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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1904-06-28
AT PRIVATE SALE
THE GOODS, CHATTELS, LIVE
STOCK AND EFFECTS
-:OF THE
Star Dairy
IN LOTS TO SUIT PURCHASERS

The property to be sold is chiefly as
follows:
Hawaiian mules (broken to har-
ness); 8 imported dray horses; imported
cart horse; 8 Hawaiian driving horses;
Hawaiian saddle horse; lot of hogs;
$50 milk cows; 60 heifers, about 3 years
old; 20 yearling heifers; 4 bulls; milk
wagon; dray; carts; harnesses; milk
cooler; dairy tools and implements; the
following machinery, all in first class
condition: 12-foot aermotor windmill
with frame complete; 2 10000 gallon
water-tanks; 1000 feet 6-inch piping;
triple 6-inch force pump; 6-inch COM
pound centrifugal pump; Is horsepower
Union gasoline engine; horsepower
Union gasoline engine.
The above property is kept on the
Star Dairy premises at Kahauiki, and
the undersigned will be on hand to eX-
hibit the same to intending purchasers.
The COWS of the Star Dairy are
among the finest milking COWS on the
Island of Oahu, the milk standing the
highest in butter fat.
A. B. DOAK,
$500 Manager.
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The gunboat Wheeling, which has
been at Page Page for a couple of years
as station ship. is expected to arrive
in Honolulu at any time now. This
vessel was built at the Union Iron
Works for service in the Pacific and has
never been out of this ocean. Almost
her first act after going into commits
sion was to go on a wild goose chase
for the De Greaves Island, the spot un-
successfully searched for by the cruiser
Tacoma.
The Wheeling is ia feet long, "a feet
wide, and twelve feet deep, and her
net tonnage is 63714 She is armed
with six four-inch rapid fire guns, four
six-pounders, two one-pounders, one
Colt, and one three-inch rapid fire field
gun. She has eleven officers and 129
men.
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NOTICE.

Notice is hereby given of the folw-
ing appointments which have len
made by me:
JOHN t. MOIR, Chairman of he
South ailo Road Board, vice J.A
Scott, resigned. Commission beang
date of June 9Th, 1904.
GEO. ROSS, Member South Eo
Road Board, vice Henry Deacon, E
signed. Commission bearing datepf
June 9Th, 1904
c. E. WRIGHT, Member South Ho
Road Board, vice L. A. Andrews, :
signed Commission bearing date f
June 81. 1904
MARTIN PORTER, Member of tie
Puma Road Board, vice R. D: Junkit
resigned. Commission bearing date
May 9th, 1904.
K JUDGE S. HOOKANO, Member En-
and Waianae Road Board, vice
Fern, resigned. Commission bearis
date of June 1, 1904.
H. B. WILKINS, to be Superinterf
ent of Lahaina Water Works, comm
sion to take effect on July LIST, 1904.
C. S. HOLLOWAY,
Superintendent of Public Works
Honolulu, Hawaii, June q, 1904.
$500
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PAYMENT OF WATER RATES.

AS provided for in Section 1, Chapter
XVI. of the Session Laws of 1886:
All persons holding water privileges
or those paying water rates, are hereby
notified that the water rates for the
six months ending December 31st, 1904,
win be due and payable at the office
of the Honolulu Water Works, on the
first day of July, 1904
To all such rates remaining unpaid
on July 18th. 1904, or Is days after the
same are due, an additional charge of
10 per cent. will be made and become
due by the person holding the privilege.
All privileges upon which rates re-
main unpaid August 15, 1904 GO days
after becoming delinquent), are subject
to immediate shut off, without further
notice.
Rates are payable at the office of the
Honolulu Water Works in the Capitol
Building, which has been moved up
into the Office of the Chief Clerk, De-
partment of Public Works.
J. H. ROWLAND,
Superintendent of Honolulu Water
Works.
Honolulu, T. H., June 10, 1904.
6S17
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MORE BOOTY CAN
BE HAD AT SHOALS

Interest on the waterfront yesterday
centered around the small schooner
Lavinia which returned from French
F'rigate Shoals on Saturday with
wreckage from the French bark Con-
netable de Richmont. Stevedores were
at work hosting the miscellaneous ar
ticles recovered from the wreck from
the hold of the small vessel to Soren-
sons wharf In the crowd that gath
cred around the vessel there was con-
siderable talk concerning future work
of wrecking at French F'rigate Shoals.
The bark stranded there has steel
hull and this in itself, if broken up
and brought here, would be of con-
siderable value. Waterfronters figure
that hui could take a number Of
japanese Iaborers to the Shoals and
put them to work cutting off the plates
of the stranded vessel. A cargo of
these could be comparatively easily
secured and could be sold again at a
good profit.
One daring feat that Captain Weis-
barth successfully carried out was the
bringing of a large spar from the
wreck to Honolulu. This spar is long
er than the schooner Lavinia yet Weis-
barth fastened it to his masts and
brought it in. Should this have be-
come Ioosened in a storm it could
have done considerable damage to the
schooner.
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NEW COAL
FOR HERE
Montezuma Blacksmith
Coal Sent to
Honolulu.

