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Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1904-07-01

Far from the noise and commotion h
COLTS all the glorious day;
His drives are so eager and earnest as II
cause his suspenders to burst,
And he now and then stops at the club
house and joyfully quenches his thdrsl
Sister has gone with young Wadsleigh awaJ
in his automobile
To endeavor to smash all the records-im'
agine the gladness they feel!
They will run over dogs and MAIN children
and perhaps kill farmer or two,
They will madly zipp over the bridges anc
yearn after thrills that are new:
Far away from the racket they'll gladl,
flirt all through the glorious DAY.
And pedestrians born free and equal had
better keep out of their way.
Mother is shut In the parlor with her fin.
gers poked into her ears,
She fidgets around. she is nervous and filled
with thousand dark fears;
She wishes the man who invented thu
Fourth of July might have died
An innocent babe IN mis- cradle-and some
thing goes Of at her side
That causes the windows TO rattle-she fall
in a fit on the floor
And Willie peeps in and is sorry the glory 8
soth shall be Ger.
IS. E. Eiser. in Chicago Record Herald.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1904-07-01

Practice makes perfect, you know"
Eaid the young woman who was play
Ing scales on the piano. "Yes," an.
swered her father, who does not love
music; perfect misery. Washing
ton Star.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1904-07-01

Cyrus was boastinc that he could
remember the name Of every soldier in
his army. ITS qulLe simple he ex-
planned. 81 never borrowed any
money from any of them" Hastily
lodging an officious tax collector, he
withdrew to ask his wife for the loan
oil a quarter.-Judge,
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1904-07-01
Shake Into Your Shoes

Aliens FootEase. Itcures painful, swollen,
smarting, sweating feet. Makes new shoes
easy. Sold by all Druggists and Shoe Stores
Don't accept any substitute. Sample FREE.
Address A. s. Olmsted, LIE Roy N. Y.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1904-07-01

Stubb-Why does the chauffeur Of
that terrible racing machine look SO
iownhearted? Penn-Someone told
him that there are stars that travel at
the rate of a thousand miles min.
ute.-Chicago Daily News.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1904-07-01
Why. of Course.

They were on the way to India, and as
they were crossing the restless bay Of Bis
cay one innocent young lady, speaking to
another, said;
"Why do the stewards come in and open
or shut the portfolios at odd times during
the day and mighty"
Second and bet better e5 informed LADY tEs
the tide rises or falls. Chicago Record
Herald.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1904-07-01
Not Yet q Citizen.

Whitney Lyon tells the story Of q recent.
" arrived German, who was asked: Have
you become naturalizedH Natural eyes'
glass eyes"-N. Y. Times.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1904-07-01

Parents looking for an appropriate name
for the new baby will doubtless be able
to find out that will be satisfactory in the
list of college and school graduates now
beginning to be Observation-Disclosures
Press
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1904-07-01
(lllll1l!!ll!!ll

The above pictures show what Botanic Blood
Balm will do Clearing the skin, healing all sores
and sruptlons, making the blood pure and rich.
We have confidence In Botanic Blood Balm lB. B,B.]
and send free. all charges prepaid direct TO any
sufferer who will write u.s. We have cured with b. B.B.
suffered from all stages Of impure BLOOD after every
known remedy, doctors, and specialists had failed.
How to tell you havo blood disease.
II you have the tel-tae plmpes or eruptlons on any
part Of the body rheumatic aches and pains in bones
Joints, aching back, swollen glands, or sweings and
rsings on the skin; blood feels hot and watery skin
tches and burns scabby sores mucous patches
In the mouth throat scroua copper colored spots
halron eyebrows falling outbols carbuncles, rash on
the skim ulcers weak kidneys; eating fostering sores
you may be certain you suffer from poison In the blood
Get the poison out of your system
BY taking Botanic Blood Balm [B. B. b. ills purely
vegetable extract. thoroughly tested In hos pital and
private practice with over 5000 cures made Of the most
obstinate cases. Botanic Blood Balm lBB,B. heals
lnss makes blood pure and rich, completely chang
Ing the entire body into clean. healthy condition,
Cancer Gu red
Botanic Blood Balm Cures Cancers OF all Kinds,
Suppuratlng Swelllngs, Eating Sores. Iumors. ugly
Ulcers. ltlls the Cancer Poison and heals the Sores
or wors. Cancer perfectly II you have persistent
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take Blood Balm and they will disappear before they
develop into Cancer. Many apparently hopeless cases
Of Cancer cured by taking Botanic Blood Balml BbB
Sold by all druggists. $l.00 per large bottle with
complete directions for home cure.
For free sample write Blood Balm Co.. Atlanta. ia
Describe your trouble. and special free medical advict
10 suit your case also sent In sealed letter.
liairsady satisfied that D. D. B. is what you need
lake large bottle as directed label and when tht
right quantity Is taken q cure certain, sure ant
lasting. linot cured your money will be refunded
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1904-07-01

