New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-08-27


posed parade AT Louisville had 20 be abandoned
because suitable steeds could not be secured
FALL STYLES IN PEOPLE
The styles In people FOR tho fall
VIII be both trim and neat;
with important change at al
IN hands or eyes or feet.
In lodging autos. trucks and trains.
Says Madame de Ia Mode.
Though morals are in vogue this year.
They'll wear them rather low.
APd many sf5nd9ls WIN y aPP sS6v
New fads in fashionable disease
Fo1 ~ Ye 59G9 GGns sp M nI e9uO'
Have gone entirely out.
Stripes will be worn by boodlers who
Last year we're fond OF checks:
f% Wib s6m %sil DC ! PfgPgf ne .
brides viii be trimmed with dollar signs.
The kind that won't corroie.
Thus all will fall IN graceful lines"
Life.
Sunshine Is so rare in England that the govern
ment takes great care 70 measure IL. The Official
summing up for 1903 regards sunshine shows
that all districts I'm the British isles with one
cepton. fell short Of the average. The exception
was England northwest including Manchester.
that curously had excess or 81 sunny hours.
In Scotland north. west and east. the deficit was
81 hours. IS hours and lS3 hours. England north
and short by I0T hours and l3s
hours. while in England south and southwest the
dehcit IS hours and lis hours The Mdlands
behind by sS hours. In ireland north and
south the shortage was 81 hours and ll3 hours.
Commonly the islands In the English Channel have
a large share OF sunshine. but last year they
l35 sunny hours short
"A Judge will sit on his bench all day and say
fifty times. You are discharged remarked the OBJ
home and his wife requests him 70 so into tho
kitchen and repeat those words 10 the cook he's
ready for the woods "-YonkerS Statesman.
The Editor OF The Emporia (Kansas) Gazette"
hot ~ rtal gY ragSa
hell and had overproducton." makes this inter
esting confession:
This Is The Gazette's" lucky day. Eight years
%gH an aes eqed b What's the matter
luck has been In the shop ever since. Since that
6aldns IN @as SG s bought tST aSS
paid for home for It's editor: has multiplied ITS
lation OF a little two thousand daies and pays
IN pn By w SeAe e aenP
dred papers on the town site of Emporia. and has
its two thousand Weekly subscription lists c ;c
Wee up o2ser 10 DATE na9 any other county
Kansas" was scratch shot 1t couldn't be
IN the pece Was merely sSs or
had been heard on the streets. in Office and on
that Time But t Drought lots Of and ee e mani an
mand tor sti continues and two or three letters
a week have come 70 the office inqurIng for the
TO do with present conditions in Kansas than a
description of the Garden OF Eden had TO do with
Jackson County, Mo-, but nevertheless the article
still goes
Governor Bachelor OF New Hampshire dislike,
tramps ''One of my first experiences with
tramps" he said the other day. happened In my
early youth. On fine summer morning was TAX
Ing walk through the country. The road was
white and Arm. In the green fields the farmers
worked In their brown overalls. The birds sang In
the woods and the air was sweet with the scent
OF pine tree. grass and flowers. In Il lonely place a
tramp lay under a tree. lie my approach
and in a melancholy he told n hard luck
story and asked for aims. ! gave him some small
change and then | said encouragngly: Down
there on the left my friend. there Is farmer who
wants men TO help him thrash wheat 'Thankee
sir said the tramp, turning to the right
Thankee. I might have gone down that way &C.
cidental like -
Three things there are In summertime
That make one fret and stew
A smart MOSQUITO bite Is one.
Tight shoes the other two.
-tBuralo Express
An indignant letter dictated by clever old gem
tleman runs thus: "sir. my stenograp her being a
LADY, cannot take down what think OF YOU l.
being a gentleman. cannot express II: but YOU
being neither can readily divine f."
Chauncey Depew is skirting right around seventy
but as a public speaker he does not take the dust
from the best of them yet, In for-alI speak
/ or better and he is not confined to a single gait.
He can trot pace run and at either gait he can
| lead the bunch.-CTopek Msu and Breeze