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FOR RENT-FURNIsHED ROOMS.

s. per month. 5l5 Rhode Island ave. nv.
FOR EENT-Weu furnished ana wen heated
rooms al 30 81. ne. uos-zt
FOR RENT-Tw0 communicating rooms s0r
FOR RENT Grant Place large front
T-1Ils southern exposure Hot-Warer heat.
porcelain tubs; running water Uos-1t
FOR RENTING rooms oH second door. fur
bath + 81 NV. nos-5r
FOR RENT-F Furnished room al IzlI sLh 81
NV heat gas bath s. per month III
FOR RENT-TWo very pleasant Furnished
LI2L4s. second moor reasonable 10 right
parties $50 Rhode Island ave il
go MARYLAND AVE. sW.-Large furnished
rooms Tor housekeeping heat: water In
rooms. u15-3J
FURNISHED ROOMS: light Housekeeping.
32J 18th 81. sW- nos-8t
FOR RENT-Two nicely furnished front
Eyltnss southern exposure. 81 b st. MS. IL
FOR REET-FuruIshed OF uufuruished rooms
with or without board. sz5 Zsd 81. NV
uo5-8t
FOR EENI-Bright. sunny. nicely furnished
rooms porcelain bath reasonable. Iys 1Jth
ST. NV 10
FOR REST-Furnished rooms private fam
n.y. large aicoFe large closets % story front,
and otileF rooms. 30 q s. nv nol--t
FOR RENT-Furutshed room Cor gentleman
- 20 3D. ---' +--'1-~ -----s' i7' a. 81 5--'g-
~. ~
FOR RENT-CompIets Tor Housekeeping 2
front rooms, light and heat and bath ref
eTeICe- 1870 q ST. NV Moist
FOR RENT--Furnlshed room also parIor
room. suitable for ONCE 1885 SIN ST. NV
FOR REST-Furnished room for tuo with
Yard, 2 b ST. Sc moist
FOR EENT-FuruisAsd room. s. and IS 7os
FOR RENT-Oue furnished and one unfur-
nished room $40 81 ne MOIST
FOR RENTING furnished rooms Tor light
housekeeping s. month. So 81 81. uw. moist
FOR RENT-second story front room. rea-
FOR RENT-NiceIy furnished rooms. second
door central so llth S. nv. MOIST
FOR EENT-l2JI @ 81. NV. parIors OF es-
tablishe1 ladies. tailoring and dressEuakinE.
Eo5-5u
FOR REST-Furulsued room. double bed.
heat gas 20 ID ST. NV u15-sL
FURNISHED ROOMS for rent. zIg sth st.
Ii" nlo-a1t
100. nth ST NW.-NsatIy furnished rooms
iu quiet home OK refined widow reasonable
rates. references exchanged LOd-8L
FOR RENT-Tuo blight furnished rooms.
light housekeeping. cheap. GIL East Capitol
ST. no5-st
FOR RENT-Large front room. nrsr floor
newly furnished sI2. gentlemen 2lI ST.
NV. u8E-gt
FOR EENT-2IT Is st. NV, one nicely fur
ulsHei room Tor housekeeping. heat gas
bath. no6-st
FOR RENI-LETgg front room furnished
second floor suitable for TWO gentlemen
rent reasonable ts4l4 ST. Hw. no8-st
FOR RENTED Sth ST. NV, furnished
rooms light housekeeping uo5-st
ErIF RENT conn. F..-r- F.H. -.-.-- ..-.rr
furnished. $40 Indiana ave. uo5-st
FOR EEST-ElCeIy furnished 'front.' room on
second floor reasonable. HOS sub ST. NV
uoz-sT
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LIBRARY PHARMACY. "a Sd. q Pa ave Sc
We c. EJtE- cor. sun ana AID ave. ne.
Wal C. E--NT1SzEl- cor 18th and L sLs- nv
J. FRENCH SIMPSON cor. gLG ST. Rhode
Island ave. and y 50. uW-
ItlAs- c. HORN ING Jlrls-laul Enarulalys
sE- cor 7-l ana II s-E-
81. Arm STRONG. cor. Tth ana ii SITS. ne.
1L1As- H. BLLAtLL n cap and X SIS ne
A. A. tEIECa. --rl and III sLs NV
QDIGl4EX $ PHARlIACE. -lsL and u sIs- NV.
OiDONNEL4I4 DRUG CO. cor SLh g. q sts. Sc.
~ H. CLARKE. l-l9 sea So NV
DODGE O. co. cor. 18th and J. NV.
Al IT, BUTTS cor 4Ll ST. and ALass- ave. nv.
j. II. TAELOE, cor stE and j SITS. NV
III s.. FEALI. nw. cor. nth 81. g. Pa ave. Sc
ID CoBLiEIZ- cor Fla ave a. n Cap. St
EUGENE r.. NICHOLS 1901 Pa. ave. NV.
GAAS. i. CAMPBELL. cor I'd and j. SIS. ne
". HUGO ELSENBEIsSs cor 9TH g. b SITS. sW.
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We ARE SHOWING a select stock q Up
right Pianos, and prospective purchasers
viii ind exceptionally me line 20 select
HUGO WDRCH, sZ3 F.
The artistic S1hMer PIau1s-Ihe reliable
WUrCl Pianos
Pianos Tor rent Pianos moved
UCl-5u-Ca
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HELP wANTED-MALE & FEMALE

