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The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-02-18
PArL 3. THOMPSON. +. q. p. A..


Seattle. Wash.
The Lee electric lnsoles, which are
sold by the Owl drug store exclusive
ly and under guarantee for cure. are
not previously charged with electricity
but accomplish their wonderful cures
by the natural current generated by
the acid fluids OF the body. acting on
the positive and negative poles Of the
battery formed by the sine plate In
one heel and the copper plate In the
other. See them in the window. Ask
for descriptive booklet telling Of the
marvellous cures of rheumatism.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-02-18
puse Seriously ~.

New York, Feb. 17.--Eleanor Duse,
the actress, lie seriously III with pneu-
monia, says a dispatch to the Ameri-
can from Genoa. Specialists have been
called into consultation.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-02-18

Mime. Dupont's skin food has world.
wide reputation, Sold only at Owl
and Eagle drug stores, 25 cents a box,
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-02-18
Something Good.

Toke Point and Shoalwater bay
oysters at the Imperial chop house.
Try our coffee. 1t is uhexcelled.
s. NJ. GALLAGHER. Manager.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-02-18

First-class meal for 15c; nice cake,
coffee pie or doughnuts, &c. U. S. res
taurant, iS4 Bond street. II.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-02-18

Monarch over pain. Burns. cuts
sprains. stings. Instant relief. DR.
Thomas Electric oil. At any drug
store.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-02-18
BEST lb-CENT MEAL.

You will always find the best ijc
meal in the city at the Rising Sun res
taurant, No. e12 Commercial street.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-02-18
Piano Tuner.

For good, reliable plano work see
your local tuner. Th. Fredrickson.
2O71 Bond street. Phone Red 307l.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-02-18

Upper Astoria has a piace where you
can get fine glass Of beer, as good
wines and liquors as you can tind any
place In the city,
HARRY JONES.
II Opposite Kopp's Brewery.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-02-18
JAPANESE doops.

New stock of fancy goods Just arriv-
ed at Yokohama Bazaar. Cali and see
the latest novelties from Japan.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-02-18
COAL COAL COAL

II you want your moneys worth
Ring Phone 1911.
GEO. w. SANBoRN. Agt.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-02-18
BUSINESS LOCALS
,nts what you have to

what you
ell Herehw wheewa md come ADVERTEE i
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-08-04
Costs Nothing
Unless Cured.
A Fair Offer Made by Wood Bros. to all
Sufferers From Catarrh.

Wood Bros. are selling Hyo-
mel on plan that has caused
considerable talk amongst their
customers.
The plan is different from that
followed by other remedies, but
the remedy itself is different
also. This treatment for the
cure of catarrh has such an un-
usual record of cures to it's cred
it that Wood Bros. offer to re-
fund the money if it does not
give the desired benefit. This
is certainly one of the fairest
offers that can be made and any
one who has catarrh and does
take advantage of it is doing
himself or herself an injustice.
Do not suffer any longer with
tickling, smarticg, burning, eye
watering troubles that saffiict
those who have catarrh Hyo-
! mel will cure you, but if you
should not fiud it adapted to
your case, Wood Bros. will re-
turn your money.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-08-04

Dan. B. Madden and family
after a pleasant visit with their
many friends here, have gone 10
st. Louis, where Mr.. Madden
will manage the western bust
ness of a New York Company.
Mr.. Madden is a hustler and the
company is to be congratulated
on securing his services.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-08-04
Absent Minded.

An old gentleman who was
very absent minded often had
to ring for his servant and say:
James, 1 am : locking for
something and l can't re mem Der
what it is.
And then James would sug-
gest,-
Your purse, sir, or spectacles
or check. book?
And so on until the old gen.
tleman would say at last
Of course that's it. Thank
you, James.
One night the old gentleman
had gone to his room aud all
were in bed when James was
startled by hearing his masters
bedroom bell. He rushed up
stairs and threw open the door.
James, I came up here tor
something and now can't re-
member what it was.
Was it to go to bed, sir?
The old gentleman replied
Of course, so it was. Thank
you, James.-August Lippincott
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-08-04

