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The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-11-22
ire B. sst Liniment

"@hauberlaina Pain Balm is corsid-
cred the best linimeat on the market. "
write Yost & Bliss. Of Georgia w. No
oihc( liuimeat sin heal cnt or bruise
90 pgamrtly no other affords such
quick relief FROM rheumatic paths No
ceher Is 50 saluable for deep seated
pains like lame back and pains In the
chest Give this liniment trial and
you viii never wish TO he without 1t
Sold y N. Wallace.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-11-22
Ar Arkaneas ReaulsItian.

Governor Ferguson today received a
reOuisition from the governor of Ar.
kansas for e. 5 Davis Of rcttawato-
mie county. Davis was under indict-
nent for false preterse IN Arkansas
when he ahsconded Il is alleged ,har
he defraglei G. Brannon ~ rcpre.
sentiue az Nilroal ties TO be his ana
selling them 20 Brannon
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-11-22

only IS hours to st, IOu'a via tn'
Frisco.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-11-22
MASKED Pie Social.

Cone early Stay late Eat lots at
masked pie social Wednesday evening
al Armory hall under auspices OF
woman's Relief Corps. Tor benefit OF
relief funG Everybody mvhcd and
each lady requested ia bring a pie A
prize will be given the most comical5
dressed lady and geptlenan
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-11-22

Girls cNi Ct remedies 10 work mir
acles in days time. Beauulylng
changes come slow Keep on taking
HOLSTERS Rocky Mountain Tea.
Twill make the face fair and bloom
ing. S5 cents Tea or Tablets Ask
your druggist.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-11-22

NJ White. contractor, Sill build cis.
terms at forty-fve cents per barrel OF
ice baFrels ctpacity and up. All kinds
OF mason work See me at Santa Fe
House. Prompt attention given.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-11-22

The ladies OF The First Presbyterian
church viii give Thanksgiving fool
sale az the office r. the Guthrie Gas
company 3 West Oklahoma avenue.
Wednesday afternoon, Nov 22
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-11-22

The West Side Coal Yard is the hest
place tc leave your order for coal and
wood. G've me trial order T. d.
marshall. Phone 375 Terms cash.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-11-22

Harry. the caDman, always up to he
minute in time Of need. with new and
complete OUTFIT for the carnival
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1904-09-07

Congressman sometimes adopt queer
eXpedients to gain the good viii of
their constituents. Years ago mem
Der from II western state WAS very
much afraid he would hc knocked ont
In the approaching campaign. lie had
not managed to make himself II power
In congress. In fact his constituents
had never heard of him doing any
thing besides voting with his party
when his name was called and draw
ing his salary He was desperate
Something must be done to please his
people mt home or he would he buried
out of sight \ bright young w"m""
TO whom he had described his troubles
said to him
You live near the center OF the
United States, don't you"
YES"
'"Thcn why don't you introduce a
bill to have the capitol moved to the
principal town In yonr district"
"The very thing +"
And he introduced the bill II work
I'd to charm The people Of his dia
trlct at once concluded he was a great
man and with much enthusiasm sent
him back for another term. SO that he
might press his removal bill and Sc
cure its passage In the next con
gress he reintroduccd the sumo meas
ure, and, though II was promptly
pigeonholed IN the committee room
and Of course he never got chance to
make a speech on II, his people stood
by him and gave him third term as
a reward for his genius
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1904-09-07
ANIMALS IN BATTLE.
The GortIIn's Powerful Arms Make Ii
Formidable Zoe.

IA Formidable Zoe.
Fish fighting Is II most popular sport
in Siam. The two fish, trained from
the ngc of six months To fight are
placed In a large glass bottle, 1t IL
most curious tn note each flsh's atti-
tudc when II becomes aware of its ad-
versury's presence in the bottle. Swell
ing With rnge and pride, they suil
around and around the narrow space,
pretending not to notice each other I'M
til suddenly one fish makes n savage
dart Mt Its unwelcome companion, bit
ing its fins and body The fight contin-
uca until the referee sees That the issue
is no longer IN doubt. when the contest
is stopped
Horses use either their teeth or their
hoofs ns II mode of defense A curious
instance Of the effectiveness of these
weapons once occurred Mt sheffield
park. A bulldog, bnrklng and snaring,
chased horse turned loose around aud
around n meadow, not with angry in
tent, but purely from excess of high
spirits. After gulloping around the
field several times the horse stopped
dead and, turning sharply around,
lnshcd out Mt the yclping dog. with n
fatal result, for its skull was clovcn.
The gorilla is most formidable OPP
poncnt In battle, its great strength ly-
Ing IN its powerful arms Few animals
of the forest have the slightest chance
Of overcoming n gorilla \ python has
been known to eneircle IT'S coils around
the gorlllas body. only, however, to
have It's own body torn open by its nd
versary's hands.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1904-09-07

