The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1904-07-05
THE NONPAREJL MAN
of an Editor Occasions Wild
Night in chaska-The Little German
Band Throws a Shoe and Blows the
Petals Off of 1.-THE Last Rose Of Sum-

As soon as Tom Prowse, the Chaska
Reviewer found that Bob Dunn was nom
mated, he rushed off and was married
by reclamation. There wasn't a dissent
ing voice. Peter Weingerts boss threw
shoe. At the evening serenade the
little Chaska Dutch band came out, blew
the petals off THE Last Rose of Sum-
mer" and ruffled the surface of 1.-THE
Beautiful Blue DANUBE The storekeep-
ers for a radius of four blocks closed
their doors. possibly in honor of the &C.
casion, and links STAINS set a phono-
graphic receiver on the curb to record
the Blue Danube overflow. Rumor has
1T that Herr Beierstetters clarinet blew
out cylinder head. Mr.. Prowse opened
key of porch paint and the music flat
tened out as suddenly as if man had
appeared eating a lemon A little later
some scoundrel threw brick against
the editors door. 1t was wild night
In Chaska, and where We're the police?
Bonnie Cecroll, aged IL, son of Judge
Carroll of Miller. S. D., Tas spending his
vacation west Of Pierre with friends.
Hearing that circus was to exhibit at
Miller, he made Decline for home;
walking fourteen miles alone to get into
Pierre, where he boarded a train, max
ing the distance of ninety-four miles in
time to carry water to the elephant Can
any little boy equal this notable feat?
The skunk is said to be the cutworm' $
fiercest enemy. If this is true, we call on
| the agricultural college for new breed
of skunkless skunks.
The Hastings Gazette has discovered
| that the man who takes paper three or
four years without paying a cent for it is
not a very profitable or desirable Gus
toner, and is wedding all such from its
books. The Anoka Gazette did better II
printed their names and stood ready tt
| lick them when they came around tt
protest. They came around-butz they
| paid up.
A paper at Ada, Okla has a dra-
matte criticism that is worth reproduc
ing:
Damon and Pythias' was PLAYED or
our local stage. The setting was fine The
scene was laid in Syracuse, Sicily, 34(
years B. c., and with the soldiers ant
senators in their picturesque garb of tina
! time, added much to the success Of the
play. While Damon and Pythias' ha
been played thousands Of times the story
will ever be new. Nowhere could it b.
more dramatically presented than it wa!
last night. We have seen it several time!
in cities several score times larger thar
| AUD, dllu W III Sdy IlSHI mere THAT HeNG
has it impressed us as it. did last evening
| Prices 10, 20 and 80 cents
The Casselton express out of Litchviue
N. D., is known as 1.-The Norwegian LIN
Iited.''' 1t is so deliberate train TIA
the Bulletin declares that a man VIII
rides on it will damn in four language
and stutter at that. Recently, while talk
Ing fishing party to Detroit lakes, tn
train made fiftv-fiye miles in Sixtee
hours. During the trip the train stoppe
a half hour while the fireman drove off
bunch of cattle that We're browsing OF
the ties. After the train had leisurel
proceeded an hour or two, it stopped one
more. Unjust have caught up with thos
cattle again." remarked the fat salesma
for brewery as he turned over for an
other sleep.
In this hurrying, busting age the leisur
Offered for meditation and the quiet hou
by the Norwegian limited is not t
| be despised:+ 1t will certainly prove
not to-be- despised factor in the intellec
tual development Of North Dakota!
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