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The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1904-11-03

AA IOrCluS W LILO W AuOW GuoG
the State of Minnesota has
not only opened the door of
its great and famous Industrial College
to you, but has even forced you to en-
ter, and then barred and bolted the
door behind you, and put man with a
portable gatling gun on watch to pre-
vent the open and secret attempts of
evil-minded persons to spread around
you obnoxious influences, or to inter-
fere with you in your studies or
work.
Too many of our educational institu-
tions neglect to inculcate in the minds
of the students the spirit of industry.
Book learning is in itself good thing,
a very desirable thing indeed, and am
sorry that 1 have not acquired more of
it. But it is not an absolute necessity.
Industry, on the other hand, is not only
a good and desirable thing, but is one
of the things absolutely necessary to
the preservation of the human race. l
am not one of those who begrudge the
young bloods the pleasure derived from
their sports; yet it seems to me if the
same amount of muscular energy now
wasted on football and other more or
less brutalizing games were expended
in useful industry, the resulting bene-
fits to the students and to the world at
large would be almost infinitely great
or than they are under the present re-
gime of strenuous, but almost useless
exertions on the hotly contested fields
of sport.
The one great drawback of higher
education is that instead of ennoblino
manual labor it trather tends to derogate
honest toll. But remember this, my
son: The greatest man alive today
who does not toll is but pigmy wher
compared to the reliable, conscientious
workingman. No one is so great, so wise
or so good, that he can justly say he IL
too great, too wise, or too good, to work
with his hands. do not mean by thi'
that the man who works with his hea(
is less useful to his kind than the mar
who works with his hands. But l dt
mean that the human being, whethe
he be millionaire or tramp, who, no
being disabled, refuses to perform use
full labor of some kind, is parasite
and has no moral right to existence.
Whatever progress the world ha
made is due to labor of some sort
Whether we are descended from Adam
or from some manlike ape, the fact re
mains all our achievements are the re
suits of toll, hard toll, incessant toi
All men are not equal; the non-work
ers are not the equals of the worker
All conscientious workers are on term
of equality no matter what their n
spective fields of labor may be. Th
ditch-digger is as useful creature q
the lisping dude who sells ribbons
the giggling young idiots of the femal
persuasion-and sometimes a darl
sight more so. The captains of indus
try are not more useful than the
agents who execute their command
The man with many talents has n
right to boast of superiority over tt
man with only few talents, provide
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1904-11-03

the man of few talents uses his talents
to the best of his ability. The world
will yet learn that it has need of all its
workers, and that the non-workers clog
the wheels of progress. Here are
few lines from one of our religious
papers:
A young man of the dudish sort en-
tered street car. The car was crowd
ed. The young man stared at young
woman. After while he asked her,
Haven't 1 met you before?"
81 am not sure, but 1 think you are
the man who washes our windows"
she retorted.
Then the passengers laughed and the
young man left the car.
Now, Hiram, there is food for thought
in this. The masher is nuisance and
deserves to be treated as such. But
why should window washing be con-
sidered dishonorable calling? Or
why should people laugh at man be.
cause some brainless butterfly calls him
window washer? Or why should a
religious paper lend itself to dissent
nate the idea that window washing, or
any other kind of manual labor is dis
honorable? Has it come to pass in
this great and glorious country of ours
that a man is lowered in the estimation
of others when some silly creature ac-
cuses him of earning an honest living !?
If so. then what of our ancestors of
whom we are all so proud, who worked,
man, woman and child, to make homes
for themselves-and for us-and who
didn't handle as much money in year
: as a competent window washer earns
!. in month?
, Not long ago stopped at the Eagle
Hotel in Stagnationville. While 1 was
7 in the washroom my old friend and
/ neighbor, Zach Manly, entered. There
J was another man in the washroom
, He had taken off his coat, hat, collar and
) cuffs and his sleeves were rolled up
( Zach mistook him for the head porter
5 and nudging him familiarly in the ribs
! asked him to shine his shoes. There
I upon the man turned around sharply
D and exclaimed in tones of injured dig
r nifty, "Sir, I'd have you understand
t am no menial! 1 have the honor te
y represent the great Corn, Rye 6
}, Co., distillers of fine whiskiesw JUS
then Dave, the head porter, came in
s and Zach turned to him, saying:
+. "Dave, beg your pardon. Imistool
n this vender of poison for you. hav'
J. known you long time, Dave, and hav'
= always esteemed you as man and /;
]. gentleman. If you will forgive M
( just this once III try to be more care
8. full in the future"
IS Dave, who is jocular sort of fel
g. low, winked at me, assumed a dubiou
10 look, and then smiled real loud.
IS swell, Zach," he said, 81 must sa
% you are getting careless, but I'll forgiv
le you. Did the gentleman appreciat
l. the compliment you paid himp"
S. Then the whisky drummer was huff
ir ish and went to the proprietor and dt
s. manded that Dave be discharged. Th
10 proprietor, when he had sifted the ma
le ter to the bottom told the otfende
ID drummer that he would rather kick te
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1904-11-03
Our Responsibility.

