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The Frankfort roundabout. [volume] (Frankfort, Ky.) 1882-1908, 1904-02-27
SMALL FARM FOR SALE
CHEAP.

Situated about two miles from
Frankfort on Bald Knob pike, con-
tanning aObut 100 acres, and known
as the "ROssell Place." For par
ticulaIs, apply 70
FRANK CHINN.
Feb. l9-tf.
The Frankfort roundabout. [volume] (Frankfort, Ky.) 1882-1908, 1904-02-27

Sold by j. w. Gayle.
HAVE YOU MADE UP YOUR
MIND WHERE YOU WANT TO
GO?
How about the West
or Southwest"
IF TO THE WEST OR SOUTH
WEST, WHY NOT HAVE YOUR
TICKETS READ OVER THE
HENDERSON ROUTE?
"You can't get better
service"
FREE RECLINING CHAIR
CARS ON ALL EVENING
TRAINS BETWEEN KENTUCKY
POINTS AND ST. LOUIS AND
THE WEST AND SOUTHWEST.
1.-The only line that
does it,
THIS LINE Is RECOGNIZED
AS THE "OFFICIAL ROUTE
FOR COMFORTABLE TRAVEL"
BETWEEN KENTUCKY POINTS
AND THE WEST AND SOUTH
WEST.
"Get the Henderson
Route habit"
ROUND-TRIP HOMES f E K
ERS' AND ONE-WAY COLONIST
RATES IN EFFECT ON FIRST
AND THIRD TUESDAYS OF
EACH MONTH.
ASK us for rates and
ask us first"
GEO. l.. GARRETT,
Trav. Pass'gr Ag't.
l.. j. IRWIN,
Gen'l Pass'gr Agt.,
Louisville, Ky.
The Frankfort roundabout. [volume] (Frankfort, Ky.) 1882-1908, 1904-02-27
VALU ABLE MAN.

John Perkins, the colOred janitor
of the Y. NJ. &. A., resigned his
position az snch and left Thursday
for Kansas City, Kansas, where he
has secured IL good and more lucra-
tive position.
We regret exceedingly 70 see him
leave this city. He is an honorable
and upright gentleman and a force
for good among the people of his
race.
The Frankfort roundabout. [volume] (Frankfort, Ky.) 1882-1908, 1904-02-27

Men or women local representa-
tives for high class magazine.
Large commissions. Cash prizes.
Write J. y. Trainer, 50 East Wash
ington Square, New York, \. y.
2i-4t.
The Frankfort roundabout. [volume] (Frankfort, Ky.) 1882-1908, 1904-02-27

Is il "a burn? Use DR.. Thomas
Eclectric Oil. A cut? Use DR..
Thomas Eclectric Oil. At your
druggists.
The Frankfort roundabout. [volume] (Frankfort, Ky.) 1882-1908, 1904-02-27
HAVE YOU INDIGESTION?

If you have Indigestion, KodOl
Dyspepsia Cure will cure you. 1t
has cured thousands. 1t is curing
people every d Iy-every hour. You
owe it to yourself to give it a trial.
You will continue to suffer until
you dc try it. There is none other
combination OF digestants that
digest and rebuild at the same
time. K0dOl does both. KOdol
cures, strengthens and rebuilds.
Sold by j. w. Gayle.
The Frankfort roundabout. [volume] (Frankfort, Ky.) 1882-1908, 1904-02-27

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Connects at Paris Union Depot with Kentucky
Central
Connects at Frankfort Union Depot with L. q
n.
The Frankfort roundabout. [volume] (Frankfort, Ky.) 1882-1908, 1904-02-27
KENTUCKY CENTRAL X. r. POINTS.

GEO. b HARPER, SAMUEL +. HUTTON.
Pres. and Genl Supt. G.P.A.
The Frankfort roundabout. [volume] (Frankfort, Ky.) 1882-1908, 1904-02-27

Feb. left.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-09-28
CURIOUS BASIS OF A FORTUNE.
How the Millions of John Lowber Welsh
Were Accumulated.

