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The San Francisco call., 1904-03-19
SEASON FOR MODEL YACHTING
WILL BE OPENED TOMORROW
Will Be tie Scene OF Action
for Small Craft

The San Francisco Model Yachs
Club Will open the racing season for
1904 tomorrow on Spreckels Lake
in Golden Gate Park The owners OF
the small boats have beer anxiOuslv
awaiting this occasion. For several
weeks most Of the owners have been
out accustoming themselves to TIA
different courses and surroundings.
The racing season last year was satis-
factory. but this year the competition
will be better. The models viii not
meet with interference from rowbOats
as they did last year on Stow Lake
and the banks are much betcer on the
new lake. A lack Of wind also made
racing rather difficult at times. The
yacht owners viii not have this %
contend with this season. as there is
always a good breeze over the new
lake.
Many new models have already
been launched and more will be in the
near future. Many of the students OF
the Humboldt Evening school have
become interested in model yachting
and already three crack boats have
been built by them. They are the
Humboldt I. II and III. The first
named is the only one OF the three
that has been launched. 1t is one OF
the largest boats in the fleet. meas
uring seventy-nine inches.
The two models launched By n.
Phorsen and c. =. McC1eary last week
made a satisfactory showing. They
are built on graceful lines and show
considerable speed. Forest & Car
ter's new scow slooD did not come up
to expectations when launched last
Sunday. Her Door showing was at
tributed TO her RIG. which was too
small. This defect can easily be rem
edied and the new boat. with proper
rigging. will be heard from when the
races commence.
The Dixie was doing well until she
sprung a leak and was forced to re-
tire.
The chances OF l. s Adams Sautee
are considered much better since she
beat the fast Witch. owned by Genung.
! last Sunday The winning boat had
nothing 10 spare. but a victory over
the witch is a coveted honor. al
though the margin be small
The San Francisco call., 1904-03-19
BETT0RS ARE SHY
SENDING IT IN
ON THE FIGHT
Corbett VIII Be a Z to 10
Choice Until the Volume
of Money Changes the Odds
CHAMPION SEEKS REST
After Turbulent Times in
His Gymnasium on Thurs
day He Takes a Day Off

While betting on the Britt -Corbett
feht is slow 10 commence the men VINO
figure prices have decided that the
opening odds win be 10 70 :, with Cor
bert favorite. The adherents OF the
californian VIII probably not unbuckle
their money belts until early in the
week. when they viii feel sure that
Britt VIII make the weight and stiu
retain his strength
Britt weighed a shade over 1872 pounds
yesterday. HIS trainers would prefer
% have him heavier, as they could then
work him hard without danger OF over
training
Many anecdotes have been told of
Ccrbert's nimble wit in the ring. Here
is a new one on Britt. When he was
fighting Tim Heagerty he landed some
sun punches. but the Australian only
smiled and said I could take those
punches all night
oh. no you couldn't" said Britt,
you won't be here al night"
Just then he landed on Heagerty s
jaw and the fight ended abruptly.
Close application 10 his training work
IS the feature OF Jimuy's daily routine
at his camp az CrolTs Gardens. Ala
media. As the time set for the big bat
lie u little men draws nearer Britt is
commencing 10 wear a more serious
CCuureuance. as Il he were giving the
coming fight all his mental attention.
Despite the serious look Jimmy is
happy and says he VIII be happier still
when he puts his gloves up in front u
Young Corbett- II faithful attention 70
the programme mapped out for him by
his handlers means good condition
Britt VIII be az his best next Friday
night
Jimmy went through his usual
work al his gymnasium yesterday and
received a number OF visitors Many
OF these cast their critical eyes over
The crack fighters physique and were
pleased with his condition. There
viii be no material change in Britts
work until The middle OF next week.
After the stirring and turbulent
times OF Thursday at COrbett's camp
there was a luu yesterday. The lit
tie champion declared a holiday in
the afternoon. With his trainers he
went 10 Sutro Baths and disported
ia the big tank like a schooIboy. IN
the evening he came into town with
his automobile and attended the anna
teur fights.
The advance sale OF seats opened
yesterday at Harry Corbetts and
nearly $4,000 worth OF tickets We're
disposed Of This indicates an at
tendance al the fight Of record-break-
ing proportions.
The San Francisco call., 1904-03-19

