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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-12-05
Varied Food for Chickens,

When a young fowl is growing it re-
quireS the elements which produce
bone. and when hens are laying they
also demand certain elements which
may not be easily derived from grains.
The principal mineral substance that
is essential to the growth of body and
the production of egg is lime. Grains
are deficient in lime, there being only
one pound of lime in one thousand
pounds of corn or wheat, which is in
sufficient for the purposes of the young.
as bone can not be produced unless
the substances of which it is composed
are present in the food. BY feeding a
variety of food more lime will be pro-
vided, as the one substance of clover
hay contains about twenty-elght
pounds of lime in one thousand
pounds, but the lime does not always
exist in foods in the form of phos-
pilates, transformation occurring after
the food is digested.
Wheat bran (Which has been removed
from the starch Of the wheat grain.
and is well known to those who under
stand how it is separated during the
process of making flour) contains just
about seven times as much phosphate
of lime as does corn. There are many
foods which largely excel corn, wheat
or oats in their relative proportions of
mineral matter.
Protein is also more easily obtain
able, as well as the mineral elements
where an exclusive grain diet is not
practiced. 1t is the deficiency OF min
eral matter that causes some birds to
make slow growth. One of the add
vantages of limestone soils is that the
animals fed on the products of such
soils are largely benefited, and the
young stock thriveS.
The production of eggs also calls for
provide lime in the form of ground or
cracked oyster shells, mortar, etc, to
form eggshells, though the soluble lime
that is contained in the foods should
be preferred
Some fowls require f1inty substances,
or similar sharp, gritty materials, to
assist them in digesting or mastlcat-
ing their food and to keep them in
perfect health; but a hen will lay eggs
for d lengthy period without much ma
terial. and yet the eggs will be COM
plete for a while, which is due to the
fact that the food consumed contains
what is necessary to the formation OF
both the interior and the exterior or
the eggs. Oyster shells, when broken,
are of great service to the fowl. but
in some sections they are not OBTAIN
able; yet the hens deprived of them
lay as many eggs as do those which
are fully supplied with broken shells
Farm and Fireside.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-12-05

censed countryman. Women as we'll
as men employ the same desperate
means to bring misery on those they
hate and l have known of cases where
the ghoSt-haunted person actually Sick
ened and died under the supetstitious
strain.
THE Fung Shut, wind and water
doctor, is the uncrowned autocrat or
the celestials on Hainan, ana ms trlDe
is increasing. For consideration ne
hunts up a lucky spot 1or purlals.
He may select a place on the noun
tain, along the roadside or IN your
back yard. If he chooses the latter
you'll have to stand it and try 10
forget what's, in the soil that Is germ
mating your tea plants.
when the Flung Shut has commits
sion to find select sepulchre for the
sire of a well-to-do family he does
not hurry the funeral. and the de-
ceased is likely to have a weary wait.
The grave-locater profts py delay
even as the lawyer does by his IN
terminahle conitnuances. Inc grass
has to be just right, water must flow
within a certain distance, and in a
particular way. and there must be
profitable rice fields within easy reach.
Rice fields stand for money and bless
ings to the surviving generations. 1
have seen mountains dotted with
graves because they overlooked a val
ley where the productive soil brought
forth vast fields of rice.
THE body may lie in state in the
house more than 12-month, while
the Fung Shut, with compass, book
and impressive incantations is seek
ing an ideal location that will bring
health, wealth and happiness to the
family. The undertakers there have
a way of sealing a casket that no un-
pleasant results follow from keeping
the remains above ground, other than
the uncanniness of such sights. -
Kansas City Star.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-12-05
A New MultipIex Telegraph.

