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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1904-08-22
YERYANNOYING
This Hardly Expresses What
Honolulu People Say
of It.

Good natured people are often irri-
table
If you knew the reason. you would
not be surprised.
Ever have itching piles?
Not sick enough to go to bed; not
well enough to be content.
The constant itching sensation.
Hard to bear: harder to get relief
Spells your temper, nearly drives you
crazy.
Isn't relief and cure iong-felt
want?
You can have relief if You will fol-
low the advice of this gentleman.
Mr.. Frank Leibly of s26 S. Main St.
wilkesbarre, Pa. q. s., who says: 1T
is with much pleasure that I testify to
the merits of Doans Ointment in cases
If itching piles. I suffered from that
tormenting affection for the past year
tried nearly everything that was rec
nln.ended to me and what l saw ad-
vertised, but I could get no relief FIN
ally I procured Doan's Ointment. After
few applications I was much re-
Iieved, and, continuing the treatment
I was soon completely cured. l have
felt no signs of that intolerable itching
since. and it is four months ago since
I used Doan's Ointment. To say that
I was delighted is only half expressing
my enthusiasm. I recommend this
remedy whenever the opportunity Is
presented. You may publish my state
nent at any time and I can always be
found at 326 s. Iain street, and viii
vouch for the same
Doan's Ointment Pills for sale by all
dealers. price so cents. Mailed by The |
Drug Co, agents for the Ha-
waiian Islands.
Remember the name. DoANs, and
take no substitute
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1904-08-22

Of JESUS
DR.. Scudder Shows the
Folly of Religious
intolerance.

DR.. scudder's sermon was buttressed
upon two texts. Luke 1922 and John
17:a. Alnong the points made were the
following:
Only through Jesus is real knowI-
edge of Gods Fatherhood made possi-
| BILE. With all the religious books of all
| the ages before us, no one can for a
moment doubt that the fulness of this
revelation is found in the words and
| life of the Carpenter of Nazareth.
I'm the possibility of knowing God
the two texts agree. but when it comes
to Jesus Christ they fatty contradict
one another. One says, No one know
eth who the Son is save the Father,
while the other declares that eternal
life consists in knowing Jesus Christ.
1t is the agelong paradox of Jesus.
I'VE cannot know the Son. The Chris
tan Church would have been spared
centuries of torment if it had only
believed this word of Christs The
Voice of History with it's myriad creeds
is simply overwhelming as it shouts,
No one kneweth save the Father We
see in Jesus the godlike a unique rela-
ton to God which we can find in no
one else. Even such bitter enemies of
the divinity of Jesus as Strauss and Re
nan recognize transcendency in Him.
Yet it is idle to dogmatize about this
side of the Christ-nature. That has
been the mistake of both Trinitarian
and Unitarian throughout all the CEN
turtles. Let all who call themselves
Christian, all who march beneath the
banner of the Cross. rally into one great
sound of these blessed words No one
knoweth the Son save the Father
They open before us limitless ages of
study and thought. In them there is
room for a universe of speculation and
guess. Let each mans vision of this
divine portrait be shared generously
with his brethren but never be inter
preted into a God-command of an L
m-holier-than-thou' separatism.
Though none may know who the Son
is, all of us can know Jesus Christ.
He may be apprehended historically.
This foundation acquaintance is a nee
essary thing for thinking men. But af-
ter all such knowledge is simply the
groundwork. It is not the palace in
which the soul dwel1st That palace is
the spiritual apprehension of Jesus the
Christ. The distinction between the
two kinds of knowledge may be COM
pared to the difference between ac-
quaintance and friendship. You may
know the life history of an acquaintance
from birth to death but you are totally
ignorant of the real man. Your spirits
have never met. But you know your
friend through and through. Something
of this kind, only deeper and sweeter,
is what the New Testament means by
faith in Christ, what the Savior meant
when He said that eternal life is found
in knowing Jesus. 1t is your spirit
blending with His. The spirits intima-
cy with the Savior is new life, eternal
in it's outreach.''
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1904-08-22
EDWARDS COSTLY CORONATION.

