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Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1904-08-30
9te biesiabrise @ei3enernte.

Naa ben reueiten S9dbun9en miro
fid bte biesidbriae Wei3enernte Der
Ser. Staten anf 654, $50, 600 guibsl
HELEN sesen 657, 821, 900 guibel i'm
porigen Sabre. Ser SOmmertpei3en
tpirb nod bieien S9dBungen 240,.
500, 600, Der W~intertpeisen 1924, $780,
900 gufbel erbrin9en. Ser grtras
an Winterpeisen bsrtbeilt fi9 auf bic
ei%naelnen Staten ME folst: Ohio
16. 600, 900 gufbeI, Midisan 5 $780,
600, Snbiana 5000, 600, SlinOis
26, 500. 900, MiFOuri 81, 600, 900.
2anias 60, 600, 600, Mebrasta 22,=
600, 900, &sntudp 1000. 600. Sem
neRee $3.50, 900, penniplbanien 3d.
600, 900, Ssrus IL. 500, 900, @alifOr-
MEN "a. 500, 600, Oregon Is, 600, 900,
Oklahoma $15, 600, 900. anbere etaa-
ten 16, 900, 900 gufbel. I'm Sommsr=
tueiaen ueroen fal9enbe @rtrdge eruar-
tet: Minneipta rs, 900. 900 8uIbel,
Wiscon 5000, 600, Soma IL, 5OO,.
900, 9oro-S afota 81, 600, 900, Sfo.
9atota SO, 900. 900, Waibinstun &c.
900 900, amber Staten $4,000, 900.
Seltan 1T man iiber ben Mntrag
Der @rnte 10 i'm untlaaen 9etpeien, pie
in bieiem Sabre. Spdte Iusfaat,
falte Witterung, baau theiiueiie al;u=
rsidliGer &eoen bat cine GENTLE l1n=
glei9beit in Quantitdt perurfa9t. unb
Elm abiolut iiperer Sdlub auf ben &c.
iammtertras 1T aud beute nod niat
m6gli9. Sariiber m6esn nod spei
@o9en bergeben. Ser Bunbesernte-
beri1t bonn L. Nusuft i4dbte ben Sc.
iammtertrae auf $50, 600, 600 8uibel.
Na4 ben iebt porlie9enoen S4dBuns
gen ptirbe Der @rtrag ettpas niebriser
iein, es 1T aber au9 m6gli9, oaB sr.
tpenrl bic lebter genauer 8eri9te bor=
liegsrl, sttpas b6her lit. Sn ben beiosr
Safotas, ME i'm Noroueften iib.r-
baupt bat Der &ot beosutenben Sda.
ben getban, inoeb lauten bic neuefen
Beri9te aus ienen 8e3irten etuas
aiinfiger. Sic grnte lit ungefdbr our
9dlfte einsebra9t, uno Der 9ur6.
idnittsertras felt fid auf Is big 80
Bufbel pro older. &anfas, Nebrasta
unb Oflaboma baben infolge gu bielen
&egsns uno Der oabur9 beruriadtsn
ushsrfutbungen einen aiemlid be-
beutenben Nusfal in ibren grntser,
trdss1 gu ber3eidnen. aud in Mi9i.
gan unb anbersn Staaten 1T bic grnts
infolge Der %unsiinfi9en Witterung er-
bebli9 aerinser als in friberen Sub
rem.
Mles In alem aber baben f9 bic
idlimmen 8efiir4tungen, Die por eini-
gen Woaen laut murben, ni9t erfilt.
Der preis beg @ei3ens fsbt gsgen.
udrtie b6ber als er felt bier3ebn Sab
rem INN bieie 3eit %geifanoen 1T. Gn
Der Ghieagoer g0rie purbe Der Sufbel
in ben beibsn lsbten @oden nit burd.
fdnittli9 einem Dollar, 3uueilen ettuas
b6ber, bann aud ettpas nieoriger no-
tirt. Sas beoeutet cine Steigeruns
bon Is Gents 9e9eniiber ben Notirun.
gen bon Dor einige1 Monaten, uub es
bat ni9t ben Mni9ein, als oh elm men.
nenswertber Yreisriidsans Dor Der
6an0 All ertparten lit.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1904-08-30
Stein @rmno 3nr Muflase.

