Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1904-06-23

CHAPTER YX.
His Experiences Continued.

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10 fooled me outen my photo
graf and how fooled someone out
of nice handkerchief. l next met
some old friends on the sidewalk
1t was young man and his wiie
| shuck hands with the man ana
then with his better half. ! tuck
her rite band and she put the 9TH
er on the back Of my neck
guessed what was Cumin and snap
ed up my mouth TO receive 1t tne
best knowed how, You ought to
to a seed that mans eyes. He look
ed at her and he looked at me-
never had hearn that he was SUBJ
lee to fits but he looked so curious
that | thought he was going TO
have one shore. | though ne mout
not like the way his wife done but
that was done did aud he couldn't
help his self, To appease him l
told the lady that it was quite
treat to be kissed by as good look"
in woman as she was and the
next time | met her I'd reciprocate.
LaI il made him look worse so l
spoke of my urgen business
and walked away kinder pert
resolved not TO let another lady
tackle me in the presents OF her
man. Her man wus very homely
SO | did not blame her for kissln a
Z good looking bOv now and then
l next stopped at the house o
. another friend There was gurl .
5 about my own age a setln IN th'
porch. | shuch hands with her ant
told her thought it was fashion
. able tur gurls to kiss a felIer wheI
!. they shuck hands. She lookeJ
IS kinder plagued and said it wa
the boys place TO do the bussir
After my encounter with the othe
= lady | had become bold and lei
is that | wus competent juror so
g tuck wun. | told her | saw anott
30 er and another one Pd rath'
70 have if she did not care to exchang
" "All right, put that back" 81
y said, land get you another one
lg | told her that when fellow toe
zt several she ought to throw in w
or three three or four for good mea
ure, but she said "NO, busses are
demand" There was lots mo
boys and tina wanted to divid
Baskets of fruit always have t
It? best On top but there is no su
H. cheat in kisses. They are sweet
er- the way.
nd l wonder what fool it wus tt
il. first invented kissin. | though
Try was havln my trials here bel
v but you see their are sum swe
er, mixed in with the bitter
ne, Well, | hove landed back hOm
ell wiser and, | believe, a better b
1t is good for boy to get aN
frum home and find that the WI
is bigger than he thought 1t
tist and that he does not know eve
ries thing. Frum this on when | kr
ere, of boy that smokes cigaretts
is ashamed to say pa or father
" calls him the "old man" and laf
his old fogy ways say he is nj
lille ly gone, and when he adds bo
and a pistol as his paraphern
'e Oh he is very near the state CAP
'" with a stone wall around him
her else under ground somewhere v
ngs- no light but miners lamp.
1t is said when boys git to be
oga' tha begin to think dad
oua know sumthin, and when tina
dur. to be 80 tina go to the old man
advice. With my recent les
nded l think I'll git to be an unC
mon boy.
" | got into several little &
while | wus away and after g,
home l thought l was on I
Firma; but to cap the climax
a,isr ,, re, next day after l got home | IL
ident ed that / wus to be married
u. VI, day. The gurl lived sum dist
,arth, away but ! started of the
Yankee Doodle went to town
the gurl If the report be true
,..., Jest before ! got there met &
comm away who said she was
married to another fellow.