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La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1904-02-17
Ataque sistemdtiCo

Ia prensa republicans ataca siste-
maticamente, todo 10 que sc relacione
con la Union, va sea expresado por nues
tros peri6dicos por los oradores parti-
darios de esa idea.
Lo cual, lejos de convencer a1n
de mover ell espiritu en- ell sentido que
ellos Sc proponen, no hace sino afirmar-
nos mas mas en- In conviction que hoy
sustentamOs Y que constituye la 1nlca
tabla salvadora en- este naufragio pol1ti
20, social Y ecOn0micO.
FL sistema del sofisma, a1n llevado
81 refnamiento mas grande, como hoy
Ocurre con la prensa y los oradores re-
publicanos, podra en- un instante ofuscar
las conciencias Y hssta subyugar los ami
mos; pero muy pronto Ia sana razon Sc
impone la verdad briIIa, porque, como
muy bien dijo ell senor de Diego, ref
riendose q Ia dialectica del senior Her
nandez Lopez, las palabras de su COM
pafIero semejaban una copiosa lluvia ca
yendo sobre firme lucente cristal. Gu
yo brillo no empanaba la lmpetuosidad
del sguacero.
7 ninguna imagen mas real posi-
tiva pudiera presentarse en- este asunto,
va que, digan 10 que digan nuestros ad-
versarios, la Union es un principle mas
que latente en- ell alma de los puertorri-
quefios, que convencidos estan de sus
indiscutibles ventajas.
Esta bien que en- las contiendas ma
teriales Ia fuerza Sc opongs Ia fuerzs,
pero no asf On las del esp1ritu, donde la
raz6n debe imponerse y su sano juicio
ceder desinteresadamente, sin resquemo-
res, odios, nj apasionamientos.
Els necesario limpisr ell espfritu de
toda mancha pasional que 10 corroa y
con altezs de miras con voluntad pro-
pia discutir y analizar los hechos, no pa
ra llegar IN fin va determinado in
discutiblemente propuesto, sino para ve-
f. mir & un claro dicernimiento de ideas y
un principle 1nico, capaz de resolver
nuestrs situaci6n presente y asegurar Ia
futura.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1904-02-17
SALV AJADA

No de otro modo puede califcarse
ell entretenimiento de algunos desocupa-
dos que Sc divierten en- romper los faro
les del alumbrado p1blico
Seg6n nos ha manifestado ell senior
Alcalde. llegan va 26 los que han roto
en- ell presente sf1o, sin que sc sepa quie-
nes son los autores de tai salvajada
Esto desdice de un pueblo culto CO.
mo Csguas, que siempre ha sido modelo
de serieded buen orden.
A la Policfa recomendamos eficaz-
mente la vigilsncia de los individuos que
Sc dedican tan est1 pido sport
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1904-02-17

La satira, Ia burla ell escarnio. en-
situaclones tan dif1ciles y an6malas, no
hacen Otra cOsa que corrOmper los cora
zones y desmoralizar las conciencias.
Cuando Ia salvacion de un pueblo Sc
discute, solo la seriedad debe imponerse
y ell argumento sistematico no cabe, Co
mo no cabe ninguna idea pueril tran
sitoria.
Els cosa ridfcula hasta incompren-
sible que, tras Ia ovaci6n ell entusias-
mo manifestados. no por un pueblo lg-
norante, sinO por un p1blico de lntelec-
tuales, en- los salones del Ateneo, duran
te la conferences del senior de Diego, al
otrO dla aparezca este senor deprimldO
Y hasta en- ridfculo, en- ciertos peri6di-
cos, de cuyos redactores, tai veZ alguno
en- la noche anterior 10 festejara aplau-
diera
Es precise que Ia formalidad impere
en- nuestras contiendas y que a1n como
enemigos polfticos estudiemos sin rece-
los ri odios los argumentos en- contienda,
para que de este modo lleguemos IN
pensar m1tuo y 81 no un pensar q una
actitud decorosa digna.
Combatir por combatir, no es de
hombres que realmente Sc llamen Illus
trados cultos.
Ell sofsma es la vestidura de los ton
tos, pero nunca ell ropaje de los sabios
Ell que acude al sofsm& Sc parece III
que, en- vez de abrir una puerta venta-
ma para iluminar su h&bitaci6n con Is
luz del sol, Sc empenase en- permanecer q
oscuras alumbrandose con la luz de un
candil.
Traer argumentos absurdos efec-
tismos to1tos las columnas de Ia prem
sa para combatir una idea noble gran
| diosa, es despreciable y ridfculo.
Estamos seguros de que njnguno de
esos impugnadores gratuitos, Sc atreve-
ria nj aun q discutir diez minutes con ell
sefIor de Diego.
7 sin embargo gime la prensa y Sc
llenan cusrtillas mas cuartillas para es-
tampsr vulgaridades.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1904-02-17
Una (arta del senior RdIdiriS
Guayama, Is de Febrero de 1904
Sres. RedactOres de LA DEMoCRACIA

