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The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1904-10-15
DlAZ'S STREET CAR.

PalatiaI Conveyance Built for Mexico's
Chief Executive.
The street car company has just re-
ceived two palatial cars, destined one
especially for President Diaz and the
other for other prominent officials of
the Mexican government. The two
cars are richly decorated with velvet
.hangings, mirrors, marble and bronze.
For these cars it is understood special
crews will ! be appointed. Each car
will have two motormen, one Of them
a professional electrician, and two
onductors.-Mexican Herald.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1904-10-15
; What .ChicauoEIs.e

Heard a new one the other day
said a man, "and@in my modest opin:
ion, it's one of the best of it's kind that
ever went the rounds Here it. is:
What is three-sevenths Of chicken,
two-thirds of cat and one-half OF goat
"Of course you give it up: !. 94ss9
Well, the answer is Chicago. Chi
Is three-sevenths Of chicken; Ca is
two-thirds Of cat, and go is one-halt
Of goat. Pretty good, isn't it?"-Phil-
adelphia Press. r - ..zs rag
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1904-10-15
Desire to Live Is strono.

Longevity IS ever a subject Of alb
sorbing interest. The desire to live
lis the common inheritance Of the
race A desire to die does not spring
from a sound mind in a sound body.
A priest, having administered the last
rites Of the church to a dying Irish
man, asked if he were not now ready
ito depart il The sick man replied:
Sure, father, 4 would rather stay
where / am best acquainted. Z So say
ne Ill Of M IS. s. Ii ss<sss s= 81.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1904-10-15
{ ! I cHillc II ]. sklEltico


american Methods IS 1es Adopted II
tensn' seheoi .s,s,E
:" Miss sRaQuel GSantoyo directresss o.
the Miguel Lerdoss Tejada school, F're-.
Gently inaugurated,, has been commits.
stoned to go To the United States to,s
study the organization Of commercial
schools for women. Miss Santoyo az ID
take with her Mrs. Carmen Kraus de-
Alvarez de la Rosa, English teacher of
the school. The two ladies will spend
from six to ten months in the United,
States, and upon their return they will
render report to the department. OF
public instruction Suggesting q plan
for the reorganization Of the school
after the plans and methods OF similar
institutions Of the neighboring coun-
try.-Mexican Herald 2H.yssst d ,s#
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1904-10-15
The Lawn Mower Fien,

The Lawn Mower Fiend. 14- :.
Brown-Spring grass Is, lovely:
Jones-Yes, but it is so mean j
BrOwn-Mean? "a ~. -" q .
Jones-Before we have time to adj
mire it It is ready TO- cut.-Philadel
phia Inquirer. - s.}'ss = ~ >:'& ~.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1904-10-15
Many Children Are Sicklv.

Mother Gray Sweet Powders for Children,
used by Mother Gray, nurse in Children's
Home, New York, cure Summer Complaint,
Feverishness, Headache, Stomach Troubles,
Teething Disorders and Destroy Worms. At
all Druggists, Csc. Sample mailed FREE.
Address Allen S. Olmsted. LIE Roy, N. Y.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1904-10-15

and club wCtan,
writes: y scan-
not say too much
in praise of
Doap's y. Kidney
Pills, for { th!ey ef-
fected a complete
cure in a very
short time when
-vo1 %1~i~ ~
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1904-10-15
Home at the Worlds Fair.

D. c. kolp, ex-Chief Clerk OF Iowa House OF
Representatives, is manager Hotel Alta Vista,
near Agricultural entrance and is prepared to
entertain guests with rooms at ST. 90 and cots so
cents. Electric lights, toilet and bath rooms,
cate. Market street cars direct from Union
Station. Highest and coolest point around St.
Louis. Official maps Of Fair and other informa-
ton sent on application. Make reservations now.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1904-10-15
Il = 'F7.. FgeE z :
Nearing theaLimit..

- ss':>. Nearing the Limit. ;. - +.
( Mrs. Neighbors- unde: stand your
husband is getting to be quite absent
'mfnded?@ nj 59EsE*t2s >3z4ss FEIft 44gss4 >@>
~ Mrs. Round er-Yes, indeed. Why,
only last night he actually forgot TO-
go down town. Chicago Post. 9z.9 II j
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1904-10-15
One From MANY.

