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The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1904-06-08
Sweet Melody Flour
Blockades ana Biiszards.

In new Pullman Ordinary slespers,
wide yestibuled and with every modern
convcnicne, in charge Of competent
agent from Cincinnati and Chicago via
louisville. New Orleans, Houston, San
Antonio, Ell Paso and Los Angeles to San
Francisco. Rates or berth half of cos.
in regular sleepers. For FREE descrip.
tive matter~and full partiulars address
E. A. RICHTER, Tray. Passenger Agent,
Illinois Central Railroad.
5l2 PARK BUILDING, PITTsBuRG, PA
Jan. 29,wi.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1904-06-08
Sweet Melody Flour
FOLEYSHONEYN6TAP

Cures Colds Prevents 9-e--sc-f-
For sale by Stone q Mercer, Q. D.
sturm & Co., and r. j. Criss.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1904-06-08
GRAND
GymRastie Exhibition
Traders Opera House, Thurs
day Night, June 9Th.

Given under the auspices of the Young
Mems Christian Association.
A large class of boys under the direc,
tion of General Secretary James H. Nor.
ris will give Calisthenic Drills and dc
some figure marching.
The young mems class, under the di-
rection of Charles L. Hill, of South Nor.
walk, Conn, viii give a Dumb Bell Drill
build human pyramids, perform difficult
feats on the horizontal bars and parallel
bars, do some high jumping and higl.
diving, tumbling and funny mat work
The people of the city should attend
this exhibition and see for themselves
the kind Of physical training the boys
and young men are receiving in the
Y. NJ. c. A. gymnasium.
Price of admission, Is, %, 50 and soc
Tickets on sale at Sturm's drug store,
Monday, June 9th. june3-6t
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1904-06-08

The talk Of the town. wbati Leyy's
Sse five cent cigar. m2s-tf
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1904-06-08
UNCLE SANS CIGARS.
Plight OF Man who Tried to Got
the Rest of the Customs.


person to bring In for his own COR
sumption 90 cigars or 800 cigarettes.
The ruling OF the department being
that for customs purposes fifty cigars
equal that many cigarettes. Travellers
are always arriving who do not know
the regulations or who try to eyade
them. Nine times out of ten the tray-
eler at once wants to make II a per
sonal matter with the inspector aud
acts as IL he thought thrashing the Of
fetal would get his cigars in free. Then
he cools down little and offers TO pay
duty on all over fifty and take them
all There he strikes new cause OF
rage. The smallest number of cigars
that can be imported is 5000. All I'M
der that and over fifty are seized. The
Inspector endeavors to explain that he
did not make the law and is RESPONSE
bic only for its execution rs he finds It
but that seldom works, and the tray.
eler goes away breathing fire and mad
with desire for vengeance.
A man came in from Havana recent
ly with a box OF cigars out OF which
he had smoked fifteen. There were
eighty-fve left. The inspector who ex-
amined his baggage told him he could
have only fifty. The man declared that
1t was an outrage and intlmated that
he believed 1t to be perpetrated for the
inspectors personal amusement.
who gets the restY he demanded.
They are seized for the government"
was the reply.
Thereupon 1t was evident to the man
that the outrage was for the benefit as
well as the amusement of the inspect
or.
4 don't suppose you smoker he
sneered.
Not on duty" suavely replied the
inspector.
well, you won't smoke these off
duty" cried the man and began to
break them up.
Hold on" said the inspector. "You
mustn't do that"
"Why notT' demanded the man.
"They are my cigars"
No. they are not" replied the in
spector. They belong to the govern.
ment."
No words would ct that situation,
and the man went away. A little
later he charged into the office of the
law division, prepared to tear down
the custom house. He wanted to
know, and he wanted his information
quickly.
Not my cigars, Ell? Well, they
hadn't been brought in yet"
"oh. yes, they had. They were con.
siderably inside the three mile limit
when you had them on the pier"
A little argument cooled him Off, and
he finally said:
well. I'll take my fifty, and you can
have the rest"
you haven't got fifty now" said the
official.
Haven't got fifty?" he screamed.
I'D like to know why 1 haven't.
You've said all along could have
fifty"
Yes, but you broke them up"
Il didn't do any such thing. / broke
up the extra thirty-fivel"
"Oh, no. Those are Uncle Sans
You were breaking up your own. But
! don't think you destroyed them all.
There are about fifteen still left for
you.r
And he had to do the best he could
to seem content with fifteen. All OF
which shows again how foolish 1t is
TO kick against the pricks. Most men
do it, however, and sometimes they
beat Uncle Sam out of his cigars.
There have been instances where men
SO situated pitched the whole supply
overheard in their rage.-Century.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1904-06-08
SWee6 M6I0d Flour.
EULE1SEFlEN $500 .

