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The Lamar register., 1904-03-16
10000 Plant. for lee.

This is a remarkable offer the John
A. Salzer Seed Co, La Crosse. Wis.
makes. They Will send you their big
plant and seed catalog. together with
enough seed to grow
i.J00 fine. solid Cabbages.
1000 delicious Carrots.
1000 blanching, nutty Celery.
1000 rich. buttery Lettuce.
1000 splendid Onions.
1000 rare. luscious Radishes.
1000 gloriously brilliant Flowers.
This great offer is made in order to
induce you to try their warranted seeds
for when you once plant them you
will grow no others, and
ALL FOR BCr lGc POSTAGE,
providing you will return this notice,
and If you will send them 20c in post
age. they will add tc the above pack
age of the famous Berliner Caulifower.
CIV. n. u
The Lamar register., 1904-03-16
Deafness Cannot Be Cured

by local applications a. they cannot reach the die
cised portion Of the There Il only one way 10
cure deafness and that j. by constitutional remedcs
Deafness Is caused by an inhamed condition OF tle
mucous lining Of the EustAchlan Tube. When tins
tube ia innamed you haN a rumbllng sound or i'm
perfect hearing and when It is entirely closed Deaf
Is the result and unless the Inflammation can he
taken and this tube restored u It's normal cund
tnn. hearing will be destroyed forever; nine cases
out Of ten caused by datarrh. which Is nothing
but an infiamed condition Of the mucous surfaces
We will give One Hundred Dollar- for any case pi
Deafness (caused by catarrh that cannot be cured
by Halls Catarrh Cure. send for circulars, free. -
+. j, CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o
Sold by Druggists, I5c.
Take Hairs Family Pills for constipation.
The Lamar register., 1904-03-16
General Duffield of tho Union Army,

Writes: ~ have used Peruna in my fam
lily and have found it valuable medicine,
and take pleasure in recommending it to
all who suffer from catarrh of the stomach
or who require tonic of efficiency. Tho
Cairo, Washington, ID. G.
The Lamar register., 1904-03-16
Brigadier.GeneraI Kirby

Writes: 81 can recommend Peruna to all
who are afflicted with catarrh. General
d. 4. Kirby, Washington, ID. g.
The Lamar register., 1904-03-16
General Abbott, of Washington, D. c.,

Writes: Il am fully convinced, that your
remedy Peruna is an excellent tonic.
Many Of my friends have used it with
the most beneficial results for coughs,
colds and catarrhal trouble. Ira C.
Abbott, 9O6 NJ. St., n. w, Washing
ton, d. c.
The Lamar register., 1904-03-16
General smaIls, Beaufort, S. c.,

Writes: ~ have used Peruna for ca
tarrhal trouble and find it beneficial and
to be all that it promises, and freely give
it my unqualified recommendation. Rob
ert Smalls.
The Lamar register., 1904-03-16
General Mcbride of u. s. A.,

Writes: 81 have no hesitation in rec
ommending Peruna to all persons who
arc afflicted with catarrhal troubles."-
]. d. Mcbride, 45o Pennsylvania Ave,
N. w, Washington, ID. c..
The Lamar register., 1904-03-16
General Lumax of Washington, d. c.,

Writes: ''I' can cheerfully recommend
your remedy permanent and effective
cnre for catarrh, colds and to any one
who needs an invigorating tonicIto build
up their system.'-L l.. Lumax, 1903 18th
ST. Washington, d. c.
The Lamar register., 1904-03-16
Captain yarneII, of Washington, DC, 1,

Writes; "Your medicine, Peruna, I be-
licve to be the best medicine for catarrh
on the market. 1 have taken only n small
amount, and can see very beneficial re-
suits. w. G. Yarnell, 23o2 Lincoln street,
n. E., Washington, d. C.
The Lamar register., 1904-03-16
Gen. Powell, Hecker Post No. 443,

