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The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-08-05
THE CHILDISH MIND
OF THE MULEY All
And How Christian Adviser Works Upon 1t tc
Great Personal Profit

him: The British King has a corona
ton coach-al great rulers have gaudy
carriage and magnificent harness; it
strengthens the feeling of loyalty
among the masses. The Sultan of
Morocco cannot afford to make less
display than his brother monarchs of
Austria Russia and England"
SO the coach was ordered-the most
theatrical and costly thing of its kind
that Bond street dealers could invent
for a weak-minded spendthrift with a
negro love of f1nery The Christian ad-
wiser shared in the profits of this colos-
sal criminal nonsense.
The coach finery arrived. and with it
harness SO heavy with ornament that
few horses in the empire could have
supported it's weight, even had they
been broken to this form of exercise.
But the Sultan had no horses broken
to harness, and he wanted to have his
toy at once.
So he ordered out his army and har-
messed them into the traces. The Chris
tan adviser was made to sit inside
another Christian stood upon the board
intended for the footman behind, while
Kaiser Muley mounted onto the box
and waved his whip over the brown
backs of his Mahomentan warrors.
The Christian agent at Fee showed
Kaiser Muley a highly colored supple
ment in one of the London papers
portraying King Edward in his coro-
nation robes, with a crowd resting on
the table.
But" said Kaiser Muley, my re-
ligion does not permit me to wear Il
crown"
Nobody wants you to wear the
CROWN" answered the plausible adj
wiser. But you might just buy one
and be photographed with Il along
side of you. just to show that you are
a ruler like King Edward"
SO the Christian adviser was told
to buy a crown. 1t cost several hum
dren thousand pounds and there was,
of course, some profit for the Christian
adviser.
One day Muley heard that King Ed
ward rode in a motor car. and forth
with he ordered not one but several
dozens of them. They are now in the
general junk shop of the palace at
Fez.
Muley has sought to make a Euro
pean army; he has discarded the ma
tional dress under which the Saracens
once laid the Roman Empire in the
dust, and has clothed his so-called war
riors in uniforms such as soldiers in
England wear. The result is that his
army looks like a mongrel troop of
Panama militia, and / have yet to
hear that they inspire terror save
in the breasts of peaceful peasants.
1t would be hard to find in history
another example of SO amiable mon
arch who has spent so much money
in so short a time without leaving
behind him at least few stones with
which to awaken curiosity, if not graft
tude.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-08-05
MAKING OF AN IMPRESSION.
Reason why the Young Man DID
Not Get a Job.
From the Detroit Tribune.

From the Detroit Tribune.
81 have applied for a position in a
dozen newspaper Offices and half that
many stores, said the young man who
was standing at the desk. mo one
will listen to me. 1 can't get hear
ing. l need work very badly. The
best I have been able to get is: We
have nothing for you; good morning.
/ am discouraged"
And here is what the man behind the
desk said. 1t was not the essence of
wisdom, just simple hard sense; a les
son learned by rubbing up against
busy world, that has little time for sem
timent and none to waste on lazy folks
You came in with your hat on, and
you kept it on. You did not tell your
name. You didn't even show the man
at the desk the courtesy of throwing
away the butt of the cigarette you had
been smoking. You asked for a place
in the literary department, which
proved that you had made no inves-
LEGATION of the office you desired to en-
ter. When questioned you had the
most hazy idea of the position you de-
sired to fill. and you gave the impress
sion that you were looking for a soft
job-that you were born tired. You
really asked for charity, for in no way
did you show or attempt to show that
you expected to earn any salary that
might be paid you. Listen! There are
no literary positions on the average
newspaper. The man who thinks that
somebody is paid a fine salary for
reading the magazines and writing
book notices is badly mistaken. There
are few soft jobs in any profession.
Everybody has to work and dig and
sweat. AS the years pass and compe-
ttion grows keener there Is less and
less of an opportunity for the lazy man
the dreamer. If you want to work
and grow and be somebody tell the
next man so. Tell him that you will
gladly take q humble position, and
that the hours and the salary are OF
small moment. when compared with
the opportunity. Make him feel that
you are in earnest by being in earnest.
Take off your hat and cut out the Gig
arctic And # you don't get place the
first time, try again, and keep on try
ing. If the lazy microbe is implant-
ed in you, you had better pick out
your room at the poorhouse. You will
not be a success, even in that insti-
tuition; but you will be out of the way
of busy people. That is all. of
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-08-05
From the New York N-orld.

