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The Savannah morning news., 1904-02-26

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Cruisers mt Shanghai.

NHUISOH" IN oHHtI HHes HUT
London, Feb. 26.-In a cablegram
from Shanghai correspondent of the
Daily Mail reports the arrival of the
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DUFFYS PURE MALT wHISKEY

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millions people during the last half century, the
has been discovered.
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JOHN o. WALKER,
SURGEON SOUTHERN RAILWAY
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Consumption than other treatment
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The Savannah morning news., 1904-02-26
BEWARE OF BOGUS GOODS

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Malt Whiskey.
1t is bogus whskey fraud, intended to deceive
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OF when remedy has been before the public so
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The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1904-07-29
POLITICAL OUTLOOK ALL RIGHT.
As An Example Of Close Figuring This
Is Hard to Beat.

Senator Blackburn says that during
the last Congressional campaign in
Kentucky he had visited the closest OF
the districts for the purpose Of look
ing over the ground in person.
While waiting for a train the sena-
tor struck up a conversation with a
bystander who, to judge from his APP
pearance, was a farmer.
Finally Mr.. Blackburn, who was, of
course, quite unknown to the farmer,
asked the latter if there was any news
in the way of politics.
Not much" was the laconic answer.
Il thought hat perhaps there was a
promise of a little excitement during
the coming election" gently insinuated
the senator.
Whereupon the farmer began to
evince an interest. We'll, stranger"
said he, there may be excitement all
right, but we've got EN- beat this time.
They licked us by one vote last fall,
but this time we've got 'em skinned"
do you by that to intimate
that some of the other fellows have
changed?"
Changed nothing!" exclaimed the
farmer with ineffable contempt: "men
in this district don't change their poll
lies have moved in and all of 'em are
Republicans. But NARY a II Of our
fellows is sick this time!"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1904-07-29
Force of SUGGESTION.

He was seated on the edge of a rail-
way platform, with an absent-minded
expression in his whisker-covered
face, and was apparently lost in the
deep contemplation Of nothing.
Two young men who came from the
telegraph Office in the station, where
they had stood at a small window
looking at the man, quickly ap-
preached him.
Your house is on fire and family
in danger" said one of them. Here
comes a train that will take you home.
Get your ticket and jump aboard as
soon as vol AN"
The man sprang to his feet as a
flush came to his face. and the light
OF excitement lit up his eyes. He
ran across the platform, entered the
station and hurried to the ticket win
dow, where the ticket agent present
ed himself.
The a opened his mouth, as
though about to speak, then closed it
again, and, turning from the window.
returned slowly to the platform and
resumed his seat.
He was a homeless, friendless and
penniless tramp who had been sud-
denly aroused from ~lethargy.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1904-07-29
Watch and Prav.


Dur dear Lord bids US watch, He knows
full well
What sore temptations mean from day
to day:
And if we would the notes Of glory
swell,
Then must we daily, hourly. watch and
pray.
And should we catch sweet glimpses of
His face.
And feel the JOY our lips cannot ex-
press,
Yet while rejoicing in His richest grace,
We still must watch, or joys will soon
grow less.
We must not lay our armor down while
here,
For we're beset by foes on every hand:
But with the shield of faith and earnest
pra yer,
We win press on unto the Heavenly
land.
And when We've reached the blissful
shores of Heaven,
When every foes is vanquished, and is
slain,
Abundant entrance will to us be given
Into Christ's kingdom, there with Him
to reign.
Then. then. the peace that howeth as a
And then the rest that is not ours be-
low:
Then notes of praise to His both Gift
and Giver,
In songs of JOY which mortals cannot
know.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1904-07-29
OdelI and the inventor.

