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North Park union., 1904-07-22
IL All DeoAnds.

But you must admit, sir" said the
aggressive party. that man ought to
be the boss In his own house."
Yves. suppose So" answered the
meek and lowly man with the absent
hair, but the house live in belongs
to my wife"
North Park union., 1904-07-22
Not NEGOTIABLE.

Isn't this climate changeable!" ask,
ed the newcomer.
NO" answered the old Inhabitant.
rather brusquely. 1T amt changea.
BILE. II 1t was. don't you s'pose we'd
have traded 1t on for something else
long ago."
North Park union., 1904-07-22
SIy Uncle al.

Circus Barker-Here you are, sir
Fifty cents for the big show.
Uncle Si-say, mister. I'll give ye
dollar II yell let me crawl under
the tent. bet old Dad Foghorn l
was young enough to do that trick
again.
North Park union., 1904-07-22
@SsAgggWs@SsNa@2SsggM2 gM2-%
TEMPERANCE
@Zs@SSa S5gzz@SzzSsH5s7

haraesrned money goes to maintain
msh dividends on enormous capital
.na one feels that II the receivers Of
.he money thus expended in drink
nau Deen In the court on that Monday
morning. and had seen the sights
presented In the dock by some Of the
hundred odd prisoners, not few
would decline the dividends earned a,
SO terrible cost."-Alliance News
North Park union., 1904-07-22
hiQh livlnu.

Mrs. Uppson-I received a letter
from my niece in Boston this morn.
ing. She says she has meningitis.
Mrs. Oldham-No wonder that girls
always allin when she eats such fool
stun as that. Corn beef and cabbage
is good enough for me.
North Park union., 1904-07-22
Point Of View.

Isn't II awful" said Mrs. Goodwin.
ito realize that all our sins and short
comings will be revealed on the judg-
nent day.
Yes" rejoIned Mrs. Gabbles. but
there is some satisfaction in know
ing that We will find out a lot Of mean
thugs about other people"
North Park union., 1904-07-22
Mourning in Real Earnest.

Mourning In Real Earnest.
Death 10 . said thing" said the
stranger to the man who stood weep
ing beside 4 grave.
1T is indeed" sobbed the other.
Il suppose" remarked the stranger.
you are sorrowing over the grave Of =
very dear friend"
Il am sorrowing over the grave OF
man l never knew" replied the
monrner. yet I deeply regret his
demise. He was my wifc's nrst hus-
band"
North Park union., 1904-07-22
Poor Sample.

Domestic-"Where shall l take this
prescription. NUM-"
Mrs. sharpeye-"Anywhere. except
to Piilbox & Co.'S. There goods are
not fresh. bought . postage stamp
OF them yesterday and II was last
years Issue"
North Park union., 1904-07-22
Alarmed.

Ernie-Yes. he plays the violin Tor
her benefit every evening. He says
that music is the food of love.
Eva-AnG does that impress .her Ia
vorably?
Ernie-No. She is afraid he VIII
think II is the food of married lie.
North Park union., 1904-07-22
Very Likely.

1T is said" remarked the man with
the quotation habit, that king can
do TO wrong"
THAT saying" rejoined the wise
ruy probably originated with man
--ho held four aces.
North Park union., 1904-07-22
Positively Brutal.

Husband-I actually believe. my
dear, that you think more OF your
poodle than you do of Pe.
Wife-Td like to know what reason
you have for thinking SO?
Husband-Well, you never allow
him to eat anything you cook.
North Park union., 1904-07-22
A Doubtful Compliment

He-You are Just as sweet as you
can be.
She-I don't think that much OF a
compliment. You see. 1t all depends
upon how sweet you suppose am
capable of belng.-Town Topics.
North Park union., 1904-07-22
SIons of the Times.

Younger sister tpeeping through
keyhole)-Mr Spoonamore is going to
propose to Bertha tonight.
Johnny-How do you know!
Younger sister-I car tell by the de-
:e-mined look on Berthas face.
North Park union., 1904-07-22
1..tot,Ier, In British Army.