EEaErED-Eve guarantee Ia offer every per-
SOFA a. position who joins American Home
seekers. Association. as lULH ST. EW.r base
rrelL BOWIE LueJ uos-a5t
WANTED - LntalIlEeut solicitor. pleasant
WORK and good pay s5s 5th ST. NV. Cali
after = nO7-gt
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HIGH PRICES PAID c1r CASTOR clothing
and shoes, crop postal and HlI call 81
GEbsIZ. IDS 7tl S. NV. oczI-IGL
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SPECIAL slightly used upright piano bar
gains Fischer, s--55 Helle1allp. fl15- 500
510lluEaT llsgl Few m1uLEEl $50 $50
Csc FUSED tED months. $685. 500 stldaTt.
F--4f one good secondhand upright sl5s eti-r
square si55 other squares az So. All On easy
monthly payments " desired several leE
epEiEn-s az $40 CASH new pianos. ESQ up-
am d. j. DeAJL-L- t. 20. I-1l o. st. uF.
sole re9reseutartTa5 for the Nus=. SnouluEer.
81 EN- ----- ---.- --.- --------.- -----LL
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FOR RENr-oFFIcEs.

FOR REST-Omce rooms ia the Evans
Building. l4l0 70 l14 New York ave nv.
most centrally located rental very low. APP
ply 10 JOHN q. EVANS. 1921 New York
avs. se2l-u
BLISS BUILDING. o. B 81. uw.-Very de-
slTaDIe offices. facing Capitol with heat,
light, and 1aaigJr service from s. per month
up can or write A. %. BLISS. Telephone
East Csc. seI-tr
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wANTED-RooMs AND BOARD.

NEW Y0HX Ave. coz i5rH ST.

IS ASTED-Board and lodging. heat and
light Northeast reasonable near Stanton
Park. for old lady. not over 50 OF 81 per
month. ia Sth ST. II
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HELP WANTED-MALE.

