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BERKELEY ADvERT'S'M'NTS
DERKELEY REAL EsTATE.

TO THE YOUNG MAN CONTEMPLATING
MATRIMoNY: Take THE ADVICE OF
YOUR MARRIED LIFE BY LIVING IN
YOUR OWN HOUSE, COME AT ONCE
AND SEE THAT PRETTY HOUSE OF
SEVEN ROOMS AND BATH, WITH ALI.
MODERN IMPROVEMENTS. INCLUDING
FURNACE A PLACE YOU WILL NOT
UNCLE OF YOUR DARLING COME TO
VISIT YOU. AND A PLACE THAT CAN
BE BOUGHT ON VERY EASY, TERMS.
If it's a lot of good level land you want for
your money. this will suit you: alo feet of
bay, within 1000 feet of good school, and
only $3.50.
Only $4,000 new house of I rooms "a bed
roonsl window shades, combination fixtures,
street work all done, within SEQ feet OF Key
Route station.
One of Calfornia's prettiest homes-a Swiss
chalet on a fine corner lot, in one of the best
parts of Berkeley; bargain at $1,000.
1.-THE flowers that bloom in the spring tra-la.
have nothing to do with the case. but they
certainly have something to do in advertising
that 2-story. broom house with lot 'TOx13o
rose garden, carnation beds, lawn etc: near
the Key Route: you must see it to appreciate
1t; only $1,000.
Only lots left in Hopkins Terrace. by far
the cheapest. choicest of the hill lots; only 1000
feet from railroad station, and reached by
JOSEPH j. MASON. REAL ESTATE.
Sc. cor. Center st. and shattuck ave.
s2eoo-HALF block by the Santa Fe; $50
month.
s140O-New cottage rooms, bath. pantry
city water, sanitary plumbing; lot 5Ox100; l
block from electric cars; $3.50 down, $25
monthly.
ss5o-Neat cottage. rooms and bath; near
station of local train.
$500-Lot, 50x120, on broad macadamized
street. $50 down, $40 monthly; interest per
cent net.
S1200-House. rooms; garden, ETC.; $3.50
down. $40 per month
S1S50-House. rooms and bath; lot 5ox13O;
small barn; street severed.
$1250-Business corner on principal avenue;
lot 60x100.
s15o0-Lot for factory sitee221x125.
S250-Trangle lot 40x120, with creek lined
with willows S25 down. $40 month
S1100--House rooms: lot 47xl25; 800 down,
SIS per month
$3T5-Buslness lot, 20xT5; $40 down.
S2J0--Lot 50x1G0: $25 down, S5 month.
CHARLES A. BAILEY,
1856 University ave. mr. San Pablo ave.
West Berkeley
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FRANK p. LEE.
all BROADWAY, OAKLAND.

S5zOO-Best investment in Oakland for the
money Q flats, built years; rooms.
bath. laundry and basement each. gas
and electric lghtinss situate between let
ecraph ave and Grove St. close TO ousf-
ness center and local trains; steady ten
ants at $54 per mo-. or $64S per year; pays
II ger cent
s235O-Fine cottage: large rooms and bath;
rooms finished in basement for kitchen
and dining room: lot 40x150: desirably lO-
Gated IN East Oakland
S17OO-New broom cottage. porcelain bath ana
sink: laundry: sunny side lot 30xi20. near
Piedmont ave- and new Key Route Station
soon 20 be.
s195O-In West Oakland substantial s2-story.
double bay-window. rooms; new plumb
ing: porcelain BATH all in good order: lot
25.S5; snap for railroad man; immediats
possession.
sfT5O-Bujlt for a home years ago; n-st class
in every respect: rooms; cemented base
ment; sunny side OF street; close TO Teis-
eraph ave and local trains.
S515O--Fine modern rooms; gas and coal
CRATES: artistic design and finish; adJoins
Linda Vista; Il block to cars; 10 minutes
to business center; fine home; immediate
possession
FRANK p. LEE.
OIL BROADWAY. OAKLAND.
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SAN M.TEo real EsrArn.

go ACRES southeastern part Monterey Co.
FREDERICK 3739 Seventeenth ST.. lease.
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ATTENTION. HOME SEEKERS!

