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Mexico Missouri message., 1904-09-01
j. NJ. Burhop, Mexico, Mo.
Order of Publication.


State of Missouri
County of Audrain
In the Circuit Court
September Term, 1904.
James H. Whitson, plaintiff
VS..
Rodes l.. Clement, defendant.
Now on this August Sth, 1904,
comes the plaintiff herein before
the undersigned clerk of the Ciu-
cult Court of Audrain county,
Missouri, in vacation, and files his
petition stating among other
things that the defendant Rodes
l.. Clement, is nonresident of
the State Of Missouri; whereupon
it is ordered by the clerk, that the
said defendant be notified by pub
LEGATION that Plaintiff has COM
menced a suit against him in this
Court, the object and general ma
ture of which is to quiet title and
determine interest of the parties
respectively, Plaintiff and Defen-
dant under Section $50 revised
statutes of Missouri of 1899, TO the
following described real estate stu
atcd in Audrain county, Missouri,
tO.wit: The northwest quarter(I)
and the northwest fourth ca of
the southwest quarter(I) of Sec
ton ten (lO) of Twp. fifty-two
(j2) range eight (S) west of the
9Th p. NJ, and 30 &C acres off of
the east side of sec. nine (9) of
township fifty two(52) of range 8,
west of the 9Th p. M. more partic
ularly described as follows:
Begin at the southwest corner
of the northwest fourth of
the southwest quarter of
section ten (1O) of Twp. 80 range
s west of the 9Th p, NJ, and run
west 2.7G chains, thence north 2
degrees, west 1867 chains, thence
north degree and 40 min west 10
chains, thence north Is min west
10 chains, thence north Is min
east 10 chains, thence north 1 de-
grees east 10 chains to the north
line of section 8 aforesaid, thence
East 3.45 chains to the north east
corner of said section 9 and the
north west corner of section 10
thence south on the line between
said sections 8 and 10 59,67
chains to the point of beginning;
and now unless you said defendant
be and appear at the next regular
term of this Court, to be held on
the third Monday of September,
1904, next, at the Court House in
the city of Mexico, county OF Au-
drain and State of Missouri, and
on or before the first day thereof
plead, answer or demur to the pc
tition in said cause, the same will
be taken rs confessed and judg-
ment rendered accordingly.
And it is further ordered that a
copy hereof be published in the
Mexico Missouri MESSAGE, a week,
| ly newspaper published in Au.
drain county, Mo, for four weeks
successfully, the last insertion to
be at least fifteen days before the
commencement of said next term
of this court.
Attest true copy of the origi-
nal order of Publication, as it APP
pears of record, in my office.
! Lseall Witness my hand and Off
cial seal, this August 9Th, 1904.
w. n. Morris,
EClerk Circuit Court Audrain
| County, Missouri.
A, 9. Whitson, Attorney for
Plaintiff.
Mexico Missouri message., 1904-09-01

DR.. w Il. Rodes and wife ar
rived home last week from visit
to their son at Boulder, Colorado.
DR.. Rodes thinks that fine coun-
try; YOU ought TO hear him talk
about it.
Mexico Missouri message., 1904-09-01

FL E. Cluster. son Of "A. B,
Cluster of this city, is making for
himself a record as writing master
and penman by recent articles
which have appeared in the St.
Star. His latest effort appeared
in last Sundays issue Of that pa
per, entitled, Virginia, the Grand
mother Of Missouri. n Harold
shows himself always acquainted
with his subject and the King
English.
Mexico Missouri message., 1904-09-01

John Mitchell, near cenlralia.
has bought property in Wellsvilla
and win move 70 that town.
Mexico Missouri message., 1904-09-01

Take a DR.. Miles
Anti-Pain Pill, and
the Pain will dis
appear Like
Magic.

