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Evening journal., 1904-05-26
Lieutenant Evans to Command syIr

Washington, May 26.-Orders have
been issued at the bureau Of naviga-
ton today assigning Lieutenant Frank
/. Evans. son Of Rear Admiral Robley
d. Evans. late commander in chief of
the Asiatic squadron. to command the
sylph. Lieutenant Evans has just re-
turned from the Asiatic station, where
be was on his fathers stan.
Evening journal., 1904-05-26
Mr.. Sutton in Perm

Charles w. Sutton who was appointed
several months ago by the U. S. Govern
ment to 80 10 Peru for the purpose Of
doing some Typographical engineering
work for that government arrived about
the first Of this week at his destination.
Howell +. England, the attorney, received
postal from Mr.. Sutton this morning.
Evening journal., 1904-05-26
Fireman overeome by Heat.

While firing his locomotive on the Dela-
ware road yesterday Fireman Sweeney
was overcome by fne heat and fell pros
trated in the engine cab. The engineer
threw water in his face and NE was re-
sucitated and fred his engine into the city
It was his first trip this season, he being
an extra man.
Evening journal., 1904-05-26

Goods at c. S. Hammitt's Public Art
Sale, SO7 Market stret, are almost being
given away. This Is the chance Of your
life 10 get pictures. frames, and art nov
elites for home decoration.
Auction at 2.sO and 7.3O p. m.
Evening journal., 1904-05-26
GRAND ARMY MEMBERS
HAVE NEW OFFICERS

OuCelS OF lne u A. ~ ol AeiaNai1 e
have been elected as follows for the
ensuing year:
Department ommander-William
Kelley, Jr., Post No. ?, Wilmington,
Del.
Senior Vice communication p.
Culleny. Post No. %, Seaford, Del.
Junior Vice Commander - Nero
Backus. Post No. 4, Wilmington, Del.
Chaplain-Rev. l. V. Aspril, Post
No. H. Odessa, Del.
Medical Director-Richard Heritage,
Post No. ., Wilmington, Del.
Council of Administration.
Ira Lunt. of Post No. ., New Castle.
Del.
R. H. williams, of Post No. s, New
port. Del.
A. Brack starr. of Post No. %, VIII
mington, Del.
William H. Blake, Of Post No. 10.
Wilmington. Del
Simeon Hood, of Post No. 4, Will
mington, Del.
Delegate at Large-Samuel Worrell.
Post No. ., Pleasant Hill. Del.
Delegate-Ellwood Craig. Post No.
2. Wilmington, Del.
Alternate at Large-Rev. Daniel
Green, Post No. 8, Newport. Del.
Alternate-A. NJ. Blair, Post No. 13,
Wilmington, Del.
The following appointments have
been made and they will be obeyed and
respected accordingly:
Assistant Adjutant- General and As
sistant Quartermaster-G General. S
Litzenberg, Post No. ?. Wilmington
Del.
Judge Advocate-Samuel Lewis
Post No. /, Wilmington. Del
Inspector-David r. Ennis, Post No
s, Georgetown. Del.
Chief Mastering Oficer-A. NJ. Hizer
Post No 5, New Castle, Del
Chief Of Staff-James H. Porter
Post No. ?. Wilmington, Del
The following standing committees
are announced:
Transportation.
Robert Liddel. Post No. 1; James
H. Porter, Post No. ?; Ira Lunt, Post
No. 5.
Tombstones.
]. S. Litzenberg, Post No. 2: Jesse
Hellings, Post No. 8; W. c. Robinson
Post No. II.
Monument to Gen. T. A. Smith.
Daniel Ross, Post No. /; William H
Moystin, Post No. ?; e. +. Wood Pos
No. 8; A. A. Anderson, Post No. 4
Edward Challenger, Post No. 8; r. G
Buckingham, Post No. 9; G. w. Ben.
mum, Post No. IS.
Soldiers Homes.
William A. Reilly. Post No %; Will.
liam Tharp. Post No. 10; William A
Truitt, Post No. Z.
Historian.
]. S. Litzenberg Post No. ?.
State Memorial.
Department William
Kelly Jr., Post No. .; Samuel Lewis
Post No. 1; Z. +. Wood. Post No. 8
William A. Smith Post No. 4; A. M
Hizer, Post No. 5; J. Rankin Arm
strong. Post No. 9; w. S. Byron, Pos
No. 2S James Brown, Post No. 10
G. p. Culleny, Post No. 25.
Assistant Adjutant- General. S
Litzenberg, Post No. ..
Evening journal., 1904-05-26
Miles spsaks In Boston.

