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TRAVELS OVER $4,000
KILOMETRES IN AUTO.

sPT5-TAI. fY CABLE To THE ST Iorrs Pc
Geneva. Sept S.-(Copyright. Isal)-M-
Henriot. French autonobiilst, and his
wife. who have been making a tour in
Africa and Europe upon an automobile
for heavy wager. have arrived here
from. Italy
The conditions Of the bet are that VI.
Hcnriot shall cover % 90 kiiome;erS within
a year. He started from Ostend In Oc-
tober 1890. and has since passed through
France. Spain. Morocco. Algeria. Trip0li.
Egypt and Italy TO Geneva.
He met With many adventures IN North
Africa where he was twice robbed He
has already covered more than $500 kiio-
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-09-04
VOLCANO ON LAKE CHElAN.
Smoke Seen Rising From Snow
Capped Peak

REPC RLiC sPLCIAL.s-
Cheiau. Wash. sept a-On two recent
steamer trips passengers and crew have
noticed smoke issuing from 4 high noun
tain peak on the south side o: the iaks
Coupled with the fact that there are no
forest fires IN thai vicinity and that the
mountain Il covered with moro or less
Snow. It Is thought 60 be OF volcanic
origin
Some Of the oldest Indians IN this sec
ton have ssid that there Is a mountain
full OF FIRE and noise on Lake Chelan- A
few wears axe the water OF Upper Lake
Ch.Iar was 80 agitzted that 4 launch was
capsized and the occupants had narrow
escape with thelr lives. Not knowing
xha; else IL might be Il was called a tidal
wave.
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GEORGE GOULD PAYS WELL
FOR HANDSOME BULLDOG.

sPEaIAL. By CABLE TO THE ST. LOUIS RE-
PUBLIC AND THE NEW YORK HEIAT.D
London. Sept 3.-tCopyTight, 1904. This
weeks doggy papers have much 20 say
about Mr.. George J. Gould's price for the
purchase OF the bulldog champion. Heath
Baronet from Mr.. e. A. Mills.
The Stock Keeper describes the sale as
one OF the greatest that has ever taken
place IN bull dogs Commenting on the
merits Of the dog. the same paper says:
Heath Baronet gained his iaureIs
wholly and solely by his many sterling
merits his magnificent RIBS deep brlsket
and perfect quarters. gaining him the
honor being about the best barreled SPEC
linen OF the breed alive. He scores q 50
where so many up-to-dats bulldogs fall
In soundness-
That he may continue to hold the
prominent position across the Atlantic
that he held here "a we are sure. every
ones wishes 90 the dogs neE owner"
Mr.. Gould also bought an Cnxtown
brindle dog for Mr.. c. Kemp. the price be-
ing 70. Our Dogs says:
The price paid for Heath Baronet
equals the price paid for Rodney Stone
IT Is lot. but he Is better worth IT than
many bulldogs recently sold to the Other
side OF the Atlantic. who have not been
worth what they have fetched"
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WOMAN LIVED IN
BED FOR FIFTEEN YEARS.

Pen ArgyI. Pa. Sept. s--Mrs- Anna
Bray. who fifteen years ago. determined.
for some reason OF her own. to spend the
remainder OF her days In bad. arose a
week ago to-day for the first time. having
tired OF her resolution She had her meals
brought 10 her regularly. and pot once
did she require the aid OF a physician.
During her stay in the house the town
knew as a village % a few hundred IN
habitants in the busy town OF the pres
ent day. This afternoon she rode in a
trolley car fo- the first time.
She says there Is too much hustle and
hustle" In a city. and Shs may again -
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-09-04
LEBAUDY AIRSHIP BREAKS
FROM M00RINGS IN GALE.

sPDrTAY. By CABLE TO THE ST. LOUIS RE
PUBLIC AND THE NEW YORK HERALD.
Paris. Sept 2-tCopyright, isoiGThe
Lebaudy airship. No. 2. was sent upon a
trip 70 Molsson. but owing to the high
wind, descended and was then fastened
BY ropes 10 a tree
Ths wind snapped the ropes and the bal
loon began to ascend Of its own accord.
Tho blot and his assistants tried 20 stop
the fight OF the sIrship. but IL rose to a
thousand feet and sailed IN a westerly
direction.
". Pierre Lebaudy. who was present.
with his automobile. started In pursuit
The balloon vas finally found near Ev.
rent. having descended owing 10 conden-
satton The balloon was uninfured hut
the framework was strained
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INDEPENDENCE OF AMERICAN
WOMEN A NATIONAL PERI? ?.

