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, 1904-05-31
NATURE L YOU.
As Many a Laramie Reader Knows
Too Well.

When he fkidneys are sick.
Nature t4ls you all about it.
The urine is natures calendar.
I%nfrequent or too frequent action;
Any urinary trouble tells of kidney
ills.
Doan's Kidney Pills cure all kidney
ills.
Thousands Of people testify to this.
L. T. Hall, retired, of 21S West Fiji.
teenth street, Cheyenne, says: the
statement of a friend of mine in the
newspapers about Doan's Kidney Pills
induced me when | met him on the
street one day to ask him if it was
correct. He replied that it was true
in every particular, and I came to the
conclusion that if they cured him they
would cure me. l had trouble with my
kidneys for some nine or ten years, at
first mild, but as time passed the at
tacks became more frequent and were
of much longer duration, and finally a
played out feeling existed continually
when trouble with the kidney secre-
tons set in, particularly annoying at
night. l commenced to use medicines,
and l conscientiously say that l have
the faintest idea of the number
of remedies | used nor the quantity.
If any of it had brought permanent re-
| lever would have consulted my
friend, neither would have gone to a
drug store for Doan's Kidney Pills.
Soon after l commenced to use the
treatment l was convinced that the
preparation had merits. A continue
ton for some time stopped that par
ticular attack. an only too pleased
to recommend it as a remedy on which
the public can rely.
Emphatic endorsement can be had
right in Laramie. Drop into the Lara
ME Drug Co.'S store and ask what
their customers report. For sale by
all dealers. Price so cents per box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y, sole
, 1904-05-31
model" ABUSIVE LETTER
FROM A CONSTITUENT.

A member of parliament in Austria
constituent. who had asked him in vain
for a billet Ia job in politics.. the
following unique letter:
Deer Sur: You're a dam fraud. and
you know it. | don't care a rap for the
billet or for the muney either, but you
could have got it for me if you wasn't
as mean as muk. Two pounds a week
amt any moar to me than 40 shillin's
is to you, but | object to bein' made an
Internal fool of. Soon as you was
elected by my Woodworking friends a
Teller wanted to bet me that you
wouldn't be in the house moren a week
before you made a ass of yourself. l
bet him a COW on that, as | thought you
was worth it then. After | got your
note sayin' o deklined to ackt in the
matter druv the Cow over to the Eel
ler's place an tole him he had won
her. That's orl I got by howlin' meself
horse for you on election day and for
months befoar. You not hurt a mans
Pride, but you injure him in bizness.
| believe you think you'll get in agen.
l don't. An what don't think is of
moar k~onsequince than you imajin. l
believe you take a pleshir in cuttin'
you best friends, but waite till the
clouds roll by an they'll cut you-just
behind the Ear, where the butcher
a tule. Go to hel. | lowers meself
ritin' to a skunk, even tho | med him
a member of Parliament.
, 1904-05-31
A REMINISC e.
How the German Language Came to
Predominant.

Early in the history of Nebraska
there was a spirit of religious intol-
erance in the neighborhood of Ere
mont, hat made the warfare of the pi-
oneer christian a red hot combat at
times.
The Germans of Fremont got a
preacher in those days, who could
round VI the sinner in two different
languages. He spoke equally well in
English or German, and in order to
eyade a deadly war among the mem
his people to nee from the wrath to
come alternately in English and Ger
man.
At last, however, those who pre-
ferred the German gospel thought they
were in the majority and asked that
the imported variety of salvation be
used altoget- er.
This created a feeling on the part of
those who were paying their money for
a Yankee sermon ~bi-weekly, and tor a
time Zion languished
The following Sunday the sermon,
according to the schedule, was to be
delivered in English; but after singing
Jesus, Lover of My Soul" and offer
ing a short prayer, the pastor turned
loose with an earnest and fearful Up
peal in the German language, which
about one-half of the congregation
couldn't understand a word of.
They sat there a few moments until
they saw that the preacher had de-
clared himself in favor of the other
side. and then there was music by the
entire choir.
emergency of this kind, and every
man had a cottonwood club under his
coat tails. When the tocsin of war
sounded, the destructive hoe-handle
and concealed bed-slat came to the
It was about the first free-for-all
III Lie WCSI tudI cNSl oRCnSN
with prayer.
An old man who lived down the
track, and who was on probation, had
his nose shattered by a blow from
Songs of the Sanctuary" and q school
who had recently experienced
4 change of heart, got a clip under the
EAR with the organ stool.
Finally the German element got the
on the English-speaking portion
If the congregation, and peace perch
I'd upon their banner.
The ~vanquished Yankees went home
Ind after the wreck had been straight
,ned out a little, the house went into
Executive session, and after that the
nan who couldn't lead a different life
n the German language, found it pref
y lonesome attending divine worship
n that sactuary.-Bill Nye.
, 1904-05-31

