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Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-03-29
THERE WAS A DISPLAY OF FEET.

spairing yell and went to his doom. When he came down the back of his head struck first, and the rest of his body followed in sections and at in- tervals, and there was crash after crash until the thud of his heels ceased to echo through the leafiess trees.
 kind hearted policeman took the fallen glider by the neck and dragged him shoreward on to the snow, and a kind hearted hoodlum, who wanted a pair of skates for his brother in Green land, removed Mr. Bowsers and hur- ried to the nearest express office. Oth- CT kind hearted people rubbed his face and head with snow and commented on the size of his ears and feet, and finally some one hunted up an express and paid the man 50 cents to haul the remains home.
 On the way he recovered conscious ness, not enough to realize that Indiana might be politically classed among the doubtful states next year, but enough to sigh and groan and swear. Mrs. Bowser sat reading when she heard shout that called her to the door. The congressman was assisting MT. Bowser up the steps.
 'Ts this Bowser's home?'' called the man. ,J --... .-. "Yes" "And is this Bowser have here?'
 'Yes."
 ''Then take him in, ma am, and put a sign of 'jcckass' on his back! Think of 1t, ma'am-think of the likes of an old dozer like him trying to gallop around on skates like wild gazelle! I've been in the express business for forty-four years, and yet it's enough to turn my gray hair red againv'
 Then Mrs. Bowser and the express man and the cat got the fragments of the glider up the steps and into the house and strengthened out on the lounge, and what further happened is one of those domestic afflictions with which the public has no business.
 -.. M. QUAD.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-03-29

manded MT. Eowser as he drew him. self up like Napoleon crossing the Alps. T come home here with song ing out for a couple of hours diver sion. If I was going out to get drunk and tear up hitching posts it would be different, but I explain that I am go- ing out to glide with the Gliding band. I tell you this in a kind and gextle way, but what do you do? You fly mad, you get red in tho face. your ears begin to twitch, you begin to yell out about my bulk and aoginess and pre- dict that l will smash all the ice in town before get through falling down. Is this q wifely spirit? Is it even common decency on your part?'
 Mrs. Bowser sighed and turned away and pursued the subject no further, but when Ee was ready to set out she wished him good time and promised to have hot drink ready for him when he got home. The cat followed him out to the gate and yeowled a sort of last farewell, but he gave her no heed and soon joined some of the Glid- ing band waiting for him on the cor ner.
 There were twelve of the band when they got together. and it was not un- til he had his skates on that dim suspicion began to creep into MT. Bowser's mind. He sought to joke and laugh and drive it away, but 1t would return, and it kept growing. Things had changed since he was a towheaded boy of ten. Even ice had changed. It might be that he would dash out on. the smooth surface and cut few figure eights and then go gliding away like q duck on summer pond or it might be that
 MT. Bowser began to grow warm as he thought Of what might happen with 600 people looking on, and in his heart he wished himself back with Mrs. Bowser and the cat It wouldn't do, however. He must shake off the feel ing and get to business. The Gliding
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-03-29
Bowser's $ Bad Break
Ike Joins the Gliding Band Skating Party and Renews Boyhood Sport Diversion. but Now He
 Wishes That He Hadn't Done So. ka

band had somehow got the idea that he was going to show them some inn ported novelties on ice, and pretty soon one of them observed:
 "Well, Bowser, we are willing to give you the lead, and we'll follow after. Don't give away all your pro- fessional tricks at once, however, as fresh spectators are coming along ev- cry minute"
 .I-Tm little short of breath, walk ing so fast" he stammered in reply. .sYou folks can go on and I'll soon be with you"
 "No, you don't, old man." they laugh ed. You have been chosen as leader tonight and you have got to lead off with some of those fancy figures of yours."
 Mr. Bowser shuddered. Forty years had gone by since he wriggled around on that horse pond, and who could tell what tricks the ice had in store for him!
 With a prayer to heaven on his lips and desperation in his heart he took the lead and the ice. There was a brief exhibition of imported and do- mestic gymnastics. He scraped and lurched and twisted and clawed, and then he sat down with such smash that policeman came running up and wanted to know who was rolling rocks on the pond.
 There was a roar of laughter from the hundreds of spectators, and one of the Gliding band came forward to assist MT. Bowser to his feet and to say:
 By JQhn old man, but you under stand the ropes, for sure! Your little game is to play the hayseed for few minutes and then astonish the crowd with few real bargains in flourishes. That's cute of you. Keep it up for a few minutes"
 MT. Bowser kept it up. He wouldn't have done so for million dollars in cash, but he had no choice in the mat ter. Before his bulging eyes fioated visions of Mrs. Bowser and the cat; beneath his feet foated an Apypanse of ice as smooth as glass iI1I as slip pery as the conscience of politician. He must move even if it were to fall into the arms of death, and with a groan of despair he struck gait, There was display of feet, hands and fireworks, with applause by the spectators, and the Gliding band swung their hats and cheered. A man on skates can't keep both feet in the air all winter long, and after little time the scene changed-that is MT. Bowser uttered one long, loud, de
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-03-29
Copyright, 1904, by c. B. Lewis. ]

