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The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1904-04-23

Cemetery-Bulger, Gamasche an d
Edgerton.
On motion and support, Frank
King and Henry Steinback were ap-
pointed fire wardens.
On motion, the following resolu-
tion was adopted by the following
vote:
RESOLVED, That water rates must
be paid in advance in the future. and
that the clerk give notice to all de.
linquents that il water rates are not
paid in advance on or before the
10th day of each quarter, he shall
Immediately notify the marshal to
shut off the water, which will not be
opened until all arrears are paid,
with So additional costs for closing
and opening same; failing in doing
so, the clerk will be held responsible
for said rates. Any householder
that allows any person or persons to
draw water from their premises who
refuses to pay water rates, the wa
ter will be shut off without notice
and will not be opened until pen
atty Of 50 is paid, as authorized by
village ordinance.
Yeas-Bulger, Edgerton, Trudeau
and Seifert.
Nays-None.
On motion and support, the water
committe was authorized to extend
the water from the main to the Gem
etery, and also from the brickyard
to Peter Clyne's corner.
Yeas-Bulger, Edgerton, Trudeau
and Seifert.
Nays-None.
On motion and support, the hours
for opening and closing of saloons
was fixed as follows: Open, 6 a. m. !;
close IL p. m.
On motion, the following resolu-
ton was adopted by the following
vote:
w nbhEAS, ~ 10 ucctIlCu tOT tue OeSt
interest of the village that an assess
ment roll for. the present year be
completed as early as possible, be il
Resolved, That the assessor be and
is hereby directed to take the assess
ment and make an assessment roll
OF the real and personal property
within the corporate limits OF the
village before the FIRST day OF May,
A. ID. 1904, and that the per cent to
be raised on said assessment shall be
one-half OF one per cent, to consti
tute general fund, and one-half of
one per cent. to.constitute q fire
fund.
Yeas-Bulger, Edgerton, Trudeau
and Seifert,
Nays-None.
On motion and support, r. c.
Williams and p. G. Murphy were
appointed members Of board OF
review.
On motion, the council adjourned
until April 9th, at Z p. M.
G. ID. SHEA, Clerk.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1904-04-23

L'ANsE, Mich. April 18th, 1904.
An adjourned session Of the CON-
mon council of the village OF L'Anse
was called to order by President
Voetsch. There were present: Trus-
tees Bulger, Edgerton, Trudeau and
Seifert, and G. d. Shea, clerk. Alb
sent: Trustees Williams and Ca
masche. The president recon-
mended the appointment of Louis
Menard, Jr., as village marshal.
The recommendation was sustained
by the following vote:
Yeas-Bulgers Eagerton, Trudeau
aud Seifert.
Nays-None.
The official bond Of village clerk in
the sum of 81 900, with G. d. Shea as
principal, and Roger c. Williams and
George G. Jackman as sureties, was
accepted by the following vote:
Ayes-Bulger, Edgerton, Trudeau
and Seifert.
Nays-None.
The official bond OF village treas.
urer 10 the sum of $1,000, with
Charles Rambaud as principal and
Octave Sicotte and Joseph Contin as
sureties was accepted by the follow.
ing vote:
Yeas-Bulger, Edgerton, Trudeau
and Seifert.
Nays-None.
On motion, Henry Steinbach was
appointed sexton and was allowed
e25 compensation as sexton for the
past year by the following vote:
Yeas-Bulger, Edgerton, Trudeau
and Seifert.
Nays-None.
The president appointed the fol-
lowing standing committees for the
ensuing year:
Finance-W Williams, Bulger and
Trudeau.
Water and Electric Lights-Tru-
deau, Bulger and Gamasche.
Streets-Seifert, Trudeau and Ed
gerton.
Fire--Bulger, Seifert and Tru-
deau.
Health -Edgerton, Williams and
Seifert.
BY Laws-Gamssche, Seifert and
Williams.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1904-04-23

