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The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-10-20

Mrs. Ella Jones and her niece Miss Jennie Waug left today for a months visit to points of interest in the West.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-10-20

The Recherche Whist Club was enter tained Wednesday morning by Mrs Walter Dunkin at her home on Church Street.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-10-20

Indicates fall. Indicates rise.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-10-20

Mrs. Max Tapper who has resided in New York for the past few years ar- rived here yesterday and will make Selma her home.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-10-20

Hon. John T. Heflin of Randolnh County, was among the visitors to the Capitol yesterday.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-10-20

Jos. A. DeBoer, President. and Arthur B. Bisbee, Medical Director. both of The National Life Insurance Co, of Vermont, are in the city today.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-10-20

Mir D. H. Marbury, a well-known lumber man of Marbury, is in Mont gomery.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-11-03
Limit of LaxIness.

Two darkies lay sprawled on the
levee on hot day. Moses drew a long
sigh and said, "Heey-a-h-h! All wish
All had a hundred watermelllonsw
Toms eyes lighted dimly. Hum
yah! Dat would suttenly be fine. An
eff yo' had a hun'ed watermellions
would yo' glib me tifty?'
"No. All wouldn't glib yo' no atty
watermellions."
Wouldn't yo' glib me twenty-nve?"
mo. All wouldn't glib yo' no TWEEN
y-five."
Seems ter me youse powahfu
stingy, Nose Wouldn't yo'-wouldn't
yo' glib me one?''
"No. All wouldn't glib yo' one. LooE
hyah, niggah. are yo' so goOd-fer-nuf
fin lazy dat yo' caihn't wish TO 20
own watermellions?
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-11-03
GEORGE WANTED rRlr,cum

IL Pleased His Father, but Several
Other Guessers Said Nothing.
"What we ought to have" said the
sarcastic and precoclous George, an 3
year-old resident Of Germantown, while
at luncheon the other day, ''is bread
made from pure triticum -four. I'm
tired of these everlasting expert
ments," and he surveyed the pile of
corn mullins on the table with dis
pleasure and scorn, says the Philadel-
phia Record.
Georges mother, knowing the capa-
billties of her young hopeful for caus-
ing embarrassment, did not ask what
triticum -four was or take occasion
at that time TO point out Georges fall
ure in good manners in so loudly de-
claring his dissatisfaction at the food
he found on the table. In the even
ing, however, while on the porch with
visitors, and after George had retired,
she said to her husband: George is
asking for bread made Of triticum
-four. What is that?'
The husband hadn't the slightest
idea, and frankly said so. A lawyer in
the party, when appealed TO, hummed
and hawed a little, and said it was
probably some new-fangled idea
George had gathered at school, per-
haps the name of a new breakfast
food. Another visitor suggested that
George might be josher, and upon
this the party spelt the word back
ward, rearranged the syllables and did
other things known to puzzle solvers.
I'm going to look it up" said
Georges eldest sister. She went into
the house and returned half an hour
with dust from the encyclopedia and
dictionary over her hands, but she was
triumphant.
"Why, it's wheat" she said. ITS
simply the botanical name for wheat" +"
Georges father was inclined to be
proud of his boy, but the visitors at
once started a discussion Of the Rus
sian-Japanese war.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-11-03
CHOP suEY COPYRIGHT.
Dish Originated in Sam Francisco and
Not In China.

D19h OrtGtuafeu In san Erauc1sco ana
Not In China.
If people can be required to pay roy
alties on gold teeth that they have
worn for years, and on driven wells
from which their fathers have drunk
before them, there would seem to be
no reason why they might not have to
pay them on copyrighted dishes which
they have long ago eaten and digested,
says the New York Mail. There is q
San Francisco Chinaman in town who
claims to have copyright on the dish
called chop suey, and he wants his
back royalties as well as his front
ones.
1t must be explained first Of all, that
chop suey is not Chinese dish. This
Is no news even to amateur Oriental
lists, but probably it is to the average
American citizen. 1t is San Fran
cisco invention, or rather adaptation;
It is an Irish stew translated into Chi
nese for purely occidental degustation.
Wits its usual black ignorance of ori-
entail ways, the American public ac-
cepted it at once as the Chinese ma
tional dish, upon which the son of
heaven and his imperial household are
supposed to dine every day. Even
American officials were surprised when
Prince Pu Lun blandly inquired in
Chinatown the other day: what is
chop suey"
Oriental or occidental, 1t is a good
dish. 1t constitutes a ration In which
q nice balance has been reached be-
tween the animal and the vegetable,
between protein and mere bulk. If
Mr.. Lem Sen, of San Francisco, can
establish his copyright on the use of
the dish for the future, he may become
q millionaire, honorably and .usefully.
II he succeeds In making his patent re-
troactive he will produce a certain dis
tress in regions where the ingredients
Of the dish itself have seldom wrought
any disturbance.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-11-03
Cured Her Rheumatism.

