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The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-01-07
LECALS

Order ter He4rtr Proof OF VIII
- TATE OF MiA\LSorA.ts
- COUNTY OF STE ms
In Probate Court. Spec.al Term. Decem Der
-s9tiI. 1903.
In 1he matter 1T Inc estate ct James Il. Mann.
deceased:
Mtt rtas. An instrument !" writing, pur-
~ rt'ng T., bt tie Last WIS., aald i testament e
liant ) h Mann. uc,t a>V' la}t OF "a ia County.
ha> been ut,ivtftt TO u i Court:
Ana Nit1,a> Minnie Aann. has r!ed
llfefewi1i her pe1i fepIt senting at1Ong
OtItr things Il at SAID james II. Marin. died
~ sd q County. Om 1 Z i4th day Of December
~ ). Ie>1ate. ana THAT sand petitioner Il he
ENecu1riX ma nr-u in I'D ia Last " i'll ana tSt "a
mtnI. anu pray ing that III. aid instrument
nay be admitted to prt'bate and that letters
itstanentary lie ISSUED thereon to her the
SAID Minnie Mann.
1t il Ordered. That the proofs of said
instrument. and said petit rOu. bt heard be-
lore this curt. at II t Probate Office, in the
The 22nd day of January. A. 1904, al 8
o'clock in the forenoon. when all persons
Interested may appear Tor or contest the
probate of naO instrument.
And IL l. lurtiter Or0ertd. That notice
OF tie time aud place IF said hearing be
given to all persons interested 10y pub.
iehine tins order once in each week for
three suct essIye weeks prior to said
day of hearing in the Sank Centre
Herald. d weekly newspaper printed and pub
ished in said >tearns county.
ated al 81. iOua. Mimi. this oath dav OF
December, A. d. 1868.
By the Court,
IsEALl DAVID T. CALHOUN.
Judge of PROBATE
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-01-07
DisloCateG Her Shoulder.

Mrs. Johanna Soderholm, of Fun gus
Falls, Mimi, fell and oislocattd her
shoulder. She had a surgeon get it
back in place as soon as possible, but
it was quite sore aud pained her very
much. Her son mentioned that he had
seen Chamberlain Pain Balm adver-
tised for sprains and soreness, and she
asked him to buy bottle of it, which
he did. 1t quickly relieved her and
enabled her to sleep which she had ii
done for several days. The son was
so much pleased with the relief it gave
his mother that he has since recon-
mended it to many others. For sale
by Hanson Il Emerson.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-01-07
OLD LADY'S POLITICAL LEANING
Was Not at All Particular About Glad
stones Appearance.

A very amusing letter the artist
once received was from a London
baker, who had asked Mr.. Shepherd
to give him some designs for bread
beasties, of which the baker made a
specially. 1t ran as follows:
Some years since an old lady got
me to do some bread faces, and l pro.
duced some fairly recognizable pro-
nles of eminent statesmen. She OBJ
jected to Lord Randolph Churchill
his eye was not large enough. l ex-
planned that there was as much fire
and language as one currant could
convey, but at her suggestion l SUBJ
stituted sultana, with the best re-
suits. The old lady, however, in or.
dering later on betrayed her political
learnings. She said in a postscript:
A currant will do for old Gladstoae's
eye!' A. P.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-01-07
TO MAKE SAHARA A SEA,
Would Open to Commerce Great Re.
qions Of Africa.


French engineers have declared it is
perfectly feasible to convert the desert
of Sahara into a vast lake. thus ODen-
ing to commerce great regions Of the
interior Of Africa, which can now only
be reached by long, tedious and dan
gerous caravan Journeys. They say
that a large portion OF the desert
lies below the level of the Atlantic.
and that by digging a canal to let Ii
the waters Of the ocean the great
change could be effected easily and at
cost which would be small COM
pared to the benefits which would &C.
crue.
4 the whole desert lay below me
level Of the Atlantic the flooding of it
would create sea more than four
times as big as the Mediterranean;
but as the Sahara is composed of ele-
waited pIateaus, mountain ranges and
depTesSiOns, only part would be COW
cred with water when the waves of
sea thus for <led would be an irregu.
!sr BODY Of water, probably of about
TIE same size as the Mediterranean.
Great commercial cities would at once
81" ing up on its shores and trade and
clE'uzauOn strike at once to the heart
OF Africa. Tbs sea of Sahara may
never become a reality, but, in any
event, 1t is a gigantic and pleasing
dream.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-01-07
Goethe's Terror.

