The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1904-07-31

Twin that amt beneath him Wanst hayrO always hayrO
After awhile I'll be lurn in tn v tn bridge an pushn
nds into tn river an haun thin out fr medal I'll be-
Carnayge hayro good FIR nawhin else
No. frnd don't fall into tn canal whin I'm around
might be lookin' tn other way.
"An think v tn position We in all this time, tn
who's life I've saved Nawthn cud be lower Yeer aymim-
dragged firm wahry grave be tn iv tn Carnaygie
medal Yeer wife depises We had have yeer life
saved She always if fell into tn wathe
yeer srong risou her an 10 an he
gnieman in the liquor business Yeer little boys an girls
have to bring prsnts around birthday Ye have
to lind me money whn it an ye complain people call
ye an migrate Befue die yen wsht yed pulled into tn
81 1a-ad that was more or less riscued firm
wathry grave be tailor be tn iv Muggins He took tn
agnzed parents to appear stngy beure til neigh
bors prisnted Muggns with good Muggins
same t Muggn But aher awhile he found that Muggns
t d TO G MN me ~ o1 ne was spoken " as tn fellow
he still Muggins boy Muggns wasn't much look ben
tn part Me young frind cudden get away IN him If he was
payn baseball in tn lot Muggins lanin tn
fence with an ndugen smile Whn he graaed with honors
tn Brothers School, Muggns in tn front with look v
fond anon his face Win tn Brother SupeeryOr handed
tn ability larnn this young in prsnce
iv TIL hayro whom he owed his life 1t tn in after
years He become lawyer an Muggins nver missed day
coor TIL lawyer f tn opposition always managed appeal
his finer fecln in tn prisnce v tn
lie II 1t was suit over pair ~ pants me frnd always lost it.
He niver wud take agn tailor f tn jury wud always
gins hung him. Whin tn eetn arose. he
invariably began Ladies an gneman, inhrojoocin
he his life an who here TIL platform tonight
Aphonso Muggins Me frnd always supposed put his
handkerchief his eyes these wurruds an with falthn step
kick He said he cuddemt bep Tb ptsion n u no
sthrong r human endurance Muggns didn't mind He nver
minded anything. He a hayro.
Afther awhile he to drink Habichool hayroes always
do an whn in drink he melancholy quarresome
dhrunk an hayroes sometimes Clancy wud be sen
quey in cafe with friends whin Muggins wud blow in
an set down with his hat his eyes, Tn frnd
inthajooe him with catch his voice an eyes
Boys he'd want to nthraoOce APhOnse Muggns
Gawd bless him, boys he saved life rs that SOP says
iv his companyons Ye betcher life it is says Muggins Did
his life? Well ask him. Ye ask him if did his life
We just ask him. If he don't lie about it. he'll saved
iv me life? Maybe did Maybe it was man in Milwaukee
that done that Looy here Look clock got firm his
that will ye? Who am I? I'm nothin' I'm Muggins TIL tailor
An what's he? Look him. will with his dmOn' an his
all right boys It's all right Life curious place graft
on account " his ngrachood Clancy had support him
night But an end comes to all things HayToes don't live onc
They can't tn way they live An day Muggins whit tn
hayroes an hyro worhpper TIL paapers account
ms Jun T Tn nouTneS none was more affected thin
Congressman Cancy whose me- near forty years this hum
bic hayro had saved firm wahry doom Lake Michigan TIL
foot make solid He whit with light heart
an says to his wife Mother to-day begin me rae We
him yeer life Praps Clancy but, he says he took it
out in thrade long ago.
PROFESSIONAL help I'll be scued be fireman posan be-
dancer Win tb i cay uS' put anaGnoor hayroes rs
life to annywan let it be who won't hry to
collect it. Anyhow what is hayrosm? If stops run
team that is dhraggn empty milk
he's hayro. He's fool Tn line lightly dhrawn amy
how hayro often SUCCESSFUL fool an unsuc-
cessfu hayro I've Carnayge called havo but
don't believe it. If he he wudden be givin medals FIR
hayrosm he PROFESSIONAL swimmer he wuddent think
anything Nv savn people rm dhrownn If he was
he'd think navhn iv carryn down tn fre-escape
burnn buldn. If he stable boy he'd find that have
to catch runaway horses lose his job wuddn hesitate to
down addher yer shoulders but We to save
firm dhrownin' I'd f help What be doin'
thryin to runaway team But fell through my
way Hayroes ought know tn way be safe they do
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