Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-11-26

PIMA Record.
Mlstress-Do you love babies? Maid
Not at three dollars a week num-
Detroit Free Press.
They were disappointed in love.
weren't they?" Yes. Each thought
The other had money.''--Life.
She-Havc YOU copy of Prone
theus BoundE' He-No. ma'am; but
We can get it bound for you any way
you like.-Minneapolls Tribune.
This is not such snap rs I
thought it was remarked the camera
hcnd whose victim had just kicked
+ him and smashed the machine
Judge.
II told uncle Simon that he was
getting too Old and feeble 20 attend
10 business" Did he take II kindiy:'
He threw me out of his Office. VAN
/ ty Fair.
Mother--What seems to be the tr0u-
bile? Mrs. Ncuwed-I-l always heard
Charles was fond of the turf. but |
simply can't make him touch a lawn.
mower.-Ex.
do you admire Beethoycn's
Worksf' Il never visited EN-" an.
swered Mr. Cumrox, absentmindedly.
What does he manufacture ?--Wasli-
ington Star.
summer Boarder-You sat up rather
late last night, did YOU not? I heard
You going to bed about a. M Farm
er-Shucks! was just a-gittin up
Chicago Journal
Young man. have you stopped to
think where you will 80 when you
der Cad. no. haven't even
thought where 10 go ON my summer
vacation yet."--Puck.
JOhnson--Ts thinkn' oh ma'ayin'
dat youngest Thompson gal Jackson
Don't do it, niggah. Don't do It. Dat
gal cannot keep job mor'n two
weeks. Don't do albany Journal
I'm git dc law on dat woman OATS
Whatt' Whats the matter, Aunt
4 Caroline" "She done went an call
me up by telphonin' when der's small
poX in her family Cincinnati Trib-
une.
Pa understand, Bobble, that at
the party you asked for second piece
of cake, Now, ! told YOU Bob
bic-No; | only said that If they liked
to make me the offer would accept
it.--Pick-Me-Up.
Her Mother-Look here, Ernie
thought your father told you not to
encourage that young man? Ernie
Oh, dear, mamma that young man
doesn't need any encouragement Chi
cage Daily News.
DO you sympathize with the Rus
SLAMS or the Japanese?' AT present
said the man who strives for nicely or
expression II sympathlze with the
Russians and congratulate the Japa-
nese. Washington Star.
Beatrice (hged G. after remaining In
deep thought for quite two minutes.
addresses her mother, who has been
choosing frocks for her)--Mummy
dear, before you buy the frocks, Pye
thought It all over, and think I'd
rather be boy.-Punch
II am strongly inclined TO think that
your husband has Appendicitis" said
5he physician. That's just like him.
answered Mrs Cumrox lie always
waits till anything has pretty near
gone out OF style before he decides 10
~et Washington Star
oh George" exclaimed The young
wife, 1T was nearly midnight before
you got home last night" "Wen,
well" exclaimed the husband: "you
women are so Inconsistent Before We
were married you didn't care how late
/ got home. - Sioux Fails Press.
Now" said the pert salesman. sar-
cHstically, as he started 10 put back
/ the rolls OF SILK. emit you think Of
something more might show you.
ma'am?" yes" replied the shopper
but | don't think you have it," What
IS it," More courtesy Pbiladel-
phia Public Ledger,
I'm afraid that you can't graduate
this year, after all," said the high
Thing. who was shy IN Greek or some
thing. NO, she replied u can't
j The dressmakcr simply cant get my
dress finished in timc--isnt it loo
badT'-Clcyclnud Leader
Pretty well, remarked the doctors
daughter, who took IN interest In her
fathers purse and profession, when
some one asked her how things were
going Plenty of colds, some bron-
chitis. and little typhus fever; but.
as father said yesterday, what We
want 10 make things lively is nice
little epldemic'
Here is another example Of faulty
English" said the teacher Of the class
IN rhetoric; in this essay you have
written, her sight broke upon land
scapc Of enhancing Iovelness.' How
could any ones sight break npon a
.landscape:" she might have drop-
ped her eyes" tmidly ventured the
young woman who had written the es-
say Chicago Tribune.