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The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-11-09

FOR sALE-A 1o-sOOM oAMBRUr,
roof house Just completed at washingAoa
Park; every convenience. with . lots Z.
excellent location. Price $500 Terrns
easy. ISAAC L. GOFF co.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-11-09

WANTED-SUPT. OF WOOD WORK
ing shop. experienced in hard wood Ad-
dress A-3l. News Office ols-u
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-11-09

EXPERIENCED GIRLS FOR GEN.
eral work in city and country 20 Ar
Cade. n2-tf
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-11-09

FOR SALE-A FOUR MILY
house near Washington Park; good rem
tai property. Low price and liberal terms
ISAAC l.. GOFF co.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-11-09

wANTED--A MAN OVER 25 TO FOL
low extensive newspaper advertising. Ad-
dress Az, News office. o6-u
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-11-09
REAL ESTATE FOR SALE.

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Swks. 7c. per word; 1mo. Sc per word.
FOR SALE-FARM IN JOHNSTON
near Scituate line. Forty acres, s-room
house in good condition: shade end fruit
trees, meadow, pasture and woodla nd.
Price $500. c. L. g. H j. GROSS. man
sgers OF estates. Union Trust building.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-11-09
REDUCED RATES
S1.5O TO New York
JOY LINE
UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
Freight, Express and Passenger
Rates Lowest.

Steamers leave daily (Sundays excepted)
from dock, South Water st, near Point
street bridge, at $50 p. m. Tickets and
staterooms at GIBsoN's. No. weybos-
set st, or at the dock
A. s. PITTS, Agent
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-11-09

FOR sALE-IN oLNEYvIIL,n. A q,
family hou' f Is room for $4,000 Terms
made easy. ISAAC L. GOTT Co. IN
Westminster street
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-11-09

WANTED-AN ACTIVE, EDUCATED
man OF business ability. AodT SIS Ais
News Office. olS-t.f'
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-11-09
HELP WANTED-FEMALE.

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The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-11-09

IF YOU PAY SIS OR MORE A MONTH";
for rent. we can show you figures ana a
home that will surprise you. ISAAC l..
L. GOFF CO. "
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-11-09

FOR sALE-CHOICE HOMES AT
Washington Park, for $1,000 up. Home
seekers and Rent-payers look them over.
ISAAC L. GOFF co.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-11-09

wANTED-A GOOD MAN FOR OUT
side work. Address ABS, news VI
flee. Vls-ti
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-11-09

OUR HAPPY HOME PLAN Is THE
best home-buying proposition ever offer-
ca. our experience and capital enables
US to fulfil every promise we male
ISAAC l.. GOFF CO
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-11-09

WANTED - GOOD statesmen TO
represent a well known insurance
Agency. Address AS, News once. o-Nr
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-11-09

If YOU HAVE 500 AND PAY sl2 A
.hontn LOT rent you can own a nice up
-uate nome just on the outskirts OF the
city ISAAC L. GOFF co.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-11-09

wANTED-REsPoNsI BUSINESS
House desires capable high-grade men
for N E. cities. Address Al News
Office. o1-tf
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-11-09

nitHa SALEM PROCESS OF COM
- aois = lew modern s-room cottages 10
ss sSon ior 1900 and on such easy terms
ISAAC L. GOFF co.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-11-09

WANTED - statesmen TO SELL
harness dressing and specialties. Address
AS. News Office. o7-f
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-11-09

WE WANT A personal, TALK
with every man with gumption and fore
slght enough to be interested in a nome
of his own. ISAAC l.. GOFF co.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-11-09

TOR sAlE-Two MODERN RESI-
denees or 10 rooms. In ideal Ioca tons.
sson sssoonntalnlng every up-to-date convenience
ySU Gown, $40 month secures one
ISAAC L. GOFF CO.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-11-09

