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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-07-08

Majors GEoReE K HNT rz s sl3,, c4TaE PAyi
airy; First IAeutenants John R - DEyERE-y-x as
sirT. rsSoTder, detailed Examining Board at Fora
second Lieutenant ANTON H sCHROETER syn Cavalry.
before Examining Board at Fort Meade 'or exanina-
Colonel EDGAR z srEEvER. 4th Cavalry; Lleutsnans
Colonel Lou VI Ms. depHty 5urs,n genera 5-1
WIN 3. WINANS. Jr-, 4th Cavalry; First Lieutenants
STANLEY G. ZINHE, assistant surgeon and ARD
B PERsCHING 4th Cayalry- recorder detailed Ez--
aiming Board. Fort Riley.
Second IIeutenan. JAMES P BARNEY 18th Cavalry. be-,
Exarnns Board Fort Riley for examination fors
Majors JOIN G GRESHAM 18TH Cavalry; and IAaIEs
D. GLENNAN surgeon CAPTAINS 4i1s " -
i5t6 cavalry and FIRST Lieutenant WARREN W:
Myer
FRS, Lieutenant HERBERT J BREEs. signal corpss
and second Lieutenant CLARENCE c. CULVER. 10TH
cavalry before examining board az Fort Myer fos
examination promotion
Retirement Of BrigadieF General PETER c Hans
colonel WALTER HOWE ar-iIe-y, COTS from head
quarters Division. to command artillery dis
Second Lieutenant KENNETH P WILLIAMS to CoTa'
second Lieutenant ANTON CESAR GROIN. 70 ION IN
fan,ry. Company r.
Captain FRANCIS H BEACH. 7;h Cavalry, detallsa
mS5ss 4Ty ca RTn FIn BreweT tn cga1
Lieutenant colonel CHARLES F POWELL CoTPs &C
master and RICHARD H McaI AsTzR. artillery
corps detailed Fort H e. Wright. 70 acquires
land and locate buildings.
NAVY
Lieutenant Commander : a LEONARD. JR. detache1
American Steel Casting Company; continue O'heF
duties.
Lieutenant Commander R LOPEZ. detached the New
York. command the Prehle-
Iieus %sy5 II c FENroN detached ne FT''' 70
1.,,,snan, c. WEBSTER 70 the Bancroft
Lieutenant F b BAssEr detached ths Bancroft honas
Fsnssns J. c CREss and 7 F. GREEN. to the Newark
surgeon Miller Jdt orders 70 me KsT-
Isthrnus OF Panama
cable from Rear Admiral Y Stirling. Asiatia
Station. July s
1,e,,renan- = BOUGHrER star Admiral Cooper thu
assistant Paymas,-r D G mR1TCHET. Cavtte Station.
1leutenan, R D WHITE, the aI9naanOc1 TO the Wis
r,eutenan, J. " REEVES The san Francisco TO thu
lieutenant |. NJ ovERsTREEr. The FroIr to the Wis
Ensign NJ. JOYCE the Monterey to the san Francisco
Lieutenant Commander G. W. W DYSON. the Oregon
Mdshipmen a II STEWART p - ttf V2l7 - a,
,nashipman G. ]. RowcLIBF the Wilmington TIM
lieutenant NJ. H. BROWN the Raleigh TO home
Sdshiprlan e. DARST the Cincinnati 70 the Raleigh
Nds N6% the xew-oreaas to the Raleigh
r-rsir, l. FIIEAiAN the Raleigh 20 New-Oreans.
LieuSsnaa9s F n, gREEsN aad Z B. +AE 'A'
Miashipman : D. WILSON the Wisconsin TO ths
Mdshipman J. O RICHARDSON. the New-orleans
the MonadnocN
MOVEMENTS OF NAVAL vESSELS--The fol-
lowing movements Of vessels have been reported 20
the Navy Department
ARRIVED.
The Helena Hong KoaS ne PER- at Port
Narragansetr Bay
SAILED.
J1Iv 1.-THE Eearsarge- Alabama Maine.
from Piraeus for Trieste. tina
Aberenda Piraeus for Lambert Point.
NassaChussrL the Whipple. Truxrun. W1rden.
the Hull and the Hopkins from NarraganssJt Bay
New-Ioudon Wasp from Sabine for Galveston.
the Sterling from Portsmouth for Norfolk
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-07-08
TO TRY FOR oLDFlELp,s RECORD