The Observation-Disclosures steamship
-Arizonan brought 100 tons of black
smith coal from the Montezuma mines
of Washington state. This shipment is
said to be the first brought into the
Hawaiian Islands, and Will be followed
UP by future shipments aggregating
about 1000 tons per annum.
Seattle and Tacoma view this initial
shipment with some degree of content
ment, as it is the opening of a new
export terminus for the coal Wash
ington is trying to place it all over the
country.
All the Northern Pacific Railway
shops are using this coal.
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TREASURY DEPARTMENT, Office
of the Supervising Architect, Wash
ington, D. c., May 10th, 1904.-SEALED
PROPOSALS will be received at the
Office of o. G. Traphagen, Architect,
Honolulu, H. T., until o'clock p. M,
on the 18th day of July, 1904, and then
opened, for the construction of the U.
S. immigration Station at Honolulu, II.
T., in accordance with the drawings
and specifications, copies of which may
be had at the office of o. G. Traphagen,
Honolulu, H. T., or at the office of the
superintendent of Construction, U. S.
Post Office, Court House, etc, San
Francisco, California. JAMES KNOX
Supervising Architect. 6S2S
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NOTICE TO TAXPAYERS.

The taxpayers of this Territory al
hereby notified that returns shown
the amount Of incomes derived durin
the year next preceding the first day
July. 1904, in accordance with the pro
visions of an act entitled IAN Act t
provide a Tax on Income" approve
the Both day of April, 1SJ1, should b
rendered to the Assessor or Deputy AS
SCISSOR Of the district in which the per
son or corporation making the return
resides or does business between tn
first and thirty-f1rst days of July, 1901
For the purpose of receiving such re
turns the Tax Office in the several dis
tricts will be open during the regula
business hours during the month.
Return blanks may be had on appli
cation at the several Tax Offices.
JAMES L. HOLT.
Assessor of Oahu.
w. T. ROBINSON,
Assessor of Maui.
n. c. WILLFONG,
Assessor of Hawaii.
J. K. FARLEY,
Assessor of Kauai.
Approved:
A J. CAMPBELL,
Treasurer.
Honolulu, June p, 1904 $3.50
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SHERIFF'S SALE NOTICE.

Under and by virtue of a certain
Alias Execution issued by Lyle A
Dickey, District Magistrate of Homo.
lulu, Island of Oahu, Territory of Ha.
wall, on the 18th day of May, 1904, in
the matter of Jas. W. Pratt, Collector
of Taxes First Division, VS.. c. B. Male
I have, in said Honolulu, on this 9th
day of May, A. D. 1904, levied upon, and
shall offer for sale and sell at public
auction, to the highest bidder, at the
Police Station, KaIakaua Hale, in said
Honolulu, at II o'clock noon, of Tues
day, the 2Sth day of June, a. D. 1904,
said C. B. Male in and to all the fol-
lowing described real property, unless
the sum of Five Hundred and Forty
two and 11-100 Dollars, that being the
amount for which said Alias Execution
issued, together with interest, costs
and my fee and expenses are previously
paid:
First. All those premises on makai
side of Pauahi street, Honolulu. con-
tanning an area of 2241 square feet, be-
Ing portion of Royal Patent 226. Land
Commission Award 7SS, and conveyed
to c. B. Male by w. c. Achi as of rec
prd in the Registry Office in said Ho-
Elolulu in Liber 167. page 1913.
4 Second. All those premises on Ala
kea street, Honolulu, between Merchant
Ind King streets, about 43x52 feet, con-
Feyed to Male by Kahuhu and Kape-
pehf by deed dated June 1st, 1879, as of
record in said office in Liber 50, page
al. Said premises being under lease
% Chang See for Is years from Novem-
Der LIST, 1895, at $2O4 per year.
Third. All those premises at Hawai- !
Ri and KeoneuIa, Honolulu, described
n Royal Patent 1850. conveyed to c. |
;. Male by deed of L. Kamakaponi- /
,oni and husband, as of record in said /
'fice in Liber III, page 4S9, and con-
aiming 2-100 acres.
Dated at said Honolulu, this 9th day |
# May, A D. 1894.
A. Nj. BROWN,
High Sheriff, Territory of Hawaii.
6SO3-May %, June 8, IS, %.
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TAX ASSESSORS OFFICE.

