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Bisbee daily review., 1904-03-26
The United Verde
 IS AGAIN Running Full Blast
FURNACES BLOWN iN-LABoR TROUBLES WILL LIKELY
 PASS AWAY.
Everything About the Mine and Shelter Is Running Smoothly Manager Clark Endeavoring to Bring About Closer Relations.

At the United Verde smelter two sO0-ton furnaces and one 250-ton fur aaee are now running at full blast, turning cut as much bullion as ever before in it's history. Everything n and about the smelter and mine is running smoothly. The places of she motormen who left the coml 9 ny's employ few days ago have been satisfactorily filled by compe- ient men The movement of the ynotormen was not backed by any Organization or union, hence the fail ore of the management to deal with 2he matter other than in giving the men their time and filling their places. The new management has openly declared to the men that 1t Will not deal otherwise with these petty grievances, and does not deny ahe right of the employe who IS dissatisfied with his position to go elsewhere for employment, but does not think that eight or ten men Aaye the right to demand that the solicy of the company towards its employees be revolutionized by the demands of few men. and that with ont a moments notice. When the Hew management was installed in January last it was given out to those in the employ of the company &hat the differences which have ap- Parentiy existed between the compa- ny and some of its men would be Sdjudicated just as soon as they tould be properly looked into. That it would be the object Of the man agement to bring the men and the company closer together. The good faith has been proven in a num- Der of instances where it has quickly and satisfactorily adjusted differ ences when waited on by committees and on it's action in sending an in jared timberman to Phoenix fol treatment by specialist. Alons these lines Mir. Clark says the wors giu be continued. The continuous sueration of the mine and smelter means prosperity for the men and she town. The successful running ,sr the property for few months places the management in a position to ask the stockholders for conces- sioRs for its employees, and it is the stockholders who decide as to the radical changes to be made in me management of a property. To this end Manager Clark has expressed Himself as working.
 The most unfortunate thing in connection with these petty strikes IS that always some of the oldest , most trusted and most competent employees of company are in some manner drawn into the fight and lose Iaeir positions, as was the case dur ing the late trouble with the motor men. when two of the best smelter men In the U. V.'s employ lost theil Sobs
 The concensus of opinion is, that sime will adjust all differences at the gorks, if the men will go at the mat Ser ir a fair and businesslike manner and use average patience.-Jerome EeEs
Bisbee daily review., 1904-03-26

on the Forgotten claim; while its ex- tent has not yet been proven, it is regarded mighty promising by the owners, who have the greatest faith in this group ultimately proving
 one of the best mines of the district
Bisbee daily review., 1904-03-26

Finest kind of pure kettle-render- s4 Leaf lard. rendered from cozn-fed Kansas hogs, sold by B. A. Tovrea (
 O. in 3. and 10-pound buckets at 1& 12 cents per pound. 3-9-tf.
Bisbee daily review., 1904-03-26

We have just received car load of screen doors of all descriptions. Try keeping the flies out. Bisbee Lumber Co. 3-15-1m.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-07
RARITAN co,
Time Table in Effect Dec. 7, 1903

Cars leave Metuchen for Perth Amfoy and all
points East to Woodbridge Greek 1t D and 20
minutes past esch hour IF III 6 Il. m. To J 35 p"
aud 7.35 p. NJ. to 1l.3b p, m ats5 minutes past
tn hour.
Cars leave Keasbey School fer Metuchen a
4 and s. minutes past each hour from 600 q. m
to $50 D. m. and every hour from 8 TO II YGr.m
Cars leave Keasbey for all Loin's East every
IS miuu'es.
Gers leave b idge at Woodbridge Creek for
Keas bey.at foot IF Smitb sVtet every 30 n inu-
ties iro n d. Is Il. m. to II IS p. M.
Cars leave Bri re at Voc q idge- CreeF Ter
Metuchen IN the even hour and h IL brur from
6 III TOGO .. ". and the half hour only fro =
40 TO 10 80 p m.
Car leave s aten Island Ferry for Metuchen
and Hershey chool AZ Is and as m nu ea pa t
each h mr. from & 10 Il. " to 100 .. m, n I ON
:. OF 90 =. m. st lS minutes orly nm 70
KeasbeV at foot OF Smith street a j and ~ I'm
,Ies pas he hCu-.
Cars lie ave staten leland Ferry for y idge at
Woodbridge Creek a II, &c, Al, and 10 minutes
past each hour from 800 u. III. to I'LL p. IN.
WIN q. ROCK
urerIntsT dent
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-07

