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BUSINESS CHANCES.

FOR SALE-Lunch room; central location; well
established trade; price, $500 II sold quickly.
AUSTIN'S BUSINESS EXCHANGE, OBS G ST.
NV feS-St
wANTED-Grocery store, with living rooms
preferred; state cash price Address BOX SOP,
this Office fe29-St
FOR sALE-Last and best ahance: a hrst-class
corner grocery store; guarantee s., 200 per
month; I am single and can't attend. Address
Bon $50. this once. ISzg-St
WANTED-Partner in well established business;
large profits; only few hundred required. Ad
dress BOX 81, this Office fe2S-St
FOR SALE-Completely furnished fourteen-room
house. for rOOmeTs and bOaruers; near 9Th and
G SITS NV; will take $500 cash. Address BOX
SIS, this office. te2S-st
COFFEE AND TEA BUSINESS; 900 weekly
customers; price $1,000; profitable business;
easily conducted; bargain. CAPITAL BUSI-
NESS EXCHANGE, Atlantic Building fe2S-St
FOR SALON account OF death, light manu-
featuring business; it viii stand investigation.
Address BOX SO, this office. fe2S-5t
HAVE A VERY SIMPLE and complete inven-
ton that will supply a public want, and part
neg wanted competent 70 manage or assist in
managing the business, who will furnish funds
not 10 exceed $3.50, only for making demonstra-
ton and securing L. $. patent; he to have
onc-third interest drawings subject 70 inspec
ton by bona hdc investor; references asked.
Address BOX $50. this Office. fe27-St
FOR SALE OR RENT-The Potomac River Pa
wilton, at Colonial Beach. Va, including hceuse
etc. For fall particulars address BOX SOL this
Office. fe27-St
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BIRDS, DOGS. ETC.

FOR SALE-Canaries, breeding cages, parrots.
cats, dogs, fancy poultry, il.cubators. brDoder1
grit, oyster she'll. gOldhshes and aQuariuInG
etc. SCHMID'S PET ANIMAL STORE, 7l2 I2t6
st. NV del6-tf
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FOR SALE-SUBURBAN.

FOR sALE-To colored home seeker, new six
room house, with large lot, on Columbia car
line price Sl,SOO; easy terms. CAMPBELL &
CAAPBELI,, 32l IA ST. NV. fe2s-st
FOR SALE-Houses; $40 aand SIS monthly pay
ments. PIERCE & PIERCE, Vienna, Va
felC-30t
ONE CAR FARE, 6 tickets for 25S, to Rogers
Addition to Mount Rainier; lots &c to Sc per IT, !;
conveyances, recording, and abstract free. J. c.
ROGERS, owner, Fendall Building. fel5-3mo
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FOR RENT-SUBURBAN.

FOR RENT-At North Langdon Station, d. c..
20 acres Of land, with five-roOm house and neces-
sary outbuildings; S25 per month. Inquire Of
J. l.. SHERWOOD, Riggs Market. fe27-7t
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HELP wANTED-MALE & FEMALE

WANTED-Eight frst-class female cooks eight
kitchen girls. eight white vegetable cooks, eight
white chambermaids, ten cleaners, seven pastry
cooks, two frst-class drivers; good wages.
MACS HOTEL AGENCY. 5l2 10th st. NV
fe2o-g-
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Through trains from the South arrive Wash
!ngton GAG A. NJ, $3.50 A. NJ, 9:l5 A. n, 80
IN s.sO p NJ $3.50 2. NJ, and ESQ p NJ
DAIIY IO:l5 A NJ DAILY EXCEPT NON
nay. Local trains from Harrisonhurg, 80
A. NJ, weeks DAYS, and 9;lJ p. NJ. DAILY.
From Charlottesville. SOS A. NJ and $40 r. l.
DAILY.
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ARCHITECTS.

COMPLETE PLANS AND SPECIFICATIONS
houses, fats, stores. 50 to $40 up; pencil
sketches free; highest references. ARCHITECT,
$40 sth ST. NV. fe9O-tf
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LOST.