Not by paralyzlng the nerves and
glands, like opium. morphine. cocaine,
and other dangerous drugs. but by In
creasing the natural secretions.
This action Is obtained as a result Of
modern discoveries in medicine. making
Il possible to relieve pain without bad
after effects.
You can safely depend upon DR.. Miles'
Anti-Pain pills to relieve and cure such
pains as Neuralgia, Headache. Stomach
ache, Menstrual Pains, Rheumatism,
Bacllache, Toothache. etc.
They win also, by their calming act
ion on the nerves, almost instantly re-
lieve such distressing feelings as Dir
zlness, Car-siclness, Indigestion, Irrl-
liability, Sleeplessness, Nervousness, etc.
Not merely do they relieve, but they
also absolutely cure, because by perse-
vering in their use, you do away with
the cause.
Or. Niles Anti-Pain Pills nre guar
anteed that first package will benefit, or
your money back Never sold in bulk.
II am thankful for the good DR..
dong me. Ever Since the war / havs
had spells OF severe throbblng head
ache, caused by catarrh,. until six years
the only remedy that ever gave
me relief. SINCE then 1 have not had
one hard attack. because l take Pm
and II ovcrcomes the difficulty. GEO.
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FPEE Write to us for Free Trial
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for Pain. Also. Symptom Blank. Our
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LABORATORIES ELKtlART' IND.
Mexico Missouri message., 1904-09-01

Mr.. John Smith of Center Wis
tied his daughter here last week,
Mrs. s. A. Weaver.
Mexico Missouri message., 1904-09-01

Prof. w. w. Clendenin, with
family, and Miss. Ida Clendenin,
who have been spending the sum
mer here with their parents, MIR.
and Mrs. T. j. Clendenin, return
to their school duties in New York
this week.
Mexico Missouri message., 1904-09-01

Mrs. Lizzie Ragsdale, widow of
the late Price Ragsdale of this city,
was married few days ago to a
Mr.. West, II prominent business
man of Stuttgart, Ark,
Mexico Missouri message., 1904-09-01

Miss Grace Joiner of Wisconsin
is visiting the family Of D. L.Rod-
gers. northeast of Mexico.
Mexico Missouri message., 1904-09-01

Miss May Snyder received a
visit from her father, John b .Sny-
der of Santa Cruz, California, last
week. Mr.. Snyder formerly lived
here.
Mexico Missouri message., 1904-09-01

/ NhhOeos IuAp iAOb AhtpuBh WhNt
party or name 50 redemption from
the curse ofliquor is brought about.
Where you would lose one saloon
vote by such a declaration you
would gain ten good Christian
votes. Aud you know that, in the
analysis, it is a question Of votes
aud not one of sentiment and res
olutions. My appeal is a personal
one TO you, and not to the old
Democratic party. / have no
hope that the old ring leaders will
listen to any such appeal as l am
making. But | have not lost all
faith in w. j. Bryan. If the old
party had any conscience, he has
that conscience. lie has shown
that by taking his political life in
his hand and standing up for what
he conceived to be right.
You, sir, fought the 'reorgan.
izers" to the bitter end, and went
down in the last ditch; but you
maintained your honor and integ-
rity, and won the admiration Of
friend aud foe; yes, more, YOU
dictated to them, after all, a large
part of their platform. Your
speeches on that memorable all
night session and OH the Illinois
contest case, will go down to pos.
terity as noble specimens Of true
elouuence and heroic moral cOur-
age. What may a man like that
accomplish, if once his magic
powers are enlisted in the great
cause of temperance reform, and
the humiliation Of the licensad sa-
loonl Next to the evil Of African
slavery, the great Lincoln put the
!
| licensed saloon, and pledged his
friends that when the country was
saved from the great rebellion, his
best efforts should be used in the
suppression of this great curse of
humanity. God did not spare
him for this great work. May,
you, sir, prove to be the man. He
has cOnsecrated for this great I'M
dertaking. Who knows but that
the Lord has reserved yOu for
such a time and such Il great
work as this! Under your. leader
ship the disheartened friends of
temperance would gain new
courage, and not only the prOhi-
bitionists, but the great mass. of
Christian voters of both the old
parties would rally to your bugle
call to be led on to Il glorious vic
tory, and the disenthrallment of
unnumbered victims of this giant
evil. What higher motive to d
W orihy ambition could be placed
before any man than this! To he
the instrument in Gods hands Of
such an accomplishment it seems
to me would afford you more sOhC
qualification and bring to you ant
your fellow countrymen a greater
blessing than for you to be thu
President of the United States
Unborn millions would rise VI
and bless the name of William
Jennings Bryan.
To be the successful leader Ill
such an emancipation movement a
this would place your name mex
to that of the Father of hi
Country" and be an imperishabl
monument in the hearts of you
cOuntrymen.
. II. X. HINDE.
Mexico, Missouri.
Sept. /, 1904.
Those two excellent fellows NJ
e. Huffman and Frank Ecker, o
| ,,o,,,, Tod1o,,;o y,o1o tho Mrc
Mexico Missouri message., 1904-09-01

w. w. Harper and family of
this city have for their guest Miss
Creighton Brown Of AnadarkO,
Oklahoma.
Mexico Missouri message., 1904-09-01