Boston, May 26.-General Nelson A.
Miles was the principal speaker at the
annual dinner of the Massachusetts
Reform club at Young's hotel. General
Miles advocated emphatlcally inde-
pendence for the Filipinos and reciproc.
ity with Canada. Others who spoke
were former Governor George S. Bout
well of Groton and Congressman John
A. Sullivan.
Evening journal., 1904-05-26
Double Drowning In tho Charles Rivsr.

Double Drowning In the Charles River.
Waltham, Mass, May 26. - Herbert
Burgess, aged seventeen years. and
Harry Stoddard. aged eighteen years.
both OF Newtonville, were drowned
through the capsizlng Of their canoe on
the Charles river, near Roberts point.
Neither could swim. The bodies were
recovered.
Evening journal., 1904-05-26
Social and Personal Notes

The Cosmos Social Club will give a
hack ride tomorrow evening to Clay
mont, where refreshments will be
served. a dance will follow.
Mrs. Iiank l.. Barratt and daughters
Helen and Frances. have returned from a
visit to Mrs. John Street, mother Of Mrs.
Rarratt. who has been very 81, but Is re-
coNer.ng.
Evening journal., 1904-05-26
All sehoIasties Organize.

The All-Scholastic Baseball Club has
organized for the season and would like
to arrange games with all 16 to 17-year
old teams in or out of the city. Ad-
dress all communications to George
Bradford. manager. No. 1928 Jefferson
street, city.
Evening journal., 1904-05-26
Jap,n..s Advance Checked.

Liaoyang, May 26-Chinese scouts
report that the Japanese advance is
falling back on Fengwangcheng and
that heavy japanese baggage already
has been dispatched farther eastward.
Evening journal., 1904-05-26
MoonIiaht Excursion.

The Wilmington Steamboat Company
has arranged a series of moonlight ex-
cursions for next Saturday, sunday and
Monday evenings. Boats will leave the
Fourth street wharf at 200 and $50 o'clock
on the evenings on those days.-adv.
Evening journal., 1904-05-26
saooo 10 colorado and Return.

Via Chicago. Union Pacific & North West
ern Line. Chicago to Denver, Colorado
Springs and Pueblo, daily throughout the
summer. Correspondingly low rates from
all points east. Only one night to Denver
from Oh cago. Two fast trains daily. Tour
ist slepeing cars TO Denver daily.
Evening journal., 1904-05-26
TAKEN AGENCY.

Z. James Bet, druggist. Sixth and Mar
ket streets. has taken the local agency
for the Springer sanitarium, located at
Towson, Mi, for the cure Of the drink
and drug habit. Tiny information desired
viii be given cheerfully.
Evening journal., 1904-05-26
small Fire in Lamotte strest.

The Brandywine Fire Company re-
sponded TO a still alarm of fire at the
home OF Edward Goslln, No. 22i4 La
motto street. last night. The blaze was
extinguished before much damage was
done.
Evening journal., 1904-05-26
HinhHuers, stra,n Ride-

On Saturday next the members Of
the Highhyers' Society will give their
fourth annual straw ride. The wagons
leave at 7.SO from Wright and Stroud
streets.
Evening journal., 1904-05-26
DOINGS IN A
SOCIAL WAY
ShfrfWafst Dance

Numbers OF people went to shellpot
Park last night to participate in an
open air shirt waist dance. Those in
charge were II. b. Vending, Bernard
Dougherty and Willard Schrack.
Evening journal., 1904-05-26
In Full Operation.

