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Cañon City record., 1904-09-01

President Roossvsit's thorough dIscus-,
sIou Of national irrigation and his grsat|
personal Interest In u, has attracted at
tsntioa througheut he United Statsa,
svsa Whers its tmpe1tAncs has never bs.l
fcrs bsen apprsclats1. The daily prsss|
rspeatsd his uttsfAnces and famlliar-
~ tke penpis Of tie whols country With
he eut3scs. Tie nAt3ou has cone -
uu6srstnn4. - usver bsfoes, that ~
tienal kf3Gatioa h nof fa1 = lesa1
issuA but one = the sfsstsst and neso,
Ss.saeeat undsstaklAss q tAs ssvssop
Cañon City record., 1904-09-01

Indignantly. ~I an not old enough for
thatr'
Msthuseiah was right. He lived seven
or eight years after this evsnt.
Cañon City record., 1904-09-01

A list Of the Democratic campaign
manager looks like roll call Of Z biy
trust dlrectora'-
Cañon City record., 1904-09-01

Rspuhiican Policy Of Educating the
Leas-opprsssed People Toward self
Goverament La the Only SAFE One
Resent Jncident At the world's Fair.
Cañon City record., 1904-09-01

vsntion in that city.
The Philippines Exhibit.
Everyone knows now that the most In
teresting and the most instructive ex-
hibit Of the great Worlds Fair In Ht.
Louis IL In the reservation devoted ex-
ciusivsly to the products and the people
Of the Philippine Islands. II II . Gu
rious exhibit becauss II represents with
utmost fidelity, not only the best. but
the worst features, Of life In the Phil
ipplns Islands. Within the boundary OF
the reservation one may get fairly ac-
curnts idea Of the possibilities Of
achievement By the educated few among
the Filipinos, and 1t the same time the
student and casual visitor has impress
ed upon him the vastness Of the work
to BE- performed IN the Islands, and the
depth Of the ignorance and savagsry Of
many millions Of the people Of the Archi-
psiago.
In one building nay b found the pifi-
fuI exhibits Of The military and sduea-
ticnal methods Of the Spanish, whlch L.
laysd the uplifting Of the philippises foe
esussatteas. In another dspartnent
may - feund <hs sxamtnss5oa papees,
The dSswinas anA ~ naps nsAs "
Fillpine stGdso<g h sohec1s Alrsete1 ~
xanhes school na'ans. II ~ aGE1ou1-
tutsl sk1Tb1t ~ spedlneas q ~ Dee1-
seis e ~ 1850 ~ y sAew ~
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-01-15
4 Ssn,5>aa z*SfronG.t Fer.

Mrs. NiIIiu!"jl:a p IHelnin@ vino
since 1sJ7 has bee:l cllrator. Of a&tHo-
nonical photographs at al1arl uni
versity was born and educated in Dun
management ard care of tie HniverSi
tvs collection Of photographs She
must examine the 5.o6O or more photo
graphs taken annually at TIE southern
station Of the observatory 1T .t.e4uipa
Peru, and an equal na,:!9er taken ut
the observatory in Cambridge, and she
also aids in preparing the manuscript
and revising The proofs for the various
publications of the observatory Mrs
Fleming has made I; Worldwide repu-
tation by Her discovery of nearly 2Gu
variable stars and Of six new stars.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-01-15
THE Ft..OUs MARQUANo RUG.
Thrty-eiGht Thousand Dollars Paid
for Remark able Fabric.

Thirty sht thousand dollars was
To price paid for a Persian rug at
the auction sale in New York OF the
EHt collections Of the late Henry G.
nar1u2nd. Tre rvs was woven in
&c fifteenth century as a gift from
the Pasha of Persia to tire Sultan of
Tflf'ey, for the re Grd held by MI.
Mar uacd show Cd that it had beeL
found aiHc.le The =. ects OF the Sui
an Abdul A2iz aE1or his death.
Aside from the marvellous color and
knots to the square inch, the feature
of the rug is that the Inscriptions
throughout its 10 H.. as Well as ara
DesQues in the ,nelallions of -.
design, are woven in silver thu;
1t is a corpa"i.n u - ic:> in"
famous carpet w ea r. the =p.i"ee
Alexis LobaIoW is9 r:0@ sEy. VIII il
was shown in rhn Viz "a Milsot;.u :,
exhibition in 1889. Tee t&osfowsky
rug was supposed 70 be witao':; g
parallel in the worlti, LHt t1i5 carpet,
the most highly valued among TIE
textile treasures OF NJ. MaTQuard,
contains positive internal er;1enca
that it was made roon the same
looms and in the same peri>>I, and
doubtless for the same purpose a.
that of Prince 1.ohanoW, Wh h also
passed into the possession Of its
present owner directly from the ser.
aglio in Constantinoplc. So far as
can be ascertained this carpet is the
highest class oriental fabric now in
existence in this country.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-01-15
a NAV WHO LAUGHED
His Elementary Lapse Of Defsrence
Cost Him High Pos tion.

