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The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1904-06-23
6be Fanny
Tide Of
Life.

ANOTHER VARIATION.
Parodies of this remind us
Written in a million ranges
We can leave some stuff behind US
10 be copied in exchanges.
Chicago Journal
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1904-06-23
TIE SECRET OUT.

uusband-"Confound II! l don't
know what's the matter with this IA.
zor. It's awful dull"
Wlfe-"Dull! Why, when 1 opened
that can Of sardines with II this morn
ing it was so sharp that l nearly cut
my finger oGf"-New York American.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1904-06-23
TRUSTFUL.

"a woman will not esteem a man
whom she cannot trust" said the NOR
allst
Yes" answered Mr.. Meekln, "and
am delighted to note that Henrietta
always trusts me to put the cat out
and fix the furnace fire and lock the
basement door and do lot Of things"
Washington Star.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1904-06-23

WASHINGTON cores
pondent of one of the
great dailies, feeling "all
run down" as n result Of
vain attempts to manufac-
ture news about Professor
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1904-06-23

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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1904-10-19
BEAT TOM TAGGART.

ST have just been beaten at my own
game" Iaughingly acknowledged
Chairman Thomas Taggart as he and
William F. Sheehan Joined a mutual
acquaintance after lunching together
at a well-known Broadway cafe the
other day
Replying to a query from the other,
Chairman Taggart continued:
Sheehan and myself were not very
hungry to-day and the colored waiter
only brought us a check for 81
handed the waiter IS bill and ne
brought me back two ones and two
half dollars in change
What do you suppose he said when
I asked him why he didn't bring me
some smaller change? He just shuf-
fed his feet a moment and suffered:
De Lawd loveth cheerful
givah.' New York Times
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1904-10-19
A~%~~~A~A~A~%~A~A~@~~~%~A
/ SPORTS
II. A. C.'S OFF
TO KAUAI
Baseball Nine Will
Play Three
Games.
w i'll

The Honolulu Athletic Clubs base
bali team will leave for Kauai tomor-
row evening at o'clock on the steam
er Mikahala, and will return next We'd
nesday. The team viii play a series
of three games as follows:
H. A. c. VS.. Kappa; H. A c. VS..
All-Kauai; II. A. C. VS. Lihue.
A dance win be given in their honor
by the Kauai players, who are also
paying the expenses of the trip. This
will be the first trip of local league
team to the Garden Island. The play
ers selected to leave on the Mikahala
are:
Pat Gleason, Click" Garvin, A. VIII
liams. En- Sui, E. Fernandez, Joe Fer
nandez. Carvalho, H. De Fries, G..
Desha.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1904-10-19
REPUBLICAN RALLY
HELD IN DOWNPOUB

Rain interfered with the Republican
meeting at Kalihi camp. A steady
downpour drove away most of the au-
dience and a mere handful had courage
enough to remain. to the end Kalama
was the chairman and the principal
address was made by j. NJ. Dowsett,
who urged the support of the Repub-
lican ticket and showed why it would
be folly to send any but a Republican
delegate to Washington. Several
speeches in Hawaiian followed, all urg-
ing the support of the straight ticket.
A number of Democratic enthusiasts,
who also braved the storm. caused con-
siderable excitement by cheering for
their party. They were later assisted
by some members of the Home Rule
camp.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1904-10-19
WILHELM PASSES
TO THE BEYOND

After a serious illness of several
weeks, F. ]. Wilhelm, the contractor
and builder, died yesterday forenoon at
II 80 o'clock at his residence corner OF
Keeaumolzu and Young streets.
The funeral will take place this after
noon at s:45 from his late residence
the interment to be held in Nuuanu
Valley. A funeral service will also be
held at the Masonic Temple at 3 go, I'M
der the auspices of Hawaiian Lorge. OF
which the deceased was member. The
services will be completed in time to
permit the Masons to join the friends
at the residence to participate in the pro-
cession to the cemetery.
The deceased leaves a daughter, who
resides here, and brother who lives on
Maui.
Mr.. Wilhelm was one of the oldest
of the contractors and builders in Homo
lulu having come here from Germany
about thirty-fo years ago. He worked
on arrival with Mr. Fisher, who con-
Quoted an establishment on Hotel street
opposite the Arlington Hotel. He after
wards worked for l. Wey and Mr..
Luacs, father of the Lucas Bros. Mr..
Wilhelm was a prosperous and respected
citizen.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1904-10-19
TO
TELL SECRETS

ing Wan is in duranee vile charged
with threatening to kill one All Kit.
1t seems that the two Cinnamon We're
members of fraternl order called the
Kok On Society, but the spirit of fra
ternity did not pervade the atmosphere
that ING Wan and All Kit abided in.
ing accused his friend, Mr. Kit, Of
telling the sacred secrets of the mystic
order unto the hoi polloi without the
pale of the exclusive organization. AS
a punishment for this indiscretion ing
Wan said that All Kit must die and
forthwith ordered some Cinnamon to
do the job. All Kit took to his heels and
made complaint against his fellow
countryman. The affair occurred at
Aiea in the Eva district.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1904-10-19

