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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-09-17

Hes a liar. and I'm going to tell him
so right away"
You'll have to wait ten or fifteen min
utes. He's engaged now"
mo. sir. I'm going right back to my
office and do 1t. There's telephone
there. "-Philadelphia Public Ledger
What do you do with your money!
asked the married man.
"Tm saving it up to get married" replied
the bachelor. What do you do with
yours?''
I'm saving it up to get a divorce" an
swered the married man.-Chicago News.
sick at your stomach, eh?'' said the
boys mother. What made you that
way?'
II guess said the boy reproachfully.
ut was that bread you made me eat at
lunch time
Indeed? Where have you been all after
noon?''
lover in Old Man Peters apple orchard"
philadelphia Press.
The daily tribune., 1904-04-01
Are You Looking

for the finest, fastest train service
between Florence ana Chicago and all
points east? We have it in conneo-
tion with D. and r. G. The Chicago
Union Pacific and Northwestern line
operates two crack daily trains Den.
yer to Chicago. without change. Pull
man cars, Buffet smoking and library
cars, free reclining chair cars, dining
cars. tourist sleeping cars through
from Florence twice weekly. Ask
your agent or write D. H. Hoops,
general agent. Denver. tt
The daily tribune., 1904-04-01
Worlds Fair Rates.

The following rates have been
authorized for the Worlds fair at st.
Louis via D. and r. G.. and connec.
tions.
Daily April 10 to Nov. 10. al. "a
inclusive. returning to leave st Louis
until Dec. 10. 1904.
Daily April 25 to Nov. 90 inclusive
returning to leave st. Louis within
sixty days, but not later than Dec. 10.
1904, $34. 80.
Daily April 81 to Nov. 80 inclusive.
returning to leave st. Louis within
10 days. but not later than Dec. 9Th.
$31. 80 tt
The daily tribune., 1904-04-01
A Night On Broad gay.

Asnagers Of nrse cias theatres to-
day, experience more trou pie In book
ing suissbls attractions than the aver
axe observer would imagine. The
public's taste has materially changed
rom that Of only . few years ago.
isasasch - tragedy. with few pos
sible exosptious. financially speaking.
10 tidins Of the past. and the same
may bs aid Of the drama; that is. for
frss class theaters- Straight come
dies are only exploited with profit by
either . prominent star or Charles or
Daniel Frohman. Even the comic
oIera. for the past seasons has, in =
way been slighted. There are not
five first class comic opera orRAniza-
tions on the road today. and from the
present outlook. it seems ~ though
the musical comedy Las the call; not
the Aaereaat of twenty or thirty
people ~ Charles Hoty, Donnelly and
GirArd. Evans and Hoey, Gus Will
liAms etc. presented years ago; but
organizations to marvel at. OF nifty
or more artists. Carloads OF scenery.
bright wit to laugh at. dainty catch
ing music to fasciDste and whistle.
bewitchi3g prima donnas to sing away
trouble. dainty soubrettes to admire
and applaud. and lots of-the more
the merrier-fresh, young and stately
chorus girls to fit and dance grace
fully around the stage. This is the
whole story in a not shell, OF what
the public want and are willing to
pay for today, and that is exactly
what is promised the patrons Of the
Canon City opera house. April 9th can
expect when Murray and Mack ~ill
present the latest biggest success "A
Night on Broadway" Tickets on
So 10 at Hunter Palmer's. Saturday.
The daily tribune., 1904-04-01
Best Cough Remedy for Children.

When you buy cough medicine for
small children you want one in
which you can place implicit conf
dence. You want one that not only re-
lieves but cures. You want one that
is unquestionably harmless. You
want one that is pleasant to take.
Chamberlain Cough Remedy meets
all OF these conditions. There is
nothing so good for the coughs and
colds incident to childhood. 1t is also
certain preventive and cure for
Group, and there is no danger what
ever from whooping cough when it
is given. 1t has been used in many
epidemIcs OF that disease with perfect
success. For sale by all druggists.
The daily tribune., 1904-04-01
Proper Treatment Of Pneumonia

