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The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1904-01-16
Woodmen Install.

One OF the largest crowds of Wood
men OF the World that has been to-
gether for some time was present at the
joint installation ceremonies that were
held in the Odd Fellows Main street
temple, Thursday night, when the Off
GERS Of Walla Walla Camp. Woodmer
OF the World, and Woody Glen Circle
Women Of Woodcraft, were given
charge Of the two lodges. A. H. Har-
ris acted as installing officer Of the
Woodmen and Mrs. Lillian Julian per-
formed like service for the ladies
One OF the most interesting features
OF the exercises was the part performed
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1904-01-16
The Three linkers.

| Monday evening in the new Odd
| Fellows temple the officers of Enter
prise lodge No. 2, Washington lodge
No. 19 and Trinity lodge No. 121, were
jointly installed at the new temple on
Alder street. The ceremonies were
conducted by George E. Kellough. past
grand of Trinity lodge, in very i'm
pressive manner. After the lodge ad-
journed a sumptuOus banquet was
served in the banquet room, over which
| J. Carter Smith presided in his usual
happy manner. Those who responded
| to toast We're: Rev. Andreas Bard, L..
F. Shaw, Dorsey NJ. HILL A. J. Mason,
E. S. Isaacs, Eugene Lorton, Joseph L..
| Mohundra, Colin V. Dyment. Alex Mac
kay, J. w. Wilcoxson, r. E. L. Davis,
Campbell Robinson and J. w. Mullin
tx The officers of the lodges are as
follows:
Enterprise-Noble grand, J. w. Will
coXson: vice-grand, J. c. Cauvel; re-
cording secretary, A. G. Miller: finan-
cial secretary, Fred Ramsbeck; treas
urer, Levi Ankeny; warden f. M. Bar
ker; conductor, NJ. D. WardlOw; right
supporter noble grand, A. L. Cauvel;
left supporter noble grand, John A.
Bailey; right scene supporter, S. Der
rick; left scene supporter, J. c. Jones,
outside guardian, Fred Reyhorn; inside
guardian. n. P. Miller.
Washington-Noble grand, r. E. L.
Davis; vice grand, H. H. Showerman:
permanent secretary, LIE F. A. Shaw;
recording secretary, H. H. Champion;
treasurer, w. H. Willis; warden, M. a.
Nelms: conductor, J. Moore; outside
guardian, Henry H. Jones; right sup
porter noble grand, A. J. ellis; left
supporter noble grand, A. Grandstand;
right supporter vice-grand, Campbell
Robinson; left supporter vice grand,
Robert Ankeny; chaplain, J. F. Brew
er.
Trnity-Noble grand, Fred Howard;
vice grand Fred Greenville; recording
secretary, J. Carter Smith; financial
secretary, Gilbert Winans: treasurer,
Victor Hunziker; warden, A. r. Olds;
conductor NJ. J. Nicholson; inside
guardian, L. G. Goodwin; outside
guardian, S. O. Selland; right support
er noble grand, A. H. Malone: left sup
porter noble grand. Henry Perrin; |
right supporter vice-grand, George
kellOugh; left supporter vice-grand, |
Will Eestes; right scene supporter, G. |
Callahan; left scene supporter, Wal |
ter Smith; chaplain, J. P. Goodhue.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1904-01-16
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The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1904-01-16

ton of the advance made in home
industry There are 152 exhibitors, of
which IS are builders of complete We
hicles. About three fourths of the ma
chimes are of the gasoline type and
the remainder depend upon electrical
power or steam for their energy. The
cheapest machine on the floor is a
$500 light blackboard, and from that
figure the prices are almost as varied
as the machines are numerous. Some of
the French machines on exhibition are
valued at from $4,000 to $4,000.
Most of the automobiles are so ar
ranged that they can be quickly strip
ped showing their working parts.
Nearly all Of the new models are steer
ed with wheels instead of the levers
which were SO popular year or two
ago. The Improvement in the automo-
bile lights is almost as marked as in
the machines themselves. Those of the
latest and most approved construction
will throw a bright ray for 600 feet
and will enable the chauffeur to see
barrier in the road and stop his ma
chine before a collision. even if it is go
ing at a rate of thirty miles an hour.
One of the exhibits that attracted
much attention from visitors today is
the largest automobile ever built in
America. 1t is exhibited by a Brooklyn
concern that makes a specially
Of power driven cars of high power
and carrying capacity. The one on eX
hibition is an automobile for fifteen
passengers, built along the same lines
as a touring car. There are three cross
seats, each seating three people, while
the large tOnneau can comfortably ac-
cOmmOdate six passengers. The ma
chine is equipped with a four -cylinder
gasoline engine and can travel at a
speed of twenty miles an hour. The big
carriage is looked upon as a fOrerunner
of those to be put in operation at sea-
side resorts this year.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1904-01-16
Royal HiohIanders.

