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Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1904-02-25

blld1 L OllOuBuD L
would try it and
see what 1t would
do for me. My
case is an old one
and 1 have none
of the acute
symptoms now,
because / have
had the disease 80
long that 1 had
none Of the aches
and pains, but a
general rundown
condition Of the
whole body-sore
nose and throat
and stomach. 1
Lu1 -..l ...
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1904-02-25

eldest sister, and" with a satisfied
look on her sharp features. "votln' is
the only way to keep peace in any
family"
SO parcel after parcel Of the Cor
ham farm had been sold without a
negative voice.
Timid, brown-hsired Doris had loved
aDd-lost, in her girlhood days; al
though denied through all the years.
the tender solicltude Of a kind hus.
band and the, glory Of motherhood. the
very fact of having loved and of hav-
ing been loved, had softened the lines
in her gentle face, while the faint,
roseate dream Of what might have
BEEN" had helped smooth the rough
dKss Of single life-a feeling entire
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1904-02-25
A Fool and Another.

"He wanted to bet. but I just told
him that betting was a FOOLS argu-
ment,' and that settled the discus-
SION"
"oh, I can't believe that you shut
him up that easily"
"Tll bet you | did"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1904-02-25
No Race Suicide Here.

Behind two young women kinder
garten teachers riding in an elevated
train sat a drowsy old Irishman.
How many children have your" in
qulree one teacher Of her companion.
Twenty-Five" was the reply. How
many have your"
II have only Nineteen" was the
answer.
Faith" spoke up the Trishman.
'it's aisy to see you're none of them
race suiciders. New York Press.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1904-02-25
Chance TO Get Even.

Mrs. Gabbel-What do you think,
George? When the doctor called the
other day he asked me to put out my
tongue, and when | did so he quite
hurt me. He
Mr.. Gabbel Qnterposing-Did he
tread on it?-Stray Stories.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1904-02-25
Truth Popa Up.

"That is curious looking cane.
major" said the visitor. "A memento
Of the war of the rebellion. SUPPOSED"
yes" replied the old veteran. ut
was made from the hollow log | oc-
cupied at the famous battle Of Bull
Run"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1904-02-25
Tossed and Roasted.

II told him he'd have to choose be-
tween me and that big racing car Of
his. But he was infatuated with the
machine"
you threw him over, of course?"
1.-THE big car saved me the trouble"
Automobile Magazine.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1904-02-25
Hobson's Choice,

Hi Tragerdy-Well, well! never
thought you'd condescend to take so
small part as the one you're cast for
now.
Low Comerdy-Well, have to live.
Hi Tragerdy-Oh, was it that bad?
Low Comedy-Yes, decided that
small role was better than no bread.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1904-02-25

Prayed Freddy-Tm professional
humorist by trade, mum.
Lady-Then why don't you work
at It?
F. FL do, mum. Everywhere l
go promises to work for me dinner.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1904-02-25
Would Not Hurt Them

Stranger-Gracious! What rude
conductors!
Native-This is the elevated road,
you know.
Stranger-Well, 1t wouldn't hurt the
conductors to be little more ele-
waited.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1904-02-25
IL Was. Indeed.

II Was, Indeed.
"You look happy"
Eyes, heard some good news TO
day. My uncle Is going to give me
the money need to start me in bust
ness"
"Ah! Then that's really what you
may call capital news"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1904-02-25

Mson Is we'll
ne began his political career BY serving four consecutive terms Mayor
founder Of the Mson Bank Of Napoleon Ohio He elected to the Fth
section Of the State
AT last following
Dr. Hartman the RESULT
al greatly
thereby of the
IuSe time
thirty standing "DaVd MeekOn
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1904-02-25
Nobility,

