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The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1904-08-11
LEGAL NOTICES.

STATE OF WISCONSIN County CouRT
> MANIrowoC COUNTY
In the matter of the guardianship of
James RADIO, an insane person.
On reading aud filing tue petition of Henry
Wernecke, Secretary OF the Board OF Trustees
Of the Manitowoc County Insane Asylum
showing that James RADIO, an insane person IL
tuition, and that Bruno Mueller was on the 21ti
day of September A. D. 1892 duly appointed
the guardian of said James RADIO;
That said James RADIO has been supported
at the Manitowoc County Insane Asylum since
January 18th A. ID. 1891, and that there $ now
sum of 1929 - since October LIST A. d. 1901
which sum il a just, true and correct charge
against the estate of James RADIO:
That Bruno Mueller. as such guardian, has
money or property in his possession belong
ing to James RADIO, said insane person, and
which is more than sufficient to pay said de bit
and praying for an order to such guardian
ordering the payment Of said sum of x2235 SIS,
which sum is due since October lst A. D. 1901
1t is therefore ordered that all persons in.
terested show cause unto this Court fany they
have, in my Office in the Court Hou sc in the
City and County of Manitowoc, Wisconsin at
"A special term OF said Court being the l. th day
as the parties may he heard, why the prayer of
said petitioner should not be granted
1t Is further ordered that this order be
served upon Bruno Mueller personally, and
upon all parties interested herein by pubica
ton thereof in the Mantowoc Pilot, news
paper published in Manitowoc County. Wis
consin, Tor four weeks prior to the day set
forth FOR the hearing herein.
Dated this 9th day of August A. d. 1904
BY the Court
JOHN CHLoUPEK.
Pub Aug IL lS 81, Sept. !,
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Miss Irene Morris is home from Chica
go, visiting with her patents.
A grand dance will be given at A.
Walterbach's Hall Friday, Aug. 18th.
Come one, Come all.
NJ. Tintinger of Manitowoc spent Sun
day with relatives at Osman.
Miss Minnie Morris who has been
visiting here for few days mas returned
to Chicago.
Mr.. and Mrs. Singer of Milwaukee,
visited at the home of p. Walterbach
for few days.
Thos. Morris who has been engaged as
fireman on the N. w. road has returned
home
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Mr. Charles Theobald IN electric
ian with the Lincoln Light and Power
Go. Lincoln, ILL.,. says i am occasion
ally troubled with severe headaches,
the result of constipation and have at
numerous times used ReGo Tonic
Laxative Syrup which think is the
only medicine L moves the bowels
most satisfactory in its results of
naturally aud promptly without pain
or gripping and certainly cures the head
aches caused by constipation. We
always give il toour children to regulate
and correct any bowel troubles Sold
by Henry llrnrichs.
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Notes From Francis Greek.

Mrs Frank Pech passed away at her
home Monday night, after long illness
due to lung trouble. The deceased was
- years old aud had lived here most of
that time She leaves husband, two
sons John and Edward, and four
daughters, Mrs + Dachimstal of Shoto,
Mrs f. Duchon Of this place, Mrs. f.
Ieman Of Manitowoc, AMI Miss Rose.
The funeral took place ut kellnersville
Tuesday.
A farewell party given by Chas.
Bulesh was well attended in spite of the
rainy weather last Sunday.
The rye ana barley are harvested in
this vicinity. Oats and wheat are next
on the program.
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Ladies and Gentlemen.

WANTED We pay So II thou4anc
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vassing send stamp for particulars
Puritan Manufacturing Co., Worcester
Mass. Aug. Is.
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Opening Devils Lake Reservation

Wisconsin Central Ry. will sell tickets
to Devils Lake, N. d., and return at
greatly reduced rates Aug 9Th to nth,
tickets and further information from
agent,
J. c. Pond, G. p. A.
Aug II
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Democratic State Convention at Osl1
kOsh Aug. 80 & Sept. LIST.

