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The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-03-26

lie buried in the same plot Of ground
at Agency, Iowa, within a stones
throw of the Burlington railway. Sim
pie marble slabs mark the graves to-
day, while a common picket fence Sc
gregates the burial ground. The state
is being asked to care for the graves
and insure their preservation, as we'll
as the original agency building, which
is still standing.
The grave of Wapello is the only
authentic Indian grave in Iowa. Black
Hawks remains were destroyed by fire
in Burlington and Keokuks bones
were so scattered that it was impossi-
bic to find them when the city named
after him erected a statue in his
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-03-26

Special to The Journal.
Des Moines, Iowa, March 26.-The
Iowa legislature has been petitioned
for an appropriation to mark proper
ly and preserve the graves of Wapello,
chief of the Sac and Fox Indians, and
General Joseph M. Street, who made
the conspiracy charges against Aaron
Burr, and to whom Black Hawk sur
rendered, prior to his delivery to Col
onel Zachary Taylor and Lieutenant
Jefferson Davis.
The two: Indian and Indian agent,
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-03-26

The population of the United States
has for forty years been about twelve
times that of Canada: the number Of
divorces in the United States in that.
time has been 10000 times the num-
Der Of Canada.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-03-26

Taylor subsequently president Of the
United States) who sent Lieutenant
Jefferson Davis afterwards president
of the confederacy), to receive him
and who took him to Jefferson bar
racks, st. Louis, and from there to
Fortress Monroe, General Street ac-
companying them to Rock Island, I'M
der orders of General Winfield Scott.
Street was a close friend of Black
Hawk and Wapello, this friendship
leading to Street and Wapello being
most historic spot in Iowa, so far as
aboriginal and pioneer history is con-
cerned.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-03-26

honor. Wapello's bones lie where the
original interment was made, he dy-
ing two years after General Street. and
by his own request being buried by
the side of his friend.
Wapello succeeded, with Keokuk, to
the head of the Sac and Fox tribe,
after Black Hawk had surrendered,
following the battle at Bad AK in 1882.
For ten years he was at the head Of
his tribe, accompanying Black Hawk,
Keokuk, Kishkekosh, Appanoose and
others when they were taken to Wash
ington, New York and Boston after
the Black Hawk war. In Boston,
Wapello responded to the address Of
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-03-26

Photographic reproductions Of
singing, reading and recitations in the
Milwaukee schools will be a unique
exhibit in the palace of education at
the worlds fair in st. Louis One
hundred and eleven records have been
made.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-03-26
FIRST SETTLEMENTS IN
SOUTHWESTERN MINNESOTA

Important Played by Mr. Constant Earth
Hotel Of Logs Built Almost Half Century Ago Replaced by
Fine Modern Building, the Proprietorshp Remaining
changed All the eYas-How the County Faribault
Be Organized
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-03-26
HISTORIC SPOT IN IOWA
MAY BE SAVED FROM DECAY

Indian Chief Wape and Indian Agent General Street. Friends
in Life Buried Side by Side at Agency Iowa-Restng Place Of
the Former Only Authentic Indian State
Legislature Appropriation Preservation
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-01-18
OFFICERS OF GUARD ASSOCiA
TON. .' .-..-

National Guard Association Elects o.,
. ficers for the Ensuing Year.
Action was taken at the meeting of
the National Guard association for pro-
viding for the organization of an am
bulance and signal corps which will
complete the status of the First North
Dakota regiment and make it thorough
" efficient in the field and tend greatly
to increase the interest In the several
companies throughout the state. The
officers elected for the current year
were as follows: zS'{ @.% g, !....l> Tx
President-Lt. Col. w. C. Treumanh
Grafton. - s$.G@S & :s s: .5 4Ta:
First Vice Capt w. r.
Purdon, Wahpeton. sas ~ 5s Il
Second Vice President sergt Gar
vey. Grand Forks. ~ t<..st1 5..,z sss.
| Secretary Capt. B. C. Boyd, Hills;
boro. h. h + "a. 4 d s3 ii ZIG
Treasurer Dan 8. Lewis, Fargo
s.. A legislative committee was appoint
en- and consists of the following: Col
H. NJ Creel, lewis Lake; Major ]. II
Frame, Grafton; Sergeant Garyey
Grand Forks; Captain Mudgett. Val
ley City, and Col. Frank 4. Allen d
Lisbon u. sfs5s 5 I'M 4, .$ss5'
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-01-18
The Bis,,,artk Tribn,1e,
BY NJ. II. JEWELL.
THE DAILY TRIBUNE.

