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The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-06-08

Two large audiences saw the Ferris
Stock company present Joseph Totten's
comedy drama, .ssThe Factory Found
ling at the Lyceum yesterday afternoon
and evening. Next week the company will
appear in The lottery of love
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~ "McFadden's Row Of Flats is down for
Hibbing. Mimi, and the Chisholm Her
ala says that the Chorus is composed of
twenty-five OF the most beautiful young
women in the theatrical profession. - Gee
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-06-08

Professor Starr Of Chicago wants moth
ers to tie their childrensto board, Indian
fashion. The American baby prefers the
board he is at present getting.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-06-08
POLITICAL NOTES.

Republicans of the thirteenth precinct
ward, have organized precinct republica
with officers as follows: Chairman, r. B
linson; secretary, II. Raisky.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-06-08

Atlanta university. has just published an
extensive study Of negro religion in Amer
lea, The Negro Church, Social Study
It is a volume of 212 pages and is divided
into forty sections The first twelve sec
lions, covering thirty six pages, are hiss
torical, covering the questionsof primitive
negro" religion" the slave trade, voodoo-
ism and missionary effort in early days.
Nine sections, seventy pages, are devoted
to study Of the present condition Of
churches; ten sections, forty three. pages,
to a study of the great denominations.
and the remaining fifty pages contain
opinions and miscellaneous reports.
< The study is one that should attract
much attention, coming, as it does at a
time. when the negro question is being
SO widely discussed.
Sir Robert Anderson, the author Of .Chrfst;an
lied Rationalism'' is not only well known as a
writer. but IS well known as q terror to evil
doeEs, especially among the criminals Of Eng
land, for he Is tie head of the great detective
bureau Of Scotland Yard.
II on1foolery, collection of drawings,
l1mer1cks and remark sketches by James
Montgomery Flagg, is fairly funny, and
his lmericks have the virtue Of being
something more than simply plays On the
curious spelling. Here Is sampler IS
SUCH RUBE. &g
= Mr.. Green comes, from far !Ioway Z;
He wears separate cuffs, SO they say.
- He'll stand on his feet
And give ladies his seat
In the cars. Why, he's awfully jay
Dodd, Mead & co. will bring out early in the
fall, novel by new writer, Emily Post, who
Is daughter Of the late Bruce Price the we'll
known New York architect The story is enti-
tied 1.-The Flight of Moth.'' HIT
The Uneasy Chair
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-06-08

Wisconsin is going to make Miss Jane
Adams an LII. D. this week. Miss Ad-
dams certainly deserves a good fat slice
of the alphabet. She has DIS enough, al
ready and we won't miss brace Of LIS
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-06-08

Most of the contamination. Of the Mis-
sissippi water is said to come from the
Rum river. That is why some Of us have
gone prohibition on the city water.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-06-08

Can you recall the time when the sum
mers used to be real hot?
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-06-08

An extra feature is with the Dainty
Paree company this week at the Dewey
theater. Edison's depletion Of The Great
Train Robbery showing twenty minutes
Of an actual hold-up in the mountains by
a band Of highwaymen. Seventeen hum
dred feet Of film are used
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-06-08

s.. THE BOB-O-LINK
I've stolen to the grassland where rill y
travis deep beneath the weeds and running wild,
Are roses, fragrant now as when child
played among the daisies growing still Z
:. AS bright as those Of old. when on this hill +
Inc merry bob-oltncoln oft beguiled
The pleasant lazy hours that II whiled ~
Away, which many a niche Of life now fill
The present morn is rpllicking with sound
or music bright as childhood ever heard,
And syet-a peaceful sadness creeps around
In spite OF merry songs, sweet motley bird,
For once thought life's joys could have NO
bound, =
And now long to find what childhood found.
-Walwortl Stilson, in the Metropolitan Maya.
zine for June. =
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-06-08
NEWS OF THE BOOK WORLD
Picture OF British Garrison Life THAT is
Not Pleasant to Look .Upon-QuIte as.
Shocking In its Way as the Picture Of
the Little Garrison In Germany--so social
Study OF the Negro Church.

