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The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-05-29
We Offer You

in Paracamph the only remedy known to medical science that will quickly and pos- itively cure the most severe aches and pains by it's peculiar action on the pores of the skin. Paracamph. when. applied goes through the pores directly to the seat of the pain, removes the congestion by stimulating circulation, draws out all soreness, fever and inflammation by in- ducing sweating. For instance, in Rheu- matism, 1t neutralzes the uric acid and by stimulation causes it to pass out of the system in the natural manner. It is the only remedy which heals wounds without leaving ugly scars. It is a sure prevent i've of blood poisoning. Paracamph can be used internally with perfect safety for the treatment of Group, Sore Throat, Sore Lungs. Asthma and severe pains in the stomaeh., It is soothing. antiseptic, heal ing and perfectly harmless even to the most delicate stomachs. It positively con tains no morphine, opium cocaine or any other dangerous drugs
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-05-29
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hundreds oftpeople to stop or deaden pain to check and cure ailments which can be easily reached through the pores of the skin. Why should you take any chances of ruining the delicate tissues of your stomach and intestines by swallow ing drastic and oftentimes- poisonous rem edies, which at best can only give you a few minutes relief from pain. Such med icines don't and can't cure you; so take care When you begin to use strong, in- ternal remedies, it is best to consult your family physician.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-05-29
CONDOR DOWNS STRONG MAN

A California condor in the zoo, to go back now to creatures of the wilds, Is a great pet. He has been raised as harmless as the proverbial dove. His chief fondness is to have his head rub bed.
 But he has a diversion which Is not so pleasant to his keeper. Anything which is loose. like the cord of mans eyeglasses or the end of his handker- chief is sure to attract his attention and be nlpped by his bill before the visitor to his cage has time to turn away.
 One day the keeper found this out to the loss of his great and imperturbable dignity He was sweeping the cage with his usual stolidity when those who were looking on saw him fail flat on his face as suddenly as fish can turn over As the man arose he began to tie his shoe. The condor had caught the lace and whipped 1t out so sharply that the keeper had lost his balance.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-05-29
LITTLE STORIES OF THE zoo


Ariz., and Tom Taggart of Indiana brought two bear cubs to the first Me Kinley inaugurated and eventually landed them in the park. The whole in- stitution became interested in a few days In seeing these bears nurse They had the most wonderful liking for each others ears. With a manifest mutual understanding they would stand heads on. each would catch the others ear in his mouth, and then they would nurse away with A ,lnlns sound like a whole hive of bees The authorities sey the hum could be heard a block away.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-05-29
Weak Hearts

The need of such an external remedy is readily apparent 10 every one when we realize that so many people have weak hearts for which reason they are unable to take internally strong. opiata drugs for the relief and cure of severe pains. Thou sands of people have ruined their stom- achs and nervous system by taking strong internal medicines. Many of them have formed dreaded and horrible drug habit which Is wrecking their lives and the lives of their children.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-05-29
100. .OOO Bottles Free to Suf-
 fererS,

Paracamph is combination of refined camphor and soothing, healing, antiseptic oils. The process of combining same is chemist who spent many years in exper- fmenting and close study before perfect ing the combination His object was to combine camphor with certain medicinal oils so as to have safe, effective treat ment for all forms of congestion, sore ness. swelling and inflammation by ex- ternal application
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-05-29

