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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-18
WIRES
Working Dad.


About this time in every year the fact
comes home to me
Ihat I'm the chosen victim Of a great
conspiracy.
The household Dlotters arc at work. all
parties to 4 plan
That contempiates a raid upon the purse
o. the old man.
| The plot unrolls by SLOW degrees. grows
palmer day by day
L can't forget that Christmas is but one
short week away,
No prince of royal blood enjoys the horn-
age paid TO me
No potentate has servitors that work 50
/ willingly.
The things i like are cooked for me. the
meals are never late,
| The chores are done when ] get home,
! sit in regalsstate
/ Ger humble subjects over whom / WELD
a despot's sway.
And thus ! know that Christmas is but
one short week away,
The mother ostentatiously rc-lines an an
Gent coat
| She's worn these many seasons past
have not failed to note
| She needs new one Christmas Day. She
has not schemed in vain.
She gets that coat And Johnny gets his
sled and railroad train.
The girls get what they want as we'll
it's quite a bill to pay.
But dad goes broke as usual this COM
HlS NnIlStnaS Gay
know that things will. change again
when Christmas Gay is o'er.
Instead of master I'll be slave and go
on as before
With coal to carry. wood TO split and
other chores left. too
I'll help myself or so without, Just as
] used to do.
My term as emperor will end right after
Christmas day.
A seven-day king with Christmas but one
short week away
They haven't fooled the old man. but
they win out Just the same
AS each year comes along they work the
same old grsfting game. We
dad millionaire
He'd play the game for thousands, lose,
aud never turn a hairi
God bless that gang OF gTafrers all The
Old man hopes and prays .,,,
for many Christmas days.
Speaking OF rough houses, have you
been keeping track of the Hungarian
parliament? SeandalouGs, seandalous!
Club women all over the country are
indignant because they are classed
statehood bill. 1t really would seem
that the ladies have right TO pro-
| test
Chief Lynch objects to a covered pa
| troll wagon because it leads TO fights
! between officers and prisoners. And
we thought the chief had sporting
| blood in him, too,
The next session of the New York
legislature will be of benefit to the
country because it will end the grew
some jests about Former Governor
Black being the dark horse in the
senatorial race.
With ali respect TO modern methods
of storage we submit that eggs packed
last summer ought to be strong enough.
to take care of themselves by this
time.
While in Washington Judge Bartch
will take a look at the senate chamber
and if he likes the place he may decide
TO move in.
Prohibition party leaders are en-
gagged in a lovely quarrel. For shame.
ladies and gentlemen. for shame! We
assure you the patronage doesn't
justify the disturbance.
In brief. our position on the currency
question may be stated thus: More Of
it for us.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-18

Hats off to the young women who
routed the highwaymaa and compelled
him to restore their valuables II more
girls would keep their heads under
such circumstances the industry Of
robbing women would soon develop
into most discouraging occupation.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-18
BACK TO SOFT DIET.

Humph." growled Demosthenes to
the class as he ground another pebble
10 dust, call this a great stunt You
ought to tackle some of the new break
fast foOdr'
Recognizing the pre-eminence of the
great man as an authority on maxillary
matters the class vouchsafed no re-
joinder.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-18
Butted in and Ruttsd Out
emery Record.)

Jimmy Miller the 10-year-old son Of
Bishop Miller at Lawrence took a novel
ride few days $50 on the back OF one
of herd Of bucks Claire Winters was
sending TO the dipping corral. A friendly
buck took exception to what he pre-
sumed was an imposition on his partner
and butted the boy from the back of the
sheep he was riding. resulting in a dis
located shoulder for Jimmy
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-18
In the Good Old DAYS.
IIn1r Nnr nEAcHEn

Socrates was thoughtfully slipping
the henlock. I've tasted worse stuff
than this he remarked at length. Did
/ ever tell you about my trip TO Butter
he inquired moment later.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-18
ROYAL OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES

well" said Nero as he watched the
burning Of a new batch Of captives,
. these people can't say we didn't show
them hot time when they came TO
our town."
II there was anything Nero particu-
larry prided himself upon it was his
hospitality.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-18

Now il is claimed tina. Stoessel will be
able to hold Port Arthur for several
months. He seems determined to hold
on. at any rate. as long as handful
of defenders remain alive. His cour-
age is more &c be admired than bis dis
erection.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-18
FIVE BEAUTIFUL CHRISTMAS
BOOKS.