yawl Nereid was driven on the beach
passing trains almost struck her. j.
r. Savory's sloop Juanita of the San
Francisco Yacht Club was driven
toward shore and rests on the wreck
of an old scow near the track Mac
farlane's fast twenty-foOter Ruby is
high ashore broadside, and a small
sloop lies half submerged in the mid
die Of the lagoon.
The force of the storm was felt
even in so sheltered a spot as Corte
MADEIRA Creek, which is a winter an
chorage for several arks and yachts.
The ark Olga broke from her moor
ings and struck the schooner White
Wings, punching two holes in the
schooner and sinking herself. The
White Wings was patched up suf-
ficiently TO be towed to Tiburon for
repairs.
At Sausalito the sloops Surprise and
Curlew. with the launches Vladimir.
Rob Roy. Alice and Kitty NJ were at
moorings in front of the San Fran
cisco Yacht Club. They rode the
storm out. The waves burst the sea
wall and tore away a great part OF
the roadway in front of the clubhouse.
on the beach at Old Sausalito Boat
builder Smith had a boathouse jacked
up ready for removal 10 another site.
The storm seized it and made a CON-
plete wreck OF it.
The San Francisco call., 1904-03-19
Japanese sIaslles oountrymen.

]. Matsuma and L Iwamure. Japan
ese. were stabbed last evening by Kat
sunni Kobashi az u s.. Marys alley.
KObashi owes money 10 Iwamure, who
asked him ~ pay him last night. KO-
bashi drew a dagger and made an at
tempt on his creditors life and had
il not been for the timely assistance
OF the Iatter's brother and friends ne
would have been killed As il was
Matsuma and Iwsmure were slashed.
The injured men we're treated at the
Emergency Hospital and Patrolmen
Lycett and Mills arrested Kobashi on
q charge OF attempt 70 commit mur-
der
The San Francisco call., 1904-03-19
New Orleans Race Results.

NEW ORLEANS. March 1s.-Crescent city
results
First race. six fu-longs-{-a Cache won. Hist
second. Half-a-Hundred third. Time, 1.17 SIS.
Second race. half mile-Trufhe Hunter Won
Falbala second, Georgia Carter third. Time.
so As.
Third race. FIVE and a half furlongs-DociIs
won. Spencerian second. Shortcaze third. Time.
! .0s 20
Fourth race five and a half furlongs-Juns
Collins won. Presentation second. Josetts third.
Time 1.10
Fifth race. one and a sixteenth nilss-Circus
Girl won. Safeguard second. DR.. Garrick third.
Time. - 4-5-
Sixth race and a sixteento mfles-Atho-
Ia won. Nimbls Nag second. Strader third
Time. / "a 20.
The San Francisco call., 1904-03-19
AMATEUR BOUTS
ARE WITNESSED
BY BIG CROWD
New WO0dward'S Pavilion Is
Packed by a Throng That
Kisses Referees Decision
SULLIVAN GETS VERDICT
Wilt Knocks Augustine Out,
and Roster Wins From Joe
Stanley in a Tedious Go

