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The evening world., 1904-03-31
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s.Macy's"

Fancy Bon Bons. assorted
Super Chocolates. forty-seven separate
varieties or assorted. Including
Jordan Observation-Disclosures
Peppermint - INSTRUMENTATION
tation-Jim OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
--Marshmallows - Fancy Chips -
Fancy Observation-Disclosures in
vanilla, lemon, orange, maple. coffee.
violet, strawberry-Jelly Pecan
Vanilla P~ecan--Violet Pecan-Grains
Coffee OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
Observation-Disclosures Maple Pecan
Pecan Half ~Jeiiy-Porto Rico-Gin-
ger-Persian Nougat - Caramels-
Walnut Gems-Mar. Cherrfes-Cocoa-
nut o Bons-Assorted Jelly-Cof-
fee Cream-Foil Peppermint-Fancy
and Filled Neapolitans-Fruit Cake
Melrose Cream - Portia-Chocolats
Observation-Disclosures
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-08-20

In 1887. we are told. the nrst Gomez
bouse had been prosecuted as nui-
sance. In 17OS there were three tnou-
ssnd coffee houses. and each had Us
babitual circle. There were Gomez
houses freouented by merchants and
vtock -tobbers carrying on the game
which suggested the new nieknames
brlls and bears. and coffee houses
where the talk was Wing and IorS'
~ the last election and change OF MN
,s,rx and literary resorts such as the
c~er,on where. as we are toic. lata'
S,el was provoked by dispute over
c-eek accent. In which. let us nope
~ was the worse scholar VINO was
suia5 and Wills. where Pope as oos
,,-,,,t ~ look rsverently at Dryden. ana
v',tt,,ns. where at later period ADD
-, n,at his little senate. Addison ae'
so -, 10 Pope. spent i've or SIX hours
aav iounging at Buttons WINE Top.
Sonnd the practice and the eonsequ en'
sO,s OF wine too much Tor ms
sosl,n Thackersy notices how the
.,,,n and coffee house drinking shorten
"a .ns lives and enlarged the WAIST
s>sts Of the men OF rhose dayA
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-08-20
ROSCOE conklInx's Big Fee.

It IS said that one day when Roscoe
Conkling was beginning to attain some
measure Of success he dropped into the
office Of Charles O'COnOr. OF New York.
then one OF the leaders OF the bar.
whats the troubleE" asked the lat
ter, as ConklIng excitedly paced the
floor.
i've Just been subjected to the
worst insult have ever received This
Is the first time q client ever objected
to my fee.
you know I defended Gibbons for
arson and put in some tremendous
work for him. He was convicted at
the trial. but we couldn't help It. and
I took the case to the Superior Court,
and he lost there. then on TO the Su-
ureme Court. and that affirmed the con-
viction. and he has been given ten
years. Now. my fee only amounted
TO 5000. and the scoundrel actually
has the audacity TO grumble about il.
saving it's too high What do you
think OF that for impudencef"
We'll" said O'COnor. slowly. "of
course you did a lot OF work. and So
600 is not a big fee. but 10 be frank
with you, Mr.. Conkling. my opinion.
founded on mature consideration. is
that he might have been convicted for
less money"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-08-20


All the tiny cripples In the ne1ghbor-
hood Of the settlement house. together
with a few able-bOdied children, had
been Toasted on cake and lemonade
When one OF the deformed mites was
ready to 90 home he missed his coat.
which search failed to find. The young
woman who had been ministerfng 10
the wants OF the company had sen
one Of the able-bodied girls 20 out with
something under her shawl too bulky
to be secreted cake.
run, my dear, TO Jenny" she said
TO one OF the lads. I'm picking up her
shawl perhaps she got hold OF some
thing else by mistake"
The boy moved OF on his stumpy
crutch, and when he returned he held
the coat up in triumph. The accident
had happened; Jenny had picked it up
with the shawl
The crippled children crowded close
round the young woman in great per.
turbation- Their self-respect had been
wounded. and they looked disdainfully
at the few sound children among them
Finally one OF the lads said.
Miss Martin. It amt one OF Us that
did It Jenny amt a cripple. she's
on'y a Sunday schoolr'
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-08-20

A funny story comes from the South.
where the cynic had gone 10 spend 4
few Of the cold days Of January. While
eoursing his way through Georgia he
stopped on 10 see an old friend and a
jaunt through the country was the out
come Of his visit 1t happened that his
friend was quite prominent in politics
in the vicinity. and as they trudged
down the road an old darky approach
ed and saluted them cheerfully.
''Mornin'. ledge" began old sam
"Howdy."
Say, ledge. Use Ike tn be on de
mex ticket for justice Nv de peace -
continued sam
You a judger' replied my friend
''Why, what do you know about the
la1F'
Mos eberythin'."
"Well, now, Sam. II we should elect
you and a man was brought before
you charged with committing suicide
what would your judgment be-"
This caused Sam some deep medita-
ton. and after a considerable wait lie
replied:
well, under de circumstances.
guess I'd make him support his wife u
Philadelphia Telegraph
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-08-20
Voice from Arkansas.

