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The Wichita daily eagle., 1904-04-01
3.ooi 0a1 STREET EDITION.


MARY had a little sheep.
She ate it with mint sauce:
1t went with her to school that day
And MARY said twas boss.
Ill III
AN OLD CODGER'S QUOTATIONS.
a manly husband and a womanly wife
are the two essentials TO happiness.
When man falls in love with a woman,
all the other women wonder at his taste.
Selah.
A French heel four inches high and a half
inch in diameter may be style, but Oh,
Lord
Widows are popular because they dis
pense with the kittenish ways Of girls.
The fawn and kitten business is over
done by girls.
If a girl is neatly dressed in an appro-
pirate gown of subdued color, one
which does not attract attention invol-
unfairly by its showiness. you may be
sure she has a big stock of common
sense and is capable of a great deal in
a business way and will probably make
an Incompatible wife.
Some young ladies put on such excessive
agony IL company in handling a fork
with the little finger sticking out like
fsh-hook that ii gives one pain in the
solar plexus TO dine them. And these
same girls at home and in private will
eat with their thumbs and stick that
same little fish-hoOk OF a finger in the
gravy andlick il off
iloC)oN
Even that great philosopher, Herbert
Spencer. thought his writings were a little
superior to anything in print The vanity
of great men is even more amusing than
that of pigmies.
-(o). .(o)-
The man who kicked that hat carly
this morning and found no stone under it,
is still hated by the boy who lost it.
-:-:-:
No doubt there was a bombardment of
Port Arthur today. Didn't you hear the
guns?
The Wichita daily eagle., 1904-04-01
THE PRoBAsLg DURATION OF TIE WAR.

The drift Of opinion among soldiers dipomatists and
economists says the Worlds Work is that the war will
not end quickly easily Even Japan be as success
ful land she has been the sea- Russia can keep
up defensive indefinitely. She has enormous treas
TIRE. almost unnumbered men and great persistence and
Japan cannot invade Russia proper II cn the other
hand Russia should be successful land she
wade Japan; and the continue hostties fo
. very long time. There never q nation that went
The Wichita daily eagle., 1904-04-01
KANSAS CURRENTS

W. r. Stubbs says that ne does not
want J. r Burton's seat. And the Atch-
/ ison Globe remarks: The worst Of it is,
/ Stubbs takes himself seriously
Judge John Madden. Of Emporia. is be
! ing talked Of as the Democratic nominee
/ for governor This is unjust TO the Judge
/ for his bitterest enemy will have To ac-
knowledge that Mr.. Madden never fell
| from grace farther than the Populist
! shelf.
The postOffice employees won in tine bas-
ket ball tournament at Newton. -Four
/ teams contested.
T. P. Murphy, farmer Of Harvey
/ county. has announced his entry into the
representative race. He and c. A. Sea-
man have the track all to themselves.
The material for the first Of the new
steel bridges in this section on the Santa
Fe. which is to be put in at Belle Piaine
| over the Ninnescah. is being gotten on
the ground.
Newton has citizen who finds "One
Who Was There none too prosaic with
which to sign a society item.
The woman's Federation Of clubs has
been aching IN DO something which
prompts the Emporia Gazette 10 suggest
that the women demand of the courts
that the court room he closed when
woman has To testify of the closer rela-
tions in the home.
Tom Cordry. IN the salina Journal de-
clares that Macbeth" was disappoint-
ing That tragedy AT Wichita Ap-fl 2
has raised the standard of taste above
the productions Of the stage.
Leroy Beebe Of saiina. has been sued
for divorce By his second wlfe. she al
leeiug that he has forced her q pswn her
Jewels. He probably needed the money.
and didn't want to be elsssed ss an In
dian giver.
The Christian church a, saIiaa cele-
brated It's thirteenth anniversary Tucs-
-day-
NJ Bozzie was aued 3 for being drunk
~ Arkansas City the other Gay. And nos
his friends suspicion that 81 some tine
Bczzse slipped ia Tor al o = cca-
frmed-
Already ihe friends - the mex, COVER
rur of Kansas friends who we're nct
acquainted Eith HIN SIX months ago
and friends who knew him ssx haa-
drc5 months ago. are writing reoar1-
rTferdations - ire usrsVs rseTs TEflf al
e them ~ satisGed With 4 lefter -
thanks from TIE Nan wiih the JOBS p
4 skating rt-k tou-za rn~rt vas hela ~
Hutchlnsoz IaEt night Newton partlel-
pagsd. tvo hundred strong
The Supplement- gotten cut - the Wiz
field F'Tee Prsss = the l1ssisgt8ens =
the citv is t0gn-nugider TIE slr-fe-
rented regular edition hezts TIE zpe-lal
kind with ths pros7sct.ys investor ~ hol-
.Q~
Pratt has an iocusato- coz;szt The
man who has hatchs3 tzsaty-to7sr sh-exs
= II the less
: Cons, Springs '-ircorTiSftls'' hzs
been ,Hs-ue - - wirkout a ho-ae ser-
teucs has be%a ssEpensec. ard the vagng
mar Is % ~ SO; 70 scho1s He HAY -
creciafe re ki1snsss. BIT W1ls re1 Fasssxs
for TearH - fC-rEas.
TIE sd Ussaaiea hote. oT csay cszssr
g. 70 - tgTn soEn i zas bsHs sa zs8
/. I1Es q STrzc2s~ Was ksc<ez ia fSE
b-ezxf one day izsr Eesk rk.ls iFztzg .
separate tEo aghtlng Eszl4s--a-
The Wichita daily eagle., 1904-04-01
COOP RESULTS ERoM TIE PosrAL SCANDALS.

