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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-12-18
TIME FOR REJOICING

ALL Russia was rejoicing The Gar
n was pacing up and down his palatlal
library, his face wreathed In smiles, and a
pleasing and satisfied look III his bright, blue
eyes The Czarina the picture of happi-
ness itself, as she lOunged beneath the old
gold tapestries in her boudoir, 4 flush OF
ecstasy standing out on the cheeks that
were usually SO pallid.
Outside the colossal palace the Cars
subjects were humming merry anthems
of praise The kibitkas that hurried to
and fro held only cheerful occupants who
bad tidings of gladness for everyone whom
they encountered. Kiosks were beautifully
decorated.
The good news had spread from the bord-
ers of Hungary to the Black Sea.
The peasants forgot their hard struggles
for the right to exist, and were filled with
qualification at the message which had gone
forth from the palace. Patriarchs and the
nobility were raising glasses OF kumiss and
toasting their grand rulers. All was gaIety
where before dreary silence and expectancy
had reigned. The black cloud which had
been lowering for SO many years over the
Great Bear had melted into sunshine, and
,ts golden effugence lit up the broad, mrth-
full Countenances.
And strangers who happened into the land
asked the cause of all this hilarty this dis
solution of sorrow and gravity. Had the
war eventually ended?
Not at all. The little "Czardine Alexis
had just donned his first pair of pants
X X X
The small boy had been thoughtful for
ssme minutes. Presently he came to the
point.
Mother, I've been thinking about whip
pings. | don't believe they do any good at
all. You only remember the spanking, and
always forget what it was for
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-12-18
THREW AWAY HIS TEA

MAYOR WEAVER OF Philadelphia tel
wi of an encounter that took place between
DR. Swallow, the Prohbitionist candidate for
the presidency, and labOrer. whom the doctor
CHANGED to observe one day IN Harrisburg
The doctor had noticed sticking from the
l,borer's pocket a black bottle Of u ProdigiOus
size.
Whereupon the advocate Of Temperance
stopped IN his walk and engaged the man
conversation. He pictured the misery that
resulted from the bottle. and earnestly begge'!
the lstborer 10 forego the consumption OF rs
contents So fervidIy did Dr. swallow pu-
the case that the man was much Impressed.
and in response 10 his urgent request broke
the bottle upon the ground Then, As a re-
ward, the temperance advocate gave the
good man a quarter wherewith 70 buy
something better 10 drink
The man went of, and 10 the great dIsntE
and disgust Of the doctor Immediately en-
tered saloon.
When he had come out, the doctor again
accosted HIM, asking why he had spent the
money for drink.
Well, me good sir, replied the hbore-
Il thought it was drink We wanted me %
buy for the stuff that l threw away v.s
cold tea
Benham: The hairs OF our heads aye I'D
numbered -
Mrs Benham- At the rate you 4r-
getting bald you'll soon have 70 looh oor
for number one
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-12-18
A CASE OF HABIT

BURTON HOLMES was once asked
u by a friend if it not tresome to
deliver the same lecture thirty or forty times.
He usually has five lectures each season,
and during the winter he lectures eight or
ten times a week.
1T is not particularly tiresome to me,
replied Mr.. Holmes: Il can't speak for
the audience You, see, after | have re-
peated lecture a dozen times it becomes
a habit with me, and | can start the talk
and then go away and leave my face. 1t
viii finish the lecture all right without any
further help from
1t is all habit. | like fellow l
heard about out in Kansas. He moved
back and forth between his farm in Kansas
and the home OF his wife's people in Missouri,
making the journeys in covered wagon,
or prairie schooner, SO often that his chickens
became accustomed to the trip. And when
they the canvas cover stretched over the
wagon they knew that they were to move,
and would lie down in the yard on their
backs and cross their legs to be tied. "
X K x
Il see the Smiths are going 70 make a
tour of California, remarked her husband.
Yes" said Mrs Newcash, you hear of
lots of people nowadays with towering rage"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-12-18
DICTIONARY FOR EVERYDAY USE

misunderstanding to a lie
Lake-A pond magnihed for advertising
purposes.
Convict-A fellow-criminal who has been
jagged.
Egg-A hens effort to atone for scratching
up the garden.
Day-The interval between nights.
Tramp-A man who might work if he
didn't have to live up to his contract with
the comic papers.
Infant-.A child with an adult 5 lungs
Laundry-A place where collars change
partners.
Eulogy-The whtewashing of the dead
X X X
Gerald You are d peach
Geraldine You'll have to get shaved
oftencr If you don't want to rub the down
off -
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-12-18
NEW KIND OF BAIT