Sres RedactOres de LA DEMOCRACIA
Felicito Uds pOr ell suelto publ
cado en- ell numerO de aver, con ell cpl
grafe <El Hambre, la enemia y Otras en-
fermedades>, Gu que brillaDtemente re-
futan ell informe Official del Director de
Sanidad a la CAmara de Delegates, de
que <nO existe datO algunO de que ningun
medicO de la Isla que haya certi1cadO
muerte por hanlbreS, como 81 este pu'
diera certifcarse tan facilmente.
Pueden agregar Uds. en- nOmbre miO,
que la mayor parte de las muertes Ocu'
rridas en- la Isla debieran evitarse, pues
son debidas falta de Hygiene publica
privada, deficiente mala alimentaci0n,
carecer de cOmpetente asistencia medica
' medicamentOS. Y enf6rlnedade9 que.
como ell paludismO Y la lepra, no debie'
rau existir en- Puerto Rico. pOr mas que
haya sapientisimOs que aun Opinen de
OtrO mOdO; como no haber sanatoriOs,
dispensariOs aislamlentO de los multi
pies tuberculosis, que, repito una vez
mas, son focOs ambulantes de infection
perenne, v deben secuestrarse.
Los estudiOs clinicOs de medicina trO
pical que cOnstantameute estOy hacienda
en- tOda la isla me permiten ratifcar mi
opinion de que hay aqui muchisimOs
mas leprosos de 10 que SO cree, que
diario SO rOzan con nOsOtrOs en- todas
parties. Y sin sOspecharlO siquiera; pues
es tantO 10 que algunOs doctOs saben de le'
pra. que la disgnOstican como cuaIquier
&negrO cOngO>, que huge de un leprOsO
cuandO la enfermedad acaSO tiene N IS
he diez amos V la denuncia va su rOstrO
AOrriblemente disfgurado, pues es sabidO
10 tardia que son a veces suS manifesto
clones en- La cara orejas, 10 que
importa hacer es un diagn6sticO precOz,
y curarla prontO, para que no acOntezca
10 que ha pOcOs amos en- NOruega, don
de la lepra devast6 las proviDcias de B6r
gen FrOndjhem.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1904-02-17
GRATA VISTA

A los gremios de Zapateros Torcedo-
res. unidos & Ia Federation Libre
de Puerto Rico y afliados la
<American Federation of Labor de
los Estados Unidos q todos los
simpstizadores del unionismo obre-
TO.
lSaludl Habiendo recibido del or
ganizador general de la Federation Ii
bre, nuestro querido companero y her
mano Santiago Iglesias, una nota en- la
que me participa la llegada esta ciudad
del honorable hombre p1blico Mr.. Sa-
muel Gompers, presidente de Ia Fedora
ci6n del trabajo undo de Norte Ameri
ca; ell que suscribe, conocedor de los SEN
timientos obreros de que estan revesti-
dos todos y cads Uno de los trabaj jadores
de esta localidad, tiene bien haceros
un llamamiento conciliador que respon-
da las atlas pruebas de cultura de que
habeis dado testimonio.
Nada de resquemores: ninguna pre-
venci6n debe insinuarse en- este movi-
miento de salutaci6n, que debe consti-
tuir para Ell porvenir ell primer peldaflo
de nuestra escala ascendente hacia nues-
ira emancipation economico-s social.
Caguas debe responder-y yo 10
creO = al mOvlmlentO 1nIclado con tai
acontecimiento en- bien del pals y de
nuestra clase.
ST hoy la clase opulenta rie Sc di-
vierte. Sc regocija sgita en- este torbe-
limo del ca17aaUoI de la vida, despecho
de nuestros infortunios. nosotros los
obreros, pobres pa1'l0s sin derecho Ia
vida, tengamos para ell nuevo huesped,
81 no ell regocijo de IN deber cumplido,
I
tras tristezas al que, como nosotros, sera
fiel int6rprete de las penalidades que
nos sfigen.
lCsgnas, obrero, respondent como
siemprel
As1 10 espera vuestro compsflero
hermano.
JOSE FERRER FERRER.
Pressderate del Grenai0 de Iorcedores
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1904-02-17

