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The San Francisco call., 1904-04-27

When de white man rams dem rivets in
Each bone ache in de socket:
But Sam he wuk wild a happy grin
En- brown flask in his pocket.
Now de section boss he max his trip,
En- while he's away All take ma nip.
En- den Ah'm busy es All kin be:
'Ho-hei
Ho-Iii
Ho-hei"
The San Francisco call., 1904-04-27
The Night Gang.

De night gang wuk on de railroad track
Heah dem hammehs ringin'i
De tin lamps f1ahe en- de wicks buhn
black
En- de derrick chains am swingin'.
De leadeh he staht det chantin song,
En- he know each man will pass it long.
Nah neighboh he pass ct long to me;
''Ho-hei
Ho-Hii
Ho-he,'
The San Francisco call., 1904-04-27

Townsends California Glace fruits and
choice candies. in artistic fire-etched
boxes. A nice present for Eastern friends
1l5 Market street. above Call building .
The San Francisco call., 1904-04-27

De night gang wuk till de red sun rise
En- den drop pick en- hammeh:
En- de flat-cah roll across de ties
En- all abohd we clammeh.
Den stop at de grog-house on de way
En- spen six bits OBJ NAH hahd wuk's pay.
En- de day gang dey pick up de key:
'sHo-he!
Ho-Htl
Ho-hew
Puck.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-08-05
End Of Bitter Fight.

1.-Two physicians had a long and
stubborn fight with an abscess on my
right lung" writes J. r. Hughes, OF
DUPONT, Ca, and gave me up. Every
body thought my time had come. AS
a last resort l tried DR.. Kings New
Discovery for Consumption. The bene-
fit / received was striking and was
on my feet in few days. Now I've
entirely regained my health" 1t con-
quers all Coughs. Colds and Throat
and Lung troubles. Guaranteed by
Chas. Rogers drug store. Price soc
and $1.00. Trial bottles free.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-08-05

/ DIR. Robert Collyer, contemporary
with Chaplin and Beecher, still delights
to tell this merry story in his ripe
old age:
zone day. said the genial father OF
preachers, Il sat in seat on the
train down In Kentucky with fam
Gus Kentucky colored preacher whom
they all called Uncle Rufus We were
talking about clergymen being called
to preach.
| "'Uncle Rufus said. hear that
you don't believe much in the idea that
, the Lord calls certain men to preach p
"Wall, sah,' said Uncle Rufus
thoughtfully, de Lawd mout call some
negroes ter preach; but It sorter pears
to me dat whar de Lawd calls one ole
man, laziness calls er dozen. Nine
negro preachers outer ten, Brother
Collyer, is de LATEST pussons In de
world, sah!
"How do you know that, Uncle Ru-
fusr
"'Beca'se Use a preacher myself,
sab.
~ tell yer what, Brudder Collyer,'
continued Uncle Rufus confidently, we
preachers must wuck wild energy If
we wuck er tall. scriptah SEE: what
somever yo' hastest fer to do you orter
dust wild all yer hawt an mine an
strenth"-an' above all things doan'
pronosticrate.'"
Don't whichtycrate, Uncle Rufus
What do you meanT asked.
81 means. doan' prognosticrate,
Brudder Collyer. Doan' put Off till
mex week what yer orter done las
year. Time, Brudder Collyer, is
mighty hahd hoss to hab. Tharfo' 1t
behoofs you, as scriptah says, to ketch
her by de fetlock eff yer wanter come
under he wiah befo' he does. You heah
meY"
A funny thing happened in the great
memorial church built to the memory
of Adoniram Judson, the famous Bap-
tist missionary. It was built in the
center Of poor district in New York
where they are not famous for gener-
osity in supporting the church. The
missionary's son, DR.. Edward Judson,
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-08-05
Stories of Clergymen