Der Milderei.g eiBer 8m. Morris
Duroe gefern benz poli3eiridter unter
Der 4ntlage bOrgeftibrt, minoermertbise
Mif4 pertauft au baben. Sas Beweis-
material 9esen ibn mar 10 fabens
i4eini9, Sab Der &i9ter ibn ebne
Strafe entlieB.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1904-08-30

= Ser Snoianapolis S9mei3er=
Bunb miro iein Is. Stiftungsfet an
Sonntag, ben Is. September i'm Ger
mania Bart abbalten.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1904-08-30

Die Wit9lieber Der q. M.
Is. u. balten beute Na1mittag i'm @ar=
fielb parf elm pitnit ab.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1904-08-30
@etterbert@t.
@afbin n, 80. gusuft.

Sur "a stuHbsu. snSsmO 7 utr gOrssHs, 81. ausnft
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1904-08-30

SsfnansfeIes 9eIb au perleiben 5n irgenb etnem
q Betrag fur 81 bis 8 Yro5eut.
American Home Buying Co.,
8 81 unbarb @ebdube.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1904-08-30

Sir Snbiana: SbeiIweiie bepDIft heute
Na&t unb at Rittuo9; wenis wdrmer am
Mitttpo4 i'm n0rbIi9en unb centralen
Tbeile.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1904-08-30
0ei@6fts=@ eleaen9eit sa Bsr saHIsn

ober Bertouf9eu zines @ef1dftss ~probiren Sic
THE BUSINESS EXCHANGE
3immer 81, SiteeraIb @ebdube, ssorb6ftIi9e Ode
Utortet etrabe umh GirsIe.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1904-08-30

N%eplanst - Wtdbnen nnb Sranet fir 9ainbrps
~ Mrbetf. Ran3ufrapen IN Mrmftrongs aauubrp,
22l Neft TarpIanb Str.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1904-08-30

LW etterbert&t
nnbeftdnbises 8etter; pabri9einIi9
Iei9te S4auern beute 9ta9t unb am @itt'
nod.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1904-08-30

THE ]. BRADLEY CO., grunbeigentbumss
1 Waatler, faufen, oerfaufen, oertaufhen unb per'
feigern gIsentbum ieber Mrt. 8iumer sc. Sugals
@ebdube. s2suer Selepbon $3.50.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1904-08-30
CD,

Snbtana's er0bte DRIP @oobs Sdnbler.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1904-08-30
Recommendations.

81. z. BIptbe,
Sections Director.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1904-08-17
Linea Fenea del Oeste

Itinerario del servicio de Trenes y
Vapores que empezara regir
el d1a 8 de Mario de 1902.
Salidas de la Capital Y Bayamon
simultaneamente
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1904-08-17

mocracia americana. \ Mr.. Hunt qui-
sd que en- Puerto Rico Sc repitiese la
historic de aquella crdpala polttica.
Los que imaginanque esa anarqufa
ha de eternizarse en- este pals, estan
enganados. FL gobierno americana
no ha de permitir que en Puerto Rico,
que aclam6 con entusiasmo su bande-
ra, haya de perpet0arse Ia injusticia
y el error.
Ese DOS POR UNo, IS una inmora-
lidad, es un sarcasmo, es un cinismo,
y debe desaparecer.
Basta que la prensa republican,
olga descaradamente, como 10 hace
El Agldla, que mediante ese DOS POR
UNO obtendra ell triunfo ell partido re-
publicano, para que ell gobierno com
prenda de que cdmulo de atropellos &
ilegalidades no seran capaces esos
jueces republicanos, 81 Sc apoderan
de la mayorfa de las mesas, y no IT,
tubee un momento en- llevar a elias IN
control que garantice la libre emission
del voto
El pals espera que ell gobernador
Winthrop, que tantas esperanzas ha
hecho concebir, establecera aqu1 el i'm.
perio de la justicia.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1904-08-17
MagneSia aereada antibiIiosa
de ]. III. BIanco

Con 81 uso desaparece e1 extre-
nin1iento indigestion. dolores de
cabeza jaqueca bills. acido de-
estomago, en- general todos los
desarreglos producidos por Ell es-
tonnage e intestinos.
FARMACIA DE BLANCo.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1904-08-17
MOYiIniGntO Maritime
sALIDAS DE TRAyES1A