FRANK K. STOCKTON used To tel 4
story OF finding boy on the bsn,
OF q stream holding his pole far out over the
water and waiting patiently for = bite
How far IS II To the lake above here
asked Stockton.
About two miles" answered the tev
indistinctly, apparently with his mouta
half full of food
What have You got in Your mo-ta 70
was the next question
'Wurns, thur"
Well, SAID the novelist. this - tie
first time ever heard of fellow iishiu,
with baited breath -
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-12-18
BRANDED ON HIS MEMORY

II E K Z Is q corporal IN one Of the best
infantry regiments IN the re-u-.-
army who has one lesson branded ON r-z
memory with words of tire-Jhe lesson thu
no excuse can be framed or uttered 10y any
soldier for being untidy or uncleau
The Colonel was going down thu --r-
on tour OF inspection, and noticed &. C.r-
poral with soIled gloves He sand ~C.--
Poral that IS setting bad example To- t.a
men, wearing soiled gloves. Why d. El
do so?"
I've. had no pay for three months. sra
and l can't afford TO hire washing done.
Taking from one OF his pockets a r..-
OF beautiful white gloves, the Colonel handel
them to the Corporal saying
Put on these gloves. washed them
myself"
X
Mrs Benharn, some people have ewes
and see not, and ears and hear not 20
BenhaIn: But never tongues AMI talk
not"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-12-18
THE SOUL OF HONESTY

CONGRESSMAN J. ADAM BEDE was
" consulting with President Roosevelt
last spring about minor federal appointment
IN the Minnesota district which he represents
After making several inquiries about the
man the President abruptly SAID: :" Is he an
honest mani
why, here, Mr.. President that man
wouldn't rob a railroad company-not if he
had the chance"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-12-18
SAFE AND SOUND CASHIER

GO YOU think the cashier OF the Steenth
- Bank is all right, do you, asked a stock
holder.
Yes, said the bank examiner. when
l call around TO examine the books he doc-u I
act as If he was specially glad to see me.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-12-18
WHY THEY MARRY WIDOWS
By Wallace Irwin

WHY is it that so many men marry
w widows'" asked the Young man with
the incipient mustache.
We'll" ventured the girl with the gum.
Il guess it's because they don't know enough
to hide when they see one"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-12-18
SAVE A LITTLE CETRISTMAS
By Loui f.
By Louis +. Thayer

Christmas times aComn an YOU better in line
Look a bit CHEEKY the
Make handclasp smile a
When to do
Ies' IL make things lively everybodys glad:
Jes and sunshine don't be gloomy like
Make everybody happy-Ies as happy be
But don't hang all the Christnas-tree!
a o Soatt thOlg the
Save kind words such a. the tear
Save few kind deeds to do when chance by an
You a little Christmas if have it
friends
Let the warmth
Till the n
But don't hang all the Christmas-ee
a small tokens of the happy Christmas
Wrap them them all side
You them later, an II bring thrill o
heart is cold
Jes this plan Christmas you'll is
BY cheer the the ysarm
Than by Cclebratm Christmas be
An by hang1n all the Christmasrec
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-12-18

NEAREST" began the good hus1.r.-
II pleasantly. isn't there one thing ....
can think OF that | can buy YOU for ChrstIua--
Not single thing replied the content.
wife, swinging to and fro IN her wicker r...s-
unless, perhaps, YOU get me par OF ~t--
suma vases for the parlOr mantcl. or silver
candelabra; or q cut-glaSs fruit Jar Toy -He
sideboard, and a deli fsh-diSh for that sv. ~.
shelf IN my glass closet; or perhaps g --v
oak secretary for my lounglng-rcom, and .-
few Smyrna rugs. then YOU know nay a-r.-
mobile Is SIN months old. and there Is a ctg
style coming IN that ought to have, or r.l
might give me a dozen bottles Of perfume e--.
a patent atoUizer. OF q new golf OUTFIT -r-a
too | need white shades for the bedroom.
and could lust make use of "a few more
opera gowns and some new feathers ir- my
hat. And If YOU Ike YOU could buy mo
new set of furs and . box or Two of gloves
and piano
But other than these things. lovey there
hardly thing can think OF for YOU % a-e
me for Christmas.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-12-18

