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STORE.
1900 81. Ii. ". b. .1. 90
1917 Pa av, 1r. Gel. 30. q
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PHO L. II, eel. W. 70. ~
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FLATS.
THE CARLISLE. 1919 n,
non-housekeepins-
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2r and b. 1850
sos Esd, "A, Or, h-..20. 30
sos A 23d, 5r, b. :. 20. 80
$50 Goth Ar. b. 1850
O52 26th. list a, 4r. b. Il 30
2520 F, fats, 3r, w.10.W
OFFICE ROOMS
lS2-486 La av. heated
rms 50, $40, $l2.60.$0
STABLES.
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houses and Eats apply at
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MEDICAL.

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aenemic comet ons. Locomofor AtaAia. Rheums.
tism Nervousness. Dyspersa. Skin Diseases and
Deafness successfully treated. Consultation free
Prices moderate Offices I235 New York ave.
Hoars. 10 20 3. nu6-3m-1
KOCH nNnALATlONS.
For Consumption, Bronchiiis Asthma Hay
Fever and Caturrh. Only place in Washington tor
administration OF the KOCH TREATMENT.
Ofices: 1898 New York ave.
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For PENTHOUSE NO. 1871 VERMONT AVE:
seven rooms and bath Inquire at 1885 Vermont
ave. se2&-Sts
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FOR RENT-A NICE 4ROOM FLAT WITH ALL
convenences and hot-water heat: back porch:
1914 18th st. NV: rent only $50. THEOD fRlE-
BIS. Bank bldg cor. 18th and G sts. NV.
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COUNTRY PROPERTY.

CUUN II Z 1EO1 Z.
WILL BUY COUNTRY HOME WITHIN TEN
miles of city $500 10 $1,000 From owners
only Full description In first letter. No agents.
Address COLORADO. Star office. se243t'
FOR SALE-AT BLEEMoNT. VA. ~ THE BLUE
Ridge mountains: ideal villa sites for summef
homes; hrs from Washington altitude one.
third mile; pure air and freestone water: extern
siye view of ILDudoun AMI Shenandoah valieys
Special circular THE RLUEMONT LAND AND
IMPROVEMENT CO.. IiOI St W.. Phone
Main 1O17-M te4-6
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APARTMENTS TO LET.

FOR RENT-CORNER OF CONN. AVE. AND VI
St.. apartment of rooms and bath; ami
1II2 Pa ave se26-6t
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For RENT-I239 DUNCAN ST NE (BET. 18TH
and 18th. ID and f sts.l; Or. and b. fiat; porcelain
tub; gas range: rent, $500
se24-3t CLIFFORD A. BORDEN Coz 9th st. NV
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FOR RENT-ROOMY APARTMENTS - DON'T
shut yourself up In little, stufy In some
OF the larger apartments when you get rooms
twice as large for half the money in select iwo-
family dwellings.
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FOR RENT-NEW FLATS
CORNER 18TH q &C. STREETS NORTHEAST.
CARS AT DOOR.
First door. rooms anc bath: So. So
Second hoor and bath. $23. 30.
These sre weil-buiit apartments having sep.
arate cellars, furnace and yard and nne porches
In rear
Full particulars at ONCE of
LIEBERMANN 4 HAwN.
TELEPHONE MAIN 202l. NO. 1908 go st. NV.
auIS-tf
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FOR RENT-F. II. SMITH CO., 140s n. Y. AVE.
RENTAL AGENTS. BOND BLDG.
1884 Harvard St. Col. Hgts; NEW, just COM
pleted; Or and b.; steam heat; $45.
3G06 18th Nv. NEW, Or. and tiled bath: steam
heat; hot water; janitor service we'll lighted $40
1922 18th NV, large rooms and bath. splen-
did order very desirable; vacant Oct. 1; $50.
716 18th NV; new; Or. and b.; steam heat; $50.
9th and r. /. ne; new; Or. and b.; newly
papered separate yards: $40 and $21.
Meridian cor. Meridian and inter St, Mt.
Pleasant; Ar. and b.; steam heat; janitor service;
Sis se243t
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FOR SALE-LOTS.

