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The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1904-10-08

Surely, says Faith, the Providence which
hath made time too valuable to be used in
chewing food will not withhold SPECIFIC
cure for indigeation.-Puck.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1904-10-08
WHY he Studies Law.

Wall Street-So your son is studying law.
Do you expect that he will stick to it
Speculator-0h, no; / just want him to
know enough about it SO that ne Will be
able to evade it successfully Detroit Free
Press
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1904-10-08
How Abort an Americana

A London traveller finds that the Eng
lish telephone girl is slow and indifferent;
the French, intractabIe and Impairment;
the Italian, lazy-Indianapolls News.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1904-10-08
The WaY Il Feels

Child Tin berth Of night steamer1-
Mummy, I'm so sleepy. want to go e
Mother-But you are in bed. dear. !.
NO, I'm not. I'm in chest OF draWesss
Punch
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1904-10-08
THE STRAIN OF WORK.
Best of Backs Give Out Under the Burden
of Daily Toll.

Lient. George G. Warren, of No. s
Chemical, Washington, D. c., says:
It's an honest fact that Doan's Kidney
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1904-10-08

A good deal Of the money that makes
the mare 90 is invested m Wild cats
Puck.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1904-10-08

Bacteriology sensiblv decides that
mosquitoes and rats carry most OF the. IN
lection. 1t was certainly wasting its time
making out case against paper money,
kisses and Van Dyke whiskers.-Puek.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1904-10-08

Fits stopped free ana permanently cured.
No fits after first days use of Or. Kline
Great Nerve Restorer. Free 3 trial bottle &
treatise DR.. Kline, 93I Arch ST., Phila.. Pa.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1904-10-08

Piso's Cure cannot be too highly spoken Of
as cough cure: ", Q BEien, 322 Third
Ave. N, Minneapolis. MINI. Jan. 6, 1900
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1904-10-08

There are wings on the money that 3
man never had to earn.--N. Press.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1904-10-08

These exercises and many variations
of them grow easy with practice. and
Il performed night and morning in a.
Well-aired room will increase wonder
fully the vital capacity.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1904-11-18
ENVIRONMENT AND THE BOY.

BY means of a boy whom he took almost from
the gutter and educated into truth and conscience
a Chicago man has cleared from charge of murder
a prisoner who is the boys own father.
This seems to prove that environment is a
stronger force than heredity. But then one remem-
bers that Prof. Frederick Starr, also of Chicago,
took in and educated boy of the streets who re-
warded him by disappearing with the professors
spoons.
Human nature can always be depended upon to
furnish at least one problem to offset another which
seems to have been solved The question of the rel
ative influence of heredity and environment in the
formation of character and the development of
special ability is still open for debate.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1904-11-18
THE RESTLESS RICH AND OTHER.

In sneering at the benevolence that is set on
foot 'to satisfy the whim and caprice of the rest
less rich,o Mr.. Cleveland is doing scant justice to
class of helpless unfortunates.
The restless rich must have means of amuse-
ment like the rest of us. If they are too restless
they lack the patience to fish. Their legs and their
lungs are seldom strong enough to permit the hunt
ing of big game which is one of Mr.. Roosevelt's
ways of dissipating superAuous energy. So there
is nothing left for them but golf and benevolence.
When Mr.. Cleveland yearns for recreation he
packs up his rod and reel and sets forth in company
with jug of wine, loaf of bread and some con-
genial friend. But Mr.. Carnegie and Mr.. Rookie
teller cannot fish. Consequently when that vague
longing to edo something else'' comes over them,
the former endows another public library and the
latter gives another million to the University of
Chicago.
There is no disputing about tastes. Mr.. Car
negie may derive quite much innocent pleasure
from endowing library Mr.. Cleveland obtains
from hooking fve-pound black bass construct
ing sentence with III words.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1904-11-18