HELP WANIED-MALE.
MANIED-Alan 10 drum hay and feed can
80 D. 81 A@- n1e-aL
yyAETED-FIastarsrs 10 WORK az Rfver5aIe
,--i al ---s N 81 NV. after pm 10
WANTED Every rr-,zf~r=- in r7,-r fo ZEN
his patients RI the virtues OF Ghielets. lt
w. ,-r--rl as..+ -..--.r ..--.-- e-..f7f-.
.t-s-ttns al- F-HltlallHs union men. also
,---'--- merger ~ O. MI I'LL a-.i d
--l5-se
SITUATIONS WANTED - FEMALE
WAETED-Place a. chamBermaid 1r nurse.
4-5 st. NV 4
,,- .-.----.
ing tg take home or out Cau OF address
MARY DJL-dANs SO Sheridan ave, Hills
------ - - j.
VA s----rs Er-. 81 ...-..-- 7.7-. -rE. d. fF-r
rl5-ri-r,- -rr---a7-f IN zl-z-I1ss-fr.r ana f=-s
.-1 80 +S-l, I -f Ie il-= -l'- .rI1Frs
business house. best OF references. Address
80 --.1 tll-5 1---s. ~
vr- ,--r-.--. ,4-.. ..- ~ - 49, 80 -
B, - 100 ~ aA---s 20 90 a nome 1'' -se"
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Repairs at Reasonable Prices.
y. D. Collins Builder. 7ls 18th So. Palu
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WNNIID-A EITI y COOK and 90 general
l1us-7TsTl- small family iu nat white girl
preferred cali Wednesday evening after
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FOR REET-TYPEwRITERs

REMINGTON TTFEWRITEE 11r home gEc-
uo3-1L
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EANTEu-SEirE hand and apprentice must
re Williu- and earnest workers Llls j ST.
uH.. second floor. front noN-.t
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FOR OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES ROOMS.

FOR RENT - Large. bright. uufurnished
front rooms. cheap IaI5 6th 81 NV nos sr
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SITUATIONS wANrED-MALE.

WAETED-By y0uug man go, experienced
genera. hotel work. strong willing situa-
ti9u, any kind work. VIII board. Address
BOX $3.50. this Office IL
WAETED-Bg a reliable young c0loTed man,
work. capable OF doing most any kind ref
ereuees. address 1910 ia ST. Jaw. u
NAETED-Hy young oolored man. work Of
any kind. good reference Can OF address
-! BrisH,wa1d ave. ANDREW ADAMS. IL
EA<TED-8y g-larei man. place as cook.
IuEcLruau or cafe. Address H. lll5 18th S.
NV IL
WAETED-plaee as porter. driver, OF use
f-L mani good reference Address BOX ass
this office ll
vAETED-8y experienced chauffeur uusl-
JiJu 20 run automobile understand ali makes
Apply zJlI is ST. NV IL
WANTED-By Danish aarist % years e1-
peTieuce. position ia local greenhouse. Ad-
dress Z-6 % ST. NV IL
WAETED-ElEineeT employed. wants 10
change. Address bJa -sz. this Once
ul4-lL
FAETED-Hg "a c1llred boy. IT, place as
errald boy. help I'm store or office - De-
catur ST. NV.
ygANTED-lIau willing and anxious 10 work
seeks employment Address BOX 40. this
once. MOIST
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If you have not
the time to send
or bring your Ad
to The Times or
any of the FOL
lowing branch
offices just call
up Main 3O95
and our Want
AID Messenger
will call for your
Ads. No extra
cnargs for the
service.
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al Phna- Oyster House. 1916 Itl ST. uw.
sl0l reward FOR every oyster found Iu This
house not sl-cEed ou my own premises
Wholesale Depot ees a. S. lw
81 WORTH SANDS.
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Sman Bught Cal Hams, 8 - Cts. Il
FuEniturs So Wedresdav. ID Il IL

Best New York potatoes 65c busheI
JCuust0u.s- 1al 1Lh Street northwest
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Best Family Flour, $3.50 BbL
JohHsrou's. 1gI -rH Street northwest
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Beautiful 1905 Adv. Calendars on Dis
play l1s Pa ave. low price, drop postal
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FOR RENT-sTOREs.

FOR HEST-Oue large store. l414 Park ST..
near l4Ihs large sho" windows hoJ-vater
neat
TWO fine stores with large Easements: 4s
ii 81. ne. near Government Printing once.
a. o. BLISS. Bliss Building. 50 h 81. Rw,
ocIs-I
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ANACOSTIA.

