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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-05-24
speech ia Limerieks.

Among the many bright toasts given
at the banquet 10 superintendent Chris
Jensen at the Commercial club Satur-
day evening was the following set Of
Limericks by Miss Eta Powers. whose
school gardens at the Riverside have
won her much commentator. Miss
Powers was introduced by TOastmaster
Baton in the following lines;
There is a young lady named Powers
Whose passion is teaching and flowers,
When asked 30 disclose
Some things that she knows,
She consented; the pleasure is ours.
Miss Powers lines were as follows:
Here's to the. lords of creation:
We hold them IN sweet contemplation
But We're glad there are others
To keep our dear brothers
From veXing the world with stag-nation
Here's tC the principal women,
Who know they are always the swim in;
Though their numbers are rare
They are stiH the World S Fair,
And they are the ones with the vim in
Here's to the superintendent
And heres TO his newest descendant
May their lives be historic.
Sans Group paregOric,
And their Joys be both deep and resplen-
dent.
go
Here's TO our toastmaster, Eaton
At hearts he is hard TO be beaten,
But he told me himself
He'd Dcen laid on the shelf
And that's why there's no Mrs. Eaton.
Here's 20 our summer vacation;
We seize it with joyous elatiOn.
And when we come back
May we ride I'm q hack.
Our purses stil filled with elation.
Here's to the future before us;
May the sunshine forever be Ger us,
And when we are gone
May the world stlil move on
To our music both sweet and s0nor0us.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-05-24

timists. even TO the extent If continue
ING to believe in men aho have robbed
him more thau once.
Money. I'm The opinion of Mr. Warde.
IS thing to BE divided with ones
friends. ana il ones friend needs the
whole amount lac SHOULD have it with
ont delay This splendid actor and
man has made several fortunes If he
had been of a nisgardly disposition he
would NOT be today i'm bankruptcy
court After ALL though, we doubt IL
DE would give the memory of the sood
he has done for an the fortunes that
could be gathered together
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-05-24

BREAKFAST FOOD
Bill's TERRIBLE Time.


A salt Laker just back from ST.
Louis tells tale OF awful suffering By
one Of Utahs foremost statesmen and
writer's The uamet Of the man who
told the story is withheld. because he
has a family and Is ill prepared 60 die.
The story runs thus,
The mayor of Ogden, with that fore
thought which has characterized all his
transactions that involve his personal
welfare had wired 60 a St. Louis hotel
the money necessary TO secure him a
room during his visit TO the fair. The
receipt OF the money was acknowledge
ana The reservation made. With much
cOmplaceucy, therefore, The mayor
looked forward TO his stay in So. Louis.
He arrived there last week and app
peared at the hotel He declared him-
self ana asked for his room.
Wen said the clerk, after taking
a critical look al him. you may be the
man who reserved this room. but you'll
have 20 get yourself Identified
DO I look like an impuster2 indig-
uantly demanded Bill
II am not prepared T. commit my
self as 20 what you look Ike; I'm tell
ing you what youll nave 10 DO 10 get
Say. young man, 90 you know who
j amp
ono. / don't. That's what the trou-
bic is"
Wen. sir.-Im telling YOU ] am the
man who reserved that room"
yes, sou told me that once before,
but you must NOT forget what state
you're in.
DO ] get. that room
You don't until you show you're en-
titled 20 it,"
Look here. my boy. guess you
don't know who you're tooIu with 1.
the mayor shouted. throwing out his
chest, ''am the MAYOR OF OGDEN.
You're the WHAT
MAYOR OF OGDENt"
What's that2
Its the greatest business center in
line west. chief commercial city of the
state of Utah. and I'm mayor of iJ.
you the mayor of town. said
the clerk. "HO! HO! HOi Cut DC out!
My lips are cracked already. Ihat
a new one, Mayor of a town. no.
HOl HO. Oh YOU little joker you.
Don't let them get hold of you on the
pike! There won't be any other show
if you do! HO! 10! HO.'
The mayor was obliged 10 hunt up a
Utah man TO identify him Then he
was shown to his room and kicked.
This room isn't good enough Tor me
to live inl7 he shouted.
Mighty sorry" said the clerk. but
it's an YOU get This is fair time. II
veu don't want it come downstairs ana
get your money. Lots OF people mere
to take it at the price.
Bill decided 10 keep the room. Bu,
wait Tin I get back home, he iold
the clerk III give you an advertising
i'm NV two papers that you won t 1Orsel
pretty quick.'
"Thatu be all right. Ring if you
want ice water" said the clerk
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-05-24
Notice ii Assessment

