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Windham County reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1901-1906, 1904-09-02

r. S. Currier, president of the
Vermont Good Roads association,
has written to John E. Gale of Gull
ford, chairman of the farmers legis-
lative committee, warmly approving
of the plan to appropriate 100000 per
annum from the state treasury for
permanent highways, in addition to
the present highway tax.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-05-26
THREE OPPOSED PLATFORM.
Second, Tenth and Eleventh Districts
Against standpatters.

Des Moines, May 19.-Iowas dele
cation at large to the republican ma
tional convention was selected yester-
day by a state convention. which de-
clared, in resolutions adopted, that the
republican party Of Iowa favors reci-
procity in noncompetitive products
only. The resolutions declare also
that it is unwise to seek markets
abroad by sacrificing some part Of the
markets at home.
These declarations were adopted by
a committee which had before it
plank reciting the benefits arising
from adherence to the principle of
protection, declaring for changes in
tariff schedules when necessary and
advocating a reciprocity which should
not be harmful to American markets,
industries or labor.
The latter declaration is under
stood to have been suggested as an
expression similar to that which is
likely to be agreed upon at the nation
al convention and as having been dis
cussed and in favor among republi-
cans of national prominence.
Hon. George d. Perkins presented
this plank. 1t received three votes in
the committee, his own and those Of
w. s. Kenyon Of Fort Dodge and S. c.
Scott Of Clinton. The same gentle
men voted for the plank said to have
been inspired by Governor Cummins
and offered by Mr. Scott, reaffirming
the compromise declaration in last
years platform.
And these three, together with j. L.
Waite of Burlington and J. A. Dewitt
Of Oskaloosa. voted for Mr.. Kenyon's
motion to strike from the draft of the
resolutions submitted by the radical
standpatters, the seventh section de-
claring for reciprocity in noncompeti-
tive products only.
However, Messrs. Waite and Dewitt
did not Join with Messrs. Perkins,
Kenyon and Scott in declining to rec
ommend, with the other committee
men, the adoption OF the reciprocity
plank by the convention. At the last
all agreed to recommend all of the
platform except the reciprocity di-
vision, and on this the representatives
from the Second, Tenth and Eleventh,
instead of drawing minority report,
secured the equally effective state
ment to the convention that they did
not indorse it.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-05-26

tration for the constant progress made In
building an American navy.
TO the soldiers aud sailors of the re.
public regardless of tn. wars In which
be paid for disabilities incurred and for
wounds received.
This convention OF republicans cannot
conclude its labors without an expression
of regret on account of the death of the
chairman OF the national republican com
mittee, Senator Mark Hanna of Ohio, who
exemplified in his life and character the
ideal Of the true American business mau.
The committee on resolutions was
made up as follows:
First. l.. Waite, Des Moines.
Seconds. c. Scott, Clinton.
Third-H. L. Ram, Manchester.
FOURTH. II. Henry, Charles City.
Fifth-Bernard Murphy, Benton.
SIXTH A. Dewitt, Oskaloosa.
Seventh-Lafayette Young, Des
E1ghth-M. L. Temple, Clarke.
Ninth-D. o. Stewart, Harlan.
Tenth-Judge w. S. Kenyon. Web
Eleyenth-Geo. D. Perkins, Sioux
Judge Towner was recognized by
the chair and nominated for alter
nate delegates at large D. II. Bowen
of Allamakee county, e. w. Grimm of
Emmett county, F. w. Simmons of
Wapello county, and Frank r. Crock
err Of Lucas county.
The nominations we're received and
the nominees were elected by accla-
nation.
After brief address by Congress
man Hepburn the convention ad-
iourned.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-05-26

II desire to thank the convention
for this honor. / desire 10 congratu-
late you and the republicans of Iowa
on this fair opening of the campaign.
/ am pleased to be able to assure
you that the evidences all point to a
united and harmonious party. All
the young men of the party will enter
the lists with the veterans and, after
the national convention at Chicago
next month has mapped out their
course, will enter upon a campaign
under the matchless leadership Of
their governor that will result in the
greatest victory in the history of the
party"
The resolutions committee not be-
ing ready to report, Chairman Hull
called for nominations for delegates
at-large. Without preliminaries or
formalities, ex-senator J. H. Trewin
Of Cedar Rapids, offered the names
Of Senators Allison, Dolliver, Cover
nor Cummins and J. w. Blythe. The
delegates named were chosen by ao-
clamation without dissenting voice.
Calls were made for the four dis
tinguished men, and Governor Cum
Minis and Senators Deliver and AL
lison were greeted with splendid ova-
tons when they appeared and briefly
addressed the convention. Mr.. Blythe
w2S not present, but there was great
enthusiasm when his name was men
toned and the delegates persisted in
calling for him.
Secretary Shaw and Congressman
Cousins and Lacey were called upon
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-05-26
DISTRICT DELEGATES.

