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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-11-22
THANKFUL PEOPLE

There are thousands Of people
throughout the country thankful for
the Introduction Of Hostetter's Stomach
BitterS, and still more thankful because
they were persuaded to thy in. As "a
result they now enjoy perfect health.
Those not SO fortunate should start to-
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ton. Dyspepsia Constipation. Bilious
ness. General DEBILITY Caius. Colds
and Malaria, Fever and Ague. Give it
q trial
HOSTETTER'S
STOMACH BITTERS.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-11-22
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Reproving the Apostate.

In the early days of the British Royal Academy reverence for the "old masters" of painting amounted almost to worship. When at a dinner Sir Martin Since, one of the early presi' dents, openly expressed doubts of their infinite superiority, says M. A. F., his hearers were mortified.
 Sir Martin leaned across the dinner table and rapped upon it to empha- size his points.
 "Now there's Raphael!" he thun. dered. "What did Raphael do that We can't do better nowadays? Old mas ter? Why, gentlemen, I'd be sorry to think we had not dozen men in the k. A. now who can draw better than Raphael"
 The bold declaration was too much for old Woodburn, picture dealer, who sat opposite.
 "Sir Martin" he said, huskily, fairly pale with emotion, "I've often 'eard people say they didn't admire 'Omer. But this is the first time, sir, I've ever 'eard it said that it was 'Omer's fault"
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Has Rare Luck in Books.

A University of Pennsylvania pro lessor became sidetracked from a dis cussion of Hobbe's ethics the other day and started to tell the boys some thing about the coincidences that had come under his notice.
 "This morning." said he, lone of my friends who had been rummagine about some old university documents came across stack of old Philadelphia newspapers published during the 40's and sos. The papers themselves were very interesting but the most striking point was the date of the first paper l picked up. It was dated April 20, 1S42-just sixty-two years ago to the day.
 Tt reminded me somewhat of a friend of mine who was an enthusias. tic collector of old books. She has an immense library of rare volumes and finds pleasure in picking up rare prints in the course of her travels. Three years ago she purchased set of old Shawspearcan quartos while in Hol. land. The set lacked one volume and for this reason was sold at remarka. bly, low figure.
 "Last February, while my book-col. lecting friend was visiting in Ohio, she happened to run across an old bookshop. After glancing through the musty old volumes she found the very quarto, same binding and size, that had been missing from her Holland pur. chase. She looked at the fyleaf and was amazed to find on 1t the same sig. nature that was inscribed in the sister volumes of the collection. Of course she bought the book immediately."- Philadelphia Telegraph.
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Direct Evidence.

The lawyer shook his finger warn- ingly at the witness and said, "Now we want to hear just what you know, not what some one else knows, or what you think, or anything of that kind, but what you know. Do you underestimate?
 "Wal, I know" said the witness, with emphasis, as he lifted one Timber leg and laid it across the other. T know that Clay Grubb said that Bill Thomson told him that he heard John Thomas wife tell Sid Shuford's gal that her husband was there when the fight tux place, and that he said that they slung each other around in the bushes right considable."
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A Boat that Fits in a Trunk.

A boat large enough to carry six per sons may be carried in a valise or in q trunk. This is because the principle of the pneumatic tire has been applied with such success to boat building. These boats are of two kinds, either of rubber cloth inflated with air and di- vided into two compartments, or of a series of inflated tubes coiled length. wise. These are fitted with pneumatic seats, and the oarlocks are buckled on the sides. When defated they are re- duced to the smallest conceivable weight and compass, and the process occupies only few minutes.
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MOT OF A SUPREME JUSTICE.
His Clever Reply to a Hostess of VeGe- tarian Proc1ivities.

