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The Lamar register., 1904-06-22
StronQ LANGUAGE.

Fredericksburg. Ind. June 20.-Rev.
Enoch P. Stevens of this place uses
strong language in speaking of Dodd's
Kidney Pills and he gives good rea-
sons for what he says:
Il can't praise Dodd's Kidney Pills
too much" says Mr.. Stevens. They
have done me so much good. l was
troubled with my kidneys SO much
that | had to get up two or three times
in the night and sometimes in the
day when starting to the waterhouse
the water would come from me before
getting there. Two boxes of Dodd's
Kidney Pills cured me entirely.
Il have recommended Dodds Kid
ney Pills to many people and have
never yet heard Of a failure. Dodd's
Kidney Pills are the things for kid
ney disease and rheumatism"
Dodd's Kidney Pills always euro
the kidneys. Good kidneys ensure
pure blood. Pure blood means good
health.
The Lamar register., 1904-06-22

n How Seth Bullock. superintendent
of the Black Hills forest reserve, per
sonal friend of the President and not
infrequently guest at the White
House. and a noted western charac-
ter managed to secure a fancy drink
in the early days of Helena, is told
by former resident of that city, now
of this. 1t serves to show that the
age of promotion" is not as young as
is pictured by later date savants.
1t was in the early '70's, when Hell
ena was one of the banner placer min
ing camps of the west and gold was
being washed by hundreds of men
from the sands of Last Chance gulch
(now Main street,. Bullock wanted a
fancy drink and did not care to re-
munerate the bartender wi-h a fancy
price in lieu. so he evolved plan
which worked to perfection.
Entering the saloon. Bullock said:
C, I'll tell you what let's do.
If you will furnish the sherry, I'll fur
nish the fresh eggs, and we will mix
mp a drink that is out of sight"
The Lamar register., 1904-06-22
Stuff Heroes are Made OF.

Five millions for heroes-come. bring on
the stuff.
Disburse it at once. we have heroes
enough.
There's the hero who rescues the drown
ing from death.
The hero who braves the red flames
tongue and breath,
There are heroes on land. there are he
roes on sea.
There are heroes of varying style and de-
gree,
But the man who slams out n homer
when there are two or three men on
bases and brings in the runs that
win the game for the home team in
the last half of the ninth inning
He is the kind of a hero for me!
The women. God bless them. come in for
n share
OF the heroine fund-there are heroes to
In the ranks Of the sex; there's the one
who can bake
The pies. rich and juicy. like mother
would make.
There's the heroic woman. a marvel.
ween.
Who raises six children and keeps them
all clean.
But the woman who never trumps her
partners ace. never leads from a
short suit. and not once during the
evening asks what is trumps and
whose ace is that
She is the kind of hero I mean.
New York Times
The Lamar register., 1904-06-22
Echo of Great War

patches and trample all over them.
The Cinnamon took similar precau-
tions.
This was the situation for months,
until at last the news came OF seri-
Gus Chinese defeat.
The Cinnamon were deeply stirred,
and one morning they lined up along
the fence, seventy strong, and told the
Japanese, in a mixture of Cantonese
and English profanity. just how lnhn-
itesimal they considered them.
The Japs sounded call to arms and
told the Cinnamon that they were
unclean monkeys. and that II they
didn't keep to leeward of them. they
would give them an illustration OF
how Wei-hai-wei had ben captured.
A Chinaman picked up a turnip.
which presently landed on Jap's
head.
Two hours later the sheriff OF Ala
media county was called out to restore
peace. Both the Japanese and Chi
nese settlements had been demolish-
ed. the gardens torn up. and every
Jap and Chinaman bore physical evil
dence of the fierceness of the fight
Next day the head man of each
colony paid a fine. the colonists re-
turned to their ranches, rebuilt their
huts, and ever after lived on the best
of terms with each other They had
let off the surplus steam of their pa
triotism.
The Lamar register., 1904-06-22
Had His Revenge.

The few persons on the uptown ele-
waited station at Chambers street
early Friday morning were startled
bit to see a thick-set chap climb over
the railing just north of the mems
waiting room. He looked down
toward the street and rubbed his
nose. In a moment or so another fell
low was seen at the top of the stair
way. In two shakes of a lambs tail
he, too, was over the railing. Both
of them looked across at the other
station, but it was deserted. There is
turnstile there instead of ticket
chopper.
I'VE ought to tell the man." said a
woman to her escort.
? Nix" was the reply. THE COM
pany stuck me on plugged dime the
other day. Now we're square."-Nev
York Sun.
The Lamar register., 1904-06-22
Tho Center Of Population.