Flrst--Marsh w. Bailey, Washing.
ton; c. A. Carpenter, Louisa.
second-G. w. French, Davenport;
Geo. M. Curtis, Clinton.
Third-o. M. GiIIett, Independence;
e. s. Ellsworth, Iowa Falls.
Fourth-A. n. Gale, Mason City;
Harry Green, DEBORAH.
Fifth. w. Doxsee, Jonesi {. L.
Clarke, Linn.
Sixth-H. L. Waterman, Ottumwa;
John A. DeMuth, Abba.
Seventh--Judse J. L. Henderson,
lndianola; DR.. J. ]. Hostetter, Colo.
Eighth-W. p. Peatman, Appa-
moose; n. r. Jaqua, Taylor.
Nnth-Georse Wright, Pottawatta-
mic; w. s. Ellis, Montgomery.
Tenth-MahIon Head, Greene; {.
X. Whine, Humboldt.
EIeventh-R. L. CIeaves, Cherokee;
A. Van der Medic, Orange City.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-05-26
TERNATES.

First-E. n. Skinner, Van Buren,;
c. w. Payne, Henry.
second-G. M. Titus, Muscatine;
M. A. Raney, Iowa.
Third-B. c. Sweet, WaverIy; !. l..
Stuart, Hampton.
Fourth-W. n. kepler, Northwood;
William Smythe, Rockford.
Fifth-s. S. Sweet, Benton; Senator
c. G. Penrose, Tama.
SIXTH. T. Brooks, Hedrick; Ham.
ilton Robinson, CoIfax.
Seventh-Dr. J. r. Caldwell, Abel;
Or. J. n. Wlnterode, Winterset.
Eighth-C. T. Hardinger, Clarke;
J. D. Brown, Decatur.
Ninth--M. Mcdonald, Guthrie; L.
F. Potter, Shelby.
Tenth-A. J. Cole, Hancock; S. l..
Moore, Boone.
EIeventh-Robert Upton, Ida Grove;
Dr.. J. w. Cram, Sheldon.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-05-26

To insure the proper aging OF beer,
none of it is allowed to leave the
best breweries OF Germany until II
has been in storage at least three
months. In some Bavarian brewsries
it is lett six months. "M Eli
A prominent artist in London had
sittings not long ago from lady OF
wit and fashion. Her husband, a
peer, went to see the portrait when
it was finished, and was asked by the
artist to give his opinion of II. He
replied quite innocently. looking nrst
at the lady and then at the portrait:
1T Is very good; It is excellent; but
I think there in a little too much re-
pose about the mouth III.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-05-26

The dogs Of Egypt are very cum
ming! When one OF them wishes to
drink at the Nile he goes a short dis.
lance down the river and continues
to howl for a short time. The sound
attracts the crocodiles from above,
and when they come near the place
where the dog is, the latter races to
the spot deserted by the crocodiles
and guzzles in safety.
During some recent explorations at
Pompeii an ancient kitchen was un-
earthed. In the fireplace there was
kettle on the crate. just as it was
left one thousand eight hundred and
twenty-five years ago by some cook
residing In that old city,
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-05-26

When George Roberts was presi.
dent OF the Pennsylvania Railway, he
chided a conductor who went by him
without booking at his pass. mo
matter II you do know who I am"
said Mr.. Roberts, in reply to the con.
ductor's excuse; II am entitled to a
free ride only when I am travelling
whether I have it or not" The con.
ductor, little nettled, then demand.
ed to see the pass. That's right"
exclaimed the president; "here-why
where-well, declare! ] must have
left 1t at the ONCE" Then you'll
have to pay your fare" said the con-
ductor, firmly And Mr.. Roberts did.
His lecture cost him i've dollars.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-05-26
CUMM|NS STANDS
ON THE PLATFORM
Governors Address the Sem
sation of the Con-
ventiOn.
He WON A GREAT OVATION
National Campaign Plans Outlined by
Secretary Shaw - Senator Allison
Loudly Cheered-J. W. Blythe Failed
to Attend - Routine Of Convention

