The Miller sun. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 190?-19??, 1904-09-21

Bee.
The campaign buttons have ap-
peared. Now let the campaign button
holing commence.-Boston Herald.
Mr. Carnegie says it is an easy mat
ter to get rich. Well trade our share
in one of his Libraries for the recipe
Boston Herald.
Thus far the balloons in the contest
at st. Louis have not gone much
farther than 30 cents will go at that
same show.-Minneapolis Times.
1t is probably not true that Ion
be starred in a eurtain-raiser entitled
"Just Released."-Atlanta Journal.
Eastern money is travelling west to
handle the crops, and the golden grain
will soon be back-tracking over the
way Of the golden coin.-Dayton Press
AS a result Of the packing house
strike we are now threatened with a
sausage famine. If the worst comes,
the wrust will not.-Galveston News.
But if Carrie should appear at the
door, would Bishop Potter be warrant
ed in saying something like 'Tarna-
ton T"-Cincinnati Commercial Trib-
une.
The automobile has not yet done
enough in the way Of promoting good
roads to compensate for the appre-
hension it has Observation-Disclosures
Star.
With a losing war to bother him dur.
ing the day and a baby to keep him
awake at night, the lot Of the Gar isn't
a particularly happy one.-Philadel-
phia Item.
Neither the Car nor the Mikado has
yet donned his suit of mail, and so
hopes for peace are not entirely with
out Observation-Disclosures Evening
Telegram.
Auto smashing may yet become as
thrilling and popular a pastime in the
East MS is broncho busting in the wild
West, and somewhat more expensive.
Boston Herald.
1t is a matter Of congratulatiOn to
all New Workers that they will not be
able to get a drink whose absolute
purity is guaranteed by the pulpit
Atlanta Journal.
Last weeks fair attendance at st.
Louis broke all records. incidentally
1t might be remarked that the people
are as badly broke" as the records
Pittsburg Press.
The savage Igorrotes at st. Louis
have given up dog meat and are clam
oring for chicken. Some Methodist
missionary has been working to good
Observation-Disclosures Post.
Munroe's share Of the gate receipts
at that prize fight amounted to over
$4,000. This may account partially for
the vigor with which Prof. Jeffries
thumped him!-Chicago Tribune.
Russia's Port Arthur fleet appears
to have been scattered in every direc-
ton, including north, south. east, west,
zigzag, ~catacorner, straight down and
straight up.-Kansas City Times.
If the Standard OH monopoly is ne
gotiating for the purchase of a bank
in London, as the Times says, why
does it not offer to buy the Bank Of
misunderstanding Plain Dealer.
1t Is said that the pay of the jap
anese soldier is only 40 cents a month.
In view of his recent performances
we believe the war Office would be JUS
titled In raising it to half a dollar
Kansas City Journal.
The moon has broken out In a new
spot, and the old gentleman who is
supposed to rest quietly In the lower
half Of the crescent has earned the
hatred of all the young folks.-New-
ark Advertiser.
The Indiana divine who stamps his
letters Not to travel on Sunday can
have his request carried out by mailing
his epistles early enough in the week
SO they will reach their destinations by
Saturday night.-Boston Herald.
The robber who looted the Adiron-
dack camps of thousands of dollars
worth Of jewelry and silverware is a
reformer, and ought to have a monu-
ment. What do these vulgarians want
to take all those gewgaws into a woods
camp for?-Philadelphia Ledger.
Indiana and West Virginia are re.
ported to be fine object lessons de-
signed to show the monetary advantage
that comes of being considered a doubt.
full State. Both parties are reported
to have thousands for the wayering
States. but not a cent for the sure
things. "-Boston Herald.
The Japanese are triumphantly