The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-09-22
THE N0NPAREJL MAN

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Our Society ExclGslveness Protested
Against by One of the Haser sort-We
Stare superciliously over Her Head
Thru Our Lorgnottes-We Do Not Know
You, Woman.
81 minneapolis s. woman who does not
claim to be an &C tive member s.of the
local 400 Of the character described below,
is mildly indignant oyer a publication re-
garding the local sWeildoIn In Q Mime
apolis, paper but NOT paper, Oh, not
this! This woman sends JIM clipping
very properly taken in the columns OF
our steamed contemporary. She is not
angry, but simply disguised. The social
writeup com planned OF treats OF the boss
show gractously and then ADDS:
"In some respects the public demands
too much of society.
+. They actually. expect sthem to make
a show Of themselves In order that; they
may stare-and beast onished.
| Society getting.iust "a little Tired OF
this sort Of show BUSINESSMAN is disposed
to keep its affairs quite to itself
St1ll-eYery town Of the size or Min
neapolis must have society and there
are duties which are theirs absolutely
| and which cannot be performed by any
other group of persons.
These dutiessSS insist upon certain
amount of publicity .lH$ 49, 80 @a<4
but it Is a publicitySWhch{is not altos
gether unpleasant: sss7= -
fortunately for apois-the wo-
men Of her most exclusive society are
women of exceptional breeding and fine:
mental attachments. y
| ''They have grasped just what the world
demands of present-day men and women
| who form the better social element. ~,
| And with graciousness that Is adj
mira ble-theyt permit the,sworld to enjoy
their pleasures by letting them know of
their goings and comingstand their social
| affairs Of moment. SEsssEsa IS ~ w
when it comes to events that are
wholly informal they set up a protest if
the world undertakes to become a spec
tator-and why should they not? r
f. 2"Thcrefore-since the women have as
sumed this attitude *
IF the season is to be sone of great
! social activity-one which is characterized
by large affairs-the town will be fully
aware Of it at the proper time ~.
Why, sure!4 We 4eOamust~ condescend a
good deal to allow the common herd, the
rude commonalty, even to- look upon our
doings from affair.". If not, why do VIC by
i divine right hold the position we now oc-
cupy? Let the lady protestant, If she can
attain even, to admissions to our palat1ai
homes, go away back in the conservatory
and sit down. We stare straight over her
| sead thru our lOrgnettes.
GTush, woman, also fudge! Do you aspire
to- rise from the ranks? We. do not recog-
nize you. You are Of the common clay:
K. Nakamoro of San Francisco, for
nerly Of Nippon, became Sunduly elevated
over the victory of the Japanese at Lao
yang and was taken before Judge Conlan
to plead as to a disturbance of the peace
II Mot guilty" replied the little brown
roughrider. II am good, honest. faithful
industrious schoolboy from Japanese Mis-
sion school. Last night L had some sake,
y which is; an honora bly, delightful drink
!, of Japan. If the honorable magistrate
would deign to try, somesI will dutifully
81 send the, same. ed. ,ss.s5 - =
az sit is pleasantWh enSIot taken too much
Eof.T Last light T. fear = became dishonor-
l(ably intoxicate. I am happy because the
Japanese most valiant soldiers conquer
the Russian piratical nation, which is q
most dishonorable. country. -
- when was most 5peacefully returning
to the mission to study my most difficult
lesson, which is called spelling and very
hard to understand, 81 saw a rickshav
which is propelled by a horse instead O.
man. The horse lookedtso much a re:
:semblance to my friend Ituro, who is {
4 rickshawa man in Tokfo,@ which is mos
, glorious city in, Japan eand homecof thu
:. emperor. I got into the rickshaw ant
> tspokeato the horse, which I[thought wa:
1turo and told him to- proceed. He pro
ceeded.
II thought that the rickshaw would bea
me to the shrine Of Shinto, which is OF
the, high bluff at Nagasaki. I said to thu
man who accompanied the rickshaw which
is propelled bys-.a horse, What is thf
: place ~ 3s> 10 r.: fr,* u - - g22 1s,
HE said, Russian HILL Then m.
heart burned with most honorable de
> sire to slay. I saw a person in the dis
J. lance who was no doubt most pira tical
e dishonorable Russian. The rickshaw maj
+ said his name was -Mulcaheyvitch. Hin
put to flight. Then. I shouted ''Banzai
and was glad. -. y4,-.n-5< l..1 -. -
.'.The rickshaw man demanded of m,
several dollars, but L had not a yen be
: cause for cleaning windows and also tt
$ polish the brass I am only given my din
ner and most little room in the cellar
Then most enormous policeman bring M
to- this honorable Jail where the floor il
s of stone and not nice the sleep upon.'' -
o The Judge took the case under advise
, ment and will doubtless temper honorable
Justice with mercy. ~.
They were distributing patent medi
v cine free In Fargo the other day and TIL
e kids got hold of a lot of it and, as i
tasted sweet, you know how kids are
:. they Tapped it all up. Several disgustet
q fathers are now around the city hall ever.
a day calling for a city ordinance. All thei
offspring took sick in the night. Som
- towns already have ordinances against TIL
) free medicine Sample nuisance, where tn
stuff is mildly poisonous. -. - ~
n The Newer Declaration of 1ndepen
= dence-We hold 1t as a; self-evident tr;1t]
that all white men are born pretty. nearl
equal, especially so,~ provided they ar
!. wealthy and particularly the Anglo Saxo
e and the Celtic races, we are at presen
: hesitating trifle over admitting the Jap
anese and are endowed by their create
with certain unalienables rights, under Ger
-. tain natural limitations, and that amon
u these are life, liberty and the pursuit Q
It happiness, providing that nobody interfere
= with us or expects to obtain social equal
:, ity. That to secure these rights govern
. ments are instituted among men whic
u shall see to 1t that we have certain privi
: leges Of business and trade over the i'm
mature races and over the common peopl
who derive their powers from our consent
q We hereby solemnly publish and declar
: that these United States are and of RICH
Z ought to be fairly free and Independent
1t states but that they are absolved by tn
h laws of trade from all allegiance to tn
general good and are here to look out fo
us primarily, and secondly for themselves
Fell, low ,Ia,,t