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The San Francisco call., 1904-07-18
AnSurers to Queries.

SEA VOYAGE - Inexperience. Oak
land. Cal. II you want 10 so on a sea
voyage and don't mind rOughing it,"
go along the city front IN san Fran
cisco. discover some vessel that IS 10
sail in the direction in which you want
to go and make arrangements with the
skipper.
The San Francisco call., 1904-07-18

Special Information supplied daflv -
business houses and public men BIZ tHa
Press clipping Surcau tAllen' -. eSo Cal-
HoTnia street Ts2epacls Main 1e44
The San Francisco call., 1904-07-18

Townssnd's California Glace fruits IN
artistic fre-etchsd boxes It's Market 81.
The San Francisco call., 1904-07-18
MEN ana1MA1HEERS In
THE TOMS ne WORLD
MCNNEE~

worthy of a place in the evening bill
SO probably London viii continue an
Eldorado for American variety peo-
.ela
The San Francisco call., 1904-07-18

First soaked creditor unvfer-
stand the cashier stole SO much money
from the firm that the thing had TO be
placed in the hands OF a receiver. Sec
ond soaked creditor-YeS, and now I
hear they've found out that the re
ceiver is as bad as the thief "-Balti-
more American.
The San Francisco call., 1904-07-18

MURPHY CAMP HANGMAN-J r
r., COnejO, Fresno, Cal This CORE
spOndent wants to know the name OF
the one who acted as hangman az Mur-
phys Camp. Calaveras County. IN 1852
or 1883 The name does not appear in
the published accounts Of the vigilance
committees Of the state.
The San Francisco call., 1904-07-18

PYGMIES-Reader. City. A history
of dwarfs or pygmies discovered by
Du ChailIu in Africa between To
years 1S55-65 is 10 be found in his
Equatorial Africa and the Country
OF the Dwarfs." These people meas
ure in height sabOut SS inches. The
tallest discovered measured 50 inches.
The San Francisco call., 1904-07-18

MANGE-A. B. F.. City. Mango IN
animals is a disease similar 10 the itch
in the human being. resulting from the
attack OF minute mites. or acari. which
burrow into the skin. especially II it
be dirty or scruffy. cause much irrita-
tion. heat and itching. The treatment
consists in destroying the acari and
insuring cleanliness OF the skin. both
OF which objects are effected BY wash
ing the parts thoroughly every second
day with soap and water and drsssinE
daily with sulphur OF mild msrcuriaI
ointment. or with a solution coutainfnS
four grains either OF corrosive sub
Innate or arsenic After the acari has
been destroyed the animal aTscred
needs liberal feeding and perhaps
little iron
The San Francisco call., 1904-07-18

SIXTY Y-SIX-Player. City The first
law OF the game OF siXty-six says.
After the game Is closed no more
cards can be drawn from the talon
and If the player who turned the
trump down fails 10 make sixty-six.
his opponent scores two points not
three as r claims.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-12-11
'oo TAKE POSSESSION OF THAT rIKRl"

20 TAKE POSSESSION OF THAT PIKBl"
thati But what was to hinderl Sher,
man, distance and the scattered Fed
eral troops to be met with on the way
As for the last two obstacles, Hoods
soldiers were equal to the march, and
equal also, he believed, to any impro.
vlsed force that could be raked up to
impede him In all the west. Sherman
himself. he believed. would turn and
80 back south, and that Is just what he
did do.
Hood marched westward across Ala
bama $50 miles, victualing and equip
ping his army en- route for their won.
derful venture into hostile territory.
By the middle Of November he was
crossing the Tennessee at Florence,
Ala. His numbers, including the cay.
airy that would Join him. were about
10000. Sherman believed that his lieu
tenant, General Thomas, with a corps
of about $4,000 men under General d.
NJ. Stanley, and an indefinite force Of
mounted and dismounted cavalry,
could hold the line Of the Tennessee
river and keep Hood south Of It. He
afterward added the Twenty-third
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-12-11
WORKED spIendIG1x.

