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Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-04-24
PILES! PILES! PILES!

DR.. Williams Indian Pile Ointment
will cure Bind, Bleeding, liberated
and Itching Piles. It absorbs the tu-
mors. allays the itching at once, acts
as a poultice, gives instant relief. DR..
Williams Indian Pile Ointment is pre-
pared only for Piles and Itching # The
private parts, and nothing else. Every
box is guaranteed. Sold by druggists,
sent by mail for SOC and s1.00 per box.
Williams Mfg. Co., Props. Cleveland.
Ohio. For sale by w. L. DeWoody and
company.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-04-24

Does Home Mission work pay?
These schools show it does. and hete
is an item from our Dallas rescue
home. There ar 63 gisls in the
home. ranging in ages from fourteen
10 twentv-three-the large majority
in their tee ns-and most Of them from
the country. where ignorance of the
ways of the world made them prey TO
deception. In the nursery the e are
twenty-three babes, from six months
to two years old It is indeed bless
ed privilege to be a part in the home
mission work, which has furnished
refuge. hope Christ, and new life
to these poor girls. Ninety five per
cent of those who have come into the
home have been saved. We do not
wonder when We know of the re-
ligious influences. An hour is spent
every evening of the week in the
study Of Gods word. special pEer
testimony or song. One cannot long
be under such spiritual influence with
out being benefited and blessed
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-04-24

The Home Mission society is sa d
10 be applied Christianity. II is sup
posed to deveIope cur workers in
every virtue held forth by our Lo.d
1t is supposed to lead us TO service for
the most degraded and most distant,
and yet 10 lead rs to the sweetest self
sacrifice and tender personal touch
upon all whom We meet. Is it doing
this for you, my sister? 1t should do
all this and more. Let us realize what
a great privilege this personal work
is
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-04-24

We hope the weather man will be-
come more cCnsiderate and allow us
to have at least one week of spring
weather before sending us the next
spell Of winter.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-04-24

Secretary Taft says the United
States shCuid furnish the PHILIPPINES
with amusement. Arkansas will con-
tribute jeff Davis and guarantee him
to be a star performer.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-04-24

The Memphis Morning News says
Senator Carmack is the one who is
making the Parker boom go. The
News should send Ned over to Pine
Bluff. If the Parker boom gets a
boost here It seems that somebody Will
have to be imported to touch i eff.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-04-24

A Federal Judge at ST Louis has de
clared that words do not Justify an
assault, which may be true in theory
but it is far from it in practice.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-04-24
HOME MISSIONS.
i. + + + + + + + + + + + + + +

There has recently been ca =
vlyaI at Sue Bsnnett school Pr
LOWS says, II would DO yeHr s2u
good 70 be he.e. and realize how po-
tent is the influence for good geiag out
from this school year by year ] thank
Ged FOR the privilege Of having a
share in H. How many Of rs. M
sisters. arc able TO thank God for a
share in it also? Or have yon n
part in ii? Little Rock confer nee
has a cottage at this school. or 81
extra is used for these schools d
not refuse to pay ii this year. If yor
viii pray. and think. feel sure
you will pay too.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-04-24
HOW 1T MAY HAVE HAPPENED

cone of the curious results of the
Democratic primaries was the over
whelming election Of Gov. Davis AMI
the defeat of every man fog high
Office who espoused his cause" says
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-04-24

1t seems that a kisse9 ike fIebzcn
ought 10 have easily kissed his way
to that congressional nomination He
certainly omitted the babies in his
cstulatofy campaigning.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-04-24

With New Yerk ami Indiana in the
doubtful column is an indication thai
the Republicans are wiling t. e=ye
the Democrats a showing if they vii
only take advantage ef
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-04-24

Russia cCntemplates suspending
war operations for one year. If she
wont be too hasty about it Japan
may make the suspension perpetual.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-04-24
-OixHO-

Gen kuropatkin has asked the
cars permission to pull out from
Port Arthur, while there is vet
chance to do it with his life.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-04-24

The Pops have mot yet succeeded in
finding the middle of the road. They
are still engaged in debating tc the
Democratic party.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-04-24

