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The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1904-01-04
Sweet M6IOd El0AF..

Rave your eyes examined ana spee,
tacies accurately fitted by DR.. Hard
man, 9culist and aurist. Fordyce build
ings isazoa = sgsssaaid ianloso25ly
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1904-01-04
Dickens, School Pets.

When Charles Dickens was boy at
wellington House academy 1t was the
secret pride OF the students there that
they owned more white mice. red polls
and linnets than any other set OF boys
within their ken. These were kept in
hat boxes, drawers and even in the
school desks. A small but very accom-.
pllshed mouse which lived in the corner
Of Latin dictionary in Dickens desk
and could draw Roman chariots. fire
paper muskets and scale pasteboard
ladders fell at last into an overfull ink
pot and lost both its white coat and its
life. Dickens nevertheless won prize
for his Latin.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1904-01-04
Sweet MILDLY Flour

IN every nome where there IL plano
there should be a piano plsyer. Therp
r. noue better than The Harmonist Sold
By the Thomnsce Music COMPANY Klki
Bridge building. febis-tf
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1904-01-04
SWEET MELODY FLOUR

sSp BALTIMORE Ono
RAILROAD.
West Bound.
No. l-tdaily, due 1858 a. N.
No. daily due 1920 a. m.
No. S-tdailyl due 1913 a. IN.
No. 47-tdaily) due s.42 p N.
No. 60 daily due 1925 p. m.
East Bound.
SO. 2-tdaiiy) due 1864 a. m.
No. 46-tdaily) due 1913 a. m.
No. ~ tdaily) due $3.50 p. m.
No. 72-tdaily) due 6:5s p. nj.
No. 4-(dailyl due s.45 p. m.
w. VA. g. PITTS. DIVISION.
West Bound.
No. s-tdaily ex. Sunday Ar. o;l5 am;
Ly. 6:l5 a. m.
No. = daily Ar. $3.50 a. M; Ly. 1890
No. 5-tdaily eI. Sum- Ar. e.l5 p. M.
Lv. 1855 p. m.
No. 7-tdaily ex. SUM-, Ar. e:45 p. m.
No. o-tsunday only)7 Az. 7:20 p. M;
Lv. 7:20 ,. m. ~ az
East Bopnd
80. -lDaily ex. SUM- IN $40 a. M.
No. 2-tDaily ex SUM- Ar. $3.50 8. M;
Lv. l0:ss p m.
40. se-sanday oniyl Ar. and Ly. $40
a. IN.
No. s-tdailyl Ar. 1888 p. m; Nv. pm.
No. 47-tdaily ex- Sum- and Ly.
e5f lI:3o p. m. iIlr i.
WEST VIRGINIA SHORT LINE.
West Bound. s &
80. IT. daily ex. sunlAr. 1850 a. m.
No. 7lo-Idahy AT. s;i5 p. m. 81
East Bounc. (. Z
No. 7is--idailyi Lv. $40 = N. 81
No. 72o-tdaily ex. SUM- Lv. $3.50 p. m.
Trains Nos. z and run between
Carksburs and Sutton. "a. e
stii-'fssa d. B. MARTIN
NJ. p. r.. Baltimore
Ell G. W. BAssETT.
Q, P. A.. Baltimore,
rsf Q, ". ALLEN. e
30 ?. 4 parkszsburs.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1904-01-04
Sweet Melody Flour.

II you need any harness for your
teams. no matter Of what kind, yop
rill find Il always on hand a, Pc!
aoids. Main street lie keeps an np.tc
lac harness establishment $50
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1904-01-04
valued Competitor.

Emeline-sara is my greatest con-
ISOLATION in life.
Elizabeth Why?
Emeline- Everybody says she talks
more than do.-Detroit Free Press.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1904-01-04
Sweet Melody Flour.

Dr.. Z. B. Harper. veterinarian. will.
treat your sick aniral. Operating a
,pecialty. Charges reasonable. Office
III Pike street apr2stf
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1904-01-04
4 Daring Man.

