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The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1904-03-31
Artificial Ewes.

Artificial eyes were first used by the
Egyptians long before the Christian
era. Mummies have been found with
artificial optics. They were fashioned
in gold, silver, copper or ivory.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1904-03-31
The First German Paner Maker.

The First German Paper Maker.
Ulman Stromer was undoubtedly the
first German paper maker. Five hun
dred years have passed since then, and
the art Of paper making can look back
on as long period Of earnest effort
and profitable wOrk.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1904-03-31
Diet and Heart Beats.

The heart Of vegetarian beats on
an average fifty-eight to the minute;
that of meat eater seventy-five. This
represents a difference of $4,000 beats
In twenty-four hours
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1904-03-31
Near the Site of the Crucifxiou

NEaE INC S1te OF the Cruc1hX1Oms
The hill near Jerusalem where the
crucifxion Of Jesus occurred is form
ed of limestone. The shores Of the
Dead sea are lined with pumice show
cred out of some volcano that de-
stroyed Sodom and Gomorrah, which
cities finally sank beneath the waters
of the Dead sea.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1904-03-31
Snakeless Alaska.

Neither frogs nor snakes live in Alas
ka, but toads are frequently to be met
with.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1904-03-31
The Biggest Panorama,

The biggest panorama ever painted
was of London by Mr.. Homer. 1t COW
cred 10000 square feet, and was ex-
hibited at the Coliseum.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1904-03-31
Historic Relics.

In the library at Hinchclere castle.
Lord Camanon's residence in Hamp-
shire, are the table and chairs which
Napoleon used when he signed his alb
dication at Fontainebleau
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1904-03-31
For Brain Workers.

It is an excellent thing to take walk
the last thing at night if one is apt to
be sleepless through too great activity
Of the BRAIN
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1904-03-31
Museums OF Security.

Museums of security exist in Am
sterdan, Munich and Berlin for the ex-
hibition Of devices for the prevention
Of accident in the use of machinery.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1904-03-31
Carnival OF Venice.

The carnival Of Venice, which once
was celebrated by the whole populace
Of that city, has now become monop-
oily of the children
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1904-03-31
Northern Japan.

Northern Japan has a Siberian eli
mate. In winter the snow in many
places lies ten feet deep, yet in sum-
mer there are lotus ponds everywhere.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1904-03-31
Old La.n1ns.

The efficiency of an old lamp may be
improved 25 to 40 per cent by sur
rounding the lower part of the flame
with copper ring to prevent loss Of
heat through convestion
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1904-03-31
Monkey Lahorera.

In Africa and India and in South
America monkeys are often employed
to gather the fruit which grows too
high to be reached by the natives.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1904-03-31
A Big window.

The largest window in Britain is the
east window in York cathedral. 1t is
seventy-dve feet high and thirty-two
feet wide.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1904-03-31
No Drug stores In japan.

In Japan there are no drug stores.
The doctors dispense the medicines,
and if the patients call on them they
charge for the medicines only.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1904-03-31
The Cats, Well.

In the south Of Ireland, near Inchi-
geelath, is the cats well, the waters Of
which are supposed to exert marvel
Gus remedial effects upon ailing tab
HES
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1904-03-31
LAKE SHORE PROPERTY,

$3.50 Will sell in one bunch lots,
Block SO, comprising all vacant
property in the block, andAbeing APO
feet Lake Frontage. $3.50.
If G. r. MCDOWELL.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1904-03-31
GrOtes0ue TUNES.

About 1920 gentlemen's tunics were
particolored, one-half, with the accom-
panying sleeve, being blue, the other
red.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1904-03-31
Owls In Captivity.

An owl, when captured after attain
ing its full growth, is considered one
of the hardest birds in the world to
keep alive in captivity.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1904-03-31
Chinese Punishment.


BY the code a Chinese boy under six
teen cannot be punished. What Chi
nese do is to pop him into prison and
keep him there until he is sixteen.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1904-03-31
Canals In India.

In India there are 1900 miles OF
canals, irrigating 100000 acres Of
land.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1904-03-31

A first rate collection of insects con-
tains about $4,000 perfectly distinct
species.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1904-03-31
savages and Dreams.

Many savage races regard dreams as
incidents which happen to the spirit
when it is wandering from the body.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1904-04-15
Matrimonial CatechiSm.
New York Times.l
is marriage?


