The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1904-06-23
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cd ms bad btes poet sse--Ceftainly
my lsys, boz have ksp, you 10 blisrial
gaofkboa ~ the fact.
-0gPosiug cap,alS--why dort you hrs
snithgr4f ne caa't bat, nc can't run add
be cat! c,eh, Massger Home Team No,
bat ivory o.hsi mtmber of the nine owes
him moncT.
-~she--i. var brother George always
90 sood-BA ufot lie~-Good nstared. Why,
I've seen hlm laugh a, be removed . por'
Gus plaster from hl, cheat,
He ioesn'i like 70 begin work on FRI
day. He must be supefs,iiaous II Isn't
the day 90 mach ~ the work he objects
10.
-wife-l'm sorry 10 zee you come home
In such state ~ this, Charles. Husband
II koew you'd be sorry, Carrie, and that's
why told you not to Oh up.
No, SUM- The Lswyer-Il beg par.
don, bu, do understand that the lady 10
stiIl your wifei The Clien,--Sbe 10 my
wife, but not slill.
lie careful Of that girl my son. she
IL an unnatural woman. What 10 wrong
with herr I saw her throw = stone At .
dog and hit him.
Whom He Adored lsn't Mr.. Lovett
member Of your church No, Hasn't
he any regular place Of worship' On, yes (!
A. hi, 6ancee's house, Of course.
--Zeb, said the colored mans employer,
Ina Afibid you are aettiog little lazy
No, sub, was the earnest reply. ism lazy.
kin d. as much work ~ any two o. desc
other mem, bat is trying to keep fun
shown OF.
Chance commercial traveller turn.
ed In HE expense oceouut for The trip.
There was this item In 1t zone day at
ST. Louis, SIS" as that all II cost your"
asked he head Of the ffm 10 surprise.
Then the commercial traveller went Out and
kicked himself.
--customer--I lhnk this Ia what my
daughter told me to get. You guarantee
II to be one OF the popular songs OF the
day Music Dealer--Yes, sir; but, oil
course, can't guarantee Its popularity
among your nelghbors after your daughter
has learned to sing 1t.
Yes, the big boys down at our school
are very bad. Iiuppose the teacher keeps
them 10 after school as punishment. No,
she sends them home earlier than the rest
OF Us. Bu, | thought she punished them.
That's punishment, We have . pretty |
teacher and sl the boys are In love with
her,
Whist are you Kicking about' asked
the lawyer. Why, VIC won the case, re-
piled the client, bu. can't see what get
OUT Of Il. You get enough to pay your law.
yeF's fees, don'r you What more do you
want,
~ owe my success Ia life to politics.
Wig, didn't know that you had ever held
oiiice. never have, but ! ran for ciiice
once agd got so badly beaten that | turned
ttptI foHNits ~ abu htSh w tuS
line that hiss brought me fortune.
Tommy Gracious SEE how dirty
your clothes are. Won't your mother be
mad, though, when you 60 homti Willie
No, che won'i. She bough. boz Of I'm
periAl Grease and Dirt ErAdlca,or' from
peddler to-day and sh. ala't had q chance
TO use 1t yet.
What Ia your fAvori.e opera asked the
young woman who was trying to make
conversation. Mr.. Cumrox looked startled.
| can't aay, he answered. Ny favorite
poem Ia The Recessionar AID nv favorite
painter 10 Rembrandt, but forgot what
mother and the girls tod me to say my
fayorIte opera 10.
"A mean Advantage: Alfred-PieAse
don't pu, me on ANY longer, Katie. WIN
you marry me- kstle-Aifred, | hardly
know whether love you well enough or
not. Besides Alfred docking at his
watch katie, the list train Ia due 10 iust
three mIGntes. Yes or Yei, Alfred.
The bookkeeper In . New York ONCE
has q sweetheart In Hannibal, No relates
v Ills Brooks 10 the Brooklyn Eagle. The
other dsy one OF his associates asked him
wherc hs was going fr bis vacation this
year. 10 Missouri, said hf, All Going
TO see the Worlds Fair, eh' No, he ans
wered. am going to zee the worlds
fsirest.
-foa have some pretty zoe psIrtinss
here, remarked the Eastern man, es- r
pecislly like those old portraits. pre- ri
hume hey were handed down TO you by
POUR ancestors, be added, BY way Of gen.
lis 'lolIy." Ancestors nothing ex.laim-
"a the Chicago ma, takins The matter ser.
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