Henry Mari, a farmer. who lives
near Columbus, Bartholomew county,
Indiana, is the center man of the popu-
lation of the whole United States. The
census bureau has found that the ex.
act center of population at the census
Of 1900 was in latitude 80 degrees 8
minutes and SO seconds north, longi-
tude 50. degrees 48 minutes and 54 sec
onds west If a person is desirous
of visiting the spot. better idea OF its
location can be got by asking most
any resident of Columbus. Almost in.
variably the answer to such a question
will be: Five miles southwest Of CO.
lumbus in Hen Marr's barn lot" The
center was recently marked by mon
ument.
The Lamar register., 1904-06-22
Cause Of Leprosy.

Leprosy has been investigated by
Jonathan Hutchinson, the great Eng
lish pathologist, in all parts of the globe
where it prevails. He finds nothing to
Justify the idea of contagion. as at
tendants in lepor hospitals do not con-
tract the disease, nothing like an epi-
demic is ever known. and even trans
mission from husband to wife is rare.
He attributes the disease to decayed
or badly cured fish-not to any exces.
sive use of fish in good condition.
The Lamar register., 1904-06-22
REVIVAL oF The INN.
Public Houses arc Changed to Suit
the Needs Of the Day.

While some reformers are bent on
ending the public house. others are
busy at mending 1t. We need not
decide for both: in many places there
are too many public houses, and of
those that would in any case re-
main, many might well be bettered.
The annual report of the public
house trust shows that substantial
progress is being made in this direc-
ton. The principal aim of the trust
is the revival of the inn as a place of
all-round refreshment and its extinc-
tion as a mere drinking bar. THE
man who asks for bovril gets the
same smile as the man who asks for
beer" that is the advertisement and
the motto. Lord Grey's movement is
most hopeful one; 1t takes for
granted that men will not be deprived
of their beer; but 1t offers every in
ducement to the consumption of other
cups than those which inebriate, and
of eatables as well as drinkables. and
1t provides decent, wholesome, cheer
full surroundings. The movement is
peculiarly opportune in rural districts.
1t comes at a time when there is
considerable revival in the wayside
inn as a place of necessary refresh
ment. Hostelries which seemed to
have been killed by the railway are
coming to life, thanks to the bicycle
and the motor. At a time when so
many people are thus taking to the
road again, it is very appropriate
that an effort should be made to i'm
prove the roadside inn.-LondoD
Chronicle.
The Lamar register., 1904-06-22

In dreams l hear the bleating
OF the sheep. just over there.
Or the lowing of the cattle
on the quiet evening air
As, homeward from the grazing
They slowly wend their way.
When twilight shadows lengthen
And softly fades the day.
In dreams | see the forest
When spring its youth renews.
or autumn turns its verdure
To gold and crimson hues.
In dreams | see Its beauty
All mantled DER with snow.
Or tread again It's pathways
Pathways of long ago.
In dreams l hear the music
OF the gently-fiowing stream.
As its waters thread the shadow
Or in the sunlight gleam:
The Lamar register., 1904-06-22
500 Reward, 500.

The readers of this paper will be pleased to learn
there B at least eaded disease that science
has been able in all its stages, and that Ia
Catarrh Halls Catarrh Cure IS the only positive
cure now known the medical fraternity. Catarrh
being a constitutional disease. requires n constitu-
tional treatment. Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken in.
surfaces of the system, thereby destroying the
foundation of the disease, and giving the patient
strength by building the constitution and assist
ing nature in doing its work. The proprietors have
much faith In fts curative that they oner
One Hundred Dollars for any that II falls to
cure. Send for list OF Testimonials,
Address T. J. CHENEY CO., Toledo. o.
Sold by all Druggists, Use.
Take falls Family Pills for constipation.
The Lamar register., 1904-06-22
In the Twilight Hour

In dreams / skim its surface.
Joyous and sorrow-free.
When biting cold has locked 1t
with winters icy key.
In dreams I see the homestead.
Fast falling to decay.
The vines that clambered Ger 1t
Gone. gone this many day.
/ see the forms and faces
That greeted me at dawn,
But | listen for a football
And a voice forever gone
In dreams l see my mother
The boys best friend. and true
Ere time had dimmed the luster
OF the sweet soul shining through
/ live again the springtime
With shadows overcast,
And hear "A farewell waited
From out the voiceless past.
Charles L. Frazer.
The Lamar register., 1904-06-22
What He Needed,

Admiral Walker, since becoming
one of the Panama Canal Commission
ers, has had his patience somewhat
tried by persons who have been to
the isthmus giving him gratuitous in
formation concerning the climate
there.
One man informed him that after
returning from journey to the place
he went to his physician to learn If
he had malaria in his system. The
doctor showed him a drop of his
blood under the microscope, and"
said the narrator. cit was full of the
microbes of malaria. They looked like
a lot of lively potato bugs"
Then what you need, should
think" said the admiral dryly, would
be a dose of insect powder"
All women are made of glass 20 the
very young man.
The Lamar register., 1904-06-22
ERRORS OF THE TYPES.
A Few of the Misprints That Shorten
Editors Lives.

