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Arizona republican., 1904-11-18
IN THE PRoRATE couRT.
Of the County of Maricopa, Territory
 of Arizona.

Of the County of MaricoPa, Territory
 of Arizona.
 Tn the matter of the estate of Ala leama Rebeccat Montgomery, deceased.
 Notice of sale of real estate.
 Notice IS hereby given that in pur- suance of an order of the probate court in and of the county of Marfcopa, territory of Arizona, made on the 29th day of June 1904, in the matter of the estate of Alabama Rebecca Montgom- cry, deceased, the undersigned, the ad- minisfratOr of the estate of Alabama Re1ecca MOntgomry, deceased, will sell at private sale to the highest bidder, for cash, subject to confirmation by said probate court on Saturday, the 10th day of December, A. D. 1904 at 10 o'clock a. m at the office of Dwight E. Heard, the southeast corner of Adams and Center streets, in the city of Phoenix, in the said count of Mar icopa, territory oI Arizona, all the in- terest of said estate aforesaid in the following described real property, to- wit:
 The west half C1-2) of the west half G-2) of section thirty Iee (3S); the east half G-2) of the west half (1-2) and the east half O-2) of section thir- 1.-two (32), all in township one CD SOullA NA Aei4A6G AAf = NOJ NCoL OL NAAN NAAAe' and Salt river base and meridian lines in the county Of Marfcopa, territory of Arizona, together with four (4) shares in the Arlington canal, numbers ', 8, 29 and 30 issued and deeded to said land. Said estates interest in said real estate above described being and is an undivide one-half interest.
 And the owner of the other undivid- ed one-half interest in said real estate John B. Montgomery, will also sell at the same time and place his in- terest in said real estate to the pur- chaser or purchasers of the undivided one half interest belonging to said estate aforesaid.
 Terms of sale: Ten per cent in gold coin at tn time of sale, the balance II gold coin upon confirmation of the slle by the probate court of MardcOpa county. All bids must be in writing.
 JOHN B. MONTGOMERY, Administrator of the estate of Alabama
 Rebecca Montgomery, deceased. Dated November 5th; 1904.
Arizona republican., 1904-11-18
NOTICE TO CREDITORS

Estate Of Gertrude RighettL d--eas- ed Notice is hereby given by Jhe uu- dersigned, administratriX Of the es-l-- of Gertrude RighectL deceased. to t1- creditors of and alT persons haviuE claims against the said deceased. ra exhibit them. with the necessary vouchers. within ten months after the first publication of this notIce to the said administrarriX at The office of the clerk of the prO5ate court Phocul N. Arizona the same being the place for the transaction of the bushes of said estate, in said county Of NfarI-opl
 SERAFINA RIGHETTL AdministratriX Of the estate Of Ger
 trude Righettf. deceased
 Dated Phoenix. this 1IJh day of Nov 1904.
Arizona republican., 1904-11-18
PROCLAMATION OF THANKS
 GIVING.
Executive Department,
 A.. En-rn.na -n


 The closing of a year of exceptional prosperity and plenty brings to tie people of Arizona an opportunity to eX- press their unfaltering faith in the hen- ehcence of Almighty God, and it is wi:h an abiding trust that we again wei come the season of Thanksgiving
 Let it bring to our minds in grateful acknowledgment all the blessings that have come to us; let us be thankful that the general health of the people of Arizona has been good, that our mines, fields and forests have yielded abundantly, that in all lines of indus try our people have prospered, and honest toll and endeavor have been richly rewarded, leading to the content ment of all.
 in recognition of the many gifts of Providence, ALEXANDER O. ERODE, Governor of the Territory of Arizona, do hereby recommend, in con- formity with the proclamation of the President of the United States, that THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 24 1904. l be observed throughout the Territory by devotion to Thanksgiving and pray CT, remembering those who are in need | by acts of Christian charity and broth erly love- thus proving our worthiness Of the Divine blessings of Almighty | Ccd.
 II: witness whereof, I have hereuntO set my hand and caused the Great Seal of the Territory of Arizona to be af- | fixed. Done at the Capitol. in the City | Of 1 hoenix, this eleventh day of No veInber. A. D. 1904.
 | (Seal) ALEXANDER O. ERODE ! By the Governor:
 | w. F. NICHOLS,
 | Secretary of Arizona.
Arizona republican., 1904-11-18
FOR WOMEN Much That Every Woman
 Desires to KnOW About SanatiVe Antisep-
 tic Cleansing And about the Care of inc Skin,
And about the Care of inc Skin,
 Scalp, Hair and Hands

