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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1904-03-01
Sic @Haire Soiip

irelde oa3 fotboliite 6ranfrei6 iebr
GIT entbehren t0nnte, lit, 10 miro Dem
-. &0lfabl." Qeihriebeu, lueit emit.
fernt, beenOet 81 leit. NbbG Soiip
r~eierpirt iiH ouaOritdli6 in ieinem
Gtreiben ml Sen cardinal Stoats.
ietretGr, oa5 nod Ben 9tadrid)ten IN
Der &reile cine Intervening befun'
ben ioute ole 9teate ieiueS 8epii.
lens mo ieinc gIniidten ais &iitOri.
fer. Gieie 6eierOeu fam mo mlB
rlal Northumberland periteben, 10 oaB
pun elmer Intervening nidt5 mebr
iiErig bleibt.
4a9 beilige Giiicirm bat 0rnn
cllG 6ieitr rein 0i5ciplindren" Sei-
tritt nidlt ul9 aeniiaeuO anerfmmt
uno oell cardinal Gr5biidjof Don
&Gri5 oapon Oiii5ica in aenutuib ge.
ieRt.
IuB iein Sdreibcu an oa5 III. Oil
mad bea IHtOr$ Abli4t teiHe
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1904-03-01

Meter: "OreiunboreiBig Sabre"
Vraiicent: oSino Sic lutberiid
poer fotboliih?"
Heter: ogber Serr Graiibent
Fru1ioent (ibn unterbreheno)i
nWenn Sic itb nod eiumal unter.
itehen mid 81 unterbreten
9eter GfncW: Sd bin Iutbe.
rid"
Braiioent: vGino sic nit BEN
@nsetlogten %perluanot, peri6ApGeert,
ober in ibren 9ieniten?"
Beter: SD? = nit benen? <
Salt mir gar nift einl $50 beufeH
Sic bin, Serr Brdiioent!" - (Stei.
9ernoes Weldtter i'm Yilblifum.)
Eraiibent: ogntbalten Sic lid, beI
impoIienSen gemerfungenl Grhe.
ben sic Die Sano uH0 Ibporen
Siel"
Eeter: sd meme aber nirflidh
SER RraiiOent, oas mare unnotbig!A
Welad)ter inl BlibIifum.)
Bruiioent (erbebt iid uno idreil
ipiitbenS): sd loiIe Sic orretirens
ipenn sic iid nod, einn1al erbretlten.
enc Gesenreoe 5u MADDEN. Seben
Sic bic Sanb IN Die Spbe uno i6tp6.
ren Siel"
Better (erbebt sic Sanb; ser BrG.
iloent iprid)t ibm Oen Gio Dor unI
Seter ipriht nad).)
Yraltoent: ~Nrn, mas haben SiG
81 iasen2"
Better: Cine i66ne g~mpfebIuna
pom Serrn Sberlt unb er lieBe Sis
orf beute gbeno odt llbr silur
Souper einIaoeu." = (stolenSeJ
@elafter i'm HubIifum.)
ErafioeHt: .@ns? - Sin6 sic
Senn felix 3Glee?"
Beter: nHeiu, Serr TrGiiSentl SSf
bin Der 8uride oes Serrn SberIt uno
loute sic einlaoell, ltno 81 id sic
nid)t 5lt Squire fano, bin idr bieber qe.
gGngen. oils id uab Sbnen fraete,
bat MIDI Der Genoarm oa berein se.
pieier."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1904-03-01
@ir leicn ba in einem @edlel'