BURY's PHARMACY. cor. Monroe and JEFF
Eers0u SITS
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Open Until O'Clock Tonight.
Philadelphia Oyster House. 5la nth SIT
uW.
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PRINTING

Always Eusy-Thara's q Reason 90
H B. DARLING. PRINTER. SIS j. ST. NV
Phone Main lz18-N- Best for Price, Prompt
ness. ana Satisfaction. sal4-W
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Personal

Personal.
THE WOREI--G-I.E Who 1eads our aE7z--
suits ana uEe--a-Is slightly l=a1. sold al
one pf-es enc l-1t means cheap, az JgsIf IS
PROF PRINCE. 81 8. ST. s
De zte-l -a--l--r =..l-- scientist. restore
an and applies --a l-r.a-g- .raaa- at III
1I1lE- FJ-lP-sl--. rle celebrated Ll.z-aaH
e.-iT.9 ga1y #5 Lte y -- a"- Satisfaction
------
AEIE CATHERINE Fl.ala- ana card
Reader. $40 D. y. ayes zoo g. -l- with mis- zl
4 PARCHED -oUUa j. a nasty talaE -
have. q .E.r-#- U.- relieve
Medium Cer1 Haaaer and Falu.st German
spoken - E. 3. aW- agl-g-
NEWEST sly.ss. 80 meme clothing. furnish
--s1 ana -----1- l-.--.------r Prices t'llE-.-zea
~ charging purchase. D. o. So. EIsElI.s1r
2l5 llh 81 HH- oesl--r
BlllE- DAVIS. C.al-.1g-al ANA Cara Reader.
j WAS SERIOUSLY AFFECTED Win nay
Eee1. e-ael ..- l--era t-.- ae q WAS
PROF. PRINCE. a.a ~ ST. $751;.
tr9able. and e-aH-sa il as aaala.a-4 ana
Ig worries ceased and ar wei AKA .s.
Don't bee deceived aE -az aarar.ls-F fakes
~ a FRIEND.
NATIONAL DETE-TIEE AGENCY. sussa
-s.-.# ----..--. ---
= --l as--al.5
BRAD ~ super .alea-alt- ge-s-s.l
Ft-L-L DRESS and Tuxedo SUITS no Lire lI
JULIUS eoltE-,. ll5t ..a o. NV oe-.-slr
PRIVATE PARTY WILL LOAN YOU Non
&c. "il e--- address BOX --5 t-.a 81
Gee au-a-tf
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FOUND
BIRDS, DOGS, ETC.

FOR SALE-Eouus parrots Cauaries. ra3-
bits sIiuez piss, DOGS. cats ana pets on All
kinds. Birds boarded Tor the summer
sCHNLD's BIRD STORE. gl2 L2LE 81 lE-s
and aI III ST. ne lezJ-tT
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yvANTED-Tn quiet suburban home. reliable
e.g-- 1-4r4 uoS-2r
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SITUATIONS WANTED-MALE AND
FEMALE.

WANTED-By lTst-elass walter chamber
maid. short order cook. experienced dish
washer. wagon driver and an other kinds Of
help furnished. CEI lQz a. 81. NV. oT phone
Main s-l5- uos-8r
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ETNNTEU-8 white girl as waitress. must
b- willing t- assist with Aolse''-iN- -l D.
The state herald., 1904-09-30

BUT Cleveland vetoed more than nil
other Presidents combined.
They denounced Speaker Reeds rules
and branded him as exar. ~.
rant etc.
But they later adopted the very
same rules.
BuT later charged him with mll,ar
ism.impcrialiam because he did,
They fought the last two campaigns on
the issue that the gold basis was
vicious and would paupcrizc the
people.
They denounced Mckinley because he
hcsitatcd TO no 10 war with Spain,
but now they think lust the reverse
and are fighting the campaign on
the issue that the gold basis In
good thing
They now rejoice that tho Panama
canal Ia 10 be built.
BUT they bitterly denounced HooHe,
welt for making iiB construction
possible
They are delighted that the great coal
strike WAS settled by arbitration,
nut they condemn and fldleule preHls
dent Roosevelt for bringing II about
They denouneu expansion.
BUT praise and applaud Jefferson and
Jackson. our greatest expansionistH.
They are ostenslbly opposed to Illegal
tfuAta,
The state herald., 1904-09-30
SOME DEMOCRATIC "BuTs."
By Arir,i.

