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The daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1904-1905, 1904-12-31
Richmond Won Again.
Especial to the Palladium.)

Anderson, December 30-Richmond
defeated Anderson here tonight in a
slow and listless game. Elwood was
/, to have played here, but on account
of Lyons. the Grey's half back, jump
ing to the Central League Captain
cunningham was unable to get a
team together and Richmond had to
I'LL the vacancy. Richmond saw from
the start tonight that Anderson was
off form and would not be hard to
,beat and the Quakers did not exert
The daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1904-1905, 1904-12-31
Muncie Was Easy.
Especial to the Palladium.)

Especial to the Palladium.
Marion, December 3O.-Muncie was
about the easiest proposition tonight
that Marion has had in a good many
moons. McGilvary and Lewis walked
through Holderness and Farrell as if
they were made Of paper instead of
flesh and bone. Lewis played cover
point entirely and McGilvary worked
the floor. Lewis made four goals in
a bunch and McGilvary made three
in the last period. While the game
was not gilt edge exhibition of polo
the work of the Foxy Five was
enoueht to get all of the rooters
started and the rooters were present
tonight in full force 1t was the
largest crowd of the season and ev-
cry move made by Captain Jeans
men was loudly applauded. 1t
would not be safe to state what
would have happened had Marion
been defeated.
The lineup:
Marion Muncie
Lewis ....... rush ....... Jason
McGilvary 49,. rush ........ Hart
Jean ........ center -..... Farrell
Cameron -. half back ;. Holderness
Burgess ...... goal $500. eastman
Score-Marion II, Muncie 5.
Rushes-Lewis II, Jason z.
Fouls-Hart, Holderness, McGil-
vary.
Stops-Burgess IS, eastman q.
Referee-Waller.
.S95.
First Period.
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themselves very much. On account
of fouls Richmond lost one Of its
goals. Referee Latham thought that
Mansfield was doing too much rough
riding over Mercer and the blonde
center was credited with two fouls.
Doherty as usual managed to get a
black mark for his alleged roughness.
All the defense players put up a fine
game. Young Cunningham was a lit
tie off form and was unable to con-
meet with the ball at any stage Of the
game The scoring was all done by
Bone. Mercer played a good game,
but one man never won a polo game.
Perry, a Richmond amateur, was on
the bench for the Quakers, but he did
not have a chance to get on the floor.
The score was tied until the begin
ming of the third period.
The daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1904-1905, 1904-12-31

MISTLETOE HADLEY BROS.
3a-2t
The daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1904-1905, 1904-12-31
Indianapolis Won.

Especial to the Palladium
Fl. Wayne, December 30 Fl.
Wayne was defeated On its own floor
tonight by indianapolis, 4 to 3.
Haughton and Higgins worked to-
gether fine and Caravan and Nc
Grath were unable to stop the mos
quito fleet. Fl. Wayne seemed to be
a bit off color.
The daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1904-1905, 1904-12-31

Score-Anderson l, Richmond 2.
Rushes-Mercerr3, Bone 5.
Fouls-Mansfeld 2, Doherty, Gar
diner.
Stops-Mallory 81, Jessup 33.
Referee-Latham.
Attendance-1.2O 200.
First Period.
Mercer-5:2
Second Period.
Bone-S:05.
Third Period.
Bones :04.
Bone-3 so.
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: McGilvary-G11. @
Lewis :13. e.
Lewis IA.
%.
Jason-1:36
Second Period.
HART 5.
Lewis-7:10.
/ 80.
Lewis-2:1S.
Lewis :03.
Third Period.
Hart-1:12.
Hart :16.
McGilvary ::45.
McGilvary-:5 "a.
McGilvary-5:4 As.
Jean-2:33.
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||15sEEZ SIS
FOR SOME PEOPLE.

