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Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1904-06-02
TWO WAYS DIVERSE.

Ny neighbours daughter weds to-day;
10. radiant guests In fair array
Group round the bloom-decked altar,
where
In reverence kneel the bridal pair.
my daughter lies beneath the sod;
The flowers she loyed-the golden-rod
and iily-twine about the spot;
ehe heeds them not. size heeds them not)
My neighbours son stands at her side
In youthful manho0d's strength and pride,
Glad with the might Of sturdy arm
TO comfort and to shield from harm.
Ny son IS In his quiet gHavei
There pansies nod and rosebuds wave
HIS favorites IN the long ago;
he does not know, he does not know)
Ny neighbor sheltered rests at home,
her sure retreat though wide she roam;
I 81 beside a strangers board,
ln what chance cheer such may afford)
TWO ways diverse; yet over each
The same blue heavens shining reach;
Though hers the joy mine grief instead,
God IS not dead; God Is not dead.
-Maricn Flower Harmon, in n. Y hide
pendent
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1904-06-02
Doan's
Kidney Pills

cure every symptom of Kidney Ills, from
common backache to complicated urinary
disorders.
Mrs Mark Hyde, OF AZ Thornley, street,
Pawtucket, Il. L.. says: "Doan's Kidney
Pills have been used by both my husband
and two daughters. and the relief obtained
In every case was very satisfactory. My
husband was bothered OF and on for a long
time with palms across his back which at
times became very severe. / saw D0an's
Kidney Pills advertised, and procured
box from w. l.. Woods drug store He
used them, aud In a very short time was rid
Of the baekaehe. | always keep Doans
Kidney Pills on hand, aud would not be
without them.
For sale by all druggists: 80 cents. Eos
ter-Afilburu Co. Bufalo y
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1904-06-02

Father" said little Harold. what is
an optimist?"
"An optimist. my son, is a man who
feels so confident that he is going to
get the worst of everything that he is
trying to pretend not to mind it,
Washington Star.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1904-06-02
,IIperaIouicaI yobiIi,v

The Iron Duke was a man
or stern. inhexible will
But the Anthracite Baron. they say,
Is a chap that is harder still.
Chicago Tribune
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1904-06-02
Her Excuse.

Gladys-Ethel tells me you are en-
gagged to her
Cholly-Hum! She promised to keep
it a secret
Gladys-Well, 1 guess she thinks the
joke is too good to keep.-Judge.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1904-06-02

willie Waite's uncle can make him
do anything he wants him to do"
His uncle must be man Of great will
power"
Yes, indeed He can viii half mil
lion dollars at least. Philadelphia
Press
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1904-06-02

Cholly-But why does your father
not favor me?
Alida-He says you are awfully fresh
and. what is more. that you can't earn
your salt-N. Y. Times.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1904-06-02

Katie got the first prize at our
cooking-class
How proud she must bel What
was it,"
"A very useful book-'First Aid to
the Injured Judge.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1904-06-02

The FwinlIletoes sisters rehearse
their new eakewalk.
The Janitor-Sorry, mum, but you'n
have TO stop It. The old gent In the
fiat below can't read.
Dotty-Theold imbecilel Icould read
when | was six. Tell him to go to night
school.-Boston Globe.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1904-06-02
surely nm InsnIt.

"The fellow insulted me"
"How was that?"
why, he talked to me for straight
hour, and then ended up BY saying: "A
word TO the wise, you know Chi.
cago Post
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1904-08-12
To Keep Rats Out of Corn.

A farmer who has tried the expert
ment says: If you will sprinkle
sulphur on your barn floor and
through your corn as you .gather 1t
there will not be rat or mouse both
er 1t. / have done this for several
years and have never been bothered
with rats or mice. have some old
corn In a crib at present and not a
rat or mouse can be found. In stack
Ing hay or oats sprinkle a little on
the ground and then on each load
and my word for 1t, rats or mice can't
stay there. A pound of sulphur will
be sufficient to preserve large barn
of corn and is good for stock, and
will not hurt the corn bread.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1904-08-12
HOW'S This?

