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The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1904-12-23
Lodge Directory.

BlGHAM LODGE NO. go y. "A. NJ.
Regular meeting In Masonic Hall Saturday
befor, FOL m IN In caeh month.
Visiting members are invited TO attend.
G. $. Mum. wM
JB RsyiL sec'y.
CRITrESDES CHATTER NO. o.
Meets Saturday night after full nom In each
month. ?. c stephens. n. 2.
J. r. KsyiL Scc'y.
wGSGATE EOUNcIL No.M
Meets snd Mobdsy niFht In each month.
}. q. Gilbert. 7. IN.
I.B. Ks,iL Sec'y
BLACKWELL LODGE no. 81. KNIGHTS
or PYTmAS.
Meet In X u 2 Hall even Friday night
frufn Ocioi.cr o. April Inclusive. and 2nd and Oh
FritiaY nirhta frrrn NAY 60 September inclusive
Al visiting members ~ lister lodgcs are in,it.
al Co attend
Wm. 4 Nrro Cancslor Commander.
Sandy Adams X r. ami s.
MARioS LODGE so. AoU.w
Meets o. and lrd Monday nights in Naaoni,
Han D. s hrasseIl NV.
n l. wlhurn. Rccuricr.
ROSEWOOD CAMP 80. WOW
Lodge Hcyts In Mas,nic Han ths mi and itl
TUESDAY niFhs n each nonth Al vis,tin,
rnsmlsr' srr invited 10 attend
va. CLARK. Coo. Con.
~ RAmaFs. Secl.
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CONVERSATION "DoNTs."

Don't Indulge len personalities They
invariably wturn worse tlnp they
started uui
prnt mention family fcuds II en-
harris.,7. Tive l-iynv. aud yuu nrv sun
a. vep't Dc
Don't iilk ~ the cost of things II
give, thr rich l yhiuv fur husiful.
ucss anil mty bc embarrassing to thu
pupr
I,uut Un ynur personal Interests.
Occupations. bui-~ % aspirations. No
lssly want, o. hr1r them Hud y0i give
your dlsu.N o. murirl stab
Isnbt Discus, ,hItru % sou have
auy tbv ,hiuy,- br iOu nv tur.ng
thuSc who have mot u you have NOME
you aur Sutr to bc inevitably wouud,ug
tho>e who have
noUy discus, du>. Tho hjy Who.,
v,euug gown Nuu ate ,ouriug may
have cnrpc dir-yt FROM Paris wearing
the newest Trims. and The whole sub
icct L. hrclv,- uuc anyway llar
pcr's Murkly
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k'wsn U.s. difficult language 10
learn 1r.Blul rrur- av likely Ia lead
a fuplLu,r m,u -rrit embarrassment.
u Wus unl, See smallest mistake umt
lvl an iWum,Jouvi Urr1rhvr a. warn
his congregation that unless they ~.
prui,i tlci would be- rvlvgatcd to IN
vclhr' the KOREAN Woni- for cllat
and The neither wurld being almost
Identical IN like manner the STORY
u Lazarus. who Tell alex. was told "
a SUNDAY school class with an unau.
ihorised ending The native form ot
expression IL entering n sickness .
AMI by q trlfllns confusion the teacher
was made to declare that Lazarus en-
terrd . bottle.
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We are still headquarters
for cook stoves. ranges and
heaters.
Marion Hardware Co.
II you know q news item do not
b. backward about telling !, TO a
member 81 the RnOaD force. II
viii be appreciated.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1904-12-23
Court Officials and
County Officers.

