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Las Vegas daily optic., 1904-04-21

Eastern star, Regular communlca
tion second and fourth Thuuday even
tngs u each montA. All visiting broth
srs and sisters are cordially invited
Mrs. H. Risch, worthy matr0n;
Earnest Browne. w. r.; Mrs. Emma
Benedict. Sec; Mrs. y. =. Howell
Tres.
Las Vegas daily optic., 1904-04-21

Mrs. Otero will receive this after.
noon lit the Executive mansion.
Las Vegas daily optic., 1904-04-21
PIANO INSTRUCTION.

Miss Dickinson. pupil of Sherwood
(Chicago) and under Leschetizky
(viennas win receive pupils at 827
Fourth street. For terms call at res.
idence o. ring Colorado No. l0s.
Las Vegas daily optic., 1904-04-21
CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS.
photo SUPPLIES.

KoDAks and Kodak supplies con
stantly fresh. Mrs. g. Waring, 9th
street. 4.lO0,
Las Vegas daily optic., 1904-04-21

KILLED NEAR WEED: One day
during the latter part Of last week
Deputy Sheriff Lee Wilkerson Of the
Weed precinct. otero county, arrest
ed a man BY the name Of Murrah on
ID charge Of lraceny Wilkerson took
Mnrrah's gun and strapped Il to his
(Nilkerson's) saddle and the two pro-
ceeded TO ride on when stop was
made. and while they we're thus at q
standstill, Murrah. II Ii said. called
Wilkerson's attention TO something In
the wood. and as Wilkcrson turned
his head Murrah grabbed the gun and
fired point blank at Wilkerson. then
Wilkerson drew his gun and killed
Murrah The justice OF the peace In
the Weed precinct said there was no
case against Wilkerson and Wilker.
son came TO Alamogordo and surren.
dered 10 Sheriff Hunter. After this
| the dead mans father sWore out a
complaint against WiIkerson. and the
constable Of Weed came To Alamo,
Las Vegas daily optic., 1904-04-21

Chapman Lodge NO. z. A. r. . a. n.
Regular communications third
Thursday IL each month. Waiting
trothers cordially Invited. u Il.
Williams. W. "; Charles H. Spor-
ieder. Secretary.
Las Vegas daily optic., 1904-04-21

.. 2. o. E., Meets Flrst And Third
Chsrsday evenings, each moAth. ~
Sixth street lodge room. vlsilinu
brothers cordially ivited.
4. 4. kALONEY, Exalted Ruler,
L. 4. Bl4AUVNLT. 6sc.
Las Vegas daily optic., 1904-04-21

RED ..MEN meet in FratsrnAl
Brotherhood hall tho second
and fourth Thursday alssps
q each moon at the Seventh Run and
s0th Breath. Waiting chises always
welcome 70 tho Wigwam w. L
Thompson. sachsm; Q. N. Higgins
Chief Of Records.
Las Vegas daily optic., 1904-04-21

FOR SALE--My residence must be
sold IN tho next thirty days regard.
less Of cost. Frank II. Oyster. 10l7
Fifth street. Az
Las Vegas daily optic., 1904-04-21

Z. v. konn, Attornsy.At.LaW. Once
III Wyman block, East Las Vegas,
N. n.
Las Vegas daily optic., 1904-04-21
. -
hoL / u HOLT,
ATTORNEYS.

Frank Springer. Attornsy.At-LaW,
Once In Crockstt building. East Las
Vegas, ". n.
Las Vegas daily optic., 1904-04-21

FOR SALE.-old papers al The Optic
office, 10 cents bundle Of SO pa
pers. or bundles for rs cents.
Las Vegas daily optic., 1904-04-21
!. WANTED.

