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La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1904-04-25
Ante tOdo ell patriotismo

En- todos los tiempos ell patriotismo
ha sido ell pedestal poderosfsimo donde
descansan los pueblos que no soportan L.
tiranfa de ning6n gobierno
ST Abrimos ell libro de Ia historic en-
contraremos que sus paginas mas bri-
llantes estan henchidas de patriotismo Y
vereis las hermosas enseflanzas que nos
legaron nuestros incorruptibles antepa-
sados, los impuIsadores del progreso =
de Ia civilization.
Notareis que In salud de los pueblos
es suprema ley, y comprendereis que ell
patriOtismO innate en- nuestrOs descen-
dientes ha sido baluarte inexpuqnable Y
potencia Instructors que echo TERRA ell
cimiento falso de la esclavitud ell feu-
dalismo.
Ell poder eiercido por los sicarios
desp6ticos en- cualquier 6poca. en- nom
bre de IL libertsd, hase estrellado contra
Ia roca inamovible del patriotismo.
Han luchado los paises peremne-
mente por sus derechos escarnecidos has
ia que por fin la raz6n Ia justicia en-
amiRRble cOnsorcio con ell patriotismO
han salido triunfantes, porque doquie-
IN que este ha sentado sus reales sc obtie-
nen 6xitos felices.
Ell patriotismo es como una planta
que cada dfa SO va desarrollando con mas
fuerzas y vigor, es la paIanca de Arquf-
mides que extiende 81 poder incontras-
tables por los mas internos lugares del
orbe, es cual piqueta demoledora que
&rrasa destruye.
Dejad de sustentar en- vuestras al
mas ese caro- ideal que deben acariciAr
perpetuamente todos los pueblos expe-
rimentarois entonces ell mas rudo azote
de Ia OPPRESSION por los tiranuelos brutos
engre1dos.
ST ell patriotismo & cada instante Sc
abona y Sc le da condici6n como ell arbol
que da fruto, es incuestionable que este
nRcera vivira frondoso.
Los pueblos que luchan por romper
las cadenas que 10 oprimen, son puebIos
viriles.
Desde ell principle de la era cristia-
ma hasta nuestros dias 81 no hubiera ha-
bido patriotismo en- los hAbitantes de L.
terra, como andarfa ell mundo? pues
ser1a una gran man&da de siervos escla-
vizAdos sin patria, sujetos irremisible-
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1904-04-25

mente nj capricho de los funestos man
darines.
Hoy que ell pals puertorriqueno ne
cesita del concurso de todos sus buenos
hiios: hoy Que solo debe haber hermanos
en- IL patria, urge demostrar que en-
nuestros corazones tiene IN altar ssgra-
do ell patriotismo.
A ese sitio honroso con ell p2triotis-
mo por lena iran los leales puertorrl-
oue1os formar una accci6n com1n. IN
dep6sito de fuerzas considerables para
llevar & puerto seguro de salvaci6n IL
nave de esta region amant1sima, por ell
Iuminoso sendero de In dicha y de IL pros
peridad
ST, compatriotas, <L& Uni6ns ha de
veneer en- 50 demanda, porque asl 10 exi-
ie ell patriotismo de sus hombres para
saIvar del descredito de In ruina nj
pals de nuestros afectoe mas profundos.
Puerto Rico entero correspondent
cooperara Ia obra hermosa, 81 ideal
Santo que Sc presenta nuestra vista su-
blime divino, imprimiendo en- todas
almas con caracteres indelebles esa pala-
bra grande que Sc llama Union, esa fra
sc bendecida impregnads de amor y de
patriotismo.
Aquf donde los hijos del Plata tre-
nolan constantemente 10 esplendente
bandera de la libertad, aquf donde Sc
venera con carino inqnebrantable aL Ilus-
tire caudillo don Luis Muf1oz Rivera,
aquf que por doquiera ell nombre de ese
gladiator es querido y alab&do no puede
haber mas que unionistas.
lQue vuestra labor fecunda en- bic
nes encuentre imitadores en- aquellos que
afarrsdos en- su obra nefanda nos con-
Queen 81 cataclismo mas negro!
Predican los patriotas, los ex-fede-
rales, Ia confraternidad, IL concordia en-
la fAmilia puertorriquefa, porque desean
que las luchas intestinas entire hermanos
no exist2n, porque snhelan obtener para
nuestra cenicienta todo 81 prestigio per-
dido.
PuertorriQueflos: venid a formar
una mass compacta. una liga fuerte & in
vencible para que con nuestros impulses
generosos con nuestras iniciativas ele-
vemos & esta desgrsciada isia Ia c1spi
de de Ia gloria.
UN PATRIOTA.
ComerfO.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1904-04-25
IapOneS de pape!