Hes the kind OF a man who courts
danger, | understand"
"well. should say so. Why. he does
not hesitate TO open Irritation, With
any young widow he meets. 2 chicago
Post s7svts ~ s
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1904-01-04

Energy win do anything that can he
done IN this world and no talents no
circumstances no qpportnnisies, VIII
sake a man without It,1Goetbe. z,
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1904-01-04
Sweet Melody Flour.
SWEET MELODY FLOUR

Now is the time 20 get hat at a
great bargain Everything Of cost Fhg
sbeth Coffman. jll.dtf
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1904-01-04
F0LEYSHONEYAuSTAR

UuF1s UuIusf Frotunts pn0umoniO
For sale by Stone & Mercer, G. d,
Sturm & Co, and R. J. Criss.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1904-01-04
Sweet Melody Flour

Selling everything at cost sGoing out.
Il bnsiness. Elizabeth coffmsn,otnjii-tf1
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Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1904-09-22

Try sack of "hannah's Pride" -four
Once tried always used.
See McPhail's al. of threshing ma
chimes for sale if yon want bargain.
New winter samples for tailor-made
clothing on exhibition at the Bee Hive
store.
Lieut.. Wielands barber shop is now
running four chairs as the result of the
increase in fall trade.
Mrs. Teresa Donovan and daughters
returned home last Friday from
weeks visit at Winnipeg.
Cecil Mahon returned Monday to
Grand Forks where he takes up his
second year of study at the state uni
versity this fall.
VIM. Thompson was Milton visitor
here Tuesday to attend the convention
and found time to greet quite number
of his old friends.
Good dry cord wood ready for the
stove at the Langdon Lumber Cos
wood yard. Delivered to any part of
the city. Phone "a.
Mrs. Ida NJ. Thompson, state lady
commander of the Ladies of the Mac
cabees, has been the guest of Mrs. w.
j. Birmingham several days while visit
ing the Langdon hive of that order.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1904-09-22
Miss Lavina Porter, daughter of Mrs.
A. l. Birtch, is quite i'll suffering from

A. 1. Birtch, is quite i'll suffering from
inflammatory rheumatism.
The DEMOCRAT is again headquarters
for school supplies. The best that
money can buy at low prices.
For small thresher for farm use on
earnings contract, top or two seated
buggy, see Wadsworth, they will go
cheap.
Comrades H. E. Burritt and George
Swinburn were among the G. A. r.
boys in town to see the political tire
works Tuesday.
All grades of hard, soft and Ignite
coal at the Langdon Lumber Co.'S
yard. Orders delivered in any part of
the city. Phone 81. Z
Just received a new and complete
line of fancy box stationery at the
DEMOCRAT Office. You will also find all
the latest styles in visiting cards.
Last Friday evening Mr.. Harry
Diedrich and Miss Mildred Dietz, both
of Langdon, n d.. were married at the
Queens Hotel by the Rev. H. j. Borth-
wick, A. M.-Morden (Man.) Chronicle.
Cashier Getchell's compilation of the
finances of the State Bank at Wales is
we'll able to bear careful analysis.
Loans and discounts s37, 531.61; deposits
s27, 291.21: resources. s49,05395. The
influence of bank which makes show
ing like this cannot otherwise that be
beneficial to the town.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1904-09-22
DR.. KERR
DENTIST.
Schulke's Block.
DENTIST.

The banking institutions at Hannah
appear to be we'll supplied with the
"root of all evil" Their official state
ments published last week show deposits
amounting to s65,O95.O8; loans and dis
counts s101, 222.99: cash s16,7OO.39 and
aggregate resources and liabilities of
s120, 792.67. 1t may be significantly re-
marked that there's nothing the matter
with Hannah, especially SO from a
financial point of view. She's all right.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1904-09-22
WHEAT MARKET.

Prices corrected up to noon Thursday Sep.
TENDER H. 1904. by Agent Souct, Of the Cargill
Elevator Co.. Langdon, N. Oak.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1904-09-22

All grades of hard, soft and Ignite
coal at the Langdon Lumber Cos,
yard. Orders delivered in any part of
the city. Phone Ga.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1904-07-18
TALK OF THE TOWN.

