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The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1904-03-04
Josh BiIijnus' PhiIcsophv-


He who works for the public has a thou
SAM masters, each of whom insists upon
being served in a different way.
Anything that IL honest a man had bet
ter do rather thar be idle.
Modest men may not always be co,lr-
ageous, but courageous men are all Atys
modest.
Nothing to hope for, IL the saddest con-
dishun ov life.
What a woman dares to think she dares
to do.
1 notiss one thing: The thorns on a bush
always outlast the fruit, or the lowers.
Thare IL nothing in life impurts such
exquisite delite az the suckcess of our
children.
1t IL time enuff for a man to laff at hiz
own wit after others git thru.
Don't let an opportunity slip; oppor-
tunitys are hard to make and seldom hap
pen.
1t il necessary that majoritys should
rule, but that IL no positive evidence that
they are right.
Accidents are simply another name for
carelessness.
1t IL impossible to flatter the man who
never flatters himself.
True luv dares all things and fears
nothing.
Most wimmin would rather be admired
for their buty than be respekted for their
sense
Ekonemy il nothing more than good
sense applied to the affairs ov everyday
life.
A jewel in a swine's noze IL neither
usephull nor ornamental.
HEAVIER governs all mankind with ten
short and simple laws, and yet men kant
organize a baseball klub without having
at least thirty edikts to govern it.
A lazy man IL wuss than a ded one.
bekauze he takes up more room.
l hav seen lots ov pholks who had trav-
eled all over the world, and about all they
seemed to kno about it waz how much 1t
kost to do it.
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1904-03-04
COFFEE
And His Daughter Matched Him.

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Coffee drinking troubled the family
Of a physician Of Grafton, w. Va, who
describes the situation briefly:
Having suffered quite a while from
vertigo, palpitation of the heart and
many other arrangements Of the nerv-
GUS system and finding no relief from
usual methods Of treatment, I thought
to see how much there was in the Pos
tum argument against coffee.
$50 l resorted to Postum, cutting off
the coffee, and to my surprise and sat-
tsfaction have found entire relief from
all my sufferings, proving conclusively
the baneful effect Of coffee and the
way to be rid Of it.
81 have found Postum completely
takes tile place of coffee both in flavor
and in taste. 1t is becoming more pop
ular every day with many of our peo-
pie and is having great demand here.
MY daughter, Mrs. Long, has been
a sufferer for a long time from attacks
Of acute indigestion. BY the dismissal
Of coffee and using Postum in it's place
she has obtained complete relief.
Il have also heard from many others
who have used your Postum very IA
vorable accounts Of its good effects.
81 prescribe Postum in place Of cof-
fee in a great many cases and l believe
that upon its merits Postum will come
into general use." Name given by Pos
tum Co., Battle Greek, Mich.
Look for the famous little book "The
Road to MELVILLE" in each pkg.
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1904-03-04
Robbers Make Use of This Herb.

Boston Globe: In New Caledonia
fhere is said to be an herb which has
The rare property of revealing ones Sc
trets 1t is known as the datum
stramonium, and has white flowers and
Tough berries. full of lark grains. They
IRE treated OF in the current number of
Annals of Hygiene and Colonial Medi-
line. A person who has swallowed the
TEA made of this herb will after falling
asleep tell where his money is hidden,
and will also arise and go direct to
where his treasure Is concealed. Rob-
ers often use this tea as knockout
Irops with which to rob their vic
aSNnS.
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1904-03-04
CHAPTER TX.
MADEMOISELLE.