Too much stress cannot be placed on the great value of CutIcura Soap, oiut- ment and Resolvent in the antiseptic cleansing of the mucous surfaces, and of the blood and circulating fluids, thus afFording pure, sweet and economical local and constitutional treatment for weakening alterations, inhammations, itchings, irritations, relaxations, dis placements, pains and Irregularities pe- culiar to females. Hence the Cuticura remedies have wonderful influence in restoring health, strength and beauty to weary women, who have been pre- maturely aged and invalided by these distressing ailments. as well as such sympathetic afIllctlons as anemia, chlo- rosis, hysterla and nervousness.
 Women from the very first have fully appreciated the purity and sweetness, the power to afford immediate relief, the certainty of speedy and permanent cure, the absolute safety and great economy which have made the Cuticura remedies the standard humOur remedies of the civilized world
 milllOnS or women use CuLlcura oOaps assisted by CuticurI Ointment, for pre- serving, purifying and beau.ifying the skin. for cleansing the scalp of crusts, scales and dandrud, and the stopping Of falling hair, for sOfteuing, whitening and soothing red, rough and sore hands, for annoying irritatiOns and ulcerative weaknesses, and for many sanatlve, an- tiseptic purposes which readily suggest themselves, as well as for all the pur- poses of the toilet, bath and nursery.
 Sold throuEhau world cutisurs R-solvsnt 5e. dn of chocolate Coated Pile al Of en- Oiut Ihsnt sr Soap, Ee DvPot London. -f ChsTierhouss ParA 3 Hue de la Paiz Boston. lI ColumbuH Ave. Potter Drug Chem. Corp. Sole Propristers-
 uss- Send Tor A Book for Women"
Arizona republican., 1904-11-18

auctioneer
Arizona republican., 1904-11-18
CONSTIPATION.

Health is absolutely impossible if constipation be present. Many serious cases of liver and kidney complaint have sprung from neglected constipa- tion. Such a deplorable condition is unnecessary. There is a cure for it. Heroine will speedily remedy matters c. A. Lindsay, P. M, Bronson, Fla, writes, Feb. 12. 1902: Having tried Heroine. I find it a fine medicine foI constipation" soc bottle. Sold by Elvey & Hulett.
Arizona republican., 1904-11-18
OLD AGE
Comes to Everyone, But It's Visits May
 Be Postponed.

Be Postponed
 Old age is not a question of years Some men are old at forty. others are young at sixty
 It's a mighty hard proposition CD look young no matter how young you feel if your hair is falling o1t and your head becoming bald
 Perhaps you are tired trying ineEec- tual remedies for this evil
 We don't blame you if you are Why not try an effective one for change
 Newbro's Herpicide kills the dandrufT serm-wh hich is. the cause or the vsose trouble.
 Destroy the cause you remove the effect
 Sold by leading druggists Send Ior in stamps for sample Co The He-riclGe Go, Detroit, Mich H. Cochran. spe- ciaI agent
Arizona republican., 1904-11-18
POPULAR WANTS Time Than On. noatA Nus. Be Paid n Advance

