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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1904-11-13
THE
ADVERTISER
PRINTS
1T
FOOTBALL TEAMS IN SHAPE.

On Thanksgiving day the Male and
Punahou gladiators will face each
other on the checkerboard and will
wrestIe with each other over the in
fated oval. Never before has there
been such interest displayed in foot
ball on the Islands Each team has
more men than they know what to do
with. The whole talk amongst the
boys is football"
The Males will have a very heavy
team this year and with Benson to in
stall speed will make a hard PROPOSE
ton for both the Punafou and H. A.
C.s. They have worked harder and
longer than they have for years and
at any time last season. Chiffon, Ellis.
Robinson and Allen will again be seen
in the line. Clark will captain the
team. Plunkett of the Kamehameha
baseball team will play behind the line
and has shown himself strong man.
Paul Jarrett is back in the game and
will be in his old position at tackle.
The whole line is made up of Male
FclCEdIS anu DIS LIEy nave PldyCd ~
gether for years they understand one
another thoroughly. This team will
certainly be in good shape to play their
first game.
The Punahous will have many new
men this year and although their team
is light their superior head-work and
fast playing will make up what is lost
In weight. Walker, Fuller and Bah
bitt comprise the coaching staff and
are doing all they can to put winning
team in the field. Frank Hatch who
has been with the team for the last
three years viii act as captain. Lyon,
a new man from the University of
California, is showing up in good shape
and no doubt will hold down posi-
ton in the line. Captain HUMPHREYS is
trying for quarterback and does good.
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
n ~ I'd "a I'd III NJ x II
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Mr.. Labouchere. the veteran editor
of London Truth-he is seventythree-
takes it all back He suggested that
EngIish-speaking people adopt the
Japanese banzai, meaning success or
good fortune" instead Of our "hur-
rah," which means kill" But a cor
respondent having called Mr.. Labou-
chere's attention to the fact that banzaE
means long life" or. more accurately
a hundred thousand years" he takes
it back II am not a worshiper Of Mr.
Chamberlain as a politician he now
says but as a man bear him no III
will; and I would not wish hin-nor,
indeed, to my worst enemy-any fate
so horrible as living for a hundred
thousand years"
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better. Crozier and Sharp tied for sec
ond place thereby qualifying for the
finals.
Bechert won the second heat with
Lubbock second. It was a close and
exciting finish in the second heat and
each put forth his best endeavors to
best his opponent
The final heat will take place next
Saturday at 4:So p. m. and some ex-
citing sport may be looked for.
There is some very good material In
these boys and Kopke deserves credit
in the way he has coached them to
swim the famous Cavil stroke.
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Berkeley Has Close Shave.

BERKELEY, Oct. 30.-Yesterday
afternoon the little team of Pomona
College drawn from a student body of
only $50 went up against that of the
University of California with over $500
students and was defeated by the close
score of to 0. The only score of the
game was made in the middle of the
first half when Pomona fumbled
place kick near the California goal and
the California men took a brace and
carried the ball down the field Pomo
ma had the ball in CALIFORNIA; territory
practically all the time and deserved
to have won. Twice it looked as if the
Blue and White was going to cross the
last white line of the Blue and Gold
but fumbles cost both touchdowns.
Twice Pomona tried field goals when
near the California goal and if her cap
tain and kicker had been able to play
it is certain that she would have scored
as he is reputed to be sure kicker
Pomona had the fastest team that
has ever been seen on this coast since
the Carlisle team that defeated Berke-
ley to some years ago. Play after
play was fired into the Berkeley line
before the Blue and Gold giants got
walked up. Pomona was outweighed
nineteen pounds to the man but the
swiftness of her style of play made the
big collegians look like a prep school
team and furnished a text for a roast
from Coach Hopper after the game was
over. Pomona expects to win the
championship of the Southwest again
this year. She has already defeated
Throop Polytechnic Institute. AZ TO 0,
and St Vincent's College, 95 to 2
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zvorl .eBilP' Campbell is also making
a hard fight for quarter Both men
are fast and use good judgment. 1t IS
a question which man will get the
Mace. The Judd brothers will be
strong factor in the Punahou team
this year. Two of these boys have just
returned from the East where they
nave had the advantage of football at
ifs best.
Each team seems to be in good shape
- is hard at this early date to try
and pick a winner. There have been
few men injured on either side ana
If things continue that way ooth Teams
will go on the field in the PINK Oh con-
dftion.'' -
The Fl. A. C. team is quartered at
the Healani Boathouse and are tram
ing hard to condition themselves '.s.
Dawes. a new man, viii act as captain
of the team. This team wiz o -. aS
s+rone, Il not stronger than the team OF
10n1
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EVERY SUNDAY AND THURSDAY
S~e~6~9~0~0
LOCAL CRlCKETERS VICTORIOUS.

