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The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-05-14
BIOGRAPHY.

William Heeklin Prescott" by RoIIo
Ogden. is the latest addition to the Amer
lean Men Of Letters series. This new life
OF Prescott by the editor of The Even
ing Post Of New York is a study rather
OF a personality than OF an historian.
While Prescott's writings are passed in
review. and an attempt is made to show
what verdict modern historical investiga-
ton p~ronounces upon them. the main
study Is OF the man himself. The author
has had the advantage OF access to the
Prescott family papers, and other new
material. with the result. it is believed.
Of bringing out in greater dlstinctness one
or the most charming personalities In
American literary annals.
Mr.. Ogden is a writer whose work is
marked by charm and grace of style. BY
clear and critical power, and by thorough
scholarship. The life viii therefore take
its place among the more notable bIog-
raphies of the series. which is published
by Houghton. Mifnin & Co.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-05-14
REDUCE PURSES AT UNION.
Smaller Sums WILDE Hung I'm for
Summer Meeting of 5S Days.

As the result OF an agreement with the
horsemen now racing at the Union track.
it has been decided to reduce the size Of
the purses after the coming Saturday. In
stead OF giving the amount daily with
which the course opened. purses ranging
from 800 to SEQ will be hung Up.
Moreover. the bookmakers will pay for
the feature event on the card This saves
the association something Ike 500 or
~thereabouts In total daily. The reduction
mounts to about % per cent on the orig
inai purses carded and the new sums Or
fered are to be hung up for the summee
meeting OF fifty-eight days, which win
be inaugurated Monday.
1t is said that the horsemen at Union
are perfectly willing to accept the reduc-
ton on account of the opportunity for .
prolonged meeting which 1t affords. In
the last week. a cutting of the purses has
taken place, and a further reduction win
be made Monday. The difference VIII
amount to the percentage stated
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-05-14
BAPTIST CONVENTION OPENS.
Doctor Ford of st. Louis Takes
Part in the Exercises.

Nashville. Tenn, May 13.-Ths an
nual session Of the Southern Baptist Con-
vention began to-day in the Union Gospel
Tabernacle with more than 5000 delegates
and visitors in attendance. The meeting
was called to order by former Governor
Eagle of Arkansas
The scripture lesson was read by Doc
tor :: n. Ford Of ST LOUIS. sditor OF the
OF the convention
John Ferguson OF Colombo. Ceylon. spoke
in Asia. He emphasized the Importance
OF the education OF the women in foreign
countries.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-05-14
COMBINING THE OFFICES.
Steel Corporation Secures Floor
in Chemical Building.

The United States Steel Corporation has
decided to locate all the Offices of its
constituent companies in each Of the
larger cities in the same building. In car
rying out this policy It has recently
rented the fourteenth floor Of the Chem
ical building. Eighth and Olive streets,
and will take possession about the first Of
July.
At present the Offices Of the different
companies are scattered throughout the
business district, and considerable advan-
all together in one building. The Steel
Corporation now has local offices In the
National Bank of Commerce building and
Security building.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-05-14
SNAKE DANCE OF MOQUIs.
T. j. Lennon Suggests 1t as n Fea-
ture for Worlds Fair.

ture for Worlds Fair.
To present at the Exposition the snake
dance Of the MoQui Indians is the special
mission Of T. ]. Lennon, superintendent
Of the Grand Junction Indian School. COL
orado. who arrived In st. Louis yesterday.
Mr.. Lennon conferred with Director WI
MCGEE Of the Department OF Anthropo.-
ogy and then announced that he had every
hope of bringing the famous spectacle
here in August.
1T is a sacred prayer for RAIN said Mr..
Lennon. "and nc monetary inducement
could ever persuade the priests TO remove
the ceremony from the isolated Indian
villages in Arizona, where 1t has been held
for centuries. These Moqui villages are
from sixty 10 one hundred miles away
from railroads, and scientists from all
over the country gather there each year
to witness the famous dance. Nothing
would ever induce the priests to come here
but to actually offer up prayer for rain and
/ think II will be dry enough in August
for US to really need II. If we bring them
here We Will have TO bring a ton or two
of sacred rock and anything the priests
want"
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-05-14
NOTES ABOUT
ELsoN's aHIsTORY OF THE UNITED
4