When Gov. Odell goes to Newbure
now he is just as familiar with his
old friends as he was before he be.
came governor Of the Empire State.
He has a smile and a handshake for
every one, and usually asks some cues.
tions apropos of his listeners family
occupation or prospects. Last spring
the governor met an old friend Of his
up in Newburg and Immediately asked
how he was getting along on the air
ship he had been working on for years.
The inventor had become disguised
with his mechanical progress, and
when the governor asked If the ma
chine was a complete success he re.
piled: WELL, not quite yet. l have
two things to accomplish before l can
say it is"
What are they?" asked the COVER
nor.
81 have to find how to get my ma
chine up in the air and how to keep
it there."-New York Herald.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1904-07-29

She had gone to feed her swans.
sure of hearty sympathy, told his tale
with great feeling-perhaps even
with a little anger. His grandfather
listened patiently to the youths i'm
patience, but he did not answer ex-
actly to his expectations.
my Joris," he said, so hard it is
to accept what goes against our
wishes. II Cornelia Moran you had
not met, would your fathers desires
DO so impossible to you? Noble and
generous would they not SEEM"
But l have seen Cornelia, and l
love her"
"In too great a hurry are you. Miss
Moran may not love you. She may
refuse ever to love you. Beside this,
in his family her father may not wish
you. A very proud man is Doctor
john"
Faith, sir, l had not thought OF
myself as so very disagreeable."
mo. Vain and self-conident is a
young nan See, then, how many
things may work this way, that way,
and if wise you are you will be quiet
and wait for events. Now l shall just
say a word or two on the other side.
If your father is SO set in his mind
about the Hydes, let him do the JUS
tice to them he wishes to do; but it
is not right that he should make you
do it for him."
"He says that only I can give An
ME Justice"
but that is not good sense. When
the present earl dies, and she is left
an orphan, who shall prevent your
father from adopting her as his own
daughter, and leaving her a daugh-
ter's portion of the estate? In such
cease, she would be in exactly the
same position as if her brother had
lived and become earl. Is not that
So"
Ito be continued.)
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1904-07-29
Proved Bevond a Doubt.

Middlesex, N. Y, July 25.-(Spe-
cial.)-That Rheumatism can be cured
has been proved beyond a doubt by
Mrs. Betsy A. Clawson, well known
here. That Mrs. .Clawson had Rheu-
matism, and had it bad, all her &C
Quaintances know. They also know
she is now cured. Dodd's Kidney Pills
did it. Mrs. Clawson tells the story
of her cure as follows:
Il was an invalid for most i've
years caused by Inflammatory Rheu-
matism. helpless two-thirds of the
time. The first veal l could not do
as much as a baby could do; then l
rallied a little bit and then a relapse.
Then a year ago the govt set in my
hands and feet. l suffered untold
agony and in August. 1903, when my
husband died, l could not ride to the
grave.
Il only took two boxes of DOdd's
Kidney Pills and in two weeks l could
wait on myself and saw my own wood.
l dug my own potatoes and gathered
my own garden last fall. Dodd's Kid
ney Pills cured me-"
Rheumatism is caused by uric acid
in the blood. Dodd's Kidney Pills put
the Kidneys in shape to take all the
uric acid out of the blood.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1904-07-29
HER REWARD.
No Wonder the Bride Was Angry win
Her Husband.

No Wonder the Bride was Angry WIZ"
Her Husband.
1.-THE BRUTE" exclaimed the bride OF
a year.
"Have a cup Of tea, dear" said her
fondest friend, and tell ME all about
it. What has he been doing now?"
"You know l told o he has been
encouraging me in learning to COOK;
has praised my nice little entrees
takes me to the theater as an occa-
sional reward, and all that"
mo good ground for a separation
in that, l imagine" said the dearest
friend, with slight sarcasm.
"Your sympathy is worse than your
tea" retorted the bride, who was OBJ
viously out of sorts. But l am going
to tell you, anyway. Not long g ne
promised me a surprise if | would turn
out a nice dinner, cooked all by my
self, from soup to coffee. Last night
I did so. Everything pleased him.
"'My pet he remarked, 1 believe 1
promised you a surprise on an occa-
sion like this
eyes, darling I answered. oh, do
tell me what it is"
al shall discharge the cook at the
enc of the month"; he added."-New
York Press.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1904-07-29
Vita Nuova.


