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Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-04-01

Thanks TO the Invention of tho limo,
type. newspaper publishers have not
been compelled to order an n sup.
ply OF X. and sorts. as a result OF
the outbreak Of the var.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-04-01

Tho part of iIfo that isn't fillcd with
reErctJa often allied with worry. Hap
py Is the man who has nothing worse
than tho weather TO worry him.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-04-01

Almost any city can be made beau
tifui. but the first step seems TO be
TO start something like they had re-
Gently ut Baltimore.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-04-01

There being no other Sandy method
of attracting attention. Peru has had
an earthquake.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-04-01

The senate has lifted Chaplain
Males pay 500 year. but how many
senators has he converted?
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-04-01
Direction Of Sound.

Experiments have shown tia, a per-
soa speaking In tho open air can bo
heard about equally as well at q dis.
,anro Of one hundred feet In fror'.
scsrs,y. ave a; o!,ho. side. and thirty
behind.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-04-01

trc the American people asked to
believe that Mr.. Schwab has been at
Monte Carlo all this time and has
broken tho bank oniy oHco7
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-04-01

4 mob down In Maine has been
eraEcd by religion. Dut. then. n mob
can got crazcd over anything. or moth.
inE at all. The chief thing is To &C,
efased.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-04-01

What II all American women are
pigcon-toed? II doesn't seem TO inter
fere with their getting married.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-04-01
Try Ore PACKAGE,

n Defiance Starch" does nos
please you. return is 10 your dealsr.
n I, does you get oHethird more fov
the same money. Il will give you
satisfaction, and will not stick TO Tie
ifon.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-04-01

Korea may change its. name from
''the land OF the morning calm" to
"the land OF all.day trouble"
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-04-01

it's ever sU much easier and less CT.
pcnsise 10 get married than Il Is to
get unmarried.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-04-01

rIso's Cure for Consumption is an in'siifh,s
fnesiicise for oosshs and coids-S. W. Sksrsis
Ocean GtOve, " J., Feb. IL, ip"o BE-
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-04-01

Defiance Starch is guaranteed big.
gest and best or money refunded. 10
ounces, 10 cents. Try 1t now.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-04-01

Brads;reet has discovered that eighty.
four peT cent. of the merchants vht
failed In isF9 I'D not advertise In th.
newspapers. That explains IT,
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-04-01

Try me Just once and I am sure
90 come again. Defiance Starch.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-04-01

Tombstone epi,aphs dom, foel the
recording angel.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-04-01

The common cur is the Iuckicst Of soss
for u Isn't fashionable TO cur,aii the tall
OF cur.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-04-01

Some girls seek for husbands when
they would do better to go after bache.
iors.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-04-01

It's an easv matter for stlnev man 10
get rich-but what's the use7
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-04-01

An indiana woman gave her propert,
AWAY at the Direction Of spirits Ther.
ase MANY nfeh who have sdaandsfrsj rfeii
coin while under the Influence Of splrits
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-04-01

Nrs. wirstov.s sc-tbina Syrup.
- tafsfss tssthlrss sgstsas IRE rarrs. rsise.s -
sass>ssss. sassys pss.. xsfss ~tl4 esss x bssais
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-04-01
LATEST NEWS FROM WASHINGTON
Land Law Decisions.

In tho Senate Mr.. Gibson spoke for
his bill for the repeal OF the desert
land, the timber and stone laws and
of the Communication clause OF the home
stead law. He contended that our
remaining agricultural lands should bs
held exclusively for actual settlers and
that tho timber belonging to tho ma.
tion should be properly cared for. and
as II II required. sold at Its true value
This reform can only be accom-.
plished. he said. by an absolute yepeal
OF tho desert land act. OF tho commu'
tntion clause OF the homestead act
and OF the timber and stone act.
Mr.. Gibson argued that frauds are
made possible by all these laws. He
quoted tho land decisions OF the In
terior Department as showing that In
1877 as much as 34.95S acres OF land
had been entered In California under
the desert land law for the benedt OF
J. B. Haggin. "and." he added. Il am
informed that desert land entries for
the benefit Of Mr.. Haggin- and his as
sociates exceeded 100000 acres An.
other instance was given In which 49,
900 acres Of land was entered In wy
oming by residents OF eastern states.
who Immediately turned the land over
to land company without having even
been on II. .----,--.....---,-.
Senator Gibson denied that tho re-
peal Of these laws would seriously
cripple the irrigation fund. since II
now aggregates $4,000. 900. including
land filings TO date. and will be fur-
thcr increased by sales Of coal lands.
timber. etc. -
Tho bill was allowed to lie on the
table until April 9Th. In order TO per
nit further discussion.
The Cook County herald., 1904-05-28
Worlds Supply of Opium

