The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1904-11-24
THISTLES

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who was cross questioning, you think you
know Il al, don't your Not quite, replied
tue Witnesf. For irs,ance. don't know
hos you mApsge TO secure an occasional
elitat.
Goodness I'm fure IN be late, cned
Mr.. Pussy. Is there any bot water I've
go, Just about I've minutes to take bath
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what you call a Rushin' bath, sih't ~
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Der, sam, said the minister, that chickens
come home to roost. All dunno bout dat,
objected Sam dey don't girhome noah,
II dey ianbles anywhesh neah nah Issi.
dcnce.
Reason Esough: What! msrry my
daughterf snorted Old Gotror. Why you
must be destitute Of all reason Yes, In.
tsrlupted young Poorley, with refreshing
csndor, admit thst | am destitute, Tut
that very fset is my reason.
--Host--Dinner will be served shortly |
colonel; wouldn't you like to have little
whisky At Col, Kain,uck-No, sni II
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prefer big whisky, sub
Il think, declared the little daughter Of
,h' widow TO the millionaire Nho was call.
Ing, that you are a charming and delight
ful man. How nice What makes you
say so' Mamma tod me sol
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Tbs bone, he said, Ia the humerus. PoIu-
atly known, Interrupted Plato, as the fun
BY hone Which was a fairly clever con-
ssi for those archaic days.
Bragg No man can call me liar v ith
Ia puaity. I'd fight hin II he was teyen
,et high. QiArles i said you were ar.
v hat are You goiBg to do about II Bisgg
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iiil call you by the sweet names The tled
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"a nc slight variations. lattead Of 'Lone,,'
example, tho now utes The lIndr,d
or "a of 'oll bCcswax.
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10 |. Why should you recall Lin. Be-
ase he will soon be more famous Than
yer. Impossible No, indeed. His ION
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fIef We get the girls mariiad We exptc, to
ave several OF the Oldest FAM Ice belong-I
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tactical u.alt, but I'm afraid Il weL'i 60
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~ well known writer of humorous
rose and verse was taking with a b.blio- G
lanise when the latter ssi3 BY the WAY
am collecting Gnt editions Of American
u'horf. ! wanl TO ttd your ilrst book to
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-Mr. New-lts, most Ct The servant