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CURACION NOTABLE

ii .oiendo tenido IN embsrszc
que u-e impecfa alimentarme cssi por
complete. qneoe eD un estsdo tai Dr.
debilioad despt 81 del pstto. Que TENT
morirma abandonar mi h'js, pue
desptes de haber sentido IN do.or en
81 costzdo izquierdo Que SO me cste n.
do a cesi TODD eJ cuerpo. sentf fcertes
marcos cue ne tenfAn indtil par N /.
pleto. agravaudose mas .Ini situsc 81
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Ventas varias

SAL.-De superior, calidad, blan-
CD, seca de baen grano. Sc vende en-
la salina SForrunaD de la montalva.
Para informe de precio, dirigirse d
u. Lopez s. c, San German. - v. ;
Sc vende ma collection complnta
lie xThe Puerto Rico Heraids en- 5I5.
Infornaran eli esta odcina.
PIANO.-Se vende uno de nony po-
co uso, Informaran en- sL.a Fama =.
Puerto Rico.>
Sc desea yeuder IN piano apenas
in use de a acreaitada fabrica de
pianos Lesther, Philadelphia. Sc da
haratO. Inforrnes en- esta lnprenta.
w ORGiNO nuevo de nagnia.
cas voces, propio para Logias, Igle.
las, etc. Sc vende en- 40 pesos. In.
fnfmard don Vicente Font Cauluaas.
San Francisco 10.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1904-08-13

csda ffa. c3n Ia falta de sut6), IN or
misueo que terra en- toda la cabefs y
fle-tes zumbidos de dido cue no me
d isbsn IN moneuto de reposo. Z
iDfioidad de medicinas sin obtener
slivio a'guno, c0anio VIM mis- ma
nos IN f1lletJ que h4blaba de las P,l
d ras r nssdas dsl Dr.. P4nisgua, ape
nas tome IN pote cuando sentf an 10
{. b G slivin Y b Y con tree notes 0n
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1904-08-13

81 todo 10 dosignado para gastos
de unas eleccinnes, que en- los pue-
bios Gel campo jauas lnportaron IN
solo centavo al pals, cuyos hijos SEN
tfan, como hoy sentiran, orgullo en-
satisfacerse cuantos gastos hiciera n
durante los cuatro dias en- que Sc We
riicaban antes las las elecci0nes, ve-
reis ST eXisten mediOs hahiles para re-
duoir tan lujoso prtsupuesto & la "a 8
~ parte, que adn duras penas sopor-
taria nuestro sufrido pals, hoy arrui-
nado por los cOnstantes desaciertos
de los que lie han administrado las
Leyes que sin su voluntad le han i'm
puestO.
GSe tendrdn en- cuenta nuestras
iustas indlcaciones en favor del trlste
estado econ6lnico del pais,,,,,,
RAMON REYES pGSA.
Santurce, 10 de Asosto de 1891.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1904-08-13

BOTONES; Religiosos de todas
classes centavos uno, franco de
porte para la isla. Haganse los Pc
didos al +. o. Box l64 8 calle de Mo-
rows no Ii. San Juan II. Z.
PApEL viejo de peri6dico SO ven-
de en- esta Imprenta q DOS PESOS el
Quintal.
ANUNCIO. Ell que suscribo, ORE
cesmulas domadas ind6mitas. II que
interese comprar algunas puede diri-
girse q esta Villa.-ALFRKDo ANY.
Coamo Julio 81, 1905.
PAPEL VIEIO. En- esta impreu-
Ia Sc vende dos pesos el quintal.
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Seryioios profssioaales

]. e. MARTINEZ QUINTERO.
-Abogado Notario. o.-Calle del Sol,
No 55, San Juan p. Il. CorreO, Apar-
tado 674. Telefono 80. Fierce en to-
da la isla.
JOSE II. BONET4. Agente de
negocios, ofrece sus servicios en- esta
ciudad en la isla.
JOSE REG ZERO FELTU. Medico
Cirujano. Ha trasladado su residence a
q la Gale dc Rafael Cordero, nq IL,
donde tiene establecido su Consultorio.
Horas de consulta: de l T.. NJ.
Pobres do solemnidad: Martes, J
Slbado, de ; 4 4 +, NJ.
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10 que dice eI jefe HaniII

