New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-02-16

any ether man would have waited tn had driven
away before he picked it up II know. because I
7 Tes annoyed. TIE. glove was cutie nsw one,
anu lad hardly soIed ~. Tor somehow or otnsr
hadn't danced much You looked dreadfully gum
as you picked IL Up. think it must have been ny
earelessness letting it drop in the DIRT am sx-
that you were a poor man. am afraid must have
shocked your sensibillties.
-Why on earth did you say anything aoouS
money! W nat had 70 20 DO with the Quesliont
know 1 have heaps OF It. and IT'S not Dad thing
either. as It sometimes helps man to marry ths
-5-f - ~ Cg ' IL - F l.s - -. -So,s1
to It, II she cares bit for you. you deserve.
she'll be only ashamed 70 feel that shs has SO
rive heaps OF other reasons for saying NO. but
man who didn't take his answer from his lady
loves own lips The girl who consents to such q
shoes sizes too big for her
st1D When Won proDose 70 .the other GRIP don't
mention. I have said. her money. II she has any;
trueI and At to tie her shoelace though recOl.
lect you once tied mine very nicely. In spite OK
YOU are not anxious 10 hurry her but would Ike
her 70 consider the matter well can't imagine a
was Ike the warning Of a clock upon the point Of
high. noon chime Of love and joy. AFTER that &
T SOo-1 C,y ~ OF t 40 aIIIe re frIs sI5s
time OF life to leave It behind II could never speak
soV+ tn anisb nv GOOD and iua3artiai advice
when you are addressing tho other girl you should
closely into her eyes RI believe you have learned
this already It Is cruel - retreat at this moment
especially n, have said. the heart-clOck Is on
the point Of striking. At the time. II Is most
the forces OF attraction grow incredibly strong az
ininitesimal distances II have found II sol Then,
having got far, you should say: Claude Tor
whatever the name OF the other girF may bel
love you. Win YOU be my wtfer
you'll possibly hear then a sound Ike the warn-
ing OF the clock. sort OF sob OF all the strings %
its heart You should have lost all hesitation By
this time and you should take the face Of. say. tbs
clock. quite close. and kiss Il gently hrst the
fc7Ira .
figures and these are the chsslUsl. and then
rapturously figure s, Just where the comic
artists put the mouth when they make the clock
face human. You shouldn't neglect the hands,
which often fascinatngly pretty and del!ghtful
your little clock. when you Try all this. VIII give
the true cuckoo cry which - the at song Of ths
ever new when the young maids fancy
turns-but not ughtly-to thoughts OF love.
penny postnan. but shall send Il by my nttfs
groom Isn't II funny that We used 70 can him
Cupid because OF his rosy face and bow legsf
Now he shall speed, not indeed with his shafts but
behind them. IN my own polo cart
It tncloss the glove, IN case you may have IKEA
70 have something to remind you OF old friend.
who Is very sorry to have to send you such de-
IT shall be IN tbs conservatory at to-nisns. ans
n YOU care 70 90 through rehearsal OF the scene
with the other girl 7 shall put my pretfsss
frock-ths pale green one that you Nks-and DO ny
best to make you perfect u think you are thas
'5ut' don't forget that you must always Be kind
works run down for want OF tudicious winding.
There IS only ons universal key. and you have T.
IEver yOUrsls CLACDIE~ /
-CBiack and WhitA D