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The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1904-09-15

had no appetite. When doctors failed
to help me began using Doan's Kid
ney Pills and improved until my back
was strong and my appetite returned.
During the four years since l stopped
using them have enjoyed excellent
health. The cure was permanent"
(Signed) GEORGE w. REMOTE.
A TRIAL FREE-Address Foster
MIlburn Co.. Buffalo. N. Y. For sale
by all dealers. Price. so cts.
povt. excuse Is better than none
when the assessor comes around.
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1904-09-15

Lieut.. Heimmann of the Second
Thurincian infantry regiment is to be
court IJartialed for having written
book entitled Experiences OF an
American Woman in Small Prussian
Garrisc a." His wife is said to be a
rich American. The book is sensa.
tional In its attacks upon the army
and compromises some OF the best
known families in Meiningen.
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1904-09-15
SENTENCE SERMONS.
Meekness is not mushiness.

Weakness is not mushiness.
Virtue is more than an absence of
vice
Withholding the hand withers the
heart.
Revenge is sweetest when 1t is sac
rificed.
Changing the clock does not stop
the sun.
Patience gives big push to any
purpose.
Restitution is the proof of re-
pentenee.
A little sin may be the seed of a
large sorrow.
People who scatter sunshine cannot
live In shadow.
The only time love signs is when
IL nhs 10 quit work.
The ideal tree may count for mo,c
than the real timber.
True noblemen are always knighted
with the sword Of affection.
Cream does not stay at the bottom
because it gets in a dirty bucket.
Dreaming about heaven is sin
when It hinders duties on earth.
Men who are carrying to-morrow's
burdens are not counting to-day's
blessings.
It's no use inviting people to the
life of joy II you're wrapped In the
shroud OF gloom.
The man who has most to say of
the dangers of money getting gener-
ally has least OF 1t.
It is a good deal easier to debate on
virtues you haven't got than 1t is to
demonstrate those you ought to have.
Many man who prays for power
to lift a world shuts his eyes when
he sees a poor woman struggling with
heavy satchel
There are too many people singing
81 want to be an angel" who would be
Zoo lazy to groom their own wings IL
they had them.
A man is not going to get a crown
of righteousness Just because he gives
some poor fellow his old straw hat
along about MISUNDERSTANDING
Tribune.
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1904-09-15
DR.. Morgan win FIJI sngasemen,

Rev. DR.. G. Campbell Morgan will
remain in this country longer than he
had planned. He was expected to begin
his London passionate Oct. /. but by
special arrangement Rev. Len G..
Broughton OF the Centeral tabernacle.
Atlanta. Ca. has been selected to sub
stitute for Mr.. Morgan the next two
months. DR.. Morgan will thus Al.
his future engagements in America.
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1904-09-15

Joseph Conrad. who has made such
a reputation as a writer OF sea stories,
is well known to be a Pole by birth,
but few of his many readers are
aware that his real name is Korzeni-
owski. This was such an awkward
mouthful to the world in general that
he adopted the more simple name by
which he Is generally known.
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1904-09-15

Miss Tuttie?" asked Betty. naming
her friend.
''She was over ter Bagots," he said.
negatively. This was n real artist
Teller. Got paid big prices"
I've been paid $3.50 for one Of my
canvases," she said proudly.
Shot" he calculated. wheeling in
his seat and regarding her with inter
est. IF yer know all that about art
you'll laugh yerself sick at my gal
lery. l suppose. l don't see they err
so darned funny. but this artist Teller
ulster laff hisself sick over EN-"
"Chromos?" suggested Betty. smil-
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1904-09-15

The Victoria and Albert museum.
South Kensington. London. has re-
ceived very valuable addition to its
collections through the bequest made
by the late Mr.. Constantine Alexan-
der Ionides of all his paintings. draw
ings. etchings and engravings. which
amount to nearly twelve hundred In
all.
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1904-09-15
RULES FOR "agsrlNe" ACTORS

