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The Jasper news., 1904-09-08
Notice.

All persons knowing themselves in
debetcd to me will be required to settle
their accounts by Sept 10th without
further notice. We don't want t1 have
TO speak To you about this matter unless
it is suecessy. Thanking you in advance.
am Resp, ID HSrbur.
The Jasper news., 1904-09-08
Has sold IA pile OF fGhanlioerIaips
SouGI1 Rem edy.

have sold Chamberlain's cough Rem
edy for more than % years and il has
given entire satisfaction. have sold a
pile rf it and can recommend it highly.
-JosEPHM cELEINi Luton, Iowa. You
will Gud this remedy good friend wien
troubled with "a cough or cold. 1t al
ways affords quick relief and is PHEASANT
to take. For sale by Webb Bros.
The Jasper news., 1904-09-08

Tho only Guaranteed Kidney Cure
is Smiths Sure Kidney Cure. Your
druggist will refund your money IL after
taking one bottle you are not satisfied
with results. 80 cents by IL f Pitts.
The Jasper news., 1904-09-08
Nntice.

All parties knowing themselves in
drbted to the j. p Leis5 Grain Co., a,o
requested to call at the Leiss and HuH
msn feed mill on South main street and
settle same at once a5 must have the
money. j. i. LEiss JO'2
The Jasper news., 1904-09-08

Nellie Fuller, Dcnver-"My face wa,
tuil of pimples and black heads. Hollis
ter's Rocky Mountain Tea has driven
them away People hardly known me.
I'm looking liur. 35cts Tea or tablets.
j X Scquoler.
The Jasper news., 1904-09-08
c me, Come,

To the City Feed Store, Corner Main
Street anu Grand Avenue, when you
want -four or iced. Best -four made aud
feed of all kinds as cheap az the cheap
est. J ID Waldron, Mgr.
The Jasper news., 1904-09-08

DIT. GTeen nrranTes with Inc NIccc OI DT. 10
schce TO harCle her famous Cmcie's Great
Throat and Lung Cure.
QThe best family safeguard is a reliable
household medicine that will cure Group,
coughs colds, chilly sensations, running
eyes and nose, sore throat and bronchial
affections-that will keep the children
proof against all contagious diseases.
CSuch a medicine is Boschee's German
Syrup, which has a record Of IS years in
the cure of consumption, catarrh and all
lung and bronchial troubles.
qThe fame of German Syrup rs a con.
sumptive cure, since It's purchase by DR..
Green from the niece of the famous DR..
Doschee, has extended to all parts OF the
earth. Il has big sales everywhere. 10
CTwo sizes, 25c and 75c. al druggists.
The Jasper news., 1904-09-08
Furniture and
Undertaking

at all times am kecI ing nice line
Of Furniture, Wall Paper, Telescopes,
winuw shades, Liuolium aud Oil cloths.
a fine line of Ingram carpets. sam pies
Btu sells. Moquetts, and make plies OF
Picture Frames
Also my collins and Undertaker's
supplies are fine and large line to Pck
from. | have robes aud shoes, white
hpse. have taken thorough course
in Embalmiug and will take good cnre
OF bodies ahd preserve them with fluid.
furnish Pictures enlarged and many
other things.
The Jasper news., 1904-09-08

NOTICE AN knowing themselves
indebted to me are requested TO call at
J. w. Boucher's store and settle same
at once. CHAs. S. WARD.
The Jasper news., 1904-09-08
JASPER COUNTY LAND.
FORMER ILLINOIS FARMER MAKES
SOME COMPARISONS.
Land Here Is Cheaper Yet l. More Pro
ductive-An Eye Opener for Jasper
County Farmers.