Sc acaba de inventar una maquina,
no mas grandes que las maquiuas de CO.
ser ordinarias, que hace tapones de pa
pei viejo. Toda clase de papeles usados
de recortes y de peri6dicos Antiques pue-
den convertirse en- tapones para botellas,
gracias csta invencion.
Estos tEpones son superiores & los de
corcho, pues no son atacados por ning1n
acido ri aceite. Cada m6quina puede
hacer 300 tapones por minute, d6ndoles
ell tamafiO, IL form& ell color que Sc de-
see & imprimiendo al mismo tempo en-
ellos las letras In mArca de fabrica ne
cesaria en- cada case. Ell precio de los
tapones de papel es cast una d6cima par
te parte del de los tapones de corcho.
La importancia de ests nueva indus
tria sc comprende f5cilmente, teniendo
en- cuentS que desde hace ..algunos amos
el corcho "a escaseando mas mas, es-
pecialmente ell de primera calidad; de
modo que los fabricantes de tapones es-
taban temiendo que de IN momento 4
otro sobrevinier& en- 81 negocio una cri-
sis que, no inventarse oportunamente
los tapones de papel, hubiera sido muy
diffcil de resolver.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1904-04-25
CARTA ALBERTA
AL DR.. DON VICTOR GUTIERREZ
SALINAS, PUERTO Roo.

Mi distinguido amigo: En IN arti-
culejo insulso, que vic la luz en- ell nun.
152 de SThe Puerto Rico Sum. un tai
EusebiO Collszo oc1pase de mi humilde
persona, por creerme porque 81 autor de
IN artlculltO, que bajo ell epfgrafe SVea
ESQ 10 Junta Superior de SanidadS, pu-
blic6 en- este mismO peri6dico don Juan
EVangelista Pav6n.
Como quiera que he tenido por nor
ma despreciar los calumniadores. por
otro lado serfa IN acto indigno de mi
parte ell descender & las charcas, me es de
todo puDto impossible cOntestar cual Sc
merece mi gratuito ofensor, uuien di-
cho sea de paso, ignore 81 es no turba.
seg1n asegura ell sef1or Pav0n, toda vez
que nj le conOzcO nj mucho menos 10
deseo.
Nj una sola palabra dirfa sobre este
asunto en- In prensa, 81 ell sef1or Pav6n en-
su srtlculito, no mencionase al Oficial de
Sanldad de Salinas, cargo que usted des-
empe6a. n
Tan no soy ell autor del referido ar
ticulo, segdD asegura aunque de una ma
nera algo vaRa lndirecta ell CoIIazo, que
en- Ia tarde de aver, impulsado por Ia
Curiosidad que como es natural habfs de
nacer en- mi despu6s de haber visto
SThe Puerto Rico Sum, he venido &
leerlo.
ST como caballero listed me merece
ell mejor concepto, en- iguales condicio-
nes lie tengo como funcionario p1blico.
CreA usted, doctor, que 81 verdade-
ramente hubiese sido ell legftimo padre
del va referido artfculo, valor tendr{a
para sostenerlo, como acostumbro hacer
On todos los actos de mi vida.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1904-04-25
Comerfo.

