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The Wahpeton times., 1904-07-01
A Practical Joke.

"The practical jokes of Harvard un.
der-graduates do not usually interest
me-" said Boston banker. but two
young Harvard men played on a chop
house man trick that was neat. They
got brush and can of paint. and
they painted out one letter in the
chophouse mans big sign. The sign
read originally:
OUR CHOPS CAN'T BE BEAT.
1T read after they got through with
it:
OUR CHOPS CAN'T BE EAT"
The Wahpeton times., 1904-07-01
Some oid.rime Recipes.

Some of the recipes in a quaint old
book were intended specially for q
lords" table. For instance, pike
was to be served whole to "a lorde."
but cut In pieces for the common
alte." Cabbages we're to be thickened
with grated bread for ordinary peo.
pie. but served with yo,ks Of eggs for
a "lorde." The dishes at this time
used at table we're either eold OF
silver Tor great occasions and wooden
trenchers and platters for ordinary
use. It was not till the time Of Queen
Elizabeth that plates Of metal and
eerthenware began to be generally
used instead Of wood.
The Wahpeton times., 1904-07-01

The violin should be kept at fair.
ly uniform temperature, where there
is no moisture: never expose 1t to
humidity. II the G string buzzes, Il
should be tightened somewhat above
the pitch and rubbed with olive oil or
with half lemon. II the pegs slip
they should be rubbed with soap. and
then chalk should be sprinkled on
them. and on getting new bridge, Il
IL always best to get the violin raskae
to choose and adjust 1t for you.
The Wahpeton times., 1904-07-01
John Wesley,

SS"u vvSOs0/s
THE world my parish b'-prophstie
word!
The map Eapolson carved on Europe's
Zen now the studsnt may no longer
trace,
All conquerors BY vain ambition spurrsA
Have merely proved their vauitinG pride
absurd;
hut thou. great conaueror. thy parish
grows
Until no corner Of the world but knows
Thy name. that's loved wherever heard
Great Wesley! mighty man of mighty
We CONS, TO scribe our love upon tn.
That's writ by lauding continents. whose
Are blest with churches dotting every:
Al bearing witness to the kindly .ouis
1hat hrightens through the everlasting
L. T. Weeks in Winfield <Kan.) Journal.
The Wahpeton times., 1904-07-01
Hints on the cars Of violin..

OUR CHOPS CAN'T BE EAT"
The daily tribune., 1904-03-28
Stomach Trouble.

Il have been troubled with my
stomach for the past four years. says
D. l.. Beach Of Glover Nook Farm,
Greenfield. Mass. "a few days age
was induced to buy a box OF Cham.
berlain's Stomach and Liver Tablets.
l have taken part of them and feel q
great deal BETTER II you have any
trouble with your stomach try box
of these Tablets. You are certain to
be pleased with the result. Price 2s
cents. For sale by all druggists.
The daily tribune., 1904-03-28

The hearty acquiescence Of the
Northern Securities company in the
decision of tho supreme court without
further contest. and its haste 10 com
ply with the law as interpreted by the
distinguished tribunal. pleases and
encourages the officers Of the govern.
ment. The company gracefully SUBJ
mits to being disbanded and retires
from business. thereby vindicating its
assertion that in its organization Mr..
Hill intended no violation Of the law,
Democrats in congress insist that
other great trusts shall be prose suited
with equal vigor. to which the ad-
mipistration responds that they will
be attacked ~ fast as the attorney
general accumulates evidence on
which to base sufficient indictment.
The daily tribune., 1904-03-28
COlOnlst Rates,