A gentle hint is wasted on some people,
you will find.
A slight insinuation they will never seem
TO mind. ~.
They're deaf to all suggestion when it's
delicately made;
To get it through their noodles you must
call a spade spade.
They can't see where they're wanted and
they're always in the way;
The things they should not mention they
invariably say.
A house must fall upon them-they VIII
disregard a brick.
The only thing to move them is hard
and hearty kick.
They're always well-intentioned but they
do not seem to think
Significance may sometimes be connected
with wink.
You have to take your gloves off when
you handle ther-impart
Your ideas to such folk with the assist
ance of chart.
Don't beat about the bush or attempt to
speak with tact,
But stripped of all DISCUSSES, give them
cold and brutal fact.
Don't waste your time in limiting when
you see their heads are thick,
But help their comprehension with hard
and hearty kick.
It sounds a little heartless, am willing
to admit,
Because a person happens to be some
what dull of wit,
To such a harsh proceeding as I've men
toned TO resort
And yet your time is precious and this
life's extremely short.
wouldn't try to hurt EN- in your effort
toe convey
A due sense of your meaning, and it's
foolish to display
An irritable feeling or to show temper
quick
However, I'm in favor of hard and
hearty kick.
Chicago Daily News.
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my coachman, the rascal, in some man
ner seems to have done quite as well
for himself. 1 doubt not he will yet
bald a mansion of his OWE. and per-
haps my husband may drivs for him.
These be strange days indeed. l only
hope they may continue, % spite OF
what my husband says"
And what says hep" asked Lady
Catharine, her own vo, e sounding to
her unfamiliar and far away.
why, that the city is mad, and that
this soon must end-this Mississippi
bubble, as my Lord Etair calls it at the
embassy"
You did not tell me, Lady Emily"
said she, with a woman's feigned indif-
ference, what was the name of this
poor woman of the other evening"
why, so had forgot-and tits said
that Mr.. Law, after all, comported
himself something of the gentleman.
No one knows how far hack the affair
runs, nor how serious it was. And in
deed l have seen no one who ever
heard of the woman before
And the manner"
"'Twas said Mr.. Law called her
Mary Connynge."
The big fly, deep down in the crystal
cage, buzzed on audibly; and to one
who heard it, the drone of the lazy
wings seemed like the roars of thou
sand tempests.
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why, that the worst has happened.
But, as was about to say, shall tell
you how it happened
The gaze of the regent fell. His
hand trembled as he fumbled - his
sword belt
"Your grace" said Law, calmly, will
do me the kindness to remember that
when first asked of you the charter
of the Banque Generate, to be taken
privately in the name of myself and
my brother, / told you that any banker
merited the punishment of death if he
issued notes or bills of exchange with
out having their effective value safe
in his own strong boxes
well, what of that?" queried the
regent, weakly.
Nothing, your grace, except that
your grace deserves the punishment
of DEATH"
How, sir, Good Cod"
IF the truth of this matter should
ever become known. those people out
there, that France yonder, would tear
your grace limb from limb, and trample
you in the Dust"
The livid face of the regent went
paler as the other spoke. There was
conviction in those tones which could
not fail to reach even his heavy wits.
ITO Be Continued
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Summoned by Name.

An exciting lovers quarrel was once
brought about by the young woman's
accidental reading of telegram
wherein the unfortunate lover had
spoken of his new yacht in terms of
endearment, emitting to mention the
fact that Geraldine was only a boat.
A similar blunder is reported by the
Philadelphia Telegraph.
There were five passengers in the
street car, and as it approached a
crossing the conductor called Will
liam!"
One man got up and went out.
Ann" announced the conductor,
and woman left the car
Tucked away in the corner was lit
tie man with a foreign-looking face.
When the conductor called "George!"
and another passenger alighted, the
little man awoke to the situation. He
rose, tiptoed down the aisle and whis-
pered to the conductor: Before you
calls out de name Of de lady in dere
I'll tell you I wants to git off soon
My name, it is Paul."
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CHAPTER XII.
MASTER AND MAN.

