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The Colfax gazette. [volume] (Colfax, Wash.) 1893-1932, 1904-09-09
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49, Uniontown City-Albert Fix, Union.
town.
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dale.
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man.
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49, Cottonwood-J. B. Frick, st. John.
80. Hooper-Petsr McGregor Hooper.
5l N. Pullman City-W. II. Harvey,
Pullman.
52 W. Pslouse City-G. S. Gritman, Pa.
louise.
So Coltax. Sd Wv. F. vollendora,
Colfax
a. Turnbow-O. A. Turnbow, Palouse.
o. Bethel-John Greer, r. f. ID. 1, FL
berton.
Sc. EIbertOn City-W. W. Renfrew. El-
berton.
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5S Russell-Julius Cherpellod, Moscow,
Idaho.
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CO. Staley-Richard Smith, Pullman.
81. Dusty-John Slider, Dusty.
62 st. John City-T. f. Ross, st. John.
63. Belmont-CarI Brand, Belmont.
The executive committee of II is CON-
posed OF the following: Oliver Hall,
Colfax; John Arrasmith, Colfax; John
Canutt, Wilcox; A. p. Johnson, Garfield;
Geo. Mccoy, Oakesdale; w. Ii. Harvey,
Pullman; U. l.. Ettinger, Colfax; A. W.
Perley, Tekoa; DR.. Chas. James, Tekoa;
o. E. Young, Pullman; j K Mccormack,
PalOuse; t. ii. Logsdon, Endicott.
The Colfax gazette. [volume] (Colfax, Wash.) 1893-1932, 1904-09-09
HAWK Is PRESIDING ELDER.
Popular CoIfax Pastor is Given
Higher Work in His Church.

higher Work in His Church.
The 31st annual session of the Co.
lumbia River Conference of the Method
ist Episcopal church, meeting at The
Dalles, Oregon, adjourned Monday.
Bishop Spellmeyer has made his ap-
pOintments and Rev. e. f. Hawk, the
popular pastor of the Colfax Methodist
church, was made presiding elder for the
Spokane district. Rev Hawk has many
warm friends in Colfax among citizens
who are not members OF bis congregation
and he bears the love and esteem of his
church. The call of his congregation
for his return to this pastorate was
urgent, but the bishop saw fit to give
the gentleman larger field in which to
work and the members of the local
church, while regretting to lose him as
pastor, are pleased with his promotion,
for they consider him both able and de-
serving. Rev. Hawks residence will be
in Spokane.
The following appointments for Whit
man county were made: Colfax, Wilmot
Whitfield, formerly of WalIa Walla; Ell
berton, A. NJ. Mobbs, formerly of Wal
lace, Idaho; Garfield, A. L. Hawley, re-
appointed; Oakesdale, f. r. Spaulding,
reappointed; Tekoa, W. II. Henderson,
reappointed; Palouse, D. W. Rains, for
merly of Wardner. Idaho; Albion, A. l..
Lawrence; Cotton, M. G. Davis; Endicott,
Roy o Hadley; Pullman, Gabriel Sykes.
DR.. Henry Brown, who has been pre-
siding elder for the Spokane district dur
ing the past wear, was appointed TO the
pastorate of the First Methodist church
Of Walla Walla. The trustees elected
for the conference for the ensuing year
include all of the presiding elders and
Henry Brown, Robert Warner and
Frank Spaulding.
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A Boys Wild Ride for Life.

With family around expecting him to
die, aud a son riding for life, Is miles,to
g Dr.. Kings New Discovery Tor Con-
sumption, Coughs and Colds, W. II.
Brown of Leesviile, Ind endured deaths
agonies from asthma; but this wonder
fui medicine gave instant relief and soon
cured him. He writes: Il now sleep
soundly every night" Like marvellous
cures Of Consumption, Pneumonia, Bron-
chitis, Coughs, Colds and Grip prove it's
matchless merit for all Throat and Lung
troubles. Guaranteed bottles soc and
$100. Trial bottles free. Elk Drug
Store, McCroskev & Bro Props.
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Chamberlain's Cough Remedy Aids
Nature.

Medicines that aid nature are always
most effectual Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy acts on this plan. 1t allays the
cough, relieves the lungs. aids expectora-
ton, opens the secretions, and aids ma
ture in restoring the system to healthy
condition. 1t is famous for it's cures
over large part of the civilized world.
Thousands have testified to it's superior
excellence. 1t counteracts any tendency
of cold to result in pneumonia. For
sale by Elk Drug Stores
The Colfax gazette. [volume] (Colfax, Wash.) 1893-1932, 1904-09-09
Neglected Colds.

