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West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1904-02-04

each Russelis 8. and 20 - y. traction
engines portable 6snd r.. r. Russeils
make; One @ n. P. trsction One portable
4 ff r and one - n. = mounted On trucks
80 ii need not be taken OF. Fricks Mig
One oaar Scott traction 40 n. r ncagiy
new onc - u. p MoNamar lraciioni cne
Rcdman As a. r stssionaFy engine price
e7s q good onei one steam Hay bailer
slmosfncw .foo Also saw mills Rasselis
make nearif new. with OF with out saws
4 loi Of Band wheels and governors az low
prices; Wrte as yogs wants. All machinery
repaired repainisd and warranted in good
running order.
w ~ KircAD.
mo- Cameron. W. Va.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1904-02-04

made us eat dirt with revolver at
our ear was a canard pure and
simple. Alderman Murphy would
like to do that same, but we are
always too quick on the draw for
him. Now and then we wander
forth without our guns. but in case
of being held up we make bolt for
Il and take our chances.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1904-02-04

Shakespcares "fHamlet" is booked
for the HelIso Opera House every
night next week, and we wish TO say
10 The boys in advance that the
stage director will have Hamlet
dance three jigs and do a .rapeze
act and endeavor to come up to our
standard Of what a stage hcrosoaght
to be Don't begin shooting nn,il
be has chance to show what be
can do.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1904-02-04

Mr.. Johnson, the genial landlord
Of the Grey Wolf Hotel, was com
PEELED 10 shoot q guest named
Warner The other day for finding
fault with the holes in The table
cloth. He did it as gently as he
could, however, and has agreed 70
pay half the doctors blll Il was
the principle Of the thing he looked
a., and very correctly, too. Permit
one gues, TO hold op a table cloth
to scopn and Others would soon
follow suit.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1904-02-04
W ~ KiFcAfD.
Cameron. ". va.


Is displayed by many 3 nan enduring
pains of accidental Cuts. Wounds Bruises
buroz. 5calds. Sore feet or stir Joints
Bui there's 10 need Tor if Bucslen'a 4
Arsica Saive VII kill the pain and cure the
trouble. rs zee best Salyo On earth Tor
Piles too.
Cooke supply Co. 81 He~cseiile ffcna
supply CO.. ol Irons.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1904-02-04

The "P;ne Hull Banner" is In error
in saying that large audience
Kissed our essay on Columbus when
delivered there one nigh, last week.
II was what we took for enthusiastic
applause. We got out of the hall
and into the saddle while it was still
going, and il we were followed for a
mile and a half by people on horse
back Il was that they might cheer
our homeward way. We think we
know as well as any other lecturer
when we have made hit or miss
of il. The enthusiasm was simply
immense and full of vegetables as
punctuation marks.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1904-02-04

The mail from Lone Jack came
in half an hour ahead of time the
other evening. A pack of noun.
tain lions had given the carrier
run for it. We trust that the de-
partment will act upon the hint.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1904-02-04
ARIZONA k|CMEIS.
The New Year starts on BrIskly In the
Far West.

In our mail yesterday were FIVE
postal cards from strangers who
thirst to remove us from this cold
world. We are serry for them. but
shall con,inne to live as long as pos
sible,
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1904-02-04

Jim Whitbeck, alderman from
the First ward, has been aching for
some time 10 find out If His Honor
the Mayor (who.is ourself) was well
npfn "Cushing's Manual" as presi-
dent of the Common Council.
Last L riday evening he learned all
he wanted to know. He was indulg-
ing in speech when there was no
question before the house and was
broadly cautioned. lie refused to
heed the caution and planted him.
self on the broad platform Of Amer
lean liberty. His Honor stepped
down and took Jim and his plat
form and threw both downstairs In
a heap. The platform didn't suffer
any to speak Of, but the alderman
from the First had his shoulder dis
located and the funny bone Of his
elbow cracked in two places. Ii
there is any other member Of the
council who doubts the mayors
thorough familiarity with Gushing
he is free to experiment at any meet
ing.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1904-02-04

Everything is in the name when IL comes
% Witch Harei sslve. ~ G Dewitt a 20.
% make 4 seiye from WITCH Hazel fiiat Il 4
apccihc Tor Piles. For blind. hIeadIov
itching and protrudibe Piles ecrema. cnts
burns bruises and an skin diaeares
DeWiurs Saivo has no equal. This hse
given rise % numecous wofthiess counter.
ielte Ask for neWitt's-the genuine
Sold ~ Wm. NJ Dent a Co. Nevbnre
kingwood Pharmacy Kiagwood.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1904-02-04