The linton Rendering Company Of New
port now Is in full operation and is pre-
pared TO remove dead stock by modern
sanitary mesiaocs,
Evening journal., 1904-05-26

SERVICE PENSION FOR ACE.
New and important order Sc when So, IS
when 65, $40 when 6S, 81 when 20 years.
John Wainwright G. Co.. Pension Attys.,
End floor, w. 7th ST.. Wilmington Del.
Evening journal., 1904-05-26
THE ST. LOUIS CONTEST


The totals toda are:
John White. Jr. o. r. M..... 2514sI
Ray Brielely, Jr. o. U. A. NJ. 12137
John NJ. Ferrier, ]. o. r. M..... 1879
Arch. Crozier, Jr. o. u. A. NJ. 3.OOs
Jos. T. Hoffecker, Dover ... 1000
Geo. NJ. Fisher, I. o. r. M.... 1885
James II. Morris, !. o. o. F... 1890
Smiley King -. ............... LIS
James Till, A. II. G. L........... LIS
Dr. L. s. Cornwell, I. o. o. F..... LILO
Napoleon Adams, H. or S. W. NJ. 1.O20
Edward Mcintyre, /. o. r. NJ. 1,0i9
Michael O'Neil ..... .......... 1,C15
]. II. Massey, F. o. E........... 1,01O
FohnsMq qEaur. e. o. E..s 30 ,..s 1900
Evening journal., 1904-05-26
DEAD.

ORR-Louis H.. aged "A, at Afinqua-
dale Home, yesterday.
Evening journal., 1904-05-26
The laps Think

That's the reason they are get
ting there in their little contro-
versy with the Russians. We
Think when we handle your
real estate ; that's why you get
the results you want.
Evening journal., 1904-05-26

I WOULD LIKE TO BUY AN INTEREST
IN any legitimate business that will
stand investigation or would purchase
small good paying business. Address Box
A. this office. m26-3t
Evening journal., 1904-05-26
Peneader Democrat 70 Mo-.
A HALE MILLION ACRES

Democrats Of Pencader hundred Wi
hold a meeting at GLASGOW tonight.
Evening journal., 1904-05-26
Government Lands Open For Settle.

In the Rosebud Indian Reservation In
Southeastern South Dakota. The Chi
cago g. NORTHWESTERN Ry. is the direct
line from Chicago 20 Bonesteei on the
reservation border. Send cent stamp
for pamphlet New Homes n the West
containing maps and fun information as
to the allotment of these fentile lands.
Evening journal., 1904-05-26

MAN. 30 YEARS OLD. STEADY. FA-
miiiar with office work, good address.
wants position as c.erk. saiemsan or col
loctor; references. Address Box a. this
office. m26-3t
Evening journal., 1904-05-26

WANTED. BOARD AND ROOM FOR
man, wife and child in private family.
Modern conveniences and near p. b. &
w. R. R. shops. Address G. s., uhis Of
flee. m26-2t
Evening journal., 1904-05-26
90 LATE FOR CLASSIFICATION.
JEWELLERS.
CHARLES A. EEL.

Watches, Jewelry repaired at
lowest prices.
S. W. Cor. 4th and Market SITS.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-03-16
Japan's Great Cracksman.

Japan has been much excited by the
capture OF its most famous criminal. Sci
shi Ono, alias Kimbel Wantanabe, whose
audacious feats of breaking out OF the
Mayebashi Jail this year created sensa-
ton throughout the island kingdom.
When only a STRIPPING of 20 Seishi broke
into a provincial bank and made away
with the sum Of 10000 yen On another
occasion he paid a nocturnal visit to S.
kuroiwa, millionaire III Numata, Gum
maken. carrying off 100000 yen worth of
old coins and $4,000 yen in banknotes.
He has been arrested twenty-three times,
has made attempts to escape from prison
no fewer than 40 times, passed ten years
of his life behind prison bars, and robbed
the public Of a million yen. at the lowest
estimation. Now he has been sentenced
to Imprisonment for a year and six
months.-London Telegraph.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-03-16
TAKE YOUR MEDICINE.

