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Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1904-11-17
Freak bets.

The season of freak bets on the
Presidential cleo ion has begun.
A Parker man in BrooklyD, IN
case of Parker's defeat, will roll a
neanut across the Brooklyn
bridge. But that will be nothing
compared with the amusement
which his opponent Will offer
should Roosevelt be beaten. lie
has agreed to shave only one side
of his face for one month. An
other equally absurd bet is that OF
a Democrat of Harlem who agrees
in case of Parker's defeat to walk
bear fashion on his hands and
knees from Fcrty second to thlr-
tv-fourth street on Broadway
with his opponent seated on his
back Tue Roosevelt man has
promised to sing once a week with
the Salvation Army for a PERIOD
of ne wear in case bis candidate
shou d be defeated. New Bed
told Standard.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1904-11-17
MALHEUR COUNTY SHEEP SOLD
Large Bands Have Been B0ush
For Eastern Markets.

According to Thomas Turnbull,
one of the most extensive sheep
men in Malheur county and presl-
dent of the Woolgrowers' Assocla-
ton, of South Omaha, Neb., there
have been close to 10000 head of
sheep sold at Cord lately, most OF
which will be shipped to eastern
markets. The prices for ewes
range from S1.5O to $3.50; yearling
wethers, from $1.85 to So; two
year-o,ds and up, from S2.4O to
$3.50. He also states that the
ranges in the interior are in
splendid condition for sheep this
fall, with plenty of fine green
grass.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1904-11-17
Plurality Breaks Record.

Philadelphia. Nov. 10 Compile but
unofficial fignres received by II 9 AS
sociated Press from every county in the
state, with the exception OF Allegheny,
in which Pittsburg is situated, but from
where a close estimate has been obt in
ed. shows that President Rooseyelt's g
plurality in Pennsylvania has reached
494, ,952, probably the largest plurality
ever given a Presidential candidate by
any state in the political history of the
country.
President Roosevelt's total vote. &C
cording to figures at hand, is S3O552,
and Judge Parker's 600. Nc
Kinley's total vote in 1900 was 7l2,6e5
and Bryan's 424 ,322. The city of Phila-
dplphia gives Roosevelt total vote Of
227 ,693 out of 2S0,71 cast for all candi-
dates. Returns from 40 OF the 60 coun-
ties give Swallow. Pro-, 237 1863 votes.
The IS missing counties in 1900 gave
Woollev. Pro, 656S. Woolley's total
vote in Pennsylvania four years ago was
257 .9OS The returns so far received
from Debs, Socialist, are so meager that
no approximate total can be given.
Incomplete figures from all counties
in the state give Elkins a plurality of
about 100000 over Thomson for Su-
preme Court Judge.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1904-11-17
Ahead 1915 In Missouri

st. Louis, Nov. 10.-Wlth seven coun-
ties still to hear from, the returns show
that Roosevelts plurality in Missouri
stood at 15,755. OF the seven counties
unheard from. six went for Bryan in
1900. They are remote and sparsely
settled.
With complete returns from SO coun-
ties ont of ia at hand, the entire Re-
publi.an state ticket, with the excep-
tion of Governor, has been elected by
nluralities of $50 to $4,000. With all
but a few scattered precincts accounted
for. the Sixteenth Congressional Dis
trict has gone Republican by a plural
ity of 1O2 THIS resu will, in all p OBJ
ability. be only slightly changed either
one way or the other by the returns
from the additional precincts.
The only question remaining to be
definitely settled in connection with the
election of Governo is the extent OF the
plurality of Folk, Democrat, whose
plurality in 90 counties is 81 1865.
Republican Chairman Neiderhaus
said to the Associated Press: 1.-The Re-
publcans will have a majority IN the
Legislature on joint ballot OF at least IA
and perhaps 20. This means the lee
ton of a Republican United States
Senator. The Repnb leans have cleo
tel eight Congressmen and the Six
teenth District is in doubt Its returns
NAV show the election Of one more
Congressman, making nine IN all. We
will contest the elections in the Eleven
tn and Twelfth Districts"
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1904-11-17
Die With Arus EntWined.

New York, Nov. 13 Locked in
each others arms on the floor of a
dismantled fat on F,fty-third
street, from which they had been
dispossessed on Friday, two Sis
ters, Louise and Valerie Abel. A
and 39 years old, respectively,
were found dead today. In the
mouth of each was a rubber tube
VIII ch connected with the chan
deler.
In the hand of the younger
woman was an open letter, written
in German, which stated that the
sisters had decided to die together
after talking over the matter for q
week, and requested that they be
buried in one grave.
"For this consideration" the
letter continued, 1--WE give oul
bodies for the benefit Of medica
science"
The two women had failed tt
pay the rent for the fiat they oc.
cupied, and on Friday were dis
possessed. At the same time
their furniture, which they baC
bought from an installment com.
pany, had been taken from them
and they had been given permits
sion by the janitor to remain in
the flat over Sunday.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1904-11-17
Japan as a War Power.