Deep Valley, Pa, Oct. 81 (Speciall
There is deep interest in Greer
county over the cure of the little
daughter of l. N. Whipkey Of Rheuma'
tism. She was a great sufferer for five
or six years and nothing seemed to dc
her any good till she tried Dodd's Kid
ney Pills. She began to improve al
most at once and now she is cured and
can run and play as other children do
Mr., Whipkey, says:
81 am indeed thankful for what
Dodd's Kidney Pills have done for my
daughter; they saved her from being 8
cripple perhaps for .Iife."
Dodd's Kidney Pills have proved
that Rheumatism is one of the results
of diseased Kidneys. Rheumatism is
caused by Uric Acid in the blood. II
the Kidneys are right there can be nc
Uric Acid in the blood and consequent
ly no Rheumatism. Dodd's Kidney
Pills make the Kidneys right.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-11-03
Erec, OF Army Routine.

Visitors to army headquarters or
Governors Island often notice that OF
ficers have habit OF referring to the
written or printed record for the most
trifing questions OF fact, They never
rely upon memory for even unimpor'
tant matters OF routine which civilians
would no more think OF forgetting than
hardened eommuter would think OF
forgetting the time OF his morning
train to the city. Ask an officer in
the adjutant generals or Quartermas.
ters department, for instance. where
the First Battalion OF the Sixteenth In'
fantry is and he will consult his rec
ords before answering, even when a
letter to the commanding officer OF the
battalion is lying addressed on his
desk.
The other day visitor to the island
asked an officer high in command what
time the parade OF troops took place
next morning. The man In khaki look
ed at his printed copy of the general
orders before answering: Ten
o'clock" Yet the parade had been go
ing on every day for mGatns right un-
der his office windows,
"It Is a habit that grows upon us
with the routine Of garrison work" he
said. 'If l tried to remember where
one company in the department OF the
east is Quartered l might as well try
to remember them all. II l carried in
my memory the time for parade |
might as well try to learn the general
orders by heart Experience teaches
army men never to burden their memo.
ries with facts and figures that they
know they can find on the instant by
turning to the record. York
Press.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-11-03
For Compulsory Ath,etics.

Rev. DR.. Percy s. Grant speaking
before the League for Political Edu-
cation, at New York, said that the
coming New Yorker would be feet 3
inches high and have the chest meas
urement OF prize fighter, Judging
from the increased standard of mo-
rality and intellectually In our uni
versities since athletics became univer-
sal and popular, DR.. Grant says that
physical training should be an impor-
tant part Of the public school system.
He had noticed that % per cent OF the
national guardsmen were too poor
physically to pass the doctor.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-11-03
A Village OF Smiths

Near Tripoli. in North Africa. is a
village called Amruz, the like OF which
is not to be found in any other part
of the world. The place is inhabited
exclusively by those exercising the
calling Of smith
From early morning till the last
thing at night they are hard at work,
the aged members of the community
also taking part. Those no longer able
to handle the hammer occupy them
selves by blowing the bellows.
The majority of the people are ar
morers, who supply the Arabs with
weapons indispensable TO the sons OF
the desert. who are too indolent to
make for themselves. These weapons
are exported as far as the Niger, where
they are in great demand.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-11-03
rhe c4irth OF Man Inorea.inR.


