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Arizona republican., 1904-10-22
SOCIALISM TIE REAL ISSUE

This was the subject to which J. AL bert Mallory devoted an hours time yesterday afternoon. He had a very attentive audience on the street. and probably most Of them. after hearing him, had a better idea of the facts on which socialism is based, He spoke
Arizona republican., 1904-10-22
Tirsi publication Sept 80. 1sol.
NOTICE 10 cREDIToRs-

Es5ate Of AI. O'Brier. deceased. N5- tice is hereby given by the undersiga- ed administration Of the estate of AI OfBrien deceased. to the creditors or and all persons having claims against the said deceased. to ezhi6tt them. with the necessary vouchers. within ten months after the first publication of this nos5ce to the said administra- tor at his office in the VaTley Bank building in the city Of Phoenix A-i- zona- the same being the place for the transaction of the business of said estate. m said county of ATarieopa. Arizona.
 c. F. AINSWORTH- Adnihistrator of estate of A- O'Brien.
 deceased.
 Dated tais 20th day of Ooteser. 1go4.
Arizona republican., 1904-10-22
POPULAR WANTS a.1 r-. 1,.. oa. a.ssa a.a ,. 'a !. .s,..

FOR SALE-By H. Riddle, r First avenue, several houses. One house with acre of ground Some small tracts, 3. and 10 acres. Some larger farms. Anyone wanting houses lots or farms can get excellent choice. If I cant sell, I'll donate a part. FOR SALE-DIstilled water. Light ninR Delivery.
 FOR SALE-Two 50 ton waterjacketed copper smalters, complete with blowers, slag pots, etc. Address c. W. Dietz. Silver Bell, Arizona.
Arizona republican., 1904-10-22

A woman elects to believe lots of things she calls anybody else a fool for believing.-New York Press.
Arizona republican., 1904-10-22

Settling down from the honeymoon Is like shooting the chutes--Nev fork Press
Arizona republican., 1904-10-22
Less ana Bound

FOUND-Four calves. owner will prove property, pay charges and take away or will be sold according to law Two miles north, 1-4 mile west from Six Points. Edith Evans. LOST-A dark gray coat on Christy road or Grand avenue. between HO- pens sale and the Black Canyon road. Finder please leave at BuIitis' M. ". Warren.
 LOST-Overcoat, long black silk lined. marked Parker. Bridget & Co, Washington. D. e. back coat collar. Reward. Finder kindly return to Republican office.
 FOUND-CaIne to my place, 3 miles west and 1-2 mile south of Five Points, Oct. 15, Durham COW and Durham 8 year old heifer. Heifer branded win Maltese cross on left hip. Cow blind in right eye-ao brands. Also Durham calves. white faces. CHn Collins.
 SPRAYED or stolen from Churchill school house on night of Oct. '. horse and spring wagon. Horse found. Li - beral reward for Information con cerning wagon and harness George Gilmore, R. F. D. No. 1. .FOuND-A stray hog. Black and white. Both ears cropped Came to the W. c. COlweH ranch. Tempe. .LOST-On circus day. "WoOdmen Cir ele pin with initials. IN. R. F. Finder please return to o. D. Fulton, J. w. Doris Grocery Store
Arizona republican., 1904-10-22

Is's the easiest thing in the world so make Eght of other peoples troubles- Philadelphia Record
Arizona republican., 1904-10-22
Board and Rooms

HOME SANTTARIUM for consump- tives, one mile from Tombstone. Limited number, perfect climate; beautiful home: excellent medical advice. Particulars. M. G., Box 5O6.
 BOARD AT CLAYSON'S ranch, 5 1-2 miles east Of Phoenix. Healthiest location: rooms and tents. Superb table. Baths Wagon at BerryhilTs 10 to 12 a. m. daily. J. T. White, proprietor, Box O.
 COUNTRY BOARD-Lee's ranch, six miles east of town now open for sea son. Free ride to and from Phoenix daily; board unexcelled; appoint merts complete. Get particulars of the Cooper & Blai.l< Grocery Co. PRIVATE home for strangers-Having rented and thoroughly renovated the Cox house on north Central avenue. Mrs. $. V. Montgomery is now ready tc provide her guests with the com forts of a good home. Best Of home cooking. neat. sunny rooms. Tents if preferred. Prices from $500 to Sf0.00 per week. Three blocks from Indian school car line
 EMBELLISHMENTS seek Clayson's. Edge of desert Above irrigation E belt. Dry. mild air Entirely new management. J. T. White, proprie- tor
 FURNISHED ROOMS with board. SIS State street, Brill car line,
Arizona republican., 1904-10-22