n E must attribute the recent,
AN/ very able and instructive
Y Y sermon of our Chaplain,
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WORK AND THE WORKER.

n ny Dear Son:-It is very COM
M forting to me to know that
wv the State of Minnesota has
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ohio Patents.
Granted this week. Reported by c

Granted this week. Reported by C..
A. Snow & Co., Patent Attorneys,
Washington, d. G. Adams, Fostoria,
CofYee-pot; Fl. Andre, Cincinnati,
Book.rest; T. j. Baker and E. Alex.
ander, Findlay, Flue-cleaner; J. But.
ler, Cleveland, Bearing;C I. Daley,
Cleveland. Discharging device for
furnaces; $. Dancyger, Dayton, Tag
clasp; T DeVibiss, Toledo, Speculum:
g. A. Decker, Latham, Traction. copy.
ling; X. Dempster, Marietta, Ohio,
Utilizing exhaust of gas-engines; j..
Fl. Duke, Corro, and J F. Bray, Salt.
peter. Deep-well rrmp valve; A. G.
Eastwood, Cleveland, 7ystem for the
operation of electric motto 8; J. Eth
eridge, Hamilton, Caster, F. f.
Hutchins, Warren, Instrumen, for
measuring angles; J. A jeffrey, Co.
lumbus, Mining.machine W. w.
Kelly, Lorain, Triple-cylinder engine;
@. w. LaVoo, Steubeuvile. Screw.
threading and welding Thread. protec.
tors, ETC.; G. w. LaVco, Steuben.
vile, Apparatus for screw-threa ding
and welding rings; G. W. Lavoo,
Steubenville, Apparatus for rolling
rings; A J. Maskrey, Martins Ferry,
Rolling metal plates; w. E. Matth.
ew, Bucyrus, Torpedo-plscer; r. A.
May, Akron, Convertible furnace /:
J. n McCormic, Columbus, Draw-gear
and buffirg apparatus w. Morgan,
Cleveland. Screw.cutting diehead {:
w. Fl. Mullins, w. c. Hare, and n. c.
Nelson. Salem, Ohio. Skylight; S. N.
Murdock, Columbus. G,ge-cock II.
G. Nelson, Salem. Window I. }. Ner-
acher, Cleveland. Wire.loom f.
Pi'liod, Wvnant. Press; G. L. San.
ford. Beliaire, Handle for trunks; E.
Schwinn, Dayton, othes.line-support
E. E. Seacrist, Alliance, Self-leveling
furniture support; s. F. Shafer,
Findlay, Heating apparatus w. S.
Shilling, New Concord, Fail joint; s.
B. Shuster, New Concord, Harness
tug; a. r. Tiffany, Dayton, Tool.
support for lathes; +. II. Whiteside,
Youngstown, Artificial tooth-crown
mounting.
For copy of any of above patents
send ten cents in postage stamps with
date of this paper to G. A!Snow s. Co.,
Washington, DC.
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SHERlFF'S SALE.