Sitting all night in a tree, tired
hungry and almost benumbed from
the cold, with pack OF wolves un-
der them,.is the experience which
Flank and Robert Anderson, OF
Wausau, Wis, had few nights ago
in the woods south of Sidaaw.
Harry Bath, who had lived in
Negaunee for nearly forty years,
was killed Tuesday morning at the
Hartford mine. About twelve tons
of rock came down on him, killing
him instantly. He was 81 years Of
age, and leaves a large family.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1904-04-23

Only a fool man would deliber-
ately make an enemy by guessing
within ten years OF woman's real
age.
Woman s hand, in connection with
her slipper, has planed very i'm
portant part in the work Of civiliza-
ton.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1904-04-23
t.Dsily. tDailye except sunday.)

$3.50 10 M .anh Ri, III o. nsggsge w oe
q half ticket. All in excess of such free allow
ance will be charged for In accordance with pub
lie hdtsrih.
Always mark name and destination on bag
gage, and make q note OF Che number Of the
check, which will aid Identification and recovery
in case Of loss.
Fortickets, time tables and other In
formation apply to
y. p. Schulz,
Ticket Agent,
vAnse, Mich
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1904-10-13
Sas Cfapi.

Der 3oologtI6e 9arten in Qmfiers
BAN, 9olano, 1T uuldugIt in ben Be
ftp zines pertbpolIsn ausgeitopTten
Sbieres getommsn. So If Elm Otapi,
elm merttpirbises Sbier, bas stpa bic
Mitte bdlt 5tpii6en benz bur9 @du6rp
In benz SertiGrseitetu BON ptterini,
Grie9enlanb, aufgefunbensn, iebt aus
geTtorbenen 9ena6otbsrium uno Der
9iraffs. Sas Otapi lit in gepiFsr
8e3iebung nit ben DiebertGuern uno
Ginbufern pertpunbt unb le6t in ben
fat unourdoringIi9en DGIbsrn bes
inneren Qfrifd, bic ii9 pom Qequator
biz gum 5neitsn 8reitegrub sritrsden.
Dor einieen Sabren purbsn &Drpsrs
t9sile oisiss I%sltensn S6teres entbedt,
sbsuio elm Stiid isines Gsles, bas Iebr
benz bes 3e6ras Gbnelt. SpGter fanO
Der T9fpsOifde Sffi5ier Gritsfon piss
Der Elm Stiid bes Sells uub 5pst S9ds
bel ieues unbefannten 8~ierfiiblsrs; bic
6unbe fpurben i'm SUM- 1901 benz Brit
tif9sn MuIsum iibsrgebsu. Seitbsm
tit es pirtli4 seluneen, oieIe isltenen
Sbiere gu eringen, aber teines tonnts
lebenoig gefangen peroeu. llebri9ens
Be aud has &olonidlmuisum I'm
part BON Serbiiren BEL 8riihel elm
o~usgeftopftes Otapi.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1904-10-13
l'urssf6idtlidrr eid)rnpalN.
esatnterefante @Hioedune iH eiHeui 9osfs
moore In Suothtpeoeu.