If they had been 'ketched in de coruders sense an imitation or a reproduction of his yarns. but a supplement to themt the completion of the southern lore. Mir. Joel Chandler Harris says that Miss Cul- bertson has got all the stories The vol ume is presented In very attractive colors of blue and black, with dainty colored frontispece. The illustrations by D. Warde Blaisdell are masterfu and a valuable adjunct to the stories related, which are quaint and told in an inimita- ble negro dialect. Aunt Nancy and Aunt Phrony" will call to mind many visions of past days dearly remembered.
 The story Why Crabs Walk Back ward" is one of the most characteristic in the collection, after Aunt Nancy story about how de Lawd' made the earth and all the creatures. with the ex- ception of their heads. her story runs
 Come yer. Efalent.' sez de Lawd, sezee, an wid dat Efalent walk up an git his haid on an go twisn' an curlin' his trunk an raisin' up his voice 'twel de groun' plumb shuk wid de soun'.
 Come yer, Dog, sez de Lawd, sezee, an wid dat Dog he go trottin up an git his haid putt on an go off waggin' his tail an flappin' his years an barkin at evyb'dy he meet.
 ''Jesso 'twuz wid all re creeturs, rum de Efalent down ter IT ol' Mis- Ant, an dey wuz all please an sasslfied, but wen 1t come ter de turn CT Mistah Crab' he hilt back an he say, Nav suh, scuse me, suh, eff l ain come forwu'd.
 'Tu'rr creeturs wux all seanelize at his imp ence an dey nudge him an tell him ter go long an quit his loolishness.
 Come yer, Crab sez de Lawd, sezee' an femme year wat 'scuses you kin mex fer dis 'havishness
 Please, suh. sezee, you mus scuse me. suh, but I ain want you ter putt my haid on me: knows tain gwine Feel
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-05-29
Hospitals and Physicians

Paracamph is indorsed by all physicians who have ever tried 1t and is used in the principal hospitals of our country because of it's effectiveness and the purity of it's composition. You should always have bottle in your home, in case of serious accident; if promptly used, it will pre- vent blood poisoning, and, should you need a doctor. the wound will be in con- dition for a thorough examination with out pain to you.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-05-29
Pardcdmph Cures

the following ailments. whether recent or of long standing. It cures in a scientific
 manner and does not in any way affect
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-05-29
BRUIN IN DIFFERENT LIGHTS.

The bears out at the zoo are not con sidered Buddhists. But one of them is just as strong on ceremony. He is the huge Alaskan who gained pound
 day in weight for an entire year. and grew up to regard the keepers as his best friends
 Whenever his master goes to his cage to feed him Bruin waits for the man to bow Bruin bows also. The keeper stands upright. Bruin at once lifts him. self up on his hind jegs. The man jumps quickly to the right. Bruin jumps in the
 same direction as lightly as squirrel. The attendant jumps back again. So does MT Bruin. Tie man waves his arms. Brer Bar flaps his paws like two bags of meal. And then the bear is ready to be fed.
 Tip. a black bear, and long the oldest animal In the park, used to wait for his keeper with designs on the mans cap. As soon as the keeper entered Tip
 would slip up to him as quietly as he could, knock the blue covering from the mans head, clumsily put it between his own ears and parade around the cage like an Alexandria darky boy on Eman-
 cipation Day. At the goo they do not
 regard this as remarkable. Apparently
 there are few bears out there which be-
 long to the fool kind that don't know
 nothin'."
 A bet between Mark Lully of Nogales,
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-05-29
Words of Warning

Opiates, strong internal medicines and many so-called germicides are used by
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-05-29

the heart, injure the nervous system ( upset the somach. It works through tn Dores a of the skin
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-05-29

"At the Big House." by Anne Virginia
 Culbertson The Bobbs-Merrill Com
 pany
 At the Big House" the publishers an- nounce Is a collection of animal folk tales of the south, the sort that Uncle Remus would have been glad to tell
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1904-04-04
WOULD
TURN ON
THE LIGHT
An Eastern Oregon Coroner
Believes Ia Advertising
Crime

DR.. w. G. Cole, coroner Of Una.
tilla county, in discussing with an
East Oregonian reporter the matter
of the increase OF suicide among
young girls and the apparent increase
of immortality, uttered some unvar.
nished truths as follows:
1T will be the policy of the coro-
ner's office hereafter, to give to the
public all the revolving details Of
these unfortunate cases. II has been
the policy to conceal from the sordid
view Of the public many details which
would humiliate and wound the feel
ings Of parents and friends, but the
increase of immortality among young
men and women is so appalling that
something desperate must be done
to check the tendency and rob these
crimes of their would-be romantic
aspects.
''If parents will not OF cannot con.
troll their young girls and young sons,
who are old enough to know right
from wrong and II the officials per.
sist in hiding the worst features of
these escapades from public view, in
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1904-04-04
How's ThIs7

