Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1904-04-01

lessons taught him a his mothers knee
and manufactured a story to suit his
own nefarious purposes
Certain of the standpat papers should
secure m article from the News man
on tariff rsvisionists IN general and
/ Governor Cummins in particular. His
talent seems to run in progressive
standpat lines.
When l sees a man. Uncle Eben.
dat kin play de banjo an seven-up,
an tell you which boss ought to win
every race, an hyus 'um complalnin
bout his hahd luck, l can't help think
/ in oars been a waste o. time some
where. Washington Star.
7'he CASTOR and Alphonse business is
only half popular in Des Moines and
| Cellar Rapids. where the newspapers
insist on coming after you, my dear
| Gaston''
President Huh, of Clark University
agrees with the majority of the voters
of Albion and in a published address
gives dancing unlimited praise and ap-
pOval. SO far from suggesting legis-
lation against the exercise he urges
even venerable men and women to cap
or about in minuets and other ryhthmic
movements, whenever suitable oppor-
tunities can be obtained Dancing
from his point of view. may be re-
garded as a panacea for almost every
lack OF freedom and grace in physical
action. He might have added that the
sig.W of the gray haired fathers and
mo hers OF a community capering and
eavortdng would be certain to have
general enlivening effect
The Atlanta Journal Is calling for
Unity. Sanity and Parker In Iowa
the watchword of the democracy seems
to be Hearst! How much. and Hur-
rah Boys."
The erstwhile champion OF one class |
Of truiseis is making a great fuss and |
claiming that he was sold out by the |
referee In his recent fight with Britt.
The newspapers allow these fellows I
too much space for their vaporings.
Except to crowd of gamblers and |
thugs 1t really makes little difference
whether he was sold out or Knocked
out.
District Attorney jerome of New
York has served notice that the intiu
ence of the Vanderbilt millions and
family connections will be unavailing
in assisting Reggie" V. Vanderbilt to
escs pc from giving evidence in a gsmb-
ling case. Reggie" must swear in pub
lie. His private profanity Will probab-
~ be modelled after that of the older
Vanderbilt who let the public be
INTO notoriety by filing a suit against
he attorney general, the Panama canal
commissioners, the French syndicate
md about everybody else he could
mink of. to prevent the building OF the
Panama canal, on the ground that the !.
t-l IS NOlu, lHNdllu 4,
md repugnant to the constitution of ,
he United States. It Is astonishing i
low repusnant these things get when ,
hey promise to affect freight rates.
sonny said the good old man, I'm .
that you should tease that :
at IN that way" q
Why" replied the bad boy, pausing i,
n his inhunan work. do you know 4,
NY better way ?'-Philadelphia Press. c
Tie New Orleans man whose back f
zone WAS removed by the surgeons is 7
10 worse off than a whole lot of peo- 9
lie who never had any backbone in
he .irst place.
The war between Russia and Japan
Ias given rise to many "reminiscences j
n the part of those who have met So 9
tally the representatives of both ma 2
ions. A Philadelphia society girl, who y
as Just returned from a visit to Y
Washington, tells an amusing story of D
er introduction, at a semi official re-
option, 10 one OF the attaches of the
russian legation. 'Of course, I didn't :
atch his name" she said. in telling the f
tory. 1T seemed mile long and
ypice, as hard 10 pronoIlnce TT Sollnd- q