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The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1904-03-15

did not trust himself to fleet wings"
when he quilted the realm of Minos,
and we may continue to be skeptical
as to the existence of the Minotaur,
wonderful building certainly existed
at Knossos before Greek history be-
gins or the Homeric poems were writ
ten.
The Knossos excavations have now
proved the existence of more than one
stage in the development of early
Cretan civilization. Beneath this great
palace the ruins of an older building
locally occur, the foundations of which
rest upon stratum that has yielded
implements of wrought stone and
bone, with pottery. These clearly be-
long % the later stone, or neolithic.
age. Remains found in both buildings
prove them to have been erected in the
bronze age; the upper one belonging
to the later part of it-that depicted
in the Homeric poems.
Above the ruins came the substitute
lures of the great palace, which in
places very nearly followed the older
lines. The arrangements for drain
age, and especially for taking advan.
tage of the occasional heavy rainfall
for purposes of flushing, would be
creditable to a modern sanitary en-.
gineer, and include lines of drain mines
as we'll as regular sewers. This. how
ever, is not ALL Ancient buildings
apparently were very often only one
story high-at any rate, above ground.
AT Knossos the remains of an upner
story are among the later discoveries.
Mr.. Evans, who is in charge of the ex.
cavations, even believes that he has
identified the Queens boudoir. con.
nected by a private staircase with her
bedroom above, and other parts of
the ruins give indications which sug.
gest the former existence of a second
floor. That this was a common con-
struction in Cretan houses of that age
has now been proved. In one of the
basement chambers of the palace a
number of enameled plaques, which
evidently had formed part of a large
mosaic, were found buried beneath a
pavement, and, therefore, of more an
cient date; the material resembling
Egyptian porcelain, but of the native
Knossian fabric. Many of them repre-
sent houses, towers, and other build.
ings.
One tyre of the first shows a dwell
ing constructed of plaster and wood
the round beam ends of the latter be-
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1904-03-15
pletetic Requirements

1t has been laid down as a physiO.
logical rule that the requirements OF
adult diet depend not on the weight
of the eater, but on the extent of his
bodily surface. An infant may weigh
one-eighteenth as much as a grown
man, but its surface is more than
one-seventh as great. AS the first re-
quirement of the infants food is To
replace the heat that is continually
being lost by radiation from all parta
of the body, the latter friction deter
mines the needed proportion of nour-
ishment rather than the former. But
in the case of a growing child food
is also needed to supply the increase
of the bodily weight. In all an in.
tant's ration may be five times as
much as would be estimated from ito
actual weight alone.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1904-03-15

daily becomes more definite. Mr..
Evans discoveries at Knossos, those
OF Mr.. Bosanquet at Palaikastro, and
of others elsewhere, show that the
civilization in the Eastern Mediter-'
ranean began long before that part of
the Mycenean period which was first
disclosed by Schliemann's researches
in the traditional citadel of Aureus,
and to which the great palace at
Knossos belongs. Yet all these are
proved to be earlier than the Dorian
invasion-that is, than the dawn of
definite history in Greece. To begin
with, the language, as Mr.. R. S. Con
way informs us, was not Greek. The
materials at present to hand are too
scanty to say much more than that it
may belong to the Indo European fam
lily. Crete, however, can supply
more definite answer than this.
Articles of Egyptian manufacture
have been found there, and these
prove the two countries have been in
communication, which was closest in
the time of the eighteenth dynasty, or
about fifteen centuries before the
Christian era. Egyptian monuments
of about the same date also contain
reference to people from beyond the
Mediterranean. Among these the Kef-
thu are mentioned, name, as H. R.
Hall tells us, meaning the black of
beyond" Who they were cannot be
precisely determined, but the name
may have been used vaguely for peo-
pie from Crete and parts of the main
land, while other names more certain.
ly designate Cyprus. Bronze swords of
Mycenean type also figure on Egyptian
freshcoes, and the date of these wea-
pons has been supposed on other
grounds to be about 1000 B. G. Thus
the Mycenean age can be carried back,
at any rate, for some thirty-five cen.
turtles from the present era.
Among the vases and other remains
from the older palace, a fair number
show traces of Egyptian influence, and
some must have been imported from
that country. Like the Cretan seals,
they supply the means of linking on
to the period of the Twelfth and Thir-
teenth Dynastles, thus carrying us
about 800 years further back than the
former date. But the excavations of
last year evidence was found of COM
munication with the Nile Valley in the
early Dynastic period-fragmen of
vases, both of pottery and Of stone,
which, in the opinion of Psychologists,
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1904-03-15
z NJ S w A Y
by ROGER BUCKLEY DEvILBIss.
Copyrighted. 1903, By The AuthOrs Publishing Company