El vapor americana cCoamo2, to
mo en- este puerto para New York, la
siguiente carga:
2.4s5 sacos azdcar central, 632. .63s
libras; BOZ sacos de miel, s5qI2 libras;
l20 cajas tabaco elaborado, 6 pacas
algod6n, q. t2I libras; 4s pacas tabaco
en- rama, CLOS libras: 4g1 cueros de
res, 96 sacos cocos, 10 sacos huesos.
CABOTAJE
Goleta SEsperanzaS. para Aqua
dilla Ponce.
Balandra eAna Marla,, para Aqua.
dula.
vapor eyascos, para laajardo J
ruta.
Goleta SDoloresS, para Humacao
y Naguabo.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1904-08-17
SAN JUAN II AGOsTO 1904
~~-~~r
10 QUE SIGNIFICA ,
eELDOS POR UNO !.

Va ha demostrado 10 prensa unio-
nista Ia injusticia Ia inmoralidad
que encierra, cl acuerdo tornado hace
dos amos por los republicanos del Con
seio con anuencia del gobernador
Hunt de nombrar para las mesas cleo
torale. DDS iugcss repuJlcanos por uno
federal
Debido & ese ardid fu6 que vencie-
ron en- las elecciones pasadas, pues
en- aquellos pueblos como Caguas,
donde no pudieron organizar turbas y
donde la policfa 40 Sc atreri6 coac-
cionar q los electores, la mayorfa de
las mesas nos rest6 alrededor de mil
votos.
Y prueba de que los republicanos
cuentan con csc &dos por uno2 para
formar ma mayorin que no tienen, pues
La opinion general del pals les ha sido
siempre adverse, nos la da EL Aguilo
de Ponce, uno de los 6rganos mas ca
racterizados del republicanismo.
En- su edici6n del lines tormina un
articulo con este parrafo que mas elo-
cue7te no puede ser.
0E,l de Noviembre, nuestra abru-
madora mayoria, y Ell DOS POR
UNO, SO encargarau de demonstrates
que PE1E * QUfEN PE-E, la victoria
pertenece el gran partido republicanoo
No Sc puede hablar con mas des-
caro-. No Sc puede hacer un alarde
mas cinico de una inmoralidad, que 81
les aprovecha, deberfan tener siquie-
ra ell buen sentido de callarla.
Vean, pues, los hombres del go
bierno, como la prensa de ese partido
confesa descaradamente que mediante
Ell DOS POR UNO, obtendran ell 8 de
Noviembre una mayorfa Illegal, como
Ia que obtuvieron hace dos amos, Pc
sE QUEEN PEsE.
Sc necssita que uu parii1o haya
perddo toda noci6n de moralidad Y
de iusticia, todo respeto la opinion
pdbIica, para hacer ca la prensa Sc
mejaute confession. y Sc necesita al
mismo tempo, que en- este pals exista
IN gobierno tan IMMORAL como ese
partido, para que Sc hagl solidario
de tamaha injusticia que adaltera en-
su esehcia la pureza del sufragio po-
pular.
Pero no. en- Puerto Rico hay hoy
un gobornaute recto y honrado, que
vela por los fueros de Ia justicia y
por el prestigio del goblerno, que no
ha de permitir Sc repita la comedia
electoral que tauto desacredit6 al an
terror gobernante y que tau profundo
malestar cause Ell el pals.
Vengan unas elecciones legales, en-
cue ambos partidos luchen con sus pro
pias tuerzas, demostraremos al 90
bierno, que somos la mayorfa del pals,
v que ese partido, turbulento andr-
quico, solo pudo triunfar en- Puerto Ri
co, que es pals de orden de amor
la libertad, mediante el favoritismo
del gobierno y de procedimientos tan
reprobables como los que puso en-
practica en- Nueva Orleans el general
Sheridan, en- tiempos del Presidente
Grant, para darle el triunfo los
negros
Mr.. Hunt, que es natural de la Lou
siana, conocfa perfectamente aque-
los procedimientos: n presenci6, ala
en su juventud como merced las ba-
yonetas de Sheridan y a. las turbas de
negros beodos, vencieron ALI los poi-
siciaas Aquello tu6 IN boron indig-
no lanzado sobre la historic de la de-
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1904-08-17
Sc Yende en- $500 dollars