We learn that our esteemed con-
temporary is laid up with an attack
of dyspepsia and nerves. aud that
his newspaper is being run by the
Office boy. We thought it had been
frightened up lately.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1904-02-04

Mrs. Colonel Stillman held high
tea one night last week and left us
of the perch as social snub. Three
days later the Colonel was in the
hands of the sheriff as a fugitive
from justice. We are the II in
social way, and any snubs will be
promptly resented. Mrs. Colonel
has got through with her tea and is
now imbibing the drink Of sorrow.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1904-02-04

WANTED TRUSTWORTHY LADY
Or gentlemen 10 manaee busioess In fbie
colnty and dloininG territory for house III
solid hnsncisl standing. 91oo % straight
ca9h stiafy aud expenses paid each Mon.
money advanced. position oersnsnrnf
ADDRESS Manager 6es Monon HoHdlnr
Chicako
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1904-02-04

We arc trying TO give a sort of
Twentieth Century flavor to our
paper by employing Eastern journal-
lists who happen along, but we must
confess to being somewhat discour-
aged. They don't exactly grasp
the Western situation with both
hands. There is certain chic to
this climate only to be understood
by a journalist who has been shot
at about dozen times.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1904-02-04
JULIUS X. MONROE,
Surveyor of Lands
KIN0WOOD, ". "a,

VIII answef calls FOR land sof vsrtr, s.,,.. -.
part ~ TIE comfy promptly aud AZ reasonseis
rates flafss drafts snd cefoulaflona rca ,, 49,
accnfaiolt mfdo from deeds or Hald notes 80.
lnf ont sno fradIuE pixies. oOunfrv road = "a
.fat1rafs aieo laying out town ioff 4troef~
ipenaauons.ete. CoFresuondouco aolioital
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1904-02-04

The fact is being commented on
that the governor of this territory
takes off his hat to us--it is only
or due. He will be out and we
win be IN before two years have ex-
pired, ami the governorship will be
only a stepping stone to the presi-
dency. The governor is looking
for place in our cabinet, and he'll
probably get il.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1904-02-04

Lawyer Tom Broderick, on whom
we called last Monday on little
legal business, fred two shots at us
from distance OF only ten feet, and
yet we were untouched. Tom is
fairly up in law, but he's the poorest
shot in Giveadam Gulch.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1904-02-04

Tablets from one cent 10 as cents az Tho
argus Stationery Store. a hundred differ.
ent kinds 10 select from.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1904-02-04
.AIARRH

|tt IS absorbed. Heals and Protects the
Membrane. Restores the Senses Of Taste
and Smell. Full size soc.. al Druggists or
lby mail; Trial Size roc. by mail.
ELY BROTHERS, 6 Warren St. y. Y.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1904-02-04

The item published few days
ago in nc Chicago papers that
Aldermen Murphy Of his town had
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1904-02-04

Mr.. Swift is coming up from Flor
ence in a couple of weeks to let day
light through us and end the reign
of the car of Arizona. At least
that's what his letter says, and we
shall be at home when he calls and
do our part of the shooting. Per-
haps he will make No. IS IN our
private editorial graveyard.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1904-02-04
TRUsTEE's SALE
In the matter OF

Pursuant to decree entered In the above
styled matter now pending in the District
Courtof the United states for the Northern
District Of West Virginia, on the nth day
OF January, 1901 the undersigned Trustee
VIII sell az public auction. at the front door
Of The Terra Alta Bank, at Terra Alta,
Wchi Va ON -,'
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1904-02-04
/ THIS
|R e M ED Y
II. 10 sure to
4 GIVE
/. SatIsfact elton.
|Ely's Cream Balm

osyEs Erlssy At ores.
/ II cleanses. soothes
land heals the dis
leased membrane. II
|cures catarrh and
.dFIves away a cold
In the head quickly
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1904-02-04

There viii Be no river and hsrbor bin
reported AZ this session Of conxaess
because there is nov an excess of f,s COO.
ooo from ,bc last river AID hsfbor blll silp
unckpended. Expenditure has failed 10
keep up with appropriation this Tine.
And yet Captain Garter - no longer 10
glson
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1904-02-04