II does not pay to laugh at kings
,t least in their presence. On several
occasions where ilen have been giVeo
to levity betore Merarchs it has beel
amply proved t4at this is so. 1t was
awkward for the confidential adviser
of the ear of Rus a, not long aSo,
that he was unable TO control his i'm.
pulse to smile. oa the occasion in
question the czar was tired and in an
unpleasant frame OF mind. His foot
slipped on q wolf-skiH mat. There
was something So funny about it that
the confidential ad'iser lost control
of his features That laugh at the
wrong time cost hin, his high position
and salary of many thousap is OF dol
larS a year
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-01-15
J L.t% Cf FOOT RET

of tIjieI5 bo"gsi This was padded
with about siE layers OF HaHspaptf,
over Which piece ef slse cloth,
such as is usaj au dining - was
placed ana tackled Gown hefssstai there
50 thai tue leather ea4er folded Under
nicely 'i'la.S WAS 5!a4e hasoa4 auttil4
together, Tho s1sesbsk.a which |
bought ii a book siH&ers %afaif Ip1<a.
cost =, eents AND WIS Il tan shade |
colored tie leather strips with rcd INK
The stripS We're made from s5.g.siIs Iots
after cuttin9 oJu the square pic" foa
the top, Which measured =, 6y - -, loas
ing ample room TO tuIN under. IN
strips Were stitched through aafore COY.
ering The holes in the leather We're
made Wit. n punch. The balance of
the wood was stained and polished
The pieces We're then ready To put 10.
gether Constant Use will give the
leather Il dark, rich color. The actual
cost OF this foot rest was Sf.6o. The
price in Il store would have been ST.
Ladies' Home Journal
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-01-15
us Ia i..s

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s'S'ir" s.,t.t.,'in:l> I ans tnrgnr quaint
fi"> ut nptI! t~uIa,,nt al" a;,SDFsnd than
can Il" properly Hr!liz It. aud the result
II ~ oh>i''I''' IA. t7e,,.lm m,n!y ral!"d Il
'"h!h wlii''h = simply m rtio of the
system III ..N!5.'i III" useless material.
PROPER y ~'f''l%i'-4. = i s,'tf t,ospfling,
dii" t" IN gW,Hp.l,,jiy ot ti,.. organism
Ia t"-n';lts and '"Hlp"uSnt" toi the dis
:Hritailett
aus j. NOT "tiN S'r"'. pr"'liSl,osing
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si''I'.'' ,l444-=t- 'ai1,af..t4> i'ut4 al Hl.I
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IL l.. tl.ts=~T~. ~
r ST II .,'=hest WY 10 avoid
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u: danger. SS,jetee oi Health
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-01-15
Honey In the Home.

Honey is Il valuable medicine and has
many uses 1t is excellent in most
lung and throat affections and is often
used With great benefit in place of cod
liver Oil. Occasionally there is 4 per-
son with whom it does not agree. but
most people can learn to use ii With
beneficial results. children who have
natural apPetiteS generally prefer it 10
butter Honey is Il laxative and seIa-
tive, and in diseases Of the bladder and
kidneys it is an excellent remedy.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-01-15
GOOD BEER THROWN AWAY.
Weary Willes" Should Enter
United Protest.

At Manchester, writes London
orresp spondent to tEe Atlanta Consti.
!tion. a brewery has been establish.
where they make beer of su.
2fior quality then throw every
.op Of it away. lust as much pains
4re taken in making the beer as if
were destined like that breNed at
>aEton last summer Tor the able OF
,e king himself, but its inevitable
&te is to be poured into the sewers
lth a rGthlessness that would de
.ght the heart of Mrs Nation.
The explanation of the rather sur
'rising procedure is that the beer
AUS sacrihced is the product of g
s1rt of school CT brewing run by the
municipality of Manchester. This
provincial city is a progressive plaGe
nd some time ago il decided 20 start
municipal school Of technology, al
hich every trade practiced in the
orth of England should be taught
aGtically.
When the school was opened il
ms found that quite a number of its
;n1ents were anxious to learn +ho
rowing business. so it was DECIDED
. add a model brewery, on a small
aie, to the rest eff the techEica.
equipment. When the matter was
oielTed to the government, however
ae Manchester city fathers were told
Lat they could not be allowed tc
art their miniature brewery unless
icy Would agree that every particle
its outpu.. should be destroyed
I'd a regular intervals since the
trewery Nae started an excise in.
7pector hes dToppe6 in to make sure
hat there is no mSta,e about this.
The saddest part CT the whole stor-
that experts who have sampled
The beverage made b, the municipa:
students Of brewing sly that It IL
frSt class.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-01-15
THE FACE BEAUTIFUL.
A Good Massage Cream and the Way
1t.

