The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-05-28
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Visitor-Has your little baby state,
got any tseth1 Tommy-oh. yes. r
guess she's got EN-, but she amt
Ledger.
What do you think Of my death
scsner asked the actor. well n
seemed to me it came a little too lat.
In the piece" WAS the repIy.-Chic.-
20 Evening Post.
Daily Guide to Flattery.-If you
meet a woman who strongly suspect.
That she is beauty, ask her earnestly
II all her family are beautiful.-BaI-
timore American.
Dorothy-so Jack kissed you. .h7
DID you give him any encourage
mentl Judia-Encouragementl say.
l guess you don't know Jack. do your
philadelphia Ledger.
Anything To Blame It On.-Mother
Joining Jones. did you get that aw-
full cold out skatingi Son-Mother. I
think caught It washing my face
yesterday mOrning.-Judgs.
The Empress of Chlna-what ia
mat strange noise / heart The Min
lister OF the Intarior-It Is the bottom
dropping out Of the New York stock
market your majesty.-Life.
sdmulation.-Bigg-I understand
that young Briefly has taken I'D ths
law since be married. DiggHvery
likely. l understand that his wife
Lays it down to him.--Chicago News.
Willie-Pa, you don't get ehestnuts
until after there's a frost, do your Pa
Except In the case Of a tarce-com-
edy, my son. Then the chesmuts come
nrst and the frost afterwsrd.-Phila-
delphia Press.
A Physicians 5iunder.-Dr. links
Il suppose you must have lost soma
Of your patients By being away for
% long a timer DR.. Ksnt-Yes, con
found I'll Ten or a dozen Of them got
wsll--Boston Transcript
Small Consolation.-The Landlady-
I'm afraid Mr.. Slopay has forgotten
what a large bill he owes me. The
Star Boarder-No, be hasn't. He said
only yesterday that ne wished be had
money enough 10 moVe.-Judge.
Miss Pspprey-I suppose that wa,
your valet l saw with you yesterday
Chony-My deah Miss Peppwey, don't
say valet" That word, you know
Is not used now as Miss PeppreJ
We'll. then. your keeper
Miss Howjames TAT the OPERA
Hasn't she a marvellous technique
Mr.. Cahokia-Yes, but she doesn't-el
seem TO know how to manage 4
gracefully. She gives it a sort OF kicl
when she turns around.-Chicago Trib
une.
MY graciousl What crushr
gasped the shopper; I'm nearl,
dead" Permit me. madam" said tn
doorwalker. politely. ITO call your at
tention to our undertaking department
In the t."-Philadelphia Led
ger.
Mr.. B.-My dear Mrs. Croesus, ma
1 not put your name down for ticket
to Professor Pundit's course Of Lex
lures on Buddhismi Mrs. Cob. b
all meansl You know how passion
atsly fond l am OF howers."-Picl
MeUp.
Mrs. Jilson-Foreign newspaper
contain many Advertisements OF title
for sale By members OF noble families
Old Jilson-They should advertise fc
sealed proposals from American he.
esses; this Is leap year.-Detroit Ere
Press.
LAYING Down the Lav.-Lady lei
tsrtaining friends little girI)-Do 20
take sugar. darlingi The Darling
Yes. please Lady-Hov many Jumps
The Darlington. about seven. an
when I'm out to tea | start with cak
Punch.
Mr.. Milyuns-Nov. Tommy. 70
must 60 to school and work har
Why. look at mel l started uitho'
a cent and now I'm millionai-
Tommy-Yes. know; but you can
do IL any more. They all have Ca
registers now.-Ex-
Living at Swamphurst. ehl That
nm the river. isn't itf' Yes" "A
YOUR grounds near the waterf we
sometimes they're as much as S
inches from the surface. and on IA
-, 49,. ~ xxarer on them
au."-Philadelphis Ledger.
shrewd Wife.-MrS Greene
hone YOU trust your husband lmphci
lv7 Mrs. Brown-Oh. yes. indeed; b
wouldn't have him know 1t for q
world. II be were aware OF my pc
eect trust in him he might be tempt'
70 take advantage Of 1t, you know
Boston Transcript
Exercise for Both.-Does your wi
90 I'm for athletics7" "Um-yes' In
~ she went our yesterday to Ia
.-ercise: said she was going to wa
m I. long hill" And she didT N
sbs rot into the dry-goods district Al
on mn a long bill instead. You c.
ss.ilv see that l am the one who W
o~.rrised."-Kansas City Journal
A Count OF Boundless Nerve
Count Nottapenni-LAs' night 81
a leetle heent TO Miss Roxley Eat
xopld like she should marry VIE n
,srun,-And did she give you any
} ,,rrsrements Count Nattapenni-
40 not know. She simply say 10 q
: svhat kinda zs nerve food do ,
: user'-Philadelphia Press