En- cuanto mi vii calumniador, que
asegura hay en- esta zOna un maestro
de escuela que no cumple con su' deber,
derechO tiene para presentar queja con
ira dichO funciOnari0 al Departamento de
instruction mediante Ia correspondence
<denuncia jurada ,
Con que puede echar IN pie al bote
cuandO guste.
Dispenseme Dr.. haya molestado su
atenci6n, y Ordene en- 10 que crea pueda
serle it'll su affmO. amigo S. S.
ALFONSO QUINTANA CAJAsi
Salinas. Abril de 1904
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1904-04-25

En- esta Imprenta SO vende papel
viejO de periodic0s a 8 2 quintal.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1904-04-25
100000

Fbricas que que su;rb veo1ido como
100000 de MAQUINARA PARA AZU CAR Ri, duran
los tres dtimo p&sa1os oci6n
ordenes han lilo ejeutai f.hs ps
dida.
81 tiene deseos trAph9 triple ef,c,
tachos vacfo cuaquer
hacer sino dirigirse
r. a. Macfie.
Agents de Los Triple Efeetos aistema LILLIE
TrRpiches de WHEE21Y
Caideras de seguridad de stirIing.
San Juan, Puerto-Rico.
TeaefOno A04 Ohcina Gale de y
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1904-04-25


Gobeno MUM
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1904-04-25
Una NOTA < LOS GoBIERNos

Ell Gobierno de Colombia h. env1a
do una protesta & los gobiernos de Paris
y Washington, protestando de que ha-
yan concertado IL compra del Canal, sin
contar con L. Republics de Colombia pa
ra esa negociaci6n.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1904-04-25
UItimoS cables
ALFoSsOexITT

ALFoSsosxIu
En- Almerfa est8u esperanto IL lie
oada del rey don Alfonso, dos cruceros
franceses y un acorazado brita nlco. en-
viados & dicho puerto para saludar al
rev de Espafia. Sc espera IN buq1e ita-
liano que estaba en- ell puerto de Malaga.
GARANTfAs
Las autoridades de Espana han de-
cretado ell cierre en- Cadiz de IN c1rculo
anarouistas, In policfa est4 practicando
IN n1mero considerable de arrestos en-
tre II gente sospechosa de la poblaci6n.
& fin de suprimir todo peligro la vista
del rev don Alfonso 10 capital anda-
luza.
LA QUESTION DEL CANAL
Sc ha firmado ell traspaso de propie
| dad del Canal de Panama, reconociendo
| al propio tempo L. soberanfa de L. nue.
| va Rep1blics del Itsmo. Ya no existe
ningun Inconvenience la realization de
las obrs sobre II sctitud que guarda
| Colombia.
PPoTEsrA
FL representante de Colombia en-
Paris ha protsstado ante Ell gobierno de
| Mr.. Loubert, de que SO haya acceptable
como legal ell traspaso de Ia propiedad
| del Canal interoceanico, prescindiendo
| del derecho que tiene Colombia inter
| yenir en- esa importante obra.
Una NoTA LOS GoBIERNos
El Gobierno de Colombia ha env1a
| do una protesta los gobiernos de Paris
! y Washington, protestando de que ha-
! yan concertado IL compra del Canal, sin
contar con L. Rep1blics de Colombia pa
70 esa negociaci0n.
| DECLARARA LA GUERRA
Creese que II Republics de Colon
| bia declarara In guerra los Estados
| Unidos Y retirara las representations
| diplomatlcas consulares de Francia,
por haber concertado ell traspaso del Ca
nal despojando Colombia de su dcrecho
| y propiedad.
DIsGUsTO Y RECELO
| La actitud de Francis ha causado
mucho disgusto en- los pafses latinos-
| americanos, en- los cuales se cre1a, que
| los franceses no habfan de reconocer otra
peopiedad sobre ell Canal de Colombia,
aparte de la indiscutible del sindicato
frances.
ACTITUD DE ALFONSO XIII
Toda 10 flota brit6nic& del Medite-
sr~Sn ou n Las Rafo
ra escoltar al Monarca espanol Alfonso
ceremonies en- Mailorca, Sc retro del
acto de L. reception inmediatamente,
pretextando que no habfa sitio para re-
cibir L. comitiVa.
MAURA
Al YER ell Presidente del Gobierno
senor M&ura. la actitud de don Alfonso
XIII, dirigi6se la concurrencia dando
explicaci6n de 10 ocurrido.
DEsAIRE < Los INGLEsEs
La preDsa de Londres atribuye la
sctitud del Rey de Espana, al Tratado
anglo-franc6s ea que SO periudica II
naci6n espafola, con motivo de los asun-
tos de Marruecos. La prensa Official
desmiente dicha version.
MAURA Ell REY
Ell Rey don Alfonso XIII. pronun-
clio en- Mallorca un discurso, hacienda
respecto de don Antonio Maura gran
des elogios. Dijo que entire 81 ell ga
binete de Ii naci6n mediaban muy cor
diaIes relaciones. Maura hizo su vez
declaraciones favor del Rey.
En- esta Imprenta SO vende papel
vieiO de peri0dicOs a 3 2 ouintal.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1904-04-25