Now and then you hear a fellow
Make a kick about his luck;
But YOU very seldom hear him
Talk about his lack of pluck.
Now and then q failure tells US
That the world is down ON him;
But he never tells us how he
Milk and -muShed his grit and vim.
Every day you hear some loser
Say that he was frozen out;
But that he was ever in 1t
He expresses not i doubt.
When the world stamps on the kicker
You can hear him yell q mile;
But who always ScoWled at others
Now is begging for smile.
When q man is down and out he
Always has some tale to tell;
But who always pushed or showed, but
Never tells you that he fell.
And, in short, it seems the rule to
when a chap is on the shelf
Tell a tale that sounds so good he
Nearly thinks it's true himself.
Moral:
Never Suueal if you've been buncoed,
For nobody'S in the dark;
Either YOU passed by the shuttle
Or YOU were an easy mark.
If they caught you in the pantry
With your finger in the jam,
And you got proper licking
Emulate the wise old clam
Baltimore News.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-03-16
HOME OF THE SEAL.
Built Under Ice, and on the Eskimo's
House Plan.

Although the seal spends its life in and
under the water. it is an air-breathing
animal and cannot live for any great
length of time without air, says st. Mich
0las AS winter spreads sheets of ice
over the fast-freezing Arctic sea, the seal
breaks hole in the ice over the water
where 1t lives. This hole it is careful to
keep open all winter long, breaking away
each new crust as it forms, so that, no
matter how thick the ice becomes. the
animal always finds there a breathing
place and passage to the surface of the
ice above, where it can get fresh air and
take nap, for it does not sleep in the
water. Then, again, although the seal
can exist for time out Of water, it has
TO seek its food in the sea; so that with
out both land Tor ice) and water it could
not surVlce the Arctic winter. How, aft
er once leaving it's breathing hole in
search OF the fish upon which it feeds. the
sea- can lind its way in the dark under
the Ice, yard in thickness, and spread
ing over many miles, back again to its
hole no one knows; but it is not the less
certain that when it needs air it swms
as straight to it's breathing place as a
plrd could fly through the air to it's nest.
When the seal is about to build her
house she first makes the breathing hole
larger, and then, by means of her strong
claws ana flppers, or forepaws, scoops
out the snow, taking it down with her
through the ice until she has made a
uome-llke apartment of the same shape,
Ihough not the same size, as that built
5y the Eskimo. Unlike the huts built
by man, however, it cannot Re seen from
without, for above it stretches the long
slope OF untrodden snow, and the baby
seal, for whose comfort the house was
built, and its mother, are safe from any
foes that cannot find where the house is
by the sense Of smell
The house, however, is sometimes dis
covered by the great polar bear who,
when his nose has told him that he is
upon the top Of the seal house. leaps in
the AIR, and, bringing his feet together,
comes down with all his great weight,
breaking through the roof and catching
the baby seal before it can get away.
Hooking one of his sharp claws into its
little Ripper, the bear then does a very
cruel thing. He let's the cub down the
breathing hole, SO as to lead the anxious
mother to come to it as it struggles in
the water. When she does so, he slowly
draws it up again, and. as she follows
it, strikes and secures her with the claws
Of his other foot
Very few Of these seal houses are
found out, however, either by men or
beasts of prey, and they last until the
feeble arctic summer partly melts the
snow that covered and concealed them.
VI course, by this time the baby seal has
grown large and strong enough to take
care of itself, and lives great way
from It's place Of birth.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-03-16
800 Reward, 500.

The readers of this paper will be pleased to
learn that there Is at least one dreaded disease
that science has been able to cure in all It's
stages. and that is Catarrh. Halls Catarrh Cure
is the only positive cure known TO the medical
fraternity. Catarrh being a constitutional dis
ease. requires constitutional treatment. Halls
Catarrh Cure is taken internally. acting directly
On the blood and mucous surfaces of the SYSTEM
thereby destroying the foundation of the dis
ease, and giving the patient strength by building
up the constitution and assisting nature In doing
Its work The proprietOrS have SO much faith in
Its curative powers that they offer One Hundred
Dollars for any case that it fails to cure. Send
for list of testimonials
Address. FL CHENEY & CO., Toledo o.
Sola by Druggists. TIC.
Halls Family Pills are the best
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-03-16
e Army Generals Send Letters Of Endorsement To
The Inventor of the Great Catanh Remedy Pe-ru-na
General BigeIOw Cured.

