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Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-05-12

Mrs. Wackum - How did tina,
naughty boy of yours hurt himself
Mrs. Snapper-That good little boy OF
yours hit him on the head with q
brick.--Tit- Bits.
80 you think your country will be
lostT II haven't quite made up my
mind" answered the King OF Corea
whether 1t is going to be lost. stray
ed, or stolen. "-WashingtOn Star.
Ma-Oh, how cruel. In India they
whip children with young palm-trees
Willie-Huh! Don't you spank me
with your palm? And it amt such a
young palm. either.-Boston Post.
Marriage remarked the moralizer
SIS a lottery" YES" rejoined the de-
moralizer. but It's one Of the games
Of chance that clergymen do not try to
discourage. "-Cincinnat Enquirer.
Passenger Why don't you pro-
nOunce the names Of the stations SC
that we can understand them? Brake
man-What do you expect for thirty
dollars a month-a college professor?
He-Yes. l remembered you at once
as the girl l was engaged to in the
mountains some seasons ago. "What
remarkable memory for faces you
have. haven't YOU" "NO--for rings
II wonder if he's really of any use
In the world" remarked the girl in
blue. "Oh, yes" replied the practical
girl in gray; "he can be used to make
other men jealous. Chicago Evening
Post
Are you at all familiar with Plato?"
asked Mrs. Oldcastle. NO, that's one
thing Josiah always hlames me for.
He says l never make real close
friends with anybody. "-Philadephia
Ledger.
Kate-Charley and Bessie are very
fond of each other Bertha-Rather
soy they are both very fond of Char
ley. 1t is a case of two souls with but
single thought, you know.--Bosron
Transcript
Mamma-Why did you take little
brothers candy and eat it up? Why
didn't you ask him if you could have
it? Little Alice-Why. | did, mamma,
and he said | couldn't. '-Cincinnati
COmmercalTribun
He-l suppose you hoid that a man
should never deceive his wife, She
Oh, no, l wouldn't 90 as far as that
How would 1t be possible for the aver.
age man to get wife if he didn't de-
ceive her?-BostOn Transcript
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-05-12
Might Have Rcen Worse,

Bourke Cochran WAS condcmning a
certain popular novel
'This novel" he said. lis as poor
and barren rs Elmo County land"
SIS Elmo County land very poor and
barren?" asked one of Mr.. Cockran's
interlOcutorS.
rs it," he said. We'll. | should say
it Is. Once two strangers rode on
horseback through Elmo County, and
the barrenness of the land amazed
them. Nothing but weeds and rocks
everywhere. AS they passed Il farm
house they saw an old man sitting in
the garden. and they said:
Poor chap. Poor. poverty stricken
old fellow!
'"rhe old man overheard them, and
called out in a shrill voice:
"'Gents. | hain't so poor an power
ty-stricken rs We think. don't own
none O this land
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-05-12

Gouverneur Morris has finished a
new novel to which he has given the
quaint title of "A Pagans Progress"
Mary Chalmondeley Is completing
the manuscript of Il new novel, the
first to appear from her pen since the
publication of Red Pottage."
Miss Myrtle Reed. author Of "Laven-
der and Old Lace" and other books,
mas in readiness for the press new
story to be called The Masters Vic.
lin."
A new book about Tuskegee and its
work, the joint production of officers
and former students. is announced.
Booker T. Washington contributes tine
Introduction.
The Price of Youth" is the title OF
the new novel by Miss Margery Will
Jams, which the Macmillan Company
have issued. 1t is picture of life in
New Jersey village.
The Delverance." by Ellen Glas.
gov, and Henry Harland's My Friend
Prospers," are the two new year
books that have so far been most
prominently before the public.
DR.. Walter +. McCaleb. author of
'The Aaron Burr Conspiracy" is edit
ing for Dodd, Mead X Co.. the
Memoirs of Senator John H. Rea-
gam" the only surviving member Of
tho COufp1nrota an hiupt
A book the chief charm of which is
to be its absolute simplicity and yet be
filed with thrilling incident and Nio-
lent action is the way in which the
publishers announce Charles Hem
streets novel, Flower of the Fort
Since the publication of the "Woman
Who Tolls" Mrs. John Van Worst has
had an enviable position in Paris. She
was taken up by the academy set, is
contributor to the Revue dos Deux
| Mondes and has had her book publish
ed In French and German.
"Helen Grants Schooldays," Miss
Amanda NJ. Douglas holiday story OF
last year, will be followed next au
tumn by Helen Grants Friends" in
which Helen lays aside her school am
billions and devotes herself to aiding
her father in his archaeological work
The most interesting collection OF
Thackeray relics ever brought together
is In the possession Of well-knOwr
London dealer 1t consists of the al
buns of the authors longtime friends
Mrs. Brookfield and Mrs. Perry These
albums are filed with letters. one long
original poem and several characters
, tic sketches.
| Dodd, Mead & Co.. New York, an
nounce that they have ready for pub
LEGATION 1000 facsimile copies Of tine
first edition Of the Declaration of indie
pendence. The original edition was
printed as broadside. July 5, 1776. by
John Dunlap. Of Philadelphia. the otti
cial printer to the Continental Con
gress
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-05-12
\ Sure Protection.