John Law, idle, preoccupied, sat
gazing out at the busy scenes of the
street before him. The room in which
he found himself was one of suite in
that magnificent Hotel de Scissor,
bought but recently of the Prince de
Carignan for the sum of 100000
livres, which had of late been chosen
as the temple of Fortuna. The great
gardens of this distinguished site were
now filled with hundreds of tents and
kiosks, which offered quarters for the
wild mob of spectators which surged
and swirled and fought through out the
narrow avenues, contending for the
privilege of buying the latest issue of
the priceless shares of the Company of
the Indies.
The system was at it's height The
bubble was blown to it's last limit
The popular delirium had grown to it's
last possible degree.
From the window these mad mobs
. of Infatuated human beings might have
seemed so many little ants, running
about as though their home had been
destroyed above their heads. They
fastened as though fleeing from the
breath of some devouring flame. Sure
ly the point of flame was there, at
that focus of Paris, this focus of all
Europe; and thrice refined was the
quality of this heat, burning out the
hearts of those distracted ones.
Law looked over this familiar scene,
Indifferent, calm, almost moody, his
cheek against his hand. his elbow on
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Courage of an Artist.

When, after days of desperately hard
work, Eugene Delacroix finished his
first academy picture he found that
he did not have any money with which
to buy a frame. Without it the pic
ture could not be admitted to the
salon and the young artist was de-
termined that it should have a place
there. So he set to work to manufac-
ture frame. At last the picture was
sent up to be exhibited surrounded by
four planks daubed with colors
When, a few days later, Delacroix
went to search for his picture in the
small rooms set apart for the efforts
of young artists, it was not to be found
there. One of the keepers, who no
ticed his disappointment, inquired if it
were he who sent the picture with the
board frame On learning that it was,
he said: THE committee would not
have your planks. The chairman or
dered fine frame for your picture and
it has been hung with the best pic
tures."-N. Y. Tribune.
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YOUNG IDEAS RANDOM SHOTS
Examples of Juvenile BrilIiancy
Displayed by British
SchOOlboys.

The following list of amusing mis-
takes made by British schoolboys in
their examination papers is compiled
by the University Correspondent:
Iron is grown in large quantities for
manufacturing purposes in S. France
The sun never sets on British pos
sessions because the sun sets in the
west, and our colonies are in the north
south and east
The diminutive of man is mankind
Question: Define the first person
Answer: Adam.
Blood consists of two sorts of cork
screws-red corkscrews and white
corkscrews.
Asked to explain what buttress is
one boy replied, "a woman who makes
butter" and another "a female butch
err"
Teachers dictation; His choler rose
to such height that passion well-nigh
choked him. Pupils reproduction:
His collar rose to such a height that
fashion well-nigh choked him.
. A Jobs comforter is a thing you
give babies to soothe them.
A sky scraper is an overturned hat
Political economy is the science
which teaches us to get the greatest
benefit with the least possible amount
of honest labor.
cine
In the United States people are put
to death by elocution.
Gravity was discovered by Isaac
Walton. It is chiefly noticeable in the
autumn, when the apples are falling
from the trees
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Prayer. for a Racehor.e.

Among the stories that John Wesley
Gaines, Congressman from Tennessee,
brought back with him from England
is one that Dean Hole, the witty di-
vine, tells of an unsophisticated curate
who went to a Yorkshire parish where
the Pensioners bred horses and, in
addition, frequently raced them.
This innocent curate was asked to
Invite the prayers of his congregation
for Miriam Hawkins. So, for three
successive Sundays, prayers were Of
fered up for Miriam Hawkins On
the fourth Sabbath the clerk advised
the curate that further prayers in this
respect were unnecessary.
Dear mel" exclaimed the innocent
man, lis Miriam dead?"
"Oh, no. sir" was the startling re-
Spouse, "she won the ten furlons
-racel"-N z. Tribuna
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Evil. of Mock Gentility.

