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Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-06-08

tanned mere He issWiutng to do any
kind Of work, il sober and Industrious,
and is wellRliked ~ the members Of
the band. I'M vi zsts3 .'a. =
E sssS8sa9a $&gf5 ,t9 Z. - - sSSss #
solemnlzed ati the church-The
wedding ,of Miss Zulu M. Kupitz and
Mr.. Andrew D. Anderson will be
solemnized At ST.. Mary's church of
this city on June 9, 1904, Rev. FIR.
Clemens officiating. The ceremony
will begin at 8 O'clock in the evening
and promises to- be the social event
OF the season. An elaborate musical
program. has been prepared. The
services at the church are open to the
general public and will be followed by
a reception at the residence of the
brides parents. Invitations issued
are for attendance both at the church
and the reception.
Undiscovered cross-There is a
force Of hnemen from the electric
light, telephone and trolley companies
at work today trying to discover a
cross that exists between the tele-
phone and the trolley wires. A num-
Der of telephones were burned out this
morning because of the cross, in
some instances the instruments them.
woodwork, being scorch|ed. In Ahis
event it has been impossible to oper-
ate the trolley today and cars are idle.
The cross had not been discovered at
a late hour this afternoon. So many
phones have been burned out there
will probably be no night service after
eleven O'Clock tonight.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-06-08

Help the Band Members Of the
band assure the Tribune that it is not
80 much direct financial aid that is
necessary to maintain = band, as for
those interested to find employment
for some Of the nonresident members
who are desirable as members Of the
band and who are proficient in music,
but who being strangers. find It diff
cult 10 obtain employment. Notable
among these II Nh. Meyers. an ex-
part clarionet player, vino came here
recently "a search q employment, who
IL well pleased with the city hut for
whomit will Pc necessary TO md some
kind OF employment II he Ii TO be re-
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-06-08
DOMINIC j. MURPHY CHOSEN.

Selected as Secretary Of Panama Canal
- Commission. E. ,5s2 &, n. 49,
Washington, June S.Dominic, ].
Murphy, commissioners of pensions un,
der President Cleveland, has been.
elected by the Panama canal commits
sion as secretary Of that body. - a
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-06-08

MODERN BROTHERHOOD OF AMERICA.
Meets every End and 18th Thursday of each
:. month in Oddfellows' Hall A. F. Mar
quett, President; Mrs. Ida White, Secretary.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-06-08

The Missouri building at the
Worlds Fair contains a model circu-
lating library.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-06-08
, KNIGHTS OF PYTHIAS.

ST. ELMO LODGE, NO. 4. MEETS EVERY
Wednesday evening, at K. P. hall, Bake
! block f. L. Townsend, c. c. L. D. Nc
Gahan, K. of r. and S.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-06-08

Entertainment-The pupils of the
parochial school assisted by the young
ladies of st. Mary's parish are re-
hearsing for an entertainment to be
given June 18th at the Atheneum.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-06-08

Graduating Exercises at the Church
to thirty or forty leaks in the
Atheneum roof it is in an unfit condi-
tion to hold the graduating exercises
and they will be held in the Presbyter-
ian church. The doors will open at
7:45. Exercises begin at $3.50.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-06-08

tanned here. He issWilling to do any
kind of work isi sober and industrious,
and is wellsliked by the members Of
the band. %#~ Nj zss44% ~. 4
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-06-08

Splendid Rainfall Splendid rainfall
has been the experience of the Mis-
souri, slope for the past week. An
other heavy rain fell last night
Farmers are jubilant and the outlook
is beyond the expectations of the most
sanguine.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-06-08

Will Attend-Captain w. F. Cush-
ing who is with the North Dakota ex-
hibit at St. Louis will return for the
encampment at Devils Lake, in his
position as captain of Company A. !,
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-06-08

stockyards Superintendent G.
Hliaggart has been appointed superin-
tendent of the stock yards on the
N. P. railroad between Fargo and
Glendive. john is a bright yohng|
man and will very creditably fill the
Office.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-06-08

No Children Manufacturing to the
limited capacity of the Presbyterian
church no children will be admitted to
the graduating exercises tonight ex-
cept brothers and sisters Of the
graduates. 4
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1904-06-08

Itinerary for Guard-Adjutant Cen
eral Miller will issue a. general order
this week governing the travel of the
several companis in the state to the
encampment at Devils Lake. Com
pany A leaves Bismarck on the after
noon Of June 20 and goes to James
town via the Northern Pacific where
they go north to Leeds and then to
Devils Lake. r.
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1904-11-25
Sure to Destroy Memory.

