davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-01-11
steamer sank Near satartIa.

VICKSBURG, Miss, Jan. 11.-The
steamer Reese Pritchard, from here
for Yazoo City, struck a snag and sank
near satartia. No liyes.were lost. An
effort will be made to raise her.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-01-11
ONE DAYS DOINGS
IN 6 CIRCLES.
Seighng and Skating Purtes--ENenmg Companies and Visitors m
the City, Happenings of Interest to Everyone AquMnted with
Perth Am6oy

Mr.. and Mrs. Joseph g. Burns gave
a sleighing party to a party of friends
Saturday afternoon. The destination
was Railway. All had a splendid
time. Those in the party were Mr..
and Mrs. Burns, Mr.. and Mrs. John
II. Gregory, Mrs. William 7. Stacey,
Mrs. G.. W. Tyrrell, Mrs. II. H. Petts,
Mrs. Nichols, Mrs. Arthur Soield,
Mrs. d. P. Olmstead and Mrs. +. O.
Pierson.
In the evening Mr.. Gregory enter
tanned the party at his home in High
street. Those present in addition to
the sleighing party were DIR. q. w.
Tyrrell, H. H. Petts. Arthur Snield
and d. P. Olmstead.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-01-11
We're Killed by Train.

Undertaken James J. Flynn has
charge OF the bodies of two Hebrews
who were killed by a train at Railway
on Friday.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-01-11
Sudden Denth of Rcv. James p. Foy

Sudden Death of Rev. James p. Foy.
BINGHAMTON, n. X, Jan. 11.-Rev.
James F. Fey, pastor of st. James
Catholic church at Lestershire, has
died suddenly here. He was thirty
eight years old and was born in Nor
witch, N. X.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-01-11

There was a large class received into
the First Presbyterian church yester-
day, with appropriate ceremonies.
rs The class was composed of: Misses
Clementine Lewis, Jetta stacey,
Blanche Mason, Millie Deitche, Cath
crime Moore, Edward Peterson, Walter
and Winfred Barnes, Adolph and
Walter Anderson, Kenneth Pierson,
George Minkel and Ira Moore Jr.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-01-11

II you have a vacant room, the
Evening News can fill it.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-01-11

The rows of gathering form a yoke
and deep girdle. The sleeves are
made carrying out the anne idea.
The frock should be made of a very
sheer, gauzy fabric, such as Liberty
gauze or silk, chiffon, or crepe de
chine. The lace motifs can be either
of a light or heavy mesh and are APP
pliqued on, as shown in the illustra-
ton. 41g5t eflift
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-01-11

E@sNdies Soaa+Gfrcle held
a meeting last night at Miss Ida
Levy's house and the installation of
officers took place. The following
are the officers for the next term g:
Henrietta Splitter, president; Ida
Levy, vice president; Eta Isenberg,
treasurer.
, A party of students of the Ocean
Grove High School, upon their return
from their holiday vacation from New
York, stopped off at Perth Amboy and
made a visit upon Fl. K. Golenbock.
The party consisted of Sadie Golen-
book, Ida Schlossbach, Lena Sharf-
stein, Essie Kaplan.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-01-11

TUE PRINCESS GOWN.
If one has q good figure nothing is
as becoming as q frock made in the
Princess style. a great many have
been noticed this season. worn by the
.slnartest gowned women. The illus
tration shows a Princess gown made
in box plalts, between which the ia
brio is very fully gathered.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-01-11

Real Estate advert s ng n the Even
ing Me- brings results.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-01-11

A merry sleigh-ride party was had
last night by a number of young
people. Singing and music were
heard to the jingling Of the bells.
Those in the party were the Misses
Bertha and Henrietta Splitter, Annie
Mintz, Lena Goldman, Ida Levy,
Stella Fine. The Messrs. Harry
( Greens, Louis, Abe, Jack Splitter,
Bonnie Goldman, Sam S%chepken.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1904-01-11