LII, LIE unders the microscope almost any
Phase OF it-has an interest for him who
IS manipulating the instrument. Conse-
quently garrison life in some out of the
way station OF the British empire, which
may be studied thru the microscope Of
competent novelist, will have its in
terest for many W.T. 81 4! 39
me KAT Trap is such an instrument
IN away 1t discloses conditions quite as
shocking in British garrison life as Lieu-
tenant B1lse disclosed In German garri-
sons tho there is no attempt to show up
u u corruption or to attack the Brit
lsH armys unWrttten code Of honor -
Inc conditions are social and, in short
vulgar The picture is a painful one It
appeals to the morbid, not to say the
immoral, side Of nature, and there is
almost no relief therefrom. Retribution
IS not wanting, but after all 1t lis very
greatly tempered to those who have frac-
tured the moral laws, which are supposed
to govern in Key island as under the
shadows Of Westminster Abbey,
gIhe story, told with very considerable
skill, Is thousands of years old It is
the story of David and Uriah modernized.
EVELYN Gregory is administrator and co.
lopial y secretary of the. island. His GA.
d. G." Is Captain Alaric Levin OF the
| Twenty-eighth lancers, who has a beauti-
full, clever and ambitious wife, one who
early wins the readers sympathy. Cap
| tain Levin is good fighter in a charge
and handsome, but morally weak and
mentally lazy and incompetent "The
Alaric Lewins take their married life as
a huge Joke; point Of view which speed
| lily communicates itself to Key island,
who proceed to laugh with them over
| the situation Gregory is nasterful
administrator and man. He never allows
anything to get in the way of his objects
IN either capacity. And there you have
all necessary elements of a tragedy-a
| tragedy which has its beginning in a mar
| r1age2 which can be taken as a Joke and
whose David Gregory hears the very
words that sounded in the ears of David
the king Of Israel: Some Of the kings
| servants be dead, and thy servant UriaI1
the Hitt1te is dead also.'' They carry
barbs Of remorse as they did, no doubt,
with the original David.
sDolf Wyllarde, the author; is a good
raconteur. He has the faculty of max
ing his readers feel the impression he
seeks to convey. He seldom misses in
this But we don't like his philosophy.
1t Is not wholesome =
But why 1.-THE Rat Trap" The name
was that given to the island by those
who. having fallen in their own eyes
sought to get away from themselves by
getting away; from the island, and could
not.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-06-08
Fair Play Assured.

Elijah Barton, chairman Of the
county democratic committee, who
will call the county convention to
order Saturday morning, to-day
made the following statement to
T h e Journal:
Il shall stand for no monkey bust
ness in the county convention while
preside. There has got to be fair
play by both sides. I am not going to
be partial one way or the other, but
shall insist on ruling that dele
gates elected at rump conventions and
at places not designated for the
caucuses in the official CALL shall not
be entitled to seats. And I UNDER
stand such delegates are Hearst men,
The Hearst men are alleging in
undertones this morning that the
ants are trying to buy the Hearst
men and thus get control Of the con-
vention. "A charge is rumored that
the ants offered $50 for four Hearst
delegates who were elected in the
eleventh ward
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Ants Deny Hearst Claim.

This afternoon Edward A. Stevens
Of the anti-Hearst faction, claimed
243 delegates in the city for the ants,
Hearst.
f It is likely a number OF the pre-
cincts will make no return on last
evenings primaries until the county
convention Saturday. The sentiment
seems universal that the opening OF
battle for control Of the temporary or
ganization and for appointment Of the
committee on credentials. IS
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-06-08

The democrats in the north end Of the
ninth have walked up and are now pro-
posing the name sof w. F. sKelso Of Hal
lock, another party wheelhorse, for one
of their district delegates His presiden-
tial choice Is not stated.
Charlea b. Chensx.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-06-08

Somebody wants the nation to celebrate
the Fourth by planting trees. Get YOU
boys opinion of thisks,
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-06-08

Wednesday and Saturday nights have
been announced as hop nights at the Ex-
celsior Casino. An orchestra picked from
DAM orchestra has been engaged to play
at all the concerts and special occasions
at the Casino this summer.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-06-08

