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Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1904-05-13
II Saves You Money.

DIR. Towards Dyspepsia Specific; Regu
lar Price SOC, DIR. Jackson's Price 25c.
The special half price sale OF DIR.
Towards Specific for the cure OF cOnsti-
patton and dyspepsia by DIR. jackson
means the saving of a few dollars on
every famjly's yearly bill for medicines
Each zoe bottle CDR. Jackson sells 1t
for &c. contains sixty doses of a medi-
cine that is pleasant to take and which
can be depended upon TO cure the woi st
case of constipation, dyspepsia or liver
trouble. Mr.. Jackson has SO much faith
in the superior merit OF this medicine
that he says. "If DIR. Howards Specific
does not cure you, come back to my store
and will return your money"
If you are troubled with constipation.
headache or dizziness, or III your food
does not digest easily and naturally, you
cannot afford TO let pass the special price
that Mr.. Jackson Is making this week on
DIR. Howards specific.
|, This remedy Is not an ordinary medi.
cine. IL is the fav0rite prescription of a
we'll known physician, and has the en-.
dorsement of hundreds of physicians OF
eminence in their I rOfessi0n. who pre-
scribe IL in all cases OF constipation, dys-
pepsIa or liver trouble. knowing from ex-
perirnce that it Will make a complete and
lasting cure.
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THROUGH TO ST. LOUIS.
Sleeping Car Service from Roanoke to
the Worlds Fair City.

Sleeping Car Service from Roanoke to
the Worlds Fair City.
The new through car route from Vir-
ginia to the St.Louis Worlds Fair over
the Norfolk X Western Railway and
Pennsylvania-Vanda Lines via Col
unbus and Indian apolis will be in oper-
alton beginning Sunday. May LIST. The
through car leaves Roanoke 4:25 D. m
daily, running in N. 81 w. Train No. 3,
arrivingColumbus $50 n. M. st Louis
$40 p. IN. Leaving Virginia to-day,
passengers arrive in the Worlds Fair
city tomorrow. On the evening run
from Virginia luncheon m ay be ord cred
from the buffet in the sleeping car also
breakfast the next morning; or, II they
choose, passengers may breakfas vt in
the dining room in Columbus Union
Station. From Columbus to st. Louis a
dining car runs in the train, serving
luncheon and dinner.
Returning, through sleeping cars to
Virginia leave st. Louis Union Station
S:44 a. m. daily. running in Train No.
20 over the Vandalia -Pennsy Ivania
Lines, arriving Columbus 1865 p. M.
ana running in n. * w. train No. 4,
reaching Roanoke at | :35 ID. M.
Through car service is also to be
establ shed later bet ween Norfolk and
st Louis running daily in both direc
tions over the n. d w, aud PennscIya-
nia-Vandalia Route in addition to the
Roanoke ST. Louis through car service
Particular information regarding tn,
through car route, Worlds Fair ex
cursIons and fares can he obtained b,
communicating with. z. NJ. Bronson
travelling Passenger Agent, p. o. 30,
1874, Roanoke, Va,
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1904-05-13
PULLMAN SLEEPING CARS

Beginning Sunday May LIST. the Norfolk
Il Western will inangurate through pull
man sleeping Cars from Roanoke to St.
Louis On trains 3 and 4, yia Columbus,
Ohio. and Pennsylvania Lines. With
this additional extension, forms practic-
ally an unbroken Pullman service from
the Atlantic to the Worlds Fair. Ex-
cursion tickets of several kinds and limits
are now on sale. Additional through
train and Sleeping Car service will be in
augurated abount May 22nd.
w. b. BEvILL, Gen. Pass. Agt.
Roanoke. Va, April % 1904.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1904-05-13
SCHOOLBOY PLUMBERS.
Amusing Mistakes In Examination
Papers by British Pupils.

