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Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1904-12-13
Rilions Collie Pravantad.

Take double dose of Chamberlain S
Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy
as soon as the first indication of the dis
ease appears and threatened attack
may be warded off Hundreds of peo-
pie use the remedy in this way with
perfect success. For sale by Feldmeyer
Bros
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1904-12-13
CAT Home" Suspended.

Mrs. Charles ]. Badger. wife OF Gem
mander Badger. u. 5. y commandant
OF midshipmen at the Naval Academy
win not be Sat home" on Wednesday OF
this week. December IL. but Airs Bad
ger will hold her usual Wednesday re-
ception next week. December II. At
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1904-12-13
To Manage "HiIsmere.

Mr.. Benjamin Severe. of this county,
has been appointed manager and super
intendent of "Hilsnere the county seat
at South River of Mr.. Martin H. Smith,
of New York. Mr.. Severe has had con-
siderable experience.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1904-12-13

EOur celebrated No. 4 Pure Rye
Whiskey positively 5 years old Cannot
be duplicated elsewhere less than s. 90.
Our unmatchable price SI.oS per gallon.
at Charles Weiss, 5 Market Space. de-
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1904-12-13
SHOOT FOR TURKEYS.

There will be a shoot Tor Turkeys and
Shoats on the farm Of Mr.. Geo. Macy
at S. Margarets. Md. on Tuesday. De
cember &C, il fair. if not the next fair
day. There will also be shoot the fol-
lowing Tuesday, at same place. MA
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1904-12-13
TO 0nrs q Gold in One Daz.

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets
All druggists refund the money If it fails
to cure. Z. w. Groves signature is on
each. sIo5m
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1904-12-13
Brings Sure Returns.

Take the sd out, saws Basil Bros.
The dog has been found through the
Capital:
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1904-12-13
FOR RENT.

PHREE-STORY FRAME HOUSE
on Franklin street. Murray Hill, ten
rooms and bath Recently improved
with arm. stable, chicl en- houses, and
all modern conveniences.
EUGENE w. IGLEHART,
Tel 3S-Y. 5 school Street
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1904-12-13
PIANO For SALE

Slightly used Upright Piano. Mahog-
any case, Ivory keys, - Octaves, all in
good order. Win be sold cheap to i'm
mediate buyer. VIII sell on time TO good
party. Apply IoI Market Street dSw
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1904-12-13
FOR RENT.

A farm OF rSS 4 acres In A. A. Comfy, House
and ont buildings, within half mile of the city
of Annapolis, near Camp Parole station, on the
q q. Railro al. Has mi front on tho shell
road suitable for a truck farm. Possession the
hrst dav OF January 1905. For further informa-
tion address, Is CARLlNG,
1917 Argyle Avenue.
n2slm Baltimore, Nd
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1904-12-13

I osT-A POINTER PUPPY. wHIrE AND
- LIGHT Brown SpOts. small scar on tip Of
each ear. Reuaf II returned 70 BASIL BROS.
once. Puppy answers 10 the name Of spot,
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1904-12-13
Her Castle Her Home.

Whenever woman's house shall
be her palace. her pride. her delight.
she viii rot be the victim of ennui.
or ambition or discontent
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1904-12-13
FOR SALE

Unimproved lot on Monument Street.
sI-e 10Y # Apply TO
FRANK n. STOCKETT. az Wv
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1904-05-05

In the fiye-inning game last Sun
day Afternoon the high school ball
team beat the Tuscaroras by a score
OF ~ to 15. But wait until the
braves get their new uniform, which
Will be pretty soon, too; because
the ball to be given by them at the
opera house Friday evening of this
week is for the purpose of providing
the wherewithal to defray the cost
OF uniform and other necessary
para hernalia which every up.to
date ball club should possess; then
thereIl be different story to tell.
The suits will be SO stunning that
before their foes have recovered
they ii be counted out. Every
body who can should purchase a
ball ticket, too, and thus encour-
age the bali players to renewed eff
fort, to strengthen the organization
and TO believe that Mountain Home
wants frst-class ball team and is
willing to do something to aid the
local boys in their present effort 10
bring and keep them together.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1904-05-05
TAlLoR's IDEA OF NIAGARA.
Though ION Pleasure Bent, He Had .
Frugal Mind

though ION Pleasure Bent, He Had :
Frugal Mind
Two lean, tanned men were lunch
ing together at the Waldorf-Astoria
One was Foxhall Keene and the other
was Lawrence Waterbury. the polo
player who has just been barred from
the New York stock exchange for the
reason that he is q somewhat reck.
less Spectator.
Mr.. keene and ~ Waterbury were
talking about Niagara. The latter
said:
i think 1t was on my second visit
70 Niagara that l came upon my tailor
there. He did not see me. He stood
gazing at the Horses in absorption
his eyes were fixed on the pale cloud
OF misty spray that rolled about the
foot of the big waterfall and his Ioo,,
was awed.
Il clapped him on the back and
SAID: Wen, sir, what do yon think
of that?'" ''.i'
He turned and answered: 4 was
Just thinking, Mr.. Waterbury. that It
wound be a grand place to sponge a
coat IN -Pittsburg Dispatch.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1904-05-05
MANHOOD RESTORED "cUpID

