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Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1904-07-14
-The nroposed issue of two millions

The proposed issue of two millions
in bonds for cutting the 9Th Ave. hump
in Pittsburg was defeated at the special
election, Tuesday, by 1853 votes, the
South Side voting strongly against it,
and the issue of FIVE millions for i'll
tration plant carried by majority of
3021. Considering the Importance of
the propositions a remarkably small
vote was polled, but 27,000
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1904-07-14
Russia-Jap War Atlas 10 cents.

Three fine colored maps, each 14x20;
bound in convenient form for reference
The Eastern situation shown in detail,
issued by The Chicago 81 North West
ernR. R. mailed upon receipt of ten
cents In stamps by A. @. Tallant, 504
5mithfield st. Pittsburg, Pa
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1904-07-14
the rates named below

Returning coupons will be accepted
on any regular train except the Penn
sylvania Limited and the Chicago Linn
tied and the st. Louis Limited
For detailed information in regard
to rates and time of trains apply to
ticket agents or Mr. Thomas E. Watt,
District Passenger Agent, $50 Fifth
Avenue, Pittsburg.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1904-07-14
Dedication of Odd Fellows Homo

The home for aged Odd Fellows at
Grove City will be dedicated Thursday,
July 21st. Excursion tickets will be
sold to Grove City at very low rates
from all points on the Bessemer e. l. f
Railroad that day. Inquire of agents
or see posters for full information.
E. D. Comstock.
Genl, Passr. Agent.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1904-07-14
PURE SPRING WATER ICE

and Pure Spring Water, delivered daily
20 all parts Of the town by
JOHN A. RICHEY.
Peoples Phone 100.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1904-07-14
PicnicS and Reunions.


July 2O-C. NJ. B. A. picnic at Con-
neaut Lake. Fare from Butler 81.
July 28th, Lutherans of Western
Pennsylvania and Eastern Ohio at
Alameda Park.
August 10 - Butler Grocers at Ala
media
Aug. "a, at Alameda Park, reunion of
the Black family, business meeting at
II am, banquet at pm. Col. John
A. Black of Jeanette will be present.
Sept 1st-First annual reunion of the
Daubenspecks at the farm house on the
II. S. Daubenspeck farm Everybody
welcome. Bring well-flled baskets.
Address II. S. Daubenspeck, Sec'y,
Bruin, Pa
Butler Fair. August 30. 81, Sept. 1st
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1904-07-14
Worlds Fair Excursions.

Low-rate ten-day excursions via
Pennsylvania Railroad, July 2. Z. IA, 81
and %. Rate, $1,000 from Butler.
Train leaves Butler at 430P NJ. con-
Meeting with special train from New
York arriving st. Louis 4-15 p M.
next day,
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1904-07-14
C. N. BOYD,
DRUGGIST,
Near the Court House, Butler, Pa.
DRUGGIST
Low Rate Atlantic City Excur
SiOnS
Via B. & o. r. r.

$1,000 roupd trip from Butler; tick
cts good in coaches only. sold on July
10th and 2Sth, August 18th and 25th,
and September Sth. $500 additional
for tickets good in Pul!man cars. Re-
turn limit Is days. Apply to W. r.
Turner, Ticket Agent, Butler, for tick
cts or further Information.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1904-07-14

Made from pure. deep-well water.
and delivered daily by the
CRYSTAL ICE CO.,
Peoples phone 4G2. Bell 165 j.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1904-07-14
$I3. 90 To st. Louis and Il eturn

Via Baltimore and Ohio Railroad
Coach excursion tickets on sale each
Tuesday and Thursday, good for return
within seven days.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1904-07-14
Il. & o. Excursions.
LOW RATES TO ST. PAUL Or MINNIE
APOLIS, MINI.

July 13 to II, inclusive, the g. e. o.
r. r. Co. will sell excursion tickets
from all local stations west of Pitts
burg. to st. Paul or Minneapolis, Mimi
at rate of one fare plus 80 cts for the
round trip, account Triennial Conven-
tion Ladies' Catholic Benevolent Asso-
citation Tickets will be good for re.
turn until August 5th, 1904, but may be
extended to September 15 by deposit
with Joint Agent and payment of 80
cents
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1904-07-14
PURE ICE.