@ir leicn ba in einem @ed)lel'
blatte mie folgt:
,GonereBmitglieo Sbufrotb bon
Colorado but oui ieinen Sit fretplls
liz per8id)tet, lpeil CT Die lteber6eu'
quila Qeponnen bate, oaB eS bel let'
ner @abl in Der 2egislatitr nId)t nit
rcd)ten Gtngen 5llgegangelt. Sena'
for Seller mllrbe BON Der ndmlidelt
&eoi2latur in berielbpn SiBun9 &c.
p4DIt; Der i1eint ober feline 1eiptI.
iensbiiie 81 baben, obrpobl ietne
gSabl uriprUugIi6 nod Oiel beftigcr
oneeiohten mlroe, aIS Die SbaI'
rptb'$."
@enn ale uuiere 8olititer aboar'
fen woQtenL bel beren 8abl e5 onidt
nit db 9ingen" 5uging, banl
b~iirften lniere 2egi5laturen entrpeoer
Icer Iteben ODER e5 mdre cine anoere
GeieQihait in iDnen perianmeIt, ais
ioItc3 geaenpGrtig ser SAT- lit.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1904-03-01
Der 3euse pioer @iaen.

BrGiiSent: .GenSarme! Sii6ren
Sic Den ndtitqm 3eugen porl" (@en.
oorme gebt ab nn6 gleid) oarauf oell'
tet er in Der Sbiir mad, Dem Braiioen'
ten, iporaui Elm SnOIpioulm Dor Sen'
ielben tritt.)
IrGiioent: o@ie beiBen Sie2"
Geter: Setter Serf."
NrGiioent: D8ie alt limo Sie?"
Geter; SD meine, oaS gebort gar
ridlt bierber."
8rdiioent Nerri6t i'm am: r@ol.
len Sic ausenbIidlid lasenu tpie alt
Sic incl"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1904-03-01
v7ie &ebrieite Der WsoaiQe. :"

Ser iriberc GipiIeouDerneur in
zen Bbilippinen, Serr Gait, Ger neue
&rieeSminilIer, bat IN Ieinem Sab
resberiht an oen Y~rGiibenten, reip.
ben GonereB Die Situation in ienem
Suielgebiet in rciieeu Sarbeu &C..
itiloert.
gttpas reribieeen Don Ger 9uritel-
lung oes Serrn Saft lautet Die S6iI-
oerung Der 3uitGnoe IN ben Nilippi-
zen, Die IN Dem ioeben eri6ienenen
4. Seft Der riibmltblt betanuten
Wonatsibrift: .Sie &atboliiten
Wiiiiionen" (St. 2ouis, Wfc., g. Ser.
oer) e%nttporfen miro. sic beitdtiss
Die 9efiirhhungen, ole man IN 8e.
treff Der @erihlehteruns Der Sttter
uito oes GulturriidIfritts Der ge.
wobner Der Bbilippinen our1 Die
NepOlutiou unb Die amerifaniife
occupation beete. Ser Muftano
rno mebrjdbrige arieg nit ieineH
piloeu Iusidreitungen auf beioen
Seiteu", beiBt eS bort, bot nihs
bios cine empfinolite mirtbidaftlide
NotbIage, ionOern audi in iittlih
religioier gesiebuIlg gum Sbeil piel.
fad) red)t trauriee S~lftGnoe uua Wir.
rem berbeieeiabrt uao I'M sffeHtliher
2eben grfheimungeu ge5eitigt, Die
friiber in Sieier Sorm 70 gut tpie un-
betumt paren. Cabin seboren bic
ir1rHer banfiser lib toieoerbolenber
&rbeiterfrapalle nHb Streifs, Die
sltnebrtenoe Srltufiuttl lnitttlidfeir
uro 0erpilberung.
Gas Md,tberpeien bat i'm 2anoa
tnfolee bes arieges uno Der Hab.
~rungsnofb cine erihredenbe Iusbeb.
hung gepounen; Woroe unb r6ube.
ride lleberfdlle iinS an Der Cages.
%oronung. 8or iieben bis aft Sab.
rem b%creiIte ser jetige SefretGr bes
Slunern, banals Brofciior 8orceIter.
bas gan5e Snielrei6 nit einem
Sii9rer. Seute inter Dem SduIta
bes glorreifen Sternenbomaers
oiirfte er ii6 fcum ohne m~ilitdriifa
geoeduns aug Dem @eihbiloa
Wanila's binauspagen. Die philip.
piniihe gtationalfir6e lit gleihfaQs
cine Sruft Ger letten Sabre, Oas
@erf einiger a~bgefallenen einbeimi-
iden Yrieiter Hno Sauptfibrer Der
oufit6noiiten uno gleit5eitieen anti.
firfliteu getpegung, ipie elm Sop.
lete, @uencamino, SiubeIlo De los
Repne5. gS miro ieBt audi bon ein.
lihtiaen Ineritmern ais elm Sebler
beseihnet, baB Die Hegierung burdJ
@ni6lub an bic un5uperlGiiigen Gle.
mente uno oereu gegiinitigung ibra
Gtelung 81 ieltieen iuhte. 9ellte,
6ie 5ipei Mal ihon 8erratb eeiibt
uuo ibren beiligiten S6puren I'M.
trcu qenoroen, limo feline guten Bun.
hesgenolien. SIR Gio, bemerfte eia
amerifonii6es @latt san5 ribtig, &c.
rinnt bnburh nift an 9erlaB, meiY
er Der amerifaniihen Slaege ge.
iGmoren lpur0e."
Gtli6es bon Dem 9oritehenben bat
iibrigens audi Serr Gait IN ieinen
Seridjt ~menisitens unseoeutet uno
mir ipolen i'm nift al6ulebr taoeln,
mern er Oie Ybilippiuen Situatiou
Hurb Die amerifaniife griQe be.
tradtete nno p~or5ugspeiie BET Hem
rerDciltc, mas lid linn ourd oieie &c.
ieben, ais Sibtpunfte barltellte. 0aS
80 49,.
lit ieooh cine pptiifle SGuidung, ole
Der @eridJti9ung bebarf.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1904-03-01
Cine babide Terieutour.

