Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1904-07-08
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a negro bishop. Well, we hear no pro-
test in America Post.
A woman is willing to take the ben
eft Of the doubt and let man have the
doubt Of the CONGRATULATIONS Her
aid.
1t would be something Of a calamity
if one of those floating mines should
strike the sea OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
Times.
If Montana train robbers would sub
scribe to state ethics they would work
exclusively through the Legislature
Detroit Free Press.
Reports from the ARCHAEOLOGICAL de-
partment have it that the bacillus Of
lockjaw has begun to sit up and notice
things.-Detroit Free Press.
The Koreans are getting off more
easily than they expected and are even
managing to make a little money sell
ing things to the Observation-Disclosures
Star.
The Igorrotes may be happy in be-
ing unaffected by the present high
price Of beef but they must have
standing feud with the dog catcher
Omaha Bee.
The st. Louis anarchist society
which ordered the fat men killed may
have been merely experimenting with
worry as an obesity cure.-Kansas
City Times.
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Mr.. Rockefellers Bible class who
would rather have a tip on the market
than information on how to be good
Washington Star.
A congressional committee is to in
yestigate the Red Cross Society. 1t
would be more fitting to have the Red
Cross Society investigate Congress-
Atlanta Journal.
The worst Of Bandit Raisulrs deed
will not be known until it Is definitely
determined whether or not Perdicaris
is going to take the lecture PLATFORM
Augusta Chronicle.
Dowie, in his trip around the world,
probably learned that there is no place
for faker like America and no place
in America quite so easy as Chicago
Cedar Rapids Republic
Report comes from Port Arthur of a
social entertainment on board one OF
tho Russian battleships. We presume
the guests were supplied with diving
suits.-Washington Post.
Strange SO many French soldiers
drop dead from fast walking in maneu-
vers. Haven't heard Of any Russians
dropping dead from fast sprinting in
action.-Atlanta Constitution.
1t is said that the one and only re-
greet of st. Louis at having the fair is
that some Of the imported grafters are
so much more accomplished than the
home grafters.-Atlanta Journal.
Railroad companies are making ex-
tensive additions to their sidetrack ia
ing terminal facilities for the presi-
Dental booms.-Washingto Post.
Under the latest Supreme Court de-
cisioL railroads may kill employees with
impunity, so long as they are not ex-
ecuted by direct order Of the manager
or observation-disclosures News Tribune.
There is to be a scientific collection
of mosquitoes at st. Louis. Most peo-
pie will be far more interested in dodg
ing the uncollected ones when the hot
weather comes on.-Philadelphia Bull
letin.
A box entitled "How to Get Rich"
Is being advertised for sale at the price
Of 81. A good tip to one wishing to
get rich would be to save his dollar
and not buy the book.-Atlanta Jour-
nal.
A Chicago woman seeks a divorce
because her husband has not smiled in
ten years. Popular judgment should
be Suspended until the husband tells
why he has not smiled.-Minneapoli
Times.
Secretary Taft says that the new
capital of the Philippines "lies in a
pocket of the mountains" Pleased to
learn that it does not lie in the pocket
OF some real estate syndicate.-W'a
ington Star.
Barnum's greatest show on earth
has not only abolished street parades,
but it Is now accompanied by its own
chaplain. There's no telling where
this reform mania will end.-Atlanta
Constitution.
A Japanese postcard has been pub
lished showing a Russian admiral
standing on the beach in divers cos
tune with the inscription, "Going
down to review the fieet."-Columbus
Evening Dispatch.
That the emancipation of woman Is
now complete has been demonstrated
in st. Louis. The leader Of them all
exercised her prerogative Of liberty
and went from the parlor into the
ktchen.-St. Louis Republic.
According to a new encyclopedia,
poverty is caused by four things
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