Cleveland, Ark, August Is Especially
Nearly every newspaper tells of some
wonderful cure of some form of Kidney
Disease by the Great American Rem
edy, Dodd's Kidney Pills, and this part
of Arkansas is not without its share OF
evidence that no case is too deeply
rooted for Dodd's Kidney Pills 10 cure.
Mr.. A. E. Carlile, we'll known and
highly respected here, tells Of his cure
after nearly a quarter of q century's
suffering. Mr.. Carlile says:
''I want to let the public know what
think of Dodd's Kidney Pills I
think they are the best remedy for
sick kidneys ever made
81 had Kidney Trouble for % years
and never found anything that did me
so much good as Dodd's Kidney Pills.
I recommend them to all sufferers"
There is no uncertain sound about
Mr.. Carlile's statement. He knows
that DOdd's Kidney Pills rescued him
from q life Of suffering and he wants
the public to know it. DOdd's Kidney
Pills cure all Kidney ills from Back
ache to Bright's Disease.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-08-20

N not going TO remain at this
hotel another night"
What's the troubleT"
Why do you know that object in
our room we took to be trolley car
fenderT'
"YesT'
well, the landlord says it's mos
quito netting"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-08-20
C.vaIrvmen Who Ride oxen.

The oldest cavalry In the world Is
maintained on the west coast OF Ma
dagascar BY Governor General J. q.
Galieni. While the French troops In
that country are ample TO meet the
occasional revolutions. the governor
general makes use OF the native talent
for police work In out OF the way To-
calities. On the west coast OF Africa
Is . tribe OF natives. possibly raeially
connected with the Hovas. who are
known as the Sakahova. the most
warlike tribe OF the country. The IA
tives. In imitation OF French troop
ers. organized an oxen cavalry corps.
under command OF a French officer.
They are armed with modern long
handled lances or spears and side
arms
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-08-20

The Czar-why did you lose that bat
tief
Gen. zolticor-Ths japanese attacked
US in our rear.
you In front"
they sos there"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-08-20

mis-. who was brother OF Assistant Sec
Rotary OF State LOOMS, was William
II. Ellis. a coiored man. LOOMS vas
carrying to Emperor Menelik a COM
merciaI treaty just concluded between
the United States and AbyssinIa- II
has been alleged that Ellis Possesses
a peculiar influence over Menelik- and
that he has q desire to become ruler
OF AbyssInia- He Is reported 70 have
told friends In New York before he
sailed with Loomis that he expected
within two years to have control Of
s15O.OOO. 900 and Of the richest country
In Africa
-.
James h Peabody. Governor Of Col
orado, has been leading the strenuous
life since last August, when the State
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-08-20

,ores Of the skin, causing it to redden
splotches, pustules and pimples, from
matter exudes, hardens and dries, and
. particles ike bran. Eczema kindles a
b, and that lotions, salves, powders and
I'm weather comes on and the system is
2 extra efforts to throw Of the accumu-
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-08-20

Then he ran for Governor and did
nearly as well. threatening the Repub-
Hcan ticket -Four years ago he
sought the nomination which has now
been given him. but John c. WoOlley
was the successful aspirant. Mr.
Swallow is a Methodist minister and
editor OF the Pennsylvania Methodist
Don Jaime. OF Bourbon second son
81 Don Carlos. the Spanish pretender,
saw in the Russo-Japanese- quarrel an
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-08-20

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward FOX
any case Of Catarrh that cannot be cured BY
Halls Cstarrh Cure
F. ]. CHENEY & CO., Props, Toledo, o.
We, the undersigned. have known f. ].
Cheney for the last 15 years, and believe him
PERFECTLY honorable IN all business trSnsAo-
lions and financially able to carry out any OBJ
legations made by their firm.
WEsr TRUAx, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, o.
xALDISG, KIsSAH & MARVIN, Wholesale Drug
Fisls, Toledo, o.
Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken internally, act
Ing directly upon the blood and mucous sur
Iace. OF the system. Price 75c- per bottle.
Sold BY all Druggists Testimonials free.
Hslls Family Pills are the best.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-08-20
Going Ii Alone.

