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The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1904-02-05
Fur sal Once Land Animal

II Is not generally known that the
fur seal was once a land animal. The
baby seals are actually afraid OF the
Fater. they would drown II thrown in
50 II, and have TO learn to swim hy
'epeated Efforts When once they have
been taught TO swim, however. they
soon forget to walk.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1904-02-05

easily and Pleasantly 20 perfect health.
While my stomach was very delicate,
Peruna did not nauseato me In tho least,
but gave mo n good appetite. aud wish TO
express my gratitude TO you for restored
health. Mis- Resale Won struenning.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1904-02-05
IMMENSE PILE or DOLLARS


Structure Giving an Idea Of Andrew
carnegie's Benefeenee.
In his effort to avoid the lgnominy OF
dying rich Andrew Carnogie has givon
AWAY nearly siOg 100000 The amount
Of his known benelactlons Is S9O,9l2s
229. aud Il isn't at all unlikely that
other donations unrecordcd would
amount to the 100000 necessary to
bring the total up to the 100000. 900
mark
In silver dollars Stacking" ten to
the inch. these 100 100000 coins would
pile IN single column lG0 miles Into
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1904-02-05

the air. In cube formation. allowing
for each coin at the base to touch rims
with the others, these coins would
form pile nearly fourteen feet square
at the base and 100 feet high. Such n
pile would be larger by far than most
OF the library buildings which Mr.. Car
noglo has provided for.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1904-02-05
oatarrh Hay permoato the Whole
System.

Mrs, Mary u. Sampson, West DorrA
Rockingham County, N. II. wrltcsi-
~ had terrible headaches, both ears rua
and was nervous all the time, also had
trouble each month; was deaf IN one oAl
for thirty years. 4 took ak bottles q
poruga and QUO OF Manalin and am hAppl
TO say that 10 IL the bost medicine thGt ]
ever used. ] am not no nervous, M appol
tlte Is good, everything eat agrees witl
me, and j am feeling bottor In every wan
think Poruna ~ n Godsend 10 womon and
q blessing 70 suffering humanity. "-MarJ
y. Sampson.
II you do not derive prompt and satisfno
tory results from the uso OF Pornna write
40 once 20 DR.. Hartman, giving full state.
mont Of your case, and no will Do pleased
70 give you his valuable advice gratla.
Address Dr. Hartman, prosldant Of Tha
Hartman Sanltarium, Columbus, Ohio
VERY DRUGGIST HAS THEM.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1904-02-05

Burmese cigarette smokers do not
necessarily smoke a great number Of
the paper pipes TO become "1ends, -
as the white strip in the photograph
would indicate one cigarette should
be enough to satisfy any ones long
ings in that direction for a few hours.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1904-02-05
Flreproof FLOORING.

Architect Stewart OF Luoerne. has
patented a new system OF concrete
hooring. consisting OF hollow tubes
and mortar and Iron. It Is freproof
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1904-02-05

Why cough, when for go and this
notice you get IS doses OF an ahso-
lutely guaranteed cough ourq N tablet
LA CROSSE, WIS. wv. N. VI
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1904-02-05
subsldI1ed steamers.

A new Italian line OF steamers te
run to China receives a government
subsidy OF 1918 900. A Russian line
has been established from odessa to
New York via Naples and Marseilles,
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1904-02-05

reached, It viii talso much longer 10 eject
n cure.
II socma strange that ~ well known ana
well established as these facts arc any
one should neglect to profit by thom, and
or no attention 10 thom rud 70 on catchinf
cold, acquiring chronic catarrh, bronchitn
and consumption.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1904-02-05

lido not believe Piso's Cure for Consumption
has an equal for coughs and coids.-Jons y
BorEis, Trinity Springs, Ind, Feb. 10, 1904
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1904-02-05

