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The Cairo bulletin., 1904-11-15
Marking for lioht in Africa.

Ri. Rev J. c. Hartzell. bishop Of
he Methodist Episcopal church Of
.frica. is making a tour Of the world,
18th the view OF arousing interest In
aligious work in the dark continent.
Ie Is now in the south. Eight years
60 he was elected bishop Of Africa.
I'd in that time be has Travelled $780,
DO miles in the discharge Of his du-
-.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-11-15
cnrfnrtinn philoa,rhv.

The joy Of to-day nav be ashes to
morrow. but the humiliation 81 the
morrow wiz sarely be the jes. Of tic
Tag after. Always ia some way. r.
future justifes Tic ras---I.a BreToori
Roberts 10 September Lippi1cott's
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-11-15
Ihanksnivinn DAY Rites.

on November 23d and Path Mobile
I'D Ohio agents in Illinois and st.
)uis will sell round-tTiD tickets at
IL rates Ask your hone agent for
Tticulars.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-11-15

Wavteo--S Salesman to sell Grccer' and
Druggists Speolslties to general merchants
Ctnrd wages 10 4 Oh workers. Address tl2
south SiAth st, 81 Louis, NO.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-11-15

The Evening views is Cairo's lead
Ing evening newspaper-15c Der
month to Bulletin subscribers.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-11-15
NEWS FROM OUR NEIGHBORS

The pecans are getting ready t
fall. There is good crop this year.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-11-15

responsible marty de sires to rent an un-
right piano. willing u pay gacd rental foI
the rie m Kind Of instrument. eau or address
Dr. Guittras, u. ) MariDe Hospital.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-11-15
SAFE WANTED.
HOUSE WANTED.

Wanted-'ro buy small second hand safe
Three states Lumbar Company.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-11-15
PIANIST WANTED.

anted-G Cd professional pianist, Cord
engagement ~ light patty to travel Apply
A. j. Mare, man lEe VitsgT pm company
Plant rs II tel between and 2otlnck'
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-11-15
PIANO WANTED.

Chgdreu's clothes ard bobinet work. So
Ninth street,
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-11-15
sMEN WANTED.

Wanted 10 Rent--A six or eight room hens
in lower art Of city. Apply q, bulletin
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-11-15
FANCY WORK.

Hcmslitthirg. dawn work AID &pgorn
hoods matst order. eau at 3ii Min h 81.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-11-15

PROFESSIONAL
pr. uUuu eye, car, nose and throkts oornei
tyti Rnd v tshlngtun.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-11-15
GROCERY FOR SALE.
FOR RENT.
OFFICES FOR RENT.

Suite nnw occupied by Three safes LpH'.er
Co sos OHIO street, alter danu~ry LIST. H. III
Haniday.
The Cairo bulletin., 1904-11-15
sEAMsTREss WANTED.
SEWING WANTED.

seamstress Wantod-Apply 2i3 Eighth st
IInsf airs.
La Junta tribune., 1904-11-12
The white elephant Of Slam.

Siam remains the only independent
Buddhist state In the world. While
in China and Japan the majority OF
the people adhere to the same faith.
their rulers conform to other philOso-
phies. II not religions. But tho King
of Siam is ut one with his people IN
this respect. and Buddhism. therefore.
Is omnipresent.
Because II is believed that Bud&ha.
In his innumerable incarnations. was
pleased to remain longer In q white
elephant than in any other creature.
SO II became the symbol of sacred ma
jesty on the Siamese national naS.
and upon their seals and coinage. For
the same reason. both In the fiesh aDd
in images OF bronze and stone 60
often met with, the white elephant II
venerated as a saint. Not that there
ever has been seen xlich beast ~ q
truly white elephant. but as he 10 se-
casionally found. spotted. or OF . hgAs
coffee color. he represents to the
Siamese what the white bullock 6Ces
to the Hindu.
La Junta tribune., 1904-11-12
Murderer Was superstitIous.

