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Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-10-22
An Extensive Outfit.

The list of the Russian cars rela-
tives Includes a brother, an uncle, four
cousins of the first degree, ten of the
second, thirteen of the third and a
great-uncle- All of these except the
thirteen cousins of the third degree
must be addressed as imperial high
ness" These thirty-three male rela-
tives of the car are great financial
burden to the empire, as each of them
receives an annual income of $3.50, 900.
They moreover own in the aggregate
5000 square miles of land and 325 pal
aces, employing an army of 10000 SER
wants.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-10-22
cure to STAY Cured.

Wapello, Iowa, Oct 10 Especially
One of the most remarkable cures
ever recorded in Louisa County is
that of Mrs Minnie Hart of this place.
Mrs. Hart was in bed for eight months
and when she was able to sit up she
was all drawn up on one side and
could not walk across the room
Dodd's Kidney Pills cured her. Speak
ing of her cure Mrs Hart says:
Yes. Dodd's Kidney Pills cured me
after 1 was in bed for eight months
and / know the cure was complete
for that was three years ago and I
0ve not been down since. In four
weeks from the time l started taking
them l was able to make my garden.
Nobody can know how thankful l am
to be cured or how much / feel l owe
to Dodd's Kidney Pills"
This case again points out how
much the general health depends on
the Kidneys Cure the Kidneys with
Dodd's Kidney Pills and nine-tentts of
the suffering the human family is heir
to, will disappear
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-10-22
RattIesnake seminoIes, Messenger.


Great CONSERVATION was created
among the members of the Seminole
council at Wewoka yesterday, when
a large rattlesnake glided into the
tent where the assemblage was being
addressed by the attorney of the ma
ton, Capt. A. ]. McKennon. Capt. Nc
Kennon was about to kill the snake,
when one of the councilmen stopped
him, explaining in broken English.
Him rattlesnake; he come down to
Seminole council; no other snake do
that. He sent by Great Spirit. He
go South; that mean Mexico. We
must all go Mexico soon"
The captain was told that the rat
tlesnake had long been a messenger
to the Seminole tribe from the Great
Spirit. They told him that just be-
fore their fight with Jackson in the
South. many moons ago, a great rat
tlesnake crawled from the bank of
lake and came into camp. The medi-
cine man assembled and told the
members of the tribe that great trou-
BILE was about to come upon them.
They would have a great fight and, IS
the snake went west, a part of the
tribe would be driven west They
said that the rattlesnake had been
looked upon as a messenger ever
since.-Muskogee correspondence OF
Kansas City journal.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-10-22
Fair Fight and No Favor.

Mrs. Newlyspliced-Look Percy!
There's a horrid hippissaurus fighting
with mother. Why don't you run and
help?
Mr.. Newlyspliced-Oh, it would be
cowardly for both of US to attack the
old lady, The hippissaurus must take
his chances. He shouldn't have begun
it!-Comic Cuts.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-10-22

Every housekeeper should know
that if they will buy Defiance Cold
Water Starch for laundry use they
will save not only time, because it
never sticks to the iron, but because
each package contains 16 Ozone full
pound-while all other Cold Water
Starches are put up in A-pound pack
ages, and the price is the same, 10
cents. Then again because Defiance
Starch is free from all injurious chem
ica1s- If your grocer tries to sell you a
12-oz- package it is because he has
a stock on hand which he wishes TO
dispose of before he puts in Defiance
He knows that Defiance Starch has
printed on every package in large let
tiers and figures "16 ozs." Demand
Defiance and save much time and
money and the annoyance of the iron
sticking. Defiance never sticks.
AS men Of parts actors are not in it
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-10-22