Three petitions for saloon
license are in circulationat Paris
jeff Overfelt has secured the
signature of the majority of the
property owners in the Glenn
House block and has secured
almost the required number of
tax payers of the city. o. P.
Vaughn is circulating a petition
as is also E. L. Major. Porter
& Mccain will sell their fixtures
and contiue themse. yes to the
regular drug and prescription
trade. The petitions are being
numerously signed and no doubt
Paris will have several saloons
in the near ure.-Stoutsville
Banner.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-08-04

A pleasant summer pastime
would be to swing in a ham
mock and read "Appendix B"
in Lippincott's for August. 1t
is by Vincent Harper, and has
tor a background Bar Harbor.
The appendix was an imaginary
one, but it nearly severed two
true lovers.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-08-04

j. F. Hagar, Que of Ra lis
couuty's good citizens, made
the DEMOCRAT a pleasant call
Friday. He told us that the
farmers in bis vicinity have
been busy harvesting and that
Monday they would begin
threshlng.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-08-04
NEW GAIT.

The Monroe City News has
become enterprising and is get
ting out a Tent Meeting Daily"
For several years the DEMO.
Graf has and it continuesto get
out more "church" or religious
news than any exchange that
comes to its table. 1t never
asks or stops to consider the
UNCONVENTIONAL side, it only
asks is it church news, and then
gladly handles it.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-08-04

Earl Caldwell came in Friday
to visit with his many friends.
He has just returned from Den
yer, Colo.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-08-04

The lightning rod man has
been working near Stoutsville-
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-08-04

Don't forget the Joanna pic
mic Saturday.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-08-04
BETTER THAN THE OLD ONES.


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Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-08-04

Mrs. Richard Whaley spent
the first of the week with Han
nibal friends.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-08-04

Jno. Wood of the Bluff City
spent the first of the week in
Monroe with friends.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-08-04

Mr.. and Mrs. J. G. Ensor left
Monday for the worlds fair.
From there they will go to
Springfield, KY, to attend a
family reunion. Mr.. Ensor ex.
poets to meet two brothers and
two sisters whom he has not
seen for twenty years.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-08-04

SUIME bKlULlI JEWELS
WORTH READING
From the Atlanta Constitution.
HE JUST KEPT COOL.
He didn't own a million
A mortgage, or mule;
He didn't keep coach and four
He Just
Kept
Cool!
No speeches to the nation
No layiu' down the rule;
He didn't keep the world fro m
sleep
He just
Kept
Cool!
Even Satan grinned andA mut-
tered:
He's wiser than a fool,
For even in my dominIons
He'd just
Keep
Cool!"
Spite of all de bright sun
shine in dis worl' some men
will go round huntin' fer ha p
piness wild a candle.
No matter how long de ser
mon is, it's better dan de troub lie
of de outside worl's, witch is
ten mile longer.
Don't trouble yo'self bout
whar de worls gwine to, but
how is you gwine ter get thoo'
| it?
"Marse Bill gone fishin'
again"
"Yes;-I hear him say dat
gittin full at home wus gittin
mighty monotonous"
Lots of folks in dis world
prefers poverty ter diggiu' fer
gold.
Don't growl about de sunshine
kaze der's never enough of it
ter blind you.
De good dies young, but Elk
perience proves dat de ole sim
ners is never lonesome.
Summertime, or Winter,
| Guess we'll all pull through,
With the memory of daisy
Like a white dream in the dew
And the gardens of the Past,
where first
Love held the hands of you!
De DEVILS workshop never
closes on holidays. De fact is,
denis de days it does de most
est work.
Don't stop ter look back. Ten
ter one, de fast trains bearin'
down on you. en- you won't
have time ter git 'crost de
fr0atlA
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-08-04

Mrs. Sam Christian, of Cen
ter, is spending the week
here.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-08-04

Less than five months Of leap
year Girls must get busy.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-08-04

Miss Ollie Long, of Belleville
vicinity, took the train here
Saturday for LaPlata.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-08-04

Best cigars are at Grifith's.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-08-04

Can you pronounce II
names of the Russian generals!"
some one asked Brother Will
liams.
mo, subj" he replied, Il
can't even spell de name err de
bailiff dat comes ter levy on
mew
THE sheriff dined with us
Yesterday" says the editor of
The Whitsett Courier, "and we
fed him so full that he wont be
able to levy on our paper for a
week to come"
Here's a sable martial refrain
which comes to us from south
west Georgia:
II wish I had de license,
En- de preacher US would jiue,
Id give him a dollar,
En- whoop en- boiler,
Kaze 1 know my love is mlne!"
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-08-04

