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Svenska monitoren., 1904-03-04
.Stormfonster, Stormdorrar hos
Spalding. bradhandlaren.
Undgick forskrackligt ode.

Mr.. Fl Hagaiusi Melbourne, Fla. ,skrif-
yer: Min lakare SADIE att jag hade lung
sot och att ingenting kunde goras for mig
jag lemnades att do. Anbudet af en- fri
proAaska af DIR. Kings New Discovery for
Consumption formadde mig att f0rsoka
den. Resultatet var ovantadt. Jag ar nu
pa vag till battring och har DR. Kings
New Discovery att tacka for ALT. bet har
sakert raddat mitt lif. Denna f0rtrafiiga
kur garanteras for ALA halls och lungsjuk
dommara az Lungren&Andreen ,apotekare
Pris Soc och S1.00. Proflaskor fritz.
Svenska monitoren., 1904-03-04

OMKRING den IA dennes halles
i de olika warden re ublikansk
caucus, da kandidater for alder
man SAINT dele CATER till stads-
konventet skola utses.
Som vi veta, ar var landsman
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1904-06-02

Mahin'S Magazine has been pur-
chSed by Lord & Thomas, Chicago,
publishers Of JudiciOns Advertising,
and the two publications will be COM
bined beginning with the June issue
under the name Of Judicious Adver-
| tiSlUg.
After eliminating all applications,
5000 cash subscriptions will be added
To the liSt Of JudiciouS Advertising.
thus giving IL much the largest paid
subscription list Of any munthiy p1b-
LEGATION devoted to advertising.
Both Of these magazine have rank
ed high from the outset, and both
subscribers and advertisers will bene-
lit by the combine.
Mr.. Herbert d. Moore continues as
Editor If JudiciouS Advert Using. and
Mr.. ID. l.. Taylor as Business Manager
while Mr.. Richard ,. THAN, who has
been associated with Mahin's Maya
zne as Managing Editor and Business
Manager, Is Assistant Business Mana
ger of JudiciUlH Advertising. The
special features which made Mahin'S
Magazine IL success will be continued.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1904-06-02
1T IMPRESSED THE JURY.
Fall Of stoveplpe Gained Verdict for
Eloquent Lawyer.


Eloquent Lawyer.
II was a characteristic of certain
Tennessee colonel that when once his
oratory had begun to flow before the
jury nothing could stop 1t till the
fount was exhausted. On one occa'
sion he had just finished tearing his
opponents argument to tatters when
the court room stovepipe fell with a
crash.
There" cried the colonel, as the
clouds of SCOT arose, there is a sim
lie furnished by nature herself! Just
as that stovepipe has come unjointed
and fallen useless to the ground, 80
my adversary's argument has fallen
with as loud a crash. One is not
more hollow than the other, or more
In need of polish.
"And, gentlemen o. the jury, what
do these clouds of SCOT and smoke
resemble-those black masses smut
ting all they light upon-what do they
resemble more than the malicious IL
bells and black scandals which my
adversary has poured into your ears,
and with which he has endeavored to
blacken the character Of my clientP'
His case had seemed hopeless, but
when he had finished the stovepipe
comparison the jury was converted,
and returned what became famous in
Western Tennessee as the stove
pipe verdict" in favor OF the colonePs
client.-Montreal Herald
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1904-06-02
Example of Il Himself.

The delegate with the SCARED face
rose to speak.
"Mr Chairman" he said, I'm for
the resolutions, all right, only want
'em made a good deal stronger. We're
here to denounce grafters and graft.
ing of all kinds, and we want to
make 1t so plain that no man who has
ever profited by graft will dare to
show his face"
Where would the speaker himself
be, Mr.. Chairman" yelled another
delegate, III his friends hadn't come
forward when he got his face scalded
and furnished the skin from their
arms to give him a new face? He's
got graft written all over his"
Here the meeting broke up in a
row.-Chicago Tribune.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1904-06-02
THE REroRr WAS APT.
PIous Old Lady Answered Fool 40
cording to His Folly.