~ ~ # ~ ~
By Wallace Irwin
Santa 1aass4 / his swivcl-back chair
Compiling of each suitable present
He twisted his beard and he rufled his hair
swd his jobthough he should have looked pleasant
Il ans
smiea my jumping jacks blocks
At doll house
Can give to the heir OF RothschId dc Rocks
Thc grocervnlans sonw liveso over shop
Will &C a go-clrt and think a dandy,
The coal son will shout JOY at his top,
evel for hours package of candy
shall
To the small millionaire
Whose come by and candy by box,
Who's little
IA than
what shall young Rotlschld de Rocks:
the morning of Yule in the grocery mans shop
Where child piled his goc2r with boisterous rejoicing
Whle the coal-mners boy with his twenty-cent top
In a series of whoops was hlarity vOicing
And little girl Mon
Was ardentiy dressing from hair-bow socks;
And to each girl and boy
Therewa nothing but
Except in the house Of j. Rothschild &c Rocks
a ioatload OF bonlons cart-oal OF
In every devic of mccha
Real engines with whistles for making real noise
And fly wheels and ingenious mention,
Then
And a flying machine
. yacht which proud the locks.
81 this is kind
But | did hope o find
Something novel in toys, walled Roschnd de Rocks
Claussa on day after Yue
We m
They let off medium cheap a RE,
But that infant de Rocks a bit expensive.
It's a fault of his birth
That he wants the eearth
Blu can't afor railroads OF Standard Oil stocks
So s1cadsme o
That at Christmas year
III have o little Rothschnd de Rocks"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-12-18

DE Style " That
great Football game
GunbuSta: Four
fractures.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-12-18
A CHRISTMAS DIALOGUE

NEAREST" began the good hus..r..
l. pleasantly. isn't there one thing s..
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1904-10-11
Ter Glteite Seruobner Der Grsc.

Sor einieen Snbren 6atte Der
SdmiegerIobn aarl S~ngenbed's bon
elmer rieiigen SdilOfrote gebort, Die
altf elmer Der Sepd)ellen- Snieln bel
Maoagasfar bon Den Gingeborenen
Derebrt mllroe. Gieie ebrfiirhtige
anbctung bradten Die 2ente Dem
Sbiere oar; nid)t MIR, neil es mnge.
belter CROP iit-es niegt go Yfuuo
= ionbern alidl neil es boflimenta-
rid eripieien lit, Dab Die Shilofrote
lfon menieitens $50 Sabre lebt,
wabrideinlih aber nod 100 ooer
100 Sabre alter lit; 0enn menn Die
Gineeborenen Dor $50 Sabren Su.
crit Die Shilofrote megen hires
@lters oerebrten, 10 mus lie Ood)
ibon iebr betagt, ulio penigitens 100
Sabre oft geipeien lem. Sas l1Bt
iif audi aus Dem gelpaltigen Tan5er
oes Sbieres i6lieBen. Haf groben
Nfiiben eelang es Sagenbef ielbit
enolif, has Sbier aitf Die @eltalls-
ltSiiIlty ppl VI. SpulS OF UllllgIIt
oph miibte ben G%ingeborenen Die
feite 3uiiberiIng seseben werben,
oieie beilige Sebenstuiiroigfeit pobl.
bebalten nah Den Sepdelen wieoer
5uriid3rbringen. Oils Saeenbecf
Dos Sbier fano, wltd)s elm fleiner
TalmeHbdum auf ieinem &iifen.
Die S6ilofrote liebt Den S6lamm,
uno 10 1T es wabrideiniih, Dob groe
In cine tiefe Hnrbe alif ibrem Hiifen
bineinfam. in Der lid aud Samen
eines Toiinenbnilmes 6eiano. nno
oaB IN 0ielem eroreif Scr 9aum
pnbs, @ur5eln faBte ulo 81 elmer
gemiiien 8roBe geoieh. Tas Sbier
beiist betrdhtiite arGfte. Sn lei.
mem itarfen adiig, in Dem es auf Die
notwithstanding gebrodt murbe, mar
es ungeouloig uno Serbradl oabei nit
Seihtigfeit Die iebr feiten Sol5itdbe.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1904-10-11
Bier 8ebote fir ben S~otelgait.

