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The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-07-01
Strong Lanouaue.

Fredericksburg, Ind, June 2O.-Rev.
EnOch P. Stevens Of this place uses
strong language in speaking Of DOdd's
Kidney Pills and he gives good rea-
sons for what he says:
q can't praise DOdd's Kidney Pills
too much says Mr. Stevens. They
have done me so much good. I was
troubled with my kidneys 50 much
that had to get up two or three times
in the night and sometimes in the
day when starting to the waterhOuse
the water would come from me before
getting there. Two boxes of DOdd's
Kidney Pills cured me entirely.
= have recommended DOdd's Kid
ney Pills to many people and have
never yet heard Of a failure. DOdd's
Kidney Pills are the things for kid
ney disease and rheumatism"
Dodd's Kidney Pills always cure
the kidneys Good kidneys ensure
pure. blood Pure blood means good
health
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-07-01
His Letter.

When Willie Blank was at the sea
shore last summer his father wrote
TO him frequently, and in each Letter
inclOsed ten cents or a quarter to add
10 the little lads pleasure Willie was
no letter-writer. but one day he man
aged to compose the following con-
prehensive epistle, which he sent TO
his father
-Deare Papa got all your letters
and you have put some mummy in each
one Of them Please write oftener
Your living son. William"
June Woman,s Home Companio.L
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-07-01
In CHICAGO.

Ex-senator Billy Mason says that
a friend Of his in Chicago was recent
" showing an acquaintance from the
East through his art gallery.
You have some pretty fine paint
ings here" remarked the Eastern
man. Il especially like those old por-
traits presume they were handed
down TO you by your ancestors he
added, by way of a gentle Jolly"
Ancestors nOthingi" exclaimed the
Chicago man. taking the matter seri-
Ously- they were handed down to
ne BY an auctiOneeri"- Won
ans Home Companion.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-07-01

Story Publishing Company.
he seemed to be cumming nightly
with the circus fOIk-he went in and
out at pleasure, sat for brief whiles
where he chose, and guyed the clown
with a familiar ease really astound-
ing
Bee sat dreaming all through the
performance, waiting for something
she did not know what. Her heart
sank as the family party filed out Of
the tent, and still she had no sign
from Bud. She thought her father
was going straight home. That was
Squire Jacks intentiOn-but he had
traded horses three times that day,
getting boot and a better horse every
time, so he was in the humOr for
any sort of pleasant extravaganza.
When he heard the ringmaster shout
ing from his perch on a gay wagon,
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-07-01

Squire jack Looks like your a-chas-
in Bud Bean He's Jest about two
minutes ahead Bee, who was pale
and pretty, with dreamy meek blue
eye, smiled hOPefully-it was a good
omen, Buds getting thus ahead Of
Pap. He had sent her a message the
night before, mysterious as il was
laconic, "Jump-but don't hOller when
you hear the lion roar. it ran Bee
did not in the least understand it
but then it was not for her 10 under
stand things-she meant always 70
leave that to Bud
SIN she could not help Specializing
on il, when she vas safe in her -sat
inside the tent and had seen Bud 90
past twice OF three times without 90
much IS looking her va Snrnshov
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-07-01

Dean Russell Of the Teachers col
Iege has had a new honorary degree
thrust upon him BY a eockney serving
maid in his employ. She was show
ing his gown to a visitor the other
dsy- Taking it down from the place
where It hung. she turned it about to
display ali Of its points. aud exelaim-
ed with the ring Of intense pride IN
her tones
That's the robe he wore when he
took his Hell. Hell. Dee New York
Commercial
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-07-01
woman's wise use of Money.