A former Illinois farmer after farming
year in jasper County gives his conclu-
sions in an interesting letter to the Car
thage Press, which is al follows:
Editor Pass: A year ago bought a
farm in Jasper county Missouri, near
Carthage for eco per acre. / haJ just
sold my farm in Illinois for $3.50 an aero
and was therefore able to buy 2 and ] .
times as large an acreage here as / owned
IN Illinois. After moved out here
March | several OF my heighbors tried to
tell me that l had made mistake in sell.
ing Illinois land and buying iand ia jas
per Co because it would not raise nearly
50 much in crops. l told them that
thought | was judge Of land and that
! thought | could prove that would
make as much money of Of my land here
to the acre AS had been making off my
farm IN Illinois.
Now that / have had almost years
experience in jasper county feel called
upon TO tell my neighbors about it that
they may know that they are the ones
who have been selling their farms in Jas
per count! far too cheap. | conside
my farm here worth as much to the acre
as my farm in Illinois was worth and as
soOu as this cOuntry has been better ad
vertised and more Illinois people here,
this land that is selling at so aud $50 an
acre, will be selling fof SlUJ an acre.
know What am Iaikius about because
have lived IN both countries and when
first came here, was preiudiced III
favor % Illinois.
IraiSed on my farm this year 20 bushel
o! wheat to the acre which | sold for al
W a bushel. or go to the acre. My oats
crop WAS very heavy, but rs VAS unable
to cut it all on account of the Grains, |
saved only % bushels 10 the acre for
which am offered Az cts bushel, or Sl0
to the acre. Ny corn crop is sure to
make not less than 80 bushels to the acre
which will bring me go to the acre on
corn. My farm this year y i'll average NE
NlJ " hub dCIb. Ou tllt ihIlh Nhilh a
owned in Illinois last year the man who
bought it from me for $50 an acre writes
ms tlat his oats made about 30 bushels
to the ucre and the markets price il 80 cts
Ir 5000 to the acre. His corn will not
make more than 40 bushels to the acre
and he cannot count on getting mole
than 30 cts bushel, or Sl2 to the acre.
His farm back there will not average him
to exceed SO and l have ; aud 1a acres
10 one.
will not have to feed my cattle Tor
months in the year as uid bnck there
can get better pricrs aud have better
health in this climate and | consider
that great advantage. Men who own
farms back ere as an Investment never
figure on making more than 3 per cent
fiuteTest on their money aud il anyone
The Jasper news., 1904-09-08
eueIsIsns ArrIea saIvs.

Has world wide fame for marvellous
cures. II surpasses any other salye, 10.
ton, ointment or balm fot cuts, oorns,
Burns, Boils. Sores, Folons, Ulcers, Tet-
ter, Salt Rheum, Fever Sores, chapped
Hands, Skin Eruptions; infallible for
Piles. cure guaranteed, Only 25cts at
Webb Bros.
The Jasper news., 1904-09-08

Westward the orb Of glory takes its way
Wisconsin is the state, you hear every
body say.
It's made itself famous 10y one great
stride;
Rocky Mountain Tea has made its name
world wide j X Schooler.
The Jasper news., 1904-09-08

The onIy Guaranteed Kidney Cure
is Smiths Sure Kidney Cure. Your
druggist will refund your money II after
taking one bottle YOU are not satisfied
With rsults. so cents by HF Pitts.
kOgsoE Bysp6asla Oure
Dlgssts what you eat.
The Jasper news., 1904-09-08

Take your butter, and eggs
to J. McCasIin he pays the
top price and gives you
the advantage of bargain prices
on many articles.
The Jasper news., 1904-09-08
LETTER TO mr.. J. b. HALL.

