The daily sentinel., 1904-02-16
WIRELESS GRAPHOWSKIS
THEY NEVER LEAVE.

Is diOQh iltAt AOA tAt Apb-
ins are beginning to arrive, says
Denver paper.
When Boreas. with icy sting.
Wanders far into the spring.
And bleak and cold of winter weather
Oe'rspread the frosted moor and
heather.
No warbling note or downy feather
Elsewhere breaks the dreariness-
But here tbs different we confess
For the robins don't leave Grand Val
ley.
Our fathers thought. so did their sires.
That nature in her signs conspires
To tell when seasons come and go.
When wintry blasts no longer blow;
When comes the sun then goes tho
snow.
Then robins come upon the scene
To show that spring is here. serene
But tile robins don't leave Grand Val
lev.
And undisturbded this pleasant balm
Instills within the soul calm
Venetian days, or lustrous Spain,
Itala's sun-would jointly reign
Unite IL every throbbing vein
OF living things-here they align
Where birds are not weather sign,
For the robins don't leave Grand Val
ley.
While no regular set of rules can
always be applied. it is evident the
Japs adhere to several good maxims.
If Ann was "a years old when mar
tial law was declared, what resem-
blance has Peabody to put back in
cash register?
Medicos claim that tobacco will not
kill any desease germ, and doubtless
it is a fact. for there is ne nreceptible
diminishment in the number of dudes.
The causus belli actuating Peabody
and Bell during the Cripple and Tel
luride wars is now explained. They
have a fondness for union suits, it
seems.
That scientist who held onto 81.
bill long enough to count 80. 900. 900
microbes ON it. is still considerably
outclassed by our old friend, the de-
linquent subscriber.
Those prayersovitch sent up by Rus |
sia for success got short circuited at |
some vocabulistic way station. for
the only response seems to have been
delivered by the Japs.
There's no word of any gradium
To properly rhyme with radium-
Tho in dollars and cents
Its values immense.
Its no good to public tradum.
The pen still remains mightier than
Colorado. for hasn't the San Juan lus-
tire of Sherman Bells bright blade !
been dimmed by the bull pen?
Horses. ostriches and giraffes may
have the largest eyes of land creatures.
but they fade into insignifcance
when compared to the goo-goo vari
ETY. in popularity with Grand June
tion leap year girls,
perusal of the daily papers would
indicate that the Associated Press IL
a terrible and amor seless thing. with
wide operation. For instance. we
read = ''Two Hundred Lives Lost
by the Associated Press" "Three
Gunboats and 1000 Prisoners Captur-
ed by the Associated Press;'' "An
Earthquake in Portugal by the Asso-
ciated Press Burned to the Stake
by the Associated Press;' Attempted
as ;assination by the Associated Press"
"Vanderbilts Have New Daughter
by the Associated Press''-truly this
menace is assuming startling proper
tions.
Old Sokio
rom Toxic,
Had a daughter, winsome pearl.
Fathers joy, his only girl.
She was sent to technic college
There imbibed a fulsome knowledge
But war broke out-a Russian chap
Started out to change the map,
he we'd the maid from TOXIC
Tie sequel was no jokio-
For when tine sequel's name was said
Grandpap heard it and fell dead:
Weagshi Peteroff
Observation-Disclosures
ia aoanowhiskey
Soakiostrydle miskovitch-
So Soak
Did croakio
Irwin to figure out witch was witch.