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Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1904-01-01
Mixed Qualities.

Pahson-Brudder Baxter's got some
good p'ints. lie tends church an
ctributes gen'rous to de suppobt ob de
gospel. But he's got some woful bac
habits too. He plays craps an MIS-
hIsself VIII IntossIcatin' stinbulants
Deacon-Dat's er facs His good Inn.
pulsions am done Offset by his bad
observation-disclosures City Journal.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1904-01-01
The Uappicr Man.

A north Missouri paper asks. "Who
Is the happier. the man who possesses
100000 or the man who has seven
daughtersT To which another ex-
change replies: "The man with u
surplus girls, of course. The man wi
the money Is not satisfied and wan
more. The man with the seven daugll-
ters Is satisfied. He has enougn.-St
Louis Post-Dispatch.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1904-01-01
SiIenccd Mnm mn

"Now." said the anxious mother.
"you do not want TO marry that re-
porter. Think OF having husband
who never gets home until 2 or in
the morning"
But" said the shrinking maiden.
aren't ali husbands like that? Papa
is not reporter. and land yet
But the anxious mother declined to
listen.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1904-01-01
A Diplomatic Answer.

"Now, how old do you think I amp
coyly asked literary spinster Of a
man whose unfailing courtesy was sup
plemented by his wit on many occa-
sions.
"My dear lady. that Is a hard ques-
don for one who can scarcely remem-
Der his own age" said the man eau
hously, "and in your case II is par
dcularly difficult, for you look five
7ears younger than it seems possible
pou can be when | consider what a
sonderful amount you have accom-
dished.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1904-01-01
Nine. RnlnnG's Reuuest.

When Nine. Roland was oil the scar-
fold she asked for pen and paper TO
note the peculiar thoughts that lowered
about her on the last journey. II Is a
pity they were refused. for in tran
quill mind thoughts rise up at the close
Of life hitherto unthinkable, like blessed
inward voices alighting in glory on the
SUBMITS Of the past.-Goethe.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1904-01-01
Tryinn Them On.

Ny Dew play is sure TO make hit"
nid the eminent actress. "It gives mo
an opportunity TO show twenty superb
gowns"
Gracious, how many scenes do you
appear In"
"Only five. but one Of them's a scene
at the dressmaker's."
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1904-01-01
An Ambitfous Woman.

"My grandmother was an awful am
bilious woman" said q native Of 3 well
known island off the coast Of Maine,
and when she was dying ana the doe
tor lad told her she had only about an
hour TO live she asked her daughter 10
bring her some green apples. She sat
up in bed and pared two panfuls Of
them and then lay back with a salts
fed sigh. Well said she. I'm deter
mined that the folks that come 70 my
funeral shall have enough apple sass
for once in their lives 7-LippincOtts.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1904-01-01
How Did the Turtle Find His Way!


The rocks at the west coast OF the
island Of ST. Helena abound with sea
turtles. some Of them as heavy as a
man. and an English steamer once took
aboard several dozen of those sea mon
sters. intending to deliver them alive
to a provision dealer In Liverpool.
But before they reached English wa
ters one Of the turtles was taken sick
and was flung overheard after having
been branded with the name OF the
ship. Next year the same steamer
came across the same tortoise on the
coast Of st. Helena. more than 400
miles from the point where the home
sick creature had been flung back over
board
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1904-01-01

Unfnvornblc Conditions Foe study.
"Hazel came over tonight to study
with me-" explained Dorothy.
''And did you do much s.udyingy
swell, we would have II there hadn't
been so much to talk about. Chicago
POST
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1904-01-01
From n Society woman's Diary,

My mIlliner gave me a shock today.
"When." said she. does your lady
ship intend paying me what you owe
meT
The ungovernabe curiosity OF low
born women. Ii made me blush for
my sex.
was not unkind to her. But ]
deemed II my duty 10 Glide her, and
when she spoke (rather petuiant!y. !
thought OF starving ! recommended
her to cultivate poise.-Lifc.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1904-01-01
His Descent.

"My family" said the self confessed
black sheep. lis famous for its having
descended from famous ancestry. And
flatter myself that have descended
faster than any of the rest."-Balt-
more American.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1904-01-01

Mrs. wiggles-Can you LET me have
So to do a little shopping with?
Mr.. wiggles-Certainly. my dear. but
am afraid that 81 will not be enough.
Here IL a twenty dollar bill.-Somer-
vile Journal.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1904-01-01
Too Much For Him.

