Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1904-06-10
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A little fellow said of all the things
he saw at the circus he liked the little
condensed horses best Shetland po-
nies
Meeker-My wife and l always set.
tie our differences by arbitration.
Bradey-Who is the arbitrator? Meek
er-My wife, of course--Exchange
Employer-You are too slow about
your work. Office Boy (cheerfully)-
Oh, WELL what | don't do to-day | kin
do morrer.-Indianap Journal.
"she did not wish to be an old maid
and still she detested the society of
men," How did she manager" "She
married clubman. Houston Post
An how's yer husband the day."
asked Mrs Rafferty, of Mrs. Muldoon.
"sure, an he's no better replied Mrs.
MHldoon. THE doctors afraid moral-
/ ty will set in"
Mistress-So you want me to read
this love letter to you? Mald-lf you.
PLACE, mum. And I've borught We some
cotton wool ye can stuff in yer ears
while We read it,
Sharpe-Yes, Parker invented the
safest arship ever heard of Wheal-
ton-But it refused to fly. You couldn't
go up on It, Sharpe-That's why |
say it was the safest
Here we have only been married
two days, Clarence, and you're scold-
ing me already" Il know, my dear,
but just think how long | have been
waiting for the chance
81 see you are wearing my old en-
gagement ring" Yes; isn't it perfect
ly lovely to be engaged to 1ack?" Yes,
indeed! He's SO deliciously serious
about it, isn't heT-Detroit Free
Press.
Just Hint: Mr. Sloman-It's so
strange that we have no national flow
er. We certainly should have one
Miss Waite significantly1-Yes
think the orange blossom would be
nice.-Exchange.
Does your wife do much fancy
work?' Fancy work? She won't
even let porous plaster come into the
house without crocheting a red border
round 1t and running a yellow ribbon
through the holes"
Ascum-Some people are saying
that you made most of your money In
politics Leader-But others are say
ing | made most of my money out of
politics. So who are We going to be-
Observation-Disclosures Press
DO you believe" she asked, "that
a genius can possibly be a good hus-
band?' We'll" he modestly replied,
II would prefer not to answer that
question But my wife ought to be
able to tell you. Exchange
Patience-Woman is woman's best
friend, after all. Patrice-I guess
you're right. Patience-Ce Certainly I'm
right. Even when she is getting mar
ried, doesn't man give her away, and
her maid of honor stand up for her?
Mr. Dabble.' said lawyer to a
witness In the box. ''at the time these
papers were executed you were specu-
/ lating, We're you not?" Yes, sir"
You were in OIL Il was And
what are you in now?" Bankruptcy"
was the solemn reply.
Fall styles for school children"
read Mrs Hooper. That seems like
a great extravaganza Just look at the
/ illustrations" That's all right" com
mented Mr.. Hooper; our children have
all sorts of fall styles, and most of
them are illustrated with bumps"
How is it, dear Chum, are you re-
+ lated TO that celebrated Professor Kirk
in Halle?" Yes. but very dlstantlyp
How dlstant?" He is my brotherw
How can you call that dlstantly re-
I lated?" well, you see, there are ten
brothers and sisters between him and
myself"
Il suppose that Dewey will be ex-
pected to make little speech to admir-
/ ing friends at every place that the
! Olympia calls remarked the obsery-
ant boarder. That" added the cross
eyed boarder, will make a great many
deck Grafton days this year. Pitts
burg Chronicle Telegraph.
rs this new combinat ton what you
would call trustE' asked the young
woman who asks questions simply for
Z fear the conversation will lag. Well"
answered Mr.. Cumrox. sit depends al
together on which side of the deal your
interests lie. If you are one of the or
ganizers It's a trust. but If you're one
of the consuming public It's well-de-
veloped suspicion. "-Washington Star.
\ Springfield school teacher received
the following note from the mother Of
one of her pupils on Monday: Dear
Miss, You writ me about whipping
Sammy. l hereby give You permits
sion to beet him mp eny time 1t is nee
essary to learn him lesens He is juste
like his father-you have to learn him
with a club. Pound noiege into him.
I wants him to git it and don't nay no