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River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1904-11-10

The prisoner looked at the dull, sodden
faces Of the jurymen who had been selected
to try his case
"Jedge," he said, sis that jury Of my
peers?"
"You may SO consider them, /" replied his
honor. "That is the presumption of the
law"
'I'm guilty, jedge," said the prisoner,
drawing long, breath; I'm the, Teller that
set the barn afire. Chicago Tribune.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1904-11-10

would answer also for dairy stalls,
keeping each cow in her own territory
and preventing standing COW from
tramping the udder of one lying down.
These partitions may be made from
some old pieces that you may have, or
from 2x6 or 2x8-inch plank, with 3x4
or 4x4-inch upright posts and 2x4-inch
cross braces. They can be fastened at
upper end as shown, and made rigid
by posts run from floor to ceiling or
loft. This arrangement can be con-
nected with almost any style of feed
ing troughs or angers.-John P.
Rodgers, in N. E. Homestead.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1904-11-10
Two Kinds of Courage.

An officer in the army laughed at a tinlid
woman because she was alarmed at the NOISE
of a cannon when salute was fired. lie
suhse0nentlv married that timid woman
and SIX months afterward he took off his
boots in the hall when he came in late at
night-Chicago Journal.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1904-11-10

Flows the earth divided?" asked a
pompous examiner who had already worn
out the patience of the class. "By. earth
ouakes," replied one boy; after which the
examiner found that he had had enough of
that class.-New Yorker.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1904-11-10
Careers ARRANGED.

Holden-Both of your children are get
ting along. They'll soon have to decide
upon their life careers.
Belden-Oh, that's all settled long ago:
Tom has made up his mind to be retired
millionaire and Henrietta thinks she is cut
out for rich widow-Boston Transcript.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1904-11-10

Nor ask of sorrow why
This is to conquer human strife,
This is to mount on high
Charles w. Stevenson, in Springfield
(Mass.) Republican.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1904-11-10

am sure Piso's Cure for Consumption
saved my life three years ago.--Mrs. Thos.
Robbins, Norwich, N. Y, Feb. II, 1900.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1904-11-10

A southern newspaper complains that
''there is always a bar at the mouth of the
Mississippi" If it will help our contempor-
airy to bear his lot with greater fortitude, we
many bars at the head of the Mississippi
ST Paul Globe
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1904-11-10

A convincing orator is one who has sense
enough to shut up before his audience ac-
quires that tired feeling.-Chicago Daily
News
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1904-11-10
Sponge Baths.

Bill-Do you ever patronize the free
baths?
Jill-No, I'm opposed to 'sponge" baths.
-Yonkers Statesman.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1904-11-10

''De man dat goes through de world fndin'
fault" said Uncle Eben, ''has picked out
sech an easy job foh hisse'f dat he can't ex-
pect much appreciation. "-Washington
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1904-11-10

Some men are so anxious to avoid doing
wrong that they neglect to do right.-The
Commoner.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1904-11-10

1t is dangerous to bury mummied
applies in an orchard unless you lime
them.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1904-11-10

In the hole with its trunk in the notch
and is in line.-A. l. Edison, in Farm and
Home.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1904-11-10
THE SETTING OF TREES.
Quick and Easy Way of Placing Them
in Line with Each
Other.

The stakes being set in line the board
is placed with the notch holding
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1904-11-10

zone Of young mans gravest errors
is to mistake foolishness for courage"
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KY, tells how she was cured of uterine
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River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1904-11-10
EXCELLENT ARRANGEME
Stalls for Feeding That Can Be Con-
nected with Almost Any Style
Of Trough or Manager.

