Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1904-05-18

Purchase Exposition, some WhiokieH
may be better than others, but AL are
good.
Agnes Pancake, Of Indiana, has just
been united In marriage TO Eza Butter.
That isn't a bad combination.
The Joy a woman gets out Of bitter
disappointment is making people be-
lieve II is greatest happiness.
It makes y woman very uncomfort-
able to think Of her husbands money
being IN hank when the shops need It
80 much more
Etom the way men in prominent
publio positions are shyiDg of from
the Vice Pr.eldeucy one would think
that iOJ was full OF microbes.
When the devil makes up bis mind
TO work a territory carefully he Sc
lects as his special agents about four
good looking young married women
with a talent for gossip and a genius
for int rpola''c II then does a land
Office busins
Some wome trs 40 in the habit of
fishing for compliments that they'll
believe any old 6sh yarn.
Many Of those men who express
their willingness to die for their lady
loves usually succumb % whisky or
some other promot q the magma
tion.
The Japs are doing q class of work
that will encourage the development
Of more heroes than could all Of Mr..
Carnegie's millions.
Russia has re considered, and will
have an exhibit at the Worlds Fair.
The Gear doubtless determined that
be had to do something In the West to
partially OFFSET the poor exhibit he is
making In the East.
The nomination by reclamation Of
representative Mudd of the Fifth con-
gressional district of Maryland, seems
to explode the theory which has long
been associated with his name and
that Of Dennis.
A dtteen year old boy in Indian died
from the effects of excessive drinking
Of soda pop, eating popcorn and
smoking cigarettes. That combina-
ton would put out OF commission an
asbestOs-lined stomach.
President Roosevelt's wish that the
republican platform will be short ran
be easily gratifed IL that document is
confined to a recital Of the work
Of the republicans in the last session
Of Congress,
Mr.. Gage who says q man a make
q million dollars honestly would confer
an inestimable favor upon bis fellow
men by letting them know just how
the trick is turned.
Another revolution is looked for In
Hayti. This will make about the two
hundredth relapse without any appar.
emit cause,
No wonder the Russians are taking
things deliberately. The more they
fight the worse of they ire.
Japanese may not know much about
music, but they can fight to beat the
band.
The Japs are not strong drinkers,
but they take kindly to bottled Port.
The Japs are making some good in
vestments these days.
The Vassar girls lowered the female
record for the 100-yard dash. The
time was 10 seconds. This does not
necessarily mean that the Vassar girls
are fast.
The poor young man who looks
pleasant when he meets his girl in
front Of the candy store ought not to
be left out OF the Carnegie hero fund.
II the Ohio Legislature succeeds in
putting the public schools in politics
about the only branch of study mas
tered will be that Of graft.
The Congressional Record will, Of
course, be discontinued through the
recess. This Is q case Of s'suspended
animation that all can afford to con-
template with equanimity.
"Qaick lunch" is one of the COM
monest of city signs. The sign docs
say ga healthy lunch of good food