The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1904-10-13
THISTLES


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a. siys e. setih-- Apd tie lawyers are
press hls tgit nv, n
Ntn dlrgte,s are tsutd by very
~ usli,ttc. What u itt Mary .
ma IA oFe oblr Sllh dlmEle or uFl
mskaa tbs mistake Of na'tj iug the wi ole
girl.
"A Bostop msn says he has MAS origin.
ally he rosie X mans nstbcd OF ,estirg
whether bic wife bsd been tAHpering = ith
tt sire isg dgTirg tubbys. sbiesee.
~ Ge'i o. Tho ether foot roo.
- can't m,gite hoW you can di,like
wsrk.g ~ me its raj ,riaymsnt. said the
father 10 bis hST 700. Yes, father, va,
rslleles, re,ponse, bul don'l want to sIse
myself wholly ~ TO pleasure.
Mrs. Hsu,kesp- soppose ,togld give
ytus nice dirrer tEdsy, vhst return would
y-u uaAtl Harsry ilisglrf--Well, mum,
Il liked yer c0oklh' I'd return iisi rs often
ss could, mum.
Young Lady 80 you've been on the con.
tlaeDf. proietoIf The Pfofstsor-ies;
I've been TO Msrienbsd, tskifg the baths,
you know. Really That was change
for you, wssntiti
so liberated: Tut--oh, yer, I'm 10
Interested 10 football hkye a cousin,
you know, who 10 on the varsity team.
Jesg--Ya' What does he plsyf Well,
forget just now whether he's touchdown
or puBt.
ff.frd-I don't understand Why you
and your husosnd should have separated
70 loon. Mrs. Aitermsth--ll WAS all ow-
log 10 the bAbJ's temper. Mercy On US
How could ihat be- We cnuldn't sgree 81
10 shich one Of US the baby took after.
Guest Whist is the amount Of my bin
Hotal Clerk--wasn't It you that | cashed
a check Of $40 for Yesterday morning
GHest--lcs. Came Just In time, too.
Owed o. OF II, borrowed money. Hotel
Clerk We'll, we'll make II as low Gs We
ear. The bin will be SIS.
80 10 you know, remai ked the pefsim'st,
think that have experienced every kind
OF misfortune except hanging. Well, you
shouldn't be discouraged, rejjihed the opti-
mlAt. II 10 always desirable, you know, TO
remember the old sdage, "While there's life |
there's hope"
--superla,iye Happiness Fergui-I sup.
poie the hsppest day OF your life was the
day on wll.h you were msrriedY WiXon-
Cant say that. did feel pretty happy on
tina. day, and no mistake, but II was not to |
BE- compared to the happiness experience
Cd tie frsl day psraded as drum major.
They say that Versus vile married him
while he wss siill struggling poet, on the
ground hat so thoughtful man must
make good husband. How did the get
thai ijca about him. Whom he wrote to
her, ca sriig hi, hand, he mechanically In
clio. d stamped and addressed envelope.
Pretty Diushter--So you don't like
Jim' Her father-No. He appears to be
C pthlo Of nothing. Petty Daughter
Boz what cbiectlon have you to Georges
Hrr EaiheIOh, he's worse than Jim. He
strikes me as being capable Of anything.
The campaign manager Ct the great
political party had iist flashed reading the
letter Of acceptance from one Of the csrdi-
q 90. Talk tbou. It's being business
msns lietttrN he exclaimed In disgust.
Ia 10 Isn't word Ia VI from aist to last
about maklug contribution 10 the CAM
psign fund. II
The Americans rGyeltfs tb-osd a. ked
Iie guide to translate the inscription on the
base OF the public foustain. Water /, the
rs. thing on earth, he said. Alb, well,
u ~ said, turning tb,if steps 10 The dlrec-
lisa o. the little Inn near ST hard, II would
be presumptuous in Us to order the best.
We will take something else. |,
Test Of Country Piety II Ia the dc
um Of The Pratt Republican that a true
hflstisn lie cen be better lived up to on a
farm than anywhere else" StIll, when the
4 mule kicks hole In the end gate, the
old COW gets foot IN the milk pail, ard
he sow tskes her Offspring for & promen-
sdc In the garden, there will be thoughts
ana language Of rather an unehrs,ian char
letter.
--IAfty--o EsDerty Is q sick main. He
'as heart complaint and consoomption.
cot soomplion's bad die
rkse. Casey-Iti s ,hot same but its slow
He'll desy the heart trouble year siore
die sv The loorg throuble
II suppose It's all right, said Mr.. New
oh. But II doesn't tcsm fair. What
ioctn't seem fliif f0r Mildred to fcold I
'sesuse Wan, TO cat dlrn,r 10 my ,hlrt
leeses. don't m.ke any fu,s about ter
'aTiy dTcsstf, Ard they hAven't any sleeves
II all.
No, said the cheerful IDIOT, as be light
d cigar, r,yer use tobacco. Why, mfu,
OF are smoking now, The rev bosrder
ried. That's cot e bieco, said ile IDIOT
What IL II, then, Wei, dcn'l know jast