Barton, N. OAK, May 9.-Many
cases arebeing published of how dis
eases have been cured and lives saved
by Dodd's Kidney Pills, but there is IA
family in this place who use this rem
edy as ii protection against the coming
on of disease and with excellent re-
suits.
Mr.. W. A. Moffet says: eve have
no very serious illness or complaint
for we always use Dodd's Kidney Pills
the very moment we feel the least
symptom of sickness and they soon put
us right. If we have a touch of lame
back or think the Kindeys are not
right, we take few Dodd's Kidney
Pills and the symptoms are soon all
gone.
my brother had Diabetes and the
doctor told him he could not live until
spring. l got some Dodd's Kidney
Pills for him and although that was
several years ago, he has lived throug
hall the winters and springs since and
is still living. Dodd's Kidney Pills
are wonderful medicine
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-05-12

ity OF the people think that catarrh lie
a disease confined to the head alone.
This is not true. Catarrh is liable
to attack any organ OF the body;
throat, bronchial tubes, lungs, stom-
ach, kidneys and especially the pelvic
organs.
Many woman has made this dis.
coveiy after long siege OF useless treat
ment. She has made the discovery
that her disease is catarrh, and that
Peruna can be relied upon to cure ca
tarrh wherever located.
If you do not derive prompt and sat
isfactory results from the use of Peru.
ma, write at once TO DR.. Hartman, CIV
ing a full statement OF your caase, and
he will be pleased to give you his val
nable advice gratis.
Address DR.. Hartman, President OF
The Hartman Sanitariun, Columbus,
Ohio
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-05-12
500 Reward, 500.

The readers of this paper will be pleased to
learn that there is ut least one dreaded disease
that science has been able to cure in all it,
stages, and that is Catarrh. Halls Catarrh
cure is the only positive cure known to the
IN edical fraternity. Catarrh being a constitu.
tional disease, requires a constitutional treat
ment. Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally
acting directly upon the blood and mucou,
surfaces of the system, thereby destroying the
foundation OF the disease, and giving the pa
tent strength by building up the constitution
and assisting nature in doing its work. The
proprietors have SO much faith in its curative
powers that they offer one Hundred Dollars
for any case that it fails to cure. Send for list
of testimonials.
Address. F. ]. CHENEY X CO., Toledo, o
Sold by druggists, 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-05-12

Radium is the name of black Shet.
land pony which, though three years
old, is only twenty-nine inches high.
Bred at Seaham HarbOr, says the Tat,
Ter. London, he is grandson of the
champion pony Odin. and through his
mother, is descended from Prince Of
Thule, Laird of Moss and other cele.
brated Londonderry ponies. Radum
Is by Stormontfield and Marjorie. He
Is owned by Lady Estella and Lady
DOrothea Hope uhe latter is holding
the halter), the sisters of the Marquis
Of Linlithgow
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-05-12