There are now 26.17l total abstain
ers in the army in England and 24,00o
in India, which, with the honorary
members, give a total of 81 3O4-near-
~ quarter of the total strength OF
the army. About one-third OF the
recruits sign the pledge soon after
joining.
North Park union., 1904-07-22
somewh., Different.

Daughter-He says he loves me
more than life and cannot live without
me.
Father-oh. that's what they all
say.
Dnrghter-But he is the only ono
who has proved his sincerity by lying
to me.
North Park union., 1904-07-22
An oId.Fashioned Affair.

Aunt-why. what's the matter. Ef
f,e. Why do you go on SO!
Ehie-Oh. papa has been and
bought me doll without any OF the
modern improvements.
North Park union., 1904-07-22
Ihan ha Got IL.

Prisoner" said the verbose Judge.
the law gives you long sentence"
"All right. Judge" said the tired
prisoner. I'm willing to take any
sentence the law gives me. but give
me as few Of your own as you can"
North Park union., 1904-07-22
onlx Eew Months.

He-After am out OF college. dar'
ling, may have to wait few months
before | can make enough to support
you.
She-It is so hard to wait.
He (bravely)-I know 1t. But, OF
course. you know the world does not
know anything about me yet.
North Park union., 1904-07-22
Up to ths Bride.

''If you ever marry" said wedderly
to his friend Singleton. will you 20
abroad on your wedding tour?"
Il certainly will II my bride oan af.
ford It," answered 4Ingletoa.
North Park union., 1904-07-22
Power Of Wealth.

la Montt-Goldwood is very sick.
la Moyne-Is he rich enough to
have a doctors consultation?
La Montt-Rich? Why. he Is rich
enoush to have bulletins issued.
North Park union., 1904-07-22
Wait Until She Gets older.

Mamma-You shouldn't be SO vain,
Elsie. You are always looking into
the mirror.
Elsie (aged Dim nce vain, man.
ma. don't think I'm half as good
looking as really am.
North Park union., 1904-07-22
Then and Now.

'Demosthenes, remarked the stu.
dent OF ancient history. used to f,ll
MS mouth with pebbles to improve his
oratory."
AT the present writing" said the
observer of modern events. "a lot OF
men become garrulous after flling
tneir mouths with rock and rye"
North Park union., 1904-07-22
Her Reasons for Doubt.

do you think he loves your" said
Maude.
Il don't know" answered Mamie.
He writes to you every day?"
"Yes But his letters sound sus.
piciously sane and sensible"
North Park union., 1904-07-22
HI. Boy kn.~ . whoI. Lot.

His Boy knsw . Whole Lot.
"How's my boy getting on?" asked
the farmer OF the city merchant.
he's told. but seems to lack judgment
of his own"
"Well.' replied the farmer. -he
knows whole lot II he could only
think OF it.
North Park union., 1904-07-22
Combination Railway.

A combined steam, trolley. and cable
railway has recently been built IN
Southern Tyrol. Austria.
North Park union., 1904-07-22
nd m,vo,,. Valuable Badge

The badge worn by the Lord May
or of London is studded with dia
monds to the value of Gl2O,0O0.
North Park union., 1904-07-22

A mans virtue does not depend oD
his vocabulary
North Park union., 1904-07-22
In = Dry Town.

First Drummer-Are you Prohi'
bitionist?
Second Drummer Wen, sho''i"
North Park union., 1904-07-22
,,, e,+ Mark of Grief.

broken bat was sent by MS ciuo
,on,r,des as a mark OF their grief 10
49, .,a tuneral of an English cricketei.
North Park union., 1904-07-22

a..utifuI Women Of Brittany.
Tho women of Saint-Brieuc. BTU
tanv are celebrated for the beauty
and the fine texture Of their caps
North Park union., 1904-07-22
Brave to Rsshness.