There are more than 30 makes of typewriters all of which are the worst. Chicago News.
Arizona republican., 1904-10-22

The Turkish Minister of the Navy has d salary Of sSOOO a year. He is said to be worth $12, 2,OOO. 900. Where did he get it?
Arizona republican., 1904-10-22

BOARDERS WANTED-On ranch 1-s mile south of Eastlake park No consumptives taken. Lotaa SideH.
Arizona republican., 1904-10-22

GOOD board. five dollars per week 7I4 West Polk street. Rooms nearby for rent
Arizona republican., 1904-10-22

day of Ooaeser 1908.
Arizona republican., 1904-10-22

FOR RENTING furnished rooms screen room. kitchen and bath. No sick taken. 546 West Madison st.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1904-11-11
For Sale.

Twenty thoroughbred Shropshire
lambs, registered and eligible, from 8
months to years old. Enquire at A.
E. Hartshorn 81 Sons store, E. Main st.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1904-11-11

Hunters Excursion to upper Peninsu
la points via Grand Trunk Ry. Tick
cts on sale daily until Nov. Is at great
ly reduced rates.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1904-11-11

Worlds Fair excursion via M. G. r.
r. sixty and fifteen day tickets on sale
every day, seven day coach excursion
tickets at very low rates every day ex-
cept Friday and Saturday. Through
sleepers from Jackson, berths reserved
on application, stop over allowed on all
tickets ut Chicago.
The Savannah morning news., 1904-04-24
"SMELLY-STICK" SECRETS.

She sat in tissue-paper pagoda in
the middle of a big church bazaar up
town. making perfumed umbrellas.
says the New York Times. Her name
is Yubi-wa, meaning Little Finger
Ring" and she halls from Osaka
You please buy one kasa-I mean
smelly-umbrella? ?" she said. II sell
money TO Japan Red Cross. Very good,
these American ladies. They teach me
what l know in mission school, Osaka"
All her umbrella sticks were per-
fumed or seasoned, but no amount of
coaxing would drag the secret Of how
it was done from her. Very likely the
seasoned ones were stepped in strong
oils and a little bulb held at the end of
what she called the smelly-parasols no
doubt sent cologne water through the
hollow in the sticks.
My great, great, and father back
grandfather make these smelly sticks
and my people never tell how. It's our
business to keep that knowledge in the
family. We get rich by it,"
The umbrellas, though not likely to
be seen on Broadway, are sure to be
used at Newport and Bar Harbor this
summer. They are of fawn, white, or
olive silk or crepe, exquisitely emf
broidered and painted. AS for the pat
terms, these are as varying as the ami
NAL and floral kingdoms. Dainty
swallows, spiders, and humming birds
perch on flower branches, butterflies
wing in and out of cherry and wistaria
buds, lilies float down crystal streams
The Savannah morning news., 1904-04-24
INTERFERING Mammals WHO
SPOIL DAUGHTERS CHANCES,

MY mother nearly ruined all my
chances of marriage. If I handt TAX
en- the reins of life into my own hands
should have lived and died an old
maid" said young married woman
recently to an assembly of old school
fellows. Most of them were married.
All, says the New York American, had
net together to celebrate the wedding
anniversary of the latest bride in the
old school set.
Let's have an experience meeting
about our engagements and marriages"
said a sprightly young matron. All
must be bound in honor to tell the
truth. We're lifelong friends, and can
talk candidly. The old schoolgirls pres
ent who are still spinsters can learn
by our experiences. BY other women's
mistakes wise girls correct their own, :"
she quoted mischievously.
Jack says he carried me off despite
mother doing her level best to spoil
his and my chances" said Matron
Two. You all know mother. girls!
She's a great talker, as many middle
aged women are. With the best inten-
tons in the world she used to take
the chair at all our socials at home
we poor daughters always had back
seats-talking and talking hour after
of every age and degree of eligibility,
into an unwilling circle around herself.
Jack says all our counting was done
by chance encounters in the hall.
Mother never let a man get mo-
ment's talk with any of us girls at
home"
why don't our fond mammals give
us daughters fair show with young
mem"
My mother spoiled all my chances
without meaning it," said Mat-on
Three. But where there's a Will
there's a way, and Charlie and 1 man
aged to take trip to the altar. Moth
er was forever sending her girls on
errands. l think she wanted to show
how dutiful we were. Whenever young
men came to call. it was: Rosie. do
run upstairs and bring me so-and-
so, or Just go, like a good girl and
see if your father wants anything
The Savannah morning news., 1904-04-24
FROM HER POINT OF VIEW.