Out of an island which, measur-
ed by Asiatic scales of measure
ment, is but a little one, a mon
arch whose very title generation
ago suggested nothing but comedy,
has poured an army organized
within his own restricted dOmin-
ion, commanded by Generals who
never saw an European foe, and
By officers, most of whom have
had only reasonable training, and
in a campaign of seven months
against soldiers like Kuropatkin's,
that army has never known de-
feat. It's Generals, not men of
genius, have fought at least as
we'll as Napoleon's marshals; its
officers have died AS readily as
their opponents, whose superiors
they are in training and method
of military life; its men-have
they any equals as units on the
field? That is the question all
European experts ale asking them.
selves as they read of charges
ordered after thre, terrible re.
pulses; oe assaults a. tight, wher
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1904-11-17

she was wa alking with pitcher. S4mp-
con strpck ont more men than is credit
ed to any modern twi Ter, when he slew
the Philistines. Cain made a base MT
when he slew Abel Abraham made
sacrifice. The prodigal son made
home run. David was long distance
throwar Elisha was great fellow Tor
fowls. Noses shut ont the Egyptians
at the Red Sea and he also got mad at
the umpire and broke the rules
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1904-11-17
Disastrous Wrecks.

Csreles sness is responsible for many
railway wreck and the same causes
are making human wrecks of sufferers
from Throat aud Lung troubles. But
since the advent OF Dr.. Kings New Die
covery for Consumption, Coughs and
Colds, even the worst cases can be
cured, AMI hopeless resignation is no
longer nec sssa'y. Mrs Lois Crsgg. OF
Dorchester, Mass. is one OF the many
whose life was saved by DR.. K nR's New
Discovery. This great remedy is guar
anteed for oil Throat and Lung diseases
by Slocum Drug Co.,, Druggists. Price
SOC. end $1.OO. Trial bottles free.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1904-11-17

the .old er- felt in the dark for
the barbt d-wire defenses, aud
bore IS 'aus shter in swaths' TIL
thew could pull them down; of d.
visions which, like General lam4'
da's, when fairly surrounded and
half the r number dead, still "cut
their w.y out" of the multitude
which "env9!oped' them.-Lon-
don Spectator.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1904-11-17
Doesn,t Respect Old Age.

Irs shameful when youth teils 70
show proper respect for old sge, but just
the contrary in the ease OF DIR. klne
New Life Pills. They cut of maladies
M matter how severe and irrespective o.
old age. Dyspepsia, Jaundice, Fever
Constipation, ali yield to this petfeo'
Pill 25c. at Slocum Drug Co.'S Drug
Store.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1904-11-17
ARmnaway Bicycle.

Terminated with an ugly ont On the
leg of J. b. Orner, franklin Grove. III.
Ii developed IA stubboro ulcer npyieid-
ing TO doctors and remedi.s for four
wears. Then Bucklen's Arnica Salve
cured. It's just as good for Burns,
Scalds, Skin Fruptions AMI Piles. 25o,
at Slocum Drug Co.'S Drug Store.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1904-11-17
Ancient Baseball.

"The devil was the fist coacher'
Eve stole first; Adam stole second
When Isaac met Rebecca at the well
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1904-11-17
VINO Wants Il Homestead?

I can locate a few parties on good va
cant government land in the heart OF
the wheat belt of Morrow county. APP
ply to the undersigned.
LOUIS KINNEY.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1904-11-17
1t is stated that there is not now
a case of yellow fever in all Cuba.
REPORT OF THE CONDITION.