'Mawnin', Marse Bob, yo'se most
too airly, Use jest dis mint put de
flnishin' teeches on dis office; yo'
cutenly do muss up de foo pow'fully.
l allus does dis las case it allus takes
de mos"
TOO early for what, EN-? You
haven't found anything to tickle your
fancy this morning. suppose" il,
sinuatingly.
"Lawd, Marse Bob, yo' needn't do
no sposin'. Use lady, is. nebbah
did teetch nuthin dat didn't blon' t
me-" A guilty conscience needs no
aocuser; the insinuation was too ia
miliar to be misunderstood
If there was one thing upon which
En- prided herself it was her belief
that she was a lady. A typical
Southern darby of the "befo' de wah"
type, of uncertain age, short, over
stout, she would waddle along for all
the world like duck, but with an
intmitable dignity which she alone
could assume.
Il amt one of dem no-'count mig
gers what amt had no raisin'," she
boosted. "Dey's allus gittin' der
sel'es in trubbel with white folks,
case dey amt got no manners. Use
got raisin' and manners, and white
folks r'spec' me, dey do"
But Ems besetting sin was an I'M
controllable impulse to appropriate her
neighbours property, simply because
she believed she possessed a suzerain's
right over everybody and everything.
Garrulous to an extreme, with a
ready answer for everybody, she was
permitted more liberties than would
be tolerated in another of her race.
"How's Mis- Lu an lille Marse Bob
dis mawnin'?" she asked, her face
broadening into it's accustomed grin.
She was too shrewd to let the CONVEX
sation follow it's former drift. Las
night | took her some of de bestest
biskets dat yo' eber ct. Did Mis- Luz
glib yo' one?" significantly. EN- had
way of atoning for past offenses with
choice creation of her culinary art, but
now she was bent upon revenging her
wounded dignity.
Shaw! They weren't fit for a dog to
eat. | might use them to-"
"Yo'se a lynn now, Marse Bob. Dey
sho' wus good. Use a born cook, l is,
an yo' knows it. Mis- Luz done sed
so; she wouldn't glib yo' one case dey
wus too good to waste on a no-'count
lawyer" Ems eyes beamed satisfac-
ton. She was evening scores to her
own liking.
ITO poison my bulldogs, if they re-
fuse to make friends with my neigh
bors, when they visit my wood-pile at
night" he continued, cautiously, with
out looking up from his papers.
Great Scot! Marse Bob, yo' mos
scairt me to death, shootin' like dat.
Yo' mighter killed me-" falling blindly
into the trap.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1904-03-15
Herbert Spencer on Boy-Raisiro.

Herbert Spencer the great English
philosopher, gave the following advice
concerning the raising of boy: DO
but gain boys trust; convince him
by your behavior that you have his
happiness at heart; let him discover
that you are the wiser of the two. let
him experience the benefit of follow.
ing your advice and the evils thar
arise from disregarding it, and fear
not that you will readily enough guilds
him" Mr.. Spencer was bachelor
and any father who has had trouble
with his boy will at once recognize
how thoroughly the philosopher IN.
derstood the business of rearing chill.
dren. Unfortunately, however, Mr.
Spencer neglected to explain how a
father may let his son discover that
he-the father-is the wiser of the
two
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1904-03-15
~Marss Bob" hOwev~. CARED

her. "Marss Bob" however, barred
the way.
"Ses here, what became OF those
oysters had sent here yesterday!
81 STINT seed no oysters" sullenly.
II wouldn't have cared about the
oysters if the pail had been left NOW
must pay for both and | didn't set
either" 50
Ems face frightened. rs dat all.
Marse Bob? Jest wait mint an
III get de pail" And she started out
again, forgetful of her statement OF
moment previous, in her eagerness 10
escape persecution.
"Marse Bob" was beginning to en-
Joy a hearty laugh over the encounter
when he was startled by a piercing
shrek in Ems shrill voice: "Marss
Bob! Marse Bob! come quick!"
He rushed out and saw a sight
which almost turned his blood to ice.
- age bulldog had sprung upon
little Marse Bob" who had wandered
out unattended, in pursuit of his ia
Their. Before he could collect his
thoughts EN- had turned the dogs ire
upon herself, fighting against over
whelming odds. Several other men
came running to her aid, but too late.
The child was rescued and placed
in his fathers arms, uninjured; but for
En-, aid came too late. She had re-
ceived fatal injuries before the dog
could be dispatched. Tenderly the
men carried her into the room which
she had left only few moments be-
fore, in a rage. She had forgotten all
that in her unselish effort to aid an
other. 'Marse Bob" was standing
over her, his eyes overlooking with
tears, trying to thank her, and beg
ging forgiveness for the pain he had
caused her. Family and brokenly she
spoke:
"Marse Bob-de-voodoo-
-de-dog." Then, as she sank lower:
"Poor-Em-neb As the pain
left her body the wonted smile spread
over her face.
In the town cemetery there is a
carefully-kept grave, marked simply:
"EM-A LADY"
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1904-03-15