Writes: "After using one bottle of Pc
runa / became convinced of its curative
qualities, and continued its use to date.
All symptoms of catarrh have disap-
peared, yet continue its moderate use as
a preventive, and an old mans ton:c."-
w. II. Powell, Bellcville, Ill
The Lamar register., 1904-03-16
General Longstreet of the Confederate
Army,

Writes: 81 can testify to the merits of
Peruna, both as n tonic and catarrh
remedy. Peruna enjoys the greatest repu-
tation as a catarrh remedy of any medi-
cine yet devised. James Long5treet,
Gainesville, Ga.
The Lamar register., 1904-03-16
Brigadier-G General King of Confederate
Army,

Writes: 81 unhesitatingly state that I
am convinced Peruna is medicine that
will effect all the cures that is claimed
for its use."-J. Flovd King, Washing
ton, d. C.
The Lamar register., 1904-03-16
28 ARMY Generals Send Letters Of Endorsement To
The Inventor Of The Great Catarrh Remedy, PerI-na.
General Butler of South Carolina,

Writes Il can recommend Pcruna for
dyspepsia and stomach trouble. l have
been using your medicine for a short
period and feel very much relieved. 1t is
indeed wonderful medicine besides a
good tonic. .n-M. c. Butler.
The Lamar register., 1904-03-16
den. sebring Of the Confederate Army,

Writes: Il can cheerfully recommend
your valuable remedy Peruna as very
excellent tonic, and also good for coughs,
colds, catarrh, and general debility
W. H. Sebring, 1873 W. 4th St, Jackson
vile, Fla.
The Lamar register., 1904-03-16
Brig.-deneraI scheII Benefited.

"Poruna is indeed wonderful tonic,
and for coughs and colds l know os
nothing better."-F. NJ. Schen, Washing
ton, d. c.
The Lamar register., 1904-03-16
General Erwin's Recommend =.

"Many of my friends have used Peruna
rs dyspepsia remedy with the most benc-
fetal results. John b. Erwin, Wash
.ngton, ID. c.
The Lamar register., 1904-03-16
General Noske of O. v. u,

Writes: 81 commend Peruna to those
who are troubled with colds producing
catarrh as a most efiicacious cure and as
a good general tonic. ."-Cbas. f. Noslie,
2l3 b st. N. W., Washington, ID. c.
The Lamar register., 1904-03-16
General BigeIow Cured.

Gen. j. G.. Bigelow, 151 Q ST., n. W.,
Washington, D. c., writes:
'Peruna has made me well and it has
given me more than ordinary strength and
spirit for work.
Gen. O'Beirne of Washington, D. G.,
Writes: "As many of my friends and
acquaintances have successfully used
your Peruna as catarrh cure, 1 feel
that it is an effective remedy, and I rec
ommend it as such to those suffering from
that disease as most hopeful source of
relief"-James Il. O'Beirne, 900 Bread
way, Washington, d. c.
Gen. Chase, Asst Adj. Gen'I, q. A. r.,
Writes: "The excellence of Peruna as
n cure or relief for catarrhal disturbances
is we'll established. Many of my friends
have been benefited by its use."-B. +.
Chase, 2s Harrison St, Anacostia, d. c.
General s. s. Yoder of Ohio,
Writes Il have found Peruna to be a
wonderful remedy. | only used it for
short time and am thoroughly satisfied
as to its merits."-S. S. Yoder, Washing
ton, d. C.
General O'connor of U. V. Legions,
Writes: "If you are suffering from ca
tarrh or physical debility, Immediately
commence the use of Pcruna. 1t has been
of the greatest benefit and service to
many of my friends, Dennis O'Connor,
73S 32nd St, n. W, Washington, d. C.
Gen. Wright of the Confederate Army,
Writes: 81 take pleasure in recommend
ing Peruna. 1t is II remarkable medicine
and should be used by persons who are iu
need of n good tonic and by sufferers from
catarrh. Marcus Wright, 112i Corcoran
St, Washington, ID. c.
Gen. HawIey of Washington, d. c.,
Writes: II have used Peruna and find It
very beneficial for kidney trouble and espe-
cially good for coughs, colds and catarrhal
troubles. "A. +. Iawlcy.
Gen. UrelI of Spanish War Veterans,
Writes "Many of my friends have used
Peruna with beneficial results as an
effective remedy for catarrh M. Emmett
Urcll, sl3 I2th St, N. w, Washington,
d. c.
Other Army Generals who praise Pc
runa are:
Brigsdier. General Cook of Wash
ington. ID. c.
General Sypher of Washington. DC.
General Middleton, Hancock Regi-
nIenf, u. V. u, Washington, ID. c.
If you do not derive prompt and satisfac-
tory results from tho use of Pcruna, write
at once TO DIR. Hartman, giving full
statement of your case, and he will be
pleased to give you his valuable advice
gratis.
Address DIR. Hartman, President of Tho
Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, Ohio.
The Lamar register., 1904-03-16

