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Oxford Democrat., 1904-11-01
What Drew the Crowd.

An eminent citizen of international
sympathies stopped to look at the bulle-
tin board of daily paper, on which an
energetic man with large brush was
writing in letters two feet high the latest
news from the seat of war. The street
was crowded with q surging mob, and
after almost every word hOarse roar
went up that shook the skyscrapers In
the vicinity.
"Dear mel" exclaimed the wise one,
adjusting his glasses and beginning to
read. "'Fourteen thousand Japs killed
and seven Russian warships sunk with
all on board! Rumor that Port Arthur
has fallen again!' How terrible! No won
der the crowd is roaring, though am a
tri1e confused as to which of the parties
to the great conflict is receiving its
sympathy"
Turning to neighbor who was par.
ticularly vociferous, he observed ten
tatively:
"The little Japs are a wonderful peo.
pie, are they not?"
"Gwanw said the man who had been
addressed. "Wot yer talkin' about?"
"The battle, of course"
"It's a great battle all right, but
can't see wot de blazes de Japs has got
ter do wild it. De Beantown Twirlers Ia
putin up de fight Nv deir lives, an de
Porkville Knockers"
But at this point the eminent citizen
became aware of the fact that it was the
baseball bulletin that the crowd was
watching, and he faded away toward
the trolley car that was to glide him
lhomeward. Judge.
Oxford Democrat., 1904-11-01
The Fashionable Handbag

Regarding handbags it may be said
that the trend is decidedly in the di-
rection of smaller types. The day of
the exceedingly large bag is past. In
its place have come models that suggest
partial reversion to pOcketbook types
of ye olden times.
Last season, as well as this, the most
popular bag models, as everybody knows,
were the carriage and the peggy" And
both of these are still in style. From
present indications, however, it would
seem that the taste Is toward types of
bag on the Envelope, order. But does
this imply that the models such as the
carriage and the peggy" are practically
done for? By no means. But it does
imply that greater distinction will be
made than was ever before drawn be-
tween afternoon or calling bags and
those specially adapted for shopping.
In the latter class both the carriage and
the Peggy" will still cut considerable
figure, at least for another season.
The carriage bag, however, gives indi-
cations of greater longevity. Indeed,
there are some who profess to believe
that this model, subject to various fuctu-
ations, of course, is destined to graduate
into the staple class, if there be such in
hand-bagdOm. But the fall carriage
bag differs slightly from last seasons
model OF that name. 1t is deeper and
narrower. The most popular dimen-
sions of this type will probably be eight
inches for width and six inches for
depth.
Double-frame bags also appear to
have bright future. The frame on one
side is finished in gilt; on the other, is
covered with leather. This bag is sup
piled with two compartments, one con-
tanning mirror, purse and card-case, the
other serving as receptacle for parcels,
trinkets or valuables. Lock frames, by
the way, are indicated among the inno-
vations. These, it is expected, will
ultimately displace the ball and snap
fastenings now in vogue. Such an innO-
vation stands in need of no recommends
ton. Its merits are obvious, seeing
that it enables woman to lay her hand
bag down in her room or any part of the
house without any apprehension as to
any mysterious alienation of its contents.
The only wonder is that such a safe
guard was not devised long ago.
A novel and most attractive model is a
combination of two types. The outside
pocket contains fittings as in the evan
ity" bag-that is, card case, mirror,
powder puff and purse, while the inside
compartment is adapted for carrying
small parcels, such as accumulate in
shopping. 1t comes in fifteen different
feathers and in almost as many colors.
Another promising model is made
with frames measuring from seven to
ten inches in width and in all kinds of
feathers and colors. Its distinctive
feature is the outside purse, which
enables woman to pay the small tolls
incident to shopping without delving
each time into the recesses of her bag.
Another handbag that will be appre,
ciated by those who know whats what
is made of walrus, and has braided
handle.-Ex.
Oxford Democrat., 1904-11-01
Hints for the Housewife.