A small skating party, under the
c~haperonage of Miss Emma McWiil-
Jams, enjoyed the ice on Raritan Lake
Saturday night. Those who madc W
the party were: Misses McWilliams,
Edith Stacey, Blanche Mason, Mar
guerite Boughton, Emily lund, Edith
UroweIl, Lavinia Colyer, Malcolm
Crowell, Edward Hanson, Edmund
de Monseigle and Ramsay Crowell.
The Miller sun. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 190?-19??, 1904-07-13

abodes, all being out in
full midnight dress, drink
ing in, as they gazed open
mouthed at the golden
streaked black clouds, the
mysteries thereof -includ-
ing the warm rain drops.
The mellow long drawn out
peels of thunder, the sharp
quick elaps, the wide lazy
flashes of lightning, the
sudden thin flashes, the un-
steady jerks of wind
that seemed to pick up
a cloud and throw it
against another, knocking
it into millions of rain
drops that fell everywhere
offered a scene of heavenly
splendor as well as timely
food for the vegetation.
To a person who can stand
without fear under the
clouds and watch them
prepare for a charge of rain
upon the earth, if the hour
be midnight, the awfulness
of the elements and the
mysterious beauties of ma
ture are combined before
him. But man is a big fig
ure for his own protection
at such times If the powers
that be bear down too hard
on him. By the simple
scratch of a match and the
twist of the thumb he can
cause a light in his room
that will darken the light
ming lie still too hot for
him he can go into the eel
lar Or cave.
The Miller sun. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 190?-19??, 1904-07-13

These circus days recall
to us the time when we
were a boy of IL back in
the New England country.
Barnum was showing there
and while it was out of the
question for us to. go to the
town and see the show we
were given the privilege of
walking two miles to the
nearest point where the
show passed and watch it
go by. This would not have
been, so bad had not the
train of wagons passed by
an hour before we got to
the point of passage. The
best we could do was to look
carefully in the great dusty
turnpike road for the ele-
plants tracks The good
old lady who allowed us
this privilege, IN order not
to appear sporty would pro-
nounce lemonade lemon
water.
The Miller sun. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 190?-19??, 1904-07-13

Last nights electric dis
play, when the rain began
to fall about l o'clock, was
perfectly grand. The In
dian tents north of town
had their lamps burning
brightly, as we'll as their pale
brothers, many of whom
also had lights In the win
dows. of their m0le civilized
The Miller sun. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 190?-19??, 1904-07-13


States Attorney j. HI.
Cole returned last week
from a three weeks visit
away, a week of which was
spent at the worlds fair.
He has given a good many
entertaining accounts of the
big show to his friends here.
lie says that it was orderly
and peaceable there, except
in Jerusalem, where two
men quarreled and had to
be arrested.
The Miller sun. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 190?-19??, 1904-07-13

The. Chicago Chronicle,
the big demscratic paper Of
Illinois, has changed to a
republican journal.
Probably the contending
democratic brethren may
yet settle their dispute at
bar, but that costs money,
Judge Parker, of New
York, was nominated for
president at st. Louis by
the democrats. These east
ern people are quick to run
from a. western financial
storm, but they expect the
westerners not to fly to the
caves before this blow from
their political storm center.
The whole west will resent
it by voting for Roosevelt
& Fairbanks.
VIM. B.. McKenna, who
has written much of the
humorous matter and jokes
for Puck the last few years,
has heard of the Sun down
at Sheepshead Bay, N. Y,
and he writes, a letter offer
ing to furnish jokes for It's
columns. As soon as all Of
our subscribers renew and
pay another year in advance
they will be treated to a col
umn of Mr.. McKenna's S
laugh, which is a Joke.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1904-07-18
Ancient Shorthand Schools.

Apparently there We're schools of
shorthand as carly as the third cen
fury. and in Fgypt. recently dis
covered papyrus which Dir, Grenfall
described at meeting of the Eeypt
exploration fund was a CONTRACT be-
tween a shorthand teacher and a man
who wished one of his slaves To ac-
Guire the art. The fee was 12O
drachmas. forty to be paid on apDren.
tceship, forty at the end of the year.
and the balance when the slave was
proficient. Shorthand writing was
then presumably not so easy of at
tainment as it is now Among the
other documents Of the OxyrhynciY,s
Papyri is the account Of fetal acct
dent and of tho body of the victim
being examined by the coroner Of the
day in company with a public physi-
clan.
MildeW may be removed from
main line will probably run through
leather by lightly rubbing with Pc
troleum and then polishing with
cloth.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1904-07-18
TIE SUPPLY OF PLATINUM.
Very Much in Een'and ard It's Source
Entirely Unknown