Not only to ourselves but to the intelli-
gent people of all countries. especially OF
late years. is the history a the United
States OF profound interest. Within the
past few years several conspicuous hap
%pennings nave combined TO hold US up
prominently TO the worlds attention.
American history is interesting because OF
the extraordinary prominence given to
this country by the war with Spain and
the consequent acquisition Of a great archi-
pelago in the Orient. because Of our Won
derful commercial expansion in recent
years. and the irresistible Invasion" OF
the European countries by our products.
We are indeed the chief nation in interna-
tional prominence and our history is pres
entity OF greater interest thar ever in the
past.
Mr.. Henry w. Elson's new history tells
the story" 1t discusses fully the great
events and portrays at full length the
great characters in the American record.
II supplies the need of an account OF the
United States from Coiumbus's time TO
the present. full and ~ccurate in its facts,
entertaining and popular in style, and COM
piete In one volume. Intelligently planned
and proportioned. this volume OF some
nine hundred pages aims TO do for the
United States what the late J. r Green's
Short History OF the English People"
does for England. Every reader will ap-
p%reciate the books fuIlness Of treatment;
yet the volume Is compact and easy to
hold and TO read. This c~ompendious,
mandy. popular version is in accord with
the most progressive and careful of mod
ern historians. Above all It is clear. Wig
and illustrative. devoting much space
to the life and habits of the people and to
the main figures in our national expe-
rience- Published by thu Macmillans.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-05-14
Ct. Patrick. Parish FESTIVAL.

Members OF the parish Of St. Patrick s
Church. a Sixth and Biddle streets. are
making ARRANGEMENTS for the annual par
ish fair and festival The dates are fixed
al In a tent erected in she school ward
"Ireland's Own" Band from the Worlds
Fair grounds will give a sacred concert
On Monday evening a euchre party with
fifty prizes will be given. The fair will
close Tuesday evening. Three bands will
furnish music during the festival.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-05-14
CHARGED WITH TAKING S12.
Albert Wehde Returns From Eu-
rope and Is Arrested.

Albert Wehde Of No. 2507 Blair avenue,
against whom a warrant charging en-
bezzlement was issued December 8, 1906,
was arrested Thursday night by Deputy
Sheriff Booker.
Eight months of the time which has
elapsed since the issuance of the warrant
charged that Wehde embezzled S2 from
~ p0Ylin, a grocer, by whom he was
employed
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-05-14
New Apartment. ma store,.

Application was made yesterday for a
permit 10 build a three-story structure.
containing apartments and stores. on the
northwest corner Of Olive street and
Newstead avenue. Herbert A. Vrooman
mad the application The structure IS to
cost $500.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-05-14
MRS. B. C. WYER's RECITAL
Mrs. Halsey c. Ives Will Assist at
KirkWood Function.

Mrs. Berenice Crum Wyer will give .
piano recital this evening In the new
Choral Clubhouse on Way avenue, In
Kirkwood.
She will be assisted by Mrs Halsey O
Ives. who will sing q Song Cycle'-"Mi-
land" Between the songs Mrs Ives VIM
give IN explanatory talk. giving the story
and connection between the different num-
bers-
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-05-14

NRS JOdN A ORs
Author OF "The Issues OF Life"
Mrs John Van Worst who's e-suciden novel;" The Issues of Life" has attract
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actual condition of the Amercani working woman. Chs laid side her expensive
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made similar Investigation in the South.p published "The Woman Who Tolls" a book
which ehched from President Roosevelt his nov famousr ace%uicide letter FRS Van
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Revue ds Deux Mondes an 20 other leading French publications. The Issues OF
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The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-05-14
WIN Compete with standard on.

VIII Compete With sta OIL.
REPUBLIC SPECIAL
Chillicothe. No. May 13.-It was an
nounced to-day hat the Standard OIL
Company would soon nave an active COM
petitor IN this part of Missouri. The Penn
OIL and Supply Company of Ottumwa has
bought land from the Wabash Railroad
Company. on which II will erect a build-
ing and tanks, and will make Chillicothe
q distributing point
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-05-14

Special Sale Boys Suits, 1918,
At The Model Clothing Company, Seventh
and Washington avenue. See ad. on page 2
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-05-14

At The Model Clothing Company. Seventh
and washington avenue. See ad- on page Z
Svenska monitoren., 1904-12-09
HERR cAUDLE HAIR FoRESLAGlT
DAMERNAS SKAL.

