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The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1904-04-09

The ordinary treslmens now melted out
to negroes guilty Of crime.
Politically they ought to be frankly
dlstranchised They are "pohticai
idiotsn and it is a sheer madness to
permit them 10 misuse and prostitute
a privilege which the Anglo Saxons
won for themselves onls through a
thousand years OF painful history.
This would, certainly, work a bard
ship upon a few, but in a complex race
problem as this, the individual can
have no rights. And voarious suffer
ing is ever the cost of progress every
where. 1t may be important that a
few intelligent and worthy should have
the right to vote; but it is more impor-
tant that the mass Of negroes be put
in the way Of progress and the fact is
that the negro vote is an insnperable
bar to his progress in the South.
"Religiously they ought to be under
the guardian tutorship of the white
churches. While we are sending,
trained and extensively equipped
white missionaries to die OF fever
among the savages of Africa, we still
hnd 1t c%onsonant with duty to turn
owe semi-savavages at home to the
guidance Of ingorant, self conceited
and often immoral negro ''preachers"
The comparatively few negro clergy
men of education and character among
them little If any real influence for
good. The mass of their constituents
is out of sympathy with their work and
hopes.
awe have taken hold of this entire
negro problem at the wrong end, 1t
is high time to admit the error and
VeBiu aEiBnl,
The New Pathological Revie W of the
world, a leading German publication,
contains IN its last issue a lengthy no
tlce Of ''Ithaca or Leucas" by William
Gwathmey Manly, Professor.o Of Greek
in the University of Missouri. In this
article Professor Manly discusses the
much disputed question of the home of
Odysseus, the hero Of Homer's Odyssey.
This matter is N that has engaged
attention for some time In the German
Universities and they welcome any
suggestion from this side of the water
that will bring the discussion to a con-
elusion.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1904-04-09
Good Shooting on the aAItOn.o

Ducks and geese are plentiful at
points on the Chicago & Alton railway,
located on the Missouri and Mississippi
rivers. The shooting is good at Glas-
gov, and is also especially fine at all
points on the Alton road along the
Illinois river bottoms, which means
practically the entire distance from
Pearl, ILL.,, to Louisiana, Mo.
ASK your local Chicago g. Alton
agent to quote you rates, and for
further particulars write j. O. Holly,
ticket agent, Chicago g. Alton Ry.,
Glasgow, Mo-, B. S. Carrick, ticket
agent, Chicago g. Alton Ry., Louisiana
No. G. H. Chandler, ticket agent,
Chicago & Alton Ry., Pearle, III.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1904-04-09
HEALTH is YOUTH.

Disease and Sickness Bring Old Age,
Herbine, taken every morning be-
fore breakfast will keep you in robust
health, fit you to ward off disease. II
cures constipation, biliousness, dys'
pepsia, fever, skin, liver and kidney
complaints. 1t purifies the blood and
clears the complexion. Mrs. D. W.
Smith, Whitney, Texas, writes, April
5, 1902; 81 have used Heroine and
find it the best medicine for eonstipa.
tiOn and liver troubles. 1t does all
you claim for it. l can highly recon.
mend it," 90 cents a bottle, For sale
by Crenshaw & Young. 4-2ml
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1904-04-09
Notice 10 Public.

Having completed the brick building
between the bank and A. f. Oberhel.
mani's store l am prepapared to fur
nish to the people OF Wellington and
vicinity everything usually carried in a
FIRST class feed store. / have arranged
with the World Model Mills of Sweet
Springs to handle their -four and meal.
Every one knows there is none bette
made. ! a assure you that your pat
ronage will be appreciated and You
will be treated fairly. Yours for busi-
business, Otto Koch, wellington, Mo.
i1s-tt
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1904-04-09