Brave to Rashness.
"Oh, George" sighed the romantic
girl. II wish you were like the old time
knights: wish you'd something brave
to show your love for me-"
Gracious!" cried her hance.
haven't l agreed to marry you. and me
only getting $50 week!"-PhIladel
phia Press.
North Park union., 1904-07-22
Giant Clam.

Giant Clam.
A clam recently taken from Green,
x,ch nav. Rhode Island. weigneo an
ounce over two pounds.
North Park union., 1904-07-22

strain on Locomotives.
The life Of the locomotive is becom'
ing shorter because OF the heavier
work which it is required to do.
North Park union., 1904-07-22

First Drummer--All right. come on :
I know where to find place.
The colored American., 1904-06-25
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AMERICAN COLLECTIVE AND
INFORMATION BUREAU.
BOB ~ ST., S. w. Phone 1864 4
3O3 ~ ST.. S. w.

We, authorized and bonded, make a
speciality of collection of bills, both in
and about Washington and through
out the United States. Only polite,
honest and trained people are employ
ed by us. Information furnished on
all topics; the whereabout of any
friend, here or heretofore, in and
about Washington.
303 IL ST, S. w, Phone 1364-A
The colored American., 1904-06-25

Puddin' head Wilkins, the Grimesy
of the Conservation, is getting funny
from drinking lake water cred eye)
and his silly vaporings have ceased to
amuse those who know him. Even Ida,
or henpecked Ferd. might whisper to
him that there is a difference between
wit and vulgarity.
The colored American., 1904-06-25

The authorities of the Tuskegee
Normal and Industrial Institute have
been empowered by Mr.. Leigh Hunt,
to select a committee of three cOlored
people to go to the Soudan, in Egypt,
for the purpose of making an examin-
alton as to the conditions existing in
that country and report on their re-
turn.
The colored American., 1904-06-25
ATTENTION, SUBSCRIBERS!

We are sending out a large number
of bills each day to delinquent sub
scribers as well as to subscribers
whose subscriptions are just expiring.
We are striving to give the race
clean, strong, newsy newspaper and
we hope every person who receives a
arrears will send in their subscrip-
lions at Snce. IT,
The colored American., 1904-06-25
RIC HMOND HOSPITAL
Richmond, Va.


Organized November, 1902; opened
February, 1903. Recently remodeled
and fitted up with modern improve
ments.
The finest colored hospital in the
South. Sanitation is perfect.
Rooms light and airy.
Fees So per week and upward
In connection with the hospital is
Training School for nurses, under the
supervision of Miss NJ E. Cabaniss, a
graduate of Freedman's Hospital, class
OF 1897.
For further information, apply to
NJ. B. JONES, NJ. D,
Surgeon-in-Chief.
The colored American., 1904-06-25

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land HAIR TONIC
both S1oo. Guaranteed
do what wesay be the best in the world box is
all that is required If used as directed
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A PEACHL- complexion obtained If used directed
VIII the skin of black brown four hve shades
lighter, and mulatto person perfectly white In fOTtyeht
hours shade lighter viii be noticeable Il does turn
the skin bleaCheS white, the skin remaining
beautiful continual VIII remove wrinkles freces
dark spots pimpes bumps bl8ckheads making the skin
and smooth Smallpox pits liver spots removed
without harm to the skin. When you the color sh
stop using the preparation.
ICRANE'SIHAIR TONIC
goen every is enough make
hair grow long and straight and keeps IT from falling
Highly perumed and makes the hair soft and easy comb
person sending dollar in letter PostOfce
order money order registered letter viii
send il through the mail prepd want II
c. Di will by express, g
Q where il fails do what ClaiT viii
the send book free of charge Packed that
will know the contents except receiver
CRANE & CO., Il w. Jackson ST., RICHMOND, VA.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-11-17
Rright's Disease

