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Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-09-24

Among the incidentals to modern
methods Of big-gun firing at sea nausea.
vertigo, violent shock and gun deaf
ness" have received little attenlinn.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-09-24

Address Foster-Milburn Co. Buffalo,
N. Y. For sale by all dealers Price
80 cents
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-09-24

1t has recently become the custom for
officers in public libraries to erase all bet
ting information from the evening papers
Heuce the phrase, Official Something's. :"
London Punch.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-09-24


Minneapolis Times.
Harker-I see they are advertising au-
tomobileS that can climb mountains
Barker That's nothing had one
that tried TO run up the side of the house.
Baltimore Herald.
Kivoter-ExPerience is a great teach
er. sure enough.
WiSG-4es, but the average man never
lives long enough To graduate in that
school.-Philadeiphia Ledger
Nogss-My little girl is > years cid ana
cannot talk yet
Beggs Don't be alarmed. My wife
was ) years old before she could say a
word. and now--.-Stray Stories.
IIiner-So You think Mrs. Styles is no
sort OF Il cook? Have you ever eaten
anything OF her cookingE
l.ane-No. but | know she is always
reading cook bookS.-Boston Transcript
Got the Title.
H married for title
Bur You must understand
lie specified as vital
The title to her land.
Little Wnlie-Say. pa, is the pen
mightier than the swordI
Pa-So some people claim. my SON
Little Nilhe-Then why don't the Rus
slams arm themselves with fountain pens?
Minneapolis Times.
The cable dispatches say that the
B:ey of Funis went TO Paris and was
filled with enthusiasm"
obtained the same result replied
f,y
downtown. Detroit Free Press
Thirsty Murphy Please. colonel. gimme
4 dime Honest, hain't had drink fer
tree days.
Col. Nosepaint deeply moved)-My
poor man! Heh's the money but don't
20 AMI Squandah it 70 food Judge.
Autumn.
Hark. Hark, The dogs do bark.
The frankfurter's coming 10 lawn.
Not in rags and not in tags
But all in a skin-tishi gown
New York Times
First Spellbinder-I understand that
Ga~salong's audience was simply carried
away.
Second Slellbilder-Yes; he was
speaking on a steamboat, and it pulled
out before they could get ashore-lIous-
ton Chronicle.
He was a man they had both net at
different times.
And what did you say he was?"
asked the one.
a taNidermist," answered the other.
ON! was the rejoinder. Il always
took him for a European. London
Judy.
The COW had just jumped over the
moon.
''Yon see" she explained. the honest
farmer was about 10 tie me to the rail
road track.
In her simple bovine fashion she
chuckled over the damages he had lost
New York Sun.
Green-My wife sent 81 in answer TO
an advertisement of a sure method Of
getting rid Of supertluous fat
Brown-And did she get the desired in
iormationy
Green--Wen. she got reply telling
her to sell it to the soap man.--kenuc-
bee tMe) Journal.
"Of COURSE" said the legislator "thc
arguments offered by the bills opponents
were good, but those of it's supporter
were better"
now huch better: asked the plan
c-' !.W..u -. 49, a :,
r,,.;,"N9en, az IgaSt thousand collars -
I pm" Ledger
.v,
- WASH I, mat young Sapington | saw
Marian tlsher ont with this evening:
What Oh earth did she 20 out with him
for?"
Why not? Haven't Won heard OF thc
lo ..I 4ng Iis uhelc ieit MN
" ste; SHe simply oat 10 get the
il'il'' ie>S'
airs. suburb don't sec whats Jh"
matter with ont hens They don't lay
at all,
Farmer Meadow You don't feed en-
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-09-24
Got the Title.
He married for a title
But YOU must understand
lie specified as vital
The title to her land.

Little WilHe-Say. pa, is The men
mightier than the sword?
Pa-So some people claim. my SON
Little Nilie-Then why don't the Rus
slams arm themselves with fountain pens
-Miunea polls Times
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-09-24
Autumn.

