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The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1904-04-13
Crawford County Sunday School
Convention,

To be held on April 23d and 24th-Denison. |
PROGRAM.
SATURDAY APRIL 90 AT 2 o'CLoCK. p. N.
Song Service. 49,. Led by Mrs. Van Ness |
2:20-"The Study of the Sunday School
Lesson for the following Sunday IL
Illustrating a good method OF teach
ing Bible Class.,,. by Prof. Van Ness
Singing. -. ..... $3.50. ..lCongregation
2:45-Roll Gall OF County and Districts,
each county .ofacer, and president
and secretary of each county dis
trict, give an account OF their Sun
day work OF his district and tell Its
needs for future.
3;l5-"Round Table''-House to House
Visitation. /. Led by John L. Richardson
Solo. ........ Miss Flora Polster, Denison
Helpful Points Received at the
State Convention" Miss Lessie Marshall
3;45-"sunday School Management
DR.. Norman. Dow City
Discussion supt Thornburg, Charter Oak
4:10-"Teachers Training and Qualitica-
tions"-Paper. .Supt Prather Dow City
Discussion Mrs. Il. P. Morgan. Deloit
4:4O-"Effective Methods OF Teaching the
Temperance Lessons" ...........
Albert Heaiy. Denison
General Discussion.
Report OF Committees.
Election of officers.
Adjournment for Supper.
EVENING SESSION.
7:3o-Song Service ;. Led by Sears McHenry
Prayer. ~
Anthem-Choirs OF Baptist, Pres
byterian and NJ. f. Churches.
7:t5-. Childhood, its Power and its
Claims
Address . Rev. A. Z. Bashford, Arion
Solo,. Mrs. d. b. Prather Dow City
Singing ........ 49,. ;. Congregation
s:ao-"The Sunday School Training to
Habits OF Reverence" Address
............R Rev G. E. Morphy
Announcements for Sunday.
| Adjournment.
SUNDAY AFTERNOON SESSION.
2:so-song and Devotional Led by l.. Cassaday
2:45-"How to Interest Pupils in Home
Reading and in the Lesson j. b. Romans
General Discussion.
3:l5-''Weak Points IN the Sunday
School" ......E Il. w. Pierce. Denison
Discussion ..E f. r. Smell, nenison
3:45-Solo. Mrs. w. j. Todd, West Side
{. The Boys and Young Men'swork"
d. w. welton, Denison, Myrtle Barber
4:OO-"Ihe teachers reward -. Prof E.
| Lewis West Side, Mrs. Sears Nc
Henry.
Singing and Announcements.
EVENING SESSION.
:; sc-song Service and Topic for Testimony
THE influence of the sunday school OF
after lirc' Ledby Morris McHenr,
Apthem =. Choirs OF Denison Churche
s.DQ-Address The Sunday school as al
Eyangelistic Agency ..............
..........R Rev. W. j, Todd, West sid
Male Quartette,
s:so-Address The Greatness of the sunda
school,. Rev. sharp neniso
sole. ...... Miss Allie SeWel
Announcements and Reports.
Adjournment.
Pastors and Sunday School Superintend
ents are requested to read the above program
to their congregations and schools and urs
them TO send delegations.
Free entertainments al VISITORS
Everyone inyTtsd to attend.
REV. i. p. MORGAN President
f. L. HOFFMAN, Secretary.
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To Route Six Patrons.

Those expecting to receive their
mail on route or to have services
from different route than at present
after April 1st, are hereby urged to
notify their newspapers of their pro-
posed change of address at once in or
der to avoid delays at the beginning OF
this service.
f. w. MEYERS p. M.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1904-04-13
His Wheel.

That's pretty noisy passenger
you've got in there remarked the man
who was smoking on the front plat
form. is he crazy or only drunk"
Neither one" said the motorman.
"He's Just got a dat wheel In his head. =
Chicago Tribune.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1904-04-13

Father This thing has got to stop.
You keep me putting my hand in my
pocket all the time.
Daughter All right, papa. I'll have
the rest of my purchases charged.-San
Francisco Examiner.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1904-01-28
Office Rooms for Rent!

