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Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-08-04
Arriving at a Verdict.

Kushequa, Pa, Aug LIN this Sec
ton of Pennsylvania there is growing
belief that for such Kidney diseases as
Rheumatism and Lame Back there is
only one sure cure and that is Dodd' s
Kidney Pills. This belief grows from
such cases as that of Mrs. M. l.. Da-
vison of this place. She tells the story
herself as follows:-
~ have suffered from Rheumatism
for thirty years and find that Dodd s
Kidney Pills have done me more good
than any medicine l have ever taken.
was also bothered with Lame Back
and can only say that my back hasn't
bothered me since. took Dodd's Kid
ney Pills"
Considering that Mrs. Dawson only
took two boxes of Dodd's Kidney Pills,
the result would be considered wonder
full if it were not that others are re-
porting similar results daily. Kushe-
qua is fast arriving at a verdict that
"Dodd's Kidney Pills are the one sure
cure for Rheumatism. ~.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-08-04

An elephant must be pretty ex-
pensive animal Yes, wish | had
enough money to buy one" What
do you want with an elephant" Il
don't. l merely expressed a wish for
the money. "-Philadelphia Press.
She (angrilyy-Sir, understand you
said had face that would stop a
clock. He tcalmly)-So | did. Any
well-regulated clock would pause and
hold up its hands In admira ton at
sight Of your lovely face.-St. Louis
Star.
Husband (who had been out West
on business, and left his wife some
blank checks)-Mary. l find you have
considerably overdrawn at the bank
Mary-Nopsense. John. how can that
be? I've two of those blank checks
left yet.
Mrs. Jenks-Are you perfectly sat
istied with your new dress? Mrs,
Speltz-Yes. indeed. The man love
best thinks it's beautiful, and the
woman l love least has pretended to
turn up her nose at it.-Philadelphia
Ledger.
A cowardly fellow. having kicked q
, newsboy for Fostering him to buy an
evening newspaper, the lad waited till
another boy accosted the gentleman.
and then shouted in the hearing Of the
bystanders: ITS no use to try him
Jim, be can't read"
! Sometimes said the poet, Il an
! almost afraid that l take myself toe
seriously" "Oh, well, never mind,
replied his kind-hearted friend
there's no harm done If you do
Everybody else regards you as 9
joke. Chicago Record Herald.
Here is peculiar advertisement
which recently appeared In Brisbane
, paper: "Permanent.-Wan mar
to look after one horse and few
cows and pigs. One who can impair,
the rudiments Of French. singing and
the piano to children preferred
I'D ike to have your check for tina
little midnight supper served al
your house last month"; said The
caterer You'll have to wait until
get the doctors bill for curing me oil
indigestion" replied the victim. "Tha
comes of your bill. '-Philadelphis
Press.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-08-04
LtnCOln's Way OF TEASING.

In his home city. Springfield. Ill.,, .
story is told Of Lincoln which has
never appeared in print. His house
had long needed a fresh coat Of paint,
but a political campaign was in prog.
ress and Abe had no time to look ND
painters.
During his absence for six weeks of
circuit-riding In his one-horse shay.
Mrs. Lincoln had the matter attended
to. and on his return when he drove
up to the little cottage on Sth street
she came out on the steps to welcome
him. Paying not the slightest attep-
ton to her, Lincoln surveyed the
house from foundation to caves in a
dazed manner and then drove to the
next door. and called to his neigbbor.
Say! Can you tell me where Abe
Lincoln lives?"
you old goose! come home and be-.
have yourself" laughed Mrs. Lincoln.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-08-04

II know wnat you've come mere
for" said little Willie; you're going
to ask my sister to be your WIFE"
"Oh! Why do you think so?' cause
l heard her tellin' ma she was goln
to git you In corner tonight and
make you say it."-Chicago Record
Herald.
Moose Meadow Sheriff-Yes, that's
Spike Moran, alias Big Eddy, alias
Jim Thornton, alias Kid McDuff. He's
a burglar. anger-But why do you
let him live herei Sheriff-Jest to fat
up the census. We put him in the
directory under each name. you see.
Judge.
Don't be too quick to strike an,
other, my boy" said the kindly old
man, who had interrupted the fight:
always count ten before you do it,
and then" "Yeh.' replied the
boy. contemptuOusly. AN den it'll be
de referee dat'll be countin' ten on
u"-Philadelphia Press.
Jennie's mother WAS expecting com.
pany, but just before train time q
telegram arrived which read: Missed
train. Will start at same time to.
morrow" Jennie rushed home from
school expecting to see the guest, but
instead was shown the message. Aft.
er reading 1t laboriously and careful
" through. she exclaimed why,
mamma. II she starts at the same time
tomorrow, she will miss the train
again."
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-08-04
Baked Eggs.

