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The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1904-11-26
Greatest Hairpin Factory.

The greatest Of the worlds manu-
factories of hairpins is at Painswiek,
a village in the Stroud valley, at the
foot CT the CotsWolds There are nc
fewer than. 800 persons employed in
turning out these trifles of the bou-
doir, and hundreds of automatic ma
chimes are in constant operation trans
forming miles of wire into tons of fin
ished plns.-London Engineer.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1904-11-26
Married Men Live Longer,

Mortality among bachelors from the
age of 80 to As is 27 per cent, while
among married men of the same age it
is Is per cent. For Al bachelors who at
tain the age of 40 years there are Is
married men who attain the same age
The difference is still more striking in
persons Of advanced age. At so years
of age there remain but % bachelors for
4S married men. At 70, IL bachelors for
27 married men; ard at 80 three bach
e1ors for nine married men.-N. Y.
World.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1904-11-26
War Slaughter of a Century.

The death-roll, due to wars during the
last century Prof G. Richet, of the
Faculty Of Medicine in Paris, sums up in
a grand total of 100000. He di-
vides this as follows: Napo1eonic wars,
100000; Crimean wars. 100000; Ital-
ian wars, 100000; American civil war.
100000; Franco-German war, 100000;
Russo-Turkish war, 100000: civil wars
in South America, 100000; various
colonial expeditions in India, Mexico,
Tonquin, South Africa, ETC., 100000.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1904-11-26
What a Hen Can LEAR,

When boy had fat, lively hen SC
educated that at my bidding she would
lie on her back and slide head first down
an inclined plane two or three feet in
length without the slightest effort tc
turn upright or stop herself, and at the
bottom she would remain just as she
landed until touched her or spoke
to her-unless interfered with by some
other person or animal. Incredible as
this may seem, it is a trick easily taught
any gentle, affectionate hen.-L. r.
Maephew, in Forest and Stream.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1904-11-26
Jap Study of war4ara

The japanese began the study of mod
ern warfare 10 years ago. Ten samurai.
detailed for the purpose by the govern
ment, got instruction from the officers
OF a British regiment then stationed at
Yokohama, and proceeded to work out
tactical problems with little pieces Of
painted wood upon mat spread out
on the foor.-N. Y. Tribune.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1904-11-26
Why John Z. Doesn't Train.

John L. Sullivan, in one of the vaude
vile houses, was telling the story Of his
career. Some one in the audience asked
him why he did not train down and take
some of the flesh off his stomach. He
replied; Boys, if could have as much
fun taking off the flesh as | had in put
ting it on would gladly do it any day in
the week..-N Y Times.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1904-11-26
Alpine Accidents

: AT previous records in the matter
of alpine accidents were broken This
year. Nearly 900 accidents occurred.
Whne last year the number reached
only 148. In fact, the accidents have
increased eightfold within. the last
seven years.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1904-11-26
Aid IN Marnnru

a Vienna society has been formed
to aid persons with short memories.
A card is issued. upon which the pur-
chaser writes the date of an engage
ment and posts to the society's office.
By the first post on the day of his
engagement the card is received by
the purchaser.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1904-11-26
Firecraekers on Piaanns

An English farmer has been fined for
tying nreeraekers to pigeons. He ex-
planned to the court that letting off
pigeons with live CRACKERS attached to
their. legs was common way of train
ing them for shooting purpsses.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1904-11-26
Sven the Undertaker sorry.

sand SO he's dead? And he was a
very popular man, wasn't he2''
Eyes, indeed; why. even the under
taker was sorry to see him co.
Philadelphia Press.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1904-11-26
The Return Invitation.

Please, Mrs. subbubs, mamma says
she'll be glad If you'll come to tea on
Monday
with pleasure, Bessie. Tell YOU
mother it's really too kind
"Oh, no! Mamma says she'll be g1ae
when it's over."-Ch Chicago Journal.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1904-11-26
As He Expressed II

DO you take an interest in society ?'s
No. answered Mr.. Cumrox, Il make
the investments, but mother and the
girls take all the interest. Washing
ton Star.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1904-11-26
The Sexes IN Australia.

me disproportion of the sexes is
a-iu very great in some parts Of Aus
tralia. In West Australia, for exam
pie, there are only $4,000 women in a
population of 10000.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1904-11-26
Dowu-Feathers.

The happfest day Of a youths life is
The day he first notices that he vets
his mustaehe when drinking out of a
saucer.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1904-11-26
Politicians.