Entirely Unknown.
One Of TIE most valuable minerals
ct which tie source 81 supply is YelE
little KNOWN. and IS consequently Very
limited, is STAT OF platinum. III De
center, 1904. discovery was made
OF a piatin:n2 "rcon - 19ef~1s ia the
copper ores st JtEeZ Hamt5i2.' niue ia
;, Eo.2il@ h Uses .. Jui9 metal
W.-t4sa b. ss44,.=4- -13e-,,":5ad a It could
~ ia2&i" n Sut..el2sA qCs.a1.tE % ce-
G"r2 The ~ IT i HTfca a5t
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1904-07-18

Summer Schools. Knoxville, Tenn
July, 1901. For The above occasil
the following round "trip rates ana al
ransenents arc authorized to Kno-
vile, Fenn.;One fare plus two 50 ~
dollars for The round trip. Dates q
sale July ), 6. 11.12, is, anI1S5. 1901
Return limio-Fifteen u51 t.
date Q sale. Extension days from
i9inas purchasers of ticof limit-Or-
cure a. extension Of fNets can Sc
reachig original startinal limit for
later tan midnight of s1g point NOT
1904, " personally dGSeptember 30.
tickets with Jas. Richapositing their
agent between the ho4rdson, special
m. andS: 90 D. m. not'urs of 500 a.
teen DIS after date q later than fif-
upon Iyment Of bf purchase and
fee attach time. fifty t50cl cent
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1904-07-18

- LII 49, ~
''.~s. ..'-s' - +. : .>'N'~,.,
f.c..@ .,,.. ,...... ..=,,
Er5rt ro,4,..... -. .,.f....,,
s,~,,, r,-o...,,...,,. .~-'i.....
.,,1.# t-,.-= ~, r..-4..-
.at con " 0zi& &lA; Ill. T. t5....,r-
l"# h"In@ T*,iIt IN tic ut - str- j.
e." h equipped VIII ~ 3ea-i te.'1-
seven nr"- electrified WRINKLES. G
'ilr nayi@stiun. reaEgi.- rurlI. ~ ill.,.
sea. and Iag pr,.I5.sIIa4 fee#s 49, 49,.
New York World She viii iFaiU I,,
!irst trip aCXt sumMvr
One Of II" no,ehiy. is an tIcttr;c
&riddle cake end waffle range. TAg
automatic egg boilers. like those r,l
the Oceanic are designed to cooi, 200
2@es AT once. clock arransefa..,,
causing the basket containing sur
eggs to hop cat OF The water al a.,
half mjuut" up to six minutes
Another novelty is a se1f-d'nrrirp
uyst CT cooker for stews A, III f.,r.
animation of a given time the cooker
=, RS its savorl content jnto -. +.,,,,,
plate ana automatically shuts off Two
eloctricit. There are ,l..tr oyster
and toast range coffee l,,.us s..rf
feeding tea and cllccoIatr= urus cf#,,sn1
noilcrs. ice breakers. butter cfftf.,rs
almond and tocoanrt eratef.e icp.
cream freezers. nour sif1trs hro..d
mixers, egg beatcrs. yc.et;,b;e rooisars
MA warmers. butter cake coof5i,,,
boxes. climbing steamers and Ua4t,v
cookers. Each of the five electric cot
fec urns has a caDaci1v of forty ual.
Ions
In spite Of Port Steward William
nnbrid2e's experiments an electric
hrNilcr for e.eakS ana chops hes " +
been invented. EricnreS Say shat
nest COOKED ON electrical boilers has
a met allic taste. The Rattle is to have
an electric laundry.
II is & tribute to American 5nptnu.
lily that this English and Irish b,,i)t
ship must have nearly all her plec.
:rical eullipmer: manufactured in tfis
country
One of the most marvellous elertri-
oil tr;1-
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1904-07-18

