The evening world., 1904-09-12
Mr.. and Mrs. Bullock Who A.
tended, Butt In On Mr.. and
Mrs. King, Who Didn't, and
What Followed Was a-Pisntyt
FOR BULL0cKS, IN
SURGEONS FOR KINGS.
land|ady Maher Graphically o.
scrlbes What Resulted When
Model Man Fell on TIE
Water Wagon.

the fat-house at No. ~ East Thirty
third street. declared with fervor to an
Evening World reporter to-day that sho
hoped that no more OF her tenants
would be called upon to attend christ
enings In the immediate future. NJ
Mr.. and Mrs. Edward Bullock. vho
occupied an apartment on the third floor
OF her house, went to one saturday
night Mr.. and Mrs. Robert King. Who
live In the apartment above. did not.
out remained cozily at home until ne
return OF the Bullocks. The Buiiochs
are now occupying cells In the UAst
Thlrty-hfth street station. ~anxiously
awaiting the arrival OF a bondsrnan,
me Kings are occupying improvfssd
hospital cots In their fat.
Sure and 1t was a grand mix-vmI~
aid Mrs. Maher to-day. The house Il
shaAln yet from the trial Il had, and
one OF my boarders has The palsy eroen
the fright he got.
Fell on the Water Wagon.
Now want you to understand thst
hr bullock had been a model man. ne
had been on the water wagon for cvo
years And he rode II hne, tin chsis-
tenns. Then he went over the bunsus.
an with all due respects to Mrs. Hnl-
lock | think she took the bumps NTH
him, an also their boarder. a fine. ~
man named John Jordan. When they
came home they put my house over ~.
bumps, too. an It's rockin' yet.
Twas this way. The whole hooss
was n sleepln' like a baby. guGss 1
Il was 5 o'clock In the morning VIXEN
they came In. takin' the front door Wieh
them. Mr.. Bullock Is a big mar that
needs a wide doorway when Hes
walkin' careless. Mrs. Bullock \ 4
big. and Mr.. Jordan. their boarder. =
bigger. But they'll never come back
here. never a one OF them. 5urs kn1
Mrs. King lost all the hair In her hso6.
and she a little woman no blggsrn
peanut. Poor King. he'll NOT 30 ~ :
ladder to paint them hnc signs ~
many a day. He's all threshed out -, 2
there amt a white patch Of axis ~
h'm m
All Mistake, bot
''You see the Bullocks had thrun
lights Of stairs to CLIMB an they nnD
In one more. Twas a. mistake a.
said. and a mistake II might have
been. but the way they corrected q
was to beat tn Kings 10 a Jelly. ana
sure that Amt nice.
When Bullock put his key In IL
door, Seln' the wrong door. Il didn't a.
Then he got mad and he an Mrs. Bul-
- - a. I1-l.n Ia.aal A~.IA.E L"
door. They weren't a bit quiet about
II, and Mr. and Mrs. King s)t W h
their pajamas. thinkin' there ~ hnr~
glars comm In. Naturally when Mr..
Bullock came In with the door Mr.. King
hit him In the face with his nst. SUR.
4 nd who wouldn't hit a man In ths faeo
who Gem In your house takin' . -
wall with him!
Bullock says he didn't recognise ~, (.
King. lie thought he was q buru1nr
and he and his friend. Mr.. Jordan. veo1
at him. Mrs. Bullock didn't NOTES 10 :
Mrs. King was Mrs. King In the Gar1S
and she got the poor little woman "
the hair and began taking Il out =
.handfuls. a. the same time getting u 3
poke or two that was not iaAyrks.
Noise and Language, Tes.
There was noise with Il all. you ~
think. and language, sure. thera ~ n
fne language from the men. and uh4e
the ladies said 20 each other In their
.xcitement WAS moi, sente. With ~
ioor breaking In And the fprnituro
sure. VI thought the Black Hand 90
was numbering the whole lot e
without even sending Us . postal
ard to tell US Why.
,ers. and such like was coning from
he street was full OF pljanas and
llsh tshirts-and men and women In
hem. Had | known 1t mas the Bullock4
In on the Kings afVr q grand
/ nevee would have cahed
n the police. I'd have gone up myself
md pulled Mr.. Bullock on Mr.. King
md Mrs. Bullock on Mrs. King, and
alins In the police.
"But from the noise I though sherp
vas ten burglars, so I sent the janitor
Jimmy out to call a cop He got enc
rave little man. who gave him his :
lub to beat on the sidewalk. AID thea
upstairs with only one little sun
A his hand against he dldnt know aow
nany robbers. Before ne was up ne
light the tenants told him there wsro
orty,
COP Hit with q sofn.
when he got up another night M
rent down again with a sofa and wasa
owl that came flying out OF the KIM
at with other things. But he got,
nth the china in his hair and the tut
around his neck tn time 70 save
air Then eight policemen more cafno
and the Bullocks realized they wero
! the wrong fiat. The leapt over tho
cllcemen and got into heir Owl, bar
the door.
" Tell them 20 come out I said 10
he policemen. and the policemen toll
| won't say what Mr.. Bullccs
,id through the door. but II t.aok tn
ght cops 20 get II down with MIR. and
Irs. Bullock on the 'rside. guess IA
the cops FIVE minutes to ga
the dcor, and then Trey took
ne NJ the vail with them.
'NvGen Mr.. Bullock came out an Of
~ policemen took a whack az him for
hat he said to them through tho door.
hen they took him apd AIRS. pullqck-
% with ,ome OF poor lt'ie Ms. a.
fne black hair stfl IN her m =
Mr.. Jordan. he boarder. to
~ police station.
~ pdisdy Takes No More Chances.
There were six charges against tho
l,.ocks and they would have gone Mp
- lie u hJln't aid a good word
r them TO tho Judge. Then Mr..
though she had enough asainst
ap. wouldn't make any terrible c6ni@ ~
50 they wcr, bound over % keen