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Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1904-04-07
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w dniu 4 Kwietnia minelo
sto i dziesiec lat cd WALK j
zwyciestwa ma polach racla-
wickich. .~Byfa to pierwszaSbi:
twa, W kt6rej walczyli obok
siebie ch}opi i panowie pre-.
civ wsp6lnemu wrogowi ]
razem odniesli wielkie ivy
ciestwo. Kosciuszko, kt6re-
mu powierzono gl6wne do
w6dztwo. mad si1ami powstah-
czemi W r. 1874, powo}al pod
bron opr6cz zwyklych sill
wojskowych, (szlachty) TAX
re chlop6w, wiedzial BOWEN
jake w6dz przezorny, re szla-
chta sauna ME podola, ME
ola tego, re jej by}o "a maio,
lecz ola tego, re ME wszyscy
godzili sic ma zbrojne po-
wstanie. Chlop6w tedy Ko-
kciuszko ME chciaf mie6
tylko cd parady ma wojnie.
Pod Raclawicami nadarzyla
SIC sposobnosc, re chlopi pu-
scic sic mogli W taniec wo-
Jenny, q Kosciuszko Widzac
ich wielka ochote, kazal i'm
Sodebrac Moskalom armatY.
Pod przewodnictwem Woj-
ciecha Bartosza (p6zniej Clio
wackim zwanego) rzucili sic
M artylerye nieprzyjacielska
zlobyli dwanascie armat, a
iein przecllylil zwyciestwo
nastrone Woiska polskiego..
SDzie E tenpby iednym = mi
vie III PIo,lski poro-
iorowej TAX dla Wyaznegol
eYciesstwxa ia, w,egiem ia-
pez teyso, do
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1904-04-07
rozumem doskonalymi badz

cieo..
4. Kor. XIV. 2o).
Religia pozwala bada6 j
zbierac dowody, ola tego tez
Ko6ci6l sw. zyczy sobie, ably
|ludzie ME 5lepo wierzyli, ale
ably %znajomo66 zasad WARY i
ich zrozumienie szerzylo sic
Wsr6d spolecze1stw.
Swiadkami tego SO wydzia-
" teologiczne pc %uniwersy-
'tctach, academic, w%ydaWnict-
wa religijno - naukowe.
A zatem, rozumowi ludz-
kiemu przyzna}a jego prawa i
religia i wiedza.
Ciekawym, czego Wiecej
pragnie p. exprofesor? gdziez
uda sic, ably znalezc wolnosc
cd WARY ola rozumu swego?
Wszekzesz uzsz niejednego
pieca chleb jad}, juz niejed-
no miasto zwiedzi}, rome W
r6znych miejscach piastowal
urzeda; WAC zgodzic sic ma to
musi, re jezeli wiara " nauke
j doswiadczenie czlowieka, ME
hahbi, to tenn mniej wiara
oparta ma powadze samego
Boga chyba, re " Boga
ME wierzy, a tax by sic IDA
wac moglo, jezeli poznawanie
FBoga przez religia sw. naval
playa spolecze1stwa polskiego.
(Ciag daisy nastapi.)
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1904-04-07
NASI AGENCI.

Upowaznieni So do kolektowanla
abonansntu W1ARusA nastepujacy
nasi agenci miejscowi:
BAY CITY Mich, Alexander Niedzielski
BALTIMORE, NJ. d, Fir. Ziarnow XII
CHIC GO, Til Max D,rengowski
COLUMBUS, Nebr., Wiktor Tarasinski -
FARWFL, Nesr. Franciszek S,rzelecki
GRENvILLE, S. Oak. Jozef Gruba
HOFA PARK. Wis, NJ ] Kosm'cki
NANTICOKE, Pa. FIR. Jablonsk
NEW BRITAIN, Conn, W K ,Szemsorski -
OAK HILL, Mich, St Pogorzelski
l LAKE, Wis. Adam Bambenek rs
POUND, Wis. Jozef N Teszlewicz
.rARNOW, Nebr, Jan Matyjar
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1904-04-07
Teraz albo
Przygotujcie wasz system ma
nadchodzace gorace dni.