The amateur boxing game is the real
thing as a money maker. That was
demonstrated al the new Woodward :
Pavilion last night. when the San
Francisco Clubs bouts drew about 9O00
people, or something ike $4,000. for the
box Office There were ten bouts on the
card, and the show broke up in a
passed anything that has ever been
heard here al a prizefight.
II happened after the last mill OF the
evening had been decided. Owen Sui
livan. the big youth from the south
side, was pitted against Joe Long. the
veteran OF many battle. II so hap
pened that Long just beat Sullivan TO a
pulp during those eventful four rounds,
and when Referee Greggains decided N
favor OF Sullivan the gallery. started in,
and soon the ground floor was assisting
il. in a chorus Of Kisses that is beyond
description.
Sullivan clearly demonstrated that he
does not know the fighting game. He
rushed around the ring like a mad bull.
while Long met him squarely every
time and punched him from head to
foot-so badly, in fact. that he was a
mass Of blood. but still game. He did
not hit Long two effective blows during
the engagement, and was not entitled
10 anything but the losers end Of the
purse.
The next best bout on the card was
between Joe Larkin and Joe POdesta,
two Hghtweights. They slugged and
slugged til il looked as though both
must drop from sheer exhaustion, but
still they stayed the limit. Podesta was
given the decision.
Gus Roster won from Joe Stanley
after four slow and tedious rounds.
This decision did not please the multi
tude al all, and those in the gallery
were not slow 10 make known their
feelings toward the club and its referee
Bonar Wilt dropped Jack Augustine
in the second round with vicious
right cross TO the jaw Up TO that
time the fight was slow and uninter-
esting. Dick Highland easily beat
Jack Brown, a newcomer, in four
rounds. The latter was game and will
ing 10 go. but lacked experience and
did not understand how 10 hit in the
correct fashion
Charles SIoat. the alleged cham
pion lightweight from Tennessee, was
pie for Jack Gray. who slowed him
away in two rounds. Sloat IS a big,
awkward looking rube and the gallery
had all kinds Of fun while ne was
maneuvering about the ring Jack
O'Brien Of the south side won from
Joe Leahy after four rounds of good,
hard fighting. II was even Up all the
time and both boys were going hard
when the gong tapped.
Mike Synfy. the terrible Turk, laid
George MurdOck on the carpet in the
third round. Kid Parker had a tough
engagement with Dick Cullen, but fin
ally landed the money at the end Of
the fourth spasm. Harry McClOud put
Manuel Torres TO the floor with a
shower OF hard ones in the second
round OF their engagement
The San Francisco call., 1904-03-19
viii Appoint Census Marshals.

The Board of Education will meet
this morning and appoint forty census
marshals for the purpose of taking
the yearly census OF children of school
age. Active work will begin on April
1 under the supervision Of Chief Cen
sus Marshal Atkinson and his head
deputy. John Fitzgerald.
The San Francisco call., 1904-03-19
Morley sun Claims Dillon.

LOS ANGELES, March 1s.-James
F. Morley, manager Of the Los An
geles baseball team, who has Just re-
turned from the meeting Of the Pa
cific Coast League managers at San
Francisco, denies the Dillon case has
been settled. He still hopes to hold
his first baseman. Morley will deal
directly with the parties in the East
with claims on Dillon's services and
expects TO soon have a termination of
the dispute
The San Francisco call., 1904-03-19
BIG CROWD HEARS LECTURE
on SUBJECT OF THE MOMENT
Under Auspices OF the CaIifor-
mia Camera Club.

japan. the Land Of the Rising Sun -
vas the subject OF q lecture given last
night by Henry Payot in the Alhambra
Theater. Every seat was occupied, and
a number large enough 70 have filed a
few more hundred seats was declined
admission.
The lecture was under the auspices
Of the California Camera Club-in fact.
it was their one hundred and sixty
sixth lecture. and Henry Payot salts
fed his immense audience with ms true
and beautifully colored Illustrations.
The description OF men and women, OF
localities. Of life and manners and Gus
toms Of Japan was as instructive as it
was entertaining.
Mr. Payot was given hearty applause
al The close Of the lecture During the
intermission Richard H Hunt con-
tributed 20 the enjoyment Of the lee
ture by singing some ballads with fine
expression.
The San Francisco call., 1904-03-19
Hitehcock succeeds W. c. Whitney.

NEW YORK. March 1S.-At a
meeting Of the board Of directors of
the Saratoga Association for the I'm
provement Of the Breed Of Horses F.
r. Hitchcock was elected president 10
succeed William c. Whitney, and
Harry Payne Whitney was elected
vice president in place of Mr.. Hitch
cock. Clarence H. Mackay was elect
ed director of the association.
The San Francisco call., 1904-03-19
Racing at Hot Springs.

HOT SPRINGS. Ark. March 1s.-Essex
Park results:
FIRST race half miIe-AmaIina won. Pinkie
second. The LOrelef third Time .50iS.
Second race. six furlonEs-Axares won. Don
na Bella second. Lu-a Lighter third. Tine
1:17is.
Third race. one mile and seventy yards
Picquart Won Mamselle second. The Fiddler
third. Time. .48la
Fourth race. SIX furlongs-Harvester Won
Asrrius second. Lady Lavish third Time
lie
Fifth race. five furlongs-Debbie May won.
Matt Wadleigh second. Jake Ward third. Time
1.0li3.
Sixth race. SIX furlongs-Nichols won. Bar
The San Francisco call., 1904-03-19
Fred RoIIy stabbed by soldier.

