davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-04-17
Northwest News
BOYS AREKILLED
BY SHELLED CORN
Smother In 10000 Bushels
of Grain i'm an Ele-
VdtOT.

FALLS CITY. Neb., April 16.-Lester
Kermode and Alfred Boyd, aged respec-
lively seven and fifteen years, lost their
lives today while playing in an elevator
containing 40, 900 bushels of shelled corn.
Unaware of the boys presence elevator
men opened the chute to fill a car, and
in the rush of the grain the boys were
carried under and smOthered.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-04-17

dent Mitchell. of the United Mine Work
ers Of America, to have the men return
The miners have decided that President
Mitchell does not understand the situation
and resolved to stay out until further
communication could be had. The opera
tors refuse to arbitrate with the local
union
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-04-17
Damaged at Devils Lake.

Special to The Globe
DEVILS LAKE, n. D., April 1e.-Fire
in the First National Bank building did
$1,000 damage, burning hole from the
basement through the bank on the first
floor and badly damaging the Office of the
Western Union Telegraph company on the
second floor. The origin Of the fire is un-
known. The whole building was badly
damaged by smoke. The loss is fully COW
cred by insurance.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-04-17
Socialists Surely Move.

OMAHA, Neb., April 16.-The count of
the referendum vote on the question of
removing the national headquarters of the
Socialist party from Omaha to Chicago
was completed today. resulting in a vote
Of 5 to 1 in favor of Chicago. Assistant
Secretary Clark left for that city today
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-04-17
Dead Sheep Under Snow.

GLENDIVE, Mont. April 16.-The
melting SHOWS have disclosed thousands
of dead sheep on the ranges. The loss
heavy. is serious. Hundreds of men are
skinning the sheep and burning the re-
mains to prevent an epidemic.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-04-17
ISt of Patents.

exists. 1t is also alleged the building
trades people contemplated going out on
a strike themselves.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-04-17
New Incentive for Farmers.

Special to The Globe.
WINONA, Mimi. April 16.--A new de-
parture at the street fair here this year
will be the Offering of prizes for photo
graphs of farm homes fixed up In the
most attractive manner. The contest will
be open only to farmers. and it is be-
lieved the number of entries will be large.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-04-17

Mrs. Knicker-Do you treat your cook
like one OF the family?
Mrs Bocker-We daren't, but she treats
us like one Of hers.-New York Sun.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-04-17
washington time q p. m. St Paul..

*RISe.
The Mississippi will fall slowly in the
vicinity of St. Paul during the next -
hours.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-04-17

The State Savings Bank, 4th and MINI.
SITS, is for savings only: opens accounts OF
81 and upwards and is safe beyond ques-
ton.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-04-17
AIexieH Takes Command.

ST. PETERSBURG April 1e.-Vice-
roy Alexief took over the comman of
the Russian fleet at Port Arthur this
afternoon and raised his flag on hoard
the battleship Sebastopol.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-04-17

Say Mitchell Needs Enlightenment.
BUTTE. Mont, AprihA6.-The strike of
600 men in the coal MINES at Red Lodge
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1904-04-17

Cartha ginian.
CeviC.
. MeSaba.
BarbaroSSa.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1904-01-16
STATE OF WISCONSIN, I In supeyior Court
Douglas County.
JOHN NOBLE, Plaintiff.
VS..
ANNIE ALLEN. Defendant.

Notice is hereby given, that by virtue Of ana
pursuant to Judgment OF force osure and sale
rendered aud entered in the above entitled
action In the Superior Court OF Douglas County.
Wisconsin, on the nth day Of December, A. d
1902 in favor of the above named plaintiff anC
against the above named defendant ! shall al
the eastehy front door Of the Court House IN
the City OF Superior Douglas County. Wscon-
sin on the Eth day OF February, 1904 at ten
o'clock in the forenoon offer for sale and sell
at public auction to the highest bidder
for cash. the following described piece
and parsel OF real estate situated in said County
of Douglas and tate of Wisconsin, to-wit: Lot
lg2 On East FIRST street being IN the subdiyi-
sion OF Blocks Is and % ON East First street IN
the townsite of superior now part Of the city
OF Superior accOrdh ( to the recorded plats OF
Of ,aid townsitc ana of said subdivision re
corded in the Office Of the Register OF Deeds
in and for said Douglas County WiScon-
sin with the appuftenancgs thereunto belong
ing, TO satisfy the amount of said Judgment
with interest from the date OF entry thereof
ana the costs subsequent hereto.
Dated This 18th day of December 1908
Edward NJ KiuuoE.
Sheriff of Douglas County
Wisconsin.
Crownhart Toley
plaintiffs Attorneys. Dec. 19,Feb. 10
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1904-01-16