FOR SALE

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Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-24
.al ,......,.."......s25 $3.50 Is sos IS N54 %


rms leaves me net profit of a little
over Sl.5S hen. They laid an average
of 1876 eggs each Were mostly old hens
of Plymouth Rock and Leghorn breeds.
In winter keep them in a warm house
OF modern build, 12x30 feet, and in an
old shed They are fed wheat or oats
scattered in litter of straw in the
morning, At noon they are fed a mash
consisting of bran and corn meal with
boiled potatoes, beef scraps and red pep
per occasionally added Salt is given
every day, AT two O'clock they are fed
whole cabbages or other green food and
at four O'Clock all the corn they will eat
up clean. In summer they are fed
about the same, except that the green
food is omitted and not so much corn
given, as they have the range of the
whole farm
| raise all my chicks and hatch them
by hens. remove my setting hens
from the henhouse to another place
when setting them. They are set in
cheese boxes. BY the use of these |
hardly have a hen break her eggs. Last
year 80 per cent of all the eggs set
hatched and this year they are equally
as fertile,
have now over 100 head OF young
stock, ali Of which are thoroughbred
Single Comb White Leghorns, Mot
tied Anconas and Silver Penciled Wyan-
dottes. Experience tells me that pure
bred poultry is far more profitable than
mongrels.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-24

rear; the ratters of the roof are FIVE and
OK feet front and back, braced at b to
strengthen the roof. The dropping board
Cd b at rear is 31a feet wide, two feet
from floor Perches (P) are six inches
above platform. A curtain CO is hung
from roof, to drop down to this plat
form on cold nights closing the hens
in nice warm roosting chamber. The
long arm of the roof, and the back of
the house are covered with building pa
per to keep out cold and drafts at night,
Many use no glass, but have muslin over
windows. This house costs about one
dollar per hen and will last at least ten
years. Allow six cubic feet of space TO
each hen and divide house into compart-
ments allowing "a hens to a compart-
ment.-Ohio Farmer.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-24
The Horse.

The horse is a logical and therefore a
teachable animal. Once convince him
that locomotive or any other object of
terror is not really dangerous and he
will never shy at it again. Every year
accidents occur because the harness
breaks or the vehicle upsets, and then
the horse runs away. But such acct
dents are unnecessary. Any horse can,
with little pains. be taught to hold
back carriage by his hind quarters as
well as by the breeching, To have
wheels come off, and straps and other
things hitting his legs, should PAL
of every colts education. Country Life
in America.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-24
For Growing Girls.

West Pembroke, Me-, March 2l.-Mrs.
A. l.. Smith, of this place, says that
Dodd's Kidney Pills are the best remedy
for growing girls. Mrs. Smith emphasizes
her recommendation by the following ex-
perience:
My daughter was thirteen years old
last November and it is now two years
since she was first taken with Crazy
Spells that would last week and would
then pass off. In month she would have
the spells again. At these times she
would eat very little and was very yellow,
even the whites of her eyes would be yell
low
THE doctors gave us no encouragement,
they all said they could not help her,
After taking one box of Dodd's Kidney
Pills, she has not had one bad spell. OF
course, we continued the treatment un.
til she had used in all about a dozen
boxes, and we still give them to her oc.
casionally, when she is not feeling well.
Dodds Kidney Pills are certainly the best
medicine for growing girls" -
Mothers should heed the advice of Mrs.
Smith, for by SO doing they may save
their daughters much pain and sickness
and ensure healthy happy future for
them.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-24
POULTRY YARD POINTERS.

Select eggs from the best layers and
hardest hens for Matching.
Hang blankets over the poultry
house window on extreme cold nights.
In making up an egg ration, do not
forget liberal allowance of sunshine.
The hen cannot manufacture eggs
when she is feeding lice with her life
blood.
shed occasionally, and the fowls will
be healthier.
A dull sunken eye in fowl denotes
defective nutrltive power and lack of
constitution and vigor.
Prevent disease by keeping the poul-
try house clean, dry and properly ven
tilated and supplying pure, nutritious
food.
One of the great secrets of success
in the poultry business is in doing the
little things at just the time when they
need to be done.
If farmers would keep strict accounts
with their fowls they would be sur
prised at the profit derived In proper
ton to the capital invested.
In order to get strain or blood es-
tabIished, it is not only necessary to
breed in line. but to select and breed
the choicest standard birds each year
Birds that have been fed heavily
during the early winter to get them
in show condition will probably not
be so quick to lay as those that have
been fed sparingly.
Soaking whole grain by pouring boil
ing water over it and allowing it to re-
main for "a hours, will cause it to
swell and prove an acceptable change
for the fowls.-Commercia Poultry.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-24
A Masticating Wooer.

at is with faltering penmanship that
/ write to have communication with you
about the prospective condition of your
damsel offspring. For some remote time
past secret passion has firing in my
bosom internally with loving for your
daughter"
So begins the letter 81 a love-stricken
Babu, The writer continues:
my educational capabilities have aban-
doned me and here | now cling to those
lovely long tresses of your much coveted
daughter like mariner shipwrecked on
the rock of love. As TO my scholastic
caliber, | was recently rejected from the
Rangoon college, and | am now masticat-
ing. Penang Gazette.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-24
The Relative Importance.

