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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-04-30

THE SEASON Is ON FOR FISHING
ana base ball all kinds to be had and at
prices that will suit you at JOE I3lCA-
ERSTAFES, Eighteenth and Main SITS.
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RUBBER TIRE WORK. PAINTING AND
repairing promptly done. RICHARD
son BROS. Glib Brook Avenue.
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LOST AND FOUND.

I15ST--LApi WATCH; GREEN ENA-
meled back. open face; lost between
parton Heights and Hancock and Broad,
Rewa,'d If left with j. ". VAR
( EOROrGII, 1Q3 East Broad.
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tLEi FtIoIIN.NI LIs!NhEA
+ FIRST CHURCH or CEiRisr. SCIENTIST
Services SUNDAY morning li:ls. subject OF SER
mon. Adam ana Faiien Man" "Wednesday
evening $50. Reading room open DAILY from
to5 p. NJ No. 7ps r.. Mun Street. ALI are
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-04-30

EVEN OUR SMALLEST ROSES HAVE
good feet ana will walk or grow from
the time set out. MERIT ROSE CO.,
Grace and Cedar.
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WEST END CHRISTIAN CHURCH (oE
Norris between Main ana Floyd A9enual.-
kr.u.Alng Tomorrow by Rev HENRY
PIARcE ATKINS at IL a ". and S;j5 J.. M
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- FRIENDS.
FRIENDS MEETING HOUSE CLAY
street near First. Minister MILLS l.. Raj
FORD will hold meetings Tomorrow at II \.
NJ and T.. 81, Bible class at 10 A. NJ Public
cordially invited
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BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES
WANTED.

TUXEDO AND DRESS SUITS FOR
hire at SCHNURNTAN'S S, ri E. Main st.
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GROCERIES,,

If YOU WANT YOUR FURNITURE.
stored in clean, dry place and person
ally looked after. see IOMPklNS, NO.
207 West Broad Street. Toys. Bicycles
and repairing.
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NOW IS YOUR CHANCE zoo SECOND-
hand bicycles all lands, all PRICES Call
and see the bargains at JOE BlCkER-
STATES. Eighteenth and Main SITS.
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Otto g. Feed aud Joseph Waller Reed,
Infants under the age Of tweatS-one .
Z years. ..,,....,4 Defendants
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NEW JERUSALEM
NEW JERCsAL Eal--REN JuN1US y.
SplrRS. pastor--Services IL a. VI. at 3ol =.
Pine street Sunday school 10 a. N. All wci-
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HANDSOME OAK BANK FIXTURES
and Desks, formerly used by the Secur-
ity Bank; good condition and l!aif price.
Fl Address Box 43t Richmond. Va
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:.
MARSHALL Street CHRISTIAN Church
taial .Alil s,uest nntMtsh5 aran.ni ana han
c,uIs,--key.l r. II. MELIDS. pas ot, re H.
Ing sunday al ] 1. A. NJ, ana 5 r. NJ, sunaay
scaoo $3.50 A. Sl Chlist,un Enaenyor Socivty
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-04-30

PEMBERTON, PRICE & co. LATE IN
the season offer the vurest value YOU
ever saw; 27-incll Figured Lawns at SC.
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BOARD WANTED.


WANTED, 'rAt5LE BOARD, IN NICE
family or small boaidne Rouse, near
business part Of city, either on Grace
Or Franklin Of cross streets. not larther
wnstgt han First NY young men of qluet
by another young man. state fnrnns to
botli reEu,tr pnd by the meal Address
iii3Sl lIt51A Bile, care this office.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-04-30

Il YOUTH OF is YEARS DESIRES "A
f situation in 4 drug store to learn the
albuslness best references as to tcharac-
ter, etc. NJ. H. TREDWAY, Hoge Me-
mortal Academy, Blackstone. Va
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WESTERN MINING; MAN DESIRES
position as manager Of mine. or repre-
senting reliable company In looking up
dress PRACTICABLE, care this oitice.
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government being compared by experts
with various signatures on different rec
ords. checks. returns and invoices OF
goods, show that William Young and b, e,
Sprinkle wrote the signature OF H. g,
Sprinkle and j. T. sprlnllle oftoner than
they themselves. bearing out the govern
lncnt's contention that the five We're
oaual partners in various establishments
in North Carolina and promoters of the
bogus conccrns operated by i, Y, Sprin-
skle to obtain stamps in seven Western
I states
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REMOVAL.