JASPER CouSlY FARMER
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1904-09-08

Button rose always with the sun. and
be used often to tell by what meat u>
he had accustomed himself to get ou.
OF bed sn early. In my youth" said
he. Il WAS very fond OF sleei,. 1t
robbed me OF great deal of my time.
bur my poor Joseph thIs domestic, was
of great service In enabling me TO
overcome it. promised 10 give Jo-
keph crown every time that he could
make me get up at L.
The next morning he did not fail to
awake and torment me. but he re
ceived only abuse. The day after he
did the same, with no better success.
and l was obliged at noon TO confess
that had lost my time ! told him
that he did not know bow to manage
his business: that he ought to think OF
my promise and not TO mind my
threats. The day following he EN-
ployed force. and l begged for indul-
ceuce. bid him begone. stormed. but
Joseph persisted. ! was therefore
obliged to comply. and he was reward
ed every day for the abuse which he
suffered at the moment when awoke
ty thanks, accompanied with crown.
which he received about an hour after.
Yes: am indebted to poor Joseph for
ten or dozen Of the volumes OF my
0ork~
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1904-09-08
kierriS.

Daniel Piper Merris died at the res
idence OF his son, @. B. Merris. So5
Plum avenue, South Canon, on the
Sist ult. aged nearly a. years. He
was the father of w Merris and C.
H. Merris and Mrs. Brumley OF this
city, E E. Merris of Victor and Mrs.
Scott of Kansas. Deceased was a
bro 'mmaker by trade and in company
with one of his sons conducted broom
making and feed business at aO5 Main
Street. He was devout church menu
Der and for more than fifty years was
identified with the Baptist faith, a
large part OF which time he held the
Office OF deacon. The funeral was held
at the first Baptist Church last Sum
day. Pastor Hare conducting the SER
vices
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1904-09-08

-"LemrDe See said Mr.. Frog refiec-
lively.
..Ha. ha, 'ha- laughed Mr. Snake,
and all the frogs tickled him with their
tickle sfraws-
-once upon a time" said Mr.. Frog
Tickle him: Tickle him. he cried to
the frogs. There was a man"
He he, he. hi, hi. hi-- laughed Mr..
Snake.
He rved In a little rel house. said
Mr.. Frog. Tickle him, Tickle himr'
"Ho, no, no, hu, hu, hu-' laughed
air. snake.
'on HILL said Mr.. Frog. Tickle
him. Tickle him.
Hi, he, ho, he, hi. her laughed Mr..
Snake.
..And lightning bug firw in the
window said Mr. Frog. Tickle him,
"Hfyi, hiye, hiyi-' laughed Mr..
Snake.
And set fire TO the house. said Mr..
Frog Tickle him, Tickle him
~Hahaha, hahahai hahahi-- laughed
Mr.. Snake
And the man put out the nre with
. bucket of soup" sah Mr.. Frog
Tickle him. Tickle himr
Now. this was 20 absolutely funny tc
Mr.. Snake and the frogs jabbed him
% fiereeay In the ribs with their tickls
straws that he vent into regular
speems of laughter. twisting mp into
knots and squirrning around on the
ground until he got lied up % that he
was simply ehoked to death
All of which shows that you shculd
never let any .one tickle You when he
Il telling a funny story--Deroit Jour
nal.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1904-09-08
BROUGHT TO LIGHT.
Canon City People Receiving The
Full benefit

Tt--re have been many c~-eS like
the following in Canon City. These
pl.ia straie forward statements VIII
do mach toward relieving ctae suffer
ing q thousands Such testimony
will D. read with insesess by many
peofSe-
Iokn Gas,per. retired n Fourteenth
stnets near @. street says: When
a mar has had attacks cf ksdney com-
plain; covering period Of eight or
moe pears apd when ti,e4e were in
the acrte stage pain across che email
Of the back eonstxutly kept him COM
plainiTx. when dizziness and tron hls
with the kidney secretsons existed. he
is constantly gu the outlook for some
means 10 check the complications As
1 had often come across medicines in
advertisements before. happened to
see Dosa's Kieney Pills .drestisd m a
newspaper. This induced me 10 go
to = drug store for . box eentinued
the trext1,ent sntil had taken fo1r
boxes They saopped tire b .ckAcl.e
and belTs,d the other complications.
had friend who used Doan's oint-
l.eut for itching hemorrboids- com
mouly known ~ piles The parts
affected gradually contracted snder
the soothing and bealing influence Of
the ointment until they dried up As
completely As il they never hsd e-xist-
I'd
III
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1904-09-08
TO CATARRH SUFFERERS
Hyomei Guaranteed to Cure by
Mitchell & Egbers or Money
Refunded.

