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The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1904-04-01
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COPYRIGHT, 1908. BY 7. &: Mcclure


DO you Mad telling me. said,
looking "a open wonder At Aiicia's
calico gown and rural hat, ewhat you
are wearing that getnp for
Doesn't It seem suitable to q farm
house III the country ]. she inquired,
with obvious satisfaction in her cos
tune
Il can't see why white lawny stuff,
with embroidery and things. the kind
you usually wear, wouldn't be quite
as transformations, ] said discomfort
eddy.
Alicia leaned near to me. Really
she ought not to put that kissable
mouth Of hers SO close to even mar
ried man Then she whispered dra-
matically:
I'm poor I've lost every cent
sWhatr' / cried, aghast. Alicia Ia
not fitted for poverty.
@Sh Not truly, you know. I'm
making believe, want to meet few
men ana know they are not fortune
hunters
Humanity Is more decent than you
usually suppose II, said dryly.
There are few ripping good poor
fellows il our own set ,,nfainted ~
sell seeking. though thar narfitan aunt
Of yonrs won't let You believe Il.
Well, but here" said Alicia, with
such satisfaction that l knew at once
some one was On the fapia-nhere one
.can be absolutely sureu
ssWhom have vol, rnefY y, asked
sfernlv
.sNo one.s said Alicia obstinately.
Buf the next moment she bfushed rosi-
~ al q tan. sun drowned young man
came slowly ID the wide steps 81 the
piazza. a red handkerchief knotted
aro,1nd Ms ccI,1mnar throat ana wide
hat set slightly a-tflt gave q pictur-
eeaue finish 10 him. / am bound to
admit he looked attractive.
ssMr. Roberts, said Alicia, II want
to have you meet my friend, Mr.. Ham
lin johnson. His wife comes out to
board here next week,
.sYon are down ID have look at the
Law of our country n suggested Rob
erts. holding out d strong tanned hand
and nearly smashing mine in it.
As be spoke Alicia vanished she re-
tnrned In.nafIiatelv with 4 hinge nan Of
green peas and. seating herself of the
stem he5an shelIino Them as ind,str,z
lous,v 50 though her fntnra denended
an 4 Roberts nro,nntlv TONED her
Tyl,ila ,liscnntenta.llv dronnad inta
AIicia,s hammoclx Alicia was too 81.
ferlv nnliga m hored ana annuiad
ss,f sha ,a,,oh M now 4 io,v ,snniss
ana ana than lifted ~ SHINING avas ~
.ch,Ia g Roberts, earnest ana sltoretb-
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trox., hss.a1s q, m,
rnstse = - Il 49,
For ~ ,,axt Two DAYS i cv,t,c,saa
$780, ss.,..,.,., * s,s 1919 "a
nv s s.,t tbas ~ Z Was ~ ssa ,sn,v ma -
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,as a., srahiv ood ~ aas,,r -
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The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1904-04-01
NOTICE!

JOHN J. CARROLL, who for years,
has been in the firm Of LooNEy & CAR
ROLL, has formed a partnership with
his son, WILLIAM J. CARROLL, and
they arenow ready to receive orders for
The Montgomery tribune., 1904-08-19
Bellflower.s

John W. Schowengcrdtisha is having
lumber aud rock hauled aud will
build business building.
John W. Schowcngcrdt has
bought the saw mill from q. II.
Mueller. In the trade Mr.. Mueller
got a residence on Pine aud Caro- =
line Ave-, and two lots la New
Bellilowcr.
Mr.. Haynes the Burlington sta
ton agcnt ha, arrived ani opened
up his ohicc. lie comes from
southwestern Iowa. IL will not
move his family here i1f some
time.
j. w. Perkins left Friday for
Lincoln, Ncb.. where he will at
tend the i;pworth Lcigu, c,uven-
ton and visit his law,
Rev. l.. II. Shuiaatc.
John Pratt and a party from the
Gamma ncighborhood will leave
some time this msnth for OKLA
homa and the Indian Territory ~
prospecting trip.
The Montgomery tribune., 1904-08-19
Mt. Carmel and Oak Grove.