FREE PE,RU'NA ALMANAC EVERY DRUGGIST HAS THEM,
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1904-02-05

W. NJ, SAT- Lako-No, o. 1904.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1904-08-11

s4asas- ben siMstR Wnalt9tere obsr itar.
u Bonn sesdgeHea Ratrsn rubt. Der
aa9 lhafB, puassqhnrtf G&lptt ausges
Ialfbsts NtH<t ID cine Aapast.at bon
aasF(d8r 40 @d1onen, Gisfs Ridden
esttn bic Mruee auf i1Tsn Wdr.
uxS tn ben .RsHfl fpirb an
69tpetttsr .sktnorfa, hos BE Gots
eAQfPn nttsslpeeA aufssEeni Gefligsl,
eDesAs n. 4. %. Ole Gappe to1t,
ls3RS5 PIE seoI6nue hahsrmarf4irt,
~ tGsn su srseHb Elmer 3et fsrbirt
e rittassn .aildey 6absn ben
}tlfHsA 16AoF lpersApod. GisnNe asIds
ln, Jn 1atm OeIbsuse tn W4ttel.
3kn tees beus sfeeppdrtseen Oberk.
ls9ta4aber bsr NtfHen Qrues In Der
2IaESt3arA, lGs1srot Ruropattsn, bi.
asafpak Sa IbsiL eespo.ben, bsbufs
~ sQtn8f8fE all 6k GpStompnen fid
at4sanen 3xuppsns 6sr Wbt6eiluHa bed
asrolSGSsf6bs}df qpSuf@aeSen. aui
I'm Mxsk nptsn Obi che ptuhIofs
ss apZgt in bsssn, GrSMeuernaa R,4
sstuafipaaN fexmsn Salbassn e6 9aas
sk1sau&k. DER nlayI& tpurbe inbtb
tu'bsuetuuntnkr g~sffstty1er prbnane
a~EaasEu4xJ; be 0sxts Ieasen taels6 In
l4sdm53 "a sngisfGt Wsbsn Satiid
1Ap s{gtn WdnH srkaa ben @srdpastu
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1904-08-11
,,Mslftmnss Mtltbs,..

s*Ss siss#Astes nesIEAe 9tassbtaNs tn sts
s#sAfbes asssaes.
Cine tistHarAes nisitde ginride
ssspg, biz qil9 Der Rsksstorrefponbent
no v@erltnet Saeeblattss,@ Oberit
iNtpsnts. Ioeenb erpabnt, bat man be-
Sg1ik }Ft lGnasrsr HNi tn Der ruff
sRsu Nrwts. 0s TT hlss bi. .reifsnb."
akla&e, tn spltabrifaer aeHti, Der auf
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1904-08-11

si4tstts aus benz gteiden grunbe rsfii+
ffYte, tpurbe 4bomas 4aggarf bon SIN.
eIeua gam 0orfsenben 6es bsnsefratie
f@sn Mationoltomtses umb bamii aum
9estss Der Rompaene Rtdter Barriers
sItpa1ti, Iassdrtg Ranbsbatur fir
ebkn berborraesnbsn poitsn fanb
f1on anlablid bss 4pnnents In st.
Yoais Itarte unssrHHsuns bod err
fpIstt fstne Makl srF bteier Taee tn
stnir Sisuug bes bssuotratiiden Nas
ttnnalfoulttes tn Der Stdbt g1efp WoH.
Gbpmes Gaegart asbDrt bersitB felt
sinef Reihe POI, Jnhren gu ben bsmos
}xatt@<a Gsi1rtfn bss .6ooIier@s
@saat}s aab bat flo ais Elm poraiise
li@er 6seami{atpr sripieen. Gr purbe
1853 in Srlanb eeborsn uub tam 1861
yis fsiHen 0ltets, mad Henia, g., tuc
fsta Batter nIs Gasmarbeiser betbde
AAts, G9nuas Gaegart 6sfaate BITE
Mfentli9e G6ule hub tpurbe 1874
glert In sinem 9etef unb Reftaurant
tn Garrett, Snb. 5m Sabre 1877 trat
e IN Snbtanapolts. Snb.. In BITE DtenIte
bx @tbriiber @oBmer, bic bamaIs cine
gauge MnsabI Bpm Babubofsrefaurae
touen quer iiber ben Sentiment letiesen.
1aggart bittb 5tbn SABRE In bieien
0senjien ,nnb I9ipaus iid bonn ~Sanbs
MID sQtrtdufer gum @ef9dftsfabrer
aHf. CT iptirbs 1885 gum Mnbitor BON
Mtasion Qountp srtndblt unb 1890 phz
p~feypdblt. Gasgart tpurbe 1883
N~pyfEbttber bes bemptrattGen gouns
tns@Dmttes. 1892 Woriibenber bes be-
uptrasif9en @taatssR omites unb I'm
tslbsn sSabse mstglieb bss Ranonals
komtiss. Don 1895 bis 1901 ftdnb
e hsr stabt Snbtanapolis ais MapOr
pot.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1904-08-11
Narksrs aampasu,ltitsr.