Jackson.
The imperialistic idea of the repub-
lican party in acquiring territory by
conquest, creating an unnecessary tax
alton burden upon the people, by main
tanning a standing army in foreign
lands, is against the interest Of the
people of the United States, and is
condemned by the democratic party.
Believing that just government can
be derived only through democratic
success, We call upon the sovereign
people Of the union to rally to the sup
port OF ITS standard bearers.
Third, whereas, unde democratic
rule for thirty years. the state of Mis-
souri, has enjoyed Il wise and econom-
ical administration Of her affairs, and,
whereas, under these successive DEM
ocratic administrations the state debt
has been steadily decreased as has
the rate of taxation IN Missouri, which
Is today lower than any Of other sister
states.
Be it resolved, that we do hereby
commend and endorse the splendid al
m%inistration of affairs by the demo-
cratic state administrations, and point
with pride to the record made by our
party and defy the republican party
to produce proof to the contrary; fur
Their, we heartily endorse the splendid
service rendered this state by her SEN
ators and representatives in congress;
and, be 1t further
Resolved, that we hereby renew our
allegiance to the prlncipl& enuuc I
ted in the Kansas City national p /l
form. ~
Fourth, recognizing merit n
craftsmanship wherever prese ~,
this convention now assembled, h.
resenting as 1t does the stalwar m-
ocracy of the Seventh cougrtb| nal
district OF Missouri, most heartib Tom.
mend and endorse the splendid E.bor4
made 10y the Honorable c. W. H1mlin
in the congress of the United States,
and we pledge him our support for a
second term in congress. We send
greetings to the democratic voters of
Missouri, and assure them that the dis
trict has in the person of Mr.. Hamlln
the embodiment of honesty and states
manshlp.
All OF the above aud foregoing res
o%lutions were unanimously adopted by
your committee.
j. j. FULKERsoN,
Chairman.
R. B. RUFF, Secretary.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1904-04-09
A TEXAS WONpER

One small bottle of the Texas Won
der, Halls Great Discovery, cures all
kidney and bladder troubles, removes
gravel, cures diabetes, seminal ennis
sions, weak and lame backs, rheuma-
tism and all Irregularities of the kid
neys and bladder in both men and
women; regulates bladder troubles in
children. If not sold by your druggist,
it will be sent by mail on receipt of 81.
One small bottle is two months treat
ment and seldom fails to perfect a cure.
DR.. E. w. Hall, sole manufacturer. P.
0, Box 500, st. Louis, Mo. Send for
testimonials. Sold by all druggists,
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1904-04-09

The only kind Of consump-
ton to fear is neglected
consumption"
People are learning that con-
sumption is a durable disease.
1t is neglected consumption
that is so often incurable.
AT the faintest suspicion Of
get a bottle Of
SCOTS Emulsion and begin
regular doses.
The use of SCOTS Emulsion
at once, has, in thousands Of
cases, turned the balance in
favor Of health.
Neglected consumption does
not exist where SCOTS Emul-
sion is.
Prompt use of SCOTS Emul-
sion checks the disease while it
can be checked.
Send for free sample.
SCOTT & BOVINE, Chemists
4ss4Is Pearl Street, New York
soc. and g. 90; all druggists.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1904-04-09
800 REWARD. 500.

The readers of this paper will be
pleased to learn that there is at least
one dreaded disease that science has
been able to cure in all its stages, and
that is catarrh. Halls Catarrh Cure is
the only positive cure o known to the
medical fraternity. Catarrh being a
constitutional disease, requires a con-
stitutional treatment. Halls Oatarrh
Cure is taken internally, acting directly
upon the blood and mucuous surfaces
of the system, thereby destroying the
foundation of the disease, and giving
the patient strength by building up the
constitution and assisting nature in
doing ITS work. The proprietors have
so much faith in its curative powers
that they offer One Hundred Dollars
for any case that it fails to cure. Send
for list OF testimonials. Address
+ ]. Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio.
Sold by all druggists zoe. TakeHall's
family pills for constipation. 4-2m1
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1904-04-09
READ THIS.
st. Louis, Mo-. April

st. Louis, Mo-, April 20, 1908.
This is to certify that | have been
cured of kidney and bladder trouble
by the use of one bottle of the Texas
Wonder, and l a cheerfully recon-
mend it to others suffering with kidney
and bladder troubles. l have gained
20 pounds since using it. Yours truly,
w. R. CoRDELL, 264s Olive st.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1904-04-09
congressional Convention Resolutions

At the 7th congressional district con-
vention at Sedalia last week resolu-
tons we're presented by the Resolu-
tions Committee, consisting of the fol-
lowing representatives of the counties
10 the district:
Benton, b. R. Lingle; Greene, o. T.
Hamlin; Hickory, j. H. Childers;
Howard, Birch Yancy; Lafayette, DR..
j. j. Fulkerson; Pettis, Lee Mont
gomery; Polk, DR.. R ]. Vim; Saline,
R. B, Ruff.
The resolutions we're as follows:
Be it resolved by the democrats OF
the Seventh congressional district OF
Missouri, in regular session
First, we the democrats OF the Sew.
enth congressional district OF Missouri
renew u faith in the principles of
Jefferson democracy as necessary
to the perpetuity of our republic and
the preservation of our free Institutions.
Second, We believe that the time is
opportune for the election of a demo-
cratic chief executive of the United
States. The policy of the present ad.
minlstration to foster trusts and mon.
opolies is antagonistic with the inter.
ests of a common people, a menace to
free government and IN contradistinc-
lion to the principles OF Jefferson and
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1904-04-09
Hoods J~drSGpGriLL0
and Pills

