New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-12-04
GATHERED ABOUT TOWN.

Menuon preserves 10 woman and you strike
responsive chord. Jam. jelly and raarmeIade are
worcs TO conjure with. though the woman
delegates the making of such deIectahles 70 hired
cook. Deep down In her heart is the interest In
herited from those generations Of women whose
cnlef pride was the cellar pantry shelf and it's
array OF jars and glasses. the contents OF which
were the product Of their hands and the orchard.
Example OF this was given recently at the Garrick
Theatre at a performance OF Joseph Entangled-"
"a the FIRST act there is breakfast scene in which
b henFy so4I Miller asks Miss Hda sp11s she VII
Miller takes the dish and dips the spoon into il.
GREATNESS hush in the audience. Then the spoon
GsSrenas on Mss SponS plate ana tro! every
real marmaladel" II that dish were passed around
sas audiences no woman would refuse Just
Every man who shaves himself agrees that 1t is
best to have two or three OF the necessary face
smoothing implements; that II is good neither for
the face the razor to work any Of the latter
overtime that the best results attained IN using
alternate razors. There is West Side resident
that he has 4 razor for every day in the week he
shayes every day, and never uses the same razor
box and at the top of each compartment Is label:
through every dag Of the week Thus the shaver
never makes a mistake; never uses Mondays razor
on Wednesday.
II IS pleasant 10 be known a Good Samaritan
Nevertheless, the man who passes by side
Of the street deeply immersed in thought that
he fails TO notice what Is doing the other is fire.
quently to be envi4d than the Samaritan.
Also there times when can become drunk
and roam the streets with certainty OF immunity
from To illustrate: An early morning home
goer accosted the other morning by police
man, who was supporting what is technically
known as a "sosh." Say" said the policeman
lust take this poor chap along bit on his way
toward home 1 don't want to arrest him The
homegoer took the hquor-IOgged dereiict in tow,
and rough sea, when he encountered another po-
nceman-
Another policeman Just asked me TO take him
home" replied the homegoer. He said he lived
IN this block and that he didn't want 70 arrest the
You take this drunk back to the place you got
MIN or III Lock you both up said The second pa
shove this Tag on me so he wont have 70 arrest
So the dereict was taken back 10 the starting
Well, III have 10 try him on another beat. I
guess, he said
The horseless carriage owner who regards the
modern auto belonging solely 10 the present
need only look into the window of an old print
shop in Fourth-ave. 70 wake I'D and revise his
reckoning. One Illuminated print exhibits IN all
its amplitude and gorgeousness OF decoration a
three-wheeled motor car that looks like electric
victoria. crowded to the Limits. inside and out Il
is defined as "Dr. Church's London and Biruiug-
1889 Another print presents In complete and in
structive detail Mr.. Hancocks London and Pad
dington Motor Car Enterprise four-wheeled
affair, also built IN 1888. Though threeScOTe years
and ten have come aEd gone since then, the same
signs OF strenuous life in the cars environ
ments are renected oy the oldtlne artist as now
attend the autocratic and terrifying Of the
modern 40-hor sepower juggernaut at the approach
of which everything endowed with life OF invested
with mobility runs for cover in quest OF safety.
He doing the best he could 20 simulate the
appearance OF the noble red He wore red
kinona, the back of which branded with the
title of song OF and love that had run
its course beneath the Indian skies Of blue
His ''moccasins' ordinary boots OF the Bax-
ter-st. variety, but his sky piece" was as rich
in feathers turkeys tail. and vari-coored
as the rainbow. II would have been the envy OF
sun-dancing Modoc but with il all the wearer OF
these gaudy habiliments not happy He had
been reared tenant holding in London
derry, and for of the time in twenty years
had been digging gas pipe trenches carrying the
nod. and he didn't have the Indian erectuess Of
carriage. BESIDES Il s O'Clock on Saturday
night, and as he was moving up Sixth-ave. at the
weeks end he was a weary Indian ''Begad" said
he, as he doffed the feathers and other adVer-
Using ''dX1u s." y think I'd rather woruk than
play InjUn-"