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Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1904-03-28
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riing Sobn Mlsranosr Donnie bic Bee
nubuns Der 0fentli9en @ebduoe per-
tueigert. Ser biefise giirsermeifer
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Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1904-03-28
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Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1904-03-28
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ridtung bes pofamtssY Budgets bon
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ten 6iDil.etats ahf6:rufen tDeroen.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1904-03-28

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puoIitdt, $500.
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80 00-$10.00 per Tonne.
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len, $6-$S.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1904-03-28

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2 zimotbp $10.25.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1904-03-28

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Iforben.
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Bifde 9anoelsminifter, bsludt i'm
CONNER bic ct. 2ouiier 4uslfeauug.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1904-03-28

Mlrfte @erdu9erte gratuurR 8}e.
Jranffurter 73e; Bologna In Ddrmea 6fe, tn
Eu& 6kc.
e@mokt- In TierceS-l. dual. 9fe; 2.
nualttdt Sc; 8. nuaIitdt sie.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1904-03-28
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ben In CT. 6barlss 2 .psitsre 9le9er
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sieen gDode. Die beiOsn lebten parsn
2 griioer, bic an ben @one.G treitigieI.
ten ebsnfans,6 dulo tragsn. Ga ct.
6barIes Iebr aboeIesen 1T, 70 laiien i6
GIn5slbeiten Fdtuer srbaIisn.
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finb bic glsqer In bsosutenoer ueber-
,abl unb fe Iollen felt 2 Jabren uiber.
ihdmt uno berausfOrosrnb geiusIsn
|iein.
Jnoenen o~iirften nad benz lobe oes
Rdbelsfhbrers leins ueifersn ilnruben
beborfeben.
Nm geftrigen Wabltag, no Ionit Der
Crt nit Nesern gefnat 1T, lieben ftd
nur 2 auf iur3e 3eit bliden.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1904-03-28
auftIaffif9em gOOen.

IN fIa11If1 m TO0sn.
Mtben, q. Mdrs. gep. potts
aus Toronto, Ont, preoigte beute arf
Dem Mars=9ti9el pOr Den 8elesatsn
3ur Welt-G onnta9s=S dul=6 Contention.
Sic amer. Mitslieoer Der @ommiIiou
begeben fid nod Serulalem, no Die
Contention 3ufammentritt.
The Morris County chronicle., 1904-05-17
THE AMERICAN INVASION.
Europe Powerfe<s 70 Unite In Esssass=
ance of Yankee Aggression.

Europe FOwerEsss to Unite In Rasass=
ance OF Yankee Aggression.
OF allsthe periis, yellow and other
wise, which Europe breads, American
Industrial and commercial supremacy
Is the. chief The Yankee invasion is
continually floating before the eyes Of
European manufacturers.
The idea of forming zoliverein, or
commercial union, against the United
States took root long ago over there
and would now be an accomplished
fact were it not for jntetnaF difficulties
which have stoodlin the way.
England's threatened reversal of her
ancient free trade policy has lately
added another twinge Of uneasiness to
the situation and caused a renewal Of
the agitation of the past few years.
The head Of the movement is Dr. J,i-
lius Wolff, professor Of natural eco
Monies. at Breslau.
In an address recently delivered at
Vienna Professor Wolff made an ear
nest plea for united action against
American competition. He urged all
the manufaeturing countries of Europe
to sink their Individual differences and
present an unbroken front to tie en-.
envy. not in exactly tl,tsse words hut
this IS whaf &c Be meant. He was willing
the they should be just and equitas
ble'' In their treatment Of the United
States and did not propose to provoke
a tariff war. He would only advocate
reprisals in kind, sif, for instance,
America should impose duty of 30
per cent on a certain class'of European
merchandise. He would give the Yam
KEGS reciprocity in d literal sense.
Professor Wolff finds one. great OBJ
stacle, as already intimated, right in
Europe The various European coun-
tries are as jealous OF each other as
they are of the United States; they
have little tariff wars of their own
very frequently. and in combining for
mutual defense against Uncle Sam
each would eagerly insist upon its own
| individual advantage. Another thing
which the eminent Instructor unnatural
economics overlooks is that the superb
ority Of American goods, plus the pow
er Of the United States government to
legislate for the benefit Of our indus
| tries in the future as 4 has in the past,
would enable the Yankee invasion 10
hold its own.
| Canada, for Instance, discriminates
In favor Of the mother country and
against us in her tariff, and yet more
American goods are imported into the
British-American possessions today
than ever before.
Professor Wolff might as well cancel
his lecture engagements and yield to
the inevitable. - Rochester Democrat
Chronicle. }+
The Morris County chronicle., 1904-05-17