A Long Island City school teacher,
who has fallen heir to 100000. an
nOunces that she will continue 70
teach and hopes to be more efficient
than before
In fact, my money viii help me in
my work" she says, and 1 shall
spend some Of 1t for that purpose.
am going to build a nice little home
with part Of the money, where I can
be handy TO the school and give more
time to it than have given previous
""
Wise wOmanI Nine people out Of
ten would allow sudden acquisition Of
riches to end their usefulness.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-07-01
S1nO -. So.

ne readers Of this paper ilI be pleased % Ian
- been abe 70 cure n an rs stage and that is
Cararrh- Hairs Catarrh Cure O. the only poGitire
cure row known 20 the medical frater1ltT- Clt1rr1
beng 4 cuusrftutIonal ffse1Ee. requires cu1sritu-
rionsl treatment HaIfE Cararrh Cure = taken In
fer1afT sctine directly uPon the blood ana mucous
surfaces o. the system. thereby ceEt1oTlnE the
Foundation q the disease. and giving the patient
Erreth hT building the Constitution and assist
fnz nature in doing It's work The proprieors have
90 mach faith fts curative powers that they oneE
one Hundred Dollars for any case that u 11ils q
cure. send for list Of teEttmo1ials,
AddreEs p j. CHENEY a CO. TOiedo- O.
sod BY all DruEEists- sc
TIC laITs FansllY PlIls Tor conEtipatlon-
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-07-01
HE DID THE REST.

Magistrate was no reason
for you to assault this man and break
his camera because he tried to take
snapshot Of you What else did he
do!
PrisOner-Nothin, your honor. He
pressed the button and I did the rest.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-07-01
HIGH FINANCE

Hes a splendid fnancier, they
say"
Yes, indeed. Why, he can manipu-
late the assets Of a corporation in
which you are interested so cleverIy
that you continue to feel grateful
toward him when you wake up and
ind you have lost everything
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-07-01
ENTIRELY nIFFERENT

Billings hear you have been Op-
Grating on the stock market.
Lambkin-Mistake ali mistake 1
thought 1 was operating on the mar
ket. but it turned out that some Of the
fellows there were operating on me
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-07-01

After toiling ten years at the wash
Tub to support a worthless husband an
Ohio woman sued a railroad company
because it let one Of the trains run over
him
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-07-01
InsIst Ia Gettinu ne.

Some grocers say they don't keep
Defiance Starch because they have q
stock in hand Of u o. brands, which
they know cannot be sold to a custO-
mer who has once used the Is o.
pkg. Defiance Starch for same money.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-07-01
80 VaIuabIe Invention.

Andrew Beard. a negro who has
worked in the machine shops Of the
Louisville and Nashville Railroad
Company in Birmingham. Ala, for
twenty years, has Just sold a patent
for q car coupler Of his own invention
for 100000 In addition he IS to get
a. royalty on every coupler made on
his model for seventeen years
All women are made Of glass % the
r.-~ -ou-r nan
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-07-01

Tom Cat the lunch cOunter)-Pretty
tough dOughnUts these
Dick-One good thing about them,
though
Tom-9nd what's that, for heavens
Sake2
Dick-The hOle-that part you don't
have to chew, you know
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-07-01
AN ATTENTIVE HUSBAND.

els your seat comfortable dear2" he
asked when they had got settled in the
theatre.
yes, it is very nice" said the wife,
smiling pleasantly
Feel any draught, dear?"
Not a particle"
No big hats in front Of you, dear?"
Not one"
No posts in the way2"
Then change seats with me- dear"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-07-01

4 don't know about a Growing
hen says the Manayunk Philosopher,
but a whistling girl can't stop q troll
ley car.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-07-01

Piso's Cure cannot be too highly spoken Of as
q cough cure--J- W o BRIEE, 50 Third Ave
n, Minneapolis, MINI, Jan c. 1904
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-07-01

WASTED--A thousand liberated sore LEGS 70 cure,
No paw until cured Home treatment No deten-
ton from employment Treatment lasts from four
TO eight weeks No cure pay. Write to-day.
Van Week Gland Remedy Co. Kansas CITY. No
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-07-01

tn servant problem is not only how
to keep those you want. but to get rid
Of those you don't want
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-07-01

No chromos or cheap premiums. but
a better quality and One-third more
Of Defiance Starch for the same price
Of other starches-
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-07-01