To the Taxpayers of the First Divi-
sion, Island Of Oahu:
The Tax Assessors Books for the
year 1904. for the several Taxation Dis
tricts, will be open for inspection by
persons liable for taxation, between the
1st and 18th days of July Sundays ex-
cepted), from o'clock in the forenoon
until o'clock in the afternoon, az fol-
lows:
DISTRICT OF HONOLULU
At the Assessors Office, judiciary
Building, Honolulu.
DISTRICT OF EVA AND WAIANAE
At the Oahu Railroad & Land Co.'S
oepot' Pearl City, Eva. between the
ist and 18th days of July, and at the
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Must Pay Duty.

Captain Weisbarth will be obliged to
pay duty on the articles of machinery
and ship gear which he salved from
the wrecked French bark Connetable
de Richmont. This matter is covered
by the Treasury regulations. It is
said that had the stuff been from
vessel wrecked longer ago than a
period of two years the goods could pc
brought in free of duty.
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Now a School Ship.

The steamer Pennsylvania, sister
ship to the lost steamer Conemaugh,
is being extensively advertised in the
East as a school ship. She is to take
$50 boys, ranging in age from II to II
years, on cruise which is to occupy
over a years time. Her last work as
a merchant steamer was to take a
cargo of sugar from Honolulu to New
York
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1904-06-28
COPTIC is DUE
THIS AFTERNOON

The o. and o. liner Coptic is due
from San Francisco this afternoon.
Among those expected to arrive by the
Coptic is the Rev w. B. Craig. of Dem
yer, who is to spend his vacation in
the islands and at the same time oc-
cupy the pulpit at the Christian church
in AIakea street
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Had a Load of F,rewood

The small schooner AIokihana arrfv-
ed Sunday night from Kailua with a
load of frewood. The vessel carried
about fifteen cords. She is owned by
japanese, commanded by a native, has
a crew of four men, and is regularly
engaged in this trade.
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~ AUTHORITY.
EXECUTIVE NOTICE.

Notice is hereby given that Moray,
July 18th, being a legal holiday, all iub-
lie offices viii be closed on that ay.
A. L. C. ATKINSON
Acting Govern.
Capitol, Honolulu, June 9th, 1s4.
$3.50
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Shipping Notes.

The schooner Rosamond is expected
to sail on Wednesday morning for san
Francisco.
The schooner Edward r. West sailed
for Port Townsend at eleven o'clock
yesterday morning.
The steamer Arizonan will probably
receive her sugar cargo and sail for
KahuIui by the end of the week.
The steamers Kinau, Claudine and
Likelilze win each sail one day late at
their regular hours on Fourth of July
week.
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Brewer and Fort Street Wharves

The schooner Irene is discharging
AGO piles which will be used in the
construction Of the new Brewer and
Fort street wharves.
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$500
NOTICE.
HONOLULU RAPID TRANSIT &
LAND CO.
A. B. DOAK,
Manager.

Notice is hereby given that the stock
books of the Honolulu Rapid Transit
& Land Company will be closed to
transfers from the 2Sth to the Goth days
of June, 1904 both days inclusive.
By order of the Board of Directors.
GEO. P. THIELEN,
Secretary.
Honolulu, June 9th, 1904 $3.50
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Not the least of the many accom-.
plishments of Secretary Cortelyou, who
is to be the national chairman. is his
proficiency as a pianist. with the most
delicate touch.-The Pfttsburg Dis
patch
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.. va N @ "E< 9

Contractor for Stone and Cement Work
Prices: No. ?, cubic yard, s1.7o; No.
s. cubic yard. $3.50; No. 4, 1 cubic yard,
sos. Delivered to any part of the city.
Emma Hall, corner Beretania and Nuu-
anu. Phone Blue 1211.
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REMOVAL NOTICE.

