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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-29
A FOOLISH BOOZE.

A MORNING CONTEMPORARY in
II Inmates taat Utah's statehood is
fr danger as i result OF the testimony
i'm the SmoOt hearing. We are told
that the ''long-pending intention TO at
tack Utah's ehabing act may come to
fruition at any time; that revocation
by congress Of the enabling act or the
withdrawal of statehood by am amend
ment to the federal constitution would
be a startling and terrific punishment
upon the people of Utah"
So it wouli, SO it would. but there
is just about as much danger of such
a proceeding as there is that We shall
wake up some morning and find that
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-29
Society

Mr.. and Mrs. Everett Buckingham
entertained a few intimate friends at a
luncheon yesterday at which they an
nounced the engagement of their
daughter, Darlene to Lynn KempeF of
Omaha, who is their guest. The mar
riage VIII not take place till early next
summer. Those present at the luncheon
yesterday We're Mr.. and Mrs. w. H.
Alexander, Mr.. and Mrs Wing b.
Allen, Mrs. A. E. Kimball Miss Sarah
Alexander, Wayne Hemphill and Ashby
Cleveland.
Judge and Mrs. William II. King
entertained at dinner last evening at
which covers were laid for ten. The
decorations were all in the Christmas
colors and the guests were Mr. and
Mrs. +. NJ Lyman, Mr.. and Mrs. +. NJ.
Lyman, jr., DIR. and Mrs. Z. Gowans
and Stanley Hanks.
Mrs. e J. Chambers of New York will
be in the city shortly 70 visit Mr.. and
Mrs. w. p. Kiser on Second East
street. Mrs. Chambers is the mother
of Mrs. Kiser.
Mrs, j. E. Bamberger viii entertain
today at a large ana elaborate luncheon
at the Alta club for Mrs. Ernest Bam-
berger.
a number of the young friends of
Morton Lewis spent last evening at the
Lewis home on First street. The even
ing was passed in the game of sixty
three. About forty of the young mans
friends were present
A number of the young boys who are
home from college will give a dance
tomorrow evening in the Ladies' Liter
airy club.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Harris are in the
city and viii reside at the Keith apart
ments for the winter.
The outgoing staff of Governor
Heber NJ. Wells will give a dinner in
his honor tomorrow evening at the
Alta club.
A few of the little friends of Lucille
and Irma Evans. daughters of Mr.. and
Mrs David Evans. were entertained
yesterday afternoon at the Evans
home. A Christmas tree was the centre
of attraction.
Mr.. and Mrs. H l. Rothschild an
nOunce the engagement of their
daughter Stella, to David Spitz. They
will be home Sunday, Jan. /, from to
8 p. m.
Mrs. Ella Griffiths and daughter lone
leave today for San Jose Cal, after a
few weeks visit in Salt Lake.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-29
Sui Generis.

Chicago Tribune)
Little boy, do you ever go to Sunday
school,"
The urchin looked up.
Il hain't been fur along time. ma am. -
Don you want to so this morning. .
Nome, he said, a flush of pride and
resentment showing through the dirt on
his cheek. Pm bad boy, all right, but
l amt one of these Sunday school Chris :
mus tree bal boys"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-29
In Boston.
Cincinnati Commercial Trfbune.)

tClnClnnat COMMERCIAL Iribune.)
Mr.. G. De Puyser Ito stableman. from
the west)-Extricate this quadFuped from
the vehicle. Donate hi man adequate sup
ply Of nutritious elements And when the
aurora OF the morning Eliminates the
eastern horizon / viii award you an am
pie compensation for your amiabie hos
pitality.
Siableman Ito hostler)-The guy says TO
give the nag nit full of oats. He'll
chuck yoI two bits in the morning
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-29

