The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-11-20

well, sir" said Mr.. Dooley, "Tm
happy to see how glad ivrybody Is
about what happened to we a week
ago last Choosdah.'
Much I care what they think" said
sIr. Hennessy.
Well it's a great consolation in be-
reavement," said Mr.. Dooley, ito
know that ye'er sorrow is a soorce iv
10y to others. All tn wurruld is glad
We got it where We did. TIL Gar turn
ed a summersault whin he heerd tn
news. TIL King iv Italy has not got
home since Fiction night. TIL Prisidint
w France called on Gin'ral Porther an
kissed him FIR tn Prisidint. TIL Pris-
idint iv Colombia illuminated tn Off
cyal palace an tillygrafted askin' if
there was anything Prisidint Rosen-
felt cud do to him that hadn't been
done TIL German Impror sat down
an wrote tn followin' cable: Con-
gratylations on ye'er Fiction as Kaiser
" tn well-born American people. May
yeer reign be long an happy. Toum
felix fastumque barazzas' which is
Latin FIR why can't we be frinds?'
But tn mos enthusyastic enthus
yasm was in England. On hearin' tn
glad news on tn Saturdah followin
TIL fiction, tn King STINT FIR Ambassa
dure Choate who came as fast as his
hands an knees wud carry him. Ar
irwin at Buckin'ham palace, his maj
esty gracyously extinded his foot an
ordhered him to convey his thanks to
his lille subjicks acrost tn sea. TIL
English pa-apers almost whit crazy
with approval. Says wan iv thin:
Thaydoor Rosenfelt is not states
man in tn English sinse. He wud not
compare with our ChaInberlains or
aven Markses. He is of more vulgar
type. Judged be tn English standards,
he is a coorse an oncultivated man.
But in America he stands high FIR good
taste an larnin'. We regard his ilic-
ton as a great triumph FIR tn Anglo
Saxon race. So long as Sicrety Hay
can restrain his longin' to rayturn to
his home an continue to sit on Capt.
Rosenfelt's head. TIL two countries
will be boun together in a way that
will double our joys an their sorrows.
While lawn Hay. that gr-reatest ~
American statesmen an almost good
enough FIR amy office iv a parochial
nature in this country. remains In
charge iv tn govermint at Wash'nton,
it can have our frindship with all that
this implies. Afther that we hope to
have our tariff again thin in wurruk-
in ordher an we won't care. We
await returns firm tn city iv Texas an
tn state iv Ohio. Massachusetts,, be-
fure maxim amy further commit.
$50 We see, Hinnissy, twas tn An
glo-Saxon vote that did it. l see now
what tn President was UP to whiin he
stint FIR Cassidy iv tn Clan-na-Gael
TIL Clan-na-Gael is wan iv tn sthrong-
est Anglo-Saxon organizations we
have. It's whole purpose is to i'm
prove AngIo-Sa2on civilization be ili-
vatin it. There's on'y wan way to
do it an that's tn wey they do. TIL
raison Cassidy an Kelly an Murphy
an Burke an Shea an all tn boys
up an down tn sthreet voted FIR Rosen-
felt was because they ARE Anglo-Sax
ons. TIL A. o. H. which, iv coorse
We know names All OF H'Englishmen
was FIR Rosenfelt fir tn same raison.
So it was with tn Anglo-Saxon turn
vereins an sangerfests. Me frind
Schwartzmeiser down tn sthreet voted
fr' Rosenfelt because iv his sthrong
feelin' in favor iv cimintin' tn alliance
between tn two nations. An he was
ilicted, hear.
''I wondher how he'll threat tn Anglo
Saxon firm now on. I'm proud iv bein
number Nv that great race, now
that me attintion has been called to
it. Gawd bless Anglo Saxony, says
with all me heart. 1t has made us q
free country. But in handin' around
tn medals afther tn victhry, 1 fair
wud see a few pinned to manly coats
that were not made in Bond sthreet
Give all tn branches iv that noble herd
a chance.
But this is tn way it usually goes
About "a year befure Fiction a mar
be tn name iv Sheehan or Sullivan OF
Casey makes up his mind that it:
about time to think iv nommynatin
somebody FIR th PRESIDENCY. He lookI
around him an havin' wanst run across
fellow in tn Ligislachure firm dowr
tn state somewhere that niver made
speech, he jumps aboord thrain an
tears off f'r tn country. Afther SONS
hours he finds a man than can stee
him to tn home Nv tn peoples choice
Judge Silas Higgins. TIL judge ray
oeives him in tn barn on account il
tn family an accepts tn call firm tn
people. He's surprised he hadn't hear,
1t befure. Casey says tn country 4
fairly ringin' with it. Casey come