electromagnetic I'M iaIiden
Teiies9ureau). Wtit benz 0urus5ug
lldd HegcnSbura, ols0onn nad) &e-
genualoe, hierauf nod Naiiau, Gtai-
iieocl unb Waiienhcioe, Iblteher nadi
GelttttpGngeit, 8ieBen, @ieBbiibe(
Ino @ieBbafl, IuihluB nab Eatid
nno Fdtidjfo,L surIf iiber Wuiier-
burg pno @aIierleben.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1904-03-01

3ebn unierer anlerifanilhen
Gilenbabn.T rdiioenten be3ieben 5lts
iammen jGbrlid)e @ebaltsgeloer bon
naDe5u elmer balben Wtillion, namlif)
Gaiiatt 0ennlplpania.Y abn) $75,-
900; gaer (Neuoins), Soree (HOf
SSlano), Sill (@reut 9sortbern),
9sepmnm (9f. 3. GentraD, Opener
(Soutbern) je $4,000 unb llnber-
noob (Grie), SbomaS GebigW,
Susbitt (Ghicago ano Rortbpeitern)
uno Riplep (9ltdinion) ie 10000.
Gas @ort .Ponit", tueld)eS bur6
buS srobe llnsliit in Chicago in
Aler Wunbe lit, erinnert, ME Die
,Saar5eitrnle" ihreibt, an Die funfte
General : 0eriammlung Der 8atbo.
liten 2eutifIano's IN Weails i'm
Sftober 1851. Sn Der Iesten 0ifant.
liden Geriammllng mar cine @as.
fannie ploslib acknowledgement.
Sm ndditen aueenblid eri6ol Der
urgludielige S6refensruf yGeuer".
IIe ergreift cine 0Bmif", cine
@nsit unO uutpioeriteblifer 0rung
uno Gle 81 ben SbIren. Gs mar
fem .SSeuer" gu ieben, Die @asflam.
me Ieuhtete nieber gang rubig.
aonnte nittS niger. Die Ranif
tpar Oa. geionuene NGnner, Oar.
inter Ger giihof Sreiberr p. 8ette.
Ter rieien: nHrbe, 8ube, SiSell blei'
benz" Ser Wenidenfnanel uno oas
8eOrdnge an DER SbIre nur6e aber
INNER entieslider uno brobte biee
Menidenopfer az forberu. ga tnie'
ten Der giidof unb Die an6ern Ser.
rel oes @orltunoes, Die SduSe fal.
tcnO, nie0er unO Die BrOteiioren
Mpuiang aus WfainS uno &reuier
aus aDln itimmten init felter Stim-
me oas 2ie0 an: ySungfrau, mir
bid erii6eu." Sieie5 9ieo ergriif
Ile; iie iaitaen nit. Gamit mar
Ole Yanif peridmumben unb Die ,ein.
gebiIbete Gefobr". gier Berlonen
biiBten babel ibr 2eben Elm, aber pie
pieIe bdtten ben SOB geiumoen, penn
Die Ha1it nitt iiberpunben norSen
pare.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1904-03-01
Sic ct. @ntunias . Gcmeinoe BON