In his Handbook on Modern Japan"
Ernest W. Clements says: "On the
seventh day of the first month, If
male swallows seven and female
fourteen red beans, they will be free
from sickness all their lives; If one
bathes Mt the hour Of the dog on the
tenth day his teeth viii become hard.
A child begotten in the fathers forty.
third year IL supposed to be possessed
Of the devil When such n child IN
about one month old 1t is therefore
exposed for about three hours In Gome
sacred place. Some member of the
family then goes to get II and, bring
Ing II TO the parents, says, This il a
child whom l have found and whom
you had better take and bring up
Thus, having fooled the devil, the par
ents receive their own child back"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1904-09-07
STARTLED CARLYLE.


Charles Godfrey Leland said that on
his first meeting with Carlyle the wise
man showed himself In somewhat
cynical frame of mind, from which lie
was aroused only by n bit of whole
some opposition.
And what kind of an American may
you be German or Irish or whatf"
Carlyle asked
since II interests YOU Mr.. Carlyle"
replied Leland, ITO know the origin of
my family l may shy that | am de
sccndcd from Henry Leland, Il noted
Puritan who went To America In lG3G."
Il doubt whether any of your family
have since been equal 10 your old Puri-
tan great grandfather" growled Car
lyle, and this, combined with some
slurrlng remarks which he had pre-
vlously thrown out In regard 10 Amer
lea and her history, reused Icland's
spirit.
mfr. Carlyle" he said deliberately. IT
think that my brother, Henry Leland,
who got the wound from which lac
died standing by my side In the war of
the rebellion, WAS worth ten of my
old Puritan ancestors. At least he
died In n ten times better cause And
allow me to sny, Mr.. Carlyle, that !
think I'm all matters of historical criti
cism you are principally influenced 10y
the merely mclodramatic and theutric
al"
Carlyle looked utterly amazed and
startled, though not ut all angry.
"Whots thot ye sayT he cried in
brond Scotch
Mr.. Leland repeated the remark, A
grim smile ms of admiration came over
the stern old face 1t WINS With Il deeply
reflective and not dlsplcascd air that
he replied, still In Scotch,
Nm, ma, I'm me thot," he snid And
he dropped into milder strain and
made the interview an occasion to he
treasured long In memory.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1904-09-07
ENGINEERS LAST RUN.
His story of How lie LiNci Ills Lift,
All Over In Flash

Drowning is not the only experience
that causes a man Ia read his own
biography III the flash of second, -
said i. c. Roberts, locomotive cngi-
neer
II was running on the passenger
trains between Atlanta and Macon Sev-
eral years ago, and was To meet the
northbound train at certain station
on the rond Well it was all my fault
hadn't slept any for live nights, and
the only rest | had was in my cab.
Tho last stop that we made before
this experience of which | speak the
fireman had to wake me up when the
signal To 20 ahead WIS received. |
had gone 10 sleep In my eah
AS We approached the next station
the conductor may have sisnaled me,
rs he claimed he did, but we dashed
through the town at about forty miles
an hour before heard the down break
signal. The minute | heard il | saw
the headlight of the northhound train
less than 300 yards away, coming
around curve. | threw ON the air
brakes and reversed, but it all looked
too late. The fireman jumped, hut l
was paraly2cd. The two great engines,
one bearing II special train, rushed to
gether like angry bulls, aud | was
frozen there and while those trains
rushed together saw eve.N incident
of my life Just MS plainly rs the day
II happened. That's all know about
IT,
They took me to the hospital, and
nine days later l woke up after II spell
of brain fever The trains stopped SO
close together the pilots were sprung
out of place. but otherNise there was
no damage They had To get n new
engineer before my train pulled out,
though, and that was the last time l
ever pulled throttle Louisville
Courier Journal
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1904-09-07