The lines of massage are upward and
outward. from the middle of the fore
head out over the temples, under the
eyes and around the corners of the
eyes in a rotary motion by the first two
fingers, from the middle of the chin up
ward, from the corner OF the mouth TO
the ear For this purpose an excellent
cream is made as follows: White Pc
trolcum, three and a half ounces; paraf-
fin WAX, Il quarter ounce: lanolin, an
ounce; water, one and a half ounces;
oil of rose, three drops; alcohol. Il dram.
Melt the WAX and add petroleum and
lanoin Stir constantly and beat in
the water. When nearly cold add oil of
rose and alcohol. Wash out thoroughly
each morning. Here is face wash to
apply with soft cloth after washing:
White CASTLE soap in powder, twenty
two minims; lanolin, an ounce; tine
turo benzoin. one and Il half drains.
Mix With sufficient cold water to make
milll-like cream. As Il rule rouge is not
Very advantageous but Il harmless lip
tint can b" made: Altar rose, seven
drops: allianet root, half an ounce; oil
OF Almonds three ouncrS; Spefmacet,
half ounce; white VAN. one and Il half
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-01-15
:. ..::OPLE WE KNOW.
i.tey Are Pine Bluff People and What
They Say is of Local Interest

When an incident like this occurs
,,sht here at home it is bound to carry
strange occurrences go the rounds Of
he press; are published as facts, peo-
Die become skeptical. On one subject
akepticism is rapidly disappearing.
This is due to the actual experiences
Of our citizens, and their public ut
.erances regarding them. The public
statement OF reputable citizen liv-
.ng right here at home, one whom you
can see every day, leaves no ground for
the skeptic to stand on.
W. E. Isenkramer, tailor of 200 12
over Citizens Bank, says: "Undoubtcd
indications OF kidney trouble annoyed
me TOR some time. Anxious to check
CHANGED to read an advertisement about
Doan's Kidney Pills it struck me that
they might be depended upon to do the
work as the treatment was for the kid
neys and for the kidneys only. This
influenced me to call at the Mann-Tan.
kersley Drug Co.'S store for box.
After completing course Of the treat
ment l unhestatingly say that l de.
rived great deal of benefit. At the
present time | have not the slightest
symptom of either excited or inactive
kidneys. | am pleased to endorse
0oan's Kidney Pills"
For sale by all dealers. Price SO
cents. Foster Milturr Co.. Buffalo, i.
T.. sole agents tor r. t!n!teu .S'afes
Remember tie name-Doan sand
take no substitutes.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-01-15
Feminine Clothing.

There is n good deal seriously to be
said about feElil;ine clothing. AS re-
CARDS the general public. The most i'm
portant indictment is against the trail
ing skirt, which rescNes tubercle bacilli
from the sunlight and brings them into
the nursery and living room. But as
regards the woman herself IA German
doctor has published an exhaustive
study of. among other things. the weight
of feminine clothes. which weigh Oh
the average 80 per cent more than
mems. though wOnlan is smaller and
less muscular. One criticism of the
corset may also be quoted that the
modern straight front article does its
best to produce the tyDn Of 1i:sure
which every antlropoloGiSt "ssoriates
with the Hottentot The author sides
with every one who has studied the
subject in advocating the bifurc'tad
undergarmcnt against the ''winnnG
note" of the "tempestuous pctticoat,
which, as IIerrick forgot to add. pro
tects against neither cold nor dust.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-01-15

Bird Without Wings.
The New Zealand apteryx Is thu
,nly existing bird which IS without
~i"vc
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-01-15
CAUSES OF COLDS.
One OF the Most Common Of Them Is
Eating Too Much.

The invariable cause of colds comes
from within, not without. No one takes
cold when in vigorous state of health.
with pure blood conrsing through the
body, and there is no good reason why
any one In ordinary health should have
cold 1t may come from insufficient
exercise. breathing Of foul air, want OF
wholesome food. excess Of food. lack OF
bathing. etc. but always from some
violation OF the plain laws Of health.
There can be 40 more prolific cause
OF colds than highly seasoned foods as
Well as frequent eating. These give no
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-01-15
WIDELY Used S,anQ Phrases.

