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The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-01-28
Ladies' Dresses

TO TAKE TO MY HOME AND MAKE.
l can do the cutting and fitting i want
only few f1rst-class customers. Have had
extensive experience. Address Box C-l0.
News office.
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BUSINESS CHANCES.

One cent a word for advertisements
under this heading; one-haif cent word
for subsequent insertions.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-01-28

UPPER TENEMENT ON NEW YORK
avenue, Washington Park. Six rooms on
floor. attics, bath room hot and cold
water. Hot air system. Broad view OF
the Providence river. Most delightful To-
cation. Rent $1,000 For further infor-
nation address or call, 800 New York ave.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-01-28

WANTED-YOUNG CoI>oRBD GIRL
wants position 10 do general hoasework
in small family. Address Box L-no,
News office.
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For Sale
FOR SALE.

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under this headings ons-haIf cent wore
for subsequent Insertions.
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RENTERS ARE SPENDTHRIFTs
They give the dollars that would buy
them a home TO another man. ISAAC
l.. GOFF co.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-01-28

si.oo Is ALL YOU NEED TO OWN
Do you want one? ISAAC l.. GOFF CO
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BUSINESS CARDS.

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under this heading; one-haIf cent a wore
for subsequent insertions.
ss2.5o UP REUPHoLsTERS 5-PC
parlor suit In silk dan1ask: slip covers In
good linen, $3.50; sl.75 for making over
mattress. c. j. EHRJICH. III North
Main street.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-01-28

| WE HAVE A FEW MODERN HOMES
al ready to look at. The rent nipnes ss
{ou now waste will buy one OF tnese
homes. Let US show them TO you now
ISAAC L. GoFF Co
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Daily Wants
Situations Wanted.-FeInale.

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under this heading; ore-haf cent woro
Tor subsequent Insertions.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-01-28

TOR SALE-ONLY A FEW LOTS Al
washington Park that haven't houses on
,hem, and most Of them are sold. own a
GOFF CO.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-01-28

WE REPRESENT THE GREATEST
American Insurance Companies and our
rates are the lowest ever asked for abb
solute protection. ISAAC l.. GOFF co.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-01-28

iF YOU ARE NOT EXACTLY sui.
80 win any one OF the many homes
vnSr, we Will build one TO suit yoou,,rr yourD911nf 1n
~ JUST as you say. ISAAC L.. GOrr ~
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-01-28

FOR SALE-MIr,L PROPERTY AT
ell 3Ox6b dye house. machinery houses
20 horse power waterfall. O. L. a III. J.
GROSS. Managers OF Estates. Union
Trust Bldg
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-01-28

r.. .. Powell, s2o Westminster Street.
Concentrated Extracts. Perfumes. Bay
Rum. Toilet Waters. etc. Agent will call
upon receipt Of postal.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-01-28

FOR sALE-oN PRINCETON AVE.
modern 14-room house. all conveniences;
back on mortgage. q. l.. g. H. j. GROSS,
Managers OF Estates. Union Trust Bldg.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-01-28

WE CAN AFFORD TO SELL A
house at a lower price than anyone slso.
Let US tell you why. ISAAC L. GOFE
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-01-28

WE HAVE JUST A FEW MORK
you like to buy one? ISAAC l.. GOFF CO.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-01-28

SOME VERY DESIRABLE TENE-
ments to let in all parts OF the city rang
ing in price from $1,000 TO $4,000 per
month. Leave your wants with me and
/ will endeavor 10 find what you require
for a home. Address Davis. News Office.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-01-28

FOR SALE-ON CULVER ST.. NEAR
r.. /. Hospital: is rooms; two-family
house modern improvements; rents S22'O0;
sell for less than $4,000. @. i. & IA. j..
GROSS. Managers OF Estates. Union
Trust Bldg.
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REAL ESTATE FOR SALE.