True worth Is in being, not seeming
In doing each day that goes by
Some little good-not In the dreaming
OF great things to do by and by,
And spite of the fancles of youth.
There's nothing so kingly as kindness,
And nothing so royal as truth.
We get back our mete as our measure
We cannot do wrong and feel right,
Nor can we give pain and gain pleasure,
For justice avenges each slight.
The air for the wing of the sparrow,
The bush for the robin and wren.
But always the, path that Is narrow
And straight, for the children of men.
IT'S not In the pages Of story
The heart of Its ills to begulle.
Though he who makes courtship to glory
For when from her nights he has won
Alas it is only to prove
That nothing's so sacred as honor
And nothing so loyal as love.
We can not make bargains for bllsses,
Nor catch them like fishes In nets
And sometimes the thing our life misses
Helps more than the thing which II
gets.
For good lIeth not In pursuing
Nor gaining OF great nor of small,
But just In the doing. and doing
AS we would be done by, Is all.
Through envy. through malice. through
hating
Against the world, early and late,
No jOt OF our courage abating-
Our part Is to work and to wait.
And slight is the sting OF his trouble
Whose winnings are less than his worth
For he who Is honest Is noble,
Whatever his fortunes or birth.
Alice Cary.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1904-02-25

Mrs. A. Snedeker, Cartersville, Ga"
writes:
~ saw that your catarrh remedy, Pc
runa, was doing others so much good,
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1904-02-25
Many Miners Are Killed.

Almost 300 men we're killed in thu
anthracite mines Of Pennsylvania dur
ing 1908. according to the records KEEP,
by the State mining inspectors.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1904-02-25
Ireland. Formulation.

The population Of Ireland is 4,432.
274, and the decrease for 1903 wal
1908.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1904-02-25
Wlntar.

Yeast-whsn we get real cold
weather they say We are getting .
taste OF winter. What Ia the taste Of
winterf
crimsonbeak-why, IT'S vhsn II d
bitter.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1904-02-25
Natural Deduction.

Natural Deduction.
Hojax-I wouldn't be surprised to
hear that Windlg had blown his brains
out any day.
Tomdix-Has he threatened to sui.
eide?
Hojax-No, but he purchased q cor.
net last week.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-07-07
CASUALTY LIST GROWING
FIFTY-TWO KILLED AND THREE
THOUSAND INJURED ON
THE FOURTH.

Chicago, July THE Tribune says:
From a total of rs persons killed and
1884 injured reported Tuesday the
casualties resulting from the country s
celebration. Of the Fourth of July has
reached 81 killed and 3,049 hurt. The
figures for Chicago are / dead and lOl
injured, with IS hurt by fireworks, 9
by cannon, IA by firearms 9 by gun.
powder and by toy pistols.
l.ockjaw in a few days will begin to
reap it's harvest. 1t may be counted
on to more than double the number
OF fatalities.
Physicians throughout the country,
however, are treating blank cartridge
wounds more carefully this year than
ever before and in a number of cities
lOckjaw antitoxin has been distributed
for their use.
The death roll this year is one less
than that OF 1908, but the number in
jured is GIG smaller
The fire loss was $4,000 less than
that of last year.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-07-07
STARFlSH AND OYSTERS.
Mistake That Was Made by a Planter
tina

Mistake That Was Made by n Planter
of the Biyalves.
"A few years ago" said Long Is
land oyster planter last week, lone of
the planters here made a big mistake
that nearly cost him his whole years
oyster crop.
you know, suppose, that the worst
enemy of the oysters is the starfish
We catch them with an instrument
called tangle in great quantities and
pile them up ashore, where the sun
soon kills them. But that, as you may
imagine, is not an operation calculated
to make the neighborhood Of the place
very fragrant, for the star has fear
full odor after he dies.
Nov, this planter Of whom l am
speaking had plan to avoid all this
He told one Of his men off with an ak,
and as fast as the boats brought in a
load Of starfish the ak was piled. and
the pieces were then dumped over
board.
'He rubbed his hands over his good
idea, but he wasn't so pleased month
or SO afterward when the starfish be-
| gan to devour his oysters again, and
Investigation with the dredge and tan
! gle showed that there were more OF
them than ever on his beds.
about this time All expert from the
fish commission came shopping around
for curiosities, and he heard, Of course.
about the stars. He began to laugh.
"'All that you succeeded in doing,
said he to the oyster planter, when
you chopped up the starfish was to in.
crease them. Don't you know that
starfish can be cut into as many as six
pieces and still not only survive, but
form new starfish from almost every
piece? New York Press.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-07-07
A AOyRl u sex.