Wyjatkowa dfugoi ostra zima,
kt6ra co dopiero minela stra-
villa wszystkie zapasy " ma
Sym systemic. Krew musi wylac6
#asystkaa sxa cieplote ably zapo-
Ibiedz cielcsnemu ukrzywdzenlu. Mic
dziwneggo IL n straw wielka Geese
skladnika zywnosoi. i re wielu
mieekiej gietkiej krwi zostalo
zniszczonych? Me jest to naszym
o~bowiazkiem odzyskac strate?: BY.
Ia to clezka z'ma, a prawdopodob-
ME bedzie j goraace lato, Cialo
przejdzie z jednej ostatecznosci "
drugga powinno byc przygotowa-
ne wzmocnione. Severy czy6ciciel
krwi jest najlepszem lekarstwen.,
|kt6re wytwar1a nowa obfita krew.
On usuwa wszelkie nieczystosci j
.zauzyte czeSci 2 sYstemu j w-kro6 je-
go rodxaju czyszczania, produkuje
zdrowe j normalne polozenie v kaz-
dym organic, wzmacnia ME tylko
ciafo, lecz take j umysl. Otto ME
kt6re nieproszone swiadectwa ODE
brane przez filme fabryczna.
Zamowi1em 8 butelkiS=very czys
ciciela krw1 dzlaiajacego prx.ciw
wysypcek t6ra mole ciafo bylo POI
krytc,a 1eksrstwo bylo tax sknteczne
il wysypka " kr6tce zginela. - A.
Vancak, Fayette City, Pa
,,Przez 90 lat nawiedzony bylem
rama d Level nodze, lecz DO ~.
aJciu butelki S.vsry czytSsciciera
krwi rama sic zupeinie wygolla -
Klarol Kondelka, Autigo, ~ Is. ~
,,Severy czy1ssciicielk rwi7ocalD zycie
Daszemu dziecku. ~ los. Hoffman, 5
Tyler, Tex ,Sewery Gzy6dciiciel.
krWisdziala y prost NJ krewi j
mole bye pr1ewykszone postepo-
zrujjnowanym systemieaia
bosciachnerwowych, skrofuIach
powiekksxonyoh gruczoiach, wiioseen-
neii febrxe, 6lnemreumatYxmie,
naemia, iwenerycxnylch chprobach.
Gems tl.00 M Observation-Disclosures
kiiahsaptekaoh aIbo.Yysela wplDst
NJ
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1904-04-07
I 3, -.
Bismarck.
2 W1lie1lopolanriiina.)) .
(Ciag daisy. J