Tuesday evening at Schiller hall
Blue Mountain castle No. 241, Roya
Highlanders, installed new officers anC
gave banquet and social dance. The
new officers are: Ilustrious protector
Mrs. John Smith; chief consellor, Mrs
Agnes McCoOl; worthy evangel, Mrs
Lydie Cashat; secretary, Mrs. George
GuiOtt; treasurer, Jesse Ferney Or
Friday evening, January %, the Castle
will give grand ball in Odd Fellows
temple, Alder street.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1904-01-16
The Knights of Pythias,

AT the regular meeting Of Columbia
lodge held last Saturday two candi-
dates were given the rank of page.
Tonight the same rank will be confer
red on two strangers. Next Saturday
the second rank will be put on. The
lodge has adopted a rule that in the
future at the first meeting in the month
the rank of page will be conferred, the
second night, the rank of esquire, and
tn ethird night, the Knights rank. The
fourth meeting night will be set apart
for a social session.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1904-01-16
The Castle and the Mansion.

ne CSStie Sn0 the MdnSIOn.
I had duly sent the money
To the patent office man,
And, | waited all-eXpectant
For the furtherance of my plan.
In the meantime I delighted
To imagine how 'twould seem,
When success had crowned my eff
forts,
Brought about my cherished dream
Soon the postmaster brought the
answer
And l opened wide my eyes.
AS | scanned the cruel miSSiVe
Which to me brought much surprise.
Madam, we regret to tell you
That your hopes will sadly fare,
Try again. read no further
Crashed my castle in the air.
All alone the Man of Sorrows
Bore my sins upon the tree.
Paid the price that I might enter
In home prepared for me.
In that home where all is radiance
Where no tear bedims the eyes,
Harps Of gold and crowns of glory
Fill the soul with glad surprise.
God Himself has made the promise
We who trust Him need not fear,
The atOning work of Jesus
From all guilt shall make us clear
Now bold can read my title
To a mansion bright and fair.
God has made it all-enduring
'Tis no castle in the air.
Jan. 1319O4. ANNA L. BERNEY.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1904-01-16
Rathbone Sisters.

The members Of Mistletoe Temple
No. %, Rathbone Sisters, are prepar-
ing for dance and supper to be given
some time next month, the exact date
having not yet been decided upon. The
officers Of this lodge will be installed
at the next meeting.
A temple Of the Rathbone Sisters has
been organized at Dayton, with a good
membership. AS there is a lodge at
Waitsburg an effort will be made to
have joint meeting of the three lodges
in Waitsburg in the near future.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1904-01-16
Prescott Odd Fellows.

Members of Washington lodge l. O.
O. r. will go by special train to Pres
colt tonight to assist the Pres
colt lodge in comforting two de-
grees on a number of candidates. A
made by the railroad and a large num-
Der Of the three mixers are expected
to make the trip. The train will leave
the O. r. & n. Elm street depot at
80 o'clock.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1904-01-16
The Eaoles.

Tuesday evening at the regular
meeting Of Walla Walla aerie, Frater-
nal Order of Eagles, three candidates
were taught the art Of flying. The
lodge is contemplating giving a social
in the near future for the wives and
families Of the members Of the lodge.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1904-01-16
Encampment Officers.