Charles Frohman will be present ed
this season by O d. Woodward On
account OF the long engagement at
Duluth and Superior manager Mar
has arranged to play this expensive
production at %, 50, IS cents and Sl.0O
a44sk
Foxy Grandpa the we'll Kno wn
musical comedy will appear with an
all star cast at the Grand next Friday
evening Jan. 22nd.
1aH&#
James A. Ierne's beautiful comedy
Drama, Sag Harbor" holds the re-
cord for big receipts in many Of the
New England cities aud il certainly
did play to some very large houses.
At Hartford, Conn for three nights
and matinee at s15O prices the re-
ceipJs amounted TO s42l0; at Spring
field, Mass for two nighs and mat
inee the tlle was S3437; at Portland,
Ne 5000; at Worcester, Mass SSO44;
at Lawrence, Mass. the take for two
performances was S2l13; at New Bed
ford Tor one nignt the play drew Si3j3
at Tauntod sll04; at Woonsocket, r
| sl092; at Waterbury, Conn. S1127;
at Manchester n. II, >lOj5; at Barre,
Vt. :1UOs aud in over twenty other
New England cities the receipts aver
aged over $1,000 a performance. A
fine production of this popular drama
will be given at the Grand the last Of
January
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1904-01-16

Joseph Sayadag tine Trrurh htsio
rian. ana Jules Saadcam q novelist
made their meeting nc d public re. n
ton the oc, sion for dispute a- g t#e
respective laces which they occupied
in the world Of letters.
"rhe reading OF history is Else riIl
It needs The sugar cUIting 90 wHhe j,
palatable." argued the novelist
"Ah, bur il is The ingredient whites
cures. not che coating" unmarked tl'a
historian
"rhen let us divide hyn"N~ sia
sandeau. "rur II II werH uui for ny
sugar coatiug your historical me's
would dry ON the shelves.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1904-01-16
4 Very Close Call

81 stuck to my engine, although
every joint ached and every nerve
was racked with pain" writes, G. w.
BelIamy, q locomotive fireman, of
Burlington, Iowa. II was weak and
pale, without any appetite and all
run down. As | was about to give up,
Electric Btters and taking it felt as
well as | ever did in my life" Weak,
sickiy, run down people always gain
new life, strength and vigor from
their use. Try them Satisfaction
guaranteed by B. d. Merrell Druggist
only hOc.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1904-01-16
G0RD0N'S GRl5T

John Sutton of Saltwater, was t
town Monday
Mr. and Mrs. Thomas Lynch are re-
jolcing over the arrival OF baby hal
Mrs. G.. d. Bular and Miss aalt,
Bular Of Stilwater are Ia town.
Frank Rntican went to Sduwulgl
Tuesday TO attend tho funeral OF Dan
ReardOn.
Mrs. II Persons spent Thursda1 i.
Superior,
1il Rniiosn returned from Bennett
i6Giay
Paddy Bergiu was confined ~ hlr
home Tor few daya this week ~ ID
tonsiIitls.
Chester Brycnlon of Drummoud De-
in town.
Doctor James OF Solon Spring wa.
in town Wednesday
Dan Reardon, a former rc.W.u d,
Gordon, died Tuesday incoming .H
home in Saltwater of heart dosp.su
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1904-01-16
Domcstie Iroublc,

It is exceptional to find lw4
where there are no domeslictup0wt
occasionally, but THESE oau hv ioHeu
ed by having DR. kiug's Now lla
Pills around. Much trouble sHat
save by their great work in Stomach
aud Liver troubles. Thoy mon o#g
relieve you, but cure 2,o D. Mon
rell's Pharmacy,
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1904-01-16


