The Columbus journal., 1904-10-05

tno uSo O1 keeping the old namo. A
popullst for governor, Az unidenti-
ned man for congress and Q republican
for the legislature. Just as we'll dis.
band, boys. and make it unanimous.
Anu nOH 1t appear that Tom WatsOn il q
fiddler. 81 Uss Thomas Jefferson. IL vas
John TyLer.
Some Chicago women have formed y league
the object 81 which il to prohibit among ito
members all discussion touching the Question az
dress. disease Or domestics. II will be peece;y,,i
that they do not exclude the discussion a other
peoples business.
>iet q hase hall hend and a foot ball isnd t.
eether ami get them 81 arguing about which
game has the greater degree Of science" Il
will lie just ~ productive Of results AZ a political
argument, and tho parties 70 it gill know a
whole lot m"se about the maaters whereof they
speak.
WV suS thd DCaWIlob nb0Af0 Viii MOI e1 fSD
har'i On the medical fraternity in the matter II
operations. We must recognize the fact that
every trade he's its tricks and every profession
is own peculiar xrsft. What would the lawyers
do without the tsstamentsry and bankrup4 graft?
What would the Newspapers do without the
county and state printing graft? We all have t,
live. and. ~ Napoleon remarked. when OppOrtu-
mites don't arise We msst make opportunities.
| NM a vnn~~k.~H- III an
before no tries to sell il 10 her! 1t 10 his bust
ness I" make her think she needs it. Aust a
lawyer wait till his nsighbors get into trouhls?
II il hs business to get them into trouble; for
how can he GIT a man out Of i,oubte until he is |
hr't got in! Must a doctor vsit until somebody |
gets sick! The answer seems 10 Us to h, 20 very
obvious that We must decline to discuss the mat
ter further. Just one more thought. beloved.
N"b"dy can deny that in the good old days when !
'hsre were a" docsors. there vese . good many
people VIII" died sny way.
This 10 the way they Say il out in Nontans:
The politician is my shepherd; I shall not vsnt
m" into the saioon Tor my vois's sake; he niisth
my pockets with good cigars; my beer ruDDsth
over; De %inquiresh after my family. even to the
through the mud and rain to vote for him. and
shout myself hoarse. when elsctsd straightway he
inrcetteth me. ! meet him in his own house ami
pulled over my eyes and 1 will dwell in the renk,
0f the old party forever.
1t appears thst Montana has not yet been
struck with the sOniid wave Of commercialism.
u these degenerate localities il would be = re-
fneshinx remindsr Of the good old times to b.
escOr'ssi to the bar hy some xooi Indian who hat
just put a plaster On his quarter section in Orier
I" discharge properly the duties of . candidate.
Here in these classic sand hills. they get them
selves elected and then they proceed t. the halls
OF state and they say: Re it enacted. that here
after it shall be unlawful FOR any candidate to set
the eigars and criminal for any candidate to
set up the beer. And further b. it enacted, that
every candidate must perjurs himself and say
under oath that he has only spent about xi6 in
expenses. which sum was mainly ex-
pended in the rental Of hacks. And any who
shall refuse thus to perjnIe himself shall lie
guilty If treason and shall be Jared
Loose from his job before he has An opportunity
10 get back his campaign sxpenses." Nobody
that this 10 good business, hut it isn't
sOOi-fellowship BY q ke9 full. Montana for US.
They Are Net.
It often happens that the people at
home keep their Own party news paper 1
editor In ignorance OF what they pro-
to do, 70 much so that he 10 Conn.,
PEELED to 90 pounding along in serene
that he has every thing in
band. He 10 not particularly to blame. I
hs 10 90 busy to catch Oh. or Z
has TO look 20 closely after business q
matters connected with feeding the i
and the kitty. that he can't
help it. Some D who wishes the
,ditor Of the Columbus Telegram we'll
night call his attention to this. of b
curse in no mean spirit. The loss OF {
he German vote TO the democrats OF /
Platte county. would mean the ruin G
tion OF the democratic party locally. b
Too much hog wash in the Telegram n
bout the rights of the poor down q
farmer. meal just that.
The German farmers Of Platte county n
ont call themselves poor. ".-Silyer o.
,reek Sand. II
Omahs Bees New Color Na3asi... n
For real. genuine enterprise The m
'maha Bee leads the procession. 1t 81
as just added new color magazine =,
to The Sunday Bee which =,
ompare favorabiy with the best New -;
'ork and Chicago papers. The g. -
expense Involved giving it's q
'sders the benefit of the latest limo. 7
ations in artistic color press work
lay not be fully understood. but il