LOST-Pocketbook, on eth ST., about Z D. M
Saturday Reward if returned 10 owner, 90
Massachusetts ave. NV. fe2S-3t
LOST-Gold lorgnettc. set with diamonds. mi
tials "a. +. $" Liberal reward for return to
Mrs. A. SCIIWARZ, 7Ol ST. sw fe27-st
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Tickets, sleeping car reservations, and detafl-
al Information can be had at ticket Offices, 70a
18Th St, 5ll Pennsylvania ave, and Pennsylva-
mia station. Baggage checked through from ho-
tells and residences
C. H. ACKERT, General Manager.
6 u HARDWICK, Gen Pass Agent .
l. S BROWN. General Agent.
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OCEAN STEAMSHIPS.
AMERICAN LINE.

AMERICAN LINE.
UTH-CHERBOURG-S SOUTHAMPTON.
ST. L...Mar. ;, $3.50 am St. P...Mar. 10, $3.50 am
y Y...Mar. u, $3.50 am ZeeFd. Mar. q, 1880 IN
RED STAR LINE.
NEW RE-ANTWERP-PARTS
FROM NEW YORK SATURDAYS AT 1880 A. ".
Finland. March 5. Kroonland, March 10
Yaderland March y. Iceland March &c.
COMPANY'S WASHINGTON OFFICE. 1906 St
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STORAGE.

WHY PAY MOREi We store for 75c load
UNITED STATES STORAGE CO., 4Is-42O-422
10th 81, NV. fe7-sOt
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FOUND.

QUICK MONEY -BRI MISUNDERSTANDING that ad-
,srtises;" satisfactory; 600 cards. biIIheads.
noteheads, $50. HAYS. SIS L NV. fe26-lOt
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WANTED--ROOMS.

wANTED--ROoMS.
WANTED-By two young men, a suite Of unfur-
nished rooms. with BATH within walking dis
lance Of Treasury Department; fat building
preferred. Address Bon $50, this office. te2I-3t
WANTED ROOMS TO RENT IN ANY PART
Of the city; If you have houses too large for
your igse, With vacant rooms, / can rent them
for you; this Is opportunity for you to in
crease your income.
DUNLOP
Metzerott Building, ITO F st. NV. fels-ti
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wANTED-SUBURBAN.

WANTED Small house. with two or three acres
Of land, must be near city. Address o.. 6S7 A
st Sc. fe2S-3t
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HELP WAETED-FEMALE.

WANTED-G.rl for general homework; f2mil,
Of tuu.. Flat Il, HENRIETTA, 9SS y NV. 1
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HELP WANTED-FEMALE.

kNTED-A colored girl for homework. ass
Isl. nw. feB-5t
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FOR RENT-HoUSES.

FOR RENT-Nice six-room house, Congress
Heights; sl2. Inquire c. A. PETERS. fe24-7t
FOR RENT-Yery attractive two-story bay win
dow brick; six rooms, bath, all modern i'm
prOvements; rent, $3.50; southeast location.
EDWARDS & REEVES Qnc.), Ga 18th st. NV.
fe24-et
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|AHTED-Girl as general servant. 5lo 4th st
I Il
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WANTED-A woman to cook. Call SOC + 81
ne. II
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lunch room, vegetable
tks, chambermaids, waitress, kitchen girls.
tRGEsS HOTEL AGENCY, sos 10th st. 1t
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WANTED-By a married couple and child eight
years old. room and board in Jewish family.
Address BOX 565. this Office. fe2s-3t
NANTED-One large or two small unfinished
rooms. with board, In southeast section, for man
and wife; private family preferred; give par
tiCulars. Address BOX SCI, this Office. fe2s-3t
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FOR RENT -First-foor fiat OF five rooms and
hath 1923 9Th st. ne; rent $40 per month. +.
s. COLLINS, 703 18th ct. NV. fe2s-st
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FOR RENT-UNFURNIsHED ROOMS,

FOR RENT-Second floor front, two unfurnish-
Cd rooms, 50; with bath. 1916 Columbia st.
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fANTED-Young lady cashier; must be good
so<ing; s. week 1905 NV. Room 2. It
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HELP WANTED-MALE.

WANTED-At once; porter and bundle
wrappers; good salaries. 1908 st.
feZy-2t
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SITUATIONS wANTED-FEMALE.