1t Is announced at the state capital
that MI. Jesse knight, Jr., is to retire
from the position Of private secretary
to the governor in the fall and resume
his studies In the east. He will enter
Harvard law school. Mr.. Knight is one
OF the brightest young men in the west
and will certainly make his mark in
the legal profession. The University
Of Wyoming points to him with par
donable pride as n Of the young men
who received instruction within its
walls.
, 1904-05-31
A Startling Test.

To save u life DR.. T. G. Merritt of
No. Mehoopany, Pa. made a startling
test resulting In a wonderful cure
He writes, "a patient was attacked
with violent .hemorrhages, caused by
liberation of the stomach. had often
found Electric Bitters excellent for
| prescribed them. The patient gained
from the first, and has not had an at,
tack in IA months" Electric Bitters
are positively guaranteed for Dyspep-
STA, Indigestion, Constipation and Kid
ney troubles. Try them. Only soc. at
all druggists.
, 1904-05-31

The tax would be a SPECIAL one upon
those who have the benefit Of the I'm
provement, and we believe there Is not
a householder in the city who would
not be willing to pay a small water
rent for the privilege of having a sutti,
Gent supply of pure water.
II an Improvement is to be made
The Republican believes it should be
complete and adequate for many years
to come. There is no sense inn makins
two bites of a cherry.
, 1904-05-31
Crawford Partly Paid

STd~IoVo faTty Faio-
The headsman's axe has fallen and
the official head of the editor of the
Post lies in Governor Chatterton's
basket along with that of Deputy Sec
rotary of State Fuller.
You may wonder how it feels to be
cut on from the emoluments. perquis-
ties and Entertainments of official posi-
ton. and We can tell you it makes the
heart go pit-a-pat and the breath come
in short and irregular gasps.
Fearing weak heart action the gov
ernor has considerably refrained from
giving official notice of his action by
demanding the rule and measuring
scale which was provided at our W
expense, but has allowed the news to
come gently through the medium OF
have been informed that the muniti-
cent salary Of the Office of official
measurer of state printing which the
writer has been drawing. has been
unceremoniously cut off and a more
loyal subject of his eXcellency. Colonel
y. +. Crawford, of Saratoga. has been
appointed in Il stead and homestead.
The salary was only $4,000 per All
mum but like the widows mite it was
all the official perquisites enjoyed by
the Post family, and to be thus cut of
, 1904-05-31
WATER WORKS.

From the tenor Of the remarks made
at the citizens meeting Saturday fol
The purpose Of discussing water works
The Republican judges that the grear
minority Of those present we're oppos
ed to any improvement whatever. 4,
put In meters without improvement o
the system as a whole would be folly
as the city now has no power to levy
and collect water taxes. The mains
do not belong to the city, nor does the
water.
The attack made upon any sugges
ton looking to the general improve
meut Of the system was probably for
the purpose of defeating all movements
in 1Aat direction. Fault-finders usually
have enough semblance Of truth in
their arguments to alarm people and
cause delay in any plan for the benefit
Of the city rs a whole.
n The Republican is correctly In
formed, the great majority Of the small
number Of business men assembled at
the city hall were in favor of rejecting
the plan for voting bonds and making
anything like a complete reconstruc-
tioA Of our water system. They appear
to favor the installation of meters and
the Improvement Of present street
mains, the money therefor to come
from the pockets of those who WI
, 1904-05-31
Too Much Culture.

Neighbor Beenaway-What was II
hat drove Lyman Broadhead insane?
Neighbor Staidhome-Well, his
laughter Mary graduated from he
academy over at Allegash III came
home with her name changed, and
Neighbor Beenaway-I s'pos.. she
called it Mae" didn't she?
Neighbor Staidhome-No; worse
that-she made it "Maiae." And
in a little while her poor old father
began to pick things out of the atmos-
phere, n then he got to hollering
most of the time, and they had to take
him to the ~asylum.-Woman's Home
, 1904-05-31

