The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-02-06
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papaT" persistent advertising. my
son. Plain Dealer.
First Theatergoer-This play was
taken from the Italians. Second The
atergoer-Lucky Itallansl-Smart Set.
She-What is a "fool-killer," any
way? He-I don't know. never met
one. She-Naturally. Philadelphia /
1 Public Ledger.
Poor thing, did she take her hus-
bands death much to hearth" "Why, |
she's Frustrated with grief She can't
see soul except the dressmaker."
''De man dat knows a heap an don't
try to do muffin" said Uncle Eben,
IAN de man dat dom know muffin an
tries to do heap is bot Of 'em nuis-
ances. "-Washington Star.
Americans are great kickers," re-
marked the visiting Englishman. Eyes,
indeed" replied the enthusiastic Amer
lean. That's what makes us such en-
thusiastic football players"
Ethel heard the count had Tilted
Gladys. Jean-Oh, no; he's too much
VI a 6EAliCuid3i lOi ftldls hhOO RO1-
itively that he gave Gladys three days
in which to jilt him.-New Orleans
Democrat.
''But they told me you had money"
"And they bunkoed me into thinking
/ you were rich" "well, what's to be
done about itY" Lets fall ia love
Just for spite."-Cincinnat CONNER
cial Tribune.
Money! see they've revived the
rumor that General Kitchener is to be
married. Henpeck-That wouldn't be
surprising. It's natural for him to
: want to know something about every
, form of warfare.-Philadelph Press.
Prisoner, why did you strike this
! man" "If you please, your honor, he
came to me suddenly and said, How
old is AnnY " "Well, what hurt did
that doT why, you see, your hon
: or, Ann is my wife."-Cleveland Plain
o Dealer
e When Mr.. Smith started for lodge
n meeting the other night he said to his
wife, MARY, l believe I'll take the
J, key, for 1 might have trouble in find
e ing it when l get home" YES" said
his wife, land you'd better take the
keyhole, too."-Lyre.
He-It certainly was a pretty we'd
!, ding, and everything was so nicely ar
ranged. She-That's just what think;
= and the music was especially appro-
pirate. He-I don't remember. What
Il did they play? She-The Last Hope
/ -Lippincott's Magazine.
isn't there some way to patch ur
your differences with your husband
asked the kind lawyer. mo way at all
l. SIR" answered the woman. when
u ever he gets the least bit mad he re
l, minds me that l had to advertise tC
70 get him."-Indianapoli Sun.
81 shall get divorce" cried the an
II cry wife, her eyes flashing fire
"Henceforth l shall be freew well
~ haven't any kick coming" calmly re
~ Joined the husband. It'll be NOR
money in my pocket every morning,
tell you those" -Kennebec Journal.
Mistress-Did any one call while
was out, Jane? Jane-Yis, mum. Wa
gentlemin wuz afther calm, mum
y Mistress-what was his manner Jane
a. Moike O'Ranferty. mum, an he wa
az glrd 70 foind yez out ms he wuz t
find me in, Oi'm thinkln', MUNICH
cago News.
b. "a woman can never keep anythin
to herself" said Danboy to his wife
who had been repeating something h
didn't want known. "Oh, yes, sh
lie can" said Mrs. Danboy, sweetly. 81
like to know what it is" he growleS
rl ITS her real and private opinion Q
:" her husband"
Does the baby talk YETI" asked
friend of the family. NO" replied tn
an baby's Disguised little brother. eth
I baby doesn't have to talk" "Doesn
OH have to talk?' mo; all the baby ha
to do is to yell and it gets anythin
Tor there is In the house that's worth ha'
ing."-New York Times.
= Mrs. Bilkins (sweetly)-Do have al
other piece of cake, Cousin Johl
- Cousin John-Why. really, I've alread
= had two: but it's so good l believe
will have another. Little Johnnie (e,
q citedly)-Ma's a winnerl Mas vii
- nerl She said she'd bet you'd make
pig Of yourself!-Town and Country.
The effete East: Wabash-"Ho
long did It take you to do that pi
tureY' French artist proudly)-"I a
st engage upon eet for seek months
all Wabash-"Just as l thought. YOU
he dead slow over there. Why. I've sa
ng fellers il Chicago turnin' them thin
out while ye wait."-Philadelph
a Press.
Mrs. Bilkins (sweetly)-"Do have a
other piece of cake. Cousin John
he Cousin John-"Why. really. I've q
en- ready had two; but it's so good l b
'rs lIeye 1 will have another" Little job
ny ME (excitedly)-"Ma's a winner! Ma
8. a winneri She said she'd bet you
I make a pig Of yourselfF'-Town al
~. rs Country.
me The Kansas farmer was looking an
s so iously at the sky. II hope" he sal
lon that none O. them there cyclon
'A' come along" Are you afraid
Of themT' asked the stranger. II all
Wv never been before" answered the far
. err. but 1 lifted the mortgage of I
place yesterday, and it's so dern
IR- light now It wouldn't take much
any kind of a wind to blow it ava