Copyright 1904. by c. B. Lewis.1 "@ AZ RS. GREEN was over here
 EAEw this afternoon, said Mrs.
 EW 0 Bowser as Mir. Bowser
 came home the other even- ing, ''and I promised her that we would run in this evening for game of cards"
 '"Then you will have to go alone, my dear" he replied, "as I have an inn portant engagement this evening. Send her word that we'll come in tomorrow night"
 'Is, it political meeting?"
 Hardly that"
 Some club or other?"
 No, not exactly a club. Did a package come up for me this after noon?'.
 1 'Yes; I didn't open it. but 1t feels like bootjacks. Have bootjacks any thing to do with your going out this evening""
 My dear. let me explain all about 1t. Yesterday I joined what is called the Gliding band. In other words, it is a choice little coterie of about twenty people who have skating party once or twice week. Tonight I go out with them for the first time, and the package contains pair of skates instead of bootjacks."
 "You--you on skatesv' Ss.sped Mrs. Bowser, while the cat crept under the lounge to hide her grins. "Why not? Why not? You gasp that out as if 1t was some aston ishing thing. I haven't done any skat- ing for few years past, but the tricks of it will come back. to me after circling the pond once or twice. What is there to be astonished about?" "But-you-you"
 'Im what? Do you mean I'm too fat and logy? I have fieshed up bit I'll admit. but don't you worry about that I'll show the Gliding band how to cut few curlycues and pigeon wings before the evening is over Whats the matter with your going | along? You can't skate, of course, but you can sit on bench and watch the rest of us.''
 "I'm not sitting around on benches to get my feet frostbitten while watch you break q leg or your neck, z replied Mrs. Bowser. You can go of course. but know how it will come out. The Gliding band will glide around on the back of it's neck, al least so far as you're concerned. A man of your years and bulk and awk wardness "Stop right there, womanr' com
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-03-29
MAY LOSE HIS SEAT IN THE SENATE

Has Letters Showed That He Was Us-
 1ng His Influence to Prevent Issue
 of, Fraud Order Against
 RiaIto Company.
 ST. LOUIS, March 29-Joseph Ralph Burton, senior United States senator from Kansas, has been convicted by jury in the United States district court of having accepted compensation to protect the interests of the Rialto Grain and Securities company of St. Louis before the postofhce department.
 The jury deltberated forty-one hours.
 When the jury first came in Judge Adams discovered. they had failed to dispose of the third count in the in dictment. Judge Adams told the jury to go back and consider the third count.
 Then came the announcement that the verdict was guilty
 A motion for a new trial was i'm mediately filed by counsel for the sen- ator. Judge Adams thereupon ordered that Senator Burton appear in court either in person or by proxy from day to day until the court has heard the arguments for new trial.
 If the verdict be sustained Senator Burton will lose his seat in the sen ate and forever be prohibited from holding any office of public trust
 Senator Burton went directly from the courtroom to his hotel after the verdict was rendered. He spent some time in the lobby talking with friends. When asked if he had anything to say concerning the verdict he said: II re- fer all inquiries to my attorneys. have nothing to say.''
 The evidence adduced against Sena- tor Burton may be summarized as fol- lows:
 He accepted a proposal to become and Securities company, concern whose operations at the time were under the scrutiny of the postoffice department. Burton demanded $2,5oO for his serv- ices, but he was satisfied to be paid in monthly installments of $500 each Soon after his employment it de- veloped that the federal grand jury was Investigating the Brooks Broker age company, with which Major Hugh c. Dennis, president of the Rialto com pany, had been associated.
 Numerous letters written by Burton showed that the senator was using his 1 influence to prevent the issuance of a fraud order against the Rialto Grain and Securities company.
 ! Burton submitted regular reports to the Rialto people. telling them how matters were progressing at Wash ington. advising them of complaints filed at the postoffice department and closing with the assurance that If you look after things at your end of the line I will attend to matters here" Senator Burton's recourse is an ap- peal to the United States circuit court of appeals, which body is the final ar bitter in his case.
 Reference to compilation of senate election cases from 17S9 to 1903 shows no case of expulsion of senator for conviction of a crime, though there have been instances where members of the senate have resigned before -ac- ton on charges. The first expulsion from the senate for any cause was that of William Blount, who was a senator from Tennessee from 1796 to 1799
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-03-29
sastime on Tap In New Enxland.

