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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-08-03
MRS. MILES DEATH.
Sudden Passing Of Generals Wife p
West Point.

West Point, N. Y, Aug Mrs. Nell
son A. Miles died here. Monday night,
of heart disease. She and Gen. Miles
had been visiting their son. Sherman.
who Is student at the Military acad-
envy. Gen. Miles was not present at
the time Of his wife's death. ne having
gone out Of town, Monday. He re-
turned, Tuesday.
Mrs. Miles was 81 years Of age. She
made a number of calls. Monday, ann
apparently was in her usual health
At her bedside when death came were
her son-in-law, Col. Samuel Reber, U.
S. A., her son, Sherman. and he,
nieces. Miss Fitch and Miss Hoyt of
Washington. Mrs. Miles WIS tho
daughter of Judge Charles Sherman
and niece of the late Senator John
Sherman of Ohio ana Gen. William Il.
Sherman.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-08-03
Personal Notes.

Mrs. Max PembertOn edits all of her
husbands copy" and is charming,
cultivated woman of distinct literary
taste.
Jeremiah Smith. formerly valet to
General Grant and an employe of the
White House for the past "a years, died
last week.
DR.. G.. Fl. Tittman. chief of the coast
and geOdetic survey. i@about to start
for Alaska to inspect the work of the
surveyors of the boundary in behalf of
the United States.
Ex-Governor Morgan G. Buckley. of
Hartford. Conn. will be candidate for
the United States senatorship before
the Connecticut General Assembly at
it's session next winter.
For fifty years Michael Nicholson. Of
Baltimore. has been continuously in
the service of the Baltimore & Ohio
Railroad. and in all that time has re-
ceived no censure or reprimand from
superior officer.
Sir John Edward Gray Hill and his
talented wife possess mansion on the
|
side for several months of each year
1t commands a superb view of the
mountains of Moab and the Dead Sea.
Mrs. Richard LIE Gallienne, wife OF
the poet. before her marriage was a
brilliant writer herself She was Julie
Norregard. Danish girl. After her
marriage she ceased to write and gives
all of her fine thoughts to her husba nd
The Fletcher family will hold a re-
union in fremont Temple. Boston, on
August 81. They are the descendants
of Robert Fletcher who lived in Con-
cord. Mass. in 1880. and among their
number are Senator Redfield Proctor,
of Vermont.
Most of the operate stars are resting
| now. Mime. Ternina is in Munich;
Nine. Calve at Aveyron, her French
chateau; Nine. Sembrich is i'm Dres-
den; Nine. Lii Lehman at Grune-
wald. near Berlin, and Edyth Walker is
spending the summer near Munich.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-08-03
MARKET REPORTS.
NEW YORK STOCK MARKET.
Features Of the Days Dealings in All
the Leading Stocks.

New York. Aug. Dull and apathetic
trading marked the session. today and
the movement of prices was so sluggish
as to be Of little Importance The hutter
OF prices was internationally upwards and
doWnwards and was part OF the time
above and part of the time below last
nights closing level. Buying for London
account was a factor in the first hour
mere and HELPED to absorb the light profit
taxing A sharp reaction in Metropolitan
street Hallway from yesterdays strength
was the early feature here
Southern Pacific seemed to enjoy a be
Iatcd advantage from yesterdays reports
or large steel rail purchases for the Har-
riinan system. while Union Pacific was
subjected to profit taking The days dis
cussion of wheat prospects was against
the stock market. The deterioration in
spring wheat reported by the weather
bureau was more emphasized in the e5ti-
mates of some private authorities who
nave following in the speculative mar
kctS. The cotton market also reflected
some anxiety over the condition of the
crop. The market showed decrcasing re-
slStance to the weight upon it and clos
ed easy at about the lowest of the day
Bonds were dull and irregular. Total
sales. par value, sl,460,O9O United States
bonds were unchanged on call
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-08-03
Sentence Sermons.

