Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1904-05-07

dUVG' fINllVGe ilHnttN VIII ne TO-
nominated and reelected.
Hon. oliver II. Horton has made Il
model judge. lie should hc reelected
10 the bench.
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II appears that neither the Demo.
crJtS nor the Republicans are thinking
uf nominating an Ohio man this year.
even for Vice President. This is al.
most uucanuy.
Gucle Joe Cannon Is grateful to the
boys for the nice bouquet they handed
him Just before Congress adjourned,
hut he doesn't want the vice prcsidcu.
cy any more than hc lid before.
Notice of 4 contest "t the recent al
dermauic election in the Eleventh Ward
was filed 10y James Hammer against
Rudolph Hurt. dui the Council ordered
tile ballots i'm the Fourteenth Ward r..
counted IN the contest nf Thomas T..
Eaton against Alderman Maypolc.
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The Municipal Voters. League. Re
publican newspapers were very rcluct-
ant 10 admit liurrison's defeat ut the
Democratic primaries,
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Chicago has over 2Nb,NH inhahlt-
ant. and the government does not dare
come ont into thS alley and say 1t has
not.
The Stpubrn County Wine Company
j. renowned for it, fair dealing.
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John l.. Hopkins carried his ward
and district.
Clarence :. barrow would make
splendid Congressman. lie should he
nominated aud elected in the Eighth,
District.
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Thomas u. Knight will make II good
States Attorney.
Michael shields is one of the best
members of the School Board.
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Chairman Fred II. Rowe has sent
out notices of Il meeting of the Repub.
lean State Committee next Tuesday
morning to arrange the details of the
state Convention. The meeting will
I've at Springfield. and the PRINCIPAL
work will bc to make up the tempor-
AIRY roll of delegates. nccessltnting a
review of the contests In twelve coun.
ties, and choose n temporary chairman.
Under the new milk law we should
speedily discover whether the water
ing i done at the farm pump or the
city hydrant.
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Transparent umbrellas are n late
novelty in London. The substance of
which they are made has the color OF
ivory, and It's constitution IL secret
OF the inventor. II we could only get
composition that would turn blue
ana ring a bell in the presence of the
scoundrel who has sighted our um.
brella and Is planning TO lift IT, II
might be of considerable practical
value.
The money the Government pays the
old soldiers in pensions Is ut once
put In circulation, and tradesmen OF
every community get most of II. |,
is pYt the idle dollar Of the nabob but
the himble dollar of the poor man 20.
ing about like u missionary ana dOins
good In the channels of trade.
Only a lawyer can explain why q
railway company should pay u wo
man $4,000 because two men hug
ged her" while travelling on one Of the
company's trains. The company
claims that the verdict was eXces
s!ve. Perhaps the hugglng was exces
slve.
DR.. T.. BENJAMIN Andrews says that
the Presidents race suicide theory II
Il good one but that it can he over
worked. DIR. Andrews says that tel
children Is too many. \ few mor'
bits of wise advice and the American
people may yet learn how TO regulate
their family affairs.
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King Edward has had his hat copy
righted so that other people will no
wear one like 1t. II would bc NOR
10 the point 10 have his umbrella copy
Tlghtcd. so that our friends might no
have temporary lapscs Of memory i
It's presence.
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The geological discovery that III
western mines of the United State
can produce unlimited quantities o
radlum follows closely upon the heel
Of the discovery that radium is no
good for anything.
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America has begun 10 set the style
NJ the world I'm wearing apparel, a
vol! as in freedom. An English sho
manufacturer with branch stores /
many large European cities r. maxim