moore in edpidtpeoeu.
8ei Der 8ornabme bon Musi9a9s
iunssarbeitsn auf einem IA older gros
Ben Sorfmoore I'm Der 1iibI9peoifden
prObin5 S9onen fanb mar in elmer
Siefe BON % SUB mebrere WuraelItDde,
beren toIpHale 9tmeniionen @eranlafs
iuHg gu Ra9fOri9unsen untsr fa9s
mdnniI6er qnIeitung suben. Die un-
terIu9ung srgab, bdb man es NIT
einem aus Der f%ugenannten friibftdnbis
nupii6en 2aubbol5= periooe itammens
ben lleberreIt zines md9ti9en Gidens
butnes gu tbuu bate, befen bitter auf
minbeItens 5000 Sabre psranI9lust
luerbeu mub. Der gauge 0alO mar
BON elmer boben sorfI6i9t bebedt,
fpdbrenO bas @urSeIuger in elmer @ers
btnoung aus Sbon unb 6lubiuuo Elm.
gebettet f9ten. Die tonierpirenben
GigenI9aften bes Sprfs batten Tid an
ben alien StGmmen 10 nadbriidli6
selteno eema9t, bab bic 3onturen Der
0aFerbilbung Bis in bic feinIten @ins
5slbeiten ertenHbar fparen. getreffs
Der ii6rigen 9egetattou tonntsn glei9z
fails por3iigli9 erbdltene ueberreIte aes
bergen tper0en, beren 9eidaffenbeit srs
tennen Iieb, 6ab Der altebrpiirbige
Gi4enpalo pdbrenb ietnes 8eitebsns
bon ulerlei paraItens9 efpGGien unb
Snietteuset6ter bep6Itert espsisn 1T,
bic beute i'm Norben nibt mebr porfoms
men. Rebrere unter benz 3peigipert
dufgefunoenen Qbipurff6auIeln Dom
Glide batten cine ipeientli9 anbere, flas
deere 9eItalt unb breitere 4uslage, als
man iie bel benz ~beutisentass i'm Rors
ben Ie6enben @l1pilbe dntrifft. Die
3pif6en ben Gi9enitdmmsn singez
iprengts INTERPRETATION I6eint porpies
genb aus 8irte unb 6Dbre beItanbsn gu
baden. Die fpeibleu6tenbe Rinbe Der
erIteren 9dumurt Setete Ii9 berart
poblerbdIten, baB bin5use5osene SorItz
bedmte fi9 uuber Stanoe ertlGrten, bic
tallienojdbrigen 6unbItiide BON ppriGbz
rigem IbforitungsbolSe gu unteri6ei=
ben. Plus Der 9eIdaffenbsit bes linz
tergrunbes ging berbpr, oab Der @i6enz
nab gu ieinen 9ebSeiten 5lpsifsqos
einen gang anberen Stanbort einees
nommen bat ais benienieen, auf ipels
dem feline lsbten lleberreIte iebt aneez
troffen tporben finb. Msbrsre Coma
bblien1pe3ies, tpelde in Der unter benz
Sprflaeer befinbli4en SanbI6i9t aufz
%gefunben tpurben, tonnten nit qrten
ioentifi5irt perbeH, tpeIfe ben 9oben
bes nd6e be%le9enen goingesSess CUR
3eit bes bprerpGbntsn 2dubbolss 4lters
bep6Itert baden. Dieter llmitanb in
9erbinoung nit unberen eeuloeif9en
WOmenten benefit. bab Der 8alb bur9
cine YaturtdtdItropbe, anf6einenb
einen Mprdnenrutia, in ous 9eden
zines tbalpdrts belegeueu Sees bisz
lo5trt iporben tit. Sin Gbnli6er Dor
gang ereignets ii6 Dor einieen Sdbren
in benz nOrpegiI@en StTtritte 8aerbas
len. Sc tpurben oaielbft gauge DaIbs
itreden unb 9orfer bon in 9etpeauna
gerutbenen GrbmaFen gu Sbal ses
'faleift unb fanoen bier ibren Inter
qdnd.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1904-10-13
aureauifde aedtsanf6aunnaen.

