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St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1904-11-19
THE GIFT OF DIPLOMACY.
Engi1shman Relates an Illustrative
Instance Of It's Possession
by Americans. q

Sir Frederick Treves, on his return
from America to London, was honoced
with number Of dinners. At each q
these dinners, relates a London pa.
per. he was called on to talk shout
America, and at each he told an Amer.
ican story
"Your typical American" he said a,
a press banquet, has a highly devel.
oped gift of diplomacy: II he wants q
thing he gets it 0ithout asking for it.
Now. to get thing without asking 10,
it Is difficult, and strange are the OK.
pedients to which, In such difficulty,
the American will resort.
For example: Two young men were
invited out into the country on a sum-
mer day for lunch. The season was
dusty and dry. The young men rode
80 miles to their destination in an au.
tomobile. and on their arrival they
were thirsty, naturally.
1.-THE luncheon was served in the
open air. on lawnlike green velvet, in
the shadow of great trees: but, though
the food YVES excellent, nothing was
served to Quench the thirst.
"The two guests had hoped for ice
cold champagne. Claret cup would
have pleased them Even cool and
foaming beer would have been wei
come. But there was nothing, moth
ing.
'In this difficulty the younger Of the
two, frowning suddenly at an elderly
and pompous banker opposite him
said in loud. angry tone:
IT you want something to DRINK
sir, can't you ask for it without kick.
Ing me under the table like that"
Counterfeit Citizenship.
Official estimates are made that last
gear there were issued In this country,
or to people about to come here, more
than 100000 spurious certificates OF
naturalization. Fer the most part these.
OF course, went to a class of aliens who.
through ignorance or viciousness, would
have failed. even after due residence, to
attain citizenship II subjected to the ex-
aminations prescribed by law The
fraud is a serious one. The immigrants
who take advantage of it are less CUP
able than the rascals who make possible
tie carrying out OF the seheme.-Wash-
ington Times.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1904-11-19
HE WANTED PROTECTION.

Lawyer-No, don't think you will be
able TO obtain q judicial separation from
your wife simply because she throws
flatirons and other kitchen utensils at
the cat
Battered Wreck-But every time she
throws at the cat she hits me.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1904-07-11
VESSELS IN PORT.

ARMY AND NAVY.
U. S tug Iroquois, Niblack, (station
vesseD.
U. S. A. T. Sherman. Bruguerre, San
Francisco. July 9.
MERCHANT VESSELS.
Andrew WEIGH, Am. blk, Drew. San
Francisco, July 4.
Annie Johnson, Am. bk., Johnson, June
Is.
Charlotte, Ger. blk, CRUDE. Bremen,
June %.
Great Admiral. Am. sp., Watts. New
castle, July 2.
Irene, Am. schr., Portland. June IS.
Jabez Howes, Am. sp., Clapp, New
castle, June 4.
Marie Hackfeld. Ger. sp.. Tufts. Bre-
men, June 10.
Olympic, Am. bk., Evans, San Fran
cisco, June %.
Robert Adamson, Seville, Moji, July 2.
Solano, Am. schr., Rosich, Newcastle,
June %.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1904-07-11
PASSENGERS.
Arrived.

Per stmr. W. G. Hall, July 1o.-w. G.
Irwin. Mrs. H. Vierra. Mrs. c. NJ B.
Forster, Mrs. G. F. Winters, Jim Bush.
w. A. Coney, G. NJ. Coney. f. Crop,
w. e. Rowen. T. r. Robinson. c. w.
Ashford, r. Punke, Hon Wong, Miss A.
alderman, L Chapman, j. S. Low
Jim Bush, Jr., S. Mahelona. r. G. Hem
derson, Yukimoto Mrs. 1. Liilii. Mrs
w. F. Bush, w. E. Kerr, Mrs. C. Band
mann, Miss Soper and 40 deck passen-
gers
Per stmr. Ke Au Hou, July 10-Mr
Fisher, Wong Quon and two deck pas
sengers.
Per stmr. Claudine. July 10.-J. Castle
Ridgeway. Miss V. Anterior, Miss ].
Atherton, Mrs. w. E. Beckwith, Miss
Rice, H. Howell, j. c. Mocine, Miss E.
Hanuna, Miss K. Hanuna, J. K. Ha-
nuna, Mrs. J. NJ. Hanuna, d. Macrae,
T. P. Rosecrans, Miss Rose Kepoikai,
Mrs. Abby, S. Suga, L. Starr, B. K.
Kaiwiaea and wife. Miss Edwards. Mrs.
Bennett, Miss Mcdonald, Miss NJ. Bort
field.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1904-07-11
MANUKA WILL RETURN.