Miss Bragg-Oh, yes; I've had six
proposals since I saw you last.
Miss Wise-Indeed? And did you
finally reward his perseverance by &C:
cepting :. him?-Philadelphia Public
Ledger. g..
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1904-10-15

It's a great pity that men can't find
an insurance company willing to take
risks on their air castles.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1904-10-15
Crushinu.

~ live by my wis., he explained.
1T is really surprising" she retort-
ed, "how very little some people can
live on.''-Cassell's Journal.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1904-10-15
Reason Enouuh.

Have wee nip, friend?'' asked the
hospitable passenger with the flask.
mo, thank you," replied the stran-
ger.
Don't drink whisky, eh?"
mo. make it."-Philadelphia Pub.
lie Ledger.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1904-10-15

Piso's Cure for Consumption is an infalible
medicine for coughs and colds.-N. w. SAA1UE I,s
Ocean Grove, N. J.. Feb. II. 1900.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1904-10-15

Mrs. Windows Soothing Syrup.
or children teething, softens the gums, reduces ID
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1904-10-15
o Fibroid Tumors Cured.
A distressing case Of Fibroid Tumor,
which bafAed the skill Of Boston doctors
Mrs: Hayes of Boston, Mass, in
the following letter tells how she was
cured, after everything else failed, by
Lydia 3. Pinllha1n's Vegetable COMPOUND.
Mrs. Hayes First Letter Appealing to Mrs. Ifnkham for

MRS Hayes First Letter Appealing
DEAR Mrs Boston doctors
nent +or long without relief They tell
cannot SIT down without and the extend.
domen is swollen and have had flowing spells years
petite not good be
The symptoms of Fibrod Tumo given your
Guae describe write you
L. f. HAYES 252 Dudley St, (Roxbury) Boston, Mass
Note the result of Mrs. Pinl<ham's advice-aI:
though she advised Mrs. Hayes, of Boston, to take
her medicine-Which she knew would help her
her letter contained mass of additional instruc-
lions as to treatment, all of which helped to bring
about the happy result.
DEAR Mrs PNKHAM:- Sometime to you desc1i-
ing and asked advice You replied followed
all yor directions carefully and to-day am well
expelled the tumor and strengthened whole system walk
miles ~
Lydia E. Pinkhams Vegetable Compound u worth five dol
ars droP advise all women who afflicted with tunos
T. HAYES. 252 Dudley st, (Roxbury) Boston, Mass.
Mountains tak
me OF the health and happiness which fnkhams
vegetable Compound brought to Mrs. Hayes.
Such testimony should be accepted by all convincing
evidence that Lydia Vegetable Compound stands
without remedy for all the distressing women all
ovarian troubes tumors nfamatons liberation falling
placements OF the womb backache suppressed
Surely the volume and character of tho testimonial
ters we printing
Mrs Hayes at her above address gladly
which sick women write for fuller
er gratitude Mrs Pnkham Vegetable
genuine and heartfelt that she thinks trouble
eeaG 1o her to take return for her health
1Iu Is said that it is e.
medicine; don't
ge tns when some druggist wants to sell something else
~cooo E.. in hanE edssi.s Lynn,
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1904-10-15

Self-made men and eggs are too full
OF themselves to hold anything else.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1904-10-15

II had 1nhamatory Rheumatism, but am
we'll now, thanks to DR.. David Kennedys Favorite
sy. It's best friend" Garrett Lansing Troy. NJ Y
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1904-10-15

Visitor-What's the matter with this
one? %$'ES 2<>-1T .,< ~ ~. JEssT;sE~z.3st
Attendant-Poor fellow! He's been
reading the war news and trying to-
pronounce the names.-Judge. a2sssaa
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1904-10-15
Qoctorinu Melons.

The Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago. send Homo
Eye Book free. Write them about your eyes l., 1
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1904-10-15

A mans wife believes every word he
says-when he talks in his sleep.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1904-10-15
What's the Use.

The Lady-Young. man, run right
home and wash that dirty face. W.
=. The Kid-What for? Dis amt Sum
day."
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1904-10-15
to Mothers,
One May Wish.