bet var morgonen efter att herr
Caudle hade bevistat handelsforenin-
gems midday. Enligt slit l0fte hade
han aterkommit punktligt klockan
tolf, och fru Caudle, som kommit hem
fran en- konsert klockan half ito och
tillbragt mellantiden med att satta in
vykort i adjunct, mottog honom med
EFT valkomnande leende.
Hon vile ha en- noggrann beskrif-
ming pa middagen, som han uppgaf ha
varit mycket stilla och lugn. Hon
bad att "a matsedeln. och Caudle kan
de efter / ALA fickor, men nodgades
med ledsnad erkanna att han glomt
taga menukortet med sig.
= Och sa h6ll du val EFT tai? SADIE
hon. Hvad handlade Diet ON?
- 4, svarade Caudle / Diet han gick
tram till brasan och r0rde ON, bara
Diet gamla vanliga, du vet. vi gor all
It'd de der talen sa korta som m0jligt,
Derpa tog han en- hog BRET, som
anlandt medan han var borta, och gick
In / slit arbetsrum.
Slit int uppe och vanta pa mig
| kara du, SADIE han. Jag far satta mig
att svara pa en- hop bref, och sedan
maste jag lagga dem i ladan.
Brefven kunde mycket val 'ha van
tat till morgonen, men Caudle val
mycket nerves och vile dolja sin for
WIRING. Han hade till sin stora for
waning vid ankomsten till middager
funnit att Observation-Disclosures vorc
/ sallskap med sina f0~rtjusande frual
och d0ttrar. Hans f6rvaning had'
6fvergatt till fasa, mar han af listar
0fver talen fam, att han blifvit utsedt
att f0resla damernas skal. Under for
handlingarna hade han bara en- end'
angestfull tanke: hvad skulle fru Ca
udle saga ON delta?
Han hade ju f0rsakrat henne at
Diet bara skulle bli herrar, bara nagr'
gamla stadiga a~ffarskarlar, som skull
Svenska monitoren., 1904-12-09

10, sager den forste, jag gaf min
hast kerosin, och han dog.
bet gjorde min med, svarar mr. 2
hvarpa de skiljas.
iva man, Bill och Jim, hade atagit
sig warden ON en- hjord far. En- NOR
gon strax imam de skulle begifya sic
till slit arbete, SADIE Bill till sin kan,
rat:
Hor du, Jim, Diet har kommit en-
ko in | inhagnaden. Jag horde den
bola.
~Ingenting mera sades f6rr an pa af
tonen, da Jim, pa atervagen fran fall
tet, SADIE till Bill:
Hur visste du att Diet var en- ko?
bet kunde lika val ha varit en- thur.
Eli EFT ord mera utbyttes, men NOR
gonen derpa sag Jim att Bill h01l pa
med att packa ihop sina tillhorigheter
liksom for att resa sin vag.
Hvad ska du CORA, Bill? fragade
han.
Jag ar trott pa Diet har, SADIE
Bill; har ar for manga tvistefragor
for mig har ute.
Svenska monitoren., 1904-12-09
ON0ptGT.

4 en- exercisplats var en- korpral
farten med att lara de nyblifna beva.
ringsynglingarne den sa vigtiga hels,
ningsceremonien.
- H0r opp, polka, sd l kan lara Ell
da har! Mar l ia Sc generalen kom.
ma, ska l CORA halt och front pa sex
stegs afstand a satta fingra tie mossa
a blia stinnt och Sc morska ut; a ON
han sa'r nat te er, ska 1 saga: "gu'
beware generalen!" Kommer 1 ihag
da!
- ia!
- NJ sd ar ia generalen, a du, nr
IA, ska helsa!
Korpralen aflagsnar sig nagra steg,
wander och kommer ~gravitetiskt fran,
atseglande i sin nya vardighet.
Mr. IA g0r halt och front pa veder-
b0rligt afstand, danger" nafven till
mossan, bligar sa ogonen hota att
"trilla ur skallen", och da "~generalen'
nadigt och vardslost frammumlar slit:
God dag, min gosse!" STRIKER mr. IA
med full halls:
Gu beware %korpralen!
- a du rent IRA vettet, poke?
STRIKER ko%rporalen utom sig. Ska du
be Gu bevara en- korpral!!!
Svenska monitoren., 1904-12-09
"ALLTID TYcKT 81 MYckET oM."

