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Charlevoix county herald., 1904-12-24
Identified.

What has become" asked the &C.
casional guest, "of the pretty black
eyed girl who used to wait at that
table over in the corner?"
What pretty black-eyed girl?" frig-
idly inquired the young woman with
the snub nose and prominent chin.
IF l remember rightly, she had a
little bit of mole on one check"
"Oh, that girl with the blotch on her
face? think somebody married her."
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-12-24

King Edward is limping, as a result
of kicking his own foot while shoot
ing. Even kings occasionally inter-
fere. And yet IL anybody should sug-
gest tying a bunch of straw around
one of Edwards ankles he would prob
ably object.
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-12-24
a Straioht Tin.

81 hear your engagement with
young Gotrox has been broken off,
remarked the first fair daughter of
Eve.
well, you are entitled to another
hearing" rejoined fair daughter No. 2,
as she held up graceful hand on
which a solitaire sparkled. you can
see for yourself that l am still in the
ring"
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-12-24
Extrauanant Norman.

Really, DEAR" said the beautiful
dryad who was Pans favorite wife,
az must have a new bonnet"
What More expense?" exclaimed
Pan. "You must think I'm regular
dust-Pan. "-Philadelp Ledger.
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-12-24
Best Kind of Governess.

Mrs. Bly-Is your foreign COVER
ness a success?
Mrs. Sly-Oh, yes; all of the chill
dren speak French, you know.
Mrs. Bly-Do you understand them?
Mrs. Sly-Oh, no; that's the beauty
of it; don't have to answer any OF
their ouestions!-Detroit Free Press.
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-12-24

"The longer we live" says the Ne
braska State Journal, "the more thor
oughly convinced we are that no man
knows as much as he let's on" This
seems to call for a sharp rejoinder
from Editor Stead.
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-12-24
SizinQ Him Up.

Miss Kuhl-NO, Mr.. Hunter, can
not marry you. l suppose you will find
some other girl.
Mr.. n-Hunter-Huh Can't
you offer me any greater consolation
than that?
Miss Kuhl-O, yes, it may console
you to know that I am not as rich as
l am reported to be.
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-12-24
Making a Close Distinction.

Benevolent party-Young man, I'm
sorry to see you thus idling away the
golden hours of youth. Every time
look out of my parlor window l see
you sitting on this fire hydrant.
The young man-What's tn matter
with you? What are you givin' me?
amt idle when I'm dom nothing. I'm
a sewer nspector.-Cleveland Plain
Dealer
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-12-24

The Harvard sophomore class has
elected as its president a poor student
who is working his way through col
lege by acting as waiter This coun-
try can never be in bad way while
such things happen.
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-12-24

Marriage of the feeble-minded was
opposed at the charity conference.
Some old bachelors might think that
classification would take in all who
contemplate matrimony.
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-12-24
DodUjnu IL.

Junior Partner-'I think I'll have to
discharge that clerk. He doesn't do
any work."
Senior Partner-"Indeed? He seems
busy all the time"
Junior Partner-"Yes; he manages
to keep busy so constantly that he
never does any work"
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-12-24

Now that the logbook and private
papers of Columbus have been found
in Paris, we should like to know,
among other things, whether the log
book starts at each day with "brite
and fair"
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-12-24

Objectionable literature from France
imported at New York is being
burned, perhaps on the theory, based
on observation of current publications,
that we are able now to supply our
own market for that kind of stuff.
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-12-24

Somebody stole 100000 of the Fore
paugh circus employees wages from
the money wagon, and the detectives
searched everybody's trunk except the
elephants.
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-12-24
Mo Time for Such Nonsense.

Johnny Geehaw-Paw, what's the
law of gravitation?
Farmer Geehaw--I dunno. ! haint
got time to keep up with all the fool
statoots the durn legislator passes.
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-12-24
Smile Seems a Erown.

The optimist-I tell you, my boy, II
you only keep hustling, fortune is
bound to smile on you in the long run.
The pessimist-Didn't it ever strike
you that fortune has a beastly, sar-
castle smile?-Brooklyn Life.
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-12-24

Do not deride the st. Paul man who
paid an election bet by rolling pea
nut all around the Minnesota state
house. Rolling peanut may be just
what he is fitted for.
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-12-24

Any one who has watched football
player using his dome of thought as a
battering ram upon the opposing line
will admit that the performance seems
calculated to produce softening some
where.
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-12-24
Not Substantial.