man may be perfectly square and
move in the best circles. -Philad elphia
Record.
He-lf tried to kiss you would
you call for -She-Would YOU
need it?-Smart Set
Mrs. Buye--Have you any low even
ing gowns! Saleslady-Low cut OF
low price, madam Boston Post.
The Debutante---I think she's Just a.
pretty as she can be. The WallfiOwel
Most girls are.-Detroit Free Press.
Between the acts: Governess-Well
Marjorie, have you done crying? Mar.
jorie--No, haven't. I'm only resting
Punch.
Didn't you feel like killing the
waiter when he stood You up for a
tip" Yes. felt like giving him
no quarter. "-Cornel Widow.
80 Jagsby has absconded. Another
good man gone wrong" Nonsense
It's merely bad man who has been
found out. "-Philadephia Ledger.
Mrs. Wackum How did that
naughty boy of yours hurt himself
Mrs. Snapper-That good little boy of
yours hit him on the head with a
brick. Bits.
so you think your country will be
lost?" Il haven't quite made up my
mind" answered the King of Corea,
whether 1t is going to he lost, stray
ed, or stolen. Washington Star
Ma-Oh. how cruel, In India they
whip children with young palm-trees.
Willie-Huh! Don't you spank me
with your palm? And it amt such a
young palm, either.-Boston Post.
Marriage remarked the moralizer,
"is lottery" YES" rejoined the de-
mOralizer, but it's one of the games
of chance that clergymen do not try to
discourag &c" -Cincinnat Enquirer.
Passenger - Why don't you pro-
nounce the names of the stations so
that we can understand them? Brake
man-What do you expect for thirty
dollars a month"; college professor?
He-Yes, l remembered you at once
as the girl l was engaged to in the
mountains some seasons ago. What
a remarkable memory for faces you
have, haven't you" "NO-for rings"
II wonder if he's really of any use
In the world" remarked the girl in
blue. "Oh. yes" replied the practical
girl in gray; 'he can be used to make
other men jealous. Chicago Evening
Post.
Are you at all familiar with Plato"
asked Mrs. Oldcastle. NO. that's one
thing Josiah always blames me for.
He says l never make real close
friends with anybody Philadelphia
Ledger.
Kate-Charley and Bessie are very
fond of each other. Bertha-Rathe.
soy they are both very fond of Char
ley. 1t is case of two souls with but
single thought. you know-Boston
Transcript.
Mamma-Why did you take little
brothers candy and eat it up? Why
didn't you ask him if you could have
1t? Little Alice-Why. did. mamma.
and he said l couldn't. Cincinnati
COmmercial-Tri
He-I suppose you hoiL that a man
should never deceive his wife? She
oh. no. l wouldn't go as far as that
How would it be possible for the aver
age man to get a wife if he didn't de-
ceiye her?-ROStOn Transcript
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-05-12
Hoods Jarsdpdrilia
and Pills

Make the blood pure, vigorous and
rich, create appetite, give vitality,
strength and animation, and cure
all eruptions. Have the whole family
begin to take them today.
"Hood's Sarsaparilla has been used in
our family for some time, and always with
good results. Last spring was all run
down and got bottle Of it, and Is usual
received great benefit" Miss BxuLAn
BoYcE. stowe, W.
Moods Sarsaparilla promises 20
sure and keeps the promlaa~
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-05-12
Female Trouble
Not Recognized
as Catarrh.

are lined by mucous membranes. Any
mucous membrane is subject to catarrh
Catarrh of one organ is exactly the
same as catarrh OF any other organ.
What will cure catarrh of the head
will also cure catarrh of the pelvic or
gans. Peruna cures these cases simply
because it cures the catarrh.
Most of the women afflicted with
pelvic diseases have no idea that their
trouble is due to catarrh. The maj or-
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-05-12

The Debutante-I think she's lust n
pretty as she can be. The Wallfowef
Most girls are.--DctrOit Free Press.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-05-12

Between the acts: GOverness-Well,
Marjorie. have you done crying? Mar.
1orie-No. l haven't. I'm only resting!
Punch.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-05-12

Piso's Cure is a good cough medicine
II has cured coughs and colds for forty
years. At druggists, Is cents.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-05-12

Mothers will find Mrs. Winslows's Soothin,
Syrup the best remedy to use for their children
during the teething period.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-05-12

Mrs. Buye-Have you any low even
ing gowns? Saleslady-Low cut OF
low price madam Boston Post.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-05-12

$50 Jagsby has absconded. Another
good man gone wrong" Nonsense.
It's merely bad man who has been
found out. "-Philade lphia Ledger.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-05-12

Oregon Blood Purifier is
righ fly named, because it purifies the
blood and tones up the body.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-05-12
Spring Medicine

There 10 no other season when good
medicine II 20 much needed - in the
Spring.
The blood 10 impure, weak and
impoverished-a condition indicated
by pimples and other eruptions on the
face and body, by deficient vitality,
loss Of appetite, lack Of strength, and
want Of animation.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-05-12

el1c Permanently Cured. No fits nervousness
TITO after first days use OF DR. Kline treat Nerve
Restorer send Cor Free 2 trial bot and treatise
Dr X. Ii. Kline Ltd 93l Arch ST., PHILADELPHIA Pa
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-05-12

