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Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-02-03
An Early Riser

A strong. healthy, active consti-
tuition depends largely on the con-
dition of the liver, The famous
little pills known as DeWitt's Little
Early Risers not only cleanse the
system but they strengthen the
action of the liver and rebuild the
tissues supporting that organ
Little Early Risers are easy to act,
they never grippe and yet they are
absolutely certain to produce re-
suits that are satisfactory In all
cases. Sold by
Opera House Drug Store
Stotler & Corbett Props.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-02-03

B. J, Longwell the Wheeling
publisher says that If anyone sflict-
ed with varicocele or are weak
where perfect men are strong will
send their address to him at Wheel
Ing, w. Va. (Send no money! he
will direct them to a perfect cure.
He will tell you how he was cured
after years of search for reliet
Hundreds have tested this with
success. Write today.
2I d&W If
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-02-03

A bill was introduced into Con.
gress Saturday. to enact a service
pension bill, which will give a pen
sion of $r2 dollars a month to ev-
cry soldier who served ninety days
In the union army during the Civil
war, who was honorably discharged
therefrom, and who has attained
the age of Sc years A like pension
will be given to the widows of such
soldiers In all cases where the mar
rage took place prior to June II
1890,
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-02-03

An ex change says the happiest
people In tina world are those who
keep ont of debt, out of politics
out of Office, shun notoriety, makes
an honest living by honest means,
follow the golden rule, humbly
serve the living God, pursue the
"even tenor of their way, and neg
lect no opportunity of doing good.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-02-03
List Of Letters In the Postoffic Feb. 8

M. D. Atkins, Nora Burk, Jack
Cox, Mrs. Retta Case, Della Crouu
Colder Elliott, ]. S. Eckman, Hugh
Holahan, Mrs, E M. Harder, IF.
Harpes, John Johnston, Icey Joh:.
son, Robt. Jones, Okey Jam'sou. J.
A. Kimble, J. c. Nom, D Nickel,
vey, Colin W. McLane, Ella o.
Brian, Anthony Psrr, Samuel
Sturm, Sistersville OIL Co., Chas.
Vaughn, Morgan A. Worth. T. J.
Ward, Chas Wagner, Rosa Wells.
GEO E. WORK, P. M.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-02-03

A runaway almost ending fatally,
started horrible ulcer on the leg
of ]. B Orner, Franklin Grove, Ill
For four years 1t de6ed all doctors
and all remedies. But Bucklen's
Arnica Salve had no trouble to
cure him. Equally good for burns.
bruises. skin eruptions and piles
25c at D. A. Hendershot's Drug
Store.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-02-03
FROM THE TEMPLE
OF LEARNING.
What is Doing in the Schools

What Is Doing in the Schools
Many pupils of No. ! are ont OF
school, sffl icted With measles.
The South Side enrolment has
almost touched the 200 mark. This
Is much In excess of the attendance
In any previous year.
State Supt. Thos. c. Miller writes
of his intention to visit the city
schools.
The fire drill Is now given every
week and will soon be executed IN
a manner pleasing and satisfactory
Danger from FIRE Is reduced to the
minimum under present methods
OF heating our buildings but the
aim Is to be prepared for any emer
gency.
Photographer Kerr has recently
taken several fashlight pictures OF
classrooms aud pupils. These will
form a part of the St. Louis exhibit
that Is In process OF preparation.
When the work Is complete and
ready tor shipment 1t Is proposed
: to place 1t on exhibition In the
school auditorium or some other
sui able place, that our own people
may frst inspect the efforts OF the
pupils and gain some knowledge as
to how the schools OF Ststersville
will be represented at the great
fair.
The Emersonian literary society
will render a special Lincoln pro-
gram on Friday afteraoou, Feb IL
This is the anniversary of the birth
of the martyr president. On this
occasion the school orchestra will
render several musical selections.
A fall four Years course of study
Is now In force In the high school
The present senior class will grad
nate, b ,wever, with but three years
work. There are eighteen mem.
bers In the class.
Miss Marguerite Thompson,w who
was recently added to the teaching
force of the high school Is a gradu-
ate of Marshall college. well quail
fed for her work both by nature
and experience, and has made a
very favorable impression. =.
Monday WIS the beginning OF
the sixth month Of, the term. Com
meucement exercises will fall on
May 20
Honor Roll Tor January
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-02-03
Have YOu Indigestion

