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Courier Democrat., 1904-11-03
DR.. KERR
Observation-Disclosures DENTIST.
Schulke's Block. Observation-Disclosures.
DENTIST.

The bazaar and fair to be held by the
ladies of st. Alphousus church three
days, from Tuesday, Nov. 18th to
Thursday, Nov. 18th is an event that
no one can afford to miss. Fine dis
plays of needlework, interesting voting
contests and musical and literary fea-
lures during the evenings makes the
event one of great attraction. Dinner
and supper served each day of the fair.
It will be held in the vacant store build
ing Of the Donovan block.
Yesterday afternoon at about three
o'clock, fire was discovered burning
down an old unused barn on the Dor
vel property adjoining town. Its cause
is unknown, but supposed to have been
started by a spark from the engine Of
the south bound passenger which passed
few minutes previous to its discovery
The flames quickly fred the prairie
grass and but for the general turnout
several homes in that neighborhood
would have been destroyed. The fir
department took out the chemical en-
gine, but volunteer efforts had checked
the spreading Of the fire that threatened
surrounding property.
He is Able Conscientious and Popula,
JOHNE TRUAX
For Clerk of Court.
Courier Democrat., 1904-11-03
A SACRED CANTATA.
On Monday Night Under the Auspices of the
Perseverance Club.

vi uOnuoy Nyut Ouuot lIo AuSPtICS " kIiC
Perseverance Club.
Below is printed the program of the
sacred cantata, Peace" which will be
rendered under the auspices of the
Perseverance Club for the benefit of the
PRESBYTERIAN church on Monday even
ing of next week, the 7th inst:
PART ONE.
Chorus "When n the Son of Man.
Solo. Come Ye Blessed of my Father
Mr.. Dan Ridlington.
Chorus .......... "Theso are They"
Chorus .......... "Now Therefore Our God.'
Solo. 900. ............... ".Alleluia''
Miss May Foshay
Chorus-"We Praise Thy Glorious Name"
PART TWO.
Piano-"Autumn," Op. 81, No. 9 Chamimade
............. ..... Miss Gwen Francis
Song Selected
.................. Miss Vernie Pinkerton
Cornet- Triple Polka Bryant"
Observation-Disclosures. Mr. y. Moore.
Song (a) Love the Pedlar''-German
(b) Still Vic Die Nacht"-Bohn
............. Miss Gwen Francis
Piano. Selected
Miss Belle Mahon, Miss Lillian Shaw
Cronet--"H Polka"-Stvraion
Piano.aThe Palms: -. y N'-'
Observation-Disclosures. Miss Belle Mahon
Song-"O Why Those Tears"-Del Riego
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. Miss Gwen Francis
Violin accompaniment by Mr.. n Moore.
Courier Democrat., 1904-11-03
The Choice of the Fourth District
ALEX, RONEY.
For Co. Commissioner.

CD. Kelly handles G & F fur goods.
Best on earth.
Don't forget the place to buy Flying
Dutchman plows is at Hunter q Steven
sons.
Get your measure taken for your
winter suit at the Bee Hive Store.
That's all.
Mrs. Luke O Reilly returned on Mon
day from a visit of several weeks with
relatives in the Twin Cities.
w. A. Sim was in Langdon from
Osnabrock couple of days the early
part of the week on legal business.
Courier Democrat., 1904-11-03
Our Home Candidate
], B. BOYD

Democratic Residential Elector.
Good dry cord wood ready for the
stove at the Langdon Lumber Co.'S
wood yard. Delivered to any part of
the city. Phone Ga. Z
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-06-12
Saturdays Results.
Where They Play.
/ willie at Cairo.
larksviila at Paducah.
GlRAPD'S TWO BAGGER.