Buy new clothing at sacrifice prices
during Ritter & Rockenstein's SALE
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1904-07-14
Your chance to save money now at
Ritter &r Rnclen stpin,a

Attend Ritter 85 Rockerstein's back
ward season sale Of clothing at greatly
reduced prices.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1904-07-14
PROPERTY TRANSFERS.

J M Smith to Conrad Gunlach 10
acres in Winfield for $4,000
Maggie Greer to Knights Of. Pythias
lot in Evans City for $1400.
G A Oil to Herman Foster acres in
Buffalo for $3.50.
J A Easley to Blair Hooks lot in But
ler for $l65.
W J BARLEY to Jean NJ Hays 81 acres
in Jefferson for $780,
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1904-07-14

II you wish to sell or buy property
you will find it to your advantage to see
VIM. ii. Miller, Insurance and Real
Estate. Room sos. Butler County
National Bank building.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1904-07-14

Your chance now to buy fashionable
clothing at sacrifice prices attend
Ritter & Rockenstaiu's
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1904-07-14
Low RATES to CINCINNATI, OHIO.

Jnly 16, II and Is the Baltimore g.
Ohio Railroad will sell excursion tickets
from all local stations west of Pitts
burg and Wheeling to Cincinnati at
rate of one fare plus % cents for the
round trip. account Annual Meeting B.
P. 0. Elks. Tickets will be good for
return until July %, subject to an ex-
tension until August 49, by deposit of
ticket with Joint Agent and payment
of 80 cents
LOW RATES TO WEST BADEN AND
FRENCH LICK SPRINGS, IND.
July % to 25 inclusive. the Baltimore
& Ohio Railroad will sell excursion
tickets from all local stations west of
the Ohio River to West Baden and
French Lick Springs, Ind, at rate of
one fare plus % cents for the round trip,
account Commercial Law League of
America, Tenth Annual Convention.
Tickets will be good for return until
August II, 1904.
For further information call on or
address nearest Baltimore 81 Ohio
Ticket Agent, or Is. N. Austin. Gener
al Passenger Agent, Chicago, Ill.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1904-07-14
$13 90 to ST. Louis and Return.

Via B. o. r. r.
Coach excursion tickets on sale each
Tuesday and Thursday, good for return
within seven days.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1904-07-14

| $13, 90 To st. LOUIS and Return
Via Baltimore and Ohio Railroad.
Coach excursion tickets on sale each
Tuesday and Thursday, good for return
| within seven days.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1904-07-14

A chance to buy seasonable goods in
season by attending Ritter & Rocken-
STEMS sale.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1904-07-14
Insurance and Real Estate.

Butler Fair, August 80, 81, Sept. 1st
and 2nd
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1904-07-14
.,rv ADVERTISEMENTS.

NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.
NoTE-All advertisers intending 20 mant ~
rNDree in their ads should notify " w. %
tbeir Intention to do so not iater 'n"'.
DiaY morning.
Anitor's notice. estate OF 'ohh ~
r6ut sale, estate of G. g. Roney-
Auditors notice. estate of George
Twentier.
man Hilliard.
Rntler twp. school statement.
r. r. excursions
uhyn,nislr sors and Executors CT estates
secure their receipt books at the
T{ZEN cisce. and persons ni'.<sns public
Eaissg thsIr note hooks.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1904-07-14

New goods at sacrifice prices at Rit-
ter & Rockenstein's backward season
sale.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1904-07-14
Grove City Bible Conference

OlTs TOT -uCEtsS.
EXECUTIVE COMMITTEE.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1904-07-15

IL Is Ike -piilual ~ find famil,
where there are no aum tic rupfu
orcss'onallv, bur 'hese car b. -sene
by having Or. Kings New Lite Pill,
around Much trouble they rave by
their great WORK IA stomach nua l. ",
troubles Thy uot only reneve yOa
but cure % at Shar'ar 4 Mulholland'.
drug store
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1904-07-15
You Will Feel Like
a New Woman.
Zoa Phora Instills New Life into Weak
and Suffering Women Trial Bottle
Free IN All Women