The death of Philadelphia's richest
citizen. John Lowber Welsh, brought out
the curious method by which part OF
his great fortune, estimated at S2O,OOO,-
900. was amassed He was, early in his
business life, a member of the mercantile
firm of S. & j. Welsh, who traded IN
Cuban products and exchanged them for
merchandise, which they sent back TO
the island They were also fiscal agents
for many rich Cuban planters. Ship
loads of sugar came to Philadelphia and
the Welsh firm sent back shiploads OF
merchandise.
Often the ship would carry a cargo of
money. An American 1O-cent piece
passed for an English siXpence IN Cuba,
and two American dimes made shilling.
fore. on dimes sent south. He employed
large firm of Philadelphia brokers to
procure dimes and Spanish doubloons.
Thousands of these coins would be
bought every week. 1t was a profitable
trade for the house. and John Lowber
Welsh soon amassed big fortune.
The following picturesque description
of Mr.. Welsh in his office has been
given:
although bankers say Mr.. Welsh was
worth $20,000,00O, he worked and acted
in his own office like any of his clerks
A row Of old-fashioned office stools are
in front of a long, slanting desk placed
against the wall. Mr.. Welsh occupied
sat beside him. If customer walked in
to ask a question, Mr.. Welsh was as like
ly as anyone to leave his stool and walk
to the counter. He always wore a tan
colored pOngee office cOat.'-NeW York
Mail and Express.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-09-28
"RUST."
A Brief Description Of the Blight on the
Northwestern Wheat Fields.

Largely because the recent sensational
advance in wheat has been chiefly
ascrlbed to damage to spring wheat by
rust, many people not generally interested
IN the wheat market have been anxious
to know what rust actually it. There
are, IN fact, many traders of long eX-
perlence in wheat who freely confess
that they do not know. They know, gen
orally, that 1t is a diseased condition Of
the plant, and that the growth is of 4
fungus nature, but that Is about as far
as the majority attempt to go.
Rust is blight that develops and be-
comes serious IN seasons when the wealth
er is hot and wet. The disease rarely
spreads when the weather is reasonably
cool and dry. But it often makes its
appearance suddenly and Unexpectedly,
overnight. after day or two of alter
nate rain and intense heat. At one stage
it is called red rust" partly, if not Who'll
", because it can be rubbed off ON the
hands or clothing, leaving Il rudy stain
like iron rust.
In the spring, rust begins its growth on
plants other than wheat, preferably bar
berry leaves. The spores from this
spread to the wheat fields, where they
quickly develop and enter the wheat
leaves tissues About harvest time the
second crop Of spores IS produced. These
are the red sports, and from this the
name of red rust comes. Afterward an
other set of spores develops, usually in
the stubble and sometimes along the
leaves, and these are seen in long black
rows, giving the name of black rust.
This latter is the worst and most dan
gerous form of the disease, as it is likely
to spread rapidly and sap the vitality
from the plant.
Thus far little has been accomplished
to successfully combat the disease. AS a
rue, hard winter wheat, which ripens
early in the season, seems most able to
withstand the blight. There are many
wheat dealers whose experience has led
them to believe that important damage
by rust is frequently brought about by
the use of poor seed. In other words, if
the seedw was not strictly choice, the
plant would be weak and susceptible to
attack.-New York Evening Post.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-09-28
IN GREAT DISTRESS
VOMITING SPELLS LONG RESISTED
EVERY EFFORT TO CHECK.
Mrs. Brooks Became So Weak She Thinks
She Would Have Died But For
DIR. Williams Pink Pills.

Mrs. Brooks Became So Weak She Thinks
She Would Have Died But For
DR.. Williams Pink Pills.
Mrs Sarah L. Brooks, of No. % Lin
coin Park, Chicago, Illinois, gives the
following account of ner cure from dis
tressing spells of vomiting:
''For five years off and on I was
treated III vain by different doctors for
relief from stomach trouble which
showed itself III frequent and trying
spells OF vomiting. Part of the time
was able to work and again would be
confined to bed for three or four days in
succession.
MY stomach was at times so delicate
that it would not retain even plain water.
The spells would sometimes occur at in
tervals of half an hour, and would leave
1ne SO weak that [ would be compelled
to lie down between them. I would
have several Of them during the night
following day of such attacks Finally
I became SO weakened that I had to give
up working altogether. I weighed only
ninety-four pounds.
"Last January I read about DR.. Will
L Ii1h L LIS IOI l16 6O PIE LII OilS
of the Chicago daily papers and bought
box and began to use them. After [
had used half box I found that could
keep on my stomach the food l a,c. l
was encouraged by this and kept on
using the pills for four months. At the
end of that time the vomiting spells had
ceased altogether and my weight went
up to 142 pounds and is still growing.
g think [ surely would have died if
it had not been for Dr. Williams Pink
Pills for I sometimes vomited clear
blood, and for three or four days at a
time could rot eat q bite of anything.
One doctor said | had chronic inf1amma-
fion of the stomach, and another said
my difficulty was cancer, but none of
their medicines did me any good at all.
Finally [ concluded that did not have
blood enough to digest my food and l
began the treatment that has cured me.
I can eat anything now, and have
strength for all kinds of work. I always
keep DR.. Williams Pink Pills Oh hand,
and I recommend them to my friends
because know they cured me.
DR.. Williams Pink Pills agree with the
most delicate stomachs and strengthen
the digestive organs until they do their
work perfectly. They are sold by all
druggists,
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-09-28
$4,000 in Gold Coin

