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Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1904-11-03
DIseRAcEFuL DEFICIENCIES,

1t is disgraee:-
To half-do things.
Not TO develop our possibilities.
To be lazy, indolent, Indifferent.
To do poor, slipshod, botched work.
To give bad example to youns
people.
10 have crude, british, repulsive
manners.
To hide talent because you have
only one.
To live half life when a whole life
is possible.
Not to be scrupulously clean in per.
son and surroundings.
To acknowledge a fault and make
no effort to overcome it.
To be ungrateful to friends and to
those who have helped us.
To go through life a pigmy when
nature intended you for a giant
To kick over the ladded upon which
we have climbed to our position
To be grossly ignorant in these
days OF free usages of good society.
To ignore the forces which are inn
proving civilization in your own
country.
Not to be able to carry on in.
telligently conversation upon current
topics.
To shirk responsibility in politics,
or TO be Indifferent to the public well
fare.
To know nothing of the things we
see, handle, and enjoy every day of
our lives.
TO be ignorant of the general his
tory of the world and of the various
countries
Not to know something of the great.
est leaders, reformers, artists, and
musicians of the world.
Not to have intelligent knowledge
OF the general affairs of the world,
and the inter-relations of nations.
No to know enough about the laws
of health, about physiology and
hygiene, to live BEAUTIFULLY and sanely.
To vote blindly for party, right OF
wrong, instead of for principle. be
cause you have been doing so for
years
To be grossly ignorant in these
days of free schools, cheap news
papers. periodicals, and circulating
libraries.
To be so controlled by any appetite
or passion that ones usefulness and
standing in the community are i'm
paired
To be totally ignorant of natural
history, to know nothing of the
science which underlies the beauties
and the marvels of nature.
Not to have an intelligent idea OF
the country in which we live. not to
know its history, its industries, and
the conditions of it's people.
Not to know anything of the move
ments for human betterment and not
to help them along to the extent of
our ability in time or money.
To live in the midst of schools,
libraries. museums, lectures, picture
galleries, and improvement clubs. and
not to avail oneself of their adyan.
tages.-Orison Sweet Marden in
Success.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1904-11-03
6ritain's Triumph In Thibet.

AS a result of the British expedition
an agreement has been established
whereby Thibet. while still norainaITy
part of the Chinese Empire, virtual
" passes under the suzerainty of
Great Britain. Lhassa win thus be.
come center of British influence in
Asia. A new neutral state will grow
up to serve as a buffer for the north
west frontier of British India against
the long-dreamed invasion of that
region by Russia, and the Buddhist
Millions of China, Mongolia, Burmah,
Manchuria and Siam will learn to
think of the head of their mystic re-
ligion-more their god than their high
pr'est-the agent and representative
OF British power.-Army and Navy
Journal.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1904-11-03

Benevolent Party--If gave you
FIVE pennies and your H.tle brother
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1904-11-03
HIS METHOD.

"Cubnel Boozley?" repeated the
landlord OF the tavern at Paradise. ny.
Well. sub. the Cuhnel, to say the
least about him, is one of the most
metsodieal men YOU most ever met"
''Methodical?" inquired the patent
churn man. who had put the first ques-
ton.
Use, sub, Every time he gets drunk
he goes over to the cou't house and
insists upon payin' on five imaginary
green dogs. There's always exactly
five OF 'em and they are always green.
Yes. sub; the cuhnel is a very method.
ical man. Puck.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1904-11-03
KIND OF MEN NEEDED TO-DAY.

Men who put character above
wealth.
Men who will not lose their in.
Men who will be as honest in small
dividuality in crowd.
things as in great things.
Men whose ambitions are not con.
fined TO their own selfish desires.
Men who are true to their friends
through good report and evil report
in adversely as well as in prosperity
Men who do not believe that
shrewdness, sharpness. cunning and
long-headedness are the best qualities
for winning uceess.-Chicago Jour
nal.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1904-11-03
Fellow FEELING.

