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The Delta independent., 1904-04-22
lrsssaas AeAssusS osaseal

Mr.. Atkissoa. ~ ssv astos1sy
general Tor lrsia.A. b . sligsa. s0ars
man. fair ol hair asA bsarA With ~
alurt, attractive psrsooaliey a,A Dssar
tifully esdovcd With native Irish VII
He 10 . martyr oe rAsaDatisa and. 70
use his own phrase. has "stsepsd his
legs in every bath in Europs." A lady
u the great world oaes eo0Aiesratsd
hin on his suffering and aadeA: "B1t
you look veil. Ar. Atkinsoa-" NY
dear Lady Blaak.- ~ rsDlisd. '-tt1 ~
IsGs that ass bed anA 20 saar -
sho0."
The Delta independent., 1904-04-22
-vyh.. rss,s Thsss aas-t,l, a.

The Rev. Dr.. p. Q. Hensoa, formerly
pastor OF the First Baptist church of
Chicago. later Of the Hanson Place
Baptist church Of Brooklyn. and Who
has accepted . cali to Trsooat taap,a
Boston. rsesauy lectsred IN 0psine
aeld. Mass. and oes Of tie foes1ost
pastors In the city vas asked 70 a.
bounce the lecture fFo0 his paIpst.
This Is the way he pastor DaAs he
rhS Rev. d. Hen-
soa will lecture o. foods ia The STATE
Street Baptist ehursA o. WodnssIay
evening. and usse Q sssaa many VII
attend"
The Delta independent., 1904-04-22
saixs ron ANT Iovsaa

Magnificent cssss o,spsesd q q ~
esae oass n ossNNsNy.
Writing oe the sale oe the ThsvAlt
oollsctioa a at treasures q CoiogaA
Germany. the cosTsspoaAeas a ths
New York Bun says:
Il shall bssia with tAs great prisss
OF the sale. First the silver gtlt cross
with twenty sielIo plates. niAe o. tAs
front and eleven o. The back. . mag.
n!6csnt spse:msa Il Foesatiss Re-
ualssanes work. For tAis Herr The.
walt Il = rsport~d. hsd a. Offer of
100000 msrks fson The late Haroa
Adolphs Do Rothschild. Who vas .
muDiaesat Aoone 10 ~ Loavro muse.
The Delta independent., 1904-04-22
H.a Mend chA.vx Tr,e Yea

Noo Se4eo ChSsSy Ueoo YofA
whsa 8. Davis PaSs became city
controller. all holders ol bills aeaisse
the city were svorD - 70 fhsir hou-
esty. A certain Arst vsrAss. Who had
been doing small 5obs for the school
board for several years. appeared .
few days aftae the Asv order vas IL
sued. and vas questioned by tAs chief
clerk. who wound up BY askinS:
rs anyone Interested in this bill
except YOURSELF"
We'll" began the other, gravsly,
"11l not swear against that. for there
10 . groesrJman down st my corner
interested II h"-P1nadslphia
Ledger.
The Delta independent., 1904-04-22
o&ispo1 W n vvejesSey,

Lord Wolsslcy's book. The Story q
Soldiers Life has caused . $50.
satioa IN o0eisl e1relss b. rsesoa ol
its stinging criticisms q he British
military policy. Lord Woassssy poists
at that politicians hAve bssa allowed
the na.ass0sat Il s1Dsst Druesssaoas.
tAs inevitable result bsiAG A1sasesr ~
The satioa- HIS ioetaAiD's ADssssa1
rssaiaisosoess srs ssDsesAkly tstsssse'
,Sng. eovssing - tAa9. 1oa OpoA Asal q
the eivil var psrso1. aaslA6 vkieA h
haA o0ciAl tnessvtsvs VIII teAsrol
The Delta independent., 1904-04-22
n'''sss' "'s ri sssfs ~ saass -

Am, snd likewise a otter Of ISo.o 900
marin for the Limoges goblet. The
SHAFT Of the cross b sixteen and . half
inches long. and the orosspisoe thir.
teen and . half inches. II the middle
Of the eront 70 . panel. with the 10
urs Of the crucinsd CArtst: at the ends
Of the crusspiscs panels IN lisllo rsp.
raesatlns the CFowning With rhoess
and the oagsllatiou, aud st the TO-
sad bottom . Lest Supper and . Pista,
there are eoar rsetaasular nislSo pan-
aae bNtwssa these. rsprsssating Saints
and he pslteas. o. The back tAs Daa.
els rsprsssat vssplng aAssls. tAs w.
aia. MerS AaOdslsa. q. JeAn. Ne
1eSD0a % ~ leoaaA VIA o4Ass
IHiar agneos. aiseeveeeA % oas
Iof ~ ne1allioas - ~ ~ ~ ~.
lsn Z - Ut e es1ees SoAoay oaS
lsal wAs ~ aetiae nay have lssa.s
The Delta independent., 1904-04-22
c>iise4Ieo q AatIevlsjsa,