CWuU ltmE-l. 7, CONDOR.
CouNuNwruru \rrRNil[lno
l.. Gmyoi.
CovNN lumr-Naron ToWvry.
SmUu-l. Watts lamb.
CuvNrY ArrpWNr' Carl llrndcr
son.
CmrW CHWE-luhu e.. Asher.
twNN CuNk-C. = Weldon.
A,.I-uE-G 7 Kit.
luW-A II Travis.
S,uuoL Str'r-luo. h. Paris.
JoWoNB-W. \. lolrunu.
SrUvfNoW-l. T.. Sullmgcr.
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ton not The doll thought she began TO
feel u soflenng in her feet. she didn't
Know what II meant. but II frightened
her II extended 20 her legs. then she
fell II IN her arms and nt last In her
face aud neck \ log Of wood fell
down on the cOals. aud the fire blazed
higher hotter than ever The doll fel'
herself melting away.
You're golug," said the boy figure
on the mnntrl. TITS Just m well; the
world isn't nh like this household,
MS Iust ~ well. echoed the girl
Image Your beauty will not have To
fade
Of" don't want 10 CO." cried the doll
munrufnlly Il want 10 stay with my
bluc eyed boy The world may be full
~ sadness. but there must be pleasure
NJ we'll. for II Is here"
There was something so plnlntlve In
her voice that even the hinges refrain
ed frlm any further remarks The ire
blnycl hotter and the wax. which had
rs Get only Softened began 10 melt
Something -pattcrcd on the floor. II
was q drop ~ melted wax.
oh. That her little boy would get up
and move her back from the lire. Hut
he slept on peacefully. and ~ she had
no yolcc for real children she couldnt
call 10 him.
~ the doll felt that she was melting
away Drop by drop she fell ON the
floor The room. with lis rich hang
ings the children sleeping, the hrellglii
pickering. the shadows and. above all
the memory of her brief existence for
after M. a doll can only exist seemed
90 be gradually fading AWAY. She Sigh
81 10 think that she couldn't have beer
born With soul. 10 he lovcl and -
on loving forever. that she could mol
grow up like a real child Ia see the IN
folding Of ~ the wonderful things II
the world passing from one cNistcnc'
20 another instead Of going out alto
geiher Then she thought that sh'
might never have been born at MI
never have had the one glimpse II thi
happy household. the one Christina.
the blue eyed boy and her single da!
81 love So she said Il can't under
stand H. I will try not 10 murmur. bu
trust that IL j. all Tor the best "
And thsn-und then she awokc, tn
horror 81 melting had only been
drcam She had fallen asleep bcfor
the hoi arr hut some Kind hand ha
drawn thy chair bBck and boz fc'
muucuts sic WIS arniu cla-rrd loo III
fond arm. Of hcr hlHr cycl boy
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1904-12-23
Church Directory.

METHODIST CHURCH.
PASTOR, J. r. McAfec.
PREACHING. every Sunday at II am.
SUNDAY School every Sunday at 93O a. m.
Prayer Meeting every Wednesday night
BAPTIST CHURCH.
PASTOR. Rev. 7. A. Conway.
PREACHING, End and 4th Sundays at II a. m
and at night
SERMON AND BUSINESS MEETING End Saturday
night
SUNDAY School every Sunday at $50 a. IN.
PRAYER MEETING every Thursday night
CUMBERLAND PRESBYTERIAN.
PASTOR. Rev. ]. +. Price.
PREAculSG LIST and 3rd Sundays in each
month.
SUNDAY SCHOOL opens at $50 a. m. every
Sunday.
TEACHERS MEETING Is held at church every
Tuesday att p. M
FIRST PRESBYTERIAN.
PASTOR Rev. S. J. Martin.
PREACHING. lst Bird and 9Th Sundays and
nghls
SUNDAY School every Sunday at go a. m.
PRAYER MEETING every Wednesday night.
CHRISTIAN CHURCH.
PASTOR, Elder II. A. Mcdonald. Cadiz. Ky.
PREACHING. End and Srd Sundays In each
month at II n. m. and at night,
SUNDAY School oven Sunday at go a. m.
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The Prince
of Peace -
Sunday School Lesson for Dec. 25.l904
Prepared by the Highway and
Byway" Preacher.
Copyright, 1904, BY in. Edson.,