At match played on the Kahului
MAUD Polo grounds on the 10th inst.
the following We're the scores:
HONOLULU FIRST INNINGS.
C. P Morse, Lindsay, Nicholson 0
S. Beardmore, bowled Nicholson. SO
r. Anderson, bowled. Nicholson. Is
]. R. NJ. Maclean, stumped, McNicol l
r. r. Cation. BOWED, Nicholson...
r. A. Jordan. bowled, Nicholson. 0
F. Harrison, Won Tempsky, Nc
Nicol ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. 8
w. L. Stanley, C and b, Nicholson. 4
A r. Hatfield. not out 2
T. Gill. bowled, Lindsay ........... 1
s. Jordan, bowled, Lindsay 0
Extras. .....-....--.......... 10
Total Observation-Disclosures. IA
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Free Course In Physical Culture. =

Beginning next
Sunday in these
columns the Ad-
vertiser will give
a free series of
Physical Culture
lessons written by
Prof. r. A. Woods
of the Woods In
stitute. Those not
having the means
or time to take
personal instruc-
ton can ftaIr1g
through / ne Sc
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Shooting.

Doves are again plentiful down the
road and sportsmen are coming home
with we'll filed bags. At wafalua the
doves are numerous. the rice is in cock
and the doves have come from the
mountains TO feed on it.
Dan Renear who has just returned
from an outing at Haleiwa reports that
doves. pIovers and ducks are there in
thousands. He and F. ]. Church on
last Saturday bagged sixty plovers.
These birds We're enjoyed by the guests
Of the hotel on sunday. Dan was very
proud when he displayed the first
brace of ducks that he has killed on
these Islands.
Church claims that he has found a
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and Healani teams will swim their 800
yard relay race. Each team viii con-
sist of six men and the race VIII be
swan in so yard relays. Kopke who
swims in the championship event will
swim the last relay for the Myrtles ana
Renear will wind up for the Healani
Club.
The two piers will afford an ideal
stand for spectators. They are directly
along the course and close to the swim
FnerS
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Handicap swimming Race.

The swimmers from the Iron Works
held the first and second heats of their
handicap race yesterday afternoon. The
Bishop slips were lined with men from
the Works and others who are inter
ested in swimming.
Kopke won the first heat in handy
style beating the other contestants
about one length. He. showed good
speed and if pressed could do much
eI.Asl.Asl.Ael.Asl.A
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Kimokeo Enters swimming Race.

sNsfstOASC AssstSsS EN~SSs
Kimol<eo the fastest native swimmer
in the Islands has entered the 100 yard
open championship race. This makes
three entries, Renear. Kopke and XII
mokeo.
Kinokeo defeated Renear in 1897 and
since that time Renear has been
anxious for a return match. There are
many who think that this will be the
closest race ever seen here and are
anxiously awaiting the outcome of this
event.
The race viii take place next Sunday
morning at about 1880 between
the Bishop slips. a handsome silver
cup has been hung up as a trophy and
the winner Will carry home valuable
prize.
After the 400 yard race the Myrtle
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kams vs.. High School.

