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One of the most interesting moving
pictures is a woman running to catch
street car-Baltimore Herald.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1904-09-02
WHAT Mr.. PARKER THINKS.

[Mr. Parker says he will not accept
a nomination to be candidate for a Sec
oDd presidential term.
Candidate b. is a sensible man.:
He stays to his home an looks arter
the corn;
He farms on the front porch the best
that he can,
An SEE that he likes it as shore as
you're born!
An Alton B.
Parker, seq he:
"Not any second term nonsense fer me-"
My! Amt it turrible? What shall we
do?
We can't never choose him O. course
that's fat!
After his fust term-but 'twixt me an
you,
Mebbe he'll stay right down there
whur he's at
But Alton B.
Parker, seq he:
"P1esidunt twicet? Nope, I'd never
agree"
Candidate P. is a drefful smart man.
IA IobtQg pGdIS AIl DIT lay III IISul
low;
"Nothin' to say" was his ginerul plan.
An then-then he said it, l guess you
might know.
An Alton r.
Parker, seq he:
mo second terms goes for Davy an me-"
Candidate P. he set down an he reck-
oned
That O all policies it wuz the worst
For to acknowledge that he'd take the
second.
Nebbe he'd better wait until the frst.)
But Alton b.
Parker. seq he:
Second terms, they're an exploded
idee."
Candidate F. he goes out fer a swim
Every mornin', an seq: How l wish
Every voter could notice my vim
Isn't the sucker some kind O. a fish ~
Then Alton B.
Parker, seq he:
Kindly don't mention them two terms
to me-"
Candidate T. seq two terms is too many,
See there IS danger, in fact, in the one.
SO til be best if he doesn't have any,
Reasonin' things in the way he's be-
gun.
An Alton B.
Parker, why he
Needn't get skeered, fer the folks all
agree.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1904-09-02
FREE SILVER GHOST NOT LAID
Democracy Made a Grave Mistake In
Its st. Louis Platform.
WaShinptnn Post Ind

- 1SS ALA
1t was a great, a deplorable mistake.
Tor the st. Louis convention to leave out
OF its national platform the contemplated.
commitment of the party to the GOLD
standard. Had there been no effort. No,
intention on the part of any of the dele,
gates to put in a gold standard plank
If it's omission had been advocated By
sound money Democrats on the ground
that free silver is a dead issue"-lt
would still have been a mistake, for the
situation called for a plain declaration
of the change Of policy, and the conser.,
vatlve sentiment of the country demand.
ed it. But when the platform commit.
tee, after a most protracted and excib>
ing discussion, consented to yield to Mn
Bryan in this most important matter, the
magnitude Of the mistake was extended
to the maximum. 1t is true that judge
Parker's telegram placed him before the
country in the only position that could
nave rendered possible a Democratic VIC.
tory. 1t is true that the conyention'a.
action on that telegram made the nomj-
nation really worth having. But it was
high time for the party, Of it's own ma.
ton, to turn over a new leaf and d.
prlye the Republicans of any opportunj-
ty to quote the Democratic free coinage
dellverance of 1896 and 1900 as the latest
authentic expression of Democratic sem
timent ON this old, dead, but still troubles
some issue. The convention missed =
great opportunity and disappointed mil.
hons OF Democrats when it refused -
lay the free silver ghost.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1904-09-02
THE SLIPPED TREFOlL.

"Three stays and chevron charges
with a trefoil slipped" This is the coat
of arms of Mr.. Parker, the Democrats
candidate for President.
What's this we hear, what tidings drea1l
What rising hopes are nipped,
Since Parker has a co~t Of arms, :
But has a trefoil slipped. l.
When did it go? How came it sol
What forbear lost his grip
Upon part Of coat of arms, ssA
And let the trefoil slip? !TH
Why did he fail? What is the tale
In ancient manuscript?
What happened on that dreadful day,
The day the trefoil slippedI
Had Jefferson a coat Of arms; Ia
Was he so well equipped? 7
American!-and trefoils. Bah!
No Wonder this one slipped! "
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1904-09-02

