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The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-12-03
SAYINGS OF GREAT MEN.


Who are a little wise the best fools
be-Jobn Dome.
It is a maxim with me that no man
was ever written out Of reputation but
by himself.-Richard Bentley.
Censure is the tax man pays to the
public for being eminent.-Jonathan
Swift.
He that hath wife and children hath
given hostages to fortune. for they are
impediments to great enterprises.
either Of virtue or mischief--F Francis
Bacon.
This age thinks better OF a gilded fool
Than Of threadbare saint in VISIONS
school.
-Thomes Decker.
Thus times do shlft-each thing his
turn does hold:
New things succeed as former things
grow old.
Robert Herrick
Seven cities warred for Homer. being
dead,
Who living had no roof to shroud his
Thomas Haywood.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-12-03


The younger the doctor the more
gems he knows.
A great many Of US can quote Shake
speare TO no purpose.
Other peoples experience is never
a dear teacher to you.
The only tine a liar fools others IS
when he tells the truth.
A platonic friendship can be SO re-
garded by but two people.
Lovers vows and scrambled eggs
have TO be accepted on faith.
There are a few folks who confuse
impoliteness and unconyentionality.
Often the man who runs after the
car TO come down town misses the
last one home.
Truth lies at the bottom OF a we'll
but most OF US are using hydrants In
stead OF pumps.
Dishwashing will whiten the hands
but the druggist does not sell dish
water in an ornamental jar.
There are two sides to every dis
pute and If you do not keep out OF
IL you will be compelled to listen TO
both sides.
You can't please some people and
you don't have TO please others
Which class do you make the greater
effort to please?
Do not tell how much your father
spent on your education, Your father
may have the reputation Of making
good investments.
When we read Of a man achieving
success we think how much smarter is
he man who buys a black ground
arm than he who buys a sandy one
because it is cheap.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-12-03
REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR.

Half the fun Of being bad is the way
it makes good people envy you.
Before the honeymoon reaches its
last quarter the bridegroom reaches
his last cent.
Being a great political leader is
making other people believe what Won
don't believe yourself.
The average girl would rather have
her feet frozen on than wear comforts
able woolen stockings.
A woman's arms have TO be awfnl
thin for her to think they aren't
shapeiy in spite OF it.
There isn't nearly as much eniov.
ment In being drinking man II no
body In your family objects.
What girl loves about a foothan
game is that. not knowing anvtb,no
.-sore .',,s,. ~ cue can pretend to enjoy 1t
II is very easy to get mad with
somebody for doing what It would be
very unreasonable for anybody 10 pet
mad over IL you did It.
It makes a woman think a corpora
tion y 2 robbcr to have a street car
conductor ask her for her fare after
she thinks be has forgotten 1t.
The cussed thing about the seasons
y lnat there Is too much ventilation
y winter when you don't want IL and
2. aot enough in summer when You do
New York Press. w.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-12-03
TRuE-IsN,T TT

Some men work overtime trying to
dodge hard work.
After a man runs into debt he ei
ther walks out or stays in.
A distant relation is one who is very
rich and doesn't recognize you.
The wise man who has anything 70
say to mule says il to his face.
A man whose ideals are beneath
him win soon be beneath his Ideals.
There may be people smarter than
you are, but Of course they dodge You
Quarrels OF women seldom last very
lcng. They understand the art OF max.
ing up.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-12-03
!0AN 1 svLLIvANs pHILosopAY

The Prince Of Waes surprised ne
by his democratic manners when met
him in London. He's a mixer.
It's my ambition in later years to be
a farmer, because the farmer has MS
own meal ticket right on the farm.
They may call it boxing. or physical
culture. or the manly art. but it's al.
Just plain isthghting with gloves on.
When a man becomes too well
known every little side-step is queer
ed in the telling until it becomes a
crime.
fell on a train once going forty
i've miles an hour, and / believed in
fatalism when | found myself in a
hospital.
When | pike of all these patent
medicine signs in the street cars
wonder if we're nation with bum
"innards."
Some marriages are like lop-sidee
boxing matches-not 1air to the light
weight, no glory to the heavy and no
sport for the crowd.
There may have been something in
the criticism Of the boy who cried
from the gallery: John. you're all
right; but you're rotten
l believe in arbitration. If you re-
fuse a friends invitation to take a
drink and he insists, arbitrate with a
little water on the side.
Every man has bis own rules for
physical exercise. All of them should
include eight hours sleep with a
cold shower bath. though
A business man ought to walk four
or five miles day and should exercise |
with apparatus in his room morning
and night. A desk is a man-killer.
For long time have lived three
years in every one, and have come
through it without a cent, but have
friends that are worth more than
What difference does it make what
church a man belong to.just so he be-
ieves in God? There are 45O religions
Ind every fellow thinks his is the
,est.-New York Telegraph
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-12-03

