davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-03-05
A LITTLE NONSENSE.
The Jolly Jester and Some OF His
Bonmots.

The Jolly Jester and Some OF His
Bonmots.
DIR. Archibald Drum, member
of the select circle that surrounded
Mrs. Hashley's festive board, was
no doub: nice young man, but as
an expleiter of merry jests he was
a unique and monumental failure.
No matter how obvious the point
of his "funny story" he was sure
to blissfully miss it and leave his
listeners in mild state of wonder
ment as to where the mirth began.
One attempt wss at dinner, when
he asked Mrs. Hashley the time hon
ored riddle, "Why is the tin can
tied to dogs tail like death" Ev-
erybody knew the facetious answer,
at is bound to- a cur" but, led by
their polite landlady, they al gave
it up, whereat Archibald announced
that cit is likely to happen"
Another of Archie's bonmots was
a tribute to his breeding. The
problem presented was as to what
part of dog is seen when one uses
an X ray upon the cannes lungs,
the happy solution being that one
sees the seat of his pants.
But our hero, not liking the pie
beian sound of the word ''pants, "
gave his answer, "l GU will see the
seat of his trousers"
"Why is lawyer like restless
sleeper" queried Archibald, and
every one wondered what his version
would be of the answer, which is,
'First he lies on one side and then
on the other"
"Why, don't You know that one"'
he exclaimed scornfully. "First be
lies on one side and then he lays on
the other."-New York Times.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-03-05
Do Yea vast strength.

If you want to increase your
strength you must add to and not
take from the physical. In other
words, the food that YOU eat must
be digested, assimilated by the
nerves, blood and tissue before be-
ing expelled from the intestines.
Kodol Dyspepsia Cure adds to the
physical. 1t gives strength to and
builds up strength In the human
81 stem. It Is pleasant to the taste
and palatable, and the only combl-
nation of digestants that will digest
the food and enable the system to
appropriate all of It's health and
Strengthening qualities. Sold by
Opera House Drug Store
Stotler & Corbett Props.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-03-05
15II 4 I
;3 2!|l|:I rs UP
FREE:
Full Size Package Given Away

Full Size Package Given Away
For a short time Mr.. G. W.
Grier at his drug store Is giving
free to each purchaser of a bottle OF
Thompsen's Borosma or, Kidney
and Liver Cure q 2sc package OF
Thompson's Dandelion and Man
drake Pills. While the Barosma
Is celebrated for the remarkable
cares 1t has made In diseases of the
Kidneys, Liver, Bladder and Sciatic
Rheumatism, the Pills are unsur-
passed for Constipation. Sick Head.
ache, Dizziness. Indigestion and
Liver1Complaint. If you have q
pain In the back or side, dull or
etddy sensation of the head, palpi-
tation of the heart. sallow complex
lon Aatulency, costiveness, highly
colored urine, shortness of breath
or get tired easily, do not wait;
you will get worse Instead of bet
ter. Thompson's Barosma n d
Dondelion and Mandrake Pills will
give you immediate relief anu per.
manently cure you. Buy Thomp-
sons Barosma today and get the
Pills free.
Barosma soc and $I.oo
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-03-05
--e -<-----
HAPPY, Healthy Children.

Any child can take Little Early
Risers with perfect safety. They
are harmless, never grippe or sicken
and yet they are so certain In re-
suits that robust constitutions re-
curling drastic means are never
disappointed. They can not fall to
perform their mission and every
one who uses DeWitt's Little Early
Risers prefer them to all other pills.
They cure biliousness. Sold by
Opera House Drug Store
Stotler & Corbett Props.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-03-05
The Value of Our Thoughts.

It is worthy of notice that the sou
becomes spiritual or carnal through tie
state or action of the mind. Th'
thoughts cherished have formative
degrading or elcvating power. AS on
thinks so is he. Every man is made b!
his thoughts. So long as the mine
dwells chiefly on material and sensuou'
things so long one is carnal. and h'
cannot be otherwise. But when tho
thoughts are turned toward spiritual
things, toward the realities Of the spir
itual world, and when these are held il
studious contemplation the mind be
comes spiritual In all such cases thu
result is wrought through the truth
DR.. ]. e. Gilbert, Methodist, Washing
ton.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-03-05
wakeful Children

For a long time the two year old
child of Mr.. p. L. Mcpherson, 50
N. Tenth street, Harrisburg, Pa,
would sleep but two or three hours
the early part of the night, which
made 1t very hard for her parents.
Her mother concluded that the
child had stomach trouble,and gave
her half of one of Chamberlaiu's
Stomach and Liver Tablets, which
quieted her stomach and she slept
tine whole night through. Two
boxes of these tablets have effected
a permanent cure and she Is now
we'll and strong. For sale by CIV.
Griei.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-03-05
FOR THE LITTLE ONES.
The Mounted Commander Of the Little
Gray Ants of Siam.

