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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-01-24
ONE ON JOHN KERNEL.

The late John Kernell, the Irish comedian.
liked In his prime to go back TO Ireland, whence
he would often bring material gathered In ale
houses and the highroads. that afterward
served him we'll in dia IrEue upon the stage
Kernen once said, At a little supper party IN
Boston, that he had net on a summer day IN
Galway an Irishman driving horse so thin that
II staggered as il walked
why don't you put more flesh on that naSF
Kernel exclaimed Indignantly.
More, IS it," the Irishman answered Why
by the powers. don't you see that the poor
creature can hardly carry what little there is on
TN
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-01-24
WOULD He REFUSE?

The late Frederic r. Coudert was a graduate
Of the class Of 80 OF Columbia University. An
old Columbia man said Of him recently
"Coudert left behind him at college n reputa-
ton for originality and humor. Even In my
time-and mine was much later time than his
a good thing of Couderts would now and then
be quoted
AT a college dance one night a young matron
told me that she had met Coudert in his junior
year. and that she had asked him arChly If 4
young man. having the opportunity TO kiss a
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-01-24
CLEAR OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES

DR.. Charles H. Parkhurst was talking about
the self-rishteous
They are a strange class" he said. when
ever l think Of them I am reminded Of n man
who died in Leipsic while l studying there,
some thirty years ago. This man was so abom-
inably self-righteous that they say he muir
INJURED as he lay dying:
And II l owe any man anything freely for
give him the debt
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-01-24
THE RETORT IN KIND.

W. D. HoweIls the novelist. seldom fails. when
any one has animadverted on his cOrpulence to
come out with a neat retOrt
When Mr.. Howells consul at Venice
very lean and long American said to him one
day loosely:
III were as fat as you I'd go and hang my
self"
Well said Mr.. Howells. If / ever take your
advice I'll use you for a roTe."
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-01-24
INTENDED FOR DEAD LANGUAGES.

DR.. Jesse Benedict Carter. professor Of Latin
at Princeton University. is one OF the most
popular men in the faculty. and is generally
regarded by the students a wit
Recently. on coming into one Of his sophie
more Latin classes. he found the room filed
with a sickening odor. caused by the newly
silvered radiators. Apparently before he had
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-01-24

The boy departed merrily, and In little
while returned with his mouth full.
80 you got the change without trouble eh|
said the man, he counted II. And did All
make no examination OF the rupee|
" Oh said the boy 1 didn't go as far Ais
got the sweetmeats at Bahram's shop"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-01-24

Ladies' and gentlemen" he said, every
knows I'm not so big a fool my friend
. . would have you believe"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-01-24

time to think he said: Gentlemen, they evil
IDENTIFY intended this room for dead languages"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-01-24

pretty girl. would refuse. Coudert, with equaI
archness. had replied. -
He might refuse. but who afterward would
believe that he had done so?
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1904-01-24
SURE TO RAIN.

Adyentur Of AuntD
ArNTY pEMocRAcY-rHATs JUST THE
GorTo L A
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1904-03-04
PAW Ay
Makes The Stomach Well and
Keeps II So