Paducah, June 1.-THE leaders in
The pehnant race won an exciting T.
inning contest from Clarksyille today
in a game that was filled with close
plays ana sensational fielding on the
part IL tho locals
The visitors had a chance to win the
game in the ni1th when Center Field
er Barlow, Of locals, dropped a fly bali,
but they failed to be equal to the
emergency
In the twelfth inning with the bases
null and no one ont Girarl landed on
the ball for a double sending the
nece sary runs across the plate
The score
Cvlne l000l 5000 0 Is 6 /
Paduc 0101 600 10 2-i ..
Batteries Weakly and Petit. Free
man ana Land Umpire-Zinkins.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-06-12
BASE BALL CHAT
FOR CAIRO FANS

The Champions returned yesterday
from fifteen day tour abroad dur.
ing which they won 3 out of the Is
games played to find awaiting them
the foppers, who proved to be e. z.
Marks
The game was litlcss one the
only features being the fielding of
Second Baseman Larsen and Short
Stp Haas. AMI The heavy hitting OF
the locals and the excessive number
of free passes to first that Pitcher
Douttiel. of the visitors smilingly
distributed 10 the Champion
Had it not been for the hustle and
push Of Umpire Shuster the game
might have consumed the greater
part Of two hours instead of being
finished in one hour and eleven min.
utes.
The score:
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-06-12
ADMINISTRATORS NOTICE.

Estate Of Christian Merit, deceased. The
undersigned, having been appointed admins
traitor Of the estate Of Christian Merit, late oi
The County Of Alexander, and the state oi
Illinois, deceased, hereby give notice that he
viii appear before the county court Of Aiexan-
der county. at the court house in Cairo at the
August term, On the First Monday in August
next, at which time all persons having claims
against said estate are notified and requested
to attend for the purpose OF having the same
adjusted. All persons indebted 20 said estate
are required To make immediate payment to
the undersigned.
DATED thi 9Th day Of June, A. u 1904
II. r. WILLIS. Admin. traitor.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-06-12

As the results of the negoua ions
carried On during the past week By
the local club and Newt Fisher which
eliminated in the purchase Of a play.
or at an advance over the price he
was originally sold for. the Cairo fans
viii in all probability have an opp5r-
unity Of eing an Oh favorite again
in Cairo uniform This favorlte
Is expected today and will play see
ond. Larsen being moved over to
short. This viii give Cairo the fast.
EST fielding and hardest hitting in.
field in The league
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-06-12

There is not the slightest scintilla
&, truth in the statement Of an even
ing paper that he local association
ever gave a thought 10 relea ing any
member Of its pitching STAFF or any
member Of the team as az present
composed. REGARDING The pitching
stan. there is no hest among the
lot. they are 50 different in their
styles that il Is impossible 10 pick
which Is The best They ali warl, hard
and there Int the least bit Of jeai-
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-06-12
ILLINOIS CENTRAL R.R. GO
Bulletin of Rates,

Worlds Fair; Louisiana Purchase Ex
position. St Louis, Mo, April 30, De
cember 1st, 1904 s745 round trip
tickets sold daily commencing April
18TH to November 18th inclusive
limited to return December 18th, 1904
$500 round trip, tickets sold daily
commencing April 18th TO November
Goth bearing return limit of sixty
(G0), days from date OF sale.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-06-12

That boy Larsen IS a wonder and
viii make his mark. lie is sure death
on flies, covers a world OF territory
hits remarkably Wen and runs bases
like a deer. With a few months train
ing he will beat all the others Phil
adelphia block With the old Cairo
favorite al second and larsen at
short there viii be ginger to spare.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-06-12

Peabody Normal summer schools,
Nashville, Tenn, June Sth, Aug 3rd,
1904 G.3J to Nashville and return
account the above occasion, tickets
sold June5, 6, I, IS, 20, July 3, 4, 3,
bearing return limit of Is days from
date of sale; except an extension un.
til September Goth, may be obtained
under certain conditions.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-06-12

Hopkinsyille and the Champions
will play a double header Monday
afternoon for the price Of one admis-
sion. the second game being the one
postponed from May a. on account
of rain The first game win be cailel
OF . O'Clock. the second will com.
mcnee within lo minutes after the
completion Of the first according to
Bnla %, section s.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-06-12

