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Evening journal., 1904-04-02
story Of Luneh Tickets.

Frequenters of an uptown restaurant
are laughing at a little episode that
happened several days ago and in
which well-lnown former newspaper
man took a prominent part.
The eX-scribe, who is a regular Gus
toner, on this day was entertaining a
friend at lunch. When the luncheon
was over the former newspaper man
handed his ticket to the waiter but
was told that there was not enough left
on IL to pay for both lunches. His
friend, who also had a lunch ticket
then passed him to the waiter.
Just at this time another friend came
IN and ordered lunch. The ex-scribe
told the waiter to take out for all three,
but here there was another hitch. Both
tickets had been used some and did
not contain enough to pay for the three
lunches by five cents.
By this time the attention of other
persons in the restaurant had been at
,racted. The newspaper man gave the
waiter a quarter from which to take
out the FIVE cents he stilled owed and
the latter promptly handed the change
to friend No. 2. This caused a general
laugh and the ex-scribe after securing
his change passed out without any
further comment.
Evening journal., 1904-04-02
Sporting Notes.

Chester Goodwin and Charlie Neary
viii box at Milwaukee April s.
Rube Ferns and Eugene Bezenah, OF
Cincinnati, boxed a 20-round draw at
Weir City, Kan, Monday.
Jim Parr and Emil Selva Will meet
in catch-as-catch-can wrestling
match, best two IN three falls, at Buff
falo Monday.
Johnny Burdick. the East Side New
York; featherweight. and Young Kelly,
Of Boston, WI box 15-round bout at
Marlboro, Mass, on April 10.
After much dickering Buddy Ryan
and Jimmy Gardner signed articles to
meet at Battery d, Chicago. on April
s. The weight is 1S5 pounds at 3
o'clock.
Abe Attel and Joe Cherry. of Sag
inaw, Mich. have been matched to fight
20 rounds next month for a purse of
$1,000. The battle viii be fought at
South Bend. Ind.
Jack (Twin) Sullivan, who fights HUI
go Kelly in a 20-round bout in Kansas
City on Saturday night has also been
secured to box Charley McKeever for
six rounds at Milwaukee on April 10.
Jack Lowery, the featherweight, of
New York, and Jimmy Briggs, of Bos-
ton, have been matched TO fight twelve
rounds at catch weights before the
Portland A. c., of Portland, Me-, on
Monday night.
Evening journal., 1904-04-02
SATURDAY, APRIL ?, 1904
EASTER.

Next 10 Christmas, Easter Is the most
Joyous religious festival ia christen-
dom. And it should be. 1t marks an
important epoch in The history Of the
Christian church. Many Of the con-
verts OF Christ who had seen his mir
acles we're in the depths Of despair
when on that awful night He was led
away 10 the cross by the Roman SOL
diers and nailed TO the cross, Indeed
the great mass had begun 10 doubt Him
despite His words that after lying IN
the tomb for three days lie would rise
again.
We all know the pretty Bible story Of
how early on what is now our Easter
morning Mary Magdalene, Joanna,
Mary, the mother Of Jesus and other
women went to the sepulchre and found
the stone rolled away and the place
empty. They were greatly distressed.
AS they walked apng Jesus appeared
to them. Several times after that
Christ appeared to His disciples. When
this became known the Christians who
had been doubling ogainbelieved. Their
gloom passed away and they offered up
praise.
This is the festival we will celebrate
tomorrow. For forty days the faith
ful have been abstaining from worldly
pleasures. denying themselves and
spending more time than usual IN
meditation and prayer to in a much
smaller degree emulate the life OF
Christ for the days preceding his cruel
flxlon.
Tomorrow there will be a change. AS
Christ came from His tomb so win the
Christian shake Off all appearances OF
mourning and sorrow and unite in
singing praises to the King who arose
from death to eternal life. Through
the dark.dark ages the church has kept
this festival and all over the world.
where there is a Christian church, the
psalms OF praise viii be sung.
Evening journal., 1904-04-02
OPINION
The EederaI JudleIary.