Will be paid in prizes to those COM
ing nearest at estimating the paid at
tendance at the st. Louis Worlds
Fair.
The above amount is deposited with
the Missouri Trust Company, as per
the official receipt Of the treasurer Of
that financial institution and publish
ed in the schedule of prizes announced
elsewhere in this paper. The World
Fair Contest Company, Delmar and
Adelaide avenues, st. Louis, Mo-, are
Offering these prizes and there is no
doubt of the cash being in bank to pay
the lucky winners. The contest closes
October 18th.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-09-28
Would Stop Runaway Horses.

Once, when Daniel Webster was riding
along New England road in stage
coach, so the story runs, he was annoyed
by the jolting, and poked his head out of
the window to yell at the driver.
Hey. can't you drive little slower -
NO responded the coachman the
horses are running away, sor."
Run 'em into a fence corner" advised
Daniel
Cant, SIR said the driver reluctantly
and despairingly. They've got the bits
between their teeth. SIR
well. run them into debt, then" thun-
dered Daniel. ''Thatll stop anythingr'-
Dertoit News
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-09-28
The Farmer.

There was a little man,
And he had little farm,
And he raised his own potatoes just for fun
fun, fun,
And his cabbage and his heets,
And the other things he eats,
And YOU ought to hear him telling how 1t S
done, done, done.
He's sure he knows it ALL
And he's deaf any wall,
To what other people tell him for his good,
good, gOod
He's Il scientific way,
Of raising corn and hay.
And he simply wouldn't change it it he
could, could, could.
He tells the biggest lies
About the taste and size
OF the fruits and garden sass which nc
has SOWn, SOWn, SoWn.
But we know it's all bluff,
And that he could buy the stuff
For a tenth of what 1t costs him ere 1t 5
grown, grown, grown.
Brooklyn Eagle.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-09-28
A Mutual Mistake.

Little Willie told his mother that g
lion was ON the front porch, but when
an investigation was made it was found
to be the Newfoundland dog, which had
been newly sheared.
Now. Willie said his mother, ''you
have told a very naughty story, and you
must go up to your room and pray fol-
forgiveness and remain there until the
Lord does forgive you
Willie promptly obeyed, and he was
gone only few minutes before he came
tripping back.
Did the Lord forgive you?" asked his
mother.
Yes" was the reply, land He said
He didn't blame me much either cause
when He first saw it He sorter thought
it was a lion himself. Collier
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-09-28
Worlds Cheapest PostofGce.

The Straits Settlements has the cheap
est postoffice in the world. Postcards
ayaila Bile in the coloney and to the Fed
erated Malay states are sold at one-fifth
of penny each; the letter rate of post
age throughout the same area is slightly
over halfpenny. The postage on letters
to any place with very few EXCEPTIONS
in the British empire is four-ffths of a
penny.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-09-28

Japan's National Remedy, "Uncturae,"
cures Disease, like water cures thirst
Nerves! Blood! Kidneys! Skin! Piles!
Catarrh! Urinary! Nervous Debility!
Cheap, simple, certain cure. Book free.
japanese Chem. Co., Milwaukee, Wis.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-09-28

ney Pills I have lifted six hundred
pounds and felt no bad effects, [ have
not felt the trouble come back since,
although l had suffered for five or six
years, and other remedies had not help
ed me at all"
For sale by all dealers. Price so
cents. -Milburn Company, Buff
falO, n. Y.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-09-28

Kidney PllIS Qlu
me a great lot Of
good, and if it
were not true |
would not rec
Ommend t b e ~.
| t w a S t b e
strain Of lifting
that brought on
k i d ne Y trouble
and weakened my
back, but since
using DOan'S Kid
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-09-28

