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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-09-29
Personals and Briefs.

ss.f.I - oO1te11o - y Ia,'5eT'f
Rev. W. w. !. Sisk has returned to the
city 4 fteri an absence 81 "a month, and
filled his pulpit at Clopton Street Church
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1904-01-04

@eaen Dicyriiden iiber ben Sainoiss
flub bat pas ariegsOspartement in
Woibin0ton, ons le 6ur6 einen Sns
qenieur ocs 0seres unteriudea lieB,
enti6ieoen. baB lie Der S6ififabri
binoerli6 ieisn unb bssbalb umaebaut
reroen miiBten. nit aQeinieer Wuss
nabme Der Bride bel gocon; 10 Bril-
den. odruntsr 3pei GiIenbabnbriden.
nerosn bon Der Gntiheioung betrofz
fen.
Tie geiiber bon 0ompfern auf benz
S1inoisflub bdben bebauptet. oab Die
pieiler Der griiden ridt geb0rig ges
finert leien unb baB bic DaMpfer Ges
fobr laufsn. ooaesen ssidleubert uno
beIhdoiat 81 peroen. Oarum ners
lanat isBt bos ariegsminiiterium. oab
bieie pFeiler, bsIonosrs aber Der mitt=
lere. auf peldem Die Bride gebrebt
piro. nit elmer GinfoHuns bon ihipe=
rem gaubol3 umgeben peroen, pelhc
10 fcitruirt iuernen miiife. oab bic
6abrSeugs, i'm 6ane elmer Goaiiion,
pon oieier S6uboorrihtune abgleiten
an0 teinen Sda0en nebmen.
Mub bic Bride in peoria 1T einbes
qriffen. Die oortige Stabtperpal=
tung mo6t aber beim &riegsminiIie=
RUM geiteaO. bob bic Staot Yeoria
ben gau elmer nelien, qroben unb Ios
lipen Bride 9sabiidtiee.
Qm 4. Sanliar fpirb in gbicnso Elm
geamter oes ariessminiiteriums PRO
teite aegen bic 9lenberungen entgegei'
nehmen. uno iiber bieie proteite fpiro
oonn in MaIbinaton sntIdieben fuers
ben.
Welde 9difffabrtsbinbsrniHe rusrs
ben pobl@ suerit qcboben reroen. bic
ouf benz SnisoisfluHe. ODER Die ourh
Gticagcer 5urnelodder i'm Chicago
|fluHe perurIadten2
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1904-01-04
Der faltsits MOrssn.

uns fur seiisrn ansslaste .talts
4" 1T bod an9elangt. tuenn aud
4 .ipdter Stunoe In Der Samtag
reip. Sonnta9 Woraen. @egen
trnadt in Der SamIfag Nadt be-
bas Gustflber i'm thermometer
Itstieeu Nieosraang uno sssen
&, als Der Yrouo Der l Bap.
F9irde gum Ausbrud fam. mar
ereits auf z @rao iber Wua
|llsn. udbrsno es Absnos I'm 10
IL 8rao iber Nua asftanben
1. Sm qaufs Der WorgsnIfunosn
jas GusdHlbsr oann ftstis iusiter,
,talts Wele" lam, obne 9liunrb.
bod nit bsibenosr S6drfe unb
z ubr Worasns reaiftrirte bas
rmOmstsr 4 BraO unter Nua. Cir
{ bat Der braps Wstterproptet wdr-
Witterung propbeseit.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1904-01-04
Gruantcrumasbaacm iiir ec3cdbte.

