The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1904-03-17
MISSOURI NOTES

predicted snow WEDNESDAY,. 9 70 NJ
peal "a he officers 81 the Law for pro
lection.
Although nobody ever looked for 4
before there is much surprise being
expressed over the discovery o. coal At
Burlington Junction.
The Usage News follows the Ann
problem with This one. A tin pail and
its ' cost sl.l0. The pail cost 81
more than the cover What did each
eostg
The Cameron Sun. after giancing
over les subscription books. Is uneasy
about the report that hog cholera is
abroad in Missouri. II fears for the
safety Of some Of its delinquent sub
scribers.
There Is a package In the lamar
postofnoe addressed 10 Some Red
headed Girl" II is from the Indian
Territory and instructions with il tell
the postmaster TO destroy It II no one
calls for it.
Jewell Mayes Of the Richmond Mis-
sourian. tool a poke at the Atlanta
Constitution Thursday for using a
poorly constructed sentence and in
the very next column he called a song
a ballad"
A number Of the students who are
working their way through the state
university win be offered employment
as operators OF roller chairs al the
Worlds Fair. Students from ~universi-
sge- - orflo~.. al ,rxso- So .nr.frw
win be offered similar positions
Editor Bowman, Of The King City
Democrat has been appointed janit9r
Of his church over several other as
Pirants for the place and thus the
power Of the press has again been
demonstrated.
A Sedalla barber broke into a barber
shop q week or two ago and stole about
sl00 worth Of tools. He eluded the
officers until Wednesday. and then he
started 20 leave the town. When he
reached the suburbs, a wave Of re-
morse struck him and be halted unde-
cided as to whether TO give himself up
or not. Finally he resolved TO let 8
coin decide. A quarter tossed in the
air decided that he should go back and
surrender 10 the police. and be did H. 3
Paw Paw Bazoo. You've heered
about the phoneygraft, uf course sea
Ezra Fox 70 Caleb Withers. Petey
Jones an me and Alex Knocks,
Wen. Il is mighty wonderful an
makes some music fine. but keep 'em
frum yer Uncle EE-no p~honeygrnfts
In mine. The ether night az / O'Clock
| I come home frgm the lodge an snck
| my shoes off, hopln' Aunt Ems Jaw
/, cud dnoFe. I viii admit I'd had q sir
tso Uuch-er maybe, two-but sti.
my brain wus clear enough 70 tell me
! what 10 do. I found the keyhole ali
o. X. an got up to my clear
forgot that -phoneygrsft an that Their,
sealed my doom. In huntin' softly fer
a chair teched the startin' spring an
: with a squeak that blamed machial
began TO play IN sing The Bambo,
Tree come sehecehin' out. That set
tied things fer me. Aunt En- COM
! iumpin' out NJ bed an struck a lsh.
20 see She ser: Well. Ezra. fun aging
I give a trip an fell. an. landin' o.
Z that phOneygraft, ! smashed q all q
he'll Aunt En wus mad-you bet you
= lie. she driv me of 10 bed an
talked so much 'twould take ten day
20 tell you all she said. never ha.
a word % say. but IN my heart
laughed, because, although I'm sooli
I'd me. ! smashed that phoueyErafi
] hope. sea Ezra euttin frum his pln.
a Eoodly chew. some day to meet mi
EdIson-Tve got = thing or two ia lTk.
20 tell him. Jest fer fun. about HI
blamed machine" Then Ezra went q
up the road just feciin' hghuF
mean.
AZ present food prices. J. G. Meyer
the Jasper county man who taste
forty.niue DAYS recently. should b
far enough ahead on his board bin Z
take a triP 20 the worlds fair.
Eggs are going down aEaln in Mi
- souri, Prices are now 80 reasonAhl
that boarders are beginning 20 hav
courage enough to ask for egg
again.
A Cole county young farmer went |
jefferson City the other day 90 spen
a week and blow To 81 be saved dn
+. iag the winter seeing the town"
Joe Funk. who lives at Happy He
lov. lear Bethany. has two SOUS Wit
u iWonty.nine pigs, Joe says be woal
rather have his two sows than any tw
Il hens 10 Missouri.
- The culture Of American geaseag
setting 20 be Of considerable lmpo
n lance from q commercial siandpoin
IA Il Is u~nQuesu0nahly the creates
4 money maker known 20 the world q
day. 4 Is becoming Very popular Z
an adjunct TO the truck gardel
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