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Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1904-06-25

feared, 4
using a laF
with the resN
Is offended az
lfbreach of Courty
l1 Hitherto no one
Rhad been allowed to
MA and when some "a
ordinate made an appeal
yof rather snowy design IN
~ hhed by the local Counc
rs, The principal umbrellas To-
[..sadl the Gold Coast chieftains
|senbrmops size. some of them w.
tppen measuring ten feet across.
MA state umbrella dispatched from
rsstEondousa few weeks ago had for its
Fapex q silver eagle standing on two
silver cannon, nine inches in height
Another had as symbolical orna-
rhent IAN eighteen-carat gold hen sur
rounded by eighteen-carat gold chick
ems. representlnc the chief and his
tribe Ni
The COVERINGS OF the umbrellas are
of red, white, yellow, and blue silk,
with deep frinses. The largest UNI
sbrellas are carried over the heads of
Hchiefs by bearers while other bearers
steady theA umbrella by cords attached
to the uppermost parts A conpara-
lively small umbrella, surmounted by
schased silver knobs instead OF an elab-
crate design is for the inferior chiefs.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1904-06-25

may be used to aid in the process, so
that the delicate globules may be
broken as little as possible. Sprinkle
with sugar and stand the glasses on
ice for ten minutes. Pineapple syrup
may be added to give zest.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1904-06-25
Cat Adopts a Chicken.

A tabby cat owned by Gibson II.
Jones, proprietor of the Wabash
House. Toledo, Ohio is the foster
mother of a Plymouth Rock chicken.
Ten days ago the fledgllng was
Matched in advance of the rest of the
brood and taken by Mrs Jones' to the
house and placed 60 30. : = bre the
fire. The catas -
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-10-29
.aERL.s FloAT wlrA ALLloAroa

Ira mph Comes After Thrilling Enc
counter with q Mighty Saurian.
trail. slender cir, Miss Nelson
one fine night early In April, l9oss,
sat quietly beside her mother. From
tne next room where the two little
children had been left playing came a
strange grating sound. The older ais
ter stepped to the door between the
two apartments. only to turn pale with
dismay and horror, for there, fast
asleep on the hearth-rng, lay the lit
tie brother and sister, and crawling
sliWly across the foor toward them
o great Shiny alligator, evidently at
tracted to the house by the hope Of
young kittens or puppies, wriggled and
Writhed. Its wicked, stony eyes, grim
with baleful light, were dxed on the
unconscious babies, and the wide
jaws, open and ponderous, dripped
with q foam of, eager, unsatisied
greed Frantically calling to the dogs
outside the front door to enter and
help her, the brave girl caught up the
large lamp that stood Just within the
mothers room, and hurled it full at
the horrible, gaping jaws. Then, leap.
Ing aside to escape the furious on.
slauGht thus brought upon herself, she
stopped quick as thought, and tossed
upon the high bed In the corner the
suddenly reused and frightened chill,
dren. She turned from this task to
flnd that the Infatuated alligator, di.
verted from its original purpose and
confused by the unexpected attack,
had dashed straight through the open
door and made its way to the bedside
Of the helpless, terrified mother. With.
out seconds hesitation the devoted
daughter rushed to her aid. #
A shOvel full Of hot Goals from the
glowing Are thrown directly against
the Vicious eyes Of the angry creature
only served to strengthen and intensity
his fury. Apparently his entire will
was now bent upon the destruction of
the helpless woman OF the bed. The
awful, swapping jaws were within q
few feet Of her body when the desper-
ate Alice, returned from the kitchen
with stout Ak that had just required
10 her memory, sank 1t to the helve in
thu thick neck. Narrowly escaping Sc
we're injury in the death-struggle that
followed. all but fainting with nerv-
business and conflicting emotions, the
brave girl followed this blow by 9TH
ers no less telling and doughty. When
the still quiVering, but no longer MUIR
derous; creature had been reduced to
absolute impotence the entire house
looked as though it had been wrecked
by vandals, and the weary conQueror
found herself suffering from many
bruises.-Woman's Home Companion.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-10-29


