The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1904-09-15
THISTLES

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10 Nyg tne. re 81 Life ~ too short
--Nbtv "a iheT A. or ihtir tonsy
meof 10 he hogpiial Yos ae, ihtl
had y ntny fool ffitnsf.
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We'll. hs RS ltf. poverty 10 60 eiigrtos
tsi 50 twitiy ile9trsfi' - a. l'nss,
- 8e4i RHaw ahal fishs he ha, 10 a.
ssfaits kfihlt " peerless actress Wen
abs Crr'aiEi lhAi ~ siGiits thai ,bst
never tta Gty q there Bfitist peers char
itg st0Gtd Altar hsr.
-TbfJ told ne &c college that vas |,
eoming msh. sposa you wa, from III, Il
point d v,ew, tat was bsCkis' ye, ard ia
me " seemed 10 be Il III pretty fast,
TIE ylfc--i fally rttllrs tia, ought
70 tcortuirs, JACK. Tut The Husband
BIO, wtaif Dlhg yoo baow where to
bsgiE' The wife ob, yu, but e,n't
decide 90 The tine.
KID What mskt, yca took 80 pleas.
e4i Eillt oh Jack ssys I'm the hts
girl BE- yer proposed 10 on Li, automobile.
HE ceclSie, hls Hife made him all that
be 10. Qaite likely and ! ihould Judge that
lhe diab'i waste more than hall sn hour on
ihs Job.
Pa, shAl 10 q Negative yiriuts The re.
futsl 4 man 10 alag 10 public when he 10
asked 90 80, replied the sIpeiienced
parent.
Merchant % hGnkei) Call those safe.
,y maieheil Why, they won't Ugh, at all :
nawaet--well, wot could yer ave safer :
Her Besu--say, Bobby, cant you get
me lock u your sisters hai:s Bobby
sure, but not last nov. She's wearing H..
What, asked the old gentleman, WHO
was being shown through the prison, Ia u
most Objectionable part OF prison LIEF De
visitors wo, ask fool questions, Arswert
the furly prisoner.
Can you gimme bite, ma'am said IL
ragged hobo. I'm hungry enuf ter eat
h8s' ! regret TO say, replied the Kind
lady, that we a'e Just out Of horses, but III
call the dog.
TO BE Regretted; Jaok-Dldn't ore
of them Parker girls marry an EpglIsh
lord Mary--fes. Blu. they say that
London society srubbed her dreadiully.
Rally, Then she must have taken tie
name Of the lord In vain.
-JOues- What have You got that sting
around your nnger for Brown-My wife
pui Il on 40 that | should remember some
thing, forget what II wss. I'm keeping
I. on now TO remind ne to ask her what IL
was when get home this evening".
"A Juror having applied TO the Judge to
be CKcusCd from sewing on account OF
desiaess, the Iadge said Could you hear
my cnafge to the Jury, cir! Yes, | heard
your honoF's charge, said the juror, but ]
couldn't make any sense out Of it. lie WAS
excused.
AL She Knew: Miss Dashem mus. be
very clever girl. The other evening !
heard her taking some strange language
with young Sofmohr. lllak IL was Greek.
on, 10; 1t wasn't Greek. Molt likely II |
wss boarding school slang.
-FoTcs,alllng Criticism; Caller Kitty,
IL tina. your pArrot' Little Glrl-No, IL
deed ma'am. The folks next door left him /
with VA when they went away on their va
cation. Fore be begins to talk ! want to
tell you that he doesn't belong to our
ctn-ch.
kept to ltseli This clock is Of no
use 10 me, said the customer. want you
Ia take II back. What's the matter with
IL asked the dealer. LIS warranted to
te,p good time. That may be the trouble.
I certainly doesn't give good time.
Vice yerss ELDERLY but much "mids
10 lady--I do think It Ia such pity thsi
III msnv glrls nowadays have such olJ
hesds ca young shoul iers Earnest Youth
( liaklag this a grand opportunity for
toHplimeni) oh, there are exceptions.
\ you have, II | may may say so,
, clna head on old shoulders,
M, del Husband (bosstfully) - Yer,
gentlemen, I've been married ten years ard
never fpeni a night away from home yet.
Doubt < Thomas-Lirge ard interesting
family, eh, o1ly three Of US. Have ore
child, ei. No; the other IL my wife's
mother.
Il should like to confess what bad man
have been, raid an Illinois man, alta pro-
irki sd meeting, but don't like TO do 20
sllle the grand jury Ia Ia session. The
I.1ni will forgive, shouted the good clergy.
mar. know II, know u, replied tie
peniteni, sadly and ,hre sdly, bat He Isn't
N the grand iary.
lIs Wish; Fond Mothtr--You will be
I've years old tomorrow, While, and
want 10 give yeu real birthday treat.
Tell me What you would like bsttsr than
.aythlsg else, Willie (aflcr thinking ear.
lesily for I've mlnu,es) Bring me Whole
,ox otchocolAte creams, mother, aud ask
tommy Smith TO come 10 and watch ne
ri en-.
"a French af,iit Who has recently ben
curing America, says the New York Tri-
'uue, brought with him poor opinion Of
be enlightenment Of the Bfiilst public.
o the British Museum 10 London be over.
iesrd two fneE discussing Egyptian coins.
Them lhefe, TAD tie iifst msa, mgsl he
hree or four hundred years old, es, BA'I
They're three thousand years old, ssid bis