An excellent illustration of the value
Of records has been afforded lately re-
garding the question Of physical degen'
eracy. A firm in the north of England
has compared the measurements for
clothing made two generations ago
with those of to-day, the results going
to show that chest and hip measure
Ments are now three inches on the av'
erage more than they were sixty years
ego. The same conclusion is reached
by the experience Of the ready-made
clothiers. These facts, whatever may
be their generality, do not quite dis
pose Of the question of degeneracy,
They are what we should expect from
the more abundant and cheaper food
Of the people, their better housing and
improved sanitary surroundings; but
the testimony regarding the unftnesa
Of recruits and progressive lack OF
stamina in town, and especially manu-
featuring, populations cannot be disre
garded. The girth Of man may be In
creasing. but, like fatting hog, is moi
corpulency bringing clumsiness7
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-11-03

When the present Gar was Czare,
witch he was attacked by n fanatic 10
Otsu. Japan, and two jinrikisha men as
sisted in rescuing him from his assail
ant. They have received n pension from
Russia ever since. This year 1t was
forwarded to them as usual. much to
their surprise.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-11-03
catnrrh Cannot be Cured

with LOCAL APPLICATIONS, as they cannot
reach the seat OF the disease. Catarrh Is q
blood or constitutional dis, ase, and in order Ia
cure 1t you must take internal remedies
Halls CAtArrh Cure is taken internally, and
acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces
Halls Catarrh Cure Is not q quack medicine
1t was prescribed by one Of the best physicians
in this country for years, and Ia a regular pre-.
scrption. II is composed Of the best tonics
known, combined with the best blood puri.
fiers, acting directly OH the mucous surface
The perfect bina ion OF the two ingredients
is what produces such wonderful results In
curing Catarrh. Send for testimonials free.
F. CHENEY Il co. Props, Toledo, o.
Sold by druggists, price 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-11-03
-keeley OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
NNIfe HABITS PERMANENTLY CURED
SSSs<~ 49, FoR FULL PARTICULARS --s
AeeaEss IAI IkEElLYlEsTrIUTE. P00TLANp,o ,oRE,

The Crown Princess Of Denmark is the
richest and tallest woman Of her rank
in Europe. She inherited nearly SIS,
100000 from her maternal grandmother
as we'll as the bulk of her fathers for,
tune. She Is six feet tall.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-11-03
knew Mhercor lie smoke.

Singleton-When a girl tells a young
man that she dreamed Of him three
nights in succession. what does it indi-
cate2
Wedderly-It indicates that the young
man should begin to save up money for
the furniture.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-11-03
Not a Loan.

A little girl went timidly into a
Fifth street store the other morning
and asked the clerk how many shoe
strings she could get for cents.
How long do you want them?" he
asked.
81 want them to keep" was her an
swer, in a tone of slight surprise."-
Cincinnati Commerclal-Tribune.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-11-03

Among the many anarchists arrested
In connection with the bomb explosion in
Barcelona, Sept. l3. is iI-year.old boy
named Neales, who is described by the
police as q "precocious propsgandist."
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-11-03
Tho Only WAY.

Wayne--I see you have the servant
girl we used to have. She has such an
awful temper that | don't see how you
manage to get along with her.
Payne-Oh, that's an easy matter. We
manage her by letting her manage US.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-11-03
To Break IN New Shoes.

Always shake in Aliens Foot Ease, a powder.
II cures hot, sweating, aching, swollen feet.
Cures eorns, ingrowing nails aud bunions Al
all druggists and shoe stores, 25c. Don't accept
any substitute, sample mailed FREE. Address
Allen s olmsted lie Roy, n. Y.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-11-03
When We Are Bald.

"The idea" exclaimed the disgusted
housekeeper, "Of having flies in De
cember. wish could get rid OF
them"
you might do it," replied her bald
headed husband, by spreading re.
port among them that you're going to
give me wig for Christmas" ."-Phila'
delphia Ledger.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-11-03

rITC Permanently Uured. NO ntsor nervousness
lilo after first day of DIR. KlineS Great Nerve
RsstoTer Send for Free S2 trial bottle and treatise
DR.. X. H. Kline Ltd. 9I Arch ST.. Philadelphia, Pa
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-11-03
Matter or Territory.

Pauline--George is desperately In love
with me. He said the other evening
that he could cover the very ground
stood on with kisses.
Emma-No doubt he could, dear-ii
he had the time to spare.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-11-03
ppIcRS THAT TAX.

