The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1904-09-03
DoNALDsoNVILIE. LA, SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 5 1901
THE OFFICE soy WANTS TO KNOW

think that he knew how to push
pencil?
Z Il he hadn't better go back and &c
a fresh start?
What is your opinion OF a felloN
/ who says one thing one week and VII,
declares the next week that he said an
q other thing?
j It there isn't a world of differene,
between aVive Ia Galere'' and .sVogu,
Ia Galere',?
+ nybody knows this better thar
the man who said aVive'' when il,
should have said Vogue ''s
t Why he doesn't wait until he gets
his French exercises back from the
correspondence school before he sticks
them in print?
II this course wouldn't save him q
great deal of embarrassment and his
legion Of readers much brain-fag9
Il you've struck anybody yet that
can tell what the miniature Greeley Is
spelling about when he flies OFF into
cfapana
" netnef u isn't just as hard to
catch the drift Of his meaning when
ne IS blowing-off in English?
why he aoesn,e annex q few SEN
sences n one or Two other outlandish
llngoes and complete the general misti-
ness of his conamunicationsp
u you enlnk hat he really believes
ne IS talking lntelligibly when he puts
ms wisdom mlll TO work and grinds
ous 9 sbrlng OF words that make about
% huen sense as o Russian dictionary
On q lag
lI ne mustn't nave been left at the
posi- When the book learning was
handea arounds
e mississippi street isn't becoming
strenuous right!
" mats the matter with the front
s6fee6 coons that they require such fre-
.quent nlde-sannlng.
e me 1l5tle Jeffrles-M Munroe affair
Out az San francisco wouldn't be tame
compared 90 the Noel-N1gger contesJ
OF lne other day!
& " has rules they were serapping
under, anyway?
Il u wasn't q case OF bit and run
with Noel doing the hitting and the
=Nlg attending TO the running end OF
me proposltlong
what decision the referee handed
DOWN.
= Us true ne arrived at the con-
eiaslon that Noel had violated the
laws OF neutr atty by attacking the rep
reseneaelve OF 9 foreign race IN the
81 2 d1s1nterested onlooker?
= 1ne point as TO whether Noel and
sne N1g hao t1e right 10 hold their /
1loeie lnall 10 tne other fellows buggy I
"asn g VexIng one Tor q timer
s you aTen e OF the opinion that the
polns was well sakens
y he1her tne otner fellows query as
@ Wnen noel had come u possession
3 mississippi street wasn't posers
u e1asre Is any truth IN the report
q a. zoe Iafargue. Grandpa Spies
ana isocks foley nave been requested
2 ace as arollrasors 10 settling the
luess'on oI Inc alleged breach Of
why tne Blue store merchant was
'Aeluaea rom the aforesaid board?
{ - - was because ne IS looked upon
- an lnterestaa party
- you Ve #heard OF the new specially
srtlss VINO does stunts around Phoenix
opera house
Why it is he prefers NOT ta aipaI
;s;4., = 'Ass
- 80 ps11,1.1i sstasss
= y isn Z q 81 anne Ior MIN 30 Warbie
% sWeetly for so small an audience?
How would you like to have Yic-
ure Of The noelxino.l.;r.s2
:. s14o = aoe.A y : " =
! she resemblance between It and
certain embryonic newspaper man
poa1dn I'll be startling2
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1A1A1A,. So = u ssa ana I've Ia
1alere' Z are one and the same, amen?
How 1t happens lat the orfgina ator
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