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The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-07-29
FREE TO TWENTY-FIVE LADIES'

FREE TO TWENTY-FIVE LADIES.
The Defiance Starch Co. viii give
3 ladies q round trip ticket TO the
St Louis Exposition to ave ladies in
each Of the following states: Illinois,
Iowa, Nebraska, Kansas and Mis-
souri, who viii send in the largest
number OF trade marks cut from a
ten-cent, 16-ounce package Of Def
ance cold water laundry starch This
means from your own home, any
where in the above named states.
These trade marks must be mailed
to and received by the Defiance
Starch Co., Omaha, Nebr., before Sep
TENDER Ist, 1904. October and NOYem-
Der viii be the best months to visit
the Exposition Remember that Def
ancs is the only starch put up Is o.
Ga full pOund) to the package. You
get one-third more starch for the
same money than Of any other kind,
and Defiance never sticks to the iron
The tickets to the Exposition viii be
sent by registered mail September
9Th Starch for sale By all zealers-
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-07-29

Guyemof-I bought a tray Of dia-
monds for 90 cents yesterday.
JapaIak-Say. you take my advice
and stop hitting the pipe before it's
everlastingly too late.
GuyemOf-It's straight goods. not
only got the tray Of diamonds. but the
other ffty-one cards in the deck, also.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-07-29
No Shrine Desired.

'-F OF that I may not wear my rose
Fuil-cherished on my breast
7 leave my rose upon the stalk
At honoT's high behest-
Tor that I may not show my pearl
In orbed moonlight IRE
/ leave il cleaning. fair and far,
UnfiaWed by my desires
For that. through ban Of cynic Fate.
Ny love may not be mine
In face OF day, I go away
And leave my saint I'm shrine"
Thus spake her love ere that he went:
The loved one bent her head
And shivering- a shrine is cold
And desOlate.'' she said
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-07-29
a Trip to Colorado, Utah or California

A Trip to Colorado, Utah or California
is not complete unless it embraces
the most beautiful resorts and grand
est scenery in Colorado, which are
found on the Colorado Midland Rail
way, the highest standard gauge line
IN the world Exceptionally low sum
mer round trip rates to Colorado in
terror state points, Utah, California
and the Northwest are offered by this
line For information address Mr.. c.
H Speers, General Passenger Agent,
Denver, Colo.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-07-29
hi. VIII Interest Nathan.

Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Chill
dren, used BY Mother Gray, a nurse in
Children's Home, New York, Cure Fever
ishness. Bad Stomach, Teething Disorders,
move and regulate the bowels and destroy
Worms Sold by all Druggists, 25c. Sample
FREE Address A s. OImsted, LeRSy, ". Y.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-07-29

Mrs Cutter-What were those large
red, white and blue ivory lOzenges
saw in your pocket last night?
Mr.. CutteT-Oh, thOse-thOse are
trading stamps, my dear
Mrs. Cutter-There. that's just What
I thought they were. but mamma de-
claTes they had something to DO with
some kind Of 8 game
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-07-29

But" protested the youth. q an
capable Of filling the position"
That has nothing to DO with the
case, my friend" replied the old poll
tician- by and by you viii learn that
the soft jobs are not so apt to fall 70
those who are 1T for them as to those
who fought for them
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-07-29
80 Sc smiIed.

Because she smiled he went away
Brave hearted TO his work that day.
His petty cares were all forgot
He hurried on with one glad thought
His task became JOY giving 9pisy-
He did not know the sky was gray
To him The world was bright and gay
BY splendid hopes his breast WaE
sought
A man vas made from hopeless clay
Because she smiled
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-07-29

Mormon's Wife, tell you my place
IS by my husbands side. II he is dying
/ should be there
Doctor know, madam, but all the
best places are taken. Couldn't you
drop in again ?"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-07-29
rnIfT - 80 AcrION

FOLLY OF haSH ACIIDN.
impatient Berehant-''When are
you going to make up your mind to pay
me for that bedstead you bought si1
weeks agO2"
Impassive Customer-"Well I never
make up my mind in a hurry about
anything You'll have to let me sleeE
on Il some more"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-07-29
FTuLY OCCuPIED

Sapley-But don't you think you
could learn to love me2
Miss Keene-NO; I'm already study
ing Spanish and French, and only last
week I started to learn to swim I
haven't room to learn anything else.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-07-29
A SIMMER HERO.

