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La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1904-06-18
Nuevos abogados

Aver fueron aprobados del tercer
grado en- Ia carrera de abogados los
sehores don Manuel Rodriguez Sierra
don Francisco Ramirez Arrizaga.
Estos sefIores sufrieron hoy ell
examen pratico forense para obte-
ner el tltulo.
Digno de alabama es el triunfo
obtenido por los dos seflores que aca-
ban de graduarse, pues solo dedica-
ban el estudio las horas que tenfan
libres despues de sus ocupaciones ha-
bituales, logrando sus aspIraciones
sin perder nj IN solo afio. ~
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1904-06-18
FL Departamento de Carload y
Prisiones ha expedido hoy
varios nombramient0s

Esta manana el Departamento de
Prisiones ha nombrado para ocupar
puestos en- las c4rceles de la isla, q
q los senores siguientes:
Medico de la carael de Guayama
don Jose NJ. Munoz.
Practicante, don Francisco Llensa
Macfas.
Alcaide de carcel, don Ricardo
Haddck.
Para la cdrcel de Aguadilla:
Alcaide, don Jose Moliner.
Medico, don J. Hernandez.
Practicante. don Ignacio Calde-
ron.
Sc han nombrado tambien para
Aguadilla Guayama cuatro policias
especiales.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1904-06-18
Victoria japonesa
CerCa de Puerto Arturo

NUEVA YORK, JUNO 1s.-Co-
munican de Chefoo, que aver Sc ibr6
un combate rehidfsimo cerca de Puerto
Arturo.
La batalla dur6 hasta el oscurecer
en- que las tropas rusas Sc retiraron
abandonando sus posiciones y dejan-
do en- poder de los japoneses centena-
res de heridos y prisioneros.
Los japoneses sufrieron tambien
grandes perdidas.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1904-06-18
SensibIes faIIeciimiGntOs
en- Mayaguez
La miseria cunde en- aquella
ciudad
(De m,Gestro Corresponsa9

MAYAGUEZ, JUNO 16.-Ayer
Sc verificaron dos entierros: ell de don
Manuel Maria Pagan, joven ilustrado
que con sus profundos conocimientos
Que debfa sus varoniles esfuerzos
-prometfa serle it'll & la patria, que
reclama ell concurso de los que valen.
-Tambien tuvo lugar Ell entierro
del distinguido joven don Jose Cola
do, antique empleado de la casa mer-
cantil de don jose A. Menendez. A
ambas familias enviamos el testimo-
Mo de nuestra sentida condolencia.
La miseria ha l1egado q tai ex-
tremo en- esta ciudad, que los pobres
no tienen albergue donde guarecerse
buscan hospitaLariO asilo en- el enlosa-
do pisO de la parte del Mun1clplo.
mo hay modo de aliviar la situaci6n
de estos desheredado de la fortuna,
senior alcalde2 Desdice que en- una
poblaci6n como Mayagnez, sc presen-
Glen tales actos de miseria, cuando al
go Sc podrfa hacer en- beneicio de esos
desgraciados.
Ell policfa Celestino Quihones
puso la sombra y q disposition del
senior Juez de Paz los individuos
Juan Arcelay, Placido Martinez Ma
nuel Martinez (a) Chobcbo por jugar a
10 prohibido, ocupandosele al mismo
tempo baraja y dinero.
-El policia Eduardo Otero, tuvo
bien poner buen recaudo, al areo-
pagita Miguel Bonilla por hurto de
un saIchich6R.
En- hospitalillo espiritista SCa-
ridad ConsueloS han empezado aha
cerse las reparaciones de los desper-
fectos que lie cause ell incendio que des-
truyo tres casas dos boh1os en- la ca
lie del Peral.
va ha regresado de su excursion
q Arecibo; la Compafia 1rico-drama-
tica, que dirije nuestro amigo don Pa
bio Roig. Dicha compan1a viene gra-
tamente impresionada por las ovaclo-
nes que recibi6 en- la Villa del Capt.
IAN Correa.
Los republicanos de esta localidao
amenazan <tirarse los traStos la ca
beza0 en- la proxima contienda electo-
raj. Los aspirantes manejar ell eco
tarro pdblico>, de aquf q las eleccio-
mes, van llegar & un nGmero consi-
derable.
De la Fraction Faiardista, solo Sc
conoce un aspirante, don Miguel HI
vera, acomodado comerciante de ests
plaza. Sc ignora nj este es apoyadt
por el senior Fajardo. Pues basta qu'
tenga ell Ueto de los hermanos FalardG
para que sea desestimado por su frac
ci6n. Como parara este !
Aver lie fu@ dado un etimoo
un americana residente en- esta ciudad
Compr6 unas pifas y pag6 con un bi
llete de dollars. FL vendedor no te
niendo cambio, pidi6 permiso al anne
ricano para ir cambiar, es la hor
que no aparece. La policfa 10 busc
incesantemente sin resultados satisfac
torios. Echenle un galgo....
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1904-06-18
UNA ACLARACION

