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Charlevoix county herald., 1904-11-26
Lots to Do.

The youngster had heard facetious
reference to the foolkiller and he was
curious.
docs the foolkiller have to work
awful hard?" he asked.
mo; he doesn't have to my son.
but he ought to-" was the reply. He'd
have no time for sleep II he didn't
shirk his duty most shamefully."
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-11-26
His Little Joke.

Jokeley-Of course you are inter-
ested in the cat show that is to be
held next month?
Rimer (the poet)-I? Why should
l be?
Jokeley-Why, it's got up expressly
for people who cultivate the news.
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-11-26
The Handicap Of Marriage.

Wife-You'll miss half the fun OF
your life If you don't take me with
you.
Husband preparing for a little trip
to Paris perhaps, but I'll miss the
other half IL | do.-London Tattler
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-11-26
Looked Suspicious,

''Is 1t so. pop, that there is so much
water down in Wall street," asked the
brokers' little boy.
why no, my son." said the man of
stocks and bonds. laughingly; that's
only a newspaper joke"
well, pop, why do you turn up
your trousers at the bottom every
morning when you go down there?"
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-11-26
AGAINST Odds.

"Why didn't you send for me
sooner?" asked the doctor of patient
who was almost due at the jumping
off place.
well, d-doctor," gasped the invalid,
at t-took me Hong time to make up
my m-mind to do anything d-desper
ate"
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-11-26

The Princess of Wales says that it
is vulgar for women to smoke. If the
Anglomaniacs on this side follow the
princess in this matter much will be
forgiven.
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-11-26

The latest estimate of the total
population of the world is 1,503.290,-
600, and yet rash young men con inue
to sing with sentimental feeling:
There's only one girl in the void
for mel"
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-11-26
'TWould Never Do.

"The Rev. Mr.. Pondrous has Topped
over and come out for your party.
Why don't you get him to speak at
your rally?"
He might forget himself and
preach sermon. We want the peo-
pie TO keep awake at our rally"
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-11-26
Sex in Questions.

There is a sex in questions.
How so?"
why, Will she have him.? is es-
sentially masculine, while Can she
get him?' is the feminine of it."
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-11-26

A bull moose paraded the streets of
Foxcroft, Me-, the other day, driving
everybody indoors, and soaring some
of the men so that next Sunday they
will not venture out to church.
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-11-26
Satisfactory in Every Way.

Nell-You seem perfectly satisfied
with your new gown.
Believes; it has been approved
by the man | like best and con-
demned by the woman l hate most.
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-11-26
Those Dear Girls.

Grace-So Tom is engaged to Ethel,
is he?
Dora-Yes, poor fellow! l suppose
he'll never know it now.
Grace-Never know what?
Dora-That he could have had you
for the asking.
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-11-26
Two Of a Kind.

81 don't believe | ever could learn
to love man." said the giddy girl.
Our ideas seem to shoot the same
chute" rejoined the sarcastic youth.
Il am positive | couldn't, either"
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-11-26

Prunes raised in California are sent
to France, repacked, and come back
to this country as French prunes.
Their exquisite flavor is due to the
higher price you pay.
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-11-26
Just a Way They Have.

Say, conductor" asked the inquis-
tive passenger, 'in speaking of the
time which is proper, "a quarter to
six or quarter of SIX. >"
Neither" replied the railroad
man. II always say 'five-forty-fve.'
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-11-26

Pugilist Melody has been victori-
Gus over Pugilist O'Keefe. This is not
likely, however, to bring up a new
race issue.
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-11-26

The esteemed New York Tribune
refers to an automobile which ran
through a fence and landed into
stable" Isn't this rather North Caro-
lima?
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-11-26

The Denver Post says: within
three days Denver couple have had
a hired girl, admired girl and fired
girl" Well bet a dollar we can
guess who did the hiring and firing
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-11-26

Mrs. August Belmont has lost a
$1,000 dog which wore $500 collar.
Her faith in the nobleness of the
human race is shown by the fact that
she hopes both the dog and the collar
may be recovered.
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-11-26

Daniel Webster once said: ''Wher-
ever there is work for the hands there
is work for the teeth" Daniel was
probably reaching for the dentist vote
at the time.
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-11-26

One advantage about a pet dog is
that he never smiles sardonically
when a girl hits her thumb instead of
a tack when she's hanging a picture.
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-11-26

The revolution in Panama did not
materialize. People living along the
isthmus will have to look out for a
different line of amusement.
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-11-26
In the Book Store.

