Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-12-16

a Pennsylvania girl killed a ten'foo'
snake with hatpin. Hishbail. or
bard cider.
The Car lost 3i.250 men at tho bat
tie of tho River shakhe. That's
enough to make him shakey.
II is wise old innocent bystander
who comes out OF the woods as soon
as the deer-hunting season begins.
Lord Curzon's departure for India
Is q gratifying indication that his
charming wife Is going TO get well.
"a fool and his freedom are soon
parted" remarked the bachelor. upon
hearing Of the marriage OF another
friend.
Everybody has TO tread lightly in
the vicinity OF tho French cabinet
these days. for the slightest jar might
upset It
A woman won an automobile In
lottery. and does not know what to do
with II. Let her trade II on for seal
skin cloak.
How does Il happen that always
there is a chorus Girl with him when
n prominent man get hurts In an au'
tomobIlo smash ap.
Andrew Carnegie has n large slice
OF his fortune yet remaining. He is
still In good health. but II anything
should happen to him
Tho pen may or may not be might
Ter than tho sword. but In tho Hun
Snrian Parliament tho inkstand is Ger
taIniy mishtier than tho fst-
II Is n courageous woman who. even
TO keep mon from going to jail. viii
admit that rhlncstones instead OF dia'
monds giis.cn In her garter buckles.
Why shouldn't Nine. Rcjanc declare
that tho American society women are
tho bcst.dressed In the world! They
get their gay gowns straight from
Paris.
New York society men are wearing
what appear to be skin.tight trousers.
but n man with n search warrant
might bc ablo to ind n few layers Of
padding.
When that BrooiiInc telephone girl
,,o1uaaal that shn hnA hasp pnuFrIeA
for n month without anybody's know.
Ing II. good many people said
''Hullo!"
Persons who Join dccr.huntIng cS.
rursions with the idea of returning
alive should take the prccaution to gc;
as near the deer as possible when the
shooting begins.
Those swell girls OF New York who
are wearing ''poIson rings" may force
tho young men of their set to Join
Prof. wilcy's poison class" In order
to become immune.
Count Jchan Marie Joseph Alain De-
dous dc Pierrefcu. who took wife In
Boston "Wednesday. will live in New.
ark. Some OF his names will proba.
bly, be stored In warehouse.
They say that in the flashing contest
between Mrs. Potter Palmer's Jewels
and the searchlights OF the Wilhelm
der Crosse the diamonds were first
and the searchlights were nowhere.
In the bright Russian lexicon there
Is no such word as mediation. We
don't know what the Russian word for
It is, and even II we could tell you you
probably wouldn't be able to pro-
nounce It.
A dispatch from Washington says
money is plentiful. The great trouble.
however. is that no matter how plenti.
full money may be It is always neces-
sary to do something before one can
get any OF 1t.
a New Jersey man while trying to
pay an election bet by riding a pig
was thrown of and one of his arms
was broken. For obvious reasons his
brains were uninjured, although he
landed on his head.
By the terms OF her uncle's will an
Indiana girl is to receive $4,000 II
she marries and not cent II she re-
mains single. There are plenty of he
roes who will be willing to help the
poor girl get her money.
Most men are such gross. material