Aver, al ocuparnos de los exame-
nes de la industrial, dijimos que las
alumnas examinadas habfan sido sus-
pendidas.
Esto es cierto en- cuanto las
alumnas que seexaminaron para macs
tras rurales, pero no para las que Sc
presentaron los grades, pues casi
todos fueron aprobados.
Valga la aclaraci6n.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1904-06-18
COntinda Ia agitacidn en- Francia
DOR motive de las decIa-
raciiones de M. CDmbes

NUEVA YORK, JUNO 18.-Co-
munican de Paris. que va ha empeza-
do 4 actuar Ia Comisi6n nombrada
por ell Parlamer kpara investigar los
hechos denunci2dos por Mr.. Combes.
Hasta ahcxa esa investigation sc
lleva con gran reserva, excitando es-
to mas las agitacion los comenta-
rios que Sc hacen.
En- todos los circulos polfticos
sociales de Paris no sc habla de otra
cosa.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1904-06-18
BUQUES QUE Sc ESPERAN

&Catalina1, debe haber salido de
Barcelona ell 10 del corriente.
xJulia>, estara equf ell 10 del CO.
rriente procedente de Habana.
<Charles A. Gliberys.-Ha debido
salir de New York ell Is pasado.
xPonce , saldra hoy de Nueva
York para esta ciudad.
<Coamoo, Sc agaarda de la isla y
saldra para Nueva York ell q del CO.
rriente.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1904-06-18
PaCO Gauticr

Sc halla en- San Juan y nos ha
dispensado afectuosa vista, nuestro
qnerido amigo de Ponce don Francis
co Gautier Mandri, quien permanece-
ra algunos dias entire nosotros.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1904-06-18

En- la maf1ana de hoy tuvo lugar
en- la oficina lie Obras P1blicas, 81 re-
mate de la pintura del antique edifcio
denominado Diputacion Provincial.
Hicieron proposiciones los seno-
res siguientes:
Alfonso Cruz por. ...... 5 1923
Axtmanyer, hijo ..... < $50
A. M. Martinez. ....... & 1895
S. Flores. s.,............ & 800
y, KatZ. ................ 1860
Este remate sera adjudicado al
postor Axtmanyer Hijo que fu6 el
que mas barato ofrecio hacer Ell ira
bajo.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1904-06-18
A | T R 7 A

Todas aquellas personas que ten
gan cuentas pendientes de cobro en-
los departamentos del Gobierno no
las cobren antes de fines de mes, Sc
veran precisadas esperar alg1n ITEM
po para hacer sus cobros.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1904-06-18
Nuestro foIIetin

Por haberse empastelado Ultima
hora ell follet1n, nos vemos obligados
a suspenderlo hoy, suplicando nues-
tros lectores nos dispenser ese contra
tempo.
Ell lunes volveremos rean1da ar
su publication.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1904-06-18
Acadia Municipal de Canuy

Desde esta fecha por el termino
de diez dias estara expuesto al pnbli-
co en- las paredes exteriores de esta
Acadia, ell presupuesto para Ell aho
de 1904 1902.
Laatrentia0 Estrelld,
Alcalde.
JUNO 10 de 1904.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1904-06-18
P6rdida de dos transportes
japOneses

NUEVA YORK, JUNO 18.-Se
anuncia que dos transportes japoneses
que Sc hallaban por las inmediaciones
de V1adivostok chocaron con minas
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1904-06-18
SERv|C|O CABLECRAF|CO
De LA DEMOCRACIA

snb-marinas yendose & pique pere-
ciendo toda la tripulaci6n.
Otros despachos suponen Que esos
transportes fueron echados & pique
por la escuadra rusa de Vladivostok.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1904-12-15
Easy Method of Catching Fish,

