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The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-10-13

Heaven lies about us in our in
fancy" When we grow up we can
lie about ourselves.
The man who can invent some
method of making electric lights burn
dim can have a monument erected to
his memory by the young women OF
the country.
The only other woman that your
wife enjoys seeing you kiss is her
mother.
"A girl who don't just dote on
dainty gowns is liable at any time to
commit crime.
"A girl that will leave an interest
ing book and patiently tie her big
brothers. necktie without a grumble,
is safe proposition.
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There never existed woman that
did not long to mother something or
somebody.
A woman wants other women to
admire her husband but if they ex.
press their admiration they get mad.
Either the man or the wife are
woefully weak-minded if they never
have any spats.
Bow legged women are unanimous
in the opinion that it is immodest to
wear divided skirts.
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The best way to keep women from
crowding men out Of occupations is
to marry them.
IT the average man told his wife
how wicked he was she would moi
believe him.
1t is inconsistent to kick about
carrying the baby upstairs after walk
ing five miles around pool table.
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Girls always think that the base
ball club that wears the pretties'
uniforms ought to win.
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Scientists declare that love is q
disease but those who are afflicted
with it seldom send for doctor.
Nothing makes middle aged
married man feel 80 cheap as to read
over his old love letters.
1t has to be good position that
girl will not give up for husband.
The harder you hug girl the
4 less she wants to get away.
A home without children is like
q last years birds nest, it lacks both
warmth and music.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-10-13

A disputed strip of ground, a bone
of contention between two families,
gives rise to the name of "DeviPs
Lane" and it is the title of play
with a plot founded on that fact.
While the older members of the
families wrangle bitterly in a grim
feud, the young people improve the
time by falling in love, and there is a
merry war of cross purposes and mis-
takes all around. Excellent special.
ties are introduced in natural
manner SO as to form part of the
play instead of an interruption to it.,
and elegant scenery gives it an ap-
prOpriate setting. This splendid
attraction will appear at the Grand
opera house Saturday, Oct. 10.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-10-13
A Love Letter.

Would not interest you if you're
looking for guaranteed Salve for
Sores, Burns or Piles. Otto Dodd, of
Ponder, Mo-, writes: 81 suffered with
an ugly sore for year, but box of
Bucklen's Arnica Salve cured me.
It's the best Salve on earth. Csc at
Fiesler & McNeice's Drug Store.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-10-13
Saves Two From Death.

"Our little daughter had an almost
fatal attack of whooping cough and
bronchitis writes Mrs. w. K. Havi-
land, of Armonk, N. Y, "but, when
all other remedies failed, we saved her
life with DR.. Kings New Discovery.
Our niece, who had Consumption in
an advanced stage, also used this
wonderful medicine and today she is
perfectly WE'LL" Desperate throat and
lung diseases yield to DR.. Kings New
Discovery as to no othei medicine on
on earth. Infallible for Coughs and
Colds. SOC and $1.O0 bottles guaran-
teed by Fiesler & McNeice. Trial
bottles free.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-10-13

"a DEVILS Lane" is an original
Musical Comedy in four acts, and
takes its name from a disputed
boundary line between two farms and
not from the red figures of Satan as
you would suppose. The small
tragedies of daily life are presented
with such natural humor, and so true
to life, that you cannot help but love
the characters while you laugh at them.
This charming comedy will be seen at
the opera house Saturday evening,
Oct. Is.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-10-13
THE
CLEANSING
AND HEALING
CURE FOR
CATARRAH

Efu'S Cream Balm
Easy and pleasant to
use. Contains no in
furious drug.
1t Is quickly absOr-
bed.
Gives Relief at once
ltopens and cleanses
the nasal passages.
AllayS Inflammation
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-10-13

Heals and Protects the Membrane Restores
the senses of Taste and Smell. LOrge Size
so cents at Druggists or by ma Trial Size
10 cents by mali.
ELY BROTHERS. Sc Warren St., NewYork
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-10-13

"A girl never grew up who did not
some time in her life put on pair
of trousers to know how it would
feel to be a man.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-10-13

The nearer a daughter is fac
simile of her mother the more father
loves her.
New-York tribune., 1904-09-03
WHERE WOULD THE PEOPLE RIDE /!
Streetcars Could Not Handle Traffic if Ele-
waited Were Tied Up.

