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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-08-23
REAL ESTATE TRANSACTIONS
Entered for Record AUD. 10, 1904,

Entered for Record Aug. 10, 1904,
From to:3o a. m. to 4 p. m.
Wang How to Wong Ming ....CM
W Ali to Hutch Pltn Co...y..CM
Chas w Booth to Calvin L Camp
...... ,...ss...s'. ....'.,...'.. hcl
Chas w Booth and wi to Calvin L
camp ....s.......... -
c w Booth and VT to VIII L Fisher. D
VIII f Fisher to Bank OF Hawaii
Entered for Record Aug. 20, 1904,
From a. m. to 1880 a. m.
VIM Aud and VT to W l. Wilcox. D
W l. Wilcox and wi to Saml e Al.
len 49,. ..................
Est C Allen by trs to exor Est w
i Wilcox ................
Ching moi to Lau Yin ..........D
J + Hackfeld tr to Cal Feed Co
Ltd .......'..''s,'.., .PafNel
W c Achi to n X Alapai ....... Rel
Lilluokalani to Antoine de Costa ct
pi ''.'....'',.s,..,, Lease
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-08-23

hdnuiUl :, ~ MONA, ildMdli, Wv anu
cows d 2G1 p 3l2. Dated July %
1904.
Una s McChesney to J NJ IcChes
rey; PA; general powers. Il 2Gj,
1872. Dated Feb o 1903.
Alfred Magoon to W l. Wilcox
Rel; X = 1893. Kalihi. 1890 acre.
land, Waikiki, Honolulu s45oo I
232, p 35l Dated Aug 70. 1904
Bishop 4 Co to W Luther Wilcox
Rel; Ap OF n p GsSS and APP !. II |
Gsi Ealihi. Honolulu; IL int in II
land of Punaula. Mapulehu, Kona. Mo
lukai: sliOO. d ls7. p 27j. Dated
Aug IS, 1894.
Bishop a Co To w l. Wilcox; Rel;
l.3 int in por II p 1892. Kul S2ls. Ma
pulehu. kona. Molokai; $500. B 80,
y i5G. Dated Aug 10, 1904.
Est s Allen by trs and exors to
Hama Imhof and hsb; Rel; APPS | and
2, X p its2, APPS and 2. r p 1922 and
. pcs land, Kalihl; Kul 1865 and bldgs,
Kalihi; Honolulu. u 10. p 1Gi. Dat.
ed Aug Is. 1904.
Recorded Aug. is, 1904.
Est Of $ C Allen by trs and exors u,
w l. Wilcox; Rel; pc land, bldgs. etc.
Queen st. Honolulu; $500. Il 237, .
Ell. Dated Aug Is, 1904.
Est of c Allen by trs and cxors to
w |. Wilcox: Rel; 1861 50 IT land,
bldgs. etc. near Queen ST. Honolulu /:
$500. 239. D i55. Dated Aug 10,
1904.
$ y Dole tr to VIM l. Wilcox; Rel.
1900 acres land. Waikiki. Honolu,
lu; $llOO. Ii 260, p "a. Dated Aug Is.
1904.
Est of VIM L Wilcox by exor to Geo
~ Wilcox ct al. u. i3Sl int In X P's
llGS. 2Si3, 2io2. 2GS5. eta. $50. 1901
and pcs land. Iiunalei. Kauai; $500
u 2Gl. y 3i3. Dated Aug H.. 1904.
Est OF VIM l. Wilcox by exor to Geo
n Wilcox; D; int in 1886 "a II land
Queen 81, Honolulu; $500 u POI. .
Si5. Dated Aug II. 1904.
Est OF WIN l. Wilcox by cAOr to Geo
y Wilcox: u; int in 452.l0O0 acre
land. Diamond Head road. Honolulu:
$4,000. % 26i, p 3i7. Dated Aug IL
1901.
Est of VIM l. Wilcox by cxor 10 Al
bert : Wilcox ID: int in 723.1000 acre
land, Diamond Head road. Honolulu:
$1,000. b 2G1. p $40. Dated Aug IL
1904.
Est of VIM I. Wilcox by cyor to Al
bert Wilcox: ID: int in Kul l5iS. Az
!. Kul 1916, Ap 3, and II W. Kalihi. 10
nolulu: 1850. u 2Gl, y 35l. Dated
Aug II, 1904.
Est of VIM l. Wilcox by cXor ID
Alexander Young: ID: int IN APPS and
3 Of Nah Award 80. Il p $50, Kalihi
kai. Honolulu; sI2l0. d 26l. p 352.
Dated Aug IL, 1904.
Est Of VIM /. Wilcox by exor tc
Mary T. Foster; D.: int IN shares n
Il = 1897 hui land, Kahana. Koolauloa
Oahu: $500. u 25s. p $40. Dated Aus
II. 1904
Est Of WIN l. Wilcox by cxor to Mary
l. Foster; ID; int In Ap I, X p 205s
Kul 1853, kahana, Koolau'oa, Oahu;
1926. u 25S. y 81. Dated Aug IL
1904.
Gear. Lansing & Co to Sarah
Grace: ID: lot IA, blk 20, KaimuM trac
Honolulu: $3.50. u 25s, y 3l3. Date,
Aug 3. 1900.
Sam d Kanehailua ct al TO Uuioi
Min Co Ltd; l.; Or iSi9, Honomakou
n Kohala. Hawaii; 10 yrs Mt 500 pc
yr. II 25I. y i3i. Dated Aug >, 1904
VIM Il Castle tr to Elizabeth Rogcri
CwidowJ: Rel: II P's 2lG2, 62l9 ant
1882, WailulSu, Maui; $500. u l5i, |
asa. Dated Aug l5.i9Oi.
Henry Smith and VT To Helen {
Alexander; ID: 10 II Il W along po
Kul 709, Ap .. Smith lane, Honolulu
81. etc. Is 25S, . 3li. Dated Aug IA
| 1904
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-08-23
THE HAWAIIAN REALTY AND MA
TURITY CO, LTD.

