davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Sumpter miner. [volume] (Sumpter, Or.) 1899-1905, 1904-10-19

The name "orange" Is from the
Latin aurum, meaning gold, or OF
golden color. The fruit was oriSi-
nally a bitter berry about the size of
common cherry aud very seedy.
The work Of msn has so far improved
on nature that the delicious fruit
OF the present day has been evolved.
The Sumpter miner. [volume] (Sumpter, Or.) 1899-1905, 1904-10-19

Seven tons of ore froa the ClouRh
property, on Psddy's cresk, In the
Panhandle, were recently run
through al arra,tra and yielded e4O
per ton.
The Sumpter miner. [volume] (Sumpter, Or.) 1899-1905, 1904-10-19

Reports from New York and Salt
Lake are to the effect that the Gould
Rockefeller clique has secured con-
troll Of the Union Pacific.
The Sumpter miner. [volume] (Sumpter, Or.) 1899-1905, 1904-10-19

An Australian mine operator wht
is touring the world for the purpos,
Of studyiu various mining aud re-
duction customs and methods, now Ia
Butte, Montana, talks most enter.
taininRly Of minnig laws and con
ditions Ia his home country. lie
says:
''Jn western Australia there are
government stamping mills where
ore is crushed ut nominal pric ~.
and where prospectcrs, beginning
with practically nothing, have be
come wealthy mine owners. More
than 300, 600 tons of quartz were
crushed last year in these mills. In
the Phillips river district the gov.
Srnmcut hns made advances on ore
aud put In u government smeltcr.
which Ia no sense isa rival of private
industries. There arc government
stamping mills and cyanide works in
southern Australia. Ia the central
portion Of the country there IN "a
the purpose Of showing that the dis.
trict IL rich In minerals In the Eope
THAT prosucotors would he ensourag-
ed 10 enter aud improve the land.
Tho eight hourlnw is universal In
Australia. aud no work is done on
Sundays or holidays, excepting In
the smciters. In tho stamping mills
and In the mines there are about 800
working days In tho year. All boli-
days fall on Monday, and In this
way permitting the worker to have
from noon on Saturday until Tues.
day morning for recreation. thus
allowing him time to 20 into the
country N he wishes tn do so.
Wages vary In the different
states. In western Australia the
miners get e. 90 u day, furnace
men, 81 92. carpenters. brick layers
and engine men ~. Patticulrly
high salaries are paid to managers
aud metailurRi IL, probably the
high Ia the world. In Victoria
and New South Wales the living OK.
penses nre very low aud the men get
sl. 30 tn $40 day ~ common
lsborers. Carpenters. bricklaycrs
aud engine men get 81. 30, The
scale Is liked by the unions and !
by the government.
"in Victoria the government not |
only assists In epuipping prospectors
but makes advances tn mine owners
on the security of the land. In .
New south Wales the government
assists the prospector by paying him
dollar tar dollar paying him Que,
half wages for working his own
Slain.
The mining property bill IN
Australia provides that IL u man has
mineral under his land aud doe' not
work u, another may secure from
he government the mineral right
u the isnd. When he Ia through
n working Il. the rights revert To the
original owner. II u man wishes To
Aork the minerals under his own
aud he may. ot course, do 80. There
II room for improvement In this
aspect ia this country. Not two I
Der cent of the patent lodss from
Mexico To Oregon are worked, aud
through that district there are dc.
'syi ing cities which would bs pros. ,
'erous aud proai essive II II were not
or the tieina up Of claims through
latents. 1 think the time will come
The Sumpter miner. [volume] (Sumpter, Or.) 1899-1905, 1904-10-19

when the same rule will be adopted
IN this country as now prevails IN
Australia. "
The Sumpter miner. [volume] (Sumpter, Or.) 1899-1905, 1904-10-19

The following instruments we're
fled at the court house in Baker City
for record Yesterday:
The Jasper news., 1904-08-25
Blue.