7 have the support Of the entire mooi-
col world in my declaration that dySpep-
STA is not only the cause OF most d's-
eases, but lis Indirectly responsible Tor
many crimes and most failures.
Ii is Wen known chat the stomach
controls the nerves and the nerves con-
troll the man.
Who thinks for one moment that
President Roosevelt would have at
tanned his high Office had he been 2
dyspcptic or a sufferer Of any nervous
or stomach trouble. The fact is his
healthy stomach has given him healthy
mind and a robust body. He can work
eighteen hours without fatigue, and then
go 70 bed and sleep peacefully ana
sound
Grover Cleveland was another great
worker who owed his success to his
stomach. Statistics show that nearly
all successful men have been free from
indigestion, while court records prove
that a large percentage of failures and
crimes. both in business and profes-
sional life, can be traced to some stOm-
aCh or physical ailmCnt.
My advice TO persons who would lead
In any vocation and TO all wlo would be
successful and happy-look well to your
stoma h.
Don't abuse it. Respect it, and treat
it rs your best friend.
If your stomach is already impaired,
If you have dyspepsia or any form OF
indigestion or nervousness l can DO ~
greater service than to urge you to take
my Paw-Paw Remedy.
This remedy is vegetable pepsin
which digests most everything it touch
es; its effect upon stOmachS that have
become sore and irritated is most re-
markable.
l.
aChs that have been vcakenc'
cathartics and harmful drugs.
| wish to state most cmph rs
that if you will take paw-laW t
not be troubled with any Inconvenience,
or distress after eating. ! will Jar
antee that your food will not sour that
you will not bloat, that you will have
no dizzy spells, no cold hands or feet,
that YOU will have no more heart palpl-
tations or headaches, that you will be
free from nervousness and be able &c
enjoy a good nights sleep.
These are strong statements, l know,
but no stronger than the facts warrant.
Columns upon columns Of testimonials
have been published in the past month
nd all tell the same story.
Druggists have publicly declared they
lever handled remedy that made such
remarkable cures; as a tonic 10 the veal
and debiitated it is truly a blessing.
1t gives rest and viCor to the Over.
worked, strength TO the weak and hope
to the depressed. / earnestly ask
every person who is ailing who is ner-
vous. and all those who feel the need Of
strengthening tonic TO lay aside all
other medicines. all other tonics and
beverages and take Paw-Paw according
to directions.
You will soon be able 10 eat heartily
and digest all that you eat; your ner-
vousness will soon leave you. and YOU
will soon be able to sleep peacefully and
soundly.
Don't resort 10 alcoholic stimu.ants
when You feel weak or depressed. but
depend upon Paw-Paw. 1t gives eX-
hilaration without intoxication. II VIII
lift Won into the high altitude OF hope
nd hG,d Won there.-Munyon.
AZ all druggists. Large bottles, 81.
aw-Paw Laxative Pills, Doc cents a
bottle.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1904-03-04
SUPREME COURT.

The case people Nelson Goodrode pending
supreme January 1905 having been argued
The supreme reversed the verdict
conviction could be reasonably expected,
the nole pros'd.
The case Of the people VS. Geo Griffith convicted of
burglary November term 1902 appealed to the
supreme and the verdict and judgment of the circuit
affirmed.
In the Of the people Chas. Rogers, informed
against for perjury the circuit judge quashed the norma
ton the prosecutor applied the supreme and
obtained writ of mandamus restoring the and it
pending trial in the circuit
The of the people William Remuss and William
Remus respondents convicted of the violation the
local option in February 1908 and carried the
the supreme exceptions before The
submitted decision yet
The of the people E. B. Longwel convicted of
violation of the local option law has been appealed the
supreme and is there pending.
All of which is respectfully submitted
DAVID ANDERSON,
Prosecuting Attorney.
motion of Supervisor Diman, seconded by Super
Gage sheriff authorized and instructed pur-
chase bed and rug for the turnkey in the Jail
petition from the village of Paw Paw praying for
the corporate said village,
motion of Supervisor Hartman by Super
visor Wdy, referred the prosecuting attorney for
instructions in regard the proper procedure relative said
petition
The committee claims submitted the following partial
report which, motion Supervisor Squer
Supervisor Matthews, accepted and adopted
To the Honorable Board of Supervisors:
sherif's, Justices constables'
coroner claims respectfully submit follow
ing their report recommending the allowance of the
eral given below authorized
to draw orders for the
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1904-03-04
AFTERNOON SESSION.

