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Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1904-03-24
Administrators SBIa.

Notice is hereby given that letters of
administration upon the estate of James
Stuart, deceased, have been granted the
undersigned by the Probate Court Of the
county of Audrain, bearing date Of
March Is 1904. All persons having
claims against said estate are required to
exhibit them to me for allowance with
in one year after the date Of said letters,
or they may be precluded from any ben
eft from such estate; and if such claims
be not exhibited within two years from
the time of the publication OF this no.
tiee they will be forever barred
t. U. STUART,
Administrator.
March Il, 1904.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1904-03-24
Final Settlement

All creditors and others interested in the
estate of Annie L. Underwood, deceased,
are notified that the undersigned, execu-
tor Of said estate, intends to umake a
final settlement of said estate at the next
term of the Probate Court of Audrain
county, to be holden at Mexico, in said
county, on the second Monday In
May, 1904.
P. S. UNDERWOOD,
Executor.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1904-03-24
Seeds.

Remember we carry the largest
and most complete stock of field
and garden seeds in northeast Mis-
souri, call and see us before buy
ing.
The HATHAWAY SEED
AND PRODUCE Co.,
Mexico, Mo.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1904-03-24

An Auxyasse man objected to do
ing the chores around the house
aud attempted to show by quoting
the Scriptures that such duties be-
longed to the woman. His wife
replied by reading Kings, 81, 81,
III will wipe out Jerusalem as a
man wipeth a dish, wiping it and
turning it upside down" The man
has since done his share of the
work.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1904-03-24

and wind last Monday night. Sew
eral window panes broken at J. o.
DowelPs and the wind blew down
fencing.
Miss Ida Powell is visiting
Mexico friends.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1904-03-24

A gun belonging to Frank
Fowles of Long Branch was acct
dentally discharged the other day
and the whole load took effect in
Rudolph Adams leg. Quite seri-
Gus wound for Mr.. Adams.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1904-03-24
RusHHlLL.

La grippe is pretty hard on the
old people, and many of the chill
dren have measles.
Farmers are hustling in their
oats, altho the ground is a little
wet,
Another crowd of Iowa land
buyers. Audrain farms are in de-
mand. Every one who has bought
win bring four or Ave more.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1904-03-24

Edgar Taylor aud E. 8. Beard
OF Yandalia and Roy Wilson Of
Martinsburg were in Mexico last
Saturday to take examination for
the positions Of r. F. D. carriers
before Che ctyiP' service examiner
fd Kankel. 70
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1904-03-24
THoRoU0H8RED
Barred Plymouth Rocks

Eggs for Matching, selected from my
very best birds Of pullet mating pen, Ills
for 800. Gathered from different pens,
Is for es1. so. Satisfaction guaranteed.
Address,
j. B. MOORE, Mexico, Mo.
Box No. 81.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1904-03-24
Modern Discoveries

in lens making for eyeglasses have
brought optical goods up to high
grade of perfection. We keep in
touch with all improvements, and
we have in stock the best glasses
made. We have glasses for all
eyes, and our system Of fitting is
such that our customers get exactly
the glasses they need. Good
glasses in gold frames. $500,
Eyes tested free.
DIR. A. G. WHITE,
Office Over Morris & Alb
bays Store, East Side Of
Square,
Telephone No. I66. NexicO,MO
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1904-03-24

Mrs. John Rudasill, of Long
Branch, lost one hundred chick
ems this spring. Don't know if
they were the early bird, or grew
last ear or the year before. Quite a
loss, nevertheless.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1904-03-24

Ed. r. d. Chinn Of Vandalia
will serve the Benton City Chris
tiau church as pastor for another
year.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1904-03-24

Grant Payton, Laddonia, has To-
Gated at Ellepsburg, Wash, and or
ders his MESSAGE to that address.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1904-03-24

E. G. Starkey and wife have
moved back to Mexico from Pike
county, They have a neat little
home in the southwest part of
town and say they are back to
stay.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1904-03-24
n HAPPENED AND HAPPENING. y
E. H. Shadwell has closed his
school at Long Branch.

