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The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-05-19

The man who hurries is frequently only
squirting rocking horse.-Chicago Trib-
une.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-05-19

The things that come to the men who
wait are generally done up in cans-Chi.
cago Record Herald
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-05-19

Man is a harp and not hand organ.-
Chicago Tribune.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1904-12-07
Cream Of the News.

Somehow the man who doesn't know
right from wrong always does wrong.
Before you make selection of a
Christmas present see Hopkins stock.
1t beats them all. 1t
Don't blame the pnstman for failing
to bring a letter that was never written.
The king all economic gas heaters,
"Helios," is gaining favor with the peo.
Pile daily. There is no question Of its be-
| iny the most perfect radiator on the mar
ket, besides it is an ornament TO any
room. II. T.. Mckinley, agent. 1t
One difference between hog and a
man is that hog knows when he has
enough.
Hopkins has the Christmas goods. 1t
The average woman derives lot of
enjoyment from telling other women her
troubles.
Guns for rent and ammunition for
sale at the White Star G ocery. 1t
When polIt cal orator calls the OPP
posing candidate a thiet it is the voters
cue TO laugh.
Dolls, doll carriages and toys of every
description at Hopkins store. 1t
If he lover attempted to reciproca,e
by loving all the world his best girl
would strenuously object.
The quicker the lunch the slower tn
digestion.
Trimmed bats from Sl.OO up at the
Joyce clearance sale. 1t
"A thoughtless man loses lot of time
when he hurries.
About the incest all round present
for either lady or gentleman is asuit case.
Hopkins has a stock of the genuine sole
leather, better than anything yet shown
in Tionesta. Marked to the lowest
figure. 1t
Wise is the man who is able to live
on his wife's relatives.
All pattern hats at cost at Joyce's
clearance sale of winter millinery, now
going on. 1t
Diplomacy is often a knife in the
hands of the underhanded
Toilet sets for ladies and gentlemen
at Hopkins. See them. 1t
After putting your best foot forward
get there with both feet.
Santa Claus, as usual, has established
his headquarters at the Hopkins store,
and there's where you will have to go to
get the incest presents. 1t
"A college enducstion is often blamed
for mans failure in business.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1904-12-07
The Rev. Irl r. Hicks 1905 Almanac.

The Rev, Irl X. Hicks Almanac foI
1905 is now ready, being the finest edition
ever issued. This splendid aud costly
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1905. 1t is too well known to need COM
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No better Investment possible for any
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The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1904-12-07
THE SECRET OF SUCCESS.

Forty million bottles OF August Flower
sold in the United States alone since its
introduction! And the demand tor it is
still growing, Isn't that a fire showing
OF success? Don't it prove that August
Flower has had uniailiug success, in the
cure of indigo .tion and dyspepsia
two greatest enemies of heath and hap
piness? Does it not afford the best evil
dence that August Flower is sure spe-
ctic for all stomach and intestinal dsor-
ders ?-that it has proved itself the best of
all liver regulators? August Flower has
matchless record of over thirty We
years in curing the ailing millions of
these distressing complaints-a success
that is becoming wider in its scope every
day, at home and abroad, as the fame of
August Flower spreads. Trial bottles 25c;
regular size, 75c. For sale by J. d. Davis.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1904-12-07
Short Session Not Always Best.

Representative Bliss, of Delaware, is
reported as saying that the ensuing ses-
sion of the Pennsylvania Legislature will
be the shortest or record Whether q
short session is desired or not depends
very much on the character of the body
first Tuesday of January. should the
Legislative rooster" predominant the
kind of representative whose response
bllities fit him loosely, and who has no
ence-the shorter the session the better
But should the Legislature be dominated
by class OF men who are anxious to do
something good Tor the people, 1t might
ber of important things to be done be-
sides passing the Appropriation bills, and
these measures should be thoroughly dis
cussed and digested before being enacted
variably bad legislation. Proposed laws
should be printed in the newspapers and
talked about sufficiently to enable the
people to judge whether they are desira.
BILE or not. The late libel bill which was
rushed through both branches of the AS
sembly with indecent haste, is sample
of the character of laws that are enacted
when the people are not taken into the
confidence of the law making body.
There is great rom for improvement
along these lines. One object of the lead
ers of the Pennsy ylvania Legislature for
wanting short session may be TO avoid
passing legislative appropriation bill,
which has been due for the past fourteen
years. .-PunXy Spirit.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1904-12-07
Charter Notice.