Believing the seventy-fve horsepower Central
flyer can easily beat the record of SO seconds
held by Barney Odield. a trial will he given the
DIE eight cylinder machine the Empire Track
autonooiie meet OF July l6. Lafayette MarkIe said
esterday that the car was being put into condition
LOT an attack on the record. and he believed il
would circle the course in IS seconds Entries for
the meet close Monday, with Alfred ReeI-es SEQ
rotary. No $50 Washington-st - 49,
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-07-08
CONNECTICUT LEAGUE.

At SprinEheId-Springfield. !. Hartford.
Al New-London--New- London J. Holyoke. fourteen
Innings.
Al Norwich--New-H Haven 3; Norwich. 3
At INSTRUMENTATION, 3; Bridgeport. .
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-07-08
STATE LEAGUE

At Syracuse-Troy. l. Syracuse O
A. Ttica-A J. & c.. 3: Utica
At MISUNDERSTANDING !; Bsrghauton thirteen
iuninEsl
Iionron. s: Schenectady Crrsa camel. TIion 4.
Schenectady. l second camel -
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-07-08
MARYLEBoNE c. c.
LIVINGSTON WINS FROM BROOKLYN.

Despite the rain. the Brooklyn Cricket Club met
the Livingston Field Club At Staten Island yester
dnv Both teams rather weakly represented.
The islanders won by 4s runs. and wickets 10
spare. A CT. Laurie batted in good form for 30 for
the winners. while c. Dalton. r. w. r. Powell.
X E Bousefield, A J. @. Cook and q. n. Boyd all
added double figures The score:
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-07-08
NEW-ENoLAND LEAGUE.

A. Fail River-FHil River. 3. Nashua. 2
At Observation-Disclosures .: Lawrence. O.
AZ Haverhil ~rhill. Il. Concord. q
At OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES Bedford. .: Lowell. q
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-07-08
EASTERN LEAGUE.

~ Providence-Providenc 4: Newark g.
At Montreal Montreal, !: Buffalo. &
AT Toronto-ROchssfer 3: Toronto. 2
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-07-08
MINNEHAHA DEFEATS ST. PAUL.

Cricketers from the Atlantic liners ST. Paul and
Minnehaha had an interesting contest at Prospect
Park yesterday The bowling OF A. Trott and F.
Griffith for the Minnehaha enabled their team 10
win by 10 runs and I wckets to spare. The score:
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-07-08

out the St Louis Americans here to-day. Two
gave Chicago their only tally The score:
Chicago ...--......--O o. 4 /
---.--.-..-.u ~
Batteres-owen and sullivan. sudhor and sugdsn-
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-07-08
BASEBALL.
Boston Outplays HighIanders
Chesbro Loses Game at Last.
RESULTS OF GAMES YESTERDAY

AMERICAN LEAGUE.
Boston =: New-Tortl l. Chicago. I: s.. Louis. o.
Cleveland 1. Detroit. 2
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-07-08
GAMES TODAY.
LEAGUE.

NATIONAL LEAGUE.
Nev-York ar St Louis PittsburE
Brooklyn at Chicago Philadelphia at Cincinnati
AMERICAN LEAGUE.
Boston Nev-TOrk Detroit at Cleveland.
Washington Il Philadelphia Chicago Louis.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-07-08
nj niles. -l-Alaideas years old and over: ia
PADDOCK PARAGRAPHS.