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under this heading; one-haif cent woro
for subsequent Insertions.
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WANTBDN-YOUNG GIRL TO DC
general housework; no washing. Address
Box M-2i2. News Offlce.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-01-28

IF YOU BUY A HOME FROM Us
you know that enough have preceded you
70 make the investment safe. ISAAC L.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-01-28

WE HAVE PROVIDED MORE Ac-
tual homes for more people in the pas
ten years than all the other real estate
agents combined. ISAAC l.. GOFF co
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-01-28

FOR SALE-THREE CHOICE LOTS
IN different locations at Washington
Park can be bought for a little down ana
a little each month. ISAAC l. GOrF
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Tenements to Let


o g subs Inser nons.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-01-28

WANrED-CoMPEr STENoGRA-
pher would like position; can give REFER
ences. Address Box MIS-, News office.
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FOR sALE-AT ANNAwAMSCUTT
Drownvile. 1i-room house; improve
land: price 1900. - l. A III. j. GROSS
Managers OF Estates. Union Trust Bldg.
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REAL ESTATE.

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under this heading, one-haif cent a word
for subsequent inssrtlons.
wANTED-THOSE DESIRING To
build summer cottages. Special induce
ments offered. Massasoit Real Estate
Co. so Exchange place.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-01-28
LOST AND FOUND.

LosT-BLAcK SPANIEL PUP, MALE
reward; 1875 Howell street
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-01-28

THOSE WHO HAVE BOUShi
nomes from Us have but one regret, ahu
mat Is that they didn't buy sooner.
/. GOFF co.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-01-28

FOR SALEM WEXFORD, TWO
family house OF II rooms: lot l0oxi00; good
location price 5000 q: j.: II: j.;
Trust Bldg.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-01-28

LOWER TENEMENT NEAR POINT
street school house; 8 rooms: bath; rent
$1,000. Address H j.. News office.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-01-28

FOR sALE-oN BLACKSTONE ST,
two-family house: IL rooms: rents Nt
month: price $1,000. G.. l.. a. ". j. GROSS
Managers OF Estates, Union Trust Bldg.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-01-28

FOR sALE-FoR 500 DOWN AND
psIsnee monthly We VIII sell you c1oy 10,
Tp TTp-.o-date home In a splendid iocs.io11c y
l.. GOFF CO.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-01-28

FOR sALE-oN MONTGOMERY. AVE.
Edgewood. S-room cottage and lots or
land. $500: will sell house and one lot for
1880. q. L. q FL. ]. GROSS, Managers
OF Estates. Union Trust Bldg.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-01-28

LOST-KEYS. A RING OF KEYS.
Please send to News Office. Reward.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-01-28

THE BEST BARGAINS IN REAL ES-
tate are offered now. Let US show you
what we have. ISAAC L. GOFF co.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-01-28

TENEMENT TO LET; ROOMS MOD
ern improvements. 2s Bernon st.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-01-28

WE HAVE SEVERAL CHOICE
pieces OF investment property that will
bear the closest inspection. ISAAC l..
GOTrF CO, III Westminster st.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-01-28

AN UNUSUAL OPPORTUNITY TO A
ouick buyer A four-family house, IN
excellent location, for $500. Terms easy.
ISAAC l.. GOFF co.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-01-28

on Jenckes st: is rooms; modern Inn
provements; recently put In good order
rents SAT month; taxed for 1900; prlce
5000 for quick sale @. j.. a. III. j. GKOSS'
Managers OF Estates, Union Trust blos.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-01-28

SOME GOOD BUILDING LOTS LEFT
at Oakhurst. This property is increas-
Ing In value every year. Terms 81 down;
soc. q week. ISAAC l.. GOFF CO.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-01-28

WHEN YOU OWN YOUR OWN
home you have a satisfied feeling. be-
cause you are not wasting money for
rent We are anxious TO give partic-
ulars, ~ you'll call ISAAC l.. GOFF co.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-01-28

FOR sALB-oN RING ST. A COT
tage OF seven large rooms for S2700 We
would like you to inspect IL. ISAAC L..
GOFF co.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-01-28

ISAAC L. GoFF co. DO A GENERAL
real estate and insurance business ana
give solid satisfaction. III Westminster
street.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-01-28

THE BEST BARGAINS IN REAL ES-
what we have. ISAAC l. GOFF co.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-01-28

BEST BARGAIN THAT WILL. BE
offered this season. Cottage and 10 900
go. II. OF land. with a stable OF 2 stalls
lust over the line. Electrics pass the
door. Price $500. Terms 500 down. ISAAC
l., GOFF co.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-01-28

IF YOU WANT TO DISPOSE OF
4 your property get IL in the market right
away TO accorS modate early buyers
ISAAC l.. GOEF'CO.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-01-28