VW HtMe WotfiHenbe 6eS bemptrntitdle a
ssatsoaaffomftes.
Jta4bem 8u~nbesfendtor Mrtbur @.
9orman bon MarpIonb bds linn angs@
bpters Irnt bes bemptrattiden aanl<
RpsnelttterB abls5nte. unb aud Wilz
liam 3. gheehdn bon 0stp gort, an
ben Ri9ter porter fein beriibmt sstpprs
asies ~GplbpGbrungs" Z Selegramm
The progress., 1904-01-16
OF FOREIGN INTEREST.

In Norway's new cabinet Sigurd Ibsen
son of Henrik and son-in-law of Bjorn.
son, holds the Office of minister of state
at Stockholm.
Special measures are to be taken by
the Portuguese government to prevent
the secret emigration from the Azores
which has been going on for some time,
principally to North America.
The flag of the new republic of Pan
anna is exactly square and divided into
four parts The first upper square, to the
left, is blue, the first lower square to the
left, is white with blue star in it's CEN
ter, the second upper square is white
with red star in its center, and the Sec
ond lower square is red.
The government of Honduras contem-
plates departure from former meth
DDS of its consular service, owing to a
desire to increase its commerce and in
dustries. as well as to improve the in
terror conditions of the republic, by
augmenting the number of inhabitants
and landholders from foreign countries.
Great Britain Is to have an habitual
criminal law resembling those of some
of our states. According to the Daily
Mail, the plan now under consideration
is that of an industrial penal settlement
..ocs' the special benefit of such "habitu-
ais" whefeG special efforts would be made
% reform them, ano -2nnortunity given
hem of regaining their liberty by IN
iustry and good conduct, but only on
probation
The progress., 1904-01-16
Water a Potent Factor.

Water is the most potent factor in
farming. Some farmers can't get
enough water on their fields, and 9TH
ers can't get the water off. Irriga-
tion and draining are therefore the
most important subjects for agricultu-
raj contemplation. In buying farm,
or land to be devoted to farming,
facilities for drainage should be con-
sidered. 1t Is often the case that good
drainage can be secured by proper lay
ing out of fields and very little OF
Irrigation, to some extent at
least, can be provided for by damming
a ravine and plowing out burrows to
direct the course of the storm water.
But generally this calls for elevating
the water by windmills, or other pow
err. Some land can be irrigated from
shallow wells by pumping to an ele-
vated reservoir and putting the water
on the land by the gravity process.
Drainage is almost as important as ir-
and can be made much less
costly process. Too much water Is as
deleterious as too little.-Farm and
Ranch,
The progress., 1904-01-16

The Importance of mechanical pow
er on farm is not generally appreci-
ated as it ough to be. Every con-
trivance that lessons muscular labor
is a time saver. Many progressive
farmers use improved implements for
preparing land, planting, cultivating
and harvesting their crops; but all are
operated by hand or horse power. A
power is needed that can be used in
side the barn, to run thresher, to
grind feed, to operate the churn, to
pump water, to saw wood, to turn a
lather or grindstone. There are many
powers adopted to these purposes, but
many farmers do not use them. Some
farm ,rs are not able to buy a steam
or gasoline engine, or an efficient
windmill. In such cases tread mill
operated by horses, at little expendi-
ture of muscular energy, will be found
cheap and efficient. 1t can be hauled
from place to place by team Of
horses, and then operated by the same
team, There is no danger from explo-
ion Or rere in these machines, and
bev can do an ,iiy1nmense amount OF
Money saving labor.-Texas Fssss' n aoo
,anch
The progress., 1904-01-16
Disposipg of Feed Crops.