Miss Kremey-Haven't you Moore's
poems?
Clerk-Yes, Miss; L II get 'em for
you BY the way, here's a splendid
story called Just One Kiss"
Miss Kremley (coldly)-I want
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-11-26
Little Too Slow.

Tom-"Old Biffkins caught me in
the act of kissing his daughter last
night"
Jack -" Serves you right. You
ought to go slow about such things
Toni did. That's why l got
caught"
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-11-26

A New York alleged expert says it
costs only $50 year for woman to
dress properly. He probably refers to
the little woman in the chorus.
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-11-26

To each Wagner his own accom-
plishment. One to leave us "Parsifar'
and the Ring; the other to lead the
National league in batting.
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-11-26

The new minister of finance in
Greece is called Calogeropoulo-tha
Is to say, by those who can pronounce
it.
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-11-26

DAnnunzio is writing a new trag-
edy for Duse. When it is imported
it should be fumigated at the quaran-
tine station.
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-11-26

Another industry that's picking up
is watching the ticker. 1t still ranks
high under the head of dangerous &C.
equations.
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-11-26

Are we a music-loving people?"
asks the Traveller. Question. We get
deadly tired of Navajo" and "Hiawa-
tha."
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-11-26

At what age does a woman become
an old maid? Not until she herself is
willing to admit it.
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-11-26
A Wise Hen.

Rooster-Dont you know you're
sitting on litter of glass eggs?
Hen-Sh! Don't mention it. AS
long as the hired man takes me for a
fool he'll bring me my meals and l
won't have to grub for living.-Ex-
change.
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-11-26

And speaking of the prevailing fash
Ions, therell be no change in the
Episcopal marriage tie.
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-11-26

Another New York woman has lost
a 100000 necklace. They all seem
TO have them to lose down there.
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-11-26
Wanted His Assistance.

Young Mani have called, sir, to
request your daughters hand in mar
rage"
Stern Parent-"Huh! Has my
daughter consented to marry you?"
Young Manor course not. II she
had l wouldn't be wasting any time
on YOU"
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-11-26

He Failed to Score.
Him-Will you share my lot?
Her-Not me; | don't like the crop
you will gather from it.
Him-Crop of what?
Her-Wild oats.
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-11-26


Hxon-Ye andno n
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-11-26
Between Acts.

BetWeen ACTS.
She-The program says it is
taken from the German"
He-Humph! guess they were
glad enough to get rid Of it.
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-11-26

G. A. LIsK, Publisher
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1904-02-15

you he tlwarts a villain: through you
he brushes the innocent. More than
ever. thank You for coming into my
life You. and you alone. guided by the
God who loves and despises me, saved
me from Gabriel"
II only ask he began eagerly. but
she interrupted.
You should not ask anything. for
have said cannot pay owe to you
all have. but cannot pay the debt"
Il shall not again forget" he muir
INJURED.
Tomorrow. If you like, | will take
YOU over the castle and let you see the
soualor in which / exist-my throne
room. my chapel. my banquet hall. my
ballroom, my conservatory. my sepul-
cher. You may say it is wealth, but /
shall call it poverty" she said.
Tomorrow, if you will be so kind"
Perhaps | may be poorer after
have saved Graustark." she said.
Il would to God could save you
from that he said.
II would to God you could" she said
Her manner changed suddenly. She
laughed gayly. turning light face to
his. Il hear your friends laugh out
there in the darkness. 1t is delightful
~ infectious"
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1904-02-15

hand trembled as he took up hers to
carry it TO his lips. I'VE are children
playing with fire." he murmured, this
migrate, this fool.
She allowed her hand to lie Imply in
his. her head sinking to the back of the
chair When her hand was near his
feverish lips. cool and white and trust
ing. he checked the upward progress.
Slowly he raised his eyes to study her
face. finding that hers were closed, the
semblance of smile touching her lips
as if they were in happy dream.
The lips, The lips. The lips! The
madness of love rushed into his heart;
the expectant hand was forgotten; his
every hope end every desire measured
itself against his discretion as he look
ed upon the tempting face. Could ne
kiss those lips but once his life would
be complete.
With a start she opened her eyes
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1904-02-15

