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The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1904-07-30


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what the others cared to do, even If
it involved golfing on very hot day
or attempting to sail in a dead
calm?"
eyes, and after bit we have al
ways left her to follow out the de-
sire of her heart all by her lonely" !"
"And the girl who says catfish
things?"
"Such as by innuendo making me
out an old fossil or replying brutally
to a playful phrase like: oh, you
naughty grill You kept that hand
some man all to yourself last even
ing We'll, l. couldn't help thatP
or some equally graceful remark.
She's no favorite of mine"
''Don't forget the damsel who
thinks she is irresistible and deserts
the man you have provided for her
at a dinner party in favor of the
one you have provided for yourself,
even if conversation with the latter
is of the long distance order across
the table"
"Or my husband? Well, poor
man,; he is used to these attacks.
Come, my dear, on the whole you
must admit that if girl isn't invit-
ed she usually has only herself to
blame. We married women love to
have at our houses nice, bright, at
tractive girls who are always smiling
and agreeable. And to tell you the
truth there are so many of these
that. thank heaven, we don't have to
bother with the disagreeable ones.
MAUD ROBINSON.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1904-07-30

Helpless Infant-Have you decid-
ed on a name for the baby yet,
Tanksley?" eyes; we've named her
for my new automobile" What"
"Fact. We call her Gasolena-"
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1904-07-30

He who is always borrowing trou-
bic has no storage room for happi-
ness when it does come.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1904-07-30

Mr.. Rags-"All right, boss. You
know better'n / do what the wo-
mans wuth."
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1904-07-30

Whats he going to call it?'
Portrait of a Lady," "But it
doesn't look like her at all" "Then
he might call it 'Portait of Another
Lady,"
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1904-07-30

Mr.. Tightfst-"And so you are
the noble fellow who rescued my
wife from in front of the trolley
car at the risk of your life? Take
this quarter, my heroic man, as an
expression of our undying regard" "
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1904-07-30
OIsAGREEABLE GIRLS.

"I feel so sorry for some poor
girls who never seem to have good
time. No one appears to care to
have them around, and they miss all
the. little pleasures that belong to
their age, while other girls seem to
catch on and are invited every
where" remarked the kind hearted
woman.
'Well, those girls usually have
themselves to blame" retorted the
woman who had experience. AS a
rule you will find them written
down in hostesses' books as disa-
greeable girls"
"Well, if anyone were to ask me
which kind of a girl l preferred not
to invite | should reply the girl who
makes conversation out of her pri-
vate affairs and, worse still, some
times out of the private affairs of
her parents or the people she is liv-
ing with. .
"That reminds me of a young
married woman who used to come
to my parties good deal, and her
inevitable subject when talking to
her partner between dances-an en-
tirely strange man, mind you-was
how the pipes kept leaking in her
new house and how the baby was
having such trouble with its teeth. :"
"I haven't much use either for
the superior young person who
comes to your young peoples party
prepared to dazzle everybody by her
epigrams and who when she sees
the fun waxing fast and furious all
around her leans back in her chair
looking unutterably bored"
"And what of the girl who comes
horribly overdressed and prinks i'll
every mirror ?"
II feel like shaking her as I feel
when I see a girl suddenly stricken
blind so she cannot see the approach
of her dearest friend merely be-
cause a couple of young men are
paying her some attention"
"That sort of disagreeable girl
would die rather than introduce
man."
eyes, indeed. She doesn't seem
to realize the other side of the pic
ture, that it is the greatest blow to
hel charms, for it looks as if she
were afraid"
"What about the winners? You
haven't mentioned them"
"Nor do l even want to think of
them. / had one such precious in
dividual at picnic party I gave. I
don't know what she expected a pic
mic to be, but I konw that her voice
was heard in lamentation from start
to finish and that the only time when
it wasn't heard was when she might
have made herself useful, and then
she was always out of sight and
hearing"
'Have you ever had in your
crowd at the mountains or seashore
the contrary girl, who always want
. L. z
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1904-07-30

Cutler-Do you wa
razor?
Rastur-No, sab. 4
all right foh Shawn, bu|
din or a party dey am /
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The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1904-07-30

your friends. The "a
makes her home the
pleasant, unpretentiou
is indeed a benefactor
-AmeYicaN Farmer.
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The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1904-07-30

When the n1iteor shows thy
ishes, break thyselt; it is a d.
break the mirror.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1904-07-30

"They have t been 4
have they :" II guess d
thinks her husband looI
leon"
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1904-07-30

Gertruds your |
Who's Wbook ?"
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the who Earth All
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1904-07-30

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ever earn a dollar in
rant-O, yes. ! We
honor once.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1904-02-10
RENNoCk PENclL1NG9
By o. f. JOHNSON.

