The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-06-02

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He-And at last they agreed to mar
> ~. She-Yes. and 1t was the las
: thing they agreed on.-Denver Repub
{ lean.
And where did ~ take you aftel
the theater?" Home" "Ah. so yol
are engaged at iast?"-Chicago Record
Herald
wife-what do you think OF my pic
ture? Husband-It will do. Evidently
snapshot. my dear. why" "Youl
mouth is shut."-Ex.
Alas: Miss de Muir-were you ever
hypnotized. Mr.. Hector? Hector (sad
ly)-That is my excuse for being mar
ried.-Town Topics.
"And so they are married Do you
think they VIII be happy They
ought to be. He has no friends, and
she has no relatives"
Wasted no time: THE manager says
he engaged the 40 chorus-girls In 20
minutes" Gracious. but he's quick at
figures. Topics.
Terence. what Is the doctors dag
nosis of your case?" HE hasn't told
me yit. but I'm bettin' it'n be iv'ry clint
av tin dollars. Chicago Tribune.
The expedition endured the extrem-
est hardship" Yes; understand they
were locked In the Ice during two lee
ture seasons."-Detroit Free Press.
Guest Qn cheap restaurant)-Weu.
waiter. what have you got? Walter
Beefsteak and nsh-but the fish Is all
out Which'n you havecChicago
News
A magnate: us he very rich?"
"Richr Why. he's SO rich he daren't
look twice at girl for fear she'll bring
q breach Of promise suit."-Philadel-
phia Ledger.
The Lady-So your brother fell At
Vicksourg. my poor man. Was 1t a
cruel bullet that did the work? The
Tramp-No'm; be fell on freight car.
Chicago Daily News.
Evidence OF an eyewitness: Guest
Why. do you believe in second sight.
major? Major Darby Din an impress
sive whisperEBecause l fell In love
at nrst sight-Punch-
Are you well acquainted with your
mother tongue. my boyy asked the
school teacher OF a new scholar. Yes.
sir" answered the lad. timidly. Ma
jaws me a good deal. SIR"
Did l understand you to say that
you always eat q breakfast food In |
the morning. asked the man from
Missouri. Sure" replied the man
from Massachusetts, "Pte."-Cincln-
nad Times-Star.
Not wasting time: whats the mat
ter with old Fred?'' asks one workman
Els got a splinter In his and" says
another. why don't e pull 1t outr
-Woti In his dinner hourl Not like
lyT-Tit-Bits.
Harry. Harry What are you doing
with your fingers In baby's mouth !"
demanded mamma Looking for the
spoon" be replied. Nurse said he
was born with silver spoon In his
mouth. but l can't find itr'
What a wonderful painter Rubens
wasr' remarked Merritt. at the art
gallery. Yes" assented Cora: 1T Is
said OF him that he could change a
laughing face into a sad one by a sin
gle stroke" why" spoke up John
ME. in disgust. my school teacher
can do that"
Waiter-Oh. yes. oysters are good
now. This is an ~ month. you know.
Customer sort o. suspect that last
one was a backslider. or perhaps he
hadn't heard that the time for him to
be good had arrived."-Boston Tran
script
You seem inclined to think well of ,
his titled stranger who desires to mar ,
y Jour daughter" We'll" answered ,
Mr.. Comro1. 81 must say this much
'or him. He consulted me on the sub !
ect Of the marriage. which is more :
han my daughter Is likely to do ,
Star.
No. Mr.. spoonamore, never could I
,e happy with a man of your habits"
hlS5 w INT 10
Tou know Of my habits. may | ask p
You haven't been In this room more I
han half an hour. and In that time I
'ou have sat on my sofa pillows. lean a
d your head back against my rocking O
hair tidy. and put your feet on my a
foot stool"-ChIcago Trib- 4
ne. n
Judge-You say you got that black o
ye as the result OF blow by the de- II
sndant7 Prosecuting Witness-Yes. N
II. Judge-TelI me the circumstances b
nder which he struck you? Prosecut- %
X Witness-This man met me as I 10
as coming along Calvert street Q,
histling -Hiawatha," and b,
Idge-That'll do. The prisoner Is
smissed.-Baltimore American. n.
Tommy Tucker had been hurt while
,rforming the act he called dipping
freight train. "Will he get well,
,ctorT distractedly asked Mrs. Tuck If
+; sis he out OF dangerT HE will h.
t well, madam" replied the sur
on, but I can't say he is out of dan b,
r. He will probably do the same N
ing again the first chance he has w
licago Tribune. W
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