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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1904-06-14
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neben Dem 9aiiin itebenoes fleines
Sdusden.
oNie, @iter Serrlidfeit, niemols!
Sd Dnb' oft periuht, i'm ars5ufra-
gen. Iber es NOR umionitl IS
mar @aeS nie foot uno abgeltorben
III ibm, oltD nidt oas @eringite
fonnte er bon Der Gergangcnbeit an.
geben. Sph Dob id) nidt Die lln-
mobrbeit iprede. Gin @ort iagte
CT bod einmal, Elm fremb flingenbes
Mort, CT mlrmelte einmal ,yTam.
lesl"" Sus lit aber allf 9laesl"
Gelar Golbert'S gitgcn looerten BEL
oieiem @orte plobli6 be1 nuf es
ihien i'm cine nniiberninbIide I'M
rllbe 81 erfaIlen = er iab ii6 bnItig
nad) @rimsbp Inn - Heptitn lpar
fortgegangcn - es mar meiter Hie.
mano in Der NGbe, Ser bas @ort &C.
bort bate - Der Hadbar Snarbroof
ltcilb III Ser Serne uno ipartete aili
Sbirlep.
y@citer ba6' iG nidts bon inn
beraltsbefommen", fubr Ser fleine,
alte Seaelnlad)er fort, obne 5lt nbnen,
welfe @irfung feline gr5Gblung auf
ben &apitGn ausiibte, limo ib bab'
aaes Moglidc periuht."
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te Geinr Colbert.
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mcincm SGusd)en nidt ipeit bonn
l!fer entfernt, Ioams Sbirlep, Segel-
mnder."
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elmer umiangreifen @elotnife cine
nl;icbnlihe Snmme berporgebolf.
.@iepiel babt SIR rod) fir Die
Sceel 81 f%oroern, Meiiter9" fragte
CT.
Ser alte Segelilidcr nonntc ibn
sic Snmme.
n@cbmt, @eiiter", iogte SIR.
@rimsbp unb reihte bem fleinen
Wanne bas @elo, Dos bieier, ieinen
&i,t obncbmeno, in gmpfang nabm
nno einitcdte. 9ann 9riiBte er Die
Serren u1b entfernte iid nit ieinem
Sonbnagen. Irf benz nod @rapes.
ems fiibrenben @Se nabm i'm Der
Mod)bor Snnrbroof in Gmpiang, I'M
linn bcim 3ieben bes @agens bebiilf-
lid 81 iein.
Ser aapitGn folgte ibm nit ieinen
fil,iteren 9lifen - cine flrhtbare
@eiabr, an bcren @orbnnbeniein er
nid]i gcbnd)t bate, inb err ploblif)
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5itr red)ten 3eit nod in G%rfabrnng
aebrodt. Gs gait, lie nm jeoen
Yrcis su beieitigen. Ta6;sn ibm
iein Ylan bis bierber g~elungen mor,
gab eS feline nirfliden Sinoernine
mcbr fir i'm. ltno mas er jett Dor
ii6 oniiteigen Iab, ipuren n|nerruartete
SuiGGe, welde err i6nel aus oem
@cgc rGnncn miBte.
gr griiBte Den &erpnlter @rimsbp
nnb febrte iiber Die @arifen nod
Dem Tarfe BON Neu ct. @ermain
5uriid, mdbreno unieripe9s in ieiner
biilteren Seele nelle gntid)liiiie CUR
9ieiic ge6ieber. =
New-York tribune., 1904-10-12
TRADE IN CHICAGO.


