New-York tribune., 1904-10-25
PARKER ON EAST SIDE.
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took the old mans part. He got his keys back
and then with a heroic burst that brought out
applause he said he would stand by his WORD
as a man, and with that declaration he funs
the keys at his bad sOn-in-law and told him 10
60 ahead and mOnopolize the estate II he wanted
to- AS for himself he could get along Then he
fell dead on the stage.
Mr. Adler. as the old man, got round Of ap-
pIause for his acting. AS the curtain went down
there was a sudden reminder Of a show Of an
other character.
who's all right?'' demanded the gallery man.
Parker" said the trained band.
Homes, Judge, we can't hold them felIers in
said 'FIorrie." bending over the judge and whis-
per,ne so that GoIdfogle and Ahearn could hear.
Mr. Adler came before the curtain and bowed
10 Mr. Parker. There were more cheers for
Parker and more inquiries from the galleries as
to his quality.
Say. Judge" said "F'Iorrie' to the District
Attorney. eve didn't mean to mix any politics
in dis. de level"
Then ''FIorrie' undertook TO explain the clos
Ing of the play to Mr. Parker
''Ye see, judge" said he. de dub dat got de
dough wasn't on de level; he oughter had his
nut dented in. He wouldn't do in dis distric'"
The band struck up THE Star Spangled Ban
ner," and the candidate rose In the box and
bowed.
Speech! Speech" the crowd yelled Mr.
Parker sat down.
What's de matter wild Roo-sey-velt?' yelled
a Republican rebel in the upper balcony.
Wow" Put him OUT" Hes Adler's man."
Three cheers for Parker
"ThatH hold you for a WHILE said a Parker
man dehantly TO the Roosevelt shouter. And the
crowd laughed long and loud.
Then came Mrs. Max J. Porges. She got into
the box containing the Judge and the District
-
| once.
| Say, judge. shake hands with Mrs. Porges."
said "Florrie." She's captain Of four election
districts in De Ate an dat goes"
MANY GREET THE JUDGE.
| A throng followed Mrs. Porges's example and
reached out their hands to the Judge. He greet
cd all cordially.
/ Meanwhile Mr. White the arbitrator Of fstic
encounters. took it upon himself to explain.
This meeting instisated by the Demo
cratic business men of the lower East Side''
ne said. we were told that the judge was
| cold proposition, and we made up our minds
to get him down here next 10 the people an we
/ done it,
| The Trusth'' as the drama next put on was
! called, was a rather fearful presentation of
| sturdy German Christian who married a hand
some JeWess. There was dining room scene
/
digious appetite to the amusement of the boys
in the gallery.
What kind of soup is that?' he asked, as he
handed his plate over for more.
| Parker SOUP calmly exclaimed disturber
| in the gallery, at which there was almost an
| other riot. If a bomb had been hurled over the
balcony it would not have produced more sickly
! grins.
The little boy in the play had suggestive
| part He came into the scene rubbing his
hands and complaining Of the frost He had not
/ been long In the lmelight before he brought
about combination Of soup. snowballs and d
handsIed. While he was eating his soup he
suggested to his fond parents that the soup Vas
rotten"
/ Like the Democratic party" said the an
| archist from the balcony. This was the Undoing
/ of that particular Republican ''rooter." They
/ got after him, and a rumble on the stairs and
! half smothered CALCULATIONS. growing fainter and
still fainter. convinced the faithful that punish
ment sometimes appropriately overtakes a Grim
/ inal in his very tracks.
/ The end OF the play was decidedly "weepy'
The mother found that her boy had snowballsd
his grandfather. and she promptly charged it up
/ TO his attending. with the consent of his father
/ a Christian Sunday school She said with IN
usual emphasis that she would not endure a
continuance of such conditions Papa said that
( ne $1,000 Dy the CONSTITUTION ana Une DeciaratloO
/ of Independence or words to that effect. She
/ intlmated that she was forever through with the
! big stick in that family. and he. being sort
! of coarse prOtectionist and tariff man. declared
/ he stood pat That pretty all
the mother kissed the boy gOodby. Papa
showed her out into the cold November air and
/ grabbed the boy. while the curtain went down
10 slow music and red fire. While the blaze
coming up the orchestra played Nearer.
! Ny Cod 10 Thee and then in rapid fire
/ cession there were cheers for Parker. Gold
/ fogle, ''FiorTie'' Sullivan. Borough President
/ Ahearn. Joe Scuily and District Attorney
Jerome.
! Judge Parker and his friends escorted by
! twenty policemen. who had a brisk battle 10
keep the crowd off went across the street to
/ Lorber's resJaurnnt, where ali sat down 10
/ feast.
! In the restaurant, which consists Of two large
! rooms at right angles to the street n long
/ table, partly screened from the front windows
/ by palms. had been arranged for the party.
/ Judge Parker was seated with District Attor-
/ ney Jerome one side of him and Jacob Adler
on the other. The District Attorney snCk-
I ing cigarettes. after the other and stopped
! not for soup fish roast.
The menu was supposed to call for the
/ taurant's regular night table dhote. but it was
| observed TO contain extra variety and quail
/ ity Judge Parker ate sparinsly. combining him
/ self 20 soup and oysters.
INDIANA pops" NOT FOR PARKER.