lie ~. TNIDEIHS SclltIHut UpIl
Wilpmutee, @is., bari iih 5eigen.
ltns iii Oh ein Sinan5berid)t Der @e.
meinoe IN Die Singer getomnen unD
mir f0rnen ser Wadt, Delde binter
hen 6iuat5en in Der @emcinoe Itebt,
mr. 5u ibren @riolger %gratuliren.
Sic 2eIer nerOeu ms beipfIid)ten,
tuenn tie iOlgenOe 3ableu ieben:
&eine IuSgaben pom 20. gpril 1872
bis 10. Sanuar 1904: $40.
S62.S0.
Geine Giunubmen bonn 90. Ipril
1872 bis 10. Sanuar 1904:
$2S0,155.74 "A.
g~utlebnte @eloer bonn 90. april
1872 bis 10. Sanuar 1904:
$199,035.54 "A.
2ln 10. Sanuar 1904 nod entlebnt:
$31,S14.SO.
Sn Sdnoen am 10. Sauuar 1904:
S1,f07.74.
Sim 13. Sanuar 1904 nod DirtIite
S6uIO: $50, 707.06.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1904-03-01
yta, TO-!

8aitor: .Illo, Ser Menid, io0
Nues noran lesen, ieinel gutel Sea.
men 81 bebalten."
Gpnfirmane: .Wemn man nun
a6er 4raBmeper beibt?"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1904-03-01
Mbbilie in Der IisnitbotsnsytotG.

Gin tiidtiaer NrbeitSelepbant En-
ipart i'm &ouie iGmmtIi6eS oeiinOe.
Or lerrt nit ser Belt ale Arbeit,
perInngt feinen Sobn uno 6eninmt
lid gciest unb bcidlei0cl. Ntan be.
3iebt DergIeiden Gbiere aus GepIon,
no lie $1,000 pro Stiid tolteu.
2ugeuo iinS lie IGsiirIib
biuiges.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1904-03-01
MQerlei Mertmursieea.

2art .Eortlono Catholic Senti-
mel" lit bas Seneoittiner : Trioriat
SIT. lngel, Oregon, 81 elmer Mbtet
erbobeu uno Ger bisberige Hrior,
Nater SDomas WeienbOfer. gum
eriten Ibt gerbablt DOrDen.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1904-03-01
Satal.

Sitter gum SremSen, ser itb
bergcblid) bemuDt, etipaS IN Die
Spierbiidie binein5uiteden): o2er
lit sewib gu Did. mein &err!'
The Wichita daily eagle., 1904-04-19
COUNT WALDERSEE'S ESCAPE.

Some particulars have been furnished
to me of the escape Of Count Waldersee.
which / spoke of a fortnight ago. from
an ignlted Absethaus at Pekin- This
dwelling had been set UP in narrow
courtyard. sheltered from the north wind,
which is so severe ther. The IRE that
heated the Asbesthaus broke out in the
palace and the count must have per-
ished but for a French soldier on guard
in the courtyard This man had the in
telligence not TO wait 10 BE relieved. but
threw down his rife, ard. rushing 10
where he knew the ormander-in-chief
slept found him nearly asphyNiated. tore
him out Of bed. and saved him through
the window. The orncer who gives me
this account does so as an eye witness and
a former member OF Gen. voyror's star.
He adds that Count waldersee acknowl
e(0ed in the handsonest way the debt
he owed 10 the soldier. The same in
formant tells me that the German En-
peror's attempt TO direct through Wal
dersee the different European corps AT
Pekin did not succeed so lar as the
The Wichita daily eagle., 1904-04-19
Frisco System.
Chicago, Rock Island G. Pacific Railway.

