The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-06-11
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derstand each other over the telephone.
Edgar-Well, talk one at time.
"Know him? l should say sol We
are husbands-in-law." "EhT "Our
wives were divorced from the same
man."-Ex.
she told me that 1 might hope"
Better look outl I've known girls to
say that when they intended to accept
a chap."-Puck
Smith has lost his Job. and I'm
hustling to get him another" you
ares yes I owe him ten dollars.
and I'm afraid he'll be needing it,
Puck.
stranger-Seems to me this crowd
ed street is a queer place for hospi-
tai. Native-Well. / don't know. Two
trolley lines meet here.-New York
Weekly.
How did you get your black eye,
samboT well. boss, yer see I was
out a-lookin' fer trouble. and dis ere
eye was de fust to find it."-Yonkers
Statesman.
Philanthropist-Why did you change
the title of 1.-The Ladies' Home" to
"Old Ladies' Homer Mrs. Du Goods
1t was becoming too crowded--New
York Weekly.
Parker-We've moved again. Barker
You have? Parker-Yes; the chill
dren were so noisy that we couldn't
stand what the neighbors said about
them.-Detroit Free Press.
Young LADY, can always tell your
work the instant l see 1t. Magazine
artist (delighted)-Can you, really ?
Young lady-Easily. The women all
look alike.-New York Weekly.
woman is naturally of a clinging
nature" observed he. YES" rejoined
his wife, but she isn't to be compar-
ed with a man when it comes to hold
ing on to So bill."-New Yorker.
Sam Shinbone-rse thinkin' oh
marrying dat youngest Jackson gal.
Nose Johnson-Don't do it, niger
don't do It Why, dat gal never KEEP
Job for over two weeks in her life
Elk.
Bring me some coffee" said Mr.,
Nurox, as he finished his dessert
"Demi-tasse7" inquired the waiter
"sure, II that's the best you got and
say, bring one o. them little pots full
Of it."-Philadelphia Press.
, "You are always more or less skep
teal about what you see in print
, yes" answered the man who has his
own ideas about things Truth may
be at the bottom Of a well, but 1t ISM
an ink well."-Washingt Star.
Husband (of popular authcr)-D'
you mean to tell me, doctor. that m,
wife Is insane7 Doctor-No, not s.
bad as that, but she is hopelessly fool
ish. Husband-Well, that's a relief
was afraid her usefulness as write
was impaired-Life.
A prison visitor recently asked on
Of the prisoners how he came to b
there. WANT" was the answer
How was that, prayf" well. want
ed another mans watch. He WASH
willing 1 should have 1t. and the judg
wants me to stay here five years.
Tit-Bits.
Footinitt Theoretically helping 8
bazaar)-Won't you put in for rain
for this cushionl Visitor-Oh. NJ
thanksl Footinitt-Of course, It
rather useless and gaudy, and 50 forth
and personally 1 think the design
rotten But do put in for It'll Visitor
No. thanksl I made itl-Punch-
Little Willie, who is a PHILADELPHIA
boy, had been watching dog chasin
his tail for three minutes Papa"
asked, what kind Of Cog is that
THAT" said the father. sis a waite
dog" Willie was silent a momen
'sWell," be finally said. from the tin
he takes to wind himself up l guei
he must be a Waterbury watch dog
philadelphia Ledger.
When the freckied girl TOOK a Sc
directly across the car from the brig
child the others were oppressed wi
forebodings. But they had not loi
to remain In suspense. There's
complexion with pattern In it!' e
claimed the bright child, almost
, once. Hereupon the others breath
more freely, for 1t was likely that {
= worst was over-Detroit Journal.
Mrs. Househunter-This house do
not seem to be very substantially bui
. Even the floor shakes when we wa
on It. Agent-But, madam, this flo
= ls-er-the very latest thing in spril
. dancing floors. All the newest hous
y have them. Mrs. Househunter-Ai
! the stairs creak terribly. Agent-C
. we don't make any extra charge
y those patent burglar-alarm stat
= madam.-Chicago News.
n Dick-Say-seen a letter Of mi
= lying around. gray envelope7 Swe
. (stops making the bed)-Do you me
:, a letter starting of, Dearest Dicki
! and asking you to come down a
spend Sunday, and telling you h'
lonely she has been all the week, a
4 ending up, your own little Gladys
y Dick-Ye-es. Sweep (going on ms
- ing the bed)-Then it's in your
l. chiffonier drawer.-Yale Record
g. Full Directions: your husband
is a floor walker In a department ste
a isn't he7" Eyes" Then, why dc
~ you have him get up and walk the q
with the baby when she criesT