We desire call the attention Of intending
buyers OF country lands to some bargains in
income producing orchard, vineyard, grain and
STICK farms. many Of which are bank fore
closures that we have for sale. Mr.. Bush hav-
ing had 20 years knowledge and experience
Of the value Of lands, and being the owner
of an income producing orchard and vineyard.
fntellgently direct intending buyers to the
best lands and bargains in the State. Cor
respondence solicited.
DAVID BUSH & SON, S2s Montgomery ST.,
Room 40 Safe Deposit Building
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s26 a front foot: only vacant lot in block;
north side 33d St: fine neghborhoods lot look
100 or in subdivisions Of 33:4; chance for .
fine home site; street work all done
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GREAT bargain-Rich. irrigated farms; big
canal; free water right; very cheap; easy
terms; homeseeker's opportunity. c. NJ.
WOOSTER CO.. Gas Market st.
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I HAVE for sale several fine farms, 120 acres
and upward price from $25 TO $50 per acre
all level, plenty OF water and wood. splendid
climate near two proposed roads and the
celebrated Eel River coal fields. For further
particulars. address Box 2. Covelo. Aendocino
County
The San Francisco call., 1904-04-24

AT AUCTION AT AUCTION !
- SATURDAY, May Z, 1904.
800 choice villa sites handsomeIv wooded
With live oaks. adjoining Leland Stanford Uni
Nerslty, destined 10 be the greatest university
IN the world; the natural suburban residence
section TO San Francisco: only one hours ride
from city: Will be forty minutes with new
southern Pacific cutoff. now IN course OF con-
structon.
NO WINDS,
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NO FoGs.

NJ fEhhlkS.
But a delightful ride through natures Ia
vorcd park
This VIII be your only opportunity to secure
property In Palo Alto at first cost; sure to
double in value IN the next two years.
Falo Alto is growing; over 500 new homes
costing S200 0O0 built in last three years.
Special excursion train. Call send for mar
and illustrated catalogue.
c. NJ. WOOSTER CO. Gas Market st.
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sfOOO-For two lots in block 3, Fairviev
Tract. Piedmont, close to Oakland-ave- ca
line: splendid building lots.
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FRANK p. LEE.
oil BROADWAY. OAKLAND.

s1soo CASH sos monthly: 2-story new house
Of 8 rooms and large store. about JOO feet
frontage on the Haywards road: would maks
= tfne roadway house: good business center:
ho,,se insured for $500; 4 acres OF rich sandy
ioan soil goes with it: cars pass the door every
few minutes; 125 feet Wide street hneiJ
acres. ought to see this at once. Call or
ssnd for circular 455 Seventh ST. opposite
Troadway station Oakland: carriage free.
IA " Jones Land Owner.
cNAP-s2sOo-On Grove ST.; fine surround
inrs. owner wants to go East
seoo-A fine 30-foot Tot. S minutes walk
erou KEY Route: street work all done
WM p TODD 1910 Broadway. Oakland
tror Additional Classified ADVERTISE
ments See Page Forty-Four.
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s14OO-s lots in desirable location: Broom
house. fruit. berries. pigeOn-house. chick
en-house. well and pump; near church,
school and cars
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&3OO0-For lot 50x10O in the bon.on resi-
dence district; only let in block; close to center
of city and one block Of street car lines.
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H. BARKMEYER,
1206 Fruitvale ave, mr.. Fruitvale Station
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S120O-Two-st house Of large rooms pan
try and BATH good size lot; more Land II
desired; near station and school.
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ELLIS & CO., Phone North 92
215o SHATTUCK AVE.

