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The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-08-20
EMPER0R'S CUP
IS ON THE WAY
Kaiser Offers Trophy to Be Sailed
For on an Ocean
Course.
New York Sun Special Service.

New York Sun Special Service.
Newport, r. l., Aug. 20.-A cup given
by the German emperor to the New York
Yacht club is expected here any day. This
cup is offered for an ocean race from
Sandy Hook to the Needles next year and
German and English yachts will come
here to race against the American boats.
The emperor offered this cup last year
after Sir Thomas Upton had offered the
Atlantic club a trophy for similar race.
Sir Thomas withdrew his cup and the
emperor coupled the Atlantic and New
York clubs. The New York Yacht club
did not care to share honors with an
other club, SO the emperor withdrew his
offer. c. L. F. Robinson and Allison v.
Armour have been in Germany this sum-
mer and all differences, have been
smoothed away. Owners of the big
schooner yachts Of the New York Yacht
club have agreed to take part In the
contest.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-08-20
WISCONSIN HAS
HEAVY SCHEDULE
First Work Of the Season Will
a ~, Begin at.Ialke Wau-
besa.

New York Sun Special Service.
Madison, Wis, Aug. 20.-The schedule
for the Wisconsin university football team
this fall has been issued, and is as fol-
lows:
Oct. 8. Marquette college at Madison.
Oct. Is, Notre Dame probably at Mil
waukee.
Oct. %, Drake at Madison.
Oct. 20. Michigan at Madison.
Nov. 5. Beloit at Madison.
Nov. -, Minnesota at Minneapolis
Thanksgiving Day, Chicago at Chicago.
Assistant Coach Cochems will take sew
erai candidates to Lake Waubesa and will
spend couple of weeks there, previous
to the early practice, beginning in Mad
ison on Sept. IL.
The following men are expected to go to
Lake Waubesa: Bush, Findlay, Re1np,
Bertke, Robinson, Edge Jones, Marsh,
Eberts, Kuemstead, Larish and O'Brien.
Coach Curtis will not arrive until prac-
tice begins in Madison. He is to camp in
the northern part of the state Cor a short
time previous to that.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-08-20

New York Sun Special Service.
Newport, r. l., Aug. 20.-There were
six matches in the tennis tournament here
yesterday and the playing was the best
Of the week, as the contestants were bet
ter matched than in the previous games.
The best match of the day was between
Kreigh Collins and Holcomb Ward. Ward
played in great form and drove his shots
Into Collins court with accuracy and
clever judgment. Ward won the set.
So, 3-6 g.
William Clothier had fast opponena
In Karl H. Behr, but defeated him ST.,
6-2,6-2,6-3
Ford Huntington and F. B. Alexander
had an easy match and Alexander won
by score of rs, 81, SIS.
E. w. Larned met Charles Bell and the
former was the winner g. So, ga. N.
w. Niles beat Meredith Rowland! 60,
So, 61.
Today the feature match Is between B.
G. Wright and w. A. Larned, and the
other matches will be Alexander VS.. Ward,
Clothier VS.. Bell, Leonard VS.. Niles,
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-08-20
CONFIDENT IN
THE IOWA CAMP
Burning Desire to r. Give the
Gophers a Trimming for
Sweet Revenge.
Special to The Journal.

Opecldl TO Inc Journal
Humboldt IowasiAug. -2o.-As usual, the
supporters and students Of the University
of Iowa are counting on a victorious foot
ball season this fall. Outside Of the Ames
game, the Minnesota, contest Is being
looked forward to with the greatest inter
est In the state and the talk of defeating
Minnesota this year and getting revenge
for past years is often heard nowadays.
But the others outside the university only
look wise as If to say, you'll have to get
an awful hump on you to win. Never
theless the Iowa team will be in the pink
of condition by Thanksgiving, ready to
put up the best work Of the schedule and
Minnesota. must not be too confident.
Iowa has one Of the hardest schedules
she has had for several seasons. Besides
the Drake and Ames games, the two col
leges which will give Iowa her hardest
struggle for state championship, the list
includes Minnesota, Chicago, Illinois and
Nebraska, besides several other minor
colleges. The location of the Iowa Mime
sofa game seems to be a problem if re-
ports are true. It was arranged for Rock
Island, but the grounds and seating capac-
1ty there are not good and Iowa City
would not be able to get out a. crowd. The
Thanksgiving game is always expected to
bring neat sum. to the treasury depart
ments of the different schools and as
these two locations would not do so an
other place may be selected.
Preliminary practice under Coach
Chalmers on the Iowa field commences
Sept. IL, ten days before the opening Of
school. It Is expected that Chalmers will
be able to accomplish much more this year,
as his style Of play has become familiar
to the men Of last years team, who will
be back to the number of six. These, with
last years subs and likely bunch of new
material. will be the clay with which
Cha1mersis to mold a. winning team. He
will have no regular. assistant. Clyde Will
liams. the great iowa football player who
assisted last year, will probably coach the
West Des Moines high school team and a
championship team may be looked for.
Captain Jones will be his mainstay Of
teh team, as he was last year. He was
always in the thick of the battle and new
er gave up until the last second was
gone.
Two ex-Humbo1dt high school boys will
figure prominently as candidates for the
team. Coyle,. thu efastests man on the
squad last year, who slbbed and got into
a few games, will try for quarter or end,
while French, $50 pounder, with rec
ord Of II seconds In Che hundred, has good
chances to make fulsback.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-08-20
KNIGHTS INVADE PARK
Ten Special Trainloads of Templars
from Eastern States.
Special to The Journal.