Words are not wings.
The passive life knows no peace.
!! There is no virtue without victory.
1t is always safe to suspect the suS-
pirious.
There is no possession without appre-
citation.
No man was ever yet scared into be-
ing saint.
A grain of appetite will outweigh a
ton OF reason.
There are few vices worse than vine
gary virtues.
any medicine.
The world needs a friend more than
a figure i'm history.
Courage is simply knowing when it is
wise to be afraid.
The force Of love is more effective
than the fence Of law.
The best exposition of the Bible is it's
expression in life.
The greedy eye always misses more
than the generous one.
The sermon that earns most flattery
may win fewest souls.
Satan is always in sympathy with the
self-satisfied man.
The higher you climb on the wrong
ladder the greater your fall.
Cultivating sympathy with ourselves
never makes US tender to others.
The snake with gold rattles has
something besides honey in the other
end.
People who take their business to
c'u"ch seldom take their religion to the
store.-Chicago Tribune.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-08-03

10. which consists of a round fiat piece
Of ivory. or wood, fixed in silt IN the
upper lips The slit is gradually in
creased by the insertion of successive
plugs, each a little larger than the pre-
ceding one until 1t can accommodate
a fulI-sized pelele, which sticks out an
inch or more in front of the face, rem
dcring the appearance of the wearer
scarcely human.
People in Chicago during the stock
yards strike will learn with interest that
in Uganda, according to a recent consul
lar report, cows can be bought at from
SO to SIS each, oxen and bulls for about
half that price and young cattle at
from $50 up. Full grown sheep may
be bought at 81 each and goats at lit
tie less. Sheep and goats are plentiful
and thrive in all localities. Fresh NUT
ton costs about cents a pound and
the best beef never exceeds II cents
pound. The mutton of the small local
sheep is excellent and the beef COM
pares favorably with the best Euro
pean beef. Fresh eggs are bought at
the rate Of forty for Is cents and fowls
from to 8 cents each. The fowls are
not of large size, but are well fla
vored. Milk may be had from the ma
tive hcrdsmen at about 6 cents a quart.
The timbre of the voices among CEN
trail Africans is usually good-deep and
strong In the men. very melodiOus and
sweet i'm the women. One notable pc
culiarity about the people in the
forced key in which they always carry
on conversation. The ordinary quiet
tones of civilized speech are scarcely
ever heard among them. They literally
shout and, such being their habit, it is
matter of Indifference to them
whether the person to whom they are
speaking is close by or twenty yards
away. 'They are most tireless chat
terers,' says a traveller. Il doubt
whether any other people in the world
talk so much or laugh so much. Their
laughter is particularly healthy. natur-
al and unrestrained-a most eXhilarat
ing sound"
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-08-03
Boston Stock Market,
New York Produce Market,
New York. Aug

New YORK, Aug ?.
FLOTR-Receipts, aO.66l; exports 1880:
sales. 400; quiet but firm and held higher
on some grades. Winter patents. 1850
90 Mimi. patent. 5.10d55O; MINI. bakers,
s. 75G14.10
WHEAT-Receipts, 5000: sales, $500 90
futures; spot strong; No. > red. nominal
elevator: No. red. 102 o b afloat; No |
northern Duluth. 115ls f o afloat: No /
hard Manitoba, nominal f b afioat.
CORN-Receipts. $780, sales, 10000 fu-
lures and 112,0o0 spot; spot firm; No 2
o1R elevator and 5S1z o b afioat No ,
yellow, 80; No , white. 51k.
OATS-Receipts. 5000: spot firm; mixed
26MS2 lbs. 41m43; natural white, 30ap32 lbs,
45M 46; clipped white. 5000 lbs. 450t51
BEEF-Firm; beef hams, 22M4O2.
LARD-Easy; western, 7.3O: refined
easy; continent, $50; S. A., $50; COM
pound. 71sMSh.
RCTTER-Rather firmer but unchanged
in prices: receipts. 1916.
EGGS-Steady and unchanged; re-
ceipts, H.53O.
POTATOES-Easy; Jersey and southern,
1.2501.75.
SUGAR-Raw firm: refined firm
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-08-03
African Ways.

TattooinS is almost universally prac-
ticed by both sexes of the natives of
Africa. 1t is. however, very roughly
done and is altogether inferior to the
tattooing Of the Maoris of New Zealand
and other Pacific races. The method
OF operation is simply to make slit in
the skin and then rub in charcoal.
Among the less pleasing feminine or
naments must be reckOned the nose
buttons Of the Wa-Yao and the fright
full pelele or lip ring of the Anyania.
The nose button is circular disk Of
ivory or FURNISHED lead, let into on.
side OF the nostril. Ugly as is the ef.
feet produced by this, it is Yet a thou.
sand times less hidsesa. than the pele-
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-08-03
Vacation READING.

