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Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1904-10-29

a horse and sometimes was unable even
to ride in car. My condition was crit
ical when I sent for Doan's Kidney Pills.
l used three boxes and they cured me.
Now can go anywhere and do as much
as anybody. / sleep well and feel no dis
comfort at all"
A FREE TRIAL of this great kidney
medicine which cured Mr.. Sprague will
be mailed on application to any part of
the United States. Address Foster-AIil-
burn Co. Buffalo, n. Y. Sold by all
dealers; price, fifty cents per boz.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1904-10-29
TORIURING PAIN.
Half This Mans Sufferings Would
Have Killed Many Person,
But Doan's Cured Him.

Thousands of grateful people are tell
ing every day how Doan's Kidney Pills
cured them of distressing and dangerous
kidney and bladder troubles.
Yet other thousands are suffering every
day from these same ills. Why? They
are either very negligent or very skepti-
cal. Neglect of kidney disorders leads to
dropsy, diabetes, Bright's disease and
other fatal diseases.
Sincere, honest testimony like the fol-
lowing should convince every skeptic.
A. c. Sprague. stock dealer, of Normal,
ILL.,, writes: "For two whole years !
was doing nothing but buying medicines
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1904-10-29
Worlds Fair Excursions.

The low-rate ten-day coach excursions
of the Pennsylvania Railroad afford
fine opportunity for those who have ma
vet seen il to visit the greatest exPosot
ION ever held in this country. Wednes
AVS November ?, 9. 70 and IS are the
5ates during the last month Fair is open.
PIE 500 from Annapolis. Train
leaves at SIS a. M; connecting win
special train from New YORK arriving
St. Louis Asp m, next day.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1904-10-29
The old Story.

A gentleman sends the Capital man
word this morning please take out
the following ad. Ghe satcheh has been
found through the advertisement in your
paper." It is the same old story. 1t
always pays to advertise in the Capital.
The ad that brought the latest return
was the following.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1904-10-29
SNAP SHOTS.


Warmer.
Frost last night.
Strangers in town.
Vale, vale, bankers.
Football this afternoon.
Monday is Hallow Fen.
October on the home stretch.
A woman never learns the true
value of 4 kind word until after she Is
married.
sB 2J cents for u Boat.
1t is easier to kick up a row than il
is cheerfully to accept the kicks resulting
therefrom.
Did it ever occur to you that the
majority of so-called woman haters are
married men?
When mans friends hear he has
had an attack OF insanity they hope for
later intelligence.
Many an actor who gets $500 per
week in the press reports is lucky to
draw $50 in real money.
eB 70 cents for n Boat.
A woman may be able to saw wood,
but when it comes to saying nothing
well, that's another story.
A man full of barrel whiskey must
surely be barreled up.
"A musician may play at ball and
not necessarily be ball player.
1t is not necessary to be an adept
with the hammer to knock. Oh no.
There are Kean symptoms of Fow-
Ter methods running the Republican ma
chine this fall.
You'll always find a young man
who IS addicted to spirits AFFIRM believer
IN spiritualism.
1t takes a hayward man TO see the
error of his ways. and an erratic ball
player TO see the error OF his plays.
When a young girl becomes en-
tangled in society's whirl she is liable
to get mixed up in her family relations.
% cents for a Boat.
A young man is certainly going
the pace that kills. when he stabs him.
self with "gin rickies' one-halt of the
day and the next half hollers for help
and ice water
"a % cents tor a Boat.
Best Grade Cigars (al Havana
h.iers) in city, 5 cents each-o for IS
cents. at Murphy 5, corner Randall and
Prince George street. az
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1904-10-29

to cure my kid
n eys. 1 d o
not think that
any man ever
suffered as ]
did and lived.
The pain in my
back was so
bad that L
could not sleep
at nj hit. /
could not ride
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1904-10-29
A nOTHER's LOVE.
A mothers love Is 50 divinl


toughest man cam
not help but appre-
ciate 1t as the crown
of womauhood.
However, Mother
hood is looked for
wardtowith feelings
of great dread by al
most all women. AZ
such times a WON
an is nervous, dys-
peptic, irritable,
and she Is in need
Of q uterine tonic
and uervine, q
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1904-10-29
Ladies of Annapolis.