Sin intereTanter Yeriuf CUR Qos
flung Der Idpieriaen s}raee Der Dors
iibsrsebenoen llnterbringung Yetruns
tener 1T In aielp, Rubiano, gema1t
mcroeH. Sort bat Dor Ginger .3sii Der
Uldbigteiisperein BEL ben ein3elnen pos
li3eitomminariaten beIonoere .6allen
eingerihtet, mobin Die auf ben Strabe.:
auTgeleieneu gstruptenen gebrod)t ipsrz
ben, I'm ibren Rauid aus3ui6lofsn
uno ibre Grnii6ierung ob3uparten.
Seoe cielcr !6dllen lisbt unter Der Nufs
iidt zines glr3tes uno 1T burb Elm oids
tes 9rabtgitter in 3luei Nbthsilurgen
geidieosn. bon benen bic cine fir Wdn=
ner unb Die anoere fir 6rdueu be-
itimmt lit. Rad elmer BON Dem aielp,r
WdBigteitsDerein psr0ffentlidien S.Ss
tiitit tommen auf jeOe Grnii6terungss
bale monctlid $50 bis 200 9etrunz
tsns, bon benen Die Nsbr5abl ben tel'
ieren Stdrbcn anae60rt uno ii1 no.
mentlih aus geamten uno Stuoentsn
5uiammeniebt. Die meiiten Yetrunte.
nen brallhen nur tpenige Stuncea, I'm
lire Gelbitbeberridung piebsrsuerlan-
gen, bod tommen gelegentIi6 AUDI 3n=
itdnbe Dor. Sci benen Is bis 20 Stuns
ben rergeten, bis Die g~etruntenen 70
peit ernii6tert iinb, baB man lie aus
beE .6alen entlanen fann.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1904-01-04
GaS bohne medt 1T ons bo@Hs
uurcdlt


Der b0cbIte 0eridtsbof bes Stoa.e5
MiNouri bat mieoer zines jener ia
moies urtbeile esfdat, bic itm cen
unbc9ssnateu 9ont Der ct. 4cu.ler
9ueler uno zines sroben IbeileS oes
binter SdIoB uno Hiegel bsfinplidsn
0elidters aller Nrt einbrineen. i'm
llebriQcn aber Dem Volte init Gepalt
Gle Jraae o%uiDrdngen. ob bie Hediss
pilege eigeutlih benz S6ube Ger Ser
bseder ODER BEN Ucmeinipoble al bic
men beitimmt lit. Nahoem bas &C.
mamie lQuItrs tribunal tiir3ll6 oGs
~GrfenntniB, auf @runo oefien Der
Mhibare $50. Butter lpegen Ieamtens
bsitehuna gu oreijabriger 3udtbousz
Iirafe Deruftheilt lporpen lpar. unter
Dem iebr faoeaTdeinieen Woriuonos
dufaefoben BAT. boB bic 9sltfdungs'
iumme nidt in bic ridiiaen 6dnns aes
IloiIen lei. CAB es iebt IN ieiner abs
erunbiiefen Weiabeit be Grtldrung ab.
bar bic GinIeituno tes I!raIredtliden
Werfa6rens MIR bdnn rehtsQiiltig
III, lpenn Die g(ntlagefhtift oes Staatss
onlpaIies ourd eiolid erb1riese 3eus
