The Columbus journal., 1904-10-26

For some Of the real article In the line Of proee
poems. We would refer you this week othe writ
ines OF our correspondent from Route ;; all Of
which is another evidence that you can't keep .
good man down.
The GOOD things that are said about . candi-
date by his own side are necessarily in exact
proportion to the evil that is said of him by the
other side. If both sides would &C . little easier
the resultant average would be just the same and
eternal truth would be relieved Of aconsidsrable
strain.
We cannot see anything wrong about kicking
a man in the ribs in a football game. provided Of
course the umpire is not looking. for . fractured
rib is soon healed and leaves NO blsmish. But
the practice Of biting of cars and eouging out
permanently mars the countenance and moreover
is contrary to statute. -
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Having hone NJ the honor to pesuse the 10
marks which We made in our harmless way
about Mr.. Beree and his Columbus speech. tbs
editor of the Central City Democrat 10 moved to
take a shot at rs. He Opines that the writer OF
this artless prattle us greatly disappointed BE-
cause he was not able to odd several ribald
stories to his evidsntly largo stock from Beree
address, and says Beree is . ladies' orator. w
had one governor Who was long On that sort Of
thing. His name. WAS Dietrich. and Barron
ought to be satisfied with one Of his own ind
without finding fault il the better element hap
pen to have Q candidate in the field" We are
informed that the author OF this masterpiece Of
human kindness 10 . minister Of the gospel.
Just whseein he finds his evidence thst We arc
possessed of . large stock Of unseemly anec-
dotes, or wherefore he Ia prompted to catalogue
rs - ono Of . kind with the late Mr.. Dietrich
doth not from the Lesson appear. 1t 10 . kindly
and brotherly paragraph which this charitable
gentleman dishes mp to us. Tho total inability
Of many of our spiritual advisers to distinguish
between gnod-natured josh and ill-natured per-
sonalities 10 one Of the chief beauties Of the
modern-day orthodox RELIGION.
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MEET NE THRRR.
Who shook his t~urnip-top On high
And rent the air with loud def
Who svore that he'd debate or die9
Nekiilip.
Who said. MCCARTHY doth mt dars
To come night ont upoa the sQssss
AID NEST with Patrick OF Kildare"3
Howard.
WhO ssid. II ssss not vhese Il be.
Just cOme ont and eisto With NE
And watsh %" make yoa elimb . trss"f
NcKillip.
Who ssid, 1--WE heard shout eoough
OF this Pop emO-P sohib gut
Ieuess Ill call this little blna"?
Mccarthy.
Who said. I'll meet you In old Platte.
Your native heath. ny youns friend Pat.
And find ont just where yoa are at"!
Mccarthy.
Who scooted to the forest dim,
Hiksd in his hnle and doosed his elin.
And pulled We hole in after him?
NeKiliip.
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the hsrmoay of tAtnss thst culinary NOTICES
the anne figures q speech. Novsdays peo.
merely change pames, dates. number Of childrsa,
etc., % emit the individual case. This business
about "knA tSther, loving husband, upright
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sterling integrity. power for nod, becsft family.
Ill efforts to aye.'' and % q. h good form al
right. bot in many ass i y slishtly i4aeepr3ts.
II ve gre t. sss . staFeotype. Why not h4ve Qos
that wiA eoWe Psesss to The aye4se cass; and
which employs fMRes II spseek Which ths ayef-
ne beresyed oonssas nay saqpqhsaA
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