J. Phelps. a private in Company A,
Tenth infantry. was arrested last
night and charged with assault with a
deadly weapon. AS the result of a
saloon brawl between Fred Rolly and
the soldier Rolly was stabbed on the
face and head. He will recover.
The San Francisco call., 1904-03-19
Judge Morrow Thanked.

United States Judge Morrow re-
ceived by mail yesterday from Boise
City, Idaho. a set of artistically en-
crossed resolutions signed by James
H. HanIey. president of the Board of
Library Trustees. and the Mayor and
the Woman's Columbian Club, thank
ing him for having secured for that
city from Andrew Carnegie a donation
of $4,000 10 be used for library pur-
poses
The San Francisco call., 1904-03-19
Fncampment of Cadets.

SANTA CRUZ, March 1S.-T. w.
Kelly has returned from San Fran
cisco, where he arranged for the an
nual encamDment of the First RegiI
ment of the League of the Cross Ca
diets to be held here in July. A pro-
gramme has been arranged and Arch
bishop Riordan. Archbishop Mont
gomery and Bishop Conaty will be
guests Of honor.
The San Francisco call., 1904-03-19
sl,agway's water Pipes Frozen.

SEATTLE. March 1S,-A special to
The Post-Intelligencer from Skagway
saws that the feeding pipes of that
towns water system are frozen and
that the supply of water for consum-
ers and fire protection has been shut
off
The San Francisco call., 1904-03-19
NOTES OF THE TRACK.

Little Crosswaite piloted two winners.
Hoceo and Gateway. The latter was as
good as u to l in the betting. and
until the last race belonged TO the
maiden class.
Hello Who is 1t? What? Wait till
you get your dope book. Well who is
that talking? Heiny. Oh. yes. up in
the grocery store. What's the trouble? :?
Say. on der low up vat happeninged to
dot Meister Dinkle horse, in der fort
race? Did he got on dose free lunch
plates? Or yot you call 1t? Bar plates +?
Or did he vair yoost saucers yet? OH
der Judges look out OF dot race Veil,
dots all right den, so long as dere vas
investigationing it. I had feefty cent
combination and Meister Dinkle put it
on der bum. All right Good bye
The Thornton stakes at four miles,
which calls for endurance as we'll as
speed, viii be the attraction at Oak
land this afternoon. At least five will
start The clever handicap horse Ho-
ratius with Powell up. will unquestion-
ably be the favorite. Veterano is a use
ful performer in heavy going and will
be piloted by Jack Martin. Mike Daily
viii have a try for the rich prize with
the three -year-old Sailor Knot, which
will be ridden by ". Daily Rio Shan
non won this race last year and might
repeat. Jimmy Coffey said Buxton
would probably ride his horse. The
Way has not lived up to his Eastern
record, but might prove the surprise
to-day A special boat will carry the
crowd home after the races
The San Francisco call., 1904-03-19
COLONEL B0CEY
LANDS IN FRONT
OF GOLDEN RULE
The Latter Is Again FayOrite
in the Betting, Being His
Seventh UnSucceSSfulStart
THREE FAVORITES LAND
PhyZ Takes the Second Race
at Z to ), Beating Out Ma
jOr Hooker and Gray Morn

Los ANGELES. March 1S-Three IA
vcrites won at Ascot to-day. which IS
the best the talent has been able 10
pick them for several days past. Cold
en- Rule once again was made favOrits
in the six-furlong high weight handi-
cap and. following the rule where he
is favorite. he ran second. Colonel
Bogey came like a lion in the stretch
and won handily. with Rag Tag third
MOOnstOne won the first race from
a bad bunch. Liberto. the favorite. was
second, and Kylo II third.
Phyz ran 10 form and took the sec
Ond race at 10 5. with Major Hooker
second and Gray Morn third
harrington, another favorite. gallOped
IN first in the five and a half furlong
dash. Susie Christian was second and
Lady Usk third
Gentle Harry beat Chemist length
for the fifth race at six furlOngs. PO-
treTO Grande finished third.
CanejO took the last from the odds
on favOrite Glenrice by two lengths.
Red Damsel was third.
Weather cloudy; track good.
The San Francisco call., 1904-03-19

The total number Of available men
capsule of bearing arms in the United
States is 1888, 500.
The San Francisco call., 1904-03-19

A steam plant has just been shipped
from Philadelphia TO China TO operate
a wooden mill
The San Francisco call., 1904-03-19
OVERALL IN POOR FORM.
Chicago Players Make Four Hits and
-Four Runs OF His Delivery.

