Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1904-10-14
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with hlmye Yes. indeed" He's
quite dogmatic, isn't hep "oh. posi-.
lively l.dogmatic" ~ Philadelphia
Ledger
Boyle-The Korners live very fru-
gally indeed. They have cast-iron rules
for the spending of their money. HoyJe
That is what should eall rigid econ
emy,-kansas city Ionfaat
Willy-Say, auntle. what did Uncle
Bob marry you for2 Aunt-Why. for
love. of course. Willy meditatlvely)
Hin! Love will make man do al
most anything won't It. auntle?
Rev DR. Thlrdly-Don't you know,
little boy that you shouldn't ash on
the Sabbath day? Tommy Toddles-I
Amt a-iishn', boss, I'm jus teaehln'
worms how ter swlm.-Chicago Chron-
lele.
Ia she n, new. woman?" Better
than new, even. You see, she secured
one hundred thousand dollars alimony
from her last husband, and that makes
her improved property. New York
Times
How many lodges did you say your
husband belonged to-" she suddenly
asked Fifteen" Mercy on mel But
think of man being out fifteen nights
week! am really glad that I'm a
widow"
Now, this fair" said the man who
had been chasing around st. Louis.
with his nose In the air, "is plenty big
enough but" "Ahw interrupted the
wise observer Are you from Chi
cago or Bufralo2"
In India BARRIERS rank high. So
cially they are the equals of the
priests" Say, where do poets come
In over thereH' Same place they do
here" Where's that p among the
illustrious dead" = Chicago Record
Herald
is the boss going to give you the
raise you asked for?" "Well-er-Pm
afraid to say. l told him | thought
my pay should be commensurate with
the amount of work l do, and he
promptly agreed with me" "-Philadel-
phia Press
You must not expect me to give up
by gtrlhood's ways all at once" said
The happy bride. "Oh, won't" he re-
vhed. Il hope you'll keep right on
taking an allowance from your father
just as If nothing had happened."--
Superior Telegram.
Employment Agent-What was the
matter with your last place? Domes-
tc-The missus was too particular.
Employment Agent-in what way? Do
mestc-She wouldn't let me lock the
baby in the foldin bed wen had com.
pany.-New York Weekly.
80 you are learning to spell, are you.
Johnny" asked grandmamma. Yes,
grandma" was the reply. well, let
me hear you spell bread" 81 don't
believe l can. grandma" replied the
little FELLOW. But think II had a
small piece OF cake l could spell that"
Great Bditor-I think 1t would be
good idea to print our circulation at the
head of our editorial page. What's the
population of this country? Business
Manager-About forty million. Great
Editor-Well. we'll not claim a circu-
lador of over thirty-fve million. No
use exaggerating.
Teacher-Where is Russia? Inter-
val of dead silence. Come, now!
come, come; you ought to be ashamed
of yourselves not to know where Rus
sia Is. especially just now. Where is
lt?" Tommy knows, teacher. Teach
er-Well. where? Tommy-Up a
bloomin' tree, teacher,
Yeast1They say babies are never
seasick. Crimsonbeak-We that ac-
counts for something. Yeast-What's
that7 Crlmsonbeak-When was
crossing. last summer, | saw man
as sick as he could be, singing Back
ward, turn backward, o Time, In your
flight; make me child again. just for
tonight. ht."-Yonkers Statesman
II want half pound of water crack
ers," said Mrs. Newcome. ALFRED
SORRY, maam," replied the country
storekeeper, but l amt got but two
dozen OF 'em In the place" We'll, I'll
1 take IneIn. J6Sl Nuli zen, twenty
minutes. Hi Peters an Josh Slocum
has been usln' them fur checkers, an
they're playin' the decidin' game now"
Mrs Morton angrily)-Tommy Hor-
ton, what made you hit my little John
ny? Tommy Horton-He struck me
with brick Mrs. Morton more an
grily)-Well. never let me hear of your
hitting him again. If .he hits you. you
come and tell me, Tommy Horton
,sneeringly)-Yes; and what would you
do? Mrs. Morton-Why,. I'd whip him.
Tommy Horton dn disgust)-What. he
hits me with brick and you have the
fun of licking him for 1t? Not muchl
Indubitabie.
''>"How did YOU prove that the Ac-