60 gore, lberai jak era.
1biciele cudzego dobra, Wdzie-
raja sic do skarbnicy koscio-
ia, z~aprawiaja teologiei nauki
bibijne kfamstwem, sarkaz-
mem maja sic "a swiatle
umysly, "a ludzi Q niezale5.
nych przekonaniach, tym-
czasem ich wiedze przycmie-
wa chmura nienawi5ci, ME
logiki j wreszcie glupoty.
RzeM glupi " sercu swo-
Jennie ma Boga.- Ola tego
VIOLA ma liberal6w Medrzec
lPa1si
,,Jezeli tax wiele umieja, il
Swiat moga rozumem ogarnae,
Ijak6z Pana jego ME lacniei
znalezli, ale albo ogie6, albo
wiatr, alko obr6t gwiazd albo
gwaltowna wode, albo slonce
i ksiezyc "a sprawce okregu
ziemi mieli" (Madr. XIII.
Moze vice to gniewa p. .ex-
Eprofesora, re dzieci " szko-
ZACH parafialnycE medrsze Cd
lliberal6w, DO j najmniejsze 2
mich VIOLA: bog stworzy1
SWAT i wszystko co ma MIN
Jest.
Me many uczyc religii "
szkolach parafia)nych? vice
czem zastapic religie? banialu-
kami Q pochodzeniu czlowie-
ka cd Malpy, Q Ewolucyi, Q
u " 81
trafie, Q zbiegu okolicznosci
ii i'd?
Mech pan exprofesor og1o-
Isl W Zgodzie, re jake fcacho-
wy nauczyciel, otwiera szko.
le W kt6rej dzieci ME beda
traci}y godzin czasu ma reli-
gil, ale "a to iyzka je66 beds
Il m6zgu madro6ci lberalnej
Bye moze, ze wten.
czas. .bedzie lepiej, ME ola
ludzkosci, ME ola polonii "
Ameryce, ale ola odstepc6w
przesladowc6w ~idarmozjad6w
w prawdach nauk owych.
rozum lest jedynym j nieza.
leznym sedziai nauczycielem;
poznaje aasady, stNierdza do.
woody, 5ledzi objawy, wypro.
wadza wnioski. Religia zawsze
~szanowala j dis szanuje te
Iprawa iprzywileje rozumu.
Jakzesz m6glby czlowiek
wierzyc bez rozumnej duszyi
LIBERAL twierdza, re Wiara
narzuca rozumowi praWdY,
kt6rych on ami zrozumie6, ami
stwierdziG ME moze.
Dobrze. A " nauce co? czyi
dla tego, re rozum przyczyny
1jakichs objaw6W ~Wyt16maczyt
ME mole, odrzuca sic Wszyst-
1ko? ME! skrzetnie sklada sic
te spostrzezenia do skarbnicy
nauki, " nadziei, re je przysz-
Hose rozWjaze.
Dlaczegozby vice W religii,
rozum, ma Ware Boga obja-
wiajacego, ME mih przyjac
prawd, kt6re ezeli ME " tenn,
Ito wprzyszlem zyciu stanaa
sic zrozumia1e j Wytl6maczo-
ne?
Gdyby Pan Jezus by1 nau-
czal ludzi astro-
nomii, history, caly SWAT
uczony uwielbialby j uznawal
Jego madrost; ale ze nauczal
Iprawd wyzszyeh, nieskoncze-
ME potrzebniejszych5 medr-
kowie tego sWiata materyalis-
Is -
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1904-04-07

ma papierze, lecz ze la5zamle-
rzano " czyn ~WproWadzile
zacierajac r6zinlice, jaka do
tad p%anowala miedzy war
stwami sp6leczehstWa..
Szkoda, il ten dzieh pre-
szedl tax niepostrzezenie Y
naszej Polonii ameryka1skiej.
Miejmy przeciez nadzieje, ze
ma obchodach majowych
~m6wcynie omieszkaja wspom-
nice take 0 Rac}awicach.
Me dobrze czynili prod
kowie nasi uwazajac chfopa
"a COS podlejszego cd szlach-
ty, lecz byl to poniekad blad
powszechny, miedzynarodo-
wy, vice ME wolno nam zbyt
winic narodu polskiego, py-
TAME zas wielkie, czy dzisiej-
81 socyalisci j ludowcy roz-
sadniej postepuja potepiajac
" czambul Gala szlachte j
podbufzajac lud przeciw pa
nom.' Jestto nowy podzia1
Polski, kt6ry oby tylko ME
okazaf sic zgubniejszym cd
trzech podzial6w rozb6jni-
czych trzech nam wrogich
o6ciennych narod6w! Oswie-
cac lud, rzecz bardzo chwa-
Ilebna, lecz ME wolno nikomu
Idqzy6 do tego celu z krzyw-
Ida bliznich, kt6rzy badz co
badz przez dlugie wieki niesli
wszystko " ofierze ola o.
|czyzny. Glosic, re chlopstwo!
przeszed}szy pc trupach szla-
chty Polske odbuduje, 'moze
tylko czlowiek o strasznie
ciasnych pogladach. Me
chlopstwo samo, AMI szlach-
ia bez ch}opstwa, ami gdy
walczyc beda jedni przeciw
drugim, .Polske odbuduja,
lecz gdy jedni i drudzy. "a
zem, jake r6wni ~obywatele
ljednej ojczyzny, jak pod Ra-
c1awicami, przeclw wrogom
sic postawia, zwycieza, i Pol
|ska zmartwychwstanie.
0 Q 0 o
Wojna ma dalekim wscho-
die, jak sic zdaje, postapila
nieco naprz6d. Armie japon-
ska i rosyjska zblizaja sic ku
sobie IA ,ladzie, ca}y SWAT
|spodziewa sic, uslyszec "
tkr6tkim czasie 0 wiekszej
bitwie ma ladzie. Japo1czycy
~pozwolili nareszcie " zesz}ym
tygodniu reporterom gazet
zagranicznych wyruszyc "a
armia ma pole WALK. Bedzie-
my teraz mieli li%teratury wo-
|jennej ma funty.
o o O o
Pan Stapi6ski %zapowiada W
swym ,,Przyjacielu Ludu', 20
oprzestanie umieszczaG odpo-
wiedzi ma ,,kurende" (odez-
WEI ks. biskupa Walegi, wy
Ist6sowana przeciW czytaniu j
razpowszechnianiu nPrzyja-
cielu Ludu". Pan Stapi6ski,
to posel Ia do Wy 2 Kra-
kowa do sejmu austryackie-
go, to ten sam, kt6ry tn by1
w Aponryon nrzol mnioi VIC.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1904-04-07