IF YOU WANT A HOME AND PAY
small rent look at this property. Brand
new cottage SIS a month. Splendid To-
| cation. ISAAC L. GOFF CO.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1904-01-02

Sam b. Cook is a candidate for q
second term as secretary of State ]
d. Allen. editor of the Butler Times,
who was expected to be a cand date
for this Office, says 10 the last issue
of his paper:
Sam B. Cook will succeed himself
because he has performed the duties
o the Office in a manner that has re-
fiected credit upon himself, his party
and his state.
He has been a leader 10 the Demo-
cratic party for a number of years and
has rendered Invaluable services. He
served faithfully as assistant secretary
of the national committee during Mr.
first race, was successfully
secretary and chairman Of the Mis-
souri, committee, was recognized as an
organizer of great ability and one ON
whose judgment it was safe to relv
Sam Cook is an open fighter, a hard
never turns his back upon the
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1904-01-02
Percussion system.

In the percussion system of min.
ing the great boring instrument
OF trepan, rises and falls with a
regular motion, revolving as ii
uoes on a vertical axis. Its huge
teeth tear and grind the soil and,
rock to powder. The water in the
smart turns this to pulp and the
mixture is brought to the surfaced
IN a huge caisson with an auto
matically sliding bottom. when
the shaft is lined with steel tub
ing, It is pumped dry, and When q
reliei shaft is sunk the mine il
ready for operation. This method
y being used to reach a newly dis
covered seam Of coal, which wal
struck at a depth Of l,leO feet u
Kent, Eugland.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1904-01-02
FIRED THE LAST SHOT.

The Kansas City Star this week
gives a column space to the preten
lions of Mr.. ] J.. Jones, OF Cotton
wood Falls, Kansas, who is the latest
claimant to the honor Of having fired
the last shot Of the war between the
states. Mr.. Jones says that the
shot was fired four miles south Of
Lexington, Mo-, Oh the Warrensburg
road, that the date was May II, 1865,
and the result was the serious
wounding Of Jesse James, whom he
chased several miles Through the
fields. The Star cannot be too care.
fui about weighing the prebention Of
Kansans who 20 up to the Convention
CITY to spend Chri tmas The story
appears a little groggy in some of its
details. Jesse James has the repu-
tation in these parts of being a better
shot than Mr.. Jones gives him credit
for. The people about Lexington
don't seem to remember the clrcum-
stance. The Star does not venture
any information on the subject, but
1t is %conjectured that Mr.. Jones is a
relative of that other Kansan whom
the Star discovered about a year ago
as the real, sure.enough captor of
Jefferson Davis.
The Star is pressing 10 many mill
tary honors upon the Sunhower State.
1t detracts from the one great, shin
ing example of Kansas valor to bring
out such sporadic instances as this
10 TOO bold relief. For after all the
abiding glory Of the grasshopper
State in the realm OF the heroic must
ever remain ia that splendid instance
OF chivalric courage displayed by the
Kansas Historical Society when it
'uborned a body snatcher TO rob the
grave of Quantrell of two thigh bones
and a front tooth twenty years after
be was buried.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1904-01-02
Curious Colony.


On d small island in the Greek
archipelago there is a colony
which is composed entirely Of
women. II is a sort of religions
order, which considers it a dis.
grace for one of its members to
even look at a man. So when a
fisherman approaches the island.
the women pull down the gray
coWls of their cassocks over their
heads ana tun their backs. Pro.
visions are NJ yer imported. as the
women raise their own products.
being strict yegetarians. ONLY
the matron, who is annually elect
ca head Of the colony, is ever al
lowed to leave the island. The
others remain on the island all
their lives, taking their turn A.
tilling the soil, washing. house.
keeping and fishing.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1904-01-02
SOMETHING LIKE A RIDE.
Cycliat Has a Wonderful Experiences
Marrow Escape from Death.