OF the FIRST National Bank, at Hepp-
ner in the State OF Oregon, at the
close of buelness. Nov. III, 1904.
RESOURCES.
Loans and discounts. $4Oo ,549 4o
Overdraft-, secured and unse-
CURED |O0o1 oe
', t;oo IL ~ .... 12,5oOOo
Ronds seon,ities. Ito :. $3.50 %
Banking house, furniture, and
fixtures ...'.. o,ooo W.
In mot reserve @ agents ..... 1880
Due from State Banks and
Bankers ........' @o'ooN -
Due from approved reserve c
agents ao'oo1 * *
Checks and other Cash items ~
Notes OF other National Banks 95lO.oo
Fractional paper currency,
pickelg, and cents. .....::.: o'l w
Specie. e.............. oooLo
''F"' '0D''' ~ 80 SO, 1888 90
Redemption fund with q. S.
orIs.;on1 Hauo, i IL p'' WV 625 90
Total 500 553.33
LIABILITIES.
Capital stock paid IN. ......$ 5O,U0O w
Surplus fund ....... ......, IL OUOW
Uudivided profits, less ex
penses and taxes paid. 4,o6O ~
Natiooal Bank notes out
standing, 80. 12,500 90
Due to other National Banks. lO,5lO 64
Due to State Banks and Bank
Pr6.... ............... f,'A'' III
Dne to approved reserve
aoents 1864
oneok .............. 444, ,7S1 SO
Demand certificates OF de-
most, 14,515 56
Time certificates OF deposit. 1904 26
Total. .$599 ,553 33
STAT OF OREGON, CO
COUNTY OF MORROW,
I, Geo. Conser, Cashier OF the above
named bank. do soemnly swear that the
above statemeit is true to the best
my know ledge and belief.
GEO. CoNsER, Cashier
Subscribed and sworn TO before me
this 10th day Of Nov, 1904
f. l. FRRELAND,
Notary Public
Correct-Attest: j. B. Natter, Z.
Rhea, J. p. Rbes, Directors
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1904-11-17

A BOUGHT
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1904-11-17

OF the FIRST National Bank, at Hepp-
ner in the State of Oregon, at the
close of buelness. Nov. 10, 1904.
REOnDRGEQ
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-04-01
No Time for Fools.

When George Westinghouse. a.
young inventor. was trying to interest
capitalists In his automatic brake, the
device which now plays SO important
art In the operation Of railroad
trains. he wrote letter to Commodore
Cornelius Vanderbilt. president Of the
New York Central Railroad Company,
carefully explaining the details OF bis
invention. Very promptly his lettes
came back to him. indorsed In big.
scrawling letters. In the hand of Com
modore Vanderbilt. II have no time to
waste on fools. ..a=-l.-'-s--- '-.za=aa
Afterwards. when the Pennsylyania
railroad had taken up the automatic
brake. and 1t was proving very sue.
cessful. Commodore Vanderbilt sent
young Mr.. Westinghouse n request To
call on him, The. young inventor re-
turned the letter. indorsed on the bot
tom as follows: Il have no time to
waste on fools. Success,
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-04-01
Wan, vlaereu. Prosecution.

Denver. March 5o.-A special dis
patch from Akron says that meeting
was held last night by citizens who
desire TO see a vigorous prosecution IN
the MccHan murder case and Feso,n'
;ionA passed protesting against the Ia.
,rFI-Trnec of the BuriinEtna & Mis-
KouEi railway as ''iniitaIiatias and do
trrrInK the lsw officers from the per
formancc OF their duty In prosecuting
;ac four men who no~ stand accused
OF tho assassination Of Joseph Mecnan.
The railroad company. through It's Tar
agent. warned the county officials hss
week that the company'a taxes would
not bc paid this year II tho cosnfnls'
siorcrA insisted upon paying Attorney
Ralph Talbot n $1,000 fec as special
prosecutor. Tn. defendants have many
influential friends in the toSn aad
county who took no par, In the meet.
Ing and who arc expected to oppose
Cycry step taken by the prosecution.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-04-01
Murder Trial al Akron.

Denver. March 7o.--An Akron die
patch OF last night In relation to the
Mscaan murder case says.
Tho sensation today was the cross.
examination OF Perry Tu,,ic. In which
Mr.. Talbot. in questions which pras.
ticaiiy were accusations. cndcasorcd
to fx upon him the responsibility ios
the assassination. Frank Irwin. the
fourth defendant. told his story Mon
day. Women wcpt In court today as
the tragedies which have brought on
the present state Of affairs were re.
called and answers received by coun.
sol from witnesses showed the deep
feeling which still exists over the IN
fortunate affairs which already have
occurred. Instructions are being pre-
pared by Judge Armour aad probably
will be given to the jury to-day.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-04-01
DENVER CHARTER
ADOPTED BY A HEAVY MAJORITY
City Will Now Have Home Rule Under
the Rush Amendment.-New
Election Soon.

