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The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1904-01-21
Not Good Turn.

'Tf I ran against $4,000 1t would
turn my head"
Il ran against $4,000 once and It
came near turning my head all the
way around"
you don't sayT
Yes, It was in the shape Of 4 tour
ing car and II twisted my neck"
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1904-01-21
Over the Telenhnna.

"H'low
"H'low
"Thatchoo, Pimp
"Yeh. HOozatF"
"Smee-Nell."
"H'lO, Nelll SmatterT
"Nothin'. Thought d call yup. Say,
Jim, Juno Tom DixonP
mo. Oozee2"
"Letcha know some time. Say, jeer.
about Kitten JimT'
mo. Whajjaknow bout emp
Don't speak teach other"
"Wot strubbleT
'Tda know. Cummlnover soon?
"Yeh. Guesso. b choor cummln-
over tower house first"
"Wilihcan. Gotteny fudges?"
"Lot Zuvvem."
"Well, I'll come. G'by."
"G'by. Sayw
"wellT
Don't tell whattitoldjubout Kitten
Jim"
II won't. G'byF'
"G'by!-Chicago Tribune.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1904-01-21
Best of Reasons.

The Summer Girl Ito her companion)
What do you suppose 1t is, dearest,
that makes the sea murmur so?
Testy Old Gentleman Behind (who
has encountered a incoming couple in
every secluded nook along the shore)-
Great Scott! Miss, you'd murmur If
you had to listen to all the sentimental
nonsense the sea hears.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1904-01-21
A Boston intellectual.

Hunter-You look pleased about
something, Dumley.
Dumley-I have reason to. I've just
thought of jolly good answer to a
conundrum. II l could only think of
conundrum to fit it, by George, l
believe I'd send it to the papers.-Bos-
ton Transcript.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1904-01-21

Mrs. Homer-John, if Mrs. Neighbors
gets new sealskin sack this winter
must have one also.
HONEYWELL don't worry about It,
dear. Neighbors and formed a pro-
tectve union to-day, and neither OF
you is to have one.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1904-01-21
PrIm Miss From the Back Ray.

Miss Wabash-Last Saturday was
your birthday, wasn't it?
Miss Boston-PrepOsterous! How
can you be so silly3
Miss Wabash-What's the matter
with that1
Miss Boston-Last Saturday was the
anniversary Of my birth. I'm not an
infant.-Philadelphia Press.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1904-01-21
Poor Man.

Here is nice article for carrying
bundles" said the clerk, displaying the
shopping bags.
"Oh, | have a bundle carrier" re-
sponded the stern woman.
"What kind, may askT"
''My husband"
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1904-01-21
Abnnt the Same Thinr.

do you think that our civilization
tends TO lengthen mems livesY
Il don't know about that" answered
the practical man, "but with the in
creased facilities for travel and com
munication man can come pretty near
living twice as much in a given space
Of time as he used tO."-washlngton
Star.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1904-01-21
AYouthfuI Estimate.

Now" said the Sunday school teach
er, in her most winning tones, (which
little boy can tell ME about the still
small voice that is within us2"
"Please'm," said the freckled boy at
the end of the seat, my uncle has one."
"He has?"
"Yes'm. He's a ventriloquist. BAL
tlmOre Herald.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1904-01-21
The Popular Actress.

Dolly Footlights, the soubrette, eel
ebrated her silver wedding yesterday"
"What2 She's not old enough to
have been married twenty-five years"
"Oh, certainly not. She was married
for the twenty-ifth time yesterday.9-
Philadelphia Press.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1904-01-21
To Be snre.

Mrs. Parvenue-Why didn't you
come when rang?
The Butler-Because l didn't hear
the bell, ma'am.
Mrs. Parvenue-After this when l
ring and you don't hear the bell come
and tell me so.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1904-01-21
Some Brands of Charitr.

Papa, what is charityY".
Charity, my son, is giving away
what you don't want"
What is scientific charity?"
Scientific charity is giving away
what you don't want to someone who
does not want 1t.
What is organized charityY"
Organized charity. my son, is giving
away something that you don't want
to some society which will give It away
to someone who does not want it,
Life.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1904-01-21
His Little Joke.

Romeo was IDEAL" said the maiden
who loved romance
II don't think SO much of him."
chuckled the youth who had witnessed
the balcony scene; Il think he was
second-stoTy man."
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1904-01-21
Drawing the Line,

American Duchess-There is a re-
port current that you married me for
my money.
English Duke-Well, l hope you will
not contradict it.
American Duchess-Why not, pray?
English Duke-I don't want my
friends to think I'm a hopeless idiot.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1904-01-21

A Bargain.

