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The Minneapolis journal., 1904-08-22
New York Sun.
The summer is coming,
I'll give you a hint:
When planning your garden
Remember the mint.
EFFECTIVE DAMPENER,

EFFECTIVE DAMPEEER.
Town Topics.
BuntinE-Haye you heard how they put o1e
the fire at the Stock Exchange the other day?
Larkin-No. How did they put 1t out?
Bunting-Threw few pailfuls of United
States Steel stock on 1t.
The Minneapolis journal., 1904-08-22
REFINEELY PUT.

..- New York Sun.
s'They say she's a great talker"
''Well, she does masticate the fabric sorae-s
what"
The Minneapolis journal., 1904-08-22


DANCING HALL.
Kimball Hall; finest dancing floor in the city
Terms very reasonable Inquire ktmban Piano
The Minneapolis journal., 1904-08-22
MAGNETIC HEALING

MASSAGE, vAPoR BATHS AND MAGNETIC
treatment; all diseases. of men and women.
DR.. Lillian Grow. 475 Syndicate Arcade.
zENo MILLER INSTITUTE OF MAGNETISM
and Suggestive Therapeutics treats all mental
nervous. chronic diseases. 6201a Mic. room 41s
GATES INSTITUTE, 682 BANK OF MINNIE.
apolis building, 3O2 Nicolet; consultation free.
The Minneapolis journal., 1904-08-22
MACHINERY

IRON WORKING AND WOOD WORKING MA
chinery; large stock 2d-hand and new. North
ern Machinery Co., pit Sd st S. Minneapolis.
The Minneapolis journal., 1904-08-22
DYEING AND CLEANING

TWIN CITY DYE WORKS, THE LEADING
French dry cleaners for ladies' and gents
clothing and all household goods. S16 Nicollet.
NORTH STAR DYEING AND FRENCH DRY
cleaning work. 725 Hennepin av Both phones.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-12-10
Peers Quest for Cool in Southern Pacific.
Earl FfzWlhm aS Purchased
Voyage OF DscoveyAroady ownsthe Biggest House Belonging
England and Now Has The Largest Private Yacht Aioa.
Her Wealthy owner Also

moral teaching There is only one
thing that bothors him. Although ne
has been married eight years 10 %
charming woman, q daughter of the
Marquis of Ectand, ne has no chill
dren. The heir prcWmptlve rs the Hone
orable William Henry Wentworth Fitz-
william, the second son Of the parIs
grandfather and now sIXty-four years
Old
should amy American plutocrat be
DESTROYS OF emu!ating the aarls eX8m-
pie and buy % liner for conversion into
yacht there are several bargains
now 20 be picked mp IN England. The
Onion Castle company alone has five
of them which are ON sale list and AN
of them bigger than the carIs purchase.
The largest Of them Is the Scot Of t.
$40 tons She would make a consider
ably bigger yacht than any which roy
atty owns. The other steamers that
may be bought are the Dunott0r Castle,
1925 tons. the Rosin Castle. 1855 tons,
the Dunolly Castle, 432i tons, and the
Pembroke Castle. 4Oij tons.
f.. Isle SMELL
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-12-10

which enables her 90 get o. deal OF fun
out Of their unique compulsory assoai-
alton This lcl her lu Paris tO put to %
practical test the question whether
they were legally one or tWo persons.
For % railroad Journey she bought one
ticket But she explained "the
company cyeIdcntIy regarded us as two
persons. tor they sued my better haU
as ! can losplp because she 8 the
bigger for her fare and the judge
decided against her. Legally therefore.
we have been ndjudgcd two persons
whatever view The doctors may take of
the matter
Incidentally the story shows that the
Bohemian twins have the benefit of "a
Wde-uwakc press agent aud as they
have attained some proficiency ON the
violin and play duets together they
are likely 90 prove % drawing card at
the music halls II IS probable they
win go TO America after fp1pIug q gol-
den harvest here Not the least of the
odd things about them IS the fact that
although OF necessity their whole lives
have been passed side by side, they
have never looked each other square in
the face, TO exchange glanccs in this
fashion rs for them a physical impossI-
billy
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-12-10
LONDON FREAK STRANGER
THAN SIAr1ESE TWINS.


