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The Holly chieftain., 1904-12-30
TOO GOOD FOR A DOCTOR.
oscision Whieh Saved New gngIasds
for the Fish Trade.

OeciSsoN Wnech o1veo New en0iAeoeS
for the Fish Trade.
Tie fisherman drove INTO the yard
= few days after the new summer
residents had taken possession OF
their home. and seeing an open door
he stepped in and confronted the mis-.
tress OF the house.
''0ettin' settled. l s'pose," he sad
Agreeable. allowing his gaze to wan
der from two hslfunpacked trunks t.
4 table loaded with miscellaneous
articles. "Well. take your time. taka
your Tins: there's plenty Of it up here!
I understand your husbands 4 doctor.
ma'am?"
Yes, hs is" said the summer resi-
dent, who in spite of warnings from
city neighbors that she had better dis
play no haugh.iness of spirit under
questioning. was unable TO put much
cordiality into her tone.
well. now. | come near beIu q
DOCTOR said the fshDan. still with a
wandering gaze. "My folks wanted !
should be one. all cxceptin' of an aunt
that had money, and was looked up
10 help ME out financially II | took
UP with profession. She spent one
summer here. and she made a reg'lar
study OF my character an parts. and at
the end Of the season she up an told
my folks that 'twouldnt do. mus.
20 into business.
THAT boy has got too much intel
lect to be hove away on doctor
she said: those we're her very words.
Now. how would you like couple OF
good mackerel all slit up an ready for
the br'iler?"-Youth's Companion.
The Holly chieftain., 1904-12-30
HE HAD LEARNED SOMETHING
Why ceiored PASTORS City Trip Was
a Good "'vestnent."

John Sharp Williams tells the follow.
ing story of colored preacher who
came to New York and had never be.
fore heard a graphophone or realized
its acoustic properties. Later on In
the day he saw a wireless instrument
on top of one OF the skyscrapers down
town. When he got back to his parish
In Georgia, after telling his congreyl
ton all about New York, his perora-
ton was:
''Brcyren. foh good many yeats
we've done gone an hollahed ou-
lungs out asking de good Lawd foh
money to build us new church. bu:
de Lawd nevah seemed to heah us
But up In New Yawk day've got MA.
cIire that can hoilah thousf nd times
louder Can we can, an ii dc Lawd
don't hcah lis den we'll nevah get our
church. An day got anudder ma
chine dat talks across de ocean widout
airy wires, an as we can't see across
Tie ocean. an VIC can see the sky. den
we ought to be able to communicate
wid heaven II you'll all subscribe gen
erously dis mohn,n'. An I'll feel da.
my trip to New Yawk was good
'vestment" New York Times.
The Holly chieftain., 1904-12-30
scENT THEIR PET DOGS,


Fashion Has Selected an Appropriate
Perfume for Zach Modieh Breed.
Nowadays the pet dog must be per.
fumod. but 1t is not enough to seer.
him with any old perfume. Modish
women who consider their pets try
10 select an appropriate odor for
them.
Thus, japanese poodles are perfum-
ed with fraasipapi. which has spicy
Iar9uesc odor that suggests the Orr.
ertal nativity of the animal.
Mexican hairless dogs, which are
scented with chypore. which has a
heavy tropical odor that suits thcs ,
dogs Of the south. Very little Of It
Is used, as the scent is powerful. Two
or three drops on the long hair behind
the head. where the dog cannot III
dulse his tendency to lick It off. is oil
that is needed.
The shaggy Skye terriers are scent
ed With a stimulating extract CT
Scotch heather sold by one of the
Fifth avenue druggists and redolent
of the Scotch flowers perfume.
French poodles, which are not near.
ly 20 popular now as they used to be,
smell delicately of some British per
fume.
their special perfume scent made b.
New York druggist and declared to
be the sportiest of all Odors.
The Holly chieftain., 1904-12-30
Kill Game Out Of Season.

Reports OF the wholesale slaughter
Of deer and game birds out of season
come to Duluth from the ranges. /:
is claimed that scores of men are en-.
gagged at hunting to supply camps anu
individuals in the towns with venisoli
and partridge. The rate at which,
game is being killed. II is claimed. viii,
make serious inroads on deer ant.
partridge this year. The season for
partridge opened on Oct. Is. but tn.
young birds have been full grown TO,
a month. The deer season does rot
open till Nov. l0.-St Paul Phone Ell
E5sss.
The Holly chieftain., 1904-12-30
WANTED.