In the last issue of Our Homes" at
tention was called to the protection
through '.Traveler's Aid of Women's
Christian association, ST Louis" to
young women and girls going to st.
Louis The warning is given against
accepting offers of positions to be Sc
cut ed by going to the city during the
next few months. Information has
been gained that over $4,000 has
been received by New York from ST.
Louis, to be used by nice looking
young men, frequenting theaters and
dancing halls. to seduce and allure
young girls, by gatherings. arts. and
! drugs in order to secure them for
evil purposes dulng the exposition.
For information regarding the expo
sitiOn, address headquarters. Woman s
Christian Association. 1S4 Washington
avenue, ST. Louis. No.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-04-24

Rev. Keen. pastor Of the Methodist
church at Eureka Springs. knocked a
bully down who insisted on swearing
in the presence of ladies' He con-
quered the bully and the preacher is
10 be commented. When a man
can't be made to show ladies the
proper respect by persuasive means
then it is time to administer knock
out
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-04-24

1t is announced that Mr. Hearst is
still hopeful 1t is good hing to
be able TO see the bright side CT
picture which has no bright side to it.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-04-24
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The treasury department announces
that il is short on one and two-dollar
bills. SO are We
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-04-24

Hon. y Q. Pindall is the latest en-
Try in the speakership race Mr.. Pin
dall is a constitutional" lawyer.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-04-24

Congress has declared that it is
not guilty Of the Bristow charges. Of
course not. Nobody anticipated
confession.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-04-24

The fall of PoGt Arthur is reported
which indicates that the Japs have
put the cork in 10 stay.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-04-24

Have We remembered to pray this
week for our leaders who have so
much to burden them, upon whom SC
much depends? They have much to
bear and are often very weary At
such times may we 2ot help them
with our prayers?
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-04-24

the Baxter Citizen. Judge j. v
fSourland was the strongest champiG
GOV. Davis had in the campaign and
their names were closely linked to-
gether before the voters, but notwith-
standing this fact, he carried les than
a dozen counties while Coy, Davis car.
ried nearly five times that number. J..
H. Carmichael was known 70 be a
warm FIJI nd cf the governor but h.
ran far behind J NJ Hill for chief
Justice OF the sapreme#eeuEt clyde
Lowrsy was also a supporter of Gov
Davis, ana il is said a large majority
Of the nomUees for sena.e and house
are not his supporters. This is Ger
tainly a curious freak in politics.
It is possible that it may have hap
pcned by a tampering only with the
vote cast for Davis and Wood.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-04-24

(S) Positions secured for stenograph-
ers. Stencgraphels for posi-
tions.
UNDERWOOD TYPEWRITER CO..
Memphis, Tenn.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-04-24

An auxiliary was organized at White
rolled Miss Minnie Pilkington was
elected delegate to the conference
meeting at Monticello. The record
books VIE ordered at once asd an
agent for "Our Homes" appointed. who
promised to canvass for subscribers
We expect good work from these
leaders.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-04-24

Il seems that i ffers6n county is not
goi,g tG jump into the Parker column
with a very great rush. az there We're
not enough present at the meeting at
The courthouse Friday night TO form
an organization. There is ne doubt
about a strong Parker feelng among
the Democrats Of Pine Bluff. and there
is also a following he.e for Hearst,
but here seems to be a general feel
ing to let the delegates go to the ma
tiona1 convention uninstrueted.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-04-24

With Gods own sky above US. and
His free air about MS and the worlds
work 10 do, let us not ask whether We
are happy, but whether we can mane
others So?
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-04-24

There is genuine piety in simply be.
ing happy.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-04-24

The openings Of the streets of
heaven are On earth
MRS. DONELSON.
kAN Z Reporter
Fitzgerald enterprise. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1895-1912, 1904-01-07
What the Press Says Of Helen
May Buffers Band.

Your engagement was more
than satisfactory. Last season
l gave you a week, this season
two, and I am pleased to offer
you a four weeks contract for
next season. IF. E. Arthur,
Supt. Pittsburg Academy of Fine
Arts, Pitteburg, Pa.
The largest audience of the
season greeted Helen May But
Ter and her clever ladies band
at the exposition. This organic
alton is entirely composed of
lady artists, of which Miss Hell EN-
May Butler as very competent
director, including her band is
deserving of praise and attention
on it's merits besides being a
novelty. "-Charleston News and
Courier, March 22nd, 1902.
Will appear at the opera house
Monday, Jan. II. 1904. Reserv-
ed seats on sale at Gelders'.
Fitzgerald enterprise. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1895-1912, 1904-01-07

Mr.. Marshall w. Martin is out
after several days illness.
Fine farm mules. Luke and
Clements. Apr 1
Mr.. p. B. Owens returned last
evening from jaunt to the snow
bound regions beyond the Ohio,
Friday is the day for the Chi
cago Blade and Ledger. Don't
forget. At Ratc1iff Bros, News
Stand.
Messrs. J. L. McCarty, r..
Prentiss, c. F. Shewmake and
Wright Terrence have been maxi
ing an inventory of the S. w.
Jones. stock this week,
Fitzgerald enterprise. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1895-1912, 1904-01-07
Judge Taft, best SC cigar, al
Ge1ders "of course"
Fire at w right.

