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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1904-09-03
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hallway G. LAND CO.
TIME TABLE
May 1st, 1908.
OUTWARD.

OO1 w AfSD.
For Wafanae, Waialua, Kahuku and
Way Stations-*9:15 a. m, 1920 p. m.
For Pearl City. Eva Mill and Way
Stations-f7:30 a. m, "9:15 a. m,
s11:05 a. M, *2:15 p. m, 1920 p. m,
44:15 D. m. "5:15 p. m, 1880 p. m,
HIS p. m.
INWARD.
Arrive Honolulu from Kahuku, Wal
aIua and Waianae-"S:36 a. NJ, 1871
p m.
arrive Honolulu from Eva Mill and
Pearl City-16:50 a. m, t7:46 a. m,
1886 a m, *10:3S a. m, 1905 p. m,
s4:31 p. m, *5:31 p. m, *7:40 p. m.
Daily.
Sunday Excepted.
Sunday Only.
y p. DENTSON, f. c. SMITH.
Supt. G. P. & 7. A.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1904-09-03
Small Passenger Elevator
FOR SALE.
PUMP PIT OR PRIVATE RESI-
DENCE. PERFECTLY NEW.

I Reedy Passenger Elevator complete
with hydaulic engine. and necessary
cables, overhead sheaves, platform and
passenger car AKA
No reasonable offer refused. If nee
essary the hydraulic engine can be sold
separate from the car should the engine
alone be wanted.
Apply to office of the
S. n. CASTLE ESTATE. LTD,
StangenwaId Building.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1904-09-03
The Mails.

4ne 0S1IS.
Mails are due frozl the following
points as follows:
San Francisco-Per Manchuria. Sept.
Yokohama-Per Korea, Sept. 5.
Sydney-Per Sonoma. Sept. 13.
Victoria-Per Manuka, Sept. "a.
Mails will depart as follows:
San Francisco-Per Korea, Sept. ):
Sydney-Per Sierra, Sept. Is
Yokohama-Per Mongolia, Sept. 6.
Victoria-Per Aorangi, Sept. 81.
-s-%
The Pacific squadron, under COM
maRd of Rear-Admiral Goodrich, is
now at San Francisco, and may be
sent south to meet the cruiser Chica-
go which is en- route around the Horn
to the Pacific Station.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1904-09-03
ARRIVED AT HONOLULU.