IL You hold your fist as tghr - You
can hold II for fifteen minutes the fn-
tigue you Will feel when il rclaxcs ia n
clear proof of the energy you have been
wasting, and If the waste IL SO great
In the useless tightening of INST II is
stll greater IN the extended and con
tlnuous contraction Of brain and nerves
In useless fears and the energy saved
through dropping the fears and their
accompanying tension can bring In the
same proportion yigor unknown be
fore and ut the same time afford pro
lection against the very things we fear
ed The fear of taking cold IL so strong
in many people that draft Of fresh air
becomes II bugnboo to their contracted,
sensitive nerves. Drafts are imagined
IA existing everywhere, and the con
traction which Immediately follows the
sensation of n drift is the best means
of preparing to catch cold
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1904-09-07

From n diary kept by ono of the
surveyors 1t appears that the first use
of petroleum AZ remedy In this coun-
try occurred In the ncigllhorhood of
the head watcrs OF the Allegheny. In
the western part of New York, about
the beginning of the nineteenth cen
fury. AZ the oil flowed from Il spring
low pools. and its medicinal properties
We're first recognized by the Indians In
that section of the country This oil.
which was then known a8 Seneca
Oil, was collected and dried in tho
sun, and in addition to It's medicinal
use it was also employed for mixing
the war paint for the tribe.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1904-09-07
RELIC FROM THE STONE AGE
A Body From the Prehistoric bury
ing Places of England.

AhG va Ing
In Somcrsetshire, England, may he
seen many "barrows,' burying places
of prehistoric man, Long ages ago,
when the elephant and rhinoccros, the
lion and bear, the hyena and wolf, the
great elk and the reindeer were among
the common animals of England, prim-
tive man and savage beasts lived in
caves In this region.
At the entrance to these caves the
ahoriGines, cmd In skins. kept fires
burning for warmth and for protection
from the wild beasts 1t WAS here that
they made flint hatehets, knives and
arrowhcads Not long ago n trench
was being dug within the mouth of ono
of these caves for the purpose of drain
Ing.
1t was found necessary to break up
stulngmite noor of two thick layers.
Between the myers was n deposit of
cave earth and stones In which was
discovered the skeleton of n man of
very great antiquity in an excellent
state of preservation. With ii were
found several flint knives and flakes.
Experts who mu,ic Il careful cNnminu-
ton of the skull, which has projecting
brows aud recedlnE frontal bone, have
decided that ii belongs to the stone age
and IL OF II type intermediate between
the palcolIthic and ncolithlc ages
Apparently the body had been placed
in II small passage leading OF from the
great passages 10 the stalnctlto caves
and had been prevented from disturb
nncc by stones piled around II The
stalngmltc floor had formed over 1t MI,
cfrcctually preserving II to the present
day. lIarpcr's Weekly.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1904-09-07
JUST BREATHE.
when Worn Out Don't Take n stIm-
uinhti just Breathe.

Don't take stimulant; Just breathe.
This Is the advice of doctor who
does not believe in the old medical
policy of mystery, but who undertakes
philosnphically To explain to amy pa
tient why such and such II remedy
should be beneficial, says the phlla-
delphia Telegraph.
when You are let down." contln-
ued this physician, don't take II cock
tail, Just breathe. Put your finger
ON your pulse and get its rhythm. Dur
Ing eight beats draw In the breath.
breathing deep and low and forcing the
diaphragm down first, then filling the
upper lungs Then cXhale this breath
during four beats of the pulse.
Nov, If you are working with II
piece of machinery, shy II typewriter,
what do you do to make II run more
smoothly You don't put lot more
oil ON 1t and gum and clog 1t all up.
You clean u first You can best clean
the blood by breathing. The blood
passcs through the lungs, and II needs
md expects to find plenty of fresh air
W III va , XVI III ~ - ~ Nhii I iAAhA ~
fcctly fresh mir II needs more mir which
is not perfectly fresh 1t needs to be
cleaned by contact with the air
"Once In awhile hold the lungs full
OF breath AZ long ns YOU can without
expulsion. In doing this you nre sim.
ply cleaning the machine. You ure
cleaning the blood. At the same time
you are giving that little fllip to the
action of the heart and the nervous
system which you thought YOU were
giving when you took the cocktail. In
the latter ease you didn't clean the ma
chine You simply ran II II little faster
and gummed 1t up little mere, You
can get the same results, the same
feeling of collaboration and of accom-
plishment, without taking the cock
tail, and Mt the same time the machine
will steadily improve In its running
qualify. Breathe the best air you can
get and plenty of II, 1t In as necessary
rs food Tho heart and lungs net In
voluntarily. In hurried business life
they become too Involuntary. In
thnt case don't take cocktail; Just
breathe"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1904-09-07