WANTED Good girl for table work
At Mrs. Higgins. 9th ST and Natl.
4-53.
Las Vegas daily optic., 1904-04-21

i. a. JoMssy Attorney-AtLaA. OF.
ans ii Crockett building. East Las
Vegas. N -
Las Vegas daily optic., 1904-04-21

FOR SALE-One saddle pony, one
surry, two spring wagons and two sets
|of harness; d bargain II sold this
week. Apply 1926 National. 4.l09
Las Vegas daily optic., 1904-04-21

FOR SALE. Folding bed, springs and
mattress. Call at 9l9 Second 1t,
l-S6
Las Vegas daily optic., 1904-04-21

FOR RENT.
5,rooms Main st. -. ...... ..s12.00
! rooms Fifth st. ....., .... 1900
We have several others In good 10.
cation at reasonable rents.
Storage for household goods. Call
at Office.
aroom furniahed house. ....... $40 90
Sroom house, good location -. $500
MnnpE Real Estass and Invss
NVUHIi Co. S15 Douglas Avenue.
AT.
Las Vegas daily optic., 1904-04-21
INSTRUCTION..

Kiestcr's Ladies' Tailoring College
will teach ladies' how 70 take meas.
ures, draft, cut and make their own
garments Or all kinds Satisfaction
guaranteed. North side Plaza.
Kihlberg rooms.
Las Vegas daily optic., 1904-04-21

Fraternsi Union d America meets
nrst and third Tuesday evenings Of
each month at Schmidt building. west
or Fountain. at 8 o'clock. T. NJ. El.
wood. Fraternal Master. w. @. Koog.
Ter. Secretary.
Las Vegas daily optic., 1904-04-21

The Frassrnsl srothsrhood. No,
ioe. meets every Friday night !,
their hAiI 10 the Schmidt building.
vest of Fountain square. 1t . o'clock
Visiting members are always vel
come.
G. N. HIGGINS. President.
G. w. GATcHELl4 Secretary.
Las Vegas daily optic., 1904-04-21

WANTED Attention Ladies' earn
so per 100 writing short lotters
from copy. Address stamped envel-
opc for particulars. Albion Specially
Co.. Albion, Mich. 4.67.
Las Vegas daily optic., 1904-04-21
! - = -
FOR SALE.

FOR SALE. Jersey COW, lately fresh;
good millser. 1OiI Third it. lilo.
Las Vegas daily optic., 1904-04-21

tgordo for Wilkerson % take him back
for examining trial.
Las Vegas daily optic., 1904-04-21

FURNITURE FOR SALE 4 will SOIL.
private sale. all my furniture, all
now. oil Sixth ST. w. y. Hiett.
l-l06
Las Vegas daily optic., 1904-04-21

FOR SALE, -6room house at q har.
gain. Steam heated, modern. Ap.
ply 10 ]. d. Ellsworth. 4.l05
Las Vegas daily optic., 1904-04-21

FOR sAi4t. -Three.room house. bug
Ey. gentle saddle pony, cheap for
cash. Inquire of The Optic. 4.7e.
Las Vegas daily optic., 1904-04-21

NNANTED.--Plain sewing, Mrs.W. A.
Lane, 909 jackson ave. 40.
Las Vegas daily optic., 1904-04-21

WANTED.---A girl for general house
work. Apply SO Main ave. 4.S9.
Las Vegas daily optic., 1904-04-21

WANTED.--Plain sewing. house dress.
es, shirt waists. skirts. underwear,
children's clothes. 903 National ave,
4-10l.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1904-01-23

Until recent years it has been the
misfortune of the Scotch Irish to have
escaped historical investigation. for
American history has been written
chiefly in New England, whose colonial
Puritans forbade them in their midst.
In fact, from the earliest settlement
the ScOtch-Irsh have been pioneers
and men of action. They have contrib
uted to America few writer's and art
lists, bat many generals. politicians and
captains of industry. In literature
they claim two eminent names. Irving
and Poe, but in the army, navy. poll
ties and business they claim John Paul
Jones, Perry, Andrew Jackson, Win
field Scott, Zachary Taylor. Ulysses S.
Grant, Stonewall Jackson, George B.
Mcclellan, Alexander Hamilton, John
c. Calhoun. James G. Blaine. Jefferson
Davis, Thomas Benton. Hendricks.
John G. Carlisle, Mark Hanna, William
Mckinley. Matthew S. Quay, Andrew
Carnegie, John ID. Rockefeller, Horace
Greeley, Henry Watterson and hun
drcds alike famous in the more strenu-
Gus movements of American life.-J. II.
Commons in Chautauquan.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1904-01-23
Mr.. FOX'S Toilet.