"I'm surprised that you should think
our rates high for what we give you"
said the proprietor of the mountain
hotel. 1.-THE air here is the most de-
lightful, and"
YES" interrupted the half-starved
boarder, "but it isn't very filing"
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-12-24
No Sport.

Mrs. Teacup-My husband tells me
it was a fine hit Sothern and Mar
lowe made last night.
Mrs. Weecup-Oh, / take no inter
est in what my husband tells me
about prize-fights. What is the latest
shade of onion brown?
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-12-24

The commander-in-chi of the army
of Panama threatened a revolution
and got retired on full pay for life.
Revolution is still profitable on the
isthmuS.
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-12-24

One bride gets a check for $4,000
and another one for $4,000 as a we'd
ding gift. We venture the remark
that where such assets are visible,
marriage is never quite failure.
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-12-24

More absorbing than news of the
Baltic fleet to the London swell is the
appearance on the market of trous.
ors creasing machine. 1t is said to
make a perfect crease and that is now
the ambition of every well-dressed
man In the British capital.
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-12-24

The esteemed Philadelphia Record
is in a state of mind because Penn
sylvania has surplus of over $14,-
100000 in it's treasury. 1t manifests
almost as much uneasiness as if there
were a deficit of $14,000,00O.
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-12-24

The records show that Miss Thaw
paid S250,000 for her title as Countess
of Yarmouth. She got the Earl as
boot.
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-12-24
Who Wouldn't Be Good?
do make!

"Our new minister certainly is a
good man."
HUH What's he good for?''
Because he gets $4,000 a year for
being that way. You'd be good, too,
wouldn't ?"-Philadelp Press.
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-12-24
OF a Particular Kind.

Willie-Pa, how many quarts does
il take TO make a peck?
Pa--It all depends, my son. Less
than one quart, for instance, will
sometime make a "pock of trouble"
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-12-24
The Masculine View.

Shea married couple should pull
together like team Of horses.
He-They probably would If like a
team of horses they had but one
tongue between them.
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-12-24

It staggers the country to hear the
Massachusetts Legislature likened to a
string Of sausages. String beans
would sound more convincing.
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-12-24
A Compromise.

Nov, sir, told you I'd spank you
if you disobeyed me-" said the bright
boys mother, land I'm going to do
it,
Say, ma" pleaded the boy, 'lcmme
off an I'll tell you what pas goin' ter
give you for Christmas"
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-12-24
Where the Trouble Was.

An Irishman who was not feeling
well after having worked overtime at
a Thanksgiving feast, dropped in to
consult a pill dispenser. The latter
began operations by feeling the pa
TENTS pulse.
'Pfwat's tn good av feelin' me
wrist, docther?" asked the son OF
Erin. Faith an it's in me sthomach
tn trouble do be"
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-12-24
Cbeyinu Orders.

"The doctors have ordered E:Ilzins
TO be quiet and under no circum-
stances to use his BRAIN
But how does he pass the timer"
81 believe he is writing a novel,"
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-12-24

The Chicago clergyman who says
that women are not angels has no rea-
son to complain. 1t is much better
to have them as they are-just WON
en-
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-12-24

Russia will have a new navy built in
Germany, France and America. Aha
Now isn't John Bull sorry he has been
so friendly to the Japs?
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-12-24

The rich woman in Indianapolis
who left her entire fortune to her
coachman was lucky enough to die be-
fore her heirs found out about it.
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-12-24
Good Fellow.

MarlSley-See here! you've owed me
S25 for two years now. Don't you
think it's time you liquidated that
debt?
Borroughs-Sure! I'll buy you a
drink if that's what you mean.
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-12-24

If the world really wants to stop the
war between Russia and Japan, it has
only to stop lending the two contend
ing nations money.
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-12-24

In order to comply with the fitness
of things Boston should remove the
sacred Goldfish from the capital and
hang up a sole.
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-12-24

That millionaire philanthropist of
New York who is looking for house
in the slums so that he may help his
neighbors evidently despairs of re-
forming the 400.
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-12-24

It is instructive to consider what
might have been il young Thaw'slpa
ents had made him go to work for
living.
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-12-24
Underpaid.

Its simply impossible for NE to
spend all the money earn"
"Oh, come Off"
"Fact. You see, | really earn much
more than the boss is willing to give
me-"
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-12-24
The Rows Idea.

