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The state herald., 1904-08-12
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BY
W BYRON WILLIAMS
I'm Comlnn Home.

Oh breath of June from the woodland,
Oh. scent of the stream and fields.
Oh. dronlng winds that are whispering
Cf peace that the country Yields
I'm coming home!
Oh. lilies floating in bayous,
On, Islands of rustlng reed.
Oh. willows bending above them,
Oh, daisies of fragrant mead
I'm coming home!
Oh. fields that wave like the ocean,
Oh, billows that cbb and flow,
Oh. groves that shelter the birdlings,
Oh, banks where the sur sets glow
I'm coming home!
Oh maiden fair as the flowers.
win eyes that are soft and blue,
Await tonight by the arbor.
A-tryst for your lover true
I'm coming home!
The state herald., 1904-08-12
Third Set Of Teeth.

Mrs. Hester Trudow, OF lie Egeur,
Minnesota, whose age is ninety-slght
years, and who, until lately, had been
entirely tooth,ess for thirty years, be.
gan six months ago to cut her third
set of teeth, and has now q complete
outfit of new, natural teeth, both up.
pers and lowers. She claims that she
mas acquired her new teeth by eating
each day a teaspoonful of powdered
oyster shells.
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What She Needed.

1t was at the boarding house table,
and the irresistible young bud from
Chicago was enthusing over a jolly
swim in the lake.
Il haven't been in bathing for
twenty years" shifted the prim old
maid at the end of the board.
why don't you take bath occa-
slohally," retorted the frivolous one,
"Itll do you good!"
And then the landlady broke the
silence by bringing in the bark meat,
commonly known as sausage.
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UNION rAcIrIc rAcTIc COAST

San Francisco and Los Angeles
aud return, $40. via Portland In one
direction, ana either "ShhHtn Route
- ", II a y. steamer between Port
land aud san Francisco. only iil
extra.
Tickets sold August 10Th 10 Sen.
i'mhrr mn, lncluHiycs huHl return
limit october 2ld.
To Portland. Seattle. Tacoma.
Vancouver, or Ntrtoriu. aud return.
one fare Tor the round trip Tick
eIH sold August 10Th 10 18th. lnrluR-
!Nci hual return limit ElKty days
from date Of sale
I'd. Free side trip ogden 20 Salt Lake
Guy ana return. on any OF those
tickets
Very liberal stop-overs allowed on
any ut the above tickets and tho
Union Pacific gives you quicker time
and better service than any other
line
For full information call on onion
IArinr agent or address Y Il GRIT
nn General Agent. 9tl Seventeenth
street, Denver,
The state herald., 1904-08-12

Don't be deluded. Don't go n thous-
and miles, far from railroads and mar
kets to find location. Go where you
can take your tools and stock to start
with. Colorado Is and always will be
better than Idaho or Wyoming. We
have good land. absolutely no nlkali,
right on the railway line, with splen-
did markets, a good potato country
water rights dating back to 1855,
which we sell cheap and on easy terms
to good farmers. Conejos County Land
and Investment Company, Zeph. Chas
Felt, president, GIG Majestic Building.
Denver. Colorado
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Ex-United States Senator From South
Carolina.


E>X-U. S. Senator NJ. C. Butler from
- South Carolina, was Senator from
that state for two terms. In n recent
letter from Washington, d. c., he saws:
~ can recommend Peruna for dys.
pepsta and stomach trouble. I have
been using your medicine for q short
period and I feel very much relieved.
IL 10 Indeed q wonderful medicine be-
sides good tonic. IN. c. Butler.
Peruna is not simply remedy for
dyspepsia. Peruna is catarrh remedy.
Peruna cures dyspepsia because it is
generally dependent upon catarrh of
the stomach.
If you do not derive prompt and salts
factory results from the use of Peruna,
write at once to DIR. Hartman, giving a
full statement of your case and he will
be plecsed to give you his valuable ad-
vice gratis.
Address DIR. Hartman, President Of
The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, o.
The state herald., 1904-08-12

"ls 1t all right to kiss girl to
whom You are not engaged?" asks a
funny feller in joke. 1t depends on
the girl. Some girls are all right to
kiss and others take all the amorous
csoulation out of man when he
faces the music and smells young
onions.
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Insist on oet,lnu Il.