Democratic stAtcsmcn now think the
homestead law n good thing.
BUT Democratic President tBuch'
nnAn) vetoed H..
They now think tho American Union n
very good thing.
BUT In 1861 they tried to de.
htfoy Il,
They now admire Abraham Lincoln
very much,
NIT while he lived they royllcd
him,
They have a passionate regard for tho
national constitution.
DuT they openly defy II by arnullinH
the suffrage amendment In the
Aouth,
They nov think tho resumption Of spe'
clio payments was n good ,hinr.
but when II was an issue theg siren,
uously opposed H..
They declared the protective ,ariH q
robbery,
BUT when In power. recognized the
protective principle In thel' Wilson
,AfiT law
They Hay that pensions for Union -.
dlers are n good thing,
The state herald., 1904-09-30
MoYeRIsM IN BRITISH COLUMBIA.

A very interesting review published during the
week Denver OF the finding or the Canadian
commission which appointed to investigate the meth
DDS OF the Western Federation OF Miners In British Co
lumbia
The absurdIty Of such organization this posing
representative OF organized labor ia emphasized in
following paragraph the report OF the Canadian
commission referring the Western Federation OF Miners
aud the other Socialist labor unions;
with regard TO these organizations. think they
ought be specially declared Illegal their leaders
shown that they nothing about the obligations
OF contracts about the interests of their employers
against whom they fomcntng discomfort: that
they ignore tho constitution and rules OF their
ranzatons whenever II suits them to do that they st
all times preach the doctrine Of confscaon of property
without compensation. and that society Is divided into
two classes the toers and the spoilers: that they Justify
the Of the boycott and the sympathetic strike, that
they do not disapproyc OF violence and ntimdaon that
they wholly indifferent to the loss and damage which
they inact on the public and that they reekessy allow
suffering pryation to befa the families OF those mis-
guided followers with regard to whom they constantly
guilty OF deception and conccamont"
The state herald., 1904-09-30
AN ACT

AN ACT
TO SUBMIT TO THE QUALIFIED
ELECTORS OF THE STATE OF
COLORADO AN AMENDMENT TO
SECTION OF ARTICLE X OF
THE CONSTITUTION OF THE
STATE OF COLORADO.
he II Enacted by the General Assembly
of the State of Colorado,
to the qualified electors of the state of
Colorado, at the next general election
for members of the General Assembly.
for their approval or rejection, the fol-
lowing amendment to the Constitution
of the State of Colorado. which, when
ratified by a, majority of those voting
Constitution, namely: Section 3 of Ar
tlcle X of the Constitution OF the State
OF Colorado shall be amended so as to
Sec, 3 All taxes shall be uniform
upon the same class of subjects within
the territorial limits of the authority
and collected under general laws
which shall prescribe such regulations
as shall secure Just valuation for
sonai P2ovded G IA Fhat fa tSe d@a psa
property of every person being the
head of a family to the value of 5000
canals and fumes owned and used by
individuals or corporations. for irri-
eating land owned by such individual
or corporations, or the individuals
members thereof, shall no. he separate.
ly taxed so long as they snail be owned
and exclusively for such purposes.
Sec 2. Each elector voting at said
election and desirous of voting for or
against said amendment shall deposit
in the ballot box his ticket. on which
shall be printed the words, For the
amendment concerning exemption of
5000 of personal property from taxa
ton" and Against the amendment
concerning exemption of 5000 of per-
sonal property from taxation, and
shall Indicate his or her choice by
placing n cross opposite one or the 9TH
cr of said groups Of words.
Sec. 3. The votes cast for the adop-
tion or rejection of said amendment
shall be canvassed and the result de-
termined by the laws of the state for
the canvass of votes for representa-
tives in Congress.
Approved. April 3. 1903.
In testimony whereof. l have here
unto set my hand and affixed the great
seal of the State of Colorado, at the
City of Denver. this 2lst day of Sep
tember. A. D. 1904.
JAMES COWIE.
(Seal) Secretary of State.
The state herald., 1904-09-30

