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The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-05-05
HEADQUARTERS FOR
Men Furnishings

You will find in this department careful preparation in
the selection Of lines Of SHIRTS All the things in
bright and distinct patterns for dress Also the best line
Of work shirts the lowest price. Lots OF things in
CLOTHING. Lots Of new things IN HATS. Lots Of
things In TIES Etc.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-05-05
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.

Department Of the Interior, land once At
Lewiston. Idaho. April "a 1894
Notice u hereby given that the following
named settler has fiea notice Of has intention
10 make hrsl proof IN support Of his claim.
and that said proof viii be made before ". w.
Hnmmeil. 4. 3. Commissioner at Nefperce.
idabo, on May - 1904. risi
WILLIAM u. KINCAlD.
81 rerdinand. idaho. for the swi. sec "a. twp
81 n. y. ". b. ~
lie names thc following witnesses 10 prove
bis fpnunuout fcsidcnco upon and cultivation
Of said land. via.
charles sissb Perry T Lewis Albert n.
woodwnfth aud Raymond Prefer. All Of Ferdi.
hand. Idaho. J. n. West. Register.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-05-05
NOTICE. FOR PUBLICATION

Department 81 the Interior. taud osscc al
Lesiston. Idaho. March y. 1904
Notics IL ncretf Eirtn that the following
nsflet settler has hics notice Of his fntsntion
u make iuAi proof ~ support 81 hls clans.
ard thsf aid proof wiii b. msde before " "
nsumel, q :. Commissioner. Al Nesperce.
idAho. on Nsy u. 1895 via
.oHN &. McTsfNsuss
q Ksfaish. irshn. Tor fhe nAs nst. nHt. mel.
81. net 4. tcr ~. tur <uf4
he nasses the foiiovtrg witnesses 10 prove
BE cortinuols residencs upon and cultivation
81 said lana fis
charley e NcCsrty. william n HArer. Peter
whsien and Archie Y. Nct.srtY. all of kamish.
Idaho n. NrsT. Register
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-05-05
HEADQUARTERS FOR
S T A p l. E S !!

Don't forget TO light here for your STAPLES Every
body knows how how high Cotton has gonehe price for the
eecy staple way up but you viii be surprised low
prices on MUSLINS, PRINTS, TICKEN, Etc, Etc
We supply your wants for feathers First quality
75c per pound
New supply of OIL CLOTH PATTERNS for the table
and lining
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-05-05

Wy or w.-NEzPERcE CAMP
w No. as Meets every Second
aud Fourth "Wednesday Evenings
II each month 10 Odd Fellows
Hall.
Pc. MILLER. c. c.
K. + MILESTONE. Clerk.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-05-05
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.

Department. % he interiof. land once al
LSp lsfor. faahn February - 1904,
Aci4es e tcfclg glNfE HAL The following
astacd Eftflef haf fiel notics Of hts intention
70 tnaAr tnal rfooi N sappou 81 his claim.
and thsi ssic pfooi siil b. made before "a. ".
fhuHtn q. CONS issloner Al Nszssrcs
idaho. on Nay - 1904 rlsi
tHAkt.Ek fTkAF
q peffiuand, tdsho fof The lois q, :. q. ssc %.
m.
lis names ihs following Witnesses 70 prove
BE cpufir 1oasfsstdeuce upon and CULTIVATION
81 ssid land, efsi
nfiiism ~. kincsid, Perry 7. Le1is. Albert
~ Woodwork and Justice X, vase, all Of
lefsiuand. Idaho. J. n. West. Register,
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-07

commencing at SCUM
east corner of lot IL,
block 8, Joel Z Whit
ney's addition to st.
Paul, thence south
west along southeast
line Of said lot to
southwest corner Of
said lot; thence south
easterly at right an
giles to said last
mentioned line so tt;
thence northeast par
allel with the south
east line of said lot
IL, 150 it to Temper
ance street; thence
to beginning, being
in st. Paul, MINI. -. 3.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-07
EXPIRING
CITY TREAsURER's NOTICE OF
REDEMPTION EXPIRING
JUNE 80, 1904.
st. Paul. Mimi. Feb. 18th. 1904.

