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Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1904-09-01
An I'm brella Trick.

That's no way to put on an umbrel-
la cover, my dear" remarked the man
TO his wife. who was preparing to go
put one cloudy day.
Don't fuss at it like that. No.; you
don't want to turn the cover right side
out. Leave It as 1t is and put the ferrule
OF the umbrella through the little tin
top, 40. Now take hold OF the top OF
the case and pull It night up over the
umbrella. just as you stripped 1t of.
See? 1t doesn't take half a minute and
Is much easter than hbortously turning
the narrow case right side out"
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1904-09-01
when Onions Arc Odorlcss.

How many times has every fiat
dweller entered his home only to cry
out IN disgust because the odor of the
onion or the turnip or something else
has permeatcd the entire six or seven
rooms?
Lets stop having such things for
dinner" he suggests to his wife. why.
it's notifying to inytc friend to
dine when one knows Ibis sort OF at
mosphere Is going 10 knock him down
as soon as he enters tie door
AS a matter of fact, there is no need
for excluding the onion or the other Of
Tending eatables The simplest way In
the world to solve the difficulty is this:
Have the cook put into the cooking
vessel with your onions just piece Of
stale bread about as big rs your fist.
Somehow or other the bread absorbs
the odors, and you don't know onions
are on your menu until you sit down
at the table. New York Times.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1904-09-01
Dangers of ClevelandisDn.

Free silver was only threatening
peril from which the election Of Nc
Kinley saved the nation. Free trade
was the road to ruin from which his
election diverted the national course.
The election OF 1896 saved the United
States from Clevelandism no less than
from Organism. and Clevelandism is a
peril into which the people are not
likely to ding the country in reaction
from Bryanism. The threat OF Bryan
ism has not obscured the dangers Of
Clcvclandism. The people have had
full experience Of the miseries pro
duced by the latter and do not feel
encouraged to bring them on again.
The promise OF Democracy Is bad,
whether the promise appears in the
ascendency of one Democratic faction
or the other. The people are not ripe
Tor change such as the Democrats
would give them.-Pittsburg Chronicle.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1904-09-01
A Frank Com mcnt.

IIousckeepers will appreciate this
little story Of Dean stanley: During a
visit to America. not long before his
death. he was invited TO dine with II
certain college president in southern
town. Early in the meal the dean In
quired OF his hostess; Mrs. CT,
would it be impertinent to ask what il
this gulnbo SOUP" Perhaps l can
best answer" was the amU scd reply,
"by telling you Lady As comment
on the dish when she dined with us
once on n time. She leaned across the
table and called 10 her husband: Nou
would better try the soup. It's not
nenrly so nasty rs it looks" "Ah"'
said the dean, smiling, that was OK
actly like Lady A.. She is cousin
of minew- Harpers Bazaar.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1904-09-01
The "wecpins willow" song.

Some people have heard Of the ballad
containing the words "Ill hang my
harp on n weeping willow tree but
perhaps 1t Is not generally known that
the author was young man who fell
desperately in love with Queen Veto
ria, at that time a girl Of seventeen.
This young lover was heir to baronet.
cy, but baronets cannot approach royal
ny in the guise of a sutton, though II
took some time before the romantic
youth could be brought to understand
this fact When at last he did so, he
Bat down In despair and wrote the now
well known ballad, which was at tina,
time published In London paper and
then he emigrated to Australia.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1904-09-01
PAYING TElCER'S LAPSE.
Tie and several others Failed q
Note an Absurd Error.