"They say that after seven re-
hearsals Charley SwimningtCn actu-
ally stumbled through the wedding
ceremony"
"Overtrained, suppose. e."- Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1904-01-01
Took Her Part.

"Why, Johnny. am ashamed OF you.
How could you take little Ethefs half
of the apple away from herT
"'Cause, ma. | amt forgot what you
told me--to always take sisters part"
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1904-01-01
A prnvtdenf Mind.

He-I think I'll go and speak to your
father at once. He can't do more than
kick me out.
She-It seems a pity to risk II. dear,
I'm that good subtitle.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1904-01-01
Effect on Her.

Johnny-Mamma says you've got to
come home right now.
Johnnys Little Sister, wish you
wouldn't talk that way TO me. IL
makes me mad in the face!-Chicago
Tribune
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1904-01-01

Cheerfulness is light that may be
kept ever burning in the humblest
home. 1t has no meter on il. and sll
may enjoy its rays without stint
Maxwell's Talisman.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1904-01-01
EruitIess Quest.

Worry" said the author. IFS the
plague Of genius, but 1t hasn't reached
my brain yet"
perhaps" suggested listener, 1T
got tired looking for it."-Augusta (Ga)
Herald.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1904-01-01

Camera FIend-Shall take you. Miss
Passee?
Miss Passee-Oh, you original man!
How sudden!-Houston CTexJ Post.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1904-01-01

Remember you must die. Let this
not startle you. but let ii soften you
while there is yet time to do some
good In the world.-Schoolmaster.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1904-01-01
Consumption

Salt pork is a famous old
fashioned remedy for con-
sumption. "Eat plenty of
pork" was the advice to the
conSumptive 50 and 100
years ago.
Salt pork is good if a man
can stomach it. The idea
behind it is that fat is the
food the conSumptive needs
most.
Scott sEmulsionisth sthemod-
ern method of feeding fat to
the consumptive. Pork is too
rough for sensitive stomachs.
SCOtt'S Emulsion IS the most
refined off fats, especially
prepared for easy digestion.
Feeding him fat in this
way, which is often the only
way, is half the battle. but
SCOTS Emulsion does more
than that. There is some
thing about the combination
of cod liver oil and hypophoS-
.phiteS in SCOTS Emulsion
that puts new life into the
weak parts and has a special
action on the diseased lungs.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1904-01-01
SahN an uOAA HG9-
AIyertising Rates

Adv risements will be inserted
at one ollar per square Of ten ines
or less for the first inseI ton and 81
cents tor each subsequent insertion.
- Quarterly or yearly ad,ar.
tisements by contract.
~ Unless the number of inserI
tiOns Is marked upon the mann.
script, advertisements will be pub.
lished until forbidden and charged
accordingly
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1904-04-08
The Grave.

A startling incident is narrated by
John Oliver of Philadelphia, as toll
lows: 81 was in an awful condition.
MY skin was almost yellow, eyes sunk
en-, tongue coated, pain continually in
back and sides. no appetite, growing
weaker day by day. Three physicians
had given me up. Then l was advised
to use Electric Bitters: to my great
joy, the first bottle made a decided
improvement. l continued their use
for three weeks. and am now a we'll
man. / know they robbed che grave
of another victim" no one should fail
to try them. Only soc guaranteed, at
f. Il. Millers drug store.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1904-04-08
At ]. H. Wolf Cornpany's-

We have just received the "swell-
est" line of piece knee pant
suits Norfolk Cadets, 3 piece long
pants of the famous "Kantwearout"
clothing, none better. Few as good
and the prices are very low, quality
considered. j. FL. Wolf Co.
W. sell oranges cheaper than some
merchants buy them. j. II. Wolf Co.
In addition.to our Monmouth line
of general Merchandise we a sell
you fine driving horses, work horses,
harness, wagons, any kind of farm i'm
PIGMENTS, cows and cattle OF any and
all kinds. We want to reduce u
stock of horses and cattle and will sell
you what you want. j. Fl. Wolf Co.
Have you seen those ladies' tailored
suits at Wolf Co.'S? Surely they are
s'swell"
The biggest shipment Of Hamilton
Brown shoes ever shipped into Brule
Co. Just u%npacked at j. II. Wolf Co.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1904-04-08
Ordinance No. 81.

