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The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-03-25
Proper Treatment Of Pneumonia.

Pneumonia is too dangerous a disease
for anyone TO attempt to doctor him
self, although he may have the proper
remedies at hand. A physician should
always be called. 1t should be borne in
mind. however, that pneumonia always
results from a cold or from an attack
Of the grip. and that by giving Cham
berlain's Cough Remedy the threaten
ed attack Of pneumonia may be warded
of. This remedy is also used by ply
sicians in the treatment Of pneumonia
with the best results. DIR. W j. Smith,
Of Sanders, Ala who is also a druggist
says Of il: 81 have been selling Cham
berlain's Cough Remedy and prescrib-
ing il in my practice for the past six
years. use it in cases Of pneumonia
and have always gotten the best re-
suits. Sold by The Winston Drug Co
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-03-25
HIS PHILOSOPHY.

" 81 had nothin' else 10 do but set around
an laugh az things!
The whole worlds funny through an
through, from you an me clear Up 10
kings.
You think that am gay an glad with not
thing 20 worry me;
think the oulO0ks pretty bad. but your
good fortune ] can see.
Each woman sees a hat or dress that she
thinks should ha' been for her
An. take IL by an large. I guess this world
keeps gettin' funnier
Each town IS FUN o. candidates that thinks
they are the peoples choice.
All over these United States they re harkin
for the calm voice;
An each one wishes he'd the chance the
other fellow has TO win.
but. after all, it's just dance-some
goin' out. some comm in.
We know the office seeks the man. an that
is why We never fail
To try 20 hit upon plan 20 leave a mighty
WeA-made trail
You worry when the agent calls 10 get his
little monthly rent
His heart with disappointment falls II he
finds you without cent;
We read about some millionaire who sings
the Joy OF bein' poor.
An know OF poor men everywhere who
scheme 20 make theiiHortunessure
The man who has an appetite must be con-
tent plain things 20 eat;
The rich mans in sorry plght-his ap-
petite he must entreat
Wish had nothin' else 10 do but set around
an laugh at things!
I'd chuckle for awhile at you. an then I'd
snicker al the kings.
You think It would be very fine 20 loll
around an wear a crown
The king is anxious 20 resign an lay the
heavy headgear down
I'd laugh at them that wants TO walk;
Ia laugh az them that wants TO ride,
At them that talks. or doesn't talk-if 1
was only satisfied
Chicago Daily Tribune.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-03-25
secret of nird FLIGHT

A writer in the Scientific American
says: "In collecting bird skins I have
found innumerable air cells. forming q
most delicate and wonderful network
between the body and the skin. In the
pelican. one Of our largest birds. this
network Of cells practically covered the
whole body and was very noticeable
Now If these cells work automatically
like the lungs or like the circulation
of the blood, being filled with or emp
tied Of hot air. according to the pur-
pose Of the bird to rise, float or de-
scend. then surely we can better un-
derstand the ease with which birds
seem to sustain themselves in the all
during their long flights"
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-03-25