Tomorrow at $3.50 p. M, the haiiis
and High school will Jungle the pig
skin, These two elevens meet on
p,,,a,,o,, field in the third game OF the
scholastic League. Each of these
teams has been defeated by the Pu-
nabop bows. the score in each case pc
;ns about the same. Looking at 'he
80 from the two scores, it will be
Y.rv even thing and hard fought
an,a may be looked for.
The High School boys nave Deen
stranpthened by the addition Oh Green
and Sherwood at guard. De
FRIES win play behind the me
-, bovs have been improving
~ Under the instruction OF Prof. ilop
xsood and they feel confident tha' my
viii take the II. s measure III,
The team that wins this game WI.
800 second in the race for the peh<'.51
and as neither team wishes - o,,i1I
last Mace it is sure to be an ul''i---
fight or both sides. -, az
& The teams viii face each oeiiei
High High school-Green. c: Sherwood .,,.a
IJghtfoot (c.), T. g.; Chi,,iiis
10Th /: Padaken, r. u Chliiiis
worth. /. e.; En- Sue. r e. n n
a. De Fries, L h.; Clark, T. h-' non =
Kams.-Kaeo. c.; Robinson 4 81.
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- -
NOW OPEN |
AT
kapiODani Park

THE AQUARIUM WILL BE OPEN
- Week days from 10 O'Clock a. nj. t.
p. m. and from TO $3.50 o'clock p. ~
On Sundays it will open at / p. M.
ADMISSION will be FREE OF
Thursdays. On other days a chaGBs
gtn be made of 10 cents to adults and
{ cents to children under fourteen years
u age.
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Here sir shouted Popley at his
seven-year-o take that cigar stump
out of your mouth. How dare your
Why, when you throwed it away
1 thought you was done with it," re-
piled the youngster with a surprised
air.-PhiladeIphia Press.
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JESS
WOODS
EDITS
IT

F. Harrison, Won Tempsky. b Nc
Nicol. acknowledgements.
W. L. Stanley. W, Lindsay.
A. r. Hatfield, not out.
T. Gill, bowled. Lindsay.
c. Jordan, bowled. MeNicol.
Extras.
Total, .....:.....; ........... 10:
MAUI SECOND INNINGS.
]. n. $ Williams, and b. Beard
more. Observation-Disclosures.
w. Sparkes. c and b, Beardmore...
w. Tougher, run out.
w. Ault. bowled, Beardmore . I
d. c. Lindsay, bowled. Beardmore.
T. Nicholson, run out........... 2
A. McNicol, bowled, Maclean.
Harrison, Morse. 20
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Arnold, l. g.; Hamauku. T. t.; MANU-
lsona, l.. t.: Maioho. T. e.; McCandless,
l. e.; Morton (c.), a.; Desha, T. h.;
Oliver, /. h.. Meyer, f.
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The usual games of baseball viii be
played at Kapiolani Park this after
noon.
The Aala team will cross bats with
the Pacifics. Anderson will shoot the
benders over the pan for the fast Aa-
la sIuggers.
Uncle Sans men will explode sheiis
amongst the IronwOrkers. Both the
Ironworkers and the Pacifcs have
stronger teams than they have present.
ed before this season and are looked
for to put up a sitter fight.
The first game will start at 1870 p. m
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Baseball.

any one who win bring a gun fine
shooting at this game bird.
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Learn Fencing"

One of the best of exercises combiner
with keen mental discipline.
An art that teaches GOODNESS. self
control. judgment. concentration ana
at the same time gives one a most
graceful carriage of their whole body
A sure cure for nervousness and =
preventive of consumption.
Learn the fascinating art OF The
foils in your own home from:
Richard H. Carvin
Late Physical Director OF the unitaE
States Army.
Address Hawaiian Hotel
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1904-01-02
UNDERMINING THE NATION.
The Germans Innocent aud Health
full beverage, and What
Ii ~ Doing.