bet var hos en- gemytlig landtpatron
under jagtsasongen. Warden och hans
vanner suite vid punschbrickan, och
en- at herrarna berattade historier, all
It'd historier och alltid de Stamina histo-
rierna ON och ON igen. Diet blef 1
langden en- smula trottande. Och till
pa kopet pasted karin att de voro
nya. Men Diet gallde att pa EFT mycket
grannlaga satt CORA slut pa Diet.
Sa suite de vid sina glas, och bror
Lundberg berattade for 77:e gangen
en- af sina "rolighetshistorier", en- all
deles ny.
Herrarna horde tankspridt pa. Men
da historien var slut, utbrot en- af dem
med verklig hanforelse:
ia, den historien har jag alltid
tyckt sa mycket ON!
Bror Lundberg berattade icke nagra
fler historier.
Svenska monitoren., 1904-12-09
PRATA INTE BORT TIDEN.

Den australasia landtbefolkningen
ar kand for sin ordknapphet; kanske
ar ensamheten pa de stora vidderna
skulden hartill. Sc har EFT par histori,
err derom:
Iva cookies" eller smalandtbru,
kare hade egendomar, SON gransade
intill h%varandra. En- morgon kom nj
l ridande bort till mr. ?, som h0ll pa att
grafva dixie, och f6ljande samtal upp
stod:
God morgon! sager mr. 1.
- God morgon!
Min hast ar sjuk liksom din var
Hvad gaf du honom?
- Kreosin, svarar mr. 9.
Kon%versationen ar slut.
Nasta morgon grafver mr. 2 fortfa
rande slit dixie. Sa kommer mr. l ocl
sager:
- God morgon!
God morgon! svarar den andre
Svenska monitoren., 1904-12-09
EN- KUNGLIG "BlUFF".

Konung Oscar satt en- dag i intimt
samtal med sin %lifmedikus, DIR X, och
samtalet rorde sig ON en- nyss afslutad
utrikestripp, omtalar Don Basuno i ST.
Ten.
Man" talade ON och uppeh0ll sig
sarskildt vid Spanien.
Och tank Diet vackra spanska spra-
ket, utlat sig kungen. Har du gifvit
akt pa Diet sprakets superlativrike-
DOM. .Landskapet ar Diet sk0na, qvin-
nan den ~ljufva, dansen den harliga,
och dansa kunna de for resten, tills
de bli medvetsl0sa.. e. Apropa, f0rstar
du spanska?
Doktorn harklade sig och fors0kte
"vara med.
Naja, SADIE han. jag f0rstar Diet
ju... Ar nan hemma / ~latinet, sa re,
der man sig jul alltid.
- ia, ia, nickade majestatet bifal,
ande och talade en- hel ramsa ''utri.
kiska" for den lyssnande doktorn. Ar
int spanskan vacker? infoll han der,
pa.
- Harlig! sa doktorn.
Du tucker Diet, kom Diet Oliver
raskande svaret, men, ser du, Diet val
int spanska jag talade, Diet var -
ryska...
Den kungliga "bluffen" lyckades
och intet latin i verlden kunde hjalps
doktorn ur klamman.
Svenska monitoren., 1904-12-09
HUR LOTTEN F0LL.

Nj skulle ha sett mig / vintras -
SADIE en- liflig ungmo till en- prestkan.
didat, som kommit pa besok. - jag
hade just fatt pa mig nina skridskor
och amnade aka astad, da jag foil pa
min...
- Lotten! utropade hennes NOR var
nande.
Hvad?... o, Diet var sa komiskt,
den ena skridskon gled at EFT hall och
den andra at EFT annat och jag ram
lade pladask pa min...
-Lotten! hordes hennes far allvar-
ligt saga.
Hvad ar det?... De riktigt skena-
de ifran mig och Diet var med efter.
tryck jag satte mig pa MIN.
Lotten! ropade nu f0raldrarna i
korus.
ia, strax!. :. Men. som sagdt, jag
hade knappast tagit EFT par steg, da
nina f0tter pekade mot himlen och
jag lag pa min.
Lotten! SHREK hennes arma NOR
fortviflad.
pa min lille bror, hvilken h0ll
mig / handen och nara nog blifvit
krossad.. Ma, hvad ar Diet nj will af
mig?
Flickans moder d0k upp bakom KAT
fekannan, prestkandidaten forbade
med en- tillfredsstallelsens suck angest-
svetten fran sin parma och fadern led
de med diplomatisk fardighet samtalet
pa rysk-japanska kriget.
Svenska monitoren., 1904-12-09

