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Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1904-08-09
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Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1904-08-09
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Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1904-08-09

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Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1904-08-09

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meeet iterf, % alt aiso, iom bar Dor.
ret ioIgt, e fibbt at be IofaIe Slna.
tcre.
The San Francisco call., 1904-12-26
THE REGULATION OF FREIGHT RATES.

HE United Corporation openly de6ed the
Of the Interstate Commerce Commission issuing
circular order TO all its constituent advising them
the ruling of the
division with industrial roads To the by failing
all the railroads be forced corporations
demands that
throw the lines of the only Western railroad refusing
discontinue the illegal practice the Wisconsin Central pos
sbe tonnage which be
steel hopes force the railroads
which have fallen under the
Commission.
An interesting situation developed action the
United States Steel Corporation and which
roads IN the matter OF freight charges have
In report Congress the
the fact that under the existing the
md that complained truth unreasonable
order the desist
but by of the limitations powers
order the reasonable be substituted for the adudged
As reduction from the original by
railroad the behest OF the commission, though
and frees the from further legal obligation
the orders altogether trial Of
issue Circuit Court upon the initiative of that BODY
The legislative
dent Roosevelt his Congress- regards
laon corporations the com
misson) the Interstate
and regulations the revised
effect and effect unless until
Against this advised Legislative the corpora
make auto
such that sought the hands of would dangerous
their besides being of
islative authority
The Federal regulation Of common carriers
designed however parake of legislative
character The proposed amendatoy provide
complaint full hearing report opinion,
ceeding essentially judicial and effect The
sought the commission confirmation bv
subsequent legislative action upon the powers given BODY
cooperative of 1887 These powers
May 1897 authorization prerogaivs
embodied in the original creative act.
The San Francisco call., 1904-12-26
THE GRIP.

What is ii fills the heart with woe
And makes the spirits sink SO low.
And causes tears to freely flow?
The grip.
What is il fills the soul with dread
And makes the nose and eyes grow red
And makes a man wish he were dead?
The grip.
What is it gives a man the chills
And calls for powders and for pills
And runs up mighty doctors bills?
The grip.
What is it curls a persons hair.
And fills his think tank with despair
And makes a saint desire to swear?
The grip.
What makes the people sadly moan
And NOPE and humble, grunt and groan
The worst the world has ever known?
The grip.
Chicago Chronicle.
The San Francisco call., 1904-12-26
Mr.. CHADWICKS CHECK

A man went to Bellevue Hospital last
week and announced THAI he wanted
to see Acting superintendent Rickard
in a hurry on business Wnen he was
ushered into Mr.. Richards private Of
nee he exclaimed:
Want any money!"
Not Just now" said Rickard I've
just had my salary raised
Then the visitor leaned way over and
whispered: Pm Mr.. Chadwick
You've probably heard about my wife
Here's little something to tide you
over the winter
superintendent Rickard accepted d
piece of paper the man offered him and
found that ik was check for s., 900 000.-
600 on the Fifth National Bank, at
Twenty-third street and Third avenue.
He didn't lose any time in calling to a
policeman TO escort the man over to
the psychopathic ward.
There the man was positive that his
name was Chadwick, until the doctors
made him own up that he was Rudolph
Lung, butcher of 553 East One Hun
dred and Thirty-sixth street.-New
York Sun.
The San Francisco call., 1904-12-26
EXCELLENT HOLIDAY CONDITIONS.

Asst very interesting The holiday
business by reducing the
exchanges and curang the wholesale and obbng
Christmas week very brisk wholesale way, is
given over almost exclusively to the retailers
The holiday demand expected be good but has
oeeded expectations, taking the country liberal
Christmas purchases OF the general public testify TO the continued
prosperity OF the Prices for higher the
normal but the public purchased the and the bargain
counters conspicuous they used be-
The staples showed changes worthy of especial
Wool with the product we'll good
demand and said that onetrd of the 1905 clip has already
been sold advance The
rule Iron and steel continue to send excellent reports which
indicate that the in both continues expand while both
crude and finished products show advancing tendency
Provisions show particular change, but noticeable that
while the Western packers express themselves opposed
Lumber steady building operations
active. Railway steady
corresponding period year The foreign commerce exhibit
increased exports and imports 1903
The general distrbuiv trade of the country indicated by
first twenty-five cities on the list New Orleans the only one
dealings there and hence does not really indicate anv de-
actual business The failures for the week
against $50 for the corresponding week last year
The feeling of optimism in Wall will down. All
financial express complete confidence lively year.
and while there bear element always the is
market sgnay fail If the breaks Immediately rallies
showing the general feeling OF confidence pevadng the investing
The leading factors at present the phenomenal abundance
promising business outlook The large demand for bonds illus
aed by the heavy offerings of issues which have
months The important OF these the
Japanese bonds S2oooOOo New York S25oooooo
Island 100000 Mexican and number OF smaller
proposes an issue Of
100000 the future These railway
by the heavy demands upon the leading lines
freight and transportation which convincing testimony
the railroad business If
would be such in railroad traffic.
As mentioned last week the only reports of queness
from parts of the Pacific Coast
expanabe by the fact that pretty
production has already
East and abroad hence the condition really adverse
already and the
ably show that 1904 better year Ioo
the latter
The of last dispeed any apprehensons the
condition OF the which abundant
duciOn As almost wholly
for prosperity will thus be that still
good times
The San Francisco call., 1904-12-26
MANNERS AT WEDDINGS