To points in Idaho, Montana, Ore.
gon, Washington and California. daily
from March LIST to April Both. 1904 in.
elusive, via d. and r. G and itt
connections. Don't fail to avail
yourself of these low rates.
Suo -.-<~ &a- A. L. A-sAla. a,d
other points in California via Rio
Grande and connections. daily Marci
LIST to April Both 1904. Liberal stol
over privileges
Portland Oregon $25. 90 via Rit
Grande and connections, daily Marcel
lst to April 30th. 1904 See
G.. T. Menzel. Agent.
The daily tribune., 1904-03-28
Are You Looking

for the finest. fastest train service
between Florence and Chicago and all
points east? We have it in connec.
tion with D. and r. G. The Chicago
Union Pacific and Northwestern line
operates two crack daily trains Den
YER to Chicago, without change. Pull
man cars, Buffet smoking and library
cars, free reclining chair cars, dining
cars. tourist sleeping cars through
from Florence twice weekly. Ask
your agent or write D. H. Hoops,
general agent. Denver. tt
The daily tribune., 1904-03-28
Receiver for ca.se Gas Company

Receiver for Cansa Gas Company.
On the petition Of the Augusta
rruss company Of Augusta. Maine.
salt was brooshs before Judge n. 8.
Bailey Of the district coort Saturday
against the Canon City Gas company
70 rs.covsr interest on . bonded in
osbssdnes Of e59. 900. the Gas COM
pany having dsfAoitec on the lat
annual payment.
The attorneys for the complainant.
having shown that the company was
insolvent. asked for . receiver in
order that the interests Of their
clients might be properly protected.
wsereupon Judge Bailey appointed
George n. Lawrence, . heavy stock
holder. and the treasurer OF the com
pAny. to take-ehsrRe of its Affairs for
the benefit Of its creditors.
The Canon City Gas company has
about $50, 900 invested in . plant and
its assets are largely in excess Of its
liabilities. The officers of the com
paDy are: DR.. II. A. Black, Pueblo.
president; J. ID. Taylor, secretary and
general manager; George NJ. Lyons.
treasurer.
The daily tribune., 1904-03-28


Out Of respect for Representative
Thompson Of Alabama, who dieo the
other day, congress immed .ately ad.
iourned. Gould there be anything
more absurd than an attempt to show
respect by stopping work? Would it
not be much more respectful to a
member to work even harder and
longer? Then large committee of
members paid 5000 for a Pullman
train to go to his home and bury him.
Would it not be much more consider.
ate to give the money to his widow :?
Iii they have any right to use public
money in such q way.
The daily tribune., 1904-03-28

Mrs. W. Fl. Layhs, of 1901 Agnes
Ave-, Kansas City, Mo. has for sew.
eral years been troubled with severe
hoarsness and at times a hurd cough.
which she says. Would keep me In
doors for days. l was prescribed for
by physicians with no noticeable re-.
suits. A friend ga me part Of a
bottle Of Cham berlain' s Cough Remedy
with instructions to colsely follow the
directions and WISH to state that aft
or the first day l could notice decided
change for the better, and at this
time after using it for two weeks,
nave no hesitation in saying realize
that l am entirely cured" This
remedy is for sale by all druggists.
The daily tribune., 1904-03-28


The canal comm issioners intend to
sail for Panama Tuesday to look over
the ground and plan the campaign.
They have . gigantic task but will re-
oeive all the backing which President
Roosevelt can give III an open letter
addressed to them he expresses his
wish that the work be thoroughly and
economically done. He declares that
there 10 no politics in it; that he
does not know the party Affiliations of
his appointees; that it is for the
benefit of all mankind He warns
the commissioners that they must do
the work as we'll AZ it can be done or
he will 6nd some other engineers to
take their plsoe. He also expects all
subordinates to be efficient and honest.
otherwlse they must be discharged
out of hand Evidently the presi-
dent looks upon this work as the
crowning glory OF his administration.
The daily tribune., 1904-03-28
Oo.ssAsrsbls sxoisemsp. prevail,

CoasiAsrsbls excitement prevails
o. acoosss Of the condition Of the
psblic school Of Washington. d. @.
Congress nskes reasonable sppropriA-
tions for shcso schools, but three COM
missioner appointed by the president.
who forD the sriumvirate under
which the people live, squander it on
high schools while 10000 children
between the ages Of six and twelve are
running wild In the streets and alleys
or are admitted to school buildings
only half = day. Thus the whole sys-
tam is top p-heavy. High schools are
coddled aud pampered and loaded
down with . preposterous curriculum
which includes Latin. Greek. Ger.
man. geometry. and trigonometry.
while elementary training 10 At its
lowest ebb and thousands emerge from
the arammer school into practical life
who do not know how to spell. A
large majority never see the inside
OF . school house after the fifth grade.
and there 10 . demand for reform.
The daily tribune., 1904-03-28
A Deportation Act.

