The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1904-07-21
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10 zee bas many nulfaross be kia' had 10
aixk Shut.
"A Chicago girl wrote the beauty de-
partmess o'a local paper aad aiktd, What
q, sooA for biz feet Promptly The reply
sppehrel, Big sbots
I'd Why did rou refuse TIM Ethel
- he h. pas, Eau Bot he can blot
u out. E,ht5- Prhsps, tu. be cant use
me for blttcr.
Eiiih-- when | sscs pied Jack he said
he WAS IN The ttysnth heaven Of hspplness.
Ethel Qaite liaeii he's been engaged TO
tir other girls ttl,aAsth.
TIE woild 10 fgli Of people who would
break their toefs sry Tins rather than
val, for the ptIl car.
-Clsrt-I suppose ! shall have to give
Mr.. fiddlsbsek the n.I! dsuee. Maud
Why don't you 81. II out with blm' Well,
I've tried thai.
Professor, taid Mrs.. Not4.y TO the
cranky old professor Of archaeology, what
do you consider the most euriou, thing you
ever saw woman unquesi ousbly,n be
replied.
Miss Vel Iee What q ibane II 10 how
the men deceive Us poor women Miss
B!uehose-They would pever get woman
10 marry them unless they did, my dear
she-Noue Of your "loye 10 cottage"
for the. | want brosnstone house 10 q
fashionable neighborhood. lie And !
suppose you want II In your own name
too.
woter-After al, truth Is stranger
than ictIor, you know. Sevllt-lt may
be stranger, bat II Isn't as successful. You
never heard CT truth going into ''its TWEEN
,.th edition Ia siI months
Nothing Cheap About II Did you
feel cheap whsn you found out that the
Count your daughter wanted to marry
was an impo,tor' Cheap ! should say
not Il was half million ctesr profit 10
me.
--Nebber sX mao to lend you ~ cents,
said Uncle E1sn. Az i'm for q l,s' to
make 'lm think dat you Regards i'm ~
capitalist, an mebbe he'll be sihamed to
back down.
What ooneluii)n did your literary and
debating society reach last night Or, an.
swefed Miss Cayenne, the conclusion was
a. usual--chieken fslad, Ice cream and
Coed nighf.' Had perfectly lovely
time.
An old lady, having been told OF the
theory Of the moon being Inhabited, re-
marked, with emphasis: Nonsense What
becomes OF the people when there Ia moth
irg but a little streak oft left
-Ol Higher Things: Bache--Your wife
scenes to be woman Of rare intelligence.
! sn sure her mind |, on something higher
than Ace dresses. Bennett 10. She 10
q present planning how to get me to buy
s5l fall hat.
Madam, you've already overdrawn your
account. what's thsts You haven't any
more money In the bank. The idea A
iihc bsuk, | think, to be out OF money be-
ctuse OF Tho little I've drawn, Well, III
e somewhere else.
Women have no originality, DO iLven-
Tive genius. Nonsense; I've seen my s;eno-
spher make = memorandum with q hat.
ia en- cake of sosp shen she bad no
paper handy.
Hello, Bill, cid man Well, we'll! II
haven't seen you tlnce the old days, when
We used TO run around together No, Jack.
All, those old days' What fool used TO
be then. | tell you, I'm glad to see you.
You haven't changed bit, old man.
Il shouli think you would be ambitious
for political dis motion. No, answered Mr..
Camror, don't care for Il. Ny daughter
has studied painting aud Ter pictures OF me
are funny enough without calling 10 the
Aid Of any professional cartsonist.
u los, nv foot 10 the war, taid tie
tramp, aud I'm trying TO raise enough
money to &c. out to California. What do
you want to 20 TO California for asked the
woman a. the door. Oh, I've heard that
there are things which grow foot In day
out there.
--Irs. Ma rev suit cime home this
morning, and she's afraid to show the bin
TO her husband. Why, 10 |. 90 large No.
It's $40 smaller than usual, ard she thinks
he'll cut her allowance IL abe doesn't keep
up to the usual high dsure.
--Jsdge-fou le. the burglar 20 to Ar
rest al tutomohiilsi' Polieemsr-Yes.
The Sutom0biilsl pays doe and tdds TO
the resources Of The siAtf. TIE turelAr
goes to piIson. AID The sac bias 70 pay for
bis keep.