& Published every afternoon. except Sun
day, at Bismarck, North Dakota, Is deliv-
erred by carrier to ali parts Of the city at
50 cents per months, or IS per year. The
daily sent to any address In the United
states and Canada, postage prepaid, IS per
year; 50 for six months; $3.50 for three
months.
ssEEs- THE WEEKLY TRIBUNE.
Published every Friday; eight RACES,
containing summary Of the news 1T the
week-local and foreign-particular atten-
ton being paid to state news. Sent to
any address, postage paid, for 800 for
one year; so cents for six months; Is cents
for three months.
B3 The Bismarck Tribune Is the Oldest
newspaper In the state-established June
IL, 1878. 1t has a wide circulation and Is
desirable advertising medium. Being
d published at the capital of the state It
q makes feature Of state news, of semi
ofiicial character, and is therefore particu-
iarly interesting to all who desire to keep
the run of state affairs-political, social
and business.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-01-18

The Catholic Indian women at Elbo-
woods have organized sewing circle
with Mrs. White Body as president.
Rev. G. E. White Of Bismarck holds
second quarterly conference at the M.
E. church, Washburn, on the oath inst.
Business meeting on the 26th. -
The German-American Land Com
pany has been organized in Mandan,
with Jos. Werbel president and w. G.
zander general manager and treasurer
The Maddox Standard says that
possibly Pat Lyons does not own the
new paper at Steele but three years
ago he was looking for a printer to
start one ~s tA.i; b. .3:s <, : s*
Glenullin's improvements during the
past year amount to $11,250. y OF
this amount the N. P. Ry. Co, contrib
uted $65,ooo, leaving the total amount
done by the actual residents to, be
$49.25O. .s ,,i.,: 8 Z. F,s= T., ss.s5... !
The Mclean County Miner gives the
merchants of Washburn-who recently
withdrew their patronage until the
22d inst to place their advertisements
back in the Miner. or suffer the conse.
quences. ..,r,. =; :, -. )
Mclean County Miner: We neg.
lected to mention the receipt of the
=
Reporter, published at Robinson. This
is a neat, six column folio and is the
leading paper in the western part Of
Mclean county. R. J. Roney is the
editor and proprietor. *,
! Mandan Pioneer: The Hebron mil
is grinding macaroni wheat and Mr.
Leahy finds that the -four, although il
is more of a yellowish color, is strong
and elastic, and has a good flavor, and
makes a very sweet we'll favored Loaf
Ct bread. Mr.. Leahy has orders fol
straight cars of this grade of flour and
he thinks that if the farmer would
raise more of this kind of wheat thai
it would be more profitable than rails
ing the regular Scotch fife wheat.
A petition is being circulated among
the taxpayers of Logan county asking
the board of county commissioners tt
cause to be built public dipping tanl
for the purpose of preventing or eradi
cation of scabbies of cattle In con
formity to statute, designating the
most convenient shipping point in thu
county as the place where such tanl
should be located, the petition ask
that the tank be located at Napoleon
that being the only shipping poin
within the borders of the county.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-01-18
Teachers Associate /.

The Burleigh county teachers as
sociation met Saturday afternoon in
Odd Fellows hall. The teachers were
attentive and enthusiastic and ex-
pressed themselves as feeling well re-
paid for any sacrifice it may have cost
them to be present. The following
program, with one or two exceptions,
was given rs E.t.s y ~ T.. E ss,,.
Song. - =. re- ~ r.,
School Room Manners and Words
Il S'f Mrs. J. F. Watkins. & %
Discussion-Miss Blvira Peterson,
and Miss, Clara Dawson. .s .*$..s 10y ...y \
Song. g. NJ. : : Z s.@
Good Discipline-Its Purpose and
How to Secure it, by L. 2. Osgoods. /,
Discussion-Miss Agnes Boyle, John
Bostrom. f1gs 81 :.i = i....
:. Reading Mae Wallace. !, y s.g
Busy Work-Mrs. Flora Kahl.
Discussion. 'SS-.*s. !.% . ~
Business. H.. -
Song. ~ T.. l. ,a.,.s ,,a.,. T ~
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-01-18
A Practical Mind /.