BALTIMORE, March 29. - Bankers and business men of this city, includ- ing Douglas Gordon, vice president of the International Trust company; Ed ward Hambleton and Alexander Brown, control company incorporat- ed in Massachusetts for the unique purpose of furnishing classic and rag time music to New England homes just as gas and water are supplied The music will be sent over wires by
 Se telephone method.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-03-29
End of Genero Ca.ta1di.

SOUTHINGTON, Conn.,, March 29.- Genero Castaldt, seven years old, fell into the Quinnipiac river and disap- peared. He had been playing with a boy named John Smith, who said that after waiting ten minutes for his play mate to come back decided not to wait longer and went to the home of young Castaldi's father and there told them what had happened. The boys body has been recovered.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-03-29
New York Markets.

patents, s5.1o@5 45; winter straights. s51 6:1oi winter extras. s3S594; winter patents,
 WHEAT-opened firm on good cables, light worlds shipments, unfavorable weather west and covering; July, 930 93Ac.; September, s5 7-169Ds67sc.
 CORN-Quiet. but firm, on the cold weather west and with wheat.
 PORK-Steady; family. $15 short clear, $1475Q16.50; mess, 315@15.50
 BUTTER-F'irm; extra fresh creamery. 25c.; creamery, common to choice 15GD24c. state dairy, 13Q21c.
 cHEEsE1steady: state. full cream. loAo; small white, 12o,,; late made. 1oNc large. colored 12c.; late made. 10Ac ; large white, 12c.: late made, 10s4c.
 EGGS-Strong; state and Pennsylvania, nearby, average finest. 19c.; state and Pennsylvania nrsts, fs1ac.; western firsts, 1sac.
 to choice, S715c. 0S1. ,s isS sssts s ods s4e s1 4ehoioa
 PoTAToEs...Eirm; Long Islands ss@ $50; Jerseys, s3@e. .25; state and western in sacks. g. 7592. 90: Jersey sweets, a5OQ4.25.
 DRESSED MEATS-pressed beef steady at 614QsAc; per pound; dressed mutton steady at 6Q8c.; dressed lambs, 8h&D10c. {; city dressed veals steady at TlA@12c. 1: country dressed, 6G10o.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-03-29
Live Stock Market.

CATTIlEL,supplg s,. fair; sd market siow ara ss fair. $3. 40Q4.1s; veal calves, s6 50Q7.2
 HOGE--Receipts 4D double decks: mar ums, 50: heavy Workers, s5.8616; light Workers, s. .S5Qs. 90; pigs. s 65 5.75; roughs,
 SHEEP AND LAMBs-supply nght i; receipts, 16 double decks; market firm : prime wethers s. aoQ5 %; conmpn sheep,
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-03-29
S5 Worth, 50 Green Trading Stamps with

ID Gold Medal Coffee lb Jewel Baking Powder
 bot Peruna bot pr Pees Fayori Prescription F. bot Sarsaparila < bot pr Kennedys Remedy 1 bot Maryland Rye bot Port Wine bot Sherry Wine I bot Hunter Whiskey x bot Old Crow Whskey n bot Wilson Whiskey
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-03-29
s Worth, 30 Green Trading Stamps with

.......... Father Johns Medicine Emulsion
 
  Pills
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-03-29
FINANCIAL AND COMMERCIAL.
Closing stock Quotations.

Money on call noninally at per cent; prime mercantile paper 41aQ5 per cent; exchanges. s113, 7ss, ,809: balances, $9 422, PAS.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-03-29
g Worth, 2OCreen Trading Stamps with

lbs Fancy   1 <.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-03-29
Combination Orders
 Good for the Week.