Talk like ready money even If you
don't look it.
Never ask friend about the wife
he had last year.
When resting" yourself give other
people a rest.
Don't ask friend the time even
IL he has a chain in sight. His watch
may also be resting"
Never glance at a mans feet when
ha is telling you how he came back to
New York in private car.
Don't lie about your salary to nom
professional friends. You may need
to borrow money from them later on.
When you get a job on a twent-
thirt-fort circuit keep It dark. and tell
how you are negotiating with Froh-
man by cable.
Never get so friendly with a man
that you ask him home to your hall
bedro DOM after telling him that you are
living at the Waldorf-Astoria.
When a friend asks you to have a
drink don't stick him for a brandy
and club soda. and perhaps he will In
vite you to have rice pudding with him
on Sixth avenue.-Town Topics.
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1904-09-15

Every housekeeper should know
that II they will buy Defiance Cold
Water Starch for laundry use they
will save not only time. because It
never sticks to the iron. but because
each package contains 16 Ozone full
pound-while all other Cold Water
Starches are put up in %-pound pack
ages. and the price Is the same. 10
cents. Then again because Defiance
Starch is free from all Injurious chem
icals. II your grocer tries to sell you
12-oz. package II is because he has
q stock on hand which he wishes to
dispose of before he puts in Defiance.
He knows that Defiance Starch has
printed on every package in large let
ters and figures &c ozs." Demand
Defiance and save much time and
money and the annoyance of the iron
sticking. Defiance never sticks,
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1904-09-15
JoTTiNGs.

Some men are too lazy to enjoy a
vacation.
A naughty mans dignity is usually
ninetenths bluff.
II is dead easy for a millionaire to
pose as a reformer.
Money is always satisfactory
travelling companion.
Many man puts his best foot for.
ward only to have his corns trod on.
A bad memory often enables us to
remember the things we should for.
get.
Some men never make any mis-.
takes because they never attempt to
do anything.
Society women who wear decollete
gowns should not shy sarcastic re.
marks at ballet girls.
The druggist may not be a dealer
in musical instruments. though he
keeps many vial in.
Nothing increases mans desire
to do thing like the discovery that
his wife doesn't want him to do It.
Many poor man has discovered
that the shady side of Wall street is
quite long walk from the sunny side
of Easy street.
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1904-09-15

How impossible the letter writer
In anger and in haste seems after q
lapse of twenty-four hours!
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1904-09-15

There's a fortune awaiting the cos
tuner who will invent an automobile
rig that is al once useful and becom.
ing.
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1904-09-15

It's absolute proof to a woman that
she is a good mother to her children
yhen their uncles and aunts tell her
ihe is spelling them.
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1904-09-15

Some grocers say they don't keep
Defiance Starch because they have q
stock in hand OF IL OF. brands. which
they know cannot be sold to a custo-
mer who has once used the 16 or
pkg. Defiance Starch for same money.
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1904-09-15

Never tell a girl you love the ground
she walks on unless the owns the real
estate.
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1904-09-15
TEA

We look through your
grocer to you; beyond. but
through your grocer. to you.
You, grocer return. your moa.y ayou dAa's Liz
S<hilling's Beat.
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1904-09-15

Many good man has been made to
realize the hardness OF the world By
stepping on a moving car backward
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1904-09-15
SNAP SHOTS.

The penknife of the woman who
writes is good example OF the lit
erary hack.
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1904-09-15

New York city mattresses are about
To organize into unions.
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1904-09-15

Did you see the Igorrotes at St.
Louisg' NO, but saw a good many
low-necked dresses"
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1904-09-15

HAD TO GIVE UP.
sufsered Aoonies from Kidney oIsor.
ders Until Cured by Doan's Kidney
Pills.
George W. Renoff. OF 1853 North
18th St. Philadelphia. Pa. a man of
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1904-09-15
REFLECTIONS OF a BACHELOR

A girl is very heroic to be able to
enjoy being seasick II It is on her
Wedding trip.
1t is always safe to tell a woman
how much you love her, even II she
knows you don't.
Most people would rather be wrong
and argue 1t than right and have no
body dispute 1t.
There is nothing that shocks
woman more than not to be shocked
when her husband swears.
Either man finds fault because
he has to pay taxes or because he
fas nothing to pay taxes on.
It's funny thing. but the average
mother always plans to marry her
daughter to penniless preacher or
millionaire.-New York Press.
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1904-09-15
AMENDED PROVERBS.

