Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1904-01-15

KANSAS I, sNHsyA! AG1rAToR
GARNET, - =. KANSAS 3. y
~ Never NEEDLE with people who don't
NEEDLE with you.,
<SAWhen a, man celebrates his birth.
ri Day he takes'a day of; q woman.
=. year-Life. u;
=. . Reckless 'i rsSii1ifit0'azding" makes time"
49, fer the. trains. .,hut it makes eternity
I" i. Tor the pssyssS%age s,; 80.
..s:iM'-M YET NO college president has an
.nounced O. 100000 Christmas gift
y. from uncle Russell Sage.
~ - = go :-1r----A- /.
~ AZ the! Harvard professor who has
y S.fppnd,. the scarlet fever, germ could
~: a.; ..bh1y lose II permanently! 49, J.
"~S: So ~i-A&ss&&i,1Et NJ r :-+.i1.
~ :,ttFhATNEe christening the babies Par
s.s sifal in New York. What a fine Wag-
" merriam Eacket they'll make! -
A floating paragraph says rats eat
'.&!:$seAd6,t0O worth Of 'food in this coun.
X .NA irUn% year" Rats? Rats!
~ Mr.: Carnegie has now given away
.sh,0SO M1hfies-endueh to take up
Ns+<0uteiSssizahble edition of. his book
-. aGM The Sanford Tribune is giving up
Av.,"sA spsfSigenereu tto the discussion by
- "'r Of hsat s..::
y, Just /, t52' locomotives have been
built. IN the United, States this year,
including-alas!-only So electric To-
~ c0% 2.
- k6.t.aThe health. Of MRS. Clemens is i'm
I. :, - AtnraNjpg in the soft air Of Italy. so
80. that Mark Twain surely had merry
I :Christmas.|'. -.
It is now. reported that two por-
ia .traits' sof Dante have been found in
,.A.Bclogna. sAiniost everything else has
been found in it. :,
- Now that the Dreyfus case is COM
ory,as to Nh. exact, meaning Of dos
sier and borderau.
1914
~ ~ y Italy says she doesn't need any help
..E,s IN her little affair in Somaliland. but
-; just wait until she has killed the Mad
Ssr-". Mulllah a. few times, .r
- :" ..'Phe general opinion, of the neigh
~ -. b6rs Athat the girl who had her win
. ~ 4. .s,ter hat trimmed with sprays OF mlstle-
:. toe went step too far.
" 49, ~. --
IT,. 80 Seeing that Uncle Sam would have
to do most or the fighting Panama
'',..'s - stands res6Yute and undaunted before
M ~ tp&;krim specter of. var
's""! I'll you are. troubled with insomnia,
slice two big red apples and eat them
;; Just before you 60 to bed and see how
much better you will sleep.
luS,i - 1t is claimed that there is a woman
'T :. IN. Philadelphia who is 1876 years OLD.
'r?HSt Nf1tidently she is one of those Phila'
80 ;defRhfa people WHO are never"in a
o." hurry, }: :. -: >.
GsfY; J.. A Russian statesman is reported as
saying: that Japan is afraid to fight.
~ SSill we should advise the czar to tie
8: ,,.t ,'thAt chin q little more firmly on his
y. ~: shouldeE.r =
-: OF. course, the real Responsibility
I. for the Pee Marquette. horror is
placed upon the blizzard which blew
|&kb J.; out the litlesfsd kerosene lamp used
w.. ; a;tas e 9, danger ger. signal, N.
!. -. Sir William Ramsay doubts '"wheth.
er the study Of science makes the
s...'.. ;, world better" Certainly the study Of
-: 4. -. thk properties Of dynspaite seems to
! II IA, make some men worse. ;...
!. sss :: People. who have been disapprovine
( the deceptiQA ;of children with the
Santa Claus Alb will be panied to learn
That a Chicago boy shot his aunt be-
Az :, cause she didn't give him Christmas
49," present. ~
), ~. ,,y.t Naturally the report that cigarettes
=: I" ;i.'are playing, havoc with the British
~, - .!army .arouses great INDIGNATION In
. !" II ,Englapd, where it Is felt that the
:iS ;, British war Office needs no such as
80 'NsistAnce. =. ill.,. a w..
800 ~ "a Chicago professor tells the young
EAf - ladies of his classes not to. wear white
white makes OBJ