ISOLATED with the late Cecil Rhodes in
the development Of South Africa, and
Ia executor of the will under which the
Rhodes scholarships are assigned. At
various times he has been concerned
in the river tunnels Of New York, hav-
ing interests in the Hudson River tun-
mel in it's earlier stage and with tun-
mel that was planned from the City
Hall, Manhattan, to the Flatbush ave
nue. station, Brooklyn, q project that
apparently has fallen through. Earl
Grey is also widely known among
temperance workers at home and
abroad as the protector Of the scheme
known as the Public-house Trust Com
pany, by which 1t Is proposed to miti-
gate the evils Of saloons by turning
them, 80 far as possible, into decent
resorts, and making the sale Of strong
drink a secondary feature and with
out profit The earl is in the prime of
life, and may be trusted to give our
neighbor on the north a vigorous and
progressive administration. He is a
brother-in-law Of the Earl of Mimic,
the present incumbent, who has made
an excellent governor, and will retire
with the good will Of the Canadians.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-10-29
kentucky Mans Dufv.

Jamboree, KY, August 20 (special)
After suffering for years with pair
In the back Mr.. ]. M. Coleman, a wei
known citizen Of this place, has found
a complete cure in Dodd's Kidney
Fills. Knowing how general this dis
ease Is all over the country, Mr.. Cole
man feels it is his duty to make his
experience public for the benefit Of
other sufferers.
i want to recommend Dodd's Kid
ney Pills to everybody who has pain
IN the back" Mr.. Coleman says. 81
suffered for years with my back.
used Dodds Kidney Pills and I have
not felt a pain since. My little girl
too complained of her back and she
used about half box of Dodd's Kid.
ney Pills and she is sound and we'll"
Backache is Kidney Ache. Dodd's
Kidney Pills are sure cure for all
Kidney Aches, including Rheumatism
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-10-29
Joys OF Pnnnnnaa.-.-

H. Z ii
nocroT Holmes singing +ba "a +.
- q the contented man. Ems -.
- 60 WIN tongue in cheeky his con.
se sia, OF an adequate house: -
i Alsae ! ask; my wants are few. E..
! only wish a hut Of stone
rbat pun Drown stone viii dol,
LAT 4 may call my own
AZ close at hand is such one
- sonoeF street that fronts the ann a, i
one y reminded Of the a,,tr,s,,o4,.
gentle irony on the simple lows of rs :
Post: - 1Stn 1.' 'Ale Cn1cago
:, Wnen We were POOR" remarked
lne prosperous man, 1--WE looked far.
ward to the time when we could ba -
summer homo" - ! -
"Wen2" .s.s .a... ...s.... a..
; nen When we got rich enough to
nave one, we didn't like going to the
same place every summer, beca ,,so =
was monotonus, and we looked fo,,.
Ward to the time when we could have
another for variety"
Yea .,.4
We got another, and then we began
70 long for winter place, so that we
wouldn't have to be so much in the big
house in the CITY," ~
II see." $3.50. g.. ...
Well' We have them all now"
AND are you happy?"
suppose 50. At Least / suppose
my wife Is. She keeps them all shut up
ana spends most of her time in Europe,
but she knows she has them"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-10-29
Deafness Cannot Be Cured

by local applicationg as they cannot reach thu
diseased portion OF the ear. There is only onC
ttona1 remedies. Deafness is caused by an in
named condition OF the mucous lining Of til;
Eustachian Tube. When this tube is fnfiameC
you Maye rum bling sound or imperfect hear
Ing, and when it is entirely closed, Deafness il
the res ult, and unless the inflammation can bt
taken out and this tube restored to its norma
condition, hearing will be destroyed forever
nine cases out OF ten are caused by Catarrh
which is nothing but an intlamed condition O
$heHmuCous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any
case OF Deafness Caused by cRtarrh) that can,
NOT bS cured by Halls Catsrrh Cure. Send tol
circulars, free.
+. ]. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O.
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-10-29
WIZARDS OF THE posroFFloE.
They Work Out Tough Puzzles in DE-.
6ective Adherence. -.

