Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-12-24
MIR. Dooley On
The Simple Life
BY p. -. DCNNE.
Copyright, 1904, by Mcclure, Phillips, g. Coz

III go as far az ye like. Hand out tn
rayccipt. I'll make mesilf a simple
man II I have to bake in q slow oven
10 do II. Whatll do? Throw away
tn superilooties, says Hogan, out "
Chas. his book. But what ARE tn
superhooties? I'll turn out tn ilicthric
light. shut off tn furnance. an dcs.
throy tn cash raygister be which com
pick machcen ! keep mesilf firm rob.
bin meslf. But am amy more sim.
pie because I'm holdin' out on mesill
with frozen fingers he tallow dipf
Was tn wurruld liver amy more sim.
pie thin II Is today? I doubt II. bet
yc there was good dale Nv talk about
Adam an Eve dhressin' ostentatiously
an havin' tn King iv Beljiums an.
cesthur to supper with thin. Hogan
was readin' me out ~ book tn other
day about tn simple fathers iv tn
country. II was a tur.rble shock to
me. This fellow says that Robert
Morris who | supposed sacrificed his
fortune f'r liberty, injooced til COVER.
mint to pay good money f'r bad; Jawn
Adams wanted to make kingdom Nv
tn country; while as rr George Wash
'nton, he acted like coal oil Jawnny
whin he wint to tn White House. an
his wife put on Unsuitable airs an
had such bad table manners that this
here pathrite was compelled to leave
tn room an run home to put 1t down
in is diary.
AN there We ARE. Tn more
think. tn less simple simplicity be-
comes. Says,Wagner via Hogan. a
man shud be like a lamp an tn more
light he sheds tn betthcr man he Is.
That's tn thrOuble with ivrybody that
thries to advise me to be something
amt. Whin I run him into corner
an say: Come on now an make good.
lamp. or three, or n snowflake
blown be tn winds. or bur.rd in a
gildcd cage, or paint brush or a whip
or something else. But says !: I'm
none " these fine things. I'm kind
" a man an I'm not mintiOned In tn
b''"hN W W man liSls IVA
me what | must do An he looks me
in tn eye an says he: he n man. An
there yc ARE II a mans lamp, it's
because he smokes, don't show up well
In tn sunlight an will wan day he
blown out. There ARE other simple
uses fr lamps besides givin' light
which Is wan " tn poorest things they
do nowadays. ROthschild thrades in
thin. tn German imprOr thinks they
ARE Ony useful to throw at his ini-
mics, an my business Is to I'll thin
with karOsenc.
mo. sir; they amt amy simple life.
There's ony life. MS kind Nv an oh.
sthackle race. Sinnin', repintin', sin
min, repintin'. Some can jump high;
some cant jump at all. Thin that
jump highest have farthest to fall.
Those that go farthest are ruled on
f'r foulin'. A mans no more thin a
man an he has as nanny things in
him, amy wan w thin li'ble to go
wrong without moments notice, as
all tn injines, tools. lamps an other
hardware figures " speech In a prize
pome. He has to make his clumsy re-
pairs while undher full Roadway.
Lucky man II he staggers into port
without hayin caused too nanny ship.
wrecks on tn way over. 1t isn't tn
most successful passage that has caus.
ed tn most shIpwrecks. Ye see, Hin.
missy, I'm a kind Nv a Chas. Wagner
mesilf, on'y bctther. He gets his ont
" IA Frrcnch head an ! got mine out
" tn third reader that a little boy left
IN here who come fr pint " simple
refrishment f'r his fathers complex
thirst"
Il don't think ye know such a lot
about IT," said Mr.. Hennessy.
II know more about tn sample life"
said Mr.. Dooley.