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The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-09-14
THE AGE-I1ZERALD. WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER "A. 19O4
SOME GOSSIP OF RECENT
 INTERESTING EVENTS

MT. and Mrs oscar ". Underwood
 whose marriage on Saturday in Asheville. N. C.. came as something of a surprise to society went to Hot Springs, N. G. on Monday and from there will go to New York where MT. Underwood will take most active part in the presidential cam paign in that state.
 The brief telegram announcing the wed- ding did not contain the many details | that surrounded the romantic affair nor in any way picture the surprise expressed by the friends of both Miss Woodward and MT. Underwood, a number of whom were staying at Wentworth Inn, the Manor and the Battery Park hotel. A trio of Birmingham women were staying at .he Manor, Mrs Kettig, Mrs Raul, and Mrs. Barrett
 It was upon them whom Miss Wood ward made a little morning call just be- fore she was married, but to whom she gave not the slightest intlmation of even an engagement. She was staying with Mrs. John Scott and the Misses Dowd of Charlotte, three very attractive women, and had arrived at Wentworth Inn only few days ago. Very smartly gowned Tn brown, with a coat of brown lace, Miss Woodward accompanied by MT. Under wood drove over from the Inn to the Manor on Saturday morning to call on Mrs kettig, Mrs. Barrett and Mrs. KauI After a few minutes chat they made their adieus, with a rather vague, indirect promise to return that evening for cards.
 They were married quietly at one of the Episcopal churches In Asheville, but the wedding was not publicly announced un- til Sunday The only reason for the somewhat unexpected wedding was that both Miss Woodward and Mir Underwood preferred a quiet event In preference to an elaborate church ceremonial No wedding in years has been more univer- sally approved by society.
 The season is ended People are arriv- ing by every train that comes from a mountain resort, and the passing show of southern society that is seen in it's most opulent phase at the southern watering places Is giving place to a con tingent of northern society. Just as the southerners who have been idling away the end of the summer season in the pretty mountain hotels and cottages turn their faces homeward many of those very hotels begin to fill with northern visitors. They know the climate of the south is most ideal in autumn. and the hunting season Is on. Life out of doors never holds so much that Is vital and so much that Is delicious. The northern people love the south after all, and it would be to mutual advantage if there were more opportunities for the two sec lions to become better acquainted soci- ally-an opportunity that is always being lost since September and October bring to the mountain hotels in the south A large contingent of northerners, while those same months always brings the departure of the southern people. That IS due of course, to the long southern summer, and people want to get out of town by the middle of June. The first breath Of autumn makes them homesick. and the middle of September finds them back in town
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-09-14
Could Have Taken Prisoner.

The conclusion of the court Is that the troops could have taken the priso- ners iron the mob, even after they left the court house, had vigorous efforts been used instead of no attempt at all
 The report refers to the fact that the only instructions given the men as to when to load or fire was that given by Capt Hitch on the train, requiring them not to load or fire except when specially instructed to do so, these instructions having the effect generally of restraining the men from loading their guns when at tackled by the mob"
 Two instances of soldiers loading and threatening to shoot were referred to when the desired effect was had on the mob as these two soldiers held their ground thus furnishing evidence or the effect on the mob of determined resist ance."
 The report closes with the statement:
 Prom the evidence submitted, the court concludes that there was a desire and eff fort on the part of the enlisted men to perform their whole duty, if they had been permitted by those in immediate au- thority and command"
 No recommendations were made to the governor by the court, the report being simply the conclusions of the court and the evidence as submitted during the in- Vestigation.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-09-14

The screams fof the ladies brought the neighbors who armed themselves and searched for the negro.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1904-04-22
Can you hire people
to be good and cheerful.
wise and truc2

A father told his daughter that no
would give her a coin every time she
looked cheerful when she would nat.
urally have a doleful face.
The same day the father found this
poem In paper which had cretltei
the authorship to Driftwood
The WIND was cas-. and the shinusy
smoked,
And the ola brown house rsmsd
For nobody smiled, and nobody sked,
The young folks Erumbled. the "a folks
Thoy had come home chilled ami weary.
Then opened the door. and = sH came
oh. she was homely-voryi
Her nose was pug and her ehek was
There wasn't dimple from brow chin.
But her smile was bright and eeery.
She spoke not word OF the ca and
damp,
Nor Vet OF the gloom about her
But she monded the IRE and hgh'd the
And shs put on the place a drersnt
From that 1, had without hsr
Her dress. which was something h sober
brown.
And with dampncas nearly drying.
She changed for bright warn, ulmaon
gown;
Ana che looked 30 gay when she 30
came down.
They forgot that the air was aspins
They forgot that the house was tuil old
And smoky from base to rafisr
| And gloom departed from even hce.
As they felt the charm OF her nirthful
/ grace
And the cheer OF her happy hwhtor.
oh, glve me the girl who will snle and
sing,
And mako all glad togetheri
To be plain or fair "a lesser NhF,
But n kind. unaolnrh heart can ring
Good cheer In the darkest weather.
WIN Il 10 the daughter a. much
good MS the money oferI WIN Il do
her more good3
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1904-04-22
.9f SS1N- 80.