The cut shows the way built CHEAP
stalls for feeding steers. It
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1904-11-10

prevents t h e m
from croWding and
worrying one an
other when tied up
for feeding They
The daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1904-1905, 1904-02-12

brazen out the fact that he is the real
Putnam, before he discovers the I'M
pleasant consequences which his inn
personation entails, and his attempts
to convince everyone that he is an
American by the use of slang phrases
of the real meaning of which he
has not an idea-are extremely anus
ing. He of course becomes confused,
and at last, just as he is to be ar
rested for obtaining money under
false pretences, for contempt of
court, for non-payment Of alimony,
and, as final charge, for the murder
of Lord Cardington-who is said to
have mysteriously disappeared
Harriet Fordyce reveals the fact that
he is really Lord Darlington, where
upon all the complications are clear
ed away and the piece ends as it
should.
Lord Cardington s attempt to play
an American, and his delightful self
satisfaction when he muddles up
some expressive Americanism, think
ing he had delivered it perfectly, is
indescribably funny One Of the
pleasant things to record about this
piece, which is to play at the Gen
nett Monday evening, February Is, is
that, while its situations and lines
might easily be twisted to convey a
tinge of risqueness, this has all been
carefully eliminated and there is not
a single suggestion OF anything ia the
entire play which could cause a blush
even to the most puritanical of play
goers.
The play is in three acts, all Of
which are laid in the Waldolf-Astor-
ia Hotel. The first takes place IN Che
Palm Room, the second in Lord Car
dington's suite, and the third in the
Turkish room Kirk La Shelle, the
owner Of the play, is a great stickler
for realism, and each of the scenes
are exact Implications of the real
rooms Of the hotel. The scenic artists
having worked both from actual pho
tographs taken expressly for the pur-
pose at the Waldorf of these rooms,
and from sketches made at the hotel.
The daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1904-1905, 1904-02-12
1.-The Earl Of Pawtucket. -

The plot of ''The Ealr of Pawtuck-
et' deals with the adventures of an
English nobleman, who has come to
New York to win for his wife an
American girl, by whom he has been
fascinated, though he does not even
know her name His acquaintance
with her begins while both are i'm
prisoned IN one of the cars Of a
Ferris whell, the machinery Of which
has broken down, leaving the car CON
tanning the noble lord and the Ameri-
can girl suspended over a hundred
feet up in the air. They are kept
there for nearly twenty-four hours,
while the car is being repaired. The
girl s pluck and cheerfulness under
the distressing circumstances, added
to her beauty and cleverness, make
the earl her devoted slave When
they are at last finally released, he
loses track of her before he finds out
her name. He knows, however, that
she is to return to America in day
He confdes his intention to his Amer
lean friend, Montgomery Putnam
a rich New Yorker who has fled from
America to avoid paying alimony to
his divorced wife. As the Earl does
not wish to travel in propria persona,
Putnam suggests that he assume his
name, assuring him that the decep-
ton will never be known, and this the
Earl does.
Arrived III New York, at the Wal
dorf-Astoria, he finds the object of
his search, and is introduced to her
by his friend, Arthur Weatherbee, as
Montgomery Putnam. The girl, who
is really the divorced wife of the
genuine Putnam, is presented as Miss
Harriet Fordyce, her maiden name,
and, of course she knows the Earl is
masquerading under the false name
but she doesn't reveal her knowl-
edge, and quickly discovers who her
new acquaintance really is without
letting him know it. At the Wal
dorf there are also several of Put
nam s relatives, only two of whom
know him by sight; a lawyer clerk
with writ and a claim for $4,000;
another court officer, empowered to
arrest Putnam for non-payment of
alimony, and several other people
who are determined to make trouble
for the real Putnam.
Lord Cardington, the Earl, tries to
The daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1904-1905, 1904-02-12
LIMITED CARS.

The breakdown in the Greenfield
station has been repaired and limited
cars on the interurban line were put
in operation today, and will continue
regularly. City cars leaving the cor
ner of eighth and Main at $50 a. M,
II 80 p. M and 4:30 p. m. make inn
mediate connection with the Indian
apolis car at the west side barns. In
addition to these ears local cars leave
company Office, near the corner of
eight and Main at z, and II in the
morning and i, 3 and 5 In the after
noon. Returning cars leave Indian
apolis for Richmond same hours.
The daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1904-1905, 1904-02-12
n nluscncnts
TWO Merry Tramps. ;

The Wood and Ward Combinations
which will present "Two Merry
Tramps" in this city next Tuesday
evening comes with the best recon-
mendations, having given excellent
satisfaction everywhere last season.
One Of the extremely funny situa-
tons in "The Two Merry Tramps"
is the game Of golf played by Clar-
ence and Artie, their remarks and
maneuvers being appreciated by all
lovers of this soprt and greatly en-
joyed by the great mass Of the people
who only know that such a game is
a popular fad.
''The Two Merry Tramps" is just
the play for laughter-loving theatre
goers. Not one sigh or tear has ever
been produced by this famous COM
pany, music and laughter IS their
motto and mission in life and they
certainly fulfill all promises along
this line.
The daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1904-1905, 1904-02-12
one o. Two nlonLers.