P. Chenstte Of Montpelier. VI. ha'
IN old saddle which was ussA In 1T!
Tor IL first time. Among the othel
antiquities owned By Mr.. chsnetts !:
IN old pair Of Holland skates: on
OF the sld-fashioosd Instruments fc.
pullins testh and several keys While
might have done service, judsir
from their appearance. in the ear!
port OF the sixteenth coatusy.
The Delta independent., 1904-04-22
Ne sEI'Evso IN eALoMGL
eatlsne MlSht olA 0vt ne osets
Would y obeyoA

VaS'SW wight Vsos 001 tNo O0eeof
Would - obsysA
Down In the British wsst ladies
there are many old-fashioaed sccsa.
tric doctors of The ancient "eaionsl
ard ouinias school," WIN bslisvs that
those medicines will cure every CON.
plant under Tie sun. O1s oe these
doctor9 vas brought 10 the bedside
Of . planter Who was su9srang from
yellow fsvee.
''Oh. doctor. I shall die. I sAall del"
vailed the patisst
"Dss sAl b damned 10 ye." ~
tested The doctor. But yoa shall taks
sixty grains oe oalo0ol Arstl"
The patient va % shocked tAs& -
took . turn 1ur tAe bskter aaA ~
sovsrad.
The Delta independent., 1904-04-22
AasssaaSss ssvsI s1Ie s4e,>,

A0osoos6os osvsd Vie Hss6.
II IL days q Kias George III, Of
eag1aaa Tie Persian anbasssdor to
his eDoSt 6aDanded but vas denied
vrseedescs ever all other foreign req
eessntativss- He refused to n to
court, causing u to b reported abroad
that - was I'LL He net the prtpes re-
seat u tAs honss oe the Lady aalis-
bury Il tAs uos. 4 an vsry sorry
70 o9sad yoss royal highnsss By not
going - court" - saiA. Nov, cir.
ny sovsrsasn. ~ tell. ne I 20 asss;
your people say must 90 last. Nov.
Ais vssy bad tor Ne Visa I 20 Nh
70 Psssaa.- 10 sayiag he made Q s0ui
eeoss Dass towards his bead expc1ks.
tag Sseasitaaioa- TIE priaes tried %
apDsass hio- -Bse sir. Jos stiil aaEs1
WITH -: yos have not Invited ne to
yo8r Darty to-noerov aight." fhA
Srtscs szpaaissd, that II vas -oaly .
eAildrsas pastHs ~ tAs snhasseAor
0lsAt 0oOo - sA0oe.r - a.
eAooss: ~ ~ Sdle asa, ~ as
oaly anhassaAjrs sAsss. - al ~
Eussas. thSs ssas3as hsavily for Per
siA whIeA ua16 hin eonsortabls
eho1t tie asek agals.
The Delta independent., 1904-04-22
lssvsr MIN vyNs says -auss.r.

1 WOvSt WIN WNo 06y0 "WVbb0r,'f1
4 nsdiosl Journal says tkat IN I.
eottiausA use q The eyss h ~,
work % sewing. typswsitine, hoc!
|ksspinS. reading and stnAytas, ~
ERavlng poirt d iookiAg % fruM ~
work a4 sAost istsrvals ona iookfaa
aroand ~ rooa. TAls psastieel -
m ~ e 1leeea MinnAss relievas
ths mnnculos t1oso1a aae, teets ~
- sns<gpfA y1ek
The Delta independent., 1904-04-22
N ass~sy n lss,.a

last ysaf hers produced elAl,ooo.oc~
worth Of sgss: Sowla q all ktAds In
this countsy ars vostA ees.eoe. go. D.
sides the sGg pso1setioa tAsrs wsrs
shicksas loe eAsiAg - ~ vAlas a
el3s.o0o 80. 10 sAn -. ~ Asa b .
900 pr cent iAvsst1ssG
The Delta independent., 1904-04-22
ARG MOVING TO WASHINGTON.