Speaking of toads, with incidental reference to other saltatory animal life, recalls a mot attributed to one of the justices of the Supreme Court which has been giving the Washington gos- sips a good deal of amusement of late. He was dining the other evening with the family of distinguished ex-Sen- ator who are noted for their extrava- gant advocacy of the vegetarian diet.
 Over the delicacies of the table, which included pretty nearly every form of edible plant life suited to the season, conversation turned upon the familiar theme, and the hostess, after trying in vain to convert her beef rear ed guest by arguments based on the chemical constituents of various food, pleaded:
 But surely, MT. Justice, you must admit that vegetarianism means strength and agility, when you remem- Der that the rabbit, which feeds wholly on vegetables, can make such great leaps through the air from hiding place to hiding place."
 "True, madam" answered the jurist gravely, but we must also remember that the minute creature for which nat uraists claim the ability to jump more times it own length than any other belongs in the class of pure carnivora." New York Evening Post.
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Public Schools in Russia.

Social Service gives some late sta- tistics regarding public schools in Rus sia. There are S4,544 public schools in the Empire, of which number 40,131 are under the Jurisdiction of the Min ister of Public Education, 42,5SS under the Jurisdiction of the Holy Synod, and the remainder under other depaIt. ments. Of the pupils, 73, 167 are adults, 8.291. .694 boys and 1,2O3,9O girls. The teachers number 172,O0O. The main tenance of these schools costs more than $25,OOOOOO. The average school tax for city schools is $9.50 and for village schools $5 per pupil.
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The Reason Why.

Drummond, Wis.,, Sept. 19 (Special) Whole families in Bayfield, County are singing the praises of Dodd's Kid ney Pills and the reason why is given in experiences such as that of Mir. T. T. Wold. we'll known citizen here.
 "I had such pains in my back that I did not know what to do," says Mr. Wold, "and as l came across an ad- vertisement of Dodd's Kidney Pills sent for box. That one box relieved me or all my pains. My wife also used them and found them just what she needed. 1 recommend Dodd's Kidney Pills as a sure cure for Backache and other Kidney Troubles.
 Backache is one of the earliest symptoms of Kidney Disease. Dodd's Kidney Pills cure it promptly and permanently and prevent it develop ing into Rheumatism, Dropsy, Dia- betes or Bright's Disease.
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HOw'S This?

for @ any o case e of r catarrh fs that cannot % be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure.
 F CHENEY & CO.,, Toledo, O.
 We, the undersigned, have known F J. Cheney for the last 15 years, and believe him perfectly honorable in all business transactions and financially able to carry out any obligations made by their firm.
 WEST & TRUAX, Wholesale Drug gists, Toledo, O. WALDING, KINNAN & MARVIN, Wholesale Druggists, To- ledo, O.
 Halls Catarrh Cure is taken inter- nally acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. Testimonials sent free. Price 75c. per bottle. Sold by all Druggists
 Halls Family Pills are the best.
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DRESS FOR PHOTOGRAPH.
Attire Has Much to Do with Success
 of Picture.

of Picture.
 "The sort of clothes worn by a per son when posing for photograph has a great deal to do with the success or failure of the photographer in secur- ing a good picture" J. J. Ferguson in- forms me, says the St. Louis Globe Democrat.
 Take waist of silk, with glisten- Ing or polished surface. Such a gar ment cannot be made to take well in photograph and will give a peculiar effect to 1t that nine out of ten wom- en will not like; yet, when the fact Is pointed out to them they may refuse to believe it. Another thing that does not lend itself well to photographic purposes when made up into garments Is goods of positive pattern, such as large plaids, wide stripes and so forth. Dresses of these goods may look well on the wearer and perhaps in a few cases not detract from the effect in a photograph, but as a general proposi- ton they ought to be tabooed by wom- en when having their pictures taken by any photographic process. Sharp contrasts in pronounced colors ought also to be strictly avoided and jet or other glistening or glittering jewelry should not be worn, for the light is reflected from them sometimes in such a way as to spoil almost completely the picture.
 "Stiff materials in dresses are also apt to act as contributing cause to an unsatisfactory photograph. Goods that will fall into soft and graceful folds is the best for dress to be pho- tographed in, for the artistic possibili- ties in its arrangement are well nigh limitless. Sharp, harsh lines at the neck and wrist are bad as well. Did you ever notice that when a woman wears some soft chiffon or something of that sort about her neck the pho- tograph is always more pleasing than when she wears stiff collar or stock.
 "All of these things I have men, toned help to give a photograph that quality which causes woman to say 1t isn't entirely satisfactory, even though the features may be excellent Skilled photographers know these things and try to have their custom CTS avoid them, but oftentimes persua- sion is useless and then comes the kick when proofs are shown that there is something about it I don't like.'"
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Slap at Turner's Art.