st. Paul. Mimi, Feb. 18th, 1904.
Notice is hereby given that the time
within which to redeem the real estate
hereinafter described will expire on the
30th day of June, 1904, and that If said
real estate is not redeemed on or before
conveyed to the purchaser, at the sale
hereinafter described, by a deed, in the
manner required by. law. Said real estate
was sold on the 29th day Of August,
1898, by the City Treasurer of st. Paul,
to satisfy a Judgment rendered in the
District Court of Ramsey County, Mime
sofa, against such real estate for assess
ments duly levied against the same, for
the Improvement hereafter named.
The following is a statement Of the
description of said real estate of the i'm
provement for which the assessment was
made, of the name of the person to whom
said real estate was assessed, and Of the
sums which will be required to redeem
such real estate from said sale, calculated
to the day when the time for redemption
expires, as aforesaid:
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-07

All of the above described real estate Is
situated in the City of ST. Paul. County Of
Ramsey and State of Minnesota.
OTTO BREMEN,
..-.t.e st City Treasurer.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-07
THE ST. PAUL GLOBE. MONDAY. MARCH Z. 1904.
DESCRIPTION.

Ashton and sherburne's Addition.
No. OF Amt Re-
Certii- In Whose Name quired to
cate. Assessed. Lot. Blk. Redeem.
d 1896 Mary E. Bru-
ner, eX north
IN r. oS 10 &c ri
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-03-07
DESCRIPTION.

sprnkling In sprInkIIne District No. 8,
| 1897.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1904-07-26
EOr the SKIN

You cannot have a clear and smooth
skin unless the blood is pure.
Blotchcs, eruptions, rashes, pimples,
all show how impure the blood must
be. Get all impurities out of your
blood before you are seriously i'll.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1904-07-26
SECRETARY SHAW
ON WORLDS FAIR
HIGH TREASURY OFFICIAL
GREATLY IMPRESSED WITH IT'S
MAGNITUDE.

The Louisiana Purchase Exposition is,
to a certain extent, a Government af-
fair, since Congress has largely aided
the enterprise in a financial way.
Not long since, Secretary of the
Treasury Shaw visited St. Louis to see
how matters We're coming on. He seem
ed to be wonderfully impressed with
the plan, scope and extent of the Fair,
and expresses himself a follows: mo
one can see the exhibits at St. Louis
in thirty days. Any father of a bright
boy can afford to send him simply to
study any one of a thousand exhibits"
These are wise words and should be
borne in mind by all who have ac-
quainted themselves with the EXPOSE
ton. No one can see half the Fair In
Ia week, but, of course, one glimpse is
better than to miss it altogether. The
stay should be as lengthy as possible
In planning a visit, the size of the
Exposition must be kept in wind. The
interest in the Fair can't be exhausted
in the whole period it will remain open;
therefore the best rule to adopt is to
give it all the time possible. No one
will regret the work or the money de-
voted to it.
But everyone can't make a personal
trip to st. Louis. The next best thing
is to secure the entire series as issued
of that superb publication "The Forest
City, Worlds Fair Art Portfolios
which constitutes a complete pretoria
and descriptive record of the event.
The original photographs for the pub.
LEGATION are taken by the official artls
of the Fair, and the descriptions are Al
written by Walter B. Stevens, the Off
cial Secretary of the Exposition.
| 1t will thus be seen that the Fores
| City series is official and authantic y
every respect and that it's possession
will be a constant source of pleasure.
The regular price is twenty-five cents
but we have made arrangements where
! by we can furnish to our readers any
part issued for only ten cents. Send o.
bring that small sum to this office, to
gether with a coupon to show you ar
one of our readers, and any part desir
ed will be promptly delivered or mailed
Six parts now ready.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1904-07-26
DISPUTE AGAIN
IN THE SEVENTH
PROTESTING A
CAZNST RULINGS GIVEN BY
VIDA IN PRECINCT MEETING