They Work Out Tough Puzzles An IA.
6ective Addresses.
The star Of men in the New York
postofice who are called upon to guess
out defective addresses are wonderful.
ly successful at their brain-torturine
tasks. -
One absent-minded person addressed
q letter ''2,242 Bronchitis and 1t was
promptly delivered to 2,242 Broadway.
to correct address. Not long ago O,
A. Menger, the chief of the "good
guessers" in the New York Office
struck a letter mailed from a town in
Italy, addressed in vile handwriting to
"vincenzo Marchese, Harpon Harlaad.
Gpital Carutin." 90
Applying the phonetic method. he
quickly wrote in red ink at the bot
tom Of the envelope, Quarantine Sta
ton (HospitaD, Hoffman Island" The
next day the letter was placed in the
hands Of the immigrant for whom it
was intended.
The Italian, Russian, Hungarian and
Greek mails bring most Of the "blind"
addresses, which are worked out pho-
netically. A few recent examples of
the originals, with the TRANSACTIONS by
the postal experts are:
''Sirianostrt, Tomsville"-Sarah Ann
Street, TompkinsvilIe.
Observation-Disclosures, N. Y.
Observation-Disclosures Kings.
ton, N. Y.
Observation-Disclosures Plains.
Under the name Of one address an
peared the following: "Chaipil Pom.
milcan." After some study the "guess-
err wrote across the envelope Care ].
Pierpont Morgan" and the letter was
duly delivered to an Oriental In the
dnancier's employ.
A tougher problem was presented by
this: Hop Lee, 10 O'clock, Complete,
Texas" Long and hard study led to
the conclusion that the correct reading
should be Hop Lee, Fort Hancock,
Camp Rice, Texas" The letter was
sent there and Hop got it
A letter addressed to ''Mr Frederick
A. Swift with the initial ~" beneath
it. was sent to Lowell, Mass, its in
tended destination.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-10-29
A Gentle Reminder.

"After ALL" unused the shiftless indi-
'Vidual as he proceeded to occupy the
only rocking chair in the room, there's
no place like home"
""You have said it," replied the wife
Of his bosom, who was engaged in half
soling his other pair of trousers, i"but
that's no reason why a man should loaf
around it instead of looking for lob"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-10-29
Unwritten Colonial Eistorv.

The captain of the May1ower had
given orders to reverse the engine and
swing into port
Plymouth rock was near at hand
"Why do you plan to Land here? p
asked William Bradford, with some
acerbity.
"Why," responded the captain, in
great disgust at the others ignorance
''if we didn't how would poultry breed,
ers ever get name for their big dom
inecker' chickens?"
So Inundated was he by this reply
that Mr., Bradford forgot for two hours
to electioneer for the governorship.-
Baltimore American
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-10-29
Rheumatism

Does not let 50 of Won
when you apply lHoottion1s d
linirnentso L. simply loosens
it's hold for a while. Why?
Because 70 get, rid Of Il You
must correct the acid COM
dition Of the blood on which
it. depends. Hoods Sarsa-
parilla has cured thousands.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-10-29

"The coffee that my mother used to
make" began the young husband, as
he slowly slipped the steaming bever.
age, "was-"
"Oh, Of course" interrupted the
bride Of a week who had not read
comic. journals in vain, 1T was the
best ever"
mo, my DEAR" continued hubby, 1T
was on the bum. l never drank any
equal to this
WhereupOn her wifelets promptly
tainted.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-10-29
Ant LeRRonR.

Little Johnnie" the Actitiously
bright boy of the daily press, is more
often rude than witty in his converse
tions with older folk. When he is pc.
lite as well as witty, as in his latest
bit which his Boswell has recorded, he
10 very delightful boy.
well, Johnnie, how are you getting
on with your French?" asked uncle.
"Oh, very well, uncle. We translate
nice, sensible things now, like MY uncle
never allows my birthday to go by
without giving me present. or 1t is
certain that my uncle viii give me
something splendid this time"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-10-29
ID (eeeey l90u 0R"RacR PAlME- TOBACCO
~ @SIIee HABITS PERMANENTLY CURED
u - - - - FOR FULL PARTICULARS -sas
HAseaGst Tta MEL YiFasTIIUTEs PoRTL Moore.

