The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1904-06-02
MISSOURI NOTES

souri's apple crop this year will be a
peach.
Buekner IL tho home OF a real poet
who uses the words "methinks" and
albeit"
The Castlevfle Telephone company
nays its new line to the cemetery has
proved a dead lOss % far.
The Usage News tells Of an Usage
base ball team hat was showed un-
der" Wednesday by a score Of 3 TO g..
According 10 the Tribune a wav Of
immortality is sweeping over Chilli
eothe. The police and the preachers
are after IL
Since 1900 Brunswick has gained an
average of eighteen in population each
year. The town now boasts OF 2,o44
people.
A Jack the Hugger" was sent to
jail over in Hannibal the other day.
II is said there are girls in Hannibal
who regret this.
A North Missouri exchange. In tell
ing OF q fishing party, says: They
didn't catch many FISH, but Jennie
caught cold and Il is said Jim finally
caught Sue"
A johnson county woman took the
money her husband gave her 10 take
physical culture lessons and bought a
lawn Her husband now runs
the lawn mower.
Just 10 see what was IN Il. q little
negro boy Of Pilot Grove pounded q
cartridge with a rock the other day.
His death was the first 70 occur in a
family Of twelve children-
over In Windsor is an ambidextrous
barber who claims 10 be a tonsorial
artist a facial operator, q physiog-
nomical hair dresser, a Uranium man
ipulatoT and a capillary Abridger.
A few nights ago Nick and VIII
Bickel Of LeyAsy. according 70 the
Buekner Tribune, were awakened BY
a strange noise and both hurriedly
dressed 70 see what the trouble a
WIN. being slow. met Nick coming
back. he was greatly relieved to hear
Nick say; Back q bed. it's only
John Ryan singing.
While going TO the postoffice for the
mail Thursday evening. a Pee De ne
gro called Uncle" jeff was bitten
slightly by a dog. The old negro
picked Up q stick and. turning 10 ace
the dog. said: "Looky heah. Misiah
Dog. yoh done hltted me. Amt ychZ
Well. Al wants 20 VAIN yoh--of yon
bites me ergin Aim gwino ter run
Centralia wants 81 known that she
viii blow in the whole Of $500 ceiebTat.
ing on the Fourth Of July. To the
whole world abe says Come
A burglar over in Greenfield at
tempted 10 rob n preachers house The
other night II caught be viii prob
ably be sent 20 the insane asylum
without delay.
The Pinksrtou family alwAys Was
mysterious. The S0yingog Record
says: Jimmy Pinkerton Is seen about
three times a week travelling quietly
northwest" Why9
Miss EighCy-One Turley Of Mexico.
has been elected principal o. the Ben
ton City school. Il Is needless 10 say
that Mise Turkeys first name does not
refer In any way 10 her age.
After t~hirtyone years OF married
life a jefferson City woman named
Affolter IL seeking divorce. She and
her husband are parents OF eleven
children. nine Of whom are living.
Drexel Star: John Jones tied hia
cows tail 10 his wrist 90 keep her
from brushing az flies while be milke6
har. lie says he never realized the
seriousness OF his mistake until no
was snaked three times around the
barn lot on his unErcared back.
Eliza Hurst IN Platte County Argus:
The man who knows he could not
get office always says he doesn't want
a.
The Russians run exactly like a
man who goes into a fight with q bad
conscience.
a big heart u the best capital with
which q man starting on the road 90
success al be equipped.
Tho bes, way 20 make a reputation
~ g deep thinker Is "a become skeptic-
All the money IN thee world; IL no
II q man works hard people say he
IL greedy and 10 trying TO set hold OF
al 1.-The money ia the world; II ha
doesnt work hard they say be is lazy
and pity his wife, What on earth can
a man do TO please all the dear pco-
plog
With the mercury AZ % IN the shade
the editor OF the Licking News 10 Of
feTing 20 take wood on subscription.
James B. Peory o. Darlington stands
mighty high with the Record over
, there. What did be do! lie handed
= the editor a dollar last week.
! The SeealiR Democrat says there 10
: money In sedalia real estate, There
: must be" comments the Usage NewA,
plenty OF people have sunk IL
there"
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