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Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1904-11-03
1904. was only s194. 10000.

1904. was only S194. 10000. He saws:
The avidity with which Judge Parker
and ex-Secretary Olney swallowed the
statement that the Philippines had cost
this country S650OOO.OO0, and the per-
tinacty with which they cling TO it,
after its falsity has been proved again
and again. are past the comprehension OF
persons in Washington who are familiar
with the real conditions in the Philip
pines.
That the cost of the Philippines. in
Guiding the S20,OO0,000 paid to Spain,
amounted, up to May /, 1902, to $780,
oOOOOO, has been established beyond dis
pute. No Democratic membe, of either
house of Congress dared to challenge
secretary Roots statement to that effect.
The cost to this country for the follow
ing year has been shown to be So, 0S0,-
OOO, and for the year just closed 81, 1OO,-
900. total Of $194, 10000. That has
been the actual cost OF the Philippines
uP TO June 80, 1904.
The statement Mr.. Parker permitted
himself to repeat when he declared that
over 100000 lives have been sacrificed
Is equally false. The total loss of life
or American troops and Filipinos in the
American army from all causes has
amounted to 4,067 privates and 155 Off
GERS, a total of 4,222 men, Even adding
to this number the loss of Filipino in
surgents, liberal estimate of which is
less than 10000. the grand total aggre-
gates 1900, against Mr.. Parker's
100000. Moreover, the totals here given
include deaths from wounds, sickness,
drowning and other accidents, and, an
important cOntributory cause, the con-
tagious diseases which, unrestrained
rayaged Americans and Filipinos when
American occupation began. Only 49,
600 American soldiers. all told, have
been sent to the Philippines.
As an offset tn this loss of life should
be set the magnificent wor.,; of the army
medical corps and of the health officers
OF the Philippine Commission, whose
unremitting efforts have stamped out the
plague. reduced Sna,!"ov and other CON
tagious diseases 10 a minimum. and rell-
dered the Philippines as healthful as
Cuba
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1904-11-03

nsnt time has sseH ON this earth we
inherit" is the best possible proof that
Judge Parker takes a purbhnd view OF
the possibilities and benefits Of colonial
ton. Although separated from the coun-
try that pushed "a backward and inferior
race" from the scene Of Judge Parkers
speech to the avon Beach Regular
Democratic Club Of Long Island. does
he think for moment that England has
not shared in what was conquered for
mankind when the independence of her
American colonies was achieved!
But. beyond all the narrow, petty, and
mistaken views Judge Parker takes OF
history and the onward and upward
sweep of national affairs, stands d!sclos-
ed the fact that the Democratic candi-
date for President of the United States
is willing to believe everything evil the
lying tongue of SANDER can utter against
American government in the Philippines,
solely because there is a Republican adj
ministration in Washington. 1t seems
almost incredible that Presidential can
didate should become the willing herald
of every lying rumor bred in the pur-
lieus of Manila.
And TO think that he has descended
to this depth, not to force immediate
abandonment of the Philippines to the
tender mercies of their own corrupt and
impotent civilization, but to turn over
their preparation for independence to the
party of Tammany, Tweed and Till
mani
Never before has the candidate of
great political organization stood reveal
ed. before the American people in the
role of credulous defamer OF the gov
eminent of his country. 1t sinks Judge
Parker far below the level of his party.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1904-11-03

The less the United States. through a
protective tariff. imports OF the things
that its own labor at home can manu-
trcture just as well as foreigners. the
more it is able to import of necessarieS
and luxurie$ that cannot be purchased
at home. The consumption OF coffee Per
capita in the United States. which in
1880 was eight pounds, is now twelve
pounds. Our imports Of sugar, teas,
spices. silks. laces, etc, have increased
considerably during the last eight years
With the American workingman sure OF
a good home market for what he pro-
duces. il goes almost without saying that
be will have enough money TO buy for
himself foreign Injuries that be could
not dream Of having in Democratic times
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1904-11-03
RACIAL GOOD WILL.
Continuation of Prosperity Will Do
Much to Secure 1t.

