Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1904-04-22
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rs your wife club woman, Mike ~ j..
:. Marry, the like o thot sors She, Uses
a fiatiron, sor," Detroit Free Press. >
Say, pa, what's -'multnm in par
vos'' "rhose three dumprTngs you
have Just eaten" ."-Chicago Record
Herald. -
Winkle-I have been over In Eh
gland visiting the nobility. Van Ant
ler-What did you think Of our Amer
lean glrls?-Ex.
Worth the SacrIhce-Staylate-
May | have Il kiss before go? Miss
Weary-lf give you one will you
really goHJudge.
Henri-If | kissed you. would you
give it away to your father? Marie
or course not! What would he want
with your kisses lie Vie ParIsienne.
Departing Boarder-rm sorry we
couldn't get along. but L, hope you are
willing to let bygones be bygones
Landlady-Does that include your
board blb Mr.. Slopay?
The Smart Man. "De really smalft
man." said Uncle Eben, ''is de one dat
has sense enough to know dat he's IL.
able TO be fooled de same as anybody
else. se."-Washingto Star.
Tom-Your uncle asked after your
health several times; displayed. quite
tender solicltude: In fact Dick
Yes, his sollcitnde is tender.. butsu
fortunately. not legal tender,-Ex, :.
Now this won't doi you know"
"What won't?" rThis line: Her eyes
were like stars" ''Why not?' why.
poets have been using. that for ages
Be up to date Say Like radium., ,"--s
Detroit Free Press. -.
The Parson-Dis am mos positively
de mos 'stfeemly juiciest CHECKING |
eber put in nah mouth, Brer Jackson.
Brer Jackson-Yes, sab, pahson;' dart.
choking wuz raised an brung up on
watermillions, sah.-Leslie's Weekly.
Boy-My mother said there was a
pound of sand in the last box of
prunes you sent up. Grocer-Well,
you tell your mother that was the best
scrubbing sand She is good Gus
TONER and l threw that in.-Philadel-
phia Record.
Fond Parent Ito young hopefuD--.
Unless you keep your face and hands
clean, your teeth brushed, and look
neat, the children of nice people won't
have anything to do with you-they
won't play with you. Young Hopeful
i bet IL Il had a goat and wagon
they would.-Judge. -
"Gladys,," said Chumley to his man
nish sister, I've done SO much for
you, you should write me a testimo-
nfal'' "A. testimonial?" "Yes. You
might say, Dear Brother-Once l was
'timid, delicate GIRL but since using
your collars, shirts and ties 1. have be-
come new woman" -
,Father-So you took dinner at Will
lie Stouts house to-day. l hope when
1t came. to extra helpings you. had
manners enough to say NO." Tommy
oh. yes: SIR. l said ,'..No". several
times. .Father--You did, .eh? Tommy
Yes. sir; Mrs, Stout kept ask1n. ..me
IL l. had enough Philadelphia Press.
Aged 'Husband--You are going to
rHfn-Ine with your eNtraYa ganee. you
don 7 need that cape any more than
cat ,heets two falls = How often Have
1 told YOU never to- buy anything be
cause it iss cheap? Young Wife with
an air OF one who has got the better
of the argunient---But it was mot
cheap; 1t cost $50!
.Mother-Elsie. yopry sister. tells .me
you took seeend helping Of pudding
at Mrs. BROWNS to-day Little Etsis.-.
50 did, mamma. .'Do'you thinll that
was right, -Elsie?' .,Yes. You, kuow
you have often told me not. -to;conti7r
dict any one: and Mrs. Brown. said:.I
know Elsie Will have second helping
to pudding. and T couldn't contra dLt
her, couId ?"- : Is. 4. -. = -
Bridget and Pat were reading AN ar
ticle on ''rhe. Law of G5npensarfoif.s.
"Just fancy! ex'tlaihG1Tedr Bffdgst: '.'zs-
cordin' to 10 this. WIN a u mon 16sds Mdh
or ms slnses .ano.ns! eslls. n.oIe w
veloped. For, instepce, "a ;bl6iid mon
/, gifts more sinse av hearlat. an: t.tics1
an" "Shure,. an. it's quite
thrue." answered Pat. "oi've noticed
| it meseH. Whit a inbn has wan gIs
shorter than the other, begerra; ~
others longer.."'' ~ .tINI.l.t
= A -country-,y4car. gave daacs Go
the farmers and tenants of his parish.
Attar. suppea he. snaerkea-. - 1y,syrsain
farmers wife looking rather discoI'
sSlate.- Un being fhferfog ateSk Size n,
plied:.. ..Wsn. sif,-k nSsn.Yas so in
suited in my life as l have been to-
night" Dear ME Said. the vicar.
nWhet.has heppened?s, >SHaIpcpedS'
'she repiipd why d. young chap
conies ,uit to.ins after supper'And' says,
u. suppose by this.time xolv proeraal
is quite full?' and. believe me, sir,
had had nothing but the wing of u