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The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1904-05-10
THE TROUBLE IN FRANCE.

The American people have exhibited
prudence in reserVing their opinions
tween the government and the reig
ious teaching orders. Conditions there
are complicated and cannot be judged
from an American viewpoint.
While the French government has
taken some measures which would
meet with some approval in the Unit
ed States. it has followed other poll
cies which the majority of Ameri-
cans, irrespective of religious affilia-
tions, would heartily condemn. The
action taken seems to denote intense
feeling and, to an extent disregard
of justice and gratitude.
Count de Nun says in the National
Review, a French journal, that the pol
icy of the government is the 1mmeui-
ate consequence of the revolutionary
spirit of 1899 and a hatred, then born,
of all religion. The Outlook, of New
crisis arrived that it would be we'll for
,.l .-.....
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1904-05-10
WORLDS FAIR AT ST. LOUIS, MO,
MAY TO NOVEMBER.

Account of the Worlds Fair at St.
Louis the O. r. & n. Co. announce the
following rates:
To St. Louis and return .....$6O.Oo
To Chicago and return $1,000
To Chicago and return from. St
Louis ........ ...... ......$ 62 so
Returning via California and Port
land add $3.50 to above rates
Children entitled to half rate, one
half of above rates.
Limit-Ten days going with final
limit of ninety days.
Selling dates: May 18th. 18th, 18th,
June 18th, 18th, 18th; July 1st, ID, Sd,
August Sth, 9th, 10th. September 5th,
9Th, 18th. October Sd, 4th, 5th.
Stopovers-Stopover will be allowed
in either direction within the limit.
These tickets are good going one
route and returning another.
For detailed information call on or
address r. BURNS.
General Agent.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1904-05-10

an excellent record. He has upheld
all the worthy achievements of the
Low administration and at the same
time has retained the good will of his
own party. He is a better executive
officer than Low and discharges his
duties with much more tact.
Mayor Mcclellan has had as much
experience in public life as Theodore
Roosevelt had had on his accession
to the presidency. He served five
terms in congress with more than or
binary ability. He is now as old as
Roosevelt was when he succeeded to
the presidency. Mcclellan is by long
odds the strongest candidate the dem
ocrats could name this year as his
nomination would give general salts
faction in all sections of the country.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1904-05-10
\ HARD KNOCK FOR PARKER.

The Tammany Times, which car
ries on it's editorial page the seal of
he Tammany society, the names of
the sachems and officers. and is sup
posed to be the organ of the Tammany
society of New York, devotes several
pages in the last issue to a review of
he action of Judge Parker in connec-
ion with the wrecked bank of Ken
sington, n. Y. The bank was known
Is the Ulster County Savings bank,
and was robbed by two of its officers
TO the amount of 100000 and COM
pletely wrecked.
Two charges are made. one that
the trustees, of Whim Judge Parker
was one, used the money of the bank
for the purpose of influencing politi
cal action. 1t is not charged that they
bought votes outright, but that the
people who voted right We're granted
special favors in the matter of loans.
This charge was made by the New
York World on oct. I, 1891, and while
a demand for retraction was made,
no retaction was ever conceded
The other, and much more serious
charge is that Judge Parker and an
other trustee or director of the bank,
after a run on that institution had
drawn out a large sum of money,
signed statement and published it
to the effect that the bank was per-
fectly solvent and advising deposit
Ors to return their money. The de-
positors were largely working people
and others of very modest means,
whose entire savings were represented
by these deposits. \ few days after
this statement was published by Judge
Parker, and after the money had been
returned by the depOsitors on the as
suranCe by Judge Parker that every
thing was all right in the bank, the
institution closed its doors.
The suffering on account of this
IdIuIe w dS SIEVE ana the action OF
| the trustees in inviting the depositors
who had once withdrawn their money
| to return it, was condemned in un-
| measured terms by various New York
papers at the time. The New York
Herald said: The most astounding
| aspect of the Ulster County Savings
| bank robbery is the criminal negli
gence to be charged to the trustees
1t appeared upon investigation, after
the bank had closed, that the cashier
| had been living beyond his means fo1
| some time, a fact which the trus-
tees could hardly have failed to know
| and that the institution had been in
solvent for long time prior to the
| assurance Of solvency furnished by
| the trustees. The trustees are no,
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1904-05-10
Rate to the Worlds Fair.