The officers Of Walla Walla Encamp-
ment No. 3. were installed last night
by Past Chief Patriarch Edwin S
Isaacs, as follows: Chief patriarch
George E. Kellough; high priest, A. J
Mason; senior warden. Charles E.
Metzger; junior warden. Enos B. Pal
mer; scribe, LIE F. A. Shaw; treasurer
Fred Greenville.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1904-01-16

Henley-"SO you liked my brothers
singing at the vaudeville show last
evening? And yet some people say he
can't sing at all" Bantley-"He can't.
That's what makes it SO interesting
when he tries to-"
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1904-01-16
The Maccabees,

The Maccabees Of Walla Walla and
the ladies auxiliary lodge, are arrang-
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1904-01-16

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take Laxative Bromo Qufnine Tablets.
All druggists refund the money II 1t
fails to cure. E. w. Groves sigma.
ture is on each box. 25c.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1904-01-16

ing for big time at their next meeting.
A joint installation of officers will be
held after which a dance and supper
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1904-01-16

OstAp-
the npose
don't proba
would have
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-03-20
SMILES FROM ARKANSAS PRESS

Bazao building where no wrong Is
committed v-u know, well il actually,
twisted out the top sash ol one of the
rop windows. crushing il = pieces on
the Sidewalk It tackled tae roof.
5i-H.ng Of some Of tAe shingles. rip
ping off a plank and thrust il through
the modest roof Of the barber shop.
several feet below; while the store
house OF ". a. Tolson was blown pen
drenching the floor with water. Evan
Rogers dwelling was tackled and was
left in bad shape All told We feel
like there is a Jonah somewhere, and
We must look after the gentleman.-
RisOn Bazoo.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-03-20
Society N ote.

We understand there is to be an
other wedding soon in our midst, and
as it is a secret somebody Will be sur
prised. Some Of the boys talk as
though they wanted to g. to the war
in the far east; as for ourselves, we
haven't lost any war, so We are not
Russian after any Japs. .-Denmark
Correspondence n Searcy Citizen.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-03-20
MATRIMONIAL CATECHISM

What is marriage?
Marriage is an institution for the
blind
Why do some people never marry +?
Because they do not believe in di-
vorce
When man thinks seriously OF
marriage, what happens?
He remains single.
D-as a girl ever think of anything
but marriage?
Only that. and how to get married
Should man marry girl for her
money?
No. But he should not let her be-
come an old maid just because she's
rich
Is an engagement as good as marri-
age?
It's better.
How may We tell when a courtship
has progressed?
When the man takes to yawning in
the girls presence.
When two thin people become en-
gagged, what happens?
They Immediately grow very thick.
When man has popped the ques-
tion, is he finished?
No: he has yet to question Pop.
When asking papa, how should a
young man act?
He should face papa manfully and
never give him a chance at his back.
Why does bride wear veil?
S. that she may conceal her satls-
faction.
When a man marries, has he seen
the end of trouble?
Yes but is is usually the wrong end
What is greater than a wife's love ?
Her temper
Do married women suffer in silence ?
Yes; they all suffer when they may
not talk
When a man says he can managz
his wife, what does he mean?
He means he can make her do any
thing she wants to.
Is il possible for a married man tC
be fol without knowing it?
Not if his wife is alive.
See General Sherman's definition G
war.
How did the western man solve tet
mother-in-law question?
When she came to spend the sum
mer with him, he hired Christian
Scientist to come and give the old lad,
absent treatment.
Was it effective?
Yes; she went away and never cam
back.-New York Times.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-03-20
Gals Biu Take,

Cal. Newton took in Monticello
Tuesday and incidentally heard Gov.
Davis speak. He rep1.ts big time
but whether it was on account Of the
speaking altogether, Cal will have to
tell-any way. he was down south
Star City Ledger
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-03-20
NEW MEXICO."

The devil was given permission one
day
To select him a land for his own spe-
cial way,
So he hunted around for a month o.
more,
And fused and fumed and terribly
sw-re;
But al last was delighted county to
view
Where the prickly pear and the mes
quite grew:
With survey brief, without further
excuse.
He stood on the banks of the Santa
He saw that there was some improve.
ment to make,
For he felt his own reputation al
stake
An idea struck him, ard he swore by
his horns
r. make complete vestigation OF
thorns.
He studded the land with prickly per,
And scattered the cactus everywhere.
The Spanish dagger, sharp pointed
and tall
And at last the cholla, to outstick them
all.
He imported the Apaches direct from
hell.
The size of his sweet-scented ranks
to swell;
And a legi1n of skunks with loud,
loud smell,
To perfume the country he loved 50
And then for his life he could not see
why
The river should any more water sup
ply;
And he swore if he gave it another
You might have his head and horns
FIR mop,
He filled the river with sand till it was
almost dry,
and poisoned the land with alkali.
And promised himself on its Shiny
fhe control of all who from it would
drink
And he saw there was one improve
ment to make
He imported the scorpion. tarantula
and rattlesnake
That all who might come to this
country to dwell
Would be sure to think it was almost
/ He fixed the heat at one hundred and
eleven,
And banished forever the moisture
from Heaven,
And remarked as he heard his furnace
roar
That the heat might reach five hu~
drea or more:
And after he fixed things so thorny
and Well
He said, "Ill be ID If this don't beat
hell"
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-03-20
jeff Crew Puts Editor to Sleep.