No matter what you undertake; no
matter what the game. be it love or bust
ness, this advice goes just the same. In
your struggle for position, for happiness
or wealth let these words your motto be:
rely upon yourself" Then il you
make ten strike it will be all your own
and il you in the gutter fail you can
wallow there alone.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-08-20

Russian army IN the Far East The
prince Is In his thirty fourth year. and
has been given little chance to distin-
guish himself. He Is heir 70 his IA
Tiers pretensions to the Spanish
throne
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-08-20

non OF Inc SYSTEM and an q
must be constitutional, or j
disease will disappear No
S. S. S. II builds up the sol
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-08-20

tim almost to the verge
cradle itching. singing
to set the skin on FIRE,
.rer rubs and scratches
i the skin is torn and
d externally does much
internal; the blood Is
$, that are forcing their
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-08-20

.svhat would you do II were 10
d,eY'. asked the bride Of six months
"rhat's for you to say, my deer. &c
nl,sd the otner half OF the shs'eh-
..yhich would you prefer-buriai or
cremation2"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-08-20

sayist. whose liter
airy fame IS world
wide He was born
at Reading. Eng
land. Aug o. 1873,
and was educated
at Eton and OK.
ford, gaining two
scholarships and
various prizes In
1S47 he was called
to the English bar
He was regius pro.
fazzor Of moforr
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-08-20

was en- route 10
Abyssinia when be
disappeared He
was a passenger on
the Kaiser Wilhelm
IL, and was miss
ed when the boat
reached Bremen on
the night Of June
10 last. Next day
when passengers
landed at Ply
mouth h was not
Eeen With Loo.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-08-20
In the Wrong ONCE.

Caller-We are very rich, and we wish
to marry our daughter to a count, a mar
euis or a duke.
Clerk with dignity)-You are in the
wrong office. This is matrimonial
agency. You will find the International
Purchasing Agency two doors to the left.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-08-20
He Read 1t.

The Deaf and Dumb Beggar-A
friend told me this morning that the
police are going 10 stop begging on the
streets.
The Blind Beggar-Yes; I read that
in the paper yesterday.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-08-20

shining lights OF
til e temperance
cause. He is past
his Goth year and
for more than a
generation b a :
been enga ged IN
booming Prohibi-
ton He made &
phenomenal ru Z
for Treasurer OF
Pennsylvania al
one time. receiving
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-08-20
Given a Raise.

With tender hands they took him
from the topmost branches OF a tai
pine.
What happenedT' he gasped feebly
You were tossed by q bull" theJ
responded
'sThen it's not so bad I thought
was tossed by a racing automobile"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-08-20

81 hear" said the friend OF the iAin-
H. .thst your SON is sowing wild oats
hrosdcast since he went to the city
s.7Notes arter his ole dad. reckon
replied old man corntossei. u ~, .1' nv
or in him air bound te" crop 'u-
henr'
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-08-20

Young man." said the stern father,
you have been calling on my daughter
until you have worn out the sofa You
know what that means. don't your
Certainly, sir" responded the young
man, III send up an upholsterer to
morrow"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-08-20

i appreciate the fact that you have
nonored me with proposal" said the
dear girl but are you sure your love
Tor me Is the real thingf"
Perhaps not" frankly replied the
young drug clerk, but It Is less expen-
siye and just as good"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-08-20

Yes" related the romantic young
man. las we sat on the park bench 1
leaned over and planted kiss on her
ruby lips"
"Plsnted. eh ?" remarked the buffoon
friend. did you raise anythingf
Yes. A policeman saw me and
soon afterward I had TO raise $40 foi
n fine"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-08-20

history at Oxford for eight years. and
later was honorary professor OF Eng
nsh and constitutional history at Cor
nell. Professor Smith Is an advocate
OF reciprocity between the United
States and Canada, and during the
civil war was an active champion Of
the North
The nominee OF the Prohibitionists
for President is Silas c. Swallow. OF
Pennsylvania Swallow IS one OF the
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-08-20

Miles-There is said to be race OF
xovages in Africa whose vocabulary
consists of but eight words
Giles-Whatl Do you mean TO say
there are no females among thems
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-08-20
should Have known Better.

what was the trouble between
Josher and his wifeT
~She stated that a certain young
lSdy OF their acquaintance was the
handsomest girl In town. and he
agreed with her.--Butte Inter-NOun-
tain
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-08-20
A stingy Woman.