AS near as can be made out 3. p.
McCarty's trunk exploded yesterday at
Kansas City. b. P. McCarty Is an in
structor at the Minnesota school Of mines
and e party Of Juniors from that school
ls-ooA AEloing field work in the west The
Trunk exploded at the Kansas City union
station as it was being transferred. It
came from Los Angeles and was billed to
Minneapolis. Letterheads Of the Mime
sofa school Of mines and some miners
appliances We're scattered about. Four
men were injured. two seriously While
we regret the accident: we may express
the feeble hope that the trunk got a bag
sage smasher or two. It is thought that
some nitroglycerin crept into the trunk
by mistake and resented the attempts Of
the baggagemen to use it as piledriver
after the accepted fashion.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-06-08

The James Boys in Missouri COM
mences weeks engagement at the Bijou
next Sunday
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-06-08

Lincoln ]. Carter's scenic melodrama.
Remember the Name at the Bijou this
week, is cleverly conceived, and much
comedy GIBBS and flows between the more
serious parts Of the play. sSs
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-06-08

The browning dramatic event of the sea-
son will be the appearance at the Metro
pol1tan the last half of next week of Rich
ard Mansfield. He will be seen on Thurs
day night in IVAN the Terrible said by
the critics to be the most artistic achieve
ment Of generation. The bill for Fri
day night and Saturday matinee will be
aOld Heidelberg and he will revive
Beau 'Brummel' for the farewell per-
Torrance on Saturday evening. The sale
of seats will begin next Monday morning.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-06-08
THE NONpAREII. MAN
An Attempt Made by an Eastern Lady TO
{ Bring Raby's Voice Under the Law Of
HarnonIcs Why should tho chIid's
Song Not Be Utilized by Mother for
"tt,e Music Cure? sH

MRS. Amelia Weed Holbrook told the
), PROFESSIONAL Woman Saeagua in New York
lne other day that baby ought to be
taught to cry on the Key There is no
necessity says Mrs. Holprook, for an un-
nusIcai papy about the house, because
mother might have a tuning fork on her
person and when baby lets 60 she should
see that Its little boiler was up to con-
cert pitch. Just what she should do to
Key the baby UP If he fatted on his upper
register. Mrs. Holbrook does not state.
taken In connection with the story from
Boston OF the music cure" the above
item becomes one Of much interest. Why
should not baby give poor. tired mother
the music cure? When tootsie begins to
cry, all that will be necessary will be
Tor mother to get him on the key and
then sit back and drink in the harmony.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-06-08

An organ recital will be given Sunday
evening at o'clock at the Church of ST.
John the Baptist, Excelsior. The occasion
will be the dedication Of the new organ.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-06-08

McKinnon's claims for a place on the
delegation are strong. He is certainly
entitled to honors at the hands Of the
party, If not to a share Of the Carnegie
hero fund. He accepted the nomination
for state treasurer twice and made cam
paigns in the face Of certain defeat, and
two years ago made a forlorn- hope race
for congress in the ninth district.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-06-08
MINNETONKA

The committee arranging for the-baH
Of the Minnetonka Boat club, which will
be given tomorrow evening at the new
clubhouse, met last night to complete
plans for the affair. The music will be
furnished by a full orchestra and spe-
cial train will be run to the city, after the
dance. Roy Thompson is chairman of the
entertainment and the other committee
men are N. M. Crosse. O. E. Beach, Ed
Mccall and Ed Phinney.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-02-28
0pposites.

81 have carefully studied the matter.
and 1t seems to me that vi are fitted for
each other"
She gaxed up at hin with her large.
dark eyes.
Explain yourself" she said.
Simply this" he replied. Hooking at
the matter as we should. In the strictly
scientfic sense Of the word. You are light,
and l am dark. You are short, n I am
tall. You are sprightly, vivacious. I am
somewhat sober and phlsgmatic. In fact.
we are oppusites, and opposites should
marry"
YES" she said, ~''opposites except in one
respect. but that - enough. I cannot
marry you"
I'm what respect Do you meanr' he
asked almost fercely.
6he smiled.
You are like me IN this" she said. II
never could earn my own living."-Life.
Benny's Composition on the Hen.
The hen Is the female sex Of the rooster.
She Is very useful when you want eggs.
which are sometimes 70 cents a dozen and
are unwholesome II eaten copiously when
they are hard boiled.
The hen freQuents barns and other asff-
cultural places. and is always hungry ex-
cept when she IL setting, at which time
she become much irritated n will In
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-02-28
Greater tina. . st.te.n...

