The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1904-04-21
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ter Box, aud lazy Ned. aro country
correspondents OF the Houston Demo
crat.
viii wlnn. Of Usage, who married
Inn city's mo popular young womas
Saturday night Is now called WIN Won
by his acquaintancea.
As soon a. The Excelsior Spring.
Call stopped printing It's daily slrEt
page poem" the paper grew 90 that
Il had 70 add a supplement-
II the Missourian who owns bottom
land Ear escape floods this year. the
chances are be viii raise the best
wheat crop ia the history OF the
state.
Henry Dorman. who lives in Barton
county. is probably Missouri's oldest
white person. Mr.. Dorman is l05 years
OF age. having been born in 1899.
An amateur band concert wa given
over I'm Henry county the other Rlrht
for the benefit Of an INDECENT sick
man. but the invalid didn't have to
listen to IL.
A Green county farmer Is so absent
minded that. upon reaching home from
Ash Grove the other night. he lock
ga his wife IN the barn n led the
horse into the house.
An Ozark county man named FaIlon
saw an electric street car for the
first time In his life when he visited
Carthage Monday To him. be said.
it was almost as much a mystery as
a seltbinder.
A Chillicothe young man. who had
a sweetheart AZ Cbuia went over TO
see her Sunday and found her a bride.
He couldn't have been very much in
love with her. though. as one o. the
papers says be is sim on fun feed"
The proprietors q the I've soda
fountains 10 Carthage have formed a
combine % charge ten cents a glass
Tor Ice cream soda A movement Is
on foot among the younger men Of
Carthage 90 ietltion Attorney General
Knox 20 bust the trust
BY placing telephones IN their
homes Missouri farmers have pFoyis.
ed their property with something they
did not expect-nre protection. Now
when a farmers harm OF house catches
fire. n be has a telephone. be secures
the aid % his neiEhbors IN fighting
the hiare without delay.
The Maryyile Tribune man has
adopted the Paw Paw Basoo's idea
and Is writing editorials Ia huncnca
~" rhyme.
An Atehisen coanty paper says that
two prisoners Who tried 20 escape
from the jail up that way last week
vero oyerpowercd by the guards.
Gentry county farmers say they
dont find enough hitching places / "a
King city. Unless more posts are pro.
vided King CITY. speaking from a bust.
ness standpoint. may b. dethr0ned.
Tony Black. = Carthage uegro boy.
couldn't pull a catfish out ~ a creek
With a line and pole Saturday so be
sprang into tho water and wrcsticd
with H. After a short struggle I0ny
emerged from the water carrying the
fish In his arms.
over Ia Hopkins the other day a
travelling man dropped a bottle a wills.
key on the Sidewalk and u broke. Sew.
eral o. the younF sporty youths Of
the town walked hack and forth past
the spot and managed 10 acquire small
"Jags from the smell % the liquor. !
A Plattshurg woman. according 60
the Maysyille Republican. . Y the
telephone an energetic ring the other
aaV nva 49, So n..s-.F Ill
svercd, asked hurricdly; Have you
any brains7- yes vas the reply.
but ! don't believe yoa have SAY
The womsn gasped and exclaimed.
oh, thought ! had the meat shop"
Brass Bullets. from tha Richmond
MiEaourian, A brain strengthens az
u IL used. A firm. SET and
t~irolosH determination "a DO docs.
IA old sidewalk paid FOR IL
better than \ new ono ON credit.
+. There u alvaya a way ont Of
q difficulty II yea have honest fsita u.
yourself A sumhn hates 10
see = man act fooishly unless IL is
over her Every girl IL dia.
satished with her welsht or the color
OF her hair. a cottage with
h~sppinesa IN Il without carpets IL bet.
ter than the tApestFled mansion where
love lies not.
Henry lockwood a Jasper county
farmer. three = rock AZ his doc Tncs-
day and Il struck . ferocions bull, The
bull charged lockwood and knocked
down and might have killed him
had the dog not attacked Il from be
hind. lockwood says he will never
abuse the doc again.
Alvin Douglas. a poor bat lndustrl.
Gus farmer who lives near Hastain.
lost ene Of his horses the other DAY
and had but one left to farm with. A
nrighbor collected enough money 10
buy Douglass another horse. but the
young farmer politely declined a. say.
Ing he would get along some way.