One can go fishing in New Zealand
under very peculiar conditions. There
is remarkable fish, usually about
four feet in length, yet with SO slen-
der body that 1t does not weigh more
than as many pounds, This ish Is
not taken with a hook, nor is ii usually
netted. 1t is simply picked up on some
sandy beach on frosty morning.
How or why the FISH throws itself
upon the shores does not appear to be
fully known. 1t used to be supposed
that II was stranded by pursuing its
prey too close to the shore or was
washed up dead. 1t is now believed
that the creature commits an act OF
deliberate self-destruction for some
reason. II literally leaps upon the
shore and there dies. When landing
it docs not evince the least fear OF
man. The so-caIled Frost Fish is found
only in the coolest weather, and IL is
supposed by some that the intensity
a the cold is the cause of the fsh's
conduct. AS a food the fish Is very
highly priced, its melting flesh of
faky Wilderness holding "the very soul
Of sweetness" It is sometimes sold
as high as upwards Of sixty cents
pound. --.o -
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A WoMANs RECORD.

MISS Mary T.. Pretty, of Pehnsyl.
yana, who is employed in the manu-
script division of the Patent omce,
has broken her record for rapid copy
ing by transcrlbing $4,000 words in
seven hours About year ago she
copied 20,500 words in one day. An
order for copies of certain records in
ihe office TO be used in court was the
occasion of the remarkable exhibition
h, Of speed The order wa5 marked "spc-
,rlal," with instructions to have the
work done as quickly as possible.
Many Of the expert typewritists of the
department are away on leave and the
task was given to Miss Pretty, whose
remarkable attainments in the type
writing line made its execution posi-
DE within the time allotted. s.'s.ss ass.s
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1904-12-15
MISUNDERSTANDING ciRts.

Tho smart girl Is a. verypineresgneI
i sis fi SE q sp "a SS %%y SSt
,jpEodEse.EJ9 :ssiyatnSa fdhionr ara
greet you with a new fad. A little
Ehae dgo IA kvps N bong chain tiiat
She was ~ eafing, s9Sptlds B;iewels,
accg&1Eas'her bGrse allowed No8
the .long chain is locked ppon,as being
entirely too popular to he wogn A&I
the girls who lead, insSHfd f''f6lldW,'
the fashions. Is the nccEtle thatis
TIE smart tRpSg ~ year.uowrrRsdatnty.
little chain .songt ii41lle!s; !, y, one sSiTan9
ana Sometimes" Or Three, which fails
just below the throat, From the neck
let bangles are suspended, and it. is
quite a ,fad.tO have these bangles the
fair wcaFdr's blrth-stone Tle'iiecllet
is invariably OF fine gold chains, and
sometimes the delicate strands are
conndcted with little ohains Of tiny
pearls. Amethyst drops make effective
bangles, and baroque' pearls are also
much the mode used in this way.
Very often the necklet consists of
one fine gold chain, which fits snugly
about the collar, From this but one
dangle will depend, but it will be a
large and expensive one. ... '
Strings of enameled beads just long
enough to encircle the throat are a
fashion of the moment, They are very
dainty and attractive in pale blue, be-
ing strung in such a way that small
rhinestone alternates with each pretty
blue bead. Big coral beads also are
worn, but they must fit closely about
the neck, instead of swinging way
below the waist line,-Woman's Homo
Companion.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1904-12-15
CHINESE aAayEsrsRs.
Row an Oriental Far'nor Gattors In MIS-
Grain, -sss.is.