The cost of the coronation of King
Edward VII. details of which We're re-
Gently published, establishes record
for modern times. It was considered,
until yesterday, lordly and magnifi-
cent thing for the subjects of George
" to spend e23S. 600 in putting a crown
on his head, but King Edwards sub
iects have eclipsed their Iavishness by
e121. COO William " and Queen AIDE
Iaide were content with a modest ESQ.,
600. Tt is not easy to understand in
what King Edwards 1853, 900 was sunk.
not SO easy. at least, as in the case of
Geoge VA sumptuous record OF
whose coronation proved too costly to
finish. The part which did appear con-
tanned seventy-three colored drawings,
finished like enamels, on velvet and
white satin" Each portrait cost 90
guineas.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1904-08-22

ENTERTAIN
Charley's Aunt Set for
Thursday and
Saturday.

Honolulu has had many amateur the
atrical productions, operate AID dra-
matte, grave and gay, all Of which have
received a full measure of success and
established the records of those parti-
cipating, as amusement providers of no
mean quality. Nearly always. too. such
presentations are given for the benefit
of some popular institution, a fact
which undoubtedly attracts, as well as
the popularity of the actors.
Now comes that most Iaughable of all
comedies, "Charley's Aunt" given for
the benefit of the Hawaii Yacht Club
under the direction of Allan Dunn.
Many rehearsals have been given to
the perfecting of the productions which
take place On Thursday and Saturday
evenings of the week, the seat sale
The patroness list is headed by the
Princess Kawananakoa, always to the
fore in these beneficiaries and includes
Mrs. S. B. Dole. Mrs. H. Noonan. Mrs.
E. D. Tenney, Mrs. H. Z. Cooper, Mrs.
T. w. Hebron, Mrs. DR.. Humphris, Mrs.
A. G.. Halves, Jr., Mrs. A. Waterhouse,
Mrs. c. w. Macfarlane. Mrs. P. L. Wea-
yer and others.
The actors are more or less web
known to the public. all having before
earned their laurels as Thespians. Miss
Gertrude Hall. the real Charley's Aunt,
will be long remembered for her excel
lent charactcrizations of Ruth" in the
Pirates and her connection with the la
dy Ministries. Mrs. E. NJ. Boyd's ability
has been many times tested and found
of great intrinsic value to the success of
plays and operas, while Miss Gladys
Fisher, albeit she has not hitherto es-
sayed very lengthy parts, has long been
marked down as shining amateur pos
sibility by those who make a business
of managing these things.
With the male portion of the cast the
Hawaii Yacht Club has been equally
fortunate. Paymaster Brown, U. S. N,
has long ago made his mark on the
mainland as a clever amateur, while he
is rapidly being appreciated here. He
plays Charley, the chum of Jack Ny
'chom, played by Arthur Macintosh.
and the pair will be responsible for
much laughter on Thursday evening.
Mr.. Macintosh has often delighted
local audiences with his genuine sense
of humor and his larger opportunity
most of it. Old Spettigue. the cross
grained, is played by Squire Webster,
whose return to Honolulu will be well
coined by dramatic circles who know
his versatility. NJ. H. Webb, remem-
bered for his clever creation in the
.Ahkund of Swat has a prominent
role and Mr.. J. Harwood, also of the
.'Ahkund," the Pirates" and many
other entertainments, plays Brassett,
an Oxford servant. Allan Dunn, as
Lord Babberley, plays the masquerad-
ing aunt, and as the whole crowd is a
singing as well as an acting one some
musical touches are to be expected.
Kaai's selected orchestra will prob
ably furnish the entracte music and
make the short waits more than in
The play will be over by
1890, short and sweet. being the order
of the night.
Three dress rehearsals smooth off the
action of the piece tonight, Tuesday
and Wednesday at the opera house. |
where the presentation takes place.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1904-03-04