Never put gift cigar In the mouth.
A man is known by the company he
works for.
II you want anyone done well do
him yourself.
You never know how little you can
do until you try.
What we reap depends upon what
the other fellow sows.
All the worlds n stage. hut many
of the actors are only understudles.
While 1t is never too late to mend.
II is often cheaper to buy new
article.
Two heads are better than one, %.
pacially II you are looking for a dire
Soseum engagement.
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1904-09-15

"Remember that whatever you SOW.
pose your Deighbor keeps chickens7"
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1904-09-15
AUTOMOBILE AxIoMs.

All this worlds a speedway.
A brake in time saves fine.
Spare the brake and spoil the auto.
No man is a hero to his own chauf-
feur.
Uneasy is the head that wears the
goggles.
All that glltters is not the con.
stables badge.
Speed and the crowd will cheer
YOU. balk and the bunch will jeer.
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1904-09-15
TEA

We stand fall by our
tea Schilling's Best-and
we're not going-down.
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1904-09-15

am sure Piso's Cure for Consumption saved
my life three years ngo.-MHs- THos. RoBDfns.
Maple Street. Norwich, N. Y, Feb. H. 1900.
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1904-09-15

Is the time for the man who Is renting.
or who Is tired OF hail and aiknli, rust
and long hauls to market to learn
about Romeo, where all the land Is
close to railway. where there is no al
kali. no hail. good water rights. and
terms and low prices to experienced
Colorado farmers this season. The Com
ejos County Land Investment Com
pany. Gle Majestic Building. Denver.
Colo.
1t frequently happens that when one
talks to children the major part OF his
audience Is composed OF minors.
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1904-09-15

Superior quality ana extra quantity
must win. This is why Defiance Starch
is taking the place of all others.
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1904-09-15

FITS g.rmsnsn,ly cured Ne ass OF nsryeu.ns,. .fss
er. Send for FREE -. 90 trial bottle and treasisa
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1904-09-15

Said the naughty girl to hcr shoe
maker suitor;,. II wouldn't marry you to
save my solev'
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1904-09-15

People who live in glass houses
should BIO careful how they cast re-
Elections.
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1904-09-15

A man is not going to get a crown
of righteousness Just because he gives
some poor fellow his old straw hat
along about MISUNDERSTANDING
Tribune.
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1904-09-15

Don't lie about your salary to non
professional friends. You may nee,
to borrow money from them later on
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1904-09-15

Some people don't draw conclu-
sions; they take snapshots.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1904-02-14
Remember.

The time may come in that far-fabled
land
Which we are taught Death opens TO
our viewN
When I. with fearful eyes. shall vain
" sue
For the dear touch of a familiar hand
The look of eyes that ever understand.
The kiss from lips whose kiss and
word are true.
grant me this-when I shall call to
you.
In loneliness, from that so distant
strand:
If you should hear me in the hush OF
eve.
Breathe something tender for me to
the night.
Fen II your heart has now forgot me
quite:
For /. so far away. must needs believe.
Then. in my darkness. I shall see a
light.
Your love for me-and l shall cease to
grieve.
e. II. sothern. in Harpers Weekly.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1904-02-14
Past and Future.

Two good musical comedies. a fair
performance OF poor play. and a good
bill of vaudeville divided the attention
ofe local theatergoers last week The
outlook for the ensuing six days is much
more promising. Two of the foremost
actors now on our stage will resent
at the National the three best co.ue lies
of all time Frank Daniels. one or our
best comedians, will cavort through a
good musical comedy at the Columbia
and thus provide tho relish for the more
substantial theatrical fare to be had at
the opposition house. Ward and Vokes
promise the best musical play in which
they have yet asked for support They
VIII get the support If their promises
are redeemed. The vaudeville bin IN
cludeA half n dozen capable entertainers
Ike George Rigby and leads OFF with
Dan DAILY. who distinguishes Washing
ton By appearing in vaudeville for tins
one week only. The Man Who Dared. -
''NobOdy's Claim" and Robes capable
buriesquers. one of the best attractions
OF the season. at the Lyceum, complete
the menu. Altogether it Is worth while.
The Prince of Pilsen' redeemed its
Chicago reception. Hereafter we shall
look to Chicago as the source of the
good musical shows" and TO New York
as the source of all the rest.
Pretty Peggy" suffered in two ways:
both play and actors were weak. Had
either been strong the enterprise might
succeed. as did THE White Horse Tav-
ern" and The Pretty Sister of Jose
Miss George may some day grow into a
position of prominence and authority;
but she has not yet arrived.
Good for THE Burgomaster," He
has held his own now for four years.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1904-02-14
Lafayette-"A Pair of Pinks.,