The little Roosevelts have given M the
little badger that was given them by n
Kansas girl. They couldn't stand being
badgered by him.
The Lamar register., 1904-03-16
General TaIIey of Pa, Vol. U. s. A.,

Writes: "Your Pcruna has been used by
me and my friends as n relief for catarrhal
troubles with the most beneficial results
runa that ! do not hesitate To give it my
recommendation" VIM. Cooper Tnllcy,
713 d St, N. L., Washington, ID. G.
The Lamar register., 1904-03-16
Gen. Payne of Washington, d. c.,

Writes: Il join with my comrades in
recommending Pcruna to my friends as an
invigorating tonic to build up tho sys-
TEN. Gen. Eugene i. Payne, 40s 4th St.
n. w, Washington, ID. G.
The Lamar register., 1904-03-16

A man who is never down on his
own knees may be down on the Chi
ncse, or even the japanese.
The Lamar register., 1904-03-16

How much did YOU pay for that
leopard skim" Two hundred dollars
SPOT cash.
The Lamar register., 1904-03-16

school teacher says there is no
fixed rule for ascertaining how many
rods 1t takes to make a wiseacre.
The Lamar register., 1904-03-16

the impatient question.
well. sir. in my opinion there is
only one thing
And that is?"
Wait and see what happens!"
The Lamar register., 1904-03-16

lido not believe Piso's Cure for Consumption
has an equal for coughs and colds.-Johs y
BOYER, Trinity Springs, Ind, Feb %, 1900
The Lamar register., 1904-03-16

Many a schooIhoy who cant tell how
many square rods there are in an acre
knows that round rod makes an
achcr
The Lamar register., 1904-03-16

The proposed exhibition of talking ma
chimes at the Worlds Fair 10 not likely
to prove popular. Where would We come
The Lamar register., 1904-03-16

Mr.. Cahokia Cat the couccrtJ-Ciec
Wasn't that a high nptel Miss lIowli
mes-You mistake. 1t was not q. II
was a.
The Lamar register., 1904-03-16

the site Of his birthplace as that site
seems to have been overlooked by Mr.
Carnegie.
The Lamar register., 1904-03-16
All Up to Date Housekeepers

use Defiance Cold Water Starch, because IL
is better, and 4 OK. more OF it for Same
money.
The Lamar register., 1904-03-16

The two girls Were of the same age,
within Il week but wheIT one said that
she twenty years old. the other
wouldn't own that she was twenty too.
The Lamar register., 1904-03-16

H1rr permanently cured No fts nervousness after
, hrst days Of Dr. kiines Nerve ksstor
or, Send for FhEt: ~ 90 trial bottle and trratso-
Dr. L. H. KLINE, Ltd, 0Jl Arch Street, ihIadUph Pa
The Lamar register., 1904-03-16

You can do your dyeing in half an
hour with PUTNAM FADELESS
DYES.
The Lamar register., 1904-03-16
General S. S. Yoder of Ohio,