FOR SALE
MUST BE SOLD AT OMEGA DESIRABLE
LOT Washington circle NV: 20 FIT. FRONT.
b. H. WARNER COMPANY,
se243t 916 st. NV.
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FOR RENT-S14 P ST. NV; LOVELY GROOM
and bath house, hot water heat; to a good tenant,
$4,000. 1916 Oak ST. NV, 7-roon and bath
house, In splendid condition.: $25 90. CAYWOOD
FOR RENT-TO FIRST-CLASS COLORED TEN
ants We will have by Oct. some very nice D.
room houses Messmore NV, for S15. 90
per MONTH CAYWOOD & GARRETT, 1921 New
York ave. NV. se24-0ts
FOR RENT-BY JOHN QUINN, AT 7TH ST.
sw., 1924 18th st. NV; 10 rooms; a. m. L.; $50.
se24-3ts
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1904-12-22
COLORADO LAW"
SUPREME COURT is A
SUPREME UsURPER.

Backed by the Stale Executive. Civil
and Military, it Is Engaged in In
vestigating Democratic Precincts,
Democratic Officials and Democrat
ic NIaioritics, With Uniform and
Predetermined Results
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1904-12-22
GENERAL NEWS.

Nimrod Price. of Albany, Linn
county. has been a Mason 90 years.
The Spiritualists of Oakland, Cal.
will build a church this winter. The
sect is very strong in that city.
Fred Jones, a clerk at Newfane. N.
Y. shot and killed Mrs. Libby Good
rich and William Gray and then shot
himself fatally.
over 100000 Christmas trees
have been cut this year in the Green
mountains of Vermont and shipped
10 Eastern cities.
Bureau county, Illinois, is infested
with wolves. and the farmers will
have circle hunt of the animals
during the coming holidays.
Southern California is drying up.
There has been no rain at all this fall,
the hay crop is a failure. and stock
men are greatly discouraged.
At Newberg. ore. December 21.
Willie Connie, aged IA, while engaged
in a friendly scuffie with other boys,
fell and broke mis- neck. dying in
stantly.
The impeachment OF Federal Judge
Swayne. Of Florida, is the first TO be
tried in the United States senate
since 1877. when Secretary Belknap
was impeached but acquitted.
Work is progressing on the last
stages Of an old pipe line which is
absolutely continuous from the Indi-
an Territory to the refineries on Long
Island. 1t will have a patrol for every
mile of its length.
An attempt is being made 10 re-
cede the Yosemite Valley by the state
Of California to the general govern
ment. The advocates and opponents
Of the plan are both resolute, and a
bitter fight is on in the coming seS-
sion Of the legislature.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1904-12-22
NORTHWEST NEWS.

Work has begun on an extension
and enlargement OF Boise's sewer sys-
tenn.
]. NJ Arthur, who owned The
Breakers, the hotel near Astoria
which was burned last summer, will
rebuild soon. a four-story structure
SSx112 feet
A COW belonging to Leo Murphy.
Of Independence. Or. gave birth to
four calves, all fully developed, but
undersized. The mother and one
calf are living.
DR.. A. W. Patterson. aged 80 years.
died December 1e at Eugene He
came to Oregon in 1852 and settled
on a donation claim near the present
town Of Eugene. which ne surveyed
in 1853.
The bid of the st. Paul & TOcOma
Lumber company to furnish the gov
ernment 2.s0O.O0 feet of lumber at
50 per thousand at Sound points, for
shipment TO the Philippines. was ac-
cepted.
A gang of boys from to IL years
Of age. broke open a box in box
car at Juliaetta. Idaho. and stole a
large number of jackknives which
they gave away and sold all over the
town to other boyH
The Oregon Lumber company is
surveying a route for a standard
gauge railroad UP Hood river from
the o. R. & n. to be used primarily
for its own freighting. but incidental
ly it will do all the business that
comes its way.
The Pullman gambling rooms at
Tacoma, were held up December 20
by a lone man with two pistols. who
compelled dealer to empty the pots
into a sack. He then hung the sack
over his arm and backed out and
escaped with 1855.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1904-12-22
OHIO TEACHERS.
state Gathering OF Allied Teachers
Associations.

