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, 1904-12-22
YOUNG LADY FALLS
AND DISlOCATES KNEE

Just after the ncon hour today, while
Mamie, Tie ~16-yearold daughter of
Mr.. j.. w. Sullivan, was engaged in
some ordinary light work in her yard
at Seventh n Park avenue, she gave
her left limb such a twist as to produce
a ~dislocation at the knee. The disloca-
ton vas reduced under chloroform
and the young lady is resting very
comfortably this afternoon, though it
will be some time before she can use
the injured knee.
, 1904-12-22
GONE TO

Mr.. c. w. Weythman, who was the
guest for a day or two of his aunt,
Mrs. NJ. L. lngersoll. left this after
noon for Portland, Ore. where he will
meet his mother and accompany her
to their home in that state. Mr.. Weyth-
man has just been discharged after
three and one-half years service in
the navy of the United States, and says
he has greatly enjoyed his stay in Lar
annie. He declares he has had enough
of the sea-faring life and is now will
be good.
, 1904-12-22

In spite of all the money spent on
big and nice presents, yet on the
Christmas table depends the success
of the day. Peabody's splendid re-
sources and especial preparations for
the day will assist you very much in
the perfection of the occasion. So
many Of the good things are so nearly
ready for the table, we can save you
lots of labor and worry too.
, 1904-12-22
flood AND viCTUALS"
FOR SUNDAY DINNER

Manager Gonden of the Union Pacif-
ic is already at work on his Christmas
day menu, INC declares that it will
consist of food and victuals." Some
times he had bread and butter and
something to a and drink" but this
Christmas he feels real good and will
substitute the other.
, 1904-12-22
WILL SERVE BIG DINNER
AT THE TIE PLANT,

The employees Of the tie preserving
plant will be given a splendid Christ
mas dinner at noon on Sunday, includ-
ing turkey, cranberry sauce, celery
and hot mince pies. The plant will
close at noon Saturday and OPP
erations at moo Monday. Superinten-
dent Berry says the pest dinner in
town will be served at the plant.
, 1904-12-22
Joke on City Editor.

DR.. S. II. Brickner tells the story
Of a reporter for a New York news
paper who was assigned to cover a
mysterious death in Harlem. II.
telephoned the city editor and said
that the death was caused by uric acit
poison. He Immediately received in
structions over the telephone to 'Visii
every druggist in Harlem to ascer
tain who sold or purchased uric acid,
New York Times.
, 1904-12-22

The regular examination for grant
ing teachers certificates will be held
30 and 80, 1901, at my resi-
dence. MARY G. BELLAMY,
County. 111tG-w1
, 1904-12-22

Some miscreant threw balillg wire
across the electric light wires Friday
evening, Nov. 25th. The company will
pay s10O.O 90 for information leading to
the conviction of the guilty party.
, 1904-12-22

grateful to the person that presented
her with a Universal Bread Maker.
Will knead bread in three minutes
that takes thirty minutes the old way.
Holidays has them. 114t3
, 1904-12-22

Louis Miller, the pioneer jeweler, is
making a special sale on silverware.
There are several broken lines of high
grade ware in spoons, knives and forks
Z sets on which the prices are most
attractive to close. 1852
, 1904-12-22
CHRISTMAS TREE AT
THE PRO-CATHEDRAI

The children Of the Catholic church
and their parents have been invited
to the Christmas tree entertainment
by the church at the pro-cathedral Fri
day evening, and no doubt a large num-
Der will be present.
, 1904-12-22

Undigested food and gas in the
stomach. located just below the heart,
presses against it and causes heart
%palpltation. When your heart troubles
you in that way take Herbine for a
few days You will soon be all right.
soc. Sold by Red Or. 'ss Pharmacy
, 1904-12-22

Have you secl those pretty boxes
of dainty waters. with special Christ
mas greetings and presentation cards,
at P~eabody's? They are quite mex
pensive and make pretty little tokens
for the good day.
, 1904-12-22
4 WONDERFULLY ATTRAcTIv

