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Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1904-04-11
Roll Call in Korea.


Slowly died the last red sunbeam, slow
ly came the hush Of night
Where the -illumined stronghold
of the bearded Muscovite
Broke the landscapes rolling contour
in a fair Korean vale;
Many a warrors heart was heavy.
many warriors cheek was pale
For the bloody fight was Ger,
Silenced was the lannon's roar.
All was quiet as a form without a
soul:
And, before the call OF taps,
Several uncommissioned chaps
Volunteered half-heartedly to call
the roll.
Major Hitthedopesky. present;
Major Fourffushoffsky here:
Brave old Spikethegunsky, absent:
Bugler Blowsky standing near.
Punkeroff is here, and Sniffsky.
Up spake Quartermaster Biffsky:
Cant lose me boys, never fear!"
Present, too, were Bobtailstraightsky.
Acesupsky. Blufferof,
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES, IlHSHOuSShys
Vladimir Onelungeroff:
Butterinsky, Maltescatsky,
Lageroff and Antifatsky,
Ivan Caseyathebaskv.
And the selfish Feetintroff.
Not to mention many more with appel
lations much the same,
Who retorted Here" and Present"
when the time to answer came.
Slowly spread the crimson sunrise.
and the brides in the tree
Sang song that sounded bully 10 the
Muscovite main squeeze.
by my beardskyi" muttered he.
"'Twas glorious victoree!
Valiant Spikethegunsky had to go
poor soul:
But the only other chan
Was the uncommissioned yap &
Who succumbed to lockjaw when hcs
called the roll"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1904-04-11
Chronic Bronchitis Cured.

For ten years I had chronic bron-
chitis so badly that at times l could
rot speak above a whisper" writes Mr..
Joseph Coffman, of Montmorenci. Ind.
II tried ali remedies available, but with
no success. Fortunately my employer
suggested that try Foley's Honey and
Tar. Its effect was almost miraculous.
and am now cured of the disease. On
my recommendation many people have
used Foley's Honey and Tar. and al
ways with satisfaction" B. A. Nor
gan
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1904-04-11

On every bottle of Liquozone we
publish an offer of $1,000 for disease
germ that it cannot kill. We do that
to convince you that Liquozone does
as we claim.
Please note what that means. Any
drug that kills germs is poison, and
it cannot be taken internally. Medi-
cine is, therefore, almost helpless in
any germ disease. Liquozone alone
can kill germs in the body without
killing the tissues, too.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1904-04-11
SOC. Bottle Free.

If you need Liquozonc, and have
never tried it, please send US this
coupon. We will then mail you an or
der on your local druggist for full-
size bottle, and we will pay your drug
gist ourselves for it. This is our free
gift, made to convince you; to show
you what Liquozone is, and what it
can do. In justice to yourself, please
accept it to-day, for it places you UNI
der no obligation whatever.
Liquozone costs soc. and ST.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1904-04-11
Ded;cat Of Illinois Monument Shiloh
Battlefield, Tenn. April Il and Is,

For this occasion the Great Western
railway will on. April >, 10 and II sell
round trop tickets to Cairo, III. or "a
ducah, Ky. at the rate OF one fare, good
returning until April II. For further
information apply to ]. A. Ellis. ticket
agent. Marshalltown, Iowa.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1904-04-11
M.kes : Clean Sweep.

There's nothing like doing q thing
thoroughly. OF all the salves you ever
heard Of. Bucklen's Arnica Salve Is the
hest. 1t sweeps away and cures burns,
sores. bruises cuts, bolts. ulcers, skin;
eruptions and plies It's only Is cents
and guaranteed to give satisfaction by
the Mcdonald & Mahood Company,
druggists.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1904-04-11

Rheumatism, Indigestion, constipa-
tion. headache and stomach trouble
positively prevented and cured By
HolMster's Rocky Mountain Tea. Keeps
YOU well all summer. IS cents. Me-
Bride e. Will Drug Co.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1904-04-11
Germ Diseases.

