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The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-08-11

No intoxicating liquor is allowed Il
BE- sold IN the Swiss army.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-08-11

Mothers will find Mrs. winslow't
Soothing Syrup the best remedy 10 use
foi their children during teething period.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-08-11

rof forty fears Pass Cure for Con
sumption hzs cured coughs and oolda Al
druggists. rnoe % oents
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-08-11

Dr. Gabriel Ieyen. a Paris physician.
says obesity il a nerFous disorder,
caused by a form Of dyspepsia
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-08-11

sepd ms ten or more names "a young people
with means to securc = business education and
for the one that enrolls purchadns from US .
schoiarship. We will remit Won - In cssh. Ad-
dress: Bewtei Busincss COLLEGE, Tacoma, Wn.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-08-11
Zzs0yNl0o1HASIzzx
TESTED AsD rHtE-otkpANrttD
~owI 10 tk< sar.< 10 usf ~.

Recent experiments seem 10 show
that plants have a rucimen,ary ner
YOU system.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-08-11

Military boundaries have aimos,
stopped the gro~fh u Paris.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-08-11

Yfi0 sn4f esss aay . ass - -. Ltf4ssur-s4 = s1rs
ksArs< ssax - 49, % INA eazf,s 49, uss1s~
De- n A. k1ae "a. "a Afe M rEAse@<1.A p
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-08-11
NLLTFIE
SERPENT

The worst disease the world has ever known. and
the greatest scourge to the human race. is Contagious
Blood Poison. One drop of the virus of this most
horrible of all diseases will pollute and vitiate the
nurrst bealthiest blood. and within a short time after
the first little sore appears the system is filed with the
awful poison and the skin breaks out in q red rash;
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-08-11

chronic invaids from the effects of Blood Poison know the uncer-
tainty of the mercury and potash treatmens-thst it stiles but does not
kill the serpent. AS long a there is life in the serpent there is danger
in its fangs; and while your blood is tainted there is danger OF infec-
ton. Safety lies only in crushing out the life of the loathsome disease
and killing the serpent. For many years S. S. S. has been known as
a antidotc for Blood Poison. 1t is a remedy composed entirely of
vegetable ingredients, and we offer $1,000 for proof that 1T contains
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-08-11

the cIands of the eroins swell. the throat and mouth become liberated,
the hair and eyebrows drop out, and often the entire surface OF the body
soovered with coppercolored splotchcs and sickening sores and erup-
tons. Contagious Blood Poison is n treacherous and elusive IS the
serpent. You may be carrying it in your veins with no visible evidences
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-08-11

After su6srfng tvslvo ysau
from CONTAGIOUS Blood Poison
and trying the esst physicians
obtains BILE, and Ill tAs patent
nsdicinss procurAbls. and stead
tly oonttnufng TO grow worDs. I
rsvs up Ill hops Of rsccvSU, and
physdcians pronounced my case
fncurabis- Hoping againsthope,
tried . o O. Improved from
the Arst bottls. and aftsr taking
twelve va cured sound and
veil. and TOR two yeArs have ha1
49, ofths vile dfnoaso
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-08-11

Miss Rose Hennessy, well
known as a poetess and elocu-
ZIONIST, Of Lexington, KY, tells
how she was cured Of uterine
Inflammation and ovaritis by the
use Of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound.
"DEAR Mrs. PIsKHAx:-For years i
enjoyed the best OF health and thought
that would alwaysd do SO. ! attended
parties and receptions thinly clad, and
would be suddenly chilled. but ] did
not think of the results i caught a
bad cold eighteen months ago while
menstruating. and this caused infam-
nation Of the womb and congested
oyaries. Isuffered excruciating pains
and kept getting worse. My attention
was called 20 your Vegetable Com
pound md the wonderful cures IL had
performed. and ] made up my mind 10
try il for two months and see what II
would do for me. Within one montal
felt much better. and at the close OF b
second ! was entirely well
Il have advised a number OF my
lady friends 10 use IL. and all express
themselves As well satisfied with D
results as ! VAS Miss EosE NORA
HEsNrssr, 40 S. broadway. Lexing-
ton. Ky. 10000 fo,fdtr o,4glsefof eeoss ist
ter nroadas csaSincscss casssf he p,oasoaf-
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-08-11
s...ysr ena
VII. I--.a

