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, 1904-02-09

governor this fall he could not hold
also the office OF secretary of state.
"Second-Under provisions of sec
ton so of the revised statutes the per-
Sol elected governor this fall must
qualify and enter upon his duties I'M
after the canvassing board
has declared him elected. There is
nc waiting until January.
"Third-Mr. Chatterton has made a
perfectly fair and straightforward
statement regarding the matter: If |
am nominated the convention is to
designate a a whom in the event
OF my election ! am to appoint secre
tary of state. Immediately on my
election | would resign as secretary OF
state, qualify as governor, and ap
point the man designated as aforesaid
as secretary of state The change
can be made in five minutes.
An aspirant for governor, and hi
friends for him should base his can
didacy upon merit. ability and expert
ence in managing public affairs, an,
not upon misrepresentation of anotl
er's position. Be honest, gentlemen
and let the people choose, II bas
that choice upon knowledge of tn
candidates fitness"
, 1904-02-09

wherewith | shall dr n my salary and
dave a high old time
The governor said: Nay. Ye know
not what ye ask. Thou knowest that
1t is written in the law, except we be
a citizen of that country where we
dwell. ye shall in no wise catch on"
and the Gentiles that TODD about
did wink each man unto his fellow,
and the wink with which he wunk
waxed great. and they said unto Eli,
the governor: Behold. thou art the
boss, for thou hast even the requisite
spinal column for this thy people,"
And they gave MN a great feast
ard a gold-headed cane.
Now, George, whose was
| Cannon, was very wroth, and behold
ne was red hot, for he was cast out
OF the councils of the people, and he
could not be the high muck-a-muck OF
his people, neither could he draw his
mileage which he had drawn afore-
time.
And he went into his harem. II he
called a mass meeting OF his wives
and ~concubines, and they murmured
one to another, and they cried aloud
against Eli, the governor, and said
among themselves: we will rise up
even as one man, n we will Stay
the governor. We will send him across
the divide. We will rise up in our
wrath. and. behold. We will lay him
cut colder than a mackerel.'
And Eli, the governor, wot not that
il was so. neither did he care a con
~tlnental.
And he abode long in the land, and
was solid with the people, and like,
wise with the administration.-Bil
Nye.
, 1904-02-09

lay for ncurs. the storm lashing and
breaking over her. from stem to stern
and .ier whole length hidden in a
storm Of spray.
This was the strategy of a sailor in
the face of an invincible foe, and
when the seas exhausted their fury
the gallant officer set his engines go.
ing and brought his proud ship Veto,
riously into port.
1t was a contest between man and
the untamable elements in nature: a
contest between a book. a compass
and a few mechanical appliances, on
one side, and a great angry, merciless
storm tossed body of water. on the
other. and the human devices won.
Verify, God has given man domin
ion over earth and water"
, 1904-02-09
one-Way colonist Excursions.

SSiSi''cN SNSS
Commencing March LIST and contin-
uing daily to and including April 30,
one-way second-class colonist excur-
sion rates will be in effect from Lara
ME, Wyoming, as follows:
To Butte, Anaconda and Helena,
Mont. .$lu.Vu
To Spokane. Wash. including in
~termediate o. r. & N. branch
lines 22.50
To all points on Great .Sorthern
railway. Spokane to Wenat-
atchee, Inclusive, via Hunting
ton and Spokane. $3.50
To all points on Great Northern
railway, west of Wenatchee.
via Huntington and Spokane. $500
To Portland, Ore, and Tacoma
and Seattle, Wash, via Port
land $500
To Southern Pacific main line
and branch line points. Port
land to Ashland, inclusive, via
Portland . 25.OC
To nearly all California points. $500
For further information as to stop
over privileges, ETC., apply to
E. R. BREISCH.
Agent U. P. R. R. Co., Laramie, Wyo.
, 1904-02-09
DON'T SMOKE THE CIGARETTE.