Just what the aims of Japan
are 1t would be difficult to say,
but one can get a very close
approximate of them by read
ing the article ia the August
number of the Review of Re
views entitled Baron Suymat-
su on the Aims of Japan. "
Baron Suyematsu was former
minister of the interior for the
MIkado. and when he tells that
his country has no territorial
ambitions, we are bound to list
en- with respect. The article is
supplemented by a picture of
the baron.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1904-07-27
SECOND GAME.
Kentucky News,

Lang Bros, Druggists. Paducah.
KY, writes: I'VE sell more of DR.
Mendenhall's Chill and Fever Cure
than all other remedies combined,
having retailed over 700 bottles in
one season. The physicians here
prescribe it and persons who once
use it will have no other" Slid
by Schultze d Seydler.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1904-07-27
BASE BALLl
Sinner vs.. Oawthons,

Two very interesting games Of
ball were pulled OFF ON the Sinner
diamond on Tuesday and Wednes-
day Of last week. Both games were
holly contested; the first game was
won by Sinner on score Of s to l..
The,second game resulted in a
victory for the Cawthons by score
Of 10 to 4. Breeding and Williams
were the battery for the Cawthons
and Mccormick and Chas. Holcbak
for Sinner. We give herewith the
score of both games:
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1904-07-27

Dear Sir; Good yarn: How we
got our agent at Dehlia, MY.
Gladstone q Paine were agents
for ---; we must't tell
names. We waited them. Paine
WAS painting his big Colonial
hoose. Said it took 10 gallons Of
white for the trim.
We cent him 10 gallons and said
if you get it all on no pay; if you
have any left, return it and pay
for the rest. Agreed.
He returned four gallons and
took the agency. -Four or five
years agi. He knows now that
his old paint was and is adulterat-
ed that's why it took ten gallons
TO equal six Of ours.
TO by the name: there is butone
name to 60 by: Devoe lead-and-
zinc.
Yours truly
+. w. DEvoE & Co
43 New York
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1904-07-27

The first bale of new cotton was
received in Sinner last Saturday
July 23rd. 1t was raised by Frank
Knesek; was ginned by B. w.
Fehrenkamp and weighed 562 lbs.
The bale was sold to Messrs. Vol
ters Bros; classed strict middling.
and brought 10 Ia cents and a
barrel Of -four as premium. Who
will be the next to bring in a bale?
Going to the Worlds Fair9 Here
is a matchless opportunity to buy
travelling equipment Of worth at a
positive reductions Everything
goes. Trunks Valises, Telescopes
and Suit Cases.
WoLrERs Bros.
Fewer gallons5wears longer. Deyoe.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1904-07-27

Mr.. VIM. Berokenhof made a
trip to Bayette county last week.
Mrs T. S. Hughes left last week
for visit TO relatives AZ Cameron.
!. B Richter viii bay your
hides
Mrs. NJ. L. wilkins and Gordon
Nave we're in Galveston last week
visiting relatives.
Better groceries for less money at
e. G. Merseburger's.
A social hop was enjoyed at the
opera house on Tuesday night OF
last week, by the young people,
Fresh ham and breakfast bacon
just received at e. G. Merseburg-
ors.
DR.. G. schulse reports fine 70
pound boy born last Friday to Mr..
and Mrs Tom Holly at Dreyer
All doing well at last report
Cotton ginner's and cotton weigh
er's receipt books printed at the
gazette office in 6rst-class style.
Call and see samples
The HMletsville convention ey-
ened things up in good shape. The
chunces are the county Will be
strictly democratic.
II you want to send off money, 60
to the First National Bank and get
a money order. You can get them
there for ! cent and up.
A game Of ball is announced to
come of next Sunday at Hallets-
Vile between the Sinner and Hal
lstsville Mines,
0. G. Searcy was made chairmon
Of the Halleta7ille precinct and
Thos. smoot Of Y5akum. Two
more staunch democrats.
Mr. VIM. Fertach Of Hochheim
was whiting relatives here last
week Mr.. Fertsch is thinking Of
returning to Levaca county to re.
main.
Mr. R. L. Esohenburg was select.
ed as chairman of the Sinner pre-
onct by the county convention,
This is the best selection that could
have been made.
MIS-. A. ThuIemeyer and wife
loft yesterday for Freyburg to pay
a last visit to thu old home. Mr.
Thulemeyer's parents will shortly
remove to Sinner.
The following Sinner citizens
left last week for St. Louis and the
Worlds Fair; J. @. Blonm, e. j..
Merrem, D. G. Helmers, and Gus
Nollkamper, The GAzsrTE hopes
they viii all have good time,
Farmers if You want to buy a
mower buy the best and buy the
Buckeye Mower. because it is the
strongest and lightest running NOW
or.
J. @. BIoHN & Son.
John Mikulenka has been en-
ployed by Roos Bros. at Yoakum
and has moved his family there,
John has had large experience as a
salesman and is sure to give salts
faction.
The ball al Hildebrandts Park
last Sunday was largely attended,
There were visitors from Moulton,
Yoakum and other points. The
music was furnished by the Sinner
band and was os usual excellent.
The pleased expression on Mr..
viii zappe's face during the past
week is accounted for by the fact
that he bus ipe 8 ~ pound boy
at his house, born on Friday July
18th. This item was In tvne md
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1904-07-27
RAlLROAD IIMH TAelE