be growing. Their vote In Moutour
county for the Rev. DR.. 6ilas Swal-
low for President. was 7S; Quite an
increase. The poll throughout the
United States was over Eve hundred
thousand!
There will be a series Of Evaneelis.
tic meetings, in the Mahoning Presby.
terian church November 21st to 26th.
inclusive. Rev. J. r. Zeigler, of
Lock Haven, will preach. You are
cordially invited. Go and take a
friend.
Squaw Winter reached Danville on
Sunday last, and now We are eujoy-
ing the balmy and invigorating In
dian Summer, which usually follows
the blustery fore-runner of the prove,. .
bially red mans winter.
The snow. rain and sleet storm
which swept through Danville on
Sunday last, (the first Of the season
in this section,) is said to have heen
the severest early snow storm since
the year 1885.
Jack FIos. has painted Mnem oloton,
(Blue Hill,) and Bald Top-rsd and
purple and eold-nearly all the colors
of the rainbow presenting scene as
pretty as picture.
r. w. EGGERr.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1904-11-18
Whea SeiectIa0 . WIFE.

A certain learned man gave simple
rules for the choice ofs wife. and
bade young lovers beware ofs girl
whose lips dropped At the corners. as
such would probably make anything
but happy plsce.
At the same time he advised the in
tending husband to remember that
upward tending lips indicate frivol.
ity. 50 that here. too. he would need
be careful; while lips which are quite
thin and very straight belong to a
woman who Is q shrew.
1t Is q merry person generally who
has a stout upper lip with depress.
ion under the nose and corners. which
tend upward.
II the corners also dimple deeply,
the owner will probably be quick at
repartee.
A selfish morbid and dominating
woman frequently has \ long, thin
mouth, with clean cat arm lips;
while the cruel rs often - not boasts
lips which are unusually red.
A general slackness ss regards the
great question of right and wrong 4.
at times found in owners of mouths
where the under lip Is thick aud rolls
outward.
A large we'll closed mouth indicates
sagacity; while chin which Is firm
and rounded generally associates 1t
self with determination and strength
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1904-11-18
DIVORCE AS A NECESSITY.

The Rev. DR.. Hodge, of Boston, has expressed
the belief that divorce is necessary and ''many
times Christian blessing" To try to annul it is,
in his opinion, much such hopeful and helpful en-
deavor as to attempt to ''put lid on Vesuvus. "
DR.. Hodges views strike me as very rational. 1t
is not divorce for petty for which the Doctor
stands. He would not grant separation because
of small quarrel at the breakfast table. But when
the happiness usefulness of woman is
mperilled he would sunder without hesitation the
links binding the evil to the good. 1t is encourag-
ing to find clergyman so far emancipated from the
worship of s'sacred" fetish.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1904-11-18

CHICAGO, Nov. 16.-While being
arraigned in court today Charles Shyck
3 saloon keeper, fred revolver sever
al times at his wife and child and then
committed suicide. The child was
wounded, but not seriously. During
the shooting Mrs. Shyck fell unoon.
soious and WAS thought to have been
killed. When the woman revived her
husband lay dead, and the court room
was In wild confusion. The charge on
which Shyck was being tried related
TO family disturbance.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1904-11-18
PARKERlOPENS
LAW OFFICE

: : NEW YORK, Nov. 18.-EI Judge
Alton lB. Parker. the rec, Mt Demo-
cratic cand idate for president. opened
law office in the building at So Lib
erty sire t. in this city, today. At the
same time he announced that he had
become q resident of this city, that
MIS-. Parker would Join him here to-
day. and that they would at once Sc.
cure home IN the city. lie said that
he had not eutered into partnership
with anyone and would practice law
alone.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1904-11-18