United states Land Ohicc,
Ashland, Wis, Nov. 10, 1876
Notice is hereby given that in compliance
with the provisions Of the act OF Congress OF
June 3, 1878 entitled AN net for the vale OF
timber lands IN the States of California, Oregon.
Nevada and Washington Territory as extend
ell to all the Public Land States by act of Aug
ust (. 1892, Borghild Hanson of Superior, county
OF Doug las stale o. Wisconsin has this day fled
in this Office her sworn statement No. SO lor
the purchase Of he SEA Of seq of Section
No. 81 in Township No IS n Range No, Il w.
aud viii, offer proof to show that the land
ought is more Yaluabc for its timber or stone
than for arricutu purposes aud to establish
her claim 10 said land before rhilH, Pcrkt,
L. :. Commissioner, at superior, ou Tuesday
the End day o. February 1901
She names rs witnesses;
Thomas .. Staupe Of Chailcy. Wis.
Lorens smith of FoXboro Wis
John Hanson Of superior, Wis.
ole klippe Of Gordon, Wis.
ANY aud a persons claiming adversely tn,
above described land, are requested to Gle thci
claims in this ohice on or before said 2nd day o
| February 1904,
August Docuitz.
nov Il jan p Register
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1904-01-16

when Cigarette, the Friend Of the
Flag" appears. She is urged to dance
and does 20, dancing as only she
would when the mood was on her and
her yiyacity impelled her Flashing.
circiiug, sWIrlIng like bird she dances
all the while casting stolen gIances
at Bersie Cecil with whom she has
suddenly become infatuated. The
handsome guardsman gives little
heed TO her, mis- affections being cen
tered IN Lady Venetia, who is now
married TO Chateauroy. Cigarette
tormeuted with jealousy, betrays Ce-
ell to his superior officer and he is
condemned TO death Later the girl
discovered her mistake. and to save
Cecil from the Consequences Of her
rash act, she goes 10 Bidah Fort, an
outpost in the desert, there TO beg Il
repreye for him At ChelIala Gorge
sine is attacked by Bedouins and es-
capes them. In the last act Cigarettes
supreme sacrifice h. completed. Miss
Jane Remark enacJs the role of Gig
arctic and is said TO realize the idea
OF the author with her characteriza
ton. Tie portrayal is remarkable in
its strength, and Miss Remark inter
prets tbe fiery passions and the swift.
changes OF emotion which QuUida has
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1904-01-16
Notice for Publication.

Timber Land. Act June s. ls7s :
JUltcd states Land Office.
Ashland Wis, Nov 10. 1903, !
Notice is hereby given that in compliance
with the provisions of the act of Congress oil
Jrue 3, 1875 entitled "Anact for sale Of timber
lands in the states of California. Oregon Neva-
da and Washington Territory, as extended Ia
all the Public Land States by act OF August t.
1872. John Hanson OF superior, county Of
Douglas state of W Wisconsin, has this day filed in
this Office his sworn statement No. $50, for the
purchase Of the Ne a of section No 10 in
Township No. a n Range No Is " and viii
ollcr proof to show that the land sought is more
valuable for its timber or stone than for agr-
cultural purposes, and 20 establish his claim to
said land before Phil II. Perkins. [. 5. Com
missionCrs, superior Wisconsin ON Thursday.
the ith day OF February 1904,
lie names as witnesses
Thomas O. >taupc of Chancy Wisl
Lurens Smith o, Folklore, Wis
ole EIippe of Gordon Wis.
BorghiId Hanson of superior Wis
Any aud all persons claiming adversely the
aboyc-described hand, are requested to file
their claims in this office on or before said an
day Of February, 1894.
August .Docnin,
Register.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1904-01-16
Miller Gamble


Miss Sarah Miller and William J.
Gamble were united in the bonds Of
holy wedlock by Rev NJ. A. Fiahrity
Monday evening at 9 o'clock. The
wedding was held at the home of the
minister. The bride was atJred ia a
white muslin de sol and carried car
nations Miss Aida Miller and Frank
Feruand served as bridesmaid and
best man. Only the immediate friends
OF the family were present The affair
was one of the greatest social events
of the season and host OF friends and
relatives shower their cougratula-
lions upon the happy pair.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1904-01-16
ST VI MONS.

TATE or WIsCONsIN-D Douglas County, In
circuit Cour.
Tia, state of Wisconsin to the said drlend
uut~. and each of them.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1904-01-16

will send you the PoLICE GAZETTE for
one year and a complete Setof Hand made
Boxing Gloves which win last for years,
or tine Punching Bag.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1904-01-16
Notice for Publication.

Timber Land. Act June 3. lS1s.
United States Land Ohlcc ?
Ashland, Wis, Nov. 10, 1873 J
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-06-03
Lean Year Proposals.