The Fighting Seventh is at it again.
A meeting was held last night to pro-
test against ruling made by President
Vida at the meeting of the precinct
club. The voters making the protest
will send contesting delegations to the
district and Territorial conventions
The resolutions were as follows:
Whereas, at a regular meeting called
by the Republican Territorial Central
Committee, for the 7th Precinct, 9TH
District, for the purpose of making no
limitations for delegates to be elected to
the Territorial Convention and to tie
Fifth District Committee, a number OF
legally enrolled Republicans were de-
prived of their right under the consti-
tution and laws to make nominations
by the ruling of the President of said
Precinct club, Henry G. Vida and
whereas, the ruling of said President
was in direct conflict with the call Of
the Central Committee and the rules
OF the Republican Party, and was a
disfranchisemant of the legally enroll
ed members of the organization; and
whereas said President and Judges Of
Election have openly stated that they
will not permit other names other than
ose of the so-called harmony dele
cation to be voted for at the primaries
of the 18th Precinct of the 5th District
regularly called for Saturday, August
9Th 1904
Nov, therefore, we, regularly enroll
ed Republicans of the 18th Precinct of
the 9Th District protest against the
arbitrary and unlawful action of the
said officers and protest that the same
is in direct conflict with the rules of
the Republican Party and fair play,
and urge the Republican voters of the
9Th District to vote for the following
delegates legally and rightfully named
on said Friday, July 22nd 1904 in meet
ing of enrolled Republican voters reg
ularly convened and presided over by
Henry c. Birbe Jr, to wit;
For Territorial Convention-Henry
c. Brbe, Jr, W. Olepau. j. Kaland,
Louis TrouSant J. l.. Carter w. Kaka.
And for candidates to the District
Committee as follows-Thomas Moku-
lahua William Henry, Henry Cockett,
l. H. Sherwood, f. Koloha. j. NJ. Ke-
anu, j. A. Apo, H. x. Alapai Isaac
Ihihi G. H. Brown, Dan Kamahu, Al
bert McGuIn.
Two other resolutions were adopted
as follows:
Resolved that the meeting do heart
lily endorse the administration of Gov
crnor Carter and Secretary of the Ter
ritory A. L. c. Atkinson.
Resolved, that it be the sense of this
meeting that our delegates to the Ter
ritorial Convention be and hereby are
instructed to vote for Prince Kuhio
Kalanianaole for Delegate to Con-
gress."
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1904-07-26
WORLDS FAIR
PAYING DEBT
FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOL
LARS OF GOVERNMENT LOAN is
TURNED INTO THE TREASURY.

ST, LOUIS, July 15.-The first pay
ment of $4,000 on the Government loan
of S46OO,OOO to the Louisiana Purchase
Exposition Company were deposited in
the Sub-Treasury at st. Louis today.
The best answer to any talk that the
exposition company would have diff
Guilty in making the payment is the fact
that the money is now in the Sub
Treasury" said President Francis
Not only have we made the payment,
but it has been done a day ahead Of
time"
Todays payment was the first of the
100000 sem-monthly payments stipu-
lated by Congress when the Worlds
Fair loan was authorized. There have
been two previous payments each one
comprising a certain per cent of the
gross receipts of the exposition capital
from all sources. The total amount re-
funded to the Federal Government is
1907. 1915.
William H. Ellis checker, and Char
les II. Stiller, inspector i'm the conces-
sions department of the Worlds Fair,
who were held prisoners for more than
twenty-four hours in the hope of learn
ing from them the details of a supposed
plot to rob the exposition company,
have been released. Norris B. Gregg,
director of the division of admissions
and concessions, said today that it had
been decided that the men had no in
formation regarding the alleged plot.
There was a public reception at the
Mexican National Pavilion at the
NEorl1's Fair today in honor Of tho 10
election of President Diaz.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1904-07-26
ON SATURDAY, THE
18TH DAY OF AUGUST, A. D. 49,