Farmers in the southwest have been
too intent on growing and selling raw
material, when they should have been
studying how they could use their raw
material in producing more finished
goods. Raising cattle and cattle feed
and selling both to the feeder at raw
material prices is bad from busi-
ness standpoint. 1t is the same with
all feed crops, and all sorts OF live
stock. There are but two methods OF
disposing of feed crops One is to
feed them out and sell the resulting
beef, pork or mutton. The other meth
cd is to sell the feeu to someone who
is anxious to convert it into high
priced finished food products. In this
case the feeder makes more money
than the farmer.-Farm and Ranch.
The progress., 1904-01-16
Mutton ms Human Food.

Mutton as human food is gaining
rapidly in popularity. Good authori-
ties predict that the time is rapidly
approaching when as many sheep aid
lambs will be slaughtered in this coun-
try as there are hogs and cattle
slaughtered now. History shows that
in old countries mutton is the poor
mans meat, because it can be raised
at less cost than any other, and also
that it is the best and most whole
some Wool brings a good price, NUT
ton is in demand, and the farm needs
fertilizing. Then why not every farm
er grow sheep. and those who feel so
inclined operate sheep ranch? 1t is
a paying business.-Farm and Ranch.
The progress., 1904-01-16
GOOD BACON HOGS.
Appreciate Good Bacon Rather
Than Fat Pork.

The American people need some ed
ucation before they can appreciate
good bacon. We are nation of
grease eaters and want solid chunks
of hog fat and want plenty of lard in
which to fry our food, for fried food
being difficult and slow of digestion,
allays hunger for longer time than
more digestible food. And then food
saturated with hog grease is more
easily swallowed, thus enabling us to
eat faster, and more of it before hun
ger is appeased. We are pushing,
money-making race. and can not afford
to waste our time eating food that
must be masticated, and saturated
with saliva before it can be swallowed.
Therefore, much time is saved by sat
urating our food with crease. As for
its unhealthfulness, we care little. We
have physicians, everywhere and they
must live, and it would be cruel, if
not selfish, to adopt a system that
would deprive them of much of their
hog, or the lard hog, brings the best
prices at the great pork factories, and
before the bacon hog can be grown
successfully our people must learn to
appreciate good bacon, rather than fat
pork. The Tamworth is the favorite
bacon hog of Great Britain and the
Scandinavian countries. They are very
prolific, good breeders and of large
size; they have deep bodies and arched
backs. which insures large sides: their
bones are large, legs very strong and
feet well formed and powerful. These
hogs are kindly disposed and very
vigorous and healthy. PERHAPS il these
hogs were raised in large rumbers,
good market could be built up for
them. But at present the demand is
for pork and grease, and not for bacon
with alternate layers of fat and lean.
At present we would not advise the
raising of Tamworth hogs except for
home rse. Poland Chinas, Berkshires.
Durce-Jerseys. andoother breeds that
fRp largely to fat. are best for market
The progress., 1904-01-16
FOR THE DESK.

ivory paper weights have round ball
tops carved represent heads and faces,
They are rather costly and are usually
set on a small standard.
A small desk made Of hardwood that
is just large enough for dollys use proves
to be full of note paper and envelopes
and in the top are pen and pencil.
Foi the desk of the busy man who
goes in and out is little silver indicator
in watchlike form which is set to tell
the time of his return. On the face are
the words will Return" the hands to be
set at the time.
For the desk is shown an ink well and
pen tray combined. 1t represents bit
of water, along which two hunting dogs
are running in search of beaver which
sits on rock. This rock is the ink we'll
and the beaver is the handle by which
the cover Is lifted.
The progress., 1904-01-16
HERE AND THERE.