Mrs. Hittle-You don't mean that
Mary Elder is married at last! Why,
she must be forty at least!
Mrs. Twist-The man she married
got her at a bargain. She was marked
down to thirty-fve-Boston Transcript.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1904-01-21
Asked and Answered.

"Is there any way to make a woman
stop talking" asked the newly mar
ried man.
Eyes" answered the homegrown
sage, "but somehow a man hates to
hit woman with an ak"
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1904-01-21
Those Prolonged Good. Ni~ht..

The old man was very angry.
THAT young man who visits my
daughter stays too late" he growled.
"But you said he remained only two
hours In the parlor," spoke the friend.
"Yes, two hours in the parlor, twen-
ty minutes in the hallway, fifteen in
the vestlbule and ten on the front
steps"
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1904-01-21
Ennnrh Said.

"She amt at home sor," said the new
maid, returning from the floor above.
Are you sure of that?" demanded
Mr.. De Trop suspiclously.
Faith, oil am not, but she seems to
be."-Philadelphia Press.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1904-01-21

you must think I'm a fool" he ex.
claimed
You hatter yourself" she replied
Chicago Record-Herald.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1904-01-21
PIauanbIe Thanrv.

Tomdix-In England the brides
dowry is called a dot l wonder why ?
Hojax-0h, probably because it puts
a stop to the financial troubles of the
masculine half of the combine.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1904-01-21
he Called Him Down.

Mr. Kousty-So you want to be my
son-in-law, eh?
Charley-Well, I'm not SO particu-
lar about that. All want is to mar
ry your daughter.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1904-01-21
Sau,e old Grind.

Gyer-Gotrox used to make hay and
water stock on New England farm
when he was boy.
Myer-What's he doing now?
Gyer-The same thing in Wall
street. aE
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1904-01-21
THE GLACIER
Published Every Thursday
$I.6O A YEAR.

Advertising, 80 cents per inch, single
column, per month; one-half inch or
less, 25 cents. Reading notices, 8 cents
a line each insertion.
THE GLACIER prints all the local
news fit to print.
When you see it in THE GLACIER
you may know that others see it.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1904-01-21
Knew His Man Too Well.

Bunker-old man, can you lend me
a hundred until next Thursday
Hill-I'm sorry. old man. but I've
got to meet a note next Friday.-De-
troit Free Press.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1904-01-21

Citizen-How can you be tired when
you are doing nothing?
Tramp reckon it's cause deres
so much Nv it ter do.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1904-01-21
Onrht In Do for Her.

She latter landing him)-And, dear,
am | the first girl you ever loved?
He--Well, you're the last That
cgSht TO be sufficient.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1904-01-21
Parental Objections.

Pretty Daughter-So you don't like
Tom?
Her Father--No. He appears to be
capable of nothing.
Pretty Daughter-But what objec-
ton have you to George?
Her Father-Oh, he's worse than
Tom. He strikes me as being capable
Of anything.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1904-01-21
Rather PcstiInistic.

"This Is tough Old world, remark
cd the anvil in the blacksmith's shop.
II get nothing but hard knocks all day
p4p
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1904-01-21
Rubbing II In.

"Yes," said the Englishman who
had immlgrated some years ago, II
dearly love the mother country"
"You certainly did old England a
great favor" rejoined the home grown
American
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1904-01-21

FlOwery speeches do not always lndi.
cate budding genluA
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1904-01-21

81 want half dozen coal scuttles, y
said the lady who let's furnished rooms
what size, MADAME" asked the
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1904-01-21
Horaele.a Variety.

Ernle-Why does Edna look so blue
to-day?
Ida-A coach.
EInie-Did her father refuse to buy
her one?
Ida-Oh, no; this is a football coach.
He went back on her.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1904-01-21
Ready Excuse,

"What are you doing with your hand
in my pocketsf" demanded the man
who had been gazing in the shop win
dow.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1904-01-21
Summing Them Up.

Ostend-The teacher said I may
some day be President Of the United
States.
Pa-Well what do you think the rest
Of the boys will be?
Ostend-Oh, l guess they'll be the
cranks that annoy the President
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1904-01-21
Cause and Effect.

"Oh--er-about three pints,." she re-
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1904-01-21
About the Size of 1t.

ADOUt tH0 bIAt OF Its
He-A woman would rather talk
than listen.
She-Well, that depends.
He-Depends on what2
She-Whether or not a man is max
ing her proposal.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1904-01-21

Fright you are" replied the bellows.
I'm always hard pressed to raise the
wind"
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1904-01-21
Dry Goods, Groceries,
Boots and Shoes,
Hardware,
Flour and Feed, etc.

