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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-01-14
The ONTE0aA LAND COMPANY

The annual nesting Of The stockhoders Ths
Company will be held at the studio J. Car
ron Bechwith No os Yves. o7th Street Ia the City Of
o'clock afternoon for the adoption OF bylaws the
election OF directors inspectors OF election an
auditing committee and for such ohE business az prop
sriy may before the meeting.
New York January . 1904.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-01-14
Van NOrden Trust Company.

Notice is hereby given tho ANNUAL MEETING
OF STOCKHOLDERS OF the Van Norden Trust Company
win be held the Company's Main Once. 7ci Fifth
New January 10th, 1904. at u o'clock
noon for Directors and for the
~ such other business properly before the
meeting Polls VIII remain open from Y ". TO +. NJ
The Transfer Books. which were closed on December
18th 1903 noon, will Be opened January
2lst 1904 10 o'clock A NJ.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-01-14
American Telephone and Telegraph Company.
DIVIDEND OF ONE AND A Halo Doll
Savings Banks.
CRFFNWiCH SAVINGS BANK.

8. Il. Cor 9Th ave. and 10th st.
INTEREST AT THE RATE OF THREE AND ONE
EII,F PER CENT. PER ANNUM will be credited de-
postors Tor the SIX MONTHS and THREE MONTHS
81, 1903. all from I'VE dollars TO
thea thousand dollars entitled thereto under the by
laws payable JANUARY IS. 1904
~ JOHN HARSEN RHOADEs. President
JAMES QUINLAN, Treasurer.
Deposits made before JAN To- 1904 VIII draw interest,"
from JAN. l. 1904
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-01-14
THE BRONX BUILDING PLANS.

crotonA Parkway south side. 80 OF Clinton
twostary brick dwelling house. "a sxG; John ORAL
sand. owner; W. c Dickerson. architect; $500
Ogden-Rve.. side IS feet south OF hundred
hnd-stx yfourt-st- three-story frame dwelling house
eixtTS: J. Harris Jones and architect: 5000
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-01-14
sEvENTH-AvE. BLOCK FRONT SOLD.

Walter j. Cohn has bought the block front the
side seventh-ave between One hundred and-fory-
seventh and One-hundred- -forty-eghth sta
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-01-14
OLD GUARD ARMoRY RuMoR DENIED.

Albert Flake yesterday reported eoush
thu part tho Old Guard Arrnory property
corner OF Fory-ninth-st and Broadway. Mr.
Flake said the report
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-01-14

OFFICE OF
BEooK1yN RAPID TRANSIT COMPANY.
City Of New Yos1
Borough OF Br,>kiyn
JanuG-y 10, 1904
fTlHE ANNUAL MEETING OF THE STOCK.
holders OF Brooklyn Rapid Trsns,s Company TIE
section Of four 43 directors for three years.
and Of three 90 inspectors OF election the
neIt succeeding annual meeting the purposs
tsnssetins such other business may duly brought
before the meeting, will be held at - o'clock
Friday January 20 1905. al the once OF the Company
,es Montague Street, Borough Of Brooklyn, New
City. The polls win remain open for hour.
The transfer books viii be closed g p. h Mon
January s, 1904, and VIII
20 A TIE DAY Immediately succeeding the final
Adjournment o1 sa1c Stockholders meering.
c. D. MENEELY. senrseary.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-01-14

. pvre-IsrnENrs ana subscriptions Trfbuns
"A received II thsir Uotown oraoA
no. 1894 BROADWAY
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-01-14

Financial Elections.
ESTABLISHED 1884
The BANK OF new YORK,
National Banking Association
New York. January 18th, 1904
Annual Meeting Of Stockholders. held on The
9Th inst, the following named gentlemen duly
GUSTAV AMSINCK
JOHN CROSBY BROWN.
DANIEL. a DAVIS
HERBERT I. GRIGGS,
ANSON w. HARD,
CHARLES L. LEVFRlCH
GORDON MACDONALD,
WILLIAM !. MATHESON
DARIUS Q. MILLS.
JOHN @. MCCULLOUGH.
WILLIAM A. READ.
JOHN L. RIKER.
GEORGE 7. RIyES
HENRY c. swORDA
J. KENNEDY TOD
AID ~ inspectors Of Election for tho ensuing year,
GEORGE n. MILLER
II. Il. CAhMANN
SAMUEL RIKER.
AZ meeting OF the Board OF Directors held this day,
III. Herbert l. Griggs and Mr. John L. Blker
unanimously reslscted President VIcePresl6ent
epactively
CHARLES oI1NEJY. Cashier.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-01-14
The National Park Bank Of New York.

