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The evening world., 1904-01-15
JORDAN MAY NOT
COME AFTER ALL

Although Ben Jordan. the feather
weight champion of England, has been
sent $500 for his expenses to come to this
and fight either Terry Nc,
Govern or Young Corbett." no word
has been received from him as TO ms
of leaving England for this
1t is thought now that the
little Englishman will remain In Eng
until he Is guaranteed a big bunch
of money. win or lose. In a hght with
orbet .
The evening world., 1904-01-15
PARDELLO AND
MOHL TONIGHT

Fritz Mohl, the alpine Boy." and
Leo Pardello, the Italian heavyweight
champion wrestler, will meet tonight
under Graeco-Roman rules at the Ger
man-Amcricap Athletic Club, Eighth
avenue. near Thirty-eighth street.
Mohls recent victory over Harvey
Parker at Madison Square Garden,
whore he also gained the fall from
Htalmar Lundin in forty-fve econd
has made him n faVorite in the betting
The evening world., 1904-01-15

The selection of a battle ground for
the Tom Sharkey-Jack Munroe fight
has been postponed until e Wednes-
day. Jan. 20.
The representatives OF Sharkey and
Munroe met this afternoon to select the
battle ground and after considering the
bids decided to postpone the acceptance
The evening world., 1904-01-15
HARVARD TO ENTER A CREW

ITHACA, y. Y, Jan. 15.-Manager
iIurd Aldrich, OF the Cornell crew. has
announced that the Harvard crow man
dgcmrut has accepted an invitation to
enter "A crew IN the regatta to he held
on Cayugu AXE May IS.
The evening world., 1904-01-15
CoLUMBIA'S HOCKEY M

The following schedules OF games has
been arranged for the Columbia Freshmen
hockey team by Manager Norris: Feb. .,
Graft School. at st. Nicholas Rink: Feb. q,
Hackley Hall; Feb, 9, Morristown Academy,
at Morristown; Feb. 20. Mackenzie Academy.
at Dobbs Ferry.
The evening world., 1904-01-15
AMERICANS UMPlRES.

CHICAGO. Ian. l5,-prcsidcnt Ban
johnson makes the announcement that
the American Leagues staff of UNI
pires Tor the season of 1904 will be
Jack Sheridan, SILK" O'Loughlin, Tom
Connolly. w. b. Carpenter and proba-
bly, Frank Dwyer. O'Lougllin and
Carpenter have already signed 1904 con.
tracts.
The evening world., 1904-01-15
BriEgs 10 Nee, Another sullivan.

Jimmy Briggs, the New England
fighter who was defeated by Dave Sulli-
night, has been matched to boy Kid
Sullivan, of Chicago, In a ffteen-round
bout at Portland. Me-, Jan. %. Both
nghters win train for the battle In Bog
ton
The evening world., 1904-01-15
.SHARkEY-M UNROE
BIDS JANUARY 20

OF any one OF them until time could be
taken to communicate with several Of
the bidders relative to the 5000 forfeit
which the articles of agreement cali
for.
Sharkey will continue training for W.
contest for the time being here in thu
city, and Munroc will remain at Ho'
Springs until the first or nCxt month.
The evening world., 1904-01-15
'ICEMAN'S" BROTHER RIDES.

L. Spencer, who rode Air Ship, winner
of the two-year-old race at Los Angeles
yesterday, is a younger brother of the
we,l-known Henry Spencer. The junior
jockey is in the employ Of Barney"
Schneider,
The evening world., 1904-01-15
SKATING

the efforts OF the Mexican until sud-
denly Neromus caught the animal off
his balance and downed him with a
sudden twist OF the neck.
The evening world., 1904-01-15
RACING

kind OF a tussle, however, which re-
all Of the Mexican's strength,
that he was successful in scoring a
tall. For ten minutes the bull fought
The evening world., 1904-01-15
NEW ORLEANS. ENTRIES.