10y irst-class general cook;
references. 1900 9TH St NV fe27-St
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FOR SALE-FARMS.

FOR SALE-Cheap; thirty acres, out 9TH St
road: 81 500; viii trade. Address FARM, this
ct-ce feI7-2St
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wANTED-AGENTS.

WANTED-Agcnts to place branch savings
banks; easy work; good pay. PEOPLES BANK.
$50 81. NV. feI6-tg
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Midvale.
/ Formerly Middle Va1le,


The old year has passed away quietly
and the new year has come.
Xmas week passed with its usual fes-
Invites and gaiety. There was Chris
mas tree at the Salem school house and
fine program rendered The school
house was far too small for the crowd.
After the presents were distributed, a
dance was given in the l. o. o. F. hall.
There was surprise party at Albert
Adamson's last Tuesday night, a large
crowd being present and all enioyed
themselves hughely
James McRoberts has purchased new
gang plow and is preparing TO do some
blowing next spring.
The weather has bsen near zero for
the last ten days, and the roads are bet
ter than they have been before this win
ter, although there is not enough snow
to make good sleighing.
l.. H. Robinson has been hauling grain
TO A. l.. Deaton & Co.
Francis Britain is still working on his
house, and has it almost completed.
W. B. Hopper starts for Moscow Satur-
day.
Prayer meeting every Wednesday
night at the Baptist church.
ID. Il, Couts has been hauling wire and
posts to his ranch this " eek and is get
ting ready to build fence next spring.
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WY SHOOT ENGAGED soRAH.

a Washington dispatch bas the
following regarding the retaining Of
W. e. Bcrah, of Boise, by Senator
Smoot, as one of his counsel, to de-
fend his title to the United States
senate: AS soon as announcement
was made in this city that Hon. w.
+. Borah Of Boise, Ida., had been
selected as an attorney to represent
Senator Reed Smoot of Utah IN de-
Tense OF his title to seat in the
United States Senate, the members
OF that body put into motion the
machinery which every senator DOS
sesses to obtain information concern
ing Mr.. Borah, his standing, his
antecedents, and the reasons for his
selection IN this important case.
All the facts concerning him are now
before the members of the senate and
they understand the situation
thoroughly.
From member of that body it was
ascertalned that Mr.. Borah is a
splendid lawyer, great orator, a
man Of high character, never pet
tifogger, always judicial and excep-
tionally competent as an advocate.
Senator Dubois has said of him
81 am very proud Of Mr.. Borah as a
citizen of my state. He is credit
70 the community and the common
wealth in which he lives. He is my
personal friend and | am his friend
4 cannot say anything about his
retention in this case, however.
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not large; that it was located away
off the main line of the railroad
at the stub end Of an insignificant
branch road. We knew that it was
hard place to get to and even hard
er to get out of. None of these
things seemed to indicate the mighty
metropolis that Boise city claimed to
be but the claim was persistently
spread over the land. The only re-
spectacle train IN and out of the city
was abandoned, but still Boise con-
tinued its metropolitan claims. Tray
cling men began to stop over at a
Nampa hotel and do business in
Boise between nights, but still the
metropolitan story persisted. Finally,
however, the mystery has been ex-
planned. A Pocatello man took up
residence at Boise a few
months ago and while back in the
Gate city the other day he whispered
to US that the reason Boise was such
bowling metropolis was that the
city maintained two telephone sys-
tens, compelling every business
house at least to MAINTAIN two phones
and pay two phone rentals. So far
as he could learn, the metropolitan
airs of the city rested on this fact
alone. 1t is lofty dignity and
since the secret is out none will
dispute it. Pocatello Tribune.
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Mann Greek.

