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MINER DOES SOME sLUGGING.
HcaVy-N Weight Boxers Suffer When
MunrOe Cuts Loose.

il was a bad day for Jack Munroe's
Eparring partners yesterday, for every
one of them felt the force of the
miners stiff punches and one had to
quit or else be pounded into insensi-
bllity. u was the banner day for
hard work and heavy punching in the
camp and even the most conservative
Of Jacks admirers We're overjoyed at
the great Improvement he displayed.
He had five big, strapping heavy
weights to punch at and grew more
willing as he faced each. He went
FIRST with Joe Long. George Sullivan
and big ManassO, the double of Jim
Jemries. Perhaps his sparring part
ner's resemblance to the champion in
spired MunrOe TO go and get him, for
90 he did. He caught Manasso an
awful jolt in the stomach ere they
had been at it minute and the lat
ter went down writhing. This was re-
peated shortly after and then Manasso
quit for keeps.
Nor did any Of the others fare well
81 the hands Of the miner. Whenever
he cut loose his punches had their
effect Each man was praying for the
round 10 end, and, stall and feint as
they would, they could not keep the
big fellow at a distance.
He saved Andy Gallagher till the
last and went two exceedingly fast
rounds with the lively heavy weight.
II was then he showed the great i'm
provement. Gallagher would work
him into a corner, but the miner had
habit OF shooting out his left and
catching Andy one that could not be
classed with the easy punches.
The pair went two hurricane rounds
and MUnroe showed wonderful foot
work He would let Andy get to him
with couple Of stiff wallops every
now and then, but always happened
10 be right back with one which re-
sounded throughout the gymnasium
number Of the miners friends from
Butte who were present went into
ecstacies over Jacks showing.
Aside from boxing Munroe did his
usual rOadwork and also went through
his stunts in the gymnasium. In toss
ing the medicine ball he showed m
fast He has a peculiar style when
indulging in this exercise and instead
OF catching the ball with his hands
lets il hit him on the stomach and
chest He kept this up for some time
yesterday, but the hot ones that Cal
lagher shot at him only made him
smile.
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DELSIAR SELECTIONS.

First Race-Sharp Bird. Ethel Da-
Wis. Tribes
Second Race-The Doctrcss. VIII
IOwdenc. JarCIine dc Paris.
Third Race-FOrehand, Scotch
Dance. FOOtIights FavOritc.
Fourth Race-Taby TOsa. Dan Nc
kenna, Lucian-
Radium.
Sixth Race-PathOs, Lord Tcnny-
son, COnundrum.
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SENSATIONAL MATCH RACE
is VETOED BY p. j. DWYER
John w. Gates and Joe Yeager Each
Offer to Wager $4,000 on Stuyve
and Sheriff Bell.

NEW YORK, June Had it not
been for the interference of P. j.
Dwyer, who believes he acted for the
best interests of the American turf.
Stuyve, belonging to F. r. Lanterman,
and Sheriff Bell, owned by Morris L..
Hayman, would have been maAched
for the most sensational race ever
known in this country. John w. Gates
offered to bet $4,000 that Sheriff Bell
would defeat Stuyve and Joseph Yea
ger, the latest aspirant for honors as
turf plunger, promptly accepted,
promising to wager $4,000 and as
much more as Mr.. Gates and his
friends cared to place in jeopardy.
p. j. Dwyer, the principal stock
holder of the company owning the
Gravesend track, Immediately vetoed
the plan.
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DICK DWYER is RECOVERING
FROM A SEVERE OPERATION
His Physician Says the Popular
Starter VIII Be Able to Oficiate
on American Derby Day.

CHICAGO, June Richard Dwyer.
the popular starter, who was operated
on for appendicitis late last Saturday
night, is progressing favorably toward
recovery. His attending physician
gives it as his opinion tonight that
Mr.. Dwyer will be able to start the
field in the American Derby on the
18th inst.
On account of his rugged constitu-
ton and his magnificent physique Mr..
Dwyer is recovering rapidly from the
operation and it is believed in a few
days he will be enjoying his usual
rugged health.
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DIAMOND FLASHES.

