The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-12-01
Nth the Long ROaD.
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D you ever take your smallest boy church to the
- matinee and try to keep under some kind OF control
one hour-long, agitated and prolonged wggle?
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young housekeeper in the east polishing her stove
when the stove polish exploded violently that she has
since died It impossible to discover with what the polish
adulterated but it suspected that cigarette
joker in the polish factory put up practical joke
the country at large and watched the papers for develop
ments. How humorous!
The Advance, Ind, Hustler proposes "to call haut
the yong manhood of the that smokes cigarettes
i'll the church vesbue and perosS other debasing acts
Without knowing just what Hhault is, by all means we
favor having it called on EN-
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Dr. w III Wiley, chief of the bureau Of chemistry in the
agricultural department. makes the startling assertion that
the aduteraon of food and drugs has done to lower
the moral tone of the American nation than has the
sye of alcoholic stimulants If these things be not
crimes, then is pastime for to horsewhp his
aged mother. "#
The Ely Miner complains Of the of the editorial
we by the thought mouder who chronced the fact that
'we have hog cholera in midst. " ~." .~-
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southwestern paper in its cooking school department
has given valuable recipe that will prove useful to all
daughters who to help mother in these pre-
Christmas days of household furry and hustle of prepara
ton for the holidays The recipe is found in Mrs
er's. It is follows: ...a.. ...:.-.. -.
!Take section Of dark piazza parlor, add little
moonlight, not too much PressNn two strong small
soft hand Sft and stir in two Of attraction Of
Dissolve hafdozen chances in well Of silence dust
small quantity of hesitation, Of resistance two of
yielding kiss lips; flavor with slight
and aside COOL This is great Paste it in
your cookbook
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The oneact curtain raiser entitled IA Gentleman Pay
Ing His Second Coal Bill Of the Wnter deliberately
put the stage yesterday with US in the title role This
Heading part strongly conceived and gracefully taken by
the star performer who occupied the center of the stage all
the time to the exclusion of the subs and ham who
took entirely subsidiary parts and completely epsed
by the strong and feke presentation of the stellar part
The act opened in the office of the baron where the stellar
attraction appeared with $25 in his pocket and supercousy
demanded his account The baron crngngy produced the
bill and the money careessy tossed upon the counter
At this point bit Of strong acting where the hero
threatens the coal with ownership of the
inside of twenty-five years, carefully worked
There great applause The coal agent did
at all alarmed but the audience could that he turned
white under his palor.
Scene H. shows the baron's man'' throwing the coal
against the side Of the house, knocking the paint siding
Off breaking the cellar window in Places leaving the eel
lar door and windows wide open; and splitting the porch
floor on his departure.
This humorous is always to get ''hand D
The whole play is carefully worked and is bound to be
popular the winter proceeds. A j. R.