In the Court of Common Please OF the
County OF Forest.
Notice is hereby given that an applica-
tion will be made to the said Court on the
22d day of December, A. u. 1904, at 2
o'clock, p. m, under the "Act to provide
for the incorporation and regulation OF
certain corporations" approved April 20,
1874, and its supplements, by James ID.
Davis, Chas. Clark, Robt. A. Fulton,
VIM. II. Clark, J. G. Irwin, G. G.. Gas.
ton, l.. Fulton, A. NJ. Doutt, A. b. Kelly,
James II. Kelly, Geo. w. Noblit, &. c.
Miller. Lawrence VI. Gibsen and others
for the charter of an intended corporation
to be called The Tionesta Club, the char
acter and object of which is the establish
ment, maintenance and management of
the Club for social and intellectual pui-
poses, for the use, benefit and pastime ui
its members, and for these purposes to
have, possess and eniov all the rights,
benefits and privileges conferred by the
said Act and its supplements,
A. g. RRowN. Solicitor.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1904-12-07
Here lies the corp
OF Thomas Thorp,
Love Among the Spiders,

"a spiders love for her children is
pretty strong" said biologist. Take
her children away from her and she
will remember them for twenty-four
hours"
How do you know"
II have often made the experiment.
Always, at the end of ten, twelve,
twenty hours, a spider mother wei
comes back the young that you have
removed from her. After full day
has passed, though, she forgets. Keep
her little ones away from her a full
day and they are strangers to her on
their return. She is liable to eat them.
Her marital is stronger than her
maternal love. Take her husband from
her and she will mourn him faithfully
for day and "A half"
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1904-12-07

PRESIDENT DIAZ, of Mexice, who en-
tered on his seventh term last week, will
probably not serve the full six years, as
he has shown an inclination for some
time to retire, whenever he can put the
right man in his place. He has given
Mexico good government and has done
much to establish the Republic on a firm
foundation. 1t would be better, perhaps
not to have the people get used to keep.
Ing one man at the head of the nation, as
in a country like Mexico that would not
always be safe. But in the case of Diaz
it has apparently been wise course.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1904-12-07
Grin 0nicklN knOcked Out.

"Some weeks ago during the severe
winter weather both my wife and myself
contracted severe colds which spee9ilv
developed into the worst kind of la grippe
with all its miserable symptoms" says
Mr.. j. S. Egleston, of Maple Landing,
Iowa. "Knees aud joints aching, mus
cles sore, head stopped up. eyes and nose
running, with alternate spells of chills
and fever. We began using Chamber
lain's Cough Remedy, aiding the same
with dose of Chamberlain's Stomach
and Liver Tablets, and by its liberal use
soon completely knocked out the grip"
These Tablets promote a healthy action
of the bowels, liver and kidneys which is
always beneficial when the system is con-
gested by cold or attack of the grip.
For sale by DR.. J. C. Dunn.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1904-12-07
Divorce Notice.