The home of Mr.. VIM. Battle,
sawyer at Garbutt's mill, was
entirely consumed by fire early
this morning.
A part Of the household goods
were saved by Mr.. Battle and his
neighbors.
The fire was discovered by
Mrs. Battle about 2 o'clock this
morning in the cook room, and
had made such Roadway that it
was impossible to cope with it
and all that could be done was to
tote out as much of the house,
hold effects as possible.
There is some suspicion of in
cendiarism, but it is more likely
that the fire started from the
kitchen stove.
The Enterprise extends SYM.
patty to Mr.. Battle and his
family.
Fitzgerald enterprise. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1895-1912, 1904-01-07
Green's August Flower.

Is the most popular remedy on
the globe for the cure of all
stomach, digestive, liver troubles
and haditu4l constipation, with
their miserable effects. We ad-
vertised as a test in 1880 newspa-
pers all over the United States
for any case where Aueu,t Flow
err was used that did not give
satisfaction. Only three cases of
failure in thousands of letter. :
two Of these were cancer Of the
stomach. Price % and Is cents
per bottle at all druggists.
Fitzgerald enterprise. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1895-1912, 1904-01-07
To The People.
Fitzgerald, Jan. 7tt

rltZSeTdIQ, Jan. 1tn.
My Friends:
The new year is upon us and
the work to do is very great. We
are asking now that every friend
of the work express himself in a
plain way and do ali possible to
bring about united movement
for the salvation of the young
people of our colony and city.
We are calling for a meeting of
citizens for next Sunday, that
plans for the coming year may
be discussed and that we may
know whether the people desire
that this work be carried on to
certain success. Come meet
with us again next Sunday at the
hour of three.
And now we would thank the
boys of the Boys Brigade, the
the members of the Athletic
Club, our fellow pastors, the I'M
known friends who helped to
tighten our burden, and every one
who so tenderly shared with us
our great loss.
We have no words to express
to you our appreciation for every
kindness shown, but it is our
highest am bition that we may be
of service to you in making you
and your dear ones happy, and
in this we shall find our greatest
pleasure.
Your Fellow Workers,
EARL WARD PEARcE
LENA WILCOX PEARcE.
Fitzgerald enterprise. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1895-1912, 1904-01-07
The Bazaar MAY Be Sold.

For several days Mr.. R. B.
Wood and Mr.. S. G. Henry have
been on a trade for the Bazaar
stock.
A careful inventory has been
taken and the proba bi1itY is a
trade will be consumated this af-
ternoon.
Mr.. Henry butrecently sold out
the Ten Cent Store and is anxious
to get back in business.
Fitzgerald enterprise. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1895-1912, 1904-01-07
Capt. Harlan.

We are in receipt of the Lincoln
County Times, published at
Canton, S. D., as we'll as a
clipping from the Sioux Valley
News. With lengthy and highly
eulogistic notices of Capt. G. w.
Harlan's death.
The notices are too long for
reproduction in these co1umes
but they indicate the high es-
TEEN in which the genial old
gentleman was held by the
people among whom he lived be-
fore coming to this colony.
Fitzgerald enterprise. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1895-1912, 1904-01-07
Stockholders Nee ting.

The annual meeting of the
stockholders of the First Nation
al bank of Fitzgerald, will be held
at the Office Of the bank at /
O'Clock p. m, Wednesday the
18th day of January, 1904.
W. S. W1THAM, Pres.
E. K. FARMER, Cashier.
Fitzgerald enterprise. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1895-1912, 1904-01-07
Repairing County Jail.