Zos Phora has been proved by overwhelming
and conclusive evidence To be the greatest remedy
on earth for weak and suffering women. Many
thousands OF women who have used II say so
Zoa Phora cures perfectly and permanently all
misplacements, Irregularities. suppressed and
painful periods. leucoTrhea, piles kidney. liver
and bladder troubles aud all weaknesses and
diseases peculiar 10 the sex. We have thousands
OF testimonial letters telling Of its wonderful
cures OF each and every one of these troubles.
Mrs. Nj. l.. Bair, Box 229 Reynoldsburg. Ohio.
says: I" | had been sick and unable 20 do much
for a long time when saw your al In paper,
and l wrote 10 you for a sample bottle. which
you kindly sent me. l took 1t and felt so much
better that got me large bottle and took it
with the result that now feel like a new woman.
i had been dOctOring for two years and still
was not able TO do my homework until after /
had taken your medicine think Zoa PhOra Is
the best thing woman can take during change
OF life and a rundown system from OveTwork;
that was what was the matter with me-"
Write the ZOa PhOra Co, Kalamazoo, Mich,
for 4 free trial bottle and copy OF their Illus
trated medical book, "Dr. Pengeys Advice TO
Women" The doctor will gladly give free special
advice when needed. Goa Phora Is for sale at
Sl.OO bottle 10y
Sharrar x Mulhclland
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1904-07-15
PROVE IT ANYTIME
By the Evidence of Alma People.

The daily evidence citizens right here
at home supply Is proof sufficient 70
satisfy the greatest skeptic. No better
proof can be had. Here is Il case Read
II:
Mrs O. a. Wiley, of Orchard street.
says Il had kidney complaint of and
on for two or three years, accom-.
panied by backache OF the severest
kind. and sharp, darting pains
through the kidneys. At night it was
painful TO move or turn, and | felt
sore and lame in the morning. II ]
caught the least cold it settled in my
back and | was much worse. When
learned of Doans Kidney Pills / got
a box at Biyins 4 Rhodes drug store,
and was much pleased with their
prompt and beneficial effect. IL is a
pleasure for me to recommend Doan's
Kidney Pills. for they do just what
is claimed for them"
For sale by all dealers. Price. so
cents. FosterMilburn Co.. Buffalo, N
T.. sole agents for the United States
Remember the name-Doan sand
take no substitute.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1904-07-15

II had kidney trouble for years"
writes Mrs. Raymond Conner. OF Shell.
ton, Wash, and the doctors could not
help me. / tried Foley's Kidney Cure.
and the very hrst oose gave me relief
AMI am now cured. cannot say too
much for Fnley's Kidney Cure A" Sold
by Snarrar & Mulholland.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1904-07-15

a househod nee Ssity DR.. Thorn
as cleo rio Oil Heals burns. cuts,
Wounds or any sOr : cures sore throat,
Group. catarrh. asthma: never failS
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1904-07-15
Mississippi Rlver Boat Sunk.

Natchez. Miss July 1o-The mag.
nifcent wheeler Chalmette run
ming in the st Louis and New Orlean
trade struck hidden obstruction at
Logan's Landing thirty-hve miles be.
low this city. and sank out OF sight r
J Hardie one Of her owners. and his
family. OF New Orleans. were on the
boat All Of her crew and passengers
escaped. The boat left New Orleans
Saturday evening with large passen.
ger list The passengers saved their
Effects.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1904-07-15
Hvnnotist Shoots Wife.