Chicago, Rock Island E. Pacific Railway.
WEST FOUND
Leave Daily
No. II, Texas Vestibuled Ex. GAS p m
No. II, Texas Fast Express. 90 m
No. IS. Daily, except Sunday. 10 m
EAST BOUND
Leave Daily
No. II. Chicago vestibuled Ex.... 60 a m
No. il, K G. and Eastern Elk. 10 30 m
No. &c. Daily except Sunday. rs p m
The Wichita daily eagle., 1904-04-19

a tentative agreement has been reached
between representatives Of the principal
Protestant church denominations In New
York by which II is hoped 20 prevent the
marriage Of divorced person BY a minis
ter Of another church II the marriage Is
forbidden by the rules Of the church -
which the person seeking marriage be-
longs.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1904-04-19

French went. Gen. Noyron at once made
the German marshal understand that his
communicated as officer OF highest
rank could only be understood as hon
orary Salutes were lavished, but Voy-
ron remained master of his corps. as be-
fore the arrival of Waldersee. Seeing
this. the marshal-count made. very
gracefully, a virtue of necessity. and pro-
fessed to discharge rather a diplomatic
tha ma military mission. He made him.
self generally agreeable. talked OF the
Paris he had known and adored In his
younger days. OF the pretty women he
danced with at court balls. repeated the
droll mots he had heard In the green
rooms of the theaters, and had lively
recollection of Mile Schneiders sayings
and doings When the count served Prus-
sia as a military attache at the Rue de
Lille she had been going on from tri-
umph to triumph at the Varieties.
Coutn waldersee in his honorary char
acter saw a great deal OF the japanese
commander. and lost no opportunity to
form a sure Judgment on the military
qualities Of the troops under him. He
so1n that he could not have thought Il
possible for troops TO be so active in IA
tigue duty and at the same time 10 keep
themselves so beautifully neat Their
courage he though of a better quality
than that Of Europeans. The latter want
ed the stimulus of brandy. schnapps.
cheering. or shouting 10 rush 10 kill O,
to be killed. Japanese bravery entirely
depended on volition. and a passionate
desire 10 stand highest IN the eyes OF
Europeans and Asiatics- But they want
ed coolies 10 carry heavily laden knar-
sacks. and If extremely muscular seemed
TO want stamina The count foresaw that
the Americans IN a probable struggle be-
tween japan and Russia would stand
by the former.-Paris Correspondence
London Truth
The Wichita daily eagle., 1904-04-19
DR.. G. A. HATFIELD
The Boston Painless Dentist

The only Painless Dentist In Wichita
whose anaesthetic is absolutely harmless.
Bridge and Crown work a speciality.
Teeth extracted absolutely without one
atom OF pain and without the use of
chloroform. cocaine. gas or ether. Simply
an application to the gums. We court in
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Not an experiment, but a tried success
Can give you hundreds OF your own
townsmen for references. No charge for
All work guaranteed. Up the iron steps
over The Hub Clothing store. No ia ".
Main street. Office phone. lO56: residence.
l67
The Wichita daily eagle., 1904-04-19
& j HEALY & CO.
LIVE STOCK COMMISSION MER.
CHANTS.
Union Stock Yards, Wichita.
Special Inducements to feeders Market


A. B. MOORE, Manager.
Stock Yards Wichita Kan. Consisn-
ments and correspondence solicited. Mar
ket report furnished free on application.
Proceeds remitted on day Of sale. Money
to loan on cattle. Phone 3S6.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1904-04-19
The Denver, Enid & Gulf Railroad.
The Choctaw Route.

