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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-01-28
REMARK SUIT
FOR RAlLROAD.PASS
New Jersey Legislator Claims
Transportation as a Legal Per
quisite OF His Office.
Especial to Tho Times Dispa tcl,.)

Especial to Tho Tlmes-Dispatc h)
TRENTON, n. j., Jan, T.-Assembly-
man Thomas p. Glennon, OF Hudson
county, has declared war against the
Pennsylvania Railroad Company in sup
port Of his right as member OF the
Legislature to free transportation.
He asserts that under the general rail-
road act OF 1884 he is entitled to rai;-
road passes The Pennsylvania insists
that the granting OF passes is q matter Vt
privileges, not right Mr.. Glennon
has not received pass thus fat In tho
session, and yesterday hs boarded q
train IN Newark without having pur,
chased u ticket The Assemblyman TOLD
the conductor that he was g. member OF
the Legislature, and produced his cleo
nor certificate, but as he refused to pay
fare the train was stopped at Elizabeth
and he was put Off Tho Ass.smblyman
took the next train to Trenton. paying
his fare.
lie says he will retain counsel to enter
suit against the company for $4,000
damages.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-01-28
DIED INCH BY INCH,
AS HE PREDICTED

CHESTER, PA, Jan. s7.--Patrlok J.
Martin, late clerk OF the Central Ilo-
tel, whose funeral takes place Tomorrow,
predicted his death a week before that
Unhappy event, The night before no
took to his bed no shook hands with sew
eral acquainthnces, "Good-bye, boys"
he said, "this is the last time will sec
you.'
,'You are only Joking" one OF them re-
marked. with a little care you will be
al! right in a few days"
~ am dying by inches" replied Mar
tin, sand | can feel myself going. have
but few days to live
He shook hands with his friends and
left for his homo, and In less than a
week he died.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-01-28
AT THE ACADEMY.

''IrIorodora," tho musical comedy which
a New York critic SAID was t'iespons.b Die
fCr puckerng the lips Of all the people
in the universe by reason OF the tempta-
ton its tuneful numbers give TO- indulge
In whistllng,""5E will be at the Academy
lcAt week. and on a grander scale than
II has hitherto been presented. On foI-
MGR tours the membership Of the compa-
ms did not exceed so people, but this year
Fisher and Ryley have IN even hundIed
employed In Its representation and the
principals are the most prominent artists
lnsthe case arc Isadore Rush. r. y,
GI,lha n, Phillip II, iRyIsy, Greta Rls!ey
Mel McCay. Harriet Merritt, Joseph Phil
LIS, Llllant Spencer and Thomas a.
Flernan, which, with Chorus OF seventy.
tile famous sextette and q special orches:
ira makes company splenoldlyi equipped
to present the play as 1t has never before
~ go The Bijou,
"'Ths Way Of the Transgressor" h a
city all right, The playhouse is, filled a
each performance, and the applause IN,
dIcates the feelings Of the audience a.
Helodrama, 1t is one OF the busiest
productions offered for many a day. Sen,
sation and excitement are rampant at al
times. and the situations afford ample
PAUSE EiHs Tie yillaln-.wall, e II real llis
the matinee Ia finished this afternoon
The. play viii run the remainder OF the
week, 5f a ll i95 n ~ tat{
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-01-28
BOY HARD TO KILL
BY BAD ACCIDENTS

CHESTER, Pa, Jan. 2I-Trank West,
one-leesed newsboy. fell from the fly
wing to the stage floor, q distance OF
forty feet, at the Grand 0nera House
here. yesterday morning. He was rem
dered unconscious, his arm broken, and
no lay huddled In heap for oyer an
hcur before he was found by one OF the
theatre employees.
West. who lost his log while jumping
freight train a couple Of years ago.
scenes Last night, during a perform
ance, he climbed a forty-foot ladder ia
tho fly gallery, and lay down upon 9
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-01-28
A Hero of To-day.

y E'loyd 3. Greenhough. an engineer on
the Great Northern road, did q brave
thing the other day. During a severe
storm the wires at the station where his
eng; ne was were injured. Soon after this
was discovered, it was found that 4
nearby railroad bridge vas on Ere. and
all express train was almost due to cross
It There seemed to be 10 way to warn
the coming train. but Grcenhough proved
engine, crowded on full head of steam.
sen, the engine laundering across the
bl, ming bridge and reached station
Where the wires were intact In tune II
&RScrt bad wreck.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-01-28

Legislature voted that Its senator's should
support the resolution to expunge. AS
resolution. he refused to do this; and
saying that he had not changed MS
mind, he offered his resignation. lie,
however, admitted the vital point, VIZ !:
that he held his office as trust ON
tho people Of his State, hence his y
alternative was to throw UP his com
mission.
4 few years later Mr.. Tyler entered
the Senate as Vice-Presldent and short.
President. Mr. Bailey can hardly expect
this precedent to follow In his case
Boston Globe, .t.H 'E'a
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-01-28
STABBED BY TEACHER.
Objected to Sister Being Kept in
and Is Seriously Wounded.

