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The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-10-28
JoHNNY's SORROW.

Am ] sorry for the cars boy?
Gee whizi You bet am
Hell never have the pleasure
OF eatin' bread and jam
And gittin' II all over
His chin the same as me
Cause thcy'u be- servants watchln'
Wherever he Will be.
He'll never go a-hshin'
The way ! do. I'll bet:
They % Keep him in the palius
Fer fear be might git wet.
or git his fingers dirty.
or else fail in somewhere
or stop bomb somebody
Sent whizzin' through the air.
He can't go TO his grandpa's
And slide from stacks Of hay
And drive the COWS 10 water
And whoop around all day.
And have pie fer his breakfast
And pancakes from the pan,
with d0ughnuts In between times.
As If he was a man.
I'm sorry for the cars boy;
They'll watch him day and night
And never let him rassel
Or climb a tree or fight;
He can't 20 TO his cousin
And help them 10 raise Ned
And have the fun Of s.eepin
About four In a bed
S T. Kiser in Chicago Record-Her
aid.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-10-28

AAN - 1uNNf 1fWi Nt
O'Reilly, a native OF ireland, born with
the prcyerbial Irish Wit and genius. but
for years a prominent republican leader
in Virginia Such a position IN this
rock-ribbed democratic state naturally
gave him notorietv.
During President Grants administra-
ton be was given the place OF consular
agent to Zanzibar, South Africa, as a
slight recognition Of services he rem
dered to the party.
II the Idea was to commit him 10 OBJ
Scurity by sending him to that far-off
station, the state department reckoned
without its man. He had not been there
very long before he came prominently
before the public. A man Of some
means, be set up an establishment With
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-10-28
Consnmptiyes Made Comfortable.

lucipient consumption is cured by
Foley's Honey and Tar, but we do not
hold ont false hopes to consumptves
by claiming that it will cure this dread
disease in the advanced stages; but If
the lungs are not too far gone Foley's
Honey and Tar will effect a cure, as 1t
stops the racking cough and sootbes
lhe indamed air passages giving them
% chance TO heal, and even i'm the ad-
yanced stages it always gives comfort
and relief A. A llerren, Of Finch, Ark,
writes: "Foley's Honey and Tar is the
best preparation for coughs and lung
trouble. ] know thal il has cured con-
sumption in the first stages" Sold by
~. b. Agnew.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-10-28
A Crop Of Antique Com.

Several years ago. I'm exploring an
Indian mound I'm tho southwest part
Of Missouri a quantity Of corn was
found Some of This corn was pl8nt-
cd. and, 20 the surprise of all. 30 GER
minated and maturod How long it
had lain in The mound ON which large
trees were growing. no enc can con-
lecture probably several hundred
years last fall n citizen of James
port. No, secured a handful of this
corn and now has a dozen hills OF it
growing I'm his garden. The grains are
about the usual size of field corn, but
are Of a deep brown, motted with
yellow.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-10-28
One Of Many.

II. A. Tisdale, Of Summerton, :. c.,
suffered for twenty years with the
Piles. Specialists were employed and
many remedies used but relief and
permanent good was found only in the
use of DeWitts Witch Hazel Salve.
This is only one Of the many, many
cures that have been effected by this
wonderful remedy. In buying Witch
Hazel Salye il is only necessary to see
that you get the genuine DeWitt's,
made by T. G.. Dewitt d Co.. in Chicago,
and q cure is certain. DeWitt's Witch
Hazel Saiye cures all kinds OF piles,
cuts, burns, bruises, eczema, letter,
skin disease, etc. Sold by
The Winston Drug Co.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-10-28
The Original.

Foley q Co., Chicago, originated
Honey and Tar as throat and lung
remedy, and on account Of the great
merit and popularity of Foley's HOney
and Tar many limitations are offered
for the genuine. Ask for FOLEY's
Honey and Tar and refuse any substi-
tute offered as no other preparation
will give the same satisfaction. 1t is
mildly laxative. ItcOntainsno opiates
and is safest for children and delicate
persons. Sold hy w. b. Agnew.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-10-28