whtes Nrs. Wesley Guy, of KemptviIie. Ont,
Bot aFor eight years after my little boy was
born I suffered with female weakness, also sore
ness In ~ovaries, especially OH my right side, and
paie IN back Was so miserable sometimes did
1ok know what I was going TO do. Tried several
Doctors bat derived no Benefit until began
Uan9 d, Pierce's Pavorite Prescription. Had
only used four bottles. also some of DR.. Pierce's
Anfiseptic and Healing suppositorles. when I
Seat like another person. l recommend DR..
fierce's medicines to all my friends, If anyone
wishes to write me I will gladly answer"
Dr.. Pierce's Favo1ite Prescription con-
tains NO alcohol and is entirely free from
opium, cocaine and all other narcotics.
The dealer who offers a substitute for
WFavorite Prescription does 50 to gain
the little more profit paid on the sale of
~. meritorious medicines. His profit
b your loss; Therefore, accept no sub
0ttfute.
d. Pierce'a Pleasant Pellets reeulass
- hoWo1a.
, 1904-05-31

nm Ii because
it is o than
nature asks.
By the use of
Doctor Pierce's
~F'avorite Pre-
scription ma.
ternity is made
practically
painless, and a
quick GONZALES
ence is assured
in almost ev-
cry case.
al am pleased
to give my testi-
mony and wish I
could find words
strong enough to
induce other suf.
ferers to use DR..
Pierce's Favorite
, 1904-05-31
TUESDAY, MAY 81, 1904.

1t is with some degree OF pleasure
that The Republican notes the fact
that the unsightly dump piles in the
vicinity Of the university are being lev
eled. 1t sincerely hopes the good work
will 60 on till the rubbish is entirely
covered and the street is made a level
and passable t~horoughfare.
, 1904-05-31
babq Costs Eco Much

When the price paid is tile mothers
health and happiness The father
doesn't realize as he rorips with the
child what years OF w;f>ly suffering
must be set against tile ha' Us laughter.
Chronic invalidisiii is a high price to
pay for the painful JOY Of maternity, vet
1t is at such a cost that many a woman
becomes a mother. SyS: a price is too
, 1904-05-31
IA Personal Guess

A Personal Guess
The next convention Wyoming looks
forward to is that for thu democratic
party to be held at CheJEnne on June
I'd. 1t will only name presidential
9Th. The n~omtSation for state offices
will not befmade until after the st,
Eoufs contention, when a second state
convention will be called. Our person
al guess is that if a presidential nom
~ination is made that will excite en-,
thusiasm in Wyoming, v e though it
may have no chance to carry the coun-
try, Mr.. Osborne will be the demo-
cratic nominee for governor; if not.
then Mr.. Osborne will not consent to
lrun.-Buffalo Bulletin.
, 1904-05-31
Made Youno AGAIN.

"One of DR.. Kings New Life Pills
each night for two weeks has put me
In my teens again" writes D. H. Tur-
ner of Dempseytown, Pa They are
the best in the world for Liver, Stom-
ach and Bowels. Purely vegetable.
Never grippe. Only CSC. at all drug
stores.
, 1904-05-31

J. A.. Gulledgs II Yer lena, Ala. vAs
twice In the hospital from . severs
case Of piles, causing - tumoss. Aftss
doctors and all remedies failed. Buck
lens Arnica salve quickly arrested
further inaammatioa and cured hin.
It conquers aches and hlls rain- ssc.
1t al drugg1s$A
, 1904-05-31

and the latter gentleman, whose iden-
tity is quite an open secret, had better
be thinking over his reilly to this ques
ton, which is certain to ZONE in due
time-Buffalo Bulletin.
, 1904-05-31
STATE PRESS

A Fine Weekly
The Tribune is in receipt of a CODY
of the Laramie Republicans weekly
edition. and it is n Of the pewsiest
and most attractive papers that has
CONE to- CIR attentloa.-Wyoming Tri
bune.
, 1904-05-31
Louisiana Purchase Exposition.
st. Louis, Mo.

From Laramie. Wyo, tickets on sale
daily up to November 18th, 1904. $3.50
for round trip, sixty days limit; 1880
for round trip, limited to December
18th, 1904.
, 1904-05-31
REPUBLICAN STATE TICKET.

