New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-12-19


Where roses used 70 grow.
And a little bit OF day
smile and then sigh
For little pleasures passed away.
A little bit of folly
And a little bit OF sense.
And a little Wild expense:
little bit of sorrow
And little bit Of cheer.
little BIT OF waiting
-Cwashington Star.
A curious question has arisen in the Maine courts
Last winter several important cases were tried at
the January session fer Androscoggin County and
marked law court Immediately after the term
ended the court stenographer died. and no one
can be found who can translate his notes. because
OF his peculiar system of shorthand Must they
be retired. and. if so. at whose expense?
the h aa eEse es Rod dg and tbg 5s to
which was doctors sign large rather og mas 81
culi o'clock. looking woman woman oPened the door.
called to ask if the doctor had any old clothes he'd
kind Clothes % d hna oe saS G fer fer all
thing the doctor could let me have, an amt per-
The woman ma smilsdi: and made reply:
''suffern' Mosesi'' calculated the tramp. as he
made 4 Decline for the gate-CLippincotts Maya
1.-THE Booster" of Crimson 01o), describes the
first wedding celebrated in that metropolis as fol-
lows: 1.-THE first wedding OF a Crimson person in
Crimson occurred Monday evening when Miss Mary
Salyars and John Mack married at the resi-
dence of the brides parents. in North Hannah-ave.
CBrimson), at high O'Clock. They were married by
the beautiful silver dollar ceremony the presiding
officer Judge Seymour Oyler instructing the groom
to present that much of the fee to the bride The
bride blue dress with skirt of three cores
tastefully trimmed in brass buttons and later
entertained the company by singing unaided that
beautiful ballad entitled The boy who broke the
Sabbath and got into the penitentiary. The bride
has lived here only short time and has made many
friends. The groom IS industrious young man,
and Tho Booster wishes them great happiness.
They are visiting at TndaI but Mr. Mack may
join his father-in-law in the backsmithing bust
ness here"
The Color of It-Towne-Now that young Rakeley
has come in for his uncles millions. suppose he'll
Ionaire.-( Philadelphia Press.
A London cabrnau had brought suit against a
woman for not paying the legal fare and his con-
slant remark was she amt a lady do you
know lady when you one?' asked the Judge.
Il do. yer honor. Last week a lady gave me q
sovrin instead of shilu'. and I called: Beg
pardon. madam. I've got sov'rin instead OF
shilhn, and she shouts back: Well. you old fool
keep tho change and get drunk with it" That's wot
calls LADY,!
THE PATH OF PRoGREss
ILnther Burbank Of California has perfected fade
less hotver.l
The horseless carriage whizzes by.
With puff and dash and slam:
Through every breath of ours may fly
The seedless raistn on the plate
We joyfully devour;
Things perfected while wait
Here comes the fadeless flower
The coreless apple is announced;
The whipless school is here
BY teacher kind and dear:
The scentless onion now is grown
Improvement every hour
Into the scheme OF things Is thrown:
Behold the fadeless lower
The jokeless comedy we see:
The tailless horse we drive;
The honey served to you and
Buckwheatless buckwheat cakes we eat.
Some thing every day We greet
Observe the fadeless flower.
Oh would they freeze some meitless ice;
Or furnish coal without a price
Henceforth the maiden fair to see
And say: Bring wthered blooms To me
No cheap old fadeless fowerr'
Chicago Tribune.
1.-The Philadelphia Ledger tells of two women of
that town who had been on a tour of the country
and discussing their expenses. zone hears
strange stories about Chicago" said one but I
never believed half of them until 1 went there a
while ago a visit. VIII YOU believe my dear
that went To dinner where there was a little sill
YER trumpet beside each soup plate?' What wers
they for? inquired the other II didn't know at
A4S'' NAN A""4iu OAI ia'eI thdI lIey were CdiIeu
soup coolers. and were used for blowing the
SOUP said the travelled one
DIRECTLY OPPOSITE.
Ihey say that opposites should we'd
And so I'm looking for a girl
Possessed of lots of cash!
-Lppincotts Magazine.
An almost unparalleled circumstance Is noted IN
the lives OF Mr.. and Mrs. Fletcher Jones' of John
son. VT. who passed the sixtieth anniversary Of
their marriage December g. Not in their
married life has death entered the homo circle
Their five children all living. also their grand
children and one great grandson.
Proud LAheage.-"She comes OF old and dis
tnguished family"
~ saw no portraits OF ancestors In her house"
very true That is not tho American mode. In
ne SAFETY deposit vault she has the vermiform ap-