Poultney Bigelow, sent to Morocco
on the occasion of the Perdicars kid
mapping. has these things to relate in
the Independent concerning the head
of the land where abide brigands with
a purpose:
Mahomet was % pears old when he
married Kadijah, who was fifteen
years older, and who more than any
one else strengthened the hand Of the
prophet in his labors to combat idola-
try and establish a new and purer
creed among the people of his race.
The blood of this prophet drags Ian
guidly through the amiable arteries of
Muley Abdul Aziz, Emperor of Moroc-
co, and it has been dragging languid-
ly for the past twenty-five years.
Mahomet disapproved of portraits
because to him they suggested idolatry.
To-day no orthodox Moor permits him
self to be photographed, no orthodox
Moorish house contains pictures of peo-
pie.
Kaiser Muley, however, ordered a
ated the post of court photogra pher
and had his sacred Moslem persons
photographers; and if there could be
anything Worse than that it was to
have this same photograph multiplied
and sold at one cent apiece through
out the cities of the Mediterranean to
the scandal of every Moslem from the
Himalayas to the Pillars of Hercules.
and the corresponding delight of Jews
and Gentiles.
1t was a Christian who put this idea
into the amiable head of Kaiser Muley,
and l am told that the said Christian
did so for the sake of money.
There is a little strip of water at
Fe-enough of it to sail model yachts
or possibly a diminutive naphtha
launch. In an evil moment Kaiser
Muley heard through the mouth of a
Christian adviser that the great King
Edward owned a steam yacht, and
that, indeed. all great rulers had
them. The Sultan was persuaded with
ease-he would have one for his little
strip of water at Fee.
But the Christian adviser had larg-
er views, at least financially, for he
promptly negotiated, not for a launch,
but for a sea-going royal yacht, which
in the course of time reported itself
off the coast of Morocco and demanded
transport to Fee, a distance of some
200 miles overland.
Kaiser Muley paid for this yacht
many times more than 1t was worth
and soon afterward sold it for scrap
iron, for it had no value in his eyes
once that his whim had been gratified.
And then came King Edwards coro-
nation to torment this son of the des-
ert. His Christian adviser said to
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-08-05
ENTERTAINED WITH GAMES.

Mr.. and Mrs G. NJ. Oliver of 1907
Montgomery street entertained a select
number of their friends last evening
Games were played and afterwards
refreshments were served. The follow
ing were present: Mrs. T. B. Hodges,
Miss Eta Hodges, Miss Sarah Sharp
Miss Edna Oliver. Miss Ella Hodges
and Messrs. Onie. oliver, Joe Owens,
Percy DePriest, Tom Norris and Tom
Jones.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-08-05

course, it hurts a little. The truth is
not always pleasant Some day, after
you have landed near the top, and the
fellows are coming to you for situa-
tions, you can tell them this, that you
will have learned by years of expert
ence:
1T always pays the young fellow who
is seeking something to show humanity
that he is every inch a man, and in
earnest
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-08-05
LIE FRAGE A BANKRUPT.

Charles e. LeFrage of Savannah
yesterday filed a petition in voluntary
bankruptcy with the clerk Of the
United States court. The unsecured
claims Of the bankrupt, all OF which
are with Savannah concerns, aggre-
gate 1857. The only assets consist of
personal property valued at $175. which
the bankrupt asks be set aside as eX-
empt.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-08-05
Joseph Chamberlain, England's ex

Joseph Chamberlain, England's ex-
colonial secretary was once an actor
and 4 was then-as an amateur in
Birmingham--that he acquired the
monocle habit. He played the part
of Prn in Critic" and found the
single eyeglass 80 we'll suited to his
appearance that he has continued It's
be set down to q streak Of vanity In
Joeys nature.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-08-05

