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The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1904-06-22

Miss Pert-Don't you know you re-
mind me of the Venus de Milo?
Mr.. Slowboy-But she didn't have
any arms.
Miss Peril know,-Chicago Chron-
icle
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1904-06-22
Not the Same,

Haven't seen you at this bar be-
fore?" said the judge, sternly, frowning
over his glasses.
mot at this bar, judge said the pris-
oner, with smile peculiar to a bar
tender.-Yonkers Statesman.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1904-06-22
Wonderful Intuition.

II f1atter myself" said the city
chap, that can tell what man is
by his walk. Now, this dfgnified-
looking individual coming down the
street is undoubtedly a leader of
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1904-06-22

That's right" reioined the village
landlord. He's tho drum major Of
our brass band" - Cincinnati En-
nuirer
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1904-06-22
DESERT PLEASANTLY

Leading Dromedary-If you want to
beat that sandstorm you'd better hump
yourself.
Tagging Camel-All right. Hum
phrey; II you insist on getting your
pack UP about it.-Chicago Daily
New2 ..,---.s
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1904-06-22

Did you sound papa this Afternoon
about our marriage?"
Yes; and when struck the bottom
step it sounded pretty loud, too
Chicago Chronicle.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1904-06-22

MOneyDagS.
Moneybags-H you're so ashamed of
them as all that, why do you wear
them ALLY Sloper
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1904-11-10
DREAMED OF GOLD.
Went Out With a Pick Next Morning and
Dug 1t Up.

Galliipolis, Ohio, Nov. 7.-One
night several weeks ago Alonzo
Fletcher, living about three mile
west of Gallipolis, dreamed that
he had discovered a gold mine on
the farm of Thomas Mccormick.
The following night, the dream
was repeated more wildly than
before, and, becoming so impress
ed with the subject. he got a mat
took the next morning and dug
into the ground at the point in
Dictated in his dreams. He was re-
warded by unearthing a good-sized
vein of a strange looking ore, and
securing a small quantity express
ed it to J. McVickers, an assayer
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1904-11-10
Items of News.

The Mukden armies are within
a stones throw of each other.
TIE Japs captured three forts at
Port Arthur in the recent fighting.
Dewey will represent the Amer
lean navy in the Anglo-Russian
affair.
The officers abandoned the chase
of the Cody outlaws.
A suit for over a million dollars
has been entered against Armour.
Captain Albert G.. Fields is dead
at Victoria.
Galveston policy cases have been
passed up to the grand jury.
c. A. Horsley of Galveston has
filed a petition in bankruptcy.
The big meeting of Texas Bap-
fists is to begin at Waco today.
Ornithologist Brown is in Tex
as to study plans for saving the
birds.
Three ladies were elected direc-
tors of the San Antonio Water
company.
There has been a change in own
erShip of the Star flour mills at
Galveston.
FL Paso gamblers are said to be
scared at the latest movement to
shut them up.
Mrs. Lula Pidcocke of Waco was
instantly killed by the accidental
discharge of a rife.
A number of new charters were
filed, including a big orchard COM
pany for Trinity county.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1904-11-10
Society Women's Jewel Fads.

Eastern society leaders have theil
fads and superstitions. Mrs. Geo
Gould de6es the old saying that
pearls typify tears, and wears a col
lection that outdoes royalty. Mrs
Stuyvesant Fish's luck omen is {
small gold locket with her initials
in monogram. Mrs. Reggie Wand
erbilt is never without a certain
bracelet of Turkish manufacture
Mrs. Tommy Hitchcock wears
horseshoe diamond brooches. Mrs
Payne Whitney's amulet is a neck
lace composed of every translucent
precious stone known to lapidary
art.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1904-11-10
Something Besides.

The passenger tain was making
1O-minu wait on a siding when
the long-haired man with senti-
mental look strolled forward to the
engine and asked of the man who
was oiling up:
You are the engineer, I take
it,"
All that's left of him., was the
reply.
The lives of all of us are in
your hands. "
Yes, every one of you,
1t depends solely upon you to
bring about a terrible calamity or
carry us safely to our destination"
Yes, that's about it.
And may I ask what you in
tend to do on this occasion?"
We'll, I did intend to bring
about a terrible calamity and kill
40 or SO people, but as a Teller
down at Ashland presented me with
a S. dog, and as the dog is in the
baggage car and might get hurt in
the smashup, [ guess I'll run her
right through and take you in safe
ly. "
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1904-11-10
A Herolne's Offer Of Marriaoe.