stops the cough ana l.s,ars S-,~,, /,
For sale BY Stone a Mercer, @. D.
Sturm 4 Co. and R. ]. Criss.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1904-06-08
PRICES
REDUCED TO
RAISE CASH

Approaching the value of money
greater than goods, viii for the next
thirty days for cash only, sell at a dis.
count OF 20 per cent. on everything
handle, which should be an inducemeni
to all who need anything in my fine to
see DODGE quickly. at Oak Hall Main
street ms7-lOt,
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1904-06-08
New Century Flour is a
Spring Patent. MA If

If You are in need of any cut flowers
of funeral designs, call at BANDS drug
store. Your order will be filled prompt
ly by Dudley's june2-dlm.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1904-06-08
Sweet Melody Flour
GOT .IHAI SACK WIN. TELL FLOUR YEP

Free sample TO agents. Practical
ready call devices for telephone. Saves
brain work and hours of time. Sells
itself. One sale sells dozens. Seeing
is believing. Send stamp. The Tele-
phone Appliance Company, One Madison
avenue, Dept. +. A. D., New York
City. may5.lm-
A FINE FARM FOR SALE.
( | will sell you a fine Farm, of finest
limestone land, ffty-one acres, all i'm
proved. In fine blue-gress sod, with suf-
ficient meadow land. The best selected
farm in the section. Lays within six
miles of Clarksburg and near the street
railway. \ chance that you don't have
often to get a fine farm. Terms to
suit the purchaser. Call on or write to
N. j. FRANCIS,
26apr-tf Wilsonburg, W. Va.
Charley, where are You goingH Co
Y down TO Levy's. Well II 90 along
and get one of those 1872 cigars. Best
smoke in town. may5-tf.
stock Raising for Profit.
The south Is rapidly oming TO the
front as stock raising country for pro.
its. You can learn how northern stock
raisers located along the Illinois Cen.
trail R. R. are getting rich in this bust
ness by writing for FREE descriptive
matter and particulars 30
L. A. RICHTER, T.P.A., m Cent. R. R.
SIP PARK BUILDING,
iau29wtf. PITTSBURG. Pa.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1904-06-08

Rooms to Rent-Furnished or unfur.
nishcd, with bath room and use of tele.
phone. In private family, no children
Location one of the most pleasant and
convenient in the city. Inquiry at this
Office or at 1856 w. Main street. m25-lm
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-01-20
The Case of Quick.

The last bulletin from President Herr
man of the national commission says
IL. $. Quick, claimed by the New York
Americans ana traded 90 Toledo, does
not belong to American eaguers, and Is
remanded to Salt Lake In this finding:
THE attention OF the commission was
called 10 this case by Mr. Lucas, presi-
dent OF the Pacific National league
through Mir Farrell. the secretary OF the
National association, They called atten-
tIun TO the fact that on the promulgated
list Of purchased players, isued by the
commission In September. the naino OF
player Quick appeared on the list OF
purchased players by the New York
American league club. They further sug-
gested that In view Of the fact that one
G. II. Griffin had assumed control of the
Salt like franchise, that the purchase
money on account OF Quick be paid to
him. This not being dispute between
two clubs the matter was taken up by
the entire commission We find that this
player has not been purchased by the
New York American league club, and
therefore direct the secretary Of the COM
mission TO strike his name from the New
York American list and place II on tho
Salt Lake reservation list
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-01-20
JOKE ON MCCOY.
hvw Jerry Mccarthy Imposed on One Of
Ills Boxing Partners.

