Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1904-02-06
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Fond PARENT understand the fac
ulty are very much pleased with your
work. Dropped Junior-Yes, they en-
cored my sophomore year.-Princeton
Tiger.
Caller-Your sister is a long time
making her appearance, Johnny. h
ny-Yes, she's got to make it, Of
course, fore she comes down.@Chicago
Tribune.
Ills wife has beer the making of
him" "Why, be doesn't seem to be
much" That's it. She has made
him perfectly Observation-Disclosures
phia Bulletin.
neutrality-suspicious., Sarah,
I've been nominated. Sarah with de-
;ight)-Honestly2 Politician - What
difference does that make:-Detroit
Free Press. .
do you know anything about firt-
ing?' NO" he replied sadly. Il
thought 1 did, but when 1 tried it
hanged if the girl didn't marry me-
Chicago Post.
"Wha can I do for my little boy"
asked mamma, $50 that he won't want
to eat between meals?" "Hav the
meals ticker together" replied the
greedy young man.
Farmer Ragweed-Has Bill learned
anything few college? Mrs. Ragweed
No; an wuss'n that. he's forgot what
he ulster knowl Says he can't eat pie
without a fork.-Chicago News.
Doctor-Do l think l can cure your
catarrh? Why, I'm sure of it. Patient
. so you are very familiar with the
. disease? Doctor should say so! I've
: had it myself all my life.-Judge.
Miss Muddie-I wish 1 knew of a
!. really good way to preserve my COM
plexion. Miss Snappe-If you keep
+ the box in a cool place it will be all
right, won't it?-Philadelphia Press.
= Jonathan-I say, Britisher, can 20
spell horse? Englishman Orse?
n why, certainly. 1t honly takes a hatch
S and a no and a har and a hess and a
he to spell 'orse.-Kansas City Jour-
nal.
within the last decade remarked
the progressive citizen, woman has
4 gained considerable standing in the
81 business world" YES" r~ejoined the
female breadwinner. especially in the
street cars"
Teacher-You notice that boy who
stands at the foot of the class? Well.
81 last summer he was the brightest boy
in school Commltteeman-He is now.
| notice the foot of the class is nearest
81 the stove!
Mrs. Knox-So you met Mrs. Tom
Ign to-day What did she say? Mr..
Knox-Nothing. Mrs. Knox-You sur
81 prise me-she usually talks an awful
Il lot! Mr.. Knox-Oh, she did that to-
n day, of course!
= Mlssus-We're going to give a dance
on Friday, Jane, and l want you to do
= all you can to help us. Jane-Well,
/; mum, I'm afraid l amt much good at
3 that sort of thing. 1 only know a bar
n rel organ jig and a cake walk.
n Mrs. Ascum--Did you see Mrs. Lo-
oe cutie at the ball? Mr.. Ascum-Yes.
al Mrs. Ascum-She was dressed entirely
r. in white, the paper said. Is that so?
Mr.. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS, she didn't
+, appear to be dressed entirely.-Phila-
delphia Press.
,es seen Ezry's new horseT' asked one
H. citizen of another. 81 have" was the
M reply. "Well, what does it look like?'
asked the questioner, impatien;ly'
II, well, HI looks" said the other man.
;es slowly, las If Ezry had taken him for
)c- an old debt."-Christian Register.
lily who's the slowest man you ever
J. knew" "a chap in New York. He
he fell out of a third-story fat window
q and did not reach the ground for an
Ia hour" "How was that?" HE caught
ig' in a tree at the second story and went
Ia In to visit some friends. "-Detroit
NC Free Press.
Blobbs-What a touchy little chap
Hotspur is-he's always ready to taxi
" offense. Sharpe-I've known him
when he wouldn't. Blobbs-Wher
d was that7 Sharpe-When we were
following the Atherstone hounds. He't
a always rather go half a mile round
sooner than take q fence.
zone week from to-day, Uncle John
~ l will be a married man. Yes, in sever
short days 1 will be initiated into tn
49, mysteries of matrimony." N mys
teries about it, my boy. 1t Is just tn
plain, simple rule of three" Rule o
-, three? Eh-what threeT' "Wife
80 mother-in-law, and hired girl"-Kan
+ho sas City Journal.
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