Chicago eagle., 1904-07-30
pathological reason for their attitude
as to vacations.

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Some one has said that II Is the am.
bition Of Emperor william to put into
the hands Of every child In the world
a toy bearing the inscription. "Made
in Germany" Thus would he adver.
tise the fatherland. He Is making
progress. for the value Of exports Of
German-made toys has increased III
seven years from nine million to thir.
teen million dollars u year.
"Onward, Christian Soldiers" Is n
favorite hymn Of the Young Mems
Christian Association In the new lum.
Der camps Of Mississippi. The asso-
citation Is using buildings transporta.
BILE on cars. and wherever through the
vast forests the thousands Of work.
men 90. the association building goes,
too.
Some one has been playing joke on
the st. James Gazette Of London. The
Gazette says that an American has In.
vented Il golf ball which squeaks when
1t Is lost, and remarks that 1t Is IAN
astounding invention" 1t Is. indeed.
One IL reminded Of the Irishman's Ill.
rections for Turing squirrels: make
a noise like a nut"
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a woman lately received into the
pOOrhOuse ut Budapest understated hei
age. Her papers exposed the decep'
ton. When rebuked, she declared that
she was ashamed to have It known
how old she was. The feminine sensl.
tiveness of Henrlette BarsOd dealt
with large figures. She gave her age
as los, whereas the authentic record
showed that she was 11G
4 desire to see his picture In the
paper recently prompted an S.year.old
boy in Massachusetts to set tire that
destroyed property worth $4,000. The
ambition failed In this instance. There
Is Il hint here for the newspapers that
maintain rOgues' galleries. No dOub,
nOtOrlety fosters crime In those whose
intcllects are only children's size.
Much has been written of the immi
grafton Of farmers from the United
states to Canada. but the official fig
ures Of homestead entries do not make
1t quite SO large as has been repre-
sented. or the $4,000 entries made In
1903 1900 We're from this side OF the
border, more than half OF them by fam
lilies from Minnesota and the Dako'
tas.
\ lawyer has no right to do anything
as lawyer which he would scorn to
do as man and u citizen. His Obliga-
ton to the court and to the public Is
and must be paramount to his obliga-
ton TO his client. Unless this Is rec
ognlzed the lawyers would be the most
dangerous class IN the community.
Students of economies are beginnln.,
to suspect that the large number Of
June weddings in this country every
year has something TO do with the
scarcity of rice which Is reported IN
China and Japan every year about that
time.
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Here's another jilted swain suing q
tickle young woman for breach OF
promise. We need this sort OF thinl
more frequently, The current news II
cutting quite too solemn and tragic
Politics ana crime wax monotoEous
More merrment.
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\ "beauty doctor has published AZ
article on How to Reduce the SIZE
| of the Nose" The best treatment fol
the nose Is to keep it out Of Othel
peoples affairs.
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Marine torpedoes have changed
nightly since the civil war A pen
sion has recently been granted to JOIN
Jackson, who was II sailor on Fedora
man-Of-war, the MiantOnOmah. Dur
ing the blockade Of Charleston, whel
. 10 %, IL,