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Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-01-16
Keeping It.

This clock" said the customer. sis
of no use to me. want you to take it
back
What's the matter?" demanded the
1eweler. Its warranted to keep good
time"
That may be the trouble 1t GER
tainly doesn't give good time"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-01-16

Tatooing Caused Blood Poison.
Through tattooing on his right arm
sketch of young woman's head a
Crewe workman met his death by
blood poisoning. The outline wa:
drawn with copying ink pencil
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-01-16
In Doubt.

The hostess arose hastily.
Excuse me a moment" she ex-
claimed, as she hurried toward the
kitchen.
why, what's wrong?" asked her
guest
'Why-er-Im not sure whether
that's the cabbage burning or Charlie
smoking a Turkish cigarette!"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-01-16
Not a Good Turn.

eff I ran against $4,000 it would
turn my head
Il ran against $4,000 once and it
came near turning my head all the
way round
You don't say?"
Yes, 1t was in the shape of a
touring car and it twisted my neck"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-01-16
Not Tragic.

She-1 suppose you attended the
amateur theatricals last night?
He-Yes, and there wasn't a dry eye
in the house
She-The idea! l never heard of
Macbeth" affecting an audience like
way before.
He-No; you see we simply laughed
till we cried
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-01-16
Now They Don't Speak.

Phyllis-Mr. DeCoyne asked me to
sing for him the other evening after
he had been introduced
Sibyl-And what did you sing?
Phyllis-How do you know that /
sang at all?
Sibyl-Oh, I noticed that he didn't
ask you to sing tonight.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-01-16
Valuable READING.

For clearness read Macaulay and
for logic read Bacon said Mrs.
Bondclipper, who is literary.
And for valuable information read
Bradstreets,' added Mr.. Bondclipper,
who is not literary.-Detroit Free
Press.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-01-16
Hard on Bankrupts.

In the time of King James I. Of Eng.
land rigid bankruptcy laws were en-.
acted and bankrupt might, unless
his inability to pay his debts arose
from some accidental cause, be set in
the pfllory for two hours, one of his
ears being nailed to the pillory and
cut off. This law was repealed only
in 1916.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-01-16
SYmpathY.

Miss Jilt-And when you told him 1
was married did he seem to be sorry
Miss Hitch, yes; he said SO quite
frankly.
Miss Jilt-Did he really?
Miss Hilt-Yes, indeed; he said he
was exceedingly sorry, although he
didn't know the man personally.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-01-16
Port a Disappointment.

Dalnay harbor, near Port Arthur.
built by Russia for an ice free ter.
minal port for the Siberian railway
at a cost of 100000 rubles. is
disappointment, for the breakwater
freezes over as it did at Vladivostok.
Tho nearest possible ice free bay is in
Corean territory.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-01-16
Worked Both WAYS.

Brownovich-Three weeks ago Mig
giles married a widow whose CONVEX
sational powers attracted him
Smithinski-Well.w what of it?
Brownovich- To-day he applied for
a divorce because the aforesaid con-
versational powers almost distracted
him.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-01-16
Poverty and Infant Mortality.

Poverty and Infant Mortality.
By way of illustrating the effect of
poverty on infant mortality. a German
statistfcian says that among the aris-
tocratic circles in Berlin only 81 per
1000 of the children die before they
reach the age OF 5, whereas among the
poorest classes the number of doomed
children is 257 per 1000.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-01-16
His Quandary.

The Doctor - But you believe in
evolution, don't you?
Tho Professor - Yes, suppose
there's something in the theory, but
when I look at some men l know and
then contemplate harmless monkey
1 am loss to decide in my own mind
whether the process began with man
or with the monkey
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-01-16
He Never Did.

Hamphat-My poor. old Uncle Rich
ley is dying. Years ago he told me if
1 became an actor he would disown
me.
Crittick-Lucky dog You'll come
in for nice fortune, won't you?
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-01-16
Judaina from Results.

suppose you thought you were
hshing when you caught me?'' growled
the man who is always disagreeable
Well, / used to think so,'' sighed
his little wife; but now 1 know /
must have been bear hunting
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-01-16
Canadian Ire.