! breakfast 10 De cleared while the 15U
soyereigns were still lying glistening in
the sun upon the table.
Daniel answered the summons as usual
and began to clear away. AS he did so
his eye fell on the money and he gave a
little quick, sharp gasp. Mrs. Trapaud
heard 1t and turned to look at him.
Yes" she said. its a lot OF money,
isn't II, Daniel? One hundred and thirty
pounds. The bay mare and her foal
/ fetched H."
Daniel murmured some reply. and went
on removing the breakfast things. Mrs.
Trapaud rose. folded her napkin leisure
ly, and gathering up the gold pieces,
crossed to the fireplace and put them in a
| tidy little heap on the mantelpiece Then
she walked into the conservatory that
opened out Of the room to see how her
pointsettia was coming on. Suddenly
her pulses stopped and her heart stood
still TO listen. She heard a voice dis
tinctly speaking in a weird. mad whis-
per from the breakfast room behind
Make a man rich for life" IL said
and repeated the phrase like a litany
She turned.
Daniel was standing near the mantel-
piece. HIS face white as death. great drops
Of sweat standing out upon his brow
His fingers twitched nervously. his eye
balls were painfully distended Covetous-
ness, avarice greed. were writ large
upon his countenance. He looked hoyri-
bic. Instinctively Mrs Trapaud shrank
back among the greenery TO watch
Make a man rich for life!" reiterated
Daniel with a curious sibilant sound.
make a man rich for life-rich for lifel"
With one swift look IN the direction Of
the conservatory he put out his hand, and
with stealthy touch nolselessly took the
gold. You could have heard a pin drop.
Mrs. Trapaud stepped quickly forward.
Daniel. what are you doing? Put that
money down"
She spoke sharply -peremptorily
Daniel turned. An ugly look came over
his face he was dangerous.
'Put II down this minute" she said.
MAKE a man rich for life" he NUT
tered, backing to the door
Daniel. are you mad? Put It down at
once, | say"
She had reentered the room now and
her hand was on the bell With a quick
movement Daniel reached out 10 the
sideboard and seized a knife; in his other
fist he still clutched the gold
81 see" she said quietly. "Then we
have been housing a thief and a murder
er for five and 20 years"
The knife dropped from HIS hand. A
violent trembling shook him in every
limb. the wild. weird look died out Of
his eyes. and he stood for a moment gaz-
ing dazedly at the money in his clinched
palm.
Daniel. put It down."
He crossed to the mantelpiece as
though in a dream and put the money
back where he had found It IN the spirit
Of a little child. Then he stood there
silent. his head bowed upon his breast.
'Gt IS the first time have ever known
you drunk. Daniel" said Mrs. Trapaud
slowly. do not ever let me see you
drunk again OF shall have to dismiss
you Now you may CO."
He turned and walked slowly TO the
door. He had his back to her. but she
could see his shoulders heave. Presently !
he turned again, his face still bowed
upon HIS breast.
God bless ZEE. mistress. ." he said brok- !
enly and went out.-The Tattler.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-03-25
.lND1S1RY&@s,5,
! 5ssSzhECHAElSS I
NEW FIRE APPARATUS.
Cylinder and Can BE Used In
Narrow Streets.

The chief objection to some Of the
fire apparatus in use in large cities is
the enormous length Of the trucks on
which it has to be carried and the diff
ficulty OF getting the hre-hghting out
ht from the house to the street and
thence TO the scene Of the fire, In the
case OF the big extension ladder ap-
paratus tllerman is required to guide
the rear end Of the truck, his duties
being Just as important as those Of the
driver who handles the reins. II is
doubtful II one Of these heavy trucks
can be brought 10 a majority Of the
fires In time to render much assistance.
and yet every fire department has on
record instances where lives have been
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-03-25
The woodpecker.

The long. stiff tail-feathers Of a wood,
pecker enable the bird TO cling to The
trunk of a tree in an upright position foI
a long time and bore away for food. The
bill Of a woodpecker is often as strong as
that Of q bird Of prey, and in the wood.
cock Of northern Maine the bill is found
at its greatest development. The tongue
much resembles an angle worm. and IL
very long and admirably adapted foi
sucking sap. Sometimes the tongue Ia
not only long and brush-like, but barbed
At the point, so that It can impale Its
prey. The feet are adapted for swim
ming IN various ways.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-03-25
Have Yon Indigestion,

II you have Indigestion. Kodol Dys-
depsia Cure will cure you. IL has
cured thousands. IL is curing people
every hour. You owe it to yourself
to give it trial. You will continue
to suffer until you try it. There is no
other combination OF digestants that
digests and rebuild at the same time.
KOdol does both. Kodol cures,
strengthens and rebuilds. Sold By
The Winston Drag Co.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-03-25

LADDER WINDS ON CYLINDER
saved by the use Of this apparatus
which could not have been reached in
any other way There has recently
been designed a novel form Of extern
sion ladder. which at least has the
merit Of compactness to recommend II,
requiring no more space in the fire.
house OF on the road than one OF the
engines. The ladder itself on this ap-
paratus is IN the form OF a series Of
hinged steel sections, which are capa-
bic OF being wound up on a rotary
drum while not In use, but which i'm
mediately assume a nearly vertical po-
sition when the drum IS revolyed TO
unwind the sections Guy wires are
used to steady the rising ladder, which
would otherwise double up at dne Of
its numerous joints and topple to the
ground At any height a cage can be
elevated by a rope and pulley to res
cue people from the upper stories OF
burning buildings.-St Louis Globe
Democrat.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-03-25
Colds Cause PhenmOnia.

