The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1904-09-24
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with himT' "Yes. indeed" He's
quite dogmatic. isn't hep "Oh. posi-
lively buli-dogmstic." - Philadelphia
Ledger
Boyie-The Korners live very fru-
gally indeed. They have cast-iron rules
for the spending OF their money. Hoyle
That Is what | should call rigid econ
omy.-Kansas City Journal
Willy-Say. auntie. what did Uncle
Bob marry you fort Aunt-why. for
love, OF course. Willy (meditatively)
-H'ml Love will make a man do al
most anything, won't 1t. auntie7
Rev. DR.. ThirdIy-Don't you know.
little boy. that yoe shouldn't fish on
the Sabbath day7 Tommy Toddles--I
amt a-fshin'. boss. I'm jus teachin'
worms how ter swim.-Chicago Chron-
icle.
els she a new womanr Better
than new. even. You see. she secured
one hundred thousand dollars alimony
from her last husband. and that makes
her improved property. York
Times.
How many lodges did you say your
husband belonged TOT" she suddenly
asked. Fifteen" Mercy on mel But
think OF man being ont fifteen nights
week. l am really glad that I'm a
widow"
Now, this fair" said the man who
had been chasing around St Louis.
with his nose in the air, lis plenty big
enough. but" ABR interrupted the
wise observer. Are you from Chi
cago or Buffalor
I'm India BARRIERS rank high. So
cially they are the equals OF the
priests" Say. where do poets come
In over thereT Same place they dc
here" where's thatr' Among the
illustrious dead" = Chicago Record
Herald.
rs the boss going to give you tbs
raise you asked forT" "Well-er-pu
afraid to say / told him l though
my pay should be commensurate witt
the amount OF work l do, and b,
promptly agreed with me."-Philadel
phia Press.
You must not expect me to give VI
by girlhood's ways all at once" salt
the happy bride "oh, won't" be re
piled. Il hope you'll keep right o.
taking an allowance from your fathe
just as II nothing had happened
Superior Telegram
Employment Agent-What WAS tn
matter with your last place7 Domei
tc-The missus was too particular
r Employment Agent-in what wayf d.
I mestic-She wouldn't let me lock tn
e baby in the foidin' bed wen l had con
e pany.-New York Weekly.
|, 80 you are learning to spell. are 20
JohnnyT asked grandmamma. I'VE
grandma" was the reply. well. Il
me hear you spell bread" II don
o believe can, grandma" replied Il
. little FELLOW. But l think II l had
l. small piece OF cake could spell that
d Great Editor-I think II would be
r good ides to print our circulation at Il
q head Of our editorial page. What's u
al population OF this country Busine
h, Msnager-About forty million. Gre
Of Editor-wen. wen not claim a Giro
~ lation of over thIrU-nve million
or use exaggerating.
Teacher-Where is Russia? Int
val of dead silence. Come, mo-
come, come; you ought to be asham
Of yourselves not to know where Ri
he sia is. especially just now Where
o, TT" Tommy knows. teacher. Teac
ne er-well. where7 Tommy-Up
" bloomin' tree, teacher.
be Yeast-They say babies are new
py seasick. Crimsonbeak-Well, that
y counts for something. Yeast-Wha
thatf Crimsonbeak-When W
g crossing, last summer. l saw m
:. as sick as he could be. singing, "Ba'
ward, turn backward, o Time. in yc
- flight; make me a child again, just
acknowledgement Statesman
81 want half pound of water era
ers." said Mrs. Newcome. "All-nl
SORRY, ma'am," replied the coun
storekeeper. but l amt got but t
dozen Of 'em in the place" well.
take them" Jest wait ten. twel
minutes. Hi Peters an Josh Sloc
has been usin' them fur checkers,
they're playin' the decidin' game no.
= Mrs. Morton (angrily)-Tommy II
ton. what made you hit my little 10
1 nyr Tommy Horton-He struck
~ with a brick. Mrs. Morton (more
grily)-well. never let me hear Of y
hitting him again. II he hits you.
come and tell me- Tommy Hor
(sneeringly)-Yes; and what would
dol Mrs. Morton-Why. I'd whip b
y Tommy Eorton Gin disgust)-Whatl
hits me with brick. ana you have
fun Of licking him for tit Not mu
Ia Declares Esktmos Doomed.