To St. Louis and return .Soo.oV
To Chicago. and return -. bo.oO
To St. Louis, returning from
Chicago, or
To Chicago, returning from st.
Io,is .. $3.50
To ST. Louis returnin via Chi
cagO, or
To Chicago returning via ST.
Louis ...... ........ oo.-o
Tickets on sale-May 18th, 18th and
18th. 1904: June 18th, 18th and 18th;
July 1st, I'd and Sd; August Sth, 9th
and 10th; September 5th, 9Th and 18th;
October Sd, 4th and 5th.
Good going for ten days, returning
90 days. StOpover in either direction
within limits For information as to
routes and side trips sleeping car ac-
commodations, etc., call on or address
any agent, or.
S. B. CALDERHEAD,
Gen. Pass. Agent, w. & c. r. Ry
A. D. CHARLTON, Walla Walla.
A. G. P A. Nor. Pac. Ry
Portland, Oregon.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1904-05-10

directly charged with having profited
by the failure of the bank. but their
faithlessness to their trust when it was
their business to know the condition
such guarantee to the depositors, sub
jected them to the severest criticism.
Such a fact in his record is not cal
culated to strengthen Judge Parkers
candidacy for the presidency. and
Tammany, which is bitterly opposed to
his nomination, takes the position that
it is better to have these facts known
before the nomination is made than
to have to meet them after he becomes
a candidate.
This exposure of Judge Parker's ac
ton in the Kingston bank matter
leaves no room for doubt that Tam
many is resolved upon his defeat for
the nomination, and is ready to place
itself in such an attitude with respect
to him that it cannot be depended
upon to support him even if he is
nominated. Tammany was defeated
in the New York state convention, but
Tammany is in position to defeat
Judge Parker in the national cOnven-
ton. and indications now are that
that will be done. The democracy
must carry New York if it would have
any possible show at success. 1t can
many.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1904-05-10
FOR THE CUSHMAN PRIZE.
Four WaIIa WaIIa School Children
Make a Try for the Honor.

Four pupils in the Nalia "alia
county public schools have entered
the contest for the 800 prize ollefeo
by Congressman Francis w. CuSh-
man. to the pupil who writes the best
composition on the Lewis and clark
expedition. The essays have been
filed with County Superintendent OF
Schools Myers, who will make an eX-
animation of the papers next week.
The best two will be sent to olympia
in June.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1904-05-10
LOOKS LIKE MCCLELLAN.

1t looks more and more as if A1avor
Mcclellan of New York would be the
compromise candidate agreed upon by
me democratic national convention.
Mcclellan and William J. Bryan are
warm friends and the mayor also
stands we'll with the conservative
democrats of New York. Contrary to
the predictions of his opponents he is
his own man as mayor and is maxim.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1904-05-10
o. r. e. N. Co,

For Triennial Conclave Kniphts
Templar. September to and for tho
Sovereign Grand Lodge 1. o. O. +
September 10 to 25. the o. r. & n %
will sell excursion tickets to San
Francisco via steamer. s27.3O: via rail
$3.50.
Dates of sale
Via steamer August q. 2S and Son.
tember I and 2.
Via rail September 1, ., 8, Is. 16 ana
II; limit October %.
For berth reservations call on or
address r. BURNS,
General Agent
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1904-05-10

TO any point east, to write us before
making final arrangements
We can offer the choice of at least
a dozen different routes.
i. B. II. TRUMBULL,
Commercial Agent.
142 Third Street, Portland. Or
J. C. LINDSEY, T. F. & P. A,
142 Third ST., Portland Or.
P. B. THOMPSON. F. & PA
Room 1, Colman Bldg, Seattle
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1904-05-10
4 LAW UNTO THEMSELVES.

