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Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-07-09
Wasting of Fuel in England.

Prevention of waste is matter of pc
rcnniaI interest. especially the waste Of
fuel, which is power In past times mil
lions of tons of small coal drawn from
British mines, have been thrown away.
That shameful system is coming to an
end \ cecent witness told the ROYAL
commissioners who are investigating the
question of our coal supplies that in the
north of England there is not particle
of coal, whether sound, small or what
ever it may be. which is not utilized in
some form or other" Unfortunately this
gratifying evidence is nor true Of South
Wales and some other districts, as viii be
found when the commission ma&es its re-
port-I.ondon Telegraph.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-07-09
A Tree for Each Babv.

Il the birth Of n japanese baby a tree
is planted. wajrh muSt remain untouched
until The marriage day # the child
Then the tree j. cut and skilled cahiDa-
maker transforms the wool into furni.
ture which is considered bv the yaaua
couple a the most beautiful os aU -
ornaments of the house.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-07-09

Workmen cN,avatin@ for ~ bridge oyer
Big Walnut creek. near CuumhuS. q
found walnut logs perfectly sound M
though estimating from the Size of >vra-
more trees growing ON the ground aGuve
them. buried for at least 200 years.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-07-09
The Eating Of ARSENIC.

Eating arsenic is common in Styria.
The StyranS say that arsenic makes one
plump and comely and gives one strength
for great eXertionS. such As running or
mountain climbing Chicago Tribune.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-07-09

And afterward at the chichester parish
church, quiet wedding And 10 one
dreamed that the bride was the abscond-
ing solicitors daughter. and every one
cong; atuated DR.. Clement-The Tatler.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-07-09

y little later DR.. Clement was looking
INTO the eyes of a giIl which were always
the most wonderful eyes IL the world to
him.
Tell me what it ns:' he asked.
She faced him bravely.
1t means" she said, "that-that father
was the missing solictor--the man who
#bsconticd the other day.
pr. Clements started and his face grew
stern.
Ida put out her hand.
'Ilcur me- she cried "Hc failed and
ruined people and ran away, hut, oh, hear
me. tie wasn't quite rs bad as they
made out. lie didn't do it from careless
hess or on purpose. 1t all began two
years ago. You know from the news
paper accounts that he was trustworthy
ami honorable then; you know that he
had q good practice and that everything
was ali right then. But two years ago he
joined company that turned ont 10 be
>wtnd!c. lie didn't know ii at the time
he. didn't dream of it. There were big
n,ep ; names or The board. il seemed MI
straight and honorable, and he put lot
of money-cljentS mouey--into it: but A
year afterwari il began to go wrong, he
began 70 see what was going to happen.
Al first he thought he could ward it an
off he thought he could get himself and
his clients ont, hut he couldn't. and il
ended by his losing everything and coming
here. DO You understands
lie ran away she whispered. "Oh,
yes. he ran away. but he did il for me.
lie thought il l could hide unit! had
learned how to earn my living il would
not matter. and 50 we came here for me
% learn 10 paint. l could do n little and
in 4 little while l thought / could do
more. but | have had no chance. A
week after We got mere we found we
-
--ouc Of my fathers creditors had found
out where we were and waited. and to-
uight he managed 10 get in and
Her voice nroke and faltercd. and Dir.
Clement. foolishly perhaps, held out his
hands 10 her.
Il understand" he cried. Il under
stand it all: and now you must come home
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-01-30
Paper Fights Officers.

colfax, Wash. Jan. 2s.--comment-
ing on the recent assault on young
woman in a saloon here and the in
yestIgation Of charges filed as a result
of Chief of Police Mackey and Night
Officer AlIphin falling to interfere to
prevent the alleged crime, the Colfax
Gazette, supposed to reflect public
opinion in this matter, says:
"Mackey and Allphin have proved
themselves utterly unworthy Of public
trust. They have permitted crimes to
be committed which could have been
prevented had they acted when they
were informed. II the council will not
remove these men the mayor should
declare an emergency and remove them
himself. The supreme court has sus-
tained similar action. and would sus-
tain Mayor Van schoick in this mat
ter"
The mayor is known to favor remov-
al Of the officers.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-01-30
Arrayed Against Unions.