Wisconsin Central Ry will sell tickets
from Manitowoc to Oshkosh at one fare
for round trip Aug. 30 & 3lst inclusive,
tickets good returning until Sept. End
inclusive. j. G.. Pond, G. p A.
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DRESS CUTTING SCHOOLS now open, and cordial in
~ vtation is given to the ladies' Of Manowoc and
rounding country to call and see the Improved Square
Inch Tailor System No scales proportion, guess
work, but and without change al
tcraton Time cloth and money saved besides the great
satisfaction OF having easy able and graceful fitting
dresses All OF the latest ylcs and fashions taught
scholar besides complete sewing Terms for the
first 20 scholars will be at half the regular price.
Class hours from , TO each afternoon.
School is located at EOS n Eighth street.
Visitors especially invited to call and examine this
method and the class of work that is being done
The ladies in charge thoroughly reliable and fully
competent to teach style and design from fashion
book published One has successfully taught this system
for and the other has been teaching
Both have been teachers the largest schools Chicago
The manager Of this well and
number OF the most prominent citizens OF Manowoc
and everything with this business will found
strictly honest and reliable Prices and very
reasonable and within the reach of all Come and see u.s.
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HUMPHREYS

1OuVIu DU\-
Specifics cure by acting directly on the
sick parts without disturbing the rest OF
the system.
No. for Fevers.
No. 2 Worms.
No. 8 Teething.
No 4 Diarrhea.
No. 7 Coughs.
No. 8 Neuralgia.
No. 8 Headaches.
No. 10 Dyspepsia.
No. II Suppressed Periods.
No II Whites.
No. 13 Group.
No IA " The Skin.
No. Is " rheumatism.
No. 16 q" Malaria.
No. 10 4" Catarrh.
No. 20 " Whooping Cough.
No. ~ g The Kidneys.
No 80 The Bladder.
No II La Grippe.
In small bottles of pellets that fit the vest
pocket. At Druggists or mailed, 25c. each.
n.fs- Medical Guide mailed free.
Humphreys Med. Co., Cor. William John Streets
New York.
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FREE

L NGEi Packare Of Or. Miles Anti
Pain Pills, Uo New Scientific Remedy
Tor Pain. Also symptom Blank. Our
Specialist viii di1gnose your case, tell
you what Is WRONG. and how to right it,
Free DIR NILES MEDICAL co,
LABORATORIES. ELKIIART. IND.
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j. p. Nolan arrived home Tuesday
from campaigning tour Of the southern
part of the state.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1904-10-22

CATION the ground of should be kept free from all
kinds of weeds.
The cuttings should be foot Or in length, with
least two joints covered they should be planted possible
IN the spring time to the most rapid start mel
low rich loan (not manure) seaeve land
may be available Great should be exercised avoid
bruisin the beans handling and also in curing the
neglect at this stage will the loss of your pre-
vous labor AS much of the so-caed Vanilla is
made from the Tonga bean and other cheap material
would seem reasonable to suppose that article of
Vanilla extract, made in Hawaii would make
uation Pineapples did good article
on the market No harm could be done by sending away
samples of finest beans the dealers what
we have, and wait for orders; in the meantime making
extract By send any beans of inferior
grade as that would give the dealers opportunity
stamp product cheap article of which they would
be quick avail themselves.
By following these rules I that good Vanilla
be produced these Islands in any part of
world John KIDWELI
Honolulu, 7. H. October 8. 'o4
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1904-10-22
Recorded Oct. II. 1904.