Miss Florence Patton of this city
will return in Il few weeks to re-
sumo her work as missionary in
Japan.
Mexico Missouri message., 1904-09-01

The marriage of Mr. Cortcz Ed
monston to Miss Susan Stella
Dorrancc is announced for We'd
nesday evening, September 18th.
Mexico Missouri message., 1904-09-01

Edgar Marshalls home with the
household goods, east Of Moline,
was DESTROYED by fire one night
last week. No insurance.
Mexico Missouri message., 1904-09-01

Mrs. Margaret Bonsall, widow
of the late Walter Bonsall, died at
her home in this city last Saturday
of consumption. Her age was 4s
years Deceased was the mother
of twelve children, nine of whom
are living. Three brothers and
two sisters also survive her. The
funeral was held at the home Sun
day afternoon, conducted by Rev.
A. w. Kokendoffer.
Mexico Missouri message., 1904-09-01
A. M. PATTERSON.

IA, W' L "A L LAAOOAN
Physician and Druggist, north
west corner Public Square,
Mexico, Mo.
Full line of Staple Drugs and
Druggists Sundries, Patent
Medicines, Dye Stuffs, Etc.
A full assortment of Homoe-
pathic Medicines always on
hand. These remedies sent by
mail when ordered.
Will do strictly an Office prac-
tice.
ADVICE FREE.
Mexico Missouri message., 1904-09-01
Mexico, Missouri.
Sept. /, 1904.

Those two excellent fellows M.
e. Huffman and Frank Ecker, of
near Laddonia, made the MES
SAGE an appreciated social and
business call last Saturday.
Mexico Missouri message., 1904-09-01
CHICAGo8saAcLTON RY.
rumr&.l.5nAprn
Standard Time.

WEST-Bound Trains Leave
No 90 Night EXp....,..,........1 81 a m
No 81 Midnight Lim............2 55 m
No 7 Colo & Cal -" .............3 4Oam
No II Midnight Special. % a m
No II Mo. State Exp. ......1 Top M
No Fl Midday Special. ..........4 Al p IN
No lis way -rrt(eX' Sunday).... 10 % IN
EAST-Bound Trains Leave
No 2s Midnight Lim...........3 40 a m
No "a Night Xp...,.......,...2 IS a m
No 10 Colo & Cal Llm........l1 2Opm
No % Midday Sp'l.............s5 So p m
No IA Mo. and i'll. Accom-. .",.2 10 m
No 10 Mo. state EXp...,.....l2 81 m
No ll2 Way fr't tex Sunday. 20 30 a m
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-11-29

Love is never deepened by dam
ming it un,
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-11-29
ARE WOMEN NERVOUS?

Women at the prcsen. dag are sail
u be more nervous than womsn AZ
any previous period This, Of course,
is LARGELY The opinion OF pa ~t.ft@
expressed in an oNa&4orated manner
Tadoubtcdly tn woman of tsdav sui
FRS from "nerAes." Ia. IN .2t
vaEs haUu corH-so"
ar--or women It all rlno T1 a-
Iaereratien Was ueurotic, aelr a
szatioa4 had tasjsten y eaas
att9el,s ef "me4"jHes. 2ee9s5.'as
tfe London f,zfrc~s.
The pess;,s.. ....=.sr. n.as.rj s. -
1ar4in@ aaon he strain ami s.~-as
p4e!erH Ill., ~ rush A4-4t
ro st'c4,ncss of ar at social Gov.
the ineessaut p7achtH2 nu tE. haar~
0f the atah. tha cee2aai iHcroas ri
tie nHalt = WORKING women. u.
i. reality ii tha strain ou =Woma4 =.
greater than eeer the faet tf-' shz
ere able 10 enAnro il proves if
crease i neHzaIs aaan, shac saaa
decrease. The woman ho 4.ers-
fo9 her living toda> has far s;raa=a'
NERVES than her predecessors s&er
possessed. She Stands H. strain yea
i a;,d Tear ont the=wanseH ef afa
genera ioas aao coq!3 mo- a.s4a s.ea5
il for month Il IS also fuile= -
poirt IL the rush Of mod ra trass
a. nerva-destroytHe fore ~ tAe
present day thero is less noryeU~
waste in crossing 4 continent thar
there Was hundred cars ago in .
| journey from London 10 Bath in tIfa
s}at9y interior OF a numbering coach.
Where among the women OF old
V he's" nerves are So landed could v
! find the woman who could drive a no
! tor car without tremor or who conld
circle through the street crowded
| with traffic? The mos competent an
thorities declare that never in III
history of the race has so excellent 4
| type Of woman been evolved as the
average woman of today.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-11-29
UR. 7, EITTLETON 5AVtN
pR. JESSIE {. lSWEETp SAVIN.