FURNISHED house for rent. 9 rooms and large reception hall; 9 screen
 rooms; bath and store room, large
 grounds; electric liglts; home com
 fort" range with gas attachment;
 new piano and sewing machine. Alp
 ply to owner, V. Third ave. First
 house south of Bennett Lane. on west
 side of street CNo. $40 and S76) FOR RENT-Best location in town for
 fruit and delicacy store. City Meat
 Market, 14 East Washington FOR RENT-S0-acre ranch. 90 a-res
 alfalfa. good house, under Arizona
 canal; cheap. 4. II. Linebarger. -R.
 r. D. No. l.
 FOR RENT-SmaH house. on Black
 Canyon road, near Arizona uanaI; $5
 a month. E. W. Lewis. Fleming blk A PLEASANT, furnished $ or , room
 house, convenient to street car line:
 just on edge of town Apply to c. N.
 Sturges, care Golden Eagle stable. FOR RENT-Three rooms, furnished.
 for light housekeeping. 2131 West
 Washington St.
 THE ARCADE-32 South Center
 street. Elegant furnished rooms.
 No invalids taken.
 TOR RENT-Furnished rooms witn bath, reasonable. Union hotel, 6IS w Washington st.
 ! FOR RENT-6 room furnished house
 Close in. Apply to E. E. Prowen. 230 s. First ave.
 IF YOU want rooms, board or lignt housekeeping rooms we can take yoI to the place Look us up. Cleveland & Taylor. 15 S. Center st
 THE VIRGINIA, new and elegantly furnished rooms by day. week or month. No sick accommodated. A South Center.
 i FURNISHED south flat of four rooms Wf5n bath. electric lights, sunny i porches. etc, best locality. Inquire 376 \. Fourth avenue. FOR RENT-At Wickenburg, for six months, a furnished three room 1 brick cottage nicely furnished. with ! tent cottage attached. Pure water, telephone. References required Ad-
 dress Box 37, Wickenburg, Arizona FOR RENT-S16 W. Washington st, desirable house, completely and | nicely furnished. All modern con l venIences. Tel Black 1463- | HOUSEKEEPING ROOMS. AppIy | BAT North Third avenue FOR RENT-Furnished and unfur- l nished houses; all sizes, kinds and | prices; also, houses. lots and ranches
 for sale W. K James, S7 North
 Center street.
Arizona republican., 1904-11-18
VESTS MINISTRIES.


 In William H. Vests big Jubilee minstrels, which will be the notable attraction at the Hardwick thcater next Tuesday night, November 22. will be seen the Continuation of all that is original and up-tO-date in minstrelsy. In this age things must be done in a big way to attract the masses, and the stupendous business done by the Will liam H. Vests big jubilee minstrels all over the country is ample evidence of this fact Compared to ether so- called minstrel organizations this fam ous and long established attraction is like one of the mammoth three ringed clrcuses to an insignificant side show. Costly European acts, the sweetest singers. the funniest comedians. and innumerable other features make the William H. Vests big jubilee mlnstrels the greatest drawing attraction cf it's kind in the world, and absolutely ur- eGualled in the annals of amusements. Reserved seats on sale at Goodman s today at 10 o'clock. Our prices, S1.50, sl.00, 75 cents and 50 cents.
Arizona republican., 1904-11-18
Heb Wanted


 WANTED-Two houseksepers, man and wife to go on ranch; one ranch hand and buggy washer. Apply early. Cleveland & Taylor, 15 s. Cen ter
 WANTED-Housekee to care for a family of man and three children. If suitable may continue for life Ad- dress Tom Matheny, Mesa, Ariz- BARBER WANTED at the Commerc al hotel barber shop.
 MEN to learn the barber trade in eight weeks and secure profitable positions. Special Inducements this month. Catalogue mailed free. Moler System College, San Francisco, Cal STRONG, young men for firemen and brakemen, Colorado and other rail- roads. Bremen $65 monthly, become engineers and average S125- Brake men $50, become conductors and average $1O5. Name position pre- ferred. Send stamp for particulars Railway Association, room 5S, $50 Corona street. Denver. Colo. WANTED-An agent to handle com pany agents throughout the territory. Must be live man and hustler. Big money in proposition. Address Mrs. ]. A. Parker, room 3, No. 175 North Spring street, Los Angeles. Cal. WANTED-A miIker at once. E A. Clark, Tempe.
 WANTED-GirI for general housewOrl1 in family of two. Good wages paid to one who can furnish good refer ences. Write Mrs. J. r. Jones, Wick enburg, Arizona.
 LADIES to do plain sewing at nome on collars, nothing to buy. material sent everywhere free. Send address ed envelope. National Mfg. Co.,. 25 I w. 116th street New York ANTED-Cook at Mrs. Do6bs' valley boarding and lodging house. west Jefferson. Opposite court house.
Arizona republican., 1904-11-18

