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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1904-10-16

sBOY-WANTED, "A BOY TO FEED JOB
+ printing press. Apply 20 ". Mars hali
Il Street, 80 Monday morning
The Greeley tribune., 1904-03-31
Is THIS so?
Greeley People Can Decide.

You should not accept the word Of
an utter stranger as readily as that
OF a person whom you know. The
following statement is made by cit
izen, perhaps neighbor. Read it:
T. X. Wilson, clerk at Hulbut's
Grocery company, 1928 Fifteenth
street, residence lOl5 Fifteenth street,
Denver, Colo, says: "Some time in
the summer OF 1899 a gentlnan called
to see me and asked for my opinion
OF and experience with Doan's Kid.
ney Pills. 1 told him they had proved
OF lncalculable benefit and allowed
MN to make that fact known pub
licly through our Denver papers.
some time previous to his visit sent
TO drug store for box and its use
brought such beueft that l continued
the treatment until l had taken four
ooxes' when the aggravated attack of
backache which has annoyed me for
two or three months was absolutely
stopped. 1t is now over three years
since l gave my original statement
Tor publication and what | then
thought about Doan's Kidney Pills
has undoubtedly proved to be true
can only add to what 1 said at my
original interview and it has appeared
scores Of times in the Denver papers,
that up to date there has not been a
sign OF anything wrong with my kid
neys.'
Just such emphatic endorsement
can be had right here at home.
Drop into 81. Reynolds & Co.'s drug
store and ask what their customers
report.
For sale by all dealers. Price, so
cents. Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo,
n. Y, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name -Doan's-and
take no other.
The Greeley tribune., 1904-03-31
Women's Relief Corps,

The Woman's Relief Corps have
decided on the evenings Of April 20,
Il and % for their fair. As all know
or should know, the objects of our
order, we hope there will be no con-
hict in dates. We hope all patriotic
men, women and children will do all
they can to aid US. We expected to
give a full advertisement on the
entire program, but could not get IT.
ready. 1t will appear IN next weeks
county papers. Please remember
dates. COMMIITEE
The Greeley tribune., 1904-03-31
Little Locals.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..

Easter gowns at the Golden Rule.
Easter walking skirts at the Golden
Rule.
Greeley Nurseries sell trees ann
shrubs.
Garden seeds in bulk at Mack's
Grocery.
Easter belts for ladies' at the
Golden Rule.
Red, white and yellow onion sets
at Mack's Grocery.
Nice ripe Strawberries for Easter
dinner at Mack's Grocery
Try our matchless coal. F. Fl,
Gilcrest Lumber company.
Ten cents pound for Picnic ham
at the Ninth Street Market.
Picnic hams by the ton, 10 cents
pound. Ninth Street Market.
Twenty varieties OF sweet pea
seed in bulk at Mack's Grocery.
The ball game Sunday afternoon
in Island Grove park will be worth
witnessing.
Our line of wall paper is all right
and you will find prices in same con-
dition. G. ID. Horne.
Mrs. A. l.. Evans has been SER
iously i'll in her home for several days
with intlammatory rheumatism.
William NJ Neill does not seem to
improve in health He is able to get
about his room only with great
difficulty.
After eight weeks wrestling with
inilaminatory rheumatism, Or. W.
L. Miller was able to resume his
professional duties yesterday.
There are songs in "The Telephone
Girl' this season which will be
whistled and hummed all over town
after the play is produced here.
"The Telephone Girl" that unc-
tuous comedy from the New York
Casino, has made over $500, 900 for
the lucky authors, and it is still
coming money
Captain Knowlton was in Greeley
Thursday. He had been to Mime
apolis, Mimi. attending the funeral
of his mother, who died from ills
incident to age, she being IS years
old at her death. The captain left
for Fort Collins on Thursday after
Moons train.
Barron Won WiIloss, representing
the magazine ''El Porvenir," mer-
itorious publication devoted to the
west, has been in Greeley several
days in the interest Of his publica-
tion. The magazine was only started
last July, but has already gained an
enviable standing. 1t is truly vest
ern in character. and fitting repre-
sentative OF the great section west OF
the Mississippi.
At the Baptist church next Sun
day, April 3, the services will be OF
special interest. In the morning the
pastor will preach the annual Faster
sermon before Greeley Commandery
No. 10. Knights reEplar. Appro-
pirate music and singing will be rem
dered by the choir. In the evening
the Sunday school will carry out an
Easier program of songs, recitat'ons
and dialogues, entitled, 1.-The Gates
of Gold" All who do not attend
church elewshere are cordially invited
to these services.
The Greeley tribune., 1904-03-31
Easter waists at the Golden Rule.

