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Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1904-10-07
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The Cairo bulletin., 1904-12-26
A|RSH|P MAKES
GOOD HER NAME
California Arrow Ac emphasizes
Boast OF Builder
MANEUvERED EVERY WAY
AT WILL OF OPERATOR RETURN
ING IN TEETH or STRONG
WIND TO POINT FROM
WHERE STARTED.
By the Assoclated .,ross.

Los Angeles, Cal, Dee. rs. Cap
tain Baldwln's airship, the "Califor
MIA Arrow" driven by Roy Knaben
shue, who made several successful
fights in the same machine from the
Worlds fair grounds at St Louis,
was given its first trial in California
today. which was successful with the
single exception of It's failure to land
at the starting point.
The landing was effected half a
mile away without damage TO the ma
chine, and ii was safely towed back
10 anchorage.
| The Arrow starting from Chute's
park baseball grounds, sailed with
the wind northeastward for a dis.
lance of between eight and ten miles
Thence eastward two miles, returned
in the face of a twelve mile gale TO
a point directly above the starting
place, but owing to the supply of gas
oline running short, was unable TO
effect a landing at exactly the de-
sired spot
Inc dIfShlp was In night an hour
and thirteen minutes and sailed a dis
lance of probably twenty miles. Fly.
ing with the wind the Arrow travelled
at speed Of twenty miles an hour.
and returning directly in the face Of
a strong southeastern gale was able
TO make a rate of speed between six
and eight miles an hour.
The airship Unanswered in every
direction, responding readily to the
ruddeg, circling and turning in any
direction, sailing directly in the face
Of the wind or at any angle, rising
and dipping as the operator directed.
the Arrow rising at times to the
height of three thousand, feet or
more.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-12-26

he Thought be saw that his Testimony
cannot have made much of an impress
Sion. In circumstantial proof Of q
crime of this nature the two points
of especial importance are motive and
means. AS 10 motive there was very
little testimony given to show any
likelihood of the man having killed
himself. There was some evidence
/ OF passions on the part of the girl
that might have inspired such an act
In an undiseiplined and froward heart,
but il was far from conclusive. The
evidence as TO means was both defec.
F, live and contradictory. Had ii been
(, poasihl ste trace the purchase of the
revolver 10 the prisoner or to her alb
sent brother-in-law. the inference as
10 her guilt would have been substan.
tally affected. That was impossible
I in the unexplained absence OF the
man. Prac ically when the case went
to the Jury II was that of wayward
girl present at the death OF a lover
whom she vas about 10 lose and might
be prompted % kill. and who was not
likely TO wish to kill himself. the pos
ssion, origin, and he use of the
deadly weapon being quite obscure.
so far as the evidence went Whatev
or the jurymen may have thought as
to the probabilities in the matter,
unanimous agre ment that she was
guilty Of the premediiated killing
which ia murder in the first degree.
as charged in the Indictment, woul,
seem to have been on. Of the question.
The disclosures in the trial have
presented picture of a Phase of life
and a type Of morality, or immortality,
not SO rare az good men and women
Ike 10 think It, bdt usually unknown
To them in detail as ii has been drawn
in this case !. would be quite prop
er that the jury hould b. urged to
remember that they mad no call and 1
no right 10 consider The character
aud morals OF the accused or of the 4
dead man, but no such injuncti3a I
could prevail with the readers of The 4
newspapers. In some ways it is re- (
grettable that opportunity should /
nave been afforded for the satisfaction
IF curiosity as 10 tha kind of life or
dinarily wrapped in rea, enable Oh
scurity But it may be well that the
story OF these vrtachad creatures
heir vulgar pleasures, their troub es,
luarrels. passions and the final trag
edy may prove more of a warning
han an inticement a sense Of impa
fence, WEAKNESS, disgust seems th2
natural result of the study. even cas-
nal, of the sordid and unclcan drama
lnfolded in the court room.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-12-26

Cairo hotels are beginning TO feel
the influence OF the holidays and the
res. steers show fewer names than at
almost any other time of the year.
This is the season when travelling
men go hack to headquarters, for the
average merchant is too busy to buy
goods and so the travelling man stays
away The hotels naturally feel the
absence of the men who have been
coming so often during the season
and until after the first Of Januarr
the hotel registers will show the de-
cline in business.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-12-26
PASSES QUIETLY IN LONDON.
Most Notable Feature Of Christmas
Day Was the Large Amount of
Charity Distributed.
Dy tho Associated Press.

by the Associated Press.
London. Dee 25.-Christmas day
passed quietly throughout the Unit.
cd Kingdom. The most notable fea-
ture of the day was the large amount
of charity distributed as a result of
Z nervous sums of money collected for
the purpose through the newspapers
and other channels.
Weather conditions are improved,
though a fog sdll hangs over London
and is interfering 10 some extent
with The shipping in river channels.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-12-26
THE BRITISH FOG.

