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The Press., 1904-08-24

Graphter-I've got my hooks out for
a swell political office. big salary and
all that. Jenkins-Do you think you
can fill 1t? Graphter-Never thought
Of that. What's worrying me is wheth-
err I'll be able to get it.-Philadelphia
Ledger.
The Press., 1904-08-24

A grievous wall oftimes comes rs a
result of unbearable pain from over
taxed organs. Dizziness, Backache, Lv-
or complaint and Constipation. But
thanks to DIR. Kings New Life Pills they
put an end TO it all. They are gentle
but thorough. Try them. Only CSC.
Guaranteed by A. G. Eaton's Drug Store.
The Press., 1904-08-24

The Inconvenience oI Illness.
Patient-I can't afford to be sick.
Specialists your business so profita-
BILE? Patient-No: yours Is.-Judge.
The Press., 1904-08-24

Little Dot-FoIks say there Is people
on the planet Mars. Little Dick
There isn't. Little Dot-why isn't
there? Little Dick (triumphantIyD-
How could they get up there?
The Press., 1904-08-24

Mrs. Newpop-Why don't you stop
whipping the child? You make 1t hol-
Ter. MIR. Newpop-Pm licking IL to
make it stop observation-disclosures Jour
nal
The Press., 1904-08-24
COn5uGaI Amenities.

She-I was fool when I married
you. He-Aren't you fool still? She
mo, l am not. He-Then you should
be thankful to me for reforming you.-
London Tit-Bits.
The Press., 1904-08-24

enough to occupy the attention of Wis
itors for many days. Nothing to com
pare with them was ever attempted be-
fore. They are the climax of several
decades of educational work which is
placing farming on high plane and
Is making scientific agriculture pleas
ing reality. ..
The conspicuous role played by agri
culture at the Worlds Fair should
bring untold benefits and wealth to
the farming community of the world
and impress all farmers with the i'm.
portance and dignity Of their calling.
Passing through these colossal build
ings. studying the attractive exhibits
and fascinated with the bewildering
encyclopedia of rural life which is
spread out before his eyes. the Worlds
Fair visitor is impressed with the i'm
portant part the farmer plays in the
great world of industry. and every
farmer who views these interesting ex.
hibits is given a new pride In his vo-
cation If filled with inspiration and i'm
pressed with new ideas In harmony
with the progressive strides that farm
years. The visit will give an insight
into up to date farming on the most
approved plan and will bring new
hopes and blessings to the farm.
How properly to rotate crops. how to
get the best results from fertilizing and
irrigation. how to protect crops and
fruit from the ravages of insects-all
these and many more things of vital
interest to farmers and fruit growers
are taught at the Worlds Fair.
OMe Exception.
It used to be told of General Logan,
who was a member of congress at the
breaking out of the war. that when
he saw there was really going to be
fight he seized a musket, slipped out
Of Washington and walked all the way
to Bull Run, where he arrived just in
time to have hand in the fray.
He wore a dress coat, but he stood
his ground as long as any one. The
rout was complete, and the next morn
ing. good deal out of breath, he was
back at the capitol, telling some of his
fellow congressman what he had seen.
who gave you this account of the
hght7" asked a member from northern
New York as he Joined the group.
"Why, was there myself" said Lo-
gan. tx.
The New Yorker was mystified. Ap-
parently he had not heard the news.
"You were there! he exclaimed.
Are the cars runningY'
mo-" said Logan; "the cars amt.
running, but every other thing in the
state Of Virginia is, as near as 1 could
make OUT
The Press., 1904-08-24
Cause For sorrnw.

Brown-CrOker's down with brain fe-
yer. The doctor says If he RECEIVERS his
mind will be blank. Green-Pm sor-
~ to hear that. He owes me $40.
The Press., 1904-08-24

Foley's Kidney Cure is medicine free
from poisons and will cure any case Of
kidney disease that Is not beyond the
reach of medicine. Sold by e. K. Taft.
The Press., 1904-08-24

Y.-Do you tl.:nk Ike ever lies about
the fish he ches?-C.-No, don't,
but think he lies about the fish he
doesn't catch.-Stray Stories.
The Press., 1904-08-24

Foley's Kidney Cure will cure all
diseases arising from disordered kidneys
or bladder. Sold by e. K. Taft
The Press., 1904-08-24
Quick Relief for Asth,