Writes: Il have found Peruna to be q
wonderful remedy. l only used it for o
short time and am thoroughly satisfied
as to its merits.'-S. S. Yoder, Washing
ton, d. c.
The Lamar register., 1904-03-16

When ward politics get into n bad con.
dtion they are never cured by ware
The Lamar register., 1904-03-16

Papa what sort Of plant is a news
paper plant 1T is usually made into pi.
my SON.
The Lamar register., 1904-03-16

she calls him her intended. Are they
engagedY' No. but she intends to marry
him.
The Lamar register., 1904-03-16

Mrs. WInstow's Soothing Syrup.
For children tcething sofenH the gums reduces In
Illumination. Lllays pain, cures wind cole. 25c bottle
The Lamar register., 1904-03-16

Do Your Clothes Look Yellow?
Then use Defiance Starch. IL will keep
til EN- white--l6 OF. for 10 cents.
The Lamar register., 1904-03-16

The, woodman first cuts tree.d down and
tfleu he II ...a.-.
The Lamar register., 1904-03-16

Stops the Cough and
Works on the Cold
Laxative BrOmo Quinine Tablets. Price 2oc.
The Lamar register., 1904-03-16

The Best Results in Starchine
can be obtained only by using Defiance
Starch, besides getting OF. more for same
money-no cooking required.
The Lamar register., 1904-03-16
General o. connor of U. v. Legions,

Writes: "If you arc suffering from ca
tarrh or physical debility, Immediately
commence the use of Peruna. 1t has been
of the greatest benefit and service to
many of my friends, Dennis OConnor,
73S 32nd St, n. W, Washington, d. C.
The Lamar register., 1904-03-16
Gen. Chase, Asst Adj. denT, q. A. R.,

Writes: 1.-The excellence of Peruna as
n cure or relief for catarrhal disturbances
is well established. Many of my friends
have been benefited by its use."-B. +.
Chase, 2s Harrison ST., Anacostia, d. c.
The Lamar register., 1904-03-16
Gen. Wright of the Confederate Army,

Writes: 81 take pleasure in recommend
ing Peruna. 1t is II remarkable medicine
and should be used by persons who are iu
need of good tonic and by sufferers from
catarrh. Marcus Wright, 1724 Corcoran
St, Washington, D. c.
The Lamar register., 1904-03-16
Gen. UreII of Spanish War Veterans

Writes: "Many of my friends have used
Peruna with beneficial results as an
effective remedy for catarrh. M. Emmett
Urell, sl3 18th St, N. W, Washington,
ID. c.
Other Army Generals who praise Pc
runa are:
The Lamar register., 1904-03-16
Gen. HawIey of Washington, d. c.

Writes: 81 have used Peruna and find 1t
very beneficial for kidney trouble and espe-
cially good for coughs, colds and catarrhal
troubles. "A. +. Hawlcy.
The Lamar register., 1904-03-16

Take TAX I IIairs II Family rms for constipation.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-12-10
The "Trave,er Retnrns.n

Johnny Poe, Of the Tiger Poes, of
Maryland and PRINCETON, is the acthor-
ity for brand-new ''retirn-trip" story,
which, he says, was played out in the
Baltimore station of the Pennsylvania
road between the ticket agent and a
very provident colored man. The latter
had asked what it would cost to send Il
corpse out to Birmingham. Ala.
The same as we charge an adult
live person." was the reply.
The negro studied a moment and then
asked, Say, boss. whit would hit cost
fer return ticket?'
"A returnY queried the surprised off,
cial. I'VE don't usually sell returns in
such cases, but. if you really want one,
It would be $32-just a. it would for
live adult. But why in the world do you
want a return for a corpse?"
''Well. subj" explained the colored
man, hits dis away; Is bin a-wonder-
in wheder hit wouldn't be cheaper to
took hit down dar, an let all de folks
hab look, an den bring hit back, rud-
der dan hab 'em all up hyar a'boa'din'
on me fer week. Warwick James
Price in Lippincott's.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-12-10