Iil the Court of Common Please of Forest
County, No II, May Term. 1904 Bcr-
Hia MOng, Li6eiant, as. Wiliiam MOng,
Respondent.
To William Mong, Respondent above
named:
The under signed having been appoint
ed examiner To take testimony in the
above entitled cause, hereby gives you no.
tice that he will, at his ohice, in the Bor-
ough of Tionesta, on the 18th day of De-
cemher A. d. 1904, between the hours of
. o'clock a. m, and o'clock p. m. per-
form tine duties of his said appointment,
where and when you may attend if you
see proper.
SAMUEL ID. IRWIN, Examiner.
a. G. BBRowN, Attorney. 2t
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1904-12-07

COMMISSIONERS WARREN, the State and
society at large won a victory last week
when the Superior Court upheld the con-
tenlion that the pure food law applied to
all manner Of beverages as well as to SOL
id foods, This will result in trying many
cases against saloon keepers, grocers and
druggists for selling impure wines and
liquors, and many convictions are ex-
pected. In the meantime the work ofthe
chemistry department is to be increased
SO that expert evidence can be had in all
cases. The only drawback is that the
commissioner has less money than is de-
sirable and must dispense with some OF
his special agents until more fines are
recovered or the Legislature makes pro-
vision. The present law, which gives
the commission only the money that is
secured from fines, part of which goes
to informers, is not a proper one. The
State should provide ample means foI
such a desirable work.-Phla. Inquirer
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1904-12-07
HOw's This {!

We offer One Hundred Dollars Re-
ward for any case of Catarrh, that cannot
be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure.
F. j. CHENEY d Co., Props, Toledo, o.
q We, the undersigned, have known FL.
Cheney for the last 10 years, and believe
him perfectly honorable in all business
transactions and financially able to carry
ont any obligations made by their firm.
WEST &c TRAUX, wholesale druggists, To-
ledo, o., WALDING, hINNAN & MARVIN,
wholesale druggists, Teledo, o.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally
acting directly upon the blood and mu.
cous surfaces of the system. Price 75C
per bottle. Sold by all druggists. Testi
monials free.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1904-12-07
The REpUBLIcAN has made arrange

The REPUBLICAN has made arrange.
ments whereby the New York Tribune
Farmer can be supplied to old and new
subscribers at the remarkably low rate of
% cents year. The long winter eve
ningS will soon he here and you will
want something, not only interesting but
highly profitable to read, and you can hit
on nothing better than this wo, ld-famed
farm and tireside magazine. Regular
subscribers get the paper by paying a
year in advance and 25 cents extra, and
new subscribers get it on the same terms.
Sample copies on application. Now is the
time to renew or subscribe. If
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1904-12-07

THE scheme for ship canal from Lake @
Erie TO the Ohio River, which was very
much alive ten or twelve years ago has
been revived. At a recent dinner of
Plttsburg business men, Congressman
Dalzell and others made stirring speeches
on the subject which renewed the inter-
est. Mr.. Dalzell gave assurance that if
the people of Pittsburg, who would GER
tainly be greatly benefited by the canal,
would show determined interest in the
project the bill now be ore Congress au-
thorizing the canal would be passed.
Should the enterprise ever be carried
through 1t would practically bring to
Pittsbufg many of the big industries To-
Gated on the lake, and while the outlok
may not now seem encouraging The re-
suit is worth striving for.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1904-12-07
WHAT'S the Matter With Roosevelt (
How lie Introduced an Author.

On Tuesday afternoon, November %,
President Roosevelt introduced at the
Lafayette opera house, Washington, Rev.
Charles Wagner, author of "The Simple
Life" He said: "ThiS is the first and
will be the only time during my Presi
dency that l shall ever introduce a
speaker to an audience and l am more
than glad TO do il in this instance, be-
cause il there is one book which should
like to have read as tract, and also which
is not invariably true of tracts, as an in
teresting tract, by all people it is The
Simple life written 10y MIR. Wagner"
The simple Life" should I've read by
everyone. New spapers all over the
country endorse it as well as President
Roosevelt. The opening chapters will
appear in the Pittsburg Dispatch Sunday,
Dec. 4. Nothing too good tor the Dis
patch to give its readers,
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1904-12-07

A GENTS We want good, energetic
n general agent for this city and sur
rounding territory to take the sale of the
new Pioneer Gas Light. This light is
having a wonderful SAFE wherever it has
been introduced. Regardless of your
present occupation you can triple your
income. DO not delay, as some lucky,
wide-awake man will secure this terri
tory before You. We give you full in
structions by mail. Pioneer Light CO.,
1872 9TH ST., Pittsburg Pa.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1904-12-07
Divorce Notice.

