The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1904-07-28
THISTLES

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really gauls iafa cot htfpre9f tvilirsA
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ercsh TT year tuec,s Ia tuanos. She
right Nlh,ar etui. have mti her tIpes
sa on tm2ll Iaeome.
--oi sftf, eig,hts doa't make the ma
ocialalg rot. A. The tEme ilne, II fot
have hfw fuii you'd better pu. !, on sb,f
Vgn 81 e@t 70 hhk W fNal}.
Poor Bsli tof He oou'dpt msse q
llyirg sd married womAh with money,
Bot isab b. all right n3sf Hardly. shs
go elese With Il bat be has 10 work hard.
~ ihGa eve.
-Teaebsf-- Who Was The bes. friend Ire.
lard ever hkGf ifith Scholar--Oi doh't
jas, pow rmtmber, but be discovered
Ameriby.
Our MINISTER seems TO be such an al.
u1lsi, said Mrs. oldeasile. /, hef replied
the bos'o.. ! thought BY the sound Of bis
voice that he wAsa baa
Farmer Tnfox-i see that Senator
sHiitils says he'd ruther be right than be
pfssidoBt Farmer Hoptosd--Ap' spouse
he'd ruther be 'most anything than be Vice
pseslsent.
-fnddie, come here regret TO say
I've got TO punlsh you your teacher tells
the you're the worst boy In your Glars.
hcbbe shes right, ma. Oaly yesterday
abe told me took after you.
Mrs. Al bought some Of tina. mix.
,ure the agent said would cure my husband
Of drinking II dropped II In his coffee.
hrs Did II cure him OF dribklpg' Yes
OF drinking coffee.
You mus, not eIptc! me to give up my
glfhood's ways all at orce, said the happy
bride. oh, won't, he replied. hope
you'll keep right on taking an allowance
from your father lust ss II nothing had
You oliicebolderf, sneered the man
who was vsinly trying to be one, ''don't
die very often, do your No, replied the
man who WAS one as be smiled beniguly,
,'ouly once"
--Pastcrby--i thought you were blind.
Mendiean.-well, sir, times Ia so hard and
eompe lon so great that even blind man
has to keep bis eyes open nowadays II he
wants 70 do any business.
-Mildred-Kste never has any trouble
10 getipg rid OF callers when she wants
them 10 20. Ethel--How does che man.
see IT. MIldnd-she sits down to tie
plsno aud plays to them.
1--we come to tell you, sir, that the pho
you took Of us the other day are
not a. all satisfactory. Why, my husband
i obs Ike an ape Well madam, you should |
have thought Of that before you had him
lsken.
Marshall T.. Wilder tells the story OF
, wife who told her husband that the feat
md esten the pie that she had baked for
HIN. Never mind, my dear, replied the
husband, viii get you another cat.
Mrs. NewlyrIche- Well, Of all the i'm
,uience' Mr.. Newlyriche--Whst Is 1t,
iannshf Mrs. Newlyriche-Them poor
irst cousins Of yours have gone and got
themselves the tame identical ancestors
hat you've got,
Its too bad the average man can't be
ailsaed with good living and not be hum
,ering for more money. The average nan
. Satisfied with good living. The only
iouble ID that his idea Of good living
tows with bis Income.
He Wanted to Live noticed the 9TH
: day, Miss Clinkey, that some pspers ayl
hat married men live longer than single
aes. And haven't you any desire TO live ,
ing, Mr.. Pa,tyblow, why, yes. OF couue
have, Miss Clltkey. Oh, Mr., Putty
hI, Ia so sudden
In Harmony Mrs Upley TO her GEN.
,al servant g wendolen, I'm going to en-.
erthin .lr guests at dinner day after to.
borrow and ! want you to have plenty Of 1
office. sendolen--Thsnks, ms'sm.
ball wear me blue satin waist, 80 you'll be
Il hight II you don't wear nothing to
lash.
--Squstzsn Ia mean MAJ. What makes
gu think cor lssw bin put a lead quar-.
~ In blind mans bat this morning. How
ID you know II was Lead | passed ittn
In yesterday.
--Yeas,-i see diipatch from M,lore.
/. ", nys a man has already BEEN shot
ho was mistaken for deer. CrImsonbe, /
Why, thought the law wouldn't allow
man to shoot another man for deer,
~
--she-Mrt. spSrkei has done nothing
t,ly but run down her neighbors. Ht--I
ID no idea abe was such gossip sht- q
DO said anythleg abou. gossip. she 10
arnlra 10 drive her new motor car.
VIII you obi sci II talk shop' ycn,rr.
the handsome young ,roliy car corduc- r,
q, who WAS slt,ing on the sofa with pref. ..
Mildred McHeningwAy. Why. | don't
lnk shall, ste IN irmurcd. Belng thur
cou aged, the collector Of fares, rot in
9 everyday blalan. tone. Ia. Ia the soft.