that economy
should be practiced in the government
work as we'll as in private establish
ments and has been convinced that the
modern typesettlng machines should be
used. Their introduction has been grad
ual, but in a short time the bulk OF the
government printing will be done upon
these machines.
The public printer states that "a new
typesetting machines are now being in.
stalled, but this will not mean the dis
missal Of any Of the regular force. This
dissipates one OF the objections, which
was that men would be thrown out OF II
mechanical typesetters were intro
duced. Mr.. Palmer has had his printers
attend schools Of instruction, where they
have studied the methods OF operations
and learned TO manipulate the key
boards Of the machines now I'm general
use. These men will simply leave their
cases and sit down before the machines,
while they draw their usual compensa-
tion from the government treasury.
There is a temporary force employed at
times when there Is a rush at the print
ing Office. and these men may be affected
by the change, but the steady growth OF
government printing is sure TO make
places for all OF them in time
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-10-28

A new iheory that is proving success.
ful in the cure of Coughs, Lung and
Bronchial affections is offered i'm Bees
Laxative Honey and Tar. This remedy
cuts the mucus, heals the membranous
lining Of the throat lungs and bronch-
ial tubes; wards OFT Pneumonia and
strengthens the system generally.
Group aud Whooping Cough disappear
before its Use as snow before the sun
shine of Spring It's pleasant Sold
hy Anderson Drug Co.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-10-28
APromInent Trainman.

The many friends Of q. II. Hausan,
Engineer l.. +. d w. r. r., at present
living in Lima, O, will be pleased to
know Of his recovery from threatened
kidney disease. He says: 81 was cured
by using Foley's Kidney Cure, which |
recommend to all, especially to train
men, who are usually similarly afilict-
ed" Sold by w b. Agnew.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-10-28
Total Abstinence in a Will

On the 18th OF June there was fled for
probate the will Of Mr.. Robert Hall, New
York city. This will directed that for
FIVE years after his death his children
should abstain from use Of all liquors
and should not frequent saloons or
places where liquors were sold, under
penalty Of being dislnherited.
He leaves an estate worth $4,000,
which was divided among his widow
and FIVE children. the shares Of the
children being based on the above con-
dition.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-10-28

If you ever took DeWitts Little
Early lisers for billiousness or consti-
patton you know what pill pleasure is.
These famous little pills cleanse the
liver and rid the system Of all bile
without producing unpleasant effects.
They do not grippe, sicken or weaken,
but pleasantly give tone and strength
to the tissues and orgausof the stomach
liver and bowels Sold by The Win
~fOn Drug Go.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-10-28

Every Tuesday, every Thursday, in
October, you can buy a Coach EXcur-
sion Ticket, limited ten 0Ol days via
Norfolk * Western Railway, 90 st.
Louis Double daily service. Cafe
dining cars. Season, siXty-day, and
nneen-day tickets on sale daily. Spec
ial service for special parties Write
for rates. W. B. BEvIH. General
Passenger Agent. Roanoke. Va.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-10-28
Eighf DAYS ON Ills Back

ana cured with two applications Of Dixie
Nerve and Bone Liniment. will cure you,
owens d Minor Drug co.,
Richmond, Virginia,
Gcntlcmen:-l have been using your Nerve
and Bone linimcnt on my back aud find 10
acts ikea charm. For eight days ! had
been ou my back and could not move and
after two applications ! am now ont and 10
business.
Very truly yours,
r.. g.. OsHrHN, North View, Va.
Sold by White V 60. and Winston Drug Go
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-10-28

Jas. Taylor, Of Keudallville. Ind.
was seriously diseased with kidney
and bladder trouble for % years. lie
tested every known remedy without
much benefit. until he used Pineules.
This new discovery cured him, and Mr..
Tag Ior advises all persons suffering
from kidney or bladder trouble TO get
% bottle of Pineules at once.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-10-28
SaYes Two From Death. W.

