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The Greeley tribune., 1904-10-26
JOHN NSToWN

Mrs. Wygall is very sick with
typhoid fever and pneumonia.
Joe Becker has been sick for three
or four weeks, but is some better
again.
John WALES, wife and daughter are
visitors at the Worlds Fair at ST.
Louis.
Willie Lenhart, a small boy. died
of diphtheria last week and was
buried at Loveland.
James Clymer has taken a position
at the Ragan beet dump lor the
sugar company as tareman.
The Greeley tribune., 1904-10-26

OF Mrs. P. W. Hughes and other
friends.
Fred Aleck left for st. Louis TO
take in the Worlds Fair and visit
with friends in Iowa.
Misses Alma Magett and Cora
oheese OF Greeley We're the guests of
Miss Rosa Willie Sunday.
quite number of Evans people
attend the Farrls- Edgar wedding at
Big Bend Wednesday evening.
Mr.. and Mrs. f. A. Russell, who
nave been visiting friends in Evans
ior the past two weeks, returned to
their home in Haxtum Monday.
William Moore, who has been
spending the summer in Spokane,
wash, has returned home for visit
with his parents, Mr.. and Mrs. ]. A.
Moore.
DIR. Rankin of Denver will deliver
the first lecture of the Evans lecture
course In the r. p. church Evans of
next Friday evening. Subject, THE
Rise and Fall of the Common Peo-
ple."
The funeral Of T. F. Wheeler,
who died Sunday afternoon. took
place from the l. o. o. +. hall Mon
DAY afternoon at p. m. The SER
vices were conducted by the Odd
Fellows, assisted by Rev. j. NJ.
Wylie
The Greeley tribune., 1904-10-26
rTEvILLE

pins. Gwyn and Mrs.
bVelers to Denver Mon
morn shipped a car load
pohey last week to In
fd Camp and mother WIS.,
Saturday and Sunday
0f Fort Lupton preached
morning sermon at the
are busy caring for
'u potatoes. which are
and quality.
IN exhibits beets weigh
Ouhds and potatoes at
1air samples of this
e' a former resident OF
Z family from Weldon,
'e John Birkle property
pture.
The Greeley tribune., 1904-10-26
Independent Ticket Filed.

The independent Citizens ticket
that has been in the field for some
time was filed in the office OF the
countv clerk today :. There are III
SIGNATURES. all republicans, to the
ticket. The list of nominations Is
identical with that OF the regular
democratic ticket.
The Greeley tribune., 1904-10-26
rs District

was in Ault the first Of
J Nelson was in Ault
/. Fowler was shopping
day.
S. met at the home of
Faine Wednesday.
|OnOver and Hughes Wis
tie Collins SUNDAY.
Clark and Thompson of
on Mrs. Gilmore one
6. H. p. Nelson visited
er, Mrs. Charles Snow
day.
One of Denver. who has
her parents, Mr.. and
tone, returned to Den
farmers in this vicinity
glng potatoes and are
Id weather will stay of
II.
lis. J.. Nelson of Pleas
'e visiting their grand
and Mrs. III. p. Nell
weeks,
The Greeley tribune., 1904-10-26
,,psoN

d. stimsOn have m0Seo
Marin.
:. nssts are going eigh-
he acre
(.yse spent a pleasant
Ian Leila Spurgeon.
If Eaton was the guest
and Mrs. T. Webster.
A Mr.. Harsh Is quaran-
nd time for diphtheria.
xs. SNYDER were ,t the
IN of Mr.. and Mrs.
It sold his ranch ana
move soon to Yuma
lry and daughter from
Ell Sunday with Mrs.
Harsh will leave soon
m relatives and friends
Ia Boyd returned home
Is week from st. Louis
d's Fair.
engine ran off the track
+ Sunday evening and
Delay in traffic Monday.
! Rogers started for her
|ana Wednesday MORN
h stop in st. Louis and
kids Fair. Her sister,
kccompanied her as far
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1904-06-15
Worst of An Experiences

Can anything be worse than to feel
that every minute will be your last
Such was the experience of Mrs. s. II.
Newson, Decatur, Ala. For three
years" she writes, II endured insuffera,
bic pain from indigestion, stomach and
bowel trouble Death seemed inevIta'
BILE when doctors and all remedies fail
ed. At length l was induced to try
Electric Bitters and the result was mir
aculous. 1 improved at once and now
I'm completely recovered. For Liver,
Kidney, Stomach and Bowel troubles
Electric Bitters is the only medicine,
Only SOC. It's guaranteed by A. J.
johnson, Druggist
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1904-06-15
A stroug Heart.