There are no less than four quack
doctors in practice in this town at
the present date, and not one Of the
lot knows cows hind leg from a
bulPs ear It is quite time that the
vigilance committee held another
meeting aud bought 20 yards Of new
rope.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1904-02-04

The friends Of Senator German fear that
be = becoming dangerously involved IN the
senstorial contest N Maryiand He mas
placed himself uadsr obligations 70 as least
Two Of the candidates and has not disenis
ed his hostility 10 the abies, Of them ali.
Mr.. Rsyner Schisys friend and counsel
annapolis ls storm cenifc ihss week and
ihc clearing Of the skies may affect NJ.
oofman's eligibility
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1904-02-04

WANTED - we aanl live. honest.
eapthie .eaehcls 10 represent us as specisl
hnd genefsi aetnis Can 40 the work
while teaching. Send name and address
Central Pablishlne Company.
Manchester. Ohio.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1904-02-04

We have had to kill two men,
wound three and lick "a, to get this
postofiice into running order, but it
IS now down on The books Of the
inspectors as the best conducted of
fee in the territory. Postmasters
come here from Idaho to learn how
to do II. This is another evidence
that our little way is the best way.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1904-02-04

REo1ON CUUNl1. w II
ARIZONA k|CKLETS.
The New Year Starts on BrIskly In the
Far West.
In our mail yesterday were FIVE
postal cards from strangers who
thirst to remove us from this cold
world. We are serry for them. but
shall continne to live as long as pos
sible.
The mail from Lone Jack came
in half an hour ahead of time the
other evening. A pack of noun.
tain lions had given the carrier a
run for il. We trust that the de-
partment will act upon the hint.
We learn that our esteemed con-
temporary is laid up with an attack
of dyspepsia and nerves. and that
his newspaper is being run by the
Office boy. We thought it had been
frightened up lately.
Mrs. Colonel Stillman held a high
tea one night last week and left us
of the perch as social snub. Three
days later the Colonel was in the
hands of the sheriff as a fugitive
from justice. We are the II in
social way, and any snubs will be
promptly resented. Mrs. Colonel
has got through with her tea and is
now imbibing the drink of sorrow.
The fact is being commented on
that the governor of this territory
takes off his hat to us--i, is only
our due. He will be out and we
viii be IN before two years have ex-
pired, AMI the governorship will be
only stepping stone to the presi-
dency. The governor is looking
for place in our cabinet. and he'll
probably get il.
Lawyer Tom Broderick, on whom
we called last Monday on a little
legal business, fred two shots at us
from distance OF only ten feet, and
yet we were untouched. Tom is
fairly up in law, but he's the poorest
shot in Giveadam Gulch.
Mr.. Swift is coming up from Flor
ence in a couple of weekst to let day
light through us and end the reign
of the car of Arizona. At least
that's what his letter says, and we
shall be at home when he calls and
do our part of the shooting. Per-
haps he will make No. IS IN our
private editorial graveyard.
We have had to kill two men,
wound three and lick "a, to get this
postofiice into running order, but it
IS now down on The books Of the
inspectors as the best conducted of
fee in the territory. Posimastcrs
come here from Idaho to learn how
to do It. This is another evidence
that our little way is the best way.
In returning from coehise place
the other evening at midnight, after
having attended social function,
and borne off the palm as usual.
some concealed assassin fred seven
shots at us and sent bullet through
our So hat II he will call around
some day we will cheerfally prescn,
him with the tile, as we have had to
resort to our old cat skin.
There are no less than four quack
doctors in practice in this town a,
the present date, and not one Of The
lot knows COWS hind leg from a
bulPs ear. It is quite time that the
vigilance committee held another
meeting aud bough, 0 yards Of new
rope.
ShakespcaTe's ''Hamlet" is booked
for the Hellso Opera House every
night next week, and we wish to say
10 The boys IN advance that the
stage director will have Hamlet
dance three jigs and do a trapeze
act and endeavor to come up to on
standard Of what stage hcrosoagbs
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1904-02-04

In returning from coehise place
the other evening at midnight. after
having attended social function,
and borne off the palm as usual,
some concealed assassin fred seven
shots at us and sent a bullet through
our SO hat. II he will cali around
some day we viii eheerfalIy present
him with the tile, as we have had to
resort to our old cat skin.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1904-02-04

The KIngwood Pharmacy. Tuunelton
supply Co. DR.. w. NJ. Dent. NewburR.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1904-02-04
Hamlins Cough Balsam

Hamlins Blood & Liver Pills
Regulate the Liver Cleanse the system. csc
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1904-02-04

Members OF both branches Of Congress
have commented on Mr. Bryan's bold
speech In New York City Tuesday night,
insisting upon reafRrmation OF the last
national platforms. Those who have
counted noses afirm that there are fos
Democrats In Congress against the Nebras-
kan's insistance, aud only seven In favor.
Meantime. the hve Democratic Congress.
men from New England allege that MI
Bryan's contention will find no support In
The 81 New England votes In the Demo
cratic convention.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1904-10-05
WEDNESDAY. OCTOBER 5, 1904.
kenOvd. W. Va.