There are nearly $50 clocks at Wind
sor castle and about 10 in Bucking
ham palace. One Of the most interest
ing of those at Windsor is in a gilt
Anne Boleyn on the morning of their
wedding. 1t is ten inches high and is
engraved with the royal arms of Eng
land quartered with those of France.
The lead weights are engraved with
true lovers knots and III. A. Dieu ct
Mon Droit' at the base. This clock,
which at one time became the property
Of Horace Walpole, was bought by
Queen Victoria. 1t has survived four
centuries, but four years only marked
the duration Of the royal love Of Hen
~ and Anne Boleyn.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-07-07
PROPOSALS WANTED

SEALED proposal for doing the public
printing and binding for the State of North Da-
kota in accordance with law. for the years 1905
and 1905 will be received by the Commissioners
Of Public Printing until the I'd day August;
state the class Of work being bid for and the
rate per cent below the maximum rates Sc
verally prescribed in section II Of the Revised
Codes ct 1899 at which the bidder will perform
the work and furnish the stock and supplies re.
quired. Each proposal shall be addressed to
the Secretary Of State, Bismarck, N. D., and
marked proposals for Public Printing" and
shall be accom- pa MED by q bond OF cuted in due
form by the bidder or bidders, with at least
two good and sufficient sureties, satisfactory to
the Commissioners, in the penal sum Of four
thousand dollars ($4 ,O0O]. conditioned upon. tho
faithful performance, in accordance with law,
Of such class of printing as may be edjgdged to
said bidder No bid unaccompanied by such
bond will be considered. and the Commission
ers will reject any and all bids made hy other
than regularly established printing and bind
ing and publishing houses. in this state which
ing the work bid FOR, fLr period Of one year
next preceding the date Of this notice and the
Commissioners also reserve the right to reject
any and all bids it deemed for the best inter ests
Dated at Bismarck, N. D. june 20, 1904. :.
.. - IS IS #s ri. III. HOLMES, .u..s'
a, D. 81. M'MILLAN.
~ Commissioners OF Printing.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-07-07
Len9theninR Life.

The difference between rising every
morning at 6 and in the course of
forty years amounts to 1920 hours, or
3 years, 121 days and .16 hours, which
are equal to eight hours day for ex
actly ten years. So that rising at 6
will be the same as If ten years of life
"a weighty consideration were added
wherein we may command eight hours
every day for the cultivation Of our
minds and the dispatch Of business
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-07-07
FRENCH MIDDLE CLASSES.
They Are Passing Rich ON a Thou
sand Dollars n Year

They Are Passing Rich ON a Thou
sand Dollars n Year.
"A French lady, widow of an officer
she always Travelled first class because
she was rich, afterward explaining
that her income was exactly Zoo a
year. But she was rich because most
likely she never spent more than f17O
and the explanation, l dare say, ap-
plies to the medical men in the coun-
try. They are rich, in all probability,
on three or four hundred a year-rich
just because they make much moro
than they spend. In order to compre-
bend French life and character we
must bear one fact in mind. Appear
ance is not fetch in France rs in
England; outside show is not sacrificed
fury Baal. On the other hand. good re-
pute is sedulously nursed; Personal dig
nifty and family honor are hedged
round with respect.
I'VE must not take the so called real.
istic novelist's standard to be the true
one. Frenchmen, l should say. as a
rule, spend third less upon dress than
Englishmen. 1t does not follow that
the individual is held in slight esteem
personality discounted. These provin-
cial and country doctors do not out
wardly resemble their spick and span
English colleagues, nor do they affect
what is called style in their equipage-
in most cases the conveyance is bicy-
cle-and manner Of living. How can
they upon an income derived from one
and eight penny fees? But many are
doubtless rich in the logical accepta
ton Of the word-that is they live con-
siderably below their income and save
ney."-Chambers Journal.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-07-07
How Holland Treats PaupeFs.

