Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1904-10-01

ton.
Where does the gold go? It is hard
for the economists to answer the Ques-
| ton. and the average citizen only
knows that not much of ii comes his
way.
The technical journals tell, us that
alcohol made from sawdust is al
ready Il commercial success" 1t Is al
most impossible to fail to sell alcohol!
| A German scientist has discovered
that the bite of the rattlesnake will
knock out leprosy. SO will gun.
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| An Eastern man has sold nineteen
chickens for S34OO. That is something
10 crow over.
The coffee trust has advanced prices
Ggain, and the housewife feels she has
grounds for her boiling Indignation.
/
To do Gen. Kuropatkin justice, he
has executed several difficult slides
from one base to the other with much
skill and judgment.
| a goat in Delaware has rartaken of
a dynamite free lunch and now no one
dares to Kick ii. Here Is valuable
hint for the much.abused hobo.
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D.. Brush has discovered a t.bc Of
cllli dwellers in the mountains OF Mex.
leo. Why 20 so far? Why did he
overlook the occupants o. the modern
fat building?
An Illinois girl who desires to be-
come great pianist has taken an in
strumcnt into the woods and will do
her practicing there. Isn't she entitled
to Carnegie medal?
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In New York IL was decided that a
man was insane because he was found
eating grass in Central Park. Will the
vegetarians stand by and quietly per.
: nit such outragcs to go on!
When you compare the size of a
Japanese soldier with that of Il Rus.
sian soldier you perceive that 1t takes
at least 2iO,OOO Of the laps to equal In
bulk 10000 of their advcrsaries.
, Somebody has discovered that there
, are no rcd.hcaded dolls. Like the taste
for olives. the admiration for red hair
seems to be the result of cultivation
When a young typewriter sues he'
employer for breach Of promise 1t rs
sign that she wants to do some die
= tating herself.
II the business interests Of Man
clura were consulted they. too, doubt
less would declare In favor Of short
campaign.
One trouble with the vertical sys
:, TEN of peninanship Is that 1t Is 70 per
u pendicular it frequently leans the othel
way.
While the automObOlist Is liable &c
iocOmotor ataXia, the man who ven
lures to cross the street Is liable tC
sudden attack Of rlgOr mOrtis.
Here IL q ciiance for men of inven
: tive skill. There's millions In 1t. fo
millions want an interesting eXer
clse,' good In winter as well as sum
Il mer.
a New York woman. giving he
views in print on the subject of WON
- an suffrage, says: Every marie,
9 woman should have Il vote witEou
telling her age"
n The New York Suns direction fO
discovering a yachtsman displays ;
knowledge Of human nature that II
useful In other walks Of life. The ad
vice IL, Look for man without .
" yachting cup or a uniform"
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IF you don't want 10 tire yourself
v when You 20 up Il stairway" says 1
physical instructor, "gO up backward
That brings into play the same set o
;, muscles you use in going downstairs
y and with little practice you can do j
= easily" This advice, we assume, Il
addressed particularly to men.
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The dlctum OF Governor Wnr1ell
Of Maryland that girl should MARI!
: at 20 gives nearly all the girls ut leas
three years yet to make up thei
!. minds.
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{ Canada objects because the ol
$ wooden corvette Essex has been sen
to the great lakes. for the use of tn
naval militia. WIN they never ge
n over their fear of Uncle Sans wal
~ ships?
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The English sparrow, according I
l.. recent Investigations in England, cam
a originally from Russia, Judging fror
a its fighting ability we should rathe