Des Moines, May 19.-In addition
70 electing a delegation at large TO
the national republican convention in
structed for Theodore Roosevelt, and
adopting resolutions declaring for
reciprocity in n-competitive pro-
ducts only, the republican state con-
,vention of Iowa yesterday listened to
an outline of what is likely to be the
chief issue in the approaching presi-
Dental campaign from Secretary of
the Treasury Leslie NJ. Shaw, heard
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-05-26

Most Of mans good resolutions are
made the following morning.
A parrot in Stockton, Cal, is so
bright that it enjoys a blunder or o
joke. Among other accomplishments,
the bird can initiate the voice of
its mistress to perfection. One day
the lady OF the house was seated az
her writing table, when she suddenly
remembered an order she had forgot.
ten to give to the cook. The door
OF the room being open, she shouted
Elizabeth" without rising from her
chair. To the delight OF the parrot
from the kitchen came the voice OF
the cook, sxclaiming: shut I'D. you
Old fooll" ... ....
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-05-26

Good intentions should never grow
cold. II hell is paved with them.
The Japanese rank as the best gar
ieners In the world, and they are al.
80 extremely scientific farmers. They
pay great attention to the manuring
Of their farms. Most of the manure
ased is dead fish. Fish from which
Dill has been extracted by boiling are
also made into fish manure, which
Is chiefly employed in the cultivation
Of rice and wheat. Sardine manure
is good for indigo, and herring man
ure for oranges. Trials made OF the
fish manure of Japan by Californian
fruit growers have led to its export
from Japan TO California.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-05-26

A man can be all run down without
getting In the way Of an automobile.
In the manufacture or penkIives
the division of the labor has been
carried to such an extent that one
knife Is handled by seventy different
artisans from the moment the blade
10 forged until the instrument is fin.
ished and ready for the market.
\ The national hymn OF China is q
sumner. II is so long that 1t requires
about half day TO sing II. No for
.eigner ever desires to hear 1t sung
the second time. A German, VINO once
ampatienay listened 10 II. said, rather
txrcyerenuy: TOO much OF that Is
nlsnty.-
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-05-26
Deware of Ointments for Catarrh
that Contain Mercury.

4s mercury will surely destroy the sense Of smell
and completely derange the whole system when
entering 1t through the mucous surfaces. Such
articles should never be used except prescrip
tions from reputable physicians, as the damage they
will do Is ten fold TO the good you possibly de-
rive from them. Hairs Catsrrh Cure, msnufaotu red
by F. J. Cheney Co, Toledo, o., contains mer-
curry, and is taken internally, acting directly upon
the blood and mucous surfaces Of the system, In
buying Halls Cstsrrh Cure be you get the
genuine. 1t Is taken internally and made In Toledo,
Ohio, BY F. J. Cheney 3 Co. Testimonials free.
Sold by Druggists. Price, 75c. per bottle.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-05-26

a dozen other eloquent speeches,
cheered itself tired and shouted itself
hoarse and adjourned. firmly believ-
ing that livelier and better natured
political gathering had never been.
The sensation Of the day was the
speech of Governor Cummins. The
call for him was so insistent that he
was forced to respond. Most of the
speeches were made before the reso-
buttons had been unlimited, and the
governor along with his associates on
the delegation at large and others
was drafted by the convention for its
enlightenment and entertainment.
Governor Cummins declared that al
though he knew not what the plat
form soon to be reported might con-
tain, he wanted tho convention to
know that from that very moment he
should stand upon it. At this ex-
preston, which electrified everybody
and surprised the radical standpat-
tiers, the convention was upon its feet
and the din of the cheers and yells
filled the great hall for many mo-
ments. The governor proceeded, when
quiet had been restored, to empha-
Size his statemnt, and after bit of
merry persifage with reference to the
mutations of Iowa politics and their
continuation in the future, he predict
ed a hundred thousand for Roosevelt
in Iowa and bowed himself from the
stage amid thunderouS applaure.
Secretary Shaw spoke in the con-
gention about the national campaign.
He said that If any issue develops
this year it will be based, he believes,
on the democratic claim that protect
ed industries in this country sell
goods cheaper abroad than at home.
The secretary said that it was idle
to deny the claim. The report OF the
Industrial commission shows that a
few American goods are SO sold, in
some instances, but only one-thirtieth
of one per cent Of the total produc-
zion finds that class of market. That
ia, for every 500 of production thirty
cents worth is sold cheaper abroad
than at home.
But a hundred foreign made ar
ticles are sold cheaper in America
than at home; it is an everyday occur
renee. and 1t is both good business
and good craftsmanship. For l hope
tie day will never come" said the
secretary, when American manufac
turers do not sell abroad at loss t
keep the chimneys of American fac
tories smoking and American work
ingmen busy"
Chairman Spencer called the con
vention to order at IL o'clock, and al
ter Rev. Bigler had pronounced thu
invocation Hon. John N. Irwin, o
Keokuk, was introduced as temporar
chairman, and he at once began hi
address. At the conclusion OF tht
address adjournment was taken unit
Q p. N.
Although the convention re-assen
bled at 2 o'clock II was long past thi
hour when Chairman Irwin called tn
delegates TO order. The report {
the committee ON credentials and pc
maasnt organization was at ont
made
Capt. J. A. T. Hull was chosen ;
permanent chairman and the rest
the temporary organization was mat
permanent.
When Captain Hull accepted Il
gayel, he received a rousing ovatio
He said:
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-05-26
DELEGATES AT LARGE.