Summer school, Knoxville, Tenn,
June 2Sth, Aug. 5th. 1904. 1875 to
Knoxville, and return account the
above occasion, tickets sold June &c,
q. %, July ), G, II, u, IS and 25th,
bearing return limit Of IS days from
date of sale; except an extension un.
I'll September Goth may be obtained
under certain conditions.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-06-12

ousy among them such talk on the
part of possibly well-mednng individ-
usls or newspapers win hur' any
cam and result tho same as il it
were go, knock Roe3r.lnE The
release of Tommy smith ih local
association offered 20 pc, cent all
vance on the price Newt Fisher paid
for him
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-06-12

National Republican convention,
Chicago. H.. June 2l-2i. 1901. for the
above occasion excursion tickets will
be sold TO Chicago and return June
1G. II. Is. 10 and 20. at rate of sl1.20
limited to return June goth 1904.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-06-12
A DIFFERENCE

In Egypt when a girl is born they
throw her into the sea, so the Holsters
can get her"
Well over here we wait till she
grows up. and then the Holsters get
her
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-06-12

United Confederate veterans re.
union, Nashville, Tenn, June II, 1G,
1904 AS to Nashville and return,
account the above occasion, tickets
to be sold June 10TH to 18th, limited
to return June 18th. except by depos-
iting tickets and payment of 50 cents
an extension until July 10th may be
obtained.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-06-12

Now that both Cairo and Paduclh
are at home and admitted that they
both win every game played with the
visiting teams until they meet each
other if then Cairo should return the
compliment of last month aud win
five out of six from Paducah. Cairo
viii then be- IN the lead
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-06-12
NATIONAL LEAGUE.
AT PHILADELPHIA.
AT BROOKLYN.
At NEW YORK.

New York.-Oyer $4,000 persons
saw McGin.fty lose his frs game Of
The pr ent season on the Pole
eeouad to the Chicago team In the
twelfth innirg. Wicker pitched splen-
daily and the locals were unable to
make a hit mil tho tenth inning
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-06-12

We will have another douhla-hcader
in he Clarksvjlle series
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-06-12

$3.50 Dawson Springs and return
$3.50 Cpruean Springs and return
$685. Crittenden Springs and return
ind $40 Grayson Springs and return
Tickets sold daily limited to return
October 31st, 1904
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-06-12
DIAMOND DUST.

There will be an excursion on the
Big Four today from Danyille and in
termediate points
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-06-12

Paducah just by the skin of her
toeth--4 to 3--12 innings. Things
look like they would break even.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-06-12
Shoes,
Slippers,
OXfOrdS.

We are showing The very latest
styles in Ladies, Misses and Children's
OXfords and Slippers.
In Tan slippers our Champagne Col
or is the SWell of the Worlds Fair Year
In Mems shoes our line of A. E. Net
Teton in Tans, Vici=kid and Patent Kid
they are the leaders for wear, style and
fit.
In popular price shoes the Crossett shoe at
$3.50 TO $500 are values for the money that al
ways make you call again for pair
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-06-12

Holycross and Harvey will be in
the points for Cairo today
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-06-12
FANCY JOB PRINTING.

THE BULLETIN HAS JUST
RECEIVED A SUPPLY OF
NEW UP-To.DATE FANCY
STOCK FOR PROGRAMS, IN.
, vlTATioNs, ANNOUNCE.
MENTs, WEDDING CARDS,
ETC. AND IS PREPARED TO
SUPPLY THEM ON SHORT
NOTICE TO THOSE IN NEED I
OF PRINTING IN THAT LINE.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-06-12
WESTERN LEAGUE.
OMAHA.
Omaha, ,; DeS Moincs, ..
AT COLORADO SPRINGS.

Colorado Springs-Postponed, wet +
grOund1
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-06-12
AMERICAN LEAGUE.
AT ST. LOUIS.

Battories-Pelty and Sugden; Glib
son and Farrell.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-06-12

For full particulars call or address
the undersigned.
A. II. HANSON,
General Passenger Agent
]. H. JONES,
Ticket Agent.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-06-12
AL LOUISVILLE.