CdnddIan Ire.
First Canadian-Did you hear about
Willie MacPhoogle?
Second Canadian-No; what about
him?
First Canadian-Why, Willie is so
indignant over the Alaska boundary
decision that he turns his trousers
down every time the cable says it IL
raining in London.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-01-16
Rather Pessimistic.

"This is a tough old world" re-
marked the anvil in the blacksmith 8
shop. Il get nothing but hard knocks
all day long"
Right you are,'' rejoined the bel
lows. I'm always hard pressed to
raise the wind
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-01-16
The Romance Ended.

you used to sing Every morn
send you violets' before we were mar
ried,' said Mrs. Brimkin, with sigh.
YES" answered Mr.. Brimkin but
my devotion has taken a more practi-
cal form. Every month l pay the
meat hill
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-01-16
The Visitor.

The Visitor.
"Mr. Brown is outside" said the
new Office boy. shall l show him
in?"
Not on your life" exclaimed the
junior partner. 81 owe him So
'Show him in,'' calmly said the Sc
nior member of the firm. He owes
me $25.''
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-01-16
Proved the Proverb.

TTOVcu tTIe TTOVeTp.
"Nuritch has proved the truth of the
old saying, Money makes the mare
co."
How SOP
HE was satisfied with that little
mare he had until he got money
enough to buy an automobile"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-01-16
Found Out the Cause.

The Victu-I'm troubled with cold
Feet, doctor What do you suppose
Is the cause?
1ne Doctor-Cold weather, sir; cold
Woafhee. Five dollars, please.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-01-16
Familiar Story.

Gunner wonder what that pretty
society leader has been talking about
for the last hour?
she has been telling the society re-
porters ahe had nothing to saw"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-01-16
Real Chaser.

Nephew-In some of the fashionable
theaters they pass around water to
keep the people In their seats.
Major Kentuck-Great bourboni
That would make ne leave my seat.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-01-16
To SteriIIze Water.

NVdECfs
Tincture of iodine is valuable for
sterilizing water; four drops in a ca
rafe of water is sufficient to render
the liquid fit for drinking purposes
within half an hour.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-01-16
Hardly Complimentary

Mrs. Auger-"I can't see how my
husband should be jealous of me-
Her Dearest Friend-"No one can,
nv dear"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-01-16
Iow-Down Trick.

Brown feel sorry for Smith. His
friend Jones broke up his happy
home.
Green-Did he elope with Smiths
wife?
Brownie; with his cook.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-01-16
EUPARILLA

Is a Blood Purifier and Tonic with
out equal. 1t will increase vital
activity. twill give you the buoy
ant and happy feeling os youth re-
newed and health restored.
You can purchase at your Druggsst's.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1904-01-16


Mrs Henpeck-Who
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1904-08-25
DIRECTORS.

DIRECTORS.
r. B. H.
ington Mapes, Woodbury.
7. 3. Hickey
c. Vice w. Richards,
]. Davis, Asst and
W.. Richards Cashier Agency Tonopah.
cowing,
PARTMENT.
HUNDRED DEPosIT bsenpI n
perfectly
valuable jewey
81 S.
fu on application
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1904-08-25
The Methodist Conference.

The annual meeting Of the Nevada
Mission of the Methodist Episcopal
Church convened IN the NJ. E. Church
Tuesday evening and was we'll attend
ed by the people of Carson City
The opening sermon was preached
by Rev. G. J. Wentzell, of Greenville,
California.
After the sermon reception was
given in honor of Bishop Luther B.
Wilson. Mr.. Samuel Plat and Rev.
Mr.. McCreery delivered stirring a1-
dresses which were warmly received
by all. These remarks were replied
to by DR., E. w. Van Deventer, in an
address which sparkled with wit AMI
humor Following the remarks of DR.
Van Deventer, Bishop Wilson replied
in very entertaining and instructive
address.
The regular business session open
ed yesterday morning at $50 O'Clock
with the Bishop presiding
tier the roll call and the appoint
ing of the regular committees the re
port of the Superintendent was READ
This was DR.. Van Deenter's fifteenth
annual report. In the fifteen years IN
which the reverend gentleman has
been engaged in this work, he mas
travelled many thousand miles and
preached many sermons. He has SUI
perintended the construction of eight
cen churches and fourteen parsonages
costing in all about $4,000.
The untiring efforts of this indie
faigueable worker haze contributes
much toward the upbuilding Of tn:
moral and spiritual life Of the grea
State Of Nevada.
The pastors fresh from their scene
of their hard labors report victor.
all along the line.
The afternoon was devoted to Sun
day school work. An address was deli
cred by Rev. G.. w. Beatty, DID. Rev
Welsh of Reno preaching the mis-
, sionary sermon in the evening.
, The Conference in all likelihood wi
, finish it's work this afternoon and tn
appointments for the ensuing teri
will be made.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1904-08-25
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.
Estate of JOHN ROSSER Decease