At this time of the year. the maya
zines and publishers have considerable,
advice concerning the books peOpl"
should read during the summer season,
OF course all this good advice has as
its ultimate object an increase in the
profits of the publishers rather than
any real benefit to the reading public.
The best advice which can be given
those who are studying up the subject
Of what to read during their vacation
is the familiar counsel which famous
authority once volunteered to persons
contemplating matrimony. namely
Don't"
Most people. who read books at all,
read too many of them rather than too
few. and the vacation time should he a
complete change from ones usual mode
of living. To be sure. most of the So
called vacation literature. whether
within the covers of books or in the
magazines. is stuff which can be read
without mental effort. but such books
or magazines are not worth reading
while on a vacation any more than any
other time. And no matter how light
or frivolous book it is. the reading
involves work with the eyes. and there
is no organ of civilized men and
women. especially in America. which
needs rest more than the eye does.
| No. vacation should not be made a
( time of reading. even of light litera-
ture. Give the eyes and nervous sys-
| TEN a complete rest Get away from
J your usual surroundings and usual line
of work: go into the woods, down to
the shore. back onto the farm. any
where for a vacation away from the
Office. the store or the shop where you
earn your daily bread, but leave books
behind.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-08-03

Nlr. Bryan is quoted as saying that
he has engagements for forty Chau-
tauqua addresses which must take
precedence Of his campaign oratory.
If he gets a minimum of $500 for each
of his addresses. which is his reputed
price when he talks at amy place where
gate money is eXaCted. he has a neat
income of 100000 in sight from his
occurring. This is probably more than
the Parker managers will pay him to
stump the East during the campaign
i'm behalf of the Democratic candidate
Just now Mr.. Bryan Is not to be
blamed for making all the money he
can. for he will need considera ble
capital when he engages upon his great
enterprise to reorganize the Democrat
party after its defeat next November.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-08-03
SWIFT RUNS.
Automobiles Make Rapid Progress Or
Way to Worlds Fair.

Cleveland, O.. Aug. 1.-The 49,
horsepower gasolen3 car Royal Tour
list was the first of the automobiles
making the run from New York to St
Louis to arrive here from Erie. Tues
day. The Royal Tourist" came in al
Clio A. NJ. having made the run from
Erie in quick time. Other cars arrived
al snort intervals throughout tn.
morning.
The roads between here and Erie
were reported to be in fine condition
Inc visitors devoted their time here
10 visiting various POINTS of interest
This evening. they were entertained at
Il banquet by the local club. Wednes-
Gay. the party will make the run to
Toledo
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-08-03
Boston Produce Market,

Boston, Aug z
FLOUR-Higher. spring patent ..OOaf ! %
CORN-Much higher: No. yellow, "A
OATS-Nery firm; No. . clipped, 81.
MILL FEED-Firm.
BRAN-Spring. 1850.
MINED FEED-21. 1924
COTTON SEED MEAL-25eJ
PORk-GoOd demand.
IARD-Rs.
BEEF-Easy.
LAMB-Quiet; 1922
VEAI.-Steady.
RUTTER-Steady: northern. 19ah.
CHI EESE-Easy; York state. SGS34.
EGGS-Firm; fancy, 27G28; eastern, q
d25.
APPLES-ln good supply.
SUGAR-Firm, on basis of so.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-08-03
Chicago Produce Market.

Chicago, Aug. 2.
Wheat for September delivery sold on
the Board of Trade here, today, for 94k
an advance of 23sM2]Ec. compared with
Saturdays closing. figure. The sharp up
turn was due to alarming reports of rust
damage to spring wheat in the North
west and to almost equally pessimistic
advices from foreign countries. The mar
ket closed practically at the high point
of the day. Other grains were iniiu-
enced by the strength of wheat Septem-
Der corn closed with a gain of 2lAM2Ac
Oats are up 1as@1izc. Provisions are un-
changed.
The leading futures closed as follows:
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-08-03

This is not going to be a campaign Of
personalities, because both President
Roosevelt and Judge Parker are me.l
of clean lives and unspotted characters.
But in politics it is inevitable that 4
man should be judged somewhat by the
company he keeps. and when the
thoughtful voter sees around President
Roosevelt such close friends and per-
sonal advisers. as Secretary Hay, ex-
Secretary Root. Secretary Taft.
Senator Lodge and Chairman Cortel-
you, and then looks toward the Dem
ocratic nominee and sees around him,
as his closest political friends. David
j. Hill. Charlie Murphy. Patrick
McCarren and Tom Taggart. he is not
likely to feel AN increased desire for a
change in the national administration
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-08-03
The Death Penalty.

