The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1904-09-13

Train your servants we'll"
Minor; not 50 important. What's the
ucxt?"
Spend money Drudently."
And they teach that at the PhfIadel-
phia school? Actually teach YOU how,
to keep from being done by the market
and meat men? Yes? Wonderful school
Its all right But what's the next thing
they teach?"
Keep the home bright and comfort
able"
Sure. The home must be bright and
comfortable. Ought 10 be regular Jane
Libby home. Bright fire in the crate.
roses on the manteL Couldn't possibly
be successful without that Then what
Keep the little household worries to
yourseif'
Exactly. If the butcher charges you
three prices for chicken that you can't
prenare say nothing to hubby about it.
Hell have a better opinion Of your
thinking organ II you don't tell him.
Then wnat?"
BE ready always for the unexpected
friend
Finds a Clash in Rules.
Couldn't very we'll and still spend
money prudently And then?'
Divide your time between baby and
husband"
Can pass that. too
BE interested In his business and in
his pleasure"
That's one that must be observed.
Based on the old story OF appealing 70
the vanity Of man Have him hustle
to meet your high opinion. That $
good. and then what comes2'
Take pains to be an entertaining.
cheerful and interested companion"
That's the one that you want 20 OBJ
serve above all others. and If those
people in Philadelphia can teach bride
to do that. they are all right If you
are especially entertaining, he may for
get that the meat isn't right or the des
sert a bit bad. That's certainly good
Rut they ati are. And II they can teach
all that they claim, it's a great instt-
tuition
No Use for Angels.
Then came DR.. Dickinson. She is well
known in club circles in Chicago. She
scanned the prospectus. She shook her
head.
Hardly" she said. NO mere man
would be a fit companion for a woman
who was mistress of all those iniunc-
tiOns if she followed them" she con-
tinued. Think Of always being cheer
full. What man could stand It? Grocer
failed to call and no coffee for break
assistant drove the horse 10 death and
no fruit for lunch, but wife cheerful.
Butchers strike still on and no meat FOR
dinner, but wife still cheerful. Think
Of IT. Would you blame a man for
wanting a little CONTRAST
DR.. Dickinson read the prospectus and
saw that toe school was conducted by
a Miss.
And then she lost all faith. For
what coUlC she possibly know about
householder queried she.
Miss Hendry was walking out West
Madison Street. She looked at the pros
pectus.
Scons the Whole Idea.
Not for VS." said Miss Hendry. Per-
haps II wasn't a dignihed speech, but
Miss HenGry was sincere.
How on earth can you teach a crowd
Of girls to manage a husband2 The
first beau I had wouldn't let me go with
any other young man. He just ragged
every time he even heard that ! walked
down the street with one. So Estelle
was demuve and EsteIe was mighty
careful not 20 mix her dates. And
the very next beau I had was set Oh
winning out with a lot Of competition.
Built on the principle that what some
body else wanted was worth having. So
Estelle had half a dozen around when
he called, and gave him the last smile.
The idea OF anybody being cheerful
when they didn't feel that way or praC-
ticinE repOse.
mo. thank YOU Those Philadelphia
girls will know lot when they gradu-
when they've been married a year