Easter waists at the Golden Rule.
Easter millinery at the Golden
Rule.
Greeley Nurseries almost give away
stock.
Garden seeds In bulk at Mack's
Grocery.
Dill pickles, Is cents a dozen at
Marks Market.
Be sure and attend the ball game
Sunday afternoon.
Red, white and yellow onion sets
at Mack's Grocery.
Nice ripe Strawberries for Easter
dinner at Mack's Grocery.
Ten cents pound for Picnic ham
at the Ninth Street Market.
Picnic hams by the ton, 10 cents a
pound. Ninth Street Market.
Twenty varieties of sweet pea
seed in bulk at Mack's Grocery.
Mr.. and Mrs. Joe E. Painter OF
Kersey drove to Greeley yesterday OH
business.
A nice pin, ring or piece of silver
or cut glass makes a nice Easter gift.
See Glazier.
Wanted-House cleaning job work.
p. Chaplin, 1927 Ninth avenue; tele-
phone 1925 black.
Miss Nellie Chestnut OF Lucerne
has been the guest OF Mrs. d. B.
Wyatt the past week.
The standard of America, Masurys
paints, varnishes and colOrS. Sold by
the Peoples Lumber company
The pillow season is on! And Fuller
& orr are prepared to furnish the
best alfalfa lays in the market.
We carry complete line OF build
ing material, paint, oil and glass.
f. II. Gilcrest Lumber company.
The Junior L. 7. l.. will meet at
the M. E. church Friday afternoon
to practice for the contest. Please be
present.
Buy Masury's paints, valnishes and
coors from the Peoples Lumber
Masury's paints are the
standard OF America.
Now Is the time to clean alleys
and backyards. Do so before the
days get warmer, thereby insuring
better sanitary conditions.
The potato market was a trifle
weak Yesterday, a drop of five cents
being made by dealers. They claim
no orders are coming 10 them.
Ladies, you will need something in
waist sets this spring. Glazier will
Rave a line ina few days. Sterling
i yer, up to- date and prices right.
Captain Ogilvy went to Fort Col
ins yesterday. seeking some OF the
ine Shropshire ewes being fed at the
The Greeley tribune., 1904-03-31
State Agricultural college experiment.

Our line of wall paper Is now com.
plete. You can see all the novelties
and we will be pleased to show all
the different ways of using them.
G. d. Horne.
Every individual feminine beauty
In "The Telephone Girl" is not alone
a ravishingly comely maiden, but IS
a trained vocalist as we'll. Beauty
and talent go together among the
members of 1.-The Telephone Girl. "
The largest stock train of the
season left Greeley Monday for St.
Joseph, Mo-, and Chicago. 1t con-
sisted OF fifty car loads Of sheep and
lambs, five OF them owned by Charles
aud W. Fl. FAIR; two owned by A.
l.. Mumper, and the rest owned by
parties west Of Greeley.
Mr.. and Mrs. Louis Dupree last
Monday morning started for San
Diego, Calf, where they will here
after make their permanent residence.
They were accompanied by Miss
Amanda Burchill. The poor health
of Mrs. Dupree made it imperative
thai they seek another climate
Their handsome home, corner OF
Eighth avenue and Tenth street. was
sold to Sanborn, McLane & Co.
Who does not recall the old war
songs OF lS6l-65? Gust Before the
Battle, Mother,' "Tenting on the
Old Camp Ground, " Tramp, Tramp,
Tramp, - Say, DarEey, Have You
Seen My Massa" ana a host uf Others
that are only a memory to many of
The younger theater goers, but which
are recalled by their elders with a
feeling akin to enthusiasm. They
are all reproduced In the Al G. Field
spectacle, "Minstrelsy's Tribute to
the Twentieth Century" one of the
attractions presented this season BY
this superb company.
The Greeley tribune., 1904-03-31
A Favorite Remedy for Babies.

Its pleasant taste and prompt cures
have made Cham berlain's Cough
Remedy favorite with the mothers
of small children. Is quickly cures
their coughs and colds and prevents
any danger OF pneumonia or otner
serious consequences. 1t not only
cures Group, but when given as soon
as the croupy cough appears will pre-
vent the attack. For sale by all
druggists.
The Greeley tribune., 1904-03-31
u WEATHER REPORT
n BY A, L. Evans, State Nor.
NAL Observer.
Farm for Rent,

lor Rent-520 acres, fenced,
pasture, stone house. Want
10 cultivate part Of land, make
rent AID pay for his water out
pland ditch for the use OF place
year. Location seven miles
le'' OF Piatteville, same dis.
''olh ureeley, on St. Vrain
Joseph Creswell, 1888 Blake
Denver, Colo.
The Greeley tribune., 1904-03-31
Notice-Season of 1904.

