Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-09-17

How ID tn war comm on7" asked
Mr.. Hennessy.
Nicely, thank ye fr askin'," said
Mr.. Dooley. 9TH Rooshyans is sweep.
in ivrythirs befure thin In their nh".'
rush 10 ss.ia Petersburg. Their
navy has been uniformly VICTORIOUS.
In some cases BLOWN up higher thin
tn wurruld's record an in other cases
batin' all preevyous time out to see an
back again. Port Arthur has fallen as
aften as a graduate Nv tn Kelley cure
TIL Car has issued ukase which ~
tn main nourishmint ~ tn commo 1
people Nv Rooshy. blessin' an ikon to
each recroot II 1t wasn't f'r tn Roo
shyan belief In tn ikon, don't know
how long tn Car wud last, HinnisSy.
That's a joke. Look 1t up. TIL .ilc
subjecks Nv tn Gear who ARE bein'
stint out to die FIR their country which
is on'y theirs whin they ARE away
fightin' FIR II. has thanked tn Car at
q TREMENDOUS blowout f'r wan Nv his
principal advisers. But tn Car won't
know much about tn war firm now on.
seen II In tn pa-aper tn other day
that they was BORN to his impeeryal
highness Gin'ral Alexis Alexandra
Witch Michaelovitch Johnovitch Ter
enenclovitch willum J. Gar Mr. an
Mrs. Gear both dom well. He was
BORN a Rooshyan gin'ral, mind ye.
It's heavy handicap TO start with but
he may live 1t down whin he acquires
sinse. An firm now on tn Gar will
have enough on his hands without
thinkin' " tn war. TIL baby ought IL
take tn measles about tn time TIL
Japs takes Moscow,
They're a great people thin Japs
used to look down on thin. Who
was tn hero that opened thin up IL
westhren civilization? I fr get.
, niver raymimber a hero's name or fr
get towards. Such Is fame. hut
he ought to have a leather medal FIRM
Rooshya. He opened Japan up tn way
burglar opens safe. There II shtu,
an says Westhren Civilization TO Il
self: There mus be sometbin N
this. Wen blow tn dure or W.
opened 1t up. Hinnissy. an what did
we find? Ditictives. no less. iva.
as though ye shud blow sthrong bo'
lookin f'r threasure an out shud ste,
foorce Nv Pinkertons. grab We by th
neck an say: Come along with ~
We want to see tn tools We didn'
go In. There wasn't room. The!
come out Whin I was a young maj
| niver see Jap. I haven't seen amy
thing ilse f'r tin years. Tn first thin,
! they got was a pair ~ specs an the,
bought betther vans thin I use. Thil
; they begun runnin' ar.round over tn
wurruld findin' out what was goin' on
No wan thried to stop thin. Wha
harm cud they do. thin cunnin' littl'
fellows barely up to tn waistband " 1
Roosbyan? Our idee Nv a great MAI
IL a tall man, which let's out Napoleon
Bonyparte an Young Corbett an let,
in Fairbanks. TIL Jap is tn on'y per
son | know iv that's larned anything
: I'm recent years. He larned ivrythln.
that was known be Impror Willum. III
Car, Prisidint Rosenfelt, Charlie!
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