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These are the days when all the little
] rivulets obtain cognition.-Pittsburg
Press.
The grand jury is forging to the front
! as the nations paramount institution
Milwaukee Daily News
Flour is going so high that paste dia-
monds may soon be worth mor'. than the
real,-Cincinnati Times-Star
There is one ambition left to the bill
ionaire, and that is TO be able to trim
his clothes with radium. Columbus Dis
patch.
1t seems now that Congress and the
postal department both live in glass
houses and both throw stones.--Auanta
Journal.
The publication Of St Louis politics is
NOT only an iridescent dream, but hor-
rihiy fictitious nightmare.-St. Louis
| Globe Democrat.
]. D. Rockefeller say, that golf has
made him feel twenty years younger.
Promising for Chicago University.
Lonis Republic.
1t is now generally believed that next
to Ohio, Satsuma, Japan, is The great
est breeder of great men on earth.-Cin-
CA nati Times-Star.
Proof readers with working knowl-
edge of the Russian language should
command high salaries from now on
Boston Transcript.
A Baltimore young man Gains to be
able TO talk 65.040 words "a hour. His
political debut cannot be long postponed.
Washington Post.
The Democracy is taking so much time
i'll developing candidate that he ought
to he fine 81 ecimen when he material
izes.-Washingt Star.
The New England undertaken who ad-
rertiseS himself as Il "mortician" is try
ing 10 put the English language under
ground, too.--Philadelphi Ledger.
European editors continue to sneer at
the Monroe doctrine. and European gov
ernments continue to treat il with the ut
most respcct.-Kansas City Journal.
The rise in the price of camphor balls
is regrettable, of course, hut the high ball
remains serenely perched on the usual
price.--Cincinnat Commercial Tribune
A Harvard professor declares that
football is breaking up study. Hereto
fore it has been content TO break up
and mutilate students.-W ashington
Post
The man in Cleveland. Ohio, who has
been eating match heads would he in a
sad fix if they should obey the ten1eney
of the times, and strke!-St. Louis
World.
What nc-t after great financier pro
cpeds in court against his wife's brother
for alternating his wifes affections? This
ought to approximate the limit.-Boston
Herald.
Secretary Taft says It will be many
years before the Filninos will be fl for
self-governncnt Sometimes we might
envy the Filipinos-St Louis Globe
Democrat.
, Bunau-Narilla says the building OF the
canal will take seven years; but Uncle
Sam and Jean Crapaud are somewhat
, different when it comes TO doing business.
Washington Times.
The Niederoesterreichisch Gewerbe-
: verein' of Austria is coming 20 the
. worlds fair The information bulcau
will have n special clerk during the visit
, st. Louis Republic.
Aha. now We know why Uncle Andy
e Carnegie has been 50 eager to give away
r his money. 1t has been discovered that
:. all money has bacillus staphylococcus on
. it.--Augusta Chronicle.
r Korea has recognized Panama. hut II
e is greatly feared that Panama will +,
unable to recognize Korea after the war
ring powers retire from her territory
e Cleveland Plain Dealer.
A Swiss gentleman says that he has
an electrical instrument that could Kill
off an army at one shock. The man
must be an opponent Of the pension sys
i tem-Topeka State Journal
The reduction OF half a cent a gallon
in the price of refined oils must be a
great blow to the hopes Of President
p Harper TO make il really great uni
yersity. indianapolis News.
II is stated that prominent women In
New York have formed a guild for s0lv
ing the servant girl problem. But the
servant girl is not a problem. she is 4
Philadelphia Evening Item.