Hark. Hark, The dogs do bark.
The frankfnrter's coming 10 town;
Not in rags and not in tags.
But all in skin tight gown.
New York Times.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-09-24

kivoter-Experience is 4 great teach
er. sure enough.
WiSc-1es, but the average man never
lives long enough 10 graduate in that
school Philadelphia Ledger.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-09-24

The cable dispatches say that the
Bey of Tunis went TO Paris and was
filled with enthusiasm"
i obtained the same result" replied
Soakly, by Just spending a few hours
downtown. Detroit Free Press
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-09-24

Noggs-My little girl is , years cid ANA
cannot talk yet
Beggs-Don't he alarmed. Ny wife
was ) years old before she could say a
word. and now--,-Stray Stories.
Hiller-So you think Mrs. Styles is no
sort OF Il cook? Have you ever eaten
anything OF her cooking?
lane-No. but | know she is always
reading cook bookS-Boston Transcript.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-09-24

First Spellhinder-I understand that
Ga>salong's audience was simply carried
away.
Second Syellbiader-Yes; he was
speaking on steamboat. and it pulled
out before they could get ashore Ious-
ton Chronicle.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-09-24

Thirsty Murphy-Please colonel. gimme
4 dime. Honest, han't had drink fer
tree days
Col. NoSepaint deeply moved)- Ny
poor man! Hobs the money: but don'rI
20 and squandah it TO food Judge.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-09-24

lie was a man they had both net at
different times.
And what did you say he was%'
asked the one.
a taNidermist," answered the other.
Oh was the rejoinder. Il always
took him for a European. London
Judy.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-09-24

The COW had just jumped over the
moon.
''Yon see" she explained. the honest
farmer was about to tie me to the rail
road track
In her simple bovine fashion she
chuckled over the damages he had lost
New York Sun.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-09-24

"Of COURSE" said the legislator. "thr
arguments offered by the bills opponents
were good, but those Of it's supporter:
we're better"
How much better?" asked the plair
citizen.
We'll, at least a thousand dollars. -
Philadelphia Ledger.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-09-24

Green-My wife sent 81 in answer {,
an advertisement of a sure method o.
getting rid Of surcriluous fat.
Brown-And did she get the desired in
formations
Greenwich. she got a reply tellns
her to sell it to the soap man.-Kenuc
bee (Me) Journal.
The Teton peak. [volume] (St. Anthony, Idaho) 1899-1904, 1904-05-19
Curious Custom Celebrated.

A curious custom has Just been cele.
prated at Kiln, near Moscow. All L. e
manageable girls in the town lirel
~ in the principal street, decked on.
IN their simple finery, many OF t.. "
also having with them the stock ii
linen. household and personal vic.
forms part of their dowery. The sou. :,
men contemplating matrimony he.
walked down the serried ranks cf
beauty as they moved toward tho
church, and selected the girls of their
choice A formal visit to the parents
to arrange details was then made in
each case, and date fixed for tie
ceremony
The Teton peak. [volume] (St. Anthony, Idaho) 1899-1904, 1904-05-19
MONEY TO LOAN

Low rates on Farms, Ranches
and Canal Stock. Pay back any
part any day and stop interest. Do
you fully appreciate the value of
this privilege? We invest Idaho
Utah money only. That signifies
something too.
The Salisbury Company,
L. NJ. Earl, Agt.
Ross Hamer Blk St. Anthony, Ida.
The Teton peak. [volume] (St. Anthony, Idaho) 1899-1904, 1904-05-19

Senator Kearns of Utah saws the
Smoot investigation has got beyond
his control, and we suspect that
Senator Hepburn of Idaho, will
have some similar statement to
make when he returns. His long
silence while i'll Washington, will
nave to be explained in some way,
70 the friends Of Senator Smoot, in
Idaho, Elk.
The Teton peak. [volume] (St. Anthony, Idaho) 1899-1904, 1904-05-19
DON'T FORGET

That the B. & M. Lumber com
pany have just received a car load
of red cedar posts, car load OF
nails and have car of windows
and doors in transit. We also car
ry builders hardware, at prices
lower than anyone. Call and get
our prices. No trouble to show
goods.
St. Anthony Bldg & Mfg, Co..
Ltd.
The Teton peak. [volume] (St. Anthony, Idaho) 1899-1904, 1904-05-19
BUSINESS LOCALS.
I. II. Mcpherson, Dentist.