Out to Old Aunt Mays. $500. Riley
An Old Sweetheart of Mine, $500
Riley
Kitty of the Roses. $500, Barbour.
Her Infinite Variety. S1.5o. Whitlock.
This is For You, Love Poems of the
Saner Sort. s110. Lord.
Christmas Books in bewildering as
sortment at Derge's.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-18
smoot vs.. old Ladies.
CYernaI Express. }

(Nernal EXpress.)
1t now begins to look very much like
Senator smoot would not be disturbed
in his seat. If this proves the case, some
Of those old ladies in the east who have
spent so much tine on petitions and
resolutions VII feel that his Satanic
majesty has got the cinch on the u1t-
verse for sure
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-18
MERELY MEN.

Yes - remarked Horatius as he care
lessly tossed another band Of Tuscans
into the Tiber, Il find my experience
as floor-waller on bargain days makes
the handling of a mob like this easy
for me-"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-18
JULIUS LOSES A ROUND.

Jerusalem cried Caesar when he
saw Brutus in the crowd. II guess I'm
stuck again.
Having been out with him before.
Caesar knew there would be something
doing as soon as Brutus took a hand.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-18
Too Common in Utah.

tUtah County Democrat)
+ The baby show around the corner Is
offering prizes to people to come and
see the show.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-18
Limit Of EndIess journey.
bingham Bulletin.)

In another week the sun will have
reached the extreme southern limit OF
its endless switchback Journey and make
tor.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-18
Blistersd someP
iBingham RulletlnN

bingham Bulletin.)
Since the election Democratic papers
are reminders Of the effect OF a Upper
Of vater. on a. starehed shirt front.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-18
RUMOR or THT STATE PRESS
YOung PEOPLE in Troubls.

-l1- = "N--I-s = tOsteS9-T
Our young people here are troubled
terribly with the marriage fever. Thres
weddings within week
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-18
Holiday Purchases.

Keep in mind for gentlemen the Neck
wear, Mufiers. Fancy Hosiery. Gloves.
Night Robes. PajamRs. Underwear.
Fancy Shirts Canes and Umbrellas.
BROWN, TERRY & WOODRUFF CO..
Tel. 1873. 16s Main Street.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-18

Salt Lake Photo Supply Co. Every
thing Photographic. srd SO. and Maid.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-18

While in Washington Judge Bartch
will take a look at the senate chamber
and if he likes the place he may decide
TO move in.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-18

Prohibition party leaders are en-
gagged in a lovely quarrel. For shame.
ladies and gentlemen. for shamel We
assure you the patronage doesn't
justify the disturbance.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-18

With ali respect TO modern methods
Of storage we submit that eggs packed
last summer ought to be strong enough
to take care of themselves by this
time.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-18

The next session of the New York
legislature will be of benefit to the
country because it will end the grew
some jests about Former Governor
Black being the dark horse in the
senatorial race.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-18

In brief. our position Oh the currency
question may be stated thus More Of
ii for us.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-18

we reached the club house landing
peApte o'clock. tired but content. and
Sitoseener at peace with the world. !.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-18

Chief Lynch objects to covered pa
troll wagon because it leads TO fights
between officers and prisoners And
we thought the chief had sporting
blood in him, too,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-18

Club women all over the country are
indignant because they are classed
with lunatics and criminals i'm the
statehood bill. 1t really would seem
that the ladies have a right TO pro-
test.
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1904-05-19
Notice to Creditors