Men aud women in this county
and adjoining hrlitories, {, rcpre-
rent and advertise an old estab-
lishetl house of seId financial
standing. Sa'aty 10 men $Zl week
lv. to women sl2 10 sl0 weekly
wiih expenses advanced each Mon
,iay by ci.eck direct from heal
quart,r-. Hor.e and buggy frrh-
ishcd when necessary; Ios It'll, II
eamaneIh. address, BE w Bros
& Co., ID pit. A, Monon Eui d ug,
Chicago, III.
The Holly chieftain., 1904-12-30
WOMEN WON'T mAaay mvres.
Fact for Which Seeker After kno~i
edge Wants Explanation.

eoSe WAntb ekpt1oatton.
Men gifted with the power OF speech
laok with much more favor on the
i.iea of marrying desfmutes than do
womer," said the man who always
goes about with his eyes open. Il
have known several men whose wives
were mute as the proyerh;al oyster
who lived In Perfect happiness In the
inevitable silence. but l have never yet
seen woman who was content to
tie hc.Self to a man who had been
denied the blessed privilege of ma
king things hum.
His ahiiction seems to deba: her
OF the divine right to sass back. and
the deprivation Is too much for her.
or coursc there are. according to sta
tistics. many of the latter class oi one.
sided unions. but they are by no
means as corlmon rs marriages be-
tween speaking man and , mute
woman. else We would run across
them more frequently.
Il have asked a number of people
interested in the education of deaf
mntes for their opinion as to the cause
of this dissimilarity Of taste in The
sexes. but the replies received were
mostly facteous and unsatisfactory.
Having been unable to form any con-
elusive deductions. l am still seeking
Information as TO the causes OF a
condition which is so very obvious.
and hope somebody will be able to
set me right.
The Holly chieftain., 1904-12-30
FLORIDA SLEEPER
Via
FRISCO

On November 18th, and daily
thereafter until the summer season
of 1905. tie Frisco System, in
Connection with the Southern
Railway, will operate through
Pullman Slcepers between Kansas
City, Mo. and Jacksonville, Fla,
These Sleeping Cars will be plac.
ed i'll sesvice as part of the equip
mient of ihc popular Southeastern
Limited" scheduled to !elNe
kausas City 6:30 p. III. A mod.
ernly equipped train, electro
lighted cafe observation car, etc.
the route of which carries the
Traveller through the populors
cities OF The Southeast.
EcrllI reservation may be made
through representatives of Frisco
System or connecting lines,
Passenger Traffic Department,
Saint Louis.
The Holly chieftain., 1904-12-30
The World !. Mine.

For me the jasmine buds unfold
And silver daisies star the lea,
The crocus boards the sunset gold
And the wild rose breathes for me
! feel the sap through the bough return.
iug.
s"aic the skyiark's transport fine.
l ki,cw the fountains wayward ycalning
!ove. and the world is mine,
! icre. and thoughts that sometime
s;ivved
still wtil remembered. srievc not mo:
i'ro-, MI the datiened ard deceived
Ia scars my spirit free
Eo. soft the hours rereat one story
S.HSs the sea one strain divine;
MY clouds arise all flushed with glory.
love, and the world is mine!
Florence Earle Coates.
The Holly chieftain., 1904-12-30
Fight viii bs Sitter.

Those who will persist in closing
In IL ears against the continual re-
rommendatiOn Of Dr. Kings New
Discovery for Consumption, viii have
a long and bitter fight with their tro III
bles. if not ended earlier by fatal ter
IninatiOn. Read what r. L. Beall. OF
Beal, Miss. has to say: Last fail
my wife had every symptom OF con
sumption. She took DR.. Kings New
Discovery after everything else had
failed. Improvement came At once
and four butIies entirely cured her."
Guaranteed 10y Ikelmau Bros. drug
gists. Price soc and 81. Trial bottl $
free.
The Holly chieftain., 1904-12-30
The Forest.