Winters a dream now
Give summer a song!
The man with the ice
Is a-cOmin' along!
A hero he is
To a raggedy thrOng-
Rumble-rip-rumble-
He's comm along
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-07-29
Crown Gems Of Rare Worth.

The Russian crown jewels eOnsti-
tute the largest collection in the
world. Priceless stones are each year
added to it From time to time i'm
memorial the Eastern princes under
the dominion Of Russia have brought
gorgeous gifts to the car, and from
the East have come wonderful jewels,
which have accumulated year by year.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-07-29

Mrs. Byers-Mrs. ONeilI next door
was talking today about her Irish
blood and the struggle OF '9S." I
wonder what she means by that?
Mr. ByeTs-SOunds like a fight at a
bargain sale
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-07-29

Guest Tin cheap restaurant)-Here.
waiter, this food ~ vile. and 1 don't
propose TO pay for it. Where is the
proprietor?
Waiter-He's gone home to lunch,
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-07-29
Im.arsant e haathara.
REVENGE.

Vashti-'T'm going to propose to lit
lie bachelor BERTHE Jones"
Virginia-'He won't accept you"
Vashti-'I know it; but I just want
to give him a good scare"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-07-29

Have a care. madam" said Mr.
Meeker- summOning up a little spunk-
The worm will tuTnl" Did you ever
know the worm 10 hurt anybody when
il tUrned2" calmly asked his wife.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-07-29

Storekeepers report that the extra
quantity, together with the superior
quality Of Defiance Starch makes T
next to impossible to sell any other
brand.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-07-29

Ct don't believe that marriage is
such a serious proposition, remarked
the sweet young thing
Say, you're single, are you not?''
demanded the middIe-aged woman.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-07-29

Hundreds Of dealers say the extra
quantity and superior quality Of De-
fance Starch is fast taking place OF
ali other brands. Others say they eau
not sell any other starch.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-07-29

Miss Sharpe-'BeIieve in vegetarian
ism2 Why. love good beef"
ChOlly-''I wish 1 were beef, you
know"
Miss Sharpe-''Never mind. Calves
grow, you know"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-07-29

Don't you know that Defiance
Starch, besides being absolutely sUpe-
TiOr to any other, is put up Is ounces
in packages and sells at same price
12-Ounee packages Of other kinds?
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-07-29

Since the decree Of the Gar in 1888
deprivfng the people Of Finland OF
their constitutional liberty, 10000
Films have come to the United States
Newcomers are looked out fer By the
Finnish Exiles' Club, at Battery Park,
New York Ten per cent Of Finnland's
population OF S,0Oe. eco is now IN Amer
F~-
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-07-29

What are We TO understand BY the
'Know-NOthing party pop?" 1.-The
knoE-nothing party, my son, is the
individual what stands at the railroad
station door, and Of whom questions
are asked in vain
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-07-29

Dealers say that as soon as a Gus
toner tries Defiance Starch il is i'm
possible to sell then any ether cold
water starch. 1t can be used cold
or boiled.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-07-29

do you guarantee De photographs
to give satisfaction 20 demanded the
plain-lOOking man
''WeIl-no." said the conscientious
photographer, but can guarantee a
good likeness"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-07-29

Mrs. Newrieh Gin art stOre)-Pd take
this picture. but some person has been
scribbling on it Salesman-BUt, mad
am, that is the artists signature.
Mrs. Newrich-TelI, he's got his nerve.
Still. I guess you could scratch it out,
couldn't you?
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-07-29

EIsny who formerly smoked Toe cigars,
now smoke Lewis Single Binder straight
sc cigar, The best combination Of the best
tObaccOS. Lewis Factory, Peoria, III.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-07-29

Aseum-"f brethren is a synonym
for brothers, why not 'sistern' for sis
ters'?"
LTenpeck- 'NOnsensei I've often
heard Of a eistern that would dry up
occasionally"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-07-29

