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The Coconino sun., 1904-04-02
Trasedy h Miniature.

"Father, if you insist that I marry this man, for whom I have not a spark of love--if you are de- termined-"
 ''I am determined" interrupted the father.
 "And my happiness-my tears-my prayers-will not move you?"
 "Not move."
 ''Then, cold, cruel, heartless, sell fish, unfeeling, unnatural father then sir, 1t only remains for me to- to-"
 What remains for her will never be told in that "laughiest" of all farrell cal comedies, IA Wise Woman" which will be presented in this city in the near future by Louise Carter and she wonders if 'The matches that are the result of love must be the product of a trust" McMillan hall, April 9th,
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Notice to Public.

Having sold my store l wish to thank my many friends for their pa- tronage during the time I have been in business in Flagstaff. Any who are indebted to me and who do not find it convenient to settle their ac- counts before leave will kindly pay the same to Mir. F. c. Reid, with whom said accounts will be left for collec- tion. w. Fl. TIMERHOFF.
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ser,ou. Stomach Trouble Cured.

was troubled with a distress in my stomach, sour stomach and vomiting spells, and can truthfully say that Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver Tablets cured me.--Mrs. T. V. Will jams, Laingsburg, Mich. These tab lets are guaranteed to cure any case of stomach trouble of this character. For sale by all druggists.
The Coconino sun., 1904-04-02

"I have used Chamberlain's Stom- ach and Liver Tablets with most sat- isfactory results," says Mrs. F. l.. Phelps, Houston, Texas. For indi- gestion, biliousness and constipation these tablets are most excellent. Sold by all druggists.
The Coconino sun., 1904-04-02
The Limited Log Book

In the buffet car of each Cali fornia Limited train on the Santa Fe there is a ''log book" in which passengers are asked to record their impressions of the service.
 Here is one impression: "I was on the first California Linn ited train leaving San Francisco for Chicago. Was so impressed with the good service, splendid attention and fine climate that on my four trips since to New York I always take this grand- est of all American trains." LEWIS D. WALLENSTEIN,
 With s. N. Wood & Co.,,
 San Francisco, Cal. The California Limited is best advertised by those who have tried it.
The Coconino sun., 1904-04-02
LETTER LIST.

List of letters remaining in the post office, uncalled for, for the week end- ing April 1, 1904: Anderson, Albert Allen, John Corken, J D Dupuy, Ross Hilson, c w w Johnson, c F Johnson, OJ Morton, E G OBrien, Mary Perry, Leon Rensis, J c
 MEXICAN LIST. Arrieta, Juan Chares, Lolo Gonzales, Floran Guena, Franquilis Jaramillo, Rozalis Marines, Thomas When inquiring for the above mail, please say advertised"
 T. J. COALTER, P. NJ.
The Coconino sun., 1904-04-02

Read the new advertisement of J Herman in this issue of the SUN.
The Coconino sun., 1904-04-02
Eastman kodaks and photo supplies at Eastern prices at Babbitts'.

Eastman kodaks and photo supplies at Eastern prices at Babbitts'.
 John Hance, of the Grand Canyon, spent several days here this week.
 For sale--5x7 Memo camera, with case and tripod. Inquire at Sun of flee.
 Leave your orders for J. s. Wright's s express with B. Hoch. All orders promptly attended to. Telephone 70.
 For sale, dishes, glassware, sewing machine and few other articles. h. quire of Mrs. Green at the Lind house.
 George E. Sullivan returned this week from an enjoyable trip to Mex ico. He expects to leave in a few days on trip to Peru, South Amer ica.
 Flagstaff Lodge No. 499, B. P. O. E., held an annual election of officers Tuesday. The new officers are: Thos. A. Rickel, exalted ruler; Leo Yer kamp, esteemed leading knight; B. A. Cameron, loyal knight; Thos. De- vine, lecturing knight; E. s. Miller, secretaty; A. F.. Douglass, treasurer; V. V. Merino, tyler; c. H. McGonigle and F. J. Stein, trustees. The officers will be installed at the next meeting and a social session will follow. Dr. E. s. Miller was chosen delegate to tbe Grand Lodge, B. P. o. E.
 Frank Nevin, the we'll known depu- ty sheriff from Jerome, came to town evening accompanied by that prince of good fellows whom everybody in the county we'll knows, Tom Drum. The gentlemen above mentioned came in on horseback to one Jackson who is wanted in Jerome on charge of embezzle- ment. Jackson was arrested by Sher- iff Johnson on telegram from Mir. Nevin, who at once took him back to Jerome to answer the charge against him.
 The services in the Methodist church tomorrow will be as follows: Sunday School at 10 a. m., after which the regular Easter programme of the Sun day school will be held in place of the preaching. All the parents and friends are invited to this service Epworth League will be held at the usual hour in the evening followed by preaching. The evening sermon will be upon the subject of the resurrec- ton of Christ, pledge of our resur- rection. The church will be elabor ately decorated for the occasion. A welcome is extended to all who may attend.
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A stock of Butterick patterns { Rabbit Bros. dry-goods depot. B
The Coconino sun., 1904-04-02