Harold. aged three. was visiting his
aunt in the country. One day the
family was startled by the loud and
sudden squealing of little pig. Be
fore any one could investigate. Har-
old. recalling certain of his own ex-
periences. said: ooh. never mind. |
fink somebody am a 'pankin' he"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1904-11-03
JUST FOR FUN.

He says he knows all the best peo-
pie, but he doesn't seem to associate
with them"
That's because the best people
know him. Houston Post.
The summer birds have winged their
flight.
Yet autumn other music brings;
For often in the Silly night
The old steam radiator sings.
Philadelphia Record,
Have the Newlyriches got quite set
tied in their new mansion
"oh. yes. They've got all their an.
cestors hung except few who were
hung on h.'-Town Topics
Freddy Googleman was timed the
other morning when getting up to go
fishing and he dressed himself in thir-
" seconds, His record for dressing
to so to school is fifty-eight minutes
Omaha News.
Benevolent Party--Tf gave you
FIVE pennies aud your H.tle brother
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1904-11-03
Exceptions to the Freedom,

Johnny-This is free country, isn't
it, pa?
Father-It is, unless you belong to
the union and have to go on strike
when you'd rather work, or unless you
don't belong to the union and get hit
in the head with brick when you
want to work
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1904-11-03

asked you for two Of them how many
would you have?
Enterprising Newsboy-Ffve.-
cago Journal.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1904-11-03
Consideration,

so Russia is to rush more men to
/ the front"
How considerate,'
"Meaning?"
THAT they do not wish to keep the
Japs waiting for more targets
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-04-16
WOMAN WORRIES HIM.
Millionaire Miner Guards Against Visit
From ALLEGED Cousin.

Berkeley. April l5.--Andrew Hunk
er, the man that discovered the Hunk
er Greek mines in the Klondike and
dug three or four millions in gold out
of them. is guarding himself against
q woman. He is not exactly undergo
ing seige, but he expects his castle
AZ s42S Bancroft way to be stormed
any minute and he swears he isn't go
ing 70 take any chances that may be
altogether unnecessary.
The millionaire miner, for he is
rated as such, claims Mrs. Christine
Carroll for his nemesis. Mrs. Car
rolls actions in regard to the afore-
said castle on Bancroft way displeased
him awhile ago. She refused and he
appealed to the law. 1t took writ Of
resistution. backed by the lay. TO finally
accomplish her ejectment.
The whole case was fought out in
Judge Melvin's court last Friday Hun
ker had no difficulty in proving that
the house in question is his own. In
her own behalf Mrs. Carroll sought to
show that it had been given to her by
Hunker as an engagement present.
Hunker denied that matrimony had
ever figured in the transaction at all.
Anyway Judge Melvin said that Mrs
Carroll was wrong and gave Hunker
possession of the house.
Hunker was so well satisfied with
his victory that he did not go near the
house on that day. He let tEo deputy
sheriffs go out to take possession of
the house. But when the deputy sher-
ifs arrived they found that Mrs Car
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-04-16

Scarcely day goes by that County
Clerk Clinton does not receive a let
ter addressed to w. D. Case, recorder
of Clatsop county. Mr.. Case is a CO.
lumbia county office holder being a
member OF the county court there
and the error was made by n Marion
county publisher of giving him az the
recorder of this county instead of a
Columbia county commissioner. when
remittances are made In the letters
thus enormously addressed Mr. clln-
ton always returns them.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-04-16
ROYAL
BAKING POWDER
ABSOLUTELY PURE

roll had been there before them. She
had taken away most Of the furniture
and had a lot packed up for future de-
livery TO the expressman. The window
curtains were gone. led covers gone,
as was everything that could be moved
in hurry. Some of the things that
could not be moved away easily were
stored in the house of a neighbor who
had received them on the strength of
Mrs, Carrolrs statement that they were
for storage.
OF course when Hunker heard of thic
sacrilege he hurried to Berkeley post
haste He was angry clear through and
swore vengeance. The next day an ex-
pressman showed up to take more
things away. but he was scared off
when Hunker saw him. Since then
Hunker has been expecting a vista
tion from Mrs Carroll any time and is
constantly on guard.
Hunker looks upon Mrs. Carroll as
the most ungrateful person he ever
knew. He says she came to him d year
ago with the claim that she was his
cousin. He has assisted her in a ma
terial way
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-04-16
PERSONAL MENTION.