Special Correspondence.
7 ONDON, Dec l,--Smce the fam.
Gus siamese twins visited Lon
don, 40 stranger specimen OF a
physiological freak has been seen
here than the Bohemian sisters, Rosa
and Josefa Black, who are now exbib-
iting themselves. Anatomically they
are more remarkable example Of
united couple than their eastern pre-
dccessors. The two latter were Joined
together by q thick, neshy lgament
near the chest Tho adhesion i'm the
case OF the Bohemian sisters begins Mt
the hips and terminates slightly above
the waist Naturally the abdominal
organs being shared in common. any
attempt at a surgical severance would
be ont OF the question And IN
death they We're not divided viii be
the fitting conclusion Of their epitaph
some day Meanwhile they lind some
consolation for their enforced connec.
ton Tn the fact that IL enables them
easily To make q FAR better living than
either could ever expect 10 make ON
her own account There are none TO
compete with them.
They were born tWonty-sIN years ago
and, despite the singular fashion IN
which their anatOmies are mixed they
have always enjoyed vigorous health,
save for occasional temporary ailments.
Nor DO these effect them both at the
same time, Recently Rosa was laid
up for several days with influenza while
Josefa escaped Il entirely though OF
course she had 70 take to bed with the
Invalid They are possessed Of dis
tinct indiyidualities, In taste, tenn
permanent and intellect they differ far
more widely than is often the ease with
twins who do not share their corporal
existence Rosa * fond OF sweet things
while JosefH does not care Tor them,
Rosa rs restless and animated and Dn-
d0Wed with abundance of nerves, 5 hile
Josefa is of 20 more sedate disposition
and disposed 90 take lie as easy as cir-
cums,auces viii admit Their dissim-
ilarIuys of temperament are shown IN
that portion OF their physique which
each may call her exclusive property
Joscfd U.s. the taller and stouter Of
the two, and is fuller in the face. lu
their childhood days their existence was
one OF eternal variance, and quarrels
between them were frequent They
generally ended IN Rosa, the stronger
Willed Of the pair getting her way. II
Rosa wanted 60 so one way and Juseia
another, the matter was usually settled
by Rosa picking her reluctant sister on
the ground ana carrying her kicking iu
the desired direction but as often
happens with a badly mated husband
and Wife, Joined together for better or
worse. experience has rec0ncIled them
to their union and they now get along
well together I'm fact as Rosa said
TO a visitor eve are very
much attached TO one another In every
respect" I'M the matter Of dress thclt
tastes differ as ln other things but that |
has been settled by compromise like |
everything else that pertains 70 their |
Joint lives 'I'hrce days out OF seven |
said Josefa. 1--WE wear nay iayorlto |
dress. and on the other four days We |
don those which Rosa prefers. Rosa
has the extra day because she Is clev-
eror that IT,
Rosa has a strong sense Of humor |
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to fan into grIcyous error in reckoning

to fall into grIeyous error IN reckoning
the age Of horses.
Don't count too much on the teeth, %
said Mr. Vanderbilt, "or you viii go as
far wrong as the rich San franciscan
who decided late In life to set up rae
Ing stable
Earning his millions, he had work.
ed like a slave from early in the morn
Ing I'm late 40 night, and I'm an his
60 years he hadn't once had time 10
study horses, let alone 10 ride or drive
them.
$50, before beginning TO buy, he
thought NE would take a little expert
advice. He knew a livery stable keep
err and he went TO see the man.
Jerome he said, I am going TO
buy a stable OF horses. Now, when
thcy are trotted out for my inspection
how viii / tell how old they are2
don't want TO boz stuck you know,
with a lot of antiquatcd nags'
"Thc liyeymap said IL was by their
teeth that horses ages We're told, lie
intended TO go into the matter a little
further, but the millionaire, a hustler
hurried of,
"He hurried of, and the next day a
fine coach horse was submitted TO him
by a dealar
How much do you want Tor this
animalg he asked,
about Sl2O0.' the dealer answered.
"The millionaire opened the horses
mouth and studied It's teeth with slow
care Then, wipIns his hands he
laughed harshly
Take It away he said. les 90
years old
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-12-10