Die in Ct. Petersburg erf6einenbs
nSIuoebnaia @a5eta" (@eri6tsseiz
tung) bat nsusrbings einige 6aratteris
ftti9s @bi9nitte aus BEN ariminals
tober Sorsas per0ffentli9t. Sntereiz
Iant finb BARN bic @ntlGnee an bic
Re6tsoronung etniger neiteuropGif6er
Staaten. S6einbar ean3 bdrmloIe
Sanolunsen peroen in &preu als Was
ieItGtsbeIeibigungen aufsefdbt unb
auf's Strength eedbnoet. parograpb
235 ldutet: w15 Sabre 3pangsdrbeit
Iino fir b~enienigen beItimmt, Der 6eim
@tntreteu in ben tdiierli9en palait
persiBt. bic Sbiire biutsr Ii9 gu f6liez
BEN" Der pgrobe unfusspurdgrapb"
Iuutet in toreantider GaFuns: poraz
graph 672; Dit pierSis StOdidlGs
gen ptrb ieber beiiraft, Der getban bat,
mas er ni9t tbun folte." Don Sns
terefe finO bic llnterI6isbe Der toreaniz
idsn unb suropdii6sn Rs6tsani9auz
unsen. Mitunter 3eiet bic ausbilbung
bes mDraliT6en Sefii6les bei Der piels
gsidmGbten seIben Rafe fetnere Sdatz
~tirunseu als BEL benz @urOpGer. pa
rusrapb $40 lautet: Gin @ldubiaer,
Der ietn 9urIsbsn nibt 5uriiderbalten
unb eingepiligt bat. Iid itatt beEen
nit Der 6rdu Obsr Der MaitreFs bes
S4uIoners gu begniigen, nirb nit
bunbert Stodidldgen beitraft." @sr
bt. @bfidt in RE Sbat umfebt, tpirb
barter bsftrnft. DEM Der fOlgenbe pa
rugrapb beitimmt: Gin @ldubieer,
Der fem 9arIsben nidt auriiderbalten
bat unb bic Gruu ober bic So9ter feiz
nes SduIOnsrs sebetratbet bat, unters
Iisst Der Strdfs bes G%rbrOFelns."
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1904-10-13

Rtrens SeGeto |. SaS
Sbisrpdtorium bon Sarbdrb pirb cir
RieIensS elsItop betommen, oas gr6btt
Der @eIt, tpsI6es nit einem finfFiibi.
gen Reflettor oerieben it, Sc purbt
bon benz eHgliiden Qitronomsn u. 6.
Common tonitruirt unb benz ObIsrpu.
tOrium BON sinsm dnOnpmen Gsbsr
iuml 9einenl asmdAt.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1904-10-13

- Sm WtOnat September purSsn
auf GniS Ssluno A, 563 @iumanocrer
%gelanOct, scsen 40,O72 i'm glei6en WtOs
nat Oes S%Oriabres. Die bili9en 9ai.
~ia9eraten BON Gn9laub merSeu nls Die
llria6c Der Wtebreinwanoeruns ausese.
ben.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1904-10-13
2ange pneumatt d e
O N:. -IH paax

2ange pneumattf d E
9situns. Cine pneumatiI6e R56s
renIeituns bon IS 3oa 9ur9mefer
CUR 8ef0rberung BON pOitio6en unb
pudeten 3pfasn ben StGbten gbicuap
unb Wilpaulse foI bemnG&f einae>
ridtet fperben. Die @utfernuna anti
f9en Gbtcago unb Milpautee betrGat
82.5 MeiIen, uno bic Sertenune Der
pneumatif4en RObrenIeitung lpirb in
runber Summit 100000 tojten.
Sas 9etriebsipftem, fpeldes bic Inter
nebmer antpenben, 1T tpeIentli9 pers
ihie6en bon benz bisber iibli6en pneus
matii9sn getrieb. Statt bes bisberis
gen 9%rudfpfsms ipirb elm pumpfpifem
eingefiibrt, tpobur9 bic Cuff in Der 2eis
tuug uufgefauet unb bic Senouns baun
nn6eei9idt pirb.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1904-10-13

8hr 9pusrte-@tprss Spptn.
8hr 9unirpIspr--5rtb @. airbbcH.
5lr 9prUusT-S.. ). .. SaItIp.
Cur gsrmsfu-W. y. Nit9ta.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1904-10-13
serbifde arBnnnasinfianien.