DO you carry things In your pockets
or Iewclry on you that have stories
about thom1 To.m1npw I expect to
be interviewed BY newspaper man
whom have never seen and my plan
Is to talk about something had In
my pockets to-day before | knew that
Mr. Unknown was 10 ask me quos'
lions, You may be given the story
which he writes my remarks into.
But Il may be a woman with pen.
Gil.
Since last August my lectures TO
audiences OF ono for newspaper or.
lcles have pleased me. My plan is
10 keep them going, cut them up and
pass them along TO you.
In one case reporter had n club
OF n subject of his own with which no
wanted 10 hit certain class OF peo.
pie. but no wanted mo to hold the
club and he got me TO say something
on that subject. can imagine that
some Of my acquaintance have looked
little differently at mo since that
interview oamo out. That reporter Ii
a valuable help 10 me In my adyerus
ing OF accuracy. but he made me
more cautious.
DO you blame me for the interview
department ~ my forethought pro
motion? sit down an hour, more OF
less, and have pleasant whit with 8
brightmindCd person on my fayorit,
subject the daily sources Of better
methods. That person doyotes hour
10 carefully and slillfully writing ou
and framing my suggestions. theI
places them before the eyes OF thou
sands. Five years ago tried TO dc
something like this and failed. To-day
| IL IA a natural product
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1904-03-04
proItnhle Preenntlenn.

A few minutes a day OF simple bod.
fly exercises viii enable as 20 per
form unexpected tasks which other
wise might DO dangerous II not fatal
Any person at any time "a likely to
have TO jump. lit. run, pull. push or
carry load or move lively TO escape
n fall or some danger.
You can remember events In your
own experience or your observations
which will illustrate the wisdom OF
always being ready to do something
extra dlnieu't
This wisdom for the physical is
true with the montal. A person who
made a happy hit at an entertainment
when placed IN a difficult part OF the
program was asked later how long
he was preparing tho idea no sprung
on the audience. aud he replied about
two years. He did not know when he
would use Il. but kept Il growing as
mental stock ever ready. To-day he
would not use Il or any idea like Il,
because II was fun rather than
humor--lt laughed at a person in
place OF with u persons and II is bet.
ter 20 lose a hit than to run a risk OF
making a hurt, hut when a person is
willing TO lose hit on that account
Il win not be long before a better hit
will DO created, as the heart helps
the head do It's best
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1904-03-04

A man got boy to help him carry
bundles TO railroad station. The
station was used by four railroads.
There were two stairways, each lead.
ing 10 two trains for two roads The
man knew better. hut by easy error
he started up tho wrong stairway, be-
cause he was thinking about some
other subject and he nearly always
used that stairway when taking trains
az that station.
The boy instantly corrected him and
he told the boy that ne needed man.
ager as well as some one TO help him
carry bundles, An employment bu.
roau says that the right kind OF boys
are difficult to find.
There are plenty OF neglected
boys which might have been taught to
enjoy doing things and do them right
also Some time ago people with fore
thought saw that they must begin
TO grow ability and earnostness the
same as they grew wheat and corn.
80 they started places for doing this
kind OF work.
Many children are so situated they
nave neither opportunity nor incen'
tive for any kind OF useful work with
out which the end Is poor Judgment
and Incidence. In some homes there
Is 80 much civilization" the children
are the last to be thought OF and for
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1904-03-04
Overcome evil with
good In trying to help
those in any trouble.

A minute ago I read about woman
who went two thousand miles In or
der TO get away from her many sym.
pathlzIng friends.
How ia Il that the sympathizlng
friend managoa to Increase our sor.
rowa7
by having a big heart and little
head or by having an artlhclally big
hearth
My troubles have been more pain.
ful on account a. sympathlzing friends
because In place Of llftlng me mp they
sat on me
Something might be said about the
false friend who enjoys Hympathlzing,
20 see suffering, but We will limit this
article 10 the real friend who falls
down In trying TO comfort you In your
misery.
good many examples and illustra.
lions might be given. but unless I got
down 10 something useful ! will dis
obey my headline
You and may not have been very
tklllul In tho past while delivering
bad nowa or talking 20 a friend the
nrst time after the friends misfor
tune
How can we be moro skIlltui from
now on9
Tho FIRST time ever wrote a Chris
tian paragraph In a private letter was
one In n letter 10 a beautiful girl
cousin whom had visited. Soon after
heard from that family that my
cousin was dead, but that my letter
had been a great comfort to her.
You cannot make mo believe that
wrote that paragraph to my cousin
from any every day promptlngs. II
was. In my mind. product OF some
momcntary goodness or superior
power.
In trying 10 comfort others we
should stop and think and appeal 10
the greatest and best thought we
know, In order 10 sympathlze In a
way 10 comfort.
Much NJ the dlscomfortlng sympa'
thlzlng may be due TO lazlnoas In say
ing anything We happen TO think or In
using wornout sentences that mean
nothing.
II thoro Ia anything wo need. origi.
nal preparation for II IS for times
whom We talk to friends 18th break.
ing hearts and bleeding memories.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1904-03-04
waterTlqht Rubbsrs.