Keen the News From readily

Keep the News From Teddy.
This beautiful poem was suggested
by a press dispatch which told of a
gFievOus condition on the Kamchatkan
peninsula Hundreds of starving bears.
IL stated. had invaded the villages
along the coast and had caused a reign
of terror. The first thought was that
we have here in the United States the
man best fitted TO cope with the sit
uation. This was followed by the
thought that the man could not be cas-
lily spared at present - The poem
should be memorized ty all and sung
to the air of Just Break the News to
Mother.")
Comes The word from bleak Kamchatka
That hungry bears abound
I fhey re come down from the mountains
AND ramble all around.
| They re large bears and fierce and scrap
py
| They lick their chops and growI
They're chasing all the villagers away.
Their forms dot all the landscape,
The frightened people flee
/ Their wild shrieks Ill the icy winter air,
And they pray that some great bear man
/ VIII hasten to their aid
bear.
| So, keep the news from Teddy
| He's killed enough already
Just let him stay in Washington
For he is needed there,
| W hiie congress Is IN session
There should be no digressiOn
We know Ted couldn't stay al home,
So keep the news from hint
But, 1t may be asked if Senator
Smoot loses his seat, is Mr.. Spry pre-
pared to get two others in his place?
SO Mrs. Chadwick had 100 hats. some
OF them trimmed With fur! Where the
money went is no longer a mystery.
Some of us will know what not to get
next year.
The car wishes the zemstvos presi-
dents to know he heard what they said
The Utah lake project still appears
to be a vast conversation reservoir.
The jingle Of sleigh bells and the lin
gle of coin do not go together long.
Though the inventor of the gold brick
| scheme is dead, the boys in Wall street
viii see that the business does not go
I to smash.
If someone viii tell the Junior sena-
/ tor just how the committee feels. he
can say whether he viii have a happy
] New Year
J The cold SNAP is much appreciated
| by those ladies who received gifts Of
furs.
During the first week of January
many vivid reminders Of Christmas
viii be presented at homes throughout
the city.
We observe many young men are al
ready behaving so that the simple life
will appear the life beautiful after New
Years day.
Many of our citizens hope Charles
| Mosty-n owen win resolve TO discontin-
ue his marriage studies.
As an illustration Of the effect of me-
| neurological conditions on business If
will be observed that street corner
MASKING has come to standetiT since
the zero weather set in.
With legislature in Utah and an
investigation in Washington to direct
spontaneously, Senator Smoot will be
a busy man after Jan. 10.
Those who spend their money as they
get ii have the comfort of knowing no
bank failure can bother them.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-29

Surely the John Doe and the Rich
ard Roe who have been indicted in
connection with the Oregon land frauds
cannot be a couple of distinguished
Oregon statesmen whose names have
appeared frequently in the papers
lately.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-29

Former President Sam of Hayti has
been condemned 20 imprisonment for
life at hard labor for issuing fraudu-
lent bonds. Maybe some of our pro-
moters aren't glad they done live in
Hayti.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-29

A Michigan man comes out with the
statement that women should not
marry until they are capable Of sup
porting their husbands. Well. a good
many of then are doing that now.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-29
Domestic Bliss.
(Chlcago News.l

NChicdSO NeWs)
Wife-AccOrding to this paper hot
water win prevent wrinkles.
Husband-So? Then how do you ac-
count for the numerous wrinkles [ have?
Wicklow do / account for them?
Husband-Yes; you keep me in hot
water nearly all the time. you know.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-29
Knew When to Stop.

Farmer COfntasSel-Ke don't mean L
tel me we've stopped smokin,
Farmer LongjaW-Yep: threw away m
pipe this mornin'. Been smokin' nigh
onto fifty-seYeE years. an was afraid if
L didn't quit pretty soon I'd git the habit.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-29

VIII somebody please rise and make
clear to US Just what that Morse-Dodge
trouble that is exercising New York is?
We can't be happy until we know.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-29
NaggsbY.
CSt I,ouis Starl


Il don't believe the woman who recent
~ moved into the flat across the hall is
any better than she should be-" remarked
Mrs. Naggsby
"Of course not. my dear" rejOined
Naggsby; who ever heard Of a woman
that WASP
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-29
A Fellow Feeling.
OOndon Punch.)