These are the known germ diseases.
All that medicine can do for these
troubles is to help Nature overcome
the germs, and such results are indi-
rect and uncertain. Liquozone kills
the germs, wherever they are, and the
results are inevitable. By destroying
the cause of the trouble, it invariably
ends the disease, and forever.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1904-04-11
Thev Work While You Sleep.

While your mind and body rest, Gas.
carets Candy Cathartic repair your di-
sestion, your liver, your bowels. put
them in perfect order. Genuine tablets
stamped C. C. C. Never sold in bulk.
All druggists. 10c.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1904-04-11
$50 70 California and Return

Via Chicago Great Western Railway.
Tickets on sale April 23rd, to May LIST,
inclusive. Good to return until June
3oth. For further information apply to
any Great Western agent or J. p. Ell
mer, G. p. A.. Chicago, Ill.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1904-04-11
OW A NEW s..
} PAPERS = = =

AVOID MUNICIPAL SCRAPS.

Baskerville indicator Republican,
Municipal scraps are bad things.
They do municipality no good what
ever, and whole lot of harm. BUSH
ness men should join hands and pre-
vent them. They can do it. and should
do it. 1t is sad to relate, but never
theless true, that in every community
there are always to be found a number
of fellows who are continually stirring
up strife meddling with affairs that
DO not concern them, and keeping the
town in a foment. Baskerville has her
full share of them. They take up
some little insignificant thing ana
magnify it into something terrible.
They concoct stories out of whole
cloth for political reasons and do not
hesitate to spread them broadcast. 1t
is well to remember that the loudest
takers are not the fellows who have
the most at stake, financially and 9th
erwise. Don't believe everything you
hear, and don't tell anything as fact
that is backed only by circumstantial
evidence. The fellow who has the
most to stay, nine times out of ten,
does not have the best interests of his
community at heart, and is only at
tempting to advance his own personal
interests. 1t Is time to put down all
scraps and get together and pull to-
gether for the best interests of the
whole town.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1904-04-11
We Paid 100000

For the American rights to Liquo-
zone-the highest price ever paid for
similar rights on any scientific discoy-
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1904-04-11
A Chattanooga Drussist's Sta

A Chattanooga Drusoists Statement
Robert ]. Miller, proprietor OF the
Read House Drug Store OF Chattanoo-
ga, Tenn, writes: There IS more
merit in Foley's Honey and Tar than
in any other cough syrup. The calls
for it multiply wonderfully and we sell
more of it than all other cough syrups
combined" B. A. Morgan.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1904-04-11

Foley's Kidney Cure il taken in time
affords security from all kidney and
bladder diseases. B. A. Morgan.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1904-04-11

Wherever voting machines We're used
in the recent elections they proved
their value. The result in one Chi
cago precinct was announced three and
one fourth minutes after the polls
,1a
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1904-04-11
IOWA OPINIONS AND NOTES.

The Frolics philosopher In the Coun-
ell Bluffs Nonparel notices that "a man
will lose faith in humanity after one
hard bump. but he Will continue to play
the slot machine for years in the hopes
OF getting a straight flush"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1904-04-11

level headed American patriots from
the ranks and promulgate a platform
handling every important phase of gov
ernmental policy in statesmaniike
manner. Let the party repudiate the
anti Stigma and stand for things.
Take the best things from the demo-
cratic platforms of the past. Take
from the republican platform its best
measures-ior some of them are very
good. Several of them were originally
stolen from the democrats. Combine
the whole into a strong platform. Put
on it a good. clean acknowledgements
ed by political history or deyouring per-
soma, ambition and then fight for the
platform and the man. He would not
and should not be elected this fall but
the democracy would again be a party.
General Miles would do for the man.
He is prominent and able and clean
and would leave the party in good
snaps for a winning fight after the re-
publicans have reaped the reward of
tbair aveesSaS
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1904-04-11

The Brooklyn Chronicle learns from
the Des Moin=s Capital that Will the
tariff declaration OF the republican
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1904-04-11
WHEN A JUDGE BREACHES.

washington Ia, Press.l
The judges sentence on Fred Long
for Bookkeeping was fine of $1,000, to
stand committed in Jail till it is paid
or worked" out unless the governor
sees fit to parole him. As it was
first offense he intimated that he
might recommend such action to the
governor, and then it would be up to
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1904-04-11

All diseases that begin with fever-all inAa1uap
tion.all catarrh-all contssious diseases-AM ~
In nervous debility LiQuozone acts % . vitAli1o&
accomplishing what NO drugs can do
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1904-04-11
Dedication Of illinois Monument Shis
lob Battlefield, Tenn, May II and
IS, 1904.