revolutions in which the efforts Of
Don Carlos TO seize the throne were
the prevailing causes In is43 she
was declared Of age and shortly after
Isabella. through the efforts of Louis
Philippe OF France, was married to
her cousin. Francis OF Assist, most
unhappy marriage.
The history of Spain during the
roign OF Isabella presents a dismal
picture OF faction and intrigue. The
country was rent by political jealousy
and In 1868. Sarrano and Prim, the
liberal leaders who had been exlled
some years, returned and headed a
successful revolution, compelling lisa.
bella to fee to France. A provincial
government was established. but the
people OF Spain. long accustomed to
view royalty with superstltious rever-
ence. demanded the revival of the
monarchy.
The crown was offered to and ac-
ceptod by Alfonso XII, the young son
OF Isabella, in 1874.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1904-04-22
AT THE PADRES GRAVE.
EaNy Teacher Of Christian Truths
sleeps Well Without Monumsnt.

EaHy Teacher OF Christian Truths
sleeps Well Without Monument
A little mounu beside the wall.
wooden cross renewed from time 10
time, ~ though some brother turned
an hour glass for him who sleeps DO.
low. the common flowers OF the field
or bit OF grass. or native roso or VIC
Iet. tho symbol letters OF his faith.
these are tho outward tokens OF the
PADRES grave. No costly tomb 10
boast achievements hardly won. no
stiitod oatentatlon OF his rank. nc
world acclaim for this. a lowiy son
who gave his life that Christian peace
might reign where ghoulish rites aud
Incidence had boon. His def hand
defined tho way and taught tho bles.
sings OF an unseen 10y. as tho culture
Of his soul increased his skin.
flo needa no monument OF stonei
Tho darkaldnned tribes he taught ara
here. Thelr legends tell how once
he lived to bleas them. Aud genera
tons yot unborn viii kneel before tho
shrine his art adorns and his faith
makes roai.--los Angeles Times.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1904-04-22
That Acid Trouble.

coiusa. Cal. April isth.--Muoh has
been said and written recently about
Uric Acid In tho system; what causes
II and how 10 get rid OF H. II Is
known 10 bo tho nrst cause OF Rhou'
matism and many other diseases and
has therefore received a great deal
Of attention from medical men.
Mr.. L. ~ Moulton Of this place
claims that no has solved tho prob
lem Of how TO get this acid out OF tho
aystom. lie says;
Il had this acid trouble myself for
years. Al times the Kidney aeorc'
tiona would be very profuse and at
other times scant. but the acid was
always my greatest trouble. Medicine
failod 20 ours me- IN at last ] heard
Of n remedy called Dodd's Kidney
Pulls and aftor taking boz | seemed
20 Do entirely cured. However. Il
came back on mo and this time took
several boxoa. with tho result that I
was completely and permanently
curOd. This was three years ago and
have not had a single aymptom OF
no acid trouble since. am Is years
81 aEe and am we'll a. ever was."
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1904-04-22
Little Noise In Jaran.

Japanere street cries are all melodL
Gus, and the avoidance OF noise IL
everywhere the first consideration
The Waterman who goes the rounds
at night boats two pieces Of wood to
gether. The bells have no clapperA
but are struck with the hand on the
outside. A melancholy. plover-llko
note on a reed pipe. which regularly
sounds In the streets every morning.
10 the call OF the blind. These have
the monopoly OF a lucrative profeS
sion, being shampooers and niasseurA
Massage has been practiced In Japan
for centuries and brought TO the high.
est state of efficiency possible. Iu
blind professors possess some knach
Of hand or personal magnetism which
has subdued the mort invoterate cases
OF rheumatism and Las even conquered
paralysis.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1904-04-22
The forethousht of a
very cautious youns
man who had just been
promoted.