New York Times.l
What is marriage?
Marriage is an institution for the
blind
Why do some people never marry?
Because they do not believe In di-
vorce.
When a man thinks seriously of
marriage, what happens'
He remains single.
Does girl ever think OF anything
but marriage
Only that, and how to get married.
Should man mary girl for her
money?
No. But he should not let her be
come an old maid just because she's
Itch.
Is an engagement rs good as mar
riag.2
It's better.
How may we tell when courtship
has progressed?
When a man takes to yawning In
the girls presence.
When two thin people become en-
gagged, what happens'
They immediatelyigrow very thick.
When a man has popped the ques-
ton, is he finished?
No; he has yet to question Pop.
When asking papa, how should
a young man act3
He should face papa manfully and
never give him chance at his back
Why does bride wear veil?
So that she may conceal her salts
faction.
When a man marries, has he seen
the end OF TROUBLED.
Yes but 1t Is usually the wrong
end.
What is gre alter than wiie's love?
Her temper
Do married women suffer In ST.
lencel
Yes; they all suffer when they may
not talk.
When a man says he can manage
his wife, what does he mean?
He mears that he can make her do
anything she wants to do.
Is it possible tor a married man to
to be a fool without knowing 1t.
Not if his wife Is alive.
What Is mothtr-in law1
See Gen. Sherman's definition for
war
How did the Western man solve the
mother-ln-law qut s,iop?
When she came to spend the sum
mer with him he hired a Christian
Scientist to come and give the old
lady absent treatment.
Was il effective?
Yes; she went away and never came
ba'k
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1904-04-15

me the biggest lie about your cement
! ever heard III buy a bottle OF 1t,
merely to encourage you"
81 wouldn't lie to sell thousand
barrels Of it," protested the other.
"But I'll tell you one OF the things
really did with il. You have heard,
I presume. of the frog that tried to
swell itself up to the size of an OK
The skin OF that frog, as you remem.
Der, was not equal to the strain, and
1t burst ell to pieces. Sir, happened
to be on the spot, and gathered up
the fragments of that frog, patched
them carefully together with my
cement, and made the creature as
good az new-better, In fact, for 1t Is
a wiser frog. To prove to you that
am telling the absolute and the exact
truth. l will show you the frog, which
| have here in my valise-"
You needn't show 1t to me-" said
the man at the desk gloomily. "I'll
tske bottle of your cement. Here's
your money. Neve, mind the change.
Good day"
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1904-04-15
Wise Sayings for Everyday Use.

Bachelors wonder how married
men manage to put by any portion of
their earnings.
The girl who has a real social posi-.
ton usually is the most unassuming.
A man may be short on love and
still be long on constancy.
When a woman Is dunned by cred
itors she wonders why she should
thus be annoyed.
Some men know absolutely moth
ing about household management,
and they are proud of it.
The neat old maid usually finds a
case in point to justify her position.
Many men go through the world
smiling while carrying heavy load
of trouble.
A positively selfish woman has the
most to say about the unkindness of
the world at large.
To a man the friendship of other
men has a value for above It's actual
worth.
When a woman can't have her own
way she shows her displeasure.
Women want much in the way OF
polite consideration.
A mau knows how TO make excuses
Of success.
Some woman have an odd way of
showing ELECTION for a man.
To the industrious man, holidays
come In the nature of toll.
A woman likes to feel that her So
cial movements are worth noticing.
Men of good standing pay close at
tention to correct correspondence.
Some men carry their business into
all their dealings with others.
Take woman's word In a love at
fair and you are bound to be confused.
The man who tells fancy stories has
no idea of the value of time.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1904-04-15
Uncle Sans FOrreSterS.
TOutlng.
The making of plans fc

