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The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1904-12-02

There IA more Catarrh In this section Of the country
than all other deas put together and until the lass
few years was supposed to be tncurabe. Fora grea9
many years dDctJrs pronounced It Il cal disease and
prescribed cal remedies, and by constantly falling
to cure with local treatment, pronounced IL incurabe
Sci nee ha. proven Catarrh to be institutional dis
Hairs Catarrh Cure manufactured by +. j. Cheney
q Co. Toledo Ohio. "a the My constitutional cure q
the market II IL taken internally IN doses from ~
drops 10 teasp onfu. u acts directly on me Dio
hundred dollars FIR any case 1t falls 10 cure. seno
for circulars and testimonials o,,
Address; +. j. CHENEY d. CO., To.edo, onlcs
Sold by Druggists, i5c.
Taxa dars Family Pills for constipation.
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1904-12-02
Wipes Out Asaa~,sn Chiefs,

The Sublime Porte. tired, apparent.
~. Of continuous fighting with the Al,
banians. without obtaining any result.
seems ito have adopted the more in
sidious plan of wedding out the chiefs.
Osman Pasha, one Of the most POWER.
full chiefs in Albania, has just arrived
at ScutaAi, ostensibly on a visit to
the Governor of the province. He is
statedt to be really, however, in a
condition eof, gilded exile, and many
other chiefs are believed to be threat.
ened with similar treatment.
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1904-12-02
Eoth Sides of 1t.

Get a divorce if you want to-" ex'
claimed the angry husband. Il cat
easily get another wife, and I've been
on earth long enough to know that one
woman is just as good as another, II
not better"
"And l." coldly replied his better
half. have been on earth long enough
to know that one man Is just as bad
as another, if not worse"
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1904-12-02
TEA

What is wealth to home
happiness?
Take a little more time
for tea!
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1904-12-02

Even the Undertaken Sorry.
"And so he's dead? And he was
q very popular man, wasn't he?"
"Yes. indeed; why, even the under
taker was sorry to see him CO."
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1904-12-02
II Reflects Action.

ats simply unacccuntab.e the lay
Kit Garlinghorn is carrying on with
that stupid young Sorreltop.'
"Oh, | don't know. Her father told
her that as long as she had anything
to do with that fellow her pocket
money would be reduced one-hsif, and
it's natural that she should try to
make the crime fit the punishment"
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1904-12-02
An EXERT Opinion,

"Do you think that perpetual motion
will ever become known to the
2world?"
x NO" answered the engineer. "If
anybody should discover perpetual mo-
ton he would be so afraid of being
sent to an insane asylum that he
would keep 1t a profound secret"
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1904-12-02
WAITING His Turn.

"Well, Jack" said his chum. after
Jack had proposed to the most popular
girl in town. sis it all rights"
WELL said Jack. ruefully, Il can
hope-that's all.
what did she say"
"She said she'd file my proposal
with all the others and consider II
when she got down to It,"
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1904-12-02
Neral Suscicn.

WCraI SuScICn. = Z
81 don't see how little Pennimar
manages to get so many of his tommy.
rot verses accepted by the magazints.
Its easy. Haven't you ever seen
that big tough mug he associates with
SO much? Well, he pays tie tough 4
commission to lake his poems around
to the editors and pretend hes PENN.
man"
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1904-12-02
Time 70 Be Suspicious.

"That politician said you were re.
6ponsible man."
EYES," answered Senator Sorghum
loubtfully, "but his idea OF a responsi.
Die man is one who will respond every
hme the campaign collector calls.
Washington Star.
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1904-12-02
What He Sees.

E"What Illusions" asked the profess.
4, ''has patient suffering from de-
hum tremens?"
Tile sees lizards, snakes, policemen
"a other reptiles" promptly an
bred the youthful medical student.
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1904-12-02
Just a Faint Reminder.

whats the matter, Mr.. Crabbe?"
asked Mrs. Starvem. "The way you
sip your soup and stare up at the CELL
ing in that faraway manner it would
seem it reminds you Of something"
eyes," replied the sarcastic boarder,
at reminds me of soup, family"
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1904-12-02
Threw Hin? Not a Bit of II.

