New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-08-14
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

THE TALK OF THE DAY.
The following strange wedding notics is going
the rounds. variously credited THE bride was
born OF honest but well meaning parents and could
walk alone at six months at ten she could run
real fast. and has never sIackened her gait She
has many frlends-most OF them dead ones. The
hapsy couple took bridal trip TO Westly. and will
be at home with the old man until they are kicked
out"
A late story. OF Irish wit is located IN New Or
seat except one was occupied b. two people This
seat had as occupants young sport and large
pectlng that room would be made for him. The
young man DID not take me hn@ Guy reesarasd me
scorD Al last the IFishraan remarked That's a
fone lookins doS ye have with ye What breed
ITS cross between skunk ana Iriahman."
sure then. IFS relative Of both OF as" was
the instant acknowledgements
The record for climbing Pixies Peak was made
last week by H. II Robinson. OF Colorado Springs.
Col. The mountain is l4lf7 feet above sea level.
and the former record made I'm hours and
minutes. Mr Robinson made the ascent in 2
hours and Sc minutes. He wore heavy pair Of
shoes. carried an umbrella, and the last mile
walked n two inches Of snow.
THE OTHER FELLOWS JOB.
There's craze among US mortals that Is cruel
wheresoeer you ind human you will ind the
You may seek among the worst Of men or seek
And you'll and that every person is precisely like
Each believes that his real calling is along some
Than the enc al which he's woriins-take for In
stance. yours and mine -.
There's a universal craving for the other fellows
There are millions of positions in the busy world
Each drudge to him who holds it. but to him
Every farmers broken hearted that in youth he
While that same unhappy farmer Is the envy of
Any task you care to mention seems a vastly bet
Than the one especial something which you happen
There's but one sure way TO smother envy's heart
ache and her SOP SOP ,,, o .-.,, ...h. o.b..
fellows job. -(success.
An extraordinary story OF the imposition Of one
will upon another told before the psychology
cal section of the British Medical Association at
oxford recently. Dr. ElGridge-Green said that he
was talking with patient on the subject Of hyp-
notism. The patient. a lady OF moro than average
force OF character. said she dehed any man to
send her to sleep and make her do as ne wished
Il told her IL not necessary to send her to
sleep" said the doctor. land added. You win wake
at o'clock tomorrow morning and will send me
postcard despite your own wishes to say mo- I
sot that postcard. 1t somewhat to this effect:
4 have been trying not TO write to you. but I did
wake at s.
History Corrected.-The wonderful One Hoss
Shay has just gone 20 pieces.
down makes me feel like a choofetr'G(cle
Leader.
A golf writer tells the following: An old man
and youth had spent the whole day on a GOLF
links in Scotland. and Is often the case with
particularly enthusiastic players. had had some re-
markably close and exciting games. AS they left
for home the old man remarked: Hey. mon, but
it's been a gran day. at has" the youth assent
ed. Think ye ye could come again on the NOR
row. ladder" We'll" the young man answered
rehectively. Il to be married. but can put
it off,"
An Expert oplnion;;.xzIkksy (yho has been read
dreams OF afarice?
His Father-I tiak nod. key Atarice vos a put
~ good dreamer.-(Puck.
At an 'at home" young man came to the host
ess greeting her and apologizng for his lateness
says The Philadelphia Ledger" "AwfuIly glad
to see you. Mr. b" said the hostess so good
of you to come. But where is your brother7" "I
am commissioned TO tender his regrets You see
are SO busy Just now that 1t was impossible
for both OF vs. 10 get away. so tossed up to see
which OF should come" How nice. Such an
original ideal And you won?" mo-" said thu
young man. absently
Hicks-Tvs got TO borrow 500 somewhere.
Wieks-Take my advice and borrow $500 while you
But need only soc"
THAT doesn't make any difference Borrow 500
and pay back Si0o OF il In two lnstalfnents al In
tervals of month or so. Then the man that you
borrow from viii think that no is going to get the
rest OF it."--(Son,erville journal
one OF the delegates who suffered most nom heat
at the ST. Louis convention was James c. Tim
mons whose home is Yuma, Ariz., said to be the
hottest town in the country. They tell of disso-
lutte and wicked soldier at the army post there
who after dying. was reported to have sent back
TO his comrades this message: Please send me my
blankets"