tsi TELEGRAPH TO THE TRIBUNE.l
Nhlcago, Oct ll--Nheat, corn and oats were in
juriouzIy affected by the governr7ent report the
nIst half Of the session to-day but the two first
named olsentaugied themselves from the dernoral-
Eng col-i4ecton' ami oats was the only that
sUllefeo permanently and closed below Anal
nEures or the day before. The net gain in wheat
was only trivial. but ii showed about 1zc recovery
from the lowest prices Of the forenoon Corn
closed 3sc higher for December, and &c for May
oats a. tie close showed loss for the day OF
Sac.
The Washington agricultural authorities found
through their country correspondents 900
bushels more spring wheat than they could dis
cover month ago. BY what fresh agency the
additional quantity was brought light the re-
port did not explain. Sufficient for the crowd
appeared the bare arbitrary statement and they
knocked lee OF the previous days price in token
OF their acceptance Of the government figures and
the larger supply it indicated.
The range OF December from s. o7% 70 81 osll.
closing at 81 o. Nay closed at 81 091. after selling
as high as Ee5s and as low as 81 O7a4.
Corn had Il weak opening, partly account OF
the government report showing the favorable con-
dition Of the crop it stood September to be
substantially maintained. and IN part because OF
the Lcavv opening TO the wheat market Receipts
we're small only IT here, and the total at the
principal Western markets was S-S COO bushels,
compared with 5Q30o5 bushels the year before. The
Eastern demand was good. and there was some
foreign inquiry for November shipment OF new
corn. Shipments from Chicago were L4000 bushels.
Estimated receipts for tomorrow were "a cars.
The highest for December 4Siac, the lowest
Ei1c: Tho close was 4S1sc. After selling high
46c and low as 45'ac, May closed 1T 4SIsc-
Oats opened weak at loss OF 1ec from yester-
days close. There was heavy selling at the open
Ing until resting orders from shorts the
market and reaction occurred. The heavy increase
IN the estimate OF the crop IN the government re-
port was the principal cause FOR the weakness The
break the pir. Receipts were 215 cars. of which
g contract. and OF the same grade g. 900
bushels were taken from unlicensed elevators.
shipments We're 2oaeoo bushels. Estimates for to-
morrow were ia cars. Futures closed AT a loss OF
as- December sold as low as cS-ac closing at
29trc. after selling as high 23i2c Nay sold from
5-74c down 70 Sllsc. closing al S1lzc.
Tie big corn crop indicated b. the governments
report caused liberal selling of January pork al
the opening. and this prompted a moderate Hqui-
datou of other products. The trade was fair.
There was squirt OF outside selling but the local
crowd was the more active. Prices declined 5c
10 o]r f0r pork. 5izc TO 11ac for lard and q cent
or tao for January ribs. October ribs were up 10
s. So Il cents advance over yesterday close
New-York tribune., 1904-10-12
DiUidend Notices.
Financial Meetings.

To the Stockholders OF
American Spirits Manufacturing Co.
THE ANNUAL. MEETING OF THE STOCK
- holders Of this Company. pursuant 70 the bylaws
viii be held al o'clock r. II g Thursday. October
20 1904 the Office Of the Company No q William
Street. New York city. for election Directors
and for the transaction business may
properly come before the meeting
The transfer books o. the Common and Preferred
Stock of This Company VIII BE- a 8 o'clock
October Z. 1904 and Nil closed
a e. October 81. 1904
EDWARD C. CARD. Secretary
New-York tribune., 1904-10-12

TIE total revenue freight traffic OF the company
co4- vas se55-t5 tons. decrease OF LsoSZ- tons,
of a-t- Per cent The number al TONS rar-lr. one
l-lle was a--er-t-,.ahl- decrease
lll-esr lr =n- ner cent Tie r8raf derived
lten --e transportation ~ treELr So-.5--
Z. decrease 9t Ale-, or -.jT peg cent The general
- compared Nitl ra-- cents -tle previous year
increase lI QUO cents or -f5 per cent IL addition
y t-e aooNe tonnage SLICES tons OF egrnDanvs
lIslsts MeIe Aa-- making the total tlula gc han
cleo 33 1870 -rus
In hauling this tonnage l. ssg 9ss train miles we're
~. = decrease ~ 54-3o5 train miles or --55 per
cent The revenue freight mile was s. 81 as
'2l3l-e1 WITH s. e The previous year an increase
-----S q --se re- -=l.- The average tralnI0ad
~ revenue freight was 4Gl12 tons. q decrease OF
-.' Tons 9F 10 pep cent Including J0mrauy'S
1r---i L-e average trz1Gload 42S-s tons. as
-alitsL 1a1s tens last year decrease ~ e. ~ tons
~. per relr Lla average carload 0f revenue
-. per cent Including company freight the ar-
-Ae -at-1a- 'A tle system was 1865 tons
erase or t-1. ---s. -as per
carried 1gT.Eg Ha
-l- vas -'a-a - an increase o- 4l40s7 passengers
Z. --- -.-t ce-.. The number ot passengers trans
t"-e passenger miles. 800 per cent Tfa m
eilse lL gross revenue LEerHt-0In WIS E55.--2 or
'-1 per cent The aver- fare received from aach
passenger u1i-s was l.zfs cents. decrease ~
a1i. cents or a.1o Der cent The average distance
vel.ec was 15t5 miles increase Of o a. niles
each passenger was 90 .j cents decrease of d q;
cents. In handling the -a-ilc $3.50 1s4 train miles
were rln an increase q LISP per cent over The pre-
vlCus year.
as follows.
New-York tribune., 1904-10-12
City Hotels.
Miscellaneous.