There are few ablebodied paupers in
Holland. A tract of public land con-
tanning 5000 acres is divided into six
model farms, to one Of which the per-
son applying for public relief is sent.
Here he is taught agriculture and is
subsequently permitted to rent small
farm for himself. Holland also has a
forced labor colony, to which Migrants
are sent to do farm and other work,
whether they like it or not.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-07-07
DUTCH KILL MANY ACHINESE.

Women and Children Among the Vic
Tins of the Soldiers.
Amsterdam, July THE comman-
der of the expedition to North Achin
(Northern Sumatra) attacked Likat on
June 20. The Achinese losses were
432 killed, including PSI women and SO
children, and 54 wounded
On June % the Dutch troops at.
tackled Langatbars, when the Achinese
losses were 654 killed, including 1876
women and 100 children, and 49
wounded
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-07-07
DEFENSE AGAINST JAPS.

Rains Swell faitse River Into a Wild
Torrent.
Liaoyang, July THE heavy rains
have converted the Taitse river into
wild, swirling torrent, making it de-
tense against the Japanese.
Some of the Russian detachments
are performing remarkable marches in
spite of the bad roads.
General Kuroki's forces include
many men of the reserves, armed with
the old pattern rifles.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-07-07
England's Oldest Railway s,ati

a1H8 1dHus O1NebS HA1I"Ay St1t1On.
The only railway station in England
that can boast Of being really old is
that at Bourne, Lincolnshire. which is
an ancient Elizabethap mansion, for
merly in the possession of the Digby
family, some members of which were
implicated in the gunpowder plot
When the Great Northern and Mid
land railroads came through this dis
trict, memorial was sent from the
inhabitants Of Bourne asking that in
stead Of pulling the old landmark down
1t might be converted into a railway
station, for which purpose it answers
admirably now. Part Of the house Is
used as a residence by the station mas
ter
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-07-07
Notice to Creditors.

In the matter of the estate of Esbjorn Lars
son, deceased.
Notice is hereby given by the undersigned
Peter Larson. executor Of the Estate Of Esb-
in tho County of Burleigh and State Of North
Dakota, deceased, to the creditors Of, and all
persons hay ing claims against said deceased, to
exhibit them with the necessary vouchers,
within four months after the lrst publication
Of this notice, to said executor at the offices of
Boucher, Philbrick Il Cochrane, in the City of
Bismarck, in said Burleigh County.
Dated July 9, A. D 1901.
PETER LARSON.
Executor.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-07-07
A Long Lived Pike.

In the museum at Mannheim there
was skeleton Of a pike which meas
ured nineteen feet and had "a ring
around It with this inscription In
Greek: II am the fish which was first
Of all put into the lake by the hands Of
the governor Of the universe, Frederick
IL, the 9th Of October, 1890" The fish,
having been caught in 1897, was 267
syears old.LO london Standard. 81
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-07-07
Eccentric.

Burgess-Oh. yes; Charley is all
right; little eccentric, though. I've
noticed several times when he has Dor
rowed a lead pencil. instead Of putting
It into his pocket, as any one else
would do, he hands it back to the own
er.-Boston Transcript. s@5 5
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-07-07
Nearo Democratic LEAGUE.

St. Louis, July TN person and by
proxy there is representation of $50
In the convention of the Negro Nation.
al Democratic league, which convened
here during the day to elect officers,
organize campaign committee and
prepare an address. Herbert A. Clark
of Mississippi, chairman of the cam
paign committee presided.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-07-07
The Other Way,

did l understand you to say that
Skadchase was suffering from heart
trouble brought about by financial en-
barrassment?" -
mo. l said he was suffering from
financial embarrassment brought about
by heart trouble. The heiress he was
engaged to has Tilted him"
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-07-07
When Cats Were Scarce,

In curious collection Of ancient
Welsh laws, dated 943 A. D., appears
the following sentence, from which it
would appear that cats we're rather
scarce at that time: 1.-THE worth of a
kitten until it shall open It's eyes Is one
legal penny; from that time till it shall
kill mice, two legal pennies; after it
shall kill mice, four legal pence, and 80
It shall always remain"
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-07-07
Ward Politician Killed.