| MarSe BOD" was standing over her.
DE bible say all men are liars, so
dere, now, Marse Bob, yo' knows
what yo' is" ignoring his question.
The way in which she said this was
almost too much for her tormentor.
but with a mighty effort he began:
well, tonight l want you to pray
like this: o Lawd, help EN- to know
the difference tween five-dollar bill
in Mis- Sally's pocket and hers. If
eber she takes another send the VOC.
doc"
Ems eyes flashed. Deed, Marse
Bob, nebbah teeched no fib-dollar
bill. Yose tryin t. torment poo EN-
Use homes, deed is. Use lady an
a church membah."
"That won't do here. You can't
hoodwink me. You are a thief and
must go to-"
81 amt hoodooin yo'. Mis- Sally
nebbah sed 1 wus a thief" uneasily
Use knowed Mis- Sally eber sense she
wus teeny baby, and Mis- Sally allus
sed what was hern wus mine, cause
she most b'lon' t. me. 'Tain't steal
in t. take what's your'n, is it, Marse
Bob?" speaking rapidly, but with in
creasing assurance.
81 am afraid it is"
"Yo' needn't be aired, Marse Bob,
rs privileged puson."
81 am afraid that you must go to
Jail for this and also for stealing my
umbrella"
"'Deed l didn't know dat wus
your'n. l thought some of you eli
ents jest drapped it," anxiously inter
rupting him.
China plates, watch chain, sack of
-four, coal, chairs, shoes"
"Marse Bob, nebbah took no shoes
case l wears de ones de Lawd glib me
an dey nebbah wears out" eagerly.
En- plainly showed that she was
very uneasy. "Marse Bob's" manner
was not at all reassuring. Usually he
joked with her, but now he appeared
to be thoroughly in earnest. To avoid
further embarrassment she picked up
her broom and started to leave the
room, but was stopped by "Marse
Bob"
THE people of this town are tired
Of your conduct. Now you must go to
jail until you learn to know what is
righttully yours" he said solemnly.
En- looked at him sharply moment,
and then burst out: "Marse Bob. Use
a lady; yo's been 'sultin' me jest case
| yo' is a lawyer. l knowed yo' when
yo' wus teeny baby, an l knowed
you paw an NAV befo' yo'. Yo' wus
good boy, only 20 wus tricky, Marse
Bob yo'd be a gem'man If yo' wasn't
a lawyer"
With that she turned and started
put in perfect indignation over such
Insulting treatment She was thor.
oughly angry. something unusual for
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1904-03-15
GPECZAN
HWTORE4R En-
Especial Correspondence

Most of the recently published an.
nual report of the British School at
Athens. the eighth in number, deals
with the discoveries in Crete Exca-
vations have been made in the eastern
part of that island, not only at
Knossos. near the northern shore,
where spade work seems yearly to re-
veal yet greater wonders, but also at
Praesos and Palaikastro. The struc-
ture of the great palace at the first
named site becomes each year more
distinct, and the last decade has added
a new chapter to the pre-Hellenic his
tory Of the Mediterranean. This shows
that the legends, which, less than half
a century ago, were considered to be
old wives tales, had very substantial
foundation in fact. Though Daedalus
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1904-03-15
NUT WAS A BOOMERANG.
Object Lesson Intended for congre.
cation Had Effect Upon Minister.

Object Lesson Intended for congre-
cation Had Effect Upon Minister.
John Spencer Bassett of Trinity
college, N. c., in a recent lecture
scored religious intolerance He be-
gan in this way
Il was born in Tarboro, and in Tar
boro in my bodhood l went to church
every Sunday l shall never forget
an object lesson that a clergyman inn
pressed on me there He arose one
Sunday evening in the fall with a
fresh, green walnut in his hand. He
held the walnut up so that we could
all see it and said:
Dearly beloved, with this walnut
| am going to give you an object les
son. See me now remove the nuts
rind. This rind is soft, dirty, useless.
profitless. 1t is like the --- church.
Now l come to the she'll. 1t is a
hard, strong shell, difficult thing to
crack, but there is no taste to it;
there is no nourishment in it; it is
valueless, a thing to be thrown away.
This shell, my friends, is like the -
church. And finally breaking the
shell we come to the kernel, which is
like our own church. =
"At this point the clergyman took
out the kernel and found it rotten. He
REDEEMED, coughed and pronounced
the henediction, and understand
that he was after that day liberal In
all his views"
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1904-03-15

the voodoo MANI" looking her squarely
in the eye. En- never quailed; lying
was fine art with her.
de hants KEEP pesterin' me in
my sleep, an tellin' me dat de VOC
doc man was gwyin' to steal me. so
dat l rasseled in pray'r all night, aud
de spirit say dat if make fren's with
bulldog, de voodoo man will take de
dog insted."
"You don't mean to tell me that you
pray, do your"
"Yas, Marse Bob, deed l does. Use
a 'sistent church membah, l is. l
prays an reads de bible cherry night"
firmly, as vindication of herself.
Don't the bible teach you not to
steal?"
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1904-03-15
Extendinn a Welnnn..

"Tom Turner and boarded at the
same shack in a raw Western camn
one winter" said Senator Clark The
other day. eve paid big price and
got mighty little for our money. One
day Tom came home with two mr.
three fingers Qengthwise) of liouid
courage under vest, and said some.
thing about the money the landlady
must be making out of us.
Why, Mr.. Turner said hs. .ndie,
nantly L am barely keeping the
wolf from the door
We'll, Tom responded, recklessIy
If that's what you're trying to do. lust
open the door and invite him in to din.
ner once. I'll bet he'll never com.
within four miles OF the place again /"
Brooklyn Eagle.