sUourist Rates, Colorado
Bolnts. Round-trip summer
me- may be sold to Denver,
WINGS. Pueblo and Glen.
RI, Colo, and Ogden and
CITY, Utah. under the fol-
Mions. Dates OF sale
3 to September 80, 1904.
SIihits-(a) Season tickets
Mat rate of one and one
Via route of ticket, for the
(b) Sixty-day tickets may
rite Of one fare plus 500
fNckct, for the round trip.
E@days from date OF sale,
a&6e later than October 81,
route to he used in bGth dis
fel Season tickets may be
Eqne way via St. Louis at
NCted by use Of 0Ae-haIt OF
85HA4
season ticket rate to 81.
Es l : ." a2i' '32t-'i''' .oH
Springs or IN
s.90 '"heh oS'i'ld' I"'1 -
Es OF os9sh ) d'''i''u ~
~ oiFect rol''e sIN'5-afH
se fdte' 1t ne' ~ Il l'ie'
hetS Sola Ut IhiS fa1G VOL
NJ routed via 81. LC1iFs
y. Transit limits ana
Colorado noilt q--1'lcIle
h1ited 10 continuous pas
direction. eycoDt that
be allowed at and vasr
@0l0raAo common MONT
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1904-07-18

I'M Encampment knights OF
4 T,oufsville Ky, August To-
~ the above occasion the 1oi-
ISnnd trip rates and arrange
ire authorized to LonlsV'le,
"a are plus two dollars ana
~ cents ($2.25) for the
%n Date of sale, August 4
siusiye. Return limit. Aug
32(14 for leaving Loulsvl'e.
of limit, Original purchas-
HcIlre an extension for leav.
Is a date not later than
Il Is, 1904, by personally de-
fafurn portion OF their TICK
~ joint agent, not later thah
ynoon of August 81, and upon
2 Zee OF fifty t50) cents per
nch time.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1904-07-18

I Eonvention, Commercial!
xmerica, West Baden and
Springs, Ind, July 25-29,
lie above occasion the fol-
"trip rates and arrange
mi hOriZed to West Baden
Wick Springs. Ind. Rate
fNblus two $4,000 dollars
1Smil trip. Date of sale
~ inclusive. Return limit
s1 aO4, for leaving destina=
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1904-07-18

Summer Schools ana
"a Eureka Springs, Ark,
kElueust Z, 1904. For the
|nsion the following round
|1sId arrangements are autho-
GIreka Springs, Ark. Rate
36lns fifty (5o) cents for the
Dates of sale-Julv Z, )
except that from Shreve-
IN Twill be sold July 6, Z, 8
Return limit-Ausust 20,
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1904-07-18

4
eeting National Baptist
kcolored) Austin, Texas,
20, 1904. For the above
following round trip
engagements are authoriZ-
! Texas: Rate, one fare
prs ($2.00) for the round
Pf sale, Sept. II and u.
n limit, Sept. so, 1904,
puous passage in both d.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1904-07-18

ESPECIAL RATES.

st. Los, Mo.
be allow at Be Stop-over will now
sengers visit ofnton to enable pas
going poon Of Hot Springs on the
cts sold> st the round trip tick
Louisianaurcl. J. Louis account the
80 to Deobe:, base exposition April
If 81. 1904.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1904-07-18

III. t1urist rates, season l9o}'
M rates, from Pine Bluff to
sArk! s4.10; from Pine Blun
,eneden, Ark, s7.75. searcy-
!. 81 N on sale May 10 to Sep
16 19o4, inclusive, and Inn
!. return to October 81, 1914
. I'M limit of one day in each
z. Observation-Disclosures to be
81,.,,a l to September 80, 1904,
M return to October 81, 1904,
~ AVS transit limit in each
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1904-07-18

Grand Lodge A. F. &
kansas (colored).- Pine
Fs' August s to 10, 1904.
|e occasion the following
tes and arrangements
to Pine Bluff, Arkan-
Fe plus fifty cents t5ocy
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1904-07-18

AnIual i
nevolent betting, Grand Lodge Be
Elks, Gin, d Protective Order OF
1904. Acc }ati, o., July Is to %,
and South 1t above Iron Mountain
cts one ia Twill sell round trip tick
to Cincinna plus 1925 for round trip
st. Louis, 10. Call ON ticket agent
fer further- Mountain and Southern
- prmation.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1904-07-18
Ftr Your Summer Trfp.