Here In the lanEuorous silence where
sunlight with shade interlaccs,
Let my soul steep:
And from the weli-springs OF beauty,
which time neither mars nor efraces,
Let me drink deep!
Far fron, the riotous throbbing of busy
humanity bust!ing.
Here is a balm:
Only marvellous, bird-song or music OF
glad leaves low rustling,
Breaks the sweet calm.
Oh! to be friends with the 1ichens. the
low-crceping vines. and the mosses.
There close to lie;
Gazing aloft at each pine plume thaS
airily playfrlly tosses
Meath the blue sky.
Oh. to he near to the beauty, and infinite
grandeur of all things
Simple and free;
Held by the magic that ages have
wrought in the great, and the small
things,
For YOU and me.
-Ka,harine G. Terry. in Lippincotrs
The Holly chieftain., 1904-12-30
A frightened Horse.

Running like mad do1n the street,
dumping The occupants, q. Il hundred
other accidents, are every dav occur
renccS. 1T bchooyeS everybody to have
Il reliable Salve handy. and thcre's Is
none as good us Bucklen's Arnica
Salve. Burns. cuts, sores, Eczema
and piles disappear quickly under its
soothng effect. 25c, at Ikclman' s
drug store.
The Holly chieftain., 1904-12-30

Any reader Of thus paper who is
subject 10 scii, and pains of any
kind, may avail thrms Ives o. thit
free sample 10y sending postal
card, .iviu:. their full address, and
mentioning the name of this paper
TO the DR.. Miles Med cal Co, Elk.
hart, Ind.
The Holly chieftain., 1904-12-30
An Emergency Medicine.

For sprains, bruises. burns, scalds
ard similar injuries, there. is nothing
so good as Ghauhcclain'S Pain Balm,
IL s'1thcs the wound aud MT only
gives instant relief fiom pain, but
causes the parts to heal in about one
Third the time required hv the usual
Treatment. Sold by lkelman Bros.
The Holly chieftain., 1904-12-30
a Costly Mistake,

niunderSare sometimes very cxnen.
Slvc. Occasionally life itself is the
price OF y mistake. but ynu'u never
nr wrong if you take DR.. Kings New
Lie Pills fnr dyspepsia, dizziness
headache, liver or bowel ,ruublcs
They ire gentle yet thorough. sc,
ut lkclman's drug store.
The Holly chieftain., 1904-12-30
Railroad Use. erlave..ss.

Ten per cent. of tie fuel OF IL,
Paris. Lyons & Mediterranean RAJ.
way consists OF coal brique.;es madt
from the slack and dust Of The ccn..
pany's mines. The engineers find that
they can raise steam more quickly
with briauettes than without them.
The Holly chieftain., 1904-12-30
cont Tobacco spi, anH .n,oar Your LIZ.

-N'He.S s'u'. ''"'1 @btoas ! OEr I.tff
Awa..
y yoii "rnt u q'!'i t,barco using easily
in.i CT new life ana yiyor, t,ke Noro R,c.
tne wouder-workcr that n,akes wcux me.
strong Many gain ten pounds ir le,, t,a-:s.
Over 10000 cured. I,ny No.ro- -Bac from.
your your Own @ druggist, who will guarantee q
stesHns Remedy Co., Chicago OF New Yort
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remained In the detention room, "a
Lad hath arrived bearing q parcel for
John Law, Esquire. It's not within
but we would know what disposition
we shall make of them"
by my faith" cried Law, 81 had
entirely forgot my haberdasher."
The jailer stood on one foot and
gave cough, unnecessarily loud but
sufficiently significant. 1t was enough
for the quick wit of Law.
There was SO sovereigns on the
charge list" said the jailer.
Sixty sovereigns, heard you say
distinctly" replied Law. Twill, give
me thy purse, mani"
Will Law obeyed automatically.
There" said John Law to the jail
er. 'T am sure the garments will be
very proper. Is it not all very proper?'
The turnkey looked calmly into the
face of his prisoner and as calmly re-
Piled: ut is, sir, as you say, very
proper"
"Will," said Law to his brother, who
had scarce moved during all this,
COLuc, CaScI uP. Ouo WOulu lAAAn
twas myself was to be inmate here,
and not another"
Will Law burst into tears.
"God knows, 'twere better myself,
and not thee, jack" he said.
"Pish! boy, no more of that! Twas
as chance would have it. I'm never
meant for staying here. Come, take
this letter, as I said, and make haste
to carry it. Twill serve nothing tc
have you moping here. Fare you well
and see that you sleep sound"
Will Law turned, obedient as ever
to the commands of the superior mind
He passed out through the heavily
guarded door as the turnkey swung II
for him; passed out, turned and looked
back He saw his brother standine
there, easy, calm, Indifferent. a splva
| did figure of man.
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SHEEP OR SWINEl
The ParsOn Was Ready to Per,
form His Duty Regardless of
Charges Character.

