The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-11-20

back to town an takes off his coat
an goes to wurruk. He argues an
pleads an palavers an punches to-
gether a majority iv votes in tn name
time keepin' Judge Higgins chained
down at home an feedin' him firm time
to time with canned principles. TIL
judge is nommynated an makes a
whirlwind campaign. He supplies tn
wind an Casey supplies tn Whirl
Ivrybody takes a kick at Casey. TIL
opposition papers ar-re in favor iv
hangin' him. TIL pa-apers iv his own
party lament that tn campaign shud
be in tn hands iv such a man whin
there are such pathrites as Perkins an
Sanderson who ought to be at head
quarters. They are at headquarters
on'y tn papers don't know it. They
ar-re at headquarters an Casey is
rehearsin' Thin in their speeches an
shown thin where to mark their ball
lots
ION Fiction day Casey fixes it up
with his frind Mulligan in New York,
O'Brien in Saint Looey, Mulcahey in
Boston, O'Shay in Hartford, Butler in
Buffalo. Doherty in San Francisco,
Dorney in New Orleans. Hennessy in
Columbus, Sullivan in Chicago an Nc
Gam in Keokuk an Judge Higgins is
triumphantly ilicted. TIL mornin' af-
Their iliction Casey larns that tn ray
suit is looked upon as a triumph FIR
an Anglo-Saxon policy. He don't shout
himsilf hoorse over that, because his
on'y acquaintance with am Anglo-Saxo
policy was whin his family was dhriven
out iv tn County Kerry be a bailiff
with an Anglo-Saxon bludgeon. but
he goes over to see tn judge Well,
Casey says he, I done very WELL, he
says. 'Ye did FIR a fact says Casey.
1T was a great triumph FIR me- says
tn judge. I think what knocked thin
was me last speech in Hoboken." 1t
was great vote getter.' says Casey.
Well says tn judge, I can't spare We
amy more time to-day, me humble
frinG,' he says. Tn busy maxim up
me cabinet he says. I have decided
to appint tn Hon'rable Peabody Per-
kins iv tn District iv Columbia. sicri-
ty " state. He is particularly fitted
FIR tn place, havin' spint all but tn
las six weeks iv his life in England.
His appintmint is endorsed be tn
London Times. 1 have Also he says,
offered tn job iv sicrity iv tn inteer-
yor to tn Hon'rable Ponsonby San
derson. He is tn high chief guy in
TIL Lille Orange Lodge an will know
JUS how to handle TIL public school
question: he says. Thank ye,' says
Casey. have tn names iv a few
fellows that have wurruked hard an
I'd like to find places FIR thim,' he
says. MY man. says tn judge, dye
ralize that we ARE tallSin' to tn Pris-
idint ilict iv these United States he
says If did not feel kindly to'rd We
FIR ye'er arrest. if sometimes mis-
guided efforts in me behalf, L wud
have we raymoved be tn dure-keeper,
he says AS it is he says, we can
sind tn applications iv ye'er frinds to
tn clerk iv tn civil sarvice commits
sion, who has charge iv tn day lab
orers.' he says.
"An' there we ar-re. Why do boys
go to Harvard an Yale? Is it because
| iv Eliot an Hadley or because Nv Hur-
| ley an Hogan. 1 read tn accounts
| iv tn futball game. TIL lineup was
| as follows: Hogan, Rafferty, Murphy,
Mcclure, Hurley, Cooneg, Shevlin,
MuIdoon, Cassidy, Peabody, Van Rem
seller. Afther fifteen minyits Peabody
| retired. At tn end iv twinty minyits
| Van Renseller was called out be his
ma. Flaherty an Hinnissy in. Ho-
| gan through guard. Murphy pushes
Mcclure through tackle. C0oney slams
Saltonstall on tn ground an breaks his
back. Shevlin throws Witherspoon
over tn fence. An so on till me
eyes fill with tears an 1 have dhreams
| Nv invadin' Canada with an ARMY iv
|
| firm Kerry an tn County Mayo. An
that night Prisidint Hadley or Prisi-
! dint Eliot makes an address at tn
Kings birthday dinner an rejoices in
our inthrest in Anglo-Saxon spoorts
an congratylates tn wurruld that
hereafter if England has a war we
will have a chance to do most Nv tn
| fightin' an pay half tn money.
81 wondher why it is! suppose it's
because we like TIL game more thin tn
rewards. Wan iv tn Anglo-Saxons who
helped ilict Rosenfelt las Choosdah
wud give up his job rather thin be a
pollytician an 1 suppose Hogan is
thinlin' all through tn game that it's
tn Prince Nv Wales he has against
him on tn opposin' line"
"Well," said Mr.. Honnessy, IF
thought this was an Anglo-Saxon vic
thry 1 wud niver have voted tn way
| did"
What" exclaimed Mr.. Dooley. "An
did you, too? Well, be hivens, if il
hadn't been FIR me, it wud have beer
unanimous"