The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1904-11-05
THE OFFICE BOY WANTS TO KNOW
Whatyou oingtodoaboutit9

THE OFFICE BOY WANTS TO KNOW
Whatyou goingbodoaboutit7
Whether you're going TO be Reg
u1ar Democrat and monkey with that
disrepntable shanghai rooster?
or a free and independent citizen
who knows the best thing in the mem
agerie and jabs the elephant?
# you're going to. be ehieken-hearted
and meekly stamp the boss's chicken?
-or wiring the ornery birds neck
and rebuke the big and little bosses
by stamping the four-footed leviathan?
IF it wouldn't be a big thing for the
state If the elephant could stamp the
life out of the rooster just for once9
How many Ascension voters are
ready to give their support 70 Boss
Blanchard's million-dollar school
bond campaign fund schemes
Why the already enormous power
of the governor should be enormously
increased under the guise Of building
a lot of new schoolhouses?
If it won't be better TO provide more
teachers for the sehoolhouses we
already have?
and TO pay the teachers better sal
aries?
What's the sense in pi1ing up a big
interest bearing debt when ample
means to support the schools and
build new hoolhouses can be secured
by an economical administration of
the government
and looping of useless Offices?
and cutting down exorbitant sal
aries?
Whether Ascension won't take the
lead in knocking out amendments ], 2
and S?
What Boss Newton said when he
heard Boss Murphy J.'s pronuneia-
mento against the school-bond scheme?
How his gubernatorial giblets likes
] Jared Sanders philippe against the
same pet plan?
Why Ascensionites of all parties
mayn U sproperly give the Ascension
candidate for congress q compliment
ary vote?
particularly when it will please
him and won't hurt Brother Sam?
# that congressional billet is going
to remain forever an asset q the Rob
ertson fanily?.
Whether it won't be kindness to
Sam TO let him stay at home couple
OF years and rest?
f Attorney General Guion Is opinion
that the bond amendment is illegal will
set we'll on the Blanchardian stomach?
or produce that tired, seasick feel
ings
IF the guv.isn't getting dizzy azayin
around and trying TO round out his
career?
Il be isn't making the crookedest
circle that ever was?
Whether he could have got himself
worse tangled up if he had trieds
II 'Tole thinks fresh meat diet is
necessary for the health of The Chiefs
job presses2
and If he's willing TO sacrifice all
his luneh-hooks to supply the grub2
Whether there's any other akieker'
in Louisiana printing Office who can
beat him feeding press with his
fingers?
Why he didn't call in DIR. Moore
instead of going clear to Thibodaux
to have his south paw earpentered2
Il Judge Paul and District Attorney
'Dolph are lying awake nights worry
ing over their reelection?
II ii mustn't be nice for a candidate
TO feel that he's the only nag on the
track and can win in q walk even
though he can't run well?
What President Ned thinks about
the million-dol1ar bond scheme?
Whether he did any eanvassing for
it while visiting New River ssin the in.
terest of the public schoo1s?n
How many-or few-of Ascension i
school directors favor the Blanchar
ian job?
If some Of the private opinions or
the subject wouldn't make interesting
reading if publicly expresseds
The Chief is IN receipt Of the October
number Of TIE Demeter, an attractive
magazine issued monthly at BatoE
Rouge By the Agricultural Club of the
L. S. Ct. and a. and Nc. College. The
current number contains twenty -fou,
pages and marks the beginning Of the
t journals third volume. The Demeter
is devoted TO the interests OF scientific
agriculture and among its contributors
are men prominent in the agriculture
work Of the state. Wade @. Martin,
OF the senior class, Is editor-in-ehief,
and A. T. Felt, also of the class o.
if.1 ID ha.siness uana agep