The National Park Bank Of New York.
January 18th. 1904.
"a THE ANNUAL MEETING OF THE
Stockholders OF National Park Bank of New York.
helc this banking house pa Broadway, the fol-
lowing unanimously elected Directors for the ensuing
year:
joseph 7. kocrs, Francis R. Applstoc.
kiuypessnt Jacob Aston,
George S. Fart. Hickok,
Charles Scriiner. George Freo'k yieeaR,
Eewsrd C. Ecyf, Albert r. Wiggin
". hockhin Fottx CoTnelius YsndeTS1
August Belmont lEasc Guggerh ~
Richard Delaaec, yohn Z. Borne
Lewis Le5yarG.
Wrn d. Baldwin. Il
Esdley, and Frederic p. Moore
~ ne first meeting Of the Board Mr.. Richard Della
lad President and Messrs 6tuyyesant Fish
tlee-t a Hisgtn and Gilbert G. Ihorne were elected
NceFresicenfs all unanimously. Edward J. Baldwin
s7polnied Cashier W. o Jones' ]. c. Van Clsaf. 3.
O Foxe-oft. wr- a Main and Maurice u Ever were
appointed Assistant Cashlers
EDWARD T. BALDWIN. casns1.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-01-14

COLUMBIA BANK,
T1fth Avenue and Forty-second Street
- NEW YORK, January i2rh. 1904
AT THE ANNUAL MEETING OF THE
. stockholders Bank. held this day. the follow
N named Fentlonen slscted Directors Tor the en-
sung year:
.snes 6tiiirrsn, Ayer s. IsaAca
William Rocketsi,sn Charles Reed
jacob H D. Il
Cleveland H nodxs simeon Ford,
soseph Fox. Max J. Lssanss,
Lewis seasongoot
"A insyeoto1 Of Elections
Herman
~. Shivei.ck-
Henry A
M q Subsequent meeting Board Of Directors,
a. ,soseph Fox unanimously reelected President
Ar D. e Rowland unanimously re-eieotsd Fice-
w s GRIFFITH. c.sh.sr
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-01-14
CONTINENTAL TRUST COMPANY

OF the City OF New York.
Ma % Broad Street New York. January 10, 1904
THE ANNUAL MEETING FOR THE ELEo-
- TON Of Trustees Of this Company and inspectors
the nex election the transaction OF other
Business which may properly be brought before the meet
ing DO held at this once on wednesday, IAhuAEy ~
polls open from A NJ 10 II II
80 HENRY e. AHERN, Secretary.
Office of tho Maryland Coal COMPANY
No broadway. New York. January ltth, 1904
TIME ANNUAL MEETING OF THE MARY
Il land Coal Company tho election OF President
and and for such other business as may
come before the meeting will be held at the ONCE OF the
S.osnpany No i Broadway Now York on February 2nd.
1904 eleven A. NJ. oo., :. NJ
and reopen on the morning Of February 5ro; 1904
s~~ 'S - NEsDHAM. Secretary
THE PEOPLES GAS LIGHT AND COKE COMPANY
kof ChcaEoD-
THE ANNUAL MEETING OF THE SIOUX
holders Of The Peoples Gas Light Z Coke Company
xu be held at Office Of the Company: IN chicago
Michigan and Adams Street on wednesday. Fto-
q o'clock A NJ The transfer books
viii De closed accordance with the bylaws. at the
soss Of business Wednesday January 10Th 1904 and
"iii 'S'f - GEORGE o. KNAPP. President
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-01-14
Dividend Notices.

THE ROCK ISLAND co.
once OF the Assistant Treasurer.
New York, Jan. Z, 1904.
THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS OF THE
Rock Island Company tot New jersey havs this day
declared quarterly dividend the preferred
s1oo share payable February l. 1904 stockholders
the transfer books January 49, 1904.
transfer books for rhe preferred stock win close
at O'Clock p. NJ January IS, 1904 open again
10 o'clock A II. January IS, 1904
GEO. T. BoGGs. Assistan. Treasurer
New York January T. 1904
Texas Central Railroad Company.
A SEMI-ANNUAL DIVIDEND OF TWO
AND oNB-HALF PER CENT. on the Preferred
Stock Of this Company has been declared
nss Of ths Company payable a, the Farmers Loan and
Trust Company 18th January. 1904.
D. CoMYN MORAN. Assistant Secretary.
New York. 2stb December. 1903.
American Telephone and Telegraph Company.
A DIVIDEND OF ONE AND A HALF DOL
- lars Der share and Dividend OF Three
fourths OF a Dollar per share will be paid Friday,
january 1904 stakeholder. record
OF business Thursday, December 81, 1908.
The books will be closed from January to
January Is, 1904 both days included
WILLIAM p DRIVER. Treasurer.
New York. December 16. 1908.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-01-14
Our Delightful
Winter Cruises

