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The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-04-28
Mo.t Of the storie. True.

A story Is told OF a New England
minister who often speaks In behalf OF
a charity in which he Is interested. At
the close Of n meeting at which he
had spoken with great effect and a
large gain for the charity had been the
direct result a little old woman ap-
preached the minister. oh" she said
earnestly. I've been so interested In
hearing about those poor dear chill
drenl And | suppose a great many OF
those stories you told are really true.
aren't they?"
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-04-28
Tho Kentucky Goa.

"Yes," said the Kentucky Judge, 'the
gentleman shot the mar for calling
him 4 liar and acquitted him."
But that was hardly an excuse.
was it?' argued a Yankee lawyer.
"Of course. why not7 1t was a clear
cAse Of self-defense Detroit Free
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-04-28

II say" said the man who has to
board out. 1--WE found the Ideal place
at last"
What is the advantager" asked the
mar who has married.
The neatness OF the place. The
landlady keeps all the leftover crusts
separate and labeled. so that each man
gets his bread back in the bread
pudding London Tit-Bits-
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-04-28

HE has sold out bis business and
Is going to Europe"
Yes; be made an enormous profit
rom the transaction. but everybody
- asidered 1t more or less crooked
All. / see. The profit Is without
honor In his own country."-PhiladeL
phia Press.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-04-28

Mother-You say your husband no
longer spends his evenings at the club
Daughter-I Don broke him OF that.
How did you manager
Before going to bed l put two easy
chairs close together by the parlor fire.
and then held a match to a cigar until
the got a faint odor OF smoker
New York Weekly.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-04-28

Its a shame the way those Squal.
lcp children are growing up. withou,
any parental restraint whatever"
yes; when their mother Joined the
woman's literary society and began at
tending all the meetings Mr.. squallop
got sort Of reckless and Joined a don't
worry club."-Chlcago Tribune.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-04-28

Miles-Shortun married an heiress
last week and he declares she is all
the world TO him.
Giles-So he's getting ready to col
lect the debt, Ell?
Miles-What debt?
Giles-Why. the one his wife owes
him. l heard him say one time that
the world owed him a living.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-04-28
Opportssity.

She-Yes. papa Is suffering terribly
from gout-he can hardly move his
foot.
He-Bah Jove, Miss Goidie. some
thing seems TO tell me TO speak to him
about our engagement tO-day-Bak
Jove.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-04-28

docs X cost much to live In the
city," asked the rural youth.
about the same as It costs to live
IN the country" replied the village
sage, but It costs like fury to keep up
appearances"
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-04-28

"A souvenir" said the thoughtful
man. thoughtfully. lis something that
we consider to be worth a whole lot
more than It's value."-Chicago Even
Ing Post.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-04-28
vice." h said.

'I've refused George twice." she said.
"but it's no use."
mo use,"
mot a bit. He believes in predes-
t%ination."
What has that to do with IT."
why, he thinks I'm predestined to
be his wife. and OF course. II that 10
20. Ill simply have to give in. no
matter what papa says. He can't ex-
pect me to defy fate"
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-04-28

Going on the stagei Yes. but ran
she actr
well. should say 20. she rom
pletely captivated the Jury when nhe
was testifylng In her divorce case
Philadelphia Bulletin.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-04-28

Miss Charmer-How did Fred pro
pose?
Miss Milyun-He said he didn't
know what he would do unless be got
some money right zway.-Baltimore
American
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-04-28

Towne-That Vas a brave act Of Ur-
bans rushing into the water to save
a woman from drowning.
Suburb-Brave fddlesticks, II was
merely an act OF selhshness on his
part
Towne-Why, how can you say that?
suburbrThe woman he rescued a
a cook that had been with him for six
months.-Chicago News
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-04-28

n. Ane-Wnlie. / forgot to wind my
watch this morning. VIII you bring
1t down to me?
Wnlle-Why don't you let II run
down?-New York Sun.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-04-28

DO you believe In luckr"
Sometimes. See that fat woman
with the red hat over tbersr'
yes"
twenty-five years z she refused
to marry ms."-Cleyeland Plain dealer
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-04-28

An oficsr nee asked an IrishmaA II
he knew what a stratagem wsA "Ycs.
Of course l do" 'rhen." said the
officer, please explain one to me-" Pat
after Ave minutes pause): Suppose
you were firing at the enemy and you
u short OF ammunition and you don't
want the enemy to know. why all you
have to do Is to keep on firing"
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-04-28
Passing Amenities.