Brown have just discovered
what it is that destroys mans mem
DRY completely.
Green-What is it--alcohol or to-
bacco?
Brown-Neither; it is doing him a
favor-Modern Society.
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1904-11-25
Salvation Wiki Food,

Fourteen-year-old Emma, who had
come home from her first days school
ing in elementary physiology, was
questioned by her parents as to what
she had learned
Papa" she complained, Il don't
think l like physiology"
why not, my dear?
well. teacher was explaining di-
gestion to us to-day, and she said we
had to mix salvation with every
mouthful Of food. Weekly
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1904-11-25
To the Point.


Its a strange thing to me- logan
Mrs. Stubb, an ominous frown rising
on her brow.
What's strange, Martha?" ventured
Mr.. Stubb.
why. when a man goes out 10 paint
the town red he never succeeds IN
painting anything but his nose"
And Mr.. Stub said he thought he
better go, as it looked like rain.
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1904-11-25
To Points of View.

He-Your eyes remind me OF bot
tie of champagne.
She-And why, pray?
He-Because they sparkle so.
She-You remind me of the empty
bottle.
He-What's the answer?
She-You don't pop.
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1904-11-25
The Usual Ihinu.

Now, children" said the pretty
Sunday school teacher. Goliath was
the champion of the Philistines, and
David was the champion of the Israei-
ties. They had a great combat, in
which David overcame Goliath. Then
what do you suppose David did,"
Went on the stoige, in course."
yelled little Larry textbook. who IS
familiar with champions and heir
ways
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1904-11-25
What Could Have DispIeased Her?

1t was at the close of the wedding
breakfast. One of the guests arose,
and. glass in hand, said:
Il drink 10 the health Of the bride
groom. May he see many days like
this
The intention was good, but the
bride looked up as if something had
displeased her.-London Tit-Bits.
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1904-11-25

Mrs. Neurich-How's my SON get
tin along with his lessons?
Private Tutor-Very nicely, mad
am; although it is sometimes difficult
for him to catch an idea at times.
Mrs. Neurich-Well, I'd have you
know he don't have to catch 'em. We
can afford to buy him all the ideas
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1904-11-25
Something in a Name

Customer-"Have you the Ell Flora
lie Perfectorino cigar?"
Dealer-"No, sir; but We have the
celebrated Ypsilanti Habana de Victor
lnvincible brand"
Customer-"What do they retail
for?"
Dealer-"Three for a nickel"
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1904-11-25
Quite a Natural Inference.

20 John,' said Mrs. Bargen, look
ing up from her paper, who do you
think is dead?"
Good gracious! Poor DumIey 81
exclaimed her husband.
"Oh, no. What made you think
it was he?"
Il met him yesterday and gave him
my birthday"
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1904-11-25
A GasIiqht Economist.

Anxious Mother-Nellie, dear, do
you think that young Higgins, who
has been calling on you twice a week
for some time, is matrimonislly in
clined?
Pretty Daughter-Really don't
know what to think, mamma, dear.
He has such a knack of keeping one
in the dark
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1904-11-25
Two Minutes,

Nell-Miss Passay says Mr.. Golden
proposed to her on Wednesday night
but she didn't give. him her answer
until Thursday.
Bell-If that's true, I'll bet he pro-
posed at 11:59 p. NJ, and was ac-
copied at 1901 a. m.
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1904-11-25
Civ Visitors OVERSIGHT.

Uncle Josh (after seeing urban
quest take the train)-Thet Teller MAJ
know heap about city ettyket, but
he wouldn't pass fer no Chestyfield m
these parts.
Uncle 'Lish-Wouldn't hey?
Uncle Josh-No, sir. Why. he
stayed weth me three days an never
once proposed t. go out an look at
my hawgs.-Judge.
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1904-11-25
Chance After Marriage.