A tall, thin man, deeply 1bronzed,
tiny crowsfeet showing athwart the
tan at the corners of his eyes, his fore
head white when he pushed back his
soft felt hat, leaned over the rail OF a
small pleasure" steamer that made
short trips between Bar Harbor and
Jonesport twice and thrice week
His hand was brown and sinewy.
like himself, and the cigar he held he
dropped overheard as the tiny craft
came in sight of Sidbridge-
Good God''-and there seemed no
SAVIOR of irreverence as the man spoke
the words. and his keen gray eyes
were moist-"not speck of change
not a speckt No railway apparently.
no pier, no anything, after twenty
years. And I've come $4,000 miles
to see you and l find you just as
left you,
"Eh-eh? It's my body that has
grown old, not my heart"
DO you get off here, sir?"
Eyes, purser, and look out for me
on your way back. What a quaint
old place this seems to bel"
The spurser laughed.
'"They say of Sidbridge that no one
ever dies there and no change has
taken place for fifty years or more"
"Ah, it's different on my sidei In
from the other side of the world
Herbert Seaton walked the plank,
the only passenger to alight, leaving
buns and babies behind him, and, car
rying his grip, he went up the main
street, looking keenly from hand to
hand.
The name on the few stores were
familiar to him. He nodded and gave
Good day!' to an old lady summing her
self upon the doorstep, who returned
his greeting with no sign of recogni-
ton.
Behind the coast guards cottage is
a small square. You enter it from the
main street by a narrow passage that
looks like a cul de sac, but it opens
out into tiny quadrangle, where tie
sound of the sea scarcely penetrates-
The houses-all of one pattern
are lime washed and tiled, with green
shutters, and the rust from the hinges
has stained them almost red in
patches.
And the man made his way toward
one with feet that Jagged. The green
shutters, the hall mark of respect2biIi-
ty, hung awry, and their hinges we're
rusted. He turned to the next house
and knocked at the door,
At the house of his quest the front
door swung to and fro
Can you tell me where Mrs. Hay
. garth has moved TOP"
81 have never heard the name, sir
did not Mrs Haygarth-her name
was Radford before her marriage
come here to live on her wedding
day."
'-Radford is a common name here.
sir. There are three Margaret Rad
fords in the parish now"
But the Margaret l mean married
the New York broker twenty years
ago"
That is long before my time, sir.
But the broker, l have heard. was
killed on his wedding day"
Give me the address of these Mar
garet Radfords- I've been clean awa.'
for many years"
The Yankee speech slipped back to
the mans tongue, and the young wom-
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-10-22
Little TOGO.

Admiral Togo, the japanese naval
commander, is a little marshall
even among his countrymeH- He is
about Sc years of age, with coalblack
hair standing straight up from his
head, expressionless eyes, prominent
cheek bones and a powerful jaw re-
lieved> by an imperial. Always unim-
passioned, he gazes as steadily at the
flight of a passing bird as he did ten
years ago on the sinking OF the Kow
shfhg and the sending of 1000 human
beings to a watery grave, an event
which awoke the world to the rising
of . ne wStar In the Far East
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-10-22

but your dog license has been paid
for this year." said the department
clerk
Strange" remarked the forgetful
man. I'm sure this string around my
finger was to remind me to come here
for my license
wife, Or"
My wife? Oh, that's it, 1t was my
marriage license / was to get to-day"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-10-22
M. cJeveIand,s Fad.

Mrs. Grover Cleveland has become
an expert in photography and the fas-
cinating occupation is her chief diver
SION In her beautiful home. West
land, Princeton, she has a complete
equipment and the finish of her PIC
lures shows how painstaking she has
been in studying the use of the camera
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-10-22
He Was BeIted.

Nell-So she actually refused Lord
NOkaShi
Belle-Well, no; I believe her father
did the refusing for her.
Nell-And he was a belted earl,
too
Belief don't know that he was un-
til he interviewed her father. Then he
got it all right.-Catholic Standard
and Times.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-10-22
Which?

A very loquacious lady asked a
friend what position he would give
her were she a man
I'D make you superintendent OF a
deaf-and-dumb asylum" was his reply
"Why?"
Because either the inmates would
'..s,n to talk, or you to keep silent"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-10-22
Insist on GETTING Il,

Some grocers say they don't keep
Defiance Starch This is because they
have a stock on hand Of other brands
containing only IL OF In a package,
which they won't be able to sell first.
because Defiance contains 16 OF. for
the same money.
Do you want 16 OF. instead of IL or
for same money? Then buy Defiance
Starch. Requires no cooking.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-10-22
underfed chiIdrea

There are liz, 900 underfed children
In the city of London. This, according
to Dr. Eicholz, who makes out a
strong case in defense of the state
ment that there is physical deteriora-
ton In England.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-10-22
Isn't That ThouohtfuI.