The origin of the peculiar wo-
mans right of leap year is said
to date back to the fiftieth century
st. Bridget, so the story goes, was
troubled because the women un-
der her charge insisted on their
right of proposing to the men. Ac-
cordingly she. went to st. Patrick
and begged him to settle the mat
ter by fixing certain seasons IN
which women might take the ini-
tiative. st. Patrick promised them
every seventh year, but then,
pleased by the persuasive elo-
ausnce of St. Bridget, he said they
should have the longest year IN
the calendar, and that was every
fourth year, when February had
an extra day.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-06-03
Triumphs of Modern Surgery.

Wonderful things are done for
the human body by surgery. Or
gans are taken out and scraped
and put back, or they may be re-
moved entirely; bones are spliced ;
pipes take the place of diseased
sections of veins; antiseptic dress
ings are applied to wounds,
bruises, burns and like injuries be-
fore inflammation sets in, which
causes them to heal without mat
uration and in one:third the time
required by the old treatment.
Chamberlain's Pain Balm acts on
this same principle. 1t is an an
tiseptic and when applied to such
injuries, causes them to heal very
quickly. 1t also alleys the pain
and soreness. Keep a bottle OF
Pain Balm in your home and ii
will save you time and>money, not
to mention the Inconvenience and
differing which such injuries en-
tail. For sale by Hill Brothers.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-06-03
For a Hundred Years.

For a hundred years or more
Witch Hazel has been recognized
as a superior remedy, but it re-
NAMED for E. G. Dewitt & Com
pany, of Chicago, to discover how
to combine the virtues OF Witch
Hazel with other antiseptics, in
the form of q sa]ve. Dewitt s
Witch Hazel S&ive is the best
salve in the world for sores, cuts,
burns, bruises and piles. The
high standing of this salve has
given rise to counterfeits, and the
public is advised to look for the
name Dewitt" on the package,
and accept no other. Sold by
Stotler & Corbett, Opera House
Drug store.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-06-03
Women and Jewels.

Jewels, candy, flowers, man
that IS the order of woman g pref
erences. Jewels form a magnetic
mighty power to the average wo-
man. Even that greatest OF all
Jewels, health, is often ruined IL
the strenuous effort to save the
moQey to purchase them. 1t q
woman will risk her health to get
a coveted gem, then let her fortify
herself against the insiduous con.
sequences of coughs, colds and
bronchial affections by regular
use Of DIR. Boschee's German Syr-
up. 1t Will promptly arrest con-
sumption in its early stages and
heal the affected lungs and broh-
chial tubes and drive the dread
disease from the system. 1t is not
a cure all, but it is a certain cure
for coughs, colds and all bron-
CHA! troubles. You can get DE-
Green's reliable remedies at D.
A. Memberships.
Get Green's Special Almanac.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-06-03
Easily. Satisfied.

The general Federation of Wo-
mems clubs is a most optimistic
and easily satisfied body. 1t
proved this by passing a resolu-
ton thanking Congress for inves-
tigating the Mormon question. 1t
takes an exceedingly optimistic
temperament to find anything to
be grateful for or encouraged
over the action of Congress on
the Mormon question. The scan
dalous revelations that were made
in the testimony taken before the
Senate committee Mortified the
country and showed state of af-
fairs that even the investigators
would rather not have revealed.
But political expediency kept the
Senate from acting decisively and
promptly as it could and should
have done, though it did not get
busy in time to even head off the
worst of the disclosures. There is
every indications that the Senate
would now gladly drop the whole
matter if it dared. 1t will do
nothing to combat Mormonism
until it is absolutely compelled.
Polygamy is political as well as
religious, and all MormOns vote
as thew are told.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-06-03
To Make Hair Grow

To stop the hair from falling
out, first of all, you must cure
your scalp. Nothing in the world
will make hair grow except a
clean, healthy scalp.
YOST'S MEXICAN ECZEMA
AND DANDRUFF JURE
is not an ordinary hair tonic, but
it is the most effective skin and
scalp cure known. 1t will pene-
trate the skin and scalp, and it
contains the proper ingredients to
kill any disease germ, which is
the cause Of it all, It. is not greasy
nor sticky, and will positively
cure after everything else has
failed, or your money back.
At all barber shops and drug
stores, so cent and 81 bottles
Manufactured only by
FRED Y0sT,
140o Market st., Wheeling, w. Va.
Beware Of refilled and unlabel-
ed bottles.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-06-03
ROBINSON AMUSEMENT co.
What an Eminent Judge Has TO
Saw of It.