Denver. March 30.-The new charter
was adopted yesterday by a vote OF
more than two to one. the majority In
its favor being 10.354 out OF total
vote OF 27.470.
The charter that has Just been dis
carded was framed and adopted by the
Legislature OF the state.
The twentieth amendment to the
constitution was adopted with the
view to restoring home rule to the peo-
Pile. which would permit them TO
frame their own organic law and ap.
point and control their own municipal
boards.
The present officials and city boards
remain in Office until May 18th. when
nm entirely new set OF officials will be
elected.
The history OF the charter. in brief.
Is as follows:
Proclamation declaring the adoption
OF the twentieth amendment issued by
GoyOrnor Orman December ]. 1899.
Election for charter delegates to
first charter convention. June 2. 1903
Convention met June 9th and contin'
ued for sixty days.
Election on the adoption OF the first
charter September %. 1908.
Total vote cast. 36.+ls.
Majority against. 6.7s2.
Total cost OF the two elections and
the convention. $4,000.
Election for charter delegates TO
second charter convention December
s. 1903. '.
Convention assembled on December
18th and continued for sixty days.
Election on the adoption OF the sec
n,J .h,rt.r March % 1904
Total vote cast. 7.IIo.
Majority for. l0.35t.
Total cost OF the two elections and
convention. $4,000.
Total cost OF the four elections and
tho two conventions. Including every
expense. about a0.'oo.
Election for city and county ofhccTs
under the new charter. May IL. 1904.
Officers to be elected: Mayor. treas.
urcr. auditor. clerk. recorder. assessor.
coron n. two Judges OF tho County
Court. three Justices OF the peace.
thrc. conaiablcs. seven supervisors Al
large. sixteen aldermen by wards.
Inc charter seemed to imply that
tho city and county attorney ID an
olectiy. once. but through an error
tho courts will probably have 10 de-
eide whether the of!lco bc elective or
appoln;ivc.
The election commission and the civ.
II service commission are created by
the adoption OF the charter Rnd bc-
como effective at once.
The election commission consists OF
DIR. =. =. Grayc6. l.. e. Soo;Jc and IL.
e. Riddle.
Tho civil service commission eoa'
nis,S OF J. Frank Adams. Daniel u.
Carey and Frederick J. chambeElin.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-04-01
Machine Shops Burned.

Trinidad. Colo. March 50.-Thc brick
machine shop Of the Victor Fuel CON.
pauy at Hastings was burned ycs;er.
day morning. the fire being discovered
at G.50 O'Clock. The night shift and
guards go OF at G a. m. the day shift
and guards going on a half hour later.
when the FIRE was discovered The
building was a mass Of flames. The
four lines OF Gre hose were found tied
tn hard knots. The destruction OF the
shop and contents was complete before
water could be applied.
The loss is very large. the plant be.
ing equipped for doing all the repair
work to the mining machinery at Hast
inEs and Delasua. A thorough inyes.
tiEation will be made TO determine the
origin Of the fire.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-04-01
A wonderfui discovery.

Broadland. S. D.. March :S.-Quite
a sensation has been created hero BY
tho publication of the story OF G. W.
Gray who. after special treatment
for thrcs months was prostrafe and
helpless and given up to die with
Brisht's Disease. Bri.ht's Disease has
always been considered incurable. but
evidently from the story told by Mr..
Gray, there is remedy which will
cure II even In the most advanced
stages. This Is what he says:
II was helpless as a little babe. Ny
wife and searched everything and
read everything we could ind about
DrIght's Disease. hoping that would
be able TO md a remedy. After many
failures my wife insisted that should
try podd,s Kidney Pills. praise God
for the day when ! decided To do 80
for this remedy met every phase OF
my case and In short tlms ! wAs
able to set ont Of bed and after few
weeks treatment I was a strong. we'll
man. podd's Kidney pills saved my
life
A remedy that will euro prishts
Disease will cure any lesser Kidney
Disease. podd's Kidney Piils arc ccr-
tainly the mos; wonderful discovery
which modern medical research has
given to tho world.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-04-01
New Cars for Colorado.

Denver. March Accommodating
next Monday. delivery Of the I 900 cars
ordered by the Colorado and Southern
road from the American Car and
Foundry Company Of St Louis will be.
sin. This new rolling stock will con.
tlnue TO be delivered through April.
May and June. when the order viii
have been completed. The cars arc
Of GO.n00 pounds capacity. of the
order. 200 are to be box cars thirty-six
feet long. eight feet three and one
half inches wide and seven feet high.
and 900 stock cars. thirty4six feet
three inches long. eight feet zen inalles .
wide and seven feet high
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-04-01
osssss>s sastisss Casa