The stallion Brilliant and the jack
Black Eagle will stand at the brick
barn in Lucerne commencing April
4, Monday and Tuesday OF each
week. Service fee, $40 for the
season, payable when mares are first
served. S. TITMUS, Owner.
The Greeley tribune., 1904-03-31
For Sale.

On account Of i'll health will sell
my hair dressing and manicure par
lors. Business is in prosperous con-
dition and will bear closest investlRa.
tion. MRS. NJ. B. HORTON.
The Greeley tribune., 1904-03-31

FALL MY STANDARD AND
XII brood mares, all due to foal this
k,Hal. Also I head standard bred
r. half bred Shetland, one 3-year
,sling. All cheap and worth the
beh Collie pups. Use Camps Lini-
! Camp, ir,
The Greeley tribune., 1904-03-31

Our line OF Soft Hats comprise all
the novelties, as well as the Greaco,
Nevada, Fedora and Felt Pocket,
The Greeley tribune., 1904-03-31

Sl.5O Wilson Bros. "Town Made"
Shirt. We are going to give every
body chance to buy 3 for S3,75
The Greeley tribune., 1904-03-31
Mems Shirts.

All sizes Wilson Bros. Town Made
extra quality Shirt. A shirt that
sells the world over for 81 each,
special Easter selling 3 for S.
The Greeley tribune., 1904-03-31
Mems Hats.

Never before have you had the oppor-
tunity to buy the best made stiff
hat, in the latest block, for ~, so
The Greeley tribune., 1904-03-31

e gong to evouonze the
@ and Neckwear will be
lh oeg to
Tue very newest designs and patterns For this special
"'''tNe prices See Our East Window
The Greeley tribune., 1904-03-31
Mems Fancy Hosiery.

This is what you will need for Easter
We have full line OF fancy, plain.
black or brown. These Hose are
readily worth much more, but to
help things along We will sell for
Easter, 2 pair for 25c
The Greeley tribune., 1904-03-31

Bi- Metallic Shirt, Town Made"
This shirt needs no introduction;
it is 81 number, but to make
things Interesting for Easter, will
sell them m...........3 for ~. As
The Greeley tribune., 1904-03-31

Our Spliced French Sole Half Hose
is splendid number and ls readily
worth 35c. You will find Shaw's
price per pair .25c
The Greeley tribune., 1904-03-31

Mems Drop Stitch or Lace effect or
plain Black hose Z5c
The Greeley tribune., 1904-03-31

See that nobby Young Mems Hat at
Shaw's for ~ 5O
The Greeley tribune., 1904-03-31

Sl.x5 pair. Why buy overalls
when you can buy pair for 80
little money that look like S5 pants?
The Greeley tribune., 1904-03-31
Easter Neckwear.

Our line of -Four in Hand, Teck, or
Shield Teck are beauties, at a low
price Of of..............'5 5Sic
The Greeley tribune., 1904-03-31

p0rNps OF FIRST CLASS
" l.,i.s 10 se5i. Address Jackson q
4 Ford. Colo
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-08-10
A Partisan Duel.

An extraordinary duel has just
been fought in Paris between two
youths named Matter and Lamort
The arrangement was that Malticr
was to stand with drawn sword.
while Lamort, 100 yards away and
armed with a knife, mounted his
bicycle. At the word the latter was
to ride at his best speed at his adj
versary. The combat took place III
the Rue de la Convention, and La
mort rode at breakneck speed and
succeeded in knocking down his OPP
ponent, but at the same time fell
himself. The swordsman received
a serious cut on the head from a
pedal, while the cyclist is suffering
from two severe cuts from the
sword.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-08-10
BrAiA Food Nonsense.

Another ridicuous food fad has
been branded by the most compe-
tent authorities. They have dis
PEELED the silly notion that one
kind of food is needed for brain
another for muscle, and still an
other for bones. A correct diet
will not only nourish q particular
part of the body, but will sustain
every other part. Yet, however,
good your food may be, its nutri-
ment is destroyed by Indigestion
or dyspepsia. You must prepare
for their appearance or prevent
their coming by taking regular
doses of Green's August Flower,
the favorite medicine of the
healthy millions. A few doses aids
digestion, stimulates the liver to
healthy action, purifes the blood
and makes you feel buoyant and
vigorous. You can get DR..
Green's reliable remedies at D. A.
Hendershot's.
| Get Green's Special Almanac
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-08-10
IIFEPL Ant
CURES
RHEUMATISM
In Practically Every Gaze.