note an Absurd Error.
Banks are VIGOROUSLY careful about
scrutInizIng the signatures to checks
on which they pay out eoney, yet, as
the following incident we'll illustrates,
II is possible for even the most care
full and experienced Of paying tellers
IN make mistakes. The incident is the
more remarkab because 1t reveals a
most curious error on the part Of
prominent business man as we'll as an
astonishing lapse In the case Of usu-
ally accurate and scrupuiously exact
bank official.
Among the depositors at one Of the
largest banks In the city is an old and
prominent firm which may be called,
for the purposes of this relation,
Aloysius Jenkins e. Co. All checks Is
sued by the firm are signed In person
by AIoysius Jenkins, its head, so that
his handwriting and signature nre
thoroughly familiar to the bank Off.
GERS Mt whose bank he has deposited
for twenty years or more.
During the first week of this month
Mr.. Jenkins got notice from the bank
that a check signed for si,SoO in his
hand writing, but signed Aloysius
Smith & Co., had been paid by the
bank during the previous month and
the sum paid out charged against his
account. Aloysius jenkins was per-
fectly certain that he had never made
such a foolish mistake as that. lie
sent over for the check. 1t needed on
ly a glance to show him that he had
written 1t and the signature really was
| Aloysius Smith 4 Co. He called up
the people to whom the check was
PAYABLE and whose Endorsement was
on its back. They had not noticed the
mistake at all. 1t Ind passed through
the hands of their cashier and Of 9th
or employees and had been by them
sent to the bank, where 1t had been
credited to their account without ques
ton. passing the sharp eyes Of the pay
ing teller and only being discovered BY
accident nearly thirty days afterward.
Six or more experienced and expert
business men had let that absurd mis-
take get by without detecting 1t. II
was almost beyond belief. The only
more ridiculous thing about 1t all was
the fact that he had unsigned his owr
firm name. BY referring to his letter
book for the day the check was dated
he discovered that he had been busy
lust then in closing UP an importan
deal with n man named Smith. Tha
was the only possible explanation FOL
his slip. He has had the Cancelled
check framed, and it now hangs In hi
Office as a reminder that to err is hu
man" even in the best trained circles
Chicago Tribune.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1904-09-01
self sum cient.

A distinguished comedian who tells
stories very we'll was invited to a din
ner and for the greater part of the
evening entertained the company.
When he returned to his hotel. thor
onghly tired, his wife said:
well. did you have a good timer
mo. ! can't say that I did. Indeed,
IL had not been there l should have
been bored"
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1904-09-01
MYSTERIES OF NATURE.
tome of the Many Thugs That Find
No Rrady Explanation.

Some of the Many Thugs That Find
No Rr"dy Explanations.
Whatever opens up new doors or
windows for us into the world about
lis, whatever widens the field OF our
interests and sympathics, has some
sort OF value, says John Burroughs In
Country Life In America. hut much
Of the so called nature study opens no
new doors or windows. 1t affords no
mental satisfaction or illumination or
aesthetic pleasure. II is mainly potter
Ing with dry, unimportant facts and
details. DO you know the edelweiss
flowers or our own niatchless arbutus
after you have merely analysed and
classified them? No more than you
know man after having weighed and
measured him. The function Of things
is always Interesting. What do they
do? How do they pay their way In the
rigid economy of nature? How do they
survive? Why do the roots OF trees
tow through the ground ike run
and uniting again. while the branches
are thrust out In right lines or curves?
Why Is our common yellow birch
more often than any other tree planted
upon rock? Why do oaks or chest
nuts SO often spring up where pine
or hemlock forest has been cleared
awayi Why does lightning so com
monty strike a hemlock tree or pine
or an oak ard rarely or never birch
Why does the bolt sometimes scatter
the tree about and at others only plow
"A channel down Its trunk? Why does
the bumblebee complain SO loudly
when working upon certain flowers
Why does the honeybee lose the sting
when 1t stings person, while the
wasp, the hornet and the bumblebee
do not? How does the chimney swal
low yet the twigs 1t builds Its nest
with? From what does the hornet
make its paperH
have never been greatly interested
in spiders, but have always wanted
to know how certain spider managed
TO stretch her cable squarely across
| the road in the woods about my height
fro,n tho UrOuuI
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1904-09-01