WASHINGTON, April I. Andrew
O. Nash, a Washingtonian, who was
formerly active in Republican politics,
called ut the White House to lay be-
fore the president evidence which, as
Nash asserted, would demonstrate that
Mr.. Paddock of Wisconsin was unfit
TO remain at the head of the Republic
an congressional committee. He had
written. saying that he would call for
that purpose MT Il certain hour and ask
ed for an interview. Nash sent in his
card to the president, and Immediately
afterward Il detective cama out and
placed him under arrest as a %lunatic.
Nash WAS taken to tie police station,
where he was detained until examined
as TO his sanity by physicians, who re-
ported that he u sane, and lie was
tfen released.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-07

WASHINGTON, April T.-Honor.
went to three favoritcs ut the Jennings
track, the remaiaing prizes being taken
by a second choice and by outsiders.
Paul Clifford Won his fourth race of
the meeting. In the t~wo-year-old sell
ing event the result was very unsatis-
factory owing 10 the cratic running
in the stretch Of Metallic, who inter
fered with three OF four horses and
after finishing second was disqualified
for fouling Illyria, the ~favorite, who
took the race. The second race went to
l.. A. Lite, Allen Avon, the favorite,
running Il good race and finishing sec
ond. Paul Clifford, the %favoritc, toe
the seven furlong event by seven
lengths, leaving the field badly strung
out. Boney Boy, an outsider, won one
of the best contested s~teeplechase races
of the meeting, outrunning Manilian
and Gum Honey, the favorite, who fin
iShed third,
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-07
GOSSIP ON
THE DIAMOND.
Rumor Which is Not Credited
that Fred BurCheII has
Jumped Baltimore.

McPlillips, Moorehead and r elm
acher played with Ridgewood, Sun
dav.
Rochelle pitched for the Star A. @.
against the Pearsalls, Sunday. The
score was II to IA Bradley also
Played with the Stars.
New players on the Hoboken team
this year are Shackleton and Creagin
out fields Shortell second base, and
Noyes third base. McKenna, n pitch
| tr who is we'll remembered here, is
! also with Hoboken.
Nat Strong is an adopt in the art of
boosting attendances. Less than 600
persons saw Sundays game between
! tho Murray Hills and Philadelphia
| Giants in which the negro team won,
| 3 to 0. The reported attendance was
| $500.
John Counelly, who caught last
! year for tho Marions has not yet de-
oided where he will play this season.
He has received several good offers
but he is not yet certain for what
team he will don the mask and Ghost
protector.
According to n umo in circulation
last week, "But" Burchell had jumped
the Baltimore team to play with Will
Transport, Pa, where he was to re-
ceive a big monthly stipend. There
; doesn't seem 10 be much foundation
in the report, as according to the latest
advices received i'll this city, tho local
I southpaw has reported to Baltimore.
Liudeman, H~oboken's crack pitcher,
who played several games with the
Marions last season, is n of the
causes leading to n dispute between
tho Jersey City and Hoboken teams
that promises to wax very lively this
summer. Lindeman's good w ork with
Hoboken attracted the attention OF
the Jersey City management ard
overtures were made to secure his ser.
vices. The lurly young pitcher,
however, declined the terms offered
him, saying he preferred to stick with
Manager Daab, of Hoboken. In re-
tribution. p. r. Powers, owner of the
Jersey Citys and president of I'll
Eastern League, at the last meeting
of the heads of t he various leagues
secured the passage Of q resolution
prohibiting teams playing under the
National agreement securing gam Ell
with independent teams employing
suspended players. This was a d irect
slap at HoboEen as Lindeman is under
suspension by the Toledo club and Ho'
boken is thereby prevented from play
ing major and MINOR league teams as
! was their custom.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-07
Staten island Rapid Transit r. r,