Arlington, Ind, Dec. 5.-(Special)-
Mr.. w. a. Hysopg, the photographer,
who moved here recently from Sapp,
KY, is firmly of the opinion that
Dodds Kidney Pills are the greatest
Kidney Remedy the world has ever
known.
J I'm the years 1901 and 1902" says
Mr.. Hysong, land for some time before
] was afflicted with Kidney Trouble.
Ny joints were sore and stiff and fin
ally got so bad l could not turn In bed
without assistance. In the spring q
1903 was induced, by friend, to try
Dodd's Kidney Pills, and after using
one and one-half boxes l was and am
EtilI completely cured. Several of my
neighbors, too. used DOdd's Kidney
Pills and In every case they did as
recommended"
Cure the early symptoms of Kidney
Disease, such as Backache, with
Dodd's Kidney Pills and you Will never
have Bright's Disease.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-12-10
Hard to Be identified.

A stranger came into an Augusta bank
the other day and presented a check for
which he wanted the equivalent in cash.
Have to be identified" said the clerk
The stranger took bunch of letters
from his pocket all addressed to the same
name as that on the check.
The clerk shook his head.
The man thought a minute and pulled
out his watch. which bore the name on
its inside cover
Clerk hardly glanced at it,
The man dug into his pockets ami
found one of those Observation-Disclosures
Observation-Disclosures" cards, and
called the clerks attention to the de-
scription, which fitted to a r.
But the clerk was still obdurate.
Those things don't prove anything, .
he SAT-. We've got to have the word of
a man that we know"
But. man, I've given you an identii-
cation that would convict me of murder
in any court in the land"
That's probably very true" responded
the clerk. patiently, but in matters con
nected with the bank we have 70 be more
careful. "-Pttsburg Index
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-12-10
TIGERS BESIEGE A VILLAGE.
The Maneaters Have Killed Several of
the Inhabitants

The police station at Katigora was a
Few days ago the scene of great excite
ment and horror when the corpse of un-
fortunate Nidan Patni, who met his la
mentable death from the claws of a
tiger, was carried there for inspection.
-Four persons were killed during the
course of few weeks. besides Il number
of persons mauled; while carrying away
OF cattle Is going on almost every day
Inc tigers that have caused so great a
havoc here are now proved to be four
IN nnmber-One tiger, one tigress and
TWO big cubs-and our sympathetic dep
uty commissioners is said To have offered
q reward for the destruction of each of
them.
The ferocioua brutes, having taken
their abode by the side Of the only im-
portaRt road leading from katigora 10 the
village Gangapur, have practically laid
siege to the village, with the result that
communication on foot has been stopped.
Several attempts that had been made to
afford relief to the unfortunate villagers
We're all unsuccessful
\ party OF local ShiiarieS. mastering
strong and equipped with firearms.
marched into the jungle at the head of
our energetic Naib TehSildar Maulvi Ma
hommed lsral t. hunt the TIGERS. but
with all their efforts they could not make
the master stripes come out Of their re-
tesS. ~ lie NEXT uaN, however, another
party. consisting Of four European gem
tlemen. with large number of coolies,
surrounded the jungle and succeeded in
aFOusing the tigers. which managed to
escape through the line without giving
the hunters an opportunity Of diScharying
bullets
They pursued the animals and made
them swim across a heel. 1t is Il matrer
of regret that the brave hunters failed
TO hit the animals. while they were strue-
Cling in the water, although a good num-.
Der If shots were fired. The tigers got
10 the other side OF the heel Without
oncountcring further opposition and fell
upon the said Nidan ratni. who was
grazing cattle near his house. and killed
him an the spot Weekly Indian Chron-
icle
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-12-10
Old War Horses.