! Suppose You buy OF Tie souther
Railway. jane -tst. or ,atcg Summer
Tourist Ilcket to tae beautiful Saf-
phite aounty ii Western North "a
DINA, good 10 return October Il
Suppose y1u stop ey4r in either d
reetlo1. As Ing as You ,e. say al
TuscuHbia (for Bailey SprIugs); 1t
! Huntsville, at Stevenson J1Ur a sid
trip to Sawancc ana MontcagIe);
Chattanooga Ger Lookout Mountain
and CAicF 2mauga Nall~naI Park
at Tucker Springs; at Knoxville Go
Summer School or side trip to owe
Springs; at Hot Springs, Noru
Carolina; at Asheville for the BAT
terry Park and ether numerous hotel
and resorts there, and for side trI
to Waynesville and contiguous r
sorts); at Biltmore; at Henderson,
Vile; at Brevard, in the sapphire
country, ending up at the wonderful
new hotel at Lake Toxaway. A Pull
man sleeper leaves Union Station
Memphis. On and after May 20, at
p. m. and goes through to Lake Tox
away via above route, without
change
This is sample trip. We hav
dozens of others. Let Us tell you all
all about them
Round trip Knoxville-Account
summer school. The Southern rail.
way will sell round trip tickets to
Knoxville, Tenn. June 26th, 9th,
28th, July End, 5th. 18th, 18th, 18th
and 25th. Good to return fifteen
days from date of sale. Rate, one
fare plus % cents, round trip. Round
trip rate from Memphis, $3.50. BY
personal deposit By original pur-
,haser, Of return part Of ticket, with
in the fifteen day limit, with Joseph
Richardson in depot, Knoxville, 500
a. N. to 500 p. NJ, receipt will be
given. whicn viii be exchanged tor
extended ticket on any date that
owner desires to return. up to Sept.
"oth. LeaveMemphis 1920 a, m,;
500 p. M; 11:o0 p. m. Arrive Knox.
vile, 1:40 a. M; 9:15 a. M; ITO p.
m. Apply Or write for particulars of
Side trips, berth reservations, etc.
c. 4. DeSaussure, d. p. A
L. M. Desaussure, G. +. & 7. ~
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1904-07-18

st. Louis
arm Rv CT wbn Mountain 4 South
Nea, Arl, 1ll sell tickets to Mt
trim Comm $3.50 for the round
ct July e a ps sale Oh thls 'leh
elusive. Ac PIP 10 octoper l. m-
/ summer tourist,
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1904-07-18


st. Louis 1ft
i>'''ii oe'u WI $1,000. ~ ..,.
~ ''io ~ w. - caaro, 49,,
tf.,a,, r,,;th IT, and ba discon.
,or "a 7oo, IF I'M mess. Sentem.
ronnd rim \ OF $40 for the
Of tickets PHI Fill commence sale
den Sprbu IS, (ff, Ark, to Raven
of SIS for t. | and return at rate
September " "0 ZIP june ~
lf2a =."ooilfai ''A ou &c ~
''l0i 'i'' W '1''' -
j
p;,a p,,,4f - q n certificate plan
.l,lv ~ to .. Rock and retur
-. : nrt Grand s.
- II '0'i iN+'ii7 y ,>
TaherHacies. y 12'a 81 WI > -
Valley de5ot TO, tcal ticket agen
y her info. u,a1.,3ts
1'oono UP
Nv ~ - 1T No s.,,;nos 1,,.
epio' "ieh"ooots
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1904-07-18

Dickey, Agt.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1904-11-17
500 Reward. 500.

Tho readers Of this paper will be pleased to learn
that there k nj least disease that science
has been able to cure IN all It's stages, and that II
Cstarrh. Hall's Catarrh Cure Il the enly positive
being = constitutional disease, requires n constitu
tonal treatment. Hairs Cstarrh Cure ~ taken In
ternally, acting directly upon the blood ana mucoue
surfaces Of the system, thereby destroying the
foundation of the disease, and giving the patient
strength by building up the constitution and assist
ing nature In doing It's work. The proprietors have
much faith In its curative powers that they ohel
One Hundred Dollars for any case that It fails -
cure. Send for list OF testimonials,
Address +. j. CHENEY CO., Toledo, o.
sold by oil Druggists, 75c.
Take FAIRS Family Pills for constipation.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1904-11-17
Had Learned TO Save.