I'D you believe the meek will in
herit the earth, pop?"
II certainly do, my son."
well, can't understand how that
can be. A fellow don't get anything
nowadays unless he has the cheek to
ask good and hard for it,"
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-12-24
Easily Pleased Then.

Nell-So their engagement is off?
Believes. She says he was too
hard to please.
Nell-Thats funny. He must have
changed since he proposed to her.
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-12-24
Feminine AmenitY.

Stella-Jacl and l are to be mar
ried.
Bella-What freak election bets men
do make.
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-12-24
No Change.

Thirsty Tim-Gee whiz! suppose de
trust should raise de price on beer!
Weary Willie-Well, we'd only have
ter do what we're doin' now-raise de
price oursels.
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-12-24
G. A. LIsK, Publisher

We incline to the opinion that Gen.
Stoessel will refuse to be candidate
for second term.
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-12-24

New York Chinese are hot to de-
pose the Empress. Distance lends
courage as we'll as enchantment.
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-12-24

Bombs are again being hurled In
Barcelona. That place seems to be
the Paterson, N. j., of Spain.
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-12-24

This suit for s350,0O0 against Tom
Lawson may provide him with still
another chapter on frenZied finance.
Charlevoix county herald., 1904-12-24

The Bucolic Humorist.
Visitor-Have you lived all your
life here, my little man?
Little man-No, not yet.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1904-03-18
CEMETERY ASSOCIATION
GOOD MEETING. ENTERTAIN.
MENT MISS HUGHES.

Notices were sent out this week to
the various citizens of che town call
ing for meeting at the residence of
Mrs. A. G. White for the purpose of
organizing or reoragrizing the Gene
terry Association. Quite number
responded to the invitation particula-
ly of the lsdies. Rev. w. A. Mitch
ell acted as temporary chairman and
Mrs. Cora Weber as secetary. The
following officers were elected Preside
mt Mrs. A. G. White. Vice President
Mrs. D. j. Rowlands; S-cetary Mrs.
Cora Weber; Treasurer Mrs. r. A. Hun
ter Soliciting committee, upper part of
town Mrs. d. j. Rowiands and Mrs.
ID. Hunter; lower part of town Mrs.
H. P. Hull and Mrs. Cora Weber;
1t was decided to give an entertain
ment for the purpose of raising funds
for the association Miss Huehs the
n"ted blind elocutionist of Chicago has
been secured to give one of her fan. Gus
recita!s in the X. P. Hall March oath.
She is an artist of high order and
will prove quite drawing card She
will be assisted bv local talent in well
arranged musical program. A COM
mittee on music was appointed
consisting of Prof. Barackman, Miss
Lang, Miss Hunter, Miss Fisher, Mr.
and Mrs. ]. "A. Hedges, Mr.. G. w.
Suppiger, and Mr.. and Mrs A. P.
Hamley to arrange the program.
A. G. White, T. A. Hunter and D. j.
Rowlands were appointed commit.
tee on arrangements. The admission
will be Is cents for children, 25 cents
for adults and IS for reserved seats.
These will be on sale at A. G, Whites.
Let every one patronize this enter
tainment both for the benefit to be re
,ceived and the assistance of a worthy
object.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1904-03-18
DULY NOMINATED
The following are certified as caucus
nominees

This is to certify that at a meeting
Of the citizens of Kendrick on March
10th 1904, called by the chairman of
the council J. I. Mitchem for the pur-
pose of nominating village council
the following are the proceedings
The meeting was called to order
by the chair, the motion J. I.
Mttchem was elected chairman and
H. 6 Helms secretary. The following
named persons were nominated as city
council for the ensuing year. j. 1.
Mitchem, J. Z. Bibb, H. P. Hull, H.
n. Nelson, and D. S. McCrea.
J. 1. Mitchem,
Chairman.
H. G. Helms.
Secretary.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1904-03-18
0. r. & N. Co.

Colonist one way second class rates
to Washington, Oregon and Idaho
during March and April following low
rates from Chicago 30 so st. Louis
Mo. $3.50 Council Bluffs Ia. Omaha
Nebr. and Missouri terminals o. so
stop overs of 10 davs at any point west
eff Pocatello Idaho make deposites
with w. Z. Wilke Agent o. r. & N.
Co. Moscow Idaho who will notify
your friends in the east and furnish
tickets.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1904-03-18
The Name Witch Hazel.

