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The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1904-11-30
A True Incident Of the Civil War.

In 1885, a Potomac river steam
boat was carrying a party of ex-
cursionists. Among the passen-
gers was man who, surround
ed by party Of friends on one
side of the steamer, was singing
a hymn. When he had conclud-
ed he was approached by a man
who had been attracted by the
song and who inquired of the
singer if he had served in Virgin.
la during the civil war. He re-
piled that he had; that he was un.
der Grant and was in Virginia at
the time mentioned by the inquir-
ing stranger. Then, said the
stranger, 81 heard you sin.; this
hymn before. | was enlisted in
the Southern army and on a GER
tain night was instructed by my
officer to shoot the Federal Sen.
tinel stationed at a certain post,
so that night attack might be
made. | crept up into the bush
es within a few feet cf sentry as
he was pacing back and forth. l
heard him singing in low tone.
My rife was pointed at his heart
but my curiosity prompted me to
listen and if possible catch his
words, | paused and as he drew
GEAR | caught the words: Cover
my defenseless head with the
shadow of thy wing" My rifle
dropped by my side and l could
not shoot. and your life was saw
ed" "Oh," said he, 81 remem-
ber the night well. | went out
into the darkness feeling that this
was my last night on earth My
mind finally reverted to the little
old home church and | began
humming in low tone this hymn
which was my favorite. | did
not imagine that | sang loud
enough for any one even Il few
rods away TO hear me. | remem-
ber, however, the quiet peace
which came over me after | fin
ished the hymn, but | never knew
until this hour that my life had
been saved by the prayer of my
heart as it went up in song from
my lips on that eventful night" "
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1904-11-30
The Moon a Powerful Agent.

The moon is the most powerful
agent in producing the tides on
the earth; 1t also produces some
slight variations in the earth S
magnetism. So far as science
has been able to investigate, there
is absolutely no change in the
weather which can be attributed
to the moon, although half or
more of mankind seem to believe
hat the mool doaS have some
control over the weather. All
such beliefs including the time
for planting gardens and for go.
ing fishing, are mere supersti.
tions-the survlvals of an age of
ignorance.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1904-11-30
STOPPED Mr.. CREELy'S PAPER.
A Subscriber Who Wished Editorials Always
to be in Accord With His Views.

A Subscriber Who Wished Editorials Always
to be in Accord With His Views.
An acquaintance met Horace
Greey one day and said: "Mr.
Greely I've stopped your paper"
"Have you" said Horace. We'll
that's too bad," and the old white
hat went Its way.
The next morning Greely met
his subscriber ag in, and said :
81 thought you had stopped the
Tribune ?" $50 l did" "Then
there must be some ml,take," /"
sud Horace, for | just came from
the Office and the presses were
running, the clerks were as busy
as ever, the compositors were
hard at work aud the business
was going the same as yesterday
aud the day before. :" ooh :" Ella.
culated the subscriber, 81 didn't
IOean that l had stopped the pa
per. L stopped only my copy of
il because l didn't like your edi-
tOrials..
"Pshaw?" retorted Greely, 1T
wasn't worth taking up my time
g. te such trihe as that. My
dear sir, if you expect to control
the utterauces of the Tribune by
| !e purchase of one copy day,
o. if you thing to find any newspa.
per worth reading that will never
c:press convictions at right an.
{ es with your own, you are doom
G to disappointment" And the
o white hat went it's way again.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1904-11-30
Grains OF Gold.