Feb. y
j. l.. Jarret did some house moving
last week.
r P. Rasmussen received q carload
of wood for some farmers east Of town.
O 0. Bergstrom returned from Min
neapolis In company with his son o.
car.
Pennock street lights are b'own
down. AS q result J. E. O. walks in
the dark.
Jim Jarret headed for the south pole
Saturday evening. He returned Mon
day morning.
Bill Delany has applied for the po-
sition OF m all driving on route No. 2
ana is circulating petition for sign
ers.
G c Haug and George Hanson
made flying trip to Butterville Mon
day night, looking for something they
didn't find.
Mike Dot Is hauling ice for III. L.
DOble at 50 cents a load. Mr.. Doble
contracted to haul the ice for the Pen
mock creamery. He. expects to get
through this week.
A speaking contest will be held at
the schoolhouse Friday evening by
the school children. A medal will be
awarded to the speaker of the highest
degree. Admission 10 and Is cents.
A village bachelor visited at an inn
in the outskirts of town during the
cold spell. After q royal entertain
ment by the hospitable friends until q
late hour, he was ushered to The p ace
of slumbering. After an hours star
gazing through the no he conc 'uded
to take q reverant position thinking
be would become q stiff corpse the fol.
lowing morning.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1904-02-10
ksadlag oleolo nostl

The Teachers Reading Circle OF
Wtllmar met at the. home 81 Mrs
Martha Haley saturd ~ evening, Feb.
8. A most enjoy able evening was
spent. Miss Marie Railson, Mrs. r.
C. Tonning and Miss Florence Porter
rendered musical selections that were
greatly appreciated. Miss eastman
Of Kerkhoven kept all highly enter
tanned with selections in dialect renl.
cred 80 true to nature as to cause I'll
to realize that she is to be ranked
with the experts In this line. After
an intellectual feast lasting more than
an hour, the visitors were invited 70
partake of refreshments. So very en-.
joyable was every feature OF the entire
evening that the members Of the circle
were later than usual in departing for
their homes, each entertaining a pleas
ing remembrance of the occasion that
will not be effaced soon and declar-
ing Miss Haley to be q queen among
hOstesses.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1904-02-10
Public Auction.

On Thursday, Feb. II, on my farm
in section 36, town of St. Johns, 3
mile east of-Priam, at 10 O'Clock q.
M, will T. fer for sale the following
property:
Eighty head of hogs, as follow,
20 reeding sows, 18 sows for lite
breeding, large ti~e blooded boar,
Young boar, 40 barrows; l road mare,
7 years old; nearly new check row
corn planter, l corn pillow, a broad.
cast seeder, nearly new, l hay rack,
breaking pillow, nearly new: hay
knife, l Champion binder, / mower,
hay rake, dice pulverizer, l feed
grinder and Eureka feed cooker,
some chickens and turkeys.
Terms: Ali sums of IS and under,
cash; above that amount time will be
given to Nov /, 1904, on bankable
notes bearing per cent interest.
Free lunch at noon.
G. W. KING.
A. c. CRAWFORD, Auctioneer.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1904-02-10
Medical Meeting.

The oath meeting of the Crow River
Valley Medical Society will be held
at Benson today.
The following papers will be read
&c ampsia" ~ Or. c. l.. Scofeid,
of B-nson.
''Pneumonia," by DR.. Christian
Johnson, of Willmar.
Cleft Palate" with exhibition OF
case, by DR.. Oscar Daiguault, of Ben.
son.
'Repair OF Deformity o. Face, " with
exhibition of case, by DR.. James W.
Robertson, of Litch6eld.
Exhibition of Skiagraphs showing
use of the x raw in the treatment Of
Fractures" by DR.. c. l.. Scofield, Of
Benson:
The Society will be entertained by
the physicians of Benson.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1904-02-10
VILLA mSoo. Mayer.

