The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1904-05-12
THISTLES

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said tie gtEile philosopher. Yes, answer
cd SENATOR sNgbum; II 10 peoples lore o.
rsoner that has made life easy for me.
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tbe bssber. NJ, VERY, aid the victim.
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court plaster on. tus Of course you didn1
kbos that s,f.c you began.
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port that yogF employer discharged yot
last weeis huegIas -Yes bet ! wouldn't
mla9 Il 20 much II be hadn't sdded in,all
10 irlgry. HiggleS--whg, ho~is that
Aagglas- lie seyefti,ed ~ Fmsll boy "a
fli nay place
~ wrote Son. che ssid, TO call and gel
yonr Ietisrs, shlcb you did. Then you In
fnsa,tiy wrote NE another. ] can't Ut.
dsFiiaDd u. Why, then hsd another one
10 CAL Ard ge', didn't he returned. Then
seeing there WAS only one way TO get rid
OF lln. abe promised to marry him.
rhs, was q tpiendia back fall you
nafe your death scene last night, re-
NJ "a a Young member Of the company
10 ~ eminent tragedian. The latter look
81 =, the f,,terer with suspicious glare.
1es, be said, and I'd like TO lay my hands
on The blitherIng idiot who soapcd Il G
sssge n,or.
Uclen's father was a physician, ard
she had always been interested TO hear him
All her uncle "talk medicine" ! wish Won
wouid 20 with me to DR.. Wilson'S, her
father saId one day to her uncle. He hss
An ibfoimsl gathering. shall 70 about
O'Clock. Oh, father, said Helen, what ID
IN Informal gathering Is II anything that
has TO be labeedi
did You ever hear OF such shocking
taste exclaimed Mrs. Cumrox Indignantly.
what's the matters asked her husband.
People In this hotel have complained that
they couldn't sleep because Ethelinda play
ed the piano. The idea Of anybodys pro
ferring sleep to hearing Ethelinda play,
Mrs. sabbubs--Mrs. skandle WAS tell
ing me story today about that odio u
Mrs. Bailey Mr.. subbubs- here.
thought you hated gossip Mrs. Subbubs
--WeI-er-so do, but, Of course, car I
hate Il thoroughly until know just exact
ly what II Is.
Ben johnson was at work on one Of bis
plays. Whist you have concluded on, be
wrote, make good, ! pray you. He stor-
10 chuckle over II. ! like that phrase,
make good he said. Three hundred years
from now they n be using J, As the latest
choice Of slang.
Little Tommy = Mamma. may | so
over sno play with Mrs. Nexdoor's chill
dreng Mother You have never cared 10
play with them. Tommy-But mysbsll
went over into their yard, and they threw
! I back TO me, and Il was all sticky. guets
they've got some candy.
II understand that prImA donna fall,
10 give her farewell concert because 81 9
had a cold, Yes, answered the manager.
How did she contract III Well, II wasn't
an ordinary cold It Ia what 10 technically
known as box.ollisc chill.
Mrs. Goddart-You say you were in
business Ia your native town. Huh! II
s1Ipote all the money you m ide you spel I
10 the saloons. Weary wille-No, ma'sm.
nsyor knowed what q saloon was In dsm
dsys. Honest. Mrs Goddart--Well, here
Il quarter, but its strange you n,ver
know what saloon was. Weary willie
W. done our boz ala At de drug siore,
ma'am. Ny ra;iyc town wuz 10 Maine.
The colored ,nitor Of the fiat D, IT
door approached the grocer and handed
hin paper ecn,aiainz some white powder.
s. BOSS, be asked, what you t'ink dat h
Jss tas u an tell me yo' 'plnion. Tie
* snelied II, then touched II 10 his
tongue, Well, Jake, should say that ~
sea. Dst's Jest what | say, replied The
jagisar, triumphsnlY. | say dats sods,
tut my OF woman, she low It's ra.-pIzen
ste say she knows lis. Jes taste It again,
boss, TO- to mex sure.
she was ordering him about 10 her uf- |
VA Imperative style. And he, usually tie
mex seit and most submit slve OF men, like |
the proyerhisi worm, WAS now beginning
to reiort. Do you think you rule the uni
versef be asked, sarcastically, when fe
had the chance 10 edge in word. No
bu. rule the first letter OF II, was the
prompt reply. And once sgain he realized
that his wife val one too many for him.
r. A scho0lmaster recently gave. his pu.
pits lecture on patriotism. He pointed
ous the high motives which moved the vol.
unteers 10 leave their homes and fSht for
theif country Ia cubi; bug he noticed that
OTIS boy did not pay much attention to the
iussfuc Tors, and a. test question be ask.
ed him Whist moiivca took the volunteers
to he wa,s Tho boy wn puzzled for
moment then remembered the public "scnd
ef 70 the local volunteers At the railway
station. and replied Locomotive, cir.
Bells what's the matter. dear! You
look blue. eiia--i am. nv husband has