FRESNO. March 1s.-ChicagO won
again from Tacoma on the diamond
this afternoon by a score Of runs to 1.
The game was uninteresting. Tacoma
being decidedly out of form. Overall
went in the box in the fourth and for
three innings did poor slab work. Chi
oago made four hits and four runs of
him, while he walked two men 10 first.
He was replaced in the seventh by
Sample, who held the Chicagoans level
SIagle. Chicago's center fielder. played
the strongest game of the day. batting
exceptionally well. Hannivan crossed
the plate for Tacoma's only run on a
hit by Hogan. who caught in great
form Score.
The San Francisco call., 1904-03-19

HAVANA, March le--A considerable num-
Der of refugees are migrating from ssnto Do
minEo 70 Eastern Cuba
The San Francisco call., 1904-03-19
SUMMARY.

First race. six furlongs purse-Moonstons.
100 CFsicht) O . won. Liberto 113 (Dugaal,
II to 5. second: KylO H. leo (Booker). Z 70 2.
third Time 1.17. Isnad Frferliene Hon
duran, Natal. Constantine and North Pole also
Second race. one mile. seilinE-Phyx. Us
lawrence 3 70 ? won: Major Hooker. no
(McCieesi Z 70 I. second. Gray Morn. 10
Niles leo 70 /. third Time. 1:45. General
Cronje Lurdan Picture Tim. Capitol. Adj
metus. Homage and Ting-a-Llng also ran.
Third race i've and a half furlongs. selling
Barringto-. 100 tJohnson). 70 s. won: Susie
Christian % fFelchr). 4 70 l. second LAZY
Usk 95 (Jscks0n). II 10 s. third. Tine. :09.
Mabel Reed Matr0nia and Evsrnore also ran
Fourth race. six furl0ngs. handicap-Colonel
BOgey. 81 CFeichD. % I. won; Golden Ruie.
123 PRIOR 8 70 ). second; Rag Tag. 107 ~.
Lewis. TO l. third Time. 1:14l4. NJ r.
Tarpey and Americana also ran.
Fifth race. SIX fur1ongs. purse-C5e1tla
Harry. 10 (Jscks0n). % ). won: Chemist.
115 CAndersou). : 10 ,. second. Potrsro Grande
los CW- Kelly. 20 l. third Time. 1:fT.
Innsbruck. Caroburn. Maud Browne, Fitz
Stockwell and Can Nell also ran.
Sixth race seven furlongs. ssllins-Caneio.
11Q q. Lewis. 3 TO I. won; Glen Rice. 101
CFeicht) 20 1. second: Red Damsel. 10t
Henderson,. 10 70 1. third Time 4. so
Evander. CIrsus and Rio Chico also rau-
The San Francisco call., 1904-03-19
PROBABLE WINNERS.

.Apprentice allowanee.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1904-04-26
The Good Of Medicine.

People insisting that medicine does
no good, have one stubborn fact to
contend with, that is, the people who
do believe are greatly in the majority.
We have been so fortunate turing the
past twenty years as to convince thou.
sands of sufferers with weak watery
blood, who had all the symptoms OF
a general breaking down of the sys-
tenn, that one medicine at least does
good Nervous and unsteady people
can have strong steady nerves, and
solid healthy flesh by the use of DR..
Gums Blood and Nerve Tonic. A
tablet to take at meal time, 1t turns
the food you eat into rich, red blood,
making solid flesh at the rate of 1 to
3 pounds per week. Sold by all drug.
gists for 75c per box, or 3 boxes for
50. This medicine saves doctor bills
and insures health, giving the very
best treatment possible.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1904-04-26
LODGE
WILL NOT
CELEBRATE
0ddfeIIOwS AnniversaryMeet-
ing Will Be Held In ADJ
joining Town