If you have indigestion, KOdol
Dyspepsia Cure will cure you. II
has cured thousands. 1t Is curing
people every day-every hour.
You owe 1t to Yourself to give 1t a
trial. You will continue to suffer
until you do try 1t. There Is no
other combination of digestants
that digest and rebuild at the same
time. Kodol does both. Kodol
cures, strengthens and rebuilds.
Sold by
Opera House Drug Store,
Stotler & Corbett Props.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-02-03
The IrOquOis Fire

killed 600 people but this number
Is killed every day b. kidney dis
ease. DeBell's Kidney Pills are a
positive cure for all diseases of the
kidneys. Why take chances when
you can be cured or have your
money back? Write C. w. Beggs,
Sons & Co., Chicago. ILL.,, for pam.
phlet and free sample.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-02-03
REDUCED RATES
To Points South, Southeast & Southwest

Winter Tourists Tickets will be
sold via Queen & Crescent Route
and Southern Railway until April
3oth, at reduced rates for the round
trip with stop over privileges.
Tickets good returning until May
81 1904.
For rates, address W. c. Rinear'
son, @. P. A., Cincinnati, Ohio,
IL S m&w d&w no
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-02-03
A LInReFfnR Cold

Is quickly cured by Bunsen's Pine
Tar Cough Honey. Also specific
for La Grippe, whooping cough;
bronchitis and all throat and lung
affections. Try Bunsen's Pine Tar
Cough Honey te day and you will
be pleased with the result. No
cure, No pay. Price IS & so cents.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-02-03

Our exports to Russia have near
ly doubled during the past two
years, the figures for 1908 being
nearly $40. 1000, 900. This increase
has been In spite of a large In.
crease In the duties imposed by
Russia upon our goods. Evidently
the latter are of such character that
the Cars subjects cannot do with
ont them.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-02-03

Love always firds a way, but lat
er we wish he had minded his own
business.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-02-03
Nearly FOrfeits His Life.

total number on Honor Roll 400.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-04-23

convention. shall otherwise ordain,
we shall eheerfulIy and Loyalty sub,
NIT, and, to the extent of our linn
tied power, heartily support the
convention nominees. We shall
accept the voice of the convention
as the voice Of a majority of the
Republicans Of Idaho and feel it a
patriotic duty to join hands with
the majority in the accomplishment
OF their ends. four present judg-
ment shall be confirmed, we'll and
good, if not, ours will be the error,
not theirs. If standing upon this
ground makes THE TRIBUNE the
personal organ of Governor Morri-
son or anybody else. then it is it
for sure.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-04-23

to see Francis Jenkins occupying
the gubernatorial chair, because,
remotely, he is nearly related to US.
Our ancestors used to make Rome
howl from Llantwitt to Llandudno.
Together they thrummed the tune
full harp and sang of Pontyfynnon
and Gevyddelevern. We also want
to see Gooding, and Turner, and
Moss and Richards and Dewey and
Hamar and Crane and all the rest
of the boys made Governor. There
is in them the stuff to make fine
assortment of chief executives.
But we can't have them all at once.
That would be too extravagant if it
were possible. But we will take
them one at a time in four year sit
tings, unless, of course, it is deem
ed best to send few of them down
to Washington.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-04-23
EACH IN TURN.