A great land magAate OF Southern
China OWES ana farms fbGr acres. His
eavlous nc,ghhors holl'competencrs- Of
one acre or bare rit;NGces Of an eighth
of IN acre. bSt Wong Toy Is lucky.
lie hes even been able toafford n wife.
fwo bands work for him in these
harvest days, at the pauic .vryrs OF
twcn,y ceHts 4 cay TlHN lnca Squat
oT.entai frsh.on. Mt -thrlr wort. ci17p.
Ing Gown ile s;Glks with swift st9bs
of THEN Galesls&los. ,alrs. Wong poy
and her eldest, Gauglt2r, follow be-
hind ard t.c uD tGc sleOres with wisps
Of straw. The two CHERISHED mem
children, sole hops Of heaven for Wong
Poy. play through The stu5Dle ard
steal grains OF wheat TO chew. II Is a
matter FOR corporal punishment If they
are caught in this. for in China every
grain Is numbered. When the whegt
is AL In and has beel beaten out on the
thrs shing floors and stored in tNeNvell
guarded granary under Wong Poy's,
house, the family makes reiociRg
There Is Il little mess Of FISH fOr-ihe
pot. \ punk stick and y cup OF rice
Brandy are oftercl up 10 the gods er
grain. and before them Wong poy, BIS
hands tucked IN MS sleeves, bows TO
tine ground With he rerItes prayers
Mrs. Wong steals away frOIn her hns'
band 10 meet with the other village
women and hold strange rlies--wlld,
Scontortlonate frances, with visions OF
/. the upper and nottrr worlds. so.hpye.
their mothers done, time ont of mind,
Harvesting the World over, Every
body's Magazine hHrUf ''f'a
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1904-12-15
CONVENIENCE OF A SLATE.

wonder IL many houseleepers know
what a convenience slate can be-
when hung on the Kitchen wall, with
n pencil attached, says the ladies'
Home Journal. II is place TO write
down needed articles and Kitchen sup
plies as they run low, II you send
the washing out each week and must
make a list, scratch on the back OF
the slate, with a pointed nail, in an
eve column, the names Of NIL articles
likely 10 be sent. Then each week
you have only to write tho number
before each name and erase it when
tho cloths are all returned.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1904-12-15
!. 1cNnE 81 rIKE httas.


No matter what the .siAe..aop quality
( Of a rug It'is'p' niistaEf to siiebe, II 2y'l
.athe epd 20 ,btst;it fIeesffom aISt i've +
Sqrse, rfgpiEf4 to.sTaspi 1T scttlsrlT AZ e +.
stlie'sharb snap and jerks are flii ttaits u ~
slie 6iHdrSg and fthlgg, IN q, short .tiIt y. (.
the .edgr NiilsiSs hsfl1m tbe.warI ~
espee9,sy II the Sosp.sgSP lshe,placet-
eng {Se kpTeSfsacS al tic kIr'.as we'll
,.sN shdseuine. ws ptraW of Tsefhines5.
says thewElilOdsllrlla ,Banstlm Az
thrifty honsekeepeg WHO ,Rrldes hersalf
bn 4noNhigs how'T o Keep her rugs fresh
vfpr sERiy anvsissangResf I'm hut lleeps
them. cleap by spreading out on porch
floor and sweeping Their! Thoroughly oIh,.-
both sides wifi a sof' broo,I. Then
she goes over them SO eral' imes with
q a carpet sweeper, wi ieb.. IS Kept free
from dust by empty az the dust traps
frequently. Any iu,,f whicf have seen
hard wear md are Sefy dusty are hung
on line and lightly beaten with
small whip. On sweeping day every
rug is looked over for possible breaks.
and every loose corn6r, no matter how
small, il promptly mended with linen
carpet thread and woods IL occasion re-
quires. II grease spots are discovered
they are cleaned with tepid water and
household ammonia in the proportion
Of a half teaspoonful to n quart OF
water, Scrubbing the spot lightly,
wetting the rug as little as possible
and hanging in the sun to dry is the
method. Never use soap that is coarse
and rank IL soap must be used, select
a refined sort.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1904-12-15
fH|zI Bz'I5IEH;I z7g!iz TII!T55it'I.
U.LALAfFF RByFR1stiIizzIIss|.SS5s4

