Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1904-07-23

| get clear our.
The 1gorrotes may he happy in be.
ing unaffected by the present high
price of beef. but they must have
standing fcud with the dog catcher.
| did you ever notice in the war news
when the reports come from the other
side that the cncmy's troops are either
moved DOWN or wiped out?
The Japanese leader who commits
suicide when he makes q mistake has
not learned the beauty of the Amcrl-
cnn system of having II wicked part
ner.
~c(A
Sir Thomas Upton IL charged with
using American hogs for the manufac-
ture of his Irish bacon" Just insists
upon giving his customers better than
they ask.
| When a Japanese leader makes a
blunder he commits suicide. In this
country they lay the blame on the 9th.
cr fellOw-and run for office in order
to bc vindicatcd.
over in Germany they have evolved
Il system of curing badness by means
of continuous piano music. That's the
way II good deal of tie badness in this
country is acquired.
~6
In Japan the two political parties
have united in support of the govern.
mcnt. To hit u Russian head wherever
seen Is the only politics now in the
island empire.
John ID. Rockcfellers wealth Is esti.
mated to aggregate an even billion and
Is understood to he Interested oniy In
The few odd millions.
~S
After Il man has tried TO talk busi.
prepared TO sympatlize with dry goods
clerks.
\ successful man roots while his
unsuccessful brother stands around
and sl,icnls.
Queen Victoria Is said to have given
I mutton the preference In the line OF
4 meats, and was nowisc offended If Of
fercd 1.-THE cold shoulder"
Queen Elizabeth was very fond OF
roast goose. She was dining OH this
= when the good news was brought hci
y on Michaclmas Day that the Spanish
fleet had been driven back. And evcl
since that fowl has been to the English
: feast of st. Michael what the turkc!
Is to our Thanksgiving Day.
Henry VIII. was extremely fond OF
beans. and imported Dutch gardener
I TO raise them, as In his day they were
( only used by the upper classes---"a
dish to set before the King"
Napoleon's fnvOritc dish was bean
|, salad. much cheaper in his time. but
!. equally good. 4.
Louis Nv. was "eXtravagantly' FOND
Of dish made Of the eggs OF variOu,
birds. which cost 500.
u George Eliot, while ut BroOkbank
= used frequently to walk over to tho
farm, where she purchased her vegeta
bles, ana chat with the farmers wife
!. on gardening and butter making. who
;. was somewhat surprised ut the grca
!. novelists conversation OH such hOmely
topics, and afterward remarked: II
a were wonderful, Just wonderful, th'
n sight o. green peas that send d0wi
;. to that gentleman and lady ever!
week." This was the summer mid
llemarch" was written.
George Sand not only liked sauces
\ but cXcelled in making them.
+! Lincoln, IN the days when he III,
u his own marketing. often stopped at
certain shop for his favorlte--glnger
bread. lie used to say: 1T swell
z up and makes me feel as IL | had hat
z something"
It Stonewall Jackson delighted In buck
wheat cakes--in season and out 0
season.
Ralph Waldo Emerson was fond o
~ !" pie, especially that made OF plums
T" which he called the fruit Of paradise.
DIR. Holmes. on the contrary. said o
the peach: "When Nature has delly
cred it to us, In Its perfection. we fol
II get all the lesser fruits, and II no
. found by the River of Life. an cart
Is born spirit might be forgiven for miss
ing IT,"
Charles Summers private secretar
~ tells of the stntesman's sweet tooth TO
=, chocolate creams.
- Andrew Jackson surrendered to ic
cream, at first taste. when Mrs. AleA
ander Hamilton introduced 1t int
Washington: and swOre his usual oat
o. by the Eternal" he would have
IF at the White House. and he did--a
% the next reception.
Washington was noted for his FOND
ness for hickory nuts, ana the amOul
he could consume.-What TO Eat.
10 's .~0A
te AprOpos of the cabmen's strike Il
London the question Is being discusse,