The Igorrotes want dog meat and the
Moros clamor for baked slave. When the
exposition is over they may be permitted
to eat each other.-St. Louis Globe-De
Ocrat
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1904-07-01

Fits stopped free and permanently cured.
No fits after first days use of DIR. Kline's
Great Nerve Restorer. Free 50 trial bottle &
treatise. DR.. Kline, 93l Arch ST., Phila., Pa.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1904-07-01

piso's Cure for Consumption is an infalli
BILE medicine for coughs and colds W
Samuel, Ocean Grove, N. j., Feb. II, 1900.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1904-07-01
A REASON FOR SICKNESS.
Healthy kidneys take from the blood

CNCiy - houho w"
grains of impure,
poisonous matter
more than enough
to cause death.
Weakened kidneys
leave this waste in
the blood, and you
are soon sick. To get
well, cure the kid
neys with Doan's
Kidney Pills, the
great kidney spe-
ciic.
Mrs. J. Fl. Bowles
of 11s Core Street,
Durham, N. c.,
save. NT mn q ciclr
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1904-07-01

Talk about rut all you please, some men
are never any good out OF one.-Atchison
Globe.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1904-07-01
THE GLORIOUS DAY.

Willie is out in the alley making all the com
motion he can;
He has blisters on three of his fingers, but
he doesn't mind, brave little man.
His little red bank has been looted and
blithely he fires away,
Intending to keep up the racket till the
close of the glorious day
He throws lighted things at the horses
that, dancing and prancng, go by,
And a cracker goes off in his pocket and he
jumps about seven feet high
Father has gone away goling; he requires
tho calm and the rest;
He fozzles and then he gets bunkered and
sorrow creeps into his breast.
He says things that cannot be printed and
angrily tears up the clay
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1904-07-01

WHEN WRITING To ADVERTISERS
please state that you saw the Advertise
nent In this papsr-
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-01-23

The next entertainment in the B. Y.
p. L. Lecture Course will be given on
Friday evening, January goth, at the
Baptist church. This entertainment
will be an illustrated lecture by the
Rev. Charles A. Payne on the subject,
"a Ramble Through Europe The
concert which was announced for Fri
day evening, January 92d, has been
been postponed until Friday evening,
February 26th. This change was made
necessary by the extension of time for
the gospel services which have been in
progress for the past four weeks. The
patronage of the public is cordially so
lieited for these entertainments. Single
admission to lee ure or concert, TWEEN
ty-five cents.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-01-23
The Moman,s Club.

The Woinan's Club held a very inter
esting and largely attepdsd meeting at
the home of Miss Miriam Hoyt. Thurs
day afternoon. The Ladies of the T.
c. T. club were guests Of the club.
Mrs. B. C. Gudden of Oshkosh, presi-
dent of the State Consumers League.
addressed the meeting on the League
and its work Thirty-six ladies signi-
fed their desire to join the league. and
a Wauwatosa branch Of the league was
MIS- c. 3 Perry was cho-
sen president, and Mrs Richard Dewey
secretary and treasurer.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-01-23
Mushroom omr1et.

Cut into very small pieces one cup OF
canned mushrooms. Put them into a
saucepan with one tablespoonful OF
melted butter; when the mushrooms
and the butter are we'll mixed. add
one-half a cupfuI Of cream. one tea
spoonful Of salt and one-half teaspoon
full Of pepper. Thicken with little
four boil ten minutes and set aside
until you make plain omeiet. When
the omelet Is done fold the mushrooms
In
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-01-23
Peoples Lecture Course.