Nl-DnuOn GunCn-)
District Nisitor-Tve just had a letter
from my son. Reggie, saying he has Won
d scholarship. l can't tell you how de-
lighted l am. =
Rustic Pa-ty-I can, understand yer
feelings, mum / felt just the same when
our pig Won a medal at the agricultural
show.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-29
Patients.
Clown Topics.)

DR.. DOome-Have You lost any patients
lately?
Dr. Dunne-Only two.
DR.. DoOme-F'rOm what cause?
DR.. Dunne-Non-psymen of bills.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-29

Get ready 20 make your New Year
resolutions, You have only three days
more in which to determine what you
can most easily do without.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-29
Reuben Comes to Town.

A young farmer came in on New Year
Intending to take just a few beers.
Many hours he wended
And when his tour ended
To settle he had TO sell TWO steers.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-29
His Wedding Garments.
(Boston Globe.l

He (reading about the latest society
weddinR)-ThaY have a lot to say about
what the bride wears, but they have
nothing to say about the poor bride
groom.
She-They have no need to. because it
is well known fact that he usually
wears a worried look.
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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-29

Those who spend their money as they
get II have the comfort of knowing nc
bank failure can bother them.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-29

As an illustration of the effect of me-
teorologlcai conditions on business it
will be observed that street corner
MASKING has come to standetill since
the zero weather set in.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-29

Many of our citizens hope Charles
Mostyn Owen win resolve to discontin-
ue his marriage studies.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-29

With a legislature in Utah and an
investigation in Washington to direct
spontaneously, Senator Smoot will be
a busy man after Jan. 10.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-29

We observe many young men are al
ready behaving so that the simple life
will appear the life beautiful after New
Years day.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-29

During the first week of January
many vivid reminders Of Christmas
will be presented at homes throughout
the city.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-29

The cold SNAP is much appreciated
by those ladies who received gifts Of
fGrs.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-29

If someone viii tell the junior sena-
tor just how the committee feels. he
can say whether he will have a happy
New Year
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-29

Though the inventor of the gold brick
scheme is dead, the boys in Wall street
VIII see that the business does not go
to smash.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-29

The jingle Of sleigh bells and the lin
gle of coin do not go together long.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-29

The Utah lake project still appear
to be a vast conversation reservoir.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-29

The car wishes the zemstvos presi-
dents to know he heard what they said.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-12-29

SO Mrs. Chadwick had 100 hats. some
of them trimmed with fur! Where the
money went j. no longer a mystery.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1904-10-01

ing for the Identification OF himself
with the native people.To prove this
book eortaining the pictures Of the
early missionary fathers aad mothsss
entitled "Histo,ical Missionary AL
bum," published by the Hawaiian
Mission Children's Society ia 1901
and copyrighted By Lyle A Dickey,
together with.e short biographical
sketch of each,t tho picture OF .hs ma
tive mot her of worthy children does
not find place in that book other
than to mention her rnerely by name.
To have eliminated her name would
have exposed ths real nature of the
compiler, her uams was allowed TO
slip in, but not her picture, ss that
would have been too glariug sseri-
lege TO have one brown feature
among that galaxy OF white faces,
although colored lady araces one
Of its pages.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1904-10-01
Some Missionary Facts.