Somerset, England, has given to the
United States some OF its most active
1hrases. Here right" they say IN
somerset when they mean ION the
oct" America inverts the order and
he method. But "peart!" Is not that
thoroughly American? No; it is Sor.-
erset FOR "liyely."
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-01-15
Guarantee Bond and
l1Ve eSt01e7t GO.
Capital Stock SEQ 0flN
Subscribed a"d paid up
leserve fund Dan, t9ot) =. 49,. 49,. s34f2 so
GENERAL OFFICES, 117 Pine St.

"eVhhNL orFiCtS' ~ Pine St PINE BLUFF.
This not property Il
safe and profitable investment to all
1t has the same sources II eenue
company has 1t has death
oneha Of life Its field Is p
on are not considered Dues payable monthly Within
You profit and enjoy during life what
quality between w f prospectus.
Active and reliable every INIT
ed Investigation invited and Information eFeerfrily
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-01-15
A DURABLE FOOT REST.
One That II Well Designed and Esa-
lily Made Mt Home

lily Made Mt Home.
The illustration given below shows {
we'll designed foot rest, durable and
easily made at home, as it is very SIM
pie.
1t is made of seven-eighths inch stuff
The two end boards were nailed togeth-
er before saving to insure their being
exactly alike The pattern was marked
out on enc board and nailed to the
other through the heart shaped space
which was sawed out. y strip one
inch square was nailed all around the
underneath top, giving the appearance
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-01-15
NOT TO BE TRUSTED. "a
Wy Conductor Thought Women
should Not Have Ballot.

How laanysided and how funny is
we life lead in city street car Not
ling ago q woman cave the conductor
of one a dollar bill On receiving the
change she counted and rccounted it
This is not right. she called aftet
him. Amt, eh there's 95 cents.
Don't suppose ye: Tanter ride free
She made aEotheH a2ntal calculation
.nd blushingly :. led. AS the man
reached the TO. t-ltform he was
loard to grumDl Ard thcm's the
things as wants to rote."
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-01-15

which ought find place home
equal rival all the West, will b
dpensable to fully
o
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1904-01-28

"Misfortunes never come singly, you
know. Miss Priscilla"
"Alas," said the poor maiden, shak-
ing her head. "the single misfortune In
the worst OF allT-Ncw Yorker.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1904-01-28

The air of cities Is impregnated with
dust and filth. To combat their dele
terious effects the streets should be
freely ventilated and watered- Wind
and rain are the great destroyers OF
dust. From the fields the wind lifts
the debris of vegetation-pollen, seeds,
spores of fungi and bacteria; the dust
of the sofI-silica, silicate Of alumni
tum, carbonate and phosphate OF lime
and peroxide of iron. In and proceed
ing from volcanic regions fine particles
Of carbon and dried mud are taken up
and waited hundreds or even thou
sands Of miles. In and round about
cities and towns the finely ground dust
OF the pavements, fragments of straw,
hair, stable manure, debris Of insects,
SCOT. epitheIia from floor sweepings or
shaken from rugs, carpets and bedding,
together with gases and other volatile
emanations from factories, rendering
establishments, abattoirs, tanyards ana
compost heaps OF all sorts, though not
OF the air, are In 1t, in so much as to
be I'm some degree almost everywhere
resent.-Sanitarian
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1904-01-28

A canny Scot lived In small settle
ment some miles from the neighboring
town. The distance, however, could
be considerably lessened by cutting
through large estate. This practice
was accordingly 80 much resorted to
that the owner gave peremptory orders
for all trespassers to be turned around
and sent back the way they came.
One time, however, the Scot In ques-
ton, having occasion to take some arti-
c.es to town In a wheelbarrow, decided
to run the risk and was about haif
way through when he saw the owner
I'm the distance. Not relishing the Idea
of retracing his steps, he bethought
himself Of a scheme, and, promptly
turning the wheeIbarrow to face the
direction from which he came, he sat
down upon it az IL resting.
Soon the owner came up and, seeing
him there, roughly ordered him to turn
around and go back
Az back" was In this case his oD-
1ective point, the Scot obeyed and went
on his way rejoicing.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1904-01-28