En- Almerfa estzn esperanto IL lie
gada del rey don Alfonso, dos cruceros
franceses Y un acorazado brita nico, en-
viados & dicho puerto para saludar al
rev de Espana. Sc espera IN buq1e ita-
liano que estaba en- ell puerto de Malaga.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1904-04-25
GARANTfAs

Las autoridades de Espana han de-
cretado Ell cierre en- Cadiz de IN c1rculo
anarquistas. In policfa est4 practicando
IN n1mero considerable de arrestos en-
ire II gente sospechosa de la poblaci6n.
fin de suprimir todo peligro la vista
del rey don Alfonso 10 capital snda-
luza.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1904-04-25
MAURA Y Ell REY

Ell Rey don Alfonso XIII. pronun-
clio en- Mallorca un discurso, hacienda
respecto de don Antonio Maur& gran
des elogios. Dijo que entire el y ell ga
binete de Ii naci6n mediaban muy cor
diales relaciones. Maura hizo 8 su vez
declsraciones q favor del Rey.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1904-04-25
LA QUESTION DEL CANAL

Sc ha firmado ell traspaso de propie-
dad del Canal de Panama. reconociendo
al propio tempo 10 soberan1a de L. nue.
va Rep1bIics del Itsmo. Ya no existe
ningun Inconvenience la realization de
las obrs ), sobre II actitud que guards
Colombia.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1904-04-25
DECLARARA LA GUERRA

Creese que Il Rep6blica de Colon
P1a dsoar.ra L. gqerr@ ss los
diplomaticas consulares de Francia,
por haber concertado ell traspaso del Ca
nal despoiando & Colombia de su dcrecho
propiedad.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1904-04-25
DIsGUsTO Y RECELO

La actitud de Franci. ha causado
mucho disgusto en- los pafses latinos-
americanos, en- los cuales Sc crefa, que
los franceses no habfan de reconocer otra
psopiedad sobre ell Canal de Colombia,
aparte de la indiscutible del sindicato
frances.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1904-04-25
DEsAIRE ( Los INGLEsEs

La preDsa de Londres atribuye 10
sctitud del Rey de Espana, al Trstado
anglo-franc6s ea que SO perjudica & In
nsci6n espanola, con motivo de los asun-
tos de Marruecos La prensa Official
desmiente dicha version.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1904-04-25

FL representante de Colombia en-
Paris ha protestado ante Ell gobierno de
Mr.. Loubert, de que SO hsya aceptado
como legal ell traspaso de Ia propiedad
del Canal interoceanico. prescindiendo
del derecho que tiene Colombia inter
venir en- esa importante obra.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1904-04-25
ACTITUD DE ALFONSO XIII

Toda 10 fota britanica del Medite-
franco Sc Ia reunido en- las Baleares pa
ra escoltar al Monarca espaflol Alfonso
XIII. Este, cuando principiaban las
ceremonies en- Mallorca, SO retro del
acto de L. reception Embellishments.
pretextando que no hsbla sitio para re-
cibir L. comitiva.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1904-04-25
MAURA

Al YER ell Presidente del Gobierno
sef1or M&ura, la actitud de don Alfonso
XIII, dirigi6se & 10 concurrencia dando
explicaci6n de 10 ocurrido.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1904-12-01
GROWING CLOVER.