We offer One Hundred Dollars Re
ward for any case OF Catarrh that
cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh
Cure. +. j. CHENEY & co.
Toledo Ohio.
We, the undersigned, have known
r. j. Cheney for the last rs years.
and believe him perfectly honorable
in all business transactions and fnan.
cially able to carry out any obliga.
tons made by their firm
WEST a TRAUX. Wholesale Drug.
gists, Toledo. Ohio.
WALDING, KINNAN & MARVIN,
Wholesale Druggists. Toledo. Ohio
Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken inter
nally, acting directly upon the blood
and mucous surfaces of the system,
Testimonials sent free, Price 75c per
bottle, Sold by all druggists.
Halls Family Pills are the best,
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1904-04-04

order to shield them, 1t will only have
a tendency to increase crime and i'm,
morality, and / believe that it is best
TO discourage all such things by Civ.
ing the details of every case brought
to light, so others who are on the
downward path, or are connected with
those in trouble in any way, will be
deferred from pursuing the wrong
path.
Public sentiment must be turned
against these fatal and disgusting af
fairs. AS long as the worst features
of these crimes are concealed from
public view through respect and pity
many young villains will take hope
and pursue their wrong course, and
perpetrate their crimes in the belief
that It will not be found out on them.
Exposure Of every person connect.
ed in any way with crime and expos
ure Of all the revolving details Of these
crimes, will educate public sentiment
to hate and despise that which is now
looked upon as sad, semi-romantic af-
fairs that can be half condoned and ex.
cused.
Hereafter, what comes to my no.
tice in examining into such cases as
have attracted attention in this city
within this year, will be given to the
public, and those who are connected
with such cases must bear the dis.
grace and dishonor they bring upon
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1904-04-04
BOOTHS LIFE
HISTORY

Continued from page three.)
establishment as home owners upon
small farms, intensively cultivated by
the labor of each family. Domicide
or the destruction OF the family ap-
pears to me as the main mistake Of
modern pauperologists. Domiculture
or the protection, preservation, and, If
necessary, recreation Of the home ap.
pears TO me the natural remedy. The
removal Of the surplus population
from our cities to the country, instead
of to semipenal nstitutions-their
treatment as fellow citizens rather
than criminals-appears to me the
true principle of statesmanship and
philanthropy
Placing Poor on Farms.
The problem Of poverty presents a
threefold aspect-namely, vase ac.
cumuations OF idle labor. land and
capital. The separation Of the three
means the injury of each--their union
means their preservation and welfare.
The following brief formula has met
with widespread acceptance. and per
haps embodies these vital questions
in as terse a form as may be possible:
Place the waste labor on the waste
land by means of the waste capital
and thereby convert this trinity OF
waste into unity Of production. In
stead OF annlhilating the ownership of
land, as some would urge us to do,
let us make II possible for every
workingman in the country 10 be the
owner OF his farm, TO serve God under
his own vine and fig tree, producing
his own milk and honey surrounded
by his family, and supplementing the
fruits OF the earth with such industries
as science and the needs Of man may
place in his way, but without placing
undue dependence ON the latter for his
entire livelihood
Our colonies in Colorado. California
and Ohio are proving the feasibility
of this plan, and see no reason why
with this gospel of hope in our hand
we should not speedily annihilate the
the involuntary pauper from our midst
II will then be comparatively easy 10
deal with those who choose pauper.
dom or criminality as a profession
rather than a life OF honest toll.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1904-04-04
Corvallis & EaSteTnRR,
TIME CARD NO. "a.