Amusing Mistakes In Examination
Papers by British Pupils.
The following list OF amusing mis-
their examination papers is compiled
by the University Correspondent:
Iron is grown in large quantities for
manufacturing purposes In s. France.
The sun never sets on British possess
sions because the sun sets In the west,
and our colonies are In the north, south
and east.
The diminutive of man is mankind.
Question: Define the first person.
Answer: Adam.
Blood consists Of two sorts OF cork
screws-red corkscrews and white cork
screws.
Asked to explain What a buttress is,
one boy replied, "k oman who makes
butter" and anoth, < female butch
err" ,O,'-,
Teachers dfctati boiler rose
20 such height thu on: rs eli nigh
choked him. Pupirsa' passio = N: His
collar rose to such x Freight IL fash
ion well nigh choked him"
A Jobs comforter is) thing you give
babies to soothe them.
A skyscraper is an overturned hat
Political economy is the science which
teaches us to get the greatest benefit
with the least possible amount Of hon
est labor.
An emoIument is soothing medi
cine.
In the United States people are pu'
to death by elocutionA
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Ronaker Hotel.

Desei vedly popular with the
travelling public. Fine table
clean and comfortable. winter
and summer, a n d everything
first class. Rates very reason
able,
Livery and feed stable attached
N. b. HoNAKER,
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MAP OF TAZEWELL..

A first-class, up-to-date map OF the
county, giving mountain ranges,
streams, roads, towns, postoiiices, etc,
will be offered to the public. Sub
scriptions will be solicited, and map
autographed il n sufficient number of
subscribers are secured.
Frank Cox,
% B Grafton, Va.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1904-05-13
COW ESTRAY.

a large roam milk COW, about
o-years old, one horn broken
IN two, giving milk, and in fair
ly good flesh, was last seen on Fri
day morning, April 10Th, at milking
time. Any information concerning
the COW will be thankfully received.
Mrs. James Rudd.
May 4th l9O4. Tazewell, Va.
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Nice Lodging in ST. Louis.

Our readers, expecting to attend the
Worlds Fair, can avoid the worry.
trouble and uncertainty of IA nice place
to lodge, by applying To the News
Office. BY applying beforehand n
room in large brick residence, located
near car line, in n quiet part of the city,
can be secured at n cost OF 81 per day.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1904-05-13
Notice Confederate Veterans.

The Confederate Pension Board for
the County of Tazewell, will sit IN the
office Of the Clerk of the Circuit Court
at Tazewell on the 18th day Of May,
1904, for the purpose Of considering
applications for pensions, re-rating, etc.
A. ST.. CLAIR, Chairman.
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Beware of Ointments for Catarrh
that Contains Mercury.

as mercury will surely destroy the sense
of smell and completely derange the
whole system when entering 1t through
the mucous surfaces. Such articles should
never be used except on prescriptions
from reputable physicians. as the damage
they VIII do Is ten fold TO the good you
can possibly derive from them. Hairs
Catarrh Cure, manufactured by +. J.
Cheney x Co., Toledo, q contains no
mel curry, and is taken internally, acting
directly upon the biOo.I and mucous sur
faces of tho surfaces of the system. In
buying aiiS Jatairh CuTe D- sue You
Get the gcBuiDe IL u taken mutually
AID mad- IN IOie'io. Ohio. b> + j I'll, ney
X Co. Testimonials free.
Sold by Druggists, Price 7Jc PEI botti,
Halls Family Pills are the best
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1904-05-13
HORSE FOR SALE.

i have n good, gentle, all round
family horse for sale, cheap for cash.
Fine saddler, good driver. Perfectly
sound. rrice $40.
j. III. DODGE.
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CONTRACT TO LET.
GranOIithiC Pavement

Town of fazewell proposes to have
constructed granolithic pavement on
the north side of Turnpike from east
end OF Main street To point opposite
residence of II. T.. Britain, distance
about 1 200 feet.
SPECIFICATIONS:
Width Of pavement feet including
curbing, II inch gutter additional.
Elevation of pavement inches above
macadam road, good substantial retain
ing wall TO &c built OF stone. Specifi-
cations will be furnished by any one of
the undersigned. All work TO be done
in substantial manner and OF proper
material, and to be guaranteed 10y good
bond for n period of twelve months
from date of completion.
Bids invited for work complete, or
separate bids for stone wall and pave
ment, respectively, until May 20, 1904
Right to reject any and all bids reserved.
George w. st. Clair,
G. Il, Patton,
S. ID. May,
Street Committee.
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Farm For Sale.