If you don't get the biggest and best
it's your own fault. Defiance Starch
IS for sale everywhere and there Is
positively nothing to equal it in guam
tity or quality.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-07-29
Do Your Esst Ache and surn1

Shake into your shoes, Aliens Foot
Ease, q powder for the feet. It makes
tight or New Shoes feel Easy. Cures
Swollen, Hot, Sweating Feet, Corns and
Stores, pc Sample sent FREE. Ad-
dress Allen S. Olmsted, Leroy, n. Y.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-07-29
- PonuIation-

According to an exhaustive Stats
teal work by q German. sAe PopuIa-
ton Of the world today IS 1.STs ,seo. :
OOo
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-07-29

Father-"The idea Of your thinking
Of marrying that man. He can't
scrape enough money together to buy
a square meal" GWendOlyn-"But
that doesn't make any difference. papa,
dear: we haven't either Of US had an
appetite for a month"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-07-29

Tommy-~Pop, what is inferiority? ?"
Tommy's Pop-"InferiOrity, my son. is
what 3 man feels after he has spent
a lot OF money 70 give his boy q col
Iege education"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-07-29

Psso's Cure for Conzunption is an infanible
medicine for coughs and colds--lS. ". SAMUEL.
ocean Grove. n. J.. Feb Il, 1soo.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-07-29

The professional humorist was all
run down. Why don't you go in for
fencing?" asked the doctor I'm
afraid it would make me feint," re-
piled the P H with a wan smile.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-07-29

Mistress-'And so you are going to
get married. Bridget
Irish Servant-''Yes, mum; you see.
I think every girl ought to get mar
ried at least once in her life"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-07-29
CARRIED OFF THE PALM.

CARMEL OE ne PALM
Patience-He always does the right
thing at the right time.
Patrice-What's he done now2
Patience-Why. he asked for her
hand down at Palm Beach
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-07-29

Hcther-I hope you are not at the
foot Of your class this week.
Non, Just about the ankle.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-07-29
Iz.-1 OF ono. cTrr . T0IED0. =.

sza=1 OF ono. CIR o. TOIEDO, So
FzGrK j. cHEEET makes oath that he - senior
parlneT Of The Arm e 2 J. CEEsET 4 CO., d9lns
Business IN the City Of Toledo. County and state
Eforeaafd ana that said Grm viii pay the sun q
OEE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each aEd eFery
eEe q CATAEEH that cannot b cured D. the use q
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn % before and EubacT1bed n ny pre-
lEce, this 6th day Of December. A D. l55s
- A ". GLEASON,
sEAL EoTAET PUBLIo.
HaTis Catarh Cure 70 taken internally and sets
lfrecflF On the blood and mucous surfaces Of the
uTstsu1. send for testiu1oniai1, free
p J. CHENEY CO, Toledo, o.
Sold By al DruEg1ste. s5o-
Taxa HAIRS Family PillI foE constipation
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-07-29

This is our latest novelty said
the manufacturer proudly Good
work, isn't it?''
Not bad" replied the visitor, "but
you can't hold a candle to the goods
we make"
"Oh, are you in this line. tOO?"
No; we make gunpOwdeT."
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-07-29
- - coonrrrr

FATE OF 4 COcUETTE.
what became OF the pretty CO
qGett7 hat lived IN this town. She
vas a 6aisy ten years ago"
ooh, she's still IN the botany class.
Indeed What flower is she nOE?"
a wall hover"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1904-07-29
TRYING TO BE CHEERFUL.

Hello, KutteRl' said the perspiring
citizen How goes it2''
20, I'm managing to keep moving, ="
said the other perspiring citizen How
are you getting along, DTyde?"
With only two trucks, this year"
TheFeupOn, with a busted look in
his eye, each pursued his way.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-05-07

ALI announcements for State
County and City Offices must be
paid strictly cash in advance. We
will make no deviation from this
rule in favor of any candidate.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-05-07
Holy Rosary.