FOR SALE-A complete set of tools for making wire jewelry, also small stock of material. Call or address 219 E. Jefferson st.
Arizona republican., 1904-11-18

FOR SALE-Due bill on leading Phoe- nix tailor, 20 per cent discount. Ad- dress c. K, Republican office.
Arizona republican., 1904-11-18
ADJUSTMENTS

Mothers Sake" win be seen at the Dor ris opera house, matinee and night, Sat urday, November 19
Arizona republican., 1904-11-18

WHITE STOCK PLANTS now ready, $t0O per 100. Carnation plants, 15 cents each. Dave Turner, North Cen ter St.
Arizona republican., 1904-11-18

TOR SALE-One good, fresh, gentle milch COW: inquire at place, S-4 mile east of Indian school car sta tiOn
Arizona republican., 1904-11-18

FOR E-ThOroughbred brown leg horn spring bullets and roosters. In quire Wm. Clark, Ryder's Flaming Mill corner Second and Jefferson street.
Arizona republican., 1904-11-18

FOR SALE-Two or three dozen hens, S6.0O per dozen. Wiatts ranch, three miles west from Six Points, Christy road
Arizona republican., 1904-11-18
Situations Naneee

WANTED-Place as housekeeper O. light homework in small family. Call or address Mrs. r. J. H., 333 V. Second avenue. WANTED-AEddle aged woman would like position 2s housekeeQer for gen tleman. City or cO-ntry-- Address D x, thi' office. WANTED-A situation as boOkkeeper or stenOgrapher. Address L. M. S., this office.
Arizona republican., 1904-11-18

FOR SALE-Three lots on Adams St; close in; $3.00O. One lot on Second St. SLIGO. J. L. Irwin. Il V. First Ave.
Arizona republican., 1904-11-18

FOR SALE-Office desk, new machine, tables, chairs. dishes, bedroom suite, etc. 1901 West Adams St. Hours, 1 to 5 D. DO.
Arizona republican., 1904-11-18

FOR SALE-Ladies' new wheel, $25.
 713 Illinois street.
Arizona republican., 1904-11-18

FOR Sorghum and hay. horses, buggy COW, chickens and other things. A. Kaske, corner McDoweu and asylum roads.
Arizona republican., 1904-11-18

FOR SALE-A nice buggy at Cowboy
 corral.
Arizona republican., 1904-11-18

FOR SALE-Young horse; cheap. -Ap-
 ply 1850 West Washington St.
Arizona republican., 1904-11-18

The fool believes that he laughs best who laughs at his CWn jokes Philadelphia Record.
Arizona republican., 1904-11-18
Beard and Rooms

PRIVATE HOME FOR STRANGERS The Cox house, north central ave, three blocks from Indian school car line. Best of home cooking, neac sunny rooms. Tents if preferred. sS to S10 per week. Mrs :. v. Mont gomery
 LEES RANCH-'A home away from home select patronage. sanitary conditions perfect; free camping pri- vileges for boarders; rates on appli- cation. Free ride from Phoenix daily leaving the Cooper & Black Grocery CO, Il a. m. Box 665.
 PEOPLE looking to regain their health should look to their location and sur roundings. At Camp Scottsdale you are located in perfect sanitary camp where you can get board at $6.00 per week, rent tents with or without furniture reasonable. Also tent houses for sale cheap. have just completed building new ones. Phoenix daily mail. fish, meats. milk, eggs and vegetables. All you can wish for. Come and investigate or write F. O. Brown
 FOR RENT-Furnished rooms and rooms for housekeeping SO1 W. Madison.
 FURNISHED ROOMS, with board. New house; new furniture. 32O N. First avenue.
 DESIRABLE rooms with board in pri- vate family. No tuberculosis. p $. 9th avenue.
 WILL BOARD two or three. Reason able. SIS State St. on Brill car line. NICE rooms with good board. 316 \. Fifth street.
 FIRST CLASS country board, 1 3-4 miles north of Indian school on Cave Creek road. Inquire Cooper & Black Grocery Go. Mrs. Theo. Hilton. R. F. D. No. ?, Phoenix. HEABTHSEEKERS seek Clayson's S edge of desert Above irrigation l belt. Dry, mild air Furnished tents l for housekeeping, also camping pri- | vileges. Entirely new management J. T. White, proprietor. l CASA LOAIA HOTEL, Tempe, Ari- zona New, modern, family hotel $50 per month.
 BOARD AT CLAYSON'S ranch. 5 l.: miles east of Phoenix. Healthies | location: rooms and tents. SuperI | table. Baths. Wagon at BerryhilFs 10 to F a. m. daily. J. T. White proprietor. Box o.
 ! COUNTRY BOARD-Lee's ranch, si, miles east of town now open for sea- son. Free ride to and from PhOent1
 daily; board uneXcelled; appoint
 merts complete. Get particulars O the Cooper C. Black Grocery Co. COUNTRY BOARD-Persnns desiIinl a. good comfortable home for the win ter can find the same at the Rumney Cn Grand avenue. Rooms in bricl or frame; tents if desired, first clas home cooking. Only fifteen minute Tide from city. Telephone Main 332. IBOARDERS WANTED-Furnishe rooms and tents, and board, one-hal
 mile west of Indian school on ol
 Black Canyon road. J. NJ Tannehil
Arizona republican., 1904-11-18