Mann Creek people were complaining
about the mud in our last letter, but old
father zero came along and ordered mud
out and we have solid ground now, bul
sleighing is rather poor
Mrs. Cate was invited over TO Mr.. and
Mrs. Fred Zumalt's the Goth to attend
Inc reception OF newcomer, who ar
rived IN good time and all o, X. His
name Is Iumalt and tips the scales at 8
pounds.' Fred and wife have accepted
MIN as companion through life as a son.
Our Christmas tree at Pearson's hall
was success and there was no big | and
little U there. The devil didn't take
the front seat and give the poor the back
seats, every one was his own usher, and
all found and enjoyed seats and one com
mon blessing with all.
Old Uncle David Richardson is on the
creek visiting old neighbors and friends
while holidays passes by.
Mrs May Gilkerson and dauohter
were visiting Mrs. w. K. Cate Wednes-
day.
The mask ball at Pearson's hall on
CHRISTMAS night was we'll attended and
a Jolly good time was had as usual. for
the boys all had girls for pardners in
stead OF whiskey bottles and they danced
all night and went home with The girls
In the morning
Micheal. Lollie & Hayse Co., are saw
ing up the large log wood piles on their
route with their horse power drag saw.
Our literary is progressing nicely with
good attendance and good programmes
Our next question for debate is: Re.
solved; that the theatrical stage has a
moral tendency.
Mrs, Lem Harris is on the sick list
Or. Sleeves has been in attendance.
Mrs. J. Q. Turnage and son Samuel
returned Wednesday from north Idaho
where they have been visiting relatives
and friends.
Carl Jefferson returned from Long Val |
ley' where ne had to abandon school on
account of diphtheria.
MRS. Nora Norton. of Price Valley. is
visiting her sister, Mrs. G. G. Safer
our school opens again Monday, Jan
It'll, 1904. '' 'an'
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Luz utner senatOrS nave peer
made quite familiar with the history
of Mr.. Borah, one of them having
received telegram which reads as
follows: "Borah is the peerless
political leader and orator who led
Idaho republicans to victory in 1902.
The people elected legislature with
republican majority for the purpose
OF sending Mr.. Borah to the senate.
He was defeated in that aspiration
by the Mormon church, through
whose agency he is now employed. "
1t is known here now that Mr..
Borah was a silver republican leader
in 1896 and 1898, but that he went
back to the republicans in 1900.
His republican leadership in 1902
was so brilliant that his selection for
the senate to succeed Mr.. Heltifeld
was foregone conclusion. When
the legislature met, however, some
OF the old straight republican leaders
objected to sending silver republi-
can to the senate when they had
straight republican majority, and so
there was a wrangle In the legisla-
ture, which resulted in deal where
by the Mormon balance of power was
thrown to Mr.. Hepburn, and he was
elected to the senate in place of Mr..
Borah.
It. is also known in Washington
that when Mr.. Borah was defeated
his brilliant eloquence was let loose
In scathing denunciation of Senator
Hepburn and his Mormon friends
Inc things he said about Senator
Hepburn are still fresh in his memory
and 1t is not believed here that
Senator Hepburn gives very hearty
Endorsement to the selection of Mr.. |
borah as counsel for Senator Smoot.
AT any rate Senator Hepburn has not
said anything Of complimentary
nature concerning Mr.. Borah up to
late.
Men of political discernment and
all senators are men of political dis.
'ernment, see far beyond the surface
u affairs like this and they. realize
he possibility, if not the extreme
probability of more than good re-
amer for Mr.. Borah in this case.
something additional in the way OF
Mormon support or election to the
United States senate 10 succeed
senator Dubois four years hence.
Thus it will be seen that the selec.
Ion OF an attorney for the Mormon
'posile means much more than the
elenl'on OF an ordinary lawyer in an
'fo'nary case, II is another reyela.
ION Of the dissemination Of the
iormon church SO far as possible to
'0lo the balance Of power ID q suf.
'''"' humber Of states 70 enable /
lsn % have the balance Of power
ltlmalely la t.a gs,.t.a 4
80 fnS United States i
enate.
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EslIay kotIee.

o..', y ,lrfnbY given. ihai fhe n.a.,
s,1 tlffiHken w NJ ap eilfay N mr fess
ts'fof ,ffns V,set about elFhi miles north
~ l9 NV N ptcemhff 1915 lhetolfoe,e',,,
4fNrpni animal |o-Wif ~ WV ,'''Nlnf
Y9e Isa nfes }eaF 9lf sieer branded n
ssl .G, . .. W. 'ph'y sSi'sSsP .Es,ap No.
pli KY . es a. e,l,elg paey asy, ihe sDme
0s''f V'ii' lssls ,sp \, la,
Fafsh n sa6s' ffH ~" faf~Ipp
fS'''T 80
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Estray Notice.
Estray Notice.

