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Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1904-11-11

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Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1904-11-11
Somewhat Different.

Tom-Did you ever notice with what
style and grandeur Miss F'latleigh sweeps
into a room?
Jack-Yes; but when it comes to
sweeping out a room she isn't in it with
her poor old mother.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1904-11-11

One-third of the land surface Of the
globe is covered with trees.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1904-11-11

The bonds of the Philippine Islands
are quoted higher than British consols.
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Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1904-11-11

Bad men excuse their faults, good men
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Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1904-11-11
Cuturrh
Inuites Consumption

It weakens the delicate lung tissues,
deranges the digestive organs, and
breaks down the general health.
It often causes headache and dizzi-
ness, impairs the taste, smell and
hearing, and affects the voice.
Being constitutional disease it re-
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Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1904-11-11

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Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1904-11-11

Health demands daily action of the
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Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1904-11-11
An Indiana Lady Tells of Wonderful Cure -

'sDEAR Mrs. PINKHAM: 1t is pleasure
for me to write and tell what your wonderful
medicine has done for me. I was sick for
three years with change of life, and my
physician thought cancerous condition Of
the. womb. During these three years
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81 cannot find words in which to ex-
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testimonials recommending your medicine and
ment trial.
"Before I had taken half a bottle Of
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com.
pound, 4 began to sleep. | have taken now
six bottles and am 50 well can do all kinds
of work. Mrs. LIZZIE HNnE, Salem, Ind.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1904-05-07
The lNDICTER INDICTED.

Box, the promoter OF that womens graft the Ladies'
Home Journal, magazine containing illustrations
than buoyed commission by persistent agents,
lately took it himself to read the press
all around lesson Assuming superior knowledge his
criticism little else than Indictment He charged
the daily papers with untruthfulness and exaggeration
with unrelabiy weakness In urging truthfulness
he lost sight OF the truth himself The editor eses
Weekly in defending the press hauls Box over
the Goals. Lesle's says that Every intelligent person
knows, better MI Box that no editorn-
chief of reputable newspaper Office anything but
the truth and that he will print anything else ii
can help it. If higher motive present he would
not do it meter of pure business policy. needs
only modicum of sense see and understand
that newspaper that willfuy habitually msieads
and deceves its readers by asahoods perversons OF
statement must lose the confidence low
est class of newspaper readers with this its last
asset as money making enterprise. the yellowes
and most sensational sheets which bring shame and dis
credit upon the newspaper profession do deliberately
invest in lying stories upon such features as
source of strength and popularity They the truth
as general rule although may ofttmes truth that
had better been left untold. The American press as a
whole just worthy as the American pulpit
and to charge that either or the other of these
agencies of influence is and mendacious would he
equally untrue and unjust The American newspaper re
fleets as accurately conscentously as any human
agency do the life thought OF the American peo.
Fe This is its declared purpose this it does as we'll
as the intelligence which il commands will enable # 10
90 To ndict the American press as falsfer is to cast
the same sin at the door of the whole American public
The Wichita daily eagle., 1904-05-07
OUR coLoNIsTs HEARD FROM.

The Democrats who deprecated expansion and propho
sled imperial woes the republic of the acqui
sition of the Philippines of the Hawaiian Islands and OF
Porto Rico will find least consolation. Auxiliary
Democratic parties organized in both the
Archipelago and islands and genuine in char
that the very convention held in the Philip
national convention St Louis the Republican party
and its nsular policy denounced for all that's out.
present ills of archipelago demanded the for
mutation definite nsular policy advocated the early
establishment of territorial government and gave ex-
preston opinion other questions of national policy
which from the development of Imperialism have acquired
q Importance and urgency.
Commenting on the above action the New York World
observes that bere the is there is the spirit OF
free government This farof party convention may be
thought to have possessed greater possibilities of good
for the island dependencies than any existing
of occupation Incidentally it will recalled that the
fatal silver plank inserted in the City plat
form by the of the Hawaiian member of the com
mittee resolutions That may help realize the
truth of the saying that the important question with
gard to Asatic expansion not what shall do
with the Philippines, but what the Philippines will do
to u.s."
The Wichita daily eagle., 1904-05-07