Now, all ye little kids
Who smoke cigarettes and chew,
Read this very carefully.
For it is meant for you.
Take advice in time,
Or you surely will regret;
You'll rue the day and hour
You smoked the cigarette.
The kid who smokes the cigarette
All duty he will shirk;
He is as cranky as a bear
And as sulky as a Turk.
Whenever he gets a nickel
He will blow it in, you bet,
And the first thing he will do
Is to roll a cigarette.
The kid who smokes the cigarette,
And thinks he's having fun,
| You never see him decent,
And he's always on the bun.
He is vain and se~lf-conceited;
He thinks he's smart-and yet
All that he car possibly do
Is smoke the cigarette.
So quit the cigarette,
If you want to be a man;
| Be obedient to your parents
And help them all you can.
| Do not cause them trouble.
70 worry or to fret;
Then your parents they will love you
If you qlat the cigarette.
C, =. F..
, 1904-02-09
To The Public.

The Wyoming Commission of the
Louisiana Purchase Exposition has
undertaken the task of seeing that this
state is properly and creditably repre-
sented at the Worlds Fair to be held
in St. Louis in 1904.
While a great deal Of work has been
done and arrangements have been
made with most of the leading mines
its ag%riculturists and others. for ex.
hibits along their several lines, yet II
is more than probable that there are
numerous interesting relics. mineral
and agricultural products. which will
be overlooked unless those possessing
or having knowledge of the same, vol.
UNFAIRLY communicate with this com.
mission.
Therefore. we invite anyone who
thinks he has anything worthy of ex-
hibitfon at st. Louis to communicate
at an early date with Commissioner
ln-Chief c. B. Richardson, Cheyenne.
Wyo., explaining clearly what the ar
ticle Is and the conditions under which
It may be secured by this commission.
We trust that every citizen of Wye
ming will feel that 1t is his duty to Co
operate with the Wyoming commission
in seeing that this state is well repre-
scented at st. Louis.
Address communications to
G. B. RICHARDSON.
Commissioner.In- Chief,
CHEYENNE. Wyo.
W. C. DEMING,
Secretary Of the Commission.
, 1904-02-09
A dispatch from Lincoln, Neb.. says

A dispatch from Lincoln. Neb.. says
President E. Benjamin Andrews and
the members of the board of regents
who favor a contribution from Rookie
Teller will be asked to resign, Presi-
dent Andrews is unfortunate. He was
compelled to resign at Chicago he
cause of his free silver ideas. Having
recanted and adopted regular Rookie
Teller coin as his ideal money. he is
now in trouble because he has asked
for some that smells of petroleum for
the university. What can the poor
man do?
, 1904-02-09

1t is the rule of the state board of
control that an appropriation of water
for which 1t was appropriated. On the
other hand, 1t has been decided by the
supreme court that water may be sold
preme court is the higher judicial
body, it's decision will have to be con
sidered the law of the state.
, 1904-02-09
swrnpurne In Better Health.

Algernon Charles Swinburne. The
English poet. who is just recovering
from a serious Illness. is CT years
old, though his looks would suggest
a decidedly younger man. This, per
haps is accounted for by his devotion
country. He is a son of the late
Admiral Swinburne, but has neve"
moved much in society, always Pre-.
ferring the quietness Of the seaside
to the more frivolous life of the fash.
ionable.
, 1904-02-09
The LARGEST Castinq.

The largest casting ever made, 1t is
claimed. is an e~ngine-bed for the
Lackawanna Steel company of Buff
falo. produced at Youngstown, Ohio.
long, twelve feet one-half inch wide
and weighed seventy-five tons. The
companion casting of the pair weighed
sixty-two tons. The bottom of the
mould was loan; sides and cope. dry
sand.
, 1904-02-09
THE MORBIDLY
MATRIMONIAL MORMON