is assured by perfect digestion. In
digestion swells the stomach and puffs
it up against the heart. This causes
shortness of breath, palpitation of the
heart and general weakness. Kodol
Dyspepsia Cure cures indigestion, re-
lives the stomach. takes the strain of
the heart and restores it to a full per-
Torrance of its function naturally.
Kodol increases the strength by en-
abliug the stomach and digestive organs
to digest assimilate and appropriate to
abe blood and tissues all of the food
nutriment. Tones the stomach and di-
gestive organs. Sold by A. J. johnson.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1904-06-15
Ask Your Doctor About il.

Any physician in this locality viii
tell you that with good food and di
gestion and regular daily evacuation
of the bowels, there is little danger from
any kind of sickness. Re-Go Tonic
Laxative Syrup is all the name implies,
an ideal Laxative and Tonic, it's regular
use insures good digestion Re-Go in
vigorates the Liver, assists the kidneys
to perform their regular functions and
Is a mild and pleasant, yet certain med
icine for producing regular and natural
evacus tions of the bowels. Sold by
A. J. johnson, druggist.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1904-06-15
No girl is willing to believe that mar
riage is failure from hearsay.
For a Hundred Years.

For hundred years or more Witch
Hazel has been recognized as a superior
remedy, but it remained for e. G. De,
Witt & Co. of Chicago, to discover how
to combine the virtues of Witch Hazel
with other antiseptics, in the form of a
salve. DeWitts Witch Hazel Salve is
the best salve in the world for sores,
cuts, burns, bruises and piles The
high standing of this salve has given
rise to counterfeits and the public is
advised to look for the name. Dewitt
on the package, and accepted no other.
Sold by A. ! johnson.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1904-06-15

If you want to get up early and feel
good all day take Little Early Riser
or two at bed time. These famous
little pills relax the nerves, give quiet
rest and refreshing sleep, with a gentle
movement OF the bowels about break
fast time. W. II, Howell, Houston
Tex, says: early Risers are the be
pill made for constipation, sick hea
che, billiousness, etc" Sold by A. J.
johnson.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1904-06-15

Mr.. William Acton Of 212 Fourth
street, Lincoln, III says Our daugh
ter, aged sixteen, was suffering with a
severe cough and cold on Ter lungs
Common remidies seemed to Gfford nc
relief and myself and her mother feared
pneumonia or consumption. She began
taking Harris Haney and Horehound
and in less than two weeks was entirely
cured. We always recommended Harris
Honey and Horehound to any one suffer.
ing with deep seated cough or cold.
Sold by A. J. johnson, druggist.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1904-06-15
startling Evidence

Fresh testimony in great quantity is
constantly coming in, declaring DIR.
Kings New Discovery for Consumption,
Coughs and Colds to be unequaled. A
recent expression from T. J. Mcfarland
Bentorville, Va, serves as example. lie
writes 81 had bronchitis for three years
and doctored all the time without being
benefited Then l began taking DIR.
Kings New Discovery, and a few bot
ties wholly cured me-" Equally effect
i've in curing all Lung and throat trou.
bles, CONSUMPTION, Pneumonia and
Grip. Guaranteed 1y A. J. Johnson
druggist. Triil bottle free, regular
sizes soc, and II.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1904-06-15

Ask the readers of this paper to test
the value of Kodol Dyspepsia Cure.
Those persons who have used it and
who have been cured by it, do not hest
tate to recommend it to their friends.
Kodol digests what you eat, cures in.
digestion, dyspepsia and all stomach
troubles. Increases strength by enab.
ling the stomach and digestive organs
to contribute to the blood all of the
nutriment contained in the food. Kodol
Dyspepsia Cure is pleasant and platable.
Sold by A. ]. johnson.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1904-06-15

Would quickly leave you, if you used
d. Kings New Life Pills. Thousands
of sufferers have proved their lnatchless
merit for Sick and Nervous Headaches.
They make pure blood and build az
your health. Only 25 cents, money BAG b
il not cured. Sold by A. J, johnson,
Druggist
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1904-06-15

You should get our prices on seed
ers, drills, discs, harrows, spike harro rs
sulky plows and manure spades, etc.
All new and first class goods, In order
to make roop' we are closing them out
below cost. You can save some money
by buying at Sam Ellefson's.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1904-06-15
Some peoples get to be so goot dot no.
body wishes to be like dem.