Friday, Sept 2.
o. S. S. Alameda, Dowdell, from San
Francisco, at $50 a. m.
Br. sp. Queen Victoria, Baker, 11S
days from Cadiff, at 7:45 a. m.
Stmr. j. A. Cummins, SearIe, from
Koolau ports, at II a. m.
Am. schr. A. E. Smale, Wirschuleit,
from Karatsu, japan, at s p. m.
DEPARTED FROM HONOLULU.
Friday, Sept. 2.
Stmr. Mauna Loa, Simerson, for
Maui, Kona and Kau ports, at noon.
ftmr. Maui, Bennett, for Maui and
Hawaii ports, at 5 p. m.
PASSENGERS.
Arrived.
From San Francisco, per S. S. Ala
media, Sept. -2,-Miss Mary c. Alexan-
der Miss L. Ayres, c. w. Baldwin,
Miss D. Barnes, Miss L. Barnes, Miss
G. F. Beard, Miss c. E. Bray, Miss E.
E. Chaffee, Miss G. Ching, Miss Craig,
Miss a. W. Deas, Mrs. Downing, w.
r. Finn, Mrs. Finn, Master w. Ray
Finn, Mrs. L. F. Frain, Miss NJ. Fra
sher, A. F. Griffith, Mrs NJ. w. Gum,
Miss a. Z. Hadley, Miss S. B. Hamil
ton, Miss E. Hart, Miss E. L. Heus
ner, L. c. Rowland, Graham Hunter,
Miss r. Huntington, Miss A. F. John
son, Miss NJ. tombstone, Mrs. L. 3.
Kerr, Miss Kerr, H. Kiley, w. NJ. Kin
caid, Master w. Kincaid, Miss Alice
Knapp, Raymond Leach, Miss F. a.
Lennon, Miss NJ. Mcintyre, Miss NJ.
B. Mcclellan, W. j. Mcneil. Mrs. Nc
Neill, Miss T. Marcos. Miss L. G.. Mar
shall, r. w. Martinoff, A. II. Moffitt
Miss a. F. Morrow. Jas. Murphy r.
E. Nyswander. Capt. Parker, Miss NJ.
E. Patty, \. Perry. Miss I. Pollister. G..
H. Robertson. Miss Helen Robertson,
Ed. Rose, Mrs. N. A. Rule, Miss @.
Shanklin. D. c. Shields, r. Stevenson,
c. y. Stiles. Miss ]. Tanner, Miss G.
Thayer, Miss NJ, Thayer Miss c. H.
Uecke, Miss Nandeerlin, Mrs. O. H.
Walker, Mrs. r. r. Weir Miss G.
Whiteman. Miss NJ. P. Whine, Mrs.
Wong, Miss B. Weight, Miss c. Gil
lespie.
Departed.
For Maui, kona and Kau ports, per
stmr. Mauna Loa. Sept. 1T. Holstein,
r. l. Ogilvie, Lot X. Kauwe. Mrs.
Lemon. Miss w. Marcos. Violet Ma
kee. Miss a. Kelzaula. Mrs. A Wal
kaloa. Ant. Borba, Mrs. Holstein and
child, Geo. Kohea. Chas. A. Hall. Miss
:. Marcos. Hattie Taylor. Mrs Geo.
Denison. Mrs D. Richards, All Chaw.
Sister Eobertina, Sister I.eonada. Mani.
d3 Costa. Aft. Patton. :. p. Dawdle. DR..
J. H Raymond. .. r. Norhier W. w
Miss Shaw. Mrs. Nc
Wayne. Miss Lille Aud. Harry Auld.
Miss de Lima. Miss de Camo Miss L
PHI. Miss L. AIeiuecke. J. D. Paris,
Miss NJ. z. MacfarIane. Miss Beard.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1904-09-03
SHIPPING INTELLIGENCE.

Inspector 18th Lighthouse District
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1904-09-03
LOST.

TREASURY Warrants Nos. 1921 and
1927 for S147.o3 and S5.5S in name of
New England Bakery have been lost.
Payment has been stopped and all
persons are hereby warned against
negotiating same. $685.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1904-09-02
Deaf Mute,s ADVANTAGE,

At social gathering, some time
ago, a number of deaf mutes were
present. Refreshments were served
during the evening, and in handing a
small glass Of wine to one of the
guests deaf mute gentleman hap.
pened to spill few drops on his
.wife's skirt. The wife is also deaf
mute, and it was evident that she took
the mishap in a rather irritable way.
She wrinkled up her forehead and
at once made series of remarkably
swift movements with her nfmble I'm.
gers. The husband, looking exceed.
ingly apologize, made few motions
In return.
One of the guests, who had noticed
this little by-play, slyly slipped out q
bit of paper, and penciling something
on it handed it to a friend.
This is what the letter read:
''No matter how badly afiiicted.
woman can still scold."
The friend scrubbed this in return:
Eyes; but in the present case the
husband is luckier than the average.
He doesn't have to look"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1904-09-02
Knew How Il Was Himself.

They had just been married. and
were on their way to Niagara Falls
to spend the honeymoon. The bride
was Indifferent as to who saw her
with her head resting on his shout
der. The bridegroom was also per.
fectly satisfied openly to squeeze her
hand or encircle her waist when the
inclination seized him. A little old
man sat in front of them, and he
looked around and smiled at the hap
py couple so often that the young
husband finally said:
We've only just been married, sir. /"
$50 I thought" chuckled the old
man.
"And we can't help being a little
spoony, you know"
mo; of course not"
ut probably all seems very silly to
an old fellow like you, thought"
Does it? does it," chuckled the old
man. well, can tell you it does not.
then. I've been there three times al
ready, and now I'm on my way West
to get No. 4. Follow me up and
you'll get few pointers"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1904-09-02
COMMERCIAL REVIEW.

