davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1904-11-12
HOw'S This I?

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any
case OF Catarrh that cannot be cured by Hairs
F j. CHENEY & CO, Toledo. o.
We the undersigned, have known +. j. Cheney
for the last IS years and believe him perfectly hon
orable in all business transactions and financially
Able 10 carry out any obligations made by his nrm
wALDINa, KINNAN MARVIN,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, o.
Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally, acting
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces OF the
system Testimonials sent free. Price IS cents rfs
bottle. Sold by all Druggists.
Sake Halls Family Pills for constipation.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1904-11-12
His REGULAR Line.

CDR. Post is at work on collection
of poems now"
What! Why, he's a stolid old doc.
tor of medicine"
"Yes, but he's also coroner. He's
examining the poems to see what
there was in them to induce the edi
tor to shoot the writer Of them"
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1904-11-12
All Have Troubles.

Everybody worries about money
"Oh, l don't know; some men are
SO rich"
That's just 1t. Poor men worry be.
cause they can't get money, and the
rich man worries for fear 1t will get
away from him.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1904-11-12

great relief by lessening the pain and
correcting the action OF the kidney
secretions."
Doans Kidney Pills for sale by all
dealers. Price, so cents. Foster-Mll'
burn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1904-11-12
GAINING an Emphatic Answer.

81 beg, l beseech you to be my
wife," he pleaded. "Oh, do not say
No"
"Mr. Nervey," replied the fair girl.
81 had not thought of saying mo- to
you. I'm sure you wouldn't take that
for an answer, and so permit me to
say, Not on your life!' "-Philadelphi
Press.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1904-11-12
Somewhat Different,

DeBorum-I. hope you do not think
| have prolonged my stay unnecessar
lily.
Miss Caustique-Oh, no; it isn't your
staying so late that | object to.
DeBorum-What, then?
Miss Caustique-To your early com.
ing.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1904-11-12
The Pleasures of Imagination.

at is not so much what a thing IT
as what we think it is that infiuencel
us" l insisted earnestly. for I DO,
lieved in looking on the bright side Of
things.
True" said the unsentimentalist.
Nothing adds so much to the bouquet
of the wine as the right label on the
bottle"
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1904-11-12
DRAWING the Line.

"This world is but vale of tears"
said the sentimental landlady. Even
the beautiful rose has it's thorn"
"Oh, don't mind a little thing like
that" rejoined the prosaic bachelor
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1904-11-12
Bliss Beyond Compare.

Fond mother-You will be Eve
years old tomorrow, Willie, and l
want to give you real birthday
treat. Tell me what you would like
better than anything else.
Willie (after thinking earnestly for
five Misunderstanding me a whole box
OF chocolate creams, mother, and ask
Tommy Smith to come in and watch
me eat 'em.-Youth.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1904-11-12
Not Universal.

Tommy Figgjam-Paw?
Paw Figgjam-Yes. my son.
do they kick on the street rail.
way services everywhere"
"No, my son; only where they have
street cars"
rOh!"
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1904-11-12

I sometimes Judge of the shrewdness
of a woman by the simplicity of her
husband.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1904-11-12
To REGULATE Searching.

A French suggestion for preventing
autcmobilists from "scorching" is to
forbid the use of masks and goggles.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1904-11-12

The best friend have today is $50
mound woman, noted for her common
sense, whom I once referred to as
"petite"
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1904-11-12

Piso's Cure cannot be too highly spoken Of as
o cough cure.-J. W. O'BRIEN, 800 Third Ave.
~, Minneapolis, Mimi, Jan. 6. 1900.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1904-11-12

A boiler explosion killed a married
man one day and when they broke the
news to his wife she said: How pro-
voking!"
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1904-11-12
An Extinquisher.

Gusher-She told me was the light
of her life.
Flusher-Well, that was encourag.
ing.
Gusher-Yes; but her father hap.
pened along just then and put the
light out.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1904-11-12
A VOICE FROM THE PULPIT.