2 large, well lighted, Communicating
rooms, suitable for most any public
business, $500 per month.
l large front room, with bay window,
best location in the city, $3.50 per
month rent.
! medium size room, next to front,
suitable for small Office, s6.25 per month.
2 rear rooms, communicating, furnish
ed, one for sleeping room other for Of
ice, splendid light, bath included, win
make satisfactory price to the right
parties.
All second floor rooms in splendid To-
cations
Private sleeping rooms
communicating, Bird floor rooms, well
furnished, heated and lighted and bath,
suitable for two or three gentlemen, or
will rent each room separately. Price
sery reasonable to right parties.
Fo further information call at Room
No. !, Rookery Building. Jan.ls.tf
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Book on we ROYAL RLur.

The January number. Book Of II,
Royal Blne,p has started the year with . !
new feahlre Each number during the
ensuing year Win contain two pages Of
the clamcteristic work Of two Of ne
most prominent Ameriss,n Press Hunlor-
ISIS, and consequently. its readers may
look forward to variety Of entertain.
ing iiterature of This character in the
future.
It is also the esideavor Of the publish
ers TO present some beautiful picture, on
the line of the Baltimore & Ohio Rail-
road each month as a frontispiece, VITA
a descriptive poem of some wen known
author.
The articles on the Worlds Fair ut st.
Louis are the best detailed descriptions
published. The February number cs-
pccially, viii be devoted to the beauties
of the exposition from an architectural
standpoint.
A noticeable feature of the Book Of
the Royal Blue,n is that 1t stands alone
among railroad publications in using lis
advertising pages exclusively to portray
the merits of the Baltimore & Ohio sys.
tenn, and as much care is given 10 these
pages 20 make them Interesting as Is
given to the other features of the book.
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a onc.,Ion Of nNerre.r

The hotel barber shop has It's little
Joke as well as any other part of the
house.
In the tonsorial establishment OF one
OF the downtown obstetrics the other
day drummer who knew all the doc
tors was being operated upon. Near by
swell barber shop had been set up In
business. with plate mirrors. mahog-
any furniture and the like, and was
making a great splash for business.
"Hows the new barber shop getting
on next door, asked the drummer OF
one of the BARRIERS
'oh, $685." Yves the reply. .'How-
ever. we manage 10 keep at work" he
added, just 10 show that though there
may be buffers in competition is the
life of trade.
II suppose you do get few still who
don't see the other place" remarked the
drummer
BY this time the barber was sarcas
tic.
Yes, indeed be said. "They wan
der in here occaslonally-a few like
yourself, you know-and | suppose aft.
err they get In they don't have nerve
enough TO 60 out"
Not at all, said the drummer 81
think it's nerve that keeps them in"
And the laugh was on the house.-De.
troit Free Press.
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DR.. Pigou, the dean of Bristol, had
been pointing out the openings in
church work to an audience of clerics
and lay women of devoted lives. In
getting down to specific cases, as he
confesscs in his book, odds and
Ends" he said:
Next to opportunity we think of the
instruments fitted to the opportunity.
Naturally our thoughts turn to widows
who are widows indeed whom God
has taken aside from the world by sor.
row for life of devotion to his serv.
Ice"
The dean paused. He was thinking
secondly of unmarried women. Why
be did not say unmarried women he
cannot understand. He thinks lie may
have been nervous about using the old
fashioned word spinster, so he said.
Next we think of those women
whose prospects Of marriage are slowly
fading"
There was an instant roar OF laugh.
ter, in which the archbishop and some
of the married lay women joined. The
discounted dean deprecated the un.
seemly merriment as best he could
But he did not mend matters gteatly.
for he went on:
MANY of whom have in my minds
eye"
There was another burst of laughter,
and Dean Pigou went hurriedly on TO
thirdly"
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MESSENGER
CANEENSIS
BY Barry Pain
BY Barry Pain
copw,lgAt. 81. y :: 9. Meclue