The Sunday School is progressing
nicely under our Supt. Gleason,
Mr. and Mrs. VIM Ryan are visiting
Mrs. Ryans parents 10 Oklahoma They
Expect TO lee gone about two weeks.
Miss Violet Budd is visiting her sister
Mrs. Ollie pugb.
Mrs. Jerry ClFinger who has been
vis'ung her brother Nm Wafdiow has
returned 70 her home at Springfield Mo
after two weeks ,isit.
Sips johnson has resigned ffom The
Scuool Board and Mr. Hartley hus been
appointed
l'rJf. Anderson, o travelling musician
gave musirsle at Biue Tursuly night
which was highly appreciated 10y al
present. a beautiful gold rug was
given to the most popular young lady
mss / lossie Eaton - handsome Iran -
aud MISS Ollie Pike - brautifnl blonde
wote the contestants. BludIng ran hign
for time. Miss Pike captured tnt
rug ptoylug she wa tue most popular
young Ldy 4 Blue.
The Jasper news., 1904-08-25
WEEKLY MARKET LETTER.


Special ~ Jasper News.
Kansas Guy, Mo, Tuesday, August
y. 1914. Lost weeks cattle receip,s
here were nuh,ra.r tor the ssca,uu, aud
best steers Aaueu 80 To 20 cents from
iuS time pt,vipus week. Other iAds
sold STEADY TO s,rong, ppd in some casrs
higher Market tins wrek .s 10 TO p eta
lower, account 81 excessive supplies at
all MAJ ket, especially OF grass cattle.
Dry bot she STUFF uua .stegts that brings
above 500 aie about STEADY, but every
thing oil the grass Is slow aud iuWer.
Top beef strr.s brought a. So yesterday
anu 800 TO-DAY, bus thOsp showing
gass ieadiiy Jr,p CoNn TO uuutr S5.OJ,
Grass sue stun LAS sold from a. - /. to
q 80, aud Gamers a,c hard To- move
even below 500 Ned caves are
Stronger this week, al 5J.TJ ~ Il ~ for
best. Stock cuttc, including steers,
she stuff aud calves, are weak and any.
where up to - ets lower yesterday .huu
tJddy. and the medium 10 cOmiuJu uucs
caa be secured a. less thal 500
Desirable stock steers aud god tcvurts
afe nearly, and sell 40 - - 60 "a 90 ora
Ii.tlu Moir. 1t luJos Us though lumr
steers would remaiu scarce enough ~
Withstand effects TO mg runs OF 4aassors,
but latter a,e bound u sel low.
The Jasper news., 1904-08-25
a Surprise.

At tho country residencc Of Mr., \ G..
Cline IN Bethel neisnburhuUd on Aug
ust %, a surprise was given 10 honor VI
ClaLdie Bughnm's eleventh anniversary.
Fourteen littie friends wcro present.
namely: Gerald aud Arthur Amer, Len
Quiilen, Earues Yates, Farley Bingham
Ballard aad BJscy Lilly, Emma and
Mary Yates, We Cbsemeut, OF Lamar,
blanche Brld.urd, Muolr aud Ermlu
Arncr. lha nllle tVik- delightfully."- en-
jJyed themselves among tue shade trees
swinging .ud laying amusing games.
Al 400 O'clock ON under the sirra.-
ins.houghs Of a lar-e ml,Ie. Refresh
meuts were served rJasrtIng OF gems,
rug calo,pie lem rauc, d, ii 1t $50 ,ury
dsspetscd 70 their srt rqtc homcs.
The Jasper news., 1904-08-25
l&pse Bank Items

We are having plenty Of rain to ill the
cora good. There Nll surely be big
yield this fall.
Not much huying bning done now,
Mrs Leka and son Ora and Mrs Carey
nllue l:ip To HeUD Tuesday.
There was a large crowd ont at Rose
Bauk Sunday School SUNDAY Afternoon.
There was no singing Sunday night
as There was preaching AZ New rruyi-
dence.
Willis Green was iu Carthage part
Of last week.
The Jasper news., 1904-08-25
THE KANSAS cary JOURNAL 5
GREAT CAMPAIGN OFEERl
The Daily And Sunday Journal Mailed
From Time Subscription Is Received
At The journal Office To
January /. 1905, For Sl.00