| laths Stern denomination sat on thai
handsome countcnancc; look which
| said as plainly as words, This man
| shall not de." His hands clutched the
broken framework beneath him, and lie
noistencd his lips as If to give utter
ance to the words his expression fore.
shndowed But before he could speak
a tall angular figure sprang out from
among the commons and held up a
sinewy hand. His face was ablaze
with anger: his stcntoriau voice domi-
mated the hall, envcnomed with hatred,
striking the ear with terror as does the
roar of a tiger
"rhe might Of England, in parliament
assembled, gives Judgment untram-
mclcd and unafraid. The king is not
| here. The king cannot be here. The
throne is vacant and must remain va
cant until justice Is done"
As the last words rang out. the long
/ index finger. shaken menacingly. point.
ed at the empty chair There was de-
tinnCe of king or minister in words and
tone and gesture, a challenge to the
throne. The pale face of the king be-
came ghastly white. his hand trcmbled
and fragments of the latticework fell
from beneath it. Irresolution took the
place of former determination. and he
glanced pitfully from right to left as
if seeking human support, Of which.
i'm the amazed stiffness, there was no
indication Then the fine white hand
of an unseen woman showed for a mo-
mcnt on his arm like Il snowflake, aud
Charles, with one look of haunting
compassion on the prisoner, disappear
ed from sight. The phantom picture
had vanished from its ragged frame
without a sound and blank darkness
occupied its place. Truly the king was
not present. conjured away by the
strenuous hand of the fierce combat
ant on the stnge and the soft hand OF
the woman behind the scenes.
"Who is that man?" whispered Fran
ces, gazing in frightened fascination or
The rude interrupter.
THAT is John Pym the chief prose
cutor and deadly personal enemy OF
Lord Strafford.'
As the girl gazcd at this dominating
individuality all the froth Of confidence
in her fathers acquittal, whipped uI
by the chatter Of conversation at the
beginning, evaporated. There stood the
personifed hatred Of England agains
the Earl of STAFFORD. No wavering II
accent or action there, but determined
man, knowing what he wanted an(
bent on having it, To her excited
imagination the resolute face took OF
, the semblance of death mask, and thu
clinched hand seemed to grasp th'
. shaft Of IN AK. 1t was as If the heads
man had suddenly stood forth Que
> claimed his own. and chill as of thu
; grave swept over the audience with
, shudder in its wake.
\ low wailing cry went sobbinl
across the silence. a cry that tugged Il
, Stratfords heart when he heard II
What memory did it stir in bis trou
bed mind? A "Reminiscences of some
thing that had escaped him, crowded
out by matters of more pressing mo
I ment.
: 'What Is that" he asked anXiously
1T is nothing. my lord" answere,
Nolins, stepping between his maste
and tho commotion among the women
~ lady has tainted, that is all The!
are taking her out"
ITO BE CONTINUED)
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1904-09-01
Xpologicnl Nomenclature.

The buffalo in the United states IS
n bison; the partridge of Michigan and
pheasant OF Pennsylvania and other
states is q rutied grouse; the rabbit,
80 plentiful In the market at times, Is
a hare. Both species of grouse, the
rufred and the pinnated, are called
pheasant. partridge and patrige, and
the pinnated grouse Is universally re-
ferred to as the prairie chicken. Prat-
RTE chicken Is not bad name for the
pinnated grouse. for 1t is original and
does not confound 1t with other birds,
but it Is not right to use the names
partridge and pheasant when referring
to our grouse. for these are the cor.
rect names of European specimens,
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1904-09-01
IrreEularity In the Punishment.