iHN ~N~t a. NhAt~it1
From the Cincinnati Commercial Tri-
bune.
II is creditable TO the bench that Of
All the great number of Federal judges
since the beginning Of the government
Of the United States, only hve have
been held deserving OF being brought
TO the bar OF the Senate for trial on inn
parchment proceedings. Judge Swayne,
Of Florida, being the fifth.
Judge Pickering. Of the Federal Court
sitting IN New Hampshire. was the first
TO be impeached lie was charged with
drunkenness and continued profanity
and the Senate convicted him on March
u. 1903. The next was Justice Samuel
Chase, Of the Supreme Court OF the
United States. lie was charged with
arbitrary conduct while on the circuit
but was acquitted on March /, 1905.
Judge James II. Peck, of the District
Court for the district Of Missouri, was
impeached for arbitrary conduct ana
for profanity IN 1880. but was acquitted
Judge West II. Humphreys. of the Dis
trict Court for the district of Tennes-
see. was impeaohed for treason, and
was convicted IN January. 1862. AS he
had. for some months prior to that
time, been soldering I'm the armies Of
the Confederacy. It Is not probable the
verdict greatly disturbed him.
Altogether the record Is highly cred
table. No Federal judge has ever been
impoached on an accusation involving
moral turpitude, and the gentlemanly
drink OF peach and honey will get the
best Of men at times even ia temperate
New Hampshire. or the five impeached
judges, two, Judges Pickering and
Humphreys, were convicted, and If it
had not been for the heat of passion
during the war; Judge Humphreys
would not have been impeached; two
were acquitted. and one, Judge Swayne
remains to be tried by the Senate
Should he be convicted, the judgment
VIII involve removal from office. and as
II Will require "a two-thirds vote of the
entire Senate 70 convict, parusanship
can play but a small part. and a fair
hearing is a certainty.
Evening journal., 1904-04-02

1t would be difficult oveesima the good which my
the amount OF happiness they
America during the p that have elapsed
eases wh threaten the lives Of parents and children
them claim
Remedies recognized standard
medical schools colleges the medical IN general
have demonstrated beyond the possibility
That My rheumatism Of
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and keeping them free from Biousne
ache
That Ny a
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And Now Munyon's
remedies o
With this combination
of sayw
happiness. reckless NUNYoN.
Munyon's Remedies druggists
Tonic and Paw Paw Laxative Pills.
Evening journal., 1904-04-02
sugar as n FOOD.

The impression that sugar is bad for
the health. and particularly for the
teeth, is combated by modern physi-
clans, except Of course in the case Of
those actually diseased with diabetes
or kindred troubles.
Sugar is nutritious, antiseptic and
fattening 1t is q quickly absorbed
food. A coloriess solution Of sugar and
water has often been used by fast
ers."
As for sugar spelling the teeth, the
finest grinders" in the world are those
Of negroes in Egypt and in our own
southern states, who chew sugar cane.
The ancients had little knowledge
OF sugar, but their possession Of the
sweet tooth" is proved by frequent
references of classic authors to honey.
Evening journal., 1904-04-02
ereets His Horses.

The affection in which horses are
held by some people was delightfully."-
demonstrated, the other day through a
little inciden. that is worth telling
about. Henry NJ Lodge the well-known
grocer at Seventh and King streets has
a pair of horses which are intelligent
beyond the average animal. He ar
rived at his place Of business on Thurs
day morning later than usual. Seeing
the horses standino along the curb,
Mr.. Lodge walked up to them and gave
each an affectionate pat. Good morn
ing, Charlie" he said to one, and the
animal addressed gave his head a gem
tie nod in recognition of the greeting
Turning to the other horse, he said
Good morning, Dam" and again re-
ceived the salutation that Charlie had
given. AS Mr.. Lodge walked into the
building, both animals looked lovingly
after him.
Evening journal., 1904-04-02
rhe eoaI of unionism.

The individual struggle begun in in
iustrial slavery is now knocking its
shackles TO pieces and viii end with
each worker having a hand and voice
in the management of his work, In Co
operative control OF all industry. 1t is
as inevitable as that an acorn will
grow into a tree. All things must grow
or die; they cannot stay still even II
they would.
To say that laboiing men should be
satisfied with a certain rise in wages
or other favorable conditions is like
saying that a rosebud should not want
TO blossom. The trouble with many
people is that they cannct change their
viewpoint. which must be done always
as the world grows.-Robert Bruce
Grant in Century.
Evening journal., 1904-04-02
THE AIR CURE.