LESSON TEXT Isaiah sl-7; Memory
verses s, I Read also Luke's account OF
the birth OF the Christ In Luke 2l-2O.
GOLDEN TEXT. His name shall be
called Wonderful Counsellor, The MigAty
God. The Everlasting Father, The Prince
OF Peace Isaiah go
TIME.-This prophecy was probably ut
tered some time In the reign Of Ahaz, father
Of Hezekiah. 1916 B. G.
PLACE Jerusalem. the home OF the
prophet
Introductory Note.
These verses from the prophecy OF Isaiah
which form the basis Of our Christmas les
son are the concluding portion Of the proph-
ecy Of Chapter >. the "Neyertheless' OF the
opening verse indicating "A contrast between
the judgments and calamities enumerated
In chapter and the promise Of the Light
and the Prince Of Peace. given In the hrst
seven verses Of chapters.
The ambiguity Of much Of the text " re-
moved by the Revised version, especially In
the third and nth verses. The third verse
reads. Thou hast multiplied the nation
thou hast Increased their JOY" etc. The
I nth verse: "FOr all the armours OF the
larmed men IN the tumuit. and the garments
rolled In blood shall be for burning, for Tue
7 Of fire" To appreciate the condition OF sir
/ and desOlation Of the nation. Implied IN the
term darkness ~ u result OF the corrupt
reign Of Ahaz. during which period thli
prophecy was uttered. We must turn bach
TO Isaiah and 2Kings i6i-s. and the para
lei passage In Chronicles But great dark
ness has The proulse Of Greater Light
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1904-12-23
Outside Appointments
of Our Local Preachers.

Rev. S. J. Martin. 2nd Sunday and night. Tolu;
5th Sunday. ounds.
Rev. 7 A. Conway. ard Sunday. Rock Springs.
Rev. w. 7. Oakley. lat Sunday. Mt Carmel. End
Sunday Bells Mines. ari Sunday. sogAr Grove.
80. Sunday Craynevile.
Rev. T. c. Carter lat Sunday. Pond Fork 2nd.
Sunday. Kuttawa. ard Pinkneyyille ith Salem.
Rev. y. y. Blackburn. ist Sunday. DolAsoni ard
Sunday. Walnut Grove. 9TH. Crooked Greek.
Rev Jas ,. Price. End Sunday Lisman. 4th
Sullivan.
Rev. U. G. Hughes. l., Sunday. EmnAus
eth. Oh Salem.
Rev. J. s. HEINZ. lat Sunday. Union: md. Dun
Spring. 9Th. Shady Grove. Services held both
SATURDAY and Sunday.
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City Government.

J " uius. IT,. MAYOR
J. a. Kc,il JUDGE
J e Huurland. Ci.ERk
~ X Words TREASURE
IN. a Mparc. ATTORNEY.
As Cannan. CiliEf n POLICE
CuvNCttMEN- ,. uaynes q. G. Graz.
a. Cophsr Louis Clihoa 7 J. Yan.isii. and
~ low Cook.
REGULAR rn,,t.nr of Cts Ccabol s,yuui Tues.
iai nsht .n each mouth
CtrY COURT 6ui Nousls, In each month
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1904-12-23
Court Calendar.

CIRCUIT COURT con,yn,s un ths thipi Non.
dsy In March tho f,ur'h In June and Oh, third in
Nu,rul-f.
dai IN sagh u1rnth
QUARTERLY COURT con,cnss on ti,s fcufih
Mot.ay In each nonth
FISCAL COURT con,ynst ~ the frst TUESDAY
,n Arril and Octolst
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1904-12-23
CHRISTMAS IN MEXICO.
How the Dsy .. Celebrated In the
Land OF DiaA


Land ot Diaa
ln MrNI,, Christmas eve IL observed.
Ne In spain. with the Nochc nucna
The STREETS and plaus arc throngci
With people ~ all the shop windows ~
gay and brilliant Ia their holiday a.
tire none !, ~ bright as the cunfcctlon.
crs Nowhere u The confcvtlourr art
carried 10 greater perfection. N
midnight " the Noclc Bucnu all Mex
leo forsakcs ~ pleasures aud repairs
o. The Miss del Gallo. or mas. of thr
Curk. high mass ~ The most impug
ing character which. IN every one of
the magnificent temples rcar,vi by the
Catholic yhurrh In the CITY ot Mexico
T. celebrated exactly a. midnight on
Christmas eve or morning tn yommcm
outc thr saviour birth Al the
churhc~ have zen augmented choIr iud
large ourhrstr specially engaged tur
the ucrnslon The mass i celebrated
With every vonrdmitnni that Cau
hcightvu 10. rfcct aud grandeur
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1904-09-16
Caterpillars and Grubs.