Every part Of the mucous membrane :,
the nose, throat, ears, head and lungs,
etc are subjected to disease and blight
from neglected colds. Ballard's Hore-
bound Syrup is pleasant and effective
remedy 25, SOC, $l0G. W. Akendrick,
Valley Mills, Texas, writes: Il have
used Ballard's Horehound Syrup for
coughs and throat troubles; it is a
pleasant and most effective remedy"
Elk Drug Store
The Colfax gazette. [volume] (Colfax, Wash.) 1893-1932, 1904-09-09
Live Stock Judge.

Professor Thomas Shaw will be the
Judge of the live stock at the Spokane
Interstate Fair, to be held this year
from October to 8. Mr.. Shaw is from
Minneapolis and is one Of the leading
live stock judges of recent years. He is
editor of the Northwest Farmer of ST
Paul, is connected with the agricultural
college at Minneapolis, and formerly
was with the big agricultural college at
Guelph. Ontario.
The Colfax gazette. [volume] (Colfax, Wash.) 1893-1932, 1904-09-09
REPUBLICAN MANAGERS.
The County Central Committee and
Executive Committee.

Vacancies in the republican central
committee of Whitman county have
been filed by appointment of Chairman
STUNT, upon petition or recommendation,
and every precinct is now represented.
Following is the list of precincts by num-
Der and name, name OF committeeman
and postoffice address:
l. Uniontown-E. J. Durham, Uniontown.
2. Clinton-N. Haynes, johnson.
g. branham-David Judson, r. T. d. 1,
Pullman.
4. Palouse-H. K. Luce, Albion.
5. Farmington-E. w. Leonard, Earning
ton.
g. Lone Pine-Sam Lathrum, Oakesdale
T. Rosalia-E. A. Whitman. Rosalia-
g. Steptoe M. @ Roberts, Oakesdale.
g. North Colfax-N. Hunt, r. f. u. l.,
Colfax.
10. Onecho-Chss. johnson. Colfax.
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Sprains.

s. A. Read, Cisco, Texas, writes, March
18th, 1901: My wrist was sprained so
badly by fall that it was useless; and
after using several remedies that failed
to give relief, used Ballard's Snow Lini-
ment, and was cured. 1 earnestly recon-
mend it to any one suffering from
sprains" 25c, SOC, $1.0O. Elk Drug
Store
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For Sale

Hardman piano, almost new and in
splendid condition. A bargain. In
uuire at Gazette Office
The Colfax gazette. [volume] (Colfax, Wash.) 1893-1932, 1904-09-09

For Rent-Furnisbed rooms, single or
for housekeeping (nO children). Apply
to Mrs. Dan Binnard Phone Black 355.
The Colfax gazette. [volume] (Colfax, Wash.) 1893-1932, 1904-09-09

For boats and seines, write or see
Thomas Sullivan, Colfax, Wash.
The Colfax gazette. [volume] (Colfax, Wash.) 1893-1932, 1904-09-09
Return the Kegs.

All persons having in their possession
empty beer kegs belonging to me, will
please return same Immediately. Henry
Schultz.
The Colfax gazette. [volume] (Colfax, Wash.) 1893-1932, 1904-09-09

For best insurance and cheapest rates,
see J. G. Elliot, Colfax, Wash.
The Colfax gazette. [volume] (Colfax, Wash.) 1893-1932, 1904-09-09

j. B. Brown puts up the best pumps
and windmills in the world@
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BETWEEN THB OCEANS |
Concise Summary of the Wired
News of q Week.
Important Happenings and Things
of Interest from All over
a Great Country.
Wednesday, August 81.