The baseball Dennant race seesaw is work
ing again and Oakland goes into second place
with Los Angeles coming strong and Seattle
still in the running
Duneavy did not play yesterday but he had
the interest OF his team at heart strong
enough to abuse the umpire and experienced
the pleasure Of going from the field under
protection.
This is the last week OF baseball in San
Francisco for a month. All the action will
occur in Portland. Tacoma ana Seattle he
ginning next Monday. This little rest is to
be the first San Francisco fans have. had in
the history OF the national game on the coast
Yerkes pitched yesterday with a piece OF
bicycle tape on the pitching finger of his right
hand. He cut dent in the member some
days ago and ii refused to heal properly IN
some OF the other slabsters would try this
they might develop into wonders YESTERDAY
was the first time Yerkes scored a sbutout
this season.
Cy Townsend will be paid according to the
showing he makes when he joins the San
francisco team. II he plays extra good hall
he will be handed extra fat wad IL he
plays ordinary ball ordinary sum will be
his, and II he plays bad ball he will be
chased. Cy is the only sliding scale artist
performing about these parts
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RUNS ARE EASY
FOR HOME TEAM
Schmidt's BenderS Scattered
All Over the Field in the
Second Round of Contest
YERkES SCORES SHUTOUT
Commuters Swing Away for
Nine Innings. but Cannot
Hit the Leather Safely
YERkES SCORES SHUTOUT
STANDING OF THE CLUBS.
Pacific Coast League. }

Mr.. Schmidt did not have thing
that Uncles warriors could not hit
yesterday at Oakland. They let the
first inning pass without doing the
n-getting act. but landed something
awful in the second. going through
the ceremony of driving in five runs.
Score, 8 to O..
Schmidt was at his worst, certainly,
for he possessed neither command,
speed nor curves. 1t was partly
through his wildness that San Fran
cisco gained such an easy victory and
partly because he was so easy to hit
when men were on the bases.
Reitz was the first man up In the
second and Schmidt drove the ball
into his ribs. Leahy famed, but Mas
sey Hoped Texas Lacquer to short
center. Yerkes made the second out
by missing three strikes, so it looked
pretty good for Oakland.
rabbit" Miller soused il Out past
second base and Reitz arrived. Hide
brand walked and Waldro9 unloaded
a double out to center, scoring two
Meany's single to the same place COM
pleted the run-making for the inning.
Massey smashed it out over the left
field fence in the third. After he had
doubled in the fifth Hildebrand sent
the leather out on line 10 Ndhley.
The latter fell down and the ball
rolled to the fence for a homer.
Oakland could not hit at all, and it
was easy for Yerkes to score shut
out. He had grand command of the
ball and seemed to know the weakness
of every man on the Oakland team.
Massey will probably be released to-
day, as Uncle has signed up Cy. Town
send, last years guardian of the Sac
ramento initial bag. The score:
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BY the Chicago Inter Ocean
First race - Tennyburn, Rather
Royal. Hawtrey.
Second race - Itacatiara. Golden
Link. Eva Moe.
Third race-Jade. LaIonde, Useful
Lady.
Fourth race-Prince Silverwings.
MOharib. Felipe LugO.
Fifth race-Sylvia Talbot, Amer
icano, The Crisis.
Sixth race Tancred, Harrison,
Rankin.
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Junk Dealers Are Arrested.

Two junk buyers were arrested late
yesterday afternoon by Officer Jackson
and their names placed on the detinue
book at the City Prison. The men,
Fred Moller and Max Vizzis, are ac-
cused of stripping a vacant house at
6l5 Hayes street of its plumbing. Jack
son saw one of the men. drive up to
the house and the other throw into
the wagon a copper cylinder and a
quantity of lead pipe and other plumb
ing equipment.
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ANGELS BUNCH THEIR HITS.
Break Up Game by Scoring Four Runs
IN Fifth Round.

LOS ANGELES, June THE
Champions easily defeated Portland
to-day by the score of to 3. Hall
for the locals was hit freely through
out the game, but the home team
punched their hits on Druhot in the
fifth inning. scoring four runs and
winning the game. brennan was put
out of the game by Umpire Mcdonald
for using abusive language. Score:
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SUMMARY.
> z VI M II I.