The popularity and increase in the
sales of Hyomei are unique in the an
mails of medicine Such astonishing
cures have been made by this remark
BILE remedy that the proprietors have
authorized Mitchell & Egbers to sell
every package of Hyomei under an
absolute guarantee that it will cure
cxtArrh II it does not. the purchaser
can have his money refunded by Nit
chell s Egbers-
Hyomei is no ordinary remedy, 1t
is the only method of treatment that
sends by direct inhalation to the most
remote part of the air passages, a bal
sAmic air that destroys all catarrhal
germs in the breathing organs, en-
riches and purifies the blood with ad-
ditionai ozone, and makes permanent
and complete cures of catarrh.
The complete Hyomei outfit costs
bnt 81 90 and consists of an inhaler
thxa can be carried in the vest pocket.
= medicine dropper and bottle of
Hyorsei. The inhaler lasts lifetime.
an if one bottle does not cure, an ex-
ira bottle Of Hyomei can be obtained
for 50 cents. 1t is the most economi-
cal of All remedies advertised for the
cure Of eatarrh- and is the only one
that follows nature in her methods of
treating diseases of the respiratory or
ganS
Breathe through the inhaler for n
few minutes four times day and
your catarrh is cured. That's all.
II not cured Mitchell & Egbers will
refund your money.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1904-09-08
g0ung Plants

Every farmer knows that
some plants grow better than
oThers. Soil may be the same
md seed may seem the same
hit some plants are weak and
1thers strong,
And that's the way with
chi,drcn. They are like young
p!ants. Same food, same hon, ;,
same care but some grow big
and strong while others stay
mall and weak.
SCOTS Emulsion offers ar
e2y y way out of the difficult
-nild weakness often meaas
tarvation, not because of lack
/ food, but because the food
oes not feed.
SCOTS Emulsion reallyfeeds
d gives the child growing
sength.
Whatever the cause of weak
css and failure to grow
scott's Emulsion seems TO find
and set the matter right.
Send fee fsee sample.
( oit = boses, chemisas, Sos ressi o.. NV York
- 81 es.sD; all aruyyissk
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1904-09-08

Happiness must be founded on health
Where there is i'll health there will
surely be unhappiness. The happiness
of many a home has received its DOWN
fall at the table. spread with rich and
dainty foods. The first symptoms of
disease Of the stomach are ignored as
being disagreeahle bu, not dangerous
Presently dyspepsia or some other form
OF disease fastens ON the stomach.
At any stage DR.. Pierce's Golden Med
ical Discovery will cure diseases of the
stomach and other organs of digestion
and nutrition. But the cure is quicker
If the rDiscovery is used IN the
earlier stages of disease. II YOU have
any symptoms of diseased stomach
use Golden Medical Discovery and
be cured.
you II did r.cs send you a statement OF my
case writes Mr. David W SuiSe Of Hamburg.
frankliu Co. Miss. II had liver com plain, and
indigestion. Everything that ate disagreed
with me, suffered all the time with swim
ming in my head heart beat too fast; my fert
and hands were eo,d alt the time. Did not sleep
wcu al all Was able TO get about bu, very
nuls ! euinunenecd TO use DR. Perye,s Golden
Medical Discovery aud Pleasant Pellets in
May, 1877, ami by p<ctmb<r eorid lrysr to yet
ever since FEEL better than I have for several
years.-
DR.. Perce's Common Sense Medical
Adviser, paper covers, is sent frer on
receipt OF al one-cent stamps to pav
expense Of mailing osiy. address Or.
h v. Pierce. Buffalo, N. Y.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1904-09-08
IA BLECLOTH
.SA WE'D TRAIN.
Hrs. Mex snna o1ox,sd h and
Stopped LiNfssd IN Timr
70 Trrx,rnS a Accident.