MY dear sir" observed n Of the
statesmen. charged with saving the
United States from drifting to destruc-
ton. you must eee-you certainly do
see-that II the present mad-brained poll
cy of the administration Is pursued for
a few months l~onger-aye. even for a
few weeks"
But. don't you see.' interrupted tho
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-02-28

other, don't you see-you certainly can
and must ee-that h question OF eco
Monies enters into the policy 20 largely
that"
BIZ d.
'Riri"
And then h two statesmen dug ths
sncwbalis out Of their ears and hurried
around tho nearest corner, and left
Uncle Sam TO sink or swim and b
country to float or drown.
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FUN OF THE COLLEGE BOYS.

get away

A Difference In Degree
Art: Nov money Is really q minor con-
sidefation."
Hen: with me It's . minus considers
tion."-Yale Record.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-02-28
His 0na Desire.

Hi O10 DCDIEOs
Agent: Don't you
think you would bet
ter put an overcoat
on your steam
pipes?"
Householder:
would that make
the steam any warm
er?'-Town Topics.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-02-28
AZ Macon Ridge.

Postmaster: 'Yea
eir, an that married
Mrs. Fresh was
watching me with
one eye an flirting
with Zeke Crosby's
hired man with the
other"
Farmer Rye Top:
do tell I swan.
these Post Office
scandals arc getting
worse every day
Puck.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-02-28

Ma31strate: Didn't / tell you the last
time you we're here l never wanted you to
come before me againT"
Prisoners: Eyes. sir. but I couldn't make
the policeman believe it."-Stray Stories.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-02-28
Couldn't Blua Hin.

TT was right funny said Uncle Ho-
YEA, telling of the orchestral concert.
"A smart lookin' feller set in the middle
an all ter onct the little man at the end
O. the line hit the big drum a sassy rap.
Well. the smart Teller shakes a little
stick at the drummer. an what does he
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-02-28

d . think they viii ever partition
Of Gilman"
"oh. yes. There'ti be another piecs con-
ference boon."-Harvard Limpoon.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-02-28
survived Many Attacks.

What do you consider the most re-
markable characteristic Of Shakespsare's
plays?'
After a moments thought. Mr.. Storm
ington Barnes replied:
..End1rancep
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-02-28

The guide was showing the visitors around
the stock yards.
Now said the guide. '.of course. you don't
know anything about cutting up pigs"
Don't IT, chuckled the rich chauffeur.
Maybe you have never seen me going down Q
rural road At nftS miles an hou-."
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-02-28

Ann's
II Johnnie Jones has
seven 9
And every dog In
white:
And fourteen cats
came o6aein8
round
Zach one - Mack
~ night:
And each two cats
have eighteen
lives,
Lass three Destroy
Cd BY rats,
How many lives must
three dogs take
Before they kill
eight catsf
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-02-28

fiict severe injuries pom o II you at
tempt to caress her.
Once my uncle Bertram had q hen that
set for five weeks on a walnut, two boot
heels n a glass stopper. She did not
hatch anything. From this We learn that
We should have some great object In life
and stick to it.
Let us be p%unctual in our attendance at
school and mind our beloved teacher.
Some hens have feathers all the way
down their legs.
To tell when q hen II done you cook
her five or six hours and then stick .
fork into her chest, but I prefer q nice
piece OF custard pie.-Chicago Record
Herald.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-02-28

Twas in the court Of love.
And something was amiss-
Dan Cupid was the Judge
The cuiprit stole . kiss.
Behind strong bafu Of love
The guilty heart placed h
Then TO the lady faif
Dan Cupid Savs the key.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-02-28

Thermometer are not the only things
which are graduated and get degrees with
out having brAine.lCornell WIDOW.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-02-28

80 you are an advocate Of vegetarian
ism?"
yes"
"For what seasonT'
IF I can persuade everybody else 10 iiv,
on vegetables. perhaps eggs and beef vii
become cheap enough for me ia have all
want Of them."-washington Star.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-02-28

Percy studied chemistry.
Studied long and late,
Percy breathed some CHI ,rine gas.
He'll not graduate.
Cornell Widow,
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SANITARY MorHER GOOSE.