Gardiner, Mont, Aug. 20.-The
second of ten Yellowstone park spe-
Gals has arrived. The first carried
knights Templar, the Toledo-G Gates
tour, and today came the Pennsylva-
MIA railway train tour of Corinthian
Chasseur .connmandery, No. So,
Knights Templar, of Philadelphia.
Two other Pennsylvania specials will
arrive carrying many passengers,
among whom will be Kadosh COM
mandery of Philadelphia. On the
succeeding six days a special each
day will arrive. These will be
knights Templar touring trains from
Pennsylvania and New Jersey
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-08-20
WINONA FELL SHORT.

just Missed Getting Trophy in the
Wabasha Shoot.
Special to The Journal.
Winona, Mimi, Aug. 20.-The team of the
Winona Sportsmen's club which went to Wa
basha this week to shoot for medal valued
at S175, first hung up in 1881, returned home
minus the trophy, altho coming very near to
landing it.
They made score of 70 out of a possible 100
points, while the team from Plainview made
SO and secured the medal The Winona shoot
ers were E. n. Goodhue, DR.. F. NJ Norris. Geo.
B. Stager, DR.. F. S. James and L. A. Posi-
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TYSON A PROFESSIONAL
MAROON HALF AND FULLBACK
WILL NOT PLAY WITH CHICAGO
UNIVERSITY TEAM THIS SEA-
SON.
New York Sun Special Service.

New York Sun Special Service.
Chicago, Aug. 20-Following the an
nouncement that the University of Chi
cago is to lose the services of Victor s.
Rice, the star sprinter, comes word that
George Ivison, half and full back on the
Maroon football team, will not return to
the Midway this fall.
Ivison will not abandon the game, how
ever, as he is to be associated in the fu-
ture with West End club, a professional
team that will play the regulation foot
ball on Sundays.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-08-20
BLEW OUT HIS BRAINS
Schofeld, Winnipeg Business Man,
Left Note for His Family.

Special to TIE Journal.
Winnipeg, Man, Aug. 2o.-"God
bless you. I am gone. I have sinned
against man.
These words, written by Harry
Havelock :Schofeld, Immediately be-
fore he blew out his. own brains to-
day, conveyed the last message to
his wife and children. Schofield's
married life has been happy and he
was constantly at home with his fam
lily. For nine years after coming to
Winnipeg he was employed by the
Sprague Lumber company. Last
spring he left this firm and went to
work for the Winnipeg Paint and
Glass company. About a fortnight
ago he left this situation and started
to work for the Sprague company
again. He was 46.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-08-20
AMERICAN LEAGUE

GAMES YESTERDAY.
St. Louis 5. Boston 2.
New York 6, Chicago /.
Detroit 5, Washington O.
Cleveland 2. Philadelphia /.
GAMES TODAY.
Chicago at New York.
st. Louis at Boston
Detroit at Washington.
Cleveland at Philadelphia.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-08-20
HAS A CROUCH"
Near-Fight Dreams to Get the Public
Interested.

New York Sun Special Service.
San Francisco, Aug. 20.-Jim Jefries has
adopted new crouch which he intends to use
night.
1t is a half -crouch, with the head lowered
and both forearms brought forward into
guarding position. This is a less exaggerated
form of the crouch taught to Jefries by Tommy
of the little men,. notably Jimmy Britt, frankie
Neil, Eddie Hanlon and Terry McGovern.
With his chin on his chest and his head
tipped forward, it is almost impossible to hit
Jeffries anywhere except on top Of his head.
His body Is covered by forearms and elbows.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-08-20
ROCKWELL TEAM WON
Hampton's Five Defeated in Fast
Basketball Play.

Special to The Journal.
Hampton, Iowa, Aug. 2o.-The Hampton wom-
ems basketball team was defeated at Rockwell
yesterday by score Of 20 to 5. The playing of
Miss Lulu Gibson of the Rockwell team was the
feature of the game. The same teams will play
return game here at the Franklin county fair.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-08-20
THOMAS COMING AGAIN
Plans for the Fourth of the Shamrock
Family.