Commissioners in other counties of
the state have expressed amazement
at the heavy expenditures made by the
Walla Walla county board for road
machinery and supplies without ad-
vertising for competitive bids as re-
quired by law. In most counties of
the state the contractor for road work
is expected to furnish his own tools,
and in no other county have the COM
miSsioners bought hay and other feed
The commissioners have just as much
right to buy meat, groceries and to-
bacco for the men employed on the
roads. The law provides that all WORK
exceeding in cost one hundred and
fifty dollars shall be let by contract.
but that provision has been entirely
ignored in this county, the three SUI
perViSOrS being allowed to hire a gang
of men at the county's expense and
use their own discretion in running
bills for the county to pay. Besides
their regular per diem the supervis
ors have an opportunity to make a
good thing by running boarding houses
on wheels, and if the present system
continues in operation they will be
able to wear diamonds before long.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1904-05-10

Now that King and Pierce counties
have agreed to stand together for the
denomination of Humphreys. Cushman
and Jones Snohomish county has no
chance to get congressional nominal
ton for HroWnell except by enter
ing into a combination with Mcbride
RroWneu has northwest combina-
ton controlling from - to 50 votes
and these may yet be thrown to Nc
Bride out of resentment toward King
and Pierce counties for attempting to
hog everything in sight. Whatcom
county also has a candidate for con-
gress. an obscure lawyer by the name
of Meade, and the 35 votes of that
county may now be turned against the
railroad lineup. With nearly 900
votes at his command Mcbride NAV
Vet do things to the railroad lobby,
However, the chances are much
against him and it Will be great sur
prise to politicians generally if he
wins.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1904-05-10
He Never Smiled Again.

Miss Cutting-Did l understand
you to say you are college graz
uate, Mr.. Sapleigh?
Sapleigh-I aW-pWesume you dld.
I-am-gwaduated with high honnahs
doncher know.
Miss Cutting Must have been an
inferior educational institution, was
it not?
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1904-05-10
THE FAIR ROUTE

Via Chicago or New Orleans to st.
Louis, is the one that gives you the
most for your money and the fact that
the Illinois Central offers unsurpassed
service via these points to the Worlds
fair, and in this connection to all
points beyond, makes it to your advan-
tage, in case you contemplate a trip
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1904-05-10

Ida-They say Ernestine and her
gentleman friend quarrel every time
they go out May-Gracious! Maybe
the elderly lady I saw with them was
a referee instead of a chaperon.-Phil-
adelphia Record.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1904-05-10
TEACHERS EXAMINATION.
Will Be Held Thursday, Friday and
Saturday of This Week.

The regular teachers examination
for Walla Walla county will take place
on Thursday, Friday and Saturday of
this week. Saturday has been set
apart for the examination of appli-
cants for first grade certificates The
examination will be conducted under
the supervision of County School Su-
perintendent Myers, and will be held
in the court room in the county court
house.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1904-05-10

The Northern Pacific and w. & c.
r. Rvs announce special rates of one
and one-third fare on the certificate
plan for the following conventions and
meetings:
The Democratic State Convention
Olympia, Wash, Nav 5th, 1904.
The Inter Scholastic Track Meet
Walla Walla, Wash, May 13, 1904.
The Annual Meeting Foresters of
America
Bellingham, Wash, May Is to 10,
1904.
The Washington State sportsmen's
Association
Harrington, Wash, May 10 to q,
The Annual Students Conference Y.
M. c. A.
Gearhart Park, Or, May % to June
6, 1901.
The Washington State Bankers AS
sccation-
Walla Walla, Wash, June 16, Il and
IS, 1904.
The Grand Lodge of Knights of Py-
thias-
Spokane, Wash, May Il, IS and 10,
1904.
Tickets must be purchased, going,
not more than days prior to opening
of the meeting, and rates are con-
ditioned upon an attendance of fifty
or more who have paid full fare on 60
ing trip. For information call upon,
F. F. ROOT, Agent,
J. P. GOODHUE, Walla Walla.
City Ticket Agent.
No. 8, South Third Street,
Walla Walla, Wash.
S. B. CALDERHEAD,
General Pass. Agent
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1904-05-10