Few people have any idea Of the
vast areas given over wholly to the
cultivation of opium. The consump-
ton and the manufacture of this drug,
far from being on the decline, are on
the increase to an almost inc: lie
extent The greed for gold is far
more predominant in the human
makeup than is the philanthropic
spirit which seeks to elevate han.
kind, though it's purse may suffer in
so doing. England reaps more be- eft
from the cultivation of opium that II
other nations put together.
In the district Of Bengal alone
there are nearly 100000 acres de-
voted exclusively to the cultivation
Of the poppy. It's cultivation is legal
lied and in every way encouraged by
the British government, which has an
absolute monopoly of this industry in
India. The two principal districts
are presided over by and under the
direct control of English officials re-
siding at Patna and Ghazipur. The
The Cook County herald., 1904-05-28
Brown Bears ! Got Even

Raymond L. Ditmar, head keeper of
the New York Geological Park, tells
a story which we'll illustrates the
sense of humor most members of the
bear family are known to possess.
A pair of brown bear cubs were
put into the same pit with a black
bear. The latter was almost full
grown and larger than the two little
brown cubs together. So he proceed
ed to bully them, nipping their f1anks
when they ate, tumbling them about,
and ducking them in the water tank
in the middle of the inclosure.
Protest did them no good, and the
only peace they ever found was when
they crawled into little cavity be-
tween the rocks, too small for the
black bear.
But while the black bear remained
much the same size, the little brown
cubs grew apace, and soon they ap-
preached the size of their bully For
a time both sides seemed unconscious
that relations might soon change.
But one day the crisis came.
The two brown cubs were sleepily
lying on the brink Of the water basin.
The Cook County herald., 1904-05-28

the black bear rolled sleeplessjy in.
the shade of rock ledge.
FINALLY he rose, waddled over to the
tank to drink, and then sat down on
MS haunches. His eyes fell on the
two drowsy cubs. With a snort he
rose again, and then deliberately
gave one of the brown bears a shove
into the tank.
The cub came up on the opposite
side with a howl. His partner gave
a responsive howl. Then both charg
ed the black bear.
mere was a mOmentary scuffle, an
urslne yell, and the black bear went
into the tank. He rose after his in.
voluntary dive and tried to crawl out,
but brown paw came down on his
nose with such force that he turned
to the other side
Again he tried to crawl out, but
again powerful rap on his head
sent him back. Again and again he
tried to regain the rock brink-each
time he was pushed back. When he
made an attempt the two brown cubs
were on hard to knock him down.
Finally the keepers came to the
rescue, but after that there was no
more bullying done by the black bear
The Cook County herald., 1904-05-28

field of about 100000 acres and that
of Benares is close second with 49,.
500 acres.
There is a fierce dispute going on
Just now as to the relative merits OF
demerits Of opium. Many eminent
men in the scientific world openly
declare that opium is blessing. The
government experts in the country
where it grows go SO far as to say
that opium is a blessing instead OF
being curse to the natives. How.
ever, the vast majority Of mankind
viii long be of the undivided opinion
thGt opium is the most all-crushine
lNlsn that afflicts man. The enthusi.
Rsts, " rather, extremists, of the
international Anti-cpiun society pic.
ture the condition of India under the
ban of opium in the most dreadful
manner possible. According to one
OF these men, all of the G0O,000000
Of human beings in Asia are exposed
to the evils of the opium trade as
legalized by the British government
Scientific American.
The Cook County herald., 1904-05-28
Sports Good For Women

For many years past the girls at the
several institutions of learning main
tanned for their especial benefit have
been indulging secretly in athletic
training. The result is found to-day
in more perfect womanhood, physic-
ally considered. Nowadays such
training is no longer conducted in
secret. Common sense rules and our
young ladies have their regular atil-
letic meetings and play their inter-
scholastic matches at suitable games,
very much in the fashion of their
brothers, says the Illustrated Sport
ing News. Now, what will be the
result of these sweeping changes?
Speaking as an ex-athletic who has
enjoyed ample facilities for observ-
ing the effects of judicious exercise
upon school fellows, I unhesitatingly
say that the exercises and games
now so eagerly followed by women
cannot fail to be productive of great
and lasting good. The benefits of
scientific training Of the muscles are
The Cook County herald., 1904-05-28
An Easy Way to Do It,