Offer uneQuaIled opportunity for thu tourist ard
pleasure-seeker; they In cost and Duration -
suit the plans and Of all who arrange to
escape tho risors Of OUT saverest Winter months.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-01-14
To the Orient

By the popular s. 8 AUGUSTA VICTORIA.
pAlatial floating hotel Leaves
NEW YORK. FEB. 2 l9oSa
number limited to SIS persons.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-12-10
Tenaaa Paints che FYouas,

A man recently took house upon q
lease in certain crescent In London
without examining the terms Of his
agreement AZ closely as he should. Az
ter q time the landlord called upon
him and pointed out that he was
bound to do all the outside painting at
certain intervals. He protested, but it
was so nominated In the bond" and
there was no help for him. After
good deal Of thought he hired the
painters and directed them to paint
the whole of the front Of the house
red, white and blue-in stripes.
When it was finished the neighbor.
hood-it was rather q fashionable part
was up in arms and the landlord
was frantic. The tenant politely ex-
planned to him that there was nothing
in the agreement about the color and
that red, white and blue, In stripes,
was his favorite combination, but he
thought he might, perhaps, be better
pleased with the painting Of the back,
which he proposed to color green, with
yellow spots.
The landlord, who we'll knew that
not another house could be let in the
crescent If he carried out his threat,
nearly had fit at the idea, and with.
in week the tenant had new lease,
in which the landlord undertook to dc
all the outside painting himself.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-12-10
Son Of q Samurat.

Admiral Togo was third son Of Togo
Kichizaemon, an admiral OF. the clan Of
Satsuma, and the father gave him the
name of Heihachiro. He was born at
Kogoshima on the 18th day Of the
10th moon of the year Of grace 1857.
The gracious period Of Meiji (Which by
Interpretation means the era of en-
lightened reign began in 1868 A. D.
That was also the birth date of the
new Nippon. After the sacred tradi-
ton Of a samurai family, his mother
took him to the shrine of a guardian
deity and placed him upon the altar
as the offering to his country and to
the sword, that he might defend the
land Of the gods. Like many another
boy of samurai family, his military
training dates back far beyond his
memory.-Century.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-12-10
catarrh Cannot be Cured

with LOCAL APPLICATIONS, as they cannot
reach the seat of the disease. Catarrh is q
blood or constitutional disease, and in order to
cure 1T you must take internal remedies.
Halls Catarrh Cure 10 taken internally, and
acts directly on the blood ndmucous surfaces.
Halls Catarrh Cure is mot quack medicine.
II was prescribed by one of the best physicians
in this country for years, and is a regular pre-
scriptt0T. 1t ts composed of the best TONES
known, combined with the best blood puri-
tiers, acting directly on the mucous surfaces,
The perfect combination of the twoingredients
Is what produces such wonderful results In
curing Catarrh. Send for testimonials free.
+: J, CHENEY d. CO, Preps., Toledo, o.
Sold by druggists, price 76c. '
Halls Family Pills are the best.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-12-10
A Neat Housekeebes.

Peddler-I'm selling the nAw, patent,
bedroom fire escapes, light, porta BILE,
quickly adjusted
of any use
'But, sir, you may have fire at any
time, and"
Suppose we should? Suppose should
buy that thing and take it home. The
first time my wife went to setting things
to rights, she'd put that contrivance into
some queer corner where it couldn't he
found in seventeen hours"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-12-10
Best I'm the World,

Cream, Ark, Nov. 7 (special)-After
eighteen months suffering from Epilep-
sy, Backache and Kidney Complaint,
Mr.. W. H. Smith of this place il a
we'll man again and those who have
watched his return to. health unhesi.
tatingly give all the credit to Dodd's
Kidney Pills. In an interview regard.
ing his cure, Mr.. Smith says:
81 had been low Tor eighteen months
with my back and kidneys and also
Epilepsy. I had taken everything ]
knew of and nothing seemed to do me
any good till friend of mine got me
to send for Dodd's Kidney Pills.
find that they are the greatest medi
cine in the world, for now am able tc
work and am in fact as stout and
strong as before took sick"
Dodd's Kidney Pills cure the Kid
neys. Cured Kidneys cleanse the
blood of all impurities. Pure blood
means good health.
Bad men excuse their faults, good naeE
will leave them,-JOhnson.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-12-10
WORTHY of Emulation,

"What," asked the youth, lis the Sc.
cret Of your happiness and content,
mentT'
II manage to be just deaf enough not
to hear some things and blind enough
not to see some Others" answered the
sage.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-12-10
Condition VS.. Theorv.