Despite the difficulty Of bringing home 10 the offender
crimes against the government August ". Machen for
superintendent Of free delivery the first of the in
dcted postal officials he tried convicted with his
fellow conspisators several counts. Already,
suit of Machens conviction there has been clearing OF
the atmosphere il tho sophisticated circles
it has been firmly believed since the investigations began
that convictions would be secured Washington be
leved fall that the indicted would half
heartedly followed down. Il believe longer.
asserts the able editor Of Worlds Work
The Wichita daily eagle., 1904-04-01

great many very funny things happen in this world
Among the irresistible Of late is the defense
plea Of Brtons attorney that Illegal for him to
have given himself up for trial while the in
session. the is subject to
at such time.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1904-04-01

A up in Milwaukee announces that he has dis
covered that birds fy by charging themselves with elec
tricity and that he charge himself
gravation and fly The chances that charged
with Milwaukee beer and that he would have found the
gutter his lighting place
The Wichita daily eagle., 1904-04-01

The Atchson Globe desires to be recognized as an
exception to the sweeping assertion that the Eagle has
double the circulation any Kansas daily The desire
is herewith acceded to- We suspect from the high char
the paper the subscription of Globe
broadens the smile of its advertising patrons
The Wichita daily eagle., 1904-04-01

With April fool and leap years privileges
combined. there should be something do
ing today.
-
John was angry, made a fool;
Said Jim to John. now just Keep cool;
John is smiling. jim was caught,
Said John to Jim. now don't keep hot
Q..,-l..D
Great joke at our house today
How was it?'
PA saw fly in his soup
We'll, what did he do?
He thought ma was fooling him, and
he ate it,
Let the prudish note that Lady Minto.
wife of the governor general of Canada,
when she fell on the ice Wednesday,
broke her LEG, and not her LIMB.
:-t-)-'
What queer ears those Russians must
have when the word Arthur sounds badly
TO them. Arthur is a very pretty, smooth
sounding name. Probably the RuusSians
have gutteal ears, as well as vocal organs.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1904-04-01

IN P
claiming
Wichita and called scholarships
ate demanded aeo scholarships
the which Mr.
b men
The Wichita daily eagle., 1904-04-01

Mother Jones has been Of Colorado Won't
do the Mother Jones act for Kansas Mother
Nation This class Of old gadabouts simply nuisance
The Wichita daily eagle., 1904-04-01

This wcrld at present seems like q great big round
bomb. loaded 10 its capacity with fuse hanging out
ready be lighted and every nation holding
hand.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1904-04-01

The hotel men Of ST Louis having agreed to ad,
the prices during the fair have all the agreed
in scheme which Will practically double their income
per guest capita.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1904-04-01