1t was close and suItry. No breath of
air stirred the pines. and the mullen
stalks beside the roadway were dropped
fat TO earth. Even the drone OF the To-
Gusts seemed faint and dispIrited. and
the occasional cry OF a blue jay in the
woods was far more in the nature of a
protest than anything else.
On the top rider of the rickety rail
fence beside the road sat Mr.. Thomas
Morley Gray, smoking very methodIc-
ally. as lie did all things, an ancient
brier pipe. A huge pine shaded his
perch. but for all that Mr.. Gray was
pcrspiring and evidently Ill at ease.
Every few minutes he looked at his
watch. and every time he did this he
srupted disgustedly and uttered an ex-
pletive under his breath.
When an hour had passed-a long,
dragging hour-durfng which he had
alternately famed himself with his hat
ana waged unequal combat with the
mosquitoes, which despite the smoke
had declared hostilities, Gray put on
his hat with determined air and slid
down from the fence. AS he did so he
saw cloud of dust moving along the
roadway in his direction. Then out of
the dust cloud emerged a yellow dog.
trotting along heavily. with his tongue
lolllng from his mouth.
At the sight of the man the dog gave
vent TO series Of joyful banks. He
came the remaining distance in long
bounds. and when he reached the man
he stood before him, his tail in violent
motion.
BILLY said Gray, stopping to pat
the painting beast-''good old Billy!
What-what the He broke Off sud
denly in surprise. for tied TO the dogs
collar was a violet envelope of small
dimensions. and the superscription on
1t was his own name. Gray snatched
the envelope and tore 1t open.
( Dear old Tommy" he read.
"Humph!" he interpolated. 81 know
these dear old Tommies' He
again turned TO the note
can't read CHANGER beneath the h,-
pine tree with you this afternoon because
m going out automobiling with Mr.. Ben
nett. Excuse haste ana b-evity. but he is
waiting Tor me now. shall show Billy
your golf clubs here and tell him 10 find
you. which I'm sure he'll do Now. don't
be angry and make me call you Tommy
Green Eyes again. Trusting Billy may
find you soon. HELEN
Mr.. Gray surveyed the cloudIess sky
for several tumultuous moments.
.aNnvxv
The sentence died In an inane gurgle,
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BOOK OF
THE PLAY
Of Quincy Adams Sawyer" Which i.
Coming to the Grand, Selling Below
Cost By Special Arrangement of
Manager Fariand.

Manager r. A. Farland. Of the Tmders'
Grand Opera House, has made special
arrangements with Nusbaums' book
store, at 3Os Main street. to sell the
book Quincy Adams Sawyer at 500
less than the fixed price. One hundred
copies Of the book las been placed on
sale. The regular retail price Of the
book i $3.50, but II win be sold at the
Tow price Of so cents, mtil lie lot Is
gone. The books are cloth bound ana
great bargain.
This arrangement was made by Mar
ager Farlaud in Anticipation Of the com,
ing attraction Of Quincy Adams Saw
yer al The opera house on March 10.
The play is dramatized from the novel
Of New England rural life that has met
more Success. and the sale Of thousands
Of more copies than any other like novel
published. The play made long con
tinued run at the Boston theaaer AMI
was the most successful production ever
staged there in years.
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Mss DRSNIsoN SAW A STRANGE ocTPII
rRoTTING sEpArELY ACROSS THE LAWN.
while Grays face grew wrqthfully red,
and great beads of perspiratlon stood
on his forehead. Then he tore a leaf
from his notebook, hastily scrawled a
few words and tied 1t TO Billy's collar,
where the other note had reposed.
He arose and. followed by the dog
stalked down the road. When they
came to the fork, Gray pointed down.
the left hand road and said sternly.
Home, Billy. Home. sir" After he
had watched the dog trot Off detect
eddy into the dust he himself went
slowly up the other road.
Late that evening Billy scrambled
into the hammock where his mistress
lay. She saw the note and in the dim
light from tine window beside her read
these words:
Ny Dear Helen-I trust you'll have
pleasant afternoon. Undoubtedly IL will
be much preferable TO Chaucer beneath
the pine. Billy reached me after / had
waited several hours for you. The time
passed very pleasantly, thanks to the VII
famous neat and swarms OF famine strfck.
en- mosquitoes. Being the soul OF devo.
ton. shall be delighted any afternoon
In the future to go through the inquisl-
ton again for the sake of the reward OF q
similar note. telling me you are automo-
bling with the latest arrival IN town
THOMAS NJ. GRAY.
The next afternoon. ms Gray was
knocking Il bah about the links. Billy
again came trotting mp with the violet
envelope attached to his collar. In
the shade OF some sumac bushes Gray
read the contents:
Your latest outburst duly received De.
Billy. Mr.. Tommy Green Eyes Pray,
don't subject yourself 10 heat and mos.
quitoes on my account. HELEN.
The note Billy carried back read an
follows:
Thanks. had no intention Of doing SO
T. II. G
Then for week there was silence
between them. Gray in his anger care.
fully avcded the DennIson cottage IN
his walks along the shore Every after.
neon. however. as he sat on the pIazzn
Of the casino be saw Helen Dennison
and Hammett dash by in an automo-
bile, which very probably accounts for
MIR Thomas Morley Gray's proneness
TO knock about the bay in his catboat,
carrying full sail in double reef
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Many have asked, "Why is Quincy
Adams Sawyer called the best New Eng.
lang play ever writteni" The answer
has invariably been, Because it's dit.
ferent from amy other play OF its class
But why is it difTerenty' "oh, every
thing is 50 natural, the people are just
like the people You see in the country,
the scenery is just as read as-any.
tiiing,n is the reply.
The liirskins-bee scene alone would
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RAILROAD.