One Of the most remarkable cases Of
a cold. deep.seated on the lungs, caus-
ing pneumonia, is that Of Mrs. Ger
trude +. Fenner. Marion, Ind, who
was entirely cured by the use Of One
Minute Cough Cure. She says: "The
coughing and straining so weakened
me that ran down in weight from l4o
10 % pounds. ] tried a number Of
remedies TO no avail until l used One
Minute Cough Cure. -Four bottles Of
this wonderful remedy cured me en-
tirely OF the cough, strengthened my
lungs and restored me TO my normal
weight, health and strength" Sold by
The Winston Drug Co.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-03-25

T HIS design, taken from the Phila-
delphia Press, shows very COM
Portable and attractive little home, well
arranged and planned to be built cheap
". as will be seen by its compactness
and roof lines It is to have siding or
clapboards for first story and shingled
roof and gables, and to be stained green
all over, with white trimmings
The porch extends on two sides OF
the house. a desirable feature not al
ways attained by a medium-sized porch.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-03-25

The grouping Of the windows is very at
tracuve. The hall is a square one with
very pretty staircase. and allowing
Of sufficient space for some furnishing.
To the right are the parlor and sitting
room or library separated by an arch
which It IS expected will be curtained.
The sitting-room has an open fireplace
and a wide bay end This Is a charm
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-03-25

The name Witch Hazel is much abus.
ed. +. G Dewitt x Co Chicago, are
the inventors Of the original and only
genuine Witch Hazel Salve. A certain
cure for Cuts, Burns, Bruises, Eczema,
letter, Piles, etc. There are many
counterfeits Of this salye, some of
which are dangerous, while they are
all worthless. In buying Witch Hazel
salye see that the name +. G.. Dewitt
* Co, Chicago, is on the box and q
cure is certain. Sold by The Winston
Drug Co.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-03-25

William ShalTer. brakeman Of Dem
nison, Ohio, was confined to his bed
for several weeks with inhammatory
rheumatism. 81 used many remedies, .
he says. FINALLY sent TO McCraw's 3
drug store for a bottle of Chamberlainis
Pain Balm, at which time was unable
TO use hand or foot, and in one week s
time was able to go to work as happy
as a clam." For sale by The Winston
Drug GO
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-03-25
More Riots.

Disturbances Of strikers are not nearly
as grave as an individual disorder Of
the system. Oyerwork, loss Of sleep,
nervous tension will be followed by
utter collapse, unless a reliable remedy
is Immediately employed. There's
nothing so efficient to cure disorders
Of the Liver or Kidneys as Electric Bit
ters. It's wonderful tonic, and ef-
fective nervine and the greatest all ar
ound medicine for run down systems.
1t dispels Nervousness, Rheumatism
and Neuralgia and expels Malaria
germs. Only 30 cents, and satisfaction
guaranteed by White & Co., Druggists.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-03-25

ing room. The dining-room is Of a good
size and shape. well lighted and yenti-
lated. There is a eommodious pantry
communicating with the kitchen. The
latter is we'll arranged and has laundry
tubs and sink together.
On the second floor are four bedrooms
and a bath. with storage space. as seen.
There is room for two medium-sized
rooms In the attic. TO reach which the
closet by stairs and that Of bedroom
next Il would have to be cut out and a
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-03-25
Too Much Indeed.

whats the trouble, Harker?"
"Too much raising"
"Hows that?"
'Why, I raised the car window for a
very pretty young lady and then she
raised her eyes"
THAT was nice"
"Then I raised my hat and her father
came in and raised cane."-Chicago
Daily News
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-03-25

staircase put up there cutting of part
OF the bedroom. These rooms and
stairs are not included IN the estimate.
though in many country towns they
would come within its limit
Hot-air heating, plain plumbing. cheap
timber and white wood finish must be
used at this price. Ceilings are nine and
eight feet. width "a feet. depth So feet
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-03-25
List Your Lands.