ELLIS & CO., Phone North o.
215o SHATTUCK AVE
$12, ,oOo-Over 40 lots between Shattuck ave.
and Telegraph ave: elegant ground
chance to double your money in six
months.
sc, 6,000-Modern Groom house on slightly north
cast corner: lot 60xi60 feet; five large,
sunny bedrooms upstairs; lower noor
connected by folding doors; concrets
basement and laundry: handsome in
terror and convenient arrangement To-
Gated in the choicest part Of the famous
Hillegass Tract best bargain in Berke-
ley.
81, T50-New 7-room house; lot 40x135; double
polished floors; porcelain bath slightly
ground; excellent neighborhood must
sell.
81 250-The finest lot for the money In Hop
kins Terrace: 50x135 feet.
$650-Choice. large lot, near North Berkeley
station.
The San Francisco call., 1904-04-24

TWO NICE WATER FRONT COTTAGES
ON CENTRAL AVE, NEAR STATION; BAR
GAINS. LARGE LIST OF REALTY.
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s25 cash and $5 per month will buy fine
building lot SOx132:6; city water; only one
block from car lne price $3.50.
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Phone Vale DOG.

CHARLES F. LEE. Phone Vale 296
Office half block from Fruitvale station.
$65c-Lot 5Ox17o: Broom rustic COTTAGE lot
inclosed with n 6-foot board fence. picket fence
in front: abundance OF berries. vegetables and
flowers the hills; close to car lines and fine
grammar school.
s10O0-Cottage Of rooms completely fur
nished; lot 30x115: abundance OF berries and
flowers; large chicken yard and chicken house;
on the car line
$15O0-Cottage rooms and bath high base
ment; abundance of berries and flowers: lines
of streetcars within block; fine school, good
neighborhood; lot 3Sx140.
$165c--Just completed; modern cottage OF 4
large rooms reception hall beautiful paneled
reception room. bath: sanitary washtubs; lot
75xI13; close to schools streetcars; In one OF
the best sections of Fruitvale.
S11J0-Cottage Of and bath, pantry
large laundry big high basement; fruit trees
and flowers; short distance to car line and
schools: lot 70x112
$2500-Modern cottage Queen Anne style OF
large rooms: beautiful art mantel. large
stable fruit trees berries and flowers in abun-
dance: lot 5ox1T0: close to a fine school and
streetcars on the hills.
These properties can all be bought on easy
terms II desired
LOTS LOTS LOTS
50x130 well located only $500
300xi50-Fine building property: close to the
streetcars fine school: would make
good building lots; only $1,000.
$75 lots in the beautiful Rosa Lee tract: fine
soil: grand view: new homes rapidly going up:
no cold winds or wet fogs and lots only SIS
each: So down. balance 81 so per month
CHARLES F. LEE. 1922 Frutvale ave.
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Following are a few OF our bargains We
have large list OF them:
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HOME. indeed-l1O acres in the famous or
chard section Of the Western slope, PaJaro
Valley. within miles Of s. J.. r. r.; .
acres In apples, l0 in apricots. - IN French
prunes, in Bartlett pears. J In cherries. IL
acres fuA bearing vines; good house. winery
barn. fruit house. stock sheds; water piped
20 all buildings from live spring.
GAFFEY a. MAHON.
sO5 California n.
e3Soo-BARGAIN Tor immediate sale; Is acres
valley land close 10 large town. Alameda
County: % acres in bearing vineyard some
fruits house rooms barn. 0.00O- gallon
tank and mill: complete arrangements for
poultry raising: a model and productive
horne; owner non resident and must be
sold: cell and photos at this office.
II H. CRANE. sos California st.
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SAN MArEo SAN MArEo
THE FINEST SUBURBAN RESIDENCE
DISTRICT NEAR SAN FRANCISCO.
We have choice list OF excellent residence
properties, villa sites and acreage. Don't fail
TO see US before buying. Investigate San
Mateo Park. The ideal property OF them all.
Lots Of about one acre each. Easy terms
Bound TO be most valuable. See our local
agent. Frank s. Grummon. San Mateo office
open Sundays.
BALDWIN & HOWELL. % Post st
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FOR EXCHANGE FOR SAN FRANCIsCl
REAL ESTATE-A MODERN 7-ROOl
HOUSE IN BEST LOCALITY.
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WE HAVE IMPROVED AND UNIM-
PROVED PROPERTY RANGING FROM $500
TO SIS. 600 AND WILL BE PLEASED TO
SHOW SAME To YOU
S. M DODGE & SON.
1IGO BROADWAY. OAKLAND
PHONE LAKE IS.
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BUSINESS LOT ON PARK ST. eox1Oo; A
SACRIFICE.
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ALAMEDA LAND COMPANY,
hoo PARK ST, ALAMEDA.
BARGAINS IN REAL ESTATE.
s23Oo buys beautiful new Broom cottage;
very modern.
$3.50 buys fine Broom cottage; very cheap
S25O0 buys a broom cottage; lot 50X15o.
$1,000 buys a great bargain in Groom cot
tage: lot 4Ox140: on Santa Clara aye. choice
location.
$500 buys 7-room colonial house; cheap.
S425O buys an elegant modern S-room house
$4,000 buys a beautiful S-room house; new;
corner lot.
BARGAINS IN ALL PARTS OF ALAMEDA
HOUSES AND LOTS FOR SALE AT COST.
$65o0-Business property; rented for years
at $50 Der month; investigate.
Cost 500, O00 must be sold; IL rooms and
bath; lot 75x1s7: corner lot.
Only $4,000.
To rent-A good Groom house: lot 75xi50;
very convenient; $2l.
ALAMEDA LAND COMPANY,
Tel Alameda 400.
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Se5Oo-lei acres near Antioch: 40 acre
orchard, balance hay and grain; all fne land
good set Of buildings; on two railroads; ais
river transportation.
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sNETsINGER & MATTEsON.
1914 Fruitvaie ave. Fruitvale, Cal
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IL ACRE home property; short walk from
r. r. depot; Alameda County; in perfect
climate: comfortable house 3 rooms barn.
outbuIldings. mill and 5000 gallon tank .
acres IN full bearing vineyard; balance fine
open pasture: surroundings first class; fine
natural trees. beautiful scenery. etc; price
S2bOO for immediate sale; easy terms II de-
sired: owner nonresident H. II. CRANE,
sos California st.
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HERE is A CHANCE FOR EVERYBODY
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s32oo-choice 5-acre place. Mountain View
modern cottage, barn; all In hne orchardi
cheapest place down the peninsula
FINE BARGAINS IN GENERAL FARMS.
l0-acre tract adjoining Hollister; finest OF
pure sediment soil: on artesian belt, also irri-
gation ditch; VIII grow anything: snap at S15C
per acre.
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1900 acres, best OF Butte County landi 1ooc
acres In grain. 300 acres summer fallowed
good set OF buildings: S26 an acre.
The San Francisco call., 1904-04-24