MOI, SLOW USUALLY; MOVED AT
last. SAM'L. THOMSON PULLIAM re-
Street, grade floor. Times Buildngt
Fidelity bonds; Are Insurance
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TELL TALE BOOK S.

The freight agents books show no
Shipment to oklahoma. Q. a Starbuck.
division collector testified to a trip he
made to Angles distilery last week Tor
q government document. and of his faii-
ire 10 get it, Angle declaring II had oeeh
destroyed, and it developed that B. +.
Sprinkle got on the train at Reidsville,i
went with Starbuck to Milton. and at
Angles warehouse he also found a. ).
DAVIS, the gauger. who was convicted
IT. another branch OF these cases two
weeks ago
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1904-01-06
CONSTANTlNOPLE.
1t Has Perhaps the Finest Site For :.
City IN the World


Constantinople looks much better
from the water than it does when view
ed ashore. The tourist who touches at
the port, remains on board and sees the
city only from the sea retains an en-
tirely different impression from that ol
him who goes ashore. Seer IHom ehe
water, Corstantinople IS very ceautl-
full. Seen from the shore. 1t IS the
apotheosis of everything that IS nlthy
and foul. do not say that It IS uh-
worthy OF q visit, but do say that ne
who stays on board will take away :
much more picturesque impression.
The site Of Constantinople is ideal.
There is probably no finer site for a
CITY In the world. 1t is situate OF the
Bosporus, between the Med!terranean
and the Black seas. 1t lies between Eu-
rome and Asia, for Scutari IS part Of
Constantinople, and Scutari IS on the
AsIatic shore. 1t is cut of by natural
boundaries into municipal divisions,
for the Golden Horn divides Stamboul.
the Mohammedan, from Galata. the
Christian, city. So the BosporHs di'
vides Scutari. the Asiatlc. from Con-
stantinople, the European. city; yet all
Of these places make one great city
under the general name Of CONSTANT
nople. And this great city IS guarded
also by nature It has tie sea Of Mar
mora close at hand. with Notifications
at either end Of this great water high
way, rendering the city t:nassailab!e
BY sea. It has a peninsular rHnforma-
ticn which also renders 1t, properly for
titled. impregnable by land as wril as
by sea. It is as If San francisco were
to have batteries Of heavy artillery all
around her water front. from India
basin to the preside, from the preside
to Lake Merced and then across the
neck Of the peninsula from Lake Mer-
ced to India basin. With all these fac
tors in its favor no wonder that Con-
stantinople has always been looked
upon as an ideal site for city. That
Sc many races should have battled over
Byzantium for so many hundreds OF
years is not surprising.-Argonaut.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1904-01-06
Man Making.

Map making has kept pace with the
progress Of other arts, though its steps
are not 50 loud and are heard oftenest
in the schoolroom. 1t is really an art
to make a map and has always been
so. From the time Of the earliest
crude affairs to the elaborate and ex-
act pictures Of today great degree OF
skill has always been necessary to
give a perfected representation. Map
making is now at the height Of its eX-
cellence and popularity. The man with
land to cultivate, houses to build or
land to sell must have everything set
down on his map for reference. No
body thinks OF travelling any great dis
tance without consulting map. ln-
deed it is almost impossible to ESCAPE
it, for the obliSing ticket agent thrusts
It into ones hand with thoughtful
kindness. mindful Of the advertise
ment within the pages as we'll as Of the
convenience of the tourist. Maps are
so common now that there are no more
little boys WHO think the soil Of one
state is green, another brown, another
red, because tnat is the way it is COL
ored in the geography.-Worcester Spy.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1904-01-06
a City OF Roos Gardens.

The majority Of the houses In Euenos
Ayres have but one story, whose fiat
roof serves all the purposes Of Yankee
lawns and dooryards. While the pa
tios are frequently utilized as dining
and sitting rooms, it is the universal
custom to promenade in the cool Of the
day on the house tops, to sit there at
morning and evening enjoying the re-
freshing breezes. extensive views and
varied panorama in the street below.
The children find their farorite play
ground on the roof. There the nurses
bring their infant charges. the seam
stress her sewing and the maid her
mistress bedra ggled finery to put in
order again. The clothes are dried and
aired and ironed atop, and during the
heated term" Of this dewless latitude
thousands bring up their beds and
sleep with the starry sky for counter
Donn
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1904-01-06
WISDOM OF NOVELlSTS.

