Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1904-06-15

Atlanta Constitution
But what will remove the Guatema-
Ian ant after 1t has killed off the boil
weevil?-Detroit Free Press
Judging from the daily attendance
at the s.. Louis exposition, we are not
the only ones who haven't been there
yet.-AuGusta Chronicle.
II the japanese progress as rapidly
for another half century. they will be
giving lessons in civilization them
Washington Star.
London has hospital where women
are trained as nurses for dogs This
is throwing physic TO the dogs literally
as well as tigurativCly .-0maha Bee.
Ii Col Younghusbad Keeps up his
present work the Tibetaus viii BE not
"beroyoiently assimilated." but benev-
oleutly assnssinated.-A Journal.
OF course Mr.. Carnegie wouldn't
consider FOR a moment any application
from those Mormon heroes with mn
merops wives. - Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
a long-felt vocabulary want has
been flied in the appearance of the
word "kitchenette" Flat dwellCrs es-
pecially will appreciate it.-Cinclnnad
Iimcs-Star.
The Republic of Panama will soon
be geographically described MS long.
narrow body of water bounded on
each slice 10y the Monroe doctrine
Washington Star
st the present writing there is not
sice presidential boom that caA be said
TO be making sufficient noise to shake
the calcimine from the ceiling of the
cave of echo.-Judge.
One objection to THE Star-Spangled
Banner as the national air is that so
many citizens Of the nation never see
anything "by the dawn's early light"
Kansas City Journal.
The unfortunate Russians seem TO
be losing almost everything but their
honor, and they would probably lose
that We're it something that could cX
plode-Boston Transcript
The Paris Faculty of Medicine has
a collection Of 2.200 brains, the result
of thirty years labor, Looks as If
they were trying 10 corner a luxury
Philadelphia Public Ledger
The length Of Senator PETERS whis-
kers gave Kansas far less undesira-
Bile notoriety than she Is getting from
the prospective shortness of Senator
Burton's hair.-Boston Globe.
i book publisher declares that no
first-class fiction is being produced
these days. Let him keep his eye on
the resolutions of the political con
ventions.-Kansas City Journal.
The decision Of a Philadelphia court
that wife does not own her hus-
bands pay envelope will not disturb
the average wife. All she vents is the
contents-Kansas City Journal
Hetty Green never tries to organize
any trust or mergers. She feels that
she has done pretty wei If she holds
what she considers her own against
the tax collectors.-W Washington Star.
After cogit ting about the brilliant
reception held In st. Louis, it is rea-
scnable to wonder whether members
of the oriental aud European nobility
never have headachc.-St. Louis Re
public.
In view of the fact that the '1Pil-
erlms Progress" is about to be dra-
matted. the critics are sharpening up
their pencils and few OF them are
reading the book Plain
Dealer.
A Missouri paper says the Nilsson,
rians are the tallest people in tho
world, averaging ) feet 9 inches. They
have had their legs pulled by the
raftcrs in the Legislature Philadel-
phia Ledger.
"You viii see me as an archangel
before / am Vice President said
SPEAKER Cannon 10 Senator Burrows.
Wien you come to think it over. that
ccrtainly is a strong statement,--M Min
neapoIis Times.
The Sultan Is very much pleased
with his new cruiser He has had oc-
casion from time 10 time to inspect so
many visiting war SHIPS that he ought
to know a good one when he sees it
Washington Star.
To him who recalls that the tactics
Of war are historically identical with
those Of football game. II Is plain
that the Japs have made a mass play
through left tackle for ten-yard
gain Boston Transcript.
When DR.. Rainsford says to us lay
men, we ministers are no better NOR
ally than Won" we laymen. Instead Of
feeling eiated. are liable, knowing each
others inGrmhles, to be decidedly de
pressed Boston Transcript
Makaroff was known MS the Cos
sack Of the Sea" V bile Skrydloff. his
successor, is known as the Bulldog
Of the Navy" Togo is known to the
Japs as the whole Works of The
Oceans. st. Louis Republic.
The Havana walters who struck
against an order prohibiting them
from serving soup in whiskers were
unduly hasty. The order may be
amended TO prohibit them from serv-
ing whiskers in the soup midland DOLLS
News.
II Chronological cataclysm were
TO sweep the last vestiges Of human
ity from the face Of the earth the
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