IT IS DANGEROUS to neglect a
cold. Pneumonia is one OF the most
dangerous and fatal diseases. 1t always
results from a cold. Chamberlain s
Cough Remedy will quickly cure cold
and perhaps prevent an attack OF
pneumonia 1t is in fact made espe-
cially for that ailraent and has become
famous for its cures over a large part
of the civilized world. 1t counteracts
any tendency of cold toward pneuno-
MIA. Can you afford TO. neglect your
cold when so reliable a remedy can be
had for a trif1e? For sale by all deal
ers. Benson, Smith & Co., Ltd, Agents
for Hawaii.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1904-10-19
TO ENFORCE
The LAW
Governor Announces
His Homestead
Policy.

The homestead controversy is being
taken up by Governor Carter with the
firm determination TO have the law en-
forced The charge Of favoritism, says
the Governor, will have no foothoIa,
for orders have been issued to enforce
the law in its fullest Interpretation.
TT is one of the idiosyncrasies Of
Office said the Governor yesterday,
'sto see the changes that occur. A few
years ago when the Commission was
here, from the evidence given by the
people of Hawaii, it was fair to as
sumo that their principal objection to
the Territory's handling of lands was
that there was favoritism and arhi-
trary discretion on the part Of the
Governor, and that in specific cases
where the law had not been complied
with. title had been granted. Through
Mr.. Pratt we took hold of this thing
to enforce the law and not leave it
open to arbitrary discretion. This will
be done by pure Interpretation Of the
law.
Now. the people over there seem TO
be very much aroused. The Board of
Trade there is taking hold of the mat
ter and they say they don't want the
law carried out.
That is what I call one of the lido
syncraisies of Office
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1904-10-19
DOING POLITICS
AT ANDRADE's

Invitations We're quietly sent around
during the week in the First precinct
to Republicans to foregather at the
residence of Frank Andrade. college
Hills, where it was planned to have
heart to heart talks to urge the in
vited ones not to vote split ticket.
but vote the straight Republican tick
ct. The meeting was to have been
kept secret but the result was made
public. it being alleged that the talks
were SO well made that any desire to
vote split ticket was overcome. There
were twelve present.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1904-10-19
QUINN WANTS
BROADER LAWS

Jim Quinn says that there is every
possibility OF Ketchum coming here
this winter with Cresceus. Mr.. Quinn
in discussing the matter says that the
only thing needed to have fast race
horses sent here during the winter
months. are broader laws whereby
pools could be sold. In such event he
says racing would become a popular
sport in Honolulu and strings of good
fast horses would be sent here yearly
from California and Eastern stables.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1904-10-19

CONTINUED from page L,

an. believe in the Republican plat
form, because il guarantees an honor
able. efficient and economical govern
ment.
81 have always been a working man,
began earning my living when I was
ten years old. and have always mix
ed with what is known as the middle
class. You can. therefore, be assured
that 1 viii always do what I can for
my fellow-working men,"
Mr.. Quinn spoke of the candidates on
the Senate and House tickets.
"As for Messrs: Harris. Andrade,
Long and Aylett, they have already
served one term in the Legislature, and
if they had not been good men they
could not have received a renomina-
ton from the party.
Il have done nothing in my life thus
far to regret. and I don't intend at this
time of my life to put any blemishes
on my record. so you may be assured
that viii make a clean fight in this
campaign.
Vote for Prince Cupid. He has been
elected once by you and should be
elected by you again. In justice to
himself and yourselves. you should
send him back to Congress TO complete
the work he has SO well begun.
Il endorse the platform from top to
bottom; I endorse the administration
of Governor Carter; I especially believe
in county government You viii never
have proper government here until
you have county government. 1t is
better that you should elect your own
officers rather than that you should
have them appointed. The Republican
party viii give you county govern
ment.7
Bernard KelokoIio. THE Boy orator,
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1904-10-19
Cricket on Maui.

