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Arizona republican., 1904-05-01

tom of. the hole. It must have hap pened after dark that night for he had passed over the road at sundown.
 "We was arguing the thing over when there was another splash, a suueal and a lot of grunting, and pig joined us. It was a fine big shoat and it came to me quick that there was no danger of me having to eat any of the mate of either of the for eigners. I grabbed the pig and thrust him behind down the slope. Four, says I, and all talking different languages for the pig was talkin like mad
 "It was cowld and damp on the slope and we were all wet. I gave Charley a sup at the flask, and there was but a toothful when he turned it back to me to drain. I had matches in me hair to dry and me tobacco was dry, so soon had the three of us comfortably smoking and waiting for the light of day, when there was another splash and we pulled out a fifth member. When we stretched him out on the ties on the slope we found he was another miner with a lamp on his cap; a big Swede, and so drunk that he didn't know of the fall he had. He was not hurt a bit, nor was the quart bottle he had in his pocket broken, and set it aside with tenderness and let him sleep, kicking him in the ribs when his snoring disturbed us.
 Whats neXt?' says I, when there was a commotion above and a horse dropped in to see us, bringin' with him the front wheels of a wagon. The horse hadn't the luck of the pig, the Swede, the Hungarian, the Dutchman or meself, for he broke his neck in the fall. There was the divil to pay above and I heard some Morris county blaspheming that stirred me Irish blood.
 "We could see the flash of a lantern, and I called out No trispassing. Don't yez come down here. There's four of us. pig and a horse here now. Rape off the brink. Go yez off and get rope. There's no room down here for more company That's the end of the story. I was wet at the time"
 T see," said one of the strangers, and you are dry now. Have another drink. It is coming to you"
 Well, I don't mind," said Terry, "and I'll tell you the order we came out in. It was the revarse order. At the break of day they came with the ropes and pulleys and rigged a three legged derrick over the hole. The wheels went up with the dead horse, and then the next haste to go up was the yellow -whiskered sot of a Swede. Then we sent up the squealing pig and Gott followed.
 Ut was me own turn next, and l climbed the rope hand over hand, with the lighted poipe in me mouth, and helped to haul up the big Hungarian Spitz with the lamp still alight on his cap. and, takin' wan thing and an other, barrin' the loss of the steed, it was not such a bad night withal."
Arizona republican., 1904-05-01

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 This simple remedy has never failed to cure this too often fatal malady. Usually three or four applications will be sufficient, but continue always until precipitation starts freely from the chest This remedy was formulated many years ago by one of the best physicians New England has ever known, who never lost a patient by the disease, and won his renown by simple remedies.-New York Tribune.
Arizona republican., 1904-05-01

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Arizona republican., 1904-05-01
KAISER SMOKES A PIPE.
Tobacco Burning HohenzolIern Has
 Discarded Cigarettes.

The German emperor has now taken to the smoking of a most elaborate pipe, with specially prepared Havana. This marks great advance on the mild cigarettes with which he com menced his sovereign. career. After that he crept up to equally mild straw colored cigars, of Dutch make, cost ing a penny, though these he indulged in only at the close of the day. His present habit he has inherited from his father, who was a great smoker of the well known student pipes, such as Bismarck substituted for cigars toward the end of his life; and no popular DOT trait of ''Unser Fritz was thought L" be perfect without his long, big -bowlad pipe. The old emperor neither smoked nor snuffed, although the latter habit was adopted by Frederick the Great, and continued by three of his success sors. But the great smoker of all the Hohenzollerns was Fredericks father Frederick William l., the kidnaper of giants. whose only parliament was the famous "Tabawscollegium."
Arizona republican., 1904-05-01

The annual conference of presidents is an important feature of the Massa- chusetts federation. What part of your club work is of the most value and interest to your club?" was the first question discussed. The president of the Worcester club GOO members) reported most interest in the literary
Arizona republican., 1904-05-01
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Arizona republican., 1904-05-01

Governor Cummins of Iowa and Gov ernor Van Sant of Minnesota, were guests of the Minnesota federation al their annual breakfast" in the armS ory of the state university, to which 600 club women of the state, and few gueStS sat down.
Arizona republican., 1904-05-01

After a man has been engaged three or four weeks, he begins to find oppor- tunities to take sides in her quarrels.- Atchison Globe.
The Glenwood post., 1904-12-24
Riahtina a Great Wrong.