~ FNrI.TNfA( residing IA Spain representing izn-
IT pa-aut English and havtnS agents N all chiet
OFFS spain & undertake. other
arcp-iez Highest references Address Box =. Ia sells
Atvertisng 1ftges London. EugIani
New-York tribune., 1904-10-12
School Agencies.
caDaeiig 00a

AMERICAN AND FOREIGN TEACHERS AGENCE
supplies Professors Teachers Tutors
10 Colleges. schools and Families Apply
Mrs " J. YOUNG FULTON. % Cuiou square.
New-York tribune., 1904-10-12
ANNUAL REPORT
ERIE s STATEMECT.

Tg.s annual report u the Erie Railroad Company
,,- rbe ue-s96 ended June 60, lagt. shows tallinS
- in gross earnings 9f S2e 81. Freight earnings
s.--esesf g l5al4e but 5fIs was offset u part bv
y, Increase sr earnings Ersm the coupauys coal
t,sf-sss u Slf 1851 and from an increase IN passen-
v man and express business. Operating
rs--es increased S.S55.07a. leaving a loss tn net
earnings of S.-S52-9. The ratio 0f expenses 10
earnings was --)S peg cent. against $50 per cent
81, he preceding Taa-. The heaviest increase N
r,s-7+lrc e.-1euse was fin conducting yrarsporta-
non amounting TO sl3a2 5S5 The expense OF main
+a-snce og way and structures increased S3o4SiS.
~,re rre expense OF maintenance Of equipment IN
~-ease5 Sgg go The property vs fully maintained
in rae wear iu order o accomplish which e was
,-scasssrv no rebuild numerous structures and ap-
rl.ancss. involving ar unusually heavy expense.
rv-e damage caused by The food OF October, 1898.
called for extraordinary expenditures for repairs.
rrhae the expense was further increased by the
severe winter. vhlcl required large outlay 70
keep the line open for operation. In view y the
unusual conditions with which the company was
forced 20 contend ia the year the report Is much
more Favorable Llan ir appears en- tho surface.
Detailed figures OF operation follow;
New-York tribune., 1904-10-12

EDISON ELECTRIC or RosTo.-
Tie Edison Electric rlu1niuatIur ,o-,,,-. .. ,,-.
-poEts cor the year eaded Juno 40 as .,,-.,-s.
New-York tribune., 1904-10-12
Financial.

CANADIAN FACIFTC RAILWAY COMPANY.
ISSUE OF NEW ORDINARY CAPITAL STOCK.
DL RSUANT To THE RESOLUTION
passed at The Special General Meeting the share
holders re 5ta Of October 1904
additional ordinary Capital stock has been by
Board ~ Directors.
closing ~ the books Tor ths purpose par
basis OF twenty cent cf their holdings
The books cf Tie cHpany VIII be closed for this purpose
three g.. THURSDAY. the Z5fh
re1reEel Friday the nth Of November
srccE upon wltch payments have been IN fuI
called VIII rank dividend flr half year en5ng
5Uth. I905.
A circular containing the OF subscription pay
rentg etc. enclosing subscription wtu
be nailed - tl= shareholders after tAo closing the
books.
Ey order ot che E7ard
rHAEI.ES uE-STIVvA-ER. Secretary.
Montreal. 10Th october. 1904
New-York tribune., 1904-10-12
BOND RETENTION
! L - = . g. =

BOND EE.1EAlFNIf.N
OFFICE or HflE NATURAL FOOD COMPANY
Niagara Fails, n Y. 1904
Pursuant e provisions of tre general mortgage
ts Company relative 10 estahlish-ert or sinking
fund o. Sl,oo00 SO 900 having been
aside Tor that purpose of the scaled
posals Tor tEe sale 20 the Corpas - that amount
any part ~ thai First Mortgage Five
Per Cent Cold Coupon Bonds received and wiz Do
opened ~ 1tfce twentieth October.
1904. lf O'Clock a. II Tho uTsr favorable u
-lia Company viii accepted
Ln1er rle provisions the mortgage no tenders u
bonds an - --s1te- az rate exceeding one Hundred
EIG Ler ieLtlL of accrued
interest. Zach tealer must us enclosed
Tslure endorses eE Natural
Food tcL4DH-lF a-1 rlen enclosed
addressed o. fhe Undersigned
AL4ElANDER J. PORTER. treasure
E'OR SALE-IO party seeking investment for
$500 tHev - per cent regularly. business
established 10 ge1s highest references address L. Box
g. Tribune
New-York tribune., 1904-10-12
LIABILITIES