Books amt ft'n' for nothing but tn
give to little children goin'. to school. fol-
to keep 'em out'n mischief. II a mans
got mother wit he don't need 'em; eff he
amt got it they'll do him no good, no,
how.-Simon Suggs' philosophy, quoted
in Henry Watterson's "The Compromises
OF Life"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-10-29
The Usual WaY,

'Time is precious" said the moralizer.
ut is" rejoined the demoralizer, land
I've wasted lots of it."
"By INDUCING in foolish pleasures,
eh?' queried the party of the preface.
"No," replied the other, "by being
punctual in keeping my appointments
with Others"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-10-29
A NOTABLE eRITIsHER

1s Earl Grey, the Newly Appointed
Governor General Of Canada.
Earl Grey, whe is announced to sue
coed the Earl of Mimic as Governor
General Of Canada when the atters
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-10-29
SLEEPING
VOLCANOES

A thin, vapory smoke, lazily ascend"
ing from its crater, may be the only Wis
ible sign of life in the sleeping volcano;
but within is a raging sea Of FIRE, molten
rock and sulphurous gases. Those who
make their homes in the peaceful val
leys below know the danger, and though
frequently warned by the rumblings and
nuakinrs these SIGNS of impending ernp.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-10-29

term expires. il
one Of the most no
table men in the
present British
peerage, and has
m O d 0 himself
known to the
world In several
conspicuous ways
AS a fnancier, a
phllanthroplst, and
an Industrial pro-
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-10-29

The recent report of the British post
master general shows that picture cards
to. the number of 4SS, 100000 have pass
ed through the office in a year.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-10-29
Ealesmanahin

Observation-Disclosures paintings sell
very well, don't they?
D'Auber Gealously)-No, 1 wouldn't
say that, would say he sells his paint
ings very Well.-Philadelphia Press.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-10-29

Never pick your teeth unless you
first go to your room, look under the
bed to be sure that you are alone and
then lock the door.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-10-29

The vast retinue of servants employed
by the late Queen Victoria are being
carefully reduced in numbers by King
Edward VII.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-10-29

For forty years Plso's Cure for Con.
sumption has cured coughs and colds. At
druggists. Price 25 cents. .
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-10-29

Government inspectors passed upon
80, 159,649 live animals last year at q
cost Of little more than l cent each.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-10-29

A good conscience Is to the soul
what health L. to the body.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1904-10-29

; living in fancied security; when the giant
s land they are lost beneath downpour of
les. Thousands of blood poison sufferers are
ano, and are taking desperate chances, for
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1904-05-19

college He is able to-day finish his college work and be
ready This gives the student four five years
for preparation for his especial business.
year this business where the young man can come in
world and then graduate work
kind will bring the ready for his life work rs
better equipped than possible when was in college
There such thing graduate school the west that
person the degree of doctor
philosophy Yale When the University of Chicago founded
undertook graduate work. and result the university became
known a graduate school,
intention to make the university graduate school
exclusion of the other colleges We develop all Of the
departments uniformly The undergraduate department will receive
much attention any other.
Demands high to-day the cung that ready to take
his life work He have great p epaaon if he
ceed the competition that he Therefore his educa-
ona requirements greater than they few Hence
the growth of the graduate school and the greater and
strcter spuaions of the professional schools to-day
The without the graduate training either profession
business greatly handicapped to-day the without coge
education ago.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1904-05-19
CUTICURA THE SET S1.oo.
Complete Treatment for Every HUI
NOR from Pimp1es to ScrofuIa,
from Infancy to AGe-A
Set Often Cures.

Cuticura Treatment is local and con-
titutional-complete and perfect, pure,
sweet and wholesome. Battle the affected
surfaces with Cutcura Soap and hot water
soften the thickened cuticIe, dry without
hard rubbing, and apply Cuticura Oint,
ment freely to allay itching, irritation and
inflammation, and soothe and heal, and
lastly take Cuticura Resolvent Pills to cool
and cleanse the blood, and put every
function in a state of healthy activity.
More great cures of simple, scrofulous and
hereditary humors are daily made by
Cuticura remedies than by all other blood
and skin remedies.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1904-05-19
r. G. S. H.manac for 1904.