Errors-Miller. Schlahey Kruger. Home
runs-Massey. Hfidebrand. Two-base hits
Waldron 2 Massey, Reitz. First base err
rors-San Francisco l. Oakland /. First base
on called bals-On Schmidt :. Left on bases
San Francisco 10. Oakland 4. Struck out-By
Yerkes / by Schmidt ). Hit by pitcher
Reitz Double play-Lohman to Francks
Time Of game-1 hour and 80 minutes. Um-
pre-Huston.
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SUM MAR Y

Stolen bases-Bernard Steelman. Errors
Smith . Flood. Spies, Hail. Beck. Two-blse
hits-Smith Chase. Sacrifice ht-Drennan.
First base on errors-Los Angeles I. Portland
l. Left on bases-Los Angeles 8. Portland Q.
Bases on bslls-On DruhOt 2 off Hall 2.
Struck Out-By Hall . by Druhot 1. Double
plays-Hall to Chase; Toman to Chase. Passed
ball-Shea. Wild pitch-Hall. Hit by pitcher
-Nadeau Time of game hour and 45 min
utes Umpire-McDonald
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SUMMARY.
Errors-Mohler. DeIehantv

Errors-Mohler. Delehanty. Smith. Hall.
Hughes. Nordyke, Eagan. Thomas Earned
runs-Seattle l. Two-base hits-Lynch Nc
l.aughlin, Sheehan. Stolen bases-Nordyke
Hogan. Sacrifice hits-Mohler. Hall, Casey.
Double plays-Moher to Hall; Brashear to
Hall. Bases on balls-On Hughes, 8; off
Thomas l. Hit by pitched ball-By Hughes,
1: by Thomas, l. Struck out-By Hughes 3:
by Thomas. 2. Left on bases-Seattle s. Ia
coma II. Time OF game-Two hours. Umpire
% Connell.
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"slats" Davis VIII Ump,re

SPOKANE, Wash. June 7.-Presi-
dent w. II. Lucas Of the Pacific Ma
tional League has signed ]. 1. (SIats)
DAVIS ior umpire Davis was formerly
Of the Spokane team,
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BRETT GETS DAMAGES Richard Brett
sho while in the employ Of the 8. H. Frank
Company sustained injuries that resulted I'm
his being laid I'd for some weeks and who
F1ed the company for see. 900 damages, secured
= verdict yesterday for $4,000 from a jury in
tudEe keTr1Ean's court
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French BiIIiardist in the Lead.

PARIS. June AT the end of the
second, round OF the billiard match be-
tween Schaefer and Cure for 5000
points the score stands: Cure, 1000;
Echaefer $50.
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HUGHES TossEs GAME AWAY.
Seattle Pitcher Forces in Winning
Run i'm Ninth Inning.

SEATTLE, June with the score
a tie in the ninth, Hughes forced in
a run, giving the game to Tacoma.
Thomas was effective at critical times.
Score:
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Nothing annoys a chronic kicker like
the refusal Of things to go wrong.
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CINCINNATI Is BLANKED
BY HUB CITY TOSSERS
STANDING OF THE CLUBS.
CNATIONAL LENGUEl

