Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1904-01-08

without tn aid av Il docthor. Pat
Well, Tim was always handy lad at
anything Judge.
Not Her Weapon: "Is your wife
club woman, Mike?" Marry the likes
o. that. sor; she uses hatiron sor"
detroit Free Press
What possessed her to marry him,
| wonderg well, you know how
hard 1t is to get good caddies nova
days. Life
I'm afraid she isn't cut out for
society woman" why not?" well,
she seems TO have no idea of the pleas
ures of extrayagan detroit Free
Press.
Just as Good: Sporting Edltor-Our
best football reporter Is sick and can't
go to the game. Managing Editor
Never mind; we'll send the war corrs-
spondent.-Judge.
But" protested the man, 'I have
admitted that | was wrong. Isn't that
enough?" mo" replied the woman;
you must also admit that was
right. Chicago Daily News.
A Slight Difference: Nora--Oi towld
thot installment mon thot he naden't
call so often. Mistress he take
the hint2 Nora-No, mum; he took tn
pionny.-Phlladelph Record.
DR.. Jinks-I suppose you must have
lost some of your patients by being In
Ei1rAna fop tl,c n,. 4.
Yes, confound III Ten or dozen of
them got well.-Boston Transcript
Miss Rose-lt Is n wonder you don't
take wife, Mr.. Sapp. Mr.. sapp-
Well, you see, | only make enough to
support one Miss Roosevelt. II isn't
necessary for you to take two wives.
She-They haven't found name for
that baby in the fat upstairs yet He
The one that cries so? "Ycs." well,
| don't know why. The neighbors have
called 1t everything they could think
off,
DO you think that there is luck In
a rabbits foot?' Not as much as dar
Is in chickens foot answered Mr..
III oStus ihhit5s pioNlutu ut its CT
de animal is attached. Washington
Star.
Did you tell Clarence you would
cut him Off without cent il he mar
ried that girl?" NO" answered the
wise father. 1.-The idiot would marry
her in spite of that | told the girl"
Indianapolis Sun.
In Society: "They say Miss R Is
brilliant converse tionalist," Indeed
she is. She told me the whole story of
her life in five seconds Talk in
shorthand?' mo. Showed me her
bank book. Baltimore World
They tell me 81 Medders son Bill
hez bin sent ter tn Legislature"
Nope: Bills in the pententiary for
boss stealin'" Great snakes, Why
is 1t folks alters want ter make things
out wuss than they really lsY-Judge.
Smlth-How old Is your son, Jones?
Jones-He'll be u tomorrow. Smith
He's certainly credit to you. Jones
Well, he ought TO be. | spent tf-
teen years in bringing him up and six
more in calling him down-Chicago
News.
/ Mamma-Oh. see, Willie. your little
brother can stand all alone. Aren't you
glad? Willie aged 6)--Sure. Now |
can get him to hold an apple on his
head while | shoot 1t off with my bow
and arrow, can't l?-Philadelrhia
Ledger
Tickled the Kids: Lady Ito applicant
Tor position of nursemaid-Why were
you discharged from your last place?
Applicant-Because | sometimes for
got to wash the children. mum. Chorus
If Children-Oh, mamma, please EN-
gage hcr,-TitBit
Unabashed: Irate PARENT want
you to get out of here and never dark
en- my door again. If had a sick cat,
/ wouldn't send for you. lmperturba-
I bile Physician-Of course not You'd
send for my brother. the veterinary,
who lives over on the street next to
the one | live on. Here's one of his
cards. Baltimore American.
MISS ASktN Abul HiuIGlUSp is
put off? Miss Crummy-Yes. papa is
not at all satisfied with his position;
mamma doesn't like his family connec-
tions: auntie thinks he is too careless
I'm his dress, and think Miss
Askew-Yes. what do you think? Miss
Crummy-I think | ought TO wait till
he asks me.-Town and Country.
A careless gossip: Miss kidder-
They've only been married six months. |
but whenever her husband goes away
on business trip she's delighted and
prepares to have good time. Miss /.
Meanley-Ah. Do you know | sus-
pected something like that; | always +.
said Miss kidder-Ies. You see.
he takes her With hm.-Pajladeiphla /.
Ledger