The wise man who boasts Of his wis
dom 70 a fool.
The more horse sense a man has the
less he bets on the races.
A man is seldom any better than
the law compels him to be.
Most men who have nothing to do
are fully qualified for doing it.
It is unwise to Judge a mans wis
dom BY the size Of his silk hat.
The man who does his fighting IN
his mind always comes out victorDus.
No man who paints his nose ought
to kick If bis wife paints her cheeks.
A man loses confidence in mis-
friends when they refuse to lend him
money.
It's pity the self-made man wasn't
In a position to select a better grade
Of material
When a man Of mature years ac-
quires the cigarette habit it Is easy
to see his finish.
A bachelor always feels sorry for
pretty girl who throws herself away
on some other man.
A tea-kettle sings when It Is mere
y full OF boiling water; but mah,
proud man, is no tea-kettle.
It takes lots more religion to hold
4 man level in a horse trade than t
Toes to make him shout at camp
meeting.
Some men are SO busy telling what
hey would do II they had an opportun-
ty that they let the opportunity slip
,y unobseryed.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-12-03
THE CLEVER WOMAN.

What is a really clever woman?
A clever woman Is one who always
makes the best Of any situation.
A clever woman is one who looketh
well after the ways OF her household.
clever woman is one who under
takes nothing that she does not under
stand.
A clever woman is one who makes
the other woman think herself tho
cleyerest
A clever woman is one whose ability
Is never unpleasantly felt by the rest
OF the world.
A clever woman Is the woman that
every man should want for guide,
counselor and friend.
A clever woman Is one wio Is mis-
tress OF tact and knows how TO make
the social wheels run smoothly.
A clever woman is one who acts like
hot water on tea--she brings the
sweetness and strength out Of everv.
body else
A clever woman is one who acknowl-
edges her neighbor's right 70 live, who
doesn't believe that she alone is the
motive power OF the world.-Ex-
change
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-12-03
MERE OPINION.

Most people really mean cake when
they pray the Lord to give them their
daily bread.
a woman can forgive her husband
for being a bear at home II he will
only make love TO her when they are
out in company.
The only people who are ever fooled
by hair dye are the ones who use II.
This teaches us the difference be-
tween hair dye and piety.
There is in Ohio a religious sect
whose members refuse TO believe the
world is round But that is not so
wonderful when we consider the mum
ber Of neople who continue to vote for
Jackson and Lincoln.-S. Il. Kiser.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-12-03
THE FAULT-FINDER.

Genius is often merely egotsm mas
queTadiEg.
Money breeds almost as much trou-
bic as the lack Of r.
A debt Of gratitude Is generally the
hardest kind to collect.
The average man suffers more from
an overloaded stomach than from the
pangs Of conscience.
The aggressive man who always
wants to take things into bis own
hands is never satisfied unless he is
taking the things that don't belong TO
him.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-12-03
SENTENCE SERMONS

Kindness is catching.
One sin bears many seeds.
A ledger makes a hard pillow.
Red blood is always better than blue
vision.
None are SO poor as those who do
not love people.
Living for ones land is far greater
than dying for 1t.
A poor man does not need to be a
roor sort Of a man.
More enemies have been slain by
mercy than by malice.
Chance is one Of the most profane
words IA our language.
Real religion never has to advertise
for a chance to do good.
He has made no great gains who
has never lost anything.
Men who are always on the make
never make much of anything.
A mans title to glory does not de-
pend on the glory OF his title here.
Small men do not gain great truths
and great men do not retain them.
An open denial of God may be bet
ter than an empty definition Of Him.
The light of one life shines farther
than the brllliancy Of century's logic.
Tho rainbow of love always looks
best against the black clouds of hate.
When religion is a matter Of bust.
ness, business Is never matter OF re.
liglon.
A man never gets much hold on
heaven when he grasps humanity with |
Just two fingers.
The church is not at all sacred
when 1t thinks that the street is
wholly secular.-Chicago Tribune.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-12-03
WITH THE sAeEs.