Mr.. McNattin of Lincoln, ILL.,, says
About four weeks ago was taken
with severe cold and soon became SC
hoarse that l could not speak louder
thana whisper, and then only with an
effort. Harris Honey and Horehound
was recommended to me. / began its
use, and am pleased to say the first dose
helped me and three days treatment
cured me" AS pleasing to the taste as
maple syrup. Sold by A. J. Johnson,
druggist.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1904-06-15

-55 suits on separate tables. Good
honest suits. For the next go days we
will sell them at so per cent discount.
You can buy these good suits for less
than the price of shoddy goods. 50 to
Z. so at the Blue Front Store.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1904-06-15
Driven TO Desperation.

Living at an out of the way place, re
mote from civilization family is often
driven to desperation in case of accident
resulting in Burns, Cuts, Wounds, Ul-
GERS, etc. Lay in supply of Bucklen' 8
Arnica Salve. It's the best on earth.
25c at A. J. Johnson's Drug Store
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1904-06-15
Interestipg to Asthma snfferers.

Dan Bante of Otterville, Iowa, writes,
81 have had asthma for three or four
years and have tried all the cough and
asthma cures in the market and have re-
ceived treatment from physicians in
New York and other cities, but got very
little benefit until l tried Foley Honey
anc Tar which gave me immediate re-
lief and will never be without it in my
house. sincerely recommend it to all,
A l. johnson,
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1904-06-15

Mrs. Louis Ernest, Evansville Ind.
HOLSTERS Hockey Mountain Tea is
splendid. Makes sick people well.
Cured me after others failed" Tea or
tablet form. 35 cents. A. J. johnson.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1904-06-15

Summer school at the Viroqua
Business College will open Monday,
June 6, bookkeeping $500 per month,
penmanship $500. Teachers who de-
sire to take review work preparatory for
first, second, or third grade certificates
can do so at s. per month. For further
information address,
VIROQUA BUSIN ESS COLLEGE.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1904-06-15

Into each life some ruins must fall,
Wise people don't sit down and bawl;
Only fools suicide or take flight,
Smart people take Rockey Mountain
Tea at night. A. J. johnson.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1904-06-15

During the summer kidney irregulari-
ties are often caused by excessive drink
ing or being overheated. Attend to the
kidneys at once by using Foley's Honey
and Tar. A. J. johnson.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1904-06-15
SOLID SHOES FOR EVERYBODY.

All the correct styles are here for men,
women and children. We invite calls
for inspection and comparison with
what you have seen elsewhere.
H D. WILLIAMS & Co,
Viroqua Shoe Store.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1904-06-15
rO goNG CUSTOMERS

will sell at present eggs from s.
c. b. Leghorns, Silver WyandOttes. and
the popular new Orpingtons Pure bred
Bronze turkey eggs s. per ten. Qua lily
guaranteed. Mrs. MILE HOEAKER.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1904-06-15

Constipation causes two-thirds of all
sickness in the world Why suffer when
HOLSTERS Hockey Mountain Tea will
make you well and keep you well? 30
cents. Tea or tablet form. A. j. john
son.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1904-06-15

Stops the Cough ana WORKS off the Cold
Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets cure
cold in one day. No cure, no pay.
Price 25 cents.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1904-06-15

No good health unless the kidneys are
sound. Foley's Kidney Cure makes the
kidneys right.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1904-06-15

a great run of luck always begins for
the man who doesn't get married.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1904-06-15

Persons desiring private boarding
places can secure the same at the resi-
dence of Mrs. Fl. l.. Rayner.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1904-06-15
READY FOR BUSINESS!
Wool Carding and
Spinning, Baton and Rolls.

On June lst will commence the bust
ness of roll and baton carding and the
manufacture of wooden yarns. Custom
work done to order. Those who wish to
send by stage can leave in care of A. j.
Beat, Viroqua; Farmers Alliance. West
by; Chase Bros, La Fargo; A. F. Wild
mer, Rockton; A. u. Curry, Valley; E.
E. Rustad, BIoomingdale; Ira DANES,
Dell WooIen Yarns and Baton for
sale.
AVALANCHE WOODEN nILLS.
CLARK DEGARMo, Prop.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1904-06-15

Those who wish to he boarders
for the summer, will plea call at the
Business College and leave their name
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1904-06-15

Even Aladdin, with his wonderful
lamp, could not produce concord in
some households.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1904-06-15
Special Drives in Mems Fine
Shoes.

