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The Savannah morning news., 1904-04-17
HOW Thex Avoided the pnnger.

A business man who knew more about
driving trades and bargains than he
did about driving horses, took his wife
driving, but before he started he in
quired of the liveryman, says the Car
diff Times.
rs the horse perfectly safe?"
Perfectly" answered the liveryman,
"unless you allow his tail to be mixed
up with the reins."
The city man hesitated to start, but
was encouraged to proceed by the as
surance, IF you just keep the rein
away from his tail he will be all right
As he returned the team in the even
ing the liveryman said: We'll, 1 see
you have had no trouble"
"Oh, no." said the man. I'VE had
only one shower while we were out,
and my wife held her umbrella over
his tail while that lasted
The Savannah morning news., 1904-04-17
How a Decentralization" Worked.

She had recently Joined the Chris
tian Scientists, says the New York
Sun. The dentist worked for more
than an hour on her tooth. At the
end of the sitting she left the chair in
the best of spirits.
II never made a better 'demonstra-
tion,'" she said. While you were at
work 1 Just made myself think 1 was
enjoying it all and 1 never felt one
bit Of pain
The next day she came again. The
dentist never spent worse half hour.
When he had finished she said she
could not understand why the sec
ond demonstration" had not been sue
cessful.
II had to tell her them" said the
dentist, telling the story afterward,
that the first tooth 1 treated had
been dead for some time. Queer folks,
these religious cranks, aren't they?"
The Savannah morning news., 1904-04-17
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The Savannah morning news., 1904-04-17
LEGAL SALES.
CITY MARsHAL's SALE.

City Marshaps Office, Savannah. Ca.
April IA, 1904.-Under direction of the
Committee on City Lots and Opening
Streets, and according to a resolution
of Council, passed April IS, 1904
will offer for sale, at public cutlery, to
the highest and best bidder, in front
of the Court House in the city of Sa-
vannah, Chatham county, state of
Georgia, on the THIRD DAY OF
MAY, 1904, same being the FIRST
TUESDAY of the month, and between
the legal hours of sale, the following
described property of the City of Sa-
vannah, to-wit:
Lots Nos. rs and rs, Thomas ward,
minimum appraised price for each lot
($2,500) twenty-five hundred dollars.
Lot No. 27, Thomas ward, minimum
appraised price ($S,000) three thou
sand dollars; also
Lot No. 95, Solomons ward, mini
mum appraised price ($3,500) thirty
five hundred dollars.
Terms cash, purchasers paying for
titles. HENRY e. DREESON,
CsitV Marshal
The Savannah morning news., 1904-04-17
CANCER,S VICTIMS.

Very few people are aware that the
victims Of cancer are more numerous
than those of consumption, and yet
such is stated to be the case by the
celebrated cancer physician of Buff
falo, n. Y, Dr. Roswell Park. And
this statement is confirmed by the
leading cancer physicians of New York
city.
The disease is increasing rapidly. 1t
quarter of a century ago. 1t appears
in various forms. and a person may
be afflicted with it beyond the point
where it can be temporarily checked
before ne is aware that he is the vic
The Savannah morning news., 1904-04-17

Whales are giving a lot of trouble
at Vladivostock. A week or so ago one
ran afoul Of a Russian mine and was
blown up. and a few days ago the in
habitants mistook a school Of whales
hotilla of Japanese torpedo boats and
were thrown into a state of terror. Is
it possible that the Japs have got
those whales trained to impersonate
torpedo boats off Russian harbors
while they use their boats at other
points?
The Savannah morning news., 1904-04-17
Figured out a Profit in the Pig.

A Pennsylvania Railroad officer has
a stock farm on the outskirts of Phil
adelphia, says the Philadelphia Ledger.
and at a recent dinner of the Clever
Club a friend of the railroader spoke
of it. saying: He runs it on a bust
nesslike basis. Sometimes he makes
money out of it. Last year he bought
a pig for s27, fed it forty bushels of
corn ut 81 a bushel. and then sold it
for $31.h0.
"'I made $3.50 out of that pig, he
remarked to me the day after the an
imal was taken away.
But l protested how about the
forty bushels of corn, at 81 a bushel,
that you fed him.
"'Oh,' commented the gentleman
farmer, I didn't expect to make any
thing on the corn.
The Savannah morning news., 1904-04-17
RECEIVERS SALE In BANK
RJPTCY