Some Erocers say they don't keep
Defiance Starch. This is because they
have n stock on hand OF other brands
containing only u OF In a package.
which they won't be abls to sell first,
because Defiance contains ls OF. for
the same money.
DO you want 10 OF. instead OF ~ o.
for same money! Then buy Defiance
Starch. Requires no cooking.
The state herald., 1904-08-12

A Connecticut politician. thorough
ly disguised at the turn of national
politics, announces that he has gone
TO the Bible for consolation. This
Is the first case on record where
politician ever went to the Bible for
anything! God moves in mysterl-
Qua way his wonders to perform!"
The state herald., 1904-08-12

Adam, who was the first farmer,
missed lot of fun because there
were no broken.down automobiles on
the highway in front of the Garden
of Eden. Hence, how could he coldly
refuse TO haul them to town with his
zebra?
The state herald., 1904-08-12

A Massachusetts man says the
world will come to an end September
3. If the calamity prognostlcator
Will hurry the pedal extremity about
three days he will save us s45. We
always pay our rent on the 1st.
The state herald., 1904-08-12

The mouse never trusts itself TO
one hole only. Always have two
ways out Of every possible dilemma.
This is especially pat for husbands
who are forced to report as to their
whereabouts last Saturday night"
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% Your Feet Aeb, and e,,,7

Shake into your shoes, Aliens Foot
Ease, powder for the feet. II makes
tight or New Shoes feel Easy. Cures
swollen, Hot, Sweating Feet, Corns and
Bunions. At all Druggists and Shoe
stores 25c. Sample sent FREE. Adj
dress Allen S. Olmsted. LcRov. N. Y.
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lo,sf's CIT

Accept my love Hs uuH % heart
- ever lover rave
'ttH free. u Vows. ffUm aHf hft,
Ana proud 20 ha YuHf slave
Then take " kindly aa twas meant
Ana let the nlttf ilNN
Who. with A. would ihr pHfid have
sent
iiad u been hiH 10 HItr
Ani that DrflHdh mss not fear
p'st viii prove uuifuF
~ Wv uiah rnfirr Win ne year.
M8iihtu Prior
The state herald., 1904-08-12

An exchange declares man went
10 sleep with toothpick In his mouth
and became n human fly trap. Better
set him with husking peg next time
and catch mouse
The state herald., 1904-08-12

The only thing that can outlivc n
mortgage is your wifes reference 10
the girl you almost married before
you popped to the present incumbent
q your bed and board.
The state herald., 1904-08-12
Care OF the Hair.

1t Is now generally agreed that many of
the shampoos in use are injurious to the
hair, The best treatment is frequent
brushing and absolute cleanliness. Wash
the hair in u lather of Ivory Soap suds and
rinse thoroughly. Let the last water be
cool as it closes the pores of the skin and
prevents colds.
ELEANOR r. PARKER.
The state herald., 1904-08-12

II We could only see what is best
for ourselves with as keen and ready
4 foresight as we see what Is good
Tor others, how much more successful
our lives would be!
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This WIN lnteres, Mother,

Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Chill
dren, used by Mother Gray, nurse in
Chiidren's Home, New York, Cure Fever
ishncss. Bad Stomach, Teething Disorders,
move ana regulate the bowels and destroy
Worms. Sold by all Druggists, 25c. Sample
FREE. Address A. S. Olmsted, IeRoy nv
The state herald., 1904-08-12

Michigan is n great peach country
II you don't believe II, attend n picnic
and take look at the country lassics.
iurs and sweet, gathered about the
sandwiches and the cold tongue.
The state herald., 1904-08-12

Hurrah' Here's where We lose
our appendicitis A Paris scientist
sgys appendicitis is due to meat
Diet During the strike wc can get
no meat
The state herald., 1904-08-12