The dentist said something about his
little bill. but the woman. says the
New York Press, hooked at him cold
ly.
II owe you nothing" she said.
why, madam" protested the den
fist, you surely won't deny that you
had tooth pulled in my object"
ut is more than likely that I dfd, Z"
she admitted. AT any rate. you gave
me gas, and when l regained con-
seriousness the tooth was gone. I am
quite ready to give you credit for
having removed it,
Then I do not see why you should
refuse to pay me-"
The naughty creature still regarded
him coldly. 1T looks to me-" she said.
very much like an attempt to de-
fraud"
"Madam!"
mot to use any harsher language"
she went on, 'it seems like obtaining
goods under false pretenses, and also
eXtortion."
I do not understand you," said the
astonished dentist. so far have had
nothing from you.'
MY maid informs me-" asserted the
naughty creature, that while under
the influence of gas 1 did not spare
my voice."
She was right" admitted the dan
fist. ION at least one occasion yoNr
voice landed UP in the top register"
so my maid told me-" said the
naughty creature. Until heard that
l had intended to pay your bill upon
presentation. but when / was finally
convinced that you had basely taken
advantage of my helpless condition to
extract from me some of the hlgh
notes for which 1 am in the habit of
receiving not less than $500, l was
tempted to have you arrested for lar
ceny.'
Then 1t was he recalled that she
was prima donna, and he hastily
withdrew lest in her excitement she
should pitch her voice high enough
to add another $500 to her bill for en-
tertaining him while at work.
The Savannah morning news., 1904-04-24
10Th CENTURY DEBUTANTE.

Ingenues have gone out of fashion,
and the new century debutante, says
the New York Tribune. is so afraid Of
being considered a bread and butter
miss" that she often considerably
astonishes her partners and neighbors
at dinners by her views on various
subjects and peculiar methods of eX-
pressing them.
Extraordinary little girl you put me
next to-" said fashionable man to his
hostess after dinner. II give you my
word / never was so ratified in my life!
She discussed me as coolly as if l were
an outsider and told me what she had
heard said about me without the least
embarrassment. Then before had re-
covered from shock number one she
gave me another by propounding theo-
ries which were, to say the least, origi-
nal, and followed them up by series
of questions on topical subjects, half of
which 1 could not answer. find l cam
not live up to the modern debutante
Please give me a nice, stupid, old
fashioned girl the next time 1 dine
here!"
Very young girls are so afraid of
being considered duh nowadays that
they are in danger of being thought
pert" said a feminine critic, speaking
of the evolution of the debutante dur
ing the last couple of decades. Long
fellows half afraid maiden with the
meek brown eyes is a being of the
past. There is no hesitation about our
modern maids who would, like Minerva
cap-a-pie for the conflict, spring over
the threshold between the nursery and
the drawing room with a bound"
The Savannah morning news., 1904-04-24
THE STOUT WON
ANS REVENGE,

1t was rainy, sloppy day. In a
Lexington avenue car, says the New
York Press, a man gave up his seat
. 20 an old woman who just had clam
bered aboard and could not reach the
hanging strap. That is, he intended
to give up the seat to her, but a stout
woman sitting beside him grabbed a
6-year-old girl who was standing at
her knee and lifted her into the seat.
II intended my seat for this lady,"
said the man, helping the old woman
to get further away from the crowd
at the door.
MY child has paid her fare" snap
ped the stout woman. 1.-THE seat
ceased to be yours when you gave it
uD"
"Oh, never mind, I would as soon
stand" said the old woman.
ITS selfish women like you that pre-
vent men from giving up their seats
in cars to others of your SEX said
the man, who was evidently in the
mood for a discussion, and talked so
that everybody in the car could hear
him. The woman flushed and turned
to the girl.
"Trixie,' she said, you may kneel
on the seat, if you want to, and look
out of the window"
Trixie did and for the next Ave
blocks wiped her muddy shoes on the
self-sacrificing mans trousers. The
stout woman smiled. She was re-
venged.
The Savannah morning news., 1904-04-24
SHE FELL IN WITH
A MIND READER.