Little Mn MufYsf
Sat on . tufiet,
Eating OF cufds and WHEY
When along came q doctor.
Who oald-how he shocked hefi-
'"They've germs In them. throw them
away"
Little Jack HsFnsf
Sat In . corner
Eating . Christmas pc;
The microbes he got
Laid him low on the SPOT
And little Jack never knew why.
Jack and IN
Went up theh hin
To fetch . pail q water;
jill drank a glass.
Unboiied. alas!
And 30 the microbes got 'er.
Chicago Record Herald.
Dafon MunehauseA % t. Doeos
Once" tho Baron said. ''methinkD
I talked for our With the Ephfn1e'.
She annot Ill his hearers efy-
Il know" says he. ''bus cannot 1f'
"A man in China" =. n. sid
"A pigtail wears Upon his hsa6'.
And pigs?" AXIS auditor pro ten.
Wear nothing" says the genial u
II know some tribes beyond ths seAs-
Their homes 10 hot It fricassees."
How do they live?' the audience 01saI
Away from hofne,'' b. NJ. replies.
Harvard IAfnpoon.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-02-28

W. D. Howells, the novelist. seldom
falls. when anyons has a~nimadverted on
his corpulenoe. to come out with q neat
retort.
When Mr.. How els was Consul at Venice
a very lean ana long American said to him
on day loosely:
IF I were az fat ~ you "a 70 and hang
myself"
well" said MI. HoweIls. III I eve take
your advice I'll use you for . rope."-New
York Tribune.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-02-28

MOSio.
Nc moro the songbird doth delight
The ears Of Sordid men
When eggs are dear they'd rather hear
The cackle Of the hen.
-Washington Star.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-02-28

Junior: Does Maudis like that mustache
Of yoursT'
Senior: no: she set her face fisht
Against it from the stAft."-Yale Record.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-02-28

Niece: why are you taking your UNI
brella, uncleT" .
Uncle Sllas: "well. I heard nephew
reading about the dark cloud in the East
nj I wanted to be On the safe side
Chicago News.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-02-28

'Muncaing pAStieS' are the latest outcome Of
the crass Tor sood hsalth. The guests at these
nov fasnionASls meals are only invited on con-
dition that each fnouthfui OF food is bitten
thirty-two tiinAe before Il h swaliowed.-Lon-
don Nail.
Tho ''snnaftest' invitations now
Are not to dine OF lunch:
The hostess. keen on hygiene.
Invites her guests to MUNICH"
And they, upon their part. agree
To neither bolt nor scruf1ch
The food she may for them purvsy-
Their duty II to 'munchf'
Do this $50 certain doctors sayo.
And blessings In a bunch
viii be -FOUR fate II you but wait
And munch-and munch-and munchl
Too many times you can't your food
With your incisors punch.
Would you live long? Would you be
stron?
Your motto must be "munchf'
Whilst a. 70 breakfast. dinner. tsA,
And what II now called luncheon.
Henceforth be leal to but n meal
And let that one be 'm%uncheonr"
London Truth.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-02-28

This II q funny ship"
How sur
'"Fhey have no clock in the cabin"
90. no! But they always keep . watch
the deck!'-stray Stories.
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DO but hit her up az in ter show he was as

good as the next man.
AN, by 1lnks! he didn't a no back
talk-or, rather, no orders-from the
smart-aleck man. because he Jest kept on
a-whackin' hat big drum in spite O. the
boss shakln' that stick. /as II to say he'd
catch it IL he didn't quit. Yes. sir; l
gloried in his spunk. IL he was little. An
at the end O. the Inc he whooped 1t up on
that drum harder than ever. A little man
fer nerve eYary time.",ludRa.
The St. Louis Republic. [volume] (St. Louis, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1904-02-28

Putting the Worst Constfaetioa On Il.
1.-TWO men held me up coming home, my
DEAR" ventufed the tardy husband.
30 yuu admit o had to be carried, do
yeu? You bruter' returned the irats wife,
Princeton Tiger.
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Hold Fast.

cSnductor: All aboard! Please get
aboard quickly, miss; the train il about to
start"
YOUNG Lady: But I wish to kiss my
sister good-by."
Conductor: Get aboard; set aboard: I'll
attend to that for you."-Yaie Record.