British Writer Asserts That Unwingness Accept the Duties Of
Maternity and the Tendency Toward Getting Always the
She Can for Her Male Relatives Money Will Soon Form
Momentous Race ISSUE Whose Results Will be Profoundly
Marked.
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Cole CouAty Repablieas Cosvension.
~

jefferson City. Mo-. Sept 3-Thc Col.
County Republican County Convention
met to-day in this city and nominated a
county ticket as follows: Representative,
Conrad Waldecker: Collector. Arthur r.
Grirashaw: Prosecuting Attorney. L. A.
Schirmsr: Sheriff. William Bauer: Treas
W0&, George T. 6obansons Assessor.
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New York sI.epers
Via Neutrality-suspicious. leave ST Louis
daily 80 T. m. $3.50 noon. Il u p. m.
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HONORABLE j. N. F00TE AND SAOOERS
DO SOME QUIET KNOCKING;

j. n Foote Describes Their Meeting at the Fair
Their Remarkable Discussion and Republican Poll.
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Mrs Katie Forbrich. 10 W. nth St.
Chicago. Ill. writes:
".Ny Little son is entirely we'll nov.
! kept strictly 10 your advice, which
gave him back his health after sesHiy
Two years of suffering. fca4 sever
thank you esou1h for what ys0r great
medicine, Peryss. and yosS valuable
adv &c have done for my little boy.
re is far now ssd can digest his fo0d.
ard is rho picture Of health. Mrs.
Katie Forbrich.
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Nr, n Seymour. I7Zi5 sebor street.
Chicago. Ill. writes:
my children had catarrhal difficult.
flies of the head and throat. Acting on
The advice Of friend I gave Them
Peruns. IS fbey insisted IL Won d no.
hiru Them, ana noticed thar in a
coup c Of weeks they were much I'm
proved. This WIS giad 10 note. as ]
did nor VISIT them 10 hsye cRfArrh.
Kept giving IL 10 them in small doses
for q month. discontinued IL for sbSy,
a weeh sHd then gave IL 10 them for
another month. Twas pleased TO find
al fbe end Of thar time Thar the, we're
free from csfarrh- ! u6hesifafi1yIy
give Peryns my endorsement, IS Ian,
sure that IL viii nor fat 10 do good 10
anyone thar takes IL. "-Hrs. Seymour.
DERUNA - p great family medicine.
IRE women praise IL as well a. the
men.
It Is Just the thing for me many uttle
catarrhal ailments OF childhood
PeruHa protects tho family against
coughs. colds. catarrh. bronchitis, ca
tarrh Of the stomach. liver and kidneys
u Is JUS; a. sure 20 cllre case OF catarrh
OF the bowels as it Is case OF catarrh
OF the head.
II You do no: derive prompt and .atis-
vr.te a. once 20 Dr. Hartman. giving a
:uI Statement OF your case. AID 10 VIII
be I-easad 20 give you his valuable ad-
vice gratis.
Address Dr.. Hartman. Prssidsn. OF
The Hartman sanitariurn. Columbus. o.
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B1eks' Ii(ui6 CaDa1ine instantly cures
boadaoAA AxAauB.1ou, indiGDst1on and colds,
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The Soldiers Idle Time.