Charles Pooloa and VT ct al to George
il Campbell; Agrmt; to sell for $4931. Is
and mtg $1,000. Kul $50, King st, Ho-
nolulu. Oahu. B 265, p 233. Dated Oct
Is, 1904
Manoel S Capellas to Candida S Ca
pellas; D; 1-3 int in 40 6-10 A land. Ma
kawao. Maui: $500. 261, 432. Dated
July 80. 1904.
Manoel S Capellas to Eugene Ca
pellas; D; 1-3 int in 40 clio A land, Ma
kawao, Maui; $3.50. 261, 4S3. Dated
July 80, 1904.
Maria da S Canario to Joao de Souza:
Rel; lot 6 of Patent 1885. HeneheSeula,
Hamakua, Hawaii: $3.50. B PAT, D 49,
Dated Aug II, 1904.
Wong Feart and VT to Emile Humid
ley: D; R Ps 5505, $685., 7121, 6762, 6291
and Kul 1855, Kappa, etc, Hawaiian,
Kauai; $3.50. B 261, 433. Dated Oct
4, 1904.
Est of C E Richardson by Agt of
Exors to Kahilo NJ .Hapai; Rel; por lot
1 of CIR % and pc land, Amaulu and
Bridge SITS. Hilo, Hawaii; 1882. B Ego.
p. $50. Dated Sept %, 1904.
Kahilo Hapaf and hsb (Nd) to Louise
Hapai; q; por lot 1. CIR %, AmauIu ST,
Hilo, Hawaii; 1913. B 264, o 126. Dated
sept q, 15V1-
Louise Hapai to Est of C E Richard
son by Exors; NJ; 24.025 So fit land,
Amaulu ST. Hilo, Hawaii; $91s. $50,
p 17s. Dated Sept T. 1904.
Kahilo Hapai and hsb (hD to Est of
c Richardson by Exors; NJ; 1922 SO
TT land. cor Amaulu and Bridge SITS,
Hilo, Hawaii; 1913. B $50, p $50. Dated
Sept Z. 1904.
Aiona to Samuela Kamae: D: Kul
S490, Waipio, Hamakua, Hawaii; $1S535.
B 264, p 12S. Dated Oct 1, 1904
Ana Kaumelelau to Rebecca Kalani:
D; As int in 512S, Kul s474, and
2 pcs land, Waipio. Hamakua, Hawaii;
81, etc. B 264, p 129. Dated Oct 6. 1904.
Vierra and VT to John Fitzgerald:
NJ; lot 4, CIR 1873, and Grs 1924 and 4709,
Kaumana, etc, Hilo, Hawaii; $4,000. B
go, p 1872. Dated Oct II, 1904.
Amelia A Victor (widow) to Emelia
K Victor; D; por Kul 32O5, Volcano st.
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Hilo, Hawaii; 81, etc. 25s. 1885, Dat
ed Oct 6, 1904.
Amelia A Victor (widow) to Annie A
Victor; d; por Kul 1905, Volcano st,
Hilo, Hawaii; 81, etc. B 25S. 437.
Dated Oct 6. 1904.
Amelia A Victor (widow) to Lucy P
Watson; d; por Kul 1905, Volcano st,
HfIo, Hawaii; 81, etc. B 1885, d 438.
Dated Oct 6, 1904.
AHA w Akau and hsb &c FS) to Meka
Vessel; Partn d; u int in 1920 So TT
of r 4671. Kul 1899, Puueo, Hilo, Ha-
wall. B 258, 40. Dated Aug "a, 1904.
Meka Vessel to AHA w Akau; Partn
D; u int in 1861 So fit of r P 4671,
Kul 1889, Puueo. Hilo, Hawaii. B 258,
440. Dated Aug "a, 1904.
AHA w Akau and hsb to Hilo Mer-
camille Co Ltd: NJ; pc land, Puueo,
Hilo, Hawaii; 1855 and advs $500. B
26O, 1S4. Dated Oct 1, 1904.
Wong Feart and VT to F Weber;
AM; mtg NJ Castro and WI ct ais on
As int in premises, Kilaa, Koolau,
Kauai; $1301.74. B 262, p SO. Dated Sept
81, 1904.
Est of Kaleipua Kanoa by Tr to H
K Kahele; L; pc land and bldgs, Nawi-
Twill Kauai: yrs q s36 per yr.
263, p S. Dated Oct s. 1904.
Noda (l) to Huki Qk); D: int in hui
land, Kahana, Koolauloa, Oahu; lease
hold, horses and So pigs, Kahana.
Koolauloa, Oahu; $500. B 25s, 442.
Dated May II, 1902
Hulxi Ox) to Nolipo Ck); D; int in hui
land, Kahana, Koolauloa, Oahu; lease
hold. horses and Sc pigs, Kahana,
Koolauloa. Oahu; $500. B 25s. 442.
Dated Sept 8. 1904.
Henry A Juen to Ida G Burnette; =;
hIks A and B. Kaluaolohe Tract. Homo
lulu. Oahu; $4,000. 25S. 443. Dated
Oct II. 1904.
Christovao Faria to A Gonsalves;
BS; int in Ieasehold, bldgs, r w, etc.
Beretania st, Honolulu, Oahu; 800. B
265, 225. Dated Oct II, 1904
Claus Spreckels & Co to r A Wads-
worth; AM: mtg w H CornweIl ct al
on 29-54 int in 500 A land, APPS 1 and 2,
Kul 522S; pcs land and r Ps 1908. 6571
and Kul 1922, Koheo, etc, Kula, Maui;
$4,000. B 260, p 1877. Dated Oct II, 1904.
Est of S G. Wilder Ltd to Kittie z
Ashley; Rel; por CIR 1886, Keeaumoku
ST, Honolulu, Oahu: s37SS.55. B 260,
1ss
Kittie E Ashley by atty and hsb CIV
CO to Western & Hawn Investment Co
Ltd: NJ; lot and por Govt lot 383 OF
CIR S1S6. Keeaumoku st, Honolulu, Ca
hu; $4,000 B 260, p 1885, Dated Sept 8,
1904
o Burans to Maui AgrctI Co by T,r;
L; 30 TT r w across pc land, Lililzoi,
Makawao. Maui; As yrs "a s25 per VI.
26S, SO. Dated June 1, 1904.
Kenahu Brenig to Cecil Brown Tr;
AM; mtg w NJ Buchanan on lots and
4, blk 10, McCully Tract, Honolulu, Ca
hu; $500. EGO, 1s1. Dated Sept "a,
1904
Akiona and VT to Carrie Naiwi ct
ais; d; por r P 1892, Kawaiki. Homo
lulu, Oahu; $3.50. B 25S, 444 Dated
Oct 10, 1904.
zee Chew Fan (Irs) (widow) to See
Kang; PA; special powers. B 265,
257. Dated Oct 13, 1904
zee Chew Fan (Mrs) to See Kang;
PA; general powers. B 265, 2Ss. Dat
ed Oct Il, 1904.
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THE CULTIVATION OF HANILLA IN HAWAII.