ESPECIAL to The Times-plspatch)
LA CROSSE. WIS, Jan. 27,--1n q fight
between Professor Rolin Vosenttz, prln-
cipal OF Hokaha School. ana Fred HIT.
resulting from the latter's demand thar
his sister be released from staying at {,
teI school, Hirt was stabbed twice IN
the back by the teacher. and Is N q
dangerous condition, Hlrt is twenty-one
years old, and Is alleged to have threat
eued the teacher with violence unless
his sister, who was being held TOR so!He
Whe matter is being investigated by
tho board of education.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-01-28
THURMOND COAL COMPANY
PLANT BURNED TO GROUND
tspecial ia The Times-pispatch.)

Especial to The Times D!spatch.)
CHARLESTON, w. Va, Jan. H.
Almost the entire plant Including the
t,rple, at the upper mine OF the Thur
mond Coal Company. near Thurmond.
Fayette county, was destroyed BY fire
yesterday morning, causing a loss o.
thousands OF dollars, which is probably
covered by insurance. Stanton, Va, cap-
ital Is largely interested In this operation.
which was formerly owned BY Ersklns
Miller, ';
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-01-28
OLDEST ENGINEER
PASSES TO BEYOND

Especial to Tho Times-Dispatcn.)
PLAINF1ELD, N, j.. Jan. I,---Wllllam
Gordon. regarded as the oldest locouo-
tive engineer in the country, died at
his home, In East Milestone. this after
noon. Death was due to Brlght's dis
ease. Gordon was eighty-two years old
ond for fifty-six consecutive years ran
an engine on the Pennsylvania Railroad.
Ia had been retired on a pension.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-01-28
SPECIAL Low RATES VIA sEAeoARp
AIR LINE RAILWAY, AC,
isaH COUNT MARDI GRAS

N on account of the above occasion tho
5Ssaboard will sell tickets a, rate of
one first-class fare plus twenty-five (25)
cents for the round-trip, to New Orleans,
La. Pensacola. Fla, and Mobile. Ala,
Tickets on sale February to Ii, 1901,
Inclusive; final limit February 20; except
upon payment Of fee OF fifty cents per
ticket, final limit March s. 1904. will bs
granted,
M For rates and other information apply
10 any agent OF this company. or
Il. S. Lizard
8s District Passenger Agent.
$50 East Main Street, Richmond, Va.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-01-28

1t-rr.r, sr,t,1, c1Ir1Ap, A NICE 80. FOOT LOT
3 IL Z Barton Heights, on Barton ~ Ave
ntc, between Roberts and Home Streets.
Address e., o612 L. Marshall street
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-01-28

mattress there to watch the show. He
next remembers awakening In the arms
OF the hospital surgeon. 1t Is supposed
that the boy fell asleep and rolled OH
tho mattress. The doctors predict no
viii be able to leave the hospital in q
few days. t W.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-01-28
RESETS OWN JAWBONE,
Man Has Leg Fractured by Fall
ing Tree and Injuries Face,
,nnecial to The TImes-Dlspatoh.)

Especial to The TImes-DIspatohJ
Il EAMNONTON, Jan. 27.-Exrcouncil-
man James r. Patton, OF this place. had
a Log fractured by a falling tree, Mt,
Patton, while chopping the tree. was
standing on the ice. and when y fe1l
ho slipped. the treo falling upon him, !.
The limbs on the tree also dlslocated
his Jaw. While boy was going ZOE
help Mr.. Patton got his arms tree ana
managed to push his jawpone " place
AGAIN. ~ ss IS # Il 81 I,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-01-28
only ONE NIGHT TO NEW ORLEANS,

