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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-06-26
WARNING ORDER.

Before r. W. Dick. mayor OF the
city of Ardmore, T. L
r \. Jones plaintiff vs.. Sig ST
mon. defendant. Warning order.
The defendant. Sig Simon, is warn.
ed to appear in this court within thir.
ty days and answer the complaint o,
the plaiuNT r A. Jones
This 2nI day OF June. 1904
r. W DICK.
Mayor OF the city %. ArImore
CSealD
j. C.. Thompson. attorney.
W. d Potter. nonresident attorney
First published June S. 1904
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-06-26
WARNING.

II you have kidney or bladder trou.
Bile and do not use Foley's Kidney
Cure, you will have only yourself to
blame for results as it positively
cures all forms OF kidney and bladder
diseases. Bonner & Bonner.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1904-01-07

Assessor j. r. Grierson is in town
this week.
Matt J. Rake was in from the north
side Monday.
VIM. Choisser was in from his Rose
bud ranch Tuesday.
J. c. Murphy was up from Rosebud
the first of the week.
Superintendent Gibson was in town
a short time yesterday.
Thos. Alexander made a business
trip to Billings Monday.
Jack L. Frazer was in from the Cold
Springs ranch Saturday.
w. w. Mcdonald was a business
visitor the first if the week.
L. Stone was business visitor to
our city from the north side last Mon
day.
J The Yellowstone is now sufficiently
frozen to permit the crossing of pedes-
trans.
A new sidewalk has been put down
on west main street. Let the good
work go on.
Mr.. and Mrs. H. V. Beeman enter
tanned number of their friends at
dinner Wednesday evening.
Mrs. Gay Huff and sister, Miss Bell
returned from visit to their parents
at Wonewac, Wis.,, yesterday.
Before making a purchase inspect
the bargain counter at Hopes & Pot
ter's. You may find what you want
and save money.
Those who attended the B. of r. T..
dance given last year, will recall the
pleasant time. The boys will give an
other one January 22nd. Don't forget
the day and date. The best OF musi,
will be furnished.
Landmark Lodge No. 1913 B. of L.
F. will give their second annual ball
III the store room of the new Marcy
building January ed. Tickets in
Guiding supper for two, s. Is. Supper
served at the American hotel.
A number of the young people as
sembled on the ice just north of town
Monday night and enjoyed an hour or
two of good skating. The ice is re-
ported as being in excellent condition
and those fond of skating are greatly
enjoying the moonlight nights.
We notice that A. Buchanan, found
err of the Rosebud County News, but
who has lately been employed on the
staff Of the Butte Miner, has beer
chosen editor Of the Missoula Times
which will make it's advent as an af
ternoon daily in the near future.
The Misses Heath and Higgins gave
a series Of parties at their rooms in the
Longley block last week. Tuesday
and Wednesday afternoons they were
at home to their married friends
Thursday evening a number of young
people were entertained at cards, anC
Saturday afternoon they received the
young ladies of the town. The young
ladies are delightful hostesses and
displayed full well their skill as en-
tertainers.
In it's write-up of the basket bal
game, the Glendiye independent, il
speaking of the Forsyth team says
''For size and weight they out classet
the Glendive team.' We wonder wha
brand of hops the editor had beer
using prior to "sizing up" the two
teams. Possibly his spectacles were
crossed at the time, or the brilliancy
er's eyes go into an eclipse. At any
rate ain optical illusion is evident
But the writer is excusabie, most PEG
pie, should it fall to their lot to com
pare two clusters of such charming
young ladies, wonld get their dates
twisted.
The dance given by the band boys
last Thursday night proved to be {
financial failure, and as a consequence
the boys are somewhat discouraged
The members of this organization have
been working hard to build up bano
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-05-20
THOUGHT SHE COULD WRITE.
Young Woman Had One Qualification
In Particular,

Young Woman Had One Qualification
In Particular.
Morgan Robertson, who writes sea
stories because he knows the sea from
an acquaintance of fifteen years, re.
turned last summer to the. town in
which he spent his boyhood He was
something of lion, and was amused
to notice that certain persons who had
ignored him as a youth and young
man were quite anxious to, remember
and be remembered.
Zone young woman came up shipper
Ing" said Mr. Robertson, in telling of
his visit; "and asked me if / remem-
bered her. AS had been a worshiper
at her shrine and had been frostbitten
by her GOODNESS in years gone by, l
remembered her and said so. -.
"'Do you, know she went on. 1t
seems SO strange that you should be a
successful writer. But you can't tell
where genius will be found. believe
could write if would only try. l
have always felt that could write
things. I suppose you felt the same
way? Well, feel just as you did.
am sure L could write. And then
have always thought that Twas a
little queer, too y :.
"The way she added the too was
delicious. New York Times. 80.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-05-20
ThE acop' SAW LlaHr.
Suddenly DaWned on Him Why HOUSE
Was Dark. is 4: %

