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Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1904-08-11
Founding Of Tammany socicfy

The Tammany Society was formed
in New York in 1889. chiefly through
the efforts of William Mooney, an up
holsterer in New York city. its first
grand sachem, TO oppose the FEDERAL.
lists.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1904-08-11
This Will Interest Mothers.

Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Chill.
dren, used by Mother Gray, nurse in
Children's Home, New York, Cure Fever
ishness. Bad Stomach, Teething Disorders,
move and regulate the bowels and destroy
Worms. Sold by all Druggists, Csc. Sample
FREE. Address A. S. Olmsted, Leroy. n. Y.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1904-08-11
Care OF the Hair.

IL is now generally agreed that many OF
the shampoos in use are injurious TO the
hair. The best treatment is frequent
brushing and absolute cleanliness Wash
the hair in a lather of Ivory Soap suds and
rinse thoroughly. Let the last water be
cool rs it closes the pores of the skin and
prevents colds.
ELEANOR r. PARKER.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1904-08-11
% Your Feet Ache and Burn7

Shake into your shoes, Aliens Foot
Ease, powder for the feet 1t makes
tight or New Shoes feel Easy. Cures
Swollen, Hot, Sweating Feet, Corns and
Bunions. At all Druggists and Shoe
Stores, 25c. Sample sent FREE. Adj
dress Allen s. Olmstcd, Leroy, n. Y.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1904-08-11
STATE or ONO. CRY or TOLEDO, =

Lucas COUNTY.
FRANK J. CHENEY makes oath that he Is senior
partner OF the firm of +. j CHENEY CO., doing
business In the city Of Toledo County and state
aforesaid. and that said Arm Will pay the sum or
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every
case CATARRH that cannot be cured by the uFe Of
HALLS CATAERH CURE.
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn To before me and subscribed in my pres
shce, this 9Th day of December, A. y. 1856
- A. W. GLEASON
SEAL NOTARY PCBLIc.
Halls Catarrh Cure r. taken internally and acts
directly on the blood and mucous surfaces Of the
system. send for testimonials. free. .
+ j. CHENEY a. CO, Toledo, D.
Sold ny all Druggists. Use.
Take lialIs Family Pills for constipation
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1904-08-11

The eating Of fruit which is neither
green nor over-ripe combined with the
drinking Of plenty OF pure water, is a
great thing for anybody
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1904-08-11
an OLD MAN'a TRIBUTE.
An Ohio Fruit Raiser, rs Years Old.
Cured OF a Terrible Case After Ten
Years Of Suffering.

Sidney Justus.
fruit dealer OF
Mentor, ~ h I. o
writes: II was
cured by Doan ,
Kidney Pills ot
a severe case OF
kidney trouble,
OF eight or ten
years standing.
| suffered tho
most s ev er .
hackache an a
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1904-08-11
ELEANOR r. PARKER.

An admiral flies his flag at the main
mast, vice admiral at the fore and q
rear admiral at the mizzcn
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1904-08-11

In Great Britain there are 1876 wom-
On commercial travellers on the road.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1904-08-11

Pso's Cure is tho best medicine we ever used
for al affections OF the throat end lungs VIM.
0. ENDsLEY, Vanburrn, Ind. Feb 10. 1900
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1904-08-11

1t is useless for some women to deny
that they married for money after YOU
see their susbands
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1904-08-11

Wealth is seldom won by those who
WOO IL for it's own sake
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1904-08-11

Mrs. Windows Soothing Syrup.
For children teethng aOftens the gums, reduces IN
nammation sllays pain cures wind collie %c bottle.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1904-08-11

In Korea dog meat is in great request
at certain seasons.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1904-08-11

It was o'clocl, before the convcn-
tian got down TO business. The com
mdttce on organization recommended
Mark w. Stevens, of Flint, for per-
manent chairman and Francis j. Me
lody, Of Detroit. for permanent secre-
tary. which was adopted.
Geo. i. Monaghan. OF Detroit, read
the report of the committee on reso-
buttons which went through with en-
thusiasm. And n rising vote.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1904-08-11

The Siberian sable, unless protected
by law. viii soon be extinct.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1904-08-11
Preliminary Work

When the convention met at >
o'clock Hon. John Miner. Of Detroit
was made temporary chairman ID. j..
Campau having called the assembly
10 order ana named Miner for the
place. The speeches were made by
Campau, Miner anu ex-senator Chas,
\. ToMne.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1904-01-05
SAD DEATH.
LITTLE ROY ROPER sUCCUMBs
TO AN ATTACK OF SOAR
LET FEVER.