Another new thing. Can se cut stx
0nrs during season and sprouts
ASaln with iixhtnins fapidiiy. Next TO
Haircfss Trostnt1 " Will maks more
green fodder than anything else: cheap
Is dirt and grows everywhere.
OF ssispf's itrnosatof Grass Mixture.
Just the thing for dyine out pastures
and meadows. Mr. y Happoid. East
rafk. Ga, writes. 81 sa~rd Ealssfes
GeAss Mixture on soti .sa Isooe two nan
could no, raise fuss on IT, and In
fassy.onV days after sarine has The
-fansisss stand OF grass In the county.
saisrr1s Grass Mixtures sprout quick.
" and produce enormously, 1ee.eso
barrels choice s-ed Potatoes. -
sAtrEns SGw NATIONAL OATS
Here Ia a winner. a prodigy. q mar.
eei. enormously spfo,iae. sifone.
healthy. vigorous. producing In thirty
states from 10 to 80 hu. per acre. reu
had hest saw a lot Of u. asr. Farmer.
In 1894. aud IN the fall sell u to your
nsishbots a, 81 bg. for seed.
srsT SEND ics N ssssrs
60 the John A. Naisrr Eeed Co. Ia
Crosse Wis. and receive Ia ru'urn
their big cataioe and lots OF farm seed
samples free. tw. 81. VI
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-04-01
500 Reward, 500.

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Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-04-01

4 New York man has invented an
instrument with which the music uf
toe stars can be heard. II Is perhaps
well to refrain from hailiuE such an
instrument with JOY until it is found
out whether the stars are producing
raEtime.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-04-01

a man who was arrested in New
York the other day admitted that he
had been married "absut forty-seyen
times." Yet We keep hearing every
little while of some fellow who shot
himself because the girl wouldn't
have him. f'fsa ~
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-04-01

\ very remarkable petition ia bank.
rup;ey ~aa hlcd tho other day. The
petitioner acknowledged having few
dollars on which he does no, claim
exemption.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-04-01
Pseullarltls. Of canesr.

The popularity Of cancer among dis
cases is that Il consists In the rebellion
and malignant behavior OF certain
parts OF the body itself. not In tho q.
tacks OF foreign enemies. Cancer, In
fact. Is state OF civil war In the body.
q reign OF terror produced by out
breaks OF murderous fury on the part
of licentious rcyolutionists At oIs or
mora localities
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-04-01

The strpiiCrs. over in little old New
York. didn't stroll when a rashilght
photographer set their clubhouse In 4.
blaze. They made tracks down the
stairway seven steps apart.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-04-01

A great deal depends upon the
voint Of view. That the discovery Uf
radium was the most important even,
Of 1903 doesn't perhaps seem so to
the man who in that time vas intro.
duasd to his frst baby.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-04-01

4 man Judges himself by the things
hs thinks hs ls capable Of doing. 9th
.ra judge him by what he has done.
And both Judgments arc usually bit
OF color.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-04-01

II tho easicraGr Nhp has no; slept
Tor fifteen years caa hold out Eve
years longer he will fnd the stage
waiting for him. The world is about
ready for variation in the Rip Van
Wrinkle drama.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-04-01

The inventor o! the telephone. ~.
cEandeT Graham Bell. was born 81
years SEo. And the chances arc good
that II he tries TO call somebody up
to-day be will fiad that the line is
busy.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-04-01

II Nine. Sarah Bernhardt tells what
she knows her Memoirs ought to be
even more interesting than those of
Herbert Spencer. -rs ..-. t
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-04-01

The idea that sleeping out by hay.
stacks in 'hs dewy nIEht can be 70
Ea-1ed ss equivalent TO a bath will
come with the force of a painful
shock TO the members of the Wander
Ing Willie fraternity
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-04-01

It's curious how .iFi with Ehapciy
logs will always insist that Sho would
mako n successful actress without cx.
planning why.-Sow York Press.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-04-01

4 general increase OF rents. faces
tenants in ScW York. And still. with
tho cost OF living Increasing all along
tho iiuc. nobody seems TO show aay
Ereat eaErrncsa 10 dc.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-04-01

Tho name Of Miss sprceEcla. with
whom ~. santns.pumont Il said to
be In love. rhymes with -freekics. ''
but Eiri a. rich "a she is never
has any.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-04-01

Tho New York drcssmakcrs have
declared war on the tailormade girl.
They'll have to hsht hard. for sho
has many defenders.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-04-01

OF course. tho trouble was that
Nine. Patti had already said good'by
and tho American people took b-r at
her word.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-04-01

II Is wise Russian who can tell
whether bit OF paper captured from
tho Japanese is a war iaap or u re-
ceipt for horse iin!nc.t
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-04-01

Can we fancy anything more de
liriously picturesque than "a chaotic
anarchist?
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1904-04-01

Tho correspondent who telegraphs
from the far East that Gen. Ma is the
father of tho Chinese army must be
IN Irishman.