supplied the pulpit. The young preach
er was gifted, energetic aud eloquent
and tried hard to gather the people
into the church, He even used III,
sympathetic city newspapers In ex'
tending cordial Invitation to every
one to come: Come, without none,
and without price" one night severa
noted revivalists were secured. eircu-
lars were sent out, and when the night
, arrived the church was crowded,
! At the close OF the service eollec.
tion for the poor was taken. After the
treasurer had counted the contents Of
the collection box carefully he rose
sadly and whispered to the clergyman
that the collection amounted to two
dollars and twenty-three cents. Then
DIR. Judson held up his left hand. as
II delivering a benedie,ion, and closed
with these feeling remarks:
My dear, beloved brethren---I thank
you for coming TO our religious feast,
We have tried TO reach the poor OF
New York and induce them to come
to our church and break the bread OF
life. l infer from the amount OF the
collection just taken--two dollars and
twenty cents--that they all have come.
ARISE and sing:
"Tm sinner. poor and lowly.
Striving for a Savior's love-"
l have heard OF poor and sad con-
gregations. but the saddest preacher
] ever knew went from Posey county.
Indiana, to Pike county, Missouri
(where John Hay discovered Little
Breeches and Jim Bludso.) He was
starving to death ON donations OF cat
fish, possum and a hundred dollar sal
ary. Finally he made up his mind to
go away With wet eyes he stood up
In the prayer meeting TO bid good-by
to his weeping congregation.
Brothers and sisters" he said, wlp-
ing his eyes on his red bandana hand
kerchief, I've called you together to-
night to say farewell. The Lord has
called me TO another place. / don't
think the Lord loves this people much;
for none OF you seem to die. He doesn't
seem TO want you. And you don't
seem to love each other; for I've never
married any OF you. And don't think
you love me; for you don't pay me my
salary-and your donations are moldy
fruits and wormy apples. by their
fruit ye shall know them.
And now, brothers and sisters. am
going to better place. I've been APP
pointed chaplain 10 the penitentiary
at Joliet. Where | go We cannot come
but ] go TO prepare place for you.'
Xii Perkins In New York Tribune.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-08-05

FouNo-A pair Of eye olassesl owner
can get same by applying as this Of
fee and proving property and pay.
Ing for advertisement
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-08-05

The following instance shows how
a clergyman. by saying the right thlnl
In the right time. can convulse .
church audience;
One night while a hushed audience
was listening to DIR. willitts, little
yellow dog trotted up the middle aisle
jumped upon the platform. looked low
ingly into the preachers face and wag-
ged his tail, or course the audience
was amazed and ready 10 so into con-
vulsions.
GOOD evening. sir" said the doctor
bowling to the dog graciously. Your
face is full OF Christian love. and you
make all these Christians laugh with
joy"
Then looking at the audience pleas
antly. the doctor said:
Brothers and sisters, asked poor
Dutehman once what he would take
for his little dog.
"'oh, veil. parsons, he. said, with
tears in his eyes. i couldn't sell dot
leetle dog; he loves me so. know
dat dog is no good. He Is no good to
hunt, and he Is no good to watch: but
dere is one ting about dat dog vat !
wouldn't sell. and dat is de vags OF his
tail when Gums home"
You are clergyman. amt your"
asked a garrulous, old Pennsylvania
agnostic OF the venerable and sainted
Dr. willitts.
Il am. sir" said the gray-haired min
lister.
And you preach out OF the Bible?"
why. Of course do!" said the doc
tor. smiling.
And you find good many things
in that book that you don't under
stand?'
"oh, yes. of course; some things do
puzzle me little"
What do you do then. doctor?"
"oh. l do just as do when am
eating luscious Delaware shad, and
come to the bones; l quietly lay them
aside and go on with the delicious
shad. and let some old. foolish idiot
choke himself with the bones
When our little Ethel went to Bos-
ton to visit her Aunt Belinda she be-
came deeply interested in her aunt's
school. When she returned
to New York, before taking Off her hat,
she exclaimed enthusiastically:
"oh, mamma. you ought to go to
Aunt Belinda's Sunday SCHOOL, 1t was
Just splendid! Last Sunday the lesson
was awful interesting. 1t was all about
he was just the incest
mani He loved all the little children.
and one day he led all the little chill
lren Of Israel out Of the desert into
he promised land-only Moses himself,
ne didn't get into the promised land,
out he went up on top Of high noun
ain and just looked over in, and then
le died-and there don't anybody
know where Moses is buried or where
le went to but God and Aunt Belinda,
and she won't tell"
DIR. Robert Collyer, contemporary
With Chaplin and Beecher, still delights
10 tell this merry story in his ripe |
Did age:
"One day." said the genial father OF |
Il sat in seat on the ,
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-08-05
Do you know MApAME9

tor.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-08-05

The beer that made Milwaukee fam
Uds-Schlitz--is always on draught al
The Grotto. Otto Mikkelson. proprie-
tor.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-08-05