a Bill. for an ORDINANCE requiring every
dog or bitch running at large within the City of
Kinball to be- Muzzled.
Be it ordained by the City Council of the City
of kimbAll, South Dakota
Section l. Thai every dog or bitch running at
large within the City of kimbail. shall BIS So
curely muzzled. So as to prevent them from
biting any person or animal.
Section .. Any person within this City. OWE
ing or har boring any dog or bitch, who will al
low the same to run at large within the City
without beng securely muzzled, shall upon con
viction be tined not less than live dsllars, nor
more than ten dollars.
Section 3. 1t is hereby made the duty of the
chief Of police, or any night watchman, to kill
any such dog or bitch found running ut large in
this City, unless animal is securely muzzled.
Section !. The mayor of this city shall have
power to temporarily suspend the operation of
this ordinance.
This ordinance shall take effect aud be in
force from and after its publication.
Passed April 1904. Approved April I 1901.
+. H. Brown, S. 3. MOULTON.
City Auditor. Mayor.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1904-04-08
Peoples Caucus.

An independent caucuso of the quail
fed voters of the city of Kimball will
be held at the old Reynolds drug store
building on Main staeet Saturday
evening, April 9th at s O'Clock p. Ill.
for the purpose of nominating a full
city ticket for the election Of NUM-
cipal Officers at the regular city cleo
tion April 10th 1904.
f. b. Hubbard
+. n. Miller
j. II. Wolf
II. S. Refer
f. A. Buttertield
j. f. Yarosh
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1904-04-08

Farmers II you knew what you
could save by having Coles Veterinary
Carbolisalve handy you would never
be without it in your stables. 1t is
guaranteed to cure cuts gals and
sores. without scars and renew the
hair in tits original color. SOC and S1.0O
by all druggists.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1904-04-08
Makes Cleau sweep

There's nothing like doing a thing
thoroughly. or all the salveS you ever
heard Of, Bucklen,s Arnica Salve is
the best. 1t sweeps awav and cures
burns, sores, bruises, cuts, boils, ul-
GERS, skin eruptlons and piles. It's
only 25c, and guaranteed to give sat
isfaction by F. E.. Miller druggist.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1904-04-08

A mothers cabinet should contain a
children. Coles carboliSalve instantly
stops the pain and cures without a
Keep Il box handy. 25 and SOC by all
druggists.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1904-04-08
Notice ofscho.,l Election.

Notice is hereby given that an annual election
in and for the Independent School District of
the City of Kimball will be held at the Engine
House in said CITY on April q, 1908, when the
following officers wall be voted for. viz:
One member Of: the Board Of Education from
the Firrt Ward.
Two Members Of the Board of Education from
the Second Ward.
On member of the Board Of Education from
the Third Ward.
Dated ut Kimball, q. D.. April 9th 1904.
FRED H. BnowN, City Auditor.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1904-04-08

B..., -, . ,1he Kind You Have Always Boueth
''s. : AmNzZx

Aspiring blessing for the sick and
afflicted. A tonic for the whole fam
lily. Makes and keeps them we'll.
Cleanse your system with HOLSTERS
Rocky Mountain Tea. IS cents, tea
or tablets. r. Il. Miller.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1904-04-08

You may think the cough that has
been troubling vsu all winter will
year off, but what will become of you
if itdoesn't? Take Coles Cough Cure.
1t cures throat and lung diseases to
stay cured. 1t is guaranteed. 25 and
SOC by ali druggists.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1904-04-08

If YOU wish a skin that is fair and
soft use GILES Carbolisoap. 1t heals
skin i%rritations and remove pimples
and blackheads. Coles Carbollsalye
is an absolutely pure. refreshing and
..elicately perfumed toilet requisite.
BY all druggists.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1904-04-08
The Man who Stuck to Kansas.

