The San Francisco call., 1904-08-07


honor but yed read their biographies to-day yd
tn end Ih will pass tn cosn wears v Mr. Thur
mans hurredy 1t enough to say v this painful
peryod that aher lifetime iv devoted country
statesmans declnin days gr-rea He
become viceprdnt iv tn United Oh how much bet
e tWere that we Shud be sawed OFT a be tn great
Death thin that life v honor shud end in gnomy
bic thing read in tn paapr years ago. plot again
Ihaydore Rosenfelt Pa an Hanna schame make him
prisidn r-read til other day. Attack Joe Cannon Ode
him f prsdnt Cannon peadin with his fnds
funds they'll raise the wind be gOin and heatenn P
will come o good end He will be vce-prisidint
If about that he's good prisidinial timber
he'll buy dhrink If say he's good viceprdnta
be that he isn't good enough be shingles
yed beer be careful It's sthrang too, because it's good
# he was % SOUND seepe pu What his ooe as e q Re
durn tn campaign he has to do good deal TIL rough
til big wurruds in til ditchnry firm thin firm
time h candydae f tn vcePisidincy is out in oway yeln
wakes an appears public mens between solo
some prsidnt with tn very hands
that since signed tn Pannyma bill a Colorado
gintleman who accosed him with scaning An we'll ray
mmber another candydate who replied
gntenan in Shebyvle who mada rude
HIM as though he was an open fireplace 1t what Hogan
calls fine an incsive reply Yes SIR tn candydae FIR vice
prisidnt has busy time v it drin TIL campaign hoppn firm
him Hal Charlie dodgn bricks fghtn with his audience
He must be good speaker pleasant with tn ladies'
fair boxer an rasser something v liar an he's Raypub
thin qualities he may or may not receive majority at tn pools
an will know whether they voted for him
dnt hand him til office They notify til andydate r vice
prisdint through tn personal columns tn pa-apers: If tn
gnteman with hazel eyes, black white who
nommynaed at tn convnton fr viceprdnt will call
headquarters something advantage
ticket an hops Washnton where gets good
suited his station right above tn kitchen an oveookn
woodward TIL psidn live where he put tn vice
prisidint 60 anywhere where they
parcke TIL constichoochon provides that tn Prisdnt shall
have put up with daky cookn but tn viceprsidin per-
Ivry mornin it is his business call tn
White House inquire afther tn pdnts health Whin told
that tn Psidnt was nive bether ne gives three cheers an de-
parts with heavy heart Th en v tn vceprisidint about tn
prisdns weben very deep On rainy days he calls tn
White House an begs tn psdnt not to go out without his rub
bes He has Mrs VcePsidnt knit him shawl protect his
viceprdnt gets touch fever himself He has tn doctor
til phone durn TIL night Doc, hear tn Prsdnt is onwel
his salary appnn tn postmasther Indianapolis? 1t is
pncpy tn vceprisdint that prisidnts
psdn an TIL prsid6 aher sizin' up til veprisdint
udes that it wd be betther n tn country if he shud live vet
awhile Dye know says tn prsdnt TIL veprisidint vry
you feel tin younger Yeer kind wurruds
sayin ony this mornn how comfortable little fiat
vceprsdn have been anxious fr tn prdnt safety
that they've had to be warned off grounds
aside firm tn arjoos duties iv ookin afther tn pdnt
tn business tn prisidint preside the de-
liberation TIL Sinit Ivy mornin between an twelve
swings hammock tn paachial Sn Chamber sinks off
dteamless sleep He be awakened be Snitor Tman
deberatn If So til vceprisidint firm his hammock an
h Sinitor will come to ordher He won't says tn Sn
tor Oh very wel says tn presidin officer, he won't an
droPs off again is his jooty to Vigorously enforce tn rules
tn ongshoemens union vice-psidnt expected
butt in much 1t wud breach v Snotoryal courtesy r
Inyanny middle a debate undher desk whether
Northern gintlemen gntemany thin nt
men, shuddent wondher if he thried do it taught
his place with leg chair He isn't called upon give
decision All that his grateful counthy demands firm tn
lvated this proud position tn her boot
that he shall keep his opinyohs to hms An he whe
away tn pleasant tn beautiful city Washnton
whn he wakes up he is eyether in tn White House in tn
sthreet I'll say anything agin tn vcepresidincy.
good and richly deserved by ayeher Hnnery
Charles Fairbanks An hivens, so further
it richly desarves ayether v thm"
Has tn candydates accepted tn nommynaon fr prisdint
asked Mr.. Hennessy
No. said Mr. Dooley 9Th comties haven't made up their
minds whether they will tn dmmycra nOmmynaon Ro
senfelt an tn republican nommynaton Parker vcy
1t don't make much diff renee anyway"