JOHN OVERHOLT,
General Superintendent
The Wichita daily eagle., 1904-04-19
Kansas City, Mexico & Orient Railway.

Time Table In Effect June 7th. 1903.
No. l. Mail and Express leaves
Wichita daily. 90 n
wichita daily ..................... 90 m
No. II. Local Freight. leaves
Anthony daily except Sunday. 10 4o N
Connecting with Missouri Pa
cific train leaving Wichita at
40 a. m. This train will be
held at Anthony until the Mis-
souri, Pacific arrives
No. 49, Local Freight, arrives at
Conway Springs daily except
Sunday at. at....:::--:::......:...... % N
Connecting with Missouri Pa
cific for Wichita.
Trains at Wichita arrive and depart
from thc Missouri Pacific station, corner
Douglas avenue and Wichita street.
The Orient Railway now operates Its
rains as far as Fairview, o. T.
l. r. SHERWIN, Agent. :.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-03-20
Our Daily Sport Story

running into the house. Maynard looked after. her and even. made as though to follow, but after minute went home
 ward, whistling meditatively with re- solved light in his eyes.
 Clarice had a lark in her throat-when
 she sang she forgot herself and every
 body else. Therefore, singing set her at
 her best-especially when, as upon this fateful night, she was tall shape in mis- ty white seated in high back chair, and striking rich chords from her old black guitar. It had come out of Spain, and was almost her only legacy from her dead father, the spare spoil of his rowing
 youth. Danforth watched her like a man
 under enchantment. His musical devel- opment did not go beyond ballads but some fibre within vibrated strangely to their appeal White bars of moonshine streamed through the east windows to dim and pale the flickering candle light. In the mingled radiance Clarice and her lilies took on new meaning, new beauty. Dan forth began to breathe hard. He sat well away from her in semi-obscurity, Pres ently she got up and stood beside the lily pot, still clinging to the guitar, and light ly touching it's thrilling strings. The broad red ribbon of it showed about her neck like a band of blood. And thus she listened to Danforth's wooing-listened with grave eyes, and unsmiling mouth, although deep down she was full of elfin laughter. He spoke almost weakly, with a thick under-tremo too, yet in a way she could not evade. She did not try to evade him. Instead She put her hand against the tall. black mantel as though to steady herself, and said imper- atively:
 Come here! Close! I-I-must tell you Eomething-the truth-before I answer. I am free-and bound. have let Arthur Maynard love me. yet given him no prom ise-he is only a boy-he will soon for get"
 "There. you are mistaken Maynard said. struggling in through a window be- heath which he had been standing. He will never forget-nor shall you. We will remember-and die-tcsether."
 He had her by the throat-the round white throat he had so longed to kiss She had tricked him. fooled him, played with him-she deserved to die in torture. but as his hands closed upon her soft flesh, he shuddered. let go and staggered backward. Danforth seized him by the shoulders, and would have flung him out side. but Clarice stopped him. She had grown as white as her dress but now the red came in great surgng rush, as she buried her face in Arthurs breast. and said. brokenIy:
 "We-we will live together, Arthur. T. was treacherous sminded towards the boy who loved me-but shall keep faith with the man;" then to Danforth: Please go away! am not worth a thought from either of you-but for Arthur's sake, I shall make myself a good woman.
 Forgive me! Oh. forgive me! I was mad" Maynard pleaded. Danforth slip ped away. He was 2 gentleman at bot tom-therefore he never told. And when the wedding came off. he sent the bride ] diamond locket. heart-shaped, and opening with little key of steel, not gold.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-03-20
THE OLD FAMILIAR FACES.