aenoucIagen betrdftigt purps. Do Die
Il J5rmlidieil IN pielen JGllen nIdJt
geipobri lporpen IT. 10 f0nnen bic o
Werurtbeiltm bic Wuibebunq Der ibcr
{t rerbdnQten Gtrafn arf benz Wegc
res .0abeas Corpus" W~erfatreus
%perlangtn. Vomenilih iino Die CT.
pouiier gibler oirh bic obsrgeridi
ff1e Gniiheioung aeInubi, neil tie &c
gen Die Ginl:itune zines neuen Der
Io6rens ten Ginipono Der Werjdbrung
ibrer GtroIIboten gelteno MAIDEN t6n'
nen. Qfuberpem iol ole Ianoie Ned)Is.
onIint eiipa a~ipsiioiIeub onbersn Die
r%ermdnnern. ipelhs geacnpdrtia in ge.
rreifter Uniform hem 6taatc WiIouri
ibrc Tlsniss lpeiben. bic 1bore CUR
Jreifsit olinen.
Wenn unter 10 troIfloien Verbdfts
niHen bic Ardfte bes unerihrodenen
CT. Coulter ar~ei6anlpdlts Tolf I'M
Dpppeltampie gegsn oos Werbreder-
tbum unb bic ytebnilden Oriinbe" oes
Gidatsobergeridts erlabmen Iolten. 10
tiirfte nas pabrlNb nidt Number nebs
men.
1as WiHourier Obergeridt Iiebl
pIFenbor ben Wolb Dor lduter Bdumea
nidli: es perlicri, ipie oos lcioer bon
unlerem SrIti3ipeien of unb nit Hct1t
%befduptet ipirb. iiber 0aaripaltereien.
flcin!iden Ginpdisoee uno leerem
| 5ormsltrom Die Sauptfroge aus benz
Nug.. Denn perarii9s GnIideioungen
inter Der qupe Der boben Surisprus
benz nod 10 un0nIedtbdr trThcihsn
mGgen. 70 pioerIprehen lie bcd) benz
oeiunben Msni 9enperitonoe uno Dem
ejcmeinpoH. unc bic folIien benn
ood wobf audi in rem Mugen zines
Cberoeridtes b0her I!eben ale Qfbpo.
fotsniniIis. Der Wahliprud oss Rat
fers 1eroinanr bcs 6rIten nbas Neht
mui isinen Gang baben. unb ioIte
bic Welt oariiber al @runoe geb:n."
hat in ~unierer Set mn iebr 5eoingte
~aflgemeins g~cofutung. uno gat5 liher
feinerfei gere6iiouna. ipsnn bas Wort
oRedt" ols aIfihbeoeutsno nit juris
fiinsm 5prmtlfram sfadtst ipiro. Die
Gtntiinentol;Idi in unIerem ariminals
p~srfdhren. psl6e lieb:r tduleno Ghuls
riQe Ifroffrei fGffen nfs einen Ghufo-
fcIen leibsn ie6cn ipid. ermrtbiat 81
Verbrsftn. tpeil fie Die 7Surht Dor Der
gube auf elm Winfeitmab beidrGnft.
Qluh pcu cieism Gtoncpunfte aus
bctroftsi. psrhisnt bas grfenntnib oes
Stoutaobsrgsridis offgemeine gerur.
iteiIung.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1904-01-04

