New-York tribune., 1904-10-25
THE POINT OF yIEw.

I'm The Cornhin Magazine Alfred sdgwick has
man horse5oSs and s1psins ho% the German hsasiFaq
contrives to i've eheapy by economizns in food,
furniture ana dressl
Oh why did marry my Dolly?
FTem bShes az sn se ard p suu makers
And venders Of feminine friilsi
Her wildly extravagant folly
oh. why ry'0I am I fated to md myself mated
With such an expensive concern:
Now. 13F5s GF5seI he hear r. is as saving
She's thrifty and prudent. digent student
OF all that pertains to the purse;
shs's blessed with positive craving
No tradesrnan can beat her. milliner cheat her
Oh. what would l give to be Hans
Still Dolly has points in her favor
Mere Justice compels me to state:
Tst s 70 SfeTs PS a9iS with IL qHe peny At Of oss pae
I bar a conglomerate favor
OF sausage and chicken and pork
Ioathe eating dishes Of flesh: fowl and fishes
With one and the same knife and fork.
Then Grisers bare chambers distress me:
EIer dingy black stove makes me sigh
study
As sooa as the summer is by:
AInoleGms orsI - always Ss sSi GePrs5ss 5 me me;
And long for sight Of the Turkish delight
OF ny own most particular rug.
can't--to be perfectly candid
Bear Grise IN evening costume:
With her sad flannel blousss find that she rouses
Her woollcn stun frocks may be brande1
as shoddy. aId-daFe [ confess?-
I miss all the traces OF chiffons and laces
That ought to be part of a dress.
When duns are incessantly calling.
w hen balances ny like a dream.
For criseTs close handed regime.
Still her feet look a tribe appalling
II dumping boots-do they not?
And when she has got on her gloves OF white
Ivow that economy 5 rot Punch
country sexton In England oficiated at
clo ty,
OF the obsequies the vicar gently demonstrate
with the old gravedigger saying: Robert you
should not wear q red waistcOat at funeral: YOU
hurt the feelings of the mourners' Robert re-
piled. placing his hand on his breast: We'll. what
does it matter. sir. co long The heart black?'
What She Thought oh julia" exclaimed tho
girl who was carrying weight for age, what do
why, answered julia, uho lived around tho
"Oh. l don't mean that said the other. I haze
had three proposals or marriage since last saw
Indeed reiolned her fair fri4nd. Then there
remembered YOU in his win to the extent Of siS-
C69"-(Chicago News.
The Buffalo News tells of an incident in the
recent visit Of the Archbishop Of Canterbury and
]. Pierpout Morgan 10 Niagara Falls 4 local
Photographer ned taken picture Of tta Arch
bishop
How much are those pictures going to be-"
asked Mr.. Morgan when ii was all over
"One dollar" replied the hopeful PHOTOGRAPHER.
well I wish you'd finish about forty
"Fo-ty." gasped the photographer Mr. Morgan
said he understood rightly
Just as they were about to ascend from the gorge
Mr.. Morgan spisd large group picture. perhaps
two feet square. Turning TO the photographer he
asked the price OF that style
Five dollars said the photographer
Wen, never mind the other replied MI Morgan.
Finish forty OF those larger ones"
The photographer hesltated and then stepped
aside 10 Secretary Rankne of the power company
at tho Falls. "You'n stand good for these won't
you Mr.. Rankine?" he asked.
Yes replied the power man, with smile 1
will but think perhaps that mans credit IS all
right. He's ]. Pierpont Morgan The photos-
rapher seemed reassured
Let Well Enough Alone. - Broker-No more mar.
gin 10 put up? Why, when the account was opened
you told me you well off.
Lamoley-so was. but didn't know n-tAeWn