Real Estate Mortgage Loans and In.
vestment Securities. Homes Built on
the installment Plan.
Home Office: Mcintyre Bldg,
Honolulu, T. n.
L. x. kENTWELL. osnr MGR.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-08-23
soWERs' MERCHANT PATROL AND
CONFIDENTIAL AGENCY.
Competent watchmen furnished foI
business houses and residences.
Office, Room 8, Model Block.
?. o. Box IA.
TO VIOLET LOVERS.

Beautiful fresh Mountain Violets,
ong-stemmed and very fragrant. for
sale at reasonable prices at the corner
Il Hotel and Fort streets, Saturday
md Tuesday afternoons. 2856-tf
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-08-23

Pommcry & Grenos Champagnes.
Emperador Sherry
Acme Rye Whiskcy
Canadian Club Whiskey. WHISTLES.
OV.G. Special Reserve and tic Very Finest Scotch
Commentator Port.
King William w. VOP Scotch Whislc,
Siegcrt's Angostura Bitters
Brandies Of Marie Brizard & kcger and James Hen
nessey & Co.
Eagle Cherries in Maraschino.
Special Selected Highland Whskcy "Whyte &
Mackay's"
Table Water, white Rock"
Buchanans BLACK and White" Whiskey.
RUNS, some Of Jamaea's Finest Productions.
A.B.C. Bohemian Beer,
Natonia Brandy,
Duffys Malt Whskey.
Sparkling Hook and Mosele Wines
Arc on sale in all frst-class Hotels and Bars.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-08-23
Weekly Edition Of the Bulletin. .,
per year.

"For Rent" cards on sale at The Bul
istln office.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-08-23

FOR Rent cards on sale at The Bul
letln office,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-08-23
NJ. L, SIMONTON

Commissioner.
Honolulu, August I. 1904. 2S3l.4w
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-08-23

The Evening Bulletin, rs cents per
month.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-05-19

THE trouble with the small indus
tries is that the men who start them
don't have enough money to carry them
beyond the experimental stage" This
remark OF citizen who has taken an
interest in the development of diversi.
ned industry strikes very vital spot
In the history of many commendable
but unsuccessful enterprises. When
Hawaii has had surplus It has turned
1t all back to additional sugar promo.
ton. The lesson Of the past may be
OF great value to the Territory II invest.
ors will be satisfied with present sugar
areas and In the future turn their sur.
plus-when 1t arrives--to the strength.
cning of so-called small industries. A
million or half a million turned In this
direction will be most valuable anch.
or to windward in periods OF sugar de.
preston.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-05-19
DE BOLTS DEC ISiON.