The fellow who refuses to mind his
own business soon finds that he hasn't
any to mind
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-07-01

Old bachelors in India are indeed for
tunate- Widows are not permitted 10
marry again.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-07-01

There are but few brands OF cabbage
yet there are innumeTable brands of
cigars.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-07-01

Our respect for gray hairs ceases
when We find them in the boarding
house butter
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-07-01

A rich man wears old clothes because
he can aHord to and a poor man wears
me clothes because he can't
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-07-01

If you wish beautiful. clear. white clothes
use Red Cross BAH Blue. Large o.
package. ; cents
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-07-01
Tboee Who Have Tried Il

will use no other Defiance Cold Wa
ter Starch has no equal in Quantity
or OuaIity-16 or for 10 cents Other
brands contain only u o.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-07-01

Superior quality and extra quantity
must win This is why Defiance Starch
IS taking the place OF all others
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-07-01

1t is no harm for. a man to think ?
woman is older than she says. provided
he doesn't think out loud
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-07-01
More Flexible and Lasting.

won't shake out or blow out: by using
Defiance Starch you obtain better re-
suits than possible with any other
brand and one-third more for same
money.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-07-01

I'm afraid that boy Of mine will kill
himself by OverOwrk"
-OverwOrkI 1 didn't think he ever
worked"
ooh. refer to mental, not phyical
work He overowTks his brain trying
10 find excuses for not doing anything
he doesn't care about"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-07-01

EgPa rermznentIy cured ITS Nervousness aftaF
> arsr days OF hlues Great Nerve tiescoF
e. Ssndfor FREE - 90 trlal bottle and treatises
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-07-01

Boys learn many things in college
which can be very useful to them if
they never try tC use them
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-07-01

WHY he REMAINED AT HOME.
Model Husband (bOastfully)
gentlemen, I've been married ten years
and never spent a night away from
home yet.
Doubling Thomas-Large and inter
esting family, eL2
Only three Of Us"
Have one child, eh 3"
No, the cthaf is my wife's mother. y
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-07-01

When It comes to making love to a
widow no man is capable Of going the
limit.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-07-01
- ExPLANATIoN-

"IznOFance, . remarked young Sap
head. they say is bliss
That" replied Miss Caustique, nc
counts for il, Z imagine"
Accounts Tor what7" Queried The
youth
Your apparent blissfulness." she
replied
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-07-01

NsuFasthenia, IocomotoF-AtaTia, CTehnismI
lETzsdema and any diseases OF are some OF the
uaalEdfes cured By Van Week Gland Remedies New
sEes taken daily all Nebraska Il you are sick
write 70 or n you desire position as state OF
County manager traveller. let us hear from you
TnS VLECK GLAND EEEEDT Co. kansas City, No
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-07-01
A widow lived in a Russian town

n MluO" ANeu III q AhuSSLaA lO"A
Surrounded by high grass;
She had three sons. tire neTvy ones,
Each worth his weight in brass
When Japan got gay, she sent them
away
To answer the Czarsky's call
Said she. I yearusky for their re-
tuTnsky.'
But the didn't return at all
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-07-01
ARE YOUR CLOTHES FADED7

Use Red Cross Ball Blue and make them
white again Large o. package, cents.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-07-01

EErz. EFln1i04-z Sooshinx syru1.
117-o1, a-is5s pan carss E1ld ooii1 cabottis.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-07-01
Imnortant te Methers.

EEsmine carefully every bottle OF CASToRIA,
e safe and sure remedy for infants snd children,
and see that It
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1904-12-09
A COLD BATH.
Express Team Driven by Nate Church
Made wild Plunge into River.