Draper-They tell me your horse
threw you t'other day.
Crupper-Ncthing OF the kind; the
story arose from a little event that
happened while was out riding. 1t
was in the nature Of a coincidence. At
the very moment my horse kicked up
his hind feet | dismounted over his
head,"-Boston Transcript.
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1904-12-02
Penetrated Into Lassa.


Lassa's former secret Is said TO
have been more of a general super
s,ition than a fact. Though no Euro
pean army has before entered its
oates. they have not always been
closed to the discreet traveller. Ac'
cording to recent writer Warren
Hastings, keenly aware Of Iassa's i'm
ncrtance sent an envoy thither-one
Bogle-as early as l774. Thomas
Manning, the friend Of Charles Lamb.
rassed four months within the walls
# the sacred city, and left behind him
an eloquent description. He was even
granted an audience with tho daia'
lama. . boy CT 7.
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1904-12-02
Trick of Phctccra2hv.

II you are an amateur photographer
and have a negative Of scme friend
whom you would like to see locked
up for 4 long term, put your printing
frame Just inside wire mosquito net
ting when you print the next picture
from the negative. The result will be
print showing your friend behind
the bars. The effect Will be almost
startling.
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1904-12-02
Historical.

Little Red Riding Hood had just
met the wolf.
Lets go and get soda," said the
wolf.
And, having thus tempted Ier be.
yond all resisting. the wolf-but the
story Is an old one.
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1904-12-02
Net Up to the Mark.

Bragg-No man can call me a liar
with impunity. I'd fight him If he
was seven feet high.
Quarles-I said you were liar
What are you going to do about it?
Bragg-Huh! You're not seven feet
high.
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1904-12-02
Settling a Difficult Task.

Jack, dear, | do wish you would
get another photo taken"
How often have l told you will
not?"
But why not?" (Then, thougntfu.-
ly, after pause.) Are you afraid of
being asked to look PLEASANT"
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1904-12-02
Just How Il Happened.

Fisher-Where did you get that
black eye?
Hurter-Well, 1t was this way. l
told Skinner he was liar, and he
hadn't a word to say in reply. That's
all,-Boston Transcript.
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1904-12-02
On the South Side.

The officer had rolled the hobo over
In the street.
"You are good officer" commended
the roundsman.
II don't think co." replied the officer,
as he seated himself on the PROSTATE
hobo.
"Why not?"
81 am on the bum"
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1904-12-02
SETTING Him Riuht.

II wonder where can get the best
stock quotations. inquired the small
speculator, with an important air.
From Shakespeare" replied the
man who knew him; "his works are
full of them"
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1904-12-02
Set Him a Touch Task.

Farmers wife-Why have you left
that piece of steak sent out for Won?
Tramp (indignantly)-I didn't ask
for work, rna'am; asked for some
thing to eat.-Illustrated BITS.
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1904-12-02
Not Interested In the Matter.

Upton-Did you ever wonder how 1t
is that man should live after death,
while a dog. with substantially the
same physical organism, should not?
Downing-Can't say I ever did.
Fact is, don't consider it any OF my
business.-Boston Transcript.
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1904-12-02
A Better Wish.

Thirsty Tanks-Gee' wouldn't yer
like ter have a glass O. beer?
parched Peters-Naw! I'd ruther
have a glass of ale. Dere wouldn't
be no room wasted wild froth den.
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1904-12-02

Sensible Idea.
He-"Do you believe In long en-
gagements?"
She-"Sure thing"
He-"And why, pray?"
She-"Because woman should al
low her prospective husband to pose
as her ideal as long as possible"
>4 One Oh ELECTION. ~>-&
Held enjoy Wagner's music but
for one thing. .. +
She-What Is that?
He--lt's so noisy one can't hear it.
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1904-12-02
Beat Him to Il.

'n"man-Your friend Cunningham
city smooth article, isn't he?
rtun-You bet he is. Why, !
to his Office to borrow S. last
and before / could get away he
borrowed ten from me.
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1904-12-02
Only One Kind Abando ID.