The teacher was sndeavoring to give
the class some idea Of the greatness Of
this country in q commercial sense.
''Take the egg product alone" she said.
1T is estimated that if all the eggs
produced in the United States last year
were loaded into one railway. train,
when the engine was pulling into New
ark, N. j.. the caboose would just be
leaving Davenport, la. -. =.
This seems hard to realize" she con.
dnued. ''but the statistics are compiled
by well known authority" :
A little boy raised his hand. ~.
"What is it. Donald?" asked the
teacher. f r.: e.,y&} .*>t&,.ss % y
i. j, II don't believe it's true, Miss Affair.""
he said. "One engine couldn't pull that
train." 49, ~ #.'& r.fS ~
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-01-18
MISSOURI SLOPE ITEMS.

Mandan is to have cement block
Factory Il, II Is \.
Judson II Morton county is to have
a .creanery. sas
New Salem viii build a large Catho-
& lie church this season.
Banker and Mrs. Ianterman have
gone to Florida to spend the winter. u
The Mercer county seat question Is
ukeIy TO come up a earnest the com.
ing season
Hoyig stopped his paper and gets .
haR column roast iii the Washburn
H4iHer for the way he ala At.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-01-18
: = y = -'-l- 5-3--I, 90 = =! -
A Scandal SpatEpG.

"Of course he and his wife seem
devoted to each other now" said the
Jealous Miss Gaussip. hut do sou
think she will always be 50 true and
all thatY' 3,s. s@:,s# IA
= "Well." replied Miss Ktdder.5:'.l have
reason to know that only last night he
had occasion to set aStrap for her. ',# :: I
..Ah! Do You know. suspected some
thing &. u.
y s'They more than suspected. They
knew there were mice in the house. - Is
Philadelphia Press. 81 Us z
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-01-18
Splendid q ortunIty
To Visit the South Y \
= ,, , Z. I. \ a I p. =,

Is offered by Pennsylvania
Short Lines from Chicago. Tourist
tickets to Florida New Orleans and
other points Fl the South ct special
fares made the trip Inexpensive. Any
route trayerRing noted battledelds and
other historical sections may be select.
ed from Cincinnati Or Louisville. Refer
to G. Il. Kimba1I, "a. g. r. Agt., No. 2
Sherman street. Chicago, for further
part iculars. ssss;
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-01-18
FIRST Publication Jan. 10, 1904
ALIAS CONTEST NOTICE

Department Of the Interior, United
States Land Office, Bismarck, North Da-
kota, December 30th 1903 ~ ss{&. 5%5is 80
A sufficient contest affidavit having been
filed at this office by Ulysses S.. Grant Rice
contestant, against Homestead entry No. 20l47
made October %, 1902, for the Southwest Quarter
Of Section q, Township ls9, Range Is. BY Ben.
jamin =. Stakemilfsr, Contestee, in which it is
alleged that Benjamin B. Stakemiller has
never established his residence upon said land
since making his entry and has not settled OF
improved the same, and that for more than six
months last past he has not resided upon said
that said alleged absence is not due 10 his EN-.
ployment In the army or rayy of the United
States said parties are hereby notified to appear
CATION at 10 o'clock a. m. on March 28 1904 be.
fore the Registersand Receiver at the United
States Land Office in Bismarck, N. D 3:5
3 %fss r. ~ JOHN SATTERLUND 4
~4sgn s2,s3@s,1 ~ d * Receiver
Attorney for Contestant, Bismarck, N. d.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-01-18

The Brinsmade Blade is satisfied
that our present delegation in Wash
ington is as good as we can get-per-
haps better than we would get if we
undertook to change.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-01-18

Things have reached such pass in
newspaper circles at Fessenden that
Editor Stickley struck Mark Hunt in
the face as he was passing down the
street, and Hunt countered with an
empty milk pail he was carrying. An
editorial in the Free Press was the
cause of the disagreement. -~
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-01-18

Strange. Though Not MatchIess.
Cheroot is really the most marvel
Gus smoker ever knew. u 4 & Ri. KS
I'll undred cigars d day or something
like tina? p y:
& 80 h. no. He's temp crate enough The
remarkable thing is that he always has
matches himself. - Cincinnati Times.
Star. 3 AZ
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-01-18

Mclean county promises to rival
Ward county in number Of newspaper
enterprises. Two more papers have
just made their appearance the
Budget at Underwood, by Mr.. Will
liams and new paper at Robinson
This makes at least a dozen news
papers in Mclean county.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-01-18

Contest notices, under the rule of the
departme emit, should be published in the
county where the land in question is
located, and not in an adjoining coun-
sty. The attention of attorneys is
called to this fact. e&a:+t-,~..., y..
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-01-18
EVIEW ABLE