Twenty-Five hundred retail druggists
in the United States have been declared
guilty OF contempt of court by Judge
| Dunno OF the circuit court OF Chicago,
| and the National Association of Retail
| Druggists, of which thev are members,
fined $4,000. The Injunction under
which they were fined was secured bv
| Isaac Platt of Chicago in 1902, and re-
Trained them from interfering in any
manner with Platt's business.
Over 100000 OF the new coinage of
Philippine gold has been placed aboard
the transport Thomas, which sails from
San Francisco for Manila.
President Donnelly OF the Butchers
Union has ordered 1900 butcher work
men employed by the independent pack
ing plants of Chicago to cease work. A
famine in meat seems to be the inevi-
table result in Chicago.
-Four men held up the Oregon Express
as it stopped at Kemmerer, Wyo., and
robbed the express car of bag contain
ing 5000. A package containing $13,-
600 was not discovered.
Announcement has been made at the
navy department of the preliminary ac-
ceptance of the battleship Ohio, built by
the Union Iron Works of San Francisco.
There ia the greatest demand for cot
ton pickers in Texas known in 20 years
and in many cities draymen, delivery
boys, cooks and even hotel help have
been induced by the high prices paid for
picking to 60 to the fields.
While incarcerated in jail in Weimer,
Texas, Oscar Lee Tucker, a II year old
negro, under arrest for attempted rape,
was mysteriously lynched. The officers
are unable to determine Just how the act
was committed.
Thursday, September 4.
Because Youlden, Smith & Hopkins,
firm OF Boston teamsters, refused to dis
charge driver who would not Join the
team drivers union, S5 employees OF the
firm have been called out on a strike.
Judge Edgar M. Cullen of Brooklyn
has been appointed chief Judge of the
New York court OF appeals by Governor
Odell, succeeding Judge Alton B. Parker,
resigned.
The new United States mint in Denver,
Colo, has been opened with a presi-
dents salute of 21 guns and the raising
by George E. Roberts, director of the
db w ocdAhEt tOhJ II. VI OOtAASC
will not begin until July 1, 1905.
Reports from the Miminuche Ute In
dian reservation in Colorado state that
a revolt is iminent. The Indians claim
the federal government is not keeping
it's treaties and that provisions are
scarce.
The Standard Oil Company has ad-
vanced the price of all grades of crude
oil cents. The advance is general in
all their fields.
The crowd at the United States land
office at Blackfoot, Idaho, is gradually
swelling. The opening Of the Blackfoot
reservation is the cause.
The democrats of Wisconsin have
nominated George ". Peck for governor
by acclamation. There were contests
for the other nominations.
The Colfax gazette. [volume] (Colfax, Wash.) 1893-1932, 1904-09-09

Royal Worcester leather betting and
pully covers, weigh 10 ounces to the
square foot, good stuff. Sold by Colfax
Implement Co.
The Colfax gazette. [volume] (Colfax, Wash.) 1893-1932, 1904-09-09
Friday, September z.

FRIDAY, september a.
The plant OF the Mitchell Rowland
Lumber Company of Toledo, Ohio, has
been destroyed by fire. Loss $150,000.
President Donnelly has declared
boycott against all meat, and announces
that union men will quit in all packing
houses Immediately, regardless of where
livestock is secured President Donnely
says that "a meat famine will be forced
at all costs"
Eight persons were injured and several
residences badly damaged by a tornado
that swept the southern part of the city
of Lacrosse, Wisconsin.
Agents for the Panama republic in
trusted with investing nearly $4,000,
900 for their government in New York
city real estate, have about completed
the task.
On both sides of the New York build
ing and trades fight there are strong in
dications that 8 settlement is in sight
and it il possible that thousands OF
skilled mechanics now idle may soon be
at work.
In saving a newsboy who had run in
front of his automobile, Robert E. Fouse
Of Chicago drove his machine into a
telegraph pole. His left arm ia broken
AID the vehicle wrecked.
The Chicago & Alton railway has
passed to the ownership OF the Union
Pacific This gives Hartman a through
line from Chicago to San Francisco.
Saturday, September 8
Seven persons were killed and 10 in
iured, eight seriously, by collision of a
Wabash train with a suburban electric
car in ST. Louis. There were 25 passen.
gers in the car and none, escaped injury.
At least four people were killed in a
fire which started in a New York City
tenement house. Five people have been
removed to hospitals seriously injured
A cyclone struck Covington, Texas, in-
iuring several persons and destroying
considerable property.
President HOwells and Secretary Simp.
son of District 10, United Mineworkers
of America, have issued call entreating
nonunion coal miners who have assumed
the positions made vacant by the strik.
ing miners of Trinidad, Colo, to strike
September z.
Fire in the heart of the wholesale dis
trict of Memphis, Tenn, destroyed
property valued at 100000. A fire.
from ladder and six others were over.
come by heat.
The union butchers of New York and
vicinity have declared the strike against
the beef trust to be at an end. All mer
to work Tuesday.
Sunday, September 4.
Fourteen persons were killed and near
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FIRE INSURANCE, II. w. GoFF.
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Don't buy your ticket to st. Louis
until yon get rates from the 0. R. & n.
They will ticket you, check your baggage,
and sell your sleeping car tickets
through. No exchange or transfers.
You pay your money, they do the resto
The Colfax gazette. [volume] (Colfax, Wash.) 1893-1932, 1904-09-09