Lord Fitznoodle Gumsucker was writ
ing his sister, Lady Fitzgerald Dust
seeker, of his American bfide-to-be.
she is beautiful of face and tigure! he
wrote, rapturously.
Whereat Lady Dustseeker, impatient,
intrusted her answer not to the slow-go-
ing mails, but to the flashing cable:
Never mind the face, she cabled, "but
be sure about the igure!"-N. Y. Times.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-24
A Chance for Matilda.

Conjurer pointing TO his cabinet)--
Ladies' and gentlemen, now call your
attention to the great illusion of the
evening. will ask any lady in the
audience to step on the stage and enter
the cabinet, | will then close the door,
When | open it again the lady will
have disappeared leaving no trace.
Husband Ito his wife)-Matilda, my
love, do oblige the gentleman and
walk up.--Tit-Bits,
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-24
AN OHIO POULTRY HOUSE.
It's Cost Is About One Dollar Per Hen
and 1t Will Last for at Least
Ten Years.

At the annual state agricultural con-
vention at Columbus, O., T, f. Orr, sec
rotary of the American Poultry associa-
ton, and very successful poultry
breeder, described the form OF poultry
house that he uses. A cross section is
shown herewith, The house is IL feet
wide, 51a feet high in front and Az in
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-24
MA5nlLE[IS;:pk<1 |
~ Md6SSAss,as, ~ =. * A assssr ~
OF Course.

81 hear tn Wildly 0Flynn has mar
ried Martin Mahoney at lasht," said
Mr.. O'Tunder.
"Yis," replied Mr.. O'Toole. They
wor married lasht Choosday."
AN phwere are they now?"
"Shure, Katie told me this marnin'
thot they HOY gone away fer their Ma
honeymoon. Judge.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-24
Kept His Accounts.

81 keep my husbands accounts for
him. Sometimes they're in the most
dreadful tangle."
"You must be a wonderful business
woman"
"A wonderful lawyer, you mean. I'm
talking about his accounts of where he
spends his evenings Cincinnati Com
mercial Tribune.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-24
CLEVER LADS EXPERIENCE.
He Handled a Flock Of Poultry in a
Way That Yielded Him Big
Returns.

A New York lad of 10 tells in a re-
cent issue of the Farmers Gazette OF his
success in handling flock of poultry
They were cared for during his spare
time while attending high school. He
says:
During the last year | went TO the
high school 40 weeks and kept poul-
try during my spare time. The monthly
record of my flock of IS hens is as fol-
lows:
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-24
Is Officially Denied.

johannesburg, March 19.--The re.
port that Lord Miner, British high
commissioner in South Africa, had
Cancelled the permit issued to VIM. T
Stead to travel in South Africa, owing
to the character of the speeches re-
Gently delivered by Mr.. Stead, is Off
cially denied
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-24
Another Kind of Jam.

What's Bobby crying for?
Mrs. Haskell-Oh! the poor boy caught
his finger in the pantry door.
Haskell--H'm lie evidently didn't
get the jam he was looking for that time
Tit Bits.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-24

New York, March 19-The thirty
fifth annual reunion of the Society of
the army of the Potomac will be held
in conjunction with the meeting of
the department of Connecticut, G. A.
R., at Hartford, Conn, on May IS and
49, Gen. N, M. Curtis will be orator.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-24
Wars Horrors.

Mrs. Highmore--lsn't war dreadful
thing?
Mrs. Gaswell--lt's perfectly horrd.
The papers were so full of it this morn
ing that they only had room for five
or six lines about my party last night.
Chicago Tribune,
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-24
AS Usual.