Mother-Tommy! Didn't tell you
not to ask for any cake?
Tommy-I amt askin'; I'm just
wishin'. Philadelphia Public Ledger.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1904-10-15

Facts in the case twelve bott. IS Of
beer. s s +ss..I ~ y. y ss..l !, Z ~.,%
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1904-10-15

FROM. MISERY TO f4EALTtl.
A Society Leader and Club Won&n&of
Kansas City Writes 50 Thank
Doan's Kidney d Pills for ~ Quick
Cure. 5 S2z< r 3ss:EEff ~ f. VIE
Miss Nellie Davis 5of 1875 Michigan
Ave-, Kansas City, Mo-, society leader
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1904-10-15
The Foremost Question

The Foremost Question.
Edna-The Literary club met with
me yesterday afternoon.
Annals that so? What did you
have to Cincinnati Commercial
Tribune.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1904-10-15

from kidney troubles brought on by a
cold. I had severe pains in the back
and sick headaches, and felt miserable
all over. A few boxes of Doan's Kid
ney Pills made we a. we'll woman,
without an ache or pain, and feel
compelled to recommend this reliable
remedy" ss@'&$ .n..
(Signed) >.'5S'f NELLIE DAVIS.
A TRIAL 5FREE-Address Foster
Milburn Co., Buffa4o, N. Y. For sale
by all dealers. Price so cts.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1904-10-15
False FIGURE Of Speech


Rev. Pious-I am surprised, Mr..
Soaker, to see you in this condition;
you are beside yourself.
Soaker-Hic, look here, parson;
thought I was fulish, but you got me
beat whensh you are seeing double
Butte Inter-MOuntain.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1904-08-20
CHURCH GOODS HOUSE.

Attention is called to the adveftise-
ment of The James Clarke Church
Goods House, on the Denver page Of
this issue. We have no knowledge of
any other house in this section MAX
ing a speciality of Church Goods Den
yer is our neighbor, the metropolis of
the mountains. and it is like trading
et home to order from Denver
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1904-08-20

Former United States Senator Davis of West yirs
gna, Democratic candidate for Eicepresident is said
to own 1000 Of land for each year of his age He
is 81.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1904-08-20

Meanwhile another interesting scene was being en-
acted outside the building Thousands of people filed
the grounds who unable to enter the church For
their benefit the Most Rev DR.. ODonnell told off to
preach and while the archbishop of Tuam preached in
side the eloquent preate of Raphoe preaching out
side congregation the roof of whose church was the
sky and the incense Of whosge offering the per-
fumeladen breeze stealing softly up from the plains
Of Tyrconnel The spectacle very remarkable and
tercs was the down the and squares of
the quaint old city. There huge crowds ebbed and
flowed in increasing tide of humanity The archdo-
its tens OF thousands Dublin Meath and the
far north and all intervening southwark of Derry
seed the concourse by big continge1s brought to the
railway terminus at Armagh by dken special trains
All made their way TO the errsced front Of the great
cathedral but the approaches s but impassa
hls andsin all probability many who visited Armagh on
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-03-23
SPORTS.
ARE WORLD CHAMPIONS
LAKE HOCKEY TEAM
DEFEATS THE WONDERFUL
WANDERERS. OF MONTREAL AT
HOUGHTON, MICH.

New York Sun Special Service.
Houghton, Mich, March 2S.--At the
Amphidrome last night, before an en-
thusiastic crowd of $500 persons, the
Portage Lake hockey team, champions
Of the United States, defeated the
Wanderers of Montreal for the cham
pionship Of the world, by score Of
8 to 2. tf6 II
The game was incorpparably the
best ever seen on local ice and the
visitors worked like demons till the
very last. There was a recurrence Of
Ottawa tactics by two visitors and two
local players by which four men were
knocked insensible, delaying the game
somewhat, but otherwise the contest
was remarkably clear.
The Canadians were speedy and sci
entiflc, but were met by superior speed
and skill and were put on the defen-
sive early in the game. But for Dom
nelly's wonderful stops at the Ca
madam goal the score would have been
much larger. The visitors admit they
were beaten fairly.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-03-23
BILLIARDS