Public opinion is Overwhelmingly in
favor of giving the culprits the full
limit, and If the mass of evidence col
lected is anything to go by the offend
ers already sentenced for contempt,
and many others who have not been
called before the Supreme Court, will
have a stony path to follow through
the criminal courts. on their way to
the penitentiary.
So far as the people are concerned,
it Is simply question of righting a
great wrong and putting a stop to cleo
tion thievery and outrage.
In behalf of the election thieves,
and with the hope Of preventing the
throwing out of the fraudulent pre-
cincts, Senator Patterson has raised
many technical questions and done all
he could before the Supreme Court and
in his papers to hamper and hinder the
investigation and punishment of the
faithless Democratic election officials
all to no purpose. however, for his
noisy objections and seedlings have
fallen upon deaf ears. The peopls want
the rascals punished.
The Glenwood post., 1904-12-24
LATEST WASHIKGT TON NEWS AND
CONGRESSIONAL PROCEEDINGS
Woman Suffrage.

The resolution granting to the
women of the various states the right
to vote for members of the House of
Representatives was made the basis
of a hearing before the Senate COM
mittee on woman suffrage. The ques-
ton was presented by a committee
consisting of representatives Of the
Federal Woman's Equality Associa-
tion, and included Mrs. Clara Colby
OF Portland, Oregon; DR.. Clara w.
MacNaughton and Mrs Belva Lock
wood.
81 live in the District of Columbia
where nobody votes" said Mrs. Lock
wood, "and am just as good as man
here"
Both she and Mrs. Colby made ar
guments in support of the constitu-
tionality of the bill. In addition to
announcing her conclusion in behalf
of her sex, Mrs. Lockwood expressed
the hope that the congressional rep
resentation of the southern states
would be reduced unless the negroes
are protected in their rights of suf-
frage The declaration brought
smile to the face of Senator Bacon OF
Georgia, who is chairman of the suf-
frage committee.
MTs. SolDy Sdlu IL was Hot true lhdl
women are quiescent under the pres
ent discrimination against them, but
that in reality they feel keenly the
deprivation imposed upon them.
Many of them are, she said. property
owners, and she contended for their
right of representation at the polls.
She also called attention to a Supreme
Court decision to the effect that negro
citizens are entitled to vote in all the
states, and drew the conclusion that
as women are citizens some provisions
be extended to them.
The Glenwood post., 1904-12-24
Interesting Political Bulletins.

series of political bulletins are
being circulated in Denver bearing
upon the frauds and Senator Teller's
election. The following brought an
answer from Mr.. Patterson on the
front page of the News:
THE United States Senate is now in
session. Colorado is not represented.
Senators Teller and Patterson are still
in Denver doing their utmost to pre-
vent the punishment of election
thieves and to secure the acceptance
of the fraudulent Democratic vote as
genuine. Are they afraid Of losing
their own seats, which they secured
through the crimes of these same bal
lot-box suffers? Does pot this &C
count for their present activity? Hon
est" John resigned" because of these
frauds. All self-respectitng people who
should do likewise"
Mr.. Patterson made a spirited reply,
in which he defended his election as
honest and almost unanimous In the
Legislature, but failed to defend the
charge that Mr.. Teller had been dis
honestly elected. The handful caused
much comment because of the
fact that Frank Adams police machine
in Denver undertook to suppress the
circular by arreSting the distributors
The latest developments in the
fraud investigation of importance is
the discovery that a large "imperson-
ated" vote was cast in what are know
as the respectable" precincts in the
residence portions of the city. This
was done by quiet, systematic repeat
ing, with the rough-house features
eliminated, and by the impersonation
of Republican voters and voting their
names for the Democratic ticket.
Regardless of who may be elected
governor, the gratifying fact for the
average voter is that the premium on
election rascality has been removed,
and for the first time in the history
of the state wholesale election frauds
have been rebuked and the guilty, or
at least some of them, are crowding
the Jail of the capital city. A. P.
The Glenwood post., 1904-12-24
The New Cabinet.