A WONDERFULLY ATTRACTIVE
PLACE is THE PACIFIC MARKET
THESE DAYS. THE TOWSONS
HAVE OUTCOME THEMSELVES IN
GETTING IN SUPPLIES OF GOOD
THINGS FOR CHRISTMAS. THE
ONLY PLACE IN TOWN WHERE so
MANY SPECIAL THINGS CAN BE
FOUND.
, 1904-12-22

An elegant line of stamped and plain
pocketbooks, chatelains, bags, toilet
cases; nothing nicer for a Christmas
present. Laramie Saddlery Co. 110t7
, 1904-12-22

The Order of Railway Conductors
will give their second annual ball at
Maennerchor hall on Thursday even
ing, December %. Everybody invited.
Admission, 81 . 2O5t1O
, 1904-12-22

Hose Company No. 3 will give its an
nual ball at M~aennerchor hall Christ
mas eve. Tickets 81. All cordially in
vited. mwf-105t9
, 1904-12-22

There are many kinds of delicious
chocolate creams at Peabody's at
prices quite a deal less than at special
ty stores.
, 1904-12-22
All SCOTS

Will have a business meeting Thurs
day evening at s o'clock at city hall.
Ladies invited. COMMITTEE.
1882
, 1904-12-22

Nice furnished room, with bath,
close in. Inquire Bartlett's Nook, Sd
st. and Grand ave. tt
, 1904-12-22

At the dolls voting contest at Mrs
Anna Tegner's today:
Dagmar Thesennuis has. .22O votes
Dorathea Thees has. 40 votes
All votes must be in by Saturday.
, 1904-12-22

Drop in and we will show you our
beautiful baking dishes. AT w. H. Hol-
liday Co. 114t3
, 1904-12-22

If you want to buy a $40 overcoat,
S12.75 will do it at Woodruff & Terry's.
, 1904-12-22

Lovett Is doing the papering, the
other fellows cont compete and are
doing the kicking.
, 1904-12-22

Watches, at Greenwood's at Undue
ing prizes. You wont make any mis-
take in getting a timepiece there.
, 1904-12-22

Spend 1915 for a SIS overcoat at
Woodruff & Terry's.
, 1904-12-22

Last call for overcoats. $35 coats
for $20.50, at Woodruff & Terry's.
, 1904-12-22

A complete line of legal blanks at
The Republican office.
, 1904-12-22

Regardless of cost. $3.50 o~vercoats
for S7.75, at Woodruff & Terry's.
, 1904-12-22

Roger Bros. 1S47, knives, forks and
spoons at Holidays. Hats
, 1904-12-22

Some mighty pretty rings for that
best girl at Greenwoods.
, 1904-12-22

Beautiful, massive gold jewel case:
at Greenwood's at special prices.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-09-25
Pack of Cards Used as Bible
Soldier Accused Lpie
an Act of Truck Religious

Joseph Dewey OF s Floral court, the
blacksmith who built the loop-the-loop
on Franklin avenue, has in his posses
sion a little book about two inches
square, which. he brought over with him
from England many years ago, and
which he has carried in his pocket for
twenty years. The work is entitled:
soldiers Prayer Book or Pack OF
Cards Spirituaiized; Also the Railway
10 PerditIon and the Remedy. T. Good,
so Ayies1ury Street, CTerkenweIL"
The booklet is Illustrated on the left
hand Dages with pictures of soldiers
playing cards, and railway trains The
preface is as follows:
The Soldiers Prayer Book: Shew-
Ing how one Richard Middleton was
taxed before the Mayor OF the City he
was in. Tor using Cards in Church dur
Ing Divine Service; being a droli,
merry and humorous account of an odd
affair that happened to a Private Sol
der in the Sixty-sixth Regiment of
Foot"
As will be seen 10y the text, the spell
ing is somewhat obsolete and the use
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-09-25