Bill Taylor VS.. Eliza Taylor, ct al Highland
county Court OF Common Pleas. Case No
,p0 Order of sale of real estate in paa1i.
tion,
In pursuance of an order issued from the
Court OF Common Pleas within and for the
county OF Highland and State Of Ohio, made
at the January term thereof A. d. 1904 and
to me directed, l will offer for sale 1T public
auction, at the door of the Court House, IN
ths village of Hillsboro, on
Saturday, Feb'y. 81, A. D. 1904,
at O'Clock p. m. OF said day the following
described real estate. to-wit
situate in the State of Ohio. county OF
Highland and in the village of New Peters
burg. Being in.lot number twenty-one az
the same is known and designated on the
recorded plat of said village.
said premises has been appra aised at Sc even
ty-hve ts15O0) dollars. and cannot sell for
less than two-thirds of said appraisement.
Terms of Sale-Cash on day of sale.
ALBERT FEIKE,
Sheriff Of Highland county, o.
j. Frank Wilson and j. W. Watts, Attorneys.
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cARNFHl-.


ESW ueAy A~t w.
School at Slate Hollow closed Fri
day until April I.
yAnes McCoppin and children
Mand aud Mervll, visited his sister
Mrs. Aionso Upp, Of Rainsboro, Sun
day.
TIE. Spargur and wife called on
Thomas HolladAy and wife Friday
night.
Mrs. Nan Rence IL reported quite
poorly.
Harley McCoppin and wife, of Olive
Branch, visited the home folks Sun.
day and attended church.
Mesdames Lib McCoppin and Eva
spargur called on Mrs. Leslie Par.
shall Thursday evening.
Charley spargur, who has been EN-.
pleyed in the foundry at Hillsborc
for some time, has returned home.
Mesdames Annie, Flora, Clara and
Eva Spargur and Ella Holiday were
Ia attendance at Rathbone Lodge at
Ralnsboro Saturday evening.
John Sans and wife, of Lodore, at
tended church here Sunday.
Aunt Polly McCoppin has been very
Ill for several days, but is now better.
Joel Mccall and family, of Mar
shall, will move to the house of J. w.
Head the coming week..
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In last weeks NEWS 3 ERALp appear
eb tribute of love and respect from
the girl friends of Mary A. Parker
who left all earthly sorrows on the
ffth of February. Ihave often won.
dered why all our praise is left until
our friends are gone; and J believe
that now, while they still may know
1t, Is a fitting time for me 10 offer a
tribute of gratitude to the dear
friends in far of Dakota who so
faithfully and nobly stood by Mary
and her mother, until they had done
all that could be done by human
power.
To MIR. and Mrs. Frank Schlecht, at
whose home we we're during her i'll
ness, and who spared neither labor
nor expense to make her comfort able;
to DR.. A. s. Peterman who did all
that an earthly physician could do;
to the faithful nurse, Mrs Robinson
whose prayer went with Nary through
the valley OF the shadow; to Tony
who always brought the cup of cold
water; to Mr.. Wilson who 30 carefully
planned the long journey home; and
to many others whose names forgot
wish to express my deep gratitude.
believe that to each one of them
will be said at the last day. Come ye
blessed of my Father inherit the
kingdom prepared for you, for was
ahungered and ye gave me meat; l
was thirsty and ye gave me drink I
was a stranger and ye took me in !;
was sick and ye visited me; for verify
! say unto you inasmuch as ye have
done 1t unto one of the least of these
my brethren, We have done it unto me.
CAROLINE II. PARKER.
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wIKLE.
February is, 1904.