An example of the humor of the
Puritan settlers in New England comes
from old Newbury, town which was
incorporated so long ago as 1885. AL
though it was a staid community
rather than frivolous one, there was
for many years, relates Youths Com
panion, an established town jest which
was repeated in town meeting, with
unimpaired relish, as often as its local
officers were to be elected.
The lowest Office in the gift of the
people being that of town hog-reeve-
the person whose duty it is to herd and
impound stray hogs-they had made 1t
the custom to elect to that unenviable
position the latest married resident of
the place, fit or unfit, willing or un-
willing.
Once-there must have been an es-
pecfal spirit of audacity rife at town
meeting on that occasion-they even
went so far as to elect Rev. DR.. Leon
ard Wilmington, then newly settled
over the parish; and committee, act
ing in a spirit of mirth, yet perhaps
with a dash of inward trepidation, was
sent to notify him of the honor. which
of course it was expected he would not
accept.
"Hog-reeve," he repeated, thought
fully. ct is true / came to this place
expecting to act as shepherd of flock:
but if my sheep have changed their
character, / see in that no reason to
decline the task"
The reverend shepherd led. drove
and exhorted his flock in the way they
should go for the rest Of his lifetime,
with notable success.
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SEA FLIGHT.

Ny little cabin window
Stood outward to the sea,
Ano. smiling thro' the narrow space,
The moon looked in at me
The mooni 1 wondered much how fair
A desert moon may be.
Outside my cabin window
Lurked Danger. sad and grim.
All but the sea-gull at the mast
Were sore afraid of him
al but the sea-bird and the moon
So young, so fair, so slim.
my little moon,'' I whispered.
"Are you not sore afraid?"
NAY" said the moon, the things that
fear
Are such as creep and wade:
The bird hath wings-the bird and i
For safety we were made.
Then to my heart I whispered;
20 heart, lean close your ear!
Have we not any wings, my heart?
o listen, heart and hear!'
Soft came the answer: Love and faith
Are wings, child: do not fear!"
Ida Whipple Benham, in Youths Com
panion.
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two hours, and the clock might have
registered after midnight, when at last
lie discovered himself in front of the
dark gray mass of stone which the
chairmen assured him was his destina-
ton. 1t was with trepidation that he
stepped to the half-lighted door and
fumbled for the knocker. The door
slowly swung open, and he was con-
fronted by the portly presence of a
lackey who stood in silence waiting
for his word.
"a message for Lady Catharine
Knollys,'' said Will, with what courage
he could summon. "'Tis of impor-
lance, / make no doubt. For 1t was
to the Lady Catharine that John Law
had first turned. His heart craved one
more sight of the face so beloved, one
more word from the voice which so
late had thrilled his soul. Away from
these-ahi that was the prison for
him, these were the bars which to him
seemed imperatively needful to be
broken. Aid he did not think of ask
ing. Only, across London, in the night,
he had sent the cry of his heart:
Come to mel"
"The Lacy Catharine is not in at this
hour" said the butler, with some as
perity, closing the door again in part
But it's important. I doubt if twill
bear the delay of a night" Indeed,
Will Law had hitherto hardly paused
to reflect how unusual was this mes
sage, from such person, to such adj
dress, and at such an hour.
The butler hesitated, and so did the
unbidden guest at the door. Neither
heard at first the light rustic of gar
ments at the head of the stair, nor
saw the face bent over the balustrade
in the shadows of the hall.
What is it, James?" asked voice
from above.
"a message for the Lady Catharine,"
replied the servant said to be i'm
portant What should l do?''
Lady Catharine Knollys is away"
said the soft voice of Mary Connynge,
speaking from the stair. Her voice
came nearer as she now descended and
appeared at the first landing.
I've may crave your pardon, SIR
said she, "that we receive you so ill,
but the hour is very late. Lady Cath
arine is away, and Sir Charles is forth
also. as usual, at this time. am left
proxy for my entertainers, and per-
haps I may serve you in this case.
Therefore pray step within.
'Sir, am in some hesitation" said
Mary Connynge. There Is indeed
none In the house except the servants.
You say your message is Of impor-
lance"
at has indeed importance" respond
ed WILL 1T comes from my brother %
"Tour brother. Mr.. Lawf"
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"From my brother, John Law. he
Il In trouble. I make no doubt the
message win set all plain"
I'm that CASE said Mary Connynge,
her voice cool, though her soul was hot
with impotence, cit might perhaps be
well If took the liberty of reading the
message in Lady Catharine's absence.
You say your brother is in rouble?"
The girl tore open the Enclosure. She
saw but three words, written boldly,
firmly, addressed to no one, and signed
by no one.
Come to mel" Thus spoke the mes
sage This was the summons that had
crossed black London town that night
Mary Connynge rose quickly to her
feet, forgetting for the time the man
who stood before her. The instant de-
manded all the resources of her soul
She fought to remain mistress of her
self. A moment, and she passed Will
Law with swift foot. and gained again
the stairway in the hail.. the letter
still fast within her hand. Will Law
had not time to ask its contents.
There is need of haste" said she
James, have up the calash at once
Mr.. Law, I crave your excuse for 9
time In a moment shall be ready tt
go with you"
In two minutes she was sobhins
alone, her face down upon the bed. Ii
five she was at the door, dressed
cloaked, smiling sweetly and ready fol
the journey. And thus it was that, Of
two women who loved John Law, thai
one Jared on to see him for whom hi
! had not sent
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Natural Enough.