- -. - q - s0..l Il -.
New-York tribune., 1904-10-12

Gross earnings of tie New-Yorls si.so-,ol,,-,-,
nd Western for The year eaded June 81 araor,-rs5
70 s-aaa..so a decrease of s132g7. Net earni,,-g
were Slil9si2. decrease OF sI0ssg Tba rs,fo -
expenses 20 earnings was 5Se7 Der cent. corlnarad
WIN 't-'s per cent in lho preceding year
New-York tribune., 1904-10-12
Ocean Steamers.

4 MEXICAN LINE.
- LYMOUTF5-CHERBOUR OURG-sCUTHAAdPT
Sailing Saturdays. $50 A. RI. Pier Is y. p
Gs-rra Oct u s. oct y
- DctadeI phla. nov .
DED STAR LINE
~ NEW -A%TWEE7-L0EDCN-P ARI5.
Calling Dover f0r Llnd5. Paris.
Sailing Satgrtays 1870 A. a.. Pier -. y r
Finland oct - Er1ouaud oct ~
Taderaud.. Oct. - iceland S1v. 3
WHITE STAR LINE.
~ NE7T NCEI1-- E-,~ST0vy NJ IyERPOCLA
Sailing WElrtsaags and Fr. SAYS Pier 49, =. r.
Majestic Oct. -, I0 A. Arabic C-t Il ? n
Cedrlc. H. 4. 81 Dr-. d. 10 A. 81
Oceanic. ~ 0et re-. 2 3 Ce.'i1...-.H Her .- A. 81
NEW YORK AND BOSTON DIRECT
TTT5r TO- M Z d TER AN ga N -Eree -
GIBRALTAR. NAPLES GENOA
FROM new YORK
REPTT3 oct -. Dec Jan a. Feb y
CTsf-TLt-. g. t-..tc A.
FROM BOSTON
ROMANO. ..-....... .llt 20 L-- I0 Jam IS N.n N
CAS0TTC... z. Feb Is
PASSENGER OFFICES BR,Auw Sv.
Freight Offices. WAiteha. BLDG. Battery Place
New-York tribune., 1904-10-12

MORT1 GERMAN GLUUDs
Fast express service.
PLYMOUTH IRE-EEEMEE
llrorpraz- Oct IS n All Kaiser O. 10 AM
x Wu. II. $ev. s go psi E.1rUrrz Ian II. Noon
X 81 % 90 Al hHlErl Feb q. 20 Al
K VIM. IT. D1-. u. II All KrouI-n- Feb =. $50 AN
TWIn-sCTew passenger service.
PLYMOUTH HEREOF EG-BEENE&-
Bre-neH--.- oct I3 Al 'Aia!a N1V 20 lo AN
An 'ttsse- Dec 10 10 AN
Friedrich NOV. 10. II All -ISoe Dec - j" A4t
Bremen. nov. u i" 10 AL
"Will call Bremen only.
Mediterranean Service.
GTBDALTAR-N APLES-G-NCA.
ItoPuz zoileru. Oct. ]. All Nov - IL An
Albert A5I Eslle-u- Nov IL II AM
IUise oct. -. Il Az Albert Nov. 20 Il AN
Necsar-... Nov g II a 81 IIse Dec a IL AL
From bremen Piers. 81 and 4-i sts. Hob.AeG-
OLLRI'iiS & CO. 40. o BROADWAY n I.
Louis l.. Meyer. A. South Third 81. Ph!!a-
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-11-04
THE DoUBLs STANDARD.

NEW YORK has a statute which pro-
~ hibits a mother from smoking ci-
gareues in the presence of her children.
A Binghamton woman was convicted
under it the other day, hers being the
first case of the kind. 1t is said that
the constitutionality of the law is in
doubt, that it is not constitutional to
prevent a mother from smoking cigar
cites in the presence of her children
while permitting a father to do that
very thing.
We have no quarrel with the statute
It is all right, as far as it goes. The
trouble is that it doesn't go far enough
Fathers should also be prevented from
giving their youngsters lessons in ci-
garette smoking. With this amendment
the law should remain on the statute
book, and similar law should be
placed on every statute book. We
really think it should apply first to
fathers.
Even a child might be so disgusted
at the sight Of its mother smoking that
it wouldn't think Of engaging in the
practice itself. On the other hand. the
boy thinks everything his father does
is all right. When he sees his father
smoking cigarettes he thinks it is all
right for him to smoke them. No
amount Of argument can convince him
to the contrary. and the first thing any
body knows he has contracted the
habit.
Regarding the constitutionality of the
law: Women, in Utah, at least, may not
enter a saloon between certain hours,
though when the saloons are closed TO
women they are open to men. If this is
constitutional, and no cloud has been
thrown on the law here. why is it not
constitutional 60 prevent them from
smoking cigarettes And if women can
be prevented from smoking cigarettes,
why not men?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-11-04