There is unusual inquiry concerning
the lands OF this section Of Virginia. II
you wish 10 sell a portion or all Of youl
holdings ofsuch property you would do
we'll TO let the fact be known. List
such property with US, and we will dc
the advertising. No sale, no cost.
Farmyille Farm Agency.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-03-25

p. A Danforth, Of LaGrange, Ga.
suffered for six months with frightful
running sore on his legi but writes
that Bucklen's Arnica >alve wholly
cured it in five days For Ulcers,
Wounds, Piles, it's the best salve in
the world, Cure guaranteed. Sold BY
White * Co.. druggists.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-03-25
Happy, Healthy Children.

Any child can take Little Earl,
Risers with perfect safety. They are
harmless, never grippe or sicken, and
yet they are so certain in results that
robust constitutions requiring drastic
means are never disappointed. They
cannot fail to perform their mission
and every one who uses DeWitt's Lit
tie Early Risers prefer them to all
other pills. They cure biliousness.
Sold By the Winston Drug Co
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-03-25
Wall Paper in greatest variety, both
IN prices and styles ofprint, at Doyne's.
TragedY Areried.

"Just in the nick Of time our little
boy was saved" writes Mrs. W. Watkin.
Of Pleasant City, Ohio. Pneumonia had
played sad havoc with him and a terri
bic cough set in besides. Doctors treat
ed him, but he grew worse every day
At length we tried DR.. Kings New Dis.
coyery for Consumption, aud our darl
ing was saved. He's now sound, and
we'll" Everybody ought to know, it's the
only sure cure for Coughs, Colds and all
Lung diseases. Guaranteed by White
q Co, Druggists. Price soc and 81 CO.
Trial bottles free.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-03-25

Mrs. Trapaud was habitually careful
about money, never leaving carelessly
about any sums however small. She
never distrusted any Of her people, but
she knew the value Of the axiom concern
ing the open door. On this particular
morning. however. she rang the bell for
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-03-25
Generally it is the woman who mar
red for love who is anxious TO have her
daughter try it for money.

There is more Cattarrh I'm this section
Of the country than all other diseases
put together, and until the lasl few
years was supposed TO be incurable.
For great many years doctors pro-
nounced it local disease and prescrib-
ed local remedies, and by constantly
failing TO cure with local treatment,
pronounced it incurable. Science has
proven catarrh TO be a constitutional
disease and therefore requires constitu-
tional treatment Halls Catlrrh Cure,
manufactured by F j. Cheney q Co,
Toledo, Ohio, is the only constitutional
cure on the market. It's taken intern
ally in doses from 10 drops b a teas
poonful. IL acts directly on the blood
and mucuous surfaces Of the system.
They offer one hundred dollars for any
case it fails 10 cure. Send for circulars
and testimonials
f.. J. CHENEY d CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Halls FAMILY Pills are the best.
A woman can stand weeping f1r
man, but never blushing for him.
A womsn's idea Of bad taste is to
wear turquoise rings with PINK garter
straps.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-03-25
steam Turbine Engines.

An advantage Of the steam turbine
engine over the reoiprocating type has
developed after years test In Switzer.
land. The turbine ran 1000 hours. with
only five and one half hours spent in
repairs.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-03-25

The cemeteries Of some towns hold
out the only inducements worthy Of
mention to permanent residents.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-03-25

and cured with two applications OF Dixie
Nerve and Bone Liniment 10 Will cure you,
Owens & Minor Drug Co.,
Richmond, Virginia,
Gentlemen.-l have been using your Nerve
and Bone Liniment on my back and find DO
acts ike charm. For eight days / had
been on my back and could not move and
after two applications ! am now out and 10
business.
Very truly yours,
+. G.. OGBURN, North View, Va.
Sold by White q Co. and Winston Drug Co
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-03-25

II Russia fights Japan and they get
the names Of the generals snarled up,
says the Washington Times. It will
take a patent Edison dissntangler to
get rid of the results.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-03-25