Time Table in effect on and after Oct. II 1903
Perth hmhoy to New York Leave foot OF
Smith st. daily except Sundays and Legal
HOLIDAY 3 Is, 6t2 6.5S, 7.35, 7af, SOB 0S
S So, 10 05. and l.25 a m. IL IS. l b5 go, S.t5.
4.3J $50, Cas-, 500, $50. 1880, lib p. N.
sundays and Legal HOLIDAYS
go. 1hS. R.b5, 9.5E, 10.E5tI Rs A. NJ. l255, Lbs,
2.55, S.55, 4.5O, $50 $50, no, 9.i0,P. M.
New York to Perth Amboy:-Leave foot q
whitehall st. daily except Sunday and Legal
Holidays, SIS, i. SO, s on, 900. 10 co. 11O0 a. r..
1850 I 30 2 81. am 40. $40. $50 $40. 6lo.
6.S5, 7.3O, SO, 9 10, 1t.f5 IL. %.
Sv-~pvs md Iagal polida's
Leave n, York 20 900. 900, II GO, 1870, q m
/ Oo,2 o. 0 10 $50, $50, 7.eO, 600, 9eO
11.05, In.
sundays nd LEGAL Holidays K 6.2O, 6.4b. xf:65
xS.t5. x9.5H .xl0. 81. X IL .55. a. m.xi2.5o, xl,o5,
x2. h5,x 8h5, x4.F0, 1850, x $50, x7.sO AZ,
X9. 40, 10 30. p IN i2.40,a. IN.
= cave Tottenville daily xl 90, 5.t5, 20, 81
x7,1O. 7.b0 x8. IS, xg.l0, $40, x10l5, NILES
m. xI2 %, u. 40 x1 IS, x2 ST, 1897, $40. x4M
8 10, x5.37, x6.IS, x6.55, KILT, x z az, ~ w
xq 81 tn.15x!0. As, p m. x12.lr, x1.@ A. H..
SUNDAYS ard Legal Holidays $3.50. T.l5- xSl
$40. x10.t0, xii 10, a. M. xleslO, y,
x8 10. x4t0 y5.10, x6.t0. x7l0,xS.lO, All
xt0 10 1r.tE, p IN, xi2 1oa.m.
*Legal holidays only
xTrain Connection.
] A SMITH, p Fl. CASSIDY
Receive- 6eu1 Traffic Agent
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-07
Murder ana sr eide at mcyorsoa,c.

Murder and ST. eide at M~cycraoaic.
CUMBERLAND, Md, April w.
P. Saylor, aged twenty-siX, of Meyers
dale, Pa, has shot and instantly killed
Mrs. Lewis Hoggemeyer, aged twenty
two years, then killed himself with the
same revolver. The tragedy, which
tool place about half Il mile east of tho
Meyersdale depot, was witnessed b!
several trackmon. About II yea
ago Mrs. Hoggemeyer separated from
her husband and shortly afterward
went to live with Saylor. Becoming
dissatisfied with her manner of living,
Mrs. Hoggemeyer effected a reconcile
alton with her husband and was en-
route tofher home at Meyersdale wher
Saylor met her. The couple walked
along the tracks a short distance, and
Saylor was seen to fire three bullets
into the woman and then shoot him
self in the head. Both were dead
when the trackmen reached the spot.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-07
VALLEY RAILROAD

Time Table Ia eject Nov 70, 1909.
s atoms in New York, foot of Cortlondt, Ipce-
N-osees and W ast G3rd ~streete. Psn1e. r. n
TAvr'er.
TRAINS LxAVB STATE STRanTs Sta Tioy
FOR NEW YORK.
SIC, IN am 4 20 =. N. 100 pm. daily connects
VI way train for Bound Brock, Maucb Chung
Weatherly, Hagelton Pottsvllle and jnternedi
ate points.
EOR SOUTH PLAINFIELD.
40. As a m. $50. 4 20 y. IN Supda7s
) 30 u. lii 1.30. 6.lb p. m.
FOR OTHER POINTS
7d5a m. Daily Except Sunday Connect with
trnlr express tor Faston, Bethlehem Alien
town, Pottsville, Buffalo. NieRafr Faila and Chi
ago Parlor Car New York to Buffalo, con
meets with local train for all points east 9
Mauch Chunk. =
buffalo, Niagara Falls, and Chicago. stops at
Pennington jet.
4.0 p m. Daily Except Sunday cypress fer
for WilFea Barre. scranton, Ha2al.cn,
and prfnc'rpi trtermedintP rtations.
6l6 u. IA. Sundays only Through train tot,
RufuIo. Niagara Falls, suspension BriCRe
and Chicago, connects for New York.
TRAINS I.FAvE SOUTH PLAINFJFID
FOR PERrH AMBOY
90, n. ". 8.4h, 500. 7k0. =. m. Sundays:
10 30 a. M. 500, z. 80 "a. m. 1rG ms arrive Perth
mbov- $50 a. M, 8.t04.o5, 6.?f, s 10 p. m. Gun
day, 1O57 q. m. +. sh. $40 u. ~
Tickets sold to all Western Points.
For further information apply TO t1cFet
'gents. (
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-07
WILL NAME THE MEN
WHO WILL COMPLETE.
Danish SCCiable a. C. to Get Ready
for the Tournament Next
November.

