Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1904-08-26
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CO HE narrative which I am about
to write was told to me one
bleak night, In country parlor.
1t was one Of those nights liz mid
winter, when the wind swept over the
land, making everything Jingle with
its frosty breath, that was seated be-
fore blazing fire, surrounded by
jolly half dozen boys and an old bach
elor. Peter Green, about forty and
eight years old.
1t was just the night without to
make those within enjoy a good story,
20 each OF us had to tell his favorite
story, save Mr.. Green, and as he was
jolly story-teller, we were somewhat
surprised to hear him say, II have no
story that would interest you,' SO we
had to find other entertainments for
while, when one Of the boys told me
70 ask him how 1t happened that he
never got married. So did
4 We'll, gentlemen" he began, ut does
not seem right for me tell how that
happened, but as 1t Is about myself,
don't care much. You see when was
young we bad to walk as far as Ave
miles to church, and singing school,.
which was our chief enjoyment. But
this don't have anything to do with my
not getting a wife, but just wanted
to show you that we had some trouble
them days in getting our sport.
John Smith and l were like broth
ers, or like Mary and her lamb
Where one went the other was sure to
go. So we went to see two sisters, and
as we were not the best boys imagln-
able, the old gentleman took umbrage
and would not allow us to come near
the house, SO we would take the girls
to the end of the lane, and there we
would have to take the final kiss.
I'VE soon got tired Of this sort of
fun, and told John, on our way to
singing school one night. that l was
going to take Sadie home, and that |
was going into the house, too. He said
the old man would ruin us II did.
Il told him was going to risk 1t
anyhow, let come what would. He said
he would risk 1t II would.
$50 home we went with the girls.
When we got to the end Of the lane
told the girls we proposed going all the
way.
''They looked at each other In way
didn't like too well, but said they
(the old folks) would be in bed, 80 they
didn't care If we did. They were a
little more surprised when told them
we thought of going In little while,
but all was quiet when we got to the
house, as we had no trouble In getting
into the kitchen. Then and there we
had our first court. and made up my
mind to ask Sadie to be my wife the
next time came.
1T was now past the turn of the
night, and as we had four miles to
walk. l told John we had better be GO
ing. So we stepped out on the porch,
but just then the sky was lighted up
by lighting, and one tremendous thun-
der peal rolled along the mountain
sides. Its echo had not died away in
the far Off wales until the rain began
to pour from. the garnered fullness of
the clouds. We waited Tor 1t to stop
until we were all sleepy, when the girls
said we could go to bed in the little
led out of the kitchen, as their father
did not get up early we could be at
home before the old folks were astir.
So after bidding the girls good night,
and wishing them sweet dreams, and
promising them to come back on the
next Saturday night, we started to
bed.
''We didn't have far to 60, as the bed
stood near the head Of the stairs. John
: was soon in bed, but as l was always
a little slow and full of curiosity. l
was looking around the little room.
"At last thought would sit down
on chest. which was spread over
with nice white cloth, while drew
of my boots, so down l sat, when,
stars Of the East went plump into
big custard piel
II thought John would die laughing,
for he said smashed that custard into
shapeless mass and the plate right in
two. You see we had to be awful
quiet, so the old man would not hear.
II was now ready to get into bed, 80
1 put the light out and picked up my
boots, thinking to put them in more
convenient place, when down one of
my legs went through a pipe hole.
which had been covered by paper. up
to my hip.
.Now one part Of me was up stairs
while the longest part OF me was In
the kitchen. As my leg was very long,
1t reached shelf which was occupied