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The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-07-14

Grover Cleveland on the stump is a proposition that is not apt to be viewed with favor by Grover Cleveland at Buzzard's Bay.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-07-14

Washington, D. C., is endeavoring to do away with the fashion of holding hands" in it's public parks. What are hands for anyway if not to hold or be held7
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-07-14

All who went to the St. Louis con vention agree in saying that Dr. Mary Walkers conduct there was extremely gentlemanly.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-07-14

Raisuli is still doing a lively busi- ness round about Tangier, but he ceased to be an international figure when he released Perdlcaris.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-07-14

It will be easy enough to change Coney Islands name, but changing it's reputation is an entirely different mat ter.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-07-14

The Japs will proceed to hold the center of the stage and no rival will contest it, now that the presidential conventions are out of the way.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-07-14

Dsopus and Oyster Bay both out rank Washington at present as po- litical center.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-07-14

It is neck-and-neck between Fair. banks and Davis as multi-millionaires No one can say which is the multier
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-07-14

A New Jersey man will walk to the fair with dog and cat for company. Evidently he cares more for fight than a conversation.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-07-14

Manager Vaughn should proceed to win games in the absence of exciting war and political news.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-07-14

Pitching hay" may be keynote of the Parker campaign.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-07-14

There is no doubt that Senator Fair banks looks the part, even if he is not elected
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-07-14

Populist Nominee Watson begins to think his party has left the middle of the road and has taken to the tall timber.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-07-14

Chicago no doubt feels perfectly nat ural now that she has another big strike on her hands.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-07-14

St. Louis no longer outranks Port Arthur as a news center.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-07-14

MT. Cleveland Is Joseph Jefferson democrat when he Is fishing.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-07-14

Candidate Fairbanks also owns farm, and is very bucolic at present.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-07-14

Some airbags were slashed in St. Louis that cannot be repaired in France.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-07-14

Cartoonist Davenport Is again in harness and is drawing for the New York Mail
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-07-14

The populists are endeavoring tc ascertain where they are at.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-07-14

The cranks are writing to Judge Parker. They consider him a man of destiny
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-07-14

Neither has Judge Parker ever been guilty of junketing.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-07-14

The theatrical season still rests in the hands of managers and stars.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-07-14

There Is a democratic row in Hi nois and a republican row in Wis consin.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-07-14

About the only thing left for the Tammany tiger to do is to join a circus.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-07-14

Many national conventions have evaded General Miles of photographic fame.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-07-14

Judge Parker is man who does not deal from the bottom of the pack.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-07-14
Earned Two Dividends.

The Louisville and Nashville rail- road fairly permeates this district, scarcely a mine or furnace or other industry escaping the enterprise and energy of its management. It is, too, central Alabamas chief railroad, and the readers of The Age-Herald will be glad to know that it's business in the fiscal year ended June 30 was better than it ever had been, thus showing that the decrease in the lumber traffic or other losses brought about by the depression in business has not affected its income.
 The directors of the big company met this wee.. and declared the GUS tomary dividend at the rate of per cent year, but the company is really earning over ten per cent, as the fol- lowing figures published by the directors show:
 
 Cross ...... .$36, ,ss5, ,145 $35.449s7s 80 0712.257 Expenses .... %, 173,s34 EXPOSE 209O2, 43S Net .sf1.7 ,211 s11,fS,566 s9.S09,s19 Other inc... 1.el9,1z 1,12249s 1,O01 ,O22 Total inc. .s1a s40.ss2 $12.6o1 O59 s10.s1O. S41 .chgs. & t,x's 6.73s, ,992 6,39o011 6OS5, ,5S2 Surplus .... $6,606,34 $6.211.0 $4.725,S0s Dividends ... 3,ooooo0 s,OOoOoO 2S75. 900
The Birmingham age-herald., 1904-07-14

Total inc ..s1a s4o.ss2 s12,6o1 O59 s1os1osh .Chgs. & t'x's 673S, ,992 6,39o011 6,0S5,532
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-11-04
rAr evlpE.s AppEAL ro eLAoKs.