No Use.-She-"I see a green dia-
mond has been found in a South Afri-
can mine" He-"Oh, well, what's the
use of it? Nobody wants to play
baseball in an African minev-Yon-
kers Statesman
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-08-05
SOZODONT

Is essential TO one whose breath is not pure
and sweet. Penetrating the little erevioes'
It deodorizes sveetens and puriiies them,
and makes you feel genteel and elean-eut.
sFoRMs. LIQUID. POWDER PASTE. -
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-08-05
PEEPLEs-PIPPINs

The marriage of Miss Clara Pippins
and Mr.. James Peoples took place
quietly Wednesday evening at $50
o'clock at the residence or Rev Rob
ert Van Deventer. Rev. Mr.. Van De-
venter OBLIGATED. Only the immediate
family were present. Mr. and Mrs.
Peoples left after the ceremony for the
North, and will be away some DAYS.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-08-05
PEOPLE COMING AND GOING.

Mrs. Rauers, Mr.. Donald Rauers,
Mr.. and Mrs. Wayne Cunningham,
and Master Rauers Cunningham went
down yesterday to St. GATHERINGS.
Mrs. w. w. Mackall, who came to
Savannah for a short visit, has re-
turned to her summer home. The
Lawn" in virginia. Mr.. Mackall
sails tomorrow for Europe.
Mr.. H. D. Pollard left yesterday for
a visit of ten days or a fortnight
to his home in Virginia.
Miss Sallie McAlpin leaves New York
to-day for Sport Island, Alexandria
Bay, N. Y.
Mr.. and Mrs. George F. Tennille
leave to-day for New York on their
way to East Orange, N. j., to visit
Mr.. and Mrs. w. A. Tennille.
Mr.. G. Arthur Gordon, who has been
in Europe during the summer and
returned recently to this country, will
arrive in the city this morning by
the New York steamer.
Mr.. George J. Mills will sail for
New York, Aug. IT, on the Memphis
on his way to Dansville, N. Y, where
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-08-05
A song REcITAI.

AN event Of interest in musical CTR
- VIII be the song recital by Mr.
: I'nk r. Hufty. baritone. TO be given
e snis evening from $50 until $3.50
e.ock IN the display room on the sec
~, moor OF Ludden g. Bates. Mr..
A4'4NE Mn be accompanied BY Mr..
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-08-05

Mr.. and Mrs. Harry Hayes Latti-
more will leave for the North the mid
Ole Of the month, sailing on the At
Ianta, Aug. IL, for New York.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-08-05
A FATAL ERROR

A man steps into your office, draws up
his chair and talks right into your face.
His breath is offensive. Your only thought Is
how to get rid Of him and his business. You
cut him short with. {" am not interested"
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-08-05

Mr.. and Mrs. H. P. Smart, and
the Misses Sara, Jane, and Ysabel
smart, who have been spending the
summer at Tybee. will leave for New
York on the Atlanta, Aug. II.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-08-05

The alimony suit of Jennie Gugei.
against William Gugel, an account of
which was given heretofore In the
Morning News. was dismissed by the
attorney for the plaintiff, Maj. j Fer
rle Cam.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-08-05

Mary A. Golden, trustee and guar
dian of Anna Golden and others, min
ors. was given permission by Judge
Cam to borrow $500 for the estate.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-08-05

Mr.. George Gordon is expected in
the city to-day on the Memphis.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-08-05

M, MISS Loretto Mcmahon is visiting
. "iSe Eleanor Bennett in Augusta. An
~ srtalnment was given in Miss Nc
N,5,anon honor Wednesday evening by
MISS Catherine Lyons.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-08-05

capt. and Mrs. Henry Blum will
sail for New York Aug. II.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-08-05

Mr.. Mills B. Lane leaves to-day for
New York to attend the bankers con-
vention.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-08-05

An order was passed in the Superior
Court, ordering T. d. Brunson, a city
fireman, to appear and show cause why
he refused to pay the alimony the
court had awarded in the alimony suit
Of NJ. Ellen Brunson, against T. d.
Brunson.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-08-05
SOCIETY 81