H. W. Corr, FIRE INSURANCE.
Arizona silver belt., 1904-04-14
How Very Shocking !

A certsin newspaper man, who has the repu5ati0n of being rather brilliant on occasions, attended function in Washington recently where the host ess was known to be clever at repartee. When the journalist-he was entitled to be called journalist, because he had reached that stage in his career where, when he goes to interview a great man he puts in the interview what he said to the man rather than what the man said to him-when this journalist was about to take his leave, he went to the hostess to say good night.
 Before he could express the pleasure which the evening had afforded him, the hostess said
 Now, don't say any thing conven- tional. m tired of platitudes. !"
 'I won't" he replied. 'T'Il say I have had hl of good time"
 I'm d-n glad of it," replied the hostess. Washington Post.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1904-05-10
kina George LIST Of Writings

List Of writings admitted to record In
the Clerks office of the Circuit court OF
King George county since the March
term, 1904:
Lena r. Dishman and husband to
Thomas f. Coakley, deed for land.
John Rogers II Catherine Rogers, deed
for land.
John Rogers 10 Catherine Rogers, deed
for personal property.
Robert Dulaney and wife to Bill vii.
liams. deed for land
f. ". Payne and wife to Peter Robin
son. deed for land.
Eddie DOdd to Wallace Jones, bill oI
sale.
John 5. Shelton and wife to John F.
shelton, deed for land.
John r. Shelton and wife To ". A.
Rose, trustee. deed of trust.
wv. Harris to Charles X Hudson, bill
Of sale
Z. l.. Hunter, clerk, to Sarah Piper
deed for land.
Mrs. NJ. J. c. Mason to Robert Muse
deed for land
J. f. Mason, executor to Fl, renee
Pratt deed for land.
f. p. Grigsby and wife TO G. ". Ten
nent. trustee, deed OF trust.
CIV. Norris to W. A. Spilman, trustee
deed of trust.
Isabel 0. Price to James Brooks, deed
for land.
+. p. Arnold and wife to Minnie |. Ar
mold, deed for land
F.s Fitzhugh and wife to II. T. Gar
nett, trustee, deed of trust.
Z J. Deatley to J. T. King, deed o.
trust
Isaac r. Trigger and vile to Gordon
". Shelton, deed for land.
L. NJ. Jones to G. W. Tennent, trustee
deed Of trust
Sarah d. Cawooi to ". II. II. Ca
wood, J. o. B. Cawood and otherr, deed
for land.
Charles Johnson and wife to ". "
Brown. trustee, deed OF trust.
Rice Hooe and Ruth f. Mason to Mai0l
A. Rawlings. deed for land.
I William Deshazo and vile TO John W
Bernard. deed for land.
Lyman Rawlings to John +. Welch
bill of sale.
Mary Brehme and T Hall Brehme. ad
ministrator, to b. c. Grymes, deed ioi
land.
G.B Wallace aud wife to Joseph Fines
deed for land.
Elizabeth Msrders to K. L. Ovens
trustee. deed Of trust.
John Gregsu to Eustaee Newton, dee'
OF contract.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1904-05-10
IN THE OLD CHURcHYARD AT
FREDERICKSBURG.
b, FREDERICK wApswonru LomNe.

