The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1904-08-25
THISTLES

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~l.atae Papa 80 nisiEg ragl
iShatf tsEpe i somewhat ~ flee - Well
W. 81 fsla. iiiit Otl indy ~ NJ,
ssias q. p'pA
-siT, NJ, eop1 ppp tel go lots q
cpIaaeiaHtt Why d. yos a's hat. Bob
bi wa bard h'rn tel Mr.. Smith last
hlshl hE, he BAD yea gasalss.
Mitfitat-Jass, where II lbe s,laa OIL
to4A yeS 70 ~, 90 The tsbl' Jsbt--
rletss m'u, ! ca pui Il O. the ,kbls sbst
] polluted q ~ tbs merrirg
~ AeH Wlpo-. f,s. Htffy ehd gate
rcopetd I~msi tts btaf'as arin the
lat Eomcri. unlsJ ymsasirs 10 be G. n {.
pllneuiafi ~ 80, that fcoosbt. fer 81.
are ihiie c,Gbs Tot ~celsn 10 this toxt ;
asked tbs tta8gls from lbs Eat. Ger.
ulriy no., nplIed the gallant westener
We oas hstdit wemea without cubs.
He ~ seer father And mother both
object 20 M. shs-fes; bu. don't worry
Papa nd mams never Ggree yery long
sbou, anything.
-Piuae0l Tnla Rgbbtn ltwllibc 10.
ted lhhi he train robbers were wlse
enough 10 hold W train that WAS lgoine
10 the worlds Fair Instead q one return
INK from Il.
He Had Oat! I, there literary clus
around tefe snysbeftf asked the long
haired vl'ltor. Yea, replied the editor.
reAehIns under bio deck, are you literary
man.
--iIhsts Il exclaimed Mrs. Baseom at
the corctrt AS the singers came out again
50 response 10 80 encore, Make 'em do /,
ever Again until they gei the thing right.
- tod you Il wouldn't DO to Invite VII.
Hes teacher TO dinner as long as have to
do my own cooking why, what happen
ei' She whipped WillIi this morning.
Tell me Whist you eat and i'll tell you
what you are, ssid the teer. The man told |
HIN what be ate. You're a,tlamed fool |
sad the seer. Wonderful! Wonderful,
erclAimed the man.
do you believe that love Ia a disease
Well, u makes me feel far from we'll at
times. You! Why didn't kno. you
were 10 love. I'm not. Bat sit opposite
tat boarding house table three times a
day.
Her Case; Tescher - The sentence,
Ny father had money, is 10 the past tense.
Now, Mary, what tense would you be
spsstlos 10 II you said, Ny father has
money! Little Girl-oh, that would be
pr1teuse.
May q msn marry bis widows sIsterf
was question | beard pat to prominent
lawyer Certainly he may, was the reply
without moments hesitation. Then then
lawyer bad another thluk coming.
by Sight Only Sunday school Teach
rHopry. do you know the tenth com-
msndmcn,i Hcnry--Yes, ma'am. THIN
you msy repeat II, Can't. Why, though
you said you kres It. o., only know Il
by sight.
Professional Enthusissm-- That patient
has one OF the most interesting compiler
lions q maladles ever saw, remarked the
physician. Yes, answered the professional
nurse, she has what | should call lovely
iudIsposilion.
Excited Her Curiosity The You'll
You seoH At me, Mabel Millssv, but II you !
c luld see my heart The Madden have !
no doubt your hearts, all right, Archie. ]
AIN only wondering What makes your chin
wAbble 90.
Fashionable Minister - Why did ycu
tel me that gentleman was a foe golf
payer | never saw anyone foonle sol
much In my life. | dldnt say he was .
hro player. Well, you said he was coed
Doe. 50 he is. Hst minister,
Il have very unpleasant duty to psr- 3
form, said the chief. i'he management de-
'irei to dispense In your services. The
a'iee boy hctyed deep sigh OF relief. o'
De- he said. tough, for mint ytuse Al
> - goln' to fi'e me.
G,oree, dear, shs said, with a blush, q
you know that NJ. Simpson asked me o.
a nigh. to be his wlis Well, like lis
m9uience The Idea OF proposing to IN q
resaed young lady What did you sty@
o him told him tina. was very sony
indeed, bu, he was too late.
How do you account Tor the fact, Ak 81
d The doctor, as shown by aetusl Invest o
.silon, that thirty-lwo out OF every hur-
'red criminals In the eeuutry are left hand 2.
81 That's easily accounted for, said the
The other slrsy-eight are right
landed.
is that your male asked the man wi O
vas goiag fshlug Vas, air, said the COL .
red man who was sitting on a log by tie Q
esd. Does be slcsi Deed, mistuh' be
Init got no cause TO kick. Hes sitiln' bis 1
sn way right sl,ng. I'm de one data =
srin' de worry an dfial,y.
lin thinking OF sendng my little grl
the conservatory, said the woman n, 1t A
Dor, All ihoae tunes you hear he pisylny
be picked up by ear. Then she ought to
e, replied Mrs. kos,ique. Ought TO be a.
ut you meant No; picked up BY the
II.
-S'ee Ola L'dy 10 little boy )-Hox 10 4
! ntser see you a, Sunday schools Little Pei
oy - Soihin' doln'. Nice Old Lady .,
'ghasi What do you mesni Little Boy '
Christmas Is too Tar Of, Nice Old Lady
'Onprehtndius And do you mean to tell
c roa only attend Sunday tchool 10 order
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