He-lf tried to kiss you would
you call for help?-She-Would you
ueed it?-Smart Set.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-05-12

A man may be perfectly square and
move in the best circles. philadelphia
Record
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-05-12

Didn't you feel like killing the
waiter when he stood you up for a
tip| Eyes. l felt like giving him
no quarter. "--Cornall Widow
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-05-12
Most of the Ailme nts Peculiar to the
Female Sex are Due to Catarrh Of
the Pelvic Organs.

Rachael } Kendall, NJ. D., 1874 Nfr-
ginia ST., Buffalo, n. T., is graduate
of the University of Buffalo, class 1894,
and has been in the practice OF medi-
cine in that city since then. She
writes as follows:
"My conviction, supported by ex-
perience, is that Peruna is valuable
preparation for all catarrhal affections.
| have taken one bottle OF Peruna my
self and just feel fine. shall continue
to take it," - Rachael j. Kendall,
NJ. ID.
Peruna has cured thousands of cases
OF female weakness. As a rule, how
ever, before Peruna is resorted to sew
eral other remedies have been tried in
vain. A great many of the patients
have taken local treatment, submitted
themselves to surgical operations, and
taken all sorts of doctors stuff, without
any result.
The reason of so many failures is the
fact that diseases peculiar to the female
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-05-12

sex are not common
iy recognized as be-
ing caused by ca
tarrh. These organs
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-05-12
Chronic Sores
Eating Ulcers Sps s'' ;ss sy s'''s

Nothing much trouble old ulcer par
tcuary upon the lower where the
10 weak and SLUGGISH gangenou eating ulcer the leg
frgu sight the burrows deeper and deeper into the
spread almost the
flesh melting feel the strength going out with the sick
cnng discharges running and deep offensive ulcers often
swollen gland bruise pimpe, and
threatening because while all such not cam
cerons GREAT many are should make suspicious of all
chronic slow.heang and particularly runs in
the greatest
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-05-12

To Break IN Now Shoes.
Always shake in Aliens Foot Ease. a ppwder.
1t cures chilblains, damp, sweating aching.
swollen feet Cures Corns and Bunions. AZ
all druggists and shoe stores DC Don't accent
any substitute Sample III allied FREE. Address
Allen s. Olmstead, Leroy, n v
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-05-12

ance because they are so
persistent and unsightly
and detract SO much from
ones personal appearance.
Middle aged and old peo-
ole and those whose blood
is contaminated and faint
ed with the germs and poi
son Of malaria or some pre-
vious sickness, are the chief
sufferers from chronic sores
and ulcers. While the
blood remains in an unhe;
continue to grow and spres
is the outward sign of some
the blood and system, whi'
rifier and tonic is what "
quicken the circulation a
is lust such remedy. |
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-05-12
Wheeling, W. Va, May 20, 1908.

Wheeling, ". Va, May %, 1903.
Some years ago while at work, fell over a truck
and severely injured both Of my shins. Ny blood
became poisoned q result, and the doctor told
me would have running sores for life, and that
IL they closed up the result would be fatal. On.
der this discouraging report left Oh their treat.
mont and resorted to the Of 8. 8. g. Its effects
were prompt and gratifying. 1t took only short
while for tho medicine to cure up the sores. and
am not dead as the doctor lntimated would be-,
neither have the sores over broken out again, and
some 12 years have elapsed since what have dc.
''''''o o''1'''" JOHN ". FUNDS,
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-02-18

some papers deny that George Blackburn is the
1spoTteT TpTa t I fena but it is easily that it they
Would be @ very w's tts ABOUT anc Smiling George there
Inc 1raphic still insists that Blackburn s t,,e
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-02-18
NOT ABOVE PUBLIC CRITICISM

There is some approval of Senator Hoar' prop
osi1ion that the courts should publish only the decs
ion reached bv their oritv and not add dissent
ing opinions Which only serve to weaken the court
and undermine the opinion OF the ma iority.' This
is plainly unenabe ground Such a course would
merely be weak attempt to deceive the public \
court is not sacred institution that citizens gen
crallv have not right know how all the members
voted and what their reasons were. They have asC
the right to exercise their ud glnent as whet
nr Judges are rendering DECISIONS for reasons of purt
Justice or through prejudiee.-C Cineinnati Inquirer
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-02-18
BIG CHIEFS.