New York Sun Special Service.
London, Aug. 20-Sir Thomas Upton formally
announced today that he will issue another chal-
1enge to the New York Yacht club for race for
the Americas cup. He went to Glasgow today
to see Designer Willie Fife about drawing the
plans for Shamrock w., and to consult with
some of the yacht builders on the Clyde about
constructing the new boat
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Slated for Ferguson In the NINTH
Minneapolis ......0 0 / 0 o o o 0-3
St. Paul ..........0 1 0 0 o o OIL
Two-base hit, Jackson; sacrifice hits Morgan,
McNichols 2, Coulter, Marcan, O'Brien: double
plays, Ferguson to Kelley, Fox to Freeman,
Oyler to Fox to Freeman; first on balls, off
Morgan g. off Ferguson 1; struck out by Morgan
1, by Ferguson /. Time, 81 :SS. Umpire, Bause-
wine. Attendance, 1900.
Kansas City, Aug. 20.-Kansas City.Mfwau.
kee game postponed; wet grounds.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-08-20
WHERE IS IRWIN?
St. Louis Has Charley Nichols as q
Kansas City Manager.

New York Sun Special Service.
ST. Louis, Aug. 20-Charley Nichols. the man.
ager Of the St Louis Nationals, will not be with
st. Louis next sea son. He will manage the Kan
City American association club next year.
Not many weeks ago George Tebeau was in st.
Louis and he induced Nichols to go back to Kan
sas City as part owner of the Kansas City
franchise and manager of the team.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-08-20

August 15 to September 10 the 500
line will make a rate Of $1,000 to San
Francisco, California, and return, with
limit of October 23rd for the return.
Talk over your plans at the ticket Of
fee, 119 Third street s.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-08-20
WATER BOY DONE
Speedy Runner Has Faced Barrier fol
Last Time.

New York Sun Special Service.
Saratoga, n T., Aug: ter Boy will
Diamond was beaten by Eugenia Burch and
Hello on last Friday, 1t was stated at the
time that 1t would be his last race If defeated.
ment today when he announced that Water Boy
would be shipped back to Sheepshead Bay at
the end of the meeting here and from the latter
place sent to a farm in Kentucky.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-08-20
NATIONAL LEAGUE
GAMES YESTERDAY

GAMES YESTERDAY,
Pittsburg 3, New York 2.
GAMES TODAY.
New York at Pittsburg.
Boston at Chicago.
Philadelphia at Cincinnati.
Brooklyn at st. Louis.
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FIRST DOWN!
Nfnety-Five Founders Looking for
Trouble Already.

The Erkll football team has been organized
for the season and would like to hear from any
95-pound team in the city. Phone T. c. 1857.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-08-20
COVERED TRAdx TO CLOSE.

Jewettyiile. n. Y. Aug. 2o.-It is reported
here that the covered mile track. has been per-
manently closed. and that western New York
trainers will be forced to seek other winter
training quarters In the future. Mr.. Jewett's
inability to give personal supervision to the
the edict.
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$500 Line Round Trip
Summer tourist rates to the east.
'hese tickets are good to return until

These tickets are good to return until
October 31st, 1904
Albany and return ..... $500
Boston and return .......... 1890
Buffalo and return .......... $3.50
Montreal and return ..... $500
Portland and return ........ 1880
Toronto and return ....... $3.50
Call at the ticket office and get
some of the summer booklets. 119-
Third street S..
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The Journals Room Renting Blu
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$500 Line" Round Trin

OUIlIllICI CUUI IoI 4 dICS 10 9SIIIG cast
These tickets are good to return until
October 31st, 1904.
Albany and return ........... $500
Boston and return .......... 1880
Buffalo and return ..s....... $3.50
Montreal and return ........ $500
Portland and return .s....... 1850
Toronto and return ........ $3.50
Call at the ticket office and get
some of the summer booklets. 119
Third street S.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-08-20
LUTTBEG VS.. GORDON
Light and Heavy to Have Wrestling
Match

Max Luttbeg and John Gordon are to meet
next Wednesday evening at the Phoenix club
Hennepin avenue ana Seventh street, and
wrestle to finish While Gordon outweighs
mat experience. Kelley and Meyer will figure
in the preliminary bout. Whitmore of ST. Paul
and Heroes Of Minneapolis will wrestle for the
middleweight championship of the state.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-08-20

~9, IoRzxEzy"
Johnny" Evers, formerly of Troy, N.
T., looks too boyish to be playing baseball
In a big league. Nevertheless since he
has Joined the Chicago Nationals he has
proved himself to be one of the best play
ers recruited by the fast brigade in a
long time. '$
There isn't much to Evers but he dis
plays tremendous amount of ability in
going a whole lot with it. IF he were
fireman on locomotive, it's good wager
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STANDING OF THE CLUBS,

GAMES TODAY.
Toledo at Minneapolis.
Indianapolis ut st. Paul.
Columbus at Milwaukee.
Louisville at Kansas CITY.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-08-20
WESTERN LEAGUE

Colorado Springs 5. Omaha o.
Sioux City !. st. Joseph 6.
Denver /, Des Moines 0.
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You Will Be Sure and Write

To all your friends about your trip
If it was a 500 Line. Rail-and-lake
excursions every Friday during the
summer to
Detroit and return ......... $16.75
Toledo and return ........ 1850
Cleveland and return ........ 1925
Buffalo and return .......... POPS
Get booklets and reservations at
the ticket office, 119 Third street S.
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and list your room without extra cost
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The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1904-01-29
Weird Work OF the Types.