Superstition has led to the arrest
and confession of murderer At Sye-
kolas. near Temesvar. Austria Hun
gary. The man. who was a peasant.
was seen by a policeman kneelins at
the grave OF q forester who had been
murdered by an unknown hand. Next
night the policeman watched again.
but the peasant did not appear. A
nightly vigil was kept. and on the
night of the next full moon the man
was seen again kneeling by the
grave. Knowing the superstitioDs Of
the country. the officer arrested the
peasant aud charged him with The
murder. The man instantly eDn-
fessed. and said that he came to beg
the forester's spirit for forgiveness
every full moon. as that was tho
time when the spirits walk abroad.
He was tried and condemned to ten
years. hard labor. and the policeman
received $500 reward offered by the
forester's employer for the discovery
OF the murderer.
La Junta tribune., 1904-11-12
Sailor. kno. Held Finn.

A Snowman in one of tho Belfast
(Ireland) markets found hinsek In
a rather curious contretenps the
other evening, and though highly
amusing to his audience the N hs
got into was very embarrassing 70
himself. He was offering 10 aAsv
anyone to tie him up and he would
undo himself. when along cane .
blue-jacket and bound him as snly .
sailor can. with the result that try a.
he might he could not get free. He
Ing thirsty. the sailor informed his
captive that he was going ~ =
drink" and would return In the coarss
Of half an hour. to which promise he
faithfully adhered. but on his reap
pearance the Snowman was sin In
bondage. At this stage the seaman
discovered he was needed elsewhere,
and left his victim. who. ultimately,
was cut loose by some good SsmsSA
tan.
La Junta tribune., 1904-11-12
How . eothamIte Gees Fishing.

A man OF no little prominence N
New York goes fishing with . pint
nask Of the best whisky he can bay.
The neck Of the mask Is Of . peculiar
kind. The opesing is NO larger than
a knitting needle, and It is not pos
sible to get more than one drop at =
time out of Il. The average fisherman
drinks an ounce at a swallow. and the
bottle is usually empty before the
fish begin to bite. But with or
friend the hask lasts till time 30 90
home. Every ave minutes he lets ono
drop fall on his tongue. SinsslarSy
enough, he is ~ drunk at tho sad sf
the day ~ II he had taken four m
gers At q time.--New York Prese-
La Junta tribune., 1904-11-12
. s,eedshes IN Teller County.

Denver, Nov. "a News special
from Victor last night says: In spite
II all the great precaution which was
taken anicially BY the authorities TO
prsvent disorder In the district, one
man Was killed and two received NOR
al wounds this morning in disputes
over the election.
Chris Miller. . well-known union
uiper, vas shot and killed At Goldneld
about 1880 O'Clock BY Deputy Shert6
Jim warford. Who also at almost the
same moment. shot Ike Lebo. who u
also said to be . uni0a man. and who
= unlikely to recover. Miller has .
family hving In GoldAeld.
E1Vafd Doyle. . saloonkeeper. ana
Q 1sputy sheriff 1t Midway. on Bull
nm, vas shot about $3.50 O'Clock this
no9ning By Constable O'Leary. Both
men were on duty At the polling place
there. Dcyle's vound u IN his groin.
He bled excessively from an artery.
His condition u veFy serious. He was
taken 70 the Sisters hospital IN Grip
pie Creek.
Each Of the shootings vas tie direct
result oe di6erence over omdal N
Shority and righto iA al aE0ond the
Do3linS places vher0 the Arrays took
Dl0eA.
La Junta tribune., 1904-11-12
All Riaht for NsttIs.

Jane-I wonder how Nettie got Fred
TO propose to her? She certainly isn't
. bit attractive.
Gertrude-No. but she has such
tact. you know. He asked her to
lunch . little while ago; 1t was only
out OF politeness. you understand. But
In giving the orders she managed to
order just the things that Fred liked
best. Naturally. he fell In love with
her ON the spot.
La Junta tribune., 1904-11-12
Probably Saw it.