0ale. "ee u. NaIA - H58
gH sad Chestnut rgegt-
PJWUa.. ON ~ Nm. fHu.-
kaarHl lG#5Ha H. Disease 4
Eye tat. %oa and Throat
ujeae >Ha M.=5 s5ecoa55 a}. s8
- 'ha#a t44
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-11-29
SOLEMN WORDS FROM a WIDOW

Mn fe1o goodness. hut marry
beauty which accounts for iba. pr sen.
matrimonial rau4lr
Thor Is a eommon error amena
Uen ana Womaa hat e.uteea Qua. zin
Is sartHags.
Aara e.t-4-. 14.a4=t-l ]4-4- -eeH-.-
~ of H.r 4j,.Fa0l ta4s
ell aes-t- ans fmnaztor<@ @th1g hF4e
esacf1#ea n#eReuaeat nnz.a an
hes.es=eet tn oammiseratson t9a
fFfHa@ 70 h. Warrgf mls5rabl -.
e.oosa4 ard seltaaaaaa loa us AZ
l7.ser fashionable ta Vic. b0r Htsv
tua1er e1crll rf ftm,,a=
Cz"eal f.A who Iaa4a - f1r tah
oT#1oua4 lowers mrrgLs de4 @haf aea
Ie-=5- III + 1rr tn HT ut love
II TIN to1 ryo1ta,E 95r Ef5G
=8@ aea2- to.tfta .:a#fa. @hpt tata4
#aIs.o# - .f.s.t.: = ar. aae.s a5l
aaz.~ fa- l.: aston III aazEaal
arI ~ e5=e=>ae= #faH
of n#i#Hl pz#s #eta.atzf. aH#t ~ ~
tsztG1et ste;lz Ia a4HeHal. I .eo8t
GENTS
#W0f#az1 onga r solved n drl0 al
g. @osz - from ha5=e9l'tas f.# Her
h8sbaHd = HON ffer enT aeaHaata#eH
A.hen a.aH makes Il nietalz a=hia
frs nsara.ia@o u victim F rs esH5
wife
\ Wonm I"ct2ros ta man thar n
perfect and the man uoyei notices
thai he docs net attempt 10 prove il.
\ GOOD husband is a dead hu-haua
Z. A1lmino
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-11-29
= -<.A - co E "a.
Bears the n The Kind You Have Always bourr
signature a &xHzNzZx

AS Others See Us.
Askitt-I see Mugeins on the street
every day. What's he doing?
Knoitt-LooIing for work-and con.
s1atulating himself on his inability
TO find IT.
Harry-Papa, this paper says they
don't use nails in Japan.
Papa-Yes; | guess that's a fact
Harry-That's funny. What do n y
lse when they want to nail campai4
ies3
When a singer is off the key you
cant blame the audience for mallire
a bolt for The door.-PhHade!phia
Record
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-11-29

woman understands how 10 'eii
a funny story even less than she I'M
derstands how to understand IT,
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-11-29

The moon is not all it IS spooned up
10 be.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-11-29
What She Did