To those who are constantly praising
the Germans innocent and healthful
beverage" we commend the testimony
Of some of Germany's most distinguish
ed sons:
Said Luther: Every country has it's
devil. Our German devil is a good wine
skin. The man who invented beer brew
ing was a pest TO Germany" Said
Melancthon: I'VE Germans are swill-
ing ourselves to poverty, are swilling
ourselves to disease, are swilling our
selves to he'll" Said Bismarck: IF
1t were possible to extend the field of leg
islation SO that protection could be af-
forded to wor6men against the demon of
drink-this Diabolus Germanicus-a
large portion of the social question
would be solved" Said Won Miguel: 81
want an imperial law that will combat
the excessive use of alcoholic drinks"
Said Won Moltke: "One of Germany's
greatest foes is the abuse of alcohol"
Never, perhaps. has the liquor prob
lem presented in Germany a more seri-
Gus aspect than it does to-day. Germany
is coming to its senses; and, having ar
rived at that painful destination, con-
templates an annual national drink bill
of $750,000. 900 for an annual consump-
ton of 81 gallons per capita. Beer has
grown so cheap that servants demand
1t and children are brought up on it. II
is widespread dogma that proper
German man." and especially a German
student. must be good, safe drinker;
otherwise, he is called "a soft, slow sort
of chap
AS the German people come to real
lie these absurdly scandalous condi-
tons. they begin to heed what their own
savants tell them-that $50, 900 Germans
are dragged to the police court every
year because of excessive drinking; that
nearly a third of the German lunatics are
made so by alcohol; that four-fifths OF
the German idiots are children of drunk
ards; that half the expense of asylums,
orphanages and jails is the indirect
product of intemperance;. that "the in
crease of the consumption Of beer in
south Germany, and especially in Ba-
varia, has caused the death rate from
heart, kidney and liver diseases to rise
very rapidly" and that the shocking
number of accidents in factories is in a
great measure traceable to alcoholism.
Nor will any candid German gainsay the
Prussian statesman's declaration that
the drink plague is literally gnawing
at the marrow of our nation, and con-
ceals in itself danger for our further
development in every field OF progress. {"
While the minister of education said:
Gentlemen, it cannot be denied that IL
the hand of reform be not soon brought
to bear on this canker that is consuming
the marrow of the German nation. We
shall be confronted with conditions that
viii in sooth be lamentable. Nation
al Advocate
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1904-01-02
BEANS LEAD TO ALTAR.
Boston Baked Variety No Longer Has
Any Terrors for This Smart
Young Jerseymnn.

There isn't much romance in the
common or garden variety of beans
Anybody will be willing to admit that,
but when baked in the Boston manner
they seemed to promote matrimony if
IN the meantime they do not swell the
membership of the suicide club.
Otto l.. StoelIler formerly lived in Jer-
sey City, Not long ago he went to Bos-
ton-that is, most of him did-and OBJ
tanned position.
His heart-as the story book tells it
was left behind in the keeping of Miss
Josephine Staubinger. of Griffith street,
Jersey City. They were both young and
were to have been married in two years.
But they had recll oned without the
Boston baked beans. Otto took up the
burden of life in Boston and daily the
burden became increased by baked
beans. This went on for some time and
then he sent call of distress, headed
towards Jersey City. A letter from him
to friend announcing that he is to be
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1904-01-02
DOG WITH A SCENT.
No Trail Too Cold for His Truly
Marvellous Powers.
Displayed His Good breeding and
Delighted His Masser-Scented
Ehirty-Year-OId Coon
Track Under Ground.

This is a story of a dog with a re-
markable scent. 1t was discovered in
a recent number of the National Blood
hound Magazine, which is published in
Fort Wayne, Ind, and the town is cele-
brated for the veracity of its citizens.
The magazine contains photographs
of noted hound breeders out in that
part of the country and all of them are
looking pleasant. Two or three dogs
look as If they were laughing and some
of the type is askew. No wonder, for
the story IS there. 1t has even upset
the equanimity of the dog jury in the
trial of pup for chicken stealing, de-
picted in the frontispiece.
The story has to do with coon dog
that picked up 30-year-old coon track
covered by a foot of earth.
That was nose to make 'coons climb
a tree.
Gee! No wonder the pictures are on
the grin
This is the how of it: Away back in
, 1875 ministerial gentleman named
Webster squatted on land near the place
where Anthony Wayne fought the bat
tie of the PROSTATE timbers He was
making drain pipe one day from an
adobe-like clay, and while absent from
his task for moment to tong a hop
coal from the fireplace to the bowl of
his pipe, big, fat raccoon, in running
across his dooryard, stepped on a piece
of unfinished pipe.
At the moment when the coon put his
feet down the clay was in receptive
mood, and the animal made a lasting
impression. Mr.. Webster saw coon
signs in his handiwork, but not pos
sessing a destructive temperament he
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1904-01-02
TEMPERANCE IN AUSTRALIA.
nnhutn the Last King Of the Maoris
Takes the Total Abstin-
encc Pledge.