President Roosevelt declares that he will not be
candidate for the Office again This is wise and doubtless
sincere. But not the spirit of this pledge violated when
he arms that Mr. Root is his candidate for his
and that he will appoint nobody to his Cabinet except the
champions of Mr. Root? fiji is not safe and wise for
president to accept third term because he would be
tempted the machinery of his office to such
renomnaon is it any safer patriotic to his
office to the of friend To prostitute the
highest Office in the gift of the American people to effect
the election of particular individual about danger
a thing president undertake.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1904-11-18

.iBefore Judge Auten at the North
cumberland county Court House. Mon
day was ca appeal of Coal town
ship citizens from the assessments last
laid. Those who appealed are private
citizens who claim their property is
valued too high and the consequent
taxes are exorbitant in comparison
with. other parts of the county and
taxes in former years. The appeal to
Court is the outcome of the organiza-
tion of taxpayers association. One
hundred and eighty Goal township
citizens appeared at the appeal. Ow-
ing to the attorneys interested not
being able to remain in court the ap-
peal was continued.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1904-11-18
OUR SEVENTY-SIXTH ANNIVERSARY.

JUN CLVLNl I-CAIII HINlNVINCHNIs
THE INTELLIGENCER today its seventy-sixth
year its During the last years. under its present
management it has greatly multiplied circulation and interest
and practically the only Democratic the county, and
figures with the this section of the This
testimonial claim that THE INTEILIGENCER
the local field better than other local
has and that the residents of Danve and the surrounding
country the principal of the whole country accurately
and completely than other circulated here does
That this appreciated by the public aese1 by the fact that
THE INTELLGENCERS circulation greater than
other period of its history and that its business
politics THE INTELLIGENCER will Democratic rep
reentng the highest principles and best traditions
but endessly flee from control of political faction any
power corporation individual which conflicts with the public
good 1t will be devoted the interest of Danvi and people,
the world but will publish the lives
and citizens which proper be known and
bered 1t will be fair and just all men, whether
to all public and movements
them will print the fact and tell the truth. always
unite with and all good
the prosperity of city and make honor
s peace and its happiness.
The today yesterday guiding
principles of THE INTELLIGENCER What has been
pshed thereof cannot be exaggerated bee
been written the face the each week and
: all.
1t is say this evenyxth anniversary,
while the of the within the last has been
than anticipated and the the public has
gratifying the the publisher only
tain the standard that has but constantly improve
departments.
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Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1904-11-18

The Mormous in Utah, Idaho and Wyoming, men
and women, stood noby-or ignobly, just as you may
view it-by the Republican National ticket. 1t has been
charged that understanding had between the Nor
church and the Republican leaders to the effect that
the States of Utah. Idaho and Wyoming their eec-
to.al vote for Roosevelt the Mormon Senator from Utah.
Reed Smoot would not be busted 1t is reported that
the committee of the United States Senate appointed to in
vestgate the charges against Smoot will not continue its
inquiry However this may be the public will watch the
conduct of that committee with profound interest
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1904-11-18

The President on Friday evening invited to dine with
John Morley Messrs Samuel Gompers President of the
American Federation of Labor and John Mitchell, Presi-
dent of the United Mine Workers of America. They
both in San Francisco for the month"; but that fact has
to do with the invitation than the flowers that bloom
in the spring, tra-la!
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1904-11-18

Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Welliver. en-.
tertained a number of BloomsburR
friends at their home on Vine street
yesterday. The party arrived on the
trolley line in the morning returning
in the evening. In the party were
Mr.. and Mrs. J. E. Welliver, Mr.. and
Mrs. W. E. Welliver, Mr.. and Mrs.
Jonathan Pursel, Mr.. and Mrs. Will
lam Christian. Mr.. and Mrs. @. P.
Girton. Miss Edna Welliver, Miss
Irene Welliver. Miss Mary Weliiver,
Miss Josephine Pursel, Miss Lucretia
Christian. Master Carman Welliver,
Master Mood Wellivsr. Mrs. @. P.
Rinsler, Miss Matte Rsbb. and Mrs.
Margaret Smith Of Nordansvills.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1904-11-18