Howard T.. Burton, ss%.
sferinea rsisrs. oaid. silver. t~sd. o. Uid.
sisssf. - odd. ~ Atas - Noff<E ~ ffsns
txss Nstiiss safelcf<s srd fel fftrs iist ssff
ra.etfsicaIl0n Naalsa saf twfafe enfA 80
iirlet I.as tft-. tsis. AEisfr1c~. ssste
safe Asttua.4 hsnA
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-08-11

Thousands OF women suffer from pese e.tsrrhs n catarrhal nervous
nsss md aoa'r kno~ H. ~ 700 fee faxed et begin at onse t.king Dr.. Hart.
viii b restored to health Buy . bottle today. a IL Will Immediately snesi-
ate % case
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-08-11

- return or synyes. ofths vie dissess-
warsaw. no. r. l. kkolS1k8
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-08-11

other mineral. 1t thoroughly puriies the
blood, improves the appetite and diges-
ton, and tones up all parts of the system.
In chronic and l~ong-standing cases of
Blood Poison, S. S. s. acts promptly and
without >leaving any bad aftcr-etfeets.
ase. and our physicians viii advise with
il you free our home-treatment book tell
Blood Poison and its different stages and
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1904-01-09
cHAFFEg FoR ELL ID srAF
Nominations Sent TO the Senate For
Army Promotions.


WASHINGTON, Jan. 9.-The presi
dent has sent to the sanate the follow
ing nominations of officers promoted in
the army:
To be lieutenant general, Major Gen.
eral Adna r. Chaffee, vice Young, TO be
retired from active service.
To be major generals, Brisadier Gen.
eral William A. Kobbe, vice Chaffee, t.
be appointed lieutenant general.
To be brigadier generals, Colonies Al.
fred Mordecai, ordnance department
vice Kobbe; Harry l.. Haskell, Third
infantry, vice Sanger; Forrest II. Hath.
away, assistant quartermaster general,
vice Mordecai, to be retired; Asher G.
Taylor artillery corps, vice Haskell, to
he retired, and John G. Butler. ord
nance department, vice Hathaway, to
be retired; Frank NJ. Coke, assistant
paymaster general, vice Allen. to be re-
tired; Jacob Kline, Twenty infan-
Try, vice True, retired
Colonel Alexander Mackenzie. corps
Of engineers, to be chief Of engineers
with the rank Of brigadier general. vice
6 ilespie.
Chief of artillery, Colonel John p.
story, artillery corps, to be chief Of ar
tillcry with rank of brigadier general.
vice Randolph.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1904-01-09

MILWAUKEE, Wis, Jan. 9.-Aure-
Ito Herrera. the Mexican, and Charles
Neary of Milwaukee went six rounds
to a draw before the Badger Athletic
club last night. The Mexican had clear
ly the better of the argument on points
in every round except the fourth, when
in fierce miXup Neary landed hard
right on the jaw, staggering his man.
This ended with Herreras right ear
bleeding and Neary's lip cut badly.
Herrera landed at will, but did not
seem TO have the force to his blows to
put his man out. The fight ended in a
hot mixup, but both men finished
strong
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1904-01-09
rhe Montgomery mnndicnr.

MEMPHIS, Tenn. Jan o Entries
to the Montgomery handicap. the first
big handicap Of tie spring racing sea-
son, have been announced by Secretary
MacFarlan Of thc New Memphis Jock
cy club. Eighty-eight nominations were
made for the event, which represents
the rank and file of handicap horses in
the west and south. The Montgomery
handicap at a mile and a sixteenth has
an added value Of 5000, with silver
cup or plate to the winner II will be
decided on March -, opening day Of
the Montgomery park meeting. Weights
are due Feb 6, and final declarations
must be made on or before Feb 20.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1904-01-09
Y. NJ. C. A. Notes.

f. :. Morrison of Burlington, State
secretary Of the Young Mems Christ
ian Association of Vermont, will
speak to men at the rooms Sunday at
4 o'clock. There will be a solo by Mrs
j. ID. Stehman Prof Downs will pre-
side at the piano and MacGregor Rit-
chic will assist with the violin. Mr.
Morrison has had large experience
in work for men and all friends of the
association are urged to hear him
Sunday.
Tonight at 7 O'Clock the Life
Problem Club" under the leadership
of Mr. Webster will continue their
studies after vacation of two weeks.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1904-01-09
PRISCILLA GROUNDED.
Fall River Liner Goes Aground Near
AeMpOrt, u. I.