Kansas state gets into the national sweatbox too
frequently, and still in all probability there suf
cient number of honest within her borders fill all
the offices and then some
The Wichita daily eagle., 1904-04-01

Carnegie with more money than he can make
with says that any captain industry hordes his
money low type did Andy get his nest egg:
The Wichita daily eagle., 1904-04-01

It is given out that Methodist preacher down i'll
Doodle Missouri has fallen heir immense fortune
deceased relative in jamaica and he refuses
quit preaching. We want to be shown
The Wichita daily eagle., 1904-04-01

There six shortgrass Kansas counties in which
there banks and in which there is little need OF
them; still the occupants settlers of these
al money makers.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1904-04-01

The score wives of the Sultan Suu threaten
to so strike because Uncle Sam of their
held monthly stipend while his majesty starving for
sympathy.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1904-04-01

Available candidates for the Democratic presidential
ticket growing scarce white elephants, and it
reported that wild white elephant hasn't been seen
a hundred years or more.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1904-04-01

The claim of being old may be consoing to the indi
ydUal making it but when turned charge put
the mouth Of other fellow becomes darned dis
gusng
The Wichita daily eagle., 1904-04-01

This is All Fools Day. You own as
much of it as anybody.
o-C..O-O
A PUZZLE
q. p. Morgans Pile for its Solution,)
Piker Editor: Can you guess what is in
printers mind when he is putting poetry
in type? If there are PROBATION
printers, they are miles behind probation
nurses in attending to their duty. Won
der how this will read in print.
G. T. +.
- -: -
Today is Friday, April /. Beware the
combination.
-iot. .iol-
One thousand dollars reward is offered
for the best April fool joke perpetrated
in Wichita today which isn't told.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1904-04-01

When that congressman suggested the speaker
fair specimen Of presidential ordnance Cannon of
with loud report which proved to be big laugh
The Wichita daily eagle., 1904-04-01

The federal authorities about to get a taste OF
what government by injunction is like Chicago law
yer in the interest of Bogota parties enjon the
United States from constructing the Panama canal
The Wichita daily eagle., 1904-04-01
LIKE THREAD OF GOLD.

only thought; but the work it wrought
Could never by tongue or pen be taught
For it through life like thread of gold
And the life bore fruit hundredfold"
The Wichita daily eagle., 1904-04-01

Roosevelt recognizes the fact that Joe Cannon Is
presidential gun that needs spiking.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1904-04-01

IN 1865 TIRTYNINE
The Wichita daily eagle., 1904-04-01

IN 1874 THIRTY L
appointed assistant
The Wichita daily eagle., 1904-04-01
KANSAS HISTORY REVEALS THAT

IN 1851
pointed
The Wichita daily eagle., 1904-04-01

The material for the first Of the new
steel bridges in this section on the Santa
Re. which is to be put in at Belle Piaiae
over the Ninnescah, is being gotten on
the ground.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1904-04-01

Newton has a citizen who finds "One
Who Was There none too pTosaic with
which 10 sign a society item.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1904-04-01

The postoffioe employees won in tine bas-
ket ball tournament at Newton. -Four
teams contested.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1904-04-01

T. ?. Murphy. a farmer Of Harvey
county. has announced his entry into the
representative race. He and c. i. Sea-
man have the track all to themselves.
La Junta tribune., 1904-01-06

carr, ing such parts Of il At time
as he could in . sack 10 the junk
dealers. to whom be sold il. He
Travelled back aud forth in . street
car. so the story goes
Brinkmsn had = preliminary ex-
animation before Judge Clark last
week and was placed under bonds
in the sum OF Sa5o for his appear
Ance At the next term Of the district
court. IL is said that Brinkman
was convicted thirteen years ago of
stealing bTrss from the Union
Pacific road. and served a term 10
the penitentiary for the ofiense.
La Junta tribune., 1904-01-06
nsxieso Ss1osits In Jsii.