Running down the tracks of the New
York Central railroad In a furions
storm OF wind and rain aud waving 4
red tnbiecioth above her head. Mrs.
James Mckennn stopped fast pas
senger train In time TO save IT from
being wrecked by a big tree that bad
been blown across the track.
Mrs. Mckenna is the wife OF pa
pcrhanger who lives In a modest home
near the raIlroad two miles north Of
Poughkecpsic
She bas lived there all her life. her
father. william Anderson. having been
q nagmnn on the railroad for many
year,. She Ii forty-five years OF age
and has n large family of children.
Just before noon one day recently q
heavy storm passed north OF the city.
and trees were blown down In various
places. Mrs. Mckenna stood at her
window looking out toward the river
when she saw a large tree fall ACROSS
both tracks.
The woman looked nt her clock and
saw that In Eve minutes the Exposition
limited would be due from New York,
She realized, too. that the tree lay so
would not see II In time to be able to
stop his train.
Mr. Mckenna knew she must stop
that train. But howf Her eyes fell
upon the red cover OF her sitting room
table. and. quickly pulling II on. throw
Ing books and newspapers on the floor.
ene ran out Of the house and down tie
cack In her bare head. waving the red
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1904-09-08

merit and popularity OF Foley's Hon
ey and Tar many limitations are Of
fered for the genuine Ask for Fo-
ley's Honey and Tar and refuse any
substitute offered a. no other prepa-
ration will give the same satisfaction.
1t is mildly laxative. 1. contains no
opiates and is safest for children and
delicate persons Sold ar Palace Drug
Store
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1904-09-08
ARREST IT, $50 REWARD.

A bottle OF Ec-zine will he sent
free to every reader of this paper who
10 suffering with any kind Of skin
disease or erupsions. any form of
Eczema. Scrofnis. Itch. Tetser. Bar
ter Itch. Ringworm. Boils. Blood
poison. Fever Sores or any other
germ dse.as.. or sore. of any name or
nature.
ESQ reward will be paid for any
cAse of Eczema that Ne not promptly
cured with Eo- ziDe. Ec.zine will
heal ANY sore or cure fhe worst skin
and make IL LOOK like velvet. Here.
fofcre ,cr. hn. be~r no specific dis
covered that would cure Eczema aud
kindred diseases until r. zine WAS dis.
covered and now thousands are cured
daily. Never mind what you
have tried: forget the failures made
by other remedies and send for
FREE SAMPLE of Ec-Eine, which
always give. relief aud = permanent
cure.
Ec-xine Skin Soso is the best
sntiseptsc soap made. 1t will cleanse
Anythinx-wiil distroy microbes of
dApdrui. falling hair sore head.
hsnds and feet. pimpies and black
head- on face and makes the skin
smooth. Tile only anti-sptic shaving
soap made. guaranteed to cure Rcrr'
aiseares--t5e II IL don't % oents a
cake. Write TO-DAY to
AN~n faHRAlNN AZ M
73o d-Mcfseily ns<s..
Chicago. Hl.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1904-09-08

tntendent Mcror. who Has on the train.
also nlighfed-
Mrs. McK-nna told him about the
tree on thr track and added. IL hope I
didn't do wrong In stopping the train
mot nt all answered Mr.. McCoy's
assistant You are entitled to great
praise.'
Il thank you. too. madam. n you'll
excuse my greasy han.i.r said thr en-
gineer. wringing Mrs Mekeunais hand.
while his voice choked ne be thought
OF the narrow escape OF me crowded
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1904-09-08
40 Apimel Story FOR
Lite Folks
ThE SNAKE LAUGHS
HIMSELF TO Dt1Th

'Please don't eat me-" said Mr Frog
as he was grabbed M by MIR. Snake
We'll. l ann really net hungry said
Mr.. Snake. ''and IN make you u prop
osit,on- II You will tell me good
funny story. will let you go"
So Mr.. Frog sent for all his friends,
and he gave each OF them tickle stick
Mr.. Snake stretched himself straight
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1904-09-08
DEATHS
koeppe.