Quick Relief for Asthma Sufferers.
Foley's Honey and Tar affords imme-
diare relief to asthma sufferers in the
worst stages, and II taken In time will
effect cure. Sold by Z. K. Taft.
The Press., 1904-08-24
FOLEY's KIDNEY CUR

FOLEY's KIDNEY CURE
VIII cure Bright's Disease.
VIII cure Diabetes.
Will cure Stone In Bladder.
Will cure Kidney and Bladder Diseases.
Sold bv T.. x, Taft.
The Press., 1904-08-24

When woman becomes fiurried she
feels for a fan. When a man becomes
@urried he feels for cigar.
The Press., 1904-08-24

Many persons In this community are
suffering from kidney complaint who
could avoid fatal results by using FOley's
Kidney Cure. Sold by e. K. Taft.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-09-24

~ wlckham' In New York Il Is a
lively musicol absurdlty written by
Edward e.. Rice, and Clark has the u
do role
The Grand patrons win be put on
three nights being occupied me
attraction from Monday 90 Wed
nesday with the usual Wednes-
DAY matinee win be the cons
victs Dauvhter' u thriluns intlo'
drama introducing the sensational e.
cane OF a convict who leaps from the
prigop walls 20 a freight train going az
fuil (stngo) speed. a liberal amount OF
comedy rs lntenpersed and we are
promised that the company VIII DC up
10 the travelling average.
The next attraction $50 the HIana We
ter that win be Arizona when Gomez
during conference week.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-09-24

Adams Little Minister) is dismissed
thus, "Mr Henry Ainley has not the
experience, the requisite command OF
technique "a grapple with the dthcul-
ties Of so unpleasant character as
LanCelot"
Spring REVEALS OF Old plays Win ale
star casts promises to be one Of the
fads from now on. Last year New
York had "'rha Two orphans and az.
ter the present season IL is likely that
grho Bankers Daughter VIII be re-
suscltatod with Il big cast The nro.
jectors are Klaw q Erlanger aud
among other strong names suggested are
those of Nat Goodwin, VIM. II Crane,
and Mrs. LeMoyne Nat Goodwin in
the role Of George Washington Phipps
would alone be worth a good many
prices Of admission.
Harry Corson Clarke after expert
menting with stock companea al over
Texas. has gone into musical extTava-
ganza and is now playing IN MI WiN
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-09-24

IS said. are an supposed 10 occur on
board ship,
New York has seen a double resur-
rection this week Nellie McHenry In
the old play OF M lss
II Is reported that the Sells Brothers
circus WIN be sold at the end OF the
season, owing TO the il'health Of Peter
Sells
Three Of Henry ". sayage's COM
panies. the English Grand opera cont
pany, "The County Chairman, and the
"sultan OF Suu. VIII come TO the Pa
clnc coast this season.
Milton Mobiles the old time author
OF "The Phoenix and other plays has
taken to vaudeville with his wife.
Dolly Mobiles Tie has written an orig
ina one act comedy In the Days Of
49,
Ada Rehan will return Ia New York
IN October and win begin her season
IN New Haven. The plays announced
are "The School for Scandal" 1The
Country Girl" and THE Tanning Of the
shrew,"
"Frou Frou.' one OF the best known
melodramas in the dramatic library,
viii be given a revival at the one Hun
dred and Twenty-ffth Street theatef,
Now York, next week Miss Jessie lett
VIII assume the chief role,
oliver Doud Byron, he OF g years
ago, and Across the Continent" fame.
will be q member Of his sister-in law,
Ada Rehans company this season.
His son. Arthur Byron. has just been
engaged as leading man To Maude
Adams.
Richard Harding Davis has not seen
"Ranson's Folly" played since the
opening of its run IN New York. as he
had to start almost Immediately for
Japan 10 carry on his duties as war
correspondent throughout the war with
Russia.
Mr.. and Mrs Kendall seem 10 ex.
perlence az much difficulty "a other
stars IN their search FOR new plays.
Their present repertory consists OF "a
Scrap Of Paper" THE Elder Miss Bios
SOM Dick Hope and "stlll Waters
Run Deep"
Madge Carr Cooke, who played the e.
tle role, made an ideal Mrs Wigs.
Hers was a case OF fine art superior
70 great acting She was the optlmist
as the book made her, and when we
| -fn.. o,,r a.saa fa fi,a eou,aHy citua ffona
we see IN her a fine character actress, -
Dramatic News.
Eleanor Robson and Ada Dryer Will
probably occupy the pretty little house
OF Miss Constance Fletcher, the author,
during their stay IN London II Is To-
Gated IN Kenslngton charming,
quaint little place, Mrs Patrick Camp
bells home is In the neighborhood. r.
Chronicle.
John Drews new play, BY Captain
Marshall THE Duke Of Killlecrankie. 81
has made a brilliant hit IN New York
John Drew has quite restored his old
prestige; everybody m the piece Is com
! pllmentcd. and Margaret Dale has
awakened the critics TO a realization
that she can act. which San Francisco
recognized few years oeo
!
Miss Nance O'Neii received n reQust
on Friday last from the worlds fair a.
rectorate AZ 81. Louis. asking her "a
| participate IN series of reylvals Of
| Greek tragedies 70 30 presented IN the
Hall OF Arts, on the exposition geround'
In October Miss ONelrs duties here
In connection with her own company
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-09-24

