The Washington times., 1904-10-04

the guest within its EospitabIe gates
/ has no real occasion for forgetting in
I the exuberance OF his friendship that
no city has a monopoly either OF
/ thought or accomplishment.
Points in Paragraphs.
Lexington people are even bIuer than
/ the laws now in force there.
Panama is grieved because IL has no
( trouble about which to be grieved.
The Quincy used to be a vehicuIar
/ conveyance, instead of an international
/ episode.
HerTick, over in New York, is said TO
have planned a ''whirlwind tour" A
{ whirlwind is a big blow
After reading one Of the Pulitzer open
letters there is a tendency TO inquire
why IL ever was opened.
Boys are delivering Democratic
speeches along Broadway, New York.
Youth led astray again.
News should be broken to afr. scburz
gently that he no longer is "a force in
American politics.
The New York Press" might find in
argument pleasing change from its
present campaign methods.
When Evangelist Wagner preached on
the Sin OF Science" he did not have in
mind the campaign speIIbInder.
Senator smoot may be sent abroad as
a Mormon missionary, thus changing his
held Of activity rather than his voca-
ton.
The First Assistant Postmaster GEN
eraI went abroad to get rid Of hav
fever and csme back talking of poIiti-
cal straws.
Some wealthy Americans about 10 be
married abroad do not seem 10 distfn-
guish clearly the difference between a
wedding and a circus.
Whatever happens TO steel and its by
products. there is one American com
modify which sells everywhere. at a
high price-the American girl
For President-CaTI sehurz.
For Vice observation-disclosures Treat
Paine. IT.
Platform-Whatever Is wrong.
The distinguished body OF lawyers thar
has declared IN favor OF arbitration
among nations, may remember that each
naIlon would be represented by counsel
Manufacturers OF life pre5eryers are
accused or putting iron in the cork so as
10 impart the necessary weight. II guilty
Dell them with their own products and
toss them into the briny!
Foreign military attaches in the Far
East now have the privilege Of mixing
up Ia battle as freely as the soldiers
themselves. They seem as pleased as
though this did not make bad insurance
risks Of them.
The people Of this country VIII be glad
TO learn OF the recovery OF Lady Curzon
She Is one OF the few Americans who
has demonstrated how to be happy
though married TO a title
The deans or our foremost institutions
or learning deny that the regular
courses have been abandoned for ath-
leucs and say they have only been sus-
pended until Thanksgiving Day.
The mail carrier who has lust been
married at the age OF eighty is com
batting in the most practical fashion
the theory that the present is the day
Of the young man.
A successful automobiles who makes %
speciality OF causing fast express trains
20 look like ice wagons says that one
OF the rules OF his class is not 10 think
too much There had been popular sus-
picion OF this.
Before leaving these shores w. W.
Aston expressed his resentment of "tbs
vulgar and impertinent attention" re-
ceived while mere. The melancholy part
or the situation is that I'm doing so MIR.
Astor WIS wholly justidable.
The students Of George Washington
University inaugurated the institutions
first year under that revered name by
fighting out their class scriInmages in