Mr.. Harry J. Carr, represent
ing the Pau1y Jail Building Co.
of St. Louis Mo. is stopping at
the Jessamine in Company with
Mrs. Carr.
He is experimenting repairs
on the county jail at Irwinville
which he thinks will be comp1et-
ed about next Tuesday.
A great deal has been said and
written about the condition of
the county jail and this is probab-
" the last chapter.
Fitzgerald enterprise. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1895-1912, 1904-01-07
Cotton Seed HuIlS,

Will offer for sale, after
January 10Th, 1904, a limited
amount, either loose, baIed,
or sacked, write me,
N. J. CRUGER,
1922 Albany, Ga.
Fitzgerald enterprise. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1895-1912, 1904-01-07
NJ ARIoN DICKSON

If you want a mule or horse
tor any purpose see Marcus
Luke at Fitzgerald. Luke and
Clements, Apr l
Fitzgerald enterprise. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1895-1912, 1904-01-07
One Hundred Dollars Reward,

[ will pay one-huudred dollars
for the arrest with evidence to
convict the incedlary that burn
ed my gin house on the night of
Dec. 23rd
MARION DICKSON
Fitzgerald enterprise. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1895-1912, 1904-01-07

Our Dray Horse dashed off
with collar and Bride on, Dec.
"a; color black, medium size.
Any information will be thank
fully received.
WATT HARLEY HOLMES Co.
Fitzgerald enterprise. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1895-1912, 1904-01-07
Notice.

The First M. E. Social Circle
will give a good boiled dinner
next Wednesday, Jan. -, at the
w. r. c. hall, consisting of meat,
noodle soup, Irish potatoes, sweet
potatoes, cabbage, tomatoes, cold
slaw, bread, butter, pie, coffee,
and fruit. Price for dinner zoe.
Fitzgerald enterprise. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1895-1912, 1904-01-07
Strawberries.

The strawberry acreage has
been substantially increased in
the colony this season and the
tractmen will give special atten-
ton to that crop.
If this season is a profitable
one the probability is that the
acreage will be doubled next win
ter.
Fitzgerald enterprise. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1895-1912, 1904-01-07

fully received.
WATT HARLEY HOLMES Co.
Judge Taft, best SC cigar, at
'Gelders "of COURSE"
Miss Birdie Mamie, of Hawk
insville, is the guest of Mrs. DR..
Ware,
Get the Penn. Grit, the best
paper published every Friday,
at Ratc1iff's News Stand.
Mrs. J. B. Seanor entertains
the Embroidery Club from to S
this afternoon.
Ledgers, Journals, Cash Books,
Invoice Books, anything in the
Book line. Ge1ders 'of course"
Luke and Clements sell buggy
hoses. Apr l
Mr.E. w. Ki11ingsworth, of Fl.
Gaines, is spending few days
at the parental home.
Ge1ders' fling cases. None
better. Csc, $50 per dozen.
Cleaning, dyeing and repairing
done by VIM. Goeb1er, Central
Ave-, east of Empire Store. If
Mrs. c. F. Shewmake will en-
terrain tonight in honor of Miss
Birdie Mamie, of Hawkinsyille.
Martin & Hend1ey can supply
you with com mercial fertilizers
now. See them. 11-19
Judge Taft, best SC cigar, at
Gelders |'of course"
The Kindergarten Association
will hold an important meeting
at the Lutheran chapel Friday
afternoon at 800.
Mrs. Laura McCrary has &C
copied position with the Bowen
Telephone Co., as central"
Miss Cora Towne having resign
ed.
LOST-A KEY with metal tag
inscribed J. C. Chandler, Ottow
Kan. Finder will please bring
to Enterprise Office.
Mrs. w. S. Farmer and Miss
Annie Mccartney, of Abbeville,
were the guests of the formers
sister, Mrs. II. W. barley, We'd
nesday'
The Sunday St. Louis Globe
Democrat is the best weekly pa
per out. Fine picture every
Sunday. Ratc1iff Bros. News
Stand.
Turpentine and timber mules.
Luke & Clements. Apr
ing.
Miss WINNIE Mcpherson,
daughter of DR.. Mcpherson,
City, who has been visiting her
grandmother in Griffin, Ca, has
returned home.
Gelders' filing cases. None
better. 25c, $3.50 per dozen.
When you read the address of
Col. Robt. J. Lowry on the first
page remem Der that Fitzgerald
is in the very heart of the most
prosperous and progressive sec
ton he describes.
Ledgers, Journals, Cash Books,
Invoice Books, anything in the
book line. Gelders ''of course"
Messrs. G. W. and L. ]. Ben
schote arrived yesterday p. m,
from Grand Rapids o., where
they left the thermometer 18
below zero, Monday night and of
course were pleased to find it so
above when they arrived here
last evening. They are delight
ed at the Improvements since last
simmer
Fitzgerald enterprise. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1895-1912, 1904-01-07