r. G. Dun & Co.'S Weekly Review
of Trade" says:
Trade has improved somewhat.
chiefly because of better crop pros
poets and the fact that last weeks
variations in prices of steel products
failed to demoralize that industry.
The industrial atmosphere is still dis
turbed by labor controversies, how
ever, and it will be impossible to fully
restore national prosperity until the
proportion of voluntarily unemployed
wage-earners is greatly reduced. De-
spatches from leading cities indicate
irregular conditions, but there is in
creasing confidence in the future.
Prospects are considered bright on the
Pacific Coast. because Of the high
prices paid for farm products. For
eign commerce at this port for the
last week was unfavorable, exports
showing loss of s$I,ooI ,oo5, as COM
pared with the same week last year.
while imports decreased $a.267,773.
Price uncertainty still dominates
the iron and steel market. Various
constructions are placed upon the re-
cent reduction, but, whatever the OBJ
JtCt may nave Deen, the result mas GER
tainly initiated against recovery at a
most critical time, and the hope that
still more attractive quotations may
prevail causes postponement in plac-
ing contracts.
Failures this week numbered EOS
in the United States, against I76 last
year, and in Canada 80. compared with
SO year ago.
Bradstreet's says:
Wheat, including -four, exports for
the week ending August IS aggregate
I,o84,333 bushels, against I,7o3,o47 last
week, 3,345,o56 this week last year
5,436,53o in 1902 and o,6o7,6I1 in 1901
From July to date the exports ag-
gregate Io,o34,I5I bushels, against rs
$3.50 last year, 36,777.2 o7 in 1902 and
54,76I, 500 in 1901. Corn exports for
the week aggregate 763,846 bushels
against 52o,362 last week, S66,32o a
year ago. 1850 in 1902 and 44I,oIS
in 1901. From July to date the ex-
ports of corn aggregate 4,56331o
bushels, against S,325,2o5 in 1908, 754,-
$50 in 1902 and 8,6oo,o2I in 1901.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1904-09-02

The other Sunday two boys were
industriously digging in a vacant lot.
when man who was passing stopped
to give them lecture.
Don't you know that it is sin to
dig ON Sunday, except it be case of
necessity" asked the good man.
Eyes, sir" timidly replied one Of
the boys.
Then why don't you stop it,"
"'Cause this is case of necessity"
replied the little philosopher. "A fell
Ter can't fish without bait"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1904-09-02
WHOLESALE MARKETS.

New York-FLOUR-R H.
825 barrels; exports, I4,52o barrels.
Dull in view of high prices; winter
patents, 5.2o@5.5o; winter straights,
4.oo@5.25; Minnesota patents, 6.oo@
6.35.
RYE FLOUR-Strong; fair to good
4.25@4.5o
BEEF-Steady; beefhams, 24.oo@
coTToNsEED o1L-Barely
steady; prime yellow, 2SA@28H.
POTATOES-Easy; Long Island.
I.5o@162; Jersey and Southern, 1870
$50; Southern sweets, 2.oo@2.75.
PEANUTS - Steady; fancy hand
picked, On; other domestic, 3@6Ia. !
CABBAGES-Quiet; Long Island
and New Jersey, per 100, 1902. so;
per barrel, 25@5o.
Baltimore-FLOUR-Firm and un-
changed; receipts, 5,746 bushels; ex-
ports, 1908 bushels.
WHEAT = Strong; spot contract,
1.o7H@Io7M; spot No. red West
ern, 1.ooH@I .ooA; August, Io7H@
1.o7N; September, 1.o7M@1. os; octo-
Der, I.oo@I ooA; December, I.IIH;
SlCdIIicI mo. ICu, l.OOI2Nl.Oo14, iC-
ceipts, 1858 bushels; exports, 10000
bushels; Southern, by sample, 7oG,I 90;
Southern, on grade, o4@I.o5.
CORN-Dull; spot, 57H@57A; Au-
gust 57H@57M September, s.; year,
53@53A; steamer mixed, 54K@54M;
receipts, 643 bushels; Southern white
corn, $1,000; Southern yellow corn, o3
@66H.
OATS-Steady; new No. white,
38@3SH; new No. mixed. 36H; re-
ceipts, 1896 bushels.
RYE = Firmer uptown; No. 2
Western, 70; receipts, 2,4o2.
BUTTER-Strong and unchanged;
fancy imitation, I7@I8; fancy cream
cry, 1000; fancy ladle, I4@I5; store
packed, Io@I2.
EGGS-Steady and unchanged; 20.
CHEESE Strong and unchanged;
large, o@oA; medium, oM@o3s, small,
oH@o5s.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1904-09-02
Live Stock.