The masses in the Holy Rosary
church tomorrow at $50 and
10:30 a. m. f..
Sunday-school at 2:3O p. m.
Vespers and benediction at 8 p.
m.
The forty hours services will
commence at 1870 o'clock. Rt.
Rev. P. j. Donahue, of Wheeling,
will preach at the late mass.
On Monday morning mass at 9
o'clock.
Father Raphael, Of Wheeling,
will preach Monday morning
and evening. He will alsoTcon-
duct services on Tuesday morn
ing and evening.
All are cordially invited to at
tend these services.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-05-07
PICKED UP A PocKETBooK
At Ohio Railroad Station Belong
ing to a Passenger.

Parkersburg, May 7.-Litha
Clark and Maggie Stephenson,
two young girls about Is years old
were arrested yesterday by B. &
0. Policeman j. M. Pounds on
the charge of stealing a pocket
book from Mrs: Meals, of Pitts
burg, at the Ohio River division
station. Mrs. Meals, who had been
visiting friends in this city, was
at the passenger station awaiting
a train to 60 to Sistersville, where
she expected to make visit.
She had laid her pocketbook,
which contained about So, a pair
of gloves and checks for her bag
gage, together with her parasol on
one of the seats in the waiting
room, and with a lady friend had
walked out on the platform. When
they returned to where the arti-
cles had been left, the pocketbook
was missing.
It was learned that the two
girls had been in the waiting room
and suspicion was at once directed
towards them. They were located
later at their homes on lower Av-
cry street, the Clark girl being
found first. She denied all know
ledge of the theft. The girls were
taken to Jail and placed in the
cell occupied by May Barnes. The
Clark girl finally told May Barnes
that she had stolen the purse, and
told where she had secreted the
stuff. The Barnes woman passed
a note out to the jailer and Officer
Pounds was notified.
|. The pocketbook was found by
Officer Pounds back of chimney
under the floor of the house where
the girl lives, but the money was
gone. The baggage checks were
found buried in box of dirt I'M
der the porch in the rear OF the
house.
The Stephenson girl was releas-
ed, and the Clark girl was taken
before Squire Thomas. An effort
will be made to have her sent to
the Girls Industrial school.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-05-07

hearers were delighted with what
she said, and every lady present
felt that they could see and hear
any opera more intelligently than
she could before hearing Miss
Nye talk. Mrs. Jackson home
was prettily decorated with apple
and peach blossoms, and she was
assisted in receiving her guests by
the speaker, Miss Nye, Mrs. Bos-
taph, of St. Marys, and Mrs.
Neuenschwander. The punch bowl
was presided over by Miss Nell
Burns and Helen Pomeroy. Dam
ty refreshments were served in
the dining room, and all the ap-
pointments were carried out in
the pink and green colors.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-05-07
IN SOCIETY.
. a@ 90. 90: #@ @#@:
A Literary Treat.


A delightful spring entertain
ment, and one which proved to be
a rare literary treat was given
Yesterday afternoon by Mrs. A;
G. Jackson to party of fifty OF
her lady friends. Mrs. jackson is
known as one of the most delight
ful hostesses in the city, and her
entertainments are marked with
a charming personality which
make them quite different from
any other ever given. Yesterday
Mrs. Jackson presented to her
onests Miss Katherine Nye, OF
Marietta, who witnessed the first
production of the famous German
onera "Parsifal," ever given IN
this country, and who told OF her
experience and impressions OF the
great opera in very pleasing and
Instructive manner. She gave a
brief history of opera, OF the
noted writer, and the story OF the
famous legend from which Par
sifal" was taken. She told OF the
Juror it's coming to New York ere,
ated among the society people OF
tbe Fast. and she closed with a
very comprehensive and effective
description of each act of the pro.
auetien. 1t is needless to say mel
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-05-07
Methodist.

Sabbath school at 9:45 a. m.
Preaching at II a. m. and 8 p.
M, by the pastor, Rev. Fl. Barton
Bowden. Subject for morning,
"My Ancient Residence" for ev-
ening, "The Lifting of the Veil. "
Junior league at 2:30 p. m.
Epworth league at 3 80 p. m.
Wednesday and Friday services
at 8 p. m.
Ladies Aid society Thursday
afternoon.
Strangers and friends alike
welcomed to all the services OF
the church.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-05-07
Made Young Again.

