The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1904-12-22
THISTLES.

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III a,as be net her 81, hop, promptly
2 fps,t ard row lhfy're TO be married.
rtnt that sbe should take tia, step At
,. sie took II Of = lamp.
- Limit. Ht--I dolt think your
brother John Ilses me. She Oh, I'm sure
h doas. Why, he told the &c day you were
regular bllek be went further, In fact,
nd said sou sere regular god brick.
Seen Kiwins rev horsef asked one
slsger Of smother. ! have wn the reply.
Nsll, shat does Il look likef mked the
g.estl,aef. Well, Il looks, ,sid The other
Han slowly, as II Edwin had taken Il for
an old debt.
An Economist Do you mean 10 tell
MT that you n.yer drink watert Yes, an
swered Bfoneho Bob. | come from part |
OF he West where water Is too much need.
ed for Irrigation TO be wasted.
VIII Is BE Scratched Ticket Heard
about the Colorado Democrats Nc shatf
Women arc 80 strong 10 the party that
they are going to diicard the rooster as
party emblem and substitute hen.
Almost Told came near q ldirg out
Mss PAsssy's age the other day, Did you,
reallyf Yes, nked her when che wss
WAS born and she told me- What? And
rho told me, oaa Sunday morning at
o'clock
And how 10 your fcspegraee brother
acltifE on In America LIS astounding.
He simply carries everything before him.
The darling shall write to him. Yes,
b. carries everything before him, He's
waiter 10 HashIm's restaurant!
-Sarcss,lc: Mrs. q Jlighily-My dears,
sm about TO renounee my weeds ard
marry Mr. yerdant. But, II I'D you, told
hm everything before he proposed. Mrs,
sharp--What courage Mrs sneerwell--
What memory
"A New York bank Is TO be open oil
night. That's right, spprovingly remarks
The Buffalo Express. Now man can
empty his pockets there before he goet
home, and laugh a. bis wife when she gees
through tbtm.
-ulieni This bill OF yours Is exoi bltaDt.
There are several items 10 Il that don't
understand at all. Lswyer--I am perfect-
" willing to explain H.. The explanation
will cost you $40.
You look awfully tired, young mar,
Ifid 10 benevolent looking woman to tie
ttonK msn with the books under his arm.
Yes IA an, replied the STUDENT I'm study.
90 10 doctor. lis a shame. WHY
~ ytu let the doctor study for him.
-
Is e-Did you ever come across q
nto ceiled fellow than Balgci: They
A. san Atheist; aud believe he Is.
tte. II woulda't Ike % 20 so far a.
tNt know that he doesn't recognize
< ieuec Of superior beipg. n
ft j Might Bite; what would you do
N aEyer we're to come 10 you to- "a
lrew AID tell YOU that You were the :
y heir toa great estate somewhere over %
i sea' would give him the names Of ,S
a2se bankers who were worked by Mrs.
sdwleb, and advise him TO try II Cd O.
m.
What are you studying now: asltd
lfs CDAsox. We have taken up the s,b.
ct Of molecules, answered her son. ] "
ope you will be very attentive and prac- az
ice constantly. tried to get your father
J wear one but be eouldn's make Il stay q
his eye.
Had His osn Doubts; Say, ms, ask.
! little Willie, after he had been 10 con. q
melton with the psternal slipper did any.
,dy besides ~, ever ask you TO be their .
ifeY oh, yet, had lots Of proposals be. O
re your father csme along. Well, do
~ think that you gained spyihirg by
aillng.
The Grocer--Sce here, my lad, IL ther, I
c any more mistakes made behind thi,
un,er, you walk The Boy--Yes, sir Al
,e Grooef-Eh, what's thIsy How die
Ia s. gold piece get suorg these pen
csi The Boy-Toek II 10 by mistake, a.
= The Grcctr-Eht Mirak,s Well
, wsu cousttiii orr.
II he man up Tor larceny he'd admitted -
kuil. when srpuherded, but q, ih, 20
a, the Green Bay says, hs youthful Ate
q 81 asferded him silh srca, obstlnac, v
& 4ar eeesAry bfilliauey, Gentl,men. =