1t is gratifying to observe signs
OF returning sanity in the Republi-
can party of Idaho. Not that the
party was gone mad, but in some
quarters were symptoms of hysteria
that BODIED no good. A lot of the
boys at the head of the column
couldn't seem to like Governor
Morrison right we'll. They said he
is cold and swelled in the head, and
puts on dog and wants to run both
ends OF the train, and lot of little
things like that, naturally contain
ing some truth, but really of no con-
sequence. And they began to think
he wouldn't do at all, and that
everything would go sideways ifhe
were renominated. The idea those
boys at the head of the column had
was that they themselves, each one
individually, were especially design
ed and constructed to fill the Office
of Governor of Idaho, and nobody
else could do it just right. We be-
lieve ourself that most of them real
ly can do the business to perfection,
and, in regular turn, we hope and
expect to see them do it. We want
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-04-23

The Moscow Star is about as
peevis and spiteful a sheet as one
could ever hope to see. The truth
with that paper is that its editor is
an evaporated Democrat trying to
act like a seasoned Republican.
The scheme wont work friend
Shaer, so you might as we'll re-
sumo your normal condition. You
may be ideal stuff for a Democrat,
but you can't any more be Republi-
can than you can be square, open
generous man.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-04-23
SORRY QUIBBLIN0.

We publish elsewhere a copy Of
a letter addressed to the Boise
Statesman by Senator Hepburn,
which that courageous moral organ
discreetly RETAINED from publish
ing. In shutting attempt to an
swer Senator Heyburn's clear and
unequivocal statements, the Boise
paper says: "Since the confrma-
ton of Woolley, the Statesman has
sought information on the reason
for the failure of the committee to
send for the record. It was i'm
possible to get any light on the
subject through any of the ordinary
channels. Finally, from a source
in which the Statesman has entire
confluence. the statement was Sc
cured, as haVing' been furnished by
a Republican leader in a position to
kn0aO, that the real cause was that
Senator Hepburn did not wish to
have the record brought into the
Senate" Reading the foregoing
in connection with Senator Hey
burns letter, which the Statesman
dared not publish, the Republicans
OF Idaho may judge as to the char
acter of evidence the Statesman
requires to justify itself in making
cowardly and contemplate attacks
upon men who are manly enough
to refuse submission to its dictation.
The Statesman sought diligently
in all ordinary channels of informa-
ton for a ray of light that would
reflect discreditably on Senator
Hepburn. 1t failed to find it.
Then it sneaked into the byways,
and in some Hoisome alley, from a
source which has always been its
main reliance, "secured" a state
ment, "as having been furnished"
note that, "aS AaVimg been fur
msShed" and so on. The Statesman
does not say that any one ever did
state to it that Senator Hepburn
did not wish to have the record
brought into the Senate. 1t does
not pretend to have any knowledge
on the subject, except that it was
able, in an extraordinary way, to
Secure" from some source a state.
ment to the effect that some one
else surmised something. When
that kind of vague clubbing is
placed along side of Senator Hey
burns exl licit and emphatic state
ments, the unprejudiced mind is
driven to the conclusion that the
Boise Statesman is pitiful prevar-
icator, And then, to think of the
tremendous pose it has maintained
through all these years-a monu-
ment of somber rectitude enveloped
in a nimbus of purity and animated
by the soul of - fshwife.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-04-23
a THIN YARN.

The honorable Boise Statesman,
in proof of the fact that the Nor
mon church is a political orga MIA
ton, recently pat forth the fol-
lowing story with characteristic
pointless gravity:
Mr.. Hart held an office in the
church. A meeting of church officials
was called in Paris. 1t was pre-
sided over by Bishop Bulge. The
latter, after speaking to the meeting
on matters affecting the church,
took occasion to say it was the will
of the church that the Republican
ticket should be successful in that
county. Mr.. Hart challenged Mr..
Budge's authority. He cited the
manifesto in support of his conten-
ton that the members of the church
were lett free to do as they as they
wished in political matters.
In the midst of the colloquy Bish-
op Bulge cut him off abruptly and
stripped him of his ecclesiastical
dignities because of his recalcitran-
cy. He has remained in the ranks
ever since.
Mr.. Harris friends appealed to the
church. At the headquarters in
Salt Lake it was suavely explained
as in so many other cases at diff
ferent times-that Bishop Bulge act
ed without authority, but the churh
never took any action indicating
that it felt the Bishop had offended
against it in the matter. He was
not diciplined, but, on the contrary,
has been fully as influential since
that time as before; he always ap-
pears in politics represe nting the
churCh-and his efforts in any i'm
portant matter are crowned with
success.
There are two or three things in
connection with that old yarn that
mitigate against it. In the first
place, it is scant in the essential
element of truth. There is not
enough truth in it to make a re-
spectacle covering for the frame
work of falsehood. In the second
place, the honorable Statesman
would never have become quite
mean enough to publish it, were it
not for the fact that President
Bulge completely outgeneraled the
honorable Statesman in a political
maneuver involving the election of
a United States Senator and the
appointment of an assayer. In the
third place, and this is something
the honorable Statesman could not
possibly appreciate because It has a
slight flavor of humor, it makes of
the victim mighty ridiculous fig
ure. If this story were true, what
kind of an American citizen would
this same Mr.. Hart be? By the
testimony of that story, he is either
dangerous fanatic, a shameless
coward or a hopeless idiot. Any
man who will meekly submit to be-
ing robbed of his Ecclesiastical
dignities" for merely asserting his
political rights as an American cit
izen, and cravenly remain in the
ranks of the organization which
winks at his rape is unworthy the
protection Of the Stars and Stripes
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-04-23

