The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-04-06
THE N0NPAREJL MAN

THE NONPAREJL MAN
Magnificent Opportunity for Reformatory
Work Offered Every Mana General
and Widespread Suspicion Of Those
People Who Are so Terribly Anxious
About Other People That They Neglect
the Black and White Animal Under
Their Own Barn. ..
Professor Albion W. Small Of Chicago
university has discovered that Bunyan's
Pilgrim was q lead" because he was try
ing to save himself instead Of rushing
around and attempting to pull everybody
else out Of the various sloughs of despond
in which they were resting.
We are sometimes suspicious Of the
man who is so horribly anxious about
somebody else that he< neslects the beam
in his own eye. Perhaps you may re-
member the kind @of prohibitionist Tom
Reed said he was not. 80 ,--.
II am not prohibitionist," said Mr..
Reed, IF by that you mean man who
tries to keep everybody else from drink
ing, but who has a case Of beer in his
own cellar" 49,. ,.,.... -...
= If man wants to do reformatory work
and save a pretty miserable sinner, the
chances are that If he begins on himself
he will have his hands full for some little
time. 81
We believe Bunyan's Pilgrim was all
right
The Martin County Independent hands
| out the following to a bunch Of st. Paul
ANA teurs who threshed the stage at Fair
mont >'' '-. E.,
came to Fairmont last Saturday night under
tho somewhat presumptuous caption. 1.-THE Metro
pol1tan Juveniles, and essayed to give an enter
tainment at the opera house. They signally
failed. %. - - 49, o.. ,., .. --.-
Miss May Hagen. one-armed woman
| who is manager Of the st. Paul Messen-
ger Express CONF any, was on her way
home one morning early recently when
she was attacked by four men. She did
not do anything but shoot one, and now
he is in the hospital. The; other three
made sudden disappearance. This is
the second person Miss Hagen has shot
at the past year. The thugs will learn
after a time that in attempting to fool
with a one armed lady they are playing
tag with sudden death.
Father John OF Krenstadt, whose mir
acles are famous in the Russian church.
recently gave his blessing to regiment
| before Cney started 1Of the east. WIN the
tears raining down his rugged coun-
| tenance he said:
'"This war. my brethren. will last TWEEN
| ty-hve years, and will cost streams Of
blood. China will rise in her masses. but
the Russian arms will be victorious. All
our people will take up arms even the
graybeards of 20, to fight against the
yellow race. The way from st. Peters
burg to the far east will be strewn with
corpses." ...
This is not cheerful outlook We wisl,
Father John had explained where Russia
was to get the money for twenty-five
year war. g.. -,
; President Smith Of the Mormons has to
keep family tree by double entry.
Japans treatment of war correspondents
;, shows that she is contemplating some
thing besides a military review in Man.
churia.
A man who has had his person used by
the typhoid germ to play tag in is willing
to stand his share Of taxation to have the
water filtered.
:, b. Judge Parker is respectable enough to
be easily licked by~his own party.
= The Star theater in New York has this
+ notice, which occupies prominent place
- In the program: Ladies Will please re-
, move their hats, Old ladies Ito avoid catch
- Ing cold) need not remove their hats
g They all come off.
v William Bib, age SO, q Pullman porter
|of Philadelphia, has given the medical
:, records Of that town glad surprise. He
: has been sick for sometime and over a
: year ago it was thought that he had an
8 abscess in the abdomen. William was
I, taken to the hospital and Opened" but
e the abscess could not be located. Mr..
}, Bibb was closed UP and partially recovered
k but he soon became pretty sick again.
e Last week he died Of what was dog
e nozed as cirrhosis of the liver.
d AS there was much interest In his case
e DR.. James Tyson had the body opened
d for the benefit of the third year class at
It the university hospital. AS soon as the
% appendix was exposed a nail was discoy-
II cred skewered clean thru It. It is sup
:. posed that Bibb swallowed the nail more
e than year ago, altho he did not report
. 1t to the doctors. The appendix and the
!. nail have been put In the laboratory OF the
i Medical Hail as a curio.
y Seems IT. they had looked into VIII
it liam with the x-ray, that he might have
been more profitably "opened" in the first
place.
At an ratio the case is e warning to the
rest OF IIs to chew our food William must
certainly have been in much haste to allow
y a nall % slL by without notice.
!, IL
a Admiral Makaroff cabled the war reliei
l. society at Kronstadt: Il sleep without
,e undressing, so that I may be ready for
;, any emergency" Admiral Togo probably
e feels that he has one more emergency In
IL him.
Wasn't that a whale!" said the Rus.
sian contact mine off Port Arthur as the
m big fish went over and struck the deton.
of ator a cuff with his fin. YES" said ths
s.. other mine, at was a whale. but ns
L longer
n "A ]. r.
all
ed
,nI large audience last night saw WED
a. ded and Parted" at the Bijou. The mele
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