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The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-07-08
II Paws to Read Newspapers.

Cox, Wis, July 4.-Frank M. Rus
sell of this place, had Kidney Disease
so bad that he could not walk. He
tried Doctors treatment and many diff
ferent remedies, but was getting
worse. He was very low.
He read in newspaper how Dodd's
Kidney Pills were curing cases of
Kidney Trouble, Bright's Disease, and
Rheumatism, and thought he would
try them. He took two boxes, and now
he is quite we'll. He says:
II can now work all day, and not
feel tired. Before using Dodd's Kid
ney Pills I couldn't walk across the
floor"
Mr.. Russell's is the most wonderful
case ever known in Chippewa Coun-
ty. This new remedy-Dodd's Kidney
Pills-is making some miraculous
cures in Wisconsin.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-07-08
TOO Much.

A Chinese servant employed in a
New York family who lived next door
to famous woman pianist, left sud-
denly after only few days. service.
His knowledge of the English Ian
guage was limited, and the letter
which he left behind him notifying the
family was written in Chinese. With
the aid of an interpreter the gist of
the communication was made out. II
do not mind your barbarous parrot"
said the letter; II do not mind your
barbarous customs of dressing and eat
ing; but the lady next door, who sits on
the musical instrument every day is
too much" -Harper's Weekly.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-07-08
TWO STEPS.

The Last One Helps the First.
A sick coffee drinker must take two
steps to be rid of his troubles and get
strong and we'll again. s;
The first step is to cut off coffee abs
solutely.
That removes the destroying ele.
ment. The next step is to take liq1id
food (and that is Postum Food Cof-
fee) that has in it the elements ma
ture requires to change the blood
corpuscles from pale pink or white to
rich red, and good red blood builds
good strong and healthy cells in place
of the broken down cells destroyed by
coffee. With we'll boiled Postum Food
Coffee to shift to, both these steps
are easy and pleasant. The expert
ence of Georgian proves how i'm.
portant both are.
From 1872 to the year 1900 my
wife and l had both been afflicted
with sick or nervous headache and at
times we suffered untold agony. We
were coffee drinkers and did not know
how to get away from it for the habit
is hard to quit. g
''But in 1900 Tread of a case similar
to ours where Postum Coffee was used
in place of the old coffee and a COM
plete cure resulted, SO concluded to
get some and try it.
"The result was. after three days
rse of Postum in place of the coffee
never had symptom Of the old
trouble, and in five months had
gained from 145 pounds to 1853 pounds.
'My friends asked me almost daily
what wrought the change. NY an
swer always Is, leaving of coffee and
drinking Postum In its place.
I'VE have. many friends who have
been benefited by Postum S
R "As to whether or not i have stated
the facts truthfully, refer you to the
Bank Of Carrollton or any business
firm in that city where I have lived
for many years and am we'll known.
Name given by Postum Co, Battle
Creek, iich. s55. e.
There's q reason Z
# Look IN each pkg. for the famous
ittle book. The Road to Wellyille., y A.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-07-08
Exact Information

81 have noticed" said Rev. DR.. Good
man, pausing in his discourse, that
two or three of the brethren have
looked at their watches several times
in the last few minutes.
For fear that their timepieces may
not agree, will say that the correct
time is 11:45. I set my watch by the
regulator at the jewelers. last night.
"The sermon will be over at 1901.
1t would have closed promptly at IL
but for this depression. STRAY Sto
ries.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-07-08
PATENTS.

