The daily sentinel., 1904-02-26
SENTINELTSMS.


Brought her notorious success.
The season o'er. back home she went
To rest while in sweet content.
Again she met her farmer flame
Who'd not forgotten her fooUlight name
She walked out with this rustic bunch
And moonlight gave her gentle hunch
So she said: MY dear. what pretty
sight
For us to be out with the star to-
night
eyes" he asid 'our old friend Mars
Has good support in his pretty star,
Which are far more bright, far outshine
Those stars whose only heaven is
mine. .
He was on, so she called him down.
Where still she's trying to make a
wreck
OF many case of Pommery Sec.
st. Louis fair is making splendid
connection with four million dollar
loan.
The report that 60 Russians were
frozen in was probably garbled in
transmission, as all evidence would
incline one to the belief that they are
victims of frozen freeze out.
Thus far the Japs have been able
to repulse the deadly Muscovite vo.
cabu larry. which virtually controls the
situation, as the machine guns, rams,
torpedo boats are mere incidentals
1t has leaked out that noted ban
dit is "A grandson of California mill
ionaire. but it accounts for little. as
most Pullman porters are in close
touch with scme of the best people in
the land.
A woman's tongue can either soothe
or hurt
Her words are rich as gold. or cheap
as dirt.
It is presumed those dear Chicago
ladies who voted to wear only union-
made corsets will be equal to the test
of proving their loyalty to organized
labor by exhibiting the union label on
demand
We rise to the point of information
Is it the Russo-Jap, the Japo-Rus IS. or
Jusso Rap, or Rjapo- -Jruss, or Jraup-
sssno, or oarataps war. or what
will some yaposhima kindly relieve
us from this hideons cacophony.
Phose of sympathetic nature who
are antagonistic to Russia because of
its Siberian policy should more close
. / lNr thair ntt 70 b1l 1lx-
loft and Sherman Bellovitch. who
have been masking good exciting
record here at home. - .-.-4
The reverend authority who states
that every user of tobacco is smoking
himself straight into hell" sheuld re-
member the scientific principle that
smoke usually goes up. However we
feel grateful for his experience and
advice upon the subject. ''.
The Russ got rap
From the bellicous Jap.
For fruits of war they grapple
Presuming they hap
Pen to change the map
There'll be little Korean that apple
Now it is claimed that radium is
found in many things hitherto ignor-
ed, but for a genuine fountain head of
radiant effect and scintillating. lumin-
osity experts shonld take long and
lingering rubber into the liquid
depths of the eyes of some Grand Vail
ley's unattached maidens.
a drunken bad man threatened
| Brother skinner of Montrose Enter-
prise with determination the other
night, but as Skinner turned his ma
chine loose ON him the over Jealous
official with gun sneaked back to
Telluride under cover of darkness
where sympathy is normal.
1t is near the time when the farmers
gravely say:
Brethren kindly join us-together
let us spray
A number of Salt Lake citizens
who forgot to celebrate an anniversary
at the proper time. accomplished the
job with vigor week later when
they happened to remember about it,
Still it will be small event compar-
ed to the 29th of February birthday
affair, as all born ON that date have
been living in anticipation for the
past eight years.
A friend is he who by his little acts !.
Shows that his friendship no return
exacts;
But small indeed is he who measures
worth.
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