jerry Mccarthy IL responsible for the
following story about young Mccoy, one
VI the aspiring boxers who works out
With him al the gymnasium every after
no0nl
II appears that Mccarthy, accompanied
by Mccoy Barney and Markham, went TO
me Santarium last evening 20 spend u
fev minutes IN the steam room. As IL well
Known IN entering the place to the bath
ICONS there are two aisles from the Office
% them There are also two big signs at
We entrance one OF which reads; This
way ln" the other has, This Way
Out After the boys got through with
We steam room they started out. All
of hem, with the exception Of Mccoy,
went out the right way, but Mccoy took
INC other aisle When they got nearly
70 The street door, Jerry turned TO Me-
Coy and said:
a, See here, you lobster You came out
lne wrong way Don't you see that sign
eyer eve ne aisle you came down? II says,
This Way In"
Mccoy looked scared for minute Then
hq exclaimed.
Gee | wonder II the boss saw me
c"ue out that way2" and turning about
yueMy no ran back the entire length OF
We aisle and came out the other one.
mccoy VII make affidavit that Jerry Is
tne one who did II, but Mccarthy, Mark.
nam ana Barney are unanimous In declar-
ns maj II was Mccoy, and that he was
~ padly scared he could scarcely eat his
Vrk chops Ut supper.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-01-20
OPPORTUNITY FOR
ALL NEW STUDENTS
L. D. S. University Makes Provi-
sionS to Receive Graduates of
Public Schools
TERM WILL OPEN FEBRUARY |.
Latest Bulletin of the School Shows
Attractive Array Of Elementary, Ad-
yanced, aud Business Courses.

The third quarterly bulletin OF the
Latter-day Saints university, just
from the press Of the Deseret News,
contains the announcements Of the new
classes to be organized 10 days hence
for the benefit Of beginning students.
The studies have been arranged for
the accommodation Of pupils who may
graduate from the district schools this
week, and who may be ready to take
high school, normal or a business
course thereafter.
The new courses will begin on Feb
!, allowing one week for the students
to rest and TO investigate the facilities
the methods. and the work OF the IN
stituti0n before they enter
All graduates Of the public schools,
all parents who are investigating for
the purpose of placing their sons and
daughters In higher institutions, and
all students that contemplate taking a
course of higher study, here or else
where, are cordially welcome TO visit
the school and to see for themselves the
work II Is doing
The idea in some way got abroad last
winter that the L. d. S. university had
no courses that eighth grade graduates
could enter In midwinter. This idea H.
however, apparently entirely erroneous
All such students will, 1t is stated,
enter beginning classes at that time In
such studies as beginning algebra,
physical geography, advanced gram.
mar, English classics, theology, etc.
In the four~year high school courses
and In arithmetic, penmanship gram
mar shorthand, typewritlng, book
keeping, Biography correspondence
law, etc, in the business courses, Pro
vision is made also TO receive students
into the mechanic and domestic arts
departments in first year work, while
many other classes are open to more
advanced students, such as the sub
jects OF botany, geology, chemistry
pedagogy, kindergarten theory and
training political economy, Roman
history higher economies, advanced
work In accounting and commercial
law, etc.
The courses follow closely the recon-
mendations of the committees on Sec
ondary education appointed by the Ma
tional Educational association, and are
Of very high standard Of efficiency.
The registrar reports large and
constantly growing enrolment Of About
LOO, the Increase In the high school
and normal departments being the
most noticeable, with the business col
lege, however, more than holding It's
own. Inquiry into the personnel Of the
teaching force In charge of the vari.
Gus classes and departments shows the
presence Of faculty that is unex-
celled IN high school lines Of education
in any western institution. The new
bulletin and other circulars are sent
free TO any address upon application.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-01-20

after two minutes Of fighting In the first
tonight ChoynsN had the better Of tho
round up TO tho knockout. when Carte
landed a vicious right hand jab for thC
stomach and the Chicago man went down
and out.
The blow looked low 20 the spectators
and the referees lewiston awarding IN.
bout to Carter was greeted with cries oi
foul" ChOynsM was out nearly foul
minutes and appeared In great distress
rounds.
Late tonight Carter and Choynskl were
arrested charged with mutual assault
Eight other men, including seconds ana
referee and the managers of the club,
were also arrested ON &c charg2 Of aid
ing and ahetting a prize fight Each was
bailed IN the sum Of 800
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-01-20
Ascot Park Events.