The name Witch Hazsl is much
abused. E. Z. Dewitt & Co. Chicago,
are the inventors of the original and
only genuine Wicth Hazel Salve. A
certain cure for, burns, bruises, eczema,
letter, piles, etc There are many
counterfeits of this salve, some of
which are dangerous, while they are
all worthless. In buying Witch Hazel
Salve see that the name E. G. Dewitt
d Co. Chicago, ls on the box and a
cure is certain. Sold by White & Co.
Kendrick Idaho,
aud J. M. Snyder, Leland, Ihaho.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1904-03-18
MISSIONARY DAY
AT PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH.
SUNDAY MISS JULIA HATCH.

Last Sunday was memorable day
at the Presby yteriap church in the way
Of Missions. Miss Julia Hatch OF
Portland Oregon, foreign missionary
of the Presbyterian Board in Laos but
now travelling among the churches Of
the Pacific Northwest to arouse a
greater interest in Missions, was the
crief speaker of the dav and was greet
ed by goodly audiences whenever she
spoke. She held four services speak
ing to the Sunday School in the
morning greatly to the delight of the
children. She also addressed a goodly
audience at II o'clock who had assemb-
led at the usual hour of service, going
somewhat into the details of the work
in Laos. In the afternoon at 8 o'clock
she held a Conference with the ladies
OF whom there were about 30 present
with the result, that without doubt
one meeting month will be held by
them for the study OF the mission
work of the world. This was one of
the objects of her visit to Kendri ok to
interest the ladies more in the work of
missions than they have been. In
the evening she again spoke to the
Endeavor Society and was greeted
with large audience the lecture being
illustrated by the use of the stereopticen
Miss Hatch while not an eloquent
speaker is yet very entertaining and
was listened to with great delight.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1904-03-18
POtlatch Land is Best in World

| am in correspondence with
strong interests iu the east.
Am prepared by circulars
letters and personal touch
with intending buyers to dis
pose of Your property
Imake d speciality of show
iEs the country to new
COIners
Am at d continued expense
TO keep IN touch with this
class and have chances to see
that yon can not secure else
where
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1904-03-18
= WORLDS FAIR
O, r. & N. Railroad.

Moscow to St. Louis and return $50 30
Chicago 4" Is 80
from st Louis (paying local
fare Chicago TO St Louis or
vice versa go 80
Moscow to St Louis returning
via California points go 45
Limit 10 days going, so days return.
ing. Stop overs in either direction
withnin transit limit
Tickets on sale three days during
May, June, July, August and Sept.
Exact dates later
Call on w G Wilkes, agent at Mos
COW or write A L Craig, Gen. Pass.
Agt o r & N, Portland, Ore.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1904-03-18
Grazing Land for Lease.

Stockmen and rancners desiring to
lease school land can, secure in for
nation concerning terms, cts, by in
quiring of the County Treasurer or
writing Norman Jackson, Chief Clerk
State Board of Land Commissioners,
Boise, Idaho. 3-25
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1904-03-18
Notice

All persons having deeds or receipts
to cemetery lots, please present same
to city treasurer, as the matter will
have to be attended to Immediately an
payment made for all lots occupied.
Cora Helms,
Treas.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1904-03-18
Potlatch
Land Go.
II. e. VESSELS
arms, Stock
Ranches, Orchard
Tracts, Improved
4 Unimproved.
rEoperty

I want 10 tell the farmers and
property owners wishing to dis
pose af their land that they can
do no better than to list their land
with me fir the following reasons:
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1904-03-18
Out For Business.

An old hand at the business, with
up to date methods, can save you
money by crying your sale-See me
before engaging your anctioneer.
J. w. Roush
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1904-03-18
Potlatch Farmers Are Wealthy

If you want to buy yon will
save money, time and trouble by
seeing me and not only that but
you will secure *hai you want,
where you want it and at price
to suit.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1904-03-18
Desert Lands

Do you wish desert land claim in
the Famous Yakima Valley? Good
location. If SO write at once, F. J.
James.
Ritzville,
Wash.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1904-03-18

Choice Texas seed oats, 81. per cwt
at my place on American ridge. Sam
pie at this Office
Address Ben Callison
Kendrick, Ida.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1904-03-18
Found.