A French traveller has discovered
a new species Of ant in Siam or at
least new trait he has never be-
fore seen recorded. The creatures
were small, of gray color and lived
in damp places. They travelled Of
ten and in troops which seemed to
be under the direction of a COM
mander who rode on "horseback."
NJ. Meissen, the Frenchman who no.
ticed this popularity, was attracted
to these groups by discovering that
each company contained large ant
that Travelled more rapidly than tbs
others. Observing them more close
ly, he noted that each large ant al
ways carried a small gray ant upon
its back, though the remainder OF
the troop were on foot. This mount
ed ant would ride out from the line,
travel swiftly along the column from
head to rear and apparently over
look their maneuvers. NJ. Nielsen
concluded from what he saw that
this species Of ant, while on its traN-
els, is under the direction Of COM
mander, though such 'ant horses"
as the general rides must be rare
and valuable, for he scarcely ever
found more than one mounted ant
in a colony.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-03-05
First Test of the AiE Pump.

The first public test Of the air pump
was in 1854 by its inventor. Otto Won
Guericke, In the presence Of Emperor
Ferdinand Of Germany. Guericke ap-
piled the carefully ground edges OF
metallic hemispheres, two feet in d..
ameter. to each other. After exhaust,
ing the air by his apparatus he at
tached fifteen horses to each hem
isphere. In vain did they attempt to
separate them because Of the enor-
nous pressure Of the atmosphere. This
experiment was great success.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-03-05
Pacific Coast Without CHANGE

In new Pullman "ordinary'
sleepers, wide vestibuled s-d with
every modern convenience. II
charge of competent agent, from
Cincinnati to Chicago via Louis
Vile, New Orleans, Houston, San
Antonio, 81 Paso and Los Angeles
to San Francisco. Rates for berths
less than half of cost In regular
sleepers. For free descriptive mat
ter and full particulars, address E.
A. Richter, Tray. Pass. Agent,
Illinois Central Railroad, Park
Building, Pittsburg, Pa. ia If
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-03-05
1t Saved His Leg.

P. A. Danforth of Lagrange Ca,
suffered for six months with q
trishtful running sore on his leg;
but writes that Bucklen's Arnica
Salve wholly cured 1t In FIVE days.
For ulcers, wounds, piles, 1t Is the
best salve In the world. Cure
guaranteed. Only 25cts Sold by
D. A. Hendershott, druggist.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-03-05
Rev. W.T.. Gilbert Permanently Cured OF
Piles.

Piles.
Fer twenty years I suffered with
bleeding and itching piles; at times
was confined to the house for more
than a mouth. Two years ago I
began using San Cura Ointment
and one 50 cent bottle made firm
and permanent cure, and have not
been troubled since. I can freely
recommend San Cura Ointment to
any suffering humanity.
am glad to give this testimony
and will guarantee cure If used as
directed,
REV. W. F. GILBERT,
Pleasantville, Pa.
Druggists, 25c and soc.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-03-05
Baltimore & Ohio R /
Ohio River Division.
Time Table In effect Nov. "a. 1905.
RAsr BOUND.