N#N#NM
lig... att hora gamla Mari saga met
sin mjuka, rena stamina: "Hvad dt
a snail Rora, som lat mig kom
ma. ~?
bet var nu EFT fasligt narganget ocf
~frisprakigt sallskap hon fatt till sig
sanger! Icke nog med Tanke och
Mime utan dertill sallade sig afver
Samvete med sin Mentorsmin och VILE
ha slit ord med | laget. Men varst
blef Diet, mar den lila alfvan Kansla
kladd ! varmr0dt, kom med | konsel
jen och med sin vibrerande stamina
som lj0d Xix en- bristande harpostrang
sakta tonade franz sin melodi mellan
de andras ordflode:
Stackars gamla, sjuka Mari!
Har du EFT br0st med hjarta i?
Aren af Stamina blod eli l tvanne?
viii du Ell kama och Ida med henne?
F0ljande vecka, mar Anders August
| S~vedjenas kom for att hemta svaret,
bette det: "Kom da / Herrens namn!''
***
Sensommarns solsken flot guilt och
bjart ner ofver skogen. Der | uthugg-
ningen lag Aurora Stigs lila lust
grona stuga inom sin stolta, allvarsam-
ma hedersvakt af hoga, m6rka granar.
Sommarens housekeeping var annu
Ell slut, ty IT den mjukgrona grasmat-
tan framf0r huset blicka fornamt sma
rundlar, hvars ytterkanter af djupbla
lobelia bjart afstack mot pelargoniers
beta, r0da farg. Langre bort bildade
den m0rkgr0na potatissangen en- vac
ker ~bakgrund till den gronbla hvitka-
len, och utom ~inhagnaden sorlade en-
liten skogsback fran sin entoniga, ro-
gifvande vaggvisa.
Rora a Ell langre nsam pa Lyc-
kan. Framfor spisen i dagligrummet
satt en- bold, bracklig gammal qvinna
med en- blanksliten krycka lutad mot
s~tolsryggen. Men tror nagon, att den
ma af lifvets harda hand omildt till
tygade varelse visade spar af lifsleda
eller tungsinthet, sa misstar denna ma.
gon sig. Eft blidare, godlyntare an
sigte, fastan gulblekt och rynkigt,
kunde man aldrig ia skada; och ur
delta ansigte spelade fran EFT par pig
ga, rara, bla 0gon, som kunde blicka
sa godt omkring sig, och sallan fatta-
des Diet smaroliga leende pa den fina,
fast gumlika bet var alder
domen i dess allra blidaste gestalt,
fast sjukdom och nod satt sina mar
ken derpa.
Mari hade nyss kommit, och Rora
var i farten med att ia aftonkaffet
med smorgasar / ordning at dem bada.
Hon hade Ell riktigt lagt bort hvar-
dagsminen af krossade illusioner, men
Diet lag dock nu EFT drag af nyvak-
nadt intresse Oliver hennes ansigte.
Hon kunde Ell undga att kama Diet nya,
underliga i att hafva nagot mer an
slit eget sjalf | tanken. bet egde n.y.
hetens behag att stalla till trefligt for
nagon AMMAN varelse an sig sjalf.
- Nu skall du sitta still vid spisen,
Mari, sa staller jag Diet har lila bor-
Diet med brickan sa har. Ser du, kaffet
blef klart anda, fast Diet sag grumligt
ut forst.
- Tack, kara Rora, du ger mig
for mycket, / ALA dar. 10, Diet ar ju
klart, sa Diet glittrar i koppen. Det
ar just som med delta lifvet ibland.
vi d radda for Diet m0rka och grum-
liga, som firms ! botten och gerna will
folja med. Men sa kommer Gud och
klarar Diet sa grant som han gjort
for mig nu. Gud valsigne dig, Rora
lila, som tog emot mig!
- Ala, jag hoppas val, vi skola kom-
ma ~0fverens, svarade Rora och sucka-
de till.
Svenska monitoren., 1904-12-09

