The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-08-02

Dle.
You wouldn't think that anyone Of or
binary cow sense would even nibble at a
fake like that, would you, but they do.
NO doubt there are Philosophers Of the
| Living Fire walking "in our midst to-
day, eating their breakfast food and Dor
rowing their tobacco just like simple, or
| binary mortals. These genuinely Oriental
4 Mystic Brothers are sending their SIS and
$40 to the Deputy Grand Rabboni and are
/ the recipients of these Mighty Secrets and
4 Dark Mysteries of the Ages, and we look
at them and suspect it not! Blind blind!
| We once knew Deputy Grand Rab-
boni or something that correspondent to
him. We were introduced by one of the
/ Most Humble" whose comfort had been
m1n1stered to by the great privilege he
had been graciously accorded of digging up
80 to the Rabboni now and then.
| The Rabbonis methods seemed quite
simple. He was. the repository for the
money and the other boys held the Deep
Mysterious Secrets Of the Ages The Rab-
. bont used rather bad English and wore a
fame- colored robe of some kind His
breath showed that he was not above the
enjoyment Of Bermudas succulent vege-
table: We did not yield up any cash
but it is something to have known and
talked with a real living Rabboni
The Dayton (Ohio) Chronicle says:
! John Wolfe has treated a portion
OF his residence to a new roof"
This is a clear case where it was ION
the house."
Waterloo, Ind, is metropolitan enough to
have baseball game on Sunday with "the
grandstand filled with ladies' No cheer
Ing nor other noise was allowed, the po-
! lice being there to enforce this order.
One incident Of great interest during the
game is reported by the Waterloo Dawn
| During the game some one dropped
her baby from the grandstand, but, for
tunately, the little one was not injured. -
There might not have been much cheer
Ing nor hilarity but the baby certainly
had drop too much.
If you are lame or do not like to run
you are likely to hear that new song.
The King of the Cocoanut Grove" It
is catching on.
Henry Gassaway Davis owns soft coal
mine. Watch his smoke!
| It is said the commander Of the Baltic
fleet has liver complaint It certainly has
been very inactive during this present
war. -,
If every tyrant was assassinated, what
would become Of the baby? ss,ss SCI
III
| Another blow at matrirnony Is dealt bv
the woman writer who suggests that the
young man should study the girl of his
choice at a seaside resort Shucks! Who
wants to know his best girls failinesq
He will find them out soon enough. Tho
| pest place to study the girl of your choice
is on vlne-clad porch by moonlight,
And you know it. 80
The Sank Center Avalanche thlrders
against the circus that recently showed
! IN that town. There were two rings al
| advertised; but not much doing in either
The Avalanche says:
IN the great elevated stage a foolish
y dressed clown sang time-wom song
pare band played a tin-hor, acconna nj
lnent tnat fortunately drowned almost
completely the vocal efforts of the s3weetx
art!st VINO was endeavoring to make him
| self heard" A
:. Even vel the wonderful premier ladv
equefstr1enne someysault rider did moi
satisfy the longings Of the AvalanrbTs
And where was the much a1vertisad
monster bovalapus, the greatest marvel
20 "nich the sea ever gave birth ~ The
poys think that 1t escaped before the
slo" struck town. for it was consnic-
uous by Its absence. When a circus l.
shy us bovalapus 1t is indeed a good
| y. e
| AS side issue a very es,,ooassr,,,
same was played. This was how n
"orheo' as the Avalanche tells It:
| Inc operator had several Of tho show
| also sidad eappers. These ''cappers' were
orde aiq hs ~ p at least Sank Center man. in
as senulne. we regret to say that the shell
| ope'ator found numerous victims va COW, Co.
era pets OF $40, $50 and a few Of $40 mado
| "uhln nIteen minutes. One Young man onnan
h en.iy young farmer, lost So He stenned
98i.isAIrepresenting in all perhaps $40 or $40
as ne again approached the table we i,bbad
nlm IN the ribs with our thumbs and told M
| 10 keep out. He replied: II know NV h,si.
ness. He did-he knew 1t all He made two
.rlals at the game and went .sbroke" r,tbin
Ire at, minutes. He was one of those wise ones
Ano.ner man, a fairly intelligent man, feminine
persuasion to the contrary butted into tho aaIne
WIN the enthusiasm (and sense) Of a fretfuI
call seeking Its morning meal He pot hI,noh
OF information quick. An aged couple neither
apparenIly day under 65. came In for les
son son Grandpa lost his little rolI-about s25.
HIS good. old wife did not desert HIN No
risked few dollars which she had tied IN pu u,
handkerchief. Her money also disannaa p
spectators then became intolerant and notitiad
tne police The showmen caught the enc and
the CRATER skipped out Of the tent and was no.
Where. Ch1ef Connolly located the sharpers a
few hours later and the money that was talan
from the aged couple was returned A1tbo 4ha
game was but fairly under way when broken nm
by the authorities, considerable money wns taken
| away. 'S 'aAeA
The shell game was interesting-to the
onlooker, but what can you think Of
circus without It's bovalapus?
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