Growler-Hil Hi Carn't yer look
out wher' yer a-comin'?
Omnibus-Garnl Shut up, Jack-in-
the-Box,-Punch-
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-04-28

was it worth while to send your
four daughters TO that fashionable
schoolT'
"Sure. One eloped while she was
there and the others came home en-
gased-"-New York Times.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-04-28

Gnes-Robinson Crusoe must have
been a queer sort OF chap.
Miles-Because why?
Gies-Because It was Friday every
day In the week with him.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-04-28

Enraged Reader-I have com. IN to
h~orsewhip the editor.
Office Boy-You'n have to walt. sir;
there are two Others ahead Of you.-
Life.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-04-28

~
The Clowns Baby.
II was out on the Western frontier
The miners. rugged and brown.
Q Were gathered around the posterst
The circus had come 70 town!
The great tent shone In the darkness
Like a wonderful palace OF light.
INC rough men crowded the entrance
Shows didn't come every night!
Not q woman's face among them;
= Many a face that was bad.
And some that were only vacant
And some that were very sad.
> And behind a canvas curtain,
In 4 corner Of the place.
The clown, with chalk and vermillioA.
Was making up" his face
A weary-looking woman.
With a smile thar still was sweet
Sewed on a little garment.
With a cradle al her feet.
Pantaloon stood ready and waiting;
IL was time for the going on;
But the clown In vain searched wildly
The property baby" was one.
Its strange that | cannot hnd-
Therel I've looked In every corner:
Ii must haye been left bskind!'
The miners were stamping and shouting.
They were not very patient men;
The clown bent over he cradle
Il must take you. little Benz"
The mother started and shiyered.
But trouble and want VERY near;
She lifted her bshy gsntly;
You'll be very careful. dearr'
Careful? You foolish darling
How tenderly IL was said:
While a smile shons through the chan
and paint
Il love each hair Of his headg'
The noise rose Into an uproar.
Misrule for the time was king;
The clown. with a foolish ehuekls.
Bottled into the ring.
But an. with a squeak and flourish.
The hddles cloxsd their tune,
You'll hold him as II he was made Of
glass;"
Said the clown to pantaioon-
The iovisl fellow nodded:
y tyHPic m--rIs ne SAUL
Il know how TO handle en-. bless youl
Old fellow. go ahead.'
The fun grew faat and furious.
And not one Of all the crowd
Had guessed that the baby was alive.
When be suddenly laughed aloud.
Oh. that baby Taught q was echoed
From the benches with a ring.
And the toughest customer there sprans
up
With. Boys. It's the real thing
The ring was jsmmsd In a minute.
Not a nIan that did not strive
"A shot at holding the BABY
The baby that was "~aliver'
was thronged By kneellns suitors
In the midst Of the dusty ring.
And he held bis eourt right royalty
The fair little baby king
Till one Of the shouting eourtiers.
A man with a bold. hard face.
The talk. for miles Of the eountry.
And the terror Of the place.
lslsed the little king to bis s~hoaidsr.
2,d chucklrd. Look az that"
the chubby fingers eintched his hzir.
Then. Boys. hand round the hat."
never was such a hatfui
OF silver. and gold. and notes:
'eople are not always p-nniless
Because they do>'t wear coats
nd then. Three cheers for the bnbyl- 4
1 tell you. those cheers were meant. .
nd the way In which they we're given
Was enough 20 raise the tent. ,
nd then there was sudden silence. ,
And a gruf old miner said. ,
boys, enough Of this rumgusi
It's time IL was pat 20 bed" q
D. looking a little sheepish.
But with faces strangely hrigSI 4
be audience. somewhat lingering c
Flocked out into the night. Il
nd the boid-faccd leader chueki-d-
"He wasn't a bit afraid. :
a. game ~ he IL good looking !"
Boys. that was a show that paidi- =
Margaret Vaudegrift- o
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-04-28

mrs. Jones seems to be h~esrtbrokcn
over her husbands death."
Eyes. even her hair has turned black
igain.'-BrookIyn Life.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-04-28

The accompanying Illustration, repro
duced from 4 photograph, shows a
portion Of the famous synodal Print
ing Works in Moscow, the oldest print
ing house In Russia. Here all Russian
sacred books are printed, the house
having a monopoly OF this line OF busi-
ness. The part Of the building seer in
the picture has never been photograph
ed before.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-04-28

"You don't mean to say. doctor. that
you can tell peoples ages by their
teeth. the same as II they were horses.
do you!"
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-04-28