Adam invented all the different ways
in which a young man can make fool
Of himself.-G. II. Lorimer.
The man wLo orerestimates the fool
ishness Of others is himself the biggest
fool concerned.-Seton Merriman.
Tell the truth, live openly and stick
to your friends-tbat's the whole Of the
best morality In the world.-Sarah
Grand.
Every wrorg brings with 1t its own
punishment. 1t may be added that it
frequently leaves itat the wrong house.
Barry Pain.
With good luck one can accomplish
anything, but good luck is just one Of
the things that cannot be arranged for,
even by the cleverest pecp!e.-Frank-
fort Moore.
Really beautiful things can't so out.
They may disappear for little While,
but they must come back. It's only the
ugly things that stay out after they've
had their day.-W. D. Howeils.
Slow IN forming. swift In acting;
slow in making. swift in working; slow
to the summit, swift down the other
slope; it is the way Of nature and the
way of the human mind. - Anthony
Hope.
Why do people with immortal souls
spend their lives in leaving tiny OBJ
longs Of pasteboard on other people
with immortal souls whom they scarce
" know and don't care straw about!
Robert EicheuS.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1904-01-06
Anericao Drrms Excel.

"Ever know that Americans were the
greatest drum makers in the world"
said a man in the business. Fact
Not only do they make the most drums,
but they make the finest drums too.
And there's q great deal more to the
manufacture Of drum than ycu would
think. Of course the cheap variety
doesn't amount to anything. They're
simply toys. There is just as nuct
difference in drums as in any other
musical instrument, though most peo'
ple wouldn't think so. The drums re-
ouired in orchestra and band work
have a certain sharpness Of tone, While
those used in corps and military WORK
must have duller tone, and the drum
must not be so sensitive to the touch.
"And how many parts do you thlnk
9 well made drum consists Of? Wrong.
It has 24S pieces, not including sticks
hooks and belt. Everything must be OF
first quality, too, for O drum must have
tone first Of all, and it must be con-
structed to withstand rough usage.
Great business is drum making and lnr
teresting too
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1904-01-06
8 SurprSsed Duke.

Just after the late Duke Of Rich
mond and Gordon received the latter
half of his title-he was created Duke
Of Gordon in January, lS7G-he was
sent to this country as president Of the
British commission to our centennial
exposition. While in this country he
heard Of q certain picture owned by a
country woman in which be thought
he might be interested, and so wrote
to her, using the official stationery Of
the commission and signing himself, as
q peer does, simply by the names Of bis
title, Richmond and Gordon"
Much to his surprise and good deal
to bis disgust-for be had precise ideas
as to his dignity as duke-the letter
which he received in answer to his was
addressed, "AIessrs. Richmond s. Cor
DON" and began, "Gentlemenv'
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1904-01-06
VIII Make You Sleep.

An alcohol rub ut bedtime will go
far toward breaking up insomnia. Let
the rubber begin with the forehead and
temples of the sleepless one, paying
particular attention to the spine and
back Of the neck. Rub the alcohol
gently but firmly into the body, work
Inc gradually down to the feet, and
probably the patient will fall asleep
before the rubbing is completed. One
night or even one week OF ruOoihg
would not be likely to bring back per-
mancnt habits Of sound, healthy slu1n-
Der, but each night there is a gain to-
ward the normal equilibrium Of the
nerves, and a month Of alcohol ruos
should put one in a position to do with
out external helps Of any kind.-Bos-
ton Budget.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1904-01-06
TELITALE LIPS.
Eow to Judge q Woman by the
Shape Of Her Mouth.

Eow to Judge Woman by the
Shape of Her Mouth.
81 Judge man by his eyes, but To-
man always by her lips" said Benja-
min Franklin. And no man ever read
people more correctly.
Queen Elizabeth once refused to en-
gage q waiting woman who came Win
every possible recommendation pc
cause she said, "the woman is tale
bearer. Do you not see the do"nWaro
dip Of her lip? I will none Of her."
'In choosing a wife let her be wo-
man whose lips do not droop at the
corners" advises Persian sage. III
woman's lips droop her husbands lie
will be perpetual mourning time.
Nor yet should they curve too much up
ward, for that denotes frivolity.'
Select for q wife one whose lips are
straight. not thin.
When the curve or arch IS lacking
and the lip overhangs, not loosely. but
we'll defined and firm, the owner is gen
tie and ready to please.
The mouth Of sagacity is large and
always well closed. with the line of the
lips firmly defined.
The witty mouth is thin Tipped and
so polished aud smooth that light
clances across it. The color is fine scar
let. The possessor Of such a mouth
will say clever, scintillating things,
sacrificing her best friend for the sake
Of an cpigram.
Coeuettish lips are sharply defined,
with a deep pressure under the nose
and the corners inclined upward. Here
lie laughter anG fun and love Of nu-
sic, flowers and animals. The smile is
sympathetic, neTer tragic Love of rid
icule will be strong. but not in a mali
cious vein. If the corners dimple deep
ly the lips are quick at repartee.-E1-
cho0ra
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1904-01-06
Mess System or Board a Man-os-war

