Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-03-19
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Fusionist-I believe in the office
seeking the man. Regl1lar-Thats all
right if you don't want the Office
Brooklyn Life.
Many a rich father has discovered
that it is easier to get daughter off
his hands than TO keep son-in-law on
his feet.-Philadeiphia Record.
Boh--Gosh, Rob, where'd you rako
up those seedy old shoes? Rob-Why.
man. those are my patent feathers. Bob
But the patent has expired, eh?
Miss Carrye Moore-She calls him
her intended Are they engaged2 Miss
Cutting Hintz-No, but she intends 10
marry him.--St. Paul Pioneer Press
Nipped in the Bud Actress have
been robbed Of my jewels. Hotel Clerk
1t won't do any good there isn't
newspaper in the town. Town Top
les.
Il can always tell when you are GO
| ing To tell lie" said Gregg to Legg.
How" asked Legg- II see you OPEN
open your mouth" said Gregg Town
| Topics.
| Mabel-Why didn't you scream when
he put his arm around your Ethel
| wanted TO- but couldn't, and when !
could | didn't want to- Butte Inter
I Mountain
/ Undoubtedly. Il sec that somebody
/ says there is no such thing as luck in
! business" "He must be one of the
lucky ones who have succeeded. -
Exchange.
EGie silly! Dolls don't eat any
thing, BERTHE Don't, eh: Well that
old one of yours that cat open was
stuffed chock fun of breakfast food.
/ Wonan'S Home Companion
And do YOU think, he asked, that
men progress after DEATH Wei"
she replied, III they don't 1t would az
most seem useless for some OF Them 10
! die Chicago Record. Herald
What She Did: And what did you
10 when your doctor told You YOU
would have TO quit wearing n corset
and give mp sweets| Il SEM for an
other doctor Chicago Record Herald.
Mahoole tonne Oi pass Wild
lody, Mulligan, we've got TO remove yer
Int. Mulligau-And suppose Oi re-
fuse? Mahoolc- Then, bcdad we've
got TO remove yer coat--Chicago News.
Ernie No, she isn't going to marry
Claude after ALI Ida-I3ut they say
he can quote Emerson and Browning.
-s-"fes; but The other young man can
quote Sugar and Steel Chicago
Daily News.
How He Lost Her; She suppose
II a pretty girl should come along yon
wouldn't care anything abont me amy
more He Nonsense Katel What do
/ care for good looks Y"u suit me all
right Exchange.
Quick Action: First Russian IOn
say the fight was quickly oyeri See
ond Russian Yes; it was finished he
fore you could say Jackopollnsky
RohinsonopoIotoksky New orleaDs
Times Democrat
Really said Mrs Oldcastle, your
little dinner last night was quito
recherche" oh dear" her hoaicsa
groaned, Il just knew that new cook
would make botch Of II some way ~
Chicago Record Herald.
She Have you ever met my two
dearest friends2 They are just lovely
aud so devoted. He-IIow long have
you known them2 She Why, I've
known Annette nearly ten days and
I ~ al,
Plain Dealer.
You should strive 10 appeal 10 tho
Imagination and the human interest Of
your pupils" said the principal. ~
do, answered the teacher, but IL is
very hard 10 convince the boys that
Hector and Achilles were AZ great men
MS Corbctt and Icffries.'
Mamma. what would You do if that
big vase Isl the parlor should get brOk
eng" said Tommy. II should spank
whoever did it," said Mrs Banks gag
ing serenely at her little son Wen.
then, you'd better begin 10 get NJ your
muscle" said Tommy, gIeefulIy, "'eos
papa's broken It,"
But mamma" protested Miss BW
/ yon. why are you sending ont invita-
tons for q diamond weddngf You
haven't been married nearly long
enough for that" What's that got TO
do with it9' demanded Mrs. BulyoD:
your fathers financial standing
would make anything less than n dia-
mond wedding absurd Chicago
Evening Post
A weekly newspaper recently pub
( lished The following in IFS Answers
+ 10 Correspondents column We
have Two apple trees in our garden
writes Ella and In the spring they are
covered with such lovely pink and
white blossoms that pull them off for
table decorations. Now | see that there
are no apples on the trees DO you
think that this is likely TO be because
/ pulled the blossoms orr"
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