Cyclist Has a Wonderful Experience
Marrow Escape from Death.
The other day a man was relat.
ing a few of his wonderful per.
formances and remarkable es.
capes from death whilst cycling.
He was a good talker and held his
listeners spellbound, says Tit.
Bits.
Fair" said a small man in a
corner, but it amt up to nv sam.
pie" Then, clearing his throat. he
commenced: 81 was riding 4
brakeless bicycle downs steep hil
IN the north when the chain
snapped, and in a few seconds I
was spinning down the hill at
about GO miles an hour. Near bo
bottom of the hill the road turned
at right angles, and an old
matched cottage stood directly in
the way, While undecided wheth.
er to risk the sudden turn or tbe
equally dangerous crash. = man
came along the road with a plank
which he leaned against the caves
OF the cottage while he had . rost
Quick as thought | rode STRAIGHT
for the plank, and was soon eareer
ing wildly up the straw.coyerod
roof. The cottager and a few as.
sistants were at the back SHAKING
carpets, and | and my machine
topping over into their midst
were caught in the middle Of tbe
outstretched carpet, and gently
lowered to the ground
Then there was silence while tbo
company thought the matter WI,
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1904-01-02

worlds Fair necessity the Terminal
Company will get possession Of mil
lions OF dollars worth of property and
franchises which it never could have
gotten In any Other way. The
present city council, taken as a whole,
Is said to be the best one possessed by
any great city in America In fact.
1t is too good a one for some of the
designing men who are running
things in ST. Louis just now. The
solar walker Worlds Fair promoters
worked the "civic righteousness graft
a little too far They have got for
themselves a city council that will
neither take Doodle nor give away
franchises which are the property of
society as a whole, to a lot Of high.
toned bandits who would b%eneyolentlv
assimilate everything valuable in St.
Louis county, il they could.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1904-01-02
PLUM PUDDING.

A cable message from London dated
The very day after Christmas brings
the dread Intelligence that a scientist
by the name Of Layton has made a
heartless attack 10 the London
Lancet upon plum pudding. With.
out waiting for further advices it is
safe to say that the black flag of
revolt has been raised and that the
plain people of the English speaking
races 10 every quarter of the world
will rally to the defense of their
l~nalienable gustatory rights. 1t is
time to wage wal upon the oyerbear-
ing p|retenSions Of science and its
heartless i~conoclastic spirit. 1t has
robbed life Of its joy and death Of its
hope. IL is the champion Of sawdust
breakfast foods and alum baking
powder legislation. 1t tells us that
trichina Turks in old ham aud thar
milk may communicate bovine con.
sumption; and this at the very time
when tits sneaking upon you through
a city ordinance and injecting Won
noleRS aolsas with al the hereditary
diseases Of some old COW as a precau-
tion against small pox.
Science is a joyless thing. 1t saws
don't to every natural impulse 1t is
a greater %crucifier Of the flesh than
dogma, which it r~elentlessly assails.
Instead of telling us to abstain from
meats that have been sacrificed to
idols, IL tells US to abstain altogether
1t says to the lover that a kiss is
contaminated with thousands of wrig
Cling microbes, and to the school girl
that ice-cream and ptomaines are
synonymous terms. But science has
never done so cruel a thing as when it
leyeled It's poisoned Shaft at plum
pudding. For ages and ages the
English speaking peoples have looked
upon plum pudding with hard sauce
as the recompense Of the year. It
typihed the JOY Of living. 10 the
Saxon mind 1t has taken the place OIL
milk and honey as the concrete pre-.
sentiment Of the bliss Of heaven
When Christmas comes and stand,
unon the summit Of the year, what
we left-we whom the flight Of
years has robbed of youth ana Santa
elaus, except plum pudding with
laTd saucer
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1904-01-02

enemy in a contest and never forsakes
a friend. We have known him for
many years and car t%ruthfully testify
that he is one Of the most loyal men
to his frienos we ever knew.
He is open, honest, broad minded.
We believe Sam Cook incapable of
committing a small or mean act For
his undoubted fealtY to party and In.
dividual friends; for the valuable ser.
vices he has rendered his party and
The sacrifices he has made for it: be.
cause of his pre- eminent fitness and
ability exemplitied in his discharged
duties; because he has borne the brunt
of Republican assaults and continues
to bear them uucomplaiuiugly for
Democracy's sake; for all these and
many more reasons that can be enum
Grated we believe the next Democra.
tic convention will again honor Sam
b Cook with the domination for sec
rotary or state and that he will be
triumphantly elected.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1904-01-02