Zone of DIR. Kings New Life
Pills each night for two weeks
has put me in my teens again, I"
writes D. Fl. Turner, Of Dempsey
town, Pa. They'r the best in the
world for Liver, Stomach and
Bowels. Purely vegetable. Never
grippe. Only 25c at D. A. Hender-
shots.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-05-07
Christian.

There will be preaching in the
Citizens hose house at IL a M,
also 8 in the evening.
Sunday-school at 9:45 a. m.
Bible class taught by the pastor,
j. W. Yoho.
A cordial invitation is extended
to all.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-05-07
PRESBYTERIAN.

Preaching at IL a. m. and 3 p
m, by the pastor, Rev. Thos. A.
Anderson.
Sunday-school at 9:45 a. m.
Christian Endeavor at Z p. m
Prayer meeting Wednesday at
s p. m.
All are cordially invited to at
tend these services.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-05-07
900 90 @@ 90 @@@ 900
s AT THE CHURCHES. 3
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900 80 90 600 @@@!

Baptist.
Preaching at IL a. m. and s p.
m. by the pastor, A. S. Kelley.
Sunday-school at 9:45 a. m.
Bible classes for men and wom-
en-.
Prayer services Wednesday at
8 p. m.
A welcome to all who will come
and worship with this church.
Episcopal.
Service and sermon at IL a. m.
and 8 p. m.
Sunday-school at 3 p. m.
Thursday being Ascension day.
there will be a celebration of the
Holy communion at 10 a. m.
Litany service on Friday after
noon at 4 o'clock.
All are invited to attend these
services.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1904-12-15
SOCIALISTS CONTINUE To ATTACK
THE GOVERNMENT OF GERMAN EMPIRE

Berlin. Dec. 10.-Herr Won Vollmar.
socialist, relieved Herr Bebel, the So
cialist leader, yesterday in the assault
upon the government. At the conclu-
sion of long speech sharply arraign-
ing Chancellor Won Buelow for his al
legged over-friendly attitude toward
Russia. vollmar took up Emperor Will
Jams kilograms. referring specifically
to the one sent to President Roose-
welt. He said:
in the GOODNESS of telegram style
we could learn something from the
Americans. This exchange of dis
patches is in one respect not without
advantage for Germany, since the EN-
pire's head in the telegram to Presi
dent Roosevelt did not address him
personally, but expressed his admira
ton for the United States"
Vollmar said the socialists by nc
means saw their ideal in American
conditions. republican capitalism being
no better than monarchic. But" he
added. I'VE can learn from Americs
free self government in choosing oul
highest official and in taking back his
commission after fixed period. There
is no need of a law In the United
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1904-12-15

States against arbitrary encroach-
ments on popular rights. The most
loyal German can learn from the ex-
change of kilograms that there is
nothing absolutely fixed in political
and social order that Germany's
mixed, undeveloped, slavish political
condition cannot last forever and that
the German people finally are march
ing toward freer conditions"
Chancellor Won Buelow, in a lengthy
reply, ignored this part of Vollmar's
Eeech. combining himself to defense
of the governments attitude toward
Russia. He defended this policy earn
estly, denied that a secret treaty ex-
lists between Germany and Russia, ex-
plicitly declined to take vollmar's OPP
tim'stic views regarding French plans
for revenge and remarked:
Germany has been able to become
the pivotal point in the peace move
ment, precisely because of her
strength. Any weakness Of our race
would Immediately arouse warlike pas
sion. Germany's weakness would not
be danger to US alone, but also to
the peace of Europe and of the world,
which We az want to maintain"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1904-12-15
BANKER PERRY RELEASED.
Alleged Burner Of Factory Wins Aft
err Iona Hearing.

Chicago, Dec. 10. N. Perry, the
former bank president, who was ac-
cused of setting fire to the American
Locomotive works plant to obtain the
insurance, was discharged yesterday
after long hearing in court. In
rendering his decision Justice Foster
said:
THE one strong circumstance
against the defendant is that the fire
was discovered shortly after he left
the plant. The principal witnesses
against him were his former EN-
rloyes. The evidence shows that
they had been conspiring against him
and his business for months Testi-
mony of witnesses like these calhut
be given credence. am not salts
fed that probable cause to believe de
PENDANT guilty has been given to the
prosecution"