Long hath she slept, forgetful of delight;
At last. at last, the enchanted princess,
Earth,
Claimed with a kiss by Spring, the ad-
venturer,
In slumber knows the destined lips. and
thrilled
Through all the deeps of her unaging
With passionate necessity of joy,
Wakens, and yields her loveliness to love.
o ancient streams. o far-descended
Full of the futtering of melodious souls;
O hills and valleys that adorn your
In solemn jubilation: winds and clouds.
Ocean and land in stormy nuptials
n all exuberant creatures that acclaim
The Earth's divine renewal; 10. ! too
With yours would mingle somewhat OF
glad song,
I too nave come through wintry terrors-
Through tempest and through cataclysm
Have come and am delivered. Me the
Me also, dimly with new life hath
touched.
And with regenerate hope, the salt Of
life:
And | would dedicate these thankful
To whatsoever power bene1cent,
Yelled though his countenance. undl-
vulged his thought,
Hath led me from the haunted darkness
forth
Into the gracious air and vernal morn.
And suffers me to know my spirit a note
OF this great chorus, one with bird and
stream
And voiceful mountain-nay. q string.
how Jared
And all but broken! Of that Tyre OF life
Whereon himself, the master harp play.
Resolving ell its mortal
TO one immortal and most perfect strain,
Harps without pause, building with song
the world.
William Watson.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1904-07-29
THIS HOLDS THE RECORD.
Southern Men Tell Of Some Wonder.
full Railroad TRAVELLING.

full Railroad Travelling.
A group Of railroad men were talk
ing about the fastest rides they ever
experienced, says the New Orleans
Times-Democrat. One man in relat-
ing his experiences, said: ACROSS
bayous and through marshes we rush.
ed like mad. When we reached the
Rigolets the most remarkable think l
ever saw took place. The train WAS
travelling so fast it sucked the water
up behind it as 1t rushed across the
trestle, and l could hear the fishes
grOan as we few over this neck of
the gulf. Most remarkable thing l
ever saw in the way of fast runs"
And he ]apsed into silence.
II am glad you reminded me Of that
rum" said another member of the
group. Il had forgotten the incident.
l a vouch for all you say, for l was
on the back end of the last coach,
and the water which was sucked in be-
hind the train by the vacuum almost
washed me overheard, but l held on
all right, and when we made the cross
ing and the waters had receded. I
picked up on the platform of the rear
coach the finest bunch of fish | ever
saw. They were no doubt the fish
you heard groaning."
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1904-07-29

Although George w. Vanderbilt
owns what is probably the greatest es.
tate in this country at Biltmore, N. c..
he still holds the old ancestral farm on
Staten island against all attempts to
buy it. Mr.. Vanderbilt rarely goes
there, but 1t was the favorite summer
home of his mother, and it was the
first country home purchased by the
old commodore. grandfather Of the
present owner. An offer has recently
been made for the farm by an amuse-
ment company, but Mr.. Vanderbilt
gave the answer that many other
would-be purchasers received: 1.-THE
farm is not for SALE"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1904-07-29
Yes, He Had a Nose.

A friend of Senator Patrick M. Nc.
Carren Of Brooklyn told the following
story about him at the Hoffman house
a few days ago:
Senator McCarren went into a res.
taurant near the capitol in Albany a
few weeks ago and ordered some fish.
When it al placed before him he
sat back in his chair and looked in
dignant.
what do you mean by bringing
such fish to a gentleman" he asked
Of the colored waiter.
"Bes' fish in Albany, Sah," he re-
piled.
"Have you such a thing as a nose?"
inquired the senator angrily.
"Deed has, Sah," said the waiter.
"Well, can't you smell the fish,
them"
Smell de fish, Sah?" repeated the
waiter. Use been smellin' de ash
Ter . week."-New York Times.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1904-07-29
THOUGHT TASK EASY
ATTEMPT OF CITY MAN TO MILK
A COW.
inexperienced Individual Quit the Job
After Furnishing Amusement for
the Farm People-Job Is One That
Requires Skill.