The Democratic platform accuses the
Republican party of an attempt to kin
die anew the embers Of racial and Sec
! tional strife
An incident at the recent American
! bankers convention in New York illus
trated the falsity of this statement ami
how, on the contrary, the Republican
party, by policies which promote the
business prosperity of the South. has
promoted also Il feeling of mutual good
will between the better elements, at least,
of the two races.
| A coiosed banker from Richmond Va.
; John W. Mitchell. made a speech which
| brought forth Tremendous applause, in
which the delegates from the South ioin-
ed with the deir-ates from the North.
Mr.. Mitchell said he attended the con-
vention MT only with the consent. but
upon the advice. of tna white business
men of the South. He then went on to
Snow how the prosperity of the Southern
! negroes was continually ucrea stag. and
that this was leading all the time to a
better understanding between the better
Clements of the two races, AS to the
share of the negro in the present phenom-
email prosperity of the South he said:
DO You know that we produce $172. 12s, 900
worm OF crops year? DO you know that
Oh the Southern prosperity our people prO-
uace heaVy proportion of the tobacco
crop: DO you know that we negroes nro-
duce 81, l4S,H39.39 worth Of wheat at 10
cents hushel and that the market has
soAe to $1.2O bushel: DO you know that
We produce S-i0,3jS7l worth of oats? Do
YOU know tAat We produce S21J. 1926 AZ worth
ol rye! Do you know that we produce S76e-
$50 "A worth of potatoes? DO Won know
tEat We produce $2.G91. g39. 50 worth Of
sweet potatoes: ard do you know thar we
produce St6,6S1. 4S9 80 worth of corn. max
Ing total production Of the negroes of the
South of So, "I.515.s9 per year?
When he had finished. Col. Robert
Lowry. Georgia banker, made an elo-
quent speech i'll which he said 1T is the
loating negro and the loaiiny white man
that makes il hard" .,nI that 1T gives
me great deal of pleasure to hear from
our colored brother Of Virginia. He has
stated the facts. and l am glad to have
him here
Republican prosperity. like the rays Of
rhe sun, dispels gloom wherever it goes,
and without distinctions as to section.
race. color or religion. makes men ham
per, better and more mindful Of their re-
sponsioi!t!eS ~ 50 ,'iety. 1t fuifills in de-
tan W. j. BryIn'S definition of "A pros-
per1ty which reaches the masses and
then WORKS mp and through every class"
THERE Is NO BETTER WAY TO
HELP SETTLE THE RACE CUES
TON THAN TO GIVE THE COUN-
TRY -FOUR MORE YEARS OF RE-
~ BLlCAN PROSPERITY.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1904-11-03

Day after day the New York Times
the New York World and the Brooklyn
Eagle repeat the lie that Chairman Cor
tclyou has extorted contributions from
wealthy business enterprises on pledges
redeemable on the reelection OF Presi-
dent Roosevelt. They have been urged
and challenged to name a single concrete
case and have replied by merely reiter-
ating the SANDER. As result the un-
founded charge is recoiling upon its in
ventors with the proper effect of i'm.
pairing their credibility on every issue
of the campaign.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1904-11-03
Judge Parker's Statement an Amazingly Reckless
classification Of Facts and Figures
AN INFAMOUS AND RECKLESS CHARGE
Which Has Been Repeated by Bryan, OIneY
Hill and Other Democrats-Real
Cost Of Islands in Money
and Life.