SHAY" began the loQuacious party
who had been trying to assume more
than his share Of liquid trouble, "I've
(hic) got a the'ry bout (hic) whazzer
ITO the station house with your the
ory," interrupted the policeman, as he
gathered him in, Its your conduct that
confronts me-"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-12-10

In China, when an inferior person on
horseback meets a superior, he dismounts
and waits until the latter has passed.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-12-10

lilo after first day use of DR. Kline Great Nerve
R0stOrer Send for Free 52 trial and treatise
Dr. 4. Il. Kline. Ltd. 93f Arch Sta Philadelphia, Pa
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-12-10
Somewhas Different.

Tom-Did you ever notice with what
style and grandeur Miss Flatleigh sweeps
into room?
Jack-Yes; but when It comes to
sweeping out room she isn't In 1t with
her poor old mother.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-12-10

The best NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. clear OF
the decorating rocks Of personal conten-
ton.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-12-10

Mothers will find MES. windows Soothing
Syrup the best remedy to use for their children
during the teething period.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-12-10

One-third Of the land surface Of the
globe is covered with trees.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-12-10

For forty years Plso's Cure for Con.
sumption has cured coughs and colds. AT
druggists. Price % cents.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-12-10

The bonds Of the Philippine Islands
are quoted higher than British consola.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-12-10
SORES


Wheeling, w. Va, May 28, 1903.
Some years ago while at work, I fell
over a truck and severely injured both
of my shins. My blood became poisoned
as a result, and the doctor told me
would have running sores for life, and
that II they were healed up the result
would be fatal. Under this discouraging
report left off their treatment and re-
were prompt and gratifying. It took
only a short while for the medicine to en-
tirely cure up the sores, and am not
dead as the doctors iutimated, nor have
the sores ever broke out again. Some IL
Years have elapsed since What have de-
scribed occurred. Having been SO signa1ly
benefited by its use can heartily recon-
mend it as the one great blood purifier.
john w. FUNDS.
Care Schmulback Brewing Co.
Chronic sores start often from O PIN.
pie, scratch, bruise or boil, and while
calves, washes and powders are beneficial,
the unhealthy matter in the blood must
be driven out or the sore will continue
to eat and spread. S. S. S. reaches
these old sores through the blood, re-
moves all impurities and poisons, builds
up the entire system and strengthens
the circulation. S. S. S. Is a blood
purifier and tonic combined. Contains
no mineral what
! ] |. |. I !: !
80 - ever but is guaran-
Y teed purely veget-
able If you have
~ " " an old sore write
- - N us and our phvsi-
Va VA cians will advise
~ w. without charge.
AAA1A@ Book on diseases
of the Blood free.
The Swift Specific Company, Atlanta ia.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-12-10
Cdtarrh
CONSTITUTION

SSdaSF0
It weakens the delicate lung tisspea,
deranges the digestive organs. and
breaks down the general health.
It often causes headache and did.
ness, impairs the taste, smell and
hearing, and affects the voice.
Being constitutional disease IL r..
Quires constitutional remedy.
Hoods JarSapdgilLa
Radically and permanently cures ca
tarrh of the nose, throat, stomach.
bowels, and more delicate organs.
Read the testimonials.
No substitute for Hoods acts like
Hoods. Be sure to get Hoods.
IT was troubled with catarrh 20 years.
Seeing statements of cures by HOODS sar-
paparilla resolved to try It. Four bottles
entirely cured me-" wIILlAw sRrRMAN.
1880 9Th St.. Milwaukee. Wis.
Hoods SarsaParIIIa promises 60
cure and keeps the promise.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-12-10

Bad men excuse their faults, good men
will leave them.-Johnson.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-10-09
With the Great Preacher
By MARSHALL p. WILDER

Mat GOODWIN once nicknamed me The Thco-
NJ logical Comedian" because many of my enter
tainments were given IN churches. On such
occasions a minister would generally preface the pro
Ceedngs with praycr-whcther that |, the people,
might be strengthened for the ordeal | never was
able to discover; but the ministers always laughed
at every Joke cracked there IS a warm spot in my
heart for them.
One of thu FIRST of the profession | met WAS Henry
Ward Beecher | became wen quaintcd with him
and of far consequence, he was always friendly,
fathcrly and merry when | met him. | had the
pleasure of travelling through Scotland and Ireland
with him. and could have been better com
panv Yet he not travelling merely for pleasure.
Wherever he and known the people wei
concd him efF,sivcly insisted hearing from him
whenever he spoke in a church Sunday school he
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-10-09