AFTERNOON SESSION.
Board called by chairman; roll called; quorum
present.
The hour having arrived up the proposition
the taken from the table for further
Moved by Supervisor Wldey. and seconded by Super
visor Coleman that the county appropriate $4,000 towards
clock for the Motion lost
by Supervisor Matthews, by Super
visor Widely that the county appropriate $500
paying for a clock for the lost.
Moved by Supervisor Wdey seconded by Super
visor Coleman that county appropriate
paying for clock with 15OO h. bell,
and office dias upon condition that the citizens
contribute the balance the estimate Nels Johnson
file
yea nay being for by Supervisor Cole
the taken with the following result
Supervisors voting in the affirmative (yea) Super
vsors Kennedy Coleman Cleveland Dilman, vckers,
tuck Gage, Widely Waber Cornish Matthews, Allen and
Hill. 49,
Supervisors voting the negative (nay) were Super
vsors Gaynor squie Watson, Byers Danneel Benedict
Zeedyk and Hartman (s)
The motion thereupon declared be
Moved by Supervisor Wldey, and seconded by Super
visor Coleman that the county clerk be authorized and in
sruced to contract for clock, office
dials, when the required raised
per the previous motion. Motion prevailed
Moved by Supervisor Hill, by Supervisor
Matthews, that when a
clock the shall be with Johnson of
istee, Mich. Motion prevailed.
On motion of Supervisor Gage seconded by Supervisor
Hartman adjourned past eight
morning.
8,
Board pursuant adjournment; called; quorum
present
Minutes of yesterdays proceedings read by the
clerk and approved.
The matter of the petition of the village of Paw Paw
for the extension of the corporate limits of said village
Paw Paw having referred prosecuting attorney
for instructions relative to the legal the
fully explained and instructions given which salts
factory to the board.
Thereupon chairman announced a
o'clock this afternoon.
AFTERNOON SESSION.
present
The committee claims presented the following partial
which, motion of Supervisor Dman seconded by
Supervisor wdey was accepted adopted except
bill of sheris fees, which be referred back the
committee claims.
To the Honorable Board of Supervisors
Your committee sherifs justices, constabes' and
coroner claims and respectfully submit the follow
their recommending the allowance of the
eral given below, the author
lied to draw orders for the
Amount Amount
Claimant Nature of Claim Claimd. Alow'd.
NJ Springer M d. inquest, Sedgwick- 5 90 90
Gregory Mayer q Thorn Co., supplies CO.
officers ------------ o OO 90
f. M. zuver, burial Sullivan Cook, ind sol
der--------- --------------- 40 Oo 40 90
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1904-03-04
San Francisco LOS Angeles.

Special low round-trip rate for above
points. Tickets on sale April 22d to Both
inclusive. Return limit, June 30th. Ask
agents for particulars or write
Ii. j. GRAY, ID. p. A,
Grand Rapids.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1904-03-04

Il. J. DILMAN,
T.. J. HILL.
5. H. SHATTUCK,
SHELDON COLEMAN,
Committee Claims and Accounts.
Dated January 5th, a. ID. 1904.
Thereupon the chairman announced a until
o'clock this afternoon
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1904-03-04
A. W. MACHEN.

A. W. MACHEN.
free delivery division; George T..
Lorenz, Of Toledo, o., and Samuel A.
and Diller b. Croft, of this city. The
jury had been out nine hours, although
the verdict was reached in eight hours
and twenty-five minutes, and with five
ballots.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-09-27
FELL AMONG THIEVES.
Story Told by okey Wiseman at 2
O'Clock This Morning.