New vssk oesisty Danes FInd Atr.os.
phsrs More cenSsnIaI.
For the sake Of q eonRenial stmos-
phers many prominent New York
women are moving to Washinstou for
the season. A New Yorkish literary
ct 10 being formed with Mrs. Burton
Harrison and Mrs. Van Rensselaer,
Csassf - baekbones. The Duer girls
VII visit Ars. cruger. There ID Mrs
Nicholas Fish. Tie widow. Who hates
New Yoet since her husbands trasie
lssth. and she has taken . house in
WasAiaEtoa- Whiis not precisely q
tatssafy woman. Ars. Fish 10 extreme
" musical and In . spla, way viii do
so0s satsstaininS. Mrs. cruger Il the
magnet that has drawn Mr.. Fish to
ths capital
The Delta independent., 1904-04-22
Pyvvs~as Ulss. sssses.

NJ pesAscsAe sessl saaeiaas tsse
syon NV lslsA - Asa1an a1vasss
ssAils = stls9 q Sa1aDA1a0 - -
ciun - ~ Ueoeea me1Al NJ -
euaa1 ~ ~ e1QA1nakaea q tAsae
,swe o4asla elAe - gess lssast
The Delta independent., 1904-04-22
As Hajss>,esa

Usiah C1ss. a 0eAssssaa1y. y. =
writes tAis rsgArdtas lAres hAilsioass:
There vas . fan Il hailsaoass b
New Hartford aAA Sie1s1ty. ta l1teA-
aeld oosaty. CoaA. Ju.s -. lsS9, vh4a
ssvseal wsrs psaksd - ~ vs,l-knovs
eitisess a tAs plaes-oas ~ . esssBJ-
MAN Asv. ~. eax1na. sos ~ Charles
NasA and oes ~ Frederick Boemek--
and each .hallstoss vsighsa oasAa,f
pouAd .asd vas u siss nseA larger
than those dsscribsA h . recent Issue
ue he Hssald- The writer picked ~
oss vAieA weighed seven ounces.
Thsse were esrinG this storm other
irregular Ice formations which fell
having the appearaaes os many hail.
stones eiinsins 10 oas another.
"Ths~e was another fail OF han.
stones u NorsAaDpeoa. AAss. ahout
tho year 1917. large b size. which per-
iGrated \ eorTuG1lsd iroa root % .
new freight dspoe. making . gIset
many holes IN ths rot more thaA a
inch aad . AaN IN diameter.
The Delta independent., 1904-04-22
EQUAL TO THE OCCASION.
Fie~sry Language In No Way pIseen
eertsd kansas Senator.

Tiessry Language In No Way piseen
esrtsd Kansas Senator.
Senator Randolph Burton. Of Rams
sas. while In Hawaii With the Con
greasionai commission. ~as sittiri
one morning in the dining room Of :
Honolulu hotel. A japanese. IN Occ:
dental dress Of extreme fashion. wh.
was sitting close BY. heard Mr.. Burton
addressed - Senator. He rose, walk
I'd over to the Senator aad presented
his carl.
III your charming Excelieney shoul-
become contaminated with the cl'
matte anheiation." he said, he vii,
and palliative fsrbifuges 1t The above
indicated location"
Tbs Senator was astonixhed. but
long years In politics have developed.
. singular readiness. and he ans wereI
IN kind
"Yosr Samaritan consideration
oveseomss ne. sir. Should I stasd In
seed os proficient medication. I viii
call II your justiy-fAned establish.
aent u have appeared ssulti6sd 10
my paraphrases II gSatitude. Il 10 due.
belisvs ne. rather to . paucity Of 70
eabulasJ than to any insumcient ap
preciation q youf bcnsacienes.''
The little Asiatie bowed avay.
AasAd but h~N-i~-
The Delta independent., 1904-04-22
lnditestion Causes
C0tArrh Of the

S1o1AAAS0s
~ aaV ysazs Il Aas bssa suppsssd sAaa
cAArsh q de Stomach ea,ssl indiesssioa
and dyspspsa. bot ths truth b sxaealy he
eppoah. lndiessssoo eausss oaaa1A. Re-
psaasA attacks of indigsst3ea inflamss ths
mucous msmsesass aning tAs stomach and
sxpssss tAs nerves o( he sasmaeh. thus caus-
ing shs glands - ssesses mucia instead q
~ juices ef natural digestion. 1Ais b
called Caiarrh Il he Stomach.
ksael Dyspspsla Cure
soksvse all iaflammaAlsa q - mucous
nsnbranss hniag ~ sssmacA. prosscss The
assvss. and essss ~ breath. sour risines. .
ssass q fullns0 after saiing. inhessfioo,
Ayspspsia and all stomach 6osaiss.
ko6o1 Dtgos4s WAa4 YoQ Lat
1eaho - 9oo0AeA SUpsa
s'' 3 =; ~ -. - = q e: - = .x ss
ssssass1 - q. Q. os~sIv q 90. oAasa0AR
<ssA 1t Peopses' PAarnacy.
The Delta independent., 1904-04-22