SnIeften iollen mad Ger Quf.
itslluno zines Yoitoner Gntomologer
bier3uIanoe jd6rli6 elmer e )aDen bon
$250,000,000 peruriaden. Cas Ger
it1ruugsnerl Der 6suFdreden be5ifferi
Der 0slebrte auf $90.O00.000 bas Del
6eHenfliege ouf $50,000.0 900, Der @e.
treioeipan3e auf $10.O00,000, bes aar'
toiieltGiers auf $4,000. 900 u. T. ~.
unsludItder 9 preng g.
f) II 3. unldngIt gins ouf 3efe
G.erfraoe, Mbeinpropin3, I'M SAahi
.4ouitantin" pl0Blid Gin Sprengi6ub
los, Der lei Der porberaegdngenen
S9idt ni9t Iossesangen mar. Die
berumflieoencen StsinHdfen traftu
5ieben 8ergleute. Giner bon linen mar
fofort cine Qeife, brti ItdHbm uuf Dem
QDege gum 8rantsnbaus, biz dnoern
erlittsn idlpere Werltbunfea.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1904-01-04
Topographic go. H..
llen gsamIen nuS pi9iiss gs'4mae.

utU OtuIltti uUO lVttVtiHt OtitVihflts
i Q. Qeaer's Dale belt gsItsrn
3liiiaa ~7DpOgrapbia no. IL.
fngs 7eutihe E.y.,i;isber. linton.
F~ssslmdbige uno @eneral . ysrs
lung eb. 3rnddIi Tam Die AuI.
lung Der 9nisrnat. 3ppogr.
b, Elm GOmIie 3lir 6OrOsrang Der
Iunosn . Bswegun9 gu srwdbIen,
erlsiung. Debate uno qnnabme,
ipIlrosn Die 0erren earl Reber,
Do 0nbH uno on. 0eooerid gu
b 6omite erwdblt.
X Bsridt oes SdaBmsiiers fir
Este 5albiabr lGutsts iebr sHnfia,
folat:
ginnabmen s857.78
inmmts Nusaaben 3l7.54
Isibt yeIiano ........ 540.24
"a MObsHdrsinsr-llniOu Wo. IL
Elm 6omite nit benz Nuftrage,
ppOgrapbIa NO. Ia gu b%eusgcu,
omite 81 srwdblen. um in Ver-
Ing NIT W0belIbreinsr Union cine
Rai.Jeier" 81 arrangiren.
|ieier AuHorosrunQ wuroe entItro-
JUMP Die 0srren 0ugO Wiasr, GarI
lann uno 9snrp 9eooerid 81 bic
Somite srmdblt.
Die gsamtenpabl reIuliirte ME
brnt-gouis Wsper.
brdfoent-@ua. SdasIer.
3stdr-0erm gOr6ers.
lbmeiFer-Yal. 6oimann.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1904-01-04

Mud etpasi Sn elmer GibunQ
beS pragsr StabtrGtbs itclts lebttin
Stebtraib Subj an bas YrGlioium tas
e-lutsa. iid bafiir einauieben, bab ea
ben Nnseb0riaen Der c5ediiden Waticn
nipsaiSIiens einmal i'm Sabre erm0s-
Iidt treroe, Die 8ronunssiuipelen in
Muaenid,eiH III nebmen."
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1904-01-04

|Detter Yrcpbeten
-

1cctltl pipP9stSW
Fnaen oes Weiter-
5 tommt nab benz
4 r Qimmel, 8sgen,
bnee. Quh Iolien
|raihen. RAD oieIen
bann elm raider
Barometer, HOros
/5em Wetter eintreten.
r%eauldre. 6tOrungs'
BIO iiber Die 1age pom
um swOlftsn. Am
IN Die Si0rungen an
aebnten unD eliten
(eainn Der periooe bari
Weiter i'm Welien er.
abei elm Sinten Des yar
IN Den neunien berum bee
kanen uno pdbreno oes
uno 3mOIIlen 5isbt oieies
fen iiber oas vano.
De reaitiondre yericoe sr.
|Witielpuuii am DIersebn'
ksebnien. Die bann berr.
hilbert fib nm ben bier
Inn Wslien INIT oas yarc'
I'D fdnt Regen unc Gdnee,
her 6dnse. wdbreno Die
/ fd onmdris iortbeweat.
suldre Gi0runaspsriooe eritrsdi
Die 5ags pom adt5ebnien bis
lo3ipansIaIteu. Nner Wabri6ein'
IS nah berridt bsim yeainn oisier
c uubeIidnoiQes Wetier. @egen
s eun3ebnieu maht fh ipdrmeres
bemsrIbar. ia, es mag logar
uno bounern. Nu6 olirfte as
uno Der Reaen Damn al Sdnee
10 weroen. 1aranf iOlgt bober
~uetsriiano. fiar:er Vorbweifuino
ne ta!te Belle. Der %, 26.
ID. Hno Die mittIersn 3age Der
ln 6torungspsriOoe fir Sanuar.
ibsltsu ssiat iid aud bsim ysainn
psrioos Elm Stfigen Der Tempe.
Damn seiasn lih Wolieu uuo
III cine RndiebF bon Regen uno
al srDartsn. Wenn bic Wol-
e mIttleren uno oliiidm Siaaten
bt babsr. iiellsn iih pom ROrolus'
Der bOber yaromsteritano. talte
be uno Ilares Wetier Elm.
Williams news., 1904-04-16
~coca/ Hews
ITEMS OF GENERAL
 INTEREST