Time Table In effect Nov. q. 1905.
RAsr BOUND.
1siiy ercept For whseiing and irssrmsdiss
suuday. points.
Y,sii. Fer New Martinsvilie, Mounn.
vine, wheeling Ptttsburs FnnA
!:
I'm, OIL City, Tltusville and intet
usetiate points. Runs sohe
PittsbuIg, daily except Sunday
Las A. Il Accommodation
~ except For New Martinsville andiutst
E1rday mediate points
gpS1P. e. New York E1press1
Daiiy. For New Martinsville, MounoA
Vile, wheeling, Pittsburs, Buna
10, washington, Baltimore, Phis
deiphia, New York and sn point
~ North and East. Runs solid t.
q Pfttsburg. Parlor car.
ass P. N Aeeommodatiop
Daily. For Wheeling and intermeoiAs
s.Io P.M. oSio valley Express
TsiIy except Fer New Martlnsville, Mound,
Sunday vi11e, Benwood, Wheeling, Pitt
burg, Buffalo, Baltimore, Wash
ington, New York and oil point
North and East. Runs solid t.
Pfhsburg. Parlor car.
WRIST BOUND.
a P.siA. N. Accommodation
Daily For Parkerseurg ana interms
date points.
AEtt9 q. II. OHA9 taASy 1APhS
raiiy exceok For st. Marys, Marietta, PaIS
Sarday. ersburg, Ravensuood, Milwood
Pomeroy, Pt. Pleasant. Charies
ton, Galiipots, Huntington, Ken
ova, Irontou, Portsmouth,, Ctncir
uah and all points South ant
West. Runs solid to Kenovs
Parior car.
Fs15 ?. n. Xenova Express
Daily Fer ct. Marys, Marietta, Para
ersburx, Ravenswood. Nilwood
Pomeroy, Pt. Pleasant, Chartek
ton, Gailipolis, Hunhngton, Ken
oys and principal intermedist,
points. Parlor car.
8sl4 r, II. Accommodation
pasIy sxceps For Parkersburg, spencer AND
Sunday. intermediate points.
SpAl p II. Accommodation
DGtN excep4 For Parkersburg ana iutsrms
suaday diate points.
@SS P. q. Kxpress
Daily. For Friendly, Ct. Marya, wsssf
", Narietta and ParkersbuYH
d. b. MARTIN,
Man'g'r Passenger Trs6c.
c.WfALLKN. 7. p. A.
Petersburg, VIVA.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-03-05

Too many people have more
religion outside than they have In
SIDE.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1904-09-30
Largest and most COM
plete line of stoves, ranges,
wood and coal heaters in the
county. See our display.
Marion Hardware Co.
Horse Thief Wanted

Town Marhal John Wilson. II
Princeton, arrived boo the city
Thursday morning with o. warrant
iur the arrest oi hurr thief Cha..
Rulpr, 1T Providence Rulpr
anil hi- brother who ln. l.yn
arrested and !. now iu thr Webster
county hil, stole hur.,, belonging
to % man near Providence Rulg.
90. ia N"uug MAN ~ YEAR ut
ag aul has MI ur sandy hair nnd
dark ,yr IT, WI. -,u Wclno.
day m thc ,i,iniiy II R,plnn with
Woman. costume m ~ D. pip.
P~,,l a. ID. carrying Winchester
ui', Their i.a standing uuarI
1t sin iur bi. arr-i Wilson. a,.
u'muui,i hy Frank lyNl. b. Boa
~arh NJ liuIpr. aui ii d. ,Sp,t.
vl That hr will turn up 10 Weston.
furl f,Uy ur Tulu, aul hy may
sta skill aul ailymp, u wu iu
vi ouu
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1904-09-30
DEMOCRATS FOUNDER.

81. ji'h,uli ca lud uui irum il,
ui,,muv- ui our uppou,ui. vla,
am ihp nal isur. upon which tl,,y
WIS coo. campaign. q tuu, uu.
hir Co -ay that. having abandoned
uart % ilr pr.u,ip'.- upu which
they lav insisted iurusilr s.i
,igh, ywr, they uuv ayu "a, "a
bs. l",l a. ,o what ti.tIlyy nal.
N believe ml "a. w luu firmly
they shall assert tl,ir l.I.,i m
anything.
We make uur appeal a. uu rla..
aud h. uu -yiion, but a. 40 r.-l
riiiDm boz uhairvrpartut the Aul
they dwell. W. stand iur ,nnp,.
mru, II ,lly hu aud iur ul.slimU
3" The law W. hold rrr l.iur
i' as Toe all imppriau, rnd II phi.
~ and administration tlw rin Il
pacr a, homc aud Throughout The
world. II rary. which rum,. unl,
ly doing n.,iJy. -Thr.lur gm,.
wit, in letter II acypiauv
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1904-09-30
Court House Gleanings.

