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Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1904-03-10

A two story dwelling with cistern
and two lots in the west part of city.
Can be bought cheap. Inquire for
full particulars.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1904-03-10
r. r. TIME TABLES
The MilWaukee-at Mineral Point.
& NorthWeStern-at DOdgeYille
Illinois Central-At DOdseYille.

trains carry passengers
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1904-11-12
We're Busy. Yhy7

The past two weeks have been the
busiest in our history. Our stock is
all upside down. no time to keep it in
place. We have been taxed to our
utmost to handle the trade. Why?
The people of Meeker and vicinity
now realize that there is one store in.
the town where quality LIS the pre-
dominating feature. We stand back
of our goods and make orr guarantee
good. We do as we advertise, and.
we advertise Dependable Merchan-
disc at the lowest prices, quality con-
sidered.
We have met outside competition.
All we ask of you, is to bring your
order for winter supplies to us and it
will be filled with exactness, you will
be given only merchandise Of quality
and the prices will be right If any
article You purchase does not give en-
tire satisfaction, We stand ever ready
to make it right with you. What
more can you ask?
J. w. Hrers& CeNrAxx-
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1904-11-12
HORSESHOE N A LOG.
Bees IN tAe rass Tsssy.
Eight Yeaes.

A curiosity was disclosed At . local
sawmi!l lately. says the Ravena N. "
Republican. A. large eak log was put
on to be Sawed. Aslab nearly IS inches
in thickness was cut OF the butt. Then
. plxnk one and one-ha.f inches thick
wss severed and the saw started ON \
trip through the log for an Their plank
of the same tlfjlkness. When about
four feet from the butt there was q
cracking. buzziag and fling of teeth.
The saw was choked down so that Il
stopped the engine. The log was run
back and when the saw was free it had
been stripped Of all its teeth, 3s in
number.
The obstacle vas dug out and found
to be horses shoe. 1t was hand turned
and In good state of preservation,
having rusted only little since being
covered. The suppo<ition j. that the
shoe was nailed. on the tree for hitch
ing purposes and the wood grew over
II. tits said that the ayr of tree can
be ascertained by counting the number
OF grain Rugs. each grain re pre- X ntiur
. year. II thirbe true. the horaesA
has been covered ever half = century.
for 50 rings wen between Il and IL
bark.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1904-11-12

A story is told of y shrewdish
scotchwoman who tried TO wean her
husband from the dram-shop by em-
ploying her brosAer to act the part of
. ghost and frightea John on his way
home.
"Who are your asked the farmer.
o. the apparition rose before him
from behind bush.
~ am Aud Nick" was the reTey.
'Are you. reaily? exclaimed the
reprobate. with satisfaction instead
Of terror. Mon, come AVA. Gie's .
shake o your hand, am married to
. sister o. yours!"-Tit-Bita.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1904-11-12

Tom Hamilton at Hamilton, on
lower Williams Fork, Is making II
great success Of raising fruit and veg
etablcs. He has some, thrifty apple
trees in bearing and tie finest garden
In the county. An enormous potato,
as I'll exsmple, weighed nearly four
and one-half pounds. This Is one Of
the most nttractively located rnncl,es
in the cosnty. ALI VI Williams Fork
seems to be adapted to the growing
Of vegetables. and fruit.-Steamboat
Pilot.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1904-11-12

The town of Maybelf IL growing
rapidly. There IL now store, black
smith shop, restaurant, school,
church, etc. Many new buildings
nre going up, h,cludinRa livery sta
bic and u town hall. Work Is being
pushed on the Maybeh ditch, and 1t
will forever sxsnt as monument to
the perseverance, and industry Of the
men who are building an empire in
the Maybell valley. No work OF poor
men has ever been pushed to COM
pletion by the corporation of COM
paratively poor men who have only
their own efforts to depend upon
Steamboat Pilot
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1904-11-12

John Martin, better known among
his many Piceance friends ~ "Bron-
cho john" Is back from the British
Northwest territories, which country
he does not speak Of In the best OF
terms. Mr.. Martin says this country
IL good enough for him In the future.
He will take n position with Simp
Harp for time.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1904-11-12

Emmert Vanclcave, wife and chill
dren, and Burton Vancleave,
nephews OF Mr.. L, F. vancleave, ar
rived In town last Saturday from
Philom abb. oregon. Emmert lived
here here some years ago and was
well thought Of. The Vancleave boys
are here now to stay, and as they are
the kind. Of settlere we want, THE
HERALD welcomes them to our
amidst.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1904-11-12

