The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-12-20


M ISIS GLADYS VANDERBILT, prospective mistress Of
lh $30OOOO0O, has made her society debut in grand
ball How would like throw your cigarette and
= take atturn down the ballroom with Gladys9
Ruth's pet black going little Christmas
tree and father medating contributing half pressed
BRICK Tor kittie when nobody is looking.
@ The folks have all gone shopping =.%~1 ss=s% 3.
At Blanks Emporium store }'@- 49, -: -.
HUI And fathers "seen his fnish'' 49, ~. =.
The last three days more. ~ >~@. ~ r: --=
f3 Each "touch' firm, yet gentle, :>' 80. TX (
- Extracts from him roar ~ ~-~~ 4 ::
For father his finish 49, .'%;.
.1t In nineteen hundred four. -; "~,.. y:
The stuff is piled within those shops - 49,
From attic to front door; ~"%@ :: < -. <.<.
Kind friends, remember father, ~ J.
No wonder he ..
~ Kind friends, from him do not expect
~i Those presents Of yore, ~. y.
st. For father'l be broke by Christmas =. ~
OF nineteen hundred four. - ~ ~
An enemy sent William Lutz Of New Jersey plug Of
chewing tobacco containing paris green in large quantities.
Mr. Lutzs suspicious saved his life While preparing to
lunch the tdb he noticed suspicious powder had
1t anayzed He repaid for his trouble gentleman
in Missouri who found crushed In his tablet of
chewing tobacco is also raising cry Of wrath Are
nation becoming fastidious in tastes? .*@>:
The lady who married Gladstone Dowie the prophets
nnkissed son. has left him, claiming neglect hypocrisy
look out for who has been kissed. Something
wrong somewhere. >@..~- -... . -.
Franklin Mimi, boasts very mild quiet who went
ON a regular Everybody's Magazine time last week. The
Franklin Tribune brings to hand the horrid details and
lays all to poor brand Of whisky The Tribune says
The victim commenced a series Of stunts
that would make pinejack Sioux Indian
loaded with wood alcohol feel envious He -:
i gave off wierd shouts, struck at bystanders and
X smashed in part Of the glass front in Jerry Des-
nonds thrst-cure Marshal Scott arrived
the and took the gentleman in custody.
The Franklin Tribune calls earnestly for the pure food
commission to and examine the liquor in stock
in that town
When the days begin to lengthen then our demand for
two pieces OF pie begins to strengthen. =, ~..=.
In a town Adrian very religious member ac-
somed to strengthen the preachers hands by crying
during the sermon ''Amen," that's so,'' 'tyou
right AS the preacher exhorted this member kept
nualy repeating these words much from force of
from real feeling His mind evidently wandering
from the preachers discourse for suddenly the preacher
claimed:
''You doubtless have had better brighter men
who could preach better than preach but
at the uncr the absent-minded remarked in his old
eyes, yes that's So you're right'' and the
preacher stopped to laugh.
Two little sisters living out Bloomington avenue way
church with their grandpa last Sunday They
clad clothes of beautiful and fashionable make
and did look like the little cherubms that they actually
At the church their appearance caused great interest
and people crowded around them excam and pat them
the shoulders On the way home little Agnes looked up
with great enthusiasm and exclaimed !: -: ~~-.
" ETH tell you what it is grandpa, clothes the
thng'' ">..-.< 80, -.
The lesson of the day had gone home. "A. il.