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The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-07-14

Rather strange" said the barber,
for one as young as you 10 be so
bald"
Not at all. replied the victim. -Ail
the members Of my family were bald
very young
-indeedg~
Yes: We were born that way. -
Philadelphia fress.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-07-14

The conductor came rushing through
the train in great excitement
Prepare for the WORST be shouted
Whats upy" gasped the passenger
The train robbers are going TO give
us a brush"
Thank goodness IL is not so bad
after all. ! thought you were about
10 say the Pullman car porter was go
ing 10 give us q brush"
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-07-14
.Sz10Xl2 lQa1H N3zzzZ9
TESTED AND TpuH-ouApANTEED
NoNi IL the time TO USE fr.

silas-wha, is old Rube so hot
about7
cyrus-why. an artist asked II he
could paint his cows.
silas-That didn't hurt the cows did
it7
Cyrus-yes, by heck, He painted a
sarsaparilla sign on each one.--Phil-
adelphia Record.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-07-14

A fountain backing brush Is the lat
est addition TO the long list Of useful
appliances that inventive genius has
recently contributed TO the home. The
commcndable features Of this affair.
according TO the inventor, include
cleanliness and thoroughness.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-07-14

Approaching the great centers OF
population the quantity Of dust held In
suspension by the air increases enor-
mously. According 10 Sir James erich
ton Browne. the air Of London contains
$50. 900 proportional parts OF dust 10
Paris 10000. while In Argyishire,
there are only 200.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-07-14
A wor,a-wAs Reputation.

Wherever men are there will be i'll.
ness and wherever people are III,
Dodd's Kidney Pills will be found &
blessing. Solely on their merits have
they pushed their way into almost
every part Of the civilized world.
Their reputation ss an honest medicine
that can always be relied on has been
Quilt up by the grateful praise Of those
who have been cured. The two follow
ing letters indicate just how the rspu-
iation OF this remedy knows no geo
graphical bounds. The sick and suffer-
ing all over the world are asking iu
Dodd's Kidney Pills.
Dear sirs;-I have been suffering for
some months from Kidney com
plant. The doctor who attended NE
has recommended me 20 take your
Pills. "Dodd's Kidney Pills" After
two boxes got some relief. But un.
fortunately 1 have not been able 10 &c
on with the treatment, being unable e
ind any Pills In Cairo.
The chemist who sold me the two
boxes has informed me that he had sent
an order for some. and has been keep
ing me waiting for more than one
month. This is the reason why am
writing 20 you 20 request you 10 have
The goodness 10 send me by return Of
poet sis boxes Tor which will pay ar
soon az ] receive them from the poet.
Kindly let me know at the same time
where your branch agency in Egypt is
10 be found. Thanking you IN sniici-
patton.
MoHAMED RACHEL,
''immeublcs ibros de l'Etat,"
ofhoc Of the Minister Of Finance,
Cairo, Egypt.
Dear sirs;--i want 20 purchase Elk
boxes Of Dodd's Kidney Pills, but /
don't know exactly where 10 apply al
Buffalo OF London. suppose they
can he sen; by express or registered |
mail from either place Please advise
me Of how 10 proved In order 20 get
he pills without delay. Yours truly,
J. Z. sfMoNsoN.
Niborg. ", Mark. Denmark
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-07-14

General Nelson A. Miles has been
invited 10 attend the Kansas semieen-
tenary celebration In Topeka and take
part In the exercises and parade on
Tuesday. May 81. He saw a good deal
OF military service there when Kansas
was a territory.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-07-14

Il see Jennie Gayleigh is 10 under.
go another operation"
Dear me. Appendicitis again."
mo. She's going TO have her hus'
band amputated. Town Topics.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-07-14

Henry narsiing q Addison. M. has
a--n postmaster fer half century.
His original appointment Was by Pres.
.aeas s-senos AAy ;. 1854 lie is -
wears old.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-07-14
sherlock. the slenth.