I One of the best features of the Janu-
airy and succeeding numbers of Field
and Stream will be the improved etfic-
iency of the editorial department and
the character Of it's work. under the
personal direction of Mr.. Emerson
Hough who is known throughout the
United States for his literary produc-
tions over the signature of "E. Hough."
As a writer on sporting topics in the
best periodicals Of the day, and as the
author of that ideal American story,
Mississippi Bubble Mr.. Hough
stands in a class by himself; and his
record as a sportsman and man is
ecorrespondingly clean, and unassaila-
Bile. Under his able management and
supervision Field and Stream will at
tain still greater success and honors
in the literary world. Mr.. Edward H.
Cave, the assistant editor, is known
among sportsmen and other devotees
OF out of-door life throughout the
country. The department editors in
zclude the foremost authorities in their
lines, notably, VIM G.. Harris, on an
Cling subjects; James Watson, dogs
and kennel matters; Francois yoitier,
Photographic subjects, and Harry v.
Radford, on the Adirondacks. o.. e.
Nothing illustrates more strikingly
the frightful force Of fire and the rapid
ity with which it does it's destructive
work than the record of the terrible
theatrical disaster in Chicago. 1t
seems incredible that such destruction
to life and property could have been
caused within the space Of a few NOM
ents by fire which was speedily
quenched. But some idea of the des-
tructiye force of this powerful element
is disclosed in the impressive photo
praphs Of the Iroquois Theatre disas-
ter, which are literally printed in the
current issue of Leslie's Weekly. Other
notable features are a full-page draw
ing of a blizzard in Washington; an
illustrated article on the open-air cure
for consumption, which every one in
terested in ''the white plague" should
read; the story of famous medical
school for women, with peculiarly at
tractive illustrations; latest pictures
of the new White House at Washing.
ton; and superb and unique double
page, illustrating the oldest and most
striking street views in great cities o1
many lands. Eleanor Franklin's breezy
article on "The Ladder. of Theatrical
Fame" the sporting literary pages
and Jasper's instructive hints to mon
ey-makers, all make up a number o.
| unusual interest and value. s>ss
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-01-18

55 The Devils Lake Inter-Ocean an
4nounces that when Editor Mcclure has
that gold mine we'll under way he pro-
poses to return to the state and start
sSa political paper to be known as Nc
Cures Weekly.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-01-18
\ Il z, {. 2 z 2 a s.. Y = fss5,
Advice to the EooIi6ia.

Ar ordinary gilt frame for a picture
lexis inches will cost you $12 if you
hare it made TO order. That is re-.
garded as cheap. You can buy the
same frame, ready made with q pic.
;ture in II for SO $50. Throw the pie
ture away and insert x0ur own con.
yas New York Press. ss$
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-01-18

The Mandan Times thinks the New
Salem Herald is pretty young to butt
Il into local politics over there, and ad-
Svises the editor to wait till the snow
goes OF. D z e .555t& 2't III
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-01-18

The Devils Lake Inter-Ocean having
started a boom for Senator Hale of
that district for lieutenant governor
the Edmore News believes that Repre-
sentative George w. H. Davis should
\ be promoted to the state senate.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-01-18

PROPOSALS FOR CONSTRUCTION. Fort
Lincoln, N. D., Jan Is, 1904. Sealed proposals
in triplicate win be received here until ii a. m
Feb. S, 1904 for constructing 8 rain water els
terms for buildings here Information upor
application here Or at office OF 81 9. M, st
reject any or all proposals or any part thereof
Envelopes containing bids will be marked
Proposals for cibterns,f. addressed VIM. p
Kits, ist Lieut.. @. N. ~ a.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-01-18

Oral argument in the Grigsby case
will be heard before the attorney gen
ern at Washington. Grigsby has re-
tanned ex-senator Thurston of Nebras-
la in his defense. ~ ts,.,.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-01-18
g.
SPECIAL OFFER.

Every person will want to read a
st. Louis newspaper this year-that is
every person who cares about or has
any interest in the Louisiana Purchase
Exposition-which promises to be by
far the most stupendous exposition the
world has ever seen. The Bismarck
Tribune has made arrangements
whereby it can furnish the leading st.
Louis paper, the obe-Democrat,
twice-a-week issue, and the Bismarck
Weekly Tribune tnrn two oneyear for
$1.65, if paid in advance. %"
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-01-18

Twenty years ago H. H. Palmer is
sued the first number of the Daily
Advertiser. This was by Palmer &
! LaShelle. Kirk LaShelle, one of the
publishers, is now a prominent theatri-
cal man. owner Of a number of popular
plays, rich and successful, living in
New York. falmer just now is report
ed missing no one knows where
leaving his wife at Darlington to run
the independent good printing
plant with good patronage.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-01-18

Z 1T. "A. J. HEDRIx, % a.
Attorney for Contestant, Bismarck, N. d.:
The San Angelo press. (San Angelo, Tex.) 1897-1907, 1904-06-16
The Golden Rule.