Gen. j. G. Bigelow, ISL c. ST.. n. w,
w Washington, d. c., writes:
Peruna has made me we'll and it has
given me more than ordinary strength
and spirit for work"
Gen. O'Beirne of Washington, D. G.,
Writes: las many of my friends and
acquaintance have successfully Used
your Peruna as q catarrh cure, / feel
that it is an effective remedy, and I rec
ommend it as such to those suffering
from that disease as most hopeful
source Of relief. flames r. O'Beirne,
go Broadway, Washington, d. G.
General Chase, Asst Adj. Gent. GAR,
Writes: 1.-THE excellence Of Peruna as
cure Or relief for catarrhal disturb
anees is well established Many Of my
friends have been benefited by it's use"
B. +. Chase, % Harrison ST., Ana
costa, d. @.
General S. s. Yoder of Ohio,
Writes: II have found Peruna to be q
wonderful remedy. | only used it for "a
short time and am thoroughly satisfied
as to its merits. IS. s. Yoder, Wash
ingtOn, ID. q.
General O'Connor of u. v. Legions,
Writes: IF you are suffering from ca
tarrh or physical debility, Immediately
commence the use of Peruna. It has
been Of the greatest benefit and service
to many Of my friends. dennis
o'Connor, 1873 32nd St, n. w, Wash
ington, d. g.
Gen. Wright of the Confederate Army,
Writes: Il take pleasure in recon-
mending Peruna. 1t is a remarkable
medicine and should be used by persons
who are in need of q good tonic and
by sufferers from catarrh. Marcus
Wright, 1924 Corcoran ST., Washington,
D. G.
Gen. Hawley of Washington, D. c.,
Writes: II have used Peruna and find
1t very beneficial for kidney trouble and
especially good for coughs colds and
catarrhal troubles."-A. E. Hawley.
Gen. Urell of Spanish War Veterans
Writes: Many of my friends have
used Peruna with beneficial results as
an effective remedy for catarrh. "-M.
Emmett Urell S13 10Th ST., n W,
Washington, ID. G.
Other Army Generals who praise Pc
| runa are:
Brigadier- General Cook of Wash-
ington, d. C.
General Sypher0f Washington, d. c.
General Middleton, Hancock RegT-
menf, u. V. H., Washington, D. c.
If you do not derive prompt and salts
factory results from the use of Peruna,
write &c once TO DR.. Hartman, giving u
full statement Of your case and he VIII
be pleased to give you his valuable ad-
vice gratis.
Address DR.. Hartman, President Oh
The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus o,
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-03-16

fou Can Get Aliens Foot Ease FREE.
Write to-day to Allen s. Olmsted, LIE Roy,
n T., for FREE sample of Aliens Foot
Ease, q powder to shake into your shoes.
1t cures tired, sweating, damp, swollen, ach-
Ing feet 1t makes new or tight shoes easy.
A certain cure for Corns and Bunions. All
druggists and shoe stores sell it. Csc.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-03-16
Teesinte and Billion Dollar Gras.

The two greatest fodder plants on
earth, one good for IA tons hay and the
other so tons green fodder per acre.
Grows everywhere, SO does Victoria
Rape, yielding 10000 lbs. sheep and
swine food per acre.
JUST SEND Zoe IN STAMPS TO THE
John A Salzer Seed Co., La Crosse,
Wis, and receive in return their big
catalogue and lots Of farm seed samples.
lC y III
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-03-16
The Doing of Him.

''Better keep away from that Jay
hawker,' cautioned the first bunco
steerer.
what for?' demanded the other.
Il worked that old fellow myself last
month";
We'll. what man has done, man can
do Philadelphia Press.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-03-16

MRS. WINSLOW'S SOOTHING SYRUP TO
Children teething: softens the gums, reduces in
Illumination allays pain, cures wind collie. 2
cents q bottle.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-03-16

I find Piso's Cure for Consumption the
best medicine for croupy children.-Mrs.
r. Callahan, LA Hall street. Parkers-
burg, w. Va, April IL, 1901.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-03-16

Wages in Russian factories are 9
cents an hour and upward. There are
thousands who work for cent an hour
and tens Of thousands who do not receive
30 cents a day for ten, eleven and more
hours work
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-03-16