Columbus. o.. Dec. GA confer
ence to which the educational inter
ests Of this state are looking forward
to with great expectation will be held
In this city next week.
II will be the first meeting Of the
Allied Educational Associations of
Ohio, and its purpose will be to dis
cuss the broad subject of education
in all its suggested phases and secure
interchanges of views that will be of
mutual benefit to the instructors of
the state.
Governor Herrick. President Chas.
w Dabney of the University of Gin
cinnati. President Charles F. Thwing
of Western Preserve University. and
Mrs. Samuel B. Sheath. president of
the Ohio Federation Of Women
Clubs. are prominent among those
who will take part in the conference.
The sessions will begin Wednesday
and continue three days.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1904-12-22
The PendetOn.

W. H. 4. T. Wallace. Portland.
John Ikogland. Portland.
Mrs. NJ. w. DeLOss, Agency.
James j. McKoni, Agency.
z. Brash. Portland.
c. W. BOarders. Jr.. Portland.
c. L. Schrew. Chicago.
william Maher.
&. w. smith. SpC'lans.
e. q. CrOssfield.
&. J. McEvoy. Starbuck.
]. Allison. Starbuck.
A. Stenger.
Edward Golden, Spokane.
W. D. Marks. Spokane.
J. Fred Fisher. Spokane.
z E. Perry. Spokane.
B. Fulbaum. Cove.
Mrs. Van Cieve. Walla Walh.
Thomas a. Purdy, Portland.
F. ]. holman. Milwaukee
James II French. Ellsworth
Charles H. Green, Boston.
E H Cranke. city.
A. Crofton, Portland.
W. r. Matlock. city.
Thomas Weston, Portland.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1904-12-22

There are but very few desirable
vacant lots left I'm the residence por-
tion OF Pendleton.. These we have
just listed and the prices are very
reasonable
We have new list Of residences for
sale Come and see us, and look over
our list
We have anything fhat you want In
country property.
E. T. WADE & SON.
office E. o. Building.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1904-12-22
Deafness Cannot Be Cured

by local applications, as they cannot reach
the diseased portion OF the ear. There Is
only one way. TO cure deafness, and that
Is by constitutional remedies. Deatn sss
is caused by an inflamed condition OF the
mucous lining of the Eustachlan Tube.
When this tube is inflamed you have a
rumbling sound or imperfect hearing, and
when il is entirely closed. deafness is the
result, and unless the inflammation can be
taken out and this tube restored TO its
normal condition. hearing will be destroy
ed forever: nine cases out Of ten are caus-
ed by catarrh. which is nothing but an in
famed condition OF the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for
any case OF deafness (caused by catarrhl
that cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh
Cure Snd for circulars free.
F. ]. CHENEY s CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by druggists. 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipa-
tlon
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1904-12-22