John Hance, of the Grand Canyon, spent several days here this week.
The Coconino sun., 1904-04-02

In card in the Gem A. J. Diamond withdraws his name from the Peoples s ticket as candidate for the town council and declines to accept the of flee if elected.
The Coconino sun., 1904-04-02

J. c. Richardson, who is now a fireman on the Santa Fe on the Wins low-Gallup division, is spending few days in Flagstaff.
The Coconino sun., 1904-04-02

Parties desiring cedar posts in any quantity can be supplied by address ing the SUN office. 2Stf
The Coconino sun., 1904-04-02

For the month of March the county recorder filed and recorded 666 in- struments and paid the county treas- urer's account fees on same SlO5S. 55.
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Among the Williamites who did business in Flagstaff this week were Geo. H. Barney, X. N. Sleeves, J. E. GilsOn, Chas. A. Cover, E. T. Phelan.
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Edgar A. Brown, who has been in charge of the McAdam Indian trad ing post north of Winslow for some time past, returned to Flagstaff this week.
The Coconino sun., 1904-04-02

J. B. Patterson, a prominent wool grower of Apache county, was here on business Wednesday.
The Coconino sun., 1904-04-02

Fire Insurance-The Arizona Gen. tral Bank represents number of the largest American and English com panies.
The Coconino sun., 1904-04-02
LOCAL BREvlTlES.

Buy Brownie kodak, $l, at Bab- \ bitt Bros. ! Niles J. Cameron came in from Bright Angel trail yesterday.
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PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH ITEMS.

You are invited to attend the East CT sunrise prayer meeting Sunday morning at o'clock.
 The sermon Sunday morning will be appropriate to Easter, and spe- cial anthem is in preparation by the choir. Notice of the evening service is given below.
 There will be special service in the Sunday school next Sunday morning. All members of the school as we'll as all others not attending school else where, are urged to attend.
 The Young Peoples meeting next Sunday evening will take up the events at the close of the year of pop ularity in Jesus ministry. The Scripture passage is Mark, 9th chap ter, and parallel passages. 1t has been decided to continue the studies in the life of Christ, and all members are urged to make special prepara- tion for the meetings.
 Through the courtesy of the board of school trustees of the Flagstaff district, the examination on the Sun day School lessons of the past quar- ter will be held in Miss Wallace's room in the Emerson school, Satur- day afternoon at 3:3O o'clock. The examinations are open to anyone who wishes to participate, whether mem- Der of our Sunday School or any other.
 The service on Sunday evening at the hour for preaching service will be musical. The following is the pro- gram as proposed:
 Anthem ..... .................C Choir. Hymn. ......... Congregation. Scripture Reading and Prayer. Solo. .......... Mrs. Hurst. Quartet. ....... ...........M Mrs. Reid,
 Miss Huntsman, Messrs. Hall and
 Blair.
 ooio. MT. olOdu. Duet. ..... Mrs. Reid and Mir. Blair. Solo. Mrs. Coffin. Hymn. ....... -. Congregation. Solo,. ......... MT. Blair. Anthem. .......... ........... Choir. Solo. ... .............M Mir. Hall. Hymn ................ Congregation.
 A cordial invitation is given to all to attend this service.
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BOarding-Wanted few boarders. Inquire of Mrs. Pat White, Agassiz street, opposite depot.
The Coconino sun., 1904-04-02