FIouS Oiu Lazy RneWcTSu FooI Nv
cording to His Folly.
After the opening meeting of the
Religious Education Associations
recent convention in Philadelphia the
Rev. Erastus Blakeslee, of Boston, en-
tertained DIR. Frederic Tracy and DR..
Halsey Gulick with stories Of his
youth.
"A friend of mine at college," this
learned editor said, was q lad OF
skeptical views. He and | made a
walking tour one summer, and late on
certain evening we stopped at q
io7cly farmhouse and asked for shell
t." for the night.
The old woman who owned the
farm welcomed us. She had sira-
pie, pious mind, and SIZE insisted ON
our taking part with her in evening
prayers.
AT the prayers end my skeptical
companion attempted to deride her
piety.
Do you really believe he sald'
that men are made Of dust?
"'The Good Book says so; there
fore believe It, said the old woman.
"'How about wet weather, then,
when there is no dust, when there is
only mud? What is done then?' said
my friend.
1.-THE old woman looked at him and
laughed.
"'When there is only mud she
said, infldels and such like truck are
made"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1904-06-02
Position Must Be HOodooed.

Among dangerous trades that Of
dispenser to the hospital at Nurem-
burg would seem to deserve a high
place. The hospital was opened in
1897, when a chief dispenser and an
assistant we're appointed. A short
time afterward the former died Of
phthisls. His assistant was promoted
to his post and committed suicide.
The rext appointee went out of his
mind and Is now in a lunatic asylum.
Seventy candidates for the vacant
post presented themselves. One OF
them was chosen, and within few
days poisoned himself.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1904-06-02
MISTAKEN FOR A PATIENT.
Amusing Reception Accorded a Wis
ltor to a New York Hospital.

ltor to New York Hospital.
An Italian who had been in this
country only forty.eight hours went
to Bellevue hospital last week to visit
a patient. An obllging fellow country.
man In the reception room instructed
the stranger in the mysteries Of the
main office, and presently he was
whisked upstairs In an elevator. When
the elevator stopped the Italian walk
ed into a ward and sat down.
The first nurse that spied him there
took 1t for granted that he was new
patient. In less time than 1t takes
to tell It he had been thoroughly scrub
bed and put to bed. Then the doctor
in charge of the ward came along and
made an examination.
The unwilling patient seemed. to be
resting comfortably, but the absence
of any pronounced symptoms was
alarming. A second doctor was sent
for. The two made a second examina-
tion and then called third. BY that
time the bewildered Italian had yield.
ed to the inevitable and was sleeping
peacefully.
The third doctor prescribed an in.
terpreter and finally guide took the
smiling visitor to the bedside Of his
sick friend.-New York Sun.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1904-06-02
GREATNESS THAT WAS HIDDEN.
The New Reporters Awful Break"
and It's Effect.


There Is a well-known newspaper
man who Is cid enough to be married
and have family-and has one-who
is withal of slight physique, small
stature, and elects to wear smooth
face. He has had some rare assign
ments; has been war correspondent,
has been to see Mont Pelee blow up,
has lived among the ruins OF Balii-
more, has been intrusted with many
important commissions, but he can
not get over the habit of looking
young. One evening recently he went
to public dinner to write an intro
duction, and a young reporter who
has been In the business about six
months was assigned to the same
place to report some of the speeches.
The experienced reporter has had all
of the public dinners he wants. so he
drifted in with the cheese, whereas
the new reporter, to whom such things
are novelty, was on hand to got the
oysters and secure his share of drink.
Inc new reporter Is youth Oh lmpoS-
ing presence and magnificent self-con-
fidence, which will land him in an edi.
torial chair in time. He had just
lighted his cigar when the expert.
enced man blew in and took his seat.
modestly, on the edge Of the circle Of
scribblers. The two men who figure
In this narrative had never met one
another, so neither paid any attention
to his neighbor till the fresh young
man had finished his cigar and his
draft of the chairman's address, when
he turned to his senior. gave him
quarter, and said: Sonny, run across
the street and fetch me a couple Of
cigars" And they tenderly bore away
the remains.-Brooklyn Eagle.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1904-06-02
Make. Nancy and spenda Il.

tom" Lawson, the Boston specu.
lator, Is said to have been financial
hacker of comic opera company
whose season closed last week in
Louisville. II Lawson-banker, brok-
er, yachtsman, horseman, magazine
contributor carnation fancier, etc.-is
not spending money on something he
is in danger of exploding. His wealth
is conceded to be in eight figures, most
people putting 1t at over $20,0O0,0O0.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1904-06-02
Writer tests With Lawyers.

