Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1904-12-02
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Crumbs of comfort never COW
eating crackers in bed.-pbuls
Record. 'aae4
Scribbler-Have You rood
novel? Cynicus-I hope so N.Y.
phia Record. llA
Mistress-Do you love babio.,
Not at three dollars weel, Nv, =
Detroit Free Press. LUG
"They were disappointed !,
weren't they?" YES. Each u
the other had money."-Life u'
she-Have you a copy Of @D,.
theus Bound?" He-No mo,l lN
we can get it bound for Won .na
you hke.-Minneapolis Tribune
"This is not such a sDaD !.
thought it was" remarked tb o ~ y
fiend whose victim had inst v n.y.
him and smashed the macsl''
Judge.
Il told uncle Simon that h.
getting too old and feeble fl :.
to business" Did he take If kina
HE threw me out Of his Office
ity Fair.
Mother-What seems to no fl,
BILE? Mrs. Neuwed-I-I ALWAYS Nv
Charles was fond of the tnrf h.
simply can't make him toucb a I
mower.-EX.
do you admire Bpotbo,
works." II never visited EN-,
swered Mr.. Cumrox, abspDtmfn,.
what does he manufacturer
ington Star.
Summer Boarder-You sat IN rs
late last night, did you not? h
you going to bed about 3 a. ~ E
er-Shucks! l was just a-gittip, NJ
Chicago Journal:
young man, have you stoms
think where you will 20 when
die" "Gad, mo- haven't i
thought where to go Oh my SUM
vacation yet" Puck.
Johnson-Ts thinkin' OBJ ms'a1
dat youngest Thompson gal. JaS|
Don't do it, niggah. Don't do it.
gal cannot keep a job more'n
weeks. Don't do it.-AIbany JOur
"I'll git de law on dat woman d
whatn whats the matter
Gardiner" "She done went an
me up by tel'phonin' when ders sn
pox in her family. Cincinnati I'd
une.
Pal understand, Bobbie, that
the party you asked for second
of cake. Now, | told yOu- B
bie-No; only said that if they III
to make me the offer I would aC
it.-Pick- Me-Up.
Her Mother-Look here, Ernie
thought your father told you not
encourage that young man? Em
| Oh, dear, mamma, that young
! doesn't need any encouragement-O
cago Daily News.
Do you sympathizo with the Bi
SLAMS or the Japanese AT prese1i
said the man who strives for nicely
expression, Il sympathize with
Russians and congratulate the ia
nese. Washington Star.
Beatrice (aged 6, after remaining
| deep thought for quite two mlla
! addresses her mother, who has
choosing frocks for her)-NuH
dear, before you buy the frocES
thought it all over, and THINK
rather be a boy.-Punch.
II am strongly inclined to think
your husband has appendicitis
| the physician. "That's just like u
answered Mrs. CumroX. "He aN
waits till anything has pretty
gone out of style before he decaA
get it."-Washington Star.
ooh, GEORGE" exclaimed the
wife, sit was nearly midnsnl
you got home last night
wellw exclaimed, the buaOana'
/ women are so inconsistent btl"'
were married you didn't care "'
l got home" Sioux Fails Fie~
Now" said the pert salesman
castically, as he started 10 l'|
the rolls of silk, cant you '""
something more l might Stu"
ma'am?' Yes" replied the slg
"but | don't think you have IL
is it," "More courtesy In
phia Public Ledger.
I'm afraid that you cant q"
this year, after all said '%
school professor to the S"te
Thinc. who was shy in Greek DRY
thing. NO" she replied
The dressmaker simply can
dress finished in time-lsN :
bad ?'-Cleyeland Leader
Pretty we'll" remarked '"' =
| daughter, who took III ill'e's"
| fathers purse and professor
some one asked her how 'H'Ds
going" PLENTY Of colds s s-,r.
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