For six eggs take four tablrSpoonfuls
or good gravy free from fat. Put
the gravy in a shallow piedish and
break the eggs into it. season with
pepper and salt, and sprinkle over
them a handful Of bread crumbs
Bake in a quick oven for five minutes:
take the eggs mp carefully and place
each on round of toast on hot dish
Keep hot while the gravy is boiled
up In a saucepan with some chopped
parsley. and. If liked a little sha1ot
pour Oven the eggS and SerNe
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-08-04

Patience-See how yellow her hair
Is; and 1t used to be brown. Patrice
Yes; she's been using one Of those
yellow journals to make curl papers.
-Yonkers Statesman.
He had play produced by an
amateur company the other night,
believe. Who was the hero of it, do
you know" 81 was one. sat
through t."-Philadelphia Ledger.
little Maine girl came to her
mother one morning and said: Nam
ma. | don't feel very we'll" well,
that's too bad" said mamma; where
do you feel the wOrst!' I'm school,"
was the prompt reply.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-08-04
Egg Croquettes.

Four hard-boiled Eggs. three table
spoOnfuls Of cream. butter the size Of
a large nutmeg. Il heaping saltspoonful
OF salt, a dash of pepper. When the
eggs are very hard and perfectly cold.
rub through fine wire sieve, add
the cream, salt and pepper. beating in
gradually. Melt the butter and stir in.
As eggs sometimes vary in size, II
little thickening may be needed to give
the right consistency. Use the finest
cracker dust. adding little at time
until the mixture can be moulded into
very soft balls. Roll in cracker dust
and drop into deep kettle of hot fat
to fry. When they are brown. strain
Oh wire sieve and serve with lettuce
salad. For this purpose the croquet-
ties should be cold. When hot, serve
with crisp bacon.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-08-04

DOCTORS Advice and Medicine
sent on receipt OF letter giving symp-
toms OF case. aud 81 We have made
arrangements with our board of Con-
sulting Physicians and Surgeons TO
prescribe for any case we present 10
them in the next few weeks, after
which, we prepare the medicine and
send you. Write for question blank
and particulars. All communications
must be sent to the
SEATTLE MEDICAL 4 SURGICAL
DISPENSARY.
no First Ave, Dept 4, Seattle. Wash.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-08-04
SuKared Squash.

Select firm, sweet squash. n Hub
bard by preference. and break into
neat serving pieces. l'arboi for tif-
teen minutes. Place in a baking pan.
sprinkle each piece thickly with graf
ed maple sugar. place a small nut OF
button on each. and run into slow
oven to finish cooking
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-08-04
Virxinia Corn Mullins.

Three eggs. well beaten: two heapinG
cups Indian corn moal and one of
flour; sift into the -four two teaspoon
fuls baking powder: add one table
spoonful melted lard. three cups sweet
milk. one teaspOonful salt; beat well:
bake quickly in rings or small patty
pans; serve hot.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-08-04