We offer One Hundred Dollars
Reward for any case Of Catarrh that
cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh
Cure. F. j. Cheney Il Co., Toledo.
We, the undersigned, have known
F. j. Cheney tor the last 10 years,
and believe him perfectly honorable
in all business transactions and fnan-
cially able to carry out any obliga.
tons made by his firm. Walding,
Kinnan & Marvin, wholesale drug
gists, Toledo, o.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken inter
nslly, acting directly upon the blood
and mucous surfaces of the system.
Testimonials sent free. Price 75c per
bottle. Sold by all druggists.
Take Halls Family Pills for consti-
patton. m
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1904-08-12
Ii Will Surprise Y0u--Try 1t.

It Is the medicine above all Others
for catarrh and Is worth Its weight in
gold. Ely's Cream Balm does all
that Is claimed for it.-B. W. Sperry,
Hartford, Conn.
My son was afflicted with catarrh
He used Ely's Cream Balm and the
disagreeable catarrh all left him.
c. Olmstead, Arcola, III.
The Balm does not irritate or cause
sneezing. Sold by druggists at S &C
or mailed by Ely Brothers. SO Warren
St. New York.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1904-08-12

ers of the microscope have not been
doubled within the last fifty years,
though more time and ingenuity have
been given to the problem OF improv-
ing 1t than will ever be given In the
same interval again" II is danger
GUS, however to prophesy. One OF
the exhibits at the Royal Society $
Conversations seemed to mark very
distinct advance. Mr.. J. w. Gordon
showed a high-power microscope
which had IN the view-held OF the
ordinary instrument rotating glass
screen. and this, viewed through Il
second microscope, gave a further
magnifi a.ion of 100 diameters. The
ground-g glass screen, by expanding
the Transmitted light wave, causes 1t
completely to fill the aperture of the
second microscope, 81 that the usual
imperfections Of excessive m2gnifica-
ton disappear. A diaton was mag
uified o. 600 diamettrs, and its struc-
ture was clear and we'll defined. With
the same magnifcation the eye OF 8
house fly would seem to cover an area
OF 3I2 square feet.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1904-08-12
CONTEMPT at Court.

Josephus w. Daniels. editor of the
Raleigh News, who has been exoner-
ated of the charge of contempt Of
court for which he was fined $4,000,
said the other day:
II suppose that I may, without be-
ing arrested for contempt again, de
scribe the remark that l heard tramp
make to a Judge.
1.-The tramp was up for some charge
or other-vagraucy, perhaps-and the
Judge said to him:
81 seem to know your face
Eyes the tramp agreed; we were
boys together
&" 'Nonsense!' said the Judge, frown'
Ing.
But we was,' the tramp insisted
We're about the same age. We must
"a been boys together.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1904-08-12
Facts on Human Life.

Reliable estimates fix the number
of people on the earth at present at
1900, 900 ooc; about 524 million
people die each year; nearly one hun
bred thousand a day over four thous-
and each hour; and while sixty-seven
die each minute, seventy are born.
The average of human lite Is thirty
three years One fourth OF the people
of the earth die before they are six
years old; one half before they are
sixteen years of age. About one per
son In every one-hundred lives to the
age OF sixty-five years.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1904-08-12
The Snitefnl Poet.

Poets" said Howard Chandler
Christy, the illustrator, "are apt to
be jea'our Of one another. At liter
airy dinner, the other day, l heard
two minor poets in converse alton.
a." Il saw your willamette In THE
Blank Magazine" said the first
one.
Ibid your? said the other.
Eyes, and heard neat compli-
ment passed on 1t, too, by a young
lady
d" What did she say?'
THE first minor poet laughed.
Why he answered. she wanted
to know II had written it,"
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1904-08-12
Incubator Babies.
[Evausyille Journal NeNs.l

Miss Eliz ,beth Harvey, a trained
nurse, was in the city Sunday on her
way to visit friends at Grandview,
Ind. Miss Harvey Is employed In
the baby incubator department OF the
Worlds Fair at St. Louis and talked
Interestingly Of her experience there.
She says that the most peculiar feat
ure of the incubator process Is the
fact that the development of the baby
In the machine Is much more rapid In
a mental way than Is the natural de-
velopment Of the child's mind. A
baby only few weeks old In the In
cubator begins to notice things about
him and to take the notice OF people.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1904-08-12
A LOVERS STRATEGY.
An Original Plan for Shielding
Adopted by a Love-
LOrn Swain.