"Our little daughter had an almostfa-
tai attack Of whooping cough and bron-
chitis," writes Mrs. w. X. Haviland, Of
Armonk, ~ Y, but, when all other
remedies failed, we saved her life with
DR. Kings New Discovery. Our niece,
who had Consumption in an adYanced
stage, also used this wonderful medi-
cine and to-day she is perfectly well" E"
Desperate throat and lung diseases
yield to DR.. Kings New Discovery as
to no other medicine on earth. Infall-
ible for Coughs and Colds. SOC and
SlOO bottles guaranteed by White *
Co. Trial bottles free.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-10-28

Senator VI. a. Han
ma. Of Ohio. lie
has leased to the
latter his Wash
ington residence.
one Of the hand
soonest and best
adapted houses at
t b e capital for
home living or en-
tertaining. II was
a source Of gratih-
cation to the gen.
eral that he could
offer his home to
the widow ofoneo OF
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-10-28

OF Oilcial life that
has been known in
the last quarter OF
a century. For
some years past he
has been out Of
public gaze. but
soon after the war.
during reconstruc-
ton days and
later, he was a IA
miliar figure in po-
itical and official
walks and achieved
no little notoriety
a n q reputation.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-10-28
Broke Into His House.

S. Le Quinn, Of Cayendish. VT, was
robbed of his customary health by in
vasion of Chrocic Constipation. When
DIR Kings New Life Pills broke into
his house, his trouble was arrested and
now he's entirely cured. They're
guaranteed to cure, Dc at White d
Cos drug store.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-10-28

NiiNS " bnS lho0A
lation Of new type
setting machines
There has all along
been a decided, al
though quiet, op-
position to the In
PRODUCTION Of these
machines into the
government serv-
ice, the old-line
typos being reluc-
tant to give uD
their cases. Mr..
Palmer has lons
been of the opiniOn
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-10-28

That awful grinding, stabbing pain
boo the back is from the kidneys. A dose
of Pineules will cure it over night.
Piucules is a new discovery put up in
new way. A delightful remedy and
specific FOR all Kidney and Bladder
troubles.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-10-28

lut neat IlOuln D
one Of the most in
teresting and i'm
portant Of which Is
the detail Of Mai
Gen. Henry c
Corbin TO the COM
mand Of the de-
partment Of the
Philippines. This
will bring about
transfers in the
United States and
will send Mai. Gen.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-10-28

Until a few years ago little attention
was paid IN Germany TO athletic sports.
To-day tennis and football are said to
be more popular than in the United
States
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-10-28

You cannot cure piles by external
application. Any remedy to be ellec-
tive must be- applied inside, right at
put mp in collapsible tube, with n
nozzle, So that IL reaches inside and
applies the remedy where il is most
needed. Man Ian strengthens the
blood vessels and nerves so that piles
are impossible. Man Xan relieves the
pain almost instantly, heals, soothes,
cool, and cures. Sold by Anderson
Drug Co.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-10-28

pTOpOTuOn OF tn6
campaign funds was expected to be con-
tributed by those holding Office II took
the politicians some time 10 appreciate
the full significance OF the law which
congress passed forbidding anyone ap-
preaching government employees with
demands for campaign money. II is
fully appreciated now, however, and the
clerks in the departments here are free
from such demands.
This does not mean that campaign
contributions are not made by govern
ment employees. Most Of them feel that
Il Is their duty 10 aid the parties 10
Which they belong 10 win elections and
obtain control Of the government: 20
they voluntarily send in their mites.
This feeling is pretty general among
the male employees, but now that the
women IN the government service un-
derstand that there Is nothing 10 COM
pei them to give. are rather chary in Of
fering OF their comfortable salaries 10
the treasury OF either political party.
The civil service regulations and laws
have removed one source OF enthusiasm
IN national elections by prohibiting the
promise Of positions or promotion as .
result Of political activity.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-10-28

the SOLICITATION OF
campaign ds
from government
employees. This
warning Is now
somewhat Of a per-
funtOry perform
ance as sOliclta-
tion, except in rare
instances, long ago
ceased In the gov
eminent depart
ments. There is a
wonderful change
In this respect in
the last decade. as
fOrmorly n Qo0d
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-10-28

Sir Thomas is apt to find that the
cup is still just as heavy as It was
when he last hefted IT,
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-10-28

best ON earth for rheumatism, strains
spra.n, and au pains. Unequalled for both
mln and beast Large bottle p cents, al
White a. 60. and Winston Drug Co
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-10-28

Pasadena, Cal. a no-license city OF 16.-
900 population. had only 3s arrests last
year Stockton, a city Of 17OO0 with
plenty Of saloons. had 1,O74 arrests.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-10-28
Considering the liz.