18TH DAY OF AUGUST a. D. 1904,
at y o'clock noon of said day, at the
front maukO entrance to the Judi
ciary Building, in Honolulu, Island of
Oahu, Territory of Hawaii, all the
right, title and interest of the mortga-
gor, Alapake Kauwe, in and to the fol-
lowing described property, situate at
KukuluaeO, in Honolulu, to wit: FISH
POND AND SALT BASINS: Com
mencing the survey at the West corner
makai of this, adjoining Konohiki and
ditch at Coral marked X and running
along Konohiki, S. $40 E., $50 links, to
center of ditch adjoining KOnohiki; N.
300 S0' e. 1913 links; N 16o e, 1874 links
along edge of ditch to M. Kekuanaoa' s
pond, and running along M. Kekuana-
Oa's N. 81 80 w. 300 links; N. So W.,
2S5 links, this is the mauka side; thence
S. $50 w. 173 links to edge of ditch; S..
z e., 1872 links to starting point. Area
l $40 Acres. Being Royal Patent Num-
Der 2O99 L. c. A. 9549 to Kaholomuku,
being the same premises that were con-
veyed to Ioela hauwe by w. L. Moeho-
nua, by Deed dated December 10th,
1878, and recorded in the Registry of
| Deeds in said Honolulu, Liber 80, Page
asa
Terms of sale are Cash in U. S. Gold
| Coin. Deed at expense of purchaser.
For further particulars inquire of
Messrs. Kinney, Mechanism & Cooper,
at their offices Nos. 3O2-SO5 Judd Build
| ing, or to the undersigned at his office
in the Judiciary Building.
Dated at Honolulu, Oahu, this 18th
| day of July, A. d. 1904.
J. A. THOMPSON,
Commissioner.
4ts-July 10, g. Aug. 2, 9.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1904-07-26
NOTICE TO MARINERS.

Captain Niblacll, assistant lighthouse
inspector has issued the following no
tice to mariners:
''Notice is hereby given that the Blonde
Reef Buoy, nun, black, marking the
westerly edge Of Blonde Reef off IIilo
Island of Hawaii II. II. adrift II June
1904, was replaced IS July, 1904, about
100 feet Sc. from is former position as
shown on u. S. c. & G. S. Chart No
4lO3 in AZ feet of water on the following
magnetic bearings:
Left Tangent Keokea Point, e. is S.
Catholic Church Tower, S.S.W.
Paukaa Light, NV.
BY order of the Lighthouse Board
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1904-07-26
NO RETURNS.

c. F. Chillingworth, deputy sheriff
has made return of execution for 1910. %
in the case of w. O. Smith ct al, trus-
tees of Gear, Lansing & Co., VS.. John
d. Holt Jr. as wholly unsatished. The
property levied on consisted of 20 I'M
divided interest in the estate and effects
of owen ]. Holt, 2-27 undivided interest
in the estate of r. w. Holt comprising
interest or share in lands stated, ag-
gregating nearl', $4,000 acres and land
It foot of Punchbowl street, Honolulu.
The lands were subject to $4,000 in
mortgages. AT the sale Henry Van
Gieson, trustee, was the purchased of
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1904-07-26
INWARD.

-. ~, DENNIsoN r. c. SMITH,
@Upt q. p, A. T, A.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1904-07-26
METROPOLITAN MEAT CO.
Telephone Main IS
Commissioners Sale

OF VALUABLE PROPERTY STU
ATED AT hUKULUAEO. HOMO
LULU, ISLAND OF OAHU, TER
RITORN OF HAWAII
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1904-07-26

Want ads in the Star bring quick re-
suits. Three lines three times for rs
cents.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1904-07-26
WINTER HATS.