varaby proceeds to erect organization of his own
which his opponents in their always his ma
chine It is difference nomenclature The
thing itself is the
''fhe thing itself moreover is necessity of politics.
In other words, machine is politics systematized II
the machine the instrument furtherng bad
policies for advancing the candidacy Of unworthy
is bad machine. If it be used to advance the public
welfare and to elect good officers it is good machine
But good bad it necessity Of politics and it will
last long as politics lasts.
This only another of saying that organization is
necessary the of any movement involving num-
bers Of To assert that political party could be
successful without party machine would be absurd
to declare that army could accomplish anything
without organization discipline and leadership
The Wichita daily eagle., 1904-05-07
TWO IMPORTANT NATIONAL GATHERINGS.

The National Municipal League has been holding it's
annual convention in Chicago the past week. The pro-
ceedings OF this body attract surprisingly little attention
that the work of those proineRn its deliberations has
eXerted the country highly encouraging TO
the who working for better city to
the interest in their plans and work is growing
in numbers and in effectiveness Another convention OF
scarcely less Importance that of the Florence Crit
denden Rescue Homes delegates at Washington. The
problem of the fallen thoroughly discussed
by those who directly into with her in
effort her. Valuable practical observations
made these meetings which will provoke discussion
and which may have the effect of our
formal somnolent special charities to realization OF
the opportunities they are overlooking
The Wichita daily eagle., 1904-05-07
THE ATcHIsoN PHILOSOPHERS OPINION

The order closing the Worlds Fair on Sunday was
nonsense No sensible man doubts that the people would
be better of at the Worlds Fair Sunday than in dog
geries or at beer pcncs. order closing the fair was
issued to please possibly onetenth people: Ger
tainy not more than that The notion that man NAV
not amuSe himself as he sees f sunday providing
does not interfere with the rights others is unfair
narrow minded and ridiculous The theory in this coun-
try is that We all work during the week On Sunday we
want diversion and recreation and are entitled to il
so long as our diversions and recreaons do not interfere
with the rights OF Others or become obnoxious 10 common
decency. The a hundred who bclieyes IN tn,,
old Puritan Sunday has long controlled his nnetyiRe
reghbors Why is il? The one man says to the ninety
nine You ought TO be ashamed of yourselves YOU do
not love the memory of mothers you are setting
bad example to children: you are not promoting moral
progress; you are against the home All these state
ments utterly foolish untrue but the one man
always bluffs the ninetynine and has his way Why 10
not the ninetynine themselves and resent
the ntimatiop that they opposed to decency and
moral gress?-AtchisOn Globe
The Wichita daily eagle., 1904-05-07
TAMMANY, LOBSTER AND CHAMPAGNE

The consumption of lobster and champagne in New
York is gagged blythe political register During the re-
form administrations these simple necessities life
not sold in great quantities. and when Tammany is in
power they at once jump back into popularity. Thus,
during Van Wyck's regime 3000000O pounds of lobster
were yearly while under Low the average
cnly 100000 pounds. Now that Mcclellan has come
in the seasons in York fixed at 900 900
pounds This may be accidental but the old New Workers
insist that there is always gayety there under
many and therefore heavier lobster consumption. The
reasoning and the figures work in harmony any rate
AS to champagne the phenomenon is observed This
has the year the wine agents. whereas
during Lows administration the fzz water poor
seller
The Wichita daily eagle., 1904-05-07
OKLAHOMA OUTLINES

