Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-06-18

on. we've found pas false teeth and
were trying 10 fit them Ia the baby.
eos he hasn't got any Punch.
His Little Son-Pa, what is gco-
oSlst: MIR Turseproud geologist.
my son. is person who is interested
In the wrong Kind OF rocks.-Puck.
Madge Physical culture is Just
splendid. I'm taking beauty cxer-
ciscs. Marjoric-You haven't been
taking them long, have you?-Jmdgc.
She-l am very sorry. hut circum-
stances over which have no control
make me refuse to Ice your wife. He
What are they? Shc-Yours tx
change.
why does Amelia hate CholIy so?"
| Why, when she told him she could
never learn to love him. he insisted
that one was never too old to learn"
Puck
The Teachcr-Can any of you tell
me for what purposes the Panama
canal is 10 be used: Little George
Graftou-S Sure Campaign PURPOSES
! Exchange
Mamma, teacher whipped boy TO-
day for Whispering In school" We'll.
that was right" but, mamma, he
hollcred ten times as loud as he whis-
percd. Exchange
FricHd-If yGar washerwoman
charges hy the piece, It must bc rather
expensive Young IIousckecper-
no She loses 50 many things that her
bills are never high. New York
Weekly.
lIenpeck--A letter came for me this
morning. and | opened It, jenkins
Wcllf IIcnpeck Well. say | opened
it myself 1t happened that my wife
hadn't come downstairs yet.-Phiadel-
phIa Ledger.
llanngan Shuro, these scales Is no
good at ali for me. They only weigh
the belt o 200 pounds, an Oi'm near TO
10. Flanagan Well. man alive.
can't We get on them twice?-Phia-
delphia Press.
Rter-I'm q shorthand reporter
now Scrbbes-t didn't know you I'M
derStood stenography Ritcr--l don't.
but the city editor Is only employing
me At present because he was short.
handed Philadelphia Ledger
Magistrntc--Will YOU take this man
to be your lawful husband. love honor
land obey him: Miranda Look hyar,
1cdgc, III gree To wash an iron fer
dis niger, but clint gwinc ter low
him ter boss me- Butte Inter Monn-
tain.
My dear" suid Ardupp, II have
made little preparation for your fu-
jnrr. Had my life insured for $1,000
today. "Oh, how thoughtful of you
John! exclaimed Mrs. 4. And can
get the money right away F'--Chicago
News.
"ConsidcT the porous plaster. my
son" remarked the philosopher, and
don't get discouraged Everybody
turns his back on it, yet IT hangs on
and eventually achieves success hy
close application Chicago Daily
News
II want 10 ask one more question"
said little Frank ms be was beng nut
to bed Wen" aequcsce,. ,hc tired
woman, when the holes come in
stockings, what becomes Of the piece
of stocking that was there before the
hol" came
Willie" said bis mother, Il wish
you would run across the street and
see how old Airs. Brown is this morn.
ing \ few minutes later Willie re-
turned ana reported. Mrs. Brown SAYS
It's none Of your business how old she
l~."- Detroit News.
/ Visitor What racket The steam
makes clanking through the pipes,
Fiat DwcIIcr tshiveringlyi- 1t
reminds mo Of one of Shakespeare
plays. Fisitor-W hlch-"Thc Ten
|pcStt" Flat Dwcller-No. much ADO
about Nothing. Town and Country.
one OF the Requisites dunno
but what Josh nd make one o. these
here literary folks, said Farmer Corn
tossel. What makes you think SOP
asked his wife. Every time he gets
his photograph took he looks so Kind
80 faraway an foolish. "-W Washington
Star
1911 oh, yes. he's great on etiquette
Jill--ls that right: sure. Why. he
was telling me only yesterday that if a
man il smoking while walking down
the street with a lady. the cigar should
always be in the side Of the mouth
furthest removed from the lady,
Yonkers Statesman.
4 charitable young lady. visiting
sick woman, inquired, with view TO
further relief as to her family. She
asked: rs your husband Kind 10 you:"
oh. yes, miss, was the Instant re-
spouse. hes kind-vcry kind In
deed. you might say Ac's more like
friend than husband, - Brooklyn
Life.