This old-eRtablished house will con-
tinue to pay cash for all its goods; 1t
pays no rent; it employs q clerk, but
does not have to divide with partner.
All dividends are made with customers
in the way OF reasonable prices.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1904-01-21
Feminine Way.
Did he lose his job2

Smith-Brown is painfully hard up
just now.
Jones-Did he lose his job?
Smith-0h, no; the boss raised his
salary last month, and his wife is try
ing to live up to it,
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1904-01-21
Preparing for Winter.

You didn't stay there" answered
Fha othar
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1904-01-21

why, SIR" whined the crook, der
amt no pockets in desc trousers an
me hands are cold"
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1904-01-21

What was that?" queried the Eng
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1904-09-21
Bethlehem.

The farmers are busy seeding
and cutting corn.
Mrs. &. W. Lawyer and son
Raleigh, and daughters Ruth and
Margaret, are visiting friends in
West Virginia.
Rev. A. 5. Wolf preached his
farewell sermon ut Bethlehem last
Sunday night.
Mrs. Geo. Gress spent Sunday
at Harrisonvile.
Geo. Fix returned home from
Kearney last Saturday.
JEFF Hockensmith is busy saw
ing lumber for Aaron Garland.
Those who spent Sunday with
Mrs. Katherine Cowan were AL
bert Cowan and family, of Illinois;
Mr.. and Mrs. James Truax and
four children, of Warfordsburg:
Mr.. and Mrs. J. L. Booth and son
Roy, of Dublin Mills; Mr.. and
Mrs. John Shaffer, Mrs. Luther
Fix and two children, Mr.. and
Mrs ID. q. Elvey, Mr.. and Mrs.
John Oyler; Harry, Roy, and
Walter Elvey; Daisy Elvey and
Mary Oyler.
A. ID. Peightel left Monday
morning to take charge of his
school in Licking Creek township.
Mrs. John Shatfer, Mrs. Kath-
crime Cowan and Myrtle Cowan
spent Monday evening at George
Fix's.
Luther Fix and Foster Ambrose
caught three 'coons last Saturday
night.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1904-09-21
The StOmhch Is the Man.

A weak stomach weakens the
man, because it cannot transform
the food he eats into nourishment.
Health and strength cannot be
restored to any sick man or weak
woman without first restoring
health and strength to the stom-
ach. "A weak stomach cannot di-
gest enough food to feed the tls-
sues and revive the tired and run
down limbs and organs of the
body. Kodol Dyspepsia Cure di-
gests what you eat, cleanses and
strengthens the glands and mem.
branes of the stomach, and cures
Indigestion, dyspepsia and all
stomach troubles. Sold at Trout's
drug store.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1904-09-21
GEM.
Our school opened Monday.

Our school opened Monday.
Rev. Dumvllle preached an able
sermon at Mt. Zion last Sunday.
S. w. Truax returned home
last Saturday after a ten day trip
to st. Louis.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. Runyan of
Needmore, spent last Sunday
with Mrs. j. A. Snyder and fam.
lily.
The e will be preaching by Ed.
Mellott IN the hall at Gem on the
fourth Sunday of this month at 3
p. m.
Our nine teachers with five Wis
iting teachers conducted a very
interesting institute at Needmore
last Saturday.
G. G, Sipes was calling on old
neighbors on Saturday.
Prof. b. N. Palmer left Satur-
day to spend some time at ST.
Loui&
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1904-09-21
M. R. SHAFFNER,
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
Office on Square,
McConnellsburg, Pa.
All legal business and collections entrusted
viii eceive careful and prompt attention.
CHURCHES.

PRESBYTERIAN.-Rev. W. A. West,
d. d., Pastor. Preaching services
each alternate Sabbath at 1880 q. m.
and every Sunday evening at TOO.
Services at Green Hill on alternate
Sabbaths at 1880 q. m. Sabbath
school at 9:15. Junior Christian En-
deavor at 200. Christian Endeavor
at 500. Prayer meeting Wednesday
evening at 100.
METHODIST EPIscoPAL-Rev. J. v.
Adams, Pastor. Sunday School
at $3.50 o. m. Preaching every other
Sunday evening at 700. Epworth
League at 500 p. m. Prayer meeting
Thursday evening at TOO.
UNITED tREsBYTERIAN--tsev. J. L.
Grove, Pastor. Sunday school at $50
q. m. Preaching every Sunday morn
ing at 1880, and every other Sunday
evening at7:00. The alternate Sabbath
evenings are used by the Young Peo-
ple's Christian Union at TOO p. M,
Prayer meeting Wednesday evening
at 100.
EvANGELlCAL LUTHERAN-Rev. A.
g. Wolf, Pastor. Sunday school 9:15
a. IN. Preaching every other Sunday
morning at 1880 and every other Sun
day evening at TOO. Christian En-.
deavor at 500 p. m. Prayer meeting
on Wednesday evening at TOO.
REFORMED-Rev. G. M. Smith, Pas.
tor. Sunday school at $50 q. m.
Preaching on alternate Sabbaths at
1000 a. m. and 100 p. m. Christian
Endeavor at 500 p. m. Prayer meet
ing on Wednesday evening at TOO.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1904-09-21
His Remarkable Wish.