LOcKHARr BRANCH.
Tiain No. IS arrives from Lockhart
200 p. N,
Train No. 46 arrives from Yoakum
2i5Np. m.
WACO BRANCH WACO TO YoAKUM.
Train No. "a arrives from Waco al
'25 p. m.
YoAKuM 10 WACO.
Train No. Al arrives from Ycalum
at 2'29I m.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1904-07-27

Mr. r. G Dreyer Of Dreysr was
in the city last Saturday on bust
ness.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1904-07-27

} D. Curry Of Nickel visa here
last Saturday,
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1904-03-11
AND THEN HE RANG OFF.
Thought he Had surs Case On the
young Lady, But She Switched
% Him Finally. go

. The manager off the big store stood stock
still outside the little boxliks chamber
which held the telephone OF the establish
ment, for he was very startled manager,
indeed. Within the chamber he could
hear Miss JONES' the typlst, speaking; and.
this, says the Chicago journal, IS scrap
Of the conversation the scandalized man
overheard:
81 love- you dear, and only you! Pm
weeping my heart away! Yes, my darling,
speak to me once more: l love you, dear
al love you SOL"
The young woman rang off and stepped
out OF the0 cabinet to confront the angry
manager. 80
Miss Jones'" he said, that telephone
hasO been fixed. where it is for the pur-
pose of CONVENIENCE in conducting business,
and net fer lovemaklng in office hours. [
am surprised at YOU Don't let it occur
again.
The young woman froze him with .
glance.
s. was ordering some new music from
the publishers for No. 8 department" she
And then the manager felt that this was
Q cold world, indeed. %
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1904-03-11
A Physicians Advice.

Yorktown, Ark, Manch 7th.--Dodd's
Kidney Pills must not be COMPOUNDED with
the ordinary patent medicine. They are a
new discovery, a specific for all diseases
of the Kidneys and have been accepted by
physicians only after careful tests in ex.
treme cases. DR.. Leland Williamson, of
this place, heartily endorses qDodd's Kid
ney Pills cas- a remedy for the various
forms of che diseases of the Kidneys, pains
in the back, soreness in the region of the
Kidneys, foulsmelling urine and cloudy or
thickened coalition of the urine, dis
charges of pus or corruption, Gout, Rheu.
matism, Inflammation and Congestion of
the Kidneys and all kindred complaints"
Continuing, lne says:
o Il couldomention many cases in which
have prescribed Dodd's Kidney Pills
with success. For instance, Mr.. Robert
Weeks. farmer, malaria haematuria or
swamp fever three times, kidneys weak
ened, continual pain and soreness in back,
which made him very nervous, had little
fever ana sometimes chilly. Urine change
able, but generally very high-colored, an
old chronic case who had taken much
medicine with little effect After taking
Dodd's Kidney Pills about six weeks, he
was entirely cured and had gained fifteen
pounds in weight The last time l saw
him, he was the picture of perfect man.
hood.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1904-03-11