In New Jersey woman got judg'
mcnt Of one cent because man kiss.
ol her Why not take twenty-five
GENTS down into Jersey" and corner
the markctg
The state herald., 1904-08-12

When you see man with vari-
cose nose that looks like a vascular
tumor on the end OF bnse-drum
stick. you may know that he believes
water is fit only for bathing pur.
poses.
The state herald., 1904-08-12

$500 per NJ. Lewis "Single Binder"
straight SC cigar, costs the dealer some
more than other SC cigars, but the higher
price enables this factory TO use higher
grade tobacco. Lewis Factory, Peoria. Ill.
The state herald., 1904-08-12

voltairc says. We cannot wish for
that we know mott" This Is hardly
necessary, ~ there are always enough
for which wc may wish to keep ~
unhappy
The state herald., 1904-08-12

Poor Jim tto dHRHen't call hlT soul
know that poor old Jim was married."
The state herald., 1904-08-12
Defiance Starch

should be In every household. none 50
good. besides on more for 10 cents
than any other brand Of cold water
starch.
The state herald., 1904-08-12

I am SUR riso's Cure for Consumption saved
ms llfe ihror years nRu Mas rHus llOnniSs,
The state herald., 1904-08-12

a miracle working doctor ADVERTISE
that 'u letter does Just nH much good
az personal visit" bnuhtloHn.
The state herald., 1904-08-12

The eternal feminine doth draw
us on says Goethe. lsn't this n mis-
takc7 Didn't the great writer mean,
The Informal feminine doth draw on
us7"
The state herald., 1904-08-12

ly played a match game of baseball
with the retail clerks and won by
close shave.
The state herald., 1904-08-12
AMOR r. PARKER.
Stick to Colorado.

Many man takes n Joke for the
purpose of working 1t off as his own
The state herald., 1904-08-12

foolish woman is one who puts n
special delivery stamp on letter and
then gives 1t to her husband to mail
The state herald., 1904-08-12

In country whore every man carries
a revolver it is only natural for revolu-
lions 10 occur.
The state herald., 1904-08-12

Though tho good die young, ncras
sioHAlly tough old hon shnwH M on
the bili Of fare ns spring rhlckUn,
The state herald., 1904-08-12

My face ~ my fortune. sir" she
said. Well" he replied poverty h
no disgrace. but rs awfully inconven
lent at Tines"
The state herald., 1904-08-12

All up-to-Date HousekeepeD
use Defiance Cold Water Starch, be-
cause II is better, and OF. more of 1t
for same money.
The state herald., 1904-08-12

Although the government doesn't en-
cournRe counterfeiting. II employs a lot
OF congressman who pass bad bills
The state herald., 1904-08-12

But you can't make a machine that
will think" NO" replied the Invent
or. 'and I wouldn't II | could-if /
thought 1t would think as some people
The state herald., 1904-08-12

The traveller In the railway eating
house, with "Einker' In one hand
and n cup " coffee In the other. N
always n good friend Of the doctor,
The state herald., 1904-08-12

4 New Yorker found n diamond In
his hash the other day We found a
hair In ours once.
The state herald., 1904-08-12

Tho motto of Lord Middleton was.
"I'ruth without fcar"-but he never
published n newspaper
The state herald., 1904-08-12

II the me" were not left of OF pro
fiamme' people couldn't call 1t pro
Erum."
The state herald., 1904-08-12

II n only the roncoltod that can
learn nothing from talking with their
fellow men,
The state herald., 1904-08-12

The motto Of Lord nellow was.
AN from aboyo'" And the next
day II raincd'
The state herald., 1904-08-12

a woman's darnod curiosity Ia al.
ways responsible f0r a husbands lies
The state herald., 1904-08-12

Is because made by an entirely differ.
ent process. Defiance Starch is un-
hike any other. better and one-thIrd
more for 10 cents.
The state herald., 1904-08-12

Any fool can boss Job. but Il
takes wise man TO direct n good
work we'll.
The state herald., 1904-08-12

Even a coward talls back over tho
telephone,
The state herald., 1904-08-12

A man that keeps his own counsel
has many friends.
The state herald., 1904-08-12
MhY IL Is the Rrnt