If any single farmer possessed all
the grain wasted in one year by the
farmers in single state his name
would stand high in the catalogue of
millionaires.
Much of the beauty of any busi-
ness is in the profitableness of it; and
yet many farmers pursue their avoca-
tion year after year with only the most
meager profits.
Scrub stock and bad farming go
together. When you see the scrub
stock you know all you want to know
about the kind of farmer who owns
them.
On account of late planting, disre-
gard of character of seed, rains,
droughts, boil worms, boil weevils and
red rust, it is possible that the en-
tire cotton crop will not sell for more
than 5000 100000.
"A poultry journal says ducks
should not be required to roost with
the chickens. And there is no indics-
ton in the paragraph or the context
tudl IL was luteilutu dS q june JiSt
fancy a duck roosting.
I'm almost every case of vicious
ness in a horse, the horse has con-
tracted the vice from man. In cases
of inherited vice it is the fault of the
man if it has not been cured. Vicious
corrupt horses as well Is
men.
In the growing of hogs or other
live stock, good pasturage and plenty
of it is the cheapest OF all feeds. and
as good as any that can be deviea1
for animal growth. Pasturage IN
creases the profits by curtailing the
cost of production.
indications are tina, throughout
the Sountf. eggs are becoming un-
usually scarce on account of the short
crop" Why SIGH a contingency should
be general throughout SO large a coun- /
try is hard to explain, unless, perhaps. !
hens are partaking of the great strike |
epidemic now everywhere prevailing.
What their deRsfids are We car not
amagine. Perhaps the cold sio"''ys |
people can enlighten uAN !
The progress., 1904-01-16
.": Another club woman, Mrs. Haule, Of
Edgerton, Wis, tells how she was cured
of Irregularities and uterine trouble, ter
rible pains. and backache, by the use Of
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable, Compound.

"DEAa MRs PNKHAM: while ago my health began to fail
because OF female troubles The doctor did not help me- remem
Compound occasions for Irregularities and uterine troubles
and felt that could not harm trial
certainly glad to find that within week felt much better
terrible pains the back and side beginning and
the time OF menstraon did not have nearly serious time
heretofore continued its for MONTHS and at the end
that time was like really fet better in
life have not had sick headache since and weigh pomds
than did, unhesiatngly recommend your medicheMRs
MAY HAULE Edgon Wis, Pres Household Economics Club
The progress., 1904-01-16
COuldn.f LnIlr Hin

"Ah. what a bright little boy,
Wouldn't you like TO earn a penny by
carrying this letter TO Mr. SMITH"
Please. sir. I'm too bright for that
Mr. Smith lives two miles from here
Two cents a mile Is my very lowest
rate "-Chicaeo American
The progress., 1904-01-16


Tho idea may prevail that the main
feature Of an agricultural course is to
teaSh boys to plow, SOW and reap, and
to do other familiar manual labor Of
the farm. Such instruction Is chisAy,
necessary for the boy from the city
who has never handled a farm toe
What the boy needs most to study
the natural sciences which unde(
all farm practices. He needs to n
the laws Of plant life as he may 'f.
of them In botany. He needsy q.
the habits of insects that ,d
fruits and vines as he mYN N
in entomology. He need n NJ
the composition and r.
critics of the soil as he may
in chemistry and physics. n
these four sciences have large D.
in course in agriculture. The stA
dent likewise needs knowledge jof
English history, civil government,
mathematics, drawing, ETC., that he
may become well-rounded mana
good citizen as well as handy man at
his vocation. An agricultural course
is one Of the most delightful person
may follow. Some men. say it is the
best course in the universities which
have an agricultural department, be-
cause it deals so intimately with the
things of everyday life.-Sunset Mag
azine.
The progress., 1904-01-16
The Rest Remedy.

He-But if a man won't take no for
an answer.
Sbe-Then there is only one thing
the girl can do-say yes-to someone
else.-Puck
The progress., 1904-01-16
She-She has red hair, hasn't she?
He-No; Titan. She's worth a mil.
lion.-Chicago Chronicle.
Cheer Tn.

Never mind what troubles press
Robin life CT peace an rest;
Always try to look your best,
Tellin' folks: Good mornin'."
Chicago Inter Ocean.
The progress., 1904-01-16

rs this the part of the fowl you like.
Tommy" asked the frugal uncle. pass
ing him plate containing small por-
tion of the breast
Yes, that's the kind. guncle Jube."
responded Tommy. passing it back
GIVE me some. please. "A Chicago Tri-
bune
The progress., 1904-01-16

One of the ladies' literary clubs at
Mudgeville has given up the struggle"
"Why?"
''Oh, the other club has outdressed 1t
at every point."-Judge.
The progress., 1904-01-16
4 Tip for Husband IA d =

This is the reason Solomon
Was thought TO be so wise
He never Dragged unto his wives
About his mothers pies.
Chicago Daily News.
The progress., 1904-01-16
Those Rainy Sundays.

