The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1904-09-22
THISTLES

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glmsH tef istch to.dfY, ebl Via; dsd you
geiF Niekl-an appetite for dinner.
-fspatise Age bfJfe beauty, mid
YalftAr, as BE- attempted TO enter befor,
the prinet. No Grace bsfore meat, said
the price ges,ly ~ be pu,hed him from
hls path.
--Ttf.- Nay IL Considerably old6r than
Beat, Jsss--Yas, May practically admit.
Ted u TO me the other day Teu-You
don't ssr sot Jrsi--i,s, she tslt, "Bess
u ius, about my age.
--rsadors has las, opened the essket.
Now, she ssie, "lhe I'D - 60. This 10 the
oilsln d the expression, D,yery to the
eJaifEfF not si.hstandlrg,
Mliktt What do you think Of that
young man who ID cAlliug on your daugh-
uri BlikiuG oh, he's the limit. He 10
mItds me q = cipher with the rim OF.
lis ytu' wife eeonomIeslf Very. She
can fix over a fen dollsr hat for fifteen
dollars 40 II will look Just as good as new
ure.
Overland In the Park: Stubb--Yes,
that old chap even uses hArsh words when
playing croquet. Peen-Goodneu It's
husky Dc doesn't play golf.
MaEirg Up; Miss padden IA looking
situation a. bookkeeper. Is she at all
clsyer az Aguret Wen, she clever al FIX.
ifg her own.
Yes, madam, when | sing The audience
always rise out Of compliment to me. Yes,
~. noticed II. But Why do they always
hustio 10 their wrsps and bats,
Married yet, old mani Nc, but I'm
engaged, and THAT'S as good as married.
lis better II you only knew 1t.
Tramp-lIonestly, cir, don't know
where my next meal is coming from. CItl-
zen tgruay Neither do | 1t Ia certain
ly COT coming from me
Rose-I painted that picture to keep
the wolf from the door. fiemipg-lf the
wolf Is anything OF az art critic 1t will do
Il.
Little JimmY-PA, can any one see
through gsssY Pa-Cortsinly, my ION,
Little Jimmy Then what's the reason
Uncle John can't see through his glass
eye.
Professor, said Mrs. Notisy to he
cnnky old professor Of archaeology, whi
do you consider the most curious thing you
ever SAW Women urquestionably, be re.
piled
-BaTnts-iio.ts WAS quite indignant
when be heard what you were about. He
saws you can't make n fool Of him. Shedd
--Ol course NOT; but can direct public
attention to what Is already In existence.
Mrs. Hghmore with cold dignity
To what am indebted for the honor Of
this yIlilf Unexpected Caller-To your
careless servant, perhaps, madam. ! dare
say she forgo, that you were at home.
Nothing To Show Young kallow-
III thht tltAI ltu stlu mc w
fsIse beard and mustaehe In six weeks
Tins. Drugglst-Yotf Yes, and ] want
20 say i,'sa bsrefacod lie.
She's 10 friehtiul dilemma. How so :
Why, Jack proposed to her last night and
insists upon having an sniwer before she
vi have time to learn whether Tom In
t'tds to propose,
-AdoleF-Nou stlll doubt me- Test my
ltys. Bid me attack Wild beats, defy saw
fgas, nnd the Forth pole, descend into
volcano--suything, no matter what, will
do II. Doubling Chico ak papa.
--iluppose you enjoy the freedom from
care that fortune briggs Well, answer.
ed Mr.. CumroI, lis good to have money |
But II hadn't get rich | wouldn't hav,
had TO study French or learn to pronounce
the names Of wagnef's operas.
--Nsggsby--wha, did he leave to char
ityi Wsggsby-Ile left II the biggest Job |
Il ever tsekled--ita, Of covering bis multi.
tude Of sir:.
Father Daughter, Aiscrnon Won Spool
wauu 20 msrry you. Diughte, What
That mani why, papa, wouldn't have
him. lie hssa't any sente, Father OF
course not Of course rot. You don't sop.
rote be would be wanting to get married
II he had, do your
The following whimsical account Of
Tbs nAiurc of a splendid comet IA given II
III old Frsneh military Jsural at s,
parcel Q; old starr, VITO, being co longer
ht for service, have been discharged or
hall pay and, to save erpente, have agreed
10 mesi together.
Who's that uthsppg locking fellow
owe there That's ssribblers. He writes
for Tbs fanny pspeis. lie doesn't look a.