Estate of JOHN ROSSER Deceased.
Notice is hereby given that the I'm
dersigned, Marie Rosser has been duly
appointed and qualified by the District
Court of the First Judicial District
of the State of Nevada, in and for the
County CT Ormsby, as administrator Of
the Estate of John Rosser. late OF
said Ormsby county, deceased. All
creditors having claims against said
estate are required to file the same
with proper vouchers attached with
the clerk Of the Court, within three
months of the first publica ton of this
notice
Dated June %. 1904.
MARIE ROSSER.
Alfred Chartz, Attorney for Admin.
istratix.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1904-08-25

Democrats finds a large proportion Of
Democrack finds a large proportion OF
the influential New York journals
coming out in support of the National
Democratic ticket. The Journal ana
American, the Herald, the World AMI
other big ones are now in line Says
the Washington Post.
The alignment Of influential New
York newspapers in the Presidential
campaign is in marked contrast with
four an eight years ago. In those two
campaigns the Journal was the only
large New York paper that supported
Bryan. Now all except the Tribune,
long Republican organ, and the Press
both of which have wide influence up
the State and the Mail are supporting
Parker. Possibly exception should be
made in the case of the Sun, which
has not been emphatic on either side
yet, but for months has been sneerins
at Roosevelt. The latest acquisition
New York papers is the Herald, which
contrary to it's established policy, has
come out this week in unqualified
terms stating that Judge Parker has
won the confidence of the people, ani
that sort of confidence Mr.. Roosevelt
has not inspired' The Herald &C
knowledges Mr.. Roosevelt to be IRE.
proachable personally, but declares
that conservative people doubt his
capacity for self-control, distrust hi:
judgement and question his concept
ion of Presidential duties"
Other papers in New York City that
opposed Bryan are now supporting
Parker or decidedly friendly TOWARD
his candidacy are the Times, ths
Staats-Zeitung, the World, the Even
ing Post and the Brooklyn Eagle.
IIIIIIIlIIIlIII!I!l
Killed on the Rail.
A Mexican whose name is unknoW.
and section foreman Cooney were
riding on a railroad velocipede at
o'clock Monday morning near tn
Cluro gravel pit when extra No. 1851
east, struck them, demolished the vel
ocipide, killed the Mexican and slight
ly injured Cooney.
The men were riding leisurly a1ont
without thought of danger when sud
denly they were struck by the on
coming extra freight ana hurled i
the air with the result stated above
All efforts to identify the Mexica
have proved fruitless and the unknow
man will be buried in an unknow
grave-Journal.
An epidemic consisting of a sever
swellirlS of the glands of the neck
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1904-08-25

An epidemic consisting of severe
swellirIr of the glands of the neck is
now attacking lie children of Para
disc valley, Humboldt county.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1904-08-25

One of the biggest floods that has
visited this section in twenty years
occurred near Phoebe on the 18th
inst. A stream of water 200 feet wide
and from one to six feet in depth,
swept over the flat below the town,
carrying everything before It AMI
washing out a couple of bridges.
Chas. Linderberg, stone mason,
was found dead in Elko Saturday.
Assemblyman Skaggs of Elko coun-
ty had a narrow escape the other day
His team went over grade and he
lay unconscious several hours until a
stage came along and he was taken
to Tuscorora. He will recover.
The Catholic Church at Wadsworth
was totally destroyed by fire on Mon
day evening. 1t is believed that the
fire was the work of an incendiary.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1904-04-08
Go TO Your Druggist TODAY : Get One
Bottle Of Paine's Celery Compound See How
DIFFERENT IT VIII Make You Feel