will make limited number of month
y contracts with the ladies' of Annapo-
us to keep their hair. complexion, nails
and figure in condition. Call on me at
20 Main street. and you viii find the
terms convenient. Mrs. Hopkins, Mas
SeuSe. OH
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1904-10-29
RRTWRRr

r osT-oCTOBER 18TH, BETWEEN
/ A smiths Bakery aud home, Ladies wrist
Sa5r(,E IN. containing a roll OF one dollar ouls
and some silver money. Five dollars reward u
returned 10. MRS. ]. L. HARRINGTON, 100
Green street. O~sA"
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1904-10-29

from his s e a t
and stood at the
head of the Ia
BILE, whe re he
was csc orte d
earlier in tn e
proce Q d i n z :
with great eclat
and a pair OF
chair r u n & S. -
His speech was
better than any
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1904-10-29
PAUL BROwDY.
THE oPTICIAN
@ WEST STREET.
Eyes Examined Free of Charge

Eyes Examined Free of Charge.
Are your Eyes effected DO you suf-
fer with headache. neuralgia or nervous
ness-If they are, why not come to an
experienced Optician and have them ex-
amined free of charge. Others have
been benefited. why not you.
All glasses guaranteed to give satisfac-
ton. Office,
PAUL BROWDY.
IS West Street. Annapolis. Md.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1904-10-29
TO CURE ANY DISEASE.
The Cause Must be Removed, Same
Way With Dandruff.

Way With Dandruff.
XIII the germ that causes dandrunr
falling hair and badness. you will have
no more dandrufr, and your hair must
grow luxuriantly. Newbro's Herpicide
not only contains the dandruff germ
destroyer, but it is also most delight
fuI hair dressing for regular toilet use
No other hair preparation is on this
scientific basis of destroying the dandrufi
germs. 1t stops all irritation. keeps tbs
scalp sweet, pure and wholesome. Re-
member that something claimed to be
sjust as good" will not do, the work of
genuine Herpicide. Sold by leading
druggists Send I0c in stamps for sam
pie TO The Herpicide Co.. Detroit, Mich,
Feldmeyer Brothers
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1904-10-29
Annapolis, Washington 6 BALTIC. R. R
= s.l..anle b. Enect Jane 5, l9Ol.

Time schedule In Eject june 8, 1894 :
Leave for Annapolis Junction connect
1trnton and the Junction with trains
'ns As.timore and Washington, ana othsr
ms AS follows:
VA AW& b. AND P. r. r.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1904-10-29

s,sare. ffve Mnes NonpareiD fret insertion
,,,-i. -aosequeat insertions % eents. SPees4s
tlh. &c Sith monthly, quarterly and yearly
-, o,aI notices and political or persons
tA,-nicationa Is cents per line boufkoaS ,
~ ll--'1Ieut / 70 sertiOns, ~ cents per Inc.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1904-10-29

of his past efforts and elected that
applause which its worth so surely
merited. He said that he would give
every one present
A POINTER
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1904-10-29

ON what he thought of good old coun
try ham that is cured in the way she
should be cured and cooked in the
way it should be cooked. The while
he spoke he was making motions witt,
his mouth of just how it should be
didded and nearly swallowed his ton
que in the pleasant operation. Every
one present, in spite of the fact that
they had dined well settled back III
their chairs and let, fancy have full
rein with those hams. Meanwhile he
expatiated in glowing terms upon the
beauties and delights of country life
and even Benjamin Watkins. old far
mer that he is, gulped hard to con
ceal his feelings and, standingl up,
waved his
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1904-10-29
Baltimore & Annapolis ShOh Line Railroad

Trains leave Annapolis for baltimore wee wee
80 +. * 4 40 1000 a. m, IA, IS, sos anu
nm. sundays, 500, $50 a. m. 600 ana 7-0o
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1904-10-29

Ha! Hal Hal Ha
Our Sailor boys are back from their
cruise. we give them hearty welcome.
We hope they have had a pleasant trip
also that they won't forget the only place
in town to get their Connections of all
kinds. All made fresh every day. Come
to our store or call US up, Telephone ST..
All orders promptly delivered.
ELunch Room row open. Meals
served at all hours.
EAlso Stall in Market House.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1904-09-03
FavOrite Home Paper.

