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The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1904-05-06
Four.Story Frame Flour Mill,

36X6O feet. with Basement. Engine Room Adj
ditiOu 24X:iO feet, Motor Room Addition.
12Xl5 feet, all under Slate and Metal Roof. The
Mill has Il capacity OF 100 barrels ot flour
per day. Can be operated by Steam Flee
tricitY. Has 90 horsepower Automatic
Engine and 20 horse power Boiler and is also
equipped for Electric Power. The Mill is
equipped with the following machinery, all in
tirSt-claSS condition:
Basemcnt-Two Richmond Wheat Cleaners
l Corn Shelter, 1 tndcrrunncr Feed Mill.
First Floor-SiN Stands Stevens Double.
Roller Mills. 6X15. Two-HiEh and Single
Stand Roller Mill for Meal. Flour Packers
Receiving Scales. 100 bu. capacity, small
Flour Scales.
Second FloOr-Thrcc Smith Moo Purifiers
Prince Dust Collect ors. l Bran DuStvr. Flour
and Feed Bins, l Wheat Dryer.
Third FIoor-Eight Smith Centrifugal
Reels. Noyc Brake Scalpcrs, large Invincble
Receiving Separator.
Fourth Floor-Four Smith ScalpcrS /
large Separating Keel, Reels for Betting
Meal. Pair Automatic Scales.
The Mill has Grain Bins independent
foundation with capacity for 10 900 bushels
of grain.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1904-05-06

H"Money to Loan on Mortgage.
Harlan & Webster, Attorneys at Law,
Bel Air.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1904-05-06
Trustees Sale.

pg Full line Burpec's Reliable Garden
Seed on hand. ]. II. Fisher, Bel Air.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1904-05-06
On Monday, May 10Th, 1904,

On Monday, May 10Th, 1904,
At II o'clock, A. NJ,
the following REAL ESTATE. situate and
lying i'll Hartford County, Maryland, that is
to say:
FirSt-All that PARCEL OF LAND living
i'll the angie formed by the Southvrly side OF
the public road leading from Forest Hill to
Cooptowu and the castcrly side of the road
leading from said first road to Phillips Mill
containing 10 ACRES, More or Less.
Second-An that PARCEL lying contiguous
to the first parcel, and fronting the west cr-
ly side ot the aforesaid public road leading to
Phillips Mill, containing II ACRES, More
or Less; said two parcels being The same and
all the land described i'll two deeds. one from
Street, and Preston, trustees. to John NJ and
Richard NJ. Street,, dated July 9th, 1887,
and recorded amongst the Land Records OF
Hartford county, in I.ibcr y. l.. J.. No. %
folio 2o9, and the other from Joseph ASht an
ct al. to John NJ. street,. dated january II.
ST., aud recorded as aforesaid i'll I.ihcr H.
u. C.. No. 80, folio H.
Thrtl-All that lot of WOODLAND con
tanning 20 Acres. More or Less, lying near
Chrome Hill, of which J"hnSM. Street, died
4
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1904-05-06

In pursuance of a decree of the Circuit
Court for Hartford county, in Equity, the
subscribers, as trustees, will sell at Public
Sale, on the premises. near Prospect Mary
land,
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1904-05-06
TO THE STOCKHOLDERS
OF THE
Conowingo Bridge Co.

CoXowIXGo, Md, April eth, 1901.
Notice is hereby given that a special meet
iu:. of the Stockholders of the Conowingo
Bridge Company will be held at the principal
office of said Company, at its Bridge ION
House in Connwingo, Cecil county. Nd,
On Tuesday. the l7th Day Of May, 1904
At 10 O'Clock, A. NJ.
The object of said meeting is for the purpose
of passing upon the acceptance OF an Act OF
the General Assembly of Maryland to amend
the Charter of the Conowingo Bridge Com
pany, approved April list. 1904.
TO make, approve and adopt rules, regula-
tiouS and bylaws, under the provisions OF
the Charter OF the Company, as amended.
To vote upon the question tor the making
and issuing OF negotiable bonds OF SAID Bridge
Company, to be secured by mortgage or
mortgages on its property.
To take such action as may be deemed eX-
pcdicnt by the Stockholders for the adoption
plans for repairing, rebuilding. constructing,
charging, and otherwise improving its bridge,
bridrc-p;crS and approaches thereto, as the
Company is authorized and empowered TO 90
under said Act of the General Assembly, ana
For the consideration and action by the
Stockholders of the Company on any and all
further business which may be deemed by
them cNpcdcnt;and proper to pass upon, with
reference to the business and affairs OF sald
Company.
CHAS. {. CALDWELL,
President.
STEPHEN J. CALDWELL,
JAMES IL. HARLOW,
GEORGE X. MCGAW,
CHARLES X. MCCONkEY,
Directors.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1904-05-06
Trustees Sale.