Harry Miner was called to Flag staff on Wednesday as witness.
 Miss Elizabeth Woods has been assisting at the telephone exchange for several days past.
 Good six-room house for sale on easy terms. Inquire at NEWS office.
 Wm. Mcintyre passed through to Flagstaff Wednesday evening from a visit to California.
 Mir. and Mrs. B. F. Sweetwood departed Thursday for two weeks visit with relatives of the latter on the coast.
 Sweetwood & Smith-Agents for Schlitz beer.
 Miss Maude Harrell. after a visit with her parents here, departed last evening for Flagstaff, where she is attending the Normal
 Wait for Little Eva and Uncle Tom. next Thursday, April 21. Under big tent near depot. Ben eft of the local I. O. o. F. A four-room house and two lots for sale for $3O0.OO. Inquire at this office.
 Thursday evening a break down occurred at the electric light plant causing the populace to dig up all the old oil-burners in town.
 w. E. Murphy, a former em- ploye in the surveyor generals office, was found not guilty of the charges preferred against him.
 The very latest thing in Pastel Blues, Champagne and Worlds Fair colors. Racket Store.
 Judge Layton was the guest oi Postmaster Smith Thursday. The judge looks better than we ever saw him. Phoenix must agree with him.
 Col. J. G. Albright, representing the Great Council of the United States of Red Men, is in the city He will organize a tribe of that order here.
 No old goods to work off Every thing the very latest, at the very lowest possible prices.
 CRAWFORD MILLINERY.
 Ex-Governor N. O. Murphy and Miss Emma Sells. of Washington were married in that city the first of the week and soon after departed for Italy on their wedding trip.
Williams news., 1904-04-16
Fashionable Dressmaking.

Mrs. H. R. Anderson has opened dressmaking parlor at her resi- dence on Fifth street, first house south of hospital. 26-16.
Williams news., 1904-04-16
Letter List,

The following is the list of letters remaining uncalled for at the pOstoftce, Williams, Ari zona, for the week ending April Is, 1904. These letters will be sent to the dead letter office May 7, 1904. if not called for before at time Clark, John Hammond, CB Holmer, Nelson Sawyer, Rev. D II
 MEXICAN. Antilon Francisco Lopez Lopez. Vicente Razo, Juan Persons calling for the above letters should say "advertised" F. w. SMITH.
 Postmaster.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1904-11-30
Cure For the Blues.

An Atchison girl said goodby to
her dearest beloved, who was going
away to be gone two months. 1t
was q painful ordeal, for with floods,
fevers, railroad accidents and other
women there was no telling if she
would ever sec him again.
She sobbed till the sound of his
footsteps had died away, when, feel
ing that she needed something to
sustain her, she went out to the ice
box and ate plate Of cold ham,
three pieces Of fried chicken, half
q cake and a piece of blackberry pis
and drank three bottles of ginger
ale. Then she went upstairs, slept
Boundly, and next morning felt so
well and happy that abe found tims
to write him letter telling him she
was wretched without him.-Atchi-
son Globe.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1904-11-30
SOME FAMOUS DOUBLES.
CtrikinJ Countsrparts of Louis NaRo.
leon and Louis Philippe.

The Emperor Napoleon III had g
double OF about his own age i'll the
contractor for public fetcs during
the second eApire. His name has
escaped my recollection. Tie had
also contracts for soldiers shoes and
uniforms, and he kept his stores
at the old hippodrome after the
lease to circus company fell in.
His likeness to the emperor startled
me !ile first time I saw him. This
happened at the ticket office of the
Passy railway station. When I
scanned him more closely l saw that
he was not Louis Napoleon risen
from the grave. No double will
bear scrutiny, however we'll made
up, us this particular emo would have
been. He knew Of the resemblance
I had noticed and gloried in it. The
Comte de Paris also had double,
OF what looked one at distance.
The likeness, strong enough to have
been tho pivot Of q tragedy oi er-
rors, disappeared greatly when he
took of his hat. The Comtc dc
PeTis had pointed head like tho
German emperors; the person I
epeak Of as resembling him had a
full forehead projecting near the
roots of the hair.
/ often saw old and young ladies
extremely like Queen Victoria. The
former mostly came from Frank
fort or parts Of Franconia, near the
duchy Of Coburg. The sister Of the
late Mrs. Moses Levy Of the Daily
Telegraph could, had her complex
ion been sunburned, have easily
passed at the age Of eighty for the
late queen. Louis Philippe's double,
en- Italian named Chiappini, emi-
grated to the Cape. I have some
where a letter dictated by the late
Lord Marlborough to his son and
addressed to me, in which his lord
ship stated that the first time he
saw the citizen king he exclaimed,
"What an image of Chiappini!" and
could not keep his eyes from follow
ing him for whole evening.
In history we have the false Smcr-
dis. Different impostors passed
themselves off as Sebastian, king Of
Portugal, who was believed to have
been killed in q battle with the
Moors in Morocco. Miss Jane Por-
ter early in the last century revived
the legend in a novel. She sided
with those who held Sebastian to
have been wounded only and hunt
ed down by Philip II. of Spain, who
seized on his heritage. Three ''false
Joans of Arc'' appeared in the six
years following that of her execu-
ton. Two of them avoided every
one who had known hcr.-Paris
Cor. London Truth.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1904-11-30
TlBET'S TEA TlPPLERS.
6at, Soda and Butter Go to Make Il
Their Rational Drink.