The invention of new methods 1or
sending a number of messages stimuli
taneously over the same wire contin-
ues, and one of the most recent Of
these is due to Professor Mercadier, of
the French High School for Post and
Telegraph. In this method an alter
mating current is employed whose fire.
quency depends upon a tuning-fork
having certain definite number OF
vibrations. The current of such an in
terrupted circuit can be broken by an
ordinary key, and signals transmitted
over the line wire by an lnductioh
On the line at the distant
station are number of so-caiieo
which respond to cur
rent of one frequency, and are tuheo
to the forks in the circuits at the seno-
ing station. Thus each particular CIT
cult has it's own telephone, when Is
connected by tubes with the ears oi
the receiving operator, and Responds ~
the signals made at the sending std
ton. In all, twelve Transmission on
cults are provided, so that twenty
four messages may be sent over the
line simultaneously Ween's'
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-12-05
GEO. II. HOUGHTON,
General Manager.
Bangor. Oct. 8. 1894
AUGUSTA, WINTHROP
& GARDINER RAIL WAY,

Cnange OF time on the Winthrop Division
In effect May l. 1904
Cars leave Augusta for Hallowel md
Gardiner every half hour on the hour and
half hour from 6 A. M. to 10 p NJ. or
Hallowell at II P. M First car Sunday .
A. M.
Cars leave Augusta for Winthrop 80
and $50 A. M. Commencing at $50 lesI
10 minutes before every hour until Ill
P. M. Last car 1880 p NJ
The SIS car from Gardiner S3S from
Hallowell, $50 from Augusta connects 81
Winthrop with train for Lewiston. Port
land and Pennington. The $50 l.. NJ cN
from Augusta connects at Winthrop With
trains east and west
Cars leave Augusta for Togus 80 a.
8, 9. 10. and commencing at II A. W leave
every half hour till p NJ. and 6 ana
First car Sunday, 8 A M
Cars leave Togus for Augusta, vhso
connections are made with the Winthrop
and Gardiner lines s, z, $50, $780, 1880 aM
commencing at u.3o, leave every ban
hour to $50 P NJ and $50 and 1919.
First car Sunday $50 A. M.
Cars leave Winthrop for Augusta, ~
Commencing at $50 leave every hour t:s
minutes before the hour till $50 P.
First car Sundays $50 A. M
The $50 A. NJ. car connects at Augisu
with NJ c. train West All cars run 2
VI. c. station at Winthrop week days "
$50 p. M. Good connections made U
Winthrop with M c. trains
connections are made for Winthrop snd
Togus lines every half hour fifteen MN
utes before and fifteen minutes past ~
hour from els A. NJ. to 915 M ~
945 P. NJ. for Hallower only; 10b r. H.
for Hallowell and Augusta only. a..
Sunday time same as above, except tnaa
' novSsdt
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-12-05

dealing savage blows right and left at i.s
neighbors. 1t seems TO think that none
have any right to be at the great DaHquIt
but itself. DR.. Hartwig says that tht al
batroSs allghts in considerable nuHipeiS
upon the body of a dead whale, anu
there tears its food from the giant car
rion, But this is wrong. In the southern
Hemisphere, where alone the albatross
is found. the only bird that can and does
alight upon the body of a whale Is the
evil smelling fulmar. or giant PEREZ an
ugly bird as big as an ordinary duck anu
armed with dirty greeniSh beak. VIII
which it tears and rends the blutber 10
the enviOus disgust of the other bros
who cannot perform the same feat.
The albatross is never seen ally, norm
of the equator Up to a certain LATITUDE
he can venture. but he is essentially d
cold water bird. and no sooner does ne
find the temperature rise. above modci-
south again into his well beloved regions
of cold and storm. The heat of the trop
les would be at once fatal to him MANY
attempts have been made to brlnS one III
these wonderful birds home alive. but an
have been failures: because. for one thihs,
it is impossible to induce the albatroSS 10
take food on board ship nor if he dld ea'
could he retain what he had swallowed
The first thing done by the captured alba
truss when landed on deck is to eJect tilt
total contents of his stomach. as II IN.
motion of the vessel, even on the caihi' -
day was sufficient to make him violently
seasick. Other seabirds are liable to the
same disability. but as spouse ne ocou-
pies a high place. except that ne oliiS
pairs for the season. ana the cohS'dii'
companionship of the male and female i
pretty to see. He seems to realize ms
position of protector and provlder IN 1he
highest degree. and not until the lncuill-
berins period is over does th,S r. io, eng
about as large as that of goose: appitI-
emily in the first suitable spot she hhds
upon the island where she was born.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-12-05
SHAM BATTLES DANGEROUS.
Considered Good Method to Get Even
in Some Countries.