Mrs. Nora Clark is visiting In
Cincinnati.
w. w. Mum has gore to Penn
sylvaNa.
Mrs. C. j. May field was in Hunt.
ington, Wednesday.
&. j. Maytield will occupy the
house vacated by &. w. Peters.
Miss Williams, of Roanoke, Va.
is visiting Mrs. II. Ney Williams.
Mrs. Allen o. Hayward left few
days ago for her old home in Kansas.
Mr.. and Mrs. Chas. Silliman are
attending the Worlds Fair at ST.
Louis.
Charley Ferguson took in the ex
cursion to Portsmouth, Ohio, Sun.
day.
Mrs. NJ. j. Dalton, of Ceredo. was
the guest of Mrs. w. w. Mum,
Tuesday.
Mrs. G. w. Whipple, of Hunting
ton, was calling on trends in the
city, hursday.
Miss Bredna Earhart, OF Roanoke,
Va, is the guest of her cousin-Mrs.
X. Ney Williams.
Mrs. II. V. Holderby, of Hunt.
ington, and Mrs. l.. Il. Vinson
were calling on friends in Catletts.
burg, Monday.
Mrs. Joseph s. Miller is visiting
her mother at Hagerstown, Md.
and her daughter Mrs. Shelley-at
Mercersburg, Pa.
Mrs. l.. l.. Shortle, who has been
visiting her mother, Mrs. Tennie
Newman, has returned to her home
In Kentucky.
I. w. Peters and family left
Saturday over the \. e w. for
Lewistown, Pa, where they will
make their future home.
Mrs. Meek and daughter, Mrs.
Oscar Heaberlin, of Kenova, left
this morning over the O. & b. S.
tor the home of the former al
Busseyville.-Catlettsburg Press,
Sept. %.
A horse, attached to buggy, that
was standing in front Of G.. A.
Porter's store last Wednesday after
noon, became frightened at 4 passing
street car and ran away. The animal
RAJ ran abo1t three squares and stopped
The damage was slight
REPoRTER.
Sept. 80, 1904.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1904-10-05
NUMBER 45.
The People To Be Informed.

lr has been favorite Democratic
canard that the Republicans were
afraid OF the new tax legislaton and
s'udiousiy suppressed discussion of
the subject. Every one who Knows
anything of the campaign knows
this charge is utterly false, but in
order to bury it beyond hope
OF resurrection, the Republican
State Committee has ordered 5000
copies of the Acts to he printed at
It's own expense, to be distributed
among the voters Of the State
through the Republican county
Committees. They will be ready
within 10 days and will he sent
broadcast 10y the State Committee
into every county in the State from
Hancock to Mcdowell and from
jefferson to Wayne Every one
desiring copy should put in his
application to the County Committee
and they will be freely furnished.
IS The State edition OF the Acts has
been eXhaus led, but in order To in
form the people exactly what the
extra session did the State Commit
tee decided on this course, having
5000 copies printed at its own ex-
pense.
The Acts will he distributed in ad-
dition to the large amount of litera-
ture on tie tax question already put
out aDd will certainly smash the
Democratic canard to a pulp.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1904-10-05

We are justly proud of the officers
and men OF our army and navy
Judge Parker's Letter of Acceptance.
Then why has your party charged
against our soldiers in the Philippines
and elsewhere every crime in the
calendar and lost no opportunity to
blacken their character in the course
Of Congressional debates? Then
why does your party oppose larger
and better navy aud cry constantly
for its reduction?
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1904-10-05
Sept. 80, 1904.

CONGRESSMAN JAMES A. HUGuEs
writes us that he has just received
the 1903 Year Book for distribution.
lie will be glad TO send a copy of
this book to any one asking for it.
1t you desire copy write a postal
to James A. Hughes, NJ. c., Hunt
ington, w. Va.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1904-10-05
Parker and the Tariff.