Okey Wiseman, who says his home Is at
Thurmond, w. Va, who has been In this
city for twenty-four hours or more, is
patient in the Emergency Hospital. He
was in Georgetown yesterday morning on
shopping expedition, and purchased sew
eral pairs of shoes to take home with him.
He became separated from the shoes in
some way and called on the police to re-
cover them. His next introduction to the
police occurred about o'clock this morn
ing, when he was found wandering about
the streets in South Washington in an ap-
parently dazed condition. He was turned
over to the police.
The police found him suffering from a
scalp wound, and his condition was that
of man who had evidently INDUCED IN
alcoholic stimulants Wiseman gave his
age as twenty-seven years. and said he had
been robbed of a gold watch and a sum of
money by two strange white men, He was
unable to give the police an idea where the
alleged "hold-up'' occurred, nor could he
give them descriptions of the alleged high
waymen. He was sent to the hospital,
where the doctors found his wound was not
of serious nature
Wiseman reached this city on train
over the Chesapeake and Ohio railroad
Sunday afternoon.
II just came here to see the town." he
when left home had no idea of COM
ing this far and my people do not know
where 1 am. Drinking got me in this
scrape."
When he awoke at the hospital this morn
ing he told the police he thought the person
last night and got his money and watch.
He was left without funds and had to APP
ply to the board of charities for transpor-
tation in order to return home -9t
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-09-27
THE GOOD TEMPLARS.
Friendship Lodge Meets, Initiates Can
didates and Elects officers.

Friendship Lodge, No. Ii, Independent Or
der of Good Templars, met in Melford Han,
at the northeast corner OF Sth and
streets northeast, last evening. Mr.. 5. W..
Russell, special deputy grand chief tempiar,
called to order and presided during the
evening Miss Laura E. Bryson, past grand
secretary acted as vice. templar, Mr.. E..
Lionel O'Brien as recording secretary MIS-
Emma F. Bishop, past grand vice tempiar'
as financial secretary, Mr.. l. L. Corby, past
grand counsellor, as past chief templar, MT.
S. T. Westdall, grand secretary, as mar
shall, Miss Louise Hoffman as chaplain,
Mrs Hoyt Holton as deputy marSnal, anu
Mrs. /. L. Corby, as guard.
There were present as sitting or past
Grand Lodge officers: Mr.. A. e. Shoemaker,
grand chief; Mrs. j. r. narrower, grand
grand chief; Mrs. Frear, past grand vice
templar; Mrs. Nettie Cole, past grand chap
lain, and Wilbur Mcdaniel, past grand SEN
tinel and former member OF Friendship
Lodge. The initiatory degree was conferred
upon two candidates.
Officers for the coming quarter were elect
ed as follows: Hoyt Holton, chief templar
Miss Ida Doyle, vice templar; Major d.
Bishop financial secretary; Mrs. H. A. Hol-
ton, treasurer, and Miss Nettie Cole, mar
shall.
to the grand templar for lodge deputy and
was duly commissioned.
Mr. and Mrs. /. L. Corby expressed the
wish to be received as associate, sustaining
members, and their request was granted
with appropriate Acknowledgements.
The roli-call of visiting members of the
order showed all the subordinate lodges in
the District represented, with considerable
delegations from Perseverance and Mime
haha lodges.
The program included brief congratula-
tory addresses by the presiding officer and
the grand chief violin recitals by Prof.
James Carroll, remarks by Wilbur Nc
Daniel, the narration of local event of
special significance to temperance workers,
by Mr. John c. Gates of Faith Lodge, and
an impressive dialect recital by Miss Flor
ence Callahan, a graduate of Undine Juve-
nile Temple.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-09-27
REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS.