Military life is necessarily made up
largely of loafinG. You cannot keep a
man continuously at drilling, marching
or any other branch of military train
ing for eight hours day and five or
six days week. You have to invent n
great many other jobs for him, even to
make pretense of keeping him occu-
pied. But these Jobs are nearly all
''loafing" Jobs. and when 1t is all done
the soldier has great many more idle
hours on his hands per diem than any
other man in the same rank of life.
do not know whether it is possible to
arrive at any remedy for this, but, If
1t is, the direction In which | should
look for the remedy would be to make
every soldier work Mt some other trade
for n certain number of hours each
day. The number of hours might be
shorter In the summer, when there is
more opportunity for training and mill
tary exercise, and longer in the winter
If this We're practicable, no doubt it
would make an enormous difference TO
the value OF the soldier as citizen
when he leaves the ranks London
Truth
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A PAINTERS ARTlFlCE.
The secret of the Color In One al
Turner's Pictures.

The Secret of the Color In One of
Turner's Pictures.
The late Mr.. IIorsley, X. A, has re-
corded that at one time he situated al
most daily one of Turner's finest water
colors, called The SnOwdon Range"
admiring especially the tender warmth
of the light clouds encircling the moon.
He tried all sorts of glasses 10 see II he
could discover how the particular glow
was gained, but without success.
Chance revealed the secret The pic
ture began to buckle from its mount.
and its owner, Sir Seymour Haden
put 1t into the hands OF n noted expert
To be remounted. When he had sue
cessfully removed 1t from its old mount
the expert sent for the owner To show
him what he had discovered. a circle
of orange vermilion had been plastered
on the bnck with an ivory palette knife
where the artist wanted the effect and
then worked off sufficiently far through
the pores Of the previously wetted pa
per to give the show Of color, while re-
tanning the smooth surface, without a
trace of workmanship on the right
side.
This may hive led MIR. IIorsley him
self to Use, ms he did, brilliant orange
as the foundation for n white muslin
dress.
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ST. SWITHIN'S DAY.
The venerable SuDerstition That Is
Associated with July Ii.


st. Swithins day falls on July 10,
and in England there Is superstition
that If Ii rains on that date the sue
ceeding forty days will. he wet and IT,.
on the contrary, st. Swithin's day be
fair then the succeeding twoscore
days will likewise be pleasant. The su-
perstition is venerable, for one OLD his
torian remarks that st Swithin, II
holy bishop of Winchester, about the
year $50 was called the weeping st.
swithin, for that about his feast Prae-
sepe aud Aselli rainy considerations.
arise cosmical1y and commonly cause
rain"
Another version of the story IN that
the good bishop left orders nj his death
that he should be buried in the open
churchyRrd and not I'm the chancel.
The monks. however, disobcyed the
wishes of their dead and laid him TO
rest on July IL within the minister.
whereupon rain fell heavily and con
tinually till on the fortieth day the of
Tending priests became alarmed and
hnstened to fulfill their dead bishops
request.
Statistics furnished by the officials
at Greenwich observatory discredit the
accuracy of the whole tale, The figures
for one period of twenty years go To
show that the greater number of rainy
days after st SWithins day followed Il
dry July II.
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A CIoek without works.

In the courtyard of the palace Of Yer.
sailles is clock with one hand. called
LHorloge de In Mort du Roi 1t con
tains no works, but consists merely of
n face In the form of sun, surrounded
by rays On the denth Of king the
hand IL set to the moment OF his de
mise and remains unaltercd till his sue.
cessor has joined him In the grave
This custom originated under Louis
XIII. and continued till the revolution
1t was revived on the death of Louis
XYIlI., aud the hand still continues
fixed on the precise moment of that
monarchs death
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MnLins the Chances Even.

In days when tavern brawls in Eng
land were frequent and swords were
out on the slightest provocation com
mon fairness demanded that the blades
of chance combatants should be of
equal length. In n sudden ARRAY
there would be no thought Of measur-
ing swords, so the authorities took the
matter into their own hands at the
gates of the city of London. where
every gallant was liable to be chal-
lengcd, and If the public official found
any blade beyond thirty-siX inches
the smith stood by to snap off the steel
TO the required length. In Queen Eliz-
practice
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OPEN AIR STATE JAIL
Primitive Place of Confinement In
Montenegro.