C. ]. Curtis is up from Seaside.
Mrs. Leyde returned last night from
a trip to Portland.
Charles Jordan returned last night
from a trip to the sound.
S. NJ. Gallagher returned last night
from a business trip TO Portland.
VIII r. Hume returned yesterday
from an extended visit in San Fran
cisco.
Walter Jackson, who enjoys the dis
tinction of being a grandfather, came
down from Portland last night to at
tend to the wants Of local patrons.
Will Painter has accepted a posi-
ton with the Pacific Packing G. Nav
igation Company and will leave in the
morning for the sound, On his way to
Juneua. He is TO run launch for the
company
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-04-16
Imperial ukase issued.

St. Petersburg. April 15.-An i'm
perial ukase issued here directs that
the $4,000 obtained by the reduction
in the estimates for the expenditure of
the imperial household shall be added
to the "free resources" Of the state
treasury. These resources are now
being utilized for war purposes.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-04-16
REPAIRS NOT COMPLETED
cortland Journal.)

| " SANatha& sNhAA0AsF
Shipping men are annoyed at the
long detention of the dredge Chinook
In Portland harbor, She has been
there about six weeks undergoing re-
pairs to her boilers. and at the time
she was brought up from Astoria 1t
was generally understood that the
work would be completed In about
three weeks, Shippers are anxious
for her TO get back TO the bar and inn
prove the time during the continuance
OF this good weather. II is pointed
out that she could have been operated
every hour of the time for the past
week had she been down there and in
proper shape. As II Is the time Is
counted lost. They assert that II is
more important to the interests OF
this port to have that dredging done
at the mouth OF the river than any
other local Improvement which has
been under contemplation for years.
All along. they declare, 1t appears
that everything has been operating to
delay the dredging, In the first place
they state, the vessel was sent to the
Columbia river from California about
five months later than she should have
been. She got up here at the time the
stormy season had set In. and as a
consequence 1t was impossible for her
to make any showing OF importance.
She was out on the bar only about
half a dozen times, and then she re-
mained but a short time, owing to the
rough weather. Finally her boilers
got out of repair, and II was decided
to bring the dredge up to Portland
and put her In good shape for operat-
ing by the time the spring season OPP
ened. That period has apparently ar
rived but the Chinook is stjll in the
hands Of workmen.
When she will be ready to return TO
the mouth of the river is problemat-
ical. Some say she may be in shape to
be placed in commission at the end OF
the present week. but others are Of
the opinion that she will be here for
some time yet. Her boilers were
leaking in eight different places, apd
to make the necessary repairs is TAX
ing much longer than was at first be.
Iieved. When she does get 10 work
II is the general opinion that she will
give a good account OF herself. The
few times that she was at work down
here during the winter showed that
she is capable Of doing a great deal Of
iredging in a few hours time. Ship
1ers seem confident that she will be
lble to cut out a channel 80 feet deep
,efore the summer is at an end.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-04-16

Two daring thieves yesterday pos
sessed themselves OF a skiff belong
ing to two woodchoppers who live at
the foot Of Ninth street. The thieves
jumped into the boat and rowed away
with it, and when the matter was re-
poretd TO the police the robbers had
escaped. The. men are believed to
have belonged to one of the vessels in
the lower harbor and there is no hope
on the part of the owners Of recover
ing he missing property.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-04-16
Riots in kharkoH.