"A severe case of Ovarian ]
Trouble and a terrible operation
avoided. Mrs. Emmons tell.
how she was saved by the use
Of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound.
"DEAR MRS. PINKHAx:-l am u
pleased with the results obtained from
Lydia f. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound that feel it duty and
privilege to write you about it.
suffered for more than FIVE years
with ovarian troubles, causing an
unpleasant discharge, a great weak.
ness. and at times q faintness would
come owes me which no amount Of
correct. Your Vegetable Compound
found the weak spot, however, With,
. few weeks and saved me from
an Operation-al! my troubles has
disappeared. and found myself once
describe the real. true, grateful feeling
every sick and suffering sister. Don't
daily with medicines you know moth,
ing about. but take Lydia f.. Pink.
hams Vegetable Compound, and
take my word for it. you will be diff.
ferent woman in short time. ~ MRS.
LAURA EMMoNs. VAUDEVILLE, Ont. -
$4,000 forfeit II original Of above letter proving
eenuinenesS cannot Be produced.
Don't hesitate to write to Mrs.
Pink ham if there is anything
about your sickness you do not
understand. No woman ever
regretted writing her and she
has helped thousands. Address
Lynn, Mass.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-08-04
BrOiled Beef and Mushroom Sauce.

Stew the mushrooms you have 70.
use in butter in a saucepan, and wh,r
done put them in the center of ring
potatoes slices of cold beef boiled over
Il clear fire. Season with pepper and
salt and serve with brown gravy
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-08-04
To Remove Scorch Marks.

Bake an onion, then squeeze out the
juice and mix it with an ounce of full
ler's earth, a wineglassful of vinegar.
and small quantity of shredded soap.
Heat together till the soap has melted
leave till cold. and then apply to the
scorched linen. Let it dry on. and
then wash in the usual way.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-08-04
LOttie Cake.

One teacup sugar, two eggs. one
fourth teacup butter, one-half teacup
sweet milk, one ana One-half teacups
-four, In which you have thoroughly
mixed two teaspoonfuls baking pow
der, one half nutmeg. or one teaspoon
full lemon essence. Bake very care
s..ii~ Ni.n Ia la Inaf
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-08-04
Canned Peas.

Shell the peas and lay in cold water
for a halfhour. Drain and boil in salt
ed water until tender but not broken.
Drain out the peas and pack into heat
the fire. Boil up this liquid and while
still boiling fill the jars to overlooking
with it, sealing Immediately. Stand on
their heads in a cool. dark place.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-08-04
Corn Sauted In Cream,

Take six ears of Juicy, tender corn,
and cut from the cob Place IN a
saucepan with gill of hot white
sauce, half a cupful of cream and half
Il tablespoonful Of butter; season with
half teaspo0nful of salt. busting of
white pepper, and saltspoOnful of nut
meg. Cook gently for ten minutes on
back Of range; place in hot dish and
serve.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-08-04
PrecalltiOu In Case of Fire.

Should fire break out in the chin
ney wet blanket should be nailed
to the upper ends of the mantepiece,
so as to cover the opening entirely.
The fire will then go out Of itself. In
order to be able to fix the blanket two
knobs should be permanently fixed in
the upper ends of the mantelpiece, on
which the blanket may be hitched.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-08-04

Mrs. Smith-My husband has been
enjoying very poor health Of late.
Mrs. Brown How fortunate that he
can enjoy it. Very few people do.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-08-04
Almond Custard.

One pint Of milk. one-fourth cupful
OF sugar, onefOurth pound of almonds,
blanched and pounded fine, two eggs
and two teaspoonfuls of rosewater.
stir over the fire till thick as cream,
then set in oven till firm just be
fore serving cover with whipped
cream. tinted deicately with straw
berry syrup or red currant jelly.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-08-04
10 Break In New Shoes.

Always shake in Aliens Foot Ease, powd der.
II cures hot, sweating, aching, swollen feet.
Cures co.ns, ingrowing nails and bunions. AT
all druggists and shoe stores, 25c. Don't accept
any substitute sample mailed FREE. Address
Alien s. Olmsted, lie Roy, n. Y.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-08-04
STATE OF ONO, CITY OF TOLEDO, ! 90

STATE OF UIIIO, tITY OF TOLEDO, I .,
LUCAS COUNTY, SO
FRANK J. CHENEY makes oath that he is
senior partner of the firm of +. J. CHENEY "
CO., doing business in the City of 'roledo, Coun-
ty and state aforesaid, and that said firm will
pay the sum OF ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for
each and every case of CATARRH that cannot be
cured by the use OF HALLS CATARRH CURE.
FRANK }. CHENEY.
sworn To before me and subscribed in my
presence. this 9TH day OF December, A. D.. 1856.
A. W. GLEASON,
(sr,t Notary Public,
Hairs Catarrh Cure is taken internally, and
ac,s directly on the blood and mucous surfaces
OF the system. Send for testimonials free.
F. J. CHENEY d CO, Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists. 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-08-04

