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The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-11-23
DOMESTIC Troubles.

Il is exceptional to lind family
where there are no domestic rup-
lures occasionally, but these can
be lessened by having DIR. Kings
New Life Pills around. Much
trouble they save by their great
work in the stomach and liver
troubles. They not only relieve
you, but cure. ESQ, at Hooff's drug
store.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-11-23

IF the Republican National
Committee has, as claimed. sur
plus of $500, 600 from its campaign
fund, it can afford to reimburse
the treasury for those $500 dis
patches sent from Manila by Gov
ernor Wright for campaign ammu.
milton. Can't it2
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-11-23

Addicks is unhappy. He has
bought the people of Delaware
four times but can't get the goods
delivered
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-11-23
WonderfnI Nerve.

Is displayed by many a man en-
Turing pains from accidental outs,
Wounds. bruises, burns, scalds.
4ore feet OF stiff joints. But there's
10 need for it Buoklen's Arnica
Salve will kill the pain and cure
the trouble. It's the best salve c n
.arth for piles. too. 25o. at Hooff's
irng store.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-11-23
Quick Arrest

]. A. GuIledge of Nerbena. Ala,
was twice in the hospital from a
severe case of piles causing "a
tumors. After doctors and all RENE
dies failed, Bucklen's Arnica Salve
quickly arrested further infiammas
ton and cured him. 1t conquer.
aches and kills pain. Doc. at q. W.
VI. Hooff Druggist.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-11-23
Violent Attack of Diarrhoea
Cured by Chamberlain's
Collie, Cholera and Diarrh
oea Remedy and Per.
hapS a Life Saved

"a short time sgo 1 was taken
with a violent attack of diarrhoea
aud would have died if 1 had not
gotten relief" says>John j Patton,
leading Citizen of Patton. Ala.
"a friend recommended Chamber.
lain's Colo. Cholera aud Diarrhoea
Remedy. 1 bought a twenty FIVE
sent bottle aud after taking three
doses of it was entirely cur i 1
consider it the best remedy in the
world for bowel complaints. For
sale by g. w M. Hoof.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-11-23
Cholera Infantum

This disease has lost its terrors
since Chamberlain Colo, Cholera
aud Diarrhoea Remedy came into
general use. The unisorm success
which attends the use of this
remedy in all cases of bowel COM
plants in children has made it a
favorite wherever it's value has be-
come known. For sale by g
W. M. Hooff
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-11-23
: :; &hzaE1

Senator Fairbanks says when
the American people think. their
best judgments are always right
eous." And of course they al
ways think so when they indorse
him
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-11-23

Married men are very selfish not
to think how many useless things
their wives could buy with the
money they spend for cigars
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-11-23

WANTED-MEN in this county and
adjoining counties to represent, ad-
vertise and attribute samples for an
old established house 4 solid finan-
cial standing. Salary 50. 80 per day.
with Expenses advanced each Mon
day direct from headquarters. Horse
and buggy furnished when necessary
permanent position. Address Blew
Bros, & Co., Dept. @, Monon Bldg,
chicago, I'LL. nov 23-6t
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-11-23

A rich man generally finds it
much easier to get daughter off
his hands than to keep son.in-
law on his feet
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-11-23

That man who marries a woman
for her money usually has to work
overtime for what little he gets.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-11-23

A bachelor often lives to marry
the daughter of woman who turn.
ed him down.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-11-23

DIR G ] Bishop of Agnew. Mich !,
Tar in three very severe cases of
pneumonia with good results in every
Gaze Refuse substitutes. AT Van
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-11-23

A Minneapolis man has invent
ed 26 inch umbrella that will
fold up into little case that osn
be carried in the pocket
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-11-23

Women's clothes would be awful
queer if women weren't so awful
queer themselves
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-11-23

ives are terrible torment to the
little felix's. and to some older ones.
Easily cured. Doan's Ointment never
fails. Instant relief, permanent cure.
at any drug store, 90 cts.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-11-23

@. .aney, of Geneva, o., had the
piles for 40 years. Doctors and dollars
could do him no lasting good. DeWitt's
Witch Hazel Salve cured him perma-
nently. Invaluable for cuts, burns,
bruises, sprains, decorations, eczema,
letter, salt rheum, and all other skin
diseases. Look for the name Dewitt on
the package-all others are cheap,
worthless counterfeits. Sold by Hooff.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-11-23

Some women are carrying this
preserving mania SO far that they
even have their husbands in pickle.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-11-23

Did it ever OCCUR to you that the
majority of so-called woman haters
are married men?
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-11-23

1t makes girl indignant at a
stranger who stares at her. and
wonder at him if he doesn't.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-11-23