On one trip through the Kentucky
mountains. performed by John Fox,
Jr.. in pursuit of local color" he stop
ped overnight at cabin, where he
slept up next to the clapboards and
went down a ladder to breakfast. He
washed his face in creek below the
house and dried it on n siding of coffee
sack hung against the logs for family
use and combcd his hair before piece
of broken glass stuck between the
chinking and daubing.
AS he was making his toilet he was
closely observed by the small boy of
the family who was clothed in a pair
of cottonade pants hitched to a hickory
shirt, with one "gallus' fastened by Il
nail. Shoes and hat were lacking, and
his hair hadn't been combcd for six
weeks He watched the visitor so close
ly that Mr.. Fox thought he was max
ing an excellent impression on the
young barbarian. AS he put on the
last touch the boy, unable to contain
himself longer, broke in:
Say. mister" he inquired. "ain't you
a good deal of trouble to yerself?'-
Reader Magazine.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1904-01-23
Velyets In Light weights ts.

Velvets come in such light weights
that the modsh shirred skirt is possi
BILE in this material. The deep dahlia
shades are lovely in velvet and look
we'll with trimming of black, lacelike
passementerie. \ visiting costume in
velvet of this color in Il dark shade has
skirt shirrcd except on the front
breadth. 1t is trimmed on the bottom
by two bands of filet passcmenterie,
ending in a fringe. For the top is a
little bolero, with deep shoulder pieces.
sloping away in a curve under the
arms. This is trimmed with the paSSe-
mcnteric and fringe and is over a blouse
made up of ecru lace rEtiics. The novel
sleeves are in one piece down the in
side seam. The outside of the upper
part swcls out in sort of funnel
shape over a fall of lace, and the cuff.
instead of being close. as might be eX-
pectcd. swells out, too, little toward
the elbow.-Paris Letter.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1904-01-23

Hats grow more and more beautiful
with each week. plumes always are
models of grace and are fascinating.
but in addition we have charming
variety of small tOlues on which these
cannot of course be used. For these
fur is much liked and Is seen both max
with velvet. The scft. pliable moleskin,
which is such Il craze is admirable for
these last and is rendered doubly bcau-
tiful by touches OF crmine. Tips and
wings make the accepted trimmings
and are both good. The torpedo shape
is peculiarly well adapted to fur and is
favorite, but there are models enough
to suit all styles.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1904-01-23
Literary Appreciation.

have purchased book; 'tis work that
is rare.
The binder has wrought it with wonder
full care
With cloth that is costly. 'Tis tasteful
clear through
And improved o'er the usual stitching
and glue.
TITS very much talked of. although for
get
What is said. and haven't perused 1t as
yet.
On my shelves is a place that it just
seems to f1t
Some day l shall read what the author
has writ.
The printer is paid and the binders con-
tent.
On this volume a very neat sum has been
spent.
And feel that it's worth all it cost when
l look
With an owners just pride on so hand
some book
The author I'm told. breathed his last in
neglect;
That's a curious mode that some authors
affect.
'Tis picturesque tale that the publishers
quote.
Some day / may read what the poor fell
low wrote. =,
Washington Star. !
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1904-01-23
FROsTBURG, Md, SATURDAY, JANUARY %, 1904.
aboard. Mr.. Caverly met them grave
render.' shouted blackboard.