Roy, the six year old son Of Man.
ager f. A. Roper, of the Western
Union Telegraph company. died al
1880 o'clock this morning from scarlet
fever at the family residence, 4io
North Fifth street An elder brother
contracted the disease several days
ago. and as he began improving the
younger one caught il, resulting in
his death. The funeral took place
this afternoon, burial at Oak Grove.
Mr.. ana Mrs. Roper, whose home
was formerly in Memphis, but who
came to Paducsh recently from Jack
son. Tenn, have the sympathy of .
large circle of friends they have made
since they came to Psducah.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1904-01-05
sEwED UP GIRLS HEART.

st. Petersburg, Jan. IA disptach
from Dsrpat says that DIR. Won Man.
teuffel, the great surgeon, succeeded
in saving girl that had a bullet in
her henrt. To your Dorpat correspon
dent he described the operation as fol
lows:
~ ohloroformed the young woman,
opened her breast and laid bare the
beating heart. The bullet had gone
into the wall of the organ without
hurting either of the chsmbers. re-
moved it by pressing both thumbs
against the object, which fell into the
hollow Of my hand, causing the loss of
a few drops of blood only. l sewed
up.the injured wall, replaced the or
gan and covered it mp once more. The
injured girl was able to leave the hos
pital In week. "
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1904-01-05

The Clyde arrived last night from
Tennessee river and will leave tomor
row night on return trip.
The Buttorff got away yesterday for
GAINESVILLE. She encountered many
difficulties with the Zee going up ia
Smithland bat had no accidents.
The Cowling made two trips yester.
day but will make none today, it is
given out.
The ferryboat Bette owen ia laying
MP, the ice being too heavy for her TO
90 against.
The Victor had been aground yester-
day at Birmingham but got in last
night from Tennessee river
The Hook is due in Saturday from
Tennessee river.
The Charleston got in last night
from Tennessee river.
?ho Quincy and inverness are in
Cumberland river laid TIP waiting for
the ice TO run out of the Ohio so she
can bring her tows here.
The Margaret is due out Of Tennes-
see river Friday
Superintendent Young Taylor, Of
the dry docks, put mp joke yesterday
on Captain Bill Edwards and informed
reporter that he had accidentally
broken his leg that morning. The
article was published and the river
men are having much fun out OF IT,
Captain Edwards enjoys the joke, too,
but wants the public to know that it
was all n joke.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1904-01-05
IN PADUCAH
EVERY CLAIM is BACKED BY
LOCAL TESTIMONY.

II the reader wants stronger proof
than the following statement and sI-
perience of a resident Of Psducsh,
what can 10 be.
Mrs. O. II. Wilson, OF 595 South
Fourth street, says: my father died
with Bright's disease. ana knowing
what he suffered I was continually
anxious about my own condition, par
ticularly 30 then. suffered untold
misery for years with bsoksohe and
kidney complaint. have had attacks
that compelled me to keep my bed for
weeks, and no matter how comfortable
my surroundings, the mattress seemed
like bed of rocks and every move
ment made felt like a dagger was
piercing me in the kidneys. The worst
attack ever had was Just previous TO
sending 20 Dubois < Cos drug store
for Dosns Kidney Pills. actually
collapsed there was swelling plainly
visible across the loins aud the aching
WIS exoruciating. When few dotes
of Doan's Kidney pills gave relief
could only call the help a Godsend.
4 continuation of the treatment dis
posed of the last attack. / eat we'll.
sleep better and at present am in the
best of health. Send anyone 20 me for
minuter particulars about my expert
ence with and opinions of Doan's Kid
ney Pills"
For sale by all dealers. Price so
cents Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo,
N. Y, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the nsme-Doan sand
take no substitute.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1904-01-05
ANOTHER FAKE
\ PICTURE MIRROR ATTRACTS
MANY PEOPLE IN MAINE.