The making of plans for
forests manat ement requir s
a decidedly even combination
OF mathematics, cool-headed Nerve
and endurance. Besicts the
education OF a professor the FORESTER
must have COURAGE aud ability 10
roam the forests, such rs charac-
tried the Leather stockings" Until
he is able TO follow halt distinguish
bile trails for miles upon miles
through woods he ha1 never seen be.
fore he will be fortunate often to get
pine boughs for a bed instead ot ly-
ing out upon n damp inhoSpitable
granite ledge. The tendency OF men
In town to imagined good weather a
continuous forest state and to dwell
entirely on the bright side OF outdoor
lie results In applications tor a num-
Der OF young men OF imperfect consti-
tutions for places as students OF for
estry. Now and then one of these
stays and is benefited, but in general
one week OF rainy weather is enough.
They live two in tent and gather
morning and evening at the cook
tent for meals A sandwich carried
In the POCKET serves Tor lunch. They
leave camp at 7 o'clock In the morn
ing ana return at 5 O'Clock in the
afternoon. Their food is as good as
can b. had in camp There is ham
and bacon, rice, oatmeal and hominy.
For vegetables ere potatoes. beans
and onions. The cook has a way OF
making good stew from canned beef
and appet'zIng deserts from dried
fruits. noted dozen contrivsncts
for making the tent more cofortbble.
One man had manufactured sleeping
bag from a tarpaulin and b auket.
Another had invented a stove made
from a piece OF tin. There were three
or four patterns OF writing desks and
tables Garments that needed wash
ing were tied to a rope and anchored
in a stream.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1904-04-15

and description are good styles, from
the Brussels, the Alencon, the Bruges,
the Venetian, to the Renaissance, the
Valencieunes and Mechlin laces.
Many gowns are made with lace
flounces on the skirts and corsages,
aud berthas of lace, shirred and ruff
fed, falling over the shoulders are
heralded for summer waists.
For the slender girl. who Is to be
at her best this season drills and ruff
fes do not set off to best advantage
the charmes of her plumper sister,,
frocks with three, four and five
hounces, beginning at the waist, are
extremely fashionable. By the way,
shaped founces are not au fait and
have come to be regarded with dis
approval by the up-to-date woman.
Finest linens and linen lawns are
most beautiful when hand-embroid-
cred. Much of this work, especial
ly abroad, Is done by the sisters In
converts, who patiently work
the fine threads into designs of
clearly outlined beauty that women
will rave over these embroideries and
will Pay famous prices to the converts
for them.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1904-04-15
A Cure For Headache.

Any man, woman or child suffer
ing from headache, biliousness or a
dull, drowsy feeling should take one
or two of DeWitt's Little Early Ris
ers night and morning. These ia.
nous little pills are famous because
they are tonic as we'll as pill.
While they cleanse the system they
strengthen and rebuild it by their
tonic effects upon the liver and
bowels. Sold by z. Wayne Griffin
q Bro. m
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1904-04-15

Like the running brook, the
red blood that flows through
the veins has to come from
somewhere.
The springs of red blood are
found in the soft core of the
bones called the marrow and
some say red blood also comes
from the spleen. Healthy bone
marrow and healthy spleen
are full of fat.
SCOTS Emulsion makes new
blood by feeding the bone
marrow and the spleen with
the richest of all fats, the pure
cod liver oil.
For pale school girls and
invalids and for all whose
blood is thin and pale, SCOTS
Emulsion is a pleasant and rich
blood food. 1t not only feeds
the blood-making organs but
gives them strength to do
their proper work.
Send for free sample
., ps se 6 5 & BOVINE. Chemists, vo..
SOC. aud SI.oo; all druggists.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1904-04-15
How g This?

We offer One Hundred Dollars
Reward tor any case of Catarrh tina,
cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh
Cure.
F. J. Cheney d Co., Toledo, o.
We, the undersigned. have known
F. j. Cheney for the last Is years,
and believe him to perfectly honor
able in all business transactions and
financially able TO carry out any OBJ
legations made by their firm.
West 81 Truax, Wholesale drug
gists, Toledo, o.
Walding, Kinnan IL Marvin,
Wholesale druggists, Toledo, o.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken inter-
nally, acting directly upon theb lood
and mucous surfaces of the system.
Testimonials sent free. Price 75c
per bottle. Sold by all druggists.
Halls family pills are the best.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1904-04-15

to whom he told his wish. eff you
don't like the law, be DOCTOR"
So he studied medicine.
In time, however, this palled upon
him. He still thought of that book.
He felt that he had a mission.
"You could do so much more In
pulpit" said another.
So he preached, until the hollow
ness of 1t came over him.
And he left the pulpit.
One day, he woke up and found
that the great book was written. And
he laughed at the thought.
1T was not lit was the lawyer,
the doctor, the clergyman, and the
other man who did It,"
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1904-04-15
WeIl-GOWned Women,