The IS wao pulled up trife lame after winning
me Test Handicap on yvesnez5s~ 80 ",i-'iii's
yesterday. and in his exercise ~ 60
ssTs sIlo%ed 10 symptoms Of soreness ~, -
Rrrh,oe le morse VIII surely be q starter T., f,,a
0''e"'on Handicap tomorrow. 'i ei IL tle
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-07-08

Sa''i me- ms '%FehI freeman Srloach Cd Douoie
N~w-Yorlg. 5. First base bals-OH Gibson, =. First
base 7rrnrs-B1st9n- =. New-Tori l. out-By
Gibson. . by Chrshr1. ;. Tine-i55 Tmpirr-She-dan.
Attendance .J66
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-07-08

Scholes won the championship in association
singles and senior doubles at the national re.
gatta at Worcester last year and Is entered for
this years championship at St Louis TlIv %
and 90 -' -
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-07-08
WESTrEESTER

summary-IoRls earned-Rockaway. :: Wes'chest-r. =.
Allowed by hRndi ,ap-Rockaway. = Lost by penalties
RuCkawuy "A safety. Net sCor~-RoCkaway. lo-.
Westchestcr 1 Referee Conover
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-07-08

SeiQ has about decided to start the Falsetto colt
~ ,2-I9orT0Ws handicap. and consequently has
deleIFea gong 10 Saratoga until EeXt week.
=. l. Mcdonald. the bookmaker, whose FLY
carrie Jones won the Atlantic Stakes yesterday.
told Ms friends that she had an outside chance.
ana they profited accordingly.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-07-08

se,, ~. ~'e'a had The Picket out yesterday and
MN mile and quarter at a stir gallon Mr.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-07-08
ST PAUL
MISSEHAEA.

C. STOW Haworth.
!. Griffith. b Roach. a
= ClaXton. b Rollo
a. Breeze
S
Total q wckers) .... 90
Tracy, Trott, R Roberts F. Ticlrner. l Irvine
and Il Griffith did bat
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-07-08

-'sh Lad TO have received his e,a, .,-..,-
Va. s irrigation at Sheepshead but as The rack
Rove-s rom the rain Of the night before NJ
---ea 70 Keep the colt il his quarters
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-07-08
.RRIVEl

July s-rhe Helena az Hong Kong. the Perry
ana the Bennington q Breme-tOu. the Chesapeake
Narragansetr Bay
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-07-08

MOVEMENTS OF NAVAL vESsELS-The fol-
lowing movements Of vessels have been reported 20
the Navy Department
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1904-08-04
Not at Home.

Counsel for the plaintiff was in the
midst of severe cross.examination.
The witness was a local rustic, unused
to legal tactics and much awed by
court proceedings.
al understand" said the lawyer,
that you called on the defendant one
afternoon. Is that so"
Eyes, sir, returned the countryman.
"What did he say?"
Counsel for the defendant sprang
to his feet with an objection. His op-
ponent persisted, and there was an
appeal TO the bench. After a few mo-
ments the Judges retired to consider
the point. They were absent nearly
half an hour. When they returned
they announced their decision that
the question was permissible.
"Now let US hear what the plaintiff
said, cried the successful disputsnt
triumphantly, turning to the witness,
who had not spoken during the inter-
upton.
He wasn't at home" replied the
rustic solemnly.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1904-08-04
A City Incident

Ragged and hungry, Denris Gala
han, who had been an outcast for
years, trudged along Second avenue
in New York the other dav. A
crowd Of children swarmed about him
to make sport Of his wretched clothing.
One threw stone that grazeJ It's
head.
Callahan turned smiling TO H." led
who hal thrown the stone. Run
along and be good boy" he ai
But the children continued to follow
the man, pushing him of the sidewalk,
stretching a string across bis path and
clutching at his coat tail. In response
to all this torment Callahan had only
gentle rsproach After arising from
sudden shove into the gutter he
turned to the small miscresnt sd
said 81 bad a little boy like yOu
once
Presently one Of the boys, bold'r
than the rest, gave the victim a strorg.
hard shove. Hunger and tram ing
and e1ertion had weakened the man
and he fell in a heap and lay still.
A physician who happened to be pass
ing examined the man. Only once
was be able TO bring him back TO con.
sciousness.
"They didn't mean it, he gasPed'
Later he died in Bellevue Hospital.
The doctors said that the cause Of his
death was a fractured skull. The boy
who gave the man the fatal shove
could not be identified.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1904-08-04
sI.00 A YEAR.
RudimentarY Instinct.