Full many man who does not toll
To meet HIS early need
Believes that he's a iily when
He's Just a jimson weed.
washington Star.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-10-28

Go-Carts are call the go" for gong
babies. Doyne can please you in price
and style.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-10-28
PilIIleasure.

DIR Dade's Little Liver Pills cure
Liver ills.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-10-28

Ballard'- "Obelisk" flour pleases the
hOusekeeper- and cooks alike Try it,
J. T.. Walton 81 Co.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-10-28

Car Of Ballards "Onelisk" flour just
received. Try it and you will use ii al
ways. J. +. Walton d Co.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-10-28
A Picturesque Character.

There is passing away in Washington
one Of the most picturesque characters
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-10-28
WASHINGTON GOSSIP
INTERESTING SHIFTS IN ARMY
CIRCLES TO BE MADE.
coRBIN TO GO TO MANILA
How Sentiment Selected a Tenant for
Corbin's Washington Home
Passing of Picturesque Char
acter-other Topics.

Washington.-There will be some in
teresting shifts in army circles within
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-10-28
Clerks and Campaien Funds.

The usual warning has been sounded
by the civil service commission against
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-10-28

New Typesetting Machines
Public printer Palmer rs working a
revolution in the government printing
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-10-28
Mrs. Hanna Gets Cabin Home.

Gen. Corbin has been able TO do a IA
yor to Mrs. Hanna. widow Of the late
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-04-15
HARDWARE, SPORTING GOODS.

superior were valued at $74,S4s. The
shipments through the Puget sound
ports We're considerably less last month
imam in the same month of 1903. but
still the exports of all breadstuffs
amounted to $563,886. A good deal of
this flour and grain went from Minne-
sofa Of course, to supply the Oriental
trade
There was a good increase in foreign
shipments of provisions, including cat
tie, hogs and sheep, last month. For
the whole country these shipments
amounted to $1S,514,302, as against
$l6''34,712 in March of last year.
Through the Puget sound district the
foreign shipments of provisions
amounted to $34.799. as against S1S.-
5I4 in the same month of 1903.
There has been serious falling off
In the demand for raw cotton in japan
and other parts of the Orient for sew
eraI months. Owing to exceptional
traffic arrangements, the Great North
ern railroad shipped large quantities
or cotton to Puget sound and thence to
the Orient. Considerable shipments
are still being made by this route. and
the exports by way of the Great North
ern and the sound are much larger
than those by way Of San Francisco:
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-04-15
Health Will Be impaired in "Ads.u

CHICAGO. April 14.-In an attempt
to stamp out tuberculosis in the United
States by striking at the source of the
disease, the National Anti Tuberculo-
sis association, the nucleus Of which
was recently organized in Chicago, Is
about to enter upon a UNIQUE cam
paign of education.
DR.. w. B. Metcalf, president Of the
association, said today that through
the medium of the personal columns of
newspaper want pages throughout the
land the association hopes to instruct
the human family in the best methods
of warding off tuberculosis. The pub
lie will first be aroused to a full real
tzation of the seriousness OF the dis
ease. Tersely written personal" ad-
Vertisements will be published setting
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-04-15
DRUGS.

that the exports of wheat would be
relatively smaller. 1t has been recog-
nized that there is distinct advantage
in this condition, for turning the wheat
into flour before it is shipped out Of
the country makes business for the
millers of the United States and gives
employment to a large number of per-
sons.
The March exports OF flour amounted
to $5,749,125, as against $5,627264, in
the same month of last year. Although
this increase is not very large. it may
be regarded as almost remarkable in
view OF the fact that last years wheat
crop In the United States was consid-
erably smaller than that of 1902, and
tn T the export of cereals during the
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-04-15
GROCERS.

last few months has fallen off ire
mendously. In fact, the March report
of the department of commerce and
labor shows that the exports Of all
breadstuffs Cncluding flour in the to-
tad We're only $11.557, 526, as against
$18,340,2S1 in March of last year. For
the whole country the wheat exports
last month were valued at only Sl,OI6.-
343. In the same month of 1903. the
exports of wheat to foreign countries
amounted to $4,000, $50: that is, the ex-
ports last month were only just about
one-fourth as large as in the same
month of last year.
During the period Of closed naviga-
ton on the lakes, the export trade
through the lake ports amounts to
comparatively little. Of course; but
last month the exports of -four from
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-04-15