MANHOOD RES TORED "CUPiDENE'
Of French physician wnloui
Insomnia Pains
Back Seminal Emissions
arteg
Sen TG
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1904-05-05
o. s. L. TIMETABLE.
Return Pass Privileges.

Sundays Statesman has the fol-
lowing welcome piece of news for
western stockman:
The stockgrowers and sheepmen
have scored the fret point against
the railroads in their struggle for
return transportation for employees
sent cast in charge Of live stock ship
ments. The Chicago & North
western railroad has announced
that it will furnish return passes to
atten dants sent in charge of stock
shipments and it is expected that
other railroads will shortly follow
suit. It is understood that the
roads in the Hartman system have
been willing all along that the
privilege should be retained bv the
stock shippers but were overruled
bv the majority of western roads.
d. ]. Lindsay, representative of
the Northwestern in Idaho, Informed
President John Mcmillan Of the
Idaho Woolgrowers' association
yesterday that his road had de-
cided to resume the issue of return
passes. The newc soon spread and
the cattlemen and sheepmen ex-
'chantsa congratulations on the pre-
liminary Victory. The saving
which shippers will effect through
the exercise oft he privilege amounts
to large sum-.
In Tuesdays Tissue the same
paper contains the following an
nounc cement Of be Rock Islands
favorable action:
John W. Trewhella, the Idaho
representative of the Rock Island
railroad, has received instructions
to issue return passes to stockmen
who have accompanied shipments
of live stock to the eastern markets
The action of the Rock Island, fol-
lowing similar action on the North
western, is taken as an indication
that all of the western roads will
shortly fall into line and grant the
privileges to the stockmen for which
they have made such a fight.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1904-05-05
The Advertising World

DO you do any sort OF advertising by NEWSPAPERS
booklets, circulars any other method? II 40, YOU
should know about monthly containing inforina.
ton plans suggestions and ideas for advertisers sth
year. "a to 80 pages Send today for free sample OF
10 cents for four months trial Address The Adj err
Using World Columbus, Ohio.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1904-05-05
WANTS

WANTED-FATTHFuL PERSON TO TRAVEL
ior wen established house In a few COUNTIES calling
on retali merchants and agents. Local TERRITORY
salary s20 90 per week with expenses additional All
payable IN cash each week. Money for expenses adj
Nan'ed Position permanent. business suee essfu
and rushing. Standard House, $50 Dearborn street
Chicago, ILL.,
MANAGER WANTED Trustworthy lady or gen
tenian to manage business Ia this county and al d.
joining territory for well and favorahy known house
OF solid financial standing. SEQ 90 straight cash
salary and expenses, paid each Monday BY check
direct from headquarters Expense money advanced;
position permanent Address Manager, elO Monon
Bldg, Chicago Ill.
WANTED-A TRUSTWORTHY GENTLEMAN OR
lady IN each county to manage business for an old
established house Of solid Financial standing A
straight bona hde weekly salary OF $500 paid by
check each Monday with all expenses direct from
headquarters. Money advanced for expenses En-.
closed addressed envelope Manager, 800 Caxton
Bldg, Chicago
WANTED-Specal representative in this county
and adjoining territories, to represent and advertise
old established wealthy business house OF solid fnan
eial standing. Salary S2l weekly, with S3 per day
for expenses, paid each Monday By check direct from
headquarters. Expenses advanced, and horse and
buggy furnished when necessary; position permanent
Address Blew Bros, $40 Monon Building Chicago ILL.,
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-04-01
RACES AT MEMPHIS.