The splendid steamer Manuka, of the
Canadian Australian line, is to be in
port at least once again this season
She sails Friday for the Antipodes with
a fair list of passengers, though, of
course, nothing like the number which
arrived by her. Advices by the local
representative of the company, Mr..
Crawford, indicate that the passenger
business at the time the Manuka will
be due to sail again from Sydney, viii
fully warrant putting her into commits
sion for another trip. The Manuka has
found favor at once with the public,
and it is not to be doubted that if she
were on the run between here and
Sydney regularly, there would be some
special travel worked up by her.-Van-
couver Daily Ledger.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1904-07-11
The Mails.

Mails are due from the following
points as follows:
San Francisco-Per Sierra, July IA.
Yokohama-Per America Maru, July
II.
Sydney-Per Sonoma, July II.
victoria-Per Aorangi, July 80.
Mails will depart as follows:
San Francisco-Per Sononla and Am
erica Maru, July II.
Yokohama-Per Korea, July 10.
Victoria-Per Miowera, July q.
Sydney-Per Sierra, July IS.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1904-07-11

IF IN first class condition and cheap,
/ refrigerator and 1 meat safe. Ad-
dress with price, IT," this Office. 1886
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1904-07-11
INTELLIGENCE.
WEATHER BUREAU.

Honolulu, Alexander Street,
July 10, 10 D. m.
Mean Temperature-76.7
Minimum Temperature-73.
Maximum temperatures.
Barometer at p. m.-29.9S, steady.
Rainfall "a hours up to 8 a. mo-.
Mean Absolute Moisture-5.9 grs. per
cubic foot.
Mean Relative Humidity-61.
Winds-N.E.; force, to 2.
Weather-CIear.
Forecast for July II - Moderate
trades, fair weather
R. G. LYDECKER,
Territorial Meteorologist.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1904-07-11

AS salesman by an experienced Jap
anese just from the coast; best of ref
erences. Address "a. A. this Office.
$40
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1904-07-11
ARRIVED.

Sunday, July 10.
Schr. Mokihana, from Oahu ports.
Stmr. W. G. Hall. S. Thompson, from
Kauai ports, 4:53 a. m.
stmr. Helene, from Hawaii ports,
$3.50 a. m
stmr Claudine, Parker, from Maui
ports.
Stmr. Ke Au Hou, Tullett, from Ka-
uai ports, 900 a. M
Stmr. Kauai, from Kauai ports, 9:35
a m
DUE TODAY.
S. S. America Maru, Going, from
Yokohama.
DUE TOMORROW.
stmr Likelike, Napala, from Molo-
kaf ports.
S. S. Sonoma, HERMANN, from the
SAIL TODAY.
U. S. A. T. Sherman, Bruguerre, for
Manila, p. m.
Stmr. J. A. Cummins, for Waimana-
10 and Koolau ports.
Stmr. Re Au Hou. Tullett, for Ka-
uai ports. p. m.
Stmr. Likelike, Napala, for Molokai
and Maui ports, 5 p. m.
SAIL TOMORROW.
s s. Sonoma, HERMANN. for San
Francisco.
S. S. America Maru. Going, for San
Francisco.
stmr. Mauna Loa. simerson. for
Hawaii ports, - m.
stmr. w. G. Hall. S. Thompson, for
Kauai ports, D. m
Stmr. Claudine, Parker, for Maui
ports. D. M
Stmr. Kinau, Freeman, for Maui
and Hawaii ports, II m.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1904-07-11

SUNDAY QUIET
ON WATERFRONT

The usual Sunday quiet prevailed on
the waterfront yesterday. Five island
steamers came into port early in the
morning. The Ke Au Hou and W. G..
Hall got in from Kauai. They report
the steamer Mikahala at Waimea with
her freight all discharged. The ship
Emily Whitney is at MakaweG loading
sugar When the steamer left she had
IA. $50 bags aboard. 1t was so rough
at Koloa, Thursday and Friday, the
w. G. Hall was not able to load sugar
Fine weather was encountered in the
channel. Heavy rains were reported
on the Hamakua and Koha1a coasts.
THE SUGAR LIST.
Kauai-K. S. NJ, 600; W.. 500; NJ A.
K, 5000; G. r., 1850; Mob, $751;.
Hawaii-H. NJ, lis; H. A. Co., 2175;
P. S. NJ, 1900; H. S. Co, $40.
CARGOEs ARRIVED.
The Ke Au Hou brought UP 604 bags
paddy, 2S7 bags rice, "A bags coffee and
Is packages of sundries. The w. G.
Hall had 1929 bags sugar, So packages
sundries and 20 iron castings. The Ka-
uai brought 272O bags of sugar. 81 bun
dies of hides, 166 bags of bones and 81
packages of sundries. On the Helene
were 733 tons of sugar or 10000 bags
and 80 head of cattle from Hilo. The
CIaudine had a miscellaneous cargo
consisting of II hides, 4 horses, II sacks
corn, 108 sacks potatoes, Is hogs and 81
packages of sundries.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1904-07-11