Now in those days, over against
Jordan and in the land which is called
the land of the Danites and the land
OF the Polygs, and the land of the
numerous wife, II where dwelleth
the Mormon whose family is like unto
the sands of the sea for multitude,
there arose a man whose previous
name was George and whose subse-
ter which stood in the midst Of his
name was @.
And behold. George was a man OF
many wives and his family was like
unto a torchlight procession for null
titude.
And behold, the time drew near in
for to select him who should go up into
The council of the nation for to DELHI
crate and for to draw every man his
salary, and for to lift up his voice and
spout with an exceeding great spout.
And George, whose was
Cannon, smote himself upon the thigh
with the palm of his hand and said
unto himself:
Go to. | will run even for this Of
fee.
Fol behold, | am solid eve with
my own people, and l will rum. Yea,
| will run even as a steer in the corn"
And it was so.
Now. when the voters with their
votes went up unto the place where
they were wont for to cast their votes,
them that did vote for this man were
as five to one. for in that country the
Gentle is exceeding seldom. insomuch
that he is lonesome, but the excessive
ly and extremely married man doth
abound.
So that George. whose surname was
Cannon. did win the race. n n
Campbell, who did strive with him for
to gain the office, did get left; for, be-
hold, he gat not to himself the requi-
site number of votes which is after
the fashion of that people.
And the Danites, and the Taylorites,
and the Smiths, which prevail even
unto the end of the earth, and the
| Cannonites, and the Brighamites re-
joiced and blew upon the rams horn
and the cornet and the mouth-organ,
and they played upon the cymbals and
the BASS drum and the ho%rse-fiddle.
And, behold. they cried with a loud
voice and said n to another: I'VE
are the chosen people of the Lord,
and don't you forget it," and they
wagged their heads, ana talked with
one another, and said: Verify. we
have the bulge even owe the Gentle,
and we will wipe him out, and our
people shall rise up and sit down on
him. and we will snuff him out like an
unpopular car"
And they went up unto the feast,
and they did fill themselves full of
sour mash and valley tan and aqua
FORTS, which is after the fashion of
that people.
And they were full even as a goose.
And they went every man to his
house. and as t.Iey wen. they did fall
over n another. n they sang with
a loud voice that they would not go
home till morning.
Now, Cannon. whose previous name
was George. was an alien. but his peo-
pie wot not that 1t was sc.
Therefore, when he came up unto
Eli. the governor. and said unto him:
Give me even my documents where
with l shall take my seat with the
l
, 1904-02-09
Nearly Eorfelts His Life.

A runaway almost ending fatally
started a horrible ulcer OH the leg OF
J. B. Orner, Franklin Grove, III. For
four years it defied all doctors and all
remedies. But BucklCn's Arnica Salye
had no trouble to cure him. Equally
good for burns, bruises, skin eruptions
and piles, CSC, at all drug stores.
, 1904-02-09
Pope Leo,s Present.. in Museum.

Mrs. Joseph Drexel of Philadelphia,
who is noted as an indefatigable col
lector of fans, has received from Rome
the two papal fam which were given
to her by Pope Leo XIII. The inter
esting relics of the Vatican will be
deposited in the museum Of the Uni
versity Of Pennsylvania.
, 1904-02-09

With an available cash balance OF
1921, 207 .S42, and a gold balance OF
sos, 0S6.356 exclusive of $3.50, 900 .OOC
gold reserve. Uncle Sam is feeling tol
rably comfortable.
, 1904-02-09
Statue Of virginia's War Governor

Statue Of VIrqInIas War Governor.
A marble statue Of the late Gov.
Francis H. Pierpont. the war. gov.
ernor of West Virginia, has been
placed in Statuary hall in the capitol.
It will be unveiled as soon as a date
is set by congress for the ceremonies
at the request of the delegation from
, 1904-02-09

Recent bank statements were very
unsatisfactory to the democrats. In
fact things are not coming their way
, 1904-02-09
To Cure a Cold in One Day

take Laxative Bromo Qulnine Tablets.
All druggists refund the money If it
fails to cure. E. w. Groves signature
is on each box. Csc.
, 1904-02-09
He FAv0RS GORMAN
WATTERSON OF THE LOUISVILLE
COURIER JOURNAL LIKES
MARYLAND SENATOR.

He Says Hearst Is a Master of the
Art of Advertising His Properties
Insists That the Hearst Boom Is
Simply a Barrel With Dollar at
One End and Bryan's Picture at
the Other
, 1904-02-09
TUESDAY. FEBRUARY 9, 1904.

we r going to build the Panama
canal."-President Roosevelt.
, 1904-02-09
UNION PACIFIC TIME TABLE.