NEW ORLEANS. Jan. 15,-The en-
tries for to-morrow's races are as fol-
lows:
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-04-27
NORTHERN PACIFIC
Time Card Of Trains

Time Card Of Trains
PORTLAND
Leaves Arrives
Puget Sound Limited.7:15 I m s:S . m
Kansas city-st Louis
Special ,......... LILO m Gas pm
North Coast Tdmited $50 m T:oo q m
Tacoma and Seattle Night
Express .........-u:45 D m sos y NJ
Take Puget Sound Limited or North
Coast Limited for Gray's Harbor points
Take Puget Sound Limited for oiym-
pia direct.
Take Puget Sound Limited or KAN
sag City-St Louis Special for poluts
on South Bend branch.
Double daily train service On Gray's
Harbor branch.
Four trains daily between Portland.
Tacoma and Seattle
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-04-27
THEY VOTE
TO REJECT
Carmen In Frisco Have Offer
Made Them by Company.
But Pass II Up.
SETTLEMENT NOT IN SIGHT
Employers Willing for Increase
In Wages But Insist on the
Privilege of Conducting q
"Open Shop"

San Francisco April 25.--The
street car men employed on the Unit
ed Railways which comprise nearly
all the street railway lines IN this
city today voted to reject the terms
submitted 10 them by the company.
The car mems union recently made
demands on the united railways for a
new agreement TO so into effect May
/ calling for increased and uniform
wages, and providing that none but
union men shall be employed. The
company refused to grant these de-
mands and for two weeks frequent
conferences have been held between
the railway officials and representa-
tlves OF the Carmen's Union in the
endeayor TO reach an amicable set
ilement.
For time both sides adhered firm-
ly 10 their position and refused to
make any concessions but at the final
conference last week the company
submitted an agreement to the men
granting an increase In wages but
insisting on an "open shop" policy.
This proposition was rejected today
ty the union on a secret ballot 2l72
votes being ehst Of which lii were
IN favor OF accepting he company's
terms and 2o3l against It.
II required two-thirds vote to
reject or accept. The agreement now
in force between the carmen and
the united railways expires April 80.
Az the company has served notice
that no further concessions VIII be
made TO the men, II is believed that
the action Of the union today VIII
culmlnatc In a strike.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-04-27
Russia Arransss for Loan.

New York, April 2s 2s.-Negotiations
for a new loan between Russia and
a Paris financial syndicate are as
good as concluded, cables the Paris
correspondent of the Times. The
amount Is placed at s1sO.OOO.OOO. The
syndicate includes the Russo-C Chinese
bank and the Hottinger group. The
loan is to be contracted in treasury
bonds at the rate OF SS per cent and
Is to bear interest at Ave per cent
The syndicate guarantees sSO,OO0,OOO
and in all probability there will be q
public subscription. The details can
not be officially confirmed.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-04-27
syndloate's Days Over.

New York, April 2s.--Preparations
are being made TO wind up the affairs
OF the stock conversion syndicate OF
the United States Steel Corporation, the
life OF which dates back to April /,
1902 1t expires by Limitation July /
next. but is likely to be wound up
May /. Since November 10 last, when
the operations Of the syndicate were
terminated and the agreement with
]. P. Morgan & Co, was cancelled. syn
dicate members have been awaiting
news OF the new dissolution. The
last work of the syndicate was to
handle the s25O,OOO,OOO bonds issue of
the corporation,
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-04-27

81 Soon water 4
mpes break out from which clear LIQUID Or
yellow fluid S discharged hfomsthi kcruss
bumps
ayoww nn
nu pe getting worse @
rsn breaking out on her body and chronic
distraction
! but this and spreads the disease
skin,
Nothing
the
cant % applied
they do not reach the trouble which internal
system; the blood afam with the itching burning which
ltenal applications.
the
Ito permanently rid of this skin trouble and
Ioutbak
disappear S. builds
Itoi all the nutrition and from
dtonedup
not only rid old skin trouble health benefited SSS
being strictly vegetable medicine gently, leaving
@@@ 8 ! J J J !
~ - - bad aftrefets do Arsenic Potash and
KN10 which
N N ~ Eczema cannot Be cured by anything applied TO the
surface Of the body the blood must be purified and the
MI MINI removed and in other this deepseat
- skin reached you uhaveT Psoriasis
Salt Rheum Nete Rash 0 r ormof Eczema,
will find S. does its work well and thoroughly and relieves the itching and burning
produces lasting
Of
Tes will be given Vh0uteharge
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-04-27
Reeelver for erewery company.