NlHere IN ranch paving i3Y Cer cent
on lisa price. In dne location And 'paenS "
water oil the srAsNn. .,~
70 acres on T,ncue creek, 10 ncrrs IN aIfain.
70 serv~ In orchard, hne fsuh al e.asne; ~.
Srsin Iand All tr,sccd ard cFoss fenced, having
s6nuS 0ileN ot S-Wire tsncc,
Water rtyh, e,,nsists 81 No priority ~ cum cum
nine 49, lake Ec<A ditch and reservoir stnt.
S~kinS paenty Of winter ~ all Of the land. Ihe
huildings cnasiss IL Wev Sr,o.n name dvc'unS
e<Sea NJ n Or. with eNod ssahles, efefah. etc
IS heS1 NO eestls In god csnSteson. Sood
wofk tsaaas, hred AneseA vseons paows ntss.
nvvrfs sforksts, oil tasaiAl tAple0eno. -
soas hay ~ Ssah<ls
Psics. eAso terms pAsOeeeh, ~. 7 pr eses-
uo-<pseses ~ ~ levsr end 81 saefscs ereek
-. tSsre-Quaisrn Il nile esosa Cnsy Poss-
olScN % sesea IN orchard. neatly vtneer ar-
plea. . sesss IN alfalfa, shasss s;arncs SrSsa
SjlcS Ard rVslSvsAF eoArany serk. p sAAsee
Yr0it RlNWsau' AteeA anA sssssvNlre.,sreany. ~
yaN q tsR aiseA. roo1 mSsss eSSs a 10y
SNasrN,saA SWaAa taaaA eaA eAtldnoA An tsasoea
m fillakSe 6Nl toe teA9as> AArase~ veassa> ear
I19eAfWS ssNA sAaves, eaAcssAA sssA -,
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1904-10-01
When Visiting Ia Pleasure.

After all is said and done. visiting
friends must always be the most deli
cate of pleasures. Of all forms Of so
cial enjoyment, well-chosen house
party is perhaps the most complete
and satisfactory. 1t is only during
such short vacations land on board
ship that the CALLING harness of every
day routine drops completely from
ones weary shoulders; it is there only
that we escape entirely from the my
Rad little cares and worries that lie
in wait for us outside. On looking
back, many of us will be surprised to
find how most of our truest friend
ships date from the occasion offered
by visit. One may go on meeting
people for a decade at formal enter
tainments, and at the end Of that time
know less of their real selves than is
revealed by one short week end
passed together under congenial roof
especially if it be home where the
welcome is sincere and the liberty is
complete, and where the host and
hostess have taken the trouble to sleer
from time to time in their guest-cham
bers.-Century.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1904-10-01

Rear Admiral Philip Hichborn, of
the United States navy, in recent let
ter from Washington, ID. c., gives Pc
runa the following endorsement:
CATER using Peruna for short
time period, can now cheerfuliy rec
ommeDd your valuable remedy to any
one wno is in need Of an invigOrating
tonic. ''-PhiIip HichbOrn.
Rear Admiral j. A. Howell, U. S.
navv. writes from Washington, D. G..
as follows:
Il have used your Peruna with sat
isfaction. and can cheerfully recon-
mend the remedy as an effective cure
for coughs and colds. u. A. Howell.
The highest men in our nation have
given Peruna strong endorsement.
Men representing all classes and sta
tions are equally represented.
Pe-ru-na Is Preventative and Cura.
tive Medicine for Catarrh.
Hon. E. H. Fitch, formerly special
United States attorney, state of Virgin
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1904-10-01
TOMS CLEVER TRICK.