II is generally conceded that Pres
ident Roosevelt has practically de-
cided upon every member of his Cab
met. When his present term expires
there will be only one change in the
Cabinet. George B. Cortelyou will
succeed Postmaster General Wynne.
and Mr.. Wynne, if he desires it. will
be given some important post in tho
diplomatic or consular service.
John Hay will remain at the head
of the State Department. Leslie M.
Shaw, secretary of the treasury, 1t is
said, desires to retire, but will prob
ably be induced to hold on until some
months after the inauguration of
President Roosevelt, Secretary of the
Navy Morton, Secretary of War Taft.
Attorney General Moody, Secretary
of Agriculture Wilson and Secretary
Metcalf of commerce and labor will
undoubtedly retain their present port
folios. Secretary Hitchcock OF the
Interior Department has an ambition
to become the next United States
senator from Missouri. Hitchcock
may go out even If defeated for the
Senate.
Rumor has 1t that in event of the
retirement of Secretary Hitchcock ex-
Governor Richards of Wyoming. at
present commissioner of the General
Land Office, will succeed him in the
cabinet.
The Glenwood post., 1904-12-24
Judge Swayne Impeached.

Sitting as a grand jury the House Of
Representatives on the 18th inst, with
almost full membership. adopted a
resolution providing for the impeach-
ment of Judge Swayne, of the North
ern district Of Florida, for high crimes
and misdemeanors."
Throughout the session intense In
terest was shown by members. Fol-
lowing the adoption of the impeach-
ment resolution provision was made for
appointment of five members to notify
the Senate of the Impeachment and for
a committee Of seven to present the
case to the Senate.
The days proceedings were the first
of their kind since the Impeachment in
1876 of Gen. w. w. Belknap. who was
secretary of war in General Grants
cabinet.
The charges and specifications
against Judge Swayne were read by
Mr.. Palmer Pa).
In support of the charge of misbe-
havior, Mr.. Palmer said evidence
showed that out of each year Judge
Swayne spent on an average OF 212
days somewhere else. neither in his
district holding court, nor outside OF
his district holding court. Judge
Swayne. he said, never voted In Flor
ida, never registered there, and never
lived there in any proper sense OF the
term
The Glenwood post., 1904-12-24
Atlantic Coast Storm.

New York, Dec. 1S.-The snowstorm
and gale which struck the coast yes
terday afternoon and continued until
the early hours of this morning was
the most violent that has occurred for
several years. Reports from the New
Jersey and New England coasts and
from incoming steamers tell of furi-
GUS gales and many disasters.
In the city the snow which began
yesterday, fell almost without inter-
mission until early this morning by
which time eight inches had fallen.
There was little interruption of traf-
fic, $4,000 snow shovelers and 1000
teams being set to work as soon as the
snow ceased falling to clean the prin.
cipal thoroughfares.
The Glenwood post., 1904-12-24
Mormon Stands Pat"

Recorder Nicholson of the Mormon
church believes in the niger law"
and would suffer maEtyrdom before
disobeying the mandate of the church.
Before the Senate committee Attorney
Taylor for the prosecution asked Mr..
Nicholson why he had refused to
bring certain books pertaining to the
marriage ceremony of the Mormons,
as ordered by the Senate subpoena.
Because did not want to- he said.
DO you mean to say that your al
legiance to your church is superior
to your allegiance to your nation I"
was asked.
"If you put it that way" witness
said, "yes."
Suppose the committee should
send you back to Utah with an order
for those additional documents. What
you'd you do?" Attorney Taylor asked
of Nicholson.
'Show the order to President Smith.
and if he told me to disregard 1t l
should do So"
"And if the Senate should send an
officer to arrest you If you did not
produce the books, you would will
ingly go to prison?"
81 would"
The Glenwood post., 1904-12-24
WHO IS ELECTED GOVERNOR?

This action has since been shown to
have been wholly justified by the in
vestigation in the Bonynge Shafroth
contest ordered by Congress. 1t was
found that something like 5000 fraud
ulent votes had been cast in twenty.
eight precincts, not to mention the
fraud in the other 176 precincts of
Denver. The unseating of these repre-
lican on joint ballot, which meant the
election OF a Republican United States
senator.
Although 1t was a well-known fact
that the Denver representatives had
been fraudulently elected, and that
they were Justly unseated. the Demo
cratic Senate in order to elect Mr.. Tel
Ter, threw out Senators Dick and Nc
Donald without investigation or evil
dence of fraud; in fact, no real contest
was offered by their opponents. A
mock contest was ordered and the
farce was gone through with. occupy
ing but few minutes, and these seats
were stolen.
Now it is claimed to be the object
of the Republicans to right this wrong
and re-seat the two Republicans, al
though they cannot, of course, force
Mr.. Teller to give up his seat. secured
by this wrong.
The Glenwood post., 1904-12-24
By invitation of the President spe-