Mrs. J. Preston returned to her
home in Mobcrly after spending a
few weeks with her parents.
ID. Myers has moved too. 4.
Portcr's farm.
Tom Johnson OF Oklahoma has
been visiting relatives In this
vicinity. has left for his hom9.
The ladies OF the first NJ. T..
church will give an Ice cream
festival Mt Mt. Carmel church next
Tuesday night, Aug. -. All arc
invited 10 attend.
Vim. Purcell and Frank Me-
Honey left Monday for North
Dakota.
The Montgomery tribune., 1904-08-19

q. w. Palmer had a rcI1iol oi
his childron an1 kiniolk, a. his
hom, last Sunday.
Everett Milliksn and wife visited
relatives near Wsllsyllle last Sat-
uriiy and Sunday.
Mrs. Koech and sou OF WASH
ington, who are enrouto to the
Fair, stopped oil hero Mpnliy for
n few days visit with relatives.
Artic Dividson and family
visited at Big Spring from Thlrs-
day until Sunday.
Dave Van Booveu AID wife
spent Sunday with tn, fp-m ,-'
parents near New Florence.
Mr.. Kcnion sold his farm last
week at ss6 per acre. He contom- =
plates moving to Oregon In tho
near future.
Several from this vlclnity at
/ tended the Windsor reunion noar
/ Miacola last. Saturday.
The Montgomery tribune., 1904-08-19


Renders the bile more iluid and
thus helps the blood to How; IL
affords prompt relief from bilious
ness, indigestion, sick and ncrv-
Gus headaches, and the over
indulgence In food aud drink.
lierbine acts quickly, a dose after
meals will bring the patient into
good condition IN few days.
q. l.. Caldwell, Agt. NJ. X. 4
I. X. X. Chccotah. Ind. Ter.
writes, April ~, 1908: II was sick
for over two years with enlarge
mcnt Of the liver aud spleen. The
doctors did me no. good. aud I had
given up all hopes OF being cured.
when my druggist advised the TO
use Herbinc. II has made me
sound and we'll" joc. Sold by
City Drug Store.
The Montgomery tribune., 1904-08-19
Now Hopo and Union Grove

Emmett Oliver and wife were
the guests Of the formers si.,cr-in-
law, Mrs. Della Oliver p,ar Whit.
Oak last Sunday.
Erwin Norman of whe.ling
Mo-, arrived here yesterday for a
short visit with Leonard R,d,er-
and brother.
Marion Jones who has been
visiting his uncle, l.. s. E,ncs
and family, for tho past i've week.
returned home Sunday.
Miss Madgc Ovcrsttcct went 70
~. Louis Monday.
Quito "a few attended the ice
cream social at |. NJ. divers las,
Saturday night.
Miss Sunin See of Mincola who
has been visiting Miigc Oscrs,rcc.
Tor the past week. returned homo
Sunday accompanied by Aleck
oliver.
VI. NJ. Oliver aud wife vlsltcd 4
tho ln,t,r'. n,rents In Mnot,,,n, ,,x,
The Montgomery tribune., 1904-08-19
Hazel Deli.

Relatives from Virginia were
visiting at John Dillon's Monday.
Several from this place attended
the picnic near Middlctown Sat-
urday.
w. +. Holt and A. G. Dillon at
tended the convention OF the
christian churches at Joncsbura
Tuesday and Wednesday.
Miss Emma Paulhaber has been
visiting the Worlds Fair the past
week.
Preaching at this place next
Sunday.
James Maupin was in Case onade
county this week on business.
The carpenters have about
completed their work on Il. A.
Pcw's house.
Hail did considerable damage
to corn ncar here Monday.
The Montgomery tribune., 1904-08-19
New Florence.

