New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-04-09

Farewell to peace and hail TO funl
We the pace went before
And vawn beside a ballroom door?
What brute declares a tea a hore2
I like 10 see indeed do.
No. I'm not glad that Lent Is through.
These rnorns breakfast drear and lone;
you for moment, say
We have our chats se4 aeg2 dance the or Pay
Dear girl. I've loved my holiday.
F9T.we dr to piPS tbs to e9 Ssn sn gaE
No. I'm not glad that Lent Is through;
The old common law principle that wife may
not testify against her husband in criminal pro
ceedlnes is now reversed In Massachusetts by the
Supreme Courts Interpretation OF the statute
Hereafter a wife may testify against her husband
II she wishes TO. and she need not II she doesn't
wish TO- regardless OF her husbands objection or
his consent Is this another victory for "woman's
rights"7
Happily Expressed. -- Lady Gusher - Goodby'
Thanks So muchl Your pictures are charming.
and unlike your usual work!-punch.
The latest thing in automobile insurance is issu-
ing a policy which protects the automobiles II he
runs down another person. The company under
takes TO pay the damages up to a certain sum and
to Tight the case II necessary. all the automo-
billst has to do Is to select his victim.
FROM TO z.
wondrous thing. the alphabet.
As doubtless your agree
No water from the g.
The has never built a nest:
No pod enfods the p
And there is nothing to suggest
- beyond the d.
No oyster has the r. 10 sell:
No pupil has the l;
No house adjoins the modest II
No question asks tho Y.
The Y is never cross: and
And cockney TT you'd only know
BY its apostrophe.
No type is measured by tho MI
No sugar spells tho L:
No Dutchman fashions dykes TO stem
The thrush Of the H.
No lambkn tags behind the U;
The U-no wool has shei
No Chinaman up-brads the q.
No Scottish tears sheds E.
The En5 IS !, sharp a5F H. 4 not qtg scuto'
while q and and X dispute
The ownership of Gnu, New. Knew.
Tho s its s counts for naught:
Suggests that for these these rhymes ought
frank Roe Batchelder in The Smart Set
For sixteen centuries the inhabitants of Bezers
in South France. have held the camel sacred. for in
$50 A. d. st. Aphrodise. mounted one OF these
animals evangelical the city. In their museum
they preserve a curious paper mache effigy OF
camel
Nothing serious.-The Heiresss-And I've been in
Her Her Frend-ThInEing Of marrying any Of them?
ttle-Tm merely shopping.-Puck.
NJ Dubois in a paper before the Academy Of
Sciences Paris. shows that It is possible, by means
of the R6ntgen rays, to examine the living oyster
without in any way inJuring it. and to ascertain
whether OF not 1t contains pearl. If it contains
only a tiny pearl the oyster is returned and is al
lowed to live until the disease has developed a
large pearl
Following Directions-Afr. Justhusband On the
kitchen)-Darling darling! why are you throwing
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Mrs Justhusband-BeCau James goosie, the
recipe says to only the whites-(Brooklyn Life.
One of the signs Of spring is the instruction the
country editor gives his readers regarding teaching
the calf to take his nourishment out Of a pan
''The Vernlilon South Dakota Republican" muses.
thus:
when you get to the calf remember patience
FIe doesn't understand your deal-whether you want
TO veal him. torpedo him nurture him. Have a
prayer-learned at the maternal knee-on your lips
as you proceed. Tickle his Shiny, avaricious nose
with the tips of your fingers AS you become more
deeply absorbed and things dom don't forget
the prayer. Hypnotically your calm state OF mind
will lead bossy the light and humping his timber
SHINE he will go in for his mess like Jap after
Russ cruiser, rising at intervals to blow the token
of his happy dip the rim of your bib overals
But remember he's a cslf-the same as you used TO
be"
faced lady who had answered his personal your
adj is fake: it distinctly stated. object matri-
's'Well-er-um-you see" faItered the man ner-
yously there mistake. The printer
omitted word. The ad. should have read object
to-matrimony. ''-(Town Topics.