Howes-Talk about men being
changed by matrimony! The women
are just as bad, If not worse.
Barnes-Think so, Ell?
Howes-Yes, do. There's my
wife, for example. When was
counting her she believed everything
l told her, now she won't believe a
word l say.
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1904-11-25
Arraiuned in Advance.

Nov. dear" said Mr.. Polkley, who
had just been accepted, when shall
l speak to your father?"
You needn't bother" replied the
dear girl. "Pa said he'd speak to
you tomorrow if you didn't speak to
me tonight"
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1904-11-25
Kept Them Busy.

Il hope, your honor said the bad
man, that you will be lenient with
me. l have number of people de-
pending on me for their daily bread"
"Relations?" queried the judge.
NO" answered the prisoner. Po-
licemen and detectives"
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1904-11-25
Seeking Her Hand.

Sir" began the timid youth, as he
entered the Office, Il am in search
er-that is. came to seek your
daughters hand
We'll. it isn't anywhere in this vi
entity" interrupted the stern parent.
shes probably using it as a piano
thumper about this time OF day
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1904-11-25
Point of View.

She-"I think every woman is eu-
titled to be considered mans equal
He Cher admirer) if she is
willing to bring herself down to his
level l don't see why she shouldn't be
,llowed to pose as his equal"
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1904-11-25
Deadly Insult to the LandIady.

The landlady is just hopping mad
at old man Sharp"
What is the trouble now?"
"Old man Sharp tasted the butter
yesterday and suddenly reached over
and handed the landlady two tickets
to the pure food show"
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1904-11-25
Cause and Effect.

Mrs. Neighbors-"I'm sorry to hear
that your husband is ill"
Mrs. Homer-."Oh. I guess it isn's
anything serious"
Mrs. Neighbors-"What seems to be
the trouble?"
Mrs. Homer-"He took a fancy to a
new brand of health food and ate too
much OF It."
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1904-11-25
DIAGNOSIS.

Your trouble, madam said the
physician, seems to be due to an ex-
cess OF adipose tissue"
my goodness" exclaimed Mrs
Piumpton Il wonder if that isn't
what makes me SO fat?'
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1904-11-25
One Mans Luck.

Hyker-"I played in great luck at
the races to-day"
Pyker-"So? Quit winner, en-"
Hyker-"No, but a friend at the
track gave me a car ticket. SO didn't
have to walk home
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1904-11-25
AS 1t Should Be.

Marvin-Good gracious. Kerwin.
why don't you turn off the steam!
Your office is as hot as an oven.
Kerwin-Well that's as it should
be- This, you now, is where make
my family's daily bread.
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1904-11-25
Not Sure of His Job

Not Sure OF His Job.
Gussie-You may spurn me now
Miss Ihones, but remember that I
may not always be stock brokers'
clerk.
Miss Jhones-No, that's just it. You
may lose your job at any time.
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1904-11-25
Just Why He Is a rranon

Charitable old lady-But why do Won
so tramping through the country like
this, my poor man?
The vagrant-Weil, mum, the truth
is, I've heard that these ere Pullman
cars is rather stuffy.
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1904-11-25

Quite a Different Thing.
Towne - What's young Kad1ey
worth?
BroWne-About 80 cents.
Towne-Nonsense! he's got lots of
money.
Browne-Oh. yes; 100000 at
least Why don't you say what you
mean?
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1904-11-25

Verdict Comes More Slowly.
I'D rather bet on a horse race than
on an auto race"
"Why?"
You don't lose SO quickly"
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1904-11-25

@.n.a -. Cos Last Words.
De Style-What did your rich uncle
leave YOU when he diedo
Gunbusta--Nothing.
De Style-Didn't he say anything
to you before he passed away?
Gunbusta-Yes; he said nothing
was too good for me.-Criterion.
A Promising Pupil.
Toni hear your sister is studying
stenography.
Jack-Yes.
Tom-How is she progressing?
.Iack-Oh. she is already able to de-
tect the errors in the instruction
books.
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1904-11-25
Not Much of a Prospect.

MOT NtUCT1 OF FfCSFeCt
Eoy-Is Il dollar week all am tC
get?
Superintendent - Oh, no; besides
your salary, you will learn the bust
ness.
Boy-And when l learn the bust
ness, do get more pay?
experimentation, dear, no. When
vou are worth more we shall let you
so and take another boy and let him
learn the business.-Boston Tran
script.
Dead Easy.
Say. pop, how do parrots talk?'
I'm pollysyllables, l suppose"
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-12-03
HORSE cORED TO DEATH.
Owner. Playing Part of l1asaaor, Raas
 For His Life.