Governor Peabody has decided to
deport all on-resident strike leaders
In the state. As . beginning last
Saturday Mother" Jones, Organizer
Wardjon and Paganni and the editor
Of the italian paper At Trinidad were
taken away from Las Animas county
aud told not to return. At Telluride
President Meyer was arrested on a
warrant for desocrating the flag
while it is reported that warrant for
the Same cause is out for Secretary
Haywood.
The daily tribune., 1904-03-28
Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver
Tablets. Unequalled tor
Consultation.

Mr.. A., r. Kane, a prominent drug.
gist Of Baxter Springs, Kansas, says
Chamberlain Stomach and Liver
Tablets are, in my Judgment, the most
superior preparation of anything in
use today for constipation. They are
sure in action and with no tendency
to nauseate or grip,. For sale by all
druggists.
The daily tribune., 1904-03-28
Best Remedy for Constipation.

The finest remedy for constipation
1 ever used 10 Cham mberlain's Stomach
and Liver Tablets" sans Mr.. Eli
Butler. OF FrAnkville. n. Y They
act gently and without any unpleasant
effect, and leave the bowels in . per-
fectly natural condition" Sold by
all druggists.
The daily tribune., 1904-03-28
News for all Flower Lovers.

There will be a Flower Carnival
given by the Aid Society of the Chris
tian church in September. Everybody
plant flowers and get ready to take
prizes. Dahlias and Nssturtiums the
principal flowers. but others will
receive prizes. Buy seeds and plants
now. 20.24
The daily tribune., 1904-03-28

II toubled with weak digestion.
bslching or sour stomach. use Cham
hfslain's Stomach and Liver Tables
ard yos will 81 quick relief. Flo
eals by al drssgists.
The daily tribune., 1904-03-28

Have you IN offensive breath! DR..
Yards month wash will cure that. #
The daily tribune., 1904-03-28
RAILROAD TIME CARDS.
Atehi.on. Topeka & Santa Fe Railway.

Atehson. Topeka & Santa fe Railway.
No. 625-From Pueblo and all
points east, arrive daily ly. II 90 a p
No. 626--For Pueblo and all points
=, cast, depart dsily------.,- SIS p m
No. 631-From Florence and Rock
I vale: daily, except Sunday, depart 400 p m
No. 6Se From Canon City, daily, ex.
cept Sunday, arrive IL 20 M
Direct connection Is now made at Pueblo foi
Chicago and all points east and at La Junta
with California limited Tor Los Angeles and
San francisco.
Inquiries solicited and promptly and cheer
fully answered.
Descriptive literature folders FREQ BY appl,
ing to 4. =. Psv.nHl Asant
The daily tribune., 1904-03-28
A Farm For You.

Are you satisfied at homer Or do
you wish to better yourself? You
should investigate what the San Joa.
quin Valley of California has to offer
hustlers. In that great valley is
grown uine-tenths of the U. S raisin
crop. and millions of gallons of wine
are made yearly. You can profitably
raise almost everything there. Good
farms ut cheap prices Low rate
colonist excursions in March and April
on the Santa Fe. Write for pamph-
let's to A. q. Palmer A. T. and 8. F.
Ry., Florence Colo.
When You want n pleasant purga.
tive try Cham berlain's Stomach and
Liver Tablets. They are easy to
take and produce no nausea, gripping
or other disagreeable effect. For sale
By all drugsists.
The daily tribune., 1904-03-28
Denver & Rio Grande Railway.
O. T. MENzEL. Agent.