for many years. the place has greatly improved.
You ought TO have seen il when / came here"
Indeed? And who your"
81 am VOltaire."
II am very glad to meet you, Voltaire. and I wish
you would do favor
With pleasure What IS it %
Get some one to buy my return ticket, please.
Colonel IngersOn arrived late evening at a
Clover Club dinner in Philadelphia which he had
been invited and while looking for his seat he re-
garded the decorations so admirngly that Governor
Bum exclaimed
You've found Heaven at last, Colonel and place
waiting for you"
At a Lambs Club dinner IN New York OF which
the late Steele Mackaye chairman Ingersou was
formally introduced and made speech in the course
of which he made unfortunate a remark about the
Deity that he sat down amid silence profound
be painful
MaCkaye arose, and with admirable tact brought
the club and the speaker rapport by saying. Cen
temen, all know that Colonel IngersoH does not
believe in God but those of who know Colonel
Ingersol and do believe IN God know that God be-
Leves IN him
The late T. Dewitt Talmage never lost chance
10 emphasize point with good story As I knew
him to be good man and frst-rate fellow, I used
20 be indignant at newspaper abuse of him, and
particularly with some cariCatures that made Of
his expressive features.
took occasion TO tell him OF this, and he replied
Marshall, I'm thics-sknned as a rhinoceros.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-10-09

there is no sign OF animaton-the very houses
seem dull if they mtenantcd So. to a
person accustomed t. the cheer and bright faces Of
Americans Sunday, the town seemed cnveoped
In the gloom of death
In the morning awoke early; l really believe
that the appalling silence disturbed my sumbers
felt so lonely and dismal that nsnctivelv went over
to Mr.. Beechcr's room-bctter a drowsv American
than whole city full of wde-awake Seotc hmcn. on
Scotch Sunday. Mr. Beecher was also awake
though in bed, and in spite of the morning being
chilly he lay with toe uncovered | SAID Mr.
Beecher aren't You afraid of catching cold
"oh, no he replied Il always sleep that way -
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-10-09

enter the car | was in
l said friends That rs D. tiI>-...-
Now. watch me. I'm going =, havs some ..a V-.a
him
His chair was at the other end ut the ear -'i "'
having good time with newspapers anu H.'--
zines, and far away, he supposed from Reporters
assuming Us we'll as could the manner oi % news
paper man, stopped and sand
DIR ParkhuTSt, believe
He looked up with a savage troWn and 1 saw l'''
he took me for one of the tormcntlng fraternity 4
continued In an insinuatIng tooth drawlng manner
until he became SO chilling that l could hear the ,'
curry falling with heavy thuds. When / iej '',
had made him as comfortable as l could S''i1
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-10-09

| was CN-
cccdinglv
IN yStihcd
at this and
asked him
thcTeason.
He laugh
ed an Il
W h a a
laugh he
h ad 1t
was as big
and solid
andcndllr-
ing as the
BerkSh hire
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-10-09

had a crowded house
We spent one Sun
day together in Glas-
gov, and the dcpres-
sion of that city on
the holy day cannot
be imagined | have
heard that some
Scotchmcn get fun
OF bad whisky on
Saturday Night for
the sole purpose of
being properly dis
mai on Sunday but
perhaps that is not
true. But the street
cars do not run ;
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-10-09

was greeted with How your wife, MIR thompson
She's dead ne replied sadly
What Dead AGAIN." the woman cried
Ingcrsoll full of stories Ringing on the place
that he believed did not exist Here is of them.
\ who wanted to visit SheOl was advised to
buy excursion ticket. He did so, and when the
tram stopped at place full of beautiful trees warb-
ling birds and bright sunshine he did get Oft
The conductor SAID: Il Thought YOU wanted Sheo2
lis this Sheol?" the passenger asked Il didn't
think it looked like this
Then he walked about, and met a man to whom
nc said Il surprised to find Sheol such beautiful
place
We'll" the man replied, You must remember
that there have been great many clever people here
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-10-09

and | never mlud what
- said about me Some
Of the caucatures annoy
ME, but only because
they pam people / love
my wife and family.
You see, my boy 1t
doesn't pay 10 be- 700
sensitive. Tor 1t bro KS
. man up and that S The
worst thing that cab
happen ro him Il DE
Z Resides everything
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-10-09

the situation"
In Ireland we went about a good deal together in
Jaunting-cars and extracted lot of hgh-grade Hber-
man wit from the drivers Although Mr. Beecher
of the sensible souls who could discern the
difference between poverty and misery ne had an
Americans innate soft spot in his heart for man in