A. r. Rowatt, D. V. S., has changed
his residence to TIT King street.
Telephone Blue 3101. 6S0s
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Hawaiian Glee Club

Hawaii's Leading Singing Orchestra.
Charles Hopkins, Jr., Manager. Head
quarters: Hawaiian News Co. Tel.
Main 3S4 and Main 294. After p. m,
Tel. Black PSI.
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Court House, Waianae, between the list
and 9Th days of July.
DISTRICT OF WAIALUA.
At the Post Office, waiaIua.
DISTRICT OF KOOLAULOA.
At the Court House, Hauula.
DISTRICT OF KOOLAUPOKO.
At the Office of the Deputy Assessor,
Kaneohe.
JAMES L. HOLT,
Assessor First Division
Honolulu. June 27. 1904 6S29
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PACIFIC LODGE NO. 822,
F. & A. NJ.
A

THERE WILL BE A SPECIAL
meeting Of Pacific Lodge No. S22, r.
& A. NJ, at Masonic Temple, THIS
TUESDAY, June %, 1904, at 7:3O D. m
WORK IN THIRD DEGREE.
Members of Hawaiian Lodge, Lodge
Ie Progress, and all sojourning brethren
are fraternally invited to attend.
BY order of the r. W. NJ
E. P. CHAPLIN,
Secretary
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Honolulu, June 9th, 1904.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-02-04
RAIL AND TIE.

A Prussian railway train In the Eifel
region the other day ran over a wild boar
Weighing over 200 pounds. The engine
was not damaged.
One million persons In the United
States own railway stock or bonds; so
per cent. OF the holdings in American
railroads is now held In the United
States.
The new Vesuvius electric railway Is
working to the fullest satisfaction Of
the builders. Since It's opening for pas
senger traffic in September last over
$500 tourists have used the new line.
Seventy per cent of English railway
employees get less than six dollars week
of Sc hours, and 40 per cent get less than
five dollars week. Day laborers on
American railways are paid almost dou-
Bile these wages.
During 1908 nine railroads, represent
ing 229 miles of track, and 1888 900
were placed in the hands of receivers. In
2S years 652 railroads, representing 1i4,-
S55 miles Of single roadbed and S6,415,-
055, 010 have gone through the courts in
a similar way.
American railway locomotives to the
number of 81 were purchased by the New
Zealand government two years ago, and
are now in operation throughout the
colony, and are giving general satisfac-
tion. American passenger coaches are
also pretty generally used, while freight
vans, road wagons, etc, of American
manufacture are also in use.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-02-04
IN SOUTH AFRICA.

South Africa is at present importing
immense quantities of cement 1t comes
chiefly from England, Germany and Bel
GUM,
The erection of galvanized iron houses
in Bloemfontein, the capital of the
Orange River colony, has been pro-
hibited.
Despite the hard times now expe-
rienced in johannesburg, it is estimat.
ed that about C 500 nightly is spent there
in amusements.
The South African cycle trade is al
most entirely in the hands of the British.
American bicycles are imported in but
small quantities.
The area under control by the city
council at johannesburg, Transvaal, is
rs miles and the valuation over $3.50 900. =
600, against s62 900, 900 for Cape Town.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-02-04
Best I'm the World.

Esthervile, Ia, Feb, lst.-Mr. George
j. Barber, of this place, says;-. ,
'Dodds kidney Pills are the best
medicine in the world. There is moth
ing as good. ] had been sick for over
10 years with Kidney Disease, which
finally turned into Bright's Disease. |
was treated by Doctors in Chicago, but
they didn't do me any good. The best
Doctor in Baskerville treated me for five
years with no better success, heard of
Dodd's Kidney Pills, and made up my
mind to give them trial.
II am very thankful to be able to say
that they cured me completely, and |
think they are the best medicine in the
world"
The honest, earnest, straightforward
experiences of real living men and
women are the only material used in
advertising Dodd's Kidney Pills. One
such testimony is worth more than a
thousand unsupported claims. The peo-
pie who have used Dodd's Kidney Pills
are those whose evidence is worth con-
sideraton, and surely nothing can be
more convincing than statement like
Mr.. BARRIERS. There are thousands Of
others lust as strong.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-02-04
FRAUDS IN A BALE OF HAY.
Frauds In Watch Cases.