Doctor Holmes, being asked by a
young physician what sign to put on
his door, replied: THE smallest few
ers gratefully received"
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-08-04

juryman being asked by the
judge If he ever read the papers, re-
piled: Yes. your honor; but If you'll
let me go this time. I'll never do so
any more"
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-08-04

Piso's Cure is good cough medicine.
II has cured coughs and colds for forty
years. At druggists, 25 cents.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-08-04

f11o Permanently Cured. No fits or nervousness
ITO after first day use OF DR. klne'st;rea Nerve
Restorer. send Cor Free NJ trial bottle and treatise
DR.. X II. Kline, Ltd, 93l Arch ST. Philadelphia, Pr
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-08-04

Mothers will find Mrs. Winslows's Soothins
Syrup the best remedy to use for their children
during the teething period.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-08-04
Rice SOuD.

Wash four ounces of rice. put it on
the fire with three pints Of boiling
water and a pinch Of salt Boil for
ten minutes. drain. and pour cold
water through it. Put the rice back
In the saucepan with three pints Of
good soup; let it cook gently twenty
five to thirty minutes. Serve with
grated Parmesan cheese.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-08-04

pools and swamps, till their
systems are filled with ma
laria and their health under
mined. will find S. S. S. a
most excellent tonic, and its
timely use has many times
prevented the serious COM
plications that so often
result from malaria.
Good blood, good appe-
tite and good digestion are
the foundation stones of
good health. S. S. S. sup
plies all these, containing
as it does ingredients for
the publication of the blood
and also well-known tonic
properties, making it the
ideal remedy in Cases where
the blood has deteriorated.
the stomach disordered and
appetite has failed.
S. S. S. being a purely
vegetable compound, leaves
no bad aftcr-etfects, like the
are bad on the stomach 8
fortify the system, and the
the long winter months are
the warm weather finds y
weak, rundown, tired and
is apt to be the case wher
take care of herself. If
find S. S. S. the best. Medi
about their case. ~
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-08-04

We all spend too much time in com.
planning that we lack time to do
things.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-08-04
ButterIni1k Pie,

Buttermilk pie should be prepared as
follows: Beat two eggs to froth with
half a teacupful of sugar. a teaspoon
full of -four. one pint of buttermilk and
a tablespoonful of butter. Whisk all
the ingredients together thoroughly
and bake with one crust. as you would
fruit pie. Add any spice or flavor
ing desired
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-08-04
PRICES That TALK.
SASH AND DOOR
BARGAINS.

/ .115 Doors, q S" X G.
81. ! y, 5 cross pan
els, vertical grain.
strictly first grade
and No. ] in every
respect. T h e 5 e
doors are full ! "
thick. sanded by
machinery in our
4S-inch invincible
sander. same are so
smooth you can see
your face in the
panels; the best
door made, sell ev-
erywhere at $2.25
per door, my price
to close out this lot.
81 40 ppr door.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-08-04

Altoona, Pa, Juno 20, 1908
1 have always been averse to giving q testimo-
nial, and only do so now because Of a desire to
have others benefited by the use of your most
excellent medicine. Before using 8. 8. 8. this
spring very mu ch felt the need Of tonic; Yves
troubled with Dyspepsia and Constipation, and
my blood was in bad condition. The use Of your
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pepsia, regulated my bowels, enriched my blood
and caused mo to gain 30 pounds in weight, 90
that feel in better physical condition than
have in years. In my judg ment there is no better
tonic and blood purifier on the market than your
preparation, and unhesitatingly recommend it
o such. A. l.. FISHER.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-08-04

and beneficially where the health has given
ed by hard work and close confinement
,arshy sections of the country, exposed TO
athing the impure air arising from stagnant
Canton, Ohio, Aug. g, 1908
Gentlemen: S. s. 8. is q good medicine. keep
it in the house all the while. It is an excellent
tonic to give strength to the system and tone to
all the organs. It gives appetite and energy and
makes one feel better in every way. Ihave found
it also an excellent blood purifier. For month";
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the face, and tried specialists and many RENEE
dies get but s. s. 8. is the only medicine
that seemed to relieve. l am now comparatively
free Of this eruption. think great deal Of your
medicine, believing it to be the best blood purifier
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MRS. FRANK HORNER.
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Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-08-04