TIME CARD NO. a.
No. for Yaqulna;
Leaves Albany ........12:45 m.
Leaves Corvallis -. -. 2:OOr m
Arrives Yaquina E. .. 6:2Op. m.
No. Returning:
Leaves Yaquina =. .... Gas a. m
Leaves Corvallis =. ...11:2O a. m
Arrives Albany =. ....12:15 D. m
No. 8 for DeroIt:
Leaves Albany E. =. =. 7:0Oa M
Arrives Detroit e. E. ..12:2O D m.
No. 4 From Detroit:
Leaves Detroit =. =. 100 D. m.
Arrives Albany .. E. e. 5:55 D m.
Train No. arrives in Albany in
time to connect with the s. p. south
bound train, as well as giving two or
three hours in Albany before depar.
ture Of s. p. northbound train.
Train No. connects with the 8.
2. trains at Corvallis and Albany Civ
ing direct service TO Newport and ad.
jacent beaches.
Train No. 3 for Detroit, Breitenbush
and other mountain resorts leaves
Albany at 700 a. m, reaching Do
troit about noon, giving ample time
TO reach the Springs same day.
For further information apply to
EDWIN STONE,
Manager
T. COCKRELb, Agent, Albany.
II. H. CRONISE, Agent, Corvallis,
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1904-04-04
LIVE BOUT
in HOTEL
DE NOODLES
Things Were TOpSyturvy for
a Time in Chinatown

The China noodle joint was the
scene of a red hot bout early Sunday
morning, when five boys around towr
tried to do up" Bert Snyder who
was enjoying life over a couple oI
steaming bowls of Oriental noodles
with a lady friend The trouble
started when Snyder and his com
panion were in little side room and
the other fellows forced themselves
into the room. After a short parley
the decks were cleared for action
and for a time there was something
doing every minute" The way the
pig,ails handled the police whistle
was not slow, and the officers were
soon on the ground A young man
spoke without thinking and he was
escorted to the lookup, to mediate
over the beauties of a butterfly
life. The interior of the noodle
Joint looked like the last rose of sum
mer after the fistic storm had sub.
sided and the chief cook and bottle
washers we're kept busy rearranging
the upholstered furnishings and
carved fixtures. A few more pleasant
of this sort and Salem
will be minus a popular eating es.
adjustment, as what man has Joined
can be by man put asunder
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1904-04-04
Your StepmOther

Is still here. and as busy as ever
When your clothes are worn and
dirty, or the buttons on take them to
her, at the Salem Dyeing and Clean
ing Works. Repairing and refining;
new velvet collars put on overcoats;
also four suits a month for 81. Called
for AMI returned.
MkS. @. II. WALKER. Prop.
ia5 Commercial Street
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1904-04-04

CONTINUED from page threeJ
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1904-04-04

Atlantic
Express Salt Lake, Denver Fl.
B:lb ?. m, Worth, Omaha, Kansas
via Hunt. City, ST, Louis, CHICAGO
ington and Kaat.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1904-04-04
Made a Good Sale.

Many friends Of the family will be
pleased to learn that Mrs. Josephine
Childers, widow Of the late S. NJ
Chllders, formerly farmer at the Indi
an school, recently sold 35 acres OF
land near Benton, Illinois, for the neat
sum of $4,000. This land had a vein
Of coal under 1t, which gave it the un
usual value.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1904-04-04
PortIand and Return only sa.ao.

The Southern Pacific is now selling
round trip tickets 10 Portland from
Salem for $2.2O, good going Saturday
p, m, or any train OF Sunday. return,
ing Sunday and Monday. giving all
day Sunday and Monday In Portland,
The same arrangement applies from
Portland. giving all Portland people
a chance 10 visit valley points at
greatly reduced rates.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1904-04-04

DnlOARO
Portland Salt Lake, Denver, IT.
Special Worth Omaha KRnHasl
3 10 a, m City, 81. Louis, Chicago 5 25 Q
via Hunt and Haat.
ington
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1904-04-04

Itching Piles produce moisture and
cause itching, this form, as we'll al
Bling, Bleeding or Protruding Piles
are cured by DR.. Bo-san-kos Pile
Remedy. Stops itching and bleeding
AbsUrbs tumors. SOC a jar at drug
gists, or sent by mail. Treaties free
Write me about your case. DR.. Bo.
sanko, Phila,, Pa.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1904-05-25
THE BRITISH SPEAKER.
His Position u "a Hard one. but Is
SpiendidIy Rewarded.