Caused the death of Doctor Bright. Bright's
Disease is simply Slow congestion Of the Kid
neyS. In the last stage the congestion becomes
acute and the victim ives a few hours few
days, but is past saving This insidious Kid
ney trouble is caused by sluggish torpid, con-
gested liver and slow, conStipated bowels,
whereby the kidneys are involved and ruined,
brakes Palmetto Wine is foe to congestion
OF Liver, Kidneys and tissues. 1t promptly re-
neveS the congestion and carries it out OF the
Liver Kidneys, tissues and blood. Drake s
Palmetto Wine restores the mucous membranes
to healthy condition, relieves the membranes
throughout The BODY from inflammation and
Catarrh and cures Catarrh, CONSTIPATION and
Liver and Kidney disease to stay cured.1 I
gives relief Immediately, builds up Vlgor and
health. prolongs life and makes it enjOya bic. A
trial bottle always gives relief aud often cures.
A trial bottlewi be sent to every reader of this
paper who will write for it to Drake Formula
Company, Drake Building, Chicago, H. A postal
card viii bring this wonderful tonic Palmetto
medicine to you absolutely free. 1t is a boon to
disease-laGened, paln-rdGen men and women.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-11-17
AN EVERYDAY CREED.

| believe in the efficacy of soap.
| believe that work is the best pana-
cea for most ills, especially those OF
the mind, and that fresh air, exercise
and sleep are the best medicines for
the body.
| believe in fun and laughter, bo h
as a tonic for the blues and as a..
outlet for high spirits.
believe in the beauty of flow ers
sunsets and mountains; in re music
of birds and brooks.
l believe there is a bright side tc
everything, and that we would he
r1ore aware of the good about us were
cur hearts more responsive to it
touch.
l believe in human kindness.
believe that an ounce Of franknes:
ard explanation is worth a pound ol
repentance and forgiveness, and will
often prevent heartache and bitter
misunderstanding
I believe in the simple life of the
home, free from Formally and socia'
conventionality.
believe in he hearty handshake
II hospitality, comradeship, friend
rown Book
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-11-17
An Omission to Re Rectifed.

Prince Hoheclohe. during his recent
visit to New York, commended the
vines of America. He praised espec.
a'lv the Californi:. red wines, which
seemed, he said, to ,e exceedingly
lure.
Then. apropos Of Mines purity, the
prince narrated r2cent happening in
Berlin.
q. .erlin vintne",' he said, was ac-
tlsed of selling a S'ine made of chem.
els. He was brought into court,
found guilty and iped.
"After he had paid his fine he ap-
u aached the chemist whose testimony
.raG convicted h II.
How did You llLow" he said, GU
rlously. that my vine was nlanufac-
tu ed?'
"Because it cGrtai,7Ad no bitartrata
If potash said tie c5.ealist. In natu
raj wines bitartrate Of potash is 6
ways found.
..'Thanks,' sail tho .sintneG in tone
of relief. It will be folu9 in my wines
hereafter. ."-Cincinnat Enquirer.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-11-17
NO REORGANIZATION NEEDED.

The Democratic party is still in no
need of reorganization. We just
can't make friends with that word,
The good old Democracy is good
enough for us-Memphis Morning
News.
The Graphic agrees with the News
thai it is not reorganization so much
as the return to good old Democra-
cy'' that is needed What can reorean-
ization mean? What did it mean as
exhibited at the ST. Louis convention?
It was the turning down Of one rad
ical element in the management of
the party and putting in control the
opposite radical element. l. was the
rejection Of ha extreme declarations
of the Bryan wing Of the party in
the al :1nal platform and hedging
OF the issues so earnestly advocated
by Bryan and his followers, and which
were 50 conspicuous in he two
former platforms.
L seems that reorganization meant
10 more Than change in party lead
ership The old leaders Who had
been furnea down by Bryan for eight
years seemed to be more interested
ill returning TO a "bossins' of the
rarty machinery than 10 a return to
JefferS0nian Democracy.
Had the convention adopted purely
a platform Of simple Jcffersonian
principles instead OF trying to throw
down from leadership merely those
who had controlled the par ys des-
tinies in the two previous campaigns,
the + suit would have been a united
party and tha question of reoreani-
zation would have been solved
Whenever the party rises above the
insignificance of mere leadership and
stands out boldly and unequiyocally
Tor the true Democra ic principles of
government, then will it inspire the
confidence of the masses and be-
come more than factional organiza
ton rent asnnder over the issues of
'boss rule and become the cham
r'on of those who are seeking q par.
ty which favors an homes, admins.
tration of the government in tha in.
terest of the whole people and not IA
fhe interest of the few who compose
the trust agero2atiors of The country.
Prineinles and not men mHs come
tc The front once more in III Don
ecratic party, and when PRINCIPLES h.
cor q oaramonnt The best men for
Leadership viii be called into aerjo,=.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-11-17
QUITE NATUR RAJ.