Ernie--Why was Mrs. VICES so late
in attending the meeting of the Society
of Universal Peace?
Ida-She had spat with her husband
because he refused to mind the baby
Chicago Daily News.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-24
Her Finish.

A maid-her name / will not give
Dyed for years that she might live:
She dyed her cheeks, also her lips,
Her hair her brows, her finger tips,
But at last she died and left a store
OF dyes, and now she'll dye no more.
Cincinnati Enquirer.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-24
Tried It on the Crows.

The daughter of country rector
taught the choir boys new tune at
Monday evenings practice. to be
sung on the following Sunday. Sun
day morning came.
well, Sammy" said Miss x, Il
hope you haven't forgotten the new
tune, for we depend much on you"
Nav, mum, not bit. Why, I've
been a-skeering the crows with It all
the week. "-Tit-Bits.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-24

Dad" said little Reginald, what Is
bucket shop"
"A bucket shop, my son." said the
father, feelingly, "a bucket shop is a
modern cooperage establishment to
which man takes barrel and brings
back the bung-hole. Town Topics.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-24
Endowment,

This life's a game, wise folks declare,
Where luck may help lot
The men who win are much amused
And those who lose are not
--Washington Star.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-24
A Talented Kentucky Girl

Paducah, KY, March 19.-Miss
Aline Bagby of this city graduated,
Thursday, from the New York school
of dramatic art and was awarded the
$500 Belasco diamond medal. Miss
Bagby is young and talented.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-24
In No Danger

Mistress-l think you handle those fine
china dishes very carelessly.
Domestic-Dont worry, mum. They
are so light that they wouldn't hurt even
If dropped EN- on my toes, mum.--N. Y.
Weekly.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-24
Professional jealousy

This world of ours Is all stage
And men but players are
A lot of US are supefs, though
We're sure We ought to star.
washington Star.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-24
Megaphoning Above.

How loud Brother Brown talks in
meetin'!"
Eyes; Providence has been turnin
a deaf ear to him lately an he's givin
it piece of his mind. Atlanta Con.
stitution.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-24
Making the Best of It.

Miss Gotham-Amateur photography
is all the rage in New York.
Aunt Rural-Well, s'pose most of the
rooms in those flats you live in are toe
dark for anything else.--N. Y. Weekly
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-24
Epitaph.

Percy studied chemistry,
Studied long and late.
Percy breathed some chlorine gas,
He'll not graduate
Cornell Widow,
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-24

Do not believe Piso's Cure for Consump'
ton has an equal for coughs and colds:-J
F. Boyer, Trinity Springs, Ind, Feb. ID, 100
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-24
Overstrung.

Could any one call us stupid.
Or deny that 1t Is so,
II we were 10 say that Cupid
Has too many strings to his bow?
philadelphia Bulletin.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-24
TIE. Inte and Billion Dollar Grass

The two greatest fodder plants on earth,
one good for IA tons hay and the other so
tons green fodder per acre. Grows every
where, so does Victoria Rape, yielding
10000 lbs. sheep and swine food per acre.
TX. IL
JUST SEND 10c IN STAMPS TO THE
John A. Salzer Seed Co., Lacrosse, Wis,
and receive in return their big catalog and
lots of farm seed samples.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-24
w, l., DOUGLAS
s3,se &s3 SHOES Y saSE
w. L. Douglas

w. l.. Douglas
shoes have by their
excellent style,
easy-ftting, a n d
superior wearing
qualities, achieved
the largest sale of
any shoes In the
world.
They are just as good
as those that cost you
81 to So the only
difference is the price.
Sod Everywhere.
Look for name and
price on bottom.
Douglas uses Corona
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-24
No Chance for n SHORTAGE.

What puzzles you?"
"Oh, was just wondering what kind
of an excuse the iceman will give for
putting up prices next summer. Chi
cago Post
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-24
Ladies Can Wear Shoes

One size smaller after using Aliens Foot
Ease. A certain cure for swollen, sweating,
hot, aching feet. At all druggists, Csc. Ac-
cept no substitute. Trial package FREE.
Address A. S. Olmsted, lie Roy, N, Y.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-24

II you succeed in making yourself man
you will succeed in everything else.-Gar
field
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-24

Washington, March 19.-Tne condi.
ton Of Mrs, Nelson A, Miles, who Is
dangerously i'll at the Miles residence
here, is reported better.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-24

and works off the cold. Laxative Bronze
Quinine Tablets. Price Is cents
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-24

Tommy-You said shouldn't eat
those mnce pies in the pantry; that
they would make me i'll. !"
Mother-Yes, Tommy.
Tommy COMMUNICATIVE, man.
ma, they haven't! Illustrated Bits.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-24
Had Never Heard 1t.

