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The Yale expositor., 1904-05-06
SARCASM OF ORCHARD OWNER.
German Asks Only That Thieves.
Spare Part OF Product.

German Asks Only That Thieves.
Spare Part OF Product.
There is q tone Of gentle irony Ia
his advertisement from a GermaE
newspaper: ITO those kind friendz
who during 1903 have shown such IN
terest In the contents of my humble
garden. Take notice that In future
the keys can always be had on appis-
cation. even during the night, and thai
TO enter by the gate Is much less dt-El b
gerous than climbing over tina val.
] shall be further deeply grateful II "a
future you would be so generous an -
leave little OF the produce for my
needs. The trees In the orchard
from present appearances, seem "a
promise n fine crop. but when gather
Ing tho fruit / should be Obliged n On.
future you could do so without nno+
Ing Il necessary 20 pull the tresa,
down. II would also insure you n
larger selection in time 10 come. For
the same reason I beg you 10 carry n
lantern. SO that you do not destroy
tho greater part OF tho vegetables IL
walking over the beds. Thanking yoH
warmly in adyancc.-H. Spengler.-
The Yale expositor., 1904-05-06
ruiI.aroun ouln.npet.

Perhaps one OF the oldest pets in Al.
bany j. a full-grown owl owned by
William Hin. OF 81 Washington ave.
nue.. Mr.. Hill has farm I'm the vlcin.
liy 90 Greenbush Heights. and last Call
while gathering the apples from his or
chard hc captured the owl and brought
10 home with him.
An owl. when captured after attain
Ing It's full growth. Is considered one OF
the hardest birds In the world to keep
alive In captivity. Yet Mr.. HIPS owl
has never shown any signs OF pinlng.
Its fayorltc roost is on the top OF n
large clock I'm Mr.. Hill's place OF busl.
ness. where II perches for hours at q
time. like POe's raven on the marble
bust or Pailns. On this account IL has
been chrlstened "owl Father Timo.'
Three or four times during the day Il
win ny around the room.
Mr.. Hill believes that owls cali see
much better In the daytime than mos
persons suppose. for his bird has no
trouble In making the circuit OF the
room without colliding with anything
Moreover. when a piece OF fish Il LEI
on bench the owl prompetly dies to
and dcvours IL. At other times when
hungry the owl will leave his perch 81
the clock. ny down 20 the foot and TAX
his station within about two feet OF hl,
master. where he will cock his hos,
first or one side and then on the Other
In the most comical manner. When h,
Is given something 20 eat he prompt,
returns to his perch on the clock.--Al
bany o. " Press.
The Yale expositor., 1904-05-06
DANGER SPOTS IN A STORM.
Places One Should Avoid While the
Lightning Is Playing Franks.

FldCGN OUC ANOtQ WniiC the
Lightning Is Playing Franks.
Now that the season OF thunder
storms Is approaching people should
understand what spots 90 avoid In or
der to reduce TO the minimum the
chances of being struck by lightning.
Out Of doors trees should be avoided.
and IL from the rapldity with which
the explosion follows the flash IL ~
evident that electric clouds are near
at hand "A recumbent posture Is the
safest 10 Is seldom dangerous To
take shelter under sheds. carts or low
buildings or under the arch of a
bridge, ana distance OF twenty or
thirty feet from tall trees or houses
Ia an eligible situation. for should "A
discharge take place these elevated
bodies are most likely To receive it.
IL 10 we'll also Ia avoid water. for
Il Is n good conductor. and the height
~ human being near the stream
may determine the direction OF dis.
charge. Within doors We are tClcr-
ably safe In the middle OF carpctcd
room or when standing on thick
hearth rug. The chimney should be-
avoided on account OF the conducting
power of the carbon deposited In IL
and Kilt holdings or bell wires arc
sources Of risk. In bed We are tol.
erably safe, since blankets and feath.
ers are bad conductors.
~ rs injudicious 10 take refuge in
cellar, because the discharge IL
often from the earth 10 cloud. and
buildings frequently sustain the great
at injury In their Easements.
The Yale expositor., 1904-05-06