appeal holders ~ Guthrie TO come to the rescue
their sdom their prej 7e VII not permit
serve ntice row of the property
holders OF City o anng the penanent state
population
the territory a
business and property holders can
hardly continual end persistent
ctracmn Guthrie be relocated to td
0a we sfsdhe e sufferers nor does This vote 81
op In iogaS county line The Guide NOV
fro The Guide the organ
politicians publish ty G. NJ Ierns who IN the summer
1892 made the threat bailey with
lyn'hed that Cuthie would be
would run with blood The Haley was
from mob
sheriff his deuteshc first and only
when charged with this
o. Perkins instead of trying TO
polgce his acha remarks to the tumut
VII" saved
arrested citing and after fair trial
which stood II for conviction o for
after Perkins, behalf political negroes
hurl threat
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-11-04
A REruRlIcAN sPEAhs.
To the Voters OF Guthrie and Loga
County:

To the Voters OF Guthrie and Logan
County:
wish 70 cali yuur attention to few
quotations from yesterdays daily
Capital, viz
VIII the people stand for defam-
natter Of character such as is implied
in the Democratic county carnpaign?'
This muaslinging sheet surely mas
the gall of a whale; right in lhe next
column it oesmirthes ard deiames d
young nlau o. irrenroacnahle tharao-
ter and vino has heen in Mr.. Greer's
oniplcv for the past three Yeas and
on leaving gave MIN letter Of recon-
menGation ano now for services Wei
rendered be is paid With insratitade,
and this villfy'ns sheet wishes "a make
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-11-04

Nibiack for the council and Ike r.
Levy for representative, offer me peo-
PIE clean honest and intelligent men.
men who in the broadest sense repre-
sent the truest Interests Of the people
and 9ha 81 telcc,el viii labor for the
enactment Of laws in the interest Of
thci taxi nving constituencies They
viii he fair ard inst 20 every interest
which viii rebound to the good of the
territory. and especially Logan county.
We var; good roads they will wor
Ioi that We want the meat inspection
laws modified SO that a farmer may
sell beef or portions Of it which he
can not consume sin his family with
cut acine subjected &c a fine. We
want the oil inspection law so
strengthpne3 as to make it worth some
hing TO the people who have to use it.
We want the school land law so chang.
ed and bet;ered as to p.,event the op-
rsessions under which the lessees now
suffer az TIE hands OF the school land
board Messrs Nihlaok ia the council,
and Levy in theJower house will be
pledged to- the pecple that these OWLS
shall no longer exist.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-11-04

it viii be round tha. he ring al Guih
rie and thc negro ucaet viii I'VE a Ii
'le short have noticed that Your de-
mands N II A Ilerwig who is the
rirg candidate Tor register of deeds,
whether le viii appoint negro deputies
are still unanswered MI Herwig viii
hnd that he made a mistake in not
corning oat and saying what he viii
DO. for tell on the Repuhlt, ans in
ll1s section are n earnest ahuut this
matter # the white Republicans Of
Guthrie viii 10 their duty we viii do
ours and negro office holding will cease
in Logan county n. c.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-11-04
AS TO COLDS

Feed a cold yes, but
feed it with SCOTS Emal-
sion. Feeding a cold in this
way kills it. You cannot
afford to have a cough or
cold at this season or any
other. SCOTS Emulsion
will drive it out quickly
and keep it out. Weak
lungs are strengthened
and all wasting diseases
are checked by SCOTS
Emulsion. It's a great
flesh producer.
Wen s.nd yoa : sample tee.
tcorT a BOVINE. ~ fsal S,rssi. New yofk
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-11-04

Democratic County Ticket.
Sheriff Bart Murphy.
County Clerk Edward Trapp.
Register Of Deeds-E. A. Derrick
Probate ludge-Joseph Wisty.
County Treasurer-Geo. w BUrforc
County Attc~uey-W. b IIerod
County Coroner-Will Patterson.
County Surveyor, s, Pulliam.
Public weigher-C. II. Donahue.
Suberintendent-J II. Bowefsox
Commissioners;
First District--J. d. Burke
Second nistrict-.T. J.. 1eruigan,
Third District-John B. Favor.
Justices OF the Peace:
John A Overbay.
J. N. Keys.
Constable-Chas. r. Stioe.
Constable-John- Jones.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-11-04

denials
people
m
territory what TO saean
aserdung the disniy Of
iu It's
dollar public lauonape
huns voluntarily which
he Ro Groers Il
fortunate
confirmation from
sources before accepting truth
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-11-04