T. E. Munk buys hides and pays
the highest cash price for them,
He will be at the Caldwell Storage
Company's building opposite the
c. W. Cooper Lumber yards. Look
him up before disposing of your
hides and pelts. #
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-09-04
SHE WAS WISE.

Fred, dear" said Mrs. Delicate,
Mrs. Neighbor was talking about you
the other day, and she said she
thought you didn't look well. Do you
know. I'm getting to be quite anx-
ious about you?'
What are you anxious about. I'd
like to know? Don't l eat and sleep
well?" he asked.
well, you sleep fairly we'll, and
your appetite is not so bad but
But what? Am I bent and stoop
shouldered and bald. or what is it you
mean?"
why, dear, I thought that possibly
you ought to get your life insured. You
know we have very little saved up, and
if you were to-"
MARY Jane, what on earth are you
talking about? To listen to you one
would think that l was in the last
stages of a galloping consumption. 1
am as healthy and strong as I ever
was in my life. There isn't any sort
of hard work which 1 cannot do"
'Oh, I'm so glad to hear that, Fred"
Mrs. Delicate gave a little gasp of joy
and threw her arms around his neck.
I'm so glad to hear you say you are
well and strong. because the lawn
needs moving so badly, and 1 was
drea dfully afraid that you were too ill
to run the lawn mower"
Whereupon, says the New York
Press, Mr.. Delicate went out and
shaved the grass in front of the house.
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-09-04
AN OBJECT OF TERROR.

Whether it is due to the ancient
stories of vampires or to some other
unknown cause. says the Philadelphia
Record, a woman seems to have an
Unborn dread of bats. and become alb
solutely limp at the mere mention of
the creatures. To be sure they are
repulsive things, and have the name
of being unclean. but from the ac-
tions of a bat when it finds itself in
proximity to human beings it does not
seem much more at ease than do its
enemies.
So far as can be learned no one
can be found who has actually been
attacked by the ordinary species. nor
does one hear of any unfortunate vic
tim getting one caught i'm her hair:
to take possession of her all the same.
Now what is this fear? Many women
are known to be afraid of mice and
other more or less repulsive intruders;
but let even a strong-minded indi-
vidual just find herself shut up in
room with a bat and no male pro-
tector about, and-well-the rest may
be left to the imagination! Bed
clothes and pillows are then very
nice. useful articles 10 retire under
In order 10 rumnate upon future ac-
ton.
There is a case on record where a
woman heard a noise in the night out
side her door. and, thinking IT was
a burglar in the dining room below,
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-09-04
FALSE JEWELS OF WEALTH.