In Tazewell County, Va, l6S acres
grazing land, lying on Rich noun
tain, 4 miles west of Tazewell, ad-
joining lands of John C.. St. Clair.
Land is al. cleared except three or
four acres; all in grass except about
twenty acres, which is under cult
walton. Well watered. Apply TO
James Clark & Sons, Long Hollow,
Va. or j. c. st. Clair, Tazewell, Va.
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ants, etc.
Men Wanted: / /

VAClf w olltCVs Lum D err
Company wants number of hands.
Wages. l2s cents per hour. Apply
to ii. Fugate Company, Richlands.
WANrED:-Special Representative in
this county and adjoining territories
To represent and advertise an-old estab-
lIshcd business house of solid financial
standing. Salary $2l weekly, with FIX
penses advanced each Mondoy by check
direct from headquarters. Horse and
buggy furnished when necessary: posi-
ton permanent. Address Blew Bros. 4
90, Monon Bldg, Chicago, Ill.
WANTED: Special Representative in
this and adjoining territories. to repro.
sent an old established business house oil
solid finar cial standing. Salary S2i
weekly, with expenses. advanced each
Mo day 10y ch' OK direct from headauar-
teis. Expenses advanced; position per-
manent. We furnish every hing.
Address rhe Columbia, 630 Monon
Bldg, Chicago, Ill
WANTED-Agents, Hustlers, Statesmen.
Clerks and everybody who wants TO en-
JOY good, hearty laugh TO send 5Or
Tor "Tips TO Agents. Worth 500 20
any person who sells goods for a living.
III not satisfactory your money back
Circular for stamp. The DIR. White
Electric Comb Co, Decatur, Ill.
MANAGER WANTED-Trustwor
lady or gentleman to manage business In
this county and adjoining territory for
Well and fayorahly known house of solid
financial standing. $1,000 straight cash
salary and expenses paid each Monday by
check directfrom headquarters. Expense
money advanced. Position permanent.
ADDRESS MANAGER, $40 Como block
Chicago, Illinois.
COOKS WANTED:-Wanted at once
. good cooks, white or colored, for
different homes i'm Grundy, W., will
bear expenses To Grundy, Va. end pay
50 90 TO $500 per month. Apply to
News office, or address
JNo. Il, HURON,
Grundy, Va.
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ii = 8 :. w horfo!k:Western R.R
First Class, Second Class, and
Emigrant- Tickets.
Best Route to The
North and East.

Pullman Vestibuled Coaches,
Sleeping aud Dining Cars.
See that your tickets read over the
Norfolk & Western Railroad =.
Cheapest Seats and Quickest lire.
Wrie for R,e'; Maps; Timetable
Descriptive pamphlets TO any station
Agent, or TO w. b, Bevill, General
Passenger Agent, Allen Hull, Divis-
ION Passenger Agent, M. F. Bragg,
Travelling Passenger Agent, Roam
oke, Virginia.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1904-05-13

The man who advocates higher sal
aries to cure graft should also advocate
leaving the safe unlocked to prevent
safe-blowing.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1904-05-13
Trespass Notice.

All psrti's are hereby warned not TO
trespass on my lands by cutting timber,
hauling, riding or walking over said
premises, upon penalty OF the law.
BENZ. REID,
West Pocahontas, Va.
PIP Tyr.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1904-05-13

FRET

Or worry over an old
out of date
Machine. We can fur
the best that's
made-engine, thresh-
ing machine, saw mill,
ETC., manufactured by
the old and reliable
firm of Carr Scott
q Company, Indiana.
Repairs, betting, etc.
Write for catalogue, or
call on
PAINTER & WARTS,
Agents, iveOaks, Va.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1904-05-13

Company wants u number of hands.
Wages. l2i cents per hour. Apply
to ii. Fugate Company, Richlands.
The Opelousas courier., 1904-03-26
Low Colonist Rates.