Some men have to undergo a terri
BILE jolt before they realize the differ
ence between partisanship and patri-
otism.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1904-11-26
Cost of Lighthouses

The United States lighthouse service
costs $780, 200 a year.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1904-11-26
DIVIDENDS OF
"LAURA LEIGH

eS4SSs 4 % ~ i y
Z How They We're Saved by Professionalism I
Z k&RRkR-kkkRR&k Sk4 Xxx XXX 11ssl9s-e'
4 BY ROBERT C. McELRoY.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1904-11-26

to maintain her courage by glancing
ahead toward Mt Abram, the last peak
to release the lingering rays of the
sun in the evening. She blessed it
for its kindly bril1ianey as it stood
8 guardian sentinel over the mining
camp of Ouray, and was glad it seemed
so deceptively close.
Two of the most dangerous places
on the trail, the hanging rock and
the switehback, were passed safely
and without Interruption. There was
only one more place to be particularly
dreaded, the watering trough, now half
a mile ahead She tried to forget the
frightful disasters that had occurred
at this spot, which had proved the set
ting for several tragedies every year.
She endeavored to shut from her
mind the thought that the canon was
deeper there than anywhere else along
the road, and that the rocks iutted out
as though attempting to push travellers
| over the edge. Yet try as she would,
in that brief haIf-mile every incident
she had heard about the place came
back to her with startling elearness.
The day had almost faded as Prince
skunk into the narrow passagewav
leading around to the waterins-trough.
They passed safely along fer consid-
cradle distance, and her heart save a
hosnd OF joy as the trough came into
view. Surely the worst was past and
her fears were groundless.
As they reached the trough. however,
her worst fears were confirmed. IN
arm shot ont to the bride rein, and
three figures sprang from the shadows.
Prince snorted wildly. and it was brute
strength that kept him from plunging
frantically over the edge.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-01-15
RUSH AT UNIVERSITY.
Freshmen and Juniors Clash and Create
An lnoipient Riot at Noon.

The freshmen and the juniors came
together at noon at the University Of
Utah today and when the smoke OF
battle cleared some 20 minutes later,
II was found that the big glass door
leading into the drawing room Of the
Physical building, was smashed. a dozen
desks we're overturned and damaged
and there were several moss-agate eyes
and CORY noses among the combatants.
The incipient riot was called a rush"
and was precipitated by the Juniors
posting a notice on the door Of the room
excluding the freshmen. As soon as
the word was passed round, the fresh
men went TO the room in a body and
hung around unmolested for some time.
They eventually retired with the excep-
ton OF one named Barnes. Barnes
was promptly seized and about to be
elected by Wade, when the battle cry
was raised, and the next minute there
were weird doin's. About thirty stu
dents on each side participated In the
fray.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-01-15
4 BORDER TOWN BATTLE
One Takes Place ut New Town OF
Kclliher, Minnesota

BLACK Duck. MINI Jan. l5.-EXcite-
m4nt prevailed at Kelllher, a new Dor,
der town. 20 miles north Of here aI'
last night, and today 1t continues over
IA shooting AFFAIR that started N Il
gambling house.
The house was surrounded an hlght
by a score OF armed men VINO were
irving TO &c, a man OF the name OF
plummer and a woman companion VINO
had elected the proprietor from me
mace at the point OF their reviewers
and then began TO shoot the place up
I'm true border fashion. When the IN
mates were driven out, the town couh-
eli assembled and called for volunteers
Each man was furnished with a llle
and a duart bottle Of whisky, the lat-
Ter IA a stimulant against the colo
The house was rlddled with bullets
The couple IN the house wrecked the
house with axes and fired at every one
who came within range, The battle
continued until midnight when a truce
VAS arranged until morning. the
town marshal was wounded slightly
The besieged then took turns Mt watch
lng and sleeping and occasionally a
shot was fred. In the meantime the
sheriff from Beveridge was summoned
and he is expected to arrive tonight
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-01-15
RIGHT HAND WAS
BADLY CRUSHED.
For Alleged Injuries at Saltair
Beach Elizabeth Miles Wants
The Sum Of $4,000.
WAS HURT WHILE IN BATHING.
SAYS That While Holding to the Cable
Her Hand Was Caught Ia One
OF the Pulleys,