Forestville, Dec 3.-Albert c. Root was until yesterday the owner Of a valuable bull and until the day berora of va1uabSa horse. The bull was of the Alderney variety, old and ugly, and in some way got loose and started out oT1 a rampage. He made life pre- cariol1s for the dwellers of the little village of Forestville and none os the residents dared to go on the streets for several hours.
 The owner did not know how to cor ral the bull, but finally hit upon the plan of having an amateur bull fight, although his object was not so much to furnish sport for the people as it was to get the animal safely into the barn. He mounted one of bis horses and started out to round up the ani- mal Whether the bull had been trained or not is not known, but that the horse had not been trained is cer- tain, as the first lunge that the infuri- afed bull made resulted in the disem- boweling of the horse and the unseat- ing of the rider, who sought safety in flight.
 The modern bull fight was witnessed by several residents at safe dis tance. The bull finally tired and was caught and hutchereu.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-12-03
VISITS WATERBURY.

Brigadier A. Lamb, who has charge of the Salvation Army in Southern New England, visits Waterbury oll Sunday and will conduct three lser- vices, Il a. m. and s p. III. in the hall, 405 South Main street, and at 8 p. m. he will speak ia the First NJ E. church on "The Romance of the Sal vation Army" The brigadier mas spoken at the Jacques theater for two successive years to the Y. M. c. A., and has also preached in one of our Baptist churches. His work gives him the oversight Of the different corps in Southern New England and thus he visits the various towns periodically. The brigadier is regarded as an inter esting speaker and has had the privi- lege of speaking in some of the differ ent churches in his division The brigadier hopes to create fresh inter est by his visit.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-12-03
HOW $l. GOO MADE MILLION
P1r. Vanderbilt Tells an Interesting
 Story of Fabulons Profits.

New York, Dec 2.--A novel booklet is creating a sensation in financial circles here, and Wall street is deeply interested in it, particularly as it Is being circulated by w. C., Vanderbilt. He tells how he made a million dol- lars by investing thousand, and the story is intensely interesting.
 MT Vanderbilt was interviewed at his offices in No 100 William street, IN. Y., and stated he was pleased that his booklet had been so well received. He said: '.I met so many people who were groping in the dark about flnan- cfal matters I decided to publish some of the things have learned about business, and send 1t out as tribute to my personal friends. But, dear me, my friends told every body about it, and my mail is flooded with requests for the booklet. Therefore. have decided that can do, nothing, better for my fellowman than to send q copy of it to anyone who will write to me at No 100 William street.
 "Do you intend to distribute these free?''
 Certainly" he responded, s'because I know no one will be interested in the matter except those who have say ed enough money and want toiknow how to make their savings earn more than simple interest, hence will be doing the best s@vice for those who need it most, and that is the real es- sence of true philanthropy. I would like to have applicants for this book write me fully and will be pleased to send any one copy"
 At least score of bankers and fin ancial men, who were interviewed subsequently all agreed that Mir Vanderbilt's book should be in every body's hands who desired to improve their condition financially.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-12-03
TIMELY TOPICS

Great line of warm goods at the Boston Family shoe store.
 J. S. Neagle says you don't have to have the money saved up before you buy home. See him.
 Three bottles for $1 at Brass City Liquor Co.'S. If bought separately would be worth $2.50.
 ID. l.. Dickinson & Son say they keep just the kind of food to make your hens lay,
 Nugent's pharmacy has all the latest and best at their hot soda counter
 P 1T. Garrity will sell a Boynton steam boiler for $T0, if sold before De> cember 10.
 Upson, Singleton x Go have put in a new lot of smoking jackets and bath robes, $4.75 to $7.75.
 Isabella fox scarfs for $4.9S at Mil, Ter. X Peck's. Children's fur sets $1.25, kid gloves 59c.
 Lyon's tooth powder at 17c box tonight at Curran's. Tooth brushes 7c. bone hair pins 7c a dozen.
 Reid & Hughes will sell children's sleeping garments, with feet, at 21c to- night; jersey ribbed corset covers 19e.
 Money saving prices and double Hunt stamps at Castles market to- night.
 When thinking of your Christmas gift the Hampson-S -Sellew store should come to your mind.
 Mems heavy outing flannel night shirts at 57c tonight at Grieve, Bisset < Holland's
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-12-03
IN THE POLICE COURT.
I've Woman in Court Over nasssr
 of Twenty csnts.


