The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-03-31

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! Duds-Thsy say cigarettes win tur
The skin yellow. Ara Prim-That'
20 Every time catch my boy smo,
ing he gets tannsd-Aan and n
presa.
do you think Jos could ever MARI
for money! mo. But I'm sure
could soon learn to love girl who ha'
. million or two"-Chicago Record
Herald
They say that. after seven rehear
sals. Charlie Swimmington actuall,
stumbled through the wedding cers
nony." 'Ovsrtrsined. supposs."-
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
sportsman-Any good hunting In
this part Of ths eountryi Native
Lo<s Il Il spoctsman-what kind q
CANA Nativs-No game At all Just
huntins.-Illustrated Bits.
willis-NamuA. I told Aunt Helen
she grew Aomslisr every day. Ma
Htmson-You didn't tell her said 20,
aid your Il had to. or she would have
whipped ms."-Brooklyn Life.
what are they going to do when
thsy get through tearing up the
stTestsr' Lay EN- down again, Of
eeurss! How slss would anybody be
able 70 tsar 'sm up later on. siiiyr'-
Daltfmoro Nevu
Rssdsr-Scott aid q clever thing to-
day; said that luck 10 . good bit IKE
lightning. foe II seldom strikes twicc
n tie sane place. Hssder-Ys4 aud
~ q rule neither Of them needs to-
Psnnsylvania Punch Bowl
HAnnisan-Shurs. there scales 10 no
good st all fur me They only weigh
the heft u two hundred pounds. an
Dom near to two hundred cad any.
Fiannigan-weii. man alive. can't -
git o. thin twicsf1Philadelphi
Prssa
Piaygoer-I suppose the Leading
Lady ID very happy after getting al
tboss bouquets. Ushsr-Oh. no. she
only gos ave- Play goer-Graciousi
Isn't that enough Usher-No; she
paid for six. Observation-Disclosures
Press.
Kittie-Paui told me last evening
was the prettisst girl be ever saw.
that's nothing: be said tho
sams to me last year. Klttle-i know.
dear. but his taste may have improved
since then. you knOw.-Boston Tran
script
'-Prisener. why did you strike this
manr' III you please. your Honor.
10 came to me suddenly and said.
How old IL ANN" well. what hurt /
lid that dor why. you see. your
Honor. Ann u my wife."-Cisveland
Plain Dealer.
A volcano.--what II q volcanoy
lske ed the teacher "A mountain with
/ IRE insids.- said one. A smile Of
spread over the pus-
led face OF the smallest scholar A. she
sked. supposedly. lis that a mountain
angeY'-Harpsr's Magazine.
She-l have two very dear friends
Agnes and Florence-He-Which 10
he more popularf 'Oh. Agnes 10
much more popular than FLORENCE
Imong the giris-- Introduce me to
florence I am partial to good-loox-
ne giris-"-Kansas City Journal
Mrs. Kalling-You haven't got that
plendid butler now-Mrs. Parvcnu--
10. he was q fraud- Ars. Kalling-fn-
eedf Mrs. Parvsnu-Yes. be forgot
Iimsslf once and neglected to drop
IL his" 20 We discovered he wasn't
:ngiish At aIl--Philadelphia Ledger.
He-How did you enjoy the operaf
he-Oh. It was just splendid He
Really But II was all French.
rasn't 1T she-Oh. no! OF course. :
,me Of the handsomest ones were I'M
Partisan. but there were
,any pretty gowns that were evi-
entity made here. - Philadelphia (
ress-
The Whoever: "A widowe1." remark
1 the elderly female. always reminds
% Of q baby" "How's thatT queried Z
y young girl During the nrst ak I
'onths he cries . good deal. the next q
Z months be begins to take notice. and I
v edds are against his getting safely :
lru ash his sseord summ6. q
ewA .
LAunehsd % His Literary Career
undsrstand your son has decided 70 Il
, in for litsrsturs.- Yes. and hes .
s6s . splendid start already" -Yos q
mt Sayr Yes: he went to auction
h mosn.ss and bocght . secondhand 4
rfting desk for only four dollars and :
nety-s1ght esnts-~-Catholic Standard 4
ID TimeA Q
Now" said Nrs. Biggieson's cousin .
breakfast on the morning after her q
rival, don't make company Of me. q
want to b. treated just ~ II I were r
% of the family "All right" re- q
led Mr.. BiggIeson. helping himself v
the tenderest part of the steak, d
ven try to make you feel right At (.
Record-Herald. \
The squIre's pretty daughter (exam-
Ing the village school)-Now, chill q
en-, can you tell me whit q miracle Q,
The children look At one another, N
4 remained silent. Can no one an Il
ref this question: the new curats b
ked, who was standing behind the y
uirss daughter. A little girl was Il
struck with q brilliant idea. q
y held mp her hand excitediy. well. II
'llieT the squire's daughter asked. n
fling approval Please, miss the v
AL child replied. hlessly. n,
'other says twill be = miracle II you .,
at marry the new curate."-London ~
Bits. ~
ius OF Last Years Tobacco Crop.