The Savannah morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1900-current, 1904-07-24

is Tree to go anywhere he likes where
they are not particular. Constichoo-
chlon provides that tn President shall
nave 10 put up with darby cookin', but
IN vice President is permitted to eat
out. lVry mornin' it is his business to
eau at tn White House an inquire
afther tn Presidents health. Whin told
that tn President was niver betther
ne gives three cheers an departs with
a heaVy heart. TIL feeling iv tn Vice
President about tn Presidents welI-be-
IN is very deep. On rainy days he calls
at tn White House an begs tn Pris-
ldent not to to sc out without his rub
bers. He has Mrs. Vice President knit
MIN shawl to PROTECT his throat again
IN night air. If tn President has a
touch iv fever, tn Vice President gets
touch iv fever himsilf. He has tn
doctor on tn phone durin' tn night q?
Doc, hear tn President is onwell.' he
says, 'Cud do anything FIR him-an-
nything like DRAWN his salary or an
pintin' tn posmasther at Injynnap-
oils? 1t is principally, Hinnisy, because
Nv tn Vice President that most iv our
Prisidints have enjoyed such rugged
health. TIL Vice Prisidint guards the
Prisidint an tn Prisidint afther sizin'
up tn Vice Prisidint concludes that it
wud be betther FIR tn country if he
shud live yet awhile. Dye know says
tn Prisidint to tn Vice Prisidint, 'ivry
time l see you 1 feel tin years young
err 'Ye'er kind wurruds, says tn
Vice Prisidint, brings tears to me eyes.
, My wife was sayin on'y this mornin'
how comfortable we ar-re in our little
Hat Some Vice Prisidints have been
so anxious FIR tn Prisidint's safety
that they've had to be warned off tn
White House grounds.
Aside firm tn arjjoos duties iv
lookin' afther tn Prisidint's health, it
is tn business iv tn Vice Prisidint to
preside over tn deliberations iv tn
Sinit. Ivry mornin' between 10 an
II, he swings his hammock in tn pa
lachial Sinit chamber an sinks off
into dhreamless sleep. He may be
awakened by Sinitor Tillman pokin
Sinitor Hoar in tn eye. This is wan
way tn Sinit has iv deliberatin' If
so, tn Vice Prisidint rises firm his
hammock an says: Tn Sinitor will
come to ordher.' He won't says tn
Sinitor. oh, very WE'LL says TIL pre-
sidin' officer; he won't and drops off
again 1t is his jooty to vigorously en-
force tn rules iv tn Sinit. There
ARE none. TIL Sinit is ruled be cour-
tesy like tn longshoreman's union. TIL
Vice Prisidint is not expected to butt
in much. 1t wud be a breach iv SIM
toryal courtesy FIR him to step down
an part tn sinitor firm Texas an tn
sinitor FIR Injyanny in tn mid
die iv a debate undher a desk or
whether Northern gintlemen ar-re
more gintlemanly thin Southern gin
tlemen. 1 shudden't wondher If he
thried to do it if he was taught his
place with tn leg iv a chair. He isn't
aven called upon to give a decision. All
that his grateful country demands
firm tn man that she has ilivated to
this proud position on tn toe iv her
boot, is that he shall keep his opin-
yons to himsilf. An so he whites away
tn pleasant hours in tn beautiful
city iv Wash'nton, an whin he wakes
up he is ayether in tn White House or
in tn sthreet. I'll niver say amy
thing again the vice PRESIDENCY. 1t is
a good job, an is richly deserved by
ayether Hinnery Gassaway Davis or
Charles Fairbanks. An. be hivens,
I'll go further an say it richly de-
serves ayether iV Thin"
Has tn candydates accepted tn
nommynation FIR Prisidint?' asked Mr..
Hinnessey.
No" said Mr.. Dooley, 9TH comities
haven't med UP their minds whether
they will give tn Dimmycrat nommy-
nation to Rosenfelt an tn Raypubli-
can nommynation to Parker, or vicy
varsy. 1t don't make much difference,
anyway"