New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-01-04
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

Breslau was the OF painful passage OF
arms between a Judge and prisoner recently
You're an impertinent scamp said the Judge.
Sir" Kissed the prisoner; IF you were not Judge
would give you thrashins for that" II you
care 10 hear what going to give you" replied
the judge at is three days Imprisonment for
becoming behavior And. talking OF unbecoming
behavior said the prisoner. what do you thnk OF
Judge who sentences a man before consulting a
jury2' The jury acquitted the prisoner.
MADE IN GERMANY.
We are such vain and blinded
That It's well 70 be reminded
That the tales OF British fighting
Are sh but T fa6es |oSs b 9e Sr fgshuns
Fairy pen!
Twas the Germans gave the "bastingS"
OF the famous lights where. Hastings
5TSbf he met thgg in S
Something that "a, they they 5 found at crscy
Towards tame must surely vanish
Germans conquered Philips Spanish
Drake and Frobsher the seamea
Came from Elberfeld or Bremen
Stanch and true.
So the fond Illusions perish
Useless grown,
Which used with love to cherish
AS
W 02 Re. there mere Us 0rbs and 1S sr edit
Is the Kaisers-he has said tt
His alone.
-(1ondon Chronicle.
discovery In the land of the Pharaohs will inter-
est those whose heads Time has ravaged. a French
Psychologist has recently unearthed a papyrus CIV
Ing recipe for what must IN those times have been
n royal remedy against badness since II was
cocted for less parsonage than King Chata, the
second sovereign OF the first dynasty about 1900
Nv NA Kings
mother. II consisted a salve OF dogs paws. dates
and asses hoofs. pounded up and then boiled in OIL
With this salve the royal head was anointed- As to
the result the papyrus Is regrettably silent
Mamie got diamond ring for her Christmas
How did she get it,
Jack Of course? But how did Jack &c, itT'
Hung up his watch" Illustrated Bits.
Japan has entered upon an economical experiment
which Is novel and interesting. The government
owns the railways and is going to take the public
into partnership. The departments Of Finance and
OF Communications have at last decided the plan
Of converting the government railways into joint
stock undertaking. All the existing government rail-
ways and the properties attached TO them will be
assessed. and the government Will hold the shares
representing them. while the public Will be invited
to subscribe the cost required for repairs 10 existing
lines and for the construction of new ones. a
estimated at about 100000 out Of capital Of some
f2S0ooO00 1t will be observed that the government
remains the majority holder so state ownership Is
continued.
"Oldenhurg society is suffering from a mania for
n game. My aunt your aunt liz is a modified form
Of baccarat" DAILY Express) In London still
play the we'll known three BAH game My uncle.
your uncle-"-(Punch
Joel Chandler Harris. according TO The Philadel-
phia Post" tells story which shows that Uncle
Remus and the Southern dialect writer's in general
arc making progress in distant regions.
i recently saw a letter received by an Atlanta
firm. says Mr.. Harris. from an Italian export
house at Naples. The foreign firm evidently keeps
its own private English expert and he has appar-
entity been making a close study of the Southern
negro dialect. with the result that he has arrived
at the conclusion 1t is the regular language OF our
part OF the country and the only one we under
stand. The letter In part as follows
Dear Sahs Hit gif 'streme satisfaction ter
call vo' tension ter Duh fines grade macaroni. de
bestes made In desc yer pants 'Waitin' yo
'sttemed favahs sahs. we main. Yo's spec tuily'
etc.
Cd Grimm Remember, young man. there Is al
ways room at the top.
Young Spraw!ey.-Oh know that. I'm waiting
Tor the elevator now.-(JCdge.