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The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1904-12-31
An Accident No Longer.

President Roosevets worst enemy
and the result CT the recent election
does not reveal many-cannot charge
him with any lack of the sense OF humor
There is an Incidental episode connected
with the recent presidential election that
aptly illustrates him ''in lighter vein."
Being known only to the guests Of the
president and his wife on election night,
it has not heretofore got into print.
After 1t became certain that the election
was his, and he had received the felicita-
tions of the men about him, President
Roosevelt crossed over to his wife, and
bowling low before her, as he extended
his hand, said: my dear, 1t gives me
pleasure to inform you that am no
longer an accident. Saturday Evening
Post DN.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1904-12-31
A DOGS WISDOM.
Story Of How Nero obeyed His Mas
ter at the Sacrifice Of
Shirt.

Stories Of dogs are SO plentiful that
one more or less doesn't seem to make
much difference. and yet the cumulative
evidence of canine reasoning power IL
piling up high. y -
Nero was a St. Bernard owned by
man in Virginia. One day while In the
yard cleaning his gun the master told
Nero to go in the house and bring him
rag. Nero bounded OF. and was OBJ
served by woman to be searching for
something. Interested In his motions.
she watched him. After looking every,
where in the room he went to the closet,
and finding on the floor his mAster's
shirt. shifted at II. took It up, hesitatsd
a moment, then evidently satisfied that
/. was not "a rag" laid 1t down and
went back empty-mouthed. His mas
ter reproved him sharply and said:
60 now and bring me rag!'
Turning slowly, the puzzled dog went
into TIE house again, still watched BY
the woman who had heard the order.
He went to the closet, picked up the
shirt in his mouth and started to 50 out.
then evidently reasoning that . whole
garment could not properly be called
"a rag" he placed his foot on the pof-.
ton that trailed on the door aEd DELHI
erately tore out piece. WITH which -
returned triumphantIy TO- AiA maater<-s
Chicago Record Herald y
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1904-12-31
UCol. William Jennings Bryan is re-


DCol. William Jennings Bryan is re-
ported to have purchased recently mas
sive white marble punch bowl that once
rested on the sideboard of Thomas JEFF
ferson, the third president of the United
States. Possibly when Col. Bryan has
brewed brew in this bowl, and par
taken thereof plentifully, his writings
will be more Jeffersonian than ever be-
fore.-Savannah News Dem.).
r1That reorganization of the demo-
cratic party by Messrs. Bryan and Tag
CART may turn out to be only little local
affair.--Indianapolis News.
CyThe republicans did more than de-
feat Senator Cockrell for reelection;
they removed the chin whiskers from
public life in Missouri. Topeka Capital.
UIf there is to be tariff readjustment,
revenue revision must be considered al
the same time, but so far as we can per.
ceive there is no probability that the pro-
tective principle as whole is In any
danger. Schedules may be modified, but
the protective principle Itself appears to
have come to stay.-Boston Transcript
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1904-12-31

cealing it; the legs are match sticks, fas-
tened to the shell with sealing wax.
This Is all that is strictly necessary,
but you can paint or draw the wings II
you choose, or cover the whole body with
down or fine wool, fastened on with glue.
For a newly Matched chick no tail is
needed. There should be only one hole
in the shell. which should be entirely
covered with soft down.
So far so good. but your bird or chick
is lifeless and helpless thing and can
not even stand up. You can make 1T very
much more lifelike and interesting in
the following way: Bend one end OF a
short piece of fine wire into a ring, at
right angles to the rest of the wire, and
make hook on the other end. Now fas-
ten the ring with sealing wax to the I'M
der side of the bird just behind the legs.
Put a cork, little block of wood, or
some other small weight in the hook and
perch birdie on your forefinger. bending
the wire to make him balance perfectly.
Now you can set him rocking forward
and backward, and he will not fall of
his perch.
You can create good deal Of surprise
and amusement by making flock Of
these little birds and perching them on
the trees. the potted palms, and the rub
Der plant, so that the weights are hid
den by the leaves. or by setting row Of
them swinging on the edge Of an upright
card, with the weights hanging behind
unseen. If your birds are chicks, they
will look all the funnier in such posi-
tions, for chickens,,as you know, do not
'roost" until they have good sized tails
and wings.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1904-12-31