Pneumonia is too dangerous q
disease for anyone to attempt to doctor
himself. although he may have the
proper remedies at hand A physi-
clan should always be called. 1t
should be borne i'll mind, however,
that pneumonia always results from a
cold or from an attack Of the grip,
and that by giving Chamberlain s
Cough Remedy the threatened attack
of pneumonia may be warded off.
This remedy is also used by physicians
in the treatment Of pneumonia with
the best results. DR.. W. ]. Smith.
of Sanders. Ala, who is also drug
gist. says of it: II have been selling
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy and
prescribing 1t in MY prsctfce for the
past six years. use it In cases OF
pneumonia and have always gotten
the best results.' Sold by all drug
gists.
The daily tribune., 1904-04-01

Mrs. W. Fl. Layha. of 1901 Agnes
Ave-. Kansas City, Mo-, has for sew
eral years been troubled with severe
hoarsness and at times hard cough,
which she says. Would keep me In
doors for days. was prescribed for
by physicians with no noticeable re-.
suits. A friend ga me part of a
bottle of Chamberlain's Cough Remedy
with instructions to colsely follow the
directions and wisq to state that aft
or the first day I could notice decided
change for the better. and at this
time after using it for two weeks.
nave no hesitation in saying realize
that I am entirely cured" This
remedy is for sale by all druggists.
The daily tribune., 1904-04-01

The largest cantaloupe patch" in
the world will be that which ia to
be planted near Greeley the present
spring. 1t will embrace 1900 acres.
Hitherto cantaioupe raising In Colo.
RADIO has been mostly confined to the
famous Rocky Ford district. in the
Arkansas valley. but the farmers Of
Northern Colorado have now deter.
mined to enter that very profitable
field Of horticulture.
The daily tribune., 1904-04-01
A Farm For You.

Arc you satisfied at homer Or do
you wien to better yourself? You
should investigate what the San Joa.
quin Valley Of California has to offer
hustlers. In that great valley is
grown nine-tenths of the U. S. raisin
crop. and millions of gallons of wine
are made yearly. You can profitably
raise almost everything there. Good
farms at cheap prizes. Low rate
colonist excursions in March and April
on the Santa Fe. Write for pamph-
lets to A. g. Palmer A. T. and 8. F.
Ry., Florence Colo.
The daily tribune., 1904-04-01
Sc,at,c Rheumatism Cured.

II have been subject to sciatic rhep.
matism for years. says E. H. Wald.
ron. of Wilton Junction, Iowa. my
joints were stiff and gave me much
pain and discomfort. My joint,
would crack when I Strengthened up.
used Chamberlain Pam Palm and
have been thorouhgly cured. Have
not had pain or ache from the old
trouble for many months. 1t is Ger.
tainly a most wonderful liniment.
For sale by all druggists.
The daily tribune., 1904-04-01
Press censorship is = pretty goo

Press censorship is = pretty good
way to display military authority.
but 1t accomplishes very little good of
any kind. 1t certainly docs not stop
the publication Of false and unreliable
news by those inclined to such q
course. and 1t interferes far leas with
knowledge Of what is actually going
on than might be supposed. Pueblo
Chieftain.
The daily tribune., 1904-04-01

That new oil we'll opened by the
Columbia Crude Oil Co yesterday is
= daisy. Itis the third successive
we'll drilled by Messrs. Patterson and
Irwin for this company and each one
proved q paying proposition. The
Oelumbia Crude will soon be q divi.
,Aspd payer.
The daily tribune., 1904-04-01

There are about 2. 600 metalliferous
mines in Colorado inviting the study
and inspection Of tie mining students
Of the East who will visit the state
during the ensuing summer under the
tutelaRe and guidance of John Hays
Hammond. the world wide mining
expert.
The daily tribune., 1904-04-01

Tho snow and rain storm yesterday
and last night throughout Colorado
was general and causes general re-
joicing. The fruit sections are uneasy
however. lest heavy frosts should fol-
low and kill the fruit buds.
The daily tribune., 1904-04-01

A postponement Of senate investiRa.
been taken. subpoenas have been
Issued for witnesses to appear before
the committee again At Washington
on April Goth.
The daily tribune., 1904-04-01
Notice.

All persons indebted to the Florence
Steam Laundry must settle their &C.
counts not later than April IS, 1904.
90 81
The daily tribune., 1904-04-01

II toubled with weak digestion,
bslching or sour stomach, use Cham
brslain's Stomach and Liver Tables
ard you will got quick relief. F1o
~ ~ N Arusgists.
The daily tribune., 1904-04-01

When you want pleasant purga-
tive try Chamberlain's Stomach and
Liver Tablets. They are easy to
take and produce no nausea. gripping
or other disagreeable effect. For sale
BY all druggists.
The daily tribune., 1904-04-01
Best Remedy for Constipation.