Students of social conditions are
alarmed at the false pride which makes
young men prefer to be poorly paid
clerks rather than well-paid working
men. That the desire for mock gentil-
tty exists is shown by the eagerness
with which youths who would be first
class mechanics or able farmers rush
but half-qualified into the learned pro-
LESSONS, only to meet disaster, its
more wide-reaching effects are to de-
prive the community of efficient work.
ingmen and to multiply useless mem
bers of society.
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his chair. What was the call, Henri -
asked he, at length, of the old Swiss
who had, during these stormy times,
been so long his faithful attendant.
What was the last quotation that you
heard?"
Your honor, there are no quota
tions,' replied the attendant "'Tis
only as one is able to buy. The &C
lions of the last issue. 100000 in all,
were swept away at a breath at $4,000
livres the share"
Ninety times what their face de-
mands.' said Law, impassively.
True, some 80 times" said the
Swiss. "'Tis said that of this issue the
regent has taken over one-third. or
100000, himself. 'Tis this that makes
the price of the other two-thirds run
the higher. since tbs all that the pub
lie has to buy
Lucky regent" said Law, senten-
tiously. Plenty would seem to have
been his fortune!"
He grimly turned again to his study
of the crowds which swarmed among
the pavilions before his window. Out
side his door he heard knockings and
cries, and impatient footballs, bu:
neither he nor the impressive Swiss
paid to these the least attention. 1t
was to them an old experience.
Your honor, the Prince de Cont is
in the ante-chamber and would see
you.' at length ventured the attend
ant, after listening for some time with
his ear at an aperture in the door,
Let the Prince de Cont wait said
Law, "and a plague take him for a
grasping miser! He has gained
enough. Time was when l waited al
his door,"
The Able Dubois-here is his mes
sage pushed beneath. the door,
My dearest enemy" replied Law
calmly. THE old rat may seek an
other burrow."
The Duchesse de la Rochefoucauld. .
"Ah, then, she hath overcome her
husbands righteousness Of resolution
and would beg share or so? Let her
wait. find these duchesses the most
tiresome animals in the world
'sThe Madame de Tencin-''
Il cannot see the Madame de Ten
Gin. .
"a score of dukes and foreign
princess Ny faith! master, we have
never had so large line Of guests q
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Lamb. Arc Getting wise.

Shearing lambs on Wall street is
lass profitable than it was a year OF
Two ago; the wool does not grow sc
asst as it has been clipped, and some
If the lambs are getting wise. At the
aeight of the speculative boom a good
ieal over $4,000 was paid for more
nan one seat on the stock exchange.
Recently a seat was sold for 1850
md on Friday one was sold for 10000.
There is one form of business that can
thrink a good deal without infiicting
injury upon the country.
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Church AmIintion of Governors.

The Chicago Tribune has been max.
Ing a religious census of the governors.
Maine has a Universalist governor,
Delaware has a Quaker governor, Utah
has a Mormon governor. Two Of the
governors (Rhode Islands and Wis
tonsin's) are Unitarians. Pennypacker
Is one of the four Protestant Episcopal
lans, Six of the governors are Bap-
lists. seven are Presbyterians, eight are
Methodists. Twelve governors are not
church members.
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waman.. neautifui Axe.

1t is said that if woman lives in
harmony with the laws of nature she
will grow more beautiful as she grows
older. She should be more beautiful
ut 40 than at 16, If she is not victim
to the ravages of disease. Most of the
world-famous beauties reached their
zenith at 40. Helen of Troy was first
Aeard of at that age. Cleopatra was
more than 80 when she met Antony.
Aspasia was %. when she married
Pericles and was still brilliant figure
% years later. Anne of Austria was
IS when called Europe.s beauty.
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Morals and Habit.

man, of course-takes women to task
because their morals are matter of
habit while mems are matter of
principle She admits that in actual
living woman's moral habit" accom-
plishes more for her than mans
principles" do for him; but If she
could combine both principles and
habit she would be grand and COM
plete." Men should receive the NEED
Of praise here given for their principles
with that unpresuming humility that
most becomes them.
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Ordinary Rules Defed.

The fact that the whipping post has
no reformatory influence on criminals
n Delaware is no criterion for the rest
Of the country. Delaware criminals.
ike Delaware politicians, are law
unto themselves. For instance, any
man in any other state in the union
would have given up race for the
United States senatorship after II
trials. But look at Addicks.
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Worth Seeing.