Una fnca en- Santurce, compuesta
de b cuerd as de terreno, con IN fren-
te la carretera central de le5 metros
\ atravesada por el Ferr ocarril de
circunvalaci6n en una longitud de mas
de 800 metros. Tiene edifcaciones
por valor de mas de dos mil dollars
contiene $50 palmas de coco.-Infor-
mes: Fortaleza MIN, 81, bajos. ;
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1904-08-17
Angel NJ, Marin

Sc ofreoe como administrator de
Gncas urbapas. Acepta comisiones de
conpra y venta. Referencias sin ex-
classes de ingl6s en- su
casa g. domicilio. Precios decorosos.
Vende seis casas. Comprarfa Gin
co mil pifas cien mil cocos.
Arecibo, p r. u. o. Bon 25e.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1904-08-17
LUDOVICO.

Glasses diarias de ingl6s. Mana
ma, tarde noche. Ensenanza practi-
ca con aplicaci6n los usos comunes,
81 al mes.
Jose L. Fajardo.-Cristo MIN. 1.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1904-08-17
A NUESTROS AGENTES

Suplicamos 4 nuestros agentes nos
remitan en- Ell mas breve plazo q esta
Administration, todos los ndmeros
que tengan sobrantes pertenecientes
al d;a Is del actual.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1904-08-17
RoviistiIIa humoTiIstica
Varias c0sas

Varias C0Sas
Don Roberto Todd, mayor de la
ciudad & hijo menor de Mr.. Foraker,
que segdn FL es Ell padre putativo de
Puerto Rico, presenta su candidatura
para ComisionadO z Washington.
va ha dirigido al pals el manifes-
to correspondence.
Es cosa de leer ese documento.
Tiene bastante miga.
Hay I'm parrafllo, sobre todo. Que
es jugosfsimo como cue de rechazo
cae sobre el propiO Todd.
Nos referimOs al parrafillo aquel
en- que dice que los empleos pibIicos
deben ser para los puertorriquenos y
no para los extrangeros..
Apesar de esa conviction, don Ro-
berto, que es de Saint Thomas, aspira
NADIA menos que q ser nuestro Comi-
sionado en- Washington.
Es decir que recaba para ST la
representation mas alta de nuestro
pueblo y ell cargo mas importante que,
fuera de aquf, puede debe desempe-
mar un &nativo.&
Pero estan verdes.
POr mucho que nos arguya,
damos por seguro y cierto
que no saldra don Roberto
con la suya.
-
Y-entre par6ntesis-G que habran
dicho q todO este, al enterarse del pa
rrafllo de marras, don Alberto F.
MARITIME y don Jae nto Lopez, pone-
mos por empleados de~ertrongis2...
Igual que don Ro6erto, le cae eI
sayo que nj pintiparado.
&The San Juan News> sigue., con
las gordntjas vueltas. =
A cada paso, venga no cuento,
las menciona en- tono zumb6n ir6ni-
co.
Y la rnuletilla Sc va hacienda de-
masiadO cansOna.
Gamble el trolley, colega
En- baja esta ese pape1,
y, de scguir como hoy dia,
no le salvara nj el
certamen de simpat1a.
Iarde piGche....
va ese recurso esta muy gastado,
y no da de ST.
Que ha de dar
7 an !, c0.1io
&En Ponce fu6 multado Cruz Her
nandez con cinco dollars por matar
un perro de una pedrada.~
Y ahora, encima de la multa, Sc
quedara con el feo mote de, ~mata-pe-
rros.>
En- cambio los que mataron con
premeditaciGn alevosfa & Benito ,
8 sea al perro amarillo, the dog Porto
Rjcon people, NADIA les ha ocurrido.
Gozan de la impunidad mas per-
fecta.
Via hacer perrerfas Sc ha dicho,
por sistema 8 por ca2richo
A otra cosa.
Y de la Convention de Chicago
5qu6?
5Cuando ac1aran los senores del
Directorio republicano el misterio de
ese. pacto, que ignoramos 81 es no
bilateral sinalagmatico, aunque 81 sa-
bemos que resulta bastante enigmati-
co, dich0 sea dejandonos llevar de la
fuerza del c0nsOnante?
Ahora solo falta que triunfen los
dem6cratas en- las elecciones proximas
para que el fiasco sea complete.
Y probabilidad AIDES sobran.
Y para ese viaje.....
LUDOVICO.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1904-02-26
AOMESICk.