aboard. Mr.. Cavcrly met them grave
ly.
"Sur-render.' shouted Blackboard.
"Certainly--ccrtainly said Caverly,
with well simulated terror. ''Who are
you?"
81 am Blackboard" said Clifford,
"and this" waving to Tarpey, lis my
trusty lieutenant. Yardarm Bill"
Charmed, I'm sure. Won't you
come aft and discuss the terms of sur
render, Mr.. Blackbeard?" said Caverly
suavely. Steward, some cake and
tarts and pitcher of milk"
Now, what are you going to do
with me?' said Cavcrly when the
steward had brought the tray.
PAY tribute and leave these waters
at once" said Blackboard Yesterday
you came to our-Our-cr-laira and gave
pain to the heart of a woman"
"I? said Caverly, amazed. How"
Its Aunt Elnor," said Clifford.
"She's been-been-bawling like time
ever since you left"
Caverly sprang to his feet.
"Sec here he said, "I'll go back
with you as hostage"
"Yardarm Bill" said blackboard,
conduct yon craven captain to our
craft. I'm much obliged for the tarts,"
he added, his mouth full of the last
one
They found Aunt Elinor in the IL
brary. She rose as they came in.
''Tom," she said angriIy. chow dared
YOU
Il have it on the authority of the
eminent Blackboard" he said gravely.
that you've been-er-what was it?-
'bawling' ever since left. Elinor. dear.
it was all my fault
''Tom," she said brokcnly, 81 called
to you when you left-and-and'-
ooh, Lord. to think didn't hear you.
Here turning to the amazed Clifford
WorthinSton and thrusting another
half dollar into his hand, Il want Aunt
Elinor to see Yardarm Bill Won't you
see if you can find him."
Later they sat on the veranda in the
moonlight. Clifford Worthington, in
his brave array of peaked cap and
wooden swords, fast asleep in the ham,
mock.
Looks like beligerent young Mars,
doesn't he?" laughed Caverly.
Dear little Cupid Ammo Domini"
said Aunt Elinor. STOPPING to kiss the
sleeping god.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1904-01-23
Chickens and Morality,

Ger - HIM - Mister Speaker" began
the moss grown member from Shell
back county, rising in his place in the
legislature, Il ask for the passage of
this yere hen hawk bill of mine in the
interests of religion, good morals and
civilization.
''If we don't have a law payin' a bOun-
ty for killin' 'em nobody will kill hen
hawks. If nobody kills the hawks the
fetch talked hawks will kill the chick
ems. If we don't have no chickens we
won't have no preachers after little
while. and whur there amt no preach
ers there amt no religion, and whur
there amt no religion there amt no
morals. Without good morals there
amt no happy homes, and happy
homes is the bullyworks of the state.
Without 'em, Mister Speaker, our
boosted civilization becomes n howlin'
wilderness. For the preservation of
civilization we've got to have happy
homes in our midst, and in order to
have 'em we've got to have good NOR
ais. Good morals depend upon religion,
and to have religion we must have
preachers, and it pears like preachers
have just naturally got to have chick
ems. If we want 'em to have chickens
We must slay off the hawks, and in
order to git the hawks slew we are
fo'ced to make it to the interest of
somebody to kill 'em. No bounty. no
chickens; no chickens, no preachers; no
jUin roll rin
morals; no morals, no homes. There
fore | ag'tn ask that this yere bill of
mine be passed."-Puck.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1904-01-23
A Typographical Tragedy,

You have some professional humOr-
lists working on your linotype machines,
haven't youE" asked the poet.
Haven't noticed that any Of them
have failing that way" answered
the editor,
"Well, you're poor observer. Do
you read your own paper?"
professionally"
"Did you read my poem, TO Agatha
in yesterdays issue"
emo"
Il thought not. In the poem l wrote
line which read, Il love you better
than love my life"
"That was q neat line"
"And one Of your linotype humorists
made 1t read, i love You better than
love my wife,"
"Er-"
"Exactly-my wife. And my wife.
not being acquainted with the failngs
of these key thunlpers. thinks the poem
was printed exactly as it was writtcn."
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1904-01-23
New Sack Coats.