a little thing sometimes results in
death. Thus a mere scratch, insignifi-
cant cuts or puny boils have paid the
death penalty. 1t is wise to have
Fuckers Arnica Salve ever handy. It's
the best salve on earth and will pre-
vent fatality, when burns, Sores ulcers
and piles threaten. Only 25c. at Bow
ditch. Webster & Co, Augusta, Simpson
Drug Co., Waterville, Drug Stores.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-08-03
New York Cotton Market,

New York. Aug 2
Spot closed quiet, 20 points lower Mid
ding uplands. 1850; do. gulf, 1o.75. Sales,
391 bales.
Galveston quiet. 10 11-16; Charleston
steady, 1Gs Memphis quiet. 10Ik: New
Orleans quiet. 1O2s; Mobile nominal, lOk:
Savannah quiet. 10z
Consolidated-Net receipts for four days
60S6. Exports to Great Britain, Se7. 10
France, So; to the continent. I'LL; to jap
an, 14o5; TO Mexico. 49,. Stock, 1901 69.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-08-03

After a long silence kiplinC has been
heard FROM again and gives the world ii
there WAS Il man closing each verse.
Most people after reading it through
WIS q poet.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-08-03

Here is the punEcnt way the Kansas
City Journal sizes up the political stu
alton: The Republican party has
nearly half a century of glorious;
achieyem to its credit. Against this
the Democratic party opposes job lot
OF uns 'Cured promises and IA boast that
choice
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-08-03

The only spellbinders in operation 50
far are clouucntly addressing the sum
mer girl by the light Of the waning
moon. Boston Globe.
What Is the matter with the summer
spellhound condition Of the slaves in
her train would indicate that she
possesses superior powers in this line.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-08-03
MAINE EDITORIAL COMMENT.
Democracy's Futile Tommyrot.
WatervilIe Mail. J

Waterville Mail)
Democratic press and the Democrat
ic candidates will shout and cry aloud
over how badly the State is governed
by the Republicans and how much bet
ter it would be under Democratic rule,
but the voters are not to be mood
winked. The State of Maine mas not
been entrusted to the tender mercies
of the Democracy for good many
years. About twenty-five years ago the
voters during fit of temporary aberra-
ton gave the Democrats control OF the
State for one year. and they came near
stealing ii for second trial. Since then,
however Maine has had no use for a
State government of the Democratic
brand. and the mood of the voters OH
this point will not change at the COM
ing election. They will suffer themselves
to he entertained by the tommyrot about
the extravaganza of an administrator
which, as a matter of fact. has steadily
reduced the public debt; by the appeal
to resubmit to the voters the prohlpl-
step backwards toward the old days or
free rum; and by the other bosh that
has no meaning except as it voices the
strong and consuming desire or the
Democratic party to be a majority
PARTY instead of what it has SO long
been, and SO long will be- the minority
party in Maine.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-08-03

notorious gambling resort in Indiana.
which has given the authorities no end
of trouble, and which has been the
source Of numerous social and political
scandals. This disclosure will not tend
to increase the rush of decent DEM
ocrats back into the camp which they
abandoned in 1896.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-08-03
THROWN FROM HORSE.
Serious Accident to the Duchess Of
Marlborough.

London. Aug. 2.-Consuelo, Duchess
of Marlborough formerly Miss Wander
bilt. was thrown from a horse, Mon
day evening, in Blenheim park and
considerably bruised and shaken. She
was taken to the palace in motor car
and probably will be confined to the
houN for a week. -.....-. MI,
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-08-03

Chicago. Aug 9
CATTLE-Receipts, 5000; Texans. 1Io.
good to prime steers. 5.2JN6.25.
HOGS-Receipts, 1900; good to cbcica
heavy 53DGt5. 40
SHEEP Receipts, 1900; good to choice
wethers, 37JM425
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-08-03

From the bottom of Lake Como
case of LOO gold watches, which was
accidentally dropped there some weeks
ago by steamer porter has been
fiShed ND.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-08-03
NEW YORK STOCK MARKET,

Furnished Daily by the Federal Stock
and Grain Co.; Office, Opera House
Block, Augusta, Maine; TEL, 52-2;
r. D. Crissman, Mgr.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-08-03