and unqualified support to the Republi-
can national ticket. The Pilot seems
to be moved mainly by its approval and
admiration Of President Roosevelt's pub
lie acts in his twenty years Of public
life. 1t declares that mo man can point
to a single act Of his, public or private,
Influenced by prejudice Of race or creed
or color except prejudice In favor OF the
poor, the oppressed or the despised."
The change In the party alignment Of
this influential Irish-American journal is
significant 1t is an instance and evil
dence OF the change which has been 60
Ing on for twenty years which has d.
vided between two great political parties
the Irish Catholic vote, which formerly
was almost solidly Democratic. The
Democratic party was well served by the
know-Nothing craze which swept the
country for a very brief period fifty years
ago. This drove the f~oreign-born voters,
the great majority Of whom at that time
were Irish Catholics, into the Democratic
party because it was opposed to the
Know-Nothings. When the organization
and ideas Of the latter disappeared from
the face OF the earth the Democratic
party retained the advantage which it
had gained, and the new immigrants nat
urally Joined the political organization
to which their friends and the other
members OF their race belonged. A
great many Irishmen broke away from
their old moorings and voted for Blaine
in 1884, and have remained with the
Republican party ever since. These will
vote for Roosevelt this year, and the
Boston = not points out why other Irish
Americans should do the same thing.
The Iris has a race have fourished and
grown strong in this country. They nave
improved their condition in many ways.
They have gained wealth. They have
displayed a genius for politics and have
found here their opportunity to make the
most Of it. A generation ago they were
making our railroads and doing the
rough and heavy work of the country
generally. Now immigrants from the
south and east Of Europe fill the role of
day laborers for the most part, while the
Irish are more likely to be found super
intending the job. They have prospered
and grown with the growth Of the coun-
try, and as they perceive that this coun-
try has been for over forty years, ex-
cepting a very brief interval, under the
sway and dominated by the policies Of
the Republican party, it is not surprising
that intelligent Irishmen are joining the
party under whose rule they have profit
ed SO greatly.
There are many good reasons why
1rishmep should vote the Republican ma
tional ticket The Pilot, however, lays
most of its stress on one consideration,
which is that the candidate of the Repub-
ican party, Theodore Roosevelt, SIS no
fair weather friend, no ~favorer of any
class or creed or race, but a just man
and a safe one to trust in storm or
calm"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1904-09-02
AFTER FORTY-NXr<E YEARS.
A Michigan Democratic News per
Leaves Democracy for Republicanism.


Muskegon, Mich, Aug. 1.-THE
Muskegon News, which since it's first
issue f~orty-nine years ago has upheld
Democratic principles, has announced
that henceforth it will be a Republican
paper. Supplementary to the announce
ment Of the change Henry VANITY, the
publisher, former Democratic State com
mitteeman and a lifelong Democrat, an
nounced that he had joined the Republi-
can ranks.
The News IN explanation for It's ac-
ton says: This change of policy comes
from a conviction that the Democratic
party Of to-day is not the Democratic
party of the days gone by; from the be-
lief that the domination Of that party
as at present constituted in the nation
would not be conducive to the best in
terests Of the people, and from the con-
viction that the supremacy of the Repub-
lican party is necessary to national de-
velopment."
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1904-09-02
THAT PARKER TELEGRAM.
An Independent Editors View, q Bad
Attack of Hysteria.