Mess System or Board Nan-of-"ar'
The messing system on board a Dig
man-of-war is as complex and complete
as the table service Of q big hotel. Ihe
modern war ship, with it's FIVE or SIX
hundred persons on board, must be
floating hotel and storehouse in itself.
Every vessel of the navy is required by
the regulations governing the navy to
have a general messing system: Ihe
enlisted men on ship are divided Into
squads Of about twenty each, forming
O mess. Chief petty officers and OH
GERS servants are not included In th.s
division. Every mess has one or TWO
petty officers at Its table, who fare IKE
the men. Every mess has its special
mess man, who brings the food from the
galley and serves it at the table. 1t Is
also the mess mans duty to see that the
mess table and mess gear are clean ana
in order. The messes on board ship are
under the direct supervision Of the COM
missary department, which IS under
the control Of the pay oficers--Gun-
toms Magazine.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1904-01-06
Eiiy Master Stroke.

George Ferguson" said his wife,
looking with crushing scorn at the
gaudy rug he had bought at special
sale, Il wonder if ever in your life you
knew good bargain whel you saw
it,"
The case was critical. Nj. Ferguson
saw that something bold and decisive
must be done, and his mind worked
quickly.
'Why, yes. Laura" he said. when
l wanted wife I picked out the
incest, sweetest little woman in the
whole world, and I got the best bar
gain any man ever got. There, there,
pet"-Chicago Tribune.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1904-01-06
ODD ROCK FORMATIONS.
tcsro Queer freaks Of Nature On toe
Island of ST. Helena.

Island of St. Helena.
There are 1T least two queer freaks
Of nature on tie island Of st. Helena
Oh rather four, for one Of them Is
group Of three Ggures-known the
world over as the Devils Nose" and
Lot and His Daughters" ANY ore
who is able to study the island as it is
and not run wild over the Napoleonic
legends which have clustered about
that 'seabound rock" since the days
when the Little Corporal" was housed
there in bis living grave will find mech
that will repay for investigation. time
and study.
The queerest Of the natural forma-
tons are the oddities above alluded to.
The first Of these initiative forms is q
rocky promontory which has been
known by names which signify OLD
Nick's nasal projection since May %,
1902, when Juan Castella and his mon
sighted the island just in time to see
the devil disappear beneath the waves
in the best harbor, leaving his nose as
reminder Of what might happen
should the yenturesome Spaniard seek
to take possession Of his Satanic NAL
esty's favorite haunts.
"Lot and His Daughters are three
conical rocks which can only be COZ
jured into representing a man and two
women by a strong play of the imag-
nation. According 10 the views OF
some writers they are weather worn
statues Of colossal size, probably the
work Of some aborigines Of the island.
Their gigantic size, however, would
seem to preclude this idea. When or
by whom they were dubbed Lot and
His Daughters" no authority has ven
tured to say.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1904-01-06
s,-s,ne-,,,a "rloors Them"

"Of all the drinks asked foc at tnis
counter said the soda water cieih'
CHOSE doctored up With sarsaparii!a
ere most frequently mispTonoanceu,
Not one person in ten speaks that word
CORRECTLY. Most people call 1t eNher
ssasaprilla' or 'sasaprella. :,
even people who know how to spel!
1he word don't seem to be able to TWIST
their tongues around the combination
of svllarles ard make 'sarsaparlIla out
of them. They may be able to pro-
nouncc words much harder without q
stamuer, but 'sarsaparilla' floors them
every time."-New York Times.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1904-01-06
Our Small Co1ntry.