Notice is hereby given. To all whom !.
concern; That have taken up as estrav s ~
NJ Iced yard on the George CLARK ranch nea :
Meau9ws, Washington county, Idaho. on the 9th
animal, to-wit: o"ins uescrioeo
o Wne small grey horse weight about ESQ
Pou ,1t mas the appearance and looks as II he
Dated, Meadows r & H T5a led' p Stine; :.
1908 iuanV' december 10,
Filed, December 81, 1903 Tetap',,,
FRANK E. SMITH. up
County Auditor, GAG
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1904-01-06

MAPPED FAITHFUL PERSON no
rTfsi ivf well established house in a feu
counties calling on retail merchants and
akenis' Local territory, salary s2o ND
PEI week With expenses addltlonal I'M
payable ~ Cash each week Mooey H.,
"a pepses advanced. Position nermane,n,,
business successful and rushing san
aAfp House 3a0 Dearborn N 'frhicseo
92-e6 'rT'
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1904-01-06

INC secret 10 out al last For
weary months pasl people IN this
s |, ~ 1he state have been Won.
7''ne phe' a Mas thai made Base
e''' Hpep ep ell.nred enormous me
gqpQ''s " general Nay pe AZ
'e'F N'e' p0l'sY pqpplstlap ues
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EstraY Notice.

,e 0aine 10 my place at Eaton Station six miles
18th December 1903: ''' ioano' on
,o ohe pony bay mare, brand invisible. star ON
Ief, hs wnlte spot on nose white on inside Of
I'm ulne hundred Had saddle on with bride ON
tne morn OF saddle, one canvas coat strained 10
Dated at Weiser, Idaho this 18th dav =, NJ.
Sl-4i JOHN OBERe
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1904-01-06

n Moki Tea positively Cures Sick
headache, Indigestion and Constipa-
ton. A delightful herb drink. Re-
moves all eruptions of the skin nro-
auclng a perfect complexion or mon
ey refunded. 25c. and soc.
WALKER & SoMMERcAslp
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Estray Notice.

have Notee is hereby given that l, the undersigned
west OF Weiser, Washington county a'iiie .s
animal to-wit: O"'ne uebcrlDed
nfteen or sixteen years old brandea 80 ABOUT
sn ss,. mas spawn on right hind w leo and
A., rev wnlte hairs IN forehead, and " s anu
December 5th 1909 ''' ST. =, ia o,
rile % December 9Th, 1908 FRANZ b , Sr,r,
Auditor
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1904-01-06
Estray Notice.

si,,'sS = hereby given, that T. the nna.,-
.ryessnd spring Valley, about rs rp1lss a srss
~, n oss. ~ hashlngtoh county Idaho H.
'' o,,a ,nt described animal. to-witt 49, NY
vpt yellow horse weight about - ,aoo,,..
shoulder T~""N' on right
4 ne SANE came 70 NY place
be soldi y ~ y, snq y not claimed IyoV1er Viii
ua ysfs y beissf Idaho this bth day Of Jan.
lt...tt Fs.."trff "iN laVi uaLAs a..
Isdiiose r''Hi o.. by Harriet smih
"N Dep.
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. Notice to Creditors.

Estate of Grant Green, deceased:
=, Notice is hereby given by the undersigned O.
N. harvey, administrator Of the estate OF Grant
oreen, deceased, to the creditors or and ali per
sons having claims against the said deceased to
sAniDit them with the necessary vouchers with
IN -FOUR months after the first publication of this
notice TO the said administrators at his office in
ington. ll' VI ""sh-
DATED December 11th 1908
= y, HARVEY, Administrator of the estate OF
Grant Green, deceased. n S7"w VI
The Weiser signal. [volume] (Weiser, Idaho) 1890-1904, 1904-01-06

Lowney's candies fresh at Church.
ills. o .s
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We're not superstitlous. but we
oelieye In signs. Edwards & sber-
man. 49,
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Estray Notice.