why is it, asked the elderly man
with the contemplative air, "that We
instinctively choose the tables nd
chairs next to wall in restaurant
Why are the tables in the center of
the room ALWAYS the last taken p
"D.h', know; never thoupli,it."
responded his companion. "Bui I'll
bet you have theory TO account r,r
it"
The elderly man smiled knowingly,
and continued
You will notice that the cor'or
seats are always taken first It. the
same in street cars or railroad cor ches.
Every man or woman inslincrlvely
takes to corner and screws III. OF
her back into Have you no, ced,
too that when passing people "I're a
wall you always edge inward II YOU
possibly c,n2
Why is it2 Simply instinct an
instinct the origin OF which dr''s Iack
to prehistoric times, when men had
not yet learned The use ofmerslv /.
ons II is the insil ct we iuhrIlltum
our cave.dwelhug ancestors, who i,d
ouly clubs with which to defend them.
selves. Instinct Is only su uc,r.
scious disposition TO make use OF i'-
ylous experiences.
when the prehistoric man ". l'rd
to eat hls meal IN peace he hudd,rd
into some Granny IN cliff or against
the side of A hip rock. In that pcs-
ton he felt secure, Tor nothing can'l
attack him from the rear and hr could
observe everything that sppr" rl'd
his way. II must have taken ayes OF
experience to have bred that II sir Il
so deeply within us, for even now.
when cave bears aud msstodoi 10
not frequent our eating rrsoln Ne
prefer walls and especially ccl' "rs
every time
Il suppose, too, that's why me" "''.
urally walk on the outward sIdr 81
women along sidewalks In c"sr u
winged ichthyosaurus should taoop
down upon them he could bang her
over against the shop window snd
stand off the beast
at is another rudimentary instinct
which has survived the need ol II.
Man instinctively protected ~'m'n
by having cliff on one side OF her
and himself on the other. and to is
day she expects lr."-Sdu Froposoo
Sunday CALL
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1904-08-04
She Got the Place.

The New York Herald tells how a
diplomatic young lady, who under
stood the weakness Of politicians, Sc
cured, some years ago, place in the
State service.
The day before the opening of the
session, a shy girl knocked at the
door Of the attorney generals Office.
YES" said the clerk. He will
see you when he gets through with
this long line of job.hunters. Just
have a seat
In the numerous chairs, on the Of
fee lounge and standing, were twen-
ty more waiting for a turn to press
some claim for position.
The encouragement was rather
looking man, and he dismissed
each with the remark
~ cant do anything for you. Sor-
ry, you know, but there are hundreds
of applications, and each officer, every
legislator, has dozen begging for
each position.
When the timid girls turn came,
she handed the impatient-looking Of
fcer a letter. She said nothing; she
hardly looked into his face.
I'm sorry, Miss c., that l can do
nothing for you. 1t was foolish for
you to come here expecting to get
work. I'd be glad to help you II l
could, but, you see, it's this way. l
have no influence to get you posi-
ton. l am very"
1--WE were speaking of that at home
but | thought it would do no harm to
see you" she interrupted. And we
were saying what pity it was that
you had lost your influence. "
The State official WINGED. He looked
as if something hurt him.
Brown" he said, turning to his
deputy with unnecessary abruptness,
this young lady is to have a position
in the enrolling department. See that
there is a place for her, if you have
to muzzle every legislator in the
building I"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1904-08-04