At this season OF the year people
generally begin TO take spring medi-
cine to fit themselves for the changing
weather and the hot summer season
which is to follow.
This is all very wen but alone It
viii not suffice. There is a simple
remedy which does not cost anything
fresh air. It is true that the most Of
US have TO remain IL workshops or OH
ces during the greater part Of the day.
BY getting out OF bed a few minutes
earlier In the morning most people
could walk to work instead Of riding on
the trolley car. a walk in the bracing
spring air win 80 much TO make the
burdens OF the day seem lighter. Those
who get through work early in the
afsArnoon would enjoy dinner or supper
Evening journal., 1904-04-02
when wIn conI Give outf

1t appears that there is coal in the
United Kingdom to a depth of 1000
feet, sufficient at about the present
rate Of output to suffice for 81 years.
but that this period will be considera-
bly, extended, seeing that there is ev-
cry probability that mining can be car
ried on to depth Of 1000 feet, though
at this depth there will not be any
thing like the area of coal that there is
at the former limit And 1t further
seems probable to expect that this Pc
riod Of supply may be still further ex-
tended by the more economical use Of
fuel due to the establishment Of CEN
tral electrical supply stations and the
utilization of Nond and other gas pro-
ducing processes and OF gas driven en-
gines as well as other means Of obtain
ing a higher percentage Of the heat
value of the fuel.-EngIneering Maya
zine
Evening journal., 1904-04-02
LETTERS FROM
THE PEOPLE
The Speed Of Cars.

Editor Of The Evening Journal:
Sir:-In regard to the question OF
stopping the street cars at every cross
ing, the public demand the greatest
speed consistent with safety. The
average of stops Is now about once to
every three crossings.
People ride in cars I'm order to get
somewhere to work, to business. mar
ket, or to make a train. It is neces-
sary to stop to take people off and let
them ON, but why waste our time with
stops other than these unless they are
necessary for safety on the main
streets.
Don't make the cars that carry the
workingmen stop any oftener than
necessary.
Rider
Evening journal., 1904-04-02

much better and feel refreshed il an
hours stroll were taken IN the park.
There the air is pure and dcep,l dong
breaths taken at intervals dislodge the
impurities breathed in during the day.
Not only will men be benefited but
mothers with their children can fnd
health in these. the oity's breathing
spots at this time OF the year when
nature is awakening from the long vim
ter's sleep. II you don't believe It try
H.
Evening journal., 1904-04-02
Many sudden Death. ON sunday.

did you ever notice there are more
sudden deaths in Philadelphia on a
Sunday than any other day in the
weekF" remarked a policeman. 1T is
true, and the records prove'it. The
police book in the electrical bureau In
the city hall contains this record.
Sometimes the fatalities Of this nature
are double the number of any week
day How do I account for #? don't.
l simply hazard a guess or two. 1t
may be that folks eat more heartily
on Sunday, and this fact no doubt ag-
gravates certain ailments, bringing on
acute attacks OF heart disease and indi-
geston. For fifteen years have no,
tced the excessive number of deaths
on Sunday, vet have never heard any
one give a reason other than. l have
mentioned. Philadelphia Press.
Evening journal., 1904-04-02
SCOTCH FOLK RHYMES.
The Important Part That Family
Names Play In Them.

The Important Part That Family
Names Play In Them.
Scotland has a good number Of folk
rhymes connected with her old fami-
lies, and it may be interesting TO col
lect few of these. Considerable pride
Of family is supposed to be a feature
Of the Scotch. and we might expect TO
find It reflected in these rhymes. With
regard to some the expectation is real
ized Thus we have the Berwickshire
rhyme:
Tide what may betide.
Haig shall be laird Of Bemerside.
Somewhat similar TO this is:
AS Ions as there's a cock T. the north
Therell be Fraser IN Philorth.
There are many such proverbial say
ings that are not in rhyme and that do
not come under our present heading.
But the Scotch family rhymes are not
always complimentary. Sometimes they
have evidently been inspired by the
stranger outside the gates" An ex-
ample Of this is the following;
From the greed O. the Campbelis.
From the ire o. the Drummonds,
From the pride o. the Ggss,ams,
From the wind O. the Murrays.
GUIDE Lord deliver us.
Though given in rhythmic form, this
Is certainly not a rhyme In another
we have an echo from the old time Of
raid and foray:
Il yo wi Montrose gae. yen get sick ana
II ye WI Lord Lewis gae yen rob and
reive enough.
Similarly we have a trace Of the ref
ormatlon and a gibe at the Catholic
Gordons in the next couplet;
The guile. the Gordon and the noodle
craw
Are the three worst things that Moray
ever saw.
The 'gule" Is q weed that often pes
ters cornnelds. A Roxburg rhyme tells
as how the someryilles came to the
lands Of Linton:
The wode laird Of Laristone
Slew the worm Of Wormes glen
And won all Linton parochine.
Two different rhymes record the vast
power and influence of the Cassilis fam
lily. whose surname was Kennedy. One
speaks Of
The Kennedys WI all their power
From Cassilis to Ardstincher tower.
The other states that
Tween wigtown and the town O. Ayr,
Portpatrick and the Cruives o. Cree,
No man need think for to bide there
Unless he court Saint Kennedye.
Another traditional rhyme gives
supposed origin Of the name Of Buc-
cleugh. but etymologists are not likely
to pay serious attention to the deriva-
ton:
And for the buck thou stoutly brought
To us up that steep heuch
Thy designation ever shall
BE John Scott Of Buckscleuch.
The turbulence Of the freebooting
Armstrong; inspires another old coup
let:
Comes Liddlesdale'a peace
When Armstrong; cease.
And a nursery rhyme more suitable for
singing to southron babies gives a rec
objection of the Douglas who fought
with Bruce:
Hush ye. hush ye, little petite.
Hush ye. hush ye, do not fret We.
And the Black Douglas shall not get ye.
Scotland has an unusually rich sup
ply OF proverbs, saws, adages and folk
sayings. of all kinds, but it is not easy
to discover many more family rhymes
of this nature. Each Of these frag-
ments has its value, though it is a val
ne that may be easily overlooked. Per-
haps, to adapt an expression Of Words
worth. we have to love them before
they will seem worthy Of our love-
London News.
Evening journal., 1904-04-02
The yellow Peril Myth.

