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The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-06-09

read about the success of eminent men
and follow their advice until you are
gray-headed. young man, but unless
you work-unceasingly. persistently-
you will not get on in the world. Other
things may help. but hard work is the
one thing above all others.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-06-09

Russia is said to be entertaining the
idea of changing the name OF Port Ar
thur to something with Russian
sound about it. There may be sort
Of feeling, also. that new name for
the place might change its luck
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-06-09

One of the dictionaries marks as OBJ
solete the original meaning Of the
word ambition" namely. the act Of
going about to solicit or obtain an
Office or other desired object. The prac-
tice continues. although it is now
called by a different name
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-06-09

Friend-Your picture OF the wood
nymph is indeed beautiful But what
did the model wear to create that
gauze efrect7
Artist-Oh. she was wrapped in q
boarding house blanket-Phlladelphia
presa
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-06-09

The latest French duel appears TO
have been more serious than usual. 1t
lasted nearly three hours and raised a
big blister on the shorthand of one
of the combatants-
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-06-09
pi.pcIIinr the IIInslon.

Mrs. Goodheart-Oh. Henry when I
gave that tramp piece OF pie he was
so grateful that there were actually
tears in his voice.
Her acknowledgements That was
only his mouth watering.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-06-09

The evangelist who has predicted
that the world will come TO an end in
1904 needn't be afraid that many of
the people to whom he said it will give
him the laugh when the tine comes
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-06-09
Mottoes Upon wall. OF jap Homes.

Notices Upon Walls or Jap Homes.
On the walls of every well-regulated
Japanese home are to be found hand
somely framed notices and proverbs:
Some of them run as follows: Clever
preacher, short sermon" A woman's
tongue three inches long can kill
man six feet high" Live under your
own hat" and many others equally
pertinent and clever.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-06-09

John Mitchell says he has noticed
that in every strike both sides get
licked" That wouldn't be so bad.
however, if the public didn't have to
get licked, too.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-06-09

All German soldiers must learn 10
twin. Some OF them are ~ expert
that with their clothing on their heads
md carrying guns and Ammunition,
they can swim streams several has,
dred yards wida.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-06-09

Aha! now we know why Uncle Andy
Carnegie has been so eager TO give
away his money. 1t has been discov-
cred that all money has bacillus sta
phylococcus on it
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-06-09

One or the remarkable the Field Marshal
OF
direction the land forces Of the Mado preparing for deadly gnppe
Of
Of Mikado Mutsuho,
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-06-09

Perhaps there is no reason why
Irish lace should not be made in
France. but 1t sounds distinctly Irish
to put 1t that way.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-06-09

Here's man suing for damages for
broken nose because he no longer
can smell onions, Some people don't
know when they are well of.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-06-09

Physicians have discovered that au.
tomobolists suffer from motorpathia
cerebralis. rhose theyy run over still
suffer from plain rigor mortis.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-06-09

The growing friendship between the
British lion and the Russian bear bodies
no good to the Chinese dragon
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-06-09

It is not what Joseph Smith says SO
much as what he does that condemns
Aor1nonism.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-06-09
Origin of blankets

Blankets were first made by Blanket
Brothers. at Bristol. England, about
the middle Of the thirteenth century.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-06-09

Only woman Is capable of arriv-
ing at conclusion without using
either reason or Judgment
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-06-09

President Smith Of the Mormons has
- keep family tree by double entry.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-06-09

Some men lose their hair By buttlns
In At the wrong time.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-06-09

Don't gossip. don't spread poison
with your tongue; don't be weiner.
wurst-
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-06-09

Qtass widows haven't got the clio
~ market cornered.
Arizona republican., 1904-09-27