Neglected colds make fat grava-
yards" DR.. Woods Norway Pine
Syrup helps men and women to 0
happy. vigorous old age.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-08-05
MISCELLANEOUS
BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES

FOR sAlE--At oassen's Feed and
Sale Stable, one celiax Roller Feed
Milll enc 2o.hcraepowsr Motor and
Starter nexi so.foot 4.ply Rubber
Bslti one pair Butchers Wall Scales,
also 500 good Sacks.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1904-10-03

sense, ever seen in Pittsburg, were sold
in that city last week at 81 a dozen.
The duty and the freight amounted to
$3.50 dozen, and the results, it may
be seen, were very discouraging to the
growers.
Close to 100000 head of lambs will
be fed on peas in the San Luis val
ley, Colorado, the coming winter. An
immense acreage of peas has been
grown, and the crop will be fed, with
out harvesting, to lambs, which will
be sent into the valley from northern
New Mexico and Utah.
Nearly $250,0OO will be paid the
farmers Of the Grand valley, Colorado,
for their sugar beets alone this fall.
Four thousand acres of beets are
under cultivation in the valley, which
means production of about $500
tons OF sugar.
Grand Junction, Col, has succeeded
in growing seedless pear of excellent
flavor, fine appearance and good size.
1t is said to be free from worms and
other parasites, and in general ap-
pearance resembles the well-known
B. de Anjou pear.
Whole wheat is an excellent food for
hens, but if kept constantly before
them to eat all they will it will make
them too fat to lay we'll. But if fed in
connection with other grains it will
aid materially in egg production.
oil
not wanted especially, it is an excel
lent rule to remove the seed vessels
as soon as the bloom begins to fade, or
else gather the flowers for decoration
uses when in their prime.
Secretary Wilson of the department
of agriculture expects notable results
from experiments now being made I'M
der government auspices in the breed
ing Of carriage horses at Fort Collins,
Col
So far this season nearly $4,000 cars
of oranges, lemons and grape fruit
have been shipped from southern Cal
ifornia. The movement for the crop
year is almost ended.
To obtain the best results the farm
work must be done in the lest man
ner and at the proper time.
Turkeys are profitable if they can
be raised, for they pick up living for
themselves.
When fed dry, shelled corn is more
economical than corn meal to feed to
fattening hogs.
Always keep the nests in hen coop
clean and use plenty of whitewash on
the walls.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1904-10-03
SS5 800 in Gold Coin

Will be paid in prizes to those COM
ing nearest at estimating the paid at
tendance at the st. Louis Worlds
Fair.
The above amount is deposited with
the Missouri Trust Company, as per
the official receipt of the treasurer Of
that financial institution and publish
ed in the schedule of prizes announced
elsewhere in this paper The Worlds
Fair Contest Company, Delmar and
Adelaide avenues, ST. Louis, Mo-, are
offering these prizes and there is no
doubt of the cash being in bank to pay
the lucky winners. The contest closes
October 18th.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1904-10-03
\ GREAT DISTRESS
OMITING SPELLS LONG RESISTED
EVERY EFFORT TO CHECK.
rs. Brooks Became So Weak She Thinks
She Would Have Died But For
DIR. williams Pink Pills.