Visiting with friends and attending
TO private business during business
time IL where = few people are very
positive.
This morning I noticed an employer
looking at an employe who was visit
Ing with n social caller. The employer
thought Il out OF order and the en-.
ploye may have thought the same. but
the latter was between two nres. dutJ
and duty
Duty 70 the employer and duty TO
the friend who called we're In conflict.
Tho employo may have discouraged
friends from calling. but could not
conquer all Of them. To offer to work
nver'lme when possible or TO excuse
,he employer from paying for the time
spent with friends during business
hours might be considered.
The very cautious young man just
promoted had caller who wanted
to leave a package for him and who
could not make tho right change. The
man Just promoted overpaid him and
requested him TO leave the package
and change at To- inquiry window.
This plan saved time and commotion
and showed that Mr. Just Promoted
was thinking In advance.
A general manager tells me that he
must secure plan for taking less
time with callers either by having
hours for callers or more diplomacy
or retreat for work.
One man who was Just finishing q
directory told a caller that he was
80 busy he could not take time &c
trade dimes for gold dollars.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1904-04-22
The conquerins of
diffidence In public
speaking.

The FIRST time took part in a pub
lie debate ! thought that the TOP OF
my head vent up 10 the ceiling aud
remained there until sat down
It was dlficult for n, to understand
how little girl the same evening
could speak 10 the audience IN as
natural and AZ easy a manner a. n
In common Conversation
A. later debate nlled my head
20 full Of arguments and interviewed
quiet. sensible old gentleman so
carefully that ! forgot everything as !
stood before the audience except the
subject and my confidence In my side
of H.
Dinidence 10 frightened away when
earnestness and desire TO be Useful
appear In time to cause you to pre-
pare.
Some OF the best impromptu
speeches have been In natural prepar.
alton Tor years.
Some OF tho best speakers have
sweat and knocked their knees more
ihan suu OF ever VIII.
Have ZACH a good idea and get such
a grip OIL IL that you had Just as soon
speak to the rulers Of the world as TO
the town pump.
WPit TO. and keep wanting TO want
10. cheer and benefit until you will
overflow with the spirit Of en-.
teftainment and enlightenment. 70.
creation with education. emile and
know more. enthusiasm and appli.
cation. The cooler and wiser you he.
come the more enthusiastic and beno.
fitted will your audience become.
In Cleveland. Ohio. several Year,
ago. was one OF an audience before
an American Indian orator. He car.
ried as wherever he willed TO and
he made but one gesture-that a sim.
pie one and one time-durinE the
whole speech. He was ideal calm.
ness.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1904-04-22
Little folks eyes are
sometimes as useful
as anything In or out Of
the house.

A man had book ready 20 be
printed aud he had pinned the proof
sheets up to hle away when his little
girl became interested in the queerly
marked sheets OF paper, and she
found n wrong word In n sentence.
How was there in place Of have.
and several men had gone over II
bllndly.
Then sho found a comma left ont,
and for these two discoveries she was
given eleven cents.
Her father would not have had the
wrong word printed for a hundred and
eleven cents, but she was moro than
satisfied with what she got.
Her grammar Is more interesting
10 her now In her school work than
before the wrong word event, and In
time she may become a good proof
reader.
An old gentleman said he wished
no could have lived his sixtleth year
when he was twelve years old, MS h'
thought tkat II would help him during
the years between. II might and 4
might not. We can by association
and information exchanging Get th'
next thing 70 experience.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1904-04-22
MAKING A GOOD CITIZEN.
Vour1 LAD Could Give His Elders q
Orally Needed Lesaon.

Vour1 Tad Could Give His Elders q
Greatly Needed Lesson.
A iS.year-oid Italian boy lately pre-
pared on essay on tho duties Of oiu'
tonship. for a club In New York,
Among tho rules which no laid down
arc tho following;
III ! want TO be a good oitizon I
must DO true 10 my country. true 20
my state and true 10 my city. II
DO not vote will not be doing my
duty. I must have my own judgmen,
N Fote for the man I mink Ia best
quAllnod for the once for which he
has been nominated n don't I won't
be doing my duty. must not ist any
body bribo me 10 vote for a man !
think not cited TOT an Office. u will
also be my duty 20 DO industrious and
solfsupporting. 30 AZ not 10 be a
burden and nuisance 10 the public.
I mast pay taxea. 90 that tho govern.
ment can be maintained and tho Of.
doors OF the government paid. because
tho government 10 for my good. When
Il Ia neceasary must holp 10 maintain
order aud always be ready for pub.
ITO service. and In case OF war serve
ny country. should know the bis.
tori Of my country and be an ihtelll.
gent reader and close observer Of
ourront oyeutg."
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1904-04-22
How some new white
flannel caps gotinto the
mud.