Claude duPlat of New Orleans. A
very excellent programme has been ar
ranged, and the concert will be open
to the public
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-08-05

j., Mrs. Merritt w. Dixon and her lit
ne niece. Miss Jessie Dixon, left yes
terday for Saratoga.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-08-05

MISS Margaret Boulineau of Augusta
VIII spend Sunday in Savannah.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-08-05

= Mrs. Frank =. Rebarer will leave to-
uay on the Atlanta for New York.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-08-05

Mr.. J. p. Gutman leaves to-day for
trip to New York.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-08-05

Mr.. Wallace Barnes Of Augusta has
ueen IN the city for a short visit.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-08-05

Mrs. James T. Dent leaves for the
North to-day.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-08-05

A motion to dismiss the suit OF Da-
vid A Rogers against the Maryland
Casualty Company, was denied by
Judge Cam.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-08-05

Mr.. w. r. Joiner of Macon sails
rom Savannah for New York to-day
on the Atlanta.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-08-05
COURT HOUSE PICK-UPS.

An order was passed in the Superior
Court yesterday granting Jennie Rice
permission to sell property which had
been set aside to her as exempt in the
Court of Ordinary.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-08-05

Letters dismissory were applied for
by the estates of John Nicholson and
Matilda Nicholson.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-08-05

,. mr. W. #. Hogan leaves to-day TO
SS,lend the bankers convention in New
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-08-05

Letters dismissory were granted Ia
William P. Kavanaugh on the estate
OF William Kavanaugh and to w. ].
Harry on the estate of Joseph E.
Harty.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-08-05

Mrs. Mills has been spending some
weeks recently.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-08-05

A petition was filed with Clerk Moli-
ma of the Court of Ordinary to probate
the will Of Maria Paulsen in solemn
form.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-08-05

In the case of the Memphis Chemical
Works, against G. p. Miller, a suit on
account. verdict was returned for
the defendant.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-08-05

M. Mr' and Mrs. ]. 3. Hockaday will
NJ M on the Memphis for New York
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-08-05

BOARDERs WANTED IN A BEAU
tlful private home. large shady lawn;
81 per day, special price TO parties by
month. Mrs Farmer. 263 Hayward
street, Aaheville, N. c.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-08-05

IT. ana Mrs. Weichselbaum and Miss
1.E Weichselbaum will sail Aug. II
''' NeW York on the Atlanta.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-08-05

MELRosE, NEW YORK CIT'Y.-7s
Madison ave, cor. Is st. Rooms. with
board. So per week. $3.50 per day and
upwards. Room and breakfast 800
up. Send for circular.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-08-05

MSS Adele Seyle has returned from
i,a1cation Of three weeks spent at
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-08-05

Mr.. George ]. Mills will sail for
New York, Aug. II, on the Memphis
on his way to Evansville, N. Y, where
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-08-05

Miss Sallie McAlpin leaves New York
to-day for Sport Island, Alexandria
Bay, N. Y.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-08-05

weeks recently.
Mrs. James T. Dent leaves for the
North to-day.
Mr.. George Gordon is expected in
the city to-day on the Memphis.
Mr.. and Mrs. Harry Hayes Latti-
more will leave for the North the mid
Ole OF the month, sailing on the At
lanta, Aug. II, for New York.
Mr.. and Mrs. H. p. Smart, and
the Misses Sara, Jane, and Ysabel
Smart who have been spending the
summer at Tybee. will leave for New
Aork on the Atlanta, Aug. II.
Mr.. Mills B. Lane leaves to-day for
New York to attend the bankers con-
vention.
Capt. and Mrs. Henry Blum will
san for New York Aug. II.
Mrs. Merritt w. Dixon and her lit
ne niece. Miss Jessie Dixon, left yes
terday for Saratoga.
Miss Margaret Boulineau of Augusta
VIII spend Sunday in Savannah.
Mrs. Frank z. Rebarer will leave to-
uay on the Atlanta for New York.
Mr.. w. r. Joiner of Macon sails
rom Savannah for New York to-day
on the Atlanta.
Mr.. Wallace Barnes Of Augusta has
Oeen IN the city for short visit.
=, MISS Loretto Mcmahon is visiting
Mss Eleanor Bennett in Augusta. An
Slertalnment was given in Miss Nc
N5,a5hon's honor Wednesday evening by
MISS Catherine Lyons.
mr.. j. p. Gutman leaves to-day for
Trip to New York.
Mr.. W. r. Hogan leaves to-day to
York. O'''' e''''''' - ~"
MI and Mrs. ]. 3. Hockaday will
S Ss on the Memphis for New York
Dr' and Mrs. Weichselbaum and Miss
t.IY Weichselbaum will sail Aug. II
''' New York on the Atlanta.
, MSS Adele Seyle has returned from
,N.a,cation Of three weeks spent at
saiuda Mountain.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1904-10-19