are so many weeks in the year, when
I count how many tricks there are in
the pack there are thirteen, there are
so many months in a year. The four
suits correspond to the four seasons
You see sir, that this pack of cards. Is
4 Bible. Almanack. and Common
Prayer Book, and Pack of Cards TO
me.
Then the mayor called for a loaf OF
bread. a piece of cheese, and a pot OF
good beer, and gave 10 the soldier a
piece of money. bidding him TO go
about his business. saying, he was the
Cleverest man he had ever seen
The back of the book contains
poem of questionable merit from lit
erary standpoint, entitled Railway to
PerditiOn This Line begins in the
Brewery and runs through ali Public
Houses. Dram Shops. and Jerry Stops
in a zigzag direction. until il leads 10
the Kingdom of Perdition."
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-09-25

prisoner" said he Sir said the
soldier. what have I done that / am
your prisoner You have play'd a
game of cards in the church. mo. r
said the soldier. Il have not play'd d
game, for I only look'd at a pack :"
NO matter for that. you are my pris-
oner." Where must we go:" said the
soldier. You must go before the
mayor" said the SERGEANT.
Taken Before the Mayor.
So he took him before the mayor; and
when they came to the mayors house,
he was at dinner. When he had dined
he came to them and said. well, Ser
jeant, what do you want with me-; 4
have brought a soldier before your
honour, for playing at cards in the
church" What, that soldier
Yes, well soldier, what have you 10
say for yourself? Much. sir I hope
We'll and good but if you have not
you shall be punished the worst that
ever man was. sir, said the soldier,
Il have been five weeks upon the
march, and have but little to subslst
upon, and am without either Bible,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-09-25

Alnanack-- or Common PRAYER Book, or
anything but a pack of cards. / hope
TO satisfy your honour of the purity o.;
ny Intention
When TIE soldier pulled out OF his
pocket the pack Of cards, which he
spread before tie mayor, and then
began with the ace.
Explains His System.
when / see the ace. said he. 1T
puts me in mind that there is one God
only when I see the deuce, it puts
me in mind OF the Father and the
Son; when I see the tray. it puts me
in mind Of the Father. Son and Holy
Ghost; when l see the four, * puts me
in mind of The four Evangeiists that
preached the gospel. viz: Matthew
Mark, Luke and John,i when / see the
five. it puts me in mind of the five
wise virgins that trimmed their lamps.
there were tep. but five. were foolish
who were shut out; when,1 see the six,
il puts me in mind that the six days
the Lord made heaven and earth:
when I see the seven, il puts me in
mind that the seventh day God rested
from all the works, which he had ere
ated and made wherefore the Lord
blessed the seventh day and ballowed
II, Wnen 4 see The eight, il puts me
in mind Of the eight righteous persons,
that were saved when God drowned
the world, viz: Noah, his wife, three
sons, and their wives; when / see the
nine, il puts me in mind of tke nine
lepardis Qepers) that were cleansed by
our Savior; there were ten. but nine
never returned God thanks; when Z
see the ten, it puts me in mind OF the
ten commandments, that God gave
Moses on Mount Sinai, on the table Of
stone.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-09-25
Neglected Colds.

the nose, throat, ears. head and lungs.
etc, are subjected to disease and blight
from neglected colds. Billiards. HOre-
hound syrup is a pleasant and effec-
tive remedy. CSC. soc. Sl.00. w AIKEN
drick, Valley Mills. Tex. writes: II
have used Billiards. Horehound Syrup
for coughs and throat troubles; it is a
pleasant and most effective remedy
For sale by z. c. Nj. 1. drug depart
ment
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-09-25
Pulls Out His Cards.

of capital letters and commas quite
prOfuse. The story runs:
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-09-25

Brocaded Tapestry Portieres. i'm
pretty shades of red or green.
nelaI. intananI L. .,Ll .-..-l--- q. =
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-09-25