Local Happenings rerseIy Told FOR Busy
Readers.
A stock reduction sale Of shoes at Bad
ger, Mclean s Co.
Oil stoves, hammocks and ice cream
freezers at the Boston Bargain Store.
Pick out one Of those straw hats at
McWhorter's for soc before you are too
late.
A lady's Butcher box calf oxford to close
at S235 The latest production in foot
wear. Badger, Mclean & Co.
Court Granite City No. Foresters Of
America will hold their annual picnic at
Caledonia Park Saturday, July "a. Spec
ial attractions,
Mrs. S NJ. York Of Manchester, N. H.,
will be at Mrs G. S. Meakers, 40 Jetfer-
son street, next Tuesday and Wednesday
70 do chiIopody and electrology; also will
have the Egyption oil preparation for the
removal Of moth and liver spots
You can't afford to miss the charming
boat ride on Lake Ghamplain July so.
Everybody Is invited TO 60 on thesModern
Woodmen's excursion. Round trip only
Sl25 for adults, 65 for children. Special
train leaves Barre 7.l5 a. M, Montpelier
7.35 a. nj.
A court Of inquiry 10 the case Of Bird
get Roland Of Barre was held Friday eve
ming before Judge Hiram Carleton In the
probate office. The woman was adiudged
an insane pauper and was committed to
the state hospital for the insane at Water.
bury.
Go on the Modern Woodmens exeur-
sion to Fort Frederic July 30. Special
train from Barre 7.15 a. m, Montpelier
7.35 to connect with steamer vermont"
Charming boat ride and three hours on
grounds. Only sl25 for adults and 65
cents for children.
The number of subscribers Of the New
England Telegraph and Telephone Co.
having reached the 1900 mark ID the
Montpelier Barre district, and the opera
tion Of this exchange In this city and
Montpelier will 60 on new schedule in
regard to the payroll. The operators have
formerly received from $3.50 to IS 90 per
week and will now receive from So to so.
The continual increase of business Is
largely due to the efforts of Manager Lyon
70 give the city as good service as posi-
BILE
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1904-07-18
CURIOUS cULLlNGs.

It is estimated that $4,000 is the
difference per annum between running
the twenty-five knot ship and running
the twenty-five knot ship.
On bs-sg sentenced to seven days at
hard labor at the workhouse for being
drunk a Lowestoft England, man took
a coin from his pocket and offered 10
toss the mayor whether It should be
fourteen days or nothing
All sorts OF records are shattered in
these progressive days. even those Of
coinage In our United States mints.
Think OF a total of S54,G03. SEQ Of gold
coined IN one place in couple Of
months, weight of lie tons.
Joseph Supernaw Of Ludlow Mass.
ON Il wager ate sixteen good sized ma
vel oranges. supernaw had eaten four
oranges when the wager was mado
and disposed Of the other twelve in
exactly twenty minutes. His previous
record in eating fruit has been twenty.
eight bananas.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1904-07-18
CURRENT COMMENT.

Dancing is now a form Of gymnas.
tics. The ordinary waltz is danced at
the pace or the old galop. ana the step
is a hop, skip and jump. London
Chronicle.
Juvenile reform constitutes one OF
the most pressing and interesting
problems with which serious minded
and thoughtful men are called on To
deal.-Atlanta Constitution
Thomas W. Lawsons testimony as
to how Sf0000O00 was made III d gas
deal goes to show that In stock speeu.
lation aii can be made as good source
Of profit as water New York World.
With respect to the emigration OF
American farmers to the south, it may
be said that the movement hitherward
Is very satisfactory Thousands OF
them have settled In Georgia, ana stil
others are coming as rapidly as they
can be expected to come. = Atlanta
Constitution.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1904-07-18
Read These Bargains Carefully.