Anthony Hope Hawkins at recent
Authors club dinner In London, at
which Lord Chief Justice Mathew was
the principal guest, described the rela-
ton between law and letters as a
dumping" relation-failing at law, a
man generally going over to literature.
Nor is the legal training wholly lost on
writer's, according to Mr.. Hawkins,
since through 1t they sometimes gain
a certain righteousness, which is con-
sidered a mark of great profundity."
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1904-06-02
For Sale.

A good three room house and base
mcut-twU full lots good we'll VI
good water, walled up with brick.
Two other lots with fruit trees on
them, fenced up, 60 with this proper
~. Price $500. Inquire Uf ". Ii.
Pratt, under Phillips County Bank.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1904-06-02
Los. Money bv HoIdlna ofrce.

AS governor general Of the Philip
pines william H. Taft received $4,000
a year salary and IS 900 for expenses.
AS secretary of war he will receive
$4,000 a year, El.hu Root, who has
served the government as secretary
of war at $4,000 year for the last four
and one.half years probably could earn
anywhere from $4,000 to 100000 o
year in private law practice.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1904-06-02
Notice Of Final Settlement.

In the Probste orr, in the Cnuuty OF Phillips
IN TIM State " knnrat.
In the matter Of the Estate OF Margaret Duncan
Defras Il.
Notice IL hereby given ~ NJ Gre itors nnc
othrr l"rsore IN crested H. the thove rntitisr
m4tT"r b4f | VIII, ~ the 23rd day n JnnP
g04 nAse dsal settlement Of tue estA;s of Mar
gsrst uncan decreased ard will ut that tine
apply 10 IN Prnha . Con NJ Phillips comfy,
Kansas. to I've discharged as Administrator of tns
said estAte HENEY DUNcAE, administrator
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1904-06-02
Notice Of Appointment.

state Of KSLsas. Phillips Cnuhiy. ~
IL the Waiter Of the era'e nj Rachel Knight
late Of Philhrs cruuty. Ksnsaq
NnTius W APPOINTMENT
Notice Is herchv given. that m the ed day NJ
Ar II u lAu. the undersigned Was nv the
ornha,e conri Of Phili cunntv Kansas, duly AZ
pointed sbd qualified ~ gns'disn ~ EsrhP
Knight infrm. h. ' of l. L. Knight, ate Of Phil
lips c,nuty drrrasei
~ wrt - iutcrrsi'd will take notice and gov
ern themselves accordingly
j A. PoLl ARD Gns'dian
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1904-06-02
Uss Printed Stationery.

Every farmer as we'll as business
men should use printed stationery. 1t
Is mark Of culture and progress. The
HnRALD will print you 100 note heads
and 100 envelopes, both printed with
name and address for $l.25.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1904-06-02

convincing proof that the kidneys and blad-
der are out Of order.
What to DO.
There Is comfort In the knowledge 90
often expressed, that DR.. Kilmer's Swamp
Root, the great kidney remedy fulfills every
wish in curing rheumatism, pain in the
back, kidneys. liver, bladder and every part
Of the urinary passage. 1t conects inability
to hold water and scalding pain in passing
Il. or bad effects following use OF liquor,
wine or beer, and overcomes that unpleasant
necessity Of being compelled to 20 often
during the day, and TO get up many times
during the night The mild and the extra
ordinary effect Of Swarnp-Root Is soon
realized. 1t stands the highest for It's won
dcrful cures OF the most distressing cases.
II you need medicine you should have the
best. Sold by druggists in Soc. and ST.. sizes.
You may have sample bottle Of this
wonderful discovery Ef
and book that tells 69aI5Esst1F "A
more abouti II, both sent 4 isI 81
absolutely free by mail Essls I9s s9
Address DR.. Kilmer & Home Of swanpRooG.
Co., Binghamton, N. Y. When writing msn-
ton reading this generous offer in this paper.
Don't make any mistake, but remember
the name, Swamp-Root, DR.. Kilmer's
Swamp-Root, and the address, Binghamten,
NJ Y, on every bottle.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1904-06-02
Not Fatal.
No Matter. What Doc
tors Say-We Know
That Heart Trou-
Bile In Many
Cases Can Be
Cured.

