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The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1904-06-09
Don't stick to Home.

While the statistical atlas of the
United States, just issued. shows that
the average number of persons in a
family has declined during the last ff-
ty years from sc to Al, it ought to be
borne in mind, says the Pittsburg Ga
zette. that young folks cont stick to
home the way they psea 10,
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1904-06-09

The cost of hauling a ton of freight
q mile on Great Britain's greatest rail
way is Las cents; On the Pennsylvania
forty cents, and on the New York Gen.
trail, forty-one ,ents.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1904-06-09

The navies of the world are now at
work devising ways to fight submarine
boats. At the British naval maneuvres
a huge wire netting was let down into
the water between two vessels, and in
this way a submarine was trapped
like a fish and successfully put out Of
commission.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1904-06-09
The Teacher Interested.

Miss Biggs is interested in you,
pa" "How 500" why, to-day, after
she had told me seven times to sit
down and behave myself. she said she
wondered What SORT Of q father ! had"
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1904-06-09

n size smaller after using Aliens Foo
Ease, a powder. 1t makes tight or new shoes
easy. Cures swollen, hot, sweating, aching
all druggists and shoe stores, 25c. Don't ac-
cept any substitute. Trial package FREE by
mail. Address, Allen S. Olmsted. Leroy, NY.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1904-06-09

A man worth $1,000, 900 today is no
richer, as related to the aggregate
wealth of the United States than a man
worth 1870, 900 in 1850.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1904-06-09

There was some trouble between the
towns of New Hartford and Harwin-
ton in Connecticut until the original
survey of the towns laid out in 1929
by the proprietors, who were taxpayers
of Hartford, was found, and this rec
ord will be used in making a new sur
vey.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1904-06-09

A French naval officer has made it
possible, with certain changes in the
fire-boXes, to burn a fuel in the form
of petroleum %briquettes, which gives
off no smoke. The officer claims his
invention will give fuel of which one
pound is equivalent to four pounds OF.
coal. The ~bPiquettes are made by
adding to petroleum oil, for each liter,
$50 grammes of ground soap, 15a
grammes of resin and 800 grammes of
caustic soda I've. This mixture is first
heated and stirred, until near solidf-
cation, then it is poured into molds,
which in turn are then placed in an
oven for ten OF fifteen minutes, and the
briquettes are ready for use after
cooling a few hours.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1904-06-09

Mrs. Wlnslow's Soothing Syrup for children
teething, soften the gums, reduces infiamma-
ton, allays pain cures wind collie, 25c.a bottle
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1904-06-09

FITS permanently cured. No fits or nervous
ness after first days use of DR.. Kline's Great
NerveRestorer, $2trial bottle and treatise free
DR.. r. H. KLINE. Ltd. 931 Arch St. Phila., Pa.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1904-06-09

II it weren't for their mistakes a great
many men would never be heard of.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1904-06-09

When a woman stops crying over her
troubles it's a sign that she has resumed
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1904-06-09

In the fortified rock of Gibraltar
there are 62 miles of tunnels. They
are stocked with an ample supply of
arms, ammunition and provisions, in
readiness for a siege.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1904-06-09

Plso'sC urefor Consumption is an intallible
medicine for coughs and colds.-N. w.
SAMUEL, Ocean Grove, N. j., Feb. II, 1900.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1904-06-09

The government is making some in
vestigations with the water which
comes from the springs on the govern
ment reservation at Hot Springs, Ark,
and it is found that it is mildly radio
active, like the waters at Bath, Eng
land. The water probably passes
through radium deposits in the earth,
thus absorbing some of the principle.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1904-06-09

DIR. Graham, of Beirut, Syria, de-
elares that mosquitoes are responsible
not only for the spread of yellow fever
but of the other dreaded tropical fever
known as dengue. He took infected
mosquitoes 300 miles into the noun
tains, where dengue was unknown,
and a man bitten by them promptly
came down with the fever.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1904-06-09
QUAINT AND CURIOUS.

The velocity of the wind at the
height of n mile above the earth is
four times as great as at the surface.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1904-06-09
Ladies' Can Wear Shoe,

Strawberries come and strawberries go,
but prunes go on forever.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1904-06-09
Cost of Hauling Freight.