Last year we treated over ll,OOO
cases of Rheumatism and only record
226 failures.
The marvellous success with which We
have met in treating rheumatism
warrants us in asserting positively
that LIFE PLANT is the greatest
remedy for RHEUMATISM on
earth. Yet we meet with some
failures-some cases are beyond
help. But no matter how severe
your case or how long standing.
II you have rheumatism you can
try LIFE PLANT at our expense.
Your own druggist will refund
your money if it fails. We have
cured 81 out of every 100 cases of
RHEUMATISM and are willing to
guarantee that LIFE PLANT will
cure YOU LIFE PLANT is an ex-
cellent tonic, and its power as
blood purifier is not eQualled by
any remedy, LIFE PLANT has
cured Eczema, Scrofula, Cancer.
and all of the worst forms of bloc |
diseases. Write for free booklet and
particulars to
THE LIFE PLANT CO.,
CANTON, o.
LIFE PLANT is for Sale by
Hill Brothers, Druggists.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-08-10
A Sweet Breath

Is a never failing sign Of a
healthy stomach. When the breath
is bad the stomach is out of or
der. There is no remedy in the
world equal to Kodol Dyspepsia
Cure for curing indigestion, dys-
pepsia and all stomach disorders.
Mrs. Mary S. Crick of White
Plains, KY, writes: 81 have been
a dyspeptic for years; tried all
kinds of remedies, but continued
to grow worse. By the use Of 10
dol I began to improve at once,
and after taking few bottles am
fully restored in weight, health
and strength and can eat what
ever I like" Kodol digests what
you eat and makes the stomach
sweet. Sold by Stotler & Corbett,
Opera House Drug store.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-08-10
GLADYS 1ruthfulness.

One morning it rained very hard,
but stopped in the afternoon, and
Gladys asked her mother if she
might 60 for walk. Her mother
said she might if she wore her rub
bers. Gladys did not like to wear
rubbers, and, as her mother was up
stairs, she thought she would go
without them, as her mother would
not be able to see her. She got her
hat and coat and put them on and
went out. After she had gone a
few blocks she went home again to
get her rubbers. When she got there
she got her rubbers and went and
told her mother about it, and her
mother said that she was glad that
her little girl was so truthful
BROOKLYN Eagle.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-08-10
a Queer MolIusk.

Did you ever see "piddock?" In
England piddocks are considered
very good to eat, and their learned
name is pholus, a genus of marine
lamelli branchiate bivalves. That is
a very big name for a little bit OF
thing, something like an oyster, that
lives in shell.
But the piddock's shell opens at
both ends, and, although it is very
thin, it is roughened in such a way
that its tiny owner can burrow in
wood, rocks or clay, hiding itself
completely, but leaving a long tube,
reaching out to the air, to breathe
through. These tubes have fringed
edges to keep out foreign matter.
One species of piddock gives a phos-
phorescent light like the FREELY.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-08-10
A Bale Of Cotton,

Or rs bushels of corn to the acre,
without the use of an ounce of
fertilizer is not an unusual yield
from lands in the famous Missis-
sippi and Yazoo river valleys,
traversed by the Illinois Central
1ailroad-the great trunk line to
the South. Farmers desiring per-
feet climate, best soil, sure crops
and steady markets would do well
to locate homes now, for prices
are rapidly advancing in this ia
vored country. Send for free
illustrated literature and letters
from farmers who have gone
South to stay, and who are per,
fectly satisfied to remain. B. A.
Eichter, Pass. and Land Agent
Illinois Central railroad, GIT Bes,
semer building, Pittsburg, Pa.
7,26,tf
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-08-10
The Ace Of Discretion.

Senator Quay and friend were
recently discussing the doings Of a
rather, gay youth living in Harris
burg, with whose family both Mr.
Quay and his friend are we'll ac-
quainted.
The friend was disposed to be Sc
we're in his criticism of the young
ster's conduct, but the senator smil,
ingly remarked that as the boy was
all right at heart it would be we'll tc
reserve Judgment and give him a
chance, and he added that he
thought the lad would pull W
when he reached the age of discre'
ton"
'STrue," reioined Mr.. Quay:
friend, "but what would you call the
age of discretion ?"
~As a rule" answered the senator
az should say that young fellow
has reached the age of discretion
when he removes from his walls thu
pictures of actresses and substitute
therefor a portrait of his wealth.
bachelor uncle"
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-08-10