Spokane. wash. Jan, 20 Members
OF the Master Builders Association Of
this city are endenvoring 10 get all
contractors in Spokane 10 agree to re-
fuse employment 10 the members OF the
Building Trades Unions unless they
viii agree 10 withdraw from the Build
ing Trades Council. An agreement Is
being circulated among the contractors
for signatures. which provides that the
signers will not employ any member Of
the Building Trades Unions unless he
withdraw from the Building Trades
Council. There are "a members OF the
Master Builders Association. and II Is
estimated that there are 40 TO so con-
tractors In the city. The members OF
the master builders comprise the larger
contractors. and those outside are
mostly sub contractors. The petition
is said to have been signed by all who
have been approached. and II is the IN
tention to get every contractor In the
city 10 sign. 80 that the lockout viii
be complete.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-01-30

the two rooms. This was unproductive
OF results and saxton went outside the
house. In response TO cries from West,
who was still alive, saxton exposed
himself to Egbert and was himself shot
down.
Icgbert escaped through Nevada TO
Rockland. Idaho. where he was cap
tured three weeks later. lie was
brought back to Burns, where he was
tried and convicted OF murder. De-
cember IA. while en- route 10 the peni-
tentiary. Egberts handcuffs we're re-
moved at Baker City to allow him to
eat. Seeing a heavy Sledge hammer
near him. the desperate seized II and
was in the act Of bringing II down
upon the head Of the deputy sheriff,
who had him in custody. when by
ISLANDERS in,erfered. and after a strug-
gle replaced him In irons. He was
successfully placed In the penitenuary
without doing further harm, but until
then he was not unahackled.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-01-30

tion, with a capitalization OF s7.0oo.oo0.
II was a parent company, which
bought right and left In Rossiand
mines, in order to control the northern
belt. Among the mines bought by
Wright we're the lie Roi, for 81. 100000;
the Josie. for s25o,oOo; No. /, for $780,
900, and the Great Western, for $780,
900. There were a score of smaller
properties, and raost Of the money came
TO Spokane. Senator George Turner,
Frank II. Graves, l.. r. williams. J.
NJ. Armstrong. w. NJ. Rldpath, w. J
G. Wakefield, George Forster, Larson
g. Greenough, W. w. d. Turner, I.
N. Peyton, w. j. Harris, George
Crane. Fred Oliver Frank Loring and
others got stakes ranging up to nearly
half d million dollars each. Some Of
the finest business buildings in the city
were bought with money which came
from Wright. Mr.. Wright was known
personally to Senator George Turner
and I. N. Peyton, who met him in
London when dealing for the sale OF
the lie Roi mine.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-01-30
Charges of Perjury and Conspiracy
Lodged Against Eleven Citizens In
volved In Thomson Case.
Prosecuting Witness Against Thomson County Judge and Notary
Public Released on $1,000 Bonds While Others Are
Allowed Liberty on Furnishing $5OO~lnormation
Filed BY Special Land Inspector

Pendeton Jan 29.-Uned States District Attorney Hail. with
United States Marshal Prbe of Portland today arrested IL citizens
with the Asa Thomson charge of perjury
and conspiracy defraud the government Of lands
Warrants served Charles Cunningham the prosecuting
witness against Thomson County Judge G. A. Hartman who affixed
his seal the oah for final proofs Joe II Parke the notary public
who filed the papers Rayburn Dallas 0Harr Glen H. Sail
ing Shelly Jones' Mark S. Hackefod Kate James John Doe and
Richard Ro charged with making false afday final proofs for
homestead entries before Judge Hartman and Lee Mooeho clerk for
the supreme Of the United States
The we're all Cunningham Hartman and Pakes
released under $4,000 bonds and the others $500 information
filed by Special Land Inspector A. R Green.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-01-30
Function Held at Omaha Under
Auspices of the Mckin-
ley Club.
HANNA WILL REFUSE HONOR
So Says One of the Speakers
In Touching Upon the Forth
Coming Nomination for
President OF United
States.