Will Norman has sold his rcs,
.dcnce in the north mart Of town n
David VanBooven, who will occuny
the samc at once. lie isa son q,
Mr.. John Van Boovcn west of town
and married New Florence pIrl.
Miss Fannie Howell.
Prof. Hughes Maupiu has closed
a contract with the school board
TO act as Principal of the public
school here the coming win,c,
Prof. Maupin taught here tbrce
years ago. Misses Laura Robin.
son and Floy See will onici,,. as
assistants. School beyins f,i
term Sent. t2.
Mr.. and Mrs John r. Knox
entertained over Saurd,v ana
Sunday Mr.. and Mrs T,h,n .nd
Mr.. blackburn Of 81, Io,i. A.
Tob,, IL ~ ...t.,, IN.
The Montgomery tribune., 1904-08-19
READ THIS.

Neo,ho. M, July -. Dbl
have been for twenty yct-s n
sufferer from kidney and b,tli,r
trouble ali have MT b,,iab,rt)
do any work for s,verL y'trs
The Texas Wonder, Hairs Grrtt
Discovery, has cared m. an nov
i am able 70 do all M w,-k.
Anyone in need OF n kidney m ,li-
cine will ind this to b. ths one ,p-
est on earth, for ! hsva tri th,n
oil. w. A. DAVIS.
The Montgomery tribune., 1904-08-19

When pains or irritation exist
on any part Of tho body, the ap-
plication Of Billiards. Snow Lint
mcnt gives prompt relief. Il. W.
sullivan, Prop. Sullivan House IL
Reno, %. T.. writes, June q, 1902 /:
81 take pleasure In rccommcndiug .
Ballard Snow Linim.nt to Wil
who are afflicted with rhcum ,tism
itis the oniy remedy have found
that gives Immediate relief" 1Jc.
5oc, si.Oi. Sold by City Drug
Store.
The Montgomery tribune., 1904-08-19
A TEXAS WONDER.

One small bottle OF the Tcx,,
Wonder, Halls Great Discovery,
cures all kidney and bladder
troubles, removes gravel, cures
diabetes, seminal emissions, w,ak
and lame bacxs, rheum ,tism aud
all Irregularities OF tho kldncys
and bladder In both men and
women, regulates bladder troubles
In children, II not sold by your
druggist, will be sent by mail on
receipt OF 81. Oae small b)Itlc IL
two months treatment aad seldom
iails to perfect a cure. Dr.. Il. w.
Hall, fole manufacturer, T.. o. Box
o29, st. Louis, ID. Ssad fr tes-
'nmonial'. Sid by ail drLsy,s:'.
The Montgomery tribune., 1904-08-19

Rev. W. l.. Kilcy, L.. l.. ID. Cuba,
New York, writes: "Aftcr fifteen
days OF cxcruciating pain from
sciatic rheumatism, under various
treatments, ] was induced to try
Billiards. Snow Linimcnt: the first
application giving my first relief
aud the second entire relief. can
give II unqualified recommcnda-
iion." 2jc, 5Dc, si.0J. Sold by
City Drug Store.
The Montgomery tribune., 1904-08-19
Rhineland Records.

Born, Wednesday, August 10th,
1904, TO John Struttmann and wifo
north Of town, n fine big boy.
Donnie Dixon Of Wcllsyilie
came down last Monday to spend
a few months with relatives and
friends.
The first announcement OF the
approaching marriage OF Mr..
Walter Hagedorn to Miss Dcna
Holzum, was made at the Catholic
church at Starkcnburg last Sun
day. The wedding takes place
Tuesday, August 23rd.
VIM. Brinkcr and Miss Lila
Gunby were married Monday
evening at o'clock, at the resi-
dencc Of the brides parents, Mr..
and Mrs. VIM. Gunby. one mile
east of Rhineland, Squire Il. s..
Baker, OF Amcricus. performed
the ceremony.
j. II. Gregory. aged ~ ycars,
died at his home ON Hancocks
Prairie. Aug. 5, 1901. lie was
good citizen.
The Montgomery tribune., 1904-08-19