ONLY ONE NloRT To NEW oRIEANs,
MOBILE 90 ,RsEsgSsAf,c;00LA VIA
one Fare for the Round Trip, Plus 25c /,
M Account the Mardls Gras carniyaIs,
February 10 TO 10, 1904.
These special tickets Oh sale February
sth to 18th inclusive; limited returning to
/ February coth. with privilege OF extern
u tion to March 9Th upon payment OF boc.
Two limited tralns daily. with Pullman
and gouthern Railway Dining Cara. the
\ service OF which represents the highest
4 standard OF excellence.
s. ". MEsTRURY. ?, T, ~
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-01-28
II Is panperous to NEGLECT a cold.

a. HOW UEItu yUu lItdF II TdIHdTKeU. "It'H
only a cold" and few days tier learn
that the man Is on his back with pneu-
monia. This Is OF such common occur
renee that a cold. however slight, should
not be disregarded, Chamberains Cough
Remedy counteracts any tendency OF a
y cold to result In pneumonia, and has
gained Its great popularity and extensive
sale ny itg prompt cures OF this most
common ailment II always cures and Ia
pleasant TO take, For sale BY all drug
glsts.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-01-28
NOTICE.,

Isbell wss L.ckllter, but could not saH
positively that 1t was ne.
The defense will Introduce a few wtts
nesses and the prisoner will probably
be put on the stand tomorrow atrer9
noon, E lsN s
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-01-28
OF F; HUMAN. INTEREST;
STORIES OF TO-DAY;
Learning to Walk.

II rIIfton Bingham, the author OF In
Old Madrid" has written 1000 songs, o. o.
which 1880 have been puSlisnE,ed al ana no ene
other half rejected, says the Boston fosI.
. Mr. Blng ham is not himself mus l,
elan but he is an excellent musical
elite Ais ear Is delicale and se thsn To-
aid nothing annoys MN m q, ,,, eiA' -
l5- lis was visiting last tnonth cousin
OF lis IN London, and ti.ls cousin mas a
|, son. q boy of IL or 10, who pracuoes on
the piano every morning.: ; me tha ~
strunl ant with tremendous viGor, tried
( MIR. Bingham not a little.
what on earth are YOU playing u mere eeae,
ssJirun.y7" the song writer ca1leo from
..An exercise from First steps IN Mu-
4 ejrn the boy answered.
t.s:I knew you were playing with your
taininc Stepping a little lighter on the
FL keys 3"
For Purposes of Economy.
Ss3 Somebody told him that two, could live
4 cheaper than one, and his salary OF Slo
Il q, Is eek was so small that 1t seemed !, a
nf yss g &c. aays matter sass
If lie had the good luck to get smart
ii Girl for wife, Who had literary amnl.
"A mouths they were in debt to everybody
who would trust them. and they held q
III DECENTRALIZATION as to whether 1t would be
S9wlsel to go into bankruptcy or move over
ESro Jersey. Economy and retreavchmelt
bBwas discussed at every meal, but In prac-
ties they went from had 10 worse and the
H8yorng husband began 20 lose color and
n have worn and anxious look.
ilss6b-I One evening he came home with q
Il ,pundle under his arms his head held
f hrh his step buoyant and a CLEAN .oi
triumph In his eye. His wife was glad
to see him thus, and made certain that
he had at last got the false In salary
FL IS; which both had been hoping. She sci
R the evening meal before him and waited
h for him 70 say something. But, man
/ like he kept Ter waiting. AT last, wher
She could stand it no 'onser, she asked
4 him.
I've found out how to live on ten
NJ week
II afss "Surc!''
IT ."rell me-
.,l,s ali In this book" said he taking
Il up the package. ':.EPfactiGal Household
N Ee onomy,' Wen .speyd the evening read
q Ing IT, 49,.
"Seven dollars-Sl down and 30 cents
u q Elk. know it's steep, but II It show:
us bow to live. why, It'll bo cheap"
IN here did you get 80
Book agent-came to ne office to-day
4 AL the boys bought one. lou don't seen
81 70 think it's much Of a bargain.
ell, no. don't. think we're built thu
~ night way for economy That book agen
AZ was here and sold me one too!'
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-01-28
BOARDING.

FRANKLIN, e., si7--wANTl1D. TO RENT.
with boatd. pleasant room, Ct, paror . nooI:
bath OF second moor; also tnuI n q pon rrnrs
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-01-28
REAL EsTATE-For Rent.

