New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-01-29
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

"a new graft has been discovered IN sedala."
says one of the papers at that place. Every
night for some time past the mems waiting room
at the Missouri Pacific station has been crowded
with men sleeping in the seats When asked their
business there by station attendants. they invari-
ably resurrected tickets 70 some nearby town and
said that they were waiting for trains. few
days ago about fifty OF these regular boarders ap-
piled at the ticket Office to have the tickets
deemed. The agent then became aware OF the fact
that the tickets were purchased for the sole pur-
pose Of bunking in warm room"
A Way out.-wire-Darling. we dlned at the
realize that we mus, make P d3negg CAM 20 you
Husband-Suppose we don't Wouldn't they like Il?
sure they would never ask us again.
Life. OA'''
George TO England Kissed and nocted nj by
the crowd she being driven along the Mall
10 ST. James's Palace. Putting her head out OF the
coach she called out in broken English; Good
people why you abuse us7 We for all your
goods" Yes" answered a man in the crowd. and
for ehattels too" London Truth recalls this
incident. for the purpose OF aiming shot at ChPm-
berlain's fiscal policy.
Two Collars but No Crsvat-speaker Cannon en-
PIeoccupied. Neal, the colored messensef q a
thing lacking In Mr.. Cannon's attire The cravat
IN tact. the speaker nod come al the way from
worried by the discovery. just few moments be-
had made another discovery, which he has not
yet been S able to fully explain Pa n. ,s
serial artists chair. II was suggested to him that
Cannon pinched himself 10 ascertain whether he
was asleep or waking.
II thought had just removed that collar" said
he. and he went to the hook on the wall and salts
fed his old eyes that he had There was the par;
dispute there was another collar stil around his
neck and he removed IL to the same hook upon
Mr.. Cannon had come to the Capitol wearing
the Sneaker does not know but II was done some
how in ut OF Observation-Disclosures Post.
Private John Allen. according to a Washington
paper tells of an amusing conversation between
two old coored women that he overheard a
Washington streetcar. Said the first old
Has yo' heard bout De death OF dat young Mistah
Jenkinsr' "No-o!' responded the other old coored
woman. rolling her eyes till little save the whites
thereof were visible. "Yo' don't TO tell me
dat young mans deadi How'd e die. honey7" He
died suddenly-dey say II heart failure; any
how. he died sudden" ''Sho'. 20 don't tell mei''
continued tho other old oolored woman Then,
after a pause. she added: We'll dat's Jest like
him; he the most impulsivs young niger I
cher scent"
A MIDwINTER PIPE DREAM
It's all in how you look at things--if there's
That comes and shakes the snow from whore it's
Why thens the time to set your mind on saimy
And you can see thu orchards where the apple
Their cleaning petals in the air until they leap and
And catch the silver sunshin. In their airy fairy
dance.
, And think of bursted water ppss; but that's the
Your moody thoughts of wintsrtims. and see the
with idle stretches OF the brook tha, roach thu
And when again you hear the "piopr' you know
,, Ills the t tune .,-r,,- run., 49, A.
moon
It's all in how you look at things-when twighrs
And there's restless "1oo-ins' through the trigid
Do not permit your thoughts to dwell upon the
But think OF the mosquitoes song. and soon you
Relieving tRa! Il is July and you are by the sen.
Intent upon the concert OF mosquito revelry.
It's all in how you look at things-if chilblains
Remember. how II used to feel to walk through
II once YOU manage TO obtain the mental attitude
That brings 70 mind the things TO which so lightly
Thermometers that cry. ''oh. lock how far below
VIII ind their zero arguments nrs simply put 70
-Cw. D. N. in The Chicago Tribune
Near Santa Catalina Island. off the coast OF
California. caught recently the largest sun
impossible even with all the available tackle used
In lifting huge tunss and black sea bass TO weigh
this fish entire or to lift Il from the ground SO
that It's weiPht was guessed at a ton. while con-
sentative estimates placed II at from 500 TO 800
pounds. The captors discovered Il while fishing
from a launch 1t was swimming with Its huge
sharkiike fin above the surfacs the launch
was steamed alongside and ooatman thrust a
heavy gan into It. Immediately tho nsh began a
series OF elephantine struggles which more than
once threatened the boat After three hours the
fishermen subdued It and with no little difficulty
towed 1t into port
The Denver News gives its readers "a
Sunday page OF scntant sport stunts"
Frserc-What are you going to do with all those
presents3 You have family
Smart-COinR send NV In