St Paul. Mimi July 12-"Prof
Edward b. Herr a hypnotist. who with
ais wife. known as Blanche Larmont
iss been showing at the Empire the
Iter in this city. followed his wife TO
,re Of the galleries after their act was
over and shot her twice He then
urned the weapon upon himself and
Inflicted fatal wounds. Mrs Herr was
.eriously wounded but will live. II Is
hought Jealousy.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1904-07-15

When man e his b le natu
rally fee put out
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1904-07-15
PROBATE NOTES
AS GATHERED BY JUDGE SeAVeR DUR
INC THE PAST WEEK

Friday was the hearing on claims ia
the estate Of Eva NJ Chatle. Hear
ing Adjourned 10 July -
Saturday was the first day on hear
ing claims in the estates Of Mathew
II les and Louie Daniels.
The will II John W. MOustr was
filed for p'ooate SATURDAY. Hearing
was set for July 20 Widow devised
Of life estate Of al real estate and be-
queathed Of nearly all personal prJp
erty.
Monday was the hearing on probate
OF Will 10 the estate OF Elizabeth HE'S
tand. VIII proved and admitted u
probate. John Lepl,y was appointed
executor.
Tuesday was the appointment II
commissioners ON the Kleckner drain.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1904-07-15

Muskegon Mich. July 1.-THE bod
los Of Miss Adelaide Emerson and the
two little Kennicott children. drowned
on the Fourth OF July were found in
Muskegon lake. The face Of one child
was almost eaten of by fish The fu.
nerals were attended by great crowds
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1904-07-15
REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS
furnished by 1egsJe, A. r. Lowry.

Joseph Ray to- sarah : wo-stan pit Of
uwi4 SEC % Arcadia ....--- 1000
Clinton Nelson 10 Sarah Wog,tan
Anna ,.........'.. ''N
Henry Miller 90 John Lepley OF uei4
~ sea sec l6 New Haven ........... zoo
a ice Failing 10 Henry Miller mss of 50
a sec New Haven. ..... ...... ...... so
Amor Button 20 ID. NJ Seifried Nv pt Of
NV d, OF sec New Haven ....... ......... ~
Thos. Gordon % VIM Il Bcardsley Nv
lots n. T. and ~ pcrriutOu ............ 1900
Lucy Button 20 Amor A. Button PIT %
NV . sec Sew Haven ............. 900
Ella Lincoln 20 Rachel Randolph : % OF
lots 3 and Blk ~ sumner ...... Hs
Draton Y. phelp, 10 r. :. Miller seville 80
VIM Naldrett 90 Cha>. e. Webster lot 90
\adrcti, add Ithaca .--. ...-.. .... loo
Nellie T. Potts 20 u. T. DangarGeld Nv
lot I blk Phillips add Ithaca ....... 100
G. II. Rrown 10 Wm Douglas, pr SEA ~
nw frl Soc Is Eliza .......... 600
Altert richards 10 Chas. l.. Craig ct. OF
e.. ~ Swi4 SIC ., Fulton ..... ...... 1900
II. \. Drew to Edmund Jackson Nw w
Oi " ~ uet4 Sc > New Haven ....... l100
" =. Turck * co. 10 school Dist W
blk 10 Alma. ......... .....-.. 200
John II Bangs 10 Chas n smith NW n4
~ sw Sec n Arcadia .... ..... ...... ... 500
Chas. ~plcer % Mary WollNer loo II ANA
pt ~ l0 blk T.. ... ....... 10
Uermon \ Bri>-or 10 Rehecca Humph-
reys lot j5 Park Place cast Alma .-.. >0o
Hugh McCormick Go Chas RObbonwslt
NV 1T neii SEC : Elba ........ ...... 600
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1904-07-15
Narna0e Licenses

Archie Il Porter, -. Lafayette;
+ lussle Moore - Wheeler
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1904-07-15

Constipation, head ,che. backache,
feel mean. no appetit all run down.
Hollster's Ro"tv Mountain Tea vii
make you well ami keep Won W. H.
Money back II u fails. 81 cents Tea
or tablet form. For sale by Charlie.
Rhodes
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-03-20

by far the best: An English pickIorket Of fame
and considerable skill came TO Mexico for
visit. He was introduced TO several Of the best
Of the Mexican fraternity Of thieves They went
for q walk in the park The Euglishman was
inclined 10 scott at their ability.
You fellows are not in it with our school"
be said. loas,luEly.
well show US what sou can do" demanded
the McNiCans.
The EngIishman looked around him. \ bird
was sitting on nest in a tree.
Il can take the cges from under that bird and
she viii never know they are gone
do it," said the MeXicaus
The Enrlishman climbed the tree and skilfully
removed the eggs. The bird sat Uudisturbed.
BE came down. showed them two eggs. and
carefully put them in his pocket
There now" Le Boosted. What DO you
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-03-20
LINCOLN TOOK HIM BY COLLAR.