" Gal. fi,rnshed room /, excellent board can DO
gotten two doors above: no children. Apply
at 400 West Main Street ,iss ~ u
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-01-28

nor sA1E-LATE MODEL. WIDE CAR. CAR.
rage, Remlngton TypewritSr slightly ti, us ssi
ehnap,i b.. u. FIN EGAN, 207 q, Franklin
Street, Richmond. Va
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-01-28

1sNNoX-HANDsoAiE ROOMS. WITH OR
Z yiih o,it bonrd 4 1905 East Marshall.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-01-28

WANTED. YOU 70 KNOW, THAT ALL
erchnndso stored with Us Is b9n n q Ml r.
fTIWipH \ Is & TRADING CO.. s South Four
teenth Street I4l03nEtG5 5,e5saGs s4 a.'.5sg
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-01-28

NV HOW THF1 PEOPLE TOOK TO THAT
Pine Wood at S225 per half cord dev cred
n'TlS a1 iS & WtNGFiBLD, Seventeenth and
Washington. Phone 1888. ~
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-01-28
FOR SALE.

stJorArA1lERs SAY THEY CAN'T SEW THE
$ nHnes on: il Is TOO cold--the wax fles on the
thread There Is no ics o., sS oaE rj p1ec and
nock Oak I,enther wears no nails, NC p ggs;
Mems hnlfsolcs 75c.: ladies' soc: 2 DRMWt,s
ELECTRIC SHOE FACTORY, az ~. hlail
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-01-28

= as claimed by our French process without
ripplng or removing trimmings. Mrs A, J.
. PfiE. Bic North with Street. Phone Ies1. \
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-01-28

T1In NEWEST THING /, IN RICHMOND
: iIi6t1TNSTON's Up-to- Date Quick Luncl,
Counter; try It once; everything to eat
served quick and clean: Z. Ienth street
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-01-28

ron sA1,E-oNE OF THE BEST DRIVING
Mares in tho city and new Runab ut.
SiITH 11RLAND'S STABLE, Cherry Street,
near Main 48t.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-01-28

IRE REAL EsTATE-For Sale.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-01-28

G seS S'ohsG gill BIZ TSDlad j. CO..
3 South Fourteenth Street.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-01-28

I HAVE LOTS OF NOVELTIES IN. WALL
ones. q ] NO. II. ASHLEY. e N. Seventh st.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-01-28

4 trial OF our neverfailiny remedy; relief suro
and quick: PARIS CHEMICAL 100. MI.
n awnukee, WIS. li} IS Ia
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-01-28

THE GIBSON GIRL ON WALL PAPER; IT
ia tnst tho thing for the bachelors room.
mo. III, ASHLEY. North Seventh Street!
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-01-28
BONDED STORAGE.

SECOND. HAND CLOTHING AND sHoEl
bought NJ. BI51GI1L, 1908 r. Main.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-01-28
PLUM BING.

PLUMBING.
WHEN YOU CONTRACT VITA US FOR
Timing plumbing and Eas-htting YOU may
be sure It's done right: also agents Tor I Ss!s-
come Ranges. F. S. DALTON g. CO., ia
Governor Street.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-01-28

LosT-spAN1EL BITCH COLOR, LIVER
4 to or notify II. s. Hall, city Postofflce. Rs-
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-01-28

RICH IN FLAvoR-To DE EATEN ONCE
70 Be called for Z, al !, the time is II. g:
IIECHLDRB SAUSAGE. Office %, First
I. Market ..L
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-01-28
PERSONALS.

HERB rot GER a YoUR LINEN tlAuN.
dried IN the best manner. THE EMPiRn
sentleinnn's weekly wash, also dycing End
cleaning. M Phone 31iA fi5
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-01-28

,ha Etocshoiders OF The d. r. JOHNSON
PuBLls HING CoMPANY. VIII be held II 1 The
offices OF tho Company, IN the city % Kio .s-
- - lI Secretary.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-01-28

WANTED. 70 BUY A GOOD SECOND.
hand Typewriter Please give description Ct
machine and state lowest cash price. Adj
dress n. c. b., caro- this ofice.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-01-28

THE REGULAR ANNUAL z MEETING on
s{oeKhoasF5s e ~ SMS9kt c1sto
PnN viii be- hell at tho office OF tho Com
pany.N No eaS East Main Street va. +. g. P.
co.'s Buldng), MOSDA4, February lst.
iso'' - ''0Y SyM. NoRTHRoP. Secretary.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-01-28
-cLEANlNo ANDE DYING.