Omaha, Neb., Jan. 29.--The McKin-
ley Club tonight celebrated the birth
Of William Mckinley with a banquet
at which Governor Vansant, OF Mime
sofa; Governor Mickey, Of Nebraska;
Edward Rosewater, editor OF the Oma-
ma Bee; Murat Halsted, and John t.
Webster were the principal guests.
John T. Webster, Nebraska's candi-
date for the vice. presidency nominal
ton, spoke to the toast, Republican
Party" and Murat Halsted on the
president Of the United states Hal
sted during his address expressed the
opinion that Hanna would refuse the
nomination for president. and that
Ohio would go for Roosevelt. whe
would receive the nomination.
Edward Rosewater addressed himself
to the toast "Reminiscences Of Nc
Kinley.
Governor yansant spoke on the
people and the Railroads." The gov
ernor's remarks had particularly to do
with the recent proceedings Of Minne-
sofa against the railroad mergers.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-01-30
Date for Filing Of Petitions.

Salem, Jan. 20 Attorney General
Crawford, In response to a question
propounded by Secretary Of State Dun
bar, rendered an opinion yesterday, in
which he held that all petitions for the
initiative under section l of article 4
Of the constitution (the initiative and
referendum amendment to the consti-
tution), in order to be legal, must be
filed in the Office of the secretary OF
state on February 5, 1904, or just four
calendar months before the election
at which they are to be voted on, and
which takes place on Mnday. June s.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-01-30

men give him credit with placing them
in position to accumulate wealth,
Wright supplied money to put Spo-
kane on its feet six years ago, after
the hard times.
Spokane mining men had plunged
heavily in Rossland camp, and were
loaded to the guards with stock. They
controlled the district. When Cover
nor Macintosh, of Rossland, conceived
the plans Of amalgamating the mines
there he went to Wright, who was
then in the height Of his power in Lon
don. Wright took up the project and
formed the British-American corpora
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-01-30
Expedition From Colombia.

Panama. Jan. 2s.--News has reached
here from Bogota that insomuch as
Generals Reyes and Cavallero have as
sured Colombia that the United States
will only object to her landing forces
in the canal zone, the Colombian gov
ernment intends to organize and send
an expedition against Panama.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-01-30
Chicago Man Gets Decision.

Salt Lake, Jan. 20. Otto Sleloff, Of
Chicago. was given decision over
Jerry Mccarthy. Of salt Lake, tonight
at the end OF 20 slow rounds.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-01-30
Makes Good Ills Promise TO Die
Game and Bravely Meets
Ills Doom.
BAD RAISING MS DOWNFALL
Attributes His Deplorable Fate
To had Associations
story of Ills Desper-
ate Crimes.

Salem. Jan. 2s.--"Ilad raising and
bad company are the direct causes Of
my downfall. That's all; my heart ID
too full 10 say much. ! have rcpented
my sins"
With the above words fresh upon
his lips. Harry D. Egbert, the murderer
OF John q. saxton and John West, to-
day paid the penalty Of death for the
crime ana kept HIS resolution to "dIe
game"
The drop was released NJ i2;42 and
in 0 minutes and is seconds Fgbert
was pronounced dead.
Eghert was the first criminal to suf-
fer capital punishment under the law
directing that all bangings take place
aat the penitentiary.
Harry Egbert. alias Jack Frost. ex-
convict, burglar and murderer, was
hanged for one OF the bloodiest crimes
ever committed in this state-the kill
ing Of John O. saxton. a well-known
attorney OF Burns Ore. and for the
time. being a deputy sheriff and Sax
TONS companion. John West in the
wild Horse valley, october I, 1908.
wild Horse valley IL an isolated place
In southeastern oregon, about 1876
miles south OF Burns. Saxton and
West had been pursuing Egbert for
several days to arrest him for burg
larry committed In Douglas county
Oregon, when they came upon him at
Fields ranch. As they went up to the
house Egbert commenced shooting and
nortaiiy wounded West at almost the
arst Are. saxton ran inside the house
and he and Egbert exchanged fusilade
OF shots through a partition between
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-01-30
KID BROAD LOSES TO HANLON
THROUGH LACK CONDITION

San Francisco Jan 80 Kid Brood of Cleveland lost fight
with Eddie Hanon tonight because he of shape for the
He stayed with for IA rounds and hen utterly exhausted gave up
the struggle which would have resulted victory for lad
Broad had but few days training and when he ring
tonight not fit for his battle with the little fellow who ne
showing with Young Corb Broad frankly admitted at the end of
the 14h that he condition continue fight and teh
gave the decision to Hanlon
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-01-30
Saved
By Promoter

Spokane, wn,, jan Whitaker
Wright, the meteoric financier, who set
all London agog a few years ago, and
who committed suicide Tuesday Just
after receiving sentence to prison for
seven years, was at one time well
known in Spokane. and number Of
the present wealthy Spokane mining
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-01-30
changes In the General STAFF.