Western odd Fellow.
The other day | picked up a
stray piece of newspaper, says
the editor of the Odd Fellows
Herald, and read this much of an
article: at was a bitter cold
day, a train was late, and man
walked up and down the platform.
Several other men did the same
thing. Down by the side of the
track was a little boy with tow
sack on his arm, into which he
was putting bits of wood or coal
he was able to find. This man
looked at the boy, barefooted and
barehanded, few minutes. The
other men looked at and watched
him, too, but this man walked
over to the little fellow and took
him by the hand and disappeared
around the corner. They were
gone about ten minutes-iust as
the train came in sight, so did
the man and boy. The boy had
on warm stockings, shoes and
mittens, and as the man babe the
boy good bye, he left bright
half dollar in his hand, which the
boy looked at with glad eyes. lie
was a picture of surprise and
happiness. The man was only a
laborer earning but thirty dollars
a month, but his heart was touch
ed to do by this little boy as he
would like some one to do by his
little boys if they should be or
phaned by fathers death, .
Is not this a beautiful eXempliti
cation of the Golden Rule?
The San Angelo press. (San Angelo, Tex.) 1897-1907, 1904-06-16

part, we want to say just as loud
~ as we can: Don't discontinue
the concerts.
Listening to music out among
the trees, where the birds Join in
with the melody, is not the sort
of recreation that can harm any
one. That it DESTROYS the sane
tity of the Sabbath in the slight
est degree we don't for a minute
concede. The old idea Of long
face and folded hands on the Sab
bath went out along with the per-
secution of the witches" and
similar practices in the DAYS of
old Cotton Mather. Nowadays
we have a saner idea of what con.
stitutes reasonable relaxation on
Sunday. The world has grown
more cheerful and by that token
better since the old days in Salem,
and the fact that people have
been allowed increased liberty and
the right TO allow their con-
sciences to choose for themselves
in these matters is responsible for
it. When the Sabbath day is
made a trial TO one then comes its
greatest dissertation; when it is
made time of innocent pleasure
and forgetfulness of the hard
tasks and burdens of the week, it
best fulfills the end for which it
was created.
To the people who have little
opportunity during the week to
crafty a taste for music or to get
out under the trees and sky. these
concerts are veritable Godsend.
And Others who might stray into
real dissertation of the day are led
instead to the city park, where
they pass the hours in innocent
and healthful relaxation. We feel
that the women of the Depart
ment Club are responsible for one
of the most worthy moves ever
made IN Fort Worth and we hope
that the Sunday concerts will be
continued as long as there is q
solitary person to listen to them
The San Angelo press. (San Angelo, Tex.) 1897-1907, 1904-06-16

The professional man who had
Just returned from a tour Of the
west met the business man on the
street.
BILL" he exclaimed, 81 just
want to tell you that my days of
poker playing are over. "
"What's the matter, jim?
Have you Joined the Salvation
army" queried the man of
affairs.
"No; it's because ! had four
aces beat"
"Well," said the business man,
"nny fellow that can hold four
aces ought to be willing to try
again ii they happen to be bested.
| don't see where you have any
kick coming"
Yes" returned the friend,
mournfullv, "but they were beat
Ell by five jacks"
Jim" said the other as he
motioned the way to nearby
thirst emporium, 'you are in
need of a stlmulant. What sort
of a game was that where five
Jacks were allowed?"
"Well, | don't mind taking one
and | will tell you how it hap
pened.
"You see, it was this way, Bill:
! was out in Montana one night,
and got into a friendly little
game. | was beating the life out
Of the gang that was playing, un-
til | got those four aces. bet
every cent | had and then called
out: -Four aces The pots mine !
" Hold on here, partner! I've
got five jacks!' said the man
across from me, and he reached
for the pot"
"But that did not entitle him
to the pot! !" exclaimed the bust
ness man, sympathetically.
"Wcll. I'll tell you, Bill, if a
administered fellow would sud-
denly rise up across from you, cut
off the end Of the table with a big
bowie knife and tell YOU that his
five jacks beat your four aces, I'll
bet you'd think so, too"