List Of Patents Issued Last Week to
Northwestern Inventors.
Walter Crane, Minneapolis, Mimi,
producing ice; Gust Englund, Craw-
ford, S. D., draft equalizer; Ole Lar
son, Minneapolis, Mimi, pneumatic
stacker; Ole Larson, Minneapolis,
Mimi, windlass; John Mason and G..
o. Whitney, Brainerd, locomotive wa
ter glass shield; Carl Miller, Minneap-
oils, Mimi, comb; Charles Sykora,
Amo, Mimi, steam generator.
Lothrop & Johnson, patent lawyers. 91l
and 912 Pioneer Press Bldg, st. Paul
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-07-08
A Picnic for the Public

II suppose you fellows will try to
revive that old campaign cry of the
full dinner pail" says a Democrat
who is arguing with friend in the gal
lery at the convention.
Full dinner pail?" asks the Repub-
lican. "Why, we've made times so
good in this country that the working
man carries his dinner in big picnic
basket all the time now."-Judge.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-07-08
In the Same Boat.

II WISH" said the man whose chair
was tilted against the coal box, that
l had all the money Willie Randolph
Hearst has used up in his presidential
hunt"
Much good would that do him."
said the man on the cracker barrel.
ooh, dunno" drawled the other
man. He'd be just as close to the pres
idency as he is now."-Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-07-08
BIG DROP IN BINDER TwlNE.

We are selling the highest grade standard
binder Irvine made, shipping it to any address
In any quantity and at a much lower price than
special inside Price, our guarantees and money
refund offer, for our insurance proposition
against hail or storm, for the lowest price, the
most liberal binder Irvine offer that will be
made this season, cut this notice out and mail
to us to-day and you will hear from us by return
mail. Address.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-07-08

did you get these?'- he. gasped as he
sank into a chair.
"A messenger brought them to me
this morning" she said YEARLY. II
do not know who sent them-or why"
Then she went on bravely: "Tell me
all about them; tell me all about her.
Was she-as much to you-did you
love her so very, very dearly?" she
asked softly. rs she dead or"
"No, no, Philomene. thought I
loved her, but it was not real love-
l know what that is now. But the
story is such miserable one, l cannot
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-07-08
Deafness CANNOT Be Cured

BY local applications they cannot reach the dis.
eased portion Of the ear. There IL only way to
Deafness and that is by remedies.
Deafness is caused by an Unframed condition Of the
mucous lining of the Euttachian Tube. When this
tube is infamed you have arumbltng sound or i'm.
perfect hearing and when 1t s entirely closed, Deaf
10 the result and unless the Inflammation be
taken out and this tube restored its normal cond
ton, hearing will be destroyed forever; nine cases
but an inaamed condition Of the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case Of
Deafness (caused by catarrh) that cannot be cured
by Halls Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars. free.
F. j. CHENEY4& CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-07-08
Fixinu the Blame.

"My wife," pompously said the Hon.
Thomas Root, member of the legisla-
ture, made me all that am"
"Looky here!" retorted the Old
Codger, severely. That's no way to
be talkin' about such a good woman as
everybody knows her to be. Just
blame it onto your own natural, in
grain orneriness.''-
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-07-08
Undeserving of Loyalty.

Mrs. Kentuck-Zebediah, the latest
war dispatches say the Russians will
dispute the right of the Japs to take
possession of the Yaloo.
Colonel Kentucky CAD, madam,
withdraw my moral support from the
Rooshians this instant. When they
begin fighting ovah watah, madam, it's
time to quit 'em.-Butte Inter-Moun-
tain.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-07-08
A Big Drop.

What's that racket down there?"
shouted the old gentleman from the
head of the stairs.
II think" promptly responded his
up-to-date daughter, 'that it was Rob
dropping his voice when he proposed
to me."-Detroit Free Press.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-07-08
The Whole Trouble.

"The Russians don't seem to have
been prepared for this scrap" said the
observing citizen.
NO" replied the professional pugil-
list, instead of startin' trainin' at once,
they put in too much time tellin' the
Japs to go git reputation. "-Casho'
lie Standard.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-07-08
The Shopping Spree.

The fascinating bargain ads
Allured her thrifty eye,
And forth she sailed on to hunt,
Beneath torrid sky.
And Mrs. Smith and Mrs. Jones
And Mrs. Brown she met,
And with them each in turn stepped I'M
And her interior wet
With Mrs. Johnston next she drank.
And then with Mrs. Hall,
And on her way home all alone.
She took final ball.
And though, she brought no bargain back
To boast about and brag,
How blissfuily she did enjoy
That ice cream soda jag.
Brooklyn Life.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-07-08
Lady.like.