De todas estas cosas, de algunas
mAs hOrripilantes, be de Ocuparme exten
samente en- mi <Cr6nica de- Hygiene de
Medicina trcpical>, que aperecera en-
breve.
De ustedes affmo. amigo.
j. P. RALDIRIs.
Guayama, FebrerO Is de 1904.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1904-02-17
TfLFGRAF0 En- GURAB0

Seg1n nos aseguran es casi cierta Ia
lnstalaci6n de una estacion telegrafica en-
Gurabo.
Estan de enhorabuena aquellos ve-
cinos que tan necesitados Sc encontraban
de semejante mejora.
Ell Ayuntamiento de esta ciudad ha
trabajado con interes en- ell asunto es-
pecialmente ell seflor Alcalde y distingui-
do amigo nuestro don Gervasio Garcia.
En- esta Imprenta SO vende papel
viejo de periodicOs a 8 2 quintal.
The Miller sun. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 190?-19??, 1904-07-13
For -four and feed, go to.
J.. Clifford. If.
1st pub June 15-t4.
Notice to Creditors.

In the County Court of the County
Of Hand, State of South Dakota.
In the matter of the estate of Eliza
beth B. Richards, deceased.
Notice is hereby given by the under
signed, Administrator with Will an
nexed Of the estate of Elizabeth B.
Richards, deceased, to the creditors of
and all persons having claims against
the said deceased, TO exhibit them
with the necessary vouchers, within
four months after the first publication
of this notice, to the said Admins
TRAITOR at the town OF Miller in said
Hand county.
Dated June15 1904.
J. III. COLE,
Said administrators.
The Miller sun. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 190?-19??, 1904-07-13
Locals of a.
Wider Nature.

Reliable farmers today claim that the crops of this
section are now assured, the copious showers with cloudy
days being very favorable. Corn is making a remarkably
rapid growth now, while potatoes are fine. Haying is
under way, and those who sell it are contracting to haul
it to 4 town at So a ton. Some rye and barley is turning.
An embarrassing problem confronts the farmers,
here, however-the lack of help. The reservation open
ings have taken many Of the hands away and high wages
offered fails to- replace them. The daughter and school
nla'am will take their old positions on the header boxes
moving machines, without which many farmers
would look for help in vain.
The Miller sun. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 190?-19??, 1904-07-13

The state democratic con-
vention at Aberdeen on the
|20th will have to settle the
differences of the two,fac-
lions here. Judge Pusey,
who managed the Bryan
campaign in the statefour
years ago as chairman ofthe
state, committee, heads one
faction, while Aid. John
McC Cullen heads the other.
Pusey is backed by the DEM
ocrats of long standing, be-
sides he has the Gazette
with him. E. s.. Wilson, its
editor, though previous to
this convention a populist,
having now cast his poEti-
cal fortunes with the DEM
oerats- The Pusey conven-
ton was called to order by
the regular chairman. II
seems tb@have been the reg
ular convention, with the
tried democrats, officers,
etc., except for time and
numbers, and there lies the
point of dispute. The Nc
Cullen people claim that at
the hour of 2, the time ad-
vertised, they went TO the
courthouse with numbers
sufficient tooutyote all COM
ers, when to their surprise
the Pusey people were ad-
journing, having held a con-
vention, as they said at the
advertised hour. The Nc
Cullen faction then went
ahead and held theirs. AS
both factions claim they
met at the advertised hour
hit will be hard to get at the
facts, as every man; gener-
ally swears by his own
watch. The McCullen peo-
pie claim the Pussy fellows
turned their watches ahead.
The latter say the McC cullen
crowd tarried to pick up
uncertain democrats.
The Miller sun. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 190?-19??, 1904-07-13

