Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-03-26


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She Wonld You he willing 10 dio
for me- He why, Pm dyina FOR
you now Town and country.
Bank Examiner Where is the cash
Ter? gone 10 take rest? President
No, he's gone 10 avoid arrest-Bos-
ton Globe.
Kitty Constance has been painted
by Nr Gamhorge She Is delighted
with it. Naudc sec. ii is IA picture
rather than a portrait Boston Tran
script
Miss Summit How that young Mon
roe girl has improved Miss Palisadc
Hasn't she? why. ! can remember
when she wss such modest little
thing Ex
The Slayer Isn't it hard 10 lose
your daughtcr;' No, not this one;
could have married her off n year ago.
II is her older sister that's hard 10
lose Houston Post
SchoolmjstrcsS johnnie. who was IL
that PROMPTED you then? heard some
Please, ma'am, } expect it was his
! fory repeatin' itself again
! Fhiune 0b wish had your voice!
/ fhickke No doubt you would enjoy
Iu~jng it, Gimme No, faint that: but
/ / was thinking il it were mine / could
4 stop il when liked iii Bits
I tndsonted Have taxpayers no
rights: demanded the inpassioned or
ator. Certainly" replied man in
the back row; they have the right 10
Ipay taxes "- Detroit Free Press
Molly When You spoke 10 papa did
1ml tell him you'd got fifty pounds ia
! the bank ,:eOrgc Yes, darling.
Molly hud what did he say2 George
He borrowed it, Boston Globe.
no Won think, then, that men lie
seconded from chimpanzeesT asked
Willie Washington Some did" an
,Nered Miss Cayenne, "and some mere
~ remained stationary 49, Washington
Star.
HannIgan Sure, these scales is no
good az all fur me. They only weigh
M to two hundred pounds, an Orm
near 20 two hundred and fifty Elan
nigan Wen, man alive, can't We Pii
on thin twice?
A Seft Heart: Freddy Roo hoo,
SisSys gonc and Killed that little ny
on the window Mother --Im glad 10
sec my little Freddy Is so tender-heart-
ed Freddy II isn't that w.wanted
/ 10 k-kill Il myself Pick Me Up.
And what did YOU say" asked The
! caller. WHOM he told you that your
, pie wasu't like The pie his mother used
. 80 makeF We'll" replied The hostess,
with 4 toss Of her head, ~ made few
remarks like my mother used 80
/ make. Syracuse Herald.
"tiuh!" grnmbled Mr. Skinnay, vine
WIS being Internationally crowded by
The Jolly looking FAT man ia the trolley
car these cars should charge by
weight Think sof' replied the Eat
man; then they wouldn't think II
worth while 10 stop for you phia-
dolphin Pubic ledger.
4 countryman and his son put up
{
town. Old gent comes down from his
room al midnight and says 10 the night
CLERK: Has my son come In YETI"
Night Clerk -t;ucss not. Haven't secn
him. Old Gent Well, you needn't set
mp for him any longer
The woman was doing her shipping.
The counter jumper handed her n pack
nge, AMI she slowly turned away. DO
J need anything clsef" Ahp absent
nindetlly asked. You have inst
bought some lawn" yentured The
clerk; don't Won think you will need
come hose Princeton Tiger.
Every doctor knows the man and
woman who try 10 extract free med
teal advice. One such inquirer greet.
I'D an eminent physician with this
remark II hear fish IL an excellent
brain food DO you think soT' Tex
rellent." was the reply. but in your
"ase it seems n pity 10 waste the
hshw
Strong on Etiquette. Bnl--Oh, yes,
he's great on etiquette Jiil-Is that
right? Bill Surei Why he was tell
ing mo only yesterday that if man
Is smoking while walking down tho
street with lady, the cigar should al
ways be IN the side Of the mouth fur
tlcst removed from tbe lady - Boston
Transcript
An Accommodating Cook: Mrs. A lat
The 'phonc)-Wait minute tiil ask
Bridget. IF she has no objections III
be delighted 10 lunch with you to.mor-
row. "A moment later: Oh, hello! Mrs
b. Veg, ] can. Bridget says / can
Isfes it lovely? Thanks, ever so much
Good by Mrs b. (sohloguizing enyi-
onslyl-What wouldn't give for
.ook ike that.-Detroit Free Press
Never heard what broke up their
friendship Dear mel ! thought ey-
,ly one bad heard that Brown is en-
gagged. you know" "Oh, yesi pye
hoard that Wnu Whit IN Iovo .....l