mat may often meaa. that they are not
being properly nour,shed. Whatever
Its cause, no child should be permitted
TO gnaw Its finger nails Besides maxi
Ing ragged and msghtly nails, the
trick Is likely to continue, and in an
adult is most disagreeable 10 watch
ana counts against his breeding as
well.
Most mothers think that their chill
dren are nervous when they bite their
nails, and they are quite right. but
there is a cause for the NERVOUSNESS,
1t is more than likely to be- lack OF
good food. 10 break a child OF tile
habit first look to Its Diet and then
call the little ones attention TO the
trick as something It ought nottfo 10.
Substitute for the soaps ana pastry
u eats plenty Of milk fresh vegctrblps'
OR dried peas and beans aHdagood rye
Of Whole wheat -four. This alone may
mend matters, but IL not, dipping the
fingers In solution Of Quinine or fas-
tening mittens on them will help 10
remind the little bitter to let his or
her finger nails alone. ....... d.
aNAs the nervous tone OF the chIld's
system Improves, It will usually forget
its old tricks, Some mothers liarc
found that pointing out TO tbe child
the repulsive look Of 10 nails Ms done
wonders for the elder oiiss thcir ner-
Nphs Condition baking Aem&tartlcu-
larry sensitive 70 acknowledgements,
So CHAD for pride's Sake they haye
Siobpeh the indlllgeIieesiczaslsr. dL /
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1904-12-15
FASHION NOTES.

Smart buttons, silver in many cases,
give finish to linen coats.
Broadtail velvet, which is really a
crushed velvet, is one Of the coming
stuffs for outer wraps.
Soft makes of velours, as well as
fancy chiffon velvets will be used for
dresses NANTES and millinery
Ruchings, pipings, gathers and frills
multiply and overflow IL the present
scheme of dress ornamentatlon.
The rapidly increasing circumference
of the skirt seems to point more and
more to the ineyitableness of crlno-
line. ~
THE girl with the biscuit cloth waist
coat the bun in the nape Of her neck,
and pancake hat surely takes the
bakery" -.
Now the game season is on, white
duck hat with coque plumes, butchers
linen suits and canyas-Dack shoes are
taking their flight southwark
White accordion pleated chiffon bell
sleeves with fluted edges to the rufies
on skirt. and a light tone of blue piping
I'm ot the hens, compose a musical
symphony in white.
Russet shoes, a plum cloth suit bas'
lot sh,av hat-the brim overladen with
grapes and draped with a leaf-green
Veil All. here we have a veritable
neocb within an animated fruit basket.
with a garniture Of pink roses Tor q
girdIe n Dragon fly Of sapphires at her
throat, jeweled butterfly comb in her
hair, forget-me-nots embroidered on
her hose. and a vine of grapes Creep
inc over her shirtwalst, the maid In
truth steps out Of "the rosebud garden
OF girls
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1904-12-15
6: NousE
*. ... RECIPES ::...I

Whipped Apples-Thls is a delicate
dessert for children or an invalid.
Stew a half dozen large, tender, tart
apples, using speed to keep them white
and soft. Set aside until cold, Whip
a half pint of sweet cream and the
whites of two eggs to a stiff froth, add
the apple and whip all thoroughly to-
gether. Sweeten TO taste and flavor
ditto. Pour into mould and set on
the ice until needed.
Banana Shortcake-Make a rich tea
biscuit crust, bake in jelly cake tins
in not too thick layers, When done,
split open with forks and butter while
hot three layers being enough for one
cake. The two bottom layers and one
top make the best shape. Take about
three goodsized, thoroughly ripe BAN
anas and shred finely with a fork
Spread layer of the fruit on the crust
adding the least bit OF salt, and
sprinkle well with powdered sugar.
Add the next layer in the same way.
On the last one spread fruit very
thickly well mixed with sugar, 50 as
to form sort of icing Serve with soft
custard Favored with vanilla.
Charlottesville delicatessen and
bakery charlotte russo is delusIon and
snare, and yet the average fiat dweller
has forgotten that there ever was any
other kind. With the home made
strawberry shortcake 1t has gone
where the old moons go. Yet char.
lottes are easy to make, and are
healthful and delicious. Line a round
or oblong dish with lady-fngers, split
and trimmed to at closely together
Slices Of sponge cake may also be used.
Whip cream very stif, sweeten and
flavor and pour in the mixture Sci
aside 10 harden, and unmould carefully
at the last moment. 1t is a saving oi
patience, and sometimes Of desserts
to buy moulds that omen at one slda
With q hinge, 70
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1904-12-15
..cnkzE 5 FORI cRrSEAG.