Meeker-There's Grape on the door
owe the way. Old man Jones must be
dead.
Mrs. Meeker-I haven't seen the doc
tor there for over a week.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-04-28

Haggard Looking Room Hunter
Little girl. does your N keep
boarders?
Honest Little GIrl-No. sir; she takes
boarders. but she don't keep EN-
New York Herald.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-04-28

~-~~~~~~s
II pm wife Z club woman. Nike
Marry ths Ike o thok, cor. She us>
aattren. sor."-Dsueft Free Pres.
"Hay, p. what's 'multum In pa
vor~ those three dumplings 20
have just saten."-chicago Recors
Herald.
WinklsET have bssn over in Er
gland whiting the nobility. Van An
lG-Whatd did you think OF our Amer
lean girIs1-Ex-
Worth the sacrfnce-Staylate-
Nay l have 4 kiss before 1 GOT Mis-
Weary-n l give you one win yol
really go1JDdge.
Henri-If l kissed you, would 20,
give 1t away to your fatherl Marie
OF course notl What would he wan
with your kisses11Le Vie Parisienne
Departing Boarder-rm sorry w
couldn't get along. but I hope you are
willing to let bygones be bygones
Landlady-Does that include your
board bill. MI. slopayf
The Smart Man: DE really smaht
h.. ..n.. .norah nsuu
.bls to he foo,.d =.
rlse htno+o, CO.
health several times; displayed quite
. q soHcitude; In fact Dick
Yes, his solicitude IL tender, but un-
fortunately not Ieg.I tander
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1ne rarn IN "os pos uVety
ue nos suemJ Juices. cnicAine l
-.
$500 - - -, 49, :, -
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ooy ny "o'ne' sAiu enere was
pouno OIL sanu III ene iast ooA Oh
prun you sen. up. urocer-"en,
Sou .ea your inouner ena' was me oes'
49, - nun.s-1
- 80.
~
rono Parent ITO young noperuD-
Oniess you keep your race ana hands
Clean your teeth brushed n look
neat the cniidren OF nlce people wont
nave anything 10 90 Win you-tney
won't play with you ioung Hopefui
- pet II l hau u soat ANU d WAGON ,
o@y 'uus 9
"Giady saio Cnumiey 10 nus man +,
nisn SISTER, I've done so much Tor
you you snouiu write me a tesumo- t
MAJ a t~es'ihoniai' lou
mlent say, Dear 6rotner-once was c
q umio, oeiicate girl put SINCE using
your eolars' snirls ana ues l nave Dc a
confe a ne" woman (
Father-So you o dinner at VIII Il
SHOUTS mousse to-oay- nope when
1t came to extra heipIngs you had q
2
manners enough 10 say NO tommy 4
On yes ST. said NO several u
nmes- fatner-1ou dld, en-! Tommy b
sn' Mrs- STOUT kept asKln me b.
i 1 nao enougn--fniiaoeipnia fress- Ia
Mother-Elsie, your sister tells me n
you took a second helping Of pudding Al
It Mrs Browns today Little Elsie Il
so L QlQ. M @DO YOU think thai II
vas rishl Eisie' Les iou kno" OF
'ou nave olren toio me not 10 contra %
lict any one ana Mrs- brown salo, 4 o.
no" Elsie VIII nave seconu neipihs u
o puooing, aiu couion contradict IN
couio na
The New Woman's Quandary.- az
Yes" the new woman remarked, Il 81
m greatly troubled by whatr' ca
Well, / want to get married, just te
that can, n l don't want to AZ
Ct married just 10 prove tnat dont I"
i've 10. III DON'T tney say cant; q"
l DO, they'll say l nave no more IN
ependence tnan any otner :.
hicago Post
Old Uncle Ben wanted to have his CIR
painted, but he did not care MOI
pay very much for 1t. Surely that AT
4 large sumY' he said, when the ar
It named the price. The artist pro con
sted. and assured him that, as Dor. Ing
ats went, that was very little to tina
K Uncle Ben hesftated. "Well.n 7
said. at length. .how much will II "th
n 7 furnish the naintY, OPP
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-04-28

women evidently have no sense Of
humor," remarked the ~bald-headed
philosopher.
why do you think thusly7' asked
the youth with the ingrowing mus
tache.
III they had" replied the philosophy
dispenser, they would never get past
the love, honor and obey part of the
marriage ceremony without IN audible
giggA."
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-04-28