In the morning of The following day
we were engaged about a business
which troubled me no little. Had it
not been for Jerome / fear l had never
come through it at all With credit.
First, we repaired TO another house
which Jerome possessed in a more
fashionable quarter, and thither by his
directions came q fawning swarm of
t~ailors, b~Cntmakers, BARRIERS, wigmak-
ers; vendors of sillen hose and men
with laces, jaunty caps, perfumes-it
was a huge task, this making a gentle
man of meas Jerome phrased it.
l worried owe it grievously in the
beginning, but at length sullenly de-
livered myself into his hands, murmur-
ing an abject prayer for the salvation
Of my soul. That, at least, was not to
be remodeled by all their Fashionable
garniture. These heated discussions
concerning what I was to wear were
not for me to put a voice in. Verify,
1 knew nothing and cared naught for
the cut of q shoe my lord of Orleans
had made the style, nor did it matter
whether my coat was slashed with
crimson or braided with golden furbe-
lows. Like some wretch a~-quivering
Of the palsy l heard the learned doc
tors Wrangling over my medicine,
which they must needs hold my nose
to make me swallow. For all their
bases n tWistings I knew full we'll
they could carve no sprig Of fashion
from SO rough a block as l.. Certes, I
must now ave a squire to fasten this
new harness well upon me, for by my
word, L knew not II garment from the
other by the sight of it. Jerome went
off into fits of laughter seeing me try
ing to struggle into things 1 could not
even guess the use of.
When the worst was over, late in
the afternoon, I felt like q play-actor,
dressed for his part, but who, for the
life of him, could not recall one sylla-
bic of his speech, nor breathe because
of his wig. Jerome surveyed me with
a half-critical, half-approving scrutiny,
until | essayed to buckle on my sword.
by my lady, sir, that dingy old cut
lass will never do for a drawing room.
AS well a miller's dusty cap to cover
those glorious borrowed curls Of thine;
we must get thee one shaped in the
mode" This quip exterminated my
patience.
"To the foul fend with all this ever
lasting style of thine. I know his
and by all the gods at once I'll not re-
place it with a silly toy"
"a most virtuous resolution, a most
cody oath, but my mettlesome friend,
I'll point out thy error"
To his ins1nuating argument, even
In this matter, at length I yielded; sur
rendered with the better grace perhaps,
that he provided a most excellent
piece of steel, which he said had seen
good service. 1 tried it's temper, and
the edge heing keen, I laid my w
aside with some m~isdoubtings, casting
off an old friend to strap on a new.
He now added a touch of rouge here
and there, a black line to my brows
and in the corner of my eyes, stepping
l>,,1-. A,-n 4, M a,1, -
feet. 1t CALLED me raw, yet I must per-
force submit. When the whole job was
finished, and l was allowed to sit, 1
gained no comfort. My clothes were
too tight in some places, while in 9TH
ers l rocked about as loose as a wash
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1904-03-04
For SOC and This Notice

The John y. Salzcr Seed Co., La
Crosse, Wis, will send free
! pkg. May LIST Carrot. Joe.
| pkg. Earliest Green Eating Onions. Toe.
! pkg, Peep of Day Tomato.......2Oc
| pkg. Salzer's Flash Light Radish.. 1Oc.
l pkg. Salzer's Long Quick, Quick
Radish 500. 1Oc.
1 pkg. Salzer's Queen Of All Radish Ice.
Above six rare novelties, the choicest
and finest of their kind, have 4 retail
value Of roc, but they are mailed to you
free, together with Salzer's big cata-
logue, well worth $4,000 to every wide
awake gardener, all upon receipt of but
3Oc in postage and this notice. &C. N. u
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1904-03-04
INTERESTING TO AMERICANS,