In pursuance of a decree of the Circuit { ourt
Court for Hartford county, sitting i'll Equity
the subscribers, as trustees, will offer at Pub
lie Auction, ut the Court House door in Bel
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1904-05-06

In the Circuit Court
for
Hartford County.
In Equity.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1904-05-06
EARN.
1876 Acres, More Or Less,

situated in the 18th District of Hartford coun-
tv, whcreon Jeremiah Horn now resides, on
the road from Henry Emerick's to William L..
Rutlcdgc'S containing
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1904-05-06

Laura c. Hopkins and
Thomas Hopkins, her
husband,
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1904-05-06
3.STORY FRAME OFFICE BUILDING.

2L y IOfcct with Slate and Metal Roof This
building contains Il Grain Elevator and the
upper floors are fitted with Storage Bins.
2.STOPY EpAME WApFH0II<E
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1904-05-06

husband,
VS..
William II. Taylor and
Isabella Taylor, his
wife. J. arion Single
ton and Sallic L. Sim
gleton, his wife. Anas-
tasia Reynolds and
NJ a tt h ew Reynolds.
her husband. John w.
Everist, and Frances
Everist his wife, Sue
Derr FildeS and Sam
uel Fildcs, her husband.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-12-13

lies through one OF the most pictures
1ue portions Of the United vsta,es
From where it enters the mountains in
The southwestern corner OF West vlr-
ginia TO the eastern slope Of the Blue
Ridge its course is by the SIDE II a
number of the most beautiful streams
that find their way from the mountains
TO the sea. The Nanawha, the Gauley.
the New Riycr and the Greenbrser are
among the most famous of these wa
ter courses
The f. r " Limited is one of the
finest trains hauled over any railway
track in America. It runs SOLID be-
tween Cincinnati and New York. the
route from Washington being over
the Pennsylvania system 1t has ev.
cry med srn convenience ana appliance
and the dining car service has no SUI
perior il it has an equal. The roadbed
is literally hewed out OF the eternal
rocks. It is ballastod with stone FROM
eiAh 'iAN w tiiN VAHAls the EIEdAtI UOt~
tion is lafd with one-hundred pound
steel rails, and although curves are
numerous in the mountain section, the
ride is as smooth as over western
prairie.
One Of the most delightful rides in
al the route is that through the New
River valley The mountains are just
low enough to be clad- with verdure to
the very top aud in the early spring
evCty variety cf gIeen known to the
mixer of colors eau be seen, while the
tones in autumn take on all the ragse
from brown 10 'tmiet
These facts should be borne in mind
hy he traveller he.ween the eas; AMI
the wet
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-12-13
No Mere SUFFERING.

If you are troubled with Indigestion
get hottie OF kodol Dyspepsia Cure
and see how quickly Il VIII cure you,
Geo. A. Thompson, of Spencer. Ia,
says Have had Dyspepsia for TWEEN
ty years My case was almost hope
less. Kodol Dysper sia cure was rec
ummendei aud I used Few hotties
of it and it is the only thing that has
relieved me. Would not DC without
It. Have doctored with local physi-
clans and also at Chicago, and even
went to Norway with hopes Of getting
some relief. but Kodol Dyspepsia Cure
is the only remedy that has done me
any good, and heartily recommend It.
El cry person suffering with indiges
tion or dyspepsia should use It," Sold
by c. r. Renfro
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-12-13
CITIZENSHIP PAeooNs.
Bunch of convicts viii Celebrate
Christmas Freedom.