The subscription price OF the
Montgomery TRiBuSs Is one dol-
lar n year. In advance. We also
club the Tribune with the It. Louis
Globc- Democrat Owicc- a-wcckl
for sl.15 a year for both papers,
Clubbing rates with any other pa
pcr- IL desired. II
The Montgomery tribune., 1904-08-19

Tho average amount expended by
farmers for help last year was s75
farm-an Increase Of sii over thrco
years ago.
The Montgomery tribune., 1904-08-19

For SALE.--I have for sale tw o
line full blood Duroc Jersey boa e
pigs. I. %. FAiRcuILD Z.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1904-11-16

While it is certainly pretty sight to
see long row of books in neat and
uniform binding, like soldiers on pa
rade, there Is a distinct loss Of indi-
viduality. AS you glance over your
books upon their shelves it is pleasant
to recognize them from their outward
dress. They keep themselves better in
mind If each one is not exactly like its
neighbors. You are even likely to for
get what you have If you cannot know
them from across the room.
We often go to the bookcase looking
simply for something to read" and
then it is an advantage to know each
book at the first glance. OF course this
does not apply SO strongly to the works
of a single author. These belong In a
uniform, and you know what is among
them.-St. Nicholas.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1904-11-16
scientinc Egg Teating.

A new and simple method for testing
eggs is published in German papers.
1t is based upon the fact that the air
chamber in the fat end Of the egg In
creases with age. IL the egg is placed
in saturated solution OF common salt
It will show an increasing inclination
to float with the long axis vertical. A
fresh egg lies In horizontal position
Mt the bottom Of the vessel. An egg
from three to five days old shows an
elevation Of the fat end, so that its
long axis forms an angle OF 20 degrees.
With an egg eight days old the angle
increases to 46 degrees, with an egg
fourteen days old to rs degrees, while
Rn egg month old floats vertically up
pn the pointed end. Richard Guenther,
consul General Frankfort, Germany
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1904-11-16

A very unfiattering description Of
Benjamin Franklin's wife is taken
from the diary of Daniel Fisher, who
was Franklin's secretary for a short
time. 'She sat on the floor at neigh
boris She assumed the airs OF extraor-
binary freedom and great humility,
lamented heavily the misfortunes Of
those who are unhappily infected with
a too tender or benevolent disposition,
said she believed all the world claimed
the privilege Of troubling her pappy-
so she usually calls Mr.. Franklin-with
their calamities and distress, giving US
general history Of many such wretch
es and their impertinent applications. :"
He mentions "the turbulence and jeal-
ousy and pride of her disposition" and
the violence of her invectives. Pointing
to Franklin's son one day, she exclaim-
ed, There goes the greatest villain up
on earthr'
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1904-11-16

A high naval official, now dead, often
cited as an example of CHASTITY humor
an incident that befell a young woman
during the civil war;
t.She was good and kind he would
say, "and during the war she visited
the hospitals daily, distributing fruits
and flowers and tracts.
Zone morning on her rounds a young
soldier, Immediately after she had
passed him, set up loud laugh.
'sShe turned and looked at him in
surprise. His seemed a pitiful case.
Nothing of him but his face was visi-
BILE on the little white bed, and this
young face was sadly thin and pale.
Nevertheless he laughed like one pos
Bessed. His mirth resounded through
the grewsome room.
'sThe visitor returned to him.
VIII you tell me what amuses your
she said.
why, ma,am,' said he, here You
have given me tract on the sin Of
dancing when I've got both legs shot
OF. Baltimore Herald.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1904-11-16
Careful OF Her Nose.