Brown-What puts you in such q
good humor this morningl
Robinson-I've Just got q patent out
for my new ink eraser. l wouldn't
take 10000 for It.
Didn't you get patent last year for
inventing an indelible inkr
II did. and sold It for $4,000. and
now I've invented an eraser that will
even remove writing done with my
own indelible INK"
What are you going at nextr'
I'm going to invent another indeli-
BILE Ink that can't be erased with my
new eraser. l tell you there is money
In this patent business II you only 60
about II the right way."--London
Globe.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-12-11

leading division Of Stewards corps and
learning OF Cleburne's failure. ordered
that body OF troops to form on Gle
burne's line 30 az TO carry II across the
pike. But by this time Stanley had
given the Confederates a taste Of gen.
uine fighting that stirred up their eau.
tion.
Their assaults on the pike at Spring
Hill had been stubbornly repulsed, and
Stewart went about his work on the
slow and sure plan OF accommodating.
In the end his troops went into bivouac
along the pike and not across 1t.
Az the evening rolled on Schofeld's
wagons and men hurrying away from
Columbia marched along the pike un.
der tho eyes Of the plckets Of Cheat.
ham and Stewart and were fired upon,
but they zealously went their way.
Hood at length called upon Forrest to
do the work the infantry had failed
In, but when the redoubtable trooper
got his men In line they had no ammu.
milton and would not advance.
A band OF about 1000 under General
Jackson galloped on northward and at.
tempted to cut the pike beyond Spring
Hill, but were repulsed. and from mid.
night to daylight of the Both Schoheld's
men retreated, virtually unopposed, In
the presence Of superior numbers Of
their foes resting Idly within earshot
Of their march. For General Sherman
to have counted In advance upon such
unexplainable conduct on the part OF
Cleburne, Cheatham and Forrest, with
Hood among them and at their head,
would have been madman's folly. But
that, and that alone, saved Tennessee
and the north and checked Hoods dar-
ing adventure.
The most reasonable explanation of
Hoods conduct on the night Of Nov. 20
Is that he tired himself out physically
during the afternoon. and his usual
high courage oozed out with his wan.
ing energy.
So slight thing as dyspepsia lost a
great battle FOR Napoleon. Why may It
not be true that a slight overstrain OF
some sensitive faculty of Hood on
that busy afternoon prevented a re-
versal OF Confederate fortunes In the
west and warded or a grave Federal
disaster? GEORGE l.. KILMBR.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-12-11

Copyright. iso.. by O. L. Kiimsr.l
HILL doesn't ngure In
~ the list OF decisive actions OF
pO the civil war, but II would II re-
suits were taken into account IN
elace Of desperate fighting and heavy
Iosses.
There were not many thoughtful peo-
Pie In the Confederate states In the
eutumn Of 1894 who did not believe
fhcir ''jig was up when Atlanta sue
fumbed. following vicksburg and
Chattanooga In the west. and Grant
planted the victorious army Of Get.
tysburg on the south OF james river
hnd stayed there. with Richmond oil
but In his grasp. Yet there were some
bold spirits who held that the god OF
battles might see to II that the weaker
slde should have one more chance,
with fair play and no favor. and ono
of those was General J. u. Hood, that
dashing. daring Texan who saucily
made faces around the corner at Sher.
man after the latter had hustled him
out OF Atlanta by giving him tho too
OF the boot, as II were.
After two weeks Of q game Of "fox
and geese" Hood found himself In tho
presence Of large body Of Shennan's
troops In the mountains OF northwest.
ern Georgia and determined 10 offer
battle. but when he canvassed his own
soldiers he found that the spirit OF
lighting had vanished. Repeated dis.
'aster and retreat had filled the hearts
LOT his battle Scared veterans with
tho prevailing hopelessness In this
crisis nothing would ut 80 well az the
motto. BE bold. be bold. and ever.
more be boldl" and OF boldness Hood !
had an apparently exhaustless supply. |
lie resolved 10 give Sherman the alp |
once more and march rapidly to Nash.
Vile. Louisville and Cincinnati, strike
terror TO the north. win the smiles OF
France. who waited good excuse for
aiding the Confederncy. and bring up
at last on Grants rear In northern vir.
ginia after crossing Ohio and the Blue
Ridge Was ever the dream Of dar.
Ing military adventurer wilder than
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-12-11
GOT HIS HAIR BACK.
Was Perfectly Bald When He Started
TO Use Newbro's Herpicide