Remove it, give new life, new cour-
age, strength and animation.
They cleanse the blood and clear tho
complexion.
Accept no substitute.
AT felt tired all the time and could not
sleep. After taking Hoods ~sarssparilla
q while I could sleep well and the tired
feeling had gone. This great medicine has
also cured me Of serOfulA." Ma. G. II.
Roor, Gilead, Conn.
Hoods sarsaparlIla promises 60
cure and keeps the promise.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1904-04-09
BALLARD'S %HOREHOUND sYRUF

Immediately relieves hoarSe, croupy
cough, oppressed, rafting, rasping
and difficult breathing. Henry G.,
stearns, Druggist, Shullsburg, Wis.
writes, May 20, 1901: 81 have been
selling Billiards. Horehound Syrup for
two years, and have never had n pre.
paration that has given better salts
faction. l notice that when | sell a
bottle they come back for more. I can
honestly recommend It." 25c, SOC.
and S1.0O For sale by Crenshaw &
Young. 4.2m1
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1904-07-30
aon.sh.rrr lEarmalada.

Use three-fourths Of a pound Of
sugar to a pound Of fruit; put the
sugar and fruit in layers in q preserV-
Ing kettle; heat very slowly, and
crush the fruit q little as it heats to
extract the Juice; simmer very gently
until It Is q thick mass; It must be
stirred frequently and cooked until the
skins are perfectly tender. Seal in
tumblers, like jeIly.-PeOple's Home
Journal.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1904-07-30
Eassssd At TIE Pea Office 81 chizgA
q n, a Sseoad-sIas Mattsf.


Prof Loeb, In Berlin, 10 experimenting
with rattIemake venom IS q cure for
Isprosy, and he thinks he has hit upon
the specific for one Of the most loath-
some diseases that human flesh Is heir
20. Should he succeed IN demonstrating
that the snake poison wiz cure this
plague, rattlesnakes would at once be
come commercially valuable. The mar
ket value Of the poison is about SIS per
dram. Prof. Loeb get his rattlesnake
venom from a man in Colorado, who
keeps snakes as pets.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1904-07-30
Invaaion Of china.

Here Is q Woo-Smg milk ''ad" from
the Shanghai Times: We open At
Woo-sung IN the soHth 81 the telegraph
company for sale the foreign milk, the
taste are sweet, TIE milk aIe pure and
the pries are Just We haven't put any
water IN q, II examine out. won't pay
q single cash. II you want to buy 50
you vim know the foreign cows shop.
Gen sung Kes." wouldn't that curdle
youi-N. 7. Tribune.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1904-07-30
RrsadstuR Importa

Maearoni, vermicelH and al similar
preparations constitute, as a whole, the
most important item Of breadstufs i'm
ported for consumption into the United
States. In the fiscal year i9O2-'O3, the
combined imports Of these products
amounted to q, 67O, ] 91 pounds, valued a.
81 200, 419; in the previous fiscal year the
imports were 23,7sO,T56 pounds, valued
ct 1914, 929.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1904-07-30
rrohanee q OonAdsncsl.

aInstsad Of being a millionaire" cor
adsd ire young nan At the seaside
hotel 70 the beautiful heiress, Il be
Iisve It Is only honest, now that We are
engaged to tell you that l am the
hOorWaIker at Catehem & Skinems
dry goods emporium"
II thought there was something IA
miliar about you" answered the beau
uiful hslress. Il am in the ribbon de-
partment there."-Tit-Bi
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1904-07-30

Mrs. MuIgreW-Ars ye goin' 70 sind
yer boy Tommy back 70 school THIS
weeki
Ma. oDooley-No, indade; me ambi-
ton IL to make an alderman OF hin
phWhin be grows up, an II he got too
much eddication he'd be shpoiled lot the
pogition Bits.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1904-07-30
Bow, Club League.

In a clubs, more than 1900 boys Of
the East side Of New York have been
gathered to form the Juvenile City
League. Each club represents q city
block, ana each boy pledges himself to
abstain from littering the streets, while
he also promises TO persuade others to
do as welI.-World's Work.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1904-07-30

ErpIe95lonal 6erNlsel 91aN--
One day when Helen vas alone win
her mamma, she said:
When I am big, mamma, I'm CONS
70 marFy q doctor or q ministef."
why, my dear?" ASKED her mother.
Cause Il marry q doctor. can SET
ven Cor nothing; and II marry min
lister can be good for nothing," replied
Helen, ingenuously.-Gttle Chronieie
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1904-07-30
Hospital Flowers.