In the Court Of Common Pleas of Forest
CoUrty No , Februdry Term, 1901
Bertha Wood, LiJeidRt Us. Benjamin p.
Wood, Respondent.
To Benz, f. Wood, respondent: The
undersigned, Examiner appointed by the
Court to take testimony in the cause
pending in the a3ove stated case,
hereby gives YOU notice that he will, at
hi, Office, in the Borough Of Tionesta, on
the 10Th day of December 1904, at 100
o'clock p. m, perform the duties of his
said appointment, where you may attend
ii you see proper
A. G. Brown, Examiner.
$. ID. IRWIN, Atty. 2t
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1904-12-07

MUCH more than local Importance, says
the Washington Post, attaches to the de-
cision of the New York court Of Appeals
declaring unconstitutional and, there
fore, null and void, the State law which
prohibits a contractor from employing
his men more than eight hours a day on
CITY, county or State work. Judges
o Brien, Martin and Vann hold that the
law is unconstitutional in that it deprives
an individual of property without due
process OF law. Chief Justice Cullen.
with Justice Werner concurring, makes
the ruling one eff precedent. Inasmuch
as 1t is the Constitution of the United
States by which this law was tested and
found waning, it follows that if the rul-
ing is sound in New York, a similar rul-
ing by competent authority would kill
similar statutes in other states.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1904-12-07
Health is Natures Best Gin to Us.

10 order to retain this it neces.i.
tates care. We furnish the care and
comfort if you travel via the Nickel
Plate Road. Personally con ucted
PARTIES west and south on the first
and third Tuesdays of each month.
For detailed Information, write, wire,
phone or call on A G. Showalter, d.
PA ,807 State street, Erie, Pa. 129tf
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1904-12-07

For the benefit of those desiring to al
tend the meeting of the Pennsylvania
State Grange, Patrons of Husbandry, to
be held at Erie, December ID TO Is, the
Pennsylvania Railroad Company will
sell round-trip tickets TO Erie from all
stations on its lines in the State of Penn
sylvania, December II to Is. lood to re-
turn until December II, inclusive, at re-
duced rates minimum rate % cents. 1t
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1904-12-07
The Presidents Message,

President Roosevelt's annual message
to Congress gwen on the first page of
today's REPUBLICAN. Like all the Pres
ident's writings, no matter on what sub
iect. this able document is worthy of the
closest perusal. All his utterances are
straight from the shoulder and go straight
to the hearts and minds of the people,
and this message is no exception TO the
rule.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1904-12-07
Hop ins has the Christmas goods, 1t
A GuARANrEEp CURE FoR pnEs.

Itching, Blind, Bleeding or Protruding
Piles Druggists refund money il Pazo
Ointment fails to cure any ease, no mat
ter of how long standing, in + to "a days.
First application gives ease aud rest. soc.
II your druggist hasn't il send sos in
stamps and it will be forwarded post paid
by the Paris Medicine Co. 81. Louis, Mo.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1904-12-07

THERE are lot of great white build
ings on the market in ST. Louis, to-day.
These buildings cost all the way from
$4,000 to S4OO, 600 each, and in most in
stances it will cost something more to get
them torn down and the rubbish carried
away, This is the waste Of a great worlds
fair.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1904-12-07

If it is true that Mrs. Chadwick hyp-
Noticed the wealthy men with whom she
came in contact, many of us have cause
t. be thankful that we never met the
"She'' of finance, cautiously remarks the
Oil City Blizzard.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1904-12-07