Bangor, Me-, Jan 5-Bowdoin-
hams mysterious picture mirror is ex
citing more wonder than at first, for
new faces have appeared in it and
the house of Robert Warren, where
the mirror hangs, is visited by hun.
dreds of curious people daily
A few weeks ago Mr.. warren's wife
died, and ever since then faces have
appeared in the mirror, generally at
dusk, and remained in full view for
hours. First came the face OF an old
man, then that Of young girl. follow
ed by indistipct traceries as OF W God.
land scenes. None OF these was rec
ognized by Mr.. Warren or by any of
his neighbors. But now the face OF the
dead Mrs. Warren has come into tho
mirror distinct and unmistakable, a.
has also that Of Mrs. wsrren's mother.
Al first the stories were not believ-
cd, but responsible persons have visit
ed Bowdcinham fer the express pur.
pose Of viewing the phenomens, and
they declare that the faces and figures
do really appear in the mirror, being
most distinct st night, after the lamps
have been lighted, and that here has
been no misstatement or exaggeration
whatever in the matter. Many of the
are afraid to go near the
Warren house, declaring that it is
haunted. but Warren, a quiet and
pious old man, sits by the hour look
ing at the pictures in the old look ing
glass. and is not at all disturbed over
them. He believes that his dead wife
is trying to convey message to him.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1904-01-05
III This Bill to ElectrOcute Grim
inals in Kentucky Passes.
The Senator From Braoken Thinks
Hanging Criminals is
Demoralizing.
MUCH INTEREST IN BILL

Frankfort, Ky, Jan. 5.-"An act
to make move humane and less demon
slizing the execution Of condemned
criminals" is the title OF q bill pro.
viding for electrocution, which will
be introduced by Senator W. A.
Byron, of Braoken county, at the
present session OF the General As
sembly
The bill provides that criminals
shall be electrocuted within the walls
OF the penite ntiary instead OF hanged
at the county seats where they are
condemned The hour prescribed for
the hanging il "some time between
midnight and sunrise" The wit
nesses TO the hanging will be limited
70 the sheriff who delivers the pris-
oner, the prison physician, the Board
OF Managers, a Clergyman. three
friends Of the condemned man, three
representatives Of papers published in
the county in which the man was
tried aud the representatives OF Frnnk-
fort newspapers and such metropolitan
dailies a. may send correspondents
Senator Byron's bill Is modelled
after the ohio law lie says that he
believes the ends OF justice will be
served better by eliminating speotscu-
lar features from execution which,
held 81 county seats, have a demorsl.
izing effect upon the people and offer
an opportunity for display Of bravo
do on the part Of the condemned man
which appeals to the average crimi.
nal, and throws a glamour over death
on the gallows
Under the proposed law the Warden
Of the p,nit, ntiary, or the Deputy
Warden in his absence. would act as
cxecutioner, and his compensation is
hKcd at $50
The bin would, OF course, not be
retroactive. and would apply only TO
persons convicted after the enactnisn ut
of the law.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1904-01-05
Directory curlosi,ies.

Tho London Directory contains more
than four pages Of Browns" in its
commercial section and another page
an the court portion. But the Smiths"
Put even this nne record into mere in.
signihance. monopolizlng no fewer
than nine pages all TO themselves.
Harry" and John" being responsible
for a column each. Nearly eighteen
pages are occupied by puhllc-houses,
six beiug all that are required for
bakers shops.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1904-01-05
Salt Preserves Coal.

Recently experiments with a view
70 preserving the calorihc properties
of hard coal by immersion in salt
water were made. and II was demon
atrated that a loss of but 1 per cent
occurred. Stored in the ordinary way
coal loses about 80 per cent OF its Gallo
rihc power. Rainsodden coal is said
20 cause bunker fires, but the effects
Of coal soaked in sea water yet re-
mains 10 be seen.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1904-01-05
NE MS OF
THE RIVERS.
THE STAGES.

Cairo, i2.0-0.8 fall.
Chattanooga. 400. 2 fall.
Cincinnati, 11.6-0.9 rise.
Florence, missing.
Johnsonville, missing.
Louisville, 4.7-0. 8 fall.
Mt. Carmel, frozen.
Nashville, 9.4-0.3 fall.
Pittsburg, 4.0-i.4 rise.
Davis Island Dam, 6.f-rise.
81. Louis, 1904 fall.
Paducah, $40. 3 fall.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1904-01-05

One misplaced comma sent the Mas
saohuseus excise Law wrong. another
threatens a Nebraska prisoner with
the gallows Law trainers should
mind. besides their p's and q's. their
punctua;lOns.-Ncw York World.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1904-01-05

Observations taken at a IN. River
"a on the gauge. . fall Of 0.2 in the
last 20 hours. Weather clear and cold.
Temperature 20 with east wind.
SAUNDERS A. FOWLER,
Local Observer.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1904-01-05
MuRE HONOR FOR LINCOLN.
How coloref Woman Described the
Great Emancipstor.