1t has been stated repeatedly Parker
candidate of B.
ed pupil that he
in a
ccordlreaker
speech which he distorted the Of
Curtis one OF the most conservative and impartial
Chicago
which has always been fair Roosevelt
d. G., October 18TH Mr.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1904-11-03

Ii Bryan Democrats are sincere in
their expressed desire to rebuke the Hill
Sheehan-payker combination for the ar-
front to their leader. they could make
the rebuke more singing by voting for
Roosevelt. The greater the plurality
against Parker in Bryan stronyholls. the
greater will be the self-sIt.staction of
W. j. Bryan. for Mr. Bryan is bat
human, and no man ticks the hand that
smites him with sin ,cre relish.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1904-11-03

In his speech before the Union I,aspu.
Club OF New York. Secretary TAFT aid
that when he asked Professor Vincent,
OF the University of Chicago. what be
thought of Judge Parker's letter of ac.
ceptance the latter replied. We'll. il re-
minds me of a recommendation Of a
good old family horse which runs. even
ladies and children can drive it,"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1904-11-03
The People Know and ,rust Ro,sex.,

The People Know ard rust Ro,.evett.
1t Is fortunate for tle Republican
party that its candidate fov the Presi
deacy IS 50 well known Il tha people Of
the L&ited States that no story. no re-
fection '.pon his chlracter o. his work
ate'ts the pu5.ic mind in taa slightest
d-grs'. The Amer.ran poop have hal
th-,r eyes on President Roosevelt for
'uany years; they know him. They re-
>pe,t and trust HIM Taa fllsifaat;ops
OF tIe enemy against him are useless.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1904-11-03

Don't fail 10 returE n Republican
Congress. The election of RooseveIt
and Fairbanks will be almost barren
victory IL the Legislative branch of the
government 10 In coRtrol If this oppo-
sitiou. IL Republican policies arc 10
he continued IL IL absolutely uece ssary
that all branches OF the government
bs ia accord.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1904-11-03
"Uudoubtediv II wouid be pos,ib,e

"Uudoubtedfv II wouid be pos>ibte
at the present time to prevent any of
the trusts from Remaining p-o>pcrous
by the simpc rxpedicpt of making
such swccpiuE change in the tariff as
to paralize the industries of the conn
try. The trusts would cease to prosper,
but their smaller com petitora would
be ruined, and The wage workers would
starvc, while it would not pay the
farm sr to hani produce to m arket."
-Roosevelts letter OF acceptance.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1904-11-03

Everybody profits by the growth Of
mahufa"t1reS. ThJse who are engaged in
the business either as capitalists or wage
edrners profit first of ali. but in addi-
ton t. these are the merchants who
handle mann.a 'tHre products. the rail.
roads that distr.,'ute them. the farmers
VA eajpy an inrr>ls el demand for their
proin Is. and all other classes who share
in geaeral prosperity.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1904-11-03

IL you wish continuance OF the pres
ent prosperous times. vote TO retain the
Republican party in control Of national
affairs.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1904-11-03

So-called ill -peaI-I.; va5"r> who pro.
fess II see little :apl IN either of the
great parties might p-oitshly follow ths
wise maxim "er two evils. choose the
lesser" NJ man can h" ~ bini:y non
partisan as not 10 see :dat thu Repub.i-
eau party has done more good for the
country than the Democracy.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1904-11-03
SeIf- importing.


And. finally. the Democratic candi-
| date for the Presidency asks: Are the
Philippine Islands selt-supporting com
| munityY
He confesses his ignorance upon this
point in almost the same breath that he
declares them DIT for independence and
self government. II Judge Parker had
made any preparation for his speech. il
he had taken the trouble to inform him
self upon the most important conditions,
he would have known that the customs
| revenues alone during the last three or
four years have been seventeen eighteen
and nineteen million dollars a year, an
increase from three. four ar FIVE millions
a year during Spanish rule; aud that the
ether revenues have improved in a sim
liar ratio. The islands are not only self
supporting; they not only pay every cent
OF the expenses of their government ex-
Cepting the maintenance of the 1000
regular troops now on duty there, but
they could afford an exhibit costing Il
million and a quarter 1T the St. Louis
exposition. and are spending between
| three and five million dollars year in
the construction OF harhors. railways,
highways. water works. electric light
| plants, buildings and other public i'm
| provements
III Judge Parker wishes accurate in
| formation and wise advice on these sub
i jectS he can obtain both by asking
| Bishop Brent, 81 Manila: Bishop Graves.
of shanghai: Bishop McNim. of Toxic.
! all OF whom are attending the Episcopal
convention at Boston. or from Father
I Nattmau. of the Roman Catholic church.
recently retired as chaplain in the army.
, who ROW lives at Wimette, III. They
0 have no political prejuliceS ar aftilia-
i t'oas, and il ,hey hAd they would not al
I low themselves to be influenced thereby
| in their Judgment or their statements.
| Or why will not JUICE Parker consult
Governor Luke 7. Wright? He is a
! Democrat from Memphis. He has occu-
! pied an eminent position upou the bench
ard is regarded by all who know him
! with admiration, respect and confidence.
! One OF the most essential quauics-
\ tons in candidate for the Presidency
: is to know the truth and speak it,"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1904-11-03