Suddenly Dawned on Him Why House
ll3 Wat Dark. NJ.
s4 Patrolman Reilly Of the Mount
Vernon police force was detailed last
Sunday night, when the gas went out
all over that town, to 90 from house
TO house on his beat. and, wherever
there were no lights to wake the Occur
pants. For a while he had no trouble
in carrying out his orders. Finally
he reached a handsome residence
wherein resides one of the prettiest
girls in all Westchester county. The
house was silent as the grave. There
was not glimmer Of light within.
;Bravely mounting the steps, Reilly
rang the front door bell. For a
moment there was no response. At
last the portal swung open, and very
angry young man stuck his face
through the crack.
What the dickens is the matter?"
he demanded.
"The gas is out" the policeman
started to explain, and.
But he got no further.
It's none of your business If it is >
snorted the young man, and slammed
the door in the officers face.
Before could catch my BREATH .
said Reilly, in telling the story, there
was sputtering OF matches in the par
lor. and great white light dawned
on me. I was young once myself. p
New York Times.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-05-20
A Lost Bank Book.

She had golden hair and blue. eyes,
and she had lost her bank book. -
Il dropped it somewhere she said
to the policeman. Where do you
think it.is?"
"Pfwhat is it. ma'am?" inquired the
dignitary of the law.
"My bank book. There was nc
money in it. but some perfectly beau.
tiful samples. Can't you. get. it for
me?"
"Sure, an Oil thry."
The policeman began to search the
sidewalk and the pretty girl proceed.
ed down the street inquiring. for the
lost article from newsboys, pushcart
vendors, and cabmen. ..
"Hully gee!" said newsboy; ode
loidy lost her bank book Run to de
bank, Chimmie, an git her anuder."
Me nota know. Oranges, A. centa,'
said the pushcart man, impersonally.
Drive along in my cab, lady," said
the cabby, AN look at the sidewalk
You're sure to find it,
And when last seen the pretty girl
had adopted this last suggestion
Chicago Inter Ocean.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-05-20
First Money He Earned.

Bishop Daniel A. Goodsell of Chat
tanooga, Tenn, who presided at the
New England Methodist Episcopal
conference, in Springfield, Mass, was
talking of the small salaries which
ministers received and how often they
were financially embarrassed. II re-
member when was a very small boy
that my father moved to Norwalk,
Conn.,, and first began to enjoy the
pleasures of life in the country. 1
secured the job from a neighboring
farmer of driving the cows home from
pasture every night, and at the end
of the week received quarter for
this service. And do you know, 1
never have felt since such sense of
financial independence as l did when
/ used to receive that weekly quar-
ter"
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-05-20
WISDOM IN HIS FOLLY.
saloon-keeper' Politician Knew His
Business. @

= y BUSINESS.
Several Democratic politicians were
discussing old times THE other day
and good story. was told about
Jim" O'Brien. Ex-Supervisor Barry,
who was one of the "Solid Nine" was
anxious to run again for office, but
as he did not get the Democratic
nomination he decided to run as an
independent candidate. Every one
that entered his saloon, which he was
then conducting on Market street,
was asked to sign the necessary petit.
ton.
One night O'Brien, accompanied by
"Blinker" Murphy and two others,
called at Barry's saloon, and Barry
promptly asked O'Brien to sign the
petition. He complied and ordered
drinks for the crowd. sThen he or
dered another round of drinks and
poured hot air all the time at Barry.
When they left the saloon O'Brien
said, What blamed fool Barry is to
think for a minute that he could be
elected again. He hasn't the ghost of
chance"
"Oh, don't know" retorted "Blink
er." 1t seems to me he's not the
only fool around. He got you to sign
his petition and spend so cents for
drinks" O,Brien did not pursue the
subject further.-San Francisco Call.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-05-20
IsEAuTy sENE!AI:TIlH LIE W.AvEa.
Diver TSlls % Remarkable Coral
Il u Formation Y vi IN a 353