What would happen II an elevated strike went
into force; II the company could not break the
strike: II the elevated road literally tied I'D
from ticket chopper to third rail?
Every business day hundreds of thousands OF
passengers patronize the elevated road. some use
il because Il is speedier than surface transporta-
tion. Particularly is this for long distances and
during business hours. Others use IL because gen
orally speaking IL is less uncomfortable than the
surface mode. All who IL. whether because
they will or because they must. appreciate that
something narrowly approaching a panic would
follow a general invasion OF the surface cars At
certain rush hours in the forenoon and evening so
great Is the congestion. regular the ebb and
flow OF humanity labor bent or homeward
bound that the narrowest foOthold on the bottom
step Of every surface is hercely contested
Moreover 1t will not be long after the tunnel is
opened before the subway cars are crowded to the
doors.
What would happen were the elevaed de-
serted and the rush hour outrushed by a pelI-
nell descent on the streecars II does not take
a wizard to foresee Every condemned or emer-
gencv car In the Interurban's barns and running
at fifty seconds leeway would not avail TO stem
the whirling. eddying human flood Rickety old
stages that have accumulated dust and rust In
dark and disused corners OF barns and stables would
no doubt be pressed into service. Vehicles OF
every conceivable period and IN all stages OF dapi
tating fabulous prices would believe that at last hs
had entered into his inheritance. Hundreds would
undoubtedly elect TO walk to work in preference 10
the hazard OF life and limb in scrambing for the
cars or standing up in approved sandwich fashion
So great would be the congestion that IL Is prob
able the police reserves would be called out 10
be the situation that the Mayor would be called
on to intervene.
New-York tribune., 1904-09-03
BATTLES ON THE SOUTH.
Details of Three Days Fighting an
Regions of Maie-Tung.

ST. Petersburg Sept "A delayed dispatch
10 the Official Messenger from Lao-Yang, un-
Ger date OF August 81. gives some details Of the
lighting from August 90. The dispatch fails
however, 10 throw additional light on the state
OF telesraphic communication, but it is among
the last communications before the suspension
OF press messages. The dispatch indicates that
the Russians were holding out WELL and prob
ably could not he dislodged without General
Kuroki's flank movement.
The correspondent says that he was with a
battery on Koulack Hill. 10 the left of the rail-
way lire, at dawn on Monday, when the Japan
guns opened. He continues:
II was a simultaneous salute by hundreds of
cannons, and during the first hour the firing
simply terrific. We were under perfect rain
of strapnel. bullets and splinters OF shells. The
Japanese did not know the country or the To-
cation OF our defences, so they constantly shift
sitfons.
II was in the course of these raanoeuvres that
KoGlaek Hill became an object of interest 10
the Japanese artilerymen. The sight was a
beautiful but terrifying one. Although we were
masked and tolerably protected. the sides OF our
hili were rent and torn by bursting shells Dirt,
dust and rocks filled the air; sand and smoke
hung like a golden halo overhead. We watched
the shells fail upon the ruins Of the thousand
year old watchtower. where they completed the
ravages of The centuries.
The japanese got our range and tried 10 en-
flsde us from village on the right. Here
had the advantage, I'm knowing the ranges, and
simply smothered them with shells Conse-
quently, the japanese withdrew hurriedly. a
New-York tribune., 1904-09-03
BUTCHERS ASSAULTED
SeUerat Strikers arrested d-Mas,.
trate Cornell Severe

There were a number OF assaults b,- .,
butchers yesterday. and several were arrestsd =
disorderly conduct. Magistrate CorneU saiS - Of
he would do his utmost to stop such las,r. Ia
He lectured severely the prisoners who .- -
fore him. The most serious ASSAULT ra,+, '-
that on Edward ATmes. of No 327 PIeasars rs
a non-union butcher employed by NicboIa go, -
fielder. at No. 2S1s Third-ave He was .., -
by three men. and is in the HarIar, 49,
with two deep wounds inflicted by butcbs ,,
in his right les es
Armes said he was standing at One -hun5rs, -
stxteenth-st. and PleasaEt-sve. waiting for I. 20.
when the men approached and. calling bir,
'scab." pounced on him and beat MIN into i,sar,
bity. When he recovered they had escapes r.,
police were unable to find the men described
Early in the day Captain Lantry of the E,s.
Fifty-hrst-st. police station learned that strksrs
were throwing bricks and stones from the roofs ..
houses in the neighborhood OF the meat bouse.
The captain went to investigate, and was nesr,-
hit by brick. Later. Thomas Callahan who satc
he had no address. and William Tierney, of No 99e
East Thirty-fifth-st. were arrested. Charged with
throwing stones from the roofs Of houses in Ffrrt
ave-. between Thirty-seventh and Thirty-eighth sfs
They held for trial in 500 each
Others arrested arTaigned yesterday were Job,
Mclaughlin. Of No M SecOnd-ave.; Theodora
Singer. of No. SIS East Seventy-sixth-st-: Frank
ZeIIer of No 423 East Seventy third-st and Erresf
Lehm. OF No. 28 Second-st- Singer was Charged
with throwing petroleum over a load OF beef owned
by the United Dressed Beef Company. He was
held In 81 900 bail
New-York tribune., 1904-09-03
ACCUSATION IN COPE CASE MYSTERY.
Guilty Man Too Powerful To Be Punished,
Suicide Wrote.