The action of the supreme court
of Colo. ado in assuming control of
the on officers and the polls in
eigh, Denver wards at the recent
elecg a says the star. was a novelty
in legal procedure. to say the least.
II made the election officers directly
responsible to the supreme court for
any dereliction of duty. and practical
ly destroyed the ordinary processes
of law in such matters. In all the
history Of judicial usurpation, no
more fragrant violation of constitu-
tional forms have ever been known.
Frauds were committed in the Dem
yer wards over which the court had
assumed control. Candor compels the
admission that the frauds We're large
" in favor of the democratic ticket,
although the republicans were as
guilty as their opportunities permit
ted. In Colorado. no one obeys the
law when the possibility of a ''shOrt
CUT to the desired end is at hand.
The supreme court cited the cleo
tion officers TO appear and show
cause why they should not be punish
ed for contempt in permitting the
frauds. thus substituting government
by injunction for the constitution and
statutes. which provide for trial by
jury for such offenders.
Up to this point it cannot be said
that any ulterior purpose appears in
this peculiarly Coloradan procedure.
But the next move is evidently the
part for which the whole was planned.
on motion of the republican attorneys
in the contempt proceedings, the su-
preme court has ordered the vote In
one of the precincts in question TO be
discarded and has made clear its
intention of discarding the vote OF
the entire eight wards over which its
injunction extended. This annull-
ment of the election in all the demo-
cratic wards Of the city Of Denver is
being made in the contempt proceed
ings against the election officers The
electors whose ballots are thus reject
ed are not parties to the action. nor
are they heard in any way. Neither
is any opportunity given to the off
cials-eIect. who will thus be deprived
Of their offices. And this is law as it
is expounded by the highest court of
lawless Colorado
The immediate result Of this fOray
OF the Colorado supreme court into
the political field will be to give the
republicans control of the Legislature.
and possibly to continue Peabody in
the office of governor. More import
ant than all this. however. will be it's
effect upon the public opinion OF the
state. which already has come to be-
lieve that law is to be obeyed only
when one finds profit in it or lacks
the power to defy it.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1904-12-22
HOTEL ARRIVALS.
Hotel ST. George.

INOtCA 81 NnCOLkC-
George Burns. Spokane.
NJ. NJ. Dillon, New York.
M. W. Watkins. Portland.
Mrs Fl. Kuykendol. Enterprise.
W. E. Kenzie. La Grande.
F. W. CASTOR. Tacoma
Charles r. Stein, Chicago.
NJ. d. Harpole and wife. Chicago
]. A. Allison. Portland.
4. J. Gardner. Portland
NJ. T. Henney. Portland.
l. Brunn. Chicago.
H. W CowRn. Spokane.
F. H. Clark. Cleveland.
r. B. Stanfield. Echo.
r. y. Stanfield. Echo.
F. X. jackson. Seattle.
J. F. Gill. Kansas City.
S. E. Lee. Lexington.
Miss Harriet Higgins. Weston.
] F. McNaught. Hermiston.
B. Gerber. Seattle.
B. C. Eagan. Joplin.
George L Franch, Chicago.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1904-12-22
In,errnIIepinte Chess.

New York. Dec 22-Deyotees OF
chess filled the assembly room OF the
West Side Republican club today at
the opening of the annual intercolle-
giate league. which embraces of the
chess teams of Harvard. Yale, Prince
ton and Columbia The tournament
will include Christmas eve. In the
opening play today the Columbia ex-
perts were pitted against those of
Harvard. and the Yale players against
Princeton.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1904-12-22
Hotel Bickers.

DR.. w. $. Kern. city.
C. A. Bell. Portland.
L. b. Henderson. pilot Rock.
Mrs. DeGruff. city.
Grace Ellsworth, city.
Mrs. Maloney. Athena.
c. E. DeGruff, city.
V. V. Kerby.
H. y. Cruts.
r. G. Hemphill. Pilot Rock.
C. Pickel. Helix.
F. B. Van Cleve, Echo.
Harriet Edwards. Heppner.
Laura Steward. Walla Walla.
Mary Wright. Milton.
William Marlatt, Heppner.
Frank Dickerson, Milton.
Thomas Soniville, Astoria.
n. H. Davis. Portland.
]. H. Leezer.
Ralph johnson. Heppner.
Walter Guy, Heppner.
Earl Rhea, Heppner.
NJ. Strive. Pendleton.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1904-12-22

Saginaw. Mich. Dec. IA num-
her of state officials. members of the
state Legislature and other visitors,
are in Saginaw to attend the formal
dedication this evening of the Michi-
gan Employment Institute for the
Blind. The object of the institute is
to afford satisfactory occupation for
the blind persons Of the state who are
in need of assistance. There are al
ready about score of inmates who
are engaged in the manufacture of
brooms.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1904-12-22

BUY A SUIT FOR YOURSELF OR
YOUR BOY AND WE WILL MAKE
YOU A PRESENT OF A GOOD, RE
LIABLE WATCH. GUARANTEED
FOR A YEAR.
BUY AN OVERCOAT AND GET
GOOD PAIR OF RUBBERS OR
ovERSHOES FREE.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1904-12-22