How TO SELECT FLoUR.-First look
at its color. If white with yellowish OF
straw color tint that is good sign. II
very white with blush hue or black
speckS the flour is not good. Examine
its adhesiveness by wetting and knead.
ing little on the fingers. If it works
dry and elastic it is good; if soft and
sticky it is poor. Throw lump of dry
flour against dry, smooth, perpendicu-
lar surface. If it adheres in a lump the
flour is good; if it falls like powder it is
bad. Squeeze some of the flour in your
hand, and if it retains the shape
given by pressure it is good sign.
Flour that will stand all these tests can
be bought without fear.
CEMENT FOR MENDING EARTHEN.
wARE.-A useful cement for mending
earthenware jars and stopping leakage
at the seams of kettles is made by mix
ing litharge and glycerine to thick
cream. This cement will resist the
action of acids, and of both hot and cold
water; but it must be allowed to harden
before applying these tests. After
mending any article it is we'll to put 1t
away on shelf in the store-room for
good rest before taking it into use
again.
To CLEAN MARBLE MANTELPIECEs.
Marble discolored by smoke can be
cleaned by benzine literally applied, and
rubbed off with clean flannel. If not
then quite clean, apply second time.
Polish with linen cloths. To take iron
stains from marble use an equal quanti-
ty of fresh spirits of vitriol and lemon
juice shaken together in bottle. Wet
the spots, and in few minutes rub with
soft linen, and the spots will disappear.
FLOWERS BY MAIL.-Flowers sent
by post are frequently packed in cotton
wool. This is mistake, as the wool
soon absorbs moisture and the blossoms
quickly fade. Wet moss, or failing that,
grass wrapped round the stems, form the
best packing, or quantity of the leaves
of the plant itself, we'll dampened, may
be used instead.
To restore the polish to mahogany
furniture dressing is recommended
that is made by mixing four tablespoon
fuls of turpentine with four of sweet
oil; add one of ammonia. Shake thor
oughly and apply with soft cloth.
An artist gives as simple rule for
hanging pictures that where only one
row is to be hung the central point OF
each picture should be on the level with
the eye of the ordinary person. This
point is easily discovered, for the eye un-
consciously rests upon it at the first
glance. In vignette portrait, for
example, the central point is the chin.
Careless and ignorant trainers of pictures
often disregard this point, which should
regulate their work. The central point
should be at the exact intersection Of
two diagonal lines drawn from the cor
ners of the frame, not the mat. 1t is a
disregard of this which often gives the
picture the effect of slipping out of its
frame.
Light table candles, allow them to
burn few minutes, then extinguish and
cut before they are finally lighted for
service through long luncheon or din
ner. Remember, too, to chill them be-
forehand, though not in moist place.
Argus.
Oxford Democrat., 1904-11-01
The Prescription Bath.

The bath house at each OF the famous
health resorts Of Europe is the most
imposing building in town, with stately
facade and inviting entrance Inside
are long corridors. ladies to the right
and gentlemen to the left, lined with
dozens Of little cell-like rooms, each
containing bathtub, n couch and a
thermometer. At the door Is a strong
armed masseur. There Is much confer,
ring between the doctor and this at
tendant, repeated testing of tempera-
lures and mixtures Of water In the tub
After the patient gets into his tub the
doctor waits outside the door, watch IN
hand, timing the immersion. Then the
masseur gets to work with vigorous
rubbing, still timed by the doctor. Final
" the patient appears dressed and re-
freshed. The doctor talks diplomatic
ally on favorite symptoms, sympa-
thizes little, fiatters little more and
with sweeping bow, hands his victim
into a carriage. Everybody's Maga-
zine
Oxford Democrat., 1904-11-01
A HEAVY LOAD.