Editor Hawaiian Forester and AgrcuIturist.
Sir:-It to that in writing Vanilla the
object should be to into detail sufficiently make the
clear those who may be interested the subject
who have expert knowledge concerning it. and
would ask those who may thoroughly understand the bust
be patient should write that which they may think
ought to be taken for granted.
Although many varieties of Vanilla cultivated is
welknown fact that Vanilla panifoa native of Mexico
far superior any other and it stated good
that the MeScans conne themselves that which
for the high price of Mexican Vanilla,
pared with the product OF other countries The Mexican
Indians plant the cuttings the base of small
forests of owlyng valleys primitive method which has
been followed by many cultivators but which
slider very unhandy and extravagant 1t has been often
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1904-10-22
REALTY TRANSACTIONS.

Entered for Record Oct. 81. 1904
M de NJ Correa to Teresa de Agliar CM
Claus Spreckels & Co to Hutchinson
sugar Plantns Co. AM
Joseph A Maybin to Colin Camp
peA .......-'.. ID
Manuel M sCalhau and VT to Manuel
+ CARES Jr .................D
S Torigoi ct al to Hutchinson Su-
gar Plantn Co ..-....-.......-.....C M
Furamoto to Hutchinson Su-
Chiba ct al to Hutchinson Su-
gar Plantn Co ....................CM
K Kotani ct al to Hutchinson Su-
gar Plantn Co ....................C M
Onizuka Ohara ct al to Hutchinson
Sugar Plantn Co..
John G Cook to Lydia M Pain. AM
Antonio j Lopes and VT to C M v
rorSter 1t ID
Mrs Kaholo Kaaua to Hawaiian
ASfci 20 IL
Alfred Lebrun to Louis M Toussaint. NJ
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1904-06-11
BRIDGES FOR ARMIES
DIFFERENT WAYS IN WHICH
THEY ARE CONSTRUCTED.
The Pontoon Style the Most Popular
and Feasible-can Be Quickly
Put Together Over Mar
row Streams.