rs. Brooks Became So Weak She Thinks
She Would Have Died But For
DIR. Williams Pink Pills.
Mrs. Sarah L. Brooks, of No. 45 Lin
In Park, Chicago, Illinois, gives the
lowing account of ner cure from dis
assing spells of vomiting;
"For five years off and on was
,ated in vain by different doctors for
ief from a stomach trouble which
owed itself in frequent and trying
els OF vomiting. Part of the time I
IS able to work and again would be
mined to bed for three or four days in
ccession.
"My stomach was at times so delicate
at it would not retain even plain water.
le spells would sometimes occur at in
walls of half an hour, and would leave
Q so weak that I would be compelled
lie down between them. I would
ave several of them during the night
blowing day of such attacks. Finally
became so weakened that had to give
p working altogether. I weighed only
inety-four pounds.
"Last January I read about DR.. Will
Jams Pink Pills for Pale People in one
If the Chicago daily papers and bought
I box and began to use them. After I
mad used half box found that I could
Keep on my stomach the food az. I
was encouraged by this and kept on
using the pills for four months. At the
end Of that time the vomiting spells had
ceased altogether and my weight went
up to 142 pounds and is still growing.
''I think I surely would have died If
it had not been for DIR. Williams Pink
Pills for l sometimes vomited clear
blood, and for three or four days at a
time I could not eat bite of anything.
One doctor said I had chronic inflamma-
tion of the stomach, and another said
my difficulty was cancer, but none of
their medicines did me any good at all.
Finally I concluded that I did not have
blood enough to digest my food and I
began the treatment that has cured me.
I can eat anything now, and have
for all kinds of work. always
Keep DR.. Williams Pink Pills on hand,
and / recommend them to my friends
because know they cured me-"
DR.. Williams Pink Pills agree with tho
most delicate stomachs and strengthen
the digestive organs until they do their
work perfectly. They are sold by all
druggists,
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1904-10-03
NOTES.

Many failures to secure a patch OF
clover are wholly due to the attempt
being made on soil that contains too
much acid, sour soil, as it is called.
The remedy is, of course, lime, and
this may be applied after testing the
soil with litmus paper. That there
ought to be more clover grown on
farms than there is no one will deny,
and if this is admitted why not get
the soil in the necessary conditions to
make the crop. 1t is true that the
soil acidity may not be the only reason
for failing to make a patch of clover,
but it can do no harm to lime the soil
if it needs it, and then look for the
other reasons why clover will not
grow On it.
Among thoroughbred poultry there
is little difference so far as their
economical points are concerned, but
on the farm solid, strong and coarse
breed is best; one that is self-reliant
and able where given a free range to
take care of itslf largely and pick up
a good share of its living, that will lay
we'll and produce marketable flesh
when dressed or alive.
An apple with neither seeds nor
blossoms is Colorado's latest contribu-
ton to genealogical science. The fruit
is now on exhibition in the Colorado
concession at the worlds fair and at
tracts widespread attention. The ap-
pie is immune from worms and early
frosts, there being no blossoms to kill.
Canadian cantaloupes, said by ex-
perts to have been the finest, in every
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1904-10-03
Better Than Spanking.

Spanking does not cure children of
urine difficulties. If it did there would
be few children that would do it. There
is a constitutional cause for this. Mrs.
M. Summers, Box 400, Notre Dame, Ind,
will send her home treatment to any
mother. She asks no money. Write her
to-day if your children trouble you i'll this
way. Don't blame the child. The
chances are it can't help it.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1904-10-03
There Would Be ENCOURAGEMENT.

How would you like to become a
candidate and have for your running
mate man who was 81 years of age?"
WELL, replied Senator FlubD, 81
don't know as I'd care to do it. but if
were the running mate and the other
fellow was 81 I'd go into if with my
whole soul"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1904-10-03
Hnw,a Thiaa

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any
case Of Catafrh that cannot be cured by Halls
CatArrh Cure.
F. j. CHENEY g. CO., Toledo, o.
We the undersigned have known F. J. Cheney
for the last 10 years. and believe him perfectly
honorable In all business transactions and fnRn,
clally able 10 carry out any obligations made by
their firm
WEST & TRUAx. Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, O,
WALDING. KINNAN s. MARVIN, Wholesale
Druggists. Toledo. o.
Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken internally, acting
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces Of
the system. Price 75c. per bottle. Sold by all
Druggists.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1904-10-03

ney Pills l have lifted six hundred
pounds and felt no bad effects. l have
not felt the trouble come back since,
although l had suffered for five or six
years, and other remedies had not help
ed me at ALL"
For sale by all dealers. Price so
cents. Foster Milburn Company, Buff
falo, n. Y.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1904-10-03
Woman Ralloonist browns.