This significant line appears in the
Woodward News: "One announcement
this week."
The Citizens municipal ticket was
elected from top to bottom at Fort Cobb,
Monday. The opposition was Demo
cratic.
The Woods County Press Association is
out in resolutions sending the largest
bouquet to Strain, of the Frisco. The
association was furnished special car
for the st. Louis trip.
Castor beans and broom-corn are sup
planting great deal of wheat ~ Wood
ward county The rain came too late.
Work has been begun on the three
new school houses at Anadarko which
are to be paid for out of the town lot
fund.
The company that had the contract for
the construction Of the waterworks plants
at Hobart and Lawton suffered the loss.
by fire of their outfit, including twenty
two horses. at Lager. Monday night
They We're just preparing to start TO the
new towns 10 begin work.
The miners arc going to hold a raliying
reunion and picnic at Mountain Park
next Saturday.
Woodward is being connected with the
people on the north side of the Canadian
river by a bridge. The high waters may
Interfere with it's completion. .
The Renftow Tribune: The election
last Monday passed off quietly. The
only reported disturbance occurred when
Jerry Anderson. the only negro in town
was not allowed To vote
The Renfrow Tribune speaks Of a wan
dering bolt of lightning" Editor VIII
lians has evidently never been struck.
The last seven days have been speut at
Ingersol in q continuous celebration.
Last week the Cherokee baseball boys
went 10 Harper. Kan, and were white
washed.
Bill Cross is reported as taking his
congressional candidacy seriously. The
trouble is Bill spends most Of his time
among the Prohibs
Medford is being bothered by tramps
One tried to tote of the contents of a
hotel cash drawer one afternoon. re-
Gently.
Leases are being secured on land in one
township of Garfield county, and il =
intended TO bore Tor oil
Hobart Is nov sitting Up nights igur-
ing on how u get money Egith which
10 secure q branch OF the Orient rail-
read.
Enid Wave: The Sidewalk liars need
conversion very much This morning Il
was reported that Cashier watkins had
gone 70 Arkansa1g 70 hang himself
Ell Narchsat. secretary q the Okla
bona Worid's Far commission. has sen:
oct the following bulletin; Since rzy
bulletin directing q route over The Chou
teau avenue car lire from TIE Cnlcn
station 20 the State building entrance
At the FAR grounds. The Tun % cars ras
been changed Oklahoma people Should
take Market O. Izcis5e cars srn-aeslatsIy
n fron. of tho Union station B1fh lszes
lead vest and rgn 20 ire grounds with
org transfer The Market cars s-op about
q half block frous tise gate and the Ia
cEe,sa cars 60 armand fhe loop u within
q fsw fsei o. the southeast gate west-
bound tabor. aTsape cars also LEAD to
ths southees3gzte without fraasces---
Jsrry WashizEtGa has sent wore . ;ss
End Nave that & vas al a lie aha;
hlrn being in tn, Ksug1SfNr jail AID
naw The Wave a mp il the ssr =. 20
which Il should apologize. Mr. Washington
CT AlnEaSasr-
The Wichita daily eagle., 1904-05-07

One of the remarkable things in politics
is that w j. Bryan was able TO control
the county convention in which he lives.
Two years hence he viii lose out at home.
- =
1t may be that Pilgrims Progress may
do for the stage what the Behemoth Of
Holy Writ did for the circus. When
Barnum conceived the idea of attaching
a rlenagerie to his circus and advertised
the Behemoth of Holy Writ, the parsons
and deacons went to see it. In the same
way the most rigidly pious may so to
the theater TO see Pilgrims Progress
when it is staged.
..lol. o. :.
Probably that man who sent ten
septillions of osculation to his sweetheart
meant it figuratiYely.
o..O-O..o
The idea that free lunch would induce
editors OF Indian territory papers to give
the Worlds Fair a boost is ridiculous.
That might catch Yankee or a lean
Arkansan, but Indian territory editors
don't know the pangs of real hunger
without the grub stake
o..O-O-.o
Water, water, all around and not a
drop TO drink" One of the paradoxes
of life appeared at Kansas City Thurs
day when too much water resulted in
too little water. Floods washed out the
water mains and people had TO drink
beer.
(:N-Cl-f0
Debs and Hanford (Socialists) is the
first complete presidential ticket in the
field, and ii VIII be a close race with
the Prohibitionists if the first isn't last
in the wind-up.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1904-05-07
RICH RUSSIAN coNvENTs.