SATURDAH--: 90 D. m., Mrs. Ward of Capital addition and MT. Kuntz have consigned over 5000 worth of household effects with Me Lean Auction O., 23 s. First avenue, consisting in parts Oak dressers, z With French mirrors, enameled oak, cherry beds. parlor tables, parlor lamps elegant chairs and rockers, handsome oak dining table, round oak tables, books, springs, mattresses, new tent, camp stove new). lamps, dishes, cots, heating and cook stoves, carpets, art squares, rugs, new gas stove. etc. These goods are all in eX- ceuent condition. No junk to be of fered. All to go absolutely without reserve or in bidding. Hammond, auctioneer.
Arizona republican., 1904-11-18

FOR SALE-Ftve room brick house
 Inquire 28O N. Third street forenOons
Arizona republican., 1904-11-18

WANTED-A situation as cl1mhe-- maid 421 East Washington St WANTED-Wolk CT any lanl by a stout able bodied youug man. Sos afraid Of work. Best references Ad- dress |. care Repubiican-
Arizona republican., 1904-11-18
Eer aa1e

 FOR SALE-Vegetable pedd1er's out it and route. Inquire at S20 s. Third avenue.
 FOR SALE-Fine restaurant oppor- tunity. Box F, Republican. FOR SALE-Sudebaker spring wagon and set single harness. Used only one month. 47 N. Center st. FOR SALE-Big mare; single or dou5le $20.O0. Call afternoons, T1S w. Taylor.
 FOR SALE CHEAP-Second hand buggy and rubber tired surrey; near ly new: rigs at Palo Alto stables. R, H. Palmer. 63O N. First ave FOR SALE-ExcelIen riding horse, broken to drive; single harness, in good condition. Also rubber tired runabout. Cheap if taken at once Call at 3O9 Pierce street, or address Box 905 city. FOR SALE-Six room brick; also horse and rubber tired runabout. 35B N. Second avenue. FOR SALE-One good six gallon oof- lee urn. Second hand. Inquire Adams hotel FOR SALE-One elegant sideboard sillLOst liSN- AGd iCo4iA 9N+1NSi table, chairs, one upholstered rock CT clock, clothes wringer, twenty-five yards new rag carpet. 622 N. Sixth street.
 FOR SALE-A nice buggy at Cowboy corral
 FOR SALE-Five room brick house. Inquire 28O N. Third street forenOons. l FOR SALE-Young horse; cheap. Ap- ply 1850 West Washington St. | WHITE STOCK PLANTS now ready, $E0O per 100. Carnation plants, 15 cents each. Dave Turner, North Cen ter St.
Arizona republican., 1904-11-18

FRESH COW for sale. IT D. Jeffer- son.
 WILL BE sold this month, 10 acres, brick cottage, orchard, alfalfa etc. Don't be afraid to come and look at it. Inquire. Chamberlin Lumber Co.
Arizona republican., 1904-11-18

FOR SALE=Vegetable pedd1er's out it and route. Inquire at S20 s. Third avenue.
Arizona republican., 1904-11-18