There are three crews with work
trains quartered in Mexico doing
services on the Burlington cutoff.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1904-03-24

Arthur Brandon, Rush Hill, says
he has moved aud orders his Mes
SAGE in the future sent to him at
Laddonia.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1904-03-24

1t is reported that the wind Mon
day night blew the roof off Philip
shire's barn, who lives three miles
northeast Of Mexico, The roof
was carried atty yards aud lodged
on bis dwelling Well, Philip.
that's getting close enough.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1904-03-24

"'vol" Tapley, a farmer Of Pike
county, the home of Congressman
Clark, has perhaps the longest
beard in the United States, He
recently sent Congressman CLARK a
picture of himself. The picture
represents Mr.. Tapley with a beard
a little moro than eleven feet long
Mr.. Tapley has always refused to
place himself on exhibition, altho
he has been offered thousands of
dollars to do so. The method
which he employs in measuring
his beard is simple, he onrolIs
the silken wad which he keeps in
the breast Of his coat, and placing
the ends thereof, with the end Of a
tape line in the hinge Of 4 door,
backs Of tin the beard becomes
taut.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1904-03-24

There was a heavy rainfall in
this section Monday night, accom-
panied by much thunder and light
ming. Some hail felli hailstones
as large as guinea eggs fell in the
vicinity Of Thompson.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1904-03-24

II the present plans are carried
out, says the Farber Forum, a tel
ephone line will be built from Far
Der to Laddonia, being an extern
sion of the line from Mexico to
Laddonia. The line between Far
Der aud Laddonia will be jointly
built by all the lines running into
the Farber switchboard. Vandalia
will also probably put up the line
from that place to Farber. 1t will
give every patron Of the country
lines free service to Mexico and
points beyond.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1904-03-24

Easter Opening of fine Millinery
at f. w. Cowan's, March 26 and
28.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1904-03-24
sTRoTHER.

Lloyd Mason was in Paris Sat.
ufday on business
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1904-03-24
YOUR NEIGHB0RS

Mrs. AT Lafon is visiting friends
at Paxton, III.
R. r. Buckner and wife are at
Hot Springs, Arkansas.
Miss Mayme Wheeler of st. Jo-
seph is visiting Mrs. 1. NJ. Rich
ards Of this city.
Frank billiard of St.Louis visited
his parents here this week, Mr.. and
Mrs, ]. D. billiard.
Mrs. R. H.. Holmes southwest
of Mexico is visiting her father at
Boone, Iowa, who is i'll.
Rev. Fl. A. Northcutt of Kinks
vile visited his daughter here this
week, Mrs. E. R. Locke.
John N. Ball is home from Ba-
kersfeld, California, where he
spent the winter, He is looking as
hail and hearty as usual.
T. ]. Clendenin, Jr., Percy IRE
loar and E. b. Keath of Mexico;
Q. A. Smith of Laddonia and John
GatsOn of Vandalia attended the
Republican convention in Kansas
City this week.
Mrs. James n. Simmons of this
city, entertained one day last week
for her niece, Miss Addie Hale of
LaddOnia, 10, honor of Mr.. Joseph
Dick Of Sycamore, ILL.,, and Mr..
Hermon Dick Of Mountain Home,
Idaho. The Messrs, Dick are rel
atives Of Miss Hale.
Tom Arpall, on Bean Creek, is
quite sick in bad condition.
e, A. shannon will be candi-
date for Public Administrator.
The Farber coal mine is to be
equipped with electrical machinery
Harry Cole and wife have re-
turned from Montgomery City to
Mexico to reside.
Millinery Easter Opening given
by Cowan Saturday, and Monday,
March 26 aud %.
w. G.. Burks is prepared to do
all kinds of tin, sheet iron, pump,
and furnace work promptly.
Lightning ran into central of
the local telephone company Mon
day night. A number of fuses and
other fixtures were destroyed.
Mexico is to have another R. F.
d. route. 1t will be established
about April Is. 1t viii extend
north to Moline aud will serve 412
people.
There was a heavy rainfall in
this section Monday night, accom-
panied by much thunder and light
ming Some hail felli hailstones
as large as guinea eggs fell in the
vicinity of Thompson.
1t is reported that the wind Mon
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1904-03-24