soon after his arrival attended Il TIE
Dennl nj the cathedral The streets
we're decorated with flags and lined
by enormous crowds Of people Sub
sequently the king witnessed i march
Of the troops from tile balcony
Of the eaptain generals palace The
officials were delighted 1T the loyalty
shown ia the reception of The king.
II was estimated that there were
100000 persons in the streets, ana the
pressure was 50 great that the cor
dons of troops aud police we're re-
peatedly broken hy the people who
were anxious to see their monarch.
After tine review he visited the ex.
hlhition Ian ana what came near be-
ing his death chamber
1t was his majestys original inten-
ton TO soiourn IN the department Of
Catalonia IN which Barcelona is site
uated during tie coming two weeks.
but il Is now believed THAT he win
abandon that plan, ana avail himself
Of the illness Of his grandmother,
Queen Isabella, As prctext to leave
for Paris Immediately Reports from
the French capital say the dowager
queen Is IN q precautions condition.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1904-04-08
SUPPLY BOATS ENTER YALU.
Russian Forts on Maneharian Side Ey
i5ently Not Effective.

Russian Forts on Manchurian Side Ev-
identity Not Effective.
Tokyo April s.. 4 dispatch from
Seoul Korea says that the japanese
supply steamers are safely entering
the estuary os ta1 ya..a rlgev and are
landing their cafgoes at various points
on the Korean shore. IL IS presumed
here that the movement Of these sup
ply steamers is covered hy Japanese
glmboats.
II this Il tree. the Russian forts
erected upon the Chinese side Of the
Yalu river are evidently not effective.
According to reliable Korean reports
the American mines at Unsan and the
English mines at Gwendolen are safe.
" guarded by detaehments Of Japa
nese troops.
Lieutenant General Sir Ian Hamil
ton tquartermaster general to the Brit
ish forces and formerly Lord Kitch-
ner's chief Of staff, Lieutenant Gener
al Sir William Nicholson director gen
eral Of military intelligence of the Brit
ish war ofIicel aud Colonel James A.
i. IIaldame (of the Gordon highland
ersls the three British officers who Will
be attached to the japanese army dur
ing the war. have been received III
private audience by the emperor The
British minister, Colonel Sir Claude
Macdonald, made the presentations.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1904-04-08
Oh ALFONSO
Bomb Exploded Near the Spanish
King In Barcelona.
TWO PEASANTS KILLED BY IT

One Arrest Made--Further Details Sup
pressed BY the censor--Monarch Had
Been Accorded a Cordial Reception on
His Arrival IN the Republican City.
London, April s an official telegram
received in Madrid from Barcelona
says that as King Alfonso wss leaving
the exhibition there d petard was ex-
ploded, iniuflng two peasants One
arrest was made
The Spanish embassy here has not
received any information u regard 10
the reported attempt upon the King
Dispatches from Madrid and BARGE
Iona are anxionsly awaited. but, owing
to the strict censorship Ia Spain, espe-
chilly hi the ease Of such events as tie
one reported from Barcelona, some
time may elapse before details Of the
attack are received here
King Alfonso had Just arrived at
Barcelona for visit % Catalonia He
was accompanied 81 Premier Maura
and War Minister Linares aud nu-
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1904-04-08
If Your Liver is Wrong
You are Wrong all Over.

A torpid, inactive liver goes hand Ia hand
with constipation, and Is a chronic condition,
one requiring q systematic, well-directed effort
10 overcome the same etfecfually and establish
conditions of health and perfect body drain
age. Smiths Pineapple aud Butternut Pills,
containing the two elements needed to increase
liver activity and muscular action, 20 accu-
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The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1904-04-08

Chattanooga, Tenn, April SA spe-
cial 70 the Times from Bristol, Tenn.
says mob tried to get possession of
Finley Preston, the negro who murder
ed Lillian Shaw. colored. in Johnson
county and who is now in jail az
Mountain city The mob almost had
the man 10 their possession when their
courage failed them and they scamper-
ed away Those composing tie mob
are said 10 have been negroes. This is
the second attempt to lynch Preston
by people Of his own race. Preston
was recently convicted Of murder and
sentenced % be hanged. bat bis case
was appealed 70 the supreme court
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1904-04-08
New Korean Minister 70 Japan.