Was Perfectly Bald when He Started
to Use Newbro's Herpicide
Frederick MANUEL. Maryland block,
Butte, Montana, bought bottle OF New.
bros Herpicide, April 0. 90. and began to
use II for entire badness. The hair fol-
licles in his scalp were not dead and in
20 days he had hair all over his head.
On July ? he writes, "and today my hair
3 as thick and luxurlant as any one
could WISH" Newbro's Herpicide works
on an old principle and with new dis
|covery-destroy the cause and you re-
move the effect Herpiclde destroys the
germ that causes dandruff, falling hair,
and finally badness. so that with the
cause gone the effect cannot remain.
Stops falling hair at once and new
growth starts. Sold by leading
Druggists. Send 10c. in stamps for sample
TO The Herplcide Co.. Detroit. Mich.
Eagle Drug Store, S61-S5S Bond ST.,
bwl Drug Store, $40 Com. st., T. F.
.surin, Prop. Special Agent"
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-12-11
Unrecorded History.

Aladdin had just rubbed his wonder
full lamp. "Get me at once" he said
as his faithful genie appeared, "a
breath OF fresh air from New York
tenement"
Wondering at his masters imbecili.
ty, the genie disappeared forever
BROOKLYN I.ife.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-12-11
Kansas City-st. Louis

Kansas City-St. Louis
Special ...........11:1e m s:45 D m
North Coast I1mited 2:3e m 7:ee q N
Tacoma and Seattle Night
Express ....,.....11:45 D m sos m
Take Puget Sound Limited or North
Coast Limited for Gray's Harbor points
Take Puget Sound Limited for Olym.
pia direct
Take Puget Sound Limited or Kan.
sas Clty-St. Louis Special for points
on South Bend branch.
Double daily train service ON Gray's
Harbor branch.
Four trains daily between Portland,
Tacoma and Seattle
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NORTHERN PACIFIC
Time Card Of Trains

PORTLAND,
Leaves AETtveA
(uget Sound Limited.7:a6 Q m s:Ik D NJ
Churchill standard. (Fallon, Nev) 1903-1908, 1904-04-23
Was6OeC OuRry
=. Bank
RENO, NEW.
RENO, NEW.

To be safe, to be sure, to be on
sistent-these we hold to be inn
portant attributes of a good bank
and we live up to them.
Every business man ought 10
have d check account - every
man wants to have his account
in the best bank. Possibly
that's why so many of them
carry accounts here.
Churchill standard. (Fallon, Nev) 1903-1908, 1904-04-23

PAUL J. MIKES, lawyer, promoter and bon vivant, has ac-
cepted the position of editorin-chnef Of that good paper, the Ton
opah Bonanza. Mr.. Wilkes enters upon his duties Monday
next.
Churchill standard. (Fallon, Nev) 1903-1908, 1904-04-23
COMMENT
assgszasaasaa47g sasaggNasee4E@sMaRRegssg&N
SENATOR STEWARDS RETIREMENT.

THE ANNOUNCEMENT of the retirement from political fields OF
Senator w. M. Stewart marks an epoch in the history of the
Nation. Forty years ago, in Virginia City, William M. Stewart
was elected to represent the people of the baby state in the halls
of the United States Senate. 1t was a National expedient and so
great was the stress of circumstance. that Mr.. Stewart was
seated in Washington a month or more before his term actually
began.
No other man has participated in the growth and the glory of
a growing Nation as has Senator William NJ. Stewart. No other
man has continued in such an honored position and watched his
country expand from a struggling, dissenting people to one of the
very foremost Nations of the earth. He has seen the population
double, and he has participated in more history making than any
other man who ever lived in the United States.
William NJ. Stewart retires from his long service leaving q rec
ord embracing many OF the most important measures OF our land.
The American mining laws; the author of the Thirteenth amend
ment to the Constitution, which is the strongest stroke for abb
soiute liberty and equal rights ever made by any Nation; the
confident and recipient of the last message OF the immortal Lin
coin; these are but a few of the incidents s. dear to tradition
that Nevada. through her remarkable senator, has felt honored
to claim. To recite the honors that have fallen upon William M
Stewart would be to repeat the story of the Nations most vigor-
Gus advancement.
In personal characteristics he stood and stands unique, His
vigorous constitution ard aggressive mind dthts the years and
mocks the demands of time. He has never been idle a moment
and this intense activity has ban1shed and crowded aside every
effort of Nature to touch him with decline. He would have made
the worlds greatest general had he seen fit to enter the military
life. He absolutely refused to recognize the possibility of defeat
no matter what the odds against him, and opposition and enc
mics melted before the vgor of his campaigns. Senator William
NJ. Stewart stands to-day as the last one of Americas most won
derful men.
A LAWYER in a court room may call a man a liar, scoundrel,
villain or thief, and 10 one makes a complaint when court
adjonrns. If a newspaper prints such reflections on "A mans
character there is a libel suit OF a dead editor. This is owing to
the fact that people believe what an editor says; what a lawyer
says cuts no figure.
PAUL J. MIKES, lawyer, promoter and bon vivant, has ac-
cepted the position of editorinchnef of that good paper, the Ton
opah Bonanza. Mr.. Wilkes enters upon his duties Monday
next.
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EI amor J los rsyOs x