Mineral, Idaho, April 11.-Mr. D.
S. Colson Of this place has something
to say which will be Of interest to
many men. Mr.. Colson claims to
have found simple way to get rid
of pains in the back, Sciatica or Rheu.
matism. He has cured himself and
so claims personal experience in proof
of his method.
Mr.. Colson says
Il had awful pains in my hip. They
got so bad at last that could hardly
walk. I tried several things, but got
no relief till I began to use Dodd's
Kidney Pills and l had taken but a
few of these pills till the pain left
me entirely.
"Dodd's Kidney Pills certainly did
me lots of good and consider them q
great medicine"
The remedy that cured Mr.. Colson
is the same that has been making
such sensational cures Of Bright's
Disease, Diabetes, Dropsy and Rheu-
matism all over the country. The
name of the medicine is Dodd's Kid
ney Pills.
The Cook County herald., 1904-05-28

Well-nigh invaluable, the possible evils
so few as to be unimportant. In these
Gays the Importance of sound mind
and a healthy body can hardly be
overestimated, and only a deeply pref
udlced person dare say that a vigor-
Gus, healthy, outdoor girl is not the
queen OF her sex.
That we to-day have so many of
them is a blessing the real worth of
which will surely be proved later on.
The outdoor girl of to-day is to be the
mother Of race of stalwarts of the
future, SO surely as the race is to be
perIetuated. WOman's place in sport
is right beside her brother. Should
she, in some particular branch of it,
move slightly ahead or fall a trifle
behind, it matters. not SO long as she
keeps in touch. Then her magical in.
fucEce will refine and elevate with.
out detracting from the value of his
favorite pastimcs, while she, in return,
will learn many delightful things and
find that priceless reward of outdoor
life-ccbust health.
The Cook County herald., 1904-05-28
APPLICANT in WRONG RooM..
Took Examination to Get a Marriage
License. ..'

look examination 10 Cct Marriage
License.' ''.."
During the excitement of a physical
examination of candidates for places
on the police force yesterday in the
city hall, a mild-mannered man wan
dered into the room and somehow got
mixed up with the aspirants for places
on the force. He was instructed to re-
move his clothes partly, and in few
minutes was hard at work with the
other men in the room. raising dumb
bells, initiating his chest, and undergo.
ing general physical examination.
Run around the room, he was COM
manded, and, on trot, he made the
circuit of the room dozen times.
Almost out of breath, he stopped
then and inquired.
Look a. here, what else have I got
to do to get my license?"
What license?" Queried the sur
geon, in surprise.
why, my marriage license. That's
what I came in for" was the reply.
Say" said the surgeon, you're in
the wrong room. l thought you want
ed to be policeman. The license bu-
reau is down stairs. s."-Philadelphia
Record.
The Cook County herald., 1904-05-28
Song of the Samuari

The sword of the Samurai CLEANS still
In the arms Of new Japan:
Though the knights be dead, there's an
ancient thrill
That comes to the fighting man.
Pride of a dauntless nation rings
Firm is his battle cry
List to the Nippon host that sings
The song of the Samura.
"Though our thews be small, yet our
hearts are great,
And our souls, they are souls of fire,
Here's a sword for love and a sword for
hate,
In the war gods hot DESIRE
Who cares for Death when 4 passion fair
Gives us joy by the blade to. die?
For We'll strike to the heart Of the Rus
sian bear
With the sword of the Samurai
by that long, smooth edge that our
fathers wrought,
On a forge that a gods breath blew:
By that lacquered hilt that the artists,
fraught
The Cook County herald., 1904-05-28
The Value Of Faith

man and taught those around him by
example more than by words.
The stair-climbing report on him
has encouraged me as many times as
lie took steps to get his first order.
Faith is the water that washes. off
discourag gements, and stories of how
victims of disadvantage became vic
torious are like soap to help the wat
er to do better work.
In my work there is one client on
which worked for years before get
ting my first regular order, and then
l worked eight months on one of his
perplexlties before getting my, first
ray Of light toward solution OF it,
Earl M. Pratt. = ~. +.
The Cook County herald., 1904-05-28