Proprietor Rube ball Of the Meeker
hotel, had n narrow escape from be-
ing fiasd $a0&for contempt Of court
Wednesday, morning when he nd
dressed the steward Of that popular
hostelry rs. Tom" Suitable apollo
giles, ETC., however, got him out Of
the scrape. Hereafter, no such IA
lmiliarity will be allowed by His
Honor-to-b OF the a.s.anry- court,
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1904-11-12

The woman took up 3 looking 1lass
shout the size of half dollar and
began To- twisk her neck about in her
Efforts to see the back Of her head
In. the large mirror behind her. The
eva and ear specialist watched her
with. lowering hro1s,. says the New
York Sun.
ats . wondan - me-" he said,
THAT half thu women In the lanl
sre not cross-eyed. The contortions
to which they subject the muscles OF
the eye in their efforts to see them
selves at Others sec them arc some
thing awful.
IF an acrobat on the stage would
perform with his limbs the feats that
the average woman does with her
eyes. day after day. he would be ad-
vertised a. . marvel Of agility. But
he couldn't do. It,. He couldn't
stand It.
"And the women, are not going to
stand It always, either. They are
bound to pay the penalty Of their alb
normal optical exercise some time.
It isn't natural for the eyes to be
pulled and hauled from right to left
and turned inside out every time a
woman puts on her hat to 70 to the
meat market, and they're going to
make her suffer for the unnecessary
strain put upon them. Only yester-
day had . patient who put up q
most pitiful wall about the. condition
of her eyes.
They don't seem straight any
more she said. THEY give an OBJ
server the impression that 1 am
looking seventeen ways for Sunday
~ one time
ayes said T.. and they will con-
tinue to look 20, and even worse, IL
you don't quit rolling them about
"'How. do you know roll them
about?' she asked.
Nothing else would make them
30 crooked I said.
Then by degrees I drew from her
the information that she had . little
mole around at the base of her right
ear. and in trying to doctor that
blemish she would roll her eyes till
the pupils were almost lost in her
heaA. And then she wondered why
her eyes were crooked.
IF had my way ia smash half
the hand glasses in the country, es-
pecially those little pocket editions
that necessitate twisting the eyes
half out Of their sockets to see the
desired part of the head and face,
suppose it is quite natural for q
woman to want TO take look AZ her
back hair before going on the street,
but justice to her eyes demands that
her hand mirror be considerably big
ger than \ ten-eent piece"
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1904-11-12

+ p. Grove Of die government
rDasi has been appointed agent Of the
state Humafe society. Paar;e who
leave their horses tied to n hitching
post these cold nights had better Look
out as Mr.. Groves has received orders
70 look into, this and other matters
over which the society has jurisdia-
ii N.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1904-11-12

Mr.. and Mrs. +. A. Brown leave
this weeok for the winter. They will
remain In Denver for. while and
then 60 either to southern California
or Florida for several months stay.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1904-11-12

AS usual Al Ellison topped the
market, getting $500 for one steer
and $3.50 for the rest. Al went to
Kansas City and with him were
Messrs. Keller, WILDER, Frahm, Bud
Sandy, AL Pierce, Metxger Bros, r..
F. Dunn, limerick boys and Carl
Strehlke. All fsred well according
to repOrt
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1904-11-12

Nrs. Crimsonbeak-"I see BY this pa
per that some statixticisn discovered
that the average woman carries ~ to
90 miles OF hair on her head"
Mr.. Crimsonbeak-"And theA 80
makes trouble II her husband happens
to carry = couple Of yards Of II on Aia
coat sleeve."-Ohio State JournAl
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1904-11-12
Y.,tAep Prss6.