va es cosa demostrsda cientffca-
mente que los gnsanos de luz emplean
su facuItad lumfnics como sefal de
amor.
La hembra. cuando llega Ia 6poca
de Ia reproduction. mantiene 50 luz
encendida hssta que todos los machos
que hay por los aIrededoTes Sc acercan
q ella, y entonces esccge al que mas le
agrada.
Con esta observation Sc relaciona Is
de un naturalista ispon6s. que afrma
que Ia luz de estos insectos. cuando
pasa & trav6s de ciertos medios, ofrece
las propiedades caracterfsticas de los
rayos descubiertos afios atras por Ell
pre- fesor Roertgen.
Es muy possible que eI oj0 del gus&-
no de luz este tornado de modO que
sea sensible & estos rayos. que noso-
tros no podemos notar 81 no empleG-
mos una pantalla fuoerescente.
ST realmente es asf. los gusanos ma
chos 70 pOdran ser nunca engodOs -por
las aparienciss. pues gracias & esta
circumstances, el interior de su amada
estsra leios de ser para ellOs un mis-
teri }.
Los poetas pueden sacar de aqu1
una bonita imsgen para sus cant0s de
amor, y pronto leeremos que Ell alma
de taI 8 cual ensmorada doncella Sc
m8nifestab8 al exterior como Ia de ls
sQusans3 de luz,
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Mexico al pOeta Ma
nueI ACula,
Una Gstdtua al aUtOr del f'NOG
turnO a Rosario =
Aegrtada idea del ST. Justo Sierra

La estatua del maTogrado poeta
cOahuilenae, construida por ell fina6o
escultor. Jesds Contreras, Ia cual ac-
tuaImente Sc encuentra en- ell f0ndo del
patio de la Academia de BelIes Artas
de Mexico, fu6 adquirida por ell GO
biernO de ese estsdo en- Ia canntidsd de
doce mil pesos. aproxim2dsmente.
Antes de morir Contreras, inici6 ell
prOyectO de que la est6tua fuera cole
ckda en- una de las plazcletas principa-
les del B0sque de Chapultepec, pero Ia
iniciativa no tuVo eco. desde enton-
ces lGs cOsas quedaron en tai estado,
hasta hace POGO tempo que el senior
subsecretariO de instruction P6biica,
icenciado Justo Sierra, peng6 que Ia
mejor ccEocaci6n que debe tsner ese
monumentO aTt1sticO que representa-
ia Gloria arrebAtando al poeta de ID
escoria humana, es el centro del Sfo-
yerS del gran Teatro Nacional. cuyas
obras de construction cOmenzaran pro-
xins meDte.
SeQ6n parece. Ia acertada idea ha
sido scOgida con banepl&cito por los
RdmiradOres de Acpf1a, y Ell prOyectO
tiene visos de lIevarse cabo de una
msnera defnitiva.
En- ell case de que el gobierno de
Mexico no quierG Ia est6tua citada p4ra
cOlOcarla en- 81 'ugar expresado, Buue-
lla. por ConductO del encaTgado de los
neg clos de Coz hula. serd trasladada
al SaItillo donde Sc erigira solemne-
mente en- ell cantro de Ia plsz de Ia
Independents. frente les portales.
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NOticias generates