OVER Two MONTHS OF FREE TINE!
The great National Campaign Of 1904
is open, and The Kansas City journal
EXTENDS 20 the readers 10 this great ter
riiory the unparalleled offer Of its Daily
aud Sunday journal to January, /, 1868
for the sum Of 81 90,
1t is the desire Of The journal to
reach every reader who wants TO keep
informed on the g5rat National contest
aud the issues Of the day.
Any person who wiIl send 81 90. To The
Kansas City Journal 10y postoflio money
order, express order or draft will be mail
cd The Daily aud Sunday Journal from
the timo the subscription is received at
The journal oE'ce until January /, 1903
This offer eXteuds both 70 new subq
criptions an d renewals. Persons who
are already subscribers TO The Daily
aud Sunday journal can receive the
benefit Of this ofIer by paying their sub
scription to date at the regular rate Of
Of sl.u0, for 8 mouths and then adding
81 90. additional 10 advance their sub,
Ycription to January /, 1903.
Send your lame at once and receive
the benefit Of the FOIL limit Of free time
10 accepting this offer the full amount
ofsl 90 must be RENTED 70 The Journal
AS no commissions or discounts will be
granted, and all money must be sent dir
ect to The Kauses City Jourlal, Kansas
City, Mo.
This offer will not extend beyond Oc.
tober l 1904 aud positively no aiiustmen
NJ this rate will Toe granted 90 aubscrip
tious after that date.
Address The KAHsAs CrrY JouENAL,
KANSAS CRY, No.
The Jasper news., 1904-08-25
serenaded A - Member.

Tho Jasle r baud vent to The h,mr
e Mr Palmer IL uIiie south of town last
night aod ser,pad john Paimar "a
member Of zinc band wha has been sick
for several months After number
tones tine boys were invited
into tho dining ruDu where they were
treated with ice cream aad caEu by Mts
Pal nor and her charming daughter Miss
Lou Palmer, John -,rurJ .u enjoy the
uu sic greatly and Tine h,nd u9g ureA
eIiuytd their entertainments
The Jasper news., 1904-08-25
W. ). BRYAN AT LAnAR.
VIII Speak There Next Wednesday
hf.ernOun.

w. J. Bryan Is scheduled to speak At
Lamar next Wednesday afternoon, Aug
ust 81. lie via STOP ~ Lamar on his
WY 70 Springfield where he viii take
part in the opening OF he state cam
paign IN Missouri, ) piuubcr /,
The Jasper news., 1904-08-25
TEMPERANCE COLUMN
Conducted by the W. Q. T. Y.

A good attendance at the Rally at
Lakeside although the weather was
threatening Our faithful temperance
worker Parker Moon presided. Nh
Stokes the husband OF our Carrie Lee
Carter made rousing speech and sal d
he would rather be tied 10 the apron
strings Of the W CT L than the apron
strings OF Z, bar teuder.
Mr. HI.l who is running for Governing
made "A fiue speech he said the great
commercial Nprd had taken up the
temperance cause. Armour required
total aUst,uer= 10 his employ, railroads.
employed no drinkers etc. Eyep thing
looked cLcU uraging to the total drstruc'
tIon Of The Liquor trade.
The good people OF Carterville are
aroused aud the ". c. =. U. ladies
appeared before the city council asking
for the Sunday closing Of salOUus. IL
seem strange way we nave laws
and officers paid 10 enforce them thatit
Ueconca necessary for people to request
city councils u 90 their outy ct such Is
the case 10 Careryrlc, 1Ac ours d
a4iupn -notd 20, uuiy be closed Oh sun
day bot livery other day Tnn pr0hlui
tOuisis u,miuatcui ticket at this meet
Ipg. NJ 5 Matthews.
The Jasper news., 1904-08-25

c. W, Johnston OF Dublin expects to
open u SECOND hapd store IN the neuL-
ricks building north Of the opera house
about September lie viii deal il
now and second hand furniture apd do
repairing and painting,
The Jasper news., 1904-08-25
Notice.

All parties Knowing themselves in.
drh,ed To the D.. =. Lciss Grain Co., are
n qurstyd u call AZ the Lsiss and ilof,
u,u feed mill on South main street aud
settle same 10 oAce AS must have the
mpuuy. j. 7. LESS JU-2
The Jasper news., 1904-08-25

Fount Morgan Of near Golden City
passed through Jasper Tuesday on his
way to the hnell fair with bis pacing
maze which he will enter ia ths i4gmcfs
road r. CO.
The Jasper news., 1904-08-25

lis said hotJ,e and glass
VIII make a. person mellow,
Bur Rocky Mountain Teas che drink
That l,eus up fellow.
J X. Scho1!rr
The Jasper news., 1904-08-25
Notice

al persons knowing themselves 10 be
indebted TO Us please call aud settle your
account by Sept. lst 1904 either by cash
or note. Your krspecy,
Wolf lIdwe Co.
The Jasper news., 1904-08-25