New York BEEVES = Good and
medium steers slow to I5c. lower;
common steers 25c. lower; bulls and
cows easy; common to choice steers,
4.o5@5oo; oxen, 4.55@4z5; bulls, 2.7o
@4.25; cows, I.oo@34o. Cables steady.
Live cattle IoH@Iz per pound, dress
ed weight; refrigerated beef, Io3zGI1
per pound.
CALVES-Steady; veals, 5.oo@7 rs;
tops, 800; culls, $50; buttermilks, 3.75;
no Westerns. Dressed calves strong;
city dressed veals, 8@Ia per pound !;
country dressed, 7H@IoH; dressed
grassers and buttermilks, say.
SHEEP AND LAMBS = Receipts,
2,2oo head Sheep steady; prime
lambs, Io@I5c. higher; others steady;
sheep, 2.5o@4.oo; lambs, 5.25@7 90;
culls, 4.oo@4.5o.
HOGS : Firm; heavy State hogs,
5.8o.,
Chicago-CATTLE--Goodto prime
steers. 5.25@6.Io; poor to medium,
4z5@5.I5; stockcrs and feeders, zoo
@4oo; cows, I.so@4.25; kcifers, zoo
$500; Gamers, I.5o@2.6o; bulls, zoo
a 400; calves, 3.oo@4.25.
HOGS-Market Ioc. higher. Mix
ed and butchers, 5.a5@s.5o; good to
choice heavy, s.eo@5.45; rough heavy.
s.oo@5.2o; light, 5.4o@5.oo; bulk Of
sales, 5.25@5.4o.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1904-09-02

pounds of weight from the ground, the
pain was SO severe. This was my con-
dition when began using DOan's Kid
ncy Pills. They quickly relieved me.
and now am never troubled as was.
My back is strong and | can walk or
ride Il long distance and feel just as
strong as did twenty-five years ago.
l think so much of Doan's Kidney
Pills that have given supply of the
remedy TO some of my ne:ghbors. and
they have also found good results. IL
You can sift anything from this ramb'
ling note that will be of any service to
you. or TO any one suffering from kid
ney trouble you are liberty to do So"
A TRIAL FREE-Address Foster.
Mllburn Co.. Buffalo, N. Y. For sale
by all dealers. Price so cts.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1904-09-02
Why Children Like Fairy Tales.

Probably the chief reason why
children are so fond of fairy tales is
because of the seeming reality such
stories have for them. The enchant
ed palaces. the wonderful transforms
tions, the mysterious people and ami
mails that talk. is for the imaginative
child much nearer the real than 1t
is to the fantastic. OF course he adj
mires heroism, and in these tales
such heroic deeds can be done, and
to him they do not appear as strange
as we may think they do. In fact,
the fanciful child takes the same in
terest in the fairy tale that the adult
does In the book Of fiction. where i'm
probable but perhaps not impossible
things happen
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1904-09-02
WORLD OF LABOR.

A school for cabmen is projected
in Austria.
There is a total to date Of Ieo lc.
Gals in the International Alliance OF
Theatrical Stage Employees.
St. Paul (Minn.) unions interested
in a metal trades council have affected
a permanent organization.
The headquarters of the Western
Federation of Miners, now in Denver.
Col, is to be removed to Lead, S. ID
New York, one of the last States
to organize in the Cooks AMI Walters
Alliance, now has 70 Locals in good
standing.
Union coal miners in Lancashire.
England, have protested against any
further reduction in wages. Many Of
the men are only earning 81 day
and working tnt four DAYS week.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1904-09-02
WROTE HIS TITLE CLEAR.
Humorous Indian Tells Good Story or
His Superior,

Humorous Indian Tells Good Story or
His Superior.
Gen. Pratt has quite fund of in
teresting experiences from his twenty
five years service as Superintendent
Of the Carlisle Indian school.
One Of the es1lier students was Sam
Six Killer, WHO took up the printers
art at the school and became not only
quite proficient, but universal ia
vorite in the ONCE and school be-
cause Of his ready wit. One time 1t
became necessary for the Superintend-
emit, then Capt. Pratt, to discipline
Sam for some prank, and he was
taken out of the office for several
days. When he entered the ONCE on
his return to duty Sam received quite
an ovation from his brother typos. and
said:
Fellows, come here. I want to tell
you dream had last night" When
all the boys had gathered around.
Sam said:
II dreamed last night that the world
had come to an end and everybody
ran out of their houses and was look
ing up. l asked what for. and they
said the names Of all who were to
be saved would be found written in
the sky. So looked and looked
every place, but could not find Sam
Six Killer anywhere; but there was
r. H. Pratt written clear across the
sky in the Captains own handwrit-
ing"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1904-09-02
World Statistics.