Wide-shaped girdles are the proper
waist finish.
Insertions of colored lace trim some
of the sheer white blouses.
Tucks Of all sorts of circular-shap-
ed and crescent-shaped designs are
used.
Hand work Is more in evidence than
ever In the fashionable wordrobe.
Stiff little hedges OF foliage and
flowers encircle a few OF the hat
crowns.
Surplice waists are too much worn
by women with pretty throat.
Those sprinted bobbinets in big
lowered designs are wonderfully at
tractive.
A sheaf of flowers lying on the arm
Is said to be the most convenient form
for the bridal bouquet.
AS many as six plumes, the tips
whereof are barbed with cut steel,
bob on the heathenish hat of the fad
dish girl.
There Is tendency at present TO
releeate the trimming of skirts to-
wards the middle when 1t is ap
piled horizontally.
Embroidery Is the one organized
decoration for the luxurious cloth
gown; but the economical and impe-
cunious may use braids of vsrious
widths and kinds.
A new aud effective so-called gren-
adine Is lacy fabric, sort Of net,
quite like the wash blonde of years
ago, and has large printed floral de-
signs In colors.
The girl who wants to avoid awk-
ward situations must learn how 10
button her shirt waist In the back,
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1904-04-15
Testimony of a Minister.

Rev. Jno. S. Box, of Wake, Ark. ,
writes: "For II years suffered
from Yellow Jaundice. l consulted
a number of physicians and tried all
sorts Of medicines, but got no relief.
Then l began the use of Electric Bit
tiers and feel that am now cured of
a disease that had me in its grasp for
twelve years" If you want reliable
medicine for Liver and Kidney troub-
lie, stomach disorder or general debili-
ty, get Electric Bitters. It's guaran-
teed by u. Wayne Griffin 81 Bro.
Only SOC. m
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1904-04-15
Best Cough Medicine For
Children,

When you buy cough medicine
for small children you want one in
which you can place implicit conf
dence. You want one that not only
relieves but cures. You want one
that is PROFESSIONALLY harmless.
You want one that is pleasant to take.
ChamberIain's Cough Remeny meets
all of these conditions. There is
nothing so good for the coughs and
colds incident TO childhood. 1t is
also a certain preventive and cure for
Group, and there is no danger what
ever from whooping cough when it is
gwen. 1t has been used in many
epidemics of that disease with per-
feet success. For sale by all drug
gists. m
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1904-04-15
The Best Family Salve.

DeWitt's Witch Hazel gives in
slant relief from Burns, cures Cuts,
Bruises, sores, Eczema, letter and all
abrasion of the skin. In buying
Witch Hazel Salve it is only neces-
sary to see that you get the genuine
DeWitt's and cure is certain. There
are many cheap counterielts on the
market, all of which are worthless,
and quite a few are dangerous, while
DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve is per-
fectly harmless and cures. Sold by
u. Wayne Griffin IL Bro. m
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1904-04-15
Broke Into His House,

S. lie Quinn, of Cavendish, VT,
was robbed of his customary health
by invasion of Chronic Constipation.
When DIR. Kings New Lite Pills
broke into his house, his trouble was
arrested and now he's entirely cured.
They're guaranteed TO cure, 25c at
u. Wayne Griffin Il Bros. Drug
Store, m
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1904-04-15
Composite.
December Smart Set.l


II would like" said the youth,
Ito write a great book. How shall /
GO about III"
Don't! / beg of you" said the
novelist. write one that pays, as
do, or else study law"
az do not care to write a book for
the sake OF the pay" said the youth.
He was very young, and must be
forgiven for this. perhaps. after
all I had better be lawyer"
So he became a lawyer. But the
old ambition to write a great book
came over him again.
Anything but that" said friend
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1904-04-15
Herbine Cures.

Fever and Ague. A dose will
usually stop a chill, a continuance
always cures. Mrs. VIM. M. Stroud
Midlothian, Texas, May 81, 1899,
writes: We have used Herbine in
our family for eight years, and found
it the best medicine we have ever
used, for la grippe, bilious fever and
malaria" 5oc at j. H. Williams
druggists. m
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1904-04-15
Quite UnpardOnabld.