Governor Fereuson yesterday lssuel
the following citizenship parions 20
Oklahoma prisoners in lhe penitend
airy at Lansing. Kansas
j. B. Smith. serving two years for
burglary.
Mathew AcC,osk'y, serving ? years
for mnnslaashter in the arst degree IN
KingfsheT county.
George Van Cr0lin serving two
years for burglary second degree in
Kay county
Fred Devaney. serving one year for
forgery in Kay county.
Frank Scott serving one year for
forgery. second degree in Kay county,
Prank Mooley serving TWO years for
larceny OF domestic animals in Caddo
comsy.
Fred Kelley, serving two years for
mrglary ia the second degree ia Kay
county
G. n Calhoun, serving ave wears for
attempt to shoot 10 inilre, in Tavnee
county.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-12-13

HhNDlgRAFI > AND MRhFiNNEs
In a recent essay on the modern
American hor.e Professor Patten, a
leading PENNSYLVANIA economist, de-
plrred he enests OF certain features
OF the changed industrial conditions.
The home Is no. what il used to be.
uor is Tho American wife what she
used to be And accor ling TO Prof.
patten. incse differences are tespon-
sihle for late marriages OF he prefer
ence Of so many men Of nioderat 2
means for the state of single blessed
ness
when wives we're an economic help.
St is explained mon were glad 10
marry young. IN the earlier period Of
the countrys life many productive in
dusifes were distinctly classified as
ma. .sied women's work and the wife
was placed at once in The current Of
production Now she is a non -Drc-
ducer except in the limited sense OF
saving some part Of the husbands in-
ccmc. She must by ner chicken.
not raise it. she must buy her huiter.
not ohurn it buy her ca-pet not
weqye &c." she can do no "eainful
work at homo and she would incur
censure aud loss Of caste we're she to
cross the street and seek emrloyn chi
m the dairy store
MerelY remarking that Prot Pat.
TENS observations apply to urban nut
not to rural homes. Il is interesting to
note the coinciaence that simultan.
eously with the publication Of his
gloomy article the federal bur eau of
labor gave MS IN its bulletin a study by
Prof. Max West Of Columbia entitled
"The Revival Of Handicrau In Ameri-
ca" Or. West shows tnot efforts have
neen made in New England and in the
South to revive the domestic textile
industry. There is apparent steady
increasing demand for hand-woven
fabrics notwithsiarGing their relative.
" high cost 1he arts AM crafts move
ment IS a considerable factor in this
revival Economically. nr. West says.
Il IS important as a means OF proviG-
ing eFnrloyme't mt only for those liv-
ing II rnrtl dis ricts AMI having little
10 occupy their time in winter months,
but also for those in cities who can
not snpport thealsels yes at more dif-
fcult tasks
The details Of the article can not be
reproduced here. ',at Il may be said in
a general way that they undoubtedly
point to real IL modest revival large
ly but not wholly undor artistic. edu-
cational and beneyolert inspiration.
Of tn production Of domestic fabrics
~ time tlis may react on marriage
aHl he home IN ways not forseen
either by the pcss,mistic Pennsyl.
yanla economist or by the friends OF
the hardicrafts threatened by the
great industry"
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-12-13

For long time the people OF Cleve-
land have objected 10 the habit the
general public has had of referring &c
that city as cleveland. Ohio" rhe
Cleyelande:s have proufiy Insisted
since theirs has become the largest
city in he state, that It is foolish on,
the part Of the public and the news
papers 70 keep referring to It as
"CleN eland. Ohio" while Cincinnati is
spoken Of merely as people speak Of
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-12-13
Floht VIII Be bitter.

Those who win persist in closing
their ears AGAINST the continual rec
onmendation of DR. Kings New Dis
covery for Consumption. VIII have a
long and bitter fight with their trou-
bles. If no ended earlier by fatal term
ination. Read what T. r. Reall OF
Beall. Miss. has to say; last fall
my wife had every symptom Of con
sumption She took Or. Kings New
Discovery after eN erything else had
failed. Improvement came at once
and four bottles entirely cured her"
Guaranteed by all druggists. Price,
soc and 81 90. Trial bottles free.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-12-13
CLAIMS AmotNr TO s,4,2Oc.
o. q. Stanton Proprietor Of
the Lee Hotel.


Special to Daily Leader.
Oklahoma City, okla, Dec 12.--New
suits hled yesterday against O. b.
Stanton. proprietor OF the Lee hotel,
show ciairls for Indebtedness as fol-
lows: Hirsoh & Co, 500; II Wolf
& Son, $414G5 V. A. Rankin. $40;
Chesapeake Commission Co, s14S:
q. A Jefters, $40q. This makes the
aggregate claims against the hostelry
to date exceed Sl4,20o
The appraiseinent Of the hotel furn-
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-12-13
(First published in the Daily Leader
r,,,,.,.1. 80 90 ronf,