Philip Hichborn, Rear Admiral United
States Navy, writes from Washington,
d. c., as follows:
"Afer the use Of Peruns for short
period, can now cheerfuIly recon-.
mend your valuable remedy to any one
who 10 In need of an inNigorafing
ionic. ''-Phiiip Hichb0rn.
No remedy ever yet devised has re-
ceived such unstinted eulogy from so
many renowned statesmen and military
men as Peruna.
Our army and navy are the natural
protection of our country. Peruna is
the natural protection Of the army and
navy in the vicissitudes Of climate and
exposure.
II you do not derive prompt and satis-
factory results from the use of Peruna,
write at once to DR.. Hartman, giving
full statement of your case and he will
be pleased to give you his valuable ad-
vice gratis.
Address DIR. Hartman, President Of
The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus,
Ohio.
The state herald., 1904-09-30

But attack the only President who
has ever succeeded In restraining
them.
They pretend 10 favor the aims OF or.
ganixcd labor.
BUT they condemn the best friend un-
lon men ever had In the white
House.
They pretend TO view with adherence
Socialist doctrines,
BUT they weave them In their plat.
form 10 secure Socialist votes
They think they are opposed TO strike
lnwieHHneRs,
but they ooddie and comfort the law
less element. snuggle M TO Il for
yoteH and excuse and condone
ita crimeH.
They denounce lawlcsanonp.
but put two Representatives Of the ".
y. OF NJ on their ticket.
They whisper their belief In the Law
and It's enforcement.
But they damn at the top OF their
voices the man who cnforces H.
They are now out on another campaign
10 iiim.1am the voters,
DtT-Wli.L THEY 7
The state herald., 1904-09-30
PAYING THE PRICE.

The way TO get the good things of
fife and the world is to pay for them.
The way to get something is to pay
its price.
The price for perfection is practice.
The price for expertness In business
is often drudgery.
The price for popularity is often
painstaking handling of people.
The price for a delightful home is
often attention TO details whose de-
lights at first seem veiled.
The price for personal charm is
often utter oblivion of self.
The price for all things is sacrifice.
This Is so from the east to the west.
from the north to the south, as far as
the needle of the compass will carry
you.
Suppose you could be anything you
chose. You choose TO be a butterfly.
Then you cannot be flower. You
choose to be mountain: then you
cannot be valley.
You must sacrifice the possibility
of being flower or n valley In order
to become butterfly or mountain.
Suppose you want TO be possessed
OF picture: then you must sacrifice
the possession OF your money.
Suppose you want TO be famous. /.
you must sacrifice your time and tai.
ents.
The recluso sacrifices the pleasures
OF society to purchase his purity.
The commerclalist sacrifices his
time and strength to purchase his
gold.
The state herald., 1904-09-30
Constitutional Amendment,

Notice is hereby given that at thu
General Election TO be- held on the
eighth day ~ November. Ai -. 1901.
there will be submitted 10 the auaiinsd
electors ~ the state Of Colorado the
question Of amending the Constitution
ot said state
Th. authority for submitting such
question IL found IN Senate uiii SO SEQ
which IL, In words and nEufss, foiioW
Ing via
~ u No go. b, Henstof Mcauite)
The state herald., 1904-09-30
DiNkElSPiELgRs.