"Most city persons" said a million
aire amateur farmer, labor under the
impression that to milk a cow is easy.
There could be no greater mistake.
Milking requires a peculiar move
ment of the wrist, which, il not
learned in ones youth, seldom IS
learned afterward. Some cows are
more easily MIXED than others, but
even in the case of the Easy ones it
has to be done in a certain way or
not at all. have known some mex
p%erienced persons to acquire the
movement after a few trials, but they
found it imposed such an unnatural
strain on the muscles Of the wrist
that they seldom essayed a second
attempt.
81 had a young fellow from the city
out at my place one summer who had
the idea that it was az easy to get
milk as it was to drink it. As a usual
thing we don't let an inexperienced
person try to milk a cow, for there IS
nothing that will dry her up quicker
than to be made the subject of eXper-
iments; but this young fellow was so
dead certain hat he knew all about
it that I took him out to h shed one
evening after the cows had been
sanctioned and were placidly MUNICH
ing their grain, and told him to go
ahead and see what he could do.
"When he looked at the long line
of animals, and saw them switching
their tails and now and then kicking
at a fly, his heart seemed to fail him.
"T can't sit down in here at the
beginning he protested; cant we
take one of them outside"
In order to humor him l chased an
easy mixer out into the yard, and
then handed him a stool and a pail.
He stood gazing at the COW thought
fully.
"'Well?' finally asked.
"'Well?' said he.
HE looked very unhappy. To tell
you the TRUTH he at last blurted out,
L am-er-a person of some-er-
that is-delicacy, and or such short
acquaintance, you know, II don't
like to take He came to a dead
stop.
"'Bah!' l said.
THAT apparently stung him into &C.
ton, for he sat down on the stool like
a man who seats himself in an cleo
trio chair. Then he closed his eyes
and started in. A few seconds later
he opened his eyes, and you never
saw a man SO b~ewildered. There was
nothing doing. He looked up at me
in piteous appeal.
"'She-she-er-doesn't seem to
have any, he said.
cat that laughed outright, and he
got up as mad as a wet hen.
"'Now, don't get excited I said,
soothingly. Let me show you how
to do it.
"Well, after l illustrated to him
how easy it was, he tried it again. He
toiled valiantly for ten minutes with
out result, and then, CHANGING to look
up, he saw he was providing enter.
tainment for practically the entire
population of the farm. At that he
arose, kicked the pail against the
fence and hurried into the house to
battle his wrists with witch hazel"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1904-07-29
Three Times and Out.

Little Eddie had just returned from
a juvenile party, to which be had been
allowed to go after promising that he
would endeavor to restrain his appe-
tite while at the table. His mother
questioned him, and Eddie assured her
that he had behaved becomingly.
when Mrs. Brown asked me to
have another piece of cake, | replied
No. thanks" he said.
did she again ask you?"
Yes. Then | told her had enough.
After awhile she once more asked me
to have a piece"
What did you answer"
Il said what dad always says-I told
her to take the darn stuff away
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1904-07-29

"Do you know. Cornelia. grand.
mother?"
"Well, then, I have seen her; more
than once. A great beauty think
her, and Doctor John has money
| plenty Of money-and a very good
| family are the Morans. Now, then,
thy grandfather is coming; thy trou-
BILE tell to him. Good advice he will
give thee"
Senator Van Heemskirk, however,
went first into his garden and gath
ering great handfuls Of white mar
cisses and golden daffodils, he called
a slave woman and babe her carry
them to the Semple house and lay
them in and around his friends cof-
fin.
With these preliminaries neither
Joris nor Lysbet interfered; but
when he had lit his long pipe and
seated himself comfortably in his
chair, Lysbet said:
Where hast thou been all this
afternoon?"
Il have been sealing up my friends
desk and drawers until his sons ar
rive. Very happy he looks. He is
row n of those that know"
Il wonder, Joris, if in the next life
we shall know each other?'
My Lysbet, in this life do we know
each other?"
II think not. Here has come our
dear Joris full of trouble to thee, for
his father has said such things as I
could not have believed. Joris, tell
thy grandfather what they are"
And this time George, being very
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1904-07-29
RACE DONE?
Not a Bit Of It.