Seoul, April S Chic Min Heui for
mer minister TO the United States has
been appointed minister to Japan IN
place of Hymn Yong Tn, who was ap-
pointed APRIL 1 but who refused to ac-
cept the post Nj liayashi, japanese
minister 70 Korea, claims That the muir
der Of three Japanese merchants in the
province Of Chungchung was due to I'M
ternal disorders. II is also reported
that tile Ionghas risings IN co-opera-
ton with disbanded Korean soldiers in
the vicinity Of Pingyang are nothing
but usual perennial disturbances and
have no significance politically
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1904-04-08
Bad Wreck on Baltimore and Ohio
80 coIIIsIon N ohio-

sandusky, o., April SIN a head-on
collision between freight trains on the
Lake Side and Marblehead road, near
Lake Side station. Fireman Frederick
Doell and Brakeman william Pokey
were killed, while Brakeman John Bra
dy, Engineer James Cullen and Brake
man George Ward were perhaps fatally
injured. The accident occurred during
a dense fog. Both trains were moving
az a high rate Of speed when they
came together.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1904-04-08
60 Trangports o. Hailu.

Seoul April San American mis-
sionary who has just returned from
northern Korea reports having seen a
fleet Of forty transports, some Of which
We're very large, or Haiiu, fifty miles
north Of Chemulpo, 1t is supposed
that the transports are carrying a
party Of the second Japanese army.
the first three divisions Of which are
said to be destined to land at Yon-
gampho.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1904-04-08
Burton Goes to washinnton.

ST. Louis, April 8 United States
senator ] 4 Burton Of Kansas has
departed for Washington, accompanied
BY his wife The record Ii bis case Is
now in the custody Of James Gray,
clerk of the United States district
court WHO was given sixty days time
~ which g file a copy Of it with the
United States district court u appeals
The case is made returnahle at the
sitting Of the court IN ST Louis next
November
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1904-04-08
ALMOST INSTANT EFFECT
Tired Feeling Blood Trouble Grip
Cured Fought Off Vanquished.
The Homes Of the Nation
Send Their Thanks and
Praise For
PAINE'S CELERY
COMPOUND

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ing Paine's Celery Compound ia the spring af-
ter having spent a year and hall confined 10
my bed on account Of having pneumonia and
began taking yoHr medicine / was very nervous
and did not want 80 see auyoue-only my own
folks. The doctors an said that there was not
anything else they could do for me, and also
said they did not think that would ever be any
better, and If ! was better would never be able
10 walk again.
"A friend Of mine was taking Paines Celery
Compound at the time and thought would
try it, took several bottles before saw much
Improvement. But soon my nervousness left
me, ! again enjoyed seeing oil who called AZ
the house. @es-eN
- kept right on gaining until now / call my
self VERY WELL AND HEALTHY. l.
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one bottle Of Faine's Celery Compound. II
helped me to regain my strength.
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The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1904-04-08

lie was taken to Philadelphia e
stand trial for robbery I'D which
S500000 was taken lie left Denver
IN eharge of Deputy United States
Marshals Baker and Davis On Oct.
10 the party arrived in Philadelphia
AS Belts guards went into the toilet
room Ben picked up bis yalise and left
the car, nHnoticed by any onR ana dis
appeared ID me crowd
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1904-04-08
Ananad Bandits Arreated.

Santa Rosa, cal, April s Two men
have been arrested On suspicion Of hav,
ing been implicated IN the recent hold
up Of the Oregon express near Copley.
The men gave their names as Daley
and Weleh They had disposed Of q
rife resembling those carried by ex-
press messengers.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1904-04-08
France Won't sell Islands.

Paris, April s Owing to the reports
that France contemplates the disposal
Of the islands Of st. Pierre ana Mique-
lon the foreign Office authoritatiyely
announces that the disposal Of the is-
lands is not contemplated to any coun-
try Whatever
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1904-04-08

merous suit. Barcelona Il the hotbed
Of repuhlicanism, and the visit caused
much aisquet IN spanish official quar-
ters, as il was feared that the Repub-
leans and Socialists would vent on the
king their hatred Of Che premier, whose
strong measures in dealing with the
strike rioters had made him very I'm.
popular AS preventive measure
large numbers Of anarchists and other
suspects We're arrested last week, and
@ cruiser three gunboats and large
force Of gendarmes were sent to Bar
celona
King Accorded Respectful Reception.
The Spanish king was accorded d
respectful reception at Barcelona, and