THE TIME FOR TALKING Is
OVER. NOW VOTE,
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1904-11-03
LATEST FIGURES As TO co.r.

oniy Sio4, 10000 Expended ON the
Phiiippinss Up to June 80.
The Washington correspondent OF the
New York Tribune shows that the actual
cost Of the Philippines up to June 30.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1904-11-03

run Oh tistofy.
The evidence of history and of conteru-
p"raneous conditions sfford incoptrovert-
ihle proof that Englands greatness to-
day is the direct return for her coloniz-
ins efforts on this continent in Asia, in
Africa, and in the islands of every ocean.
Good has gone ont from her and good
has returned to her a hundred fold for
all the blood and treasure spent in the
coloniEing she has done in the four cor
nerS of the earth.
This republic, the highest and most
successful development Of sef-goysrn-
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1904-11-03

The criticisms OF the administration
which appear daily in the Manila papers.
often bitter aud violent. are almost with
cut exception based upon its liberality
toward the natives; for doing exactly
what Judge Parker says il has not done:
for giving the Filipiuos too much self
government; for promising them indie
pendence aud for appointing 81 many
natives to Office. livery governor Of
every province. every mayor % every
town except Manila, aud almost svscy
PROVINCIAL aud municipal oacisl is a
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-06-17

for the awful tragedy TO book. In an official
statement from the counsel OF the society. given
out yesterday. the society goes on record as
being willing to spend all the money in its
treasury TO prove the guilt of the men women
actually responsible for the deaths of the little
ones who were burned TO death or drowned.
Howard Townsend. counsel for the society.
authorized this statement
The Society for the Prevention OF Cruelty TO
Children will cooperate in every way to fix the
guilt Of the persons responsible for this awful
tragedy. All the money in our treasury is at the
service # necessary for the proper prosecution Of
the case. our president Mr. Lindsay. has written
a letter 70 District Attorney Jerome asking him 10
permit Ny. Lindsay to be associated with him in
the proceedings before the coroner This society
exists for the protection it TO children This
case seems to TO be OF the worst offences
against children that have TO tho atten-
ton OF the officers OF the society
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-06-17
calls LIFE BELTS GOOD.
yCaptain Van Setback Says They
-, Passed Rigid Test.

Captain William II. Van Schaick OF the Slo-
cum, who is in Lebanon Hospital told something
of the disaster TO Samuel Marx. OF the d.
14ectors Of the institution, yesterday. According
Ito Mr.. Marx, the life preseryers had been regu
larry inspected by the proper authorities in the
-spring Of the present year. and only one had
been condemned as bad. Van Schaick said the
.-preservers were Of ground cork, which he said
was a new idea in the manufacture Of those
articles. Mr.. Marx said that when the inspec-
tor went over the boat the captain told him 10
rip out anything that was not right and that af-
der a rigid examination and thorough test Of the
fire hose and other fire apparatus the inspector
chad found but the imperfect life preserver.
Yam Schaick. said Mr. Marx. told him that all
4ef the preservers were the hurricane deck.
saDuring the fail and winter. when the SIocum
ewas out Of commission, they were removed
from the racks and stored in the cabins and
covered with awnings. Mr.. Marx said that
Van Schaick told him that his idea IN running
10 North Brother Island was to get to shallow
water. where the people could wade ashore II
9they had waited, did Van Schaick and his
npilots hundreds who had lost their lives by
eby reaching the beach. Van Schaick and Van
,wart and Weaver. the two pilots, landed in
three feet Of water
e Assistant Fire Marshal Clark visited Leb-
anon Hospital yesterday, and examined Van
Schaick as 10 the cause OF the accident. II
could not be learned what Van Schaick had
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-06-17