Employment Agent-Why did you
Lave Mrs. Goodsoul so soon7 She Is
ala to be a very nice woman.
Domestic-Nicel She's that stingy she
begrudges the very air ye breathe.
"You amaze me-"
AJudge fer y'rself. Kerosene Isn't
xorth over twelve cents a gallon. is it7''
"No."
swell. she most had a at cause I
started to pour a few drops of 1t in tn
kitchen stove"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-08-20

Truth" remarked the mOralizer. ia
stranger than fiction"
yes" rejoined the demoranzer Ano
the majority OF men seem 10 20 shy 0i
associating with strangers
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-08-20
Friendrr surxestion.

MY heart is still ungenanted.T sigh
ed the slender summer girl
why don't you write on your card
Flat 10 ietT" asked her plump eous-
In. who was wearing a broad smile
and a new engagement ring
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-08-20

why does Harker look 50 cross
these days."
Hes married and has three little
ones."
II don't see why three children
should put him IN bad humor.
who said anything about children
He is married and has three uttis
rooms"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-08-20

began to be stirred
BY tn e miners
strike that has
since resulted IN
many deaths, riots.
court controversies
and crimes OF va
rious degrees Gov
ernor Peabody IS a
native OF Vermont
and IS 81 years old
He was educated IN
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-08-20

IL is limited" said the close adviser
that there IS no reason for vonr bsv'
Ing 80 much money"
Sy friend" answered Senator Scr.
snum. those people don't understand
our social system. Nowadays II "a a
waste OF time 10 expect a man TO stand
up and apologize for having money
Washington Star.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-08-20

opportunity 10 SHAKE
OF a little Of the
obscurity which has
for some time en-
veloped the BOur-
bon princes. He
FASTENED 10 St TIE
tersburg and Of
fered his services
to the Gar They
were accepted. and
Don Jaime IS now
an officer in the
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-08-20

II you feel chilly" said he. as they
sroiled. remember I have your shaw
here on my arm"
You might put It around me- she
salo' demurely--PhiladelphiaP Press.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-08-20

Mrs. schoppen-I want Eve r,orna.
Of sugar. please.
Sfocer-1es'n; anything eIses
PTS. Scnoppen-No. that's all; III
axe II with me II It Isn't too heavy =
Package
Orocer-Oh, It'll only weigh three or
.our pounds. CHARACTERIZATION
Press. 80
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-08-20
Undoubtedly.

"What is your idea OF a successful
manY' asked the youth.
"A successful man." replied the sage,
lis one who succeeds in making others
think as well OF him as he thinks Of him
self"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-08-20

"He has a promising future Hes
very eloquent young preacher.
"Oh, he's too old-fashioned- lie WIN
insist upon taking his texts from the
Rible. "-Philadelphia Press.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-08-20

Inc contractor frowned up at the
Dricklayer sitting dangerously near the
edge OF the scaffold.
Cit or av thor. Thomas Murphyr'
ne finally beloved First thing OF
know ye Will fall tin stories, break yez
poipe avn want an hour to 20 out avn
buy new one"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-08-20

We've got dandy college yell now"
"What is It'll"
"We give four Russian battleships, a
siss-boom-ah, and then two Jap generals"
Puck.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-08-20
OUR BUDGET OF FUN.
HUMOROUS SAYINGS AND no
lNcs HERE AND THERE.

JOKES and JokeIets that Are Supposed
70 nave Been Recently Born-sayinx.
ana DoinZs that Are Old, Curious and
Lauzhable-The Weeks Hnn
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-08-20

Him-There are two men OF my &C
,,,.fntsnce whom I really admire.
Her-Indeed. And what is the name
~ the other onel
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-08-20

A Billville literary note reads as
follows:
"While one Of our leading authors
was peacefully blowing in the field
some miscreant stole his shirt. his
shoes and six poems. Verify the way
Of the literary man is not as smooth as
railroad" Constitution.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-08-20

Diggs-Did you ever notice what
"saitny-iooking man Or. Pellet isr
Diggs--Yes; he looks 50 different
rom MS patients. wonder who his
physician ISL
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-08-20