Briggs suppose Horace is all
right; but then he is so effeminate-a
regular sissy!
Griggs-But he isn't aware of it. He
was telling me the other day that he
couldn't understand why the brakeman
always assists him on and of the train.
Boston Transcript.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-07-08
Good Services Appreciated.

Citizens of scarsborok Poweshiek
county, Iowa, gave a banquet the
other evening to gang Of sixty Ital.
ians who have been working on the
Iowa Central improvement and con.
struction work near that town. The
banquet was in recognition of the ser.
vices of the men in putting out fire
that threatened to destroy the town
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-07-08
Would Show Mercy.

Hogan calling on next door neigh
bor)-"I suppose we've heard tn ILL.,
CANT, classical music that's bin imy-
natin frum me residence for tn pasht
wake or so? We got wan av thin me-
chanical pianny players on thrile."
Clancy (fiercely)-On thrile, is it?
Glory be! only wisht / wor tn judge.
Puck.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-07-08
OH. J. H. RINDLAU8 (specialist),
Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat,
Fargo, N. D.
Not Much.

Mrs. Banker-Oh, come out to the
barnyard, William, and see the farmer
watering his stock.
Mr.. Banker-No, Julia, came out
here in the country to forget business.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-07-08
BUD DoRLE

The greatest OF all horsemen, says: "1n my 40
years experience with horses, I have found
all remedies for the horse" Cast your doubts
away. Druggists can supply you. Bottle, SOC;
dozen, S.. Or write Manufacturers: Agents
wanted. Spohn Medical Co., Live Stock Doc.
prs, Gochen, Ind.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-07-08

just ~ u Plcture CouI0 near ana
Feel! 't8
when she opened them and read the
first one she grew as white as ghost
and gave q little gasp and pressed her
hand to her heart. All day long she
sat In her room saying nothing, see
Ing nothing, and paying no attention
even to me. but with such q look IN
her eyes 90 I never wish to sec In
them again. That night, when The:
Man came, she walked quiehy into
the room, and as he arose to meet
her. and held ont his hands. she placed,
the package Of letters IN them. The
Mans face turned even winter than
hers iS u
& In Gods name. Philomene, where
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-07-08

ere permanently cured No ats or nervousness sfeaP
I'll hrst OF DT. Klines Great Nerve Reotos
q. Send for FREE $500 trial bottle and treasisA
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-07-08

Pisos Cure is the best medicine we ever used
for all affections Of the throat and lungs.-WM.
o. ENDsLEY VaEburen, Ind, Feb. 10, 1900.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-07-08
In the Line Of Proqre

In the Line Of Progress.
"Radium is said to cure several com.
plants, but is so expensive"
Eyes. I suppose the druggists will
soon be offering us something just as
good."-Puck.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-07-08
Vaccination for Drunkenness.

VaccInatIon TOT drunkenness.
A new cure for inebriety is by means
of vaccination. know of one very
bad case where the patient after treat
ment has continued sober to this day,
nearly a year.-Leisure Hour.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-07-08

Worlds Fair Accommodations.
Reliable and reasonable accommodations; ad
Joins Worlds Fair grounds on the south side,
with private gate; direct from Union Station by
Market street car. Write for reservations
Grand View Fraternal Hotel, St. Louis, Mo.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-07-08

People who are always trying to be;
some one else succeed in being nobody
at all. y .4ss
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-07-08

Men who are inclined to be flirta-
tious seem to think no one notices the
fact.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-07-08
Three Words Of Strength