Elizabeth Miles has filed suit In the
district court against the salt Lake &
Los Angeles Railway company TO re-
V damages in the sun of 5000 for
injuries received BY her at Saltair
beach on Aug. 81, 1903. 1t Is alleged
that plaintiff was In bathing Mt the
beach and, while holding to the wire
cable by which the RATS were operated
to and from the deep water, her right
hand was severely crushed By being
caught in one Of the pulleys through
when the cable passed. 7he bones OF
her ingers and hand we're broken and
The INJURIES TO the anne are such that
she believes her hand has been perma-
ncntly injured. II is claimed that the
defendant was negligent In placing the
pulleys in such a position that they
could not be noticed by bathers ana
thus prevent accidents Of such a nature.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-01-15
]. NJ. GLOVER REARRESTED.
Military at Cripple Creek Again
Put Him In Jail.

Cripple Creek, colo, Jan. l6.--John NJ.
Glover, former congressman from Mis-
souri,, was again arrested by a military
squad today ana was placed in the
county jail. Mr.. Glover. who fought
the military three weeks ago and was
shot In the arm, today offered no re-
sistance, but protested against being
jalled No charge was preferred
against him. Commander Yerdeck.
berg ordered Mr.. Gloyer's arrest after
receiving the following letter from him
which is declared to be in violation OF
the terms Of his release:
Cripple Creek, Jan. H.
"Col. Verdeckberg, Camp Goldfeld.
"sir-My wounds having healed sufli-
GENTLY, ! desire to be rid Of the parole
signed by me on Dec. 2g. | know or
no other way TO effect this except 10
return to Cripple Greek as | have done,
and notify you, as | now do, that ]
will no longer be bound by Il. ] can
be found at my office at any time be-
tween now and $3.50 tomorrow. II is
perhaps only fair to add that ! intend
to push you and your accessories above
and below, before and behind the scenes
TO the full limit Of the civil and Grim
lnal laws, state and federal
JOHN NJ. GLOVER"
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-01-15
THOMAS TO SEE PRESIDENT
Postmaster Left Today For Washington
To Seek an Interview.

Postmaster A. l.. Thomas left today
for Washington, where II ls reported he
Will have such an interview with the
president as win clear up the local sit
uation as far as the postofic admin
istration is concerned, A cashier Is
very much needed in the office, there
having been none since NJ. II. D%augher-
~ was released, and the duties have
been performed by the postmaster n
his assistant. Colonel Page was recon-
mended. but the recommendation was
not acted upon. Then there are I'M
provements In the line OF administra-
ton which need 10 be brought up in
Washington. Postmaster Thomas IL
likely to be away several weeks.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-01-15
CTlpple STteh, Jun. ~
col. Eerdeckberg, Camp Goldfeld.
A FATAL MISTAKE.
Bingham Man Drank Deadly Poison
And Soon Passed Away.
Especial to the "News.")

Especial 10 the 'News,)
Bingham, Utah, Jan 81 i. Ions,
a carpenter at the Yampa mine, died
here this morning as a result Of drink.
ing a quantity Of cyanide potassium,
contained IN a cup from which he took
a drink Of water. About 10 o'clock MI
Long went down to the mill to quench
his thirst and evidently picked up a
cup that had been used In the assay Of
fee and which contained the deadly
poison referred to, The draught I'm
mediately rendered him unconscious
and before Or. smedley, who was sum.
moned, could do anything for him he
passed away. Very little Is known Of
the deceased or his family connections,
save for the fact that he was n SIN
gle man and about IS years OF age
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-01-15

scsanal OF warshlps Of belligerent pow.
DIS. so IN advance OF a declaration OF
war there IL nothing 10 prevent a ma.
val battle within sight Of the canal
entrance In the Red sea.
RUssIA's BLACK SEA FLEET.
. London. Jan. l6-The report pub
lished I'm the United States by a news
agency to the effect that the British
government had notified Japan that
any attempt Of the Russian Black sea
10 Pass through the Dardanelles
would be- checked by decisive action IS
untrue. The facts remain as ca6led TO
the Associated Press Jan. IL. Foreign
Secy. Lansdowne today expressed MS
disbelief that Russia hal any intention
OF trying 90 send a feet through inc
Dardauelles, adding that II Nouln W.
an obvious breach OF treaty IN when
Great Britain could not possibly acqul-
fvCa.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-01-15
MURDER IN FIRST DEGREE.
shockley is to be Taken Before Judge
Morse Sometime Tomorrow.