The nrst saw about Il was a group
OF men and boys on the street cross
ing.
4 man was helping q boy pick up
some large. square. overturned paper
boxes.
The boy was more OF person than
you would think from his SIZE.
The boxes numbered eight or more
and made a small wagon load. but
tho boy was carrying them alone
when a string broke and into the mud
they went.
White flannel caps were In the
boxes and n number OF them were
more or less coated In mud when they
reached tho sidewalk
The boy told me that the man n,
the factory ala not put enough strlng
around the boxes.
Now, that Is human nature, isn't ~
lou or would have said the
same.
Have you ever known boy who
would have said that he neglected tC
have more string put on the boxos?
The boy either neglected to audi
tho string when he took the boxes OF
else no decided wrong about II.
We can sympathize with the boz
and all who were blamed or Worried
by mud on the new white caps, bu
We can learn to shoulder more thing
which belong TO us and more that d.
not belong TO US. It Is a strengthen
ing and educating exercise TO blam
ourselves some and give others a
occasional rest.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1904-04-22
CAME FROM COFFEE.
A Case Where the Taking Of Morphine
Began With Coffee.

FOR N vans . avs vounr Ohio
woman 81 wns rrcat auiferer from
htomaoh heart and llyor trouble. For
eho las, 10 voars tho sufforlnr was
aerrIble. 4, would he lmnoaalble 10
Hescrlbe n Durlnr tho last three
veara / had convuisiona from which
tho only rollef was tho uao OF NOR.
ubino
n h.a sovorsi nhvslclans nearly
ali of whom advised mo No atom drink.
me ia and coTce hut aa conld take
oniv iiouId foods seit could NOT
iIve vi,hout rogoa .o,,lnued drink.
H. n untI I hecame aImost Insane.
~ mind Wa .Too,od While INV whole
srrvons svs,om wss comnleto
1907 srgored dsv aud nlght rom
h,,s, ana sa ,s,,.r would oniy mak0
- slciT ! Van, on ,rvinr dlfferenl
ar,nhs ,n,ll = sr,enA acted mo no try
pns,nm Food cogos
~ az ~ 49,, +, =. .o,,. finn. Ia.
a. ! - hsnar,sd nv me ehsnva
- .v.,am was AZ aiIsa Win coffeo
s,I,.a1 =, - ~, to- ,o"aysr hS
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1904-04-22

Mr.. MercRIor drow mar Of the
world which I have admired 10 A long
time and | may never nnd , better
name for my daily reports on rcuracy
for you.
Three years ago l printed letter
to send TO my friends and II re-
luested them To send me a shrt sug.
gestion for the daily life Of pen ana
boys in shops and factories On rail.
roads. ships and farms and 4 mines
and forests.
The letter brought me soma IDEAS
but did not give Il much rtentlon
and permitted other things 4 push
Il to one side. until last monn when
| picked up a bundle. rerest II and
decided that ii should be i, going
again.
During the next half century would
like 20 visit every country "a collect
local personal wisdom OF eer,ral use
among those every where Ia A. world
who wish 20 know more.
II ] can get people to SEEDING me
on postal cards their valuabh e,nerl.
encea and cheerful obseryatIWs may
by means Of the newspapon ~ the
world reach those who re,A s,ery-
body In the world To me \ seems
that every person who Rive, orders
TO any one has a chance 10 b, 4, leach.
er or promoter OF accunso fore
thought and greater Indiyidai stnl
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1904-04-22
ItaIY,a MaearonI lndu,tru.

Italy has some $500 macaroni fac.
tories employing nearly $4,000. A
number Of these factories are large,
using improved machinery and steam
power. Tho total annual output oi
macaroni exceeds 215.OOo tons. II Is
growing industry. The local con.
sumption. as wei as the exports. In.
crease steadily. The exports Of maca.
roni in 1883 were 7.719 tons; in 1900.
s.s9s TINS; In 1901. 9.G7S tons; in i9o2.
ll.522 tons; and IN 1908 (eight
months). 1876 tons. Nearly W per
cent of the above exports went To the
United States.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1904-04-22