5-Ten dozen Linen Napkins, our
sI.z5 quality, this sale, at csc
7-Thirty pairs White Rufied Muslin
Curtains, hemstitched ruffle with Batten-
burg braid, insertion and four rows Of
tucking. a bargain for SI.z5. This
sale, only csc
8Just about three dozen Women 5
Black Mercerized Petticoats. They'll
go quick The price was sz.zs to
sz.9s. The price now is Sl.0S
GA lot Of Ladies Oneita Pure White
Isle Union Suits. You know the value
Of such merchandise. Kindly make a
comparison between the value and the
price, which is 00c
1O---Ten dozen Women's Black Lace
Hose, Isle, superior quality, extra fine
finish 60 into this special sale. The right
and reasonable price is z5c. The bar
gain price Is I0c
II An assortedIot Of Towels. Huck
Towels, Damask Towels and Bath Tow
els, all put on a counter BY themselves.
All price-reduced for this occasion from
z5c each to only loc
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1904-07-18

I The first plum is an assorted lot Of
Women's Wash Waists. Some white,
some fancy. These waists regularly re-
tall At si.5o and si.69. While they
last you may choose AZ 0Sc
2-HeFe's counter piled with dainty
Muslin Underwear. One lot Of Night
Gowns, one lot Of long White Skirts. one
Tot Of Corset Covers, one lot Of Drawers.
Some OF these items have an actual value
Of 81 50. Pick from them while they
1ast at csc
3-About fifteen Women's Wash
Skirts, linen crash, made well, fit well and
hang perfectly. Regular price, SI.9S.
For this time, Sl.lO
1.-Two pieces Of Bleached Table
Damask, special value at si.oo per
yard. Take what you want, while il
Aasts, at zoe
6-Cne lot 81 Children's Cotton
Dresses, made Of good material. mostly
Light, cool, Summer fabrics. You've paid
Sz.z5 70 S. 90 for the same goods, and
were reasonably cheap at that. Nov you
san select from them At SloS
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1904-07-18
Hospital FIowers.

All the hospitals and almshouses fin
Berlin are regularly supplied with fresh
flowers from the public gardens, while
twice week each of the national
schools receives from 100 to $50 speci-
mems Of four different kinds Of plants
for use at botany lessons.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1904-07-18
Auction Sale!

Three Traverse sleds, One Pung. and MIX
Wagon. Win sell at Public Auction Wednes-
day Afternoon July 20, at 4 O'clock, at the Co
operative Store wood shen, back Of store Terms
cash +, B. CATE, Receiver
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1904-07-18
Ripe For the Picking (!

Here dozen special bargains ripe for the picking
we ask you to interpret that word especial its broads
fullest sense for every of these They have
been selected with the greatest from the big Summer equip
ment They hit your immediate needs and they priced for
this occasion with view make business jump during the
few days Each item will be sold exactly advertised There
will be no duplication at these prices.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1904-07-18
coin Abrnston.

II has been estimated that gold coin.
must be handled 2.000,000000 times
before the impression upon it becomes
obiiterated by friction, and d silver coin
8, 100000 times.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1904-07-18
AptIy Nan,ed.

One Of the most thoroughly original
works in English is "Bedlam,g play
In twenty-five acts 1t was written by
Nat Lee when confined in madhouse
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1904-07-18
SOUTH BARRE.

There Is to be an Ice cream sociabie at
Unityshall South Barre, Wednesday even
ing, July 20. Admission 10 cents. All
are cordially invited
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1904-07-18
THE BARRE DAILY TIMES
BARRE, VI, July IS 1904
weather Predictions.

Boston. July 10-Fair tonight
and Tuesday, light variable
winds.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1904-12-01
Not Pretty, but Smart,

Two fashionable women were re-
Gently calling on a new neighbor, and
while awaiting her appearance, a little
girl came into the room, evidently
bent upon the rescue Of a doll recent.
ly abandoned there. Naturally she was
viewed with some curiosity, and one
of the callers, secure in the chi1d's
obviously tender age, spelled a low
voiced comment: "Not very pretty"
To her horror, the small maiden paus.
ed on the threshold and, fixing a con.
temptuous eye upon the culprit, re-
marked with lofty composure: mo,
not very pretty but rather
s.m-a-r-t!"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1904-12-01
Women's War Organizations.