MAY DAY MINING & MILLING
company Principal place Of business
salt Lake City, Utah.
Notice is hereby given that az a spc-
CiaI meeting OF the directors held on
the Goth day of May 1885, an assess meHt
Of 3 cent per share was levied ON the
capital stock of the corporation, pay
able on or before the 23d day of june.
1904 10 john Campbell secretary. ST the
office Of the compans room 4 CONNER
ciai block. salt Lake CItF. Itan
Amy stock upon which this assessment
may remain unpaid on the Z3d day of
june, 1901, wiz be delinquent and adVer-
tised for sale AT public auction! and un-
less payment is made before. win be
sold on the lith day of July 1904 al 2
clock p. M 20 pay tho delinquent ass
sessmeut, together with lhe cost Of add
FcftisiHg and expense on sale.
JOHN CAMPBELL. Secretary
Room Commercial Block. Sait lake
cts, Utah
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SOCIETY


samuel Newhouse entertained a
double box party OF friends al lhe pias
last evening, followed by supper dJ
mis- home. His guests were Captain
and Mrs Sturgis of Fort Douglas Mrs
A. u. Walker. Miss Helen Gillespie
Miss Aileeu Maclean. Miss Jasmine
Young, Miss Emily Read, c. W. W NIT
ley, Henry Peery ana J. u. Goodwin.
The marriage of Miss Catherine Cul-
meU and Frank Roberts viii take place
this evening at $3.50 al the home of the
brides parents, Mr.. and Mrs. III. l. A..
Gunner, on O. street. The bride VIII be
attended by Miss Florence Gunner and
Harry Roberts Will be the best man.
Mr.. and Mrs. a. b. Witcher enter
tanned al a box party last evening,
their guests being Mrs. a. A. Adams,
Mrs julia Adams and Mrs Isabel
Pitts. Later The party together with
Miss Maud Adams enjoyed a supper
at the home of Mrs. Pitts ON South
Main street,
AIFs James W. Neil and Miss Violet
Neil left New York Saturday for Chi
cagO. They viii spend short time
there and win go to ST. Louis about he
end of next week They Will be at the
exposition for about fortnight
Miss Blanche Burke is i'm Omaha Wis
iting friends. She VIII return about the
middle Of june!
Mrs. Russell L. Tracy rs IN the east
visiting at her old home. She viii
spend the entire summer away.
Mrs Egbert Roberts win be at home
after today with Mrs. McCrea, on East
First South street.
Mrs. ~ H. Dunn of Bingham is in
the city at the Wilson.
Mr. and Mrs. n. III. Walker enter
tanned at a theatre party last evening,
their guests being mr.. and Mrs. l.. II.
Farnsworth and Miss Lena Hague.
mr. and Mrs. Leroy Dinwoodey viii
Z be at home a & their new apartments
ln the Miller flats after june 10.
Mrs. Roy Mckay win be the guest
/ of honor at "a luncheon TO BE given to-
morrow by Mrs II. II. Charming.
Hugh Satterlce eutertains at a sup
per this evening az the University
club.
/ A number of theatre parties win be
given this evening. even It it is a
second night
Clarence Crapo, who has been thC
guest Of SIR and Mrs. Ernest Bam-
/ berger has returned TO his home ir
iowa.
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UTAH.
GENERAL BANKING BUSINESS