from its internal dissensions; it offers
no hope of peace. no sign of upbuiId
ing in any good enterprise. either so
cial, commercial or Industrial.
On the other hand, the election OF
the Democratic ticket gives absolute
assurance that the affairs of the state
will be administered by men of recog-
nized ability, unhampered by factional
fights Of any kind, with no friends to
reward at the expense of others, with
DO enemies TO punish at the cost Of
peace, with every reason why they
should promote the welfare of the state
along the best lines. because therein
lies the future permanence of the par
tvs influence.
In congress. the election Of Judge
Powers would mean the presence of
an able advocate a great spokesman
whose national position in his party
has already been won and whose abil-
ity would be recognized immediately
Could the state have a better repre-
sentative. and could the best interests
of all the people here find so capable
a man elsewhere in the ranks OF any
party? That some small souls have
sought his defeat by an attempt to
discredit his sincerity is in it's peculiar
way a recognition Of the fact that ne
is unassaiIabIe on honest, legitimate
grounds, and these efforts must react
to his advantage and the discontinue
of his antagonists.
Whether in the state ticket, the con-
gressional nominee, the county or leg
islative or judicial fields. the Demo-
cratic nominees stand for all that is
best in the future affairs OF. the state.
They offer the one way to peace and
progress. And they VIII be elected, be-
cause the people realize that in this
crisis there is but one way out--the
Democratic way.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-11-04
Society.

Mrs. William Bayly. jr, entertained
few of the intimate girl friends Of
Miss Lila Alexander yesterday after
noon at delightfully."- informal affair.
A few rounds of bridge were enjoyed
and a linen shower in which the bride
elect was remembered pleasantly by
her friends finished the afternoon. Less
than a score of girls were present.
Mr.. and Mrs. E. O. Howard enter
tanned a small party of friends at an
informal dinner at the Commercial club
last evening.
Mrs. c. III. Bell and little daughter
are home from visit Of about fort
night at the fair
Mrs. Herbert d. Brown viii enter
tain tomorrow in honor OF Miss Lila
Alexander.
DR.. and Mrs. ]. c. Hanchette and
their son are guests Of Mr.. end Mrs
Henry Cohen till their departure next
week.
Mrs T. R. Black. 247 Sixth East
street, entertains the Plate club on
Saturday, Nov. u.
Mr.. and Mrs. Arthur Pratt announce
the engagement of their daughter,
Mabel, 70 Harry Lennon. The mar
Tiage viii take place next Wednesday
at the home of the brides sister, Mrs.
George D. Alder
-
Mrs. e. S. Ferry gave a small dinner
TO a few friends Wednesday evening.
erature section of the Ladies Literary
club viii meet this afternoon at 2
O'Clock at the club house. Mrs. A. J.
Gorham viii read a paper on Russia, -
and Miss Katherine Page viii review
Maud Wilder Goodwin's -Four Roads
to Paradise"
DR.. NJ. A. Hughes left Sunday for st.
Louis and Chicago, to be gone about
three weeks.
DR.. and Mrs. T. W. Pinke-ton will
return from their eastern trip on Sat-
urday Of this week. Dr. Pinkerton will
occupy his pulpit as usual Sunday.
The friends of Mrs. Maria Iapish
gave her d pleasant surprise yester-
day at her home on Second street the
occasion being her SEVENTEEN birthday.
a banquet was spread amid a profusioa
or flowers. Those present were Mes
DANES NJ. H. Luff. y. AirInel, NJ. Rom
ney. S. Ellis. NJ. Salmon. S. Bateman,
). Long, Frances NJ. Kelly, ]. Salmon,
V, Romney and L. Teasdel
=
The Women's Home Protective league
viii meet this afternoon at $50 at the
home Of Mrs. d. III. Twoney on Seventh
East street
\
Il. s. Ferry win return today after
a short business trip to Chicago.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-11-04
JAPAN's IDEAL.