you believe Mr Tre9p was a resident
Of Day oouqty Mr. Greer knows this
70 be false az aoes know that Mr.
TrapD has been a resident ci Logan
county from childhood Why this un-
warranted attack N Mr. Trapp7 ane
why does ne wan; yon TO cast sour
vote for the uegro7 Echo answers,
why? Mr. Greer ATTACKS Major Nib
lack and the Deu ooratic PARTY Why
70 make yea believe that this was II
hght between the democrats and Re
puldieans. his is net True Mr.. Greer
belonging 10 Tho faction row termed
Black Rep blican while the Democrats
and better class Of white Republican
citizens hayc joined forces for the =
establishing Of white supi emacy
While those fuvoring asgro domination
deserve the condemnation Of al right
thinking people ige believe that the
negro is ,ontitloG TO just treatment, but
we also heliere that the welfare OF
both races and the hope of intelligent
free government depends npon the un-
questioned social anI political suprs.
macy Of the white man. Who even by
word or act seems 10 bling this fact
in question is an enemy not only of
Guthrie. but Logan comfy and his
race. A Republican.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-11-04

nmmg contains twoconmn loeoe ]eaed below this
peaa matna iss raised by Demo
people Of with as in this fight oniis
candidates few
Logan county promote Why proges
Gthe advertised
held Office We hear
no business met ia in sympathy rre
ring organ desperate enort
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-11-04
FOR WHITE RULE

Seward Okla, OCT. %, 1904
Editor eader The people here
abouts are much interested in the fight
yoU are making tot white rule in this
county All when fhe votes a4e counted
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-11-04

An Ohio man insisted upon kissing
the Jurors who had just acquit ed him
Next time they will lie certain to find
him guilty
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-11-04

Though chairman COrtelyou is not
popularity supposed to be a very strong
man, he is sue seedfngly admirably in
holding up all the trusts
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-11-04

Low expenses allows lowest prices.
For gooG stoes &C to +. c. Ronnson's.
III East Oklahoma ave
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-11-04
prRKIN's LAMENT.

large majority Of the voters in iris county Reiu
now mp 10 the white Of the &c do their duty
clerk slated for detf4i Johnson H defeated
honey am aone-The Guide
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-11-04

II Is thmieh' hat the crop OF Rerar
iican votes ia New York this fan viii
he considerably cut on by the odei
hight
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-11-04

To elcc; Ed Trapp IS 70 the best 10
teresi Of every business man ol Cuth-
rie Vil the riig organ say as much
for his opaonert?
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-11-04

The candidates. Of J. a. Ovorbay and
J ~ Keys for justices of the peace
and Chas. Stice and John Jones for
oonstaolos in Gathric are con mended
TO the voters Al afo good men -all
white
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-11-04

Win Tom rageart sitting rp with
II at nights. the outlook for mdiana's
puilins IA oueh Is much brighter
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-11-04

Il you want change from the pres
ent ccndidcrs vote for the white
Nominees.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-11-04

War dispatches arnornoo that
Russian advance is unQuestionafle
Yes. but in which directions
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-11-04

There appears g be some hope for
The Rnssians In Manohuria after an
Nicersy Alewen has te4n called home.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-11-04

-Four years aod $50 600 is encugh for
one man for sheriff
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-11-04
90 arPREsENrATIvE.

Fifth pistrlct-L. r. CARPENTER.
Sixth District-lKE B. LEVY.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-11-04

lHlre P1Nn 0 threat,ns ihe whNe
people Of county eu;ed
quickly
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-11-04

R0rrT0an c0rg
ticket they that reconie
orEan
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-11-04

Nov that you have registered don't
forget to vote
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-11-04

lne macfno hnag he county w saying
onleahn the Capital holds negro
onciaIsm 5
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-11-04

The There side issue shall Guthrie be vi
blackY
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-11-04

officials by declaring hat tn
Democrats pure advocating White enwenP
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-11-04

The ring" committee has resorted
TO the usual mud singing campaiel
and insults not OILY the old soldiers
and members OF its own party but
every decent and respeotai lie taxnayi
or in the county as wei
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-11-04

what IS the curse resting Guthrie and Logan county
Negro onicalisrni
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-11-04