With an army in the field there must
always be engineer whose business
il Is TO understand bridge making, OBJ
staEies such as rivers or raYines must
ye hridged when they occur On the line
Of march, and the art Of brIdge-making
is as old a. military art Itself. Prob
ably there is no bridge known TO us
now, from a bridge Of boats to a trestIe
yiaduct, that was not known to the
Greek, Roman or Persian soldiers in
their great campaigns,
The construction Of bridges by civil
ians Is the work of weeks and months,
but their work is If A permanent na-
tlrc In military bridging everything
must be done quickly. Consequently
everything needed must be at hand,
The bridging or pontoon battalion
must carry with them everything that
Is needed.
The bridge chiefly made use of in
war Is constructed Of %pOntoOns, The
pout0On Is a tlat~butromed boat. A
number Of these are fastened together
by balkg laid on beams which are
placed IonEitudinally In the center Of
The anchored boats. on which trans
yersely are laid the planks which make
the roadway Of the bridge, Another
form Of floating bridge which is largely
used Is that known as the cask bridge,
Ordinary beer or water casks are
dashed together in such a way as to
form a very good substitute for pom
toons, A third form OF bridge is the
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1904-06-11
WHAT THE KING EATS.


A. Massachusetts lady who has been
through the mill with the trials Of the
usual housekeeper and mother relates an
interesting incident that occurred moi
long ago. She says:
Il can with all t%ruthfulness say tina
Grape-Nuts is the most beneficial Of all
cereal foods in my family, young as well
as old. 1t Is food and medicine both to
us. A few mornings ago at breakfas,
my little boy said:
Mamma, does the king eat Grape
Nuts very morning.
Il smiled and told him | did not know
but that thought Grape-Nuts certainly
made a delicious dish. fit for a king
tits a fact that the king of England and
the German emperor both eat Grape.
Nuts.)
II find that by the constant use Of
Grape-Nuts not only as a morning cereal
but also In pnddings. salads, etc, made
after the delicious recipes found In the
little book In each package II Is proving
to be a great nerve food for me. besides
having completely cured a long standing
case Of indigestion" Name given by
Postum Co, Battle Creek, Mich.
There is no doubt Grape-Nuts 10 the
most scientific food In the world.
Ten days trial Of this proper food In
place Of improper food will show In
steady, strong nerves, sharper brain
and the power to go longer andfurther
and accomplish more. There's d reason.
Look In each pkg. for the famous little
BOOB, The Road to MELVILLE"
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1904-06-11

trestle bridge, but this can only be used
when the ravine or river is not wide.
Another method of crossing a river is
by ferry. Boats or RATS made of boats,
barrel pieces, etc, are often used to
ferry considerable bodies of troops
over rivers. These punts or RATS may
be either r0wed, pOle0 or hauled across
by a rope from bank to bank-this can
only be done in the case of a narrow
river Of not over SO or GO yards wide,
and then only when there is not a
strong Current-or they may be hauled
across by a hawser passing over the
raft on rollers or through hawseholes
made for the purpose in its sides or
ends. If a wire rope be stretched across
from bank to bank, so as to be at its
lowest point at least three or four feet
above the highest flood level, the ferry
boat may be fastened to 1t by a short
line secured to a large ring, working
loose on The wire rope, or to specially
constructed running gear provided
with pulleys, The boat or craft can
then be easily hauled backwards and
forwards by a line secured to each
bank of the river, no matter how swift
the current may be.
One of the most exciting methods of
crossing a river is by a flying bridge.
The principle of this bridge is the same
as that of a kite, In this case the boat
or raft is attached by hawscr to a sta
tionaTy boat in such n way as to be
kept at ar oblique angle to the stream,
and the current is made use of to drive
the flying boat across.
In making a pontoon bridge IL is i'm
portant to select a site as near as pos
sible to an existing road, as the con
neetion of the bridge with the nearest
hard road Is often as hard a piece of
work as the construction of the bridge
itself.
In the Russian army there are in the
engineers in war time eight pontoon
battalions, consisting of two companies
each. Each battalion numbers II off,
GERS three officials, and 59l nou-com-
missioned officers and men. and has 495
horses. The uniform consists of dark
green bl0uses, with dark green collars
and cuffs, the former piped with scar
let, scarlet shoulder straps and dark
green trousers. The forage cap is dark
green. with a dark green band and
scarlet piping. Fur caps are worn in
the winter, All dismounted men have
dragon rifles and bayonets and carry
20 rounds of ammunition. 30 more be-
ing carried in regimehtal transport.
1t is a pretty sight TO see a poutoon
battalion at work III a few minutes
the i1at-bottomed boats are emptied of
the bridging tackle which is slowed
away inside. Steadying ropes are adj
justed from the banks, and after a few
moments Of apparent confusion the
men get their craft dressed in line,
while the ~deckhands are making and
flashing fast to the roadway above.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1904-06-11
Free From "Heip."