Thi. Big Elephant Could Really Make
a Mouth Organ Sound.
MANY New York girls and boys, as
we'll as out of-town young visitors to
the city. will recall Tom, the big per-
forming elephant who furnished daily
amusement for his young audiences
with tricks and other marvellous per-
formances in the Central Park menag-
erie. That is to say, his performances
seemed marvellous for heavy elephant
wbost natural position was on all
fours and who did not speak English,
even though it almost seemed as II ne
understood it. Old Tom finally became
so dangerous that about two years ago
he had to be quietly put away by
dose of poison.
Perhaps the most remarkable of
Toms tricks was one OF which his
trainer was very proud, not only be-
cause 1t was difficult, but because it
was novel as well. Tom would stand
unon his hind legs on strong box.
take from his keepers hand boy
mouth organ, gracefully curl his trunk
back until it rested on his forehead
and then alternately blow and draw
his breath through the musical reeds
Of the toy.
Bears have been trained to beat a
drum and to wrestle, seals have been
taught to play ball and ponies to play
fsee-saw, but Toms proud keeper
thought his pet overtopped all other
performing large animals in this novel
musical solo-St. Nicholas.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1904-10-01

Us 'n' asked for?" "Well-er-I'm
rsIss 'Vo say. l told him | thought
afraid ID, - should be commensurate with
ply pS! ,nunt of work | do, and he
the an agreed with me. '-Philadel-
phia Press ,+ oxDect me to give IN
"1Ou ,,aod's ways all at once" said
BY g1lr bride. "Oh, l won't" he re-
The nApr ~ hope you'll keep right on
p1 ''n, an allowance from your father
taking O" - nothing had happened."-
pup rorment Agent-What was the
hnr r with your last place! Bones
usIS, missus was too particular
tic '.rmept Agent-in what way? Do
bnlp go-she wouldn't let me lock the
pe'u, tho foldin' bed Wen | had com.
Oa Dyy-New York Weekly
pD ,ou are learning to spell, are you
,rgo asked grandmamma. Yes
'OnH, ,.,o " was the reply. "Well, lei
eAI haor YOU spell bread" Il don't
uS s. 40 can. grandma replied the
% 'n. foII,ow, But | think If | had q
H'UV ,foop Of cake | could spell that
sIlan ,,cP 10 GeI Even WISH,
a the expressman to the lawyer,
aN or would send in your bill for
una .arice" II am waiting" replied
leS'i LAWYER until | get your bill for
ue Nov No., moving. I'd rather have the
lost chance. FIX
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1904-10-01

Great DditOr-l think 1t would be q
good idea to print our circulation at the
aead OF our editorial page. What's the
population of this country? Business
Manager-About forty million. Great
Ed1tor-Well, we'll not claim a circu-
iation Of over thirty-five million. No
use exaggerating.
Teacher-Where Is Russia? Inter
val OF dead silence. "Come, now!
come, come; you ought to be ashamed
OF yourselves not to know where Rus
sla Is. especially just now Where is
itP TOMMY knows, teacher. Teach
er-Well. where? Tommy-Up q
bloomin' tree, teacher
Yeast-They say babies are never
seasick. Crimsonbeak-Well. that &C.
counts for something. Yeast-Whats
that? Crimsonbeak-Whe l was
crossing, last summer l saw a man
as sick as he could be- singing, Back
ward, turn backward, o Time, in your
fight; make me a child again, just for
tonight" Statesman.
II want half pound Of water crack.
ers,' said Mrs. Newcome "All-fired
SORRY, ma'am," replied the country
storekeeper, "but I amt got but two
dozen Of 'em in the place" "Well, II,
take them" Jest wait ten, twenty
minutes. Hi Peters an Josh Slocum
has been usin' them fur checkers, an
they're playin' the decidin' game now y
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1904-10-01
Lesson for Women.

Jersey Shore, Pa, Sept 26.-(Spe-
ciaD-"Dodd's Kidney Pills have done
worlds of good for me-" That's what
Mrs. G. B. Earnest Of this place has to
say Of the Great American Kidney
Remedy.
II was laid up SICK" Mrs. Earnest
continues, "and had not been out of
bed for five weeks. Then I began to
use Dodd's Kidney Pills and now I am
SO can work and 60 to town without
suffering any. l would not be without
Dodd's Kidney Pills. l have good rea-
son to praise them verywhere.'
Women who suffer should : learn a
lesson from this, "cure tbeT kidneys
with Dodd's Kidney Pills and your
suffering will cease" W. mans health
depends almost entirely on her kidneys.
Dodd's Kidney Pills have never yet
failed to make healthy kidneys
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1904-10-01
REAR ADMIRAL HICHBoRN
Recommends Pe-ru-na = Other Prominent Men
Testify.
Testify.