Por indication del coronel Hamill.
de a PolicfA insuIar, Sc aviSa al pt-
blico que ninguna persona debe pre-
sentarse en- el Quartet general con OBJ
jeto de ser nombrada guardia de Ia
fuerza, excepto cuando Sc veriliquen
tallas, 10 que Sc ahunciard previamen-
te en- Ia prensa, pues de ese modo Sc
evitaran gastos y molostias indtiles.
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r r UT 9 S
Precios corrientes

Az6car centrifugal % 81. -! i So. Is,
Id -. Seyin polarization lie
s.. % & B273.
Almidon 81.
Cafe corrente Sl0l IL.
Idem pil6n de 1lB Il L.
Idem Hacienda de 5l2s 4 II.
Cueros dulces de sl7 4 Ia "a.
Cocos de I'll 1 II millar,
Ron = grades Cartior lo Il centa
vos galdn,
M,liz de 80 ctvs. & 81.
sehQ : $is 90,
TxGacQ, Qonlnal4
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COmerciantes

GANDIA Y sTUBBE, Coruor-
ciantes y comisionistas. Tetuan 40,
BANCO Territorial Agricola
Tstu&u -.
RANCO Espa1ol de Puerto Rico
Tetudn ,.
La ESTRELLA.-Plateria V r )
oieriA. -Hlmacao, Pto. Rico. Z. O.
Box 7l Esnero prontitud en- todos
los trabajos. os.-J0SG CtratOaH Ddatlz.
FARMACIA y Droguerfa de Adol-
70 Itdrrino Rivera. Camuy, z. r.
ConstAute surtido de medicinas
lrescas importadas de Europn y Esta
dos Unido,. Perfumerfa, Noveda-
des etc Precios m6dicos.
IA AMERICA ANA. Fonda J
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AIquiIeres de casaS
Y habitaci0nes

CASA distinguida pertenecieute a
sehora culta respectable, buenas ha-
bitaciones, comida excelente -si Sc de-
sea-Precios modicos.
Hln.s Q. Sdligndc.
lis Osste, calle Oh. NueyaY York.
Ciudad.
REFINET home of culture woman,
comfortable cheerful rooms, excellent
table-if desiret moderate.
Adnle G. .Saligadc.
lis W. 9t tn. ST. New York. City.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1904-08-13
PerfectamentG de acuerdo

La campana generosa enprendida
por Ia prensa ilustrada del pals, sers
la meior garantia para salvar Ell de-
sastroso estado econ6mico,
sEl Boletin Mercantils en- la edi-
ci6n del . del corriente publica un sen.
sacional articuio en- que Sc ravelan las
mas mobiles aspiraciones en- pro de IN
pals va agonizante, cuyas cargas
enormes ha tempo no puede sopor-
tar............
Copiemos dc sus primeros parra-
fos
SContra todo principle elemental
de economic, Sc ha hecho subir nue.
vamente el valor de | a tasaci5n, Guam
do las rentas de Aduana sufren IN
descenso considerable, las patentes lie
industri as por efecto de su ruina dis
minuyen 81 comercio ha sufrido no.
tOria mRrcada adencia.
tSube constantenente Ell valOr de
"A propiedad zen Puerto-Rtco; y por
mas qne buscamos Ia raz6n que abo-
pe tan inopOrtuno Y pcligrOso ascen-
soy no vemos otra que Ia necesidad
de cubrir un presupue5to 4 todas lu-
ces luiosfsifno y opuIento
sGs que 10 hay otra cosa; porque
nadie Ia podido eXplicarse el motive
por que ha de waller mas este ano una
casa desalquilada, una industria que
no produce IN trozo de terra en-
barbecho, pues gual dd cultivaHa que
no.s
Sc nos arguir4 que no pueden re-
ducirse las enormes carga5 del presu-
puesto Zen una isIa tan pequeha que
con muy pocp gasto esta administra-
daJ y que precisa sacar los eSquil-
mados contribuyentes pura nivelar
aquellas....,.
....A esto objetarfamos, que ha-
beudo nciativas, buena volUntad Y
pequehas d6sis de sentido cOmin, Sc
ballan formas, sin perjudicar al pals
ni al servici6 pdblico, para solucionar
al conhcto,
Desaparezcan gastos indtiles como
los de djez ocho H}Speci0fe5 dc eScuelas,
cuando 81 pals sabe que con dos sobra-
ban en la pasada domination. difun-
GiGnd0se como SO dtundfa a ense-
hanza superior en- toda su extension:
desapHrezcan interim Sc prOspere los
-, 600 pesos presupuestAdos para BIZ
bliotecas, atendido que nuestras ella
8cs pobres ohreras sin tra bajo. 10
pueden hoy allmeutar nj yestir sus hi
los para dedicarlos al recreo leyendo
liGrOs desaparezCa la com plead
dlspendiosa forina del repartO CO.
bro de ContrjbuciOnes, volviAndOse
ios Az uutamientos sin <uu solo centa.
vos De Gastos, el trabajoI l1chese en-
t0Aas tur;nAs parn que sea anulada
Dor eli Supreme la aplastante Ley FO
raker One gn su 9ecGi6n 81 se6ala I'm
pals aHruinHdo y que no llega 4 TIN
million de habitantes, 5000 pesos para
ia Gobernador, III Secretario 1000,
al pr0curador General 4 900 al Te
sorero 5000, al Comisionado del Inte-
l{or 900, al ComisionQdo de educa
dion 4 600, al Presdeate del Tribunal
supreme 1900, q cadu Jue1 asociado
este Tribunal 1900, al portero 900,
WI .luez de DistritO de T.. r Z. y. 5000,
al Fiscal del mismo 1 600 y al portero
2 800; elijanse para las cargas de am +
has CGmaras contribuyentes ilustra-
dos, DO buena voluntad y que no nece-
siteu subvenci0n alguua para la vida;
hombres como los hay por ceatenares
en a. pals \ que, como algunoH dc los
aueexsten en- "a Cdmara baj han pro
puesto a Suppression de sueldQs;y y q. dis
puestos estdn d servic al pals gratui-
% y hllori9c w 5nte. Sqprimls6 az
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1904-08-13