reOrudry 10, lBV4.
Ben Morton and wife ATTENDED
church at Union, Sunday.
John Pence Is seriously Ill.
Milton Ludwick was business caller
In Hillsboro, Saturday.
Abe Rachford was a business caller
In Portsmouth several days last week.
Rev. r.. d. Murch will begin series
of meetings at Mowrystown Tuesday y
evening.
Elder Hays will preach at Union
next Sunday.
Mrs. Mary Long has returned home
after visiting her daughter in Win
chester for several weeks.
Olen Roller. of Jacktown, was call
ing on G. N. Wrinkle, Saturday.
M. r. Pulliam is preparing to build
a fine house in the near future.
All those who want TO make fortune
should call on Dan Jacks.
o. NJ. Roush met with an accident
last Tuesday evening on the road to
Marsba1
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Suicide Prevented.

The startling announcement that a
preventive of suicide had been dis.
covered will interest many. A run
down system or dependency invaria-
bly, precede suicide and something has
been found that will prevent that
condition which makes suicide likely.
At the fret thought of self destruction
take Electric Bitters. It being great
tonic and nervine will strengthen the
nerves and build up the system. It's
also a great Stomach, Liver and Kid.
ney regulator. Only Soc, satisfaction
guaranteed by The W. r. Smith Co.,
druggists.
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SHERlFF'S SALE.

Maggie f. Shaffer AS. Lizzie Shaffer, ct al
Highland county Court of Common PleaA
Case No. 1895 order Of sale of real estate
In partition.
In pursuance of an order issued from the
Court OF Common Pleas within and for the
county of Highland and State Of Ohio. made
at the January term thereof A. ID. 1904 and
TO me directed, will offer for sale at publtx
auction, at the door of the Court House IN
the village of Hillsboro. Ohio, on
Saturday, February 27, 1904,
at O'Clock p. IN. of said day the following
described real estate, to-wit:
Situate in Salem township Highland couR-
ty, state OF Ohio. to-wit Beginning at a
stone in the county road leading from Price
town to Vera Cruz thence s. with the lns
of John Ruble 40 poles to a stake in saif
Ruble's line thence W. II poles to a stake
thence n. 40 poles to said road thence with
said road IL poles to the place of beginning.
containing four and one-fourth HA) acres
Of land.
SaAd premises has been appraised at ons
hundred and twenty one 0lsl .0O) dollars, and
cannot sell for less than two-thirds of said
appr aisement.
Terms Of Sale-Cash on day of sale.
ALBERT FEIKa
Sheriff Of Highland county
Geo. L. Garrett, Attorney.
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n nsmoriam.

80 may II be. pefehance. when down tn,
tide
Our dear ones banish. Peacefully they GID,
On level seas, nor marx the unknown bound
We call II death--to them It's life beyond"
John +. Nelson entered into mortal
life at the old Nelson home farm Feb
IL, 1889, today his birthday. Entered
into eternal rest from the Bethesda
Hospital, Cincinnati, o, on the night
of Feb. 0. 1904.
He was the son of John NJ. and Eliz.
abeth Cook Nelson. He attained his
majority at his birth place, with the
exception of few years following
the death of his father, when he made
his home with an elder brother in
Paris, Illinois, attending the academy
of which his brother James was prin.
cipal.
On his return from Illinois once
more the old roof tree sheltered him,
his brother, the late Marshall r. Mel.
son and his sister, Jennie Nelson, to
whom he was most devotedly attach.
ed, a most loving, un.forgetting and
self-sacrifcing brother.
In his early manhood he attended
Dartmouth College at Hanover, N. H.
While In his sophamore year Civil
War famed across the land. Fired
with enthusiasm and patriotic zeal he
followed "Old Glory" without an In
stants hesitation enlisting in the Goth
Ohio Volunteer Infantry, serving
faithfully and honorably the full term
of his enlistment as First Sergeant of
Company G.
August 8, 1865, he was united in
marriage to Henrietta Barrere, ,daugh.
ter OF the late Benjamin Barrere.
Survivors to his name and memory
are his widow, his son, Ben b., of Gin
cinnati, and only daughter, Nell.
His brother, Isaac, of Chicago, and
sister, Jennie, Of Paris, and sistef
Julia Dickey, of Wichita, Kan.
AS member and official of the First
Presbyterian Church here, his affilia.
tions were strong and deep.
The sick and the old have lost in
him tireless friend, constant visi-
tor when time was at his command,
thoughtful, gentle, always ready to
lend the helping hand in passing over
the road, that we journey but once,
coming no more this way.
For many years he has been only a
guest at heme and on his native heath.
For all he had cordial greeting, a
warm hand clasp, sincere goodwill,
the love of home and Hillsboro ever
In his heart, the beacon light, the
goal of his ambition, the dream of his
attainment.
20 fair tomorrow, what our souls have missed
Art thou not keeping for US somewhere, stilli
The buds of promise that have never blown
The song whose high sweet strain eludes our
skin,
The one white pearl that life hath never
known.-1mmortelle. A FRIBND,
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D. G,
Reduced Rates