Established for nearly a century and
read regularly by more than 500, 900
persons in ,be West and Southwest,
the Twice-s-W eek Republic OF st. Louis
can justly lay claim to that enviable
distinction, ''F ,forite Home Paper"
it Is great because it has always
aimed 10 iriorm, instruct and enter
tain lis reader, on all matters OF public
and home int ests. In 1904 it will be
especially interesting and valuable.
Here are some reasons why you should
subscribe for 1t:
This is campaign wear, and you will
want to be informed of the movements
of party leaders, reports of the great
National and State conventions, the
progress of the campaign, report of the
elections, etc.
You will want to know all about the
Worlds Far, to be held IN St. Louis
from April 80 to December 1, 1904.
You will be interested in and kept
we'll informed by the Farm Visitor, a
regular supplement of the paper, pre-
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1904-09-03
AIRED especially for the farmer and his

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You will want TO know what the
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In short sketches, choice bits of
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Twiee-a- Week Republic easily leads
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If you want the Twice-a- Week Re.
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The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1904-09-03

Deputy Sheriff Joe. Pruitt came up
from Higginsvllle Saturday evening
to lodge William Morrison, anegro, in
Ill. Morrison is charged with hold
log up the G. & A. operator at May
view on a freight train between that
place and Higginsville,
Among those who went toSt. Louis
Tuesday morning to visit the exposi-
ton were: Mrs. Elizabeth Wallace,
Mrs. NJ. T. Slusher and son, Alvin,
Mrs. Fannie jameson and two chill
dren, Grace and James Robert, Miss
Wilmon Edwards, George B. Gordon,
Buford Gordon, Lynn Gordon, Loftin
White, Carl and Willie Harwood, Mrs.
Louis Petch, Miss Bertha Walk,
Misses Katherine Barron, Della
Crowder, Emma Buchannon and
Florence Barron, Casper Gruber and
niece, Miss Elizabeth Grubtr, and
Ferd Bates and family.
Mr.. Oscar Andreen, Emminent
Commander OF DeMolay Commandery
No. 3, K. T., Lexington, Mo-, with
his family left today for Kansas
City to join the Grand Commandery Of
Missouri On their pilgrimage to San
Francisco to attend the goth Trien-
Dlal Conclave, Grand Encampment,
Knights Templar Of United States of
America, Sept. 5th, 9Th, 7th, Sbh and
9th, 1904, They leave Kansas City
Thursday on a special train over the
Santa Fe r. r. and will take several
side trips on the way, among them
one to the Grand Canyon, Arizona.
On their way home they will take
steamer from Sau Francisco to. Port
land and then by rail to Tacoma,
where they win stop and visit Mrs.
Andreen's brother, Ethan Allen
From Tacoma they go to Seattle and
take steamer for Victoria. From
there they go to Vancouver, B G.,
over the Canadian Pacific to Portal,
New Dakota, then to st. Paul, to
Omaha, to Kansas City, and home.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1904-09-03
c. & A. Excursion Rates.

Worlds Fair st. Louis, Mo-, April
80 to Dec. l, 1904, IS, 30 for round
trip via Chicago s. Alton. Dates OF
sale April % to November 20, 1904
Limit sixty days from date of sale.
for round trip. Dates of sale
April Is 20 November 10, 1904
Limit December Is, 1904. For full
particulars apply to
S. A. VERMILLIoN, Agent,
Higginsville, Mo.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1904-09-03
NM sToMACH Is NM 49,.