The Hon. Judge Clark, of Cold
water, Mich. sent the following
letter to the chairman of the Niles
Street Fair committee. 1t tells its
own story of the excellence OF the
Robinson organization:
Coldwater, Mich, July 26, '03.
Mr.. VIM. III. Snyder, Niles, Mich. /:
Dear Sir:-I have been request
ed by Mr.. Parkinson to write you
relative to the Robinson Amuse-
ment company, and do not hest
tate to state that from an expert
ence gained through one season s
business, and careful survey OF
the field, and conferences with
other carnival companies, the Rob-
inson company occupy the high
est position in their line. [ found
them gentlemanly, generous, and
possessed of the sort of business
ability that means success not only
for themselves but the city or in
dividuals employing them.
Their exhibitions were entirely
free from Objectionable features,
and I took the trouble to visit
them the present season and learn
the character of their exhibition
and found that they were main
tanning the same high standard OF
excellence.
I am always pleased to have an
opportunity to testify when [ can
do so without mental reservation
as in the present instance.
Yours respectfully,
H. G. CLARK,
Director General.
P. 81 neglected to state that
we find that our local ladies as
ticket takers gave an assurance as
to character of exhibits that is
beneficial and your ladies will find
as did. our own, that there Is
nothing in such employments that
will not comport with their dig
nifty or compromise them in any
manner. CLAIM.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-06-03
A Promising Oil Country.

The Creek, Usage and Cherokee
nations in. Indian Territory are
receiving wide recognition as q
promising oil country, and capital
and development have so far
brought handsome results. The
oil is Of superior quality; the ter
ritory is reached directly by the
Frisco system, who issues free OF
charge, booklet, giving full data
concerning the country and it's
possibilities. Mailed to any adj
dress upon request to Sidney Van
Dusen, 7O6 Park building, Pitts
burg, Pa. Luz
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-06-03

II have ben troubled for some
time with indigestion and sour
stomach" says Mrs. Sarah w.
Curtis, of Lee,. Mass, "and have
been -aking Chamberlain's Stom-
ach and Liver Tablets which have
helped me very much so that now
I can eat many things that before
I could not" If you have any
trouble with your stomach why
not take these Tablets and gel
well. For sale by Hill Brothers.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-06-03
The Opera House Drug Store

ask the readers of this paper to
test the value of Kodol Dyspepsia
Cure. Those persons who have
used it and who have been cured
by it, do not hesitate to recon,
mend it to their friends. Kodol
digests what you eat, cures indl-
gestion, dyspepsia and all stom-
ach and digestive organs to con-
tribute to the blood all of the
nutriment contained in the food.
Kodol Dyspepsia Cure is pleasant
and palatable.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-06-03
ONLY $1.00 TO
WILLIAMSTOWN (Marietta)
and PARKERSBURG
and return
SUNDAY, JUNE 9TH,
BALTIMORE & OHIO RI.

BALTIMORE & OHIO R.R.
Special train will leave Sisters
vile at 9:1S a. m. Eastern time.
Returning special train will leave
Parkersburg 6 p. M, and Will
Jamestown 600 p. m.
Wheeling VS.. Parkersburg.
For additional information call
on ticket agents.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-06-03
This VIII Interest Many Men.

B. ]. Longwell, the Wheeling
publisher, says that if anyone al
ficted with varicocele or are
weak where perfect men are
strong will send their address to
him at Wheeling, w. Va, (send
no money! he will direct them to
a perfect cure. He will tell you
how he was cured after years OF
search for relief. Hundreds have
tested this with success. Write
today. 2ld&w,i
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-06-03
Thompson's Barosma Kidney
and Bladder Cure.

IA. never been known to fail in cuIinF
.nv disease of the Kidneys. Liver am
bladder: also Sciatic Rheumatism, Pal
nitation of the Heart, Nervous Debil-
ity and Female Weakness. Can oe
taken by all ages and has cured nan
children OF non-refantion OF bedWFt
ting. Thompson baroStoa, s0t &c
$40
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-06-03

When you have hair-raising
tale to tell you should always
spring it on a bald-headed man.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-03-26
Throat sore2

There's no telling what a sore
throat will do if you give it right OF
way" Uncertain remedies often
cause dangerous delay. Make a cure
sure with Painkiller, known for half
a century as a specific for sore throat,
Group, coughs. and all kindred troubles
Keep it by you for an emergency. It
never fails. Avoid substitutes, there
is but one Painkiller, Perry Davis
Csc. and soc.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-03-26
Special Provisions have been made for the Ac-
commodation of Ladies' and Children

A bride from the cooking schools door,
Whose married days numbered just
four.
Baked her husband a pie,
And he ate il, poor guy.
And now she Is single once more