Four Dfnerent Theories as to the
Origin OF the Term.

Origin OF the Term,
Fouf distinct explanations have been
given Of the origin Of the term dog
watch" One, which commends itself
as probable in the mouth of a sailor,
Is that it is really the ''dodgeI' watches,
two short watches from 4 to and
from 9 to 8, introduced SO that the
crews may get continual change of
hours Of duty and each man have only
his fair share in the small hours Of the
morning.
Others maintain that the dog watches
take their title from the fact that they
are short and fitful in character, SO
that the phrase is akin to a dog sleep.
Admiral Boys, in lecture at the
United Service Institution in London
in 1889, remarked that he believed dog
watches are so called because dogs are
at times employed on shipboard as in
the army, for keeping watch as scouts
or sentinels.
Others connect it with the Scandi-
navian dagmalastad,s a day watch, cor
rupted into dog.
Theodore Hook wittily explained dog
watches to be watches that are cur
tailed London Standard.
The Morris County chronicle., 1904-05-17
Russians 70 Avoid Battle.

Or Tuesday the correspondent az
st Petersburg Of the Echo de Paris
telegraphed as follows General Kuro-
patkip has ordered general retreat
and no doubt Intends to avoid battle
until he has sufficient forces. He actual
ly has at his disposal not more than
10000 men. exclusive Of the garrison
at Port Arthur. which consists of 3d.
600 and the garrison at Newchwang
of $4,000 A general who knows the
secrets of the mobilization tells me
that the last 1000 men making up the
required 100000 will leave Kasan July
21 adding We will be very sick If the
railway Is not worked we'll II is moi
likely that General Kuropatkin will ia
tigue his. troops unnecessarily II the
JAPANESE FORCES press bin, ahe Will re-
tire istoh biaoyang ID Aihkden OF even
to Hardin Retreat certainly is painful.
bus it Is now Indispensable
The Morris County chronicle., 1904-05-17
Health Fads ON the brain.

To get all sorts of health fads on the
brain is a disease in itself. 1t is a very
prevalent disease too. With few
foolish rules to observe, a whole lot of
hygienic quirks to adjust to and a
schedule Of superstitious sanitary no.
tons diligently followed by day and
dreamed of by night, is a malady
which begins as a mental arrangement
and ends in complete physical fzzle.
No room left for a spontaneous life, no
place for free, joyous liberty. Not a
minutes space for rollicling disregard
Everything fixed, every minute dis
posed of, introspections without num-
ber. Forebodings, misgiyinss, hover
ing vaguely about the mind, like fiocks
Of carrion crows. Such a life is not
worth living Medical Talk
The Morris County chronicle., 1904-05-17
SAME OLD PARTY.
Democrats to Reform the Tarin ON
Destructive Lines.