Few Of the Misprints That Shorten
Editors Lives.
At literary dinner in New York
C. d. Gibson. the illustrator, quoted a
number of amusing misprints for sew
eral years. and already had in his
collection 200 good specimens.
He first quoted a misprint about a
bishop who was confined to the house
with violent cold. The newspaper
that mentioned the prelate's illness
said he was confined to the house
with violent scold.'
Another quotation concerned Brit
ish nobleman who had Joined a party
of friends in Hampshire for the pur-
pose of shooting pheasants. This
the compositor had made to read:
He has joined party of friends in
Hampshire for the purpose of shoot
ing peasants"
THAT. though" said Mr.. Gibson, sis
an old and famous misprint. and you
may have heard of 1t before. You
may, too, have heard of the one about
surgeon taken alive in the river
that sold for six cents a pound But
| doubt If any of you have ever heard
of the misprint that appeared last
February in a Vermont newspaper.
This paper wished to say, in praise of
a very aged and distinguished citi-
zen:
John Green is noble old bur-
CHER. proudly loving his native state
But the types made this sentence
run:
John Green is a nobby old burglar,
prowling around in a naked state
The Lamar register., 1904-06-22
An oId-rime Democrat.

Daniel Hunt of Ridgway. Orleans
county. N. Y. 81 years old and has
voted a straight Democratic ticket for
the last seventy years in the same pre-
cinct. He claims to have exercised
the right Of suffrage 122 times, missing
but one election, and that on account
of sickness, since attaining his ma.
iority.
The Lamar register., 1904-06-22
The Albany, Denver.

Under new management. Newly
furnished. Table maintained on high
est plane of excellence. Popular
prices. Headquarters for mining men.
stockmen and merchants. Have your
mail addressed care of The Albany"
Take Seventeenth street car at Union
depot.
The Lamar register., 1904-06-22

Her husband simply won't listen
to her." ''I'd give a good deal to know
how he manages IT.
The Lamar register., 1904-06-22
More ElexibIe and LASTING.

won't shake out or blow out: by using
Defiance Starch you obtain better re-
suits than possible with any other
brand and one-third more for same
money.
The Lamar register., 1904-06-22

II will shake the dust from my
feet" said the disgruntled visitor. But
he was reminded that strong soapsuds
was what his feet really needed.
The Lamar register., 1904-06-22

Piso's Cure cannot be too highly spoken of q.
n cough cure.-J. w. O'BRIEN, 322 Third Ave.
N, Minneapolis, Mimi, Jan. 8, 1900.
The Lamar register., 1904-06-22

When a man marries for money he
has to work overtime trying to collect
his salary.
The Lamar register., 1904-06-22

Superior quality and extra quantity
must win. This is why Defiance Starch
is taking the place of all others.
The Lamar register., 1904-06-22

Some people are not only at home
when opportunity knocks. but they are
prepared to seize 1t and drag it inside
behind doors locked with combina-
ton known only to themselves.
The Lamar register., 1904-06-22

He who weds and runs away. may
live to wed another day.
The Lamar register., 1904-06-22
Those Who Have Tried Il

will use no other. Defiance Cold Wa.
ter Starch has no equal in Quantity
or Quality-16 OF. for 10 cents. Other
brands contain only IL OF.
The Lamar register., 1904-06-22

Marry in haste and repent at leis-
ure," is now old. 1t should read. re
pent in a hurry"
The Lamar register., 1904-06-22

there are but $1,000 handsome men in
the country, We did not think there
were that many of us.
The Lamar register., 1904-06-22

Mrs. Windows Soothing Syrup.
For children teething softens the gums, reduces
fammation aIays pain cures wind coliu 25c bottle
The Lamar register., 1904-06-22

Although the woodpecker may have
had no legislative training, 1T may be
noticed that he is always ready to in
troduce a bill.
The Lamar register., 1904-06-22
Hereford and Shorthorn Bulls

p,tb ravtst.ie 4 and high grade; al.o range-ored
sive. pi.n for stle address THE WEST ERN BREED
,tps' a sOCIA TIOS A. J. Bothwell. General Man.
aaer Union Stock Yards Denver. Colorado.
The Lamar register., 1904-06-22

hrst days of Dr. Klines GREAT Nerve kestor
Or. Send for FREE So 90 trial bottle and treatisa.
bn- R u. KLINE, Ltd 0Sl Arch Street, Phladephia Pa
The Lamar register., 1904-06-22

This would be a pleasant old world
IL men would pay their debts as cheer
fully as they pay grudges.
The Lamar register., 1904-06-22

Some men stop drinking for tn
pleasure of beginning once more.
The Lamar register., 1904-06-22
Important to N othsrs.