Phillipsburg, Kas., Sept. 24.-Mrs.
George Hendricks fell from a balloon
into Rock Island lake here yesterday
and was drowned. She made the as
cent successfully but when she made
the parachute leap the parachute failed
to work properly.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1904-10-03

Kidney Pills did
me a great lot Of
good, and if it
were not true I
would not rec
ommend t b e N.
| t w a s t d e
strain of lifting
that brought on
k i d n e Y trouble
and weakened my
back, but since
using DOan'S Kid
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1904-10-03

In a horse the shoulder should suit
the purpose for which it is intended.
If for speed it should be fiat. If for
draft. it should be upright.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1904-10-03

In growing fruit for market it is of
great advantage to have varieties of
fruit that will keep long and bear
transportation well.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1904-10-03
Low Rate for Veterans.

Chicago, Sept. 24.-The roads in the
Western Passenger association have
agreed to make rate of one cent a
mile for the next encampment of the
Grand Army to be held in Denver.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1904-10-03
Fatal Family Quarrel.

Cincinnati, Sept. 24.-During a
quarrel here last night Michael Hemi-
raj struck his wife with Ratchet,
inficting probably fatal wounds. He
then shot himself through the heart.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1904-10-03

The first attribute of success in
egg production is healthy stock. No
amount of food will give a continued
supply of eggs if the hens are not
healthy.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1904-10-03

Piso's Cure for Consumption promptly
relieves my 5-year-old sister of Group
Mrs. L. A Pearce, % Pillng street, Brook
Ign, N. Y, Oct 2, 1901.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1904-10-03

Mrs. WinslOw's SOOTHING SYRUP for children
teething sOftens the gums, red ices inflamma-
ton, allays pain, cures wind collie Is cents
bottle.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1904-10-03

Frank w. Higgins was unanimously
nominated for governor by the republi-
cans of New York.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1904-10-03

For something good, try Mrs. Austin's ia
nous Pancake Flour, ready in jiffy. Your
grocer has it on hand.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1904-10-03

Charles C. Black received the nomi-
nation for governor by the democrats
of New Jersey.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1904-10-03

The third annual convention of the
national nut growers association will
be held at ST. Louis, October 1928
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1904-10-03

Stale bread soaked in milk makes
good food for young chickens.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1904-10-03

Help your wife to get breakfast easy
take home Mrs Austins Pancake Flour.
Your grocer waits to supply you.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1904-10-03

ly be classed as an instance of inten-
siye horticulture.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1904-10-03
THE STRAIN OF WORK.

Best of Backs Give Out Under the Bur.
den of Daily Toll
Lieutenant George G. Warren, of
No. 3 Chemical, Washington, D. O.,
saws: "It's an honest fact that DOanS
The San Angelo press. (San Angelo, Tex.) 1897-1907, 1904-08-04

Everything in Music at Aliens.
f. w. Roberts and Ed Wevl
were in from Sherwood Saturday.
jackson e. Murrah, Fire Insur-
ance. If
S. O. Richardson, of Christoval
was in the city Oh business Friday.
Don't fail 10 see H. H. Sigman &
Co. when you have hides to sell.
Rev. S. 7. Shore went to Bal
linger Saturday where he preached
Sunday and Sunday night.
Get n bottle of genuine Old
Crow from Eddie Maier. 20tf
Miss Carrie Olive who has been
visiting friends in Temple for the
past few weeks, returned home
Thursday.
New supply of Mexican Cactus
furniture polish at Gantt's. We
want you to try it. 24tf
Jack White and wife are now
residing in Temple. Mr.. White
having been transferred to the
main line.
Good builders use our lumber
because it's best and the best is
the cheapest. Smith IL Robert
son. 21-tf
Miss Jessie Deaton returned
from her trip to ST. Louis, the
Worlds Fair, Illinois, and Waco
last Thursday.
Group instantly relieved. DR.,
Thomas electric oil. Perfectly
safe. Never fails. At any drug
store.
Mrs. Hunt Perry and baby who
have been visiting DR.. and Mrs.
Il. o, German, left Thursday for
their home III Stephenville.
-Burdock Blood Bitters gives u
man a clear head, an active brain,
strong, vigorous body-makes
HIM fit for the pattle of life
G. II. Rathie and wife came in
on Saturdays belated train from
visit of some length to st. Louis
and other points of interest in the
north.
New supply of Mexican Cactus
furniture polish at Gantt's. We
want you to try it. 24tf
Miss Myrtle Meers who has been
attending school at Denton, re-
turned home Thursday. Miss
Minnie jameson stopped over for
a short visit at Waco.