the feat. and the time for your trick has
come.
Fill tumbler with water and COM
pletely cover the top with a stout sheet
of writing paper. BY pressing the paper
firmly against the top OF the glass you
may safely turn the whole thing up
side down" or invert 1t. Rest 1t ON .
table. and the top Of the table will press
the paper SO firmly against the edges
of the glass that not q drop OF water
will come out.
Now you carefully withdraw the pa
per, as shown in the picture, and tho
water is still kept in the glass, this time
by the table top alone. When anyone
tries to lift the glass the water will az
once come out and you have made good
your statement at the expense Of all
those who claimed the ability to lift the
glass
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1904-12-31
A PARTY TRICK.
Easy Way in Which You Can Trap
Your Boastful and Rash
Acquaintance.

Here is a very simple way to quell
boaster or anyone who is showing on"
as some youngsters are prone to do
when party of several are together.
says the Chicago Inter Ocean.
You start the thing going by declaring
that you do not believe any of those
present can lift glass full of water and,
carry 1t five feet in five seconds without
spilling most of 1t. OF course several
will at once claim the ability to perform
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1904-12-31
THE ONE OMAR.

recent coronation of King Peter, even
though they will not be able to secure
specimens. The reproductions given
herewith are enlarged. The stamps OF
the five lower denominations COM
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1904-12-31

JR text Is q prayer
-fervid and brief.
1t is credited to
Moses, the man OF
God, and II this
eat organizer
and law-giver and
leader needed to
pray thus, h o W
much more we, who
have come after,
and have entered
into the heritage
of that greater era
which knows the
Loader IF LADDERS
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1904-12-31
FOR THE PHILATELIST.
Reproduction of Stamps Issued to
Commemorate the Servian
Coronation.

Young stamp collectors will be inter-
ested in the new issue Of stamps OF the
Servian monarchy concentrating the
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1904-12-31
,HE USE OF
TIME
lc9pyright, 1901. BY J. N. Edson.)
New Years Sermon By the " Highway and
Bywsy" Preacher.

Chicago. Sunday, Dec. 20. 1904
Text: $50 teach US to number our days
that we may apply our hearts unto wis
dom."-Psalm 90:12
Die Eureka post. (Eureka, McPherson Co., SuÌˆd=Dakota) 18??-19??, 1904-11-23
Iorthern Wormat nno Sns
Duitrie Sd1uIe

81 Abcroeen, Q D. uimnt an 3.
September line Nrbeit tpieoer oui.
Sein Guriue 1T uoIIitduoig uno feline
9ebrer erIter 9IoHe. Die Sdlulc III
neu mo MODERN. SIS Iino feline uno
gut ein9erihtet. Decentralization.
Seine araouierte SdIiiIer finocn i'm,
mer quite NnItelImnsen. aDrperlihe
nebuna. hduslidoe DerDol.m0, yte.
oetunr uno NhIit. Sin Ieines
SGlafSemad unc SpeiIcioaI. uns
e~rrid)tepreie 5000 fir 10 s9sd)en.
2cf 81 30 Die SDode. ;3immer so
his 70 Gents Die Wode. GdIreibe
fir RotoIo9 an ben Yrdiioent be-
Northern 9iormoI mto Snonitric
Sdluls. ~31oue-bop.
Die Eureka post. (Eureka, McPherson Co., SuÌˆd=Dakota) 18??-19??, 1904-11-23
Stltfamt Goh,titsstfttnkt.