Golfers Weekly IS one OF the papers
which tries to maintain a conservative,
independent position. The fame Of its
editor is worldwide and his serious judy
ment is as sound as his sarcasm and
humor. The following concerning Mr..
Parker's telegram, which forms the lead
ing editorial in a recent issue of Golfers
under the head Of "Hysteria," should be
read by every fair-minded voter:
There is coming to pass in regard to
the Parker telegram about what was to
be expected. 1t matters not whether
they are for the Judges election or
against it, ordinary, clear headed Ameri-
cans must suffer a reaction after being
worked into excitement over allegations
that are absurd. They must come to see
the facts in the more or less clear light
Of common sense. They observe the part
played by Mr.. August Belmont in the
present campaign. They read that Sen
ator McCarren receives a salary Of
$4,000 a year from the Standard Oil
Company. Whether that be true or not,
it is certain that the Senator is a very
smooth man. They know something Of
the history Of the adroit Blue-Eyed
Billy Sheehan and a good deal more of
TIE hISIOly VI 1dNIu bcDItlL I'LL. Lie
principles of Bourke Cochran are not
shrouded in mystery. These men form
the group nearest to Judge Parker; most
likely to know and influence his councils;
most likely, were he President, to com
pose or suggest his cabinet.
"Now. men of this stamp secured the
nomination Of Judge Parker at st. Louis,
acting as his Spokesman. Certain prom
ises u compromises were necessary to
obtain that prize. When the nomina-
ton was secure, and could not be taken
away. without putting the Democratic
party in the position of seeming to re-
ject a man because he favored gold, the
Judge sent his telegram. He was i'm
mediately hailed by that part Of the
press which is primarily interested in
markets as a hero who had been willing
to sacrifice the Presidency to his duty.
Such idiocy must have it's rebound.
organs cross of gold metaphor, which
drove another class of people into frenzy,
had its reaction, although even it, fall
lacious as it was, had a much solder
foundation than the childish story that
to offer back a nomination when it could
not possibly be withdrawn without alb
surd disaster was the bravest deed ever
perpetrated in American politics. Inani-
ties OF that kind never pay. The people
may become excited for a moment. but
then they settle down, to contemplate
with digust the spectacle they have
made. Judge Parker played good poll
tics, or he did not. Those who tried To
turn hin into a hero did all they could
to turn him into an ass. The newspaper
which is trying to prove that it forced
him to send the telegram is not DOING
him any more harm han the Others
which are still hailing him as Casabian.
ca. 1t the Democrats wish to carry
New York, not to talk Of any Western
State, they had better get busy and show
that Judge Parker is less of a plutocrat
and more Of a Democrat than Theodore
Roosevelt"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1904-09-02
~FRANkNESS VS.. MYSTERY.
Difference in the Methods of Roosev.ln
aad Parker.

Theodore Roosevelt has not yet founA
1t necessary to send any kilograms T.
political leaders explaining his postdoa
on questions of public policy. He stande
on a platform without any trapdoorA.
He doesn't have to give his personaf
guaranty that his party will be PR
vented from following along the pat4.
way Of national dishonor. There haa
never yet been a time when the peonlo
OF the United States did not know q,
actly where to find Theodore Rooseye1
on any matter of public interest. h
has never concealed his views. He haa
never hid from the political census takera
he has never lacked the courage Of -
convictions; and he has never, since hla
bcyhood, hesitated to take his fello~.
men into his confidence. The
OF Roosevelt's character and the -.
cr~etiveness Of that of Parker, the direc1.
ness OF the methods Of the one ana ~
indirectness Of the other seem likely ~
be made important issues in the cam.
paign. This popularity OF the honest n.
d~ividuality of Theodore Roosevelt -
best expressed by Senator Beyeridne
when he said, '"The American peouia.
frank themselves, demand franknesa r.
their servants. No mystery wa 80
elected President Of the United EtatA
or ever will be-"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1904-09-02
Prominent Democrats Have De.
cIared They Will Vote
for Roosevelt.
NEWSPAPERS ALSO REVOLT.
Severely Aralgn the Democratic Candl.
date, and Give Cogent Reasons for
Embracing the Republican Faith
Views of Well Known Men.

There Is little hope for q minority
party candidate who cannot command
the support OF all followers Of his politi-
cal faith. Four years ago thousands Of
Democrats openly declared they would
not vote for Bryan, and this year there
are many who say they will not support
Parker. Several leading democratic
newspapers also have bolted Parker and
como out openly for Roosevelt, notable
among them being the Chicago Chronicle.
the New York Sun, the Boston Pilot
.Qrish-American) and the Sacramento
Bee. Prominent men who formerly vot-
ed the Democratic ticket, but will cast
their ballots for Roosevelt on Nov. s,
include John A.. Mccall, Major John
Byrne, Eugene A. Phlbin, Patrick Egan
and Oscar Strauss.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1904-09-02
BRYAN ON THE PLATFORM.

II shall not mis-represent the situ-
alton. or appeal for votes for the
upon false grounds. A Demo.
cratic victory will mean very little,
II any, progrsss On economic question:.
so long A. the party 10 under the
control OF the Wall Street element.
h labor plank a. prepared
by Judge Parker's friends on the sub
committee was a straddling, mean
ing1ess plank. 80 The domination
Of Judge Parker virtually nullife.
the antitrust plank."-William Jennings
Bryan in This Commoner," July IL. 1904.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1904-09-02
BE GOOD TO E m.
While Webbing Indefinitely, Demo
Gratis Are Half Haupy.