Democrats to Reform the Tariff on
Destructive Lines.
In speech delivered in the house ON
Feb. IS Representative Wade Of Iowa
concluded as follows;
Gentlemen, the ship of Democracy
is coming IN, and it will be tied up to
the dock here about the 4th of March,
1905, There is no occasion for any
man in any line of employment in this
great land to feel that there is any
danger to any legitimate enterprise
This statement has very familiar
sound. 1t was the same sort. of talk
that prevailed in 1874, when James
II. Polk said to the manufacturers of
Pennsylvania that he was in favor Of
protection and American industry 1t
is the same sort Of statement that Gro
yer Cleveland made in 1892. when he
said at Madison Square Garden on
July 90 "We are not recklessly heed
less Of any American interests, nor
will we abandon our, regard for them"
In his letter Of Sept. 26 he said:
Tariff reform is still our. purpose.
We wage no externinating war
against any American interests. We
believe a readjustment can be accom-
plished in accordance with The princi-
pies we profess without disaster or
demolition. We contemplate fair
and careful distribution of necessary
tariff burdens rather than the precipi-
tation of free trade. We wiflrely upon
the intelligence of our fellow country
men to reject the charge that a party
comprising a majority of our people
lis planning the destruction or injury
of American interests"
And yet the election Of Polk was
followed by the most destructive tariff
Of 1916, and the election of Cleveland
was followed by the disastrous free
trade tariff of 1894. We hardly think
the American people win again be de-
celved in this matter The Democrat
ic party the free trade party-cannot
be trusted to legislate for American
labor and American industries. We
have had altogether too much expert
ence in this matter to allow tariff re-
vision to again be placed in their
hands
The Morris County chronicle., 1904-05-17

To F'itzGerald, careless, disorderly,
unconventional. who had for so long
followed his own sweet will, punctilt
ious etiquette and fastidious neatness
IN attire were above all things hateful,
He once said to a friend, II couldn't
be bothered with Ell those whirns-
dressing for ttnfs and dressing for that.
I ccvulGn't put up with it."
He and friend were dining at a
hotel, and among the good things set
before them was noble fruit pie.
But they had eaten so heartily Of the
first course that when it came to the
pies turn they We're beaten. FitzGer-
aid looked troubled sMrs. So-and-so
(the hostess), who knows my partiality
for fruit" said he, will take it as a
slight if we leave the pie untouched"
So without more ado he cut out a
good sliced wedge with a fair allow
ance Of fruit and dropped it into his
hat, which he covered with his yellow
silk handk erchief, and rang the bell
for the bill. Wright's Life Of Fitz-
Gerald"
The Morris County chronicle., 1904-05-17

Farmers III the central west are sud.
denly waking up to find that chemical
fertilizers are not poisonous, but prof
table, says Rural New Yorker. II
Eaixes but a short memory to 60 back
% tsie time when even scientifss men
.hoptel ut the suggestion that anything
besides clover Or nlanlrc woald ever be
needed Now tha3 NJ ;!hQ:lt prom sing
large retura5 ffy4a tae use Of bone
meal Within few Years they viii be
advocating the use Of potash and diff
ferent forms Of nitrogen. This means
thar western farmers will meet poorer
soils with better Farming.
The Morris County chronicle., 1904-05-17
The First Isaling Lesson.


The pupil of a good riding master is
usually disappointed at not being al
lowed to do more in the first lesson.
He expects to mount the horse at once,
start off with a trot and wind up with
d canter. He is a little annoyed upon
finding that the first lesson consists
almost wholly! of oral Instruction and a
great part of it on foot at that. If
the master is conscientious he willnot
permit the anxiety to be Off and doing
to interfere with a proper understand
ing of the A B G Of the art. Should the
beginner apply at one. Of the big riding
academies in New York for instruction
the first lesson will begin with the
leading by groom of horse, bridled
and saddled, into the center of the ring
The riding master and the pupil take
their stand close by, and the former
begins to explain painstalxingly the va
riors parts of the saddle and bride
and their purposes. Before anything
further is attempted the pupil must
be able to answer simple questions in
regard to the pommel and the cantle,
the curb and the snaffie. and to know
the uses Of the two bits.
The Morris County chronicle., 1904-05-17

When Queen Victoria visited any OF
her subjects it was by no means a
matter of course that people staying in
the house should have the privilege of
sitting down at table with their august
fellow visitor. It was her majesty's
custom not only to take with her to the
house where SHE designed to ''lie' Gas
the old phrase wasl for a, night or two
her own bed ana bedding. carriages,
horses and servants (including occa.
sionally her cook, but also to ;conine
herself at meals to the company of her
own suit, sometimes inviting her host
and hostess to join her at luncheon or
dinner.
The Morris County chronicle., 1904-05-17
WORLDS FAIR HOTEL
ACC0|A.lI.Al((gDlA N N CD IA 4! TI0NSI
ST. Louis HosteIries Prepared to Handle
y Vast Throngs- Prices Not to Be In
creased--EioteI Inside Of the Ex
position Grounds With a Ca
pacity For 6,0o0 Guests.