An animal had escaped from . me-
nagerie. and the keeper was in search
Of Il.
Have you seen = stray girane?" he
asked Of the group on the platform
At the suburban railway station.
Now. that you mention IT," said
the red-nosed loafer sitting ON the
baggage truck. Il saw . tall step-lad.
der walkin' up the road past my house
last night. but didn't pay no 'tention
% It thought ! had 'em again"
La Junta tribune., 1904-11-12
The ouantity t1e W.nted.

An Irishman. meeting another one
holiday. invited him to the nearest -
loon to have . drink.
"What1l ye have. Jim?" said the
lost.
Il don't know. What are you going
to take?''
Il think I'll take . pale ale."
All right" said the other. give
ne . pail. too"
La Junta tribune., 1904-11-12
San Miguel County.

A Telluride special to the Republican
says: II 10 practically conceded that
San Miguel county has gone Republi-
can BY plurality Of about 500 for Pea
body. The vote Of thirteen precincts
out Of tventy-three Gives the following
results: For Roosevelt S93. Parker
SIS: Peabody s9s. Adams 5S1: Brooks
S33. shafroth SIS; Hogg SCI. Aaupin
$50.
Indications arc that the entire
county ticket. with the possible ex-
ceptjoa Of Charles Watson. Demo
cratic candidate for superintendent OF
schools, u elected.
La Junta tribune., 1904-11-12
Tie OlDHD
CADEglNER
NY Fex Terrier.
OoOeOoOoOoOOO09 -

Ny Fox Terrier.
a httle demon. in defense:
Brave as a lion he.
] wish ] lad the courage
Of this atom on my Knee.
a little universe Of love:
Cnselfish as the sea
wish did by others
As he has done by me.
4 little lump of loyalty
No power could turn from ma
] wish l had heart a. true:
From fear and favor free
4 little fountain full OF faith.
Forgiveness. charity.
! wish had his patience
And true nobility.
\ little Hash of fire and life.
Whate'er the summons be-
wish that l could face the W0po9
With half hi. energy.
4 little white fox terrier.
In whose brown eyes I SEQ
The little windows OF y soul
Too large to live In me.
-IndepenAAl
La Junta tribune., 1904-11-12
Against Odds.

why didn't you send for me
sooner?" asked the doctor OF patient
who was almost due at the jumping
OF place.
"Well. d-doctor." gasped the invalid.
"it t.took me a l-long time to make up
my m-mind to do anything d-desper-
ate."
La Junta tribune., 1904-11-12
psth psrslss cIassa cslsssds.