ARRIVE DEPART
s;s7 pm 1881 p m
II IA a m n:I4am
im a N ioi
s:s p m s:.s p m
n..s p m l,:.s p .
sos q n sos q 70
$50 $50 pm
i2:~ p m ls:B pm
ASS a N a:~an
IN a. iNaU
The daily tribune., 1904-03-28

Al
No. Pacific coast limited
from Denver and eastern
connections
No. 2-Atlantic coast limit
ed, from California and
western points----- IL
No. S-Pacitic coast express
from Denver.
No. A-Atlantic coast -ex-
press from California and
western points .---.-.
No. 5-Tsans-contino u tai
limited from Denver and
eastern connections l.
No. 6-Trans-contine n tai
limited. from California
and western points q
No. .~9-Denver and Canon
City Flyor. -------...--- 8
No 10-Canon City and
Denver Flyer Il
No. t5-Colorado Express
from Denver /;
No. 16tColorado express
6cn al western pointst1
Coloesdo..-..--.-.---....-
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1904-01-25
EAST CRAFTSBURY.

Vernon Woods Of Connecticut is visiting
his father.
Miss Margaret Morse spent few days in
Hardwick recently visiting her friends, Mr..
and Mrs. Andrew Young.
The stage route is changed now, the stage
running from here to Greensboro. This
leaves US without any direct communion
ton with the other parts of Craftsbury.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1904-01-25
LOCAL NEWS.
CONTINUED FROM FIRST PAGE.

was allowed to hold as many services dur
ing the year, as they owned seats. He
touched upon other points OF interest, of
which the limits of this article forbid the
mention. Wallace Shippee paid fitting
tribute to the memory of Harry Wright.
He spoke feelingly of the great loss which
the church had incurred in his death; and
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1904-01-25
HOLLAND.

Henry Burbeck is on the sick list.
H. B. Tice has gone to Greensboro I'd
work.
Hugh Finn has been quite sick the pas
week.
George stearns is quite sick at this
writing.
Frank Johnson sprained his ankle quite
badly one day last week.
Miss Mabel Calkins has been visiting her
sister, Mrs. Herbert Finn.
About forty young people gat hered at
the home of L. w. Hall on Jan. 10 to cele-l
brate Oma Halls Goth birthday. A very|
pleasant evening was spent with games, etc.
Refreshments of cakes and coffee were
served and everybody had good time.
RASBURG.
Mrs. F. H. HoIdridge has been quite Ill
the past week.
Miss Myra Taplin OF Burlington was in
town over Sunday.
Leon Collins is attending the winter
term of school at Barton academy.
Rev. E. P. Treat went to Hartford, Conn.
last Saturday to remain a few days.
Rev. Mr.. Vincent OF Barton preached in
the Congregational church yesterday. 1
Carl Story is spending a few weeks with
his parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Horace Story.
Mrs. Maria Houghton has been ill tn
past two weeks and remains quite feebls
Miss Effie Holman, who has been in Tho
vicinity of Colorado Springs the past two
or three years, returned home last Thurs
day to spend the winter with her father.
s. D. Holman.
The mill company are doing an extern
sive business this winter and the lumber
men are seen with heavy loads of logs
early and late from all directions on the
way to the saw mill.
The officers chosen at the annual meetingi
of the CongI Sunday school were Pres, j
W. Parker; Supt., j. G. Carpenter; asst.
c. w. Wheeler; secretary and TREASURED.
Henry Priest; organist, Mrs. Seavey; sss<..
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1904-01-25
WEST GLOVER.

Miss Ruby Barber is home from Barton
on account of sickness.
Roy Styles went to Boston Thursday
hoping to get situation there.
George Bickford has moved into the
house herecently bought of Charles Wood
ard.
G. F. Cutler was elected member of tbs
business committee of INTERPRETATIONS
society at their last meeting.
John Lewis is home from the Mary
Fletcher hospital, Burlington, where he
went to have his foot treated.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1904-01-25
WEST DERBY.

to go to Boston today for the remainder Of
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1904-01-25

Miss Cora Curtis, formerly teschel
was the guest OF Mrs. VIM. Cameron
Sunday. Miss Cameron now tesc1
Lyndon.
A party of about twenty five of tn
ton academy students drove to the
of their classmates, Vernon Tichurs
evening last week to give him sui
A fine time was reported.
The Minneapolis journal., 1904-08-20
FORTRESS FALL
SEEMS IMMINENT
Rumor Of Jap Repulse Is Heard,
but Source Is Un-
traceable.
Meanwhile Kuropatkin Retreats =
Russian Cruisers
Safe.