Some of the new sack coats end well
above the deep waist. with broad box
plalts back and front allowed to flow
loose. OF quite another nature are the
whole back coats reaching to the knee.
while the most fashionable are n re-
vival from the middle of the fifties.
With the addition of a vatican plait
they have the same rundown collars
and wide, hanging sleeves, Some of
the shorter ones have little attempt at
fastening save cords, which are bat
seldom secured. and are usually accom-
panied by big rundown collar, often
with dropping tassels or cord orna-
ments.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1904-01-23

She pushed it here ard pulled it there.
Tucked back ringlct of her hair;
The man might wait
Or miss his date.
But she would have her hat on straight
She gently pressed the fluffy crown,
The left side up. the right side down;
Her patient mate
Might curse his fate
But she would have her hat on straight.
Now front. now back, now on the side,
Each pose rejected soon rs tried:
Oh. she did hate
To make him wait,
But she must have her hat on straight.
The hours slipped by. with twist and pat,
Comes midnight. morning after that.
Says John: TOO late!
pull my freight
But she would have her hat on straight.
At evening he came back from town;
She was still working on her crown.
In silent state
Alone he ate.
For she would have her hat on straight
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1904-01-23
Uncle HIles1 Sports
Talks on Information

"UA ROBABLY you've got an idea,
my boy" observed Uncle Allen
Sparks, fitting his chair back
against the wall and resting his feet
comfortably on the bottom rung, that
people are dying for informat ton and
that you keep always on tap exactly
the kind they want. 1t isn't so, my
boy; it isn't So They ought to want
it. l understand that well enough.
But they don't. You're chock full and
loaded down with things they need to
know, but they don't want 'em.
Such is the stupidity of human be-
ings in general, my boy" proceeded
Uncle Allen, that they would rather
blundcr along in their own idiotic way
than to be told how to do things right
SO if you have found place where
you can buy Il corncob pipe a little
cheaper than they get them, or if you
have learned sure way to cure warts,
or if you know Il method by which n
fellow can break himself from stutter-
ing or if you have had an interesting
and instructive personal experience, for
heavens sake don't say anything about
it. Keep your facts to yourself. No
body else wants them. Mankind re-
CARDS the knowlodgcous cuss as the
biggest nuisance on earth. Don't tell
other people everything you know, my
boy. ana after awhile, maybe, You
will come to the conclusion that you
DON'T know any more than other poo-
pie, which is Il pretty safe conclusion
ninety nine times out of a possible
ninety eight.'-Chicago Tribune.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1904-01-23
Over ThirtN-siX.

Miss Passay-It's funny that hand
kerchiefs always seem to be so populo"
as birthday gifts.
Miss Pepprcy-Yes?
Miss Passay-Yes. I've got more
than three dozen that We're given to
me.
Miss Pcpprcy-Well. well. One on
each birthday. h?-Philadelphia Press.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1904-01-23
1t Was.

Willie had been sent from the dinner
table to remove some choice brands Of
CRIME from his hands and was gone
rather longer than was deemed neces-
sary.
"Come, young man" called his fa
ther. what kind Of time are you
having thcre?'
"Ragtime," returned Willie laconic-
ally.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1904-01-23
She Admired It.

Tcss-And how do you like my new
gown?
Bcss-It is dream. l was just crazy
for that shade last season. You always
did wear that fluffy style so well!
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1904-01-23
WOMAN AND FASHION
A Chi1d's Apron.

A simple little design for a child's
apron is pictured here made up in
white lawn. The front and back are
tucked in yoke shape, and the shoulder
cap is also made of tucking. The style
is we'll suited to juvenile wearcrs. is
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1904-01-23
Give Them Their Deserts.