VI NeAVAAal ANANNAo anu EbIlAioo HnikE
profuse- The story runs:
Pulls Out His Cards.
The serjeant commanded his party to
the church, and when the parson had
ended his prayer, he took his text, and
all of them that had Bible. pulled Il
cut to find the text, but this soldier had
neither Bible, Almanack, nor common
Prayer Book, but ne put his hand III
his pocket and pulled out a pack OF
Cards, and spread them before him. 50
he sat, and while the parson was
preaching, he first kept looking at one
card. and then at another. The Ser
jeant of the company saw him, and
said Richard put UP your cards for
this is no place for them-never mind
that said the soldier. for you have no
business with me here.
Now the parsOn had ended his ser
mon and all was over. the soldiers re-
paired to the church-yard and the
commanding officer, gave the word OF
command to fall in, which they did.
The SERGEANT of the city came, and took
the man prisoner-''Man you are my
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-09-25
A Sale of Brussels Net, Irish
Point and Battenburq
Curtains

AL astonishing prices. Reductions
from our own regular prices. that
must take the entire stock out at
once. No dilly- dallying; here they
are, and therel be curtain selling
TINS week that will eclipse all rec
ords.
% pair new White Irish Point Cur
tas1Is, pretty design for parlor
curtains, size 34x4l, a leader at
$3.50; reduced to- an aA
per pair.................N E.3S
White Brussels Net Curtains. size
S1<x40, and White Battenberg
Curtains with a real Battenberg
edge and Motif in corners. two
graceful curtains made to retail
P Pe sl pair' on sale S2.35
Beautiful White Brussels Net. Irish
Point, Battenberg and White Bob
binet Curtains with lace insertion
and edgings. all S&-yard length.
al regular $500 curtains; reduced
in this sale to, CO on
per BO.1U
Ghree of the best 500 Curtains.
three of the most graceful designs
in White Irish Point. White Brus-
sells and Battenberg Curtains.
handsome parlor draperies i'm So
and 3-yard lengths; go @AEE
in this sale. per pair. D&.DI
The usual $3.50 qualities in Batten-
berg, Brussels Net and Irish Cur
tains, five different styles. all
dainty patterns, 3Ia and 4-yard
lengths, reduced this &c 9E
week TO, per pair........ DVu i v
Real hand-wronght White Brussels
Curtains, the most pleasing de-
signs on the finest quality Bob
binet, either 31e or 4-yard lengths.
curtains that can't be duplicated
at SLIGO; so in this sale, az on
per PAIR. .......,.......B sOU
6O-inch wide White Brussels Net
Curtains. in 80 and 4-yard
lengths, and the most novel Irish
Point Curtains with rich open
work applique borders, size SIbx
IS, the best $3.50 values; uN Gn
on sale, per pair. bOsUU
Two $1400 Curtains. Brussels Net
and Irish Point effects, exceed
ingly pretty, size 3I2X60. marked
i'm this sale, N1N NE
All $3.50 irish Point, and Brussels
Net Curtains reduced to, e10 On
per air...................p 1 GsUV
All $500 Curtains. Brussels Net
and Irish Point effects; go this
week at, GA ~
per pair. b l4.EU
4-yards long White Brussels Net
and Irish Point Curtains, value
$22.50; marked in this sale, GIG 10
per pair..................R 4U.4u
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-09-25

VIII be great accOmpiisheTs this
week. 1t does not require an ex-
perienced shopper to recognize the
merit OF these offerings, their val
ues are exceptional, and are just as
great as we advertise them.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-09-25

Tickets viii be on sale at Ogden and
points intermediate Oct. 3 TO S-h, lnclu-
siva Limited TO Oct p Other Short
Line agents will sell Oct to inclusive
with limit 10 oct. Is. Rates viii also ap-
ply from stations on the Union Pacific
lines west Of Green River. Tickets on
sale from those points Oct. to S inclu-
sive with limit of Oct. y.
Proportionately low rates from other
stations not mentioned. See agents for
further details.
T. NJ. SCHUMACHER. Traffic Mgr.
D. L. hurley. G.. 2. & 4. A.
d. S. SPENCER. a. G. p. & t. A.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-09-25
show .Divisions 81 year.