You may talk about the beauties
OF the Yosemite. Niagara Falls. the
Alps, or any place on the top Of the
earth; said well-known gunner In
the United States navy, '.but they are
not to- be compared with the beauties
OF old ocean, particularly such as can
be seen from q divers helmet
[. You're right there, said another
gunner, The lubbers do not know
what they have missed. l remember
once when was q gunner's mate sit
ting for more than an hour on the
fluke Of an anchor I had been sent
down to recover and gazing with awe
on a beautiful coral bank. It was
really the most beautiful thing ever
saw. Every color Of the rainbow was
there and aside from that there was
enough variety In the strangeness of
the formation in the coral to keep
one busy several hours, cogitating on
the wonderful things nature had seen
fit to hide beneath the waves. l would
probably have remained for several
hours, gazing with rapture on the
bank, and was really thinking that
down there in the depths, away from
the noise and strife of mother earth,
would suit me for the rest of my days,
when 'soup-and-bully' tin thrown
over the side of the ship dropped be
tween me and the coral bank. My
dream was over. It was case OF
quick transition from the sublime to
the ridiculous and Immediately gave
the signal to be hauled up"
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-05-20
Poor but Honest.

.Sir, I am an honest man. said the
bank clerk. Il am poor, know, but
l have a good name, and that alone is
an inheritance of which my children
may well be proud. l am not an old
man, know. but am too old to live
down any reflections upon my good
name"
But" said the president of the
bank, there is money in it for you.
Think Of that"
Il have thought Of that" replied the
clerk. but what is little money
compared to a good name?'
d "But you know it is 2
mo more" interrupted the clerk.
"once and for all let me tell you that 1
will not accept the position of cashier
Of your bank" s
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-05-20
WHEN THE WHISTLE RANG.
May Be an Old One, but Is No Worse
Than the AVERAGE.

May Be an Old One, but Is No Worse
Than the Average.
Joe Schlumpf has either coined OF
heard new story. He has been anus.
ing friends with his new finduntil it ia
going the rounds all over town.
Schlumpf was in the eastern part OF
the state not long ago selling his CT.
CARS to German dealer. While they
were talking a whistle sounded.
There ISIS fire." remarked the
German cigar merchant.
Where is the fire?" asked Schlumpt
looking about to see If he had dropped
a spark on his Clothes
Il don't know where 1t ISIS, but it
ISIS" answered the dealer.
How in the world do you know
there is fire, then?" queried the Sc.
attic man.
The cigar dealer was becoming an.
cry.
"Vat ISIS the matter NIT you? Can't
you hear dot whistle ringing? Are you
blind ?"- Seattle Post-Intelligencer.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-05-20
BAD DREAMS.
indicate improper Diet, Usually Due to
Coffee.

indicate Improper Diet, Usually Due to
One of the common symptoms OF
coffee poisoning is the bad dreams
that spoil what should be restful
sleep. "A man who found the reason
says: ,,s IA n
Formerly I was q slave to coffee. /
was like morphine fiend, could not
sleep at night, would roll and toss in
my bed and when I did get to sleep
was disturbed by dreams and hobgob-
,blins, would wake up with headaches
and feel bad all day, so nervous ii
could not attend 70 business. Ny
writing looked like bird tracks, III had
sour belchings from the stomach. ins
digestion. heartburn and If palpitatiop
OF the heart, constfpa tion, irregularity
If the kidneys. etc. s III II 5si3
Indeed, began to feel i had all
the troubles that human flesh could
suffer, but when d friend advised ne
to leave on coffee Il felt Us 4fshe had
insulted me. i could not bear tie.
idea, IL had Ssuchsa hold on me ana Il
Z refused Ito believe 1T the cause. ssS
= ""But 1t turned out that no advice vas.
ever given at q more needed time Tor,
Il finally consented to try Postum, md
with the going Of coffee and the con.
Ing of Postum Oh. my troubles have
!. gone and health has returned. eatE
and sleep well nov nerves teadieds
4 down and I write y fair hand (as Won,
can seey can attend to business asair,
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-05-20
Genius,

What seest thou on yonder desert plain,
z Large, vague and void \
see city. full of fiickering streets:
4 hear the hum of myriad engine beats,
What seest thou M s8 S s3 s7T'
q see a desert plain, # y fs
Large, vague and void. 81 h sSS,i q, ss
What seest thou in yonder human, face.
y Pale, frail and small? M; .
I see soul by tragedy worn thin: ~ FL III
read q page OF poetry and Of sin. Il.
Ia What seest thou? & y As 5F
Igsee q human face. s "A III BE- .ts;
u Pale, frail@ and /, small. +.
What. ssest thouIsat yonder dim cross
beside that suffered inng
UntraVeled POSSIBLE ty, 33 I. Is. as
The Inn cot splendid Mystery. 958 ss
what seest thou 73ss 24 at MI 4s . I
I see the dim crossroads & AL I5s
Beside a suffered Inn, sis s3 Il. y
n florence Wilkinson in Nee lure's
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-05-20
Pe-ru-na Protects the Entire House
hold Against Catarrhal
Diseases.

