The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1904-02-19

-, un.,, ~. .. Cranberry. Wis, the Heavyset
,n," Ladies Club of New York has
Vote Your Own petition against allowing
Brother Smoo spread out his
coat tails and sit down Yes they held special meet
ing in Cranberry secretary instructed to take his fountain
pen dictionary hand and address the United States senate as
follows:
Gents 1t is the sense meeting that YOU body OF
nice and pleasant gentlemen Some of little nrn and
trcnby still able understand to slip an ace OF
grand old of Jefferson Jackson and Polk But
your GROWING glory and senator at % and out after an
other term lust as he does red
ncke YOU could knock down with and beat
o, his n thoughts Therefore OF this meeting that
before YOU and beg that YOU give
place among you lest day while YOU are
Sleeping peacefully through first speech and then another and
dreaming pair this villain rush out Of the senate
with his hat and up every female IRON georgetown
Crossing o. before toerng limbs
and stop him. Therefore venerable sres ask that you eNp nm
from your somewhat historical though drowsy precincts e Dy par
amentar process by And that's the has been going
since the session Of the senate opened up Tor the ana
ton OF such business might regularly be brought before it,
Yes, but claimed that Reed Smoot never was PoHgams
said
But being from Utah" he replied as his
pocket began with air Of reckless extravaganza
being say the suspicious have naturally been against
him No he poygamist but being from
good many people have been afraid might break him
time You man always judged more or less by the state
he halls from Massachusetts he fond of lbsn
baked and bothered deal by weak and the
secondary And yet when he at home ne may drive dy
by the suction and sleep his
overalls Kentucky he either distinguished
colonel knife down his boots less distinguished
major sah with gun in pocket up his
!
Just keep Ii from Kansas he has either
composed political platform and doesn't make much
difference which Indiana he is either reformed
who got upper hand OF him else he addicted
TO now Utah he is either poganis
liable with time and marry anything from pair OF
female suffrage convention And So say if man wants
to break into ana have trouble he shouldn't
try 10 do his hang He may but minutes
and haul him out OF his seat by the back
OF the and hold inquest him.
WHISPERED the boundess and be sworn
they saw to him. Being Utah. how many wives had
codng How did get elected BY overlooking
the ballot box ampedng the legislature with the solid fathen
law vote in your family: Did you old ladies'
homes YOU preacher by the month DO you have Your
marrying Do with you per-
son or send delegates? that have sliced up
your affections and scattered them from end OF the
state 10 the other; And i win 60 with him.
YOU been politician that enough SO you could
really notice inquired with the OF slight rising infection
I'VE replied for everything from congress 10 jantor OF
lodge and been beat every I've been exposed political
office Won might saw on the map I've always managed pull
through without being stricken with OF them And 50 my advice
IN nolcal matters is something for politics if the that
gets licked all the details OF how happened nobody can
remember one time of campaign another patriot and
elf became involved argument that the life death OF this
,cruc and before he had hit blow the Of tree
dom that laid me fat WELL didn't carry torch light defend
the Grand old flag capacity for week. but am here to
saw 10 YOU that understand the physical OF that man better
than he does himself So advice politics. always go to the
,, a, was elected and got counted And advise IS II
m eyer want 10 oze the halls OF and not be disturbed
don't come from and be suspected OF happy hresde IN every nam
h and city that proud head to the clear blue skies might
,av Of that glorious moher-naw infested commonwealth
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