From the Chicago Tribune.
Ftom an army of Cinnamon. even
though Il be ofiicered by the Japanese
Europe has nothing to fear. Europe is
an armed camp. Almost every mature
male citizen Of continental Europe has
received a military training and is a
soldier. II the Aslatics attempted to
march on Europe, they would be far
more disastrously defeated than was
Xerxes. The yellow peril is a myth.
and It is fair to presume that il is Sc
riously entertained as a possibility no.
where, but is being circulated for cam
paign purposes only.
Evening journal., 1904-04-02
vvhere the cnmeI Ts Found.

The camel is found in Arabia, Per
sia. Asia Minor, Afghanistan, Balu-
chlstan. Mongolia, western China and
northern India, as well as in Syria,
Turkey, north Africa and parts OF
Spain. The camel IS known by the
same root word in nearly all these
lands; not a page scarcely Of an Arabic
lexicon but has reference to the cam
el. The language itself, according tc
Hammer Purgstall, knows him by
5.744 names. The only reason why
Scripture is comparatively silent is be
cause the topography Of the Holy land
is such that in most parts the use Of the
camel is an impossibllity.
Evening journal., 1904-04-02
WAYFARER
Mistaken in the Man.

One Of Wilmington's most fastidious
men had a peculiar experience In a
store where he was purchasing a hat
One OF the clerks had left him to get
what he wanted from another room
A fussy old man hustled up to him.
thinking him one of the clerks. and
said: MY man, this hat does not 1T.
Get me another one" Neither do your
clothes" said Mr.. NJ. as he sought an
other part Of the store, where he would
not be mistaken for a clerk.
Evening journal., 1904-04-02
~. urnn nnanE.

"AIy dear" remarked Mr.. Jones to
his wife as he gathered up his mail on
the first of the month, ''you have
missed your vocation. You should
have been a member of the state legis-
lature.r
-"What do you mean by thatT" asked
his innocent wife.
''You are so indefatigable in intro
ducing bills" replied Jones.-Cincin-
natl Tribune.
Evening journal., 1904-04-02
Fair Woman Has Not Regarded seal

Fair Woman Has Not Regarded seal
skin with a very favorable eye for
winter or two past. but the indica-
tions are that she will. This predic-
tion is based on the information that
comes from the sealing grounds to
the effect that the outlook is very
unfavorable and that the seal fishery
Will show the smallest result for
years. only 2l6.ooo seals have been
accounted FOR as yet and it is thought
that the total catch will not exceed
100000. Naturally this number viii
not provide sealskin coats for a
quarter Of the women who will want
them-and whose happiness win not
be complete without garment OF
sealskin. Last year over 100000
seals were caught
Evening journal., 1904-04-02
An Ensr cnnundrnm.

Jokey-Here is a conundrum for you:
What's the difference between a man
and his wife. Henpeck-None, unless
the man is so unwise as to have an
opinion Of his own. - Philadelphia
Ledger
Evening journal., 1904-04-02
THEATRICAL NOTES

