The daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1904-1905, 1904-10-20
JUST BEFORE
| BREAKFAST
A FEW ITEMS THAT ARE EAs-
lily DIGESTED.
ARE PREPARED ESPECIALLY
For People Who Eat Hurriedly and
Chew Their Food on the Way
To Their Work.

ny away > hIeioc 81 pet VI TIE cat, Dlll
now you couldn' t buy it, so don't tr,
! it. One night recently after the
couple had retired for the night. the
eat came to their bedroom door and
paved and "meued" until the man
of the house had to get out of bed
intending to put Miss Pussy out OF
doors. She could not be found, SO
Mr.. Blank returned 10 bed. The cat
would not stand for that so she called
at the door again. This time she re-
manned until he opened the door
But she refused to be put out. When
Mr.. Blanl. started bedward he saw
a revolver pointed his way. What
could he do? He had no weapon to
defend himself and the intruder
backed himself out of the house
while he kept the revolver pointed at
Mr. Blank. The house breaker made
good his escape. 1t was soon seen
what was the matter with the cat
She was notifying the sleepers that
x
What is nicer than egg plant?
Answer-Fried eggs.
X x x
Is there need Of anybody looking
like potato peeling? Some girls
make themselves up for the street
and they look just like the outer
part of Il "guber.''
We saw girl on the street the
ether day that looked like a rubber
boot.
If marriage is a failure that s no
reason Why people still get married
Over she phone-No. So please
What number? / said --. didn' It
II No response for time Ring a
ding ring! Hello. give me -.
please. Did you say -? I guess
you hear, what I said and if / don t
get it III know the reason why.
Did You say You wanted -? Hell
10 Central! Did you get your party9
. Was there a party chimed in
society editor, who was about to call
central. Say. Central, can T get -
or not. Hello. hello. Here's your
l.arty, now you can have -. Poor
telephone girl has her troubles. Ev-
bIames her, but of nearly all
the charges she is perfectly innocent.
x ;: X
We hev now seched that person
time of the opining of the polo sea
son we will hev the knocker. Yu
lev awl seen the knocker with hiz
itul hammer. He IL ushulv a feloe
who hes been kroped in luv, oar sum
hing equally bad. The knocker
seams 10 hev fond hankering foar
he coald peesful grave. and We often
wish the longing mite be moar mu-
.chual. As general thing the
,nocker is hipocrite as WELL For
Instance, Their knocker who kicks on
iotel fare is occastumed to eat to-
natoes and coald korn beat off the
,itchen stov when he's at hoam.
Their one whu says thS is ded town
nvariublr cumes frum phase where
hey think they are dueing "gosh |
termed smart" if they hav the |
hurch soshel and the "Bell Ring
rs' AMI the 'Ideal Entertainers
f Mici,igan' thar in tina same sea-
I'm.
IF YOU are bow-legged never wear
tripod trousers.
Never attempt to say funny things
. people who haven't any humor in
hem.
1t is impossible to saddle RESPONSE
ilitv on person who hash t any
ackbone
IF you mix religion and politics to-
ether ven are liable to get into
rouble unless you know the right
x x x
Never give any one piece of Your
ind unless You have it to spare.
You shouldn't permit any news
anar u shake You from Your nosi