Die ferbf6en arDnungsinEanien,
heI6e Bel stnem parifsr Suipelier ans
seferti9t purben, beitebsn aus elmer
&rone, S5epter unb Rei9sapfel, pels
DE idmmtli9 aus 8ronSemetuG Der
seftellt fino. Die &rone lit iiberaus
einfa9 gsbaIten; am Stirnbauoe trGat
fe cine SnIdrift, neI9e an ben Selbens
dufitanb bon popoId erinnert. Der
Rei9sapfel lit ebsnfans aus 8rpnse
setrieben uub tueiIt tsinen Gbelteins
iamud uuf. Sagesen trGst bas Sseps
ter einen 13 aarat i9persn 8riuanteu.
Dieter Stein entitammt einem alien
Reiteridbel bes Sara @eora. 9isie
arOnungsinFgnisn rpurbm aus benz
9ron5emetalle elmer alten, unter 9dru
Geore bel benz qufftanbe su qopola
in 9%erpsnbung ssftuubenen 8anpnsn
bergeitelIt. Die 4oiten beliefen ii9 auf
circu 10000 9inars ($3532).
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1904-10-13

- Oas Gigcntbum Der ~Sin9bams
ton Seef Susar 60" wurOe in 6OIse
zines uOn Ser eriten 9ia%tiouulbaut in
SiusbamtOu. u. g., unban9is &C.
madtcn SppOtbefentinOi9unssucriab
rcus uuf Oifentli6cr SIuttiOn iiir Orn
Freis Don 100000 usrfauft.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1904-10-13
Staat.

8idter bes Sbsrsui6ts- samusI @uitins
5bcmpIpn.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1904-10-13
ScmpfratiI6c Iomiuutirncu.
q atip

8ar TrdFent-glt Tito Srrufs Tarfsr. ron
Sen gJpTf.
8Gr gis prGFssnt-Ssn @u7apng DnSis.
ron gPslt girginia.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1904-10-13

grhr Difrift-Ttmptb o. Snyts.
3ptitu 9ifnift-Jrtesrid pb.aips.
Iritin 3iitIift-6npnid Sppt.
gisrtn Dilfriit-Sbpmas u Stnerid.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1904-10-13

6duber itattcten Scr gant in
6reeIanO, einetn niht melt BON Som
Ter, Sno., 9elcgenen St6Otden, cineu
Sflllh ab, lprrngten ben Geloidrant
NIT Ognamit unO erbeuteten $4,000.
Onrf bic Grploiion muroen uiclc Be
wobner oes Stdot6eus autmerfiam &C.
maht. -
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1904-10-13

9eitelt OaS 8,asnblutt."
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1904-10-13

gIle 9eil6uttefii6cr in Saucouucr
babcn Oie 9trbeit nieOergrlc9t, 10 OaB bic
6iI6erbOote puaitdnOis obue 9emanns
uu9 iinS. Der Strcit murOe Our6
gobnitreitigtciten berbei9cfiibgt.
9Sien'S rei6iter uno b~etauntciter
SportSmann, @raf BON Degenielos
S6Onbur9, weI6cr aud WiitslieO oeS
uusarii6en S~berbauieS lift, wuroe 10.
chen in cine Srrsnauitalt 9ebra9t. Gr
lit Gin Spier oes Wtorpbiums.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-10-27
HleH-PRicEp PROSPERITY.

on July 1. 1897. not quite four
months after the Republican party
began the lease of power it has held
ever since, the average cost of food.
clothing and other necessary articles
of consumption was s72.45 per head
of our population. On Sept /, 1904.
after little over seven years OF the
blessings of Republican rules II was
1874. an increase of 1883 per head,
or sI26.95 per family of Ave.
These are the official figures pub
lished by the department of commerce
and labor. lately under the control OF
Mr. Cortelyou. They show an In
crease in the necessary cost Of living
of over IS per cent. That means that
II takes s1.35 now to buy the thing a
dollar would have bought in 1897. II
means that in order to be even just
man who was earning a dollar day
in 1897 ought to be getting sl.35 now,
that one who was earning 81 ought
now to be getting s2.70 and that one
who was earning s. ought to draw
s4.05.
Have workmen In general noticed
such an increase in their wages.--
New York World
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-10-27
PARKER AS A MANAGER.