--.sprzypuszczenia zadomy.
sly watpliwosd daja vol
nosG umyslowi.
Kto vice by chciaI da6 ro-
|zumowi rozkielznana vol
nose, musi koniecznie odrzu-
cic Wszelkie praWdy, potargac
lpeta doWodzeh, zburzyc vie
de, zgasie slo1ce nauki a
wtenczas co? bedzie koniec
lcywilizacyi, zaprzeczenie
wszelkiej inteligencyi, a pol-
iczatek dzikosci, ciemnoty j
barbarzyhstwa.
Rel!gia uczac prawdy, przy-
musza rozum do jej przyje-
cia ia sama si1a, jaka wywiera
ma umysl kazda prawda.
la re W religii prawdy SO mad
naturalne, oparte ma Bozej
lpowadze, wiec.tezs sila jest
wieksza j przekonanie 2 niej
rodzi sic ~gruntoWniejsze.
Czy prawda, ze religia ME
lyle przekonywa rozum, lie
mu narzuca Ware?
Zobaczymy. Mimo wyk-
sztalcenia, ludzie wiecej j
czeSciej %powoduja sic " zyciu
wiara niz rozumem. A
czemu?b DO ma zbadanie roz-
lleglych w~iadomosci, kt6rych
nam potrzeba " zyciu, ME
many ami czasu AMI spo.ob-
nosci.
w dziecjh stwie p%rzyjmuje-
my wiadomosci szk6lne ma
wiare " slowo nauczyciela;
T. p6zniej, przekonania ma
SEE, wiadomosci a nawet czy-
opieraja sic pc wiekszej
cze6ci ma powadze os6b, "
lkt6rych madros6 doswiad-
czenie wierzymy.
Pewniki naukowe chwyta
og61 ma Ware uczonych, kt6-
rzy je zbadali, Q dowody
malo kto pyta, ami tez sic sill
Itch zrozumie6.
Wszakze bez szalki, bez4okcia
odpowiedniego, uczyliSmy sic
" szkole o wymiarachsziemi
10 jej ciezarze, 0 odleg }o6ci
ziemi Cd s1onca, a jednak da-
Ilismy Ware profesorom, kt6-
rzy nam to wyk1adali.
Nawet wielcy uczeni W jed
incl galezi, SO tylko wierzacy-
mi " innych. A kto ma po-
wiorzchowne wyksztalcenie,
ten bierze same tylko who's
Xxi i pewniki, j 2 takim zbio-
rem .wiadomosci choruje ma
wyksztalconego. W grun-
cie jednak rzeczy, cale aggo2
wiadomosci, to sklad oklepa-
ogolnik6w, oparty ma
wierze W powage uczonych
MEOW.
Wiara " nauke j dosWiad-
genie czlowieka ME hahbi,
ale jest podstawa wszelkiej
wiedzy; - wiara oparta ma
Bozej powadze mialaby obni-
FAC godnosc rozumu ludzkie-
|go?
A jednak pan exprofesor,
|kt6ry sic strasznie gniewa Q
to, ze ME dosyc ludzie wierza
" jego gleboka wiedze, znajo-
mosc history, j t. d. klepie
|jak ma mekach, re dzieci ME.
warto pobudzac do WARY "
kt6re So oparte ma
powadze Bozej.
Of hv}vhv nasze dzinci do
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1904-04-07