Eight organizations of women have
grown out Of the American civil war
on the northern side, to say nothing
of those that exist in the south. Be
sides the Woman's Relief Corps, which
is the best known Of them all and is
auxiliary to the Grand Army of the
Republic, there is the Association of
Army Nurses. the Ladies' Aid Society,
auxiliary to the Sons of Veterans; the
Daughters of Veterans, composed of
daughters and granddau2hters Of
unions soldiers; the Woman's Veteran
Relief Union. auxiliary to the Union
Veterans Union; the Woman's Ma.
tional Association. auxiliary to the
Union ex-Prisoners of War. and tbs
Ladies' National Association of Ma.
val Veterans.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1904-12-01
Robbed Of His Rest.

"There!" as the door bell rang twice
in succession Won Blumer sprang up
from his seat with a look of intense
annoyance and turned around swiftly
to face his wife. Have o been
shopping again." he inquired, n
iously.
mo, DEAR said Mrs. Won Blumer.
81 haven't been out Of the house to-
day."
Then" said Won Blumer, throwing
down his paper with a gesture of im-
patience, "it's a caller. No sooner
does a man come home from his work
at the ofice, worn out with the days
struggle and prepared to settle down
to a quiet evening than his peace is
disturbed by some COMPOUNDED bore.
Society is all right in its way, but
what do these people care for us or we
for them. Here l was just %congratu-
lating myself that l would be able to
get a good nights rest; and now the
dream is over I've got to sit Up and
exert myself to be pleasant to a lot of
idiots that I wish were i'll Halifax.
It's just my luck-tired out, all broken
-Halloa! what's this? A note! Umph!
All, yes, of course! Where are my
boots? Not a moment to loose. Show
him into the parlor, Dinah. Where
"Who is it, dear?" asked Mrs. Won
Blumer.
"Who is it," repeated her husband,
as he rushed by her; "who is it?'
Hooray! It's Dimpleton, with two
tickets for the theater!!"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1904-12-01
A Weddinn Present.

Congressman Perkins of New York
was in the Office of a friend, a Justice
of the peace, when a couple c.me in
the justice accepted a modest fee and
handed the bride an umbrella as she
went out. Mr.. Perkins looked on
gravely, and asked: do you always
do that, Charles?" do what? Marry
them? oh, yes" mo. 1 mean be
stow a present on the bride" "A pres
ent? Why, wasn't that her umbrella?'
gasped the judge. mo. 1t was NINE
replied the congressman, sadly.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1904-12-01
COLGATE DoINes.

Mrs. G. H. Williams was visit.
ing in Hope one day this week.
w. H. Ferris, of Hope, came
down on business one day this
week.
The Ladies' Aid society met at
the home of Mrs. G.. w. Foster
Thursday.
Mrs. G. W. Knowles visited
over night in Page the fore part
of the week.
Pat Mccarthy went to Fargo
Tuesday to spend a few days
with his family.
There's music in the air. G..
L. Williams recently presented
his wife with a new Krell piano.
Supt. Bancroft was making
his headquarters, Wednesday, at
the Office of Lumberman Morris.
G.. w. Mcdonnell took his
brother to the barrow hospital
Monday, where he will undergo
an operation for appendicitis.
Mrs. J. o. Dahl, Mrs. Ole Sat.
rom and Miss Mabel Cassidy
boarded the Cannon Ball Wednes-
day for Hope, returning in the
evening.
w. H. Furlow has spent large
portion of this week hunting for
a team of western bred horses
which strayed from his farm
Sunday evening.
Messrs K. D. Danskin, F. NJ.
Cook, Fl. S. Curry and J. J. Nc
Intyre drove to Hope last Friday
evening to attend a meeting OF
the Masonic lodge.
The stores at Colgate are ex.
hibiting a very nice line of crock.
cry and Xmas goods. Santa
Claus need go no further to re.
plenish his exhausted supply.
There was a very large attend
ance at the dance in the hal
Thanksgiving evening. Hope
and Page we're represented by
large delegations and Leon
Brown came over from Beltrami
MINI, in order not to miss the
good time.
Attorney Twitchell, Of Tower
City, was collecting the delin'
quent taxes in the northwestern
part of Barnes county Wednes
day, and drove over to Colgate t.
dine. He was much surprised
at the metropolitan growth 0:
our village.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1904-12-01
Queensland opai.