BY invitation of the President spe-
cial committee of the Commercial Ira
velers' Protective Association called
on him to consider his recommends
tion that the powers of the Interstate
Commerce Commission be extended so
as to enable the commission to pass
upon questions of railroad freight
rates. subject only to review by the
courts. The committee assured the
President that IN the stand he had
taken regarding railroad rates he had
the cordial support of the $4,000 ira
velers and jobbers which the COM
mittee represented.
The Glenwood post., 1904-12-24
Unseatina Born and HeaIy.

This question of restoring the stolen
seats of Dick and Mcdonald in the
Senate is an interesting one, and the
suggestion is receiving support from
Republicans all over the state. It will
be remembered that the last Republi-
can Horse unseated four Denver rep
resentatives who received the smallest
pluralities. upon the grounds Of fraud
The Glenwood post., 1904-12-24

An enterprising Californian. II. C.
Hoover by name, has made so much
money from a coal mining concession
in China that the dowager empress
wants to repudiate the contract. The
grounds for Reputation are that he is
a foreign devil.
The Glenwood post., 1904-12-24

John d. Rockefeller's purpose in
buying up the small village of Briggs
Vile seems to be to close a saloon
which is obnoxious to him. 1t must
be pleasing to be able to get rid OF
A-ivisl annoyances that way.
The Glenwood post., 1904-12-24

A battleship named for the State
of New Jersey has just been launched.
This naturally suggests the query why
the New Jersey mosquito hasn't been
trained to be utilized in war. AS a
sort of aerial torpedo boat his utility
would be unquestioled.
The Glenwood post., 1904-12-24

Students Of the Brazilian military
school attempted to overturn the gov.
ernment, but were captured and sent
TO prison. They should have restricted
their revolutionary activities to in.
venting 4 new yell.
The Glenwood post., 1904-12-24

In New York they say that high
neck dress and diamond tiara is
the latest opera costume. But what
IT, after one gets the diamond tiara,
one hasn't money enough left to get
the high-neck dress?
The Glenwood post., 1904-12-24

An Ohio convict who was out on pa.
role was put back in prison because
he got married. Isn't it about time
for some Of the women's clubs to take
Ohio under consideration?
The Glenwood post., 1904-12-24

There is talk of an anti-snoke cru
sade in Pittsburg. 1t looks as If the
people Of that town would stop at
nothing in their eagerness for noto-
riety.
The Glenwood post., 1904-12-24

The opera season has opened in
New York city with unusual splendor,
though the experts differ as to the
value Of the diamonds on exhibition.
The Glenwood post., 1904-12-24

Secretary Taft treasures Panama
with the official statement that the
United States has no other design
upon the isthmus than to build a ca
nal. 1t won't even take away the
dirt
The Glenwood post., 1904-12-24

Russell Sage's nephew has gone on
the stage as a member Of the chorus
in one of the musical comedies. II
he had been Russell's niece he would
have begun as n prima donna.
The Glenwood post., 1904-12-24

Unfortunately the morning papers
neglect to say whether that young
man who has decided to work for a
living is second or third cousin OF
Z. H. Hartman.
The Glenwood post., 1904-12-24

A Chicago man asks the court to
award him alimony from his divorced
wife who has been accustomed to
earn the family living. Why not, to
be sure?
The Glenwood post., 1904-12-24

Vanderbilt will send anybody a
booklet free, telling how he made
$1,000 grow % s1,OO0,OOO. Now will
somebody please issue directions for
acquiring $1,000 quickly and safely.
The Glenwood post., 1904-12-24

Two patriotic young women are
su,Gs to erect a home for geniuses
out OF Job. They had better rent
whole township.
The Glenwood post., 1904-12-24

No man." says a contemporary.
has right to look any uglier than
ne is" We know several who
couldn't
The Glenwood post., 1904-12-24

Yale had best not make future foot
oall earnings public. The trusts may
capture the game.
The Glenwood post., 1904-12-24

A Chicago man transferred house
and lot to his fiancee before the we'd
ding. There's one woman who really
has won a home
The Glenwood post., 1904-12-24
II Peabody Holds Over?


