The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-10-22
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'Tourem says it only takes q cent
to run his auto q mile" II always
wondered what the scent was for
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Maud cut fine figure on Broad
way yesterday. Neil-You d1d2 Maud
Yes. l refused to speak to Mr..
Observation-Disclosures Tiger.
'4The Paddingtons are great on style,
aren't theyf' They have no automo-
bile, have they?" mo, but they be-
long to church that, has a curate."-
Exchange.
No doubt about It: He-Is he O
self-made mann She-Oh, yes; he
spells English the way it is pro-
nounced and pronounces French the
way it is spelled.-Judge.
Madge-What makes you think that
handsome music teacher Is mercen-
airy? Marjorie-He charges Dolly's
father two dollars an hour for making
love to her.-Town Topics.
1--WE got no use for the man who
mixes business with religion" "No;
but some of us would be better for
mixing a little religion with our busi-
ness. "-Philadelphi Ledger.
Patence-That was the sixth time
she's been married; and yet she looked
nervous, didn't she? PARTICLES,
poor GIRL perhaps she's afraid it will
be her last-Yonkers Statesman.
Widow Wixen-Yes; Henry died
quite reconciled. l was at his bedside
until the last moment. Dumley (mean-
, ing to be complimentary)-Ah, that &C.
counts for 1t.-Boston Transcript.
? Mrs. Golightly-This is my new
sixty-fve-dollar bathing dress, my
dear. What do you think Of itf Co
lightly-Think you got less for your
, money than any one ever knew
Town Topics.
. Mistress-Mary, go to the door at
l once. Some one has rung three times.
s Mary-It's all right, mum. It's only
that young Teller as is mashed on Miss
:; Maud. Yer needn't be afraid Of bis
) goin' away in a hurry.
A teacher giving lessons on physical
: force asked, "Now, boys, can any OF
= you tell me what force is it that moves
people along the street," He received
from one Of the boys the unexpected
answer: please, SIR, the police"
n Papa" said the romantic girl
"Percy Pink placed the stamp in thu
lower left corner of the envelope
:. Does that mean anythingT Sure,
d. grunted her practical pa. What doe
g It meanY' stiffness "-Chicag'
g News.
"a "T'n have you know, stranger. tina
' l belong to Chicago said the Yankee
deed an wha'd haze thocht itT
g Quoth the skeptic Scot; "frae the we!
we've been speaking I thocht Chicag
II belonged tae you."-Glasgow Evenini
Times.
She had sent of a telegram ant
was waiting for an answer. Sudden!'
the peculiar hating click Of the recelV
ing machine sounded in the office, an
she said to her companion: THAT
~ from George, know; l can tell Ill
"a SHUTTER"
,g 81 suppose you'll take in the s
Louis fair?" said Mr.. Staylate. mo,
: replied Miss Patience Come, maxim
no effort to suppress yawn. "Well,
he continued, Il simply must go
"Oh, must you? It is late, isn't 1t
I'm 50 glad you called."-PhiIadelphi
Press.
"I have been told" remarked tn
visitor in Salt Lake City, that YOU
lake is drying up. What seems to L
h tho cause?' Il guess, mister" sal
the native, III you had as much sa
In you as that there lakes got, you
be gittin' purity dry, too."-ChicaE
Tribune.
THAT'S my last canvas" ga
D'Auber; II started that six month
ago, You see, some days paint ava
feverishly, forceful!y, absorbedly, viii
on other days l can't paint at all
81 see," said Crittick; you palnt'
> this on one Of the other days."-Phil
ef delphia Press.
IS Noa susceptible to tillage: MI
2. Lakeside-Oh, yes; some of those ma
A row, exclusive Eastern people say III
Ne Chicago isn't cultivated. Mr.. LAX
ed side-H'mph! All the city Is exec
,sS the south part, and that's too marsh
~ The land amt worth culuvating"
nd Brooklyn Life.
IRE 'Haven't you got a typewriter &
re - yetT mo, haven't been able to Iii
10 one with dark red hair" "Eh? VIVA
lIe the idea in that2" well, when
id. carry long hairs home from the Off
ne. hereafter, l want them to be the sar
be" shade as my wife's"-CatAolic Stan
ard and Times.
nd Rowena-Where did you say y
MS caught these lovely flshH Rupert-C
Ire didn't have a bite; a fellow sitti
oN' next to me caught these as fast as
gOO could pull them in, and l gave h
fifty cents for them. Rowena-Rupe
re- de you feel well? You are getting
lie good you scare me.