Our You derend capital pr'
sIon let county is Wnie
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-11-04

Keep his fact mind win be the
hgseat ane devised
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-11-04

II you win stop to think the sarle
organ which now Brands decent ci,i.
zeus here as town knockers an.
town killers did the same thing when
the citizens and taxpayers objected TO
paying 81 so a foot for lateral sewers
worth thirty cents a foot
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-11-04

After an IS said and done Tor and
against irrespective OF politics every
business mar ir Guthrie and in the
surrcunJirg communities knows ahso-
,uteh what 90 expect for the next TWO
years II the ring" nominees are elecs
ea. Wil, d De TO their interest
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-11-04
Eos rhs COUNCIL.

Third cstriet-LEsLIE c. N1ILACK
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-11-04

II is the genera, remark fhat the
ring oraan Is plal ing losing game
N ATTEMPTING 10 defend negro Official.
ism ana domination The business
men af Guthrie know where their in
terests are aud the purile vail Of that
organ win have al somtely no effect.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-11-04

The norination Of Bart Murphy for
sherir came entirely unsolicited on his
part How different story night be
told Of the ring nominee for the
same office. who secured his nomina-
ton by the purchase Of negro delegates
ana brutally troml1od upon the wishes
OF the rural delegates who have long
since tired Of ring role and negro Of
hciallsm.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-11-04
oEmocRArlc TlcKEr.

DEMOCRATIC TlcKET.
FOR PRESIDENT,
ALTON BROOKS PARKER,
OF NEW Work.
VICE PRESIDENT,
HENRY eAssAwAy DAVIS,
OF WEST VIRGINIA.
FOR CONGRESS.
FRANK MATTHEWS,
OF GREER COUNTY.
FoR The COUNCIL.
-hifd pistrict-LESLiE c. NlILACK
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1904-11-04

Wen send yo1 : sample tree
bcoit BOVINE ~ feafi S'rsel. New Sofk
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-05-28
RUSSIA'S GRAVE PROBLEM.

The most serious problem Russia has to solve j,
the problem of transportation for men and supplies
to the seat of war, says the Tacoma Ledger. The
Trans-Siberan railway is completely monopoized by
the government, to the discontinue and ruin Of
commercial interests along the route, but the railroad
facilities are wholly inadequate to the handling of
the government traffic. 1t has been said that the
railroad would be able to transport something like
10000 men to the far east monthly. The military
correspondent of the London Times, who is familiar
with actual conditions declares that this is ridiculous
and expresses the belief that Russia cannot send 30
field and regards it as an impossibity to transport
provisions enough to feed the Russian force in the
east by this route
TO transport a full Russian army corps, consist
ing Of Al 900 men, 124 guns, 3717 carriages and IT,
900 horses including the cavalry division, from Mos
COW to Mukden would completely monopolize the
traffic facilities Of the Trans-Siberan railway for
two months and half, according to the calculations
of this military expert. The infantry divisions Of
the Tenth and Seventeenth Russian army corps are
already at the 'front.' and the residue of both corps
was to arrive at Harbin April 15 but is more than
month overdue, while the Fourth Siberian army corps
is also scattered all along the route If this true
report Of existing conditions along the TransSiber-
ian railway theer is nothing surprising in General
Kuropatkns retreat and concentration of forces at
Mukden.
The Trans-Sberian railway is single track mar
row gauge affair, and the crossing of Lake Baikal
Greats an exasperating delay. The equipment of
rolling stock is limited and it is to be remembered
that before the outbreak Of the one through train
week all that was being sent the road The
railway upon which the Russians must depend is not
to be compared with an American trans-continental
line
Japan, on the other hand, is near her base and
can send two men into Manchuria, and an abundance
of supplies while Russia is sending one to the front
The conditions are unequal, with decided advantage
resting with the japanese
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-05-28
STATE AID TO GOOD ROADS.