A weak stomach weakens the man,
because it cannot transform the food
he eats into no%srishment Health
and strength cannot be restored to
any sick man or weak woman without
drst restoring health and strength to
the stomach. A weak stomach cannot
digest enough food to feed the tissues
and revive the tired and run down
limbs and organs Of the body. Kodol
Dyspepsia Cure digests what you ant,
cleanses and strengthens the glands
and membranes of the stomach, and
enres indigestion, dyspepsia and all
other stomach troubles. Sold by Cren-
shaw & Young, 9-3m1
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1904-09-03

l. H. Moves returned Sunday evening
from Denver where be went to visit
his wife. He was pleased with the
progress Mrs. Moves has made on the
road to recovery and are glad to chroni-
Gle that her ultimate recovery is sssur-
ed. Mr.. Noyes will visit her as often
as business will allow and Miss Ida
VanAnglen ia planning to spend her
Christmas holidays in Denver,-HIg-
ginsvllle Leader.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1904-09-03
NOticel

To the farmers of Lafayette county
and citizens of our neighboring viii
ages, if you want the best "dinner"
that can be served for Csc stop at the
Commercial Hotel. Good parlors and
waiting room Courteous treatment
E. M. Coon, Proprietor
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1904-09-03
LOCAL BRIEFS

G. H. Freese of Sedalia, spent Sun
day here with relatives,
Judge ]. B. Simpson returned from
Aullville Monday evening.
Judge T. j. Duling returned from
st. Louis Tuesday morning,
Mrs. W, G. Musgrove returned from
Kansas City Monday night.
Rev. T. M. Cobb returned from
Malta Bend Tuesday morning,
Mrs. W. E. Comstock returned to
Kansas City Sunday morning.
]. R. Dryer went to Kansas City
; Tuesday morning 90 business.
Mrs. 1. G. Neale and baby returned
from Aullville Monday evening.
George Wallace returned Monday
night from a visit to Pleasant Hill.
Mr.. aud Mrs. J. fl. Campbell re.
turned from st. Louis Monday MORN
ing.
Misses Bessie and Wayne Johnson
returned from Kansas City Sunday
night.
Miss Edith Powell went to Rich
mond Monday morning to visit
relatives.
Rev. and Mrs. R. B. Briney and
baby returned from St. Louis Monday
evening.
Mr.. and Mrs. Hughes Bryant re-
turned TO Kansas City Tuesday
morning.
George Scarlett came up from
Marshall Sunday morning to spend
the day.
Joe Kist returned to Kansas City
Sunday evening after a visit to rela-
tIves here.
Miss Martha Branch returned Sun
day night from a visit to St. Joe and
Kansas City.
Miss Maude Graham return ed from
a visit to relatives in MAYHEM Sun
day evening.
DR.. and Mrs, G. W. Frededdall ano
two children returned from St Louis
Sunday evening.
miss Kate Murphy went to Kansas
HCity Sunday morning to spend the
} day with relatives.
Mrs. ]. P, Hausam went to Kansas
City Monday evening, called by the
illness Of her husband.
Miss Stella Dlckey returned tC
Excelsior Springs Tuesday morning
after a visit to relatives here.
Wood Young, Mrs. W. A. Connelt
and daughter, Katherine, returned tC
Kansas City Sunday evening,
Miss Mabel kWilrord left for hel
home in Omega, Kas., Monday morn.
ing after a visit to relatives here.
Mr., and Mrs. John Morrison ant
son, William, went to Kansas City
Sunday morning to visit relatives.
Mrs. G. M, Mountjoy and Miss
Bette Mountloy and Master Morton
De Moss left Tuesday morning for st
Louis to make their future home,
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1904-09-03

The date OF the Odessa street fair is
September the Ill. 1t ought to be a
winner
Died at Concordia August 20,
William Hartman infant son OF Mr.. and
Mrs. VIM. Harmon.
@. f. Jacobs formerly of Lexington
has moved his family to the vicinity of
Odessa, where he will make his home
in the future.
Died, at the Confederate Home
August 10, 1904, Veteran Kobt. Delap,
aged 80. He served IN company K.
48th North Carolina Infantry.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1904-09-03
NEGLECTED COLDS.