Memphis, Tenn, March 31.-Capt
Browns Derby candidate, Auditor
was badly beaten in the Montgomery
consolation jurse to-day at one mile by
DeReszke. The colt was second in the
betting and was heavily played. Sum-
maries:
First Race-Seven and a half fur
longs. Elliott, 8 to 1, won, with Some
nos, s to l, second, and Bard OF Avon,
8 TO /, third. Time 1861.
Second Race--Four and half fur
longs. Oceaneo, IL to 1, won, with
Fine Cut, to s, second. and March
Redona, 10 to /, third. Time :5S.
Third Race-Five furlongs. Monastlc,
to 1, won, with Floral King, to 5,
second. and Major Pelham, 10 to /,
third. Time 1:02A.
Fourth Race - The Montgomery
Handicap, Consolation, one mile De-
Reszke, s to l. won, with Haviland, s
to /, second, and Luralighter, to i,
third. Time 142A.
Fifth Race-Steeplechase about a
mile and a quarter Itacatiara, to
1, won, with Farmers Foe, s to /, sec
ond, and Cardigan, to 8, third. Time
2:56R.
Sixth Race-One mile and seventy
yards, selling. Circus Girl, to 1, won,
with Midshipman, Is to /, second, and
Southbreeze, 9 to 10, third. Time 1:4S1a.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-04-01
RACES AT BENNING.

Washington, March 31.-Last nights
heavy rain made the track very sloppy
at Benning to-day and the going was
hard. Six favorites won, Jockey Buris
riding a winner in two OF the events.
Peter Paul was again a winner. Sum-
maries:
First Race-Fillies and mares, g.
year-olds and upwards, five furlongs.
Ascension, to g. won, with Shrine, 1S
to 5, second and Toi San, Is to /, third.
Time 1:O4 2-5.
Second Race-Two-year-olds, half
mile. Lily Brook, to 1, won. with In
cense, 4 to /, second, and Lady
Frances, to /, third. Time 81 2-5.
Third Race - Maiden 2-year-old
colts, four and one-half furlongs. Mel
rose, to 5, won, with Preen, to /,
second. and Olerosa, 10 to 1, third.
Time :5S As.
Fourth Race-Three-year- olds six
and oneAhalf furlongs. Andrew Mack,
l to 3. won, with Go Between, to 1,
second and Mr. Pickwick, 30 to /,
third. Time 1925
Fifth Race-Three- year-olds and up
wards, seven furlongs. Peter Paul, 4
to 8, won, with Himself, 3 to 1, second
and Masterman, to 1, third. Time
1882 2-5
Sixth Race-Maidens, 4-year-olds
and upwards, steeplechase, about two
miles Boney Boy, to 5, won, with
Agio, 2 to /, second, and Chivington, Is
to !, third. Time ABB.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-04-01

The Birds of Hawaii.
From. Blackwood's Magazine.

From Blackwood'S Magazine.
From some of the open pastures rises
the song of the skylark, which was
imported from New Zealand; skylarks
increase in number. but not very
quickly. The voice Of the Chinese tur-
tie 'dove-the mourning dove, 1t is
called-is heard in the land quite near
to the valley homes; also the upward
whir Of the Monaghan and the Japan
csc pheasant. Grouse and quail--the
California valley quail-were there un-
til lately. but the latter have now
betaken themselves to nights of 5000
to 1000 feet, whittier the marauding
mongoose cannot follow them. / ask
ed p young niece of my own who late
ly left Honolulu what birds visited
their grounds three miles up the vail
ley rosd, and she tells me, Java
sparrows, rice birds and those
squawking mynahs. The last eat up
all our young figs and grapes, unless
we throw the tennis nets over them.
The natives call the mynah manu-
al pliau-that is, bird who eats filth"
He does some good, then, as well as
ill.
That watching of birds which is es-
sential to a knowledge of their life
history has, indeed, been impossible
to most visitors to Hawaii. And now
that annexation Is giving an impetus
to the development of the country's
resources, the inevitable destruction OF
its forests, even IL the birds them
selves do not perish with the trees
that sheltered and fed them, Is driv-
ing them up to still more inaccessible
nights and wooded depths between
the sharp volcanic peaks which will
battle the hardest climber.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-04-01

Be careful when you get up this
morning. and even at the risk of show
ing up late at the Office, don't dress
without looking.
Even IL YOU do fail to turn up on
the minute you can tell the boss"
that his watch Is wrong and he won't
know any better.
It's a day when everything goes, and
it will not be necessary for you to ex-
plain to him that you were searching
your shoes for marbles, and your
trousers for cockspurs.
Just let the boss" have the first
thought that comes to your mind. He
won't believe it. but he wouldn't be-
lieve the truth If you were rash enough
to tell it to hun.
When you board car for the office
don't forget that the police are power
less. Remember that the day is one
on which the jokesters- are permitted to
do their heavy work without inter-
ference on the part of the uniformed
men.
You may not think it right for the
testers to be given full sway if it is
only for day, but the calendar says
it is, and you'll have to grin and bear
it.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-04-01
EMORY COLLEGE ATHLETES.