\ caller at the White House during Mr. LIN
coins early days in Office was an army officer
who had been dismissed from the service The
President listened patiently TO the elaborate de-
fence he had prepared. and said that. even upon
his own statement 81 the case, there was no
warrant for Executive interference. The man
withdrew. only TO seek q few days later second
interview but without accomplishing his pur-
pose. A third time he boldly forced himself
into the presence Of the President. who again
listened to a statement Of the case. and. at It's
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-03-20

conclusion. again declared he could DO nothing
for him.
We'll" said the officer, as he turned TO de-
part Il see you are fully determined not 20 10
me justice"
The President at these words arose from his
desk. and. selzinE his caller by the collar.
marched him to the door. saying. as he eje.tei
him Into the passage: Sir. give you fair warn
Ing never to show yourself in this room again
can bear ceusurc. but not Insult" The man
In a whining tone begged for his papers which
he had dropped
"BesoLc. sir SAID the President. your papers
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-03-20
DEPET IND TIE BOY.

Senator perew recently called ~ the house Of
a friend. where be attracted the attention Of a
bright boy " eight. When the statesman had
l-t,. the boys father said in answer to a ques-
tion from his son: That was Senator Depew.
the greatest story teller in the world" A few
days later the Senator called at the same house,
and the small bog advanced and said. Il know
YOU" Indeed. and who am To- My papa
says you are the biggest liar Oh earth" -(sHOrt
Stories.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-03-20

Johnnles think OF that7 Can you beat TT"
But where are the eggs now?'' asked the
Mcxicaus.
The EuEIishrnan felt in his pocket, but they
had disappeared He purchased drinks for the
crowd
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-03-20

VIII be sent 20 you. I never wish to see your
face again Success.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1904-10-10
CHEAPER LIGHT

The Seattle Electric has magnabimouy promised
material reductions price beginning
The action % octopus anguary
close tho heels the phianhrope the price OF
dollar BY the Seattle Lighting company.
be believed that hamanltariansm impeng
motive that seattle cheaper any
humantaanism which octopus
price
The seattle Lighting giving dollar because had
company sOIns to cell electricity cheaper
because Il has
whyf
applies n Instances
will be remembered years star
guraed eight cheaper ngh
the franchises held BY both and electric
petition and brought
foresn owned corporation both monopoes
eharSed exofhitant rates
open competition and that
fair prices for light
a long SHIT star waxed IL II was
opposed BY corporation influence corporation
tainted newspapers. but It
Aud the citizens Seattle buying saa
he first Of last they heaper electricity
the first Of November
step By company solely to
the fact that has the snoqaame Light
Power which present
fight The Star made The electric
Richmond the eld-he municipal lighting plant public
improvement which The stars
face Of the eomhnsd company
the other daily newspapers Of the city
There Is also possibility company
have 70 buck the Diamond lee which
franchises for about everything power tho city
fathers o hestow.
The citizens congratulated on sens both
cheaper electricity a. cheaper as
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1904-10-10