Mr.. and Mrs CtSs. Ward were ~
from WeDb City several days last week
returning to Wehu SUNDAY. Mr,. Clint
Gecter rpturped with them fur short
visit.
The Jasper news., 1904-08-25

List Of unclaimed letters remaining in
the Post OlicoAt Jasper Mo. for the
week ending Aug -, 1901.
LElTGia
Az Z. R-cnrr. K. T.. Pope
The Jasper news., 1904-08-25
Come, Coms,

To the City Feed Store, CorIor Main
Street ADD Grand Avenue, When sou
want hour or feed. Best -four made and
iced fall kinds as cheap as the cheapest
j y WaidrOn, Mgr
The Jasper news., 1904-08-25

The -upcial MEETINGS Hf ia. UrI-titu
church are..ti,l gotn, gp and y,. mo.
bab,, coptipu. lie n,,.pr...rri. v'..,,.
Rev Jeans who has i.a.n 4-.,..,ne IN the
meetings has returned q, his home al
srrr.....l. and tb,..a-f,, Roo. .I..., T..
rr..rn,o,. ,r,s.y,.,,
ie' " y N'o@''F Tors gears mission
my 10 '"'"" VIII l'rdch ''iH' FI's,on
"''~"u''H next a"''"'n mo'nins ana
h'EAt a"' also lecture 'n 'i""aHy u'+h''
With stcrcoptican We've. Aanr-iu,,jad
to ALTERED Noadmi--ioo charged, oIar-
iIgs taken.
Mrs DO 3D. l1he aud children who have
parents Mr.. and ,ls john lIlnamoo left
Tues lay night fur beer hnur AZ StLouis.
Her sister Ms t,.yne iliulmou re.
turned With h"r and yu! stay tiu
A. ~ 49,.
- =. : ,'' i'''o 1ND '',S' v u
-" 60, ~ ''' D." ST. = 'u'S ''sI week
va D. - ''.'' ,. "7 I.'u' n'u Yesterday
81 LOUIS whore she Will study the fall
m"Iintr! styles aud buy her fall stock
pl mi''in'y'
Miss Ora Avery Of portoryile Cal
'
""' mas oern Sis'''n2 nor grandmother
''N ''''''' i''' az" 7" '"'' N'uo ~ TINS
N.Y. - No" E''''''E her u'cie NNas'
"''' ''''' VI l-A'i'"''
Ffoi }, j, Rowe was in Jasper
tins week ard shipped their household
goods to Granly where be will
term,
Wednesday to visit her sister, MIS-. f,
L. Appleby aud will probably visit rea.
" Wv 9'' 80
ndies ~ ,no p'o,is, obr ~, : - - 1"y
wns, snco.,.f,,I a,r,ir haIh LII, '..s
9n,nci.ic ,hn,t a., hoi,.', -, '''''
Mis- Lena Mears srriyed MONDAY
night from la. Anrelcs C,l and 1,i,
lfT A. D
The Jasper news., 1904-08-25

1 hive line OF canned meats, Bonrd
Turkey, Boned Chicken etc. Time for
unohes G. W. Stratton.
The Jasper news., 1904-08-25

Mr., aud Mrs. } " Spaid, Mr.. and
Mrs, G l. Spajd and Mr., and Mrs. Y
Won iett Tuesday morning for q week 5
soiours at The N0liu's Fair.
The Jasper news., 1904-08-25

MIR. aud Mrs. Al W, Bedell and their
interesting childrrn Of AuEJra, Mo-, are
visiting relatives Of Jasper.
The Jasper news., 1904-08-25

Mr and Mrs Homer Pitts are in S,
Louis this week.
The Jasper news., 1904-08-25

Best Grade coal oil at craudall Bros
The Jasper news., 1904-08-25

Prof. j. J., Rowe was in jasper
this week ard shipped their household
goods TO Granly where be will
have charge of the schools the coming
term,
The Jasper news., 1904-08-25

Miss Ora Avery Of pprteryile, CAL,
who has been visiting hor granddaughter
and unrIes Bert and Omer Webb in this
city, rs now visiting her urcle Chas.
Webb east OF Lamar
The Jasper news., 1904-08-25

Miss Edna Gooding aud Alma Rhoades
left Tuesday morning Tor Bucyrus.
kans., to visit their uno.e Ii / Goodins.
The Jasper news., 1904-08-25