The marriage of Clarence O. viii
hanson, of this city, to Miss Lydis
Angelina Mayer, of Maukato, was
solemnized at the brides home last
Thursday afternoon at two O'Clock
The wedding was q quiet affair and
was Witnessed by only the relatives o.
the contracting parties. Mr. William.
son and bride arrived here the same
evening and have taken up their resi-.
dence at the home of the groom,
uncle, Charles Newcomb, in the Fir.
ward. The TRIBUNE Joins in extend
ing congratulations and wishes the
happy couple q long life of matri
mOnial bliss.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1904-02-10
Business DrovltloS.

J. T. Otos writes fire and TORNADO
Insurance. 3ltl
10000 bushels of ear corn wanted
by the New London Milling Co. (79,1
WANTED-Girl for general hnuse.
work. Inquire of Mrs. J. P. Madison.
9l-tf
Best possible bargains in sewing
machines atA. Peterson's, the furniture
dealer. 43ti
FOUND-A lsdy g fur boa. Owner
can secure same by calling at this
Office and pay iug for this notice. !
The Metropolitan barber shop. Bank
OF Willmar Building, B. r. OtLs,
proprietor, is the shop to get shave,
hair cut or bath. $751;
FOR SALE-My residence property
In Willmar, at the south end of F.. .urth
street For PARTICULARS and terms
write to me at P-nneck, MINI.
49, IT MRS. AMANDA 8OGLUND.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1904-02-10
Locations for Business.

II you are seeking location for
any mercantile business, for tt prac-
tice of q profession, or for the manu-
facture of any article, first COM
munlcste with the undersigned, who
will inform you In regard to oppor-
tunities on the line OF the Chicago
Great Western Railway Co., the most
progressive Railway traversing the
most fertile section of the Uuited
States. Maps and Maple Leaflets
mailed and more specific information
given as requested. w. }. Reed, In
dustrial Agent, 604 Endicott Bldg.
St. Paul. Minp,
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1904-02-10

There were - applicants in the
county tor teachers certificates at the
examinations held on Thursday, FRI
day and Saturday OF last week The
number taking examinations in WILL
mar was 81, IN Atwater 5, and New
London 8. OF this number 80 appli-
cants have had no previous expert
ence. Twenty one took part or all
of the first grade examinat atoms. Only
four of these have had experience,
hence the others cannot receive their
first. grade certificates bt fore thew
taught the required time eight months.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1904-02-10
Lutheran Bethel Church.

Services next Sunday morning and
evening". -. Mrs Rev. Peterson will
en,ertain the Ladies Aid Society 1t
Bergquist's store building tomorrow
(Th1rsday) afternoon Tho lunch
and sale held last Thursday evening
tinues to grow. Several new members
were added at the last meeting. The
next meeting takes place on the even
ing of March 2. The board of trus-
tees organized last night. S. B. Carl
8 IN was reelected for the ensuing year.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1904-02-10

County Auditors office, Kandiyohi
County. Minnesota, Feb. 8, 1904.
The Board of County Commissioners
of Kandiyohi county, Minnesota, met
on. above mentioned date in special
session pursuant to call.
All members present.
Petition of F. Schoenek and others
in matters pertaining to annexation of
lands to the Village of = Raymond was
taken up, and on motion the same
was referred back for correction.
Application of town of Colfax for
an appropriation from the county road
and bridge fund was presented, read
and considered: and on motion the
same was granted in the sum of $3.50.
Application of town of Norway
Lake for an appropriation from coun.
ty road and bridge fund was present.
ed, read and considered, and on mo.
ton the same was granted in the sum
Of $3.50. il. :s !. s5 s. .s.@
Application Of the townof White.
field for an appropriation from the
county road and bridge fund was pre-
scented, read and considered and on
motion the same was granted in the
sum Of $3.50. 81 4. h ]. s=. n VI
The following committees ID the
matter Of the foregoing appropriation
were appionted: s
Commissio Toner A. ]. smi htson: il the
matter IS the Collar appropria tion;
Commissions ]. j J. Week 81 tbs INST.
~ 8 the Norway Ike sppe a stion;
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1904-02-10
Gig Bargains.