Mems finest patent colt Butchers, med
ium extension sole, dull kid top. The
Elite dress shoe, big 81 value CT IN
Our price. 49,. pO'OV
Mems fine Velour and vici kid Butch
ers. heavy single extension sole, B'igh-
ton last. very stylish, regular CT *
"a goods. Our price. ........oJ'AJ
Mems Velour calf balls, medium heavy
sole. Morocco top. best 81 CD tx
shoe made. Our price. ..... QA'AJ
MEMS box cali heavy extension sole
shoes. a corker for early spring wear
finely finished, extra quality genuine
Corona top, regular 2.75 Cd d
| value Our price. ...........'pA 20
Mems fine colt skin shoes, plain toe,
Medium weight, comfortable and dur
able best g. % value, our CT or
/ price ......, -..'.'. 's''' VIZ
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1904-06-15
Ten Years In Bed,

r. A. Gray, J. P, Oakville, Ind,
writes, For ten years | was confined to
my bed with disease of my kidneys. 1t
part of the time. consulted the very
best medical skill available. but could
get no relief until Foley's Kidney cure
was recommended to me. 1t has been
a Godsend to me- A. J. johnson.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1904-06-15

There's luck in odd numbers. Three
of kind beat two pair of twins.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1904-06-15

Chronic bronchial troubles and sum.
mer coughs can be quickly relieved and
cured by Foley's Honey and Tar.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1904-06-15

You can tell the tune of day by the
sun. and you can tell the time of night,
Also by the son
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1904-06-15

Bucket shops are places where men
exchange their barrels for bungholes.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1904-06-15

We can't pronounce the Russian def
milton for war, but it's Synonymous
with Shermans definition.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1904-06-15
An Honest Statement.

II at fairst you doan'd succeed pick
ouid good vun to blame it on.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1904-06-15

Write for special rates for teachers
who take work during their vacation
VIRoQUA BUSINESS COLLEGE
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-04-29
THE THEATERS
THE DECLINE OF PROFANITY
Gentle Slang of the Present Has Sup
 planted the Swear Words of Old Times.

Many purists bewail the prevalence of slang in the spoken language of the period. Has it never occurred to them that in the vast majority of instances slang is relatively soft and harmless, that it is seldom profane, and that what common speech has suffered from inter- jections of slang and cant phrases has been more than enumerated by the dis ase of hard old Anglo-Saxon swear words? Thus, says the Savannah News, the language is really the gainer, and usage Is making much of the slang good English. Take any good dictionary lately from the press, and it will be found to contain literally hundreds of words that were considered slang and not to be spoken in polite conversation a dozen, or 25 or 50 years ago. Likewise, take any standard novel of three, four or five egenerationsa ago, which reflects the customs and people of its period, and it will be found that some of the leading characters in 1t were given to politely damning various parts of themselves. and about everything else on the slight est provocation, in any company what soever
 In the days of Sheridan 1t was consid- cred good form for the gallant gentle man to consign himself to perdition, piecemeal or as.a whole, while paying tribute to the charms of the ladies with whom he was conversing. The rotund and benevolent Mir Pickwick himseH was not averse to using a judicious oath while in the most charming society. Thackeray, in person and in his novels, let drop swear words occasionally that would not now be tolerated In gentle mans parlor There was a famous and brilliant lawyer of Charleston, who hourished not long before the outbreak of the civil war, who swore plausibly, artistically and easily in polite com pany, and told risQue stories in the most select circles; and he was accounted among the most delightful company to be found within the broad expanse of the country. In the "good old days" of long ago 1t was regarded as gentle mans privilege to swear, and if his oaths were nicely chosen no offense was felt. It is not so now. Not that profanity is obsolete, but 1t Is pretty nearly so in po- lite society. It Is principally indulged in by uncultured persons, or by the tipsy Occasionally the gentleman may let slip an oath, under provocation, but in such instances he is careful to note that there Is no woman within earshot. The "d-" at the dinner table or in the draw ing-room is unknown in these modern and better days. Men have higher and finer respect for women, for themselves and for the language than in former times.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-04-29
ST LOUIS FAIR STAMPS
Will be on Sale in Hartford Postoffice
 Next Week.