BEAUTIFUL home IN Santa Cruz Mountains;
$50 acres. 80 under cultivation; first-class
dwelling; barn Of 100 tons hay capacity; 20
acres French prunes; situated among respec-
table prosperous people; schools and post
office close by: within few miles of cele-
brated State park. Big Basin; cheap for cash.
OF will trade for Berkeley OF city property.
For particulars apply 10
GAFFEY & MAHON,
sos California st.
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One of Californias S prettiest homes-a Swiss
chalet on a fine corner lot, in of the best
parts of Berkeley; a bargain at $65O0.
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CENTRAL REAL ESTATE COMPANY,
2149 CENTER ST. BERKELEY.
WORTH $3.50
A Snap for Some One.
Groom house; high basement; shed 20x20 25
assorted fruit trees; fine lot. S0xi35; street
work all done: only . minutes walk from
North Berkeley station; fine view. We will
consider any reasonable offer.
II you want TO RENT. BUY or BUILD in
Berkeley it will pay you to see
CENTRAL REAL ESTATE COMPANY,
2149 CENTER ST.. BERKELEY.
$27o0-NEW Broom cottage and high base
ment; large lot; street work complete
500 cash. balance easy.
$3.50 for only a short time; lots 4Ox120
each, in belt of town: one block
of College ave-, situated on Cherry ST.
$2200-7-room house; lot 50x140; near car
line and station: street work complete;
must be sold at once come and nvesti-
gate.
Now is the time to get your choice of houses
for rent for the coming year. We have good
list from which to select
MORAN & SWAIN.
2131 Shattuck ave-.
Opp. Berkeley Station.
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ATEArrA