The popular housefurnishing estab-
]ishment of Andrew Peterson is offer
ing bargains in pianos, organs and
sewing machines. The sale is now CD
and all should take advantage OF
this opportunity, which will not last
long. Everything in the line OF
furniture can be found here and the
prices are all reasonable. Call and
see for yourself. 9O-ti
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1904-02-10
- Paid for Injuries.

The damage suit of Billy O'Brien
against the Great Northern for in
juries sustained in tho Dsssel wreck
las been settled. and Billy receives
$1,000 He has had q very seye,
time of it this winter, but 1t is OK.
pected that he will ultimately recover.
Morris Tribune.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1904-02-10
One Fare Plus $500

From St Paul or Minneapolis round
trip rate via Chicago Great Western
Railway to points in New Mexico,
Texas, Oklahoma, Missouri, Kansas,
Nebraska, Mississippi apd Louisiana.
Ample return limits. Tickets ON sale
Jan. 5 and 10; Feb. and l6; March
l and Is; April and 10. For further
information apply to 81. D. Weber,
r. p. A., St. Paul.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1904-02-10
St. luko'S Church.

Sunday, February IA, 1904 Hol,
Communion, 8 q. m. Morning PRAYER
and sermon, l0:45. Subjec': THE 10.
known Land" Sunday School i'm.
mediately after morning services.
Evening service and address at 1870.
Subject: "Some Characteristics worth
Cousidering," the fourth address IL
the series. Every one cordially vel.
come to these services.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1904-02-10
= Percheron Stallion For Sale.

have q few choice Percheron stal.
lions for sale. Why 20 and pay from
two and three thousand dollars for g
horse that you know nothing about,
ard from strangers, when I can save
you from five hundred to one thous-
and dollars The reason for this IS
that have no agents on the road.
See me before making your purchases.
92.4 J. P. MADISON.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1904-02-10

FEBRUARY 4th. 1904
The Board met at nine O'Clock a. m. All
members present.
The Board proceeded to audit bills filed,
and the following claims against the county
we've allowed In amounts set forth:
City of Wilfmar, water and light ..... Is
Hans Engelstad, constables fees. 9.65
o. Jorgen Olson, reporting transfers 100
Ole Lundquist, sherif's fees. 2O5.1O
John Kulberg, jury fees Justice court 124
Andrew Peterson, bed cots, bedding,
etc.................... 1O1 o4
Il. ]. Ramsett. clerk of courts FEES. 1O1 so
do IS .86
Ole Lundquist, board for prisoners. 1913
O. Jorgen Olson, recording appoint
ment................... so
Ole Lundquist, sheriff's fees........... 1920
H. ]. Ramsett. clerk of courts fees... 163. 20
Sandven 4 Telstad, brooms......... 4.2O
Is. s. Frost, coroner's fees..".......... sos
p. II. Roise, upplies...........""........ ITO
Geo. H. Bitterness, justice fees.... ..... 1925
A. &. Gravel, rubber stamps.....,..... IS
Linn 4 Murphy, meals for jurots...... 14.7O
Swenson g. Rustad, 700
Alton Crosby, job printiug.............. rs 90
do publishing ............ $500
Pioneer Press Co.. blanks......... ...... 1.4o
do blanks............ -. 2.46
o. ]. Nickelson, meals for jurors........ 10 so
ole Lundquist, shcrif's fees .."...... :. 1857 20
1. T. Cramer, Justice fees. ............. 1895
John Feig, services on Board Of
- = County Commissioners 1850
Thos. H. Olson, services on Board OF
County Commissioners $50
John ]. Week, services on Board of
County Commissioners 1920
A. NJ Hedin, services on Board Of
< -, County Commissioners 1900
A. j, Smithson, services on Board Of
-, - County Commissioners 1880
Bills Of Alo Abrahamson and n. NJ.
.:G n Angler were laid over
On motion, it was decided to hold q
special session of the board to com.
mence on Marcel, ~, 1904 at 2 O'Clock
p. m. ss <s.>s.$. Il - r. * !. 49, ~.
On motion the board adjourned. "
Il. . =4 II 1'] John Feig, ~:
Chairman Board Of County Com.
missioners of Kandiyohi county, Min.
nesota. Ss.$ NJ. 4. 5s sz sS "
Lewis johnson, + Is IS: {. .z.#.z. s=S5
County diitor and ex.oaacio Clerk
nf Board. ..sss5 !
(sssl I.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1904-02-10
Two Through Tourist Cars to California,

Every week from St. Paul via the
Che go Great Western Railway.
Cnoice of routes west of Kansas City
via Santa Fe Route aor Rock Island
Ell Psso Route Low rates and every
comfort afforded. For further Inform.
ation apply to Il. D. Weber, T. F. +
r. A., 81. Paul, MINI.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1904-02-10
TIE COUNTY BOARD
Hold Special Session In WlIlmar
Last Week and Transact
important Business.