The Southern Pacific announces that
from March list to April 30th, inclusive,
there will be on sale daily low colonist
one way tickets from all points in Lou
i%sianarand Texas te points in California,
atfnrding an opportunity for men OF
limited means to travel to the Pacific
coast at Il very small cost. These peri
odical low rates have proven very pop
ular, and it is quite likely that many
will take advantage of them during the
period indicated. The Southern Pacific
operates free reclining chair ears and
Pullman tourist sleepers all the way
through, which, with the use OF cinder-
less, oil = burning locomotives. make
travel far more comfortable than ever
before. Those desiring information can
obtain same by applying to the nearest
agent or writing #. J. Anderson, G. ?.
A, at Houston, or F. Z. Rattnrs, A. u.
7. A, at New Orleans.
The Opelousas courier., 1904-03-26

1t was an Ohio paper that made the
following comment upon the CELEBRITY
with which things are conducted in
modern life: MANS business requires
haste. The average business ana pro;
fessi0nal man eats in Il hurry aud gets
dyspepsia. He walks in a hurry and
gets apOplexy. He talks in a hurry and
gets the lie. He does business in IA hurry
and becomes "a bankrupt. He reads in
a harry and is superficial. He votes 10
d furry and produces corruption. He
marGes in IA hurry and gets a divorce.
He Grains his children in a hurry and
develops spendthrifts and criminals.
He gets religion in a hurry and fOrgets
it ia IA hurry. He makes his will in a
hurry and leaves a legal contest. He
dies in a hurry and goes to the devil
and his tribe increases.
The Opelousas courier., 1904-03-26
A Texas Wonder.

One small bottle of the Texas Won
der, Halls Great Discovery, cures all
kidney and bladder troubles, removes
gravel, cures diabetes, seminal ennis
sions, weak and lame hacks, rheuma
tism, and all Irregularities of the kid
neys and bladder in both men and wO-
men; regulates bladder troubles in chill
dren. Ii not sold by your druggist il
will be sent by mail on receipt of $500
One small bottle is two months treat
ment, and seldom fails to perfecta cnro.
DR.. E. w. Hall, sole manufacturer, ?. O,
Box 629, st. Lonis, Mo. Send for testi-
monials. Sold by all druggists, and A
s. Braud & Co.
The Opelousas courier., 1904-03-26

Senator Dick might begin his Sena-
torial career by asking the Senate to
investigate the %lynching. of a negro
named Dixon at Springfield, 0. AS the
| Republicans assure us that there is no
| race prejudice in the Northern States,
| Senator Dick ought to ascertain what
it was that led the crowd to shoot into
the lifeless body for thirty minutes"
-Commoner.
From the President down to the ward
c%onstables the Republican 0~ticeholders
have no more love for the negro than
| they have for a rattlesnake. But since
the negro has a vote to give they need
| him in their business.
The Opelousas courier., 1904-03-26
Low Rates on Southern Pacific-Sun-
get Route.

Morgan's Louisiana g. Texas Railroad
and Steamship Co. will sell tickets from
Opelousas, La, to San Francisco, Cal.
March / to April 80, 1904, at a rate OF
$3.50, on account of ~colonist rates. Stop
overs allowed at Yuma and Marlcopa,
Arizona, and intermediate points IN
California.
From Opelousas to San Francisco
Cal, and return April 20 to May l, 1914,
at a rate OF $3.50. on account OF Gen,
eral Conference Methodist Ep. Hopai
Church and National AssociaGHn OF
Retail Glocers of the United Yates
Stop-over privileges allowed: =,
From OpeIousas to Dallas, Te2e; aud
return. May II, 18 and 10, 1904, 18th re,
turn limit May 81, 1904. at o Mte OF
$14.45, on account of General Assembly
Presbyterian Church.
For additional inform@tion apply to
any agent of the company or Z. w
Owen, D. P. A, New Iberia, La.
The Opelousas courier., 1904-03-26

Girls, don't go to church and take a
back seat with your escort and then
whisper and giggle during the services.
Don't be lond, boisterous or slangy.
Don't carry your beaTtin your sleeve.
Don't stand on your head, and don't
throw yourself into the arms of every
we'll dressed man that comes to town.
BE womanIy, be modest, be serious at
times. Don't unsex yourself and thus
lose d woman's greatest charm. Don't
regard your long : legged, awkward
brother as q nuisance. Don't turn up
your nose at your father and his poor
grammar. and above all things don't
play "A Hot Time" on the piano when
your old mother is having a "hOt timen
over the washtub. It's too suggestive.
The Opelousas courier., 1904-03-26
VIZ. BOUDREA