In the Good Old Summer Time,
Mrs. Rurale-Iou don't mean to "a y
you pay that woman ten dollars q
week for cooking!
Mrs. Harlem "a city sister)-Oh, dear
no. We pay her only two dollars for
cook ing; the rest is for staying.-Wom
ans Home Companion.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-08-04

! still have about 5000 l y 5 cross panel
doors, various sizes, at $1.30 per door.
ordinary stock.
Window frames with blind stop and pull
leys in place, $125 per frame.
Plain window frames, LOO.
outside door frames, S1.25 per frame.
Inside door frames. Toe per frame.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-08-04
Get Rid
Of Scrofulo

Bunches, eruptions, inflammations, sore
ness Of the eyelids and ears. diseases Of the
bones. ricketts,, dyspepsia. catarrh. wasting,
are only some Of the troubles 1t causes.
1t Is a very active evil, making havoc Of
the whole system.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-08-04

i have the largest mail order business
in the Northwest, | can make prompt
shipment: all material handled with
my own teams.
Write for price lists to my salesrooms.
shipments made anywhere. by rail or
water.
o. b. WILLIAMS,
Salesroom 1903 Third Ave,
Seattle, Wn.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1904-08-04

: strong potash and mineral remedies, which
and nerves. A course of S. S. S. now will
impurities that have accumulated through
more readily and promptly thrown off and
-ou in good physical condition, instead of
debilitated, with no appetite or energy, as
.e the system is neglected and nature left to
you need a tonic and appetizer, you will
cal advice without charge to all who write us
X SWIFT SPECIFIC co., ATLANTA. GA.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-05-27
THE REVISED VERSION.
Missouri Episcopal Diocesan Con.
Nentlon Votes Aqnlnst II.

81. Louis, May 27-After two days dis
oussion Of the matter the episcopal do
cesar convention OF Missouri by a good
majority voted against the use OF che re-
Yised version Of the Bible In the pre-
soribed service OF the church. Layinon
were stronger than the clergy I'm making
the vote decisive, The clergy vote was n
for the revised version. and 10 against
and that Of thG laiety for and "a against.
The matter Game before the convention
In q communication from tho diocese OF
California asking that the Missouri do.
cese concur IN petition TO the general
conference asking tho permisslve use OF
the revised version In the prescribed SER
vice OF the church
The argument Of Rev. Or r. A. Hol-
land, OF St Louis, had much 10 do In
bringing about this decisive vote DR.
Hollands argument was that the Bible
was poetic book not a book Of sclen-
tiflc accuracy; that the Greek language
was fitted to convey the original text OF
the New Ttestament and that the Eng
llsh spoken In King James time was
likewise the choice vehicle OF the inspired
expressions He considered It an insult
he said, for any one 90 offer him an al.
tered text OF Shakespeare Tho same at
utudo no maintained toward tho Bible.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-05-27
REv0LUT|ONISTS
GREATLY ELATED.

Cape Haten, Hayti, May 27-After
being informed Of the defeat Of the Do
minican government troops yesterday
at Esperanza, the revolutionary gem
erals Money Cepin and Mauricio Jim
inez, left Monte Crlsti the headuunr-
tiers of the revolutionists, and marched
on llajabon with the intention of dis
lodging from there Gen. Epifanio Rod
riguez, the government commander at
that place.
Later details Of the lighting at Es-
peranza show that all the ammunition
and other supplies Of the government
force fell into the hands OF the revolu-
tionlsts, 1t is learned from an official
source that Gen, Guayubin has been
appointed Dominican minister of war
In succession to Gen. Raoul Cabrera.
who commanded the government troops
at Esperanza yesterday and who died
soon after the battle from a wound re-
ceived during the engagement.
Gen. Guayubin will leave Santiago
de les Cabaleros shortly at the head
of 300 fresh troops