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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-05-17
The Turf.

with and 500 steerase passengers and nCse Al
rived at the Bar at m ~ ~ ~.
steamer Valencia Ger. kraCSe, Iras-a Aprh q ~.
de PaiX IS -. Port Prince -. GonalVss ~
MirasOave MAY = Jeremie = Carrasgnl fNingstoa =
Port Prince Inasua II. Haul1urg American
Line with - passengers. mails and 2dse- Arrived
the Bar at 10th
steamer Ryndam tDutch). Vanderzer. Rotterdam an
FOul9gne MAY Holland America Line with iei
cabin 80 steerag- passengers and oSe Arrives j.
the Bar 80 m. -
steamer Tar tI}rl. Canro5ert Sama May II. 70 as
United Fruit Co with fruit Arrived at me 6a
1880 ~,
Steamer BeIIasio tGer). Russ. santos April 2& Rio
JGnero - Barbados May g. Punch Edye 4 Oe
with 80 passengers ami mdse- Arrived az the bar q
al
Prosreso . Thebaud Bros. with mdse Arrived al '
Ear at midnight 18th -.
steamer Ponce Dalton. Ponce Nav >. ARROYO g. Joes
; Aguadiua 8. Arectho and san Juan lu % tle SSTT
and mdse. Arrived the Bar aJ m
steamer Seneca Irvine. Havana May l. % JdMs
Ward & CO. with : passengers ana Hlise NI'I''~ -
$50 4 "a q.
Ocean Co. witl. passengers and mdse- Lsit E--
autne a Gao a
steamer Mana IIata Charles Baltimore. 90 II c Foster
with mdsc Left Quarantine at 6-Ul M
Southern Pacific company. With passengers anu Nus"
Left Quarantine at I-ll q, ,
steamer Hu lson tiSrl. Philadelphia Nav - q"
pSili, I[uur, mdse transit fo~ ~nsapoEe
Southern Pacific Company with ult.se.
sandy Hook. y J. NAV 10. $3.50 p rl--Wini Wes'' As
breeze: clear,
SAILED.
steamers Elixir J3r) Pert IEslis. Fla. Atlas. an
barge Go No ~ sabine Pass jefferson, NortoS - -.
Phorbus ,lier> Flushing; Piedmont taD Barbados TIM
dad
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FARMERS. roRE,rEN

are expert and valuable. and diieut to get
But a number of may be secured by consult
ine the Situations Wanted advertisements in the mar
columns
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-05-17
MARINE INTELLIGENCE.
MINIATURE ALMANAC

Sunrise 4:42 Sunset 71 Moon 9:2S Moons ara :
HIGH WATER
AN-Sandy Hook Island 9O5 Hell Gate N Ko
PM-Sandy Hook 0:Os Gov Island 926 HeI! ~ %,
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-05-17
COURT OF APPEALS CALENDAR.

Albany May l6-The Court OF Appeals calenda
for Tuesday, May i, follows Nos. 325. 357 $50 81
374. 376 81 and 37s
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-05-17

creditors. Joseph H. Choate, r.. was appointed re-
ceiveT. with a bond of 81 500 Leary suspended
from the Consolidated Exchange on May 8.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-05-17
SPECIAL MENTION.

Advertisements admitted into these column, mr.,
recommended the readers of The Tribune n,
thoroughly reliable. and bust can he done n,
mail with the adVcrtisers with perfect safety
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-05-17

LYRIC. Evgs. S;15- only Matinee SATURDAY at rs
De WOLF HOPPER in WANG"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-05-17

CASINO I Gys sl5 us y T9W :, s,,9.i.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-05-17

IrorIn Evgs, s:I5 Yatinees Wed. & Sat
n nast' ,. 3 sIG;LOH ! HIN FROM china
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-05-17

steamers Elixir jBr) for Port IEslig Fla, Atlas =
barge o co No 81 sabine Pass. jefferson NortoS -,
Newport News: buckingham tByl. santiago de -
Phoebus ,Ger,. Flushing; Piedmont tt2N Barbados INA
dad and Demerara.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-05-17

3HRR Nat, Az TBar. Next TRACY THE BAND
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-05-17
OUTGOING STEAMERS.

Brings mail.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-01-30
Bombarding a Mountain.