Rather a novel way of bringing a
sweetheart to terms, says the Halves.
vile Plaindealer, was practiced by
young man by the name OF Morris,
living near Patesville and Roseville
one day last week. 1t seems that
young Morris had received the Icy
mitt from the young lady in the case,
and himself feeling that his life with
out her would be bleak desert of
faded hopes and cherished ambition,
he was determined to indnce her to
believe the same thing. So he hied
him to the solitude of the forest and
thought, real hard. Somehow or
other, after due cogitation, it appear
ed to him that, after all, perhaps he
could worry along without her, and
perchance find some other fair one to
whom he could transfer his affections.
However, OF one thing he was sure
the faithless one must be taught
lesson, that she might not had astray
other bright and promising youths,
as, he sorrowfully told himself, she
had done In his case. &c. in order to
have revenge Tor his bruised and
bleeding heart, he resolved to thor
oughly frighten her aud at the same
time teach her that he was not to be
trined with.
Accordingly he searched in a junk
pile and found an old coffee pot with
copper bottom. This bottom he
carefully cut off aud placing 1t under
his vest, buttoned that garment and
his coat carefully about him and pro-
ceeded to the young lady's residence.
He paused In her sight upon the
lawn, and, striking dramatic atti'
tude, called upon her to retract her
cruel words, or he would end his bril-
liant career, then and there. The
young lady did not appear much
alarmed, merely requesting him, if
he felt he must do the like, to go
elsewhere, and not muss up the front
yard. Whereupon the young marty,
(O drew his great, horrid pistol from
mis- pocket and placing the business
end of the barrel next to his heart,
blazed away. When the smoke and
noise OF the explosion hal died away,
the young man was seen writhiug on
the ground In fearful agony. Iuves-
tigation soon revealed that the ball
had only pierced his clothing, and
further search disclosed the copper
bottom lying out In the weeds, where
the young man had thrown 1t under
cover OF the afore said smoke, noise,
etc
The source of our Information does
not state whether the father OF the
young lady kicked the young man
over the fence, or whether the young
lady promised to marry him II he
wouldn't kill himself any more, but
we do know that it was one OF the
fercest bluffs ever put up In this Sec
ton Of the country.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1904-08-12
The Worlds Fair.

The hardest thing a girl does is to
refrain from asking a man question
that she knows will make him mad.
when she is just boiling with curiosi-
ity to know the answer.
Even a married man does not I'M
derstand how a woman can wear the
kind Of clothes she does In summer
and 10, kiso modest about 1t.
When a girl will give up going t.
a box party or the theater to take a
street car ride with you. 1t Is a sign
that you are 1t with capital letters;
that Is, if such a miracle ever hap
pened.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1904-08-12
Low Rates to Colorado and Utah
Resorts.

Best reached via the Miss ouri Pa
cifc Railway. from st Louis to Pueb.
10, Colorado Springs and Denver
$2s.o 90; Glenwood Springs, $50 90;
Salt Lake City, $500, round trip.
Coirespondingly low rates from all
points. Tickets IN sale daily until
September 3. return limit October
81. 1904. Liberal stop overs, with
diverse routes. Three fast trains dai
ly from St Louis; elegant equipment.
For descriptive literature, particulars
etc, consult Ticket Agent. or address
4. T. G. Matthews. T. P. A., Room
3oI Norton Bldg. Louisville, KY.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1904-08-12
A Perfect Painless Pill

Is the one that will cleanse the sys-
TEN, set the liver to action, remove
the bile, clear the complexion, cure
headache and leave a good taste in
the mouth. The famous little pills
tor doing such work pleasantly and
efiectually are DeWitt's Little Early
Risers. Bob Moore, of Lafayette,
Ind, says: "All other pills have
used grippe and slcken while DeWitt's
Little Early Risers are simply per-
feet" Sold by 4. Wayne Griffin y
Bro. m
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1904-08-12
No Substitute Offered.