Under and by virtue of an order
granted by the Hon. A. H. MacDonell,
Referee in Bankruptcy, bids are in
vited for the assets of the Union
Transfer Company, bankrupt, consist
ing of horses, hanson cabs, hacks,
wagons, harness, lap robes, office fur
ticles, an inventory of which, as well
as the property, may be seen upon ap-
plication to the receiver.
Sealed bids for same must be de-
livered 10 the receiver on or before IL
O'Clock m. on the 18th day of April,
1904. The bids will be opened before
the Referee, No. Bryan street, east,
Savannah, Ca, at 1890 p. m. on said
day. Terms cash. The right to reject
any or all of said bids is reserved.
April IL, 1904.
FRANK NJ. BUTNER,
Temporary Receiver.
The Savannah morning news., 1904-04-17

Many a headache comes from the
slight but constant strain of imperfect
eyes. Wrong glasses will increase the
strain; right glasses will relieve it. We
fit glasses-properly accurately, scien-
tifcally-to all defects of sight; artis-
tically, as regards frame fitting and
size of lens; satisfactorily. as to ease.
comfort and price. Weak eyes made
strong. Examination free.
HINES OPTICAL CO.,
DIR. LEWIS A. HINES, Refractionist,
Bull Street and OgIethorpe Ave.
The Savannah morning news., 1904-04-17
80 PAGES.
lADkA ~ NEW ADVERTISEMENTS

Observation-Disclosures Barlow Camp
No. SO, U. S. c. V.
Special Notices--To the People of
Savannah, Savannah Brewing Com
pany; E. ]. Kennedy's Merchant
Tailoring Business for Sale, M. A.
O'Byrne, Administrator; Lunch
Cakes, Belsinger & Gross; Special No
tice. Savannah Steam Dye Works;
Bids for Feed, Fire Department; The
Shoes You Need, C. f. Cler; Lodge
Room for Rent, George c. Schwarz;
A Regular Green House, JAS j.
Joyce; Your Clothes Might Look
Better. New York Dye Works; Spe-
cial Notice, Benton Transfer Com
pany; Gardeners Market
Business Notices-We Are Still Do
ing Business at the Old Stand, Elec-
trio Supply Co.; Globe ernicke
Book Cases, ]. w. Fretwelrs Sons; If
Your Groceries Come From Mum
sters; The Selection of a Wedding
Gift, r. VanKeuren & Co.; Second
Hand Bicyles. Walter r. Higgins;
Desk and Ceiling Fans, E. S. Abra-
hams, Jr
Not Dead, Nor Sleeping, But Very
Much Alive-T A. Bryson.
Baby Park Chairs-Rhodes-H averty
Furniture Co.
We Make Your Eyesight Good
schwab, Optician.
When Nosing Around-The Savan-
nah-Georgia Laundry.
There Are Other Reasons--Conida-
Incompatible, Unheard of, Never to
be Forgotten Values-At Foye &c Eek
STEMS
Dry Goods-Jackson & Gutman.
Women And Children outftters-
Walsh & Meyer.
Skirts and Waists-B. H. Levy, Bro.
& Co.
Special Monday and Tuesday Sale
Daniel Hogan.
Lots at 81. 5O-Chatham Real Estate
and Improvement Co.
Wedding Gifts-Thos. West & Co.
Does Your Case Puzzle Your Doctor
DR.. j. Newton Hathaway.
A. Rousing Two Weeks Clearing
Out Sale-J. L. Morrison & Co.
What Do You Get-Connor & Sulli-
van.
Ice Tools and Freezers-Edward
Lovell's Sons.
Sell Reliable Goods only-Gustave
Eckstein & Co.
Financial-Crown-K King Mines. ]. L.
Mclean & Co., New York.
1t Is a Proven Fact-Electrio Sup
ply Company.
. New Subsc-ibers-Bell Telephone
Company.
To Be Well Dressed-The Metropol-
itan Company.
Cure Structure and elect to Stay
Cured-Dr. ]. T. Gault.
Summer Underwear and Hosiery
At the Bee Hive.
Not Like the Usual Ready-to- Wear
Clothes-Falk's Around the Corner.
Does the Name of a Piano Affect
the Quality ?-Ludden & Bates S. NJ
H.
Jersey Shrub Fountain Syrup
Henry Solomon & Son.
A Bicycle Saves Money!. A. Bry-
son.
The New City-Santa Katharine I'm
provement Company.
Great Clearance Sale of Barrios
Diamonds-Leopold Adler.
Why Not Have a Piano-McArthur
& Sons Company
Summer Wines-McGrath & Rams
ford.
Watch for the Green Sale Tickets
Leopold Adler.
An Investment-B. H. Levy, Bro.
& Co.
Quality First-The Delmonico Com
pany.
To st. Louis Free-New Life Publish
ing Co, New York.
A Strong Sermon With warburines
-Rowlinski
Foods-Postum Food Coffee.
Real Estate Agent and Broker
Charles f. Fulton.
The Award Made-At Lattimore's,
Garden Hose-Leo Frank
Moulded Columbia Records-Living-
ston's Pharmacy.
Look Out for Yourself-Jas G.. Nell
son.
Auction SaIes-Residence and Lot, by
]. D. LaRoche, Auctioneer; Estate of
Hugh Logan. by John L. Archer, Auc-
tloneer; Delivery Wagon, Furniture
Etc, by c. H. Dorsett. Auctioneer
The King of Automobiles-R. V. Con-
nerat.
The Savannah morning news., 1904-04-17