-
szpalty .Przyjaciela Luduo
wypelniano~1 odpowiedziaa'lmli 4
Iowa odezNe Is: biskupa.. p
sail mezczyzni, ~odpoWiadally
kobiety, a. zebralo sic teggo
lyle, 70 pono jakos zagorzalyy
,ludowiec" wpadl v szal "
goracem pragnieniu zemsty
ma ks.biskupie, zabral sic
Ido swej wlasnej malzonki
porzadnie j dokumentnie jej
zebra j inne koseipoliczyl, "
%mniemaniu, ze ks. biskupa
oklada. - Gas juz Wielki, ba
nawet "a p6zno, ma zamknie-
lcie .gazety ola wycieczek
babskich, panic Stapi6ski!
o o o
Redaktor tutejszej gazety
wieczornej The Winona Dali
ny Republican and Herald
~omawiajac statystyke imigra-
(cyi "a rok zeszly, zawodzi
ze-z illiterat6w Qudzi
acknowledgement czytae ami pi-
sac) nigdy Ameryka pociechy
Isle ME doczeka, DO nigdy oni
ME beda zdolni poiac swego
%stanow!ska jake :Wolni oby-
watele rzeczypospolitej. Ma
turalnie najwiekszy procent
|tych ludzi ciemnych przypa-
Ida ma W1och6w j Slowian,
ME wy}aczajac take polak6w.
K Ow pan redaktor twier-
|dzi, re %przewaznie ci nieo-
|swieceni %powoduja strajki,
zatem przyczyniaia sic do
izlych czas6w. Me szanuja
IpraW j gorsza st ypowych
"A m 9 y CIV" pociaga-
JAG ich do wystepk6w z}ym
przykladem, it'd. Kazdy roz-
sadny czlowiek, jake tako
obeznany 2 Ameryka vie, re
wlaSnie %przeciwnie sic dzieje,
ale trudno, owl elem n j
ludzie to praWie wy1acznie
katolicy, vice ameryka1scy
dzy1,gosi musza przeciw nim
wystepowae, choeby wbrew
wlasnemu przekonaniu. Mech
lby ten pan zechcia1 p6j6t
miedzy, vslowian przybylycl'
do Ameryki bez z%najomosci
sztuk pisania j czytania po
kilkoletniem pobycie-na vol
mel ziemi, a niezaWodnie ode
tchcialoby mu sic take ba-
nialuki gfosic.
o o o o
Pan prezydent Roosevelt,
gdzie sic tylko sposobno6c
nadarzy, oswiadcza sic wiel-
kim przyjacielem licznych IA
miliii mic W tenn zlego, ale
nazywac liczne rodziny. ,,ty-
powo amerykahskiemi", to
luz troche "a wiele. Przeciez
fpan Prezydent Una Amery-
kan6w, vie re oni sic dzieci
boja, re milionerzy j niemi-
lionerzy, =ba nawet prosci
wyrobnicy, ,,typy ameryka-
nov" drza Q przyszlose swoja
il dzieci swych, gdy ich maja
po <dwoje Tub troje. - Kiedyz
nareszcie humbug skofczy
sic W Ameryce!
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1904-04-07
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The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-12-16
Hawaiian Forests.