All boys who pursue their studies
are not able to catch up.
The Lamar register., 1904-06-22
GUARD YOUR RAZOR with a LATEST MODEL
Best Razor Guard

Makes a safety OF an ordinary razor.
Cannot cut you-is adjustable. use 1t on
own razor ssIf If gGar ns@e dsaier and wil ~
nents Money refunded II not satisfac
tory. Send for free booklet|sugges
tions to men who shave Agents
wanted r. p Brewer & Co. sole Man
ufacturers. zoos 18th St. Denver. Colo
The Lamar register., 1904-06-22

All women are made of glass 20 the
very young man.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1904-10-28
A Majority Vote Wins

Quite Il number of people are under
the impression that it takes a two
thirds vote to change the location Of
the capital. This is Il mistake. The
constitution of Shc state provides for
it's own amendment by providing that
a majority OF the votes cast on any
proposed amendment ratities it. 1t is
not even necessary that an amend
ment have majority of the votes
cast at the election, simply a majority
OF the votes cast on the amendment.
To illustrate, there might be 100000
votes cast for governor and only $1,000
votes on removing the capital, and in
such a case it would only require
1851 votes for Mitchell to change the
capital to that city.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1904-10-28
II Shail Be Done

! Woonsoclset News: The editor OF
this newspaper wishes that Clate
Tinan would put that red line onto
the outside of the GyApn1c's wrapper
again. The other night re-the News
man-had to walk four blocks after
the GRAPHIC. having by error put in
to his pocket the Mitchell 1talic.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1904-10-28
THE
j. H. WOLF CO

After securing some of the best markets
in the land are prepared to serve the
public in manner heretofore unheard
Of i'll Kimball. Our stock is complete in
every Department., especially Dress
Goods, Trimmings, Ladies annd Cen
tlemen's FUR Goods. a stock of Cloth
ing that rivals the best in towns Ten
times the size of Kimba]l.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1904-10-28

For eruptions, sores, pimples, kid
neY and liver troubles. constipation.
indigestion, use HOLSTERS Rocky
Mountain Tea. Carries new life TO
every part OF the body. Tea Or tab
lets. 80 ce1ts. f. z. Miller.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1904-10-28
WE GUARANTEE

To sell you suit Of clothes for $1,000
ihat in point Of quality, fit, aud work
manship equals the best of the so-called
tailor made" at $2OOO Ours is the j.
Capps 100 per cent wool You know the
goods
LADIES' FUR GOODS
We have an immense line Of Ladies'
fur goods. The latest novelties as we'll
as the most staple scrafs and muffs.
Nothing is more highly appreciated by
a lady than set Of furs
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-10-16
QUESTIONS FOR ROOSEVELT.

Suppose. Mr. President. even al
this late day. you were to give tho
country a little of that real publicity
ycu once favored by telling it
l. How much has the beef trust
contributed To Mr. CortelyOu?
2. How much has the paper trust
contributed 20 Mr.. Cortelyou?
3. How much has the coal rust
contributed 10 Mr. Cortelyou?
4. How much has the sugar trust
contributed to Mr. Cortelyou?
5. How much has the oil trust
contributed to Mr. Cortelyou?
6, How much has he tobacco trust
contributed to Mr. Cortelyou?
I. How much has the steel trust
contributed 10 Mr. Cortelyou?
s. How much has the Steel trust
contributed TO Mr. Cortelyou2
s How much has the Insurance
trust contributed TO Mr.. Cortelyou?
2. How much have .he national
banks contributed to Mr. Cortelyou?
10. How much have the six great
railroad trusts contributed 20 Mr.
Cortelyou?-New York World.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-10-16
ENOUGH "sTREeT FAIRS"

