Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-08-27
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Conductor got your fare before,
sir. Passenger know This nickel
is for the company.-Iudge
I'm getting old Having rheu-
matism:" Worse than that. I'm hay-
ing "reminiscences Cincinnati IrIb-
une.
80 She has started ON life jour
ney into matrimony, has sheY'' well,
! guess il is only an excursion trip
Brooklyn Life.
Bursley lie claims to be related to
YOU. and says he can prove It. Ffloy6
The mans fool Bursley-Tnat
may be a mere coincidence. Smart
Set
W!fe-Ciood gracious. DO you hear
that sound from the Kitchen? More
dishes broken. I'll warrant! Husband
Never mind, dear, il has stopped the
cooks singing
Affected Youth (to man ringing FOG
bell at ferry landing)-A my man,
why is this bell ringing? Man-Can't
you see, you IDIOT, it's because I'm
pullin the rope?
Mrs Haggard DO you know. myself
aud my daughter are often mistaken
for sisters. Mrs Gay-Ah. the dear
girl must be studying too hard, don't
you think?-Puck.
Jimmy--Ma. did v buy George
la h.Nu
Mat. what did v buy t paclfy me
cause faint my birthday ?-Ciucmnat
Commercial-Tribu
Dingdong Did YOU try that cigar 1
gave YOU yesterday? Biffhang Yes,
but ii didn't deserve trial, Ding
dong Why, what do you mean: Biz
bang 1t should have been lynched
Mrs Keuway You used to say that
| was the apple of your eye. Mr. Ken
way We'll, what of it? Mrs, Kenway
Nothing except that you don't seem
to care rs much for fruit as you once
did.
George Ethel, dear I'm going to in
tcrview your father tonight. Ethel
All right. George. And il anything
happens III come to the hospital twice
day until you are able TO he ont
again Chicago News.
II punish you. Browning, because
love you. But you are too young to
understand what mothers love is. :"
is it two soleS with but single
/ thought: two hands that beat as one?'
Life.
Mistress (who is going out for the
daylAnd. Mary, you may invite n
/ friend to come In to tea, IL you like.
| Mary Please, I'm, haven't got any
/ friends only know young women
Punch
Harold anticipating thingcj
wasn't at school yesterday. Miss
Bangs His Teacher severely Ne;
YOU were not. Harold (decisIvely)-
| Miss Bangs I've got To turn over a
new lear or get into trouble.
| Hettic Now that you have broken
your engagement with Fred, shalt you
return 10 him the diamond ring he
gave you? Minna Certainly not, lIet.
/ tie: Il would be constant reminder
Of the happiness he had missed
/ Customer Ito chemists aSslstantD--
In a business like this | presume YOU
have gained some practical experience
of therapeutics Chemists Assistant
Indeed. yes, sir. had EN- when |
was ten years old Breke out all over
me
4 Chance to Get Event visa,
said the cxpreseman to the lawyer,
that y0u would send in your bin for
legal advice" II am waiting" replied
the lawyer. until get your bin for
my May moving. Ia rather have the
last chance. FIX.
Actress tangriyl--Did you write
that criticism which said my imper-
sonaton Of The Abandoned WIFE"
was miserable failure? Critic
Ye-y-c-s: you see, Won Looked 80 ire
Slsiiby beautiful that it was impossi-
bic 10 fancy that any man could aban-
don you.
First Stakeholder don't see why
people should he allowed to carry pack
ages on the elevated roads. Second
Stakeholder why shouldn't they?
First Stockhoder~-W Wen, If 1t were not
for the packages we could crowd Il
few more people into each car Town
aud Country.