Since the death of the late Cbas
B Dwight, certain facts relative to
the elder Dwight, the foun,er OF the
present Hawaiian family may not be
amlss to recite. Il is a wellsknown
fact that Dwight pers was the Only
member Of the American mission
aries who identified himself indelli-
bly, with the country aud it's people
by marriage, by which alliance he
left family that no one need be
ashamed Of nor point the fager of
ssorn end dsrision to any of its sur
yiving me IN bsrs.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1904-10-01

Disregardin1 this ostsscism, BIO
turned his attenlion to rearing and
educating bis Hsw siisn family, and
he died poor. Whatever his children
havs got,they have received through
their own etf,rts. The came ostra-
eism practieed on the father, is still
bsing prsciiced uuto his seeond aud
third generations, as none Of them
are counted ia nor ers inyited to any
OF the missiousry societies, to macy
of which they are justly entitled.
But no, that would be exposing
them to the hated ksnaks aud como
OF their secrets may possibly leak
out, and that wouldn't do. They
succsedsd well 10 carefully safe
guarding these secrets, some Of
which finally culminsted in the
overthrow OF native rule. Aud
now they resii aud that much easier
and safer (f),
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1904-10-01

Why wac itf The ouly an
snswer that can be tru,hfully civ.
ep-ths missionaries we're ashamed
that one OF their number had mar
ried a native, libe many OF ihsir
children havs done since and reared
worthy and unworthy scions. For
this, he lost caste aud favor amocg &
tbeD, and in eight years aftsr his
arrival here in ls4S, he severed his
connection as a missionary, was
ostracizsd by thom up TO the time
OF his death.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1904-10-01

Wo utterly aud absolutely refure
to raise the race question, but if the
Republicans, through their speak ers,
insist 10 doing so. we will simply ask
the Hawaiians: "Who do you stand
by; the haolss of the North, who
stole your land or ths haolss OF the
South, who, at least. tried to restore
to you the stolsH aoodsi" The latter,
She friends, are the Dsmosrsts; the
former the enemies,the Rspublissns.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1904-10-01
FIFTH DISTRICT.
7aR RACE ISSUE.

The Republicans have, ee usual,
taken the opportunity of tho cam
paign speeches to compare the Ha-
waiians to negroes and class tbsm
sll % eolored people, inferior to tho
"nobl," whites of Republican psr-
sussion. There was Republican
meeting the other evening ia the
sight prssinot of the Fifth Dirtrict.
at which Mr. sc Dwight presided,
and the "bcy orator" was .hs prin-
oipsl spislsr.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1904-10-01

If Mr. Cecil Brown should with
draw his name as candidate for the
Senate at the coming election at the
say SO OF the Advertiser. hs is not
the man the people consider him.
The anxiety on the part of the
Repu blicau machine to see him
leaving the field before the battle
is proof of his strength. and tho
support his opposition to the Carter
administration is nesting ia all
psrties- We believe that in the
interest of good government and
clean politics, Mr. Brown should
aliow his name to 60 before the
volsrS on election day. ~
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1904-10-01
Vsts For Good Esa.

1t is pleasing to ses that the lead
ing Republican papers decline TO
put their approval blindly on the
men whom the machine of their
party have placed in nomination,
aud that they urgs the voters TO
support good men, even if they be-
long TO another party. rather than
repeating the scandal of having a
Legislature OF the kind we had last
session. The all powerful machins
OF the Republican party has placed
in nomination some men for whom
no self respecting peraon can vote,
and we have no doubt that The
honest voters of ths Territory will
give the machine severe and well
deserved rebpke on election dsy.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1904-10-01

The Democratic eaudidst for
d ieg,ss is generally acka owlei aed
TO b. far better nan for the im :
portaat uffi se than the R.pu olicsu
candidate lie, aud Colonel Iauksa
should receive the hearty support OF
oil voters who are interested ia the
progress and welfare OF the Terri.
tory. Iaukea has met with success
in his campaign on the other islands !,
and we feel sure that O,hu will
follow suit and vote for him, not be.
cause he belongs to certain party,
but because he is the best man for
the Office.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1904-10-01
TOPICS OF TER DAY.

