The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-08-11

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Men ought to know that:
"A bird in the bush makes more
music than two birds on lady's hat.
"A girl that says "yes" crack out
of the box, generally makes a man
wish that she had said mo"
1t costs more in the long run to
patronize free lunch counters than it
does to patronize first class hotels.
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The world is not run by men and
women who take their dinner at
six P. NJ.
Women who wear calico dresses
and big aprons and men that are clad
in overalls and colored shirts six days
out of the seven, don't cut much
figure in the social, financial and
political affairs of this nation, but
without them the country would 60 to
ruin in thirty days.
The man who is tied to his wife's
apron strings, seldom gets into
trouble.
Counting widow is like playing
poker with an opponent that can stack
the cards.
He who always pays as he goes
never goes much.
1t isn't as safe to marry the girl
who sweeps the front porch as it is
the one who scrubs the back steps.
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Russell Sage nor the devil ever
take vacation but no one is obliged to
take either one of these personages for
an example.
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The girl who calls her father
governor" is pretty sure to call her
husband my old man."
There is a young woman that
knows how to cook for every young
man that can provide something for
her to cook.
If each young man would treat
every other mans sister the same way
he would like him toSsreat his it
would be nice thing to be girl.
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Theirs is never any padding in
calves covered with open work stock
ings.
The farmer who grinds his sickle
while it is raining, seldom runs out
of hay in the spring.
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1t is no harder work for man to
hold his wife on his knee than it was
his sweetheart, and she enjoys it just
as much.
1t is a good plan to 60 again after
girl who refuses to 60 to a picnic
with you because she thinks she
ought to stay at home and help
mother.
No woman ever brought an action
for divorce against her husband on
the ground that he staid at home
nights.
If we contributed as literally to
churches as we do to campaign funds,
the world would become converted in
three months and we would have no
need of Off ials or legislation.
"A whole lot of men are honest
simply because they have never been
hard up.
Women are much harder on sim
full women than they are on sinful
men.
If it was as easy to follow good
advice as it is to give it, few mistakes
would be made.
If a man would be as good as he
expects his wife to be, the population
OF heaven would be materially in
creased.
1T is perfectly safe to marry a girl
who looks nice while she is washing
dishes.
-"Hell hath no fury like woman
scorned," but she had much rather
be scorned than not noticed at all.
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If you don't think clothes makes
any difference in man, try walking
down the street without any.
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"A woman is never so dangerous
as when she looks innocent and
harmless.
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You shouldn't worry if another
fellow cuts you out with a girl who
went to dance with you and left her
mother at home scrubbing the floor.
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