County Auditors Office, Kandiyohi
county, Minnesota, Feb. end, 1904.
The board of county commissioners
of Kandiyohi county, MIMI, met on
date above mentioned, pursuant to ad.
journment.
All members present.
Application of town of Holland for
an appropriation of &125. 90 from coun-
ty road and bridge fund to aid in i'm
proving certain highways in said town
was presented. read and considered.
and on motion the same was granted,
and Commissioner Olson was appoint
ed q committee of one to inspect the
work when completed and report to
the county auditor, who will then is-
sue his warrant for the amount so ap-
propriated.
A petition signed by F. Schoenek
and others in matters pertaining to
annexation of certain lands to the vii.
lage of Raymond was presented and
examined. but no action was taken.
On motion the board adjourned.
John Feig,
Chairman Board of County Com
missioners of Kandiyohi county, MINI.
Attest:
Lewis johnson,
County Auditor and ex.officio clerk
of Board.
(seal)
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1904-02-10
GREAT NORTHERN
Time osrd-vvlllmsr Station.
DAILY TRAINS. {


Arr, puget Sound Express Dep
$3.50 Pm. No. 8. ToPaeiae Coast. e.so PIN
II 40 am. No. H.. To St. Paul. 1925 an
Night Passenger, main line.
1920 pm. No. = To Wi1sipes 1870 pm
Night Passenger, Sioux City line.
$40 Q. m. No. 42 arrives at Whitman.
No. Il. To Sioux City. i 40 pm
DAILY, EXCEPT SUNDAY.
Day Passenger, St. Paul.siouxOity.
1:2Op.m. No. II. To Sioux City 1850 pm
1:Ao p m, No II. To St. Paul. 2:Oo pm
Day Passenger, St. Cloud-Fargo.
1880 pm. No. %. TO Fargo...... 1850 m
1890 pm. No.80. To St. Cloud. 2:2O pm
Aooon1oDA11oN-Daily except Sunday. Dep
No. 2s2 Going East; 70 St: Paul. ::7:o0s'H
No. 2b Going South; to Garretson. 6:16 a.n
No. 282 Going East; to St. Cloud. 2:45 Pr
Fer any information concerning the service
70 seo, schedules, etc., apply 70
L. A. MAY, Local Agon,
Willmar, MINI
;. 4. WHITNEY, eenI r. P. AZ,
st. Paul, MINI
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1904-02-10
Thirst Publication Feb 10, l904.l

First publication FEB III, t9U4.
ORDER TO EXAMINE ACCOUNTS, ETC.
STATE oF MINNESOTA, 60
County of kaLdiyohi.
In Probate Court.
Special Term, FEB. Q. 1904
In the matter of the estate OF Halvor Son.
dreson, deceased.
On reading and fling the petition OF Osmund
Lurde, Administrator OF the estate OF HalvOr
SOndresOn, deceased. representing, among
9TH r things, that he has fully administered
said estate, and praying that q time and place
be fixed for examining and allowing the anal
account of his administration. and for the as
sienment OF the residue of said estate to the
parties entitled thereto by law.
1t is ordered, that said account be examined.
and petition and application he heard by this
Court, on Monday the 7th day Of March A: D..
1904 at 10 O'Clock m at the Probate Once
10 the City of Willmar in said county.
And it Is further ordered, that notice thereof
be given to all persons interested, by publish
ing this order once in each week for three sue
cessive weeks prior to said day Of hearing, in
the Willmar Tribune, q weekly newspaper,
printed and published at Willmar in said
Dated at willmar the 9th day OF February. A.
D. 1904. BY the Court.
(sEAL) A. F. NORDIN,
Judge of Probate.
OLSON g. JOHNSON, Atty's, Willnar, MINI.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1904-02-10

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whatever language
which will be given the Seminary hail.
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who have heard him before will hear him
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