The open air state Jail of Cettinje.
Montenegro. Is unique in Europe. This
primitive place of confinement is sit
uutcd in the principal public square OF
the Montenegrin capital. Persons
guilty of such minor offcnses az as
saut or petty thefts are sentenced to
Imprisonment In the open air Jail. The
prisoners are allowed To roam about
the square ut WILL the mere fact that
they have been deprived OF their weap-
ons being considered appropriate pun
ishment At night the prisoners are
removed to n room In the town hall.
where they have fur more comfortable
quarters than they would have at
home The thought of escaping from
their open mir Jail seldom occurs 10
them, and even II II did there IL no
place where they could find refuge, The
Montencgrins are. above all, men of
honor, and were prisoner To escape
the population of Cettinje would soon
be nj the heels of the fugitive guilty
having broken his promise not To ut.
tempt to escape. New York Tribune
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Bread.

Freshly made bread is more indi-
gestible than stale bread because it is
more moist and becomes more solid
in the mouth; hence more impenetra-
bic to the saliva and the gastric juices.
For the same reason bread crust Is
more digestible than what is beneath
1t, being drier Bread may be unfit
for use from being made of adulterat-
ed or too old flour, by turning sour or
developing u bitter taste from the
yeast, from getting moldy and from
insufficient fermentation in the rising
process, which leaves it too heavy for
the digestive fluids to act we'll upon
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PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD.
The Standard Railway of America.
Protected throughout hy the
lNIERl0CklNG SWITCH AND BLOCK
SIGNAL SYSTEM.
BELNIDERE DIVISION
1nHNs ear INV yonN AND rnlAnrlrna

Tn and after June -, tut
I9HVr Sfraudshure % t. y " RR ) Il ~
s 5u tAlnnllays onlvl. q }s. II - n m . II and
= n r. m SUNDAYS Il 10 a m and > is u IN
Leave Yannnkt Chunk -, wa tNoniays
SUNDAY. : q a. m, and Z ii y m
Leave Beyidere 30 and 1910 II m u 81,
PSI and 5iGp m sunday. 80 a m and h I;
"a m ~ ~ ~ III ''i''' =
Leave Phlhpsbure 100. 500 o ~ tNondays
only. and i0.8s "A. M, 90. q q AMI 6ig u m
SUNDAY, < % a m. and t. - u m
Leave FrenchtDWu 36 and II II a m a.
z md i 3 u m Sundays. Is - n m and
: 05 p m
Leave Pennington 30 m, 1850 and -
p. M week DAYS
days oulyl, and II % a. N, 20s / 30 AMI : %
p. m sunday, $ u a. m, and AZ p m.
days only a IN, 12l9 80, 5Oe and - u m
sunday, 9u9 "A IN and 5 ~ pm
Arrive at West PHILADELPHIA pS 10 1881.
~ IS, and nli 81 tSIandays "m ii m, III %,
p3 ~, "a st aud rs IS p M SUNDAY na5s A. M
and uans u m
Arrive Philadelphia BROAD Street Station
$ 81 g.35 10 o.. II - (Mondays nnly) II m. IS,
3 49, d M and \ 4, u m SUNDAY nj nI a m and
VIE y m
Arrive New York via Trenton, . y, 1o3s and
and ie48 m Sunday, II rs ',' m \, and 10 q nm
rp4f>. f,a>f >.,,,, ,.,,,,,, ~, mn ,,,.,,,,,
neAiNs R''M NJ" H''hN AND fllliNifiriiiA
=, Wei went -ihlrd street station ~ loa5
- tSafurdayS oniyl u M - 10 80 and
3.h5 y m sunday, 6.Oi Il m and = 81 y III.
Leave New York, Desbrosses aud tortlandt
streets, VIA trenton, 500 ll1a- m l9W noon
Saturdays only, l.al, 2.20, i0O and G.m =. H.
sunday hl} m and 900 p m.
Leave Philadelphia tliroad Street station
1as aud Huh m, l2W noon, l02 Saturdays
only ~ tiambertyllle only), 3 81, 5.m uhil-
ilpsburs only and go =. m sunday 80 a m
and 10 L III.
Leave West Philadelphia c6t2, cAH II. m,
Ct2t@ noon, 81 a. Saturdays only 233 liam
hertNtlle only, c}% C3w Phlhpshurg only,
and eaot m weekdays sundays, e - "A III,
and q, u mn
Leave Trenton. -, aa6 a m, / 0S, l51 tSatur-
day only, = lLambcrtvlle only, 4.25, $50
Phlihpsbnrg only, and 1.53p m. sunday SA%
| ~, and 500 I. III.
Arrive iamhertVillo S y, 10 q a m, 10, = -
saturday. only, io2 i.fS. & " and s& m.
SUNDAY, 9ls u m and S33 p M
Lave iambertville for Pennington SITS IN
100 and 81 p III week days.
Arrive Pennington ll5a M, , ~ and 5.15 p m
week DAYS
Leave l.amhertville for Mannnka Chunk
and Stroudsburg SCI, lO2ia m. 10, : ~ {Sat-
| urdaNs only, i and So y m Sunday, Az
| Il M NIB 7 m For Phillipsburg and Eastun
| only, b.es j III weekdays.
Leave trenehtown 800. 10 70, n m, : IL, sill
nm 80 = M ,M9Gehdays 70" m, Sa9 2 m sun,
na "a, :, - III uuhpS"u'R ana Eastoh only ~
Arrive Philipslnre o ~ and II r n m. ai5
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All Druuuists