Mary Gonzales, a Mexican wo.
man, who has been doing whole
sale job of stealing from Rocky
Ford stores, is in the county Jail
and will be tried at the present
term OF the district court. She
moved from Rocky Ford to Trini-
dad recently, and being suspected
OF the robbery, her shanty at
Trinidad was searched, where a
large amount OF the stolen goods
was found. Several Rocky Ford
merchants who have suffered from
the depredations OF the woman,
visited Trinidad, identifying and
recovering a large amount OF the
stolen goods.
La Junta tribune., 1904-01-06
ss,,es o. Shss,~ Ssls.

NOTICE Is HEREBY GIVEN THAT on
~ FRIDAY, January - iNH. at tho hour of u
e'ciark noon, At the north daes a the court
house Ia L. Jants. Colo. ] viii ell At public
auction 70 tho Highest bidder. under spd b.
foreclosure vherrby ] am directed to make the
aid sale. said execution having issued out
the :sth day OF D.co.h.r, Ron. under a
.her. prodi.x eosisied }. 4: ncCl.in. 4. o.
hcCtain, I'd ncClsin sud I'd n. Dean. oo
partner, un:sss the nsms and s,yie q Ths
Msns.nolA Lumber COMPANY. plaintiffs ". J.
H. Trent, administrator. and =. J. Rawlins. Jr..
defradants, the following deserihrd property,
to-vit: Tbs one stosy frame h.atldins situated
on tho following described real estate In Or ro
county. Colorado, tywit: Commencinx At tho
south~ west corner OF section e. township =.
~outh OF ranss - west. running thence East
SO. f-et. thence north 40 foet To the right of
~sy Of the Missouri Pacific railroad. thence
runnins along the south line OF said rixhtof-
~ay In soathve.snrly direction %. feet IN .
point N, fc-t north OF the place Of brxinninx.
thenc- running south 81 feet To the place of
hrginninx. Said building being situatssd about
onc-half milo from the town Of Olney, Os-ro
county, Colorado. Said building will bs snld
independent of the land upon which IL Is
situated.
lam-
GEORGE BARR. Sheriff.
First publication. Dcccmb-r 70. IaH
Last publication. January -. lDt-
La Junta tribune., 1904-01-06
/. Jur,. Students on for school.


"Ail the boys AMI all the guls,
who have been spending the holi
day season with home folks, were
OFF IN bunch last Sunday morning
to resume school duties at various
institutions OF learning IN the state.
Among those congregated at the
depot early Sunday morning were
the.following: Frances Robinson,
Cliffe Connell, State Normal
School. Greeley; jeanette Mackie.
John Msckie, Mayme English,
Mayme Rourke. Nellie Rourke,
Clyde Davis, Ray Carlisle, Gideon
Dodge. Chalmers Hill, John Mil
Ter, State University, Boulder;
Carl Allen. State School OF Mines,
Golden; Harry Allen, George
Nsnderschouw, Denver University;
Walter Steeu, Roy Marshall,
State Agricultural College, Fort
Collins.
La Junta tribune., 1904-01-06
Brinkmsn sn ,nsenius rh,sa.

Frank Brinkman, who was ar
rested in Denver last week by
Special Officer J. A. Riehl, of the
Santa Fe railroad company, was
an ingenius thief. He gathered up
235 pounds Of brass worth IL
nts per pound, at the Santa Fe
-torehouse. consisting principally
of locomotive bookings. Brinkman
loaded them on a car among some
ties, and as the car had been set
out when it reached the Pueblo
Yards. ne took his brass and plant
ed it in a load of coal that was
billed for Denver. He then fol
lowed il up very quickly or else
went on the same freight train.
When II arrived in Denver he took
il of the cars and hid ii away.
La Junta tribune., 1904-01-06
Rssdins Room gatsrtsisment.

DIR. James Perrine Hamilton. OF
Battle Creek, Mich, college pro-
fessor, educator and traveller, will
deliver bis famous lecture on
"Wha: Blind Man Saw in
Euorpe." at Commercial College
Hall. Thursday evening. January
9th. DR.. Hamilton has been
totally blind all his life but he will
prove that the eyes are not the
only avenues to the brain. Mrs.
Hamilton. a gradu, ate o. the Paris
Conservatory OF Music. will &C
company him and render the musi
cal programe.
La Junta tribune., 1904-01-06
Notice Of final Settlement.