PARA CURAR UN RESFRIADO EN- UN
Ola tome las PASTILLAS LA XANTES DE
BROMO-QUININA. El boticario le devol-
vera el dinero 81 no Sc cura La firma del 3
w GROVE Sc halla en- cada caiita.
ESCUELA DE PARVULOS Y de
nifIas en- Santurce & cargo de dof1a OBJ
duiia G. de Cort6s, con Is cooperation
de otrOs pr0fesOres, en- la pen1ltima
casa antes de Is parada II del lado de
Ia via. Estipendios m6dicos. Sc adj
miten medic pensionist8s.
ANHEUSER BUSCH Y BUD
WEISER, son las meiOres marcas de
cerveza americana. Pidanlas en- los
Restsuranes y Cafetines. Estas cerVe-
zas son puras cOmp pletRmente y ibres
de todo acido. De venta en- todos los
establecimientos de la Capital. .-MIi-
lienhoff e Korber. agentes generates
HOTEL HELVEEIA.-CFu % .
aabltaclOnes frescas y bien amuebla
das, mesa excelente, serViciO esmera-
do ba1ios de ducha y tOdas las cOmo-
dldas anexas 8 estUs estableclmlentos
Propietario Pedro SchiBa.
JULIAN MATIENZO. -Almac9n
de Ferreterfa. Ofrece de su especia-
ud2d, surtldO complete de plnturas in
glesas garantizadas de superior cali
Sad. surtido complete de efectos para
sdches. ruedas patente, camOnes, etc.
OurndO complete de palss, barras, ca
tretluas, barrenas, plcosG azadRs, me-
Chas de nina y r8stflllOs. Surtid0
camr leto de efectOs de plomerfa, ba-
fios lavabos. llaves de todas classes,
etc TodOs ( preCios sin Competen.
cia. p.
La meior marca de ron conocida
es Ii de Gatell. de Mays gtiez. Supe-
rs este ron Viejo cua,quiera otra
marca, Pf1alo en- los cafes, cOlmadOs-
y tien3as de where's.
Para conseguir IN buen novio no
hay mas que raEarle & San Antonio, y
tomar cerVeza SPAbst. , que es el gran
atFayente. M. r. Calder6n & Co,
Tetuan II. Ia venden.
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TTiunfO aCad6miCO de
una CUbaRa.
LuiSa PardO Suarez ObtuVO puoSto
on Ell pTOf8sOradO uniVsTsi-
tsTiO.
Es doctor en- medieina, y gan6
IA plaza pOT Op0Slci60.

En- Ia Habana hiz0 oposici6n en- q
Universidad NscionaI. con dos ilustTa-
dos me licos mas. & Ia plaza de auxIiar
de Histolcgfa Histoguimia, Ia 81 no.
rita Luisa Pardo Snarez, doctor en-
Medicine. resultando triunfante sobre
sus contendientes.
Constitufan 81 tribunal de opcsici6n
los doctores San Martin, presidente;
Agr4monte y LAWN.
La aenorita Luisa Pardo Suarez es
Ia primera cubana que fgura en- el
profesorado universitario.
Tan hermoso triunfo justifica toda
clase de eIcgios para Ia estudiosa se-
1orita Pard0 Suarez.
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INsTRUCCIoNEs.