ask the readers of this paper who are
suffering with indigestion or dyspep-
STA to call ON them ut once and get a
bottle of kodol Dyspepsia Cure. If
you knew the value of this remedy AS
we know it, you would not suffer
another day. Kodol Dyspepsia Cure
is thorough disestant and tissue
building tonic as we'll. 1t is endors-
ed personally by hundreds of people
whom it has cured of Indigestion, dys-
pepsia, palpitation of the heart and
stomach troubles generally, Kodol
Dyspepsia Cure digests what yon eat.
1t is pleasant, palatable and strength
ening.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1904-09-07

Mrs. Brown was downtown yes
terday. l didn't know but l might
meet you, Mrs. Greene was down
town, too, and I'm awfully sorry |
didn't see you. Little Johnny Greene
Ma. don't you remember we saw Mrs.
Browns dog and you said. "Come, let's
hurry away from here. That old cat
must be somewhere near" What old
cat did you mean. ma?
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Don. ?u. On PAINTING
Till Fall.

Well be busy then and will
have to charge you higher prices
than we can afford to take now,
when we are anxions To keep
our men at work. Our me-
chanics are careful men, who
will do no damage to your
shrubbery and cause you no
unneces sary trouble. Our ma
terials are the very best, mixed
with the utmost care, and when
we paint we do the work so
well that ii stays painted. Let
Us give you special price for
painting your house this month.
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Piles upon top of piles of people have
the Piles, and De Wits Witch Hazel
Salve cures them. There are many
different kinds of Piles. but if you get
the genuine and original Witch Hazel
Salve made by f. G. Dewitt u Co. of
Chicago, enre is certain. Ii A. lis
dale, of Summerton, $. G says Il
had piles % years and DeWit's Salve
cured me after everything else failed. .
Sold by all druggists.
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The Gentle Art.

Visitor Ito particular friend, who has
had several new dresses laid on the
bed to choose FROM | do wish you
would tell me the name OF the woman
you sell your things TO. I've got lot
Of old gowns like these that l want To
get rid Of Punch
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appearances are deceitfu" ia an
old saying which was illustrated by an
days ago
She drew out n sum very near the
$1,000 mark. The banker kindly asked
her II she did not wish an escort tn
her destination In order Ia insure pro.
lection for the large amount Looking
calmly Mt the banker, she replied
why, nobody would think | had more
than Sl25r'3 Rumford Falls Times
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For Sale, Glass Store front with
double doors, at the Grand Depot.