New York, April 26.-one of the old
est brewerles in this city the John
Kress Company, has been placed in a
receivers hands. Liabilities are esti-
mated at 100000; assets about $780,
900, It was stated by the petitioners
that the company Is short of ready
money and cannot meet obligations
owing to general dullness Of business
and inability to make collections. The
brewery was established In 1853.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-04-27
What Rus.l.ns Pay for Brides.

We heard a short time back Of the
young Austrian lady who brought her
husband as dowry her own weight IN
good silver coins, says London Tit
Bits. In some parts Of Russia, on
the other hand. the French and Aus
trian plan OF dot Is altogether re-
yersed, and instead Of the bride
bringing her husband such and such
sum In sterling currency. the lat
ter is compelled 10 pay his wife's pa
rents certain amount on the mar
riage day.
In the Russian province Of Kam-
yschin the custom Is rigidiy OBJ
served, and the amount TO be paid By
the bridegroom Is not left to his own
discretion, but is carefully fixed by
the elders Of the district, who have
drawn up a scale regulating the
whole matter. Copies OF this matd-
monial price list. as IT might be cal
led. are posted In public places. The
price TO be paid for a young girl Of
good family, and who Is at the same
time healthy and good looking. Is
fixed at the equivalent Of 20 pounds.
II she also adds to youth, health and
beauty . fortune the Zee to be handed
over to her parents Is about 100
pounds.
In the country districts OF Kamy-
schin the price paid for a wife aver
ages about pounds and no mar
riage can be considered legal until
the proper fees are handed over to
the parents or guardians of the bride.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-04-27
Gard Of Thanks.

Through the mist Of darkness and
Of sorrow we have felt the warmth Of
friendship and Of consolation; there
fore we desire to express to our dear
friends and neishbors the deep graft
tude we feel toward them for their
tender sympathy and their kindly help
during the Illness and at the parting of
our beloved husband and father
MRS r. COHEN and CHILDREN.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-04-27

Special ...........l1:1o m Gas . m
North Coast limited $50 0 m T:oo o N
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-04-27

California, Is dead at Jamaica, L. +.
from tuberculosis and general ner-
vons collapse. He was II years old
and descended from one Of the Oldest
Knickerbocker families in this city.
His health failed in San Francisco
two years ago while he was manager
Of The Oregon Mining G Water Come
pany.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-04-27

Tacoma and Seattle Night
Express :. ..........I1:4s m sos IN
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-04-27

FOHIIhNU
Leaves Arrives
Puget Sound Limited.7:15 : m SIS p m
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-04-27
Famous War Deal.

New York, April 20, Rutgers Ber-
gen Van Blunt formerly identified
with several mining companies in
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-04-27
STUDENTS MAY STRIKE.
Demand Faculty Of U. Of p. to Rein
state Suspended Classmates.

atdV0 0UsptHu0u OIassWdtsBs
Philadelphia, April 26.-Having
failed TO obtain reinstatement Of three
freshmen hazers who were suspended
a week ago, University of Pennsylvania
students are reported to be about to
send the faculty an ultimatum demand
ing the restoration OF their classmates.
otherwise, II is said. the entire class
will strike. The university authorities
deride the movement.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-04-27

Six years ago my wife had breaking-out below
her knees. At first red bumps appeared but soon
white, husky scabs came, and when these would
shed of the place became red again, and would
itch and burn so that she found it impossible to
sleep. At times a yellow water ran from the
bumps. and it kept getting worse and worse.
prescribed ointments and powders, but it kept
spreading, breaking out on her body and arms,
and almost closed up her ears The druggist at
Garner told me to try s. S. s., which she did and
after taking several bottles was cured and is wen
to-day and has been for years.
Garner, N. @. w. A. HoOUTT
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-04-27
Eczema
The Blood Aflame with an Itching
Honor that sets the
Skin on Fire.

Eczema, the most common and terrible Of all skin
troubles begins sometimes with slight redness Of the
skim which gradually Spreads and the inflammation and
itching increase the entire system thrown restless
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1904-11-24
sEA PIGEONS IN MILLIONS.
Birds Shut Out Light Of Sun on Pa
cific Coast.