Many a prospective bride and groom
of to-day make plans for the ap-
preaching wedding with as much Sc
crecy as il they were stealing chick
ems, says the Syracuse Post-Standard.
They long to slip into some little
church or parsonage around the cor
ner' and have the knot tied with no
one but themselves and the minister
the wiser. They await the inevitable
hour with fear and trembling. What
is the reason for this? 1t is the fore
boding spectacle of the barbarism, ex-
preston in foolish. clownish pranks,
played by humorous friends" thai
will follow the ceremony. Unless the
groom is shrewd enough to outwit the
tormentors. a difficult task. the cou-
pie will be certain to be. Inundated
in many WAYS before the eyes OF
amused strangers.
The San Francisco call., 1904-12-26
GROOM TOO OLD FOR HER

A man of 40 and and a woman of
IS called several days ago on the Rev.
A. r. Wescott. pastor of the Baptist
church at Brewster, n. Y. They were
from Waterbury and wanted TO get
married. After the usual questions as
to age, etc. the clergyman directed
them to stand up. Then he opened his
book and began to read:
we are assembled here in the pres
ence of God and
Here the young woman broke in
with: You may stop right there for
a minute. Darson. want to see you
in the hail."
Following the young woman to the
hall the clergyman heard:
"Parson. don't you think that fellow
a little too old for me?''
''Oh, don't know replied Mr.. West
colt. Forty is a long way from Is,
but"
Well. never mind, broke in the girl.
you needn't go any farther with this.
Just call it off"
The couple departed.
The San Francisco call., 1904-12-26
ADVICE TO YOUNG MEN.

We hear much about forging to the
front, taking time by the forelock,
seizing the bull by the horns. and the
like, and also that the man with the
tail-hold is entirely ignored. Nine men
out of ten wisely follow. and succeed.
where one does who charges around at
the front all the time. If you miss the
forelock, seize the tail. II is the hang
ing on more than the particular hold
that counts. The man viii go just as
fast and nearly as far who has hold
of the tail as the one hanging onto the
horn; besides. he can hold on better,
and is in less danger. Young man,
don't be too anxious TO get rapidly to
the front. but hang on to what you
have, and you will get ahead in the
world just as fast as you deserve
ScdgNick Ckan.N Pantograph.
The San Francisco call., 1904-12-26
TEXAS COURT Will
DECIDE THE VALUE
OF THE APPENDIX
slV row now! What is the value
r. in the cold coin Of the realm
1 i of the vermiform appendix?

slT row nowl What is the value
r. in the cold coin Of the realm
i i of the vermiform appendix?
The courts must determine"
said the man. land thereby hangs
tale of scientific meddling. which may
impose. in the end, heavy penalty on
men who have been trying to overthrow
the old order of things. Out in Texas
suit has been instituted against
physician who operated for appendt-
citis. The patient lost his vermiform
appendix in the operation and. recov-
ering. now alleges that he never had
appendicitis; that the operation was
unnecessary in fact, a surgical blhn-
der, and in a suit for damages seeks to
recover 5000. which he fixed as the value
of the aforesaid appendix. Was it
worth that amount? What is the value
of the vermiform appendix? These
questions must be answered by the
court in which the suit has been
brought, and no doubt the world viii
be vastly enlightened by this judicial
inquiry. Up to recent years we never
knew we had a vermiform appendix.
IL NdS one OI IUoSe CuIlOuS tHC
existence of which nature had care
fully concealed from US until some
meddling scientist came along and
gave the thing away. Since that unholy
hour we have been sorely troubled by
the newly discovered member. and we
have been paying out large sums in
physicians fees and enduring an end
less amount of torture because we sud
denly found out that We had a vermi-
form appendix. Before we made this
discovery we suffered from an ailmeHt
which was not called by the high
sounding and dignified name of appen-
dicitis OF course, l know nothing Of
the merits of the Texas case. But it
will serve a good purpose if the inquiry
throws more light on the function and
value of the vermiform appendix. Diff
fcrent theories have been advanced as
to the function of the appendix. one
theory being that it is merely a rudi-
ment which was perhaps of value in
some earlier stage of mans develop
ment, but which is of no value TO man
in his present state. The Texas inquiry
should settle this and other questions
concerning which we are now much in
the dark. New Orleans Times-Demo-
crat.
The San Francisco call., 1904-12-26
WIDOW MORlARTYS COAT

