The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1904-10-06
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IeaE Not mofe than si 900 900 You AZ,
1. was aiuoa . lave match
Some Yosss follr, aaid uoclc Eoep
doess't fsfllik sa,ia when dty's IN love
haybe dats why day pegtcts 10 figure OF
d. grpetfy bin after deys married,
Mr., s,ubh~-Johr, you've never used
that rensdg yea bought two years $50
Mr.. siubb-No, Marls. II Is guaranteed
70 cure sll Ills, and I'm stIliBg to e. then
sll at otoe, 10 csn ny Il.
liow do 700 like this cimstts Fiul
rate, answered the native. Il's 40 full q
malalis an ihlngs tha, folks that want
h.rp here don't generally stay long. az II
fiud Of keeps the society clear of lmml.
gfauis
Iokelty--l hsd close call last night, i
tell you. Pokeley-I, that sof Go. In the
road 81 Al automobile, chr Jokeley--No
wes eslling on the Youngers al their lat,
AID two other callers squetxsd 10 shortly
siserwsrd
Scared on Did Harxood buy the
cottage At Svsmpy Gieby No. What
cIused him to change bis minds Why, lie
started 70 buy a few qalnine pills In the
drug store, aud they said they sold them
only by The qasrt.
--o0ee upon "A time two youths were suit
ora for the baud Of good, beautiful, sen
able, bright, sactful, candid, soulful, VIC.
manly girl oae youth made love. The
other made money. Pezl'e: Which youth
mMried the good, beautiful, sensIt le,
bright, taotful, candid, soulful, womsnly
girif
Mr.. iounghushand Are you going to
! u the ladies Literary Club Ms
foupshusband- Whats the usef went
over TO see what It was like, ard the fret
thiog ! sa. was big sign that sald, mo
talking allowed"
Have YOU decided yet upon a name for
thai new suburb n youus Yes. | am
gning to call II Lookout, can't see any
thing striking or original about that. Ycu
ca1a. Think how ever body Ia the train
VII rnu 10 the windows when the brake.
man eslls GU. the name OF the station.
Mrs. Counterhop with 40 injured sir)
~ You told me before we were married
that you were the hlabes. sslsried clerk IN
the store. Mr.. Counterhop equally ibjur.
e. so am. I'm two inches and bali
hiahef han any other Ralaried clerk In the
whole establishment.
Maud-So thsLs a photograph OF you
sud your handsome cousin Clarence, Ia til
You seem TO be sitting pretty close toge.
thcr. where's his left ARM Mabel (blush.
Tag furiously lie hasn't any left arm. He
lost II In the war with Spain. | told him
that every body would misunderstood that
picture.
Stern Parent-~No, daughter, will
never consent to your marriage with man
who CANDLES like youug spo,klns does.
Pretty osughtcr--But, paps, he GAYS be
Nil return all he has ever won frcm you
~ our wedding day. S.ern Pareut--Why
d dnt you tell me that IN the fret p ace
Toe sooner you marry him, my dear, the
bitter.
~-Harrls--l SUI ppse Foster WAS pretty
vel wrought up when he found that some.
h5dy had stolen bis gold watch Barlow
! should say he was He was wild with
age. He sad the watch vas aye minutes
.igw, and he hoped l. would make the thief
lose train or be too late for An appoint.
meHt, or some tueh vtxalIous thing 40
that.
All bat 10 expected OF US 10 this war,
said the Chinese mandarin, Ia that we shall
be Neutral Ard what Ia 1eutralltys Neu-
trslIty, ~ undersiard Il. Is the art Of not
yourself 10 anything until you
arc dead sure which iie Ia going to win.
1T was on the old campgrourd Pass
de bat, suggested Bfuddah Wheatly. But
the rarsor raised his hand, mo, sab, - be
shouted "derc'l be 20 hats about 1t. Pass
4 Tia bpx Wild ehsin to Il. De last time
hat was passed around hesh II never cane
back, AID hsd 10 10 home tsrehesdtd.
There arc 'cs points In rsval con.
structlon that I'D like TO study before or.
hefirg hisnew batilfship, said the Grand
Slser. That IA easily arranged, answered |
The Sultan. Wen initiate Gome Of tie
other nations a lis.le, ard have them serd |
their nsvies sttaad for inspection again.
Too Many Qaeaiioat- The fAllscy Of
Asains too many questions is generally fol-
lowed by much embanassment. was
stopping al 4 large hotel. ard ore esyssI
same out and took NY hs, from the tsrds
81 tbs hstkseper, ! sail to hIui How DO
y6a Eho@ that ia my hats | dorit hrow /