"If my wife had rot been such an
extreme believer in The temperance
cause and a shining light in the w c..
II t. of her home town, she Wo1.in't
have been so shocked at a little af
fair that happened in New York the
ether day" said Mr. W. r. Deems, of
Sacramento. Cal.
We We're stoppiag at hotel that
sill employs that ancient device
known as the telesome, clock-like In
s:rument with hands that can be ad-
iusted so as to inform the office
whether the occupants OF twelfth
story room wants a cigar, dose of
fifty Kinds of drinks On this particu-
lar occasion during my absence my
wife wanted cup of tea and thought
she had set the hand of the machine
a. the proper spot, bur to her horror
after later inspection she found ont
that instead of the mild beverage
wanted her order had gone in for two
Manhattan cocktails.
.There was no way in the world,
she thought, 10 rectify the error. and
she folt as though she had committed
a heinous sin. Here in few mo-
rents would come up a minion from
below hearing two glasses of the de-
enieod liquid. What would he think
% a woman wanting q twin dose of
tho horrible stuff? Rather than be
caught in such predicament, she
would flv the spot; and she did.
Though not intending to go out, she
cot into street costume in double
Quick time and escaped from her
chamber before the cocktails arrived,
and a full hour was spent in useless
wandering upon her return. know
o. at least one woman who will never
again try to give teleseme order. -
Washington Post.
Not the Only One.
William H. Crane. before his de,
parture fer Europe told The follow
ing:
.In submitting story 10 a certain
magazine a disappointed literary a.
lpirant requested that in tho event of
| his manuscript being found unavai,-
able he bo favored with the reason.
In a week the manuscript was=re-
turned aud on the customary printed
Slip accompanying il was written:
Dear Sir:-The superscription to
your manuscript seems TO lis TO best
express our reasons for refusal,
Respectfully yours.
The Editor
"Opcning the manuscript az the
| tile pace the puzzled aspirant read
his own handwritine:
~ its Owe Great Sin" About
500 words"
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-11-29

On account of The annual eonSen-
ton o. the National Live Stock asso
citation and National Wool Growers
association to be h Id at Denver, Colo
lado. beginning January 10, 1o01 the
Fort Worth and Denver City Railway
company f"The Denver Road"l an
nounces a rate of one fare Plus s.
for the round trip. applicable to all
points in Texas Tickets viii be sold
January :. = and o; will be good for
return until January 81, and holders
will he allowed stopover privileges on
the going trip at and north of Pueblo
within the final limit
As many matters Of vast importance
10 live stock interests are 10 receive
attention in these conventions, an un
usually large attendance Is expect d
rom all sections and it goes without
saving that Texas will in all re
spects be we'll represented
Those Interested who may desire
further information regarding trans
portati0n arrangements or wish to re
Isefye sleopin" car accommodations
etc. in advance, should address Mr.
4 y. Glisson. G. p 4. "The Denver
Road at Fort Worth.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-11-29
Cid Phone lot
N eW Phone
DR.. a W TROUPE.

I It7af7, u to { p. M
otijee, Second aa3 rlue - s..
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-11-29
Professional Directory
Ne" Phone VI

N'd Phone I5& New Phone es1
4. c. Jordan o. W. Clark.
JORDAN AND CLARK.
Physicians and Surgeons.
otlce=e =eatner Barrae4r. .aHH t'eH, -
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-11-29

"Opcnng the manuscript az the
tile pace the puzzled aspirant read
his own handwritine:
", IT'S Owe Great Sin" About
500 words"
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-11-29

e. c. Phiipot, General Agent
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-11-29
STOCKMEN'S EXCURSION

TO DENVER.
-y.'it
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-11-29
WORKERS OF THE
UNITED STATES.

a wonderfully interesting volume OF
SOC pages is a report of the census
bureau dealing with the occupations of
the people of tn United States. l.
shows that in sos specified occupa-
tons there are employed in the init
States 29073,22 - persons, Of whom
1881, ,7G5 are engaged in aericnltural
pursuits. 1,253,53S in professional So
,pice. i.7669o4 in trade and transporta
5.on and 7,0S5,%09 in maGHfacturin@
and mechanical pursuits.
In the professional service tn re are
more teachers than physicians, NOR
thyscians than lawyers and more law
yers than clergymen. The number OF
professional persons in the Cni eI
States according to these figures Is as
follows;
Teachers ..=........=..=.=,.. .=-=..' ~ ~
College professors ...#......=..... -
Actors Observation-Disclosures. 1f.1o>
Professional showmen ...#.#..=... 16,a.2
Theatrical managers .......=.=.=.... fS0
Architects ..#..... .#...=.=.... 1o.3>]
Draftsmen and inventors. -...1S.af@
Artists ....,#.=...#.=.= #.=.=-=.-.......=,z-.. SO
Clergymen ..#.=...... f,Gs'N
Dentists NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. %. So
Electricians =.=.=... $500. a0,f "
Civil engineers ...=.... .-.=.z.z.z... 292e6>
Mechanical and electrical en-
gineers ...=.=..,... ..z.==......=.=.... I4.5'f
Mining engineers .=....#,=.=s=..- INN
Surveyors ,...,...9.1-' -'-.=.-..-' '''''f'
Journalists ..=.z.=... se,e''H
Lawyers ....=........z.z.z...... z.=..,'i lf,t"'
Authors and scientists aS :
Librarians and assistants 4tNo
Chemists. assavists and metal
lurglsts ,'='.'' e's''
Musicians .......... 92.1I4
officials OF national govern
ort 81 .02D
officials of state government. 4,"t'
Officials of county government. 22,o'9
cmcials of city government. -. 81"
Tbvsicians and surgeons .....l5z.oo-
The distribution OF occupations on
wape-earners shows among other
tbinoa the following number engaged
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-11-29
n
NEW SLEEPING CAR SERVICE
VIA IRON MO- l,,-AlN ROUTE