The curiahs spectacle of battery Of
Italian artillery bOmbarding a mountain
was witnessed in Savoy recently. At No
tire Dame de Brianeon there was a land
slip which sent 10000 cubic yards Of
rock into the valley, blocking the high
ways and the roadways. When an at
tempt was made TO clear it away it was
discovered that another slip was immi-
nent. 1t was decided first to use dyna-
mite TO dislodge the loose rock about the
mountains crest, 1000 feet above the
valley. This seemed to be too hazardous,
so two heavy guns were hauled to the
top of another mountain, 1000 yards
away, and began to lombard the offend
ing summit with common shell. The
practice was excellent and in two hours
over 2000 yards of rock were dislodged
The next day the job was finished with
powerful melinite shells.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-01-30
A Dentists Advice.

Toledo, Ohio. Jan. 25th.-Mr Harry
L. Lewis, Dentist, GOT Sumit street,
this city, says: II certainly advise any
one, no matter how severe they may
have Kidney Trouble. to take Dodd's
Kidney Pills.
II was troubled with Kidney Disease
for several years and Dodd's Kidney
Pills cured me. | had used many So
called remedies without any benefit
Four months ago, | was fat on my
back with this painful trouble and must
say that | almost gave up hopes of
ever getting any better. Through a
friends advice l purchased six boxes
of Dodd's Kidney Pills.
AT first | could see but little benefit,
but after two weeks. could see an i'm
provement. l had been getting up sew
eral times at night and pains In my
back were very severe. When | had
taken six boxes | felt better than
had for years. The pain had all gone
and didn't have to get up during the
night at ALL continued the treatment
until l had used several more boxes,
and now l am glad to say that | am
completely cured"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-01-30

1t is a truism that anything purchase
bic can he bought in London. The shop
window of a Piccadilly confectioner ex-
emplihes this fact. His trade in Chinese.
edible birds nests has lately developed
10 such an extent RS to warrant the IN
clusion of that somewhat rare delicacy
among the more commonplace goods dis
played in his window.
The nests are used in making a SOUP
which was until recently consumed only
by Celestials but which is now gaining
favor among English gourmcts of ex~
perimental tendencies and unlimited
wealth. For it is the dearest soup
known. The nests-little gelatinous
things in the construction of which the
saliva OF the tiny Chinese birds Is the
principal constituencies II shillings
an ounce.
The manager Of lannon's restaurant
and an accomplished chef explained that
consomme Of chicken is first made.
and then for each plate of soup a whole
nest Is added, as in the manner of cali
pash and calipee in turtle soup. y small
plate of the nest soup. little more than
mouthful costs Is to Is Cd
The manager in question pointed out
that until recently he seldom or never
sold birds nest, and then only to
some wealthy Chinaman visiting Lon
don. Now he has regular and ncrcas-
~ btHtdilH lbE lue dIIllIt. ana Sells
about 100 ounces during the brief season
when the nests are at their best
Another curious deicacy now being
employed in the making Of an expensive
soup IS called ''visega' the dried back
hone of sturgeon. In appearance il re-
sembles long strands Of marcaroni Moth
ing known to the modern chef il more
nntritlve than "yiSega." II il sold at Us
I'd a pound.
Fscargots or French snails. at the
very mention Of which English diners
We're wont TO shuddcr, are becoming Il
common article Of consumption in west
end houses. One dealer in comestibles
~ Piccadilly disposes of about 1000
IN the season. \ west end chef de-
scl1bed what he regarded a. the best
manner Of preparing them. First, they
must be boiled Ia water. then the snailS
are extracted from the shells and allowed
10 sumner for three hours in a bottle Of
white wine seasoned with pepper corns.
Afterward the Snails are dressed with
garlic. butter and bread crumbs
The popularity Of frogs is also increa--
ihg greatly They are sold on skewerz
II from Is I'D 10 Is y dorm, or in tins
legs obiy-at Is. London Mail
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-01-30
CALIFORNIA; CHARM.
How the Visitor from the East Finally
CapitulateS.

1ou will not find everything in south
ern California. You will miss the WIDE
stretches of green in the open places, far
removed from the dusty cities. the noble
trees the clear streams of water the
blue lake nestled in among the pine-clal
mountains; you will miss that splendid
miracle, the change Of the seasons, when
your whole nature comes into closer
touch with the great mother heart OF
nature than at any other time ia all the
year.
Yes, you will miss much: but when You
have been here year, when month after
month of rare and beautiful weather
blend into each other, when the sea woos
YOU and the flowers charm You and tile
brown mountains beckon you and the
+Sft air soothes you, after year has
passed you find there are some cumpeu-
sations for the lovely things you have
left behind you, You come 20 realize that
nature has done more for this stretch OF
sea and mountain girt land than she has
done for any other spot on the globe
You may have been charmed with
California when you came, you may have
been captivated after you had been here
Il year, you may capitulate and consent
10 be captured by the time two golden
summers have stolen over you. World
To-day.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-01-30
Always Headstrong.

