The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1904-07-14
THISTLES


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Why dpa e yea rasae " yogFs 70 star; sIsL'
BoH.
Pfu.titor a Losie pat my haitowr
IL llt focm ] cSnnoi ste II anywhere
There bas bseH pobotT 10 besides myself
Ibepfafs | km siiilsg 90 it. lie vat
-GaasbJ Ny wife will raise Cain with
me Il fne discovers ihs, I've been drinking.
JApby AZ you've gel 10 DO 10 to hold
yepr trsslh when rog 70 pear her. Gids-
BY Thas'. All Iigh, bu, IN afraid ia too
siroag 70 be held.
--Dsush sometimes wonder IL Jack
real, loves tns Brother Well, you need
not. lsc been oorosirg money from him
for the AT nine months, aud be hssn'i dc.
ercsted bis ylslis.
Ma Ki7def lne sellrell II wonder
why man ntyer pays bis wife any COM
pllment. sftfr they are married. Kinder
fbrss's He does better, nv desr-he
Pays = bills.
-sto--Did ye a,,ind Csseys funerslf
psl-ol did Miko--wn ye wan Of tn
mournep' PAt--0l was; tomebody stole
ne hat.
Between Friends lda-so Rfnestine
married that young man after giving him
the shake three lines' Msry-Yes. In.
decd. She believes In treating young men
and medicine the same way ihske well be.
fore taking.
A woman will not esteem man whom
abe cannot trust, said the moralist. Yes.
answered NJ. Meekin, and sm delighted
10 note that Henrietta always trusts me to
put The cat cut and AZ the furnace fire
and lock the basement door and do lot Of
things.
Don't you wish you were ~ smart 40
Conan Doyle's detective' Ny dear cir,
replied the modern detective, II they'd let
me plan the crimes In the nrst place could
discover the facts Ia ways quite az eItrsor-
binary as those Of any detective that an
author ever put into book.
--AgsIns. His Principles: Have you
msde any bets on the eltc'ion' No; rs
against the law to be, on an election. Be
aides, every fellow I've tackled has asked
too heavy odds.
--Wha, 10 your Idea OF a truly good Wife
asked the youth. A truly good wife, an.
s"'AtA AiN thktF 10 bHC WIN
loyes her hu,band and her country but
doein't at.emp, TO run either.
-lIe--Wha. are you staring att Don't
you reeognir me 10 my new vest, She
Yes, but you look so much like a checker
board, don't know whether to Jump CT
m1vs.
r. Hard Luck, play In hard luck. How .
thatg Why, | had no friends In Chicago
nor Buffalo when. the other expeditions
were on, and now the only people knew
10 st. Louis have move away from there.
"A Memorial Burglar Alarm: ClarIn-
da-Yoa can't keep dog In your new nat
Fioriuds-So, we bad to give Fida awsy,
but Frederick had bis dear little bark put
ia our phonograph.
--How's your nes book sellingi Fine,
hae. Il viii be one Of the heaviest sellers
.ihce 1850. IeIpecs to make fortune out
OF IT, | thought It had been barred from
tho pubic libraries. II has been. That's
Why everybody buys 1t.
DE Gsrry--As you intend TO mirry
her, Why did you s)Bsent to her riding .
bicycle when you are 80 oprorsd to IT,
herrltt-well, koew she would have her
way 10 The eEd, aud calculated that BY
giving IA nov her father would have to Day
for the bicycle.
How many commandments we're given
to Mosss' asked the Sunday school teacher
~ sns'l Bobby. He could not remember,
80 10 order to promp, him she held up her
ten haaers. Oh, know he sIclsimed
,fiumphsn;ly. Two hsndsful.
Ny SOD. ssid the psrson to tmall boy
who was dlgsIug, don't you know that It 10
lin to dig on Sunday creep. In Gaze Of
recc.ily' Yes, cir, replied the youngster.
Then shy don't you stop II, asked thu
good man. Cause this 10 a case Of necetsi
,y, replied the young philosopher. A fellei
cant nsh without bait.
"A Doubtful Compliment: Local Chair.
man Introducing lcc,urer) Il am sure w
are all mott grateful to Dr.. Bumenkcpi
FOR Kindly coming here 10 give these lee
turef, and we shsll be still more grateful
when biz course 10 concluded.
"A Compromise onsred; Ny daughter
10 absolutely too youug to marry, snor,ed
old Goldti,k. Well, repisd the detected
suItor, What would yoa nr to my taking
her marriage dowry nos ard waiting 4 few
years for the grill
-Uninstgueted; Blnks oyercAme 4 10,
Of obstacles, said Banks to his VIII. He
never went 10 school 10 HE life, but he ia
successful business msn ard prominent,
enough 20 be sent asa delegate 10 the 81.
Louis Convention, os, know, exclaimed
Nrs. Banks. He's one Of those auirstruc,.
ed delegates the papers tell about