I'M a? : ;1sss7 ' n, ,'.,,, n,,,.
ToN sang the sleigh bells In
the street.
As stephen Banc trod heavily along
the snowy pavement. his very foot
fall seemed 10 -"GOod-hard--
cash; Good-hard-ca
He gaZed into the cold. night sky
and saw what seemed to him great
shining. silver dollar. sailing serenely
In the heavens.
AS he paused n moment before n
bakers shop. he saw the bakers boy
In cap and apron placing plate OF
something that looked 90 him like I'm
mcnse copper pennies, brown and
tempting. in the window.
Turn whichever way he would.
stephen could see nothing hut money.
hear nothing but money, think or talk
Of nothing but money. Ills was n
moncy-curscd lie And yet Il was
not the possession Of money that had
ruined him. Tor h. was poor man.
Money had cursed him because be
loved II. iougcd FOR IL. dreamed or Il
10y day aud night. cuyicd those who
possessed 10 in abundance and de.
spiscd those who did not.
Money, money, money! shouted a
stranger standing on the street cor
ner. Money 20 sell, money to give
away. money 90 throw away for the
man who wants Il! Money. money.
money!
stephen stopped and gaZed 20 the
man In sheer HmaZemcnt and then
bounded forward. his heart beating
wildly. Ia his fearful haste he knocked
down women and children. nor paused
Go see what hurt he had done. He
was not the only one IN the hurrylng
crowd who FASTENED 10 the side OF
the strange magician who shouted the
strange cry. But TD sooner had ste.
phen reached him than the magician
smiled as though he recognized him,
and gazed into his eyes as II 10 read
his Utmost soul.
stephen bore this scrutiny with the
greatest impotence. Presently. q
sleigh dashed by and the bells rang
out 90 perfect avalanche OF silver.
, At this stephen could restrain him
self no longer and timidly remlndcd
the magician OF his lavish offers.
"Oho" laughed he. You want
money. do you? How much 10 YOU
wanty" stephen hcsitated. Visions
Of great wealth danced before his
eyes A sudden ambition FOR un.
limited possessions mounted large In
his brain.
II want all can get" he finally
gasped out. II want hundreds OF thou.
sands-millionsr'
How earnestly DO you desire IT,
asked the magician.
more than anything else I'm the
world" replied stephen. eagerly. his
voice trembling with excitement.
The magician smiled aud his voice
was sweet as music when he spoke
again:
You can hove your wish You will
find money everywhere. II will lie
In your path as you walk along. yours
for the taking. You can begin gather.
ing IL tonight and before you reach
home you may have every pocket
hned-all this on one condition"
What IL the condition. demanded
Stephen impatiently.
II viii only ask you for a little OF
Jour time. You aust give me one
The Yale expositor., 1904-05-06
Hnw,s Thia2

We offer ore Hundred Dollars Resard for sny
-ane - tatarrh that cannot 10 cured ~ Halle
aatafrh Cure.
.. CHENEY CO. Toledo. a.
We, the UNDERMINED. have tuusn ,. y Cheaff
r tno last % yUafs and believe hin perfectly d.
rahle tn al ~as ness tfanaacthuus aud furUriai =
able % earn cut any obligations fnadr ~ b.. trtu.
WAIuls0. kiNNAN a MsnNtt.
Wholesale DRUGGISTS. Isiefn. ~.
Hare Csia-fh Cure u taken Internally. sgiinr
irecty ulssn The hla,d aud Mucous surfaces "a 90.
ivstem. fcsfmuniais sent free. Price IS csnts 20
sofflc. Sold by al Druggists.
TAKE Halls family pills Cor eousfipaiion
The Yale expositor., 1904-05-06
Christianity and COOKING.

rhe British public has humor. even
though Il be unconscious. as the foS-
lowing advertisement for cook
lady" in local paper. proves: Cook
wanted; no objection to a Christina.
provided she IL also a good cook
The Yale expositor., 1904-05-06