Judge De Bolts decision that Grand
Jury indictments are void when aided
by the vote Of Juror or jurors who have
served sentence in prison for larceny
and kindred infractions of the law, full
nils common sense Interpretation of
justice. The result may lead TO COM
Plications In connection with other in
dictments than that on which a test
case was made, but justice should be
cone though the heavens fall.
That any man should be held to an.
swer for criminal charge by a Juror
or jurors who have served time in the
pententiary is entirely foreign to the
American sense Of justice. Though the
case against any defendant be ever so
clear, he is entitled to have judgment
PASSED by his peers, not by those who
have gone through the mill and paid
the penalty for crimes. Attempts have
frequently been made in this Territory
to prove men guilty whether or no.
American justice considers defendant
innocent until proved guilty.
The personnel OF those involved In
this case is Of no moment The public
has no knowledge whether the Jurors
whose status was attacked voted for
or against the indictment. These de-
tails are OF no Importance. Judge De
Bolt has declared principle which is
sound. II means that Grand Jurors
must at least be above the reproach OF
having been found guilty OF serious Of
tense against the laws OF the land
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-05-19

piled to school administrations outside
New York. 1t says:
AS ineliiciency is always a ground
for the dismissal of a teacher the
Board of Education need never retain
an incompetent Instructor on its rolls.
A. woman teachers inefiiciency might
arise from marriage or Ill health or in
temperance or bridge whist or what
not, but the cause of 1t would not be
material; the fact of the inefficiency
itself is all that would have to be es-
tablished. Hence a rule to forbid sit
ting in draft or going to the theatre
or Joining card club would not be a
whit more senseless than one forbid
ding a woman teacher to marry.
,Let every one Of the eight thousand
women teachers of New York marry,
II they want to. The schools needn't
suffer thereby. Let them give the bach
lelors among the men teachers the pref
erence, II they like, in picking out hus-
bands. Two In a family on the Board
OF Education pay-rolls is not of neces-
.sity an injury to the cause of education
ora wrong to the taxpayers. Efficiency
inthe instruction is the main desidera-
tum-and we can easily conceive cir
cumstances under which that might
be promoted by having 1t impaired by
mothers instead OF by old maids"
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-05-19
TESLA IS FIRE
Continued from PAGE ~

| AS the facts In the Edwards matter
were clear the court, after ordering
'he discharge of Defendant Tesla,
ordered the dismissal OF John Edwards
as member OF the Grand Jury.
Later the dismissal Of Henry Hicky
was also ordered. The loss Of these
men lett the Grand Jury without a
quorum and forced adjournment was
TAKEN utnil tomorrow morning.
counsel for Tesla asked that their
eient be freed from any further in
dictment by the. present Grand Jury.
Inc court stated that the defendant.
having been discharged, and there now
peihg no Indictment against him, he
was not now before the Court and no
such action could be considered.
lesta may be indicted for the same
alleged onense by the present inquisi-
'ioh minus Edwards and Hicky.
Editor Tesla had entered no plea to
the libel Indictment az the time of
counsers entering plea In abatement.
| II Is a question whether, II he had
entered his plea, the Court could have
granted the dismissal Of the true bill
against him. Not having pleaded the
law was clear and nothing remained
but to set Tesla free.
In criminal cases pending. where
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-05-19
BOTTLED UP
(continued from Page ~

turnable, so there would be confusion.
Andrews spoke for the members of
the House Of Representatives, saying
that to many Of them It was hard
ship for them to be in attendance. They
wanted to get to their homes; those
who lived on other islnads; II the case
was at once begun he, Andrews, could
finish with the legislative witnesses
very quickly; he had only couple of
questions to ask each. Andrews
thought the whole case could be fin-
ished In day or two. though he under
stood counsel for the defense had a
lengthy argument to submit. r
Ashford was ON his feet to say that
he did not know that any argument
would be necessary. He intended, and
would at that time give the prosec,l.
ton due warning, to challenge the
Grand Jury that had returned the In.
dictment against Solomon Meheula;
he had been reliably informed that
there had been on the Grand Jury
not the present one. but the one be.
fore,--a man who was disqualified; he
would later ask that the indictment be
quashed.
This all occurred after the dis.
charge OF Editor Tesla Of the hide.
pendent on a motion alleging disquali.
ficatioh OF John Edwards and Henry
Hickey as members Of the present
Grand Jury. The Juror alleged to have
been disqualified on the previous
Grand Jury. that which indicted Me.
heula, was until this morning mem.
Der of the present inquisition-Henry
Hicky.
Meheula has already pleaded not
guilty; Ashford presumably contends
that the fact that Meheula has pleaded
does not interfere with the dismissal
OF the Indictment upon a showing of
the disqualification Of member of
the jury that found the indictment.
Meheula's case was continued until
Monday, when Jurors will be available.
In the meanwhile the Territory's wit.
nesses. the House of Representatives.
Will sojourn In Honolulu, with the ex.
ception OF Representative Knudsen,
who Will return home and again come
to Honolulu Tuesday night, by special
agreement Of counsel.
In the subpoenas issued for mem.
bers Of the House It is ordered that
each witness bring with him copies of
the Civil and Penal Laws received by
him during the 1903 session.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-05-19
APPOINTMENTS 70
WAIT COMING OF
CAKIty AND kUH|O