By FREDEmcE WADsWORTH LomNG.
During the Civil War. by a new spsper
report "A legend became current that one
of Shakespeare pallbearers, named
Helder, was buried 10 st George I
churchyard, fredericksburg, Va lpon
investigation, It Was found that there
existed the tombstone of Edmond Eelder
physician, who died In l6l : in Stafford
county, Virginia, and IL il thought sOme
one may have suggested that llelder
who had reached the age Of 40, could
have been ia point of time one OF shakes.
peAre's pallbearers, and thus gave rise 20
the fiction. The stone itself bore no such
record. The following il LOring's best
known poem:
In the old chhrchyard at fredericksburg
grayestOne stands today,
Marking the place where grave has
been,
Though many and many a year 1t has
seen
Since its tenant moldered away.
And that quantity carved old stone
Tells its simple tale TO oil.
Here lies bearer OF the pail
At the funeral oi Shakespeare.
There in the churchyard al Fredericks
burg
wandered all alone,
Thinking sadly on empty fame,
How the great dead are but name,
To lew are they really known.
Then upon this battered stone
Nv listess eye did fall,
Where lay the bearer Of the pail
At the funeral Of Shakespeare
Then in the churchyard at Frejrricks-
burg
Ii seemed a. though the air
We're peopled with phantoms that swept
by,
Flittering along before my eye,
So sad 30 sweet, so lair;
Hovering about this stone.
By some strange spirits call
Where lay bearer Oi the pail
Al the funeral Of Shakespeare.
For in the churchyArd at Frederic. sburg
Juliet seemed to love,
Hamlet mused and the old Lear fell,
Beatrice laughed, and Ariel
Cleaned through the skies above,
Az here, beneath this stone
Lay in his narrow hall
He who before had borne the pail
At the funeral OF Shakespeare.
And | left the old ehurchysrd at Fred
ericksburg;
Still did the tall grass wave,
With a strange and beautiful grace,
over the sad and lonely place,
And still did the quaint old stone
Tell it " onderful tale to all:
"Here lies q bearer OF the pail
Az the funeral OF Shakespeare.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1904-05-10
FREDERICKSBURG, w., TUESDAY, MAY TO- 1904

tories At least one. half OF the coin 80
delivered was TO be obtained IN Europe
AT the expense and risk Of the parties
| furnishing the same
Mr Morgan and the parties he repre-
] = nttd later agreed To accept the bonds
at g per cent payable by their terms IN
gold instead oi coin, in case the Issue be
authorized. bot the needed Congressional
authorization was refused. Therefore
the contract was carried out A. originally
made. In its execution pr cent. bonds
were delivered amounting TO So, 2,3l3,-
/ 800. and the sum Of 500, ] III. y in gold
received as their price
Ca the 9Th day OF January, lS96. the
gold reserve having fallen 10 SOL ,25l 10,
/ its immediate repair became imperative,
and il was decided To offer bonds TO the
amount OF 500. 600 900 for popular
subscription at 1 per cent. Circulars
were sent to all pOst-Oiiices throughout
the country. and one months time was
WAS given for replies, OF the bids re-
ceiyed. however, only SIS could be ac-
cepted
POPULAR. SUBSCRIPTION.
Several Of the bids accepted Mr.
Cleveland continues. were for single
fifty dollar bond, and they varied IN
amount from that 10 one bid made by }.
+. Morgan a Co. and several associates
for the entire issue OF SlOO. .OOO,0 900, Tor
which they offered 10 GS17 on the dol
lar. All the other S27 accepted bidders
offered even the smallest fraction OF a
farthing more than this full number OF
bonds for which their bids were awarded.
''rhe aggregate OF the bonds awarded
70 these bidders, excluding the Morgan
bid. amounted 70 S62. .321. .lj0. The re
mainder OF the entire ofiering wac award
cd 10 Mr. Morgan and his associates,
their bid being the highest next to those
on which bonds had been awarded Ia
full
AS "a result Of this large sale OF bonds,
the gold reserve. which on the last day
of January, 1856. amounted to less than
$50 600 600. was 90 increased that at
the end of February. in spite OF with
drawals in the meantime. IL stood al
nearly Sl2A0O0,O0O."
Mr. Cleveland concludes AZ follows.
IL have attempted 20 give detailed his
tory OF the crime charged against an ad-
ministratiOn which issued bonds oi the
government in time OF peace without
shame and without repentance con
iess my share Of the guilt; and refuse to
shield my accomplices in this crime, who,
with me, held high places in that ad.
ministrstion.
And though Mr.. Morgan and Mr.. Bel
mont and scores of other bankers and
hnanciers who were aceessors In these
transactions may be steeped in destruc-
tive propeusities and may be constantly
busy in sinful schemes, | shall always re-
cal with satisfaction and seli-cOngratu-
lation my collusion with them At q time
when our country sOrely needed their
aid.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1904-05-10
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SOC. and sl.ooi all druggists. -.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1904-05-10
Pointed Paraaraphs.

Girls don't marry d handsome man
unless you are well up in the art OF chas
ing soiled linen up and down wash
board
A small boys idea Of pleasure il to lie
10 bed for an hour Ia the mOrniag after
his father calls him
Many man who issupposed to be max
ing money hiss to borrow ear fare from
his wife
Its awful funny TO kiss girl in the
dark and dnd its your own wife.
Time waits for no man, but men waste
lot of time waiting for women.
What good many towns need is a 9
O'Clock curiew for married men.
Too many men shorten their days by
Iengthening their nights