N Temperance and prohibition bulk
largely in the latest New Zealand pa
pers, says the London Chronicle. Ma
Auta, the third and last of the Maori
kings, who recently renowned his
sovereignty and accepted seat In
the upper house. has publicly taken the
pledge by way of encouraging native
chiefs to go and do likewise.
In the districts around Dunedin. the
Caledonian center and the commercial
capita! of the colony, some scores of
public houses have ceased to exist as
such through the operation of the local
option poll that accompanied the recent
general election. AS this was the big
gest compulsory closure of public houses
In New Zealand history some of the lead
ing dailies sent down special cores
pondents to report and describe antici-
pated scenes" But editorial foresight
was at fault in this instance. There
were no scenes worthy of the attention
Of picturesque reporter, probably be-
cause there was no LIQUOR available as a
mott e power. The hotels had timed
their supplies to last just up to com
.pnisCry closing day. Many private
house s in these districts are now private
hotels, we'll supplied with liquid refresh
ments.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1904-01-02
SATURDAY, JANUARY 2, 1904
WHAT HAVE WE DONE TO-DAY

We shah do much in the years 20 come,
But what have we done to-day?
We shall give our eSfd IN a princely sum.
But Whist did We give to-day?
ne shaI. lit the Heart and dry tho tea1.
we shall plant hope in the place of fear,
We shall speak the words OF love and cheer;
But what did we speak to-day?
we shall be Sc kind IN the after awhile.
But what have we been to-day?
We shalI prlnS 90 each lonely life smile,
but what have We brought to-day?
We snail give TO truth a gr@nder birth.
tnd TO steadtast ;aitk deeper worth.
we snail teeu the hUngo~ins sous OF earth;
But whom have We ied to-day?
ne Sha4i reap such Joys IN tie by-and-by.
But what have We sown to-day?
We shall build US mansions in Tie sky.
But what have Ne s.tlt to-day?
lis sweet in iGie dreams to bask.
ent mere and now Go We DO cur task?
2es. this is the thing our SOUS must ask,
What have we done to-day"
National Advocate.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1904-01-02
Queer Trade Commodities.

Most people nowadays hear a LOT
about the conservation of waste, but
looking through the catalogue of
traders of various kinds it is astound.
fng what number of eccentric com.
modities are utilized for trade mr..
poses. The skins OF millions of cells
are tanned and used as leather for
bootlaces; frogsl1in has become one OF
the most beautiful and useful articles
known to the binders of fancy books
and the makers of fans; walrus whis,
kers provide the most elegant tooth.
picks known to the modern man Of
fashion; and beetles of certain kind
are exported by the hundredweight
for use on theatrical dresses.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1904-01-02

married soon throws light on the sub
ject. II is as follows:
Dear John: | cannot stand Boston
baked beans much longer. For nearly a
year this dish has been set before me
at breakfast, dinner and supper AS you
know, | have strong will power, but il
has been broken down completely by
the everlasting and ever present baked
bean. After due elaboration have de-
cided to get married at once, SO that ]
may have something else for meals be-
sides beans. Josephine has consented
and thank goodness there is prospect
OF my sitting down To table and not
finding beans on it. The Boston baked
have no more terrors for NE now. Re-
5oice with me for my lucky escape"
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1904-01-02

not only report for orders to his divorced
wife, but he must pay her alimony of s.
weekly, and that may come hard, fol
Mrs. Helmess told the court that hereto
fore she had always supported her hus.
band.
Il paid the rent and household ex-
penses for six years" the wife explained
"and gave John little money each week
to spend. He got only a small salary
and spent it all on himself"
You have not asked for alimony,'
said the court
NO" Mrs. Holiness replied. with q
smile; "all | care for is the divorce"
We'll, I'll allow you alimony of SIS q
week. AS head of Mr.. Helmess' depart.
ment | suppose you can see that he paw.
it"
Il can" the department head An.
swered.
Il wonder whether she will discharge
her eX-husband or raise his salary when
she gets back to the store?" WHISPERED
woman who was waiting her own turn
for a divorce.