The Boys and Girls Aid Society of
Portland can furnish a limited num-
Der of boys and girls for adoption, for
light work. for chores, while attend
ing school and for people wishing TO
bring them up as their own. Address
w T. Gardner. Portland. or.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1904-12-22

BUY A LADIES WAIST AND GET
FREE. A FINE, NEW STYLE cor.
LAR.
BUY A LADIES' JACKET Ann
GET FREE A NICE FUR ROa
WORTH rs PER CENT OF TEF
VALUE OF THE COAT.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1904-12-22
DISCRIMINATING LADIES.
Enjoy Using Herpicide on Account of
Its Distinctiveness.

The ladies who have used Newbro's
Herpicide speak OF it in the highest
terms. for its quick effect in cleansing
the scalp Of dandruff and also for It's ex-
.ellence as a general hair-dressing 1t
makes the scalp feel fresh and il allays
that itching which dandruff will cause.
Newbro's Herpicide effectively cures
dandruff. as it destroys the germ that
causes il. The same germ causes hair to
fail out and later badness; in killing It,.
Herpicide stops failing hair and prevents
badness It is also an ideal hair dress
ing. for it lends an aristocratic charm tp
the hair that is quite distinctive. Sold
nv leading druggists. Send 10c. in stamps
for sample to The Herpicide Co., De-
troit. Mich
A. C. Koeppen & Bros. special agents
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1904-12-22

Apostle Smith testified in the
smoot investigation that one-third of
the population of Idaho and one
fourth Of the population of Wyoming
are Mormons.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1904-12-22
For Rent.

Four acres good garden and or
chard. all under irrigation. at Echo,
Or. Address J. H. Koontz, Echo, or.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-07-17

A steel coil spring oil-tempered, either double or single. Con- 1 1R
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-07-17

the fact that three-fourths gale was blowing and the topmasts on fore and mainmasts were bending like reeds. With the maStS and yards covered with centi- pedes 1t was no easy work to handle the sails l felt that our only salvation was to reach our destination as quickly as we could. There was time when I feared that the sailors would take to the boats and desert the bug-cursed ship. But succeeded in persuadng them to stick to the bark.
 Under the great spread of canvas that we carried we made the trip in seven days, beating all previous runs by three days. No matter how hard the wind blew we kept all sail on the ship Meanwhile the bugs and centipedes fought us. The faces and arms and hands of the crew were in a frightful condition. Even the eyes of the sailors were affected
 You have seen me jolly, Captain Ru- belli,' concluded Skipper Ferrara You ought to have seen me and the crew when St. John came in sight. I became devout prayed The anchor was no sooner let go in the harbor than. with a shout the crew lowered the boats and were soon pulling frantically shoreward Poor fel- lows, 1t will be long time before some or them recover from their bites The most serious ordered to the hospital. I very much fear blood poisoning for not few, and l am little nervous on the same score myself"
 As Captain Rubelli read the above in the Maritime Exchange today it caused great comment. He added that every thing was being done for the crew of the bark and that it had been thoroughly fumigated.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-07-17
DESPERAT: BATTLE.
For Seven Days HaIf.crazed Crew of
 Ship Fought Bugs.