Many a girl has regained her faded
beauty, many a matrOn has heightened
the days of her eomely appearance by
using Peruna.
Peruna produces clean mucous MEM
branes, thu basis of facial symmetry
and a perfect complexion.
The women have not been slow to dis
cover that a course of Peruna will do
more toward restoring youthful beauty
than all the devices known to science.
While it is true that Peruna cures ca
tarrh wherever located, yet it is advisa-
bic for everyone to use Peruna as a
preventive and not wait until catarrh
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1904-03-11

ID A severe case of Ovarian .
Trouble and a terrible operation
avoided. Mrs. Emm0ns tells
how she was saved by the use
of Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound. oo8 Q
"DEAR MRS. PrNKHAM:-I am 90
pleased with the results obtained from
Lydia e. Pinkham'S Vegetable
Compound that feel it a duty and
privilege to write you about it.
81 suffered for more than five years
with ovarian troubles, causing an
unpleasant discharge, great weak
ness, and at times faintness would
come over me which no amount of
medicine, diet, or exercise seemed to
correct. Your Vegetable Compound
found the weak spot, however, within
q few weeks and saved me from
an operatiOn-al1 my troubles had
disappeared, and found myself once
more healthy and well. Words fail to
describe the real, true, grateful feeling
that is in my heart, and want to tell
every sick and suffering sister. Don't
daily with medicines you know moth.
ing about, but take Lydia z. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound, and
take my word for it, you will be a diff
terent woman ina short time. MRS.
LAURA EMMoNs, Walkervil1e, Ont. -
$4,000 forfeit If originated aboUe letter proving
fenuineness cannot be produced.
Don't hesitate to write to Mrs.
Pinkham if there is anything
about your sickness you do not
understand. No woman ever
regretted writing her and she.
has helped thousands. Address
Lynn. Mass.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1904-03-11
SAFE PLACE TO DRAW IT.
College Professors Sword Was Drawn
Without Danger to Any
ones Cuticte.

Prof. e. G. Dexter, of the University of
Illinois, whose interesting Investigations
haye proved football to be harmless
game, as popS4ar on account of his GENIAL
ity, says the New York Tribune.
After a certain football victory Prof.
Dexter entertained one night q group Of
Students at his residence.
a magnificent sword hung over the fire
place of the library, and during space of
silence Prof. Dexter took down this sword
and brandished 1T impressively.
SNever will forget" he exclaimed, "the
day drew this biade. for the first tIme."
Where did you d1aws it, SIR" a fresh
man ak. respectfully. os-1
AT raIie," SAID Prof. Dexter.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1904-03-11
How TWO BEAUTIFUL WOVEN ESCAPED
DREAD CATARRfi BY USE OF PE-RU-FlA.
Catarrh Robs Women Of Health and Beauty.
Pe-ru11aa Makes Women Healthy and Bea1tifts

Miss Amanda Johnson Fairchid, Wis, writes:
81 write to tell you how much Peruna benefited
For Der of years had pain in my head around my
eyes, and thought it because needed treat
oculiSt had glasses fitted
eyes and them for some time. but felt relief
felt than before and came to
the conclusion that the trouble not wi bat
with head and that 1T must be catarrh. As
my friends had used Peruna with benefit for this
trouble, thought would try it. Twas sorry that
in short time began to improve, and in
four weeks my eyes were in splendid condition, nay
hea1th much improved and all the catarTh
of the head gone. I glad to get rid of this
trouble and glad endorse such good medicine
Peruna.n-Miss Amanda Johnson
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1904-03-11
o The Mika6o a McAdoo.

''Who's this McAdoo's what's fighting
in the Roosnuns!' asked "a man with
waited train. -.
''Yeu don't mean McAdoo," answered
the man addressed. tits 'Mlkado, accent
on9the second syllable; 'Mlkado,' SO"
.'Ah, gwaR,,' SAID the man with the
whlskers. ''Ye can't fool me. It's Nc
Adoo. Spellin'' don't. change it. It's the
same as A1cAdoo, tn piece ec'missioner.
There's no lighters in the wurrld loike IN
irish"
but the Mikado is not Irish," persisted
the other man. He's a japanese. and hls
family has bean Japanese tor $500 years.
HIS name isn't .N.kado,' simply is title,
like 'Emreror.'
che wSsker Deegs ha Hns m Enb Win be
fights like an freshman. How could q
NcAdoo help fighting !'-N. Y. Press.