bills herself and the order went forth
that they were no longer to be- paid
on the mere 20. k Of the Kylemore
agent
TRADEsPEOPLE GOT SCARED.
But she found that she had tackled
bigger task than she had barganed
for. a knowledge Of accounts does
not form part OF the training OF ne
American heiress. While she was
playing the role Of the grand titled
dame, the bills accumulated aud re-
mained unpaid, Tradesmen who had
been accustomed to a monthly settle
ment Of their accounts by the agent on
the spot became suspicious and grew
clamorous. Rumors spread I'm the
neighborhood that Papa Zimmerman
had been hard hit In some stock mar
ket speculation and would not put up
any more money for Kylemore Castle.
Fears that something serious was amiss
Continued ON pnge 40
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trs in applying TO the courts to expe-
diie the settlement Of their accounts
for work done at Kylemore Castle and
supplies furnished. The extensive
renovation and alterations still in
progress there have cost a mint OF
monoy-much more than the duchess
at first anticipated when, In charac-
iedstlc American fashion. she gave a
carte blanche order TO AK things up
legardless" But as no American mil
lIonaire whose daughter has welded
@ Title has heretofore failed to put up
money enough 10 enable her TO hold
her own against the effete aristocracy
~ Europe no doubt Is felt In society
mat Papa Zimmerman will not con-
ilnue TO make good"
DlsL1KES BUSINESS.
from private sources | have obtained
IN explanation Of the matter which ~
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-12-10
A ISLANDER

At the Newport Horse Show Alfred
Gwyuno Vanderbilt declared mat %
horses teeth did not make am mfallible
guide to rs age, and that they who
depended on the teeth alone were apt
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-12-10
Why Kylemorc Castle Bills Re-
main Unpaid by the Duchess
OF Manchester
DUKES WIFE AS AN AUDITOR.
Eccentric American Who Makes it His
Business to Post London on
Flag Etiquette
eo.rIaI correspondence.

spoclal Correspondence
ONDON Dee. Ian sorts Of queer
stories concerning the financial af-
= fairs Of the Manchesters have
gained currency owing to the ac-
,,on OF some Irish tradesmen and build
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-12-10
LrXUnIEs AFLoAT.

There is no limit TO the provisions
for a luxurious life anolt which her
internal accommodations admit of
There Is room within her for n large
concert han, billiard room. bowling al.
ley gymnasium, library, smoking room.
and smaller apartments inrumc able. II
IL understood that when she returns
from her voyage OF discovery among
the South Pacific Islands, Earl Fitz-
william viii entirely remodel her I'm.
side ana convert her into a veritablc
sea palace. Then, carrying ON board
q swift motor launch, a motor car. and
perhaps one or two small sailing yachts
for indulgence IN one Of his favorlto
pastimes, the earl can have right
royal good time OF II wherever he goes.
He hasn't earned his money, but that
fact does not prevent him from getting
considerably more enjoyment out Of Il
than do most men who accumulate big
fortunes by their own cxertions. II
does not seem exactly fair. but real NE
does not always square with popular
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-12-10
PRINcELY IDEAS.