lager slit forstand i dagen.
HIM. Domaren: Hvad ar ert yr-
Ike?
- S~kraddare.
Nej, jag ar gift.
hastigheten. - Herrskapets pappe-
goja talar visst mycket?
- AHA, men den pratar NEST dunn
heter! ALT hva vi SAFER apar den
efter.
En- smasak. Jagaren (som skjutit
en- drefkarl i benet): - Hur mycket
begar nj i skadestand?
Drefkarlen: - All, Diet ar ju bara EFT
par hagel... dom kan vi skrifva upp
till nasta gang.
Praktisk skaII man vara. Hvarfor
har %bonderna alltid korna staende ute
| pa marken ON sommaren babe dag och
matt?
- Da a for att ia plats at sommar-
gasterna.
6fverraskning. - Ma, hade du nngon
| ofverraskning at din gumma pa hen
| mes fodelsedag?
- ia, jag ofverraskade henne redan
pa frukosten.
- Med hvad?
- Med en- l%ojtnant. -. den uslingen!
IiIviiIigt. En- ~blodsugare har pa en-
resa rakat i rofvarehander, men rakat
sa val ut att han vid hemkomsten i EFT
Store sallskap prisade deras uppfo-
rande.
- De b~ehandlade mig val, SADIE han,
riktigt val.
- Kollegialt rent af, ~tillfogade en-
illasinnad person.
ominos m~issagning. Pastor V. och
lansman X, som Ell sett hvarann sedan
studietiden i Upsala, sammantraffade
handelsevis pa en- ja~rnvagsresa. Inom
parentes hade lansman K. Ell vidare
godt rykte ON sig, utan Diet pastods att
han brukade taga mutor af bonderna.
Lansman X. talade e~ntusiastiskt ON
studenttiden och utbrast till sist We
modigt:
- Ack Diet a pa den tiden Diet.
Men, 'tempora mutantur."
Pastor v: - ia VISIT. let nos
tamutor in ILLS"
Anda en- frost. Schaviga Samuel: -
Fly fasen - inget kek a int EFT korf-
ore tie nubbe a SAINT jakla vader sen!
Kalle bakom: - ia, men en- far va
gla att en- lefver. Da manga, som int
a fodda an!
Den biIdade k0ksan. Frun 0fver-
raskande koksan under romanlasning:
- Hvad ar Diet for en- roman Lovisa
laser? Hvem har skrifvit den?
K0ksan: Den a int skrifven,
snalla frun. den a tryckt.
omsesidis tiIIfredsstaIleIse. Den vet
girige Peterson stack handen i, en-
hastmun for att Sc bur manga lander
hasten hade.
Hasten slot sin nun for att sc hur
manga fingrar Peterson hade.
Badas n%yfikenhet tillfredsstalldes.
Hvad som feIades kIockan. Herr
Lundbergs klOcka har stannat och hr
Lundberg gar med den till urmakare
T0rnqvist, som meddelar att den ska
vara fardig ON en- vecka. Herr Lund,
berg kommer tillbaka pa utsatt It'd, far
sin klocka och fragar:
- Hur mycke kostar de?
- Sex kronor.
- Saa, hvad va de egentligen for fel
pa'na?
- Den va int uppdragen.
SpeIare emeIIan. l Norrland handt
en- gang att iva spelare suite och spe
lade kort i en- j~arnvagsvagn utan at
de sage till en- enda kung. Slutliger
utbrot den enc:
- Da va besynnerligt att inga kun
gar syns till!
- Int besynnerligt alls, svarad,
: den andre, mar nj har hjarterkung
rockarmen och jag har di andra tire
stofvelskaftet.
De skakade hand och upphorde me-
spelet.
Svenska monitoren., 1904-12-09

H~ansynsfullt. Vardinnan (som en-
sam maste underhalla en- nagot frog
pratad nordpolsfarare): - ia, kanske
doktorn skulle tycka Diet vore intres-
SAINT att bese vart isskap?
Svenska monitoren., 1904-12-09

Mar Adam alskar, mister han Diet
Store eller mindre vett han haft. Der
emot, mar Eva alskar, ar Diet som hon
lager slit f0rstand i dagen.
Svenska monitoren., 1904-12-09
ADAM OCH EVA.

Man blir aldrig klok pa qvinnor. De
vagra ha~rdnackadt att ga in i trettio-
talet, men mar de val kommit dit, kan
ingen ting f0rma dem att ga derur.
Adams soner arc heller icke alltid
sa latta att komma underfund med.
Qvinnorna hacka de pa i It'd och otid.
Men for qvinnorna ligga de pa kna i
It'd och otid, gorande sig saliva till
idioter.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1904-05-11

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