(NATIONAL. LEAGLEl
BOSTON. June Boston shut out Cincin-
natl in a brilliantly played game to-day A
one-handed catch by Cooley and Geier's throw
to the plate were notable. Attendance eco.
Score:
Boston '.--'.'..''.-''.'.......-
''''''''''' 1s.Pittlngsr ana Needhaw; s9,bog
.s.sg~-.LYN. June 7. .- Chicago defeated
Brooklyn to- day. Poor Judgment BY shreckard
OF Chances drive in the fifth inning gave Chi
cago the game. Attendance. $500 score;
S36sRf9n Sh5ssF9 ..............-....-......9 I9
Bergen; umpire-zimmer.
NEW YORK. June I.-Pittsburg shut out
the locals at the Polo grounds to-day IN a
game which was made interesting by many
clever fielding plays Attendance. 1000. score.
p,...s r. H. f.
- .sssuTIs S -'''..-.. -'--....--..'ss'
Batts1iss ana psi,
Warren. Umpires-O'D Day and Emslie
PHILADELPHIA. June 7-St Louis won
days game by clean hitting finding Mitcheu
was nvincibIe except IN the oS fogrtS vbsg Fsgi0s
double BY Titus cleared the bases Attendance
1900 Score;
Stu St Louis ''.--...............-.. u
Bstteries-Taylor and GRADY: Nitcbe4 .nS S
Doom. Umpire-Moran.
fAhIsANANkAAN Lff4ANrIE
CHICAGO. June Walden was on the
rubber for Philadelphia for the third consecu-
tive day and proved easy for the locals Ills
support was ragged and the errors we're am
costly Attendance, 220O. Score:
r H. f.
Nnllduciphla ....-.-.-.-..-.-----.
Batteries-Patterson and Sullivan; WaddeIl
and Schreck
ST. LOUIS. June THE St Louis Ameri-
can League team defeated the Washington
CLUB to-day. Howeis pitching for the locals
was steady and effective. while Patten was
erratic at times. Attendance. 1900. Score:
r. III.
81 LOUIS .--...-------..........- u
WAsnAnBton .-.-..-.--.-..--......-
Batteries-Howen and Sugden: Pattsn and
Drill.
DETROIT. June T.-Dineen had Detroit
his mercy for six innings. but after that thev
nearly eatted out a victory. Attendance 1ooO.
r. n. T.
5lt Detrolt .-...................... Y
DSotou ...-.-........ %
Farrell
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Totals SO 10 ~ 81 Totals 81 % Z
RUNS AND HITS BY INNINGS.
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GRAvEsEND SELECTIONS.

BY the. New York Telegraph
First race-Astarita, ARABIC. Ascen-
sion.
Second race-Gilpin, Gotowin, Es-
tcIla j.
Third race-Radiance, Thomas en-
try. ColoDsay.
Fourth INSTRUMENTATION, Chrysltis,
WayIvard Lass.
Fifth race-Stuyye, Charles FL
wood. Sheriff Bell.
Sixth race-Brooklynite, Sir Lynne
wood, St. Galien.
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Don't judge the nut by the burr.
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three -year-olds and up; selling
Betting Horse Weight, Jockey. ST. = Fin.
4 to 1-Cincinnatus. lob tCorr) 30. 3 "a
s TO THE Rhymer, los CThmpsn) h u
4 to 1-DappeI Gold. 93 PhiIlips) n ) y
Time ID. Start fair. Won easily Win
ner w c. Smiths ch. C. by Ornament Emma
Primrose Beverly MeMeekin, Queen Belle.
Southampton, Akela SteelmakeT. Toi San, Pre-
toriCs and Paget finished as named
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SIXTH RAcE-Flve furIongs; two-year-oIds:

Betting Horse. Weight. Jockey. St. q Fin.
go 10 I-Buttling, 1O5 CBurns) -..- ! 21a
o to 5-Nibick. ia Oh. Phillips) 2 22
so to 1-Coufessor 1O2 (E. Walsh 1 5ia
Winner J. l. McGinns' ch C. by star ku0S
Falsalara Observer. Suffice. Salvage. Grand
SIAM Salt and Pepper. Chief Mlliken. Siglight
Donroyal and Steel Trap finished named.
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BOSTON June Boston shut out Cincin-
natl in a brilliantly played game to-day A
one-handed catch by Cooley and Geier's throw
Score:
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RUNS AND HITS BY INNINGS.