The earl is fond of big things and Of
maintaining the family reputation for
prlnCely doings. II is a luxury that hc
can well afford. for he Is one OF the
Wealthiest peers IN the realm. Some
20 years ago the Fitzwilliam estates
We're estimated az about $4,000 acres In
Ireland worth S2j0.OOO per annum, and
$4,000 acres in England which brought
$4,000 "a year. The value OF the latter,
comprising extensive coal fields IN
Yorkshire, has greatly increased in re-
cent years, and the earl now enjoys an
income considerably over 100000 a
year. He manifested a pleasing appre-
citation of the source OF the greater
part Of his wealth on the occasion OF
his coronation by bringing to london a
thousand Of his colliers and spending
$4,000 10 give them good time
The three principal entrances Of his
Yorkshire seat. Wentworth Woodhouse.
are SO far distant from one another
that visitors. Il Is said, are advised TO
bring three hats with them. one 10 be
kent at each point Of egress. II has a
frontage Of ak hundred feet,
has "a hall In which two average
suburban villas could be comfortably
placed and boasts "a room Tor every two
days In the year, II was at one time
the home OF that great Thomas Went
worth Earl OF STAFFORD, who persisted
on the sraGold On lGll after giving ut
tcrance 20 that famous phrase, Put
not your trust in princes Still pre-
served a the big house Is q letter from
Charles TO his minister In which he
declares that as long as he lives STRAIT
ford's lie Is safe. Aud yet few weeks
ator the same hand that penned that
letter had signed his death warrant
In addition 10 this. the biggest private
mansion in England, the earl owns two
other palatial residences In Yorkshire,
and two more in Ireland one Of them a
castle.
Lord Fitzwilliam IL only % years Of
age aud entered into his vast possess
sions on the death of his grandfather.
two years ago His father, Lord MIL
ton. met his death In tragic fashion.
lie was on q visit to Canada with his
wife and children and the house In
which they were living for sporting
purposes caught fire In attempting 10
put out the llames Lord Milton received
injuries from which he never recovered.
For seven years before the peerage
came 20 him the earl was a member. OF
parliament, and II was with great re-
luctance that he shifted his seat from
that lively arena OF political discussion
10 the upper house, whose somnolent
atmosphere ls not at all 20 the liking
OF such wide-awake young fellow,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-12-10
WOndrOuS Influence Exercised by
A Crude Untutored Miner Over
Vast Crowds.
He SHOCKS THE OLD SCHOOL.
Ministers Who Believe In Solemolty
Above All Things Are Horror.
stricken at His 0utbursts.
Special Correspondence.

Special Correspondence.
%ARDlFF, Dec, 1-seldom have such
extraordinary manifestations or
what the pious call the power Of
the spirit" and sceptcs derlde as con-
tagous hysterla, been witnessed as are
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-12-10
"THE WELSH wEsLY.,

Already he has been dubbed the
"Welsh Wesley" But IL would be diff.
cult 90 conceive OF q man who differs
more widely from the renowned founder
of modern Methodlsm OF learning ana
culture ne possesses only the barest
rudlmonts, Theology is TO him a sealed
book Until a few months ago he was
working IN colliery and there was lit
de TO distinguish him from hundreds OF
Continued on page llma..ni
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specIaI correspondenee.