To-day
I-rsulilod come 10 thee ucWBorn.
Tn-muTrow IN NOT thine.
rho Gun may crafe 20 shine
For th.r, ere earth ranu grest IT.
morn.
- earnest. then. in ttoughi ana deed
Nor fear approaching ulEht.
claim comes with evening llght
Aud hope and peace ihy duty heed
To-day e. Huskin
The Yale expositor., 1904-05-06
II costs $40 to KIN a man In war

'si Your Dealer Tor Alien. root-ra...
powder U, rests the feet Cure, Cofns
bnnions. swollen. Sore. Hot. Callous. Achine
sweating Feet and Ingrowing Mails. Aliens
Fo>f Ease makes new % tight SHOES easy. ~
al Druggists and Shoe stores. Is scents. A..
repi no substitute. Sample mailed FAra
Address Allen S. olIns,ed. lie Roy, Ny.
The Yale expositor., 1904-05-06

Example succeeds where argument
fails.
Mammon j. the mother OF miscr,
The Yale expositor., 1904-05-06

\ Swedish sculptor has solved tho
problem OF casting statues In our
piece.
The Yale expositor., 1904-05-06

II Cures Gods, Coughs, Sore Throat, Group, Inna-
en4a, Whooping Cough. Bronehtis and Asthma
certain cure for Consumption In nrst stages
and sure relief Ia advanced stages. lee a. once.
You vii sec the excellent effect after taking the
crst dose. Sold by dealers everywhere. large
bottles 70 cents and So rsut4
The Yale expositor., 1904-05-06

DO YOUR CLOTHES LOOK YELLOW
ESQ, use Red Cross Ball Blue. IL will mails
them white IA snow. on. package os.L..
The Yale expositor., 1904-05-06
a SKETCH.
Us rs
HIS PRICE FOR
;;s HIS SOUL. q
sSk 5st
sSe --------HS u,
- 0sI
S!$ By r. NJ. Newland. y
MS 81

ONEN. money, money"
hummed the electric wires
overhead.
Money. money, money!
sang the sleigh bells In
The Yale expositor., 1904-05-06

OIl UUWtI5 TIFt
1t one-quartcr tcaspoonful OF
Arizona republican., 1904-11-21
THE THANKSGIVING GAME.

For various reasons, the game of football which w1s scheduled to be played last Saturday did not occur then. This was the last of the inter scholastic series, and was to have been played between the Normal and the Indians. It hes now been definitely de- cided that this game VIII take place at Eastlale park on Thanksgiving after noon.
 Manager Hendrix i-as made arrange nents with the Santa Fe whereby they will run a special train that afternoon and will give the usual rate of 35 cents for the round trip. This being the last game of the season, and between the two best teams in the league, it will probably draw a large crowd. The Normals have been doing some good work the past week, and give promise of doing even better than they ha,-~ fore this year.
Arizona republican., 1904-11-21
TEMPE
A PECULIAR COINCIDENCE.
Two People By the Same Name
 Claimed the Same Berth.

T. N. Holt arrived here yesterday from Carlisle county, Kan. MT. Holt Is quite well known here, having spent considerable of the p1st few winters here in Ternpe. He holds quite little real estate here and makes frequent trips to Arizona. not only for pleasure. but partly for business. While en route on tlis last trip he met with a ratheEpecuiar adventure, which is somewhat out of the ordinary.
 When he left lis home last week for Tempe he was q little hurried, and not having time to arrange for his trans portation and berth himself. but being we'll acquainted with the agent at Cairo. H., he left the matter wi n him. He was una5le to secure n through sleeper and was obliged to change at New Orleans. At tha- place he 5ad his ticket and a letter Of in,tro tuction to the agent there, and a berth tad been telegraphCd ahead for and se- cured for him. Willie at the window making the necessary angements for the berth, a lady stepped up, after hearing the number of his berth and that of the car, with the statement that the berth mentioned had already been assigned to her and paid for. Up on being asked her name she rep. led that it was Holt. The agent was ina quandary. Here were two people by the same name and each claimed the same part of the car, and each insist ed on his claim.
 Mir Holt had a little the advantage of the situation in that he held a little more proof to his right to the berth and also a letter of introduction. These credentials Were considered sufficient and he took the berth, thinking that that would be the last of the affair. He was disappointed, however, in this. II happened that the lady in question se- cured another berth in the same car and while in conversation with the other occupants of the car the nex day. in MT. Holt's hearing, she told the circumstances in a manner that was not altogether complimentary to Nh. Holts character. He immediately made a few remarks, in which he fully eXOnerated himself from blame in the l matter, to the full satisfaction of al concerned. The balance of the trfI was Uneventful and he reached here safely, and yesterday expressed the hope that the lady, likewise, reached
 her destination without further mis- fortune.
Arizona republican., 1904-11-21
HERPIcIDE's MISSION
1t Takes Away the Dread of Birth
 days,