There are three lessons would write.
Three words, as with a burning pen,
In tracings Of eternal light,
Upon the hearts of men.
Have Hope. Though clouds environ
round
And gladness hides her face in scorn,
Put off the shadow from thy brow:
No night but hath its morn. ~
Have Faith. where'er thy barque is driv-
The calm's disport, the tempest's
mirth-
Know this: God rules the hosts of heav-
en-,
The inhabitants of earth.
Have Love. Not love alone for one,
But man. as man, thy brother call;
And scatter. like circling sun,
Thy charities on all.
SCHILLER.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-07-08

A woman's idea of supreme happi
ness is good husband and enough
money for clothes.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-07-08

Whom Answering Advertisements,
Kindly Mention This Paper. \
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-07-08
bEGGS' BE GOD PURIFIER

~. 2. ~. U. IN @. Pc. 1904. \
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CURES catarrh q tbe stosnacil 8
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1904-03-04
He Lifted o. 5000 Pounds.

Gilman Lowe, a New York ath-
lete, lifted 100000 pounds in tilir-
tv-four minutes and thirty-hve sec
onds. The scale was so arranged
as to bring the arm, leg and back
muscles into play. Each lift of the
beam under which he stoope.i
raised I 900 pounds of dead weight
During the two months training
Mr.. Lowe lived on only one meal
daily. consisting of three eggs, one
half loaf of whole wheat bread
fruit. either oranges, grapes, apples
or bananas; cereals and nuts. and
one glass of milk after the meal !:
also plenty of cooled distilled wa
ter during the day.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1904-03-04
COUNTY REPUBLICAN CONVENTION.

townsville, Tex, Feb. oath. 1904.
Notice IS hereby given that there
Ill be held at the Federal Court
ouse in Brownsville, Texas, at I
Eclock P. NJ, on Saturday, March
9th, 1904, a delegate county con-
yention for the purpose of selecting
delegates to the Republican State
Convention, which will be held at
City of Dallas on Tuesday, March
End, 1904, for the purpose of nom
batting four delegates at large. and
Dur alternates at large to the Rep
kblican National Convention and
pr the transaction of such other
Llsiness as may properly come be-
pre- it.
Members of the Republican
Dunty Executive Committee are
reby directed to hold primaries
conventions in their respective
stice of Peace Precincts for the
rpose of electing delegates to
d Comfy Convention.
Members of the Executive Com
tee and all other Republicans
iring to participate in said pri-
ries or said County Convention
hereby notified that only those
,ublicans who are qualified vot-
and have complied with all the
Iirements of the Terrell Elec-
Law will be allowed to parti-
tie or will be eligible for cleo
as delegates.
H. NJ. FIELD
man Cam. Co., Rep. Elk. Com.
R. B. RENrFRo.
Cam. Co. Rep. Elk. Com.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1904-03-04

"Pilqrim's f--orTcss' u...ch la
riously wcrEed is way howard
rom the homes OF TIE humble into
= consciouaness OF an ar stocracy
i intellect hat ,ong despised it,
9as appeared IN IN English edition
e luxe. limited to I7c copies. and
Illustrated with drawings by Harold
>opping, reproduced by direct pho
e0graphy on sensit;zed bromide pa
Der. The text OF this edition is
Nased upon that of 1858. the last
ssued before Bunyan's death. This
the eleventh edition of Part L
the authors own revision.
"'hich led TO many quaint variations
in language. 1t is curious to note
how Bunyan added to his s;ory
year by year. Worldly Wisenan
made his debut in the second edi-
ton; Mr.. Bv-ends in the third,
which appeared in 1919. A first
edition of Pilgrims Progress" is
worth $3.50. There were some
Early American editions. referred -
~ Bunyan in his rhvined prefaces,
hat are worth looking for.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1904-03-04
To War on "Hiahwsths.

An organization, TO be known a.
the AHti-Hiawatha Club, has been
launched in Portsmouth. Va, for
the purpose of suPpressins the ov-
espopular twostep. "Hiawa.ha.' "
Each member of rfhe club swears
that he will not whistle, sing nor
dance to the tune of the played-out
melody; that he viii Pay no visits
TO young ladies who have the ear
enervating piece on their piano
racks. and he viii leave a dance
hall or theatef at the first strains of
the piece from the orchestra.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1904-03-04
A Champion Truant.