She bought pretty bonnet.
With wealth of fixings on it,
And she fancied that would do her for
awhile;
1t rained she couldn't air it
Three Sundays couldn't wear it,.
And now the blooming thing is out of
style.
-Yonkers Statesman.
The progress., 1904-01-16
That Dear Boy.

Father-Don't ask so many ques-
-tions, Tommy. You're not supposed to
know everything that goes on around
here"
Tommy-No, but do, though. Gin
cinnati Commercial Tribune.
The progress., 1904-01-16
The New Firm.

Where Doubt e. Wait had failed an
where
The ruins of their enterprise
Were scattered round in sorry heaps,
Offensive to the publics eyes.
The firm of Hope & Try set up
And hung their sign above the door;
There stands fine establishment,
Where failures ruins were before.
Chicago Record d-Herald
The progress., 1904-01-16
Elemental.

Water and land are elements.
A tsociaD world from chaos springs,
When mamma lands belted earl.
And papa waters stocks and things.
pncL
The progress., 1904-01-16

A bibulous, booze fighting Mr..
Once went on terrible twr
He choked on Glove,
Sat down on the stove,
And contracted therefrom quite bir
Milwaukee Sentinel
The progress., 1904-01-16
The Vital Question.

She-Folks say you only married me
because | had money"
He-Nonsense! My principal reason
for marrying you was because I had
nOue-JuCge
The progress., 1904-01-16
Wight Have Beep.

Her spinsterhood she finds no Joke,
This maid who once said: Mo-
And now she's sorry that she spoke
That word long years ago.
-l'.nrInna.i Ernn.irrr
The progress., 1904-01-16
A Skepffc.

Tom-You evidently don't believe
there is any danger of race suicide.
Dick-No such luck. My wealthy
uncle has just gone and got married.
Brooklyn Life.
The progress., 1904-01-16
In the p0rlOr Too.

New Boarder-What is the landlady's
daughter playing?
Old Boarder-A mixture of airs from
a lot of old operas-a sort of musical
hash, you Known Y. Weekly.
The progress., 1904-01-16
simply Get. II Charwed.

Mrs. Benham-I suppose you think
have a good deal of curiosity?
Benham-Well, when you want a
new hat you never seem to have any
curiosity to know whether l can afford
it or not.-Brooklyn Life.
The progress., 1904-01-16
Rights of Pedestrians,

Winks-What are you carrying that
boat horn around for?
Jinks-That's to blow when | want
automobilists and bicyclists to get out
of my way.-N. Y. Weekly.
The progress., 1904-01-16
Hns To Do 1t OtherYyiae

''The rank injustice of the thing"
Said the centipede, ''makes me sick
Here / am with hundred feet
And | can't use one for a kick
Chicago Tribune.
The progress., 1904-01-16
A Clannish Crowd,

Patience-Artists do not patrrntze
one another do they?
Patrice-I think not | never aw a
great pianist riU looked as if le had
ever been to barber Yolrkers States
man. s,
The progress., 1904-01-16
A VexatiOus Affair.

did that football rusher feel badly
when his jaw was broken?"
"Oh, he was very much annoyed. You
see, he couldn't help yell at the end OF
the game. IN. Y. Times
The progress., 1904-01-16

Binks-Miss Knit is strongly op-
posed to race suicide.
Jinks-How do you know?
Bin3s-She is determined to increase
our family by insisting on being a sis
ter to me.-Ohio State Journal
The progress., 1904-01-16
Losing an Opportunity.

THE curtain goes up at Sis, so
We'll be just in time"
But if we have a box, it really
seems a shame to be so punctual. -
Brooklyn Life.
The progress., 1904-01-16
FOREARMED.

Miss Roques-I feel sure, Mr.. Light
by, that you couldn't support me with
out assistance"
Mr. Lightby-Yes, could. I've been
studying physical culture the last six
months.-Chicago Daily News.
The progress., 1904-01-16
She Wan skepticaI.

Husband latter the show)-I didn't
enjoy the performance very much.
forgot my glasses.
Wife-That's queer. Your breath GER
tainly doesn't indicate it.-Cincinnati
Enquirer
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Prison-Worker-My man, what is
the cause of your being here?
Convict-Well. me lawyer knew too
little an de jury knew too much
Judge