The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-09-16
THE NONPARRJl NAN

A Religious conundrum. Brought to the
Front by the offIcla Prayer Provided
by the Greek Church In Connection with
the International Real Estate Disagree
ment In the Far East
Is A, special prayer has been thrown TO-
gether by the Greek church, to be used IN
the churches in connection with thee Rus
| so-Japanese disagreement in the far east.
The ruler of the national destinies IS I'M
plored to touch the hearts of the enemy
with thy hand and send thy arrows
| to confound the enemy and strike them
as with lightning, And yet the book on
which the Russian church Is founded lays
1t down that we should love our enemies
and do good to them. Z We wish we might
understand these things.
When, father and the girl both get af-
| ter you, loves young dream Is likely to
become nightmare Of no mean proper
lions. A young fellow in Crookston had.
lloved a young lady of tender years ever
since they attended school together. While
he has never been encouraged his love
/ smouldered and grew He has Swallowed
the young lady in season and out ana
| has made himself obnoxious. or late ne
has grown melancholy, and weep1ngly
=
papa" and helped to- tangle matters~for
1 the grand finale which took place, :Satur-
/ day evening.
Saturday evening the young man was
1 reciting his tale of 7unrequ1ted love 70
| friends and looking for a gun. He did
not state for what purpose he wanted the
gun, and when the tale was repeated to
papa" the latter took it that the young
man was dangerous, so he laid for hlm'
and in the scene. Of struggle and contu-
ell TX fiVoo a Ia.
carried the primaries by over 10000 ma
jority- and left the young swain badly
bent, with several rivets started and
feeling like a trapped lobster. We have
warned you several times against rather
/ when he gets going. --. --.-.....- .- .
The Coggswell IN. d. Enterprise put
it's editorial foot into it way up to, the
knee. The Enterprises explanation ex-
plains itself: :.s>s,s.. ..-.-... =. :
I'm our last issue we stated that Matt
Week had started for his home in Min
neapolis and that his heart was with his
= Cogswell friends. Now it is only recently
that Matt gave his heart to his ladylove,
in q matrimonial sense and as soon as a
copy of last weeks Enterprise reached
Mrs. Week in Minneapolis she sat right
down and wrote us a little loVeletter IN
which she severely brings us to task for
the latter part of our statement. Dear
Mrs. Week, the literal meaning or the
thought we wished to present was that
Matt. has the, welfare Of his CogsWell
friends at heart, if that's any better. we
know Matt is proud of his dear wife, and
we are also willing to admit that his
heart is thine, wholly thine; and we
know thine is his, as far we are con-
cerned2 Now, are you satisfied?'
Meantime Mr.. Week has been doing
) several yards Of explaining also and has
/ doubtless written the Enterprise man, Of
t fering him 81 year subscription if he
) will keep his old paper corked up in the
7 future. >&,t1E.
The Window Reporter butted TN last
week and is a little worried over conse-
quences. That paper says:
I'VE gently reminded our friend, Lars
Saturday evening" that Mr.. Benson was
promenading around town with his
UarsD best girl But we were immedi-
ately sorry that we spoke, for the way
Lars started up the street after the couple
i made us feel as tho we were the cause
q Of some great crime to be committed, and
we suffered sleepless night -
/, No report has yet been received; that
Mr.. Benson is wearing himself in a sling
so it must have been smoothed over some
n how. . az 7sE <
" u > ."a,s---4-:..:s 4~t.1ata
: The gRolla On. b starr brings the de
: tails of the death~of ~the~nine~ full-bloodet
Indians at the Turtle Mountain reserva
., ton from drinking stuff that was no
IL made to irnbibe The children. Of thu
r forest, had been to Belcourt for raj tons
and were there seized with great thirst
They bought several bottles of Florids
f. water, which they used as beverage
DR.. Widmeyer made no postmortems eN
- aminations, but from the symptoms de-
:? scribed by the witnesses summoned, HI
states that death apparently resulted from
narcotic poisoning, Following are tn
a dead: ~~-~~A
- Lone Thunder, aged 40; Over Flying
So; SIN o1e Man., 60; Sitting on-the- Earth
70; Next-t the-Day, SO; Exhausted Wind
40, and Black Thunder, Marie and Join
% ing Thunder. The first six are men ant
&c the last three women. ="
With the Indians it was quickly over
The white man prefers 3 liquid tina
sometimes takes. fifteen Or twenty year
I to kill him. Wonder which is WISER -
~ - :: z : '&'..--4-- ~ z
J According to the assessors returns
there is not working OK in Waseca coun
ty. The Herald says:
"What" a change my countrymen, i'll
forty five years! Then the roads wer
If covered;with OK teams and loaded wagons
10 especially in the fall Of" the year, From
= 1860 to 1866 it was not unusual to Sc
% from fifty to a hundred OK teams and lum
Is Der wagons in line, laden with wheat, max
d ing their tired and weary way to Hast
n ings, our nearest wheat market
= Now we eat the OK ana the corpora
l. lions are losing money, I don't think
l. dragging our crops to market. > 49,
- AS a rule, the people do not like oratory
II The Atchison Globe tells the story o
:, Justice W. r.. Smith, who was billed t.
q speak at Muscatah. He had rattlln'
= good grafton going. even dragging il
- Greece and Rome several times, but tn
- people kept slipping out Very much dis
IS gusted, the judge brought his speech t
- an abrupt close and left the hall. jus
>, across the street he found his entir
II audience, with a halfdozen exceptions
'e watching a band Of Indians cooking
. dog. You see something practical an
that could be seen with the eye appeale
4 to them. The Judge was just talking.
- If. you have ever heard two teamster
II in the alley wnen there was collision
- and dispute about5the right of way, yo
~, will appreciate ans exchanges view Q
- an ideal condition. Of teamstcrdom whe
the world has grown much wiser an
! better than 1t is now The dialog occur
: after the vehicles are in collision: ~.
y First Teamster-My dear sir I'm yer
- sorry for this accident. Will you Kind
s excuse met " >sgsszssf, ~ ~ rs.
, Second TeamsterAPray do not mentio
!, it, the fault was as much mine as yours
- After getting their carts clear of cac
= other they bow politely, and with a pleas
a ant good day proceed about their bust
,e ness. 7S - 54
" ~. IF +bis could harmon lust once in tn