Mary Mccain, a I7-year-old girl,
who, though only three days out of
the hospital at North Brother island
with scarlet fevr, saved six people
from drowning after they had
jumped from the burning steamer
General Slocum, has received 1000
letters with offers of marriage.
Some of these are very compliment
airy and very.good as offers in them
selves, but she says that the sickly
sentimentality of most of them has
disguised her, and she asks to be re-
heved from receiving any more of
them, as she merely acted under the
impulses of duty.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1904-11-10
Rushing Thinqs Along.

As there is law against buryins
in the city OF Albany, the bishop haC
to have a special act of the legisla
ture to be buried in the cathedral
He was successful in having the &C
pass the lawmakers but his friend.
were astonished and worried wher
they read its text, 1t began with
the usual verbiage The ending
was something like this: we dc
grant that Bishop Doane be buried
within the precincts of the cathedral
at Albany. This act to take effect
Immediately"
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1904-11-10
CoIumbia's African Students.

Columbia university's summer
school is clearly ahead Of all its
rivals, so far as the names of two
of its students are concerned. One
is a full-blooded African from the
Gold Coast, named James Errnan
Kodwo Mensa Ostiwadu Human
punsam Kwegyir-Aggrey. The
other, Srirangan 'Desikachar She's
hadry lyrngar, is an East indian.
Both are said to be good students.
The former will be the first negro to
receive the Phi. D. degree from &C.
lumbia.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1904-11-10
In Memory of Judge Browne.

San Marcos. Tex, Nov 1.-The
bar of San Marcos met Thursday
and passed suitable resolutions up
on the death of Judge L. H
Browne, who died here two weeks
ago.
Today at the Methodist church
memorial services were held in his
honor. Addresses were made by
Hon. George T. McGehee, Ralph
Smith, Judge Ed r. Kone and
Profs. I. E. Pritchett and S. W.
Stanfed All of these addresses
were ,oguent tributes to the exalt-
ed character of the deceased jurist.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1904-11-10

IT is said the great republican
victory was entirely unanticipated,
the most sanguine republican cam
paign managers not expecting such
an immense ratification OF Roose-
velt's administration. In Indiana,
where it was asserted grave doubt
existed among republicans. the ma
iority doubled that given Mckinley
in 1900, that state polling the great
est vote in It's history.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1904-11-10
Gets Her Third eeth.

MIS-. Hester Trudow of lie Sueur.
Mimi, whose age IS 60 years, and
who. until lately. had been entirely
toothless for thirty years, began SIX
months ago 10 cut her third set OF
teeth, and has now a complete out
fit OF new, natural teeth, both uppers
and lowers. She claims that she has
acquired her new teeth by eating
each day a teaspoonful of powdered
oyster shells.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1904-11-10
Both on High Ground.

Senator Thomas c. Plat, of New
York, was told by Charles H. MIR
ray, a local politician, that Judge
Parker was so towering that Eng-
land sees and salutes him" Yes,
remarked the senator, the candl-
dates can be seen long way oll
this year Both, SO to speak, stand
on high ground" Murray is shewd
but didn't grasp the idea. So Plat
siilplifed II Roosevelt on San
Juan hill; Parker on David B.
HILL"
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1904-11-10
increase Of Southern NEGROES.

In tie country districts of the
South, excluding 242 cities that had
a population of $500 inhabitants or
more, the negro population increas-
ed 10 per cent between 1890 and
1900 and ii the cities 2I.7 per cent.
IN the FIVE Southern cities having al
least 100000 inhabitants their in
crease was 25.S per cent in that pc
riod. IN the country districts their
increase was about two-thirds as
rapid as that OF the whites and in
the cities hve-sixths.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1904-11-10

Under the new army regulations
for 1905, color sergeants and bat
talon non-commissioned staff are
not permitted quarters of any kind;
neither are they entitled to fuel or
Illuminating supplies; but they are
entitled to 1900 pounds of baggage
on change of stations.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1904-11-10

LET'S drop the subject now, and
do something for our own country.
Roosevelt is elected, but the truck
farmer can grow his products just
the same, whether we have a presi-
dent we like or not. No president
can keep the Brownsville coun-
try down, and now just watch in
GROW.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1904-11-10