NO. 51S D STREET NORTHEAST-Malin
43, square S36; $40.
COLUMBIA HEIGHTS-Morris Clark ct
ux. to Alexander Millar,2 lots 10 and 20,
block %; $40.
MOUNT PLEASANT AND PLEASANT
PLAINS-John L. Warren ct ux. to
Robert M. Ryce, lot $50. block 4; 80
NO. 1926 D STREET SOUTHEASTERN A.
Killmon to Harry w. Kilimon, part orig
inal lot 6, square 1873; $40.
WASHINGTON INCONSISTENCIES H.
Smith to Joseph N. Young. lot "a. block
8; $40. ,r-t-t.
MERIDIAN HILL AND SOUTH GROUNDS
COLUMBIAN UNIVERSITY-Martin
7. Dryden to Harry Wardman, part lot
1, block IS, Meridian Hill, and part lot
SO, South Grounds Columbian Univer-
sity; $40. Same to Harry B. Wilson,
part same lots; $40. ri .. se.
NO. "A I STREET NORTHEAST-Mary
Strange to Sarah H. Pritchard, lot 90,
square 675; $40.
PLEASANT PLAINS-Charles w. Stetson,
trustee, to Bessie c. Paxton, lot 1856;
$3.50
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. J. Dougherty to
Manor Real Estate and Trust Company,
part lot IA: $125.
NO. 1924 @ STREET NORTHWEST-Chas
s. Cameron, executor, ct al. to John b.
Daish, lot %, square $50; $500.
MOUNT PLEASANT AND PLEASANT
PLAINS-Charles w. King, tr., ct ux.
to James Strayer, lot 563; SO. James
Strayer to Frederick L. Fridley, lot 563;
$40.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-09-27
THE CASE CONTINUED.
Alleged Illegal Invasion Of the italian
Ambassadors Home.


The alleged unlawful invasion of the sum-
mer domicile of Baron des Planches, the
Italian ambassador, at Atlantic City, has
been brought to the notice of the State De-
partment with view to the settlement of
the difficulty. According to a telegram
from Atlantic City, when the Italian am
bassador returned there about two weeks
ago. after brief visit to Newport, he found
the Pacific avenue cottage he lad rented
until September 10 in possession of Mrs.
Josephine Cadmus of New York. who had
bought the premises and moved in, sup
posing the Baron's tenancy had been ter
minated.
Secretary Riccardo Borghetti of the
italian embassy caused the arrest Of Dan
lei Collins, the broker who gave the new
owner possession of what Is described as
Italian territory.
A letter from Assistant Secretary Adee
to Mayor Stoy of Atlantic City advising
that the invasion of the Des Planches DOM
icile had been technically an invasion OF
Italian territory was presented as evidence
for the prosecution.
Lawyer John Reed, for the defense plead
ed that there had been no intent to frac-
ture either diplomatic or other laws. Jus
tice Donnelly, impressed with the interna-
tional significance of the case, ordered an
adjournment for two weeks.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-09-27
THE COURT RECORD
District Supreme IdourtJ