Los Angeles. Cal. JAN. l9.-Tho talent
and the books split even on the day. three
favortes out OF six coming In first
Celebration at 10 10 l. was the longest
chance that got first money
The weather was chilly, and the track
good. A very bad start killed whatever
chance J. Kirby, the fayorite, had In the
first race.
First race, Slauson course, selllng-Wln-
nifreda won Rio Chico second, Andrattus
third Time.-ll2.
Second race. three furlongs-Tm tlarst
won. De Grammont second, Hlllona third.
Time--,31z
Third race. Slauson course, selling
Celebration won, Lady Fonse second
Madame Bishop third, Time-l:l2h
Fourth race, six and a hair furlongs-
Paul Whaley won, Montana Peeress Sec
ond. Mexicana third 1ime-l;22
Fifth race. six furlongsSai won Lady
Belair second Susie christi third. Time
l:lGis
sixth race ono mile, stllng-Buccleuth
Won Merwan second, lnvlctus third.
Tme-liiS,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-01-20
RACES AT OAKLAND,
''Ose Finishes and Success OF Two Long
shots tho Feature.

San Francisco. Jan. ip.-Close finishes
thd The suocess Of two long shots we're
FEATURES Of the racing at Oakland today.
Pr RESENT at u TO l. took the first race
M = hoso from Lady Kent, McGregor
~ he odds favorite, led for a time but
suIled UP lame, Antoee, 10 TO | chance,
iNsg nose victory over sllurian In
we MIN race, Frank Doss bid fleetwood
w from NgJ 20 $1,000, and John Padors,
scuhg Tor Sidney Bender, raised the
MY " Ben Mac 'Dhui from s5OO 10 5000
I'm were retained ROokawuy won tho
Iutiong handicap easily. j, Martin
l,ug o. Nigrette. claimed Rockaway In
MY dS'% WIN his mount, ana the judges
"ISa bell '1 Summary:
prust race, Futurity course, selling
ilsstoh won, Lady Kent second idogo
MIRO T1me-l;l3lf,
kdIyJUmu race, six furlongs, selling
ftt''hWQ0d won, SoherZ second, Quaker
M tnlfd. Time-l:l7
olin'rq race, Futurity course, selling--
Tmo-ll3. '' "i'uues' 'n''u'
,o tI,Giurth race. mile ana seventy yards.
MN antolee won, silurlan second, Mr.,
MY lhlrd, Time-1.i9b.
paatLtn race, six iurl0ngs handIcap--
EIISV.haWay, won, Mildred Schultz second
a,,euNe third, Time-1.l5n.
,,Wh'h race, one mile and nftv varAs
tnd I sen Mac Dhui won. Ayebgcr sec.
'''' marry Thatcher third. Time~ii5t
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-01-20
AGREEMENT.
sIELOFF HERE TOMORROW.
VIII be Accompanied by His Mauagef
Billy Gee,

Manager S. ], Kelley Of the Shamrock
Athletic club, stated this morning that
tickets had been wired to Otto sieloff and
bic manager, Billy Gee, at Chicago, and
that they had left that city for Salt Lake
and were expected TO reach here tomor-
tine for the bout with Jerry Mccarthy
which Is scheduled for the 10Th at the
Grand ,htater, He will put on his finish
Ing touches here and expects TO 80 into
The ring In great form.
Jerry Is doing great deal OF work and
will soon be down TO weight, He Is on
The road bright and early every morning
md In tho afternoon puts In two hours at
q lively pace. He punches the bag, does
fancy rope skipping, and then winds up
With three round boxing bouts with Me-
Coy, Markham, Barney and Wadinski,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-01-20

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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-01-20
ROSS AND LEWIS
ON FEBRUARY 5.
grestlers Agree to Meet on That
Date at the New Grand
Theater.
The ARTICLES OF AGREEMENT.
s,o,d BY the Utah Boy and Sent to
Lewis For His Signature-Latter
Coming Soon.