At rough calculation the popula.
ton of the world is more than one
billion souls. These speak some 1864
languages. and are worshipers of more
than LOO religions. The average
length of life is SO 1-3 years. One
fourth OF mankind die before the sew.
enth and one-half before the seven.
teenth year. Only one-sixth live be.
yond the age of sixty. Thirty-three
million die annually, $1,000 daily, $3.50
every hour, sixty every minrte. Whilo
one-fourth are capable of bearing
arms, only one in a thousand is nat
urally inclined to the profession.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1904-09-02
Didn't Know II Was SUNDAY.

A man came into the village OF
Rumford Falls, Me-, one Sunday after.
noon recently with his farm wagon
and some stuff for sale. When II
was suggested to him that such a
performance was a trifle strange for
such a day, candidly remarked:
well. for goodness sake. I didn't
know it was Sunday. We are all Of
us liable to make mistakes some
times"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1904-09-02
THE TRSMp,s TASTE.

Tramp Cat the kitchen door)-Can
you give ME something to eat, lady?
Lady-There's the wood-pile.
Tramp can't eat wood, lady.
Lady-You can saw 1t, can't you?
Tramp-Pd rather eat it, lady. Good
morning.-Detroit Free Press.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1904-09-02

j. b. COrton,
farmer and lum-
herman, of Dep
pc. n. c.. says:
II suffered for
years with my
back. 1t was SO
bad that | couh.
not walk any
dis t a n c e nor
ride in an easy
buggy. ! do not
believe | could
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1904-09-02
North Carolina Teachers Bio Pupil.

North Carolina Teachers Big Pupil.
Mr.. M. B. Forbes of Camden coun-
ty, who is attending the summer
school, boasts Of teaching the most
ponderous pupil this country has ever
produced.
His name is Lewis Lewark, son OF
John Lewark. fisherman on Able.
marie Sound. He is 81 years old and
weighs TO pounds. When he went to
school to Mr.. Forbes he weighed over
500 pounds and his mother told Mr..
Forbes that Lewis weighed $50 pounds
before he was weaned. He exhibits
himself sometimes, going to Virginia
Beach, Norfolk and other nearby
places. He will not venture far from
home-is afraid of an accident or that
he will get sick. He sleeps on an iron
bedstead and has chair especially
constructed for his use. He spends
his time with his father on the beach.
Chapel Hill News.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1904-09-02
PomneIlan Sian.

One of the oldest mosaics of the
world is that unearthed ct Ponpeii
which announced the abode Of fero-
cious Roman dog. The sign is the
exact equivalent of cur modern "bc-
ware of the dog" advice. The old
Romans, in order to make their mean
ing clear, so that he who ran might
read, carefully wrought the image OF
the dog.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1904-09-02
NOT THE REALISTIC KIND,
EITHER

But" the publisher complained,
"the chief characters in your story are
a man and woman who go on max.
ing love to each other for years and
years after they are married"
WELL" the young novelist replied,
you must remember this is a work
Of fiction. "--Christian Herald.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1904-09-02
NEARLY DONE.

How long has the minister been
preaching?" whispered the stranger
who had wandered into the church and
sat down away back.
About thirty years, believe" re-
piled the other occupant of the pew.
That being the case" rejoined the
stranger. ''I'll stay. He must be
nearly done."5Tt-Bits.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1904-09-02
IN DOUBT.

Hi Tragerdy-Yes, We opened in
Oshkosh.
Lowe Comerdy-And what did your
audience think of your Hamlet?
Hi -Why-er-he went
out before had chance to ask him.
Philadelphia Press.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1904-09-02
GRANDPA's GIFT.