1t was only after years and years Of
effort that Goethe could overcome
an ill-defned, superstitious dread Like
many children with a poetical tempera-
ment, he was sensitive and suffered
from childish terrors. To overcome
this his somewhat stern and opinion
ated father used to compel him to
sleep alone and when the lad stole
away from his own bed to that of his
brothers would chase him back dis
guised as a fantastic hobgoblin.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-01-07
CURES CATARRH.
"Hyomei the Most Wonderful
Cure for Catarrh ever Dis
covered" Says Hanson
g. Emerson.

Do not try to cure catarrh by taxing
drugs into the stomach: it cannot be
cured in that manner. The only way
in which this too common disease can
be cured is through a direct applica-
tiou that will kill the bacilli of catarrh
and prevent their growth.
Hyomei is the only known method of
treatment that accomplishes this. 1t
is the simplest, most pleasant, and the
only absolute cure for catarrh that has
ever been discovered.
Thousands of unsolicited testim o.
malls have been received from the most
prominent men and women in the coun-
try who have been cured by this re-
markaole remedy. Ministers, bank
ers, lawyers, even eminent physicians
have given strong testimonials as to
the remarkable powers of Hyomei 10
cure catarrh.
The complete Hyomei outfit costs but
s1.00, consisting of an inhaler, dropper
and sufficient Ryomei to last several
weeks. This will effect cure in ordi-
nary cases, but for chronic and deep
seated cases of eatarrh, longer use may
be necessary, and then extra bottles of
Hyomei can be obtained for SOC. 1t is
not alone the best lit might be called
the only method OF curing catarrh, but
it is also the most economical.
Hanson & Emerson have so much
confidence in the power of Hyomei to
cure catarrh. that they will for limited
time, sell this medicine under their
personal guarantee to refund the money
if the purchasers can say that it did
not help them.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-01-07
Profanity Was the Dukes.

Archbishop Howley, who lived in the
eighteenth century, most unjustly got
the reputation of swearing like a
trooper. The explanation is that the
Duke of Cumberland, who fought this
battle of CulloQen and who was un-
speakably profane. once went in l.uest
of the primate to get his assistance
about certain bill which he disliAed.
He returned to the house of lords.
saying. Its all right my lords. Ive
seen the archbishop and he says nell
see the promoters to -- before nell
vote for the - bill" AS a matter
of fact, all the adjectives had been
supplied quite in the ordinary run Of
conversation Of the Duke.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-01-07
HER FACE IN THE WAY.
What Caused Little Ones Dissatisfae-
ton with the Mirror.

81 have no great fear that Gertrude
will grow up to be vain; that is, II
her present attitude toward her big
blue eyes and pretty curls continues, d"
said a fond mamma This morning
she stepped on a stool in front of my
big mirror and stood there for several
minutes regarding herself with a queer
little frown, and all the while lodging
from side to side as though playing
bo-peep. What's the matter, dear?'
l asked, and the answer l received
was so different from anything could
have expected that it quite staggered
me. oh, mamma, she said with a
pout, 1t does bower me awfy. Every
time l look in the glass my face gets
in the way"
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-01-07
Bird and Man Fiioht,

NO amount of study nor the careful
est anticipation of conditions that sci
ence can figure out. take the place of
the hereditary instinct that enables
the bird to maintain it's equilibrium at
first fight. This Is the principal rea-
son why progress in aeronautics is so
slow. Practically all the mechanical
problems have been worked out over
and over again, and the solutions test
ed in every way that science knows.
But one equation remains to be solved
and that is the human equation. By
short and hazardous experimentary
flights the inventors must learn what
Is lacking to complete their labors.
Jaeger KEgarnEd Tree1or.
The sportsman naturalist, st. John,
one day found a badger in a trap, not
much injured. Tying rope to is hind
leg, he drove the animal home
strange to say, the captive beast
logged steadily along in front of him
and giving little more trouble than a
pig going to market. On reaching
home the animal was put for the night
into paved court, where it seemed
perfectly secure. Next morning." says
st. John, The was gone, having dis
placed a stone that | thought him
cutie incapable of moving and then
digging under the wall he got away"
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-01-07
Hy Guo,