For sale--5x7 Memo camera, with case and tripod. Inquire at Sun Of- fee.
The Coconino sun., 1904-04-02

LOCAL BREWlTlES. Buy a Brownie kodak, s1, at Bab- bitt Bros. ! Niles J. Cameron came in from Bright Angel trail yesterday.
 Read the new advertisement of J. Herman in this issue of the SUN.
 A stock of Butterick patterns at Rabbit Bros. dry-goods depot. 23tf
 Parties desiring cedar posts in any quantity can be supplied by address ing the SUN office. 2Stf
 Fire Insurance-The Arizona Gen. tral Bank represents number of the largest American and English com panies.
 Boarding-Wanted a few boarders. Inquire of Mrs. Pat White, Agassiz street, opposite depot.
 J. B. Patterson, a prominent wool grower of Apache county, was here on business Wednesday.
 J. c. Richardson, who is now a fireman on the Santa Fe on the Wins low-Gallup division, is spending few days in Flagstaff.
 Among the Williamites who did business in Flagstaff this week were Geo. H. Barney, X. N. Sleeves, J. E. GilsOn, Chas. A. Cover, E. T. Phelan.
 For the month of March the county recorder filed and recorded 666 in- struments and paid the county treas- urer's account fees on same slO5S.55.
 Edgar A. Brown, who has been in charge of the McAdam Indian trad ing post north of Winslow for some time past, returned to Flagstaff this week.
 In card in the Gem A. J. Diamond withdraws his name from the Peoples ticket as a candidate for the town council and declines to accept the of- flee if elected.
 Miss Ruth Barrett is visiting Miss Beasley this week. Miss Barrett is on her way to her home in Pasadena, Cal, from Denver, Col, where she has been visiting relatives.
 Frank w. Payne opened the Hotel Weatherford bar this morning. He will keep only first-class goods and will endeavor to make it a popular resort. He invites his friends and former patrons of the bar, to call.
 w. H. Timerhoff Tuesday sold his drug stock to the Cover Drug com pany, of which Charles A. Cover, of Williams, is president. The new firm will continue business here with c. w. Buck as manager. The company has drug store in Flagstaff, Williams and Winslow.
The Coconino sun., 1904-04-02

Miss Ruth Barrett is visiting Miss Beasley this week. Miss Barrett is on her way to her home in Pasadena, Cal, from Denver, Col, where she has been visiting relatives.
The Coconino sun., 1904-04-02

w. H. Timerhoff Tuesday sold his drug stock to the Cover Drug com pany, of which Charles A. Cover, of Williams, is president. The new firm will continue business here with c. w. Buck as manager. The company has drug store in Flagstaff, Williams and Winslow.
The Coconino sun., 1904-04-02

Leave your orders for J. s. Wright's express with B. Hoch. All orders promptly attended to. Telephone 70.
The Coconino sun., 1904-04-02

Frank w. Payne opened the Hotel Weatherford bar this morning. He will keep only first-class goods and will endeavor to make it a popular resort. He invites his friends and former patrons of the bar, to call.
The Coconino sun., 1904-04-02

For sale, dishes, glassware, sewin and few other articles. h quire of Mrs. Green at the Lind house
The Coconino sun., 1904-04-02

A cordial invitation is given to all to attend this service.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1904-10-18

man for the Milwaukee, accompanied !
by his wife, is visiting friends Ind
Chicago.
Superintendent q. Laas, Of the Mil
waukee, returned Sunday from ~
business trip to Chicago.
Carl Collins, operator at the Burling.t
ton freight depot, visited Sunday with
friends in Chicago.
Henry Zulauf clerk at the Burling-
ton freight depot, visited over Sunday
in Chicago.
J. G. Finesey, agent of the Rock
Island, is on the sick list today.
A. w. Palmer, trucker at the Bur
lington freight depot, has returned
from a visit with friends at Mt.
Pleasant.
q. H. Hartman, the railroad mag.
nate, has begun the erection Of splen.
did residence, at Arden, near Middle.
town, N. Y. The house is to be solid
granite, $50 feet long and 1870 feet
wide, two stories in height and hay-
ing fifty rooms. The structure and
terraces will occupy three acres.
Yoshio Kinoshita, general passenger
agent of the imperial government
railways of Japan, has arrived at San
Francisco He will make a thorough
study OF American railroad methods In
SO far as they apply to passenger de-
Dartment affairs, and expects to spend
two years in this country and Europe.
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S I D E LIG FL T S
from regular statute Of some Of the