Itching piles produce moisture and cause
itching. this FORM as Wen MS Blind.
bleeding or PTotruding Piles are cured
bv Dr B0-san-kO's Pile Remedy STOPS
q far "a druagists on sent by m2il- Treat e
fze frea Write nae about your case. Df.
fassnya. Phiia.. Fa.
authorization Dru- CO.. distributors.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-05-24

youngest piauists in the city, She win
be assisted by Miss Agatha Berkhoei
and Roy Williams, yioiinht.
Mrs C. z. Richards has gone to Colo
RADIO Springs 10 spend some time with
her parents. Dr. and Mrs Horn.
Miss Zulu Houtz OF Provo is in the
city, the guest Of Judge and Mrs Wiz
liam II. King.
Mrs. I. Findley of Denver IS at. Row
land Hall TO remain during The COM
mencement exercises
Mrs. Ellen Elliott leaves this MORN
ing for visit Of some time in Grand
Junction ana Denver.
Miss Helen Boyer of Spriugville is iu
the city for short time.
Miss Edith Lindsay daughter Of
john Lindsay. is In the city from Boise
enjoying rest at The home cf her par
ents
The marriage Of Miss Nell Femme
more and win L. King took place last
evening at the home of the brides par
euts, Mr. and BITs. James bennemOr4.
Z The ceremony was performed at $50
By the Rev. Mr.. Hogan of Gordon
academy and was Witnessed by only
the relatives and intimate friends. Miss
Harriet King was the bridesmaid ana
/ @. A. Finn was the best man. The
ceremony was followed by a wedding
supper, at which about a score were
entertained. the house was decorated
throughout with white and green, the
Nr.1F =
party presenting an especially attrac-
tive sight. The bride wore "a gown of
champagne wolfe over white silk and
carried brides roses. Miss King wore
"a dainty dress of pale blue and carried
red roses. Mr.. and Mrs King left Oh
the midnight train for the north They
VIII De al home after June ID at 500
South Second West street.
G. Julian Harvey. who has been at
( tending the St Louis College If
Pharmacy. has returned to Salt Lake
where. he will spend his vacation.
A china shower was given by Mrs.
VIM. @. Thomas in honor of her
daughter, Miss Beatrice, ar her home
on @ street Friday afternoon The
rooms were beautifully decorated, The
parlor and library in white and green,
ana the dining room M pink ana NHilc-
Miss Thomas was the recipient Of
handsome collection OF china Some
original games were played during the
afternoon, musical selections rendered
and refreshments served. Those en-
vited were; Mrs. A, j. BEETLES. Mrs, r..
d. Rhodes. Mrs. II. L. Thomas, Mrs.
Conner Thomas, Mrs. John l.. Henry,
Mrs q. n. Butler Mrs. Ben Tibbey.
Mrs Geo. H. Robinson Mrs. Norris
Sommer. Mrs w. T. Brooks, Airs.
Henry K. Weber, Mrs, j. II. MCCrystal,
Misses Mary Thomas. Bertha CrOzier-
Mayme CahoOn, Edna Tibbey, Patti
Pritchard Florence Sears, G.. Colburne,
Humphrey, Maud Cahoon, Florence
Robinson, - Mabel Robinson, Lily
/ Thomas, Emma Thomas.
The marriage of Mrs. Aiyra McGinnis
and Franklin Turrain Winny took place
in the parlors of the Hotel Herald al
2:30 O'Clock yesterday afternoon. Mr..
and Mrs. N. j. Kennedy VIII give
dinner in honor Of their wedding next
Thursday. Mr.. and Mrs WiHny viii
leave in a few days for their home In
RpCfou Mass
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-05-24
Dvspepsia Tablets.

Tt is not thought the deuuuciatiOh
of the sIOng range" fOrecasters by the
regular. government observers is in
spired by professional Jealousy.
The problem confronting Mr. bowen
is TO convince the voters OF the sJdLe
that q congressman usefulness m
cre6ses with each reelection.
Mr.. Fat Lee of Park City is a Chi
Dsmau and Mrs. Fat Lee IS fuh-Dlood
me s0uaW. Their home has been glad
deDed by the arrival of little SON
Now viii the state bureau or statistics
oblige us by figuring out that Kid S an
cesTy2
Horses play an inconspicuous part lH
modern horse racing judglng oy tne
effect of the withdrawal or the tele-
graph service.
Mr.. Jerome's recent activity IN pur-
suing rich gamblers renders his cnance
of breaking into. high society mighty
slim.
Now that the pOlygamy queslloa ha7
heeu taken up we may at last look lot
unanimous action by the MeJhooisl
conference.
We refuse to believe there is any
danger of the Panama revoluuonlsts
attempting 10 steal the gold Love OF
liberty. not filthy money acluales
those heroes.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-05-24

