The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1904-06-30
THISTLES

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I'susei, Psiiteia Dear sas, 10. u take
every osai - my pis nshsy fur cab hir
40 hsvsr esiisf.,
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pan Ia bss dIsa tbs rslghsou lock .
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hsslrg fotbsa The bark.
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IN roaf towel tsi. Wa the reply, bu
tbs psshsbef disooyaed II IL the pfeei
shee'' ard n.ss me take u out.
--IItosy-lIs s,ied me 10 give him I
itis .aries, Bsidlng- AT you gave II {,
him. Hsslsy--oh. yo dlaE'i care mecl
for bic frlehd'hip, sou know.
Bystsbder--shouA you say The, pic,
tsr wn issss ffom nft Crliie~-I aoni
hno-. ba, the world weulant srnrr " thu
sFtisi vss.
SINE foisf, sad Unels Rber, IL 20 par.
iie'lsr boat Civic De d,y.i bic due ds, dey
fohglts dsF ia = heap o. bones an we'll
messln people roedls' iiile encourage.
mfnt.
lisa lice, refftshlrg res. from bus!-
bsu for mao when be ccmu home TO
crawl sfoard 90 bic stom.ch undef the
house 10 Zee II there Is leak ia any Of the
plsmblpg
My g3odnsu, where Nesli those old.
ish ~omtn huuylag tor They're going
10 enter the golf tournament our clubs get.
ting up exclusively for ladies twenty. sve
year, o. age and under.
--lIt- Wonderful shot, that CT Chsrles'
Why, be bit the ballseye nine ilmsi In cue.
osssion yesterday. Shc--Yes, but Just
,hlni Of the suffering, Of that poor bull.
Men are such brute,
See here, sIclsiaed the angry man, |
wish you would muzs,e that dog OF yours
.. night Hls barking keeps my baby
awake. vn Just going TO request you to
muzrle you baby. njoin,d the neighbour.
His nightly howling annoys my dog.
Did young Mr.. Richun refer to the
subject Of love and marrisg,' asked her
confidential friend No. tsid the yAssar
girl. II be bad referred to II, should not
have lot him get Away. He only ALLUDED
TO II.
-Pt-Sow, don't ask me any more quei.
tIods. don't see why yeur history les
son should bother you 80. They didn't
bother me when | was boy. while
Well, there want 80 much history made
when you wna boy.
Why, Ethel, you don't mean to tell me
you want to marry that baldheaded Profes-
sor wiseman' II 10 true he 10 bald, said
Ethel, but think how many young uen Of
today are bald on the inside q their
heads.
What cool and indifferent air Mis-
Ffsppiy has She scts Just a. II she didn't
know that anybody was locking at her.
Yes; abe lnheri,s that. Her mother used
10 bake pancakes 10 the window Of quick
lunch restaurant.
--Wstklns--Yo gu look out OF sorts, old
man. what's the trouble PMkeI-Just
lo.t m "a 40 siik unhraua W.tIins-uou
did II hsppen' Parkcr-f,llow that own
cd 1t hsppened to come In the oni.e AID
recognized Il.
Judge, walled the prisoner, can't YOU
give me little time to think this thing
over Certainly, replied the magistrate.
Six months.
Over 10 Boston little elght-year-old
Jimmy spry surprised his school teacher
With this su!burst OF confidence; Tescher
my mother 10 away; been away for two
weeks; WAS out to dinner last night; 90
In out to dinner to.night-goin' whore II
please on Sunday; hsin't had bath for
Two weeks.
--Burt--l have no doub. you are sorry
abou. your uncet death, notwithstanding
Il brought you into lot Of money. w,h
fe,; hc WAS doipga good Lusinen, you
know, and II he had we'd a year or Two
longer he might hare LET, ne good deal
more.
The sour.faceJ, dysp.ptic looking man
took tie chalr. What do you wish ashed
the barber. want Judge Parker hair.
cut, saii the man. The barber, who reads
the papers, understood. He Gu: his cu.-
toners hair without throwing In any coz.
versation.
Aunt Prisms--I sm shocked at you,
Nude. You permitted young Mr.. Jones
TO kiis you. Nsude-He only just touched
me on the nose, auutie. Aunt Prisms-ltI
wu quito out OF place, dear. Msude-He
knew IL was, suntle. Blu, you came 10 so
suddenly, you see.
II am supposed to die Of broken heart,
said the unmanagesble actress. Now, how
an to know how person with broken
heart behavet' I'll tell you what TO dc,
answered the plata spoken manager. You
study the author Of this play after he sees 1
yorr nst performance Of 1t.
--Nrs. Yass, John GOT rid o.
The, brindle COW tibet utter steal her own
milk. Mrs. korntor tell! s'pose
be took most anything he could gc, for
Au' Nu. Neadowt-Hc ist 60, double
whs, be paid for her; sold her TO tibet new
man from the city .1s" ali mixer
Il understand old ssrnin, Ia, got re. Z
liaior. I,s possible. DO you really think =
so' Well, II skirsint aud religion have
come together At all tLink |, IL ,afe to SAY
hat be has got religion. There certainly
. nothing 10 lad cate ,hs, religion has 20,
him.