When I count how many spots there
are in a pack Of cards, I find there
are three hundred and sixty FIVE, there
are so many days in the year; when /
count how many cards there are in a
pack, l find there are ffty-two, there
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-09-25
THERE IS NOTHING BETTER
THAN

Framed pictures at one third of. unless
it is the unframed ones at one-half off
at Derge's.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-09-25
lie took the knave and laid it aside.
SoIomon's Wisdom.

When I see the queen, it puts me in
mind of the queen of Sheba. who came
from the furthermost parts of the
world TO lear the wisdom of King
Solomon. Tor she was as wise q woman
as he was a man. for she had brought
fifty boys, and nifty girls. all clothed
in boys apparel. to show before King
Solomon, for him TO tell which were
boys and which were girls; but ne
could not: and he called for water for
them TO wash themselves; the girls
washed 10 to their. elbows. and the
boys only up TO their wrist. so King
Solomon told by that And when 1 see
the king, 1t puts me In mind of the
great king. of Heaven. and Earth.
which is God Almighty: and his ma
Jesty King George, 10 pray for him.
Well. said the mayor. you nave
given a very good description OF all
the cards, except one, which is lack
ing Which is that?" said the SOL
Gier TIE knave, said the mayor, "Oh,
] can give your honour good descrip-
ton of that, if your honour wont be
angry. No I viii not said the may
or, IF you Will not term me to be
the knave. We'll, said the soldier.
the greatest that / know of. is the
sarjeant of the city. that brought me
here. II don't know" said the may
or THAT he is TIE greatest knave, but
| am sure ne is the greatest fool.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-09-25
AstonishingIy Low are the
Sale Prices We've
Made on All
PORTIERE CURTAINS
INCLUDING THE VERY NEW
EST IDEAS AND EXTREME
NOVELTIES.

Patrons should realize the neces-
sity Of a quick response. for the best
values will go first, and to secure
them your visit should not be de-
layed- AT THESE SALE PRICES
1t will pay YOU to purchase for fu-
ture wants, if not presently in need.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-08-13
Tenders.

For constructing concrete arch Cul-
vert at Waimalu, Oahu, will close at
Public Works Office Aug. IL, II m.
For Hilo sewer system. will close at
Office OF T.. T.. Richards. Hilo and Pub
&C. Works Office. Aug. IL. II m.
For construction of Iahainaluna
school house and two dUrmitOrics, will
close at Public Works Office Aug. 30.
]" IN.
For constructing Mooheau Hail. Moo.
hcau park, liilo. will close at Office ~
L. l.. Richards, HilO, and Public Works
office, Aug. 20. IL m.
For constructing fOur.rOom teachers
cottage, Kolon, Kauai, will close at Pub
lie Works Office Aug. -, L. m.
For constructing steel bridge. with
two concrete abutmcnts and removing
Old structure at KaupOo. Waialua.
Oahu, will close at Public Works Office
Aug ", IL m.
For constructing concrete arch cul'
vert ut Waianae, Oahu, will close at
Public Works office Aug IL. Il m.
For constructing fire. proof Office
library, and laboratory building at Ha'
wall Experiment Station reservation
will close at Public Works office Aug
III, ~ m.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-08-13
Business Notices.
WARNING.

Notice Is hereby given that I have
appointed Kinekake overscer Of the
fishing right of Hamohamo, Waikiki.
The boundaries of said fishing right
begin at high water mark above the
black rocks known as Paliiki, near Mr..
Cunbas residence, thence seward to
the reef and along reef westerly to a
point opposite the middle OF the
stream known as Appalachian, at high
water mark, thence running easterly
along high water mark to point OF
commencement.
All persons are warned against go.
ing upon or taking Ash from the said
fishing ground without permission OF
the said Kinekake. under penalty OF
legal proceedings.
LILIUOKALANT.
BY her Atty. In Fact J. o. CARTER
Honolulu, 4. H., July 27th, 1904.
2S27-1m
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-08-13
WARNING.