THE finest remedy for constipation
and Liver Tablets" says Mr.. Eli
Butler. Of Frankvills. N. Y. They
act gently and without any unpleasant
effect, and leave the bowels in . per-
fectly natural condition" Sold by
all druggists.
The daily tribune., 1904-04-01

The Modern Woodmen is now furn.
ishing an indemnity policy which
pays IS. 20 per week in case Of eithe,
sickness or accident. II
The daily tribune., 1904-04-01

For sick headache try Chamber
ltan's Stomach and Liver Tablets /;
heiv will ward Off the attack if taken
in time. For sale by all druggists.
The daily tribune., 1904-04-01
RAILROAD TIME CARDS.
Atchi.on. Topeka & Santa Fe Railway

No. Ss5-From Pueblo and all
points east, arrive daily--.----. II 90 N
No 626--For Pueblo and all points
east, depart daily------- 5.5s p m
No. 6Sl-From Florence end Rock
vale. daily, except Sunday, depart 400 p N
No. .6S3-From Canon City, daily, ex.
cept Sunday, arrive 2:2o p m
Direct connection il now made at Pueblo fol
Chicago and all points east, and at La Junta
with California limited for Los Angeles and
San Francisco.
Inquiries solicited and promptly and cheer
fully answered
Descriptive literature folders FREQ By appl,
inx tn A. q. PaLM1R Aeeut
The daily tribune., 1904-04-01
Denver 6 Rio Gfande Railway.
/. O. T. MENzEL. Agent.

IRRIvE DEPAK1
::;S pm .:s p N
IL liam nl4.n
iol a m iol an
SIS p m s:spn m
n:.s p m ls.4s p.
sos 4 m sos q
$50 N $50 p m
i2:B o N li:A
sH n 2:Uan
IN . = IN ~
The daily tribune., 1904-04-01

No. Pacific coast limited
from Denver and eastern
connections----
No. AA.lantic cosst limit
cd, from California and
western points
No. 3-Pacitic coast express
from Denver
No. Atlantic coast ex-
preas from California and
western points
No. sTsans-contine n t Z
limited from Denver and
eastern connections
No. 6ETrans-con n { q
limited. from California
and western points
No. 9-Denver and Canon
City Flyer ------
No. 1o-Canon City and
Denver Flyer
No. 15-Colorado Express
from Denver---.-------
No. 16-Colorado express
fro0 all western points IN
Co3oeaAo-.-.......-.-.....
The daily tribune., 1904-04-01

The famous COG railway mp Pike's
Peak in Colorado. may be soon sup
planted BY An electric road. plans for
the buildins Of which are now under
consideration.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1904-04-12

News has just been received here OF a
fight that occurred March II last. on
the Island OF Luzon, in the province Of
I.aguna. between band OF American
soldiers and a large number OF ladrones.
or geurrillas. led by Maintain, in which
the guerrillas were repulsed after a Mt
tie brown soldier" had held forty Of
them at bay.
The encounter occurred when i've con-
stabularv Of the Amadeo detachment
were escorting rations TO that post
from Indian. At Buna Circa, Maintain
and his men bounced down upon them
and "A carbine duel ensued. The con
stabulary stood their ground well, but,
as ammunition was giving out, two OF
them ran into indian for assistance.
Lieutenant Flahety, P. c, and Lluten-
ant Walker, Of the native scouts, at
once set out to relieve the escort. bring
inr- a sufficient force with them. When
tbev arrived on the scene OF combat.
one little brown soldier was lying on
the road. his carbine at full cock, keep
ing the ladrones at bay His com
Dan{ons had left him in the lurch and
taken 10 the tall tImbers to save their
skins; the ladrones had the supplies
a sack Of rice box Of salmon, and
some sugar-but, there he lay, host
in himself. The ladrones numbered forIy
men. with Manhattan. an experienced
guerrilla leader, in command OF tnen'
and they had twenty-five guns in addl-
ton to small arms. bolos. and knives
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1904-04-12
REPULSED
IN ISLAND OF LUZON
Little Brown Soldier Held Forty at Bay Until Arrival of
Detachment of Native Scouts.