Tn THE NATTER OF THE ESTATE OF
James O'Toole. deceased. Notice il hereby
given. that Saturday tn. 10Th day Of Jan
usry. A, D.. 1904. being on- Of the regular days
Of the December term Of the county court Of
Ot.ro county, in the state Of Colorado, l. Gerald
Douzhsrty. administrators: of said estate. will
appear before the judge of said court. present
my final settlement such admin istrator. pray
the approval Of the same. and will then apply
tn h.. discharged n such administrator. at
which time and place any person in interest
may appear and present objections to the same
II any there b..
IaB.
GERALD DOUGHERTY.
Administrator of the Estate Of James O'Toole.
dec~a sod
First publication, D-cember IL. 1919.
Last publication. January H. 1901.
La Junta tribune., 1904-01-06
Notice Of FINE, Settlement.
IN THE NATTER OF THE ESTATE o

IN THE NATTER OF THE ESTATE OF
Robert IDrkie deceased.
Motto. is hereby given, that on Monday. the
sth day of February, A. d.. IaDt. b-ius one ol
tn. regular days OF the December isD term OF
the County Cpur, Of Otcro County, in the State
of Colorado. Marion =. N illsr adminst rntor ol
said estate, will appear before the Judge III
said Court. present my final settlement such
administrator, pray tho approval Of the same.
and will then apply to br discharged A. such
administrator. 4: which time and piace any
person in interest may appear and present oh
icctions to the same II any there b-.
Dated at La Junta, Colorado, January tth.
Ipl.
MARION p. MILLER
Administrator of the Estate Of Robert Locke
deceased.
First publication. January 8. IfDI
Last publication. February J. IfD.
La Junta tribune., 1904-01-06
..Aa the Ole csees Roads. =

The fame OF Arthur c. Aiston's
"AJ the Old Cross Roads" Com
Pany has preceded its coming. and
It will be greeted by a large audi
euce when 1t is presented here on
Thursday Ian. 9Th at the La unts
Theatre. The tour ei this play tor
the past two seasons have been
most successful, extending from
coast to coast, and playing 40
enormous business every~
Its engagement at the Grand Opera
House. n. Y. Cisy. broke the rec
ords OF that big playhouse, which
IS noted for its enormous receipts,
the theatre during its entire stay
turning people away at every per-
Torrance. The cast IS magnIfi-
cent one and is again headed this
season by Estha Williams. who
scored such a pronounced hit in
the leading role last season. and
lanes NJ. Brophy. the well known
romantic actor. who has been re-
engaged for the part OF Doc Kerr
Manager Aston has engaged as a
special and an extra feature the
celebrated American Four Quar-
tette. This quartette. which is
composed Of Mossrs. VIM Sulli
van, Owen Mccormack. Herbert
Noble and Harry l.. Wilson, has
been one OF the most expensive OF
vaudeville headliners for the past
four OF five years and Manager
Aston was so impressed with their
ability that he has signed a FIVE
year contract with them.
La Junta tribune., 1904-01-06
Asm,nistsstes's Notice.
ESTATE OF JOHN +. WALKER. DE

ESTATE OF JOHN 4. WALKER. DE
= CEASED.
The undersigned. having becn appointed
adminst ratrix Of the estate Of John l. Walker.
late of the county Of Ot~ro in the state OF
Colorado. deceased. hereby gives notice that sho
will appear before the county court Of said Otefo
county. Colo. at tho court house in La Junta. in
said county. at the Dec~mber term, 1919, on the
second Monday in January next. at which time
persons having claims against said estate arc
notified and requested to attend for the pur-
pose Of having the same adjusted. All persons
indebted to said estate are requested to make
immeiiase payment to the undersigned.
Dated at La Junta, Colo. this 9Th day Of
D~cember. A. d. 1909.
SARAH z. WALKER
Administrative.
First publication. December I.. 1909.
Last publication. January 8. 1904.
La Junta tribune., 1904-01-06
aetIes Tor Iubsseasien.