West Bound.
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East Bound.
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No. ls-tdaily) due $3.50 P, m.
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W. VA. g. PITTS. DIVISION.
West Bound.
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No. l-tdaily) Ar. $3.50 a. m; Lv. 1880
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Trains Nos. and 8 run between
Clarksburg and Sutton
D.B. MARTIN,
M-P.T. Baltimore.
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@. P. A., Baltimore.
G. W. ALLEN.
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@rHE SIGN OF THE CROSS

The Sign Of the Cross" Wilson Bar
retts religious and historical drama. has
had a phenomenal record. It has been
running for over eight years in England
and Amerisa. The subject of the play
deals with the inhuman persecution OF
the early Christians by the Emperor
Nero, and the author has built on this
scheme an interesting and absorbing
drama. The effect Of such play pre-
sented BY a strong company Of well
known actors, under the management OF
Fred. G. Berger, is greatly enhanced by
a series of magnificent stage pictures
that are Historically correct. The or
ganization comprises twenty two people,
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breeze.
Early one evening Gray was crossing
the lawn OF the casino when he heard
a mighty yeiping and ki-yi-ing in the
road. He turned back 10 find Billy and
brindle bull terrier hard at It. With
judicious kicks be managed to get them
apart; then his heart came into his
throat. for attached 10 Bllly's collar
was a bit OF violet envelope. Gray
snatched 1t eagerly. II had been sadly
mutilated in the fray. but few words
In one corner OF the paper were stlll
legible. Il WINS just trying to make
You jealous" he read. and in another
place he made out, I'm lonesome for
you. you foolish
Miss Helen DennIson, sitting on the
broad veranda Of the cottage. saw a
strange outfit trotting sedately across
the lawn. II was Billy, a wreath OF
oak leaves about his neck and tied to
his tail small silk dag. which fut-
tered bravely In the breeze. Prominent
on the oak wreath was an envelope ad.
dressed 10 herself:
My Dear Heien-she read and laughed
softly-I received but the merest frag-
ments of your note. for Billy tried con-
illusions with a bull terrier with disas-
trous results. Nevertheless enough re-
manned TO give me considerable enlighten-
ment Billys appearance when he reaches
you--if he doesn't get into other difficult
ties on the way-is the result OF my poor
attempt TO express my state OF mind.
We'd better make II early fall and spend
our honeymoon in the Berkshires.
And Mr.. Thomas Morley Gray. who
strobe up the gravel walk at that mo-
ment, beheld Billy struggling from the
embrace OF young woman, who
blushed furiously as she saw him
standing there.
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QUINCY ADAMS SAW TER.

The scenic equipment Of @Qincy Adams
Sawyer" which win be seen here March
10, 1901. at the Grand opera house, is
very elaborate, and IS built for the pro.
duetion. The managers of the play were
determined that nothing should mar the
genuineness Of the country atmosphere,
adn no expense has been spared in the
stage settings.
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FOOTLI6HT FLASHES.
; ; =
HAVING CONTINUED SUCCESS.