In tam orivrn ~ y ite Church on
h's dtdy and xnress line bec.me fright
ened 9 'nrdav Z reDOoa and made IA
dush tot CITE riv r lie vas al the Ann
A. 10. irlsIt housa 20 tue TN b. and
was just about 60 get onto the dray
hen they started They ran south on
Wright street and at the railroad
crossing dumped off aplate glass mirror,
writing desk aud trunk, keeping
straight down the road toward the
river When Mate arrived at the river
bank all he could see Of his team was
their heads sticking mp through the ic9.
With the assistance OF the crowd which
had been attracted by the runaway, his
horses aud dray were extracted with
much difficulty from the mud and ice
rot much the worse for their fright
and cola bath. They received "a few
cuts about the legs but otherwise are a.
good a. ever. Nate took AN cptomi-tic
view of the III ny aud SAID nc might
have been worse.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1904-12-09
Marshall Base Bali Captain.

At meeting of last years base ball
men, captain was elected for the
approaching season. NJ. Leroy Marsh II
Of Marengo, Ill. receiving the c'vet' d
position Marshall h i- been ON tn
base bill squad for two seasons aud hoids
down tnird base For his diligenr work
on the toam heretofore, aud fer his en-
thusiastic support of this somewhat
neglected phase Of Alma's athletics, he
was unanimously chosen by his team
mates for captain. He is perhaps the
best all-around athlete IN college. hav-
ing won honors In base ball, foot ball,
basket ball track work. and wrestling.
He weighs $50 pounds AMI Is six foot
tall.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1904-12-09
INDIANS INTERPRET VISIONS
Red Men Give Queer Solutions for
Visions-Flying Taken to
Mean Short Life.

According 20 Charles Gibson this is
the Interpretation Indians give 20 GER
tain dreams. III You are young man or
woman and dream Of flying # is sure
sign YOU are short-iyed and it is time
YOU We're preparing your business TO do
your flying at some other place. Ii you
dream of flying among the housetops or
just above you Will reach the 90 or 60
notch If YOU dream that YOU are away
above the tree'ops, then YOU are good TO
live up into the ninetios. and If YOU
dream that YOU are humping the stars
with your gourd-head. then you will
reach the century-notch. To dream
that You are solid with a black-eyed
beauty is a sure sign that you will kill
a fine buck deer before you sleep again
To dream OF blood means also meat in
the pot. To dream of your would-be
mother-in-law breaking a bow over
your head is a sure sign that you will not
be her dear beloved son-in-law If you
dream Of eating sofky with a deceased
friend. make your will before another
sun goes down.
NO" said the son. who had so lately
teen boy. Il have no news to give
her. but | am going to get news for
her"
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1904-12-09
christmasIand New Years Holiday.

Pere Marquette agents will sell tickets
u rate one and one third fare for the
round trip.
ID ues OF sale December %. "a. 25 26
nd 81. 1904, and January | and 2, 1905.
Return limit January 4. 2905. Ask
agents. III. r. MoELLER. q. Z. A
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-06-10
BROUTHERs IN BASEBALL
Famous First-Baseman is Making
Long Hits Again.

Dan Brouthers, the old famous first
baseman, is back into the game again
and is playing with the Poughkeepsie
team of the Hudson River league. 1t
is largely through his stick work that
his team is at the head of the list.
Broutherss home is at Matteawan, n.
Y, near Poughkeepsie. Dan is only
4S years old and he Is youngster COM
pared with Jim OINourke and Roger
Connor. Brouthers made his profess
sional debut with the Buffalo team in
1880 and remained with that team until
1886. when he was sold to Detroit
along with such famous players as Jim
White, Harry Rowe and Hardie Rich
ardson. Brouthers was with the Orioles
of Baltimore in 1894 and 1895 and at
the old Union park ground there he
made one of the longest hits ever regis,
tered in base ball annals.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-06-10
NOTABLE BASEBALL
GAMES in SEVENTIES

