The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-03-31
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= did you come outr' ION crutchss TIVE
v months later"
= shs-I Just know you don't love me
y ~ you did Hs-But darling. how can
. you think that, Because you are not
, half 20 foolish ~ you wsre."-Lifs.
Not In His Line: Empioyer-Yev
don't seem to be alba to do anything
New Cierk-weii. always had . -
liticai Job until l struck this sas--
: Judge.
Bsnsdict-Ailton's wife left hin.
didn't shsi Bzcheior-rhst's the
.. story. ibid he write anything sftss
that svsntr' oh yes-'Psradiss Re-
. gainedr"
Hs-I think the bride was wonder
fully lucky In receiving 20 many bsas
ttful wedding presents Bhe-OA. sAs
always was lucky IN that rsspset-
Brookiys Life.
% CAssy-TAsrs's throubls ov~ -
Cikacy'a Costigan-Phwat 10 ssf
Cassy-A family foight CosttsAs-
BhSrs. that's not throuhis. that's sntys
Dsnt-Tft-Bits
Ittls wiilis-What IL the di6srsscs
bstvsss character and rsputsfiea. pr
Ps-Charsctsr y . luxury. ny 80.
while reputation y . nscsssity.-CAt
cage Daily News
The Bruts-What are ysu thiakiag
Of. hantsi AAmiS-I sm dreaming
Of my ruth The Bruts--I thought
ysu had . fsrswsy look In your sysA
4 -Prtncstoa Tiger.
PA. what u Q model manr "A
nodsi man. my coo. Il geosrafiy .
vsry snail sample copy. or fsesimiis.
sf . real man. and y usually made -
Dsfty.--SmAr Set
rake your salsry this moathi Heps-
- be saya Hut b hasn't succeeded
II missing all Of hss noath's JET
Philadslphla Ledger.
Accounted roe; How aid Joe ~
ysar black eye. samboY' well. bssA
ysr 80 I was out a-Iookin' fer trouble
and dis ERE eye was de fust Z and r.
-Ysnksrs statssman-
lis your daughter happily married
ArA Ash;eixhY' -Oh. yes. She ana
her husband are both devoted 10 thsis
clubs. and often don't see each sthss
for two weeks az . timer
What makes you think she has .
saving sense Of humorr. ''Beeauss
abe laughed 20 heartily when she Do
scribed the way 700 proposed 10 her
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
First Author-How many eopies -
your book have been soldr ss-ond
Author-I don't know. I hsvea't 500
anything about the sales except The
pubiishers afidsvit-Iife.
II asked her u she would scream foe
her mother II I kissed her. What
did she ayr 'shs said her mothss
was fully capable OF doing her ews
screaming. "-iIouston Post
Then you have no sympathy for the
deserving poor said the charity
worker. -Mer rvtort-d the seismads
man: "why. sir. I have nothing bus
sympathy.--chiea<o Daily Ss~a
Deiedia-Phat ara yea doln'. akia'
the lock OF the cupboard durv. rasf
AN ycz chrr1yf Pas--So. dariint: IN
dochtor touid the to-day that muse
quit boisln' me fooa-and Ion goia' 10
obey insthrustiousi
Yes I'll Eivs you . meal Of vie
tusls II you'n shovel OF tness side
waiks" Would you not prefer. mad
am. to have me shovel OF the snovr
Poor fellow! Have yoa trsmpsd all
the war from Boston y'-Chicsgo Trib-
unsL
sandy-why are Ter runnin' 90 fast
behind me. ssndy--Dey don't want to
ynch yer. do deyf cindsrs-So. bot
iey want dis ciothcsiine rm wearin'
10 suspsndsrs fer der rop~.--Chieass
Sswa
whats all this fuss aboutY asked
he policeman. stepping between the
'we young men The one that had zoe
he worst Of Il and was ~ipinG the
,leod from his nose pointed to the 9th
n fellow. ne can tell you her ne ne
Z he wants to- be aid. Il won't
Tribune.
Thsy had been discussing the baby's
Ara, cree and nose. And think lie
,o< iss fathers hair aaid the joyful
'suns mother. "Oh. 10 that who's eos
n I noticed II was missing" Aad
. the tall girl with the suavs mas-
,ss aid this. the mother locked d.
'sousiy st bsr.--Judge
-Oh, yss. I've opened an once" sale
b. young lawyer; .you may remembes
hat you saw me buying an alarm
Iock the Other day" Yea" replied
IL friend: 700 have to get up early
hess mornings. chr "Oh. no. uss
to wake me up. when tic time to
o boms."-Philadeiphia Prcsa
Such Il Fame.-"hr. Henpecque. let
10 introduce you TO the Count de-
,,eppe." "Ah. eet eez ~ honor to meet
musician I bear sar. Eat you an
our family play n music" why. I
ont know the nrst thing about mo-
e." Bot I hear Get all around Eat
"a play second fiddle to your wifsr
STR exclaimed the injured party.
vou stuck your umbrella Into my
70" "Oh, no." replied the cheerful
fender. you are mistaken. mis-
kemp demanded the irnts man.
vou IDIOT, know when my eye b
nrt I gusoL~ "Doubtiess." replied
% cheerful fellow. hut you don't
now my umbrella borrowed this
y frea . frtsnd s-dAy."--Cincin-
Vi T1mss-0tar.