Various form of Xcursion tickets to st.
Louis Via B fillmore IL hio Railroad now
on sale from shenandoah junction as fol-
lows:
SEASON TICKETS, good to return until De-
cember 10. 1904. TO be sold daily at rate oil
S33.2O round trip.
SIXTY DAY Excursion Tickets, final limit
not later than December 10, 1904, TO
be sold daily at rate OF S27.7O round trip.
FIFTEEN DAY Excursion Tickets, to be sold
daily at rate OF s2275 round trip.
VARIABLE ROUTE EXCURSION TICK
ETS either season or siNtN days, Will be
sold going via one direct route and re-
turning Via another direct route, full In
formation concerning which can be OBJ
tanned from Ticket Agent.
STOP. OVERS not exceeding ten days Mt
each point will be allowed at WasE ing
ton, Deer Park, Mountain Lake Park,
Oakland, and Mitchell, Ind, Qor French
Lick and West Baden Springsl within re-
turn limit, upon notice TO conductor ana
deposit Of ticket with Depot Ticket Agent
Immediately upon arrival
SToP-OVERS not exceeding ten days Will be
allowed at st. Louis on all one-way (eX-
cept Colonists Tickets TO the Pacihc
COAST and round-trip tickets reading 10
points beyond st. Louis, upon deposit OF
ticket with Validating Agent and pay
ment Office of 81.
Three Solid Vestibuled trains are run daily
from New York, Philadelphia, Baltimore
and Washington via Parkersburg and
Cincinnati to ST. Louis.
Three Solid Vestibuled trains are run daily
from Plttsburg, Wheeling and Columbus
Via Cincinnati TO ST. Louis
Magnificent coaches, sleeping cars, observa-
tion cars and uneXcelled dining car SER
vice.
For Illustrated folder. time table and full In
formation, call at Ticket Office, Baltimore
q OHIO Railroad.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1904-08-04
Death.

am the friend mankind have called the foe.
The angel Of the sickle gathering IN
The weary souls too weak for farther strife
l am the guide for all who journeying 60
Over the mountain tops that men call life.
am the friend mankind have called the foe.
The guide for those who Journeying have gone
In shadow valleys gently lead the way
Unto the city lighter than the day.
The sleep that ushers in the glory dawn.
Mine is the hand that rocks the world to sleep
The child is Graded on my tender breast
Mothers in my embrace no yigils keep
| am the rest for those who know no rest.
The door through which the Fathers house Is
gained,
The highway unto all that's brightest best
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1904-08-04

petitions not intended for my ears.
The lawyer smiled.
"My dear fellow" he said, You
are wrong again. 1t was intended for
my ears and yours too 4; and God Al
mighty intended it. Ny old mother
used to sing about God moves in a
mysterious way, l remember"
well. my mother used to sing It
too, said the client, and he twisted
the claim papers in his fingers. "YOu
call in the morning, if you like, and
tell mother and him that the claim
has been met.
"In mysterious way" added the
LAWYER.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1904-08-04
A Perfect Painless Pill

is the one that will cleanse the system,
set the liver TO action, remove the bile,
clear the complexion, cure headache
and leave a good taste in the mouth.
The famous little pills for doing such
work pleasantly and effectually are DE
Wits Little Early Risers. Bob Moore
Of Lafayette. Ind, says: IAN other
pills have used gripe and sicken, while
DE Wits Little Early Risers are simply
perfect" Sold at Remnants Pharmacy.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1904-08-04
Taken with Cramps

VIM. Kirmse. a member OF the bridge
gang working near Littleport, was taken
suddenly i'll Thursday night with
cramps and a kind OF cholera. His
case was so severe that he had TO have
the members of the crew wait upon
him and Mr.. Clifford was called and
consulted. He told them he had a
medicine in the form OF Chamberlain s
Collie. Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy
that he thought would help him out
and accordingly several doses were
administered with the result that the
fellow was able TO be around next day.
The incident speaks quite highly OF Mr..
Gifords medicines. .-Elkader, Iowa,
Argus.
This remedy never fails. Keep il 10
your home, it may save life. For sale
by Reiuhart's Pharmacy.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1904-08-04
End Of Bitter Fight.

Two physicians had a long and stub
born fight with an abscess on my right
lungs" writes J. F. Hughes Of Du Pont
Ga. "and gave me up. Everybody
thought my time had come. As last
resort tried Dr. Kings New Discovery
for Consumption. The benefit receiv-
ed was striking and was on my feet in
few days. Now I've entirely regained
my health" Ii conquers al Coughs,
Colds and Throat and LUG troubles.
Guaranteed by Remnants Pharmacy.
Price SOC, and fl.OO. Trial bottles free.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1904-08-04
A Sweet Breath