The Miss Bob White Company IS
having continuous and uninterrupted
success and giving delightful renaitions
Of Spcuoer's pretty opera. -:he produc-
ton this year j. oneof the most elaborate
and contains in its personnel many OF
tie most beautiful women Of the stage.
The cast includes Neil Mcneil. Frank
Deshon, DopGthy Hunting Alice Dewey,
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ever produced. demanding large cast
of splendid ability and requiring scenery.
costumes and effects unequalley for
splendor and magnifcence. This. entire
production will appear at the Traders
Grand Opera House on Saturday Jan.
nary SOth.
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said: ut is wonderful production,
leaving strong impressions on all who
witness it."
Clergymen in every city of the world
have unanimously endorsed this produc-
ton 1t is without doubt the strongest
and most elaborate drama the stage ba.
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and ePrincess Bcuaie' arestill whi,tled
and taalnet in every household fas ii
his third opera ono-pencered himself and
Messrs. Nixon & Zimmerman, the fam
ons Tagn1tes who win present the Spen-
Ger tHerR in this city in few weeks,
have given that work the most complete
luxurious and surrepti.ions mounting
ever accorded a Spencer opera. II is
complete, delightful and picturesque. but
not overiressei, nor ovrrlone and the
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and loads OF scenery and costumes are
carried.
The Philadelphia Record, of November
2srd, said:~ The Soan OF the Cross is
one Of the most remarkable plays OF the
age The Washington Times recently
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Edith Blair, May Bouton, Harry Wilson
and Others and is conveyed by an or.
chestra of high class musicians. which
IN conjunction with the regular Or hes
tras of the theatres. makes the prcsenta.
tation a perfect one unsteady.
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WANT DEPARTMENT

FOR sALE-Ncw frame dwelling sit.
aated in Broad oaks best residence sec.
lion of city. Ten rooms, reception han
and bath noon Main rooms oak finish,
cabinet mantels, not and cold water.
Special bargain if sold this month. Adj
dress, Owner, Box AL. clarlxsburg.
Jan.l3-d.tf.
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Hes a mercenary wretch"
sswhat makes You think so?r
'.He married Miss Goldie Rox, and
was trying 10 get her myself. - Chicago
Post
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win fame for the play. The real red ears,
the real kisses. the real supper and the
natural and humorous Incidents attend.
ing the features have pleased immense
audiences all over the country.
There is genuine comedy all through
the play, and the few touches of pathos
strike as true and convincing. The story
is a simple and sweet one, appealing
to the heart. There is nothing in it op-
preaching a villain or an adventures for
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Ascum-welI. well, / congratulate
you old man; and how is the baby to
be namedg
PopIey By my wife's people. It
-ees.ss.- a ss.i.asla--
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"MIss BOB WHITE"
TO PLAY HERE AGAIN.
Miss Bob White" comedy opera by
Willard spences, whose 1ittle tycoon
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Great saie nov going on at WIN Nus
baams. Janl4ff.
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For Rent-one large 'front.' room. fur.
aished. Apply at CAS- West Main street.
sep4-tf
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FOR RENT-New seycu-rGcm h5ase.
with bath and modern oonrenicnces. Adj
lress Post Office Fox 200. .Jan.ls.lot.
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For Rent-one well-furnished front
room, with bath. Apply GIG West Main
street. deci7tf
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wear. her HAIR short Now.

As she stepped bareheaded into the
elevator in Broadway business build.
ing all the men in the car admired her
wealth Of chestnut hair. II lowered In
pompadour tier, built up mansard
fashion. above her rosy little checks.
But 1t gllstened suspiciously. There
was a smell of brilliantine. benzine or
something like that. One Of those men
who cannot go around without cigar
blazing MS fiercely as the one that VIII
liam Gillette used In the famous dark
scene OF Sherlock Holmes got In at
the eighth floor and crowded his way
behind the girl. Somehow or other the
cigar and the hair came together and
at once got busy The pompadour fiz
sled, sputtered and sizzled like n pin
wheel One man put his hat on H. the
elevator man stopped the car, and the
shrieking girl was hustled into the hall
with badly damaged silk tile sur
mounting her neat wash blouse. The
Gre was out IN five seconds. without the
assistance OF hand grenades. The man
with the cigar said he was sorry and
asked IL there was anything he could
do.
Sorry" shouted the girl do! What
can you do? You foolr-New Yusk
Pstss.
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Lost-1hree-fourth yard of pink
panne velvet, between the Parson-soud.
ens %. store and Mrs. Beard Modiste.
Mechanic street. Finder win please re.
burn to 62o Mulberry street, or tae Tele.
gram Office. jauso,at.
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wanted-Nurse for child two yeam
oldi an excellent position and good sal
ary to the right person. Apply at tile
Telegram Office. jan.2G.st.
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keeping IN Appearances.

Wifc-There was man around to-
day selling big brass blrglar alarm
bells to put on the front Of the house,
so | ordered one,
Husband = What You know we
haven't anything worth stealing.
wIfe-I know that. bHt Il viii make
the neighbors think we haye.-Phila-
delphia Ledger.