For Congress,
FRANK W. MONDELL.
Of Weston County.
For Governor,
BRYANT B. BROOKS.
Of Natrona County.
For Judge Supreme Court,
CYRUS BEARD,
of Uinta County.
For Treasurer,
WIN. c. IRVINE
of Laramie County.
Presidential Electors,
j. M. WILSON,
of Converse County.
JESSE W. CROSBY,
Of Big Horn County.
ORA HALEY.
Of Albany County.
, 1904-05-31

One fare plus $500 for the round
trip. On sale May 80, 81, June s, 9.
All tickets limited to September 18th,
1904.
, 1904-05-31

The Republican IL the best advsetis-
ing medium IN the city. TOR 1t reaches
all the peopaA
, 1904-05-31

It is a wise a who knows his
W business; and 1t is a wiser man
Who thoroughly attends to it.-Way.
, 1904-05-31
How Radium Defies Laws"

As for later discoveries. well, here is
radium; maybe you have seen it mention
ed somewhere. The experimenters are
telling us where it comes from, how to
kill and to cure with it: how it keeps it
self warm; how many kinds of rays t
emits; how unsafe a pound of it is; how it
gets transformed into helium; how its en-
anations won't wash off; how they will 90
through lead two inches thick; indeed it
shows itself ~dIsrespectful to what we have
called laws, making it needtul for us to
amend our definitions and restatc laws.
There is no book on it, for before it could
be written, so many new things would be
found out about it that what had been
written would do only for a preface. -
From New Ideas in Books of Science"
by Kate Sanborn, in National Magazine.
, 1904-05-31
SPECIAL RATES

To All Points East Of Denver and
Cheyenne and West Of st. Paul,
Peoria, st. Louis and Memphis.
, 1904-05-31

Annual Meeting, Imperial Council, No
blss Of the Mystic Shrine.
Atlantic City, N. J., July 1915, 1904.
$3.50 for round trip from Laramie.
Wyo. On sale July 9 and 10. Limit
extended to August 3rd, 1904, by de-
posit.
, 1904-05-31
Is Life Mere Chemical Reaction?

Then DR.. Loeb OF the University Of
Chicago astonishes us all by proving that
unfertilized eggs will develop. if MINERS
ed in chemical solution. showing life to
be a sort of a chemical solution reaction.
Mind has been run down into the nerv-
Gus system, and the psychologists are
dropping the word soul, and, lastly, it is
fast becoming apparent that life is a prop
erty of matter in the same sense as gray
ity or magnetism; is not imposed on mat
ter, but inherent in it. Verify n who
INDUCES in a ride in the Car of science is
taken through strange countries. and
will not believe his senses or his intui-
tons cver / er.-From New Ideas in
Books of Science" by Kate Sanborn, in
National Magazine.
, 1904-05-31

weekly R.p.salaaa q > ysaF.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-07-15
INTEREST IS TAKEN IN REFORM PLAN Judge Feagin Writes to Council
 and Washington NEGRO INDUSTRIAL FARM Negro Woman confers With Judge Feagiu In Interest of the Farm
 Project as Reform
 Measure.
NEGRO INDUSTRIAL FARM

Judge N B. Feagin has written a let ter to Booker T. Washington and to w. II. councin of Normal, asking them if they can procure for him young negro who will be willing to aid the negro race by working for a small salary on the negro industrial farm at Foster, near Tusealoosa The letters were mailed last night and replies are expected in few days.
 Yesterday afternoon Judge Feagin had conference with Mrs. s. II. H. Wash ington, negro woman of Montgomery, who is prominent in the negro Federation of Women s clubs in the state. The wom- an came from Montgomery specially for this talk with Judge Feagin, and several of the negro women of Birmingham were at the conference. It is expected that the movement to get the club to take charge of the home will be successful.
 Another conference will be held today in Judge F'eagins office, and it is under stood that the members of the negro preachers union will also be present. A copy Of the letter sent by Judge Feagin to Washington and Council is as follows;
 Birmingham Ala July 1S, 1904.
 Dear Sir-Can you find competent young man with enough love for his race. who would for a small salary devote two years of his life to the care and man. agement of the temporary reformatory for little negro boys-the Samuel Daily farm at Foster, Tuscaloosa county, Ala bama The home is about fourteen miles from the town of Tuscaloosa, and eight miles from Hulls, first station west of Tuscaloosa on the Alabama Great South ern railroad.
 The young man should be well educated. practical farmer, know how to care for and run a poultry farm, also how to can green corn, tomatoes and fruit.
 The experiment-the reformatory for the little wayward negro boys-I would be glad to see put into and be in operation when the. legislature of Alabama meets in November, 1906.
 Should the negro womens clubs of Ala bama aided by the teachers. preachers and others who love and desire to uplift their race, give this experimental re- fcrmatory their financial and moral sup port so it may be in successful operation when the legislature meets. I feel as- sured the state will make ample provision for a reformatory for such boys there after.
 The wayward boy can and should be saved from a criminal life. Kindly let me hear from you, at your earliest con venience, Very truly, N, B. F FEAGIN.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-07-15
ALABAMA POLYTECHNIC
 INSTITUTE,