The Peoples Lecture Course resumes
its series Of entertainments on Febru-
airy I'd with the Mozart Symphony
Club, Every member of this club
club is reputed 10 be a musician of
ability. The club has been organized
for several years and has the reputa-
tion of being very fine. No better mu-
steal entertainment will be given in
any lecture course in the state than the
one offered by this club. The advant-
ages Of Il Peoples Lecture Course in
procuring high class talent at low
price for admission was very apparent
at tll9 lecture given by the Hon l.. b.
WicIsersham. TheSymphony Club, costs
the Lecture Course three times the cost
of that lecture
The Symphony Club is guaranteed by
the Lyceum Bureau to be the best con-
cert company in America 1t is COM
posed Of Mario Blodeel, Cello and da-
GAMBIA, soloist; Mr.. Richard Stoelzer,
Viola and Viola d'Amour, soloisr; Herr
Theodore lIoch, cornet virtuoso and all
pine echr horn. and Miss Marie Stori,
prima donna soprano and violin soloist,
Every press notice indicates that this
will be arare treat.
The remaining entertainments in the
course are the Royal Entertainers. Feb.
% xeha a,.a eaid ~ he tba .,rao1
thing" AID Hon. G. A. Gearhart Mar.
9sth, an orator of high rank, and
placed u many among the great lee
turers Of the day.
Tickets are now on sale at Schwai-
gers drug store.
Courseticlzets Preserved seats), for
the three entertainments, IS cents Sim
gle admission, symphony Club 80 cts.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-01-23
THREE GREAT MEETINGS
Union Gospel Services Sunday,
January 24th.

The last day of the Union Gospel
Services, Sunday, January "a, Mr.
Lyon will speak as follows:
lo:30 H. N. at the Baptist church, on
The VIII of God"
300 p. m. at the Methodist church,
on profit and Loss" For men only.
7p. m, at the Congregational church
on over the Border Line"
Fine music by Mr.. Coultes and the
Big Chorus
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-01-23
PEOPLES LECTURE COURSE.

Feb. 2Mozart Symphony Club; ad-
mission so cents.
Feb. Royal Entertainers; admis-
sion 35 cents.
March es-Hon. 6. A. Gearhart; adj
mission 35 cents
Course Tickets Preserved seats for
the three entertainments, Is cents.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-01-23

Mrs, S. s. Lewis is visiting her son
at Baraboo, Wis.
Miss Blanche Landolt is visiting in
Madison, Wis.
Mr.. Ned Keats left for California,
on Thursday,
Mrs. G. w. Sanford is quite i'll, at
her home, Second avenue.
Mr.. George Wells 81, who has been
laid up with gripfs improving.
Mrs. A. A. Roddis visited friends in
Waukesha on Tuesday.
Mrs. Mary Horning is quite i'll at her
home, West Main street
Mr.. Joseph Keeler expects to leave
for Montana the first of next week.
Mr.. j. L. Hamme spent Sunday in
Waukesha at the home Of his father.
Mr.. and Mrs. L. r. Godfrey. j, r,s(have
returned from their trip in the south.
Mrs. John Young. Portland avenue,
visited friends in Milwaukee Thurs
day.
Mrs. w r. Cundall gave childrens S
party for her son Roland ON Saturday,
the occasion being his sixth birthday.
A sleighride party of ten couples
from Milwaukee, spent Tuesday even
ing at the Hotel Irvington.
The Misses Lillian Sisson and Ma
rian Smith of Milwaukee, called on
Miss Maud Curtis Wednesday evening.
Miss Eliza Hunt of West Bend will
spend Sunday at the j s. CutleI'ho
East Milwaukee avenue.
Miss Helen Temple of Milwaukee, is
a guest at the home of her brother, II
S. Temple, Center street.
MIR. w. s. Faulkner and son, Russell,
have been spending the week at home
owing TO the illness of Mrs. Faulkner.
Doctor and Mrs. M. j. White
entertained at dinner at their home
Wednesday evening.
Rev. f. $. GrayIspe11t Wednesday at
Oconomowoc, the guest of Rev. G. S:
Sinclair, rector of Zion church.
The convocation of Milwaukee Dean
cry will meet at st. Andrews church,
Milwaukee, January 25th and 26th.
Among those on the sick list this
week are Miss Maud Curtis, Mr.. Rich
ard Hayes Mr.. W. B. Lincoln. and Mr..
James Lefeber.
Excursion tickets to Wisconsin Dairy
mems Association at Platteville, Wis,
February o to IL. Return limit Feb
ruary 10. Rate-Fare and one-third.
Mrs! w R, Robertson, who has been
spending several weeks with Mrs. NJ.
Horning, has feturned to her home in
Chicago.
Miss Helen Stickney left Tuesday for
Leadville, Colorado, to visit her sister,
Mrs. Connell, who is quite ILL., A tele-
gram from Miss Stickney yesterday
stated that Mrs Connell was somewhat
improved.
Isabelle +. Evesson in L. Marion
Crawford's Spanish play, "In the Pal
ace of the King" will be ut the Alham-
bra next week. Miss Evesson assumes
the part formerly played by Viola Al
len.
I. f. Grover of Fond du Lac, form
erly superintendent of Electric Light
and Power Plant here, was elected
president of the Northwestern Electri-
cal association at the convention in
Milwaukee, Wednesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Abram Lefeber. West
Main street, entertained at a tea on
Tuesday. The guests included Mr..
and Mrs. Brockway, Messrs. Lyon and
Coultes, Rev. and Mrs. c. L. Goldthorp
and Rev. and Mrs. Edwin Hyde of Mil
waukee.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-01-23

