The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-05-12
TIE N0HPAREJL MAN
An Essay on the Folly Of Haste as Ex-
empIlfied by MIR. Moses' ThounhtIess At.
tempt to Ride Grandma's Wheel--very
Contemplate Practical joke Played on
the Eighth Ward Householder by His
WIfe's Brother.

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the Eighth Ward Householder by His
WIfe's Brother.
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q Ii. Moses. who formerly attended
Brother MorriI's church IN the aipht,
ward enters comniaint ne q vary enn-
wife's brother last week Mr. Noses con-
fesses to having violated tIa bylaws OF
the Bankers association by riding q 'bicy-s
cla down to his business in tha noo,nine.,
The association allows a. man to wall
down under the by-laW "Fxercisa.. or ~
allows him to come down in his automo-
association wears ago. No. memhsr can
retain his standing and rida q wheel to
business. The wheel has -hacnyna the
Deewee's carriage. M
AZ wa were 90 vin,oc,,s ,,,,,a,, Nc we've 80
varv conference.-the tric,r ~, M, p-'1 Wosos =
Tn The morning Mr. Moses L. a1ways In, q
hurry. He leans his wTeaI apainst tha
porch while he rushes around insilegdninS
the Ia ST things Then he comes ont alans
himself astrida of a. 1and nado1s ,,foio,, sfy
away. - $500 1880
Noses, brother. filed with the shirt of
malicious mischief and a good breakfast
saw the bicycle standing there and he
the old fashioned spinning wheel used by
Mrs. Moses in the. narIor for decora tive
purposes. This he substituted in the nlaca
Mr.. Moses came out in his usual rush
leaned astride Of Il 81 course Tho whole
+hipe cola nsed end +ba no s+or nos,;.s.
annarent1v IRVINE ~ r;da tba s,;r,r;,s :,
Wheel was instified nerhans n g., sIan4ine,
soma daoree of intoxico lion wiz 1,o,,iS
Won think under the ircnnostancasY
The weather has hean 1it+1a - oo1a
for veeetat lion iatelv DON'T vo,, tbi,, ~ >
We thought some yesterday Of standing
around: on the curb. frothine at the rn0uth
decided the campaign was a little too Far
off yet.
An East Side lady feels wronged because
the body Of her husband came to her
from the ST, Peter asylum cut nm 80 sha dlv
in the interests of science that the. sight
was quite shocking. Pertains we o,,s5ht
to eradicate our finer feelings in the inter.
Eests of professional curiosifv. 80
80
+his co1,1mn and Russia Russ;a naeds
s100 00O. 900 -
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7. Adam Bede is irving to exn,ain RI his
CONSTITUENTS whv 1e coIldn,t pe+ a S1it,ht.
house Por Pine; CITY - - :, = n
nonination. The Judge 10 bright, eno,,el
/ 70 know that he would ha tomiohnsonel
TO make an American holiday 50
f.
I We ara ,nenuivoca11v fo,. T5earst ~
Inresident His New York American re
viewed "Stonv + lonesome at length and !,
effect called it one of the warmest liter
4 arv h.hias aver: .I.yhaa,ed yo,,+ IN tba ~
teilectuaI nike. ~ - nc
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| ANYHOW +h,s winter ,s a 1it+1e ni,da
+ban 1os+ - :. - :
l''''A. -'''
I Since snencer,s a,,tob,oera n,,v canoe o.,
NC, :, W seaina n,,n+ad ~ ,,I,osn1,tar,
}, ratber snail or,inion ~ Gor1vIa W. -
: not left to coniect,,re what carlvl
Gnardis, nav ha ha1ia,,ea ,rha G,,ard;a,
tha 1ihersis 10 rt,, nho VIE, OF snI,oe :
was taken hy his Yather ~ ssa. the 60 90
i Ca,1vie was fact+,,rn oy,d AZ I So,1 ~ II
x1aI of one,,fnes TIA conversaJ4o,, si,;i iS1i
4 said: - - .....-z,.s 81
4 ar have sean Two nb;1osonhers r. 7ao Al. Y
. FOR as we cama along ma no noin+ed ~,
4 Mr., IJerhert ,snencar in, a .sh,Ia ;, :
With mo iastic ernnl1a sis 70 r,u,. ror1iad
u ga M ho,ya VIC see, Hnrber+ ossnancart Id !
6ia9 Ther, we've seen Tho -,,ost >I,,an d
: ing ass IN C:hristendom.
) We know a kid, Of the kind describe