It stands afar midst happy, sunlit fields
A little farm house, brown and OLD,
With ancient, Uncovered, buttossed
walls,
And straw-thatched roof Of gold;
And l a wanderer from the dusty town,
Grown weary Of its heavy ways,
Wistful, from eff the hot white road, look
And long for the old days.
For there the nights were blessed with
quiet sleep,
The days were filed with happy cares,
And there the skies seemed ever blue,
and there
Was time for peace and prayers;
While youth and laughter, joy and hope,
and love
Sang in my heart happy song.
All me! song that's hushed for ever
more,
The crowded streets among.
And now I stand and gaze, with heavy
heart,
Across dear fields in longing sore,
To where another woman, happier far,
Looks from the low, half-door.
Oh, little farm house, old, and brown,
and sweet,
I wake when all the worlds at rest
And think Of you, and long for the old
peace
And the untroubled breast!
Pail Mall Gazette.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1904-02-26
High Time She Came Home.

The old saying that praise to the
face is open disgrace" is still firmly be.
lieved by some people. A young woman
who was brought up by her New Eng.
land grandmother, notable house
keeper and example of thrift, says that
the adage was a household guide in heI
family.
One day her grandmother went off to
pay visit, and the ambitious girl OF
sixteen scrubbed and polished, swept
and busted until it seemed as If there
were nothing left to do. Her heart beat
high with the hope Of q word of com.
mendation as she sat in the kitchen
doorway, waiting for her grandmoth.
ers return.
When the old lady arrived she looked
about her with keen eyes, but there
seemed no chance for criticism, until
STOPPING down under the kitchen table
which stood near the open door, she saw
that the south wind had waited in bit
Of fluff from the hen-yard.
With eyes that would twinkle in spite
of herself, she pointed an accusing
finger at this evidence of carelessness
and said soberly:
Janet, my dear, see there's feath
er in the kitchen. It's high time 1 came
homev'
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1904-02-26
duttering about US Ike a pink snow.

duttering about us Ike a pink snow
storm.
Roses" said I, looking at tho empty
stalks insisniacaatly, "are 80 apt to
fade and wither."
"And potatoes" replied Polly. get
hard and old and knotty and develop
'eyes.'"
That's so." said I. "and it isn't we'll
for 4 woman to have too many eyes"
"Besides," said Polly, gathering up
the fallen leaves and putting them and
the stalks in q little pile, "a rose has q
heart"
$50 has a potato" remarked.
But you have to dig through SO
much exterior to find it." declared Pol
ly. "And the average man is too lazy
to dig. He wants the good things in
Hfe's repast set out on his plate. not
hidden under it."
".And yet" said 1, discovering the
heart in a woman who doesn't wear
hers on the surface. and who seems
cold and unfathomable, is like d1scev-
ering q birthday gift under your plate
in the morning. The surprise Is very
sweet"
"Perhaps," said Polly, meditatively,
holding a rose against her cheek, SO
that you couldn't tell which was which,
"but how many men are going to hunt
for the surprise? Nine times out of ten
the poor little potatoes virtues remain
hidden to the end Of her days, when
she ID left on the matrimonial kitchen
shelf along with the onions and the
cabbages. A woman" and Polly put
the last rose in the epergne and stood
off to admire the effect, like rose,
is meant to be ornamental. If she can
be useful, too, SO much the better. but
it isn't absolutely necessary. There
are so many potatoes in the world
twenty to every rose. Why, look at tho
woman's clubs; they are full OF pota-
toes. nice, solid, substantial, useful Ia
dies, who make the world good and in
tellectual and-stupid and uninterest-
ing. Look at the reform organizations
and the woman's rights associations,
and the working girls associations,
and the working girls unions; pota-
toes! potatoes! nothing but potatoes.
But when a man wants wife he
doesn't apply to the intelligence office,
nor to the secretary Of the reform
club. He doesn't go about searching
for a nice, hard potato in short skirts,
eyeglasses and boots. He doesn't ask
a woman If she can make good pie
crusts and darn socks SO that they
won't be knotty-not nowadays, at any
rate. he just goes blindfolded into
ballroom or pink tea, or fancy dress
fair and walks out idiodcally happy
! with a rose in his mental buttonhole.
OF course his theories are different,
and
"Ouchr' cried suddenly.
Polly turned with startled inquiry in
her eyes.
'Its a thorn" 1 said, nursing my
finger, but looking at Polly with side
| long significance. "Roses seem to have
| thorns, don't theyT
"Of course" said Polly, "and pud-
ding has spice. They are as necessary
as the sauce on the meat, or the pep
per on the potatoes. A little twinge
now and then does a man good, and re-
lieves the fiatness of things A little
defectina woman makes her perfection
more prominent. A little dent in her
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1904-02-26