Tt is proposed to have cricket
match between the Honolulu Cricket
Club and the Maui Cricket Club. The
former club held a meeting ON Monday
evening at which the challenge of the
Maui club was accepted. The local
cricketers will probably leave for Ma
vi the middle of November and the
game will probably be played on the
new athletic grounds at Puunene which
H P. Baldwin is constructing.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1904-10-19

was the next speaker. He spoke elo-
quently in Hawaiian. holding the at
tention of the large audience from first
to last. The Boy Orator is mas
terful speaker and sways his audiences
with remarkable success.
Among other speakers were Sam
Kamaiopili, who presided at the meet
ing, Carlos Long. w. W. Harris. John
Lane and VIM. AyIett.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1904-10-19
SEN. KAIUE WILL.
NOT ELECTIONEER

1t is reported On excellent authority
from a Maui man who departed yes
terday for Kahului, that Senator Kali
ne will not be candidate for re-elee-
ton in this campaign although he has
filed his nomination papers as a can
didate.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1904-10-19

Jadef Jake (to High Born LADY,
Spare trifie. please lydy. I've walk
ed the streets all night, lydy. an you
know what that means.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1904-03-19

! Those bed room suits at win H.
| Davis furniture store are going at
actual cost. tt
/ Don't miss the opportunity to get
! furniture at cost at VIII II. Davis,
Don't put the matter off, but come
around Monday. II
/ Think Of the Oriental Drug store,
the place where they fill prescrip-
tons. If
1t matters not. what physician
writes your prescriptions, bring
them to the Oriental Drug Store
and they viii be filed by a graduate
of pharmacy. If
It is at your own discretion who
fills your prescription. Give the
Oriental Drug store a trial, we are
sure we can please you. Bring us
your next prescription. tt
The ladies of the First Presbyter-
ian church will give a tea next Tues
day afternoon, March -, at the res
idence Of Mrs. :. r. Smiley. All
have a cordial invitation to attend.
In the bills Of indictment returned
by the grand jury this week there
were six for violations OF the local
option law.
The rural mail carriers Of Ellis
county are to meet at the court
house tonight for the purpose Of
forming a county association.
The ladies Of the Presbyterian
church will give tea at the resi-
dence Of Mrs. y. F.. Smiley, Tues
day from to p. m. All are iuvi-
ted TO attend.
VIII PoindeXter, manager Of the
Waxahachie baseball team, is hav-
ing the Sims park put In good con-
dition for games this season. The
old hedge is being cut down and the
depressious IN the out-fieid are being
filled in. when the improvements
now in progress are completed Mr..
Poiudexter will have one Of the best
grounds in the county.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1904-03-19

The Designer for April IL brimful
Of seasonable stories, poems and
articles OF general interest. Dee
Grated Tables for Wedding Break
fa@ts " Easter Brides" and Pat
ties Wedding give hints most val
liable to the prospective bride, as 10
Confirmation Costumes 90 the
young girl intending t. Join the
church. April Fools and Court
testers IS we!! written ~ Jesn De
Morgan, and beautifully illustrated
with reproductions 81 famous paint
lngs. and "The Liiy Ia Legendary
Lore enlbodies under one head the
many exquisite superstitiuns con
nscted with this. tie flower dedi-
Gated Go Easter.
IAN Easter Gathering. BY
Bertha r.. Bush, j. a pretty and sim
pie entertainment quite within the
scope Of the child actors for whom
IL 10 intended. There are two short
stories, "Don Quixote Easter ser
mon" aud The Easter Dream ef
Man Chez, while The Brides at
Home, laaRhable monalogue, and
Poem Pictures furnish capital
material for the reeitatioaist For
the children there are A Hanny
Party foFa Babies aud "Eggs Ga
Make the Family Laugh" CFess-
stieh Embroidery aud Lace aud
Embroidery supply pretty things
la the fancy work ltue, aud ais req
UlaEi0n departments Of The Moth
erss Advisory Club, what Wo-
men are Doing. - Helps Along tfs
Way aud KNOTS and Whai-neta -
continue their eMah rewards for AL
merit0rioua contributions.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1904-03-19