TEXAS, of course, went solidly
Democratic, as usual, but there
will probably be some decrease in
the vote, the amount of which has
not yet been determined. When
the great Lone Star state loses her
grip and fails to show up that
brutal MAJORITY, keep your ears
open for the sound of Gabriel S
horn announcing that time is no
1nOrn
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1904-11-10

Mr.. Knox Jones, manly, ris-
ing young lawyer, at present coun-
ty attorney ef Star county, at Rio
Grande City, is visiting Eagle Pass,
the guest of his mother, at the
Dolch hotel. He is accompanied
by Mrs. Jones and their two chill
dren.-Eagle Pass Ginde.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1904-11-10
Worlds Fair Attendance.

St. Louis, Mo-, Nov. The at
tendance statement issued by the
division of admissions in the Louis
lana purchase Exposition company
shows the total attendance the past
week 632, 442; and the grand total
since the exposition opened 49,
567,7 1877.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1904-11-10

4 MYSTERIOUS stranger IS selling
Houston saloonkeepers a concoc-
ton, FIVE drops of which will turn
a glass of water into whisky-or
something which passes for whisky
in the Bayou city.-Galveston Tri-
bune.
Won't Alkali Ike have time of
it, when he goes to Houston.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1904-11-10

STAND by your colors even if
they are a little off.-Dallas News
Snap Shots.
Guess that's what Teddy
thought when he dined Booker,
old boy.-Bonham Herald.
The colors must have oeen fast,
too, judging from the way they
stuck last Tuesday.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1904-11-10

AMONG the many letters received
by Judge Parker at his home at
Esopus, was one from an Office
seeker who deserves credit for orig
inality at least. This is what the
letter contained: Please read last
clause of AID verse, Esd chapter.
St. Luke. The clause is as fol-
lows: Remember me when thou
corlest into they kingdom.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1904-11-10
Presents for the President.

New York, Nov 1.-Two liones-
ses, two donkeys, two ostriches'
and a zebra, which were presented
by King Menelik of Abyssinia to
the President of the United States,
arrived here OH the Minneapolis
from London. One lioness died
during the voyage.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1904-11-10

ROOSEVELT claims 10 have been
carrying out McKinley's policy.
Wonder what kind of policy we
may expect him to adopt as his
own. Oh, Teeth-odore, how many
errors have you committed in the
name of Mckinley.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1904-11-10
in Salt Lake City, for analysis.

i'll Salt Lake City, for analysis.
The assayer's report shows that
the ore contained, among other
things, 43 per cent iron and gold
at the rate of $3.50 per ton. It is
not known how thick the vein is as
Mr.. Fletcher ceased operations af-
ter uncovering IS inches.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1904-11-10

THE dear people will HOW have
a chance to rest for a few weeks
before the candidates commence
grooming themselves for rext cleo
fiO,,
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1904-11-10

Hope deferred makes the heart
grow sick. Il IS feeling mighty
unwell right now
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1904-11-10
The Vote.

The total Democratic vote OF
Cameron county at the election last
Tuesday is as follows, from the II
precincts in which elections were
he'd:
Democratic----.--------.-.- 1901
Republican -.---.---...-.---.--.....-.--.-. 70
In three precincts of the county
no elections were held, from what
cause THE HERALD can not state,
but their vote would not materially
increase the total. At the election
in 1902. the democrats polled 1886,
and the republicans 923 vote, max
ing a total of 23O9, as against 1864
this election, a decrease of 1145,
due probably to the new poll tax
law. On this decrease the republi-
can candidate for congress based
his claims principally, as it was
contended that the greatest per
centage of loss was to the demo
Gratis, but the returns fail to sustain
the claim.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1904-11-10
IT was a cyclone.

NOBODY ever dreamed of such a
showing under.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1904-11-10

WE have laid down the hammer
for the present, but still believe in
Parker.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1904-11-10

NORM also ran" III Cameron
county. Just did.
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1904-07-24
FOR THE WEST.