Communication Street Railway Tickets
may be obtained of the H. F. Hemsing
Co., North Main street, and az the
Schwaiger pharmacy, next 10 bridge,
in blocks Of 90 at $3.50.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-01-23

Your Skates sharpened and put in
order at the II. +. HEMSING, Co. &
North Main street.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-01-23
Holy rrlnlty church sunday Service


A lis. Of letters remaining uncalled
for at the postotiice Friday noon of this
week:
Kihman. Miss Katy Lench Henry
La Toilette I af Manager Opera House
pollzow, Johann Peters, John
Peschnian frank 4 schultz, Miss Clara
SEYMOUR ksss Frank zieglmann Miss Lydia
HhaTsakailinx Tor The above letters
please say tIlat they are advertised
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-01-23

Nuts. candies and fancy fruits at
Nettleton's.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-01-23

WANTED-Work in private fami-
lies; washing or cleaning by the day
Mrs NJ. BAUER,
2l4 Fourth avenue
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-01-23

Competition is the life of trade and
the death o. the nonadVertiSer.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1904-01-23
LOCAL HAPPENINGS
A Record of Recent Events as
Reported to This
Paper.
NEWS In A NUTSHELL.

The meanings and Outgoings of Your
Friends and NeiGhbors Chronicled by
the News Staff of Reporters and Cor.
respondents.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1904-09-29
Northern Pacific.
RAILWAY COMPANY.

Provides the best train passenger
service between N orthome, Hovey juno
sion, Blackjack, Bemidii, Walker
and intermediate points and Mime
apolis, ST. Paul, Fargo and Duluth
and al points east, west and south.
Through coaches between NOrthome
and the Twin Cities. No change
of cars. Ample time at Brailerd
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F O O T B A l. L :
i i
sSS3S3

Sundays game will be the
first played by the local team
against any outside aggregation
and the event promises to be in
teresting inasmuch as it will
show up what six weeks of prac
tice work which the Bemidji
team has been undergoing at the
hands of Coach Perkins has de-
veloped. Markham as a center
has proven that he will be in the
game from start to finish and the
other positions will be equally
we'll cared for. The line up will
be given in Saturday EVENINGS
Pioneer.
A game will occur Sunday
morning between the second
team and the high school team.
Both are contesting for second
place in the city and much inter
est has been awakened among
the foot ball fraternity of the
city.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1904-09-29
SITUATIONS WANTED.

WANTED Sewing by the day.
Inquire at Mrs. Matheny s.
next door to Remore hotel,
over billiard hall. Jennie
Swain.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1904-09-29

u. S. army able
bodied, unmarried men be-
tween ages of Fl and IS, citi-
zens of United States, of
good character and temperate
habits, who can speak, read
and write English. For in
formation apply to Recruiting
Officer, Miles block, Bemidji.
Minnesota.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1904-09-29
What is Life?

