Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1904-11-10

good shooting In Manchuria.--Bos
Herald.
Even diplomats should understand
that there Is difference between i'm.
munity and impunity.--washingto
Post.
Our latest and biggest new battle
ship seems TO have got In Just ahead
of the international peace conference.
--poston Herald.
The Mormons In Salt Lake City are
celebrating the seventy.ntth annlvers-
airy OF their multiplication table,
Birmingham News.
Kuropatkins offensive movement
backward" is designed to foil the
enemy by leaving him with nobody to
ight-Chicago News,
II Is about time for the goose-bone
weather prophet to come along aud
tell us what kind OF winter we are go.
ing to have.-Savannah News.
The coal man and the ice man have
struck an Alfonso and CASTOR atti.
tude. VIII the weather man act a.
umplref--Atlanta Constitution.
An American heiress has Just died
In London, leaving sl000,000, but no
husband. Some women are 30 thought
less.--Jacksonville Times. Union.
The British Tlbetan expedition has
left Lhassa. That was because the
British couldn't take II with them. But
they will return.-Boston Globe.
II is comparatively easy to make a
dash for the pole II Is the getting
back that is likely TO be slow proc.
ess.-wRshington Evening Star.
Chicago should have more night
schools. II there were more accom-.
modations OF this character there
would be fewer hold-ups.-Chlcago
Post.
With General Corbin lighting Cupid
and Mr. Roosevelt crusadIng against
race suicide. the average army officer
Is under a warm fire.-Blrmingham
News.
Eyeglass insurance has been started
In New York. Eventually citizen
may be able to insure his pocketknIfe
and plug of tobacco.-Kansas City
Times.
Experience has shown that when .
Japanese army disappears" a Rus.
sian army somewhere or other is like
ly to find 1t unexpectedly.-Chicago
Chronicle.
Mr.. J. Pierpont Morgan denies the
report that be is going to retire from
business. Owners of railroads will
continue to spike them down.-Savan-
nah News.
With the water shut of. the coal
bin empty and the gas bill due, Port
Arthur Is in a position to sympathize
with some Of the rest Of us.--Mlnne-
apolis Times.
Old DR.. Smith, the Mormon Presi.
dent, points out triumphantly that
there are no race suicide and divorce
problems in mondom.-Atlanta
Constitution.
A Sunday school in Philadelphia
gives trading stamps for regular at.
tendance. Anybody could guess whose
store the stamps are good in.--Cincin.
natl Enquirer.
United States Treasurer Roberts
assertion that $40 bills are popular ls
undoubtedly true, and the more a fel.
low has Of them the better he feels
San Francisco Chronicle.
Perhaps those Yellowstone Park
bears killed that man and boy as q
protest against the yarns told about
their tameness by the wIld-animals-T.
haven't-met school.-New York Sun.
Russian authorities should be wise
to the fact that nothing makes the
American eagle scream more promptly
or more vOciferously than interference
with the United States malI.-Phlla-
delphia Inquirer.
The intervention of society In behalf
Of the Hon. Hugh Gurney Is likely to
create an abnormal demand for cy-
clone cellars about the time the news
reaches Colonel Watterson. Philadel.
phia North American.
A New Jersey man who hadn't
spoken to a woman for thirty-seven
years has married a widow, and II he
lives long enough there's a woman
who will speak to him for thirty-seven
years.-Memphis Commercial-App al
One of New York's police judges has
Hsolemnly held that a street-car con-
ductor has no right to kick a passen-
ger in the stomach. Conductors will
hereafter kick passengers In the face
Only.-Elkins (W. Va.) News.
A Wisconsin court has decided that
a parent may hurt his boys physique
with paddle, but must not inJure his
dignity. Most boys would like to have
that decision turned round. The recov.
cry would be sooner In
quirer.
Some women keep their youth and
beauty so well that It seems as II
they had been able to stop the flight
of time. And yet, strangely enough
no woman likes to be told that hel
face would stop clock.-Atlanta
Journal.
OF course 1t would be by accident
IL young woman should hit battle
ship with bottle of champagne. Ar
rangements should be made for the
bottle to be thrown by machinery
leaving the young woman nothing tc