Il see" remarked the head of firm
that manufactures imitation jewelry.
to the Philadelphia Press, that a good
deal of surprise is shown over the an
nouncement that Mrs. Pierre Lorillard
has taken to wearing false jewelry in
place of her rich real ones, which were
once stolen and then recovered in Lon
don.
''But Mrs. Lorillard isn't alone by
any means. Yesterday, for instance. l
sent a complete set Of imitation Jewels
to a rich and well-known PHILADELPHIA
society woman who didn't care to
wear her real ones up to Bar Harbor.
Il have copied everything she has
and I don't believe that anybody who
sees her will be able to tell that she
is not wearing the gems that are IN
a city safe deposit vault ! sent the
last piece, an emerald necklace, back
there yesterday.
"Snce March I have been duplicat-
ing these different pieces and have had
the originals to put before my work.
men that they may make no mistake
In the slightest detail The work was
not cheap. Good limitations are expen-
sive I'm comparison with the poor ones
everywhere on sale. But the lady prac-
ucaly has two sets OF stones. And
she need have no fear Of thieves"
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-09-04

light that was afterward described as
binding" flashed before the eyes Of
the startled passengers, whereunon
half the people in the car emitted veins
of terror and stood up to get the worst
of whatever harm was about to befau
them. The half that so conductAd
themselves were men. The other half
being women, sat still. Later, when
discussing the averted accident, one
man who by speech and manner had
contributed literally to the excitement
commented on the relative coolness oS
the sexes in times of danger
There is no use talking" he saia
to his wife, women are much drawer
than men. They always display mora
sanity at crucial moments. have been
in number of tight places and al
ways it was the men who raised the
racket. The women sat still and said
nothing. Take you and me as an ex-
ample. When that report sounded to-
night I bounced up and yelled as if
whole barrelful of firecrackers had
been set off under me- but you inst
sat there and never opened your head
Neither did the rest of the women. Can
you tell why?"
Il don't know" said the mans wife
why the rest of the women didn't
say anything, but 1 know why I didn't
l was scared so bad | couldn't"
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-09-04
ADVENT OF BABY IN JAPAN.

A hundred gifts in various shapes.
says Good Housekeeping, are offered
to the baby before its appearance:
toys, big ones, of course: pieces of cot
ton, silk or crepe, invariably with a
happy omen in their design, are a 10y
to the mother. The housemaids will be
busy with the baby's dress under the
supervision of the grandmother. It
will be no slight affair if the baby is a
boy, yes, especially if it be the first
son.
Parties coming with their congratu-
lations will begin TO stream into the
house the very next morning after the
announcement. They will bring dried
fish or a box of eggs to express their
good wishes, which will be returned in
some form of present when the baby
is two weeks old.
On the seventh day after the birth
comes the christening, and rice cooked
with red beans-doesnt red mean hap
piness will be sent among the
friends. Matsu (pine) is a favorite
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-09-04
HOW SHE MANAGED HIM.

Tom Gray is a very clever man.,
remarked one of his friends, accord
ing to the New York Tribune. He
has managed to effect by diplomacy
what most of us have tried and gem
orally failed to bring about by self
assertion, i. e., satisfactory freedom
OF marital action while remaining on
perfectly affectionate terms with his
wife. The first year of his marriage
he and his Maud were a typical pair
of turtle doves, and were never hap
Ply out of each others sight. Then the
man, as is generally the case, with
out loving his dear Maud any the
less, began to be interested in out
side things. She noticed this change.
and, Womanlike, resented it. They
mad one row after the other. Then
Tom considered the situation and de-
veloped Machiavellic talents. He did
not relax his devotion to his Maud
On the contrary, he became more and
more of an ardent lover He gave
her no peace. He would come up for
afternoon tea when she would be in
the midst of delightful gossip with
her especial intimates, and sit and
look at her fatuously, so that her
II lelluS NOuiu one Dy one make an
excuse for short stay. He was so
affectionate that it became rather tire
some, and one day Maud requested
quite sharply that he wouldn't paw
so much In the way of companion
ship it is undeniable that each sex
prefers its own, and Maud began to
long for the comfortable chat about
subjects dear to her soul with other
women; but Tom gave her no chance.
Finally she talked to him seriously
about the duties they both owed to
society. Tom took it in very good
part. He recognized the necessity of
sometimes speaking to other women.
and of keeping up his men friends,
and he promised to try to take an
interest in other people. l should
call them now a model couple. They
are fond of each other, but they are
also fond of their friends. She at
tends her dinners and bridge parties
and he goes unrestrictedly to his club.
and the amusing part of it all is, that
Maud thinks it is her clever man.
agement that has brought this emf
mently satisfactory state of affairs
about"