Wanted-To buy secondhand cloth.
ing. Halpern, % n. First st. Il
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1904-10-19
COMING, COMING
DR.. Darrin Will Visit North Yak.
lima for Two Weeks, Begin
ming October Gath.
AN EMINENT SPECIALIST
His Success in Treating
Disease Simply
Marvellous.
AN EMINENT SPECIALIST

DIR, Darrin. the celebrated physician
who makes the eye. ear. nose and throat
a speciality. besides treating all diseases
and complications of the heart, liver,
kidneys and bladder. will soon visit
Yakima. with headquarters for Il lin
tied time only from Oct. oath to No.
yember 9th. for the accommodation of
the afflicted in this vicinity. VINO cannot
afford to take journey to large cities
to consult specialists. DR.. Darrin's
reputation is so well known that the
afflicted throughout this part of the
country should not hesitate to avail
themselves of his phenomenal skill.
| The doctor is not Il stranger as mis-
former visits here Il few years ago were
crowded night and day with patients
and no doubt will meet with the same
marvellous success in curing the afflicted
as before.
DR.. Darrin has all the latest appl-
ances for the cure of chronic and deep
seated diseases. All diseases of a pri-
vate nature-"nervous debility" tne re-
suit of excess, over work or disSipa-
tion-positively cured. The charges are
very low. and consultation free to tnose
taking treatment
Sufferers from rheumatism. asthma,
consumption. catarrh, dyspepsia. indi-
geStion, tape worms. scrofula, female
weakness. cancer. heart disease, ma
laria, urinary troubles. piles. bowel
troubles, fistulas. alterations and all dis.
eases of whatever nature should call up
on him.
a friendly talk will cost nothing and
may save years of suffering, ana per-
haps your life. Young. middle aged or
old men, suffering from the effects of
follies and evcesseS. restored to perfect
health. manhood and vigor. Ladies sui.
tering from any complication of fe-
male trublcs should call and nave free
consultation land examination if nee
cessary) with this successful specialist.
who has restored many sick woman
to health after other doctors have
failed.
Each visitor is seen privately and ali
communications received in sacred con-
tidcnce.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1904-10-19
Good Word for Home Town.

prominent hop raiser and dealer of
North Yakima. in the person of I. l..
Lynch. is at the Donnelly. Mr.. Lynch
owns one large hop yard and ware
house. and is sharing in the general pros
perity that results when hops sell for
81 cents per pound, as they are at pres
ent. To the Ledger he said:
This has been a good year for the
hop growers They have received good
prices, the crop has been good. and there
has been an increased acreage this year.
| heard of one hop yard in Eastern
Washington that yielded as nigh as 1000
pounds to the acre. which i exception
al. but not impossible. The average yield
per acre is about 20OO pounds. and at the
prevailing prices the net returns TO the
growers have been very gratifying"
Mr. Lynch speaks highly of North
Yakima. The city i growing faster
than the people of Western Washington
imagine. 1t is booming without enjoy
ing an inflated boom: new people are
coming in. and they are first class spe-
cimen~ of citizenship said he "Polt-
icaily, we are republican, and look for
republican maiorities all down the tick
ct in Yakima county"
Business of personal nature brings
Mr. Lynch to Tacoma Besides his hop
yard and his warehouse he has other
cuisines interests in North Yakima. and
Is numbered among the influential citi-
zens of tnat prosperous Tacoma
Ledger
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1904-10-19
SCOTT PORTER

With Successful Farmer.
Yakima. October, |. 1904.