Mexico is to have another R. F.
D. route. 1t will be established
about April Is. 1t viii extend
north to Moline aud will serve 412
people.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1904-03-24

Millinery Easter Opening given
by Uowan Saturday, and Monday,
March 26 aud %.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1904-03-24

Harry Cole and wife have re-
turned from Montgomery City to
Mexico to reside.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1904-03-24

Tom Arnall, on Bean Creek. is
quite sick; in. bad condition.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1904-03-24

The Farber coal mine is to be
equipped with electrical machinery
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1904-03-24

w. G.. Burks is prepared to do
all kinds of tin, sheet iron, pump,
and furnace work promptly.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1904-03-24

Lightning ran into central Of
the local telephone company Mon
day night. A number Of fuses and
other fixtures were destroyed.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1904-03-24

e, A. Shannon will be a candi-
date for Public Administrator.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1904-11-02
SOUTHERN RAILWAY
Schedule effective October 8. 1904.

Schedule effective October 9. 1904.
Trains leave Southern Railway Station
Alexandria:
7:55 4. M.-Daily-Local for Harrisonbuw
Warrec.cn nenville and way stations.
ll:l0 A. Washington and Florida limit
ed. Pullman drawing-room sleeping cars be-
tween New York and Jacksonville, and be-
tween st. Louis and Jacksonville. Through
frst-class coaches between Washington and
Jacksonville. Dining car service between
Washington and Columbia.
1135 A. M.-Daily-U. S. Fast Mail. First
class coaches and drawing-room sleeper to
New Orleans. Sleeper TO Jacksonville. Dim
ing car service.
423 P. M.-Week Days-Local for Har.
risoLburg and way stations on Manassas
branch
6:i7 P. M.-Daily--Locai for Warrenton and
Charlottesville.
9oc P. M.-Daily-New York and Atlanta
Express-First class coach to Atlanta: sleeper
to Columbus, Ga. Mondays, Wednesdays and
Fridays Sunset Route Tourist sleeper Wash
ington to San Francisco. Dining car ser
vice la carte.
1920 T. Washington and Chat
tanooga Limited (via Lynchburgl. First
class coach and sleeping car to Roanoke,
Knoxville, Chattanooga and Memphis. Sleep
er to New Orleans Dining car service.
HOS p. Washington and South
western Limited. All Pullman train, club
and observation cars to Atlanta and Macon.
Sleepers TO Augusta, Nashville, Atlanta, Ma
con, Memphis and New Orleans. Dining car
service.
TRAINS ON BLUEMONT BRANCH.
Leave Alexandria 1921 A. NJ, lao and
4:5S P. NJ. week days for Bluemont; 6:33 P.
NJ. for Leesburg; 9:20 A. NJ. and 6:3S p. NJ.
/ on Sundays only for Bluemont.
Through trains from the South arrive at Al
exsndria 6:17, 6:32 and $50 A. NJ. and 2:40, $40
and $50 P. ii. daily. From HarrisOnburg
ll:S5 A. NJ. week days and 900 P NJ.
daily. From Charlottesville 500 A. NJ. and
| 900 p. NJ. daily.
For detailed schedule figures, tickets, Pull.
man reservation, etc., apply to WILLIAM 6.
LEHEW, ticket agent, Alexandria, Va.
| G. II. ACKERT, General Manager
s. II. HARDWICK, Pass. Traf. Mgr.
w. II. TAYL0E, Gen. Passenger Agent.
LIS. BROWN, General Agent.
4 Washin0tOn ID. G.
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Washington Southern Ry