The G. E. Endeavor convention
promises to be- largely attended.
! Ray Abbott has recovered from an
attack OF infiammatory rheuma-
tism.
There viii be no services in the
Presbyterian church except Sunday
School at 12sl5, next Sunday.
The Miller sun. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 190?-19??, 1904-07-13
TOWN. AND COUNTY.

being OYefilauIcu~ ADl tHo
knitting, and msattHg cam
paign.
The rain OF last night is
believed to have been gen.
eral from the Black Hills
on east.
Mrs. r.. c.. Anderson eS-
poets to start tomorrow for
an extended visit with rela-
,ltives in Indiana.
Messrs. e. j.. Miller, j.
w. Reltibridle and Rev.
Mr.. Murray are at the
Ronesteei opening.
+ j, C. McCool, a reliable
resident Of the south part Of
sne county, was in the city
today on business.
Ex-senator Davis, of
West Virginia, is the dem
ocratic nominee for vice
president. His age is 81
years and his money unlim-
lied.
!. A large number from
here expect to attend the
Ringing Bros. mammoth
shows at Huron next Fri
day, the 18th. It is the
largest and best show tray
cling this, year.
w. III. White has done a
lot Of carriage painting the
hast few weeks. One man
was so pleased with the
work that he had four bug
gies painted in all Give
Mr., White a chance to paint
your buggy, if it needs it.
Shop opposite Van Looms
bakery.
A, u foot cement walk
VIII soon be built north to
the Whitcom corner and a
narrower one from there ON
west to the courthouse. The
Whitcom place, with this
improvement, will at once
be valuable as a hotel prop
erty. The cement walks
should be continued north
on the east side of the street
to VIM. Sunderland's fac
tory and machine shop.
The awful desire some
people have for money! Not
long ago we overheard two
men discussing and cussing
fortune for not having been
more generous with them,
though both. had a good
share of this worlds good.
Both were comparatively
young men, but they had
worried and fretted so much
in order to get a pile to
leave to warning relatives
that they were locking old
and haggard before their
time
The Miller sun. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 190?-19??, 1904-07-13
Game Law.

Notice is hereby given that the
game law of South Dakota, which pro-
hibits the shooting Of prairie chicken
until Sept. LIST, viii be strictly en-
forced:
ED. DUNN.
Game Warden.
The Miller sun. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 190?-19??, 1904-07-13

A soon to be fresh cow for
sale. Inquire at this Office.
The Miller sun. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 190?-19??, 1904-07-13
Notice..

On account of sickness in MY family
/ have been unable to keep my place
of business open. My store is open a.
gain and I will be pleased to see all my
old costumers again and also new ones.
Yours truly,
JOHN III. VAN LOON.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1904-09-15
Testing the Lungs.

Draw In us much breath ns you con
venicntiy Gun, then count as long as
possible In slow and audible voice
without drawing IN more breath. The
number of seconds must be carefully
noted In Il comsuniptive the time does
not exceed ten and is frequently
less than six seconds: in pcurisy and
pneumonia X ranges from nine to four
seconds When the lungs are sound
the time will range as high as from
twenty TO thirty-tive seconds. To OK
pand the lungs so into the air, stand
erect, throw back the head and Shout
dcrs and draw in the air through the
nostrils as much us possible.
After having then filled the lungs
raise your arms. still extended, and
suck in the air. When you have thus
forced the arms backward, with the
chest epcn. Change TIE process by
which you draw in your brenth till
the lungs are emptied. &c through the
process several times Il day, and 1t will
enlarge the chest. give the lnngs bet
ter play and serve veTy mneh to ward
OF consumption.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1904-09-15
AZ A HORSE AUCTION.
The rroee<a'nx. a. viewed F,oa