He entered a basement restaurant
aud sat down under the sidewalk
glass roof. with his ruhbors, umbrella
and oyorcoat near by
The sidewalk leaked and the water
struck one of the rubhora that didnt
leak and the luncher enjoyed his pie
40 much he was obliyious to the foot
wear reservoir
After he had walked a square no
noticed a damp big right toe and won
derod why the rubber had broken
so suddenly. On reaching his desk
he inspected and found that his foot
was wet because his rubber was
whole.
II Is natural for as TO think OF tho
most common solution to a condition
and In tho long run we may save time
to think that way, but those who are
always ready 20 believe IN uncommon
solutions have their day OF victory as
well no defeat All progress Ia made
by those who think twice and wonder
and stop TO examine.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1904-03-04

John Allen OF Mississippi says that
In all the sixteen years he was a
member Of congress he never knew a
man to be troubled with conscientious
soruples or prevented by constitution
al limitations from voting for an ap
proprlatlon OF any kind II IL was for
the benefit OF his district or commu
nifty. The observation was occasloned
by some remarks on the proposition tc
loan the st. Louis exposition $4,000,
600. which was being opposed by
some men who claimed that the consti
tuition did not warrant such action.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1904-03-04
HIS IDEAS ON EDUCATION.
Merchant Knew What He Wanted for
His Son.

Lloyd Morgan, professor OF miner.
alogy in the University OF Oxford.
tells with delight how a great English
merchant came to consult about tho
Instruction OF the hopeful son and
heir who was some day to run the
vast business interests from which
"the pator' had made his wealth.
but mind you" said he, Il don't
want him to learn about strata or
dips or faults or upheayals or dcnuda.
tlons, and I don't want him to an his
mind with fossils or stun about crys.
tails. What ! want him to learn Is
how to find gold and silver and cop.
per In paying quantities, sir-in pay.
ing quantities"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1904-03-04

Gen. Nelson A. Miles is at the head
OF a syndicate which viii carbopI,e
crude oil, converting II into a bard.
ened form resembling coke in The
Usage and Cherokee oil fields unon
his recent Southwestern trlp Con.
Miles not only visited the Texas ANA
but investigated the Indian territory
field carefully, and was fully satIsasd
with conditions. In the industry 4.
ferred to Gen Miles is In partBersblp
with Boston capitalists, who have sne.
oessfully developed a plan by vh,oh
che crude oil may be carbonlied
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1904-03-04
MAYOR M'LANE is ALERT.
Baltimore Executive the Right Man
In the Right Place.

Robert NJ, McLane. mayor Of Baltl.
more. believes in applying plain bust.
ness methods to the government OF
bic city, and as a consequence the
work OF Strengthening out the devas.
lated community Is progressing rap.
Idly. Hero Is an Illustration OF the
blunt way In which he acts and talks.
SHORTLY before the great fre there a
number OF bills were brought to him
Tor approval. They were OF the kind
which in many large cities are
punched under the head OF "sundrles
and incldentals." but Mayor McLano
requires that they be itemlzed. One
81 the bills was FOR cigars and across
= the mayor wrote: The city OF Bal.
ltlmore does not smoke cigars"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1904-03-04
We can resist de-
pressing sights and in
formation by means of
will power secured by
mental exercises.