The Kansas City Southern Railway
Company's Annual Almanac is now ready
for distribution. 1t contains the usual
monthly calendars, many useful household
hints and information concerning the
Country in Missouri, Arkansas, The Indian
Territory, Texas and Louisiana Write
for a copy to, S. G. Warner, Gen. Pass.
g. Tkt. Agt. X. G. S. Ry., Kansas City,
Mo
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1904-05-19
How to Clean Laces.

To clean delicate laces, take a large glass
jar; cover with old cotton and spread the
lace carefully on it, Setithe bottle in warn
Ivory soap suds and leave for an hour
If stains are difficult to remove, place in
the sun and they will disappear. Rinse by
dipping the bottle in clear water.
ELEANOR Il. PARKER.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1904-05-19
Prayer Answered.

"A preacher who went to a Kentucky
parish where the parishioners bred horses
was asked to invite the prayers of the con-
greGation for Lucy Grey He did so. They
the fourth he was told he need not do it
any more. Why said the preacher, sis
she dead?" No" answered the man,
''she won the Derby. Washington Post.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1904-05-19
War Strategy.

Some one was showing the visitor
around the great navy yard
but where is the bottling department"
asked the visitor.
"The bottling Department." echoed the
escort in surprise.
yes, the modern navies are always bot
ting up something. Chicago DAILY News
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1904-05-19
College Zruz1zz1zg and Business Life
BY PRESIDENT WILLIAM R. HARPER,
of Chicago University.
of Chicago University.

When young man has reached rs he ought to
be thinking about going into business he ought to
be ready to take up his life work. have advised 20
in the university to quit school during the past
year and told them to get into their life work Some
students get into the habit OF going to school and
keep at it year after year without any definite aim.
College in itself is business, but place to pre-
pare for business.
The college student to-day is away ahead of the
student of 20 years ago. His preparatory work
to-day is as good as the college work that got when
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1904-05-19
THE CARNEGIE DIALECT.
When He Resorts to the "Brogue"
Andrew Can Get the Best of
Them Balled Up.

Though Andrew Carnegie's English IS
singularly elegant and pure, he has at
his command a weird Scotch dialect, says
the Minneapolis Tribune.
Mr.. Carnegie is student of Scotch
words and idioms. He likes to point out
the oddities and freaks of his native
tongue. Recently, at dinner party in
New York, he said to young woman;
so you think you can understand Scots,
eh? Well, then, what do we mean in
Scotland when we say person is Just
fish,"
Il don't know What do we mean?"
the young woman asked.
"We mean he is bit of a weed harum-
scarum" said Mr.. Carnegie.
"A weed harum-scarum? What is
that"
1T is the same as wowf."
"But what is wowf?"
"Wowf is nook or sal. That is to say,
bit by the east. Havers, lasse, haze We
no Scots at all?"
Then Mr.. Carnegie laughed and ex-
planned that a weed harum scarum, and
fifish and wowf, and nook, and sal, and
by the east all signitied one thing, crazy"
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1904-05-19
Unlucky.

ublisher-Your book is fine up to the
seventeenth chapter. After that it is
mere drivel.
Author-Sir, it is my misfortune, not
Hly fault. just as | was beginning the
seventeenth chapter, l discovered, quite
accidentally, what l was driving at.-Puck.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1904-05-19
It Cures While You Walk.

Aliens Foot-Ease is certain cure for
hot, sweating, callus, and swollen, aching
feet. Sold by all Druggists. Price 25c, Don't
accepts any substitute. Trial package FREE.
Address Allen S. Olmsted, lie Roy, n. Y.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1904-05-19
The Ideal Amey1cun Girl
BY REV. AUSTIN K. DeBLOIS,
Pastor First Baptist Church, Chicago.

HE young who in socalled "best society,"
the society of dollars and democracy shining mark
for the tongues and pens of European critics who denounce
them as artificial, superficial umohcry ambitious loud
and vain Many of the daughters of wealthy parents
certainly of this type.
But the criticism does not apply to the great host Of
American girls who occupy humbcr station but lovely
indeed the gentle grace and dignity of their loyal woman
BIT in OH ardent life with inSdiOus temDtatiOns
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1904-05-19
Time Is Up,

Russian newspaper announces that
the Chinese will astonsh the world when
the world least expects it. 70 meet these
iug.-Manchester Union.