Hon. William 3. Allison Of Dubuque.
Hon. Jonathan p. DoIlIver Of Fort
Dodge.
Hon. J. w. Blythe Of Burlington.
Hon. Albert 3. Cummins Of Des
Moines.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-05-26
The Usual Result.

Daughter-"I purchased these goods
at Catchem & Cheatem's."
Mother-"Never heard of them"
Daughtter-"Why, mother! Don't
you remember how all the pretty
places in the country were daubed Ep
with their horrid signs, and how mad
we all got? III never forget them in
the world"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-05-26
A Profitable Appetizer.

A Profitable AppetIzer.
Friend-"What is your hurry"
Modern Composer-"Just finished a
new opera, and am Fastening down to
the De Fashion Theater, to have the
manager produce 1t.
Think he will accept it,
"Of course"
lyon seem very confident
81 am. He owns the SALON. next
Goor to the theater, doesn't he"
YES"
We'll, my new opera has fifteen
drink songs in it."-New York Week
w
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-05-26
Horrors Of Solitude.

HorrorS OF SOLITUDE.
Mr.. Minks-(readi cap"
tain's wife was the only one who es-
capped, and she was thrown by the
waves upon the beach Of an uninhab-
tied island"
Mrs. Minks-"Poor thing! How did
she ever button her dress in the back,
the next morning."
A rich mans autograph always
looks best on the bottom Of a check.
The cooks duties ure bound to GOV.
er wide range.
A-TepPa-Ta, NTH and last wife eS
Geronimo, Is dead.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-05-26

Hundreds of, dealers say the extra
quantity and superior quality of De-
hance Starch is fast taking place of
all other brands. Others say they
cannot sell any other starch.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-05-26
Free to twenty-five Ladies.

The Defiance Strach Co. will give
rs ladies round trip ticket to the
st. Louis Exposition, to five ladies
in each of the following states: Hi.
nois, Iowa, Nebraska, Kansas and
Missouri who will send in the largest
number of trade marks cut from a ten
cent, 16-ounce package of Defiance
cold water laundry starch. This
means from your own home, any
where in the above named states
These trade marks must be mailed ia
and received by the Defiance Starch
Co, Omaha, Nebr., before September
LIST, 1904. October and November
will be the best months to visit the
Exposition. Remember that Defiance
is the only starch put up 16 OF. Ia
full pound) to the package. You get
one-third more starch for the same
money than of any other kind, and
Defiance never sticks to the iron.
The tickets to the Exposition will be
sent by registered mail September
5th. Starch for sale by all dealers.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-05-26

storekeepers report that the extra
quantity, together with the superior
quality of Defiance Starch makes 1t
next to impossible to sell any other
brand.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-05-26

Teacher-"So I've caught you chew
ing gum, have II" Sammy-"No,
mum; I wasn't chewin'. l was jest
keepin' it there instead of in my poe
ket. It's SO sticky. Daily
News.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-05-26

She-(bored)-"N Mr. Lytely, ]
can never love you. l honor and re-
spect you. l am sure you would
make some other woman a good hrst
band. I" Well-er-give
me a letter of recommendation to my
next e?"-Tit- Bits
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-05-26