from regular statute of some OF the
Philippine Islands.
However. some of the London
merchant tailors have had to, go, into
the pantatorium business.
The situation has put tfrts "a I 1sgS tsa a
studying the political conditions and
last week one was interviewed.
"In all my experience" said a West
End tailor, with an essentially smart
set clientele, II have never known
such a pressure in the repair and rem
ovation line. Society is short OF
money. Ordinary business is slack.
but we are inundated with. repair or
ders Goats are sent to be refined, re-
silked, cleaned and pressed. Trousers
have to be turned up, and you may not
believe it. sometimes re-seated. am
referring to some of my best custom.
ers. who few years ago would never
have entertained such ideas.
"Often enough the clothes are quite
past repair and we are obliged to
point this out to our patrons. In
such cases the order was to send them
to the Salvation army now 1t is to-
send them back.
"They wear these patched up gars
ments themselves.
1.-THE only thing now that will give
society plenty of money is for the
United States to adopt free trade. SO
we can sell our goods over there and
bring the money over here" /,
Verify. London society is In des
plorable condition. No money, mo-
drinks, no clothes, and hard winter
coming on, too. i
q D g II
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Here's hard lines.

Heres hard lines. According 10
the late dispatches, the London snob-
ocracy is about "up against it."
Last week the report from London
, was that society" was SO short of
ready cash. that it had to erase the
wine numbers from the banquet menu.
The cablegram stated that it had been
so long since any of the dukes, counts,
Cor no 'counts), or lords or other Eng
lish financial wrecks, had been able
to cop out an American heiress, and
take her and her money over to Lon
don, that the interest rate was likely
| to be raised.
That's certainly bad state Of af-
fairs. The idea that an English society
swell should have to cut down on his
daily consumption of booze" is an
awful thing.
| This takes away from him the OPP
portunity of getting in condition to
even imagine himself rich. To be shy
on real money, is tough, to be sure,
but to be deprived of even liquid hal
lucination is certainly the limit of
poverty.
Now, while most any fairminded
man, who is not dyspeptic, will adj
NIT that it is rather hard on London
society to have to cut out the whis-
key, it is certainly rubbing it in, when
London swells can't get any new
! clothes He has to get pap's coat and
pants cut down. also have his own
last years suit rejuyenated, dyed, half
soled and otherwise fixed up to COM
ply with that section Of common law
which says he must wear clothes. In
this, the English law differs slightly
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opposition party holding that it would
be better to make the whole line a
government line, and questioning the
wisdom of building the eastern section
at all. But whatever happens, 1t is
certain that within a few years there
will be new line of railway from Win
nipeg to the Pacific coast. The exact
route of the Grand Trunk Pacific is
not yet known, four different surveys
having been made, and very satisfac-
tory results have been attained in
gradients and curvature. 1t is said
that from Lake Superior to the Sas-
katchewan river the grades will not
exceed sixteen feet to the mile, and
the curvature will not be greater than
three degrees This line is to pass
through Edmonton and in a general
way will lie between the main line of
the Canadian Northern.
Railroad Notes.
Ross Vance, foreman Of the Bur
lington freight depot, has severely
burned hand, as the result of an ac.
cident while starting fire with the
aid of kerosene.
A party of Houston and Texas
Central officials passed through the
city Sunday morning on Milwaukee
No. 8, in their special car, enroute
home from business visit in Chicago.
F. c. Mcmillan, division freight
agent of the Wabash, at Des Moines,
was business visitor in the city
Saturday
o. C.. Kenney, foreman of the Mil.
waullee down town yards, left Satur.
day night for st. Louis. for visit
with friends and to attend the Worlds
fair.
William Rutherford, night switch.
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When to Commence.