The modern Sherlock WAS again tn
umphAnt
Il knew could tel II the prisoner
was a woman" be related. by the way
she handled her lead pencil"
But she had an automatic pencil
said the friend '-She didn't have to
sharpen that" /
mo. but caught her trying to but
ton her shoes with it /.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-07-14
Opposed to Chinese Labor.

johannesburg The announcement
that Chinese labor is 10 be given
preference In an endeayor TO solve the
labor problem here has caused con
siderable unrest among the native
tribes. and an uprising is not unlikely.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-07-14

A recent United States labor bureau
bulletin states that trade unionism in
England is 25 years in advance Of that
of this country in lis methods and that
sympathetic strikes are becoming IN
known In England.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-07-14

ever before. While
no small amount
OF this poor sight
can be laid 70
overuse Of theeyes
in reading and
work. a large pro
portion is caused
by lack OF knowl-
edge as to how 10
arrange the light
TO best advantage
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-07-14

-She did not wish 10 be an old maid
and SIN she detested the society Of
men
How did she manage
she married clubman- Houston
Post
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-07-14

Professor Flinders Petrie recently
told an audience al Owens college.
Manchester. England. that one spot
IN the ruins Of Abydos. In upper Egypt.
tells a continuous story running back
TO 5000 u. c. The remains OF 10 sue
ocssise temples have bcca unoarihed.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-07-14

Mothers will ind Mrs. Winsiow's
sco,hlng Syrup the bot remedy 10 use
loi their children during tc-sthing period.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-07-14

Senator Stewart % Nevada has new.
ct bad . shave. his present 60 year
old hirsa,e appenaaEu began TO sproui
~hcn be was ie years old.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-07-14

A Swiss matchmaker has invented
an electric watch which win go for
fifteen years without being rewound.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-07-14

gfy4 rerasaszNy Csf~t- pe -iser neFroxsa~~
TIA 49, Ara zsFs - ~ Es.ss .fxsf Sew
kesafrf. r<Ee ~ Fs~s "a Dssi l,4sis sse Ees1-ss
~. - a Nsns. IA "a a - "a ~. ~tsl ikiA. re-
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-07-14
. Blanche Grey It
AH-{2A.
A Well known Canadian Lady Sends
Letter OF Endorsement 10 Pe-ru-ns.

Miss Mary Burns, IS Spring Garden
Road, Halifax, y. g.. writes: "Hsv-
ing used Peruna for indigestion and
stomach trouble and 10 build up q
broken down syftem with the very best
results, ! am pleased 10 state my exper-
fence with this excellent medicine. I
had been troubled with stomach
trouble and poor digestion for some
years, and although ] tried many rem
edies and dieting. nothing seemed 10
restore my health until ! used Peruns.
In three months had entirely recov-
cred my health and strength. Mary
Burns.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-07-14

The Archaeological society in Con-
staniinople has recently obtained the
sulisn's permission to begin excsvs-
lions at Ephesus.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-07-14
NOVELTY N CYTSHADES.

without doubt there has been much
more complaint OF trouble with the
ewes during the last half century than
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-07-14

When IL comes 10 making love to q
widow no man is capable OF so.ng the
Limit
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-07-14

Actress-Really, Miss Gadabout. you
should come and hear my daughter
sing. People hang upon every note.
Miss Gadabout-H'm, She must
have great powers OF execution.--Bos-
ton Globe.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-07-14

The graduating exercises Of the Col
fax high school Class was well at
tended and was a pleasing entertain.
mcnt.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-07-14
You Can Oct Aliens Eoct-Hs.e FREE.

frcc sam pie OF Allen . Foot. Fssc. ID curcs
sweating. hot swollen. aching feet. IL makes
new or tight shoes easy. certain cure for
corns, ingrowine nails and hunions. Alldrue-
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-07-14

British India employs over 1000. GOO
people In It's cotton Industries
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-07-14

The history OF Iceland for 1000 years
records but two thefts.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-07-14


popular S. S. The people everywhere ndorse it, V
and there few homes where s. s. for the bioods wv
used II is in the ord
nary first place S. guaranteed
purely vegetable compound exclusively medicinal
their wonderful purifying and that
and
effects gem
the sluggish toned and
and better health result No bad
often with blood medicines
strong which deange
damage diseases of the blood
such Chronic Sores Rheumatism, Caah Scrofua 3oi and Pm
.,w.xsx . . oxu.xp pies, Eczema, letter,
.,..-,- -. 49,, 100. Blood Poisons, md
troubles
.
and sppst and remedy promptly
.,. hs . non. ss, used 20. and thoroughly S. S. S.
reaches
longtanding
bottle up the which the ordinary potash
s.n the blood and .H m. Vol
s BE-. IL. sina that h.yi where
hereditary
.AS''o ""iif"oio"' predsposion disease,
the fixed poison and
build the health enehes purhes weak thin blood and
The health. You
good blood be
the body looks blood for nouhment
this vital hus kept healthy the rest OF
Nature
remedy for diseases of the blood which long
and thorough have superior all Others and
acknowledged King of Blood Purihers."
MEDICAL DEPARTMENT. charge Of graduated physicians.
the benefit Of those
their Write
as physicians will advise you without charge
III SWIFT &pEcHAc CO.. ATLANTA. ca.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-07-14

yssr swsFT spEcIFsc CO.. ATLANTA. {
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1904-07-14
THEKINC oFA@RN
BLOOD PURIFIERSISSSl

edy ever yet discovered has met with such =
vor as S. S. S. The people everywhere indorse 1t,
are few homes where S. S. S. for the blood Is
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1904-01-22
How Cigar Dealers Lose Custom