The Proceedings as Viewed Fson
the Horses Stand lsnine.
Skipper was q police horse and the
pride OF the mounted squad until lie
acquired Il SPAWN. Then he was sent
to n sales stable. His experiences
there as told by Sewel Ford In
"Horses Nine" were as follows:
Skipper was led into big ring be
fore II lot of men. a man on box
shouted out number and began to
talk very fast. Skipper gathered thu
he was talking about him Skipper
learned that he was still only six years
old and that he had been owned as u
saddle horse by lady WHO was about
to sail for Europe and was closing out
her stable. This was news to Skipper.
The man talked very nicely about
Skipper He said he was kind, gentle.
sound In wind and limb and WIS not
only trained to the saddle. but would
work either single or double. The man
wanted to know how much the gentle
men were willing to pay for buy
gelding OF this description.
Some one OH the outer edge OF the
crowd said, "Icn dollars"
At this the man on the box grew.
quite Indignant. He asked n the other
man wouldn't like II silver mounted
harness and lap robe thrown In.
"lifteen," snid another man.
Somebody else snid "rwenty." an
other mnn said Twenty five" and still
another .,rhirty." Then there WAS u
hitch. The man OH the box began to
Talk very fast indeed.
'"rhutty. thutty. thutty, thuttyi Do
hear the llve7 Ihutty. thutty, thut.
G, thutty. Will you make 1t fivcY'
'srhirty-1ivc." said rcd faced man
who had pushed his way to the front
and was LOCKING Skipper over sharply.
The mar ON the box said ''Thutty-
dve!' good many times and asked IL
he "heard forty" Evidently he did
not. for he stopped and said very slow
ly and distinctly, looking cXpectantly
around: Are you NIL doneI Thirty
Eve once; thirty-tivc twice: third
and Inst call sold for $35!"
When Skipper heard this, he hung
his head. When you have been a $3.50
blue ribboner. and tie pride of the
force 1t 10 sad to he knocked down"
for $35.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1904-09-15
How a Ding Man Fects.


Numerous experiments made in hos
pitais mud upon heroic scientists who
have permitted tests to be made upon
themselves right down to the moment
Of death, warrant these conclusions:
That dying man may lie burned with
rcd hot irons ana yet not feel the lenst
pain: that consciousness may remain
IN the dying almost to the moment Of
nctuai dissolution, but that most peo-
pie generally lose the power Of thought
long before death; that IN cases Of
death where there seems to be extreme
suffering, with writhins and. spasms,
such phenomena arc generally due TO
reflex muscular action; also that fear
weakens the muscular system and has
tens death. while the reverse may pro-
hong life.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1904-09-15
t,as<.s.sF - ~ vsAos,Ga

How the Younx 81 the Beathered
Tribe Are Educated.
There is school Of the woods, Just
az much as there is church Of the
woods or parliament Of tive woods
or Society of United Charities OF the
woods, and no more. There Is nothing
In the dealing of animals with their
young That In the rclnotcst way sug-
gcsts human instruction and discipline.
The young OF all the Wild creatures do
instinetively what their parents do and
did They do not have to be taught;
they are taught from the jump, says a
writer In the Atlantic Monthly. Tho
bird sings ut the proper age and builds
Ats nest and takes It's appropriate food
without any hint ut all from Its pnr-
ents. The young ducks take to the
water when Matched by duck and
dive and stalk insects and wash them
selves Just as their mothers did. Young
chickens and young turkeys under
stand the various calls and signals OF
their mother the first time they hear or
see them. at the first alarm note they
squat; ut call to food they come Oh
tho first day as ON the tenth. The hab.
its Of cleanliness OF the nestlings are
established from the first hour Of their
lives. When bird comes to build its
first nest and to rear Its first brood, II
knows how to proceed as we'll as IL
docs ycnrs Inter or as its parents did
before 1t. The fox Is afraid of u trap
before be has had any experience With
It, and the hare tlumps upon the
ground at sight of anything strange
and unusual. whether its mates DO
within hearing or not No bird teaches
Its young 10 fly. They fly instlnctively
when their wings are strong enough.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1904-09-15

ports of cutting corn in the
early planted fields, and this
work will likely be general in
portions of the state within the
next two weeks. Pastures are
unusually good for the middle
of September. Cutting wild
hay is about completed; thresh-
ing we'll advanced. Potato crop
being harvested. Safe apple
crop maturing we'll.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1904-09-15
seea
A Exciting sport That Demands
CAnluens nnll nNxferifY