NH - NNAetA@ A'gF't ~ SlrfAf' .
ifN'"erystal craze now holds, sway,
Crystal escrltoire sets are wopIis OF. art,
sThe newest in Individual saat cellars
is a clear glass block with al circular
depression for the salt, ~ 6 kC.fi q
IAN nralidls jaffor' the crackers or
the little dellcacies that an invalid likes
10 have convenient on the bedside table
isa small edition OF the usual cracker
jar shape in cut glass.
Toilet articles are also made of crys.
tai, clear and colored, One luxurious
woman, whose drawing room Is in
white and gold, has her dressing table
set. with bottles, boxes, trays, etc, of
clear crystal. upon each of which is
stamped her monogram In heavy gold
relief, In mauve and green with
touches of gold, these sets are very
pretty, and one set in rose-hued crystal
was quite enchanting.
Crystal lamps Of blue, red, green and
amber and bronze tints are shown
among the novelties, and crystal can
dlesticks are more in demand than
those of silver or brass. Slim, clear
crystal candlesticks with fiuted shades
Of lowered chintz are charmingly or
namental and useful on my lady's
desk or manteI shelf, especially if the
apartment be furnished in light colors
and quaint style.-Philadelphia In
qnirer. Ny ID -, r.. .
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1904-12-15
HOW HE RETURNED.

Blnks-"TIello, links; haven't seen
sou for some time. Been away?"
Jinks-"Yes; on my vacation"
did you go alone?'
mo. went with two fifU-dollal
bills, but came back alone.'-Clncin.
natl Commerclal-T
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1904-12-15
now TO SELECT GOOD PRuNEs.

pruncs should be large and solid and
have the surface uDbroIpn, IL one
wants them worth the cooking. Take
ONE IN y0ur hand. pull and iatten it
out. II 1t leaves the skin unbtoken
and shiay. you may feel SAFE that you
have the proper article, ava
After washing them and allowing
thcm to stand IN clear, cold water over
night, allow then TO cook over a slow
fire for an hour. TO two pounds of the
fruit. add ONE pint OF water, stew
slowly for one-half to a full hour.
When putting lnthe sugar a rich flavor
can be added by sliclng Q lemon and
grating the rind into the prunes. Let
them stew until there remains Just
enough water TO- cover the fruit Onts
make a'rich jtriee.AsWhat'to Eat, 'sA
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1904-12-15
I YOUNG HUSBANDS CURIOSITY

IOUNG HUSBANDS CURlOSll1'
We had been married just month,
md my inquiries as to all his doings
during the day had begun to draw
forth remarks about woman's pro-
verbal curiosity, when, one evening
after tea was on the table, I picked up
the evening paper and found recipe
for 'prune whip" which cut out and
laid away for future use.
After the head Of the house had
changed his coat, donned his slippers
eaten and made himself comfortable
for cosy evening with his newspa-
per, he asked: "What did you cut out
of my paperT'
"0h, something that would not be
at all proper for you to read I re-
piled.
"Well, I guess I'll read what choose.
Please get it,"
/ refused, and things grew uncom-
Portable, and when returned from the
kitchen found an empty chair, empty
: slippers and discarded paper. About
an hour after the head Of the house re-
turned and with a particularly jubl-
liant air opened a brand new news
paper He scanned column after col
umn gingerly until he found a recipe
for 'prune whip" Now, when the
head Of the house becomes any way
domineering l feed him on "prune
whip" Elizabeth Ogilvie, In Good
Housekeeping.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1904-12-15
A TIP THAT FAILED.

Waiter lin restauranD-"Pardon me,
but gentlemen usually remember the
waiter here, SIR"
Guest-"Do they? Well, 1 have a
poor memory for faces, so II 1 fail TO
recognize you when we meet again
kindly call my attention to the over.
sIght."-Chicago News =. :.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1904-12-15
HAD A LIFE pREsERvER.

Fond Father-"Heaven bless you, sir,
for rescuing my daughter from a
watery grave! Think Of the great risk
you RAMP
Lifesaver-"No risk at all, sir. I'm
marriedw-Answers
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1904-12-15
THEFT NOT IMPORTANT.

"This DRAMA" said the young aus
thor, sis taken from the French"
"Well," replied the manager to whom
it had been submitted, II don't believe
the French will ever miss it,"-Tit,
Bits.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1904-12-15
so DELICATE.

"Thats Mrs. Marlmuch, the society
leader" explained the man who knew.
"Myl you don't oay7" replied the pie
beian. "She's in half mourning, isn't
she?"
"Yes. You see three of her six hus-
bands are dead. "-Philadelphl Ledger.