The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1904-01-15
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SAYS Uncle Mark Dear fellow Buckeyes,
Aly election Was nct great surprise
and / give you my word
That unless m deferred
d yet make Uncle sam subsidize.'
First Assistant Postmaster General
Wynne testified that he does not know
the difference between a Croft fastener
and a locomotive, but he can find cut
By standing on the track.
If those far east war correspondents
succeed in proving the United States
is party to that Oriental squabbIe
there VIII be much Joy in the White
House.
Mr.. HOYemeyer Of the sugar trust
says that the directors VIII continue TO
conform to the rule net to give indi-
vidual shareholders any special IN
formation concerning the business, SO
il can readily be seen that che public
has fat show 10 find out what IS being
done to it.
The great objection to the plan Of the
stockmen 10 form A packing company
among themselves is thaa after seeing
what good thing the packing business
is the incOrpOratOrs viii soon quit the
stookraising business and c0nfine all
their operations 10 packing, which will
leave the situation about as 1t was be-
fore.
The fact that Patti and her associates
invested in a Utah mining company be
fore leaving Salt Lake makes every
one regret that 5000 concert less.
Some OF the money stays at home.
The public viii suspend Judgment in
the case Of the man who stole the big
drum from the Salvation Army.
The fact that a couple Of men were
struck by lightning while working 500
feet underground in a Utah mine is
hkeiy TO lead many prominent poll
tieisns 10 take up mining.
IF, as Admiral Coghlan reports, the
Indians have declared in favor of Co
lombia. there may be trouble after all.
because Indians have been known to
put up good fight.
Mark Hanna says he does not believe
his victory in Ohio was a personal
matter" a bit of humility that is as
amusing as it is unexpected.
We gather from the speech Of ]. J.
Hill that the burning question with
him Is not to further the interests Of
certain northern railroads, but to en-
rich the poor farmers.
The administration, at can be stated
by authority" win not pay Colombia a
dollar, but believes Colombia is entitled
to something, and favors lending Pana-
ma the coin to settle the obligation, a
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mend itself to all who admire a direct
way of doing business.
It Is hard to believe those sailors who
fought duel to the death in san Fran
cisco harbor were really Frenchmen,
as stated.
The Emperor Speaks.
Says the Korean ruler: Dear Army.
Fire not. though great your alarm be;
For / 'hink likes not
II you fire a shot
These cussed invaders will harm mev'
From Germany comes the unexpected
announcement that there is a prospect
OF war in the far east, which proves
the recent story that the Kaiser has
recovered the use Of his voice was no
fake.
If Major Sam King proves the last
legislature was representative we will
have to admit that the people Of Utah
generally favor Smoot fer senator.
If, as intimated by counsel fer the
defense, the Georgetown. Col, dyna-
hitting was done 70 injure the union,
there is reason TO believe IL accom-
plished its purpose.