Charles B. Aycock, Governor
of North Carolina, illustrated a
point he wished to make in a DO.
litical speech by telling a story of
Il young man he knew whose ia
ther died, leaving considerable
property. There were other sons
md daughters of the man, aud a
contest over his estate followed.
The dispute reached the courts
md dragged along for several
months. Finally a friend met the
young man and spoke about the
Suitand the consequentill.feeling.
eyes, "assented theyoung man,
1--WE certainly are having a heap
Of trouble over fathers property.
Brother John wants more than
his share; sister Lucy hasn' t
spoken to me for a year; brother
George is threatenin' to do some
shootin'; and | don't know where
the thing will end. Do you know,
sometimes | almost wish he
hadn't died 2"
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1904-09-21
SOCIETIES

Odd dFellows-M'Conne nnellsburg Lodge
No. 744 meets every Friday evening In
tne Comerer Building in McConnells-
burg.
Fort Littleton Lodge No. 4S4 meets
every Saturday evening In the Cromei.
building at Fort Littleton.
Wells Valley Lodge No. GOT meets
every Saturday evening In Odd Fell
lows Hall at Wells Tsnnery.
Harrisonville Lodge No. 70l meets
every Saturday evening In Odd Eel.
lows Hall ut Harrisonville.
Waterfall Lodge No. 773 meets ey.
cry Saturday evening in Odd Fellows'
Hall at Waterfall Mills.
Warfordsburg Lodge No. 6O1 meets
In Warfordsburg every Saturday
evening.
King Post G. A. r. No. 1876 meets In
McConnellsburg In Odd Fellows Hall
the first Saturday in every month at
p, m.
Royal Arcanum, ,Tuscarora Council,
No. 12l, meets ON alternate Monday
evenings In p. O. 8. OF A. Hall, la
McConDellsburg.
Washington Camp No. 497, p. o. s.
A., of New Grenada, meets every Sat-
urday evening In p. q. 3. Of A. Fall.
Washington Camp, No. 554, p. O.S
OF A., flustontown, meets every Sstur.
urday evening In r. o. s. OF A. Hall.
John q. Taylor Post g. A. r.. No.
$50, meets every Saturday, on or Just
preceding full moon In Lashley hall.
ut 2 p. NJ, at Buck Valley.
Woman's Relief Corps, No. 20
meets ut same date and place At I pm.
Gen. n. r. McKib'dn Post M. N2,
GA. S.. meets the second and fourth
saturdays 10 zach month ~ P.s.sn
Rldg.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1904-09-21
Tragedy Ayerted.

"just in the nick of time our
little boy was saved" writes Mrs.
w. Watkins of Pleasant City,
OHIO. Pneumonia had played
sad havoc with him and a terrible
cough set in besides. Doctors
treated him, but he grew worse
every day. AT length we tried
DR.. Kings New Discovery for
consumption, and our darling was
saved. He's now sound, and
we'll" Everybody ought toknow,
it's the only sure cure for coughs,
colds and all lung diseases
Guaranteed at Trout's Drug
Store. Price SOC and $l.O0
trial bottles free.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1904-09-21
CLEAR RIDGE.
stfhs
Sec'y.

II. Il. Heeter and wife were the
guests of Mrs. Sarah Fields last
Sunday.
Laura Henry spent the past
week with her uncle, Jacob Wine.
gardner.
DR.. McClain had quite a spill
out last Saturday night while at
the festival here by a general up.
set.
William Henry is having a wen
drilled; and when through there
hey are going to drill well for
Jacob Wlnegardner.
James Deaver of Woodvale, is
spending some time with John
Woodcock.
Mrs. Nettie Miller near Hus.
tontown, was in our town last
Friday.
j. w. Heeter moved on Monday
to live with the family of Amos
Sipes near Fort Littleton.
Miss Mary Miller visited her
cousin, Miss Louie Brown last
Saturday night.
Mrs. Minnie Grove is still con.
fined to the house under the care
of Drs. Hill and Fraker.
N. B. Henry has sold his furni-
ture shop to Luther Grove, who
will take possession in the near
future.
Miss Grace Huston went to
Waterfall to take charge of her
school, and also Miss Maud Fields
to the Winegardner school.
James Henry and wife of Tod
township, were the guests of
Jacob Winegardner's on Sunday.
Grant Baker was in our town
on Monday.
Miss GOldle Fields intends on
gong to Dudley to live with the
family of II. N. Henry.
We people are thinking of our
new telephone line and trust it
will soon be completed so we can
do some talking.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1904-09-21
Institute i'm Union.