He lived until he died in the beau
tiful Forest City of Ohio.
It may be that I remember him be-
cause 1 went on crutches for two
years.
One of his acquaintances told me
a dozen times to secure one seventy
five-cent order.
After that, however, the firm up at
the top of the long effort gave him
all their business in his line.
When met the Cleveland Cripple
In his Office I did not know about the
seventy-fve-cent example of persever-
ance. ~. :. ...
He was q quiet, pleasing kind of a
The Cook County herald., 1904-05-28
Deafness Cannot Re Cured

by local applications, they cannot reach the dis.
eased portion OF the ear There ia only one way to
Deafness and that is by constitutional remedes
Deafness ts caused by an inaamed condition Of the
mucous lining Of the Eustachian Tube. When this
tube is tnflamed you have arumbng sound or i'm.
perfect hearing and when 1t is entirely closed Deaf.
ness Is the result and unless the Inflammation can be
taken out and this tube restored normal cond
tion hearing viii be destroyed forever; nine
out OF ten are caused by Catarrh which is nothing
but an inaamed condition Of the mucous surfaces.
We Will give One Hundred Dollars for any case Of
DEAFNESS lcaused by catarrh) that cannot be cured
by Halls Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars. free
F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O..
Sold by Druggists, 15c
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Cook County herald., 1904-05-28

With the zeal that the heroes knew,
Let us on where the northern barbarians
fare,
And Well strike to the heart of the Rus.
sian bear
With the sword of the Samurai
Though their ranks, like the ocean, may
flood the plains.
Like breakers may beat us back:
Here's the blade that shall open our own
warm veins
Ere we faint in their fierce attack.
Rather the boast of an ancient lord,
By his own fair steel to die,
Than with shame of defeat to pollute the
sword
The sword Of the Samurai.''
This is the song of the Samurai
In the army of new Japan,
Where the seeds of a world-old honor lie
In the soul of the fighting man.
Pride of a dauntless nation rings,
Firm is his battle cry;
List to the Nippon host that sings
The song of the Samurai-
Wallace Irwin.
The Cook County herald., 1904-05-28
PATENTS.

Northwestern Inventors.
Edward Buckingham, Brookings, S..
D., thill support; Martin Pledge, MiQ-
neapolis, Minn., 6shhook; Chauncey
Hill, Hopkins, Mimi, band cutter and
feeder; Louis Hong, Sisseton, S. D.,
speed governor; Robert Norton,
Thomas, N. D., can opener; Christoph-
er Stene, Ashby, Minn., axle lubrica-
tor: Albert Swanson, Minot, N. d.,
vehicle pole tip.
Lothrop & Johnson. patent lawyers. oil
hhC VIZ Pioneer Press Bldg, St. Paul.
The Cook County herald., 1904-05-28
Lest He Forue*.

Pinckney had made his famous dec
laration, Millions for defense, but not
a cent for tribute"
Excuse me, SIR" insinuated the
waiter, "but haven't you forgotten
something's"
With wall of anguish he had to
climb down from his high horse-New
York Sun.
The Cook County herald., 1904-05-28
A Measure Of Time:

They had been engaged only few
days. so the sensations were still COM
paratively new.
Cant you stay little longer?" she
pleaded, as he gave indications of pre-
pairing to leave.
well, perhaps very little longer"
he said.
How long?" she asked.
About ten Kisses" he replied-Chi-
cagO Post.
The Cook County herald., 1904-05-28
The Horrors Of War.

There was young man from Vodni-
jszmfrecfski-
Who fought under General Piobszm-
replondercfski;
In a charge at DuriskoffbriZsteno-
witch
He was hit on the kmjiplxtsubem-
provitch,
And cried as he fell: "Mirjcbujmoh-
trszecfski" - Chicago Record
Herald.
The Cook County herald., 1904-05-28
Overheard at AsheviIIe.

Fatler-But why hasten the mar
riage?
Daughter-Why, the count may die,
papa.
Father-What of it? He doesn't
owe me anything yet.-Judge.
The Cook County herald., 1904-05-28
DISTEMP Err,

T. F. Goers one of the greatest horsemen,
says: Il have used .>pl'hn's UisteMper Cure for
eight years. 1t is the best to cure and prevent
OF druggists. or write manufacturers Agents
wanted Easily sold. Spohn Medical Co., Live
Stock Doctors, Goshen, Ind.
The Cook County herald., 1904-05-28
To-day's Slapstick.

Biffins-I must hurry on with this
medicine.
Muffins-Whats the matter? Some.
body sick?
Biffins-Yes the window sill.
verybody-Swat, smash! bang!-
Baltimore News.
The Cook County herald., 1904-05-28
Hand Power Hay Press 928. 90.

