The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1904-09-29
THISTLES

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ns wabH tG know Il }oafl pieasc sttl
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hour. SIC tlltka ID snell from your 40
iormobeei may drive awsy ID moiqai.ccs
This e0ny,rtA In took place over th,
itItpfore litt At Rishmond Iitil9 Hd
IT, Are yoa ~ No, l'm not siriy yet
hh aur. ~ The receiver like hitting tt'
box vi.b = rock,
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niaf Spoiled DAtllng safe 0. II, doctor
eAnit siesp sitter o'eleck Ia the morn
ifg,
AlserpoE Have you any ldes, dnlifg
aha, your father would ssy II asked hin
for your hard. Arabella No, haven't
IL never uses that KIDD Of language before
his family.
-Good wiz hear you gave s2s to helT
rpaif The ehurehi Grassritt You hsy,
ben mIsibformed. ! merely stblcfib,d
his. amount.
-~D0n't be too snIious TO get q husband
,ali the vie mairun. Don't 70 aroufd
hahiins for ore Think should iust oil
dyRn and wal. for one, chr replied The
maiden. Yes, for you'll III. up and walt
Tor one tften enough after you've got him.
George-l wonder why it's so easy 10
gct erg ged to a girl In the summer. Jack
III tss. tell you what, George, after grl
sta herteli 10 summer boarding houi Q
looking glass, she'll acetp. most anybody.
-lonesllls Just impossible for ma to
keep lesd pencil. People are always Der
roslog, yqa know, aud they always forget
to return. Brown Why, ! never have any
trouble. See, I've 20. whole vest pocket.
~ q pencila, Jones-Dlesn't that prove
il4 what | Ealdy
Fair Grill am sure papa would not
utIci to you, but am airaId mamma will.
sle saws your family have deprsved tastes,
Rich Grocer's Son Good gracious Where
did she get that idea. Fair Girl--I think
che judges by The butter that you father
used TO recommend as good.
Can you forgive me and love me still :
said the newly made bride, when confess
that my teeth are ariiheislY Thank heav-
en- cried the groom as be snatchNi on bis
viz, Now can cool my head.
Rlghtlelgh says be has flashed the
m1st difficult part Of his new novel. -Four
apubllsher, hiss he's
II DOM know what We shall do II tx.
p'nses keep on Increasing. Isn't 1t fierce
Why, my last home cost nearly two mil
lohs
-Jeanie's mother WAS expecting CON-
pauy, bat last before train time, says What
TO Est, telegram arrived which read |.
: Missed train. viii start same time TO.
morrow" jennie rushed home from sehool
,rpee'ing to see the guest, but instead was
.tnxn the message. After reading II lab
orGnslY snd carefully through she eIclsIm-
"a, Why, msmma, II she Starts at the
stmo time tomorrow she will miss tie train
re 10,
Little Tommy's father had read the
iiacteeuth chapter Of Palms ore morning
- prayer ard he sentence, The days Of
Gu. years are three.icorc years and ten, bad
,tuek IN the yourgster' misd. Later In the
morning be ran to bis grandfather with the
question, How old Ia ihrce.score years
snd ten, grandpa That's seventy years,
laddle. How old are sou, grandpa Why,
I'm most sevtnty.nye. What. said Tommy,
In surprise, more than seventy, ard not
dead YETI
"A eolored man In Philadelphia request.
ed bls employer to release him 10 that he
could 20 South. What do you want to 20
for, lsfsyett, Cos I'se called to church
down daf. Called TO church, What are
sou golng to he lac golu to be tunhn
! dunno whedder be dc pasture, or de sex
tAnt or &c yetturemsn, bat lac goln' to be
sumaa.
Tho ladles of The club were closely
grouped about The speaker OF the afternoon,
a remarkably successful woman, Ia whom
commercial aud literary Abiiiiy were ad
migshly balarctd. Tell Us 10 few word,
hos to he successful, said enc Of the ladies
irkis.entiy. To be successful, taid The suc
ees''ai one, all We women hsvs TO do is to
mtke ~ much Of bu.Iaefs Of cur own
Business - we do II the thirgs that are
none d our baslnefs
Tho 80, old story, exclaimed lhe hut.
bard ~ith lor9 drawn sish, al be laid
down his paper. AIo.her man committed |