United States Land Ofice,
Pueblo, Colo. Deeemhef s 1guN.
NOTICE Is HEREBY GIVEN THAT THE
~ the following named settler has fled notice
Of her intention Ia commute tc cash aud make
final pIoof in support of her claim. and that
said proof will BE- made before the clerk Of the
District Court at Trinidad. Colo, on January
10. 1904. viz: Mar A. Ma.on-H. Z. i11l, for the
southeast quarter northeast quarter. east half
half southeast quarter; seetioa thirty-four;
thirty-iv township thirty south, range fifty
seven west.
She names the following witnesses 10 peove
q aid land. sis: Fred P. Hee, a frineAoeo,
Colo: Au9sstine Z Se4doyal, a fsinsAssa,
Calo. Sosa + e.llov. e p noso. Coso.s 1sai
= B. <. xBREY, nasisser.
First ps,llicatiou. Dseenhsr .. M
: Last c,uhlicasioa, Jsanary n t1oA
La Junta tribune., 1904-01-06
ss.,.. =. e.ssssss,se.
usiasA essass Laal O1e.t

UaiasA 0aaass LAaA O0ns.l
,1or,css' s's:h . zhesk7 Ssa7 sis;e disss lsx4 - Il.
~ iails1is9 49, s.sasss Sss aisl es1sss q
hss i4Asetina - aaks 1nsl Ss.l I. ssVO.et a
d.. sHs Cissh a D. Hssrsss Can 8 L
Jansa, Colo, On Jsnnasy II. ~. yis: Mar Z
Rnsssal-H. 3. n ~. fos tAs snssAasse gasstss
ves4-
81 nsass tAs fnllovins vitne.sss - prose
q .si1 lad. via: CHarie. 3. Ksodaii. Wills.
n. Ander.oa. John Wilson. John Z. Wa<son-
i. A ABBEY. Register.
first publieation, Ikre~aher :. iAD
Last publicstinn, January q, tsM-
La Junta tribune., 1904-01-06
WEDNESDAY. JAN. g. 1904.
Coming Gvs~ts.

January 7th-"At the Old Cross
Roads"
January I5th-Richsrds * Pnn
gle's Minstrels.
January ISth-Psul Gilmore IN
"The Mummy and the Hum
ming Bird"
January 2nth-"Tennessee's PaId
ner."
January 2sth-Lewis Morrison IN
Faust"
La Junta tribune., 1904-01-06
Aeei,ess,e~ es evs.slsa.
STATE OF COLORADO. !
Corrrv aU OvSnn

STATE OF COLORADO, In the County
CorSTr ov OvKRo. Court
Martin G. Stephens. Gua rdian1
of KATIE Stephens and Nellie
Stephens minor heir OF Motto. of Guar
Man St-phens. dee-ased. diap's Peti-
P-tisiooef. tioo tn Mort
v. easr Real
Kate Stephens and Sellis Estate.
stephens, minors.
Re-gpodsnts.
NOTICE Is HEREB GIVEN THAT MAR
~ tin e. ssspArn.. ~uardian % Katie s.-ph,
and Nellie S4ephens, minor h~irz of
Aag STEPHENS. dce-ss-d. has this day made
application To the county court of said
county and state. tn ts prfmittrsf To mort
g.sr the northe.st quarter Of section 2,
township -. sooth Of rAngr - west. in which
said minor heir, have Interest. fo< the sum
81 CaD-O, and that the hesci on said p-sition
application has, by order o< said court be-n -~t
for the ist day Of February. isos- at 10 O'Clock
.. m
Witness. A. h. wallis. judsrr Of s.id court and
tho seal thereof at la Junia. thi. M,t day of
Dsc~mhrr, A. d.. ian.
A.. WALLIS.
tsEkLI Judre of the County Court
First puhiicatioa. January 2 lsD4.
Last publieatioa. January -. 1904.
La Junta tribune., 1904-01-06
se,,es Of A...., n.s.,.s.

THE ANNUAL MEETING OF THE STOCK.
! holders Of The IL yunta Home ConpAny
will hc hold at the county tr-asurer's ofic-, IL
Junta. on Monday: Jauusry 18th, 1901. at : -
transact such other basincss ss may legally
come before IL. "
c. BEERBOHM. SECRETARY.
First publication. January = rG.
Last publication. January II, IiN.