Its pleasant taste and prompt cures
have made Chamberlain's Cough Rene
dy a favorite with the mothers Of small
children. 1t quickly cures their coughs
and colds and prevents any danger Oi
pneumonia or other serious consequent
ces. 1t not only cures Group, but when
given as soon as the croupy cough ap-
pears will prevent the attack. For
sale by The " NinstOn Drug Co.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-03-25

1t sometimes happens that a woman
loves a man for his money and hates
him for himself alone.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-03-25

ScQlircnt or SET
ting indicates an
unhealthy condi-
ton Of the kid
neys; II It stains
your linen It is
evidence Of kid
ney trouble; too
frequent desire 10
pass It or pain in
the back is also
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-03-25
Ston ThatCongh

before II stops you. Dr. Dayid's Cough syrup
will cure IT, as numbers Will testify. 10 lf tne
best on earth. Large bottles p cents az
White & Co. and Winston Drug co.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-03-25

"The finest remedy for constipation
/ ever used is Chamberlain's stomach
Stomac and Liver Tablets" says Mr.
Eli Butler, of Franklin, y. y. "They
act gently and without any unpleasant
effect. and leave the bowels in a per-
fectly natural condition" Sold by
The Winston Drug Co.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-03-25

Eight hour laws are ignored by those
tireless, little workers-Dr. Kings New
Life Pills. Millions are always at woik,
night and day, curing Indigestion, Bill.
business, Constipation, Sick Headache
and all Stomach, Liver and Bowel
troubles Easy, pleasant, safe, suie.
Only 25c at White d Co.'S. drug store
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-03-25

1t is always safe to kiss woman
when there is somebody in the next
room that she is afraid will find it out
If she makes a fuss.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-03-25

What 10 DO.
There Is comfort In the knowledge so
often expressed that Or. Kiimer's Swamp
Root, the great kidney remedy fulfills every
wish In curing rheumatism, pain in the
back, kidneys, liver bladder and every part
Of the urinary passage. It corects inability
to hold water and scalding pain in passing
It, or bad effects following use Of liquor,
wine or beer. and oyercomes that unpleasant
necessity Of being compelled 10 20 often
during the day, and 10 get Up many times
during the night. The mild and the extra
ordinary effect Of Swamp-Root Is soon
realized. Il stands the highest for its won-
derful cures Of the most distressing cases.
fyou need a medicine you should have the
best. Sold by druggists in SOC. and 81. sizes.
You may have a sample bottle Of this
wonderful discovery Ef
and a book that tells ~ "a. ..ss3z.-s
more about both sent
absolutely free by mail, ~. A.l.ssssllskp llskpp
address Or. Kilmer g. Home Of swampRoO.
Co., Binghamton. N. Y. When writing men
iion reading this generous offer in this paper.
Don't make any mistake, but remember
the name, SWamp-ROOL Dr. kllmer's
Swan p-Root, and the address, Binghamp-
ton, \. y. on every bottle.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-03-25

The Best Prescription for Malaria,
Chills and Fever is a bottle OF Groves
TaSteleSS Chill Tonic. II is simply Iron
aud Quinine in a tasteless form. No
Cure No Pay. Price, soc.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-03-25

Just received by Doyne, children's
carriages, go-carts and Morris chairs.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-03-25
Working Overtime,

Praise a woman for the qualities she
doesn't possess and she'll worship you.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-03-25
The Name Witch Hazel.

Talk is cheap-unless you are using
a long-distance telephone
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-03-25

A woman doesn't enjoy trip half as
much as she enjoys telling about it af-
tefward.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-03-25
NO. 26.
Thousands Have Kidney Trouble
and Don't Know il.
How To Find Ont.

FIJI a bottle or common glass with your
water and let It stand tweniy-four hours; a
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-03-25
Inaammatory Rheumatism Cured.

As a rule the more man chips IN
The more he has % she'll out.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-03-25
4 Farorlte Remedr For Babies.

Nothing annoys a chronic kicker Ike
the refusal Of things to 90 wrong.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-03-25
New Yorl.'s Governors.
Resl Remear ror ConsIlnatIon.

New York city has had 10 Of the 81 gov
erns Of New York state.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1904-03-25

convincing pFoof hat The Kidneys and bad
der are out Of order.