What makes life dreary is want
o. motive.
TO find fault is easy; to do bet
te; may oe difficult.
Gayety is often the reckless
ripple over dlspalr.
From the errors of others a
wise man corrects his own.
Kindness is the golden chain
by which society is bound.
Seif-possession is another name
for self-forgetfulness.
All that is human must retro
grade if it does not advance.
Ignorance is less removed from
the truth than prejudice.
Man is nearsighted on the side
where he thinks it would pay to
rim.
God gives every bird it's food,
but he does not throw it into the
nest.
Obedience is not truly perform M
ID by the body if the heart Is dis
satisfied.
Whether happiness may come
or not, one should try and pre-.
pare TO do without it.
We have not learned how to
rest until we have learned how to
I've one day at a time.
No matter how bright the pleas.
ures Of sin may be, they are only
pleasures for season.
l,iches do not half so much ex
hilLrate us with their possession
as they torment US with their
loss.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1904-11-30
WHY YOU
SHOULD VISIT
THE WORLDS FAIR.

The principal reason why a visit
should be made to this greatest of llx-
positions Is on account of its educa-
tional value. a visit to the Worlds
Fair is in itself a trip around the
world, for fifty cents, the price of ad
mission. THE president of one of our
greatest universities has said "To the
bright student the Exposition is worth
a thousand college lectures. The OPP
portunty of lifetime is afforded in
which to acquire, by a few days So
ionrn at the Fair, an education which
could not otherwise be received, The
Worlds Fair Grounds cover over
1900 acres. being more than twice as
large as those of the Worlds Colum-
bian Exposition at Chicago.
Only a few weeks remain in which To
take advantage of this great oppor-
tunity Every day from now until the
close of the Fair is special day.
The WABASH is selling daily excur-
sion tickets to the Fair at greatly re-
uuCtu IultSs NI- w Ol. LOUIS anu re-
turn, on sale daily, except Fridays and
Saturdays. Tickets good in Palace
Reclining Chair Cars: $1,000, st Louis
and return. Tickets on sale daily, and
good in either Palace Reclining Chair
Cars on Pullman Sleepers The WA
BASH operates thro"gh trains from
Pittsburg to the Worlds Fair Main
Entrance, all trains leaving the mag.
niiicent new passenger station, Corner
of Liberty Avenue and Ferry Street,
at 200 Il. NJ. and s:3oP NJ. daily, City
Time.
Detailed information regarding rates
and train service. To St. LOUIS, as
well as to many Homeseekers' points
in the west, northwest and southwest,
cheerfully furnished at
Wabash City Ticket office. 800 Fifth Az.
cnuc, Depot Ticket office. Wabash station
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1904-11-30
Hotel for Working Girls,

A hotel for working girls and
working women will soon be
built in New York city, If the
plans now under consideration
ire carried out. Philanthroplsts
and business men will be com BIN
ed in the running of the hotel. 1t
Will probably be in the neighbor.
hood of the large department
stores on the west side where
many girls and women are em-
ployed. Their board at the hotel
will be about So or 81 a week.
They will have the use of the ho.
tel laundry when they do up their
collars, handkerchiefs and cuffs
and such light articles. There
will be a room with sewing ma.
chimes at their service, when they
Sant to do mendlng, A number
of small reception rooms will be
on the first floor, where the girls
may receive friends. Nothing will
be SAID to the guests about relig-
ion or their family affairs. If the
girls are out of employment at
any time the management will
try to tide them over until they
get work.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1904-11-30
A Startling Test.

TO save a life, DR.. r.. G. Mer.
ri't, of No. Mehoopany, Pa, made
a startling test resulting in won.
derfuI cure. He writes, "a pa.
tient was attacked with violent
hemorrhages, caused by ulcer
alton of the stomach. | had of.
ten found Electric Bitters excel
lent for a cute stomach and liver
troubles so prescribed them.
The patient gained from the first,
and has not had an attack in IA
months" Electric Bitters are
positively guaranteed Tor dyspep.
sia, indigestion, constipation aud
kidney troubles. Try them. On.
ly SOC at Trout's drug store.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1904-11-30
Something About Man.