Newport, II. l.
NEWPORT, II. l., Jan. 0. - While
feeling her way in a fog toward her
dock in this city the Fall River line
steamer Priscilla, bound from New
York for Newport and Fan River,
struck bottom near the Lime Rock
lighthouse, about one mile from the
wharf, and later was 1oated The
shock was so slight that not one Of the
passengers knew that an accident had
occurred. Perfect discipline prevailed.
the water tight compartments were
closed Immediately, and there was lit
tie to indicate that the ship had not
just landed at her dock.
Later when it appeared that the
steamer was hard aground the pas
sengers were notified and were landed
here after daylight by the small steam
er running from Newport to James-
town, which had put out to assist the
Priscilla.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1904-01-09

SANTO DOMINGO, Jan. 9.--The town
Of San Pedro de Macoris has/been re-
captured 10y the government forces and
again declared to be an open port. The
insurgent troops in the suburbs Of this
city sent a messenger to the authorities
here proposing a compromise on honor
able terms. The messenger was arrest
cd. and the proposition was not an
swered. The news received from the
interior Is apparently more favorable
to the government
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1904-01-09
LittIe scout COZ the HsrdIcap.

NEW ORLEANS, Jan. 8. 49, Little
Scout and Luralighter, both OF whom
outclassed the fields opposed to them,
were the only winning favorites. The
feature of the card was the Jackson
handicap at a mile and half and
worth S1,100 to the winner. Little
Scout was a strong favorite in the bet
ting and won without difficulty. The
weather was clear and the track
heavy.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1904-01-09
ON THE OAKLAND TRACK.
Matt Hogan Won the Feature by a
Neck.


SAN FRANCISCO, Jan. 9.-Favorites
and other well played horses won at
Oakland, and the public had the best
of the argument. The third event
over the Futurty course, resulted in
the closest kind of a finish. BulIman
put up a vigorous ride on Matt Hogan
and landed him winner by neck
from Cousin Carrie, who beat Quiet by
nose. Larsen carried off the riding
honors by reaching the wire on three
occasions.
First Race-Uletma won, The Miller
second and Rustic Girl third.
Second Race Illiluon won Vema
Clark second and Sugden third
Third Race-Matt Hogan won, Cousin
Carrie second and Quiet third.
Fourth Race-Tom Slavin won, Opt.
mo second and Frank Woods third.
Fifth Race Ananias won Et tn
Brute second and Coroner Kelly third
Sixth Race-Joe Lesser won. Flush
of Gold second and Gorgolette third
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1904-01-09
PROPER ESCAPE.

Provided At Academy Hall in Case Of
Fire.
The report printed in the Troy Press
listing Academy hall with others as
possibly unsafe, is not justified, as
the hall is the best provided with exits
of any in town, with double doors
opening outward from the hall
In addition to this the building is
more nearly fire proof than almost any
other in town, being provided with
steel ceilings and steel lathing in ex-
posed parts of the building.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1904-01-09

Editor Johnson of the Randolph Her.
aid and News is suggested as one of
the senators from Orange county this
year. MIR Johnson, from his long ex-
perience as House reporter, is thorough
ly famlaierwith Vermontleg islation al d
would represent Orange county more
creditably than any other man the
county could send to the statehou,e.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1904-01-09

HEHAGUE. Jan 9.-The first cham
Der of the Netherlands parliament, fol-
lowing the example of the second
chamber Dec. -, has voted about
81. 10000 for the purchase Of quick
firing Krupp guns, after a declaration
of the war minister that he considered
the Krupp guns preferable to the Ehr-
hardt guns.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1904-01-09
Olympic Regatta July 20 aud 30.