Say what you will about druggists
offering something lust as good be
cause it pays a better profit, the fact
still stands that ninety-nine out of n
hundred druggists recommend Cham
berlain's Colo, Cholera and Diar-
rhoea Remedy when the best remedy
tor diarrhoea is asked for, and do 50
because they know it is the one REM
edy that can always be depended up
on, even in the most severe and dan
gerous cases. Sold by all drug
eists. m
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1904-08-12

The chilli will smile AZ persons and
notice them long before it would do
otherwise. The brain seems to I'M
told more rapidly In the Incubator, but
Why is unaccounted for.
Miss Harvey says there ar- now a
very large number of incubator ba-
bies in the department at the fair and
that all are doing we'll. The small
est one weighs just one pound and
gives promise OF living.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1904-08-12
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They have the most remarkable record
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A beautiful Georgia lady, Vice Presidcnt of
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The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1904-08-12
High-POWer Microscopes.
ILondon Telegraph. ]

All who use the microscope are
aware that the limit of Its magnifying
powers Is soon reached. Beyond a
certain point the image becomes In
distinct, large but not clear, and the
imperiections OF the instrument are
magnifed as we'll as the object. Prof.
Dolbsar has observed that "the pow
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1904-08-12
Mysterious Circumstance.

One was pale and sallow and the
other fresh and rosy. Whence the
difference? She who is blushing with
health uses DIR. Kings New Life Pills
to maintain it. By gently arousing
the lazy organs they compel good d.
gestion and head off constipation. Try
them. Only 25c, at z. Wayne Grit
fin & Bro, Druggists. m
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1904-08-12
CANNON'S SPEECH.
Paragraphs from the Notification
Address of Speaker Cannon,
at Oyster Bay, July q.

We have sometimes m?de mistakes
from false sense OF security or from
a desire to change policies instead OF
letting well enough alone, merely to
see what would happen, but we have
always paid the penalty Of unwise ac-
ton az the ba lot box and endured
the suffering until under the law
through the ballot box, we have re-
turned to correct policies.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1904-08-12

Under the lead of the Republic can
party for ever forty years the United
States, from being third-class power
among the nstiors, has become in
every respect first.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1904-08-12

The Republican party for you and
under your leadership appeals to the
great body OF the people who live In
the sweat of their faces, make the
civilization, control the republic, fight
Its battles and determine Its policies.
for approval and continuance In
power.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-03-10