Overheard during the private the
atricals
She-How well your wife plays
Lady Geraldine, Mr.. Jones think
the way she puts on that awful affec;-
G., tone is just splendid How does she
manage it?
Mr.. Jones (with embarras sment)-
El-she doesn't That's her natural
voicc,-London It'd Bits.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-11-17
World S
L g i1
x teS

Beginning September -, and
continuing until the end OF
the World 5 Fair low rate
excursion tickets to St. Louis
will be on sale Sunday, Men
day, Tuesday, Wednesday
and Thursday Of each week,
The rate is extremely low
about a cent a mile each
way, { days limit. Tickets
good in chair cars and coache
only.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-11-17
THURSDAY. NOVEMBER Il, 1904.

Subscribers desiring the Graphic
discontinued at any time will please
notify the office either in person or
by either phone. Orders to carriers
10 discontinue will not be accepted,
as the frequent changes among the
carrier boys causes an endless
amount of confusion and disputes.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-11-17
EXCURSION RATES TO NORTHERN
RESORTS.
sToP.ovERs AT ST. LOUIS FAIR,

T - IOS'S 'N''''
Excursion tickets at unusually low
rates, good for the season, on sale to
Milwaukee, Madison, Waukesha,
Green Lake, Devils Lake, Gogebic,
Ashland, Marquette, Superior, Duluth,
st. Paul, Minneapolis and many other
cool and delightful lake resorts
reached by the Northwestern line.
Stop-oyers at st. Louis permit visit
to the worlds fair en- route.
Information and tickets can be Sc
cured from your home agent. Book
let entitled The Lakes and Summer
Resorts of the Northwest" mailed up
on receipt of cents in stamps. w
,B. Kniskern, P. T. NJ. c. N. w. R'y,
Chicago, Ill.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-11-17

a useful polish for mahogany and
cher hardwood is made by mixing
thoroughly two pints Of linseel Oil.
enc Of spirits Of turpertine and a
;,lt and half of cepal varnish. Ap-
" to the furniture With a sefi rag
and polish
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-11-17

Thinhin~ ~ had been def atel tor
of'ca aa oklahoma man committed
suiei1e. He was really elected. but
perhaps he is better off dead. as the
life Of many an ohiceholaer is not a
bed Of roses.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-11-17
FOR RENT.C

Front furniehed room, Sal West
Second Avenue. Old phone 4o7.
Furnished rooms from $I.25 up;
also rooms for light housekeeping at
Hot Springs, Ark. Address. Pleasant
View. IS Hickory Street. Hot Springs.
Ark,
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-11-17
Q a s.
AS Others See Us.

Askitt--I see Museins on the street
every day What's he doing?
Knoitt-Looking for work-and con-
graduating himself on his inability
to find It.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-11-17

The Commercial Appeal seems to be
happy over the result of the national
election. .x,c g,
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-11-17
---O%O-

Memphis has cone forward with
an Original Parker MAJ" the frs,
to be heard from.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-11-17

Perhaps Judge KerwiA WI see %
j. that the county exhibit building i
more than a private real s ale Office.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-11-17

AS Missouri went for Roosevelt.
we rise TO ask what the Missourians
were shown.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-11-17

As Poor Lo' would say. Mr.. Rem
mel's spiel about Arkansas having
gone for Roosevelt. IS bic mach heap
talk
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-11-17

If we knew a man who loved his
enemy We would despise him. Ihat
asking Too Much.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-11-17