In effect at the Laramie station at
the present time:
West Bound.
Leaving Time,
No. 1, Overland Limited. -. 1875 a. m.
No. 3, Pacific Express 49,. i:2O p. IN.
No. 5, Mail and Express Ear
rive 1870 D. m.)......... 1850 p. m.
No. 1O1, Fast Mail. anna. 2:15 a. m.
East Bound.
Leaving Time.
No. 2, Overland Limited e. 4:40 a. m.
No: 4. Atlantic Express. ..12:15 p. m.
No. G, Mail and Express. 49, 0:50 p. m
No. 102, Fast Mail. ......... $40 p. m
, 1904-02-09

For fne job printing, leave orders u
The Republican o&ee.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1904-10-13
BOulirX Hirkint,s

Mix the corn well with skim milk.
Old plaster furnishes good Imc ma.
tcrial.
When chick frequently picks itself
II is lousy.
Late Matched pullets will rarely lay
until spring
Hardness is the first Of all qualities
TO seek in a breed
In raising broilorS Cor market carll-
ness is quite an item
Boil and mash potatoes and mix
with milk before feeding.
Food should be varied sufficiently &c
keep the chicks with good appetite
Poultry will bring in the quickest
returns OF anything usually raised on
u farm.
The larger the number Of fowls
kept the smaller the expense proper
tlonately.
Geese require less grain and less
expensive buildings than any other
variety OF poultry.
The incubator Will hatch ms many
fertile eggs as the hen Mt a much less
cost of labor and trouble.
A variety Of food will not cost any
more than one article all the time. but
II pays good deal better.
If too many hens are allowed To run
with one cock there Is always n risk
of some of the eggs proving unfertile.
Feeding broken oil cake to fowls
twice week will often promote lay.
ing when other foods fail 10 give good
results.
The production Of feathers In either
young or old fowls Will be materially
assisted By liberal supply Of bone
and shell.
The foods required for growth and
egg production are somewhat similar,
inasmuch Us each requires gluten and
nitrogen.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1904-10-13
FARMER BOY SOLVED IT,
Suggested to Railroad Men How to Start
Their Locomotive

An Ottawa man, travelling through
southwest Kansas. went from Harper
80 Anthony on one of the trains of the
rew Orient railroad. The cars were all
right, but the engine was diapidatrd
affair. Just after going down a grade
one of the side rods on the engine broke"
said the traveller to a Herald reporter,
land the other side stopped ON n dead
center so that after the broken rod was
taken off it was still impossible to move.
The travelling engineer, the engineer, the
conductor and all the passengers took
turns going over the thing and trying to
devise 4 way to make ii run. Finally a
boy came out of the field where he had
been blowing to see what was going on.
lie crawled through the wire fence and
sat down on the bank and famed himself
with his straw hat.
IF you'd back that last car up the
grade an let 'er come down kerchuuS,
that 'ud start 'er.' he finally suggested,
deliberately.
The railroad man shifted contempt
uously, but the passengers sided with
the boy. Finally the conductor gave or
dcrs that the rear car be uncoupled. Ne
less than fifty passengers, among Thorn
the Ottawa man, took hold and slowly
pushed the car up the grade. Once Mt
the top the car was let go, while the
passengers made run 20 get ola board
the main portion of the train. The loose
coach gained momentum rs it came
down hill, and in spite of the engineers
admonition to let 'er come down easy
the emergency batterins ram crashed
into the train with tremendous thump.
The engine was pumped off center all
right: in fact, the train was showed some
yards on its way, and the engineer, in
order to avoid further risks, kept it go
ins.,,-N aMsAs Civ lALnL .I-urunl
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Wheat After Corn

One of the most serious objections
to following corn with wheat is that
the corn shock rows are difficult to
seed. and { not seeded they grow up
to weeds the following summer. The
best way of avoiding this is TO 20
through the field and cut the two
rows Of corn where the shock rows
are to be. Go across the field cutting
one row ut n time. laying the lunches
over In the standin. corn. opposite
where the shock should stand Cut
the other row. and lay opposite the
bundles left In cutting the first row.
After cutting out these rows and one
or two at the ends to keep from being
broken down. follow with the harrow
and drill. Then pass through the field
and set up the corn by using a horse,
OF by setting the two bundles together
and tying spreading the butts of the
stalks TO make shock more stable. II
properly done there Will be no trouble
with shocks falling down The cut
ting can then be finished and the rest
Of the field seeded. and that with little
or no loss OF time.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1904-10-13
Cure to Stay Cured.