President Loubet of France probably
regrets that he was in such hurry
to send a message of coincidence to
the Car upon the sinking of the Pc
tropavovsk. 1t is not good diplomatic
etiquette TO send such a message
when vessel is destroyed in battle,
though at the time President Loubet's
best information was that the ship
had been destroyed by accident. How
ever, Japan will not be likely to raise
the point Of good international man
ners. She is doubtless too well salts
fed with the way things are going
to take such notice of unimportant
Incidents
The Savannah morning news., 1904-04-17
The Weather.

The indications for Georgia for to-
day are for showers, with fresh to
brisk northwest winds. Eastern
Florida, fair weather in south, show
ers in north portion with variable
winds.
The Savannah morning news., 1904-04-17

The Supreme Court of Kansas has
decided that public school teacher
has the right to read the Lords Prayer
and the Twenty-third Psalm to his
pupils, provided he makes no COM
ment on them and attempts to preach
no sermon. The mere reading. the
court holds, is not religious instruc-
tiop
The Savannah morning news., 1904-04-17

The city's efforts to put stop to
flower stealing in the parks and ceme-
teries will meet with general approval.
If the petty pilferers cannot be per-
suaded to let the flowers alone, they
should be forced to do it.
The Savannah morning news., 1904-04-17
Hoods JarS0pdriLL0
and Pills

Remove all humors, overcome -
their effects, strengthen, tone and
invigorate the whole system.
at had salt rheum on my hands so that I
could not work. took Hoods SarsaparillA
and it drove out the humor. continued
its use till the sores disappeared" MRS,
liza o. BROWN, Rumtord Falls, Ne.
Hoods SarsaparilIa promises "a
cure and keeps the promise.
The Savannah morning news., 1904-04-17

When Edward Eggleston was a boy
of IS, writes his brother in "The First
of the Hoosiers," he was believed to
have consumption, and was sent to
Minnesota for his health, says the
Youths Companion. He went up the
Mississippi with a genial, though pro-
fame, captain, who did not believe the
boy was going in the right direction.
The thing for you to do is to go
you want to be buried in," he said.
You're too far gone to git any good
out of that Minnesota air."
Long afterward, when Eggleston had
become well known, and could have
Travelled free on many conveyances in
that hospitable Western country, he
nevertheless insisted on paying full
fare wherever he went. He had al
ways opposed the granting of special
rates to clergymen. But on the Mis-
sissippi steamer he was compelled to
ride free.
IT'S been my rule all my life" said
the old captain, who always refused his
money, never to charge fare to a
corpse, an you're a corpse, though
you don't look like it,
The first time you travelled with
me l told you you hadn't more'n a
month to live. Well, that months gone
many a year ago, an so you're dead
CT else Pm a liar, and 1 never yet al
lowed even a preacher to call me a
liar. You can't pay fare on any boat
that I own without calm me a liar,
and that settles it,"
The Savannah morning news., 1904-04-17
Judges Pupil Proved Too Apt.