There is such a thing as thoughtful
ness and human kindness, and it be-
hooves the Republicans to rejoice with
the Democrats, inasmuch as the Demo
Gratis are, after a manner, rejoicing
among themselves, after many years.
Why should they not? They have at
least adjusted themselves together. after
a fashion and, in their own estimation,
are approaching the banks Of the sweet
waters.
1t is true that throughout all this
blessed assimilation runs a streak OF
venom. There is Hill at the East and
there is Bryan in the West, there is
gold and expert f~oxiness Oh the one hand.
and silver and loud-voiced, landscape
where are we at?
Still, as human beings, caring for
other human beings, every ~broad-minded
Republican should be with the Demo
Gratis in their rejoicing over being half
way right. They have, at least, got
together upon the same road. They are
all uncertain as they march; they wab-
bic indefinitely, they do not know wheth-
er they are going to Oshkosh or Perdi-
ton, but what of it! They are at least
marching together, and marching again.
1t is, perhaps, not going too far to
say that putty is the only word that de-
scribes their candidates though each can
dldate be em%inently respectable and q
good man, and unfortunate only in hay
ing been brought under the searchlight.
All those things do not matter at all.
1t is the halfway happiness of the Dem
ocrats in being halfway right in having
halfway adjusted platforms together
that thinking men should rejoice over.
After all, we are nothing but fellow
beings with other beings, and we ought
to care for each other and rejoice i'm each
others happiness. and we should be glad
that, with a vague, indefinite dab at a
platform which the Republicans have
been giving them for years, the Demo-
Gratis are happy. God bless them. God
bless US all" said little Tiny Tim.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1904-09-02
ROOSEVELT AND FAIRBANKS.
They Represent the Highest Type a
Citizenship and Character


The Republican party is peculiarly for
tunate in its standard bearers this yean
In their selection political shrewdness
and human wisdom are combined, and
surely no better ticket could have been
named thar Roosevelt and Fairbanka,
one representing the Empire State of the
Union and the other a leading State ol'
the Central West.
The two men represent the highese
type of American character, yet they
are very unlike in their temperatments'
and individual traits. One is naturally
impulsive, but education and practice
have taught him to curb his impulses By
reason and to make them obey the Sc
Eerest logic. The other is naturally con-,
servatlYe, but his sense Of justice and
love Of right make him aggressive in
every good cause. Mr.. Roosevelt pos
sesses that quality Of genius which en-
ables its possessor often to solve Gif-J
ut problems by a single operation Of
the min and to reach conclusions A.
most at a bound, while Senator Fair
banks mind, working by fxed rules and
with mathematical precision. leads him
to conclusions that are logically perfect
Mr.. Roosevelts impulses are all in the
right direction and never lead him int
making mistakes, while Senator Fair.
banks habit of deliberation makes him,
a little slower to act but never prevents
his acting when action is required. One
represents the principle of aggressive,
ness governed and controlled by intellk
gent conservatism, and the other the
principle of conservatism imbued with
the spirit of progress. The two make q
great combination and a winning ticket,
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1904-09-02

PATHETIC EXHIBITION,
Democracy's Vice Presidential Candi-
date Lacks Mental Vi2or.

washington Special Cleveland Leader.>
Visitors returning from the notifca-
ton ceremonies at White Sulphur
Springs agree in the statement that the
exhibition given by former Senator Da-
Wis in making his address in response to
the notification was pathetic and dis
couraging in the extreme to the Demo-
cratic leaders who witnessed it. He
departed from his written speech, his
memory failed him, and he gave such
proofs Of the effects of age as to aston
ish those who had heard Of his vigor.
In attempting to quote Judge Parker's
telegram he was unable to recall his
words correctly. Those who had criti-
cised Mr.. Roots observations on the age
Of the candidate had nothing to say af-
ter the address.
Mr.. Davis will not be allowed to take
the stump.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1904-09-02
The Home Market.

Good wages make good buyers and
general prosperity, full employment,
good wages, and fair prices are the only
conditions which can insure to a coun-
try the prosperity that comes from a
large distribution and consumption of all
kinds of products. Consequently the
country which has the wisdom to pro-
tect and guard the home market will be
most prosperous, and the party that fav-
ors that policy represents patriotism,
prosperity and progress. That spells the
Republican party, and its standard bear
er is Theodore Roosevelt.