"Doc," inquired the jocular invalid.
modern physicians have stopped
bleeding their patients, haven't they"
"They have practically discontinued
the use of phlebotomy, If that's what
you mean," replied the medical man.
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1904-12-02

Significance of Precious Stones.
From Brewers II otionary Of Phrase
and Fable we learn that the amethyst
tzpifes humility, ire diamond invul'
nerable faith. the sapphire hope. sar.
donyx sincerity. sold glory and power
and silver purity.
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1904-12-02
Professional courtesies,

The Doctor-You certainly handled
me very gently during the cross-exam.
ination.
The Lawyer-Yes; you see, didn't
know how soon You might have me
up for postmortem examination
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1904-12-02
Too Much for Ducks Digestion.

Too Much for Ducks Digestion.
Recently one Of the st. James park
(London, Eng.) lake keepers found
duck lying on the bank dead. 1t was
discovered that the bird had swal-
lowed a penny toy clock and small
rubber ball, evidently thrown into the
water by children.
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1904-12-02
Almost.

Almost.
! Huntley-Yes. Eve got back from
the Maine woods. ...T-
= Ascum-Did you get any moose, or
did you, see any?'a sG 1 "
\ Huntley-Well, l saw several va
moose after shot. -''
! moose after I shot.-Catholic Standard
and Times.
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1904-12-02
Ccre'ess Apples,

The coreless app'e from the United
States and Canada is the latest SEN
sation in the English fruit market.
Specimens cf the new fruit are. expect.
ed to arrive before the end of the
wear, and orders for trees are pour.
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1904-12-02
Wouldn't Run Into DEBT, ID

"oUIuNr Kun INTO CeUt.
Did you get your bill from DR..
Price-Price YETI"
"No, 2bat5r think he's going toclet
me off easy, a.4.y14s4. 3dl u
why DO you think so?"
HE asked ME- and l told him, .how
much money, ! had in bank. which
leads ME to- believe that he's going
to be satisfied with that" cgtW g p
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1904-12-02
Shortest Dispatches.

Shortest Dispatches.
The shortest two dispatches on rec
ord: Lord Lawrence to Queen Vic
toria-Peccavi!" Il have SindD. Sir
Francis Drake to Queen Elizabeth
"Cantharides!" (The Spanish fy).--
New York Press.
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1904-12-02
Comparing Experiences.

|s.' said the giraffe, "I've got a
Anroat. Can you imagine any
worse than that?"
- replied the centipcde, II
v feet frostbitten once"
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1904-12-02

Johnny (studying civil government)
pa, what is the party in power?
FatherThe party in power Is com.
posed Of those patriots who have the
Offices. '~ ''.S''''''1 ''''''''" 81 -
What's the party Of the oppos!-
tion?"
those patriots who want, the Offices
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1904-12-02
Wilma to Help Some.

: W7'''''J 70 ''e'P S0I'1e'
4 "I'm going to try and prove that
excessive drink will weaken a mans
mental faculties" ......... II s.
! "I'll help you"
Good. How?"
"You furnish the excessive drinks
and I'll be the horrible example,"
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1904-12-02
One Occasion.

&. One Occasion.
There was one OCCASION" said the
enthusiastic fisherman, when we
turned tie tables" t';' "''
when was that?" -<I .asa
WHEN tie whale that swallowed
Jonah had to return and tell his in.
credulous associates how he caught a
remarkably big man, but let him get
away" ~nE%@~ ~ 1 ftp ID
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1904-12-02
Wisdom of Experience,

Wisdom Of Experience.
Say, pa" queried little Johnny
Pumpernickle, what is meant by the
tongue of liberty'?"
1T Is term used in referring to
the tongue of a married woman. my
son. answered the old man with .
large, open-faced sigh. r.
= q --- - ---------- IN !
1t Works Both Ways.
He-Youve got to have pull to
get ahead. 0"
she-Yes. and you've got to have
a head to get pull.
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1904-12-02
Imnortent to Mothers.

JmP0rtc"s 80 -
Examine carefully every bottle OF CASrOHtA'
. ..fs and sure remedy for Infants and children
and see that It
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-04-22
OFFICIALS VISIT MANKATO
President Stickney and Superintend-
cnt Irwin Inspect improvements.