"Ill never speak to her again In
all my life"
HAS she offended your"
HAS she? Well. I should think so.
She came to my pink tea In flaming
red dress and completely spoiled my
color scheme"
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1904-04-15

There are only two kinds of child
ren-your own perfect little cherubs
and the ill-behaved brats owned by
other people.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1904-04-15
Only Two Occasions.

philadelphia Press
"You always appear to be nervous, I"
remarked the friend solicitously.
But really" replied the house
keeper. There are only two occasions
when am nervous. One is when I
have a servant girl and the other Is
when / havn't.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1904-04-15
An Investigator.
cleveland Plain Dealer.1

cleveland Plain Dealer.J
Ives, our boy has shown a re-
markable talent for music. He wants
to get at the very source OF It, as 1t
were"
What proof have you OF thisa"
why. he knocked In the heads Of
three dru ms In as many days"
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1904-04-15
oitMI sss. Early Risers
Tho famous little pills.
Putting Words In Her Mouth.

~ declare" said Bella sweetly,
"your thoughts run exactly In uni
son with mine, Augustus. I had
those very words In my mouth"
"Yes, and saw him put 'em there,
too" said little Tommy, who had
seen the kissing going on.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1904-04-15
For the Summer Girl.

Fashionable modistes make up
robe dresses all covered with embroid-
cry and of sll-over lace. A popular
combination this season is embroid-
cry and lace Lsces of every kind
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1904-04-15

First Worm-What on earth are
you doing9
Second Worm-Oh. merely turning
again. You know one good turn de-
serves another.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1904-04-15
One of the Few.

Smith-"Jones is certainly queer
chap"
Brown-"Queer?"
Smith--"Yes. Why he's actually
satisfied If It's cold In winter and hot
In summer"
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1904-04-15
Rose to the Occasion.
[Chicago Trlbune.1

lChicaBo lrlDune,J
"I'd like to show you my new elas-
tic cement" said the soft-voiced mau
In the shiny black suit. 81 make 1t
myself, and I'll warrant it to mend
anything that ever"
81 don't need any," interrupted the
man at the desk, "but If you will tell
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1904-04-15

He ives young man with future.
She was a womauiwith a past. Now
he Is a man with a past and she is a
woman with a present
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1904-04-15
GA STE 1IA.
Bear. til. HIhs Kind You Have Always Bough
''s, si &>HzNzzM

Serious Stomach Trouble
Cured.
/ was troubled with a distress in
my stomach, SUR stomach and vom-
ting spells, and can truthfully say
that Chamberlains Stomach and Liv-
err Tablets cured me.-Mrs. T. V.
Williams, Laingsqurg, Mich. These
tablets are guaranteed to cure every
case of stomach trouble of this char
acter. For sale by all druggists. m
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1904-04-15
Georges Answer.

lLippincotts MagaEine.l
Mrs Curti>--Tell me before l nbar.
ry you whe her you have any incum
biancrs
Gore Washington-Weil. I'm the
father oi my country
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1904-04-15
RIPANS Tabules
Doctors find
A good prescription
For mankind

The cent packet is enough for usual occasions.
The family bottle $50 cents) contains a supply
or year. All druggists sell them.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1904-08-25
THE COURSE OF TRUE LOVE.
Another instance Which Proves Ii
Cannot Run Smooth.

Another instance Which Proves Ii
Cannot Run Smooth.
Darling, said Wilberforce Percy
Poot ALI he reached out to clasp Ma
thild Pembrook's tailor-made form iii
the embrace of his silver fox overcoat
to shield her from the icy blast, have
you tried real hard to love me, as
should be loved2 Recollect, dearest,
! have been coming up this same ave.
nue. for two sweet, delightful months.
How Joyous life has seemed to ME
during all that timel Mathild, Ma
thild, cannot you lore ME alb I yearn
to be loved"
am trying hard, Oh. SO hard,
Percy =
= say It again. pet. Percy sounds SO
sweet to my ears from Jour lips.
am SO glad my name is Percy
Percy, there are dark rings about
my eyes every morning; am trying
so hard I'd love yon NO one but a low
ing woman who tries ID keep her loved
one ia mind knows the suffering
have gone through. am growing thin
trying to think about you all the time,
Percy
And when your mind turns to
Percy. your own Percy what do you
really think about dream OF NY lite,
Tight of my sonl?'
Ohl Percy, I'll cannot think then:
seem ID have nothing IL think about
ssgt.,,S&4 II ~ ~ I'M x x&ys3y