A man may not have n cent to his
name and SUI have dollars In the name
The state herald., 1904-08-12

4 pretty Firl iH willing "a admit that
. hamelN Fiji u sensible
The state herald., 1904-08-12

Mrs. winsiow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teethinz, softsns the guns reduces IN
tIninAtion allays pain, cures wind e0U. sc bottle.
The state herald., 1904-08-12

The girl who imagines she is good
looking thinks that Is all that's neces-
The state herald., 1904-08-12

Home Is where lb, panama hat Ia.
The state herald., 1904-08-12
STATE OF ONO, CITY OF TOLEDO, =.
Z -

nINIE Ut VHIVf III Ut I7Iaft7Vi 7
LUCAS COUNTY.
FRANK J CnESEY makes oath that he 10 senior
partner of the nrm of y. J. CHENEY a Co., doing
business in the City OF Toledo County and State
aforesaid, and that said nrm viii pay the sum of
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every
Of CATARsH that cannot be cured by the use of
HALLS CArAREn CURE.
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn TO before me and subscribed in my pres
enoe, this 9Th day Of December A. d. 1850
49, A. W GLEASON,
ttb NoTAHY PuhLIc.
Hairs Catarrh Cure Is taken internally and act,
directly on the blood and mucous surfaces Of tho
system. Send for testimonisl., free.
+. J. CHENEY \ Co, Toledo, o.
Sold by all Druggists, a5c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The state herald., 1904-08-12

Sold by all Druggists, 55c.
Take iIalfs Family Pills for constipation.
The state herald., 1904-08-12
Denver Directory
Hereford and Shorthorn Bulls

nHth fssi.isfs and bish stadsi Aiaa tans. h,.i
calves ~ salsi Address rifh WESTERN hhrrb.
rus .riooisfinS. nshss gsa.,.i Man
The state herald., 1904-08-12

IctuJc wANIIU ~ tsts orders fof Colorado
Rptnio Ern~nt ~ piAnts Cssh paid ~esi-
y. intHfnsti0nsi sufasfH. North u. uTsr c.is
The daily morning journal and courier., 1904-01-25
HERD ARE BOY DETECTIVES.
The Dime Novel Hero Easily Outdone
 in Abyssinia.

The Dime Novel Hero Easily Outdone
 in Abyssinia
 Alfred Ilg is a Swiss of scientific at tainments, who has made a reputation as an explorer of Abyssinia. He is also high in the confidence of King Menelik and for several years has been one of his advisers. He is now on furlough in Switzerland, where he has told a remarkable story to the Swiss news papers.
 He says that the young sons of a cer- tain clan, widely scattered over Abyssin- la, have developed mysterious faeul- ty for the detection of criminals. When a crime is committed one of these boys, who are called lebaches. is taken to the scene of the crime.
 Here he drinks milk which has been sprinkled with green and black powder and soon falls into trance from which he abruptly awakens. He runs at top speed along the paths and in and out of the houses till he comes upon the water during the journey he must be- criminal. If he crosses a stream of gin all ever again.
 MT. Ilg gives three illustrations of this unusual method of detecting crim- inals.
 A house was burned down by an in- cendiary. The lebacha, F years old, was taken to the ruins, and after the preliminary mummeries ran out into the country for six hours at so rapid a pace that only a few of his attendants could keep up with him.
 Then he turned off the road and into a field where a fellah was at work. The man was accused the crime, and though he denied it, he was utterly un- able to prove an alibi, and finally con- fessed that he was the criminal.
 The couriers of the king were travel ing on foot from Harrar to Addis Ala ba, the capital, when they were joined one evening by stranger, who killed them as they were sleeping, and made off with their valuables. A lebacha who was taken to the scene of the crime trotted for several hours over the country till he came to a hut. The man was accused Of the crime, and of the murders, but stoutly denied his guilt until the property of his victims was found in his possession. King Menelik was sleptlcal of the detective ability of these boys and de- cided to make test of their powers. He improved favorable moment to abstract a jewel from the raiment the queen was wearing.
 It was not long before she missed the article and great hue and cry was raised over the theft of one of the queens jewels. Menelik ordered a le- bacha to be summoned.
 The boy went into the usual trance, and when he came out of it he began a tour of the royal apartments. He finally entered the private room of the king, wher he found the jewel con- cealed in his majesty's bed. Lebachas are no respecters of per sons, King Menelik was promptly ac- cused of stealing from the queen.- From the New York Sun.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1904-01-25
THIRTY YEARS IN SENATE
Senator Allison Is the Oldest in Contin-
 uous Service in the Body.