People may not think you a fool, yet
they may not be in a position to deny it.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1904-06-09

A British officer travelling in Tibet
copied from a mural painting In the
Pakyong Temple this likeness Of the
God of Luck. IL a Tibetan Is up
against it," so to speak. he a change
the tide of his ill.fortune by appealing
with proper ~fervency to the corpulent
IO=tv
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1904-06-09

The largest room in the world, under
the roof and unbroken pillars, is at
St. Petersburg. 1t is $40 feet long
and $50 feet in breadth. By daylight
it is used for military displays, and a
whole battalion can completely ma
neuver in it. By night $1,000 wax ia
pers give it a beautiful appearance.
The roof is a single arch of iron.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1904-06-09

Coreans wear full mourning for their
fathers. The dress is of hemp cloth,
with hempen girdle. A face shield is
used to show that the wearer is a sin
ner and must not speak to any one
unless addressed. The costume is re-
tanned for three years. the shield for
three months. This is worn for a
father only; secondary mourning is
worn for a mother, and no mourning
at all for O. wife. The hat is of wicker.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1904-06-09
DR.. WOOLLEY'S
G. WHISKY
ANT!DOTE

VIII cure permanently at your own home.
Mr.. T. N. Brown, OF DeQueea, Ark, says;
over seven years ago / was cured OF the
opium habit by your medicine, and have con-
tinued n the very best of health since"
Mr.. W. NJ. Tunstall, OF Lovipgston, Va,
gays: Il AIN glad to say that | firmly believe
that am entirely and permanently cured Of
the DrlAk Habit, as ! have never even SO, much
as wanted a drink In any form since / TOOK
your eradieator, now is months ago. 1t was
the best money / ever invested"
Mrs. virginia Townsend, OF Shreveport, La,
writes: NO more opium. ! have taken no
other remedy than yours, and I make no mis-
take when | say that my health is better now
than 1t ever WASH my life. and 1 owe 1t to you
ana your remedy. 1t has been twelve years
since ! was cured by your treatment"
DR.. Wooliey has thousands of such testimon-
lais, with permission to use them. A treat
ment with so many recommendations from
PHYSICIANS and cured patients must be good.
DIR. Woolley's Antidote has imitators, las
all good articles have)-perhaps you have tried
some OF them, but there is nothing like Wool
leys. 1t has stood the test of thirty years. No
man or woman who uses opium or whiskey in
any form, or who has friends so afflicted,
should hesitate to write to
DIR. a.. NJ. WOOLLEY,
log North Pryor Street, Atlanta, Ca,
for his book on these diseases, which he will
send free and confidential.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1904-06-09

Complete Humor Cure, c~onsis'i9g Of CrTTCUrA
Resoircnf, Joe. lin form % Cheroeie Coated Pills, sc.
per Wal of an, Ointment. Soc soap. Sc. Dcpots London,
2 Charerhouse So Paris, = Rue de la Taix Po,ton, Isl
Columbus Ave. P0tter DIug 8 Cher Corp, 500 Props.
~ N.-F S~P Ff.r .. f. 20 ..-- NF.~.,~
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Progress of AmericaPress

In addition 10 its othenstnctions
the year 1904 marks the Cpletion OF
two centuries since the filAmerican
newspaper was started, s Leslie
Weekly. That paper wahe Boston
News Letter, whose psher and
editor was the postmast OF that
town. Although the New.etter con,
sisted of sheet of onlyinches by
1912, printed on both sidet was the
only paper that Englandolonies in
the new world had for c a decade
and half, Philadelphia the sec
ond paper established inlerica and
New York got the thir( All these
were technically weekli but often
in the early days there e Intervals
of two or three weeks ween their
successive appearances The first
daily paper in the new Id was the
American Daily Advert printed in
Philadelphia. After ne century
had elapsed since the newspaper
appeared on this cOntiI-Or In 1900 |
there were only fift dailies and |
100 weeklies in the III States.
The contrast betwethose days |
and to-day is striking.lere are "a
900 newspapers and Idicals Of all
sorts-weeklies, semeklies, tri-
weeklies, monthlies aluarterlies-
published in the Initiates in 1904,
OF which 2,400 are d and 10000
Weeklies Any one wo or three
OF New York's dailpers of 1904
has larger circula than did all
the daily and week.-mrs. published :
in the United Slater S04.
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Measures of Canacitv

Four heaping tablespoonfuIs mako
one gill. Ian"
Eight heaping tablespoonfnls moks
one cupful.
-Four eupfuls of -four make ma
quart or pound. ''
Two cupfuls solid butter make ora
pound. 'i''
Two cupfuls of graduated sngor
make one pound. "f
Two and one-halt cupfuls of DOW.
dered sugar make one pound
one pint of milk or water equals n
pound '""iS
IN, one uozen eggs should weigh
pound and a half
Skim milk is trine heavier tbon
"nole milk, cream is lighter tbon
eitner and pure milk is 3 per cent
heavier than water.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1904-12-31
Oyster Pates.