He took a claim in the Short Grass
flats,
And he brought his wife Il dozen
bratS.
And he said Shy gosh" wy ding my
cats eff
Thar'S any place IKE Kansas.
So he broke the sod and laughed in
glec-
81 reckon IL blind man orter see
That this is the blaze fur me,
And l guess I'll stay in Kansas"
But the hoppers came and devoured
his grain
And the sun grew hot on the swelter.
ing plain
And his hogs all died. "But l won't
complain"
He said, ''for i live in Kansas"
San Kansas, l reckon, can't be beat
Fer hogs, an cattle, an cattle ans
wheat.
An as for the hoppers, an drouth an
heat
Such things don't matter IN Kansas.
Then the chinch bugs came and the
mortgage too,
And the burning drouth and the hot
winds blew
Till nothing was left where the green
things grew
But.he said: "I'll stick to Kansas"
And he worked away in cold and
can, us fer misfortune, it matters
not"
ac said, $50 long as a teller's got
A place to live in Kansas
And SO it happened at last, when he
came to die,
That Parson jim, who was passing
by
Stopped in to pray to the Lord on
high
For the man WHO stuck to Kansas.
But the farmer said as his ewes grew
dim,
"Don't urge him to take me to heav-
en-, Jim,
Fer-ef it don't meek any difference
to Him
He can leave my soul in Kansas"
w. Lisenbce in Li%pponcott's.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1904-04-08
Educational Column
County supr LoNo, Editor
N~~~NN~~

Master Ray Nedrow was up from
|Torey Lake to bring his SIX certifi.
Gates OF attendance and to change
them fora certificate of award. Ray
won his certificate by perfect attend
ance through the whole year and this
shows what a determined little boy
can do even though he has a mile to
walk. This school, No. 4, Miss Faye
Freeman teacher. made a particularly
fine record. Phil, Stella, May and
Grace Hines belong to this school and
won certificates also. They had over
two miles to go and nearly always
walked. They certainly deserve COM
mendatiOn.
Miss May Rossman held her social
on March % in spite OF the high wind.
There was a very good attendance
considering the circumstances. Four
teen dollars were made.
Miss Viletta Van Patter closed a
very successful term Of school in Dis.
No. 30, West Point township last Fri
day. Her pupils expressed their APP
probation of her efforts in their be-
half by presenting to her a very hand
some work-box on the last day of
school.
Mrs. Agnes Weisflock closed a six
months term of school in No. 5,High-
land township, on April l and began a
two months term in the Farrell
school on Monday.
Certificates of award were issued the
past week to Ray Nedrow, John
Swiesow, Marie Reckdahl and Irwin
Cook.
Miss johanna Kara took a private
examination for a teachers certificate
on Saturday April 2.
The attention OF all school boards is
again called to the following: "If
any school district fails to hold in any
school year, at least six months of
school in any school house in said dis
trict providing no legal discontinuance
be had, it shall be the duty of the
county superintendent to notify the
county treasurer of the amount of
money due said district from the ap-
portionment fund for the semi.annual
term ending June 80, which amount
Shall remain to the credit of such dis.
trict and no warrant be drawn there
fore until said district board made
provisions !or the instructions of the
pupils for the required time in some
other school, Sec. 2s4a of the School
Law.
The school board of Pleasant Grove
lhave decided to hold a two months
spring term in the Center school and
also in the Pipal school.
OF the fifteen applications for third
grade certificates at the regular ex-
animation only six received certiti-
Gates.
The school board Of Wilbur town.
ship have determined to submit to the
voters of that township a proposition
to move the school house, so long IN.
used standing on the S. w. OF 30, tc
near the center of the township and
use it to hold fall and spring terms OF
school to which all the little folks OF
J the whole district can go.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1904-04-08

A tonic for the aged and mtirm.
Gives strength and vital force to every
part Of the body. A spring tonic that
makes sick people we'll. HOLSTERS
Rocky Mountain Tea. 35 cents, tea or
tablet. Il. e. Miller.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1904-04-08
notice 81 CityElecuon.

Notice is hereby given that. an annual election
in and for the city 81 Kimball in accordance
with the statutes made and provided, will be
q. 1903 at which time the following officers will
be chosen.
One Mayor.
One Treaeurer.
One City Justice.
Ore Police Jnstics.
One Aldarman for the First War1.
One Alderman for the second Ward.
One Alderman for Third Ward.
Dated at Kimbnll, S. D., April.M. 1901
FREE H. Brown, Auditor.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1904-04-08
where You Don't Feel the Cold.