In the probate court of Nez Perce
county, Idaho.
In the matter of the estate Of Fanny
Moody, deceased.
Notice is hereby given by the under
signed administrator Of the estate Of
Fanny Moody deceased to the creditors
OF, and all persons having claims
against the said deceased, to exhibit
them, with the necessary vouchers
within four months after the first pub
fcation of this notice, to the said ad-
Illustrators attorney. P. E. Stookey at
Lewiston. the same being the place for
the transaction OF the business OF said
estate, in Nez Perez county, state Of
Idaho
signed and dated at Lewiston, Idaho
TINS the goth day Of April, A. D. 1904.
JOHN MATHEWS,
Administrator of said estate
Apr. 22-May 81
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1904-05-19
Notice for Publication
7. SMITH
5-3--6-S
Attorney for Plaintiff.

Notice TOR publication
Department of the Interior Land
Office at Lewiston. Idaho.
Lewiston, Idaho May Is, 1904.
Notice is hereby given that the fol-
lowing named settler has filed notice
Of his intention to make final proof in
support of his claim, and that said
proof will be made before the Register
and Receiver at Lewiston, Idaho, on
June %, 1904, viz:
JOHN w. A. MILLER.
OF Forest, Idaho. for the lot -, sen
nwA. neA swA and nwA sell section
81, township 80 N, range w. B. NJ.
He names the following witnesses to
prove his continuous residence upon
cultivation of said land, viz:
Lewis Stevens. Of Forest Idaho.
William Wolf. of Forest, Idaho.
Thomas Stevens, of Forest. Idaho.
Albert Sords. of Forest. Idaho.
]. B. WEST, Register.
May 13-June 2S'
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1904-05-19
Notice to Creditors

In the district court Of the United
States for the district Of Idaho North
western division. In bankruptcy.
In the matter Of c. H. French, bank
rupt. In bankruptcy.
To the creditors Of C. H. French, in
the county OF Nez Perez and district
aforesaid. bankrupt.
Notice is hereby given that on the
End day Of May. 1904, the said c. H.
French was duly adjudicated bankrupt.
and that the first meeting Of his cred
itors will be held at Lewiston, County
of Nez Perez. state of Idaho, at the
Office Of B. S. Crow. referee, on the
oath day of May. 1904. at 10 o'clock
a. M. at which time the said creditors
may attend, prove their claims. appoint
trustee, examine the bankrupt and
transact such other business as may
properly come before said meeting.
B. S. CROW,
Referee in Bankruptcy.
Lewiston, Idaho, May 10, 1904.
May 10-May "a.
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1904-05-19
Notice Of School Election

An annual election Of school direc-
tors will be held in the public school
building on the third Monday (1sth)
OF May, 1904. for the election OF three
members Of the board OF education OF
Lewiston Independent district No. 1;
one to fill the vacancy caused by the
resignation Of Mrs. Nellie z. Russell
for the term of one year and two for
the term Of three years EACH to fill
vacancies caused by the expectation Of
the terms Of H. X. Barnett and George
A. Smith. Polls will open at / o'clock
and close at 6 o'clock. BY order Of
the board. H. X. BARNETT, Clerk
Dated Lewiston. Idaho. April 26, 1904.
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1904-05-19
Alias Summons