To lift that load of of the stomach
take Kodol Dyspepsia Cure. 1t digests
what you eat. Sour stomach, belching,
gas on stomach and all disorders of the
stomach that are curable, are instantly
relieved and permanently cured by the
use of Kodol Dyspepsia Cure. S. P.
Storrs, a druggist at 297 Main Street.
New Britain, Conn.,, says: "Kodol
Dyspepsia Cure is giving such universal
satisfaction and is so surely becoming
the positive relief and subsequent cure
for this distressing ailment, 1 feel that l
am always sure to satisfy and crafty
my customers by recommending it to
them. write this to show how well
the remedy is spoken of here" Kodol
Dyspepsia Cure was discovered after
years of scientific experiments and will
positively cure all stomach troubles.
Sold by F. A. Shurtleff & Co.
Oxford Democrat., 1904-11-01
HE HAD TIED TO HIN A HUGE CAN.

ence Muldoon could not sleep. He
lreamed that he stood ut the end OF u
long street paved with cobblestones,
wondering how far it was to the other
end, when he heard whirring sound,
as Of wings, behind him, and, looking
around, he saw sight that made his
hair stand OH end. There in the air
above him, with Il ribbon round his
neck and n halo above his head, like a
saint. was Fido, supported on two gor-
geous wings of Snowy white. His eyes
were big and staring, and he wore
most fearful grin. Terence did not
stop to look again, but at once took to
his heels and ran. Suddenly he heard
something Gathering OIL the stones be-
hind, and. turning. he saw that he had
tied to him huge can. He saw also
That the dog spirit was flying after
him.. He thought he heard 1t yell
Mad boy" Just then the winged FL
10 made Il great swoop down Mt him.
He yelled Help! Help" and woke
M. But the other dogs in Terence's
street are now sleeping safely and
without fear.-St Louis Post-Dispatch.
Oxford Democrat., 1904-11-01
Rather Free Mamncred.

Maurice Hewlett writes Of the people
Of Certaldo, the Italian town where
Boccaccio was born and lived: Their
women are handsome. rs they ought to
be, with green eyes, dusky skins, fair
tangled hair. They carry themselves
bolt upright. like all mountaineers, but
with better reason than most, for their
figures ure remarkable. The men sing
gay songs, are happy and free man,
nered, and If Boccaccio Is not Mt the
bottom of it the mischief Is. l saw here
what | have never seen elsewhere In
all long Italy, a man stop and kiss a
girl in open street. No olfense, either
He was baker who came-a foury
amorino-saw and considered the bend
of her Industrious head and stopped
and kissed her as she sat sewing ut her
door. Her lovers and acquaintances
about her saw nothing amiss, nor was
she Mt all put out. After so tlagrnnt all
achievement the madcap went Il whole
progress Of gallantry down the street.
none resenting his freedom. He danced
with one good wife, chucked anothers
chin and lifted third bodily into the
air, singing all the while"
Oxford Democrat., 1904-11-01
An ADimal Story For
Little Folks
How FMo Was Avenged

Fido was a good dog, but fido had
enc enemy. He made no enemies him
self, but this one happened. 1t was
ference Muldoon, who lived OH the
Lext street and who took special de-
light In tying tin cans with strings to
the stubby tail of Fido.
One day Terence had cornered Fido
md in spite Of his growls of protest
had tied all unusually large can to his
poor tail. Down the street FidO tore.
the can hanging and humping along
over the stones. 1t was a hot day, and
Fido's little tongue hung out Of his
mouth helplessly. Every one stood
and laughed. But Fido was going mad.
He frothed at the mouth; his eyes
stuck out. People cried Mad dog!
and at last, after many attempts, po-
liceman shot him. They buried him In
Dog cemetery. But that night Ter
Oxford Democrat., 1904-11-01
For Slender PeopIe.

For people who wish to gain flesh, an
authority gives this regimen:
"If possible have a cup of cocoa OF
chocolate before rising. For your break.
fast have eggs (poached or boiled) cut.
let's, chops, or steaks, a cup of coffee,
and some fruit; but do not neglect the
eggs.
aAt dinner have soup, meat, and fish,
according to your taste; but be sure to
have rice, macaroni, potatoes, cauli-
flower, sparagus-indeed, all vegetables.
Avoid acids, although salads are good.
"Choose puddings that are sweet, es-
pecially those containing milk and eggs.
Grapes are said to be fattening and 80 Is
sugar.
"Do not take cold baths nor indulge In
yery violent exercise. Sleep as much as
possible, and do not allow yourself to
be exceedingly interested in anything
which will cause you to worry.
All food should be slowly masticated,
in order to be easily digested. Care and
grief should be allowed no place at
table. Condiments and highly-spiced
sauces should be avoided. A merry
laugh is superior to pepsin tablets for
Indigestion.
Do not overeat, but eat all the appe-
tite demands with judgment. Three
meals day, with light luncheon be-
tween, if craved, are permissible, taking
care only that the light repast Is not
near enough the solid meal to spoil the
appetite for it.-Ex.
Oxford Democrat., 1904-11-01
AlbinOs.