At dinner to Colonel George liar. vey in London, Theodore Watts Dun. ton said:
 "It isn't generally known that Tur. ner, the painter, and pr. Augustus Pritchard once lived together for a year in Cheyne Row. The painter and the physician had fine garden, and they took a good deal of pride in their flowers But the garden gate did not work well, and one day Turner, be- cause 1t wouldn't open, pettishly gave orders that 1t be nailed up. It was thought that this add fact would en. rage Augustus Pritchard, but, on be- ing told of 1t, all he said was: oh, well, I Son't care what Turner does to the gate. so long as he doesn't paint it."
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Edison Amends an Epigram.

Francis Bacon Crocker, professor or electrical engineering at Columbia University, recently wrote to Thomas A. Edison for photograph of the lat ter large enough to hang in the of- flee of the electrical department at the university, and also requesting MT. Edison to inscribe the picture with some motto that might be helpful to- the students. In few days large photograph of the inventor arrived, and at the bottom of 1t, in the large. strong, well-defned handwriting of Edison, was the following:
 "All things come to those who bus. tie while they wait."-Success.
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Sorry He Spoke.

Husband-I'd like to know what en- joyment you find in trotting aroand from store to store, looking at and pricing things you cannot putchase?
 Wife-I know 1t looks silly, yet there is sort Of melancholy pleasure in knowing could have bought them had I married T>n Co.dcash when had the chance. instead of throwing myself away on yaN
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Her Private Opinion.

"No. ma'am," said the hobo who wal figuring on handout, T ain't nc reg'lar tramp, I wuz sailor tree years ergo, but me ship got wreckt an 1 wuz washed ashore"
 "And it's safe bet retorted the unsympathetic female, "that you ain't been washed since."
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Refused to Listen.

Pardon me, sir" began the feminine victim of hard luck, who was forced to solicit aims, as she approached the crusty old bachelors desk, but l am a poor lone widow, and"
 "You may as well break 1t off right there," interrupted the heartless o. b. T can't use any leap-year proposals in my business"
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Identification Necessary.

"Is your mistress at home?" inquired Mrs. Borem, standing in the shadow of the doorway.
 T don't know, ma'am," replied the servant. "I can't tell whether she's home or not till git good look at ye. If ye have wart on the side O yer nose, maam, she ain't."-Philadelphia Press.
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Willing to Advance.

MT. Roxley-Ridiculous, sir! Before you think of marrying my daughter you should be making at least $5,OOO a year.
 MT. Nervey-Well, if you can make a position for me in your office at that salary I'll take it.-Philadelphia Press.
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Timely Assistance.

Mrs. Jaggsby (time ? q. m.)-What in the world kept you so late?
 Jaggsby-W-why (hic) mdear. jush as was comin' (hic) long, frsh thing know'd was held up by (hic) six or sheven highwaym'n on (hic) darksh shide street.
 Mrs. Jaggsby-Well, it's good thing they happened to be there to hold you up. You never could have done it your self.
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The Young Doctor Ahead.

Joker-I suffer from cold feet at night.
 Dr. Glynn-Is your general health good?
 "Perfectly."
 Good appetite?" "First rate."
 "Sleep under blankets?" "Yes."
 "Take plenty of outdoor exercise" Lots"
 "Very strange" "The cold feet I suffer from are my wife's."
 "Ah! Get divorce. Two dollars, please"
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Information Wanted.

Bachelor Brother-Is that baby in the fowl or animal class!
 Young Mother-What do you mean? Bachelor-Why. he crows one minute and bellows the next.-Chicago News.
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Practice Makes Perfect.

Shoe Clerk-I'm afraid you can't get these shoes on, madam. Suppose you try size larger.
 Mrs. O'Riey-Niver do yez moind, young man. Oi'll be able t git thim on afther Oi wear thim toim or two.
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ITS

ETC Permanently Cured No fits or nev- usIO ousness after first days use of Dr.. Kline's Great Nerve Restorer. Send for FREE s2.OO trial bottle and treatise DIR. R. H. KLINE, Ltd. 931 Arch St.. Phila- delphia, Pa.
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Mothers will find Mrs Winslow's Soothing Syrup the best remedy to use for their children during the teething period.
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No Wonder.