Ward and VoSes will bring their new
musical frolic "A Pair of Pinks'' TO the
Lafayette for the week beginning to-
morrow evening
IL is promised that this offering is the
most pretentious one these actors have
ever had. IL is more clearly travesty
than their other vehicles, and has been
staged In an elaborate manner. The
Pinks will be found TO be our old friends
Percy and Harold" passing themselves
of as a. pair OF PinlIerton detectives and
incidentally running jail OF their own.
In the conduct of this Jail the action
becomes travesty pure and simple, Moth
ing is done that might be expected in n
modern penal institution and everything
that is done is on a scale of magnifi-
cence and liberality approaching the
running OF a hostelry OF the modern
kind. To get IN this jail IL che order OF
the day. On this idea Ward and Vokes
are said TO have hung two and a half
hours of good. clear fun with musical
numbers and chorus ensembles fully up
to the past standard of the organization.
I'll. production has been given a care
full stage setting and a wardrobe fully
up TO the past standard OF the company.
The list OF principals I'm the support in
eludes Lucy Daily. Margaret DAILY Vokes,
Vinie DAILY. Charles Howard, Joseph 4
Smith. Gus Bruno. Tony Williams. Eddie
Judge. Margaret Macdonald, Lew Miller,
David DeWolf, and Dan Coleman.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1904-02-14

ing's work This force has to be sus-
tanned throughout two acts; indeed al
most to the end Of the play
I'VE believe that Katherine's real
submission began on the journey when
she felt the magnetic force OF a con-
dueror although this is the last thing
she would have allowed even to herself.
A little starvation and want OF sleep.
causing physical weakness, make her
battle all the harder. After few more
thwartings and contradictions. he
proves to her. by his beautiful argu-
ment
Our purses shall be proud. our garments poor:
Fer is the mind that makes the body rich;
And - the sun breaks through the darkest
clouds
So honor peereth in the meanest habit.
What, is the jay more precious than the lark.
Because his feathers are more beautiful2
y. no. good Kate; neither art thou the worse
For this poor furniture and nlean array
II thou account'st it shame, lay it me-
And therefore frolic-
that his mental qualities are as COM
manding as his physical ones and that
he IS her equal in mind as be Is in
strength From that moment she slowly
but surely submits. In her heart she
feels only too eager TO go home to her
father. and acknowledge her willingness
TO accept Petruchio as her lord md mas
ter.
A Character Most Human.
The touches of human nature in The
Tanning OF the Shrew' account for its
appealing so strongly to the public. in
both continents. for over two centuries.
Is it not a test of Katherine's being a
really womanIy woman that her own
sex have enjoyed and understood her
best? 1t is well known in literature that
the more a heroine is made to suffer the
greater is her triumph with her public
II. as Katherine does, she passes through
fire and comes out pure gold.
For this opportunity in my life am
Indebted 10 the late Augustin DAILY
whose great managerial instinct, and
insight into the creative power Of those
who came under his direction. are well
known. Nothing prevented him from
advancing friend and foe. in the path
he considered them most fitted for. his
sole object being TO secure the NEST per-
feet dramatic result in his power. and
TO give pleasure and enlightenment to
his vast public.
One who never turned his back.
But marched breastforward;
Never doubted clouds would break;
Never dreamed. though right were worsted
Wrong would triumph;
Held we fall 10 rise, are bafled 20 fight better,
Sleep % wake.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1904-02-14
AT the Theaters.
Miss Rehan and Mr.. skinner.