6lro0 smut OUT I10nt OF sun on P0
cifc Coast.
Travelling in immense hordes which
resemble huge black clouds sweeping
over the water, millions of sea pigeons
In the wake of mammoth schools OF
sardines, which they were intently
pursuing. Flying three or four deep
and score or more abreast, millions
upon millions of the small birds were
seen floating over Bakers Bay and
the lower Columbia, forming a solid
but ever changing mass, almost i'm
penetrable to the human gaze.
The speed at which they few was
largely a matter of conjecture, but
probably was not less than fifty miles
an hour. One flock Of pigeons was
more than two hours passing over
the bar.
Thousands of the birds became en-.
tangled in the mesh of the fish trap
leads at high tide, and the weight OF
their bodies is a serious menace to the
gearing.
At sea the pigeons can generally
be found where the sardines exist, but
they come to the river every summer.
Their usual custom is to follow
schools of whale, which also feed upon
the sardines. Waiting till the sardines
are surrounded and the whales are
about to rush upon their victims. the
pigeons slip in and gorge themselves
upon the fish.-Ilwaco Journal.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1904-11-24
A Soap Tree.

An excellent soap, possessing no
alkaline properties. is extracted In
Algeria from the fruit Of tree
known to botanists as Sapindus utilis.
The fruit is about the size Of horse
chestnut, and the saponaceOus sub.
stance is cheaply extracted with the
aid of water or alcohol. This natural
soap tree grows also in India, China,
and Japan.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1904-11-24
be made by turning it upon its long

be made by turning it upon its long
axis.
Screw the box to stout plank, hav-
ing 3inch hole directly under the
center of the wheel. The board
should be long enough to reach the
length of the sink and be attached to
the woodwork at each end. This is
simple and firm. The joint can be
made watertight by washer of thin
sheet rubber. II the wheel Is used
to drive a dynamo, both may be at.
tached to the same Dashboard.
The spray guard is separate for con-
venience in casting the Babbitt boxes
and subsequently for oiling. 1t is con-
structed Of zinc, 6 inches high, and
long and wide enough to slip snugly
into the lower section for about
inch. Four screws. will keep it in
place. The machine is now complete
H. +. Swartz, in Scientific American
Supplement.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1904-11-24

tie top bore out M-inch on holes.
Mount the wheel, and oil the bearings,
when, II the shaft is true, 1t will run
easily and smoothly.
In the end Of the box bore q hole
with its center 2A inches from the
lower edge, and 21s inches from each
side. The diameter of this hole should
be such as just to permit the jet to
be hammered I'm. The stream of water
will thus hit the upper quarter of the
lowest cup, when directly beneath the
shaft. and the center of the cup next
following. AS the Jet Is apt not to be
absolutely true, slight adjustment can
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1904-11-24

a thing of the past. This is an elec.
trio age, just in its infancy, and the
future is big with promise. Tinder
boxes were used two or three hun
drcd years ago, and much ingenuity
and taste were displayed in their max.
ing. Even the wood was elaborately
carved by some of the most skilled
artisans, and the one here shown.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1904-11-24
A Serious Matter.

The Major-ThOse no-account corner
ioafers yObbed Jim Smithers of $14
yesterday.
The Judge-Well, that's no great
matter
The Major-But they also took a
jug Of whisky away from him, Judge.
The Judge-They did? Bgad, sub,
it's tine to call halt to these out.
rages!-Pittsburg Post.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1904-11-24

The old roof referred to would take
twice as much paint as new roof
Oxide of iron and paint oil make a
very good paint for roof. In the
experience of the writer in painting
roofs, the shingles should be painted
befSre being laid. This can be easily
done by dipping the small end of the
shingle in tub of paint and running
the shingle through rubber rollers the
same as clothes wringer; small
brush can be placed SO as to paint the
edges Of the shingles also. The shin.
giles require to be dipped only about
two inches in the paint and the roll
ers will distribute the paint over the
rest OF the surface. Roofs covered
with shingles painted as described
are at present nearly as good ~ new,
after being on twelve years.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1904-11-24
MilIionaire's Humble Beginning.

A New Bedford man has an old pay
roll of the Fairhaven Branch Railroad
company which carries the name of
Henry II. Rogers, the Standard Oil
nagnate, who worked as baggage mas
ter in June, 1861, for twenty-one days.
and received $24.23 therefor. an aver.
age of about $1.16 per day.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1904-11-24
Sure to BE Well Treated.