Their Rational Drink.
Tea forms she Of the principal
articles of commerce throughout
Tibet and Mongolia. The native is
miserable without it and when it
cannot be obtained is willing TO
cheat himself by various expedi-
ents, such us boiling dried onion
heads, herbs or even an infusion OF
chips of wood i'll water, III order
that he may not be at least without
suggestion Of his favoritc bcver-
age The tca imported from China
is pressed into small oblong shaped
bricks, made up into cases of nine
bricks, securely sewcd III fawhide,
and not only is it used as beverage,
but in idct forms il staple of cur
rency as negotiable as ba nix of Eng
land notes or American paper our
rency.
THO native method of preparing
this dclicacy is not appotizing. The
tea is first ground to a fine powder
by vigorously pounding it in NOR
tar until no splints of wood or 9TH
er impurities are visible to the eye !;
it is then put into the kettle, when
tho water is hot, to boil ten or fif-
teen minutes. BY way Of giving in
creased flavor, salt or soda is added,
and, this part Of tho operation being
completed, tho all important bust
ness of drinking it commences. The
family being gathered around the
fire Of yak dung, in order that at
mosphcres as the painters would say,
should not be lacking, each one
draws from some hidden recess in
the folds of his voluminous sheep
skin coat Ii !e wooden bowl, and,
with satisfaction which must be
seen to be appreciated, fills his pri-
yate dish with the liquid. All this,
however, is by way of preliminary.
From skin full of butter, placed
within convenient range, each per-
son takes a piece of olcaginous com
pound and lets it melt into his
bowl of steaming tea. Then, oh
joy! oh rapture! with furtivc gusto
he draws the nectar to his lips and
'heaven is opened unto him." The
bowl is again filled; into the steam
ing liquid he throws handful of
tsamba (parched barley mcaD, and
drawing forth the soddcn lump
works it into a ball of brown dough
with dcft movement of his left
hand, and successively bites of
pieces Of this delicacy and drinks
his buttcrcd tea until the visible
supply has vanished, when, in order
that his table etiquette may not be
impugncd, he licks his bowl clean
wipes what supcrtluous fat he has
not got on his face on his boots
and eagerly looks forward to tn,
moment when gods and fate shall
again become propitious.-Outing
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1904-11-30
Disarmed.

By this time the controversy had
reached the stage of personalities.
II don't wonder the baby is fret.
full and irritable sometimes" ex-
claimed Mrs. Ferguson shrilly. "She
inherits your 6ispositionW
perhaps she does, madam" reck-
lessly retorted Mr. Ferguson. "Per-
haps she does. But she inherits
your looks"
seBless her heart, so she doesp
said his wife, catching the baby in
her arms and grooming over the
cherub. George, dear. I take it all
back!"
Then, manlike, he went out and
gloated over this, as if he had won
a victory by superior shrewdncss.-
Chicago Tribune.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1904-11-30
An Apology.

