New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-06-06

A new cavern. rivalling in beauty the one at
Luray. ard Wier's Cave and the Cave OF Foun-
tans. at Shendun, Va. has been discovered in
Shenandoah County Va, near Woodstock The
discovery made by workmen who were blast
ing limestone from quarry at Tom Brook. The
has been explored for only about rs feet.
but the portion that has been visited is filed with
the most beautiful limestone formations and con-
tans large chambers.
WHEN IT'S VULGAR TO BE RICH
CFifty Years Hence3
to be rich. vulgar spend m6ney~tFev Newell Dwight
-''' THE MOTHER
Come. my darling. come away
From those dressed up children there.
Got TO be millionaire;
Get your playthings. dear-nake haste
OR I'll have to WELD the switch
They have ceased to have good taste.
1t Is vulgar to be rich
THE MAIDEN
Nay. II nearly breaks my heart
But cannot be your own;
49n must leave cave me ven we must Isl part
Once you lived on humble fare.
Once you labOred in the ditch
And it's vulgar TO be rich.
THE HUSBAND.
Darling its the only course!
You're an heiress now. you know;
Oh. but IT'S crushing blowi
II your uncle had not made
Gladness with us might have stayed
1t Is vulgar TO be rich.
THE CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY
Colleges and Libraries
Sending all my money back;
All the old time charities
Not cLose channel 52 mfi e 4,@ to- daek'
Not an avenue through which
may send my wealth away
-(Chicago Record-Herald
An English matchmaker has tust hnishss r,st,rc
a tiny watch in the form OF shirt stud. It's dial
is two-sixteenth of inch in diameter and It Is
TO be with two other studs. BY turning the
upper stud the watch is wound. while by turning
the lower one the hands adjusted.
Another Crank-'what did that new arrival
II knew where he could get hold of four old
To bSd an M SAYS ne vents to try
Down in the Indian Territory last week came
across n new phase OF the tippling ha Bit" said NJ
B. Arthur OF Cincinnati cit Ia against the law
OF the Territory to sell any intoxicants and the
eXpedients that resorted TO are startling to a
man who has been used to free traffic In rum A
druggist at of the best towns in the Territory
told mo that his sale of perfumery and red ink
has been immense. and that a great part OF these
liquids were taken as people ordinarily use beer or
whisSey. myself halfbreed toss off a glass
full of red ink and smack his lips with an air as
expressive of satisfaction as though 1t had been
nip of the best rye OF bourbon"
Easily Accommodated She-Have Won a conv ~
Prometheus Bound2 He-NO ma am but we can
get 1t for you bound any way you nke.-Cdnne-
apollS Tribune.
THE London Express learns that TT is proposed
I'm America that the prefix Mr. should be abol-
ished by act of Congress. and every man should be
known by his trade or profession as Draper Jones.
or Attorney Smith,"
Mrs. New-wed called IN the old Dr..
Fer the baby had tantrums that Shirt
Said the stern old NJ. d.:
1t Is quite plain to
Inc infant Is spoiled. cause you've Rr.''
indianapolis News
The smallest coin in the world having a genuine
circulation is probably the Maltese grain" tiny
fragment OF bronze about big around as tho ton
OF slate pencil and having value OF only one
twelfth OF penny
Paternal Pride-''when have occasion to num-
Ism my SON, said the austere man. 'I always tell
DON'T, replied the plain. practical citizen: '.Johnnv
may be little headstrong and disobedient but he
has too much sense to believe anything like that
-tWashington Star.
One of the results OF ths recent Anglo French
agreement is renewal CT the scheme for tunnel
hing the Channel between France and England
The London and Paris chambers OF commerce ara
leading In the matter. II Is nearly ffty wears
since the tunnel project first put upon a prac
original estimate OF cost has been reduced from
100000 to SO. 600.
His Reason.-Judge-You let the burglar go to ar
Policeman-Yes. The autoist pays a fine. and
adds TO the resources OF the State. The burglar
goes 10 prison. and the State has 10 pay for his
keep.-(Fliegende Blatter