Sn eiiem Ilpen-Sotel 81 Sdrllns
IN Montafons befiuoet iif folgenbe
Mfabnung:
Srembliug, Der Oh bier I'M Sous
Hub'it bon Seiner @anoeriIng aus,
Inns 81 9tlrs' uno Dir sur 2ebr'
SGreib i'd oieie 3eilen Der!
Z + It 8: ba man bier nm 3e6n
abenos i6laien pflegt 81 sebn,
Soalt nit S1rnlen 9u uno 2aden
Nid)t, uno Shreien, lining MAIDEN,
Sir pieleidt erldeint's e~rireulidl
God Dem Instrumentation grelllid.
3meitens: itebit gum 9ergeslaui
Worsels 1u nm bier llbr 1lt
Bite, alles. 91rmen, SGrei'u
Salle friib am Morgen iein!
9 rittens: Stiefel, oie Sll
i6mieren,
Holt're lie nift por Die Sbiiren,
Stea' lie nieoer, la6t uno brap,
Gem Sein Hebenmenid) liebt SGlaf.
Siertens mar nod pas Sil iagerl
Bon Dem lauten ACKNOWLEDGMENT
SaS befilnoet St6rfe Slpor,
Iber ihon it's nid)t fiirpo6r.
60 9u tbuit, mic id) geid)rie6en,
8iro Gein Nebenmeni6 Gid lie6en.
User nid)t naflebt Sieien Negeln,
Ter 6Gblt mabriheiuli6 5u oel
Sledenl
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1904-10-11
Sine grieftanbe i'm 9eideni6am
Sanie.

Cine rSpufgeidihte", Die oes
ifauerlihen @eimerfes nift ent.
bebrte, Ger bod iebr balo lire ia.
tiirlidc Grfldrltng fono, uerieste in
elmer Ger leete Ndd)te ben @16ter
Der Barrier Mcrsue in slngit uib
S6reden. els ser Yrisaoier, Dem
Die 9ewadung oes Seidenihaubau.
les iibertraeen lit, ieinen nGdtlihen
&lnO9ang ourh Die Salle madte, in
Der Die nod nift retognos5irten Sci.
diem auf @armorplatten liesen, b0rte
er ploslib elm eisenartises 6erdui6,
bas iflalerlih ourh Die ionit 10 it'll.
len &Gume i6allte. Ser @Gdter
Itl,tte, pernabm abermals bic Der.
oGhtieen 9aute nno madte, bon
elmer erflarlihen Burdt iibernGltist,
10 ihnea wie moslih febrt. God
iein PlidtbepuBtiein umteroriidte ole
Silrbt enoliG, er betrat no6mals
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1904-10-11
&nrse &cSen.