Al LOUToVTL I {,
Louisville 3 Kansas CITY |,
AT COLUMBUS.
Columbus, l0; Milwaukee, ;
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1904-06-12
AT DENVER.

Denver, 3; Sioux City, 0.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1904-09-23
In Memory.

The home of Walter and Mary
Julian, near Hickman, is made sad
and desolate by the death of their
little daughter, Mamie Bell, aye 3
years, 2 months and IL days.
While the moon beams came
making the room light, with shad-
ows fitting here and there, and the
odor of the fragrant flowers coming
family through the open windows,
the death angel came slowly but
silently in at the open door, and
claimed little Mamie Bell as their
own little flower. Dear mother and
father, mourn not, for your little
darling is safe in Heaven with
Jesus and crown OF shining stars is
placed upon her innocent pure
brow.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1904-09-23
NOTICE OF INso1 vrNcY.

The insolvency of the estate OF
Mrs. Ann Chapel deceased, having
been suggested to the County Court
OF Obion county, Tennessee, all per-
sons having claims against said
estate are notified to appear and
file same, authenticated in the same
manner prescribed by law, with the
county court clerk, on or before
the 18TH day of December next.
This the 10Th day of Sept, 1904.
#. ]. SMITH, Administrator.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1904-09-23
MakEs w0RK fAsiEa.
Union c,ty People are Pleased TO Learn h0w
it's Done,


Union c,ty People are Pleased 10 Learn how
it's Done,
It's pretty hard TO attend to duties
With constantly aching back;
With annoying urinary disorders.
Doan's Kidney Pills make work easier
They cure backache.
They cure every kidney ill.,
Martin Schmidt, blacksmith, of the
firm of Schmidt q Givens, residing on
Fifth street, says: II was subject to
attacks OF backache for some months,
no doubt caused by my kidneys being
out of order ! was not laid up with
the attacks, but it was sometimes all /
could do TO bear the pain and keep on
with my work As everyone knows,
shOeing horses and the general work
of a blacksmith is very trying for a
man who suffers with his back and
kidneys. / saw D0an's Kidney Pills
advertised in our local paper and
thinking they might help me / got a
box at the Moss Drug Store. After
taking them only a few days the pain
and lameness disappeared, and up to
date there has been no recurrence of
the old complaint. In my opinion
DOan's Kidney Pills are all that can
be wished as kidney remedy
Sold for so cents per box. For sale
by all dealers. Foster-M ilburn Co.,
Buffalo. N. T., sole agents for the Y.
S.
Remember the name Doans and take
no substitute.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1904-09-23
Were Among the Personal Baggage Of
One Woman Traveller.

One woman traveller.
A lady travelling by the Ostend ex-
press train de luxe arrived recently at
the customs station at Passau, says
the london Daily Telegraph, and at
tracted the special attention Of the
customs officer by the enormous
number Of her trunks and boxes.
She is a Vsnnese dame living in
London. The official had passed al
most everything when he perceived a
long box, and asked what was in it.
"Only hats, but nothing liable to
dutyp "Whatl Only hats?" said the
officer, astounded that so large case
could be used for lady for nothing
but headgear. eyes, there are 80 of
themY' The official was still more
astounded. ''Thirty-two hatsl That
is incredible. / must see for myself;
please open the case" The lady be-
came excited, and retorted: "Do you
think can get along with only two
hats? Why, / have IL more at
home!" The box had to be opened,
all the same; and, 10 and behold it
turned out to be quite true. There
were actually 80 hats, of different
kinds, which the elegant and pretty
passenger was taking with her for
use on her journey. The officer
bowed, and asked pardon for the
trouble he had caused her.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1904-09-23
Scene on First Street, Union City, Tenn.
Old Virginny Reell'
A BILLy1LLE ECONOMIST.