sig nostee - hereby given that we. the under
about twelve miles north Of Wessss ~ our ranch
srss 4. nlngtor county, Idaho, on This he
~. CAV Of November. A. b 1903 H. foIo,. .''s
osstrlbeo animal. to-wit: wv ''ho~ing
one red and white spotted heifs, 49,. q
ysAfs OLD, branded thus 1uuuruson :, ho'ut
VITA crop and split in ia t'kni SIDE
unaef-bif In left ear. 'kn' ear and
dated a. WeiseT. Idaho tbfs ma a..
OF December. A. D. 1908 '''' i"'n aay
LEnoy !. s.o,, SHANNON Bios
Filed Dee ION iaoa Takers up.
3O-u 49, '''' fntAk II. SNITH
County Auditor
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Sour
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No appetite. loss Of strength,
nervousness, headache. constipation.
bad breath. general debility. sour rIs-
ings, and casarrh Of the stomach are
All due to indigestion. Kodol cures
indigestion. This new discovery repre-
senis the natural juices Of digestion
a. they exist in healthy stomach,
combined with the greatest known tonic
and reoonsiructive properties. Kodol
Dyspepsia Cure does not only cure In
digestion and dyspepsia, but this famous
remedy cures all stomach troubles by
Cleansing purifying, sveetening and
strengthening the mucous membranes
HING the stomach.
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Copyright. " II Britain H--.-v-t
The St. Louis Republic., 1904-09-11
DIlL yn's cow AD.

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right vsy There's nothing 1o4 SA
when
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.
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broken bank Dat
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Who
Sign n Absent Minded
On Labor D.y1T Thought It wasa . holday
svning"cincinnau
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every,
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Thta 10 Awful.


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a. TIE pretty waitress. - Cincinnati Ea-
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hn,.. ~, g.. s., -.,., ,-a..
mar, ,o nu,-,,..,, --c,,c,,,.v r.r,,,,.,
- IL fhiseV
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YoCND IT N ONCE.

Mrs. N-vIIwed: whats the difference
between you and . fye-pound note.
dearie:''
Mr.. Sewli~ei: I'm give Il up
Mrs. Nepliwed: That's right. darling.
hand Il over. want to pay for my new
hat"-Hsis- Holiday.
The St. Louis Republic., 1904-09-11

"Yo0 aid you vere going 70 sec that !
Vas we'll taken care Of"
'Dsd II rs1oined Senator Sorghum
"Yea. sir. And now want 70 know
vnsehss you ars going TO keep your prom.
iso'
NY 1sas sfs. shas rs ses . promise
hat vas . prophecy
1sre.sai Isa.isssss.
"Hss. thanks TO my fathers generosity.
ride IN one OF the finest automobiles on
The boulevard"
Made you q present Of n. did her
'oh. no: bought Il myself. but hs
keeps tt fn repair for mA."-Chicaso III
bunA
AosO wondfous than Aladdin's slavN
Who searched ths mysteries Of the earth.
And ali its fsirsst treasures gave
To natify his bsyisA mirth-
A. 0ubtis ~ the rlinboVs elsaA
Yst mighty - an sarthQuakes throsI
Strange as the wizards fondsst dream.
Most generous friend. most wicked foe
man w01iuo USihBs you - MI ~
And bends your service TO hie vi
Each night you blaze aeross the stFeSe
To advertise . patent pliL
-Washingtoa 0las.
Greens a. JOW1.
De havs he rustic on De fail. e-Ssttin'
good and fat,
An side meat hit an mighty fns. svins
tell yuh da.
An crsckiins dey Do stun tub sat ven
dey git good an col.
But oon' wan no oddeh meat 'cev Dat
ah green's an Sowl;
NO SAIL 'Cep' dat sk greens an jovi
Don't need no bacon meat On mine-des
gimme greens an 1owi.
San Antonio Hxprv0
The Coarse Critic.
"scripps says he always does his best
writing on an empty stomach''
Hin" answered the coarse critic TT
reads more Ike an empty head.'-wash-
ington Star.
The St. Louis Republic., 1904-09-11

same cook"
Mrs.. Crbarits: Yes Indeed. We have
been With her nearly six months now
Chicago Daily News.
The St. Louis Republic., 1904-09-11

Hneonsfstent.
The summer gil Is willing Qu1eA
Proposals to e1tort.
Tet she wants no man WIZ long
And Vii! not have him short
-ChicaHo NsXA