Mamma And what have you
bought grandpa for his birthday"
Tommy-"A beautiful pipe"
Mamma-"But. you silly boy, you
know he doesn't smoke"
Tommy latter a disconsolate pause,
triumpnantly1-"Ah. but he can use
it for blowing bubbles"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1904-09-02
SECRET IS OUT.

Teacher-"Now can you tell me
why the Puritans came to this coun'
try?"
Small Member of History Glass;
can. teacher. They came to purify
their blood Commercial
Tribune.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1904-09-02
'TWOULD BE AN ACCIDENT.

II can't tell whether I'll get any
vacation this summer. I've been fig.
uring on railroad accident lately"
You mean figured in a railroad
accident?"
mo, ON; I've been figuring on that
railroad stock of mine paying divi.
dend. "-Philadelphia Press.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1904-09-02
A HARD JOB.

"You seem to be perplexed." said
the poets friend.
u am. I've just been reading a
very sober criticism of my poetry and
am trying to master the deep mean.
ing which the oblfging critic says ne
finds in my lines."-Chicago Record.
Herald.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1904-09-02
BOSTON.

Mrs. Ricker-Our Helen is to be
married on Thursday of next week.
Mary, and
Maid-You've forgot marin, that
Thursday is my afternoon off. You'll
have to take some other day for the
wedding, marm.-Boston Transcript.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1904-09-02
A CONSIDERABLE pAREN-,

Algernon-Have you any idea, darl
ing, what your father would say if !
asked MIN for your hand?
A-abella-No. J haven't. He never
uses that kind Of language before the
amily.-Collier's Weekly.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1904-09-02
THEN ALL THE OTHERS TALK

THEN ALL THE OTHERS TALK.
'Oh, yes, she's quite popular at SO
cial gatherings. She's great one to
keep the conversational ball a-roll-
ing"
why, she isn't much of talker.'
"Oh, no; but she sings on the
slightest provocatioE. "-fhiladelphia
Ledger.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1904-09-02
HER IDEA.

Mr.. Kwoter-Well, you know, faint
heart ne'er won fair lady"
Miss Koy-Nonsense! If the lady's
heart isn't faint, and she's willing to
help him a little. he can win every
time.-Philadelphia Ledger.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1904-09-02
THE REAL TROUBLE.

First Boarding Mistress-I've seer
1t figured out that people can live on
twelve cents day.
Second Boarding Mistress-Ah, but
you can't get them to do it.-Brooklyr
Life.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1904-09-02

A Leeds (England) motorist drove
his car up the twenty steps in front
of the town hall. and then drove 1t
DOWN again without accident.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1904-09-02

FITSpermanently cured. No 1tsornervous.
ness after first days use of DR.. Kline's Great
NerveRestorer, $2trial bottle and treatise free
DR.. R. h. KLINE. Ltd, 931 Arch st.. Phila. Pa.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1904-09-02

Piso's Cure cannot be too highly spoken OF
as cough cure.-J. W. O'BnIEN, 1922 Third
Avenue, n, Minneapolis, Mimi, Jan. 6. 1900
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WOMEN.

Don't hesitate to write to Mrs.
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having written her, and she has
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The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1904-09-02
E.M Warner Of EnoIish Birth.

Like Mayor Weaver of Philadelphia
Fred M. Warner, Republican candi-
date for governor of Michigan, is of
English birth. He was about three
months old when his parents moved
from Nottingham tn this country,
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1904-09-02
hncoRATING THE DEN.

Margaret-I'm awfuily tired OF tni'
old 10 cent plaster bust Of that Illus
trious poet-what's his name?
Catharine-So am I; let's paint mn
red.-Cincinnati Commercial Tribune
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1904-09-02

Cavalry of the west coast of Madagascar
ride oxen.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1904-09-02
LONG TIME AGO.

Say, old man. did you ever hear
that little story about Abraham Lin
coin and the rathole?"
yes"
you have? Well, you know. I
thought that was pretty good story"
1T was."-New Orleans Times
Democrat.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1904-09-02
COULDN'T LIFT TEN POUNDS.

Doan'a Kidney Pills Brought Strength
and Health to the Sufferer, Making
Him Feel Twenty-Five Years Younger
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1904-09-02

Cossacks are said to eat candles for ra-
tions.
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