1t Takes Away the Dread of Birth
 days.
 Nothing is more annoying to men and women of middle age than to see those unmistakatle signs of age-thin hair and sss-approaching. But science has discovered that these con ditions are no longer "unmis.a Ra.ble" evidences of old age, for the dandruff germ theory proves that even very young people may suffer hair loss. while those fortunate enough to escape the rlvages of the scalp germ retain their abundant locks to a ripe old age. Newbro's Herpicide kills the dandruff germ and removes the risk of ap- bearing old before your time. Save your hair and your feelings, by using the genuine Herpioide. Sold by lead ing druggists, Send 1Oc. in stamps for sample to The Herpicide O., Detroit Mich. T. Goodman, special agent.
Arizona republican., 1904-11-21
OF UNTOLD VALUE.
The Information Contained in This
 Citizens Statement is Priceless.

The hale the hearty, the strong can afford to toss this paper to one side impatiently when they read the fol- lowing. but any sufferer in Phoenix who has suffered hours of torture caused by kidney complaint will stand in his own light if he does not follow the valuable advice offered here.
 R. D. Ferguson, attorney, with office in Century Bldg, Tucson, Ariz. says: For a number of years I was greatly annoyed with kidney complaint. There was little backache, the principal symptoms being too frequent action of the kidney secreuons, especially ob servable at night. Doan's Kidney Pills were brought to my attention and one day I called at a drug store and got a box. T'2e first days treatment cor vinced ae that they were going to the root or the trouble and I continued until ! had finished four boxes. I am not prepared to say that I am per manently cured, but this is an un- doubted fact, Doan's Kidney Pills are the best remedy I ever used. They give immediate relief, are pleasant 10 take, leave no bad effects and act di- rectly upon the kidneys. I am pleased to recommend them to my friends and the public generally"
 Just SuCh eIullhdlic eudOISetheHt can be had right here in Phoenix. Drop into the BrisIey Drug Co.'S drug store and ask what their customers report.
 For sale by all dealers. Price D cents. Poster -MiIburn Co.,, Buffalo. N. Y, sole agents for the United States.
 Remember the name-Doan's-and take no substitute.
 What every nation should have is a standing army that no other nation is i 1,la to sft down m -C C'11ica gO NeWss
Arizona republican., 1904-11-21
IN THE PROBATE COURT.
Of the County of MaricOPa, Territor,
 of Arizona.

Of the County of MaricoPa, Territory
 Of Arizona.
 In the matter Of the estate of Ala bama Rebecca Montgomery, deceased.
 Notice of sale of real estate.
 Notice IS hereby given that in pur- suauce of an order of the probate court in and of the county Of Marfcopa, territory of Arizona, made on the 29th day of June. 1904 in the matter of the estate of AlabaTna Rebecca Montgom- cry, deceased. the undersigned, the ad- ministrator of the estate of Alabama Rebecca MontgOmry, deceased. will sell at private sale to the highest bidder, for cash subject to confirmation by said probate court on Saturday. the 10th day of December, A. D. 1904 at 70 o'clock a. m. at the office of Dwight E. Heard, the southeast corner of Adams and Center streets, in the city of Phoenix, in the said count of Mar icOpa, territory oT Arizona. all the in terest of said estate aforesaid in the following described real property, to- wit:
 The west half G-2) of the west half ! (1-2) of section thirty-thlee (33): the east half O-2) Of the west half G-2) and the east half O-2) of section thir- tl-two C32). all in township one CD
 