The forests Of the Hawaiian islands
have been studied by the servants EN-
ployed by the department of agricul
ture. There are two, very distinct
kinds of forests in the islands, one or
the drier lowlands near the, sea and
the other on the mountain slopes
where there is a heavy rainfall. The
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The native forest OF the mountain
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One looks in vain for oaks. the maple
pine or spruce. The more important
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4 ). -.
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Too Bad.

A B. Woods, the ornithologist Of the
Smithsonian institution. returned re
Gently from his vacation with an
amusing story about 4 village usurer
This usurcr," said Mr.. Woods, hal
trumped up some ubiquitous claim Of
other against a reputable widow. 1t
was a claim that, if satisfied, would
leave the widow almost destitute, and
she, on account of its injustice, dis.
puted it. Therefore the Insurer brought
suit against her. ..,.es.
1.-THE day before, the trial the man
visited his lawyer.
. What do you think of our cases
prospects, he said. ~. y ss9:<
!, only, fair, said the lawyer! Only
fair. If.you want a verdict in your ia.
.vor you had better pray for it,"
!" Pray?', said the Insurer, holding up
his hands. Pray? No, no. God must
hear nothing Of this
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1904-12-16
Bows shrewd Guess.

A Monroe county boy was discov
cred by the owner of an orchard in
the act of stealing apples. The boy
happened to see the owner in time &c
make a getaway. Here, boy" calico
the owner to the boy, who was hitting
the gravel down the pike, "come bach
and you can have all the apples yoc
can eat and all you can carry away
Instead of going back, however, the
boy kept right on going. Meeting an
other man in the road, who had heart
the owner of the orchard call, the
man asked him why he did not &C
back. WELL" said the, boy, Il di;
think for minute 1 would go back
and then. L looked again and saw tina,
the fellow had one hand behind his
back, and it sort O. flashed through
my mind that mebbe he wuz durnec
1iar..''-Kansas City Journal.
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KING EDWARD is. VERSATILE.
British Is a Observation-Disclosures
of His Achievements.

British Is a Observation-Disclosures
Of His Achievements.
Who is the most versatile English
man? Probably the unanimous answer
will be his majesty the king, says the
New York News.
King Edward is sailor by training.
and can splice rope or climb the rig.
ging as easily as many of his gallant
lads in blue. But since those happy
Britannia days he has played prac
teal part in nearly every calling and
trade in the empire. The king has
brewed 100 gallons of beer and been a
tram driver. He has sold goods. from
a flower stall and run a printing ma,
chine.
In one day he made twelve pats o.
butter, sailed his own yacht, expert
mented with a new rifle and delivered
an address while showing his remark
able intimate knowledge of machin
cry.
Here are a few of his majesty's
trades and attainments, in which al
some time or other he has taken &C
ticc and practical interest; etching
engraving, shipbuilding, bookbinding
motoring, boring, mining, hunting, act
ing, weaving, spinning, pottery and en-
CINE driving. Altogether, the king has
over 200 accomplishments, besides be
ing Englands most popula: soldier
and sailor and greatest diplomat.
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The "Bud."

Dress her up in costly style,
Bid the people come and gaze,
The old roue with his smile,
The stout belle of. other days e.
Bid them all come in. to see, ,.
Snow her to; advantage-why?
Some one with the price may be
Looking for a chance to buy. ::
Stand her up' there where the crowd
May behold her at her best;
Let the roue be allowed
To examine with the rest;
Let the fragrance Of the rose { !, 4
On her bosom lend its charm
Even unto hini-who knows?
He has millions! Where's the harm
fake her. Innocence away 1872: BE-
! Teach her, all that women learn;
Where You lead her from to-day
She may nerers more return!
Dress;ther in the richest style, r.
Show her where the future lies;5F
Let her know the, need OF guile 4.
She is entered for the prize.
s{t ~: f&.; a&G3aitF IS. f. Kiser.
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Presence Of Mind.

