Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1904-11-03
ABOUT KANSAS.
Observation-Disclosures

@hANASl 6NOA6S ThhN . hOW DOOhg
has been received by the public library
in Parsons.
Helpful suggestions for the kitchen
and front room, from the Great Bend
Tribune:
A man in Atchison catches them
both ways by selling Bibles and min.
ing stock.
The Muscotah Record has files for
twenty-five years back--another Rec.
ord that Is as an open book.
Evangelist l.. d. Lamkin is holding
meetings In Manhattan, trying to save
the sheep that were astray.
Say All Is Well" is a sensational
headline in the independence Report
er, where there is little except Wells,
A Wellington restaurant keeps its
patrons in constant state Of hope
fulness by changing proprietors so
often.
Newton papers tell of citizen who
has gone to st. Louis for an outing"
There can be no doubt that he will be
"out."
An ordinance has been passed in Sa-
lima regulating the speed of automo-
biles and all it needs now is automo-
biles.
Topeka Is very much swelled up
over the fact that citizen Of that
town has been sued for quarter Of a
million dollars.
The papers around Emporia are dar-
Ing the Gazette, or any other paper in
the town, to resume the department
of Spikes and Sparks.
The word "covey" has been brought
out to describe the thirty quail that
make their headquarters in the court
house square In Hays City.
Bill Hackney's latest claim to dis
tinction is that he resigned volun.
tarily as the Santa Fe attorney for
Southern Kansas and Oklahoma.
THE average woman looks so much
older in black" says the Atchison
Globe, that the loss of husband by
death is a double-barreled one"
The directors of the Wellington, Ar.
kansas City & Winfield railroad say
the line will be built without doubt"
among other things 1t will be with
out.
Now that the summer is over, an ice
dealer in Netawaka would fain impose
upon the credulity Of his patrons by
advertising: 1--WE will treat you
right"
"The knife" says the ottawa Re-
public, referring to an accident which
befell James Bradley, completely sew
cred the tendon of Achilles in his left
heel"
George r. Peck's return to Law
renee was like Rip Van Wrinkles, ex-
cept that Lawrence, and not Mr.. Peck,
had been in a state of coma for
twenty years.
The Central Protective association,
which is being organized throughout
Johnson county, is supposed to be in
dorsed and encouraged by the tele-
phone companies.
Culinary: We regret that we know
no way of making string beans appe-
tizing.
The Wichita Eagle has discovered
the existence of rrivate Car trust.
Nearly everything that the Kansas
farmer buys, 1t seems, is controlled
by combine.
Evangeline To be strictly In style
a parade down Main street every day
would probably help you out. You
could also largely increase your list
Of acquaintance.
The Wichita Star deplores the evil
stories which have become current
concerning Tom Kelly. Like Potl.
phar's wife" says the Star, Tom
Kelly is above suspicion"
Any child in Brown county can join
Ewing Herbert's Be Good to One An.
other club by the payment Of five
cents, excepting anti-Curtls children.
whose money is refunded.
The thrilling melodrama, cover Nj
agara Falls" will be in Lawrence Sat
urday, but those who can see the Bow
ersock dam any Gny are expected to
find it flat, stale and Improbable.
Warden McClaughry's annual report
shows that 1t costs S1.07 day to keep
the federal convicts at Fort Leaven.
worth, and there is a tendency to
doubt whether they are worth It.
A wave OF temperance has struck
0lathe. Twenty quarts Of whisky were
stolen from the express office and all
the old 'lushers" are afraid to get
drunk lest they may be accused Of bur.
glary.
An inquiry having been made to de.
termine what has become Of Newton's
prospect" hole, the Sedgwick Panta-
graph suggests that It has probably
been sawed up and sold to the farm.
ers as postholes.
Ex-Governor e. N. Morrill,, one Of
the richest men in the state, has APP
piled for a pension Of S12 a month