Schedule in effect May 20, 1904.
Trains leave station corner Fayette and
Cameron streets for Washington and points
north at OF and 8 so a. m, 1921, 254, 707,
S17, and IL "a p. M, week days.
Sundays 81 and 1921 a. M, 707, 8 IL,
and II "a p. m.
For Fredericksburg, Richmond and points
south at AS. 756 local, and IL OF a. M,
1859, s or (local), and 10 p. m, week days.
Sundays As and IL or a. m, 8 SO. 5O7
local, and 10 p. m.
Accommodation for Quantico z 56 a. m. Sun
day only AS P. m. week days and 1888 p.
m. except Saturday
NOTE Time Of arrivals and departures
and connections not guaranteed.
w. d. DUKE, c. w. CULP, W. p. TAYLOR,
Gen. Man. Asst Gen. Man. Traf. Man.
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willing 10 Admit 1t.

: .sThat milk looks as If 1t were half
water" protested the woman at the
kitchen door. =,
; .'It is much more than that. ma'am,
,ran,ied the milkman, a college graduate
lsn reduced circumstances. Il guaran-
tee II to be Sc per cent water, 4 per cent
butter. 31s per cent gasoline and 6ls per
cent sugar and various salts. the COM
lblnation resulting in the liquid COM
monty known as milk. Chemical anaiy-
sis Of the same cheerfully furnished
whenever desired. Good morning.
ima'am"
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1904-11-02
AIsxanoria Gazette.
WEDNESDAY EVENING. NOV. ?, 1904.
The Maddening Cow Itch.

.'There is no vicious growth in AZ
.rtca or the world" writes traveller
ito compare with the deteStaole tnlns
.popularly called cow itch and known
to botanists as the mucuna bean. Inns
Is a plant having small seed pods Gov
ered with a close array Of fine. SILKY
hairs which. when shaken loose fas-
ten in myriads upon the unconscious Jus
lwayfarer and, reaching all paris Oh ane
skin. set up an irritation which worus
are literally powerless to describe.
man attacked by this abominable pest
gives way for the time to absolute
frenzy. II precipice were at
ihend he might almost be forgiven for
jumping over it. so wholly unendur-
able is that burning. pricking, clinging
Itch"
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1904-11-02
RAILROADS
Washington, Alexandria &
Mt. Vernon Railway.
In effect November /, 1904.
RAILROADS
In effect November l, 1904.
LEAVE ALEXANDER