The Widow Moriarty Of MelrOse until
Thursday had a pet goat, which was
the idol of her heart says the Susque-
hanna, Pa, correspondent Of the New
York World. She had nothing else
upon which TO lavish her great wealth
OF affection. When asked by her
neighbors why she didn't marry, the
widow would invariably reply; Sure,
an Billy is company enough, and he
don't smoke or drink. nor swear, and
he don't stay out nights.
And the aromatic goat appeared to
enjoy the affection showered upon
him, and as he ambled along the JEFF
ferson branch tracks. picking up stray
door scrapers, railroad spikes and
couch springs, no happier animal
could be found. In an evil moment
he found railroad torpedo and swal-
lowed it. At supper time he came
home, and seeing a lace curtain upon
line, ate it for dessert.
Mrs. Moriarty ran into the yard
and seeing only the end of the curtain
in sight, threw a milking stool at
Billy, hitting him squarely in the
side, when the torpedo exploded and
Immediately the air was filed with
smoke, widow, goat. curtain and IRON
ware. The widow was thrown over a
fence, more scared than injured.
They could find but a few struggling
pieces of the goat, the whiskers, the
toes of the left hind foot. The widow
placed them in a herring box and
buried them beneath gooseberry
bush.
The San Francisco call., 1904-12-26
Discourag ging.

Going with any particular girl now,
Chumpley?"
Yes, too Internally particular She
has refused me on an average of three
times a week since the first of Janu-
ary.--Detroit Free Press
The San Francisco call., 1904-12-26
Loubet and the soldiers.

Whenever NJ. Loubet has decorations
to bestow on subalterns or privates he
insists on the generals and other supe-
rior officers remaining in the back
ground You make them shy. mon
general" he says; "a little man like
me never does.'
The San Francisco call., 1904-12-26
HUMOR OF THE DAY.
Not Going Up.

That fellow over there looks like a.
rising young man. But he isn't"
MOP"
NO. He's an airship inventor. =
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The San Francisco call., 1904-12-26
just Their Size.

Ensign (of the Baltic f1eet-Your ex-
cellency, 1 am informed that there are
dangerous rumors afioat.
Admiral (excitedly) = Where are
they? Til tackle 'em, no matter how
dangerous they are. I'll blow 'em out
of the water, will.-Louisville Cou-
rier-JOurnal.
The San Francisco call., 1904-12-26

winter of the most beautiful
young woman who has figured in
Washington society for decade, says
the Philadelphia North American.
This is the Senorita Elisa Walker
Martinez. daughter of the Chilean Mn
ister, who made her social bow few
days ago.
This senorits is almost a pure blonde
"a rare characteristic among her
countrywomen. She possesses an ex-
quisite figure. though only just Is.
Last winter, while her father was
serving in the City of Mexico. she saw
something Of social life. She is already
the acknowledged belle in the exclu-
sive diplomatic coterie.
In addition TO being the beauty OF
the season, Senorita Martinez is a
clever linguist and musician of un-
usual attainments.
The San Francisco call., 1904-12-26
Forgot TO Notice IL.

Girl With the Gibson Girl Neck
How did you enjoy the matinee?
Girl With the Julia Marlowe DimpIe
-Splendidly. / was with box party
On, while 1 think of it, what was the
play ?-Chicago Tribune.
The San Francisco call., 1904-12-26
ANSWERS TO QUERIES.

LETTER wRITING-A Subscriber.
City. Any book dealer viii furnish you
books that will instruct you how to
write congratulatory letters to friends.
The San Francisco call., 1904-12-26
There Are Others.

Has your daughter any vocal abil-
ity?" queried the summer boarder.
Nope" replied Farmer Hayseed du-
biously, but brighteneing up. you
just orter hear her singH'-Houston
Post.
The San Francisco call., 1904-12-26
F,arner's Luc.