ST LOUIS, Jan. g. Arrangements
have been completed between James e.
Sullivan, chief of the department Of
physical culture at the worlds fair.
and the National Rowing association
for :he next Olympic regatta, which is
to include the national. TO be held on
Creve Cpur lake, near this city, in CON
junction with the olympic games on
July % and 80
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1904-01-09
Bryan Overdue and No wireless.

NEW YORK, Jan. 9.-William Jen-
nings Bryan has not yet arrived. All
day the steamship Celtic was eagerly
watched for, but late last night she had
not been sighted The tugboat Fred
erick b. Dalzell had steam up and
was ready at the Battery to take Mr..
Bryans friends down the bay, but no
one appeared except group of news
paper men and photographers
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1904-01-09
Suspended For Hazinr.

MlDDLETOWN, Conn, Jan. 9. -
President Raymond Of Wesleyan uni.
versity suspended six members of the
sophomore class until the midyear ex-
aminations in February. The students
are charged with being connected with
the hazing of fellow student last
month
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1904-01-09
Wanderers showed Good Team work

NEW YORK, Jan. 9.-The Wander
crs showed superior team work at
hockey at the St Nicholas rink when it
defeated the team of the New York A.
c. by a score Of to l. During the en-
tire game the interest was intense.
Play was unusually clean.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1904-01-09

Looks almost as though those East
side gubernatorial booms were frozen
somewhere over around RoXbury and
Walden. They will probably get out in
time to see their, shadow on CandlemaS
dav.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1904-01-09
strIke Riots In CHINA.

WASHINGTON, Jan. 9.-Consul Gen
eral McWade, at Canton, China, reports
to the state department by cable that a
riotous strike of 1000 coolies for high
err wages had occurred on the American
railway at SaInam No Americans
were injured.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1904-01-09

CAMBRIDGE, Mass, Jan. .. - The
University Of pennsylvania defeated
Harvard in loosely played game of
basket ball by score of Is to 10. Nei-
Their team did much united woEk. and
the basket shooting was poor.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1904-01-09

The Barre Telegram which is now
running under the auspices of the anti
saloon league is reported to be look
ing for a printer who doesn't smoke,
chew, drink or swear. Sorry, but We
are engaged.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1904-01-09
FRANK E. HOWE, Editor and Publisher

Nermont's supply of murder trials
seems to be holding out ike the recent
cold spell In addition to the home
product too a Vermont man this week
killed a woman he was livilg with in
Boston
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1904-01-09
ladies' Are Invited

to attend the Hat and Rib
bon Sale ut 81 West Main
St, where Miss c. s. Keyes
is pleased to show Millinery
etc, at extremely low prices.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1904-01-09

ROCHESTER,, y, V, Jan, .. - The
University of Rochester team last night
defeated Cornell at basket ball by
score of 26 to 81
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1904-01-09
Notice.

Whereas my wife, Elizab beth STRAIT
ton, has left my bed and board with
out just cause or pruvOcatiOn, | here
by forbid all persons harboring or
trusting her on my account, as | shall
pay no bills of her contracting after
this date
Myron Stratt2n.
Bennington, VT, Jan. 7. 1904. 81
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1904-01-09
Notice

Regular meeting and installation of
officers Of Mt Anthony Chapter No 81
O f. S. on Wednesday evening, Jan
9th 1904 at eight O'Clock.
Lucy J. Burt, Secy
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1904-01-09
Stop 1t.

a neglected cough or cold may lead
to serious bronchial or lung troubles.
Don't take chances when Foley's Hon.
ey and Tar affords perfect security from
serious effects of a cold For sale by B.
A. Quinlan.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1904-01-09

Deans Rheumatic Pills absolutely cure rheu.
matism & neuralgia. Eutirey vegetable.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1904-01-09
A Lie at Stake.