Western Canada viii Soon BECOME tho
Supply Depot for Wheat for Great
Britain.
During the past year about 10000
Americans went from the United
States to Canada. Most of these set
tied upon farm lands, and the writer
is Informed by agents of the Canadian
Government that the greatest success
has followed the efforts of nearly all.
10 their friends on this side of the
boundary line the fullest assurance is
given of the prosperity that is in store
for them. There will always be a
splendid market for all the grain, cat
tie n other produce that can be
raised In Western Canada, and with
the advantages offered Of a free home
stead Of 16O acres Of land, and other
INC which may be bought cheaply,
an excellent climate, splendid school
system, educational advantages of the
best, what more is required? The hus-
bandman gets more return for his
money than in any other country in
the world.
On the occasion of Sir Wilfred
Laurier's visit to the Corn Exchange,
London, England, Colonel Montgomery,
V. d., made several important state
ments. The function (he said) which
you have just been assisting in con-
nection with a kindred association has
doubtless shown you the Importance
OF the provision trade Of Liverpool in
It's relationship with the Dominion and
the enormous possibilities Of the future
development of that trade. Well, the
grain trade of Liverpool has interests
with Canada no less important than
those of the provision trade. When it
is borne in mind that so per cent Of
the breadstuffs of this great country
has to be brought from abroad, you
VIII readily appreciate with what great
satisfaction we view the large and
steadily increasing supplies Of grain
which are annually available for ex-
port from Canada, and challenge con,
tradiction when l say that Of the
Wheats we import from Russia, India.
the Pacific and the length and breadth
or the United States, non gives more
general satisfaction, none is more gem
orally appreciated, than that raised in
the Province Of Manitoba. We can
not get enough Of it, and it is no ex-
aggeration to say that there are be-
fore us dozens of millers who hunger
for it. This is not the time to enter
into statistical questions, but we look
forward with confidence to the time
at which, with the present rate Of
progress, the Dominion of Canada will
have a sufficient surplus Of wheat to
render this country Independent Of
other sources of supply. think II
may, with justifiable pride, remind YOU
that this is the chief grain market Of
the British Empire, and through its
excellent geographical position, as well
as through the enterprise of its millers,
it is now the second milling center in
the world"
Send to any authorized Canadian
Government Agent for copy Of Atlas
and information as to railway vate,
etc.
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1904-03-04
Catarrh Cannot BE Curea

with LOCAL APPLICATIONS. as they cannot
reach the seat of the disease. Catarrh is a blood
or constitutional disease. and in order to cure 1t
sou must take internal remedies. Halls Catarrh
Care is taken Internally, and acts directly on the
Blood and mucous surfaces. Halls Catarrh Cure
is not q quack medicine. 1t was prescribed by
of the best physicians In this country for
years, and is a regular prescription. 1t Is com
posed of the best TONES known, combined with
The best blood purifiers, acting directly on the
snilcous surfaces. The perfect combination cl
asIe twO ingredients Is what produces such won.
slerful results in curing Catarrh. Send for ties.
timonials, free.
Sold by Druggists, price 75c.
unll's Family Pills are the best.
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1904-03-04
MorArn Nav

Chicago News: "Shall we notify tn.
relatives that he is being held for
ransom?' asked the trusty lieutenant.
Il should say not replied the bandit
chief. "Advertise him for sale in one Of
those American journals devoted TO tho
interests of title-seeking heiresses. See?"
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1904-03-04

Only one-third of the worlds popu-
lation use bread as a daily article of
food. Nearly one-half Of the people Of
the world subsist chiefly on rice.
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1904-03-04
Favored bv Circumstances

New York Times: IT see that tn
z is enaged in a reform movement
We'll, he can afford it. He doesn'1
have to come up for reelection"
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1904-03-04
The Reason

Puck: Northerner-I understand that
7there was a light vote In the recent cleo
ton.
Colored Arkansan-Yassah! OATS de
froof, sab. De dark vote done reorganlzed
ID fact dat 1t was safest to stay at home.
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1904-03-04

g'essed IL he (she, or it) who doesn't
q cl adversely to strengthen them, nor
i!ishun to purify.
| am satisfied thare IL but very little
Ei5tress In this world which cannot be
FACED to sum kline oV folly,
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1904-03-04
New Wine in an Old Bottle

New Wine in an Old Bottle.
The village belle in bridal gown
Stood at the altar rail;
She waited for the tardy groom
He surely would not fail.
AT last he came not, and at last
Someone the bride must tell,
And so they old the sexton, and
The sexton told the belle.
Town Topics
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1904-03-04
Many School children Are sickly

Many School Children Are SickIy.
Neither Gray's Sweet Powders for Children
sased by Mother Gray. a nurse in Children's Home
New York, Break up Colds in "a hours. cure Con
atipation, Feverishness. Headache, stomach
Eroubles, Teething Disorders, move and regulat,
THE bowels and Destroy Worms. Sold BY al
druggists, or by mail, pc. Sample mailed FREE
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1904-03-04

The remarkable echo at Eagles Nest,
on the banks of Killarney, Ireland, re-
peats a bugle call 100 times, each clear
and distinct.
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1904-03-04
Save us From Our Friends.