Fremont won last night in the competition for
the amateur billiard championship at the Ven
dome. r. Stephenson. vas his opponent and while
the game was long drawn-out affair the play
was fairly good IT has been decided to have all
the games take, place lin theB evening. Last
Fremoat6s:, o. 2, Z, o 0. !; 9; il z
o. l, 0, O., l 70 Q, ga o, 700; high run, IA
stephenson-o, s., g. 0, 49, o. 1, 2, %, s. a. o.
T. 1, o, 1, 1, 0. O. 5, 2. 0, I, 1. o; II, Z, 3, o.
/, 9, l, o, o, l, Is, :o,7 1, o. g. 4, Q, 4, o.
O., O, 6. 1, g., o, s. o. 0, e. Z, -, g. 0, 5, o., 2
O., Q, L, o, 8, ,-o-171; high run, is; average
1913. ="
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-03-23
Two Grand Trains.

Do you know that the Northern Pa
cific runs two daily transcontinental
trains? There is nothing finer OR
more comfortable on this Great
American Continent. Call at the
City Ticket Office, No. 10 Nicollet
House Block, for information as to
the cheap excursion rates to the west.
Make your plans now for trip to the
Yellowstone National Park. Rates
cheaper than ever before and accom-
modations in the Park very much ex-
tended and improved. -s.. ~.. @"-
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-03-23
FRESHMAN HAD HIS DOUBTS
Hard for Him to Believe Parson Had
Ever Worked.
. Success,

The Rev. Robert Collyer was a
blacksmith in Germantown, Pa, be-
fore he became a preacher. Once,
when there was little work at hand
he asked a builder in his neighbour
hood for something to do. The latter
replied that all he could give him
would be a job carrying a hod.
I'm your man." replied the black
smith, promptly. 'n.- ...-|
edifice was being erected in Chicago
for DR.. COllyer, he was standing
among the beams, watching the prog
ress Of the work. when an Irishman
came along with hod of bricks. DR..
Collyer spoke to him and he paused.
This is har-rd work, sor," said the
1r1shman. .' ..~ .',--"r
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-03-23
ARE SNARLING
YOUNG CORBETT AND JIMMY
BRITT CREATE INTEREST BY
THEIR VICIOUS GROWLING.
New York SUN Special Service.

San Francisco, March 23.-Interest
in the Young Corbett and Jimmy Britt
fight which a week or ten days ago
was of a lethargic nature Isl increasing
to most surprising extent as the day
Of the battle draws near This is
largely due to the enmity which exists
between the men. It assures the fight
goers that the bout will be one OF
blood. Growls and threats are con-
2tinually exchanged with Corbett the
aggressor. Both are in tip-top condi-
ton and down to weight. Corbett is
deYoting the greater portion of his
time to perfecting the overland punch
which he used with such success in his
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-03-23

New York Sun Special Service.
New York, March 23.-Terry Nc
Govern is after the winner Of the Cor
bett-Britt match Friday night. Sam
Harris has issued "a challenge for his
protege to meet the victorious one of
the two. The challenge:
In behalf Of Terry McGovern, I here
by challenge: the winner Of the Britt
Corbett bout at 130t pounds, .ringside.
will post ts5, 900 as side wager that Terry
will defeat either Britt or Corbett at the
above weight. Yours truly, :
Sf5 Sam H.. Harris, =.
#$Ss Manager Terry McGovern.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-03-23

IT know that WE'LL" answered DR..
Collyer; 'in my day, I've carried the
hod myself" ....-r ...
1.-The Irishman stared at me an in
stant," said DR.. Collyer, in relating the
incident, land then went on his way
mumbling something that sounded
suspiciously like L wouldn't "a be-
lieved tn parson was such a liar"
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-03-23
SULLIVAN GOING BLIND
"Joln t." in Bad Shape-Not Like

to Live. ~
New York Sun Special Service. S
Boston, March 23.-The condition.
Of John L. Sullivan is worse then was
at first thought. Not only is he. af-
ficted with trouble with his eyes but.
his one time herculean frame is almost
/. It is not believed that he
can live long. If he manages to re-
cover his physicians say it will be a
question Of q. short time before he will
be blind. 81.
and theatrical circles arrangements
were made for benefit performance
to be held at the Boston theater.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-03-23
BLOW FOR HARVARD
Lemoyne to Be Barred from the In
tercOllegiate.
New York Sun Special Service.