An interesting enumeration has been
given of the sources of color From
this II appears that the cochineal In
sects furnish the gorgeous carminc,
crimson, scarlet carnine and purple
lakes; the octopus gives sepia-that Is,
the inky fluid which the creature dis
charges In order to render the water
opaque when attacked; the Indian yel-
low comes from the camel; ivory chips
produce the ivory black and bone black;
the exquisite Prussian blue comes from
fusing horses hoofs and pigs blood;
blue black comes from the charcoal OK
the vine stock; Turkey red is made
from the madder plant, which grows in
Hfndoostan; the yellow sap Of n Sia-
mese tree produces gamboge; raw Ssien-
ma Is the natural earth from the Nigh
borhocd of Siena, Italy; raw umber Is
an earth found near Umbria; Indian
ink is made from burned camphor;
mastic IL made from the gum Of the
mastic tree, which grows in the Gre
clan archipelago; bistre is the SCOT OF
wood ashes; very little ultramarine, OBJ
tanned from the precious lapis lazuli, La
found In the market
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1904-01-28
DIR. M. FOR BES

-a- Ohio Street. ALLEGHENY, PA.
Cures Cancer without cuttings. removes
tumor and all face blenishes- Moles ana
birthmarks removed. Addision's -. Elec-
trio Belts for 81, the next 30 davs-for Rheu-
matism. Liver and Kidney Trouble. Ladies
treated In strict confidence. Agents wanted
Tor Belts and Ladies Remedies. No Cure,
No Pay President of Hospital for Ladies.
II-10-03-6m
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1904-01-28

The kicker usually does not make
much progress, Notwithstanding that
j. he puts his best foot forward. Boston
Transcript.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1904-01-28
MA raf Look Right.

The intelligent conpositor, one OF tne
kind that figures I'm many an anecoote'
worked on an Arkansas paper at q
period when a well known novelist was
editor. One day the printer undertook
to set up the word "doughnut." He
spelled 1t "donut." !.
"See here" said the novelist, don't
you know how to spell 'doughnutr
You've misspelled II here"
The intelligent compositor came over
and gazed at the proof and scratched
his head In perplexity.
"Well," he admitted, "that doesn't
look right, but 1t had W. In 1t once
and somehow that didn't look righ,
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1904-01-28

ID. L. Farjeon was one OF the very
few writers who set up work In type
without the medium OF manuscript.
When the novelist first turned to fic-
ton be was editor and publisher OF the
Otago Times. which was printed at his
own offices Mt Dunedin, and many of
the chapters OF his novel "Grif" were
transferred direct to type by the late
Mr.. Farjeon. who was one Of the most
rapid compcsItors of his time. He was
a firm believer In charms and attrib-
uted much of his good fortune to New
Zealand greensboro which he wore for
many years on his watch chain.-Lon-
don Tit-Bits.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1904-01-28
An Anecdote OF Di.rneIi. : :

On one occasion DIsraelHs habit Of
exaggerated aduIation led to 30 bold an
attempt by the fair recipient to turn 1t
to her advantage that he was driven to
save the situation I'm way that was
very far from being appreciated. The
charmer, young lady of advanced
views" finding the great man 80 ex-
ceedingly profuse In his attentions.
thought 1t all excellent opportunity for
making him n convert to her utopian /.
ideals, which were OF the most daringly
democratic order. After a long recita-
ton Of her propaganda she wound up
with feryid appeal to the prime min
lister to immortaIIZe himself by espous-
Ing her ingenious panacea for remedy
ing the wrongs OF humanity. As she
finished her impassioned harangue,
with flushed cheeks and flashing eye,
Disraeli, who had been silently watch
ing her with apparently the profound
est sympathy and admiration, suddenly
dropped his eyeglass and softly MUIR
INJURED. "Oh, you darlingv' Tf II had
been at dinner" she afterward de-
clared, "and / had had knife I would
have stabbed himp-Blackwood's
Where There's u VIII There's a way.
"ODc OF those things which 20 to
show that where there is n will there
IN way is well exemplifed by q
happening In certain southern city,"
said well known former railroad
man. "A man before his marriage had
purchased n beautifully located lot In
the city cemetery and paid 500 for II.
After awhile he married and some ten
or twelve years afterward died and
was buried In the aforesaid beautifully
located lot, and bis grave was care
fully tended for awhile by his widow
When the big fair came off I'm Chicago
and nlI the world was en- route to that
Mecca the widow took n notion she
must see that show. Az result OF a
long cogitatlon over ways aud means
she had the body OF her deceased hus-
band exhumed and railroaded fifty
mites away and reburled at cost OF
about $75. when she sold the ceme-
terry lot for $500 and had good old
time at the big worlds fair. Some
what OF financIer, wasn't sbeY-
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