Tess-She used to say she didn't
care how homely a man might be il
Ae were only thoughtful
Jess-Well. that's the kind she got
for a husband.
Tess-Why. I heard he was any.
thing but thoughtful.
Jess-He's full of thoughts for him.
self.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-10-22

The mother-in-law joke dates back
to Solomon. who had a thousand
wives.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-10-22
For the Boarders.

GLOW much are those fish," asked
the woman who was just starting a
boarding house.
Twelve cents a pound" replied the
huckster. They're butter fish"
"Too muchi Haven't you-er-any
oleomargarine fish" - Philadelphia
Ledger.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-10-22
So Convenient.

Mrs. Urban-How you must enjoy
living in the country I suppose you
can get all the fresh fruit and vege-
tables you want
Mrs Annex-Oh, yes Such a nice
pedler comes out from the city three
times a week-Brookiyn Life.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-10-22

When a girl treats a man as if she
were very much interested in him, it
is sign she isn't.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-10-22

The fellow who is looking for trouble
heeds neither a search warrant nor a
kit of burglars tools
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-10-22
Why Ii Is the Best

L. because made by an entirely differ
emit process. Defiance Starch is un-
like any other, better and one-third
more for 10 cents.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-10-22
Commended.

~Mr. BliggiRs says he is a self-made
man."
That is one good trait about Mr..
Bfggins," answered Miss Cayenne:
when he is to blame he owns mp to
n
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-10-22

Piso's Cure cannot be too highly spoken of as
cough cure.-J- w O'BRIEN, 322 Third Ava
N. Minneapolis, Mimi, Jan. 6. 1900.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-10-22

All Up-to-Date Housekeepers
use Defiance Cold Water Starch be-
cause it is better. and OF. more OF IL
for same money.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-10-22

The cup that cheers the honeybee is
the buttercup.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-10-22

Nell-HisH conversation is so pol
ished- Believes, SO polished that it
has no point.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-10-22
Natural Deduction.

City Editor-Well, did you get an
interview from Mrs Blank on the SUBJ
Ject?
I New Reporter-No, sir I saw the
lady, but she refused to talk.
City Editor-Indeed, When did she
die?
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-10-22

Mrs. Wfnslow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teething, softens the gums. reduces IN
hammaton. allays pain, wind collie 25c botsaa
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-10-22

Murine Eye Remedy cures sore eyes,
makes weak eyes strong All druggists, SOC.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-10-22
Defiance Starch

should be in every household, none SO
good, besides o. more for 10 cents
than any other brand Of cold water
starch.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-10-22

Some men remind one of a birds
eye view of the real thing.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-10-22

No matter how rich a man is, he
suspects the probity of everybody who
is richer
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-10-22

Two are needed to start a quarrel
but one can stop it.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-10-22

"DysPepsia Tormented Me for Years DR..
David Kennedys Favorite Remedy cured c.
s. Dougherty Ailiville N J. Used s1oo.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-10-22
Calumet
Baking
Powder

a wonderful powder OF raro
merit and unrivaIed strength.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-10-22

EITG permanently cured No nervousness <fter
nrst days use OF Dr. KIne's Nerve Restor.
er SEND for FIR EE Sc 90 trial and treatise.
OH- D. d KLINE, Ltd, 93I Arch Street. Pa
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-10-22

Some men-usually men who can
not afford them-are crazy to give
tips.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-10-22
Motto for Success,

This motto is displayed in a Boston
downtown desk: THE elevator to sue
cess is generally stuck: try the stairs-.
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Sworn to before me
ence, this 9Th day of De
! m..H1Ls
( SEAL


Halrs Catarrh Cure Is taken internally acts
directly on tie blood and mucous surfaces of the
system Send for testimonials free
F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by all Druggists 75c
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-10-22

At any rate the shoe trust cannot be
referred to as a sole-less corporation.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-10-22
WHAT ROME THINKS
THE PoPE'S PHYSICIAN EN-
DORSES AN AMERICAN
REMEDY.