At the meeting of the Danish
Sociable A. O., Monday night, the
members who will represent tue club
at the tournament of the Danish Soc
liable A. G., of Brooklyn, which as
told in the News Tuesday, will be
chosen so hat they can commence to
practice at once, for although the
event does not take place before Nov
ember, the club knows that they will
be up against some crack athletes, and
they want to get at least one of the
prizes.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-07
una,nporlain's Latest 4aa:norism.

The pannerisms Of great men are
always a subject of intense interest.
Mr.. Chamberlain seems to have ac-
quired IL new enc during his tour in
the country. 1t consists of putting his
cheek slightly when he is inter
fupteG, as if he were blowing away the
person who dared to break the contin-
uity of his speech. 1t is not al all
pretty, any more than that older trick
of gesture, drawing a forefinger rapidly
across his nose when he is making a
telling point. There is no doubt as to
the source whence he acquired this
mannerism; it was the only popularity
of gesticulation which Mr.. Gladstone
permitted himself London Chronicle.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-07
IcicIe Ram Away with Lipscomb.

MEMPHIS. Tenn, April 7.-HVitful.
the. favorite in the fourth race here,
was caught in the barrier at the start.
Jockey Fuller was pulled from the sad
die, and the Hildreth flly was left at
the post. With Witful out of the race.
it was an easy triumph for Martimas.
The Country club cup, competed for
by gentlemen riders, was won by Mr..
Cleaver on Justice, Il 10 to l shot.
Icicle, ridden by Mr.. Lipscomb, sup
piled much excitement and amusement
by running twice around the course
after the ace had been decided and
battling all efforts of his rider, race
track officials, trainers and stable boys
to stop him.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-07
READING Bx&T EMM
NEW JERSEY CENTRAL
Corrected to Nov. 20 1908
TRAINS LEAVE PERTH AMBOy

For New York. Newark and elizabeth at
G 80, Z II. T.45, New York tonly) 7.5s. s "a, OIL,
II IS. II 30. q M 10. 3 g, 4F0 800 6@t, 2 10.
s O3, "a AZ, Sar. onlyN9 So, p. m. Sundays, = 81,
r., p. II. . 90, o az, 3. IN.
For Philadelphie and trenton via pCHnd
Brook, III. II is. fl.59 q m 10, 8 90 y. IN
iur davs. 6 "a n. m 30 o. m
For LonF Branch, Ocean drove etc. 5-W-
92o q. m. 1929, e o., Sat only 4 Sc. T.19 p.m
1913 Sundays excepted) .nr"ass except
or Freehold. s OF, ga 70 q. M, .3.sS Ky
SAT- n nj. -
ADDITIONAL trains for Red Pobk'2.Xa, 6Ta. T's3
p NJ. For South Ambnv GA, Z II, 20 p. m
g. Q 4. 4s p m. 8 IL, s.5a o 2e.
TRAINS FOR PERTH .AMBOY.
Leave New York, 400, $50, $50, 1000 H. 20,
o.. NJ, q Sat. orlv) 100 200, I 10, 4.30. . ~,
rs, .. 80, $50, IL. 0 p. IN. Sundays 300 a. m 400
I 30, pm.
Leaves EIiz 4heth, 4O5, G.22, 81, o.k4, 1t.5i.
a. m. i. 40. 2.07, $50, 1.12, I.i3, 518 6.42, 3. 90,
II t5, p. IN. Sundays, . Is, a. M. Az .. 81, y. m.
lie yes Newark II, s IS, VA. IL. -, II m
f.20, d.n5, 40, b.i0, 6 10, S.45 II so, p Sun
days, 9.05, am. 4.01, s Is, p. m.
Through tickets TO all points at lowe It rAssr
my be had or application In advance ~
jcka. agent 1t the station.
W. @, BKsLER, vice-Pres. & General Ma. ng
e. M Buhs, General Passenger Agent.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-07