CHARLES c. TEACH, M. A. President. HeaIthful location; s26 feet above tide water
 Enrolled last session 4So students, repre- senting 49 counties in Alabama, states. and foreign countries.
 Faculty of IT professors, assistant professors. and 15 instructors and assist ants.
 Seven degree courses are offered; CD Chemistry and Agriculture. @ Civil En- gineering. (3) Electrical and Mechanical Engineering. (D Mining Engineering, (o) Pharmacy. 0) Chemistry and Metallurgy. @ Latin Modern Language Course
 There are IA well equipped laboratories in which students work regularly.
 Healthful military. exercises
 Tuition free to residents of Alabama; $2O per year to non-residents.
 Students board with families In Au- burn. at $9.5Q to $15 per month.
 Session begins Wednesday. September 7th. For catalogue address
 VIM. O. .ScROGGS. Secretary. 6-19- su- -tu- th-tf Auburn, Alabama
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-07-15
Comments of English Press.

London, July 14-The announcement of MT. Kruger's death was the main fea- ture of all the afternoon papers here. It was accompanied by lengthy sketches of his career. All the papers devoted edi- torials to the former presidents demise, refraining from anything denunciatory, and speaking generously of his remark able characteristics. The Westminster Gazette said:
 Enough time has elapsed between the end of our long struggle with MT. Kruger and his death to enable us to all pay a sincere tribute to his memory His stub born conservatism and tenacity to the lost cause was in many respects heroic.'
 The Pail Mall Gazette remarked:
 "Englishmen can afford to give him his due. History will be unable to deny that he was a great man."
 The Evening Standard says:
 "A great figure has now passed finally from the worlds stage. However, bane- flu, influence he may have exercised on the affairs of South Africa. most English men will certainly concede that his abil- ities entitle him to the fullest measure of respect
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-07-15
INpusTRURIAL AND ANALYTICAL
 CHEMISTRY.

The demand for practical chemists, grad,jates of the Schools of Chemistry of inc University of Virginia. exceeds the supply. All who have thus graduated within the past few years have been promptly located as chenists for iron furnaces, phosphate works. sugar and oil refineries, or similar industries. An in- dustrious and intelligent young man, we'll trained to study, may make the whole course in one year. For further informa- ton apply to J. M. PAGE, Chairman, University Station. Charlottesville, Va 7-15-e-o-d-1m
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-07-15
Great Regret in the TransvaaI.

Pretoria Transvaal, July 14-Gen Louis Rotha, the former chief of the Boer forces. today received a cable message announcing MT Kruger's death. The an- nouncement called forth general express sions of regret. especially that the ex- president died among foreigners.
 The flags on all the government build ings are at half mast.
 MT. Kruger will be buried beside for mer presidents of the Transvaal unless his will has provided otherwise.
 Memorial services will be held July 20 in all the Dutch churches.
 General Botha has ordered that all Boers shall wear mourning until after the funeral which it is expected will be attended by representatives of every dis trict of the Transvaal
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-07-15
STATE NORMAL SCHOOL
 JACKSONVILLE, ALA.

A School for Teachers. Enrolment A92 last session from 49 counties or Alabama. Prepares for State Exami- nation. Board S1O per month. Tul' tion free. High and healthful loca' tion. Twenty-second session begins Sept. 20, 1904. For catalogue address
 c. w. DAuGETTE, President.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-07-15
ALABAMA NORMAL COLLEGE,
LIVINGSTON, ALA.

Normal. Literary, Industrial, Music and Art Departments. Graduates admitted to university without examination Loans made to a few worthy pupils in limited Terms low. Tuition free in Normal Department. The young ladies are boarded in the college home under the care of the president Address Miss Julia A. Tutwiler. President.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-07-15
HAMILTON COLLEGE

FOR YOUNG WOMEN. Lexington, Ky. S6th year. Famous old school of the Blue Grass Region. 26 professors of b, st university training. Splenoid buildings. newly retur- nished. Exclusive patronage. Home care Music, Art and Elocution. Fo- ear BooK' address
 MRS. LUELLA W. ST. CLAIR -26t-tu-thu-sat President.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-07-15
EXCURSION RATES
To Eastern Cities Via. Savannah and
 Steamships.

The Central of Georgia railway and It's connections sell excursion tickets to east ern cities and return via Savannah and ocean Steamship company or Merchant and Miners Transportation company. at greatly reduced rates Tickets include meals and berth aboard ship. For further Information apply to nearest ticket agent or E. H. Fell. Travelling Passenger Agent. Birmingham Ala. 6-1-eod~tf