II is stated on the best of authority
that the appointments of Supreme and
Circuit Court Judges will not be made
till Governor Carter arrives In WASH
ington. Governor Carter expects TO
meet Delegate Kuhio on the mainland
and they two will proceed to Washing
ton to consult with Attorney General
Knox and the President. Governor
Carter expects to go to Seattle before
proceeding to Washington.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-05-19

Amy were present in court this morn
ing. Dunn, as a yachtsman, gave tes-
timony as to meteorological conditions
on the day Of the accident which re-
suited In the loss Of the house boat.
This boat was under lease to Defend
ants at the time. n
A beautiful model Of the house boat
has been constructed to figure in the
case and will float conspicuouslyl on
the clerks desk during proceedings.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-05-19
MARRIED WOMEN AND school,
TEACHERS.

Whether married women shall be en-
ployed as teachers is question that
has come to the front as one Of the lat
ter day topics for discussion. The
young people looking for positions are
prone TO consider that women who
have husbands to look out for them
should give way and allow the old
maids or bachelor girls draw the sal
aries. Some mainland Boards OF Edu-
cation, answering the complaint
against married women in the public
schools, have made regulations placing
the penalty Of discharge on teachers
who marry.
The New York Board of Education
attempted this course and failed. The
Board had bylaw that provided: mo
woman principal, head Of department,
or member Of the teaching or supervis-
Ing staff shall marry while in the en-
ploy Of the Board OF Education" The
New York Court Of Appeals before
which this bylaw was tested, decided
fatty against II, and the Board gave
Up the fight. II left the bylaw on the
books as memory and repealed fur
Their regulation that made it incum-
bent on the Board to bring formal
charges against any woman who might
marry, the penalty being dismissal.
The New York Commercial speaks
OF this action as signal victory for
common sense, and adds comment that
is decidedly sensible from the parents
standpoint and may properly be APP
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-05-19

The conclusions of a local broker on
the trend of the sugar market will be
of very general interest to Bulletin
readers. Right or wrong the impress
sion has become very well established
that the Sugar Trust Is doing" Ha-
wall. Now comes a student of the
sugar market who works on AN indie
pendent basis and says we are getting
all the worlds market conditions can
give,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-05-19

Honolulu people can't hold up Fed.
eral work in this Territory to better
advantage than by charging boom
prices for real estate Just because I'm.
Gle Sam wants it. The people who
take the United States Government for
a good thing just because 1t is rich
will discover that the Government is
being conducted in the interests of the
taxpayers, not the special land.sellers.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-05-19

Jas. B. German, captain OF the Elks
is planning to go to the Coast in about
a month for a much needed vacation.
II is said that Russell, the second base
man, will captain the team.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-05-19
TRUST MANIPULATION
Continued from Page ~

years crop already sold, 1t is not like
ly that the market will be subjected to
any undue pressure during the rest OF
the year. With London beets selling
today on a parity with New York OF
nearly cents, therefore. we may con
hdently look forward to decided i'm
proyement in centrifugals."
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-05-19
A NY House boat
DAMAGE SUIT On

May X, Almy's damage suit for $500
against e. ]. Cotton ct al, for alleged
loss Of the Almy house-boat off Pearl
Harbor some time ago, came up in
Federal court this morning and was
continued, after partial hearing. until
Monday. The deposition Of J. B. Agas.
siz. one Of the defendants, had been
taken, but Agassiz is expected to re-
turn to this Jurisdiction tomorrow and
word OF mouth evidence will be pro-
Guced.
Allen Dunn. T, II. Hughes and II. N.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-05-19

Inc BUSINESS MANS HANDY IN
oex. published In the Saturday Buiis
IN and the weekly Edition, gives q
'one'se and complete resume Of all 10
sal notices. calls for tenders, Judo
"ents, BUILDING permits and real %
tate transactions. Evening Bulletin,
IS cents per month. Weekly Bulletin
- per year.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-05-19

Russia's policy of retreat seems TO
be with the idea of giving Japan so
much territory It won't have men
enough TO care for it. This may be q
victorious measure but Russia will
have lovely time trying to drive the
enemy out of its carefully selected cor
ners.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-05-19