For this occasion the Chicago Great
western Railway will on May IA. u
and 10th. sell round trip tickets to
Cairo, Ill.,, or Paducah, KY, at this
rate OF one fare, good returning until
Nav 23rd. For further information ap-
ply to any Great Western agent nr
]. p. Elmer. G. P. A.. Chicago. III.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1904-04-11

Dyspepsia
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
Ecvers- Gall Stones
Goitre-Gout
Gonorrhea-Gleet
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1904-04-11

Roland B. Snortum, of this place,
who took the apple and egg cure for
the liquor habit has gone to drinking
again. The treatment consists in eat
ing an apple and sucking an egg every
time you feel like taking a drink. AT
recent prices of these articles, Roland
to go broke or take to drink again.
Chelsea Independent.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1904-04-11

why don't you try to drive that
mule without profanity?" 1T wouldn't
do any good answered the canal
boatman. 1T amt fair to the mule to
ask it to start in at it's time o. life to
learn a whole lot o polite synonymes."
Washington Star.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1904-04-11
A NEW LAW OF NATURE.


Washington. Iowa, Press.1
Revealed by art A gardener has
CRATER tomatoes on potatoes. A four
ounce potato was planted in specially
prepared ground. When the sproutf
were four inches above ground, a single
tomato plant was ingrafted into th,
most thrifty potato sprout. The CO.
ed result was pounds ounces of
(13) potatoes, and 10 pounds of love
apples.
Why can't we graft a saint on sin
ner? An artist on clodhopper?
The pomologists have realized a seed
less banana and the seadless orange.
And they will strive to secure a seed
less grape, seedless raspberry and
blackberry a seedless cherry and plum
Seeds In grapes and berries and cher
ries, particularly, are nuisances. One
fears to swallow them, (whether there g
danger or noD, lest they sneak into that
submerged intestinal hippocket, the
appendix, vermiform. Seeds are alb
solutely indigestible. In grape time
and rasp and blackberry time we swal-
low about peck of seeds a day, ard
can no more digest and assimilate them
than so many whetstones or flint darts.
Art has bred the horns off from GER
tain strains of cattle.
If scientific and artistic reformers
should carry this seedless program
up into the animal economy, the case
OF morals and physical well being
would be promoted.
THE DEMOCRATIC DOPE BOOK.
Alton Democrat.
Now as to Parker. who looms most
threateningiy against the Hearst cloud
of hired witnesses. He is an able man,
but there lis a we'll gdounded fear that
he is backed by an element which cares
even less for the party's future than
does Hearst. 1t is firmly believed by
many prominent democrats that great
deal Of ostensible popularity would set
toward Parker If nominated and that
he would be elected. Many of the big
monied republicans are perpetually ner-
vous as to what Roosevelt will do next,
and would support Parker in the hope
of ruling him afterward. Roosevelt is
bull headed and erratic and unstable as
water. But If Parker should be elect
ed the money barons and spectators
who are merely holding off financial
crash would unload and the democrats
would be buried under the stigma of
another disaster. The thing for demo-
cracy to do is to take the control out
of the hands of the Parller-Hill politi-
clans and the Hearst Bryan Pettigrew
place seekers and get together a few
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1904-04-11

AS a general rule the man who is
in the hands of his friends for an office
had a lively time of 1t keeping out of
the other fellows hands," observes the
Gate City.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1904-04-11

The Charles City Hara1 predicts
that those stand pat dalies that were
afraid to cheep when the idea seemed
to be on top will soon be the most noisy
in the band wagon. These trimmers
are disgusting
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1904-04-11

The Dubuque Times believes II pres
idential elections were held once in six
years and the president We're ineligible
to recollection every session would be a
business session"
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-05-27
FALLING OFF IN TRAFFIC.
The Reason Why the Boston & Maine Has
Discharged so Many Men.