GOOD table board can be had at 1141
Adams Lane. Mrs. Winter. 6819
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1904-07-11
LOST.
FOUND.

ON May I'd, lady's gold chain with
initials on slide. Owne- can have by
calling at this office, proving property
and paying all expenses.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1904-07-11
7-McINTYRE BUILDINC-7

Furnished Cottage at wahiawa to
rent by week or month; Terraced
Lots Palolo, view unexcelled; for sale.
a $1,000 Mortgage on business property.
Houses rented; Real Estate Auditing.
w. L. HOWARD.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1904-07-11
HONOLULU STOCK EXCHANGE.
NAME OF STOCK

Honolulu. July 9, 1904.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1904-07-11
Classified Advertisements.
WANTED.

TWO good patternmakers. Apply Ho-
nolulu Iron Works Office. 6841
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1904-07-11

SALES BETWEEN BOARDS.
Eighty Paia bonds q 500; 10 Haiku
bonds q 800.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1904-07-11
TIDES. SUN AND MOON.

New moon July 18th at 6:56 D. m.
Times of the tide ere taken from the
United States Coast and Geodetic Sur.
vey tables.
The tides at Kahului and Hilo occur
about one hour earlier than at Homo
lulu.
Hawaiian standard time is 10 hours
90 minutes slower than Greenwich
time, being that OF the meridian of 1877
degrees thirty minutes. The time
whistle lows at 1850 D. m. which is
the same as Greenwich. 0 hours 0 min
utes. Sun and moon are for local time
for the whole group
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1904-07-11
ROOMS AND BOARD.

YOUNG MAN wants room, with or
without board, in private family pre-
ferred. State terms to z. K, this
Office. 6S41
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1904-07-11
METEOROLOGICAL RECORD.
By the Government Survey, Published
Every Monday.

MEME.
Barometer corrected to 50 D. and se&
level, and for standard gravity of Lat
Is. This correction is-0s for Honolulu
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1904-07-08
Misery may love company, but tho
company seldom reciprocates.
COLORADO SUMMER SERVICE.
On the Santa Fe Railway.

The Santa Fe has announced re-
sumption of it's luxurious Colorado
Flyer, leaving Kansas City Union De-
pot 6:55 D. IN. daily through the sum-
mer season.
The equipment consists of library
smoking car, free reclining chair car
and twelve-section Pullman sleeper,
Kansas City to Colorado Springs;
twelve,scction Pullman sleeper, Okla
homa City to Colorado Springs via
Newton; ten-section Pullman observa-
ton sleeper, Kansas City to Colorado
Springs. Excellent library in observa-
ton car; also current weekly and
monthly illustrated publications for
use of Pullman passengers only. Cur
relt weeklies, monthlies and daily
newspapers in librarysmoking car for
use of all train patrons.
East-bound, this train is known as
the Missouri River Flyer. The equip
ment is the same as that west-bound.
Departure from Denver at 1915 p.
m, Colorado Springs 2:50 p. M, Pueb-
10 4:05 p. m, reaching Kansas City
at 9:05 a. m. Oklahoma City is reach
ed at 1855 p. M, next day, and Gal
weston at 9:55 a. m, the day follow
ing, by connecting train from Newton.
Whisky and the police get lot of
men into trouble.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1904-07-08
Easily Made ScarecroWs.

Mr.. Alfred Robinson of Annapolis
county, Nova Scotia, contributes his
method OF protecting young corn
plants from crows. He says: Stick
bean poles with black bottles on the
end here and there over the cornfeld.
The birds, being cunning and suspi-
cious, will regard the glittering bot
ties as dangerous and keep away from
the field.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1904-07-08
TWO STEPS
The Last One Helps the First.