Kidney pills arc quick to sootho and
strengthen sick kidneys and help them
free the system from poison. Read
how valuable they arc. even In cases
Of long standing.
L. O. Lowell OF 4i5 North First st..
SPOKANE. wash, says: Il have had
trouble from my kidneys for the past
ten years. Il was caused BY a strain
TO which paid little attention. But
as I neglected the trouble II became
worse and worse until any strain OF .
slight cold was sure 10 be followed
by severe pain across my back. Then
the action OF the kidney secrotions be-
came deranged and was caused much
annoyance besides loss OF sleep.
Doan's Kidney Pills were brought 10
my notice and after taking them n
short time their good effect was ap
parent All the pain was removed
from my back aud the kidney score
lions became normal. Doan's Kidney
Pills do all that is claimed for them"
A FREE TRIAL OF this great rem
edy which cured Mr. Lowell will DO
mailed on application TO any pat Of
the United States Address Foster
Milburn Co.. Buffalo. N. Y. For sale
by all druggists. price 50 cents per
Dor.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1904-04-22

In England the daw Is hardly ever
mentioned but as Jack; yet daw and
not jackdaw is the proper name OF
the species. II is suggested that tho
pie owes the mag" TO some corrup-
ton OF Margaret or Meg. To mag 10
to chatter. but whether the verb was
derived from the name or the namO
from the verb is a question. II is more
probable that tho Jlmcrow Of America
1.-THE old name for negro boy) was
brought across from England in tho
day when crow was Jim az a swal
low was Dick.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1904-04-22
Hunnry Man pIdnlt Ioln.

One noted for great charities arose
to mako speech Gnd counseled thus.
wise; DO not give a man money lest
no frivol IL on meat and drink and call
again. See TO II he receive that he
does not want. Then is conscience
appoased, and the suppllant goes his
way, returning not" In the ensu-
ing applause a hungry man on tho
outskirts OF the throng was observed
not 10 ioin.-Now York World.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1904-04-22

"No sab. tanlSy. sahl" said tho
waiter. in a neryoualy deforential war.
as he showed back the tip OF the 90
caslonal patron. mo. sab. dont
want dc money. sab; but 70 do
Lawd's sake. boss. please tell mo how
dat funny story done ended, dat you
was R-tellin' dat uddah gentleman do
last time you was heah. sahl Iso
done been a-waitln' thee weeks To-
you TO come back. sahl"-woman'
Home Companion.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1904-04-22

oauthang lin the Tibetan tongue,
beautiful pGstureO. place $4,000
feet above sea level. is the site of the
British camp on the advance into
Tibet, twelve miles from Chumbi and
Phari, and lies In small caldronlike
valley carpeted with moss and with
no apparent egress.
Some days ago Gauthang was a
desolate. unnamed spot, not boasting
a single shepherds hut AZ present,
Il is occupied by four companies OF
the Twenty.thlrd and Thirtysecond
Pioneers, and becomes temporarily
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1904-04-22

the headquarters OF the column OF
Gen. Younghusband.
Gauthang. though at a higher ele-
walton than Chumbi, is more sheltered
and less cold. It is preferable to
Pharl. being wen within the wood
limit. Transport difficulties make II
unlikely that the force will move out
OF the valley for two months
Reports have reached India that
three or four thousand Tlbetans have
assembled some forty miles from
Pharl and that hostilities are quite
possible,
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1904-04-22
They suffer in silence.

They Suffer In silence.
'"rhe question Is now being agitat'
cd" began Mr.. Vlctlmizer. folding his
paper. "as to which is the more fatal
10 mankind. gunpowder or face pow.
der" Il never heard OF man being
killed by face powder Horatlo," in
terpolatod his wife. mo, men don't
mention such things" he replied, but
nevertheless, many Que Is undergo
Ing what might be termed a living
death by having faced n volleY OF Il
md weakly surrondering. There are
deaths aud deaths. Maria
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1904-04-22
lrATa oE QUO. clrr or rotrpo. / =.

Lucas COUNTY. -
FRANK J. CHENEY makes oath that he IA senior
partner OF tho arm OF y. J. CnENEY a Co, d0lng
business IN the city q Toledo. Couniy aud state
lfgietaid, and that said ntln viii pay Tho sum %
saae q CArARRn that cannot b. cured ~ tho u
HALLS CArARHH CvRH. ...
Sworn 10 before me and subscribed IN my pre-
enee, this 9Th day Of December, A. y. lsse.
,-t A. W. GLEASON,
HorAHr PunLIo.
Haira catarrh Cure IA taken internally and acts
directly on tho blood aud mucous surfaces u NE
system. send for testimonials, free
Y. J. CHENEY a CO.. Toioco. o.
Sold BY oil Druggists, $50.
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