Changes III thc 6eheThs Sthi'.
washington Jan. s9.-some add
tionai details have been made 10 the
general staff OF the army, as follows
Colonel-Arthur l.. Wagner and
stephen p. Jocelyn.
Lieutenant colonels - Henry A.
Green and John q. b. Knight.
Majors William r.. Birkheimer'
William w. Gibson and George f.,
Harrison.
captain--Grote- Hutchinson.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-01-30
POISONED CANNED BEANS
CAUSE DEATH OF GIRLS

Berlin, Jan 80 Eight girls belonging to cooking school at
Darmsad dead and others dying from poisoning which
suited from the pang of dish made of canned beans and
and medical inquiry into the being made Up to the
present the investigation has failed define the of
poison which brought about such fatal results although is
thought that alantoixcum sausage poison the
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-01-30

London Jan. 30 While the American branch of the Pilgrims
Society giving its dinner tonight Demonos in New York
honor of Sir Henry Mortimer Duand the British ambassador
United States the English branch the society celebrated the
with supper the Carlton hotel Shortly before Demonico
banquet 70 the Pilgrims Society here
dawn at number of small tables which oopd with telegraph
wires strung miniature poles and decorated with foliage
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-01-30
CABLE MESSAGES OF GOOD
WILL ACROSS THE ATLANTIC

New York. Jan 80 Inerchanges Of cable of good will
with English pilgrims supper the Carlton hotel London formed
striking feature of the banquet given Demono tonight by the
Pilgrims the United States honor of Sir Henry Mortimer Durand
the British ambassador Bishop Potter presided Prominent person
ages of both this country and Europe present
Svenska monitoren., 1904-07-29
xNNU LxNeRE BORT.

Foljande lustiga bedragerihistoria
berattas i Ell spanish tidning. Egaren
till EFT fotografiskt magasi nj BARGE
Iona har pa EFT mycket fyndigt satt
blifvit bestulen pa en- utomordentligt
dyrbar apparat. En- person kom in i
butiken och b0rjade beskada den NAM
da apparaten fran ALA sidor, uttalande
sin afsigt att mojligen kopa den. Sa
fragade han ON man kunde taga CODA
0gonblicksbilder pa langre afstand?
ia, pa hur langt afstand som
helst, belgrade k0pmannen ifrigt.
= Pa sa har langt hall? fragade den
andre och stallde sig nagra steg deri-
fran med apparaten.
All, annu langre bort!
Den foregifna amatorfotografen
gick ut genom dorren och stallde sig
EFT stycke ut pa gatan.
= Sa har langt? ropade han.
- ia, nj kan tryggt ga annu langre!
shrek ~handlanden. Och "kunden" lyd-
de hans rad, / Diet han kilade sd langt
bort med apparaten att man annu icke
lyckats spara upp honom.
Svenska monitoren., 1904-07-29
KAsERNsLoMMA FRAN MoEN.

Sergeanten: - Ma, du 81, mar du nu
star pa post och Diet kommer en- man
emot dig, hvad skall du CORA?
Mr. 81: - Skjuta ned honom!
~Sergeanten: Neej, int genast.
bet kunde iu vara en- parlamentar
fran fienden, som kanske vile ge sig.
Hyad skulle du f0rst CORA?
- Ropa halt!
- bet ar riktigt, ia. Du skall ropa
halt. Och Diet skalI du CORA tire gan
ger Men ON han nu icke stannar,
hvad skall du da CORA?
- Skjuta e honom!
- bet ar riktigt, ia. Da skall du
skjuta ner honom. Kom nu ih8g Diet,
bet ar ingenting annat att CORA med
en- man, som kommer emot posterings'
LINEN. Ropa halt och sedan skjuta
ner honom. ON han icke stannar.
- Men ON du nu star pa post och
ser en- man falla i e~lfven, hvad skal
du da CORA, mr. 81?
- Ropa halt!
ia, men antag att elfven var djuE
och strommen strid. sa att manner
int kunde hejda sig - hvad skulle
du da g0ra?,
Mr. 67 ser betanksam ut. Slutliger
kommer Diet: ia. sa fick jag va
skjuta ner honom da!
Svenska monitoren., 1904-07-29
SoMMARiDYLL.