A prominent judge and a young law
yer were taking a holiday jaunt to-
gether, and having very jolly time
of it, says the Philadelphia Ledger.
One day the younger man said to his
companion:
Judge. / wish you would tell me
what it is TO which you attribute your
very unusual success in the law"
We'll, l don't mind doing so, but
it must be on one condition, and that
is, that you agree to pay the rest of
my travelling expenses on this trip"
To an ambitious young fellow of
considerable inherited fortune that was
not too much to do, and so he
agreed.
1T is simply this" said the Judge:
Il always make it my rule to deny
everything and insist upon proof"
His friend acknowledged the re-
mark with a simple thank you,"
and nothing further was said about
the matter.
The judge did not limit himself in
running up a pretty bill When their
stay at that hotel was ended, and they
went to the desk for their accounts,
the judge received his and passed it
along to the younger man with a twin
kle in his eye.
why, what does this mean?" he
asked.
Mean" said the judge; cit simply
means that you agreed to pay all
my expenses on this trip, and here s
my bill"
Judge" said the other "I deny
everything and insist upon proof"
The Savannah morning news., 1904-04-17

South won't get the kind of federal Of
icers she wants until Democrat is
elected President.
The Savannah morning news., 1904-04-17
AH Hun7OrS

Are impure matters which the skin,
liver, kidneys and other organs can
not take care Of without help, there 10
such an accumulation of them.
They litter the whole system.
Pimples, boils, eczema and other
eruptions, loss of appetite. that tired
feeling, bilious turns, 1lts OF indiges-
ton, dull headaches and many other
troubles are due to them.
Arizona republican., 1904-07-24
THE MILK TEST FUR DIGESTION

Milk is known to be one of the few complete foods. It contains the b ne muscle and fat producing element and sustains the heat of the body. The m k of different classes of animals (mam- mals) varies in composition to suit tha different requirements; thus mares milk is richer in sugar, but lacking n protein, compared with cows milk.
 Another fact of interest connected with milk is found in the difficulty wi h which some persons digest plain m lk It is safe to say that should any organ. secretion or digestive juice fai! to pc = form its free duty, tn. milk consumed will rot be properly digested. The req son for this is simple. Milk cont Iins such d variety of compounds that al, portions of the digestive system ale called into activity for the digestion of these varied elements. The gasGr.c juice attacks the cheesy matter: the pancreatic and intestinal juices diges t the sugars and fats. This takes the milk through the stomach and in small intestines into the large iatast- inc. The lower intestine digests wood fibre also. This alone of the forms of food nutrients is not found in milk, Because of the facts above statel in ? ability to drink milk is test Of peri get digestion in nearly all cIses.-Phila- delphia. Ledger.
Arizona republican., 1904-07-24

to take lis eat in the British senate at Westminster it is not in the power of the kirg himself 10 prevent the member from occupying his place in that august assembly.
 Of his own royal prerogative King Edward posses se3 full power to pardon a murderer, even after he has been found guilty and sentenced to death by the representative of the law. Yet, by a curious statute of one of the Georges cur king is prevented from exhibiting mercy or grace to d willful Sabbath breaker. To render every new law absolute and irrevocable the royal autograph must be invariably attached thereto. nor is fis majesty ever permit ted to perform this duty by proxy Even the salaries of the kings servants are fixed by state officials. and he can not raise the salary of his own butler except by permission or out of his own private purse. That the king can do no wrong is obviously the view taken by his counsellors for by the laws that hedge the throne no person can take action against his majesty. and. he cannot be arrested by the emissaries of the law on any pretext whatever.
Arizona republican., 1904-07-24
or LOCAL
 LII INTEREST

