Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-09-10

down in New York has opened a ga.
loon"
GLORY BET" said Mr. Hennessy. mot
our kind iv bishop"
No said Mr.. Dooley Wan Nv tn
He didn't ra.aly open it
tn way ye think. He didn't own tn
lint. He on'y backs II with his moral !
like a brewery. Yc see, 1t T,
was mis- way. Wan day this bishop
dhropped into his club. | don't know
why II is we always say man dhrops
into club. He's more likely to dhrop
out II he amt supported. But, amy.
how, tn bishop dropped into his club
an hurlin' himself into sumchous
arm chair. opened his brewery an
settled down to wait f'r tn avenin' pa.
apers. As he set there with his feet
cooked up on a chair, readin' his dc.
votional book an occasionally divin'
into III milk punch, he says TO himsilf:
This Is rale comfort. A club Is u
gran place. Suddenly tn thought
sthruck him. What. says he, am
uDlD I III DbNN MY ohA . i'hht''
in comfort in me club. Has tn poor
wurrukln' man q club? Not at all. He
has no club but tn wan tn polisman
carries. Thin where does he spind his
time between 4 o'clock in tn atther.
noon an 5 o'clock dinner? In tn -.
loon. TIL saloons r.rend about where
"a poor wurrukin man buys shell
iv beer, atcs four dollars worth Nv free
lunch an goes home an beats his wife
ar vicy yarsy ~ tn case may be, Is no
place f'r him. will start model dive
where me humble mechanic frinds "
tn slums can take their karoslno amid
comfortable suroundin's. chat with
| their fellow irgglers on tn issues Nv
tn day an 20 home ilivatcd In ivry
slnse w tn wurrud. he says.
An he done It. FIRM what eau
make ont about this model saloon IL
amt much ditfrent firm tn peaceable
| hell that I've been conductin' f'r thir
| ~ years. Tn main ingredient Nv amy
rest cure is there on tn shelves. They.
! Sc bar fr thin horny handed sons
| Nv tile who can sleep standln' an chairs
an tables fr tn less hardy ruflians
that prefer TO coal up in settin' pos
thure. Til bartinders are ar'ble an
sober men. but that's thrue " all bar
finders. They ARE supposed. Hlnuis
~. to give tn consumers brief moral
chat while pushlu' out tn paint. Afthel
IN third basin IL may be nicissry fl
them To have I'm lliyinth command
mcnt handy IN tn shape ~ an ice.pick
In u corner iv IN impooryum Is a sody
watheT fountain 50 that tn poor wur
mkiu' man don't have to drink tn de
sthruycr II he don't want to. but car
90 over an initiate himsiIf at tn "a,
wrruk5. Whin 4 customer at tn al
. iiniu' cOunther begins to cry over th
. MaybrlCk ease. tn prclate IN com
mand there steers him 10 tn liquid all
department where he does tn rist ~
his shoppin'. charges himsilf with &
pan iv carhonic acid an floats home
This is 10 heip his hicCup so that his
Wien know he has not been idle.
understand this branch iy tn planl
hasn't had to hire amy extra hip. TIL
principal customers Ia Numbers /,
good govcrmint clubs disguised as
poor wurukinmin In Of tennis clothes
Wan " thin WAS heerd to say that HI
didn't care whether tn bar.boy made Il
an egg phosphate or vanilla sthraw
berry mixed, as he did not intind TO go
home till tn followin' day, anyhow
Tn more permanent poor wurrukin
men, tn athletes In outing clothes 1,
blue canvas, has thus far not invisti
gated tn model saloon beyond tn
beer pump. An now I come to thinl
" II, ! can't raymimber liver seem 9
poor wurrukin' man sprintin' f'r tn
Dutchman's pause In front ~ dhrul
store as II In doubt. II may have hap
pened but didn't notice II.
"Th' saloon was opened In person be
tn bishop. r-read his speech. II was
fine. He recognized that drink was
an evil, havin' met II. But II was nj
cissry evil. On tn whole, he was In
clined to think IL was more nicissry
thin evil. Takin' It all In all or hall
an half or anyway We liked, II was q