Or. lapponi Uses Or. williams Pink
Pills In His Practice Because Re-
suits Meet His Expectations.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-10-22

STATE OF L oG.e' e S5Ty or TOLEDO IS.
FRAxK j. CHENEY makes oath that he IN senior
partner OF the firm of F. j. CHENEY & Co., doing
business in the City CT Toledo, County and State
aforesaid, and that r1n viii paw the sum OF
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every
case of CArAKRH that cannot be cured by the Of
Halls CATARRH CURE.
FRANK j. CHENEY.
Sworn to before and subscribed In nv pres
ence, this 6th day of December, a. D. 1856
49, A w. GLEASON,
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-10-22

to the Vatican, whose name has re-
Gently come so greatly to the front
on account of his unremitting atten-
ton to His Holiness, the late Pope
Leo Kill, and the high esteem and
confidence with which he is regarded
by the present Pope, His Holiness,
Piux X, Is man of commanding
genius He is more than a mere man
of science; he is a man Of original
and Independent mind. Untrammeled
by the etiquette" of the medical pro-
fession. and having used Dr. Williams
Pink Pills for Pale People in his prac-
tice with good results. he freely avows
the facts and endorses the value of
this remedy with an authority which
no one will venture to question.
Dr.. Lapponi's Letter.
Il certify that 1 have used DR..
Williams Pink Pills in four cases
of the simple anemia of develop
ment. After few weeks of treat
ment, the result came fully up to
my expectations. For that reason
1 shall not fail in the future to
extend the use of this laudable
preparation not only in the treat
ment of other forms of the cate
CORY of anemia or chlorosis, but
also in cases of neurasthenia and
the like" (Signed)
GIUSEPPE LAPPONI,
Via del Gracchi 1872, Rome.
The simple anemia of develop
ment' referred to by DR.. Lapponi is,
of course, that tired, languid condition
of young girls, whose development
to womanhood is tardy and whose
health at that period is so often i'm
periled. His opinion of the value of
DR.. Williams Pink Pills for Pale Peo-
pie at that time is of the highest sci
entific authority and it confirms the
many published cases in which anemia
and other diseases of the blood, as
well as nervous diseases, such as ner-
vous prostration, neuralgia, ST. Vitus'
dance, paralysis and locomotor ataxia
have been cured by these pills. They
are commended to the public for their
efficiency in making new blood and
Strengthening weak nerves. After
such an endorsement they will be &C.
cepted by the medical and scientific
world at their full value.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-10-22

sn laughed. for at first the man spoke
with the twang of foreigner.
ssWell,' she said, the laugh still up
ON her lips. there's Margaret who's
gone clean away Margaret who bides
to Salcombe, and the schulz mistress
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-10-22

AS men of parts actors are not in it
with BARRIERS.
The San Francisco call., 1904-04-23
SCOTTISH BOWLERS ENTER
INTO SPIRIT OF THE GAME
The New Green in Golden Gate Park
Comes Up to All the Expecta-
tiOnS of PIayerS