The story of a telegram. which was
transposed from 1000 leviathans'' to
900 live CATS reminds i correspond
ent of the London Globe of an Incl
dent said to have occurred some years
ago. An Italian gentleman sent to a
friend in Africa for zone or two mon
keys or, as it was written in the Ian
guage of Rome, 4 monkeys" BY
next mail he received a note saying
that eighty five had been dispatched,
and the remainder should follow by
another boat.
The daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1904-1905, 1904-02-12
Indianapolis Cars.

Limited cars leave eighth and Main
street Thy city cars transferring at
west side barns) at 7 :45 a. M. II AS
a. M. and 3 as p. m.
Limited cars leave Indianapolis for
Richmond same hours. These cars
stop only at Big -Four crossing, Cam
bridge City, Dunreith, Knightstown
md Greenfield.
Local cars leave Richmond for In
annapolis and Indianapolis for Rich
mond at 5, z, 9 and IL a. M. and l,
3, 5 and p. m.
C. A. Denman,
superintendent.
The daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1904-1905, 1904-02-12
W Or9Ta "a
thousand
Dollars
to me-
/ have received from Paine s Celery
Compound.
Miss FLORENCE WORDEN.
Women Suffer No More.

Philadelphia, Pa, Sept. p, 1908
/ had sick headaches and was SO run
down that [ often felt that life was
not worth living. I had awful pains
in my head and could not sleep any
length Of time. A friend told me
about Paine's Celery Compound. I
thought [ would try it, and / had not
taken half Of the first bottle before
| obtained relief, and 1 began to get
well. | continued to take your inval-
liable remedy, and it was not long
before I was cured I feel that I
would not be a live today but for
Paine's Celery Compound
MISS CLARA FO--
I306 N 11fb St
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The Death PensIt-.

A little thing sometimes results
in death. Thus a mere scratch, in
significant cuts or puny boils ave
paid the death penalty. It is wise
to have Bucklen's Arnica Salve ever
handy. It's the best Salve on earth
and will prevent fatality, when
Burns, sores. Ulcers and Piles threat
en-. Only 25c, at A. G. Luken & Co.,
drug store.
The daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1904-1905, 1904-02-12
'.Not Hon Ii. =

At the termination Of the perform
ance Of 4" A Thoroughbred Tramp"
In New York City recently well
dressed Chinaman dashed breathless-
ly into the stage door and interro-
gated the door-keeper: Were Hop
Li?'' ~What Hop Liz" ''Hop Ii
in play" ..In his dressing-room I
suppose Were blessing room q"
"I'Il show YOU Accordingly the
Chinaman was shown into the dress
ing room, Of the actor who played the
part of Hop Ii, and as the door
closed behind hin the actor who was
sitting with his makeup and ward
robe still on him, minus his wig, fac
ed the celestial "Weuo Hop Li?'
the Cinnamon inquired. Fright
here" was the reply. NO, no; me
no jokee; were Hop Liz" Fright
here, l a m telling you" "You no
Hop Ii, you Mclean man." The ac-
tor turned to his dressing table, and
picking up his Chinese wig, faced the
mirror and placed it on his head;
then turning, he faced the Chinaman.
John gazed at him speechlessly a mo-
ment, then selling his hand let flow
a string Of Chinese that would have
confused an expert Interpreter. The
actor let him babble on for few
then placing his hand on his
head slowly removed his WIG the
Tow Of language ceased; the China
man stood aehast. Slowly he backed
out Of the doorway. then stood a mo-
ment; "You no Hop Ii, You diam
lie!" The door slammed and the
Chinaman was gone. Gennett to-
night.
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Cheering Him Up.