It is learned that there is in central
Europe a musician who wears his hair
hort and yet can play the violin.
such a prodigy should be brought to
america.
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"Unensy Lie. the Head,

Says a Boston paper: "Presiden,
Roosevelt, Secretary Hay and Gov.
Peabody, of Colorado, have all been
threatened with assassination. Uneasy
lies the head that wears the official
:oga." There is reason to believe that
my head in toga might be uncom-
tOrt a hle
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Fame's Boulevard.

If the American boy will apply him
self closely and become great in pugi-
istic circles, the press associations
will send bulletins from his bedside
When he catches a severe cold.
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What Might Have Happened.

A one-armed convict escaped from
he Leavenworth penitentiary by seal
ing 25-foot wall. 1t is fortunate that
his enterprising person did not have
:wo arms or he might have taken the
prison with him.
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Big Chance to Save Money.

Big Chance to Save Money.
Since 1875 fire losses in the United
states have exceeded 100000, 900.
There is big chance to save money in
his item by fireproof construction and
borough inspection.
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Able to Perform.

There are about $50 volcanoes on
his earth that have performed in mod
nm times. There are many hundreds
more that have long been extinct,
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A Chair of .Humor.o

1t is proposed to haYe~a chair OF
iumor of the University of Wisconsin
The professors don't want all the fun
soing on behind their backs.
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Torb;dd,en Fru.e.

A request was once made to the authori-
Ees of one of the colleges at Cambridge.
that room might be found on the spa
tious lawns of their garden for the lady
Students of Girton College to play lawn
tennis.
Guessing clearly enough what would be,
Inc result of the admission of these stu
dents of the fairer sex among the under
graduates, the master replied that it was
the gardens must be devoted to the pur-
poses of Horticulture, and must not be used
Tor Neutrality-suspicious. Moments.
If the clergymen of the various demon.
nations keep on agreeing not to marry
divorced persons, the Justices of the peace
will all be buying automobiles and living
in brownstene fronts.-Columbus (O.I
State Journal.
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TOPICS OF THE DAY.
greatest search1ight.

Greatest Searchight.
The greatest searchlight in the world
s. one just completed by Schiskert, Oh
Suremburg, Germany, which has 316.'
700, 900 candle power
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Feared the "New woman"

Feared the NEW WOman
Sulu's sultan has removed from the
protection Of the stars and stripes;
he feared a woman's club was about
be organized in the harem.
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ceHplsss Hunes cuss,. senss:.ns Of cu11cURA
8eeo!ven s9c In form q Chocolafs coate1 PflIr -
Rs< "a 81 90. Ointment te eosp, 25c Depo1s: Is5s
chanerhouss g. fszis. Rae a d Psixs Doefe- -
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master! Here are the reins! Now
drive; but see that you be careful how
you drive. Come, your grace" said
he, mockingly, over his shoulder.
Come, and see your France!"
There, there, Monsieur Las, did
you wrong, perhaps" said he. But
as to these hasty words, pray recon-
slider them at once. Twill have bad
effect should breath of this get
afioat. Indeed, twas because of some
such thing that 1 came to see you this
morning. A most unspeakable, most
| incredible thing hath occurred. 1t
comes to me with certain confirmation
that there have been shares sold upon
the street at 10000 livres to the ac-
ton, whereas, as you very well know,
| IL, 900 should be the lowest price to-
day"
"And what of that, your grace?" said
Law, calmly. lis it not what you
planned? Is 1t not what you had been
| expecting?"
How, sirFak! What do you mean ?.''
why, mean this, your grace" said
Law, calmly, that since you have
taken the reins, it is you who must
drive the chariot l shall suggest no
plans, shall offer no remedy. But, if
you still lack ability to see how and
why this thing has attained this stu
alton, will take so much trouble as
| to make it plain"
"Go on. then, sir" said the regent.
els not all we'll? Is there any DANGER"
..As to danger" said Law, I'VE can
not cali it time of danger after the
worst has happened"
! What do you mean?s