The editor was called upon to talk;
and We must say it was a trial to speak
word as We had been up for two or
three nights in succession, and felt
more like dreaming than talking to
an intelligent Jeff crew-Rison Baz o.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-03-20
Pete Wants a Birdie.

Mr.. Garner and Mr. Morris are build
ing new house for Pete Harrington
Pete says he is going to build the
cage before hn catches the bird
Eight Mile Correspondence in Para
gould DemOcra.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-03-20
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The Seventh and the Prettiest.

Born, to Mr. and Mrs. G. L. Payne,
in Hendricks addition, last Saturday
night, a girl. G. L. says this is the
seventh girl and the prettiest in the
lot.-Fort Smith Times.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-03-20
"Maconized' lntestines.

Hon. Eugene Parrish was in our
midst the 14th, in the interest Of his
candidacy. but We are under the i'm
preston that he found this part pretty
well "Marenized. Brighton Core
spondence ParagouId Soiphone.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-03-20
Cause Of Sunday Rains.

Wonder why it rains every Satur-
day and Sunday. Probably TO prevent
some appointments being flled.-Pet-
tus Correspondence England Courier.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-03-20
Parsons Are Good Beaux.

Bro. Ovid Willcockson accompanied
Miss Sue Edwards home last frlda!
night. Sue says the preachers are
all right-Paragould democrat
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-03-20
The Hoary Old Reprobate,

Winter is lingering so long in the
lap of spring that the natives IN TINS
section are talking about it--Jhonson
City Staff.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-03-20
Cyclone Has a Jonah.

Last Saturday night storm passed
through our county and striking cur
town like it "meant" to call the peo-
pie to taw. Even it was rude enough
to pay its respects to the very worthy
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-03-20
A Thank for Every Week.

S. J. Boyd parted with dollar and
will receive in return our thanks and
the Ledger fifty-two times.-Star City
Ledger
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-03-20
An Editor With a Biq Midst.

Mr.. Stigger has bought Mrs. Mary
Roebuck's place here in town and
was in town yesterday buying a new
housekeeping outfit. We welcome
Mr.. Stigger and his family to our
midst-Rison Bazoo.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-03-20
Smiles by the Yard.

VIM. Louchsteadt was seen on our
streets Sunday, with three-and-a-haIf
yard smile on his face -Lafe Core
spondence Paragould Soliphone.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-03-20
"Shebanu" Left to Run Itself.

The boss of this shebang and H.
c. Tichenor went to Arkansas county
on business VI Mznday.-Dumas News.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-03-20
Measles a HighWayman.

B. F. Kendall, one of Niyen town
ships most substantial farmers. and
one of the county's best men, was in
town Saturday and reports measles
hclding up at his home-Rison Ba-
zoo.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-03-20
Free marriages. fer Bachelors.

Rusticus informs Us that when he
gets to be justice OF fae peace he VIII
marry all bachelors free Of charge.
Now is your chance. boEs.-Patmos
Correspondence Hope Gazette
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-03-20
Use for Cigar Tips.