Coroner Berry said last night he had eneoun-
tered difficulty in locating Henry Lundburg ths
government inspector who inspected and passeH
the Slocum May 5. His home Is given as
No 464 Fffty-flrst-st.. Brooklyn He said %
had issued a subpoena for him. but withou-
result.
The coroner examined John A. Fleming
government inspector OF boilers last night, ou-
refused to give the result Of his examination
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-06-17
TO HELP TIE PROBING.
SChildren'S Society to Assist an Firing
the Blame.

The Society for the Prevention OF Cruelty to
Children IS wrought up over the death Of the
children on the General Slocum and its officials
have taken steps TO bring the persons to blame
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-06-17

SCENES THE WRECK OF THE GENERAL SLOCUM
BODIES WITH GRAPHING
Evening journal., 1904-10-13
Pin Money For IN. Rich.

The devices OF the daughters OF
rich men 20 make their own money
are perfectly well known to the mana
gers OF women's exchanges. which are
established solely to help poor women
put their work on tue market. One
day ! was IN an exchange when a wo-
man, evidently lady's maid. came I'm
aud registered some embroidery In her
own name. The superintendent took
up the work and in casual way asked
the supposed artist TO show her how
TO do a particular stitch. The woman
pleaded lack Of time and went out en-
barrassed and guilty looking. Il thought
SO" said the superintendent "She
brings her mistress work. Her mis-
tress is the daughter OF n very rich
man but she has no pocket money.
and the poor thing has TO cheat the ex-
change by selling her work here under
her maids name. Everybodys Mag
azine.
Evening journal., 1904-10-13
Norfolk & Western Ry.

Schedule in enoc; May %, 1904.
Leave Wilmington. Penna. r. r. Sta
ton.
40 a. m. daily--A1l points on Norfolk
and Western; also Knoxville. Chatta-
nooga and Memphis.
ass u. m. Washington ana Chatta-
nooga Llmited-Roanoke Bristol. Wins
ton. Salem. Knoxville. CHATTANOOGA.
Nashville. Memphis, New OrleaLs.
Through sleepers, cafe cars.
For Norfolk via washington ana Rich
mond, ls.4S a. m, daily. 500 a. m. daily.
~ .35 d. m. daily. Arrive Norfolk 1N.2O a .
m. $50 p. M, 1920 D. m
Via Philadelphia--Pc r. r. and
Cumberland Valley r. R.-shenandoah
Valley Route.
Trains icave Philadelphia. pannsylvanla
r. r. station;
S.25 p. m. daily-ShenandoEh special for
I.uray. Elkton, Basic. Buena Vista. Nat
ural Bridge. Roanoke. y. Radford Win.
ston-Salem, Biuefield. Welch ana Gary.
Pullman buffet sleeper between Phia-
delptia. welch and Gary.
II 40 p. m. daily-Expross. For r.urav
Natural Bridge. Buena Vista. Roanoke.
Radiord. wythsviile Abingdon Brlsto..
Morristown, Knoxville. Chattanooea and
Memphis. Pullman sleeper between
Philadelphia and Knoxville.
via Baltimore and Ohio r. r
From d. & o. station III D. m. daily
For Berryville, Luray. Eiiton and inter
mediate points.
f. J. LOCKWOOD. Pass. Agt.. i2i
18th street and New York Ave. Bond
Bldg. Washington. d. c.
W. ,. BEvILL. G. p. A.. Roanoke. va.
Evening journal., 1904-10-13
ma Ono
RAILROAD.