fcelnhef ~, l9t4.)
Application for Liquor License.
Territory'of Oklahoma, Logan County
SIS.
Notice is hereby given that
James l.. Johnson
has this day fled in the Office OF tht
County Clerk. in and for said County
his petition. asking that license bt
granted him to sell at retail, malt
spirituous and vinous liquors on
Lots ard ) block 27, Fourth ward.
New Marshall o. r., in said County
and Ter, itory.
II nc protest be- fled IN or before
December -, 1904.
his petition viii be granted an
license issued.
Witness mn hand and the seal q
said Cotnty hereto All, ed this
18th dav Of pecehber 1904
(SEAL.)
I. J. C. Johnscn,
County CLERK.
BY J. N. Burnett, Deputy.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-12-13
LEFT FOR GEORGIA
v. N Jones Res~ives Telegram that
His Father Is Very Sex.

u NJ. Jones received telegram this
morning from his former home in
Social Circle Georgia stating that his
fatLer Is very SILK Nj. Jones left this
afternoon and viii be gone for an in.
definite period
Mr. Jones has turned his general
legal practice over 10 Attorney John
Deyereux, temporarily, and al matters
10 the A. G Jcnes estate
win be attended TO by A. H. Huston,
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-12-13

Mr.. Lawson Of boston. has shown
that the Wall street market can be-
knocked cut by advertising No
doubt good. skillful advertising would
serve TO strengthen the market. too.
Let the bulls and bears fght It out in
tho advertising columns and give the
public q chance 70 see how Il Is done.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-12-13

The ozar has decided not to permit
the Baltic squadron to go to The Far
East. Evidently Nicholas sees no
reason why ne shou'd push his sailors
into the jaws Of death when there is
To be no profit in il for him.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-12-13

In keeping with their record for
politenegs and courtesy. the Japs are
giving the commanders OF the battlc-
ships at Port Arthur their choice be.
tween being sunk or blown nn.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-12-13

Braddock Pa, is without funds to
maintain its SO '.ooc Carnegie library
and does not feel Justified az this time
in asking Mr. Carnegie tc sign any
notes that might he used for raising
the desired cash
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-12-13

The Socialists claim 20 have elect
ed the governor OF Massachusetts. and
It IS understood that he proposes to
reward them by giving them iobs-in
his shoe faotorv.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-12-13

The clerk OF the Rothschilds who
got away with s5.Coo.O coo probably just
wanted 10 show that no had fi1ancial
ahility which should be rewarded by
making. him memher Of The firm.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-12-13

Mike ravlor serving one year for
larceny in Oklahoma county
Ralph Rector serving i've years for
assault TO raTe IN Woods county.
Lee Truett serving two years for
larccnv oc domestic animals IN Greer
county.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-12-13

Bripht eyes are an infallibie index
to youth windows from which Cupid
shoots his arrows. HOLSTERS Rocky
Mountain Tea makes bright eyes. rosy
cheeks. 35 cents. rea OF Tablets
Ask yonr druggist
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-12-13

Professor Alexander Graham Bel
thinks he has solved the aerial nav
cation problem. II is to be hoped that
he has at least provided himself with a
feather bed upon which to fall
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-12-13

a Cleveland girl has gone crazy over
the Chadwick Gaze. Several Cleveland
men appear TO have t,he that some
time ago
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-12-13

New York, Chicago ami Boston PEI
haps Mrs. Chadwick has simply been
doing what she could in her poog. weak
way to make Cleveland so prominent
that the public mieht at last be will
ing 10 drop the "OhiO7 tag.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-12-13
No,arial Commissions.

The following n0tarial commissions
We're ISSUED today tv Secretary Vm.
Crimes
&. Lewis Temple If Watorga
r. j Nance of Clinton.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-12-13

ishings, fixtures and appWrtenances
was commenced yesterday and the
hotel is now out Il business entirely
fer the time being.
There was movement on foot TO
organize a local stock company To re-
open the hotel and conduct same along
modern lines and under good manage
ment
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-12-13

There is loud can for teachers in
the Philippines. One trouble with the
Philippines IS the scarcity Of marriage.
able ~hite men over there.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-12-13

II is proposed 20 dramatize the
Chadwick case. President BeclSwith
% that Ohio Tank. should he cast for
the rcle Of The baby.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-12-13

Women arc not permitted to attend
the second trial of Nav Patterson.
How can This be a merry Yuletide for
she poor .hinas who are turNed away?
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-12-13

n must be gratifying to NJ Carnc-
gle TO k,ow that his name is still good
at the banks
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-12-13

