The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1904-09-16
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equally august subject were Intro.
duced.
As though divining her aunt's guam.
dairy, Eleanor suddenly exclaimed,
with genuine fervor:
ssWhy couldn't Uncle Phin. and I
dine By ourselves in the nursery? 1t
would be such fun! We have lots to
. talk about: no one would miss me,
ard he would enjoy It ever SO much
better. know. It wouldn't cause any
extra trouble, for / will carry the
dishes up and down myself, and then
your dinner wouldn't be disarranged."
Don't be absurd. dear" replied
Emma. though she could not help
wishing that such program were
consistent with due hospitality. "Yourl
uncle viii dine with us. Of course II
had only known In time, however. /
would have asked one or two people
likely to be more congenial to him"
Eleanor's description Of the bache-
Tor professors appearance was GER
tainly not exaggerated. n the early
stages Of acquaintance he evidently
sought refuge In an imperturbable
taciturnity, relieved II he were
brought to bay by a free use Of the
word "ma'am" IN addressing ladies'
Of every age. which prompted Emma
to keep him as quiet as possible after
making him known to the company.
He was man Of fifty, with a thick
brown beard and q bald head. His
large eyes took In the surroundings
IN contemplative fashion. and he
seemed In no wise disturbed that he
had not brought evening clothes with
him, an omission which weighed con.
siderably on Emma's mind. not for the
reason that 1t made any real differ.
ence, but because she was sure that
he, poor man, must feel so embarrass.
ed. When he re-entered the room,
just before dinner, IN his gray home.
spun suit, with red bandana protrud.
ing from the breast pocket, she really
pitied him. but. she could not help
congratulating herself that she had
placed his seat at table between her
self and Eleanor.
After they sat down to dinner,
Uncle Phineas continued for some
time very silent, beaming so ELUSIVE
". however. on his niece, that Emma
began to fear lest he should hold her
hand or indicate In some other
equally unconventional way the salts
faction he felt In being with her
again. He was an excellent trencher.
man and did full justice to the good
things passed to him without seeing
to heed the small talk that, repressed
at first by his presence, soon dubbed
forth regardless Of it. There was gay
chatter, some Of personal character,
and by and by several humorous anec.
dotes, one of which amused Professor
Baldwin SO much as to draw from him
a guffaw of such intensity that there
was q pause after it, and lady OPP
pcsite him surveyed him through her
lorgnette interrogatively, while the
young men winked at each other as
much as to say: who is the humor-
GUS old party?"
THAT reminds me Of an incident that
happened when was In California
some years ago." said Uncle Phineas,
slowly, in a quaint, dry way that made
everybody stop eating and listen.
Emma felt on tenter-hooks, and she
glanced anxiously toward Eleanor;
but she had turned toward her uncle
with an air. Of delighted interest.
There was nothing to do but let him
60 on; and 60 on he did In so graphic
and absorbing manner that several
Of the company were chuckling with
satisfaction before the end, and when
that came there was roar Of delight.
that's capital story!" exclaimed
some one, and Harold Stage, who was
laughing heartily, checked himself to
cry:
"A glass Of wine with you. Profess
SORT"
THE old boy is waking up" he
whispered, after putting down his
glass, to the lady next him.
There was now disposition to In
clude the professor In the general con-
versation, and he rewarded expecta-
ton by contributing two or three
more pertinent stories. one OF which
led to his beginning to talk about his
travels. From one matter he branch
ed OF to another. and soon the entire
company was hanging on his words.
His observations as well as his ex.
periences were out Of the ordinary
run. and in two or three instances he
had had narrow escapes that ELECTED
calculations Of horror from the ladies',
and envious by lowest" from the
sporting gentlemen present. When
at last Emma gave the signal to leave
the table. everybody felt the dinner /
had been too short.
She was all smiles, and in passing
from the room seized the opportun.
lty to squeeze Eleanor's hand, and
whisper: He's delightful, my dear!"
His very want Of toilet seemed to her
now to add to his effectiveness, and
she almost hoped that when he re-
turned to the parlor he would talk
about the Stone Age, or deliver an
informal address on shells, SO ex-