Judge Parker has never been
known excepting as a jurist of great
ability and distinction, but his adapt
ability to environment has been con
spicuously manifested in the reveal
ments which he has made as a politi-
cal manager.
Tom Taggart was supposed to be
a wonder. Pat McCarren has been
often tried and found not wanting,
Blue-eyed Billy Sheehan Is recognlz-
ed as past grand master in the
game of politics. Senator German
has been looked upon as almost Del
phic in his wisdom. Leader Murphy
is beyond doubt no novice else he
would not be at the head of the
Tammany organization And there
are others.
But all together while doing well.
were not doing we'll enough. They
gave forth indications and promises
of success, but they gave forth no
certainty Of success and the country
was at sea.
Leaving his porch at Esopus. Judge
Parker came to New York and took
command, since which time he has
shanged the tenor of things. New
life and added strength have been
thrown into the campaign. Doubt
has given way 10 certainty. Those
who hesitated have girded up thei.'
loins and gone forth to do battle.
Those who were engaged in the con-
iict have received encouragement
and good cheer.
Judge Parker has shown himself to
be a political manager unequaled
since the days of Martin Van Buren,.
He is wise but not machiavellian. He
is Straightforward, rugged and hon
est. qualities that the American PEG
pie admire.
Since taking hold Of the helm there
is talk of landslides here and there.
and all friction has been removed ana
unity and good feeling have been
manifest.
Judge Parker is revealing himself
In unexpected ways to the country
and always in most admirable ways.
Memphis Commercial-Appeal.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-10-27
GIVES MILLIONS TO MISSIONS.

In vine.clad house near Way
cross. in Georgia lives woman mis-
sionary worth $l2,0o0oo0. She Is a
niece OF the late multi-millonaire
Cecil Rhodes, whose fortune at the
time of his death was estimated at
s60.000.00o Her name is Mary Vir-
ginia Rhodes Baker She proposes
TO establish a congress of missions
and to build large mission schools
throughout the country. This has
been the dream Of her life. II shall
spend all the money for that" she
says, simply. When she received the
news OF her fortune Mrs. Baker was
holding an open air meeting near
singing, praying and ex-
horting. Negroes and poor whites
formed the congregation.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-10-27

How a man rlav have the effect Of
beautiful sentiment lost to him was
illustrated to-day in Lafayette Place.
where free drinking fountain has
bren erected by the Woman's Chris
tim Temperance Union of New York.
In bronze letters over the front the
following is inscribed, He who
drnketh here shall thirst again, but
he who drinketh at the fountain of life
shall never know thirst" The ladle
OF the fountain was originally supplied
with long chain. but boy who con-
ducts a boot-cleaning stand near by
has discovered a way to increase his
patronage. He has put knot In tie
chain, and the unwary passerby who
stops to slake his thirst invariably
spills the water over his shoes. Then
the boy begins to work. AT each mis-
hap he shouts out to the victim:
Have your shoes polished again, mis-
ter ?'-Pittsburg Dispatch.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-10-27
THE CHRISTMAS FELLOWS.

Gettin close to Christmas, an you
hear EN-, every day;
How long Is it away
How long is it away?
They're thinkin' of the runD.n' of
the reindeer, with the sleigh;
I. How long is II away
Till Christmas?
Bless 'em-lhtle Fellows-with the
rosy cheeks of May
How hong II is away
How long is IL away"
There is no sweeter language that
the shiny angels say:
How long is II away
Till Christmas?"
An the old folks get to thinkin'-
with furrowcd brows an gray:
How long il seems away
How long 1t seems away"
An they are as little children. as
for those they love they pray:
God keep the little fellows
To their Christmasl"
Frank l. stanton in Atlanta Con
stitution
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-10-27
"ALL IN THE CUT"
Religion or clothes, One Must Keep
Up with the Times.