1, ters and governors of the empire. The removal of NJ. de Plehve was due to their deliberations. Each government ganization is complete in detail. under the executive committee. Thus all the clements of revolution are to hand and organized
 Some idea of the influence of the rev olutionary party may be obtained from the fact that on the day of the assassi- nation of M. de Plehve the ear found on the table of his private room sealed letter addressed to him by the executive committee. which he handed to the minister of justice for investi- gation. How was the letter delivered? Whose hand placed it on the zar's ta- ble? The secret police can avail noth- ing against the dreaded committee.
 Thus. says Mir. Joubert in conclu- sion, throughout all Russia the revolu- tionists are awaiting the signal from the executive committee to strike. The opportunity is rot far 10 seek, thinks the author. The pressure on the al- ready overstrained nation, he tells us, caused by devastating war; the mis- cry entailed; the shame of defeat; the restlessness of despair; the exhaustion of the treasury; the discredit of the bu- reaucracy surely all these things are working for the forces of discontent. And that discomfort is showing itself in Russia is abundantly shown by re- cent events. Restelessness is manifest ing itself in many centers. we are told; premature riots. organized by iTrespon- sible, hot-headed students, break out and are suppressed by Cossacks. But. 1t appears, the great revolutionary par ty in Russia is awaiting the word from the executive committee.
Arizona republican., 1904-09-27

canals, and uaquestionably Judge Parker as president would accept that view, no matter how much sympa thy he might express for the sections de prived of benefits under the existing law.
 In our opinion Judge Parker has de- hberately injected an issue into this campaign which will defeat the demo- cratic ticket overwhelmingly in every western state.
 Certainly, it is the duty of Arizona to send a delegate to congress who has no sympathy with Judge Parker's demo- cratic doctrines on the question of na- tional irrigation.
Arizona republican., 1904-09-27
THE BEST HAND

Shufle the grimy pasteboards, and let
 me consider awhile; For luck is going against ne, and I've
 gambled away a pile. But the fever of play is one me. I long
 for the clink of the chips As the grass for the Gewdrops falling,
 or a boy for his sweeheart's lips. Shufle the grimy pasteboards, and deal
 me another hand; If I catch another bottan, I'll raise 1t
 and let it stand. I've drawn to aces and flushes and
 never one do fill, While my stack of checks is going rap
 idly down the hill I once thought I was an artist in the
 American game of draw, And the hands that I held were always
 the biggest you ever saw. Wherever a game was started. there I
 was sure to be; When man had nerve to raise me.
 I had the nerve t. see. Strange how girl can change it-now
 it isn't the same, And a face looks so-rowfully at me
 from every card in the game. Shuffie the gPimy pasteboards, deal me
 some eights and an ace If you want me to play, be careful and
 don't give me one with a face. Little I cared in the old days, whether
 I won or went broke; Life was nothing but gamble, and los
 ing naught but a joke. A flush is pretty to look at. bu. 1t
 makes you feel like an ass To bet against a full hand, so it's
 sometimes better to pass. There's a terrible pleasure in it-
 watching the changing spots. Dealing, drawing and betting. winning
 and losing the pots. shufie the grimy pasteboards. deal me
 q full or a flush, And I'll win some money with it, CT
 else go broke with a rush. Ante ahead of the dealer. and stay
 with the raise if you dare; Stand pat and try to steal it-a bluT
 is as good as pair. Shuffe the grimy pasteboards, and
 give me another drink; Somehow tonight I'm nervoUs-it's the
 luck or the girl, I think. Let's make Jack OF the next one,
 and boys, I've got to win; A man can't quit when he's losing, and it's hell to be all in. 1 I've held big hands in plea:y-fours. fiushes, full hands and straights, But I'd give them all for play with
 the little pat hand Of Rates. Shuffle the grimy Pastebcards, and deal me an opening pair: I'm quitting you now, forever, for
 someone who waits somewhere. A thousand willy sharpers are waiting for your long green, And poker is only a pastime, but my
 sweetheart is a queen. l There's only one hand worth holding, l of all the hands I have seen. And I'll gamble my life upon it-the hand of my own Katharine! 1 B. D.
Arizona republican., 1904-09-27
MISSISSIPPI RACE RIOT.
As Usual the Casualties Are Among
 Negroes.