I ALFALFA FRUIT VINES
10000 rich acres open TO the home
The San Francisco call., 1904-04-24

COCO acres near Marysville; most ell trri
gated: splendid orange and alfalfa land; sets
OF buildings: only $40 per acre.
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SAN MATEO. BURLIEGAhIE
Best suburban homes near San Francisco; no
ferry; electric railroad now running; lots and
residences for sale; sell good lots as
low as $500 each; will be glad to show
them; also have acreage land near
by as low as $1o0 to $500 per acre.
McAFEE BROTHERS,
1os Montgomery ST., San Francisco,
Resident agent S. G. GOODHUE Western
Union telegraph Building. San Mateo.
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Only $4,000 new house of rooms ca bed
roomsp, window shades combination fixtures,
street work all done, within SEQ feet OF Key
Route station.
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JuSTER & BAIRD.
s160o-5-roon cottage; lot 36x110: close in.
S1S00-6-room cottage; lot 40x125.
s1S50-5-room cottage; lot 50x135.
$2100-6-room cottage; nicely finished.
S2550-5-room cottage; lot 50x135: can be Sc
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GREAT BARGAINS.
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LINDA PARK LINDA PARK LINDA PARK
The terminus OF Scent fare Haywards cars:
streets graded and graveled: stone sidewalks: I:
depot on tract: lots from $50 70 $500: $50 cash
and balance SO per month: Is blocks to local
train: best located property on San Lsandro
road graded school tract Apply to s. 5.
AUSTIN 11O1 Twenty-third ave- O~-land
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$6500-6 acres. all in bearing fruit. near San
Lorenzo; electric car service every hsiS
hour; 6-rOOm house. barn. chicken
houses and yards, windmill and tank /:
horse and buggy; 1e0 chickens; a good
income home
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2150 acres on Salinas River; 400 acres under
irrigation ditch balance fine grain land; hnt
set Of buildings: including this years crop
only $50 acre; bargain.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1904-12-20
AIfn1fa in the sonth.

Alfalfa has not yet been generally
introduced into the South. Advanced
farmers, especially those who are pay
ing attention to stock. have made ex-
periments with it.; and these expert
ments have in every case turned out
successfully, showing that it is crop
that is well adapted TO the rich soils of
Mississippi and that it is to play a
very important part in making the
State one of the leading stock raising
sections of the country.
Last year one farmer at Westpoint,
Miss. planted a thirty Aive-acre field
and made two or three cuttings the
first year, being more than satisfied
with the experiment. This year he
has increased his acreage TO 1875. On
a portion of this hogs were placed this
year, the greater part being reserved
for hay. 1t has been produced sue
cessfully for several years at the agrl-
cultural college at Starkville.
There are several fields Of alfalfa
on the plantations in the delia country.
]. e. Attlebury had ON his plantation
at Estill. Washington county. last year,
twenty-five acres, making five cuttings
and securing a ton OF hay at each cut
ting. This year the first cutting was
made in April-two weeks thereafter
the alfalfa stood In the field fully eigh-
taan inches b{oh
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1904-12-20
WHITE HOUSE GIFTS.
How Santa Claus Comes to the Presi-
dents Family.

