New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-09-30


much space between the lines DO you give me FOR
There will be the ordinary space str-
Il should like my lines. you know. TO take uu a
The yoaag man at the counter opened hi. ewes
very wide
i want something that viii attract the att.n-
7 think YOU had better see the propri-tors. SIR:
oh 9oU can drop Your LADIES' 20 col spare YOUR
Iunny man, and your leading articles for a day
so all say, sir; hut the editor YOU know sir
ne has views as 10 the way the paper ought 10 be
-, Never mind let him leave out anything he
Is the notice want put in
.zs s g9Sd sir that IT Will 1ba Be i2o
uqderestimate I will give. you check"
The young looked knowingly at colleague
and gently tapped his forehead with his fore
BERTHE at breakfast next mSgning s7zsd in cd
the first time he had the satsfantion " Of seeing
himself in print His contribution took up one
bold letters. follows:
FIVE PogSSg9zz REWARD
A young person Of Attractive Appear1nc
Brown Hair,
Engaging Manners.
sometimes mes, answers TO the name OF Eva. OK no
ing the same TO the same~vis. f. PiIknghame.
Esq. No. rs Grosvenor Squsre-will be rewarded
Questions asked
Money is said 10 be tight At present" said BERTHE
70 himself; I'VE shall see what happens" Things
began TO happen very soon.
About hour after breakfast Lord Bobby drove
settled himself IN an armchair with dolefuI face
and his shoulders round his ears
That's nice thing 10 do said Lord Bobby.
wrathfuly fourishns a copy Of The Morning
BeTtie looked up with a wan smile. "Ah. my
she ay when i Sou 90 things SE al Ike
But she went away before did it. thought
'' II call Iii il G lorstrous."
call what monstrous old mani?
Not offering more than five pounds Why. she's
10 me YES: but not to anybody else. thought
Where do you think she has gone
Who knows? Why should advertise IL I knew
She has some cousins of n distant kind in Man
chester. She once mentioned some people that she
The ave pounds would not cover the railway
I might be willing to consider a claim for ex-
Lord Bobby was silent and thoughtful for little
while I'm awfully sorry for YOU old man, but
can't help feeling that YOU nave done good deal
you. only I didn't ike TO Interfere
she mentioned thai YOU had been suggesting that
she should DO something of the kind
You must have misunderstood what she said"
Probably said BERTHE. dryly.
anyhow, Will do ny best TO get her back for
Every little helps" said BERTHE.
There was 4 knock at the door. and Samson Ell
There's two persons. sir. male and female
Show them in said BERTHE. YEARLY.
Samson ushered In the persons. The male came
first He seemed an honest fellow Of the sandwich
man class and shufhed IN nervousIy he was pull
She too seemed worthy Wore skirt Of vivid
RaT and au: Poss6 engaging n anhe q Her
occupation might have been the selling OF flowers.
y must 60 now" said Lord Bobby. II won't
..Qh MOI No hurry" said BERTHE ''wsur'
Good mornn'. sir
Good morning
e EARN YOU'D lawst Il Idly. wtv BRAIN ai-
mime OF Heya. sir; I lust appened ter be strollin
every hdy WV BRAIN air as c'ud see when
its upon the very one SIR. Just by accident like
hanxtous about 'er SIR an She wishes me ter say
Ter come ONE gain an let 5vG ca ms 6e bSr w5
an no offence sir its a ot bit o. waIkin' from
you're in good ealth. sir"
Bert,e looked al the pair in some establishment
''Cia5"' said Lord Bobby I'm glad il has ended
What on earth"- BERTHE began.
That's i'm eh2 said The man. That's Yer
sorrowin' 'usbardc''
10 yusi'' said the lady that's i'm. 'Ow ara
I'm AFRAID you've made mistake. ny man.
No. nv. dear fellow" said Lord. Bobby; 40
she has come back How do you do Mrs. Pilking-
hame2 In so glad it's al over Now 1 can leave
He shook hands with the lady.
Don't be a fool" said Berre. with some tr-ita-
"Aistike,'' said the man trucuIertIy. as he pro-
Wot ahaht this ere7 d We think Ia a,e brought
'er back II yer admit arsked to- An promised
five pahnds. too, Wot ave / walked from White
chapel fer. that's wot I vent ter know And
he slapped the open page with a Srimy
Don't make much noise or I'll have YOU
chucked out You can take this woman back 20
The man opened his mouth 70 say something
yos SGs r s6e a 9y 9gn not uth IN awe
my conjoogial rights. II l ave 20 so before the
Beak get en-
%I%r.aps ed better" said the lady dehaatly
NO. no. said Lord Bobby; he won't 81 as far
that" ,-.-.
up from his chair Are YOU going. shall
I have 70 get YOU Chucked OUT
Is she Your wife or ain she SAID the man
Yes yes said Lord Bobby. anxious 10 prevent
riot IL p, ssble; ''Of course she is. But YOU
mustn't exasperate Mr. PiIkinghame: he IS rather
hastv NJ times but he doesn't mean IT, You have
20 learn how manage him
Berthe very nearly seized Lord Bobby by ths
throat TIE voice 81 the lady distracted his At
feft i'm alone bit, Ell But that'lI be all right
You aint Goin 20 lose yer air wiz ne. Berttee'
RArtte fumed in inpOtent
Gimme my five duid. an yer won eaten me in
terteyin again Rtween 4 man an is mtSstS. 70
ain't no boomi1' cop. nOhow."
'C;et out" said Berthe or III ca! in the police
no violence: two can ply that giIne.
Lord Bobby FASTENED between them ard lowered
the gertrmars uplftsd ts'. The lady hung
10 Berries arm
..I'ray he calm. evcrybody.' said Lord Bobby
''Tot ave 7 walked al the wye from WhitechapeI
fer that's want ter know
so do l." said BERTHE. struggling 20 get himself
free from the lady the door opened and sam
son appeared once more
There's two persons asking 10 YOU. sir; shall
I show them in?'