"Goodart has opened a restaurant
down the street. Let's go for lunch"
Nonsense! That man hasn't the
slightest idea of how to run a restau.
rant"
II know. He'll be sure to give you
more than your moneys WORTH
Philadelphia Press.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1904-11-24
BIunder Of the New Porter.

Hotel guest-This Is queer tasting
mineral water. Where did you get II {?
New porter-Found 1t hanging
there on the wall.
Guest-You idiot! That isn't min.
eral water: it's fire eXtinguisher!-
Detroit Free Press.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1904-11-24
lnve ntor Of Barbed Wire.

Henry Fuchs, who died recently at
San Francisco, was the inventor OF
barbed wire. 1t is said that he made
a fortune from his invention, but lost
it all in Alaska when he went In
search of gold.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1904-11-24
Process Reversed.

"You regard campaign calculation
as distinct branch of mathematics +"
"Yes," answered the erudite person.
age. "The method differs from all
others. You start with the answer
and then work backward and evolve q
problem to demonstrate it."
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1904-11-24
Bee Works In Darkness.

A bee that works only at night is
found in the jungles of India. It Is
IN unusually large insect, the combs
being often six feet long, four feet
wide. and from four inches to six
inches thick.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1904-11-24

The Teachers association Of the
Creek nation will meet at Okmulgeo
on Thursday, November "a, and the
meeting is expected to have a full
attendance.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1904-11-24

The white lowered or true Ox-Eye
Daisy is a perennial plant which roots
close to the surface and can easily
be destroyed in land which is regu.
larly worked by simply plowing down
or by keeping land under short rO-
tation Of crops. The seeds, however,
are produced in enormous numbers,
and it Is not easy to clean land with
single treatment. The best a1ri-
cultural method | know of Is to seed
down heavily with timothy and clover.
These fodder plants are in their best
condition for cutting for hay in both
crops just at the time the Ox.Eye
Daisies are In blossom. Although not
good addition to the hay such plants
as grow up the first year are of small
size and when the land Is plowed
down are destroyed.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1904-11-24

Shipments of coal from McAlester,
iLehigh and Coalgate are now running
about 200 cars a day. Formerly the
average was about half that amount.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1904-11-24

! The four-year-old son of Philip
Roe of Pond Creek was burned to
death while playing with matches
and attempting to light bonfire.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1904-11-24

]. HSnp Williams of Kingston has
been appointed mining trustee for the
Chickasaw nation, to succeed Charles
Carter, whose term has expired. The
duty OF the trustee Is to look after
the royalties on coal and minerals.
and see that the nation gets its just
dues.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1904-11-24

Captain Peter Maytubby, residing
near Tisllomingo, has begun to bore
for gas and oil on his allotment, near
'Maytubba Springs.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1904-11-24
Paint for a Shinqle Roof.

j. w. D.-I wish to paint shinglc
roof which is seventeen years old,
and would like to know what paint to
use.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1904-11-24

The Commercial National bank Of
Muskogee is the only government de.
pository in Indian Territory.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1904-11-24
Ancient finder Boxes.

Tinder boxes now have no practical
use, and, indeed, a stotistician recent
ly declared that matches will soon be
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1904-11-24
NEW STATE NEWS

The grand jury for the federal court
at South McAlester has returned six
indictments for murder.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1904-11-24

All persons under sentence to the
penitentiary from Indian Territory
will, hereafter, according to instruc-
tions from the attorney general, be
sent to Atlanta, Ca, instead of to
LeavenwOrth, Kas.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1904-11-24

The city council OF Hartshorne has
granted a franchise to the Indian Ter
ritory Traction company to build it's
line through the business portion OF
the town. The line viii! be complet-
ed and ready for business by January
1st.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1904-11-24

All the vacant lots at Madill have
been sold The lots found ready sale
at prices above the appraised value.
The highest price paid for residence
lots in the Chickasaw nation was at
this sale, when three small lots sold
for $602. sI9ITl
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1904-11-24

which is fair specimen of that pc
rioa, is now in q celebrated collection
in England.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1904-11-24
OK Eye Daisy.

G. PLEASE let me know the best
way to work land to get rid of ox-eye
daisies.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1904-11-24

Stock Broker-"Yes. want book
keeper, but see here-do you bet on
the races?"
Applicant -"Why-er-yes. some
times, SIR"
Stock Broker-"SOrry, but you won't
do. We don't want gamblers working
for u.s."