writer on birds, Edmund Sclons,
describes song contest between two
male hightngalcs. Jealousy he says,
did not seem to blind them ON the
merit of each others performance.
Though often one, upon hearing the
sweet, hostile strains, would burst
forth instantly itself and here there
was no certain mark Of appreciation =
yet sometimes, perhaps quite AK often,
II would put It's head on one side and
listen with exactly the appearance of
musical connoisscur, weighing, test
Ing aud nppruising each note as 1t
issued from the rival bill \ curious,
half suppressed expression would steal
or seem TO steal for fahey may play
her part In such matters over the
listening bird, and the idea appeared
to be, How exquisite would be those
strnins were they not sung by ,
and yet must admit that they are ex-
Qui9ite'
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1904-09-07
LETTER WRITING.
Use only black ink.

Use only black ink.
Do not write long business letters.
DO not write brief letters of friend
ship.
Do not offer advice unless you are
asked for it,
Never use words with which you are
not familiar.
Do not fill your letters with lengthy
EXCUSES for your silence.
Always use unrulcd paper of fine
texture. Avoid n pronounced color.
Never write of another anything
which you would not wish him To see.
Under no circumstances send half n
sheet of paper, even for the briefest
note.
Never begin your letter with the
statement that you have little time
for correspondence.
DO not write of personal or other
important matters TO strangers or or
dihuty acuuaintnnccs.
DO not send an important message
on II postal card and never use them
for notes of invitation Men and
Women
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1904-09-07
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.

Don't volunteer too much informa-
tion,
Whnt lot of time we waste wonder.
Ing why
pattIng yourself on the buck IL II
difficult task seldom done gracefully.
There nre more takers than think
ers Here you have the solution of
gossip.
People whose regulations depend
upon their clothes have to keep dressed
up all the time.
enc of the greatest virtues and the
hnrdcst IL the moral courage to prnc-
tee self denial.
Courtesy on how that lubrtcntes
life And good nature what mn asset
of happiness is that!
Some folks are determined to domi
nate or die, and as there are few who
rise to the first degree there are many
who fall TO the second Schoolmastcr.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1904-09-07

The wedding is to occur soon. and
she was telling her mother about her
plans.
when Fred IL out late nt night, she
said, II shall not scold him. ! shall
try to he reasonable. think l shall
go 50 far ns to keep light burning
for him to make him CHEEKY when he
returns"
Her mother was silent.
Don't YOU think II would be n good
idea to keep the light burnngW she
persisted.
"Wcll, II might do very well for the
first month or 80. But after you have
paid II few gus bills you'll probably
conclude that 1t viii be just as well
10 put the matches where he can find
them and turn the light out. New
York Press
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1904-09-07

Secretary Seward was an Episcopa-
lian, and this story is told: ON one OF
the occasions when President Lincoln's
patience was tried by II self appointed
adviser, who got warm and used strong
language, MIR. Lincoln interrupted him
by saying, You are an Episcopalian
aren't your And when asked why ha
thought so he said, You swear just
Hike Steward, and he is" That was
Mr. Lincoln's way Of getting rid of
such advisers.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1904-09-07
AN ELECTION TRICK.
One sample of the Dodges to which
They Resort In England.