The little constabularlo held the field
against these big odds for upward Of
an hour. When he was relieved by the
two Lieutenant and their detachment
he led them on the trail taken by Man
ITALIAN. that 10 the gorges Of Sungao.
Reports say that this Manhattan has
given the authorities on the island
great deal OF trouble. Hiding in the
mountains of Laglma. he makes sallies
into the open country, attacking trains
Of provisions and marauding all sections
that he thinks will be productive Of
plumber.
Another guerrilla, who annoys the reg
ulars is Felizardo, who is said to be as
much OF a nuisance as his brother
rcbber.
On the same date as that OF the en-
counter in which the unknown soldier
held the Iadrones at bay. Fellzardo at
tackled a party Of men under Captain
Crane near SacoOr and killed n sergeant
and two privates before he was put 20
fight.
The reports say that both Felizardo
and Maintain are being pursued by the
Re gulars. but as yet there has been no
capture reported. The guerrillas are
elusive, and knowing the country thor
oughly, they retreat 10 their hiding
places safe from pursuit whenever there
Is danger Of being caught.
They Coufine their attentions to small
bands of the regulars. and do not in
Vite close contact with numbers equal
! to their own.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1904-04-12
LOLITA ARMOUR MUST
LEARN HOW TO WALK
Chicago Girl Will Be Further Treated
by Prof. Lorenz in
Germany.

NEW YORK. April lolita Armour
is TO cross the Atlantic Ocean to receive
treat n1ent from Prof Adolph LOrenz.
This does no mean that the girl must
undergo a second operation. She Win
be under the care Of Prof. LOrenz. who
will see that she learns how TO walk.
Mr. and Mrs. J. Ogden Armour. Of
Chicago father and mother OF Lolita.
are at the Waldorf Astoria. The girl
is with them They leave today FOR
Europe. Mrs. Armour said last night:
1--WE do not know that a second Oper-
ration will be necessary. We agreed a
year ago. when Prof Lorerz operated
upon Lolita. that We would take tins
girl 70 Europe to see him within a
yeas
Lolita has been getting along SPLEEN
didly She has perfect mobility. but
doesn't know always how TO use it.
She is going now 10 Prof. Lorenz u
be taught the art Of walking. She can
walk some. and has even taken dane
ing lessons"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1904-04-12
NOtarieS Form a Trust
In P. O. Department
Competition Cut Prices to Bed Rock on Sick
Leave Notwithstanding, Agreement
and Advance in Rates Followed.

women. and they Immediately had
themselves appointed notarles- lhen the
trouble began.
4 rate war between rival railroads is
mild and friendly competition com
pared to the battle Of the notarleS. one
man whacked the price down to 20 cents
and boldly announced his decd. For
few DAYS before il got around to the
other notaries he made money. His RI
walls soon found him out. however. and
two of them Immediately dropped TO 10
cents. The others followed. Later there
was a drop to 10 cents.
Not TO be Outdoue by the nOtartes of
the male persuasion one Of the women
decided she could do the work as cheap
" as anyone else so she came down to
bedrock and announced that tbencefOrth
her charge for swearing atttdavits would
be = cents per affidavit. This made the
other notaries sit up and gasp.
They saw their profits melting away
and came to the conclusion that what
had been once been a luCratiy calling
was now sunk below the dignity of a
free-for-all scuffie. Diplomatic relations,
which had for some time been broken.
were now resumed There was a meet
Ing of the several interests and propO-
sition was advanced for protectivE
agreement.
The proposition met with favorable
re sponses and the rate committee de
Cided that the old rule OF > cents per
affidavit was a good one, and that #
would be best to go back To it The
report Of the committee was duly ratl-
fed and now the trust is booming. Every
time a clerk Is sick one of the notari-s
gets p cents out of his fellow laDorcr.
The strength of each member of the
trust is the personal popularity he en-
joys, and there is no more rude COmpe-
tition to mar the serenity Of their lives.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1904-04-12