EQUITY COURT-Chief Justice Clahauch
Israel agt. Israel; commission ordered to
issue; compliments solicitor, w. H. WahIy.
Van Nortwick agt. Blodgek; leave to Geo.
C. Aukam to withdraw as solicitor for COM
plainant
Evans agt. Evans; AUTHORITY to 9lerk to
mail copies of bill nunc pro oune; cemplain-
ants solicitor, Sydney Il. Mndd
Hume agt. Hume; sale ratified nisi; COM
plainants solicitors Allen C.. Clark; defend
ants solicitor. ]. F. Cox.
Saunders agt. Holmead; final ratification
of sale; compliments solicitor, w. c. Prem
tiss; defendants solicitors, Wilson, & Barks-
dale and Charles s. Muir. NJ RI
Saunders agt Monumental Savings Asso-
| citation; WI. Lambert and N. W. Barksdale
appointed receivers; bond, $500; complaint
ants solicitors Lambert & Baker and j. W.
Patterson: defendants solicitors, Wilson Il
Barksdale.
Bauer agt. Bauer: final ratification of
sale; reference to auditor; complainant
solicitors. c. F. Hurley and c. w. Boyle;
defendants solicitor. Leon Tobriner.
Croft agt Croft; rule as to contempt re-
turnable October 5. 1904 complainant
solicitors, Lambert & Baker.
McGovern agt. McGovern; rule as to all
mony returnable October 5. 1904: complain
ants solicitors, Lambert & Baker.
King agt. King; rule as to alimony return
able October 5, 1901: complainants solicitor,
Charles J. Murphy.
CIRCUIT COURTLChief Justice Clabaugh
Van Nortwick agt Blodgett: leave grant
ed Attorney George c. Aukam to withdraw
appearance for plaintiff.
CRIMINAL COURT-Chief Justice Cha
baugh.
United States agt. Edward Matthews.
robbery; bench warrant returned cepi and
defendant committed.
PROBATE CoURT-Chief Justice Cla-
baugh.
Estate of Charles II. Trunnel; will dated
January 10 1900 fled
Estate of Virginia D. Corbit; petition for
letters of administration filed; attorneys,
Blair & Thorn.
Estate of William Wilson; petition for let
tiers of administration filed; attorney j. F.
Bundy
Estate of John Curtis: order directing
payment to guardian; attorneys, Roach 4
Watkins.
ministration granted to George HELEN;
bond $1,000; attorneys, Blair & Thorn
Estate of Moses Jones; letters of admins
tratlon granted to Maggie Cook; bond 500;
attorney, ]. w. Patterson.
Estate of William H. Alburger; letters of
administration granted to Harry A. Albur-
ger; bond, 500.
Estate of Mort K. We'll: will admitted to
Helen K. Well; bond, $500; attorney, John
Watson, jr.
Estate of William Ware: letters of ad-
m1nistratfon granted to Georgiana Ware;
poHu SlOO, attorneys, Lambert q BAKER.
Estate. of Charles J. Wade, tr.; letters of
administration granted to Charles ]. Wade;
bond 500; attorneys, Padgett & Forrest
Estate of William Wilson; letters of ad-
mnistration granted to Mary E. Wilson;
bond 500; attorney, James F. Bundy
In re Daniel O'Brien; order of allowance;
attorney, Charles ]. Murphy.
BANKRUPTCY COURT-Chfef Justice Cla-
baugh.
In re Thomas J. King; discharge ordered.
In re Eureka Instantaneous Opening Cor
set Steel Company; hearing on rule con-
tinued to October T. 1904.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1904-09-27
Army Orders.

Colonel John E. Greer, ordnance depart
ment, has Teen ordered to visit the works
of the Crucible Steel Company of America,
Harrison, N. j., on official business pertain
ing to the Inspection Of ordnance material
under construction.
First Lieutenant Claudius NJ. Seaman has
been transferred from the 18th Company,
Coast Artillery, to the unassigned list, and
will report to the commanding officer. artil-
lery district of the Potomac, for assign
ment to staff duty.
Second Lieutenant Ralph E. Herring has
been transferred from the unassigned list
to the 18th Company, Coast Artillery.
Contract Surgeon w. v. Kellogg has been
granted one months extension of leave of
absence.
Corps, has been transferred from the Goth
Company to the ed Company Coast Artil-
ley.
First Lieuts. Robert R. Wallace, Sd Cav
airy; Ward B. Pershing, 4th Cavalry, and
George Williams, 9Th Cavalry, have been
ordered to examination for promotion.
Contract Dental Surgeon Clarence E.
Lauderdale and Contract Surgeon Stephen
Whyte have been granted leave of absence
for two months
Battalion Sergeant Major Henry Muller,
Sth Infantry, has been placed on the re-
tired list on his own application.
The following changes have been made In
the stations and duties of officers of the
subsistence department.: Capt. James A.
Logan, jr., has been ordered to New York
city for duty as the assistant of the pur-
chasing commissary there. Capt. George w.
Ruthers has been relieved from duty as as
sistant to the chief commissary, Depart
ment Of California, San Francisco, CAL,
and ordered to New Orleans La, to relieve
Capt Bertram T. Clayton, quartermaster,
of his duty as purchasing commissary in
that city.
First Lieut.. Frank T. McNarney, 9th Cav
airy, has been granted an extension of
leave of absence for three months.