Ellcu Stone. Formerly oi ihi.
county, now # raduah. who ua.
arrested 10 the Hurricane camp
meeting few week. agp ou % war.
rant charging him aud other. with
iu!uriug cattle and destroying prrp.
crty uui hi- own. va. tried Mon.
day and found guilty lIl. punish.
mwt va. dNel % s1D and o,i.
coupled with larl laI"r
Quarterly court convened Mon.
day aui fifteen a.,- w,r, called
AMI passed. upu, Judgment l-iug
rendered hy default
Wednesday ElIi. Nkcr ua. tried
iur "mic,tiuu and plead guilty Co
thr olnW lli. punishment wa.
fNyl Ut sal aud ou.t Hiug una.
hly lo uy thy time hr va. runud.
vl iu pil aud url,rd Co Isrlurm
lmrl hlor \ particular phase II
th, Ease va- that n 900 effort IN
a'.i., bi. friend, Marion Ryan. m
ihr Ryan I1gvr.l seduction ease.
Ak,r lal Uumm upu wuri that
BE- himself had bad sexual inter.
wur with ,hy plaintiff Th,r-
mp, "Wednesday Ak,r lnd io
either p'ai guilty urg, Go Oh, pm.
iiuuiny iur hI- swearing
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1904-09-30

The Republicans Of New York,
in convention assembled, nominal.
ed Lieut.. Gov. Frank ". Higgins
by acclamation for Governor II the
State Of New York. In convention
assembled the Democrats nominal.
ed Judge u. Cady lIcrrick, II the
supreme court Of the state u New
York for the same Office. The con.
ventiuns were a. usual, characters.
tic Of the meetings Of the two part.
ies, the Republicans Icing decided,
iudiciou. and harmoniou. IN action
a. regards what they advocate while
the Democrats were undecided their
proceeding lviug rather stormy
b1ior they could gct in lime with
Tanmauy.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1904-09-30
LOCAL OVERT LOW.

Miss Della Kevil returned Wed.
nesday from the Fair.
Miss Lizzie johnson, after visit
ing friends IN Providence Tor few
days, returned home Sunday.
All residents Of incorporated
towns who expect to vote In No.
vember, should register Tuesday.
Mrs. $. A. Num-, of near Black.
ford, spent the week with DR.
Fnzcr's children while Mrs. Frazer
attended the Fair
j. Frank Congcr, one Of our
hustling farmers and most promi.
ncnt citizens informs Us that h,
raised this season enough sorghum
Ia make 5000 gallons Of molassc.
DR.. 7. Atchison Frazer left
Thursday for Evansville where h,
will have an ear examined and if
an operation is performed ON it he
will remain there in hospital for
the next three weeks, otherwise hr
will return Friday night.
Rev T.. 5. Moore left Monday
for Henderson from where he went
10 conference in session at Bowling
Green. For the last year be- ha.
h,cu pastor of the Rowcna chars
Of the Columbia district In Russell
county Conference will likc.,
have him continued on the .ln-
chargc
Rev j " oliver returned Mon
day from Cum Spring church. l.t.
lugtHu county. where hr held .
v.gy ucr .-iul two u, 81. meeting
H. vu. lilcl ly Rev g. G. ~i..-.
~ Louisville Bro Oliver lat-
today wu,.I.t ina -.r.,. % m.t
ing 900 Dyru,hurf CruuIn
county -lyuuCu Time
Secretary Of STAT. II s. \.
Cheney uuui, 90 Frankfort lit-
visiting friends aui relative. af
~mIlhauI, -put several da,. bore
visiting h.. mnul.. Mr. ud NJ.
j VI Methen.y ~, v1. H..um.
panied hy Boo. family and DOB. 500, f.
sister, ME- Edna rp-u,lI t
~miihaul, who viii attend -,h.L
bon Frankfort
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1904-09-30
The TOBACCO TRUST.