The larpoon is cast. There is q
crash In the water and a big wave rolls
outward AS the slliff Is driven for
ward by your boatman you recover
Jour haly,ton pole. As you take II
aboard your FIRST spare glance discov-
bow.
The line is seized loosely and paid
out hand over Land. II clutche1
tightly tli4o will BIZ hUn and blstercd
fingers. II tie line Is hard twisted
II VIII suggest rcd hot wirn. 1t Will
tear TIC flesh: I: VIII kirk and sluls'm
and wLtlar. beginning gently. an III
crcas.,s;z s.raif Is l.ut ,ircn isc l:me I'M
til the boat is III rapid isotion AS lLc
t;,pon fts * nc s,::..a a xy-p; fn.
rils.cnim:-. r.lvc,y mass hurls itself els
or cieht fec, clear * tie ws,t.r.
The 81 N: -! tie .,,llf gives l!M nav
life. Ills next .!nsh carries lii:
through a narrow cl.nnntA un.i ycu los.
lite to him. In making II shar., tarl
your skiir yroun.ls Oh IN oyster bur
by the tiinr you arc again ni.ent yol.
have ont nearly atNl feet OF l..A. viii
not dozen coils loft. But tie boat
Ia soon nnd.r Roadway, the boatmaA
pushing frant;ealiy and the stretching
of the line h"lra. You have take up
the tar!,on's gait. his sl,eAd Ilackcns:
once more you recover line and again
breathe freely.
Fifteen minutes of alternate rush
ing. learing md suik.ng, with bubbles
of mir rising more and more frequently
to the surface and the end comes. The
great fish rises to the surface, and, roll
ing over on his side, surrcndars MS
completely as he has struggled tena-
ciously.- Country Life In America.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1904-09-15
Difference In rrnycrs

Little Alice always said her prayers
regularly before going to bed. One
night, however, as she rested her head
on the pillow she remarked, In a Ques
tiomng way.
Mamma. my prayers are 80 much
longer thah the one nurse says in the
morning. Can't say hers when I'm
tircdi''
docs the nurse pray in the morn.
ingY asked the mother with a puzzled
look.
Yes" said Alice sweetly. "Shc says
Lord, have got to get upT"-New
York Tribune.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1904-09-15
Chinese Scandal Merchants.

In Cbinn there is a profession for
Indies, strange because openly and
handsomely remuncratcd In the cun-
rent coin OF the realm. 1t is carried
on by elderly Indies, who go from
house to house of rich people, announc-
Ing their coming by beating n drum
and Offering their services to amuse
the lady Of the house. This offer &c
copied, they sit down and tell her the
latest scandal and the newest stories
and on dts and are rewarded ut the
rate of half crown an hour, besides q
handsome present should some portion
Of their gossip have proved particular
" acccptable.-London Tit-Bits.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1904-09-15

1ShekHACS oUCtH1 II WssSesO'ss
Mrs. Lowe, wife of Robert Lowe.
afterwarl Viscount Sherbrook, was a
tremendous partisan whenever her hus-
band was CONCERNED. After the reform
bill Of 1857 Disraeli and the Loves
made no pretense to any mutual liking.
At dinner once at Lady Waldegrave's
the guests had MI paired Off till only
Disraeli and MYs. Lowe were left
With his inscrutahle smile and COM
plete appreciation of the humor Of the
situation, Disraeli bowed and extended
his arm, II suppose there's no help for
1t, Mrs. Love-" when both burst into
hearty laughter.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1904-09-15
Extra select oysters, SOC
per quart, at Bells.

N. O. Peterson, Hampton
Wife was sickly and unable to
eat, sleep or work. HOLSTERS
Rocky Mountain Tea made her
strong, healthy and rosy
checked. IS cents, Tea or Tab
lets. Elliott & Harvey.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1904-09-15
Slightly Confused.

"What nonsense that man talksr re-
marked Senator Sorghum as the de-
partment visitor closed the door.
''What did he sayT'
Something about profit being with
out honor somewhere or other. want
to go on record as saying that there
isn't country on the map where a
profit is not held in high esteem."-
Washington Star.