The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1904-02-18
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Fond PARENT understand the fac.
ulty are very much pleased with your
work. Dropped Junior-Yes. they en-
cored my sophomore year.-Princeton
Tiger.
Caller-Your sister is a long time
making her appearance, Johnny. john
ny-Yes, she's got to make it, of
course, fore she comes down.-Chicago
Tribune.
His wife has been the making of
him. why, he doesn't seem to be
much That's it. She las made
him perfectly miserable. "-Phiadel-
phia Bulletin.
politician-Congratu Sarah,
I've been nominated. Sarah with de-
light)-Honestly Politician - What
difference does that malei-Detrolt
Free Press.
The Mother-Bobbie. didn't your
conscience tell you that you had done
wrong? Bobbie-Yes'm; but l don't
believe everything l hear.--Philadel-
pnla Ledger.
'Do you know anything about fllrt-
ing?" NO" he replied sadly. Il
thought | did, but when tried it
hanged if the girl didn't marry me-
Chicago Post
"What can do for my little boy"
asked mamma, $50 that he won't want
to eat between meals" "Have the
meals ticker together" replied the
greedy young man.
Farmer agweed-Has Bill learned
few college? Mrs. Ragweed
No; an wuss'n that, he's forgot what
he ulster know! Says he can't cat pie
without fork.--Chicago News.
Doctor-Do I think I can cure your
catarrh? Why, I'm sure of it. Patient
So you are very familiar with the
disease? Doctor should say so! I've
had 1t myself all my llfe.--.Iudge.
Miss Muddie-I wish l knew of a
really good way to preserve my COM
plexion. Miss Snappe-If YOU keep
the box in cool place it will be all
right, won't it?-Philadelphia Press.
Jonathan say, Britisher, can you
spell horse? Englishman - Orse?
Why, certainly. 1t honly takes hatch
and no and har and hess and a
he to spell 'orse--Kansas City Jour-
nal.
within the last decade" remarked
the progressive citizen, woman has
gained considerable standing in the
business world" "Yes," rejoined the
female breadwinner, especially in the
street cars"
Teacher-You notice that boy wno
stands at the foot Of the class? Well
last summer he was the brightest boy
in school Commltteeman-He Is now.
l notice the foot of the class is nearest
the stove!
Mrs. Knox-So you met Mrs. Tom
Ign to-day. What did she say? Mr..
Knox-Nothing. Mrs. Knox-You sur
prise me-she usually talks an awful
lot! Mr.. Knox-Oh, she did that to-
day, of course!
Missus-We're going to give dance
on Friday, Jane, and I want you to do
all you can to help us. Jane-Well,
mum, I'm afraid amt much good at
that sort of thing. l only know a bar
rel organ Jig and cake walk.
Mrs. Ascum-Did you see Mrs. Lo-
Mrs. Ascum-She was dressed entirely
in white, the paper said. Is that SO?
Mr.. m--Well-er-no,. she didn't
appear to be dressed entirely.-Phila-
delphia Press.
"Seen Ezry's new horse?" asked one
citizen of another. II have" was the
reply. well, what does it look like?"
asked the questloner, impatiently.
well, he looks" said The other man,
slowly, las if Ezry had taken him for
an old debt. christian Register.
who's the slowcst man you ever
knew" "a chap in New York. He
fell out of a third-story fiat window
and did not reach the ground for an
hour" How was that?" HE caught
in tree at the second story and went
In to visit some friends. detroit
Free Press.
II don't believe in paying fancy
prices for custom-made Clothes" said
Kloseman. "Now here's a suit bought
ready made for seven dollars. If l
were to tell you paid twenty dollars
for 1t, wouldn't you believe it," Il
might if you told me over the tele-
phone. "-Philadelphia Press.
Blobbs--What a touchy little chap
Hotspur is-he's always ready to take
offense. Sharpe--I've known him
when he wouldn't. Blobbs-When
was that? Sharpe-When we We're
following the Atherstone hounds. He'd
always rather 90 half mile round
sooner than take fence.
lone week from to-day, Uncle John,
l will be married man. Yes, in seven
short days l will be initiated into the
mysteries Of matrimony." mo mys-
teries about it, my boy. 1t is just the
plain, simple rule of three" Rule of
three? Eh-what three?' wife,
mother-in-law, and hired girl" kan
sas City Journal
Are you sure you really and truly
love me, John?" asked the fair bunch
of homegrown sweetness. Sure, Pm
sure" replied the he end of the trans
action. "But Tom loves me, too" per-
sisted the fair party. Gle said he'd
gladly lay down his life for me-" "Oh,