''These sham battle affairs became
a lot unpopular in the Central and
South American countries a number
Of years ago although there was a
time when the atin-American
armies went in strong for sham bat
ties" said an American consul sta
toned at a South American metrOpo-
lis. who is in the United States for
his vacation. 1t was at the Manassas
maneuvers the other day, when the
rattle Of the blank cartridges was at
its height.
The Central and South American
soldiers and officers learned to hate
the sham battle-and to fear it, too.
You see. it was so easy for Jose.
who had a grudge against Ramon. to
make a mistake and slip a ball cart
ridge instead Of a blank into his
gun. They still have sham battles in
a few-a very few-of the Southern
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-12-05
HORSESHOE LUCK.
Superstitions Concerning the Crescents
Of Iron Are All but Universal.

The origin of belief in horseshoe
luck is so ancient that It's origin never
has been determined with certainty,
and no superstition is more universal.
Ever since horses began to wear shoes.
those crescents of iron have been ac-
counted lucky elnblens of all peoples.
races and nations that have been ac-
ouainted with their use.
The Chinese, for instance say they
nail them up over their doors as
charm against evil spirits, because Of
the close resemblance in shape between
them and the arched body of the sacred
snake, Nagandra, one of their principal
deities.
Ask a Turkish Mahometan for in
formation on the subject and he will
tell you that it is because they are in
form like a crescent, the sacred emblem
of Islam.
A Polish Jew will explain that at the
Passover the blood sprinkled upon the
Intel and doorposts. in the manner
directed by their ritual, forms the chief
points of an arch; hence. obviously, the
value of arch-sha ped talismans such as
horSeShoes are.
The stolid and unimaginative Rus
sian peasant, on the other hand MAIN
tains that the luck associated with the
horseshoe Is chiefly due to the metal,
irrespective Of its shape, iron being
additionally a charm wherewith to
nullify the malevolent designs of evil
spirits and COLLINS.
Very different is the story by which
the lrishman seeks to account for his
liking for the same talismanic symbol
The name ''Ironclad" or Ireland" he
will tell you, originated as follows:
The whole island was once submerged
i'm the sea. out Of which it rose only
once in seven years. and then only for
a short time. Many attempts had been
made t. break the spell and induce the
country to remain permanently above
the waters, but all were vain until one
day daring adventurer threw a horse
shoe from boat on the topmost peak
of Wicklow Mountains. just as they
were disappearing beneath the waves.
Then. at last. was the ban removed
The Emerald Isle began forthwith to
rise again from the ocean depths, into
which 1t had sunk. And it has been
dry land-more or less-ever since
In England, up to comparatively re-
cent times. horseshoes were extensively
used almost everywhere as anti-witch
charms. and the custom is not even yet
an extinct one. No witch. it used to
be said. could enter a building over the |
1oor of which a hOrseshoe-or, better |
still, three hOrseshoes-had been |
affixed, prongs downward.
The origin Of this particular belief is
'eferable to the old legend Of st. Dun
'tan. This versatile English ecclesias-
1c was skilled farrier, and one day
While at work at his forge the Evil One
uttered in disguise AID requested Dun
tan to shoe his Single hoof" The
aint, although he at once recognized
lis malign customer, acceded, but
'aused him SO much pain during the
'peratton that Satan begged him to de-
list. This Dunstan did but only after
'e had made the Evil One promise that
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-12-05
RAILROADS AND sTEAmaoxn.
T,FYsyy-rEEH
66 s;To 9D
O. Railroad;
Arrangement Of Trans IN ttfsst n.
10, 1904.

