The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-06-17
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Savannah. 9; Jaeksonwille, l.

Savannah, 9; Jacksonville, 1.
James do you mind the advice Mr..
Burt gave Mr.. Mullaney about break
ing the hoo-doo?
Hi do. sir.
Did the solid bone crack?
Hi think not, sir. Mr.. Kelly was
very quiet.
But the hoo-doo is broken, and that
"Jaytown contingent of persons with
pulsative penchant for pennant pilfer-
ing" galloped to the rear and took the
easy chair. Why it wasn't game at
adjust a massacre with those assas-
sins in the role of the stricken Kishi-
milf villagers.
In hotel in this city last night sat
a little man named Persons. His bust
ness is that of baseball pitcher he
is of the place selected stock. Last
night he held his head in his shaking
hands. Two or three times he looked
up woefully at Mother Kel and said
weakly: Il did not know they had cy-
clones at this season of the year"
KEEL has a heart. He spoke gently to
the little punched Persons. After all,
dear boy, you are lucky-you are lucky
to be alive at ALL"
Breaking News to Persons
Tell me a little about it, sobbed
the youth. You see, I hardly re-
member anything that happened after
that first broadside."
But Kel was human.
Not now-not now" he said i
will tell you all later-when you are
a little stronger, my boy"
1t is hard, very hard, to remember
now that this was the same little Per-
sons that pushed US down some pegs
by holding Mullaney's Massacre Min
ions down to a pair of runs on this
same battle field one day.
Savidge Was the Hero.
And now, will Mr.. Ralph Savidge
kindly stand up? Your attention is
called, ladies and gentlemen, to Mr..
Ralph Savidge. Throughout that mas
sacre, l have the pleasure to inform
you, ii was Mr.. Savidge who held the
home port safe.
Not a time that he has appeared in
public has he failed to do his part to-
wards the delivery of the goods. The
bright particular star of all the shining
aspirants for major league engage
ments. Until now hoo-doo has dim
med his luster, but he has now settled
into that groove of success that al
ways comes with the real all wool
and a yard wide
Mr.. Ralph Savidge will please remain
standing He, ladies and gentleman,
was also our star performer with the
lamrod. Twice he is credited with fac
ing Loop Loop Eddie and twice he was
UP and helped the cause, once with
neat sacrifice and another time a long
wait, finally leaving his general aver
age for the afternoons swatting just
a little over 1000.
A Trio of Smashers.
Your attention is now directed TO the
trio of immortelles who stared at the
domestic rubber. Mullaney, Ray and
Oyler each put two pillow punches in
to the outfield for the ] herdsmen to
two units, Ray had a trio of moves
on one of his, and his Kidlets went
to the second stop on one of his.
BY this time you probably have
something of an idea of what happen
ed to Mr.. Persons. Gentlemen, be
seated.
If you don't mind we will now put
the pieces together and examine the
smash up. Just before the reduction of
Mr.. Persons to small earth, the Jay
town Sad Affairs had a brief interview
with Mr.. SaVidge. Very brief. Only
five consumptive callers
Hempleman, one of the light artil-
lery, was the first at the plate again,
having taken a nice, easy ride on the
merry go round. He rammed out a
single, was sacrificed to second and
scored on Mulls duo. For three bags
then swung the stingful stick of RAY.
and Null kicked the Joy Gum, while
Thomas collided with Holmes at the
third bag in trying TO make it a
homer.
Put Cuban in Box.
You remember Mr.. r. Kennedy?
Hits everywhere. but at home. Well,
he makes 'em al dodge when he puts
one on the mat in the infield and when
he sent one down to Mr. Willie Wynne
at second that gent handled it like a
hot potato. Ray cantered into the
Bench. That was how we got the Sc
we're hurricane started that finally tos,k
Eddie off his feet, and he was finally
replaced by the laughing signor from
the sunny climes that attain in the
Pearl OF the Antilles, Signor Carranlba
Chico Cubanola Violatta.
He was rolled thin and Drowned On
both sides, if you win have a word of
his physique. Had two feet one on
each leg, and a perennial smile which
was convincing that he had teeth good
teeth. He also had a good right arm.
this gent from cooking alleys OF the an
client Habana. We had decided to let
up at the end of the fifth and keep cur
powder dry until this morrow. but when
they showed In that boy we had to take
rev shots at him, and scored two of
the desired things.
We were about 10 omit that the Anal
round up showed we had scored line
times, while they working one tally