In the probate court Of Nex Pere
county, State Of Idaho.
lewiston National Bank. a CORPORA.
zion plaintiff, VS.. A. S. Thurber. de.
fendant.
To A. S. Thurber, defendant. the
State of Idaho sends greeting:
You are hereby notified and re-
ouired to be and appear before the
above entitled court in the above en-
,it,ed cause, and to answer the com.
n,aint of the plaintiff on file herein. on
me sth day Of July. A. D. 1904, at the
hour of ten G0) o'clock. A. M, thereof
NJ Judgment will be taken against Won
nv default, in accordance with the
nrayer Of the complaint Of the plain.
IN for the sum Of $4,000, with interest
accrued in the sum of $3.50, and with
interest on the sum OF $4,000 from
12-31-1903 at the rate of per cent
ner month, from said date to Judgment
and for costs Of suit.
The general nature Of this action ia
as follows: Plaintiff alleges that on
the cath day Of August, A. d. 1903, the
said defendant. A. S. Thurber with
another executed and delivered for
value, to the said plaintiff, a promis
sorry note for the sum of $4,000 with
interest at the rate Of l per cent Der
viding for the payment of the further
sum by said defendant. Of $500. in
the event Of suit or action to inforce
the payment Of the same or any part
thereof, and that the said sum Of SIS. 90
is attorneys provided in said note.
Plaintiff AYERS that the payment OF
said note has not been made, and that
the whole thereof is now due, owing
and unpaid from the said defendant
to this plaintiff. and demands judy
ment in the sum as hereinbefore set
forth. In support of all of which you
are hereby referred to the complaint.
a copy Of which is served herewith.
And you are further notified that if
you so fail to appear. and the complaint
as herein required, the PLAINTIFF will
take Judgment against you for the sum
Of $4,000, with the further sum of
$3.50. accrued interest," and for inter-
est on the sum OF $4,000 at l per cent
per month from 12-3--1903 to judg
ment, and for costs of suit.
To any constable or to the sheriff of
Nez Perez county, state of Idaho
greeting:
Make due service and return of this
writ.
This writ issued and tested this the
9Th day Of May, A. D. 1904
w. B. REESE
Probate Judge in and for Nez
Perez County. Idaho and ex-of-
ficio Clerk Of the above Court.
l. N SMITH, Lewiston. Idaho
Attorney for Plaintiff 5-7-7-S
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1904-05-19
Notice for Publication

Department of the Interior, Land Of
flee al Lewiston Idaho.
Lewiston. Idaho. May II. 1904.
Notice is hereby given that the fol-
lowing-named settler has filed notice
of his intention to make final proof in
support of his claim, and that said
proof will be made before the Register
and Receiver, at Lewiston. Idaho, on
July s, 1904, viz.
BENJAMIN F. HENDERSON
of Forest, Idaho for lot 4. section 3,
township S2 n. range w. B. NJ, and
lot %, section "a. township 33 NJ range
w B. NJ.
He names the following witnesses to
prove his continuous residence upon
and cultivation of said land, viz:
James F. Harris. Of Forest, Idaho
Howard Gallings. of Forest, Idaho.
william Wilson of Forest. Idaho.
Marvin ]. Deal, of Forest, Idaho.
J.. B. WEST. Register.
May 1s-July s.
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1904-05-19

Agents of either sex should today
write Marsh Manufacturing company
53S Lake street. Chicago. for cuts and
particulars OF their handsome Alumni
mum Card Case with your name en-
graved on it and filled with 100 calling
Or business c"rds Everybody orders
them. Sample case and 100 cards post
paid, Acc. This case and 100 cards re-
tail at IS cents. You have only to
show sample TO secure an order. Send
40c at once for case and Zoe cards or
send &c for 100 cards witho case
$40 prize for every agent. Mention
his paper. S-June 80
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1904-05-19
Notice Of Attachment

In the district court of Second judi
cial district of the state of Idaho, in
and for the county of Neg Perez.
The Genesee Exchange Bank a COR
poration, plaintiff VS.. John Vernon, A.
M Warner and w. A. Holland, defend
ants.
To whom it may concern:
Notice is hereby given, That an at
tachment issued out of the above en-
titled action in the above entitled cause.
against the property Of said defend
ants. on the 21st day Of April, 1904.
Dated this 23rd day Of April, 1904.
]. r. LYDON,
Clerk of the District Court.
BY GEO. E. ERB, Deputy.
l. N. SMITH, Attorney for Plaintiff.
Apr. 23-May 20.
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1904-05-19
NOTICE OF SALE
OF School Bonds by Svhool District
No. "a