To points South, Southeast and
Southwest. Winter Tourists Tickets
will be sold via Queen & Crescent
Route and Southern Railway until
April 30th, at reduced rates for the
round trip with stop-over privileges.
Tickets good returning until May 81,
1904.
For rates address W. G. Rinearson,
G. p. A., Cincinnati Ohio.
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The Death Penalty.

A little thing sometimes results in
death. Thus a mere scratch, insigni-
fcant cuts or puny boils have paid the
death penalty. 1t Is wise to have
Bucklen's ,Arnica Salve ever handy.
It's the best Salve on earth and will
prevent fatility, when Burns. Sores,
Ulcers and Piles threaten. Only 25c
at The w. r. Smith Co.'s drug store.
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End Of Bitter Fight.

1.-TWO physicians had long and
stubborn fight with an abcess on my
right lung" writes J. F. Hugh Of
DuPoint, Ga, land gave me up. Every.
body thought my time had come. Az
last resort I tried DR.. Kings New
Discovery for consumption. The ben
edt I received was striking and I was
% ny feet In a few days. Now I've
entirely regained my health" It con-
4uers all Coughs, Colds ana Throat
and Lung troubles. Guaranteed by
The w. r. Smith Co.'S drug store.
Price Soc and Sl.00. Trial BOTTLES
free.
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PLEASANT VIEW.

Heuue'y AZ, As'
Wheat 10 looking bad.
Mrs. J. B. Rcnoe, whose illness VI
mentioned some time ago, 10 able tc
be about.
8. b. Kesler is improving slowly.
Mrs. Elsie Kesler Williams, Of
Greenfield, is spending few monthi
with her son, 8. B Kesler.
Rev. Roberts, of Idaho, is holding a
series of meeting at Pleasant Bro
Roberts is an excellent preacher.
Sunday visitors are as follows: Rev
Roberts, Noble Satterfeld, Mrs. But.
ters and daughter, Alice Lewis, dined
with J. Fl. Miller. Autie Gall with
8. b. Kesler. Misses Eva Renoe,
Mable Kelley, Essie and Stella Tenn
plin " tn Ollie and Ola Siders. Rev,
Bert Roberts and wife, Of Berryville,
and Geo. H. williams with W. M,
Shoemaker. Margie Glaze, Vida
Kesler, Ethel Miller with Anna Renoe,
Lawrence Kelly and wife, Of Hills.
boro, with Noble Satterfeld.
Geo. Siders lost valuable mare
one night last week.
Anyone wishing the. best paper In
Highland county should subscribe for
the NEws.HERALD.
Chas. Courtney is erecting new
barn.
VIM. Shoemaker and son, Frank,
expects to build house soon.
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SHERIFF'S SALE.