Der kicker nefer gets spraIned
ankle.
Some mems work awful hart to keep
a easy chob
oyerwork is fashionable disease
nit lazy peoples.
Two heads vas better den yun. eEg.
secpt ven your wife needs new hat.
Fiery time yon do some peoples n
favor dcy set such a at,ackt OF bad
memory.
Some mems nefcr know dey hAs a
conscience till der doctor says dare
vas no hope.
A possimistleal is a man dot always
% aspects TO get 4, In der neck und den
ytlla Ven he gets II.
A woman may not be able to throw
ball but know some dot can throw
der hammer all right. sure.
shookespearc says Sweet vas dc,
usagcs OF adversely" but viii be, he
ygat sold annudcr play before he
thought OF it-George v Hobar, IL
Chicago American.
The state herald., 1904-09-30

A woman who bought "ches,nu,
brown" hair dye-whieh turned her
hair brick smashed tho counters
hnd show eAaoa OF the drug store. Al
amy rate, with such temper, she
cant complain of the quality OF the
rcd dye she got.
The state herald., 1904-09-30

A pi,,sburg man. mih,akinr a police
sergeant for a hltehing post the other
evening. tied his horse TO him. lie
must have been foolish man. Hitch.
Ing posts don't lean against buildings
for tho purpose OF catching up on
sleep.
The state herald., 1904-09-30

A new member just initiated" In
the New York stock exchange had his
Goa, ripped up the back. his collar and
neektio torn on and his hat pushed
over his eyes and then knocked on
and trHmpled on. IL that sort OF thing
really funny
The state herald., 1904-09-30

alr William Ramsey. tho eminent
scientist, says that the old idea Of the
Alehemists that bssef metals could be
turned into gold IL not pfepostef
oss one. hut Il Ia prepoaterous to
suppose that very many Of ua have
motpy 10 burn In such experiments.
The state herald., 1904-09-30

A Los Angeles woman who ia bulld.
ing n house insists that the workmen
plane on tho boards they USE. She
rays her sense OF modcs,y will no, al.
low the use OF undrcsscd lumber In
erecting the structure.
The state herald., 1904-09-30

This cluster Of choice .piEran =
rom tho greatest minds has been
.eleo'sa from Woman and tho wits. ("
an excellent collection Of sayings on
woman, love and beauty. edltsa b,
!. =. MohAshooi,
The state herald., 1904-09-30

Panama has invested $4,000 OF
her slo,OOo,OOO In New York real es.
tate. Now what will she do II New
York gets recalcltrant some day and
refuses to pay the rent?
The state herald., 1904-09-30

Nicaragua and Honduras are threat.
ening TO go to war. but may think bet
ter OF 1t and agree upon a postpone
ment until they can get somebody to
look.
The state herald., 1904-09-30

One of the Chicago papers prints
two column article on Learning the
Art of Conversation" but what people
really ought 10 learn is the art of keep.
Ing Still.
The state herald., 1904-09-30

We are told in tho beauty columns
that a young lady can ms easily nc.
quirc the graceful round as the un.
graceful fat waist. II is also probably
much more agreeable In the aequIr.
ing.
The state herald., 1904-09-30
STATE POLITICS

alton Of Miners and also have referred to the price
paid by Mr.. James F. Burns the western federation
dae the electoral ticket his initiation fee into
the ranks of the party Of the untered which he Joined
the day before he nominated.
Whatever the final analysis of this soulinspiring al
erative outburst be. there question but that
will laundering down the corridors time like tin
can a dogs tail.
The state herald., 1904-09-30

Queer coincidence, Gustayc Fran.
cote, special envoy of King Leopold,
who has been sent over here on a
peace mission" arrived here on the
day OF the Munroe,Jefirles Fight.
The state herald., 1904-09-30

THE great czar is. after all. only
a forked radish. with head fantas.
tically carved" says the New York
American. St Petersburg papers
will not copy.
The state herald., 1904-09-30

Tho fashion journals declare that
nutnmn cloaks will reveal the figure.
And when tho figure Is revealed the
man that has 10 pay for It will fre.
quently do good deal OF Frumbllng.
The state herald., 1904-09-30

It is said that diet of apples is
sure cure for alcoholism. Then
think OF the heroic attempt your little
boy Is making 10 refrain from being
drunkard when he nlls up on the half
ripe fruit.