Best galvanized standard wrought iron pipe
q inch, $3.50 per 100 feet. Best galvanized
standard wrought iron pipe, l inch, s7.9i per
loo feet. All sizes in black and galvanized
pipe at lowest market prices. Wood pumps
leather and canvas betting, hose and pac king
at wholesale prices. Write us ior your wants
in the machinery line. Irrigation plants q
speciality. Reierson Machinery Co., Port
land, Oregon.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-11-03

Church-What is the stuff that he
roes are made of? Gotham-WeIl, II
we can believe the advertisements, 1t Is
some of those new breakfast cereals
YOnkers Statesman.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-11-03

For coughs and colds there IL no better
medicine than Piso's Cure for Consump-
tion. Price 25 cents.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-11-03

Mothers will find Mrs. winslow's soothin z
Syrup the best remedy to use for their children
during the teething period.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-11-03

was Iaisel-is popularity catarrh remedy, s ma.
tonal Importance, it's extensive use.
One asked his opinion. without u moments hesita.
ton, he sad IL can oheertnlly say that Mrs, schley
has taken Pernna aud believe with good effect"
Like the battle OF Santiago. tho thought was sprung
upon him without any warning, and he disposed Of il
with the same vim and decision he did with the span.
ish fleet led by the l-iated Vscaya
His words concerning Peuna have gone out into tho
world to be repeated BY thousand tongues bee ,uso he
said them
Like the news OF his victory over Cervera, his words
ma viii be ADMlRALS WORDS CARRY WEIGHT caught
up by the ------------- m J.
tudes and passed from mouth mouth across oceans and
continents,
Except for an Unborn manly independence, In coun.
try OF free speech these words would have been ut
tered by officer In such notable position as that Of
Admiral SehleY.
Except Tor world wide noerioty and popularity such
as Peruna enjoys, remedy could ever have received
such ouspoken public endorsement by such man.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-11-03
OFFEEHsa!ynz mi

suffered for a long time with a bad
case of Catarrh, and took great deal of
medicine without any benefit.
had continual headache, my cheeks
had grown purple, my nose was always
stopped up, my breath had sickening and
disgusting odor, and coughedincessantly
Iheard of your S. S. S. and wrote you.
commenced to use it, and after taking
several bottles / was cured and have
never since had the slightest symptom of
the disease. Miss MARY L. STORM.
Cor. 9TH & Felix Sts., St. Joseph, Mo.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-11-03
A GREAT NAVAL BATTLE.

ing victory in the onward march OF civilization than in
the notable event Of July 1885, in which the great he
70, Admiral Schley, took leading part
1t was great naval battle. without q moments
warning it began. Quick decision undaunted courage
excellent discipline, resoute self conhdencethese CON.
bned in Admiral Schley to produce that dash aud daring
so characteristic OF the American soldier.
man must think quickly In these days. There Is no
time for slow action New enterprises arise in an hour
Old ones pass away in a moment.
multitude OF great themes clamor for notice A
must take sides for against bv intuition rather
than logical deduction.
One day this hing admiral Schey happened TO be In
ers who ADaRALS OPINION OF PE-RU-NA were
taking - - = on var,.
topics of popular interest The subject OF Peruna
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-11-03

The hide OF a cow makes twice as
much leather as that of horse.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-11-03
Peculiar
To Itself

In what It Is and what it does-con-
tanning the best blood-purifying,
Alternative and tonic substances and
effecting the most radical and per-
manent cures of all humors and all
eruptions, relieving weak, tired,
languid feelings, and building up
the whole SYSTEMS true only of
Hoods JGrSGpGriHG
No other medicine acts like 1T
no other medicine has done so
much real, substantial good, no
other medicine has restored health
and strength at so little cost.
II was troubled with scrofuA and came
near losing my eyesight For four months
could not see to do anything. After taking
two bottles Of Hoods Sarsaparilla could see
% walk. and when had taken eight bottles |
could see as well as ever" SUsIK A. HAIRS
TON. withers. N. c.
Moods Sarsaparllla promises 60
cure and keeps the promise.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-11-03