Emory College, oxford Ga, March
s1.-With the baseball season and the
dual track and field meet with Uni
versity of Georgia before Emory stu
dents, college athletics have taken on
new life here. The committees recent
ly appointed by the Emory College
Athletic Association to select the diff
ferent class baseball teams from the
large number of promising candidates,
made a report of the result of their
lnbors yesterday afternoon. The per-
sonnet of the class teams as deter
mined by these committees is as fol-
lows:
Senior Class-Boynton, catcher, Rich
ardson, pitcher; Ficklen, first base;
Quillian, second base; Crovatt, short
stop; Boyd, OF Savannah, third base;
Heath, left field; .McGregor; cenrel
field and Middlebrooks, right field.
Junior Class--Scanland, catcher; Bar
ron, pitcher; Duncan, first base; Bon
nell, second base; Bush, short stop;
Flemming, third base; HUTCHINSON, left
field; Stratford, center field, and VOL
ley, right field.
Sophomores-Rob catcher; Nc
Camy, pitcher; Farris, first base; Hen
derson, second base; Lynn, short stop:
Poage, third base; Wilson, right field;
Martin, center field, and Whitehead,
left field.
Freshman. Class-McGregor catcher;
Tabor, pitcher; Gibson, first base; Mill
saps, second base; Chambers, short
stop; McGahee, third base; King, left
field; Woodruff, center field, and
Smith, right field.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-04-01
FL 0RiDA TEAM WILL PLAY
ON SAVANNAH LINKS

Jacksonville Players VIII Go
Against Capt. HulI's Team.
Savannah and Jacksonville teams are
! to try conclusions to-day on the Sa-
Svannah golf links, 1t is expected that
nine men will play on each team, and
some excellent work is anticipated.
The match will begin at about noon,
and it is probable hat many visitors
win be on the links to watch the play.
Such was the case when the Darien
team played last Saturday. The in
terest in the game is keen among the
members of the Savannah Club, and
many of them are glad to take ad-
vantage of an opportunity to see such
work as the members of the opposing
teams will probably show.
Thus far this season the Savannah
team, under the captaincy of Mr.. r.
NJ. Hull, is undefeated. Victories have
been scored against Charleston and
. against Darien, and return matches
are soon to be played against the
teams of both cities. Jacksonville, this
season, is a terra incognita to Sa-
Vannah golfers, for whom it remains
to see this afternoon If they cannot
take the measure of the delegation that
has been sent from the Florida me-
tropolis to uphold its Country Clubs
prowess.
A promise of fair weather for the
afternoon is given, though 1t may be
that, since the day follows so hard
upon the heels of clustering March
that the winds may be too high for
any very good scares to be made.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-04-01
A NEW CALENDAR.
A RefOrHer Proposes n Thirteen
Month Year, and Makes This Year
A. " :3O4

n W 3O4s
Correspondence New York Sun.
The tendency of the present day is
to reduce complexity to simplicity, to
convert multiformity into uniformity.
chaos to system, superstition to science,
etc. Why may this not apply to our
existing calendar?
In the first place, the year should be
called Ammo Veri, the year of truth,
instead of Ammo Domini, because all
years since creation are years of the
Lord" 1t should begin from the time
when we first discovered what caused
the year, viz, the revolution of the
earth around the sun. This was prac-
tically established in 1900 by Calico
with his sol stat" The present year,
therefore, would be A. V.
Our months originate from the phases
of the moon. There are thirteen
months" hence there should be thir-
teen months. IT would be better that
these months should be named nu-
merally-Latin numerals preferred-as
Primus, Secundus, Tertius, Quartus,
Quintus, Sextus, Septimus, Octavus,
Menus, Decimus, Undecimus Cor for
brevity, Uncemus): Duodecimus Cor
for brevity Docemus), 'Tredecimus Cor
for brevity Trecimus). Since, however,
people are averse to changes, perhaps
the simplest plan would be to add one
more month. Each month should have
twenty-eight days. or seven weeks,
which correspond to the aspects OF the
moon from dark to full and back
again. Zach day of the month would
then occur on the same day of the
week throughout the entire year
Thirteen months of twenty-eight
days equals 1854 days. There would
thus be, one odd day each year and
two such odd days in leap years This
day should not be counted in the cal
endar at all, but set aside and cele
brated as New Years day. In leap
years there would be two such holi-
days. The first of the fiscal year
should be the first Monday after the
winter solstice. excepting the New
Year day. This would be Dec. 49,
In the year 1907 Dec. % will occur on
Monday
The day of rest should not be the
first. but the last day of the week,
as the Bible directs that it should be.
Coming, as they do, so close together,
Christmas and New Years day could
be celebrated as one. In fact, our
Christmas day, as at present celebrat-
ed. has undoubted association with the
suns first perceptible northern adj
vance. If the months retained their
present names, 1t would only be neces-
sary to add another and call It Ire
cember, or the abbreviated thirteen.
To conform to this the dates of fix
ed events or celebrations would have
to be altered. or course superstition
and the obduracy or habit would, for
a while, revolt against this, but such
is the fate Of all reforms. however
benehcent or logical. Ehe superstition
as to IL would also brighten some
small intelligences, but the facts Of
nature as we now know them pro-
claim the patchwork of our twelve
months calendar, some containing
thirty days, some thirty-one days and
one twenty-eight or twenty-nine days,
as conditions require.
Our perpetual and nature-made cal
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-04-01
JOKERS OWN THE DAY
ACCORDING TO CALENDAR
Cigars Filled With Explosives and Candy Around
Soap Will Be Plentiful