The Russian converts said to be fabulously rich
not only in all of precious stones but in
st the TroilskOSergius monastery. Moscow,
pals fu Of pearls which Of the principal jewellers
of Europe prOnOunces to be the only pearls existing
worthy Of being mentioned The converts and
Of will furnish huge of money for the
and it is said in Russia that Supposing per
cent of the convent funds stolen the residue will easily
Japans last yen exhausted
The Wichita daily eagle., 1904-05-07
Do YOU KNOW THAT

DO YOU KNOW THAT
Everything We do not know anything
about always looks big
Whenever we take a trip into the realms
o; fancy we see good many things
that never were.
The past is for the wise man the only
guide for the future. What man has
done man will do.
The people who ride around on this earth
are high rollers.
Blood will tell-who got the drop.
1t would spoil nine men out of ten 10
let them have their own way for a
month.
Soda water is the only thing made that
the girls don't make homemade iTni-
alton of.
Joke as We may about the new woman. -
she is here in Wichita. and going TO
stay.
The court mills of today dismiss more
cases for want OF testimony than they
try, yet the costs are the same. See,
To shake hands with "A hypocrite you
feel a. similar sensation as when you
take a dose Of castor oil.
Our lives are as We shape them in
thought
If you have a piece of ground you must
dig it, plant it, work tiff you harvest
anything from il. So with the mind
In society each little clique or set, in
stead of thinking and acting for them
selves, slavishly copy after other little
cliques- This is why there Is so much
conversationality. It's awfully tiresome-
OF all the mean ''cusses" In our modern
society the meanest il that one who
is ever suggesting. Did you hear So
and-so ABOUT Mr.. So-and- So?"
Our modern concert music is more a big
NOISE than music.
Go by most any house where there is an
unsophisticated girl and a piano you
will hear a noise like a wheeZy circus
calliope with the valuve pulled out
Why don't young ladies sing naturally
without?
a crowd is no company-it is a mere
picture gallery of faces.
AS good evidence as one wants that the
Devil is still going around is to see one
boy spit on another boys shoes be-
cause they have been shired.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1904-05-07
A DISTINCTION wlrHour = plEEERENcE

The question of party organization is summed IN in
an article which appeared in the Chicago Chronicle last
week explaining the difference between nachine" and
an "organization The Chronicle which is Democratic
in politics. says:
when he has its support and favor the candidate
speaks OF il most respectfully the party organization
When be enjoy support he at once begins 10
designate the the epithet vita
reprobate adjectives as he nds handy Yet he in
The Wichita daily eagle., 1904-05-07
THOSE NEW EXPOSITION STAMPS.

Stamp collectors will be after the series of Expo
ston stamps. Only commends itself good taste
and that is the tencent specimen, which gives small
map of the Louisiana Purchase That is all right and If
the stamp had been like that it would have been
daily geography lesson to millions of children in
the public schools. it is, the tencent stamp will be
but seldom in circulation
The Wichita daily eagle., 1904-05-07

Is it all then the viewpoint in religion in politics
end other things? Three pastors of FreepOr Illinois,
representing religion it is taught in the Methodist
Lutheran Presbyterian churches raided three gam
bling and seized $4,000 worth of roulette chuck
a-luck crap and poker tables. At the time Meth
odist minister Butte Montana played his coin the
red and won 81. 500 in cash
The Wichita daily eagle., 1904-05-07
KANSAS CURRENTS