Now that the so-called street fair"
is over, and has been a financial sue.
cess-which for the sake OF the Eagles
and their friends The Bulletin is very
glad of-let us ask ourselves a ques
tion or two. First. has it been of
any benefit. and II so. who was bene-
fitted, and to what extern? Second.
has IL been Of any detriment, and If
so, to what extent, and who has been
injured?
The first question is easily answer
ed So far as can be seen. absolutely
no benefit has been realized by the
week of alleged fun The Eagles
came out dollar for dollar. They are
20 be congratulated on doing that.
They were under heavy expense and
the fact that they lost no money is a
tribute TO those who were In charge.
They may have made a little clear
money. The Gaskill Carnival com.
pany. IL is reasonable TO suppose, are
satisfied. They got every dollar of
their guarantee. To this extent they
were DtHented. but SO idT as any
real. tangible. healthfui benefit to the
citys interest is concerned. or TO the
interest of any OF the city's business
enterprises. there has been no bene-
ft
On the other hand. and answering
the second question. 1t can not be dis
pated that much damage was done.
IN the FIRST place. the retail business
Of the city was virtually parslyzed for
week. hundreds Of dollars we're
poured into the cash boxes Of a lot Of
chesp shows that would otherwise
have been spent with local mer.
chants: the most important and the
principal streets of the city were not
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-10-16
ECONOMY FOR ILLINOIS.

Our friends In Illinois who read OF
Missouri in the Missouri Republican
press gather the idea that this state
is just merging from a condition OF
sayagery But our friends from ILL.,
nois coming to Missouri find it so fair
land that they buy and settle down.
and not only do they do that. but, IT
they are Republican in politics, rell.z-
ing that in Missouri Democratic rule
axacts of them only one third the
taxes they paid in Illinois, they turn
Democratic.
Tllinoisans in Illinois. The state tax
In Illinois is 50 cents on the 800 and
in Missouri ii is II cents. 1t would
seem that Illinois should try Demo
cratic administration for while.
Each new Republican admihistra-
ton in Illinois fortlfies itself by plac-
ing the men of its particular faction
in the innumerable jobs which are al
its disposal. Not only this. but as reg
ularIy as legislatures are assembled,
new boards are created. new positions
made, new defenses OF the machine
thrown up.
The Democratic idea is 20 run the
government we'll at n minimum of
cost, and with the minimum of dan
ger of domination by the office-hold.
ing class. This Is what has been done
in Missouri; we saw how easily the
people in this state. asserting prin.
ciple, bowed over selfish cliques and
nominated Folk But the cliques Of
Illinois and not the people ran the
Republican convention there and the
central machine dictated the terms OF
Deneen's nomination.
So both a principle and economy
would be served by electing the Demo
cratic ticket in nlinois.-St Louis Re
public
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-10-16
BAPTIST REVIVAL.

The services in the Calvary Baptist
church will be conducted by the pas.
tor, Rev. S, P. Nahoney Subject for
this morning 'The Activity of God ="
Evening subject: The Tears of
Jesus.' The evening service is to be
tho commencement of series of
special mcctlnrs tc be held every
evening during thc week except Sat.
urdar Airs Mahoncl. who has been
connected Will tl.9 Faith mission o.
Rothesay. Scotland, for number of
years, am who h IS been conducting
meetings throughout England, Ire
land and Scotland. will assist in these
meeting. The following are a list of
subjects for the week:
Monday subject-"Calvary.
Tuesday subject-"The Accessible
ity of Christ"
Wednesday subject-"Weighed in
the Balances"
Thursday subject-"Are Backsliders
and Sinners the Same?"
Friday subject-"What Shall | Do?"
Mrs. Mahoney will address the
meeting on Monday evening and al
ternate with the pastor after that,
All are cordially invited to attend
these meetings. Good singing. Short
addresses. No collection. To com
mence at 7:30. Corner Sixteenth and
Poplar streets.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-10-16
MR.. BRYAN AND THE TICKET,

Mr.. Bryan is proving his loyalty to
the ticket over in Indiana He is Civ
ing direct and emphatic contradiction
to the republican assertion that his
support Of Judge Parker is merely
perfunctory. and in such a manner
that + can not be questioned
Undressing large crowd a; Peru,
Ind, Mir. Bryan spoke of Judge Par
kers fitness for the presidency, and
announced that inasmueh as silver is
not an issue. every democrat can vote
for him. Continuing. Mr.. Bryan said !:
Il am sure that have proved to
the people of This country that
have moral courage. II wanted
to defeat Parker and Davis. would
not skulk about under the cover
of darkness to do it. would come
out into the open and make my
fight And If | wanted the silver lie.
mocrats-the men who voted for me
in 1896 and in 190O-to help me de.
feat Parker. would frankly ask them
TO help me. and I would help them ]
want nothing of the kind. | am earn
estly for the ticket ] want all my
friends to be for it as earnestly as !
am. and as honestly
This ought to set forever at rest
the talk Of the silver champions sin