Rectify evils whilst small, and
check wrongs lest they grow and
cyerwhelm thee.-Confucius.
You do not sweeten your mouth by
saying honey You do not grow virtu.
GUS by talking of virtue.-Ivan Panin.
Our real measure of ability and
willingness is in our doing the little
that we can do, and not the great
deal that we would like to do-Trum-
bull.
"A little learning is a dangerous
thing" but the danger is not in the
learning, but in the littleness. Get
morel Get more! So only can you
be safe.-Phillips Brooks.
He that does good to another. does
good also to himself, not only in the
consequences. but in the very act; for
the consciousness of well doing is,
in itself. ample reward Seneca.
Every star above shines by itself;
and each individual heart of ours goes
on frightening with its own hopes,
burning with its own desires, and
Quivering with its own pain.-Thack.
cray.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-12-03
DIscRAcErUL DEFICIENCIES

Itlsa Disgrace:
To halt DO things.
Not to develop our possibilities.
To be lazy. indolent. Indifferent.
To do poor, slipshod. botched work.
TO give bad example to young DeO-
pie.
To hide talent because you have
only one.
10 have crude. british. repulsive
manners.
To live a half life when a whole life
Is possible.
Not to be scrupulously clean in per.
ron and surroundings.
To acknowledge fault and make
no effort 70 overcome It.
To be ungrateful to friends and to
those who have helped US.
To be grossly ignorant In these days
Of free usages Of good society.
To 30 through life pigmy when
nature intended you FOR giant.
To kick over the ladder upon which
We have climbed to our position.
TO ignore the forces which are Inn
proving civilization IN your own coun-
try.
Nor to be able to carry on intelli
gently conversation upon current top
les.
To shirk responsibility in politics,
or to be Indifferent 70 the public vel
fare.
To know nothing OF the things we
see handle and enjoy every day OF
our llyes.--Orlson SWEET Marden, in
Success.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-12-03
OLD eoReoN GRAHAM.

It isn't what a mans got in the
bank, but what he's got in his head.
that makes him a great merchant.
You can buy lot of home happi-
ness with a mighty small salary, but
fashionable happiness always costs
just little more than you're MAX
ing
Look in a mans eyes for honesty;
around his mouth for weakness, at
his chin for strength; at his hands for
temperament; at his nails for clean
liness.
It's better to see ten bores than to
miss one buyer. A house never gets SO
big that it can afford to sniff at a
hundred pound sausage order, or to
feel that any customer is so small
that it can afford not to bother with
him. You've got to open a good many
oysters to find pearl
It's always been my opinion that
everybody spoke American while the
Tower of Babel was building, and that
the Lord let the good people keep
right on speaking it. SO when you've
got anything to say to me ! want you
to say it in language that will grade
regular on the Chicago board of trade.
From Letters of a Self-Made Man
to His Son." by George Horace Lori
mer.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-12-03
THE HuMDRuM LIFE.

These are the symptoms Of the
humdrum life.
Rout them before they develop into
a chronic malady.
Are you growing bored-tired
hardened-cynical?
Does music fail to move you-and
beauty to inspire you?
The sources Of beauty and happi-
ness are always with us. They do not
leave us-it is we who have to leave
them.
Get in touch with nature-get in
tune with creation-forget yourself
be radiant-be vigorously happy-re-
fuse TO accept the humdrum view
Angela Morgan.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-12-03
ROBERT sRowNlNe's SAYINGS.

There shall never be one lost good.
When is man strong until he fees
alone?
Other heights in other lives. God
willing
Progress. mans distinctive MARI
alone.
Lofty designs must close in like e.
fects.
He who did web in war just earns the
right
To begin doing well in peace.
l judge people by what they might
be-not are. nor viii be.
'Tis not what man does which ox-
ats hin. but what man would do.
Gods justice tardy though it prove
perchance.
Rests never on the track until 1t reach
Delinquency.
All service ranks the same with God
with God. whose puppets, best and
worst,
arc we; there is no last nor first
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-12-03
THE BACHELOR cYNIc.