Rev. Jacob d. Van Doren, of 81
Sixth street, Fond Du Lac, Wis.
Presbyterian clergyman, says: 81 had
attacks Of kidney dis
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1904-11-12

ElTc perman. lily cured. No tits nervousness afre-
n hrst days use OF Klne's Great Nerve Restor-
or Send for FREE 92. 90 trial bottle and treatse.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1904-11-12

Some families keep boarders and
some others are kept by them.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1904-11-12

Write MURINE EYE REMEDY Co.. Chicago, II
your eyes are sore OF infamed, and get ocuiist's
advice and free sample MURINE. ltcures all cye,s.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1904-11-12
ALWAYS Something on Foot.

Chicago girls have to stand for a
good deal from the joke writer's"
Eyes; but they have the brGadest
kind OF feet to stand on"
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1904-11-12
At the Seance.
Obj

Widower-Is that my wife?
Medium-It certainly is.
Widower-Lord help me! And to
think that I put ten tons of granite
over her!
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1904-11-12

Perhaps the plot of n play is allowed
to thicken so II can't leak out.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1904-11-12

"Dr. David Kennedy's Favorite Remedy is
excellent the liver Cured me after eight years OF
suffering" 8. Pepron, Albany, " r. World famous u.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1904-11-12
Couldn't Lose.

I've got a bet on to-day's ball
game"
who do you want to see VIM"
81 don't care"
Il thought you said you had a bet
on the game"
II have, but can't lose"
Flows that?"
why, l bet a kiss with my best
girl"
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1904-11-12

Many a man reaches his charitable
limit when he dispenses free advice.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1904-11-12

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teething softens the gums reduces tn
sliays pain, cures wind colo. 25c bottle.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1904-11-12

Now you can get a square meal in
the form of q round tablet.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1904-11-12
Went Out THROUGH the Roof.

She-Jackson never goes out with
his wife.
He-He went out with her this
morning.
She-Your surprise me!
He-Yes; the gasoline stove ex.
ploded.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1904-11-12

for7"
then took a seat opposite Mr.. Maddox
and stared blankly at him.
What do you want?" asked the
latter fiercely. Don't you see | am
engaged?"
"Oh, know" said Guy, what you
are about TO do! Don't think that
am going to interference at ali. But
before you make your quietus wish
Churchill standard. (Fallon, Nev) 1903-1908, 1904-03-19
. On the Way to
B~ellesarde
by TRYETJE DU B0Ts

In going from Macon to Geneva
there are two routes, the one by Nan.
tna and the other by D~eilegarde. Both
are so charming and so picturesque
that the choice between them Is some.
times nearly h~eartrendlng.
1t was on u cold. bright. late autumn
day In November that a pretty girl. ap-
parently an American. started to get
Into the Bellegarde train. Waiting as II
to enter the same compartment stood o
man well loaded with valises. Perhaps
1t WINS because he also was an Ameri-
can that whom he saw her h~elplessly
struggling on the steep. ladder-Iike steps
he immediately put forth 4 strong hand
and raised her gently to the level
above.
Perhaps II was because she was not
positive as to what he was that. barely
bonding her head In acknowledgment
Of the courtesy. she stepped swiftly
yer the bouIiIotes. seated herself In the
farther corner and turned a steadfasi
gaze far and away.
He seized the strap and swung him.
self upward after her. then banged the
door and jerked up the window. The
Churchill standard. (Fallon, Nev) 1903-1908, 1904-03-19

II MI hat ON bIhAlonI bhE AeAED.
latter was stubborn. and ere IL was
firmly fastened the train had left the
station aud was speeding fast.
As he seated himself he threw q
quick glance at his companion. She
was q pretty girl with blue eyes. n low.
able nose. a kissable mouth and an ir-
r~eproachable travelling outfit. A look Of
amusement crossed his face as he noted
the frigidity Of her bearing. for he
knew enough of human nature 10 be
quite positive that she was thinking Of
him. Her rigid interest In the scenery
on her own side assured him OF that
fact. He unhooked the indicateur and
studied 1t carefully. and when he stood
up to throw It on to the bundle rack he
felt that her eyes had been turned his
way. so he sat down again. folded his
arms and waited for time to pass n lit
tie. The possibilities of French trains
are great. Those without tempers gain
them: those with tempers lose them-ln
both cases one speaks.
She appeared ~unalterably fixed In her
determination. but nevertheless he
waited quietly. hopefully.
Each looked out OF their own win
dow. The Jura mountains were mass
Ing themselves one against another In a
reckless desire 10 become Alps as soon
as possible. and the Albarine was run
ming from one eide OF the track TO the
other as IL In all It's previous course Of
existence IL had yer seen : railway
train before.
Suddenly they were swallowed up la
a tunnel. and the girl gave a quick.
startled cry.
"It's very short" he said politely.
She did not answer.
They came out into the light again
and stopped at Artmore. He let down
the window and leaned out. that being
the favorite recreation of the continent
al traveller. The village was overflow
Ing with soldiers. coekades, bands and
wine.
ITS the day Of the lot drawing for
the army" he said as he drew In his
bend and raised the sash again. His
tone was dlsinterested In the extreme.
And that's Mont Colombier on your
side" he ndded.
Churchill standard. (Fallon, Nev) 1903-1908, 1904-03-19

