Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1904-04-28
BILL DOOLEY's LETTER.


ley family. One OF the Dooleys
was careIessly handling bottle OF
D0oley's Liniment and dropped
and broke it, Sone Of it happen
to fly on his feet aud legs and he
started at once hut his wife happen,
ed To be near enough to catch hlm
by the hand and his little glrl
caught him by the oLher hand and
they managed to hold him in the
road until they reached SeQuachee
and got him on the train. His
wife got the train men and some
Of the passengers TO hold him until
she could buy tickets to take them
to Chattanooga. When they ar
rived in Chattanooga his vile got
him on hack without much trou>
BILE She had been engaged on the
way rubbing the liniment off aud
had succeeded sufficiently to get
him quieted down. She then h ad
him conveyed to Fairmount where
they will reside in the future. The
said Dooley gives as his reason for
making this move to try To inn
prove his wife's health. which has
not been good for some time This
might be one reason but the main
object was to get near his father in>
law knowing that it vi | make it
essier on hiul to turnish him his
grub there than to have to pay the
freight around 10 Sequachee, ard
that settles that.
And now few words to Sweet
Marie or Bill Dooley's Chum or
Dock Miles. | would kindly ask
the gentlemen before mentioned to
look after the young mar. He
will probably try to introduce him.
self into the % caliber society as
he is at Il summer resort, and, hav-
ing some good clothes he may try
to make II favorable impression u
= mong strangers. When he left
here he wore stand up collar and
blue overall suit slightly run
down at the heel. Now if you are
a friend to your uncle William
don't let him get out of your sigh
as | have beard that Conductor
Clodpole is running his automobile
daily from FairmOunC to Chatta'
nsoga and he may swing onto i
and get hurt. The rapidity witt
which conductor Clodpole operrte'
his automobile makes it dangerous
to swing onto the gable end of it
There are but few who know how
he gets his lightning like locomO
tion and some foolish, umthankfu
people would doubt il they wer,
told that the said Conductor Clod
pole propels his automobile entire
ly with Dooley's liniment ant
Clodpole says it won't be more thar
two years before all light machiner!
will be run with the liniment ant
gasoline and electricity will hav
to stand back like poor boys at
society gathering.
| think / will go out to Fair
mount this summer and fish ant
hunt two weeks with Billy LusR
Now William, have the tub full Q
water in some good shady place an,
the cat tied in the top Of the appl
tree.
| met an old friend in Sequache
at the post office a few days ago an,
after we had been together som
time he said, "Bill, you must be
happy man. You always seem t
be in good spirits and always lool
on the bright side of life and a
ways write o. the laughable Incl
dents that fall across your path.
How little one man knows wha
may be on a mans mind. Even
if he does seem in good spirits ther
may be sadness in his heart Yo
cannot alwaysjudge by appearance
every time. Every man expeI
fences more or less sadness throug
life Sadness is the foundation o
which all other phases Of life de
pend. They should realize the fax
that after passing through all frIyC
lous and light hearted moments {
OF life, after laughing aud smilir
and basking in the sunshine Of lo1
and happiness the human heart
as sure TO come back 10 the o.