Totals 81 3 "a 1sl TOtals.s5 Z % !
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PHILADELPHIA. June T.-St Louis won
o-day game BY clean hitting. finding Mitchell
readily whenever runs needed TavIOr
was tnvineible except In the fourth when a
double by Titus cleared the bases. Attendance
1900. Score:
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FIFTH RACE-Five furIongs: purss: tvo

year olds.
Betting Horse Weight. Jockey st q FIN
IL to 5-Florentinel 9S (Rohbins) 5 nk1 a
IL to 1-Sqr Johnsn 9S (Knapp) 4 3
Even-PinkertOn. lO3 tMountnl "a"
Time 1:O2 3-5 Start fair. Won driving.
Winner. s s. Browns b. C by Ben Strome-
FlOrio. Double 9S. Modredlaw lO4. nnisned as
named
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HARLEM SELECTIONS.

weather cloudy; track good.
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FOURTH RACE-Seven furIonge;' pursei
three year-oids and up.
Betting Horse. Weight Jockey. st. q Fin
to 2-Cregor k 107 Globbns)
IL to 5-Soufriere OF CFeitch)-- nix
13 TO 1-Foncasta- &c CKnapP)- 10 8 3la
Time % 80. Start good. Won driving.
Winner W NJ Hedges & Co.'S b. g. "a by
Phoenix Kala Sioux Chief 103, The Meteor
log hnished as named.
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RUNS AND HITS BY IN

Totals. &c IL "a
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tThe End.)
n.,nana For Chicken Farms.

Inspired by the high prices Of esgs
a widow, who has been struggling Tor
years to maintain an establishment IN
the city and to keep her son in boarding
school, has decided to go to chicken
farming. II believe all the world -
seized with the same fancy" she as-
serts. "Such a time as I have had TO
find a suitable place. All of the real
estate men told me the demand Tor:
chicken farms far exceeds the supply.
However, have hired ten-acre piace'
in Jersey town, convenient to New
York. I am going to take my boy
from the boarding school, send him To-
the high school and have him help me,
between times. My ardor has been
slightly cooled by the discovery that
most persons engaged in the business
on a small scale think they are having
great success if they get a net pronr'
Of $500 a year. I have been making
half that in a month in the city, but :
am not discouraged. l believe can
do better than $500 year. and In any
case it will be some satisfaction to-
make other persons pay the high prices
have been giving for eggs."-New
York Press.
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CHAPTER NNNIIl
CONCLUSION.

It Is the quality Of happiness to
present little or nothing to chronicle.
Ny full, perfect. and complete con-
rentment-in so far as such desirable
condition is ever permitted to mortal
begun with the events described In
the last chapter, and continues to this
day. Here. therefore, am l con-
strained to bring these memoirs to
close; and I do so with feelings at
once a relief and regret-relief at the
accomplishment Of task which,
though at first undertaken with no
more serious intent than the beguile-
ment of leisure hour, soon assumed
proportions too large for such desul-
tory treatment, and regret Incidental,
alas. to all humanityD at my depart
ing youth, in recalling the incidents
Of which l have in some sort lived
again.
Uncle Sam has built for himself a
palatial house in London, at Queen $
Gate. Hyde Park. where he spends
y
by frequent though brief visits to Suf-
folk. for he and his brother are now
closer friends than at any former per-
iod of their lives. On such occasions
he stays with my father, or with Con-
stance and me-for the fine estate OF
Heronsmere. adjoining HoldenhJrst.
for centuries the home Of the Jarvis
family, is now mine. bankrupt tenants
and derelict farms having forced Sir
Thomas Jarvis to sell his ancestral
hall and acres. 1 am afraid very little
of the purchase-money remained for
the use of the unfortunate baronet
after he had cleared off the mortgages
with which his property was encum-
bered. but with the remainder. what
ever it was, he has betaken himself
to South Africa to repair his shat
tered fortunes. Uncle Sam, who con-
Quoted my purchase of Heronsmere.
has predicted that Sir Thomas will
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WALTER BLOOMFIELD

