The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1904-05-26
THISTLES

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womeG who sssE'i.
wsilsf-~l'm Gerry, slr. bot we're eli
e1i u ga and chops. DO, cas- give 700
hssi,teai csiiomsr lsbsesii, D-- That.
tnugt.
gfi,by maultd gltl who can cook Il
abe waste 10. iucsy Grisby. %, | don.
30. s.s tas nsyei iel waited TO,
"a y soi sgelief--l, The ne- man .
COED spsilsis ! should saY be 10 Why.
Ne ssod 10 eds The aSclsintd letter lI,, 10
Russian ,illsge.
Arilts What beautlfrl place thl, /,
sspFoss you came here for the View
Oid LsdT--No, wssB'l eonialtsd. was
horn here.
~-WillIe--Are yoa golng TO The circus
sohanY No, bot mother says II I stay at
home ! may see Eaaie take bis castor
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lrasclalc Cd Gerlleman 20 cab driy-
W - fAy, cAbty, we're no, going 10 q
caeby lPrrup,iy No; and we
sostg 70 90 bloomih' Are either.
defplssd him teesnse his parents
wf poof bat honcst. No, said Miss Cay
be didn't depise hin, but she pre-.
ff1 4 maa whose parents were neither.
yi,lgog-s1 the angels have brought
yop ss baby Bobby ilsgustedly -
d fet lhe fass nurse makes over him
yeas hIak thtd come from London or
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--lvhaBr, mked = gentleman OF q little
kiudsrR Ilen pupil, do you know how to
inase Maltese erosif Yes, cir. Wei,
tt noe how you do 1t. Why, you iast st p
90 her tail
-bitY- George intends to have his own
vs. o Yesy thing when We are married.
Grace Why are you going to marry him,
thor bf,ty--Just to relisys his mind Of
falae Impression
~ notice The young Widow Prettyman
doesnt have her widow. weeds so much In
evidence now. No. She's clearing those
weeds away. believe she sees sirgs Of
second crop Of orange blossoms.
George dldnt keep bis engagement
with INC last night, said the girl who was
be,ro,hed to hin I'D give him piece Of
my mind said the mother. Just a little
sample q married he, suggested the
father.
--Mother- oA, look, VIII, Cyril can
stand all alon, Aren't you glad Willie
(sged 6 oh, yes, mother. k)w can
get him to hold au apple on his head while
| shoot II al viii my bow and arrow.
can't J.
Nell saw her promensdlng on Sun
day, and she wore mort expensive new
gown and hat. Belle Yes, you wouldn't
catch her out walking with anything chesp
looking. Oh, but she was. SIZE had that
Mr.. slomsa with her.
How old would you say she was Well,
let's see. When We were Ia high tchool |
together, che ustd TO snub me because ]
was Kid. Now I'm thirty-seven, and
um-m-m.well, should say she was about
twentY-tight by this time.
What Ia pautomimp, mammal asked
little Robbie. Why, a psntomime Is
piece In which DO one speaks replied the
parent shouldn't think piece would |
be very Interesting without any woman In
was the reply Of the lad.
-father-so you took dinner at Willie
S.ou!'s house today. hope when 1t came
70 extra helplngs you had manners enough
- say No Tommy g, yes, sir. | said
No several times, Father--You did, Ell
rmmy-Yos, sir Mrs. Stout kept asking
ma u ! had enough.
Tommy Are you aud Sister 4 .hsl GO
get married. Mr.. s.edily-why
49, hat put such question In your head,
iaIany' Tommy-Oa, nothin. only Billy
Day wanted to bet me a nickel against $
clHt nat the msich "A never come off, and
\ d4ss little Inside Information.
-, Boston man tells OF a colored maid
wia came home abou. two hours later than
NJ ush! and burst out to her mistress
'o ssas, Ii 20; .'lIaIon; lie got IL
g Very well, said the mistress; Tnl
forgive you this time, but don't let II hsr.
pea gain.
Friendly Warning The conductor Of
the southbound train opened the door OF
tbs car and put his head inside. Texas
state llnel8 be called out. "Gents with
thsls hair parted In the middle are allowed
fya mlbulcs for eomblng I, out and parting
II % on, side ~
Whist would like, ssid the very young
author, whose frs, story had jas, been &C
cepted, 10 that the binding OF the book
should be In keeping with the story. DO
you grasp my meanlns' On, yes, replied
the Intelligent and accommodating pub
llshsr. III have II done In half calf.
Say, Mr.. snsrtec, whispered little
Tommy, slipping from behind the portals,
for nickel Ill clip you pick In the par
lor tonight. What do want OF a pick
asked Mr.. smArtee Ia sstonIshment, why.
heard sister say you were goirg to break
the ice tonight. Il
-Professionsl Pdie-wty. your fying
machine Won't even leave the ground said
the nan who bad been Induced to observe
the experiment. Well, answered the In
yentor after some reies.i5u, nv machine |,