The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1904-10-17
ON SINS ENCHANTING DORDER
HOL ID ROHEMIANSD DRINK (GRATjS)
Twin ALMOST SUNDAY.
pcun, PRan 0f Passion Perpetrateu--Prr-
son Present Passes NJ the Party PAR
iirularly Pointed A. by the Poet-s'lt1-
wa, Tavern Cuts on the D00Le al IL.

iIyIlHrly POiulcU ~ Wy tV
wa, Tavern Cuts On the booze ~ II.
There IL great JOY in the True Bohemia,
where every one who hasn't flowing tie
and "A DEVELOPED thirst and an original
,ur.n TO spring on you is a wine agent VINO
can ouca it up on his expense account ana
tlms buy in No more hunger, no more
thirst Tho insurance clerks who are willing
to Lmy lust to he able to say, when II grows
great, that they knew budding genius,
have core bn,k into the fold. The Edenia
club ives again, and the Mol lin Rouge
looks like (hildren's Day festival
4 was TOO had about the old Edena Club.
The scrpcn, got into Edenia. Wine Agent
Moore who had been buying like any
thing, was sore Iecause Author Jarrod.
otherwise "Alchoy Finn" stood up in meet
ing with hia frame full of Moore's own
wire and criticised the mere merchants
in BohenG liko anything, Hence
grand eight between Messrs Moore and
Englcman, ril h. in the midst of the utter
abandonment of Tonderloin artists in their
hours Of leisure. This so Jared the artistic
temperament that the True Bohemlans
Couldn't think Of coming any more ana
the wire agents spent Their free cases on
mere society people. Bohemian Birel went
round last week, however, and got ff'y OF
the faithful to promise 81. so apiece for an
ot Q real, ahpndored, he!lish Bohemian
tine And lie conc eived one Of the bright
est idecS over Matched in Bohemia. He
gave the time in the quaint and thrill lfly
unconventional Subway Tavern.
The Subway management had never had
banquet in its consecrated rathskeler be-
fore, but there's nothing like a beginning. So
fifty Bohomians, male and female, gathered
thereon Saturday night. Some OF the
men had evening clothes. and wore them
The working classes, for whose instruction
in tanking up temporarily the Tavern was
founded, were barred from the rathskeller
for one night Joseph Johnson president
of the Subway Company, who had tip
about the Edenia Club, came down and
sealed the door. A waiter stood at the portal
and assured all Corners that they were well
come any other time, but not that night.
When the Edenia beefsteak dinner got going
with a swing the waiter grew nervous. So
did Mr.. johnson.
Ahcut 10 o'clock the Seeing Chinato own
Iy Night" ruhberneck wagon drove up TO
the Tavern entrance with full load OF up
country bridal couples The spieler had
inst told them through the megaphone how
bishop Potter had come down to elevate
,he working class idea of booze, and the
brides. even the Y. W. G. T. IT, brides, were
all for it.
Afterthey had seen the bar and taken away
souvenir bottles of Subway whiskey the
"top-riders" were escorted to the entrance
a The .athskeler. There foated therefrom
Ire sound of music.
ooh, listen!" said the bride from Clay
eip hxp,pu hara pioht
think it's grand idea!'
IL think it's desecration in such place,
rifred II bride from White Plains.
lie music got stronger at that point, as
ftty voices, male. female and neuter,
trolled out Down Where the Wurzburger
Flows" The spielsr thoughtfully manned
lis megaphone and began to spiel before
they could catch the words.
In their effort to elevate and instruct
the working class he said they put
sacred word. to secular music. 1t is the
bishops idea
But can't we go down and see them?"
asked forward bridegroom.
THE working classes are sensitive about
being observed at their devotiof,s," said
the spieer. We pass on now to the cele-
rated Bowery."
He got them ont just ahead OF two True
Hohemans in spketail coats, who had
come M to find if their own brand Of cham
hiding that it could they sent down two
cases For the Bohemians were getting
real jolly and witty. Bohemian who
s"orned spiketails had just read. poem
dedicated to somebody in the room. he
said Everybody looked at somebody,
and one OF the bookmakers said that his
money WAS on her.
tharie the subway waiter, Ii grand az
hurting beer at the laborng classes, but he d
never done huriness in Bohemia before
He made the mistake OF beginning to open
away down in the Poets Corner Mickey
Finn" the chief literary glory OF Edenia
was there, with his glass Just yawning
So we're some OF the most celebrated break
! fast food poets in the country. BY the time
Charlie had got their glasses full it was time
to begin all over again in that corner They
were cakewaking in the Poets Corner
who paid, were still drinking beer that
| came free with the dollar and a half, anc
pretending that they enjoyed it, The poet
Of red blown passion got four glasses foI
| himself and the lady before the VINE agents
credit ran cut
Bv that Tine one of the blonde lltera ry
Gories of Edenia's pas was doing frot-
frnu s'irt urn on the empty champagne
cas~s. and the True Boil err liars we're aban-
doniug theirs dives to ART is ia rapture. Inc
working lass in the bar wiped the foam
N with their sleeves and gathered at the
door of the rail sSeller TIE working
girls in tho water wagon section loilo~e1
slit With rare presence OF mind Prfsi.
dent Johrso Of tie Subway. who had
been pacing the floor nervol sly, CHS ID
the door and the working clfss gathered
on the bi sement hatcfos outside whence
ilev could hear the iovial laugh go round
when bookmakcr, in a moment al wine
born wit, called poet lol ser. And
Charlie broaclel another keg.
When this had been drunk TO the dregf
, Manager Johrsln snapped his watch
II WIS quarter to ~, and the Tavern pridff
i's'lr on keeping tie Excise law. He sent
waiter down to snGgfst hat they'd better
break up and poet told him that the night
was voling yet. Head Waiter Percy Kahn
askel them to remember that they were
in "A COZ s,crated rail sieller and Bohemian
Ere Ware told him that they were JUS
beginning TO be joyful. And JUS when
Mr.. 1uhls =, remembering the proximity
Of Polio" Elcaduuartcrs. totered on the
verge 81 collaps, Treasurer Birell, who
has bright mind fixed it for him.
beer has reached the dollar and hall
limit. II We remoin we will wish TO drink
and II we drink any more we will have
TO levy another Hss ssnent.
The ladies applaudcl and said that hey