The human species offers frequent
examples Of individuals attacked by
alblnism. 1t Is found oftenest among
men Of the black race. White albinos
have skin of n peculiar paleness. blond
hair. white or colorless beard, pink Iris
and red pupils. The negro albino has
skin of variable aspect. In some cases
1t is white as milk, and in others 1t Is
like wax. or. rather. resembles the hue
of a corpse,
Oxford Democrat., 1904-11-01

No. 816.-Concealed Kitchen Utensils.
Kittie Basket, let me tell you, is a
very pretty girl. Her papa. Ill though
he can afford II, dresses her richly.
Today she wore hat Of chip, on Its top
q nOdding plume. feathers in sort OF
arc upon Its brim, dainty bow lying
over one side, reddish pansy and rib
bOns each like bright ray OF light.
She wears the prettiest little dress
ever saw, while her mother dresses
magnificently. AS to velvet, it formed
her dress train. ermine bOrdered. Lit
tie Kittie's manners are marked with
a glad levity. and she often Is mischie-
vous. Sometimes upon her head Is her
dainty bonnet, fastened under her chin.
q close tied knot of brown ribbon. un-
der which coquettish affair her pretty
head will dip pertly in a gay bow to her
friends. But | must stop; otherwise l
would poke rather slowly through this
chronicle Of her charms.
Oxford Democrat., 1904-11-01
Kew To the Puxxler,

No. 3O1.-Double Riddlemeree: Horse
Camel.
No. S.-Illustrated Rebus: "Investi.
gate before you invest"
No. determinations: Ii. Blum,
der. 2. Thunder. 8. Sunder. Ill
Reason. 2. Season. g. Treason. I'LL
]. Glory. 2. Story. 3. Tory.
No. $40. ~ Charade: Ban, Anna, ba-
mana.
No. 81. - Progressive Enigma: I'm
paired.
No. 312.-Ships: Township. Worship.
Courtship. Friendship. Hardship.
No. 313.-Word Squares: Ii. Hare.
2. Amen. 3. Rend. 4. Ends. Ill.
Carp. =. Aloe 3. Rose. 4. Peer.
No. 314. - Anagrams: Geography.
Bracelet. Dovetail.
No. 315.-Sliced Words: Meteor. Cap
rice. Usher. Thyme
Oxford Democrat., 1904-11-01
Easy Timekeepina,

Captain Cuttle's famous watch, which
would keep correct" time only by
various shakings and shiftings Of the
hands during the day. is matched by
Yorkshireman's clock. He resented
the imputation that there was anything
wrong with 1t. 1T goes rect eneu for
thin that knau how t read It," he said.
"When its hands are at II, 1t strikes z,
and then Aw knaw it's half past T."
Oxford Democrat., 1904-11-01

lack of circulation. Had knife been
thrust into my kidneys the pain could
not have been more intense. My sleep
was disturbed by visions of distorted
figures. The kidney secretions were an
noyingly irregular, and + was tortured
with thirst and always bloated. l used
seven boxes of Doan's Kidney Pills. The
bloating subsided until weighed lOO
pounds less. could sleep like child and
was relieved of the pain and the irregu-
larity of the kidney action. My circuia-
ton is good and I feel better IN every
way"
A FREE TRIAL of this great kidney
medicine which cured Mrs. Jackson will
be mailed on application to any part OF
the United States. Address Foster-Mil-
burn Co, Buffalo, n. Y. For sale BY al
druggists; price, 80 cents per box.
Oxford Democrat., 1904-11-01
Assistant Job.