Let me say have used Ely's Cream Balm
for catarrh and.can thoroughly receomend it
for what il claims Very truly, tRev) IL W
Hathaway, Elizabeth, N. J.
1 tried Ely's Cream Balm and TO all appear
ances am cured of catarrh The terrible head
aches from which l have long suffered are
gone.-W, j. Hitchcock, late Major L. s. Vol
and A. A Gen, Buffalo, n Y.
The Balm does not irritate or cause sneez-
ing Sold by druggists at 80 cts. or mailed
by Ely Bro theirs, 50 Warren ST., Now York,
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An Initiation Accented.

mo, l never carry my watch when
go out" she said artlessly. Il am SO
careless that it wouldn't he safe. Why,
person could steal anything right
from under my nose, and wouldn't
miss it," Then the young man by her
side stole a kiss, and she didn't seem
to miss il
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Gollifer-You used TO make a good
living in the country, but you don't
seem to be making your salt In town.
Why did you leave the farm? Gosch-
Because couldn't bring II with me. 1t
was held down by a mortgage.--Chica-
go Tribune.
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0. |. BLACK WE'LL.
Law and Real Estate,
OFFICE in New Bank building, ed foorl
LAMBERTSILIE, n.

For ;Ront or Sale House and Lot acre
sale price, $500.
For Sale-Farms, from % to 2l0 acres-lacat-
ed in Karitnn, Amweli, kingwood and Della
ware townships, lInnterdon Go Prices right
and on easy terms
For Sale IN l.amhertvlle-
Deleyan St, brick house, s rooms, barn cheap
Clinton St frame house,s
\. Union St brick house, new
Main st, brick honse, s rooms, cheap
cottonwood st, brick house L rooms, cheap.
For Sale in Stockton
. frame housc-one having Bakery attached
Fixtures will be sold also To right party
For Sale, Hotel properties
desirable stands, on easy terms, located in
Hnnterdon County, N. J., and Bucks and
Northampton Counties, Pa
Always have good mortgages on hand fol
parties seeking investment. Rate of Interest
per cent on amounts Of 1900 and less
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Ross" began the beggar. won't yer
help poor
See here" interrupted Goodheart
Il gave you some money last week"
We'll, gee whiz, Amt yer earned
any more sinceT' Philadelphia Ledger
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When a man fools his wife and is
ashamed of 1t, II IL not so serious. but
when he thinks he has right 10 fool
her, that is serions. -Atchison Globe.
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what a homeiy shirt"
Yes. My wife picked 1t out"
why. man, haven't you any taste
yourselfT'
Not for quarrel with my wife,
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
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International
Correspondence Schools
Scranton, Pa.
EDUCATION BY MAIL! !!

Barhertown Clinton, Copperhill, Fleming
ton, Frenchtown, Glenmore, Hamden, llol-
land Hopowell, ldell. Jutland, Lambertyille
Iawrouceville Locktown, Lumhervillc, Mil.
ford New Hope, rattenburg, Pennington
Pttstown, Princeton, Raven Rock, Ricgles-
Vile Ringoes, Rowland Mills, SergeantS
Vile, Sidney, stockton, Sumnyside, Three
Bridges Titusville, Upper Blacks Eddy
These are some OF the more ac
tive towns and surrounding country
controlled by our local representative
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The birds nests used for soups are
little gelatinous things made up princi-
pally from the saliva of tiny birds OF
China.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1904-09-07
One of Them For the Company.

A well known comedian celebrated
for his eceentrieities boarded street
ear the other day and duly paid his
fare upon demand. After riding block
or 80 farther he produced another nick
el and rendered the same TO the pass
ing conductor
The honest conductor refused the
pro1ered coin, while the actor vehe-
mently protested his desire to pay his
fare.
You have given me your fare al
ready" argued the man In uniform.
Il know" responded the comedian,
but this is for the company"
Every one laughed excepting the dis
comiited conductor, who had omitted
TO register the Arst collection. New
York Times.