LEAVE ALEXANDRIA.
For Washington, fro,a corner Prince and
Royal streets, week days at 545, s Is, 30
$50, 1000 10 Is, 10 so, II 20 and II AZ a. m.
$40, Ais, 4S6, ass. 525, AS. SOS, 80, s.,
7 Is, so, s so, 10, 80. 10 80, II 10 and II so
sundsys--7OO, BIS, 900. s45. 1925, 1850,
IL 20 and ii 60 q. m, IL 20, 1880, 100, 1E(,
220, $50. 8 20, 8 so, 100. $50, 525. s so, ca,
6 so, 100, 760, $50 90, CSC, 10 80, IL Top. m.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..
For Alexandria, from the corner of Pennsyl.
yania avenue and 1874 street, week days, q 20,
$50, 7O5, 7 20, z 40, 7 80, s 20, g. IS, 905, 935,
1000, 1925, IL 90, IL 80 a. m. IL 90 noon, II 20.
IL 40, O5 (express), %, IS, 202 (express),
2 80, 3 IS, 8 80, 400, Is, 440, $50, SOC, 5 Is
$50. 5 IS, 800, $50 go, 40, $50. $50, 3 10,
$50, 1880, IL 10, II so and IL 80 p. m.
Sundays-7 40, 900, 9 As, 1924, II 20, II 80
.. N. 1900 noon, ~ 80, 100, l 80, 200, ? 80
500, 5 so, 400, 40. 500 $50, 800, 6 30, 90:
$50, 755. $50. go. $50. 1880, II 10 and
II so p. m.
FOR MOUNT VERNON.
Leave Alexandria for Mount Vernon, weei
days, $50. 8z2, 80. II 80 a. m. 1882. g,
q =
SunSays-7 OF, SO, 10 Do a. IN, II A. 2S2.
AT, s a. and 9 OF p. m.
FOR ARLINGTON.
Leave Alexandria -05, 745, 80, 900,
10 90, 10 rs, 10 so, II 20, II AZ, l2 20, y 46,
100, 1 40, '210. 2 40, 305, SAG, 436, . 25,
5 40, 8 30, 6 SIS, 7 80.
Sundays is, 90. 9 As, 10 %, 10 so, II 20,
II so, III 20, u so. 1 20, so, 2 20, 80, 800,
5 so, 20, 4 so. 20, 5 so. 6 20, 6 80, z 20 and
Z so.
FOE RossLYN
Leave Alexandria for Rosslyn, week days
705, 745, $50, 900, 1000, 1850. IL AZ
a. M, II As, l 90, 2 46, 346, 4S6, 525, $40,
s 80, 6 30 anf SO p. m.
| Sundays 10, 90, 9 As, 10 so, IL so a. III
70 so, $50, $50, $50, 45o. $50, 6 so and
$50 p. m.
Baggage checked and carried on the follow
ing trains from Alexandria for Washington
week days: $50 and 10 % a. m, 90, 8 % and
| sos p. nj.
Sundays Is a. M and 20 p. m.
| Parcels carried.
Freight carried daily, morning and evening
In each direction. No freight accepted unless
delivered at the station at least 80 minutes h'
tors the departure of the freight trains.
CLARENCE P. KING, J. CoLvIN,
President. Superintendent
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TELEpBoNE EXCHANGES.


The Bryant Fertilizer 20
Thompson, d ID, fa.risA eo
Trotb' G ri, Acc0tink
Troth' F w. Aceotink
Tbompson. f A, Fairfax co
Virginia Glass WORKS
Washington Southern Ky Co
Weadon, III u
Watkins, ) y
Watkins & Bro
Wilson, W l.
Webster, John ID
Wheatley, b
Walton, +
Walton, L, Fairfax co
wilkins. Howard. Fairfax co
Wilkinson, F II, Fairfax co
Warfeld & Hall
Warfeld, jr E
We'll Bros
Washington Steamboat Co
Wise, Geo & 20
Wise, Geo, residence, Seminary Hill
Woolls, w p, Wolfe and Royal
Woolls, w P, Queen and Henry
Zimmerman. J K
Zimmerman, Chas
Aide
Bluemont
Chantilly
Fairfax C II, Exchange
Fairfax Station, + Z SWetnam
Herndon
Hamilton
Linc0lnia
Pender
Purcellville
Round Hill
Byan
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1904-11-02
Cbronic Diarrhoea Cured.

Mr.. Walter Richardson, of Trout
Vile, Va, had an attack of diarrhoea
that came near ending his life. His
physician had failed to relieve him and
the disease had become chronic when
he began using Chamberlain's Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy. 1t soon
cured him and he now recommends that
preparation whenever an opportunity
offers. For sale by Gibson q Timber
man and w. F. Creighton & Co., drug
pists.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1904-11-02
Advertising.

There Is one impartial critic OF ad-
vertising. He never passes Judgment
upon publicity from the standpoint OF
grammar or art. He considers all the
difficulties Of advertiser, medium ana
readers In giving his verdict. What he
says is final, and every one of his con-
illusions is valuable in making future
ads. more productive. He is Il true ex.
pert His name is Results.-Printers
Ink
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1904-11-02
a FACT PROVEN.
Should Convince Even the Most skep-
IDEAL of It's Truth.