SPECIAL correspondence.
7 ONDON, Dec. by his recent pur-
chase Of the liner Harlech Castle
- for his personal use, Earl Fltzwil-
liam has added TO the distinction he
previously enjoyed of owning the larg-
est private house In England that OF
possessing the biggest private
yacht aHoat But &c Is not The
pursuit Of pleasure that win first en-
gage his attention ON his new ship.
AS may have been tolegraphed to
America he is COINS to hunt Tor cool
among the charmed islands Of the
Southern Pacific. 1t Is highly
significant OF the changed coz
dltions Of these modern days that TINS
adventurous scion Of a fighting line,
one OF whose ancestors was ave times
Queen Elizabeth's deputy In turbulent
ireland, should adopt such quest as
an outlet for his energy ana love Of
excitement and novelty Had he lived
On the Elizabethan days he would prob
dnlN nave tNllhltu US ilNtllstu piloNN
Under Drake and helped SINCE the
beard of the king Of Spain" Later he
might have sought the northwest pas
sage or secured unknown regions In
search OF fabulous gold mines But now
the old myths have an vanished; knight
Cuanry Is played out, and romance
must perforce ally Itself with utility.
rne earl Is well fitted Tor the task he
has undertaken and by which, II he
succeeds, commerce Will be a great
gamer. He Is an expert mining engi-
neer and has stored in his staunch
craft an the machinery necessary for
mining operations. On board Of hen
are a number Of men whose lives have
been spent IN digging for the CHER
source vi Engand's national wealth.
coal. RechrIstened the "NeroniQue,'
the vessel has just steamed away from
Southampton ON her novel mission She
WIN stop az Panama, where the earl viii
join her and thereafter take command
of the expedition,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-12-10

OF daily occurrence at the revival meet
ings conducted by Evans Roberts the
collier preacher. An sorts and cond,-
lions Of people-the well-todo and tina
poverty stricken, the old and the young.
lad and lassies-are equally affected BY
his exhortatIons and abandon them
selves TO frenzIes Of religious feryor.
Under his magic influence young girls
lose their shyness and address crowded
congregations who are moved to tears
by their eloQuence. Rough, uneducat-
ed miners proclaim their repentance
and conversion in language that seems
inspired. Respectable, conventional
folk, who ordinarily detest scenes above
all things, give way unreservedly TO
an ecstasy OF emotional enthusiasm and
iiuently testify TO their change of heart,
Something that one can only llken To
the gift Of tongues" appears to de-
scend upon the crowds whom Mr.. Rob-
erts addesse8.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-12-10
BREEZY, GENIAL FELLOW.

A frank breezy genial fellow. fond
above all things Of an outdoor life. and
so free from airs that 20 his friends ne
Is still Billy Milton society drawing
rooms possess little attraction for him.
with all his devotion to sport he Is n
shreWd business man and possessed of
abundance OF common sense. Ii rs mo-
qulXotlc ambition that has started him
on q voyage Of discovery IN search of
coal mines. u successful ne oxpects
to recoup himself handsomely for his
outlay.
The NeroniQue measures 3264 tout
That makes her over one-third as largo
again as w. X Nanderbilts big Valiant
which ranks next to her I'm Size among
private owned steam yachts, end LIS
tons larger than James Gordon Benz
lletts Lysistrata. She is exceeded in
SIZE only by three royal yachts-King
Edwards Victoria and Albert, OF 1896
tons; the cars STANDARD, 1894 tons
and the kalser's Honenzollorn OF ANA
tons or course she is not as speedy
as any OF the large modern steam
yachts probably n knots am hour Is
the best that could be got ont of her
az @ plnch-but the Cal has not ac-
qulreu lhe American multl.milliOnairee
habit Of always being In a hurry Her
size gives her great steadness Ina "a sea-
way and she can stow away fuel
enough TO carry her around the world
without recalling She Is strongly
built Of steel with water.tight collision
bulkheads and double cellular bottom
which provides further safeguard
against the dangers vt disaster from
striking a reef on a submerged derellct
II must be acknowledged that she 4,
not as pretty as the big Clydc-bullt
steam yacht, but doubtless the carl
finds substantial solace for her lack
OF beauty In the fact that She cost
him only q fraction OF what he would
have had TO pay for q ship approaching
her size huilt to order The oxact lc-
ure at which she was sold is poi
known, but there Is no doubt thar she
was turned over 10 him ut blrgnip
counter rates, Cor though biz enough
as yacht 10 satisfy any man'B ambi-
ton, the Union Castle companv ind
her much too small to meet the reoubc-
ments OF a modern passenger boat.
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CONTINUED on page i,~".nl
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-12-10