How colored Woman Described the
Great Emanolpator.
Few evenings aro Secretary Cor
tclyou was enjoying a stroll in Lin
coin park, which happens to be not
far from his home on Capitol hill. In
front OF a bronze statue OF Lincoln
which adorns this square Mr.. Cortel.
you noticed two colored women, one
OF whom, as evidenced by her dress,
was from the country and taking In
the sights of Washington with a city
relative And you cant guess who
dat is?' the Washington woman was
repeating. pointing to the statue o.
the emancipation Il don't guess
can" was the response OF the visitor.
who is it?" why. chile" said the
ebony guide proudly dat am de in.
stigator oh our renown. Saturday
Evening Post.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1904-01-05
Big Hearted Jim Elected Tn.
animOusly Last Evening.
Market Master Joe Woods Is Chosen
Captain Of Police to Succeed
Captain Bailey.
LIEUT.. HARLAN REELECTED

Chief Of Police James Collins 10
again IN charge Of the police force of
Paducah. BE became chief this morn
ing, having at special meeting Of
the police commissioners last night
been unanimously chosen chief to
serve the present year. There were
but two candidates. The board, with
all members present, met at the city
hall Chief Collins and former Mar
shall Grow were the only applicants,
and the former was chosen.
Market Master ice Woods was
chosen captain Of police to succeed
Captain Henry Bailey, who yesterday
became city clerk. This was tipped
of by The Sun several weeks ago, ~
were also the election of chief and
lieutenant.
Lieutenant Frank Harlan was re
elected. and the board decided to make
no further appointments last night.
The salaries of the offices filed last
night are: Chiet, 500; captain, S75;
lieutenant, $40.
Chief Collins was chief of police a
year ago when the court of appeals de-
cided that the city marshal should act
as chief, and voluntarily stepped out
until Marshal Crows time expirede.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1904-01-05

M/E start the year with special offer in our
w Ready -toWear Department, and hope that
you will likewise make good beginning by taking
advantage of your first opportunity to buy at such
bargain prices. These goods must be sold to make
room for new, hence the prices you find below.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1904-01-05
Book on Bamboo.

A German named Sporty has pub
lished a book OF nearly two hundred
pages, with one hundred Illustrations
showing the varied uses made of bam
boo in japan.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1904-01-05

Bloomington, Ill, had an exciting
Sunday because of mob violence as an
incident of a street car strike
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1904-01-05
CAPT. BUOKNER's CONDITION.

Dallas, Tex, Jan. 5-There is no
change in the condition of James NJ.
Buckner. DIR. Baird says he sees no
hope of recovery.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-08-13
A Modest Request

Captain-You've
made a mistake.
madam. The boat
doesn't sail until
tomorrow.
Lady Passenger
oh, dear, isn't
tn t too ba d.
But couldn't you
change the date
just to oblige me2
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-08-13
Enemies Now.

mo man could
kiss me-" said
Miss Antique, with
decided emphasis.
"Oh, 1 d o MT
know" rejoin e d
Miss S w e eth e SIS.
Some men are
awfulIy reckless.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-08-13
Explained.

take it away"
shouted the king
of Bkploo. What
on earth is the
matter with the
meat? Are you
trying to poison
me ?"
1T must have
BEEN" the chef
humbly explained,
"that the gentle
man 1 cooked this
afternoon was a
bitter sectarian."
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-08-13
His Strong Point.

Mrs. Gooding
For my part 1
can't understand
why you desire to
associate with Mr..
Emptyhead. He is
one of the least
int er IS tin g per-
sons I ever met.
Mr.. Gooding II
must admit that
he is not very
brilliant, but he is
the only man I
know very well
who never gives
me any advice as
to how we ought
to bring up our
boy.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-08-13
Friendly Boost.

era C Eff e d
Higgins asked me
last night If I did
not think you
would make some
man a good wife.
Mae-And what
did you say?
Grace - oh, 1
merely said 1
thought you'd be
glad of a chance
to test your abil-
ity to make good.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-08-13
Some Husbands.

"But 1 thought
your husband was
such an active
man"
active! If it
wasn't for me I
don't believe he'd
get up in time to
go to bed"
"Ah, well, that's
better than some
h usbands, you
know, who scarce
ly go to bed in
time to get up"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-08-13
Repartee.