Memphis, Tenn, Sept. 26.-Two ne groes were killed and three fatally wounded in a race riot near Lynch burg Miss, fifteen miles south Of Memphis, today. The shooting took place on the plantation of J. J. John son. who with two sons went into the field to gather a load of corn. The field was worked on shares by a negro family named Kennedy.
 As the white men were driving through the field, a fusilade from the party of lacks met them. The fire was returned with the result that two negroes were killed outright and three were fatally shot. A number of whites joined the party and are now searching for others of the attacking party. The names of the dead and wounded are not obtainable.
Arizona republican., 1904-09-27
4 LETTER TO OUR READERS. 5 Cottage St. Melrose, Mass,


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 January 11th. 1904. Dear Sir: Ever since I was in the army. I had more or less kidney tcou- ble, and within the past year it became so severe and complicated that I sui fered everything and was much alarmed-E,y strength and power was fast leaving me. I saw an advertise ment of Swamp Root and wrote ask ing for advice. I began the use of the medicine and nated a decided i'm provement afser taking Swamp Iioot only a short time.
 l continued it's use and am thankful to say that am entirely cured and strong. In order to be very sura about this; I had a doctor 10 examine some of my water today and ne pro- nounced it all right and in splendid condition.
 l know that your SNs8'np Root is purely vegetable and does not contain any harmful drugs. Thanking you for my complete recovery and recommend - ing Swamp Root to all sufferers I am
 Very Truly Yours.
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Arizona republican., 1904-09-27
sTockMAN MURDERED.
He Would Not Give up to Necr-
 Highwayman.

Omaha, Sept. 26. z6.-Geo. Johnson, a negro. tonight fatally shot and robbed Robert Clenets, a Douglas, Wyom .ns, stock man, in South Omaha. Johnson met Clenets near the edge of the city and at the point Of a revolver demand ed his money.
 Clenets resisted and the s1ooting fol- lowed Johnson secured Clenet's watch and $15 and came to Omaha, where he was arrested.
Arizona republican., 1904-09-27

The Kelso and Sixth Avenue Hotels both under the management of Mrs. Kelso, have been thoroughly cleaned and renovated for the season. Kelso hotel and dining rooms have been opened. Sixth avenue hotel opens Oct l.
Arizona republican., 1904-09-27
FATAL QUARREL AT BATON.
A Coal Miner Shoots and Kills Santa
 Fe Engineer.

Trinidad, Colo, Sept. 26.-During a quarrel in a saloon at Raton, N. NJ. tonight, George Willis, a coal miner shot and killed Jeff Ball, a Sar'ta Fe engineer. Willis was immediately ar rested. There is considerable excite ment among the railroad men at Ra- ton over the killing. but the officers fear no further trouble.
Arizona republican., 1904-09-27

An Atchfson man believes that his wife's love for him is dying. She no longer gets up in he night to feel of his head when it aches. Enough pre- viously she used 70 wake him up a dog en times to ask him fl he felt better.- Atchison Globe.
Arizona republican., 1904-09-27

An Atchison woman has organized a First Aid to the Injured" socie5y. tho object being to help girls whose He1rts Ache, to get over it.-Atchtson Clone.
Arizona republican., 1904-09-27

Night school. All subjects taught. Corner Fifth avenue and Adams. A. Anderson. B. A.
Arizona republican., 1904-09-27
TO CURE A coLD IN ONE DAY.

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All druggists refund the money if 1t fails to cure. E. w. Groves signature is on each box. 25c.
Arizona republican., 1904-09-27
WEATHER TODAY.

Washington, D. C., Sept. 26.-Fore . cast: Arizona, fair Tuesday, warmer in southwest portion; Wednesday fa.r.
Arizona republican., 1904-09-27

To be successful, look successful and order your fall suit from Feelings, the tailor.
Arizona republican., 1904-09-27

MIR. HAMILTON. THE PIANO Tuner is in the city for tuning. Orders may be left at Rediwilrs or Fountains
Arizona republican., 1904-09-27
PRESCOTT BUSINESS FIRMS.
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Arizona republican., 1904-09-27

Pure clean milk.
 Morning Star Dairy. Telephone Black 566.
Arizona republican., 1904-09-27

The Holmes apartments, 40 North First avenue. Desirable furnished rooms and suites for rent
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1904-12-08
Nebraska Potatoes