Should Convince Even the most sheP-
IDEAL of It's Truth.
II there is the slightest doubt In the
minds of any that Dandrufr germs DO not
.Yist their belief Is compelled by the
fact that a rabbit innoculated with the
germs became bald in six weeks time
It must be apparent to any person,
therefore that the only prevention OF
badness is the destruction of the germ.
which act is successfully accomplished
in one hundred per cent. OF cases oy
the application of Newbro's Herpicide.
Dandruff Is caused by the same germ
which causes badness and can be pre-
vented with the same remedy-Neworos
Herpicide.
Accept no substitute. destroy the
cause you remove the effect"
Sold by leading druggists. Send lOc: IN
stamps for sample to The Herplcide Coz
Detroit. Mich.
Z. S. Leadbeater & Sons, Special
Agents.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1904-11-02
AUCTION SALES.

BY Samuel II. Lunt, Auctioneer.
A UCTION SALE.-There will be sold at
n public auction on SATURDAY, Novem
Der 8, at p. m, on the premises, which ad-
Joins the station at Del Ray, FOUR DESlR'
ABLE BUILDING LOTS. This will be an
opportunity TO purchase property In this
townsite, where values are advancing and will
continue to improve. Terms cash.
NJ. B. HARLOW & CO.,
octe7 I'd Agents for Owner.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1904-11-02
FOR OVER SIXTY YEARS

AN OLD AND WRLL-TRIED REM BDY.-
Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup has been
used for over sixty Years by millions OF
mothers for their children while teetnlns
with perfect success. 1t soothes the child,
softens the gums, ailsys all pain, cures wind
collie and is the best remedy for Narrhea. Is
pleasant TO the taste. Sold by druggists in
every part of the world. Twenty-Five cents
bottle. It's value is incalculable. Be sure
and ask for Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup
and take no other kind.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1904-11-02
Dcscfiptive.

Darkaway-Did you make love to
any of the girlsl
Cleverton-Yes; one from Boston and
one from New Orleans.
How was itT'
"Did you ever have chills and fe-
yerT'-Smart Set.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1904-11-02
The Very Dest.

Mr. Nuwed-Cracious dear! where
did Won get these peaches? Mrs. Nj
wed-Why? What's the matter! Mr..
lNuved-They don't taste like the best
lin t,ie world Mrs. Nuwed-They must
be. | picked them out myself. The
picture OH the can was pretuer thah
INV of the others.-Philadelphia Press.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1904-11-02
Worlds Fair, St. Louis, Mo-,
May-Novenbf. 1904.

On account of the abb se occasion, the South
ern Railway sells. dp'iy, tickets at extreme
1v low rates frors Alexandria, Va, to st.
Iouis Mo. and :eturn, via Charlottesville, G.
4 o. Railwsy, Louisville and Southern Rail
way. The round trip rate from Alexandria
for scason ticket is $Sl.2O; for sixty..day
li.u,t ticket $26, and for fifteen-day limit
ticket $3.50. For full information as to
schedules, sleeping car accommodations, IL
Illustrated literature, &c. address any agent or
w. G. LKEIEw, Ticket Agent,
Alexandria, Va.
L. 5. BROWN, General Agent,
w. Ii. TAYLoE, G. p. A.,
Washington, D. c.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1904-11-02
The Other Way.

Proud Dame-I do not see how you
could think of marrying into such
commonplace family as that! ko-
mantle Daughter-Oh. I'm not going
to marry into his family. He's going
20 marry into our family.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1904-11-02
rh. Modern Prophet.

Have we any modern prophets, pa
pa"
Certainly! There's the promoter. lie
can foretell more good things than did
the whole bunch Of the prophets with
a record. "-Detroit Free Press.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1904-11-02
Good Complexion.

Sparkling eyes and rosy cheeks restored
by using DeWitt's Little Early Risers, so
writes S T. Moore, of Nacogdoches, Tex. A
certain cure for biliousness, constipation, etc,
Small pill-easy to take-easy to act, Sold by
all druggists
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1904-11-02
Quick Arrest.

ia. Gulledge, of Verbena, Ala, was twice
in tLe hospital from a severe case OF piles,
caus;nc "a tumors. After doctors and all
remedies failed, Bucklen's Arnica Salvee
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