charley Ross and + 8. Lewis are
s,,,.d for wrestling match TO take
',..s an the evening OF February 9Th at
~. Grand theater. Lewis, who was at
80. lime the champion middleweight
.,os,lsr OF tho world, issued challenge
,S,ousb the News" to Ross. The latter
a, onec accepted and stated the terms
under which he would engage In the con-
,.st The terms were entirely satssfac.
,ory 10 Lewis, who left the setting of tho
S,,a with Rosa Last evening the articles
y, agreement we're drawn up, signed by
POS and mailed 10 Lewis for his sigma
ture - Ia, TO-,
Mayer City, Or, at once for this city TO
complete his training for the event. Ross
Il already In fine shape, and believes he
vii have no trouble In defeating the ex-.
champion A copy OF the articles OF
agreement follows;
AGREEMENT.
We the undersigned. f. S. Lewis and
Charlie Ross, hereby agree to wrestle a
bcna nde wrestling match, catch-as-
cslch.can, at the Grand theater, Salt
lake city, Utah. on the evening OF Feb
rary 8 1914 match 10 be for one hun
drM $1,000 dollars side bet, and net
gate receipts winner take all
And II Is further agreed, that match
shall DO for best wo out OF three falls
pln falls, no hold barred, otherwise gov
.rned BY Police Gazette rules. referee to
Il mutually agreed upon by contestants
q or before the night Of contest
In case Of sickness or disability, this
contract can be postponed on signed GER
theaie from two practising physicians.
CHARLIE ROSS.
Dated at Salt Lake City Utah, this 10Th
DAY Of January, 1904
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-01-20
Glaciers Challenges the World.

New York, Jan. 9-Jacob Schaefers. the
American blliardist. now here, has pub
lshed "A letter says a Herald dispatch
rom Paris challenging any billiard play
r In the world for two matches-one at
s-inch bakline two shots In, 5000
match at cushion carroms, l,So0 points, 800
Joints each night. the matches to be
played with two and three-eighth inch
pals on a FIVE by ten table.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-01-20

Weak and unhealthy kidneys md
kidney
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kidney bladder
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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-01-20
Eight Was Stopned.

Mount Clemens, Mich Jan, lg.-After
two fast rounds here tonight the handi-
cap match between Joe Cans aud Clar-
ence Connors was stopped by Al Hereford
manager OF ten contest
Cans knocked Connors down three times
IN the second round.
Connors Is a Mount Clemens man, and
Cans had undertaken to knock him out In
four rounds,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-01-20

Antiseptic toothpicks warranted free
OF germs are being supplied by the
large hotels and restaurants in London
1t Is proposed shortly to serve steril-
lied food In chemically cleansed dishes.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-01-20
UTAH, IDAHO. THE WORLD.

Three new maps. just issued, Utah
and lho on one side, the World on
the reverse side, including population
OF countries and towns according TO
the 1900 census, with brief sketch Of
every country In the world. Size Fix
Slls inches. value rs cents; sent to any
address for 2bo. Address Deseret News
Book store. Salt Lake City. Utah.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-01-20
Best LiDimcnt on Earth.

Henry D. Baldwin, supt, City Water
Works, Shullsburg, Wis, writes; II
have tried many kinds Of llniment, but
have never received much benft until
/ usd Billiards. Snow Liniment for
rheumatism and pains. ! think 1t the
best linment on earth" g5c zoe and
81. 90 bottle at u. c. NJ. Drug Dept.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-01-20
SCULPTURE BY MACHINERY.

The accompanying Illustration shows
Auguste Contempt. the young Italian
sculptor, at work on the machine which
he has invented and which enables any
one TO carve busts and life size figures
easily and accurately. The operation
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-01-20

OF the machine is very simple, The
sculptor guides wooden pointer over
the features Of the model which It il
desired TO reproduce, the movements Of
the pointer controlling a steel drill.
which cuts a replica Of the original out
OF a block OF marble Thus Il IL a sim
pie matter for every one to be his own
sCulptor