They have already begun the discussion in Washing
ton to where the next Inaugural Ball shall be held
Congress passed law prohibiting the of the Pension
Office for that purpose without its consent and that prob
ably will not be given. The business of great bureau of
the Government should not be stopped for several days
order to permit few persons who afford to pay s5
ticket the opportunity to dance The ball should be held
somewhere else than in the Pension Building.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1904-11-18

Carlyle, whose guesses at truth were
more accurate than those of most men,
said: 1.-THE fraction of life can be in
creased in value. not so muoh by in.
creasing your numerator, as by lessen.
ing your denominator. 4" And the value
of your advertising appropriation may
be increased. not SO much by increas.
ing the number of mediums used, as
by increasing the space used in good
mediums.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1904-11-18

The election of Mr.. Douglas, shoemaker, Cover
Of Massachusetts platform of tariff revision and
reciprocity with Canada to have stirred the Rep ub
lioans all up and they earnestly declare that they
get it, ana had any other idea in their heads
Perhaps the Democratic party like Samson, will be able
to slay Philstnes in its defeat than it able
dispose of during the years of its victories.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1904-11-18

There are no times in life when opportunity the
chance to be and to do gathers richly about the soul
when it has to suffer. Then everything depends
whether the turns to the lower the higher helps
If he resorts to expeden and tricks, the opportun
ity is lost. He out richer greater-nay he
out harder poorer smaller for his pain. But if he
turns to God the hour of suffering is the turning point of
his life.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1904-11-18
Easy and Quickl
Soap-Making
with
BANNER LYE

To make the very best soap. simply
Gssolve a can Of Banner Ly< in cold
water. melt SH lbs. Of grease. pour the
lye water in the grease. Stir and put
aside to set
Fall Dsfsssisas - Every Package
Banner Lys Is pulverized. The can
nay be opened and closed at will. per-
Hiting the use Of small quantity At a
time. 1t Is just the article needed in
every househsld. Il will clean paint.
Aoors, marble and tile work. soften water.
disinfect sinks. closets and waste pipes.
Write for booklet "Lsss Of Ba"Se1
Lys"-fre&
NJ Psas eha.sssi Wssis. Shils1slUnAo
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1904-11-18

If Judge Parker and Col. Bryan the going men,
the coming to be Joseph w. Folk of Missouri
and William L. Douglas of Massachusetts,, two Demo-
Gratis elected in states that gave 100000 major
ity for Roosevelt Their relative leadership depends
the question whether socialism official corruption is
be the slogan for 1908.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1904-11-18

One of the most successful rabbit
hunters in this part of the State is
Miss Anna Euver, Of Lock Haven. A
few days ago she returned from a hunt
in East Nittany Valley with dozen
fine fat rabbits which she had shot,
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1904-11-18

The message which comes from Rome is: ''The Pope
oongratuate President Roosevelt the splendid
The Pope is certainly entitled to his opinion, but
Democrats and Republicans will be to agree that
concerning this matter he would show much better
b. keeping mis- opinion to himself.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1904-11-18
Headache
Can be Cured with
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Pain Pills.

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You should always keep a box of DR..
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Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1904-11-18


II told you so!' exclaimed Rlias
Hsrtz, the veteran goosebone weather
prophet of Reading. OH Monday. Thit
snow storm is only a sample Of the
kind Of weather we are going to get
this winter. The gooseboue clearly
indicates 1t. The dark spots on the
breastbone secured from = goose hatch.
ed last spring are not there for moth.
ing. 1 told you that winter would be.
gin early, and that there will be a
number OF heavy snowfalls during the
month of November. Some people have
an idea that the goosebone stands for
nothing. l have foretold the winter
weather from 1t the past sixty years,
and have never missed.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1904-11-18

What city has climate so peculiar
it has been described as "nine months
hibernal and three months Internal ?"
Read Stoddard's Lectures.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1904-11-18
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Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1904-11-18