mop quarters of a norna -,
T v, urn butter into pound Of aonr
" men you have a coarse powder sda
Z small teacupful of iced water on,,
WIN wl.n spoon work into a soft mas
urn upon Toured pastry board ana
ao'' INTO thick sheet. Fold this nv
as you would sheet OF music ans
aoi, OUT again. then fold up once moro
@nu once more roll out Set on tho t,o
LOT an hour or two, then roll ,nto
sheet a half inch thick and cut 10
lou''us Ike biscuits. Law those -,
pl'es OF three layers and with a sn,oi,
et cutter press half way through oaah
plie' Put into very hot oven sna
o"Ae quickly to golden brown rar.
from the oven, lift on the litt,o 90
tral round from each pate and nt.s
spoon scoop out the soft ins,aa
uough' leaving cavity. Into tbls n.y.,
creamed oyster mixture Set IN ths
oven until very hot and serve
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Cut the tops from green non,or.
una with sharp knife remove 49,
Se ',' ana tough white membrane nm
win salt and lay in cold water g..
Iorty-elght hours Drain. Law in cola
water for day and drain oo.i,
wake filling of two Tablespoonful
e"ch or minced cabbage and prata1
norseradish teaspoonful OF minced
onion' half teaspoonfuI each Of now
uered mace nutmeg and ginger ton.
spoonful each of celery seed nennor
eorns and ground mustard, teasnoon
III, OF sugar and Tablespoonful, ~
saiad OIL. STUFF the peppers with This
ne on the tops with soft Irvine macy
III crock and fill the crock With
poiiing vinegar. Repeat the scald,na
week later Cover and stand for
several months before using.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1904-12-31

Rigby stayed on the road. He Stunned
the theater and closed his eyes to the
racing news. But he sold goods and
wrote regularly TO the senior member
of the firm.
"Rigby's got the trade I'm Pennsyl-
vania by the boot straps and pulling
on ii to beat the band" observed
Johnson to his partner one day-in
the presence Of the brown-eycd
stenographer. "He is surely trying to
make a record"
And the little stenogravher, under
cover of her typewriter desk, gave a
loving pat to fat order Righy had
just sent In.
1t was summer before Hgby put the
question again, and fan before the
wedding day was set Riyby protest
ed, but she was firm.
Il want you to make on, more trip"
she said slyly. Il want write you
every day-for myself. IL our cor
rcspondence heretofore ha been pure
~ matter of business He looked
at her reproachfully
Yes" she added, smiliE tenderly
Il could read between to lines Of
each letter to Mr.. johnson I'm doing
this for you, dear, for W" But
want some letters of myvery own.
Well make 1t just year bm the day
Mr.. Johnson told you to gwife-hunt- |
ing"
Rigby sighed resigned,
"All right. but tell me just one
thing, Belle, dear. Why dlgou watch
me so closely the day Joson asked
me IL there wasn't some ri l could
marry In hurry"
"Because-because and the
brown eyes were cover with the
sweeping lashes now, II as $3.50
afraid there might be.'-Fton Globe.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1904-12-31
Cherry Cream Pie

any Iert-oyer fruit juice NAV ba
used. Bake an open crust, as for lem.
VI PIE Add one-half cupful sugar 70
one pint OF juice left over from cannoI
cherries If not sufficiently sweet. odd
TWO large tablespoonfuls Of cornstaro,'
RUBBED smooth in little juice and
COOK till thick. Add butter size Of a
walnut Pour in crust, and when very
coid cover with a cupful of wblnnod
cream, sweetened with two tahIa,
Of sugar and favored with
II rev drops of almond extract ~
cream Is not at hand use the benton
whites or two eggs sweetened and fla.
Vored. Brown slightly In oven
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all your humping around the country
you've never met girl you would
seriously consider marlying?'
Rigby's mind Travelled rapidly over
his list of acquaintance. He raised
his head, and caught a pair Of brown
eyes watching him from the desk in
the far corner of Mr.. Johnson's office.
The eyes belonged to Johnson's pri-
yate stenographer.
mo. l don't know a girl I'd care
to marry, nor a girl who'd care 10
marry me-"
well, I'll be hanged" calculated
Mr.. Johnson.
Rigby was standing up. He had
forgotten the brown eyes by this time.
He usually forgot girls just this easily
But I'll tell you this much. MI
Johnson. / don't propose to let little
thing like not having wife stand
between me and that job. I'm going
to get both inside of two weeks.
Mr.. Johnson, senior member OF the
Johnson Manufacturing Company
ClIuCkleu. lie udN llhCN 'N'e't -'+'
the hour the lad had started out III
the Pennsylvania coal territory to sell
Johnson shoes, but he would not vary
his long standing rule-the best JopS
to the married men.
Willimet, who had long held the
New York territory, was going INTO
business for himself, and his position
was the one for which Rigby was
asking.
Charley Rigby crossed the square,
his hands thrust deeply into his pock-
cts, his hat pulled over his eyes. lie
was thinking about girls.
When his fathers money had been
swept away by ill-adyised investments
he had cut loose from his mothers
people, who had always resented her
marriage with the visionary easy
going Rigby. Now he wished tnat ne
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1904-12-31
PUN pkin Rutfer