The new green in Golden Gate Park
was found in excellent condition last
Saturday by the Scottish bowlers. 1t
had not been used for several months
and after the heavy rains the grass
is green and fresh and the earth firm.
Many of the players were out of prac-
tice, but the weekly games will soon
put them in good shape
Only two tournament matches were
played last Saturday, when the first
doubles tournament was commenced.
This brings play down to the first
round, in which there are sixteen
matches.
In the upper half the best match
will be between John Reid and J. NJ.
Earsman and j. NJ. Duncan and NJ. L.
Grove These teams are evenly match
ed, with the odds slightly in favor of
Duncan and Grove. Another good
match in this half will be Samuel Irv-
ing and Robert Park versus ]. Stott
and j. McLaren. The latter are con-
sidered the stronger of the two, but
will have no easy time winning.
In the lower half two close games
are expected. A. Foreman and ]. c..
Moffat Will meet w. A Cook and j.
w. Elder. Moffat is the champion and
with so clever a player as Foreman
for a partner stands probably the best
chance of winning the tournament.
Cook and Elder are strong team and
their opponents will have to do some
clever bowling to beat them
The last match of this round also
proroicaS N ho md i,o+a
Y. c. Lawson, one of the cleverest
bowlers in the city, with Alex Craig,
another expert, will try conclusions
with Dr. Hamilton and w. r. Eaton.
Hamilton showed great Improvement
in the last singles tournament in which
he beat some good men.
In measuring the bowls used last
Saturday 1t was found that those used
by David O'Brien had two small a bias
and were not up to the standard. For
this reason the match between O'Brien
and Joseph Gray and T. Aitken and
H. L. Tickner will have to be played
over O'Brien was substituted for the
Rev. Mr.. Guthrie. O'Brien and Gray
won the match last Saturday, but will
have a hard time doing so again, as
their opponents make a strong team.
The following teams will meet in the
first round:
J. P. Taylor and w. H Stewart vs. Alex
Hay and A. McNair. John Reid and j. M
Earsman VS.. j. NJ. Duncan and NJ l.. Grove
Samuel Irving and Robert Park VS.. j. Stott
and j. McLaren. j. S. Webster and G.. C. Pat
terson VS. ID. o Brien and Joseph Gray or T.
Aitken and j. Gray. T. Millar and A. p.
Patterson vs. James Means and Thomas Nc
Nausht Charles Adams and James Gray VS.
E J. Clinton and a. A. Mcvicar. A. Fore
man and J. c. Moffat VS.. w. A. Cook and J..
W. Elder Y. C. Lawson and Alex Craig VS..
DR.. Hamilton and Z. r. Eaton.
The fourth singles tournament will
be started to-day. 1t was scheduled to
commence with the doubles last Satur-
day, but as many of the members were
unaware of the fact that the new green
could be used they did not put in an
appearance.
The San Francisco call., 1904-04-23
TROUT FISHERMEN AWAIT
THE CLEARING OF STREAMS
Each Succeeding Shower Serves as a
Dampener of the Hopes of
the Anglers.

Each succeeding shower of rain
since the opening Of the trout fishing
season has proved a dampener to the
hopes of the fishermen, as it has had
the effect of retarding the clearing of
the streams The season will be un-
usually late, but when vacation times
come the sport will be at it's best.
There has been considerable fishing
about Santa Cruz with bait, although
all the streams are reported high. The
prospects for good sport later on are
better than they have been for years.
Doc Watt, who spent several days at
Boulder Creek lately, took one four
FOUNDER.
Considerable fishing is being done at
Sims and Dunsmuir on the Upper Sac
ramento. The largest fish taken scaled
four pounds two ounces.
Sam Heller and Achille Roos have
returned from Truckee. The river is
overflowing it's banks and the fishing
is poor Good returns are expected
about May /.
The fishing was poor at Point Reyes
last Sunday. The fish seem to go in
and out on a tide and the visitors
happened on a time when they were
out in the waters of Tomales Bay.
Among the sportsmen on the stream
from this city were: w. Barnes, j. b.
Kenniff. Charles Breitenstein, Sam
Wells, Bert Spring, Ed Banker, Frank
Dolliver, w. A. Cooper, DR.. w. Louis
son. AL Lachman and Ed Lynch.
A. NJ Cumming and wife leave
shortly for klamath Hot Springs for
the first of their fishing trips of the
season.
Last Saturday party made UP of
James P. Sweeney, DR.. A. J. Sylvester,
j. Peltier, DIR. w. r. Cluness Jr-. DR..
George Sweeney, DR.. Wegbron and J.
B. Hauer made f1-hing pilgrimage to
Carmel River near Monterey. The
total catch was more than 200 fine
trout. They found the Carmel small
and clean. The fish took both spoon
and fly readily. 1t is reported that all
the coast streams below Monterey,
notably the Big and Little Sur, are af-
fording excellent fishing.