The octoDus has enveloped the Post
office Department i'm its Shiny grasp.
Now that the 80 per cent graft system
has been abolished. the trust bacillus
has take its place. in the shape of a
notaries' protective association. No
high officials are connected with the
combine. but it is far-reac ching ia its eff
fects nevertheless.
Not a great while ago there were
only one OF two notaries public in the
Postoffice Department, but now there
are ten. four Of whom are women. The
increase in number was due 20 the in
crease in business. The increase of bust
ness was due to the change in the
regulations relating to sick leave.
At one time it was very easy 20 stay
away from a Government department
on sick leave. without having to give
a very strict account of the why's and
the wherefores of it.
So much abuse resulted. however. that
an order was issued to the effect that
a clerk who was sick had to make an
affidavit in every case. and If he We're
away from the office more than five
DAYS he must make affidavit why he
did not have a doctor. and If he did
have a doctor he musr produce doc
tors certificate. In any case, the az
fidavit must accompany the sick leave
certificate.
With so many aff1davits 10 be sworn
to in the Postohice Department nOtaries
became very necessary. The two or
three who were there were doing a
thriving business, charging p cents per
certificate. Other clerks caught on TO
the game, among them two or three
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1904-04-12
.RUFFIANS ATTEMPT
TO KIDNAP AN EDITOR
Colorado Authorities Are Searching for
Six Assailants Of Charles
Demolli, of Pueblo.

PUEBLO. Col. April 12-SensationaI
DEVELOPMENTS are expected IN the at
tempted kidnapping and assault OF
Charles DemolH. editor Of an Italian
newsuaper. which was suppressed by
order of Major Hill. commanding the
militia in southern Colorado coal fields.
where a strike IS taking place. 1t de-
veIops that DemoIi was attacked by six
men after they had tried 10 force him
into a cab.
DemoIi asserts that he recognized two
nj the men a s professional rufhans. The
nolice have obtained evidence that the
MOI was directed by a former resident
~ T-tab The six men have since dis
aDneared. All surrounding cities have
been notified to watch for the assam
ants and minute descriptions nave Deeh
furnished the police autnorlteS-
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1904-04-12
CANCER THE DREAD
AMERICAN NALADY
Only Consumption More
Deadly, Says Park.
AT "K0MMERs" IN BERLIN
Death List From Disease in New York
Appalling, Says McKin-
ley's Surgeon.

BERLIN, April 12.-Dr. Roswell Park.
Of Buffalo. the surgeon who operated on
President Mckinley. is III Berlin as
delegate 70 the annual congress Of Ger
man surgeons.
DR.. Park was the guest Of the Asso-
citation OF American Medical Students AT
a "kommers. attended by the chief
Berlin medical authorities and many
professors Of the university. re deliv-
cred IN address. In which he made the
startling announcement that. IN the
United States. the disease most preva-
lent was cancer.
The State Of New York d.. Park said.
lay well within the cancer belt" and
there the dreadful malady was yearly
claiming a large number OF victims, al
most as many as consumption.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1904-04-12
GLEN ECHO WILL HOLD
ITS TOWN ELECTIONS

On Monday. May ?, between the
hours Of and $3.50 o'clock D. m. an
election will be held in the town hall
al Glen Echo. Nd. for the purpose OF
eIecting town officers. The JUDGES OF
election will be W. IT, Roach chairman
and J. J. Decker and F. /. Woodward
associate judges John Phnpot Is the
leading candidate for mayer; A J.
Houghton and Col c. W. Ged6Is fol
twO-year term of COuncilmen. and James
D. Riley and Moses SHothers for one
year term Of counciimen.
Ernest D HoughtOn Will undoubtedly
town; John ". Crown, jr.. town mar
shall: John Struggle, health officer;
Capt. John l. Husband. attorney to the
board.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1904-04-12
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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1904-04-12
PERUVIAN ATTACHE
ENTERTAINS GREEKS
Describes Industries and Wealth of His
Native Land.

A. A. Calderon. Of the Peruvian lega-
ton, entertained the members Of Lamb
da Chapter Phi Sigma Kappa. Saturday
evening with an illustrated lecture on
his native country at the chapter house
of the fraternity. 17l5 De Sales Street
Mr.. CalderOn covered the physical f7a-
lures OF the country. its industries. min
eral wealth. the benefit which il will de-
rive from the Panama Canal. and made
some remarks relative TO the subsidy
which IS being given by the government
to encourage the building Of railroads.
Following the lecture q musical and lit
erary program was enjoyed