Lamentamos profundamente que
nuestras iniciativas y continues des
velos, no merezcan la atencion neces a.
ria por parte de nuestrOs amigos los
cuales siempre hemos procurado com
placer en- todo.
Un peri6dico de la importancia v
circulacion del uuestro, nccesita cubril'
sin demOras los grandes gastos que
diariamente Sc originau, y para este
es necesariO que nuestras cuentas en-
tren sin retraso en- nuestras operacio-
mes ADMINISTRATORS, por 10 Que senti-
mos mucho tener que adoptar una re
sOluci6n que no esta con nuestra vo-
luntad, publicando, en- sitio preferen-
te en- Ell peri6dico los nombres de to-
dos los deudores que .tienen cusatas
pendientes con esta Ernpresa.
La propaganda de nuestra hoja
debe encontrar un baluarte de defensa
{ n todos aquellos que essan arraign-
dos con nuestros ideales politicos,
Es un ruego de la Enpresa y an
aviso de alerta, para cue no Sc man.
tenga que no henos hecho pdblica
nuestra Ultima determination.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1904-08-13

Sc da en- alquiler un piano. No
Sc alquilar& por nenos tempo de Gin
co meses. fnformardn San Francis
co 90.
BUENAS habitaciones y excelen,
tie comida Sc ofrecen Ell el hotel Uni6a-
Fortaleza 10.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1904-08-13
Compras varias

UN NESCRI1ORIO americana usa-
do Sc desea comprar pero precio mo-
dico, dirijirse d don Jose Labrador
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1904-08-13
PRECIOS

P0r Una sola vez un ce,navo la pa
lahra.
tdein poruua senana 3 ifneas. 30 cts.
tdem Is veces. lineas. am. so cts.
1den un mes lineas. 50 cts
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P1doras Rosadas del Dr.. Paniaqua


u is NEEDLES .
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p
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RoF iran lie atual +.
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0iversas industrias y profesio.
mes de la Capital y la lsIa

JOSE SALGADO JfMENEz. Dsr.
tisLa. Todos los adelautos del dfa.
Trabajos garantizados. Precios eco
n6micos. San Justo 20.
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h, tornado me eucasotro restsblecida
For complete. q tiero hscer esta ma.
nifeataei6o pdalica, para strir con
ella IN cam no los que 50 sientsn en-
la NINA situsci6u que yo me srcon-
t { y para felicitar al Dr.. Panisgua
por 81 excelsnte preparation.
ROSARIO FERRAN DE SANTOS.
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De ADMINISTRATION