Trains arrive at Brunswick daily as
follows:
No. IA arrives at $3.50 a. m. with CON
nections from Savannah and the esat
end also from Atlanta and west.
No is arrives at $3.50 p. m. from At
lanta and the west.
THROUGH CAR SERVICE.
No. 80 carries through Pullman cars
from Jesup for New York and also for
st. Louis via Asheville, Knoxville and
Louisville.
No IL carries through Pullman car
from Brunswick to Atlanta and also
from Jesup to Cincinnati via Atlanta
nd Chattanooga.
No. Is carries through Pullman car
from Macon for st. Louis via. Atlanta
Chattanooga and Louisville.
S. H. HARDWICK, p. T. NJ, Wash
W. II. TAYLoE, G. P. A.. Washing
| ton, D. G
BROOKS MORGAN, A. c. P. A.
Atlanta, Ga.
f. H. HoUsEMAN. General Agent
| Brunswick, Ga.
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1904-07-24
=
ILL TREATMENT OF CHINESE.

The whole world seems to be down
on Cinnamon. They are pursued, i'm
prisoned and deported from this eoun-
try for the crime of being born in Chi
ma and a laborer. and here without
consent of the United States govern
ment. They are an object of imposi-
enldTAf1l ,ggts .eSGG4s2pt their own. and
meanest treatment these people have
been exposed to is in South Africa
The British government has just i'm
ported ship load Of Cinnamon to
work in gold mines Of South Africa
OF their arrival at Durham they were
given a hint that they are really
bound slaves Of the British. govern
ment for term Of years Their wag
es are to be / shilling GA cents)
a day, just one-half what they were
promised. and sum less shan that
paid the cheapest kind of Kafhr work
men in the mines. They will be re-
CURED to work underground ten hours
a day, and will be confined. when
above ground, to a reservation from
which they are prohibited TO depart
except under severest penalty. Their
term of service" is three years.
OF course no one will dare attempt
to rescue these unfortunates, but is
not the general treatment of the Chi
naman reflection upon Civilized counI
tries?
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1904-07-24
GET INSIDE.
Your Friends and Nelehbors In 5runs
wick will Show you How.
Rphhipes fba hack won't cure hack

Your Friends and Nelehbors In Bruno
wick will Show you How.
Rubbing the back won't cure back
A liniment may relieve. but eau
cure.
Backache comes from the inside
from the kidneys.
Doan's Kidney Pills get inside.
They cure sick kidneys.
Here is Sayannahs proof that this
Is so:
John C. Adams, carpenter residing at
234 L. Oglethorpe Ave, Savannah, Ga.
says. I used Doan's Kidney Pills
for backache and difficulty with the
kidney secretiOns. Ny back ached con
stantly and the pain across the small
OF my back was so severe at times
as TO make me lay off work. The Sc
cretions from the kidneys were strong
had dark color, was full of sediment
and scalded like Goals OF fire. used
many remidies but nothing had any
effect My health was run down on
account of my rest being broken so
much at night and | would get up in
the morning tired and worn out. L
saw Doan's Kidney Pills advertised
and went up to drug store and got q
box Of them. They gave me new life
although to tell the truth / had little
faith in any medicine. Since using
the pills my back has become strong
and does not pain me and the action
Of the Kidneys has become regular
and normal I attribute my cure en-
tirely to Doan's Kidney Pills and you
can use my name to this effect and
welcome"
Plenty more proof like this from
Brunswick people. Call at Hunters
Pharmacy and ask what their custo-
ners report For sale by all dealers
Price so cents a box. -Milburn
20, buffalo, N. Y, sole agents. Re
member the name-Doan sand take
10 other
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1904-07-24
Good for Children.

The pleasant to take and harmless
One Minute Cough cure gives immed-
late relief IN all cases Of cough, GROUP
and lagrippe because it does not pass
Immediately into the stomach, but TAX
es effect right at the seat of the trou-
Bile. 1t draws out the inflammation,
heals and sooths and cures permanent
" by enabling the lungs &c contribute
pure life giving and life sustaining
oxygen to the blood and tissues. One
Minute Cough Cme is pleasant to take
and 1t is good alike for yclng apd
Id. Sold BY all druggists
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1904-07-24
THE REVIVAL or OUR MERCHANT
MARINE.