Today is the S5th anniversary of the
founding of the Independent Order of
Odd Fellows, and the craft through
out the United States is celebrating
the event. The order was organized
in Baltimore, April 26, 1919, by FIVE
members of the Manchester Unity, a
branch of English Odd Fellows, which
had seeded on o Of the habits
of a part of the members. The order
has now a membership of over 1000,
900, and is recognized as one of the
leading benevolent orders Of the
world.
Olive lodge, of this city, will not
celebrate the anniversary, but Claud
Catch will speak at Aumsville. and
]. H. McNary will go to Mehama to
made an address.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1904-04-26
Farm for sale.

ia acres in Marion county. half 4
mile from Mill ChY. s5 acres i'm.
proved. 65 acres good timber. X 70 1
mile from a $500. 900 sawmill. Land
good. rich. black soil; 6-room house;
lumber barn; with outbuildings; 10
acres good fruit. mostly winter APP
pies. trees average 7 years old; good
spring water AZ door; two creeks run
through place; good neighborhood; u
mile 10 school. church and railroad.
Fine beaver dam meadow land. easily
cleared. n sold al once viii take
5000. Title clear. Terms. ~two-thirds
down. and from 2 TO . years on bal.
with z per cent ~iBterest; imme
dlats possession. CAN on OF address
J. r. Ray. owner OF the farm. Mili
CITY. Oregon. S-s-5m'
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1904-04-26
GREAT
FLAX
CENTER
Eugene BOSSe viii Build a
Flax Mill at WOODBURY.
This Summer

The fax industry promises to take
on new life this year, and Eugene
Bose, the manager of the Salem mills.
is very confident of alarge acreage be.
ing ready for market this fall. For
the past two seasons he has had the
old Touring mills leased, but he has
erected a new building on the Savage
farm, near the asylum, and will oper,
ate both mills this year. In addition
he c~ontemplates the erection of a
mill at WOODBURY., and will lease the
Scio plant and operate it. The dam
that furnished power for the Salem
mills was destroyed during the win.
ter, and 1t caused accusation Of work,
but an engine will be installed IN a
few months. and several hundred tons
of scutched flax will be manufactured
from the raw material now on hand.
The people who have followed the fax
industry have great faith in the fu.
ture, and freely predict that the VIII,
lamette valley will have a number of
linen factories within a very few
years, as conditions for the growth
and manufacture of the material and
goods are very favorable.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1904-04-26
PORTLAND MARKET.

Wheat-Walla Walla, Use.
Valley-S0Qs1c.
Flour-Portland, best grade, $500
S4.05; graham. S3.50QS4OO.
Oats-Choice white, S117h QSi.20.
Barley-Feed, 1880 per ton; rolled
$24.5OQ$25.
Millstun-Bran. S190S2O.
Hay-Timothy, 815@&16.
Potatoes--Common, 10000.
Eggs-Oregon ranch, 1S@1shc.
Poultry-Chickens. mixed, 13W13h
per pound; turkeys. 16917c.
Pork-Dressed, tx Csc.
Beef-Dressed, 5G7hc.
Yeal,707hc.
Hops-2402Gc.
Wool - Valley, 16917e; Eastern
Oregon, 12915c; Mohair. sOQ3lc.
HIdes--dry. 16 pounds and upwards.
15015hc.
Butter-Fancy creamery. 26c; dairy
and store. nominal.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1904-04-26
How,s Thls7

We offer One Hundred Dollars Re-
ward for any case Of Catarrh that
cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh
Cure. F. J.. CHENEY g. CO.,
Toledo, Ohio.
We, the undersigned, have known
f. J.. Cheney for the last Is years,
and believe him perfectly honorable
in all business transactions and fnan-
cially able to carry out any obliga-
tions made by their firm.
WEST & TRAUX, Wholesale Drug.
gists, Toledo, Ohio.
WALDING, KINNAN & MARVIN,
Wholesale Druggists. Toledo, Ohio.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken inter
nally, acting directly upon the blood
and mucous surfaces of the system.
Testimonials sent free. Price 75c per
bottle. Sold by all druggists.
Halls Family Pills are the best.