Rome. Sept BESIDE the body of Rocchig-
giani. the photograph pher who was arrested on
August Il in connection with the theft from the
Cathedral Of Ascoli of precious cope. and who
afterward committed suicide by hanging.
found paper which written with a
burnt match Il am innocent. Search for the
guilty. but when he is found he will be too
powerful 10 be touched
London. Sept. AT the Italian Embassy here
IT was said to-day that no instructions had been
received from Rome regarding the recovery OF
the Ascoli cope. stolen in 1892 purchased by J.
Pierpont Morgan and now on exhibition in the
Kensington Museum. The embassy neverthe-
less is making inquiries here. but II says the
question OF demanding the return of the cope
is complicated by the fact of Mr.. Morgans
American citizenship and the presence Of the
cope in England.
What compensation should be offered TO Mr..
Morgan is another feature of the case which
is also embarrassing the Italian government. The
embassy suggests that If it is Mr.. Morgan's pur-
pose 10 exhibit the cope he could have done so
in Italy as we'll in England or America.
New-York tribune., 1904-09-03

officers. especially when they saluted each other
gravely on joining the Emperor's party. The
Emperor spoke with each. but rather longer and
more freely with Colonel Chebeko.
The day was observed by a parade of the
Potsdam and Berlin garrisons, numbering $4,000
troops. All the household regiments took part
in the display. Riding with the Emperor IN the
reviewing party were Prince Henry and twenty
other members of the royal family. number of
other princes and the foreign military attaches.
among them being Captain William S. Biddle.
jr.. the American attache. and some other for
eign guests, including the Earl of Lonsdale. 1t
was a splendid spectacle. usual in the case
of these autumn parades. The Empress. in a
white uniform, led the Queens Fusiers. of
which she is colonel. The Emperor afterward
entertained the commanding generals and for
eIgn guests at breakfast
New-York tribune., 1904-09-03

second attempt 10 enfilade us was MADE at Io
O'clock in the morning, but again II faileo
We swept the Chinese cornfelds whence the
fire came, and turned out the japanese gunners
like nest of angry wasps. Our rifle brlSaoe
held the village of Maie-Tung against the roll
ing waves of japanese infantry thrown out
against that position time and again. until our
reserves swept down and cleared the front al
the point Of the bayonet.
The roar of the fight not stopped by
darkness The scene became infinitely more
beautiful as the hills lighted by the glare
from flame splitting batteries which had been
scarcely visible in the daylight The thousands
of shells became 4 pyrotechnic spectacle, while
lines OF fire quvered back and forth where the
infantry was holding trenches against the
creeping japanese columns.
The japanese had almost reached the trenches
Of the Path Regiment aided by the darkness
The men, who at supper. dropped their
soup and black bread. turned out quickly. and
drove off the japanese with their bayonets.
Then they returned to their sorely needed meal.
The fighting Tuesday was heavy on the
right flank. A spy. captured while attempting
to pass the lines. said the japanese Guards Di-
vision suffered terribly.
New-York tribune., 1904-09-03
NAVAL LESSONS OF THE WAR.
Captain Matousevitch of the Czarevitch
Gives His Opinions.