Rt9t felten finb So6settsseI6ente
Der auSfluB bon Gtfsriu&t cher Bos.
belt. so e-bislt Elm b.fannter fraua6fs
f4er S4riftfteiIsr am Sas. feinsr So@s
actt bon .intm Ro[Iegen Elm eIeodntes
BUD, tn ipelhem ale I9le9ten Rriti,
ten, bte fsinsn Derten i'm 2auf. Der
Sabre 81 SbsiI seiporben, 1orgfdltiq
dufgetlebt tpuren. Sin moler betom
bel oerielben @elegenbsit cine Reibe BON
GIementarbii6ern iiber bic Runf Der
Maleret, NIT Der ~brinsen6en Qufforb.s
rung, bieiel6en ia re9t fIsibis au bss
nuben.
Ter @otte elmer Dame, bereu qrobe
S4Dn6sit bon tbrer i9arfen 3unee in
ben S4attsn seIlelt tpur6e, fano unt.r
ben So45eitssei9snten cine Rsitpeitibe
uno elm Puar 3iigel. 0as GeI&ent
ftommte bon ben S9pefern Ieiner
Grau unb beissf9loFsn mar Der f9rift,
lt4e aotb, tOenn ibm feline Sgrau has
2eben ebenfo unertrGgli9 MAIDEN foute,
ipi. lie es ibr.n S4tpeItern e.ma6t, 70
mo9ts er fi9 ntht bsIinnen unb bon Der
treunoli4en9 abe re4t bduTig @ebrau9
MAIDEN.
Gin nod inan9enebmeres @e1&ent
ma4te elm betdnnter englif9er arat iei,
mem S4niegerfobne, tnoem er linn am
3o45sitstase f&rieb: SD tann sSbrer
Wtrmdbluns nit meiner So9ter ltioer
nt4t %beitpcbnsn, ienSe Sbnsn ater ala
So&5eitsssifent Sbre S6piegermuts
ter. Sd tam ibre 2aunsn ni&f LANCER
trsruseH, unb bd lie ben Wunf6 AUS
ipri4t. b,t ibrsr 5oGter su Lessen, 70
tptro lie nit benz nG&ften 3ua. bei
Sbnen eintrtffen.' Der S&pisoerfobn
mohte aunG4It gut. Ricn. gum b5Ien
Spiel, beeilte iib ober, bas ionberbare
6o6ssitsgei6ent benz freunoii6en
Gpenoer bel na6itsr @eIesenbsit su.
sild3uIennen.
Die Eureka post. (Eureka, McPherson Co., SuÌˆd=Dakota) 18??-19??, 1904-11-23
MAtet niht paS alter.

Gs lit IdlmnduoI, uenn Die Su.
geno oos siIter uidt e~ebiihreno od)
tet, oot ooS Geeentbeil LIT bel TT.
Ginas Heuen 1ebeuepiaeu Der SoI.
DieIeIben beIeitiaen Qrontheiten. oh
ne Eiidiitt. iuie beoeuteuo uno off
lie Iiuo. Observation-Disclosures
6elbIndlt. Sieber, 0erItopiunoen uio
ole oerortiecn Qranfheiten miiIIeu
oieiea oorsii0Iidleu Yilleu luciden.
25c in nllcn Npothetcu.
Die Eureka post. (Eureka, McPherson Co., SuÌˆd=Dakota) 18??-19??, 1904-11-23

fannt inoem On um eiu Ircies
puIbturo. Yiihlein idreibIt ilber 'is
deere uno biai0e 6eiIuu9 oIIsr YIut'
uno 1erpenleioen, Hheumotismus,
6er3 glogen, geuers uno gtierenIei
ben Du btaud)it nur Deinen yiomen
uuo aoreRe onSuoebeu, ooer Die ir:
9"no elmer Ieioenosu perion, Der Du
einen 9uien DienIt erpeiien uiuit.
Or. Puibed, 1872 Uoibinaton Ctr,
@bicogo. SHinois. auer yiotb Irei.
Sd)reibe bcute nob.
Die Eureka post. (Eureka, McPherson Co., SuÌˆd=Dakota) 18??-19??, 1904-11-23
0f0ankrnfplitttr