The Music Teacher-Just thinkl
That opera WAS rejected BY 20 man
agers.
PupiHWell, its success proves that
managers are not infsllibls.
The Music Teacher-lndeed.t they are
notl have had An opera rejected by
1S!-puck.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1904-11-12
sam Ellis, the carpenter and build

Sam Ellis, the carpenter and build
sr, accompanied by his family, de-
parted Thursday FOR Hastings, Neh.,
where u big buiiding contract awaits
his coming. Mr. Ellis is I, 1rss-class
carpenter and architect and has han
died some big jobs N HIS time, and
his fciend~ in thcsc parts arc glnd to
qse. s.ia coming q. ihe irpn. again.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1904-11-12

Sam Martins barley yielded nearly
100 bushels to the acre the past sea-
son, end 1t would have done better
had not frost in August damaged Il
somewhat
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1904-11-12

The sunshine came from my lady's eyes,
Her frown was my stormy weather.
] dreamed IN the light of grny-blue skies.
When she and were together.
The first frost came from those gray blue
skies.
A freeze from her hand-anothsr;
Then sero weather from her cold hard eyes,
And 1 am-only . brother.
IN r. Sun.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1904-11-12
rho Wfsnx rAinc.

Professor" said Mrs. Lyon-Hunt-
er, II want to present. Mr.. Bull. This
is Prof. Dumproser. M. Bull. He 10
the author Of that learned treatise ON
Genius: A Species of Insanity"
"Ah!"exclaimad Mr.. Bull, charmed!
Always delighted to meet . genius like
you, ir."-Philadelphia Press.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1904-11-12

Mrs Homer Gotf, who has been In
very poor health, for some time past,
will leave Monday for Denver where
she will likely undergo surgical
operation before being restored to
perfect health, which her many
friends In this,town and vicinity hope
for at no distant date.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1904-11-12

pr. II. e.. Dolph departed for Dem
yer Tuesday morning, after casting
bis first vote, where he wilt resume
biz practice In the dental field. bert
has hosts Of friends in this county
who wish him, suecess,in every way.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1904-11-12

Elm spite Of the lucky stone you
carry in your pocket. you Lost all
your money and = sign fell ON you
and broke your arm"
ayes; but wasn't It fortunate had
that lucky stone7 Think what might
have happened to me otherwise!"-
Chicago Post.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1904-11-12

after 4vkinR things In New York
for Roosevelt's big lead there, Ed
Saltmarsh hurried home, arriving In
time 70 get In q lift for Rosey In
Neeker. A pretty swift team are
Rosey and Salty.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1904-11-12

what Ne Talks TAsoagA.
1ysr-What's Wyndham's tele-
phoAa number7
0yer-Slx and seven-eighths.
Nysr-why, there aren't any frac-
tional numbers In the telephone book.
0yer-But there are in hats.-Chi-
caso Daily News.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1904-11-12

Homer Goff has sold his Fir g or, e's
sanch to A. 8. Richardson 1t Is one
" the best pieces Of property in the
Flag creek psmssa,nity.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1904-11-12

Hayes Bros. received $aS5 for tops
end sa.o5 for cows; A. Oldland 40
for tops and $265 for cows; J. h.
Wallace $a70 for tops and 1855 for
COWS and G. J. Dickinson, $as5 for
Mexican steers. All were on the
Kansas Rity market week before last.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1904-11-12

Hnhngs-I wish knew what people
~ shout me when ! sm not present.
Tollman-They say you afs . fraud.
Hllings-Dont you know that the
bearer Of gossip Is Just ~ bad ~ the
eossiper?-Boston Transcript.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1904-11-12

Judge and Mrs. Wildhack leave for
Denver and points farther east to-
morrow. While out, the. Judge said
he intended taking u short trip up
Salt Yixen AZ he wanted to take u
look at the banks Of that historic
stream after q long absence.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1904-11-12

Pipe lines are to be laid by the
standard Oil company. from Red
Fork, Indian. Territory. to. the oil
fields near Florence and Boulder. II
the plan works with success, extern
yIons win be made from Denver to
the Wyoming oil folds.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1904-11-12

Twynn-Poor Ricketts, death re-
suited from hts fondness for tobacco.
Triplett-l heard that he was killed
BY an explosion.
Twynn-Wen. he opened . keg Of
powder with q lighted sigsr in hia
mouth.-Leslie's Weekly.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1904-11-12
n tie Wrene Clo.a

n the WreAg CRaas,
.Hn. Phecdcm's boarders seem to-
be nearly all students who belong 10
the normal class.
~Yes, but she tells me that their
appetites are abnormal" Philadel-
phia. Bulletin.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1904-11-12

DIR. French and brother, Claude,
returned from Denver Saturday. The
doctor Is much improved in henltl,
and is feeling very good. He will re-
turn to the capital city in u week OF
two and ralnain for some time.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1904-11-12