Eyes, sir, Charley says Miss Dewitt
made a perfect monkey out of him."
Has he thanked her yet for the i'm
proveme1t she brought about Y'-New
Orleans Times d Democrat
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-09-28

Do you want to earn a little extra
money? Five to fifteen dollars per week.
Every household needs my prepare tons.
Good profits, easy sellers. Write S. H.
MEADOWS, Milwaukee, Wis.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-09-28

Great Britain's 22,3SO miles Of rail-
way carried last year twice as many pas
sengers as were transported by the 2O3,-
1872 miles of the United States.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-09-28

The amount of beer consumed in 1900
per inhabitant was $40 liters in Munich,
232 at Lille, 16O in Berlin, 145 in Wen
ma, 48 in Budapest, % in Moscow and
II in Paris
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-09-28

II thought you said he was a good
doctorY'
$50 be is
''But | hear he loses almost all his
cases.
"Well, I didn't mean he was a success
full practitioner. but | know he's good.
He's a deacon in our church. "-Cincinnati
Commercial-Tribune.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-09-28

Another difference between a man and
a woman is that the man doesn't see the
back of his head in a mirror more than
twice a year.-Somerville Journal
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-09-28

Mr. P.-The doctor told Jack that he
had been studying too hard lately.
Mrs. P.-And what did he recommend
Mr. P.-Oh, he advised him to go into
society q little more and give his brain
rest.-London Tit-Bits.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-09-28

a black pony skin with caracul effect is
put forward as Il novelty and should sell
as 1t wears much better than the cheap
real lambskins and is an excellent imita-
tion
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-09-28

MRS. WINSLOW'S SOOTHING SYRUP fo
Children teething; softens the gums reduces in
fammation. allays pain, cures wind collie. 2t
cents bottle.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-09-28

Two bottles of Piso's Cure for Con-
sumption cured me of a terrible cough
Fred Hermann, 200 Box avenue, Buffalo,
y. Y, Sept. "a, 1901.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-09-28
HUMOROUS ITEMS.

DO you know, Grumpey, that half of
the world never knows what the other
half is doing?'
Women do"-Detroit Free Press.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-09-28

Fancy chiffon veIours with fur trim
mings are making several smart coats
and taffetas, too, in the soft makes vii
have Il large following.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-09-28

In Albany, n Y. about 1914, the
first American carnage was made, all
previously used having been imported
from England.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-09-28

Binks-Old Skinnem, the trust promo
ter, is dead.
Winks-That so? He's got now what
he always wanted.
Binks-What's that?
Winks-The earth.-Town Topics.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-09-28

For trimming purposes on expensive
coats sable paws are being used, while
sable-dyed squirrel is a fur that has been
made up into pretty coats and muffs.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-09-28

The perishable qualities of moleskin
and chinchilla put these pelts in the back
ground they are, however, to be much in
evidence III millinery.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-09-28
The BLACK Hand.

Charley had dreadful time last
night said young Mrs. Torkins. He
says he was a victim of the Black
Hand"
You don't say sor' exclaimed the
caller.
Eyes. He came home without a cent.
l don't quite understand the particulars
as he explained them. But they pulled
a deadly weapon on him that is known
as a club Washington Star.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-09-28

''He is an optimist, is hep
"Optimist! Why, man, he carries his
optimism to extremes. They say that he
has been known to seem pleasant at
breakfast '-Cleveland Leader.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-09-28

Mink and sable coats-those, too, OF
broadtail, caracul, and moleskin-will be-
Worn.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-09-28
How Jonah Got Out,

The whale. it had little man,
In days of long ago.
And everywhere his whaleship went
Was Jonah sure to go.
He followed it to school one day,
And made the childen shout,
And since that was against the rule,
The whale put Jonah out.
Brooklyn Life.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-09-28

Something of a novelty in calfskin in its
natural colorng, known as "yetta" The
skins with fawn and white markings are
chosen, and on blue, brown and mauye
broadcloths are remarkably effective.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-09-28

"What is that quotation about beg
CARS? Something about wishes and
horses don't you know"
ooh, yes. If wishes were horses beg
CARS would want automobiles "-Catho-
lie Standard and Times.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-09-28

Short-haired furs are to reign supreme
and long coats of the finest as well as Of
Indifferent broadtail are shown.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-09-28

Paris is far enough north for mid
night twilight to be discernible.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-09-28

Baggs-And so poor Daggs is dead! I
never got a chance to bid him goodbye.
The first thing l do when I get to heaven
will be to say how sorry 1 was.
Faggs-But suppose lie didn't go to
heaven?
Baggs-Then you tell him for me-
Town Topics.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-09-28
Facts About Furs.