Man is a funny little cuss and
hasn't long to stay, he flies around
aud makes a fuss, and then he
hikes away. Some men imagine
they are great, and try to tear up
Jack, but each one meets the same
Old fate, aud trots the same old
track Great Caesars dead and
turned to clay, aud SO is Cicero,
and AleXauder's gone the way
the rest OF US must 60. The sages,
heroes, poets, all the men Of
wealth and worth, into an open
grave must fall aud crumble back
20 earth.
Then let's not join the mad af.
fray, and struggle like the deuce,
and agOnlze our life away, for
really what's the use: Let's live
and love and sing the while, and
work some now aud then, and
give to every one II smile that
cheers the hearts Of men. And
whether we are crowned with
flowers or chilled with winter
SHOWS, with happiners let's fill
the house, ere we turn up our
toes .-EXchange.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1904-11-30
COALl COAL ,

The undersigned have opened
a new nine on the top of Rays
Hill on the road leading from New
Grenada to Robertsdale, about 8
mi!es from New Grenada, and are
prepared to furnish any grade OF
coal at lowest niue prices. We
guarantee to give every pound OF
coal we ask pay for.
Prices for 1000 lbs Lime coal,
75c.; Run of Mine, 81 25: all Lump
Sl.75.
VIM. ALLowAY,
GEO. SLEEMAN,
Proprietors,
New Grenada, Pa.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1904-11-30
A POIiceman's Testimony.

J. n. Patterson, night polio e
nan of Nashua, Ia, writes, "Last
winter | had a bad cold on my
lnngs and tried at least a half
duzen advertised cough medicines
and had treatment from two ply
sicians without getting any bene,
rs A friend recommended Fol
ey ) Honey and Tar and two
thirds of bottle cured me. |
consider 1t the greatest cough
and lung medicine in the world. "
Sold at Trout's drug store.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1904-11-30

PRESBYTERIAN .--Rev. w. A. West,
d. d., Pastor. Preaching services
each alternate Sabbath at l0:30 a. IN.
and every Sunday evening at 700.
Services at Green Hill on alternate
Sabbaths NJ 1880 a. m. sabbath
school at 9:15. Junior Christian En-
deavor at 200. Christian Endeavor
at 600. Prayer meeting Wednesday
evening ut 1900.
METHODIST EPISCOPAL--Rev J. V.
Adams, Pastor, Sunday S hoo
at $3.50 a. III. Preaching every otheS
Sunday morning at 1920 urd every
SUNDAY evening at 100. Epworth
League at 500 P. m. Prayer meeting
Thursday evening at 700.
UNITED PREsBYTERIAN-K j. l..
Grove, Pastor. Sunday school at 9:3d
u. m. Preaching every Sunday moru-
ing ct 10:30, and every other Sunday
evening at7:00. The alternate Sabbath
evenings are used by the Young Per-
ple's Christian Union at 700 p. ~.
Prayer meeting Wednesday evening
at 700.
EVANGELiDAL LUTHFRAN-Rev. a.
G. Wolf, Pastor. Sunday school 9:ii
a. m. Preaching every other Sunday
morning at 1880 and every other sun
day evening at 200. Christian En-
deavor at 600 p. m. Prayer meeting
on Wednesday evening at 700.
REFORNiED-Rev. c. NJ. Smith, Pas.
tor. Sunday school at $50 a. III.
Preaching IN alternate Sabbaths at
1000 a. IN. and 100 p. m. Christiar
Endeavor at 600 p. III. Prayer meet.
ing on Wednesday evening at 100.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1904-11-30
SOCIETIES

