New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-06-05
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

Several French soldiers. survivors OF the Chinese
expedition OF 1856 responsible for the statement
that General Kurok who is leading the Japanese
forces in Manchuria Is in reality half French His
name. they say. is properly spelled enrique. Ac-
cordng the story OF these soldiers, French Of
ncer Captain enrique while serving in China in
1856, married Japanese girl. son was born 10
them. who given the japanese name Kuroki
corresponding 10 the French enrique. This Is
General KurQh Captain enrique died last year in
France. Until the last he correspondent with his
son. who has since become famous
OF THE VISITING AUNT AND THE DOUGH-"
Wenn over ant vizzets us pop SEE hope
L won't foarget sheez rich ann SEE nope.
Ann them he uwautO rekolekt
shee may lee~ sumthin ween shee dize. speckt.
pee oas DO o6 mater ePo wenh 1--WE gott the doe
So wenn she KUN kawId her ante deer
I aimos laTt rite in her Ease. pop took
Her things seq wi ant how yung u look.
Pop took her koto ann shee took her hiatt
Ann awl thay sedd wuZ ante thisanthat.
Them afturwlle shee held me on her nee
Nav Nav SCI sez the deer boy koodunt hardly wate
Too see wenn he hurd his deer ant kait
Wuz kum pp9 on VI, yT1 yet t too us mi
Them ante seq wi do u luv me so
Ann SEE wi becuz 1--WE gott the doe.
o mi shee gott up in ann orul hur
Ann seq shee ges sheed stade THAR long enur.
Nav Fds aTgew c hut s4e9 a Se 7 no ruth ruth
Pop redhedded wenn nav toIled him wot
f4a unmy We ea ag1 she aT e ba 9 1--WE went
Ann dun IL ann ule never git a sent.
Its awlrite to luv peepul fur THAR doc
Butt goodnesssakesalive don't tel UNI so.
Academy or 'sightseer's'' headache is one Of
the numerous Ills of modern civilization. Accord
ing to recent observations OF Mr.. Simeon Smell de-
scribed in the London Hospital. there reason to
attribute it. in part at least. train on the mus
cies that turn the eyeoalls upward A lady who
found Inconvenience In visiting the theatre
when she sat in the dress circle always suffered
ola.l,
ira. where she had to look up The same effect is
produced in picture galleries. especially in looking
at pictures hung above the line. Cyclists who lean
the handebars and turn their eyes up to look
ahead have the same trouble. and so do COMPOST
tors and people in many other occupations requir-
ing continued of the elevator muscles The
eyeballs move from side to side with less strain
and discomfort than up and down.
Teacher-"Tommy. what did tell you yesterday
Tommy o"%bbTeviate S9Esr etleTS
make a sentence correctly T using the word 'abbre
viate the mall box on the corner
Baltimore American.
The polar bear is the only wild animal that likes
a trip on the water. according to French scien-
fist who has studied It's behavior at sea He {,
quite jolly when aboard ship but all other animals
violently resent such voyage and vociferouslv
give to their feelings until seasickness bring,
silence. The tiger suffers most of all. He whnes
plufully his eyes water continually and he rubs
Horses
bad sailors, and often perish on a sea yovara
Oxen are heroic in their attempts not to give wav
to sickness Elephants do like the sea hut
they are amenable TO medical treatment. A good
remedy is a bucketful OF hot water containing
three and half pints Of whiskey and seven ounces
of quinine
Are the Gohards in society?" "Oh yes AWAY
up. Nearly every member of the family has had
conclusion OF the brain as result Of fast auto
MODELLING. "-(Chtcago Record-Herald.
The Washington police are most polite and
obligng. They will hunt up and restore missing
husbands well children. Recently a woman
went TO a station house and said 10 the sergeant.
my husband has not been home TO his dinner and
everything is getting cold I wish you would make
him home" Whereupon detachment of
coppers Went eeuthing FOR the recacitrant hus-
band found him playing poker in a room over
tailor shop and Gent him homo double quick to
his dinner
;, Beyond Doqbt-"Do you believe that two
u. rs cheaply as one?' he asked. for the reason
lA1t he Gudyunt edly wished to know
yes replied the ffs who draws fool
questions than his Shut Il i"i.cVe that most any
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