New YORK Sun Special Service. -
Cambridge, Mass March a.
Harvard men were greatly surprised
to learn that Harry Lemoyne, the
great freshman football player,
swimmer, shot putter, and all around
athlete, will mot be allowed to compete
in the intercollegiate track games this
year because he took part in an open
meeting in the Cambridge post Y. M.
|C. A. game Lemoyne's loss will be
a hard blow to Harvard's chances of
winning the meet, for he would easily
have secured a first place in the shot
put, and was a likely man In the ham,
mer throw. The fact of his competing
in an open meet, however, will not
disbar him from competing in the dual
games with Yale.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-03-23
Both crews have been backward in.

Both crews have been backward in.
training this year and an unprecedent-
ed state of affairs resulted when both
presidents resigned their seats in the
boats, on the ground that they were
mot up to the race" Neither eight is
a heavy one this year, Oxford being a
bit the beefiest of the two. The
boats are much better matched this
Year. than last. -, -. Z.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-03-23
. CAMBRIDGE IS FAvORITE

Has Advantage in Advance of Oxford
Race Saturday.
New York Sun Special Service. ,....-
London, March Cambridge is a.
slight favorite for the annual eight-i
Dared race with Oxford, which takes
place on the Thames next Saturday.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-03-23

fights with Hanlon and Sullivan. Bet
ting on Fridays bout remains at a
standstill and from present indications
there will not be wagers Of any i'm
portance until the men enter the ring.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-03-23

The athletic management of the
university has received word from the
Nebraska authorities that its terms
for the proposed dual track meet be-
tween the two institutions have been
accepted and promises to be one Of
the most interesting events of the
spring season. The two colleges have
met in every other form of college
athletics and have for some time been
anxious to hold a track meet, but 1T
has never been possible to do so be-
fore this season. 10"
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-03-23
GYMNASTS ARE OFF
Left on Their Eastern Trip Last
Evening. ,

The university gymnasts left last
night for Chicago, whence they will
proceed directly to New York to COM
pete in the intercollegiate gymnastic
contest to be held in that city Friday
evening. DR.. Cook and five men
Captain Ostvig, Haeberle, Strang, Lab
bitt and Tileston-were in the party.
DR.. Cook was not able to say what the
prospects for the Minnesota men are,
as he had not seen any of the teams
with which they were to compete.
The party will return next Monday
evening.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-03-23

Polite Cinnamon consider it "a
breach Of etiquette to wear spectacles
in company.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-03-23

sued for McGovern has been answered by
Neils father, who declares that he will
sign articles for fight when Harris says
the word.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-03-23
Huuhey Mceovern,s Chance,

Il New York, March 23.-Hughey Meow
ernS Gan have a crack at frankie Neil, the
bantam champion, as soon as he wants
one The challenge that Sam Harris is
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-03-23
IMPLEMENTS

Manufacture mower knives. sections,
rivets, cotters, rake teeth, link chain,
betting, etc. Jobbers' agricultural sup
plies. Write for 1903 catalogue, NO. %.
FACTORY ILL.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-03-23
Minneapolis the Jobbing Center Of the Northwest
AND SOME OF ITS PROGRESSIVE DISTRIBUTORS.
Be "Progre ssive
and Join the Flock.

All live jobbers and manufacturers
make yearly contracts to have their
cards appear on this page.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-02-01
NOTABLE CONCERT GIVEN
IN CITY OF WASHINGTON

washington. Jan. 3f.-The corcert of
The Washington symphony orchestra
conducted by Reginald De Koven ut
Chase's theatre this evening was not
able for the presence Of a large and
fashionable audience that included
many persons of note in the diplomatic,
political and social world of the ma
ticnal capital and for the first ap-
pearance in this country of new
star. Miss Maria Won Unscbuid, court
pianist 70 the queen OF ROumania.
Miss Won Unschuld has come to this
country under the immediate patronage
OF the Austrian ambassador aud his
wife. Baron and Baroness Hentel-
muller. She played as an opening num-
Der Lfsztzs t, flat major concerto with
the Symphony orchestra and at once
captured her audience. Her playing
was marked by sentiment as well as ex-
traordinary power and brilliance. She
received tumult0us applause and re-
peated recalls after each piano solo.
The orchestra under ar. De koven's
lead played its part of the programme
with both dash and finish.