81 on with his classes unless he
took n complete mental rest.
A mental rest was beyond the
professors imagination. How could
~ divorce himself from the 'olo=
zieaF still he had Just been APP
painted TO the chair and ceuld not
hear the thought OF Abandoning the
pest
That ia whY Edeibert links. A n.
ph D.. happened to be sitting on
the porch Of the Neptune hotel gar
IuK out on the Atlantic. "a few days
later IN pursuance uf the physi=
eiana advice he had thrown aside
hls books ana WIS relaxing his mind
10 the extent Of ponderlnE vaguely
on the ground work 81 treatise on
paleoutaloEy when he was suddenly
Interrupted bY a silvery chirn;
II 81 isn't Professor links, IN
swallow my bonnoti-
The professor started and turned
To see a dashinN young woman dis
playing two dazzling rows Of peafly
teeth. the brighter because % the
wealth Of golden hair that crowned
the fair head Any man with red
blood IN his veins would have re-
turned the saiutation with alucrity.
lie simply biiuked with amazemcnt
Daunted none by his mechanical
survey the distufber Of his ponder
Gus revefica guahed ou
go perfectly charming 10 find
aomo one you know It's "A
einch this o. the dulleat place ever
dfifcd 10 WHY you're the first man
I've seen who champs his own teeth
aud haa a sprig OF hatf TO comb Hut
now you've found me I'm going 10
have bully time. Weren't you sur
pfiscd to see the, professor -
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1904-10-10

leauyriahi 1905. by Newspaper fn=
tefnriae AHHoeiHtiDul
Edolheft Jluka had fulfilled hia
one absorbing ambition. lie had
been appointed 20 the long coveted
chair uf biology zooioey ANA gool-
uEf ANA Naa nos full firdgel proc
feHHor Ills marrow chest expanded
at least thue- quarters 81 au inch na
he picked zap hIH morning mail and
read Professor fedrlheri links"
Prom the DAYS when Professor
links gray matter first began 10
receive Distinct impressions he had
conceived The notion that nome hiEh
dignity vas 90 be HE Metanharo-
atty speaking he had never been "a
boy. Ills serious work Ia lie began
with the reading of his letters and
the crow ufrssea ita footprints iu
bis forehead before be NaH vel out
of kits Then he settled down 10
hook a. Al "a be WAS shoulder bent
over the .uioHieH
A. fuf the feminine rih 81 human
iiX the youthful Jinka hooked upon
u az merely a constitutional ele-
meut u abe anatomical whole
Further than that he had never
given the fair Hnx a thought. Ooca-
Hisnuily he found one or TIVE girls
Who could Interest him. bat they
IKE himself were merely mental re-
feuiacies. utterly lacking in ali the
subtle little nifa and EfaccH fof fem-
intuiiy. Those who pusarHsed such
qualities be placed m the same cat
efnry with butterflies and divers
sandy insects. and ~ suddenly nuea-
fiauad shout Wnnankiud De would
ahstrartetiy putt down a ponderoua
tome and begin thumbluE the index
Non Professor links Was 81 he
had one ~ those plastic eaunte=
nsures - mummy like expression.
lis mouth shs a aiiL Itls nose came
% u sharp point sud his little blue
egea biiuas8 daily under laahlesa
tits. lie had No distinct eyebrows
sud hia face Has naraiifluEmm
lie was neither fali nor abort and
weighed some ninety odd pounds
The waEs % the college called him
the human spike"
u was particularly bright June
morning that Professor JinkH start
81 FROM the lecture hall IA hin Study
lie had fust finished hts last lecture
en ths evolution ~ the pfeFadactyI
and was pnsideFinE on the three
manthN vacation ~ hand ffe had
thought 81 EslaE - Alaska Ia
search Of strangely elusive glacial
stratum. sis physician. however.
had ufdered hin 90 the nsssh0fe.
9Th the warning that he could not
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1904-10-10

eyes on those blue craWiera aud
sure aH tadpeies make little froggles
professor, you acted ~ II you had
suddenly GENE upon King Solomon
mines or Aladdin's grofto. You vent
Into a blue funk over those azure
jumpers. while We went out on the
lawn and fairly rolled"
That nighi when Professor links
sought bis couch his head WAS Ia a
ghift lie got out his shortened
method in differtutial calculus. but
the characters and figures danced
an over the page. % be finally
wound up and stranFied IN strands
Of bright golden hair. or else swai-
lowed IN a wave uf deep blue. the
color 81 those wonderful eyes.
Though often absent minded the
professor was metbodical to a fault
and never failed 90 arrange his
clothing with Eeometrical precision
before guinH 90 bed. This night.
however. he caught himself placing
his watch beneath the bed and his
shoes under the pillow. Then he