The New York tell of thing the headgear m
This macintosh weather and
expense of owning wear @
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1904-08-30

tains fertilizer to the value Of more
than ten dollars THIS annual inunaa-
ton, then, Of i deep aiEuvlal SOIL that il
made up of little but fertilizers in the
first place, iii conjunction with the
emi-tropic climate and additional ir-
rigation as the crops may demand.
viii make farming possible the year
round. and 1t Is confidently expected
that an acreage production will be at
tanned without precedent IN history.
-Four or more dams, from 100 to 800
feet In height, are to be constructed,
and from each is to run a main irri-
eating canal having bottom width OF
not less than eighty feet and q depth Of
fifteen feet or over These canals viii
in themselves afford direct and eff
cient system Of navigation, making the
slow and uncertain river boating OF
to-day thing Of the past.
The power to be developed at each
dam will not be the least item Of Its
usefulness. On account OF the abund-
ance of water, the instailment of tur-
bine plants is considered feasible, and
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1904-08-30
FOREIGN.

The Baltic feet, with the exception or
the battleship Orel, started on ten
days cruise.
british cruisers, at the request of the
Russian Government have been Or
dered to search for the Russian v0iun-
teer steamships and convey to them the
Cars orders not to modest neutral
commerce.
George Leander, American bicycIist.
died in Paris from injuries received
while racing,
President Amador denied the report
ed occupation by Panama of part of
Cauca's territory.
Reyolltionists in both Paraguay and
Uruguay have gained substantial vic
tories over the Government forces.
An imperial ulxase called the coIors
reserves from forty-fve districts Of the
Russian Provinces.
Struck by a train near Jersevville,
Ont, Mrs. Leonard Dodge and Mrs.
Thomas Knox were killed.
Replying to deputation Of the East
India section Of the London Chamber
of Commerce, Prime Minister Balfour
said that they would better not insist
too strongly on the rights of neutral
shippers, as Great Britain might have
to go to war herself.
President Castro wants the United
States to await the action Of Venezuc-
Ia courts regarding the property of the
American Asphalt Company.
This is the best Alpine season known
in twelve years. according to report
specially cabled from various noun
taineerltg centres in Switzerland
Great Britain Is to make d vigorous
protest against violated assurances II
1t prove true that the Russian cruiser
Smolensk stopped British steamer OF
South African coast.
Many barges were lost, OF were in
danger in heavy gale that prevailed
on Long Island Sound
Exigences Of the public service vii
prevent Sir Robert Finlay, British At
torney- General, from attending the In
ternational Conference of Jurists al
st. Louis, Mo.
Mr.. Baifour, at tie British Associa
ton meeting took part in the discus
sion on the cotton supply deficiency I'd,
the Lancashire manufactures
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1904-08-30

The New York Grand JURY. indicted
two striking butchers for rioting.
aar;sfrata Riohard n T1llx was shot
aud killed at Providence. S. q, by
County Supervisor w. Fl Beale, after
d quarrel
The house Of d non-union miner at
Dolomite Ala. was wrecked by dyna-
mite, the first violence in connection
with the miners strike n tie Blrming-
ham district.
Wash-outs in the desert east Of Bag
dad. CAL. have caused great damage
\ on the Atkinson, IopeKa and o0nta &c
Railroad.
Three of the Morse oil wells at Jen-
hings. La. We're set 0u fire by friction
III the pipes, and fears were enter
tanned Tor the whole Held
Writs were issued FOR the arrest of
twenty eight Cripple Greek lCols) citi-
zens for their participation in the de-
porting of the union men and sympa-
enizers.
The Exposition officials at st. Louis.
Mo-, deny that there Is any thought Of
opening the Fair gates on Sunday.
An inspector from Washington. d.
q. has been investigating alleged ir-
regularities in the postoftice at Limo
ieumviiie. >. 1.
Drawing for the Fort Totten Indian
reservation lands began at Devils
Lake, N. D.
Four were hurt by the ditching Of a
Santa Fe train near Topeka, Kan. The
cause of accident is unknown.
Two brothers met at Grand RAPIDS.
Mich. one of whom was tried twenty
years ago in Oneida County. N. Y. for
the others murder.
Chicago (IlA packers have devised
scheme for housing the nonunion en-
pIoves. to nut them under Federal pro-
lection. il necessary. The stockyards
were entirely surrounded by pickets.
Bail has been refused Special Con-
stables Ransom StanfiI ana Cherry at
Selma Ala. who. it il claimed allowed
a negro to be taken from them and
Iynched
Thirty-llye persona. twenfy-three Of
them children. are homeless near Van
couver. Wash. as the result OF an in
cendiary ERE which burned IN, days.
Seven lives were lost in a cloud
burst lat Globe. Ariz, and $500. 900
property loss was occasioncd.
ona bundrad ana f,ftv c,oo,- outlaws
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1904-08-30
CHINESE TERMs TRANSLATED.
information Which VIII Assist One Il
Understanding war News.