One brother is rich merchant in the
Straits Settlements, on the Malay pen
insula. The other brother was the
cook in a cheap restaurant on South
Clark street.
The merchant sent to the cook a
draft for sufficient money to pay his
expenses out to Asia, and the cook
gave up his job and has started for
his brothers home. The interesting
thing about the whole incident is the
letter written by the wealthy mer-
chant which accompanied the draft.
In the first place, the draft was made
payable in New York.
81 send you the money in a draft
payable in New York." wrote the
brother from faroff Asia. "You can
go over and get it cashed there. On
the way wish you would stop at Tex
as and see Brother Thomas. I haven't
heard from him for two years now,
and I'd like to know how he's getting
along."-Chicago Tribune.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1904-01-06
Getting Around It.

Thomas, you have disobeyed your
old grandmother"
"No, didn't ma"
Eyes, you did. Have you not been
swimming"
Eyes, ma"
Didn't hear her say to you not to
go swimming?"
"Oh, she didn't tell us that. She only
came out and said, Boys, wouldn't
90 swimmin'.' and I shouldn't think
she would, an old rheumatic woman
like her. But she didn't say anything
about our goin' swimmiD'."
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1904-01-06
Creature Fvon, the Fire.

Aristotle believed that some crea.
lures were capable Of supporting life
even though confined to the devouring
element. He says: "In Cyprus, when
the manufacturers Of chalcitis QiIne)
burn it many days in the fire. winged
creature something larger than a grea1
fy is seen emerging from the stone
and icaping and walking about IN the
fire. These creatures perish lmmeol-
ately upon being removed from the fur-
0ana"
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1904-01-06
At the Sociable.

Mr.. Sliptongue-I have not met Jour
wife. Is she here this evening?
Mr.. Hansome-Yes, but just at this
moment she is engaged over there at
the piano.
Mr.. Sliptongue with affected enthu-
siasm)-Ah, see! She is that goddess
like beauty who is playing an accom-
paniment for the mountain Of flesh
who Is singing.
Mr.. Hansome (stimy)-My wife does
not play; she sings.-London Telegraph.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1904-01-06
Tho Ambitious Climber.

The Guide-Well. here we are on the
peak ct last
The Tourist-Oh, guide, do you mean
to say we can get no higher? Don't say
that can ascend no further.
The Guide-Wel!. you can climb up
this alpenstock if you want to. It's sew
en- feet long.-Chicago Tribune.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1904-01-06
Eirfnr the BIame.

"The trouble amt with the farm"
said the old man. IF the farm didn't
have to do anything but support itself.
it could be made to pay, but it don't
seem to be able to carry the burden OF
US livin' on It. 50 I reckon we're to
blame."-Chicago Post
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1904-01-06
WIZ.

LILLIAN is not sure that she loves
Walter. Sometimes she thinks she
does. and at other times she's con-
vinced she doesn't"
"And yet she is going to marry him"
ooh, yes, that's all settled"
"But II she is not sure she loves him
why doesn't she break the engage
ment?'
because she Is twenty-seyen.' Kan
sas City Journal.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1904-01-06
An TnSnLny.

Some years ago We remember meet
ing at the door Of q secondhand book
shop in excited Irishman. He bad
just bought the Irish Melodies" for q
shilling, when he turned round on the
bookseller and burst out, 'But could
kill We for selling these immortal gems
so cheap!'-Athennun.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1904-01-06
Her p-eference In Games.

"Does your daughter play Mozart"
inquired the young man with gold
glasses.
81 think she does," answered Mrs
Cumrox affably. "But think she pre-
fers whist."-Wasbingt Star.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1904-01-06

Art Is the. work of man under the
euidancelaod d'insptratfon Of a mightieF
poWer.-Hare.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1904-01-06
Az Most Cats Get Them.

Els!e-I don't believe that story
about 'Puss In Boots" How could &
cat have seven league boots?
Robble-Maybe giant threw 'en al
him one night.-Philadelphia Press
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1904-01-06
Unsatisfactory

May-Did Clara's husband leave her
much when be died?
Belle-He left enough to make he:
comfortable, but not enough to get her
O second dhusband.-Life.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1904-01-06
CASTOREAs
Ba,rs tho a Tie Kind You Have Always Bought
Signature at L@ZzNzzu
A Model Cook.

1UNt you SVOU GVVh8
"Splendidr' exclaimed the bride.
"Why, when I want to experiment
with q new cookbook she takes the
blame for all the failures and lets me
have the credit for all the successes. =
Chicago Post.