New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-12-15
ANTICIPATION.

Bv AIg-r-n Chris Sw-nb-rn-J
Come. carol a chorus of Christmas
OF holly. and heartaChe. and nope
That reaches from lakes to the lsthmuSi
A beautiful brush for our hat?
VIII We like closed clans, be found caspins
A hand worked cravat?
All, something most uselessly useful
May dash our delight on that day
When others have royals to playi
Or Or pads With the dates for ten Years.
Or get us to gurge some "goshes'
With muffs for our ears.
Bad beverage bright in the bottle;
Wan wine in a wicker worked case;
P The sde m our %ih hose hey may p9os
O. hey for the Jest that is Joyous
The smell Of The sInokei VIII they ciOy US
With Christmas cigars3
Come. carol a chorus of Christmas;
C1hread through thin and thick then. of this nnuss
Full faiF Is the faith Of friend
Now, what Will they sendf
Mr.. Reagan who has a stoneyard near the ceme-
terry in Taunton Mass. tempts the public with his
wares like this:
LAST CADL
We wish TO state that owing to the advent Of
cold weather. would advise all parties desiring
to have letters cut on their monuments and head
stones to place their orders as soon as possible.
THE Buffalo Commercal' says that a neatly
framed card bearing the inscription. Low Bridget
c. A." Is a significant warning now affixed of
evening to the doors Of some Of the most exclusive
fats in Buffalo It simply conveys in brief and
more or less courteous language that the inmates
are engaged at cards. and will the visitor please
call again.
They Usually Do.-'so he's really dead Well.
he made hard fight If ever man had an iron
Yes, but I'll bet the lawyers will break it,
philadelphia Ledger.
MY MOTOR CAP.
Motor caps we are informed, have created such
vogue in the provinces that ladies' women and fac
methods of Iocomotion.l
motor I shall never afford
With a gay vermilion bonnet
or course l might happen to marry lord
have never HT F Tecn eu on the 0 seat behind
But ni'G my days are blessed With mind at rest
For l wear motor cap;
Nv dresses wI are bound With leather ra '0auS
I turn up my collar like auto-folk.
with pound Of sSr as,, u an old string bag.
Wherever go to a shop or show,
I don't know a siiencer from clutch.
A sparkling plug from bearing.
But no one I think. Is in closer touch
I'm au fait with the trim Of the talIormade brim.
The crown and machine-stitched strap;
Though I've neither the motor. the sable-lined
The goggles-I wear the cap.
Punch
''The Eddyvtlle Qowa) Tribune publishes this
original advertisement OF local barber:
II Won want your soup straIners pruned we will
block them out in any pattern-lip ticker fantails.
billy goats peacherinoS.
Hair cuts OF all kinds. from woolly willles to
ring -around-roseyS.
Wash your ears without extra charge.
JAGERS WHISKERARIUM
A few years ago certain famous German sur
her of he al Erx
Council. He was a pompous who loved to i'm
press his patients and students with his import
ance The '"Tagliche Rupdschau." which tells the
story says he trapped oea utfuly. When
he was ecturing his students day a work
ingman entered the room The Councillor stopped
him by a gesture. and ordered his class to look
him Now Mr.. X" he said to of the students
what IS the matter with this man? From here you
should be able TO make correct diagnosis, sim
ply by looking at the mans face. his bear
ing md the contour of his head" Mr.. y. Mr..
and Mr.. z having failed to make any diagnosis
whatsoever the professor triumphantly declared
"yon ought to see at the first glance that the man
! Is deaf and dumb" He forgot. OF course, to
ttop that he himself had frequently seen the
natient To the delight of the students. the patient
| suddenly remarked: mo, your exceIency, it is
| NV brother who Is deaf and dumb. But he looks
| very much like me-
A Definition" Paw" asked little Johnny. what's
on whom IFS maie with. For instance II make a
| compromise with a business man 20 about half
| wav But 81 mako a compromise with YOUR
| mother, why. I-er-I go all the way."-(Houston
| Chronicle
correspondent sends us this bit of English.
| copied from the window OF Chinese laundry in
| Rockland Me-.
| THE LAUNDRY.
/ All everything at lesser 10 cheaper and best
| work the family to do. Give us trial TO do.