LICENSED TO WED-A marriage license was issued yesterday to Jose Olea and Adele Cadovia, both of this county. The marriage ce1 emony was performed in the afternoon by Justice Burnett
 CHRISTIAN SCIENCE CHURCH. PcstofIice building, Monroe street. Ser vices at II a. m. Subject Love. " commandments" John 14:15. Sun day school 9:SO. Wednesday evening service 7:45. All are welcome
 OF COURSE-Diego April was be- fore Justice Burnett yesterday morn Ing charged with drunkenness. He was asked if it were true that he had permitted himself to be brought under the baneful influence of strong drink, Diego's reply in Spanish. translated in- to English, was "Of course"
 SERIOUSLY INJURED - Miss Elaine Meehan, assistant bookkeeper for the Heyman company was curious ly and painfully injured right before last. In closing the doors of a heavy safe the thumb of the right hand Wa $ caught and crushed. Miss Meehan had been thinking for some time of taking q jured thumb she thought that the op- perfume time for rest had come.
 ARIZONIANS ASROAD-The fol- lowing residents of the territory were recently registered at the Hollenbecl1 Los Angeles Mrs. w. A. Le nard and children. Clifton. O. F. Othe. Flag staff c. D. Clark, Morenci; F. l.. Ew- ing and family and Pearl Eyans, l., [ . A NJ. Bedle, Globe, Ms. w. T. Brin- ley, Giln Bend: R. F. zuver, Acme; Thomas Hamilton. Tuzcon: Thomas McFeeley and l.. $. Merrill, Bisbee and F. E. Prowell, Phoenix.
 NEW CORPO aATlONS-Articles of the following corporations were filed in the recorders office yesterday: nh Jug Handle Mining and Milling com pany. capital stock. SlOO,OOO. incorpord- tors. A. w. Plumley, W. II. Arthur and c. Newton; the Wibert Gold Mining company, capital stock, s75.00o, inCo-- porators, w. w. Sumner C. |. C-1tin and I. w. Green: the Great Northern Electric Power company. capital stock, $I, ,O0O 900, incorporators, F. F.. Li,tl'. W. Rowe and H. M. Little; Graceland Oil and Gas company, capital stock, S5n0 000. incorporators. F.. Miller, J. F. A. Smith and J. c. Moves.
 MORE WIND Wonderfully night the police cut a couple of telephone wires that had blown down across north Second treet near the big ditch and were just high enough from the ground to decapitate a hack driver il he was careless. The fact was reported by hack driver who was not careless as he had been caught two or three times before. When he drove along Friday night he had his whip sticking out in front of him ard when he felt it strike the wire he raised the whiT and "ducked" Otherwise it nigh have caught his jugular.
 A GIFTED SlNGER-One Of the most pleasing singers heard in Phoe. nix for many a day Is Mrs. Lloyt Hildrique Richards. She possesses g
Arizona republican., 1904-07-24
WHAT THE KING CANNOT DO.
He "Can Do No Wrong" Because of
 Statutes.

It is a prevalent and popular notion that She power possessed by the British monarch is absolute and almost without limitation.
 This is fallacy as the following facts will attest. The privileges and W rs relegated to royalty are manifold ard peculiar, but there are certain things that king may not do.
 While is it quite within the prOviate of the royal prerogative to dispose of the entire army and navy. als1 t0 de- clare war without consulting anyb dy. yet our king could not utilize a penny of the public funds without 2eImission from parliament. However exec lent and benefciel his motive may be for so doing, the king is debarred flon com municating with any Cf his royal sub jects. and the same limitation prohibits lim from accepting gifts from any O.; his people, except in cases where he offerings are presented through the medium or an officer Of the sta,e or an intimate friend of his majesty. After an individual has been ele ted b. his
Arizona republican., 1904-07-24

first attack, he glanced down the bill of fare and ordered a portion aof d experimentation of breakfast food and fruit of various kinds. uncooked. and was served with a pitcher of olive oil on the side. The medley looked not unlike a slice of liveTwurst. and one taste of it explained the use Of the oil which was evidently intended to er,Ible the food to slip down into the stomach before 1t could be stopped.
 Two bites Of this concootion were enough The luncher called the wait ress and said.
 Kindly let me have my check. think l will go and have something to eat
 You don't mean to cay you are hun gry still:" was the girrs remark, as she laid the check beside the plate.
 Hungry" was the response. Well. what I will do to a goodsized siiloin steak in about ten minutes"
 |" I wish I could" said the girl, with a sigh, but can't you send some of it in?"
 Great Scott!" said the hungry man, Don't they feed you here? You don't have to eat this stuff" with e compre- hensive sweep of his hand toward the tables and counters.
 Thank heaven, mo-" she answered.
 I'd quit the job in d minute if that was made a rule. None of us eat here. We have better sense
Arizona republican., 1904-07-24
HUNGRY AMID PLENTY.
Man Who Made One Attempt at Veg
 etable Diet.

A man went into one of the restau- rants that make q speciality of health foods the other day to try the effect of luncheon without meat.
 He had a healthy appetite when he went in, and in order that his stomach might not rebel at the introduction of some O, the queer dishes on the bill of fare he started the meal with a fouA- dation of bean soup. This was rather insipid, having been made solely Of vegetable matter and water, but he managed to get tn ough it. with the aid of whole wheat bread, plaseered with both peanut and cows butter
 Emholdened by the success of his