The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-12-27
With the Long B0au.
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IT HERE are some grade crossings the old interurban
trolley line that going to get bunch Of people
some day. Only matter of time.
Somebody gave us a tidy for old chintz rocking
chair Sunday Say, it the finest thing we drew.
Every mail entering the office this week has been fever
ishy Mrs Aston has sent out 1000 in
yations her annual ball Of JAN g. next This raise IN
the limit Of the 400 is encouraging. -
It difficult until to find enough "beautifu snow"
10 write parody =. T.. - =:s&.. 49, - -~.~.=
The railroad will have trouble in collecting dam
ages from the people the wrecked street Once when
there railway collision Scottish country town.
an local attorney hurried to the OF disaster
Noticing old with badly injured head lying on
the ground he approached him with notebook in hand
elbow about damages my man - he began The injured
waved him off with the remark INA, ma yell get nae
damages frae It that hit bloomin aud
train
Admiral Togo is providing few hardshe fishing craft
FOR Admiral Rojestvensky to practice on. "
Mr. Lawson's sudden attack Of the insurance
companies have struck dumb the boys who possessed
what considered to be concealed graft AS soon
as they get breath again, likely to listen to ho
er' that will remind the public of spanked child.
We have said lot Of things about the piano. but
we are forced there good the box after
all young fellow in the office who was recently married
told yesterday that Of the great charms Of his newly
welded happiness found at the His wife IN
her element the Chickerng and hurraeed and down
the keyboard in that caused surprise in the neigh
borhood While she doing this friend stood beside
her. his grand voice swelling out into the in way that
caused the dog paw uneasy the front door, It is pic
ture Of domestic happiness that appeals to strongly
49,
p George AIDE showed up in Chicago last week proud
peacock Of dyspepsia like that Rockefeller used
to have George groaned to the reporters when they
peared ask him all about and confessed that his food
distressed him terribly from not eating it. He trying
the starvation and had not pie for four days
There it coming Christmas and Mr.. AIDES stomach
hollow empty barrel thrown out of fourth
story window to paved alley George confessed to the
boys that his plays great financially and that
he doing quite WE'LL ''Bu what does it all amount to,
sighed the dramatst eff you can't fill up turkey and
plum pudding?' .. ..,
The boys greatly disguised with Georges frills
than Chicago paper ntimated that Mr. AIDE
attempt initiate Rockefeller bad TASTE to the
When President Harper heard about Georges dys
pepsa he called the hotel and struck him for
for the university :.
By the way what kind of rathole do you suppose Mr.
Harpers school has? 1t is difficult open paper without
reading that somebody has just given the Chicago university
billion dollars to found school for research into
the of the ghngbug excavate the ruins
ancient city Of Pnkopos Fakelene in the Arabian
desert.
At any rate Mr.. AIDE refused to down and the uni
versity had get along during the holidays paltry
$242OO0 sent along by John D. to tide them
III P. S.-Gasoene up quarter Of cent the day il
question.
To go back, few newspaper writer's have made the
cess achieved by George AIDE Gene Field in his pames
days above the necessity Of striking the managing
editor for advance his pay and his entire
did not Law up the millions in whc
Mr.. AIDE is rolling. : r: e'"'% = rip. ~">~
Were it not obvious error, poor fellows who dra1
little besides breath pay day would be inclined
envy George-al but the dyspepsia ~ A j. R. -