'Tain't hard to economize,
said the Billville citizen, ''ef folks
only knowed the right way"
That's true" said the old major.
You bet it isl Take my case,
fer instance: | strip hide off 9
COW, an thar's shoes fer the whole
family; when | need a hat kill q
raccoon; | make cotton enough to
clothe me, corn enough to feed me,
liquor enough to drunk me, an
use cooter shells fer dinner plates,
an I'll never have to buy a rattle
fer the babies, as long as | kin kill
a rattlesnakew
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1904-09-23

Mi-ona is a remarkable preparation
that tones up the digestive organs and
quickly gives perfect health and
strength.
G. Y. Jones can tell you many of his
customers who recommend Mi-o-na
because it cured them. Better than
all testimonials, though, is the guar
antee under which Mi-o-na is sold. 1t
is a plain, positive statement that
if this remedy does not relieve you of
Indigestion, it will cost you absolutely
nothing.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1904-09-23
GET THE SIGNED GUARANTEE.
C. v Jones Agrees to Return Money il
Mi-o-Ha Fails to Make You Well.

Have c. " Jones sign the following
guarantee when you buy d box of Mi
o-na natures cure for dyspepsia.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1904-09-23
PROGRAM.
Meeting of Camp 936, U.C.v., Union
City, October and s.

Why OCgOUCA anu o.
The Camp, two Chapters, Sons
will meet at the courthouse 9 am.
and march to the fair grounds with
music by the band.
$50 am. Opened with prayer by
chaplain.
Song, "All Hail the Power of
Jesus Name.
Music by band.
Welcome address by Mayor John
T. Walker.
Duet by Misses Davis and Deem.
Welcome address Of Leonidas
Polk and John B. Gordon Chapters
by Miss Lucille Morris.
Response by Capt. l.. N. Bran
ham.
Music by band.
Speech by Rev. 10. McLeskey.
FRIDAY AFTERNOON.
1.30. Music by band.
Business meeting of Camp.
Piano music by Miss Ida Moore.
Speech by Gen. Geo. w. Gordon.
Dixie by band.
Recitation by Miss Gertie Wallace
Speech by T. r. Reynolds.
FRIDAY EVENING.
7.30 pm. Mrs. Wigs of the Cab
bage Patch, dramatized by Miss
Lawson and presented by Leonidas
Polk Chapter. Play interpreted
with music by John B. Gordon Chap
ter.
SATURDAY MORNING.
go am. Meeting at fair grounds
opened with prayer.
Song, Americr, accompanied by
band.
Recitation by Miss Katharine
Reynolds.
Speech by Mr.. w. E. Miller.
Duet by Mrs. Walter Morris and
Miss Mittie Jones.
Recitation by Miss Beatrice Nc
Cav.
Speech by Rev. T. G. Lowry.
Music by band.
Speech by Rev. w. J. Mccoy.
SATURDAY AFTERNOON,
80. Music by band.
Recitation by Miss Ruth Talley.
Speech by Mr.. Tom Morris.
Duet by Misses Lucille and Katie
Morris.
Violin duet by Messrs. Denham
and Jackson. Piano accompani-
ment by Mrs. Walter Norris.
Music by band,
Speech by Capt. H. A. Tyler.
Love feast.
[All speeches limited to 30 min
utes, Free coffee at all hours by
B. H. Whitley.]
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1904-09-23
Very Low Rofes

Thursdays in August and Sep
TENDER to st. Louis and return via
Mobile and Ohio railroad. Apply
to any NJ. & o. railroad agent for
tickets and particulars.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1904-09-23
GUARANTEES

Thereby agree to refund the money paid
for Mi-o-na on return of the empty boxes,
If the purchaser tells me that it has failed to
cure dyspepsia or stomach troubles. This
guarantee covers two 10 cent boxes, or a
months treatment.
Signed -. Observation-Disclosures.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1904-09-23

Terrible plaques, those itching, pes
tering diseases of the skin Put an
end to misery. Doan's Ointment
cures. At any drug store. For sale
at Moss Pharmacy.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1904-09-23
Fine Bull.

