The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1904-11-10
ABOUT MISSOURI.


Usage is the homo Of a dentist
named Toothaker, He should have II
changed to Toothtaker.
The people OF Albany are talking Of
building an opera house. One on the
ground floor IL what they want.
"P. J. Lincoln" sass the Castleville
Review. has rented his splendid farm.
moved his desirable family to town
and has occupied the beautiful LOmaK
place"
~I.Addonia saw It's first automobile
the other day. Some OF the residents
who didn't know q was In Town are
being ioshed beoauFe they didn't see
the wonderful machine.
Anegro living In Cass county killed
a large eagle hat vas after his ducks
Tuesday. The negro said he wasn't
going q stand by and see an eagle
steal ducks that he had so much trou-
BILE stealing, himself.
There are two editors over in East.
ern Missouri who despise each other
so much that when one said In his
paper last week hat persimmons were
plentiful the others paper came out
and denie dthe statement.
Jewell Mayes Of the Richmond Mis-
sourian is probably the most gallant
editor IN North Missouri. Hear him
THE homCliest living looks
better than the best looking man. The
ACn tribe has almost a corner on looks
and goodness.
The St Joseph News and Press
says Senator Fairbanks spent
twenty minutes 10 Nevada and every
body wore his o%vercoat." The News
and Press does not mean that every
body took q whiFi ~ wearing the sen
ator's overcoat.
Humansvfile StEr.Leader Men who
are religious because they think IT,
pays will find the investment ceases
TO draw interest al the grave.
% our the word Is growing better
and wiser. Every child born Is the
smnrtost one yet so hos could il be
~othcrwiseg Il Is a pretty
serious thing 20 have a reputation OF
being a Wit. In trying 70 live up 20 r.
mucn valuable time Is wasted and
The wit is always IN danger % develop
Ing into the bore.
Monday a LIVINGSTON county paper
said The bridegroom vas 10 town
to-day u meant Rnbe oglesby.
Because his wife has a bad cold and
cannot smell his breath a Moberly man
has begun drinking all be wants.
A dressed beef Train vas ditched
near chapin last week. Evidently
somo railroad omploye made a mis-
steak.
The Licking News IS calling for
wood on subscription. So far The cd
itor has been keeping warm BY burn
lnE chunks % the office towel
Chtuncoths wtn receive = black eye
% NoYcmbor Is The Nilsankee sln
remov cits shops from that eig 20
Laredo on that date.
The LInnens Bulletin issued an IN
d%ustriai edithu last week that wss .
work ~ Newspaper art - waH devot
ed 20 Linn county and ita industries
W J. Cowau o. the Oregon County
Tribune. cheers his fellow countEy ed
i'ors BY stating that no entrance fec
Is charged a. the gates Of hssven,
A King City man told his wife a
week 8 that be vas going 4 kan.
a City 20 buy horses Then he cane
10 The city and spent most ~ his time
playing ths races at Elm Ridgc
The editor OF the Usage News has
received = communication AskiaE
whether or not a man should love his
wife warmly when be has 20 cat cold
meals half the time WIS not leave
Il to the Shakespeare Literary oiuh of
Knob NostCr Tor debate and set at tho
meat o nhc question1
Brown has become 40 popular VITA
the girls Of CaTthsge that they arc
even partial TO men named DroWa
nowadays
A Pike county paper. On tolina Il a
nghi cen a man aud his
wifo this week. speaks Of a prominent
negro gambler
The instruments for the nov lin
neus comct band arrived Monday and
everybody who can 81 leaving that
town Tor a weeks vacation
The small boys u Moborly are ia
their glory, Jake ncekloy, the base
hall player. is visiting relatives there,
The Moberly boys miuk nceklcy is
the greatest ever
The smallest dos in the world. 20
faT az Is known. lu now bcing oKhib-
tied ID 10 about tho siEe of a rat and
weighs twenty three ounces u sleeps
Ia a cigar box. The dog came from
Chihuahua. Mexico and IL the proper.
~ Of Hamilton Rayner. OF ~ Paau.
Tex.
Absolutely the wOrHt pun ever
sprung IN Pike county was %porpetrai-
ed by the Louisiana ProssJoumal
this week This is the time OF tho
year. said that paper, when there
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