Chi-fu, Aug. 20, $50 p.m.-There
is a rumor current here, the source
of which cannot be learned, that the
Japanese have been repulsed at Port
Arthur.
M. H. 1juin, the Japanese consul
general at Tien-tsin, who arrived to-
day on the British steamer Pechili,
and who had conversation with the
commander of a Japanese torpedo
boat destroyer, which overhauled the
steamer off Liao-ti promontory last
night, says that today's battle, which
began at daybreak, is directed against
the fortress itself. 1t is taking place
along the entire line and it is Japan's 5
supreme effort, to which the recent
battles were only preliminary contests.
He adds:
firmly believe that you can safely say
that Port Arthur will soon be In our
hands. One after the other OF the outer
defenses have been taken by the Jap
anese and when the latter had completed
their preparations for the grand assault,
General Stoessel was asked to surrender.
He refused Now comes the final test.
Last night the chief of the civil
police of Port Arthur arrived on a
junk that sailed from the fortress at
10 o'clock Wednesday night.
He asserts that the main attack Of
the japanese is now being delivered
against the center of the line Of de-
fenses. The losses Of the assailants
on Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday
he estimates at 5000. Two regiments
Of infantry, one battery of artillery
destroyed on Tuesday, he asserts, by
the explosion of land mines. The Jap
anese, however, captured forts and
d on Wednesday.
The Minneapolis journal., 1904-08-20
STRIKERS GROW
MORE CONFIDENT
Donnel1y Says Peace Will Come
Only With Packers Uncondi-
tional Surrender.

Chicago, Aug. 2O.-"I see no peace
in sight, except on condition that the
packers surrender on unconditional
terms.
when the people see the report Of
last nights meeting Of the Chicago
Federation Of Labor they will be as
founded. We have trump card to
play and it has been drawn from the
deck" said President Donnelly Of the
striking butchers today, while he
was directing his assistant to go
self was preparing to go to East
St. Louis to meet international Vice
President Cass E. Schmidt, whom
he will send to Kansas City to
look after the labor situation there.
He declared the action of Mayor
Harrison, in ousting the strikebreak-
ers from the housingrooms in the
packingplants, meant quicker success
to the strikers. Not since the strike
began has President Donnelly seemed
so hopeful
He criticized the action of the
teamsters in sending a committee
investigation. II don't see what the
teamsters expected to do. If they
don't like this strike let them go back
to work.
Packers affected by Corporation
Counsel Tolman's opinion holding
that thousands Of employees lodged at
the stockyards must find accommoda-
tions elsewhere called a meeting to-
day at Swift & Co.'s offices. It was
| limited that attempts to abolish the
| living quarters in the packing plants
would be contested, recourse being
| had to the courts If necessary.
The Minneapolis journal., 1904-08-20
PANAMA GRABS
COLOMBIAN LAND
New Republic Takes Possession
Of Valuable Strip Bogota
Is Excited.

New York, Aug. 2o.-Private ad-
vices from Buena Ventura, Colombia,
garrison at Nugui, a city at the con-
fiuence of the Atrata and San Juan
rivers. If this news is correct the
Panama republic has assumed formal
possession Of a, wide strip Of the CO.
lombian department Of Cauca, which,
according to a map Of Greater Colon
bia, issued in 1880 at Caracas, was
originally the southern extremity of
the old department. of Panama.
If Panama succeeds in maintaining
her hold, she will acquire an addition
al Pacific seaboard extending to
Baudo rivera distance of about 100
miles.
The news is said to have created in
tense excitement at 5Bogota.
The Minneapolis journal., 1904-08-20
IS THE lARINA'S
CHILD A GIRL?
Russian Revo1utionists Say Male
Child Is Not the Czarina's
Own.
Tell That Peasant Woman's In
FAINT Was Substituted for
Girl.
New York Sun Special Service.