OF School Bonds by svhool District
No. 81
pursuant to resolution of the
Board Of Trustees Of School District
No. "a, in the county of Nez Perce,
State Of Idaho. duly entered on the
26th day Of March, 1904, an election
was held in said district on the 9Th
day of April, 1904. for the purpose of
determining whether the trustees Of
said district be authorized to issue
bonds in the sum Of $1,000. 90, payable
June l. 1904. to bear interest at s
per cent per annum. interest payable
semi-annually. for the purpose Of
building school house in said district
and at said election more than two
thirds Of the votes cast being in favor
OF said proposition, and the board of
trustees having been authorized to
issue the same.
NOW. therefore, pursuant to the au-
thority granted at said election, and a
resolution of the board Of trustees of
said district No. "a. notice is hereby
given Of the intention OF said district
to issue bonds to the amount Of 81 900
to be in denominations Of $500 each,
to be paid June LIST. 1914, and bear in
terest at the rate of per cent per
annum, interest payable SEMI nnu-
ally. and bids are invited for the same,
said bids to be filed with the clerk of
said district at Melrose, Idaho, on or
before the hour Of 1 o'clock D. m. on
the 1871 day Of May. 1904. on which
date the same will be opened by said
board.
The board reserves the right to re-
tect any or all bids offered.
BY order of the board,
A. E. MISNER,
Clerk Of the Board Of Trustees
Of School District No. 81.
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1904-05-19
Notice for Publication

Department of the Interior. Land Of
nee at Lewiston Idaho.
Lewiston, Idaho. May II. 1904.
Notice is hereby given that the fol-
lowing named settler has filed notice
OF his intention to make final proof In
support of his claim, and that said
proof will be made before Register and
receiver at Lewiston, Idaho, on July
8. 1904, viz.
MARVIN j. DEAL,
OF Forest, Idaho. for the WIZ of sell
es OF swk section l. township 80 n,
range w. B. NJ.
he names the following witnesses to
prove his continuous residence upon
and cultivation of said land, viz:
James F. Harris, Of Forest, Idaho.
howard Gallings, Of Forest, Idaho.
William Wilson, Of Forest, Idaho.
Benjamin F. Hendrickson, of Forest,
Idaho.
J. B. WEST, Register.
May 1S-July s.
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1904-05-19
Notice for Publication

~ ~S'SoS'S"
department Of the Interior, Land
oihce at Lewiston. Idaho.
Lewiston, Idaho, May 49, 1904.
notice is hereby given that the fol-
'o"ihg-named settler has filed notice
u MS intention to make final proof in
support Of his claim, and that said
''ooi VIII be made before the Register
a''u receiver at Lewiston, Idaho. on
June 2s, 1904. viz:
THOMAS M. RICE
~ rosetta. Idaho, for the WIZ neA sec
~ oh 81 swk sell and seA swA section
", township SO N. range 2 w. B. M.
ne names the following witness to
p'o'e his continuous residence upon
"'a cultivation Of said land, viz:
James Rice. Of Rosetta, Idaho.
'ephen Wyman. Of Rosetta, Idaho.
,onh Davis, Of Rosetta, I6aho
Jason Butler, Of Rosetta, Idaho.
J. d. WRIST. Register.
Nay 1s.5une ~
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1904-05-19
EIGHTH GRADE EXAMINATION

'nree Sets Of Questions Will be Sent
Out for the Test
40 pupils and teachers-There will
oe .hree sets Of Eighth grade examina-
.oh questions issued this spring as
ioho"s: March 20, 30 and 81; April
q, 20 and 20; May &C. 81 and %.
examinations will be held in several
parts OF the county as follows: Lew
's'oh' Leland, Nezperce, Clifford South
WICK and Spalding.
BERNICE MCCOY,
county School Superintendent.
march II, 1904. Mar 17-May q
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w. r. c. No. ?

Rosa Cannon, president: Elisa Baum.
g. v. president: Mary Gifen. J. ".
president: Sarah A. Rowley. treas
ursr: Elisa Pierstsn. chaplain: Mag
gle Parker. conductor; barbara
TnDH. guard: OusaA = Manning
0oOU1AO.
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1904-05-19

You ars paying At the least calculation
10 for the enc paper you Get, why net
sst two Of ire hsst fsr tbs came priee.
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