One day the Gardener gave me. r.
A fair and only child, q
He gave - 20 n Eeeping,
To Oh 2.ish IN 7efiied:
1t lay upon my bosom, T'
1t was my hope. my pride, n
Perhaps it was an Idol =
Which l must be denied. !.
Fear Fear not" methought He whispered.
Thy bud shal! be restored,
take it but to plant it
In the garden OF the Lord -
Then bid me not to sorrow. =
AS those who, hopeless, weep. =
For tle who gave hath taken. K
And He who look, can keep.
For just as it was opening =
In glory to the day IS
Came down the Heavenly Gardener =
And &c ok my bud away.
Yet not in wrath He took it, rs
A smile was on His face, a.
And tenderly and kindly -
He bore it to its place.
And night and morn together, -
By the open gate of prayer, a.
III go unto my darling IA
And sit beside her there; 8
l know twill open for me, =
Poor sinner though l be,
For His dear sake who keeps it, e
Who keeps my Dad for me. {
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-01-07
Recipe for a Millionaire,

Cesare Lambrose, who has been
studying American millionaires, gives
the following as essential to the max
ing of millionaire in America: Quick
perception of the value of DEAL quick
decision in making 1t, perfect mental
equilibrium, thrift approaching to
stinginess, absence of general culture,
Unsuitable thirst for profit, compare
tive honesty.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-01-07
Abse nt-Minded Tanner.

A Peabody, Mass, tannery, run by
two partners shut down the other day.
One Of the partners went to Boston,
leaving the other in the shop. At
noon time the hero Of the tale went
to the boiler room, got up steam, and
then blew the whistle for himself to
- home to dinner.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-01-07
1881 uCOII S54ET

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The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-01-07
To Clean a Brush,

To clean an ebony-baeked brush.
soak the brushes in hot, soapy lather,
rinsing first in hot and then in cold
water. The backs should be rubbed
with a small mite Of linseed oil and
then polished with a soft cloth. Dry
the brstles as quickly as possible at
ter washing or they are likely to get
soft and fabby. Dry thoroughly be-
fore using
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-01-07
Orioin of Grain WEIGHT.

BY an English law, passed in 1906,
it was provided that a silver penny,
called a sterling, should equal in
weight Ihirty-two wheat grains, well
dried, and taken from the center OF
the ear. This is the origin OF our
grain weight.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-01-07
tacuer KEuarnEu rree1om.
The Minister'S Threat

There was minister deprived of his
pulpit who said to some of his friends
that the action should cost a hundred
mems lives. They understood it as
if, being a turbulent fellow, he would
have moved sedition; so they COM
planned of him. Then he explained that
his meaning was that if he lost his ben
efce he would practice physic and
then he thought he should kill a hun
dred men in time.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-01-07
Animal LANGUAGE.

Animals have a language made up
of signs. of inarticulate sounds ex-
pressing impressions, sensations, pas
sions. but never ideas. So this Ian
suage excludes conversation and is
limited to intersections or signs or
movements ex2re-, i2g JOY, grief. iear.
anger. all the passions Of the senses,
but never r7"r-.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-01-07

WANTED-FAITHFU PERSON TO
travel for well established house in a few
counties, calling on retail merchants and
agents. local territory. Salary $500 per
week with expenses additional, all payable in
cash each week. Money for expenses ad-
vanced. Position permanent Business sue
cessful and rushing. Standard House. $40
Dearborn St Chicago.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-01-07
Powerful Cannon.

With ss5 pounds of smokeless pow
der the new t0-caliber twelve-inch gun
Will send an S5O-pound armor-piercins
shell through nineteen and fve-tenths
inches of harveyized nickel steel ar
NOR at a distance of mile and hall
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-01-07

Musicians Not Wanted.
Vienna boasts of a bachelors club,
the members of which have sworn not
to marry any woman vas plays The
pkAAo.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-01-07
1t Keeps the Feet Warm and DR.,

All today for Aliens Foot Eas-, ID
Powder, IL cures Ehilhlain-, Sw"! =
Sweating. Sor-, Aching, Damp bet.
AT ali druggists and shoe stores, Poe
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-01-07

Race Track Beta.
During the racing season more than
81, 00o, 900 day is wagered on horses.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-01-07
THIS
REMEDY
Is sure To
GIVE
S a ii S ia CtiOn
Ely'sCream Balm

Gives Relief at Once
1t cleanses. sOOthes
and heals the dis
eased men brane. 1t
cures Cd1aTTan and
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1904-01-07
A Confirmed Pessimist.