Are there clubs for women in this
town." asked the sufrragist from the
East Certainly not" replied the
gallant Westerner; I'VE can handle
women without clubs. "-Chicago Ev'
ening Post.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-05-26

The Man in the Moon spoke bit
terly. ITO think" he exclaimed, ''ot
the Great Bear and Crab in the sky,
and never a Welsh rabbit or lobster"
Feeling it hard on such a nightbird,
he yelled his face to weep afresh.-
EY &c.. r.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-05-26
ALTERNATE

D. n. Bowen of AIIamakee county.
c. w. Grimm of Emmett county.
=. w. Simmons of WapeIlo county.
Frank r. Croker Of Lucas county.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-05-26
lively Times Ahead.

Druggist-"No, l don't want any
more cod-liver Oil. We're overstocked
now"
Drummer-"But, my dear SIT, look
at this item in the Society Chitchat.
1t says that rubber oVershoes are go
ing out OF fashion"
Druggist-"W hoSp! Send ne q
carload
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-05-26

But surely" protested the lately
departed Boston girl, you are no,
going to take me to the-er-inferna
regions" only for a few seconds
replied the attendant spirit; I'VE mus
thaw you out little. Town Topics.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-05-26
Disqracinq Herself.

Mrs Smartset-"For mercys sake,
don't let me hear you talk about
books in society again"
Cultured daUghter-"Dear me! Why
not?"
Mrs. Smartset-"Str will
think you have been a cash girl In q
bookstore"
The kiss Of some women is like be-
irg struck by the sharp corner Of the
ice trust
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-05-26

If woman really loves a man she
doesn't ask him to give up anything
for her sake.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-05-26

According to physician drunken
ness Is voluntary illness.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-05-26

Keep a stiff upper Iip-even il 1t
does take your mustache out Of curl.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-05-26

Spectators love dogs--at least
they are fond of good pointers.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-05-26

Some men lose their hair by but
ting in at the wrong time.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-05-26

Watching the other mans patch
will not keep the weeds out of your
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-05-26

DON'T SPOIL YOUR CLOTHES.
Use Russ Bleaching Blue and keep them
white as snow. All grocers. loo a package.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-05-26
An Ohio Notary.

Salineville, o., May 23-Mr. John
w. Manning, Notary Public for Colum-
biana County, and one Of the most re-
spected men of the state, has caused
to be published the following letter:
About one year ago was suffering
terribly from Kidney Trouble. saw
an advertisement of a medicine called
Dodd's Kidney Pills and sent for two
boxes. '
"In the meantime, I suffered aw-
fully and as soon as l got the Pills. l
began taking them according to direc-
lions and got almost immediate re-
lief and have this further to say, that
after using the two boxes, have new
er been troubled with my Kidneys
since.
Il have recommended Dodd's Kid
aey Pills to others who have tried
hem, and everyone who used them
has been cured. l think they are
great remedy and all that Is claimed
.or them"
Mr.. Manning's letter is a strong
recommendation for Dodd's Kidney
Pills and is worth the attention of all
who suffer with Kidney troubles.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-05-26

1T takes the cook to do the buck
wheat cake up brown.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-05-26
Sensible Housekeepers

will have Defiance Starch, not alone
because they get one-third more for
the same money, but also because OF
superior quality.
After sizing up his neighbors man
ceases to worry about his own in
feriority.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-05-26

To Get Shiny Floors and Doors,
Use "Calo" Floor Finish. Write to Chas.
Naeckel q Sons Paint House, Davenport, Ia.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-05-26

Never put off till tomorrow the
friend who is willing to lend you
money today. aru.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-05-26

Don't think because a man isn't in
jail that ..e is honest.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-05-26

Nothing succeeds like the Office
holder who is his own successor.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-05-26

No, Maude, dear; there is no SINH
iarity between an ante room and a
poker joint.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-05-26

Important to Mothers.
Examine carefully every bottle Of CAsTORIA,
a safe and sure remedy for infants and children,
and see that 1t
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-05-26

Save Your Oilcloth and Linoleum
BY giving them coat of "Calo." For particulars
write to Chas. Naeckel 81 Sons Davenport, Ia
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-05-26

The BARRIERS idea of miser Is q
man who shaves himself.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1904-05-26

Don't you know that Defiance
Starch, besides being absolutely supe-
rior to any other, is put up l6 ounces
in packages and sells at same price
as bounce packages Of other kinds?