In the hall after the X. P. Dance,
one of set Of link cuff buttons
Owner please call at this office and
secure property.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1904-03-18
DreSSnaking

Will sew out and also at home. Cal
at H. F.. Vessels house.
Miss Il. L. Behren
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-12-10

Whistler knew that 1t made me sorry-but he
would not believe" Elsewhere she savs that
whistler who quoted to him sometimes.
he placed far above any of his followers: his
technique he called perfect and his color always
good" He must have said that long after the
trial. There are other passages in this book
bearing on artistic questions, but they are brief
and far apart. The author gives practically all
her attention to her husbands personality to
the purity of his imagination to his gentleness
and loving kindness to his rich stores of SYM
patty and fun. and to his steadfastness in the
lofty career he had marked out for himself
He will be the more appreciatively remembered
the more widely honored. for the service she
has rendered to his memory.
We may appropriately note here the appear
ance at this time of another volume in that
excellent SERIES "Newnes's Art Library" de-
voted to the works of Burne-Jones. Mr.. Nal
colin Bell provides the usual concise Introductory
Sketch, and this is followed by ffty-six full
page halftones, embracing not only familiar
subjects, but some like Phyllis and Demoph-
oon." THE Alteration of the Mag,'' "Dorigen
Of Bretagne," cinderella" and 1.-The Wizard"
which scarcely known in this country. The
frontispiece, a good photogra vure, is likewise
from an unfamiliar picture. The Baleful Head"
one Of the artists most interesting compositions.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-12-10

nearly all the colonies; but this fact detracts
nothi5g from its paramount Importance for the
south American republic. Its effect was 10 ire
vent any attempt the part of the mother coun-
trv to recCnouer the Spanish colonies by her own
singIe-bauded eXertions or in combination with
other European powers.
With liberal spirit the author excuses the
hardness of the South Americans in adopting
the wavs of progress, the ground that they
Inherited all the bad traits of tho SPANISH char
acter Of the medieval age. imglHltcd In the
southern parts of the new world by the con-
o,,istadores But he readily admits that there
are sisns that the influence OF that Spanish
character is slowly losing its baneful grip over
South America. Among these signs one of the
most encouraging has been lately the develop
roent OF commerce and industry. assisted by
Europe1n immigration and capital, To which has
been added a constant flux of North American
trea sure especially into Peru and Bolivia. The
author considers the latter country as the pro-
tagonist and prototype of the Latin-American
renaissance ut is from Bolivia" he declares.
that a great and sudden economic upheavaI is
likely to come and prove the beginning of a new
era of development in South America. The vast
mineral wealth of that country cannot fail to
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-12-10

attract immigration from all quarters. when
once the difficulty of transport is solved and
the solution Of the problem is within reasonable
distance now that the extension of the Argen-
tine railway system 10 the Bolivian frontier has
been arranged. The deposits of gold silver, tin
and copper In Bolivia offer inducements I'M
equalled in South America for profitable mining
enterprise ana their existence is becoming
known gradually To the outside world" II is
MS confidence in the beneficial influence which
TINS commercial development of South America
cannot ran to exercise over her political dis
putes that causes Mr. Akers 10 say. in conclu-
sion, The new century opens with the dawn
OF peace In this quarter of the globe" a belief
ana hope shared by all North Americans.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-12-10

DR. c. w. Saleehy. author OF THE Cycle Of
Life recently reviewed in these columns, is
an all-around broad minded and genial man. He
Is physician. practising in the West End OF
London. and is devoted TO music-'music. not
trash" TO use his expression-and is fond
Of outdoor sport being keen crcketer. He
comes naturally by his versatility. His father
was a native of Palestine and his mother a
Yorkshire woman OF Quaker stock
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-12-10

The largely Increased circulation of The
Sunday Tribune nscessitates our EOins 90
confer favor by sending In their copy ss
the earliest possible unonseat.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-12-10
"GOLDENE WIENER HERR"
The Story of the austrian Capital,
Its Rulers and People.

IMPERIAL VIENNA: AN ACCOUNT OF ITS
HISTORY TRADITIONS AND ARTS. BY A.
S. Levetus. With l31 illustrations by Erwin
Puchinger. Svo pp. xiv. Al. John Lane
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-12-10
THE SOUTH AMERICANS.
Suggestive Notes ON Their Past and
Future.

A HISTORY OF SOUTH AMERICA 1s54-19o4 By
Charles Edmond Akers. With Illustrations. Svo.
pp 696 z. P. Dutton Co.