The new issue of postage stamps which has been prepared by the gov ernment in honor of the Louisiana Purchase exposition will be put on sale in the Hartford postofficc next week. The new series will be of the same size as those issued for the Co., lumbian exposition at' Chicago in 1893. There are five denominations, as fol- lows:
 One cent. green; subject, Robert k. Livingstone. United States minister to France. who conducted the negotia- tions for the Louisiana purchase.
 Two cent, red; Thomas Jefferson, president Of the United States at the time of the purchase.
 Three cent, purple; James Monroe, special ambassador to France, who, with Livingstone, closed the negotia tions for the purchase.
 Five cent, blue; William Mckinley. who. as president of the United States, approved the acts of congress officially connecting the government with the commemorative exposition.
 Ten cent, brown; map of the United States, showing the territory included in the purchase.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-04-29
Ambassador Was Plucku.

Sir Jerome Buwes, Queen Elizabeth's ambassador to Ivan the Terrible, czar of Russia, in 15S3, had an exciting time. Ivan had killed his own son few years earlier in fit of passion, and was no easy character to deal with. The czar saw fit to dfsparage the English queen, whom, he declared, The did not reckon to be his fellow" there being those who were her bettsrs. Bowes could not stand this sort of thing, and pluckily asserted that his princess was as great as any in Christendom. What! As great as the emperor of Germany" demanded Ivan. Why" answered Bowes, with a fine assumption of scorn, such is the greatness of the queen, my mistress, that the king, her father, had not long since the emperor in his pay in his wars against France" The czar was at first more furious than ever. but in time he took R0wes into his favor.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-04-29
RolLERMAkERs' STRIKE.
Conference Held at Boston WAt1
 Railroad Vice President.


 Conference Held nt Boston With
 Railroad Vice President.
 BOSTON, April 20.-A conference be- tween representatives of the boiler makers union and of the men who are employed in the Allston shops of the Boston and Albany railroad and Vice President Van Etten of the rail- road was held in this city with refer ence to the strike of boilermakers at Springfield and Renesselaer, N. Y. At the latter places the boilermakers struck because two of their number were discharged from the, Springfield shops, and the leaders of the strike movement suggested that the men at Allston would go out in sympathy. After the conference Vice President Van Etten issued the following state ment:
 ''No different understanding has been arrived at. The management insisted upon the men living up to their agree ment, which was that we would take back the two men discharged at Springfield as soon as vacancies oc- cured The trouble hereN seems, to have grown out of q misunderstand- ing. The indications are that there will be no strike at Allston."
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-04-29
WATERvllLE.

Alex Haxton is reported quite ill at his home on upper Main street.
 Mrs Sarah Downs is visiting with her daughter, Mrs Frank A. Senior of Ansonia,
 The Parish tea given at St paufs chapel was largely attended last even ing despite the bad weathe:.
 Tickets are now on sale for the hayseed social to be given by the young men of St MichaeFs, May 15.
 George Palmer is reported quite i'll at his home on upper Main street.
 William Buell., watchman at the American Pin Co.'S is reported on the sick list.
 Prayer meeting at Grace NJ. E, church this evening at 7:45. The Rev J. J. Moffitt will preside.
 The children of St Michael's will take heir first holy communion Sunday morning at S:30. The Rev NJ. J. Tray nor will preside.
 J. R. Ells of Glassenburg spent yes terday in town.
 Carel Rulle of Windsor Locks spent yesterday ill town.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-04-29
Mayor Too narly Nor New Yorker.

Mayor Too Early Nor New Yorker. < MOUNT VERNON, N. Y., April 20- Eloping couples, or those who make up their minds to get married in q hurry, want to be sure what time of night it is if they intend to have the ceremony performed in Mount Vernon. 1t was 1 o'clock, and the storm which had been raging all day was at its height, when Mayor Brush's bell rang and aroused the entire family. The mayor, polSing his head out of the win dow, inquired what was wanted. We want to get married" was the reply. "Get married?" shouted the mayor. "This is a pretty time to get married" "We have driven all the way from New York, but the ministers we have visited have refused" explained the would be groom. Its too rainy to get married tonight" said the mayor, "and, another thing, it's after marrying hours. You ought to have arrived be- fore midnight" With this the mayor shut the window, and the incident was closed