The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1904-04-15

IDENTIFY confined his investigation to Fifth
avenue clubhouses
1t is related in the dispatches that GER
tain well-known woman artist of New
York was married secretly in that city
yesterday. And how please, would she
have been married if she had wanted to
keep the matter out Of the papers?
While delrious from fever a Minnesota
man stole locomotive. The newspapers
appear to think this remarkable, but it
isn't; Minnesota men have tried to steal
whole railroad system-and they weren't
so very delirious. either.
Has Boris Sarafoff been killed this year
yet? Since the Ameer of Afghanstan. the
Sultan of Morocco and Dowager Empress
Tsi-An have experienced their annual
deaths. the Balkan patriot must see that it
is his turn to get in line.
For the second time within three years
Brooklyn woman has presented her husband
with triplets. The fact that she is not yet
thirty years OLD makes the husband hope
that he may be able TO raise quite family
in the course of time.
After she was engaged. Nella y. Allen.
Maine school teacher, found out for the
first time that her name read the same
backward or forward And now it tickles
her so that she doesn't want to- get mar
ried and spoil il ALL
The German Empress is suffering from
the effects of tight lacing. 1t has always
been understood hat She hat
women, but it appears that she has been
copying the customs of German army Off
GERS, nevertheless.
A special session of the New Jersey Leg
islature has been called for the purpose of
enacting law against killing pigeons. 1t
is understood that the close season on
mosquitoes will also be extended. Save the
songbirds.
An Indianapolis man declares that he
heard the "honk-honk!' of wild geese fly
ing over the city last night But he may be
mistaken; how can you tell the difference.
in the dark, between wild geese and auto
mobiles?
A New York man hated the trusts so
deeply that he drank carbolic acid. The
trusts have recovered from the blow
which. unluckily, cannot be said of the
man. And there is a moral to that story.
a Philadelphia played on the piano for
| twenty-six hours at a stretch. The fact
| that he was not lynched by the neighbors
shows that Philadelphia is indeed 1.-The
| City of Brotherly Love-"
| in Mauch Chunk (Pa) a crazy man shot
| a number of people with buckshot- If this
| had happened in the far East people would
say he went crazy trying to pronounce
the name of the town.
Americans eat too much meat" asserts
| Japanese athlete. Perhaps it is the
| vegetarians after all, and not the beef trust
| people who kindly putting this food
| beyond our reach.
| Another American countess, to wit:
| Gizycki. The count must be a truly lovely
person to cause Miss Patterson, of Chicago,
to. exchange her name for his, even with
! the title thrown in.
| A bear got loose and created intense ex-
element by running up Broad street in
Philadelphia. The excitement was due not
| to the fact that it was a bear, but that
it was running.
| According to the Novoe Vremya, 1.-The
| friendship of England is more to be feared
| than her hatred" Which shows how brave
| Russia was in trying so hard to get it.
The Pope is to send a nuncio to Germany.
1t is a good thing that Bismarck is dead;
such thing would have made him snort
and below like an aurochs
| The Sully receivers say they have found
100000. but can't get hold of It, What
| that needs is not receiver. but a
transmtter.
"Househunter" writes to know what is
the difference between flats" and apart
ments.'' Well. generally about $50 a month.
Edward Atkinson puts forward a claim
| that he can make coal out of mud. If he
can, guess the name of the coal trust.
In a suit with Hill and Morgan as de-
PENDANTS and Rockefeller and Hartman as
plaintiffs. justice simply cannot lose.
an advance next month. 1t is costing more
and more to live in this country.
American trained nurses appear to b.
well trained. Another has married
millionaire patient.
James j. Hill says he will win his fight
with Hartman or quit. And who ever
knew Hill to quit?
Nocturnal Shot.
He threw his small clock at cat
He missed her. you bet;
The clock it stopped at half past three.
| The cat is going yet.
| -Yonkers Statesman.
ABOUT PEOPLE AND THINGS.
The fuel used in the capital of Korea is brush
| wood. In the streets there is a constant pro