The town of Etna is getting a great
reputation for the fine peas which ar.
raised by the farmers of the town and
not only is there demand for them
from Maine markets but hundreds of
bushels are being sent regularly to
Boston. The magnitude of the new en-
terprise may be realized when it is
known that from July 3 to July 10, the
shipments to Boston alone aggregate
1886 pounds. When the Etna farmers
started in to raise peas for market
nearly all were carried to Bangor and
sold there but in the past few years
while many bushels are sent to Bangor
and sold there. by far the larger part
goes to Boston for the markets there.
AT one time nearly all peas planted at
Etna We're put into the ground so as to
come on about the fifth to the 18th Of
July. Now they are planted so that
peas are shipped until the first of Sep
TENDER. AS result there are now
none OF the large shipments that We're
made few years ago when 100, 800 or
even 900 bushels We're sent from there
in one night
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-08-03

1t appears that Tom Taggart, the
new chairman of the Democratic
national committee, is the owner of a
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-08-03
For County Commissioner
IRVING II. BRADLEY, of Vienna.

For Representatives to the Legislature
WILLIAM III. GANNETT, Of Augusta.
FRED q. KINSMAN, Of Augusta
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-08-03

wBEAT-sept. old. 57h; do r.~ .c,.
n. Zee, "a: May. ye4. 10
oIORN-Aug.. 5z5s; Sept. 57Max; De-
OhTS-s Sept. 34A; Dec. s5%. Nav ~
MSS PORk-Sept.. 12.S71h: Oct /, o .3s,
IhRD-Sept.. SIS: Oct. 70gb '-''Sa
SHORT RIBS-Sept.. 7G5: Oct. 7sa.
Cash quotations were as follows:
FLOUR-Firm
WHEAT-No. 2 spring, y9aIO: No !.
6f37: No. 2 red, 3,t1s.J4. .
CORN-No. 2. 531A; No. 2 yellow. Az
OATS-No. 2 AHns. No. > white, 90
as: No. white. 35qoS "'7
RYE-No. 2. 81.
BARLEY-35.
MALTING-42J45.
TIMOTHY-3O5
MESS PORk-12. S01l2S5
LARD-6.SJD6.S1jk.
SHORT RIBS. SIDES-7. soar s2H
SHORT CLEAR SIDES-8.OOaS
(1.OVER-t1 -
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ESTABLISHED, 1925.

No notice whatever will be taken OF
unsigned communications.
The Journal cannot be held responsible
for the preservation or return OF re-
jected communications.
Address all communications relating to
subscriptions and advertisements to
BURLEIGH & F'LYNT, Publishers.
Augusta, Maine.
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| W20lQNuB GOSSIP
Under the Sun.

The men who have gone before us
Have sung the songs we sing;
The words of our ClamOrous chorus
They were heard of the ancient king
The chords of Tyre that thrill us,
They were struck in the years gone by
And the arrows of death that kill us
Are found where our fathers lie
The vanity sung of the preacher
Is vanity still today;
The moan of the stricken creature
Has rung in the woods Away.
But the songs are worth resinGing
With the change of no single note,
And the spoken words are ringing
AS they rang i'm the years remote.
There is no new road to follow, love!
Nor need there ever be,
For the old. with its hill and hollow. love
Is enough for you and me.-Century.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-08-03

The showers help out, but few days
rain would be welcomed by the farm
ers.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-08-03

For Register Of Probate
WALTER A. NE.WCOMB. Of Augusta
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-08-03

The word comes from Belgrade
Lakes that the fishing was never SO
good at that beautiful resort.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-08-03

The Old Orchard ministers want to
have the present open Sunday" d
SONS Old Orchard would lose one great
source of revenue. but the clergy claim
that apart from an added reverence for
the Sabbath. there would be more of
the steady. sober, every day sort of
people. Last season an Old Orchard
man said: This place must be Il big
coney Island. or a great camp meet
ing" He stopped and his friend said:
And what will the harvest be-" He
smiled and said: PERSONALLY | believe
that it won't be great camp ground.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-08-03

The CasCo National Bank Of Portland
opened it's new office. this week. and
it is said no bank in New England has
better quarters.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-08-03

Gardiner Reporter-Journal: An Old
Town Indian proposes to have school
in which he will teach how to cook the
dishes that are loved in the WOO IS.
We do not understand whether he in
tends to teach for use in the woods
only. or to show how to cook them at
home so that they will be like those in
he woods. The latter. however, is
hardly probable. for the most of the
irgs. and the apptite that goes with
the surroundings. Probably as a speci-
men of fine cooking the most of it that
is done in the woods would not be con-
sidercd anything great anywhere else.
The Indian may be a chef in the woods
but not in civilization.