A FreHchman VINO has JUST died IN
Iowa left three widows 10 contest for
bis estate. lie must have looked upon
death as welcome release from his
earthly troubles.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-05-24

William Jennings Bryan says he ex-
poets TO attend the ST. Louis conven-
ton as "a delegate. Wen rather. And
he'll probably make the big meeting a
lot LEeLIer than Il might otherwise be.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-05-24

The marriage of Mrs. AIyra McGinnis
and Franklin Turrain Winny took place
i'm the parlOrs of the Hotel Herald al
2.30 O'Clock yesterday afternoon. Mr..
and Mrs N. j. kennedy VIII give
dinner in honor of their wedding next
I Thursday. Mr.. and Mrs WiHny viii
leave in a few days for their home in
Boston. Mass
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-05-24

girls boys
apparel closing regards
give particular emphasis purchase
York about by buyers
express
opportune big gradu-
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-05-24

Arrangements have been made,
through the Marconi uiteless tele-
graph, 90 publish a daily paper on one
of the trans-Atlantie lines The man
who wants 90 set away from every
thing IS finding the task harder ala the
time
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-05-24

recital s6moFfoW evening for her little
son, John Putnam. Hho is one 0t the
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-05-24

Clarence Crapo, who has been the
guest of SIR and Mrs. Ernest Bam-
berger has returned TO his home ir
iowa.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-05-24

A number of theatre parties viii be
given this evening. even if IT is
second night.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-05-24

G. Julian Harvey. who has been at
tending the St Louis College If
Pharmacy. has returned to salt Lake
where he viii spend his vacation
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-05-24

A Chicago preacher declares that the
smoot inquiry was q mere trick on the
part Of the AI0rmons to- get their doc
uines before the world However. We
SELF nstigated the inquiry on con-
lributed amy money TO ils support
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-05-24

The necessity for blowing up the
Russian cruiser B-gatyr. caused by the
fast that she went ashore off Vladivo-
slok. reminds us that IL is always
rlsesI to keep baltieships in the water.
where they are supposed 90 belong. AS
a result of this experience. the COM
mander OF the Bosatyr viii probably
change his system
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-05-24
No Sale I'm Fans Has lEquaIed
This 900 HALT Prices Gnd L@SS9

The assortment is beautiful. 1t is opport
needed: White and all tints.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-05-24

Mrs Ellen Elliott leaves this morn
ing for a visit Of some time in Grand
Junction and Denver.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-05-24

Miss Helen Boyer Of Spriusville IS iu
the city for d short time.
Miss Edith Lindsay. daughter Of
john Lindsay, is IN the city from Boise
enjoying rest at The home II her p4r-
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-05-24

Mrs. L. Findley OF Denver Is at Row
land Hall TO remain during the COM
mcncement exercises
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-05-24

hugh satterlee eutertains at sup
per this evening al the University
club.
Weekly Arizona journal-miner., 1904-11-23

'But want odds," replied Nickel vey, "you have been offering to bet six to one."
 'Yes, and I'll stay with it, twas the prompt rejoiner, Eff Roosevelt fails to carry the country I'll roll six peanuts with one toothpick to your one pea nut on Parker.'
 The bet was made with the agree ment that the loser perform the feat tomorrow in broad daylight. After ward Sonnenburg said: "Of course, I won, but 1 want to tell you how my father lost the same kind of bet. He lives at Valparaiso, Ind, and in 1896 was for Bryan. He bet and had to roll peanut up a hill mile long. It all most crippled him for life, and he hasn't got over the effects to this day. He stayed with Bryan in the next election, but now he is a solid Roose- welt man,
Weekly Arizona journal-miner., 1904-11-23
DEFEATED EDITORS.