Como apesar de nuestras sdplicas
| va en cartaS particula ares, va en- Ell Pc
ri6dico los amigos que tienen cuen-
, tas pendiertes en- esta empresa, mu-
chos no han spondido nj siquiera
lcontestado nuestras excitaciones Y te-
niendo Ia seguridad cue algunos agen-
tes retienen ell dinero en- su poder, en-
pezamos d publican desde hoy los pri-
meros nombres en- esta relaci0n de deu-
( dores q LA DEMOCRACIA que res
ponden al nombre segdn iniciales
que estampamos y pueblo de su resi-
dencia. Y ST apesar de esto con-
tindan sin pagar, solo aguard rdaremos
hasta el dia 10 del corriente, plazo i'm
prorrogable que concedemOs para que
Sc Sc sirvan hacer efectivas sus deudas
a esta empresa.
B. c., Agente que fue de Ma
yagiiez. .................... s 81 50
F. L., Agente que fue de Ma
guabo, ,...............,.... 1902
P. G. N, Agente que fpe en-
Naguabo. ......,.,,........ p 2481
F. B. G., Agente que fu6 de
C1aIe5' e5'......,...... ...... 46.0S
SUSCRIPTORES
2. Nj, Vega Baja.. $50
j. NJ. c., Y Yabucoa. , 4.20
P. M. r., Maricao. o........> 720
]. NJ. c., Yauco. 4.20
\. r., Repdblica de Santo Do
q
mlngO. '.t,.,..t.t... >. 10
G. r., Maunabo. $40
NJ. Ch., Pehuelas. as..... 4.5O|
(. V, Humacao. Subscription
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NY SAILOR LAD 81

q. the wind is in the lilacs and the drum
a7. ming Of the bees r ~ "j~,ts 4
Drones across the golden sunshine to my
& hammock meath the trees,
But my heart IS with my laddie as he
sails the clover seas;
Where the wind-waves are splashjng
And the clover caps are dashine-
q. my heart is with my laddie on the
seas: ----- - 1850 = -,
From the port Of the piazza rain I
watched him sail away Z = = -.
TO catch the crafty spaniard where he
Turks in Red-Top bay, " + :
And the focusts 2piped ITO quarters" a.
he steered to join the fray, :: =
With his curls tossing lightly,
And his colors Haunting brightly.
A. my laddie steered his stout ship to.
ward the fray. ,F.
And my book? All. I'd forgotten. Let it
lie For what's to me
All this printed" coil. this tapgle now Of
two hearts, now Of three,
When. floating louder floating; fainter
from the clover sea
I hear the shouts of battle, ! -.
Cannon's roar and musket's rattle
Floating fainter from the clover blossom
sea?
But I, smile across the clover as watch
the slant sunbeams,
For know that in my arms-and sooner
even than it seems
tired little sailor lad will drop away to
dreams;
While the silver moon is sailing
Among the star lamps trailing,
Ny drowsy laddie II board the Ship Of
Dreams.
Beth Bradford Gilchrist, in N. Y 1nde-
pendent.
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GREAT MEN AT BUNKER HILL.
and Webster at Laying of
the Corner Stone.