YOUR CLOTHES DONE PROPERLY. TIL
MUTUAL CLEANING C PR ESSlNt
WORKS, S12 w. E,rond. Phone 2214. Wor
called Cor and delivered i55 'S VI 5
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-01-28

j, osr-A LONG MARTEN BOA AT AcAn 3
: etny Of Music "wednesday mntlnen) or near
there. Reward II returned to sl2 Enst Leish
Street. 4a9ilfs t7a .sr 5.Est als., Z u ~
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-01-28

USE SAUSAGE THAT. IS GOOD SAUSAGE s. r.
ASK FOR II c. SIS IIECHLER'S;R that Is tno
kind. / Office 20. First MARKET
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-01-28

WE STORE ALI. KINDS OF MERCHANDISE
Y At lowest rates; receipt as good as cash q
bank; g. South Fourteenth Sire AL.
{l 11OND &MERCIiANDISEt & TRADING CO.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-01-28
iLOSTA AND FOUND.

,1osT-p1AMoNp BROOCH. suNBU;RsT.
Tuesday night either IN Academy I o. Mus &C.
or Eighth between Academy anu * Er'I ~ an a,
Jefferson between Broad and Grace SUIT IL
nblc reward Il returned ID, Pr ptletor ol
TOWER STORE, Second and Broad. W
LosT-ApouT 7;1S LAST, NIGHT s 81 Gry,l y
Music a Very smallest gentleman 9 goln
\ watch ron, With black seal at end. ReWnrl
II returned To FRANK MlLliHH, lsV4 f,asl
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-01-28
NOTICE.

ELEcTR1C DOOR BELLS. BURGLAR
Alarms, Annunciators. Telephones ana ilg s1
JOHN STON &ICO.,H6 South Seventh Street
Phone 47A6 $1,000.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1904-03-31
9tlfseGts9sbur9.

mian Ifreibt aus Der Sta6t Der
Ssnaqer unb Melier: Die rapibe gnts
pidlang, bic cine grDBe 3ahl beitttbsr
Stdbte in ben leBten 9saennien ss.
nommen 6at, bringf es nit lIda, paB
bic gaefte mitteldlterli9er 8autpette
mebr unb me6r rerfpifAen. Nur iolche
5tdbte, bic in ibrer Qusbe6nung ntht
ober nur fpentg fortgefdritten iInD,
6dben mod nlaleriI6e, alte 9tdbteblls
Der betpabrt. gu biefen Stdbten ss'
bDrte nle6r pber tpentger aud angss
burg. Wennglei9 in ben lebten Sob
rem bur9 bic neliertpa9te 8authdtIgs
felt unb Elm frif9es, puliirenoes Ges
ben nran9er altertbiimli4e StraBena
aug unb mdn9 i1lterefdntes 8au0enfs
NAL ben mobernen 8ertebrsleben bat
peiden miifen, 10 tit man boob out 9
dngftltdfte beitrebt, ben 09aratter ess
alten Mugsburg getreu gu erhdlten. Dle
8ebeutung Der Martrntlian Str. nit
gltas 5ous prd9tigem Ratbbaus, nati
ben 6errli9en GenaifancebruHntIt
BON 8erbarb unb Nortun be Br;ss tts
dllbefannt. Wer aber ner1tdnbniBbpN
bic engen Straben Der unteren Stcss
bur6tpanbert, benz bteten ii9 nod Dte.e
malerii6e Mus6Iide. Die olten Gtabs'
mauern unb @rdben iinb nod gum
S6eil erbaIten unb gendbren etn5i9
I90ne 9lniidten. Mud getpunbene
8Gb9en unb tleine pldbden finb bier
nod gu ieben unb erfreuen bas Nugs.
@s lit bantensnertb, baB Bel Stras
benbur9brii9en, bic burb bic rnobers
men 8ertebrsmittel aud bier nothtDe1'
big tperben, na9 MDsli4feit Deriunt
tpirb, bic gigenart ber 5tabt 5l ers
| bulten. go tpirb 3. 9. iebt cine birette
8erbinbung bes mpbernen RDniSss
plubes nit benz alten Moribplds hers
geitellt. Die neue Strabe iDirb uas
mtttelbar neben Giias 0olIs Sigenb'
tpert, benz 3eus1auie rniinbsn. DaB
bieIe StraBe gum lebbuften 9ebauern
bieler @tntppbner 1li9t in bie 0erldns
gerung Der monrtonen 8ubn9offrate
tomut, Ionbern i9iefpintlis baraufs
! ltDBt, entlpri9t eben Quesburger Sras
| bttton, bas @lte na9 MOgli9teit su
erbalteu. Bom r9olbenen 4ngsburg".
{ Der Stabt Der 8ereangenbeit, fpetb tes
bes 59ulttnb gu er3d9len. Dus Mugs.
burg bon beute leibet gu ie6r our4 bic
lNGbe Miin6ens unb ipirb BON Der gros
Ben S9tpeiteri itabt fat erbriidt. Die
metiten Reiienben fabrsn obne Nufents
6alt tpetter, benn Miin6en, bas 6errs
ltbe, 1odt. Ber aber 3eit bat unb
Stnn fir mtttelaEterlt6e StdbtebilDer
unb 8autpeiien, benz lit Der 8sfu4
gtugsbur9's aufs Wdrmfe gu empfeP
len.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1904-03-31
6etp6Hert.