There is doubt SIS more soft coal
consumed-cr not wholly consumed.
which makes all the differencs--in
Greater London than IN any other
equal area upon the surface of the
planet The London blacks" result
ing from the imperfect combustion
are commonly assumed to be the main
cause Of the London fog Which
from time to time simply paralyze
the business Of the greatest aggrega
ton Of human beings on ear. h. Lon.
TONERS are immobillzed. every year or
So by these fogs. which work huge
mischief. a traveller tells Of how he
was caught in one on the day when he
bad 10 meet an appointment of vital
Importance to him at London bank,
only a few hundred feet away from the
inn which he had chosen expressly
for its proximity 20 the bank and now
he could reach the bank. and meet his
obligation. only by the device of hir-
NJ hanson cab of which the driver
dismoun' ed and felt his way along
the lamp posts and around the cor.
nars. thanks to his minute local
knowledge.
Such a condition as This is due TO
the aggrava.ion by the London SCOT
of the normal British fog. The pres
ent or Just past British fog g. main
ly noteworthy in that IT t. not con
fined TO London. but that the Amos
pheric con millions. even without rein
forcement from the soft coal have
sufficed TO spread pail over the
whole south of England.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-12-26

All illinois Central, Mobile & Ohio
and Cotton Belt trains arrive and de
part form Central station, corner OF
Second street and Ohio street
All Big Four and Iron Mountain
trains arrive and depart from the
Union station, Second street and Com
mercial avenue.
Mail may be deposited In the box AZ
the transfer station. located at Cen.
trail station. 20 minutes before the de-
parture OF any train.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-12-26
THE PATTERSON CASE.

We can hardly imagine that any
one who has followed the testimony
in the trial of the woman Patterson
fer the murder of the bo3lUmsker
Young is surprised that the jury di--
agreed as to verdict
The evidence was entirely circum-
stantial. only one witness being pro
dueed who undertook 10 describe the
killing. and he vas obviously so vague
and confused in his memory Of what
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-12-26

First Office Boy should think d.
bossd tire yous, fer smokin cigar.
e.tec an keepn de offs Uttered M
wit yer stumps
Second Onice Boy He dasscni, he
knows dat if ne ried it. I'd expose hig
financial methods in d. columns OF do
current magazines.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-12-26
New Name Ger En-

Mr. Small,ork-So your mother
doesn't care for light opera And why
not. may ] ask
Miss McPrudish-I think she oh
iects 70 the err the long stockings
that are 90 prevalent in performances
Of that nature.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-12-26

The grand old man" of Missouri is
to accep. a position on the interstate
commerce commission in preference
to one on the Panama canal commits
SIGN. Senator Cockrell has many
admirers in the state Of Illinois and
the one thing to which the people
here might object to is that his ap-
pointment win lessen the chances of
Frank P. Sargent.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-12-26

The Democrats Of Boston are Dem
ocrats Of the old school They II &C.
Ell a man who was serving a Jail sen
tence 10 tthe common council But Il
may be stated that this Will merely
change his form of punishment.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-12-26
BIG RIOT IN
RUSSIA POLAND
AFTER MIDNIGHT MASS IN
WHICH COMMANDER OF MILL,
TARY AND ONE RIoTER ARE
KILLED.
By the Associated Press

Ba2om, Russian Poland. Dec b.
After midnight mass at the Roman
Catholic cathedral crowd compose
Of workmen paraded the streets car
rying red flags. The military author
tiles trying to dispense it we're receiy,
cd with shots and a serious encounter
followed in which the commander Of
the twenty-iixth regiment was killed
and a gendarme wounded One of
the demonstrators was killed.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-12-26

Nan Patterson seems TO be the old.
old story of the rag, bone and a
hank Of hair known to the mae de
scendant5 of Adam since Eden, This
species Of feminine grating has al
ways It's tragic possibilities.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-12-26
The Acme Of Faith.

Nordy-Your little boy has a belief
in YOU thai is .ouching T. approaches
absolute trust and perfect confidence
more nearly than any instance have
ever known.
Butte-EXcept one
Nordy-What is that2 =
Buttc-The childlike .tt6ssfulness OF
hose Ohio bankers. :.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-12-26

The above Is a correct statement q
the circulation Of the Cairo Bulletin.
daily and Sunday, on the dates stat
ed, month of November, 1904
CLYDE SULLIVAN,
Business Manager.
Subscribed and sworn to before me
tnis second day OF December, 1904.
Il. L. GILBERT,
Notary Public.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-12-26

Theus are some pretty brave men
in this country That IS shown by
the fact that there were several candi-
lates for pension commissioner not
withstanling the fact that Mr. Ware
preferred even a residence in Kan
sas 30 holding That office.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-12-26

A New York judge has mado a
somewhat important decision 1t is to
the effect tina. sandwich is not a
square meal We had supposed that
the quality Of the sandwich might
have something 70 do with this
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-12-26