Many interesting stories of courtiers
and favorites at the old French court
are found in the memoirs of the Mar
Quise de CreQuy. She says that on GER
tain solemn occasions kings OF France
wore ermine Innings to their robes, but
ernine became scarce, and she writes:
'sThe amounting of Louis XIV. was re-
tarded some years for want of this fur
for the court nantes, and at the coro-
nation of Louis XIV. they actually
used catskin." Superbly elegant was
the Duchesse de la Ferte, who generally
was carried around under canopy.
The marQuise goes INTO ecstasies con-
corning this particular duchesse, whose
eyes chad the most disdainful express
sion ever saw, though they had a
slight cast in them" But her supreme
elegance can be appreciated when it is
known ''she never blew her nose for
fear Of spelling her Greek contour, but
dabbed it at intervals with a small
square of cambria"
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1904-11-16

A Japanese woman f1irts-as far as
she knows the meaning Of the word
with her sleeves and fan and not with
her eyes and smiles. BY the different
movements of the ends of her kimono
sleeves she manages to convey to her
admirers all sorts Of unspoken mes
sages, and by the opening and shutting
of her fan to the right or to the left
she can reject or accept the most
weighty offers. Her code signaling
with her sleeves and fan is quite an
item of her social education.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1904-11-16
HUMoR OF THE HOUR
IT was I'm to Him.

II was walking along the Strand,
London" said a Boston business man,
when / was stopped by a dude of q
Teller who had the head Of his cane in
his mouth, but removed it long enough
to say:
law, now, but beg pawdon. don.
cher knaw.'
ado you, really? I asked.
Pom honor, do. Yes, beg paw.
dom
IT can hardly realize it.
But do, doncher knaw.'
You actually and truly and with.
out any coercion on my part beg my
pardon, do your asked.
! Bah Jove,p butt do, doncher knaw.'
"'And had you as soon state your
reasonsr
"T had. You are carrying your cane
In your right hand, doncher sect beg
pawdon-really do
"Yes, I see, doncher knaw, and
what would happen IL carried it In
my left? Answer me, please. What
would happen7'
bah Jove, but don't knaw,' he
replied, as startled look came into his
face, but / beg your pawdon, doncher
knaw, and I'll ask young Lud Sudley
next time we meet
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1904-11-16
SIDE VIEW OF POST DRrvRR.

by inches in size and are framed
Iengthwise Of the wagon, which in turn
carry at their rear ends the by 4
upright pieces twelve to fourteen feet
high, between which the weight plays.
The upright pieces are braced to the
false bolster by short diagonal braces,
but the mort1ses and lemons are made
to fit quite loosely, so as to allow some
motion of the top Of the uprights from
front to rear in order to adapt the
machine to uneven ground. This mo-
ton 10 regulated and the uprights are
braced longitudinally by the long di-
agonals, which are loosely mortised
and pinned into uprights, but whose
lower ends play in along mOrtises In
the longitudinal pieces OF the main
frame, being held In any desired posi-
ton by pin passing through one of
a series Of holes. To plumb the up
rights transversely a long tapered
wedge Is driven between the false and
true holsters of the rear end on either
side, as may be needed.
;. The weight shown In Fig. 3 ia pref
erably made of cast iron. The figure
represents a cube OF cast iron twelve
inches each way, with concave bot
tom and recesses one inch deep by four
inches wide to play upon the uprights
which thus form a guide. The catch
shown on the top of the weight should
be made of wrought iron and screwed
into a hole drilled and threaded for
the purpose.
Fig. represents a pair of notched
tongs which engage this catch, but re-
lease 1t when their upper arms come in
contact with the inclined planes q, 81
shown near the top Of the uprights in
Fig. 2. These inclined planes or drops
are simply pieces of hard wood two
inches thick, four inches wide and eight
inches long and beveled to thin edge.
On each side is nailed piece of tough
inch lumber beveled to match the
wedge and having a hole through
which passes a pin, which also passes
through the upright, thus making the
drop adjustable to any height.
The rope which raises the weight is
attached to the pivot Of these tongs by
a hook and clevis, as shown, whence 1t
passes over pulley attached to the top
bar of the upright, thence over q roller
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1904-11-16
END VIEW
ToNGs AND WEIGHT.

working In the diagonal braces, thence
under a pulley attached to the rear
axle Of the wagon, thence over roller
working near the forward end Of the
main frame.
In operation the machine Is driven to
the desired spot, the uprights plumbed,
the wheels scotched, the post set as
shown In Fig. 2, the team detached
from the wagon and hitched to the
rope.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1904-11-16
French Soldiers, Handkerchiefs.