Denver, July 7.-"Mike" Ryan, a
ward politician, was killed in a saloon
row at Fort Logan by Michael Hooli-
han, the town marshal, who asserts
that he shot in self-defense Ryan
was a member of the "Greenwich Viii
lage" gang in New York before he
came to Denver twenty-five years ago.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-07-07
President Enjoys DAYS Outino.

Oyster Bay, L. l., July 7.-President
and Mrs. Roosevelt, accompanied by
their children, left Sycamore Hill dur
ing the afternoon for an outing across
the bay. AS no visitors had engage
ments to see the president he en-
braced the opportunity to pass the day
with his family on the water and in
the woods.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-07-07
CARRIED RAILROAD MATERIAL,

British Steamer Cheitenham Captured
by Russians.
Vladivostok, July THE British
steamer Cheltenham was brought in
here July and is now awaiting trial
by the prize court.
The Cheltenham is of 1900 tons, was
built in 1901 and is owned by Gal
braith, Pembroke & Co. of London
She was insured against risks of cap
ture at the value of 100000. She is
reported to have been taking railroad
material from Japan to Korea
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-07-07
HIT BY SkYROCkET.
New Yorker Dying as Result Of Injury
Sustained.

New York, July 7.-Ralph E. Wir
a Yale graduate and secretary of the
Diamond Match company, is dying at
the country home of D. G. Reid, the
millionaire steel manufacturer and
railroad man, at Hud.
son. On Monday he was struck be-
hind the right ear by a skyrocket The
sharp stick of the rocket penetrated
the Skull, causing bad fracture at
the base
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-07-07

#5 A good book II the precious life
blood OF Z master spirit. treasured up
% . lie bsyond life.-M iIton.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-07-07
Pf1e;sCan
Be Cared
By Internal Treatment

Without the Aid of Narcotics or the Knife
You who suffer with piles know what a
glorious boon it would be TO you to be abso-
lutely and painlessly cured. You know from
actual experience that salves, ointments and
other local applications do not cure You
may get relief, but you keep on suffering.
There is cause for every human ill, Re-
move the cause and you cure the complaint.
Piles have two distinct causes; First. con-
gestion of the liver second, constipation re.
sulting from poor digestion.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-07-07
Dr.. Perrfn's
Pile Specific
The Internal Remedy

absolutely removes these causes by increas-
ing the flow of digestive juices in the stom.
ach, and relieving the congestion of the
liver. 1t is a tonic for the entire bowel svs.
tenn and helps each particular member of
this system to work easily and naturally.
You simply take teaspoonful of this pos.
tive, internal remedy three times day be-
fore each meal. 1t is pleasant to the taste
and absolutely free from opium, cocaine or
other narcotics. 1t is not palliative or
temporary remedy; it produces positive,
radical and lasting cure.
DR.. PERKINS, Pile Specific is sold under an
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-07-07
Absolute Guarantet

piles, matter how chronic aggravated it may be
Out of over cases there only three record
where positive cure has not been made.
Dr.. PERKINS, Pile Specific be procured of any re-
liable druggist under an ron-clad to refund
remedy without receiving positive benefit.
Dr.. Perrin Medical Co., Helena, Montana.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-05-19
ANTETRlRD TERMERS.

The meeting of the Anti Third
Formers tonight was presided over by
". G Jefiries, of Janesyllc, who cx
jlaincd the course of the state com
uiitce in its settlement of conteste
delegations and characterized he
rcatmeut by tho committee as In
air He said those who constitute
his meeting believe the party shouli
lictate It's own policy and no one man
hould be allowed 10 dictate a policy
20 the party.
We do not propose 10 get out Of the
Republican party. he said, and no ono
man viii be allowed TO read us out Of
he psrty. We propose that the party
hall remain intact and that II .h7l.
5a the same party as is representc
1y John G spooncr and Joscrh Y
Quarie8
The meeting adjourned until tc.
morrow
The plln outlined tonight by the
tiThirdTer will be the nom.
ration Of Former Congressman Cook
# Ncenab. for governor The courts
will be asked ia settle the question Of
legally nominated state ticket AS BE-
tween enc - be headed by I7Follet O.
md The enc headed ny Cook.