Free, $4 worth. 40 green trading. stamps. with the following order
 at 45c:
 1 box Dried Beef ............ 1Oc can Condensed Milk ......t... 1Oc 1 bot Worcestershire Sauce .... Pc 1 far Jam 13c Free, $4 worth 40 green trading stamps, with the above order at 45c. Free, $S worth, 80 green trading stamps. with the following order
 at $1.OO:
 1 lb Best Butter ................ BOG l Ib Best Coffee ............. 35c 41s lbs Sugar ......... 25e 2 bags Salt 1Oc Free, ss worth, 80 green trading stamps. with the above order at s1.OO.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-03-29
SI Worth, 10 Green Trading Stamps With

 i  bs Lard 25c
  
  
 
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   pkg far 
  lbs Ib ID 1Oc    
   
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Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-03-29
OUR CIVILIZATION TEACHES
 SUBMISSION TO OWNERSHIP
GEOROE D. HEBRON Formerly Professor Applied Christianity College
SNHE PROBLEM OF LIFE HAS NEVER BEEN
 k ATTACKED. ITS SOLUTION HAS NEVER
FEN ATTEMPTED.

This Intangible thing call government has the people helpless As result all religions seeking console the masters power and by pointing better condition the world
 Science has fallen into faasm and has that this
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-03-29

NATURAL condition of affairs. As matter of fact for centuries and centuries the masses the people, have been TRAINED TO SUBMISSION. Government, religion and even science have taught nothing but submission, system of disciplining
 What standing armies for if they do not teach submission3 What are these artificial bound aries between nations for if not to teach that les son2 The influence of all the worlds training has
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-03-29
FREE ]!

$2 worth, 20 green. trading stamps, wit $3 worth, 80 green trading stamps, wit
 $2 worth, 20 green trading stamps, wit $1 worth, 10 green trading stamps, wit
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-03-29

been teaching TO SUBMIT TO BEING OWNED. Certain phlosophies tell the world getting sample 100000 persons condemned shop existence and sands of little children forced labor in mills?
 Government is merely organized method of lying Wheat $1 bushe that millions shall and that Russia and Japan shall kill 500 900 more.
 PLANNER THE RAW MATERIAL AND MIGHTY TO MAKE THE
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-06-08
Legal Notices.
sHeRlFF's SALE NOTICE.

Under and by virtue of certain
execution issued by Lyle A. Dickey,
District Magistrate of Honolulu. Isl
and of Oahu, Territory Of Hawaii. on
the 25th day of April 1904, In thermal.
ter OF l.. d. Kerr 4 Co., Ltd, Plaiutiff,
VS.. James Brown, Defendant, | did. In
said Honolulu, on the 18th day of May,
A. ID. 1904. levy upon. and shall offer
for sale and sell at public auction. to
the highest bidder, at the Police Sta.
ton. Kalakaua Hale, in said Honolulu,
at I2 o'clock noon of Friday, the 18th
day Of June. A. u. 1904, all the right,
title and interest of the said James
Brown In and to the following describ'
ed personal property. unless the sum Of
forty.three and 93.l00 dollars. that be.
ing the amount for which said execu.
ton issued. together with interest.
costs and my fee and expenses are pre-
viously paid
One Sewing Machine.
Dated at said Honolulu, this 18th day
Of May, A. ID. 1904.
ALBERT l.. MOURN,
Deputy Sheriff. Territory of Hawaii.
27GS-May IL, 81, June s, l6.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-06-08
BUY A HOME.

We have for sale on easy terms sew
eral residences In honolulu. which II
will pay you to investigate. Among
them is an acre and a half near the
Rapid Transit at Puunui for $1,000; an
acre and third. with dwelling, on Ka-
mehameha Road near King street for
$500; a quarter of an acre, with dwell
ing, on Azilllan street Punahou for
$500; and a quarter OF an acre with
cottage at Kalihi near Rapid Transit
for $1,000. Any Of these will be sold on
monthly installments, II preferred.
Further information furnished at the
ONCE Of the Pioneer Building and Loan
Association, 1873 King street. 4. v,
Gear, secretary.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-06-08
PASSENGERS ARRIVED.