"T'm dreadfully worried. haven't
heard from George for three Whole
days"
"But he's on the ocean and can't
write I'LL he reaches the other side"
"Nonsensc. Couldn't he put the lct
Ter In n bottle and throw It overheard :
I've often read Of such things."-New
York Evening Journal.
Churchill standard. (Fallon, Nev) 1903-1908, 1904-03-19

"Did you ever lose yourself In any oi
the great roles you assumedT"
well" answered Mr.. Stormingfon
Esrues. Il wasn't exactly lost. but J
hare found II pretty hard TO get home"
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-05-15

Healthy Kidneys hitter tho impuri.
ties from the blood. and unless they
do This good health is impossible.
Foloy's kidney Cure makes sound
kidneys and viii positively cure al.
forms OF Kidney and bladder II.,l g.
o. strengthen. tho whole .y.f.m FUi
sale hy Bonner q Bonner.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-05-15
sure Cure for Piles.

Itching Piles produce moisture and
cause Itching. this form, ag well a'
Bllul. bleeding or prutrudinR piles
Blind. Bleeding or protrudiug Pile.
Remedy. stops Itching and bleeding
Alaorbs tumors Boo "a Jar at drug
gifts. OF sent by mail Treatise free
Write mo about your case Or 30
sauNo. Philadelphia. Pa For sale bJ
". b. Frame, druggist.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-05-15

From the chaplin s G., Ncwa Early
IN tho spring my wife and I were talk.
en- with diarrhooa and 800 severe were
the pains that wo called "a physician
who prescribed for 400. but his modi.
,luog failed tu give any relief A
friend who had O. bottle on Chamber.
luluu collie. Cholera ana DiHrrhooa
H.uDIy ou uuud gave cech of us n
do.o ANA $50 a. once fclt tho effects.
! procured % bottle ami before using
tho entire contents we wcro entirely
cured n is Il wonderful remedy and
should be- found ln every household
H. G. Baily. editor This remedy d.
for falo by g. j. Ramsey, ArIm0r,
Drug CO. and w. 49, Frame
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1904-05-15

r & Away Of interest the public II contains information that pleasing b=causs il il
l Hadquarer1 shereth yg d values that nons butt the haddsn Combination Store an p
- LA than tan BE- Offered By any ous in the Terrto7s @hsre they are served BY out
efut 70 phne Your money is sses chesrfuny refunded On any article bought here that
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1904-07-07
Dairy Exhibit at St. Lous.

The Dairy Laboratory is collec-
tive exhibit designed to show the
work in education and research of
the dairy department of the Land
Grant Colleges of the United States.
The average composition of COM
mercial units of milk and various
dairy products are shown in graphic
form in graduated glass cylinders.
An important section is devoted
to the different scientific apparatus
used in testing milk for quality and
purity, with examples of the effect
of clean and unclean milk upon the
finished products of the dairy. The
necessity of cleanliness in everything
pertaining to dairying is further
illustrated by filter papers showing
dirt strained from milk; by colonies
of bacteria from dust in barns, etc.,
and by the actual filth collected
from cows udders.
The milk and butter yields of
average and of good dairy cows are
shown by the actual daily or weekly
production of various cows.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1904-07-07
Maccabees.