The people of the United States eat
up $150,0OO,0OO worth of candy in year,
and there are nearly 5000 factories max
ing it, with capital of $38,OO0,O0O.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-03-16

The smallest coin in the world having
genuine circulation is probably the
Maltese grain q tiny fragment of
bronze about as big around as the top OF
a slate pencil, and worth only one-twen-
tieth of penny.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-03-16

An electrical bootblack, which is
more rapid and effective than the street
Arab. is in use in Chicago.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-03-16

TlYc Permanently Cured. No nervousness after
I'll first day's use OF Dr.. Zines Great Nerve rs
sorer Rec ~ 90 trial bottle and treatise
DR. z. H. HLEE, Ltd. eSi Arch St., Ph.,AdephiA, PA
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-03-16
Brig. General ScheII Benefited.

''Peruna is indeed a wonderful tonic,
and for coughs and colds l know of
nothing better.''-F. NJ Schell, Wash
ingtcn. u. c.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-03-16

The export of sole leather from the
UNITED States averages about 100000 a
month.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-03-16
General DuffieId of the Union Army

Writes: Il have used Peruna in my
family and have found it Il valuable
medicine, and take pleasure in recon-
mending it to all who suffer from ca
tarrh of the stomach or who require a
tonic of efficiency" The Cairo, Wash
ington, d. G..
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-03-16

You can do your dyeing in half an
hour with PUTNAM FADELESS
DYES.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-03-16

A vessel drawing 10 feet rises two
inches in passing from fresh water to
salt.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-03-16
Of
CufIcura
Soap

to cleanse the skin of crusts
and scales, and soften the
thickened cuticle; Gu tt
CURA Ointment to in
stantly allay itching, irrita-
ton, and Inflammation, and
soothe and heal; and Gu II
CURA Pills to cool and
cleanse the blood and expel
humor germs. A SINGLE
SET, costing but ONE
DOLLAR, is often suffl-
cient to cure the most tor
turing, dishguring skin,
scalp and blood humors, &C.
zemas, rashes, itchings, and
irritations, with loss of hair,
from infancy to age, when
the best physicians and all
other remedies fail.
vent. oOc. lin form OF Chocolate Coated Pills,
13c., per vial Of Coz. Ointment &c., Soap 26c.
Depots; lonaon, II Charterhouss So; Psris'
2 Hue &c 10 raix; Boston. 1877 CnlunSus Ave.
ET send for "Haw to Cure Tortur!ng Dis
SECURING Hnmors from Infancy to Age"
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-03-16
General Smalls, Beaufort, S. c.

Writes: Il have used Peruna for ca
tarrhal trouble and find it beneficial and
TO be all that it promises, and freely give
1t my unqualified recommendation. -
Robert Smalls.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-03-16

The average Frenchman eats 42S
pounds of bread 4 year.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-03-16
General Talley of Pa, Vol. u. S. A..

Writes: Your Peruna has been used
by me and my friends as q relief for ca
tarrhal troubles with the most beneficial
results. l am so convinced of the efficacy
Of Teruna that | do not hesitate to give
it my recommendation. WIN. Cooper
Tal!ey, 713 d ST., n. E., Washington,
n ~
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-03-16
Loves Labor Lost
A Multitudinous Greeting.

When Senator Smith TO Washington comes
Ihey IL greet him with positive glee;
And loudly tattoo on their bass social
drums
And ask him to dinner and tea.
novelty surely never am:ss
So hail to him wleu no arrives
with MS one little, 40 little, three little,
four little.
Five little Mormon wives
Town Topics
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-03-16
What Happened.

Since Miss Prettygirl met Charley
She has turned his head, they say;
When he reads the morning paper
AGM S!ql Yo!Il oql op lsnm Oh
New York Sun
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-03-16

in the city of Washington there are
1900 Browns, $4,000 Smiths, $4,000
J ohnsons and 1000 Joneses.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1904-03-16

Benham-Do you want to go to the
opera this evening?
Mrs. Benham-What opera?
am-Goetterdam-
Mrs. Benham-If you can't answer a
civil question without swearing. I woup'f
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