MANKATO. MINN.-Two groups OF railway
officials came to the city Yesterday. President
\. Il. Stlckney and party of the Great Wes-
term and Division Superintendent W. Irwin and
party of the Milwaukee, Both roads have made
extensive improvements in their yards in this
city, and The officials came TO view the work.
and lay out some new work to be carried out this
spring. The streets and alleys around their
Joint station are to re paved with brick.
Mrs. Michael BeanZel, early resident of
Good Thunder, Is Dead leaving n husband and
eight children.
Philip Weinsartz and Margaret Setfert were
married at the German Catholic church yes
tcrday morning, and at the same time the par
ents of the former. Mr. and Mrs. Peter Vein
gartz, celebrated the twenty fifth anniversary of
their marriage.
Herman Krummel pleaded guilty to making an
assault upon his wire and Judge Plymat gave
him ninety days in Jail.
The members Of The city council and library
board accepted an invitation to visit former Rep,
resentative j. Il. Beans country residence In
Nicollet county. and inspect his large collection
of Mounted birds md animals and birds eggs.
Mr. Bean has made proposal to sell the col
lection to the city for 81, 900,
The fire wa'dens have notified the owners of
several Of the large buildings In the city that
they must provide them with fire escapes within
thirty days. 49,
ole Ostensoe OF Candy has been appointed
trustee in the Anderson bankruptcy case there
ana his bond fixed 1t $4,000.
Captain james Beatty has gore to TENNESSEE
to bore for oil. lie has local backing.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-04-22

Special to The Journal.
Fergus Falls, Mimi, April 22-The
grand jury is examining witnesses in an
cndeavor to ascertain who administered
the poison which caused the death of
Frank o. Smith. No indictment has as
yet been returned, and it is doubtful If
sufficient evidence can be secured to jus
tify one.
Tried for Eloplne.
Otto Zahler, who eloped with Mrs. Bull
lock and was brought back from the state
of Washington, pleaded guilty to a statu-
tory charge and was fined $500. The case
against Mrs. Bullock will be dropped, both
the principals having become reconciled
to their families. Ed Martin, charged with
forgery in the first degree, was allowed to
plead guilty in the second degree and
was sentenced to Saltwater on the reform
atory plan. William and Ed Klemmer
charged with assault, entered pleas OF
guilty and were fined $50 EACH Nichae
Shornak, charged with burning hts owr
barn, was discharged, no Indictment be
ing returned against him.
John Rosengren, Wel-known citizen
died at his home about midnight las
night, from pneumonia. He leaves a wife
and four children.
Lorine to Speak.
Rev. j. W. Todd, chairman of the re-
cent meeting called for the purpose of or
a committee consisting of Vernon A
Wright, NJ. T. Mcmahon, a. G. Anderson
J. Q. Barke. Mrs. Robert Hannah, Mrs
T.. E. Coriss and Mrs. DR.. Sherping t
outline plan Of work. A public meeting
has been called for April 81, which will
be addressed by c. M. Loring of Mime
apols with a view to arousing interest.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-04-22
LOSS ON THE CAPITOL
Official Estimate Of Insurance Depart.
ment Is $1SS.O4G

MADISON, WIS.-State Insurance Commits
sioner Host has officially fixed the amount of
damage to the state capitol and it's contents by
$l79.42 40 is for the damage TO the building and
$5621.50 to contents. This is generally re-
garded as low estimate. Immediately after the
fire Governor La Toilette issued a statement in
which cho he estimated the damage to the building
whom he engaged TO examine 1t
Under law passed by the last legislature
the state carries it's own Insurance. This law
requires the insurance commissioner to ascer.
tain and fix the amount OF damage to any state
building by fire and file statement Of the same
with the state treasurer. H.,
The latter must then debit the state insurance
fund that amount and credit it to the agent OF
used in restoring or rebuilding that structure
damaged 1 or destroyed The state superintendent!
and the $1S5, 046.90 will be credited to him. About
$50 600 of It will be used to, restore the north
greatly damaged, and the remainder Will be uset
as a nucleus for a fund for new capitol.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-04-22
TABLES TURNED
ON A DETECTIVE
WILKIE WANTED FOR THEFTS
FROM INDIANS.
Sleuth Imported to South Dakota to
Wipe Out ''Rustiing" Said to Be a
Fugitive Charged with Committing
Like Crimes-A Sensation in Stock
Circles of the State.
Special to TIE Journal.

