Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1904-07-05

You can't tell the Russians that the
yellow peril' is not reaL-Indianap-
oils News
Ethiopia for the Ethiopians," cries
a negro bishop. Well, we hear no pro-
test in America.--Louisvllle Post
A woman is willing to take the ben
eft of the doubt and let man have the
doubt of the benefit. Baltimore Her
aid
1t would be something Of calamity
if one of those floating mines should
strike the sea serpent-Washington
Times
If Montana train robbers would SUBJ
scribe TO state ethics they would work
exclusively through the legislature
Detroit Free Press.
Reports from the archaeological de-
partment have it that the bacillus of
lockjaw has begun to sit up and notice
things.-Deroit Free Press.
Boston physicians are using the
piano as an instrument to cure nerve
diseases. This must be "a painful oper-
alton. New York Herald.
"Who are the truly great?" asks DR..
Newell Dwight Hills. We refuse to
guess until the batting averages have
been figured Washington Post.
The Koreans are getting off more
easily than they expected and are even
managing TO make a little money sell
ing things to the soldiers.-Washingt
Star.
The Igorrotes may be happy in be-
ing unaffected by the present high
price of beef. but they must have a
standing feud with the dog catcher
Omaha Bee.
The st. Louis anarchist society
which ordered the fat men killed may
have been merely experimenting with
worry as ain obesity cure.-Kansas
City Times.
1t is feared that some people get into
Mr. Rockefelers Bible class who
would rather have a tip on the market
than information on how to be good
Washington Star.
A congressional committee is TO in
vestigate the Red Cross Society. 1t
would be more fitting to have the Red
Cross Society investigate Congress-
Atlanta Journal
The worst of Bandit Raisui's deed
will not be known until 1t is definitely
determined whether or not Perdicaris
is going to take the lecture platform
Augusta Chronicle.
| Dowie in his trip around the world.
probably learned that there is no place
| for faker like America and no place
In America quite so easy as Chicago
Cedar Rapids Republic. ~
Report comes from Port Arthur OF
| social entertainment on board one OF
tho Russian battleships. We presume
the guests were supplied with diving
Washington Post.
Strange so many French soldiers
drop dead from fast walking in maneu-
vers. Haven't heard of any Russians.
dropping dead from fast sprinting i'm
&C jon,-Atlanta Constitution.
1t is said that the one and only re-
.
ibat some of the imported grafters are
so much more accomplished than the
home grafters.-Atlanta Journal.
Railroad companies are making ex-
tensive additions TO their sidetrack fa-
cilities at St Louis. Probably prepar-
ing terminal facilities for the presi-
dental Observation-Disclosures Post. 2
Under the latest Supreme Court de-
cisioi railroads may kill employees with
inpunity, so long as they are not ex-
ecuted by direct order of the manager
or president.-Detroit News Tribune.
There is to be a scientific collection
pie will be far more interested in dodg-
ing the uncollected ones when the hot
weather comes on.-Philadelphia Bull
letin.
A box entitled How to Get Rich"
is being advertised for sale at the price
of 81. A good tip TO one wishing to
get rich would be to save his dollar
and not buy the book.-Atlanta Jour
nal
A Chicago woman seeks a divorce
because her husband has not smiled in
ten years. Popular judgment should
be suspended until the husband tells
why he has not smiled.-Minneapoli
Times.
Secretary Taft says that the new
capital of the Philippines 'lies In a
pocket Of the mountains" Pleased TO
lenrn that it does not lie in the pocket
| OF some real estate syndicate-Wash-
1 ington Star.
! Barnum's greatest show on earth"
has not only abolished street parades,
! but II is now accompanied by It's own
4 chaplain. There's no telling where
this reform mania will end--Atlanta
/ Constitution.
A japanese postcard has been pub
| lished showing a Russian admiral
standing on the beach In divers cos
tune with the inscription, Going
down to review the feet"-CoIumbus
Evening Dispatch.
That the emancipation of woman is
now complete has been demonstrated
In 81. Louis. The lender of them all
exercised her prerogative Of liberty
and went from the parior into the
htchen.-St. Louis Republic.
According to a new encyclopedia,
poverty is caused by four things
drink, inefficiency and shiftlessness.
crime and fOndness for rowing One
other cause that might be mentioned is
a lack Of mOney.-New York Sun.
Philadelphia court has decided
that a man does not have to tell his
wife how much money he makes or
how he spends 1t. Before acting on
this opinion it will be advisable for
most men to find out what their wives