is a never failing sign Of a healthy
stomach. Wnen the breath is bad tbe
stomach Is out Of order. There ~ no
remedy in the world equal 70 Kodol Dys-
pepsia Cure for curing indigestion,
dyspepsi4 and all stomach disorders.
Mrs Wary s. Crck, OF White Plains.
Ky, writes II have been dyspepiic
Tor years tried all kinds OF medicine
but continued % grow worse. BY the
use Of KOdOl began 10 improve al once
and after taking few bottles am fully
restored 10 weight. health and strength
and can eat whatever like" KodOl
digests what you eat and makes the
stomach sweet Sold at Reinharts
Pharmacy.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1904-08-04
l The case of Miss Frankie
0rser, of Boston, Mass, is in'
teresting to all women.

"DEAR Mrs PISKHAM:-1 suffered
misery for several years. Ny back ached
and had bearing-down pains, and fire.
quent headaches. l would often wake
from a resttul sleep in such pain and
misery that it would be hours before
l could close my eyes again. l dreaded
the long nights and weary days. l
could do no work. l consulted differ
ent physicians hoping to get relief,
but, finding that their medicines did
not cure me, tried Lydia f. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound, as
1t was highly recommended to me. am
glad that 1 did SO, for l soon found
that 1t was the medicine for my case.
Very soon was rid OF every ache and
pain and restored to perfect health.
/ feel splendid, have a fine appetite,
and have gained in weight lot. -
Miss FRANKIE OBsER, IA Warrentn
St., Boston, Mass. $4,000 forfeit II original
Of aboUs letter proving esnHineHsss cannot 6s pro-
Surely you cannot wish to re-
main weak, sick and discouraged,
and exhausted with each days
work. Some arrangement of the
feminine organs is responsible
for this exhaustion, following
any kind Of work or effort.
Lydia f. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound will help you just as
1t has thousands of other women
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1904-08-04

"You weather prophets make a great
many mistakes" said the man who
sneers.
"Yes, answered the observer; "snd
if other people had all their mistakes
published in the daily papers az We
do suspect that our record would
seem pretty good"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1904-08-04

You'll have to call again" ssid the
servant at the door.
That's what you said yesterday,
replied the bill collector.
"But Mr.. Skinner is too i'll TO talk
TO you today"
you needn't worry about that
I'll do all the talking"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1904-08-04

Husband-My. but wish | h1d
your tongue.
Wife-So that you couLi express
yourself intellIgently2
Husb4nd-No. 20 that ] could foP
it when wanted -.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1904-08-04

Silas-What is old Rube 30 hot
about?
Cyrus-Why, an artist asked if be
could paint his cows.
Silas-That didn't hurt the cows,
did it?
Cyrus-Yes, by heck He painted
a sarsaparilla sigD on each one.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1904-08-04

Husband-You are not economical.
Wife-Wsll, if you don't call a
woman economical who saves brr
wedding dress for possible second
marriage I'd like to know what you
think economy ia like.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1904-08-04
VIRGINIA COLLEGE
For Young Ladies, Roanoke. Va.

For Young Ladies, Roanoke, Va.
on.ns September &c. 1904 One Of the leading aiiI4
Schools for Young Ladies in the south New oul.
;oas nianos and equipment Campus ten acres
lngs, P,nU P,IT,.in scenery in Valley OF Virginia
S SIang ,or bratb European and American teachers.
FuIl course Conservatory advantages IN Ar MuS,
and ElSeution' For Sess,T ea,aIoSre address
~ Roanoke, Va
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1904-08-04
Pail Term Opens September IA, 1904.
BALTIMORE AND OHIO R. r.
The Nations Highway" and Short
est Route" to the
WORLDS FAIR.
ST. LOUIS.

Three Through Trains Daily, yesti-
5u.ed throughout with Pullman Sleep
ug Cars, observation Cars and DINING
Cars, via Cincinnati.
season, sixty-day and fifteen-day ex-
curSion tickets on sale at very low rates
Cheap Coach Excursions from all Sta'
lions announced from time to time.
Ask ticket agents for descriptive
Worlds Fair folder, boarding-nouSYe5
and hotel booklet, guide maps ana Iuii
ltOrmation.