One of the greatest foes with which
every family has to contend is our
changeable climate. To protect the
family from colds and coughs is always
aserious problem, and often impossible.
Sooner or later it is the inevitable
fate of every one to catch cold. Care in
avoiding exposure and the use of proper
clothing will protect from the fre-
quency and perhaps the severity of colds,
but with the greatest of precautions
they will come. This is a settled fact
of human experience. Everybody must
expect to be caught somewhere or
somehow.
Perhaps it will be wet feet, or
draught, or damp clothes, or it may be
one Of a thousand other little mishaps,
but no one is shrewd enough to always
avoid the inevitable catching cold.
There is no fact of medical science
better known than that Peruna cures
catarrh wherever located. Thousands
Of families in all parts of the United
States are protected from colds and
catarrh, by Peruna. Once in the family
Peruna always stays. No home can
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-05-20

,,t
For years the price 81 our BIC Gen.
eral Merchandise Catalogue has been
SO cents, but We have reduced our
selling prices On all kind q goods 70
Tar below all other houses as to in
sure almost every catalogue bringing
orders and making new customers,
and. by the Intro uction of new paper,
making machinery, S new automatic
rotary printing. folding. binding and
covering machinery we have so re-
book that we will now send It by mail,
post paid, free to any address on ap-
plicatton.a q .s.
The big book, which heretofore was
sold at so cents each, and which Is
now free for the asking, is 83ax1111
inches In size, contains thousands Of
Illustrations. descriptions and prices.
is thoroughly complete in nearly every
kind Of merchandise, including dry
goods, clothing, boots and shoes, fur
nishing goods, notions, millinery, car
pets. upholstering, hardware, tools.
electrical goods, guns, sporting goods,
sewing machines, musical instru-
ments, organs, pianos, furniture, baby
carriages, crockery. cutlery. stoves,
uAu6SS pAOIOSIdpuAC SOOuS, OpllCdl
goods, talking machines, moving pic.
ture apparatus, buggies, harness, sad
dies, saddlery, watches, jewelry, sill.
verware, clocks, safes, refrjgerators,
tinware, everything used in the home,
in the shop, in the factory and on the
farm, and all priced at prices much
lower than were ever offered by any
other house.
If. you have one Of our big cata
logues or have ever seen one you
know what it is. the most complete,
most up to date and lowest-priced cat
alogue ever published. II you haven't
our big catalogue don't fail to send
for one at once. II you have the big
book please tell your friends and
neighbors that the book is now free
and they can get one for the asking.
Simply on postal card or in a. letter
say, "Send me your Big Catalogue"
and the big new book, our regular so.
cent catalogue, will go to you by re.
turn mail, postpaid, free with our COM
pliments. Please don't forget to tell
your neighbor who hasn't the big book
that the big 5G-cent book is now free
% anyone for the asking Address
SEARS, ROEBUCK & CO., Chicago.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-05-20

Ask Your Dealer For Aliens Toot-EasA
A powder. It rests the feet. Cures Corns.
Dunions, Swollen, Sore, Hot. Callous. Aching
Sweating Feet and Ingrowing Nails Aliens
Foot-Ease makes new or tight shoes easy. Al
all Druggists and Shoe stores. Is cents. 40
cept no substitute. Sample mailed FnRH
Address Allen S. Olmsted. L. Roy. NY.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-05-20

I Mrs. K. Kane, 172 Sebor Street, I
J Chicago, ILL.,, writes: :,
! "Peruna has been used 50 long In I
J our family that I do not know how
! I could get along without 1T. Thavef
given II to all of my children att
different times when frey suffered
with Group. colds and the many all
iments that children are subject to,
|a1d am pleased to say that IL has !
fkepf them IN splendid health. n
diffcuity Of long standing and 1t
toured me In q short time, SO have !
ievcry reason TO praise Peruna. "..-i
4Mrs. X. Kane. J
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-05-20
Proof.

you'll have to show mel" exclaimed
the young man. II don't believe you
know anything about marriage"
ooh, I'll show you fast enough" re
torted the other, as he dug into his
pocket and produced a slip of paper
There's receipt for alimony I've just
paid"
Of course there was no gainsaying
such evidence of experience as this
Chicago Post.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-05-20
PATENTS.