MOI a BIZ OF t.
A man who thought his race was
run made a food find that brought
him back to perfect health.
Zone year age / was unable to per-
form any labor and in fact I was told
by my physicians that they could do
nothing further for me. was fast
sinking away, for an attack of grip
had left my stomach SO weak it could
not digest any food sufficient to keep
me alive.
There I was just wasting away,
growing thinner every day and weak
err, really being snuffed out simply be-
cause l could not get any nourishment
from food.
"Then my sister got after me to
try Grape-Nuts food which had done
much good for her and she finally per-
suaded me and although no other food
had done me the least bit of good my
stomach handled the Grape-Nuts from
the first and this food supplied the
n~ourishment l had needed. In three
months I was SO strong | moved from
Albany to San Francisco and now on
nv three meals Of ~Grape-Nuts and
cream every day l am strong n Wig
orous and do fifteen hours work.
II believe the s!ckest person in the
world could do as l do, eat three
meals of nothing but Grape-Nuts and
cream and soon be on their feet again
in the flush of best health like me.
"Not only anna in perfect physical
health again but my brain is stronger
and clearer than it ever was on the
old diet. hope you will write to the
names I send you about Grape-Nuts
for I want to see my friends well and
strong.
"Inst think that a year ago l was
diving. but to-day. although am over
55 years OF age, most people take me
- no less than 40. and l feel Just as
vo,ne as Hook" Name given by Pos.
tum Co.. Battle Creek. Mich.
There's a reason.
Look for the little book. THE Road
70 Melville" in each pkg.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1904-07-29
Too Personal.

Mrs. Nexdoor-Our church choir re-
signed In . body last Sunday morn
ing.
Mrs. Homer-Why. what was the
trouble?
Mrs. Nexdoor-They objected to the
ministers personal remarks. After
singing the first hymn he opened the
Bible and chose for his text, Acts. XXX:
"And after the uproar had ceased"
&C.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1904-07-29
! few minutes General Hyde
He watched his sons angry carriao'

He watched his sons angry carriage.
remained silent, then he said with
much feeling, peace to the old Tory!
He was onc very kind to me and
my family. Who told you this news?"
7 Was walking on Broadway with
young McAllister and Doctor Moran
stopped US and sent word to Elder
4cAllister Of the death Of his FRIEND
Was Doctor Moran his physi-
Giant"
Yes, Dir. ! had the honor Of spend
lng N evening at Doctor Moran's
house this week; and il you will be-
Ieve ne, III, he has a daughter that
shanes every other beauty"
- love again, 0Aorae?"
This time desperately and really.
= lore. + has come to this- wish
= marry Mis- Moran. and I never
Wished Y marry any other woman"
~You Aavs 1orsottsn- Ana hv
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1904-07-29
Many Mark Hanna Stories.

A newspaper clipping bureau In
New York has collected STA news
paper stories about the late Senator
Hanna since his death. On an order
from Elmer Dover Mr.. Burelle. the
proprietor, has arranged these clip
pings in an album. consisting of 1872
pages. It will consist Of eight vol
umes and 1t will contain matter equal
to 1S,821.636 words.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1904-07-29
Had Only a TablecIoth.

Eyes, that is a statue of Virgil. He
was a great Roman poet"
WAS that the reason he couldn't at
ford to wear pants" asked little Wal
do.-Chicago Record-H Herald.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1904-07-29
A PhjIoSopher.

Elder Dippem-Brudder Sniff, what
TO- yO' allus a-singin'?
Brother Smith-To keek nah mind
FUN dwellin' on a thoughts
Judge.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1904-07-29
Financially Tangible.

Sam-Don't o believe in anything
connected with S~piritualism?
Dan-Yes, l believe you can gull a
lot Of people with it.-Exchange.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1904-10-04

TOPIC TIPS

There IS nothing under the sun that
doesn't come In burnt orange.
Braided suede is going to be a much
used trimming.
The shiny black bag is best for the girl
who can have but one.
Il r. settled that the shirt waist suit IS
70 stay with as all winter.
Have the new skirt cut just TO escape
the ground ali around.
heel as high as good sense allows is
the fan edlct Of fashion.
Stirring and shocking have a new
lease Of life in the silk and velvet tur-
hans prepared for winter.
More than even modish viii be the
smart little toque fashioned from the
gown material
The new blouses have very little full
ness.
4 new silk is called cote de cheval, %
from its likeness TO the glossy coat OF q
weIl-groomed horse.
Think OF wearing Exposition stockings
with Louisiana Purchase. 1870" stamp
ed across the 'front.'
The faddish girl now wears a narrow
coiored leather strap buckIed about her
neck.
Why fail bargains should appear as
soon as the last cent has been spent on
vacations IS something a woman viii
never understand.
Perhaps the greatest autumn novelty
is the separate waist trimmed in a con
trastlng color. II is in every smart col
lection.