Farmer HoptOad-I dunno as them
city folks is SO lazy, after all, Farmer
mer Hoptoad-,One of the clerks at
that hotel where l put up wuz up
ahead of me every morning, try to
beat him as l would,
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1904-05-10

He-Algy is we'll provided with the
necessaries of life. She-Yes 1t is a
good thing for him that the necessaries
of life do not include brains.-New
Yorker.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1904-05-10
General A gent,

Miss Print suppose we ought to
believe her, Uncle George; she assured
me it was the nude variety. Uncle
George-The what? Miss Prim-Oh,
well, of course she said naked truth,
but it's such a vulgar expression, you
know.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1904-05-10

How did you cure your husband of
the club habit?' "Oh, l made a prac-
tice the morning after of giving him
ham and greasy. friend potatoes, with
. liberal sprinkIing of rancid butter
for breakfast. 1t seemed to make
him very regretful about something
or other"
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1904-05-10
WEATHER..

Tonight and Wednesday fair, cooler
tonight with light frost; warmer
Wednesday.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1904-05-10

Read the ads in the Statesman.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1904-12-31

Ella Wheeler Wilcox has done a
good deal by her wisdom in prone
and verse to make the American
tolerable and even readable. Here
is a bit! "Woman is rapidly push
ing herself to position where man
will regard her with less considera-
ton in her time OF trial. This fact
is shown in public conveyances,
where be is no longer solicitous for
comfort and health. One man
gives woman seat now in a
crowded vehicle where hundred
sprang to their feet twenty years
ago. 1t is the egotism, the vanity,
the pity and the reverence IN man
which makes him so much more
sympathetic toward woman Grim
inal than toward a sinner of his
own SEX" These are truths which
need to be often spoken.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1904-12-31
We are getting improvement in

We are getting improvements in
our language every day from our
distinguished officials, Senator
Plat has added to the dictionary
the word "votables," meaning
men over twenty,one. Senator
Lodge startled the Senate the other
day by abiding to the return OF
tourist as "post luminous" Con.
gresham Sperry, of Connecticut,
called certain lizards Ambiguous
animals" President Roosevelt in
his speech introducing Parson
Wagner, gave to the word "either''
the pronunciation fist, Of" eyther"
then, "eether." When conversine
with Bourke Cochran he probably
says "ayther,"
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1904-12-31

The campaign for the restora-
ton of the whipping post for the
punishment of wife. heaters goes
merrily on. Some objections are
raised, nobody distinctly. advocates
wife-beating as an improving di-
version; though, as an Iowa frank
ly remarks: "Such law would
be awful rough on some of US"
A few seem to regard the whipping
post as brutalizing, but is it any
worse to whip a man than to hang
him? "Odds bodikln!" as Hamlet
observes, "Use every man after
his desert, and who shall 'scape a
whipping?"
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1904-12-31

The cable tells us that many
Russions are driven to desperation
and MAIN themselves rather than
go into the army. Forty years ago
some Americans on both sides of
the line cut off their trigger fingers
to avoid the draft. Same old story
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1904-12-31

The Utah witness, Lundstrum,
testified in the Smoot case that
mormons permanently wear a
union garment This is probably
to attest their fidelity to the I'm.
ion. and also to make themselves
solid with the walking delegate.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1904-12-31

Young Widow (to partner at
balD-Mr, Crogan, I've made a
wager of a pound of chocolate that
you are single man. Mr.. Crogan
-Ye've lost, ma am, I'm wan av
thripI let's. -Chicago Tribune.