wife by any such means rs that, am
sure" said aunt Gertrude.
$50 am l." added uncle Sam.
do you think. Sam. any marriage
was ever brought about by such horrid
methodist" my aunt inquired.
without doubt, abundance of them y
replied uncle Sam, unhesitatingly.
Nothing that was ever said Is more
true than that humankind are mostly
fools. And ii Is we'll that snch is the
case. Were it otherwise. then prob
ably, though no "ne wouil starve. no.
body would be able to live we'll. 1t Is
in the follies of his fellow-creatures
that a sharp man finds his chances of
ACKNOWLEDGEMENT. The matrimonial
agent of Rivington street transgressed
no law that know Of, or that would
enact were 1 invested with the attri-
butes of Solon. He merely preyed upon
fools-a perfectly legitimate process,
sanctioned by the doctrine of the sur
vival Of the fittest. Pass me the cigar
case. Gertie, dear
"Were you and your friends fools
when you visited that office in Riv-
ington street?" inquired Connie. with
a mischievous smile.
"Unquestionably We We're" admitted
Uncle Sam, with charming frankneSs.
land on many other occasions besides >
Nothing can ever induce me 10 be-
lieve that it is right to use superior
natural gifts or knowledge to entrap
the inexperienced and unwary," said
my aunt.
Power is its own justification. That
which a man can do he may do
THAT is not right asserted aunt
Gertrude boldly.
Nothing is right, nor likely to be-
agreed uncle Sam.
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WALTER BLOOMFIELD

I "Haw exclaimed Uncle Sam bitter
ly, as my wife replaced the letter in
nv hands, IF only these two men
had developed their present senses
year ago"
"Oh. Sam. dear" cried aunt Cert
rude, throwing her arms around her
husbands neck, ~what better news
| could you have than is contained in
that letter.
None, now" uncle Sam answered
quietly.
You will respond to your brothers 5
message in the spirit in which it IS
sent. will you not, dear?' pleaded aunt
Gertrude, looking earnestly in her hus-
bands eyes. a VOW of enmity made
in anger is always better broken than
observed, and this manly. apology
comes from your brother. father of
! Comics husband Remember, Sam.
what 1 have forgiven, and If only to
crafty ME. send your brother a tele-
gram that I will write
| Ny uncle remained silent for few
moments. his gaze fixed upon the floor.
Presently he looked up and said.
! Write what message you will to
fhose two men. Gertie, dear, and it
,, shall be sent to them. My enmity is
| dead
For this generous declaration aunt
Gertrude rewarded uncle Sam with
kiss, my wife followed suit, and l
wrung his hand in silent gratitude.
almost overcome by the completeness
of my good fortune.
The telegram indted by aunt Cert.
rude l have not seen. but its healing
effect is my constant daily experience,
contributing-1 cannot estimate how
largeiy-to the happiness of our re-
united family. The telegram which
my wife and l despatched to Holder
hurst was long one, consisting OF no
fewer than hundred words. 1t ac-
ouainted my father with our marriage.
and promised that We would proceed
to England after We had stayed at
Saratoga one week, or sixth part OF
the time which we had arranged to
remain there.
You are a tardy bridegroom. Ern-
est" said uncle Sam. consulting his
watch. land you have lost your train
1t Is now two o'clock. so you will nc
further delay your arrival at Saratoga
by returning to the company for an
hour"-a suggestion at once adopted,
10 the satisfaction Of everybody eE-
cept my wife's maid. who marvelled
greatly at being biGden to remove her
mistress's hat. which had not long be-
fore been adjusted with infinite care
and precision.
The hour which the kindly fates had
so unexpectedly placed at our disposal
Guickly passed. our assembled friends
being infected with the great Increase
of good humor apparent in host and
hostess, bride and bridegroom. In
deed, the universal jollity was so spon-
raneous and natural, and my satisfac-
ton so unqualified. that l was aston
ished when the carriage which was
TO convey my wife and me to the de-
not was announced. so pleasantly and
fieetly had the time sped.
Our departure took place amid
chorus OF good wishes and shower
OF rice, whereof certain handful was
thrown by uncle Sam with such un-
e.ring deSterity that the greater part
of it found its way down the back OF
my collar. and tickled me horribly in
The region of the vertebrae until after
We reached Saratoga.
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My" exclaimed the good-natured;
housekeeper as she watched Weary;
Wraggles devour the food you GER;
talnly do act as If you were hungry.
"Actw lie cried, between bites, Gee
whizz, lady. don't you know de diner-
ence between actin an de real tingY
Philadelphia Press.
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The sweetest music to the egotist is
when he blows his own horn.