Boston. May 27.-.The Boston and Maine
railroad has been laying off men wher-
ever possible by reason of the falling off In
traffic. but as il has been obliged TO in
crease its roadway forces. The net reduc-
tion in its working forces will not amount
to over 200 men. consisting mainly OF
freight handlers and train men.
Vice President Barr said today; There
has been quite a falling off I'm traffic on
the Boston and Maine. but not TO an ex-
tert which we considered serious. The
movement OF western freight both ways is
especially light. although the reduction in
traffic has been general i'm both through
and local freight. We have laid of men
wherever possible but at the most the re-
duction in our working forces amounts TO
only few hundred men. which is not
much considering our system covers 226O
miles"
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-05-27
PAWTUxET

The big pipe organ which has done
service so long at the Baptist church
has been sold to the church at Allen
ton. r. l.. and has already been for
warded by way OF the overland express
via East Greenwich. The money thus
secured will make a considerable addi-
ton TO the fund for the new organ.
With the windows OF the engine house
open last night the rehearsal OF the Fire
King band was considerably In the ma
ture OF band concert, and a number OF
people in the vicinity sat along the bank
wall at Trinity chapel and enjoyed the
music.
The local committee on the Jubilee pa
rade will meet IN day or two and com
plete the arrangements for the process
sion In this section IN which IL Is hoped
TO get all the men and boys 10 partic,-
pate as well az n large number OF the
school children.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-05-27
CENTRAL FALLS.

Archibald g. Adams. local newspa-
perman and we'll known by prominent
men all over the state. was presented by
representative men OF this city with n box
OF cigars and ten pounds sterling last
evening lie leaves today for his home in
Scotland on a brief vacation Roscoe M.
Dexter. ESQ. made the presentation
speech and Mr. ADAMS was assured OF
the best wishes OF every one OF his many
friends for the pleasure or his trip
Superintendent Mowry has announced
that the gross receipt, for the loan ex-
hihition held last Saturday 60 raise money
for school decorations exceed $500. Miss
Easton's room at the Kendall street
school and Mise Fitzsimmons' room az the
Dexter street will get the special prizes
for sciirg the most tickets
officer Devaney found two boys from
Woonsocket astray on n city highway.
last evening The BOYS were II and Y and
had run away from home.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-05-27
ARE YOUR KIDNEYS WEAK :?
Thousands of Men and Women Have Kid
ney Trouble and Never Suspect It,
To Prove What the Great Kidney Remedy Swamp Root,
will do for YOU, Every Reader of the News May Have
Sample Bottle Sent Absolutely Free by Mail.

IL used TO be considered that only urin-
ary and bladder troubles were to be
traced TO the kidneys, but now modern
science proves that nearly all diseases
have their beginning In the disorder of
these most important organs.
The kidneys filter and purify the blood
that is their work
Therefore, when your kidneys are weak
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how every organ seems to fail TO do its
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II you are sick or feel badly" begin
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Columbus, Ga.
Weak and unhealthy kidneys are re-
sponsible for many kinds OF diseases. and
II permitted TO continue much suffering
and fatal vesutts are sure TO Joflow. Kid
ney trouble irritates the nerves. makes
you dizzy, restless sleepless and irritable
Makes you pass water often during the
day and obliges you to get up many times
during the night Unhealthy kidneys
cause rheumatism. gravel. catarrh OF the
bladder. pain or dun ache in the back,
joints and muscles: make your head ache
and back ache. cause indigestion. stomach
and liver trouble. you get a sanow. yellow
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The cure for these troubles Is DR.. Kill
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The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-05-27
PAWTUCKET.