The year 1870 saw baseball well es-
tablished and deserving its title or
national game or the amateur clubs,
the Harvard University team was one
of the strongest. virtually defeating
the famous Red Stockings in one game
The score stood seventeen TO twelve
in Harvard's favor at the beginning
of the ninth inning. and with two
Reds out, Goodwin. the Harvard
pitcher, was hit by a batted ball and
injured He recovered sufficiently to
pitch the game out and then tainted
the Reds, meanwhile, piling up eight
runs and winning The game was
played in Cincinnati. Imagine a Har-
ward team OF to-day going so far from
home to play a professional club.
That year the Cambridge small boy
looked upon Archie Bush and his
players as occupying positions Of honor
several points higher than the Presi-
dent of the United States and his
cabinet
Another notable achievement of a
Harvard nine was the twenty four
inning and no run game in 1877,
with the Manchester IN. H. club. In
this game, catcher Tying, of the Har
wards (ves, Jim Tying perennial Jim
Tyng), made the unprecedented record
of thirty -one put-outs and three as
sists. While this game was inter
esting and exciting in its early part,
1t grew somewhat monotonous after
the fifteenth inning, owing to the fact
that the dead ball used became pun
ky and the batsmen were unable to
knock 1t outside the diamond. The
pitching OF Ernst amused the spec
tators, however. and think Ernst
must have been the pioneer contortion
pitcher.
1t was customary In those days for
pitcher TO stand erect and deliver
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-06-10

NOT IN 1T
Worcester Will Still Re-
main a Member Of the
League Other Business
Tranacted-NOteS.

New Haven. June 10.-The directors
IL the Connecticut Base Ball assocta-
on held business meeting last even.
liz at the Hotel Garde in this CITY,
i he meeting was called to order at 9:4o
.y Vice President G. j. Danaher OF
Few Haven. The roll was called and
he following directors responded to
heir names: G. J. Danaher, New Ha-
en; w. P. Bristol, Meriden; w. j..
Tracy. Hartford; d. O'Neil, Spring
ED; p. H. Prindiville, Holyoke; 9. +.
humphreys, New London; j. ]. o Don
ell. Worcester; ]. H. O'Rourke, Bridge-
zort.
The discussion regarding the renov-
! of Worcester club was started py
resident Danaher of New Haven, VINO
$ade strong speech for the removal
i the club to some city where It would
hy better. ]. ]. O'Donnell of Worces
Rr stated that Worcester is DESTROYS or
Maintaining its team and that every
RingNis running all right Inat all ol
he players have received their money
nd the management promises the
lam hearty support throughout the
Jason This knocked the plans or
Anaa az the directors in the head, espe"
&aIlv thase who proposed having the
lam 90 to Norwich or Waterbury. IL
LAD stated after the meeting by sew
al az the directors that the matter
zo,1ld probably rest and that the Wor-
ster team would remain In its city
|. the remainder of the season.
president Danaher of New Haven OIL
kred a motion that the fine of 50 i'm !
bsed on Hayward by Umpire Ken
SAtiv for refusing to remove a glove
i6n, his nocket be removed, was al
ost unanimously voted down, the
letting taking the ground that the
hes Of the umpires should be susT
lined.
II was voted that the rule regarding
. playing of double headers should
bt 90 into effect until after July q.
his rule is In regard to the right OF
NV club to force another club to play
ro games one day to make up Tor
Ames postponed or prevented by RAIN.
The resignation of Dan Shannon, SUI
kfintendent of umpires, which was
Andered last night. came up for action,
he resignation was accepted by the
rectors and D. Reardon of Holyoke
his appointed his successor. The list
men eligible as umpires, from when
+ Reardon will choose his regular
hn of umpires for the season was
|epared as follows Charles Kennedy,
artford: Gus Merrick, New Haven;
ephen Lambert, Unionville: Daniel
ScCormiek, Holyoke. and T. J. Finn
Northampton, Mass Mr. Reardon's
oice for his staff will be made later.
HThe next matter before the meeting
hs in regard to the advisability of
opting the guarantee system. 1t was
lied, after some discussion, to adopt
b system. The scale was fixed at $40
game, with the usual so per cent of
gate receipts. A rain guarantee
as fixed at $25, which shall be paid
a team in case it arrives in city.
Il is prevented by rain from playing
tier its arrival.
The meeting adjourned about 11:30,
meet in Hartford, at the New Dom
tel. subject to the call of the secfe-