Father-Halloa, where did you get
all those toys?
Son-I bought 'em with the money
you gave me.
Fsther-But I gave you that money
to teach you how to save.
SOn-Yes, pa; keut 1t for three
weeks, until I learned all about saw
ing, and now I am learning low to
shop.-Stray Stories.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1904-11-17
Animated Steel Girder.

A steel girder fell while being hoist.
ed TO the top Of San Francisco
building and struck house movers
wooden roller, which ricochetted
across the street, passed through
the window Of crockery store and
swept fifty-foOt counter clear Of RE
bric-a-brac, cut glass, dinner SOS,
vases. etc, that were upon II.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1904-11-17
IT'S Peculiar

That out of hundreds Of good lini.
ments one Is SO far ahead Of all the
rest-but it's fact. Hunts Lightning
OIL Is In class to itself, and way
ahead Of the next best thing.
Aches, pains, cuts. bruises, sprains.
sore muscles and stiff joints simply
quit doing business when It's applied.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1904-11-17
Sarcasm.

"Why, john" said Subbubs, return.
ing from months vacation. "the
lawn Is all dried up"
Can't understand it, sir" replied
the lazy caretaker: 81 worked hard
on It all the time you was gone"
"Ah! You shouldn't work SO hard.
You probably ran the lawn mower
over It SO vigorously that you
scOrched It."
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1904-11-17
Business Honor In Japan.

In Japan every dishonored check OF
note Is publicly gazetted, consequently
very few are dishonored; In Toxic. fol
instance, with Its 1900, 900 population.
only forty.six month during the year
ended May last.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1904-11-17
Sizinu Him Up.

Tragerdy, with an air of great dis.
gust, that railroad is positively afro.
cious. 1t took me thirty-two hours to
come from Chicago"
'What are you talking about?" de.
manded Lowe Comerdy That's
mighty good time for a freight train"
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1904-11-17
Some Relief In the Situation.

Some Relief In the Situation.
Don't you sometimes feel discOur.
aged about our political system?"
mo" answered Farmer COrntossel.
81 kind o. like 1t. It's a great relief
to have a man come around shakin'
your hand an tellin you stories with.
out tryin' to sell you books or lightnin'
rods"
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1904-11-17
Soldiers Cultivate Gardens.

In the French army soldiers are al
lowed to have gardens In any spare
barrack ground and grow vegetables,
which help out their rations.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1904-11-17

"a Morris chair" his women folks
argue, ''is just what father needs
when he is tired, SO we will get one
and charge il to him" Thereupon II
Is put In the Parlor Where Father
Never Sits.-Atchison (Kan.) Globe.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1904-11-17
Laid II to the Sermon.

Rip Van Wrinkle wakened rather
nustered from his twenty years
sleep.
"Yes-yes." he muttered hastily.
the sermon was very fine.
Perceiving, however, that he was
not in church in time, he tottered
down the hill.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1904-11-17
The Political Shlrker.

81 hates" says Uncle Eben. ito see
a man thinkin' he's done his whole
duty as a taxpayer an a patriot when
he pins a campaign badge on his coat
lapel. .'-Washington Star.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1904-11-17
How He Got Even.

She had just worked the "Ill-be-a.
sister-to-you" degree on him.
Excuse me, Miss Chillington," he
said, "but as I am already well sup.
piled with elder sisters, would you
mind being a grandmother to me in.
stead?"
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1904-11-17
Matt Till He Calls.

When Messer Trouble comes lurk'
ing down the street don't tear out and
embrace him. He may have business
in another direction.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1904-11-17

Drink Only Homemade Wine.
Persia has no distilleries. breweries
or saloons, only homemade wine. and
Il Is hard to get drunk there.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1904-11-17
Proof PositI\

Soques-"I must have Leen unusual.
ly drunk yesterday"
Hoques-"Why do you think so?"
SOques-"I found receipted bill
from my tailor In my pocket this
morning"