I. II. Mcpherson, Dentist.
The Commercial National Bank
solicits your business.
Closing out sale of crockery and
lamps. We will sell all of our
crockery and lamps at cost or less.
Come quick and get first choice.
THOMPSON MERCANTILE co.
All the newest styles in Trim
med and Street Hats for Ladies
and Children. New designs all the
time. Come and see them
MISS. MAUD PARRY,
Milliner.
A nice line of ladies' summer
wrappers worth 81 80 and SIG -,
now S1.15. Childrens summer
dresses in all sizes and prices. Sun
bonnets % cents.
The Ternes Furnishing Store.
The Teton peak. [volume] (St. Anthony, Idaho) 1899-1904, 1904-05-19
PRESBYTERIANS.

DO not forget the congregational
meeting at the Presbyterian church
Saturday evening at o clock.
The Teton peak. [volume] (St. Anthony, Idaho) 1899-1904, 1904-05-19
Oregon Short Line
ST. ANTHONY BRANCH CONNECTIo,
TT NJ E TA BIZ e

D, E. Burley, D. S. Spencer.
Gen. fasS q Tkt Agt. Asst Gen Pass.
Salt Lake City. and TktAgt
For further information regarding
time and connection with all trains ca !
on r. T. DROLLINGER. Agt.
The Teton peak. [volume] (St. Anthony, Idaho) 1899-1904, 1904-05-19
LOCAL NEWS.


page ad. Read the bargains.
Percy Maryon is the proud father
of fine girl which arrived Satur-
day. Mother and child are getting
along we'll.
The family of L. M. Earl arrived
in the city last week from Salt Lake
City. They are comfortably domi-
ciled in the Hopkins house on Main
street.
J. L. Eynon, manager Of the
Victor Mercantile Company, of
Victor, was in town the latter part
OF last week.
]. c. Oberem and F. T. Britton
were down from Marysville this
morning making filing OF some
land near Marysville.
The ladies of the NJ. Z. church
are preparing TO give supper i'll
the near future. Another chance to
get filled and warmed.
w. H. Burland returned the
latter part of last week from
Montana where he went to attend
the grand lodge of the Red Men.
Krist Peterson is up from
Mercur, Utah, visiting with his
brother Antoine. of Salem. Both
gentlemen were St. Anthony
visitors last week.
The Pocatello convention selected
the Hon. James Stevens as dele
gate to the National Republican
convention to represent the Sixth
District. They say Ben +. wont
Bolt
Hy Thompson S youngest son
met with the misfortune of having
his arm broken last Friday evening
i'll a miX-up with COW. He is
getting along all right with his
fracture.
The residence of Dick Merrill of
Leigh, burned to the ground while
the family was away visiting last
week. The cause of the fire was
defective fue. The fire was not
noticed until it was too late to save
anything.
Don't forget that Cosgrove Con-
cert Orchestra will appear at the
opera house Saturday evening under
the auspices CT the St. Anthony
band. This will be the finest
concert you ever heard. Popular
prices. Tickets at Watson's.
w. O. Pratt, formerly an Egin
Bench farmer, who has been in
West Virginia and Canada for the
last two years, returned to Fremont
county a short time ago and has
sold out his farm and implements,
and will return to Canada to live.
John Frazier arrived in the city
Monday from Mound City, Mo.
He is here to locate and his family
will arrive later. Mr.. Frazier has
rented Will Gibson's cottage in the
west part of town where they will
reside as soon as the family arrives.
NJ. f. Jamison had very severe
stroke of Angina Pictoris Monday
evening on his way home to supper
He was picked up unconscious, in
which condition he remained until
the next day. We are informed
by his physician, DR.. Blevins, that
he is recovering slowly and will
soon be able to be around again.
A. r. Stevens came down from
Henry's Lake the first of the week.
He says the snow is fast dis
appearing. A peculiar circumstance
is related by Mr. Stevens to the
effect that the Lake is about two
feet higher than was ever known
by any of the old settlers. The
water is two feet over the dams
constructedj along the lake shore
for fish hatcheries, and the trout
have all escaped.
A very pleasant afternoon was
spent by the members of the Study
Club and few friends Tuesday a,
the home of Mrs. NJ. J. GRAY. A
delightful lunch was served, the
table being beautifully decorated
with fio,verS or1 ,,loce corJ- -.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1904-07-15
A. WORTHY RENEVOLENCE.
The Home for Orphaned Children at
Council Bluffs, Iowa, Started
81 Years Ago