For Aolice JurorsA
First ward-Diol 81 Durio, Ado 'eauillor'
Michael Halphen. Xatr
Second Ward-Adelma Guidry, JRth Daley
Third Ward-Louis D. Sicily. "a
Fourth Ward-W. +. Cl0ptOn, N. MAllchard
Fifth Ward-A. j. Muller, Homer sVgant' }
B. Deshotels.
siYth Ward-Samuel Haas.
Seventh W~ard-Adraste Lafeur, A. l.. Fruge
Evariste Vidrine.
For Justice of h Peace.
First Ward-Arthur Simeon, E. 8. KeI&r
Second Ward-J. F. Lafleur.
Fourth Ward-J. A. Smith.
sixth Ward-Anatole Arnaud, G.DeKe@seganG
Seventh Ward-J. I'll. BergerOn.
Eighth Ward-Frank PastOreck.
Ninth Ward-Wesley Budden. ~1
Tenth Ward-B. f. Vannoy.
Eleventh Ward-T. r. Carroll. D. H.kElirk.
Twelfth Ward-M. P. Stagg.
Thirteenth Ward-M. Robert.
Fourteenth Ward-Henry Singleton.
Fifteenth Ward-Leon Demonreke.
Sixteenth Ward-Julius Reed.
Seventeenth Ward-David Courville.A
Eighteenth Wards. ]. Gosselin.
Nineteenth Ward-A. w. DejeRn.
Fer Constable.
First ward-J. E. Debaillon, Alcide q .cyr.
Second W~ard-Mentor Dupre.
Fourth Ward-0'Brian Elmer.
Fifth Ward-L. Domingeau:
u,~tt, wo,d- Alexandra Moreau,
Sixth WARD w. e. Higginbotham.m
Seventh Ward-C. A. Long.
Eighth Wardo. E.. Dnckworth.
Ninth Ward-F. A. Soileau.
Tenth Ward-R. E. Smith.
Eleventh Ward-C. p. Dunbar, L. j. Eerr.
Twelfth Ward-C. w. Reed.
Thirteenth Ward-F. L. Doucet.
Fourteenth Ward-E. q. Wolff.
Fifteenth Ward-J. q. Fontenot. A. Vsillon.
Sixteenth Ward-J. E.. Tate.
seventeenth Ward-Theophil ROZas. u
Eighteenth Ward-Allen Mccoy.
Nineteenth Ward-Adam Gay.
The Opelousas courier., 1904-03-26

The headquarters of the National
Bureau of Identification will be re-
moved from Washington, ID. G., and
established Id the Palace Of Education
at the Worlds Fair, ST. Louis. All OF
the business of the bureau will be trans
acted from the Worlds Fair grounds,
and every picture of every criminal ar
rested in each city that is d member OF
tho organization will be5on exhibition,
The Bertiilon system of photographic
and measuring criminals is shown in
this practical exhibit.
The Opelousas courier., 1904-03-26
I.ragedv Avarted.

"Just in the nick of time our little
boy was sased,n writes Mrs. w. Wat
kins, OF Pleasant City, Ohio. "Pneumo-
mia had played sad havoc with him, and
d terrible cough set in besides. Doctors
treated him, but be grew worse every
day. At length we tried DR.. Kings
New Discovery for Consumption, and
our darling war saved. He's TO- sound
and well.s Everybody ought to know
it's the only sure cure for Coughs, Colds
and all Lung diseases. Guaranteed by
Mason. the Druggist. Price 50c and 81.
Trial bottles free.
The Opelousas courier., 1904-03-26

The guides who will operate the push
chairs at the Louisiana Purchase Expo
sition will be selected from the students
of universities in the United States.
Hundreds of applications have been
made. Preference will be given to stu
dents working their way through col
Iege. Every successful applicant must
weigh not less than 40 pounds, must
not be less than five feet seven and
one-half inches tall. and his age must
be between 10 and % years.
The Opelousas courier., 1904-03-26

Lawyers who have briefs to print are
respectfully reminded that the COURIER
Printing Office is thoroughly equipped
for the prompt execution of that kind
of work, and guarantees satisfaction
both as to quality and price.
The Opelousas courier., 1904-03-26
DR.. Gilmore's Queen of the World
Hair Grower.