A man was lying in bed very i'll will
pneumonia. To him entered a friend.
''Ah,' said the friend, 1.-The doctor says
you're going to die tonight. Don't you
believe it. You won't die till tomorrow
night Got pneumonia, eh? Do you re-
member Smith?'' Yes" ''He died of
pneumonia yesterday. Do you remem-
Der Jones?" Yes" "He died of pneu-
monia too. Well, | must go now, but
I'll come and cheer you up again to-
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Poine's Celery Compound.

When Nerves Burned Out BY Strain
of Toll and Care.
TT GAVE NEW NERVE FORCE.
When the pace Of modern life has
burned up all the nerve force IT
BURNS UP THE NERVES THEM
SELVES unless new force is sup
piled.
This is a scientific fact. Let it
throw its light upon these letters,
written by men and women in all
walks Of life, as you read how
Paine Is Celery Compound saved and
helped them when nervous ills bur
dened life and utter nervous prosna-
ion threatened
Tt Has Been Worth
Thousand Dollars to Me
BY Miss Florence Worden.
New York, Nov -, 1903.
314 W. 47th st.
"Paine's Celery Compound has
been worth a thousand dollars to me-
] would certainly not take that sum
and give back the benefit I have re-
eeived from your remedy.
E'Last spring the strain Of my
professional duties left me a nervous
wreck I went home, and for weeks
was nmsed by my mother as an abso-
lutte invalid
My digestion was very weak, and
i suffered agaonies from neuralgia
Our doctor said It was Il due to my
weakened nerves, but he was not able
to make me any better
ga girl friend who heard of my
illness sent me a bottle Of Paine
Celery Compound, with such a cheer
ful, hopeful letter, telling what it had
done for her, that [ was encouraged
to give it a serious trial.
81 took four bottles, and by the
end Of Summer I was well absolute
~ well. Ny neuralgia was gone, and
it has never returned.
And I can eat any kind of food
withou TEAR.
Not since [ was a child have 7
felt such buoyant health and spirits.
Our doctor saw me before I returned
to the city and he was astonished
I am happy to send You this new
photograph as proof of the benefit
The daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1904-1905, 1904-02-12

One or the most curious orders given
in the British royal navy is, ''All hands
black faces!' And in order that this
may be adequately fulfilled each of our
supply of such pigment as is used for
the same purpose on the stage. This
order is only given during the maneu-
vers as a rule. for when a night sur
prise is intended it is not only the yes
sells that are made as little visible as
possible, but the faces of the men must
be bIackened for when powerful night
glasses are used the showing of a white
face is far more palpable than any
landsman would suppose. - London
Standard
The daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1904-1905, 1904-02-12

OF the danger of
consumption, but
warning is con-
stantly needed not
to neglect the first
symptoms of dis
eased lungs.
DR.. Pierce's Gold
en- Medical Discov-
cry cures obstinate
coughs, bronchitis,
bleeding lungs,
and other condi-
tons which, if
neglected or I'M
skilfully treated,
find a fatal termi-
nation in consump-
ton. 1t is entire
ly free from OPT
ates and narcotics.
rAbout three years
ago ! was taken with
a bad cough, vomiting
and splitting blood, y
writes Mr.. d. ]. Rob-
inson, of Spring Gar
den, w. Va. / tried
many remedies; moth
ing seemed to help me
The daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1904-1905, 1904-02-12
90
ALONG LIFE
Is tbs Desire OF Many.
a HAPPY LIFE
Is the Desire Of More.
TAKING VETONA

not only makes life last longer, but also
makes life much more happy, for NTToNA
not only restores people to good health,
but it also keeps them in good health.
NIroNA always helps digestion, and
when digestion is good the food that is
eaten more thoroughly nourishes. VI
ToNA strengthens the kidneys, heals the
urethra, and ends pelvic catarrh, lame
back, ETC., when so-called tonic, catarrh
and kidney medicines utterly fail. VI,
roNA vitalizes and tones up the nervous
system and makes the prematurely old
feel young again. VIroNA makes the
blood circulate and makes it pure, and
only where pure blood eirculates j.
there strength, yigor and good feeling.
II. B. Cornell, Of New Lisbon, Ohio,
writes: q Excessive sediment indicated
my kidneys were diseased. Nothing L
took did me a particle of good. My back
was so lame / could hardly bend and
my blood circulated 50 slowly l felt
worn out and tired all the time Food
I ate gave me distress. ] looked old
and felt old, and was greatly discour-
aged. / continued getting worse until
/ one day read 9 little book about VI
ToNA and determined to try it. / would
not take hundred dollars for the good
it did me. l look and feel twenty years
younger"
VrroNA costs one dollar a bottle or six
bottles for five dollars, and while THE
VTroNA Co, Coshocton, O will continue to
send it by express prepaid on receipt of
price it is now obtainable in this County
For sale by Afford Drug Co.
The daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1904-1905, 1904-02-12
Given Passengers for the South.
No. Is North Ninth st.
: lat. Richmond, Indiana