0oftor peinli9 trtfft - Don elmer
Na9toiitte beimte6renb - ben get
i9ermeiifer Strubbel, bel benz er
Sausar5t 1T, in einem bebenfli4
i9tpantenben3ui itanbe un.-MenI9en>
freunOli9, tpte Oottor peinli9 nun
etnmal iit, greift er benz i4per 8e5e4s
ten unter bic 4rme, T4leppt tbn na4
Suuie, le6nt ii6 ans Suust9or, ldutet
an unb fagt bann in milbe frafenoem
Son: r5eben Sic. feben Sic, 9err
Gtrubbel, bas tommt bapon, tpetl sic
ben 8ein immer ungepdNert trintenl"
%, bas Waifer," lallt '5trubbel.
rbas Muher i6iittet i6on mel Mte
nqd - ie9'n g, Serr 9ottor!"
SIM felben Wuaenbltd piro aus benz
oberen 5eniter cine SdiiHel ausgelsert,
beren Snbalt ben SottOr ouf BEN
3Dlinbepbut trifft, tpd9renb Strubbel
la9enb i'm Saustbor ite6t.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1904-03-31
Gtaene Wertbmeiluns.

Bauer: .6ie baben ppriges Sabr
meine 0iibner senali, mas 1T benn
aus benz Bib seiporbeg?"
Maler: rssyd ridbfig, bas babe ID
por einige, 3eit fir $3.50 perfauft.1
Bauer: .Nun, ihneiOen sic nber
nal nidt auf, foDieI triese i'd ia fur
Die Iebenben nidt unD pic legs1
Gisr."
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1904-03-31
Cine npberne SIG:n.

9ausfrau: mNber Marie, mas lit
Sbnen benn einsefalIen, in oteIe fiibs
Sauce pfeffer gu i9iitten9"
'uNun, es mar eben 10 eine momena
tame Snipiration!"
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1904-03-31
ttnter GpIeeen.

griter @6auIpieler: 9aft Du sez
bort, unIsr 8ollese Maumeper bat bonn
Ser3ps Die solbene Weeoai0e fiirannft
nnb MiFmfdaft befommen!1
3peiter Gbdufpieler: nWas Su
1agf! sd ipubte gar ntAt, baB Ct
spii1enl9aftlih tbdtis it,"
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1904-03-31
Sus GhIjmmere.

rMeine Srau 1T 10 idredlih unents
f9lofen. Die speib ME, mas tie tpta!"
rSeien Sic 5ufrieben! Meine tuetb
itnner, mas Iie tpill!"
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1904-03-31
eSn her Sauie.

o.: m9uft Du bsnn idou bic 5ruu
bon Miiler nit ibren toftbaren pre'
3ioIen, bic >iie 10 proBenbaft our 59uu
trdgt. seieben2"
g.: nSatpobI, bic refine prosioIa!"
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1904-03-31
2e,thtei,.

Bauer (su ieinem itubirenben
Gobne): n90re nal. Snnse, ipenn ibr
Gtuberten aufammen ieib, rebet ibr
INNER pDn grlunser, Rulmbaher,
pilfener unb bergleiden. Was 1T
bsnn bas2"
Gobn: rSa, @ater. bus iinb 10 bic
2eu9ten unferer Wifenidaft."
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1904-03-31
t1nbeareiflidt.

gbef (5u ieinem Rommis): nWas
iingen sic ba firm 2ieb, iino Sic
benn gar 10 frObg"
Rommis:: uSdtpobl, 2err prinai>
pal
gbef: rWaas. bei bem fdledten
@el4dftsgangg1
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1904-03-31
Wuf benz San.

g.: r9ieb NAL, tpie ii9 ale I'm ben
rei6en Uaeier brGngeu! Oas refine
gploene &alb."
g.: 80, i9 bdtte i'm fir dlter sez
balten!"