For San Francisco, per s. $. Ala
media. June l5.-Mrs. II. Berger, Miss
NJ. Grace, Miss Meine, Mrs. J. ID.
Freitas, Miss a. +. johnson, Mrs. G.
Ashton, J. ID. Marques and wife, Miss
Stansbury, Miss Dowsett, Miss Enoch,
Miss McCracken. Miss @. Ashton, NJ.
Cierra and bride. Miss May Frasher.
Mrs. o. II. Walker, Miss Spivallo, ].
Dyer and wife and children, J. c.,
Cohen and wife, MIR. and Mrs. w. l..
whitney. Emmett May, wife and child.
Mr.. and Mrs. Won Graeyemeyer, Miss
McClanahan, Miss A. J. Gignoux, Miss
Mossman, Miss Vandeertin, Mrs. X. II,
Weir. Miss Chong, f. S. knight. wife
and 9 children. Mrs. Sam Wong and
infant, Mrs. Whitman. Miss NJ. Seong,
w. J. Mcneil and wife, Agnes NJ. Tut
tie, Mrs. Il. II. Scovelle, Mrs. i. G.,
Noyes, Miss Horner, Miss Putnam, Miss
Craig, Mrs. Hill, Miss Il. Weight, Miss
O'Connell, Miss Dover, Miss Rookie.
Campbell. Mr.. and Mrs. George +. Rem
ford, Miss Deas, Miss Wolfe. Mrs.
Geo. F. Renton and son, c.
tC Curtin and wife. Miss Faye,
Miss Cross, Miss Craig, +. d.
: Malone, X. ID. Rockwelrz. q. ID. Ma
hone. w. S, Ellis, G. +, Brown, c. A.
Mcdonald, IL. z. Austin and wife. Mrs
Tabor. Miss Tabor, Miss Winston. Mrs,
/. Bushey, Mrs. Peacock, Miss u. Nc
Donald, Miss L. Mcdonald, II. NJ. Lull
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-06-08

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE
First Circuit, Territory of Hawaii. At
Chambers; in Probate. In the Matter
of the Estate OF Ewaloa Hull (w), late
Of Honolulu. Oahu. deceased. Order
of Notice OF Hearing Petition for Ad.
ministration. On reading and filing
the petition of Hull tD. husband Of
said Ewaloa Hull tw) deceased. OF
Honolulu. Oahu. alleging that said
Ewaloa Hull lw) of Honolulu, Oahu.
died interstate at Honolulu, Oahu. on
the 18th day of May, A. ID. 1904. loay'
ing property In the Hawaiian Islands
necessary to be administered upon.
and praying that letters of admins.
tration issue to him. said Hull (k), 1t
Is ordered that MONDAY, the 9th day
Of JUNE. A. ID. 1904, at 10 o'clock am.
be and hereby Is appointed for hearing
said petition in the court room of this
court at Honolulu. Oahu. at which
time and place all persons concerned
may appear and show GAUGE. II any
they have, why said petition should
not be granted. and that notice of this
order be published in the English Ian
guage once a week for three success
i've weeks in The Evening Bulletin
newspaper in Honolulu.
Dated at Honolulu. Oahu, May "a
1904.
w. ]. ROBINSON.
Third Judge of the Circuit Court
of the First Circuit.
Attest: ]. A. THOMPSON.
Clerk of the Circuit Court
OF the First Circuit.
2175--May %. June /, s, Is.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-06-08
Business Notices.
TESTIM oNIAL.

Mr.. II. Cannon, Agent for the White
Bronze Monumental Co.
Dear Slr:-Words cannot express
how well pleased am with the white
Bronze Monument | ordered from you.
II was unveiled in the Kawaiahao Gem.
etery May 2sth. 1904, and is admired by
all who see 1t. feel sure that when
the merit of White Bronze is more full.
ly known that nothing else will be used
for monumental work.
EMMA A. DE FRIES.
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PASSENGERS DEPARTED.

For Maui ports. per stmr. Claudine,
June I. Noa Aluli, Hector Morton, Ka-
lanl Morton, David Morton, Ben Nor
ton, II. II. James, w. p. Fennell, A. I.
Taylor, c, b. Wells, C. d. Lufkin,
George Kaluna. Miss Kanellli, Frank
Mackenzie. Miss A. r. Mackenzie, Kao-
hu Mackenzie. Mrs. J. p. Silva, Mrs. A
J Fernandez, J. j. Hahony, q. Akuna
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-06-08
REMOVAL NOTICE.

The TOWNSEND UNDERTAKING
CO. and HONOLULU MUTUAL BUR.
IAt ASSN. have moved next door to
the more commodious quarters former.
Iy occupied by Pacific Vehicle & Sup
ply Co. Roomy office and parlors are
nicely and comfortably arranged.