When sa Prescott if s~IiI pissEs us to have you cell and Rsa
 acquainted.
Arizona republican., 1904-11-18

FOR SALE CHEAP-Second hand buggy and rubber tired surrey; near ly new: rigs at Palo Alto stables. R, H. Palmer. 63O W. First ave.
Arizona republican., 1904-11-18

AUCTION SATURDAY--:3 D. m.,
Arizona republican., 1904-11-18

FOR SALE-Studebake spring wagon and set single harness. Used only one month. 47 N. Center st.
Arizona republican., 1904-11-18

FOR SALE-Fine restaurant oppor-
 tunity Box F, Republican.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-04
Copyright. by s. s. Mcclure Coz
snide Lights On History.
(Chicago Journai.)

What is truth?" said testing Plate.
and would not stay to hear that it was q
weekly published in London by Henry
LabOuchere.
PLATE, you know. could not read Eng
lish.
The first diStiller (alas. bis name has
FerisheoD had just made his first batch
Of whiszcy.
Putting The glass to his lips he re-
marked. meditatively:
y may not be as big a man as Roosa-
welt but there's nothing to prevent me
from having an inaugural bali"
So saying, ne took steps 60 mako his
tory acknowledge that he had good stuff
IN him.
Are you sure, Mark. inquired julius
Caesar that every man has his price,
No replied Antony. sorrowfullv.
there wasn't money enough to 80
Ground"
Therefore. thrice. upon the Lupercal. did
Caesar refuse kingly crown.
1t would not have been safe. he ex-
planned later
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-04
Reflections Of a bachelor

tNeW YORK PreSS.l
A woman has a passion for ali anIli-
versaries except birthdays.
woman hates not to rent a house she
knows some other woman wants.
Generally it's the girl who can look the
most innocent who knows the most
Some men have such will power they
can go walking with a girl without get
ting engaged to her.
IL takes an awfully stormy day TO make
some men realize what a comforta bic
place their home is
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-04
The Way 1t Works.


N'VSSeott NnfUilCtc-l
The Colonel-Whats the matter. Uncle
BALKAN? You don't seem to be happy
over the result
Incie B5laam-N ossah. De result doan't
nebher do me no good. sab. Its dc oefo'
lecshun dat likes.
The Coloncl-tlow thate
Cncle Balaam-Wcll. sab. bcfo' dc Ice
Snun Sc er issue. but after de 'Iecshun
sc Jes' or plain. culinary niggah.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-04
Comparisons.


N-HttaBO ITIoNHP.l ~
Ally nose is sore said4the elephant.
81. ihat nothing. remarked the giraffe,
We got a pain in my neck
nat cuts no figure al ALL put in the
hangaFoo. / have the rheumatism in my
octopus. MY Vaccinations is taLiny in
eight places 80
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-04
Provocation.


admit that ! hit tho plaintiff" said
Subbubs. and I'd do il again if -
Come, Gomez" Interrupted tho mac.is-
trate: don't talk that way
Judge ! was down my cellar last night
trying 70 coax tho furnace 20 give ont
bell rang and ] had 20 answer ia When
opened tho door this man stepped In
and tried 10 sell me a patent fire.extin-
Guishcr.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-04
Dull Finished leather For Street.

tShoc Retaile-9
Rochester dealers say that French cali
Is having big sale this season. I'm high
grade Shoes said one dealer. "yOu will
observe that dull finish leather is worn
altogether for street wear. The patent colt
shoes and slippers being reserved for
strictly dress occasions
The people who buy the patent colt
SHOES for street wear are those who spend
hut $50 for pair of shoes. Those who
spend s. want something different and
they accept the French calf gun metal
calf and other leading makes of dull
leather"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-04
Discouraging Report.

tChicaEO Tribune)
rs your boy getting along well at col
lege this year?''
lie was until few days ago when
he sprained one of his ankles, and now
he tells me he's likely TO be off the regu-
lar team Tor the rest of the season.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-04
Mr.. ware,s Achievement.
; (Rostnn Heraldl

Pension Commissioner Ware will retire
with the record of having achieved more
artistic profanity than any other high
official under the present administration.
Some of his more Vehement eiaculations
are said to have shocked even President
Roosevelt.