+ is altogether surprising what cater
pillars and grubs can survive and ap-
pear to like IT, Some mites live on
strycinine, eating it with ayidity.
Professor Attfield tried the same fare
on cheese mites, and UP to so per cent
OF strychnine they lived and thrived as
perhaps only mites can be expected to
do Over so per cent Of poison they
found to be al error Of diet and
promptly died There is sort of cater
pillar which lives on magnesia; one
wonders vaguely whether a perpetual
course of magnesia is not found some
what enervating. But, then, the cater
pillar is a being wholly depraved,
which nothing can kill The grub Of
the fur moth particularly is an indis-
criminate feeder, liking wool as readily
as fur and a horses hide as we'll as
either, and will dine heartily on such
poetic fare as butterflies wings. And
it is destruction personiied, taking a
wanton pleasure in cutting off multi
tude of hairs more than it can possibly
require, and nothing seemingly can kill
it. Turpentine, sea salt, tobacco and
sulphur fumes-these remedies" only
drive it away, that is all, as the pas
sengers in Hans Andersen's coach used
a sprig Of myrtle to drive away the
f1ies.-London Globe
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1904-09-16
The Dainty Ant.

Ants have no set time for brushing
up, but certain conditions plainly incite
thereto, as when they feel particu-
larly comfortable, as after eating or
after awakening from or before going
to sleep. The keen sense of discom-
fort aroused by the presence of dirt
incites to cleansing. Often one may
see an ant suddenly pause in the midst
of the duties OF field or formicary and
begin to comb herself. Here is noun
tain mound maker driven by the pas
sion of nest building to the utmost
fervor of activity. Suddenly she drops
out Of the gang Of yellow workers and,
mounting a nearby clod, poses upon her
hind legs and plies teeth, tongue and
comb. For few moments the aim of
being is centered upon that act. Around
her coign of vantage sweeps to and fro
the bustling host of builders with all
their energies bent upon reconstruct
ing their ruined city. She combs on
unconcernedly. From top Of head to
tip of hind legs she goes, smoothing
out ruff1ed hairs and removing atoms
Of soil invisible to human eyes. Her
toilet is ended at last.-H. c. McCook
in Harpers Magazine.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1904-09-16
A Courageous Soldier.

Admiral Wilson of the British navy
won his Victoria cross at the battle Of
Ell Teb in 1884. There was gap in the
square, and five or six of the enemy
made a vicious rush forward, attempt
ing to get inside. Captain Wilson, who
was present with the naval brigade,
advanced to meet them alone, but his
sword broke in the cndeavor to cut one
of the intruderS down. Hereupon the
officer, instead of beating hasty re-
treat. stood his ground and began
bowling over the enemy with his fists.
Either from the nature of the ground
or, as the record puts it, ''the surpris-
ing nature of his attack Captain Will
son escaped with a few wounds and
was rescued by the square closing IN
round him. Sir Redvers Butler de-
scribed the act as the most courageous
he ever witnessed.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1904-09-16
Ocean CannibaIs.

Such fierce carnivorous fishes as ex-
list in the depths of the ocean are un-
known at the surface. There is a
'black swallower' which devours Oth"r
fnny creatures ten times as big as it
self, literally climbing over it's victim,
first with one jaw and then with the
other Another species is nearly all
mouth, and having no power Of loco
motion it lies buried in The soft ooze at
the bottom, it's head alone prOtruding,
ready to engulf any prey that may
wander into it's cavernous jaws. There
is a ferocious kind of shark, resembling
a huge eel All Of these monsters are
black as ink. Some of them are per-
fectly blind, while others have enor-
nous, goggling eyes. No ray Of sun
light ever pierces the dark, unfathomed
caves in which they dwell. Each
species is gobbled by the species next
bigger, for there is no vegetable life
to feed on.-Spare Moments.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1904-09-16
Votes and Kisses.