Wheeling, W. Va, May %, 1903.
Ihad Nasal Catarrh for years for which I
used S. S. S. with very gratifying results.
tried local applications for some time,
and getting no permanent relief cameto
the conclusion that the seat of the trouble
was in the blood. Knowing S. S. S. to be
good blood medicine I began its use,
and after using it for some little while it
did away entirely with the offensive mu-
Gus in the nostrils, and did not have to
hawk and spit, especially in the morning,
to dislodge the catarrhal matter.
1877 South St. FRED H. PRRSSY.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-11-03
One of the greatest naval battles in the world the
fight oil Santiago. Never since the dispersion OF the
Span h Amanda

span I 3 n
has there
more ep.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-11-03
IDNlRAL'S OPINION OF PE-RU-NA

topics OF popular interest The subject OF Peruna
The daily morning journal and courier., 1904-09-29

ously SO. He was about fifty years old and conducted a photograph gallery at 210 Center street.
 George A. Parker died at his home in Yalesville Tuesday afternoon, aged fif- ty-six years. The funeral will be held tomorrow afternoon from his late home in Yalesville. s- .s-
 The Advent Loyal Workers have elected the following delegates to the annual convention of the Connecticut Loyal Workers to be held in Bridgeport October T: Miss Alice Strong, Mrs. Hen " Stone, Mrs. Frank Conklin, Mrs. AshaeI Andrews. Andrew Arthur, Miss Minnie Cooper. Miss Nettie Mitchell, Burton Clifford, Albert Duke, Katie Miller, Oscar Whitehead, Blanche Hurd and Grove Bornell. Mrs. Ashael An drews was also elected representative to the general eastern conference of Loyal Workers to be held in Westbrook, Me, October 25 and 26.
 Miss Margaret Fahel, teacher in room 2, Colony street school, is confined to | her home by illness. .~%
The daily morning journal and courier., 1904-09-29
FRESHMEN WIN RUSH,

Capture Two of Three Matches. ~
 Under the shadowy campus elms where the scattered lights of old Dur fee blinked down upon them met the academic freshman and sophomore classes of Yale college last evening in the time honored wrestling matches which open the annual rush.
 Preceding the rush the different classes marched through the center of the city led by band and the senior class with their torchlights. As soon as the campus was reached a ring was formed just inside the fence, where the seniors play ball. The ringside was held by seniors and the scene lighted by their blazing torches which cast a bright glow upon the trees overhead. Around the ring the crowd pushed and showed for places of vantage. The fence was lined with men and women, some were up in trees and the windows and steps of Durfee were filled with on- lockers. And off in corner of Alumni hall the band played on. .
 ILS 1AlSl lldlClk 5Gc+llCu IVY lAE UIllIAdlS was the lightweight contest. Auchin- closs. the freshman, took two success sive falls from Blair, the 1907 man. and the freshies cheered. And off in the corner the band played on. In the mid- dleweight class llonors again went to the freshmen. Hart of 1908 getting two falls from DanieIson. The heavyweight contest was a pretty struggle closely 1 fought throughout The first and sec : ond bouts were drawn. Then evidently drawing inspiration from the cheers for him which came from sky-parlor room in Durfee, Summers, the sopho- more, got fall from Bigelow, who represented the freshmen, and the wrestling was over.
 Then there was rush and fitting about of torches, and the band struck up "Boola," whereupon the boys fell into line again and pressed on to York street for the rush.
 Up and down York street and around the block rushed the lower classmen until the officials called off the match.
 The rest of the evening passed off in nerriment and jollity.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1904-09-29
IN AND ABOUT THE COURTS
SUIT AGAINST THE NATIONAL
 TRADESMEN'S BANK.

Contractor Warner of West Haven Sues
 for Loss of CredIt-Hearing in Wad-
 dingham Case Continued.
 Ashley NJ. Warner. the contractor and builder of 90 Court street, West Haven, through Bernard E. Lynch, his attorney, brought suit against the Ma tional Tradesmens bank, claiming S5,OOO damages. Mir. Warner alleges that through an error made in the bank his reputation and credit has suffered damage. a..... .....
 Or. September last he claims to have deposited sS44 in the Tradesmen's bank and the amount was properly credited upon his pass book. Shortly Afterwards he sent a check to James Gardener Clark for s274.7S and also is sued checks to two other persons. When the checks were presented at the bank for payment they were not hon ored, the bank people claiming that there were no funds in the bank to his credit.
 Mir. Warner was out of the city at the time. MT. Clark brought suit against MT. Warner on the check. When he returned Mir. Warner went to the bank for an explanation and was informed that the error had been made by the bank clerks in not crediting up the deposit which he made.
 The suit is returnable to the October term of the superior court.