Ada Rehan and Otis Skinner. fore
most native representatives of Shakes-
pearean comedy today, will appear II,
conjunction for the first time in WASH
ington, at the New National Theater to-
morrow night.
Miss Rehan and Mr.. skinner come
almost directly from an engagement OF
three weeks at the Lyric Theater il
New York, which was the most bril-
liant. both artisticaliy and pecunlarily.
of the current metropolitan season.
Their engagement at the New Ma
tional is for one week only, and the
repertoire precisely the same as that
which filled the New York papers with
Monday and Tuesday. The Merchant
of Venice;" Wednesday and Thursday ).
THE School for Scandal Friday even
ing. Saturday matinee and evening"
THE Tanning Of the Shrew."
Miss Rehan is so we'll known in
Washington IL is hardly necessary 70
recall that she is the most beloved
actress OF the present generation in
New York, and the finest coincidence
alive on the English-speaking stage
With the possible exception of Mary
Anderson. no American player of this
day has achieved the fame won by her.
and not even MISS Anderson carried her
fame to such wide limits. for Nike
Rehan's rank has been allowed not only
throughout America and England, tut
IN the capitals of France and Germany
as well.
Otis Skinner-who was alsoa member OF
Augustin Days famous stock company
I'm it's hey-dey-has appeared as an in
dependent star for the past ten years.
and today is ranked In popular esteem
as the most scholarly and admirable
OF all American actors presenting the
standard repertoire.
The three great comedies or their re-
pertoire give both Miss Rehan and Mr.
Skinner fine opportunity for the display
of their compass and quality.
Tomorrow night Mr.. Skinner will ap-
pear as ShyIock for the first time In
Washington. with Miss Rehan as Portia.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1904-02-14
The Office Bou."
Frank Daniels Once Ceased to Act
the Role.


the Role.
Frank Daniels recently had a consul
tation with his manager. Charles B.
Dillingham;. They met In Mr.. Dilling-
hams Offices and discussed matters
pertaining to Daniels musical comedy.
''The Office Boy
In the course OF the meeting the tel
ephOne called the manager to an adj
Joining room. 4 scrub woman who
was busting la the hall espied the d.
minutive Daniels in Mr.. Dillingham; s
Office. She eyed him suspiciously for
moment. thinking him an intruder and
then, noticing his small stature and
rudy. ingenious countenance. said:
II suppose you are the office boy
Yes. ma'am," truthfully replied
Daniels. putting big cigar.
y suppose yez think it's smart to
smoke. Don't yez know 1t stunts kids
like you?"
II know IT. ma'am." replied the 60
median. ut stunted, me-that and
whisky
Shame on the likes of yez to be
smolSin' and drinkin'," Indignantly
gasped the scrub lady. How old are
yez?'
''Forty-five." said Daniels, putting on
his silk hat and walking away with HIS
manager.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1904-02-14
Ernest rhOmpsOn setOn,s Lecture.

The sale Of seats has opened at the
box Office of the New National Thea
ter for the lecture TO be given next
Thursday afternoon by Earnest Thomp-
son Seton. The subject chosen for his
appearance in Washington is THE In
dian as l Know Him." and will be
illustrated viii stereoptcon views from
photographs and sketches taken By the
lecturer. The hour for the lecture has
been set for 4:l5 O'Clock, in order that
the school children of Washington may
have opportunity OF renewing the ac-
quaintance OF their entertaining friend
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1904-02-14
Frank Daniels in "The Office BOy.u

Frank Daniels, one OF the funniest
comedians in comic opera. will appear
at the Columbia Theater for a weeks
engagement beginning tomorrow night
in a two-act musical comedy, THE Of
fee Boy" Mr.. Daniels is under the ex-
perienced mana gement of Charles. b.
Dillingham;. who. il reports that have
already reached here are to be believed,
has provided his clever star with about
the best vehicle for his comic ability
that has yet been in his possession.
THE Office Boy" played at the Victo-
ria Theater, New York, for several
months this winter. where it appears to
have been one of the few great sue
cesses OF the season. The libretto is by
the prolific Harry g. Smith and the mu-