fTsing -Chau. Sept. captain Matousevitch
the late Admiral Wittsoeft's chief OF staff who
arrived here wounded on the Russian battleshp
Czarevitch on August i. in an interview to-
day on the naval lessons of the war. said.
do not believe that the operations OF either
navy have demonstrated anything which VIII
materially change naval warfare. The greatest
lesson has been the usefulness OF wireless teleg
raphy In the fight Of August 10 we used the
wireless system in signalling until the appa-
ratus was shot away. We found IL worked bet
in the near future every ship in all the navies
even sunboats Will be fitted with wireless ap-
paratus.
Much has been learned about mines and tor
pedoes The only defence against mines Is good
judgment insight as TO where they are likely
TO be placed by the enemy. II il is imperative
that ships must go TO that vicinity "sweepers'
should be sent IN advance. The war has demon
strated that the most powerful searchlights
cannot pick up floating mines which were un-
known before this
The Japanese made as many as fifteen inef-
fectual torpedo attacks in night. Torpedo
nets are Of little use. When ship is in action
they cannot be used successfully. as they re-
tard her speed and hamper her movements. II
several ships together. and they concen-
trate their searchlights, it is almost impossi-
bic to attack them successfully with torpedoes.
do not agree with the critics who say the bat
teship is a thing OF the past In the Port
Arthur movements the battleships. cruisers and
torpedo boats did the work cut out for them
Since / have been at Using -Chau I have had
an opportunity to read the japanese reports of
the Port Arthur engagements and find them in
accurate The Russians have done much dam
age to the japanese boats which has not been
reported by either side
Captain Matousevitch is still in the hospital
but is improving. The other Russian wounded
are convalescIng.
New-York tribune., 1904-09-03
SEDAN DAY CAUSES COMPARISONS
Almost All German Experts Consider Rus
sian Position Precarious

Berlin Sept. Military specialists treat the
news from LiaoYang indicating a great
Russian reverse, which. with the railway north
ward cut and bad roads. may he turned into a
rout AS to-day is being celebrated as the an
niversary Of the battle of Sedan. frequent allu-
sions were made by editorial writer's to the pos
sibility of Liao-Yang being the Sedan OF the East
The semi-oficial North German Gazette" alone
regards General Kuropatkin as saving his po-
sition by as skilful retirement as possible.
Lieutenant Colonel OF. the japanese military
attache and Colonel Chebeko. the military at
taehe or Russia, who were among the Emper-
ors foreign guests al the review to-day. were
looked upon with much curiosity by the other
New-York tribune., 1904-09-03
OUT OF TOWN FOR LABOR DAY
New-York Central Trains Split Into Sections
to Meet Rush.

The triple holiday. beginning to-day and ending
in the observance OF Labor Day Monday. began
yesterday to stimulate railroad passenger traffic.
The special low excursion rates on the Nsw-York
Central to Niagara Falls. the Adirondacks the
Thousand Islands. Toronto and other Canadian
points prompted the exodus that began with the
departure OF the Southwestern Limited at o'clock
and grew until the outflow Of travel by the evening
trains leaving the Grand Central Station had
doubled tho normal volume.
The pressure the Adirondack express az 7.So
O'Clock was so great that II was sent away in three
sections each of which were thronged The t,ckst
sales Tor the Bar Harbor express. leaving on the
New-Haven road at o'clock. so heavy that
the service doubled and and two sections were
dispatched The New-York Central train leaving at
the same hour for Clayton. the Thousand Islands
and Montreal was also IN two sections The train
for Buffalo and Nisgara Falls az 600 O'Clock was
also heavily laden
Business on the Boston bound train over the New
New-York tribune., 1904-09-03
BALLOONS EFFECTIVE.
Troops Located an Thick CoUer-
Hordships an Trenches.

st. Petersburg Sept. 3.-Nemirovitch Dan
chenko, Russian correspondent in the service of
The Associated Press. in dispatch from Lao
Yang dated August 81 says
The Russian balloon corps has been OF the
greatest service through the several days
fighting in locating the Japanese advance in the
thick cover of the Chinese cornfields. where
japanese columns frequently tried to creep up
and surprise the Russian positions.
The Japanese are using lyddite and ShumoSe
powder The latter is terrific in its effects. and
its brown haze vas easily dstnguishable on the
curtained slopes of the hills, where hundreds of
Japanese gums all day long poured in deadly
rain of fire.
The soldiers in excellent spirits. General
Stackelberg is personally visiting and inspect
ing the various positions. Ir some of the bat
teries II has been impossible to remove the
killed sHOunded for three days.
New-York tribune., 1904-09-03
YoNkgRs AFTER SMOKE NUISANCE

Encouraged BY the success OF Mount Vernon and
New-Rochele in stopping the soft coal smoke
nuisance on the railroad trains the officials a.
Yonkers are after the New-York Central for tba
abatement Of the same nuisance. Recently nurer
complaints have been received at the Hea1,L
Department against the volumes OF blscx
smoke issuing from the stacks of the Central en-
gines- Health Officer NIuIugan immediately COM
muntcated with Superintendent D. B. Mccoy
reply has Just been received stating that such
measures practicable would be taken 20 stop
the nuisance Mr.. Mccoy also reoliesred that tha
numbers OF particular engines which spoIted smoke
be specified DR.. MUlIgan SAYS that IL is e frsigbs
train engines which cause the annoyance
widow oGFaths PROPOSAL" Leap Year story sy
william GIynn. See The sunday Tribune to-mor,ax
New-York tribune., 1904-09-03
EVEN DETAILED OFFICERS To- WORK
MAdoO Expects Bigger Crowds on Labor
Day than Ever Before.