Arrangement Of Trans IN effect a..
10, 1904.
Pullman Car Service
Pullman Sleeping car between poo..-
and Caribou on train leaving Rost"S ~
40 p. NJ, Augusta, 12.5s A. IL: ssn.a a.
a.6s A. M; and Caribou, 40 P. II O''
TRAINS LEAVE,
LEAVE Portland, l045 P. Nj: Au.us..
E.os +. NJ; Naterville, 1.40 p. NJ: Esnga,
$40 A. M; Arrive Miilinocket al a ~ ~
Houllon, $50 A: NJ; Pressure Isle, "a = +
NJ; Caribou, HOO P. M: Fort Fa i'm =
l;W a; N; Van Buren,, 1240 P. NJ.
35s a; M; Waterville, LAO A. M: R,.
gor, 200 A. M; Arrive katahdin p PAL
works, $50 A. NJ; Patten, n.5O A ". ".
Ashland. 2,15 P. M; Fort Kent Ale r.,
Houlton., L % P: NJ; Presque Isle, ?%P
P. NJ: Limestone, 40 P. M; Fort t' Fs +.
field, 3.0o P; NJ; Dover and Foxcroft On
A. M; Guilford, S.4l A. M; Monson Az
a. NJ; Greenville, 1855 A. M; Knee, Is
LEAVE Portland. 1925 A. NJ: Aurur.
Bangor. rs P. M: Arrive Millinocket "a
P. NJ; Patten, 725 P. M; Houlton Sisp
NJ; Pressure Isle, 9.57 P. M Caribou iii
M; Fort Fairfield. 1015 p NJ.
LEAVE Portland, 1910 P NJ; Augusu
2.3O P. NJ: Waterville. aOs P. NJ: sss
gor, 450 P: NJ; Arrive Dover. 7o3 p n,
Guilford. 7.2s P. NJ; Greenville, $40 Pr
TRAINS ARRIVE
LE4VE-Greenville, 5.35 A. M; DOVE
l.R A. NJ; Arrive Bangor, 9.25 A. M
Leave Bangor. LBS. Arrive Waterytla
s0s; Augusta, 3.45 P NJ
LEAVE Fort Fairfield. 600 A NJ; csh
h0u. 500 A. NJ: Pressure Isle, 627 A NJ:
t.Uuiton. s.Uo A. M, Ashland, $50 A 4:
Patten. $50 A. M: Millinocket, 1Ol6 A. n:
katehdin Iron Works, 1918 A. M Asr.w
Bangor. 100 P. NJ; Arrive Waterv,Ile IL
2. ID; Augusta, 3.45 P. NJ.
LEAVE Van Buren,. 9.25 A. NJ: Caribou
U. 10 A M; Presque Isle, 12I1 P. NJ; Fof
Fairfield. u.35 A M; HoultOn. go n:
Fort Kent, 1910 A NJ; Ashland, RSP|
NJ; Patten, ESQ P. NJ; Millnocket. a9pi
M; Kineo, 1.2O P. NJ: Greenvile. 80 p
Il; Monson, 3.35 p NJ; Gulford, 40 P
NJ: Dover and Foxcroft. SOS p NJ: Ar
rive Bangor, 7.25 P. NJ; Waterve, "a
P. NJ; Augusta, 1928 P. NJ.
LEAVE Caribou. 40 P. NJ; Van Bu.es
80 P. NJ; Fort Fairfield. Ais P. NJ;
PresQue Isle. 4.3S p NJ: Houlton, 60 p
NJ; Millinocket, SAB P. M; Arrive Ban
gor, 11.45 P NJ; Waterville, I55 A. n;
Augusta, 232 A. M.
c. c. BROWN,
GEO. II. HOUGHTON,
General Manager
Bangor. Oct 3, 1884
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-12-05
Motor Notes.

For n veil the entire width OF chIllon
is needed.
White linen coat suits will be smart
through September.
Coat suits of smooth mixtures
good style. .hor
Mica shields are more usefui 'N'
becoming. ,ro,
Except where there's much u"'N
dust cloaks are not needfui. TIA.
In well-sprinkled parks anu
streets the buster is unnecessary. ro
For going to entertainments 'he .,,
are charming cloaks TO pfo'e''
dress. -.
A smart long cloak is OF ivory ,,e,
with blue kid facings and piue e''
buttons.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-12-05
Beware Of Counterfeits.