Charles Lamb. I have had playmates, I have had compan-
 ions. In my days of childhood. in my joyful school
 days All, all are gone. the old familiar faces. I have been laughing I have been carousing. Drinking late, sitting late. with my bosom
 cronies- All, all are gone. the old familiar faces. loved a love once. fairest among women; ' Closed are her doors on me. l must not sse
 her All. all are gone. the old familiar faces. I have a friend. a kinder friend has no man; Like ingTate. I left my friend abruptly; Left him to on the old familiar faces. Ghost-ll.e I pace round the 'haunts of my
 childhood, Earth seemed desert I was bound to tra-
 verse. Seeking to find the old familiar faces Friend of my bosom. thou art more than a
 brother. Why vert not thou born in my fathers dwell
 ing? So mght we talk of the old familiar faces How some they have died and some they have And some are taken from me; all are de-
 parted All. all are gone. the old familiar faces.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-03-20
Hilps Rebuke to wolseley.

".There was just one occasion" Presi- dent James J. Hill, of the Great North ern. told a company of friends at re- cent dinner, when 1t gave me genuine pleasure to twist the British lions tail.
 That was at a dinner in London at which there sat with me at the table Sir Donald Stuart, Lord Wolseley, the Duke of Connaught, Lord Roberts and other high army officials. Lord Wolseley was much inclined to reflect on the work of the Union army in the civil war. He spoke slightingly of several of our greatest deeds of arms, and finally. when I couldn't stand it any longer, I just said to him:
 You remember how many men the Light Brigade lost at Balaklava? Thir ty-six per cent. You remember the Inn perial Guard at Gravelotte-ffty-o per cent. killed and wounded. You don't re- member any greater deeds than these, probably.
 Now, I just want to say that many of my personal friends-men have eat en with and slept with-participated in a greater battle. more splendid exhibition of bravery than either of these, said I. They were men of the 1st Minnesota, at Gettysburg. Eighty-three per cent. kill ed and wounded.
 The charge at Balaklava was blunder. This wasn't. It was a deed of carefully considered necessity. Those men knew the chances, yet they marched into action and saved an army and ration
 Lord wo1seley' thought moment and then, with a grave smile, lifted his glass, and. .Britons and Americans, we drank q silent toast to the brave men of that regiment at Gettysburg"
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-03-20
IHE CLocK T1cKs


 Helena he met newspaper man. who asked him what he thought of s,,S New w,; York
 "That city is al, right ,, said dnF Russell, .sers are too many tall tepees. I'd rather live m m a mi place where know somebody and where everybody is somebody Y"s .ri"ot The style s in some of those New hTTM Ths Sa,poms haptsndas won't drink with you even. Now. I like to have the bartender drink with me oc- casionally. out of the same bottle just to be sure ain't getting polson' They wont even take your money over the bar. Instead, they give you check, with the price of your drink on it. and you walk yourself sober trying to find the cashier to pay for it. I did not stop at inc Waldorf Astoria. I went in there once and looked around and got out with out leaving any of my clothes behind or having a chattel mortgage tacked on 10 Rockefeller class to camp around that lodge very long.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-03-20
A Domestic Solomon.

An amusing incident occurred recently in the home of Jersey City family. Pussy Smith Is a monstrous cat, a great pet, especially with Flossie, 8 years old, and Jack, years old. One night after dinner, both wanted to carry the cat up- stairs.
 "Its my cat!" declared Jack, stoutly, which was true
 But carried him from the country, and anyhow I'm the biggest" said Flos- sic, determinedly.
 And I'm the Ittlest." Jack put the animal over one shoulder and started for the stairs. Flossie halted him. Dreadful sounds followed, stormy words inter- spersed Papa Smith hurried to the scene of battle.
 "Chlldren! shouted he, 'put the cat down; we'll settle this by business meth ods. Who pays for that cats board, any, how?"
 Flossie and Jack were puzzled
 Neither of you owns that cat" added the father. ''I pay his board: your moth CT cares for him; you merely own half shares. Jack, carry yoYr half up stairs; Flossie, carry your half Never again must I hear such disturbance"
 Without a smile those children slowly laboriously lugged the cat as suggested Pussy's head held by Jack, the body by tlossie. There has been no further trou- ble.
 MT. Choate's Art Criticism.
 Ambassador Choate, 1t is told. was very much interested in a young man