What is the eagernsss OF the
authorities to give the slayer of the
late Mr. Damon speedy triali
There are other cases of notoriety
hanging fire, and why not press
these first to conslusions instead OF
dilly.dallying,
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1904-10-01

I'm CITIZEN LABoRERS for
ASD road work. 4 months steady
employment.
Sleepiog qusrtsrs furnished, but
each laborer should have his own
bedding.
Credit can be had at the Camp
Store for provisions.
Apply at KEANAE, MAUI,
2927-l2t Coatraeto,.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1904-10-01

What caused police activity to
round up idle Porto Ricansf Is it
because the son of a prominent man
was murdered to cold blood? Why
didn't the police authorities attend
to this business bsfore7 1t may be
all right in manner, but it at NEST
seems unfair and unjust to . very
large degree. 1t looks like vengeance,
sweet vengeance, and is being done
after the horse has been stolen out
OF the stable.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1904-10-01

1t is hardly surprising to anybody
who knows w o Smith 10 sss him
taking up the cudgels on beb alf of
the discredited Rspublican ticket Of
the Fifth. Mr. Smiths politics and
public life have always been OF such
a character that it ia natural to
find him SO the defender OF the hula
hula ticket.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1904-10-01

Party lines are not yet very strict
ly drawn in Hawaii and will hardly
be so, until the absurd Home Rule
psrty disappears from the political
arena, and is merged iato the two
Legitimate parties. Until that day
comes (and We do not think it is far
away. those who have the best in-
terssts OF Hawaii at heart will vote
for the best men, irrespective Of
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1904-10-01

This young man, who is an en- ,
ployss in the Governors sffcs, and,
We presume, 10 inspired BY Governor
"Jask," made himself offensive by
bis eonstsnt comparisons OF the Ha-
wai a . to ! h negroes on tho Main.
land. II he. as . Hswasisa ~, is
ssti f-d with sush comparison, he
can speak for himself, but he can
rest assured, that the great msjority
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1904-10-01

1t lie ell the time done, with the
purpose OF showing to the Hawaii.
sne. that the Democrats are hostile
to all "eolored" people, while the
Republicans love them. We think
that the Hawailaps have had suffi-
eient proof OF the regardwith which
they are treated here by the Rspub-
lcan administration. We believe
that the Hawaiians here, who re-
member such noble Democrats as
Cleveland from the North and
Blount from the Ssuth, will realize
that it is among tho Democrats
that the Hawsiians have foucd their
best friends and not among the Re-
publicans, who gave us men like
Stevens and Harrison on ths Main
land aud here Serene Bishop and
the other traducers OF everything
Hawaiian, OF everything dear to the
Hawaiians 10 our midst.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1904-10-01

rigid party lines. We claim that, as
q whole, the Democratic party has
placed the best tickets in the field
10 Honolulu as we'll as on the other
Islands.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1904-10-01

And yet, thera's another fact TO
which our attention has bsen called,
aud that is that the originsl Mr.
Dwight came hers With tnesns Of bis
own, and il he had Ised the came os
other misisonaries have done with
their savipgr. it is claimed that he
could surely have been "monarsh of
ell be surveyed" Wills stationed on
the Island OF Molobai/ But he de-
Spissd being avarioious, holding that
it was against his calling, aud he
lived up to his prinoiples. virtually
dying a man psor 10 this worlds
goods "where moth and rnst doth
corrupt" but rich in good and
worthy soionp, good citizens of his
adopted county.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1904-10-01

Good men have been found will
ing to run for Office at this coming
election and there will be no excuse
for the voters who will send to the
Lsdislature men utterly u6fitted to
fill the responsible oHice az legis-
lators. The Democrats have most
carefully selected ticket for which
every honorable man every class can
conecientiously vote and if elected
we think that the people of the Ter
ritory will have caused to conRrat-
ulate themselves, and that they will
be rewarded for their confidence by
good, faithful and beneficial work in
the next legislative assembly. A,
burnt child shuns the Ere aud We
think the honest Republican voters
would do some stunning" now
after being badly burned by the laet
Republican Gave the mark) Legis-
lature.