Every part of the mucous membrane,
he nose, throat, ears, head and lungs,
'Ic., are subject to disease and blight
ron neglected colds. Billiards. Hore-
hound Syrup is a pleasant and effec-
tive remedy. 25c, SOC, S1.OO, w.
Akendrick, Valley Mills, Texas, writes:
II have used Billiards. Horehound
Syrup for coughs and throat troubles
1t is a pleasant and most effective
remedy" Sold by Crenshaw & Young.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1904-09-03
Won First and Second at sedaIia.

Won First and Second at Sedalia.
w. B. Emison's German Coach Stall
lions took both first and secoud prem
iums at the State Fair at Sedalia. Mr.
Emison has two very fine Coach horses
which have captured about all the pri-
yes this season, so far, and Lafayette
county Is justly proud Of them
Odessa Ledger.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1904-09-03
WHAT'S IN NAME

Everything is IN the name when it
comes to Witch Hazel Salve, E. C.
Dewitt e Co., of Chicago, discovered
some years ago how to make a salve
ron Witch Hazel that is a specific for
lilies. For blind, bleeding, itching
md protuding piles, eczema, cuts,
burns, bruises, and all skin diseases,
De Wits Salve has no equal. This has
given rise to numerous worthless coun-
terfeits. Ask for DeWitt's-the gem
uine. Sold by Crenshaw & Young. 9m1
Walter Drummond, who has been
With the Ledger the past month, left
Thursday morning for Kansas City TO
,ccept a position with the Herman
Dart Printing Co. Walter is one of the
1est printers in the country Milt
Drummond takes his place on the Ledg-
er force. -Odessa Ledger.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1904-09-03

E. NJ, Brasher, formerly an inhabi-
tant of Waverly, was found dead in his
room at 1922 Cherry street. Kansas
City, last week. He was a major un-
der Ger. 10. Shelby IN the wal be-
tween the states.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1904-09-03

Ayers Pills are gently laxative.
They greatly aid the Sarsaparilla.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1904-09-29
The Modern Npoola,ist.


Mrs. Bell sat rocking comfortably on he
piazza, while the children, four OF them,
worked below 10 the n)wer garder. Mrs
frlmrose, who had come to make call,
tanned herself with her hat, aud noted
the industrious little figures.
what on earth are those figures doing ?
she asked.
Wedding, said Mrs. Bell.
But can you trust themy
Perfectly.
couldn't trust my Nell aud Grace, and
they re older than yours.
You mean they wouldn't know the weeds
from the seedllugs'
Precisely.
Mrs. Boil leaned forward impresslyely.
She bad on her intelligent look--.be ono
she assumed when she addressed a club on
civic rlghta. My dear, she said, this is
the age OF specialists. Eich man, each wo.
man. ia, or should be, devoted to one depart
ment. Children may not be capable OF
learning to diitlrgulsh 81 weeds, but any
child can le ~ onu | hlye taught Kate
Aubie pusley, Gladys chick weed
and Tom sorrel. Each goss through bed
and selects bis or her specially, sit on
the piazza and rock
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1904-09-29
A Truthful indian.

