The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-03-19

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James Game Of Niagara Falls has two
daughters Of prepossessing appearance
VINO worked the parlor so hard with adj
mlrers every night in the week that Mr..
Game, seeing it was useless to talk re-
moved his bed to the parlor, informing
his daughters that it was his intention to
camp out there He kept his word, re-
1uslng to sleep elsewhere. The girls then
caused his arrest on the charge of being
insane and the whole case in now in the
courts We should, advise papa to get
another boarding place.
Some time ago something was said IN
this column about the old songs Since
that time number have been sent in.
showing that people still treasure them in
their hearts or in their scrap books Among
those received was the following old fay-
orite which is well worth reprinting.:f
How can 1 leave thee?
How can from thee part?
Thou only hast my heart, dear one, believe
Thou hast this soul OF mine
So closely bound to thine
No other can I love, save thee alone! - -
Blue is a fow'ret .... .-
Called the forget-me- not.
Wear it upon thy heart, and think of me. 4
Flow'ret and hope may die. -.
Yet love with shah stay.
That cannot pass away, dear one, believe. 2
Would a bird We're.
Soon at thy side to be. ..-z =:
Falcon nor hawk would fear, speeding to thee,
When by the fowler slain, Il
I at thy feet should lie, .-az- . =,
Thou sadly should's st mplain-joyful I'd die,
Did you ever see anything look worse
than that back yard:
Lieutenant Governor James II. Tillman,
recently acquitted of murder for the kill
Ing of Editor N. G. Gonzales, of Columbia,
S. c., announces his candidacy for COM
gress in an interview in the Augusta
Chronicle We may now find out If he is
considered a representative man in South
Carolina.
Afer experimenting for seven years. John
F. Spencer, an old nurseryman and fruit
grower Of Grand Junction. Col, has pro-
duced seedless apple. The new fruit
| resembles the seedless orange in that the
meat is solid and there is, a Slightly hard
substance at the. navel end. The trees
have no blossoms and are not boy proof.
Santos-Durnont, now at St. Louis, thinks
that aircycles will be the next fashionable
! fad as soon as automobiles are out of date.
He is Of the opinion that newsboys will
have small aircycles which they will use
to chase the big ones. in an effort to sell
| their papers. The newsboy of the future
will be landing on the top of the house
and hollering his wares down the chimney
unless the tops of the houses have screens
or are covered with sharp spikes set on
4 end.
| In London recently a newly married
man took out an insurance policy for
$1,000 insuring him against twins. : He
found the insurance company perfectly
willing to bet with him. 49,. -...,s -.
W. P. Beach of Macon, Mo-, went bare
headed for twenty-five years to cure ca
tariff and badness and died of pneumonia
last week. Anyhow, he's all over catarrh
and badness now. ~ {. - ..,-> = -. T.
The South Omaha Democrat says that
it does not make any difference in what
form you raise your kid if you raise him
4 right. The paper adds: --+---.
Let him get his ideas at home. Take time
foot TO s. IT, Don't Wait until he has learned
!: by experience, but tell him. If he is bred
right he will catch H.. onto your meaning before
the hospital He needn't tell his mother every
thing; but the old man ought to be in viii
!. everything that takes place from fist fght
to "a quarrel with his girl: If you pursue this
J policy the boy will never be cigarette fend
and most any other crime is durable. ,...Es
A poet has sent in six stanzas leaping
heavily upon this column and remarking
plea antly that it is written by low.
( browed idi6t with corns on his intellect
{ or words to that effect The critic says
} that we have attacked Edward Box, of thf
Ladies' Home Journal but that Edward
Z is worth million dollars while. we remain
{ about the free lunch counter size. Just as
) if we hadn't noticed this fact with sorrow
} The poet closes his satire to our discom
I future by saying that we "a dull buffoon'
{ and clown D.
{ Here, we are trying to live for humanity
! and to love our neighbors and getting the
7 baseball bat of hostile criticism right or
( our pallid brow It's enough to make {
{ man retire to his henyard and let the ole
} world go along to everlasting smash, with
I out any attempt at guidance on our part
: Don't you think SO? 4. J.;R.