Miss Ruth BedeIl went 70 Aurora
Wednesday to visit her sister, Mrs. f.
l.. Appleby and will probably visit rela-
lives 10 Springfield before she returns
The Jasper news., 1904-08-25

III Hendricks was Lamar visitor
Friday
The Jasper news., 1904-08-25

Lemons l5c Doz at Crandall Bros.
The Jasper news., 1904-08-25

Geo Andrews has returned from a
visit with ME soa DR. Andrews r,Craud-
~. Hta wo nuie sran.s1u, rttur. ed
with him.
The Jasper news., 1904-08-25

Mis- Lena Mears srriyed Monday
night from Los Angeles Cal, aud viii
make her home with Der grandparents
Mr u ID MRS a II Hendricks.
The Jasper news., 1904-08-25

Miss Gertrude Spaid is visiting rela-
lives at Carthage this week.
The Jasper news., 1904-08-25

Mr.. ard Mrs, L. d. Hiatt Of Carthage
visited Mr.. aud Mrs. A, II. HenuE.cks
sunday
The Jasper news., 1904-08-25

The ice cream supper giyep 10y the
Indies OF tho Baptist church Saturday
was successful affair both socially and
financially, about sl5 being cleared.
The Jasper news., 1904-08-25

Harry Roy and Roscoe Baird left last
Saturday for Colorado where they will
look for location
The Jasper news., 1904-08-25

Miss ada Prick is is 81 LQuis studying
the fail styles in Milliney and enjoying
me Worlds Fait.
The Jasper news., 1904-08-25

r L Roberts & Son wishes to
settle your account with them
On or before Sept Ist 1904.
The Jasper news., 1904-08-25

The Misses Bedel has our thanks for
Ia beautiful boquet of pansies left at
tbs liIioa raesdaY.
The Jasper news., 1904-08-25

Mrs. I Simpson and Mrs. Y. Il,
Hen trick, went 10 st, Louis last week.
Mrs. Hendricks. ratu.ncd yesterday
NOR rlns but MIR Simp3un remained in
81 Louis whore she will study the fall
millinery styles aud buy her fall stock
Of miIiuey.
The Jasper news., 1904-08-25


I0s
-
T.
mEEls
COUNT:
The Jasper news., 1904-08-25

~ siIlIal8 ~ a. llanIlII Bros.
Morris tribune., 1904-03-19
a Pig Sticking Incident.

Captain James D. Graham, In.
dian medical service, Fourth Bengal
lancers, quartered at Allahabad, has
sent to the Indian Medical Gazette
an account of pig sticking acct
dent which is probably unique. A
lieutenant who was out pig sticking
came up with the beast, which was
On his off side, and stuck it. It
swerved across to the near side, and
the spear, striking the pony's off
shoulder, was wrenched out of, the,
riders hand and also shaken clear
OF the pig. 1t was flung butt to the
ground, and the point, rising in the
air, penetrated the pony's near
shoulder, passed through it's chest
and ribs and out at the flap of the
saddle. Thence it entered the feshy
muscles at the back Of the riders
LETT thigh, passing out about six
and a half inches higher up. The
pony stopped still, and the lance
was extracted after the shaft had
been cut. The lieutenant recover
ID, but the pony died of pnsumonia
D week later.
Morris tribune., 1904-03-19
HAD GOLD TO SELL.

/ can give chapter and verse fol-
dozens of atrocities which prove
conclusively that Colombia has no
title to be dealt with by the United
States or any other power as a civ
ilized nation. Here is one typical
story:
A dentist named Theophile Bor-
raro came to me one day and asked
if | wanted to buy some gold. I
said yes, and he unwrapped bundle
and showed me about pound of
gold tooth filings, some of which
had fragments Of teeth still stick
ing in them.
"Where did you get them ?" I ask
ed in Mortified amazement.
81 got some Of them in the fight
at San 'Jose," he replied, "and the
rest were got by government colo
mel in the last engagement at Buena-
ventura
'.But how did you get them out ?"
owe just knocked them out with
bayonets and the butt ends of RI
fes. The soldiers did that to all
the bodies, and I bought the gold
for mere trifle. Worlds Work.
Morris tribune., 1904-03-19
A BABooN HERO.
An Incident of a Stirring Monkey Hunt
In Africa.