A sick coffee drinker must take two
steps to be rid OF his troubles and get
strong and we'll again.
The first step is to cut off coffee abb
solutely.
That removes the destroying ele-
meIt The next step is to take liquid
food (and that is Postom Food Cot
fee) that has in it the elements ma
ture requires to change the blood
corpuscles from pale pink or white
to rich red, and good red blood builds
good strong and healthy cells in place
of the broken down cells destroyed by
coffee. With well boiled Postum Food
Coffee to shift to, both these steps
are easy and pleasant. The expert
ence of a Georgian proves how i'm
portant both are.
From 1872 to the year 1900 my
wife and l had both been afflicted
with sick or nervous headache and at
times we suffered untold agony. We
were coffee drinkers and did not know
how to get away from it for the habit
is hard to quit.
But in 1900 l read of case SINH
lar to ours where Postum Coffee was
used in place of the old coffee and a
complete cure resulted, so concluded
to get some and try it.
The result was, after three days
use of Postum in place Of the coffee
never had a symptom of the old
trouble and in five months l had
gained from 145 pounds to 16S pounds.
My friends asked me almost daily
what wrought the change. My an
swer always is, leaving on coffee and
drinking Postum in its place.
I'VE have many friends who have
been benefited by Postum.
las to whether or not have stated
the facts truthfully | refer you to
the Bank of Carrollton or any bust
ness firm in that city where have
lived for many years and am well
known" Name given by Postum Co,
Battle Greek. Mich.
There's a reason"
Look In each pkg. for the famous
little book, The Road to MELVILLE"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1904-07-08
Yukon's Yield of Gold.

The annual report of the Depart
ment of the Interior of the Dominion
of Canada for 1908, says: "The gold
production in the Yukon Territory
for the year ending June so, 1908,
amounted to S12,113,O15.34, as COM
pared with $9,5G6,34O.52 in the pre-
vious year. The value of gold pro-
duced there last year, the next best
having been in 1S9919OO, when the
production amounted to $9,S09, 464.G4."
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1904-07-08
Pronunciation Was Poor.

There is an amusing story of Lore
John Russell, who once sat, at a
large city dinner, next to a civic mag
nate. The latter took from his pocket
a beautiful snuffboX and said: This
was given to my father by the first
Napoleon; there is a hen on the top
of it." Surely" said Lord John, "it
cannot be hen, it must be an eagle"
mo, no." said the magnate, cts a
hen" pointing as he did so to the
"N' on the lid.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1904-07-08
Deafness Cannot BE Cured

by local apple atoms, as they cannot reach the dis
eased portion of the ear. There is only one way to
cure deafness and that Is by constitutional remedies
Deafness Is caused by an inhaned condition of the
mucous liniag Of the Eustachian Tube. When this
tube is inf,med You have arumhling sound or Inn
perfect hear az and when 1t IL entirely closeo Deaf
moss ia the result and unless the Inflammation can be
taken and this tube restored to its normal cond
.:on, hearing will be destroyed forever; nIne cases
out Of ten caused by Catarrh, which is nothing
but an inhamed condition Of the mucous surfaces
We win give One Hundred Dollars for any case of
Deafness Caused by catarrh) that cannot be cured
by Halls Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars. free.
T. ]. CHENEY &, CO., Toledo, o.
SOLD by Druggists 75c
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1904-07-08
BIG DROP IN BINDER TWINE.

We are selling the highest grade standard
binder Irvine made. shipping it to any address
in any quantity and at much lower price than
dealers can buy in carload lots. For our
special inside price, our guarantee and money
refund offer, for our insurance proposition
against hail or storm, for the lowest price; the
1aost liberal binder Irvine offer that Will pc
made this season. cut this notice out and mail
to us to-day and you will hear from us by return
mail. Address, 49,
SEARS, ROEBUCK & CO.. Chicago, Ill.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1904-07-08
Morn hx German Bride.

The German bride wears myrtle;
the girl of the Black Forest takes
the flower of the hawthorn when she
can get it. The brides of Italy and
the French provinces of Switzerland
use white roses, Spanish brides go
in for pinks, carnations and red roses
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1904-07-08
Is II Not Worth While

If you travel, on business or pleasure.
to get the best service for the lowest
rates? Ask the Erie Railroad Com
pany, 555 Railway Exchange, Chicago.
for full information. Booklets free de-
scribing Summer Tours and the Beau
tiful Chautauqua Lake Region; also
Cambridge Springs.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1904-07-08
Rubber Propagation.

The various governments with trop-
ical possessions in the East are study
ing the gutta percha and rubber STU
alton, with a view to determining
proper methods of propagation and
arvesting.-Electrica Review.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1904-07-08
Cont MILK for Children.