4 If you but knew the splendid mari:
of Foley's Honey and Tar you 9oulG
never be without it, A dose nr tso
will prevent an attack of pneuno. ia
or la grippe. 1t may save your life.
For sale by B. A. Quinlan.
Svenska monitoren., 1904-03-04
EFT LUsTsPEL ToALETTER

Vid franska teaterstjarnors turneer i
America ar Diet mera toaletterna an
talangen son afgora segern.
wi kunna icke bedoma hennes Ia
lang, Diet ar EFT for oss alldeles franz
mande omrade." skref en- gang en-
brasiliansk teaterkritiker helt oppet,
jefferson vi icke forsta det sprak fro
ken Y. talar. Men vi Sc hennes toa-
letter, som kunna fortalja oss en- del
ON Parisermoderna. bet intresserar
oss NEST. eftersom vi ha ogon till att
sc med"
En- impressario, som reste med en-
froken X. i Guatemala eller Bolivia,
tog lardom af dessa fakta. Han lat
trycka affischer af ungefar foljande
utsende:
l alton stor ~forestallning med CAST
~upptradande af froken X. hvarvid
kommer att uppforas "Frou-frou," lust,
spell i fem toaletter af Henri Meilbac
och Ludovic Halevy.
Och nu ga damerna i Argentina, ell.
Ter ON Diet var Ecuador, omkring och
tro att Meilbac och Halevy ar en-
skraddarefrma pa model i Paris.
Svenska monitoren., 1904-03-04
eALANTA INRRoTTsTJUFvAR.

Den franska artigheten antager
standigt nya och f%orbluffande former.
For 0gonblicket talas Diet mycket ON
iva inbrottstjufvars ytterst alskvarda
~upptradande mot EFT ungt, nygift par.
De bada makarna, NJ. och mme Leroy,
aterkommo efter afslutad brollopsdesa
till slit hem i Vincennes. Till sin sto-
ra ofverraskning funno de tamburen
belamrad af en- massa askar och pa
keter af ALA m0jliga storlekar. Som
Diet emellertid val sent pa qvallen och
den unga frun formodade att hennes
NOR skickat dit sakerna / fraga, be-
sloto de att uppskjuta unders0kningen
till pafoljande dag och gingo in i va
ningen. Men knappt hade fru Leroy
kastat en- blick i sangkammaren, f0rr-
an hon med outsaglig fasa malad i
sina anletsdrag ryckte baklanges I'M
der utropet:
- Inbrottstjufvar!
Manner skyndade genast fran till
henne och fick Sc iva karlar, som
tryggt lago och sofvo med sina ruskiga
hufvuden b~ehagligt hvilande mot de
spetsgarnerade kuddarna. Ur stand
att beherska sig uppgaf fru Leroy EFT
hogt skri SAINT vackte dermed de sof.
vande mannen. Dessa rusade 0gon,
blickligen upp och narmade sig med
hotfulla miner de bada makarna. Ia,
rarna strommade Ill den unga fruns
ogon, och med bevekande r0st b0nfoll
hon, s~kalfvande / hela kroppen:
! - Ack, nina herrar, ga err vag; nj
Svenska monitoren., 1904-03-04
koNuNG OSCAR u oMBoRD.

bet var sommaren 1878 pa Lang.
grunden vid Horton.
vi sj0kadetter stodo uppstallda pa
gamla korvetten Nornans skans och
vantade pa konung Oscar II, som skull,
lie komma ombord och inspektera oss.
Mitt hjarta slog litet raskare, mar
vakten skyldrade gevar, da general.
marschens toner smattrade Oliver bat,
teriet och kungsflaggan fl0g i toppen.
bet var ju forsta gangen jag sag kun.
gen pa nara hall. Men Diet alskvarda
leendet oliver MAGISTRATES ansigte lug,
made mig ganska smart.
Till hoger ON mig - som h6gra fly.
gelman - stod var fruktade larare och
k~adettoficer, loitnant P, hvilken vi
naturligtvis betraktade som rotten till
ALT ondt; - ty han korde oss med
strama tyglar, hvilket jag sedan alltid
har varit honom tacksam for.
= Hvad heter du, min gosse? SADIE
kungen och klappade P. pa axeln; han
trodde att Diet var en- af oss!
Och vi sneglade kluckande at hvar,
andra, sd pass respekten Diet medgaf,
p, var naturlige fiende, ON ocksa blot
for EFT 0gonblick degraderad till ka,
dett! bet var nagot for oss kadetter
Sa helsade kungen pa hvar och en-
af oss.
Hvad heter du? SADIE han till
Axel Krefting Hansen - sedermera
MISUNDERSTANDING / Aftenposten.
Axel Krefting Hansen, ers male,
stat.
Hvem ar du son till?
Doktor Kj6nig, ers majestat. .
Han omnamde | f~orlagenheten sin styf
fader.
Kungen sag en- smula mystiiceraG
ut och gick till nasta.
- Hvad heter du?
- Ole Storm. ers majestat.
Och hvem DIR du son till?
Doktor Horgersen, ers majestat
Svenska monitoren., 1904-03-04
DISTRACTION.