chin aCcentuates the graceful curve. q
little aimple In her cheek makes you
observe its roses. And you never fully
appreciate the sweetness of her smile
until you have seen her pouting"
II think" said a. Polly began pick
ing up the scraps and poking then into
a little paper box. that I'd like a po-
tate with q rose grsw1ng on it."
"Of osurse," said Polly, extrac ctlng q
rose from the jar and pinning it in q
bunch Of curls ever one ear. That's
what every man wants. They are all
like the baby who cried because he
couldn't see both sides Of the moon at
once"
Il WISH" said plaintively, "that
you wouldn't put rose in your hair
while we are discussing a serious prob
lem"
"Why?' said Polly, innocently.
Because" said 1, 1T somehow re-
minds me of the lady who sent the
pink teacups-and, besides, it's dis
tracing"
Polly leaned over a box and the rose
nestled down against her cheek.
"And dangerous" added.
Polly pulled a potato out of the box
and held it up for my inspection.
"Shall change it for this?" she
asked sweetly.
Don't you dare" 1 cried.
Polly held the potato up against my
coat lapel and stood off to admire it.
"Take it away" 1 pleaded.
Polly dropped the potato into it's
box.
"And now," she said, shaking her
finger at me- will you ever, again
malign the lady who sent the roses and
the teacups?
"Neverv' I declared.
"Or snub her If she should ever make
you sloppy coffee
"I don't understand" said I.
"Or cry for meat and potatoes when
she gives you kisses and roses?'
"But Polly" 1 began.
"Miss Lee" said the maid, coming
in with a trayful Of dishes, "here are
the teacups you told me to bring down.
and your mother says please to step
out to the carriages and bring in the
rest Of the roses and things you Or
dered."
"Polly,' said I humbly, II beg your
pardon"
Polly smiled forgivingly and tucked
a white rose in my buttonhole.
There 10 something" saI 1, "that
Won mentioned in connection with roses
something that generally goes with
them"
And then somehow that rose in my
buttonhole got horribly crushed
Helen Rowland, in Washington Post.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1904-02-26


and daughters blessed
abolished
until 1889 the h Of February of which
OF
cabinet
of the of the world to-day
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1904-02-26
Immune.

Towne-It's a shame the way these
big corporations put the screws on the
people.
hot time in the next world.
Towne-If I could believe that
there'd be some consolation in that
thought, but corporations, you know,
have no souls.-Philadelphia Press.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1904-02-26
Followed The Same Craft.

In the days when Sir Charles Gavan
Duffy was leading figure in Victorian
politics there sat in the Melbourne
parliament a wealthy but not we'll
Informed butcher The chief secretary
of the day was deprecating the att1-
tude of the leader Of the opposition,
whose conduct was, he declared, worse
than Nero's. "Who was Nero?" inr
teriected the knight of the cleaver,
with equal scorn and sincerity. "Who
was Nero?' replied the delighted
secretary. "The honorable gentleman
ought to know. Nero was a celebrated
Roman butcher"
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1904-02-26
Sacrifice Sale.

Sacrifice Sale.
The handsome young man halted at
the beauty tent in the church fair.
$50 you are selling kisses at 81 for
the benefit of the church?' he asked.
"Yes," said the pretty girl, blushing.
"Any reductionT'
"Well, If the right man came along I
might sell one for so cents.'
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1904-02-26
Probably True,

Wabash-I wonder what makes oil
Gotrox dress so shabbily?
Monroe-His pride. my boy.
Wabash-Why, how's that?
Monroe-He's afraid his customer
will mistake him for one of his clerks.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1904-02-26

He who believes in nobody knows
that he himself is not to be trusted
Auerbach.