rare and scrape the slices of pnmn.
kln' cut them into cubes and cool,
slowly In but little water, for four
OF nVe hours; then mash thoroughly
ana add a scant cupful of sugar n
e , quart OF pumpkin. Cook one hour
longer then add plenty of ground Gin.
namon. Some prefer to add one quart
Oh sorghum to each quart Of stewed
pumpkin and cook one hour, then spice
TO taste before putting away.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1904-12-31
Waters that dagnetic.

A reputable scieI publication Is
sponsor for the stent that there
exist In at least tplaces in the
State of Indiana lgs or wells
whose waters possarked magnet.
ism and are able part it to steel
objects dipped the Ihls property
has been reportedther springs in
various parts Of ora, but such
tales have been ed by scientific
men with caution
In this case thhetlsm seems to
arise from the pat considerable
quantities Of car or iron are dis
solved in the W When it stands
for some time Encompasses into
carbonic acid gich escapes, and
magnetic iron (Which falls to the |
bottom of the hlhg vessel as a
powder Wherecomposition has
ceased the wa no longer mag
netic.
These sprinFald to cause per
ceptible devia compass nee
die, and a ktde Immersed for
five minutes Of the springs is
magnetized silly to sustain nee. ;
dies by its planning this prop /
erty for thirts' The. water cor I
rodes locomollers, but when al I
lowed to sta till the carbonate
has all deco can be used with q
impunity. r
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f3 s e e. tI f f tI aB E
~ y,,,, q
A MATTER OF BUSINESS ]
EE8 EsI 81 Ell ss8 e 81

81 DON'T deny any of your claims.
Rigby, but it has been one of our
rules to give such a post as th!s
only TO married men. l believe there
comes to married man certain
sense of responsibility which makes
him more valuable to us and more
safe in the position"
But, Mr.. Johnson protested young
Rigby, there isn't man on your
travelling force who has done better
for you, considering the bad territory
you gave me. If you'd give me a
chance at New York State I'd break
the record"
Perhaps, but you'll have to get
married first. No, don't argue" relter-
ated Mr.. Johnson as Rigby tried to
interrupt. "Well hold the place open
for two weeks If at the end of that
time you can show me marriage
certificate We'll talk business.
You belong to club here in town,
have apartments waiting for you
when you come in from your trips, go
to the theater some play the races
bit, eh?"
Rigby nodded his head.
Cut it out and get a wife"
But l don't know any girl
who'd"
What" almost shouted Mr. John
son, do you mean to tell me that in
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1904-12-31
A Hint In Enn.Rni

though 1t is not generally known, II
40 nevertheless a fact, as any medical
man VIII inform you, that eggs GOV.
cred with boiling water and allowed
10 stand for five minutes are moro
houflshing and much more easily III.
gested than eggs which have been
placed In boiling water and allowed To
Doll furiously for three or three and
half minntes.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1904-12-31
FIXING HIGH NOON AT SEA
wireless Telegraphy Expected Soon -
Overcome the nifIicuIt