Opal, little opal, with the red fire glanos
Set my. blood a%-spinning, set my pulse
Strike the harp of memory, set my dull
heart dancing
Southwark to the sunny land and the
love of Her!
Opal, shining opal, let them call you luck.
less jewel,
Let them curse or let them covet, YOU
are still my hearts desire.
You that robbed the sun and moon and
green earth for fuel
To gather to your milky breast and fill
your veins with fire!
Green of f1uttering gum leaves above dim
watercourses.
Red of rolling dust-clouds, blue Of
summer skies.
Flash Of aints a-hre beneath the hoofs
of racing horses.
Sunlight and moonlight and light of
lovers eyes.
Pink ~clasping hands amid a Southern
summer cleaning,
Green of August grasses. white of dew
strung pearls.
Gray Of winging Wild geese through a
sunset homing,
Twined Will all the kisses Of q queen
w. H. ogilvie.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1904-12-01
A Postscript Needed.

The late Richard Hooker Wilmer,
Episcopal bishop of Alabama, was
once visiting a town where the minis
ter had taken a wife not long after the
death Of his first one. The bishop
and a companion were viewing the
first wife's monument, and the senti.
mental line was pointed out, "Tbe
light went out from my life" Beau
tlful." assented the bishop, ".but where
is the postscript "The postscript"
echoed his companion. HE forgot to
add. I have struck another MATCH"
answered the bishop.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1904-12-01
A Paragraph

One night, as a messenger from the
ONCE of an evening paper was passing
along the quays on the banks Of the
river, he heard the sound Of some one
struggling in the water.
Are you d~rowning? he shouted.
II am" replied a feeble voice from
the water.
What a PITY" said the lad; con
solingly; but cheer up, you'll have 3
nice little paragraph all to yourself in
the morning" !.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1904-12-01
THROUGH CAMPAIGN LlTERA-
TURE.

She-She is suing for a divorce.
He-I thought they were so happy?
She-So they were until he ran for
that Office, and then she found out
through reading his opponents cam.
paign literature what a villain he was.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1904-12-01
Cigar and Cigarette Machine.

The members of the Institution of
Junior Engineers. visiting Berlin,
were taken to the works Of Herr Won
Pittler. They were especially inter-
ested in the new machine for the man.
ufacture. by pressure, Of cigars and
cigarettes. This machine is fed with
finely cut tobacco, which then issues
in one long rope. which, when cut into
lengths, is ready for making up into
cigars or cigarettes, as the case may
he.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1904-12-01
Not Popular.

IA musician out Of work, are you?"
said the housekeeper; well, you'll find
q few cords in the woodshed. Suppose
you favor me with an obligato."
Pardon the pronunciation, madam"
replied the bright tramp. but Chopin
IL not popular with me"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1904-12-01
Motor Ljfeboat.

Successful experiments have been
made with a motor lifeboat at Folke.
stone, England. A two-cylinder motor
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THE ONLY LINE WITH A
WORLDS FAIR STATION

THE ONLY LINE WITH A
WORLDS FAIR STATION
This refers to the Minneapolis
& st. Louis railroad and means:
1st-TheS Shortest Line.
2nd-The most comfortable
route.
3rd-Two fine through trains
direct to the Gates of the Fair.
4th-A saving of about three
hours in time.
5th-You avoid the crowds at
the Union Depot and on the
Street cars.
6th-You save money by being
landed just where you want to go.
There are many other reasons
but "a word to the wise is sum-
Gent.
For excursion tickets, berth
reservations and a complete
Guide to the Fair, free, address
A. B. CUTTs,
G.. P, & T. a.
Minneapolis, Mimi.