A lovers quarrel often serves to
break the monotony Of happiness.
It's mistaken idea to suppose that
he laughs best who laughs loudest
A woman IS never too old to firt.
end man is never top old to learn.
The girl who il "out OF sight" isn't
generally the one who is out of mind
When a girl has freclsles she sym
pathizes with the leopard, who cannot
change his spots.
II is better policy to depend upon
your own strength rather than upon
your enemy's weakness.
The difference between firmness
and snhbornness is merely the differ
ence between man and woman.
It's hard luck to be on your uppers,
but no man would care to be as com
petely broke as the Ten Command
ments.
An old bachelor can never under
stand why a young father should feel
proud Of the fact that the baby looks
like him.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-12-03
SAYS THE MlsoeYNlsr.

saw a sentimental female mixing
what she called a love potion" once.
She put onions in it.
There are two sides to every case.
In the case Of an argument a woman
usually takes both sides.
/ heard a vain female once boast
Of having a heavenly countenance.
There we're clouds on her brow.
Good-souled female acquaintance Of
mine made me a present of a market
basket on my last birthday. She says
she hates sarcasm in woman.-New
York Telegraph.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-12-03
BY OUR OWN OWL.

BY OUR OWN OWL.
More women weep over onions tEar
over love AFFAIRS.
If woman could have her way she
would never quarrel
II man gets ratified there must be
a screw loose somewhere.
A woman might be happy wrhoui
new bonnet if 10 other woman had
one.
Man, unlike other objects in nature,
decreases in size the closer you get to
him.
II genius and egotism always went
together there would be a lot more
genius.
A man never F'eks if his name is
misspelled in the police records OF a
newspaper.
Other states may boast Of their cap
tains OF industry. but Kentucky has
her colonels.
Some people are so egotistical that
they imagine everybody they meet is
glad to see them.
Half loaf may or may not be bet
~ than no bread. 1t depends alto.
gether on the maker.
It's she chap who says he doesn't
care for filthy lucre who is always
wanting to borrow a quarter.
You can't always judge a mans
bank account by the artistic decora-
tions on the front Of his Office safe.
A pretty girl doesn't have to pro
pose during leap year and a homely
one is afraid to-but there is the siren
uous young widow.
AN OLD BACHELOR SAYS that
Most women are as changeable as
a fve-dollar bill.
The cooing is done before marriage
the billing afterwayd.
Call a woman an angel and she will
'lead guilty every time.
A true-love knot is said to be the
opknot of girls ambition.
When one women praises another
he praise usually sayors of carcasr.
Some women, if properly CLASSIFIED.
'ould come under the head OF explo-
ives.
When a womans ear begins to burn
IS sign she has been talking about
omebody.
A woman likes to be told low pretty
he is and how homely some other
omen are.
The woman who hesitates may he
'st for time, but you can't lose her
Men and women have different ideas
beauty. No one ever saw a man
ith his hair dyed red.
A woman may be an expert at han
ing curling tongs and yet know abso-
tely nothing of draw poker.
Whenever you hear a man boast Of
wing a boss" wife the chances are
is getting dangerously near the
nth.
Only a woman can occupy two seats
a crowded car and look as innocent
a budding lily while the strap-hang
S are saying things.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-12-03
THINGS HE HATES.

RE hates draggled skirts and muddS
shoes.
Here are some Of the things a man
dislikes most
He hates a woman who knows and
sees too much.
He hates a woman who will spend
her time trying to convince him that
he Is wrong-and who can do it.
He hates highly rouged cheeks. 1t
Is not the sin of putting on the color,
but the sin of putting It on so badly
that you are found out, that CRATES on
him.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-12-03

He hates ioud-voiced woman In
fact, he hates anything about won.
an which attracts public attention. It
is not the strikingly gowned but the
becomingly gowned woman who ap.
peals to him Striking fashions and
loud ways are never becoming. be.
cause they throw the woman herself
into the shade.-New York Times.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-12-03

He hates the woman who whines. A
hypochondrIac who forever recites her
sufferings for his benefit would drive
the best of men to the devil-or the
club
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-12-03

Does music fail to move you-and
beauty to inspire you?
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-12-03

A platonic friendship can be so re-
garded by but two people.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-12-03

Lovers vows and scrambled eggs
have 10 be accepted on faith.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-12-03

The wise man who boasts Of his wis
dom Is fool.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-12-03

Rectify evils whilst small, and
check wrongs lest they grow and
overwhelm thee Confucius.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-12-03

Who are a little wise the best fools
be John Dome.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1904-12-03

There are a few folks who confuse
and unconyentionality.
The daily tribune., 1904-11-23
Cause Of LockjaW.