Wits is the only genuine Witch
iiazei Save writes J. L. Tucker of Cen
ire ire 1 ala. n have used It in my family
can recommend it to he the best Salve
on the market Every family should keen
II; as IT IS an invalua BILE household rem
cay. ana should always be kept on hand
Tor immedlate use" Mrs. Samuel Gaze.
Of North Rush, n. y. says: II had a
FEVER sore on my ankle for twelve years
salves and blood remedies nroved worth.
less. l Gould not walk for over two
years. FINALLY I was persuaded to try
DeWitts witch Hazel Salve. which has
compieteiI cMred me, 1t is Il wonderful
cures without leaving scar Sold DIV Nv
Bowditch, Webster & Co. ~
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-12-05
The Best Group Cure.

What is the best and most mo
remedy for Group. Is question =, M.
interest to the mothers OF sFlah VA
dren. Chanlberlain's Cough hen,sss
has been in use for over thirty INV
and has never known to ran IN ,,,l,e
case. Mr.. T. F. Compton, 4.
weigher at Merkel, Texas, says e -
.I have used Chamberlains IN
Remedy in severe cases Of GROUP ~ i
nv children, and can truthfuils - h. i
always gives prompt relief ln Il
no danger In giving this remeu u. "
contains no harmful drug. F~
by Jno. Coughlin, Augusta;
Beane, Gardiner.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-12-05
For the Cuckoo.

The aggressive man finished his
story and regarded US with such
superior air that we trotted out the lit
tie ancedote about the cuckoo clock.
Yes, sir" we concluded, Just as
he shouted upstairs that it was l.
O'Clock. the cuckoo clock cuckooed
three times, and the man didn't have
to do a thing but stand there on the
stairs and cuckoo nine more to make
twelve"
We laughed uproariously and con-
graduated ourselves that the traveller
was effectually squelched.
"Well, go on" said he, with some
Impotence.
"On where?" we asked.
"On with the story" he replied.
why man." we expostulated. that
is the story. Don't you see? Just as
he shouted UPSTAIRS
"Oh, rats said the man. Next
morning, when the man was going to
work. his wife said: tom, don
forget to bring home a seidlitz pow
der What for?' asked Thomas
why, for our cuckoo said his Wife
Il noticed that he had the hiccoughs
last night when he struck twelve. -
Short Stories.
Be Courteous.
Not long ago l attended a church
service in a city not far distant. | was
a stranger to most Of those present. but
| shall not soon forget young boy
vino sat near me. When the hymn was
given out he found it each time. and
gracefully handed me his book. He
was not tall enough to share it with
me, SO he gave it wholly for my use
AS l took the book / could but THINK
here is a boy who is courteous; he mas
been well trained by careful mother
who has taught him TO be kind to
strangers. His earnest face has often
been in my thoughts since then, and
my prayer is: God bless him. and
as he grows in years may he not forget
to remember others and seek to make
them happy.
When young girl I was standing
one afternoon with group of young
friends at the forks of 4 road. when a
stranger rode up, and, being undecided
which road to take, asked the way
One girl gave him pert answer, which
would nave mised him had he followed
her direction. A quiet, looking
girl then stepped out from the group
and answered his question. With a
smile he thanked her and said: You
reflect credit upon your mother and on
your home training" as he turned and
rode away This incident made deep
impression upon my mind and led me
to ask myself whether my conduct to
others was such as to bring honor or
dishonor upon my own dear mother;
would people judge of my home train
ing by my manners abroad? Have you
ever thought of this? If you are rude
and boisterious in the streets. will it he
said: she has been brought up in a
refined home? that boy has been gently
trained?'
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-12-05
A Pleasant Pill.