Paris, Aug. 20.-Russian revolu-
tionists here declare that the empress
of Russia really gave birth to a female
child for whom a male child was sub
stituted.
The revo.utionists insist that the
story comes from a perfectly reliable
source, and that it will be verified
later.
A peasant about to become a
mother was smuggled into the Alex
adra villa at Peterhof. The nihilists
pretend even to go into particulars
and aver that the czarina was blessed
with a girl, the fifth, the day before
boy came to the peasant. The fact
of the czarina's accouchement was
concealed until the baby boy was
taken from his humble mothers arms.
presented to the czar's relatives and
the court and placed in the imperial
cradle.
Improbable as this story appears
it must be remembered that the revo-
lutionists have extraordinary under
ground means of ntercommunication
all over Europe. The Russian revolu-
tionary committee in Paris had news
via Geneva, that Won Plehve was as
sassinated some time before the fact
was known on the bourse.
The Minneapolis journal., 1904-08-20
LEGAL BATTLE
At GRAVES EDGE
Attempts to Serve Papers on E.
Augustus Heinze at Mothers
Funeral.
few York Sun Special Service,

New York Sun Special Service.
New York, Aug. 20.-Attempts
were made to serve legal papers in
the great Montana copper war on F..
Augustus Heinze as he stood beside
his mothers grave in Greenwood
cemetery, Brooklyn. The process
servers appeared just as Mrs. Heinze' s
body was to be lowered into the grave.
Their loud inquiries as to which Of
the mourners was Mr.. Heinze dis
turbed the religious services, but the
clergyman continued reading the last
rites. Friends of Mr.. Heinze eventu-
ally succeeded in getting the law clerk
and his misunderstanding guard away
from the grave. It could not be
learned whether service was actually
secured.
The subpoena was issued by the
United States circuit court, requiring
the attendance Of Mr.. Heinze before
notary public in an action begun
by the Boston and Montana Consoli-
dated Copper company and the Silver
Mining company to recover $5,20O,0 900
as damages for alleged wrongful con-
version of ores.
Mrs. Heinze died in Germany July
"a. Her body arrived on the steam
ship Kronprinz Tuesday.
The Minneapolis journal., 1904-08-20
,CzAR CALLS oUT RESERVES
All Reserve Officers in Empire
Ordered Into Service.

Ordered Into Service.
st. Petersburg, Aug. 2O.-The en-
peror has isued ukase summoning to
the colors all the reserve officers thru
out the empire.
The defeats which the Russians
havve suffered only seem to increase
Russia's determination to hurry REIN
forcements to the front. The ukase,
ordering the mobilization Of forty-five
additional districts, calls to the colors
the reserves of about one-tenth of
European Russia. Considerably over
half the first-class reserves of
European Russia have now been
calle dout and practically all the re-
serves in Siberia.
It would appear that the last news from
the front had not been made public in St.
Petersburg when the above dispatch was
filed, as 1t was announced from Toxic
this afternoon that the Japanese troops
had reoccuped An-shanshan and that
the Russians had retreated northward.
An-shan-s shan Is situated midway be-
tween Hai-cheng and Liao-yung. The lat
ter was defended by fortified semicircle
Of positions enabling the Russian forces
to be concentrated easily and moved along
inside the lines. The other main Russian
positions in the semicircle referred to
were An-ping. about half way to Lao
yang and some twenty miles southeast
ward Of 1t, Sik-hai-en, about forty miles
due east Of Liao-yang, and Lian-dian-
sian, twenty-four miles southeast OF
Liao-yan
1t was pointed out in recent dispatch
from Liao-yang that the main Russian
position would be stronger when they re-
tired from An -shan-shan.