Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1904-08-11
sT. IN1Go's rTEn1s.

GUS sentences would cause the Gov
enor to pardon us. We are not scis.
sored that way. We belong to the
Serious Family 1t is impossible to
extract nitro glyceriue from an leo
berg Recently q would-ne witty
chap asked US who was the father 81
Billy Patterson's offspring. Re-
membcring the advice Of that peer
less Examiner, the late Benjamin
Tippett, never 70 indulge supposing
for knowing, we hesitatiHRly replied,
Billy Patterson and we trust that
our answer to the question Of the
would-be smart chap was correct
A word 70 the wise is sufficient.
Adults, particularly parents.
should be careful in commenting up
on the conduct Of their neighbors 10
the presence Of children, or trounc-
ing Billy viii at the tirst opportunl-
~ acquaint neIghbor Swipcs that,
in the opinion Of his pa, he IS q con
founded old crank and little Mary
Ann will toll Mrs. Homely that her
ma say she is as ugly as mad mon.
key "A little girl once said 10 as,
that suit you wore TO church last
Sunday is oil cotton, for pa says so i
and, oh how the innocent child
twisted and snickered. We do MOI
censure the little ones for such i'm.
prudence. II is hardly fair. The
fault lies al the door of tho parents.
They have a greater trust than Is
commonly supposed. They owe
double duty one TO their children,
and the other TO society IN general
Parents may DO rich. educated, etc,
but II they are void Of discretion
they are like the Informed eye,
which is unable to command whole
horizon.
II Ii pleasing 70 pen that so far as
we know there are no followers OF
Joe Smith down here. No one be.
lieves that he had vision in which
the angel Moroni appeared 10 him
and made known wonderful things
Mormonism is stnpendous fraud
Solomon Spaulding wrote the book
Of Mormon. II is singular that a
sect Of such numbers Us Mormonism
is now, or has been, could have been
formed, when everything connected
with il is fraudulent aud pcrnicious.
~ immoral
Poultry, pigs, wheat, apples and
hard crabs are frequently shipped.
The latter command 81 barrel Al
Mlller's wharf
Kindness more or less isoxtended
70 domestic animals. Brntos have
no elective power, no standard Of
right aud wrong They are NOS RI.
sponsible for their actions. II il
pleasing 10 note the kindness named.
The Turks are noted for their BIZ.
manity Of this kind
Mosquitoes small, intermediate
and large How they sing and bitei
Merchants doa brisk business sell.
ing. green, pink, yellow. blue and
white netting,
Fans are in demand and reson.
able margin Of profit is realized i.e
small aud hurriedly constructed ones
command five cents apiece and pur
chasers have 70 handle them tender,
~. for they are like Uncle Tobys
Sunday shirt onstitcbed, unbasted
aud bat slightly pasted
I II is difficult for families toemploy
cooks, old.time ones are scarce and
those Of the modern type demand
wages too soaring.
Politicians are bcstirfng them.
selves. The provcrbIal canine Israg
holds conspicuous place in each
party, and tho poor thing has barkcd
itself hoarse ~ this early stage Of
the campaign The Outs are sau
guine Of getting IN and the ''Ins
are sanguine Of remaining whore
they are. The Outs do not forget
the possibilities Of thoiutu They
are closing up their ranks and
strengthening their entrenchnents.
An army without provisions, etc
when struggling 70 get possession Of
the commissariat of the enemy. fights
! tremendously Brag is a good dog,
but isn't bis companion HoIdlast d
better one2 The election In all
probability will be close one and
we think that both parties should
husband their breath for hard work,
instead Of expanding II 10 boasting
Loads Of tomatoes are being hauled
TO the cannery at Miller's wharf,
and soon active work will begin
about Tuesday or Wednesday Of the