Greatest, simplest, best invention Of
the age. boy can, make regular
sized 14x1Sx4S in. bales like fun, and
two boys can bale three tons per day
easily.
SEND THIS NOTICE TO-DAY
to the John A. Salzer Seed Co., La
Crosse, Wis, with sc stamps for mail
Ing, and get their big catalog, fully de-
scribing this great Hay Press, so also
hundreds Of tools and thousands of va
rieties Of Farm and Vegetable Seeds.
lW. N. U.)
The Cook County herald., 1904-05-28

Most Of our enemies are too con-
trary to stand still while we do the
coalof-6re-heaping act.
The Cook County herald., 1904-05-28

Some men are so selfish that they
often blame themselves in order to be
praised.
The Cook County herald., 1904-05-28

PERKINS, PILE SPECIFIC.
The Internal Remedy that will cure
absolutely any case of Piles. Insist
on getting it from your Druggist.
The Cook County herald., 1904-05-28
From His Point of View.

Johnny-Pa, why do they call the
wedding a bridal tour'?"
Brow B. Ten-Because it happens
after man gets his neck into the
halter.-Butte Inter- Mountain.
The Cook County herald., 1904-05-28

Some engagements end happily, but
the majority of them end in mar
riage.
The Cook County herald., 1904-05-28

e}TG permanently cured No ta or nervouaness afeee
first days OF Dr. Klines Great Nerve Restor.
e. Send for FREE 81 90 trial bottle and treatise.
The Cook County herald., 1904-05-28

lam sure Piso's Cure for Consumption saved
my life three years ago.-Mrs. THos. ROBBINS,
Maple Street, Norwich, N. Y, Feb. II, 1900
The Cook County herald., 1904-05-28

Mrs. Windows Soothing Syrup.
For children teeth1ng softens the gurus radnces f.
0ammaton. sllays pain cures wind collie 25c bottle
The Cook County herald., 1904-05-28

The worst of all knaves are those
who can mimic their honesty,
The Cook County herald., 1904-05-28

Never pose as an angel until you
are sure that your wings have sprout-
ed good crop of pinfeathers.
The Cook County herald., 1904-05-28
A Busy Family.

~ busy d1ITIIJ'
"Whar's Bill?"
"Huntin' rabbits"
AN Dick?"
"Haulin' firewood to cook EN-"
An the old man."
"Tradin' a bale O. cotton for box {
matches! !"-Atlanta Constitution.
The Cook County herald., 1904-05-28

Wigg!erS Stick LAUNDRY BLUE
Won't spill. break, freeze nor spot clothes.
Costs 10 cents and equals 20 cents worth of
any other bluing. If your grocer does not
keep it send lOc for sample to The Laundry
Blue Co., IA Michigan Street, Chicago.
The Cook County herald., 1904-05-28
"A prominent Southern lady, Mrs.
blanchard, of Nashville, Tenn, tells how
she was cured of backache, dizziness, pain
tul and irregular periods by the use of
Lydia E. Pinkhan's Veoetable Cornno,,nd

DEAR MRS F1NKHAM: Gratitude compes Acknowledges thu
g6 or Sn yo91 1haye
would only suffering to me- ~ WV 0 W oD'0 "AASA>
"Beer health rosb1o rxa;,
hams Vegetable Compound brought me health and HAPPINESS IN
mont teel like another
n%ve @ me Lie seems new and sweet to and everything
sx bottles brought heat and more than months
Ine doctors which
sfed there medicine good for sick as YOUR
GPoon ana ADVOCATE it to lady friends
MRS. B. A. BLANCHARD 422 Broad St., Nashville Tenn
~ When women troubled suppressed enstru.
bearing feeling inflammation ovar backache boatnp r
The Cook County herald., 1904-05-28

Carpets can be colored on the floor
with PUTNAM FADELESS DYES.
The Cook County herald., 1904-05-28

The true man glories in the upward
movement of all men, both as to ma
tions, the world and the universe.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1904-06-24
q Musical Carnival.

Monday evening, June 9th, at the
Hawaiian Opera House, Mr.. Ernest Ka-
al, the well known instructor of stringed
instruments, will give his musicale I'M
der the patronage of the Princess Ka-
wananakoa, Mrs. E. d. Tenney, Mrs.
A. G. Halves, Mrs. F. H. Humphris and
Mrs. E. S. Cunha. There viii appear
Kaais combined classes of sixty stu
dents, mandolin quartet of four little
girls under ten years of age, rendering
their selection with Hawaiian charm
a banjo trio and either quintet. TAX
ing the program as a whole, the selec-
tions are unusually choice. kaai's new
orchestra of nine pieces is composed of
artists.