Ample hotel accommodations have
been provided for the Worlds FaiF
visitors at ST Louis both within and
outside Of the Exposition grounds. i
The Exposition management has or
ganized a free information service a
pamphlet has been issued for gratui-
tous circulation explaining many Of
the conveniences that have been prds
vided. A list Of all the hotels, with
rates. is contained in this pamphlets.
The entire city has been canvassed,
and many thousands Of private house
The Morris County chronicle., 1904-05-17

From the horns ane bones of various
animals may be procured by distilla-
ton muriate Of ammonia, commonly
used in medicines for both internal
and external use. From burned bones
comes phosphate of soda, SO valuable
In physic, and prussic acid, used me-
dicinally as one OF the most powerful
narcotic substances, may be obtained
from animal matter in state Of de-
composition.
The Morris County chronicle., 1904-05-17
Unwislom Of PARKER Boomere.

The Parker boomers are urging Mr.,
Bryan to follow Mr.. CleyeIand's exam
pie and come out for tho judge. But so
far the would be president has not sec
onded the motion of the ex-president.
And 1t is a safe wager that he viii not.
on the contrary the Cleveland advo-
cacy is more than likely to repel the
Bryan support The Parker boomers
are not wise in making this suggestion.
1t merely shows the continued division
in the purity TROY Times.
The Morris County chronicle., 1904-05-17

A1sN, HHH43Af' A74'1NN
! Dolders have arranged to receive vtait.
ors. .'.AsA .S IniisAs are ID every sectioh
of the city, and Che rates at which
guests will be received is a matter OF
record on the books of the bureau
The Inside inn,' a hotel on the E1.
position grounds, has a capacity for
5000 guests The Exposition manage
ment, has control Of the rates, which
have been fixed at from $1.50 to $3.50
per day. European plan, including adr
mission to the grounds. On the Amer
lean plan the rates range from SO to $5
per day. The hotelt is 400 by 800 feet
and is three stories high
There are more than 100 established
hotels in ST. Louis, and a signed agreet
ment has been made between many OF
their managers with the Exposition off
6cials that rates shall not be raised
during the Exposition period Many
new hotels have been built on sites adj
jacent to the Exposition grounds, and
the published fixed rates warrant the
assertion that no one need pay exori
bitant rates for accommodations either
at hotels or private houses
Among the new hotels may be mem
Toned the Hotel Napoleon Bonapartei
which stands at Clayton avenue and
SkiIlker road. overlooking the Exposis
ton grounds This hostelry will acj
comlnodate 5000 persons, The rates.
European plan. are from 81 to IS pen
day. The Grand View hotel, south of
the Exposition. on Oakland avenue, has
capacity for 1000 guests, and the
rates are 81 to $1.50 per day, European5
and 81. to $3.50 per day. on the Amer
lean plan The lkenlworth, on West
Park boulevard and Billion avenue, has
capacity Of l,500 guests. with a rate
of $1..lG per day.
The above mentioned are a few of the
new hotels that have been erected near
the Exposition grounds for the accom-
modation OF Worlds Fair visitors. All
told there are about twoscore. All are
within easy WALKING distance. and all
are situated on high ground. with com
prchensive views of the grounds. All
of the structures are well built, and in
some Of them the most luxurious quar-
ters are. obtainable. The rates are es-
tablishnd and will not be increased dur
ing the Exposition.
The Morris County chronicle., 1904-05-17
The Audience.

A lecturer, being unable to fulfill an
engagement at certain town, wired:
impossible to come tonight. Give the
audience back their money" He re
ceived the following reply; "We have
given the audience back his money,
and he has gone home perfectly satis-
fed"
The Morris County chronicle., 1904-05-17
a Decided contrast.