beave1. Nov. S.-CAaisDan l11leno
Nh a The stats Dsooefstis commit
thio Dsening aS O'clock OAyo ooS
following stafsosst:
M Adams cd tie satiro Oa00-
)k5o ticket have beea elected b. ma
1eieo Sanging fro0 1t.Coo to lS.ooo.
including DonvGe. ~ betveeo o.boo
l.oce. He claims that The Senate
have tveaty-four Dsm0cratic
mbessL Nine a tAns are bold
osR Fiftosa VIII - elected. 6o
hilb also forty-fous 70 Afty asnh9s
Tie Isvsf housa.
He places the number ef eou1t1ao
Sysed By the Republicans q sixteen
IA the sumbsr a d0ubtfsl COUNTIES u
- They are - follows:
Counties going De0ocSatae:
Adams. AsehuletA. Bouldse. CleaS
Fsek. Cha1ss, Cone3o. Castes. Dem
~, Delta. Dolores. Eagle. Hre0oot
>aF6eld. Gilpin. 0unnisoa. Hinsdale.
oResson, Lake. La Plata. LAriner. Las
Animas, Logan, Mesa. Mineral. Mon
)ssuma. Aontrose. Otsro. Ouiay. Park.
'p1tkin, Pueblo. Rio Blanco. Routt. So
Suachs. San Juan. Summit. Weld
Counties going for Peabody:
AFapahoe. Cheyenne. Ccsilla. E!oess.
= Paso. Grand. Huerfano. Kit Carson.
Lincoln. Morgan. Phillips. Provers. San
Miguel. Sedgwick. WashinSton and
Ys0a
Doubtful counties:
Bent. Douglas. kiovs and RIO
0rande.
The Denver Republican this morn
ing says: Governor James II. Peabody
Vas reelected in Colorado by . plurali-
" OF at least 1000. which will
probably 60 to 10000. and the policy
os Law and order clearly vindicated
and the state assured Of peaceful and
Srosperous times for the next two
Denver went for tho Repabliean
Rarty. The plurality for Peabody in
Denver will be at least 5000. and peac-
dcally all OF the legislative and county
tickets and the district attorney viii
90 to the Republicans.
The next general assembly Will be
assuredly Republican. The lower
hottie will be Republican By from
twenty to twenty-five. and the Republi-
cans will have . working majority II
the Senate.
In this state RocVevelt viii ren
sAead Of the state ticket BY from s.0os
70 Z, 900.
Al midnight Chairman d. 8. Farley
of the Republican state committee H.
sued Q bulletin In which he said the
Republican ticket vas unQusstionably
elected by 10000 to $4,000. Denver. II
Paao, Teller. Pueblo and the farming
counties to the north went for Pea
body and still heavier for Roosevelt
An hour before this time Denver had
accepted the verdict - favorable to
Peabody and the Republican ticket
s.d the younger spirit was out in force
With hands and drums and noaso
0aking devices. celebrating the Sloea-
Gus victory.
La Junta tribune., 1904-11-12
FeeIIno Him.

Mrs. Ascum-Have you bought
your husbands birthday present yeti
Mrs. Newliwed-Yes. and ! think It
was real clever of me too. I bought
big cigar for 10 cents.
Mrs. Ascum-That looks rather
cheap.
Mrs. Eewliwed-Yes, but wait.
found . pricetag marked $3.50 and
pasted that on it-Philadelphia
Press.
La Junta tribune., 1904-11-12
Adams County.

Straight tickets thus far reported
in fourteen out q seventeen precincts
and scratches estimated give Adams
aa apparent majority Of 800 over Pea
is apparently elected. With nve pre-
cinets missing. for county seat
Brighton has 1000 votes. Adams City
500. Haxeltins 200. scattering 100.
La Junta tribune., 1904-11-12
Got back at Him.

"What!" exclaimed Groucheriy.
'You want new bonnet? Why. !
think the one you have is very becom.
Ing"
EYES," replied Mrs. Groucherly. and
SO do all the neighbors; they think n
becoming very ancient and decrepi:.
La Junta tribune., 1904-11-12
oIlpIn County.

A Republican special from Centrai
City says: The count viii not be CON-
pleted until noos tomorrow. but the
indications are that the Democratic
state and county ticket has . plurality
Of abost 800. The Republicans will
elect the county Judge. cos0oer and
Dosaibly assessor. President Roose-
welt will have . majority oe from 100
to 16o.
La Junta tribune., 1904-11-12
Delta County.

Partial returns received from siA
pFecincts shov Roosevelt go. Parker
3S1. Brooks ATT. Shafroth as. Hogg
469. Naupin l1S. Adams $40. Peabody
65S; HeinStand. Democratic represent
ative. 493: Lewis. Republican. $50:
Plumb. district attorney. Democrat.
s07: eslig. Republican. 452.
La Junta tribune., 1904-11-12
One Thing MsesssI.

0resn-Aixerly. the chemist. claims
to have dlscoveged IN elixir that viii
make old men young.
Brownie 10 on the wrong track.
0Fesn-How's that?
Brownie should proceed 10 easn
the everiasting gratitude of Q long
sa9ssiag pablie BY discovering IN
elixir that will make some youaS nsn
older.
La Junta tribune., 1904-11-12
Two Of . Kind.

