The San Francisco call., 1904-07-24

tn wurrud wide enough good dmmycrats stand on
afther we've had fights an disturbed
TIL peace tyin frame up something that will permit tn g
tleman firm New speak tn gintleman FRI Neebrasy
in tn pnce v ladies' pass resolution declarin that tn
Republican platform all wrong an go take dacnt
complete ckin' sogers is whove niver
held Office does But who has held office long time IS
republican anyhow
49, me boy tn dmmycratic shrongly
merrymint tn dhrop of tn hat. Bands
payin screamn fists fyn lots of andydates thou
sands v platforms Candydaes says Sure yed think r
tn spirit iv tn thing that all tn that got the
needed do eygrat tn White House to have tn
bed made an he'd take ham an eggs r breakfast IN tn
mornin They candydate firm vry State county tn
sage Esoopus tn sage Princeton tn sage Pike Sage
Hearst Sage Wiums Sage Sage Murphy, Sage Mike
Padden Sage Champ Clark Sage Roger Sullivan vy excPt
Russell Sage There Sage Bryan who wint around an
kick vry other sages vnrabe head an there Sage
Hill who got Sage Bryan down an fed most v his wurruds
long ondigistible Oh fine. wish I'd been
there Such enthusyasm TIL chaplain delivered rrngin
prayer tn convnton cheered ts hoase At tn mlnon ~
tn that grand OF dmmycat who has shtud be tn
party time v need always almost always three times
iv possible five, per cntI refer tn sage iv
Princeon-th convntion cheered fr
hours an thirty-wan minyits.
"I in lonely rettreat escape
tn heat battle an tn discoord politics that vnable
did not hear this goryous thrbue v his fellow dmmycats
Hnnissy ony because TIL nemen had quite finished
tn long distance tphone connectn tn lonely rereat with tn
hall Ake1y enthusyas tn rayciption tn
other At tn mnton iv Sage Oneys tn
ton cheered r hours an eight mnyts At tn minon v
tn Cockrl tn with cheers fr two
on v TIL iv Wlum R. Hearst tn
rayporher fr tn Journal r firm half iv scond nine
hours an forty mnyts, depndin what paape We rread
(Sone paapers says eered but mind that An fny
hin tn v tn peerless urist gr-rea statesman
renowned dimmycrataAh Yes-Alon B. Parker tn sage iv
Esoapus sprung tn connon again again cheered
An that man, Hnnssy, fnd David B. Hill
Hinnissy, yeve heerd it said that We can't keep good
man down Well We can't keep amy kind iv man down if
he's able his job Th last iv David B. Hill
years ago whin he apin v tn front dure Kansas
City something less than safe an painless distance firm Will
linn David
HILL he's gone arround TIL back yard climbed tn fnce
let hmsf in tn cellar dure with skeleton key climbed up
dumbwaiter shaft nailn pitcher window iv
peerless dmmycat leader us on to vchr that
niver heerd v before. An where frind Willum T.
Bryan all this time? Well sure that Hill
chased off TIL premises thin he left hired men
that he wudden be back beure mornn locked tn dure cooked
his hat tn side iv his head tn ookn
fr throuble Where he didn't any, made some Havn
spin tn night rooy maun vy adn dimmycrat who poked
his head out v TIL dure an gon far break into
houses an pull sleepy Palmer Bukner dmmycrats out be TIL
he home tn little TIL worse fr wear an
finds, as tell ye, oil Hill nain up tn pitcher sage
Whadye ye-call An there We You can't keep Hill out
onss set nights yers That wicked man has been
politically dead thirty times that rayminber an vhn tn
rayurned cheern an gay firm nra they found
him settn tn duresep wain fr thin gun Sure vbv
not? He don't do anything else Tn ony time wn he seemed
properly dead whn fnd TIL sage v Princeton set ON his
But there can't lightweight keep man as
squirmy that
"An there year-re We've had gran time we've
nommynated glorious statesman adopted spndid so
lutions that will make TIL Republican plat
form what's in an go back urruk an
wait fr TIL day whin voted After ALL tn grrat ss
beure TIL American people mex Novimbr will Arre there
republicans thin dimmycrats there notY"
Dye think tn republican platform good wan ?" asked
Mr. Hennessy
"Th republican platform is me frind Tdd Rosenfelt said
Mr. Dooley Hes standin himsilf sthrong platform
but he may become heavy fr it."
WELL Parker is safe anyhow" said Mr. Hennessv
"He & said Mr. Dooley but wisht wan else had tn