Aunt Jemins," az everybody called
her, was the oldest person in the
neighborhood. She was known to be
over one hundred years old, and IN.
sisted that she was nearly one hun.
dred and twenty; but in spite of aer
advanced age she was gtill vigorous
and In the enjoyment Of perfect
health.
Moved by that feeling of curiosity
which people have about anything
that is abnormal or unusual. several
fine ladies from the city went one
day to the little village where she
lived, and called on her.
Tell US. aunty," said one Of them,
what Is the secret Of your great age
and your wonderful Vitality"
deed, honey" responded Aunt
Jemima, with a sly twinkle in her
eye, Il 'spect hits bekase | hat4't
nevah had no trouble wild hiah'd
guls,"-Youth's Companion.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1904-06-11
Had His Wish,

The districts of Clayton. of Ala,
bama, and Griggs, Of Georgia, adjoin,
says the Washington correspondent OF
the Boston Advertiser. The two rep
r~esentatives are great friends. but
there is considerable jealousy between
their constituents.
One day last fall a Georgia man
wandered over to a small village in
Alabama. He sat around in front OF
the generl store and Dragged about
Georgia. He said everything in his
State was better than anything Ala.
bama could produce.
by gravy" he finally announced,
"I'd a mighty sight ruther be the
meanest man in Georgia than the best
man in all Alabama"
Huh" said the Alabama man, Il
guess you've got your ~rutner."
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1904-06-11
Electric Arc Light Cheapest

The electric arc is by a very percep-
tible mount the cheapest a~ll-around
illuminant. While cheap gas in mau-
tie burners is superior t o the incan-
descent lamp, candle for candle, in
mere cost. 1t cannot meet the are on
even terms, and If the consumer is deaf
TO all arguments based on hygiene ami
color blind, TO boot, the central station
still holds the trump card in the arc.
Electrical World.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1904-06-11
He Deserved 10 Lose.

General reported the Tory inn
keeper, the American force Is divided
into 100 companies, each containing 60
minute men"
Good answered CORVALLIS, Il shall
send word to England that we have met
the enemy. and they are hours.n--Har.
ward Lamuonn.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1904-06-11

Chauffeur twho used to be groom)-
Sorry, sir, but we can't take out the
sorrel automobile this morning.
His Master--Can't, eh? Well, what's
the matter with it?
THE left hind tire is winded and
there's a SPAWN on the right fort
wheel."--St. Louis Star.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1904-06-11

She's a lovely girl, and so sim
pie in her tastes. | told her that l
hadn't much of an income yet, but
that | hoped | could provide for her
every want" And what did she
say" "She said that would be all she
could ask for."-Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1904-06-11

The T~eacher-Now, Johnny, can
you tell me what Joan of Arc aid?
Johnny-Which one do you mean,
the Irish Joan of Arc, the Bricklay.
ers' Joan Of Arc, the Japanese Joan
of Arc, or the Joan of Arc what led
the messenger boys to victory last
summer?-Chicago Record Herald.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1904-06-11
Death and the Ratchet.

Wills of millionaires remind us,
We ran make our deaths exciting;
And, departing, leave behind us
All our wives relation fighting.
Tifa
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1904-06-11

81 hear the Japanese soldiers were
tickled to death when war was de.
clared." yes. They went into trans
ports when the news arrived."-Cor.
nell Widow
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1904-06-11

Wayne MacVeagh, the lawyer and
diplomat, has on the outskirts of Phil.
adelphia an admirable stock farm.
One day last summer some poor chill.
dren were permitted to go over this
farm, and when this inspection was
done to each of them was given 8
glass of milk. The milk was excel
lent. 1t came, in fact, from a $4,000
COW. We'll. boys, how do you like
lt?' the farmer said, when they had
all drained their glasses. Gee!
Finel" said one little fellow. Then,
after a pause, he added: Il wisht
our milkman KEEP a cow"