New-York tribune., 1904-08-15


SIDE IN place rather than In a street ~ ~
nue. French names seem to have gone our OF rasb .
ION and aristocratic English names nov bsva - :.
pTetereheo Tor those fashionabi0 localities West
minister Portland. Cavendish and so on hav, the
call II is not good taste-this wholesale annro-
prtAtioa OF English names-but the taste OF the
aveTags land company or real estate specuJator
is not apt 20 be very nice in these matters.
THE PROPOSAL.
VIII you be miner" the maiden plead
ana olushed. and looked most winniag
inc young man turned deep q red
hs stamHmered; DO you meant It? This
OF course l mean it!' vowed the miss
I m in dead earnest. Harry.
"Come-do be miner Not cen cad
Could longer space resist her
Wlth all my heart!" he answered glad:
But why should YOU choose such as
10 be Your lover hero?
Ills spirits sank 10 zero:
Il truly don't intend to suub-
I'm tnoqsns sb5r psFa'Rs o eo you'd 9es1 sS gqsSs it
might well confess it,
You ought TO feel proud anyway.
The unengaged girls have 70 pay.
You see, a box OF candyr'
edwin L. Sabin. In Brooklyn Life.
United States Consul Diedrich at Bremen. Ger
many, has been making a close study of German
universities as compared with those OF the United
States. Mr.. Dledrlch. who was long college pro-
fessor In this country. declares most emphatieally
that in his Judgment the United States offers to-
day facilities for collegiate, academical and post
graduate studies equal I'm quantity and quality
10 those offered by any country in the Old World"
American attendance at German universities is
growing smaller continually. There is less po-
teucy to-day than there used 10 be in the express
sion. He was educated abroad" American stu
dents have learned 10 appreciate tho advantage
offered by American educational institutions.
Cr-p nor r-rr~-,r vOrrs
When # bears the name OF Fairbanks
WIN the raging Wabash tear banks?
-(Chicago Journal.
Roosevelt and Fairbanks
@(Kansas City Star.
Then paint the name of Fairbanks
-(chIcago Tribune.
The rhymers win now get IN their work
We will rack brains and never shirk
For we are set OF rare cranks.
We win tell thoSgh It may may not prove true.
In years TO come meath the heavens blue.
-(Chicago Record Herald
short time ago a Bath (NIe) paper announced
the engagement OF certain young woman. few
days later the editor received a note asking him to
deny the engagement Before the denial got into
type however he received a second note from the
fair one, stating that he need print the denial
as the engagement was a fact. The notice appears
TO have brought the young mans courage 20 the
asking point.
No Cause FOR worTy.-Clara-wha do you think
of Stea's escapadeP
Maude-Why. what did she do:
Ciara-.She eloped with her fathers coachman
last night.
Maude--Well. her future Is assured.
Giara--in what way?
Maude-IIe has stable ineome.-(chieago News.
A Russian named Ivanhofr has written a book
the students Of the University OF Moscow He
asserts that most Of them doits and good-for-
nothiugs. The average amount each has to
spend is SS a month: II per cent have no income
at all. and depend charity or help themselves
along by giving lessons at 81 30 month. read
ing proofs in printing offices. serving chor-
listers in the theatres.
Too Much Married-''woe Is met exclaims the
sultan. Was ever man afflicted as | emT
Vizier.
No, domestic. ! have figured Il up carefully and
i ind that I'm the victim Of thirty-one cases of
matrimonial tncompatibility.