Den nyligen aflidne prof. Momm.
sen var kand lika mycket for sin di.
straktion som for sin stora lardom
Har EFT par exempel:
Fran sin bostad i Charlottenburs
brukade han ON mornarna resa med
~sparvagnen in till Berlin. Och under
resan hade han for vana att taga al
sina glasogon och lagga dem till ven.
ster ON sig pa banker. En- dag voro
de ~f0rsvunna. Professor sokte LANCE
och val till venster ON sin plats, men
forgafves. bet kunde aldrig falla no.
nom in att glas0gonen kunde ligga till
hoger, anda tills en- liten flicka med
en- nigning 0fverlemnade dem till no,
nom. For att bel0na den lila for hen.
mes valforhallande tilltalade henne
professorn med EFT vanligt smaleende:
- bet a dugtigt, min lila t0s,
Hvad heter du?
- Anna Mommsen, papa, svarade
flickan.
Medpassagerarna logo.
Pa EFT sjukhus / K0penhamn finnes
en- gammal kirurgie professor, som ar
lika bekant for sin skicklighet som
for sin distraktion.
Har ON dagen kom en- fattig hustru
ln~stortande i konsulteringsrummet
med slit lila barn, som svaljt en- nal
A, hr professor, nj maste aflags.
ma nalen! Jag ar bara en- fattig hust,
ru, och jag kan icke betala nagon st0r.
re summa, men jag skall bli err tack
sam i hela mitt lif ON ii kan fa bort
nalen.
Den code gamle professorn tog bar
ne pa sina armar och bar Diet in i ope'
ratiOnsrummet.
En- halftimme forfeit i angslig van
tan. Sa kom den code professorn vi
med stolt hallning och nalen i sin h0gt
upplyftade h0gra hand.
Har, min CODA qvinna, SADIE har
vanligt, har har nj err nal.
Men barnet, hr professor! Bar
net!
bet fl0g en- skugga Oliver profes
sorns CODA gamla ansigte.
- HERE Gud. SADIE han och sag hell
bedrofvad ut, det ar SAINT - barnet
ia. Diet ar Diet varsta - barnet dog
Svenska monitoren., 1904-03-04

IA gerna ia hvad nj villa, bara nj lem.
mar oss / fred - vi arc alldeles ny
gifta.
Inbrottstjufvarna blefvo mycket ror.
da Diver denna vadjan.
Oroa er int, min fru, svarade
den enc med en- ridderlig bugning, vi
skola int kr0ka EFT har pa ert hufvud.
Eftersom nj ar sa tillmotesgaende
skola vi int ems ia med paketerna,
som vi gjort | ordning och placerat
tamburen. wi ha legat har iva natter
oc htrodde inte att nj skulle komma
tillbaka sd smart; man hade sagt oss
att nj skulle vara borta. ytterligare
iva veckor.
Mar de redan lagat sig till att ga,
vande sig den enc ON och anmarkte:
Det var verkligen tur for er, mitt
herrskap, att nj annu befinna er
smekmanaden!
ia, tillfogade den andre, i Diet
han vande sig till den unga frun, och
dessutom rakar nj vara ungefar jamn'
arig med min dotter och till och med
en- smula Xix henne! Det har ocksa
talat till er favor.
Med dessa ord afdunstade de bada
inbrottstjufvarne.
Polisen har latit anstalla spaningar
efter dem, men de tacksamma unga
makarna forklara att de under inga
omstandigheter komma att vacka atal
mot de artiga forbrytarne.