Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-11-19

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70 tell mamnS, FreSliy Wouldn't
you rather have some jams-Uarper's
Bssar.
SAe-Hew Is il that widows gener-
ally manage ~ marry againS He-Be-
cause dead men sca no tales --Ally
Sloper,
SpSrticuS--noeS that fountaln~pen ee
yours leak THAI way all the times
SUaarticUS-No emily when have INK
in it,--Rsltinloge American
4 SsNe yeu advertise piano covers
said the man with sQuiint Yes. We
have Sll Kinds" said the clerk LET
me look ~ some that are Theoretically
sealed, then. "--Ion&ers Statesman,
I've met several other peopl> from
your city" said the Rostouian, and
every one Of thea. said; Where is 1t
at'E'' "where is what atty" demanded
the New Worker. Kansas City Inae-
pendent.
Sudey Stats Please. mum, but we're
8 eoaple w Shipwrec&ed sailors---
l.ady-What, You never was near tho
water. Slidey Stats -Fualckly right,
mum, pu,hckly right We wuz on a
airShtp -JGdge.
DO you mean to say you don't have
any trouble In Keeping your wife
dressed in the height of fashion,
That's What said, My trouble comes
when | don't keep her dressed that
way, "-- Philadelphia Press,
Il suppose you have made 1t a rule
There's no danger Of that" answered
Senator sorghum; III man has done
anything friendly for you In politics he
never lets YOU forget it,"--Ex.
Crabshaw lie has the inventive fac
ulty very highly developed, Crawford
What has he tnycntedg CrahShaw-~-
Nothing So far as | knaw. But when
his wife goes out he can think Of things
to keep the baby amused by the hour"
Judge
She-Jack played ain awtully heart
less trick ON FioSSie. He-Ilow's that2
Why. they were engaged, you
know. and last night at the bal
maSuue Jack made up SO that Flossie
didn't know him He proposed and
was accepted again!-Puck.
Now that you are wealthy. Mr..
c. said the man who deals In pedt-
grees and the like. you really should
begin To adopt a coat OF arms" I'm
do Just as / please" retorted Mr.. c..
hotly, If like to 40 about In my
shirt sleeves, that amt none o your
business
when you first entered politics"
said the young man, who was looking
for knowledge. did you set out with
! the determination 70 win at any cost y
No" answered Senator Sorghum, Il
set out with the determination to win
ne as little expense as possible" -
Washington Star.
Il won't go abroad" Sea travel
disagrees with your" NO" "Busl.
ness keeps you here continually, CHI"
No" sightseeing wearies you.'
NO" "Then why. pray, don't YOU 20
abroad?" "Sh-h-hl I've only got four
dollars and twenty two cents. "-Cleve.
land Plain Dealer,
Overheard During the TheatrlcaIs:
She-How well your wife plays Lady
Geraldine. Mr.. Jones! | think the way
she puts on that awful affected tone
in just splendid. How does she man
age IT. Mr.. Jones with embarrass-
menD- Er-she doesn't That's her
natural London Tit-Bts.
Darling" exclaimed the happy hus-
band after the minister had pro-
nounced the fatal words, Il am not
worthy Of you" "Of course you are
not" she replied; but after a girl has
celebrated her twenty-hfth birthday
for five consecutive years she can't af.
ford to be too particular. Cincinnati
Enquirer
MFR. Scrapem," said the hostess to
an amateur viollnist at an evening
gathering, you play the violin, do you
note" YES, after a fashion. you
know" was the modest reply. How
nicer murmured half the company.
did you bring your violin with youf ?"
NO: | did not" How NICE mug
INJURED the other half OF the company
in fervent unison.--Galveston News.
Hodge (who has just had n tooth
drawnl-Weu. guy'nor, how much d2
you AK for the jobg You did do It
quick Dentistry charge is two-aud-
six. Hodge-Two.and-slxf Why.
doctor down az our place drawed a
tooth for me once aud 1t took blm raro
hours be hauled me round and round
the room--I never seed saca bard
work-aud he only charged me a sallE-
in'-Scraps
Are yod 8 iatalsg 90 you De-
uoye what is 20 De wltl oe21 Well
yes. 70 9 certain extent believe. fer
lestauce. when [ draw my salary chaG