Don't do it! No matter what it is
just don't do it,
Your friends will be kind and
thoughtful to-day, and if you only look
the part you will be loaded down with
cigars and candy, and other things.
But the other things will be for the
most part laughs, unless you politely
but firmly decline to accept anything
offered. Don't even propose TO your
intended, even though you have reason
to believe she will take you at your
word. She might only be fooling.
For to-day is All Fools Day!
This is the day of all days when one
must be careful. 1t Is a day when
candy, cigars, drinks, tips on the mar
ket, and kindred things. should be
summed.
Don't believe anything that is told
you, and don't tell anything that you
want people to believe. For they
won't.
Just do your work. say as little as
possible, and remember that it only
comes around once a year. You might
not be able to stand it If it happened
oftener.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-04-01
HOW SALMON run.
Big and Little Streams Literally
ChOked with Fish.
Lyrntn1 Gnnd IIeal th-

Imagine yourself on the seashore in
Alaska, in the month of September,
rambling on for the pleasure of it, and
picking up a curious shell now and
then. You see ahead fresh water
stream which Is in your path. AS
you approach you are surprised to IND
the whole stream filled, crowded, with
struggling salmon. If you follow the
stream back from the shore mile or
so, you will find it literally packed with
salmon all the way, although the water
is so shallow that no fish is more than
half covered. Your surprise is ip-
creased when you approach near
enough to touch them with your foot,
and find that they pay not the slightest
attention to you. They struggle fierce
~ on up the stream, the females to
deposit their eggs, the males to pro-
tect the females. All are intent upon
that mad suicidal rusl UP the stream
1t is suicidal because not a single sal
mon out OF those hundreds before you
ever comes back alive. From the out
set they neither eat nor rest, and as
you follow them UP stream you soon
see the effects of their battle. Their
flesh is knocked off against the stones;
here you see one striving desperately
against his fellows, with nothing left
of his once powerful tail but the bones,
and many of them are broken; the flesh
may be falling from his back or torn
| from his belly. still he fights on until
| death. If it is female you may see
the eggs dragging from an ugly cash
| in her side, one fin is torn off, two
more are useless, every effort to propel
| herself leaves a trail of blood, but she
swims on with the rest.
You are sickened by such sight,
and conclude that the shallowness of
| the stream VIII account for the condi-
| ton of the fish. So you so to q larger
stream, thirty feet in width and eight
| feet in depth; here you find thousands
| of salmon lashing the water into foam
in their efforts to distance one another.
They are swimming packed layer on
layer, like sardines. Here the condi-
/ lions of the smaller stream are repeat
ed on a larger scale. The fish are not
only torn to pieces by rocks, but de-
stroy one another. If you pick up
one that appears whole he will fall to
pieces of his own weight.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-04-01
BASEBALL.

At Durham. N. C.-I'niversity OF
Maryland, 8; Trinity, 5.
Salem, Va, March 31.-Roanoke Col
lege, o; st. Johns College of Maryland,
6.
Charlottesville, Va, March H.-Uni-
versity of Virginia, 6; Lafayette. 0.
At Birmingham, Ala.-Chicago
(Americans), 1; Birmingham, 3.
At Montgomery, Ala.-Boston
(Americans), 2: Montgomery, l.
Little Rock, Ark, March a.-New
York (NationaD, 4; Little Rock, 3.