DIS Ssr3sns Siomunten fOa mon niGt
oIs G6mud trnseu.
Bcr f3 lber llnonnt btIIagt, betpeif nun.
bob or aus sgoitiihen MOripsu s:bonoelt
bat.
Summbeiten gu btgebtn m eein GeAt;
he on~S3uEuber, Dos ReGt cnosrer.
Gin trammer Rl6sa lpirA Der feifae,
iDenu &C fem 3itI srrei9t bat.
Wer bonn re6tcn @eee otqerdsb. IN erJ
e%erlereu, tOenn or ION n Ht tui.osrTtnStt.
Bos oos 2t4t utAt oerratA. s,rrd.b oft
Der 66atten.
Die Eureka post. (Eureka, McPherson Co., SuÌˆd=Dakota) 18??-19??, 1904-11-23
NOTIcE OF TsTESTloS tt TAKE TAN
DEED.

To- Nora Scott the owner OF the land herein
after described, and z. b. Holland the party ia
whose name the said wastaxtd:
lake Notice: That ON November 4th 1901 the
East X oG the south West u OF the North East
NJ the Easi y of the North East 4, and the
last "a ~ the North West q 9TH Moth Easth
of Sec. IS, in Township ~, North. Range ~
West Of the 5th p. NJ, in Mcpherson Go, \. D.,
Mas by the then county treasurer of said county
duly sold for the taxes then due and deliuqueht
thereon for the year I 90, to G.. Vorlander who
received a certificate of tax sale therefor. which
ne thereafter sold and assigned TO q. b.. Fon-
canon WHO is now the lawful holder thereof.
The right Of redemption Of said land from laid
sale will expire and a deed for said land be male
within sixty days from the completed service OF
this notice.
Dated, Eureka, s. ID. Nov. 18th 1901.
O. II. FOncanon,
Lawful holder Of said Certificate.
By James N. Brown,
Attorney. NOy.lS-Dec2
Die Eureka post. (Eureka, McPherson Co., SuÌˆd=Dakota) 18??-19??, 1904-11-23
sALoMoN NEHLIoH
Notice for Publication.
Land Office at Aberdeen, s. d.

Land Office at Aberdeen, s.. ID.
October Ia, 1904.
Notice ishereby given that the following
named settler has field notice Of his iptentiDn TO
make comnutition proof In support ~ his
claim. and taat said proof will be mt g before
the Clerk ofthe Circuit Court within and for
Campbell county, y. d., at Mound City. y. D..
the county seat OF said county on Friday, Nov
p. 1904, viz:
DANIEL MAIER
under his homestead entry No. 1906, for the
Lots I, =, 3 and 4, sec. 80, T.. 126 N, RIA w. 9Th
=. NJ.
He names the following witnesses 10 prove
his continuous residence upJn and cultivation
Of said land, via;
Ernst Kruger, Johan Maier, Johann Linde-
mann All of Suiley, 5. D., aud Xonrad Bauer
OF Eureka, s. ID.
John 8. Vetter, Register.
OctiA-NoyK
Die Eureka post. (Eureka, McPherson Co., SuÌˆd=Dakota) 18??-19??, 1904-11-23
BALTHAsER KALLENBERGER

under his homestead entry No. 104o5 for the
eh SEA md sh ne4. 500. =, twp. 125 NJ, II. IL
W 5ih ?. NJ.
He names the following witnesses TO prove
his continuous residences upon and cultiva-
ton OF said land. viz;
Jakob II. Kranzlsr. Jakob II. Aman, Ludwig
Maisch, Johannes Aman, all of Hosmor. ;. ID.
John =. Vetter, Register
Noy4-Dsc9
Die Eureka post. (Eureka, McPherson Co., SuÌˆd=Dakota) 18??-19??, 1904-11-23
Gin Mr,trtrr.

.Dsnte Dir, Der BurFfubritunt
Meper bat ssitern feline bret @efeasn
entIof en-. - onnsrtpetter, mub Der
q guaPs GeptFen baben.-
Die Eureka post. (Eureka, McPherson Co., SuÌˆd=Dakota) 18??-19??, 1904-11-23
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
Land Olnco at Aberdeen. s.

