New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-07-30
A STUDY.

To say. and when to say it,
Whatever part fails to her lot
She's well equipped to play It.
Your smiles are mrrored on her face,
And tears-the tears that leave no trace
Are promptly yours when needed
She has soft looks for Tom and Dick,
Likewise for scapegrace Harry;
Were ,In,h she conLr9n:ed s With Old Nick
And cen that stern saint, Peter.
II he BY 6 chance SpG sh i'sa meet her!
Her minds alert your thought to grasp
Her hand is ready, With CLASP.
Tenderly sympathetIe;
Well doth such 91 grace become her;
That all the fly from her.
-Csna-t Set.
church warden OF IN. West Mailing CKenO
parish church discovered in lumber room some
time ago peculiarly shaped Jug. which sub
sequent!y identified a old Elizabethan stoup
An offer OF ESQ for Il refused. aid the church
authorities decided TO send II to Christ!es. where
II was sold for 100 guneas. With the proceeds
the authorities have just completed several i'm
portart improvements in tho fine old church. Parts
OF the fabric have been restored. porch has
been erected and the seating accommodation has
been greatly improved
How 1t rts-Tommy-smokln' cigarettes is
Jimnly-G'on: Where ia yer git dat notion?
''Awi he wuz fist strngin' yer"
NO, he wasn't StriDEtn me, he WQZ Strapptn'
OATS how l knows it hurts Catholic Standard
and Times.
The following wedding notice is credited to a
Western weekly newspaper: The bride was born
of honest but welmeaniug parents. and could wa TX
alone at six months; at ten she could run real
fast. and has never slackened her gait. She has
many friends-most OF them dead ones. The happy
couple took bridal trip to Westy, and will be
at home VITA the old until they are kicked
out. The Tribune wishes them long life and hap
piness'
yet he Doesn't That is tob s fas
no feet for it."-(Cleveand Leader.
A japanese youth. who obtained a situation with
an English firm trial. was asked a few days
after his appointment by the cashier to write TO
customer who had owed some money TO the house
for a long time. and who seemed to have no In
tention of paying. Write briefly and politely Z"
said the cashier. but let him understand distinctly
that we expect the money without further delay"
The letter was written. and on the following dav
came n check for the amount due. The surprised
cashier asked the new clerk to show him a copy
OF the letter which had been effectual II ran
thus: Dear Sir: II you do not send US at once
the money you owe us. shall be obliged 10 take
steps which will cause you the utmost astonish-
ment. Respectfully yours
THE ONE CHEAP COMMODITY
LAWYERS receiving much lower than formerly
What matters the raising OF prices
The irmer quotation of ices
{ss Should ~orr Of ny srG@be
Or :eei irritation or grief.
s pag oF F's s s bse
1t t Is nothing snsaso to me that the cherry
And so raised the price of the berry
I'd eat from gray morning to night:
is dearer-Iand likely to be-
Whatever the takers attack. oh.
Its nothing whatever to me,
For I've got a complete compensatto,
For all / may happen to lose '''"
YES b,s sh sofor seems rather surprising
rhg hee healthy ihnn feda aFs sseady rising
-(London Chronicle
The whole number OF members OF the Jananssa
Diet is 379. and of them seven are Christ,ans in
Guiding one Baptist two gresationaIs,. .,s
four Methodsts, The Christian representation ,s
thus in minority OF l to 6I but il Is lnhuonti,1
beyond that proportion. In the population at large
there IS. roughly speaking, only one Christian ~
ten thousand-a little leaven In q great mass bn,
its effect is visible and recognized even nv tbo.a
who not nominay Christians In old yanar
Shintoism, Buddhism and Confucanism all en-
couraged absoutsm and feudalism, while consti,u
tonal government, representative institutio,s o.,
local self government fruits OF Christian civil,
ization. 1t is favored by good MANY who ,naLa
no open profession of II, and is particularly valued
as an instrument OF social and moral reforms II
has long road to travel in that country before
II satisfies the desires Of it's propaeans,.ta hut H.
road is Open and there is no opposition worth sn-ak
Ing of. but rather a spirit of rcceptivity and en-
enlargement.
Keeps ut It.--Percy-I like Miss e,trls awfI,
when when you're conversing with her there are no
Claude.Thats so. When she can't talk sh. zig
1Aes-(Chicago News. S -