New York, April 15.-Serious de-
against the war are re-
ported in Kharkoff according to q
World dispatch from Vienna. Khar
koff is the center Of the densest in
dustrial population in Russia. All
the schools and colleges have been
closed pending the return of tranquil
ity.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-04-16

The county court has asked bids for
the construction Of part of the Elk
creek toll road. The court has leased
TO c. c. Clark part Of the Necanlcum
river for logging purposes. the order
stipulating that the price to be asked
for use Of the creek shall not ex-
ceed 80 cents per thousand feet for
logs.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-04-16

Syracuse, y. Y, April IA heavy
snow storm is sweeping central and
northern New York. In Syracuse the
snow is three inches deep.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-04-16

Little Colds" Thousands of lives
sacrificed every year. DR.. Woods Nor
way Pine Syrup cures little colds, cures
big colds too, down to the very verge
of consumption.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-04-16
DELAYED Trains Proceed,

Redding. April 15.--The blockade on
the Southern Pacific caused by a land
slide in the Siskiyou mountains. was
lifted this afternoon and delayed trains
have proceeded.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-04-16
soFTNEss or sEALsKIN.
Ts Rlvaled by Human Hair Whore
DandruR IL Eraaicated.

Dandrun ~ Eradicnted.
sealskin is admired the world over for
its softness and glossiness; and yet the
human hair Is equally as soft ana glossy
when healthy; and the radical cause Of all
hair trouble is dandruff, which II caused
by a pestiferous parasite that snps the
vitality Of the hair at It's root. NowbroH
Herplcide is the only preparation that n
fatal to the dandruff germ without dan
druff there is no failing hair, but lux.
uriant growth OF glossy. soft hair n Ger.
tain. Securing tho scalp won't cure dan.
drum. XIII the dnndruff germ. Thous.
ands OF women owe their beautiful suits
of hair to Newbro'H Horplclde. Sold by
leading druggists. Send 100. in stamps
to The Herpiclde Co.. Detroit, Mich,
Eagle Drug Store Owl nrug store
s51-s59 Bond st. $40 Com. N.
Astoria. Oregon.
II. r. LAURIN, Proprietor.
spselal Agent.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-04-16
HEALTH
is the
Most Important

In buying food-products, several things
are to be thought Of i. e., Economy,
Results, Easy Handling, Reliability, but
the most important is Health.
Health means everything. In buying
clothes, shoes, hats, furniture, ETC., if the
buyer is deceived and gets an imitation
the only harm is loss Of money. In buy
ing food-products, if limitations are sup
piled, there is not only loss Of money,
but perhaps an injury to health which
is beyond price.
Remember these facts when buying baking poSvder.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-04-16
THE FIRST
PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH
Rev, HERBERT HOPKINS BROWN.
Pastor
Services every Sunday az follows;
ll:00 a. m. Morning Worship
1915 o. m. The Sunday School
$3.50 p. m. The Young Peoples So
ciety.
7:s0 p. m. Evening Service.

At the morning service the pastor
viii preach. taking for his theme "'rhe
Anchor of the Soul"
Attention is called TO the spcial SER
vice to be held at 3 p, IN, at the Bap-
list church.
In the evening there will be u union
service In the interest OF Sabbath OBJ
servance. The Rev. J. Harper Lelper,
OF Portland, will be present and de.
liver an address.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1904-03-25
More Riots.

Disturbances of strikers are not
nearly as grave as an individual dis
order of the system. Oyerwork, loss
of sleep, nervous tension will be fol-
lowed by utter collapse, unless a re-
liable remedy is Immediately employ
ed. There's nothing so effective to
cure disorders of the Liver or Kidneys
as Electric Bitters. It's a wonderful
tonic, and effective nervine and the
greatest all around medicine for run
down systems. 1t dispels Nervous
ness, rheumatism and Neuralgia and
eXpels Malaria germs. Only soc, and
satisfaction guaranteed by Bowers &,
Comstock, druggists.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1904-03-25
WORLDS FAIR NEWS NOTES.