Oldbach-Your wife's arguments seem to carry considerable weight.
 Enpeck-You bet they do. She tips the scales at 250 pounds.
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In After Years.

Lady Shopper-Have you felt slippers, young man?
 New Clerk-Not for some time. Lady Shopper-I beg pardon. New Clerk-I used to feel lem quite often when was q boy.
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When the under arch of the upper eyeid is perfect semi-circle it is indica- tive of goodness, but also of timidity. sometimes approaching cowardice.
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Eight relatives of Premier Sedden of New Zealand draw on an average of $25,OO0 each in salary from the gov. ernment
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Piso's Cure Is remedy for coughs colds and consumption. Try 1t. Price 25 cents, at druggists.
The Southern farm gazette. (Starkville, Miss.) 1895-1909, 1904-01-01

ducc every foodeiuif needed en-
the farm.
Increase the Weld on every
acre cultivated. M man can
afford to cultivate land at loss
Prepare every acre 81 the soil
properly before the ~ccd are
planted. he sure iha, tho soil
i hnc and loose for abou,
twelve riches deep before plant.
ing. Plant co~ peas every
where possible. They ga,hc.
nitrogen from the AR. sub>otl
the Lard and bring up potash
and phosphorus actd and dcpo~-
Il them near ;hc surface In bc
used by succeeding crops.
Done scli \ ten ot hay. fodder
or cotton seed. Keep stock TO
eat ihts forage aud save ;ho ma.
nurc and puts ~ the land.
Fay cash or exchange farm
products Tor what ~ needed on
the farm
hose &c" suggestions arc
gwen TO cause our readers TO do
d little thinking.
The Southern farm gazette. (Starkville, Miss.) 1895-1909, 1904-01-01

When the las, pune il fallen
and the woodman's axe a 10
echo across the sandy slopes,
when the rasor-hack has hushcd
l,s grunt and the gopher and the
,crrapin remain only a. a memo
~ IN the mind OF the oldest IN.
habitant-cvcn then that sec.
ton will bc blessed with plenty
for the soil. 40 recent, eonsid.
cred worthless. responds readily
10 the touch OF the intelligent
husbandman and produces abun.
dainty. iaxoo Sentinel.
The Southern farm gazette. (Starkville, Miss.) 1895-1909, 1904-01-01
A~rap Hook.

Every farmer ought TO have a
scrap booA and clip on. dcs'ra-
hjc articles and paste them in II,
The articles san &c pasted at
der special heads. The book
can hc divided ,u,o datryung.
poultry, orchard. swine and ~
many other departments as zee.
e~~ary. ~ doing 50. YOU will
soon have a valuable look oil ref.
crcuCr.
The Southern farm gazette. (Starkville, Miss.) 1895-1909, 1904-01-01
POINTS @ 1905

The year OF zoos = gone. We
are low face 70 :ace with the
problems Of 1904, How ~hall wc
meet them.
Write to the Secretary Of Ag.
riculturc. Washington, u. &. and
the Director OF your Experiment
Station for literature with refer
ence to farming, Study this
literature carefully. Abide by
its teachings.
Remove the stumps from the
land. Pull out the small siumpe
and blow out the large oae-
with dynamite.E--@-'T labor
~saYing supplements. Use 10 and
l. inch turning ploN-. disc p.o~~
and ~culiiyators, larsc h~arrows.
moving machines etc.
Kill, sell or cas,ratc all scrub
males and get pure brcds 10 take
their places. Don't tali 10 use
the best plow teams. Human
labor Is too expensive 10 pcrmi,
a man TO pillow one mule. Have
at least two good mules TO each
pillow. y hand will then prohia,
bly, cultivate about three times
as much land a. the one mu.,
farmer.
Have plenty a Vegetables ,c
eat. Nothing adds more to tn,
comfort and health OF a family
than vegetables.
Keep accounts. Nc man car
far successfully n the DARK
Think much OF the farm, The
stack, and the farr ul,dlnRs,
but let the home an ont.cs
be the real object >F.~ts
Grow all kinds o -. and
keep plenty of stos oc.,r,
same into. valuable >. I.
and manure.
Diversity the lro-
The Southern farm gazette. (Starkville, Miss.) 1895-1909, 1904-01-01