List of Patents Issued Last Week to
Northwestern inventors.
George Atall, Iona, S. D., locking
draft hook; Emil Christianson, Rey-
nolds, N. D.. box lid holder; Eli For.
roster, Deadwood, S. D., artificial hand;
Smith Hanson, Lamberton, Mimi, build
ing section; Catherine Plumer, Milaca:
MIMI, apparatus for cooking fruit;
Carl Rondell, Minneapolis, Mimi, We
hicle wheel.
Lothrop & Johnson, patent lawyers. oil
and 9l2 Pioneer Press Bldg, st. Paul.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-05-20
on.sos Many.

What are you going To do with ailll
that patent medicinei,s, asked q man 81
q neighbor who was carrying !, half q
dozen bottles. n ~ ~
"Wife's going to take IT." he replied.
Why" said the otner, in surprise. l
didn't know she was ILL.,"
"Oh; she isn't answered the party
OF the second part, but she wants to
get her picture IN the papers. See?"-
Chicago News.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-05-20

spare Peruna after the first trial of it.
We have on file many. thousand testi
monials like the ones given above. We
can only give our readers a slight
glimpse of the vast array of unsolicited
endorsements we are receiving every
month. No other physician in the world
has received such volume of enthusi-
astic and grateful letters of thanks as
Dr., Hartman for Peruna.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-05-20
And Some convict,ons.

{, " Life is full of trials" said the mel
ancholy citizen.
Yes" answered Mr.. Grafton Grabb
land the worst of it is that whole
lot Of the trials. are resulting in con-
victions. Washington Star.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-05-20

Comparison Was Unfortunate.
BE mine," he pleaded, "and l will
be as true as the stars above"
"But the stars above" she protested
lie in all directions. Chicago News
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-05-20
Not a Matter Of Etiquette.

J, wonder what was the origin of
the. rule of etiquette that you mustn't
turn your back in leaving a room?"
= guess you haven't lived in the
West, or you would call that matter
Of safety instead of a rule of etiquette. :"
Chicago Post.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-05-20

Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Children.
Successfully used by Mother Gray. nurse
tn the Children's Home in New York, cure
Constipation. Feverishness. Bad Stomach,
Teethiug Disorders, move and regulate the
Bowels and Destroy Worms. Over 80, 600
testimonials. At all druggists. Csc. Sample
FREE. Address A. S. Olmsted, La Roy. NY.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-05-20

The Adventures Of a Young Patriarch.
Methuselah's mother sobbed bitterly.
Il told that horid street car conduc-
tor that Thusey dear was under fifty"
she walled, but he made me pay full
fare"
Even in those days it is evident that
the corporations were soulless.-New
York Sun.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-05-20

y Wiggle.Stick LAUNDRY BLUE
Won't spill, break, freeze nor spot clothes.
Costs 10 cents and equals 20 cents worth OF
any other bluing If your grocer does not
keep itsend lOc for sample to The Laundry
Blue Co., IA Michigan Street, Chicago.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-05-20
ptsrEMPER.

Eff Geers, one OF the greatest horsemen,
says: II have used Spohn's Disten.per Cure for
eight years. 1t is the best to cure and prevent
distempers ever saw" Bottle, Soc; Dozen g.
OF druggists, or write manufacturers Agents
wanted. Easily sold. 'Spohn Medical Co., Live
Stock Doctors, Goshen, Ind.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-05-20

I Mrs. A. Hobson, 225 Washington Z
St., Lansing, Mich, writes: !
I "Peruna has been such a blessingf
to my only child, as well as myself, !
! that i feel induced to give my festi- }
n1OniaL He has always sufferedt
from catarrh of the head and throat,
} and had to use extra precautions
SO as not to have him exposed TOT
damp or cod weather: Lest year1
he was taken with Ia grippe, and as !
! 1t was q severe case, caused met
much anxiety. No medicine helped
! him till he took Peruna. In0ficed}
an Improvement at once and INF
J three weeks he was q different
! child; the grippe had been CONE
I Piefely cured and noticed that the
J catarrh was made better He kept1
! taking 1t two weeks longer, when
he was entirely WE'LL Inow use 1t I
off and on for colds, cramps, indi-
question or general indisposifi0n, and
find 1t superior to any doctors orr
medicine ever tried. 1t Keeps me,
as well as my child, In perfect
health. and gladly recommend III
J to mothers. "..-Mrs. A. Hobs0n.