The cotton handkerchiefs provided
for French soldiers have printed upon
them a number of sanitary precepts to
be observed on the march and during
campaign and are further decorated
with medallions containing pictures of
officers of all grades, the different uni
forms being so distinctly portrayed
that a French private can tell at a
glance to what grade any officer he
may see belongs.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1904-11-16

"Don't you suppose, Mr.. Giddums,' =
said the man with the pale brow and
the thoughtful eyes, that there is
some psychological reason for the de
Ginning Of popular interest In the sport
Of wheeling"
Seems to me more as IL the reason
would be Psychological" replies Mr..
Giddums, with an ohhand air.-Chica-
20 Tribune.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1904-11-16
Well She Might.

An old German historian of Tubin-
gen describes an attack by the French
In 1874 during which eighteen persons
were killed by the exploding Of
mine. A soldiers wife was thrown
the distance of an acre. She was not
hurt, the chronicler adds quantity,
"but she scolded terribly and was in
a very bad humor''
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1904-11-16
A Clean Record.

'I'ee worked for the party faithfully
for fifteen years." said the Office seek
er, "and in all that time never once
asked for an Office
'My dear sir" interrupted the leader,
''that's a glorious record. l wouldn't
think of urging you to break 1t. Keep
It up."-Philadelph Press.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1904-11-16
After the auarreI.

Ehe-There is just one little bit of
millinery that desire more. He
(crossly)-You needn't say any more.
I won't buy 1t for you. She Don't
be afraid You'll never get the bill
for it. It's widows bonnet.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1904-11-16
Pnttinr IL MILDLY.

did you ever meet any one more
conceited than Bragg is u"
"Well, there's one thing about him.
He certainly has loyal tongue"
"a loyal tongueT"
'Yes. It's always saying nice things
about It's owner."-Boston Globe.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1904-11-16
watches Him.

Ehe-Why is it a woman never looks
at the man she's marrying when at the
altar?
Hell don't know, but do know she
keeps her eye on him pretty well after
the wedding g. onkers Statesman.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1904-11-16
Too BUSY.

Otherwise-And you actually approve
Of gossiping women?
Wise-Yes, for this reason: I have
noticed that a woman who is always
talking about her neighbors never has
time to complain of her husband.-De
troit Free Press.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1904-11-16

Didn't I see young Jenkins with his
arm around your"
Eyes, but we were just practicing the
position for the waltz"
Don't you know thatp'
"Well, yes, I suppose / do, but
wanted to be sure"
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1904-11-16
Foresight.

"Why do you keep two automo-
bilesY'
81 use the second one to bring along
the things I'm likely to need in keep
ing the first one in running order
Baltimore News.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1904-11-16

"A very wise man once said that
when he began to feel too important
he got map OF the universe and tried
10 find himself on &c.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1904-11-16
In Society.

Mrs. Hoyle-She was once in society,
but she isn't now.
Mrs. Doyle What shut her out?
Mrs. Hoyle- She got into the habit
of going to the opera to hear the mu-
sic-Town Topics.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1904-11-16

A FARM POST DRIVER.

Any Mechanical Genius Can Make 1t.
Cost $40 to @12.
The post driver represented in Figs.
and Is described by a writer In the
Ohio Farmer as fitted to an ordinary
farm wagon, the framework being held
to its place by false holsters notched
Mt the ends to receive the standards OF
the wagon. These false holsters are
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1904-11-16
A sure Way.

Mabel wish knew some way to
make George forget me, for I can new
or marry him. Henry-Have you tried
lending him money New Orleans
Times Democrat.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1904-11-16
Convenient Ignorance.

'How can you tell whether your au-
tomobile is going faster than the law
allows or not7''
II can't tell. That's one Of the beau
ties OF Chicago Record Herald.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1904-11-16
The Aggrieved Party.

"Has your automobile frightened any
horses?'
mo-" answered the novice. s'But ev-
cry now and then some horse turns
suddenly into the road and gives me a
scare" -Washingto Star.