~when does a girl reach the mar.
E1Ageable age'Y"
when her fathers purse has reach
- the manageable sIze."-Detroit
vxoo-Press.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-04-28

why, Tommy, how you do grown
Yes, Auntie. I think they water me
too much Why, I'm bathed night and
morning"
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-04-28

Nothing can keep some men from
doing fool tricks. The writer Of this
IL one OF them.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-04-28

When a young man visits a strange
town. he always walks in a stilted,
unnatural, company way.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-04-28

"And this" exclaimed the traveller
from the old world. emerging from his
state room and gazing dresmily at the
shore line ahead OF him. lis free Amer
Ion 80
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-04-28

Which explains why this particular
patient never went again to that par
ticular dentist.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-04-28

Much as a man believes In the doc
trine OF forgiveness, he hates to do
all Of It
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-04-28
LET Us ALL LAUGH.
JOKES FROM THE PENS OF VA
RiOuS HUMORISTS

Pleasant Incidents Occurring the
World over-sayiugs h Are Cheer
full TO Old or Young-Fuuny Sslsc-
tioHs that You VIII Enjoy.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-04-28

Tess-some men are awfully slow.
aren't they?
Jess-Yes. and they're so aggrava-
ting. There was n sat alongside OF
me coming down In the car this morn.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-04-28

"WeIl.r answered the fair natIent

Shall I administer gas before sx-
tracing your toothr asked the den
fist
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-04-28

Edyth-Aunt Margaret used to say
she wouldn't marry the best man on
earth.
Mayme-And did she keep her wordf
Edyth-Yes; but she got married just
the same.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-04-28

NO" said the bored looking passen-
ger In the steamer chair. ''That Is
New York City"
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-04-28
No TronbIe in Hou.e-Huntinr.

understand that you n
jenkins have both found desirable new
tenements.
Wicks-Yes. Jenkins moved into my
nat and I moved into his.-somerviIle
Journal
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-04-28

Jess-Gracious! no; but he was read
ing a novel. and he wal never ready to
turn the page when I was.-Philadel-
phia Press.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-04-28

Tess-YOu weru't trying to dirt with
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-04-28

from a back township, IF It doesn't
cost any more I'd rather you'd give
me electric light"
The daily morning journal and courier., 1904-04-25

not.'' In the various experiences of life, in the testing, in temptations, in our sorrows and joys how often we say, surely the Lord is in this place. and I knew it not. The evidence of God in life was brought forcibly before his hearers. The evening service was un- der the auspices Of the Dwight Place Brotherhood. A company 2of young la- dies assisted the quartette in the mu- sic
 The Congregational church supper will be served in the new parish house this evening at 6:30. The ladies with their increased facilities will be pleased to serve all friends. The music will be furnished by the choir and organist of Dwight Place church. Toasts will be responded to by Rev. F. R. Luckey, Judge l.. w. Cleaveland, Lewis S. Welch. and Rev. pr. Watson l.. Phil lips.
 Many friends will doubtless avail themselves of the opportunity to hear the address of the evening in the church at o'clock by the Rev. Donald Sage Mckay, D. D., his subject being ''Hunors and Pathos of Ministerial Life in Scotland One Hundred Years Ago. Dr. Mckay is the eminent pas tor of the Collegiate church, which was organized in New York city in 1928. The guest of the club at it's annual meeting in East Haven on June IS will be the distinguished author, Dr. Will liam ]. Long.
 !, On Wednesday at ? o'clock the la dies benevolent society of Dwight Place church meet for work in the par lors of the parish house. Barrels will be packed for the Lincoln Normal school at Marion. Ala. Contributions of clothing asked. for quite F number of children eight to twelve Eears old. Or Thursday at 7:3o thS Young Wo-
The daily morning journal and courier., 1904-04-25

will be held at o'clock this morning from Holy Trinity church.
 Center lodge of Meriden had charge of the services at the Masonic home yesterday afternoon.
 c. F. Wooding has sold out his in terest in the electrical business to Her. bert I. Lee.
 George Lyons of Yalesville died Sat- urday morning after short illness with pneumonia, aged 42 years. He was un- married. Funeral this afternoon at o'clock with interment in Walnut Grove cemetery, Meriden..
 MT. and Mrs. w. S. Parr are visiting in Baltimore.
 Quite delegation from 4. H. Dutton post, c. A. R., will pay a visit to Com rade D. w. Ives in East Wallingford Wednesday evening, and help him eel ebrate his birthday.
 Twins, boy and a girl were born to Mr and Mrs. Patrick J. Masterson of Ward street Saturday.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1904-04-25
CHILDREN'S CARNIVAL AT WAR
 NER HALL,