In the letters of William Cowper the
poet, is an interesting description of
some old fashioned political campaign
tactics in England: I'VE were sitting
yesterday after dinner, the two ladies
and myself, very composedly and with
out the least apprehension of any sch
intrusion in Our snug parlor, one lady
knitting, the other netting, and the
gentlemen winding worsted, when to
our unspeakable surprise a mob APP
peared before the window, q smart
rap was heard at the door, the boys
hallooed and the maid announced Mr..
Grenville. Puss-one Of the tame hares
was unfortunately let out of her box,
so that the candidate, with all his good
friends at his heels, was refused adj
mittance at the grand entry and re-
ferred to the back door as the only pos
sible way of approach. In minute
the yard, the kitchen and the parlor
were filed Mr. Granville. advancing
toward me, shook me by the hand with
a degree of cordially that was eX-
tremely seducing. When the confer
ence ended, Mr.. Grenville squeezed my
hand again. kissed the ladies', and with
drew. He kissed likewise the maid in
the kitchen and seemed upon the whole
most loving. kissing, kind hearted
peutle,OoD
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1904-09-16
The Human Neptune.

1t is doubtful if there ever was a
sturdier human Neptune than Captain
Webb, whose memorable exploit in
crossing the English channel will al
ways be remembered: 1t was mere
ill luck-a fatal chance-which tossed
him against rock in the Whirlpool
rapids of the Niagara river and ended
his life Lord Byron was a marvel in
the water. He eQualed the feat Of
Leander in propelling himself across
the Hellespont without aid or relief
from any quarter, and before him
beamed no reckoning signals, glances
and smiles from an incomparably beau
tiful Hero. But even Byron never
swan across the English channel AS
the champion OF the silver streak Of
sea Webb was the wonder Of the ages.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1904-09-16
FARMERS MONTH
AT WORLDS FAIR
Biggest Department of the Great EXPOSE
ton Ready For the Inspection of the
Army of Men Who Made Its
Creation Possible.

Now that crops have been or are be-
ing laid by. the farmer prepares for his
trip to the Worlds Fair. treat that
has long been promised him and for
which he has patiently waited. No ex-
position has offered so many induce
ments for the farmers presence as this
one at st. Louis, nor has any previous
exposition given the prominence and
space to the subject of agriculture.
August and September are ostensibly
the farmers months at the Exposition.
for 1t Is at this season that the agricul-
ture exhibits are the fres hest and best.
Products of the new crops are pouring
into the booths from every state in the
Union, and additions are constantly
being made to the gorgeous display.
Headquarters for visiting farmers
may be found in every state section Of
the great Agriculture Palace. but for
their special convenience there has just
been completed Grange House. stu
ated in the south end of the building.
1t is equipped with a reception room.
ladies' retiring rooms and check rooms,
where parcels may be left free of
charge. Here will be kept list of
moderate priced rooms TO aid visiting
farmers and their families in procuring
accommodations.
The largest building on the grounds
is the Palace of Agriculture. covering
twenty acres, while the Palace of Hor-
ticulture near by covers about a third
as much space. These two immense
structures are filled with exhibits of
the farm, garden and orchard of the
most extensive and elaborate character.
every state in the Union and most Of
| the principal countries Of the world
being represented.
Agriculture is given more prominence
than any other department at the Ex-
position. the paramount Importance OF
| this great industry having been fully
appreciated from the very beginning
| Of the Worlds Fair movement.
| About seventy acres of ground are
covered by the agriculture and horti-
| culture department at the Fair. large
outdoor spaces being devoted to this
| industry. Outside there are growing
crops, trees and flowers. IN instructive
six acre farm maintained by the Unit
| ed States Government Plant Industry.
and gardens in all parts of the grounds
There are more exhibits in the Agri-
| culture building than in any other Sec
ton of the Exposition. This building
is considered by many people the most
| interesting part of the Worlds Fair.
| The exhibits in the palaces of Agri-
culture and Horticulture constitute a
display vast enough and instructive
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1904-09-16
HyDnOtiC influence.