1t must be lots of fun to be SO
rioh you don't have to spend a
cent to prove it
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-11-23

Horses may become extinct. but
the donkey will remain with us un-
til society has ceased to be-
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-11-23

The Philadelphia Woman
Have you ever been disappointed
in love?
The Chicago Woman-No; I've
always married for money.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-11-23

The man who talks loudest on
the street corner is apt to be dumb
as an oyster when at home.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-11-23

The only way to insure happi-
ness is to deserve it.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-11-23

A woman may be unble to saw
wood. but when it comes to saying
nothing-well, that's another story.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-11-23

When a mans friends hear Che
has had an attack of insanity they
hope for later intelligence.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-11-23

A woman can pick up a good
many years without suspecting
other people suspect it.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-11-23
West Virginia Building Sold.

St, Louis, Mo. November 10
Col. j. 81 Winchester, of the West
Virginia building at the Worlds
Fair. today announced that the
West Virginia building had been
sold to wrecking company He
withheld the amount paid, explain
ing that he did not wish it known
yet because he was bargaining with
several other commissioners for
their buildings.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-11-23

1t is for the devil and his angels
to be sad; for us to be happy and
rejoice.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-11-23

Thanks are cheap and yet we
can pay more than half our debts
with them.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-11-23

Many things are good until they
become gods.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-11-23

When a woman wishes she were
a duchess it has something to do
with a pearl necklace
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-11-23

A good thinker knows better
than to worship his tools.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-11-23

Being a great political leader is
making other people believe what
you don't believe yourself.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-11-23
made Young Again

Zone of DIR. Kings New Life Pills
each night for two weeks has put me
in my teens again" writes d. II. Tur-
ner of Dempseytown. Pa. They're
the best in the world for Liver, Sto-
mach and Bowels. Purely vegeta-
be. Never grippe. Only 25c. at q.
w. NJ. Hooff's, Drug Store.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-11-23

Most boys need licking. and all
need loving
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-11-23

A swell dinner lie a good place to
have none of the things you really
like to eat;
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-11-23

1t is easier to kick up.a row
than it is oheerfully to accept the
kicks resulting therefrom az
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-11-23

We are glad we are not a woman
if for no other reason than to get
out of doing the cooking.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-11-23

A true saint never needs to seek
persecution
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-11-23

Adversely is God calling ps to
give up our pervsrsity.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-11-23
A Point to Remember.

In planning road improvements
it should not be forgotten that
when a road is onoe improved with
macadam or gravel the travel in
stantly doubles or trebles and the
road surface must be sufficiently
strong and durable to provide not
only for the present traffic on the
road, but for the traffic which the
improved highway would bring to
that community.
AsT HTA.
Bears the n The Kind You Have Always Bought
a''.s:'' &HAzzZu
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-11-23

Instead of spending his money
for necessities the rich man can in
vest in bonds and live on luxuries.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-11-23

The way to keep a friend is to
be careful not to get friendly with
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-11-23

About the only advantage an
idle man has over dead one is
the funeral expenses.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-11-23

God never reveals what man oan
discover.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-11-23

Going ahead depends on more
than head power.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-11-23

The great Commission is more
than permission.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-11-23

When men have money they
rarely have digestion. and when
they have digestion, frequently
they have no money
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-11-23

The industrious young man
without bad habits stands mighty
good show making reasonable
success, of life.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-11-23

Men seldom seek to diesect re-
ligion until it is dead
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-11-23

Sectarian strength may be spir-
itual weakness.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-11-23

Many an actor who gets $500
per week in the press reports is
lucky to draw $50 in real money
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-11-23

If there is any place that man
should indulge freely in sobriety in
sobriety it is on a steamboat or
railroad train.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-11-23

1t takes woman to trust what
is no. to be trusted just because
she wants to.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-11-23

A woman never learns the true
value of kind word until after
she is married.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-11-23

q "a - S H 4 "A.
Bear, the n The Kind You Have Always BOtga
''s; . &Hz2zza
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-11-23
Just ask any OF iols a
they viii tell you that t e
place 70 get the Best Wins

~ CT AIOIIICI OIIIIIII s.
Drop IN when IN town and look over
our stock aud sample our goods. Be
low we quote you prices in some ~
our many brands.
One of our specialties Royal Rye
one case OF four quarts, ice $500.
Other brands. prices as follows.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-11-23

The man who drinks is sure to
marry a woman with delicate
sense of smell.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1904-11-23

Loves old method is g, cd
good enough for modern needs.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1904-04-23
To the st. Louis Exposition.