Berlin laws claim to the distinc-
ton of having the champion tru-
ant of the world. He IS bow OF
TO- Nothing could make him at
tend school. and it finally became
necessary to send him thither each
day in charge of policeman. This
lasted for 4 week or so, and then
ne began TO run away from home
at night so that the policeman could
not find him in the morning. Tc
stop this practice he was locked up
One night he jumped through the
window in the room where he was
confined and landed in the stree.
thirty feet below, with his skull and
most of his ribs broken.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1904-03-04
Locations in Texas Wanted.

be Frisco System Land and I'M
Iation Association is already
ling its share of the southwest
Side of immigration of Texas.
ree hundred and fifty agents
S Association from the East
North have just completed a
{ Texas and viewed its re-
= and interviewed its land
, and local Association
!. for the sole purpose of bet
I senting Texas opportunities
= homeseeker and investor in
older state.
lis Association is the most eff
1T of its kind in existence, and
aents everywhere in the Unit
ties. If you wish to sell your
town or own property, or if
iesire capital for factories,
title establishments or any
industries, please address R.
MON, Secretary immigration
u, Dept. A. Frisco Building,
Louis, Mo.
S. A. HUGHES,
neral Immigration Agent.
o-2o-.f
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1904-03-04
u Didn't Work.

Biway-"Use an alarm clock
nowadays"
Jigsup-"No; never tried one
but once"
Biway-"How was that?"
Jigsup-"Well, you see, the
hrst time it went off I didn't know
What it was and so / said: Oh.
or heavens sake, Maria, shut
ipf Maria happened to be awake
cd-wsli. that Is how It ~as"
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1904-03-04
FOR PLANO PLAYERS.

! A. Nordman, Manufacturer,
and repairer of Pianos, came
II Saturday to tune all the
+. He has some new planes
road and anyone wanting
a new piano or to have tun-
repairing done will call at
|iller hotel. 2-2o-tf.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1904-03-04
FOR SALE AT A BARGAIN.


Fifteen thousand dollars is the
amount of sales for 1908 BY w. S.
Dougherty, wholesale and retail
merchandise dealer, at Hidalgu,
Texas, and the business he now Of
fers for sale at bargain. The
stock comprises full line of fresh
fancy and staple groceries, and a
large assortment of dry goods amp
notions.
The purchaser would step into a
paying business al once.
A LARGE BRICK BUILDING.
Recently built with brick ware
house al out houses, all in good
condition, including two lots, will
be sold with stock of goods, or
buildings with all fixtures will be
leased for one to one FIVE years at
a very low rental, if desired.
REASON FOR SELLING.
1 have large ranch Interests
which demand the greater portion
OF my time, and it is impossible for
me to devote proper attention to
mercantile business. l am willing
to sell at sacrifice rather than
neglect either business.
With the S. A. & A. P. railroad
heading for Hidalgo, this is sure to
be one of the best business points
on the Rio Grande, and this is a
chance for some one to coin money.
The business is already paying big
profits daily and improving rapidly.
and is undoubtedly one of the best
business chances ever offered at a
bargain.
For term and particulars, address
w. S. DoUGHERry,
Hidalgo, Texas. 3-2-tf.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1904-03-04
S. A. HUGHES,

|.neral Immigration Agent.
2-2o-tf.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1904-10-27
The KInd of Men Neednd Tndnr.

Chicago Journal.
 Men who put character above wealth.
 Men who will not lose their individualit, in a crowd.
 Men who will be honest in small things as in great things.
 Men whose ambitions are not confined to their own selfish desires.
 Men who are true to their friends through good report and evil report in ad- yersity as well as in prosperity.
 Men who do not believe that shrewduess sharpness. cunning aud long headedness are the best qualities for winning success,