This may be Il good cigar" said
man as he puffed at it, standing for Il
moment in the shop, "but don't seem
to relish it. Guess my stomach's tri-
fle off, rs
That's just the way it is" remarked
the philosophic tobacconist. About 200
persons come into this store every day.
Some Of them spend $40 week with
me for cigars, and others don't spend
81. l lose a certain amount of this
trade every week not because 1 keep
inferior goods, but when smokers get
n bit out of condition and the cigars
don't taste as good as usual they will
blame the cigars, and OFF they 60 to an
other shop.
"But it works about the same way
with all. My dissatisfied customers go
to some other mans store, and other
mems dissatisfied customers come to
me. So 1t evens up in the end. Out Of
every ten strangers who drop in here
for the first time to buy n cigar know
by experience that can count on one
or two Of them becoming regulars
New York Press.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1904-01-22
A Tough Rawhide story.

A Hopkins man in an early day, re-
lates that most veracious of all Missou-
ri newspapers, the Hopkins Journal,
hauled lots OF cord wood and used raw
hide harness on bis teams. Rawhide,
we all know, expands when wet and
contracts on drying out. Well, this man
was hauling an exceptionally big load
one day when thunderstorm overlook
him just as he reached long hill lead
ing to his home. He was walking be-
side his team that he might pay close
attention to them and did not notice
what the rain was doing for his raw
hide harness until the top of the long
hill was reached, when to his utter
amazement the wagon stood at the bot
tom Of the hill, the rawhide tugs being
fairly stretched into fiddle strings. He
was puzzled for n moment, but Just
then the sun came out, and happy
idea found lodgment In his fertile
brain. He unhitched the team, fas-
tened the tugs securely around big
tree and went In to dinner. When he
returned the sun had caused the raw
hide to contract sufficiently to bring the
wagon up that steep hill with a mo-
mentum that smashed both front
wheels when 1t came In contact with
the tree around which the tugs had
been fastened.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1904-01-22

Yes, Sir" resumed the Dakota farm
er as the crowd Of agriculturists seated
themselves round little table-"yes,
sir. We do things on rather a stable
scale. I've seen a man on one of our
big farms start out in the spring and
plow straight furrow until autumn.
Then he turned round and harvested
back. We have some big farms up
there, gentlemen. A friend Of mine
owned one which he had to give q
mortgage on, and I pledge you my word
the mortgage was due at one end be-
fore they could get 1t recorded at the
other. You see, 1t was laid out in coun-
ties. And the worst Of 1t is It breaks
up families so. Two years ago saw
a whole family prostrated with grief
women yelling, children bowling and
dogs barking. One Of my men had his
camp truck packed on seven four-muIe
teams, and he was going round bidding
everybody goodby."
Where was he goingT'
He was going half way across the
farm to feed the pigs" replied the Da-
kota man.
did he ever get back to his family ~
ut isn't time for him yet. Up there
we send young married couples out to
milk the cows, and their children bring
home the milk."-Exchapge.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1904-01-22
A Real Londoi For,

A recent example Of London fog was
the cause of some queer blunders. A
Bayswater bus got nearly as fur as
Camden Town when the driver thought
he was headed for Portland Station.
Horses knew their way better.
A wagon drawn by two horses be-
longing to a firm of grocers in Coventry
was left by the man in charge just out
side Rugby, ten miles from their des-
tination. The animals started of and
were quickly lost to sight in the fog.
They reached home without mishap,
although the fog was so thick that OBJ
1ects could not be distinguished few
yards away. The driver, who had to
md his way on foot. did not arrive un-
til five hours later.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1904-01-22
Some Rcd snunaer. PHILOSOPHY.