Very often persons are afflicted
with kidney disease and do not realize
the fact until those organs are partial
ly destroyed. and that is why kidney
diseases are so generally considered
fatal. When you have headaches, back.
aches. dizziness and capricious appe.
tite. commence at once the use of 70.
leys Kidney Cure and you will escape
the dangers of kidney disease.
For sale by w, ID, Elliott, Druggist
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1904-10-18
THE PIANO CONTEST
Shows Many Changes During the Past Week,
Interest More Than Usual.
Anything Worth Possessing is Certainly
Worth Working For.

me TENN week the Courier Piano Sewing Machine
presents many changes
contestants
eient evidence of the closeness of contest.
It Is the following gathering losing
Week. which could
be the owner of standard the Arthur King
sanHal Singer sewing machine
al the contestants
are asked TO canvass getting payments
any part OF Ottumwa, o the
Evelyn Field occupies position
Bertha WEIGH has place;
h mas also gained
cp he polon
pachs h IN the ninth position Daisy Fowler
having gone from No IL
from NO IL to 49,
IN poluon ~ having been No 49, Ethel
previous is now No 49,
NO ~ 10 NO 9 Blanche
moved position
occupied NO 20 the previous
remainder of the
Dahlonega, moving from No to No 4 $500 =
in the division outside Wapeo
Close cons queny few changes in this division
question, - ' ~N
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OUTSIDE or WAPELLO COUNTY

1-FLoRENcE TAYLOR, BATAVIA.
2-kATHLEEN M'GILL, DouDs-LEANDo.
ELENA GRIFFIN, ALBA.
4coRA eoNTERMAN, COUNTY LINE.
5-JENNIE DAVIDSON, MYSTIC.
e-BEssIE THOMAS, HITEMAN.
7-PEARL WoRTHAM, EDDYvILLE.
s-FRANkIE sWINNEY, r. r. D. NO I, FLoRls.
ELENA DRUMMoND, HIGHLAND.
BRUINS, slGoURNEY.
11-GLADYs LAcAMP, PULASKI.
12-EFFIE BECK, JEFFERSON COUNTY.
fs-HELEN WOLF, BIRMINGHAM.
14-NoRA vickRoY, CHARLTON.
15-BEULAH SMITH, slGoURNEY.
1e-ALIcE NELSON, MONROE COUNTY.
17-ERlLLA WOLF, MoRAvIA.
MILLER, KNOXVILLE.
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CITY OF OTTUMWA

f-EVELYN FIELD, 1901 NORTH WAPELLo STREET.
2-AMY TEARNEY, 227 NORTH wAPELLo STREET.
s3--RUTH BLANK, s26 HAcksERRY STREET.
4--DENA HEATHER, 317 WEST PARK AVENUE.
5-kATHRYN MATHER, 321 NORTH JEFFERSON STREET.
e-BERTHA WEIGH, 7os NORTH ASH STREET.
7--cEcIL kELLEHER 62s WEST MECHANIC STREET.
s-VERA cAuGHLAN, 11o SOUTH COURT STREET. 80
e-vERA OLDHAM, $40 EAST SECOND STREET,
fo-DAIsY FOWLER, GIL PLUM STREET.
11-EvA GIBBONS, 21o RoEMER STREET.
12-MAMIE STARK, 42o CENTER AVENUE.
fa-NELLIE PEARL PRICE, PARK AVENUE, FAlRVlEW. :
14-FREDERcA MILLER, $40 NORTH GREEN STREET. =
15-eoLDIE cADE, 11s WEST SECOND STREET.
.1e-HAzEL KNOX 1o4 SHERIDAN AVENUE.
17-LuclLLE HAsTY, 1914 NORTH DAVIS STREET
1s-ETHEL PAsNAu, 2o5 NORTH MARKET STREET,
ts--AMY LOVING MoWREY's ADDITION
2o-5LANcHE HoURIHAN, ZIP EAST MAIN
2f--NELLiE EAeAN eas HAYNE STREET.
22-JUNE SLATER, 1926 MABEL STREET.
2a-GENEViEVE VAN GENT, 1925 PLUM STREET.
24-BoNNlE sAYLEs All CHURCH STREET.
25-cLARA TINsELEY, 200 SOUTH ADELLA STREET.
26-EDlTH EDMuNDs, $50 FELLOWS STREET.
27-ZANA TABLER, s2s SOUTH ASH STREET.
2e-MARE PIcKENs, 2o1 NORTH MARKET STREET.
29-GENEVIEVE BALLAGH 1117 WEST SECOND STREET.
3o-MAUDE BAKER, 1885 EAST MAIN STREET.
31-STELLA MINToNYE, All SOUTH WARD STREET.
32-EDNA BucE, 11s NORTH WELLER STREET.
q 33--ANGELlNE GILTNER, 1902 NORTH COURT STREET.
I 34-MYRA BATES, 211 NORTH ASH STREET.
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WAPELLo COUNTY OUTSIDE OF OTTU