Did you ever buy gold brick 80
Yes" answered Farmer Corntossel,
81 did once; but 1 turned right around
an sold it AT a profit before I discov-
cred it want genuine. e.''-Washington
Star
The San Francisco call., 1904-12-26

sNAILs-A. S., City. To get rid of
snails that have got into flower bed
place inverted cabbage leaves in diff
ferent parts of the bed at night and
the next morning snails will be found
The San Francisco call., 1904-12-26
London Gets %. 600 seaIsLins.

The number OF sealskins deliverable
in the London market this year is
about $4,000, made up as follows:
Victoria 11,400, Japan 1000. Falkland
Islands. ETC., 1900.
The San Francisco call., 1904-12-26
Honest.

r. r. Empleyer-So your ancestors
were railroad men. What department
did they work?
Small Boy-The rails; they was
tramps.-Detroit Free Press.
The San Francisco call., 1904-12-26

RUSSIAN vERST-Subscriber City.
A Russian verst, also spelled werst. is
a Russian mile equal to $500 English
feet or about two-thirds of an English
mile.
The San Francisco call., 1904-12-26

Townsend's California Glace fruits in
artistic fire-etched boxes. 715 Market ct
and Wakelee's Drug Store
The San Francisco call., 1904-12-26

The more ciphers attached to the
mite the more men sigh for it.
The San Francisco call., 1904-12-26
"TFiE CALL. DESERVES
GREAT CREDIT"
This Is What the President of the California Club
SduS About the Enterprise of This Paper In
Offering Rose Plants to the Public.
CALIFORNIA CLUB.
Editor The Call

Dear Sir.
The Call certainly de-
serves great credit for It's en-
terPrise in raising such
choice roses and giving
them to the public.
The idea is original and
cannot fail to meet with pop
ular approval.
Truly yours,
MRS.AYLETTR COTTON,
President California Club.
The San Francisco call., 1904-12-26

Special information supplied daily to
business houses and public men by the
Press Clipping Bureau (Allen's), 80 Cali
fornia street Telephone Main 1912.
The San Francisco call., 1904-12-26

Time to send Townsends Glace Fruits
by Express for Christmas
The San Francisco call., 1904-12-26

smart go7 of be 5eool bGiste trimmed at the neck and
cuffs 7cith Roman embroidery black yelosc and red
and yoke collar of heavy 7cte lace 4 frnged sash of
black satin passes about the aist dropping in graceful
ends at the side.
The San Francisco call., 1904-12-26


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10 hire Mrs chadwick-washington
The San Francisco call., 1904-12-26

chnging to them and they can be de-
stroyed- This should be repeated until
no more cling TO the leaves set out.
Beds surrounded by a board edging
nve inches high, the same being oc-
casionally coated with a paste made
OF train oil and SCOT. will keep snails
out OF the bed, for it will form a bar
rier over which they will never pass.
TRESPASS.-A. o. s. City. II a per-
sen build henhouse on the property
OF another without the consent OF the
owner he is liable to find himself in
trouble for trespassing on land In
which he has no personal interest
The San Francisco call., 1904-12-26
A Long-Drawn Dog.

Pardon me, but did you see a dachs-
hund near here?"
Yes"
Where was hep
Partly on Euclid avenue and partly
on Erie street. et."-Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
The San Francisco call., 1904-12-26

The diplomatic corps boasts this
winter of the most beautiful
J Young woman who has figured in
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1904-02-19
MUTUAL BENEFIT
ASSOCIATION OF
Union Division.

Union, S. c., Feb. 10th, 1904.
To the members of Union Division:
We hive lost another member of this
division. William Little, of Bogansville
township departed this life Feb. 9th,
1904, He was the holder of Policy No.
44S.
Let Us lie prompt in paying this assess
ment. Let US stand together and pay
our assessments for the benefit of the
living. Think what this means. The
next one who dies may leave a destitute
family and we ought and will feel that
we have done some good in this life. L,
Ia left to US to make this insurance what
It ought to be. Every member should
go to work and get into this division one
member and thus our policies would be
very valuable to US. This is the best in.
surance that has ever been i,.auguIated
In Union county.
Very truly,
]. M. GREER,
President.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1904-02-19
To Our Correspondents.

We extend most cordial invitation to
our correspondents to call at our office
whenever they are in town and we will
furnish them with paper and stamped
envelopes sui table for writing and mail
ing their communications to us. We
would be glad to hear from all parts of
the county. We regret that we have
heard nothing from our Sedalia and
Cross Keys correspondents for some
weeks. We want all communications
to reach as not later than Tuesday.