Twenty-one years ago Rev. J. G.
Lemen. pastor of a large church at
Council Bluffs, Ia, took into his home
three orphaned children in need Of
such refuge. Learning of other
homeless little ones he soon filled . is
house with them, until his own re-
sources were exhausted, and he saw
the necessity for larger quarters. which
he secured. Out of this benevolent
movement has grown a well-estab-
lished and well-appointed permanent
home for needy orphaned little ones,
and it Is stated about 215 such children
are now being cared for in the rs cottages
and other buildings belonging to the
organization founded by Mr.. Lemen.
The Home is non-sectarian and is in
dorsed and supported by all denomina-
tions. Children are frequently adopt
ed by families whose good character
has been youched for. A valuable lit
tie paper, the subscription price Of
which is rs cents per year, is pub.
tished Dy the workers. 1t is called
"The Word and the Way" Informa-
tion regarding the carrying on of the
good work may be obtained by ad.
dressing the Christian Home at Coun.
Gil Bluffs, la.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1904-07-15
TWO PAT ILLUSTRATIONS.
In Which the True Source of Physical
Strength Was Well
Set Forth.

Speaking OF toads, with incidental ref.
erence to other salatory animal life, re-
calls a mot attributed to one of the JUS
tees of the supreme court, which has
been giving the Washington gossips good
deal of amusement OF late, says the New
York Evening post. He was dining the
other evening with the family of dis
tlnguished ex-senator, who are noted for
their extravagant advocacy of the vege-
tartan diet. Over the delcacies of the
table, which included pretty nearly every
form of edible plant life suited to the
season, conversation turned upon the ia
miliar theme; and the hostess, after try
ing in vain to convert her beef-reared
guest by arguments based on the chemical
constituents of various food, pleaded
But surely, Mr.. Justice, you must ad,
init that vegetarianism means strength
and agility, when you remember that the
rabbit, which feeds wholly on vegetables
can make such great leaps through the all
from hiding place to hiding place"
True, madam" answered the jurist
gravely, but we must also remember that
the minute creature for which naturalsts
claim, the ability to jump more times its
own length than any other, belongs to
the class OF pure carnivora."
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1904-07-15
SAVED CHlLD'S LIFE.
Remarkable Cure of Dropsy by Dodd's
Kidney Pills.

Sedgwick. Ark, July 1.-THE case of w.
s. Taylor's little son is looked upon by those
interested in medical matters as one of the
most wonderful ON record. In this connec-
ton his father makes the following state
ment:
Last September, my little boy had
Dropsy; his feet and limbs were swollen
to such an extent that he could not walk
nor put his shoes on. The treatment that
the doctors were giving him seemed to do
him no good and two or three people said
his days were short, even the doctors, two
of the best in the country told me he would
not get better. / stopped their medicine
and at once sent for Dodd's Kidney Pills.
| gave him three Pills day, one morning,
noon and night for eight days; at the end
of the eighth day the swelling was all gone,
but to give the medicine justice, l gave HIM
eleven more Pills. used thirty.fve Pills
in all and he was entirely cured. | consider
your medicine saved my child's life. When
the thirty-fve Pills. were given him.. he
could run, dance and sing, whereas before
he was an invalid in his. mothers arms
from morning until night"
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1904-07-15
IN FEMININE FIELDS.

