les replied the Advance Man, alb.
ar r', MINDED about two weeks sal.
AIRY ahead'"-Cincinnati TimeS"stor "A
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-01-16

A literary man who tries to live COM
fortably at the present prices of gro
ce1!eas' OIL coal, ETC., Is likely to suffer
from writer's cramp of the pocketbook.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-01-16
Ready Permiss on To A.r

MlSht ask you who owns this AL
oomoolle" said an extremely pompous
citizen to man who stood IaopIH@
dS Srns' d Dig touring car which was
ul% sF, up alongside the pavement.
Certainly, sir"
Who is it, sir"
"Blest if know."-Automob,,a rau
azine. 'oAloOlIe Mag"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-01-16

That the growth Of luxury In the
United States has not been accompan.
led by social Generalization and de-
cadence Is the conclusion to which
Ralph d. Paine, writer IN the
Worlds Work, has come. He finds that
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-01-16

Lieutenant Peary says the United
States should extend from Panama to
the pole. Evidently Peary has a grudge
OF some kind against South America.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-01-16

Mr.. Carnegie talks about watered
stock with all the calm of man who
never ventured into finance without
his overshoes.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-01-16

! Appendicitis have Al,
along commended that appendicitis Z
an Inflammation of the appendix-tha
result of digestive disturbance or a.
loWerd vitality Of the intestinal tract
Careful Investigations covering a par,
iod of many months have led to tha
discovery that most of the cases havo7
resulted from the too free use Of cold
drinks and foods. Hence these art.-@
Giles are tabooed. Cold liquid, as 4
runs through the intestinal tract. has
the effect of sending the blood from
the intestines, the result being that
the vitality Of the tract Is greatly low.
cred. II this practice LIS continued
the appendix soon becomes infiamed
and a case of appendicitis results.
Cure for Headache.-An excellent
and never failing cure for nervous
headache Is the simple act of walking
backward Ten minutes Is as Ions
as Is usually necessary to promenade
1t sometimes, however, requires mora
than ten minutes to walk at all. n
one is very nervous" But 1t is not
understood that it is necessary to
walk chalkline. Any kind of walk.
Ing will do, provided 1t is backward.
1t Is well to get long, narrow room.
where the windows are high, and
walk very slowly, placing frst the bali
of the foot on the floor, and then the
heel. Besides curing the headache
this exercise promotes a graceful car.
rage.
The Cause Of Appendicitis" in.
teresting study Of the relative fire..
luency Of foreign bodies In the YER.
inform appendix Is presented by DIR.
'ohn +. Mitchell, In the Johns Hop.
zins Hospital Bulletin for January
February and March, 1899. OF 1,4O0
Eases Of appendicitis collected from
Farious sources during the last ten
7ears, he found only 7 per cent. of
rue foreign bodies; while in 700 of
hese cases, in which definite state
nent was made as to the nature Of the
oreign body, there were 40 per cent.
I recall concretions. In $50 cases of
pPend1cttis In the Johns Hopkins hos.
ltal IN the past ten years, there was
My one foreign body-a segment of
apeWorm. Osler, in ten years ex.
erlence In Montreal found foreign
oo1es only twice; in one instance five
pple plps, and in another eight snipe i,
not. The most common foreign s
odles have been gallstones, round
orms' spicules of bone, bristles and
ms" If plenty of water is imbibed
ally, and the bowels move regularly
I'D freely daily, there is not much
anger of Observation-Disclosures Fruit
rover
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-01-16

A New York woman has had half
her stomach removed by a surgical op-
eration. This should reduce her living
expenses.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-01-16

An inch of rain seems to be about a
foot long to the man who is caught
In 1t without an umbrella.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-01-16

A Russo-AmericHn war is predicted
Perhaps, in 2T30 A. d.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-01-16

Beware Of the man who never did
anything wrong. There's first time
for everything
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-01-16

amentally and in the worldly sense because cont,ad
luneSs' hah1tuay hopeful view, is rewarded with 49,.
woros aftecton and conhdence-wo things which ore
worth great deal more than its money en are
There are far too many good neon1o T.
MAKE KIND of public calamity Of their roodnoaa %
"nsner good person who thus makes bis poodnas
cneerleSs and critical thing comes OF az vsn ~ @
Ia as the man who, though he may have his
them firmly believe that dark ss, Oh
ana instantly orightens into sympathetic radsnne
rstner weak and hazy quality sunshine wben -
the essential u,n the man who makes US believe in
od t oeautlluness Of the world must bo ol1
h hnu true man In any case with all bis fsnto good
nm'-New York Mail and Express ' l"uitS We love
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-01-16