Odd dFellows-M 'Connelisburg Lodge
No. 744 meets every Friday evening in
tne Comerer Building in McConnells-
burg.
Fort Littleton Lodge No. 4S4 meets
every Saturday evening In the Cromer
building at Fort Littleton.
Wells Valley Lodge No. 6O7 meets
every Saturday evening in Odd Eel
lows Hall at Wells Tannery.
Harrisonville Lodge No. 70l meets
every Saturday evening In Odd Eel
lows Hall at Harrisonville.
Waterfall Lodge No. 773 meets ev-
cry Saturday evening in odd Fellows
Hall at Waterfall Mills.
Warfordsburg Lodge No. 6O1 meets
in Warfordsburg every Saturday
evening.
King Post G. a. II. No. 1866 meets in
McConnellsburg in Odd Fellows Hall
the first Saturday in every month at
p. m.
Royal Arcanum, Tuscarora Council,
No. 12l, meets on alternate Monday
evenings in p. o. S. of A. Hall, In
McConnellsburg.
Washington Camp No. 497, p. o. S.
A. l of New Grenada, meets every Sat-
urday evening in p. o. S. Of A. HalKl
Washington Camp, No. 554, r. o. S. !
of A., Hustontown, meets every Satur.
urday evening In p. o. S. OF A. Hall.
John Q. Taylor Post @. A. r., No.
$50, meets every Saturday, on or just
preceding full moon In Lashley hall.
at 2 p. M, at Buck Valley.
Woman's Relief Corps, No. 30
meets at same date and place at pm.
Gen. ID. b. McKibbin Post No. 402.
G.. A. s., meets the second and fourtb
Saturdays In each month at Pleasa
Ridge.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1904-11-30
lie Could Hardly uet In.

+. II. Duffy, of Ashley, H.,
writes, This is to certify that !
aave taken two bottles of Foley's
Kidney Cure and it has helped
me more than any other medicine.
| tried many advertised remedies,
out none Of them gave me any re-
lef. My druggist recommend
Foley's Kidney Cure and 1t has
cured me. Before com meucing
its use was in such shape that
| could hardly get up when once
down" Sold at TrOut's drug
store.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1904-11-30
ANXIOUS MOMENTS.

Some of the most anxious hours
Of a mothers life are those when
the little ones of the household
have the Group. There is no 9th.
er medicine so effective in this
terrible malady as Foley's Honey
and Tar. 1t is a household favor
ite for throat and lung troubles,
and as it contains no opiates or
other poisons. 1t can be safely
given. Sold at Trout's drug
ST re.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1904-11-30
TERMS or COURT.

The first term of the Courts OF Full
ton county in the year shall commence
on the Tuesday following the second
Monday of January, at 10 o'clock a. N.
The second term commences on the
third Monday of March, at O'Clock
p. m.
The third term on the Tuesday ney,
following the second Monday of June.
at 10 O'Clock a. m.
The fourth term on the first Monda,
t October, at O'Clock D. m
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1904-11-30
GENERAL DIRECTORY.

president Judge-Hon S.Mc. Swope.
Associate udges-Lemuel Kirk, Da-
vid Nelson.
Prothonotary, &c.-Geo. A. Harris.
District Attorney-George B. Dan
iels.
Treasurer-George r. Mellott.
Sherif-Daniel q. Fleck.
Deputy Sheriff-D. Il. Fields.
Jury Commissioners-C. II. Il. Plum
mer, Anthony Lynch.
Auditors--John s. Harris, w. c.
Davis, S L: Garland.
Commissioners-S. S. ID. Mellott, Geo
Sigel, and II. +. Palmer.
Clerk--Frank Henry.
County Surveyor-Jonas Lake.
County OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES e
Barton.
Attorneys w Scott Alexander, j.
Nelson Sipes, Thomas f. Sloan, #.
Men Johnston, M. r. Shaffner, Geo.
b. Daniels, john p. Sipes, S. w.
Kirk.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1904-11-30

Tram No. II west runs daI except Sunday
netween Harrisburg ana Hagerstown, leav-
ing Harrisburg AT els pm. and arriving at Ha-
gerstoWn ut 767 p. m.
Additional local trains win leave Harrisburg
Us fohows: For Carlhle aud intermediate sta
tlon. Al s.3s u. M. 2.UU y. m and $50 D. na also
for MechanicSburg Dillsburg and intermediate
stations AZ 81 q. M, 3.l0 p. IN. and $50 p. IN.
Trans Nos. !. and 100 run daily between
HarrS Shur' and Hagerstown.
Pullman palace sleeping cars between New
York and Knoxville, Tenn, on trains l west
ana ITO east aud between Philadeph and
ana " cast except that on Sunday the Phlla-
iepha sleeper VIII run east on No. 2.
Through coaches to and from Philadelphis
90 trains and east and and west
Daily.
Daily except Sunday.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1904-11-30
Auditors Notice.
+ NJ. LODGE.
Administrator