! This is cyclone weather 'Nuff sed
/ A pipe line TO Wichita from the eastern
| Kansas gas fields might be run on tC
! Hutchinson. says the News. Yes. or we
might move Hutchinson down 70
! Wichita, as we did one April FOOLS day.
| The Gulf. Hutchinson and North
western" is looming up. The promoter
/ has had the name painted on both sides
/ of his road wagon.
| Glenn Wilkinson, of Hutchinson. held
a cartridge in his hand while he struck
it with piece of iron. 1t seems there
is not a drop of Russian blood in his
veins, either.
Apple Pie is the name OF village in
Douglas county. About the next thing
| the people will be naming their kids after
| Roscoe Stubbs.
After reading this from the Globe. Ed
Hoch will desist from his vicious attacks
upon Ed Howe We feel sure: Il have
been disappointed so much that it is
pretty hard TO disappoint me"
Hutchinson is complimenting Newton
on its constitutional vigor. otwithstand-
ing the fact that for the first time in
nine months the theatrical season has
closed at the latter pia1e, Newton IL
looking bright and clipper.
May :, and not a cake of ice in sight
This Is the horrifytng state Of affairs at
Ness city
Great Bends city council refused TO
grant the Great Bend and Southern rail
road a franchise. the people protesting
against allowing the road right OF way
along a principal residence street This
leads 10 the belief that some day the
world will be startled by the news that
Kansas town has refused to vote
bonds.
Talk about southeastern Kansas In
Scott county a man had sunk a hole only
four feet when the earth yielded him
81 There were just that many coyotes
in the hole.
J. Waiter Atkinson is home at Sterling
on furlough. He belongs To- the train
ing ship Hartford. Farragutts old flag
ship.
The woran's club meet at Euporia
got pretty dun before its conclusion. one
day il was that featurelsss that the Ga
zetto reporter vas compelled 70 put this
heading over his article. More Club
Meeting.
Enporia Is now dra wing On Andrew
Carnegie hank account
The Conway Springs star var The frs;
paper this wear 70 print formal decisr-
alton o. war On the weeds
AtchIson Globe. \ lot ~ seeds seut us
b. Congressman Victor Hsrdock ff5 not
corae up The sseoz purchased at tte
stores IE &tchison cane Up pronpliT-
What does Hon Mgrdock intend 10 90
about IL
TIE Monitor asserts that Jewell cCsntv
xii pToduce the biggest fruIt crop this
year tha; i has eser produced Sqsie-
hail stoyns are Tot figured is tAls cSIcz-
lstion-
utv-o-e-r-1onths-ola baby vas hs.-
ten - a skunk las week Eh.ie pa Tiilg ln
the yard st Milton TIE baby protabsy
r-lstock TIE animal for--z cat
Ewing Herbert 81 Commenting O .hs
opinion % peppIs who szy iazs 6sae4sg Is
80 seem rs f~si that theF are striking
~ RIA psrs512ily-
C0awzv Sprfzxs star. o-e god rs.4-
sone- s-CEestz that a. e fh4 ooza;TT
people In the vfcls-atY 9: Wellington bog
eott tke so.ass ca1F. instead os sn@ xtssl-
town snh See ho~ gasrk -uos; cf TIE
.o.zts All have 70 Gait c44s--szs.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1904-05-07
HARDER THAN FIGHTING.

The British troops in Thibet have found marching in
high attitudes very exhaustng and many persons among
the soldiers and camp followers have prosrated by
mountain Sickness The rarefed air and the glare Of the
mirage in the not produced giddiness while the
changes in the temperature extreme BY day the
soldiers exposed sunsroke and by night they
We're numb with the cold
The Wichita daily eagle., 1904-05-07

Lawrence Journal: The record made by Cresceus on
the Wichita track last has been dsalowed
by the American Trottng association which says there
gross fraud III connection with the claim and pro
poses to prosecute the Wichita fair management With
all this the record is probably straight" as that usual
" made on any race track.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1904-05-07

Now that the proof is forthcoming that the father of
the Democratic party Thomas Jefferson ate with negroes
it is TO Cleveland apologize The author of the
Declaration OF independence seems to have had very
clear ideas Of the scope OF the word "liberty'
The Wichita daily eagle., 1904-05-07

Rev. Dr. Newell Dwight Hills last Sunday discussing
Temptation. said: They declare that you have
nation unless is that strong
young Progress rides on powder cart and Jesus
Christ ought to have invented a cannon"