you Will enjoy drapirg your beautiful
figure In costly robes. and sweeping them
across the stately halls OF the court. and
doing as other ladies do; and then very
soon you will come 20 me and ask for
your p'n-money 10 be increased. She
and he pointed to the picture OF his Grst
wife-''thoroughly understood the art OF
spending money, and you-you Will soon
learn Il"
mo. neverr' she cried, decidedly
Never. am proud-very proud-of my
forefathers: they were noblemen and gen.
tlemen from generation to generation.
and there is nothing ] love more than 10
read their lives and histories. But their
merits belonged only 20 themselves, and
l have no right 10 assume them as heir
looms 10 cover my own SHORTCOMINGS.
would never wish 10 appear In the
glory and state my ancestors indulged I'm,
now we are reduced TO our present level.
Only when I meet with the new arrogant
wealthy mobiles / love 20 cling TO the old
shield OF our house. and hear II ring as
clear and pure as IL did hundreds OF years
ago"
Mainau looked at his wife in astonish-
ment as she stood before him, all the
pride Of her youth and noble descent
beamng in her fashing eyes and naughty
bearing.
And why do you say this now?" he
asked coldly
May I beg for a dennite understand
ingf" she asked. as she turned away her
eyes and took no notice OF his question.
May I pe a true mother 10 your son
Leo and teach him without any ones
aid: And will you inform the Horfmar-
schall that he is not 10 interfere with
mee' she demanded. her voice soft and
yielding as she walked across the room.
"It will be very difficult to arrange.
he answered, passing his hand thought
fully over his handsome brow; but that
will not prevent my giving you fun
power over the boy, as you wish, and
we will see which career your nature will
let you follow out-the self-sacrifcing
life YOU propose in the school-room. or
the worldly woman. the daughter OF the
Countess Traohenberg, nee Princess
Iatowiski."
Thank you. Raoul," she replied, with
child-like simplicity ignoring the irony
OF his last remark.
He stretched forth his hand 10 take hers
and kiss II but turning hastily. she walk
ed 20 the door, and opening IT, she said
merrily:
such politeness Is no. necessary, you
know. between good comrades: It's best
20 understand each other at once" and
nodding her head, she disappeared.
CTo be Continued.)
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1904-03-10
JEROME
WANTS ARE
PROTECTED

Albany, March 1o.-District Attorney
william Travers Jerome was In Albany
again yesterday, and he says he Is dead
sore" Mr.. Jerome Is very much opposed
% the amendment incorporated In his bill
by which he seeks 10 secure conviction
|Against Richard Garfield. He says
''The newspapers have told plainly
snough that am anxious TO proceed
against Richard Garfield. And they have
|said that one OF the witnesses that j am
anxious to get on the stand and compei
o testify is Reggie Vanderbilt. This
amendment is to protect them and also 10
prevent what ] have sought TO accom-
,iish.
Vanderbilt has potent interests which are
always considered at Albany In the legis-
ature and Garfield has also interests that
nave 10 be safeguarded. SO I'm the future,
when they introduce bills. they should be
untitled. instead OF The People or the
|btate OF New York, represented In senate
ana assembly, Dick Garfield and Reggie
Vanderbilt. represented In senate and as
|sembly'
''That amendment Is a shame and a dis
race and the design is apparent 10 every
|,ne There Is significant feature con-
|heeted with II also and that is II does not
axe effect until after the racing season at
saratoga is over.
svrhey claimed the bill was retrospec-
I've. So II was. ! simply wanted the
|ttatute put on the books, as IL was sup
posed II was, until the court Of appeals
eversed itself and decided that decisions
IN the court I'm the past were wrong
"T will try 10 have that amendment
triclxen from the bill. and think IL Il
sn't the people will appreciate the reason
vhy II is not. 1t Is a nice sight TO see the
Il.
tanding at the back OF the man who Is a
onvicted criminal
am ready TO prove he Is a criminal.
nd they know. IL they give me the bill as
want IL, that / can prove everything
sve said. That is what they fear They
now that 1 have done a great deal OF
Fork I'm this matter. and now they pro-
'ose to undo II by one little amendment
|ghlch simply takes away from me what /
ganted to accomplish.
II have been looking for a public body
hat could respect. and had had an idea
hat the legislature might be that body,
| 'ut am forced 10 say. after seeing the
hammer I'm which they have added around
this matter, that they can't have my
aspect"
Senator Dowling says that he will be
uided In the matter entirely by what Mr.
Jerome says, and Mr.. jerome declares
|hat he has the greatest respect I'm the
.Yorld for Senator Dowling They will con-
pr. and when the bill comes up I'm the
enate I'm general orders Senator Dowllng
Ifll move TO have the amendment
Itricken out
This will undoubtedly prove 10 be an in
eresting motion, for then Il will be OF
reat interest 10 hear what arguments
fill e,made by the friends OF Garfield 10
Ieep the bill In its amended form.
Mr.. Jerome's remarks show that he
Folds Senator Brackett OF Saratoga. Can
keids attorney, responsible for the
mendment