First Invslid-What's the matter
with you?
Second Invalid.-Ague. What's
your trouble?
First Invalid-Same thing.
Second invalid-Good! Let's 20
over to that saloon on the corner and
shake for the drinks.
La Junta tribune., 1904-11-12
0eolnnino Of u.

what was your first step In crime
that led up to this daring forgsryf"
asked the Judge.
II began by changing the dates Of
my wife's letters before ! finally
mailed them" answered the victim o.
his own wiles.
La Junta tribune., 1904-11-12
Aausduet Leas UneartheA.

u digging . ditch recently on tie
late Gerry house on Putney hill. Hop
kintsn. N. H.. old aqueduct logs were
uncarthed. These logs served nasy
years ago to supply . Watering trough
By the roadside. They had probably
BEEN In the ground the larger part
OF . century at least.
La Junta tribune., 1904-11-12
Arapahos County.

II IL claimed At Lttleton that in the
county seat contest In Arapahoe
couny. Httietou received . majority Of
S91 votes over Knglewood with six
precincts to hear from. settling the
contest In favor Of Lttletoa beyond
doubt.
La Junta tribune., 1904-11-12
Lots to Do.

Tho youngster had heard . faeetio1s
reference to the foolkiller and he wa0
curiouA
docs the foolkiller have to work
awful hard?" he asked.
mo: he doesn't have to my son.
bat he ought to-" was the reply. He'd
have NO time for sleep II he didn't
shirk his duty most shamefully.''
La Junta tribune., 1904-11-12
a Pass cssasy.

A Colombo Springs dispatch to the
Rspuhaican says: The 6nal count in
thS1teen out Of nfty-flve precincts in
IL cssaty - regards Peabody ed
Adams shows Peabody 70 have Q plu-
rality oe 1851. ne straight count IN
thirty-ssven out q Afty-dve precincts
dives Peabody e.l3e and Adams 5.e0S.
Ihis givss Peabody plurality Of
4aeS N thisty-sovoo DCoc3Dcee h tho
stsaight votes. aaA the scratch votes.
aoproxinating 1yooo. vtll - nearly
Gvealy diviAod. Roosevelt WIN run
ehoot 1.ooo sheaA ol the t3eket IN the
esunty. HanliA yin m sliShtly b.
~.
La Junta tribune., 1904-11-12
Really . csetlvasIne Title.

U0y O1pSNatIUD IWI0e
Senior Partner-What title shah
We give our new beauty book?
Junior paftner-How would How
to Become Beautiful" do?
Senior partner-Don't believe that
would make hit with most women.
Junior partner-Then we'll eall Il
How to Continue Beautiful"
Senior partnsr-Ah. that's tAs
stun!
La Junta tribune., 1904-11-12
Thoss Dear oIrls,

Grace-So Tom II engaged to Ethel,
10 he?
Dora-Yes. poor fellow! I suppose
he1l never know II now.
Grace-Never know what?
Dora-That he could have had you
for the asking.
La Junta tribune., 1904-11-12
in the Book Store.

Miss Kremey-Havent you Moore's
poems?
Clerk-Yes. Miss: + II get 'em for
you. BY the way. here's . splendid
story called Just One Kiss."
Miss Kremley (coldly)-I want
Moore,
La Junta tribune., 1904-11-12
One on the Parson.

New Minister-"Deacor. under
stand that you do not believe men are
suniciently punished here on earth
for their misdeeds."
The Deacon-"Well. parson. l didn't
believe 1t until after heard you
preach"
La Junta tribune., 1904-11-12
Pin Mads No Prstest.

A small pig was stolen from tAe
show window Of Alphonse Prcvoses
meat market At South Gardner, Aasa,
and the animal did not squeal 6af1sg
tho operation. The thief entered -
tore during business hours and wan
II away with his prize.
La Junta tribune., 1904-11-12
Little Too 0low.

