The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1904-08-11
THISTLES

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Mrs. psricI WV DO yoa have Mr..
Gait 10 sen for yosf she u not 90 q
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tot she sbowi ~ the gos,ip 10 The eou .
mgniif
A9ss' u Apartment HouU when can
yos 60 10 wori Dgniaed Peron f.ho
has aeefp pied posiiioa ss jarhor Of BALD.
ibs i car eater EpoB the du,le, Of my
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Hello, hello. II I'll, Mr.. JgtoA' Yer.
Can bofrow y0gr auto Tor the Afternoon
WIN, DO. shoulds't thick you'd have the
face 70 AK Tor s.. | hsYent. That's why
LIN asking over the phone.
--Iiusbstd- Are you axare, my dear,
that on ibis grassy spo, tesan war that
ss,ed ten year, wife Why. John. l. WAS
here that VOC proposed TO me. Husband
Krse.ly lh ten years ago.
Not FAMILIAR with Hin Have you
ever read aSy Of the teaching, Of Buddhsi
Nktd Mrs. 0iesstle. No. replied her
hostess 81 they. seated themselves 10 the
sumpiuous library, where's he teaching
Important Qaery impatient Young
MAn-Sellle, hos 10 our iomsnce--yours
sni mine xo.ng TO ebd' Nellie suddenly
appreheDsiyel Why, Gcofirey, you don't
wants TO skip to the Last chapter yet, do
YOU
AT the seaside he-oh George, what
lovely wsves Iie-yery nice; but, poor
things, they lust like mt-we both ar.
rive At the shore 10 splendid style-snd 20
back broke
Mrs. Aseum-But why didn't you buy
the material II you liked Mrs. Nurieh
The sAlelman said II was domestic dress
goods. Mrs. Aseum- wellf Mrs. Nurich
You don't suppose I'D wear anything
meant for domestici, do youg
"A woman recently engaged to the T.
ihgr asked his son, little fellow OF seven
years, How would you like me for your
slepmotha" FIRST rate, as far as I'm
concerned, I" be replied. You'll have 10
speak 20 pspa about 1t, though.
Too susye: How much yoar little boy
resembles your husband ssid the cunning
politician. I've always heard, che replied
that people grow to look like those they
are much with, but this Ia quite q remark
able case, weonly adopted the desr little
fellow asst week.
--Tha reminds me CT story they tell Of
Dan LAMONT, said Mr.. Root. A young
newspaper man met him In the elevator ore
day aud said Mr.. lamont, will you aecept
the nomination for Governor Are you
authorized to offer /. to met
MIRA. Neighbours see you have new
physician. Mrs. Illlngton-Yes, thought
Il bss. 20 mska a change. Aud do yon had
ID, new one more satisfactory Yes, IT,
indcsd. He ae,uslly tries TO make me think
there Ia something the matter with me.
How did you manage to sell that piece
OF goods that's all out Of date to Mrs. Hinif
Clerk told her II was a great bargain,
but / thought Mrs. Richcoin had had II
laid aside for one Of her daughters. Then
she took II right tfl.
An Lido, Tray Wandering over Sails
bury Plsln on WhIl-Monday correspon-
dent came ACROSS large stone inscribed
,rarn me over" After much fi,uty he
succeeded in turning 1t over and found on
tho undersie OF the stoae the words
"Now turn me back again, 80 that | en-
catch sone other IDIOT"
y story that comes from country re.
gion not far from New York concerns M
tive Who was seen stolldly plosiog a field
pi.h team Of weary and d, cted horses.
A they approached the observer OF rural
~ remarked alphabetically that the
horses didn't seem to like the work. I'm,
commented The farmer briefly, they don't
have TO like Il. They only hsye to do Il.
Has your mother finally consented to
your marriage with Di.ky She dotes on
hun uat btciuse she pl,ies him. | don't
for moment think that be 10 as .hortsight.
ed ~ he pretends TO be, but he rushed In
Sunday evening, klssed mother twice aud
apolIgzsd beautifully by telling her that he
though. he wa kissing me.
Lord paddenhead--i ein't quite un-
ders,snd those poet fellows when they talk
OF an ''aehing yold.n Seems to me 10 be
beAsliy rot, by Jcvei The dear creature r.
Haven't you ever hsd hesdAche, Charlie
Every dollar have was made horcst-
ly, be assured US. Thus being assured that
be didnt have enough Of them for US to
bother about, we c5niemp,uouSly cut him
of our visiting hat.
College ssnior--sj you thick Tom will
proposes College Junior-Yes. Last night
bis pulse VAS 90 temperature IS. Tais
afternoon bis pulse was 20, temperature
los. think the crisis will occur by to.
night.
--Carglc-C oodnat, tie ,ha, horrid old
bore, wlkias Tel him have gore out.
Belle-No, woa't tell & story, tu, will
SAY thsl you have rot come back yet.
---I9Wnley--Uow long dA n take Won tol