An the hospitals and almshOuses in
Berlin are regularly supplied with
fresh flowers from the public gardens,
while twice a week each Of the ma
tional schools receives from 100 to $50
speciments Of four different kinds Of
plants for use at botany lessons.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1904-07-30
Pine Climate

Eor 3 winter climate Colorado
Springs has g reputation second 70 no
locality in TIE United States Daring
the Winter cf 19o3-04 hundreds Of
robins. blueblrds. Spanish sparroWs.
orioles ana turtle doves made their
homes n that vicinity, and there Was
no weather during TIE whole season
- rsre1e IS 70 harm thsm There
ware s17 clear days Il tie year.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1904-07-30

Il understand James JaWbone Big
mitt was looking for the editor this
morniHg!"
yes; the editor wrote an article in
which he referred to him as our star
bruiser.'
But don't see anything in that to
get wrathy over"
mo; but the composition made II
read star boozer.' Houston Post
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1904-07-30
Embarrassing.

who Is that fright over there in the
salmon-colored dressP
Ny sister"
mo. No. Ali didn't mean her
ah-ah-I meant the one next to her"
That's my wife
do you think Parker viii be eleetedI
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1904-07-30
ReaEonable.

Doesn't It sound ridiculous to say:
The hand that rocks the cradle is the
hand that rules the worldT What does
that mean, anyway"
well, the hand usually belongs to q
nurse or servant girl, and you known
how servant girls boss things. Cath
Ollie Standard and Times.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1904-07-30
Tha nnun-rrnddsn sex.

Mrs. Highup (Wearily)-Woman's
work is never done.
Mrs. Wayup (drearily)-Too true. A
man may get rich, and retire from ousi-
ness, but a woman must go on making
and receiving calls to the day Of her
death.-N. 7. Weekly.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1904-07-30
One Minister'S Failing.

Deacon Grabhard-Rev. Du Goode
says he doesn't believe in raising money
by church fairs, suppers, concerts and
lotteries.
Deacon Pinehpenni-H'm! He's alto
gether too conscientious for q minister.
IN. Y. Weekly.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1904-07-30
Keep Tab o. Him.

Mrs. Chellus loolIg bad, doesn't she?''
yes, and no wonder. She's been
awake every night for a week past"
The ideal What was the matter?"
"She discovered about a week ago that
her husband talks in his sleep, and, Of
course, she had TO listen. "-Philadelphia
Public Ledger.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1904-07-30
Hail in Germany.

How great is the damage done BY hail
IN Germany Is shown by the fact that in
Bavaria alone, last year, IT amounted to
more than S5,OOO,OOO The number Of
fields damaged was 70,4Ss. In southern
Bavaria q per cent Of the agricultur-
lists suffered more or less.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1904-07-30
His SYMPTOMS.

Farmer Clodpelter-Col. ChinnaWay
says he Is out Of politics.
Farmer Bentover-Yes, / know ne
says so, but I notice he's actin Ike
a Teller that Is nightly afraid the nom
ination for congress will sneak up and
bite him on the leg.-Puck.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1904-07-30
Cnnldn,t Ra GENUINE.

Gusst-That still Life study Il . Won
der. Nothing could be finer than that
table, the book, the pipe and the purse.
How perfect the bank bill is! By JOVe!
I believe It is a real bill pasted on.
Host-ImpOsdbIei bought e Of an
artist-N. 7. Weekly.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1904-07-30
Joyous Celebration.

what is that eccentric Tom Purse
" giving a Tin Remembrance fort
He was never married?"
'sNo; but the only girl he. ever
courted refused him ten years ago and
he wants to celebrate the fact"-De-
troit Free Press.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1904-07-30
Emotions an Fish.

Change Of color Is one Of the best
indexes to the emotions Of the fish.
When the fish Is sick Its color Is apt
70 be faint, while when in health,
angry or breeding the eOiorS stand cut
brightly and ViVidly.-Naturs.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1904-07-30
Annie Watsr Lea

Pare and core some fine apples, cut in
pieces into a preserving pan with suf-
hcient water for them to float; boil until
reduced to q marmalade and strain. To
one pint Of apple water add one-half pint
OF strip, Juice Of lemon and alittle wa
ter; when cold, freeze.-Boston Budget
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1904-07-30
Ast IN Missouri

Newly Afisnced one-Wilie, Row
would you like TO have me for your new
mammal
Little WIllisI don't know about
that; Just show me the sire o. your slip
per.-Chicago Journal.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1904-07-30
Perfectly Safe.