Commencing August 8th, the Iron
Mountain Route will establish through
daily sleeping car service between
New Orleans and St. Louis, via. Val-
ley Route and r. p. on the f0IlOwin1
schedule:
Northbound
Leave New Orleans G:35 p. m.
Leave Pine Bluff q 40 p. M.
Arrive st. Louis 7:35 a. M
South bound
Leave st. Louis 8:20 p. M.
Arrive Pine Bluff 1880 q. m.
Arrive New Orleans 8:55 a. m.
For reservations apply to iocaI
agent
H. c. TOWNSEND, G. p. & 7. A..
ST. Lous Mo.
The Grenada sentinel., 1904-01-23

IN not drive Niger, dead. OF
alive" declared George Ryan, a white
hearse driver, of Philadelphia, the
other day. when he had backed his
hearse up to the sidewalk and discove-
red the funeral was that of a negro.
This strenuous out crop of color line is
fairly Indicative Of the prejudice the
negro encounters when helgoes North.
And here is corroboration from Albert
Walker, an Intelligent, Industrious
Birmingham negro, just back from
Chicago: 1T is idle talk to say that
the negro finds a welcome in Chicago.
There foreigners are employed in pre-
ference as laborers, and each year the
negro is driven futher back. He is
ostracised as laborer as we'll as in a
social way Southern people under
stand us and are our friends, when we
keep our places; Northern people are
deeply prejudiced against us. I shall
not return, but remain here in Rirm-
ingham the balance of my life and
shall expect to work and to prosper. -
Vicksburg Herald.
The Grenada sentinel., 1904-01-23

All people who have money should
have Bank account.
1t is the only way to facilitate bus
mess transactions.
It is safer than boarding money at
home or your place of business.
1t affords better opportunity to
know what progress you are making
in a financial way.
1t gives commercial standing and
developes business ideas and qualifi-
cations.
A cancel check is the best receipt.
No enterprising and progressive
citizen can afford to do business with
out Bank account.
In selecting a depository be sure to
select the best and strongest. Our
Capital of 1920, 100000, assures
the safety of your deposit.
Small deposits are appreciated and
will receive the same care and atten-
tion as large ones.
The Grenada sentinel., 1904-01-23

Speaker Joe Cannon, OF the Nation.
a! House Of representatives has troub-
les other than those that confront
him in the capacity of speakership,
as is evinced by the following indorse-
ment recently written on the back OF
check given a book agent: ''This
check is given in full payment, both
legal and moral, for sixty volumes of
books called in the contract with the
payee -. The books are not worth
d-n, and would be high at that.
We are never too old to learn,' and
the way the gentlemanly agent came
it over your Uncle Joseph was worth
the check"
The Grenada sentinel., 1904-01-23
His Honey Was Not There.

There is North Missouri editor.
who is very fond of honey. This ed
itor makes frequent trips to Kansas
City, and whenever he makes one of
these trips he stops at hotel where
he can always get honey. On a recent
trip he was accompanied by his wife:
Just as they were approaching the
city he told her he was nearing the
place where he could get his honey.
That night as they dined at the hotel,
he turned to waiter and asked:
Where is my honey?" With broad
smile, the waiter replied: You mean
that little black haired one? Oh, She
don't work here any more" The ed
itor is still explaining to his wife,
Inland Printer.