- So, -. : =. "a
..o~s.Ia tx q fcl IA Tvs bcggf
Gu. =
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-11-17

ToTrist-"Can l have couple Of
Itowols?"
Landlady-"Are you going to stay
here all summer Lustige Bla.ter.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-11-17

CA SToRE "a.
re,,s a 1hs Kind You Haye fiw2Ys tGara
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-09-26
DROVE NEGROES OUT OF TOWN.
Twenty Families Of Carlisle. Ind,
Forced to Flee from a Mob.

indianapolis. Sept. 25.-TWenty ne
gro families in the town of Carlisle
/ We're driven out Friday night by a
mob of white men. When one of the
number returned, Wednesday, and re-
quested that the negroes be permitted
to live in the town he was ordered to
notify them that their goods must be
removed i'll tWenty-four hours on pen
atty of having their houses burned.
Jasper Hammond. a negro farmer
living near the town, had quarrel
with some members of his race. He
flouriShei large knife and dared the
houses. Constable Johnson attempted
to arrest Hammond. but he resisted
and was shot by Johnson in the leg
The wounded man fled but was after
ward arrested at his home and hurried
to sullivan to prevent a mob, which
was rapidly forming, from hanging
him.
had been taken away the mob turned
upon the other negroes in the town,
bl oke open their doors, smashed the
windows and put the occupants to
flight BY midnight the town had
been completely depopulated of ne
Ernes. and several of them had been
badly hurt rs they ran from the mob
The whites say they are determined
that no negroes shall live in the town
and Hammond shall not return to his
farm.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-09-26

recent times found the arguments very
one sided.
their national convention this year
dropped the criticism OF Panama on the
ground that the Mic araguan route should
he. chosen. a gratifying evidence OF re-
turning sanity. Democratic votes have
been cast almost solidy against the choice
of Panama at every state of the contest.
until the final treaties brought the ques-
ton Of a canal or no canal sC,uarely be-
fore them. II is not likely that anything
more will he heard of the Nicaraguan
route Even William p. Hepburn of Iowa.
who facetously declared in Congress that
the Democratic cOmmitai To Nicaragua
WAS the wisest thing that he ever saw
in a Democratic platform" tells the
writer that while he still thinks Mica
IA qua a better route ne is entirely 81 It's
fed with the one that has been chosen.
This IS typical of Republican opinion
among the older men who had all been
committed TO Nicarag qua. The successive
steps by which congressional and public
opinion have been swung around I" the
Panama idea constitutes a notable chap
ter in American political history.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-09-26
Cure for Asthma and Hay Fever

The statements published below con-
firm the claim Of DR. Schiffmann that
his re medy is an absolute cure for Asthma
and Hay Fever.
Mrs Mary Zachcry. Pleasant Hill. La.
saws. Il have found your Asthma cure a
yernanent cure for Asthma, for Whlcn l
us4d il years ago. | have never mad the
slightest return Of the trouble since. l
have also found Your remedy excellent In
Bronchial affections"
4 Hay Fever sufferer writes: Il have
had Hay Fever for II years. | bought a
in.ckag- Of your remedy (SchiImann $
Asthma euro Of our druggist and due TO
r.. Use his is the first summer that nave
NJ f-..-,l troubled" Mrs. Frank Gullf"sit,
fs37 Ridge avenue. Roxboro. PhiiadeIph'a.
SOLD bv druggists at SOC. and $l."
sind e. stamp to DR.. K. Schinmann'
EDx 50. st. Paul, Mimi, Tor q Tree SAM
p!. package.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1904-09-26

IherA is great danger during the fail
81 heSlectng to start up your fires ami
then contracting severe colds. A gas
heater or radiator is 4 great convcn-
renee for this season of the year. They
are SO light that they can be moved
from room to room as wanted and in
a very few moments will take the chill
out of the atmosphere. The Kcnnebor
Light and Heat 60. have complete
stock of all sizes and will attend
promptly to n telephone order. Give
them the size of your room and they
will know the size you need.