She stood at the window of the rail-
road ticket office, says the New York
Press, and compared her time with
that of the depot clock.
You're too fast" she said to the
ticket agent. According to that clock
my train would be gone ten min
utes."
Which is your train?" asked the
man.
"The 2:15."
Yes, it's gone. 1t is now 1925"
You mean that your time is 2:25.
Now, my watch never was wrong
since owned it. and 1t is Just 2:l5.
I've lost a minute looking for the
train. It's too bad that things should
be run in that way"
I'VE run all trains on schedule time -
said the ticket agent.
Il should think there would be col
lisions and all sorts of happenings.
with such time as that"
The man smiled good naturally and
asked:
'Is your watch going?"
Sir! You don't think I carry a
dumb watch, do your
Sometimes ladies' watches run
down"
She held the watch to his ear and
said: You can hear for yourself"
He listened and shook his head. TITS
as dead as a doornail. You must have
forgotten to wind it last night
You must be a mind reader" said
the woman, holding the delinquent
timepiece to her own ear Il remem-
Der now I took IL off to wind it laat
night when the nTe engines went past
The Savannah morning news., 1904-04-24
WHEN THE WORM TURNED.

There is young wife in this town,
says the Baltimore Sun, who naturally
enough prides herself upon the trim
daintiness of her shoes, and in order
to live up to her reputation for small
hands and feet she very properly re-
fuses to purchase footwear that would
warrant the phrase, LAS easy as an old
shoe" on first wearing. There is a
period of what is termed breaking in"
her shoes, and her husbands unfeeling
habit on such occasions has been to
cheerfully inquire, why don't you get
shoes to fit your
1t happened that last week the hus-
band bought new pair of shoes, and,
as he expressed it, got fooled on the
number" OF course, his wife never
got fooled on the NUMBER" she made
mistakes with malice aforethought.
But, anyway, there were days of woe
in that fiat and nights of profanity and
calls for old slippers and hot foot
baths, all of which that woman bore
with heavenly meekness and silence.
The other day, however, her hege
lord announced that he was going to
break those shoes in or die; he was
going to wear them to his office and
trust to the excitement of business
duties to divert his mind from any
possible discomfort he might expert
ence The wife humbly suggested that
he take an old pair of shoes along
in case of emergency, hut he scorned
her remarks and departed.
Three hours later an Office boy ap-
peared at her home with a laconic
message to send down the oldest. big
gest and easiest masculine footgear
the house afforded. The request was
complied with promptly, but accom-
panying the parcel was a delicately
perfumed note containing the tenderly
solicitious query: why don't you get
shoes to fit you"
The Savannah morning news., 1904-04-24

Perhaps it was a sweet little DOM
este picture. But the errands used
TO keep us out of the room all the
time the young men were in it.
Why doesn't she go and look aft
er father herself. and leave you to
look after me?' Charlie used to nut
ter under his breath, and with rage
in his heart. wonder mother didn I
spoil his temper as we'll as my chances"
Girls never, never will be wives un-
til their mothers learn more tact" said
one of the unengaged school set. My
mother is so keen on showing young
men how well / have been brought up
that she keeps on reproving and train
ing my mind and morals before all who
come, so that they grow bored and
weary with hearing me put through
they give up calling in despair of a
pleasant, amusing afternoon"
That's better than being lauded up
to the Skies said the other unattach-
ed girl. II simply sit with scarlet
cheeks while mother describes me and
my domestic virtues. just as though
she were an auctioneer trying to sell a
forlorn hope to the best advantage.
I'd much rather be scolded before the
on a bargain counter, to be got rid of
at any sacrifice of dignity and self
respect"
Thirteen out of the fifteen
young women who went &c
school together voted that their
mothers had placed no end of obstacle rs
in the way of their engagements.
"AIl whose mothers spoiled their
chances of marriage hold up their
hands, insisted the hostess.
Thirteen hands were raised.
"Of course. we don't blame her.
She didn't intend to-" said all the
daughters in chorus.
The Savannah morning news., 1904-04-24
AN INTERESTING ISLAND.

1t is probable. says the New York
Herald, that the Philippine Islands are
more quantity enriched with queer cor
ners than any other of this country's
foreign possessions. Among the inter-
esting spots that have up to now es-
capped the hunter after curious things
might be mentioned the little island
of Santa Maria.
Up to a short time ago here lived
an old datto, who had numerous pref
ty wives; in fact so old and ugly was
the datto and so pretty the wives
that the latter INDUCED in affairs of
the heart when the former was not
around. Two of the wives in particu-
lar were often to be seen driving
around the streets, followed at a re-
spectacle distance by their lovesick
Romeos.
One night there was row in the
datto's harem, and the two wives
mysteriously disappeared. This came
to the ears of the officer commanding
the American troops, and the datto
was asked to explain where the wives
The Savannah morning news., 1904-04-24