Jones-If / were
you, old fellow, I
wouldn't be a fool.
Brown = Quite
true. Still you
should not let it
make you dissat-
isfied with your
lot, Jones.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-08-13
Her Moneys
Worth.

Whatever in
duced you to mar
ry s u C h a bi g
man %
well, he mar
ried me for my
money, so 1 want
ed to get my mon
ey's worth"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-08-13
Honeful.

Algy - Do you
think eccentricity
is an indication of
superior inteIli=
gence in a man?
Ola d y s-N o t
necessarily, but it
indicates a differ
ence from the gen
eral- run of mas
culine mentality.
And any difference
is hopeful.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-08-13
The Object At
tanned.


"Have you read
the latest INSTALL
ment of my sto-
ry
yes, and I can't
commend it. 1t
does not advance
the action of the
story at all SO far
as 1 can see."
What are you
t alkin g about?
The story is to fill
$50 pages. That
in s tallm emit adj,
va n C e s it t e n
pages"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-08-13
HER CHEEK.

st like your cheek said the indig-
nant maiden to the youth who kissed
her.
"And like yours said he as he
kissed her again.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-08-13
One In a Thou
sand.

One In a Thou
sand.
81 on e s is a
wonderful man."
How so ?"
You know he
is always playing
practical jokes on
people"
Eyes"
"Well. when we
were out swim
ming the other
night some one
tied his shirt full
of knots, and he
didn't threaten to
lick the smart AL
eek if he ever
found out who it
was"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-08-13
A Careful Father.

James, our son
Arthur is coming
back from the
dental college this
w e e k, a n d he
wants to practice
on some teeth"
well, you can
let him have that
old saw hanging
UP in the garnet if
he'll promise not
to break the teeth
Off"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-08-13
ADDRESSING THE BALL.

Don't you think Duffer has a grace
full way of addressing the baIl?"
'fWell, if anybody addressed me in
that kind of language there'd be a fight
II he was twice as big as Duffer; that's
ALL
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-08-13
Just the Game For
Him,

81 am surprised
to hear that you
are so enthusiast
tic over golf, Sill
& h e r. Do y o u
play ?"
mot in a thou
sand years. Why,
L wouldn't know
a link from a ball
loon. But my wife
is SO completely
taken up with the
game that she has
quit trying to run
me-"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-08-13
An Exclusive
Family.

Mrs. Forundel-
What? Invite the
Downtown girls to
our party! Why,
my dear, their IA
Their is in trade.
He keeps a shop,
Miss Forundel-
I know, ma, but
he is awfully ex-
elusive. He never
adver tbs e S an d
doesn't have to
serve a customer
once a week.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-08-13
She Wasn't Inter
ested.

He - What are
you reading?
She "Happi-
ness In Married
Life.
He - What adj
vice does it give
wives -?
S h e Il d o MT
know I'm read
ing the advice to
husbands.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-08-13
AN EVIDENCE.

Callers-Is your mamma quite well
today?
Freddy-I guess not.
Callers-Is she lying down?
Freddy-No, but she acted real ugly
when 1 told her who was here.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-08-13
AN INFERENCE.

AIgy = How old would you take
Fweddie to be?
CholIy-Cawn't say. He looks young,
but it must take yeahs of experience to
weah monocle- as gwacefully as he
does.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-08-13
AN INsINuATioN.

Maud-Charley proposed to me last
night, and we're engaged
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS How did you
manage it2
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-08-13
DYING OUT.

ga medical man says bashfulness is
disease
He might have added that it is
pretty nearly an extinct one
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-08-13
As Indicated.

He=I wonder if
the report is true
that old Gotrox
bought his daugh-
ter a husband?
S b e II d o MT
know But the
poor fellow looks
as if he had been
sold.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-08-13


to hovft came OUT"
of the
os Icantun howl
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1904-08-13
Suited Him Too.

He-How do you
like this place, my
dear?
She-Oh, I am
speechless.
He-Speechless ?
That's good. Then
Wen stay here.
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Getting at the
Facts.

JoneS-The duel
has had it's day.
Brown-On the
contrary, my dear
fellow, it never
had a day.
Jones-It didn't,
Ell?
Brown-No; two
seconds was it's
limit.
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Hands and Hands.

Miss Sue Brette
Don't you like
to hold hands?
Mr.. Jack Pott-
Yes; good hands.
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Plausible Theory.

George won
der why some
kisses are so much
sweeter than 9TH
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Fred = Differ
ent brand of mi
crobes.