There are two boys who manage to
be rather unruly In school, and their
tea cher was 80 exasperated one day
that she ordered them to remain after
hours and write their names 1000
times. She watched them plunge into
the task. Some fifteen minutes later
one of them grew uneasy and began to
watch his companion in disgrace. Sud
denly the first one burst out with n
roar of despair and between his sobs
said to the teacher;
"'Tain't fair, mum. His names
Bush and mines Schluttermeyeir!--
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1904-09-01

A boy, having left school, started to
work in a factory. At the end Of his
first days work he returned home. evi-
IDENTITY feeling quite man. Taking on
his hat and coat, he threw them on the
floor. with a meaning look at his sister.
Look here. Jim" said she; hang
your clothes in their proper place"
Hang them up yourself" he replied.
f'who do you thinks keepin' YEP
London Standard
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1904-09-01

Wife-You do not speak to me as az
fectiohstely as you used to. George l
think you have ceased to love me. Hus-
band There you are again. Ceased to
love you! Why, | love you better than
my life. Now, shut up and let me read
my paper.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1904-09-01
StOning Their Prophet,

Bryan in defeat is greater than his
victors. No one can help respecting
him and his convictions, but the sub
terfuges and Misrepresentation Of
the Hill-Parker crowd receive nothing
but strongest condemnation from all
sides.-St. Louis Waterman Advocate.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1904-09-01
What Constitutes Corruption.

us he CorruptT
"Oh, no: l wouldn't call him that"
"What do you consider corrupt"
"Why. q man who sells out to two
opposing interests In the same deal, Of
course. Anybody ought TO know that"
Chicago Post.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1904-09-01
Mean.

Madge - Physical culture is just
,piendid. I'm taking beauty exercises.
Marjorie - You haven't been taking
chem long, have youf-Judge.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1904-09-01

A flower pucked in the morning con-
tinues fresh twice as long as one pluck
ed later in the day, when the sun 10
upon it.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1904-09-01

II man is mean to his wife, has he
a right to complain when he finds that
her folks know it?-Atchison Globe.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1904-05-05
I InivsrsitT Notes.

Mr.. lawrence Fulton rendered
his many friends a delishifa. -
eeptlon Friday night. IN erlebra-
tI01 of -AIs birthday. Delicious
IefFe>hments we're served.
CHANCELLOR Fulton has returned
from Birmingham.
Miss OSeuS. 81 View Albany. l.
tie guest OF Miss Blanche Rod-erS
Miss Anslie sykes. OF Aoer
dee7, i the charming "a :, OF Miss
Virginia jones.
The senior class CT the Woman's
college we're rendered a reee ptiou
triday night BY KS. W. VI. Nc
Iat0sa- DAINTY refreshments wers
served.
Mrs. J. 4. Deupces i visiting
her daughter, Mrs Bailey II
Jlcksou.
Mr.. Frank Far visited hi
horse IN French Camp this week
The preliminary contest IN EIo-
cutipa- by Freshman members 81
the Hernsan and Phi >isua Lite.
rary Societies. for places ia ID,
confess Tor medals. at Coumsles.
rnent. vas he,j in the CnIversit,
chapel. SATURDAY night. Thos,
winning pl2ces ~ere NeSs-s. G.
u LsaveIl. r.. AuVsrvne VII
hams Fre,t Witty. and 4. Meek
hnoeryer, frar1 the Heruean
NessrS- George. Robertson. Cole
nan and Bray. from the Ph
Scra-
In the Junior contest FOG tt
PHI sigma Junior medal. an,
representative II the Gulf State
lnser-Ccl.eSiase Orator.caI Con
tsss, Mr. \. \. Coin vas IA,
fortunate man
Tuesday forenoon WIS devote.
70 Field Spe-cs, and was eaj5ye.
BY the student body and nan,
visitors.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1904-05-05

our Gown town.
The social features atsersisr.
lpso the C-uve1tsc1 He-e a. vel.
planned ard A. eaiova le a. ths
ulorc serious things. lie rep
ti1n Eiyea the delegates BY Nisss-
Deaton AMI Bo--s at the HAL
for Women On the campus Wa
beautiful ami greatly appreciated
by the BSowninSs and their
guests The drives overti . cam
pUs and through town gave pleas
ure 20 the visiting LADIES'.
TIE reception Thursday night
* the residence &c pr. and Mrs
ueupres vas a very delightful
occasion, Introducing Il one
another the delegates aal toxin
people IN a happy and pleasing
way
mus CLOSED the seventh arnu-
FL meeting Of the Fe,ieration. Z;
vas the largest meeting ever held
IN our STATE. Tie only regret TIE
BrOwninSs have. i that 50 Few
- our town ladies ami sister clas
women avaIlet themselves Of this
opportunity % meet the ren-eser-
t1lve women OF the state. Ths
loss Is theirs. :.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1904-05-05
A Voice From Soesh Oxford