Uncle John: We'll, Mary. my dear,
what a long time it is since l saw
you, And so you have little sister
now, l suppose she cries sometimes?"
Little Mary: Cries? l should think
she does! l never knew anyone who
seemed to lock on the dark side of
things as she does!"
A VeSt-Pocket Doctor.
Never in the way, no trouble to carry,
easy to take, pleasant and never fail
ing in results are DeWitt's Little
Early Risers. A vial of these little
pills in the vest-pocket is certain
guarantee against headache, bilious
ness, torpid liver and all of the ills re-
sulting from constipation. They tonic
and strengthen the liver. Sold by
Hanson and Emerson.
OAST TOT IA.
Bears the The Kind You Have Always Bought
a: :; &M1Zzzw
Gunnison news-champion., 1904-03-11
BUSINESS LOCALS.

Want ads and announcements under this head
3 cents a line.
Gunnison news-champion., 1904-03-11
Bsys MonssosT PAeSs

tnas T. Adams went a. Msutro-s
M5neiay and bosehi the G1ntro-e
Press. # Which he VIII take barge
April lsi The Trlbuse Is naW { g
sale a. hc exFrects D. make his faturo
humo a. Mlutra-c.
Mr. Adams has been IA n news
paper business In OiuuniSan Since he
bagm a. q small bsy O. dsIisor
paper Ga the ald News l,smgoraf
lle has grown up IN the business.
has bccu iieutihcd with the INDUS
trial and sseial life # the town and
county aud beou one # its ma,-f ener-
gctie citizens. he viii be- missed a.
a factor m lur progress. but we CON
Rratulata 9ur sister town au securing
Gunnison news-champion., 1904-03-11
La. N. Rogers.
,';.,. ,,.. ;.,.;,..e. :
City Council

At the regular meeting of the city
council Monday night. saloon appli-
cations and bonds OF Robert Hard-
and Jos. Nctr1z were received and
approved
Bill Of tire sheriff Of SlO.jD FIR
board of prisoners was allowed for
5000. $3.50 being deducted for
board of Vim. P0lmear.
j. T. >aUp was granted permi--
sion to remove part Of his buildings
and erect others iu their place.
The city attorney was instructed
10 prove up ON city ditch in water
district No -.
Action on the communication of
the Guunis1n Gas a Water company
relative 10 new charter was de
ferred ilr further consideration.
The Republican was awarded
election printing and Mrs. B. b.
Holmes. Mrs Dora Smith and Jesse
Corum were appointed election
Judges in precinct number one.
while H. ;. Martin. Miss Mamie
HarwOod and Mrs. Celia Mullin viii
serve IN number two.
Gunnison news-champion., 1904-03-11
". r. C NossA

The lolhosi party ~ the -.sa~1u
~usred Ls-, THURSDAY afsern9ou.
a. tWenty use CorI's ladies ven
= the hay rack roste O. the HeW
Oneh h1me # Mr. and Mrs. Jas.
Soung uarth II town
Aauv II tho ladies t8ak their tan
q wark aud q socId afternoon xas
- the younger mernbers 1t
d arler adding the zcsf needed %
- up the reputation Or good
90 A luncheon such a. Guuni-
- babes know 50 well h1w ta pre-
- was served and thoroughly en-
js ed by all after which the ride
hlcA % town httiuciy rounded out
~ aitern9on hong o. be- remembered
Gunnison news-champion., 1904-03-11
DDAa-DunhAu

tn FRIDAY afiorHsoa. March 3th 1T
honse Il the bride mptheT. accurred
She marriage II Miss Belle Danaaa
o Mr Geurge Dosn Rev j W
Rise 1ihclaied
Mr. Daan H. irlm Canada and has
heen employed a. 6rernan ou the ID.
a n 81 HIS bride Is a Gunu,son
girl who has a large number ef
friends here aHd all wish tine ypune
cpaHle happy married life Mr.
and Mrs b1an will live at leadvlile
J y. Pearson of Pitkin was down
the early part If the week.
Gunnison news-champion., 1904-03-11

REwARp For return Of small gold
clasp pin with initials G. H. 5.
Leave at this office.
Gunnison news-champion., 1904-03-11
More Interviews.