Lucinda Dent VS.. Lucinda Tribune ct al
Highland County, Court of Common Pleas
case No. 74t9. Order of sale OF real estate
in partitions
In pursuance of an order issued from the
Court OF Common Pleas within and for the
county OF Highland and State of Ohio. made
at the January term thereof, AID 1904 and
to me directed, Twill offer for sale at public
auction, at the door of the Court House fh
the village of Hillsboro, on
Saturday, March S, A. D., 1904,
at one oclock p m. of said day the following
describedreal estate:
Situate in the county of Highland ana
state OF Ohio, to-wit Beginning at a stone
in the south line of Ann McCoy's Ave acre
lot running thence with the line of Harvey
Glenns land south 2si degrees, east l5 poles
10 the northwest corner of Samuel Young's
lot No. o; thence with said lot north SIN
degrees, east 5.33 poles TO a stake, corner 20
said Betsey Rickmans ~ acre tract of land /;
thence with said line of Betsey Hickman
north 2ai degrees, west 15 poles to a stake
In the line of Ann McCoys tract aforesaid
thence with her land south s7ll degrees
east D 33 poles to the beginning. containing
one half OF one acre OF land.
Said premises has been appraised at Sixty
(s6oOO) Dollars and cannot sell for less than
two-thirds OF said appraisement
Terms of Sale-Cash on day OF sale.
ALBERT FBIRE
Sheriff of Highland County, Ohio,
Granville Barrere, Attorney.
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"Ah," said the man in the depot
restaurant, "this pie tasts like the
kind father used to make"
"Your father used to makel" ex.
claimed the man at his side.
"Yes; he was baker by trade, and
useA to put the shortepin' in cross.
wise 90 people could eat 'em with a
knife"
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Application for Pardon.

Notice is hereby given that at the next
meeting of Ohio State Board of Pardons an
application will be made for the pardon Of
Edward Williams convicted at the winter
term, 1908, of the Court of Common Pleas Of
Highland county, OF the crime of assault to
Kill and being habitual criminal and ser
fenced to imprisonment In the Ohio Peniten,
tiary for the period Of three years and life,
February TO- 1904, ELIZA BLAHToR
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Puts an End to 1t All.

A grievous wall oftimes comes as
a result of unbearable pain from over
taxed organs. Dizziness, Backache,
Liver Complaint and Constipation.
But thanks to DR.. Kings New Life
Pills, they put an end to 1t all. They
are gentle but thorough. Try them.
Only 25c. Guaranteed by The w. h.
Smith Co. g drug store.
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Perfect Confidence.

Where there used to be feeling Of
uueasiness and worry in the household
when child showed symptoms of
Group, there is now perfect confidence.
This is owing to the uniform success
of Chamberlain's Cough Remedy in
the treatment of that disease. Mrs.
M. l. B,sford, of Polesville, Md, in
speaking of her experience In the use
of that remedy says: ~ have world
of confidence in Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy, for have used 1t with per-
feet success. My child Garland is
subject to severe attacks of Group and
1t always gives him prompt relief
For sale by The w. r. Smith Co.,
druggists.
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Old Jilson-S -Slimkins was in my office
this morning-wanted to talk over his
twenty-six story Office building
scheme.
Jobkins-He was also in my office
this morning-wanted to borrow a
quarter to get his lunch.
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"And so you think complete wo-
mans suffrage Is the only solution of
the municipal reform problem?" said
the lawyer boarder.
YES" said the school teacher
boarder, "women are always pretty
good at cleaning up after men,"
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Farmer Bill Skidmore-l went to a
mighty funny church while I was up
to the city. Didn't hear nothin' but
about books, trees. flowers, music
and
Jake Bentley-Then you didn't step
on the toes of any of the congrega-
tion.
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"My physician has advised against
riding on street cars and eating noon
lunches" said the lawyer boarder.
III should imagine you would find
riding and eating much cheaper than
a ply ysicsan's advice" suggested the
shoe clerk.