Ser5og Srieori6 Der Grite bon
Seiiau iuar fem Sreunb bon langen
&eoen; bis 81 ieinem iilbernen He.
%giernngs : Subilaum bat er nllr 5mei
offentlide Iniprahen gebalten nrO
5mar i'm Soitbeater. Cine Sfalt.
ipielerin alf Der 9iibne bate bel
einem unbeoelltenoen fleinen Selier
binter Ser S5ene, erihroden Den
<i: Seiterl sSeuerl allsgeitoBen.
Sofort flong es aus Ser poroeren
ber5oglihen Soge: aSalt's Maul, on
ollmlne Saus!" sllrf oieien nit iono-
rer Stimme gegebenen Niif iiiblte iif)
I'M gar5en Sbeater fein WenIh mebr
beitnrubigt. Gas anoere Mal mar
ole Situation peinlider. Su elmer
IlIffiibruna. BON nSGnlel uno
@retel" erloid ploblid Die gelelh.
tung, oos Sans eriiiQte bidte Sin-
lternis. Gbe nod Die SnlalIen oes
3ltld)allerralmS Dor Nnglt Den &opf
perlieren %fonnten, borten lie Die be-
fnnnte Stimme hires Ser5oes, ser
bon Der Soiloge ans Dem &apeamei-
tier %5urief: nSlitgbort, mas beoeutet
oenn bas2 @arum ltedt oenn Der
Shaisfopf Die Notblampen ni6t
an?" 9eBteres geidah uno bie
@oriteaung cling obne 3iihenfua 81
gnoe. 3uei fiir5e ferniee @nipra.
den MIR, aber beioe Wale baben lie
elmer Hanif porgebeugt mno mebr
9hlten geitiftet ais manfe lalge
mphldpjekte Hp6e
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1904-10-11
ySie iinS mir Gin netter a5nis."

&onig &ittor Gmnmlel, Ser @roB.
pater oes jebigen &0nigs BON Sta
lien, 5eid)nete lid nidt geraoe ourf
beionoere Sd)oHbeit ans, mor aber
itets lnitig unO leutielig unO bel lei.
men llntertbanen oe0bolb nQgenein
beliebt, Gines Cages fam er nad)
GournlaDeur, einenl fleincn Orte al,
Der italieniihen Siioieite oeS Mout
Blanc. uno ldInea perbreitete iih oas
8eriid)t leiler Infunft.
sllt6 cine neugierige 8Guerin
molte Den &ontg UNI ieoen Ereis
leben; man Ordngte iie 5uriif, Ood)
lie beltano 10 eifrig auf ibrem Ser.
langen, OaB Ger Srmrult Dor Dem
8altbouie Die Nufmerfiamteit oes
&onigs erregte.
r@as giebt eS 0elrn Oa orauBen?"
e%rfiinoigte er Iih bel Dem 8irtbe.
Gieier ertlGrte linn ben 8runo bes
Nufluilfs, unO Der Wonar6 6efall
oaraut Die lSrail bereinfomnen 81
laiien. .Wtan ioa uidt iogen, ooB
iA cine Came unbofli6 bebunoelt
babe, ertldrte er lafeno.
Sic 6roll trat Elm, rno @iftor
Emanuel ermortete, lie miroe lid
ibm MIN pieQeid)t al SSiiBen werfen
unb linn cine gittifrift iiberreiden,
mie oas 5iemlid bGufig geihab. God)
nldts BON uQeOem. Sic iSrnu iob
lid perpunbert i'm 8reile Inn, bis
@iftor Emanuel enolid misrief:
rHi,n, ib bin Der &ouig, 8os mol-
lem Sic bon mir?"
2ie 6rait modte Elm beitiir5teS 8e-
iift. .Sie limo DER aonis?"
rSa, getuiB."
rNidt moglif!"
r@arum benn ni6t moglih?"
r9tm", periebte Die Srau, rSie
'ino mir Elm uetter Gonig! = @enn
id) Die 8onigin mGre, piirbe ih Iolf
einen bdBlifen Burden uid)t gebei.
ratbet baben."
Gem aonig gefielen oieie menig
lt)meidelbaiten @orte 10 l~ingebeuer,
Dab err bellmlf lahte unb Die 6roll
nit einen1 frcunoihoftliden alaps
aut Die @alige entlieB.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1904-10-11
Sit Srcbs erblih?

Or. 9pe, Der berporrosenoe Spe-
slaliIt in Der 9ebanolrmg BON 2rebS
5t &anias Gitp, Mo., bebauptet, baB
IN Den langen Sobren ieiner NSroris
III Der Sebunoluna bon Carcinoma
es lid, lmploerleglid bemieien bot,
oaB Die &rantbeit erblif iii, uno oaB
er 10 pieI mie bier ooer mebr Mit-
glieoer elmer Samilie, welde an Ole
Ter &ranfbeit litten, bebanoelt bat.
Der Mr5t bat Elm pertbpolles 9litl
reid)lih illultrirt, publi5irt, melteS
gratis perltidt miro. @er immer
10 bebaitet lit ober SoI6e peiB, Die
!beboftet limo, ioa linn idreiben.
@oreiie: Or. 9pe, Irarper iii,
&anias Gitp; Wto.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1904-10-11
9,.xen,h,areer wasette, pie,,stae, nea II. Wttnler 1904.