Judge Taft, best SC cigar, at
Ge1ders 'of course"
Fitzgerald enterprise. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1895-1912, 1904-01-07

Gelders' fling cases. None
better. Csc, $3.50 per dozen.
Fitzgerald enterprise. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1895-1912, 1904-01-07

Judge Taft, best SC cigar, at
Gelders of course"
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1904-01-19
A TRYING POSITION.
Newberry readers will appreciate this
advice

A constant itching tries your patti
enca
Nothing so annoying, nothing so irri-
ts.ing az Itching Piles or Eczema
To scratch the irritation makes it
worse
To leave it alone means misery
Some Newberry citizens can tell Jou
how to be free from these troubles.
Read the following:
J. NJ. Ward salesman with S. j..
Wooten Gen.leman's Furnishing Goods,
etc., says: Il used Doan's Ointment for
eczema or a breaking ou1 | had on %;
body and for xhichI hid tried a mum
Der of remedies but WIS unable TO gst
any thing to have apy effect upon IL.
end the affected part was growing
steadily larger and bothering me mo!e
and more every day. procured ooX
OF Doan's Ointment al ". E. Pelham
& Sons drug store and tine first few
applications gave me irnmedlat" Te!!'1
The use of oue box completely crrta
the afliction ard shere is not !. trace OF
it left. After tkis satisfactory-result |
am glad to recommend such reliable
preparation"
Fer sale by sll dealers. Price so cents.
Foster-Milbnrn Co Buffalo n. Y. sole
agents for the United States.
Remember the nacne-Doan SAND take
no substitute
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1904-01-19
SECESSION CONVENTION.
State at Last Secures Copy of Proceed
ings Through Mr.. Woods.

For several years the State has
been endeavoring 10 secure a copy
of the secession convention, it being
discovered some time ago that the
State did not have single copy in
the library. Saturday the secretary
of safe received a letter from ".
D. Woods, of Darlington, stating
that be had copy, which he would
takea pleasure in presenting to the
State. It is needless to say that
Mr. CAN'T and the other officials
are grateful to Mr.. Woods for MS
generosity.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1904-01-19
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The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1904-01-19
WOULD TAKE TARIFF OFF COAL.
TWO Bills for That Purpose Introduced by
Mr.. Williams.

Washington, Jan. 10 -Represen-
ta,i.e Williams, OF Mississippi, III
trodrced bill yesterday provlc-
ing:
That from aud after the passage
of this act no duty shall be levied
or collected upon coal in any form
or description imported into the
United States from foreign cour-
tries"
Also a bill requiring the Secre-
tary of the Treasury to make full
rebate of duties paid on all coal ct
every description imported into the
United States from foreign countries
for the period of one year.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1904-01-19
Mrs. Maybrick Released This Year.

London, Jan. 1r.-Referring to
the statement published in the
United States that final arrange
mentss we're made Saturday at a
conference between Ambassador
Choate and the home Office officials
for the release in April of Mrs.
Florence Maybrick, the American
woman under sentence oflife impris-
onment on the charge Of poisoning
her husband, it is pointed out thst
the status OF the case is just as ca
bled to the Associated Press on
March 2s, 1903, when it was an
ncunced on the authority OF the
home Office that she would be re-
leased in 1904. The exact date Of
her release is not fixed.
Baroness de Roques says that her
daughter, Mrs. Maybrick, is decio-
edly in better health and gaining
strength, now that she has the GER
tainty of being released.
"All sensational newspaper ac-
counts relative to Our business il
terests and future fortune" added
the baroness, ''have not resulted IN
profit to us. Quite the contrary.'
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1904-01-19
Pointed Paragraphs.

Chicago News.
Silent men seldom contradict
themselves.
Many a girl skaters her ideal
when she marries him.
Two often cease to be company
after they are made one.
It is twice as easy to fool your
self as it is to fool other people.
Only apoverty stricken Office is
compelled to seek the man.
Many a mans respect for old
age ends at the boarding house
poultry.
Some candidates get there with
both feet and others put both feet
in it.
Most of the conclusions man
reaches theoretically are practically
useless.
No man has the heart to say
No" when a girl asks if he really
and truly loves her.