Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1904-01-27

instead of pulling him around by
the hair. She gets everything she
wants in this world from the time
she begins wheedling sugar plums
out of her nurse up to the time that
she succeeds in coaxing a sealskin
jacket out of her husband. But
she is practical, comfortable sort
of little person, good manager
of household finances, and at all
times clever and sane. If you don't
mind being bamboozled she is
about the most interesting type Of
wife you can find.
There is one type Of woman who
goes through the world successfully
solely on the strength of her profile.
She is the woman with the So
called Grecian nose. Usually she
is large and ox-eyed, stupid and
statuesque, but SO imposing in APP
pearance that she manages to
hold an important position wherever
she goes without doing the least
thing to merit it. She is made
president of her club simply be-
cause she looks impressive in the
chair of honor. Her husband adores
her and treats her with Difference
that is due-her Grecian nose. But
the man who marries the woman
with the Greek profile has to work
for his honors. She requires q
handsome setting and invariably
being without energy, and she sits
quietly back and allows somebody
to make it for her. In her quiet,
cold way she is the personification
of selfshn'ess. Her egOtism is
unbounded Yet she has her points
of excellence. To the day Of her
death she is good to look upon. She
does not fade or wither like her
equiline or pug-nozed sister; her
beautiful immobile face keeps it's
contour long after her struggling
husband has ceased to struggle.
If you want pretty picture,
warranted to wear we'll and to
adorn your drawing room, a wife
who will always be a credit to you
and make your neighbours wives
appear insignificant, marry the
girl with the Grecian profile.
The girl with the irregular nose
is in class all by herself. She is
a fascinating creature, full of
possibilities. She was never born
to be married, and yet she pos
sesses most of the charming at
tributes that man demands in
wife. Stupid she is never; she is
seldom bad tempered; clever she
is always, and she is never carried
away by personal vanity. But she
is the possessor of that strange and
unaccountable thing -tempera-
ment. Three-fourths of the clever
actresses have irregular noses.
Temperament and intellect some
how mar the regularity Of
woman's face. Deep emotion and
thought cut into it but they cut
gracefully and give it a beauty that
is Elusive and will never pail.
The woman with the irregular
nose, unlike any Of her sisters,
possesses a sense of humor. But
she is as unreliable as the winds.
Today she is in love with man
and tomorrow with a book or a
picture or a profession; today she
is satisfied to sit at home by the
domestic fireside and tomorrow
she is off for Japan or Australia.
She is the kind Of a woman who
keeps a mans nerves in constant
state of tension and his heart
fuctuating between zero and 100
degrees.
THE CARE OF A NOSE.
The average woman does not
half value her profile. She will
spend hours massaging her com
plexion, curling her hair and
identifying her eyes and then will
dismiss her nose with a dab of the
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