Save Us From Our Friends.
Puck: Mrs. G~ramercy-I've investigated
sRnd 1t Is really true that her ancestor
game over in the Mayflower.
Mrs. P~ark-Pshaw! If the truth were
Known I'll wager he was merely one OF
the crew.
PUTNAM FADELESS DYES pro-
ssauce the brightest and fastest colors.
Edward Gould is a director in forty.
az1ine corporations.
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1904-03-04

Send to any authorized Canadian
Government Agent for copy of Atlas
and information as to railway vate,
etc.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1904-04-08
GOOD SPIRITS.

Good spirits don't all come from Ken
lucky. Their main source is the liver
and all the fine spirits ever made in the
Blue Grass State could not remedy bad
liver or the hundred-and-one i'll effects it
produces. You can't have good spirits
and bad liver at the same time. Your
liver must be in fine condition if you
would feel buoyant, happy and hopeful,
bright of eye, light of step, vigorous and
successful in your pursuits. You can put
your liver in fine condition by using
Green's August Flower-the greatest of
all medicines for the liver and stomach
and certain cure for dyspepsia or in
digestion. 1t has been favorite house
hold remedy for over 30 years. August
Flower will make your liver healthy and
active and thus insure you a liberal
supply of ''good spirit" Trial size, 25c;
regular bottles, 75c. At Milford r.
Burt's.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1904-04-08
BRIDPoRT.

Herman Witherell is much better.
Miss Bertha Allen is quite ill of pneu
monia.
Miss Bertha Allen is seriously ill with
pneumonia.
Harley Cook, of Shoreham, was in
town Sunday.
Mr.. Burt, of Shoreham, has leased the
Chas. Parish place.
Mrs Darwin E. Rice and son Datus
were in Addison Tuesday
Mr.. McDugal, of Elzabethtown, N. Y,
was in town the last of the week.
Miss Evelyn Barbour has resigned her
position as school superintendent.
Mr. and Mrs. John Jones, of Shore
ham, were recent visitors in town.
Carl Benson spent Sunday with his
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. John Benson.
Miss Mary Mclean, of Addison, is
the guest of her sister, Mrs. Oscar Kit
chell
Floyd Myrick will return to Oxford
the 18th, and Russell Myrick, his cousin,
will accompany him.
Miss Florence Walker has resumed her
studies after an absence of two weeks
on account of illness.
Mrs. d. E. Myrick, who has been with
her sister Grace for the past few weeks,
has returned to her home.
Easter was observed at the Congrega-
tional church Sunday, the Rev. Mr..
Percy supplying the pulpit.
Mr. and Mrs. Frank f. Pratt, OF
Schenectady, N. V, are with us again
Mr.. Pratt will carry on the farm of his
| father.
Rev. Mr.. Slocum preached his fare
well sermon at the NJ. E. church last
Sunday. Mr.. Slocum has been with
us three years and has won many
friends.
At the High school Friday afternoon
the debating club discussed the follow
ing question: Resolved, That license is
the best method of disposing of the
liquor traffic. Affirmative, Miss Edith
Nisun; negative, Miss Annie Dukett
The question was decided in favor of the
negative.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1904-04-08
WEYBRIDGE.

Charles Child has returned to New
York.
Mrs. Ira Twitchell has gone to New
Haven to live with her son, Fred Nc
Auley.
There were Easter exercises by the
Sunday school at the Methodist church
Sunday.
Mrs. George Allen, of Fair Haven, was
the guest of her parents, Mr. and Mrs. G..
E. Child recently.
L. n. Rivers has moved to the Chalk
ner farm and Lewis Golette will occupy
Mr. Rivers house.
Shaw Brothers are repairing the build
ing between the bridges, and will soon
open meat market there.
Martin Sturtevant and l.. o. Thomp.
son have each lost a large number of
swarms of bees during the winter.
The Rev. and Mrs. Mckinley are away
on a two weeks vacation. They spent
last week with friends at Cohoes and
Albany, n. Y. and this week will attend
the Troy conference at Gloversville
n V
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1904-04-08
COUNTY NEWS.
BRANDON.

