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seems 10 De less fatal than the Dathing
suit.-New York World.
Don't gamble on the price Of meat
unless you are in a position to hold the
steaks.-Philadelphia Record.
DO you remember the time, long.
long ago, when you ate breakfast
foodless Observation-Disclosures City
World.
Whoever else Is mentioned In John
ID. Rockefeller's will, it is reasonably
sure that Miss Ida Tarbell isn't.-Bos-
ton Globe.
The wild men at the Worlds Fair
show a capacity for civilization. They
terminate all functions with feasts.-
st. Louis Republic.
Since the hot weather began objec-
tons to the wearing apparel of the
Igorrotes at st. Louis has given place
to envy.-Omaha Dee.
Jacob s. Coxey is reported to be
rich. When he gets into his automobile
he Is more in favor of good roads
than ever.-Washington Star.
1t will be interesting to watch for
any change In the mortality rate In
Boston as a result of the piemakers'
strike.-Cincinnati Times-Star.
With two fierce equestrians racing
for the Presidency, there seems to be
a pretty fair prospect of sport this
fall.-New York Evening Mail.
Two Philadelphia men We're arrest
ed for robblng slot machines. They
should be liberated. Turn about is al
ways fair playr-St. Louis Republic.
the old-age microbe, but it is quite
likely the varmint will continue doing
business at the same old Sunderland
Rapids Herald.
If the Department Of Commerce and
Labor wishes to get a true Idea OF
prices and the cost of living, let 1t
consult the woman who does the mar
keting.-Philadelphia Ledger.
Many nations salt babies as o as
they are born. 1t is a pity some fresh
adult Americans could not be subjected
to the same salutary process.-Grand
Rapids Herald.
War correspondents with the Rus
sian army are kept In the rear-the
most advantageous position for report.
ing the movements of the Russians
st. Louis Republic.
If the reports of the medical ex-
perts may be believed, the grave dig
gers will be as busy as the canal dig
gers when work on the isthmus is be-
gun.-Washington Post.
What will the poor typesetter do
when the legions Of General Takahara-
~kamaharahara begin to encounter those
of General Observation-Disclosures
off-Kansas City World.
Gladstone Dowie has never kissed a
girl, and yet they call him Glad Al
most as bad as Jacob, who kissed
Rachel and lifted up his voice and
wept."-Richmond Times-D Dispatch.
The japanese private soldier receives
70 cents a month. A poor mathemad-
clan can figure the value of a good
quality of patriotism to a country on
this basis.-Philadelphia Ledger.
The advance In rents in New York
is the natural and inevitable result OF
he marking up Of the valuations by
the tax gatherers. The tenant always
has to pay for that.-Boston Herald.
]. Plerpont Morgan speaks of re-
firing from active hfe. 1t must make
some of the minor European potentates
jealous to see how easy It Is for a
king Of finance to Notwithstanding
ton Star.
The people who hoped for a national
theater are disappointed t. discover
that Mr.. Carnegie is not nj on a fe-
verish chase for any project that is
susceptible Of Observation-Disclosures
ton Star.
If some Of the distinguished officers
of the United States army are correct
In their beliefs, the enemy which cap
lures consignments of canned beef will
have the worst Of the engagement
Omaha Bee.
The anti-American feeling In Russia
Is dying out since the st. Petersburg
papers have been printing pictures OF
Secretary bay with his whiskers un-
combed. Another diplomatic triumph.
Washington Post.
Panama now talks of disbanding its
army. This would seem to be an easy
matter. All that L. necessary Is to
charter an omnibus and distribute the
soldiers around at their several homes.
cleveland pladn Dealer
A colored man at St Joseph. who
dropped a watermelon In order to res
cue q child from being run over by