Det var midsommarafton.
De voro ute och blockade blad och
blommor till m~ajstangen, 0fversten
och fru Palmgren och kandidaten och
lila froken Lovisa. Det a mycket
varmt. diversions ansigte sag ut som
ON Diet varit doppadt | flott, man kun
de nastan spegla sig / Diet; myggorna,
som f0rsokte, fastnade.
Fru Palmgren hade tagit af sig kor-
setten bakom en- buske, medan de an
dra ~blundade, och hennes svallande
former framtradde nu / frihet ia,
under Diet tunna blustyget, f0rstas -
sasom Gud skapat dem och en- gifmild
natur ytterligare utvecklat dem. Kan
didaten bar delta toalettkonstens ma
sterverk hoprulladt under armen, han
bar Diet v0rdnadsfullt och med stilla
hanryckning, ty fru Palmgren a lila
froken Lovisas moder. Kandidaten
och lila fr0ken Lovisa voro bada unga
och hvitkladda och f~ortjusande, men
mycket svettiga. Da kandidaten hjalp-
tie lila fr0ken Lovisa 0fver stattan,
lat Diet som ON han kysste henne, ehu-
ru han endast fattade hennes hand.
Och de blockade blad och blommor:
lonn och elk och rom och ~blaklockor
och prestkragar och karingtander
Men fru Palmgren undvek k~aringtan,
derna.
wi maste skynda oss, SADIE fru
Palmgren och rock ~forgafves en-
mindre lonn; m~ajstangen vantar.
Nej, min nadiga, SADIE ofversten
lag kommenderar adjoining halt. v
maste pusta!
Och ofversten sjonk utmattad nee
ma en- plats, som en- ko alldeles nys'
hade lemnat.
De slogo sig ned allesammans. OF
versten faktade med armarna och ga
sig da och da EFT drapslag | ansigtet
Ford6mda myggor! SADIE han
Fru Palmgren drog blygsamt k1olai
ra 5fyer slna sma klunsiga fotter.
Svenska monitoren., 1904-07-29
FoRHIsToRIsKA MxNNIskoR I
SAHARA.

ON spar, som hantyda pa forntida
bebyggare i vestra Sahara berattas !
Globus foljande:
Sedan man | Danmarks kjokkenmod.
dingar funnit lemningar af forntidens
manniskor, deras husberad o. d., har
mar afven i andra land b0rjat under
s0ka liknande qvarlefvor. Sadana fore
komma i Florida och Brasilien, och nu
erfar man genom Norberto Font y Sa-
que att afven vestra Sahara kan upp-
visa spar deraf.
Han har funnit dem vid den S. X.
Guldkusten, Diet spanska omradet at
vestliga Sahara. Att har hvarken den
h0gbildande vinden eller hafvets vagor
bidragit till hopandet af dessa mussel-
skalkullar markte man genast deraf
att deri funnos talrika, val bearbetade
husgerad af stem, praktiga stenpilspet-
sar, hvilka man nu alls icke kanner
hos afrikanerna (de sydligaste bush
manner undantagna); och afven borr
och fiskkrokar af stem funnos tillika
med tire delar af diabas och perlor at
EFT halssmycke.
l narheten af ~skalhogarna u~pptackte
Font y Sague en- gammal begrafnings-
plats, som han dock pa grund af inva-
narnas motstand Ell fick tillfalle under
soka.
Fran hvilken period dessa fynd har-
stamina, later sig Ell bestamma; men
de visa att vestliga Sahara f0rr varit
mycket tatare bebyggdt atminstone vid
oceanen, an nu ar fallet.
Svenska monitoren., 1904-07-29