The programmes offered at the beau
tiful Garrick Theatre have caused
much favorable comment lately. AL
though this is Lenten season, a time
when theatrical managers in general
reduce expenses, Manager Dockstader
strengthens up his bills and tries to
offset the dullness by adding big num-
bers to his always good shows. Next
week patrons of the Garrick will find
a bill that viii surprise them, the most
costly that has yet appeared at the
theatre. Milly Cappell and her Arabian
stallion and sporting dogs, form a fea-
ture for any bill. Then comes the
Hammerstein Importation, the Four
Rianos, an act booked especially 10
please the children. 1t portrays some
very funny situations in the African
iungles with Darwin and the monkeys.
The third big feature is the eight Eng
lish dancing girls from the Crystal
Slipper Company. This is one OF the
liveliest acts in vaudeville, and those
who have seen the big production viii
at once recognize the number. The
balance Of the bill is good and II this
program doesn't pack the Garrick at
every performance something is GER
tainly wrong with Wilmington theatre
goers. Box parties are quite popular al
this theatre and several of the boxes
are engaged by parties for next week.
"The Wizard of o." the new ex-
travaganza, which comes on April II.
to the Grand Opera House. after a
phenomenal run in New York city, ap-
peals to all classes Of playgoers, and
IL l. -
lphatic success it has achieved. The
juvenile population goes wild over the
cowardly lion, the vagrant COW, the
magnificent team Of reindeer the stall
lion on the Kansas farm, and the other
four-footed favorites in this magni-
hcent production.
"The Queen Of the White Slaves" comes
to the Lyceum on April g. and 6. under
the management Of A II. Woods, form
erly Of the firm Of Sullivan. Harris &
Woods. The melodrama was written by
Arthur ] Lamb, and is based on themes
suggested by the abduction Of white wo-
men by organized bands Of criminals at
tached to, or connected with '"rhe High
binders"
Miss Nettie DeCoursey viii soon be
seen at the Lyceum on April T. and
with "An Orphans Prayer and to
those who remember this sprightly
comedienne when last seen here viii
not fail to see her in this beautiful pas
toral play in which she has part that
brings out all her vivacity.
"I have often envled the birds in
Evening journal., 1904-04-02

Ordinary household accidents have no
terrors when there's a bottle of Dr..
Thomas Eclectric OIL in the medicine
chest. Heals burns. cuts. bruises,
sprains. Instant relief. adv.
Evening journal., 1904-04-02

Mrs. Clarence Mackay. who has lust
published Q fairly successful novelette,.
wrote the story I'm alogci s.nb al cmfhh
wrote the story I'm a log cabin. situ-
ated a mile from her luxurious palace
home. Harbor Hill, at Roslyn, L. I.
Evening journal., 1904-04-02

The Pastor-"Dere am anuddah bad
cent in de collecshun dis mawning,
deacon"
The Pahdon me. pastah,
but de ole woman would heb onions TO-
breakfast
Evening journal., 1904-04-02
encouragement.

She-Yes, just love dogs. He-Then
I'd like to be a dog. She-Never mind;
you'll grow.-Harvard Lampoon.
Evening journal., 1904-04-02

Men have a more acute sense of
smell than women.
Evening journal., 1904-04-02
srlro Alono Your Old Pipe Ste

olit3 E'S'S fNN' ~ -
We can put new bowls on them or
an old bowl. our Doctor viii put new
stems on It, We have thousands OF
25c pipes-1 600 matches, &c. Durstein.
8 e. second st. adv.
Evening journal., 1904-04-02

summer" remarked Gus Weinberg, the
principal bird actor Of ''The Storks"
company. They throw me into poet
ical trance. But these hot nights in
a stork makeup last summer have
completely changed my ideas. 1 should
rather be a fireman." THE Storks"
can boast of many other players Of
popularity-there Is Gilbert Gregory,
George Roman, Abbott Adams. George
Mckay, Alma Cole Youlin, Countess
Won Hatzfeldt. Ada Deaves, Dorothy
Choate, Myra Davis. and the original
Rosebud Garden of Girls, all of which
will be seen at the Grand Opera House
on Monday night.
Despite the fact that It was Good
Friday there was good sized audience
lat the Opera House last night to see
Howe's moving pictures. Those who0
went were not disappointed. The ex-i
hibition was decidedly the best of its
kind that ever appeared in this city.
Not only in the variety Of subjects but
by the clearness of the views which
were almost as natural as life. A fea-
ture of the pictures was the absence
Of sparks and quivering, generally
found i'm moving pictures. The audi
ence was particularly liberal in its ap-
plause
Evening journal., 1904-04-02

Get Good Advice.
About painting at Cartmells.
Evening journal., 1904-04-02

Paint Your Roof Now.
Ask Cartmell what to use.
Evening journal., 1904-04-02

q have often envled the birds in
Evening journal., 1904-04-02

When all improvements are completed
tnere VIII be no more attractive store on
market street than c. p. Almonds drug
store on the southwest corner Of Seventh
ana Market streets. The entire appear
ance Of this corner VIII changed by the
alterations.