Given Passengers for the South.
Via Pennsylvania Short lines. Trains
un solid from Richmond TO Cincin-
natl, where passengers will be met by
ennsylvania representatives and as
sisted on trains Of connecting lines.
Baggage may be checked through
from starting point, and every faeili
~ will be extended for a conveniea.
and comfortable trip if az.
through c. W. Elmer, tie nj OF
Pennsylvania lines.
The daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1904-1905, 1904-02-12
TEE DUClEl'S CHEST

Is we'll expanded. He uses his lungs to
their fullest capacity. People in oTdin-
airy do not use much over half their lung
power. The unused lung surface be-
comes inert, and offers prepared ground
for the attack of the germs of consump-
ton. There is no need to warn peonle
The daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1904-1905, 1904-02-12
Puts an End to It.

A grievous wall oftimes come as a
result of unbearable pain from over
taxed organs. Dizziness, Backache,
Liver complaint and Constipation.
But thanks to DR.. Kings New Life
Pills they put an end to it all. They
tie gentle but thorough. Try them.
Only 25c. Guaranteed by A. G. Lu-
ken & Co., druggists.
The daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1904-1905, 1904-02-12

till I commenced using DIR. Pierce's Golden
Medical Discovery. After using ten bottles and
four walls of his Pleasant Pellets 1 commenced
to improve. My seemed to be almost
hopeless one. Doctors pronounced it ulcer of
the lungs. I was sick nearly two years-part of
the time belfast Was given UP to die by all
1 thought it would be impossible for me to live
mig hit at one time. ! haven't spit a nv blood
now for more than twelve months and worked
on the farm all last summer 1t was DR.
Pierce's medicines that cured me.n
Accept no substitute for vColden Med
ica1 Discovery There is nothing uiust
as good" for diseases of the stomach
The "Medical Adviser" in paper COW
ers, is sent free on receipt of I'll one-cent
stamps to pay for mailing only. Address
DR.. r. v. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y.
The daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1904-1905, 1904-02-12

You need clean healthy bowels just
as much as pure, wholesome food !;
without either, you cannot keep well
HOLSTERS Rocky Mountain Tea elm
mates all impurities. 80 cents, tea
or tablets. A. G. Luken & Co.
The daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1904-1905, 1904-02-12
Low Fares to Georgia via Pennsy
vania Lines.
vania Lines.

Excursion tickets to Atlanta, Ga,
will be sold via Pennsylvania lines
February Goth and Dist, account De
partment of Superintendent Nation
al Educational association. For fares,
time of trains, etc, apply to ticket
agents Of the Pennsylvania lines
The daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1904-1905, 1904-02-12
Low Fares to Indianapolis via Penn
sy1vania Lines.

February 10th and 18th, excur-
sion tickets to Indianapolis, account
Indiana Pythian Jubilee, Grand
Lodge Knights of Pythias, will be
sold via Pennsylvania lines. Ticket
agents of Pennsylvania lines will give
full particulars.
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Reduced Fares to Evansville, Ind,
via Pennsylvania Lines.

Tickets at reduced fares will be
sold February 18th and 18th to
Evansville, Ind, via Pennsylvania
lines, account annual meeting, Lin
coin league of Indiana. Inquire of
ticket agents Pennsylvania lines for
particulars.
The daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1904-1905, 1904-02-12

Mrs. G. Fl. Jennings, Boston" Our
)abies (twins), were sickly. Had
several doctors, but no results. Hol-
listers Rocky Mountain Tea made
them strong and robust" 35 cents
-ea or tablets. A. G. Luken & Co.