Cora Koeppe, infant daughter of Mr..
and Mrs. William koeppe, died at the
family home, 81 Macon avenue. last
Sunday after illness of several weeks.
aged year 3 months and days. The
funeral was held at IL O'Clock Monday
morning Rev J. T. Thomas officiating.
The interment was al Gleuwood ceme-
terry
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1904-09-08

Up TO ISIS The o~sacks were mainly
handits. AMI. IN fact, the name Is de
rived fron Tartar word which means
.ruhber.- rhe frsi Cossaeks iook boat
on the Dnspcr. the Wolga aud the Don
and seitled on the banks OF these great
rivers living by plumber and by the
proceeds of fishing. fighting gcperally
on foot, but always remaining near
their boats, which secured them . safe
retreat in case OF reverse.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1904-09-08

OF all the weatherwise hsh the
dolphin is the most remarkable.
During fierce gale or storm at ses.
the mariner knows that the end Of ii
Is near if he can see dolphin or
number of that fab sporting on the
high sea waves. /.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1904-09-08

sRH nAN Dows rBE TRACK wAvIso TEE
RKp CLOTH.
limited I'm sure ! wouldn't have
seen the tree around that curve. and ]
owe you more than I can tell
while Mrs. NcI>enna went back TO
her children the train crew and some OF
the passengers rim up the track and
pulled the tree Oh the rails. after
which the train orasessied or It's Va
Too 8adi
There goes another camp victim"
why. he Ssn't n soldier"
$50. but he camped out this summer
and got engaged to a sirl"-Chicago
Recerd- Herald
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1904-09-08
Do Not Be Imposed Upon.

Foley & Co., Chicago. originated
Honey and Tar as throat and lung
remedy, aud ON account Of the great
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1904-09-08

ALI the correct shapes and eolors.
siens and boys hats, see them. Bethel
r.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1904-09-08

New Foil Trimmings
The new Dress trimmings are more
attractive than ever; new dainty patterns
m black, white and colored appliques,
with just touch of gold In them, In
bands, meda1lions and separate figures.
Persian elects ON taffata and chiffon.
SILK and Mohah Braads In black and
co1lofs.
Net Top Loces, suita6le for sheers and
bertha trimmings, In black, white, cream
and ecfu. IN al prices.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-06-09
from dealers It has come to he an ac-
cepted rule that buffers and chefs shall

from dealers. It has come to he an ac-
cepted rule that buffers and chefs shall
receive commissions for all they buy
for household.
But no self-respectlng. conscientious
managing housekeeper will think Of ac-
cepting commissions. She Is we'll paid by
her employer and should have an eye
solely to her employers interests.
In fact. women are chosen and entrusted
with the financial affairs. OF a house
hold because as d rulc they are more
reliable than men employed IN a similar
capacity,
The managing housekeeper will receive
all the monthly bills, audit and pay them.
To be able to see that no overcharSes are
made it will be necessary for her to keep
Il daily account book of all purchases or
goods ordered for the -household.
A general knowledge OF bookkeeping Is
desirable. The managing housekeeper
Ought to be familiar with deposlting
money In bank and drawing checks. ir
case her employer wishes to have tho
monthly accounts paid by checks
Where managing housckeeper. has
entire charge Of a household. she will ray
all. the servants. as we'll as the outside
bills. She will render a monthly account
Ing. to the mistress for money given her
and expenditures. @t as ~