Apr. 14-Chicken supper, Ladies
Auxiliary Simpson M. E. Church.
Apr. 14--Birthday Social, Ladies Aid
Society, Baptist chapel.
Apr. 15-Ball, @. Pardee Works
Wilder Hall.
Aug. 1S-Excursion, Court Anboy So,
Foresters of America.
April 1S-Emerald A. G. Ball, Dewey
Park.
Apr. 19-Entertalnmont, auspices Y.
p. s.. q. E., Presbyterian
chapel.
April 2l-Royal BOOSTERS minstrel
Show, Music Hall.
May 4, 5-Bazaar, st. Stephens Dan
ish Lutheran church.
Oct. 20, 81. 2S-Fsir, Ladies' Aid
Society, Baptist church.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-07
A. n. Thurne's Remarkable Case.

A. II. Thurnc's, Mgr. Wi lis Crock
Coal Co., Butftlo, o, writes; 81 have
been afflicted with kidney aud b'a lder
trouble for years, passing gravel or ston s
with ~excruciating pains. O her medi-
cines only gave relief. After taking Fol
ey's Kidney curs the result was surpris-
ing. A faw doses started the brick dust
like fine stones, and now | have no pain
acros my kidneys and feel like Il new
man. Foley's Kidney cuic has done mt
) |. 900 worth of good.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-07
FIRE ALA nm BOXES

FIRE ala nm BOXES
28 Raritan Copper Wot"'
&c High and Lewis
z Madison ave and Paterson ~
rs Market and First sts.
3h Smith and High IT
81 state ard Smith SITS
43 buckingham ave and Harlf
Is Commerce and Front SITS
n High and Washington str
"a State st ana Buckingham ave
SO Hall ave and Charles st
81 Railroad ave and Wayne
e2 Washington and First ss
81 Turnpike and Elm st
GA Smith st and Watson ave
65 Commerce and State rs
~ Front and Smith SITS
10 Water and Gordon cts
n Kearny ave and Gordon st
50 Smith and Herbert st
50 Woodbridge road and washington 81
"a Iehigh ave > Stanford st
To send in an alarm, open the door OF the box
and pull down the lever and let go once only.
Ste v at box until aremep arrive.
SPECIAL CALLS.
tap-Break in circuit. 2taps- Drill and fire
alarm test. Rydrant at corner of Jefferson aud
High street always to be used for this trial. 5
taps Fire out. 5taps-Police call, i2-Call for
lincoln Hose. i9-Call for Washington Hose
t4-t,all for Mcclellan Hose 5--Ca for Pro-
faction H. and Y.
EL
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-07

PROVIDENCE, X. l., April THE
new Brown team, composed of six
freshmen and three former members
of class teams, lost to Trinity here in
the opening baseball game of the year
by the score of 6 to 4. Both teams
played slow bah and were weak in
batting. Trinity gained her lead in the
seventh on a.tlmely two Dagger by Al
len. followed By Il single by lime.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-07
Preferable.

women always look for a chance to
spend money" he observed irritably.
whenever they open a newspaper they
begin to study the advertisements"
well, Charley, dear" answered young
Mrs. Torkins, that is much safer than
studyingthe horse race entries. Wash
ington Star.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-07
Pure Charity,

"You must admit" remarked the
pessimist. that old Richley never
gave a cents worth to help the poor,
But | don't admit it, replied the
optimist. Didn't he sive his $4,000
coo daughter to a foreign count the
e.A.ar dav? "-Pkn~ded"hia Press
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-07
How to Break up a Cold.

After exposure take Foley's Honey and
Tar. 1t stops the cough, heals and
strengthens the lungs, and is sale and
sure. Contains DO opiates. A.. A. Her
ron of Finch, Ark, writes: 'FOley's
Honey and Tar is the best preparation for
coughs. colds and lung treble. | know
that it has cured consumption in the first
stages"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-07

For hair that is becoming faded pour
two quarts of freshly boiling water on
two ounces of green tea and two ounces
of sage leaves. then bell till the guam
tity is reduced by one-half. Strain, bot
tie and apply to the hair every niGlt.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-07
The Contrariness of Name.

We named our son Georges Washington.
His f~alsehoods sOreiy tried us;
If we should have another one
Wed call him AnaHlas.
Washington Star.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-07
Relies of Ancient India.