 Sixty-four children are being trained for the various solos and choruses, ball. let dances and fancy marches in the fairy play and gypsy operetta which are to be features of the eleventh an- nual recital of the Reynolds School of EIocution and Dancing in Warner hall on Saturday afternoon, April 30
 The gypsy queen is Miss Rhea Scan- lon, the little fortune teller, Miss Mar garet Reynolds; the gypsy flower girl. Miss Beulah Barker, and the dancing girls are Leah Orgler, Vida Hill, Mar garet Reynolds and Irene Lanzie, who are all accomplished dancers, and a chorus of thirty-two gypsies.
 Thirty-two tiny tots from four to eight years of age will present ''The Fairies Holiday" the principal parts being taken by Jane Hill as the fairy queen, Jule Freedman as a water sprite Helen Bowers as a butterfly, and Man ming Reynolds as a Brownie.
 An Indian dance will be executed by Edward Reynolds and Clifford Dill, the latter not yet four years of age. Helen Powers in butterfly dance and Jule Freedman in the water sprite, Char lotte and Junea Ullman, Helen Keegan, Grace and Anna Mcclure, Charlotte Myers and Jane Hill are also graceful and talented children who will appear in solo dances. Recitations will be giv- en by Minnie Hallbauer, Rhea Scanlon, Lulu Dwyer, Margaret Reynolds, Jane
The daily morning journal and courier., 1904-04-25
Do You Know The White Lined Venetian Enameled Ware.

of Imported Enamel Bit Less The most lib with every Venetian Enaeed Ware Somso of wilb n
The daily morning journal and courier., 1904-04-25
Robertson will return about the first of

Robertson will return about the first of October.
 Members of troop A, Connecticut cavalry, have a new trophy, which will be given a conspicuous place in their new armory. It is the silver cup offer led for the winner of the tug-of-war match between the local team and that of the Hartford Horse Guard, which took place in Hartford Thursday even- ing.
 Mrs. Henry Spencer Parmelee has announced the engagement of her daughter, Miss Mary E. Parmelee, to Lieutenant William Whittemore Low of the U. S. navy. Miss Parmelee, who is a. daughter of the late Henry s. Parme- lee, is one of the most charming girls
The daily morning journal and courier., 1904-04-25
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MARCH II. 1904.

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 TOT ,SHELBURNE FALLS, Turner's Fla ana aI1 .asolyoke-7:50 a. m. and 400 D.. m. | Westiield, i:50 a. m.. 400 5:57 D. m. For BENNINGTON and New Hartford ;50 a. m, 12:04, 400, 5:57 D. m.
 Eof WATERBURY,, via Cheshire, S:43s 29i, 2i25 | '4e, z .so o;9o p. m. Sundays 900 a.
 For DERBY AND ANsoNIA-7 :o0. g. 91 y;43 5o a. m., 12: :05 noon, 2:30 40, 5:20. 71 5is3 5i;3O P m; Sundays-S:30 a. m.. 123
 For n Waterbury 500, 9:45. q. l2:Oo, 2:3O, 5:20, TAO, 1:3O, D. m. SN oays S;S0 a. m., 12:05 e:35, 8:20 D. m. Eor WlNSTED-7:10 9:45 a. m., 2:30. 5 I;40 D. m; Sundays-S:30 a. m., 6:35 D.
 For DANBURY, PITTSTIELD and In{ mediate Doints-6:00 a. m. via Bridgepf 9:23 a. m.. 3:57 D. m
 For LITCHFIELD and points on Lithcf' 1 Junction.
 Express Trains. xLocal Express. aDoes not connect for New Britain. Il Parlor car limited.
 0. Nj. SHEPARD. c. T. HEMPSTEA1 Gen. Supt- Gen. Pass. q
The daily morning journal and courier., 1904-04-25
WALLlNGFORD

"Bill' Young, the umbrella mender, was up before Judge Phelps Saturday morning, charged with drunkenness and breach of the peace. He was given 30 days in jail and $11.SS costs.
 W. A. Booth, through his counsel, At torney Downes, has brought suit against the town for damages for al legged defective highway where his horse was killed last week by going down an embankment.
 The Empires had an easy task ce- feating the Norwich Bowling team, winning three straight games. The to- tals were 2494 to 22S3.
 The funeral of William F. Bridget