Special to TIE Journal.
Sioux Falls S. D.. April 22,-Several
men have left their happy homes" in
order to escape c. H. Will1ie, a detective
whose headquarters are said to be at
Pittsburg, but now the tables are turned,
and if he is found within the limits Of
South Dakota he will be placed under ar
rest.
Wilkie came west some months ago at
the solicitation of one of the stock asso-.
Citations for the purpose of securing evil
dence against what appeared to be 4
regularly organized band Of cattle
''rustlers," whose field Of operations was
along the Missouri river in South Dakota
and in the northeastern portion Of Ne
| braska.
| Now he is himself a fugitive from JUS
tice. He is wanted by the United States
authorities Of South Dakota on the same
charge preferred against the men upon
whose trails he has been camping-the al
! legged theft Of six or eight head Of horses
| from Indians and others residing in the
| south central portion of South Dakota.
| The United States authorities have had
the warrant fer Wilkes arrest since Jan
| uary. He left the state before it could
be served, going to Sioux City where il
| is understood, he has since made his head
quarters. III =. ~
On Wednesday Wilke was in Sioux
! dis DuL InuSl nave become aware tnaL
warrant had been issued for his arrest
| for when the United States authorities
learned of his presence the warrant wa.
given to a deputy to be served. but it wa.
discovered that Wilkie had disappeared
He came to Sioux Falls for the purpose
of testifying in behalf of Daniel K. Robey
a white stockman, who is being tried il
the federal court the charge of hav
ing murdered James Rames, mixed
blood Sioux Indian, whose home was OF
the Rosebud reservation. .
1t is thought Wilkie has returned t.
Sioux City. A great sensation has bee,
created here by the fact that he is wante'
by the United States authorities and TIL
knowledge Of his fight, and a still great
er sensation will be caused in the centrl
and southern portions of the state, wher
he has wide acquaintance. f'..
Some of the horses which are alleged t
have been stolen by him were traded t
the proprietor Of Chamberlain hotel.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-04-22
TOWER CITY'S NEW LODGE
Odd Fellows Organize with Thirty
Charter Members.

TOWER CITY, n. D---A new lodge of Odd
Fellows was organized here last night with thirty
charter members The following officers in
stalled: W. G. Gray. n. c., NJ r. Nelson. V.
G.: $. J. Wager, secretary; George O. Goulet:
treasurer. A. +. Pierce of Valley City. grand
marshal of North Dakota. was the instituting
officer. and visitors were in attendance from
Valley City, Wheatland and other neighborins
towns
The Hydatso Mineral Water company. recently
organized here by \. A. Twitchell. E. F.. Brock
man, c. NJ Thompson and S. +. Sherman. will
begin the manufacture of carbonatcd waters
about May \. \. Twitche!l has been chosen
president and general manager.
pany have perfected a permanent organization
and the creamery will be onened
buttermaker be secured. Bylaws have been
adopted and the following officers elected: W
Hefron, president; s. +. Sherman, secretary: r.
=. Sherman. treasurer; Il. Schiller. Otto vii
nor and o. Fl. Nelson. directors. ,t
Two rural free delivery routes have been estab
| lished to start from here May /. The service
will be trimeekly at the start. l.. l.. Earles has
| been appointed carrier.
Arrangements being made to operate
brickyard this season. \ superior quality o.
| clay is found here. -...
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-04-22
THIsTLEs AND DANDRUFF
An Interesting Parallel and Valua-
BILE Deduction Therefrom.

Cutting down thistles no more re-
Heves the land Of thistles than does
securing the scalp cure dandruff. In
each case permanent relief can only
come from eradicating permanently
the cause. A germ that plows up the
scalp in searching for the hair root
where it saps the vitality, causes dam
druff. falling hair and badness. If you
kill that germ, you'll have no dandruff
but luxuriant suit of hair. Newbro's
in the world that cures dandruff and
falling hair by killing the germ. DE
stroy the cause you remove the eff
feet Sold by leading druggists. Send
10c in stamps for sample to The Her
picide Co., Detroit, Mich. ~
Voegeli Bros, special agents, corner
Hennepin and Washington avs and
corner 7th st and Nicollet av.