Commencing April 2Sth, 1904 the
Northern Pacific will operate standard
and tourist sleepers on train No. 6, from
Seattle st. Louis, via Billings and the
Burlington Route without change. For
further information and the reservation
OF berths, call on the undersigned.
W. c. DuNNNG, Agt., n. p. Ry.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1904-04-23
Making Whitman's Roads.

District Road Commissioner Reid re-
ports the appointment of deputies in
district No. . as follows:
NJ. Reisenauer, of Cotton, takes Unioh-
town and Cotton, and to Snake river.
j.. w. Robinson, OF Granite, has South
Pullman to above Johnson.
Monroe Bryant has West Pullman,
which extends to west side OF township
A.
Harry Anderson has north of Pull
man.
All of the Pullman divisions end at
the city limits, leaving the deputy to
finish road to town.
At Palouse City the divisions are the
same as at Pullman, being divided into
North and South Palouse, so that all
roads of division end at city limits.
Andrew Mae is deputy for South Pa
louise, and Matt Roberts for North Pa
louise.
John Bloom has the Almota division.
Mr.. Bloom has been at work for over
week with grader.
Mr.. Bryant started work the first of
this week.
So many of the bridges having been
washed out during March OF this year, it
will almost double the usual amount of
road work and expenses to place the
roads in condition.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1904-04-23
That Familiar Whistle.
(Comniuuicated.)

EDITOR HERALD Il note that the
EVergreeH, the college students paper,
puts in an editorial objection to the
sounding of the college whistle at the
morning, noon, and evening hours, and
appears TO demand that the custom be
abolished--or, perhaps, that the man
who "pulls the whistlestring" be abol-
ished. Now, in common with quite a
number OF working men and others who
have read said objection, | wish to ex-
press the hope that the college authori-
ties will not order the cessation of that
whistle as now blown. In the first
place, it gives certain busy business
sound to our city that has hitherto been
lacking, SO far as outward expression
went; and, viewed this way, it is pleas
ant to hear, as | have frequently heard
said. Secondly: the whistle, if sounded
exactly con time" as it seems to be, 80
far, has proved boon and a sort of
guide to our working men and women,
who, having become accustomed to its
regular notifications, would miss them
very decidedly, | can assure you. 1t
does not appear to me that any reason
able or special argument for the whistles
abolition is advanced. The sound is not
so prolonged as to really disturb to any
serious extent persons near by. | am
doing close mental labor nearly every
day not far from it, and, rather than be-
ing disturbed, | should sadly miss the
monitor, and so, | know, would hun
dreds OF our citizens. The man who
pulls the string, too, knows how to sound
a whistle, | notice. BY all means let
him continue. WHISTLER.
mot the painter.)
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1904-05-05

in part explain this growth We dare say
that if the statistics of Barre ana Mont
pelior had been given. each one of these
cities would have shown an increase in
population and Furthermore that the total
gain roNortcd comes from the cities The
tendency Of modern life is towards cen
tres OF trade. TO hold the population
in the rural districts of Vermont, the con-
struction Of electric roads, the eXtcn9ion
of the free mail delivery system and the
bcttormont OF country roads-a subject
now Of general attention-arc essential.
The mountain range dividing the State
into two sections in measure separates
the people into two large classes. dwcllers
Oh tho east and on the west side. The
two should be brought into closer rela-
tons Mr.. Clements proposed highway
across the mountain. If ever constructed.
would have 4 beneficial result toward a
unity of purpose and of sentiment among
n population now prevented by physical
barriers from meeting and mingliug as
often as they should as people of the
me state
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1904-05-05
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.

There is no harder work than dong
nothing,
The best takers are those who know
when to shut up.
\ blind heggar depends altogether on
his sense of touch
Stockholders in n fire insurance com
pany have money to burn.
If mau has dyspepsia il keeps his
wifo's mind pretty well occupied.
There's no limit to a WOmonS capacity
for forGivnG persons of the other sex.
After Il woman has been on earth about
thirty years it's time for her to stop
Eigrlng.
a pat dog unless she has found marriage
"A rank flilure.-ChicaGo News.
4 real curiosity is a woman without
any.
1t takes the cook to do the buckwheat
axe up brown.
Don't think because a man isn't in Jail
that he is honest.
According 20 Il physician. drunkenness
is voluntary illness.
Now the woman is figuring out excuses
for boosting prices next summer
A woman may lock her age, but she
seldom looks the age she says she IL.
After sizing M his neghbors a man
ceases to worry about his own inferiority,
Never nut off Till tomorrow the friend
who is willing to lend YOU money to-day,
Many a man who rides in parlor car
would be sadly out of place in drawing
room.
A Nomans idea of a ''plean spteful
thing" is another woman who has new
dress made Just like hers.
Nothing seems to tickle homeless cur
like a chance to lick the everlasting
stufiins out of curled and scented
poodle in silver-plated harness Chicago
News.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1904-05-05
SOME OF THE THINGS CONGRESS
HAS DONE.
(From the New York Herald)