day that he intended have even detailed police
men work on Labor Day. that the big crowds
could be looked after properly
The Commissioner said ne thought Labor Day
would be observed this year by a larger crowd
than ever before. and il his intention to pre-
pare for every emergency. He had conferences
yesterday with Inspectors Cortright Brooks, Kane
Titus and Smith regarding police arrangements srf
intended 10 see the other inspectors. He thought
there would be at least 10000 persons at Couev
Island, 10000 in the Labor Day parades fncI,I5in-
several Hebrew professions and at least 40 900 per
sons at the ball game. To handle these crovCs hs
proposes 20 draft into service all the detailed men
including all court men.
New-York tribune., 1904-09-03
OY4M4 TELLS OF LOSSES.
Ten Thousand Japanese Casualties
inT7co Days Fighting.

Washington. Sept. 2.-The japanese Legation
to-day received the following dispatch from
Toxic:
Marshal Oyama reports, under date OF Sep
tember /. that the enemy unable to resist
our fierce attack, and is retiring toward Lao
Yang.
Our left and centre hotly pursuing the
enemy. who is in great confusion, trying to
tire to the right bank OF the Tai-Tse River.
We captured 10l2-centimetre cannon
which now being used TO lombard the Lao
Yang railway station.
Our right attacking the enemy at Hei-Ying
Tai. fifteen miles northeast of Liao-Yang.
our casualties since the 29th about 10000
New-York tribune., 1904-09-03
A s2,5oo,o LIVESTOCK COMPANY.
New.Yorkers Among Direetors-Capital Of
S1,OOO,OOO in Another Concern.

Albany Sept 2-The American Agricultural
Packing Company of New-York City was incor-
ported to-day. with q capital OF s., 100000 To
deal in livestock The directors are John n.
Fearbake. Francis A. Huck. Edward D. Free
man, Charles A Voetsch and Clarence P. Leg
gett, OF NeW-York City, and Robert s. Cope and
Charles H Baker. of NIontclair. n. J
The Champion Seal Company Of New-Ycrk
City was incorporated. with a capital Of S1.0o0-
600. to manufacture machinery. The directors
are Francis A. Huck Charles A. voetsch ard
John D. Fearbake. OF New-York City.
New-York tribune., 1904-09-03
MINERS TO VOTE ON STRIKE.
Question Of Accepting Wage Cut Submitted
TO Unions in Tennessee

Knoxville. Tenn. Sept 2-The joint conference
OF mine workers and operators OF District No. 10
adjourned tonight, and the ultimatum ct the
operators. demanding a reduction OF per cent IN
the wage scale. will be submitted TO the various
unions throughout the district for The vote
will be taken by each union September II. II
a majority OF the unions vote favorably on the
reduction a contract for the year will Resigned
II a majority vote against it. a strike will de-
clared- Meanwhile the men are TO work. II the
reduction Is accepted they will be paid according
TO the scale. and IL not then according TO the Old
scale up 10 the time that they walk out
An operator OF the Coal Greek District said 10
night that they would not back down from their
demand for Is per cent reduction in their
ton regardless Of what the conference has done
since they withdrew from IT,
New-York tribune., 1904-09-03
JAPANESE TAKE JUNKS.
T5centy-sir Vessels zoith Food for
Port arthur Confscated.

Toxic Sept. ,. noon.-Admiral Hosoya reports
that the Japanese guardships near Yen-Tao,
south of San-Shan-Tao near Talien Bay. on
Sunday and Monday captured twenty-six Chi
nese junks which were attempting to carry pro-
visions into Port Arthur. They taken to
Talien. and were tried and confiscated. The
crews were relea sed.
New-York tribune., 1904-09-03
UNION OF CRETE TO GREECE.
Prince George Thinks 1t Cannot Be Further
Delayed-He Explains His Plan.

Rome. Sept. 2-Prnce George Of Greece Com
missioner General Of tho powers in Crete visited
Foreign Office to-day and discussed the situa-
ton in Crete. expressing the opinion that it was
impossible TO delay further the union of Crete To
Gresce. for racial religious. economic and political
reasons.
Prince George expressed the belief that Crete
should be Joined 10 Greece Bosnia and Herzo-
OF Berlin. Turkey remaining nOminaly the high
sovereign and the European powers Withdrawing
their troops from the island. their places being
taken by Greek soldiers.