The least the Filipino guests can do
Is suggest to those they meet abroad
that Hawaii is the greatest halfway
house on earth and a good place in
which to stop over.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-05-19

The following passengers booked in
San Francisco to sail for Honolulu
May II in the Alameda: J. W. Ma
son, Miss Gertrude Mason, Miss Maud
Mason, Mrs. e. c. Swartout, Miss
Maud Wells, Ira Wells. Laura Wells,
T. II. Desbrow, Miss A. r. Thompson,
T. W. Hebron and A. Poppic.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-05-19

Chin Yung Yen has won fellow
ship in Columbia, the first ever con.
ferred by that university upon Chi
nesc student.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-05-19
THURSDAY. ........ MAY. 10. 1904.

What a howl there would have been
in factional quarters had Judge Gear
rendered the DE Bolt decision. Yet it
is only justice.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-05-19

Subpoenas for members of the Leg
islature call on them to bring copies
OF certain laws.-presumably clear
memories, as well
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-05-19

Hawaii Chapter No. 1, Order OF Ka-
mehameha, will meet tonight at 1880
O'Clock in Foster Hall, Nuuanu street.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1904-12-05
What's in a Name.

Representative Olmsted Of Penn.
sylvania, says that old DR.. Levi Bull
was clergyman of the Episcopal
faith and lived in Chester county, his
state, not many years ago. The good
old doctor was called upon to bap-
tise child, the offspring of family
with the surname of Frog. Without
any preliminary observations the
father and mother were called to the
front at the end of the second part or
lesson of the service.
Name this child" said the doc
tor.
1--WE name it after you, sir" said
the mother, as she handed the baby
to the doctor.
ooh, but you ramed the last after
me. 1t was was christened Levi" said
the minister.
well, doctor, call this one after
your t'other name"
And the minister did, christening It
Bull, and the youngster went forth
with the cognomen of Bull Frog
Boston Herald.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1904-12-05
Sleepless Creatures.

There are several species OF FISH,
reptiles and insects which never sleep
during the whole of their existence.
Among fish 1t Is positively known
that pike, salmon and goldfish never
sleep at all; also that there are sew
eral others in the fish family that
never sleep more than few minutes
a month. There are dozens of species
Of flies which never indulge in slum.
Der. and from three to five species OF
serpents which also never sleep.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1904-12-05
II Mas Good Advice.

The man laughed uproariously. I'm
a pretty healthy looking specimen, am
! not, doctor?" he asked.
you certainly are" answered the
physician.
well, ten years ago you told me to
prepare for DEATH"
Did u"
You did"
well, l see no reason to be hilari-
Gus about it. That's good advice at
any time, isn't it?"
yes, but"
Doesn't your preacher give you the
came advice?"
"Of course, but you sec"
well, why don't you go and laugh
at him? l did only my duty by you,
and from what know of you, would
say that l can't think of any one who
has more extended preparations to
make. Good day, sir"
Sometimes" unused the man as he
went out, ut is easy to make point
and difficult to clinch it,"
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1904-12-05
Eroa Culture BY Millions.

The cultivation of frogs is new in.
dustry, but it can be made profitable,
as there are thousands of acres OF
swampland in Pennsylvania, worth
less, which could be utilized. About
two million will be distributed in the
state. Some of the applications re-
ceived by the department are very
amusing, and they will be stored away
among the state archives. A New Bed
ford applicant wants to know if the
frogs will flourish and Go well in
ponds that have been constructed for
fish, but abandoned. or ponds that are
made to cut ice off, as they are fed
with clean water" A Breadysville,
Bucks county, farmer, asks for from
ten thousand to fifty thousand frogs
with which to stock Neshaminy Creek,
which, he says, "seems to be run out
of fish, so let us have some bullfrogs."
A Tullytown man writes for supply
to stock "our millponds with, as they
are excellent ponds for that purposes"
A Philadelphia man writes to know II
the frogs are green, and eff they will
keep babies awake nights by their
croakings." A Clearfield county man
asks if the frogs are good eating"
and whether they are real frogs or
only hoptoads. "-Pittsburg Chronicle
Telegraph.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1904-12-05
How to Quiet a Horse.

When witness in an English court
remarked that 1t was necessary to sit
on horses head when he was down
to keep him quiet. the Judge replied:
Nothing of the kind. People don't
seem to understand that the only
thing necessary to keep horse from
kicking when he Is down is to get
hold of his ear and keep his nose up
in the air. have seen lady keep q
horse quiet in that way without soiling
her gloves"