Two Arizona editors were showed in the late election, Perkins of the Mar tinez Herald and Jones of the Flag staff Gem. Perkins says that he had no money to put into the fight, that it takes all he has and more too to keep his plant agoing. Jones makes the following comment on his defeat :
 Thereafter this paper will be more of a religious paper than a political one. We have to do something to square ourselves for the lying we have done in behalf of ourself and others. We are glad the agony is over, and that we are no longer the prey of the buns who worked us for the drinks and meals for the past thirty days.
 i've have wined and dined the voters praised their wives and intended wives, and have kissed the ugliest ba- bies, whose faces never came in con- tact with water during their natural lives; we have hugged all the old maids in Coconino county that would let us, regardless of age, color or pre- vious condition.
 "We find ourselves now without friends, influence, money, credit or a meal ticket, and those owing us will come to cur relief at once. No apolo- gies or excuses will be received, unless they bear the trade mark of the sender that is, gold, silver or currency. We will be found at the Gem office during business hours, unless we are lodging our creditors. Yours for a long time
Weekly Arizona journal-miner., 1904-11-23
STATEHOOD ON AGAIN.

But a few weeks hence and then again will begin the discussion of the famous statehood measure. The uni verasl opinion prevails outside of Arizona that the joint measure as it will be then before the senate for final action will be sustained just as it passed the lower house, in fact since the election this opinion is practically the result. Oklahoma has thundered in approval of the joint admission, and this argument is materially weighed and offsets the sentiment prevailing in Arizona against it, which with New Mexico in the republican column gives to the measure so far as this territory is to be considered as a factor in the issue. no prominent rat ing whatever. Many eastern papers view the question in this light, and in addition to expressing a belief that the notorious question should be set tied and that too in the December cCoolOAs 6CCIIOnd1 lDlcIcSlS partisan considerations and as so en- patically expressed in Arizona. The duty of the territory of Arizona is plainly manifest. Practically we will have to buck the other three remaining territories. No other avenue is open to thwart the issue. It behooves all people of this country then to face the matter as it exists. Unfortunately we are handicapped to begin with. A democratic delegate will represent us at the closing of the present session, and another democrat steps into his shoes to continue the work on these lines. It is an open fact, that the fate of this territory on this matter is then, one of the gravest ever to face
Weekly Arizona journal-miner., 1904-11-23
A TRUE ARIZONAN.

Ex-Governor Murphy, of this terri tory, is paying his old and familiar haunts a visit today. H has been met by the many of his old time friends and admirers, and each com pliment him upon his youthful ap- pearance, his old time characteristics in personality, in short all extend to this genial ArIZonan wholesome well come. The governor, on the other hand, immediately digresses from the personal and branches out into dis cussion of national politics, and pecu- liar as it may seem, he has run onto nothing but the Missouri element of democracy, so far as returns are heard from. Today he was laying for Hon. J. c. Herndon, but the latter richoted up the street, and then the governor singled out the lesser lights in politi- cal channels of that belief, from that busted thoroughfare. Mir. Murphy is from the thickest of doIngS in the na tion, and while he is not surprised at how Arizona threw itself loose with its vote, he cannot conceal or mantle his genuine affection for the old territory, and simply states what other substan- tial people believe, that as factor in doing good for the material welfare of the country, the late vote again de- monstrates that as an integral factor in the political balance of the west, we have again rubbed it in on the powers that be and we are as much of a commodity in being up to date and onto ourselves as a fly speck on the barn door is to be weighed in consid- eration from the avalanche that has spoken the other way so plainly and emphaticalIy. The governor still maintains that joint statehood for Arizona is to be condemned, and be- fore such a disastrous measure sue ceeds, the territory should strive to retain its identity on the lines that are prevailing today, and combined eff fort should be made to this end and at this particular time.
Weekly Arizona journal-miner., 1904-11-23
SHOWS HIS HAND.

Associated press telegrams of recent date contain the interesting informa- tion that Judge Parker of presidential ambitions, has fiatly become identified with some of the most prominent trusts in New York city as one of their at torneys. He has formed a copartner- ship, in other words, with William Sheehan, and among those interested in the companies he will legally fight for, is August Belmont.
 Mir. Parker's attitude on the stump in the late campaign was then one of deception to democracy, hot air pro- position, in other words, and the hard est blow democracy has ever sustained. Nothing in political annals of this nation has or can equal this great acrobatic political performance and of all transactions in the political sphere it is only equalled by Missouri going republican. The hard nut democratic crackers of the trusts will grin, and the Arizona supporters of the late MT. Parker will lay very low also. It will soon be in order now for Mark Smith to come out fiat footedly for union statehood with New Mexico. Nothing surprises the peOple as to the elasticity of democracy when run into it's hole, and when it has to show its hand.