Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1904-10-21

fit OF unemployed men. Well, there
are thousands of men now-under
"Teddy's rule or ruin" regime-out
of work, and not even a soup house is
! provided where the hungry can fill up.
In writing a book of his life Admiral
Schley, it is hoped. will repent of him
having murdered Admiral Sampson by
bounding him by day and by night, and
that, too, when Sampson was a physical
wreck.-Setttle Republican.
Dear, good, want all.the. glory, fame
and praise, ten-miles away Republican
Sampson, who did none Of the work,
bounded by Sch!ey! This makes one
laugh. Schley is Democrat.
A vote for Mead is vote for Roose-
welt and prosperity. A vote for Turner
is vote for Parker and provertv.-P.-I.
With the price of food-stuff climb
ing towards the moon, so to speak,
exorbitant rents, almost daily strikes,
thousands Of wage-earners not know
ing where the next meal is coming
from; we'll, if that is Mead and Roose-
welt prosperity, we. along with thous.
ands of others, prefer Turner-Park er.
and poverty"
These cat fights that occur around
your house at night-Who starts
them? The boy cat or the girl cat?
At our house. every evening, girl cat
belonging to a neighbor, appears on
the lawn. Soon thereafter there is the
doggondest fight going on you ever
heard. But we never see the boy cat.
He knows he's deep.dyed villain, and
keeps out of sight. But the girl cat
walks to the meeting place as bold as
you please.
The Republican party is hustling
every speaker of ability that can be
procured to tell the dear people"
how grand has been, and will be, the
administration if "Teddy" is elected.
They have not yet said whe ther strikes
will be doubled in number; if negroes
will be appointed over all the country
as postmasters and custom collectors +;
or if the United States will become
the personal property owned and man.
aged by one-Theodore Roosevelt.
James P. Erisman, accused of stealing
60 cents from man named Peter Olson,
on September 26, was held on a $1,000
bond for trial by Justice Gordon yester-
day.-P.-i.
James ought to be thankful that he
did not steal 40 cents from Peter. He
might have been hung in Seattle.
What James should have done, would
have been to murder two or three
men then he would have been sent
flowers and fruit and even had his
photo on the first page of the news
papers.
Mukiltco shinglc-weayers are now
aware OF the fact that the Japs will
fight a Mclean man" just as quickly
as they will a Russian man, and that,
too. on his own dungle. The American
white man will some day be taught
more manners than to abuse other folks
simply because they are in the majority.
Seattle RepuJlican.
We have heard that it was the ma
jority of American white men that
fought and died to bring about the
result of freedom, SO the negro race
could learn to read and write and
slander the people for so doing.
Speaking of catching a burglar in
Seattle, the P.-I. says:
John McCann, an alleg ed burglar,
was caught after a chase of several
blocks Yesterday morning. He ran di-
rectly into the arms of policeman, who
closed his arms after the burglar ran
into Them"
And the policeman closed his arms
after the burglar ran into them! My!
My! What was that policeman in
the Queen City dreaming about. Don't
he know that all the rest of the force
viii! blame him to know that he
"closed his arms after the burglar ran
into them" Was the burglar sup.
posed to be held just because he robbed
five or six people? Perhaps. And the
policeman closed bis arms after the
burglar had ran into them!