Passed bill putting into effect the
Cuban reciprocity treaty.
Ratified the Panama Canal treaty.
Passed Il bill providing for the govern
mont of the Panama Canal zone.
Ratified the Chinese commercial treaty
providing for two open ports in
Manchura.
Ratified treaty with cuba to carry
ont the terms of the Plat amendment.
Re-enacted Chinese exclusion by a
rider on the Sundry Civil bill.
Provided for a joint commission Of
the two houses TO investigate the shiI
subsidy question.
Appreciated $17co 00o to purchase a
site at the PENNSYLVANIA railroad termina
in New York for branch post office.
Authorized the lease of a post office
building at the New York Central ter
ninal.
Provided n pension of 500 n month toi
those who lost their sight in military oil
naval service.
Loaned the Louisiana Puchase Exposi
tion company S46o0,In.
Grand total of appropriations Ssl'51f
500,
Number of bills introduced in the
House, 1855: in the Senate 5,6i5.
More than LOO bills passed: less thar
10 of public nature.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1904-05-05

pint at the small profit which he can
afford to accept on account of ready
sales, no rent to pay, etc. Those IN posi-
ton to know states that pocket ped
ding has already become n fiourishing
industry although no-liccnsc is only a
few days old.
THAT'S NOT HARD.
Speaking of Secretary of the Treas
ury Leslie NJ. Shaw the Barre Tclc-
gram 1apses into the old familiar
habit of Vermonters in this wise:
AS is we'll known Mr.. Shaw is
Vcrmontcr and his friends in this
section have taken pardonable pride in
his steady rise since he entered the
career of national politics. If Mr..
Darling is made the secretary of the
navy and Mr. Shaw the vcc-prcsidcnt
Vermont will be we'll represented in
the national capital"
Will the contemporary idly specify
how the promotion of the ex-governor
of Iowa will represent Vermont?
What will Iowa say about it?"St.
Adams Messenger
(From the Barre Telegram)
When mother gives birth to a son.
nourshes him through the helpless
months of infancy. cares for him dur
ing, the tender years of childhood
watches over his development through
the period of youth. bears with his folies,
humors his whims. brings him back from
his Maynard paths, tolls for him, sacri-
fees for him, leaves him with un-
sreakable love, and finally notes with
pleasure his ripcning TO manhood, does
the fact that he goes cwhcic and
establishes new home of his own cause
hen feel that he is any the less her son ?
Docs she not fNcl IL pardonabc pride in
the fact that wherever he goes, whatever
laurels he wins. he is sth her boy and
represent her? By all means.
Now = State IS but II parent of n larger
growth. out of the loins of Vermont
have come forth innUmerablc sons. The
rugged cline, the sterile soil. the rocky
hill sides. the poverty ~ her cottage
homes are the birth pangs which gives
them strength and virility for years to
come. Ehay may 20 elsewhere and be-
come citizens of another State but they
are still sons of Vermont. Iowa gave
secretary Shaw an opportunity which
he probably could not have secured here.
and. to a certain extent may share with
Vermont in whatever of credit attaches
To his career, but he is still n son of
Vermont as he can be of not other State.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1904-05-05


RcViews)
One hundred and fifty years ago letters
were carried LOO miles IN Siberia TO- Il
charge of only nine cents. and 1000 miles
namely from Moscow to NertChinsk-tor
twenty cents. while in England the charge
for short distances on the island was
twenty-eight cents. and in France twenty
five cents sfor GO miles Even as late as
1876 ton cents was charged in the United
States for carrying letters all distances
over 300 miles. In 1871 4 fortniehtly mail
was ostn blishcd between Tobolslt and
MoscoV. n distance OF 1900 miles. while
at about the same time mails were carried
between Now York and Boston, n dis
tancc Of 20 miles. only once in two
weeks. In 1874 tho mail carriers OF Eng
land travelled az the rate of three miles
and half an hour. while in Siberia 1t
was for a considerable part OF tho route
from eight ten ten miles ~ hour; ~
mills n day being no uncommon speed.
This establishment of rapS trausit q.
mails and of cheap postage is one OF
the most important civliz:Ik and hu-
mauizirG missions of a government and
that priceless boon was given by Russia
to- northern Asia ut u very early pcrip,
of its occupation. In later times IL ha-
been supplemented by the railroad a1j
, the teegrauh.