On June II, 1925, the streets of Bos-
ton were thronged with citizens and
country folk. AS one of the OLD STAGE
drivers remarked, Everything that
has wheels and everything that has
legs used them to get to town to-day"
A brilliant civic and military process
sion marched through Charlestown,
relates Youths Companion. In the
place of honor rode the fine, portly
figure of Lafayette. No inf1rmity be-
spoke his almost threescore and ten
years, for of course on horseback he
did not display the slight lameness con
tracted in this countrys cause at til.
battle of Brandywine. ~.
After laying the cornerstone OF
Bunker Hill monument Lafayette re-
fused to take the seat prepared for him
under the pavilion devoted to the Off,
cial and distinguished guests. :
"No," he said, my place is here
i with the survivors of: the revolution"
and he took seat among the veterans
who were resting on rude benches I'M.
sheltered from the hot rays Of the SUM-
The great anxiety of the people to
hear Daniel Webster's speech came
very near being disastrous. The crowd
surged nearer and nearer the stand,
clothes were torn, people were hurt
and women shrieked and tainted. The
marshals, fearful Of panic. endeav-
ored by every means Ito gain. control
over, the needless crowd. They en-
treated, they called out commands fol-
order, all in vain; their very efforts
only increased the excitement. .
Suddenly Webster, moved by i'm
pulse, sprang forward and IN voice
| Of thunder cried to the, marshals: s.
BE silent yourselves and the people
viii obey!'' > hi: ~, .z.. & s
They did obey. Those clear, mag
netic notes carried control to every one
I'of that struggling thropg. The mob
became as manageable IS child. $50 s.,
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told ail 4 mt d ne CT I
been discharged The Old "a
home with him, ute dinner WITH I'm,
and e 6 the table began e pr Tie
steak s
Ri You are more tthrtunate Siin ting
cooks than ], am he said 81 Win
You would send for yours, want Is
talk to her. She may have q relative
that can cook. It sometimes runs Il
families, you know"
Timberlake began to make excuses.
but Florence called Mary, Ann. ! When
she came in, Fosters eyes dews wide
open with establishment. He got I'm
from, the table. '.Mr. Timberlake.''
said he, you need not expect my ;vsz nat
ronage in the future, and I don't know
that want your GIRL
One day Florence said to her father,
"Since you simply want to Sell s, me.
would you agree to let Mr.. Handy
take me in the event that he should
come back from the Klondike rich?'
"Well, we'll see about. that. But
why don't you marry Scroggins? He's
rich and good looking. What's the
matter with him." $780, :. =Sk...S., s
cone Of his front teeth is longer than
the Others 20 p: =t'. : 1f*=. .sa
"Oh, and is that fact? Don't want
one man because his ears are little.
and don't want another because he has
long tooth! wash my hands Of you
so far as marriage is concerned" ::'
= But the next day he came with the
information that young Miles was heir
to his grandfather s property.
did you ever meet him, Florence?"
he asked. y
eyes, sir; one night at BALL.
"Well. I am told that he is much
smitten with you. Are his ears all
-right?' f%s
eyes, sir; so far as know" @.s.'.'
Anything the matter with his front
tooth?" '$<
Not that I saw"
Then suppose you would consent
to marry him."
mo. for don't love him.
"There it is again. Will you please
come and tell me when you find that
you do love some one?" 49,
Il told you that loved Mr.. Handy"
Nov I do wash my hands. I don't
care il prince were to come along, I
would say, Sire, have no daughter"
That night, when Timberlake came
home, the steak was Indifferent
whats the matter?' he asked.
1--WE have a new cook"
THE deuce We have! WHAT'S; be-
come of Mary Annw
"She and Florence have gone OUT"
''She and Florence! What the deuce
does she mean by trotting about With
a hired girl?"
''she isn't trotting about with a
hired girl"
isn't Mary Ann a hired girl?"
Mrs. Timberlake leaned back ans
laughed. = ;
Snow what's the matter?" Timber!
lake demanded. MAN comes homo,
finds his steak ruined, and when ht
complains, is told that his daughtea
is out with the hired girl, and aftst
that, egad, is assured that the girl Il
nots:a: hired girl! f I'll GO down to d
hotel!" s.sa'. i: ,ssss,-.z 81 Ii
wait a moment" said his wife, but
she could scarcely talk for laughing.
Finally she said, MARY Ann was not
hired girl, but hired man."
what! And my daughter has gone
out with him?''
Eyes; she has married him. His
name is Handy. Oh, you needn't
worry. He has been left fortune:
and we have been having fun with
you all the time"
Timberlake sat down. "Well, II
might have been worse" said he, "but
wish he had cooked my steak
Copyright, 1904, by Woman's Home
Companion. Published by permission.
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Higher Education.

! Two sisters were sitting in hotel
writing room. They audibly were dis
cussing their friends
Eyes, I've just written aunty about
Mrs. Blank. told her that OF allthe un-
refined, <uneducated, illiterate, people l
ever saw! BY the way, Emma, how do
you spell illiterate!"-St. Louis Re-
public = ..,.... r = -
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Professional Service, Gratis.