Unless something unforeseen happens
to prevent It, Jack" shockley VIII be
arraigned before Judge Morse In the
criminal division of the district court
tomorrow morning at 10 o'clock on two
charges OF murder In the first degree.
Two ipformations, one charging him
with the murder Of Amasa l.. Gleason,
and the other with the murder OF
Thos. b. Brighton. will be filed against
Shockley by District Attorney Eichnor
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-01-15
BUSINESS NOTES..

Today's local bank clearings amount
ed TO si6S. 4S0.l9 as against S2s,bOi'2i
for the same day last year.
"Bradstreets" viii tomorrow have the
following to say regarding local busl-
ness conditions: Wholesalers report
slight increase Of business. Wedding
of stock and special sales as customary
this period are main features In retail
circles. Money reported easier but col
lections slow.
The Salt Lake Clearing House asso-
citation held It's deferred annual meet
ing this morning. In the directors room
OF the Utah Commercial Il savings
bank. where these officers were ohos-
en-: President, NJ. II. Walker, vice
president, r.. w. wilson secretary, j.
Il. Game: executive committee. NJ. II,
Walker, w. s. Mccormick, l., 5. HIS,
j. e. Game. G. s. Burton. The execu'
tive committee will meet tomorrow al
,ernoon, TO elect a manager for the
coming year. The bank whose turn II
IL to furnish the manager, is the Utah
National bank.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-01-15
AFTERNOON ON CHANGE.
Grand Central and Sacramento Among
The Stocks Transferred.

Five stocks participated In the trad
ing on change this afternoon. The
sales we're
Grand Central, 300 at $50,
Sacramento, 400 at 20h; 800 at 2Oh'
star Con, 100 at %,
New York, 600 at 10.
Yankee Con, 200 at 40,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-01-15
No Verdict in sun & Moon Case.

Georgetown, Colo, Jan. l5.-The jury
In the case Of 10 labor union men
charged with conspiring and causing
the destruction Of the sun n Moon
mine transformer house at Idaho
Springs ON July 2S last, had not agreed
upon a verdict when the district cour.
convened today. The case was given
10 the Jury at AGO yesterday afternoon
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-01-15
LATE LOCALS.

The New York business trip taken by
Mr.. S. II. Auerbach, the well known
dry goods merchant Of this city, will
cover a period OF about three months.
He took his departure on Wednesday
afternoon and will 60 direct to Gotham,
where the greater part of the winter
will be spent.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-01-15
Suit for Divorce.

Grace /. Little today filed suit for
divorce in the district court against
Oron c. Little on the grounds OF TALL
ure TO support. They were married IN
this city on Nov, T. 1902. Plaintiff also
asks that her maiden name, Grace H.
Richardson. be restored TO her
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-01-15
Always .Rsnmbw ths EI1 Nvns
leaIstXs bromo Cuinine &RA ss.y
Gro sccA b cus Day, cdp n . bcu ~

before 10 O'Clock tomorrow morning 30
that the a%rraisnment may take place al
that time unless ether matters come up
In the meantime 70 prevent IL.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-01-15
Bryan VIII Edit a New Daily.

Indianapolis, Ind, Jan. ia special
To the News from Evansville, says:
Before leaving here w, j. Bryan con-
ndcd 10 several local Democratic lead.
ers that he will become editor OF a
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-01-15
Named Administrator.

Judge Hall this morning appointed
A. NJ. Palmer administrator OF. the es-
tate Of NJ. l.. Palmer deceased, unde
bonds In the sum Of $500. The estate
Is valued at about $3.50.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-01-15
A CURE FOR
PILES,

itching. Blind. Bleeding or P~ro!ruo,ns
Piles. Druggists will refund money Y AZ
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-01-15

new daily paper at 81. Louis this year.
II is said william X. Hearst Will be
associated with Mr.. Bryan In the new
venture.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-01-15

RoMNEY.-In this city, Jan. IL, lg4. Jane
Romney. OF puenmonla, aged 70 years.
native OF the Isle OF Man.
the funeral services will be held sun
day, the nth inst. at 2 y. m. from the
residence OF her daughter. Mrs. +, =,
Drown, s16 Fifth street. Friends invited
10 attend, and can view the remains on
day OF funeral from lao to I? p m. IN
terment In city cemetery.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-01-15
--.-4I4-l.4-.-A---l-4-ta-i-t4A444
BOSTON STOCK MARKET.
Closing quotations today as re-
ported by Hudson & Sons Co.,
brokers. were.
i,IEi.