 William Kelly had the dock in the city court all, to himself tlds morning. He was charged with violating his probation and his defense was that he had not had steady work and did not know where the probation officer, Mir Combellack, superintendent of the Boys club, keeps his office. Occar sionally he gets job from a coal dealer in the east end. Last Febru- aTy he was put on probation to pay fine of So and costs. To-day he was sent to Jail to work it out.
 Modestino Marine was charged with assault. Mrs Rose Bailey is neighbor of the fair Italian She also, it seems, is seamstress for her neigh borhood. There was some question between her and the accused as to her accuracy in cutting out dress for the latters little daughter, which tralasac- tion made the dressmaker the other s creditor to the amount Of twenty cents. Thursday Mrs Marine gave her another dress to cut out, and she cuu 1t. But she refused to give up the goods unless she was paid for both transactions. Then came the trouble. Mrs Bailey said Mrs Marine had d knife under her apron and threatened her with it. Mrs Marine, backed up by a friend, denied this. The court found that while there was no assault there was breach of the peace and l imposed fine of $7 and costs.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-12-03
MASS MEETING
 AT THE JACQUES

George A. Warburton of New York city will address the mass meeting for men in Jacques opera house next Sunday afternoon. Mir Warburton is a very good speaker. and is accus- toned to addressing large audiences of men. He is the railroad secretary of New York city of the Young Mems Christian association and has particu- lar charge of the Vanderbilt Railroad Mems building on Madison avenue, next to the Grand Central depot. MT Warburton is also editor of. Railroad Mens' a monthly magazine. '..
 MT Warburton is q young man, wig orous and whole-souled, interested in men and things. He has a message of interest and power, and speaks from a large experience in dealing with all classes of men. His address next Sunday will be one, of peculiar. attrac- ttveness on the subject, 1.-The Place of Religion. in the Life of a Man."
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1904-12-03
ELKS MEMORIAL SERVICE
Program Will be Carried Out At PolRs
 To.Norrow Niaht.

Tomorrow night Polls theater will be filled to it's capacity on the occasion of the Elks' memorial service. The program is one of rare excellence and the stage settings promise to be beau tlful. The boxes and part of the low CT floor will be reserved for invited guests and friends of the lodge, oth- erwise the entire house will be thrown open to the public. There are no cards of admission. Children un- accompanied by their parents or guardians will not be admitted as the boys made considerable noise in pre- vious years. The service will begin. at 8 o'clock. Tke members of the lodge should be i'll the rear of the stage as near 1885 as possible for a short rehearsal.
 The following is the program: Spring Song"
 Philharmonic Orchestra of Water
 bury, J. Albert Browne, leader. ''Marche Funebre" ........ Orchestra ''One Sweetly Solemn Thought.
 .... Imperial Quartet of Thomaston
 O. A. Beardslee, first tenor; c. F.
 Langenberger, second tenor; R.
 T. Bayley, first bass; B. R.
 Kaiser, second bass. Opening Ceremonies and Opening Ode.
 Exalted Ruler James E. Madigan
 and Lodge. invocation .s,. Chaplain Soprano solo-"Thy Will Be Done'' .......... Miss Katherine A. Rubey Cornet soio-''The Gates of PearI' ..s.... ............ Louis Bovine ! '"Thanatopsis" ....... Ullie Akerstrom Soprano solo-"0, Golden Land of Peace .. Miss T. Sheridan McNally Eulogy.
 The Rev ". H. I. Reaney, chap
 lain New York Lodge, No 1. 1 (a) "Traumerei.
 l (bl Romance ............ Orchestra Soprano solo Sion'' .... Miss Rubey Closing Ceremonies ......... Lodge ''There is a Green Fill Far Away l ........ .....s.. .s.......:. Quartet Benediction.
 'Auld Lang Syne'' ....... Orchestra Hans Saro will accompany on tho piano.