The band of F. w. Burns & Cos.
circus brought up the rear of the
Redmen's parade but the procession
was followed by great number of
people in carriages.
The order of exercises at the pa
vilion were carried out according to
the program. District Attorney
George Thompson gave the Grafton,
Mr.. Thompson's speech was some
thing beyond the ordinary Fourth
of July Grafton. There was no
''spread eagle" nonsense about the
address, while the whole tenor was
strongly patriotic. He dealt rather
with the prospects of the country
for the maintenance of its present
position as Il world power than an
exclusive eulogy Of the pilgrim
fathers and the patriots.
In the ball game between River
Falls and Ellsworth, the latter won
by score of II to 10.
Dancing, afternoon and evening
all night-was INDUCED in by those
who would.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1904-07-07
Normal School Appropr iations.

The question of appropriations
for the material needs of the sever
al Normal schools is occasionally
commented upon in a Normal
school town, hence statement of
the allotments for equipment and
repairs for the last eleven regular
meetings, running through period
of five and one half years, may not
be out of place. The figures have
been carefully compiled from the
reports of the Board of Regents:
River Falls, $9,473; Oshkosh, $751;
952; Stevens Point, 1874 Platt-
vile, $8,412; Superior, $7,797; Mil
waukee, $7,336; Whitewater, $7,216.
This makes an average of 1928.
This shows conclusively that River
Falls is being fairly treated. It's ex-
cess over the others is in part ow-
ing to the fact that a somewhat
larger appropriation was needed for
the school here just after the fire,
but the appropriation il question
was not greatly in excess of the or
binary. River Falls Normal is get
ting its share of the money distrib-
uted by the Board.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1904-07-07

By his own course during the past
two years, Gov. La Toilette has
forfeited the confidence and support
of the Republican party, and as a
consequence the party now with
holds the confidence and support
heretofore accorded him. That
same loyalty to party which i'm
PEELED us to support La Toilette as
the party candidate two years ago,
now prompts US to support Samuel
A. Cook, who has the same reason
for expecting the united support of
loyal Republicans that La Toilette
held in 1902. That reason is, that
he is the candidate of the party, and
so declared by the highest party
authority in convention assembled.
Republican voters who may feel
inclined to place. a higher estimate
upon the personal ambition of Gov.
La Toilette than upon their party
and the benefcent principles for
which it stands, should carefully
weigh the situation, and if they will
do this we feel constrained to be-
lieve that they will decide the as
cendancy of the Republican party
and its principles to be of greater
benefit to the people than would
accrue from the election of either
La Toilette or the,Democratic nomi-
nee for Governor.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1904-07-07
Republican Ticket.

For President
THEODORE ROOSEVELT.
For president
CHARLES w. FAIRBANKS.
For Congress
JOHN ]. JENKINS.
For Governor
SAMUEL A. COOK.
Lieutenant-Governor
GEORGE III. RAY.
Secretary of-gtate-
NELS HOLMAN.
State Treasurer
GUSTAV WOLLAEGER.
Attorney General
D. G. CLASSON
Railroad Commissioner
f. o. TARBOX.
Insurance Commissioner
w. G. ROENITZ
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1904-07-07

Gov. La Toilette has his nerve
right with him all the time. He
now proposes to keep "open shop"
at the executive office in Madison,
Saturday afternoon, Saturday even
ings, and Sundays, devoting the
balance of his precious time to tell
ing Goods patient poor" how to
turn down the Republican party.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1904-07-07

The Fourth at River Falls.