HELLsTRoM AT 80 Cane street. this
city, Jan, ". 1894, Of pneumonia, 'erna'
daughter Of John A. and Mary Hell;
strom, aged four years, six months ana
Funeral services will be held Sunday,
at ? D, m, from the family residence
Friends are Invited TO attend
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-01-15
COTTON
WAISTINGS.

Heavy white mercerized
walstlngs, 60c grade, 1Sr
now ,,t,,',sst,''',s'''''
Rich dark mercerlzed waist
ings, plalds and figures Ibe
grade, to C lose out lSc
All the heavy white waist
ings that sold from S0r
6bc TO sl.00, nowu,.,,",,""S
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-01-15
Rouse tine Liver

Cure Sick Headache, Bill.
iousness, Sour Stomach,
and Constipation. Sold
everywhere, csc. per box.
Prepared by c I Hood S Co., Lowell, Mass.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-01-15
PROBATE AND GUARDIANSHIP
NOTICES.
Consult County Clerk or the respective
signers for further information.

HFhHNT"
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.-ESTATE
Of Martin S%orensen, deceased. Credi-
tors will present claims with vouchers
TO the undersigned at 5li Templeton
Building, Salt Lake city, Utah. on or
before the 10Th day of May, A. D, 1904.
A. b. IRVINE,
Administrator OF the estate or Martin
Sorensen. Deceased.
Date Of first publication. Jan. 10, A.
ID. 1904,
Ashby Snow, attorney.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-01-15
THERE Will BE A GRAND RUSH AT THE FINISH FOR O0MESTCS AT THESE PRICES!
NAPKINS.

2i-inch bleached Damask
napkins sI.s, SIS grade 90C
per dozen w"
20-lnch full hleached Irish
linen napkins, $500 81 Al
grade, per dozen V''''
22-inoh blesched Irish DAM
lsk napkins, 5 patterns, S2,S5
grade, per ri OK
dozen WV
2i.inch high grade Damask
napkins. 1918 grade, 81 III
per dozen .".".u"".~ N''o
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-01-15

Are prepared from Ma.
lures mild laxatives, and
while gentle are reliable
and efficient. They
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-07-10

Miss Passage is such an enthusiastic
dancer. and she Is Just as enthusiastic at
cards and golf.
Yes, she is getting to be an age when
she must be-"
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-07-10
Naturally.

And how did YOU acquire such a good
education?' asks the tourist of the cult
waited Indian.
Il was Ill in the hospital for two years,
and while under treatment I read every
book in the library" explains the sapient
savage.
All! see. Wher you became a well
red man you were welI-read man.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-07-10
Satisfactorily Settled.

She was q little fr~owsy-headed urchin
whose three garments failed to perform
their functions at various points along
her spine. Nobody saw her steal into the
police station. but when tho Sergeant
heard a shy cough he looked over his
desk and saw tho mass OF tangled hair.
What do you want, little giriT' he
asked.
IVAN . COP" she said. between the
fingers that occupied most OF her mouth.
'what forr'
Peppers fghtin' mcmmer."
You go out and ind a policeman and
he'n knock popers lead or" the Sergeant
assured her.
I A few minutes later she was back.
Peppers give mommer his weeks pay"
she said. and mommers gone down to
the corner fer a can o. mixed ale. It's
all rght"-New York Sum-.
Wooden WeddinEH
"A wooden wedding is celebrated on the
nth anniversary. isn't it?'
well. some girls marry Enh block
a that they might properly begin Gel
ebrating right away
The Exception.
Helen: DO you believe It IL true that
all the world loves a lover"
Tom: NO; not since I a an inter
view with your ~papa"-San Antonio Elk
press.
Natural Deduction.
Helen: Why do you think Miss Budd
isn't Intellectual when you haven't even
| met hef?'
Jack: Appearances are against her.
She's too pretty."-San Antonio Express.
Light on the Subject.
Pfker: why did they call the medieval
period the dark ages?"
Professor: Because It was knight
time."-Cornell Widow.
Well! Welt
kissing IL dangerous"
well. IL 1 kissed you what would you
do?'
Il always meet . danger face to faesI:'
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-07-10

Her Father: II regret 70 say. young
man. that circumstances over which I
have no control compel me to decline your
offer for my daughters hand"
The Young Man: what circumstance.
are those?"
Her Father: Yours"