Land ollcc at Aberdeen. s.. d
November 1. 1904.
NstIee IL hereby given that the following
named settler has flied no ice of his Ia sntion
u make final proof In support of his claim.
and that said proof will he made before the
Judge of the County Court within and for
Mcpherson county, y. D., at his Office in Eu-
reka, =. D.. on Saturday, December 10, 1901,
Die Eureka post. (Eureka, McPherson Co., SuÌˆd=Dakota) 18??-19??, 1904-11-23
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
LaAd Office at Aberdeen, S. ID.
November 4 l004

LaAd Office at Aberdeen, S. ID.
November 1. 1904.
Notice Is hereby given that the following
named settler has hled notice of his inlention
10 make final proof In supp prt OF his claim.
ant that = Id proof will be made before tie
Judge OF the CouHty Court within and for
Mcpherson CouRty, s. ID, at hi office ia Eu-
reka, 5. d., en- Monday, Dec. IL, 1904, viz:
SALoMoN NEHLICH
under his homestead entry Nc. 1923 for the
e1 nell, nwA ne4 ant nek nwA, sec. "a, twp.
LIS NJ, X. % w. 5thsP. NJ.
lie names the following witnesses TO prove
his continuous residence upon "A Il cultiva-
ton OF said and. viz:
.Jakob Nshlich. Philip Ilimmerich ST..
Adam Waller. Friedrich Vanner, all OF Eu-
rska, y. ID.
John s.. Vetter.
Nov. 4-Dec.R Register
Die Eureka post. (Eureka, McPherson Co., SuÌˆd=Dakota) 18??-19??, 1904-11-23

Verian9t:- Sin 9utss Uidos
diem oerIon9t fir olaemciue l6ouss
orbeit III elmer tIeinen SomiIie. 9u'
ter Sobn eejidert. Rnd,5lirooen
bel Srou u. s.. . 10 n.
5l6 Slime Ctr. N%beroeen, @. ..
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1904-05-25
FROM DAWSON TO ST. LOUIS.
Rates That Will Be Charged by
the Central Railroad.

The Central of Georgia Railway will
sell excursion tickets to ST. Louis and
return at greatly reduced rates, as
follows:
Season excursion tickets, begin
ming April 18th and continuing during
period of exposition with final limit
December Is, 1904, eighty per cent of
double one way fare plus twenty-five
cents. From Dawson $33 20.
Sixty day excursion tickets, begin
ming April 18th and continuing during
period of exposition and good return
ing any time within sixty days in
addition to date of sale, fare and one
third plus twenty-five cents. From
Dawson S2770.
Fifteen day excursion tickets, be-
ginning April 10Th and continuing
during period of the exposition and
good returning any time within fifteen
days in addition to date of sale, one
fare plus 81 %. From Dawson S22 IS.
Coach excursion tickets, May 10th
and 3lst and good returning leaving
St. Louis any time within ten days
from and including date of sale. From
Dawson $3.50.
Tickets good via all authorized
ticket routes. For schedules and tull
information apply to your nearest
agent: or j. c. Halle, general pas
senger agent, Savannah, Ga.
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1904-05-25
FOUND A PERFECT WOMAN.
Crusty Old Bachelors Can Now
Take a Back Seat.

Let the crusty bachelors take back
seat and quit criticising the opposite
sex. There are perfect women in the
world, if one only has the patience to
search for them. Two years ago Rev.
G. w. Brown back OF Reading, Pa,
advertised for wife, butspeci6ed that
she must be an ideal woman whom he
would ask to share his name and home
Here is his prospectus of the ideal
woman: "She must be good looking
and stop her tongue a-wagging. She
must be lady in the kitchen as well
as in the parlOr, and must know how to
bake pies, cakes, bread, cook good
meal, sew and have every accomplish
ment of good housewife. She must
not bother her neighbors nor particl'
pate in anyidle gossip, and must be civ
il, courteous and pleasant at all times.
Some women are street angels and
house devils. Such women l have no
use for. They must be the same all
the time. Until [ 6nd such wife |
shall forever remain single. Mr..
Brown back received more than two
thousand letters OF application for
the position of wife TO HIM, and more
than 500 photographs of women who
felt sure they could fill the bill. He
spent mo1ths travelling around the
country interviewing the candidates
for his favor. At last he found his
idea in Newark, N. j., in the person
OF Miss Blanche Decou, and so they
have been married. Any bachelor who
really wants wife bad enough to get
out and hustle, as this preacher did,
will be pretty sure to find his ideal
awaiting him.
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1904-05-25
When The Sap Rises

