The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1904-03-17
: MIR.
He Discusses the Formation of the Mar
shall County Hearst Club.

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- Have y joined tn Hooligan cloob?" asked Mr..
~: Dooley of Hennessey the other evening.
"a 'sPhwats thot?." asked Hennessy.
ii "'Tis an aggregation " promynint dimmycrats, an
Vi others, t promote tn candydaoy iv wan WiIyum Ran
" dolph Hooligan Hearst FIR tn dimmycratic nommynashun
~ FIR tn presidency, !" said Mr.. Dooley. Ills tn tindency
g; in p~olytcks. as in sassiety. Hennessy, t. kape in tooch
u with all tn latest fads, an in this instance tn oppor-rtu-
Vi mites FIR profitable tooching seem t be great"
" sWho is tn mon Hearst? asked Hennessy.
~ Hes par ry who inherited about forty millyuns
~ from his dad, an with it a terrible thirst FIR noteriety.'
al said Mr.. Dooley. He's tn 'riginl inwent'r iv linin col
ID ored Journalism, on which he has saycured filters patent
W No. All A; a brilliant iditor, who dayvotes most iv his
- columns t tn latest ideas in phwat is proper in tn
81 way iv drisses FIR pug dogs, an tn scandals iv tn Foor
a. Hundred; a mimber iv congriss firm NYork, whose name
d sidom appears in tn rayports iv proceedings; besoides,
III he's tn only full fidged, ready-made, guaranteed candy
y date FIR the ~dimmycratic presidential nommynashun.
~ Takin' thin altogether, he must have more business than
=: me frind Jimmy Daloney on a Sattiday avenin'."
AZ "But phfy do they call it the Hooigan club?' asked
III Hennessy. rs not Hooligan tn funny mug IN tn Sunday
" pa-apers. that always gets his head bate off b tn cop?'
y Its SO called firm tn great RESEMBLANCE" said Mr..
~ Dooley. 1.-The ~candydacy iv Mr.. Hearst an tn cartoons
n iv Mr.. Hooligan were both inspired by the same desire t
NJ get a part of his ginerous bar'l Both have about tn
" same degree iv absurdity, an its nine chances out iv ten
" both will ind in tn same disastrous way. IT'S me pr-ri-
~ vate opinyun, Hennessy, thot afther tn dimmycratic con-
~ vintion at Saint Louie tn political atmosphere will be re.
n mar-rkably free iv headgear iv tn Imply tomato can vari-
III ety."
u How is his campayne progressin," asked Hennessy.
" "WeIL, it depinds upon tn soorce iv your informa.
=! - ton" said Mr.. Dooley. 'If y take up tn Chicago Amer
=; lean. or th' Chicago Examiner, or tn N'York journal,
"a VII see that his chances appear as bright as tn first born
u baby. " can rrely on the shtatemints. Hennessey, be-
VI cause tn information comes firm tn fountain head. They
~ carry the same conviction as the ads iv Isaacstein, tn
~ Sout' Side clcthier, whin they say he's sellin' clodings at
y: less thin tn button-holes cost But if y pick up most
~ amy other payper, yre sure t get an intorely dif'rint
ID view av the situation. So, tn NOR ri is plain, Hennessy;
~ if y fav-r-r the candidacy iv Hooligan, don't rade amy
~ ither paypers. That's what's aiin' most av the Numbers
- to tn Hooligal ~cloob-they get only tn Alphonse an
a CASTOR view av tn situation
n "Then y don't behave Hooligan is the man for tn
III dimmycrats t. nommynate?" asked Hennessy. :
~ "rm not posin as a seer" said Mr.. Dooley, but
~ 'twould seem that eight years iv exoile on the desert av
.; POLITICAL oblivyun wd be enough t. convince the dimmy-
az Gratis that they can't draw their cr-rowds with nothin but
III a side show with a few freaks, whin there's plinty av good
W attractions that avu draw t be had fr tn choosin'."