Herman Click Crested Butte
We are not in favor Of reserves up
our way Every body signed the
protest and it left Crested Butte with
about 2jO signatures We look at
it that if we have a large amount Of
vacant land and settlers come and
become taxpayers it will help out the
county that much.
Clyde Welch Tomichi If the
tariff on lumber were abolished it
would do more for our forest than
any other one thing. I'm the Great
Lake region ] have seen vast forests
devastated, while just across The
line on the Canadian frontier not a
tree was disturbed. In Canada they
have mounted police who act as
game wardrns, fire wardens. and
officers in general. There they send
a man ID, he pen for leaving a camp
fire burning Railroads are com
PEELED to clear POO feel ON each side
Of their lines and burn fire guards
every fall
j. A. ProlHtt Gunnison The
government is big enough and ought
90 protect the timber but can do il
as well without reserves as with
them
Geo. Iightlev Ohio Greek Nv
a. g.. .r.-.s. .TT - -...
tj MS. our present laws are plenty
good enough and we had better let
well enough alone ] think the gov
eument viii treat ms fair, but there
are too many between us and Wash
iugt0n a great MANY personal let
tiers ought to De written To Congress
man llogg, Senator Teller aud rest
uf the Colorado delegation. | shall
myself write % H. N. IIogg ina the
matter
j. j. Carpenter Ceb0Ila- We
have taken care af the timber SD long
and are mot tired Of doing so. We
dUuat want a reserve iu this county.
It is am injury Oh MS. We are viii
ing t5l1ok after and put out all forest
fires and do all iu our power to
catch the man that starts them and to
F. preserve the timber. Everybody at
Cebolla and in the vicinity has signed
a petition against IT, It hurts every
man. woman and child iu the county
To have a timber reserve.
GIeuwood Post.
Word comes from Washington
that both C1agrcssmea Brooks and
Hocr will fight Colorado forest re-
serves. There is no doubt but that
reserves where tie land reserved in
I cludes timbered water sheds may be
|0f great value in conserving the
water supply but it Is manifestly un
I Tu-t To allow great tracts of land in
cluded within these reserves which
/ cannot possibly aid in the c1nserva-
tion Of the water supply and which
are valuable for agricultural pur-
I poses. We imagine the fight Of our
congressman will be directed against
the abuse Of the present law and not
/ against the law itself.
Gunnison news-champion., 1904-03-11

Clarence Adams,
Furniture, Queensware, Undertaking
Gunnison news-champion., 1904-03-11

Life insurance men have been
mighty thick and hard to dodge this
last week or two Apparently they
all struck Gunnison at once.
Gunnison news-champion., 1904-03-11

On Thursday afternoon Of the
18th. Mrs. Robert Lewis viii enter
ain the Junior domestic science club
at a chafng dish party Each. mem
Der must tell q story.
Gunnison news-champion., 1904-03-11

Mr. Adams a. the head ~ oae ss IL
pra-perIfy ar1aus
Gunnison news-champion., 1904-03-11

W. b. Hopkins. from san Fran.
cisco, was in Gunnis0n Wednesday
Gunnison news-champion., 1904-03-11
CONTENTS OF INSIDE PAGES.

Events ~ Washiogto~.
Porto Rico trade. Panama canal 10
be rushed. Army appropriation
bill
War oeWs.
Japs still pushing advantage. Rus
sian Nladivostock squadron may
he cornered
items Of Interest from Everywhere.
Continued Story
The Girl at the Halfway House,
a story of the plains by +. IIough.
Chapters NV and XIV.
Colorado oriefs-
Brief Bits Of News from All Over
the State.
Fun, Wit and huuov.
Editorial.
The St. Louis Republic., 1904-01-10

much more pleasantly. They lived to-
gether in one place, and were usually on
good terms with one another. 1t would
happen frequently however, that two
OF them would disagree on some subject
when they would fall to and fight
rlciously, the Others looking on with
interest. Just before they killed each
other, they would be separated, and
after they had recovered sufficiently to
stand, they would shake hands, and be-
come friends again.
In the course of time another ship
was wrecked as the first had been, and
IN the same place; all therein persisted
except young man and young woman.
BY strange chance the young man was
thrown, half dead, on the women's
island. Instantly they forgot their diff
ferences, and fiocked around him. They
bore him to a sheltered place, and
finally nursed him back to life
When he realized the circumstances,
he took it all as a matter of course, and
pointed out several things which they
could do for him. In fact. he kept them
busy waiting on him until he was quite
recovered. He proved to be handsome
fellow. One day the women approached
him, and one who had been appointed
to speak for all, said: LAS you know, .
man, we are upon an island where we
can never hope for rescue. We have
decided that it is meet you