Professional Service, Gratis.
One day when Helen was alone with
her mamma. she said:
when l am big, mamma, I'm going
to marry a doctor or q minister -
why, my dear?" asked her mother
'Cause if I marry doctor, l can get
we'll for nothing; and if I marry a min
lister can be good for nothing" replied
Helen, ingenuously.-Little Chronicle
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Much Raliayed.

Mrs. Blinks (house hunting)-1 hope
there. are no screeching poll-parrots ia
this neighborhood. ESS
Agent-Not one, madam i i III sf%% !. 4.
Mrs.. Binks with q sigh Of relief)-1
am glad Of that, because we have two,
and / really couldn't stand any more.
IN Weekly.
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In a Negative Way Only.

Z . 800 { .ES7.k ? Z .
Van Schmidt don't believe old Kerr
Mudgeon ever had a gentle impulse.
Fitz-Bile-That's where you're wrong.
He's been very kind to at least one
woman, I'm sure.
Van Schmidt-How So? = .~ s. , ;,
Fitz-Bile-Well, isn't he bachelor?
IN. o. Times-Democrat.
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COnsOlatfo,n.

Mrs Topnotc Our children act SUI
perior to Us. S.
Mr.. Topnoteh Cheer mp, Eustacia;
their children I'LL act superior =
th1m -Indianapolis Jourual
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One of the vii correspondents informs us
that the Russians always 60 into battle "sing->
ing . merry tune. e,The Japs, it appears, do
their singing after the battle.-Wasbingto
Post
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The ONLY Cure.

1ue VU1y CuTe.
There are dopes and salves and pIas.
tiers q, ;ss;,s-;t 49,. .,-.- =. - ri,
For the cure.of all disasters, -
There are cures for every thing from love
: to sin; -.-' I'D =
There are formulas compounded
For almost anyway you're wounded;
But the only cure for trouble is grin.
Houston Post
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RELENTLESS

# Mildred--Kate never has any trouble
IS getting rid Of callers when she wants
Them TO 60 s35ss
sa Ethel How does she managed?
Is Mildred She sits down &C the piano.
sn1 HAYS g then s3omeryille journal.
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Bay CITY. III. 4 ~ ust 8 (Hrecial
EK.E Henley,of this 80 :. ~ n. hia eyidences
to- that publiShed alunost (laSIvs 4hSts "a Sa,rS
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.Dodds Kidne5s II HenlE.v had acnfa &
ffastheuma tisna. aHe kas. used Dodd'a Kidnsn
s a tier su1fering 40r sixteen wears vith
IRheunna tisins and usi1ar numerous men icines
for Rheumatism and more dicinea nre-
scribed by doctor, L a slast tried Dodd,s
Kidney Pills with The reault that / cot 4
put together. -
sDodd 8 Kidney Pills were the only thing
to rive me relief. and i recommentif Them Il
all suffering from Acute Rheumat ism
Rheumat ism is caused ~ Uric Acid 81 The
l ae ont tEe hlo aansyf tie pIic
make healthv kidnevs. ~ : -
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Alas! IT'S True

Alas! IT'S True.
These tailors have the bulge on man.
1t takes nine to make him.
Yet one, with little effort, can -.
Effectuaily break him. aa.
Philadelphia Press. x,.s Il: IL
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why don't my. flowers grow ztaller!"
S,skked: the young q wife. 'tWell, ma'am," ex-
planned the florist, the beds are pretty hard,
land Leader. ~ Sc, -
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Men feel sorry for q woman who has to
support herself; they feel sure she would
be much happier doing Homework without
salary for husband.-N. Y. Press. -,
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To ask personal questions in society 10
jmbecile; to answer them, riminal.-EverE-
body's Magazine =: -. ~ -, ..
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Flannigan's Way. !

=. Flannigan's Way. s>*#ssf &5ss
Cassidy Flannagan's thinking of 60
in into the haulin' business. He bought
foine new cart the day.
Casey shure, he has no horse.
Cassidy-No; but he's goin' to bus
wan.
Casey-Well, that's loike Flanagan.
He always did git the cart before the
Observation-Disclosures Ledger. ~,
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ssvVhere *the lfask Come ~.

!. The woman 4 man may occasionally DO
brought to acknowledge as his mental equal
always sympathizes with his love for base,
ball, and doesn't inquire how much hs
lost id poker. Philadelphia Ledger. =zs&ss