''The most appropriate error that l
ever saw" said Will Ziegler few days
ago, twas one that came under my
observation when l was out in Col
orado. 1t happened at Colorado
Springs when the mining excitement
there was at its height. Every man.
woman and child in the town owned
stock in some mine, and only about
one-half of one per cent. realized any
thing ON their Investments. One day
the news was circulated about town
that man high up in mining circles
stock manipulation and a mine owner
had died suddenly of heart disease.
A local paper held the press to get an
account of the death. and the editor
wrote double-column headline, which
began, Death Loves Shining Mark
The paper came out in about half an
hour, but the horror-stricken readers
were treated to headline like this,
Death Loves Mining Shark 1t
was a simple case of transposition
in the composing room of that paper,
but it liked to wreck the plant. And
1t never was altogether clear that the
compositor who set it up hadn't made
the mistake on purpose. He had been
dabbling in mining stock little hlm-
self. Enquirer.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1904-01-29

Commodore Somerville Nicholson, Of
the United States Navy, in a letter
from 1887 r ST., N. W., Washington.
D. G., says:
"Your Peruna has been and is now
used by so many of my friends and ac-
quaintances as sure cure for catarrh
that am convinced Of its curative
qualities, and I unhesitatingly recon-
mend It to all persons suffering from
that complaints. Nicholson.
The highest men in our nation have
given Peruna strong endorsement.
Men of all classes and stations are
equally represented.
If you do not derive prompt and sat
isfactory results from the use Of Pc
runa, write at once to DR.. Hartman.
giving a full statement Of your case.
and he will be pleased to give you his
valuable advice gratis.
Address Dr. Hartman, President OF
The Hartman Sanitarium. Columbus. O.
Ask Your DrugSist for free peruns
Almanac for 1904.
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A sub.tltuts For tho Hor..whlp.

An Ohio inventor has devised an
electrical substitute for the horsewhip.
The "human persuader." as the device
is called. consists of small storage
battery carried under the vehicle from
which runs a copper wire connected
with the drivers seat. The wire is
carried along the horses back and
fastened to the saddle. and at the end
OF 1t Is a sponge, which. when once
dampened with salt water. is kept
moist by the natural heat Of the horse.
When the animal requires an impetus
the driver touches the button and his
eteed. startled by the new sensation.
breaks into an instant trot. -
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Gentle Hint.

Wife (reading) HERES an alleged
joke about woman who scolded her
husband because he accidentally sat
down on her new bonnet. Now, l fail
to see anything funny about it.
Husband-Oh. you do, Ell?
Wife-Yes, Pm sure couldn't
scold you for thing like that.
Husband-You couldn't?
Wife-Of course not How could
when I haven't new bonnet?
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LOOKING A FREE, HORSE IN THH
MOUTH.

Chorus of legislators in the smoking
compartment-Conductor, this train il
frightfully late; the service is simpl,
hideous.
Conductor-Oh, we'll, gentlemen, J
haven't time to listen to your kick
now, just let me have your passes
please.-Cleveland Leader.
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The BIS Hope.

Yes" said the letter B, "I'm greatly
in favor of this movement for phonetic
spelling. I'd like to see it generally
adopted"
"Why?" queried the interrogation
point.
I'D have some chance of getting
out OF debt"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1904-01-29
A WoNpERFuL Girl.

Miss Dottsworth seems to be 9
girl who possesses good deal o.
tact" he said
"Tact?" she replied; 81 never saw
such a tactful girl in my life. l be
lieve il she had chance to get mar
ried she could even select her brides
maids without hurting anybody's feel
ings."-Chicago Record-Herald.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1904-01-29
THE VERSATILE CHEF.

Doesn't that cook scare you whel
ie looks this way?" asked the Belgia,
hare of the young chicken.
NO" replied the broiler, "but late,
on 1 have no doubt he will make me
uuail."-Cincinnat Times-Star.
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PREPARATION.

Author-Whoop! I've just got an or
der from my publisher to write life
of Alexander the Great
Wife-Why, you don't know any
thing about him, do you?
Author-No-but will by tomor
row night.-Harper's Bazaar.