 and Salt river base and meridian lines in the county Of MaTicop5, territory Of l Arizona, together with four (4) shares | in the Arlington canal, numbers ., 8. | % and 30 issued and deeded 10 said Hand. Said estates interest in said real estate above described being and i is an undivide one-half interest.
 And the owner of the other undivid- ! ed one-half interest in said real estate John B. Montgomery. will also 1 sell at the same time and place his in teTest in said real estate to the pur- ! chaser or purchasers of the undivided oRe-half interest belonging to said | estate aforesaid.
 Terms of sale: Ten per cent in gold coin at tn time of sale. the balance n gold coin upon confirmation of the sac by the probate court of Maric0pa l county All bids must be in writing.
 JOHN B. MONTGOMERY, Administrator of the estate Jf Alabama
 Rsbecca Montgomery, deceased. 1 Dated November 5th, 1904.
Arizona republican., 1904-11-21
coNsTIPATIcN

Health is absolutely l-r constipation be present. -Ea cases of liver and Kidney E have sprung from a=E=--l a ton Such a 6er-orzl-e e unnecessary There a Heroine wiI speeEF fe c. A Lindsay. g. A - writes Feb. 1e. I
 Heroine. 2 GuL 1 a ~ constipation 5e Elyey e Hule-t.
Arizona republican., 1904-11-21
HERE FOR THE WINTER

Mrs. Zimmerman, Fred Zimmerman and Charles Applegate, relatives of Mrs. Charles Alexander, arrived here Saturday from Illinois. Mrs. Thinner man will spend the winter here, but the two gentlemen, after visiting here for few weeks, will return to their home.
Arizona republican., 1904-11-21
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

Estate Of Gertrude Righetti, deceas- ed. Notice is hereby given by the un- dersigned, administratrix of the estate of Gertrude Righetti, deceased, to the creditors of and all persons having claims against the said deceased, to exhibit them, with the necessary vouchers, within ten months after the first publication of this notice to the said administratrix at the office of the clerk of the probate court, Phoenix, Arizona, the same being the place for the transaction of the business of said estate, in said county of Maricopa
 SERAFINA RIGHETTI, Administrative of the estate of Ger
 trude Righetti deceased.
 Dated Phoenix, this 17th day of Nov. 1904
Arizona republican., 1904-11-21
Best LI---e- -

Henry I. El-Iu .r- -a Works. Shulls1ure. EEa tried many kinds E have never reee-KeE ~ a til used Eia5laF1s EE Ea rheumatism and u sa best liniment oa eartA~ a. Sold by Eivey & EIa- -rE
Arizona republican., 1904-11-21
A succEssEIII SALE

The millinery sale conducted by the New York store last Friday and Sat urday was entirely successful Note their change of ad. to that effect
Arizona republican., 1904-11-21
cuREp coNsunaF

Ms R w. Evans. Ct=Erza writes My hu=haI4 1# # months The tu-to-s s E quick cousuwprlon E1
 bottle or BaIarrs EfrEsssrl and it cured him Taar aaH ago. Since then ve hate aas a bottle in the house Wr r.E without l- For ca1Eas ana has no equal CSC. Zee El by Elvey & Uuiet--
Arizona republican., 1904-11-21
sisuaeiens Wanees

WNNTTDO OPo-f1,o1 sS Se~oTi lir7 o- childrea's nurse. can act as gover- ness. Address Hiss Maud Middleton. 769 Castelar st., Los Angeles, Cal WANTED-A situation as boOkkeepe- or stenographer. Address F. M. &, this office.
Arizona republican., 1904-11-21
Fer Rent