An excited military looking gen.
tleman entered tho editorial sanc-
tum one afternoon, exclaiming:
'aThat notice Of my death is false,
sir. I will horsewhip you within an
inch Of your life. sir, If you don't
apologize in your next issne."
The editor inserted the following
next day: owe extremely regret to
announce that the paragraph which
stated that Major Blazer was dead is
without foundation" London Tel
egraph:
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1904-11-30

g. A New York youth lost 3,00O,-
600 in less shan three seconds recent
~. The heifess said 'No."
Most psople seem to think there
is . great difference between lying and
not telling the truth.
- A woman. has an awful queer
look in he- eyss when men talk about
padding the election returns.
IS The average woman derives a
lot of epjoyment frcm telling other
women her troubles. IS A S.8ssSS,
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1904-11-30
a CosapAinent.

Miss Hippopotamus-I received
quite compliment from Mr.. Tiger
today.
Miss Rhinoceros-Hope you don't
associate with people Of that stripe! !!
Miss Hippopotamus-Indeed, and
Why not? He's as good as the best.
He looked at me 80 admiringly |
Then he said, 81 congratulate you
on the fact that beauty is skin
Deep" Wasn't that sweet of him?
Boston Transcript.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1904-11-30
A Great Scheme.

"That was a great scheme old
Shrewdly worked"
"I didn't hear Of it."
"He gave it out that the first one
of his eleven daughters to be mar
ried should have his entire fortune" :"
"What was the result? ?"
eleven e!opements in one night.
They can't determine which one was
the first, SO Shrewdly gets rid of
the girls and keeps the fortune."-
Liverpool Mercury.
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Properly AppareIed.

''The evening wore on" continu.
ed the man who was telling the
story.
"Excusc me-" interrupted the
would be wit. FeBut can you tell us
what the evening wore on that oc-
casion p
'sI don't know that it is impor-
tant," replied the story teller. 'But
If you must know, I believe it was
the close Of a summer day."-Cin-
cinnati Commercial Tribune.
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a Civil Aaever.

The news butcher, box of chew
ing gum in his hand, stopped in
front Of rural passenger.
@Chewing gum, mister ?? he ask
ed, sticking the box under his nose.
The passenger addressed looked at
him solemnly moment, stroked his
beard. expectorated long stream of
ambia on the floor and replied curt
ly:
"Naw, terbacccr!''-New Orleans
Times-D Democrat.
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- The people who profis BY their
own mistakea profit doubly by the
missakes Of others.
- The fellow who sits down and
waits for somethisg to turn up should
at least pc armed with meal tioketss
-G Genorally it's the girl who can
look the most innocent who knows the
most.
Some men have such Will power
they can so walking with girl with
out getting engage ! to her.
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Satisfactory.

Little Ruth visited large whole
sale grocery store with her aunt.
While there clerk gave her a small
sample bottle of catchup. That
evening she tasted it and seemed
much pleased.
ooh. auntie" she exclaimed
s1me time later, ~when yon go to
that store again. please tell the
clerk I would like another example
Of oatcfupt"-Litele Chronicle.
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BY Way of a Hint.

The man who reads other peoples
literature and forgets to return it
happened to find his friend busy
with paste and scissors.
cha, hap said the caller. "Going
TO keep a scrapbook. are your
es," was the nnsIniling reply.
I think I'll manage to keep It. No.
Indy ever wants 30 borrow sczap.
books, you know"
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Andersop. 9. g.. Nov. is. 1904

Anderson, 8. C., Nov. is, 1904
To the l. fant Defendants, Beulah Jones. +. :.
Zones, Mary Jane Jones. 7-!is II. Jones Will
they reside, and Oliver Gunnels, and an infant
child Of O,ie Gunncls, name not known, and
Osie Gunn .ls, with whom thy reside:
You will please take notice that unless you ep-
ply TO the Court within twenty days after the
vice hereof upon you, exclusive Of the day Of
such service for the appointment of q guardian
ad litem to represent you in This action, The
plaintitf will at :, p time apply for the appoint
A. h: DA,NALL. Plaintiffs Attorney.
EnY q 1901 %