Notice is hereby given that the undersigned
auditor appointed to make distribution of the
funds In the hands of NJ II Shaffner executor
of the estate Uf John a. Wink late of Belfast
township, deceased viii sit in his onice
In NcConnellsburg, Pa, for the perform
ance Of said duty on Friday. December %,
1904, at 10 O'Clock, u. H., when and where
all persons Interested may attend If they see
proper,
;. w. KIRK
3)Oi. Auditor.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1904-11-30

Train No IL east rms DAILY except Sunday
between Hagerstown and Harrisburg, leaving
liagerstown i.05 and arriving at Harrisburg at
80
Additional east-bound local trains will run
laily, except Sunday, as follows: Leave
Carlisle 100 a. m, 1880 p. IN. 3l5 p, m, leave
Mechanicsburg 5.ol u. "a, 1.20 q. IN, l252 p. m
h3b p. IN. Leave Dillsburg 5.35 a. n, 1000 a.
m, 5.23 y. M,
Trains Nos. 2, 8 aud 10 run daily between Ha.
yerstown and Harrisburg.
Daily.
Daily except Sunday.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1904-11-30
Administrators Notice.

Letters OF administ alton ou the estate of
John NJ, Lodge lat OF Brush creek township.
Fulton county PA. deceased having been grant
cd by the Regl ter OF WIN for ulton county.
TO tue subscriber whose pOstonlce address is
EMinuvuie, FultOn county, t'n., ! per unS
who are indebted to the said estate " III please
MAX payment, and those HAVING claims II
present them TO
i NJ LODGE
Nov, Q. 1904. Administrator.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1904-11-30
:. W. KIRK.
Auditor.


To lift that load off the stomach
take Kodol Dyspepsia Cure 1t
digests what you eat. Sour stom.
ach, belching, gas on stomach,
and all disorders of the stomach
that are durable, are instantly re.
lieved and permanently cured by
the use of Kodol Dyspepsia Cure.
5. 2. Storrs, a druggist at 297
Main street, New Britain, Conn,
says "Kodol Dyspepsia Cure is
giving such universal satisfaction
and is so surely becoming the
positive relief and consequent
cure for this distressing ailment
| feel that | am always sure to
satisfy and crafty my custom
ers by recommending it to them.
! write this to show how we'll the
remedy is spoken of here" Kod-
oil Dyspepsia Cure was discover
ed after years of scientific eXpcr-
iments and will positively cure all
stomach troubles. Sold at Trout S
drug store.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1904-11-30
BOROUGH OFFI ERS.

Justice of the Peace-Thomas L.
Sloan, L. H. While.
Constable-John II, Doyle.
Burgess-H. w. Scott.
Councilmen-D. T. Fields, Leonard
Holman, Samuel Bender, M. W. Mace.
Clerk-William Hull.
High Consta ble-Wm. Baumgardner.
School Directors "A. u. Mace. Johu
A. Irwin, Thomas F. Sloan, L. Nj.
Taylor, John Comerer, C. b. Stevens.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1904-11-30
Mothers Praise II.

Motherse severywhere praise One
Minute Cough Cure for the suf-
ferings it has relieved aud the
lives of their little ones it has saw
ed. A certain cure for coughs,
Group and whooplng cough. A.
l.. Spafford, Postmaster, of Ches.
ter. Mich, says Our little girl
was unconscious from strangula.
ton during a sudden and terrible
attack OF Group. One Minute
Cough Cure relieved and cured
her and / cannot praise it too
highly" One Minute Cough Cure
relieves coughs, makes breathing
easy, cuts out phlegm, draws out
inflammation and removes every
cause OF a cough and strain on
lungs. Sold at Trout'sdrug store
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1904-11-30
A Sure Thing.