There are seven main features Of
heart disease, viz: ~ Weakness or
Debility; (2) Rheumatism or Neuralgia;
(S) Valvular Disorder; az Dilatlon;
(5) Enlargement; (6) Fatty Degenera-
tion; ~ Dropsy.
Documentary evidence will provo
thousands Of so-called "incurables' have
been absolutely cured by DR.. Miles
New Heart Cure.
Patients often have no idea their diJ-
ease Is heart trouble. but ascrlbe It to
Indigestion. Liver Complaint, etc.
Here arc some Of the symptoms:
Shortness Of breath after exercise.
Smothering Spells. Pain In Chest, left
Shoulder and arm. Discomfort In Lying
on one side. Painting Spells. Nervous
Cough. Swelling Of Feet and Ankles.
Paleness Of Face and Lips. Palpitation.
Nightmare. Irregular Pulse.
II have great faith in DR.. Miles New
Heart Cure, and speak of its merits
whenever opportunity presents. can
now go up and down stairs with ease,
where three weeks ago | could hardly
walk one block" One year later.-'I
am still in good health; the Heart Cure
did so much for me, that find 1t far
greater medicine than you claimed II
to be."-S. d. YOUNG, d. D., 697 North
Pine st., Natchez, Miss.
Money back II first bottle fails to benefit
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1904-06-02

Scoinent or set
ting indicates an
unhealthy condi-
ton Of the kid
neys; II It sialns
your linen II is
evidence Of kid
ney trouble; too
frequent desire to
pass II or pain in
the back Is also
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1904-06-02
Thousands Have Kidney TssMbia
and Don't Know 1t.
How 10 Find ont.

FIJI bottle or common glass with your
water and let II stand twsnty-four hours; a
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1904-06-02

TDTT Write US and we will mail
( nGG you Free Trial Package OF
Dr. Miles Antl-Paln Pills, the New.
Scientific Remedy for Pain. Also Symp-
tom Blank for our Specialist to diagnose
your case and tell you what is wrong
Address: BR. MILES MEDICAL CO.,
LABORATORIES, ELKIART, IND.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1904-06-02

convincing proof that the kidneys and blad-
der are out Of order.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-09-16

drink though in southeastern England and
northwestern France cider is the staple
beverage and has been for many years. In
England last year cider became what is
known as the smart drink" and there
arose in consequence some controversy as
to the merits of this refreshing and
healthy beverage. some persons extolling
1t in the form of cider cup and others as
cider diluted with soda water. but without
ice, said to cloak its zest and destroy the
SNAP of the apples. A beverage that
improves the complexion and brightens the
eyes is certain to be favorite. and cider
Is said to do both things. 1t is not fatten-
ing and it suits rheumatic persons batter
than wine, beer or punch.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-09-16
Motor Bus Lines.
the Springfield Republican.

From the Springfield Republican
The development in England of motor
car routes TO supplement the railroads and
trolley lines. of which mention was lately
made. Is progressing so rapidly this summer
that the London Daily News makes bold
to say that "a new era In the connection
OF rural districts with the centers of popu-
laticn has begun. These motor busses
carry both passengers and baggage. run
twenty-five miles ar hour. and demand so
little initial outlay that they reach towns
outside o. the profitable trolley radius. A
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-09-16
A Way to Clean Paper Money.
From the Philadelphia Record.

From the Philadelphia Record
One OF the tellers of prominent savings
bank was discussing some peculiari'ies OF
his business. I'VE get money over the
counter in every imaginable condition.
Most of the time notes are handed to US IN
a dirty, crumpled state that makes dill
cult handling but there is one depositor
who always brings bills IN an immaculate
condition This is an old German woman.
The bank notes she hands in are as crisp
as If they had just left the treasury 1t
used to puzzle me to account for the crisp
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-09-16

substantial, grave. elegant and harmoni-
GUS. point to an artistic imagination. a
large, strong, simple. intelligence. a great
depth of thought" The signature, 1t is
added, denotes "gentleness and Kindness
but the flourish beneath the signature dis
closes the man of action" The conclusion
of the whole matter Is that 1.-The man is
1.-THE pope is firm, energetic, and, above
all. the supreme chief of the church.
who will strike hard when necessity arises. "
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-09-16
American Cider.

From the New York San
More cider is produced in the United
States in a single year than in all the rest
American cider takes everywhere high
rank as a wholesome and pleasant bev-
erage. it is nowhere accepted as a national
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-09-16

ness of the old notes she brought along
notes that by appearance had been in use
to my surprise that the old lady carefully
ironed all her bank notes. I thought her
fad somewhat foolish at first, but later it
occurred to me that 1t would be good
thing if people everywhere ironed their
bank notes 1t would kill any germs"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-09-16
10 THEY'RE Very LOVELY Priced.