His Position u Hard one. but IL
sPiendidIy Wcsvardcd.
II is doubtless because the position
81 speaker is 80 oncrous that thc re-
wards attached TO 10 arc SO great. lie
is originally member OF parliament.
Ike the rest. ANA is selected hy the
leader Of The house who is not ncccS-
sarily the prime minister. from among
his own followers for his personal
character and dignity ami his kuovl-
edge OF parliamentary procedure. lie
is usually elected unanimously 10y vote
OF the house. and from that moment.
he ceases 90 he a party man. and his
constituency is divided On it's feelings
between the honor of returning the
speaker aud the disadvantage OF be
ing for all practical purposes unrepre-
scented In parliament
The speaker OF the house OF COM
mons is person enjoying the greatest
official dignity and social considcra-
ton. lie is the first commoucr in the
realm; his invitations to dinner are M.
most equivalent to royal command:
court lrcSs is worn 10y members who
dine with him officially. n the house
he is treated with extreme Difference.
and he receives "a salary OF $4,000 ana
the use OF a magnificent house. which
forms part of the palace OF WeStmin-
Stcr. lie retains Office though the poll
tics OF the ministry may change
through successive administrations uu.
al his health fails or De deems HIM
self 10 have earned retirement. Then
the sovereign bcstows a peerage upon
him and the country munihccnt pen
sion.
The house OF commons has been sin
Sularly fortunate i'm securing for speak
ers men OF great dignity unfailing
Judgment and uuqucstioucd impartial
lily. IL is a splendid position. and
though It's intellectual demands are uG-
ccaSmg and it's merely physical de
mands eNhaustiuE 30 is Splcndidly re-
wurdcd
The position is as cNEauSting ass III is
distinguished. During large part OF
the session thc speaker mus, bc i'm The
chair f.-m - D. m. tin after midnight
except during the dinner hour, from
half past = go -. and even when the
house Is in committee and the chair
man OF committees is presiding he
must Ice in official dress i'm his house
which communicates directly with the
lobby behind his chair. ready to appear
~ moments notice il summoned.
He must. OF course, know every mem
her 10y sight and bc able to recall his
name instantly. 1t * astounding some
times when from Il back bench there
rises some member who is utterly un-
known 10y sight 10 his fellow members
who seldom attends and hardly ever
speaks and has nothing whatever dis
tinctiVe i'm his manner OF appearance,
10 hear the speaker say Mr.. Blank as
readily rs if he were accustomed 10
address him every day.-Henry Nor
man in Century.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1904-05-25
THE LIONS MOUTH.
the Old Venetian Idea is Adapted by a
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Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1904-05-25
LITTLE THOUGHTS.

Time that is lost is never found
y soft answer may be a hard argu-
mcnt
Difficulties are meant to rouse. not
discourage.
1t is more profitable TO read one man
than ten books.
One always has time enough IL one
will apply it well.
He who takes good care OF the days
need give himself NJ worry over the
year.
Character consists ina man steadily
pursuing the things OF which hc feels
himself capable.
\ fault which humbIcs a man is of
more use 10 him than good action
which pufTs him up with pride.
Ii is better 10 right your wrongs
while they are young and tender than
10 nurse them until they are old and
tough
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1904-05-25
Wnshinuton,a Gather.

My father. Augustine. has been de-
scribed as n good planter and man OF
energy. l apprehend that he was OF a
serious tendency. for Lawrence. my
brother. once gave me TO understand
that most OF the few books at Wake
field were religious. but whether this
was so or not l do not know. Like
some of the rest Of us. my father had
high and quick temper. which, as lie
used to say, he had to keep muzzled.
L remember being terrified at seeing
him In a storm OF anger because the
clergyman who was TO have baptized
my sister Mildred was too much in
liquor to perform the ceremony. From
s. Weir Mitchelrs @rhe Youth OF
Washington IN Century.