If threats of future punishment
Are more than just a boSie
1t would be proper, goodness knows,
To have a special place for those
Who smoke the Pittsburg stogie.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1904-01-23

81 overheard him telling her Il story
last night which | know she has hearl
fifty times before, but she didn't stop
him.
"She is long suffering surely"
"Oh, don't know! He told her she
was the prettiest girl lie had ever
seen."-Cincinnati Times-Star.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1904-01-23
4 YOKE APRON.

easy to make and pleasing in appear
ance. The shaping is given by the
shoulder and underarm seams, and the
apron may be trimmed with torchon
lace or with wide rutfle of embroid-
cry. For a practical little apron in eli
ther white or colored wash stuffs this
is a most satisfactory model
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1904-01-23

VIII NHsHer HeHr thc bdU!'
Smythe - have two very musical
children.
Brown-Is that so?
Smythe - Yes. My four-year-old
daughter plays on the piano, while the
baby plays on the rug. - Somerville
Journal
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1904-01-23
Contrary as a Mule.

Mary had a little kid;
1t wasn't worth q cent.
1t wouldn't taste q tin can lid
Nor go where Mary went.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1904-01-23
No Place to Put II.

The lovely lady lost her head
When she was asked to sing a song,
Which made it quite embarrassing.
For she had her new hat along.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1904-01-23
FOR AFTERNOON WEAR.

shoulder collar Is trimmed with three
bands of lace insertion, having rows of
fine tucks between. The stock and
cuffs are formed of two rows of the in
sertiOn.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1904-01-23
An Exposure.

"I should think that fellows face
would ache"
"Why?"
"Because his nerve is so exposed"
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1904-01-23
Looking Ahead.

"The man marry must promise nev-
er to swear"
"My dear Clara, is your cooking as
bad as all that!"
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1904-01-23
PERT PARAGRAPHS.

The girl who marres a man because
she could not bear to hurt his feelings
by refusing him usually gets over feel
ing that way soon after marriage.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1904-01-23
Some Evidence.

"1s old man Blank superstitious?
"Well, he won't pay a bill on Fri
day"
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1904-01-23

A good actor is known by the COM
pany he keeps.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1904-01-23

lent thing to have on hand when the
assessor calls.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1904-01-23

The illustration presents an attrac
made of ivory white louisine. The deep
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1904-01-23

Fall apples are high, although 1t is
plainly to be seen by their bruised ex-
teriors that they have taken tumble.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1904-01-23

1t takes push to get pull, but after
you get pull you can stop pushing.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1904-01-23
Humor ano Philosophy
BY DUNCAN NJ. SMITH
HER HAT.

Copyright, 1908, by Sampson Hodges Co.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1904-01-23
C.E. PEARCE DRUG co
Dpp 10
~ NsgTgCE,

4 LII persons are hereby warned against
~ shooting, or trcspa>sing for the purpose
of shooting ON the meadows, pastures or
cleared lands of the Consolidation Coal Com
pany, except the rifle range of the Frostburg
Rifle Association.
Persons disregarding this notice will be
prosecuted B. :. RANDOLPH,
March Il Mining Superintendent
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1904-01-23

she could not bear to hurt his feelings
by refusing him usually gets over feel
ing that way soon after marriage.
A good actor is known by the COM
pany he keeps.
1t takes push to get pull, but after
you get pull you can stop pushing.
A conservative estimate is an excel
lent thing to have on hand when the
assessor calls.
Fall apples are high, although 1t IS
plainly to be seen by their bruised eX-
teriors that they have taken tumble.
Kick, and the world kicks with you.
Boost, and you boost alone.
Confidence is all right so long as you
don't place it in confidence man.
Eggs differ from small boys in that
no one ever complains about their be-
ing too fresh.
The sun rises every morning, but
there are men who have to accept this
on hcarsay.
Untold agony is what the woman
suffers who can't get word In edge
ways.
Love, rest and dinner-the combina-
tion is a winner.
Mince pie is an excellent thing to
serve when madam wishes new gown,
but it is recommended that the request
for funds be made before the liver be-
gins to get in its work.
A daughtcr-in-law in the family is
better than a son in the wild oats field
any day.
Any one looking for wealth may find
it in the dictionary.
You can't always gauge mans in
telligence by the way that he plays
game of checkers.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1904-01-23

Kick, and the world kicks with you.
Boost. and you boost alone.