Marked attention is being
given at present to the diver
sity of Nebraska soil and its
products; and the people of the
state, by a series of expert
ments, are being given some
very valuable information,
through the medium of Agri-
cultural bulletins issued from
time to time by the Chicago &
North th-Western Ry.
The latest subject treated in
this series of pamphlets is the
culture of potatoes in the soils
of the northwestern part of the
state.
With an Introductory para
graph referring to the history
and production of this vegetable
in all parts of the world, the
pamphlet contains interesting
figures on the economic value
of this food product, and specific
information as to the best
methods of planting, the pre-
paration of soil and the cultiva-
tion and harvest of the crop.
The adaptability of the soil
in Sheridan, Dawes, Box Butte
SCOTS Bluff and other Nebraska
counties has proven to be quite
marked, and much Of the land
that has heretofore yielded
little or no revenue promises
by this means to bring larger
returns to the farmer.
This pamphlet is of value to
everyone interested in western
Nebraska, and together with
the two recent bulletins issued
by the Northwestern Line, on
Macaroni Wheat and Alfalfa,
presents to the westren farmer
some valuable knowledge.
Every farmer or ranchman in
western and northwestern Ne
braska should have a copy of
each of these bulletins. They
are sent free on application to
j. A. Kuhn, Assistant G. F. and
P. A., Omaha, Nebraska,
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1904-12-08
THAT Little Sweds. !"

The attraction at the New
Theatre Thursday evening Dec.
3 will be "That Little Swede,"
4 story of the Wisconsin woods.
Miss Emily Erickson Greene
who will play the title role is a
native of Sweden and an act
ress of merit. The clever and
leglmate methods she has
always employed in interpret
ing her art has won for her high
praise even from the most
critical. In private life she is
universally esteemed for her
excellent qualities. Generous,
even to a fault, no tale of suff-
ering ever reaches her ears
that she does not promptly
take m5ans to alleviate, and in
such an unobstentatious man.
ner that it is very rarely heard
of, for she is one of those noble
hearted women
Who do good by stealth,
And blush to find it fame.
Miss Greene is also a highly
educated woman; she is thor
oughly familiar with the high
er class Of literature and to hear
her discuss a recent work of
note is indeed a treat as she is
a brilliant conversationalist:
her sense of humor is most
keen and her wit is more anus
ing for the reason that it is
spontaneous.
New Theatre, Thursday
Dec. 9Th. Prices 25, 35, so 75c.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1904-12-08
AT New Theatre Sson.

By common consent of the
theatre going public, Hoyt's "a
Texas Steer" has been declared
the mostamusing and thorough
ly artistic work produced by
this author, and that this is a
popular verdict is attested by
the immense business done by
the attarction wherever it ap-
pears. Mr.. I1oyt was a frolic-
some writer. and in none of his
works has he been more surpris-
ing]y funny and uniquely enter
tanning than in "a Texas
Steer" The theme is a funny
idea, and the merriment be-
comes hilarious and contagious
as the complications multiply
in it's development. It's wit is
not offensive, andis of the sort
that can be eaily comprehended
because of its application to
persons and things frequently
seen but not especially thought
If. His material is at hand in
every community, and it's ia
miliarity wrought into fantas-
tic shapes made Hoyt one of
the greatest of public entertain
ers. In "a Texas Steer" he
takes the citizen officer seeker
and Eliminates the peculiar
tiles of some of them. 1t has a
recognizable element of truth
and this makes the burlesque
all the more enjoyable. The
situations are mirth-provoking
and some of them are startling
.ly funny. They come as sur
prises and the spectator is con-
vulsed in spite of himself. 1t
happens frequently, too, that
those who who see the piece
for the first time don't real ly
get the wrinkles out of their
faces for several hours after
Brandon Bossy- The minis
ter to Dahoma- The invest
igating committee from Texas
The Colonel and the Mayor
cease their limitations of the
real thing in every community.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1904-12-08
Birthday Party