Clement Scott, the Eagllsh dramatic 9 1
nc TOOK profound interest In tha Amsrl.
can Indian lie had At hh tongao. IN =
huuat"d incidents wherewlih to iuafsto
oda pha'es q TIE ladiaL's character.
locfe was farmer In the west who wss
nara put 10 it for help upon his farm. Ia.
uisns were plentiful In the noIghborh GOD
out they were pnor workmen. AlsA,A
urea they woald put down the hoe or rake
as soon as the masters back was turned.
ana, selte,ing cool spot tney wonld
~ aowh on The grass and sleep The day
away.
but one morning very tai, ruhnst Ia.
alan asked the farmer to civ, him work.
No said The white ma YOU vii gat tir.
cd You Indians are always getting tired
oa, no, said the other rhs IfIun
never get tired, This It. iun not ike the
rCss.
Wi Al Try you, said the farmer, and
he epaaged the man. He put hIs TO work
In Nheal6eld then he went away for an
hour or two, When he returned he found
the Indian asleep under tree.
Here, wake up here, he cried. You told
me you never got tired.
Ugh said the other, yswnpg, this Itiun
don't. Bu. II he not lie down often be
would aet Tired Just the same as the relt.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1904-09-29
VOLUME XLVI.

mest immediately rsapptana nv,s a..
20 % me Pile and sgala doassa ln,o ~
oole eetlrd the rat Neither va, ,s -"
'sA'a fot .ome Tine, bat tho wse,,l Am. I'M
asht. 'ot the
INC curiosity q the man Ia ,honilw
htu''d' aud iheJ preceded 10 lsve.,,s,,a
% nole under the lumber pile. Thsv tTan,
snat The weAtel bad dug hole sualslao,,s
mfge A' Tho arat eGd to Aamlt thc ., ns,
hAa gradually tspopd /. a. he n,nn,sa !,
uo'i' y the Other cad Il barely alloscs M.
o.a slender body to pau.
When The rat chased hIm Into The l,,s.
emo q thli underground funnel ne oslct,v
"pe'd ca through. and while The -, -.
ul lns TO tqae'ss hll large b dy ,nto Tho
smaller part Of the hole the wcAn dadgfa
n,t'od him aud, catching hin in The rrsr
'na - p@eo whtro DO could moi tn,n
round, fial,hed him 81 hls bhure
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1904-09-29
How ne Finally Trapped and Killed
a Monster Rat.

A ssgmiil 10 ~ Liza town was infested
gllh r&tS, which b lng unmolesed, became
very nGmercu told and played round
tho nill amofs h. men while they worked
during the d. Bi; ore day a vessel
cane upon lhe se,r' and At once declared
war co the rats
Q by orc he rAts btcema victim. Of
tie eaftltS fupui5r s'Terg 9Th until only
one very a s. "rrg fstow Was left Of
tie oace rum rees c9leny. The weasel a.
tackled Tbs D'g rs s'Ytrsl linei, tut each
nne ihs tst pt@e! more nan mstch for
BIZ seresf sattR 1. ard ehst6d the wea-
asitoa titirg pa.e.
Oae day lte ssasei sAs teen bgsilg dig.
Il gus dr. a 1gr5fr plle rear The mill. he
vas engsg foDe iime, but lattr tp.
peAred s.ain Ia t8e mll, fstAlhg bic oio
eEsmy. BE fosA fouEd liza and a, once
renewed boaillitief. As usual, after live.
ly iussle, tie re- proTd too much for him,
and be rhf, futsufd closely by the rat,
strsight 20 the hole under the ipmbsr tils.
lie ran In, stiil followed by the rat, 81.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1904-09-29

Somebody told Mr.. jerks that rcd n4n-
mel worn next to the skin would cure tho
rheumatism from which he suffered. So
he purchased several sets Of red flannel un-
dergarmenH. The clerk assured him that
the firm guaranteed the goods IN every
particular. About two weeks later, says
the New York zia'es, Mr.. Jenks revisited
the shop, sought uut the proprietor and
told him woful story.
The goods are the best IN lhe house, de-
clared the proprietor. OF course, be saId
In reasonable tone used on unreasonable
persons, Of course the shirts may have
shrunk or faded little
Shrunk Faded beloved Mr.. jerks.
What do you think my wife said to me
when came down to breakfast yesterday
with one Of them onf
The proprietor looked bored.
Well, sir said the sggreyed jerks, she
looked at me minute, and then said,
What Ia that little red line round your neck,
John! 1t isn't the baby's string OF coral
beads 10 ~