Ralph Wheciock in Minneapolis
Tribune: John Pearl, writing from
Swan River, Manitoba, sounds this
note OF warning to prospective Cana.
dian settlers:
1 have Travelled ove Il large portion
of this much-advertised country 1.-THE
Canadian Northwest) and l find it a
fraud, pure and simple.
This winter the cold has been down
to 60 below zero and 40 to 80 below is
a regular thing.
Land companies have bought large
tracts of railroad land and they are
using printers ink to sell it.
They are very careless about the
truth.
Grain does not ripen in Alberta or
the Saskatchewan; it grows Il rank
growth of straw and frost does the
rest.
A man that leaves a country like
any part of the United States and
comes to Canada has done something
and has left for his country's good.
The frost does not come out of the
ground in the summer. Poverty will
be the portion of Il settler in this land
of frost aud snow. Stick to the old
flag that waves oyer the Gland Of the
free and the home Of the brave"
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1904-04-08

rheumatism, indigestion, constipa-
tion, headache and stomach trouble
positively prevented and cured by
HOLSTERS Rocky Mountain Tea.
Keeps you we'll all summer. 80 cents.
Il. q. Miller
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1904-04-08
me Repuhncan, Get Rusy.

1Ar INV n0VS0NSOOsSO OOA ~
Acouple OF weeks since the Demo-
cfats in this county met ana locked
horns oyer the question Of who should
represent this county abroad in the
councils Of the party and this week
the fellows have@heen having
their little jamboree over the same
question. Col. j. NJ. Green, South
Dakota,s national committeeman. and
State Senator W. Z. Montgomery,
both of Chamberlain. have been the
leaders of the opposing factions. MI.
Montgomery wishes to receive the en-
dorsement OF this county for delegate
to Chicago, which can only be brought
about by walking over the dead body
of Col. j. NJ. Greene-and your Uncle
Joe doesn't want to die-not yet. In
cidently, Col. j. NJ. Green belongs to
the machine. while Senator Montgom-
cry presumably is tied up with Craw-
ford.
The caususes we're held Wednesday
night and last night all over the
county. The county convention to
settle the matter takes place in Puk-
wana tomorrow. The hottest fights
in the primaries have been at Cham
berlain and Kimball-with the storm
center in the home OF the two politi.
cal generals. The Chamberlain cauc-
uses were held Wednesday night and
resulted in a victory for Col. Green in
all the wards, bnt by a very close mar
gin. 1t was the hottest scrap in the
history Of that town Of factional
fights. Scarcely less interesting was
the caucus in Kimball last night,
which also resulted in Col. Green's
favor, but by a narrow margin also, he
getting the delegation by six votes.
Sufficient reliable information is not
at hand to give the result of the
caucuses liz the different townships,
but the general opinion is that the
delegates are pretty evenly divided
between the Green and Montgomery
factions and the result OF tomorrow's
convention Is still in doubt.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1904-04-08
My Breath,
Shortness of Breath
Is One of the Com
monest Signs of
Heart

Notwithstanding what many physic-
ians say, heart disease can he cured.
DIR. Miles New Heart Cure has per-
mancntly restored to health many
thousands who had found no relief in
the medicines (%allopathic or homoeo-
pathic) OF regular practicing physicians.
1t has proved itself unique in the his
tory Of medicine. by being so uniformly
successful in curing those diseases.
Nearly always. one of the first signs
Of trouble is shortness OF breath. Wheth-
err it comes as a result OF walking or
running up stairs, or Of other exercises.
II the heart is unable to meet this extra
demand upon its pumping powers-there
is something wrong with it.
The very best thing YOU can do, is to
take DR.. Miles New Heart Cure. It
will go to the foundation OF the trou-
bic. and make a permanent cure by
Strengthening and renewing the nerves.
81 n that DR.. Miles New Heart
Cure is a great remedy. For a humble
breath. s%mothering spells. and pains in
my left Side. For months at a time /
would be unable to lie on my left side.
smother. "A friend advised using Dr..
Miles New Heart Cure. which I did
with good results. began to improve
of the Heart Cure the pains in my side
and other symptoms Vanished. I am
now entirely we'll. All those dreadful
smothering spells are a thing of the
past.''-F. p. DRAKE. Middletown, O..
If the first bottle does not help you,
the druggist will refund your money.
TpT7E, Write to us for Free Trial
Pain Pills, the New Scientific Remedy
for Pain. Also Symptom Blank. Our
Specialist will diagnose YOU case. tell
YOU what is wrong. and how to right it.
Free. DIR. MILES MEDICAL Co.
LABORATORIES, ELKIiART, IND.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1904-04-08

He a leave my soul in Kansas"
w. Lisenbce in Lipponcott's.