In his letter OF acceptance Judge
Parker opens his remarks on the
tariff with the following sentences:
"Tartf reform is one of the car
dinal principles of the Democratic
faith, and the necessity for it was
never greater than at the present
time 1t should be undertaken at
once in the interest Of all our peo-
pie"
Do the people of West Virginia
approve of that sentiment? The
last Democratic revision Of the tariff
under the leadership of our own
brilliant but mistaken VIM. l..
Wilson threw this State into want,
misery and bankruptcy, stopped our
mills, closed our factories, shut our
mines and throttled the hum of our
saw mills. Do you want any more
revision of our tariff laws by mis-
guided Democratic theorists who
believe that tariff Is a robbery and
who openly preach free trade?
Have You forgotten the dark days
of ten years ago? a vote for Roose-
welt and Fairbanks is vote for
protection aud prosperity.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1904-10-05

THOSE who give thought TO ques.
tions of political economy and
sociology-and those who don't
will be intereste in the ambitious
serial which John Brisben Walker
begins In the October number of
"The Cosmopolitan" magazine. It's
title is "a Modern swiss Family
Robinson" and the story of the
"shipwreck Of a great Pacific steam
er, with It's distinguished company
of passengers; how they lived for
three years on an island and their
final rescue"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1904-10-05
TO OUR FRIENDS ANo PATRONS

TO OUR FRIENDS ANO PATRONS
This announcement is for the purpose of
asking for you for your Clothing trade
the assurance to ak for it, because
we can make it object for you o wit u.s.
Our Fall Winter garments are now ready and what
ever needs be Mems Boys g
Hats Furnishings Shoes any confident
ill your wants in such satisfactory aud reaonabe
prices that you'll tie this here again again
for your Clothing and Shoes
Our Clothing is made 10y the facturers in the
buy close and sell close
We will guarantee every you buy here stand
back of money ready and anxious to
make ary wrong right.
We sell the best 50 co. $2. so and 800 Shoe on earth
Trusting that shall have the pleasure serving you
when you're ready your Clothing Shoes we are
Very Truly Yours,
D.&N LEVINE,
Catettsburg, KY.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1904-10-05
Fairbanks a Surprise.

Waship yton Post: "Before
heard Senator Fairbanks talk on his
recent West Virginia tour had no
conception of his remarkable clever
ness as a public speaker" said Mr.
Louis Garthe, the well known cor
respondent at the Riggs house.
ellis speeches of last week were IN
the nature OF revelation. The
senator is indeed entitled to high
place as campaigner, and the short
talks he made to the people from
the rear end of the train were
models. That they made happy
impression on the hearers every
where was easily apparent. He has
wonderful facility, too, for cpl
grammatical utterances. The Re-
publican party said he at one town
in the Mountain State, writes It's
platforms in the statues of the land. >
At Harper's Ferry he spoke of the
disappearance of the old John Brown
fort and likewise of the disappear.
ance Of all bitterness between the
North and the South, sentiment
that awakened tremendous enthusi-
asm. Besides his concise, forcible
English, Senator Fairbanks has
tact. He never villties his opponents,
but always alludes to them as our
Democratic friends, and gives them
credit for the sincerity of their con
victions.
"Finally it can he said truthfully
of the Indianian that people who
imagine him cold-blooded callous
man with no tinge of sentiment In
his makeup, are woefnlly mistaken.
lie is not only kindly disposed to
his fellow-man but also one of the
best mixers lever saw. If he had five
minutes to stop at an obscure station
ne talked for only two minutes and
devoted the rest of the time TO hand
shaking and personal greetings"
UNDER the title of "The Splendor
of the Wealthy Russians" Thorn.
dixie Cotton in "The Twentieth
Century Horne" tor October, gives
most interesting account of the
court Of Russia, whose agnifi cen ce
is the wonder Of the century. No
people on earth are so extravagant,
so lavish, so imperially magnificent,
az the high-class Russians. Their
palaces are the most superb in the
world, their jewels the most costly,
their dress the most lavish and
ornate.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1904-10-05

WE have received the initial
number Of The Ohio Reporter,
published at Cincinnati 1t is the
same size as the Kenova Reporter
aud has for its motto: eff at 6rst
you don't succeed, advertise again"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1904-10-05

HoN. Q. +. TETER says he is not
a candidate for United States Sena-
tor nor for no other Office.