Tom-"Old Bifkins caught me IL
the act Of kissing his daughter last
night"
Jack SERVES you right. You
ought to 60 slow about such things"
Toni did. That's why ! got
caught"
La Junta tribune., 1904-11-12
Whist Ne UssA.

Il was case Of assault and batteey.
During the altercatiou, quseied
the police magistrate. did The ae.
cused use IN expletiver'
mo. yoar honos." replied the psues-
cutting witness. he only ussd hi ~" I"
La Junta tribune., 1904-11-12
oeln. W.alsh b Amertea.

An IYish.American Who returned -
Dublin lately after an abfenes q =
years settled for two months rsnt -
owp6 when he emigrated To ADogtoA
He also pail several tfaAesne1semo
that h had lsft unpaid os dat osear
stcO
La Junta tribune., 1904-11-12
ouray County.

Incomplete returns from eleven out
q sixteen precincts in Ouray county
give Adams 773. Peabody 327. The
DemoSats elaiD the coaDty for "A.
ans end the county ticket b. 136.
La Junta tribune., 1904-11-12
Locked ouspleiess.

Looked 0u0pIeIoOa
sIs It %. pop. that there II % much
water down in Wall street," asked the
brokers' little boy.
why no. my son." said the man Of
stocks and bonds. laughingly: that's
only = newspaper Joke"
well. pop. Why do you turn mp
your trousers At the bottom every
morning when you go down theref''
La Junta tribune., 1904-11-12

Oo0uky u IV0 % 10. On t0o 0ou00oI
dckse Parker Aas . plurality q -
- tas agAt prsetnetA. TAs county
uekse = vttA The ststA
oesidss County.
1Ao News estimates that Adams
AAs eas5isd The county By 500. Three
tbounoD1 elGht hundred and Afty-souS
hallots are scratched. Senator Ward
= running . httle behind Adams.
TAo Republican figures that tie
eoanty vlu 0ve Peabody about coo
plssaltey. Roosevelt Win run abous
80 ahsaA q Peabody. The scratch
vote y % large that aA estimate On
tA0 county ticket y impossible.
Pueblo County.
4 Nsvs Dispatch says: AZ 3 o'clock
the stTaight votes give Peabody A.o20
and Adams l.l04. There are 1000
scratched votes, and adams Will have .
majority a these.
4 Republican dispatch says: AZ IL
O'Clock to-night Chairman Beaman Of
the Republican county committee
claimed that the entire Republican
county ticket had been elected In Pu-
eb,o county BY ciose to 1900 majority.
with the possible exception OF coroner.
The Republicans claim llat Peabody
has carried Pueblo county by about 500.
On the other hand. Judge J. w. Coul-
ter. chairman of the Democratic county
central committee. states that there Is
no doubt that the Democrats have won
the election In this county.
La Junta tribune., 1904-11-12
psris County.

An Alma dispatch to the RepublicaA
says: The Democratic plurality for
Adana may be 100. Part of The Re-
publican ticket II believed 70 have
been elected. fe
La Junta tribune., 1904-11-12
His Little Joke.

Jokeley-Of course you are inter
ested In the cat show that II to bs
held next month?
Rimer 1.-THE poet)-I! Why should
I bef
Jokeiey-Why. it's got up expressly
for people who cultivate the mewa
La Junta tribune., 1904-11-12
ne s1sndIesp ee N0errlsee.

wife-You1l miss half the I'm q
your life II you don't take ne VIII
yoa.
Husband (preDaTing for . little trip
to Paris)-Perhaps, but ri miss the
other half u do.-Londoo Tsttjee.
La Junta tribune., 1904-11-12
Teller cssnsy.

A Cripple Creek special - he Re
pubSeaa says: The Republicans of
thlp <~1ly ssU esls6sattAg . srsat No
tosy. a band = paSoAing The street.
. SeoeessSoa q 1yooe sathusiasts fol-
lsviAG TAs reeuns shos safe M
114tv a fso0 ~ 70 LOCO for the en-
~ lsDphlscaa 0ekoe. The returns
~ eu1iag n aovty anA the full
0&hse vfn noe - tn untll - eaSly
hou9 = ~ 0ogD1AG.
La Junta tribune., 1904-11-12
chaisss ce.s.ey.

