Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-10-08
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day. Nora. l don't think we can ar
ford it.-Pick-Me-Up
Mike-Are you much hurried, Pat?
10 We want docthor? Pat-A doc
thor, We fule! Afther bein ruined
over by a trolley ear? Phwat OF want
Is a lawyer.
Mrs. Casey Sure. tn goat has ate
all nv Maggie's piano music. Mr. Ca.
aey- Thank tn lard, Now, il he'd
only ate TIA PLAINLY, Oid'd pension him
fer loifc'-puck.
He declares his wife made him all
that he is" quite likely And |
should judge that she didn't waste
more than half an hour ON the job. -
Harpers Bazaar.
At The Hague: What's that build
Ing. paT That. my son. is the Temple
of Peace" What's it forY' IT'S
sort of club where nations wranSlc be-
tween wars Life.
SO Sias was charged with having
seven wives. Was tn judge severe
en- him." Awful! lie discharged
him with all of his wives waitm' FER
him in tn corridor"
He Like all young men, have my
faults. She Yes but they are so in
significant that no Prospecting girl
would feel justified in marrying You TO
reform Illustrated Bits.
Patent Medicine Proprietor -- Dld
that chap we sent the gross of medi-
cine 10 send us testimonial? SccYe-
tary-Well, no; but we got cards OF
thanks from several of his heirs
Puck
Scripture verified; Hearing Of tax
assessor who had been waylaid AMI
shot by robbers, Brother Dickey said:
"lIow truly do de Bible say. De way
Of de tax assessor is hard! Atlanta
Constitution
why, Johnny, how much YOU look
like your father" remarked q visito"
10 4-year-old. Yes M" answered
Johnny. with an air OF resignation,
that's what everybody says, hut |
eau't help IT,"
Doctor. how can make sure that
the Ice use on the table is free from
germs" boil IT," and the good fam
lily physician at once made a two dol
lar entry in his day-book. --Detroit
Free Press.
Miss Loyelace Alicia will you rot
consent to be mistress of my estates?
/ cannot toll you how much love
YOU" ooh. neutrality-suspicious. you
can give me rough csumat2-in
acres" Life.
Her Mother Mr., Sloman has been
coming to Sc you for quite long
while. Maudc What are bis inten-
tons? DO you know? She--Well, I
think he intends TO keep on coming
Philadelphia Press.
Young man" said Dustin StaX, II
had 10 work for my money" We'll,
father" was the chilly reply. enough
people in our set are throwing that up
to me without your talking about it,"
" Washington Star.
Tom-So Miss Turner refused You
ch? Did she give any reason for do
ing so? Jack Yes. indeed; two OF
them. Tom What were they? jack
Myself and another fellow .--Su-
pcrior CNls) Telegram.
Old Lady Meat is very dear. butch-
or. | can hardly afford TO Duy any.
Rutcher-Why not turn vegetarian,
mum? old Lady--No. indeed; was
born and brought w Baptist, and
I'm not going 80 change my religion
at my time Of life.
Ie-Do you think marriages ARE
made IN heaven? Shc-i don't know,
Perhaps they are but ia he satisfied
with one made in-0r that Is. of
course. / wasn't thinking what-~oh.
Charlie. do you really mean it?-Ch!-
cago Record Herald.
A little fellow in saying his prayers
one night entrcated . blessing oD his
aunt. who was dangerously ILL., and
eravcly concluded with these words
"And please God. don't forget mr. all
dress. She lives at Blank street on
the third floor TO the right"
hewitt see n great Statistician
SAYS that considerably more than one
half the worlds population - FEM.
mime. Peppery Ridiculous! Is fhat
were 50 how would he account for the
fact that "onc-haIf the world doesn't
know how the other half livcsY
Mrs. Wearie--This is the last time
III have n girl who can't speak Eng.
li.h. Husband Why don't YOU send
her of? Mrs Wearie I've been try
ing to for six weeks, bUt can't make
her understand what ia" word dis.
charge" means. She thinks il means
a day OFF and when ! ten her she's
discharged She goes ont aud has n
good time.
The wife Of an uptown doctor re-
Gently had as visitor child If Eve
a quaint. oldfashioued youDGstcr The
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