The belle of ancient India o hei
hair tied by a iewcled band two or three
inches back of her head and then braideG
into an enormous ball two-thirds the ei2e
Of her head.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-07
The Mighty Yukon.

Through the heart Of Alaska flows
the mighty Yukon river, the largest
i'll North America, larger and longer
than the Mississippi. On this great
river one may ride for more than 1000
miles with as much comfort as upon
the Hr2e0n.,.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-07
NO MIRACLE

\ lifetime study and practice by the one
man in America who is best qualified to
treat diseases of the stomach and bowels.
DIR. Deane's Dyspepsia Pills have a
greater sale on less advertising, where
best known, than any other pill in the
world. Eat good food, and take one of
DR.. Deane's pills after each meal. Your
stomach, liver. and bowel troubles will
disappear. White wrapperi if c~onstipated,
yellow if bowels are regular.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-07
The Higher Education.

Dolly-Were you pleased when
Charley proposed?
Polly-Pleased! l came pretty neal
giving him our college yell.-Puck.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-07
CADETS ORGANIZED.
Anxious to Make Dates for eares with
Local Teams.

The st. Aloysius Cadets have or
ganized a baseball team and they are
open for games with any local or ont
OF town teams They would like to
hear from the Rarltans or the Deltas
for Saturday afternoon games. Joseph
McGoldrick is the manager, and
James Mulligan the captain.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-07
HEBREW ASSOCIATION
WILL BE ACTIVE.
Planned to Have a Number of Ath-
Ietic Events This
Season.

Inst year the Young Mems He brew
Association, of this city, plann cd to
have a number of athletic events,
some were carried out, hut others
failed. This season they will go in
for sports more than ever, it is said.
They hope to have q rowboat and BIZ
cycle race.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-07
A Practical Connoisseur.

Mrs. Cobwigger-What a beautiful col
lection of antiques you have, my dear!"
Mrs. Parvenue-It should be. MY hus-
band knows all about such things, arc
had them made to oTder.-Judge.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-07
In ms:nnre rnrflcles.

About $50 tons Of Gre have been
used to produce about a fifth of an
ounce of radium.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-07
Conscious Merit.

'"That's MIR. PCmpus, the hokey-pokey
magnate. He belorgs TO our church"
"Ah, indeed! How interesting! Ihau
inferred from his attitude that the church
belonged TO him .'-Erooklyn Life.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-07
Inquis;tiveness.


An inquisitive man is a creature
naturally very vacant of thought it.
self. and, therefore, forced to apply to
foreign assistance.-Steele
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-07
So Sudden.

Impatient Young Man-Nellie, how
IS our romance-yours and mine
going to end?
Nellie (suddcnly apprehensivel--
Why, Godfrey, you don't want to skip
TO the last chapter yet, do you?-Cli-
cago Tribune.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-07
A Truisnl.

The Debutante-I think she's just
as pretty as she can be.
The Wall-hower-Most girls are
Detroit Free Press.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-07

Ordinary household accidents have u"
;errors when there's a bottle Of DR.
Thomas Electric Oil in the m 'di.int
chest. Heals buns, cuts, bruises, sprainy.
Instant relief.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-07
TO- Heavy.

He-Did you make this bread, dcarie?
She-Yes, love.
well. I'd rather you wouldn't 90 any
more WORK like this, dearest"
why not, swectheart?'
Its too heavy, angel."-Yonkers
Statesman.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-07
When Buying Timed .Iu.ts.

Before buying timed fruits IL
meats see if the top is fat or dc
pressed. IL the top has bulged out
Their air has entered the tin tef'
meatation set in.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-07

It's the little Gods that grow into big
colds; the big colds that erd in consupnt-
ton and death. Watch the little colds
DIR. Woods Norway Pine Syrup.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-07
The Golden Rule.

The Golden Rule looks well as d
motto, but it works better as a law
Chicago Tribune.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-07
A Package Short.

HIS Wife-I'm sure you've forgotten
something.
The SuburEanite-A1d you can't re-
member WHAT il was?
His Wife-Ill think Of it presently.
1t was awfully careless of you to forget
it.-BroolIyn Life.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-07

The men who have made the largest
fortunes in business are those who
have been tho most extensive adyer-
tisers
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-07
Ancient Carp.

There are now living in the royal
aquarium in Russia several carp that
are said to be more than 800 years
old.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-04-07
Women of Morocco.

The women of Morocco never cele-
brate their birthdays, and few OF them
know their ages.