The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-04-20
sNAP sHoTs ATHoMENEws
The Absent Treatment Man.
apologies to Rfley.)


The Absent Treatment Man.
apologies to Rney)
AS one who does the bidding of the absent
And tries for restoration on the absent
SO read the printed pages of Mcconum's
And sought his IS Astral Presence SO vapory
benign.
The a fa3mfplig mt seemed to glimmer and
When turned it out on purpose and with
malice and intent,
For ] wished to obey instructions as per
the printed slip,
And see the DEMONSTRATION of his absent
It's an easy way of treatment, this going
Disrobing, and reclining and awaiting for
And to snooze and rest in quiet requires
no nature stole.
When you're waiting for the doses of the
Electro Wave Azoic.
In fact. to speak in earnest, believe it
adds charm
To this style of taking treatment, which
guarantees no harm.
To take It after bedtime on the INSTALL
When sleep is also claiming the absent
doctor man
It's a pleasant way of resting in your
sleeping gown and cap,
A-laying north and southwark according
When you close your eyes to slumber and
forget all else you can
But think and fix your thinker the
absent doctor man.
En- Rapport! En- Rapport oh, how pleas
To be En- Rapport with the man who is
Professor Mel
To have TeIepathic 'surance that his
Astral Presence is
In the CIoud-like Lumed Vapor that
n
That face of manly beauty; that form of
Floats about the patient like genn from
the vase,
ened by a pair of .wondrous eyes
If directions are but followed with the
Paper Psyche Vitalized.
Then We" are grandly perfect. the
patient and tbs. Prof,
And I'VE" feel Electro Waves AZOic,
though doubling ones may scott.
Enraptured and En- Rapport all cares and
If this Astral Presence and the Azoic
Waves will last.
But. ah! the dream is broken. I wake
To find myself -a-groaning right in the
dead of night.
No longer the9 n, En- Rapport, the Astral
I've got a touch of collie from the pie I
-Ananias Fisher.
United States Attorney Dean went to
his home in Marion last night.
John Coyne's potatoes grew an
inch, so he says, after last nights rain.
Beulah chapter o. E. S. will meet
for an all day session in the Masonic
Temple tomorrow.
Might as well begin calling the To-
peka baseball team The Rainmakers'
now as any time.
Shawnee county has paid out 1891. 70
on the macadamizing of the West
Sixth avenue road.
Washburn college and the College of
EmpOria play baseball on -Aashburn
field next Saturday.
The commencement exercises of the
Kansas Medical college take place in
the Washburn chapel tonight.
Dick Cooley, now with the Boston
ans, might give the Topeka baseball
-eam a little absent treatment
The Washburn baseball team will re-
turn tonight from it's weeks trip. A
game was played with Paramount at
Wichita today.
The federal grand jury which sits at
Fort Scott in May has up to the pres
emit time just one case on the docket
for it to consider.
The expenses Of Shawnee county for
the first nine months of the fiscal year,
according to the report Of County Au-
1itor Welch, were $72,S16.S9-
The Washburn Dramatic club is re-
nearsing it's play 1.-The Cricket on the
Hearth" to be given next Wednesday
night at the Crawford theater.
Thisis wet weather for circuses but
not a circumstances to what the Sells
& Downs show experienced early in
the season last year. The show was
mixed up with the floods.
Emil Larson was arrested Tuesday
afternoon charged with assaulting Mrs.
Alva Strickland who was Miss Alva
Gordon Saturday night when it is
charged the assault took place.
Mrs r. E. Rice of Lawrence, who
was supposed to have complained
about the treatm0at she received at
the hands of the officers when she
visited Miss Boies at the county Jail,