Private" John Allen tells Of an anus
ing conversation between two old colored
women that he overheard On q Washing
ton street car.
Said the first old woman: HAS vo'
heard bout dc death of dat young Mis-
tah Jcnkins:'
Moo" responded the other old col
ored woman. rolling her eyes tin Httle
save the whites thereof were visible.
"Yo' don't mean to tell me dat young
mans dead. How'd z die, honeyT'
He died suddeniJ -dey SAY II was
heart failure; anyhow, he died sudden"
Sho, you don't tell me-" continued
the other old colored woman. Then, after
d pause. size added:
Wei. dat's jest like him. he was dc
most impnlsive young Niger | cher
seenT'-New York Times
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-01-30
CATTLE DIPPING IN TEXAS.
Farmers Think a Coating of Oil Doe,
Not Improve Steers Looks.


About 5000 head of cattle were dippcd
III ail in Colorado, Tex, Tuesday, under
the personal supervision of i. Il. Gaodlett
of Quanah, for G. y. O'keCfe The cat
tie are not to be moved from the O'Kcefe
ranch. but were dipped, believing that ii
woald he benefit to them, Mr.. O'Kecft
has had large stone dipping vat con.
strueted on his ranch, and is n firm be-
lever in the efficiency of the dip
Mr.. Goodett. who is the state agen;
for the official dip adopted by the state
livestock sanitary commission, says that
an investigation into the situation has
convinced him that there is to be prac-
tically no movement of cattle across the
line this winter. lie thinks there win be
4 fair movement in the spring, however
when dippings will be generally prac.
ticed
Speaking of the recent dipping in crud,
Texas oil that was done in his home town
under federal direction, he says it is q
conceded fact that oil will kill the fever
ticks, but he does not believe that din.
ping IN oil will ever become popular He
says while the oil may not injurc the cat,
tie. vet for the period of about two weeks
il transforms them into the most diSrep-
utable looking beasts that ever walked
the face of the earth. In fortnight tht
oil has had time to wear off.
MIR. Goodlett says cattlemen who wit.
messed the oil dipping at Quanah were
not pleased with the appearance OF th,
cattle after they emerged from the dipping
vat, and the opinion is freely expressed
that the oil dipping must he more or less
injurious owing to the fact that it closes
the pores Of the skin of the animal
Galveston TEX News
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-01-30
Millions in Oats.

Salzer's New National Oats yielded in
1903 in Michigan 240 bu. in Missouri 255
bu., in North Dakota $40 bu.. and in 80
other States from $50 to 800 bu. per
acre. Now this 0at Il generally grown
IN 1904, will add millions of bushels to
the yield and millions of dollars to the
farmers purse. Try it for 1904. Largest
Seed Potato growers in America.
Salzer's Speltz, Beardless Barley,
Home Builder Corn. Macaroni Wheat.
Pea Dat, Billion Dollar Grass and Earli-
est Canes are money makers for you,
Mr. Farmer
JUST SEND THIS NOTICE AND Zoe
in stamps to John A. Salzer Seed Co,
La Crosse, Wis, and receive in return
their big catalogue and lots of farm
seed samples.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-01-30


women. as | find it insures regular and
painless menstruation, cures leucorrhoea
ard ovarian troubles. and builds up the
entire system. l also consider it one OF
the finest catarrh remedies | know Of"
Nj. e. Gee, NJ. u.
CatarCh Is Il systemic disease curable
only by systemic treatment. A remedy
that cures catarrh must aim directly at
the depressed nerve centers. This in
what Peruna does.
Peruna Immediately invigorates the
nerye-centcrs which give vitality to the
mucous membranes Then catarrh dis
appears. Then catarrh is permanently
cured.
l. IL you do not derive prompt and salts
factory results from the use of Peruna
write at once TO DIR. Hartman, giving a
tul! statement Of your case, and he win
be pleased TO give you his valuable adj
vice gratis.
Address Dr. Hartman. President OF
The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus,
Ohio.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-01-30

good p'ints; he tends chu'ch an tributes
gen rous 10 be suppoht oh de gospel
But he's got some woful bad habits, too:
he plays craps an fills hisself wifi intossi-
catin' Stimbulants
Deaeon-Dat'S or fack. His good inn
pulsioBs am done offset by his bad habi-
tations.-kanSaS City Journal
They were uttering the tender nonsense.
thai succeeds the great question.
md. said the girl hravely. "if power
ty comes. we viii face it together"
All. dearest" he replied. the mere
sight of your face would scare the wolf
away"
And ever since he has wondered why
she returned his ring-Tit- Bits.
. We delinquent subscribers. may you
live another year and read the paper
free for
The wind hloweth.
The water floweth.
The farmer Soweth,
The subscriber oweth
And the Lord knoweth.
-Winden (Ga) Democrat.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-01-30
DR.. Il. robbins, Muskogee.