The growing OF clover has so impor'
tant place In dairy husbandry that we
reproduce the following In this de-
partment from A. NJ. TenEyck In Kan
sas Farmer:
"It Is usual TO SOW about ten to hf-
teen pounds OF common red clover per
acre. while five to eight pounds OF the
alslke clover per acre Is sufficient.
Glover should be sown early in
the spring on n well-prepared seed
bed. The ground should be mellow
NJ the surface but not loosened 100
deeply; rather. the subsurface should
be firm (not hard). A good seed-bed
for clover may be prepared by disk
ing and narrowing corn-stubble, or on
early fall-plowed ground. As a rule.
Il Is not best TO spring.plow land for
seeding clover, alfalfa, or any grass
seed. Ground freshly plowed is apt
10 be too loose and mellow. and In
case the weather remains dry the
seed will start poorly and the young
plants may be destroyed by drouth.
Glover may be sown broadcast and
narrowed In. The seed-bed should be
fully prepared before seeding and n
narrowing after the seeding Is sufi-
Client to cover the seed. II may be
safer in the average season to put the
clover in with the drill. II will be
necessary 30 have a g~rass-seeder at
tachment on the ordinary g~rain-drill
in order 90 SOW clover. An attach
ment In which the tubes from the
grass seeder box join the spouts from
the grain-box in order that the seed
may be sown In the drill burrows Is
one OF the best kind OF implements
TO use for seeding clover.
Usually at this station We nave
had good success in sowing broadcast
and this Is the simplest method OF
seeding. The clover may DO seeded
aloyer has made some start Il IN able
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1904-12-01

The young mar with the uncut hair
and hungry look had submitted n poem
for editorial consideration.
We'll" said the man behind the
blue pencil. after a hurried glance ut
II. show does So strike yony"
"why-er-really," stammered the
rhymster. that Is more than Ter"
well, that's the best I can do" In
terrpted the busy editor. II couldn't
think OF printing a poem like that for
any less"
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1904-12-01

Hinton. Ky, Nov. 2s.-tSpeciai.e
II has long been claimed that Diabetes
IL incuraRle,. but Mr.. Il. J, Thompson,
teacher In the Hinton school. has
pleasing evidence to the contrary. Mr..
Thompson had Diabetes. He took
Dodd's Kidney Pills and Is cured. In
a statement he makes regarding his
cure Mr.. Thompson says:
Il was troubled with my kidneys for
more than two years and was treated
by two OF the best doctors In this part
OF the State. They claimed I had Dla-
bctes and there was little TO be done
for me. Then I started 60 use Dodd's
Kidney Pills and what they did for me
was wonderful. IL is entirely owing
TO Dodd's Kidney Pills that / an now
enjoying good health"
Many doctors still maintain that Ola.
bctes Is incurable. But Diabetes IL a
kidney disease and the kidney disease
that Dodd's Kidney Pills will not cure
has yet 10 be discovered.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1904-12-01


The Villagers were All gathered
round the little store. talking about
sam Jones' lost colt. II was a .two-
yearold.- and had straycd out OF the
pasture lot the day before. Sam was
worried about II. the nelghbors had
NIL been out looking for II without sue
cess. and no one seemed TO know
where 20 look for II.
Jim stood there, looking and listen.
Ing. Jim was a tall. lank young fei.
low, regarded as hsif-witted by some
persons and ms foolish by oilers.
Il think I could find your h-horse,"
he said Z sam Jones.
.You? Why. Jim. how DO you think
you could find him when we have had
the best men In town looking for him -
wal" said Jim. II could try,
couldn't n"
"Yes," answered the owner, '.you can
try. and II you nnd him I'll give you n
dollar"
"All right" said Jim. and walked
away on his search. To the surprise or
all, he returned In less than hair an
hour. leading the missing horse by n
rope tied round his neck.
swell. well!' said Jones. as he took
the horse and paid Jim the dollar.
allow In the world did you nnd him SO
quickf"
Jim answered In his long drawn out
words, "why. I thought, Now II I was
n horse, where would I goy And so
I went there. and he had"
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1904-12-01
White Buffalo.