Agents of either sex should toda,
write Marsh Mfg. Co., 538 w. Lake st.
Chicago, and secure terms and territory
for the sale Of the above truly wonder.
full Hair Producer, Preserver and Beau,
tifyer-a boon to the Bald and Beard.
less. To all losing their hair and tt
young men wishing to raise q mustache
nothing liz saleable than Queen o.
the World Hair Grower. Send nj. O
50c for $500 sample bottle. Ii has th.
merit to win it's own way.
(Mention this paper.) mh27. 6m
The Opelousas courier., 1904-03-26
More Riots.

Disturbances of strikers are not near
" "a grave as an individual disorder OF
the system. Overwork, loss of sleep,
nervous tension will be followed by
utter collapse. unless a reliable remedy
is Immediately employed. There is
nothing so efficient to cure disorders
of the Liver n Kidneys as Electric
Ritters. IT il a wonderful tonic and
effactiye nervine, and the greatest all
around medicine for rundown systems.
It dispela Nervousness, Rheumatism
and Neuralgia, and expels Malaria
germs. ONLY SOC, and satisfaction guar
anteed by Mason. the druggist.
The Opelousas courier., 1904-03-26
w

Special Representative in this parish
aud adjoining territories, to represent
and advertise an old established bust
ness house of solid financial standing.
Salary $21 weekly, with expenses paid
each Monday by check direct from
headquarters. Expenses advanced; po-
sition permanent. We fursish every
thing. Address The Columbia, No. $50
Monon Bldg. Chicago, I'll. feb27-6 st
The Opelousas courier., 1904-03-26
Il saved His Leg.

p. a. Danforth of Lagrange, Ga. suf-
fered for six months with d frightful
running sore On his leg, but writes that
Buckien's Arnica Salve wholly cured il
in 1--WE days. For Ulcers, Wounds and
Piles itas the best Ralve in the world.
Cure guaranteed. Only 25c. Sold BY
Mason, the druggist.
The Opelousas courier., 1904-03-26

Don't neglect to furnish the CoURIEF
with news items of general interest
Notices of deaths, marriages, the pre-
sence of visitors in your neighborhood
etc, ought to appear in the columns o.
your local newspaper and will be pub
lished if same are duly and timely re-
ported. Phone 80.
The Opelousas courier., 1904-03-26

The Atlanta Constitution says that
the Medical Review declares that a mar
exposes himself to sycosis, impetlgo, So
b0rrheic alopecia and furnucalOsis every
time he nestles down in a BARRIERS chair.
The attention of the health department.
is respectfully called to the Dictionary.
The Opelousas courier., 1904-03-26
Working Overtime.

Eight hour laws are ignored by those
t~ireless little workers, DR.. Kings New
Life Pills. Miili"ns are always at work,
night and day, curing Indigestion, Bill
BUSINESS, Constipation, Sick Headache,
and all Stomach, Liver aud Bowel trou-
hies. Easy, pleasant, safe, sure. Only
25c at MasOns drug store.
The Opelousas courier., 1904-03-26
Read This.

Lake Charles, La, Aug. 1, 19O3.-This
is to certify that | have been cured OF
kidney and bladder trouble by the use
of the Texas Wonder, Halls Great Dis
covery,and | can cheerfully recommend
it to persons suffering in the same man.
ner. CAPT. Jos. WALKER.
The Opelousas courier., 1904-03-26

Republican leaders avow and aver
that the time has CONG to select the
vice presideDtial candidates who are
quite worthy Of hcing classed as presi-
Dental timber. It. seems that the Re-
| publican leaders are not yet incapable
of learning by experience.-CommODer
The Opelousas courier., 1904-03-26

A gentleman in Switzerland claims
that be has invented an electrical con-
%trivance that will kill off an army at
one single shock. Here's a chance fol
Colombia to lick Uncle Sam.
The Opelousas courier., 1904-03-26

st. Louis is now ready to handle the
Worlds Fair crowds. The railroads
running into that city have spent mill
lions for the improvement Of the Union
station in order to handle the Fairs
business.