The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1904-07-01

he will visit the fair in st. Louis. He
expects to be gone about three weeks.
A machine operator was explaining
to number of interested friends the
noble and kind traits OF his COW. When
he was asked why he considered the
COW SO modest, he said: Because a
COW never blows her own horn"
C. H. Beacham left Monday night
for a two weeks visit to Oklahoma,
where he has property interests. At
present his wife and little boy are on
a ranch, and the trip will be an en-
joyable one, as well as one of recre-
alton.
While walking up the street side
ways with a tendency to lean out
ward, Jake Greenley was met and
asked the cause OF his peculiar navi-
CATION. He sharply replied: Moth
ing; only I've been printing italic all
day."
1t is known that H. c. Peate is very
fond OF fruit pie. He reports that
cherries are ripening very fast IN the
| vicinity of his new home. 1t is hoped
that his abnormal appetite fer cher
ries will be once satisfied; and that
the owners OF the trees will. not sus-
pect the object Of his taking few
nights off.
James Leaden has again resolved to
get up promptly at 1890 instead OF S
| c'clock. He says he sleeps too much
n nd hot oCr11t II &c OrNti
like an italic eye Cd. While hitting
off 1O-mile clip down street he
was suddenly hailed and asked what
| the rush was about. He hurriedly
answered.: Getting to work on
time"
| tremeiy fancy vests, with buttons as
large as a saucer, and glittering like
sunbeams. was pleasantly approached
| for the negotiation of a small loan,
| but he unhesitatingly Informed the
gentleman that he was not easy, and
furthermore that he wore rubber
| heels, SO everybody couldn't hear him
coming. Walter, was that you?
| A nice looking young man. but who
seemed to be in great anxiety, was
| asked, What can we do for You, slr?'
| His uneasiness grew more apparent,
| and finally said, Il come UP in this
printing Office to whip somebody y He
was coolly asked: What for?" "Oh,
since the paper said my wife was
| charming, and entertained SO lovely,
| it has been impossible for me to get
along with her. and I've got to make
some kind of showing"
Fred Mann, ad. foreman, and VIM.
M1Quinnie, the genial cigar man at
Du Tells, were out fishing in Mill
Greek for a few days. They report hay
| trip Fred's arms and neck are badly
burned and his face is as red as
an auction flag. Will is in the same
| fix. nevertheless they promised them
| selves another trip in the near future.
| Fish stories are difficult to make peo-
pie believe, hence the writer will not
attempt to convince the reader of the
large number. or the size of the fish
| that fell easy prey to the fishermen;
but from accounts they must have
| consumed large quantity from the
| fryingpan else the wagon would have
| broken down from being overloaded.
A tSt Joseph's Catholic chu1 CHI In
York. Neb, ON June %, Mr.. A. l..
Compton and Miss Katharine Kea1ns
were united in marriage, Rev Father
Cullen officiating. The church was
beautifully decorated for the occasion
and upon entrance of the bridal party
a wedding march was played. The
bride was attended by her brother,
Bel nard, and the groom by Miss May
Neville. Only the immediate relatives
and few invited friends were present.
The bride was charmingly attired i'll
dress of cream voile. with hat of the
same color. The groom wore the con-
ventional black After the. Gel emory
the party proceeded to the home OF the
! brides parents where ali partook of
sumptuous spread. The bride and
| groom were the recipients OF many
valuable and useful presents, and hosts
of congratulations were offered. Both
have lived in York the greater part of
their lives, Mr. Compton being EN-
plcyed at the Nebraska Newspaper
Union. I asst November Mr.. Compton
came to Lincoln and has been en-
ployed at his trade as ad. compOsitor
on the Lincoln Evening News. Mr..
and Mrs Compton will live at 1451 N
street where a home is in readiness.
The chapel and members OF Lincoln
Typographical Union wish them hap
py and prosperous future.
A. RAY BOWMAN.