An Incident of Stirring Monkey HUNT
In Africa.
The German naturalist, Herr
Brehm, tells this story Of his ad-
venture with balloons in Africa:
'sOur dogs, beautiful, slender
greyhounds, accustomed to fight
successfully with hyenas and other
beasts of prey, rushed toward the
balloons, which from distance
looked more like beasts Of prey than
like monkeys, and drove them hasti-
ly up the precipices to right and
left. But only the females took
fight. The males turned to face
the dogs, growled, beat the ground
with their hands, opened their
mouths wide, showed their glitter
ing teeth and looked at their ad-
versaries so furiously and malicious
ly that the hounds, battle hardened
and usually bold, shrank back dis
comfted and almost timidly sought
6dleGy UOolu0 uo.
"Before we had succeeded in stir
ring them up to show fight the posi-
ton of the monkeys Had changed
considerably, and when the dogs
charged second time nearly all the
herd were in safety.
"But one little monkey, about
half year old, had been left be-
hind. 1t shrieked loudly as the dogs
rushed toward it, but succeeded in
gaining the top of rock before
they had arrived. Our dogs placed
themselves cleverly, so as to cut OF
its retreat, and then we thought
that they would catch it.
''That was not to be. Proudly
and with dignity, without hurrylng
in the least or paying any heed tc
us, an old male stepped down from
the security of the rocks toward the
hard pressed little one, walked to.
ward the dogs without betraylng the
slightest fear, held them in check
with chances. gestures and sounds
Morris tribune., 1904-03-19
"OLD sOD''RErlEMBERED.
St. Patrick's Day Celebrated with
Good Speeches and Fine Music

Good Speeches and Fine Music,
The celebration of St Patrick's
Day at tbs armory on Thursday
evening under the auspices of the
Ancient Order of Hibernians and the
Daughters of Erin was most sue
cessful affair. The armory was
crowded to the doors with the ma.
tives of the Emerald Isle and their
friends.
D. S. Long acted as chairman of
the evening, ami made some very
witty remarks during the course of
the evening, After music by Watzke's
orchestra, the chairman introduced
Fred E. Smith, who made but a few
brief but appropriate remarks on the
subject of the evening. He dwelt
principally upon oppression of the
Irishmen in their own land, and the
leading place which they had taken
in other lands, and especially in our
own country, where he said, there
were no better class of citizens than
the Irish. Mrs. A. L. Stenger, who
is gifted with wonderfully rich
and well-trained voice, sang "Kath.
leen Mavouneen", and afterwards
responded to an encore.
A male quartet, composed of
Messrs. Forkner, Carkner, Gagne
and Smith, sang the "Wild Irish Rose"
and then Sweet Antoipette" as au
encore. This is one of the new quar-
tets Of the city, but they have already
become popular.
r. H. Grace was introduced, and
gave the principal address of the
evening. Mr.. Grace is proud of the
land of his fathers and is very we'll
versed in her history. He spoke of
the conditions of Ireland before the
coming of St. Patrick in the fifth
century, of the conversion of the
Irish to Christianity, and of the raise
of that people in civilization and
education. Here great schools and
universities were founded, and here
the lamp of civilization was bept
burning, while the rest of Europ5
sunk into the darkness of the Dark
Ages. Then in the tenth G. injury
came the hordes of savage Norsemen,
the monuments of civilization we're
overthrow, and the foundations laid
for the thousand years OF wars, civil
and foreign. The greatness Of the
Irish as people was spoken of, and
the hope for better condition ex-
pressed. Mr.. Grace's speech was a
thrilling REVIEW of the history of Ire.
land, and he was frequently inter.
rapted with applause.
"A Handful OF EARTH, sang by
Miss Callaghan, of Glenwood, and
another selection by the quartet
closed the program of the evening
after which the hall was cleared. for
dancing. An excellent lunch was
served by the ladies at midnight.
Morris tribune., 1904-03-19
UP to Their Knees.

The Charlton (Mo.) Courier tells
Of small boy who rushed up to a
neighbor recently and said, IF you
please, sir, father and the hired man
have been cleaning out the well and
are in mud up to their knees"
"Well, what of that ?" asked the
neighbor.
swell, if you please, sir, they are
in it wrong side up" replied the boy.
Then the neighbor began to run.
Sunday School Teacher-Harry,
do you know who wrote the story of
the loaves and fishes we have just
finished reading?
:Harry-No, ma'am, but it sounds
: good deal like one Of pas FISH sto-
rieA..