y The Judge-You plead guilty. then,
of running your automobile at q speed
of fifty miles an hour and incidentally
running down and severely injurng
an old man? r
The Prisoner (meckly)-I do, youl
honor.
The judge sentence you to thirty
days in Jail.
The Prisoncr-But, your honor,
own the car. I'm not a chauffeur!
The Judge-Hur1ph! Why didn't
you say so before? Pay S. and git
out!-Puclk.
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/ SA LAD zoo On meoo.
.ssery VI asad Tragedy NV Country
sgSass k Barber Shop aa Sl4

9SSy>Ss SsgsSs asssaassNo syGSSoy, III SOousy
;E.ss:x Barber Shop sS S4
y LATE Whittacre went into the shop
of Harve Hines, our. tonsorial barber;
tother43 day to git q 5shaye; and while
there Harve asst LATE If he didn't want
a egg shampoo. LATE wanted to know
whot the durnashion was a egg sham
poo. Harve told him It was a new
kind Of a shampoo witch he had saw
administered in a barber shop at the
county seat and that the reglar price
of egg shampoo was a quarter, but
being as it was LATE, Harve said he'd
give him one for 10 cts. LATE thort
this would be a good bargain, SO he
told Harve to go ahead. Harye- he
TUX large hen egg witch he had been
keeping for the 5occashion and brooks
1t on top of Lafe's head and then rubo
the contents into his hair. They was
several in the shop at. the time and
they all went out into the air. Harve
Ecp rubin in the egg, until LATE
who had been a holdin his breth bust
out and said to for the lord sakes let
him outen that chair or he would, die
Harve tride to hold Late in the cheer.
but LATE he kickt and struggled until
he got loose and he run out into the
street with the egg running down his
face and back and he newer stopt
until he got home and he had a tur.
rible time agittin the egg outen his
hair. Late is not on speakin terms
with Harve since. Harve said it
wouldn't of been SO bad if the egg had
of been a good egg.-Bingville Bugle
Boston Post.
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The Loving Dead.

:, = d
We hold our sacred dead aloof,
. We. put. them by like treasures old,
NO. more gfor them or hearth or roof,
But narrow dwellings lone and cold. !
The dear, warm hearts that fell asleep!
Why shun them tn our secret. thought?
Why ever at a distance keep.
81 tfsFso,ne nse s we're sinsGs them
wrought? s ~ E5 g
They erase not from their constant love,
They are not strange and far away;
Their. 'presences about us move
1 Closer: than presenees Of clay.
How it must isrieve them, when they
Heart close, and find no welcome there!
Or whisper love. and md US dumb.
Forgetful, hedged with servile care!
Oh. let US hold our dear ones close
q Closer and closer. when they,sl hoYe
Beyond the, veilss For no, one knows
The preGiousness f0f human love!
h: II Al ~ VA :. James BNclkham. v
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corrector Corrected.

Scene, small waysidc station; train
approaching. Sandy Ito his mastery
4 Here's yer train, sir.
Master (who has his own ideas
about correct 'speech)-That's not my
train, but rather tho train I'm going
by. E
But it happened to be a special
train and didn't stop at the station,
whereupon Sandy exclaimed: We're
bath wrang, for it's neither your train
nor the anc yere gaun by, but it's the
ane that's gahe by you"
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PATENTS.

Northwestern Inventors.
Reported by Lothrop & johnson,
patent lawyers, Oil and 912 Pioneer
Press building, St. Paul, Mimi: 10.
seph Dunford, Canton, Mimi, gate;
Magnus P. Elgen, Wrenshall, Mimi,
automatic lubricator; Herman Meyer,
st. Paul, Mimi, boiler furnace; Alvin
Porter, Minneapolis. Mimi, transfer
pad; William Rinker, st. Paul, Mimi,
Bottle card holder; Richard Russell,
Stephen, Mimi, road grading and
ditching machine; Ira Severance, Min,
neapolis. Mimi, rotary engine.