But II France should decide to finish
the Panama canal, could Uncle Sam
prevent it. .
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-01-16

"ch mas FOUND voice in such conferences as the one
recently held at Chicago Selling under competitive cond
constitute favorable situation In which to r1a w.
ousy and that is where the farming industry IL
ooay 1t Is needless to say that the mass Of farmer.
NO. lonS remain content in such a position Thew will
t enect combination of their or they will heofn
10 vote IN favor of drastic measures for the
control OF other combinations But they can never -
wouo seem organize an effective combination among tben
o,,t,o, nAS therefore expect early revolution Of
IN manufacturing and transportation Is in some wov rohhd
Oh the powers 1t has in many cases been frae ero
1913 IA inc past FEW years. Assurances from railroad
rlulng about the country In private cars that no
are getting more out the present industrial ~
aSeent than any other class can never be made to o
II enelr race value the farms-Sprne6ed Renh,io"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-01-16
The ClsaEinq-Off Man.

ne man who always thinks it L. goinr to c,es,
Oh Is blessing to any community. He takas .
cnsertul view Of the weather because h. go
cheerful view of everything. He Is Wiz
meteorologically because, "a a matter of rac+ ~
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-01-16
What the Farmers viii Do.

OMPETlT1ON has ruled In full force In aeri-
culture, while combination and the arbitrary
nxlng OF high prices and rates has been preva-
lent IN the other industries. This has certain
y placed agriculture at disadvantage, and tbp
disadvantage Is something which hnS - 81.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-01-16
Throwing Stocks Overheard.

, HEN man has money he can spare from his
business very often he puts 1t into stocks If
at later time he has to have the money In a
s. hurry he sells the stocks for what he can get
Wall street realizes that lot of people besides
III the gamblers are selling stocks thasn dn1s
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-01-16

oo % compliment makes a womon g.,
fattery. Anows 1t is only
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-01-16

na ~ ~ 81. surprising how quickly some
e ep ae+ get rich; also, how quickly 9th,
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-01-16

v tnuta exported 19,212,155 bushels of
wheat during the last season :,
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-01-16

Noenlng pleases the ayeraoo
mans opinion. :" reverse a
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-01-16
Different Kinds of fools.

HERE can be no doubt that God gave us fools
for our enjoyment, but We should show econ
omy in the enjoyment of FOOLS" Folly is not
easy to analyze-there are so many different
kinds. There are clever fools, for instance
perhaps the most enjoyable" sort-and silly
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-01-16

@ may os necessary One would be loath to thnl tbt
any woman laying claim to modesty or cuurn vwoa ~
Lounu among the thousands of the sex who rouubt 90
StruSgleo about the carriage of the bride at tb
~euu,ns IN New York and who afterward lootod &C.
manly wen dressed counts for nothing If tb t were
"aroS OF Bedlam were let for holiday in thar on
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-01-16
Ghost Dance and Weddion.

HEN the nervous system Of the Amer,ooo
"oman-or any woman, for the matter of 49,
LANDS her in the region of hysterla and po+s
ner TO making show Of herself in public che
NEEDS or course, kindly hand to lead bor
nome and to kaan har thor. h. -, ~
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-01-16

TRIBUNE pRro. 4 PUB. CO., Ltd.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-05-02

Responding to the invitation OF the Housewives EA-
change 70 its readers 70 suggest topics which they
I'D ,,l,o 90 have discussed I'm these columns. L. VI e.
has semi IN the following; -
All housewives are building houses In Inauguration III
NOT in reality What good suggestions praeuca' anu
r,,stIc may he given? a friend who suffered several
long winters in a poorly heated house said that when
Che buII. she would get her furnace and buiid her
house around it, And when she did build she ihu par
tIcuIar stress the heating thereof
~, a., 90, women go into architecture more? They
combine In their natures both the practical ana artistic
and know better the the actu" needs OF the
home. ..t-u Al. h.st articIa g.,
a,,,Dar 90 these questions the Housewives fAchange
IN Il. cookbook or a child study book-any one the
cont ributor may select. Although me eAcnnge re-
serrs 70 itself the right publish twthon c0nipen,
sationl all articles entered in this con's 49,, VIII
I'd the TO In sending IN tieH VIEWS
are asked state what book tnes want
addressing their letters 10 the HouscW,s Liz;
~ r,,aen an ore side Of paper only, and must be
received on or before May H.