as she FASTENED into a store to repair
the damage to her skirt. Then the
man addressed a few remarks to his
wifa.
IF that isn't the feminine trait all
through" he exclaimed. 81 suppose
that woman's been going all around
the town with her dress undone, and
thousands of women have seen her and
refused to tell her of it. They'd rather
gloat over her misfortune, for it
makes them feel triumphant over her
She is better dressed than most Wom-
en-. which is another reason they
wouldn't go to her aid. Cats, and
nothing else-that's what the sex is
toward other women.
DO you suppose a man would be
allowed to trot around town with his
necktie up over his collar. or a string
sticking out under his vest, without
another man hurrying to tell him of it?
guess not most emphatically. Why,
I've started from my office with my
hat denied in and been told of it sim
ultaneously by half a dozen men be-
fore l got ten feet away from my door.
That's just the difference between men
and women"
The Savannah morning news., 1904-04-24
RAPID-FIRE KISSING.

Queer things that men do were illus
trated in breach Of promise suit tried
in Birmingham, England, ten days
ago. The defense was that the plain
tiff, Mrs. Whitstone, had made the pro-
posal of marriage. The widow testi-
fed she had lost thirty pounds in
weight after the faithlessness of the
defendant had been shown He had
been most affectionate lover, had told
her women wanted him because he
could kiss so lovingly. and as a result
of his kisses she had to spend money
for new wells.
How was that?" asked Mr.. Dorset
for the defendant.
We'll, he would not wait until
raised my veil" said the widow.
DO you mean to say he bit pieces
out of it?"
He was that way inclined"
The defendant admitted kissing the
plaintiff, but did not know how it came
about.
Il suppose it was pleasant, at all
events" said the judge.
Il suppose it must have been" was
the reply.
Justice Wills said that to kiss a wild
ow time after time and to give her
ring were very dangerous things to
do. The jury gave the much-kissed
widow one farthing in damages.
The Savannah morning news., 1904-04-24
W0MAN'S INHUMANlTY
TO WOMAN.

She was daintily dressed, says the
New York World. and totally uncon-
scious of the fact that the placquet
at the back of her skirt was open and
two long white strings were dang
ling down on the outside. AS she
wendell her way through the crowd on
Twenty-third street, however, she was
about the only person on that thor
oughfare, man or woman, who was not
aware of the lapse in her wardrobe.
To the other women the dangling
strings were a never-ending source OF
amusement. They saw them, nudged
each other and gigled. or shot trium-
plant glances at the unfortunate wom-
an. as much as to say, You think
you're pretty fine. don't you? Well,
you're not, If you could only see the
back of your dress!"
And the little lady went along, look
ing in at store windows, entering and
coming out from the shops. the sheer
ing stock of salesladies, floor walkers
(who may be almost classed with the
women), other shoppers and, in fact,
the entire feminine contingent.
1t was vastly different with the men.
Some there were, of course, who snick-
cred at the sight of the strings, but
the majoritY looked at the woman
rather pityingly and seemed anxious
TO tell her of her predicament, but
were deferred through bashfulness OF
a doubt as to how she would accept
their information. IT is a dangerous
thing to speak TO woman on Twenty
third street unless the man is willing
TO have the whole shopping population
! call him a flirt. So the men who saw
| the little woman and noticed her pre-
! dicament simply scowled at the other
women for laughing at her. and pass
| ed on.
Finally, however, along came the
man who dared. He was with his
| wife, which may account for his brav-
| cry in the case. AS he saw the wom-
an with her skirt unfastened he mud
| ged his wife and said. Go and tell
| that woman her dress is open. It's a
| shame the way she's being laughed at.
| Hurry up: if you don't / will"
| So his Wife, though reluctantly, obey
| ed him, and was rewarded by hearty
| thank you from the blushing woman
The Savannah morning news., 1904-04-24
SAVANNAH MORNING NEWS: SUNDAY. APRIL "a. 1904.

from Jamaica on a visit. Being
stranger 10 the Vanderbilts, she had
received no invitation.
The sexton told her that il was i'm
possible for him to admit her-that it
was a matter for the brides mother to
decide but that as she was an English
subject and a person of some impor-
lance in the Island Of Jamaica, he had
no doubt if she would write to Mrs.
Vanderbilt. explaining the circum-
stances, she would receive a card adj
mitting her to the wedding.
But replied the woman. Il don't
care anything about the wedding it
self. 1 simply want to get a good look
at the Duke of Marlborough"
"Oh, If that's all you want, it's
your already" promptly responded the
sexton, who had seen her at church
service seated in the pew back of that
occupied by the Duke and his f1ancee.
You sat directly back Of him yester-
day"
"Heavens!" exclaimed the surprised
Britisher. Was that the Duke? Why,
l supposed it was the young lady's
little brother"