IAPAN'S EMPEROR celebrated his
J birthday yesterday and the occa-
sion was made the reason for a world
wide demonstration by natives Of the
island kingdom, wherever they hap
pened to be. To the Occidental mind
the worship Of their emperor by the
Japanese is one Of the mysteries OF tie
Orient; they do not perceive or ap-
preciate the profound generation ac-
corded the Mikado, nor is it possible
for them to grasp understandingIy the
ethical system based on this venera-
ton.
To the japanese, their emperor per-
sOnifies all that is good and great and
divine; nor is this personifcation i'm
personal merely; it permeates the
whole social structure Of the empire.
To the private soldier in the ranks or
the field marshal in command Of all
the armies; TO Togo, the great ad-
miral or the most insignificant jack tar
aboard ship, success is to be desired
or failure TO be deplored because of it's
effect on the emperor Victories are
ascribed TO his virtue I'm all the Off
cial dispatches, and glory is accounted
well won at any cost if it rebounds
to the welfare of the beloved ruler.
In essence. patriotism and alteration
Of the head Of the nation are identi-
cal, and in most material points the
religion Of the whole empire is CEN
tered about his person.
Whatever difference of opinion there
may be as 10 the ethical value of such
a religion, its fruits are one Of the re-
markable demonstrations of a new
force in international anairs. It mas
given the world an exhibition OF fear
less bravery beside which the sacrifice
of Thermopylae was insignificant; it
has shown what an absorbing idea can
accomplish when it is welded into a
compact, practical organizing force; it
has COMPOUNDED Russia. supposedly the
most powerful single factor in Aslatie
affairs, and it has brought Japan 10
the forefront of the great nations.
When such devotion is combined with
intelligent direction it is practically in
vincible; and if the. japanese are ulti-
mately victorious it will be because
they have-been inspired by an ideal
beside which all other interests, even
life itself, are accounted as nothing.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-11-04
Pointed Paragraphs.
lChicago NoWs1

NNIICdSU -NtWsJ
Some people know too much to believe
anything.
Just the same. we enjoy the praise of
people we despise.
A man would rather overlook his sins
than overhear them.
A woman doesn't like to be flattered be-
cause she thinks she needs it.
Intuition often enables a woman TO
reach wrong conclusion quickly.
The best some men can 90 Is TO place
themselves on self-made pedestals.
When love sets the task the laboTer
never thinks Of demanding shorter hours.
A girl never looks older than she is,
except when she has her hair done UP
in papers.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-11-04

New York Press.

Half the fun of being mad is the wav
IL makes good people envy you.
Before the honeymoon reaches its last
cent
A woman's have 10 be awful thin for
her 20 think they aren't shapely in spite
OF IT,
being a drinking man u nobody in vour
family objects.
III makes woman think a corporation
ask f1ef Tor her -fafe tier s4e thinks he
has forgotten 1t.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-11-04
WHEN TO MARRY

To the Salt Lake Herald:
In your sympOsiums on when 10 Mar
ry' those Interviewed by your reporters
appear 20 have overlooked the actual
point involved. The time for p person
male or female 10 marry is when he or
she acquires common sense. Some people
never get common sense. They should not
marry at all. FATHER
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-11-04
Thinks with Rainbow Tints-

iB1Strn ITaHScTlpt.f
Sfatistieiaus find that something like
900 vessels OF all sorts disappear in the
sea every year, never TO be heard from
again, taking with them 1890 human be-
lngs and Involving a money loss of $100-
10000. Still. we like TO think the world
advances steadily toward the millennium
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-11-04
Turning Him Down.
lCatholic STANDARD. }

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Burroughs-Say, old man. can YOU
lend
Merchant-LoOk here. Burroughs. your
visits always remind me Of a. Inverted
alphabet
Burroughs-A what2
Merchant-An inverted alphabet Be
cause U always come after a v.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-11-04
The Healthy West.

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4 used 10 know man who came here
for the good of his health. His name was
Jones'"
eyes. ] knew him. Jie dealt himself a
card from the bottom OF the deck one
evening and then he let for the good OF
his health"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-11-04

DISTRICT JUDGES.
w. c. Hall, S. w. Stewart, Joseph
4. Hurd, A. N. Cherry.
District Attorney.-Ray Van Colt.
City udges.-Morris Sommer, A
!. Fowler.
Justice Of the Peace.-Willard
Hamer.
Constable-S. Allen.