Several of the eastern states are taking practical
part in road building. New Jersey, the first to make
a state appropriation, passed law in 1891 by which
thesstate pays onethrd of the cost of improving the
roads The counties furnish the other two-thirds,
with the privilege of charging part of this prepor-
ton to the towns in which the roads are built At
first the farmers were opposed to the measure but
now cooperate with it gladly. A state commissioner
of highways furnishes the plans Nearly 1000 miles
of roads in New Jersey have been macadamized since
the law went into effect In Massachusetts, the state
meets the entire cost bq requires the counties to pay
back one-fourth. The state appropriations Of $780,
600 year have reached total of S., 100000, and
as result Massachusetts, has constructed hundreds
of miles Of fine roads, Connecticut operates on much
the same system, and its 81 100000 in appropriations
has produced 500 miles of excellent roads On a
smaller scale Maine, New Hampshire, Vermont,
Rhode Island and Delaware assist in the building of
good roads
By the New York plan the state pays one-half the
cost of building roads, the counties 80 per cent and
the townships Is per cent Appropriations have
reached total of over 100000, last year install
ment being 100000. Pennsylvania, at the last ses-
sion of the legislature, appropriated lump sum of
$6,500O00 for good roads, the state to pay twothrds
and the counties and townships one-sxth each But
there seems to be oophole in the law in the matter
of determining routes, and the rivalry or jealousy,
of neighborhoods has prevented much headway thus
far. The principle Of state aid to improved roads
has been firmly established on the ground that the
whole people areinterested in the best highwaysAnd
that all citizens should bear fair proportion of their
cost Already the roads built on this basis in Massa
chusetts New York, New Jersey and Connecticut are
an impressive lesson on the value of the good roads
movement
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-05-28
GOT HIS HAIR BACK.
Was Perfectly Bald when He Started
10 Use NewbrO's HerpIcide

Frederick MANUEL. Maryland block.
Butte, Montana. bought bottle OF New
bros Herpicide, April Q. 80. and began TO
use 1t for entire badness, The hair fol-
licles in his scalp were not dead and In
20 days he had hair all over his head
On July he writes, "and today my hair
ls as thick and luxurlant as any one
could wish" Newbro's Herpicide works
on an old principle and with a new dis
covery--destroy the cause and you re-
move the effect. Herpiclde destroys the
germ that causes dandruff. falling hair,
and finally badness, so that with the
cause gone the effect cannot remain.
Stops falling hair at once and a new
growth starts. Sold by leading
druggists. Send 10c. in stamps for sample
to The Herpicide Co.. Detroit. Mich.
Eagle Drug Store Owl Drug Store
351-353 Bond st. $40 Com. st.
Astoria, Oregon.
T. =. LAURIN. Proprietor.
Special Agent.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-05-28
THE PROHIBITION BILL

Astoria, May 26.- Editor The Astorian) I'm
today issue of The Astorian you have short edi-
toral in reference to the local option law You say
There is clause in the local option law which
is hardly fair, and which leaves an excellent opening
for attack by opponents of the measure The bill
provides that if county votes against prohibition
any precinct that has cast majority for prohibi-
ton shall be declared prohibition territory On the
other hand however if county votes for prohibition
any precinct which might vote against it willbe sub
ject to the will of the majority of the voters of the
entire county"
Kindly publish the section of the local option law
which contains the clause to which you refer | am
fond of studying the 'king's English, and will
consider it favor to one of your subscribers.
Mrs. G. A. GEARHART
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1904-05-28
JUST FOR INSTANCE.
~ ux a Curl instead.

II | Ux Curl instead.
Gee! wish ux gurl instead
Wv man, They're In tn whlrl
Tn glt all tn nice things that's made
these days,
lest cause they Ak up their hair differ
ent ways
I'm try tn look sweet un tickle fell
lers under tn chin
untll they make a killin'-un thin
rhey glt to 80 tu all III shows
Uu have candy un Ice cream al their
days.
lest cause they spread tn salve ON
Earl.
Or Dick. or Tim, or BIN. or Ed,
Geel | wish us a Eurl instead
" man!
Zee, wish us a gurl instead
uv mani Thin could SO
A-flshln' an wouldn't hev tn row.
Ner bait tn hook Jest flsh un ilsh
In make grab fer th pickle dish
Fore dinner time. un whistle un sing
Tn shoot bull-frogs ith my bow,
'Thout pa yellin' fer me to keep still
sr I'd scare tn tsh--yu bed know
'Talnt no fun To Ash like that~yu bed
I'D like TO be u gurl instead
w man,
Anxious lnquirer-No, Senator Full
ION Is not the man who invented the
steamboat,