Senator Allison Is the Oldest in Contin-
 uous Service in the Body.
 Senator Allison entered the Senate in 1873, and there is now no one mem Der of that body who has served con- tinuously as he has done Stewart of Nevada was a member. and John H. Mitchell of Oregon took his seat at the same time. Stewart was out twelve years and Mitchell ten years. John P. Jones of Nevada took his seat at the same time, but closed thirty years of service last March. There were some interesting figures in the Senate when
 Allison took his seat there for the first time From the South there was quite an array of the so-called carpet bag
 Senators. Among the well known per sonages the new Iowa man met on the floor thirty years ago were Powell Clay ton, now Ambassador to Mexico, and
 Stephen W. Dorsey, Arkansas; John B. Gordon, Georgia; John A. Logan and Richard J. Oglesby, Illinois; Oliver P. Morton, Indiana; John J. Ingalls,, Kan sas; Hannibal Hamlin and Lot M. Mor- | Till, Maine: George S. Boutwell,, Charles c1lb w llilctlll Is w II,
 Massachusetts; Zack Chandler and Thomas W Perry, Michigan; Alexan- der Ramsey and William Windom,
 Minnesota; Adelbert Ames, Mississippi; Carl Schurz, Missouri; Frederick T.
 Frelinghuysen, New Jersey; Roscoe Conkling, New York; Matt ". Ram som, North Carolina; John shetrman
 and Allen G. Thurman, Ohio; Simon
 Cameron, Pennsylvania; William C.
 Brownlow, Tennessee; James w. Elan
 agan, Texas: George F. Edmunds and
 Justin s. Morrill,, Vermont Henry J. Davis, West Virginia; Matthew H. Carpenter, Wisconsin.
 ] It is quite a distinction to be the sole survivor of an entire membership of l the Senate. While it is true that there are two men members now who were there thirty years ago. Senator Ali
 son has seen them go and their success
 sors take their seats and again wit messed their return. He is the one man who has been a member and witnessed a complete change in the Senate, him. self alone excepted. d.-From the Wash ington Post.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1904-01-25
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The daily morning journal and courier., 1904-01-25

good demand. One American woman who has spent nearly fifteen hundred dollars with me on them, has some pairs of nearly every European royalty in her collection, and also, by way of contrast, I suppose, several pairs be- longing to notorious criminals. The fish net hose of one of the most popu- lar of English princesses are really ex- quisite creations and can quite believe that they cost twenty-five dollars per pair when new. One continental royal ty evidently believes in yellow as a lucky color, for she has yellow hose, and some with black feet. One of the best dressed of foreign princesses had hose, one would imagine to match her under skirts or dresses. for I have purchased gray, pale blue, pink, old rose, black, dove gray and silver tissue stockings, all of which have been worn by her.
 q have often purchased royalties lin- gerie; and, indeed, for it there is @ good
 demand among both collectors and American girls. who a few years ago had a liking for a set to be included in their own rousseau. Much of it is, of course, good, exquisite work, but it is by no means so elaborate as the uniniti- ated might suppose. The finest lawn, French batiste. and muslin seem the favorite materials with our own royal ties, although one or two favor silk. Southern European royalties appear to
 have more exotic tastes than those of northern Europe. But many a dancing girl or Parisian actress possessee more elaborate and costly underclothing The demand for such articles evceeds the supply-an immense amount goes to the United States-even though the garments are seldom worn more than a few times. I fancy they are kept by the dressers or maids in waiting, all
 though I get a good deal" Chicago Tribune.