Hoax-Old Adam had one advantage
over the modern Rfter-dinner speaker.
Josx-What was thatg
Hoax-After he had finished no man
ever said. Il always did Ike that
story"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-08-20
Lkeeley LIoUoR-NoRPHINE-T TOBACCO
nGIre HABITS PERMANENTLY CURED
A%> FOR FULL PARTICULARS -
lssa<ss ru KTElEfksuuTE- ORE,

TIE British Museum contains records
md books written on bricks, oyster shells,
bones and fat stones, and manuscripts on
bark. ivory, leather, lead. iron. copper
and wood.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-08-20

Yes, we found the baby playing
with a volume OF verse"
'Indeed7 He viii probably turn out
to be a poet"
But he tore the verses up and
tossed them out Of the window"
did, eh7 Well, that shows he's 20
ing to be an editor"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-08-20

For bronchial trourles try Piso's Cure
for Consumption. 1t is a good cough
medicine. At druggists. price Is cents.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-08-20

the public schools JAMES T. PEABODY
and as a young man was a noted ath-
lete- For a time Governor Peabody
worked as a dry goods clerk IN Bos-
ton, later going TO Colorado He set
tied In Canyon City. his present home,
and engaged IN mercantile business
Fortune favored him, and in 1855 he
became a banker.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-08-20

ANYBODY kin give advice said IN !. :,
=. rnan hut it takes a right sina1s
s .,sr 10 nick out de right kind an 'AAs
A. Warrington Star.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-08-20

"But why" I asked the good wife,
"are you so anxious to secure the top
fiat in that ten-story apartment
housef"
Because" explained the household
freight payer. the elevator would be
a great help to US in bringing up the
children"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-08-20

Judge-Why did you arrest TINS
manl -.
Oaicer-For profanity on the street.
Judre-Did you hear him using NJ
oaicer-No but his shoestring broke
.,,,ica as he was running for car
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-08-20

Mothers will find Mrs. Winslows's Soothing
Syrup the best remedy to use for their children
during the teething period.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-08-20

Mrs. Henpeck-I don't think she'll
ever marry him.
Mr.. Henpeck-Why notl
Mrs Henpeck-Oh. she quarrels
with him so and is so domineering.
Mr.. Henpeck-IndeedI I'll bet they
have been secretly married already
Philadelphia Press.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-08-20

Dry Stockings are provided n the
schools OF Rhenish Prussia for the pupils
who arrive there with wet feet
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-08-20

vtza Permanently cured NO nts or nervousness
fll0 afer first day. use ofDr Kline's Great Nerve
hsstorer Send for Free s2 trial bottle and treatise
Dr 4 H. Kline. Ltd. 91 Arch St.. Philadslphiss Pa.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-08-20
Eruptions

The only way to get rid
of pimples and other erup-
tons is to cleanse the blood,
improve the digestion, stim~
uiate the kidneys, liver and
skin. The medicine to take is
Hoods Sarsaparilla
Which has cured thousands.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-08-20

Brer Thomas wuz always singiu,
o1t song bout De Yuther Side Of Jor-
uah' but you Orter heerd him wen de
uoetor TOT him bis tine had come ter
90 dart'
What he say denyg
Beloved lax a bull. en- bollered. 81
can't swim a lick I never AID 80 -
tuition.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-08-20

Frederick Kent LOOMS. whose body
has been found In Bigbury Bay, IS
miles southeast OF Plymouth. England.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-08-20

lated polsons, Eczenla at
tacks with redonbled vio-
lence, and the sufferer IS al
most distracted by the fear
full itching and burning. It
Is the most uncomfortable
and aggravating Of all skin
eruptions and = terror in
warm weather.
Local remedies give tenn
porary ease, but as Eczema
is not due to outside causes,
but to a disordered condi-
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-08-20

She-What is a silent partnerl
Held you ever dance with :
deaf-and-dum manl
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-08-20

Clara-I'n tell you a secret, dear, If
you'll promise never to repeat ia.
Maude-All right Out with it.
Clara-Fred proposed to me last
night.
Maude-Oh, say. doesn't he do it
awkwardly, though?
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-08-20

Willie-Whyl grandma, are you 60
ing home? Papa just said yesterday
that he thought you were going to stay
forever.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-08-20

Mrs. De Playne-When married
ny husband his eyesight was very
poor.
Mrs. Dimples-Yes, It must have
been.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-08-20

Professor Goodwin Smith. who IA
yors a home rule parliament for Ire
land, Is a celebrated historian and es-
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-08-20

Miss Matilda-sakes alivel Thet
ought to put it out and cool ye, too!