The funeral OF Mrs Annie NJ. Street
took place from her late residence on
Cottage street yesterday afternoon. Rev.
Frank Appleton. rector OF Trinity Epis-
copai church. officiated. Many friends
were present. Interment was at Oak
Grove cemetery.
At present the terminus OF the Inter
state cars will be at the end OF North
Main street. but In short time they will
run 60 Providence.
Edward Ferris variety store on Brew
ster street was broken into last evening.
but nothing OF value was taken.
William II. Pollard. foreman OF the
J. w. Little and company's printing
office. was severely injured about the left
hand while cutting paper Just before G
o'clock last evening. Mr. Pollard was
taken 10 the Pawtucket General hospital
ana there was attended by Dr. Harrington
and DR. Chever.
Frank W. Mason n well-known com
mercial traveller, met the president or tho
United states at Worcester Tuesday. He
was one OF n party OF e5 who enhoyed
tie honor while hundreds waited vainly
I'm the depot.
The team from the Pawtuciet Golf
club will play Metacomet az toe East
Providence linls tomorrow.
Members OF the police force made an
unsuccessful effort 10 find body that
was reported 20 have been seen by man
I'm the river.
The Pawtuoket Cricket club will play
az Fan River Memorial day. strong
team. the Baysidos. will be the local
clubs opponeni4---
Irhn TIu oh q f.I
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-05-27

East Providence branch OF The News is
at i Taunton avenue. Telephone l2-2,
East Providence.
AS was supposed by Medical Examiner
George r. Allison, the remains OF the man
found near the dry dock yesterday proved
to be those OF James Jeffreys, the colored
man who was lost from an oyster boat
near Fields Point last February. The body
was identified by the captain OF the boat
from which the unfortunate man fell.
The remains were removed TO the un-
dertaking rooms OF Mr.. Williams on Wal
nut street, and will be anterred In the
North End Burial ground today. Mr.. VIII
Hams is awaiting the arrival of the un-
fortunate mans brother from Gay Head
A COSTLY VOYAGE.
The young man, who was arrested by
Patrolman Taggart, yesterday forenoon,
for being drunk, was upon being searched
at the station found TO possess 1915 in
cash. few buttons and a razor. Had the
sum OF $3.50 and a few buttons been
found, he would have enjoyed his freedom
this morning, but the razor was quite a
drawback, for instead OF being arraigned
for being intoxicated the warrant charged
him with carrying concealed weapon,
and this resulted in n fine OF $40 and costs.
He gave his name as William Derritt
and said he came from Baltimore on a
coal schooner He will sail from East
Providence to Cranston on his next voy-
age.
TOOK PART.
Watchemoket tribe OF Redmen con-
ferred the adoption degree upon about 100
candidates at reunion of the order held
In Music hail. Providence, last evening.
The hunters degree was conferred by
woona squatucket tribe of Olneyville.
and the chiefs degree OF Pocasset tribe
of Central Falls.
sGENTION MENTION.
II is Frank Cowrine that will next
undertake to demonstrate that a restau-
rant Is needed on Valley street, for he is
10 open the one that has been opened and
closed so many times that not even the
Landlord could remember the number.
Fraternity encampment OF Odd Fellows
met in odd Fellows hall last evening and
conferred the golden rule degree upon one
candidate.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-05-27
FOR ovER sIxTY YEARs.

MRS. WINsLow's SOOTHING SYRUP
has Ssen used foe over sfxty years by
mE5bous Of mothers for their children
while toething with perfect success. II
soothes the child softens the gums. al
lays al pain. cures wind collie. and is the
best remedy for Disrrnoes. n will relieve
the poor little sufferer Immediately. Sold
BY druggists In every part OF the world.
Twenty Owe cents a bottle. Be sure and
esk for Mrs whs,ow's Soothing Syrup.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-05-27
5000 TO CALIFORNIA AND RETURN
FROM CHICAGO, Ill.

Via Chicago Great Western Railway.
Tickets on sale April 23d 10 May lst In
elusive. Good to return until June 30th.
For further Information apply TO j. p.
Elmer. q. II. A. Chicago. Ill
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-05-27
RECOVERED CONSCIOUSNESS.

Reports from the bedside OF j. D. Hall
OF Danielson, Conn, <who was injured
there on "Wednesday, state that he has re-
covered consciousness and will probably
recover