ia writes from the Census Office build
ing Washington, d. c., as follows:
people cannot live in the variable cli-
mate of the Eastern and Atlantic coast
states and escape liability to colds and
.atarrhal affections. The wide and
common prevalence of these ailments is
proof enough of the assertion. have
been no exception, but have found q
sure means for combating those greatest
objections to this climate, and that is
Peruna. Taken as directed, it is q
cure for present catarrhal Affections
and preventative Of future distress OF
that kind. "-E. III. Fitch.
'Pe-ru-na Very Effective Remedy"
Hon. Robert w. Davis, member OF
congress from Florida, writes from
house of representatives, Washington,
d. G., as follows:
81 can cheeriully recommend your
remedy, Peruna, as very effective cure
for coughs, colds and catarrh. Rob.
ert W. Davis.
Colds Not Promptly Cured are Sure to
Cause Catarrh.
IcTuud CuTc6 CdCdTIu. 1udL lie all
that DR.. Hartman claims for it. But
catarrh assumes various phases in the
human system.
The day was when men of pIomin-
ence hesitated to give their testimonials
to preparatory medicines for publica-
ton. This remains true today of moet
preparatory medicines. But Peruna
has become so justly famous, it's merits
are known to so many people of high
and low stations. that no one hesitates
to see his name in print recommending
Peruna.
If you do not derive prompt and sat-
isfactory results from the use of Peru
ma, write at once to DR.. Hartman, CIV
ing him full statement of your case,
and he will be pleased to give you his
valuable advice gratis.
Address DR.. Hartman, president OF
The Hartman Sanitarium. Columbus, o.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1904-10-01

Large chimneys are usually felled
by cutting away the base and setting
fire to the temporary wooden props
placed in the cavity. A new method
has been successfully tried at Open.
shaw, England, three large chimneys
being thrown down by dynamite car
tridges exploded simultaneously in
holes drilled In the brickwOrk.
The Cadiz Chamber Of Commerce
reckons the total annual production OF
cork for the entire world at 81, 287 ,76C
pounds. OF this Portugal produces the
largest amount. In 1902 it's cork trees
contributed 32,515,1O4 pounds. Spain
comes next, with a contribution in the
same year Of 28,45O,716 pounds. AL
geria and the other minor cork-produc'
ing countries together contributed TO-
321. $40 pounds.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1904-10-01

Beware of Ointments for Catarrh that
Contain Mercury
as mercury will surely destroy the sense OF
smell and comple tely derange the whole sys-
tenn when entering it through the mucous
surfaces. Such articles should never be used
except on prescriptions from reputable ply
sicians, as the damage they will do is ten fold
to the good you can possibly derive from them.
Halls Catarrh Cure, manufactured by F. j.
Cheney d Co., Toledo, o.. contains no mercury,
the blood and mucous surfaces Of the system.
In buying Halls Catarrh Cure be sure you get
the genuine. 1t is taken internally, and made
in Toledo, Ohio, by F. J. Cheney q Co. Testi-
monials free.
Sold by Druggists, price 75c. per bottle.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1904-10-01

How many lodges did you say your
husband belonged to-" she suddenly
asked. Fifteen" Mercy on me! But
think of a man being out fifteen nights
a week! l am really glad that I'm 8
widow"
"Now, this fair" said the man who
had been chasing around St Louis
with his nose in the air, lis plenty big
enough, but" "Ah!' interrupted the
wise observer. Are you from Chi
cago or BuffaloT
I'm India BARRIERS rank high. So
cially they are the equals OF thu
priests" "Say, where do poets come
In over thereY Same place they dt
here" where's thatY Among thu
illustrious dead" - Chicago Record
Herald
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Her Share in 1t.

''Our minister is very strongly in
favor of Bible revision" said Tess.
$50 is his daughter" said Jess.
"Who? Mae?"
eyes, her name was Mary Cath
crime in their family Bible until she
scratched it out and made it Mae
Kathryn" -Philadelphfa Press.
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Boyle-The Korners live very fru.
for the spending of their money. Hoyle
That is what l should call rigid econ.
omy.-Kansas City Journal.
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"Is she q new womanW Better
than new, even. You see, she secured
one hundred thousand dollars alimony
from her last husband, and that makes
her improved property."-New York
Times.
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Willy-Say, auntie, what did Uncle
Bob marry you for? Aunt-Why, for
love, Of course Willy (meditatively)
Hin! Love will make a man do al
most anything, won't 1T. a1ntie?
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Rev. Or. Thirdly-Don't you know,
little boy, that you shouldn't fish on
the Sabbath day? Tommy Toddles-l
amt a-hshin', boss, Pm JUS teachin'
icle.
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