The San Francisco call., 1904-11-12

sAlnS ter neN emmy mo run on ulS
yah aith.' he SEE, sez he, you'd bettah
hev it in de nex' two minutes, fo' at
de end oh dat pehyied oh time Ise
swine ter mex a cohpse OBJ yah Dem
WIZ his eXac' wuds. Jedge. en- all de
tine der WIZ dat yah gun stuck right
aGeDst nah abdomin. Ef lie bahtendah
hedn't hutted in en- disahmed him
suein' tragic wud hev happened right
dah."
'Twus all n josh. Jedge" Mr..
l1eadley pleaded, smilingly, and his
dental display was worth looking at.
Ed heah cudn't see de joke. but dat's
wot ii wuZ. Jes' thought Ah'd skeer
him a bit"
The Judge expressed his disapproval
Of Mr.. Headley's sense Of humor by
imposing a fine of SIS. and no sooner
were the words uttered than a buXom
and fashionably appareled negress ad-
Nanced 10 the clerks desk and paid
the cash price Of the defendants lib
Grafton The receipt was issued to
Jane Doe" but the chair warmers
unanimously opined that the woman's
real name was Anastatia Johnson,
cognOmen mentioned in almost every
contention of dance-hall society that
drifts into the Police Court.
Thomas Daily Of 1892 Folsom street
denied that he hurled rocks through
a window in the dwelling of his uncle.
Patrick DAILY, but Uncle Patrick had
a sackful OF rocks in Judge Fritz's
court and was ready to swear that
they were cast by the hand of Thomas
and aimed with intent TO break glass
ia his home. Several other Days
were present to testify in the case, but
the Judge continued it till he has more
time TO indulge in family history
Michael Ehllnger was in the same
court on a charge of window breaking
in the Richmond District. He was
cross-eyed as he faced the bench. but
the complaining witness. lady, de-
clared that his aim was not impaired
10y his optical defect, as every stone
he threw went straight TO its intended
goal. When il was explained that
when MIR. Ehlinger is angered his eyes
assume perfect straightness Of express
sion his Honor gave himself till next
Tuesday to study out the visual &C.
centricity.
Of battery a $50 Fell street, was on the
witness stand when Judge Mogan ad-
JOurned court and remained there till
long after his Honor had departed
from the Hall of Justice. Before or
dering adjournment the Judge contin-
ued the case till to-day and told Mr..
Jacobs that he might retire, but the
latter's wife commanded him to re-
.nain where he was, and she, of course,
was obeyed. Again the Judge inform
ed him that he was at liberty to step
down, and Mr.. Jacobs replied that his
wife told him to stay there. So there
the Judge left him
Fred c. Groth, who described him
on1F % -
Workers Union was dismissed by
Judge Fritz because the policeman
who charged him with peace disturb
ance failed to appear to prosecute. Mr..
Groth explained that he and a friend
went into a Grant-avenue restaurant
OH election night and were attacked
by a dog and that their resistance of
their arrest. The dog was a total
stranger to him. Mr.. Groth averred,
ard. without any provocation whatso-
ever, endeavored TO bite away a por-
ton of one of his (Mr. G.'s) friends
legs.
Frederick Bridge made his twen-
ueth appearance in the Police Court
on the charge of vagrancy and Judge
Mcgan intimated intention of sending
him to prison for six months. The
mans relatives, old and respected resi-
dents of San Francisco, requested his
arrest and suggested the punishment.
He is a hopeless dipsomaniac.
]. Sikh, a Japanese. smaller in stature
than the average of his race. was so
Mikado had sued for peace with the
Gar that he drank copiously of
whisky and then made night even
more hideous than is its wont on Du-
p0nt street. Compatriots, who were
ostensibly endeavoring to restrain the
little man, ran away when the police
man hove in sight; Fined s6-
Miss Lucille Adams said she thought
she recognized an "old towney' in the
person of Roundsman H. NJ. Smith
when he entered her home in the first
block OF Eddy street. He was in plain
attire and when she began question
Ing him as to why and when he left
dear old Egypt, ILL.,, and informed him
that he appeared but little older than
he did when she started West, he did
not attempt disillusion. but cor
daily invited her to drink at his ex-
pense. No sooner had she filled the
glasses and pocketed the money ten
dered by him in payment for their
contents than he placed her under ar
rest for selling liquor without a Ii
ccnse. TO say that She was dunn
founded would not begin to describe
her feelings when he disclosed his
identity. OF course, she would not
have sold the drinks-a thing she
never did in her life before-if she had
not firmly believed that he was from
dear old Egypt, where all her folk
dwell. Judge Mogan will hear more
of Miss Adams plea on November 21.
Attire feloniously taking a 800
horse from the barn of T. Depaoli at
721 Filbert street, Albert Giannotti
steered the animal to the barn of Will
liam Clough at Fourteenth and Shot
well streets and offered TO sell it for
$50 cash. The cheapness of the pro-
posal made Mr. Clough suspicious and
he quietly telephoned his suspicion to
the Seventeenth-street police station,
where a description of the missing
equine had just been filed by it's owner.
That's how Mr.. Giannotti came to be
arrested and charged with grand lar
ceny. Judge Fritz has continued the
case till next Monday.
Commitment Is Defective.
Attorneys P. z. Zabala and ]. J.
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