One sample of the Dodges to which
They Resort In England.
Canon j. George Tctley tells the fol
lowing story OF the late Justice Den.
man, who In 1860 ran for election Mt
Tivcrton, In England. lie was adver-
tised to address the electors on n GER
tuin morning. In order To fulfill his
engagement II WIS necessary for him
to leave by the 0:l5 express. He had
taken the precaution of ordering n cab
overnight and WIS quietly eating an
early breakfast when attention was
called to two or three men who seemed
to be hanging about In the ncighbor-
hood of his house lie thought little.
however, of the matter but presently
sent HIS servant to put his luggage on
the cab, which WIS due to arrive. The
cab approached the door, but before
tho portmantenu could be located one
OF the mysterious strangers Jumped in
and was driven rapidly away.
And when this happened Il second
time 1t became evident that something
very definite was intended. So Mr..
Dcnman consulted his watch, and, di-
rectlng his luggage to be sent after
him, he buttoned his coat and, calling
TO his aid all his old Cambridge train
Ing, took n bee line FOR the sutton, He
met not one empty cab till too near the
terminus 10 be of any service to him.
He dashed through the "booklng Of.
nee" on to the platform, seized th' hun
die OF II carriage door ne the train was
actually starting and flung himself into
n compartment.
ON arriving ut Tiverton he found his
committee In state of extreme anX-
iety which gave place to nstonishment
and relief ON his appearance, for the
walls of the town were covered with
placards warning the Liberal electors
that their candidate would not keep
his engagement to address them.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1904-09-07
ytrtu.s of the Sviss.

did not meet II tramp encounter u
beggar or Il person the least intoAicnt-
ed during my stay In Switzerland OF
how few countries In Europe or Amer
lea can this be truthfully said. There
mny be n small percentage of drunken
ness, but If It exists 1t is kept out of
sight A thrlfticr, cleaner, more whole
some body of people, who carefully ob.
serve sanitary laws In their homes,
have never met In my various travels.
They are as tidy and nent ms the house
wives of Holland or the Pennsylvania
Qunkcrs. No wonder Switzerland Is Il
prosperous country 1t owes much of
its good fortune TO the practical in
telligcnce of It's law abiding citizens
London Caterer.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1904-09-07

Charles III. was wont In his humor.
Gus way to say Of his chaplain, Dr
Barrow, TINT he was the most unfair
preacher In England because he cx
hausted every subject and left no room
for others To come after him" II was
indeed too much the DOCTORS way
When he got hold of "A topic he never
knew how to leave anything unsnid
about 1t. One Of his best discourscs,
That on the duty and reward Of bounty
to the poor. actually took up three and
n half hours In delivering
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1904-09-07
Hand Outs.

Dealer Here IL Il cigar that is all
right for the money. We sell It seven
for quarter,
Customer Well, that Is II good many.
"Yes, but you don't have to smoke
them, you know"
"Oh, didn't think of that! You
may give mo II quarters worth. They'll
be handy to treat my friends with -
Boston Transcript.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1904-09-07

Animals uro capable of whit we
should call herolsm In man. In one
field was donkey, in another horse.
Through the first went Il mastim and
made for the nss, seized him by the
throat, pulled him down, and that so
auddenly that the donkey looked like
~ To be killed. The horse In the next
field leaped the hedge dividing the
two pastures, colnrcd the dog with
his teeth, SWUNG him and like base-
bnll plnycr caught him ON the full
with his heels The mastiff was whsle
ed over the hedge which the horse
had Just crossed, and the donkey wns
left In peace to recover from his
wounds
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1904-09-07
I,,.e.L.

Persons who believe in luck and
signs win doubtless agree that 1t ~ un-
lucky to DO struck by lightning on
Monday, or take hold Of circular saw
In motion on Tuesday, or tumble down
stairs with II coal scuttle on Wcdnes-
day, or be hit by II trolley cnr on Thurs
day, or full overheard on Friday, or
marry on Saturday, or be one of thir-
teen to dinner on Sunday when there
Is food for only ten
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1904-09-07

Following the strike of $50 Of Its EN-.
ployees, members of the United Hat.
ters' Union of North America, the
Knox Hat company Of Brooklyn has
retaliated by declaring In printed reso-
iutions that never again VIII It employ
member Of the IIatters' union and
that henceforth its factory will be con-
Quoted independent of union 1urisdic-
ton.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1904-09-07
Too s.n.ibie To Ciye In.

"Will you PROMISE" she anxiousIy
asked. mot to do anything desperate
If say II can never bei'
Yes" he replied. Il think It mans
fool who goes to the bad because
girl refuses to love him"
Then will be yours."-Chicago
narnrl- Iernlh
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1904-09-07
INC chnte Gernlans.

We Germans are not only the most
nolitc. but also the most ceremonious
people In the world. Without cerenoSy
Ii h not possible for us TO present
friend. to take Il seat in restaurant or
10 drink or even to utter single word.
Consequently people like the british,
which ignores and utterly disregards
these customs, must appear to us herd
of Iubbers.- Frankfurter Zeitung.