In Paris Swiss brings herd Of
goats in summer and parades through
the streets selling the milk, which is
beneficial to children. He plays q
little air on a mouth organ, and is al
ways followed by his goats and a
crowd of little folks.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1904-07-08
Germany,s Elre.Proof Wood.

A successful method of making
wood proof against both fire and de-
cay is being introduced in Germany.
The cells of the timber are emptied
of air in a vacuum and filled with
sulphate and borate of ammonia.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1904-07-08
Gave Name TO Port Arthur,

Port Arthur was named after Lieu
tenant Commander Arthur of the
British navy, who anchored his ship
in the bay one day about fifty years
ago. His was the first foreign ship
that had visited the bay.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1904-07-08
Irish IIospitaI for consumptives.

All the local authorities in the
county of Cork, Ireland, have united
to establish sanitarium for consump-
tives on the banks Of the Lee, several
miles above the city of Cork.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1904-07-08
so CENTS FOR you.

"Snow US" whether this paper pays to adver
tise in by mailing US this adv. and the date line
within ten days, and we will send you certifi-
cate worth 30 cents to any one who visits the
greatest Of all Worlds Fairs. 1t may save
them $40 or even more. We will also send
free map OF the Worlds Fair. We give clean
beds in clean rooms for so cents day and up II
reserved at once No fire-traps, but substantial
brick and stone homes No party too large,
none too small. One to ten thousand accommo-
dated. Our references are Hon. W. B. Stevens,
Secretary Worlds Fair; Hon. Lon V. stephens
Ex-Governor of Missouri; Vice President Mis-
souri, Trust Company; w. ]. Atkinson, ex-
President United States Trust Company; Gen
B. G.. Farrar, ex-Assistant Treasurer OF the
United States. Write to
ST. LOUIS ROOM CO., ST. LOUIS, MO.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1904-07-08
Cost of Engines.

The passenger engines formerly
cost more on account of the embellish-
ment. Now the freight engines are
more expensive because they are
heavier.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1904-07-08
Wealth in lreland's eocs.

Sir Richard Sankey estimates that
Ireland's boGs contain the equivalent
of 5,0C0,000,000 tons of coal, and he
advocates creating power for varied
industries by converting the fuel into
electricity on the spot.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1904-07-08
Tru One Packann

If Defiance Starch" does not please
you, return it to your dealer. If it
does you get one-third more for the
same money. 1t will give you salts
faction, and will not stick to the iron.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1904-07-08

Reliable and reasonable accommodations; al
Joins Worlds Fair grounds on the south size
With private gate; direct from Union Station by
Market street car Write for reservations.
Grand View Fraternal Hotel, st. Louis, MO.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1904-07-08
Sensible Housekeepers

will have Defiance Starch, not alone
because they get one-third more for
the same money, but also because of
superior quality.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1904-07-08

do not believe Piso's Cure for Consumption
has an equal for coughs and colds.-JouN F.
BOYER, Trinity Springs, Ind, Feb Is, 1900
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1904-07-08

Clear white clothes are a sign that the
housekeeper uses Red Cross Ball Blue.
Large 2 OF. package, cents.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1904-07-08

The people who think they are al
ways in the right occasionally get
left.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1904-07-08
When You Buy Starch

buy Defiance and get the best, 16 or.
for 10 cents. Once used, always used.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1904-07-08

The social scale shows that lots of
people are weighed and found want
ing.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1904-07-08

Defiance Starch is put up 16 ounces
in a package, 10 cents. One-third
more starch for the same money.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1904-07-08

Sometimes it serves the wire pullel
right when he gets hold of live
wire.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1904-07-08

If brevity is the soul of wit the
bathing suit should be extremely
funny.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1904-07-08

You can't always tell from the size
of woman's shoe how big her foot
is.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1904-07-08

Girls, remember that husband
worth having is worth taking care OF.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1904-07-08

A stylish coat on a mans back en-
ables him to put on bold front.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1904-07-08

Bookkeep1rs and washerwomen al
ways know where to draw the line.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1904-07-08

A stumbling block to one man may
be a stepping stone to another.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1904-07-08

Even foreigners have domestic
troubles.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1904-07-08

Many a plausible tongue is opera
ted by a deceptive brain.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1904-07-08

When Dame Fortune goes calling
she utterly disregards "at home" days.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1904-07-08

Despite the fact that piano has
lot of keys, it is seldom locked.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1904-07-08

Do Your Clothes Look Yellow?
Then use Defiance Starch, it will
keep them white-16 OF. for 10 cents.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1904-07-08

Blind people seem to have monop-
oily of love at first sight.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1904-07-08

Any man who lives within himself
is apt to be troubled with indigestion.