story an hour long has been told
me this morning by business mana
ger. and when loft him ! felt like
taking a months vacation 10 mourn
over the conditions ia some depart
monta Of the business world.
After had walked a hundred feet
/ my resolution was made to throw on
by will power the mental depression
and 20 10 work on my days work
with n determination 10 promote In
tclllgont commerce as q remedy for
selfish chlcanory
a secretary of a big organization
told me about the material In many
organizations f.. a scandalous story.
That was several years ago when the
dusty corners OF a prominent mans
work were being cleaned with the
public as an audience. AZ about that
time another SECRETARY told me that
he was going 10 begin collecting and
studying desirable efforts products
End plans. Ny thought was that
more good could be grown by holding
up tho desirable than by exposing the
evil.
My belief Is that the world ia grow.
ing botter-not all the time In every
place, but as an average the whole
world over.
Some think with me and some think
tho opposite. ono man told me that
the most comforting idea In his mind
ia that the world Is better every day.
Il may he that prayer when sin.
cere and aggressive Is source Of
will power which improves the world
In general as well as the individual
who offers the prayer.
Were you ever depressed by n story
you read or which some ono told
your DO you think that we should let
the conditions OF the report to enter
and remain In our mind? Can we
drive ont the thoughts from our head
the same as we would vermln.
loaded bat flying In our houses7
We are less able 20 help those who
need help n we are depressed because
depression woakens.
We are not able to do good work
anywhere II our minds are poisoned
with the fumes OF the acids OF evil.
We can and we should train our.
selves to resist those forces which
injure our individuality aud cut down
our ability TO comfort. encourage and
wisely direct.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1904-03-04
NOT ALTOGETHER A STRANGER
A. Least He Had Right to Vote In
Washington.

a few days after Lieutenant Cen.
eral Chanee was indicted into his Of
hce ono Of the Oldest and most wide.
ly known Of the Washington CORE
spondonts, who had never met. the
lieutenant general, was presented tc
him In his Office at the war depart
ment by the chief Of one OF the mill
tary divlalons When the correspon.
dent was formally presented General
Chahcc arose and. grasplng the hand
of his visitor. cordially said. Il am
pleased 70 meet you How long have
YOU been In the clty7" This with n re.
assuring smile, supposlrg his caller
was a casual visitor. The general was
surprised when the correspondent
promptly replied. Thirty years"
Tie visitor was invited to a seat and
an Interesting quarter OF an hour fol.
lowed.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1904-03-04
IN HIS FATHERS FOOTSTEPS.
Son Of German Professor Himself I
Notable Instructor.

a son OF the late Prof. Felix Flugel
who died a few days ago at Leipslc
Germany, Is professor OF English phil
ology at Stanford university. Callfor
MIA The son was interested in his
fathers work OF making a universal
dictionary. worl, which had It's in
ceptiun with Dr. J q, Fmgel. father
Ga Folk who in 1880 published a larg,
German. English lexicon. which was re
eardod for years as standard worl
of reference by philolOglsts
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1904-03-04

sFroa ~ isiisri and is-isrsi On aseDdey aad
forsiAougli b. Eari A. Pratt. oar Plft. Hiia0iss
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1904-03-04

The accuracy
library is for
corporation
IN informal
HOR on the
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1904-03-04
SEES SOME GOOD IN WAR.
Jewish Rabbi Denies That II Is an
unmlxed Evil.

In a sermon ON Universal Peace"
at Temple Bethel, New York, Dr.
Samuel schulman denied that war is
an unmixed evil. Prolonged peace, he
declared, fosters egotlsm and tends
TO destroy the capacity for selfsacrl
fee. "There are some silly Jews,
he continued. who talk OF buying a
battloship for Japan, II these Jews
have any money to spare can show
them how TO employ II to better ad
vantage In the service OF the world
We can safely leave the Russo.Japa
nese troubles TO the Justice OF God"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1904-03-04
For a rest time
review Of The
daily sources Of
better methods.

enemies Of easy errors and the
friends Of JoreHought, 10 re-
duce mutually expensive mis-
tales Of mechanical, CONNER
oidl and professional people.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-01-07
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