Political writer's when other topics are scarce.
discuss the growing o the senate in national legsla
tun. y Washington correspondent has recently
called attention to AN illustration OF the influence OF
the senate in the selection of the candidate or the
presidency TWentv-one OF total ot ffty-one Re
publican senator's sat as delegates in the national
cu1lN ention OF their party i'll 1000 \ senator was
chairman OF the national committee. senator was
temporary chairman OF the convention and another
senator was permanent chairman. and seven sena'
tors were members of the committee on resolutions
Whatever NAV have been the case in the early vars
of the republic the senators certainly pretty nl
enal men nowadays hs Companion.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-02-18

porters friend, and especially those reporters who
are inclined to deny it, though roast him for halt
column or more almost every day in the week But
there are some ball reporters, just like people in
other avocations-don't know good thing when
they see ii.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-02-18
LOIE IS EOE 70 LABOR UNIONS.

}
The latest loc to labor organization is Cupid
The nycterae matchmaker i, said TO be changing
the Retail Clerks Unions OF the country into Vcr1ta
bic matrimonial bureaus. The voting men and
Young women who are members of the unions Use
the meetings oi the organization for courtng pur-
poses and plan little domestic unions OF their own
Soon they begin to Join strictly private organiza-
tions with membership limited to two.
This new OF the labor unions is one that
eommends itself more to the lonely damse behind
the counter the pensive tloorWalker yearnng IN
single hopcessness than the workers who plan to
make the union power for raising wages and bet
terng conditions tor the toiler generally. Speak
ing II this matter Miss Emma Lampherc Of Chi
ca9o, national organizer for the retail clerks says
at is d little bit provoking to get 4 local we'll
organized with bright, intelligent young men and
women officers, and then to have the lady sec
retarv, perhaps, bIushingly resign because She is
going to get married. Of course the attractive and
efficient young man treasurer hands in his resgna-
ton Tor the same reason and with much embarrass-
ment the two alteringlv admit that they are to
ry each other. Md this doesn't happen once in
While but it is always happening It
is llmost impossible to keep the offices OF
clerks unions for this very reason. OF course
i'll union composed OF young people Of both sexes
it is difficult to escape the purely social element,
and 1t IS to be encouraged to certain extent but
when half dozen girls get to looking with dreamy
eyes at a handsome chairman, when not glaring at
each other with jealousy in their hearts, there is
poor prospect of any real practical business being
doneat least from the standpoint Of organized Ia
hOr.
Miss l.a1phere complains that of the most
de%eneratine influences among the working girls
is the presence of the girl who works only to
money spend on finerv This girl is needless She
will work for little nothing and can afford to
for, a rule she lives at home. She fills the real
working girls head with false ideas that breed
dissatisfaction and she is largely responsible for
the small wages r:id to clerks. The organization
which Miss lanp'2ere represents has a national
membership Of So.eoo and is affiliated with the
american Federation OF Labor She is one OF the
workers who believe that girls should be kept out
Of the shops. She says:
MY experience as a clerk and an organizer
in all parts OF the United States for number of
years past has convinced me that if the girls were
kept out of the shops the men would earn enough
to afford to marry and would do so. So, instead of
having host of boodless men and unhappy girls
working for small Salaries would have self
respecting men clerks with little homes and happy
wives looking after them
1t has been several days since Governor Davis
made a piteous appeal to the "old guard He
realizes NOW that there is no "old guard to whom
he may appeal.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-02-18
SUCH \ SUDDEN CHANGE.

When the .\tchison Globe man wants 10 say any
hing he says it His latest remark is that it must be
queer experience to freeze to death and then 90 to
ell afterwards.-Boston Globe
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-02-18
Dt mt Make Any Error

If you have bad teeth and wish to get
the best value for your money it will
pay you to come to US. i: you care
nothing about quality and are looking
for nothing but eheapness you may be
suited better elsewhere.
We believe it will pay you best in the
long run to have the best work at
reasonable price.
We are confident that we can please
you. Guaranteed work.
NITALIZED AIR
Teeth extracted absolutely without
pain or Systemic effect. Recommend
ed by the leading physicians of the
city.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-02-18

Judge Ieptha Evans has time to make two G
three more fops before the March primaries.