Den &arm nno eut5iilloete raid Die
8asflammen. ga benterfte er, mie
cine Srieftaube dngitlid inter Der
Iede Fin uno beridpnirrte luio auf
Oiele @eiie jene merfmiirOigen Sallte
bcrporge6rnft bate, Dor benen er
oorbin HeiBmus genommen. Ser
@dfter ring ons Shicr Elm, unb %
ailf eillem Gin9e ON linfen @ein Der
Nanle oes Gigentbiimers per6eidnet
ltano, fonnte er Die Soube am n1h.
item Gage ibrem Better pieoer 81.
teller.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1904-10-11
Spab mnb aud icim.
Sdlaf, &inod)en, idlaf!
tMn6pruiiirt0

(Mooerniiirt.)
S6lot ainoden, id)luf
Sm 8arten geb'n Die Sdaf,
Die Stub friBt femiif-reines 8ros,
Wtifrobenrein lit nrtd, bos Glas,
Sdlaf, GinodeL idlof!
S6laf etc.
Iein Batter lit elm @raf.
lie Wfilh tommt NIT Tntentoer.
ibluB,
@iro iteriliiirt gum lteberfllB,
S6lot etc.
S6laf ainbf)en, i6laf!
llno marit Oh Damn reht brop,
Gann oarfit tn aiid na6 nnten
gebn,
llnb ieoe Wode 0fama Ic9n.
S6laf etc.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1904-10-11

Ger Heiie ermiioet, madt CT lids be-
quern, 5iebt Iof nrlo Stiefel aus ulo
legt lid nuf oas adnapee. @ls Die
3eit 5iim S6lafengeben beraufommt,
nil er Die Stiefel pieoer a~n5ieben.
@oter: rWo5ll 5iebit Oh oenn Die
Stiefeln mieoer an? Sier Itebt ia
oein 9ettl"
Stubioius: yglte 8emobnbeit,
Topa! Sd fam I'M 9ett obue Site
TEL" niht eiuidlaien."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1904-10-11
Stein @nnoer.

": r@as mabt Oenn Sbr 8reuno.
Ser 2ofomotipfiibrer Der SefunoGr.
babn, iiber Den i6 mid neulib 10
piel geargert babe, neil iein 3ug,
init Dem i6 fllbr, fait orei Stlmoen
I~eripdtuna batte?"
g.: Gen 9ofomotipfiibrer @umm.
Ter meinen Sic? ga, oenfen Sic lid,
MIR, Der bat neltli6 I'M @ubnbofe 81
W. eiuen GrpreB5ug burhfabren
leben - uno ba lit Der arme &erl
pcrriidt genor0en!"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1904-10-11
Tus alte Gciocu.

Ti6ter: r@ie fonnten Sic ober
mlr bel Sbrem beoelltenoen Ginfom.
men, wie es Sbre 8eifdftsbiid)er
nodpneiien, @antcrott erflGren?"
Ingetlagter: ,Gs ging mir mie
ben Iieben mageren u1b oen iieben
fetten aiiben: Die lieben fleinen @e-
id)Gitsbiider meiner 6ralt bnben
mqile iie6en grcBen total aufge-
5ebrt."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1904-10-11
Wcngieria.

&id)ter: uSie nannten ben Seit-
gen inn @~irtbsbalis einen 0ididGoel
lmo marien ibm oann nod elm Bier
glas an Den aopf; porlim tbaten
Sic baS2"
slngeflaster: sd moate ben
anoeren 8aften bepeiien DAB id
He6t bate.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1904-10-11
Sin Wniterbrno.

Game: nSit Der Snn6. oen Sic
mir offeriren, aidb reft treii uno all.
bGnglih2"
Sunoebdnofer: .Wabame, Ser Der.
laBt Sic nibt, inb merm Sic sleid-
5eitig iingeu ulto alapter ipieleli!"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1904-10-11
Grfl6rli6.