Religion or Clothes, One Must Keep
Up with the Times.
William Dean Howclls was at, Ok
ford, where an honorary degree had
been conferred upon him He was
walking down the High street with an
aged fellow of Brasenose college The
talk turned to the passing of one, lit
terary school and the rise Of another.
end the Oxford man said;
Il am reminded of an old clergyman
used to know in Woodstock.
"He was very old. The only person
in his parish of equal age with him
was a tailor. and the tailor and he
were great friends. They often called
on one another.
Wei one evening the clergyman
sat in the tailor's shop. He was quiet
and thoughtful. He gazed into the fire
in silence for long time. Finally he
said with sigh:
James, can't tell why 1t Is that
or congregation is getting smaller
ard smaller. ] am sure | preach as
well as yer did, and | must have
gathered a great deal Of wisdom and
experience since first came among
you. 80. a
All. sir ss,d The flor, sadly, old
prrsons. rrv ada.s, are IKE old tailors.
am sure 7 COW "a we'll as ever did,
and ny cls,' Is he same, or better.
but ii's the cut the new cut-tbat
beats ne.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-10-27
SATAN AS A LANDLORD.
Spot of Earth Owned by Monarch Of
the Underworld.

the Underworld.
There is only one spot on the
earths surface that has actually been
willed, decided and bequeathed to his
Satanic Majesty. This spot lies four
miles and half south of Helsingfors.
Finland. A few years ago Lara Hui
lariene died in the little town of Pie
lisjarvi, in the above named country,
leaving considerable property in the
shape of landed estate. How he had
come into possession of SO much land
no one seemed TO know, but as he was
a very bad citizen it was generally adj
mitted that he was In league with
Wintshausu (Satan). and that they
had many business deals with each
other. This somewhat startling opn-
ion was. verified when among old Hui
lariene's papers a certified warranty
deed was found which decided to- Satan
alt his earthly possessions. The WI
was to the same effect The family
have repeatedly tried to break the
will, but so far have been unsuccess
full; thus the records plainly show that
his Sulphuric Majesty has legal
right to some excellent ground in the
near vicinity OF Helsingfors. The sim.
pie people of the neighborhood have
changed the course of the road which
formerly skirted the Huilariene home
stead, and declare that they would not
enter the possessions of Satan and Co,
for all the money that the three ese
tates would bring.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-10-27
Woman Mountain Climber.

By far the most expert woman
mountaineer in the world is Mrs. Fan
ry Bullock Workman. In the Hima'
layas she has climbed to an altitude Of
22,56S feet. On the same occasion
er husband broke the worlds record
Tor men by 311 feet, by climbing 49,.
"a feet up a mountain 24,479 feet
high. Mrs. Workman is of medium
height, and there is nothing in her APP
pearance to suggest the strength she
las displayed in some of her wonder
iul feats.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-10-27
LoUlsIANA's VOTE.

Evidently they have no fear Of
black political supremacy down in
Louisiana. The total registration In
the state shows that there are 1872.
523 white and only 1.147 coiore1
voters registered. The negro vote
has practically dropped out Of the
count One result of this state OF
affairs and Of the one-sidedness oi
politics in Louisiana is the encour-
agement Of the popular indifference
to the duty Of citizenship at elections.
The census Of 1900 places the nun
Der q males Of voting age in Louis
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-10-27
POINTS ABOUT PEOPLE

Cpriano Castro. president OF Venez-
uels. lives in a house built entirely
Of steel
Jacques Lebaudy. Emperor Of Sa-
hara." is worth se.oOer. He Is in
Berlin studying military tactics.
Col Pick" Jones. roommate OF I'd
gar Allan Poe at West Point. is dead
a. Austin. Tex. aged 90 years.
Count Tolstoi writes tdst 7 have
two sons in the battlefield and anxi-
ETY. for them gives me not a moments
rest"
Scotland claims 20 have he Oldest
twins in the wOrld-Thomas A and
George Hin Melville of Fife. They
are % wears old.
Among the recent visitors al Der.
lin was Pasha Mustafa Ksmei. editor
u the Arabic paper. Al Lewa. lie Is
barely 30 years Of age.
President Remsen Of Johns Hop
kins agrees with President Eliot Of
Harvard tia. three years Is Ions