The prCttiest picture he had eUcr seen
later have exposed him." she whisper
ID argumentatively. He could not ex-
rect me to be silent and submit to a
marriage under such circumstances
lie knows that l would denounce him
even at the altar"
You do not appreciate my estimate
OF that gentleman"
What is to become of me" she al
most sobbed in an anguish of fear. 1
see now-I see plainly! 1t was Gabriel,
and he would have done as you say.
\ shudder ran through her figure, and
le tenderly whispered in her ear:
The danger is past. He can do no
more, your highness. Were i positive
<hat he is the man-and / believe he is
i would hunt him down this night"
Her eyes closed happily under his
gaze, her hand dropped timidly from
Lis arm. and a sweet sense of security
: lied her soul.
Il am not afraid" she murmured.
Because I am here:' he asked, bend
ing nearer.
Because God can bless with tht
same hand that Furnishes, she answer
ID automatically, lifting her lashe
again and looking into his eyes with 1
love at last unmasked. He gives N,
= man to love and denies me happiness
he makes Of me a woman. but be doe
Lot unmake me princess. Thz0ugl
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1904-02-15
'GRAUSTARK|
-. BY. -.
GEORGE BARR McuTCHEON
Copyright. 1901. by Herbert S. Stone
GEORGE BARR M'CUTcHE0S

'The roses were-were OF no conse-
uence." she faltered.
Il have heard how you stand be-
ween two suitors and that wretched
realty. My heart has ached TO tell you
ow pity you"
1T is not pity I need, but courage.
pity will not aid me i'm my duty. Mr..
.orry. II stands plainly before me.
his duty. but | have not the courage
o take it up and place it about my
beck forever"
You do not. cannot love this Lo-
renzt" he asked.
Love himr' she cried. Zach. | for
get! You do not know him. Yet l
shall doubtless be his Wife There
WAS an eternity of despair in that low,
steady voice.
You shall not! l swear you shall
not"
"Oh. he IS n prince! | must accept
the offer that means salvation to Grau-
stark. Why do you make it harder
with torture which you think is kind
uessf Listen to me. Next week | am
20 give my answer. He will be here
in this castle. Ny father brought this
calamity upon Graustark; | must lift
II from the people. What has my hap
piness to do with it,"
Her sudden strength silenced him.
crushed him with the real awakening
OF helplessness. He stood beside her.
looking up at the cold monastery,
strangely conscious that she was gaz-
irg toward the same dizzy height
1T looks so peaceful up there" she
said at last.
But so cold and cheerless." he add
ed drearily. There was another long
silence in which two hearts communed
through the medium of that PARKWAY
sentinel They have not discovered a
clew to the chief abductor. have they?
Re asked in an effort to return to his
proper sphere.
Baron Dangloss believes he has {
clew-a me1ger and unsatisfactory one
he admits-and today sent officers tC
Eanlook to investigate the actions of ;
strange man who was there last week
man who styled himself the Count o
Arabazon and who claimed TO be of Vi
erna. Some Austrians had been hunt
ings stays and bears in the north, how
ever. and it is possible he is one o
them She spoke slowly, her eyes still
bent on the home Of the monks.
Your highness, l have a theory, 8
bold and perhaps Il criminal theory, but
YOU will allow me to tell you why an
possessed of it. l am aware that there
is a Prince Gabriel. 1t is my opinion
that no Viennese is guilty. nor are the
brigands to be accused of this master
piece in crime. Have you thought how
far a man may go to obtain his heart
desire:'
She looked at him instantly, her eye:
wide with growing comprehension, the
solution to the mystery darling into hel
mind like fash.
You mean size began, stopping "a
If afraid to voice the suspicion.
That Prince Gabriel is the NAL
who bought your guards and hire
(ieddos and Ostrom to carry you to tn
place where he could own you, whethe
YOU would or no." said LOrTy.
But he could never have forced m
10 marry him, and l should sooner o
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1904-02-15
To be continued.
A Gard,

We, the undersigned, do hereby agree to
Greene's Warranted Syrup of Tar if it fails
to cure your cough or cold. We also guar
sntee 25- cent bottle to prove satisfactory
or money refunded.
The bee., 1904-09-08
A CORRECTION.
Rules Published in Last Week S Is.
sue in Regard to Circulating
Library Were Erroneous.

Below are the rules in correct
form:
l. Books may be kept from the
Library two weeks and may be re-
newed for one week only-except
new books, which may be kept from
the library one week only, and shall
not be renewed.
2. Any person who shall retain a
book from the library beyond the
time prescribed In Rule l, shall pay
for each volume five cents week or
q fraction of o week for such de-
tention.
8. If any person takes book from
the Library without havingIt charg-
ed to his account, or declines to abide
by the rules of the Library, his right
to the use of the Library shall there
by be liable to forfeiture.
4. If any person shall lose or IN
lure a book, he shall replace the
same or pay an equivalent in mon
ey; and IL the book be one Of q set,
he shall make the set complete and
uniform, or pay for the whole OF 1t,
receiving the old volume as his prop
erty.
The bee., 1904-09-08
Emergency Medicines.