"Of all the worlds l ever broke into
this ones the most curious" said Red
Saunders. land one Of the curiousest
things in 1t is that think it's queer.
Why should |, now? What puts 1t in
to our heads that affairs ought to go so
and so when they never do anything
Of the sort? Take any book you read
or any story man tells you. 1t runs
along about how Mr.. Smith made up
his mind to do this or that and pro-
ceeded to do It, And that never hap
pened. What Mr.. Smith calls making
up his mind is. when you come down
to bed rock, nothing more nor less than
what Mr.. Smith pleasantly calls his
mind dodging to cover under pressure
Of circumstances. That's straight Old
Lady Luck comes for Mr.. Smiths mind,
swinging both hands. She gives it
stem winder on the ear, lams 1t for
keeps on the smeller. chugs 1t one in
the short ribs, drives right and left in
to its stummick, and Mr.. Smiths mind
breaks for cover; then Mr.. Smith tells
his wife that he's made up his mind
he, mind you! Wcuidn1t tha. stun
Toui -McClure's.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1904-01-22
Web.ter,n Tiresome Hnhit.

Senator Hoar in his "Reminiscences''
says that Daniel Webster had tire
some habit In his public speeches Of
cropping after the most suitable word
after this fashion,: "Why is 1t. Mr..
Chairman. that there has gathered,
congregated; this great number Of in
habitants, dwellers, here; that these
roads. avenues, routes Of travel high
ways, converge, meet, come together
here" When the speech was printed
all the synonyms but the best one
would be left out.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1904-01-22
To Lose Flesh.

10 reduce the flesh one must have
the fortitude 70 give up number of
tic pleasant things Of life. for time
at least, and many Of them for good
ana all. One must. first of all, become
an early riser and not sleep longer than
seven hours. Before finishing the
morning toilet exercise for twenty min
utes with Indian clubs. dumbbells or
wands. For breakfast take no cereal,
coffee or milk, but tea, not too strong,
fruit and toast. Sugar is, fat pro-
ducer; so also are bread and all fari-
naceous dishes. Not more than half a
glass of liquid Should be taken at any
meal. For luncheon partake of stewed
or raw fruit, salad dressed with vine
gar and oil, green vegetables and a
chop For dinner the5bill of fare can
comprise fish, muttons lamb, lean beef,
vegetables, especialiy tomatoes and
beans. stale bread andS1hght dessert.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1904-01-22
The Fierce Cnterpillar.

A more harmless, inoffensive creature
does not crawl than the common gar
den caterpillar. yet this small worm
will put up an appearance so fierce
upon occasion as to frighten its enc
mics away. Soft and pulpy, with no
defensive or offensive weapons, this
destroyer Of cabbages and lettuces will
bluff itself into veritable armored
cruiser and frighten many more for
midable Insects into ungovernable
flight. Its method Of procedure Is like
this: Immediately anything approaches,
the slow moving, fat caterpillar raises
Its hairy body, wags a formidable look
ing head and looks the essence Of
strength and defiance. 80 much 80 that
1T requires n bird Of particularly val
liant disposition to attack it.-Chicago
Record-Herald.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1904-01-22
Ancient Cooking School.

We Of the twentieth century are in
:lined to think Of cooking schools as be-
longing exclusively 10 our day and gen.
Grafton. Therefore 1t may be news to
many people that as long ago as the
reign of good Queen Anne Mr.. Kid
dee had school Of cookery in Queen
street. Cheapslde. and another in Hol-
born. Here is his advertisement-th
original Is on good paper. with a neatly
engraved border:
To All Young Ladies':
At Edward Kiddee's pastry school, at
Little Lincoln's Inn Fields, are taught
all kinds OF pastry and cookery. Dutch
hollow works and butter works on Thurs
days. Fridays and Saturdays, In the aft
ernoon. and on the same days in the
morning ut his school In Norris street. st.
James. Haymarket and at his school at
st. Martins lie Grand on Mondays Tues
days and Wednesdays. in the afternoons
What Dutch hollow works may be
none Of the cooking schools Of today
seems to know, but they sound good.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1904-01-22
That Terrible Chfld.

The small son of a certain university
professor, whose parents are deserved
~ popular for their tact and courteous
speech, appeared at the home of a fel.
low professor and hesitstingly asked
Mrs. - If he might look at the parlor
rug. Permission was of course grant
ed, and Mrs. - felt some surprise to
see the little fellow stoop over the rug
and stare silently for some half min.
ute. He Strengthened himself up and
meeting her wondering expression, said
triumphantly:
ut doesn't make me sickv'-Life.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1904-01-22
Sarcastfc.