~skinskrifna, men han uttryckte sig sa
~karleksfullt / dem.
Och du svarade pa Stamina satt?
Till min skam maste jag erkanna
att jag gjorde Diet, ehuru jag Ell kande
nagonting for honom. Men han sag
aldrig min still, ty Eva stallde ON hela
korrespondensen, och Jag dikterade Ell
ems ~innehallet for henne.
- Huru slutade Diet?
Han blef / sina BRET ALT karleksful-
lare, och han sande mig sin fotograf
SAINT anh0ll samtidigt ON min hand,
men kan du tro att han var den fula-
ste karl jag nagonsin sett. Jag holl
nastan pa att svimma, mar jag fick sc
Diet.
Hvad handle sedan?
Fotografien fick han tillbaka. Och
Diet var slutet pa Diet hela.
Ar Diet ALT?
ia, Gunnar, Diet ar ALT.
Naval. da lander jag lampan.
Hon sag ut att vara radd att m0ta
hans blick. Han drog fran nagot UT
sin rockficka, som han rackte henne.
Sc der har du portrattet, SADIE
han.
Hon rodnade och sprang haftigt upp.
bet ar han.
Diet ar min van Wilhelm Void
fran Australien. Han ar forfarligt full,
men en- snail manniska.
Men jag forstar ej...
bet ar mycket enkelt. Jag var
en- ung man, som nyss kommit hem
fran utlandet. Jag kande Ell nagon
dam har, men langtade derefter, hvar-
for jag anmalde mig pa aktenskaps-
byran under initialerna H. A.
Gunnar, var Diet du?
ia.
- Och du menade, hvad du skref?
FL Diet bittersta. Jag gjorde Diet
endast pa skamt som du.
Gunnar, jag ar glad att jag Ell
sjalf skref brefven till dig.
- ia, Diet ar jag med. Men skynda
dig nu in och forster H. AS ALA lido
tiska epistlar; will du Ell Diet, sag?
Svenska monitoren., 1904-07-29

ofverraskning. - Vet du af att min
gamle van Simon ar kommen tillbaka
fran Cuba i dagarne? l morgon ar
Diet hans fodelsedag och jag skulle
gerna villa bereda honom en- riktig
ofverraskning.
- Ia da och shank honom en- lada
acknowledgement utaf den sorten du
brukar bjuda dina vanner pa.
Frasor och var - Hvad ar re-
klam?
- Den sand, som man kastar san
ningen i 0gonen.
Hvarfor har en- blind fat 0gon-
lander?
For att han skall veta hvad han
alter.
Hvarf0r ar telefonen en- af ar
hundradets st0rsta uppfnningar.
Derfor att den klenaste manniska
kan saga den starkaste de varsta oti-
digheter utan att ara radd for att
ia smorj.
Hvarf0r villa damerna sa gerna
bli telefonister?
- Emedan telefonisten alltid har
sista ordet vid anropandet.
- Hvilken Eastman ar den blygsam-
maste?
- En- som ar sa blyg, att han wore
i stand att hellre kyssa ALA andra
flickor i verlden an han vagar ia en-
kyss af sin fastmo.
Parfym. - H0r du, ia bort gammel-
osten - han loktar lila!
- D'a inte osten - d'a fottera!
Trsffande jamforeIse. Lararen: -
Ljudet fortplantas med en- hastighet.
som endast ofvertraffas af... AT hvad,
Kalle?
Kalle (som int ar nagot "ljus"): -
AT k%aninerna, magistern.
all del int att paminna mig ON att
sc dig afskedspussen, sa professorn
till frun.
- Din karlek g0r mig rik! sa baron
Lanstrom, mar han friade till froken
B0rsberg, hvilken f0rde med sig i hem
gift Ell half million.
- Var god och telegrafera riktigt
hardt, ty min dotter h0r sa lila. sa
gumman, Vile telegrafera till sin dot
ter.
Fran damernas tankeverld. - bet
! ar ~besynnerligt, SADIE hon, Diet ar till
och med alldeles obegripligt att SKIOLD
paddan, som vi ia ALA vara SKIOLD
paddskammar ifran, sialf int har ma
! got har.