Wanello, Iowa, Oct 10. (Speriall-
One of the most remarkable cures ever
recorded in Louisa County is that of
Mrs. Minnie Hart OF this place. Mrs
Hart was in bed for eight months and
when she was able to sit up she was
all drawn up on one side and could
not walk across the room Dodd's
Kidney Pills cured her Speaking of
her cure. Mrs. Hart says:
Yes. Dodd's Kidney Pills cured me
after ! was in bed for eight months
and | know the cure was complete for
that was three years ago and | have
not been down since. In four weeks
from the time started taking them |
was able to make my gardel Nobody
can know how thankful am to he
cured or how much fee owe t.
Dodd'S Kidney rills."
This case again points out how
much the general health depends ON
the Kidneys. Cure the Kidneys with
Dodd's Kidney pins ana nine-tcnths
of the suffering the human family is
heir to will disappears
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1904-10-13
To Cure Sucking Cows.

There are many plans for breaking
self-sucking cows oe the habit, but
some of them are complex, while with
others the animal soon learns how to
get the better of any device which is
attached to her. There IS one appli-
ance, however, which seems TO work
10 perfection, and it is made and APP
piled in the following manner: The
usual halter Is placed on the head of
the COW and ring is fastened in 1t
just under her neck. Then a strap or
II strong rope is placed about her body
Just behind her forelegs. From this
strap or rope another strap Is run,
having at the end n crupper such as is
used on horses, This is placed in the
proper position under her tail. Then
Il pole IS secured sufficiently long to
reach nearly to the middle of her body
TO a joint just beneath the ring fast
ened in the halter. \ hoe is bored
In either end of the pole and il is tied
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1904-10-13
THE UNITED STATES WILL SOON
KNOCK AT THE DOORS OF CAM
ADA FOR WHEAT.
A Crop of 0O,OOO,OOO Bushels of Wheat
VIII BE the Record of 1904.

The results of the threshlng in West
crn Canada are not yet completed, but
from information at hand, II is safe TO
say that the average per acre will be
reasonably high, and a fair estimate
will place the total yield of wheat at
GO,UO0,ooD bushels, AT present prices
this Will add TO the wealth of the farm
ers nearly $G0,oo0,OOo Then think of
the immense yield of oats and barley
and the large herds OF cattle, for all of
which good prices will be paid
The following official telegram was
sent by Honorable clifford Sifton,
Minister of the Interior, to Lord
Strathcona, High Commissioner for
| Canada:
Am now able to state definitely that
under conditions Of unusual difficulty
in Northwest II fair average crop Of
wheat of good quality hns been rcopcd
and is now secure from substantial
damage The reports of injury 10y frost
and rust We're grossly exaggerated. The
wheat OF Manitoba aud Northwest Ter
rltorics will aggregate frola fifty five
to sixty million bughels. The quality is
good and the price Is ranging around
one dollar per hushcl"
Frank II. Spearman, in the Saturday
Evening Post, says:
when our first tra continental
railroad was built learned men at
tempted by sothcrman demonstration
to prove that wheat could not profit
ably be grown north of where the line
was projected; but the real grauary OF
the world lies ny to 300 miles north of
the Canadian Pacific Railroud. and the
day is not definitely distant when the
United States will knock at the doors
of Canada for its bread. Railroad men
see such n day; it may be hoped that
statesmen also will see IT, and arrange
their rvciprocitics while they may do
SO gracefully. Americans already have
swarmed into that far country. and to
degree have taken the American
wheat field with them. Despite the
fact that for years little Dakota sta
tion on the st Paul Road Eureka
held the distinction Of being the larg.
est primary grain market in the world
tn" Dakotas ana Minnesota win ono
day yield their palm to Saskatcho-
wan"
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Cheap Double Hog Pen.


The pen here described is not an eA-
pensiye one to construct, yet IL an
swers the purpose Of pen costing
several times as much built on olhef
plans. This pen may be of logs WIN
poles for the floor or to be buiit OIL
sawed lumber, as one desires. WINE
the pen may be of any dimensions de-
sired, length of sixteen or eighteen
feet will be the most economical. Inc
plan here described provides lot
pen twenty -four feet long and eight
feet wide, thus giving one, when dl-
vided, two pens, each eight by twelve
feet. Or, 1t may be arranged, as
shown in the cut, into three compart-
ments for each pen. One room WIN
board floors for feeding room.
One with earth floor for general
living room and one with board floor
to be used as sleeping room. At the
end of the feeding room the troughs
are made which may be parutoned off
or not as one thinks best. The plan
of arrangement with the general Hy-
ing room in the middle, between the
feeding room and the sleeping room,