We hope that Mr. Frank Tay loz
viii >ooR receive his bloodnOa1ds
Fran what We hear he has a 1iee
chance TO keep sid hounds IN tue
trim We would not have the
good people ever sEsaiesoa that
Mr. Tag Ter caa get a better nights
rest on Sunday ai-hs by Takins 4
short eiFeEit n0rih and briasins :.
IA all midnight wanderers. We
eel sGre THAI NF. Taylor Is the
rigAt nan. : Ee Is Well aeqaa.Ht-
ed With the kiets zortA Of him and
the surrounding euzat-v. Some
other parties aIll a,so he liable to
get >Seeter sleep ~ sunday
nights also Ito pc al disturb
aueeS vii S0oa wants
THE UErECFIvg.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1904-05-05
HOliss Do DoSs-

The health OF this vicinity i
very good AZ this writing.
Our farmers are moving aIo-s
very nicely. with their work al
viii soon be through Planting.
\ good rzsa would prove very
beneficial Just now 20 bring Up tae
cotton ard eC-G-
Some Of the Bay Springs folks
expect TO spend a few DAYS on a
camp hunt IN r4liahatehie bottom
this week.
kev- y j. Gaines failed TO ill
his appointment al Bay Springs
Sunday
Mr. J. j. IlttIeioha and wife
visited their daughter al College
Hill ST. lay.
Rev v J. Weaver. of IugOmar.
vi. preach AZ Bay Springs Sua
day at Ii o'eioek- Let all who
can 20 and hear Bro Weaver.
TAs rural free delivery from
Oxfs-d 70 Keel aad back. via Bay
Springs IS 4 sure thing. Mr.. Black
made his first trip Monday.
DR.. W u Gilbert, CT louisville
Is spending a few days with his
parents before going before TIE
State Beard of Medical Examiners
a. Jackson
Mrs Smith. of Ardmore. lad.
Ter xill visit her daughter, Ms.
Frank Afford, this week.
Mr. Dick Rushing visited
friends near Walton last week.
Several Of the young people Of
Bart we've welcome visitors IN our
midst Sunday
We are glad to see so macy
lice letters IN TEE EAGLE. Hope
the correspondents Will e0atsase
- SE-tcs
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1904-05-05
Knyion Dots
N Etv~ F--s-sf.r -


Health l. fairly good in cur
community at present.
Rev D. Z. Heyls preached Us 4
splendid sermon Sunday aftsr-
n00n- y large sud attentive aGii-
"1ce waS present Delay, Tusa.
Cornish aud Mt. Zion vas well re
presented here Sunday.
Rev. l. T. N0len. of Paris. viii
preach here Friday right before
the fourth Saadly in this month.
Hope al viii give him I good
audience that night.
The iaflRt child of Mr. CoIur.
bus Netts died a few days asO.
Sorry to seara of the death Of
the little year old son OF Mr.
Z-e Oswalt Saturday. The re
mains xere Inferred in the Liberty
cemetery Sunday afternoon
Mr.. u. II PolandtS barn WIS
destroyed by ire Thursday morn
ing. containing ABOUT +a0 bushel,
81 corn 2ai $50 bales Of hay. The
loss was siU0.
Miss Ora BsEnett. CT Ab5eviIIe.
i visiting Mss Ellen Leeths.
Gr1nima RObeek = visiting her
daughter. Mrs. Egia Lynch.
Mrs w I. Turner. Of Oxford.
visited her daughter. Mrs. ?. Il.
Franklin this week.
Mr. L0unie Lee and Hif. visit
ed relatives ii C1sxsll and Abe
VILE last gpek-
Mr.. Earl LyEeA and vife vis!te 7
tie amiry Of Mr. Mart Harris
Sunday.
Mr. Joe Patterson aad SISTER.
Mss ID. 81 C0raiSs- aat Ms
Monte Anderson. Of TuIa. vi-Ite !
Miss Mabel Robertson recently
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1904-05-05
THROUGH \ MICROSCOPES