If the Republican National Committee has, claim
ed surplus of s400 900 from its campaign fund, it
afford to reimburse the treasury for those $500 dispatches
sent from Manila by Governor Wright for campaign am
munition. Can't it?
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1904-11-18
D. AUST LUTZ, Editor and Proprietor

THE INTELLGENCER weekly,
section distinction
htv larger
bin A.
read by thousands weekly
Friday Danvi county,
s)i in advance s25 paper
WIFI ne discontinued until paid
of the publisher.
Rates of advertising made known application.
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Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1904-11-18

Daily. : Daily, except Sunday. Stops
only on notice to Conductor or Agent, or on
signal.
Trains leave South DanvIlle as follows:
For Pittston and Scranton, ii II IN and 2 2l
and 50 p m weekdays; 10 IL n m daily.
For Pottsville, Reading and Philadelphia,
ii m and q p m weekdays.
For Hszleton, IL m and 2l and so p IN
weekdays.
For Lewisburg, Milton, Williamsport, Lock
Haven, Remove and Kane, II 10 p m week.
days; Lock Haven only, . IA IA IN and 81 p m
weekdays; for Williamsport and intermedl-
ate stations, Y IA a m and 81 p III weekdays.
For Bellefonte, Tyrone, Philipsburg and|
Clearheld, 8 IA m and II 10 p IN weekdays.
Fer Harrisburg and intermediate stations,
II IN, ~ 10 p IN and 81 p IN weekdays A
81 m daily.
For Philadelphia (via Harrisburg) Balti1
more and Washington, 0 IA m and and II Isl
and 81 p IN weekdays 4 81 p m daily.
For Pittsburg tvia Harrisburg) II q m andI
81 m weekdays; 81 p m daily; (via Levi
istown Junctionl IA a M and II Is p m week.
days; via Lock Haven) II a m and IL l5 pI
IN weekdays.
Pullman Parlor and Sleeping Cars run onI
through trains between Sunbury, WilliamsJ
port and Erie. between Sunbury and Phila-|
delpha and Washington and between Harris
burg, Pittsburg and the West.
For further information apply to ticket
agents.
W. W. ATTERBURY, J. r. WOOD,
General Manager. Pass'r Traffic MgrI
GEO. w. BOYD. General Pass'r Agt.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1904-11-18

The election of w. L. Douglas, Democrat, to b
Governor of Massachusetts in Republican stronghold
ems to prove that it pays to advertise.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1904-11-18

Senator Fairbanks says ''When the American people
think, their judgements are always righteous" And of
course they always think when they indorse him.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1904-11-18

hsssy God lifted him and made him man of destiny
said Rev. Mr.. Radcliffe of Washington speaking of the
President and the utterance not at all influenced by
the crcumsance that Dr. Radcliffe has several relatives in
Office.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1904-11-18

The St. Louis Exposition has not yet closed its gates,
but away out in Oregon they putting the finishing
touches the buildings for another exposition to open
June At this rate will not be long before this
country will have exposition on hand all the time.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1904-11-18

About forty prominent Republicans of Wisconsin
have telesnphed the President eff the nation cannot
get along without having Spooner for Attorney
appoint him Immediately, by all means Never mind how
much we suffer!'
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1904-11-18

Governor La Toilette says the Republican party
ght to go for measures not men, WE'LL Spooner isn't
exactly measure, isn't Pack measure?
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1904-11-18

The election of twenty -one Republican Congressman
from the South indicates that perhaps in that quarter
there other issues BESIDES Would you invite Booker
Washington to lunch?
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1904-11-18

Wisconsin Republicans seem resolved to put an end
to their Quarles.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1904-11-18

1t is proposed pass $40 OOO 900 river and harbor
IL at the coming short session of Congress Such gen
eous poutice will heal good many heads and broken
hearts,