The Mexican government has
granted the request of the United
States for the extradition of Kratz.
though the new treaty covering the
offense of which he is guilty was
negotiated after he went to Mexico.
1t is hoped that when Kratz gets
back to st. Louis he will make a cleaa
breast Of all he knows and that his
evidence may result ia the conviction
of some Of the brihe givers. Up to
this time two bride givers have been
indicted-Sny0er and Butler. Moth.
ine bds be a heard Of the Snyder case
lateiy, but the second Butler case. Il
is believed, may prove well grounded
Mr.. Folk, it seems, had to decide
between the bride givers and the
bride takers as to which he should
allow to turn states evidence, and he
chose the former. Kratz might fur
nish independent evidence against
the bride takers but for the fact that
the statute OF limitation has run
against them, at least In the case of
transit deal There may have been
other bribery cases of a few months
later date and this is about the only
reason for caring in particular wheth-
or Kratz was brought back or not.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1904-01-02

War in the far East seems proba-
Die. Russia never gives up anything
and Japan feels that existence is
practically at stake. A settled con.
viction is said to exist at the Russian
court that United States and England
have a perfect understanding and
that both nations viii take advantage
Of open port treaty relations to get
into the fight by sea. There has long
been a grounded suspicion that a
secret treaty EXISTS between this
bountry and England, and a warm
the East, If it should come to wal,
might develop some interesting his
tory of our own.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1904-01-02

Under the heading "a Calamity
the st. Louis Republic beyails the
fact that the city council refused the
the terms proposed by the St. Louis
Bridge and Terminal Company in
regard to certain franchises looking
to the enlargement and reccnstruc.
tion Of the railroad terminals of the
city. The very close connection,
almost amounting to identity, be-
tween the Republic, D. r. Francis,
and the Terminal Company readily
accounts for the position of the
Republic in the matter. But the
Republic need not despair. Although
1t is not likely that With the present
council the Terminal Company
will succeed 10 swallowing up the
wpole city, there is no ground for
70 sonable doubt that under cover OF
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TIP TO MAMMAs
II Burdened with Daughters, Keep =
Boarding House.

II Burdened with Daughters, Keep .
Boarding House.
The question of matrimOny, q
most perplexing one at times, to
every woman, admits of many So
lutiOns, and one of the latest has
been achieved by an American
widow, possessed of three charm
ing daughters, beautiful in all re-
spects, but unfortunately not pos
sessed of the finances to enhance
those numerous charms. The
aforesaid widow, says the Mem
phis Commercial Appeal, with
marked intrepidity, decided to do
a little speculation in the matri.
mOnial line; and her efforts so
far have been crowned with sue
cess.
The widow and her daughters
hied themselves Kentish
town which is noted as a health re-
sort and notorious for its "starya-
ton fare" boarding houses. Here
one is compelled to pay exorbi'
tant rates for the simpler neces-
sites of life. and even then must
receive third-rate fare.
The widow believing in the saw
that the earliest and quickest way
to a mans heart was through his
stomach, set to work, leased one
of the SWEETEST houses in that vi
cinity and wheedled the landlord
into letting her keep bOarders,
His consent obtained, she engaged
a French chef, hung out her sign
and awaited results, Before many
days she had out her S. r. O. sign,
and at the end of two weeks time
had to call in police aid to keep off
would-be dodgers. Her fame had
spread across two continents, her
status had taken a decided upward
climb, and, the greatest victory of
all, one daughter is already dis
posed of, and it is only a question
Of time before numbers two and
three will follow. So much for
American ingenuity and pluck.
Speaking seriously, however,
here should be a wealth of money
n boarding houses and hotels if
me has the business capacity for
attending to work of this order.
Right here in Memphis there is q
.rying need for boarding houses
the demand is increasing
very day. Boarding houses of a
class and on a better scale
han are now operated are needed,
nd there should be no besitancy
a supplying the demand.
The average boarding house we {
know. 1t has been the subject
+ more columns in the comic pa, 1
ers than any other hard worked t
Ike, except the mother-in-law, c
erhaps. This holds the record; I
ut the boarding house joke comes f
ext. But to the man who has had /
experience, there is no humor
it at all. In fact, it is a L
latter not for levity, but for seri- e
US consideration. Prices are a
'und, on investigation, to be ex. v
,rtionate; service poor, fare we'll. a
Ugh u%neatable, and yet the cry c
oes up: mo money in keeping n
Darders." G