In the last analysis nobody
knows, but we do know that it is
under strict law. Abuse that law
even slightly, pain results. r.
regular living means derange-
ment of the organs, resulting in
constipation, headache or liver
trouble. DR.. Kings New Life
Pills quickly re-adjusts this.-It's
gentle, yet thorough. Only Csc at
all druggists.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1904-09-29
BUSINESS CHANCES.

BUSINESS CHANCES.
FOUR NEW TOWNS on the Thief
River Falls extension. First
class openings for all kinds of
business and investments. Ad-
dress a. D. Stephens, Crooks
ton, MINI.
MONEY TO LOAN-On furni-
ture, pianos, horses, wagons,
etc; also to salaried people with
out security on their plain
notes; easy payments; abso-
lutely confidential. Bell
+ phone 759 R.; Zenith, 936.
Western Loan Co, l521 Manhat-
tan building, Duluth MINI.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1904-09-29

WANTED-Lady or gentleman
OF fair education to travel for a
firm Of $250,00O capital. Sal
airy Sl,O72 per year and ex-
penses; paid weekly. Address
with stamp. j. A. Alexander,
st. Cloud, MINI
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1904-09-29

WANTED Waitress. Apply at
Armstrong & Underwood.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1904-09-29
Wanted

Men and women in this county
and adjoining territories, to rep
resent and advertise an old es-
tablished house of solid finan-
ciai standing. Salary to men $21
weekly, to women $12 to $18
weekly with expenses advanced
each Monday by check direct
from headquarters. Horse and
buggy furnished when necessary
position permanent. Address,
Blew Bros. & Co., Dept. A.
Monon Bldg, Chicago, Ill.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1904-09-29
In Praise Of Chamberlain's Collie
Cholera and DiarrhOea Remedy.

"Allow me to give you a few
words in praise of Chamberlain S
Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea
Remedy says Mr.. John Ham
lett, Of Eagle Pass, Texas. Il
suffered one week with bowel
trouble and took all kinds of
medicine without getting any re
lief, when my friend. G. Johnson
merchant here, advised me to
take this remedy After taking
one dose | felt greatly relieved
and when I had taken the third
dose was entirely cured. I thank
you from the bottom of my heart
for putting this great remedy in
the hands of mankind. For sale
by Barker's drug store.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1904-09-29
For Sheriff.

hereby announce myself as candidate for
The oftice OF sheriff, subject to the will of the
election to be held ON Tuesday November
1904: II elected promise to discharge the
duties OF the Office in a careful. painstalling
and courteous manner. =
i THOs. BAILEY.
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MISCELLANEOUS,

BARRETT & ZIMMERMAN,
Midway Horse market, ST.
Paul, have the largest assert.
ment of horses in the entire
Northwest. Auction every
Wednesday, 2 O'Clock. Private
sales daily. Part time given
if desired.
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B BITS N @ r T H !
: 7 II E COUNTRY I

! FRoM y nn = \ ! 4 A
i 7 H E COUNTRY 8
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Willmar's carnival is a winner.
The independent candidate has
his day.
There are many elections but
few are elected.
Frazee is lusty lunged oyer a
brand new dusty flour mill.
Now is the time for every good
man to come to the aid of his coal
bin.
Mr.. Falconer fys away with
the Pickerel Lake ditch con
tract.
Brainerd, out of the fullness
of it's need, plans a general sewer
system.
Hope and the street railroad
deferred make many hearts sick
at Moorhead.
The Detroit Standard thinks
that primary elections are not
what they are cracked up to be.
Scarcer than hens teeth will
have to give way to scarcer than
democrats in northern Mime
sofa.
Christmas is coming and so is
Crookston's library, but the
former is comparatively near at
hand.
Harry Stair gives everybody
the pleasant look for he has one
vote the better Of it for register
of deeds in Polk county.
From the immemorial the mer-
chants Of Aitkin have used the
streets of the city as display
room for their wares until they
imagine they have a right to do
(which accounts for the dread
full rumpus now on down there.