Before the Invention % the nj
crosc0pe, that revssle- II usi-
rrobes amt germs. our fors :
fathers ate, drank. ami were
merry. ana Eve,i t. good Oh ase.
without 4 fear e what unknown
immature mou>ters went into their
-ll-aa-hs. Scientists tell Us now
that fruits Vegetables AMI drinks.
and alns'st every hiEc that teaip;s
the raia.s. lrs infested by colo
MES - invisible beings. which
ar foes to health lri happiness.
Ignorant, ordinary people are not
aware &c il, It : true. ard -,
along Just As wel Il not better.
than the much knowing ones. but
dread % germs and microbes an,
sources Of untold anxiety and
misery - those who seek 70 ind
then.
+ The use Il the microscope i not
rVssrved solely for the inspection
IT physfcal defects and invisible
dangers. Most Of u are a. prone
to Use the moral raagnifyiuc Iense.
dSgratively. a. the scientist the
real microscope. Our next door
uei-hbors nay be models IT kind
neSs. AMI upright. Just AMI fair
IN al their dealings. but some
S6ors-coniuc may cone within
the scope Of our moral ElaSuIfy-
/ i-S glass, AMI we Ssraishtway
discover VIA. bllsh,s the sweet.
, ct friendship.
= Members Il our ozn fa7ii,
may p sSess many noble an
lovahle traits oi character. "
~orle petty weakness. placed IN
Ter our moral microscope. vii :
.ovsrsh2d1w the virtues that y
lose all the pleasure and Joy Y
Z might ind in our loved ones.
z The creates heroes the xorb
has ever known. have each pos
sessed natural. human faults N,
weaknesses, which would serious
Z " mar the lussre Of hono-e
= names. II viewed through IN
moral Microscope Instead the-
/, Of using this peace destroyin.
: little test upon hunanity's YEA
D points. why not use II upon tn
Z virtues, and cover the defec;
with the mantle Of charity. Bsin
!. blind TO faults. and able q -
: the good IN our fricais. / Ate
i al, = most desirable quality. an
one that viii Insure friendshir
and guarantee popularity. Il
matter when and where praeaeee
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1904-05-05

BGsS-5 LNcw@
Oar bail playing boys resr-l.,
ized their bali team S..fgr,itv
They were aos beaten last year !,
any game. and they expect TO hold
Tue sine record this season
They want TO play the Taylar.
team especially They sen, tker
challenge i1st season aud tie,
UeHld net accept. bet niay B.
they vii reconsider this season
Everyone = iayi;ed to come OF
10 TIE singing every Sauday afte,
aoo1 At ) o'e.UeS. II i every
ones aaty 10 improve their siuS-
trs waec opportunity affords
Itself.
Rev. William Lee Tarnase. .
Baptist minister preached at Clea,
Greek Sandy morning At IL
O'Clock.
Mr., FL Barry. wao has been
attending a Commercial ecllese
A. 1TeElG1, i al home On a vISsl
10 his family
NJ Flank Groves lost a Use
gay mare last wee1- We Sympa-
t1Ize With hial IA his loss.
II. Z! SAip2 las decided that
ae VII remain sanding whea h
Soss iato the store nov. aud No,
axe The EsSs seat offered hin.
We are a3VI0Us tor this week,
'SsGe CT The EAGLE. a. We wait
% read iaai famous haubag arti.
Gle Of the SPLINTER correspondent
We Ssat all TIE correspondents
20 sEiIe every wees a. their let
ieFs are always Interesting.