Cannibal Chief-Who sent you here?
Thin Missionary was sent to teach
YOU Door heather not to eat human
flesh.
Cannibal Chief-Ah, see; and to be
on the safe side you left yours in your
native land!-N. Y. Times.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1904-07-30

Binks-Wonderful thing, radium.
They say a very little contains enough
energy to raise q very great weight
Jinks-Pooh, that's nothing. Our
latest arrival can raise the whole house
and keep it up all night, too.-Ally
SlopeT.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1904-07-30

short-Fm one Of those chaps who
don't believe in doing things By halves
Long-Yes; I've noticed that you
never Try to make a touch for less than
a do;lar.-Chicago Daily News.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1904-07-30
Trus Friend.

Tsaeher-Who was the best frisnd
ireland ever had?
Irish scholsr-oi don't Just nov re-
member, but be discovered Amsriky.
Town T0pieS
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1904-07-30

A new species Of grass now cultivated
81 the droughty regions Of Kansas has
roots much longer than the growth
above ground, enabling the plant to ind
and thrive upon moisture deep down in
the earth.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1904-07-30

Little WilHe-Papa, do they have doc
tors TO treat pigs?
His Papa-Yes, my son; only they are
called veterinary surgeons. Why do you
askf
Il was Just wondering who cured
baconi"-Stray Stories.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1904-07-30
Briton and Bou.

In the TransVaal and the Orange
River colony. If the present rate Of
intermarriage between Briton and
Boer Is kept up, within 20 years the
two races viii be so welded together
Is 70 be indistinguishable.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1904-07-30
NsirRbbrlH Kindneas.

Mr.. So-So-Where did Baby Marga-
ret 60 with her new little broom?
Mrs. So-So-Oh, hOTrorsi Look at
her over there sweeping on Mrs High
rollers front steps.-Cincinnad CON-
mercial Tribune.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1904-07-30

First Artist-We must go to nature
for our subjects.
Second ArtiBt-Oh. that's easy, but
where IN thunder are We TO 60 Cor our
eustomers?-Brooklyn Life.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1904-07-30

The average locomotive WIN draw
800 tons Of goods q mile every three
minutes. It would take q man and his
team ten times Is long b haul 3 SIN
Gle ton for one mile.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1904-07-30
He lTads Trouble.

you don't desire my daughter to
play for you?"
mot Just at present, thank you"
"But / thought you said you liked
musie?"
That's why."-Boston Transcript
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1904-07-30
Hsr Observation.

Isn't It q terrible scandal" asked the
laxative woman.
81 have often observed" answered
Miss Cayenne, icily, that people speak
Of a scandal as terrible" and insist on
talking about It as If they found 1t de-
lightful. "-WashingtOn Star.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1904-07-30
Trouble in the Air.

Bronco Bnl-what did Tough Temp
kins die Of?
Grizzly Pete-Wsll, the poor guy need
ed a change Of air an couldn't get It.
Bronco Bill-Lung trouble?
Grizzly Pete-No; he was lynehed.-
Judge.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1904-07-30
nninr Paris IN Two paya.

Bridegroom-NoW, Aurelia. We must
have q straight division Of labor. You
look AZ me sights and III keep my eye
On the guide book.-Tit-BitA
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1904-07-30
nnnldn,t Do Il II Pnnr.

Bacon shouldn't think he could
AFFORD to go around wearing q dilapi-
dated looking hat like thatl
Egbert-Of course he can afford It.
Why, he's a rich mani-YOnkers States
man.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1904-07-30
A Dangerous Woman.

She-Mrs. Sparker has done nothing
lately but run down her neighbors.
He-I had no idea she was such
gossip.
she-Who said anything about Cos
sip? She Is learning to drive her new
motor car.-TOWn Topics.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1904-07-30
HatefnIl

Patienee-Peggy had y candles in
her birthday cake.
Patrics-Wkat vas the matter? Was
mt the cake large enough to get any
more ini-Yonkers Statesman.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1904-07-30
PER HANGING Pf
GONE.
PROMPTLY
PAPER

Paper hanging in all it's branches
neatly and promptly done By L.
Tiderington and A. Z. Newly. 2s2s
wabash avenue.