Creverton-Miss Twilling rejscted
me the other night. but she let ne
kiss her before we parted.
Dashaway (rehccting)-1 guess mi
go around tonight and propose my
aelf.-Leslio's Weekly.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1904-11-12

James R. Smith of Naples, Utah,
writes THE HERALD that he has seen
four large bands of Indians. headed
for Colorado to hunt "buck-slsin."
+ ID reported that numerous bapds
pre- cAmpcd on R}ue mountain.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1904-11-12

Penny HI. CriRsSAbeAk.
Mr.. Crimsonbeak-Has Mrs. Yeast
called on you lately?
Wrs. Crimaonbeak--well, she was
passing. to-day. and shs just put her
nose in at the door.
sort Of bugle CALL shf-Yonkerss
Statesman.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1904-11-12

The great debate on the divorce
qsestlan In the Episcopal General
Convention At 1pseo,A IL summarized
in the November Review Of Reviews
by Miss Florence f. Winslow.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1904-11-12

Ispdlsixh- That anewstorm yoa
kSfs psipted IL vontaafully ssalistiei
nsphleizA-It must -. 4 tramp
got iato ny studio sse day. enuGht
sight Of the picture. and unconssious-
" pat on my overcast before be
wsnt ont-Tit,Bits.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1904-11-12

John Williams Of Powell pnrk fav.
prei us with brief yIs;s Thursday
end reported everybody serene and
happy In the park.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1904-11-12

He-why does woman always hold
up her skirt In that manner when out
walking?
She-Because she has no trouser
pockets, l suppose<-Chicago Daily
News.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1904-11-12

Mrs. Newlywsd (tearfully) = But
you promised to cherish me until
death do US part!
Mr.. Newlywed (darkiy1-And death.
I'm afraid. is about to part us. Ethel
Gwcndoiin. have juA eaten a piece
of that spongecake you insisted on
making yesterday!-Aliy Sloper.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1904-11-12

During the late visit out with cat
tie, AL Ellison visited an elder BROTH
Or near Springfield, Mo-, who he had
not seen for over thirty years. Need
leas to say, both brothers enjoyed the
reunion.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1904-11-12

Culture and Ea0cAti0a.
Wunn-Hhati II the difference be-
tween culture and education?
Tuther-lf you are cultured you are
acquainted with the latest novels. and
II you are educate you are acquainted
With the latest nicrobes.-ndiansp,
oNs Press.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1904-11-12
Y..i.i.. cAasity.

Ye1iniAe Charity.
Bess-Name il perfect httle hypo-
critic.
Nell-One wouldn't think so from
her innocent ways.
Bess-Oh, they are . good deal like
he complexfon-all put on.-Chicago
Daily News.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1904-11-12

II think" said :he emphatic girl.
''that the way in which she treats
her husband il positively awful"
.Weil." replied Willie Widdles. ito
say the least. it's awfully positive.
lAaAk'a Weekly.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1904-11-12
vl0tQFy.

They struck for fewer hours Of wofh.
And won their point. I VOW.
Their boxx declares they shAll not work
A single hour now.
PHILADELPHIA Press.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1904-11-12
Ceartesy.

s'Wlnie.~ said the small boy's
mother, Il hope you are polite TO ev-
srybody."
-Yes'm. am. sicked the dog ON
. tramp, but said excuse me- aft
sfward."-Washington Star.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1904-11-12

Jsst what He SaaG,
Aaster-What is the feminine of
friar7
First Boy-Plsass, six.. IL hasn't got
one.
Naster-Next?.
Second Boy-Nun.
First Boy (indignantH)-That's
just what / said!-Tit Bits.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1904-11-12

john J. Niblock left on wednes-
day fsr. keadville and Denver be-
tween which points he will divide
his time during the approaching VIM
kpr.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1904-11-12

smith-What was tbs cause Of the
Aref
Brown - There was . woman's
rights meeting. and
smith-Ah, I see-natural gas ex-
plosion.-Chicsgo Tribune.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1904-11-12

Mrs. Thomas H. Hes and the boys
departed for Denver Thursday, where
few weeks will be spent.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1904-11-12

zone half the world don't know
How the other half Hvea:" laugh
When think this refers to the wife
In regard to her better half.
Harlem Life.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1904-11-12

Walden in North Park, Is celebrat-
t,g the completisa tHs town water
works sy s*enA
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1904-11-12

Charley Litewate-Would yos talEs
me for foolf a.
Miss Passay-Oh, Charley, uia h ~
sudden!-JudGe. :F
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1904-11-12

He took the old musket corroded.
And no thought of danger forsboded.
He said with ICON
That II couldn't 90 of.
And found out too late It was loaded.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1904-11-12

J.P. Scherlnerhorn and ]. A. Alley
came In from Rio BlAnco Tuesday
and made It y draw On Parker and
Roosevelt
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1904-11-12

J. F. Wilson and. wife were among
the many Thornbarg people who
visited the city Tuesday.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1904-11-12
Fer He 10 A nnelishoen.