He told her the old, old story
And caused her heart to stir.
The tale was blaze of glory
For it was new to her.
Philadelphia Press.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-24
Russia's Neckband in Danger.

Japan and Russia are at war,
But one can win; We know not which.
1t seems that Russia at the start
Does get It In the neckovitch.
-Yonkers Statesman
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-24

Husband-"Does Jack know Miss Pep
pertree?' Wife (calmly)-"I believe not.
for he has asked her to marry him.
Town and Country.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-24
JsT sENp 10c IN STAMPS TO THE

Some fellows have lots of push, but ex.
pend most of it on saloon doors.-Phila-
delphia Record.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-24

Ebenezer was out hunting the other
day, and, having fired at bunny, he
ook aim again, when his sister cried:
why, Eb your gun amt loaded"
Hush" whispered the boy, de rab-
bit doan' know dat Detroit Free
Press.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-24

Tombstone epitaphs don't fool the re-
cording angel.-Chicago Daily News.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-24
Worth the Money.

Struggling Dramatist-I can't see how
Littlewitt managed to get such a big
price for that trashy play Of his. They
say that Miss Footlights paid him sl0,-
900.
First Nighter-I presume you know
that she is in love with her leading
man"
Yes"
We'll Littlewitt's play has 25 kisses
in tn Y. Weekly.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-24

Putnam Fadeless Dyes color Silk, Wool
and Cotton at one boiling.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-24

A man may be perfectly square and
move in the best crcles.-Phladelph
Record.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-24

1t is a good deal easier to drop into .
rut than to rise out of it.-Ram's Horn.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-24

Kleptomaniacs will take anything but
kes.-Chicago Daily News.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-24

Checkers say, Willie, do you think
that your sister would marry me?
Willie-Yes; she'd marry almost any
one-Ally Sloper
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-24

CoItskin, which Is everywhere conceded to
he the finest Patent Leather yet produced.
Fast Color Eyefsts used Shoes by mall 26c. extra
Write for Catalog. WI Douglas, Brockton, Mass
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-24

Townlot-Hello, Harker! You seem
all done up. Gasoline stove?
Harker-No! Chatting dish.
Misunderstanding dishes don't ex-
plode.
Harker-My wife threw it.-Chicago
Daily News.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-03-24
Instantly Relieved ( Speedily
Cured BY Baths with
[ lltlC|lta
y SOAP

And gentle anointings
with CUTICURA
OINTMENT, purest
andsweetest of emollients
and greatest Of skin cures.
tmeans instant relief and
refreshing sleep for tor
tured, disfigured, itching,
and burning babies, and
rest for tired, fretted
mothers, when all else
fails.
Sold throukhou, the weird, cutisura Reselvsnt ms.
lin form OF Chocolate Coated Pills. &c per vial 81 CO..,
Ointment Soc, Soap, 2sc Depotsl Iondsp, Charter
house So Paris Rue de Ia Pais Boston, lS Colambus
Ave Potter Drug Chem. Corp, Soils PFoprisors.
n ganA for ! 10 GuVa Ea. IlnR.nR
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1904-08-25

There is a story, showing some
tlling of he intricacies of the
English language, of a business
nan, who, knowing nothing OF
horses, took his wife for a drive.
He was anxious about the dispo
sition of the horse he was to drive
and was assured by the liveryman
from whom he hired it that the
animal was perfectly safe as long
as the reins were no allowed tc
become mixed up with his tail
The city man hesitated. but was
encouraged to proceed by the as
surance IF you just keep HI,
reins away from his tail he vii.
BE all right As he returned III
horse in the evening the livery
nan said Well, l see you have
had no trouble. . oh. no. SAID
slae man; we had only one show
r while ne were out and my wis.s
red her umbrella over his tai
Hilsle that lasted.