1t is a great convenience to have at
hand reliable remedies for use in
case of accident and for slight Inju-
ries and ailments. A good liniment
and one that is fast becoming a ia
vorite If not a household necessity is
Chamberlain's Pain Balm. BY APP
plying it promptly to a cut, bruise
or burn 1t allays the pain and causes
the injury to heal In about one-third
the time usually required, and as IL
is antiseptic it prevents any danger
of blood poisoning. When Pain Balm
is kept at hand q sprain may be
treated before Inflammation sets in,
which insures quick recovery.
For sale by st. Bernard Drug
Store, Darlington; b. T. Robinson,
Mortons Gap; Jno. X. Taylor, Earl.
ington.
The bee., 1904-09-08
Stomach Trouble.

at have been troubled with my
stomach for the past four years"
says d. l.. Beach, of Glover Nook
Farm, Greenfield, Mass. "a few
days ago / was induced to buy a box
of Chamberlain Stomach and LIVER
Tablets. 1 have taken part of them
and feel a great deal better" If you
have any trouble with your stomach
try box of these Tablets. You are
certain to be pleased with the result.
Price % cents.
For sale by st. Bernard Drug Store,
Darlington; Ben Il. Robinson, Nor
tons Gap; Jno. X. Taylor, Earling-
ton.
The bee., 1904-09-08
Good Spirits.

Good spirits don't all come from
Kentucky. Their main source is
the llver-and all the fine spirits
ever made in the Blue Grass State
could not remedy bad liver or the
hundred-and-one ill effects it pro-
duces. You can't have good spirits
and a bad liver at the same time.
Your liver must be in fine condition
if you would feel buoyant, happy
and hopeful, bright of eye, light of
step, vigorous and successful in your
pursuits. You can put your liver in
fine condition by using Green's
August Flower-the greatest of all
medicines for the liver and stomach
and q certain cure for dyspepsia or
indigestion. 1t has been a favorite
household remedy for over thirty
five years. August Flower will
make your liver healthy and active
and thus insure you liberal supply
of 'good spirits" Trial size, 25c ;
regular bottles, Toe. At all druggists.
The bee., 1904-09-08
STATE OF OHIO, CITY OF
TOLEDO, LUCAS Co.

Frank j. Cheney makes oath that
he is senior partner of the firm of F
j. Cheney & Co., doing business in
the City of Toledo, County and State
aforesaid, and that said firm will
pay the sum of ONE HUNDRED
DOLLARS for each and every case
of Catarrh that cannot be cured by
the use of Halls Catarrh Cure.
FRANK j. CHENEY. 4.
Sworn to before me and subscribed
in my presence. this 9th day of De-
cember, A. d. 1885.
(SEAL.) A. w. GLEASON,
Notary Public.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken in
ternally, and acts directly on the
blood and mucous surfaces of the
system. Send for testimonials free.
FL. CHENEY & Co, Toledo, o.
Sold by all Druggists, Toe.
Take Halls Family Pills for con-
stipation.
The bee., 1904-09-08
DITNEY ITEMS.

Miss Mary Dearmon visited her
friend, Miss Macy Rudd, Wednesday
night.
Miss BERTHE Coffman and Mr.. Elk
Timmons, of New Salem vicinity,
took dinner at Mr.. Dick Fowler's
Sunday.
Bro. Gwinn visited the schoolWed-
nesday afternoon and made us a fine
talk.
Prof. Browning visited onr school
Friday afternoon and made us an
excellent talk.
Miss Bessie Coffman spent the
week with Miss Macie Rudd.
We would like for Dawson school
to give us the names of the twelve
single musicales of the day.
Miss Rossie Adams visited her
parents Sunday.
Mr.. John Adams and fa,niiy took
dinner with Mr.. Latt Rndd Sunday.
Miss Bette Wood Visited her aunt
Mrs. CarricoFduring the week.
Thsschool has been well blest with
Visitors this week. They are GER
tainly appreciated.
Miss Olera Wood and Mr.. Willis
Wiley are improving from an attack
of typhoid fever.
Mr.. Dock Fowler is on the sick
list.
Sister Day will preach at Free I'M
ion Church Second Sunday.
The bee., 1904-09-08
= PERSONALS =