There are Of course differences Of
opinion as to how the revival of the
merchant marine Of the United States
in our foreign trade should be done,
wide differences Of opinion, but among
patriotic Americans who have devoted
thought to the subject, there is abso-
iutely no difference Of opinion as to
the necessity for its revival.
When the bill creating ron parti-
san commission was in the senate in
the last session of congress to gather
information as to the best method to
be adopted for it's revival that great
democrat, Senator Bailey. asked if 1t
meant snip subsidy, II so he would
fight It, and that great leader OF the
effort for revival. Senator Lodge said
no it probably meant differential or
preferential duties, namely, that re
Iduction Of tariff should be made on
goods carried in American ships upon
which Senator Bailey withdrew his
objections.
The press credit another great south
ern senator, Senator Bacon, Of our
lstate, with suggestion Of such meth
Iod in the democratic platform.
The question having been before
line merchant marine commission at
many hearings, he announces that
these hearings all indicate the prefer
lential duty as the most effective and
lfairest remedy for tho existing evil
whereby our merchant marine has
nearly been driven from our foreign
! trade. now carrying less than ten pc
cent, OF our foreign trade and we MAJ
: fairly expect needed legislation in tn
!. next session of Congress.
+ When it Gomez it will mean muc
to every southern port, much to Brun
wick. 1t will enormously increase on
trade With the countries south OF u
It win with certainty build souther
ship yards in all our great ports
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1904-07-24
For Sale.

walnut dining chairs, rocking chairs
l set ornamepted chamber crackers
cedar chest carpet. brass table
onyx top, pictures, bed quilts, blank
cts. feather bed and pillows, 1 sur
walnut bedroom furniture, oak writ.
ing desk, glass top preserve lars.
nudge Gamer for iruit aud Vegetables
1 four fold screen, bookcase, / chiffo
Ter china closet / butter churn, lace
/ diyan, extra well mad.
, piano stools, other small articles.
Mrs. M. Tison Smith.
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1904-07-24

Correspondence solicited. Dut 70
,soe,ve attention, letters must be &C
e,mpanied by responsible name. not
Tor publication, but as T. guarantee Of
good faith.
rejected communications VIII De
oeturned IL accompanied by postage.
Remittances should be made by pos
al note. check or money order OF
reRlstered letter. Address,
News Publishing Co.
Brunswick, Ga
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1904-07-24

The bill to reduce the salary of
the judge Of the city court of Douglas
is causing lots of wrangling in that
city and in the entire county, The
bill is a good one and ought to pass.
We pay the judge of the city court of
Brunswick just about $50 per month
more than the position is worth, when
it is recalled that the superior court
judges only rece.ve $1,000 per year.
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1904-07-24
ITS UP TO YOU, WHAT
WILL YOU DO WITH 1T

Rub 1t on, IF course, Vests Wound
cure, The best liniment on earth .or
oid-sores, letter, Ring Worm, Poison
oak, Piles, Rheumatism and numerous
other diseases, also Vests Gonorrhoea
and Syphilis Cure is guaranteed to
cure Gonorrhcea and Syphilis and ali
IKE diseases Ask your druggists and
dealer fol it.
Prepared by WEST MEDICINE co.
Sylvester, Ga.
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1904-07-24
PneumenIs Nan be preuan,.a

If cold fingers, there is Danger OF
neum1nia. II la grippe leaves the
ungs in an infiamed condition, theirs
great danger of pneumonia. Pre-.
vent this fatal disease by using Ry.
dale's Elixir, it cures cold quickly
nd leaves the throat and lungs sound
u is the best remedy for that pecu,
har inhamed condition of the lungs
that 50 frequently follows Ia CRIME.
This modern scientific throat and lung
emedy is q safe remedy for Young
nud Old in al throat AID lung diseases
= . E -. ilA1iS%
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1904-07-24
E0sEol Dyspepsia Cure
DaCasts What VpU 81


p. A. Danforth Of LAGRANGE. Ga.
Uttered for six months with a fr.ghtful
unning sore on his leg; but writes
hat Bucklen's Arnica Salve whc,ly
ured It in hve days. For ulcers,
ounds, piles. It Is the best salve in
he world. Curs guaranteed. Only
The Brunswick daily news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1903-1906, 1904-07-24
rranedu Averteo.

Just in the nick of time ouL ~.
oy was saved" writes Mrs. " N..
ms OF Pleasant City, Ohio. ~
nonia had played havoc with liin -
terrible cough set in besides y.
ors treated him, but he grew EV1sl
very day. At length We trsa =
Aing's New Discovery sor cons1as
on and our darling was saved, rs
ow sound, and well" Erery~l.
ught to know, it's the only sure guy
or coughs, colds and all lung disease :,
I1aranteed by all druggists. Prles
ceRtA and s1oA Trial BOTTLES Tres