A Buena Vista dispatch 70 the News
says: CAaGee county win give AdaEs
q least 1.ooo majority. Busaa Vista
and 6alila giving 2ss straight The
scratch win ~ for Adams. Outsids
pcoeine4o are not yet heard from.
La Junta tribune., 1904-11-12
Can Juan County.

A Republican special from 6ilvtrton
says: Eight out Of ten precincts give
Adams $40 plurality. Adams' pIurali.
u In county viii be 500 to 100.
La Junta tribune., 1904-11-12

He Failed to 8eore.
Him-Will you share my LOTT
Her-Not me: I don't like the crop
you viii gather from It
Him-Crop Of what1
Her-Wild oats.
La Junta tribune., 1904-11-12
Two e. Ia KIM.

Il don't believe I ever cculd lean
to love . man." said the siddy giri.
Our ideas seen to shoot the same
chute" re3oined the sarcastic youaA.
Il 81 positive couldn't G1ebee.s
La Junta tribune., 1904-11-12
a WIss Hsa.

Rooster-Dont you know you're
sitting on . litter OF glass eggs?
Hen-sh! Don't mention It Al
long ~ the hired man takes me for .
fool he'll bring me my meals and I
won't have to grub for . livinE.-Ex-
change.
La Junta tribune., 1904-11-12
y.se : Vvax Thex tlave.

Say, conductor." asked the isquis-
tive passenger. "in speaking OF the
time which h proper. = quarter 70
six' or . quarter of six.'"
Neither" replied the railroad
man. II always ~ 'hve-foety-avs.' "
La Junta tribune., 1904-11-12
Twould Never %.

The Rev. Mr.. Pondrous has Topped
over and come out for your party.
Why don't you get him to speak at
your rally?"
He might forget himself and
preach . sermon. We want the peo-
pie to keep awake at our rally"
La Junta tribune., 1904-11-12
Msreea cDssney.

A Nsvs' special froa Fort Aoegan
says: The present ind3easioos ere that
the vuto Of The eatire cupafy Will Be:
Roosevelt. 100; PARKER. 100: Psa-
BODY, 80: Adams. $50. ..
The Republican correspondent tale
gfaphs: Ihe e1tire Republican county
ticket Was elected. Roosevelt roceive1
500 ns3crity, and Peabody -.
La Junta tribune., 1904-11-12
UnaequaInted.

4uggtns-I understand your wife
10 financially interested In your bust.
ness.
0abbleton-Yes.
Muggins-Silent partner. chi
0abbleton-Huh! You evidently
don't know my wife.
La Junta tribune., 1904-11-12
estIseeeeeey In Gveey Vvay.

oatiseoeeosy In Gvosy Woy.
Nell-Yoa seem perfectly satisfied
with your new 0Own.
Belle-Yss; II has been approved
by ths man I Ike best aa1 eua-
6ennsd by tAo woman hate Dook
La Junta tribune., 1904-11-12
EEK IL ov.seisos.

There II . ssx IN qssstioaA"
How eo?"
WY. WIN ~ have Aimf - e.
ssasiAlly nascalins, while 'Caa sAs
~ hi0r b Tie 1o0inino g &
La Junta tribune., 1904-11-12
Wanssa His Assistance.

Wanesd His Assistance.
Young Aan-"l have called. cir. 10
request your daughters hand In mar
riage."
Stern Parent-"Huhi Has my
daughter consented to marry you?
Young Man-"Of course not. II she
had ! wouldn't be wasting any time
on you"
La Junta tribune., 1904-11-12

Between Acts.
ehe-The program says & u
taken from the German"
He-Humph! guess they vsss
glad enough to get rid Of IL