The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-11-08

l'she can md 4 man 70 play telephone
receiver. II N M IA
A lawyer often patr0nizes two harss3
One pays out what the other pays inX
Vacation tirne IL when WE All expect
and hope to have chance to be juSt2
4 lstle bad after whole year 0f bes4
Ing good
A slender income Ii said TO be An Y
excellent remedy for obesity.
It takes pretty big tombstone to
attract attention to little man I0
There would be plenty Of good Ha..
maritans in the world is The oil and
twoDence did not come into the story.
Many sturdy oak has been sup
ported by clinging vine.
A woman loves her husband very
much indeed n she believes ia his
weather prophecies.
Some men. are good because they
find II cheaper than being bad.
A man may leadaa woman into high
or paths than re ever trod before; for
by looking to him Tor guidance She
hovs him the way.
Romance Is sweet sixteen; Religion
is sixty. II she's a lay.
The man who borraws your wad ID
always first to forget that you ever
had speaking acquaintance.
| There ii something awfully funny
about the way all men are broad
shouldered nowadays.
II the worlds stage most Of us
must be supes at d theater banquet.
In the daily drill. God says: Heads
up. eyes straight" Man says Keep
step with the procession; nothing else
matters.
Flattery is a bird Of gay plumaga
Women are often greatest in snail
things.
Flat.er woman and you cause her
to respect your taste Flatter man
and he is surprised at your ability 10
appreciate his greatness.
II man likes to work very hara
with nothing to show for II he IL q
fool not to get married.
A drop OF oil In time saves gallon
of Precipitation.
Push ami PUN are the heavenly
twins that get a man located In Easy
street.
A. a recent club woman's meeting
a widow referred to her dear departed
as having entered into rest ten years
before" No doubt she told the truth.
1t is easy enough to resis. tempta-
ton when we are very busy and
happy.
The wise wife has no wishes for
her husband to crafty
People who think this world isn't
good enough for them are not likely
to be very well satisfied with che next.
It's funny how a girls lips can
smell Of tobacco smoke when she has
been in room alone. with a man.
The man most at fault In smash
up always talks the most.
The cleyerest girl Is The one win
bump OF old-fashIoned horse sense-
When man calls himself a u
for having married. always insist ''r~
you told him SO" 1t ought To male
aim laugh himself Into mysteries
When man goes to his friend
wedding he alternately plies and
laughs at him. A
II womans mo-" means yes"
hat does her yes" naan?
A girl can never again feel just the
SAFE toward a man who drops in after
she has been eating onions.
A girl would hate to think thai a
man she likes could suspect how mar
row seat she could sit In with him.
Trre charity keeps out OF the slums
while there Is work 10 do at home.
II is better to be pretty than pieus---
If you have designs on the preacher.
The way of the transgressor is very
much like skating on thin ice, You
may glide along all right, or you may
land i'm a mighty cold berth.
Love letters are promissory notes
which generally fall due at the most
lnconvenient time.
II doesn't matter very much TO The
average man what church he attends,
Just so there are cushions on the
seats