Several Presbyterian clergymen were
discussing the development of the insti-
tutional church. One of the party e1.
pressed the opinion that executive and
social ability in pastor had over.
shadowed his preaching powers, which
moved former moderator to tell this
story on himself:
"Not long ago one of the women OF
my congregation came to me to ask why
l did not get an assistant.
"'But do not need one, madam
assured her. When she insisted that
did I endeavored to find out what she
thought such an assistant could do to re.
lieve me of a portion of my pastoral
work.
"'Would you have him make the
postoral callsP' asked.
"'Of course not. You would continue
to visit u.s.
"'Would you want the assistant to
baptize your childrenG'
"'No.'
"'Or to visit you when you are Hip
Certainly not. No one could take
your place for that
."Further questions met with like re-
plies, so finally asked in desperation
"'Then, Mrs. -, what would you
have the assistant do?'
"'You might let him do the preach
ing New York Evening Post.
Oxford Democrat., 1904-11-01
WfaA COnnnel.

Don't be too anxious to get hus-
band." said the wise matron. "Don't 90
around hunting for one"
"Think should just sit down and
walt for one. ehT replied the maiden.
"Yes, for you'll sit up and wait for
one often enough after you've got
im."-Philadelphia Ledger.
Oxford Democrat., 1904-11-01

~ was troubled with constipation and
stomach troubles. lost flesh, my COM
plexion was ruined; HOLSTERS Rocky
Mountain Tea brought back my health
and complexion. MARY Allen, St.
Louis. IS cents. Orin Stevens; +. A..
Shurtleff q Co.
Oxford Democrat., 1904-11-01
Mutual Happiness.

"Can you forgive me and love me
stillY said the newly made bride,
when confess that my teeth are ard-
ficialT
"Thank heavenw cried the groom as
he snatched off his wig. "NOw l can
cool my head"
Oxford Democrat., 1904-11-01
Title of a pleasing song.
No. 321.-A Rimless Square.

From / to ., q sailing vessel; l to 3
the stalk or stem of certain grains; Il
4, to slumber; to ), Il foot rest; to q
turf; TO I, reel; to s. to fasten; t
0, to hasten; to /, ponds; 3 to l
growths ON the skin; to l, rinds; . t
l, plumbers; u to l, attracts; to l
curves: s to /. portions; 9 to l. oceans.
Oxford Democrat., 1904-11-01

One of the most popular materials fol
making the winter shirt waist Is mohair
A stunning waist of this sort is made Of
black and white shepherds check
which is given a touch Of smartness BY
fine lines of burnt orange running across
it to form plain effect. Other waists
show scattered designs in silk embroid.
ery between their various tucks and
pleats. For example, light blue mo-
hair waist had q number of half-inch
tucks across the front, with the spaces
occu pied by oblongs and dots worked In
white and pale yellow silk In an over
and-oyer stitch.
Oxford Democrat., 1904-11-01
Nm. 310.-Charade.

Once my TOTAL. roamed the wood,
Bold and brave. I've understood.
FIRST he did. I'm grieved to say.
When a rich man came his way.
Went to SECOND, drank and ate
There. with many jovial mate.
And upon his homeward road.
II he passed poor abode,
Stopped and gave liberal aims;
Did the wretched folk no harm.
But. as on his way he sped,
II one he met with THIRD on head
Then again my FIRST he did.
Though by law II was forbid.
So he tried to make things even
That his sins might be forgiven.
Oxford Democrat., 1904-11-01

Jones-It Is just impossible for me to
keep a lead pencil. People are always
borrowing. you know. and they always
forget to return. Brown-Why. / never
have any trouble. See. I've got a whole
vest pocketful Of pencils. Jones
Doesn't that prove just what saidf-
Boston Transcript.
Oxford Democrat., 1904-11-01
MOTHERS PRAISE 1T.

Mothers everywhere praise One Minute
Cough Cure for the sufferings 1t has re-
lieved and the lives of their little ones II
has saved. A certain cure for coughs,
Group and whooping cough. A. L.
Spafford, Postmaster, of Chester, Mich,
says: "Our little girl was unconscious
from strangulation during a sudden and
terrible attack of Group. One Minute
Cough Cure quickly relieved and cured
her and cannot praise it too highly
One Minute Cough Cure relieves coughs
makes breathing easy, cuts out phlegm
draws out inflammation, and removes
every cause of a cough and strain or
lungs. Sold by F. A. Shurtleff & Co.
Oxford Democrat., 1904-11-01
THOUSANDS CURED.

DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve has cured
thousands of cases of Piles. II bought
q box of DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve on
the recommendation of our druggist" !" 30
writes c. d. LaCroix, Of Zavalla, Tex,
"and used It for stubborn case Of Piles.
It cured me permanently" Sold BY +.
4, Shurtlen d Co.
Oxford Democrat., 1904-11-01

Mrs. Weeks-There can be no domes.
tic happiness unless there are mutual
concessions.
Mrs. Strong-Nonsense Me and my
husband get along all right, and make
him make all the concessions.
Oxford Democrat., 1904-11-01

Ely's Liquid Cream Balm is an old
friend in new form. 1t is prepared for
the particular benefit of sufferers from
nasal catarrh who are used to an atom
izer in spraying the diseased membranes.
All the healing and soothing properties
of Cream Balm are retained in the new
preparation. 1t does not dry up the
secretions. Price, including spraying
tube, Is cents. At your druggists or
Ely Brothers, SO Warren Street, New
York, will mail ii.
Oxford Democrat., 1904-11-01
An Understanding.

"Why does he persist In calling on
you all these yearsY
Because l encourage him once a
week by saying No
Oxford Democrat., 1904-11-01

Dayton, Ohio. Mrs. Mary Simpson
Everything disagreed with ME and
baby until / used Hollister's Rocky
Mountain Tea. Now baby sleeps an6
grows like q weed" IS cents. Tea OF
tablet form. Orin Stevens; F. A. Shurt
left & Co.
Oxford Democrat., 1904-11-01
No. x2s.-pouble Behe.dinss.

Doubly behead gentlewoman and
leave an obstruction.
Doubly behead to deal with and leave
to consume.
Doubly behead an old language and
leave q metal.
Doubly behead to swim and leave a
grain.
Oxford Democrat., 1904-11-01

The pleasantest things in the world
are pleasant thoughts, and the great
art in life is to have as many Of them
ls possible.-BOvee.
Oxford Democrat., 1904-11-01
A GOOD COMPLEXION.

Sparkling eyes aud rosy cheeks re
stored by using DeWitt's Little Earl!
Risers," SO writes S. P. Moore, Of Ma
cogdoches, Tex. A certain cure fol
biliousness, constipation, etc. Small
pill-easy to take-easy to act. Sold by
+. A. Shurtleff & Co.
Oxford Democrat., 1904-11-01

"Do you believe that absence makes
the heart grow fonder, H-?" asked
Mrs. Henpeck.
81 dunno. I might scramble together
some liking for you if you'd 60 away for
about 800 years."
Oxford Democrat., 1904-11-01
Cautious BOY.

The Mother-Bobble. didn't your con-
science tell you that you had done
wrong?
Bobbie-Yes'm, but don't believe
everything l hear.
Oxford Democrat., 1904-11-01

'Taint NO use to sit down and whine,
When no fish get tangled in your line;
Bate your hook with Q humble bee,
And keep ON taking Rocky Mountain Tea
Orin Stevens; r. 4. Shurtle6 q Co.
Oxford Democrat., 1904-11-01

Not To Be Blamed.-"Why, Harry,
how much you look like your father" "
remarked visitor to a four-year-old.
"Yes'm," answered Harry, with an air
of resignation. "Tbat's what everybody
savs hnt can't help it,
Oxford Democrat., 1904-11-01
No, 3l7.-Dla mOnd.

1. A letter. .. \ bird Of very large
size found in Australia. 3. That which
happens. 4. A great writer. 8. Retract
9. Plaything. Z. A letter.
Oxford Democrat., 1904-11-01
No. 31S.-Metagram.

1. To observe =. That from which
anything springs. 8. A useless plant.
4. A musical pipe 3. An action. 9. Pas
ture. Z. RecompenSe.
Oxford Democrat., 1904-11-01
Nh. a..-primal Acrostic.

/. A number. >. \ number. 3. A
number. 4. \ number. 5. A pronoun.
q. \ number.
The initials name popular outdoor
game.