These old horses never forget the calls,
no matter how long it has been since they
last heard them.
One day some years ago, when / was
passing an open lot in the outskirts of
Chicago, / found a boy trying to play an
old cornet While the boy and | were
at work on the cornet, an old negro ash
hauer came along driving an animal that
had once been a good horse but was now
only a collection of skin and bones. The
horse stopped when he heard US and
stuck up his ears. | came to the con
clusion that he had once been a cavalry
horse and asked the old negro where he
had got him. From a farmer he said.
l could not find a ~. S." on the horse:
he had probably been discharged so long
ago that his brand had been worn off.
But taking the cornet l sounded the sta
BILE call, and the horse began to dance.
Hold fast to your lines, now, uncle"
/ warned the old negro, II am going to
make that old horse do some OF the fast
left the cavalry" Then, beginning with
the call for the gallop, | next sounded the
charge, and the old plug went plunging
up the road at his fastest gait, dragging
his wagon after him. ] gave him the
recall next, and he came down to a walk,
much TO the relief of the old negro. He
said that this was the first time he had
ever seen the horse run. He had never
been able to get him to go faster than a
slow walk before. You don't feed him
well enough to get him to do much run
ming" | told him. '"rhat horse, when
he did have to run, got his twelve pounds
of corn and all the hay he could eat
every day. Forest and Stream.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-12-10
Christmas Cards.

The Christmas card, as we know il.
has an origin easily traceable, md it is
not more than tifty-five years ago since
the first was designed. The artist who
claimed to be its originator. and who
was, at any rate. the first to see its pos
sibilities, was w. c. T. Dobson, Il. A..
who, when quite young man. in 1871.
was prompted at Christmas to make a
little sketch symbolic of the seasons joys
and festivities. and to send it to friend.
1t seemed to give great pleasure, and the
next year Mr. Dobson determined to fol-
low up the idea on large scale. and by
having his card photographed was en-
abled to send copies to twenty-five or
thirty friends. The delight with which
they were received was so great that Mr.
pobson was quick to perceive that ne
had found out new pleasure for Christ
mas.-Exchange
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-12-10
Neighbor Merely to Look At.

A Lincoln woman with a love for color
and curves not only expects her neigh
bors to keep their premises and them.
selves in a state of continuous neatness,
but has also expressed preference for
neighbors who are personally attractive
to the eye.
Just look there. now" she exclaimed
one day. Isn't that the dearest. sweet
est soul of a neighbor? Her coloring is
exquisite and her gowns trail So grace.
fully that | love to see her on the lawn.
How ! shall miss her If she ever moves
away"
DO you visit back and forth muchg''
was asked.
"Never, I don't want to talk to her.
only to fast my eyes Nebraska State
Journal
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-12-10
WHEN CHRISTMAS COMES.

Have you any old grudge you'd like to paw.
Any wrong laid up from a bygone day.
Gather them all now, and lay them away
When Christmas comes.
Hard thought are heavy TO carry, my
friend,
And life is short from beginning to end:
Be kind to yourself, leave nothing to raenI
When Christmas comes.
To you know some fellow stranded and
poor,
As good You. but with much to endureg
Do not forget him, however obscure.
When Christmas comes
Are there not some little ones, fair and
sweet.
Who know not as yet what they have to
meetI
Perhaps with joy you could make their
hearts beat
When Christmas comes.
Any cloud you can lift from hearts of care.
Any kind word needed try TO he there,
And always add help To svmpathy's prayer
When Christmas comes
due
Remember the gift presented to you
La the long agO.and try to he true
When Christmas comes.
William Lyle.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-12-10
Those VasSar Girls.

Not long ago, apropos of the humors of
the lecture room, DR.. Woodrow Wilson
told of an instructor in astronomy at
Vassar college, who in elucidation of a
certain point made the following observa-
.ior: SIN astronomy, to determine the
another is admittedly difficult"
At this juncture the lecturer was an
noyed by half-suppressed laughter in the
rear of the classroom. May inquire"
remarked the instructor, sarcastically,
what unconscious humor lay in my last
statement?"
Il beg pardon" exclaimed the fair stu
dent who was responsible for the inter
ruption. 1T merely struck me that the
difficulty was nothing compared with the
same problem in love. '-Woman's Home
Companion.