New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-11-01
THE TALK OF THE DAY.


s. c.. he is in the rural districts Of his State.
Columbian tells OF going into the Office OF leading
dentist of Columbia The dentist said TO him ex-
citedly Whom do you spose I've got inside here?
Old one-eyed Ben Tfllman! And if l don't make
him squeal nobody can. I won't do thing to him
oh. my!' And the dentist surgeon brandished his
forceps gleefully and returned to the pleasure Of
torturing the Senator. Next day the young
man came again We'll. did you succeed in max
ing T1llman yell?' he asked. The dentist shook
his head sadly. No" he replied in disappointed
tone II couldn't make him finch. He didn't
make a sound and. dye know. when he got out Of
the chair he turned TO me with smile and said:
Say. doctor. didn't know before that you ran a
painless dental shop.
THE CONTINUED STORY.
CHAPTER l.
Before her proud old father stands
The heroine fair
"a half a page about her hands
You PI shall D not wed wed this man. growls he
eve think we quote the text
Dare TO defy my rule. you'll be-
Continued in next)
CHAPTER II.
The villain with his cigarette
S4s mans man so saS f Hsd wi With sV sin met
Refuse meh gyurl? he coldy sneers,
While she stands there. perplexed,
Then you shall be, through all your years
Continued in our next)
CHAPTER III.
The hero meets the villain now;
The hero says "Ahal"
And wildly mops his fuIrowed brow
The villain mutters: Bah!
The villain tells the hero he
Some money has annexed eL,u he
CONTINUED in our next)
CHAPTER ".
Proud father, villain, hero, too
Pr DsSfP father y "SesT again must you
The Villain VII ''' laughs his sco5nful sheer
Whose tones are cIrcumfexed
yCt,a Watt M
CONTINUED in our next
CHAPTER V
The hero languishes in Jail.
The villain, with a grin,
Sa And 'V wed Il the e S her
They wed; the villain siouches thence;
PROUD ia'Ds' '''''''' -(Chicago Tribune
According TO statistics given IN a publication
recently issued by the Milan Association or SILK
Manufacturers and Merchants, there are at the
present time in Italy LOGS silk spinning mills; SAG
silk throwing factories, with 705.262 spndles at
work and 1850 idle and 16o silk weaving factories,
with q7o3 hand looms at work and 159 idle. and
745e machine looms at work and hve idle SILK
manufactures are found In nearly every part OF
Italy but principally in the provinces of Pied
mont Venice and Lombardy; in the last named
province more especially the industry has made
marked progress Of recent years. Looms worked
by machinery are to be found only in Piedmont
and Lombardy
Nothing TO Fear.-Judge lockwood Hoar. broth
er OF the late Senator Hoar, noted as a wit
as well as a jurst. Shortly before his death. as
his daughter entered his room in the morning. he
said my dear, I had a dream last night, and
in IL I saw the angel of death sitting at the foot
of nv bed At first l horribly frightened,
but as gazed at my visitor my fears vanished.
He wore a far cap."-(Brooklyn Life
The University OF Washington is investigating the
discovery-testifed to by dozens OF miners'-that
a live toad was found October 10 In the coal
mines at Newton, six miles from Seattle. in solid
stratum of coal 300 feet below the surface II was
carried to the surface and lived several hours. 1t
is said to have been of unusual size.
Monopoly she-I wonder why the baby doesn't
begin talk, John?
He-Why. i guess. because you don't give him
a chance dear.-(Yonkers Statesman.
AN APPROPRIATE PARAPHRAsE.
The morning light is breaking.
The day begins TO dawn.
Suburbanite, awaken!
Arise and rake the lawn.
Each breeze that sweeps the landscape
Brings leaves from trees afar.
Go! Work with might Suburbanite
Then rush and catch your car.
His Winnings Did your husband ever win
anything at the racesr
NO" answered young Mrs Torkins nothing
except the esteem OF the bookmakers and the
sympathy Of his friends. wv ashington Star.