Al farmer. who hav, l,,n cum-
planning about the ioloccu trust
should Rad thi. m H,uturky +.
leading Democratic ucv.mpr-thc
Courier Journal.
There H. p--l deal " talk
about a., manner iu which admin.
i-tm,ion at Washington ~, even
with the American Tulacco Com.
Iuny iur H. support II luigp Tar.
kcr and 10. literal contribution a.
The ncmucmii, campaign fund.
Domestic manufacturers Il o.mr.
hail appealed iu the treasury ic.
artm,ut a. m.oiuj Oh, ul, ~.
quiriug % hrp ri stamp a. H..
affixed a. every luV II imported
cinr. Their rllim VIZ. that
this stamp ,,ryyl o.. q E,wm.
mcut certificate Il guunyuy.. It
The imported yinr. Within the lnV
and was, in fact. au advertisement
tur The imported r.sl.. ,i,.
- The iplauu trust /. mr %,
Democratic ticket The hmrr
should rm,ml.r ihi. when they
v'lc iu NOVEMBER -laduah sun.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1904-09-30
Blackwell ledge No. ST.

90, Knight 90! ryihu- m.t Boo
regular session a.' Friday night
aul hai o. very profitable session.
Then wa. hut uall number
ppryut SET they v,r we'll pIoil
ior going Bu Juo " raugh.
1t Nashville l0lr, " lSi. vho
rvcmplif,. %, h,, cha, be- Hv.
every principle " doe url,r anil
pncii,r Il out Boo hi. liir. va.
present and made 900 interesting
auj instructive talk 90 Blackwell
mig, The next session II o.,
lple will 0. Friday night. October
J., after which IL will NEST rgu.
Larry every Friday might,
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1904-09-30

q VI Sull,upr ,o u. T.. Sullu.
ST. - iui,rsi boz land uu nvt
Jryk "r sls5.
y l.. sull,urr /" la.. y Umh.
o. l,r- m Flat lick Cryk e..
stn
J d. HIuul Gu w. T.. Adams.
IS a. ayr- uD CLAY lick hr
sion.
W L. Bennett ~ John {. Griffin
,O acre near Dycu.hurg tor
snu.
John &. Griffin to Mr.. r. r.
Mauu., 1O acne near pycu.huR
mr sinn.
J =. Picry io II. levi COX.
lu' in Marion. $50.
VIZ. =. lvnuiug. toI.S. Rns.
WILL, land nJar Marion ior san.
A. J. Piykyn. h. Mn Eliza
h,lsr. lui la Marion TT sion.
e. T. Weldon In Chas. n. llina,
Ut In Marion sN1D.
Aliv lhwgt In y. u. Ramr.
undivided Interest In land VA llur.
rianu Greek ior siO.
J G. Taylor 10 ". 7. SPRING. 3
town luis in Tulu iur s2i5'
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1904-09-30

cratic State Committee, Il resident
of Little Neck, will approve of the
action.
The tobacco trust and other great
trusts are freely contributing to the
Democratic campaign fund, nut
there has also been issued to the
Democratic party at large from
campaign headquarters in New
York, an appeal for campaign
funds. From reading the platform
adopted at st. Louis, we would
Judge that the party could not hope
for support from the trusts.
I'VE demand" says the Demo-
cratic platform, AN enlargement
of the powers Of the interstate COM
merce commission to the end that
the travelling public and shippers
of this country may have prompt
and adequate relief for the abuses
to which they are subjected in the
matter Of transportation.
I'VE demand a strict enforce
ment of existing civil and criminal
statutes against all such trusts,
combinations and monopolies, and
I'VE demand the enactment Of
such further legislation as may lie
necessary to ciicctually suppress
them
But Judge Parker dos not agree
with his platform a. from his
speech Of acceptance it is readily
implied that there will be- mo- trust
legislation should be lee elected
president. lie says that common
law %, developed affords legal REM
cdy against monopoly
The growth Of the monopoly 81
which complaint /, Justly made, -
says Judge Parker, cannot re laid
at the door. oi the court. VI thi.
country. The decision. 81 the SHE
prymc court 81 the Dui,cd State,
the Courtof Appeals Of th. state.
and the court. 81 last resort Boo
other state. warrant the assertion
that common law 90. developed
affords lcgal rymcdyauiu.i mouop.
oly.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1904-09-30
Two Cabbage Snakes in One Head.

1t is reliably reported to the Rec
ord that Mrs. Jim Hughes, who re-
sides near Mattoon and six or sew
en- miles from Marion, while pre-.
pairing cabbage for dinner last week
found two cabbage snakes in one
head Of cabbage. The snakes were
each about two inches long and had
dark colorcd heads. They could be-
seen to lick out their tongues.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1904-09-30
Annual Fair.