Registered Shorthorn Bull at my
farm two miles south of town.
Services, $1.50. r.. l.. LocKERT.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1904-09-23

For RENT - Six-room cottage,
one block south of postoffice. APP
ply at this Office.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1904-09-23

Dipthera, sore throat, Group. In
slant relief, permanent cure DR..
Thomas Electric Oil. At any drug
store. For sale at Moss Pharmacy.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1904-09-23
Fine Bull.

Registered Shorthorn Bull at my
farm two miles south of town.
Services, $500.
GEO. w. LATIMER.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1904-09-23
TENNESSEE CENTRAL r. r.
HARTMAN ROUTE.

The Tennessee Central Railroad is the
Shortest and Most Direct Line
to Nashville, Knoxville and Bristol,
Tenn, and all points in East Tennes-
see, Carolinas, Virginia, all Eastern
ports and interior Eastern cities.
A tirst-class service and new coaches.
Don't fail to try the new line.
See that your tickets read via the
Tennessee Central Railroad.
e. H. HINTON, Traffic Manager,
NASHVILLE, Tenn.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1904-09-23
THE LOST ARCADIA.

i.
All, how the world material chills
The glances of the stars above!
This paying gas and grocery bills
Knocks all the romance out of love
Who thrills to high immortal song
That walks the baby all night long?
IL.
o that we ever left the shores
OF kind Arcadia-mortals weak!
To pay the rent for three bare floors,
Where fades the bloom from Beau.
TVS cheek!
What bitter lessons Time instills!
Bailiffs and butchersl Bills and bills
A New York literary exchange
says that rich men should patron
ize poor authors. Well, don't
they9 Many a poor author has
received-a patronizing glance
from them as they passed by.
+. l.. s.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1904-09-23
JUST FROM GEORGIA.
THE FATAL PETITIONS.

THE FATAL PETITIONS.
Dey pray fer de rain on fell en- town
Dey DIES pray all about;
En- de rain, he come a-sloshin' down
En- drown de people out!
0, my chillun,
Look out what you do!
Summer, or snow,
You des don t know
De thing what good fer you!
Dey pray fer win, on de fiel' en- plain
Dey hollered low en- high,
En- a harricane come, lax railroad
train,
En- blowed 'um ter de sky!
0, my chillun,
Watch de way you gol
You des can't tell
Wen you doin well.
Summertime, or snow.
Dey prayed fer fire, wild freezln soul
Wen de ice it crack de cup,
En- Satan come wild a red-hot coal
En- burn de las one up!
0, my chillun,
Look out what you do!
You shout en- pray
In de Providence way,
Twel de angels laugh at you!
Go long go long wild yo' sigh en- song
On de hilltops en- de plains,
Fer dis ole worl' amt gwine wrong
Whilst Providence hol' de reins!
o, my chillun,
You'll never know what bes
'Twel you say goodby
Ter de worl' en- sky,
En- de Lawd say: "Take yo' res"
FATAL GIFTS.
us you gwine ter vote fer de
publikins en- sinners mex times"
II dunno. Two err de dimmy-
Gratis gimme $40, en- | tuck de rat.
tim of de brain, en- ! is no mo- of
SCUM min'w
Mr.. William Little Bigger isan-
nounced as the author of an epic
poem entitled "The Heavens
Above the Moon" The poem
consists of 10000 lines, and jim
giles all the way through. 1t goes
without saying that Mr.. Bigger
knows how to fly. Let us hope
that when be flies above the moon
he will know just how and where
to light.
y y
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1904-09-23

We accept Substitute" to orr
columns with pleasure, but the let
ter arrived too late this week.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1904-09-23

'Met Trouble in the big road, |"
says Georgia philosopher, "but
the Wind whistled a iig-tune, the
leaves went to dancing, Joy played
leap-frog with a rainbow, and
whirled old Trouble round in the
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1904-09-23
HIS HARVEST SONG.

HIS HARVEST SONG.
Goodby, Mister Thunder,
Rollin' er yo' drum!
Whar you gone, ! wonder?
Oh, de
Good
Times
Come!
Far'-you-well, Br'er Lightnin',-
l knows you feelin' grum!
All de prospec' bright'nin';
Oh, de
Good
Times
Come!