Packers Tar Soap, special.
a cake. .14c.
DR.. Whites Toilet Paper. 8
large rolls for .25c.
20-mule Team Borax, spe-
cial. a pound. ........... .1Oc.
First Floor.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-09-16

line between Scarborough and Filey is the
latest to go into operation. 1t may be noted
that in England such roads meet with far
less trouble from winter snowstcrms than
is the case in the northern United States,
and can be run the year around with little
difficulty.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-09-16
The Handwriting of Plus x.

From the Westminster Gazette.
A graphologist has given his view OF the
character of Plus X, as indicated by his
handwriting. 1.-THE large. round letters,
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-09-16
New Music, a4c.

Choice of pieces of popular sheet
music tomorrow in our basement music
department at lie. each
Jack Tar March. Sousa: Jolly. General.
March two-step: Bedelia, song: Funny
Folks. These will be played over for
you if wanted.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-09-16
Before and After Taking.

From Lie
Doctor Quackley-"Ah. UNI. you say the
medicine | prescribed hasn't stopped the
chilIs Did you shake well before taxi
ingT'
Dummager-"Yes, and afterward, too"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-09-16
Society.
From Puck.

tfUIH utK.
He: Cant we just quietly separate
without getting a formal dvorce?"
She: But I'm already engaged to an
| other"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-09-16

Thousands of situations have been OBJ
tanned through the want columns of The
Star
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-09-16

Nine. Yale's Hair Tonic,
small size, 25c. bottle,
for ................ .19c.
Nine. Yale's Hair Tonic, SOC.
bottles for. Soc.
! Hand Scrubs, assorted styles,
worth 50c. to 81, for. .25c.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-09-16

! r. Queen Quality Toilet Soap.
- assorted odors; 3 cakes in
box for. ................;.;sc.
+ Java Rice Powder, usual 2oc.
package for. 19c.
| Williams Shaving Soap,
round cake. DC.
Canyon City news. (Canyon City, Tex.) 1903-1908, 1904-02-05
BOARD OF TRADE.

At the Board of Trade meeting
Monday night the proposition sub
mitted by the cotton convention,
looking to the erection of a gin at
this place, was referred to the COM
mittee on public Improvements and
enterprises, with instructions to re-
port progress to the meeting to be
held at the court house tomorrow
evening. Also Judge A. N. Hen
son was instructed to work with
said committee on this special occa-
sion.
The sum Of five dollars was al
lowed the advertising committee
for the purpose of getting out a
small booklet setting forth the ad.
OF the town, etc.
The secretary was allowed the
sum of s. 90 for printed stationery.
Canyon City news. (Canyon City, Tex.) 1903-1908, 1904-02-05
OVER 400 VOTERS.

On the first day of February
376 polls were paid out of a pos
sible 423,
81 polls were assessed last
year on the original lists and IS
have since been assessed and
placed on the supplemental
roll.
The Collector Office esti,
mates that there are about 80
exemptions in the county includ
ing those who were under age
last year and old enough to vote
this. Should this prove correct
the legal voters Of Randall
county number 427.
Canyon City news. (Canyon City, Tex.) 1903-1908, 1904-02-05
NEW SCHOOL BUILDING.

Friday and Saturday of last
week j. A. White, a contractor
and builder of Vernon, Texas,
was here and submitted to the
school board a proposition to
put up the new school editice
agreeing to accept as considera
ton therefor Il portion Of the
recently issued bonds at the
price fixed upon them by recent
action of the board Of trustees
Mr.. White was the builder Of
the Clarendon public school
building, and on Wednesday
r. W. O'keefe and j. G.. Pipkin
OF the school board, went down
there to examine the same as to
size, style and workmanship.
The object of this visit to Clar-
endon is to enable the school
board to get at Mr.. Whites
proposition in detail.
The News also has infornla-
ton that there are other con
tractors who are ready to bid
for the work on the same basis
as Mr.. White.
Unless the school board
changes its present plans, about
81, 600 will complete the college
proper.
Canyon City news. (Canyon City, Tex.) 1903-1908, 1904-02-05

Having had to move, put down
carpets, etc, and this too with a
first-class case of the humps, and
other troubles Of our own, all this
this week, the News editor has not
had much time to hustle locals.
And then, too, somehow the times
seem dull. Discussion of things
that don't happen is all very well
in Jessie James's novels, but news
paper readers get tired Of it. If our
school board and those contractors
would only 20 behind the barn and
settle something!