N. G.. Goodwin sailed from England
Sept Z. and viii begin rehearsals Of ms
new comedy THE Usurper by J. NJ
Morris, at once He WI open his sea-
son at Powers theater Chicago Mon
day oct. 3. His New York engagement
will be played nt the Rnlckerbocker
theater. beginning Nov 2S After his
New York run he viii tour the prlnci-
pal cities, playing the Paclhc coast
late In the spring ending Ms season
the latter part OF June, His entire COM
pany has been engaged and will present
roster OF very strong names, VII
liam III. Post has been re-engaged as
his stage manager. Mr.. Goodwin is
very enthusiastic over his new pay
/ The scenes are laid partly In Amq 'ica
and partly in England Maxine Ell OFT
his wife, after reading the manusc lpt,
wrote him that had this piece fallen
into their hands a year earlier she
would not have yentured on her indie
| pendent starring tour, as there are coles
in II exactly fitting each Of them. The
difficulty Of securing plays with parts
| OF equal Importance was what caused
their professional separation.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-09-24

Observation-Disclosures s5S%s||l'1|'1N
to his sons Frank aud Alfred $4,000
to bis sister, Mary Heath, G50O TO ms
sister Emily Fentgloff $500 and his
manuscripts and books 90 the Rev.
Frank Heath. $500 to his nephew,
Charles Barrett, $500 each to his
nioces Caroline, Kathleen, and Monicai
$500 10 his father, George Barrett
g2OO to Miss ID, Bernstein; e2OO TO ms
valet Walter Mitchell, elOO TO Alfred
stevens, and Gl0O Tor distribution
among persons who have served him
The residue OF HIS property ne leaves
to his daughter and to his sister MIS-
Heath
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-09-24

other theotcr m New York who,
time runs out az this eHtablIyhmen, Ni
MI Conreid Ia advertising for sea.
tlomen supers' for his season a, wv M.
Metropolitan Opera Ilonse. Ia doe,n.
seem likely, however that MANY N, NV
leading members OF the -Four iIunasn,
viii respond TO the invitation Ia cav ny
spears and M In the pictures for ~
delectation OF friends ana relatives to
the boxes. The advertisement leot,
more like the device Of a circus ma,
agent thon the serious proposition 4.
an improsarIo.
LEANDER RiCHARDsON
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-09-24

IN have set all London talking the
critic Of Inc Topical Times says
"The evening was a triumph FOR MISS
Robson. She llmnod The trusuulness
the pathetic grateful acceptance or N.Y.
lot. Inc lovlngness and the goodness OF
the character with admirable fidelity
Hor shrinking gesture, her tlmidlty
her gentle tones, her low volce--too low
sometimes 20 reach the remoter parts
OF by no means small house-all come
bIned 70 make up Performance whose
freshness. delicacy, and charm were M
describably grateful And, on me
whole. Nh 2angwlll was equally wen
served by the other performers az
though he had not given them any
great opportunity for distinction. Con-
splcuously morltorlous was the Mrs'
Leadbattor Of Miss Ada Dwyer Where
aid she spot this genuine type OF the
London landady whom-saye 40 TO ac-
cent-she has 80 faithfully repro
duced2'
II Ia somewhat surprising TO note
that the first mention FOR the men Is
given Mr. DuMaurier and that the
! leading man. Mr. Henry Alnlcy tMaude
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-09-24