II il ad : bic no, 20
~,n3 To Texas tor ANYTHING.
Ih"re il great danger OF intro.
duclng the dreaded Mexican cot
ton boil weeyil into Mtssissippi.
Seed grain and almos, any
thing else a convey Thu, awful
pest
The Southern farm gazette. (Starkville, Miss.) 1895-1909, 1904-01-01

John Wise, a negro farmer of
Aberdeen. Miss. made nearly
100 bales OF cotton this year. He
also made i.2oo pounds OF pork.
and All abundance of corn, hay.
peas and other farm products.
lie ~ a farmer and no, a poli,,.
cian.
The Southern farm gazette. (Starkville, Miss.) 1895-1909, 1904-01-01

More grass aud more live
stock and Mississippi will .soon
be the leader.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1904-03-02
TO INSTRUCT ORCHARDISTS.
Fruit Inspector Orlando Beck Arranges
for Meetings Throughout the County.

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The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1904-03-02

decide TO build a permanent home. If
they do. il will be a building that will be
a credit to the city. My idea is to erect
a substantial tmcc-story structure. the
ground floor of which could be rented for
business purposes and the rest OF the
building to be occupied by the Elks
They would probably want their own
club rooms, You know, in addition to the
lodge room. and they might also desire
a library and gymnasium. Nothing j.
too good for the Elks and they believe
in having none hut the best The prop
osition could he financed without any
trouble. / think. The lodge has a snug
sum in its treasury. u number of the
members would subscribe stock for
building purposes and such an enter
prise could be made to pay a good rate
of interest on the investment. But
nothing has yet been definitely decided
on. The order has the matter under.
consideration and. A. said before, hope
it will decide to erect its own home this
year"
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1904-03-02

DR.. =. Frank, the county health officer
returned early Monday morning from an
official visit TO Parker Bottom and Wap-
alto, where diphtheria has been raging
for the past two weeks. You can say
he remarked to The Hard. that the
disease is now under control. There
have been no more deaths than the one
reported and no new cases outside of the
families who are under quarantine. We
are enforcing the strictest kind OF quar-
antine regulations, which is the only
way to get rid of the disease. and l will
be disappointed if there are any new
cases"
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1904-03-02
Court Notes.

p. VI. Campbell, native Of Canada
ha> made application to the court TO be
come citizen of the United States and
has been issued his first papers,
Final citizenship papers have been is
sued to VIM Pearson. Il former subject
of the British crown. and that gentle
man j. now full-hedgcd citizen OF the
land of the free.
The fees OF the jury in the present
term OF court amounted to - .332 90
At the present writing eighteen cases
have been tried by jury. nine Of which
We're criminal and nine civil actions.
In the latter cases the litigant- paid into
the court the sum OF sos. from which
ii appears that the Jury service in the
eighteen cases cost the taxpayers 81
224.60. an average OF Sos for each case.
In the probate court the will of the
late \. F. Ellertson has been filed and
letters OF administration granted to his
wife through her attorney /. II. Rob
erts. The estate consists principally
OF real estate and is valued at - 800.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1904-03-02
A Pleasant Party.

The Misses Gladys and Maria Ditemar
entertained the y. f. O. L. Finch club
on Saturday evening. Prizes We're wor
by Miss Ida Sharkey and David John.
son. James Riley favored the guests
with several piano selections, eXcellently
rendered. After refreshments dancing
was INDUCED in until the closing hour
Those present We're Misses Edna Walker
Ida Sharkey. Margery Krutz, Marian
Wilson, Zelah Fraser, Alma Lesh,
Gladys Diteman. Maria Diteman.
Messrs. David johnson. Van Nanslykc.
Herald Sampson, Emmett Brown, Phil
HuXtable, Milton Dam, Arthur Casseres.
James Riley.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1904-03-02

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