Cigar tips cut off before smoking
are collected in Germany for char.
table purposes. One gentleman has
f,ned 100 cigar boxes, each containing
about $4,000 ends.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-03-20
A Fire in Jim's "Lnards.'

jim Lee LIST his house and con-
tents by wind and fire on the md, at
night.-Clarksvill Herald
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-03-20
He &C ,. BUT DIDN'T.

y. v. Louis in Houston Post)
zLe said tEat he could drink it OF let
TIE stad alone,
Bgr ne drank it.
That be never had a habit 3aLeh c9a.1
not be cTertarown,
Bur he drank T.
His wife hoped on, hoping ever as a
wife is apt to do.
Dgipptngs from his trimming goblets
Filled her sup with bitter rue,
But the habit never held him. he could
quit the stuff he knew,
But he drank it.
he laughed to scorn all warnings,
laughed across the beakers brim
As he drank it.
He could quit it If he wished to; TO
thing got the pest # him,
But he drank it.
His children all Were barefoot and his
wife was Almost blind
From sewing. sewing. sewing, just to
keep the bitter wind
From her wee ones, and his trousers
they We're worn and patched be-
mind.
But he drank IL.
In the potter's field they're lying, wife
and babies side by side,
For he drank it,
Gone TO find the love and pleasure
that in this world was denied,
FIR he drank it,
IN the beakers OF his quaffing-stuff
that he could let alone
Was his manhood, was his promise to
the girl he made his own,
Was her life and girlish beauty, was
his bby's dying man
But he drank it.
All along the sloppy highway from
champagne way down to booze,
A. he drank it.
He went just be cause he fancied he
could stop it did he choose.
But he drank it.
Many men there are who drink it that
could let the stuff alone,
Bat they drink it just to Show that
they cannot be overthrown.
Drink the lives Of those they'd die for
They could stop it-so they own.
But they drink it.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-03-20
WhY She Quit.

Our school is ended for this term.
The teacher got married ana give II
up-Paragould Democrat.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-03-20
Music for the Girls.

organ. Come around gi.ls and hear
him play.-Patmos Correspondence
Hope Gazette
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-03-20
Courtinq Season Ended.

We suppose Mr.. Thomas Thinks the
season is over as he has nailed his
buggy up.-Patmon Cores spondence
Hope Gazette.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-03-20
.o.t,a, Elvino Machine Crank.

William Crank made flying trip
r. Waldo last Friday.-HoIly Springs
Item in Prescott Picayune,
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-03-20

The following items are e..ape. j. on
tba Graphlc.s Arkansas ezcHanz =. a"e
there's not a one IN the batch which
will not prove a smile and some
,s tbero good hearty laugh:
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1904-03-20


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Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1904-09-30
Do You Know Nine. Qui Vive?

Probably you do, for Nine. Qu Vive
has national reputation as an aspir
ing friend OF every woman with a
beauty woe. Her woman Beautiful"
department in the daily and Sunday is.
sues of the The Chicago Record-Her
aid is perennial source of joyous helpful
ness to womankind. Her instructions
on complexion ills are interlarded here
and there with snappy little epigrams
as "cheerers." The weapons she sug-
gests to beauty seeKeas for the com
plere annlatiOn of beauty grievances do
not include artificial methods factory
trizzes, rouge and and other horrors be-
ing barred. She gives instructions on
correct breathing, what to eat, how to
blthe-,n breif, how to become healthy,
wholesome woman. No wonder she is
popularity known to many thousands OF
women.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1904-09-30

out that Iowa stock shipments were interstate
business, and the Iowa board had no control
over train schedules after the stock crossed the
Mississippi river, into Illinois, and the railroads
would run their stock trains just as slowly as
they pleased. every WE'LL, said the commits.
sion, in substance, 'if you don't obey that
order and give the stockmen of Iowa good
service, railroad rates in Iowa will come down
to point commensurate with the service" 1t
did not take the railroads very long after that
to obey the order, even though it applied to
interstate business
OF course, if the Iowa board had been owned
by the railroads, it would have pointed out to
the Iowa stOcknen that it had no power to Sc
cure better service because it could not control
"interstate business
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1904-09-30
At The Methodist Church.

Next Sunday morning. there will be
held at the Methodist church Sunday
School Rally and Harvest Home" SER
vice. The church will be beautifully dec
GRATED with grains and grasses and all
kinds OF fruit and vegetables. The Sun
day school will have charge the entire
morning. The regular Sunday school
service at $50. At 1920 an interesting
program will be given, consisting OF
songs, recitations and papers. AT B
o'clock. an old peoples meeting will be
held, under the direction of {. w. De
Wolf. League service at 6:3O, led by
Mrs. Flora Kirkpatrick, and at 1880, a
sermon by the pastor.
All cordial invited to /all there serv.
ices.