Information Which VIII Assist One in
Understanding war News.
Perhaps your readers. in following
the war maps, might ind these trans
latiofis Of some assistance:
Ain, means a mountain
Chau las an affix to the name OF
town, place Of the second order or
rank.
Chen, mart.
Cheng, town
Cho, lake.
Fu Gas an affix TO the name Of q
town, place of the first order or rank.
Col, a small river.
Hal, the sea.
Hara, black.
Hei, also black.
Hal, lower,
Hien (as an affix to the name OF
town, a place Of the third order or
rank
H0, river.
Hu, lake.
Hwang, yellow.
ri, small river
Aldu5, AfNcls
Kul, lake.
Ling, a mountain pass.
Muren, a river
Nan, south.
Nor, a lake.
Pal, white.
Pei, north.
Pc, white.
Sha, sands.
Shan, island OF mountain
Shang, upper.
Shara, yellow.
Shut, small river.
ST. west.
Siao, small.
Ia, great.
Tao, island.
Ting (as an affix to the name Of
town, means it is Of subprefecturai
order or rank.
Tung, caste. r. N. in New York
Sun.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1904-08-30

"a woman can throw out Of the win
dow with teaspoon more than man
can bring in on shovel is most
homely old saying with much truth.
A few out Of many dozens Of ways
of filling teaspoon Of waste are:
Buying articles simply because they
are cheap and expected to come in
handy come time
Using sheets for ironing tables, nap
'kins for dish towels and towels for
dish cloths
Using silver forks and spoons in the
kitchen
Opening timed meats, preserves,
etc. forgetting all about them. and
leaving them to spoil.
Letting pieces Of bread DR.. to mould
and then throwing them away.
Placing brushes with the bristle sides
up.
Wearing the same clothing each week
as it comes from the Laundry
Using the same table and bed linens
each week as they come from the
laundry Chicago Trlbvnes
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1904-08-30
BRAINS BECOMING DE rRos.



Brains, hitherts deemed desirable,
are gradually coming into disrepute.
The prominence Of the Smart Set in
our National life renders them almost
wholly obsolete. II a minority Of US
can get along without stomachs, ac-
cordIng to medical authorities, brains
would seem to be de trop, IN the wild
est application Of that generality
Brains are said to .secrete thought,
in itself a drawback to modern Hfe
The brain makes for worry which UNI
dermines our strength against disease
and dissipation. a man who worries
can smoke only fifteen cigarettes q
day who does not worry, forty. Why,
therefore, be SO obstinate in advocacy
of the brain?
Educational systems, so long cast In
the shade by lack Of funds, are now
conducted entirely without brains, and
are making more money than ever.
We must expect that the brain will
flicker on for some time to come, be-
fore it dies out entirely. We cannot
even hope for the millennium to come
jill al once al s3teSeHt tue UEAlH ~
fostered almost entirely by young girls
and old maids, who employ it in lieu
OF brute force. Brute force has made
the brain look like thirty cents, and
regulates the price Of meat, eggs, ice,
hair tonics and votes.
Nothing succeeds like profitable
lack Of brains and enough brute force
to compel respect Though we may
not hope to eliminate the brain en-
tirely the future looks rosy AS long
as brains stand directly in the way Of
making money, we need have no fear
for the ultimate result.
In the meantime, let us not falter in
the grand work, but so on building Ii
braries, endowing colleges and writing
popular novels. Thns, by reducing
our brain activities to minimum, we
shall eventually all succeed in becom-
ing as brainless as are at present the
chosen few Life.