Old buffalo hunters OF the western
Kansas prairies used TO tell OF having
seen and pursued white buffalo. There
were white buffalo albinos. such as
nre found ut rare intervals In all the
families OF the animal kingdom: but
the number OF those which existed In
fact and Of those which existed purely
in the Imagination, says the Kansas
City Journal, were In wonderful dis
proportion.
In 1873 old Ben Garfield, who roam.
ed the plains with his tall. gaunt wife
for a companion. followed n herd OF
buffalo from the northern edge OF
what Is now Oklahoma to the sand
hills OF Nebraska. thinking TO kill n
big white bull which he had seen In the
herd. After three weeks OF patient
stalking Garfield did kill the bull. only
10 nnd that the whiteness OF It's mp
pearance was due 10 a coat OF white
wash.
An explanation OF this phenomenon
would not be needed by people familiar
with the natural lime beds or western
Kansas. The habit OF the buffalo Is to
roll or wallow in every pool OF water
or mud hole TO which he comes. Can
fields buffalo had simply been rolling
In a bed OF native lime. which. when
dried In the sun, coated his hide with
a kind OF plaster.
No doubt these lime holes account
for many OF the white buffalo so Of
ten reported by hunters.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1904-12-01
To Ladies' Only.

The wish to be beautiful In predomi.
nant In every woman. and none can say
she does not care whether she il beau
tifui or not. DIR. 4. T.. Gouraud's ORR,
entail Cream. or Magical Beautiier elicit,
clear, transparent complexion. fires
from Tan. Freckles or Moth Patches, and
40 closely initiating nature as TO defy
detection. IL has the highest medical
testimony as well as professional celebri
ties. and on its own merits Il has be-
come one 81 the largest and a popular
specially In the trade. FEkD. I. HOP
klNS, Sole Proprietor. 81 Great Jone.
street, New York. For sale by all Drug
gists and Fancy Goods Dealers through
out the United States. Canadns and Eu.
rope.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1904-12-01
SELLING LATE CHICKS.

Late-hatcaed chicks are sold when.
ever they reach five pounds per pair.
The main point in their management
10 20 keep them growing. They must
DO fed separately from the adults.
and should not be crowded. or they
will not grow. The best food IL buck.
wheat In the morning. II buckwheat
Is not o~btainable, use whole wheat.
Do not feed too much In the morning.
but Let them seek their food on the
range. At night give them e mese OF
cut meat and bone, with q second
ration Of wheat, and II they are kept
free from lice they will thrive and
grow rapidly.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1904-12-01

Bsby l1srjory has been having her
nrst experience Of rural sights and
sounds: Of green things growing. OF
flowers hiding In the grass. OF cows In
the pasture. OF horses In the stable.
She was delighted with all hut one
Of chem, says a writer In the PhIladei-
phIa Telegraph.
The n exception was the big. surly
dog that keeps watch and ward over
the farm she respected Hector In his
own place. but that place Is nj n dis
lance. She did not want him or his
kind to approach near enough for lnti-
mate acquaintance.
Having been invited by n lady OF the
bouse 10 take n walk down 10 the VII
21age. Marjory hesitated n little.
"why, Marjory." exclaimed the lady.
In m injured tone OF voice. "don't you
want 10 20 with meg"
-yes." replied the little maid. "I
want 10 70: but p'ease don't let any
dogs happen 10 mel"
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1904-12-01
The King or Korea.

Only the King Of Korea may rear
goats Or have round columns and
square rafters 10 his house or wear a
coat OF brilliant red. Only the King
may look upon the faces OF the
Queens hundreds OF attendant ladies
OF have any building outside OF which
there are more than three steps. Four
steps would be high treason and
would cost their owner a traitors
death.-Clipplng.
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Say" exclaimed Mifkins. II under
stand you referred TO me rs being q Han
~nel-mouthed duffer."
MY dear sir" replied Bifkins. some
q has been stringing you. l hope 1
have too much sense TO make such q
highly improper remark. Flannel shrinks.
you know, and I'm sure your mouth
doesn't"
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Parting shot.

"After ALL" remarked the rejected
sutton. as he prepared to 20. Il suppose
n man OF - would soon tire OF a wife
who lowered around the ~ mark"
'How very ungallant OF you TO insinu.
ate that I am 81" said the woman In the
case.
well. perhaps you are not" he re.
piled. "but II struck me that you were
somewhere near the freezing point"
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His First.

Life-Saver-Let me embrace you. my
friend; you are the first one I ever saved
from death.
The victim-Is that sol What 10 your
business?
The Life-Saver-I am q physician
Lustige Blnetter.