DIR. X. Robbins, Muskogee. /. t.,
writes
"Peruna is the best medicine | know
of for coughs and to strengthen weak
stomach and to give appetite. Besides
prescribing il for catarrh, | have ordered
ii for weak and debilitated people. and
have not had a patient but said il helped
him. 1t is an excellent medicine and il
fits so many cases.
Il have n large practice, and have n
chance to prescribe your reruna. | hope
you may live long TO do good TO the sick
and the suffering"
DIR, NJ. G. Gee writes from 5l3 Jones
St, San Francisco, Cal:
'Peruna has performed so many won
derful cures in San Francisco that ] am
convinced that il is a valuable remedy.
/ have frequently advised its use for
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-01-30

German imperial authorities have Sc
cured fine of $4,000 from the heirs of
a German manufacturer on the ground of
his having understated his income, and so
paid too low a tax during several years of
his lifetime,
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-01-30
The Spice Of Life.

She-Would you be willing TO die for
mef
He-Why. I'm dying for you now
Town and Country
When You see Il boy you hadn't seen for
months. pretend not to know him because
he has grown so rapidly. He will Ike your
friend for life. Baltimore American.
\ painful problem this must be
To hostesscs and hosts.
Way the pillars of society
So often act like posts!
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-01-30

7 Robert h. Roberts, NJ. D., Wash
! ington, ID. c., writes:
: Through my own experience
! as wei as that of many of my
friends and acquainfanCeS who
have been cured or relieved of ca-
= tarrh by the use of HarfmaH's
: Peruna, can confidently recon-
: mend II TO those suffering from
! such disorders, and have no heSifa-
! ton In prescribing To- 70 my pa
: tients. "---ROberf x. Roberts.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-01-30

Great Britain useskup mean h,
tons of cardboard yearly in the f5f1n CT
post cards.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-01-30

Piso's Cure for Consumption always
gives immediate relief IN all throat trou.
bles.-F. e. Bierman, Letpsic, Ohio, Aug.
31,1901.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-01-30

If man could use his legs proper
tionately as fast as an ant he would
travel somewhat about 800 miles an
hour.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-01-30

, The average cost of labor in the pre-
ductien and preparation Of coffee is Al
cents a pound.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-01-30
MEDICAL examiner
OF the United States Treasury Recommends
Pe=ru=na.
Other Prominent Physicians
Use and Endorse Pe-ru-na.

" r. LLEWELLYN Jordan. Medical
IL Examiner of the u. s. Treasury De-
partment, graduate of Columbia Col
lege, and who served three years ut West
Point, has the following to say of Peruna:
"AHow me TO express my graft
fude 10 you for the benefit derived
from your wonderful remedy.
One short month has brought
forth a vast change and 1 now
consider myself a wen man after
months of suffering. Fellow Suf-
fererS, PeruHa will cure you"
4 constantly increasing number of
physicians prescribe Peruna in their
practice. Ii has proven its merits so
thoroughly that even the doctors have
overcome their prejudice against social
ed patent medicines and recommend it
to their patients.
Peruna occupies a unique position in
medical science. 1t is the only internal
systemic catarrh remedy known To the
medical profession to-day Catarrh, as
everyone will admit, is the cause of one
half the disease which atliicts mankind
Catarrh aud catarrhal diseases afiiict
oHe-half of the people of United States.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-01-30

MRS. wINSLOw's SOOTHING SYRUP feY
Children teethinR; softens the gums reduces sn-
nammation. allsys pain. cures wind collie. -
cente q bottle.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-01-30

PUTNAM FADEIsEss DYES are
fast to light and was ing. A.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-01-30
The Latest Fad.