In Valparaiso all the conductors on
trolley cars are women.
Club women in San Francisco are to
start woman's municipal league,
Miss Sarah Louise Gilman, of Hal
lowell, Me-, has just resigned as a
school-teacher, after constant service
Of 81 years, during which time she has
had as pupils some of the leading men
Of the states history.
Though totally blind, Miss Della
Pittsford, of Selma, Ind, has practical
charge of large Sunday school class
and of the choir of leading church
in Selma. She also does considerable
literary work and is skillful type
writer.
The arrangement of the cascade
gardens and numerous other fine land
scape decorations at the worlds fair
was the work Of Miss Ada A. Suffer-
meister, trained landscape architect,
and for some years Mr. Kessler's as
sistant.
Mrs. Mary ]. Tillinghast has served
continuously as police matron for IL
years in Providence, R. l. She is on
duty from $3.50 a. m. to $3.50 p. M,
when she is relieved by the night
matron. During the past year over
1900 women and girls and over 1,6O0
boys have come under her charge and
influence
Three prominent English women
who are devoting themselves to the
science of astronomy are Lady Hug
gins, Miss Agnes M. Clarke and Mrs. E..
Walter Maunder, Lady Higgins Is the
wife Of Sir William Higgins, and 1t Is
acknowledged that considerable of his
success in spectroscope has been due
to her, his assistant.
Monroeville, o., has woman bank
president in the person of Mrs Annie
M. Stem, who is a financier of ability
and has managed her large private for
tune in manner that has multiplied
it many times. Mrs. Stem was the
wife of former bank PRESIDENT of the
First national bank of Monroeville and
was recently chosen to fill the same Of
flee herself.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1904-07-15
susPENpERs AND SUSPENSE
What Uncle Sam Needs the Former
For as Stated by Hating
Speaker.

A certain congressman from mountain
district, says the New York Sun, is trou-
bled with weak, squeaky little voice,
which sometimes fails in the midst of
what might otherwise be an eloquent per-
Grafton.
Recently in addressing the house on a
matter connected with tariff, he ex-
claimed
why, tariffs are like a pair of suspen.
ders, sometimes tight and sometimes loose
but Uncle Sam needs them Just the same
to keep up his"
Here the congressman's voice struck q
high treble note, fared and stopped.
The house held its breath while he
cleared his throat. The suspense, which
seemed to last for fully minute, was
more painful to the auditors than to the
orator, for everyone was wondering
whethep he would say trousers" OF
pants and some were even hoping that
he might say ''pantaloons" Even cover
alls' would be better than pants" for
pants" is most supplementary
But all fears were without foundation
He cleared his throat with the greatest
care, and in a death like stiffness resumed
his oration where he had dropped it, ''tc
keep up his running expenses"
The words which followed were LOST
forever in gale of laughter.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1904-07-15
HE HAD 1T FOR BREAKFAST
President Roosevelt Got the News
of Judge Parker's Nomination
While Eating Breakfast.

Oyster Bay, L. l., July 10.-News Of
the nomination by the st. LOUIS con-
vention of Judge Alton B. Parker for
the presidency was communicated to
President Roosevelt at breakfast time
by Secretary Loeb. The information
was given the president by telephone
from the executive offices in the village
to Sycamore Hill, but he made no COM
ment on either the nomination OF Judge
Parker or any other action OF the con-
vention What he may have to say
concerning the democratic platform
and candidates probably will be said
in his letter of acceptance Of his own
nomination by the republican party.
The president passed the day in his
library and about Sycamore Hill with
members of his family. No official Wis
itors were received.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1904-07-15
LOVES YOUNG DREAM.
Truly Touching Situation Brought
About by the Outrageous
Dust.

The wind swept cloud Of dust about
them as they turned the corner OF the street,
relates the Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Did you get any dust in your eyes, dar-
hngD he asked fondly, holding her closely
TO him. as though 10 keep the too eager wind
away.
Yes" she murmured, searching for the
handkerchief.
(Which eye, dearest"
''The right one, love. Did you get any.
thing in yours." she asked anxiously, seeing
his handkerchief appear.
eyes, darling"
(Which eye, dearest"
'The right one, love"
"How sweet" she exclaimed, with sad
light glowing in her well eye. do you sup
pose, dearest heart, that it could have been
part of the same piece OF dust that got into
our eyes, darlingg
Il hope it was, he said, beaming with one
eye and wiping the other.
Wouldn't it be sweet, dear"
Wouldn't it, love-"
And the wind howled around the corner
as though it was in pain and from the house
three doors below dentists sign fell oil
into the street.