How Santa Claus Comes to the Presi-
dents Family.
Wagon loads of gifts are received at
the White House at Christmas time.
They come from all parts of the country,
the majority of them from persons I'M
known to the President and his wife,
These miscellaneous articles are the pri-
vate property of the recipients, and the
numerous parcels are placed in one of
the family rooms for examination. They
generally contain the names of the dom
ors, and to all these aotes of thanks are
sent.
On Christmas eve all the employees Of
the house-the clerical staff, the uslers
and the domestic Servants-are given,
through the established munifcence of
the President, a fine fat turkey. Fifty
fowls, selected from the best in the mar
ket, are purchased for this event, so that
everybody about the famous mansion has
reason for rejoicing.
No one expresses his happiness with
a more beaming countenance than does
Jerry Smith. the old colored man who
has been a member of the presidential
household since the beginning of Grants
first term Jerry was President Grants
cook. but liz these days he dusts the
Offices of the White House and keeps
things tidy there as the traditional pin.
The presidents and their advisers are
usually men of advanced years. and it
is to the second generation from them
that the White House looks for the frol-
les of childhood on Christmas day
Woman's Home Companion.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1904-12-20
THE CHRISTMAS BIRD
How to Prepare and Cook a Goose, Old
or Young.

HOW to Prepare ana LOOK n OOOsSB OAu
or Young.
A goose is the typical Christmas bird,
although most families dine on turkey
that day. and some Ike a pair of ducks
and a fine roast of beef. The goose
must be young, or what is called a green
goose. Yellow and flexible feet are a
S;gn of youth. y goose is dressed and
trussed in the same manner as turkey,
but the skin should he thoroughly wash
ed.
Sage and onions are the traditional
seasoningS. and very good way to stuff
n goose is to boil and mash some white
potatoes and season highly with onion
luice. sage. also salt and pepper. Dredge
the outside lightly with salt and pepper
and thiekly with flour. Lay the goose
on a rack in the baking pan and put a
few tahlespoonfuiS of water in the pan;
haste often. Twenty minutes 10 the
pound is the average time 10 allow for
the baking. Garnish with blood oranges
cut in sections on parsley, celery tips
or any other green garnish.
Make sauce from the contents of the
nan. thiekening with -four. and after
strainiag add the giblets, which have
heen cooked until tender in water and
chopped eoarSely.
An old goose cannot be cooked salts
fsctarily in this way. TX viii need TO be
narboiled and then braiSed.-Cshicago
Inter Ocean.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1904-12-20
Feeding Geese Cor Market.

Feeding and marketing geese has
become a large industry in the North
west, centering especially around Wa
tertown, Wis, where about 10000
pounds of stuffed or artifcially fed
geese and about $4,000 pounds of
naturally fed geese are shipped annu-
ally to the principal markets of the
country. The demand for artificially
fed poultry seems to be increasing
steadily, and the Wisconsin shippers
claim they cannot fill their orders at
present. The process Of stuffing caus-
es the geese to develop unnaturally
large livers, sometimes large enough
to cover a small-sized plate, and weigh
ing as much as three and one-half
pounds The livers are considered the
most delicate and expensive part of
the carcass. When feeding artifcially,
the operator holds the goose between
his knees and forces the food down its
throat in the form of little balls OF
dough, which is first dipped in warm
water to make il &c down more easily.
Each goose receives eight Of these
dough balls three times a day during
the first week, four times during the
second week, and every three or four
hsurs night and day during the third
and las week BY this time the geese
become extremely fat and must be
marketed, or their health and condi-
ton will begin to suffer.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1904-12-20
WORST SIN oF ALL.

There are signs of improperly 0ike glaring
insob.iety),
There are crimes like petty larceny and
arson and all that;
There are things that one should never do
that no folks who are clever do,
You are lucky if you have the list of
weaknesses pat.
But some sins are out of reason in this
blessed Christmas season,
And there's one that's worse than others
the night outglooms the dawn
That's to send Christmas present to
city coz or peasant
With that little bit Of paper called price
tag on.
You ..4fgnt go and kill your neighbor mot
philanthrOpic labor):
You might rob a bank or pilfer something
else of wondrous worth;
You might wreck a train of sleepers while
the travellers rest their pepers,
Thus releasing lots of spirits from their
sojourn here on earth,
Yet all these would be forgiven, for each
crime you would be shriven
If you miss this biggest breaker where
so many wrecks have gone,
And you'll pull through ike daisy, though
you shiftless be and lazy,
II you never send a present with the
price tag on.
Baltimore American.