Lockjaw, or tetanus. is caused by .
bacillus or germ which exists plenti-
fully in street dirt 1t IL inactive SO
long as exposed to the air. but when
carried beneath the skin. rs in the
wounds caused by percussion caps or
by rusty nails. and when the air is
excluded the germ is Ioused to cativ.
ity and produces the most virulent
poison known. These germs may be
destroyed and all danger Of ckjaw
avoided by applying Chamberlain 9
Pain Balm freely a. soon ss the in
jury ia received Pain Balm is an
antiseptic and causes cuts. bruises
aud like injuries to heal without ma
The daily tribune., 1904-11-23
turation and in one third the time re.
quired by the usual treatment. For
sale by all druggists.
Why Not See Mexico.

Forty eight hours sravel will take
you from the cold clustering North
ern winter to land of sunshine and
flowers. What Egypt and India are to
the old world. Mexico is to the new.
"a land of white sunshine. reAolent
with flowers; . land of REy costumes.
runbling churches. and old converts !;
land Of kindly greetings, Of extreme
courtesy, of open, broad ho,pitality.
It was more than enough to revei in
an Italian sun. lighting up. q semi.
The daily tribune., 1904-11-23


tropical land; to look mp to white
capped peaks, towering into blue to
look down upon wjnd-swept plains,
encircled by ragged chains Of noun
taius; and to realize that today in its
varied scenery, costumes. architec-
ture, ct. eet life. canals crowded with
flower laden boats, market places
thronaed with Rayly dressed natives.
faded church interiors. and bandoned
converts. Mexico is the most marvel
ously picturesque country under the
,un. A tropical Venice. A Semi bar
barous Spainl A new Boly Land"
For rates and information write.
T. E. Fisher. G. PA.
o. & 8. BY. Denver. Colorado.
The daily tribune., 1904-11-23
/. Prely Pes,ssal i.

%. =. Ped wa doing jsry duty
in Canon yesterday.
"A. 81. AoLAia was down from
the county ssas today.
N. 8. Slaughter will 20 TO Den.
YER toaisht 70 spend Thanksgiving.
james p. Il. Callahan is down
from Silver Olin renewing scquaint.
anoss.
-Mrs. J. r. Miller asd mother.
Mn. b. q. Hurss returned iass
night from . trip 70 Denver.
-Joha Edwards. Of Cripple Greek.
arrived yesterday for . visit with his
parents. DR.. and Mrs. J. L. Edwards.
-Mrs J. H. McMichssl left today
for Butte. Nont.. In response to .
nessase Announcing the illness Of Mr..
Mckichasl.
-Ars Florence Shesfar. formerly
manager Of the local telephone ex.
change at this plsoe. arrived from
Colorado Springs last evening for q
visit with friends.
Mr.. and Mrs.. r. H. Cunpingbam
oame down from Texas creek yester
day. Mr.. Cunningham having secured
. 60-day lay Oh. They arc going to
start east saturday.
Mrs. David John, who has been
Visiting Florence aud Goal Greek rel.
atives, returned yesterday TO Cripple
Greek. Mr.. John, who has been
working at Lafaye tte. Colo. has also
returned 70 Cripple Greek.
The daily tribune., 1904-11-23
Cures Winter Cough.

]. e. Cover, ITO N. Main St. Otta-
va, Kan, writes: Every fall IL
has been my wife's trouble to catch
severe cold, and therefore to cough all
winter long. Last fall got for her
. bottle Of Horehound Syrup. She
used 1t and has been able to sleep
soundly all night long. Whenever
she cough troubles her. two or three
doses stops the cough and she is abls
to be up and well.'' $50. 50c. el.00
Sold BY A. A. Hull and The Florence
Palace Pharmacy.
The daily tribune., 1904-11-23
MASQUERADE Costumes.

Mrs. Holly Of Denver. will be At
Muuson's bicycle shop. Wednesday.
Nov. %. with . complete line of Mas
querade suita for the ma,k ball
Thanksgiving night Gall early and
make your selections. 69'7i