"HALLEIU1Aw SHOUTED THE CAPTAIN.
orally to its support. Sometimes
too, he had interesting things to tel
about it, says the New York Times
One evening, rather late, DAILY
and a commercial traveller entered
the Fifth Avenue hotel together
DAILY, with a nod toward his com
panion, said:
"My friend and | were at a meet
ing of the army tonight. The cap
tain, after his address, passed
through the audience questioning
the people. Coming to my friend
he said:
"'What is your business, sir"
"1 am commercial traveller,
vas the answer.
"'And are you saved?'
"'Oh, I'm all right
Eat this reply the captain, turn
ing to the congregation, shouted in
a loud voice:
cHalleluia! A commercial trav-
eler saved. He can save to the ut
termost p"
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-08-10
CONDENSED STORIES.
What Dr.. Da Costa Thought OF Ball.
room FrivoIities.

DR.. J. M. Da Costa, the noted
Philadelphia physician, was, even in
his college days, hard worker and
serious minded youth, says an ex-
change.
While he was reading medicine at
the Jefferson college young Da Cos
ia upon one occasion attended a ball.
He did not enjoy this ball very
much. He would rather have been
at home at work. He wandered
here and there among the gay
crowd, looking lonely and bored.
Perceiving his plight, his hostess
took him in hand. She compliment
ed him on his success as a student.
but she urged him at the same time
to mingle now and then in the gay,
cites that are natural to youth.
Then, pointing to the sets that
were forming in the ballroom;
she asked, won't you come AND
dance the lancers 50"
eyes, I suppose so, thanks" said
the young man. Really, though
he added ruefully, 81 think I am
more fitted to lance the dancers"
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-08-10
Conundrums.

What bird is a peddler like A
hawk.
Why is a tight boot like an oak
tree? Because it produces corn
{acorn).
How do you swallow door, Bolt
it.
Why is a Waterman like a mill
horse2 Because he goes his rounds.
Why is a thump like a hatS Be
cause it is felt.
Where should starving man be
sent? To Hungary.
If farmer raises 365 bushels of
wheat in dry weather, what would
he raise in wet weather? An UNI
brella.
When is a door not a door? When
it's an egress a negress).
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-08-10
FOR THE LITTLE ONES.
How to Light Pair of Candles With
out the Aid of Fire.

TOW 10 LsBnt q = ah VI Sa"eSs "'et'
out the Aid of Fire.
Two candles are brought by the
performer to her table. She begs
the pardon of her audience for
bringing them ON unlit and says she
will proceed to correct the oversight
at once.
She reaches for a match, when,
pretending to hear a remark that
there's nothing remarkable in light
ing candles in that fashion, she
merely cries, "That's So"
Then she waves her wand and
touches each wick with it; then she
brings the wicks together, when
each candle instantly flames up and
continues to burn, says the Delinea-
tor.
The secret of this trick lies in q
previous preparation of the wicks
of the candles. One is treated with
a preparation of chlorate of potas-
SUM and sugar, and the extreme end
Of the other is moistened with sui
phuric acid.
The acid should not be applied to
the latter until few moments be-
fore the candles are brought from
behind the screen or from whatever
other place the performer goes into
retirement after each trick.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-08-10
Rishop Dudley's Delicate Rebuke.

The late Bishop Dudley of Ken
lucky could administer a rebuke
delicately, but on occasions he took
care to see that the point was plain.
One of the wealthiest members Of
his church as well as one of the
closest told him he was going
abroad.
II have never been on the ocean, .
he said to the bishop, land would
like to know something that will
keep me from getting seasick."
'You might swallow a nickel" re-
sponded the bishop. you'll never
give that up."-New York Times.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-08-10
How Japsnese Children Write.

In Japan every child is taught to
write with both hands. In America
about a million children are too
busy working with both hands to
learn to write with one.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-08-10
MolIie and Rsr Cousin.

'Mollie, dear, don't quarrel with
your little cousin; you should love
him."
"Well, I love him eos he's my
cousin; but | don't like him at all,
mamma Philadelphia Ledger.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-08-10
Oxercometh All 1hinus.

The late Dan DAILY, whenever he
was idle in New York, had a great
habit of attending Salvation Army
meetings. He believed in the Sal,
vation Army, and he contributed lib
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1904-08-10

My papa says no one can tell, when at a
frog he looks.
The distance that he's going to Jump.
Now, I'm not much at books,
But please gaze at this frog Of mine tied
to three feet Of string.
think I know when he will stop Amt
a clever thing.