The indications are that the frauds
in Denver alone will exceed the plural
ity of Mr.. Adams. 1t would therefore
be manifestly unfair that he should be
given the office until the matter is
fully investigated and determined by
the Legislature, which has the sole
right to settle the matter
Suppose Mr.. Peabody holds over and
after the investigation is completed,
say some time in February. the Legis-
lature concludes that Mr.. Adams is
elected. Would the acts of Mr.. Pea
body, while holding over, be legal?
This and other similar questions can
not be answered off hand
1t is believed that the solution of
this problem lies in having Lieutenant
Governor Mcdonald, about whose elec-
ton there is no question, act as gov
ernor until the matter is decided.
One thing is certain. at the present
time. the evidence so far as divulged
indicates the defeat of Mr.. Adams, al
though there does not appear to be the
slightest disposition on the part of the
Republican managers to take snap
judgment or use unfair or unjust
means to settle the matter. The gen.
eral opinion among Republican lead
ers is that the party will not under any
circumstances adopt the arbitrary and
brutal methods which were employed
by the last Democratic Senate in un-
seating Senators Dick and Mcdonald
to elect Mr.. Teller to the Senate
''If we cannot win fair we don't want
the Office" said a prominent leader,
but If We have won it, we want it;
and we want the people to know all
about the frauds. and If they do, they
will support us in an effort to get it,
The Senate will be Republican by
one vote. The indications are that the
first official act of the Senate after
organization will be to unseat Born
and Healy, who were given the seats
of Mcdonald and Dick This will give
the Republicans five majority in the
Senate and they already have a large
majority in the Lower House.
The Glenwood post., 1904-12-24

New York paper refers to Harry
Lehr as the young society wine
agent" However, that's compli.
ment in New York.
The Glenwood post., 1904-12-24

What is the basis for the superstl.
tion that the wishbone brings good
luck? 1t didn't bring good luck to
the turkey.
The Glenwood post., 1904-12-24

The hoary odd church oyster joke,
IN spite of its years, capers nimbly
TO the front again, claiming as its
tribute the usual weary smile.
The Glenwood post., 1904-12-24

Uncle Sans newest cruiser whizzes
oy you before you can say "Pennsyl.
vania"
The Glenwood post., 1904-12-24

Mr. Kyrle Bellew says that acting
is not an art and that actors are not
artists. There have been times when
we've suspected it.
The Glenwood post., 1904-12-24

In Manchuria they blow up maga-
zines. In this happy land of peace
and plenty they simply blow up the
writer.
The Glenwood post., 1904-12-24

The coreless apple is now on the
market. and the small boy won't have
anything left to give to his little sis
ter.
The Glenwood post., 1904-12-24

The worlds annual output OF dia-
monds is estimated at s35,O00,000. and
the stingy old earth yields them up
with extreme reluctance.
The Glenwood post., 1904-12-24

Did Sir Edward Clarke ever hear
anybody refer to our national bird as
anything but the American eagle?
The Glenwood post., 1904-12-24

Give the doctor his due. 1t might
nave been an undertaken who in
vented the quick lunch.
The Glenwood post., 1904-12-24
Legislative Investigation.

The Supreme Court has enough
contempt cases from Denver alone to
keep it going for two months or more,
according to the statement of a promi-
nent Republican attorney.
The precincts thrown out by this
court. If any more are thrown out, will
be those which it has Investigated in
the course of the contempt proceed
ings. These will not be very many, in
fact but a mere handful, by the time
the Inauguration day arrives for the
next governor, which falls on January
10th next.
The throwing out of fraudulent re-
turns or returns from stuffed ballot
boxes by the Supreme Court will not,
therefore, settle the question as to who
Is governor. The action of that court,
together with the evidence which it
has collected, will, OF course, be con-
sidered by the Legislature, which by
law canvasses the vote and deter
mines who is elected to the various
state offices from the governor down.
The committee appointed to investi-
gate the matter will have to consider
an enormous mass of fraud evidence
from Denver and may determine to
open all the ballot boxes in that city.
II this is done the conclusion OF the
Investigation will not be reached for
several weeks. and in the meantime
who will be occupying the governors
chair?