weak lungs should be careful.
Coughs and colds are dangerous then.
One Minute Cough Cure cures coughs
and colds and gives strength to the
lungs. Mrs. G. E. Finner of Marion,
In0., says: 81 suffered with a cough
until run down in weight from l4S to
% pounds. | tried a plumber of RENE
dies to no avail until | used One Min
ute Cough Cure. Four bottles of this
wonderful remedy cured me entirely
of the cough, strengthened my lungs
and restored me to my normal health,
weighG and strength" Sold by
DAWSON DRUG Co.
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1904-05-25
HEARST AND PROVIDENCE.
A Macon Newspaper Expresses
Surprise.
From the Macon News.

From the Macon News.
Now do tell! Who would have sup
posed that Providence would haYe Sc
lected William Randolph Hearst as an
agency to do good? Where did ProYi-
dence learn anything about Hearst!
Why, we have been led to believe
from reading certain Parker ne VS..
papers that Hearst Is the special
creature of the Devil and is the chosen
instrument of his Satanic Majesty with
W hich to perform all kinds of vile deeds.
But we are informed that the Chicago
Inter-Ocean regards the defeats OF
Mayor Carter Harrison in the Chicago
primary by Hearst as an interposltlon
of Providence. And so it happened
that Providence desired to put an end
to the harrison dynasty, because OF
it's corruption and political plunderihg,
and after looking carefully over the
field selected Hearst for the great work
of reform.
My! My! Who would have, thought
80
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1904-05-25
SEABOARD'S ST. LOUIS RATES
Cheap Round Trip Tickets to the
Big EXPOSITION.

The Seaboard Air Line railroad Of
fers the following cheap rates to the
Louisiana Purchast Exposition at St.
LOUIS.
Season excursion tickets will be sold
daily, commencing April 18th, good to
leave st. Louis up to and including
Dec. 18TH, for 1913 20.
Sixty day excursion tickets will be
sold daily, commencing April 25th,
good to leave St. Louis up to and in
Guiding sixty days from date of sale,
for $2L7O.
Fifteen day excursion tickets will be
sold daily, commencing April 25th,
gooG to return up to and including tif-
teen days from date of sale, tor So S..
Ten day excursion tickets will be
sold only on May 10th and 3lst, and will
be good ten days from date of sale, for
1850 Any further information will
be gladly furnished by any agent of
the Seaboard.
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1904-05-25
NEVER MADE Man WHITE
NEGRO BISHOP MAKES SENSATIONAL
SPEECH ON A NEW LINE.
sin the Beginning All Men We're Created
Black, and in Their Wanderings Some
We're BIeached," He Says.

"God never made white man. In
the beginning all men were black, but
in the wanderings on earth many OF
them became bleached. In their un-
natural pallor these bleached. men now
look with contemp t and Indifference,
often with prejudice and hate, upon
their brothers, the negroes, who have
retained the color God gave them"
So said Rev. H. M. Turner, senior
bishop of the African Methodist Epis-
copal church, in an address at the an
nual conference in Chicago. Many
negroes were present and applauded
loudly.
The bishop continued:
"What we negroes need is more ed
ucation. We should write books, our
own poems and have scientific teachers
of our own in harmony with our color
and race. Don't learn songs like
Wash me and l shall be whittier than
snow a song 1 would not tolerate
sung in my presence. | don't want to
be misunderstood, and will say to the
white man, whose race at the same
time is the meanest and the best ev-
err saw, wherever our race tries to
rise, as a rule, he will help us"
Turner is Georgia negro, and has
great influence with his church.