Fur is being used in narrow band form
on the bodices and sleeves Of wraps.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-09-28

-Germany's public debt amounts to
500, 100000; the interest on this is over
$50, 100000 a year.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-09-28

Blanks is going to buy a talking ma
chine for his wife,
L don't see that she needs one; she
talks all the time now.''
That's just it. He thinks maybe it'll
shut her off; they can't both talk at
once, you w."-Detroit Free Press.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-09-28

The short basque coats which were in
great favor last season are certain TO be
popular again, but undoubtedly the long
skirted coats which for several years past
have been III favor will be largely patron
lied
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-09-28

Burns Smith-What kind of poetry does
McRymer write?
Byron Jones-Why, he writes the kind
under which you instinctively look for
the bracketed insertion. by little Willie
Gogglebat, 9 years old Houston Chron-
icle
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-09-28

Aunt janet wonder why it is that
your father always insists upon a front
seat at the musical comedy shows at
the theater. He tells me his hearing is
as good as it ever was.
Nelie-I know, but his bald head
would look out of place anywhere else
ia the house.-BOston Transcript
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-09-28
THE STRAIN OF WORK.
Best of Backs Give Out Under the Bur-
den of Daily Toll

Lieutenant George G. Warren, OF
No. 3 Chemical Washington, D. g.,
says: Its an honest fact that Doan's
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-09-28

''See here" began the irate renter,
you told me that this fiat building has
every convenience, and there are none at
all"
''Oh, yes, there are,'' said the janitor
'only most of them are so Indispensable
TO my wife and me that we can't spare
them. Leader.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-09-28
there's no PLEASURE at all, thin, in break
in thot kind. ''-Philadelpha Press.

Fergus-I suppose the happiest day IF
your life was the day on which you were
married?
Wixon-Can't say that. [ did fa:i
pretty happy on that day, and no ms
take; but it was not to be compared tc
the happiness | experienced the first
day | paraded as drum major.-Boston
Transcript.
Il hear you We're out fishing yesterday.
III bet you didn't get anything
May be not, but ! saved the lives of
two other fishermen"
''Really?'
''Well, that's what they told me- 1t
seems they had forgotten their TASKS,
and [ shared mine with them. '-Phila-
delphia Ledger.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-09-28

There is an effort being made 10 rein
troduce bear this season, but only fo
stoles, muffs, and neckwear generally
Brooklyn Eagle
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-09-28

Mrs. Wise-This new girl Mrs. Hous-
keeps got must be a jewel.
Mrs. Newcomb-Why. she complains
about this one more than any of the
others.
Mrs. Wise-Of course, she wants the
rest of US to think the girl isn't worth
stealing.-P Philadelphia Press.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-09-28

t'Hup! there she goesr' exclaimed the
new cook, as the dish fell and broke.
ooh WE'LL said the nurse girl con-
solingly, . It's only cheap chinyware they
use here
is it so?' replied the cook. "Shure,
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-09-28

i don't want to speak to you again
about your reckless expenditure of
money said the stern parent
All right, dad replied the incor-
rigible youth. Hereafter it will be up
to you to hand out the coin and say
nothing. ''-Kennebec Me) Journal.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-09-28

L wouldn't let you chuckled the tall
youth The last man on earth will have
something more serious to think about
than getting married" -Baltimore Her
aid.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-09-28

1T seems he met her at hop, prompt
~ proposed and now they're to be mar
RED
strange that he should take that step
at Il hop
She took it at a jump. -Philadelphia
Press.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-09-28

Il wouldn't marry you if you were TIL
last man on earthv' Missed the beautiful
GIRL
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-09-28

Opportunity was observed ringing
doorbells
Don't you knock any more?' asked
the friend.
Mo- responded Opportunity, sadly
there are too many knockers in the
world already Baltimore Herald.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-09-28

sob, that my son should wish to mar
ry an actress shrieked the proud patri-
clan mother
Now, ma, don't take on So beseeched
the undutiful heir. ''she amt really an
actress-she only thinks she is.''-Pitts-
burg Post.