No Pill Is as pleasant and positive as
DeWitt's Little Early Risers. DeWitts
Little Early Risers are so mild and effec-
tive that children. delicate ladies and
weak people enjoy their cleansing effect.
while strong people say they are the best
liver pills sold. Sold by Bowditch. Web
Dter Co,
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-12-05

neither he nor any Of the lesser spiii'''
his servants, would ever modest the hi-
mates of a house where a horseshoe
was Observation-Disclosures Chronicle.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-12-05

The Orpheum, in San Franclsco r,,odsln
he pulled down and handsome ''''s
theater erected In its stead
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1904-02-16
Real Estate for Sale.

r HAVE IN HANDS THE FOLLOW
/ ing described property for sale on
terms that will enable persons desiring
homes to secure same:
Seven tracts in No. 2 Township, con
tanning respectively 1873, 2ll.l3,
1880, 1929 l42. %, 2l7 and 1856 acres.
These are choice lots, highly productive,
well wooded and watered, with plenty
of the best pasture land on each place.
There are two good dwelling houses
and several tenant houses, barns, cribs
and stables on two of them, good well
or spring water in plenty. Also one
handsome residence in the town OF
Newberry, admirably constructed with
modern improvements, desiraoly located
on one of our main thoroughfares, and
in one of the most desirable sections OF
our town. -.
In connection with this place there
are several handsome building lots
which we will dispose # at an early
date.
For prices and terms apply to
F. W. HIGGINS,
Newberry, S. c.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1904-02-16
Congratulations.

Mr.. John H. Cullom, Editor of the
Garland, Texas, News, has written a
letter of congratulations to the manu-
facturers of Chamberlain Cough Rem
edy as follows: Sixteen years ago
when our first child was baby he was
subject to croupy spells and we would
be very uneasy about him. We began
using Chamberlain's Cough Remedy in
1887, and finding it such a reliable rem
edy for colds and Group, we have never
been without it in the house since that
time. We have five children and have
given it oall of them with goodresults.
One good feature of this remedy is that
it is not disagreeable to take and our
babies really like it. Another is that
it is not dangerous, and there is no risk
from giving an overdose. 1 congratu-
late you upon the success of your rem
edy." For sale by Smith Drug Co.,
Newberry, Prosperity Drug Co., Pros
perity.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1904-02-16

marriage, large fortune at her COM
mand, and the poor, particularly the
Masonic poor, had good reason to re-
member her numerous and bountiful
acts of kindness.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1904-02-16
Her Tongue Slipped.
New York Sun.

New York Sun.
\ Young woman who recently be-
came a teacher in a kindergarten en-
tered a trolley car in Brooklyn yes
rerday. and bowed pleasantly TO a
man who sat across the aisle. He
raised his hat in return, but It was
eyiden. that he did not recognize the
young woman.
oh. excuse me-" she remarked IN
tones which could be heard by every
one in the car. Il mistook you tor
some one else. I thought you were
the father OF two OF my children.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1904-02-16
CABBAGE PLANTS.

Now ready for delivery, ten million
Cabbage Plants of the following vari-
eties:
Henderson, Succession, Flat Dutch,
Selected Extra Early Jersey Wakefield,
and Charleston large type Wakefield.
Also, Alexander Seed Company's Au-
gusta Early Trucker.
Price so per thousand.
5000 tc 10000 at Sl.25 per thousand.
10000 to $4,000 at Sl.00 per thousand.
Terms Cash with Order or plants sent
C o. D.
These plants are grown in the open
air on the Sea Coast of South Carolina.
They are stocky and hardy, and when
replanted will stand severe cold with
out injury. Have a special low rate with
the Southern Express Company and
plants can be delivered at any point on
their line at rate of 20 to 40 cents per
thousand; minimum charge on single
package. 35 cents.
am distributing agent tor GLENN
SPRINGS MINERAL WATER. Prices
and circulars sent on application.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1904-02-16

Fritz Smart-"Have you heard the
story fthe three wells"
Fritz Noodle-"No.'
Fritz Smart-"Well! Well! Wen?
Entire collapse OF Fritz Noodle.