From the Philadelphia Telegraph.
 Capt. L. Rubelli, local agent of the Italian bark Annita-e- -Menottie. was in receipt of a letter from Skipper Ferrara of the bark, telling how. on the ships voyage to St. John, N. B., the crew were horribly bitten by hordes of bugs and centipedes. As a result of the sailors battle with the pests, part of the crew are in the hospital at St. John, and it Is feared that blood poisoning may result.
 On her last trip to this port the bark brought a cargo of bones from Buenos Ayres As always happens in this sort of cargo, there turk thousands of nasty bugs and deadly crawling things In dis charging the bones. the bug and centi- pede contingent took refuge in various parts of the ship. escap ping the vigilance of the seamen.
 The bark sailed from here on June 16. and arrived at St. John on June 23. The Delaware Breakwater had been left be- hind a few hundred miles when the bugs and centipedes swarned out of hiding places and actually took possession of the vessel The decks and masts became coy- cred with them. They attacked the sail ors; they made an onslaught upon the man at the wheel. He would have been driven from his post had not a seaman been orderd by the skipper to beat off the bugs.
 The plight of the crew became serious. Nothing could conquer the terrible ene- my. The bugs. Captain Ferrara says in his letter to Captain Rubell were of the plnching species. They flew about the vessel and lit upon the sailors particular ly their faces. The centipede added to the horror of the situation by crawling up the inside of the seamen's trousers What q position to be placed in" said Captain Ferrara In his letter "It was awful The crew were almost at the mercy of the bug and centipede scourge. Tn their des- peration they tore sails to pieces, and with the bits about the length of towels tried to beat off their bloodthirsty as- sailants. It was useless. We killed hun dreds Of the tenacious pests, but as fast as we did so hundreds more swarrned up through openings in the hatches. The aecks became so thick with the smashed bodies of the enemy that 1t was with dif- i'c"r,y LILY tnat we kept our footing.
 he fight was sorely unequal one. We soon saw that we could not conquer the bug and centipede horde. so I ordered all sail to be clapped on. and this. despite
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-07-17

gran time, we've nommynated a glory ous statesman, adopted a set iv splindid risolutions that will make nanny man r-read tn republican platform to see what's in 1t an now we go back to our wurruk an wait fr tn day whin we ar-re voted. Afther all, tn gr-reat issue be- fure tn American people nex' Novmber will be 'Ar-re there more republicans thin dimmycrats or ar-re there not?'
 Dye think tn republican platform is good wan?' asked MT. Hinnissy.
 "Th' republican platform is me frind Tiddy Rosenfelt." said MT. Dooley. He's standin' on himsilf. It's sthrong plat form but he may become too heavy fr it."
 Well, Parker is a safe man, anyhow" said MT. Hennessy.
 He is," said MT. Dooley, "but l wisht some wan else had tn combination be- sides HILL"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-07-17
Mir. DO0Iey's Philosophy.
Mir. Dooley on the Political Situation.


humble vassal who gets others to think f'r him-right Ye cud hold raypubli- can naytional convintion in a clothes closet but ye cuddent r-run an orderly dimmycratic convintion in a forty-acre lot. There's thousan' red-hot. convin- tions inside iv ivry dimmycratic convin- tion. Ivry man has some princple that he'd lay down his life fir but wud prefer to lay down somebody else's life. That s why we niver get satisfacthry platform. There isn't platform in tn wurruld wide enough fir two good dimmycrats to stand on without crowdin. So afther we've had our fights an disturbed tn peace thryin to frame up something that will permit tn gintleman firm New York to speak siv tn gintleman firm Neebrasky in tn prisince iv ladies, we pass a riso- lution declarin' that tn republican plat form is all wrong an go out an take our dacint, complete lickin' like sogers. That is, some iv us who've niver held office, does But a man who has held office long time is a republican amy how.
 50, me boy. tn dimmycratic cinvin- ton was sthrongly to me taste. Throuble an merrimint firm tn dhrop iv tn hat. Bands playin, women screamin', fists f1yin', lots of candydates, thousands iv platforms. Candydates, says I? Sure, ye'd think firm tn spirit iv tn thing that all tn man that got the nommynation needed to do, was to tellygraft to tn White House to have tn bed made up an he'd take ham an eggs fir break fast in tn moVnin'. They was candydate firm ivry state an county Tn sage iv Esopus, tn sage iv Princeton, tn sage iv Pike, Sage Hearst, Sage Willums, Sage Cockran Sage Murphy Sage Mike Pad den, Sage Champ Clark, Sage Roger Sul- livan, ivry sage excipt Russell Sa ge There was Sage Bryan who wint around takin' a kick at ivry other sage's vim rable head an there was Sage Hill who got Sage Bryan down an fed most iv his wurruds, a long an ondisgistible meal.