new story about j NJ Barrie *
being told When the leading man IN a
certain theatrical company WIS Obliged
through illness 10 give up, FOR a night
OF two, the part be was playing IN one
Of the successful comedies OF the sea-
son. hla understudy was go delighted
at hia opportunity 10 distinguish him
self. and 40 sure that HIS friends would
want 10 witness his triumph that he
telcgraphed to authors and managers
all over London, saying, II shall play
AS part tonight No one took any mo-
lice OF the dispatch save Mr. Barrie,
who tolegraphed back Thanks for
the warning
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-09-24

cling with the Warfed company max
Ink minor changes here and there WIN
the view Of bringing even the vmallest
details OF the performance TO the finest
poslsble point OF perfection. All re.
norts concerning 1.-THE Music Master
are 10 the effect that Il Is a strong and
striking play. admirably performed
John prews present engagement at
the Empire theater ~ THE DUKE or
Rnllcrankic,' Is by all odds the most
successful IN the career Of this player
The Empire has been packed To its W.
most capacity mo every performance,
and It " among the possibilities mat
Mr. Drew may be transferred 20 an
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-09-24

Robert Edeson IL soon TO be present
ed by his manager Henry b. Harris. ia
new play OF American lie as yet
unnamed In which he will originate
the role OF a college-hred Indian Two
years ago Mr. Harris commissioned
William G.. be Mile 20 construct a
play with an Indian as the central
figure, and the result Is f0ur-act
comedy, with It's scenes laid SO Colum'
bia university. Mr. Blossoms fourth
season as a star begins at the Colonial
theater In Boston on Sept 49, He VIII
continue TO present "Ransons Folly
until Jan. I when he returns 10 New
York to prepare Cor the production OF
the De Mile play, which IN scheduled
for Jan 30, at the Hudson thcater
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-09-24

Lillian Russell has returned 20 her
home from Saratoga, and rs said TO be-
full Of enthusiasm regarding LADY
Tenzle," the opera made TO order for
her use from sherldans "school for
Scandal" Four managers are said to
be bidding for the privilege OF directing
her affairs, but thus FAR Miss Russell
has refused TO consider any offers, and
Is obstlnately resting
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-09-24
THEATRE GOSSIP.

Mrs. f,angtry has written a comedy IN
three acts. which she expects to present
In London before long Ihe soeneS' u
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-09-24

John w Ransome, the leading come
dian Of Henry w, sayages ePrlnce OF
pilsen' company now playing IN Lon.
don, declares HE little son X the orig
inator OF the following story which
Is now going the rounds OF the news
papers A little boy was overheard
talking 10 his pet rabbit Glow much
Is seven times Feyen?' on course, there
was no anHwer from the rabbit How
much Is four times FOUR Stlll there
was no response. Nov, ] will Rivo
you an easy one. How much Is two
times two?' stll the rabbit refused to
respond. We'll" said the little boy,
u knew father was nbbing when he
said rabbits are the greatest multi
pliers IN the world
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-09-24

The win dated June 81 1902 With a
codlcil (nf July u.s. l9O4). Of Mr.. VIII
son Barrett, the actor who died on Ju-
~ %, WAS proved on AUG. "a by the Rev.
Frank Heath, the brothtr-in-law, the
value Of the estate being c3O,S62 Tho
testator gives el0OO each 10 the Ac-
tors Benevolent fund and the Actors
Orphan fund el0OO0, IN trust. for his
daughter Edith Dorothea GlOoO each
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-09-24

preclude the Possibility Of her accent.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-09-24

The newest Kelcey-shannon play
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-09-24

payld Warneld comes 10 town ncxt
Monday night with 1.-THE Music Mas
tori which Is down for a run at the
peiasco lasting until tho opening OF
Mrs. Carriers engagement around tne
HOLIDAYS. Ever since the first night "on
the road" David Belasco has been 'raV-
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-09-24

Miss Nance O'Neil received n reQust
on Friday last from the worlds fair d.
rectorate AZ ST. Louis asking her "a
participate IN series Of reylvals of
Greek tragedies 20 30 presented IN the
Hall OF Arts, on the exposition gerounds
In October Miss O'Nel's duties here
IN connection with her own company
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1904-09-24