1t is said that nothing Is sure
except death and taxes, but that
is not altogether true. DR.. Kings
New Discovery for consumption
is a snre cure for all lung and
throat troubles. Thousands can
testify to that. Mrs. G. b. Van.
Metre, Of Shepherdtown, W. Va +,
says II had a severe case of bron-
chitis and for IA year tried every.
thing | heard of, but got no re.
lief. One bottle of DR.. Kings
New Discovery theli cured me
absolutely" It's lnfalliole fer
Group, whooping cough, grip,
pneumonia and consumption.
Try it. It's guaranteed at Trout's
lrug store Trial bottles free.
Reg. sizes SOC, 81 90.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1904-11-30
Watches, Clocks, Jewelry and siIyerware

We can furnish you anything
you may need in our line. Write
for free catalogue SAu G. Mar
TIN a. Co, L. ok Box 247 Harri
burg,Pa
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1904-11-30
Notice to Tresspassers.
New Grenada, Pa.

All persons are hereby forewarned
against tresspassing on any lands of
the undersigned citizens of Brush
Creek township, Fulton comfy, Pa,
by either hunting, hshing, or other
wise, under penalty of the law provid-
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1904-11-30
Warning TO Trespassers.

All persons are hereby forewarned
against trespassing on any lands OF
the undersigned citizens of Wells town
ship, Fulton county. Pa, by hunting,
tishing. or otherwise, under penalty OF
The law provided for the punishment OF
trespassers.
joh-4 a. Wishart, James W. Barnett
George Young, w. II. Spangler,
). L. Wishart, Harvey Wishart,
Geo. a. Stewart, a. o. Griffith,
j. w. Gibson, W. f.. Bivens,
Peter Guillard, Sr. Penn. Lumber Co.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1904-11-30
NOTICE TO TRESPASSERS.

All persons are hereby forewarned
against trespassing on any lands of
the undersigned citizens of Taylor
township, Fulton county, Pa, by either
hunting, fishing, or otherwise. under
penalty Of the law provided for tres
passing.
d. y. Black, Josiah Witter,
D. NJ. Black, y. n. Witter,
lanes Cutchall, VIM. Leidy,
Daniel 6. Rinehart, VIM. 5. Gracey,
Joseph a. Shaw, James Barnett,
Howard Barnett, Isaac w. Baker,
Wilbur Berk stresser, J ames Benson,
jeremiah Gladfelter. Jno a. BLACK S
Heirs, Robert Miller.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1904-11-30
Orchard Grove
- PRICES.
Butter, 20: Eggs, y.

i"Vtc'j - EESn, -
Good, salted Beef Hides &C., ID.
In getting ready to butcher come and
get lard cans, 80 and 45c: pepper,
fine salt, 20c: in the grain, l7c:
coarse salt, Is.
McNeil's Pain Exterminator -, 80,
zoe; Munyon's Witch Hazel soap,
he, or for 25c.
Jumbo Baked Beans with Tomato
sauce, A. and &c.
Still some bed haps and blankets left
to go at cost and carriage.
w. L. BERKSTRESSER.
Manager.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1904-12-30
The DANGER Of Being Alive.

Under this heading the Southwestern
World gives advice that should be heed
ed by theorists:
Drink water and get typhoid fever.
Drink milk and get Tuberculosis. Drink
whiskey and get the jimjams. Eat soup
and get Bright's disease. Eat meat
and encourage apoplexy. Eat oysters
and acquire toxa@mia. Eat vegetables
and weaken the system Eat dessert
and take to paresis. Smoke cgaretts
and die early. Smoke cigars and get
catarrh. Drink coffee and obtain nerv-
GUS prostration. Drink wine and get
the govt. Inorder to be entirely healthy
one must eat nothing, smoke nothing,
and even before breathing one should
make sure that the air has been proper
ly sterilized. Life.