II Judge Parker receives the Demo
cratic nomination for the presidency it
will be decided contrast with Bryan's
nomination, The latter was noted for
his loquacity and Judge Parker for his
taeiturnity- Lowell (Mass.l Mail
The Morris County chronicle., 1904-05-17

Chicago trains daily, going West 254 .. In., East
$40 p. m. Stop only for western passengers.
East bound trains leaving at 600. $50, $50.
8.H4, 9.20 HOS q. M, and lg40, 2.lb, 2b5, 500,
800, $780, lilo p. m, week days, and 2.15 sis.
ESQ p. m. Sundays, start from Morristnwn.
Trains leaving New York at 1890, goo, Z. 10,
$50. $50, 1910 lilo Q, m, and 4,o0, 4so. $40,
100, 200, $50, 9.l5 p M. Sundays run no fur-
ther than Morristown.
Chester Branch. Trains leaving New York
at g. 90 fyia Boonton) and $40 a. m. fgia Morris
town. reach Dover 1T 10 05 and Chester 1t 1885
Leaving New York at 1900 noon reaches Dover
l.50 and Chester 3. is p m, Leaving New York
town reach Dover IL and Chester 4. al Leave
Chester for New York @ 8.b1 q m. and 1920. AGO
p. M No Sunday trains on this branch.
Sussex Branch Trains for Newton leave
New York at $50, 400 a. M, II 90 noons 4OO 10
800 p m. week days, and 4.3O, 800 q m. and
400, 6.lO p. m. Sundays Leave Newton for
New York at 6.10, 7.20, 0O0a q. m. and 40, 500.
0ao, 7-oO P. M these trains running via Morris
town.
runs through to Easton, connecting there with
Central Railroad of New Jersey and Lehigh
Valley Railway; connects at Denvile for Boon
ton branch; at Dover for Binghamton and in
termediate points; at Netcong+Stanhope for
Sussex branch; at Washington with the Lack
awanna Limited for Buffalo and all points
west. Sleeper on this train rnns through to
st. Louis. Observation and Dining Cars to
Buffalo.
+ Train 5, 254 p. m stops at Morristown on sig
nal for passengers for Water Gap and points
beyond. Pullman sleeper and coach run right
through to Chicago. Dining and Parlor Cars
to Binghamton.
Train 405, leaving Morristown at 4.40 p. M,
runs through to Easton and diconuects with the
Central Railroad OF New Jersey and Lehigh
Valley Railway Company connects at Dover
with Scranton and intermediate points.
Tickets to all points in the United States
sale at Morristown Ticket Office.
For further information, call on =, M Flynn,
Ticket Agent, AIorristown; Guy Adams, Divi-
sion Passenger Agent. Newark; T. w Lee.
General Passenger Agent, 20 Exchange Place.
New York.
General Passenger Agent.
The Morris County chronicle., 1904-05-17

Sir James Thomson 'Ritchie, brother
sf the late chancellor of the exchequer,
has been elected lord mayor of London
for the ensuing year In succession to
Sir Marcus Samuel,
Both the plague and cholera are rag
ing at Peitang, China, seaport fifty
miles east OF Tientsin. where 1000
deaths have occurred during the past
two months.
The Duke Of Richmond Lennox and
Gordon died Sunday at Gordon castle,
Fochabers. Banfrsfae, Scotland He
was the sixth to bear this title.
The Morris County chronicle., 1904-05-17

-l'll bet" said Cadley seornfuIly.
that you dldn'td do the proposing. Dol
lars to doughnuts your wife asked yoy
to marry her.
"Oh. moi you're wrons'' replied Hen
peck.
"Ob. come or
''Np. She dfs'n's ask me to marry Isgs
She seld ire to. .H 81 EAlladsllslla IHgess
The Morris County chronicle., 1904-05-17

The ReY. Mr., SANITY Are you young
people coming to church with me?
I'm going to preach on Love One An.
other" His Daughter NO, father; we
viii stay at home and practice what
you preach. Life.
The Morris County chronicle., 1904-05-17

Primus Cooking up from Darwin's
celebrated work. You're an evolution
Of a monkey. Secondus- You haven4
started yet.r1YaIe Record.