John Drew's new play, BY Captain
Marshall. THE Duke Of Riliecrankie. ="
has made a brilliant hit In New York
John Drew has quite restored his old
prestige; everybody m the piece Is COM
pllmented. and Margaret Dale has
awakened the critics TO a realization
that she can act which San Francisco
recognized . few years ngo
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1904-12-10

Much can be done hy the govern.
mont in labor matters merely by Civ
ing publicity Go certain conditions.
The bureau 0f labor has done excel
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1904-12-10

Affects the great mass Of the people
az the United states and IA national
and not local IN its application u
involves multitude Of transactions
among the people OF the different
states and between American compan.
los and foreign government. | urge
that the congress carefully consider
whether the power Of the bureau N
corporations can not constliutionally
De extended 10 cover Interstate
transactions IN insurance
Arizona republican., 1904-06-03

him. afterward taking a seat at the table facing him. "Is there anything else you wish?' she inquired politely "I wish,' said the old bachelor with a smirk and a bow, "that I might never sit down at a table without seeing your charming face opposite me. ," "Oh, my" said the spinster, do you mean it?" Mean it! Mean it." said the bachelor, "how can you think me guilty of trifing?"
 The next day the spinster told her friends that she had accepted the bachelor. The bachelor vowed by all the gods that he was but bandying words with a woman who seemed a bit hirtatious. Then the ancient maiden melted into tears and told how her heart was being lacerated. And there upon the bachelor surrendered and the pair were married. Furthermore the Journal tells us, they lived happily forever more.
Arizona republican., 1904-06-03
BABEL or RACES, TONGUES AND
 iGIOMC

The Russian population is perhaps the most mixed Of all nations, and is made up in large measure of conquered peo- ples who still remember their overthrow with bitterness. Probably not far from one-third of the whole-from forty to fifty milliCns-are true Musc0vi.es.
 Around the central Rfuscov;tes are grouped Lapps, Films, Germans, Lith- uanians, Poles Little Russians. Ru h. enians, Greeks, Georgians and Tavtus, with Jews ard Cypsies scattered through the south and west. These are all in European Russia, and this is nothing to the medley fin Asiatic Rus sia, where there is an almost endless variety of races. Each oi the races mentioned speaks different tongue and there are at least six different re- ligicns among them, without counting sectaries, such as the Doukho5o.s.
 Bitter political hatred of Russia burns fiercely among the Films, Poles and Armenians; while symptoms of ac- tive revolt are reported among the Georgians and Turcomans along the Asiatic frontier.-BCoklovcr Nigga zine.
Arizona republican., 1904-06-03
The Bryan Platform.

So. after all. MT. Bryan is not the
 uafaltcring advocate of a reafiirma-
 ton of the cherished democratic plat forms of lS9s and 1900. He has seen a light and is willing that the cOnven- ton this year shall edge forward a little toward new ground. He has de- serted Sixteen to One, Only from his own hands could the proof be accepted that he had proved untrue to the in spired principles set forth as the democratic doctrine. in 1896.
 We. the democrats of the state of Nebraska. in convention assembled. reafirm our faith in democratic prin- cipIes as those principles were set forth in the last national platform of the party, adopted at Kansas City in 1900"
 Why, Grover Cleveland would con sent to be nominated on that kind of a platform. What becomes of Sixteen to One. Free Riot. Down With the Su- preme Court, and all the other heavy timbers of the Chicago platform?
 The platform adopted at Omaha Wednesday was undoubtedly a Bryan production. Mir. Bryan had complete control of the convention. and only his trusted friends were named as dele gates to SL Louis. The platform was fashioned exactly as he wished it. And yet. as printed in our dispatches yes tcrday. it is as full of glittering gen eraIities as anything that David E. Hill ever turned out of his political work shop as a trap wherewith to catch un- wary democrats. For a long time MT. Bryan has been going up and down in the country, proolaiuing that he would never agree to the burial of the re- mains cf 1896; they must be embalmed and carried at the head of the demo- cratic procession in all it's future wan Gcrings through the wilderness of des- l pair. But, it seems, while repeating his vows that he never would consent, 1 be has consented.
 4 rolling stone gathers no mess, but e. travelling politician. suffering fre~ quent belts over the head from his fellow democrats, gathers wisdom. . And as a Iast-hour proposition, Mir. Bryan evidently believes that it is bet 1. ter to occupy a rear seat in the band . wagon than to be cast out as the . for his party's sins.