The Fourth of July as to weather
conditions here was all that could
have been required and the day was
celebrated with the best of satisfac-
ton and enjoyment. The celebra-
ton was under the direction of the
new order of Redmen and the result
was credit to them especially and
to the town generally. The crowd
of attendants was very large, the
number of vehicles-mostly covered
rigs-was the largest ever seen in
the city. While the small boys
were hilariously demonstrative with
voice and gunpowder all were or
derby and courtesy was generally
observed in the densest 'throng.
The parade was pretty spectacle.
The floats were excellently gotten
up, and while not as numerous as
had been planned, they made fine
exhibition.
The parade was for ned on Second
street, the line of march up Second
street and down Main to the Park.
In the line of march WIS first the
Redmen's Band, of fifteen pieces, in
an eight-wheeled vehicle, shrouded
in red and drawn by six magnificent
iron-grey horses.
Then came the Redmen on horse
back, dressed in Indian habiliments,
the chiefs deliberately logged in
buckskin and ornamented with
feathers and paint. They rode in
single file and made a unique but
fine spectacle.
Following the Redmen were the
Odd Fellows in regalia, marching
on foot.
An improvised band, composed
of boys dressed in fantastic and con-
trasted styles, with incongruous in
struments, succeeded and attracted
passing attention.
Next in line was a fine float,
drawn by four horses, prettily orna-
mented in red, white and blue, the
representative of the Yeoman lodge.
The float carried the officials of the
lodge, each dressed in his official
regalia and carrying the badge and
implements of his special office.
The float of the Allard, Steward
Co. store followed this. This float
was simple but very beautiful in its
ornamentation and carried Uncle
Sam and Columbia. This float re-
ceived first prize for artistic design
and perfection.
William Jorgenson, the Tailor
followed in float of appropriate de-
sign, representing the Tailor at his
trade.
Following this was the float Of
Carisch & Son, representing the
superior claims of the United States
| Cream Separator. Here was the
separator, driven by a dog in q
treadmill, and, accompanying, a fine
specimen of the Jersey cow. The
buttermaker was also present, a con-
spicuous figure in this industrial ex.
hibit. This float carried off the
prize for business display.
w. II. Putnam followed with a
four-horse float, carrying exhibits Of
his varied business.
Then followed miniature float
of Knute Wigen, drawn by his lit
tie pony.
| The float of the K. o. T. M. fol.
lowed this, very pretty one, carry.
ing the officers of the local lodge o.
this order, each dressed in the rich
and beautiful costumes peculiar &c
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1904-07-07

Constipation, headache, back
ache, feel mean, no appetite, all
run down. HOLSTERS Rocky Noun
tain Tea will make you well and
keep you we'll. Money back, if it
fails. IS cents. Tea or tablet form.
c. r. Taggart.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1904-07-07

There Ia more Catarrh in this section of the
country than all other diseases put together,
and until the last few years was supposed to be
nounced it a local disease, and prescribed local
remedies, and by constaT lily failing TO cure
with local treatment, prom ,unced it inonrable
Science has proven catarTn TO be a constitn.
tionai treatment. Halls Catarrh Cure, manu-
featured by f. II. Cheney & Co Toledo. Ohio.
It is taken internally in doses from 10 drops TO
a teaspoonful 1t acts directly on the blood
and mucous surfaces of the system. They Offer
one hundred dollars for any case ft fails 10
cure. Send for circulars and testimonials
Address. F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo. o.
~ Sold by Druggists. 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1904-07-07

The red, red roses" glow in burn
ing brilliancy upon the landscape
and the soft June air is laden with
the sweetness of their incompatible
odor.
-"And every gentle air that dalled
In that sweet day,
Along the ramparts. plumed and pallid,
A winged odor went away"
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1904-03-07
Butchers, Merchants and
Hide BUYERS

Should write to Carroll s. Page, Hyde
Park, VT, who wishes to purchase
their Hides, Calfskins, Sheep Pelts,
Tallow and Bones. He pays the
freights. He pays full market values
He wishes to arrange with some one
in every village, where he has no
agent, to sell Poultry Supplies and to
pick up for him Hides, Calfskins,
Sheep Pelts and Bones. He furnishes
money with which to buy and he keeps
his agents thoroughly posted at all
times as to market values. Write
him for full particulars.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1904-03-07

I'VE densusce the increase of the tax
on the poor mans breakfast table,
These were high-sounding words, and
we might naturally suppose that they
would influence the legisla toward
economy. Well. let us look at the re-
suit. The state expenses, less fines,
court fees and receipts from state penal
and other institutions for the biennial
term preceding the passage of this reso-
luton, were 1882. 1911. The same class
of expenses for the biennial term of
1886. the two years succeeding the pas
sage of this resolution, were 81. 900 152. II.
an increase of S117, 37294. Apparently
that simple little form of words cost the
state OF Vermont $4,000. And in addi-
ton to that increase in current state eX-
penses the state paid out s212.41S.45 for
the new insane asylum at Waterbury,
and s14,500 for the house of correction at
Rutland.
EXPENSES LESS FINES COSTS
COURT FEES, RECEIPTS OF STATE
PENAL AND OTHER INSTITU-
TTONG