iess IeIeRraphy Expected Soon .,
overcome the Difficulty
Inc most momentous improvement
III navigation since the invention =,
Ihe chronometer, more than 40 vear,
ago, mas just been foreshadowed in q
modest paragraph in the report of tbo
oHieI OF the bureau of equipment of
the United States navy.
II Is believed" says Chief Man.
hey' that the development of u,iro.
less biography will enable these dina,
signals to be distributed over wator 90
Wen as over land, andfhat before ,ona
every ship at sea. In addition to every
iahd station, will receive daily moan
signals from the standard observatorv
clock" "'oi'
what does that mean NOTHING Ia..
Ihan the elimination OF the last oIo
nent OF uncertainty from the problem
OF nnding the position of a shin a.
sea. Hitherto the one weak point IN
navigation has been the difficuItv -
carrying standard time on a voyaoa
observations for local time nc ,,,ou
Us Tor latitude have been exact h,,.
sne comparison of local standard time
Tor obtaining the longitude has in
owed certain amount of guess worL
Inc best chronometer is NOT opjto =,
.aI1Die' and some allowance. which
nay not be precisely right. has aIwavg
o be made for errors.
But with time signals received from
national observatory every day at
Don the mariner will know his wav
yer any part of the wide ocean as ac.
urately as If he were threading .
uoyed channel. The chronometor
III Join the cross-staff and the astro. I
Ioe on the junk heap OF discarded
lakeshifts. 1eN
AND OF course a ship that can com.
unlcate with the shore for one mr.. ..
'se Is equally In touch with the world :,
# any other communication # naada =
make. 81
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cover the tripe, after cutting It into
men squares, with cold water and 90,
al the side Of the range, where II wifi
simmer slowly. At the end of four
hours, drain Off all the water except
hait cup and TO this add half pint
OF seasoned and stewed tomatoes ami
thicken with white roux. Season 10
TASTE stir until the sauce is smooth
and thick. and serve.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1904-12-31
COLLEGE FRANKS.
Anose OF English Students Are wo-..
Than i'm This Country

h III ANS 1ouutry.
American students are hardly mn =,
the British standard In the PLAYING az
college FRANKS. Not long ago on q
wager freshman OF Trinity ColleSe
cambridge. dressed In his sister
clothes and called on the head of the
college to complain that her brother
was being brutally ill-treated by the
college authorities. He was. so "sha,'
asserted, overworked. underfed and
cruelty fiogged.
The benevolent old head--a m,n
much more slnned against than sin.
nlng-listened to these charges in helm.
less amazement
But my dear young lady" he
exclaimed.
Thereupon 'she" burst into a storm
OF Sobs and would not be comfortad
MS proteshtions of innocence only
made her" weep the more copiousIv.
Inc dear old man never had n worse
quarter of an hour.
The following week he saw the
FRESHMAN play woman's part in a
comedy and the truth slowly dawned
upon MIN. Meanwhile. the Freshman
had collected the bet and spent the
money In party" which ended in
naAt dozen students trying to fight
the police force of Cambridge and
spending the night In Jail
The old town and gown" riots
"hlch used to be such strenuous
feature of life in English universities
seldom occur nowadays, but there was
one In oxford not many years AFRO
winch ragged for three days and nights
Over 500 policeman
were eventually required TO restore tbe
peace. Houses and shops were wreck
gu ana many townSman and gowns.
man mad to be patched up in the local
hospitals afterward.
belng an ardent politician. II Is mar.
lrai that the undergraduates shonld
make the college elections. which ara
ought on political lines, exceedingly
Nely affairs. Some Of the lending ,
universities return members of Parlta.
nent 10 represent them in the House s
u commons, but they are elected nv
ne ions and graduates without much
uss and excitement. The real fun ia |
yer the election of the chancellor. the a
'rd rector, or whatever the honorary S
cad or the university may be called
Or In that election the undergradu.
ties take hand.
Ihls position is sought by the great. 0
sc men In the land-men Of the cal.
'er of Gladstone, Salisbury. Morley O
40 Balfour And they are willing to
through a most severe ordeal 70 q
In 1t.
A great statesman who sways the p'
ouse of Commons and helps to shane
e destines of Europe goes election. n
rug among a mob of yelling college
VS. and they think nothing of neI+- d'
MIN with red ochre. bluing and ROT.
eggs If he happens to be- Of tbo pc
posite political stripe Election dov
always a wild pandemonium IN q pc
INerslty town. Wise people stay AT
me and put up the shutters. w
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1904-12-31
THE FELLOW THAT'S DOING HIS RFsT

You may talk of your battle SCARED heroes
Or martyrs and all of the rest
Du' , mere another think just as worthy
The fellow that's doing his best
he doesn't wear gold braid and tnseI
Nor ride on the waves highest crest
out mes always where duty demands him
Ihis fellow that's doing his best
NO trumpet bare tells of his coming
For fame he is never in quest
but mes always hero this fellow,
Who is always found doing his host
ana I'm sure in the day of the Judgment
When many shall fail at the fest
1here Ii be one who will pass withou+ +rorh,
Inc fellow that's doing his best
Ana the gates of the heavenly CITY
The beautiful home of the best
VIII swing wide for my hero to entar
The fellow that's doing his hest
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