Mr.. Iri Reynolds of Cleveland should
not neglect 60 keep at least one sheet
Of that brown paper as "a souvenir
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-12-13

The car proposes to send another
squadron to Port Arthur, and the Japs
are ohligingly making plenty OF room
for II in the harlor.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-12-13

Among he, other securities Of value,
Mrs Chadwich nay now point TO the
doublc-lcckcd doors of the ronibs.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-12-13

Theatro-g)ors would enjoy it If the
actors showed as much advancement,
in their art as the stage carpenters do
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-12-13

Happiness must be founded on health.
Where there is III health there will
surely be unhappiness. The happiness
Of many a home has received its down
fall at the table, spread with rich and
dainty foods The FIRST symptoms of
disease Of the stomach are ignored as
being disagreeable but not dangerous
Presently dy spepsia or sOuue other form
of disease fastens on the stomach
AZ any stage Or. Pierce's Golden Med
icai Discovery will cure diseases of the
stomach and other organs Of digestion
and nutrition But the cure is quicker
IL the Discovery is used in the
earlier stages Of disease II YOU have
any symptoms of diseased stomach
use Golden Medical Discovery" ard
be cured
fsel that I would be doing an injustice b
case writes Mrs David w Cuice Of Hamburg
Franklin Co Miss r I had liver complain, and
indigestion Everything that I ate disagreed
with me suffered all the time with swim
ming ia my head heart beat too fast my feet
well at all Was able 10 get about but very
little. I commenced TO use Dr Piercc's Golden
Medical Discovery aud Pleasant Pellets in
May. 1911 and hy December could begin 10 get
about very well Have been doing my work
ever since Feel better than have ior several
years
DR. Pierce's Common Sense Medical
Adviser paper covers, is sent free on
receipt of p oue-cent stamps to pay
expense of mailing OHfy Address DR..
r. V Pier.e. Buffalo n Y.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-12-13

The treasury deficit Is now only
$50 900. 900, but the congress is pledged
to the policy Of expansion
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-12-13

Don't wait tin Thursday to secure
your tickets for Walker Whiteside, -
get them today
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-12-13
FAST FLYING vIRelNlAN.

Through the Old Dominion.
The route of the Chesapeake q OHIO
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-02-06
NOTHING LIKE IT.

''There is nothing" said the philoso-
pher, that will so stimulate a mans
sense of justice as to have some one
owe him money"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-02-06
A Crusty Bache
Ior's View.

Fri e n d-B u t
why do you prefer
q. married clerk to
a single one?
S e ii e r S The
former is not in
such a hurry to
get home in the
evening.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-02-06
Record Breaker.

81 was in an ell
evator once that
fell fifteen stories
to the basement"
Dear mel How
did it feel %
81 was never SC
taken down in
my life"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-02-06

WHAT WOMEN LIKE.
He-I love you, darling. more than
words can utter.
She-Utter them just the same, Har-
ry. like to hear as much as I can.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-02-06
Sold Again.

Mr.. Keep Cash
Did you write
that man who ad-
vertises to show
people how to
make a dessert
without milk and
have it richer?
Mrs. Cash-Yes,
and sent him the
dollar.
What did he
reply ?"
use cream"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-02-06
Even the Boarder
Will Turn.

Mrs. Lowdiet, "
meekly muttered
the hitherto pa
tient boarder, 81
can stand hash
every day without
a murmur, but
when you put raj
sins in it and call
it mince pie ]
draw the line"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-02-06
He Lies Awake.

Bill I'm the
greatest hand for
d dreaming fish sto-
riesi
Jill That is
pro b a bly, wha t
makes you lie
awake so much.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-02-06
The TeIItaIe Me-

Mother" asked
the fair daughter
of the house, with
a frown, 'how is
it that father al
ways knows when
my company stays
late? He goes to
bed at g."
Your ia th e I
watches the gas
meter, dear. 1t is
as good as a chro-
nometer to him.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-02-06
Selling a Bird.

Old Lady-Does
this parrot use
any bad language d?
Bird Dealer =
Nom; but he's a
young bird and
easy taught.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-02-06
And Then Have 1t
typewriter.

'T have under
stood" said the
friendly critic, I'M
folding a volumi-
nous manuscript,
that poets have a
shrinking nature"
ST can testify to
the truth of that, :"
replied the bard.
'Well, I don't
want to impose
on friendship, but
it would be a
great favor if you
would shrink this
up into about four
stanzas before I
read it."