IT is said that New York society
showed very poor breeding at the horse
show. 1t certainly must have been bad
in the presence of so many other well
bred animals
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1904-12-07
Your Money is Never Ours

until we satisfy you thai the Nickel
Plate personally conducted parties to
all points west are lower than via
other lines. For rates and general
information, write, wir phone OF
call on A G Showater, D. P. A., S07
State street, Erie, Pa. $50 If
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1904-12-07

DR.. John Kerr, in his book of mem.
oirs, recalls number of humorous
Scotch stories. For example there is
the story of the "argumentatively
tipsy" Scot, who, calling on the minis
ter and being told to 20 home and re-
turn the next day when he was sober,
replied Man, minister. when I'm So
Der dinna care for religious conversa-
ton" Then there is the story about
Thomas ThOrp, who died leaving his
fortune TO n poor relative on condition
that headstone with the name of the
said Thomas ThOrp and a verse of
poetry be erected beside the grave
Costing so much word to chisel let
ters in the stone, the poor relative or
dered that the poetry should be brief
Upon his refusal to approve on ac-
count of their too great length the
lines
Here lies the corp
OF Thomas Thorp
the following was finally offered and
accepted:
Thorp's
Corpse.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1904-12-07

THE Albany Argus inquiries "what is
good for indigestion?" We have an ex-
cellent remedy. Earn your living by
the sweat of your own brow, and not by
the sweat of some other mans brow.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1904-12-07

IT is well k, own that Mr.. Roosevelt is
fond of athletics. He has been compelled
10 get new boxing master, as the feather
weight OF Esopus was very light exer-
risa
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1904-12-07

JUDGE PARKER refuses to claim vim
dication in his prediction that the Senate
would remain Republican for several
years. The Judge is getting modest.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1904-12-07

President BAER, of the coal trust is
gigglng up his sleeve thinking that his
trust has escaped notice. The laugh is
too soon, his turn will come along too.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1904-12-07

THE New York American is afraid that
if the administration should force the
beef trust To the wall that they would
steal the wall.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1904-12-07

Mr.. ROOSEVELT simply couldn't keep
away from st, Louis amer what happened
to Missouri on November Sth.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1904-12-07

THE Charleston Courier says there is
nothing left for the south TO do but
"stand pat" also. They might do worse.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1904-12-07

THE farmers throughout the country
are bard pressed to live up to the predic-
tions of the crop forecaster.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1904-12-07
Neckel Plate Low Rate Personally Com
ducted Parties

to all points west and south on tie
first and third Tuesdays of each
month Write A, G. Showalter, D.
P. A., S07 State street, Erie, Pa for
general information. 131 if
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1904-12-07

BEFORE persisting too far in the tariff
revision, don't forget the experience of
1881,
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1904-12-07

Mrs. CHADWICK, of Cleveland, Ohio,
is living reiuta ion of the old saying
that "women are unfit for business"
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1904-12-07
C. ". ROBINSON & SON.
MCCuen Co.
TaiIoriinq.
THE BEST IS
GENERALLY
THE CHEAPEST.

In no other merchandise is this so
true as Clothing If everyone knew
this as we'll as clothieIs aud tailors,
there would be no cheap Clothing
sold
McCuen Company Tailoring sp.
peals To people who have faint idea
that there is something to look for in
Clothing outside If the price
McCuen Company Tailoring is
moderately priced Good, sterling
values is the foundation, but Style,
Character, Workmanship and High
Quality is never lost sight of
Perhaps this accounts for our in
creasng business in Tailoring.
Cheap Clothing can't fool all the
people all the time.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1904-12-07

Mr.. BRYAN says "Congress'is is no place
for Democrat. The country thought so
too.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1904-12-07

Do not delay making your
Christmas purchases. If
you are looking for practi.
cal, sensible gifts for practi
cal, sensible reople, we can
be of service to you
Our stock contains innu.
merable articles, which as
gifts, will be appreciated
the entire yeUr, See what
we have to offer you before
making your purchases,