1hirty-iive miles of roadway have
been constructed within the Worlds
Fair grounds.
Ninety thousand gallons of water
viii pour over the three cascades at
the Worlds Fair every minute.
The guides WHO will operate the
push chairs at the Louisiana Purchase
exposition will be selected from the
students of universities in the United
States. Hundreds of applications have
been made. Preference will be given
TO students working their way through
college Every successful applicant
must weigh not less than 140 pounds,
must not be less than } feet ~ inches
tall, and his age must he between IS
and % years.
Eighty-one companies, firms and in
dividuals will aid in making Tennes-
sees mineral exhibit at the Worlds
Fair. They Will contribute specimens
| of the following minerals: Coal. coke,
iron, copper, zinc, lead, marble slate,
barytes, silica, gold, PHOSPHATE, dolo-
mite, manganese, pyritcs of iron, clays,
lithOgraphing stone, petroleum, min.
eral waters, cement, shalc, onyx, build
ing stone. pottery products, fire brick,
etc.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1904-03-25
ADMINISTRATORS SALE,

III pursuance oil an order oil the Court of Com.
mon Pleas of Wood County, Ohio, l viii oifer
lnr sale ut public auction On Saturday, the 9th
nay OF april, 1904 at p. m upon th, premises
the following described real estate, situated In
me Village OF Perrysburg, Wood County. Ohio.
to-wit: All OF 1nlot No. 775 as designated on tn.
recorded plat OF said village, save and except
mat 5O feet fronting on the Iorth side of Water
street. granted by deed from James p. Averill
anu vile to he Dayton & Michigan Railroad
company, and occupied as a pumping station
SAD property for sale including the old Boetsch
mi site on Water street in sail Village jusl
west OF the Intersection of said Water street and
louisiana avenue Said properly IL appraised
at one hundred and sixty dollars (sl6O0Uj.
Ierms OF sale: Either Cash, or onethird in
nhId, ana one-third in one year and one-third
IN IN TWO years from date of sale, with interest
Inc payments 10 be secured by mortgage upon
the premises sold.
Il. EUGENE RHEINFRANK,
Administrator of the Estate
OF George Boetsch, deceased.
Dated March 4, 1914 Id
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1904-03-25
COLDS CAUSE PNEUMONIA.

One of the most remarkable cases
of cold, deep-seated on the lungs,
causing pneumonia, is that of Mrs.
Gertrude E. Fenner, Marion, Ind, who
was entirely cured by the use of
One Minute Cough Cure. She says:
The coughing and straining so weak
ened me that l ran down in weight
from 14S to 80 pounds. l tried num-
ber of remedies to no avail until
used One Minute Cough Cure. Four
bottles of this wonderful remedy
cured me entirely of the cough,
strengthened my lungs and restored
me to my normal weight, health and
strength" Sold by Bowers and Com
stock.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1904-03-25
READ 1T THROUGH.
'Twoud Spoil This Story to Tell it in
The Headlines.

To use an eighteenth century
phrase, this is on ''o'er true tale.
Having happened in a small Virginia
town in the winter of 1902, it is a
story very much of the present. Up
to short time ago Mrs. John L. Har-
mon, of Melfa Station, Va, had no
personal knowledge of the rare cura-
i've properties of Chamberlain
Cough Remedy. Last January" she
says, my baby took deadful cold
and at one time l feared she would
have pneumonia, but one of my neigh
bors told me how this remedy had
cured her little boy and began giving
it to my baby at once and it soon
cured her. l heartily thank the manu-
facturers of Chamberlain Cough
Remedy for placing so great cure
within my reach. / cannot recon-
mend it too highly or say too much in
its favor. l hope all who read this
will try it and be convinced as | was"
For sale by Bowers &c Comstock.