From private sources | have obtained
IN explanation Of the matter which ~
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-12-10

Tho fact that you do not advertise a
particular article Is good enough roa.
son for your patrons 10 assume that
you do not have II.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1904-07-08
Thinks IL
Too Much
tsp.sisi 10 The s,asl

BUTTE. Mont. July s.-geafEe =.
rochraue. Formerly representa- ife 81
me Diamond Mining uriI company
aud member uf the silver tiaH and
overland clubs. Be- this city. ta max
InH a strenuous fEht against the
action Of the court Boz allow ms hiH
wIfe sigs mftmBuy on the ground
he g. now uankinx but SO "a month
working underground in a mine
The guahFanaa fur number 81
years were veil known ia social eff
rIea In butte. Trouble started In d
public disagreement in the cafe Of the
Thornton hotel where Mrs Gonh-
fane s1ntfaaletad some remark ~
her husband - Shaping him I'm the
face.
The couple separated and an ae-
don was brought b. the wife aak ma
n divorce. the custody 81 tbs two
children and alimony IN the amount
~ 1928.
coehfane disappeared January
1909. and Waa not heard RI until
come time last August when be
turned VI lu BUTTE. Meantime hts
business vent % pieces and the once
prosperous business man became a
common miner AZ $50 a month-aud
nat attached by his creditors.
Cochrane'a father -in-iaw is re-
pufed 20 be worth 1850. 600.
Corhfane claims the whole tr8u-
bic was fomsuted ny the father IN
law. who threatened 90 diHinharlt
his daughter n abe ala not secure
a divorce.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1904-07-08
MUST Sup
Mayor VIII Send Police After
Nude Bathsrs at the Lake

Mayor tlallluEer vii take steps "a
stop tho practice men and boys havs
~ EoiuE In swimming without bath
* suits On the lake shore between
Madison aud Issaehl parks These
vulgar exhibitions have become 20
frequent a. the summer haA pro.
grsssrd a. % heenms a nuisance q
the hundreds af campers and resl.
dents along the shore There : :
city ordinance prohibiting aaeh Ia
decent couduet and a year aEa 4
vas successfully enforced AGAINST
hnodlumH. wha went swimming
naked in Lake Union
The mayor sald yesterday that he
would probably have dlfncgitY in
sending regular police officers nui
% patrol the lake shore. a. there
we're not men enough 10 properly
take care % the down t0Vu beats
lie thought. however. that an A..
rangrmcnt might be made whereby
officers could be sent out Tor aeF.
sfai hours after their regular day =
labor being given extra ray Tot
their work Many of the policemen
would BE- willing - DO this
A similar system IL On vogue fnf
protecting the King County fail
Assoc alton race track
The mayor thinks also that y
may he possible Tor the park board
h detail some - lfH special ualiHHz
men. lie stll take up the matter
zith the board aa veil a. Eith ths
chief % police.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1904-07-08

OBJECTS
Sixth Ward Councilman
Thinks Contractors Should
BE Made 10 Hurry

That city street contractors Nho
are Continually and successfully So
curing extensions q time "a tier
aurk should be lacked 40. Il the
opinion 81 Councilman Lhiudsu. Ha
80 expressed himself Al the meeting
~ the streets committee yesterday
Afternoon.
The discussion came up a. the tes
suit % aupiieationea Tor extensions
made b. the Barber Asphalt eom-
pany for paving broadway AID %
William Stanley Cor grading Eufnr
street. which had bcsa recommend
"a - the board nf works
Chairman Mullen huIfrlaea efHHEF
body BY asking Assistant EHalneHf
scott whv the extensions should De
made Mr. soft ga rot d. : 49,
explaining. except 10 ssy that sssa-i
isy had fun un against a sea Of tzst.si
during the winter time
The Barter Asphalt cor panT
should have completed - work iaTt.
stay and STANLEY should have o. a.
uleted his iah last November