The second team Of Trinity Uni
versity will 10 10 Midlothian Mon
day afternoon and play "A game Of
baseball with the team Of that place.
The team will be accompanied by
about thirty of the students,
The Twentieth Century club will
meet with Mrs. Geo. Wilson Mon
day afternoon at 80 O'Clock. The
lesson will be from the first chapter
q; 50 Provisional Types Of American
Fiction"
A union service Of the churches
of the town, led by Mr.. Meigs 81
Indianapolis. Ind, will bee held at
the Main Street Christian church at
81 tomorrow evening. Mrs. Leep-
er and Miss White 81 Nasty lie will
sing at the morning hour.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1904-03-19

Mrs Dalton has a complete line
OF talloT-made hats and street hats
also an elegant line of Trimmed
hats Of
Now is the time to have your
horse clipped. Be sure to bring him
to Davenport d Patton, the exper-
fenced clippers. Oh
Just received, All kinds OF cakes,
crackers, and biscuits fresh and
nice at r. } Moore's. ?
You'll find the latest colors in
veilinEs, ribbons, flowers and belts
at Mrs Dalton $ at popular prices
Faculty of Trinity ia the next Iy-
ceIm number next Thursday night.f
The Big Cost Sale is still ou at
VIII H Davis furniture store. Of
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1904-03-19

The Densmore and New Century
Typewriters are first-class in everv
respect. For sale by J. b. Blatfer.
Old phone 229. II
Clipped horses look the best and
it is much cooler for them. Deven-
port anu Patton can do the work q,
DON'T fail to see them. /
Your horse needs clipping. Bring
him TO us and we will clipp him as
he should be clipped. Davenport n
Patton Ul
/ can sell You Second Hand Type
writer's in good condition at bar
gains J. r. Blaffer. old phone
22q. tt
Music and Impersou atoms at
Trinity next Thursday night. Adj
mi sion 30 cts n
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1904-03-19
Pc r . NAILS

~~%~W%w
Capt. H. T. Moore of Ennis was
in the city today.
Miss Mary Yeager Of Italy visit
ed friends IN the city today.
Mrs. w. j. Buie left this morn
ing for Wolfe City TO spend Sunday
with her mother.
w. s. Keinble and wife, of Ham,
will arrive this evening to spend a
few days with relatives.
Miss Carl of Little Rock, Ark.
who has been visiting Mrs. 8. E.
Fowler, left for home this morning.
Miss Mabel Grizzard, who is
teaching in the Widows and Or
phons Home at Corsicana, arrived
last night to visit her parents.
Lex Meredith, w. b. Starr and
H. II. Dobson went to Hillsboro
this morning to assist In the organ
Ization of ledge of Elks today and
tonight.
Mrs. NJ. NJ. Brooks and daughter,
Inez, who have been visiting the
family Of Mr.. l.. H. Peters, returned
to their home AT Dallas this morning.
Mr.. Ashley Evans, OF the Bon
ham News, and Mrs. Evans will ar
rive in the city this evening and will
be the guests of Mr.. and Mrs Chal-
mers Mcpherson for few days.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1904-03-19

Ad0ru your homes with dainty
ceuterpieces of embroidery, drawn
work or Battsnberg. These things
ars to be- found In homes of wealth
where the best is demanded, at the
same tims ia hundreds of families
where economy needs be observed
With small cost II you are as all
artistic your home may be msae
beautiful Call At Wonan's TX
change and examine my line of ex-
quislts materials aud ready made
articles. X. l. Monica.
At Wears New Century Store
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1904-03-19

know Of tw0 girls, aged II and Ia
years, vino ean be placed In homes
Whoever takes them must treat
them as they would their own child
ren. only those who are disposed
GO do this need apply My inforna-
ton IL they are both nice girls aud
orphans. Who wants thenY
CHALMERS MCPHERaaN
dNw, liz
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1904-03-19

3 ~~~~@~ ~@~~~~@
j. L. Deegan is on the sick list.
sunday you can get whipped
cream at Nick's. OIL
For Typewriter supplies see ]. b.
Blaffer If
Fresh lettuce and strawberries on
ice at r. j. Moore's. 2
Woman's Exchange at Wears
New Century store. %
Ground to pieces in mill Moca
and Java coffee at r. J. Moore's. 2
Trinity University Lyceum course
on the oath.
Mrs. Dalton's tailor-made hats
are perfect models of the Millinery
art. vi
March "A at Trinity. If
There has been lull in the matri-
moniaI market for the past few days.
Lyceum number at Trinity on the
oath. If
Try some of the fine sauces and
catsup at r j. Moore's. W
You can now find the Woman's
Exchange at N ears. vi
Cord wood f. o. b. Waxahachie
S2.75 per cord. Geo. Patterson,
Lancaster. Texas. If
Mrs. Dalton's grand millinery
opening will occur Wednesday and
Thursday, March % and a. OIL
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1904-03-19

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine-
Tablets. All druggists refund the
money II IL fails To cure. e W.
Groves signature Is 90 each box.
9Fe
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1904-03-19

A gradnats III pharmacy does our
prescription WORK ami anK pfieas
are right. The Oriental Drug Store.
III
The Yale expositor., 1904-03-18
At Detroit April 5th.