1-GERTRUDE FUHS KIRkVlLLE.
2-EDTH CARR kEB.
3-FRANcIs MILLER, EDDYvILLE
4-AUDREY sAPP, ELDoN.
5-BERTHA HULL, ELDoN
6-ETHEL SIMPSON, AGENCY
7-MAUDE WILLARD, DAHLoNEGA
8-LEoRA BYRUM DUDLEY
9-NELLlE M'cUNE, r. F. D. NO. 7, oTTUMWA.
1o-RoxIE McMAHAN, EDDYVlLLE
11--VAsHTI BELLIES, BLAkESBURG
f2-ALcE PETERSON, DUDLEY.
13-BLANcHE ZENTz, kiRkvILLE.
14-MARGARET MCCOY, AGENCY.
15-PEARL HOLLINGSWORTH, R. F. D. NO. 2, oTTuMWA
1e-sYLvlA SMITH, BLADENsBURG. p..
17-MINNIE FINK, r. F. D. NO. 5, oTTUMWA
1s-MYRTLE JOHNSON MUNTERviLLE.
1e-DELLA SMITH, r. F. D., NO. 2, OTTUMWA.
. 2o-NoTA THOMPSON, FARsoN.
21--MABEL MINISTERS, r. F. D. NO. g. oTTuMwA.
22-RETTA LONG, DAHLoNEGA.
2s-PEARL SAUNDERS EDDYvlLLE.
24-MAY URCH, r. r. D. NO. S. oTTUMWA
25-EMMA kIckLER, ELDoN
2e-BERTHA HALL, DUDLEY.
BINARY REESE RUTLEDGE.
as-NELLlE CALVIN, EDDYvLLE
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Pace Falls OF.

At Rio the pace suddenly fell off
Engineer Sullivan looked at his watch.
"On time," he said briefly. The fast
mail covered the remaining few miles
at handy clip, stopped for minute
at a crossing and swung into Water
town, 931 miles from Milwaukee. on
time to second.
Ninety-three miles in a trifIe more
than 100 minutes actual running time!
Keeling off the miles at a speed of
practically mile a minute, Engineer
Sullivan passed the yard limits at
Sparta on time, only to find the sig
nals out against him, and train No. Q,
which had the right Of way because
The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-11-20

pened before and could by no posi-
bility happen again, the bird had been
left lying on its back under a bench,
but would instantly be forwarded by
lightning express. Sorry. but you
known how 1t is?
Mr.. Hartley returned to the house
and waited for the lightning express
to strike. 1t didn't connect, and
Mrs. Hartley wept and reproached and
would not be comforted. If she had
ordered the turkey-if she had named
the hour of delivery-if She
The husband rushed out into the
street to find a boy with a turkey and
murder him. but the best he could do
was to find a boy with leg of NUT
ton under his arm and scare him out
of years growth because it hadn't
wings and feet on it. 1t was going on
IL when he rang the butcher up again.
Yes. this is Jones. Turkey? What
turkey? Hartley. you say? oh, yes.
Why. your turkey ought to be almost
ready for the table by now. Just hold
the line for a minute. All, Mr.. Hart
ley, very sorry, YOU know, but an old
fellow named Binks carried your tur-
key away by mistake for a piece of
salt pork. and we now have three men