Master Donald Anderson, son
of John Anderson, entertained
twelve of his playmates last
evening at his home on Eighth
street in honor of his twelfth
birthday. The evening was
spent with various amusements.
A conundrum contest afforded
much fun and progressive e
'Bunco' was played. About 10
o'clock Mrs. Anderson invited
the young people into the din
ing room. A large bouquet Of
carnations occupied the center
of the table, which looked very
pretty, the color scheme of pink
and white being carried out. !.
A dainty souvenir was found at
each plate. Mrs. Anderson,
assisted by Mrs. Jennie Cook,
served a two course supper.
After the youngsters had fin
ished supper, a few more games
we're played, after which they
left for their homes, hoping
Donald would soon have an
other birthday party.
Cream of the Valley Flour.
None better. Made in Mis-
souri, Valley.
Mrs. Jose Loveland and
daughter, of Sioux City and Ed
Loveland of Council Bluffs are
visiting at the home of Charles
Loveland.
Saturday evening will be the
election of officers in the
Yeoman lodge. After election
an oyster supper will be served
to the members.
Miss Allie Heron is now
employed in the C. L. Beebee
store.
| Jo Murphy, James Murphy,
Frank Lee and Fred Pope, of
Beebeetown, were in the Valley
today, on their way to Omaha
ON business.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1904-12-08
Tourist Tickets to Colorado

Round trip tourist tickets
are on sale daily during the
winter months to Denver, Col
orado Springs and Pueblo at
low reduced rates via the Chi
cago, Union Pacific & North
Western Line, good on fast
through trains, with high class
equipment. The best Of every
thing. For maps, booklets and
list of Colorado hotels with
rates apply to ticket agents
Chicago & North Western R'y.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1904-12-08
a s.:.gs;sss Visit.

Last nic-ht about 7::3) some
twenty us the members Of Rev.
II. 3. Hi:yhop'is congregation of
the G|lrisfian church male an
informal call al the Crown Hill
ho:aaa, and surprised the inmates
by t kim possession of the
home. After spending a very
pleasant hour with Mr.. and Mrs
Hiabae, the company retired,
leasing them none the worse
for The visit.
V. l. Tamisiea yesterday sold
a steam corn shelter to Sherman
Fos, of California junction.
j. Hatchar, OF Loveland, was
a pleasant caller today. He says
as he remembers it, the fall and
winter of 1853 was about the
same in weather as this winter.
Huntington & Anderson, At
torneys of Onawa, were in the
Valley this morning, on their
way to Logan, where they close
up the Sale of the old Gamat
farm of four hundred acres, in
Allen township, to G. L. Foss,
of Denison, Iowa.
Mrs. VIM. Hall, Mrs. T. M.
Gilmore and Miss Sadie Gill
more, are Omaha visitors today.
Harry Mcclure, of Little Rock
Iowa, is in the Valley, the guest
of his uncle, j. j. Wisecup.
VIM. j. Baldwin is out today,
after several weeks attack of
pneumonia.
The Social Club had a dancing
party last evening, at Fountains
hall, about twenty-five couples
being present. Refreshments
were served and all had a royal
good time.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1904-12-08
Special Notice.

a special meeting of Lillian
Lodge No. 20, D. of R., will be
held at their hall next Saturday
evening, Dec. 10th, at 7:So, for
work, and making arrangements
for the reception of the visi-
ting members from Magnolia,
which is to be On Saturday eve
ming, Dec. 17th, 1904.
BY order of the N. G.
Miss Olga strobehn, R. S.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1904-12-08
Married,

Married today at II o'clock,
a. M, at the home of the bride,
near California junction, Rev.
H. 3. Higbee, of the Christian
Church officiating, Mr.. Isaac N.
Warrick to Miss Dora F. Dean.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1904-12-08
Birthday Party.

Mrs. Eliza Banks entertained
about twenty of her friends
last evening at the home of
Mrs. Craven on Sixth street,
the occasion being her birth
day. She received some very
nice presents. Numerous
games were played during the
evening, which created much
excitement and fun. At II
O'Clock the hostess served q
two course supper.
w. L. French and wife, OF
Fremont, Neb., arrived in the
Valley this morning, called to
Loveland by the death of Mr.
French's mother.
Mrs. M. H. French died at
her home in Loveland last even
ing at 6 O'clock, aged 81 years.
The deceased had been a resi-
dent of Loveland since 1867,
and was a lady highly respected
by all who had the pleasure OF
her acquaintance.
G. S. Osborne and Ed Bradley
were in Omaha yesterday or
business.