Al present the fad rs old pewter;
Milady thinks nothing is cewter;
So If her" you'd delight
With a bauble that's right.
Buy pewter; it's certain To sewter
Baltimore American
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-01-30

New Jersey Farmer-You oughter a
taken a trip to New York years ago.
Second Farmer-Oh, l dunno. The
longer you wait the more there is to
See.-New Yorker
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-01-30
Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Chill
dren,

Successfully used BY Mother GRAY,
nurse in the Children's Home in New
York, cure Constipation, Feverishness,
Bad Stomach. Teething Disorders, move
and regulate the Bowels and Destroy
Worms. Over 10000 testimonials. At
all Druggists. 25c. Sample FREE. Ad-
dress A. S. Olmsted. LeRoy, n. Y.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-01-30

Boarder-Why in creation did you ring
the breakfast bell at O'Clock this morn
ing?
Cook-The missus heard it laundering
and told me to hurry up and serve break
fast before the milk sOured.--New York
Weekly.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-01-30

will you marry me?' he asked blunt
ly.
Nc" replied the Boston maiden, hut
she added, coyly: Il am mot endowed
with sacerdotat power. Put your qnes-
ton property. ASK me if | win become
your wife. Philadelphia Press.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-01-30

so Iisgers has been arrested for arson
Such genial. joking chap. too"
Yes. | suppose he got into the habit
Of making light of everything. Boston
Globe.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-01-30

They are telling a good enc on a young
fellow who recently was undergoing an
examination for the street ear service.
DO You use whisky as beveragc?'
he was asked.
No he answered inBooently: ''as an
intoXicant"'-Sa San Francis,y Bulletin.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-01-30

has given much attention to the subject
of cancer, recently called attention to
the pernicious influence of the clay pipe
and the decayed tooth in causing cancer
Gus groWths
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-01-30

Fish are unusually scare in Lake
Erie
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-01-30

He'd really like to have lobster
Tor supper tonight.
She-Well. dear. why don't you go up
stairs and dress yourself for supper? =.
Nonkers Statesman.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-01-30
A Fish Story

hShF odd fisher named Fischer
FiShcd flSh from the edge of q n~xgpe.
4 cod. with q grin.
IEllad the fisherman in
Now they're fishing the fissure for Fischer.
Cincinnati Tnisane
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-01-30

Monsieur Crapaud-Aht SO zis ees
your leetle son! He look TO be smilaire
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-01-30

Huh granbled Mr.. Skinnay, who
was being intentionally crowded by the
jolly looking fat man in the trolley ca-.
these cars should charge by weight
Think soE~ replied the far man.
Then they wouldn't think it wortI3 while
ls stop for yoa. Philadelphia Public
Ledger
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-01-30

Mrs. Gumney-Is Mrs Cumso really
as philanthropic as she pretends?
Mrs. GargOyle-I should say So Why.
she even invites her poor relations TO her
r6ceptions.-Town Topics.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-01-30

Popley-Yes. he's very much like me
Monsieur Crapaud--Ah! blow do YOU
call eetf "A cheep of re old 'blockhead,"
ees eet not ?-Phladelphia Press.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-01-30

Hank Henderson, tells me his son
SPHINX got expelled from college for get
ting up in the middle o the night an
paintin the gate green" Amt thar
strange ] mind the time Hank wanted
him 10 paint the front sfoop. an couldn't
hardly get him mp in the middle o the
day. Brooklyn Life.
I've come 70 kill a printer" said the
little man.
Any printer in PARTICULAR asked the
foreman.
oh. any one will DO. | would prefer
q small one. bat We got TO make some
sort Of q show ~ fight or leave home
since the paper called my wife's tea party
a .swiil affair Tit Bits
Pahson- Brudder Bakers got some
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-01-30

Have you ever done Anything about
that anonymous letter you reoeived?'''
No" answered the patient man. IF
the man had signed his name ! would
nave been obliged to quarTel with him.
and I'm much obliged TO him for sparing
me that necessity. Washington Star.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-01-30

Winterbloom- Well. my children have
now all been through college-they can
play poker, smoke cigarettes, get into
debt and drink cocktails
Won Rlumer-What G.e they girls or
boys Town Topics
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-01-30

The Bride--We have cewpe to be mar
Tied.
Modern Minister-Ah, yes. With or
without?
The Bride-What?
The Minister Obey Town Topics.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-01-30

Pahson-Brudder Ba1ter's got some
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-01-30

Lucky birthstone free. Send I2c Birthday Life
brooklyn. ~ Y. ''
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-01-30

He--Wc must economic, Suppose
darling, that you try your hand at max
ing your own clothes.
She-Oh, George, dear l never could
do that. Suppose | begin by trying tC
make yours New Yorker.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-01-30

''Of course" said the beasfing colonel.
there are some who might doubt my
valor at Gettysburg. because / did not
lose an arm or leg"
+-CDh. don't let that WORRY -nn." smoke
up little Richard; Il heard papa say YOU
lost gGur head. Philadelphia Ledger