Banker Beekwth would get more
sympathy if his motive in g0bbling
Cass.e's bait was not so apparent. Ii
pays .o.be strictly legitimate in bank,
ing methods and leave bonuses" to
financial Adventures.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-12-26

Boston is SIN pratt'ing about Gov.
ernor Douglas imposing military
staff and the great Lawson-G Greene
(champagpe) duel This will hol1
Boston over her tea and beans until
the next Macedonian uprising.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-12-26

Why would it not be a good thing
to allow the supreme cour of Colorado
10 east the vote of that state? They
are doing it now in an Indirect man
ner, but why not ALLOW the court 10
do it directly One advantage would
be that l. could declare the vote on
the governorship without resorting 70
so many didoes.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-12-26

There is comfort for Chauncey NJ
Depev EVIL If he is defeated for
senator nothing can deprive him Of
the pleasure that he must feel over
his resemblance to the late Adam
Forepaugh.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-12-26

Th.s Philadelphia Ledger is afraid
that in his bumptiousness President
Roosevelt may tackle the COMPRESSION.
al garden eeed Heaven forbid, Then
all the NJ. C.s would as well walk
nome
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-12-26

Adjutant General Sherman Bell has
reconsidered his determination to eX-
patriate himself in Mexico. He may
be needed in his military plugugly
role to make good Peabody's stealing
of Colorado's gubernatorial chair.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-12-26

Wonder If what Tom Lawson dark.
ly hints at In his ads as to his imml-
nent demise can refer 10 visit from
Colonel Bill Breene.- Tom mus laugh
at the preseniiment by this time.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-12-26

The visitor put his ear TO the phon
ograph. What a fine descriptive
farm ballad" he remarked But how
did you ever get that perfect wood
saving chorus?'
That was easy replied the
housewife. Il just held the machine
near John when he was snoring-
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-12-26

Tire con h win be de lighted to be
included in President Rooseve'ts
square deal" If the reference is 10
appointm nts il is to be hoped he has
no more crums up his sleeves
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-12-26

Now the car is described as an ov-
er-worlfed executive sovereign with
rare knowledge of affairs in his realm
and IN the martial field of Manchuria.
Tomorrow we shall read that he Is
on the verge of idiocy and has 10 be
watched 20 keep him from eating
glass and other indigestible things.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-12-26

The Indianapolis Ngws takes oc-
casion to remark that Mrs. Chadwick
is not one of those three-eent fairs
We hear SO much of in connection
with Tom Johnson and Cleveland.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-12-26

There are sixteen presidential can
didates in Cuba. In addition there
are some who are supposed TO be
somewhat receptive in Me same di-
reetion
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-12-26

Governor Vsrdsmsn has been inyit-
ed to attend the inaugural ceremo-
MES, but The editors of the Boston
Herald have SO far been left cut ia
the cold. The Boston Herald is the
one that tod +3e story Of the chase
of that dressed turkey
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-12-26

It is a lite strange that the mika-
do SHOULD object TO the coaling of the
Baltic ie in neutral wa ers. If the
fleet does not coal how can it get over
where the Japanese fleet can reach It.?
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-12-26
Banker seckwita's

Banker 5eckwith's testimony is
said to have been very clear in the
Chadwick case. There is no reasCn
why II should 'Ipi be We believe
that. he took NO eg az the time tina
the occurrences took place of which
he spoke q ni9c a8
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-12-26

Or. Chadwick is said to be ON his
way to America. He'll be rather sur
prised il he finds he didn't perform
an autopsy on Mma. Deyere twenty
nine years ago.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-12-26

Some of the victims Of Mrs Chad.
wick still have hopes that they are
going % get ihlir money But hope
will not make, much Of dent Ia a
Christmas stocking.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-12-26
HEAVY LOSS By FIRE.

wayland \. Y. Dec. 25.-Fire to-
day destroyed the plant Of The Way
land Cement works. Loss two hun
bred thousand dollars.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-12-26

In the German town of Biebrich
balconies are to be specially taxed
AID the proceeds devoted to the inn
provement of the streets.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-12-26

The winter problem now confronts,
For heat We vainly holer;
And thus each tenement of clay
Keeps hot beneath the collar
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-12-26

sourke Cochran declares that mon
ey spent on a political campaign is
money wasted Evidently me golden
tongued spieler Of the political hust-
ings takes little stock in the vote.
making power OF his highly paid ba-
roo.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-12-26
The Woman of II.

Wife (reading paper Heavy snow
tomorrow
Husband (dolefully) me!
Wife-Accompanied by sleet, hail
and rain
Husband-Oh. my!
Wife-ln Alaska.
Husband-Ol. shucks.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-12-26

Major Warner of Missouri was Of
Tered the pension commissionership
and refused it, And that shows that
Warner is such level headed follow
that the Republican leaders Of the
Missouri legislature viii probably
send him 20 the United States senate