A man, who perhaps Is best qualified
90 speak on this subject, is William
MengelburR, one OF tue greatest CON
] ductors of the old world. H. q recent
! interview he made the follow Ig state.
monts:
For eightyears have been strauss
enthusiast and consider him the great.
est that we have with rs. lil- work
succeeds that of the master minds of
The musical world logically and IN
natural consequence, ne does not stray
from the way indicated by his immort-
al predecessors. lie ~, instead. the all.
| important evidence of our logical al.
vance, AS Beethoven followed Haydn,
Richard Strauss follows Wagner in HE
development Of musical art. People
do not understand Strauss at first, but
there was time when they did not
wish to listen To Wagner. strauss says
that music Is speech. Heis not always
sweet. What one speaks u not always
sweetness"
The latest Strauss work, the opera
'Feursnot" had its first Hamburg pro
duction January d, and according TO
reports received the almost universal
appreciation OF the critics. This would
tend Co indicate that the adverse crit.
cism of the past, was more matter OF
prejudice, rather than fact.
Dr. Strauss will conduct nearly all
of the prominent orchestras ot the
country In programs made up entirely
OF his own works. However the limit
ed number of "Strauss Recitals" which
will he given VII prob hl rove m d.
interesting 20 IA great majority of the
musical public, as the programs for
these recitals will be made up entirely
of Strauss songs. The correct inter.
probation of Strauss songs IL at the
present time n subject of much discus
sion. Madame Strauss de Alma. If any
one, should be able Co interpret them
IN the manner which the composer in.
tended, for To use his own words she
j. an "authentic interpreter" and with
the great master AT the piano, the com
blnstion should be IA nearly perfect a
could be wished for.
Or. Strauss and Madame Strauss de
Alma will appear in recital at the
Light Guard Armory, Detroit, Mich,
April 3, 1904.
The Yale expositor., 1904-03-18
GOOD SPIRITS

Good spirits don't all come from
Kentucky. Their main source is tine
liver-aud all the fine spirits ever
made M the Blue Grass state could
not remedy bad liver or the hundred.
and-one III effects 10 produces. You
can't have good spirits aud bad liver
at the same time. Your liver must be
i'm fine condition II you would feel
buoyant. happy and hopeful, bright
of eye, light of step, vigorous and sue
cessful in your pursuits. You can put
your liver IN fine condition by using
Green's August FlOwer-the greatest
of all medicines for the liver and stom-
ach and "A certain cure for dyspepsia
or indigestion. IL has been n favorite
household remedy for over thirty.fiye
years. August Flower will make your
liver healthy and active and thus in.
sure you liberal supply OF good
spirits" Trial size, 25c; regular bot
ties zoe. At all druggists. Grant
Holden.
The Yale expositor., 1904-03-18
Colds cnuse Pneumonla.

= -
h. Fenner, Marion, Ind. who was en-.
tirely cured by the use of one Minute
Cough cure. She says:"The coughing
and straining so weakened me that ]
ran down IN weight from lIs to %
pounds. | tried n number ofremedies
To no avail until | used One Minute
Cough Cure. Four bottles of this won
derful remedy cured me entirely of the
cough, strengthened my lungs and re-
stored me 20 my normal weight. health
and strength" Sold by Grant Holden.
The Yale expositor., 1904-03-18

over in Branch county couple of
sharpeTs have been working clever
game. A stranger appears IN the mid
die OF the road looking for something
ne has lost. lie attracts the attention
of some unsuspecting citizen who "a.
sisis him I'm the search of n diamond
ring. The stranger gives u up and Of
fers reward of 500 to the finder
The unsuspecting citizen still hunts.
Then tramp comes along, stoops and
picks up a ring and II cnliared by the
unsuspecting citizen, who has visions
of n reward. The tramp gives the ring
over after the unsuspecting citizen has
separated himself from S25. Then the
latter taxes after the one who lost the
ring. expecting To get the 800 but the
stranger has disappeared, the unsus-
pecting citizen has iiyo.cent ring and
is 25 simoleons out