The forty-hr,t annual Pope coun.
ty fair will be- held at Golconda,
III. Ohiolrr > toS. Many pro.
pie from adjoining counties in hi.
nois and the bordering countic-
acros. the river in thi, state attend
these fair Any one addressing
President b NJ. Lewis or Secretary
Horny Walter 90 Gulcuuda, iur iu.
formation, will receive pwmp, ai.
lul-m
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1904-09-30
Posts Fall on Little Boy.

Wednesday Afternoon thr four
year old luy II John stewart. near
Iron Hill, Wa seriously hurt boz
trying "a 1T uu top II pile ~
p'-t- which caused them "a an ou
him, cutting hi. hcr and b.ui..ns
biz huly.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1904-09-30
Cupid in Telephone Office.

Miss Agnes Ramage, formerly Of
Livingston county, daughter Of Col,
RamNgc deceased, and up to noon
Wednesday, the telephone operator
ut Providence was married We'd
nesday afternoon to DR.. viii Par
sons, of Livingston county. The
bride and groom are both members
Of prominent Livingston county
families and have Il host Of friends
who wish them we'll.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1904-09-30
10 IN, Public

! am again tn agent hr Co.,
Magnet Laundry, n, !. we'll known
there b. uu discount on work dws
10y the Magnet. Bc.t laundry,
bet service.
Your patronage solicited, 9li.
faction guaranteed.
Az, attention given Ia county
laundry.
Give me a trial. I, will h. appr'
cia,cl. Your very truly,
Aiunu WAtgm
AZ Mcconnell 4 stones smr.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1904-09-30
Stray CALI

\ -olid dark nj cali with white
.pri- on right eye, five months Old.
weight al"ul 3OO H.. Slmyd
irm my home In Marion, sept
10Th Any information will H.
thankfully pcciyc,l or will pay i,r
It, return.
W u. Wuu. Marion.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1904-09-30
tabY Wedding

Will, Ricc. agd H.. and Myuk
Paris, only u year " agr. wen
united IN marriage SUNDAY morn.
ing, September -. at the residence
Il The bride. step father. l.. D.
Hunt, WIN p.ldrl four or hu
milo from here uu Oh, rinrS camp
grpuul mad
III, grum /. thr .Uu II J IS
Riy whu reside. boz thr same yiriu.
ity.
The ceremony was performed "a
Rev John \. Hunt
lu answer o. au inquiry malr Ig
u UPrrirf iur ihr Rrwpla. a. what
l,,l to th, union II such % youthful
pair IL Wa stated that ilr oupl
had lvn svcytharts .imr timr.
neither having ever had ans other
sweetheart aud believing that tIle
fully palib,l what tur low maut.
they pr--,,l their guardian. tf
their permission and approval bul
u was granted
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1904-09-30

The annual report ON the cual
industry Of Illinois, furnished by
the state bureau Of statistic, show,
that miners were never 50 prosper
Gus A. under the Mckinley and
Roosevelt administrations. Thccual
output Of the state now !, nearly
twice what il was under Cleveland:
1900 more men arr employed
than six year, ago, and wages are
fully 80 per cent. higher than in
1897.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1904-09-30

II ia pity that Kentucky. mr.
tropnlis an not have mayor
whose hands arr not tied by p,liu.
cal obligation, ,o o lawly.. elias. II
individuals.
A. was expected after Mayur
Gmingcrs return iwm hi. vacation
pool rooms aud betting plau. ~.
sumcd businc-. again In Louisville
las, week. To prevent the hwIe.
state II affair irom lyiug published
abroad by the gallant knight, that
recently invaded the city from alI
parts Of the country, which would
have kpu, the city government, "a
shame for negleciing IN enforce the
city laws. the Mayor went oiI y.
that acting Mayor Barih could
close up all the gambling deus,
The Mayor being a Poniiu, PLAT,
sort Of a fellow in the matter,
knowing what should H. done bu,
being too weak to do It, he left Il
TO Barth to enforce the laws and "
II said to his credit he pursued a
policy that was effective, which Il
enlarged upon and continued would
soon give TO the state an admins.
tra,ion In H. metropolis # which
Il should justly h. proud.