A teachers meeting was held in
Union township last Saturday,
with all teachers present. The fol-
lowing questions were discussed:
l. The use and abuse of supplies.
2. School organization. 3. Hy-
gienic and aesthetic conditions of
the schoolroom. 4. The use of
abe textbook. 8. The program
and the course of study. 6. What
and how to teach beginners.
Local institute was organized
and officers elected for the term,
the first to be held at Center Oct.
14th. Questions: 1. Diacritical
marks. How, when, to what ex-
tent taught! 2. School discipline.
3. The ideal teacher. Qualifca-
tions.
MYRTLE SMITH,
Sec'y.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1904-09-21
Jury List.

Names of those drawn to serve
on the grand aud petit Juries for
the October term of court at Nc
Connellsburg, Pa beginning on
Monday, October 3, 1904.
GRAND JURY.
Ayr. John Harr, Leslie McGovern,
Charles Nesbit.
Belfast Aaron NJ. Garland, ID. II.
Mellott, Harry Hess, Philip Ham.
Bethel.-Thomas Bishop, Lemuel
Bernhart.
Brush Creek. e. w. Barton, Simon
Garland.t
Dublin. Calvin Baker, Benjamin
Wilds.
Licking Creek j. w. Hoop, Mar
tin Everts.
Taylor. Z. A. Shaw, M. G. Lam
berson, w. M. Clippipger.
Thompson. Malachi Litton, Elmer
Covalt.
Union.-A. f. Hill, Joseph Barny.
Wells. John W. Gibson, Il. T.. l..
Moseby.
PETIT JURY.
Ayr.-Samuel Mellott, Harry Duffy,
j. H. Johnston, Thomas Shaw, twill
liam III Cooper, John Carbaugh, Peter
Kirk, James Kendall.
Belfast job Truax, j. b. Mellott,
Emanuel Sharpe, Clayton Deshong.
Bethel. Robinson, Joseph
Fisher, Howard Charlton, Howard
Kirk, John Hess, Howard Mellott,
William Stigers.
Brush Creek. oliver Holly.
Dublin.-Irvin Cook, S. S. Cromer,
j. E. Welsh, Jacob Dunkle.
Licking Creek r. p. Schooley, G.
b. Mumma, Bert Ham, j. N. Daniels,
Allison Brant, Howard Hollinshead,
Howard Mellott.
McConnellsburg. Scott Hull, Levi
Dehart.
Taylor. Howard Barnett, Aaron
Knepper, Bart Stevens, Joseph II. Ed
wards, VIM Wagner.
Thompson. Edward Brakeall, AL
bert Gordon, John Eader.
Tod.-W. f. Snyder, Bert Kelso.
Union George Miller, Adam Shank.
Wells.-A. d. Bergstresser, John
Stunkard, VIM. Alloway.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1904-09-21
From liS to " Pounds.

One of the most remarkable
cases of a cold, ep-seated on the
lungs, causing pneumonia, is that
of Mrs. Gertrude f. Fenner,
Marion, Ind, who was entirely
cured by the use of One Minute
Cough Cure. She says: "The
coughing and straining so weak.
ened me that | ran down in weight
from l4S to 90 pounds. | tried a
number of remedies TO no avail
until used One Minute Cough
Cure. Four bottles of this won.
dcrful remedy cured me entirely
of the cough, strengthened my
lungs and restored me 10 my nor,
NAL weight, health and strength. y
Sold at Trout's drug store.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1904-09-21
T He
New Y ork w orld
rHRlCE-A-WEEk EDITION.
Read wherever the English Language
is Spoken.

The Thrice-a Week World long ago
established itself in public favor, and
it is now recognized as the strongest
publication of its kind in the United
States. Advertisers and publishers
seeking clubbing combinations-and
they know best universally testify to
this. 1t is widely circulated in every
State and Territory of the Union, and
even in remote South Africa and on
the gold fields in the deserts of Aus
tralia. These are the things that tell.
This year we have the Presidential
campaign, in which all Americans are
deeyly interested. Already the issues
are being discussed and the two great
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