According to an article in the Cincin.
matt Commercial, ffty-one pound stone
was recently found in that city secreted
in bale of hay of eighty pounds.
This is not as bad as finding a lump of
lead of nearly one-half the weight of the
solid gold watch case secreted in the CEN
ter Of. the case.
Gold watch cases are sold by weight,
and no one can see where this lead is
secreted until the springs of the case are
taken out and the lead will be found Sc
GREETED behind them.
These cases are made by companies who
profess to be honest but furnish the
means to the dishonest to rob the pub
lie. 1t is not pleasant for anyone to find
that he has lugged lump of lead in his
watch case.
Another trick the makers of spurious
solid gold watch cases is to stamp the
case ~. S. Assay" The United States
does not stamp any article made out of
gold and silver except coin, and the fakir,
by using tins stamp, wants to make the
public believe that the government had
something to do with the stamping or
guaranteeing the fineness of watch cases.
Another trick of the watch fakir is to
advertise a watch described as a solid
gold filled watch with twenty or twenty
five-year guarantee. These watches are
generally sent c. o. d., and if the pur-
chaser has paid for the watch he finds
that the Company which guaranteed the
watch to wear is not in existence.
The Dueber Hampden Watch Company
Of Canton, Ohio, who are constantly ex
posing these frauds, will furnish the
names of the manufacturers who are IN
this questionable business.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-02-04
Catarrh May Permeate the Whole
System.

Mrs. Mary L. Sampson, West Derry,
Rockingham county, N. H., writes:-
Il had terrible headaches, both ears
run and was nervous all the time, also
had trouble each month; was deaf in
one ear for thirty years ] took six
bottles of Peruna and one of Manalin
and am happy to say that it is the best
medicine that ever used, am not SO
nervous, my appetite is good, every
thing / eat agrees with me, and ! am
feeling better in every way. | think
Peruna is Godsend to women and
blessing to suffering humanity
Mary T.. Sampson.
II you do not derive prompt and sat
isfactory results from the usc of Peruna
write at once to Dr. Hartman, giving u
full statement of your case, and he will
be pleased to give you his valuable
advice gratis.
Address DR.. Hartman, President OF
The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus,
Ohio.
VERY DRUGGIST HAS THEM.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-02-04
w..hinston,p. c.. 600 IL street, N. w.

Washington, ID. c.. 600 III street, N. w.
Dear Dir, Hurtmun,-"I used To think
that the doctors knew all about our
aches and pains and were the proper
ones TO consult when sick, hut since
1 have been sick myself certainly
had good reason to change my mind.
During the winter L caught heavy
cold. which developed into catarrh Of
the bronchial tubes aud an infnncd
condition of the respiratory organs.
The doctors were afraid that pneu-
moniu would set in and prescribed
pills, powders and packs until sick
encd of the whole thing, as did not
improve. One of the ladies in the home
had n bottle of PcrunR and she ad-
vised me 10 try that. shortly after
began using it I felt that had found
the right medicine. fused two bottles
and they restored me easily and pleas
antly TO perfect health. while my
ASK YOUR DRUGGIST FOR A
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-02-04
CATCHING COLD
Is the Beginning Of Most Winter
Acknowledgement Protects
Against and Cures Colds.

There is no fact of medical science
better established than that teaspoon
full of Pcruna before each meal during
the winter season will absolutely pro-
tcct person from catching cold. Now,
if this is true (and there is no doubt of
it), thousands of lives would be saved,
and tens of thousands of cases of
chronic cataTh prevented, by this
simple precoution within reach OF
every one.
After cold has been contracted a
teaspoonful of Peruna every hour will
shortly cure it, leaving no trace of II
behind. After chronic cntarrh has be,
come established, or the first stages OF
chronic bronchitis or consumption have
been reached, it will take much longer
to feet cure.
1t seems strange that as well known
and well established as these facts are
FREE PE. MA ALMANAC.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-02-04
In the Smoking Car.

rs this seat occupied?" asked the
timid little man in a railway car.
No said the big man. 1T is nei-
Their occupied nor engaged"
WHY" cried the little man, tits my
old friend Jack! How are your"
Come off," retorted the big man.
Think again"
Il beg your pardon said the little
man, Il mistook you for a gentleman "
Newark News
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-02-04

Little Emily Kingsbury, aged four,
who attends the kindergarten and calls
it the kidney garden" was being ex-
amined as to the senses,
What are your ears for, Emily?"
ITO hear WITH was the answer
And what are your eyes for?"
ITO see with"
And what is your nose for?"
ITO blow" was the innocent answer.
--Lippineott's.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1904-02-04
MZk5nILEl=S:4k<
NJ ~. - y. ~ A Shkssa ~
An ultra Modern CHA.

Margaret's mother numbers among
her friends several school teachers. and
although she is not yet five, Margaret
has observed some things.
Not long ago family of kittens
made an entree into Margaret's home
and she was most anxious to keep them
all. Her mother objected on the ground
that they were all girl pussies and
would eventually grow up into mother
cats.
mo, they won't, mother" said Mar
garet, very earnestly. won't let them
be mothers, I'll train them TO be teach
ers. brooklyn Life.