In volume Of memoirs 1t Is told that
on the first council day after Lord Der
by's elevation to the premiership Gre
vile showed his disapproval by not ap-
pearing in his place as clerk. Some
busybody asked Lord Derby whether
he had noticed Greville's absence, and
Lord Derby replied, with n face of
benevolent apology: "No, really! You
know, am the most inattentive fellow
In the world about these things. I
never notice. when I ring the bell,
whether John or Thomas answers it,"
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1904-01-22
Rride. Priced.

To us It seems curious whim on tho
part Of our ancestors Of the eighteenth
century that in their marriage an
nouncements they should 80 often
choose and with such seeming compla-
cency to enlighten the world with re-
gard to the amount of fortune received
with the brides. Here are two cases In
point: "Mr. James Coutts Of Jeffry's
So, merchant, to Miss Peagrum Of
Knightsbridge. 100000" "w. Smith.
gentleman, of the I'd Troop Of Horse
Guards, to Mrs. Ann Gardiner. a maid
en- lady, aged, tits said, near 20. with q
fortune of f20,000."-Ghambers Jour
nal
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1904-01-22
"Scren dfpity."

This word is coinage of Horace
Walpole's. Writing about q discovery
he had made In connection with his
picture of Blanca Capello, he says:
This discovery l made by a tails
man, which Mr.. Chute calls the Sortes
Walpolian9, by which 1 find every
thing want, a pointe nominee, wher-
ever I dip for it. This discovery in
deed is almost of that kind which
call serendipity, very expressive
word, which, as / have nothing better
to tell you, l shall endeavor to explain
to you. You will understand it better
by the derivation than by the defini-
tion. once read silly fairy tale call
ed The Three Princes of Serendip.'
AS their highnesses Travelled they were
always making discoveries, by acci-
dents and sagacity, Of things which
they were not in quest Of. For in
stance, one Of them discovered that q
mule blind of the right eye had trav-
eled the same road lately because the
grass was eaten only on the left side,
where 1t was worse than on the right.
Now do you understand serendipity? /?
One Of the most remarkable instances
OF this accidental sagaclty for you
must observe that no discovery Of the
thing you are looking for comes under
this description) was Of my Lord
Shaftesbury. who. happening to dine
at Lord Chancellor Clarendon's, found
out the marriage Of the Duke of York
and Mrs. Hyde by the respect with
which her mother treated her at tn
ble."-Notes and Queries.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1904-01-22
When Doctor. Were Slaves,

Romaps OF means had physicians in
their own houses. These men were
slaves, for. odd as it seems. many Ro-
man slaves were accomplished in liter
ature, art and science. At one time the
selling price Of slave doctor was
about the equivalent Of $500 in our
money.
After the time of julius Caesar, who
encouraged physicians, the art began
to lift Its head" in Rome, and later
men Of character and position. though
generally foreigners, entered the pro-
fession. Some of them accumulated
large fortunes, and one made the equiv
alent Of at least $5OO.OOO in a few
years.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1904-01-22
Boon Ialand.

Probably Boon island would be but
little known outside Of New Hamp-
shire, Maine and Massachusetts IL 1t
were not for the fact that the island is
the terminal Of the Cape Ann trial
course. Perhaps 1t would be more prop
er to call the island the northern termi-
nal. but Mt any rate Boon island gains
mention in this way every time new
battleship or cruiser is tried of this
coast. as all those not built on the Pa.
cific always are.-Boston Globe.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1904-01-22
Humor qne Philosophy
BY DUNCAN RI. SMITH
Copyright. 1901. by Sampson. Hodges Co.
MUST BE in STYLE.


A woman lives aeross the street
VINO sews both night and day:
her children are precise and neat,
Almost too nice to play.
For she's n machine
As she stitches there.
A sewing machine.
With bundle of care.
A human sewing machine.
She gets no time to read or play.
Her sewings never done;
She puzzles over fashions gay
From morn to set Of sun,
For she's a machine
AS she works all day,
A sewing machine
AS she stitches away,
A human sewing machine
Her husbands sure to step on friIIs
IL he approaches near;
He finches when he pays the bills,
For fripperies are dear.
And his wife's n machine,
With constant t-ead.
=. sewing machine
Made OF needles and thread,
A human sewing machine.
Unless her shroud is made with care
And in the latest STYLE,
When dead she'll rot rest nnywhere:
She'll worry all the while.
For she's a machine,
Though she'll die some day,
A sewing machine
That runs alway.
A human sewing machine.