FOR RENT-I60 acre ranch at Buck
 eye. A good proposition will be made
 to the right party. See J. Ernest
 Walker.
 FOR RENT-Large double sunny front
 room. Apply at the Shakespeare FOR RENT-To healthy people only
 one or two nicely furnished rooms,
 in private family 9O7 N. Second st. FOR RENT-3 room brick cottage for
 light housekeeping. Three rooms in
 double house. Call and see them.
 905 W. Jefferson. FOR RENT-Cheap 9 three room houses, ore and one ' room. 4OS N. 7th ave. D. N. Sparks FOR RENT-Cleanly furnished pleas
 ant room ir new house for one or
 two gentlemen, close in- 36S No-ta First ave.
 FOR RENT-Good barn for horse and buggy. Inquire at Hinson's barbecue
 stand.
 FOR RENT-New three room brick
 house, well finished, 9O9 south Sec
 ond avenue. Rent S12.75 a month, water paid. Inquire No. 911, next door.
 FOR RENT Furnished rooms. Also | suites for housekeeping. Five min utes from business center in fine | residence section. 227 F. Polk st. | NICE furnished rooms for rent. SIPS l a week. Arizona rooming house. $. Fourth Ave. and Jackson St. l FOR RENTING pleasant furnished | rooms and two light housekeeping | rooms, electric light in nice location | at reasonable terms. Call at 427 W.
 Jefferson st.
Arizona republican., 1904-11-21
NEURALGIA PAINS.

Rheumatism. lumbago and sciatic pains yield to the penetra ting infIu- ence of Ballard's Snow Liniment. It penetrates to the nerves and bone and being absorbed into the blood, its healing properties are conveyed to every part of the body, and effect some wonderful cures. 25c, soc, $1OO. Sold by Elvey & Hulett
 There isn't any difference in the if nancial result between a man running for office and going to the races New York Press.
Arizona republican., 1904-11-21
Board and Rooms


 BOARD on ranch five miles north of Phoenix. Restricted to four people. Tent space and supplies or board furnished. Daily mail and convey aHce to town Richards. this office: PRIVATE HOME FOR STRANGERS The Cox house, north central ave, three blocks from Indian school car line. Best of home cooking. ne:,t sunny rooms. Tents if preferred. $S to S1O per week. Mrs. s. V. Mont EOmery.
 LEES RANCH-'A home away from home" select patronage. sanitary conditions perfect; free camping pri- viIeges for boarders; rates on appli- cation. Free ride from Phoenix daily leaving the Cooper G Black Grocery CO, II a. In- Box 665. PEOPLE looking to regain their health should look to their location and sur roundings. At Camp Scottsdale you are located in a perfect sanitary l. camp where you can get board at S6.00 per week, rent tents with or without furniture reasonable. Also tent houses for sale cheap. I have just completed building 9 new ones. Phoenix daily mail fish, meats, milk. eggs and vegetables. All you can wish for. Come and investigate or write F. O. Brown
 FOR RENT-Furnished rooms and rooms for housekeeping. sol W. Madison.
 FURNISHED ROOMS, with board. New house; new furniture. 32O \. First avenue.
 DESIRABLE rooms with board in pTi- Eafp family No r17havp11Iosis
 9th avenue.
 NICE rooms with good board. 816 \. Fifth street.
 HEALTHSEEKERS seek ClaysOn's, edge of desert Above irrigation belt. Dry, mild air. Furnished tents for housekeeping, also camping pri- vileges. Entirely new management J. T. White, proprietor. CASA LOAfA HOTEL, Tempe, Ari- zona. New, modern, family hotel $50 per month.
 BOARD AT CLAYSON'S ranch, 5 1-2 miles east of Phoenix. Healthlest location rooms and tents. Superb
 table. Baths. Wagon at BerryhiIl's 10 to F a. m. daily. J. T. White, proprietor, Box o. COUNTRY BOARD-Lee's ranch, six HiiieS east or town now open TOT sea- son. Free ride to and from Phoenix daily; board unexcelled; appoint merts complete. Get particulars of l the Cooper & Black Grocery Go. i COUNTRY BOARD-Persnns desiling a good comfortable home for the win l ter can find the same at the Rumney. l Cn Grand avenue. Rooms in brick or frame; tents if desired, first class | home cooking Only fifteen minutes l ride from city. Telephone Main 332. 1 BOARDERS WANTED-Furnish ! tents and good board, One-half | mile west of Indian school on old l Black Canyon road. J. Nj. Tannehill.