81 don't understand your methot
at ALL" said Miss Obesity, somewhat
irately to the professor of physical
culture 81 have just been talking to
Miss Skinny Bones, and she says that
your advice to her is exercise and diet
Now you have told me that diet and
exercise is what need. How can you
possibly hope to accomplish such diff
ferent ends with the same means?
Simplest thing in the world.
madam" answered the professor.
'sYour cases are exactly reversed. A
mere reversion Of tbs medicines IL all
that Il necessary."-Delroit Free Press
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Ostentatfons.

An Atchison man tells the Globe about.
his uncle, an Irishman, WHO sudden,
ly became rich. The first thing he did
was to buy the best pew in the church.
When Sunday rolled around the Irishman
walked grandly down the aisle, carrying
silk hat and elegant overcoat. He
found two strange women occupying his
pew. Come out" he said, imperiously.
The women were very much shocked, and
walked out, their heads hanging in shame.
"Now, then, ladies'" the lrishman said,
"oblige me by walking back. / just want
ed to show you who owned this pew"
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CHAPTER XI.

Copyright, 1909, by Emerson Hough-,
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CHAPTER XII.
THE MESSAGE.

TIE Will Law, as he turned away from
the prison gate upon the errand as
signed to him, the vast and shapeless
shadows of the night-covered city took
the form of appalling monsters. relent-
less, remorseless, savage of purpose.
He passed, as one in some hideous
dream, along streets that wound and
wound until his brain lost distance and
direction. 1t might have been an hour,
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Wasn't sea.ick ANYHOW.

In crossing the ocean father and SON
both became very seasick. The father re-
covered quickly, but the son was so ex-
hausted with the attack that he sank into
a state of apathy from which it seemed
impossible to arouse him. The steamer
physician, thinking he would try sud-
den shock, said: Il have bad news fos
you. Your father is dead" The SON.
raising his expressionless eyes to the doc.
tor, replied: Lucky mani"
Children should be seen more and talked
about less..Chicago Daily News.
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"Did she tell you the number of shoe she
wears!" "Oh, no; just the number she
tells people she wears. '-Cincinnati Times
Star.
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so Blu. Macaroni Wheat Per Acre,

so Blu. Macaroni Wheat Per Acre,
introduced by the U. S. Dept. of Ayr.
It is a tremendous cropper, yielding in
arid lands, such as are found in Mont,
Idaho, the Dakotas, Colo, ETC., it will
yield from 40 to 60 blu. This Wheat and
Speltz and Hanna Barley and Bromus
[nermis and Billion Dollar Grass, makes
It possible to grow and fatten hogs and
,attle wherever soil is found.
JUST SEND 10c AND THIS NOTICE
TO the John A Salzer Seed Co., La Crosse,
Wis, and they will send you free sample
If this Wheat and other farm seeds, to-
yether with their great catalog, alone
K. L.
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His Disappearing Pulse.

"My!" exclaimed the doctor, you've
hardly any pulse to-day"
piled the patient, you took it when you
were here yesterday ?"-Yonkers Statesman.