Notice Is hereby given that have
appointed John Kiaaina overseer Of
my land Kahala and of the fishing right
Of said land. The boundaries of the
fishing right begins on the boundary
Of Waialae on the beach running sea.
ward to the reef and thence along the
reef westward to "puhi' or blow hole,
thence easterly along rocks to sand
beach and thence along high water
mark to point of commencement.
All persons are warned against go.
Ing upon said land or fishing rights
without permission OF the said John
Klaain0, under penalty OF legal pro
ceedings.
LILIUOKALANI,
BY her Atty. In Fact J. o. CARTER.
Honolulu. 7. H.. July 27th. 1904.
2S27-1m
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-08-13
Sales.
Sheriff Sales.

At Police Station. Aug. 30, IL M, in.
terest of G.. II. Paris in lot In Young
street, and at Pawaa will be sold at
public auction for Judgment for Sljl.95
Interest and costs.
At Police Station, Aug. 81, ~ m, in
terest OF +. l.. Dortch In lots In Kaplo.
lani Park addition. ManOa, and Kalihi
will be sold at public auction for judy
mont for sl93.G7 interest and costs.
At Police station, Aug. 20, ~ m, in
tel est of Sol Kahalewai In land ut Wal
kikl, will he sold at public auction tor
judgment for S73. interest and cost.
At Police Station, Aug, 20, II m, in
terest OF Robt. Kamoiiili In land at
Nini, Honolulu, will be sold at public
auction for judgment for $500 inter-
est and costs.
At Police Station Aug. 20, ~ m, In
t.rest OF Sun ChOng Sing Co. In lease
hold ON Beretania street will be sold at
public auction for judgment for $3.50
interest and costs.
AT Police station, Aug. 20, ~ m, IN
terest of Lucy Kamau In kcwalo tract
lots, will be sold at public auction for
judgment for sl5.lS interest and costs.
At Police Station Aug. 30, II m, in
terest of Becky Kaonohi In land at
l.eieo, Honolulu, for Judgment FOR
$3.50 interest and costs.
At Police Station, Aug. 30, II m, In
tercst of IL. l.. Kerr In Pacific Heights
lot, will be sold al public auction for
Judgment Tor SlOs2o interest ana costs'
At Police Station, Aug. 70, IL M IN
terest OF Samuel NJ. keal'na In lots at
1 Il oil Ia IL a. "a
auction for Judgment FOR $685. Interest
ana COSTS
At Police Station, Aug. 80 IL M IN
terest OF MakuaoIe twl IN lot at re
walo VIII be SOLD AZ pubic auction iol
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1904-08-13
Building Permits.
NJ u. Mamatsu, . stories, brick. Ke-
kaulke ST,
Shun Lung Yuen Kee. story, brick.
King St.
o. Stillman. | story. wood, School ST
Plumbing Permits.

Oahu College, | story. wood, Puma
hou; T. II. Bath.
q. Schuman, | story, wood, Wilder
Ave; I.ai Sing Kec.
T.. II, Dodge, stories, wood. Vine
yard St, Sing Chan.
Iamamoto, . stories. brick, Hotel
St. X. OH.
Federal Government. | story, wood.
Punchbowl Rd.; Gehring 4 But2ke.
| s. p, Shaw, | story, wood, Kaimuki;
I Gehring 4 ButZke.
| II. r. 4, 4 l.. Co., stories. wood,
| King St: Emmclulh.
I j. =. Mondonca, story, wood, Lii
hu St; Won Louie.
! r. A Hing. stories, wood, Fort St;
sing Chan,
". o. Smith, story, wood, King St;
Emmeluth,
Ching Lum, ? stories, brick, King ST.
sing Chan
Kaiulani Home, stories, wood. Kins
ST; Bath.
Con Soda Works, stories, brick
Allen St; Bath,