An extraordinary story Of the impos1-
ton of one will upon another was told
before the psychological section of the
British Medical association at Oxford.
Dr. Eldridge- Green said that he was
talking with patient on the subject
of hypnotism. The patient, a lady Of
more than average force Of character,
said she defed any man to send her
to sleep and make her do as he wished.
II told her it was not necessary to send
her to Sleep" said the doctor, ''and
added, You will wake at 5 o'clock to-
morrow morning and will send me a
post card despite your own wishes to
say no. 1 got that post card. 1t was
somewhat to this effect: I have been
trying not to write to you, but l did
wake at g."
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1904-09-16
Likes a "Noseys Clerk.

"That new salesman" remarked a
floorwalker in a Broadway haberdash-
er's store to the proprietor, seems to
be an inquisitive sort of fellow When
business is slack he noses about, look
ing at everything on the shelves, eX-
aiming tags and peeping, into boxes
that are not strictly in his department.
l think I'll speak to him"
You will please do nothing of the
Sort" answered the proprietor. Clerks
who nose about, as you express it, in
stead of posing by tie door, are the
young men who know exactly what
goods we have in stock and where to
find them. They do not keep a Gus
toner waiting while they run to you
or me and risk losing sale. There is
nothing about my stock that l don't
want my clerks to know. would rath-
er they find out for themselves than
go running to you for information
New York Press.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1904-09-16
Good Bread For Dyspeptfcs.

Pulled bread is served at several o"
the best restaurants, and it is not only
palatable, but much better for people
inclined to be fat or dyspeptic than or
binary bread. When kneading the
bread for baking do it in such way
that the grain will be lengthwise Of the
loaf. When baked and before it is
cold remove the crust, pull the loaf
into halves and again into quarters
lengthwise Of the loaf. Keep dividing
it until the bread is of the es.-'ed
shape; it is usually in long pieces about
two inches in circumference. Place
the pieces on a rack, put in a pan and
dry out the moisture in a slow oven
and color light brown.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1904-09-16
The Forests Of the Amazon.

According TO some astronomers the
greenish patches on the planet Mars
indicate woodland regions, and scien-
fist predicts that centuries after the
rest of this earth has become as barren
as the mountains of the moon Marian
astronomers will still distinguish here
bright green spots of considerable ex-
tent near the east coast of South Amer
ica The forests of the Amazon valley,
he thinks, are practically determination
proof. An average Of 1000 rank trees,
shrubs and creepers cover every acre
of ground and years neglect is
enough to obliterate all traces Of the
most thorough clearing. A film Of spon-
taneous vegetation soon covers the de-
serted field, trees shoot up and the
sylvan deities resume their ancient
SWGV
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1904-09-16
Wire Fire Extinguishers.

In factories where inflammable ma
terials are made small fires are very
apt to break out, and unless their prog
ress is at once stopped the results may
be serious. In varnish factories the
fire extinguisher consists Of a mesh Of
very fine wires. Should jar of var
nish become ignited, a workman seizes
the net, which is always kept ready at
hand, and pops it over the vessel con-
tanning the burning liquid. The wires
conduct off the heat so quickly that
the flames have no time to spread and
soon die out
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1904-09-16
What Is Life?

In the last analysis nobody knows,
hut we do know that it ia nnd~r strict
law Abuse that law even slightly. pain
results. Irregular living means derange-
ment of the organs. resulting in Consti.
nation, Head .che or Liver trouble DR..
Kings New Life Pills quickly ra- adjusts
this. It's gentle, yet tn rough. Only
25c at ii. j. Stangl's drug store
Every one has to clap his hands In
applause when he doesn't mean it, but
1t is "a pleasing sort Of hypocrisy.
Atchisona Globe.