Broieiior (einen 9osen Hapier
Dor iid): rGs lit faum slaubli6,
Sermine, aber ib femme mid, OF.
gleih if bereits 5pei Stmoen i'm.
biere, in DEN @abnlinien Guropa's
niht aus!"
8attim: .g(ber, W1mden oaS lit
la Der COMMUNICATIONS meiner
Wobe- 3eitung."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1904-10-11
InS Der Sd,nle.

2ebrer: nSeoer Wenid lit BON 8e.
burt aus nit Sernninft itno freienl
@iaen n1lsgeitattet, gs eibt aber
Wenihen, welhe bieie gigenifafterl
perloren bdben. @er fam mir
lold)e llngliifli6e nennen?"
Sd)iilcr: Sic Serbeirat6eten."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1904-10-11
ger1uifcltc Yusfuuft.

&unbe (5u einem Sdulter): Sra,
Weiiter, mie geben Die Geihdfte2"
Sd}ulter: rS6ledt, oenn Den Seu-
ten gebt's gut uno lie iabren; menn
Die Selt 'aber nit seben, Damn gebt's
nit!"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1904-10-11
9ei G~robenbaners.

Srau: rgeim Seerpirtb iol elm
Sremoer einge5ogen iein, Der ioa d
MillionGr iein?"
Erobenbauer: Croft 81 Ilti,
ieine pierSig SGu unb an Staa boiler
&iibe, mie mir, miro er bo6 nit
boben!"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1904-10-11
Nntc glusrcne.

Gidter (5um IngeflagterD: oSllio,
in ser 6riibe m,iroen Sic nod 5ebn
Sabren entlaiien unO Nahmittugs
itablen Sic ibon Dieoer Gelo.
Warlm oas?"
9lngeflagter: SEER Gidter, ih
wolte cine Sanfingung fir Die @e.
fangriBoireftion einriiaen laiien!"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1904-10-11
Gncrgii6.

S6nlteriunge (iingt auf Der
StroBO: u@ia mid einmal Elm
gutter 6reuno beiuden, 10 loa er mir
pilfommeu iein; ih ies' ibm Dor ben
allerbeIten -"
SEER: uWiait Su ipobl ben Wfuno
balten!"
S6ulteriunge: .Nanu, mie TOM.
men Sic oo5u, mir Den ,&lihen" aus
Dem Wltnoe meg5unebmen2"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1904-10-11
TIStIihe S(enSeruroen ;

Ylotlide @enoeruneen i'm
@etter peruriaben lei6t llnorbnun.
gen Ses @aeens; bas bette ipas man
hamburger Sropfen an gebrauden,
INN bas Spitem in einen seiunoen
3uitanb gu brtmgen uno ben Magen
81 fiiriren.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1904-10-11
g~erplappcrt.

8ait (ber Snienbraten ibt, nib.
tr%auiid)): n@arlim weint Sbr.
&inoer =. bieier Sale bat Cub
Dobl iebr nabe geItanoen?"
ainOer oes 8irtbes G6llid5enb) +:
Ser Saie niht, aber - Der &ana.
rienpogel, ben er geireiien bat!"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1904-10-11
Spsbuft.

6reuno: r@oriIm miBte 3eine
S6wGgerin 9ein Saus perloiien?"
ebemmn: .@eil lie olle Sor-
gauge IN meiner 1omilie ibrer Miut-
ter idrieb."
Sreuno: n3a ipor lie ulio io5u-
lagen - Iriegsforreiponoentin."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1904-10-11
Der @irtb ais 3ensc por 8eri6t.

Spriisenoer: nSaben Sic MN nod
irgenb etwas @idti9eS 81 iagen?"
3elrge: nSea moan | mobl, Serr
&atb! Sn ooner Stlno' miro bel mir
friif an5apft!"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1904-10-11

llniere Belt lit cine 3eit Der Der.
flaflng unb 2aubeit.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1904-10-11
Wndt Der Meuphnheit.

Gin S~tuoioius lit mGbreno Der
Serien mad $anie aefommen. @on