PORK PACKERS.

forth the many ways in which the dis
ease is easily and unconsciously con-
tracted by persons ignorant of its ex-
tent. the association will have lee
turers go before the school children
and teachers associations throughout
the country.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-04-15
FLOUR TRADE IS
STILL GROWING
This Is i'm Spite of UnfavOrabIe
Conditions and Oriental
Demand Is Large.
Globe Special Washington Service.
1d17 = C4.a.AF

WASHINGTON. D. c., April 14.-The
flour trade has continued to increase
for many months, despite the steady
falling off In exports Of wheat and
other grains. 1t became apparent
long time ago that the demand for
flour In foreign countries, especially in
the Orient was bound to increase, and
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-04-15

NEW YORK. April +14.-Capt. Hans
d. Doxrud, Of the Red Star steamer
Kroonland, was today decorated with
the Order of St. Olaf by command Of
the king Of Sweden and Norway.
Capt. DoXrud has followed the sea
for thirty-siX years, and during that
period has saved S6S lives President
Mckinley presented him a handsome
gold watch in recognition of his many
heroic deeds in this line.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-04-15

but temporarily the demand is less
and the March shipments through the
sound ports during the last seven
months have amounted to only $685.
lob, as against $4.S01,751 in the same
months Of the year before.
Walter E. Clark.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-04-15
Prince Fatally Injured.

LAFAYETTE. Ind. April 14.-Amau
Nath, an Indian prince from Lahore,
India, was knocked from a bicycle and
probably fatally injured. Notice has
been given to the princes family and
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1904-02-06
MRS. y. A. BARNES
will show you new complete
stock Of fine cheap Millinery.
Please call aud see her.


Mr.. W. W. Prickett. Smithiield. Ills.
writes sept. 10Th, 1901: II had been
suffering several years with cancer ON
my fsce. which gave me great annoy.
snce. and unbearabl. itching. vas
using Bsliard's Snow Linimcnt for sor.
leg, and through nm accident rubbed
some oe the lInimsnt on the cancer. and
~ II gave me almost in,ian, relief, de-
cisisd u continue Ia Nv. tn. liniment ON
tho cancer. IN short time the cancer
came out. my ssc~ healed up and th-re
70 not the slightest SCAR left. hnve
implicit faith 10 the merits Of this prep
ssst,ou; and Il cannot In. ton highly rec
Commanded" 3lr. 10 Hnd ei.UD. For
sale by Wsiss Chapman Drug 20.
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1904-02-06
Save Something

Every man who has ever saved
anything will tell you this: and do
not doubt that il is true:
The hardest money to saye is
the first money. Once you have
got your start the rest is easy.
The first hundred dollars. the first
thousand dollars come very hard.
After that It Is plain sailing. You
have the encouragement of first
success, and YOU have bee ONE n
collector.
In every man there exists the
passion for collecting. Some collect
stamps, some collect colns. or old
pictures, or tear jugs from Japan,
or other fr,voIltics. If you want
chance to succeed, and do your
best work independently of others,
be collector of money. .
Remember that thousands of
men miss their chance. in life be-
cause they have nothing saved up.
They are running constant
race with bills, with obligations.
They dare not stop, they are like
men on II treadmiIl. If they were
but II little ahead they could SEIZE
the chance that they see and take
one of the many short cuts to for
tune.
But each days work must he
done to meet that days xrcnscs.
and the offered chance is not taken.
Get yourself free by making
yourself independent and gaining
control of your own time.
1.-The truth shall make YOU free"
says St. John. He spoke of
spiritual freedom.
Material freedom requires the
Independence of action that comes
from saving.
Open you- small bank account
now. Once get Il start and you
will 90 ahead and be glad ever
after that you took the trouble to
resd this column-Chicago
American.
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1904-02-06
Cared Consumption.

Mra d. w. Evans, Clearwater. Kan.
writes: my husband lay sick for three
months; the doctors stated he had quick
consumption. We procured II bottle Of
bsllsrd's Horehound Syrup and It cured
him. That was six years ago. and since
then We have always kept a bottle in
the house. We cannot do without it.
For coughs and colds, 1t has no equal"
25c, Zoo and sl.0o bottle at Weiss Gimp.
man Drug Store.