Mrs. j. E. Fawcett and children
visited relatives near Guthrie Sat-
urday and Sunday.
Mrs. Harriet Browning was in
MadIsonville Tuesday on business.
Mr.. Hatch Whitfield, of the conn
try, was in town one day .nis week.
The mcny friends of Ben Rash
will be pleased to hear that he is
rapidly gaming strength after long
illness of typhoid fever.
Mrs. Steve Aaron, of Shamrock
Mines, is visiting relatives here this
week.
Miss Aileen Morton, of Madison
vile, spent Wednesday with Miss
Elizabeth Victory.
Mrs. Barbero, of Nashville, Tenn,
is visiting friends and relatives here
this week.
Editor Swint, of the Calhoun Star,
was in Darlington Monday and made
THE BEE friendly call.
Miss Birdie Hall, OF Madisonville,
was over one day this week,
Miss Pauline Kirkwood and moth
err, Mrs. Josie Kirkwood, ARE visiting
Mrs. G. U. Mayes, of jacksonville.
Mrs. Walter Peyton's father, moth
er, sister and cousin are visiting
here this week.
Mrs. Jerry Miller and son, Grant,
of Iowa, visited their aunt, Mrs.
Fannie Day, last week.
Miss Florence Handy, of Handy
Station, is visiting Mrs. Day this
week.
Miss Minnie Rich, of Richland,
and Miss May Merrell, of Grapevine,
visited their aunt, Mrs. Mary Stone,
this week.
Eddie and Thee. Stone of this city,
are visiting relatives in Grapevine
this week.
Vernon Rich, of Richland, spent
Sunday night with Claud Stone of
this city.
Roland Merrell visited his sister,
Mrs. Mary Stone, of this city, Sat-
day.
Mike Hanna, Jr., of the Earring
ton Iron Works, who has been in ST..
Louis several days attending the
Worlds Fair, returned home We'd
nesday. He was we'll pleased with
his trip and enjoyed the Fair greatly.
Ed Brodie, of Guthrie, was In
Henderson this week visiting rela-
tives.
Mrs. E. r. McEuen spent Tuesday
visiting friends in MsdIsonville.
Mrs. Strother Hancock is visiting
in MadisOnvllle.
Mr.. and Mrs. l.. Kilroy and Mr..
and Mrs. N. 1. Toombs attended the
funeral of Wat Rutherford in Nebo
Tuesday.
Miss Sue Foard has returned from
a visit to Hopkinsville.
Miss Blanche Edmondson spent
Monday in jacksonville.
Miss Garnett Indie was in Madi-
sonville Friday.
| Rev. Howard J. Brazleton, OF
The bee., 1904-09-08
Ice Cream Supper.

The teacher and pupils of Stanley's
school house will give an ice cream
social on the evening of Sept. 18th.
The proceeds will assist financially
towards starting public school IL
brary for the benefit of the pupils of
the said school. This is q worthy
cause and should receive the coun-
tenance of all right minded people.
The bee., 1904-09-08
A Power for Good.

The pills that are potent in their
action and pleasant in effect are
DeWitt's Little Early Risers. w,
S. Philpot, of Albany, Ga, says
During 9 bilious attack took one.
Small as 1t was it did me more good
than calomel, blue mass or any
other pill / ever took and at the
same time the effect was pleasant.
Little Early Risers are certainly an
ideal pill"
Sold by st. Bernard Drug Store.
The bee., 1904-09-08
Notice 70 Candidates.

If YOU desire the votes of the
people of Darlington make your an-
nouncement in THE BEE We will
make yonr announcement and carry
it until the coming election for the
moderate sum of $500.
The bee., 1904-09-08

A letter from one of our Knights
bound for California, writes on board
train in Colorado of the Darlington
party's visit to Pixies Peak, that
they waded in snow with the Their
mometer 20 degrees below zero, and
on looking for something to warm
themselves up with were asked SO
cents for cup of coffee.
The bee., 1904-09-08
A Cold Settled in His Kidneys.

A. J. Jennesse, 920l Butler St.,
Chicago, writes: II am switchman
and am out in all kinds of weather.
/ took cold which settled in my
kidneys and 1 was in bad shape. L
tried several advertised remedies
with no benefit, until 1 was recon-
mended to try Foley's Kidney Cure.
TwO.thirds of bottle cured me-"
For sale by John X. Taylor.
The bee., 1904-09-08

Harry Cory, manager of the st.
Bernard farms, brought to town on
Tuesday one of the largest egg plants
ever grown in this section. 1t meas
ured one foot in circumference and
seven inches in diameter.
The bee., 1904-09-08

Those who went to see "Alphonse
and CASTOR" were not disappointed.
The show was good one and heart
lily enjoyed by the audience. Man
ayers McGary and Twyman are to
be congratulated on securing this at
traction.