Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-07-21

No, charge It TO Newhouse, Clark
Co. am keeping up my end OF
the log. Good day
Now Percy quit musslng your SIS
tors hair; and Willie you cease fooling
vih that can and twlne, II is too hot
today for Fido to indulge in strenuous
eyerclse Come into the shade and l
will tell you a nice story with a moral
to It;
once upon time there was an old
ogro named Prince Charming, who iirst
Started reading Spaulding's Baseball
Guide IN the stone age years before W
dan was on the map. Aided ana apeV-
led by some good kind gentlemen OF
Salt Lake this ogre years later gatneIeu
,,ponnd him nine of the cutest COLLINS
,..,, oler saw. From the banks " the
sseViIilng z,iyder Zee he imported n
huffman who was a peach, every nm
eer Of this genteman's hand was a
ssnck of glue and whenever long ny
came his way he simply put out MS
stickenphast mitt and the ball stuck
rebt there. Then he went out into the
iot and plucked a mysterious weed that
roslIy was "A star third-baseman under
smell placed upon him by the great
rcd dragon. Taking magic maui ne
chisled out roughly sturdy, stoeky
Adons whom he placed pc
lind the batsmen, This man he
endowed with great wisdom ana
the qualities OF a stone wall
ana areman's life net combined. He
tben went out into the highways ana
byways and gathered In eight or nine
other men. each aud every one "A
mighty man of valor. After he had
gone over his finds he dressed them up
In red and blue armor and sent them
forth 10 battle. But he forgot the ma
pic talisman that would have led him
on 10 yictory--he left the ginger jar
ON the right hand top shelf In the eel
lar at home.
BY and by along came another
ogre with an Irish name and a smile on
his ruddy face like calendar--it eX-
tended from (y)ear to (Year lie
brought along with him eight coarse,
horny handed COLLINS who Walt1eu
around the diamond with the grace or
walruses ON a ballroor floor. AS soon
as they arrived I'm the enchanted Guy
the princes and prncesses gathered az
the lists to see Prince Charming ana
his sauires give battle and deteat the
nasty, boIsterous aggregation from the
dark, dark pine forest,
Just before the tournament occurred
the leader from the pine forest was seen
10 take a mysterious package out OF his
grip and hand out u piece of goodle
10 each Of his tribe. After eating this
cookie marvellous change occurred
Each man went out into the hot sun
and threw the ball with amazing SWIFT
ness, others jumped and cavorted and
all yelled strange yells. II was like "A
81. Louis convention, only worse.
In the meantime Prince Charming
and his squlres sat in the shade ana
behaved according to Hoyle's Manual
Of Etiquette. When the battle was
called they tripped daintily. out to the
bat and played just as nicely as though
they we're playing ping pong at Buck
lngham palace, When one reached
first there was none to cheer him in q
iorcefu vulgar way from third All
the coaching was done in o drawing
room whisper, and the Indians did not
rattle worth a kopeck.
But let us draw n curtain over the
narrowing scene. You have undoubted-
" VITA the sagaclty or 1uVenlle Shef-
locks ere this discovered what was In
the mysterious package, 1t was just
simply plain Jamaica Ginger that did
the business.
Now Percy and Willie, whatever you
undertake, whether It Is missing sis
ters hair putting a can on Fldo's tail,
or Undertaking any grea. move In life.
always pack the ginger Jar along, and
never leave Il at home on the righthand
top shelf OF the cellar
Salt Lake yesterday left the ginger
jay at home Salt Lake has been doing
ms frequently If Salt Lake was not
SO iorgettul It would win games, and
me iAns would take II to their bosom
win an exceedingly joyous hug. All
WIN be forgiven II that ginger jar II
forthcoming. To quote "Slats" Davis,
et the conclusion OF the llstless exhibit
uon yesterday afternoon; whats the
matter with Salt Lake? Salt Lake has
winning team II she only knew IT,"
hut let's he charitable there Is al
ways a chance for the greatest sinner
10 repent.
Inc story Of Yesterdays game told
prlehy Is as subjoIned;