Fer He IL N nsglishosn.
Towne-That's Perkinh Looks like
q tramp, doesn't he? Well. he's quite
wealthy, understand.
Browne-I know him very we'll.
Why. he hasn't place, really. that
he can cali q hsme.
Towne-Oh, you're mistaken there.
Browne-No. I'm not. He's an Eng
lishman, and he invariably calls II
"'ome." - Catholic Standard and
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1904-11-12

He-what = dream of beauty Msber
0arlinghorn il!
She-Bu; how rudely she wakes you.
up when she opens her mouth!-Chi-.
sAGs Tribune.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1904-11-12

Lovely days and cold nights con-
tipue.. Thursday night. it is report
ed, the thermometer registered be-
low zero.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1904-11-12

''Here's . paper that says Boston
supplies the rest Of the country with
skeletons"
"It's too BAD
"What's too bad7's
"It's too bad that people should al
ways be poklng fun AT those thin 0os-
ton 4irla. Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1904-11-12
&olH4n.

Henpstead-where was Noses when
Ne light went out?
The Cheerful ldiot-Oh. that's de id
eesyl On his bicycle, of course!-
Drepklya Eagle.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1904-11-12

P. W. Sharp, the able teacher Of
White River. spent Saturday and
Sunday in town.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1904-11-12

Mrs. Frank Shaver and son re-
turned from the East Saturday.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1904-11-12
a Fable

said the old Oak Tree to the Noisy DoGt
'.Bs still: II will do you rood"
And the Noisy Dog replied: III hAA
A bark like yours ] would"
-tu6Re u
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1904-11-12

Judge Beaman and T. 8. Dimes Of
Denver are In on their annual Hon
hunt.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1904-11-12

q. G. Gstldis has about completed
? nice frame ss,sitienee for Duff Cure.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1904-11-12

.What Is your chest cxpansoa7's
II haven't any; I live In Aat."-
Town Topics.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1904-11-12
PasAInaE Hia CIalna.

she-The man l marry must have
done something of importance.
He-Then am the very man you re-
quire.
She-You7 Why, what important
thing did you ever dor
He-I fell In love with you at hrst
sight.-Tit-Bits.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1904-11-12

Need a shirt waist: Thought s.
Just received y new. lot at Oldlands
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1904-11-12

Matt Huston of AxiAl was in o
Business this week.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1904-11-12
Fact. /. the Case.

Facts In the Case.
Here's . good paragraph" said
Singleton. as he glanced over his pa
per. ut says that every time . wom-
an sees her neighbor with new bon-
net she wants one like It."
"Huh!" rejoined Wederly, "I'll bet
some old bachelor wrote that. A
married man would have said that
every time . woman sees her neigh
Dor with . new bonnet she wants one
. little bit bstter.'-Chicago Daily
News.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1904-11-12

DO they sent your poem back" said.
tie symPathising friend. Its too.
bad"
That's what the editor said. "-Phil-.
AdelpAia Times.
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Ues RjeaA L~Vel

sAs-Did Mr.. Noneybsgs leave =
Wilt
He--Nos he said he wanted to keep
the Aeaey in the fanily.-Town Top
M
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Dssn,r Lusk.

The small boy who In stepped In sin
Soon learns he catches more in school.
Thanks to his little ended pin.
Than when hs 1shes In the pool.
-Ladies' Weekly.
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Peet-Did you get my book Of son
Aets that I sent your
His rriend-oh. yes-dehshtfuli r
couldn't sleep TIL ia mad 'em.-Tit-
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Paul Bloant. the Mcdat engineer.
csme.in Saturday.
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Neil limerick and Henry Frahm
were Bnford visitors during the
week,
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Mrs. Isaac Baer came in from Den
v,r Monday.