l.-Conseguid unoS pocos mlembros for
men un circulo.
2.-Reunfos una vez la semana.
3.-Dad q vuesUro cfrculo un nombre apro-
piado. Por ejemplo "Liga de NiGas" &c.
L.. Mano Caritativa Club" Y usad siem-
pre- las letras O. L. en- el nombre que
escojan.
4,-Elegid un presidente, un secretario. un
tesorero y un bibliotecario.
5.-Haced vuestraS leyes en- ammonia con
vuaStras promesas
6.-Enviad La Tia Dorotea un report men
sual de vuestro trabajo por la Liga con los
nombres, direction y edad de suS miembros.
7--Guardad vueStro dinero en- vuestrB Ca
ia, ell dinero que oludiS en- vusetra promesa,
que tratalS de ganar de ahorrar, cuRndo
ocurra alguna emergencies nosoiros les dire
mos como dirigir este dinero aquelloS que
10 necesitan. NOsotroS os diremos de ITEM
po en- tempo, en- respuesta vuestraS cartas:
doude y como vosotros podeis encontrar opor-
tunidades en- vuestra vecindad, para mag
nfgco trabRio local.
8.-Todos los .lectores deben seguirnos en-
nuestros certamenes y ganar nuestros rega-
los, pueS eSta eS la forma de vuestIa Presi-
denta de haceros felices en- Recompensa de
Vuestro trabajo, en- hacer felices a otros. Vo-
sotros debeiS observar este periodico para
saber como 10 hacemos.
0-Los adultoS pueden entrar en- nuestra
Lfga 81 desean ayudarnos. LA Liga tiene
miles de adultos ninoS en- todo el mundo
~ -USaQ parties Gle VueStfaS economlaS
para comprar libroS para la biblioteca de
vuestro cfrculo elegid vuestros hbros de Ia
liSta de libros selectos de la "Tia Dorotea." /"
11.-Dirigid todas las cartas la "Chil-
dren's League" al cuidado del Director de
este periodico, quien 10 enviara todo la
'Tia DoroteA 7
12.-Todos los lectores de esta pagina, de
cualquier edad, pueden convertirse en- miem
bros del cfrculo de la Liga, enviando la
"Tia Dorotea" un cupon propiamente escrito
con un sobre con sello su direction.
A los miembros adultos Sc les pide ayuden
los ninos, miembros tambi6n, contribuyen-
do los fondos de sus cfrculos locales,
contribuyendo en- sus trabajos y uniendo los
fondos para los cssos de grandes emergencies
tales como la creciente de Galveston. Este
fondo sera recibido guardado para tai asun
to, sujeto la orden de un comite selecto,
para la Equitable Trust Company, Is Ma
ssau Street, New York, Ny, U. 8. A.
Este es Ell fondo para su isla 81 pr6ximo
aGo.
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F A C CECIA

Dos amigos SO encuentran en- Ia ca
lie.
-5Qqieres que almorcemos hoy
untot?
-iYa 10 cre2!
-Pues CORE ia casa y hsz poner
un cubieruo mas. DentrO de media
hora estoy ali.
#*#
Un autor dramatico incipiente ha
escrito una comedia, en- Ia cual Sc lee
la siguiente scotaci6n:
SSale eF conde muy bien vestido,
perO sin ropa interiors
~
Las doctoras en- Medicina:
Core & buscar & dofla .AmaIia, Y
die que Venga enseguida, que mi mu-
jer esta muy msla.
AL cab0 de IN ratio vueIve Ell criado
dice:
El'm6dico no puede venir. porque
acaba de dar q luz una robustR nina.
Xxx
Una madre acompsna & 50 hiio 4 Ia
escuela.
AL verla. Ie dice el maestro:
Este nino es incOrregible. Sepa
usted, sonora, que Sc pasa todO el dia
hAblando.
Hay que ser induIgente con 81.
No hace 81 infeliz mas que imitar al
dutor de sus diss.
No cOmprendO ......
Isl. sen T. su padre es diputado y
esta siempre en- 81 uso de Ia pala
bra. S
~
-Segdn ell rumbo que le voy dando
al dinerO- decfa un ioven rico y dist
padcr, que conocfs su prodigalidAd.
pero no saba contenerse- -me parece
que ire q morir en- ell Hospitals
" mi me pareCe-le cOntest6 un
amigo-que 10 que ir6s es viVir en-
81.
~
Un aficionado Ia bebida, que estk
en- trance de muerte. Sc desmaya de
prOntO.
- Eter. vinagrea a-sxcIama Ell me-
dico.
NO encontrando otra cosa & mano,
traen una botella de aguardiente. que
81 doctor da & oler al moribundo.
Este. que he recobrado ell sentidc,
dice con d6bil voz:
MAS absio. doctor. mas aboio!....
***
Entire marido muier:
-iPsrece impossible dice esta -
que no pOdamos casar nuestra hija!
Cuando 20 era joven Sc casaba una
may facilmente.
EI marido:
-iYs 10 creo! DfmeIo mil
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A uD empresario de teAtros le pre-
guntan:
-sEs usted supeTticioso2
-Mucho respoude. Cuando veO
en- Il sala trece peFsonas, es que no
hay en = taquilla ni Yeinte peaetas,
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1904-11-13

Sc arrienda una magnf6ca pre-
piedad. compuesta de 639 cuerdas
de terrenos propias en- su mayor
parte para la siembra de canas. Es-
ia situada frente q la central Agui-
Fre. carretera de Guayama q Ponce.
Para Informes: don Jose Sabater Y
Rivera. Guayama. GOV. S.