Miss Catalena Vasseur has resigned
her position as teacher in the graded
school.
The Vermont State board of pharmacy
held examinations at the Brandon Inn
Wednesday.
Dana Nichols is moving to his resi-
dence on Franklin street, lately vacated
by Mr.. Walker.
Mrs. F. w. Churchill has been APP
pointed town superintendent of schools
for the coming year.
The remains of Mrs. Joseph Colby, of
Sudbury, were brought here Monday
and taken to Lincoln for burial.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. II. Harrison, Mrs.
Lyons and the Misses Seager have re.
turned from their trip to California.
Ernest Cool and family, of Sudbury,
will soon move to town. Mr.. Cool will
work in f. r. Buttons hardware store.
Mrs. Mary j. Dalph died Sunday al
the home of her daughter, south of the
village, at the age of SO years. The
funeral was held Wednesday at ter
O'Clock. The interment was in Man
chester. Besides a husband, she leaves
three daughters and two sons.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1904-04-08

We wish again to urge upon our faith
full correspondents the necessity for
sending in news letters earlier in the
week.
The great bulk of news should be
mailed to US Monday, so that Tuesday
would see most of our town correspond
ence on file. Wednesday morning is
the latest mail on which matter ought
to reach the office.
1t is the intention to make each sue
cessive issue of the paper better and an
especially prominent place will be given
town news. Will you not all help us to
that end:
Stationery supplies will be sent this
week to several correspondents whose
requests for the same have been over
looked. Will all correspondents who
fail to be provided notify us promptly?
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1904-04-08

Mrs. E. H. Hall, of Cambridge, Mass.
is visiting her mother, Mrs NJ H. Bot
tum.
E. Nj. Roscoe, of Waterbury, was the
guest of his brother, A. B. Roscoe, last
week.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. B. Beeman, of Fair
fax, were guests of Mr.. and Mrs. w. j.
Nash last week.
w. S. Brown has gone to North
Adams, Mass, where he has a position
in a wholesale grocery store.
Mr.. and Mrs. George Russell, who
have been spending some time on their
farm on Town Hill, returned to Middle
bury Wednesday.
Mr.. and Mrs r. w. Taft and Mr. and
Mrs. f. NJ. Partch entertained the Whist
club Friday evening, 1t was the last
meeting of the season.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1904-04-08
WEST BRIDPORT.

Mr.. and Mrs. j. S. Dukett are i'll.
Earl and Ashley Dukett have the
grip.
The ice in Lake Champlain began to
break up Saturday.
j. Edward Wilkinson was in Addison
several days last week visiting rela-
tives.
Daniel Huestis was 81 Sunday and is
hale and hearty, being in perfect
health.
Frank II. Eldredge is soon to erect a
large and commodious mansion on the
site of the old house.
Essie Huestis, after an absence of
four weeks visiting relatives and friends
returned home Sunday.
Melvin Wilkinson went to Addison
Thursday to see brother, John w
Wilkinson, who is i'll with fever.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1904-04-08
VERGENN ES.

Miss Emma Sutton spent her Easter
vacation in Shelburne.
The Rev. P. A. Campeau left Monday
for trip to Montreal, p. Q.
A. Gowett, of Montreal, is visiting his
parents, Mr.. and Mrs julie Gowett.
A daughter was born to Mr.. and Mrs.
Ebert Stagg, of Panton, Saturday morn
ing.
John Clark has recently sold a part of
his farm, known as the Beers place, con-
tanning 100 acres, to w. T. Driscoll
The Easter offering at st. Pauls
church Sunday amounted to about $50
and at the Methodist church to about
S75.
Mrs Carrie L. Jackman has recently
sold her house and lot to Frank LaSoir
for S225 ana together with her husband,
Wesley Jackman, ST., has purchased the
William Burkett place for 81. $50
Mrs. A. d. Hayward, sister of Judge
Warren Peck, returned to her home in
Weybridge Monday from Yakima,
Wash, where she has been spending the
winter with her stepdaughter, Mrs. H..
p. James.
Il News was received in town Saturday
of the death of Mrs. Hawley, wife of
\ III nry c. Hawley of Fitchburg, Mass,
a former well known resident in this
Ivicinity, and a brother of Mrs. S. S.
Wright of Waltham, and Mrs. George H..
Bostwick of Waltham, who left Satur-
day accompanied by Mr.. and Mrs. Ii.
w. Day, of Waltham, to attend the
funeral, which was held in Fitchburg
Sunday.