Schedule "a eject May l5. 1874.
=, Al trains hilnline'ed wan PinDen
10 Express trains.
Trains leave Wilmington. Delawars
lx) Stop On sigma 70 receive OF discharge
passengers.
New York week days x.s.2e. $40. III 10
d. 4 .e6. $50, s5.l7 tRosal Bmited). y a
1853 \. m. Sundays, .e.4Q, ~ 20 a. m. !
$50 '5.i7 utoyal IAmitedl. .7.G 40 IS
Philadelphia week Ssys, x'5.2e, $50. go,
7.t0 sos 90 1916. s1.l9 a. m; ~ t9
- 20, sos. 'a.ao et.5s, VII Royal lAmtedl
~ az 'Its 'l.;ss % m ,a9 sgns3gs a c tsS s
s.iI tRoyal Limitedl. I.ot' T.i2' s'bs. 'lo.S
Chester, weeh aays s .. q. 70. 7.2e. SOS
Gas, s7.42. E10.b5 D. m. SUNDAYS, q 20, s. -
.g4o. lo.le. 'l1.S5 q. m; 4.so TO- '7-i2. s.5'
Itian.is CITY, weekdays. e; % and %, . :,
-ssis Cape hay Suaq and oaeasn city. wess dayS
Sea Isle city. week days. go a. nj
Bsitlmere and washingban, week days
sls sl6 ~ .os a; M III ~ - y
N ms Sunday. 1Ss9 Esynsl .s .sT's .sis a. M .g' H. u
ple. $50 (Royal Limited. 's.es sio'oi
Baltimore and way stations. week doys.
700 a M; go p. m. Sundays sic a. m.'
NewarS, week days. ,4.ia 100. ss.le. III ~
a. m; i2.tz iii. $50 IS .bb, 6.iS. '9.c9 D M.
eundsys, H..S ss.lo. s.iS a. m: III. b.0a
- ,0a. y 81 D. NJ.
singerly aecomnodatiou. week days
40 a. m; l2.t2, $40, els p. m. Sundays.
sis a. m.s coz. II 80 p. m.
landenbJvg accommodation. week day. =
.zs a. m; B.H p. m. Sundays. lob a. m.
Pittsbure. week days, SIS a. m; g IS.
$50 (Royal Limited), slO.09 D. m. bun-
days. ale a. m; sl.49. '0.6e Cfoyal Limit
chiaSsSo. daily, ais a. m; as p. m.
Cincinnati and st. Louis. se.1o a. M
y II. - 20 p. M, daily. -,
rnlasto,,.I week days .s.m 7.os. IN. $40
'i0.s5 ii.30 a. ~; si2.s7. 2.0s. 2.i5. ~
go. $50 $50. SIS ss.is CRoysi LimJted
e,39 %. $50 '1i.S p; n. sundays' 80
200, % IS Royai Limited. GO. 'S.s5. '9'So
"R6yai Limited. Il composed exelusiye'
| " OF Pullman parlor, observation ana On,
/ inG cars. No extra tare except reeNiAi
pcimarvia Telephone NO. 1884.
y a. A Telephone No. 1422A.
Pntes to Western points lower than We
sny other line. $500 TO Pittsburg; N.U3 ,
m. train daily. Through eleepers.
II. A. MILLER.
Travelling Passenger Agent.
City ticket office, N4 Market street, WA
mington, Del. y. q A. Phone IRA.
Delmarvia Phone, No. 1856.
/ d. T. MARTIN. G. W. BAssET~r.
NJ OF r. 2. q. r. 4.
Evening journal., 1904-10-13
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.

The very best man can do is not
very much.
Some way Il causes a smile when
married woman announces that she IS
taking music lessons.
To be a fool is always bad enough
but TO be n fool aud be in love is the
most fatal Of all the combinations Of
fool.
Remember when you run away from
punishment that punishment has a
great habit OF waiting around till you
come back.
One Of the most pitiful sights In the
world is an intelligent. energetic. pro-
gressive woman married to a worthless
man who doesn't know much
when a girl buys her wedding OUTFIT
she should leave her father enough
money to pay for the relief expedition
he may be compelled TO send to her
later on.-Atchison Globe.